1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Music playing. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Music playing. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 Music playing. 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,940 Music playing. 5 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,940 Music playing. 6 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:35,940 Music playing. 7 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,940 Music playing. 8 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,940 Music playing. 9 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,940 Music playing. 10 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,940 Music playing. 11 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:45,940 Music playing. 12 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,940 Music playing. 13 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:47,940 Music playing. 14 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,940 Music playing. 15 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,940 Music playing. 16 00:01:51,940 --> 00:02:00,060 Land squid Lukey decayed Frankie schools Megan I in Ian I called Ian iron their 17 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:07,300 sophistic's Ian I get another Ian Yates County this is the game that sure 18 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:12,520 Tiffay was mad about there last night I said that the next stream was going to 19 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:18,640 be a roach stream and I'm not lying this is the game I went and bought on GOG I 20 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:24,640 had it on I had a tipster someone in the nose said it was on steam for six and 21 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,960 then somebody else that was even more in the nose said you can get it on this 22 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,880 site called GOG for one euro 49 an absolute bargain price for what seems to 23 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,480 be an absolutely enthralling game I haven't we haven't even got started yet 24 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:45,340 but it seems like it's gonna be a big hitter it's really happening it's really 25 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:58,840 happen now this is from 1996 roaches store simulator it's not a roach simulator I mean 26 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:05,280 you saw the way Stu had handled the interview there yesterday he was asking those questions 27 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:14,120 but it's not a roach sim per se it seems to be a Kafkaesque cd-rom based adventure let's see how 28 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:18,620 we get on with this and start a new game and you can see that the little cursor is that of a roach 29 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:26,800 itself bizarre stuff maybe the roach is just a metaphor for what's going on in society let's see 30 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:34,100 how they how they present that to us and in what format and in what way that's presented to us as 31 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:50,780 well amazing cursor there somebody's already said loving the cursor point and click roach wave it 32 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:56,180 really makes you feel like a roach that's the thing that they were he was trying to get across in the 33 00:03:56,180 --> 00:04:01,860 interview your man who looked like Richard Lewis from curb your enthusiasm omni 619 thank you very much 34 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:08,160 their history in the making you say let's get started with this let's have a look at the preferences first 35 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:16,080 you can't see this now it's popped up in another box from I'm just not gonna bother with that I'm just 36 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:21,000 gonna go along with it hopefully it doesn't crash otherwise it will have all been for nothing 37 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:28,000 great cinematic opening here all my life I've felt helpless cheated very frightened stepped on I was always the little man the square peg the forgotten one 38 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Great cinematic opening here. 39 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:42,940 All my life I felt helpless, cheated, stepped on. 40 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:51,240 I was always the little man, the square peg, the forgotten one. 41 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,560 Is this the roach speaking? 42 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:57,400 But that night, everything was gonna change. 43 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,500 You're not a cockroach, are you? No, I'm not. 44 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:05,080 I was tired of just sitting around, accepting my fate. 45 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:09,420 A rat hole apartment, a dead end job. 46 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,500 So I decided to do something about it. 47 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:20,200 I made a prover of stuff. Thank you very much. 48 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,760 I had the perfect plan. 49 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:31,320 My destination, untrackable. 50 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:37,400 The stolen cash, untraceable. 51 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,620 I'd simply disappear into the night. 52 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:50,820 But of course there was a hitch, a fly in the ointment, or should I say roach. 53 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:01,320 Superb graphics so far. Really nice box in the middle of the screen there. 54 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:10,520 It's looking kind of like a 16-9 box on my monitor, but it's a square box for ye, but it's still a box nonetheless. 55 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,240 My bags are all packed and ready. 56 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,400 Tickets, passport, a change of clothes. 57 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:21,940 Who's this Jim Carrey ass looking dude? Thank you very much, Ferdy and Milton Roach and Roachman 2. 58 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:25,160 And main approver of stuff, thank you very much. 59 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:35,240 Weird, bizarre book. Weird book. 60 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:47,320 Weird book. Weird book. 61 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,320 Bizarre book. Weird book. 62 00:06:49,320 --> 00:07:01,940 If it wasn't for my idiot landlord, I'd be there right now. Sipping margaritas and basking in the warm glow of a job well done. 63 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:07,620 Some great acting in this. Real Lloyd Christmas vines. 64 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:10,280 What do you think it is, sweetheart? Your fairy godmother? 65 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,620 Open up, I know you're in there. 66 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:16,280 You got some nerve coming up here at this hour, Eddie. 67 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,340 Where's my freaking rent, Sams? 68 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:20,700 You'll get the rent in the morning. 69 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:23,240 Your rent's three days late. I'll take it now. 70 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,060 Don't push me, old man. I said you'll get it in the morning. 71 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,700 Looks like you're packing up for a trip. 72 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,820 You skipping out on me? 73 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,320 Yeah, I'm skipping out. 74 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:41,820 Look, if I pay you now, will you get the hell out of here and leave me alone? 75 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:45,520 Sure, sweetheart. Sure, I'll leave you alone. 76 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,520 Sweetheart. 77 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:52,400 All right. Now go back downstairs to that roach-infested hovel you call a room. 78 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,360 And don't bother me again. 79 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:59,060 It's an awful lot of money to have laying around in this neighborhood. 80 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,680 And your door's open. 81 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,280 Maybe next time, you might want to lock it, huh? 82 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:13,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. That's good advice, Eddie. 83 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,080 I can smell that man's breath. 84 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:15,580 And... 85 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:21,720 Celebrity road trip. Thank you very much. 86 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,880 Do we know who the actors are? Is there an IMDb? 87 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:29,860 I don't want to accidentally press escape and then it cuts the cutscene. 88 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,240 I want to see the cutscene. 89 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,140 But I want to be able to pause it as well. 90 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,600 The cat has gone missing. 91 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,000 No? 92 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:39,400 Is that what he's looking for? 93 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,740 There you are. 94 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:42,740 There you are. 95 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,340 Something crazy happened when I looked at that necklace. 96 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:50,380 Wow. 97 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,700 That strange locket that was supposed to be my mother's. 98 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:58,600 Real Sabrina the Teenage Witch fucking style graphics going on here. 99 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,600 Bad mojo. 100 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,640 Bad mojo. 101 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,980 Heavy rain. 102 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:15,640 My brain reeled. 103 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,680 My knees buckled. 104 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,520 And then there was black. 105 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:26,320 The warm and somehow comforting feeling of darkness. 106 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,980 Tim Reedy, how are you? 107 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,200 Thank you very much for the roach. 108 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:44,700 Hang on. 109 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,540 What's happened? 110 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,960 He turned into a roach. 111 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,740 Crazy bit of Kafka. 112 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:01,700 Dead. 113 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,200 Dead's de novo. 114 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,500 Wow. 115 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,620 It's a point and click extravaganza. 116 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,960 Schnuffles, thank you very much. 117 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,000 Celebrity roach trip. 118 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,280 Do we know who these actors are? 119 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,720 Is there an IMDB? 120 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,140 We have a look here. 121 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:31,000 Maybe we'll save it because I've just opened up the browser here in this window. 122 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,980 Because I'm... 123 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:37,960 My operating system has had to reverse to like some compatibility mode. 124 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,920 In order to... 125 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,020 Sorry, I'm going to turn that down. 126 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:42,560 It's very annoying. 127 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:48,880 Because the OS is having to go into compatibility mode to run the fucking thing because it's ancient. 128 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,760 When I open up the browser window, it's like... 129 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,540 It's all blocky and fucking pixelated. 130 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:00,540 So we'll check that out in due course. 131 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,980 Let's just get on with the game here. 132 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,500 Let's get right into this. 133 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,680 It looks like an immersive roach-based experience. 134 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:21,600 Okay, so you can move. 135 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,160 So I was pressing buttons there and not knowing what the fuck I'm doing. 136 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:28,960 So before we get going, does anybody understand what just happened there? 137 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:29,780 Because I missed out. 138 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,800 It seems to be a fella with... 139 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,360 He had a suitcase full of money. 140 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,340 The landlord is calling him sweetheart and getting up in his face. 141 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,540 There could be some kind of weird thing going on there. 142 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,780 A cat that he owns left the building. 143 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,540 Then he picked up a pendant and turned into a roach, is it? 144 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:48,900 Flembag and 9ml Jill. 145 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,640 Thanks very much. 146 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,720 He didn't pay his web TV bill. 147 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,700 Roachford, your man's locket turns you into a roach. 148 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,540 His cat bounced the roach amulet. 149 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,300 Yeah, you got it. 150 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,040 The locket fell off the roach curse. 151 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:06,940 You're on the... 152 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:07,980 Right. 153 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,960 Maybe more will be explained. 154 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,800 It looks like you go into this one here. 155 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,100 So I'm just going to go into this... 156 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,020 Whatever the fuck this is. 157 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:18,000 Each selection is like a little pod. 158 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,640 Who made these? 159 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,060 Where is this? 160 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:25,760 A lot of questions not answered at the moment. 161 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:31,300 And here we are. 162 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:34,060 We're into the meat and potatoes of the game now. 163 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,280 We're a fucking roach. 164 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,000 So you're a roach. 165 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,320 What else? 166 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,320 I really am a roach. 167 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,020 Ladies and gentlemen. 168 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,520 I am a roach in the game. 169 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,160 If you can see that on your screen there. 170 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,800 I'm controlling this little bad boy. 171 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:54,640 Spinning it. 172 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,340 You can spin him around 360. 173 00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:58,780 Interestingly enough there. 174 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,300 I hold down the R button. 175 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,880 He just spins around indefinitely. 176 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,400 And moves. 177 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,160 Ends up moving. 178 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,640 It's like watch this. 179 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,580 Thank you very much there. 180 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,700 Anaconda G. 181 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,560 Your kind, heart and generous roach tip. 182 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,360 And look at this. 183 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,440 A Google user. 184 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,880 Thank you very much as well. 185 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,140 Roach division you say. 186 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,460 So really buzzing off this roach at the moment. 187 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:20,940 We're in a pipe. 188 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,300 It seems to be legit. 189 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,880 It seems to be a legitimate roach based. 190 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,600 Simulation at the moment. 191 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,900 There is only one way out of here. 192 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,060 And that's up to the top of the pipe here. 193 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:35,780 There's a grid. 194 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,920 And here we are. 195 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,920 We've moved out of the pipe. 196 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,760 And now onto the surface of the ground. 197 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:44,680 Must be. 198 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,380 We might be in Manhattan or something. 199 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,080 Chris McRoach. 200 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,260 Thank you very much there. 201 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,580 For your roach. 202 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,920 Merry roachmas to you. 203 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:54,900 I hope you're getting on well. 204 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,240 And papa roach as well. 205 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,420 And now I've gone back into the pipe accidentally. 206 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,220 I didn't. 207 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,400 Didn't mean to do that. 208 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,680 We'll go back out into. 209 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,240 Up to terra firmer. 210 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,260 So far the piece. 211 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,220 It's electric. 212 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,000 Cut my life in two pieces. 213 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,180 Slap my ass and call me Maggie. 214 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,020 Says papa roach. 215 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:13,860 Don't know what that means. 216 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,780 But thanks for the tip. 217 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,780 I'm stuck in some. 218 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:18,860 Detritus there. 219 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,220 We'll take a. 220 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,900 Take a left and go over here. 221 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,520 Stuck again in this. 222 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,820 Kind of sludge here. 223 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,160 So let's move out of here. 224 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,580 And maybe head down. 225 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:31,560 Downtown. 226 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,600 Doesn't seem like he can. 227 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:35,680 Okay. 228 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,680 So we're having trouble crossing the sludge. 229 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:38,620 Oh. 230 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:38,700 Oh. 231 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:43,340 We've moved upwards. 232 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,620 And there's a cigarette butt there. 233 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:46,420 I wonder. 234 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,720 Oh great stuff. 235 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,720 You can play on that. 236 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,300 Just gonna buzz off this cigarette butt for a while. 237 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:55,220 As the roach. 238 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:56,360 And do the three. 239 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,980 Do a few 360s on that. 240 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,020 I don't know what the buttons are. 241 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,180 I'm just pressing left. 242 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,360 Right and forward and back. 243 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,740 I have no cursor on my screen here. 244 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,200 With which to really point and click towards anything. 245 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:08,580 So. 246 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,320 Not sure if that's. 247 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,680 A fuck up or what. 248 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,280 Wow. 249 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,460 It really is. 250 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,720 A roach. 251 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:23,860 There is no. 252 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:24,620 Of that. 253 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:25,660 There is no doubt. 254 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,180 And there's a little bolt there on the ground. 255 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,140 A few matchsticks. 256 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,700 And the music is. 257 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:33,520 Is very good. 258 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,280 The sound design. 259 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:34,880 Very good. 260 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,460 Very interesting. 261 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,260 Very tension. 262 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,800 Tension building stuff. 263 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,120 And now we're moving a bottle cap. 264 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,140 As the roach. 265 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:47,500 Interesting to see where. 266 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,600 How this will develop. 267 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,780 And where this will go. 268 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,080 Not particularly too sure. 269 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:55,580 Myself. 270 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,180 But it does seem like an important. 271 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,420 Part of the game. 272 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,180 They've definitely. 273 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720 Created the mechanic. 274 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:04,880 For us to use. 275 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:05,640 Utilize. 276 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:10,760 Some great stuff. 277 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,240 And brilliant roach work. 278 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,220 And now I'm crawling on top of that. 279 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:21,780 Bot cap. 280 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:26,760 Roach. 281 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,500 Fist sticks. 282 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,840 Thank you very much there. 283 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:29,740 For the tip. 284 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,420 You say roach. 285 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,520 For the stars. 286 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,580 Question mark. 287 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,200 Question mark. 288 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:35,820 Question mark. 289 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,600 Question mark. 290 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,740 Question mark. 291 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:38,920 I'm not particularly too sure. 292 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,180 What the answer to the question. 293 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:40,860 Is. 294 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,300 Or even. 295 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,740 If that is a question itself. 296 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,820 It seems to be a statement. 297 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:46,300 But. 298 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,320 Doing a bit. 299 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,720 Doing a fair bit of work now. 300 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,240 Pushing this bottle cap around. 301 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,340 It seems to be. 302 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:55,940 Not really. 303 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,160 Yielding any. 304 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:58,300 Results. 305 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:58,800 Or it's not. 306 00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,760 It's not opening any. 307 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:00,740 New avenues. 308 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,060 Let's just put it that way. 309 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,440 Probably about three minutes. 310 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,800 Into the bottle cap quest. 311 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,340 At the moment. 312 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,220 Is this a quest. 313 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,840 Do we need to waste our time. 314 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,280 On this. 315 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,760 Thank you very much there. 316 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,860 Sensual piece of pudding. 317 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,460 Very kindly. 318 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,100 Little known fact. 319 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,640 This game is Stephen Roach's. 320 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,140 Response. 321 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,340 To Alan Hansen's. 322 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:17,860 Sports challenge. 323 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,540 I gotta say. 324 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,960 That's one roach. 325 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,080 That I left. 326 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,160 Off of my. 327 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,000 Introductory. 328 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,640 Roach. 329 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:25,520 Manifesto. 330 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,100 At the beginning. 331 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,220 Of this stream. 332 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:29,800 Stephen Roach. 333 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:30,300 Of course. 334 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,300 Tour de France winner. 335 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,240 And. 336 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,080 I'm gonna leave. 337 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:35,900 I'll tell you what. 338 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,480 We'll leave the bottle cap there. 339 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,000 And. 340 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,100 That's in the pocket. 341 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:39,820 That's safe. 342 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,240 We can come back to that bottle cap. 343 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,300 When we've gathered more. 344 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,020 Intelligence. 345 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:45,700 At the moment. 346 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,800 We just need to. 347 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,480 Try and work out what we're doing. 348 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,360 We're a roach. 349 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,380 Hamspray. 350 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,220 Thank you very much. 351 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:52,640 For the. 352 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:54,700 For the. 353 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,380 Tip there. 354 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,580 The world speed run record. 355 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,040 For this game. 356 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:57,860 Was apparently set. 357 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,840 Only a month ago. 358 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,060 It's a damn shame. 359 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,820 That record will fall tonight. 360 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,900 With the pace. 361 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,040 Well. 362 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:05,960 It is. 363 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,640 A blind. 364 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,320 Play through. 365 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:07,780 But I mean. 366 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,200 I have been known to smash. 367 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,260 Speed run records. 368 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,560 Without playing the games before. 369 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:13,880 You know. 370 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,160 It's not like it hasn't happened before. 371 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:17,980 But so far. 372 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:18,180 I. 373 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360 I gotta say. 374 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,180 Loving the roach game. 375 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:21,500 It's. 376 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,600 It's definitely got a lot to offer. 377 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:23,860 The. 378 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:24,600 The gamer. 379 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:44,340 And I'm just going to walk around some of this different colored floor here and see if that yields any potential clues or directions. Nothing happening. So again, move up to the next screen. 380 00:18:49,660 --> 00:19:10,340 Connection is solid, says Antonio. Connection is great, says Aisling. Is there a problem with the connection, guys? Let me know about that. And I don't want to bust out the excuses here for last night's poor performance, piss poor performance in Warzone, but I really have to offer up the king of excuses to you. 381 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:22,020 And thank you very much there for the tip, Juan Sandage. And this isn't an excuse. This is the God's honest truth and the reason why I fucking sucked ass at that game last night. 382 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:37,380 I have a... I bought a second SIM card purely so that the PlayStation could play the online game on that SIM card while the streaming was done on the other... on the air. 383 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:46,680 And before yesterday's stream, I'd rearranged the consoles, whatever. I'd unplugged the fucking cable for that particular router and that SIM card. 384 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:52,460 And what... what you were getting yesterday was me streaming off the same... 385 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:58,380 uh... SIM that I was playing the game off. There was a lot of... there was so much lag. There was so much lag. 386 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:04,200 There was not a... a cat in hell's chance that I was going to come away with anything from last night. 387 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:11,640 So, if anything, it's a... it's... I'm very proud of myself for carrying on in the face of adversity. 388 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,720 And, uh... that's all I have to say about that anyway. 389 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,200 But, Poddy Bob, thank you very much for the, uh... tip. You say, Antique Roach Show. 390 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:28,660 Indeed, we've got a... a packet of cigarettes here. This is an American blend, should I say. Desperado. 391 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:37,780 Can we go inside the box? That would be very interesting... interesting if we can. Can... shh, let's go inside. We can't go inside the box. 392 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:49,540 But we can crawl on it. That's... which is very nice indeed. And there's a few sound effects of the roach crawling on the... uh... on the... 393 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,660 The paper on the outside of that box. It's... 394 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:59,220 And then into the goo there. You can't go into the goo, so stay away from the goo. 395 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,140 The stream is gone now. 396 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:11,940 I suppose... I suppose... I suppose what really does, uh... this... this is probably gonna happen when you're, um... 397 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:17,700 in the middle of a storm is that... Storm Jocelyn, I believe, is making... 398 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,340 heavy landfall... tonight. So, uh... look... 399 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,060 I'm just gonna keep going with the roach. 400 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,420 The stream might even dip in and out, but I mean... 401 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:31,140 That's the nature of the beast at the moment. 402 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,900 Uh... Neil Roachever, thank you very much there. And... 403 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,540 directed by Ken Roach. So we've, uh... 404 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,260 I was thinking there, maybe we get on side the, uh... the fag packet here. 405 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,620 And then we use that as some kind of raft over the... the gop. 406 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:50,740 But it's... it's not letting me go over and it's not moving either. 407 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,540 We don't know whether... what this liquid on the floor is, but... 408 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:57,300 we'll come back to that later anyway. It seems to be a quest in and of itself. 409 00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:01,300 The cigarette packet. Let's move... let's move down south with this guy. 410 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:08,580 And I recognize this area. Have we been here before? This seems very interesting. 411 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:11,300 Davey Oatmeal. Thank you very much... 412 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,460 for your kind-hearted and generous papa roach. 413 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:21,460 Just reverse. We go back... back down here. If we can... 414 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:29,860 And I don't know about you, but I'm getting very confused now. We're back to the bottle cap bit again. 415 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,020 The pace seems to be very heavy. So... 416 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:39,860 Apologies if you've tuned in and you're a little bit kind of... whoa. 417 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,380 I need to sit down after this one because... 418 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:51,380 They're... they're giving us both barrels... we're... we're straight out the pipe... onto some concrete. 419 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,060 Not a lot to go on other than you are a roach. 420 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:57,940 And look at this. 421 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,580 Maybe you can get across this bit here. 422 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:07,060 Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! 423 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:16,360 not it's not happening maybe over here it's a little bit smaller over here at school 424 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:21,700 not happening there either 425 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:33,640 so this is a look inside the mind of chef in a way because he he was really excited about this game 426 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:39,760 definitely wasn't paid to feature that game it was definitely something of interest 427 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:50,260 some great sound effects I don't know how they managed to to folie those or get those sound effects 428 00:23:50,260 --> 00:24:00,520 going but they did now we're back inside the pipe again guys hmm thank you very much there aid in the 429 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:05,620 average for your kind heart and generous if let's just I want to honor the kind heart and generous 430 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:14,320 nature of the well wishes we're receiving here by giving you some unbridled 110% top roach gameplay 431 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:21,440 and I keep on getting stuck in the same pipe which is frustrating but let's go north with this little 432 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:50,540 dude SB thank you very much for the tip there and look we've got a brand new area we haven't seen this and a new sound as well I know if you can hear that sounds like maybe an electricity or something maybe we can crawl under that fucking thing over here sorry there peanut gallery thank you very much for the peanuts there 433 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:57,720 and now we've found some brand new roaches it's really beginning to heat up at the moment you just joined us 434 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:05,640 this is none other than the roach game and we are really moving at pace through the fucking 435 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:12,840 situation are these are these his friends or are they enemies because we do know that they're a 436 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:18,620 strange breed of creature probably likely to fucking cannibalize each other i wouldn't put 437 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:25,280 it past them i don't like them and i'm glad that we don't really have cockroaches in ireland because 438 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:32,580 they just would be too much for me to really fucking handle to have to deal with them on a daily basis 439 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:43,520 it's blowhole will catapult you to the south and to the east one way there is peril hardship and dismay 440 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:51,440 one way brings you closer to the dominican cachet but there is another option another clever tack you 441 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:58,740 may evade the wind machine with a bold high wire act 442 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:04,980 wow okay wondering there should i increase the uh the size of this 443 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:11,940 what you want to call the screen here just to give you the full roach experience i will that degrade 444 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:19,240 the fucking quality too much okay i will i'll i'll make it right window capture 445 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:31,240 that's that's what that's what i'm seeing on my monitor like that actually you've got you've got it better 446 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:40,540 than me there so really you can't complain this is the best this is the best roach content 447 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:48,040 you're gonna be given today i can guarantee that i don't think anybody's doing it the way i'm doing it the roach game that is 448 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,580 nobody's nobody's shining a light on these little fellas 449 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:55,340 uh 450 00:26:55,340 --> 00:27:04,640 uh okay right so let's get going with this roach it would be something now if you can talk to these other roaches 451 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:14,640 and i'm walking up to them there nothing really happening with these guys they're not introducing themselves there's no 452 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:22,000 chemistry between these roaches it seems to be they're just another gang of different roaches that have no 453 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,640 connection to you that this isn't your family i was thinking this may be his family 454 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:31,180 and it seems we're in the gas hub now 455 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:40,180 we are inside a gas hub 456 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:53,720 now we want to be careful we don't want to get cooked let's see if we can cook him 457 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:59,880 and we've just died looks like with three roach lives left so we won't do that 458 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:06,300 there was no animation there was a kind of slight animation you just instantly die like a ghost 459 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,740 roach ghost 460 00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:28,500 and uh thank you very much there roachident evil village very very kindy do you think you'll try out the free prologue to the upcoming game i am jesus christ i might give it a go yeah 461 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:33,740 a few people have asked me to play the jesus game 462 00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:41,740 but uh right now it's all about roach at the moment guys i can't really deviate to our lord 463 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:46,980 who by all accounts was it was a thoroughly decent guy 464 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:51,900 and his life story well worthy of a game 465 00:28:51,900 --> 00:29:00,740 it's not it's but it's not that kind of stream tonight that's not what we're getting we're getting this other guy this is a 466 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:22,740 crazy little dude it really is moving at a pace the likes of which i haven't seen before and it looks like there's a dead rat down on the ground now how we get down there is anyone's business 467 00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:29,740 there's a lot of crawling to be done 468 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,740 and conrad 469 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:46,740 thank you very much for your tips and papa papa got a brand new roach is it he sure as hell did conrad and we are really trying to get to grips with this 470 00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:55,740 in a big way at the moment i'm very very confused though seems like we're stuck on a fucking tap or something or 471 00:29:55,740 --> 00:30:00,740 whatever that is i'm not sure i don't know how we got from a gas hop to here 472 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:04,740 in such a short space of time but we did what what about this no 473 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:11,740 okay we're gonna go back down here and see if there's some other way down to the ground to the rat rat paradise 474 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,740 but it wouldn't 475 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:19,740 not gonna i'm gonna give it another go because it seems as though there's a reason to be here 476 00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:23,740 jim shamrock thank you very much for your tip hope you're enjoying this roach based 477 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:34,740 quest that we're on here and we're very stuck at the moment though we've become bogged down in a fucking maze 478 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:42,740 jerry hannon thank you very much and rachel and sam thank you very much there 479 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:50,740 uh is tom joining us tonight francis i'm hoping against hope that we get a hold of him that he was busy today 480 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:57,740 running errands and uh he said that he's a bit tired and had the dinner and he might 481 00:30:57,740 --> 00:31:01,740 might make contact at some stage but you don't know with that guy 482 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:07,740 okay so we're on the we can get down to the ground great stuff we're on the ground guys here we go 483 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:14,740 fantastic stuff it's beginning to heat up we're on the ground at the moment and we know what happens if we 484 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:21,740 we don't want to stand on one of these things here because that's game over as far as we're concerned back to the no gulag 485 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:25,740 it'll just be an instantaneous death 486 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,740 possibly restarting the mission from the beginning again 487 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:35,740 roaches stores thank you very much and a very concerning 488 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,740 concerning 489 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:48,740 soundtrack there in the background and a very concerning and unacceptable image of a dead trapped rat 490 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,740 inside a fucking rat trap a lot of blood 491 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:58,740 apologies if anybody has been affected by any of the images in tonight's stream but there is a helpline 492 00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:05,740 there must be one there has to be maybe just google rat rat rat trap scared 493 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:34,740 google rats why haven't they brought out google rats like an app for rats you can see where they are and then you never have to deal with them or you know we're hearing a lot about AI these days look at that rat's tail there I'm gonna I think I know where we're going it's looking inviting I'm gonna try that out let's get on let's get on board 494 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:49,540 Let's get on board that tail. And a little bit of a flinch. The rat is still alive. The rat is still alive. Let's go up his feet. 495 00:32:52,240 --> 00:33:17,120 And that's the best way up. This is like a proto shadow of the Colossus before graphics got good enough to climb the beast and you can see individual hairs and stuff like that. This is what you had climbing up a rat as a roach onto a trap. And you can hear a sound effect there as well as I move along the fur of the rat. Kind of like a muffled. 496 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:36,420 Just a quick check of the chat there. Smolny19. Imagine the meetings when this was being made. I don't think there were any meetings. I'd say this was just out because you're going from scene to scene to scene. 497 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,340 And now we're on his hair and his head which isn't interesting. Maybe he can go into his ear. No? 498 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:49,100 I don't want to get eaten by him. 499 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,660 But we don't really know whether or not rats eat roaches. I doubt they do. 500 00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,860 But there's little to suggest that they wouldn't. 501 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:10,060 Because it's a rat. You know? They eat through the fucking wires in the attic and they'll eat boxes and bags and even fucking boxes of bags. 502 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:18,580 And maybe even bags of boxes. Giant fucking bags that you get in two euro or home savers. 503 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:35,200 And now a new contender enters the scene. A spider. And this seems like it could possibly be a challenge. So if you've just joined us here. 504 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:40,000 This is our first challenge of the night. We've been challenged by a spider. 505 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,360 Who seems to be coming towards us. 506 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:46,600 Very slowly. I've seen a few little movements there of his leg. 507 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,120 Definitely a spider. Eight legs. 508 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,020 An arachnid. 509 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:59,800 Whereas I would be considered... When I say I, I mean the roach. I'm trying to manifest myself as a roach now. 510 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:03,940 I'm getting inside the mind of the roach in order to best approach the game. 511 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,940 And I think I'm an insect. Would I be wrong in saying that? 512 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,740 Any biological, zoological... 513 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:16,380 Insect heads out there. 514 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,200 Can you tell me, is a roach an insect? 515 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,280 It is correct. Great stuff. 516 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:25,240 I think six legs is the insect. That's the rule. 517 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,620 Eight for the arachnid. 518 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,340 And we've been pounced. We got jumped. 519 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:33,360 And that's us. We've only got two roach lives left. 520 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:39,340 Just got absolutely fucking jumped by a spider there beside the fagbutt. 521 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:43,720 I think we might... 522 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,840 Swerve off the fucking spider... 523 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,780 Town over there. 524 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,480 And move at pace. 525 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,980 Up north. 526 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:54,060 Across the border. 527 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,040 Over here. 528 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,600 And maybe just hang around here, but don't get stuck on the paper, you know? 529 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:10,860 And there's some very, very intimidating music going on. 530 00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:12,780 I'm stuck on a web, which is not great. 531 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,700 This is not good. 532 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,860 This is a real bad buzz. 533 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,920 I'm feeling the fucking tension as we speak. 534 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:29,860 Lovely signs. 535 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:31,420 Lovely atmosphere. 536 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,020 Thank you very much for that tip. 537 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:33,820 That's kind of you. 538 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,640 I hope you're getting on well. 539 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,840 And not too stormed out of it. 540 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:41,740 And, uh... 541 00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:43,940 Somebody there was in the chat saying, 542 00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,120 Get on the fagbutt. 543 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,280 But, I mean, I'm webbed out of it at the moment. 544 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,620 Let me get on that fagbutt. 545 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,340 I'd say this. 546 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,720 What's to stop the spider again? 547 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,160 Ah, I'm being fucking jumped by the spider again. 548 00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:58,020 Only one life left, guys. 549 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,100 It's a tough one. 550 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,640 I'm just gonna scurry. 551 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,700 I'll tell you what, I'll get to the fagbutt and scurry. 552 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,760 And no hanging around. 553 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,440 And that's us game over, guys. 554 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,360 Fucking tough nut to crack. 555 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:33,680 Cyberblast. 556 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,480 Cyberblast. 557 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,500 There we go. 558 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,060 Back to the beginning again. 559 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:49,380 It seems like we're gonna have to just try our luck with the same pipe again. 560 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,720 Tupo, thank you very much there for the tip. 561 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:52,920 He says, 562 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,820 Shafay asking the wife can wear his cockroach suit in bed. 563 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,520 What an image. 564 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:03,060 Not just for Halloween, that suit. 565 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:06,380 It's for life. 566 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,820 You spidered your bad connection. 567 00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:16,240 Zamp El Bonsai. 568 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:16,820 Does that... 569 00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:21,780 Is bad connection, does that mean the stream is gone again, is it? 570 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,880 I'm not particularly too sure whether or not we're still going. 571 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,560 It says that it's still going on my thing anyway, but it's on off. 572 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,320 I tell you, it could be... 573 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,340 I said this 20 minutes ago. 574 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,780 It could be the fucking storm. 575 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:42,660 And apologies there for continually... 576 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:42,660 Continually... 577 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:43,660 Continually... 578 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,660 Uh... 579 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,280 Swearing. 580 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,660 It's just unacceptable. 581 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,260 And it's concerning. 582 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,520 Thank you very much there. 583 00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:53,800 Horses under starlight. 584 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,900 So we move to the right here and then up. 585 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,800 I'm just gonna try and speed roach this. 586 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:05,900 Wrong way. 587 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:13,460 So this is a new... 588 00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:14,160 We didn't see this. 589 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,260 This is a matchbox here. 590 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,260 Seems to be a bar called Eddies on the Water... 591 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:19,900 Waterpoint. 592 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:21,740 Or the Waterfront. 593 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:24,780 We'll... 594 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:28,900 Swerve that and move along to the left here and go back to our... 595 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,780 Our gas hob, our gas cooker. 596 00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,900 It seems to be all hinging on the... 597 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:38,920 Oh, here we go. 598 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,720 Bit of action. 599 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,580 Chatting with another roach. 600 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:44,100 Can't believe we missed this. 601 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:45,160 Oh no, we've seen this already. 602 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:58,280 What's... uh... 603 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:14,360 What's the wind machine she's on about? 604 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,840 It's like Macbeth. 605 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:25,060 It's been adapted for a stage show. 606 00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,320 Bad mojo. 607 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,220 Ian Kelly, thank you very much there. 608 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,140 I say I'm stuck in Kowloon. 609 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,220 Send help. 610 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:37,480 I hope you're getting on well in Kowloon there. 611 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,120 The wall... 612 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,020 Former walled city of Kowloon. 613 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:49,620 Somebody there was just saying in the chat there... 614 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,540 Turn left here. 615 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,220 So maybe I'll go... 616 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,620 But I can't get through these guys. 617 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,660 They're not letting me... 618 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,080 They're not letting me pass. 619 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,440 So that's why you can't go left. 620 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,520 What about this though? 621 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:02,960 No? 622 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,040 No. 623 00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:06,600 No, you can't go that way either. 624 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:08,060 It's... 625 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:10,820 It's the gas hob or bust at this stage. 626 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,440 You can't... 627 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,560 They're not giving you the option. 628 00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:13,580 So we have to go right. 629 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,740 Oh, now we have to do this cutscene again. 630 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,360 Can we skip this? 631 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,200 We can't skip this. 632 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,100 The wind whale will suck you... 633 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,000 Sorry about this guys. 634 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:25,720 You can't skip it. 635 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:26,200 It's... 636 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,400 Same thing. 637 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,500 It's blowhole will catapult you to the south and to the east. 638 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:34,160 One way there is peril, hardship and dismay. 639 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,880 One way brings you closer to the Dominican cachet. 640 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,020 But there is another option. 641 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,520 Another clever tack. 642 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:46,040 You may evade the wind machine with a bold high wire act. 643 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,620 High wire act. 644 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,800 Tell us to get up. 645 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,000 Tell us to get high. 646 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,740 A bold high wire act. 647 00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:12,460 Stream is very choppy. 648 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,480 How the... 649 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,240 I apologize. 650 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,420 I can't really do anything to fucking... 651 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:20,420 To rectify that situation. 652 00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:28,480 But bag of boxes says it's fine. 653 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,780 World P says it hasn't been choppy. 654 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,240 Google use says it's fine. 655 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,580 Stream is sound... 656 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:35,320 For some people... 657 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,340 I'd say what it is lads. 658 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,440 Is some of you might be getting... 659 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,380 Done in by the storm. 660 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,580 On your end. 661 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:45,660 Do you know. 662 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:45,660 Do you know. 663 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:50,180 But then there might be times where I ain't getting done in on my end. 664 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,420 And it's hard for us to really gauge who's... 665 00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:54,420 Getting done in. 666 00:42:54,420 --> 00:43:02,240 Yates County restarted the YouTube app. 667 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,440 Okay. 668 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,020 Let's not get too worried about the stream. 669 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,600 And focus on becoming a roach again. 670 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,360 Getting inside the mind of this little guy. 671 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,100 High wire act. 672 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,640 I'm gonna try and go up here. 673 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,400 Instead of going down and across. 674 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,340 Seems to be the case that that's... 675 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,620 That was a busted flush. 676 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,360 Oh no. 677 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,560 This is where we went. 678 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,640 This is where we went. 679 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,220 Oh yeah. 680 00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:28,100 I'm forgetting I tried that already. 681 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,780 Can we get on this other fucking piece of metal. 682 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,060 That's above my head. 683 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,100 Maybe we can... 684 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,880 Get higher on that. 685 00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:38,100 No. 686 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:38,800 Okay. 687 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:39,600 So we're gonna... 688 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,580 We're gonna keep climbing. 689 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,260 We're a roach. 690 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,660 Gonna keep climbing. 691 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,980 So far it's... 692 00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:52,680 It's definitely up there. 693 00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:55,480 Definitely up there with some... 694 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,820 It's got something about it. 695 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,200 Okay. 696 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:02,760 So this was... 697 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,540 See I'm pressing... 698 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:10,620 I'm pressing buttons on the mouse here. 699 00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:13,380 Nothing... 700 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:13,980 There's nothing... 701 00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:16,220 I can't like see the cursor or click on anything. 702 00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:16,540 You know? 703 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,700 I wonder... 704 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,000 Are you meant to be able to... 705 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,880 To use your cursor? 706 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:23,320 Or is it about just directing the roach? 707 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:29,180 Okay. 708 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:32,380 So it looks like the spider is the only avenue here. 709 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:35,120 I apologize for taking us on the detour there. 710 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,640 Just trying to look into a new... 711 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,660 Way of doing business. 712 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,920 Maybe we can go down south here instead of going east. 713 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:42,920 Maybe we can go down south here instead of going east. 714 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,440 And that has brought us where here. 715 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,500 Another sticky area here. 716 00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:53,160 But it's new. 717 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,280 It doesn't seem to have any of the... 718 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,920 The precarious... 719 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,700 And now he's... 720 00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,060 I think he's eating a fly there. 721 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,600 Nope. 722 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,760 It seems as though the... 723 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,720 That's poisonous for me as a roach. 724 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:08,520 I don't understand why. 725 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,100 I mean a fly looks like a decent meal for him. 726 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:18,380 Back to the rat again. 727 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:25,900 Fucking hell. 728 00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:28,780 I literally got scared at a fucking 1996... 729 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:29,780 Rat... 730 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:31,540 Game there. 731 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,480 Crazy enough. 732 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:34,780 And... 733 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:35,920 Yeah. 734 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,680 Just goes to show you that I'm mocking the game. 735 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:40,500 But it's... 736 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,240 It's actually got one over on me there. 737 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,580 I got spooked about that. 738 00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:48,680 Pure pestilence. 739 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:50,420 Wastes of skin. 740 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,560 So you can't go onto its tail. 741 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,280 If you go on its tail it gives you a whack. 742 00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:08,560 So we won't bother with that. 743 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:14,800 Whoa. 744 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,000 Yeah. 745 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:18,860 Not great. 746 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,760 And now we're in some oil. 747 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,060 Look. 748 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:22,000 I can't get on... 749 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,320 And that's killed us. 750 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,480 So we're not doing too good. 751 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:27,820 I'm... 752 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,820 I'm... 753 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:32,600 Having to be up front with you here guys. 754 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,500 This isn't looking great for me. 755 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,860 And now we're in some rat blood. 756 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,540 And that's not good for us. 757 00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:46,600 Thank you very much Vermana there for the tip. 758 00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,800 You say crawl into its arse. 759 00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:49,740 I'm... 760 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:50,920 I don't think there's a... 761 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,720 A hole in which you can do that. 762 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,200 I mean I'm down there now at the bottom right hand corner of the screen if you can see that. 763 00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:00,340 Trying to go into the rat's arse there. 764 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,420 It's not giving me the option to do that. 765 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,900 So we'll just get off this fucking thing and move and try and get away from the... 766 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:11,960 We can't go there either. 767 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,340 We need to sidle along here. 768 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,460 Maybe you go down this... 769 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,320 This side here no? 770 00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:24,980 Okay. 771 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:26,260 Okay. 772 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:28,900 And here we are. 773 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,620 We're back to this boss bit again. 774 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:34,720 Oh man this fucking spider like he's a... 775 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,120 He's... 776 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,020 How would you beat him like? 777 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,060 He doesn't seem to have any... 778 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,680 You can't tell what health he's on. 779 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,980 I actually don't even know what weapons are. 780 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800 I have no... 781 00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:45,120 Weapons. 782 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,180 I have no way of fighting. 783 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:47,720 I don't know what the controls are. 784 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:49,800 And uh... 785 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,080 I have no explosives. 786 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:55,800 I have no tacticals. 787 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,760 I have no fucking secondary. 788 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,540 I have no primary. 789 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,120 Do you know what? 790 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:00,620 I'm a roach. 791 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,640 I'm just a roach. 792 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:04,100 There is nothing else really to say other than that. 793 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,620 Just gonna wait for a moment. 794 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,740 Maybe does anybody in the chat know where... 795 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,300 How I'm meant to approach this here. 796 00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:17,300 Approach this. 797 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:20,800 That was the... 798 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,960 That came out of the woodwork. 799 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,920 It actually came out of nowhere. 800 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:24,660 That was a good one. 801 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,760 Cigarette burn web. 802 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:28,820 Incredible. 803 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,340 How do you... 804 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,260 So you use the cigarette. 805 00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:33,220 You push the cigarette towards the spider and burn that. 806 00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:33,940 Right. 807 00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:46,740 Bah. 808 00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:51,820 It is lit. 809 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,220 It's still lit the cigs, so... 810 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,220 The only thing is... 811 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,740 Let's just move in little increments here. 812 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:05,580 For fuck's sake. 813 00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:21,460 Back into the pipe again, lads. 814 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,560 Not an easy one, this. 815 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,680 I came into this expecting a bit of a fucking walkthrough. 816 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,760 To be honest with you. 817 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,620 But it's anything but. 818 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:41,700 Look at this. 819 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:42,660 So... 820 00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:45,040 They foreshadowed the cigarette thing. 821 00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:56,000 So you can move the fucking cigarette, right? 822 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,900 You can move the cigarette. 823 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,940 Can you do that... 824 00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:05,100 With the lit cigarette? 825 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,580 And if so... 826 00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:08,600 How fast do you have to do that? 827 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:09,600 It... 828 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,040 The spider just comes for you. 829 00:50:20,260 --> 00:50:21,600 What about this thing here? 830 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,040 We didn't really get to the bottom of this bottle cap either. 831 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,800 It seems to be... 832 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,340 Mysterious enough. 833 00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,140 Or are they just... 834 00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:29,600 Highlighting... 835 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,200 The mechanics of the roach. 836 00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:33,600 The roach mechanic which is... 837 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,600 Able to push and pull little... 838 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,980 Items on the ground, you know? 839 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,680 I am stumped. 840 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,420 Absolutely stumped. 841 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,140 What about that stump question I got right there yesterday in the... 842 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,960 Alan Hansen stuff? 843 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,460 There was some great questions there that I managed to ace. 844 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,460 I'm really... 845 00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:05,240 Really happy with the way I performed in that Alan Hansen game. 846 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,920 And there was another one there actually when Mark Viduka popped up. 847 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,780 I said... 848 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:11,140 Uh... 849 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:12,560 Viduka for... 850 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,400 Liverpool won. 851 00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:17,640 And then I went on to YouTube to watch the highlights of that match. 852 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,700 And I forgot that it was actually 4-3. 853 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,340 Liverpool had scored three goals. 854 00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:24,260 But interestingly enough... 855 00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:26,380 Uh... 856 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:29,260 One of the goals that he scored, Viduka was... 857 00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:32,020 It was clear as fucking day offside. 858 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,420 And uh... 859 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:36,040 You know... 860 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,280 It would not have gotten away with that in the... 861 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,320 In the VAR... 862 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,880 Post-VAR world that we're living in now. 863 00:51:41,940 --> 00:51:45,420 But it was very funny to see that a match was decided on that, you know? 864 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,480 Blatant, but... 865 00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:53,020 Might watch that later, but the channel could probably get banned then, you know? 866 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:57,780 Happened before where I actually... 867 00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:02,000 I showed a premiership game and the channel got taken down for 90 days. 868 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:03,720 So now we... 869 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,280 I mean, let's just see what we're missing here. 870 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,760 Sorry, let me focus on this. 871 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,060 The wind wail will suck you into the belly of a beast. 872 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:17,000 Its blowhole will catapult you to the south and to the east. 873 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,680 One way there is peril, hardship and dismay. 874 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:24,380 One way brings you closer to the Dominican cachet. 875 00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:28,020 But there is another option, another clever tack. 876 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,540 You may evade the wind machine with a bold high wire act. 877 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,540 They're really hammering home the high wire act. 878 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,960 You can avoid the blowhole. 879 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:40,860 But there's... 880 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,920 I mean, do you have to go through the fucking spider to get to this thing? 881 00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:44,780 Or can you... 882 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:46,780 Is there a way up now before we... 883 00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:49,780 Probably not, because they wouldn't have... 884 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:53,120 What about that other fucking wire there, you know? 885 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,120 Get up there? 886 00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:54,420 No? 887 00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:56,280 What about there? 888 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:56,480 No? 889 00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:57,960 Not letting me go up there. 890 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,320 Very, very realistic roach mechanics in this game. 891 00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:11,160 I heard they hired a crack team of roach researchers. 892 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,760 Roach searchers. 893 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:16,040 To get deep down and dirty and go methadone it. 894 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,720 And live the life of roaches. 895 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,140 In New York City. 896 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,980 To really come to terms with the reality of roachmanship. 897 00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:35,340 And how that would be portrayed in a major, major studio AAA title game about roaches. 898 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,940 And it broke the fucking mold. 899 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,360 Let's just say that. 900 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:41,060 It broke the mold. 901 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:42,380 Because we're still here. 902 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,320 Playing it to this very day. 903 00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:45,680 Thanks for the streamage. 904 00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:47,260 Thanks very much for the tip, LJ. 905 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,160 Very, very kind of you. 906 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,400 Is where I've become unstuck a number of times now. 907 00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,160 I think I'm continually going the wrong way. 908 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:02,880 So. 909 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,600 Maybe down here. 910 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,020 Oh yeah. 911 00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:07,480 Down. 912 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,720 Down onto the ground. 913 00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:10,020 And then down to spider town. 914 00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:11,840 Fuck this spider man. 915 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,300 I have to fight this cunt again. 916 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,000 And he's going to probably have me. 917 00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:20,540 In. 918 00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:22,100 In no time. 919 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:22,960 What about this? 920 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,500 Go left. 921 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,260 You can't go onto that. 922 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,720 This little white patch. 923 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,120 At the side here. 924 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,260 Sticks you. 925 00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:42,740 Sounds like one of those groan tubes. 926 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,000 Don't know if they're still a thing. 927 00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:45,220 But. 928 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,260 It's very concerning. 929 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:52,840 I wonder am I meant to do anything here to the rat. 930 00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:53,620 You know. 931 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,360 Help him out. 932 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,660 Because he's still twitching. 933 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:55,840 But. 934 00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:58,120 That happens. 935 00:54:58,220 --> 00:54:58,700 I think. 936 00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,020 You know. 937 00:54:59,020 --> 00:54:59,760 Even after. 938 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,420 They've been trapped. 939 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,920 They could still have a bit of life. 940 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,120 It's kind of sad. 941 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:04,360 You know. 942 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,500 If you've ever had to fucking. 943 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,340 Get rid of mice in the house. 944 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,580 You might have to kill them. 945 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,120 And then. 946 00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:11,860 I remember one time. 947 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,580 Coming across a freshly trapped mouse. 948 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,060 That had been trapped. 949 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,580 And the poor fucker was still. 950 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:19,600 Alive. 951 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,040 And. 952 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:22,200 Felt like I'd. 953 00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:24,100 It felt bad. 954 00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:24,380 You know. 955 00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:25,740 Felt like I'd murdered someone. 956 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:26,860 And. 957 00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:27,640 I mean. 958 00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:28,420 I know it's not. 959 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,560 It's not a person. 960 00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:31,520 But you see its eyes. 961 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,620 And then its eyes. 962 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:33,340 And its snout. 963 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,960 Reminded me of the dog. 964 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:35,600 Do you know. 965 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,820 I know they're different. 966 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:37,940 A rodent and a dog. 967 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:38,600 Isn't the same. 968 00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:39,460 But they still have. 969 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:40,860 Two eyes. 970 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,140 And a fucking snout. 971 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,280 But. 972 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,300 At the end of the day. 973 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:45,860 The. 974 00:55:45,860 --> 00:55:47,120 The weighing up. 975 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:48,040 And the balance was. 976 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,900 I don't want this fucker in the house. 977 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:51,020 So I mean. 978 00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:52,160 I managed to just. 979 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,740 Erase it from my memory. 980 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:54,360 And then I get. 981 00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:54,760 You know. 982 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:55,400 Kind of trigger. 983 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:56,660 Moments like this. 984 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:57,600 Where you do see it. 985 00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,520 A trapped mouse. 986 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,200 That's still alive. 987 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:00,740 Connor. 988 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:01,660 Thanks very much there. 989 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:01,980 He says. 990 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:02,680 Is this the real. 991 00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:03,960 Thing. 992 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:05,540 Or am I having a fever dream. 993 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:06,300 No. 994 00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:07,080 This is truly. 995 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,120 The roach game. 996 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:08,640 This is the. 997 00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:10,780 Probably the best roach game. 998 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,200 Ever created. 999 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:14,740 Paddy. 1000 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,820 Thank you very much for the tips. 1001 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:16,080 Well. 1002 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:16,720 And Rob D. 1003 00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:17,760 Very very kind of you. 1004 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,300 I just want to try and deliver. 1005 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:20,860 To be honest. 1006 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:21,160 You know. 1007 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:21,320 It's. 1008 00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:22,800 Being at this now. 1009 00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:23,060 For. 1010 00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:24,400 Nearly an hour. 1011 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:26,580 Okay. 1012 00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:27,220 So we know. 1013 00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:28,380 Let's. 1014 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,500 Let's look at the fucking situation here. 1015 00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:32,140 And bring it down to the brass tacks. 1016 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,760 We know we can move the cigarette. 1017 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,640 But every time I get over to that cigarette. 1018 00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:38,080 It just. 1019 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,600 The spider pounces. 1020 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,400 Can you get him onto the sticky? 1021 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,280 Asks. 1022 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:45,940 Jake there. 1023 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,220 Let's have a look there and see. 1024 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:47,660 But I mean. 1025 00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:48,240 If I. 1026 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,500 If we get him onto the sticky. 1027 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,500 Then I'm on the sticky. 1028 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,860 Do you know? 1029 00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:58,580 What about going forward. 1030 00:56:58,860 --> 00:56:59,640 And coming back. 1031 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,020 Like this. 1032 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,260 Oh yeah. 1033 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,020 That's bringing him in. 1034 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,160 He's moving now. 1035 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,440 He doesn't like this. 1036 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,460 He doesn't like that. 1037 00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:09,960 I'm showing a bit of aggression here. 1038 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,800 It's mano a mano here. 1039 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:20,120 It's. 1040 00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:21,900 It could. 1041 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,240 This could blow up at any moment. 1042 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,600 We don't know how. 1043 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,900 How this spider is thinking. 1044 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,180 What his game plan is. 1045 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,320 But we can see that he twitches. 1046 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,380 Every time I make a move. 1047 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,260 Spider twitches. 1048 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,940 So I'm just trying to incrementally. 1049 00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:40,140 Move my roach around the screen. 1050 00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:42,360 Nothing too fucking hectic. 1051 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,340 Nothing too major. 1052 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,120 Just get the spider's attention. 1053 00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:48,640 A.B.C. 1054 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:51,180 A.B.R. 1055 00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:52,520 Always be roaching. 1056 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,140 Roaches Superstore. 1057 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:54,980 Thank you very much. 1058 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,460 You say Tommy's driving the coaches. 1059 00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:01,980 And Francis is driving the roaches. 1060 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,020 Fair play to you. 1061 00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:08,960 I'm getting closer look. 1062 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,020 I'm getting fucking cheekier. 1063 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,960 By the moment. 1064 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:14,460 This. 1065 00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:17,180 This fucking spider's really getting wound up now. 1066 00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:18,140 He doesn't like this. 1067 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,220 Does not like this. 1068 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:21,700 I can't. 1069 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:30,760 He does not like this. 1070 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,760 I'm going to push the cigarette and move back fast. 1071 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:33,820 No. 1072 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,280 He's fucking rattled. 1073 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:43,480 Oh. 1074 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,020 Oh no I'm on the stick. 1075 00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:50,200 It's tense. 1076 00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:52,600 We don't know how this will develop. 1077 00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,860 This spider's going to be on his arse. 1078 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:00,140 When he. 1079 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:00,460 If he. 1080 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,440 If he gets. 1081 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,260 If we manage to burn the fucker. 1082 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:03,880 But we're. 1083 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,320 But we aren't going about business now. 1084 00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:11,160 The cigarette isn't going to be facing the right way to burn him. 1085 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,400 We need to set fire to his web. 1086 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:15,900 I think we need to set fire to his web. 1087 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:19,920 Oh no. 1088 00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:28,120 This guy's toast man. 1089 00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:29,280 This spider's fucked. 1090 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:29,860 As soon. 1091 00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:30,720 Once we get him. 1092 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:31,920 Just. 1093 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:32,740 The thing is. 1094 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,160 As soon as I push that cigarette. 1095 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:34,560 It's. 1096 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,440 He's going to pounce. 1097 00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:40,140 I don't know. 1098 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:40,900 How to play this. 1099 00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:41,520 I don't know which. 1100 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,180 What the strategy is here guys. 1101 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:44,540 I don't know what the strategy is. 1102 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,640 Thank you very much. 1103 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,240 Captain Saki. 1104 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,260 This is more tense. 1105 00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,400 Than the final circle. 1106 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,240 In war zone. 1107 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,700 I don't want to fucking. 1108 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:57,240 Oh no. 1109 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:57,780 Yes. 1110 00:59:58,420 --> 00:59:59,360 Fucking burn. 1111 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:00,880 Burn. 1112 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,600 That's the stuff. 1113 01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:06,620 We've just burnt a spider to death. 1114 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,340 With a cigarette. 1115 01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:12,400 Get in there. 1116 01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,200 Some great music for that as well. 1117 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:23,720 Brilliant stuff. 1118 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:26,680 I wonder. 1119 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,220 Can we eat that spider now? 1120 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,920 Or would that be a fucking. 1121 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,360 Bit of a bad idea. 1122 01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:34,540 Considering we tried to eat the fly earlier. 1123 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,640 And we got done in. 1124 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:45,780 I think he's enjoying it anyway. 1125 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,020 I think we have to go across the web now. 1126 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,080 Over to the. 1127 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,540 Or maybe we go down south. 1128 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:56,820 Do we? 1129 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,560 Just need to get off this web. 1130 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,340 Charlotte's web. 1131 01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:06,420 Bagging the spider. 1132 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,380 Says Antonio. 1133 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,980 That's not what I was trying to do. 1134 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,400 But I mean. 1135 01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:10,480 It might come across. 1136 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,180 As some. 1137 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,700 Toxic gamer moment. 1138 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,840 That's not what I was doing lads. 1139 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,020 I wanted to give that spider. 1140 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:18,660 The dignity. 1141 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,840 The dignified send off. 1142 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:22,460 He deserved. 1143 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,400 After being burnt to death. 1144 01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:26,140 By a cigarette butt. 1145 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:44,020 I have to crawl across. 1146 01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:45,160 This dead rat. 1147 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,240 Got him. 1148 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:50,260 Got him. 1149 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,080 Thank you very much. 1150 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,060 I presume you mean got him. 1151 01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,820 And then I got the spider. 1152 01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:57,720 I did indeed. 1153 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,340 And the game is beginning to move on apace. 1154 01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:01,780 We've got another roach. 1155 01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,640 In the arena. 1156 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,320 At the moment. 1157 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:04,740 As well. 1158 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,120 As he's just gone under the cockroach corral. 1159 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,380 Whatever the fuck that is. 1160 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:12,500 Maybe that's a way that people deal with cockroaches. 1161 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,080 In places that have. 1162 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:16,440 Cockroaches. 1163 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,120 And now we're inside a cockroach corral. 1164 01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:21,980 So we have to be careful. 1165 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,180 This seems like an interesting. 1166 01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:24,700 Section of the game. 1167 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,220 I say game. 1168 01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,280 It's more of a simulation. 1169 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:34,680 What? 1170 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:35,200 What? 1171 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,160 Am I meant to be doing. 1172 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:37,820 Here. 1173 01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:38,420 Exactly. 1174 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:38,780 That's. 1175 01:02:38,860 --> 01:02:39,700 That's the question. 1176 01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:40,840 We have to use the. 1177 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:41,720 Previously. 1178 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,520 Killed roaches. 1179 01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,300 As bridges. 1180 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,160 To get across. 1181 01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:48,440 Our different. 1182 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:49,820 Thighs here. 1183 01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:51,980 That's lovely stuff. 1184 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:53,840 I don't know what. 1185 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:54,680 The stick is. 1186 01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:55,220 In the middle. 1187 01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:56,480 I presume that's. 1188 01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,140 You don't have. 1189 01:02:59,240 --> 01:02:59,900 You don't touch that. 1190 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,560 Otherwise you might get fucking caught out. 1191 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,420 So we'll go around that. 1192 01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:12,560 Great stuff. 1193 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,580 And there's a. 1194 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:14,900 A live roach there. 1195 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,480 Down on that. 1196 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,160 That side. 1197 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:19,860 I'm trying to. 1198 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:20,900 Oh no. 1199 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,080 Don't get caught out there. 1200 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:22,500 Right. 1201 01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:24,820 Maybe we have to talk to this buck here. 1202 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,540 Start up a conversation. 1203 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,960 Maybe he's letting us use him. 1204 01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:31,080 As a bridge. 1205 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:31,300 No? 1206 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:34,700 It's not working out for us there. 1207 01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:35,120 We need to. 1208 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,700 We need to think about this one. 1209 01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:40,700 This is a thinking situation here now. 1210 01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:41,380 This is one of the. 1211 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:42,460 We have to use your brain. 1212 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,060 To really. 1213 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,140 Try and understand. 1214 01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:45,440 What the hell is going on. 1215 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,660 Maybe you have to move this fucking thing here. 1216 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:47,900 Look. 1217 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,160 Yes. 1218 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,100 Exactly. 1219 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:50,980 Beautiful stuff. 1220 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,140 Let's move that over there. 1221 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,020 Great stuff. 1222 01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:08,260 Nope. 1223 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:11,120 You're filthy. 1224 01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:11,880 Thank you very much. 1225 01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,780 And there it's. 1226 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:13,680 It's done it. 1227 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:14,900 We're out of here. 1228 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,160 Thank you very much there. 1229 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,140 You're filthy. 1230 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:18,760 Very. 1231 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:19,480 Very. 1232 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:20,640 Kind of you. 1233 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,680 Today I'm listening at work. 1234 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,180 No lies. 1235 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:24,380 A client just came in. 1236 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,700 Whose name was none other. 1237 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,560 Than Liam Rogers. 1238 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:28,880 Thanks for the streams. 1239 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:30,840 Thanks for the tip. 1240 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,540 And thanks for the Rogers. 1241 01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:35,640 And CD-ROM. 1242 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,340 Thank you very very much as well. 1243 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,340 CD-Roch. 1244 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,000 Reporting for duty. 1245 01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:41,920 For a crazy bit of action. 1246 01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:42,280 You see. 1247 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:43,740 Look. 1248 01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:44,660 We're just taking it. 1249 01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:45,900 One roach at a time. 1250 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:46,480 I mean it's. 1251 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:48,120 It's definitely. 1252 01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:49,620 I've got killed there. 1253 01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:49,780 I. 1254 01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:52,340 Landed on the fucking roach tape. 1255 01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:56,420 Now I'm back in the corral. 1256 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,380 It's not a good. 1257 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,340 Place to be. 1258 01:04:58,900 --> 01:04:59,620 Back out there. 1259 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:00,240 It's the wrong way. 1260 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,020 Let's get out of this. 1261 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,380 Trying to think. 1262 01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:03,440 And figure out. 1263 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:03,760 Oh sorry. 1264 01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:04,320 We go up here. 1265 01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:05,380 Great stuff. 1266 01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:08,380 The pace is beginning to ramp up. 1267 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:08,920 The moment. 1268 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:09,940 Apologies to anyone. 1269 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,300 You might be feeling a little bit. 1270 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,660 Of vertigo. 1271 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:14,440 Or inertia. 1272 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:15,000 Or whatever. 1273 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,220 You'd get from. 1274 01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,860 Witnessing something like this. 1275 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,760 Do we take that road. 1276 01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:30,480 That roach road over here. 1277 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,400 No you can't. 1278 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:32,040 Yeah you can. 1279 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,240 Or do we just. 1280 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,060 We'll just head up. 1281 01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:35,840 Fast. 1282 01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:36,860 Let's just try and get. 1283 01:05:37,220 --> 01:05:38,220 As high as we can here. 1284 01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:39,300 Because that was the clue. 1285 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,260 That was given to us. 1286 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:41,520 We need. 1287 01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:43,220 To do a high wire act. 1288 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,380 Onto a hand pump. 1289 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:50,880 There no. 1290 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,100 Can't get in. 1291 01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:54,320 Can't utilize that hand pump. 1292 01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:56,640 Just what animals will be allowed. 1293 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:57,920 To be used in the labs. 1294 01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,020 Along with penalties. 1295 01:05:59,380 --> 01:05:59,600 For the. 1296 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,780 We're in this guy's gap. 1297 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:02,360 The forecast. 1298 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,920 Showers and thunderstorms. 1299 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,800 Today with strong. 1300 01:06:05,180 --> 01:06:07,420 Westerly winds to 37 miles per hour. 1301 01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:09,460 We'll have a high of 59 degrees. 1302 01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,280 With the temperature dropping rapidly. 1303 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,280 Towards this evening. 1304 01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:14,080 The showers and thunderstorms. 1305 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,640 Expected to continue into tomorrow. 1306 01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:17,120 The overnight low. 1307 01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:18,020 The overnight low. 1308 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,220 Rain tapering. 1309 01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:19,940 Radio. 1310 01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:22,460 Bad sound. 1311 01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:27,020 The location sound. 1312 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,580 Come on up and give old Eddie a kiss. 1313 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,920 They should have put a mic on him. 1314 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,260 That bastard Sam's. 1315 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,520 What a pain in the ass. 1316 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,200 Looks like I'm going to have to get a new tenant. 1317 01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:40,120 Damn. 1318 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:49,060 I thought he was going to give the cat some of the cigarettes. 1319 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:50,300 You can help me bake the bathroom. 1320 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:07,620 That was a bizarre cutscene that offered nothing to me in terms of story development, character, plot, subtext. 1321 01:07:08,620 --> 01:07:12,380 But we do know we're probably in this guy's gaffe. 1322 01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:15,280 And we do know that we're his tenant. 1323 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:20,700 So... it's... crazy bit of business. 1324 01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:30,500 Beautiful. So you're a roach. 1325 01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:46,640 It's a great soundtrack. 1326 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:54,180 Right, sorry, I just need to maybe turn that down a touch there because after the cutscene ended, I don't know how loud this shit is going to get. 1327 01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:21,600 Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation. No... no breathing. Or breathing. Don't give a fuck if a... yeah. Great tune, man. Great fucking tune. 1328 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:34,180 So you have to avoid this. It's a hoover. And there was... they said something like a high wire act. So what we will do is... climb the wire here. 1329 01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:51,020 It's very loud there. Sorry about that. We're gonna... take that down a bit there. Very annoying that noise. 1330 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:56,320 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 1331 01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:12,540 Shit. I don't know where we are now. We've been transported... transposed... to another dimension. 1332 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:21,280 And, uh, with every little screen that we... we... we can see another little roach scurrying around the place somewhere. 1333 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,900 I wonder, is he a friend? 1334 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,400 And that's back to this fucking thing again. Back to the pipe. 1335 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:38,600 Now we can climb up someone's shoe, maybe. This will... offer us some other... 1336 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,280 Oh, it's an empty shoe. There's no foot in it. 1337 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:47,000 California. Lot of dough. Giving... greenback giveaway there. 1338 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,400 It's a lottery ticket. 1339 01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:53,000 With a... a leprechaun motif. 1340 01:09:53,600 --> 01:10:01,100 Uh, burnington... uh, fumigation. No breathing. Thank you very much there. Fuma... fumigation. No breathing. 1341 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:06,700 Lovely little, uh... play on the lyrics there of the... the Papa Roach song. 1342 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:12,600 Going inside this shoe now. I'd say... I'd say the roach would love to be in that shoe. 1343 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:17,600 Just a dank... moist... sock-filled shoe. 1344 01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:24,100 And there'd be plenty of fucking bits and pieces for it to fucking... to keep it occupied, you know? 1345 01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:32,300 Now, there could be a situation here where we win the lottery. I'm not sure if this is what they're going for. 1346 01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:36,800 But we're inside the lottery ticket... box. 1347 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:44,300 And, uh... inside... well... as you'd imagine... a lot of different fucking lottery tickets inside here. 1348 01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:47,300 Is this... 1349 01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:54,800 October 21... July 22... okay, so these are all spent tickets. Your man's a lottery addict. 1350 01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,800 He's a lottery head. He's a lotto head. 1351 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:03,800 It could be you. 1352 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,300 It could be you. 1353 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:12,800 Really, fuck all... there's not much going on inside this box here. It just seems to be a load of spend tickets. 1354 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,300 Well, I'm not impressed. It doesn't look like there's anything for me here. 1355 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800 As a roach. 1356 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,300 Uh... so I'm gonna get out of here and then maybe come back and revisit... 1357 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,300 As and when we need to. 1358 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,800 Thank you very much there, Paul Meeschel, for the tip there. 1359 01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:33,300 "The little roach would do well in the warzone, I'd say." 1360 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:34,800 Says Paul. 1361 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:35,800 Scurrying around. 1362 01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:37,300 Hiding in wee corners. 1363 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,300 You paint a very evocative image... 1364 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:47,300 There, with that text-based message that you attach to that truly wonderful and... 1365 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,300 Warm-hearted and nicely spirited tip. 1366 01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:02,300 I, uh... how... do you... can you even save this game or what? Best save it. 1367 01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,300 Okay, so I don't know how to save the game. 1368 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,800 If I press S... if I press S, would it save? 1369 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,800 It's not Alt F4. 1370 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:24,800 L-M-M-A-O. I'm not gonna fall for that one. That's... 1371 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:27,300 That's... that's a very old one, that. 1372 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,800 Been saying that for years. It's never happened. I've never done it. I've never fallen for it. 1373 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:51,300 Really just, uh, fuckin' traversing the expansive... area here that we've been dealt with. 1374 01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:03,800 I can hear a fuckin' cat or something. 1375 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,800 Which is not great. I wonder, can you crawl up the, uh... 1376 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,800 Look at that, it's a... 1377 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,800 I don't know if that's a friend or what. 1378 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,800 Let's see if we can crawl up the site. 1379 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,800 Alright, so the cat has got me now. 1380 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:25,300 That's... that was good, the way they did that. 1381 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,300 With the cat. 1382 01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:30,300 Like they filmed it eating something and it looks like it's eating you. 1383 01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:33,300 They green screened the cat. 1384 01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:36,800 Well, they put the cat in front of her green screen and got it to do some... 1385 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,800 Just eat some food, you know? 1386 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,800 But it's got a lot going for it. So far it's very, very eventful. 1387 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,800 There's a lot happening. It seems to be... 1388 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,800 One for the fuckin' record books. 1389 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,300 Can't really, uh, tell whether... 1390 01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:58,800 I'm on the... 1391 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,800 I must be on the floor because this is on the floor, right? 1392 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:01,300 But I mean... 1393 01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,300 This thing... 1394 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:04,800 Is like a wall box... 1395 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,800 ...low down. 1396 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,300 I'm gonna crawl underneath the book here. 1397 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:13,300 Some cigars. 1398 01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:18,300 Enter space for menu, says BiPath. 1399 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:20,300 Thanks very much there for letting us know there. 1400 01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,300 So space... 1401 01:14:23,300 --> 01:14:24,300 Thank God. Save game. 1402 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:24,800 Save game. 1403 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,800 Okay, right. You need to save it as fuckin'... 1404 01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:45,800 I'm just gonna... 1405 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:47,800 Roach game. 1406 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:49,800 Roach game. 1407 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,800 You can't see this now. 1408 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,300 Another box has popped up here. 1409 01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,300 Roach game. 1410 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:56,300 Save that. 1411 01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:01,300 So if I went to load the game there, could I load Roach game? 1412 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:02,300 Yeah, I can. Great stuff. 1413 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,300 I just wanna continue, I... 1414 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,300 Great stuff, we're back. 1415 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:16,300 Fuckin' cool, man. 1416 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:16,800 Cool, man. 1417 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,800 You can save it anywhere. 1418 01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:18,800 Very, very... 1419 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,800 Very... 1420 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,800 Very, uh... 1421 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,800 State of the art, like for 96, you know? 1422 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,800 You can save it anywhere. 1423 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:28,800 Very high tech. 1424 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,800 Was there a resume option in the menu there? 1425 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800 I didn't see that. 1426 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,300 Mr. Petito? 1427 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,300 Your wife's going into labor. 1428 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,300 Mr. Petito? 1429 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:43,300 Your wife's going into labor. 1430 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:44,300 Mr. Petito? 1431 01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:45,300 Mr. Petito? 1432 01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:46,300 Get me a tube of blood out of her eye. 1433 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,300 Ah! 1434 01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,300 Jesus! 1435 01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,300 Ah! 1436 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:50,300 Ah! 1437 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:51,300 You got on a broken cell? 1438 01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:52,300 Placenta here. 1439 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,300 Placenta here. 1440 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,300 He needs to drop him, we're losing her! 1441 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:55,300 She's gone! 1442 01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:56,300 Damn it! 1443 01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,300 Alright. 1444 01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,300 Save the baby. 1445 01:15:58,300 --> 01:15:59,300 I better cut. 1446 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:00,300 Cut the cord. 1447 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:01,300 Save the baby. 1448 01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:02,300 Save the baby. 1449 01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:03,300 I'm ready. 1450 01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:05,300 I see you. 1451 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:06,300 Yeah. 1452 01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:27,460 Mr. Petito, I'm sorry. Your wife is dead. Jesus. Heavy buzz. We did manage to save the baby, baby. 1453 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:52,900 Heavy roach. Straight back into the roach action. So this roach has the power to fucking see what went on around the items that he's come across. I can't remember. It reminds me of a Stephen King, I think, film, or probably was a book, obviously, before it was a film, where, oh yeah, Christopher Walken was in it. 1454 01:16:52,900 --> 01:17:06,780 He, when he, when he touched people or he shook their hand, he could, he could see or that they were going to die or he could see into their future. Not particularly too sure. Dead zone, is it? Is that what it was called? 1455 01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:14,800 So you're a roach. 1456 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:29,420 Nothing really else to be doing here with this, uh, cigar box. We'll just keep moving along here at pace. 1457 01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,980 More lottery tickets, is it? 1458 01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:36,940 What the fuck that was there? 1459 01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:58,180 The music has gone a bit dark and heavy here. Now we don't know where this is taking us or indeed what that denotes, but we've got a purple heart with George Washington on it that must have been given to someone for their active duty service in the army or whatever. 1460 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,980 Angelina Maria Eddies on the waterfront. 1461 01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:04,420 Most deaths have been given. 1462 01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:26,240 It doesn't stop, does it? The, the thrills keep coming. Every screen we go to, there's a new thrill to be had and it's, it's jarring. 1463 01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:32,880 Actually, the pace is a bit too, it's a bit too fast for my liking. They need to slow down. 1464 01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:34,900 Cause I'm going to get sick. 1465 01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,640 Crazy bit of business, isn't it? 1466 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:56,660 Crazy bit of business, isn't it? 1467 01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,000 Let's get out of here. I'm not liking this bag at all. 1468 01:19:01,540 --> 01:19:02,680 It's not my cup of tea. 1469 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,340 I was enjoying the, uh, the kitchen area wherever I was. I want to get back there, you know? 1470 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,040 It seemed like there was, there was fun to be had there. 1471 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:28,760 Uh, Nick Wool, Woolgar, how are ya? The game is called Bad Mojo. Apologies there, I should have put that in the title. I've just, wrote, Roach Zone. 1472 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,240 That's a kind of funny, funny title there. 1473 01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:41,700 And, uh, yeah, it's available now for a great price. 1 euro 49. 1474 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,540 I did download it from archive.org. 1475 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,660 But I, it just couldn't, I tried to run it and it kept crashing. 1476 01:19:50,260 --> 01:19:56,940 Then I, uh, I bought the fucking thing off the GOG and now it's, it's smooth. It's very smooth. 1477 01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,700 It's like playing with a, a piece of silk. 1478 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,580 It just plays so well. It just works. 1479 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:10,660 I mean, they knew they were onto a winner with this when they made it. 1480 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:15,980 Especially this section here where you, you just keep going along a railing. 1481 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:23,620 It doesn't get boring at all. It just keeps on hitting you with, and now we can, it's developing as we move along. 1482 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:32,060 We can see where we are exactly. We're on a, the metal frame of like a single bed or a fucking futon or something. 1483 01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:39,440 I don't know what the objective here is, but are, are we really meant to question it? 1484 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:47,720 Is it a kind of, you are just a roach, like, I don't think there's really any bigger questions to fucking answer. 1485 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,360 It's, it's just, you're a roach. 1486 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:56,060 I mean, it would be nice just to have a little bit of a direct, a bit of direction. 1487 01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:00,320 And now we're on a bed, a mattress. 1488 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:24,260 Look at this, some money under the bed. 1489 01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:28,960 Money inside, stuffed inside the mattress. 1490 01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,700 Papa Roach, thank you very much for the tip there. 1491 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:39,060 They didn't really have many other songs, did they, Papa Roach? 1492 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:42,040 But I, I'd say that one song was enough to set them up. 1493 01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:45,340 For a lifetime of roach. 1494 01:21:45,340 --> 01:22:12,540 Do you know, it really does make you ask questions about the life of a roach, but also, if you play it long enough, you start to ask questions about your own life as well. 1495 01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:18,820 Which is unfortunate, because, you know, a lot of those questions there are no answers to, of course. 1496 01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:21,140 And, uh... 1497 01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:27,840 We really, we really could do with something happening now. 1498 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,520 I'm just gonna, I'm gonna say it here and now. 1499 01:22:32,140 --> 01:22:33,380 Something needs to fucking happen. 1500 01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:34,180 What about this? 1501 01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:34,620 Up here. 1502 01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:35,360 Great stuff. 1503 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:36,820 Excellent stuff. 1504 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:41,100 Just as I was asking for something to happen, we got a brand new arena. 1505 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:43,220 And that looks like a suite or something. 1506 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:44,020 Let's get on that. 1507 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:48,540 That's great. 1508 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:51,360 I like the music. 1509 01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:59,900 It feels very, uh... 1510 01:22:59,900 --> 01:23:01,580 Command and Conquer Red alert-y. 1511 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,260 Some of the music. 1512 01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:08,580 Yeah, boss. 1513 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:10,100 It feels like a boss is coming up. 1514 01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:12,200 Yeah, we don't want... 1515 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:17,100 I'm worried about the next boss now, because the spider took a few goes to get past... 1516 01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:20,880 You know, what are we gonna be faced with soon enough? 1517 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,060 And is it gonna be a multiple attempt... 1518 01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:24,780 Scenario? 1519 01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:31,980 I don't even know what I'm on here. 1520 01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:32,860 What, what is this? 1521 01:23:32,860 --> 01:23:33,600 Is it a table? 1522 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:41,560 Cut JibJab into pieces. 1523 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:42,300 Thank you very much. 1524 01:23:42,380 --> 01:23:44,620 Maybe we just go into this fucking thing here. 1525 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:46,780 I don't know what it is, but we'll go inside it. 1526 01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,020 You can't go inside it. 1527 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,100 Oh, you can't. 1528 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,160 What is this? 1529 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,800 Like, the geography and the physics of it. 1530 01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:57,200 I'm not... 1531 01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,340 I'm not sure where I am. 1532 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:58,800 This is... 1533 01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:59,900 This is a table. 1534 01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:01,260 This is underneath the table. 1535 01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:04,820 People saying save there. 1536 01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:05,920 Okay, I'm gonna save the game. 1537 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:14,440 Resume. 1538 01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:22,220 It's getting more and more tense. 1539 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,620 With every little movement we make. 1540 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,360 They really thought this through. 1541 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:43,280 Sorry, just in case people are wondering as well. 1542 01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:46,280 I might just show you the... 1543 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:53,920 The clip that actually made us want to play this. 1544 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:54,820 Let me just... 1545 01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:55,900 How do you get that? 1546 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,660 I've got one screen... 1547 01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,660 That is fucking... 1548 01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:04,420 Too big in front of... 1549 01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,400 Like, the resolution's all off. 1550 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:07,580 And then the other one is fine. 1551 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:08,960 Let's just move that. 1552 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,140 We can move that there. 1553 01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:12,680 Okay, so move that one onto that. 1554 01:25:12,740 --> 01:25:13,280 Ah, that's better. 1555 01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:13,480 Yeah. 1556 01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:15,900 Okay, so now I just want to show you this here. 1557 01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:19,540 This is how we first became aware of this Roach game. 1558 01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,180 Net Cafe... 1559 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:28,180 Net... 1560 01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:29,180 Cafe... 1561 01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:34,180 Um... 1562 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:37,000 It's dark side of the web. 1563 01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:39,900 Dark side of the web. 1564 01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:39,900 Dark side of the web. 1565 01:25:39,900 --> 01:26:02,400 will you be rewetting the bar, minister? 1566 01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:04,400 Bear with me now. 1567 01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,620 Oh yeah, rituals and fun. 1568 01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:08,160 Thank you very much there for the tip there, Roach. 1569 01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:10,480 We've been compromised. 1570 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,040 Thank you very much there for the tip there. 1571 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,120 Application audio. 1572 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,260 Hi, I'm Joel Godzitz Saks. 1573 01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:40,500 The Persians called the cemetery the city of the Silur. 1574 01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:43,840 You can visit my virtual city of the Silur. 1575 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:44,000 And then I have to put the... 1576 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,080 That window on the screen there. 1577 01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:47,760 Net Cafe. 1578 01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:51,040 ...about the history and art of the afterlife. 1579 01:26:59,260 --> 01:27:01,740 Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar. 1580 01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:02,520 This is a... 1581 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,260 ...the character. 1582 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:05,260 That it is. 1583 01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:18,260 All right, now where in the world did you get an idea to have a game with a cockroach as the lead character? 1584 01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:19,260 This is gross. 1585 01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:23,260 Well, it came from our company president, Drew Huffman, who woke up one night with a cockroach in his ear. 1586 01:27:23,260 --> 01:27:24,260 Oh! 1587 01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:25,260 Oh yeah. 1588 01:27:25,260 --> 01:27:26,260 He was like screaming at the game. 1589 01:27:26,260 --> 01:27:28,260 And the first thing he thought was, "Let's make a computer game." 1590 01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:29,260 That's what he thought. 1591 01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:31,260 No, the first thing he said was, "Take me to the emergency." 1592 01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:32,260 Really? 1593 01:27:32,260 --> 01:27:33,260 No one believed him, though. 1594 01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:34,260 So we had this roach in his ear. 1595 01:27:34,260 --> 01:27:35,260 And a roach in his ear. 1596 01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:38,260 So he told this fascinating roach story, which we thought was hilarious. 1597 01:27:38,260 --> 01:27:40,260 And this made us think, "Hey, what a great topic for a game." 1598 01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:43,260 Now there's kind of a programming reason for using the roach, too, right? 1599 01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:44,260 Which is interesting. 1600 01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,260 That's correct. 1601 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:50,260 We wanted to have a game with a very small character, a small sprite to update on the screen. 1602 01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:52,260 So it was real quick and you'd have to wait and wait and wait and wait. 1603 01:27:52,260 --> 01:27:53,260 So it's fast. 1604 01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:54,260 Yeah. 1605 01:27:54,260 --> 01:27:55,260 So we thought. 1606 01:27:55,260 --> 01:27:56,260 Everybody's got like a roach story, right? 1607 01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:59,260 Are there other weird things that happened with you guys who were on this team with roaches? 1608 01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:04,260 That was one of the things about the game, you know, the concept that's really cool is that everybody has an experience with bugs. 1609 01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:11,260 And we've all, during the course of the game, we had tons of different wacky experiences, because we had like a, we kept like a thousand roaches. 1610 01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:13,260 Well, even though, I mean, nobody has not seen a roach. 1611 01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,260 I mean, I think you had some scary experience with a roach. 1612 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:16,260 Now, Drew had another one, right? 1613 01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:18,260 In which, what, he went on vacation somewhere? 1614 01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:21,260 He went on vacation and it turned out his camera was infested with cockroaches. 1615 01:28:21,260 --> 01:28:23,260 Well, his whole apartment was infested with bugs. 1616 01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:25,260 So he had, he brought this camera. 1617 01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:28,260 These guys are selling the roach game. 1618 01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:32,260 Very over-enthusiastic pair of fellas. 1619 01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:40,260 Some of their tales, I believe, were fabricated in order to fucking sex up the fucking roach dossier. 1620 01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:45,260 But, um, they seem pretty certain that there's going to be a winner of a game. 1621 01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:48,260 And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation. 1622 01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:52,260 And when he came back, there were like little silhouettes of roaches on the- 1623 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:54,260 The roaches were inside the camera. 1624 01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,260 Yeah. 1625 01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:56,260 And they made impressions on the fence. 1626 01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,260 So why not make a game make everybody else? 1627 01:28:58,260 --> 01:28:59,260 This is- 1628 01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:00,260 Exactly. 1629 01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:01,260 This is gross. 1630 01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:02,260 So what's the story of the game? 1631 01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:03,260 You're a cockroach and how do you get that? 1632 01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:04,260 And what do you have to do? 1633 01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:05,260 Well, you're an embittered young- 1634 01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:06,260 So what's the story? 1635 01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:07,260 You're a cockroach. 1636 01:29:07,260 --> 01:29:08,260 What do you have to do? 1637 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:12,260 From the university where you work and you're turned into a roach so that you might see the error of your way- 1638 01:29:12,260 --> 01:29:14,260 Thank you very much there for the tip. 1639 01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:16,260 Uh, very, very kindly at Tupo. 1640 01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:17,260 Lovely bit of questioning. 1641 01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:18,260 We watched this last night. 1642 01:29:18,260 --> 01:29:22,260 This is just going to turn into me watching the same thing and laughing at the exact same stuff again. 1643 01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:43,260 But I love Stu's interest in the roach concept there. 1644 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,260 Okay, so this is good. 1645 01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:45,260 This- 1646 01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:46,260 I can get this now. 1647 01:29:46,260 --> 01:29:51,260 So that guy at the beginning, embezzled a load of money. 1648 01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:53,260 Entomologist, whatever the hell that is. 1649 01:29:53,260 --> 01:29:57,260 And you're turned into a roach so that you might see the error of your ways and change your life. 1650 01:29:57,260 --> 01:29:59,260 Alright, so you become a roach and then what do you have to do? 1651 01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:00,260 You sort of just navigate? 1652 01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:01,260 Is it like Simroach or what? 1653 01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:02,260 It's not really like- 1654 01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,260 Is it like Simroach or what? 1655 01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:04,260 It's like a simulation. 1656 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260 It's more- 1657 01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:07,260 It's more like we wanted to make a game that was very immersive. 1658 01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:09,260 So you saw the world from a roach's perspective. 1659 01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,260 So you- 1660 01:30:10,260 --> 01:30:15,260 You're a small little bug that has to navigate through the six rooms of this old, decrepit apartment building. 1661 01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:18,260 And along the way you encounter all the different obstacles that a roach might encounter. 1662 01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:20,260 Um, rats and spiders, deadly phones, who- 1663 01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:24,260 Deadly phones, who also encounter obstacles that prevent you from getting where you need to go. 1664 01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:25,260 And the world suddenly- 1665 01:30:25,260 --> 01:30:26,260 We don't want that to happen, look. 1666 01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:28,260 He got sucked into the hoover. 1667 01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:29,260 That's not what we want to happen. 1668 01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:31,260 A vast landscape when you're five million years old. 1669 01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,260 You're not worrying about food and energy. 1670 01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:34,260 You just move around as a roach and see what happens. 1671 01:30:34,260 --> 01:30:35,260 No, not really. 1672 01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:36,260 You're just worried about staying alive. 1673 01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:36,260 Stay alive. 1674 01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:39,260 Now, what kind of research did you guys do other than getting bugs in yours? 1675 01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:42,260 I mean, did you actually study roaches to see how to make this life like? 1676 01:30:42,260 --> 01:30:47,260 Well, in addition to having two entomologists as technical consultants, we did have about 3,000 live roaches in the office. 1677 01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:48,260 It's a total tank full of mugs. 1678 01:30:48,260 --> 01:30:49,260 Oh my god. 1679 01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:50,260 In a box out. 1680 01:30:50,260 --> 01:30:51,260 In an aquarium. 1681 01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:52,260 They called it- you buy it, it's called the Roach Hut. 1682 01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:54,020 Thank you very much there. 1683 01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,760 Steven Roach's blood levels. 1684 01:30:56,100 --> 01:30:58,060 I'm going to just go back to the Roach game now 1685 01:30:58,060 --> 01:31:01,740 because I don't want to fucking spoil it for myself there. 1686 01:31:01,820 --> 01:31:05,780 There was a lot of Roach lore going on. 1687 01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:09,380 Is that loud? 1688 01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:12,960 I only heard that in my headphones there. 1689 01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:13,600 You didn't hear it. 1690 01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:15,060 Bad mojo. 1691 01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,820 Put that back on the screen. 1692 01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:18,480 There. 1693 01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:31,240 And audio capture. 1694 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:33,340 Let's get this very convoluted, actually. 1695 01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:45,940 Bad mojo. 1696 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:46,780 Let's... 1697 01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:47,480 There. 1698 01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:49,600 We can just resize that window. 1699 01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:08,840 I am absolutely stumped, guys. 1700 01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:10,260 I don't know where this... 1701 01:32:10,260 --> 01:32:12,420 This Roach is meant to be going now. 1702 01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:14,040 It's... 1703 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,360 And from what I've seen as well, 1704 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:16,920 there's a lot of action coming up. 1705 01:32:16,980 --> 01:32:18,040 So do stay tuned. 1706 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:18,940 Don't be getting... 1707 01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:23,480 Don't be getting any ideas now. 1708 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,640 Because something big is going to happen soon. 1709 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:28,740 I can guarantee it. 1710 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:31,960 I'm still alive in this. 1711 01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:33,040 So far, so good. 1712 01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:40,100 That's not going to work out for us there. 1713 01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:42,620 We should get off this pipe. 1714 01:32:42,660 --> 01:32:44,400 I don't know why I'm trying to stay on the pipe there. 1715 01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:51,460 Now it's a brighter part of the screen. 1716 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,700 Are we on the ceiling here? 1717 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,240 Is this the side? 1718 01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:55,240 It's a window, look. 1719 01:32:55,240 --> 01:33:07,600 And that's a slug over there. 1720 01:33:08,780 --> 01:33:10,980 It's not something we want to be... 1721 01:33:10,980 --> 01:33:13,820 It's moving very, very slowly. 1722 01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:14,980 And now I'm stuck. 1723 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:16,700 It's not letting me move. 1724 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,480 We've been slugged. 1725 01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:48,420 To what? 1726 01:33:48,580 --> 01:33:49,840 What was that last bit there? 1727 01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:53,840 Span a levee... 1728 01:33:55,220 --> 01:33:56,820 To gain passage to the wall. 1729 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:57,760 Is that what she said? 1730 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,060 Oh no. 1731 01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:12,440 What the fuck is that? 1732 01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:13,980 Is that a hot pipe? 1733 01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:17,520 Oh no. 1734 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:23,320 We'll get to hear it again now. 1735 01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:34,000 A capsule filled with dreams above a golden well of bris. 1736 01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:34,480 Okay. 1737 01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,680 Tabloons cascade in streams. 1738 01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:38,620 You must remember this. 1739 01:34:38,960 --> 01:34:39,280 Okay. 1740 01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:41,040 The drawbridge lid is heavy. 1741 01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,500 A weight must cause a fall. 1742 01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:48,940 To span an electric levee, gain passage through the wall. 1743 01:34:49,980 --> 01:34:50,380 Okay. 1744 01:34:53,820 --> 01:34:54,260 Right. 1745 01:34:54,660 --> 01:34:57,880 Span an electric levee to gain passage through the wall. 1746 01:34:58,060 --> 01:34:58,840 Extreme heat. 1747 01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:02,860 I was right look it's a pie it's a hot pipe you don't want to get you don't want to touch that 1748 01:35:02,860 --> 01:35:10,300 you end up getting fried we need to find those pills on top of the radio there's another insect 1749 01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:14,360 down here in the corner look one day is he gonna get aggro or we're gonna have to fuck him up 1750 01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:17,740 he's not gonna do anything he's dead probably 1751 01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:42,700 I thought it was me then it was someone else thank God it was another roach I am stumped I 1752 01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:50,620 don't know about she I am absolutely stumped as to where this said pill pot is they were telling us as a load of pills on top of a radio or something 1753 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,140 maybe we can get onto the bed here no 1754 01:36:09,140 --> 01:36:20,260 I don't know what the fuck is going on where where I'm going here seems to be a bit of a dead end but I'm following the pipe just in case there's something to be got around there 1755 01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:29,020 Now we're back on the floor again I think we move into the center of the room 1756 01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:41,200 get back to this familiar box here the lottery box 1757 01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:45,420 and go down this way we go left 1758 01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:50,260 back to a different shoe a second shoe 1759 01:36:54,460 --> 01:36:58,280 It looks interesting look shiny it's worn 1760 01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:17,280 That's that fucking table again. 1761 01:37:23,460 --> 01:37:29,480 It's instead of going climbing up the table. We'll just go around the side of the house side of the room here 1762 01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:39,520 Something's building anyway, I can feel it not great. We're climbing a mountain of wall of newspapers now 1763 01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:46,240 And the music has gone back to that kind of John Carpenter if I can but it's a little bit dodgy little bit scary 1764 01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:55,420 I'm just gonna need a toilet break. I'll just be back in one sec, but I'll leave you with it. The imagery is amazing and the music is fantastic as well 1765 01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:59,340 The pace will continue in a couple of seconds. Bye! 1766 01:37:59,340 --> 01:38:29,320 Thank you. 1767 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:58,320 Thank you very much for the tip there horses under starlight. 1768 01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:00,320 Thank you. 1769 01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:02,320 Thank you. 1770 01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:07,320 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good side to it? 1771 01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:29,320 Now read all of the periodicals to look for a clue. I don't think there's any read mechanic built into the game at the moment or indeed ever. 1772 01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:40,320 Three South Beach bars raided. Let's see if there's any clues here. And just as I said there's no reading mechanic at least we've been given a situation where we can read the paper here now. 1773 01:39:40,320 --> 01:40:02,320 Three South Beach bars raided. This is beginning to paint a picture of the story now because we do know we've seen the matches from a bar. Eddie's bars on the three police raids took place this weekend at local bars in San Francisco South Beach area. 1774 01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:17,320 The police said the raids were the result of repeated violations of various city regulations including fire safety codes and the serving of alcohol to minors. The police made a total of 18 arrests. 1775 01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:47,300 And the rest of that story is continued on page 13. We don't have that to hand in the morning. There are flood warnings. Torrential thunderstorms will keep lowland rivers and roads flooded on the northwest coast. Heavy raids will continue from Eureka in the north and over the entire bay area as far south as Monterey increasing cloudiness. There's nothing really to be gleaned from this news report. 1776 01:40:47,300 --> 01:41:02,300 The paper story there. If a storm is coming that could provide a bit of a situation for us going forward. I'm not sure how a cockroach would deal with the storm. Funds missing in bug spray research scam. 1777 01:41:02,300 --> 01:41:27,980 A roach doctor to others wanted for questioning. A faculty member of the California University at Barbary Coast is under investigation for allegedly embezzling an undisclosed sum. So that's me. How crazy is this? He is the roach now crawling along a paper which is telling the story about him embezzling money. 1778 01:41:27,980 --> 01:41:42,380 Set up to find a new wonder compound aimed at destroying all roaches. Thanks very much for the tip. Andy the fork. 22 years hoarder division. Thank you very much. 1779 01:41:42,380 --> 01:42:09,380 Eight months ago the chronicle reported that a mysterious donor had awarded CUBC professor Roger Sands a million dollar grant to complete his research into the ultimate pesticide. Now it has been learned that some of that money is missing and the probe is focusing on the two officials and now Sands himself. 1780 01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:25,580 Sands has not returned phone calls but an anonymous source has indicated that the university officials were very suspicious of the donation and have since then become increasingly frustrated with Sands lack of results. 1781 01:42:27,060 --> 01:42:47,860 The cash starved university of the barbary coast stands to make millions perhaps even billions of dollars from the company. I can't read the rest of that there but it's painting a very evocative picture of where we're heading here. You know there's a lot of scandal going on. This guy has turned into a roach. He's embedding funds. 1782 01:42:47,860 --> 01:42:56,560 and it looks like there's a pulp fiction kind of fucking erotic vice novel or something she 1783 01:42:56,560 --> 01:43:07,320 ticked she ticked like a time bomb vice squad all clear nasal decongestant their cold war strength 1784 01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:17,680 and a soiled rag thank you very very much for the tip there tim reedy very very kind of you there 1785 01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:22,980 tim reedy and gulag natalia thank you very much there for the tip 1786 01:43:22,980 --> 01:43:38,060 very john carpenter situation at the moment the music and now a situation has occurred here with 1787 01:43:38,060 --> 01:43:47,500 his fag butts i mean one thing i really do love about the game is you you are a roach you know 1788 01:43:47,500 --> 01:43:52,740 that has delivered since we started playing there hasn't we haven't deviated from that 1789 01:43:52,740 --> 01:43:58,020 and i'm glad about that as well because i thought there was they were setting it up with all these 1790 01:43:58,020 --> 01:44:06,420 humans and stuff in the fmv it wasn't there was no roach in it and now we have the pillbox which 1791 01:44:06,420 --> 01:44:15,860 we've been looking for thank christ how do we get on to that radio though it's like micro machines but with a roach 1792 01:44:15,860 --> 01:44:25,960 mic roach machines perhaps a spin-off could potentially be in the works there oh yeah now we climb the 1793 01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:36,300 mystery box we get into the pillbox i'm guessing that we get inside the pillbox then the the owner of the pills 1794 01:44:36,300 --> 01:44:43,620 comes and grabs that puts it somewhere else and that transports us or something could be wrong or maybe we 1795 01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:58,860 move that we move that we move it do we no go inside that it's not working it's not it's not giving us that option oh there we go we got a pill going it's a blue tea 1796 01:44:58,860 --> 01:45:09,300 where now where do we bring this pill to that's the question 1797 01:45:09,300 --> 01:45:27,540 into his beer into his drink i remember something from the shoe video i don't want to say a spoiler 1798 01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:36,140 okay look i i'll i'll figure it out i'll figure it out maybe there's some food on the other side 1799 01:45:36,140 --> 01:45:39,700 yes 1800 01:45:39,700 --> 01:45:47,480 that that looked disgusting that dinner and it had a roach already in it 1801 01:45:47,480 --> 01:45:53,480 it doesn't look like it's going to be returning to eat that dinner you know 1802 01:45:53,480 --> 01:46:02,680 it's fucking hard 1803 01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:14,280 this uh pill mechanic is it's the tricky one oh here we go i'm running with the ball now i'm not 1804 01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:24,240 it's a duck we can't they've engineered it so we can't go bringing the pill back down wait a sec we can't 1805 01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:35,580 this is some very hot stuff at the moment it's a hot game 1806 01:46:35,580 --> 01:46:45,040 Off the side I'm trying to fucking do that it's just art 1807 01:46:53,420 --> 01:46:59,000 Can't believe we're nearly two hours into the it's flown by it's such an immersive experience 1808 01:47:02,100 --> 01:47:04,100 Time has never gone so fast 1809 01:47:04,100 --> 01:47:11,640 And this section of the game is very immersive 1810 01:47:14,860 --> 01:47:16,860 And it's not frustrating 1811 01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:20,100 Or poorly realized 1812 01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:23,860 Definitely interesting 1813 01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:29,040 And here we go I think I've got the hang of this now. I'm like messy on the ball now 1814 01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:34,620 Look at that 1815 01:47:37,060 --> 01:47:41,940 Shit sounds like fucking marble kind of pills are they like? 1816 01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:52,760 So now you're on the underside of the table I get this now I get the I get what I'm looking at now 1817 01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:56,820 You go under there and then you're on the underside this gold under the table 1818 01:47:57,860 --> 01:47:59,860 We have to crawl down here 1819 01:48:01,940 --> 01:48:04,940 And we should find the pill somewhere around here 1820 01:48:06,260 --> 01:48:08,260 Lurking around on the ground 1821 01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:13,260 It's gonna be a bit of a bollocks now trying to find this pill considering we've only got these little square ease 1822 01:48:13,820 --> 01:48:19,320 Here a fucking mouse or a rat or something. Thank you very much there for the tip jukebox Connors 1823 01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:31,380 I'm lost I am fucking lost again now 1824 01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:40,460 This is the floor yeah, so it should be around here should be around here maybe down by the papers 1825 01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:45,960 No 1826 01:48:52,500 --> 01:48:54,900 You lost the pill have to restart is that the crack? 1827 01:48:56,940 --> 01:49:02,180 We you told me to fucking knock it off the side like I knocked it off the side 1828 01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:12,180 Is it around by the papers? 1829 01:49:18,820 --> 01:49:19,820 Now what's this now? 1830 01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:23,780 Looks like now that that's him 1831 01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:27,540 Dr. Roger Sam's 1832 01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:31,940 It's turning it turned into video 1833 01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:38,660 I'm as much in the dark as you are all I know is the money's here and I could finally fund my research 1834 01:49:39,300 --> 01:49:41,620 I'm happy the university's happy 1835 01:49:42,260 --> 01:49:44,260 Hey, I'm not gonna look this gift horse in the mouth 1836 01:49:49,780 --> 01:49:52,980 Some great crackpot acting there 1837 01:49:55,380 --> 01:50:00,920 What kind of paper turns into a 3d video? 1838 01:50:02,420 --> 01:50:03,460 Does it make sense? 1839 01:50:05,060 --> 01:50:06,660 And here's a mousetrap here now 1840 01:50:08,420 --> 01:50:10,980 Live mousetrap it says oh fuck 1841 01:50:12,420 --> 01:50:14,420 And that look the green screen the real 1842 01:50:16,020 --> 01:50:27,540 Oh, please don't fucking me now. Oh no inside you'll find her in the cellar you'll meet her if you crawl beneath the sleeping giant within the broken wall 1843 01:50:30,020 --> 01:50:38,340 Be wary of the lowlands be careful on the floor don't stray near the cat's hands beneath the cellar door 1844 01:50:43,700 --> 01:50:49,060 Why did that happen like why do you look into a mouse's eyes and then that happened and where did the mouse go then? 1845 01:50:49,620 --> 01:50:51,620 Did the mouse go back into the trap? 1846 01:50:59,300 --> 01:51:01,300 Hang on this is uh 1847 01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:06,100 We need to get the pill first before we move on to this next section 1848 01:51:08,900 --> 01:51:13,540 We have to watch this again you'll find her in the cellar you'll meet her if you cry 1849 01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:17,700 Beneath the sleeping giant within the broken wall 1850 01:51:20,180 --> 01:51:28,500 Be wary of the lowlands be careful on the floor don't stray near the cat's hands beneath the cellar door 1851 01:51:33,060 --> 01:51:36,820 The cat's hands did he say the she said the cat's hands there 1852 01:51:43,220 --> 01:51:48,180 Look at this is a little hole inside the papers let's go in there and see what's going on 1853 01:51:50,340 --> 01:51:51,060 Baby mice 1854 01:51:54,580 --> 01:51:55,140 Thickening 1855 01:52:01,380 --> 01:52:05,220 Right let's just uh try and get this pill quest done first 1856 01:52:08,180 --> 01:52:11,300 I mean, is that the pill quest done? 1857 01:52:12,240 --> 01:52:14,640 Is that all I had to do was roll it off the table? 1858 01:52:15,340 --> 01:52:20,460 Or do I have to find that pill on the ground then and start rolling it somewhere else? 1859 01:52:20,460 --> 01:52:46,460 *music* 1860 01:52:46,460 --> 01:52:46,960 Hi! 1861 01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:50,460 *music* 1862 01:52:50,460 --> 01:52:53,960 I tried to go inside the pill pouch. Oh yeah, here we go. 1863 01:52:56,160 --> 01:53:01,460 Is this a bit of a fucking wasted journey this? Is this like just a side quest that never really resolves? 1864 01:53:01,460 --> 01:53:04,560 Because I need to know, I don't want to be wasting my time on this fucking pill thing. 1865 01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,460 Push pill off the other side. This side. 1866 01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:14,960 Oh look at that. He's really going for it now. 1867 01:53:16,460 --> 01:53:19,960 That's some great push in there. Great push mechanics built into the game. 1868 01:53:21,960 --> 01:53:22,960 Nice. 1869 01:53:24,460 --> 01:53:24,960 Fuck. 1870 01:53:33,460 --> 01:53:34,460 Now where's that gun? 1871 01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:37,960 Fucking gun, lads. 1872 01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:48,460 Hop around to the back of the radio and go inside, is it? 1873 01:53:48,460 --> 01:53:48,460 Is it? 1874 01:53:48,460 --> 01:53:49,460 Inside- 1875 01:53:49,460 --> 01:53:50,460 Inside the radio? 1876 01:53:51,460 --> 01:53:52,460 *music* 1877 01:53:52,460 --> 01:53:52,960 *music* 1878 01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:54,960 *music* 1879 01:53:54,960 --> 01:54:08,460 *music* 1880 01:54:08,460 --> 01:54:09,460 Look, you can't. 1881 01:54:09,460 --> 01:54:11,460 It's not letting me go down that side. 1882 01:54:11,460 --> 01:54:12,460 That... 1883 01:54:12,460 --> 01:54:12,960 That... 1884 01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:13,960 You can't. 1885 01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:18,640 Oh, you can! 1886 01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:30,640 What am I meant to fucking do, like, inside the radio? 1887 01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:35,200 Fuse. 1888 01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:37,200 Fuse. 1889 01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:03,200 So, you're a roach. Is it a roach sim, or...? 1890 01:55:03,200 --> 01:55:06,200 No, it's not really a roach sim. 1891 01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:11,200 So, everybody's got a roach story, right? 1892 01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:35,200 *Bad music* 1893 01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:40,200 Don't know what I'm fucking doing here, lad. Sit. The game is broken. 1894 01:55:40,200 --> 01:55:44,200 *Bad music* 1895 01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:48,200 Here we go. We got electrocuted there. 1896 01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:53,200 *Bad music* 1897 01:55:53,200 --> 01:55:59,200 Damn radio. Damn radio. Jesus. 1898 01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:02,200 *Bad music* 1899 01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:04,200 It's been a long time. 1900 01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:09,200 What's he gonna do? Don't like this guy. 1901 01:56:09,200 --> 01:56:10,200 *Bad music* 1902 01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,200 I like the jazz though. 1903 01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:13,200 *Bad music* 1904 01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:17,200 *Bad music* 1905 01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:20,200 Lovely chords. Lovely tonality on it. 1906 01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:23,200 *Bad music* 1907 01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:25,200 *Bad music* 1908 01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,200 Oh, now we spike his drink. 1909 01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:27,200 Ange? 1910 01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:28,200 *Bad music* 1911 01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:32,200 I really feel that you're with me here tonight. 1912 01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:36,200 Ange Pasta Coglu is it? 1913 01:56:36,200 --> 01:56:40,200 *Bad music* 1914 01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:42,200 Gonna spike your drink with sleep pills, man. 1915 01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:44,200 *Bad music* 1916 01:56:44,200 --> 01:56:45,200 *Bad music* 1917 01:56:45,200 --> 01:56:46,200 *Bad music* 1918 01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:47,200 *Bad music* 1919 01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:48,200 *Bad music* 1920 01:56:48,200 --> 01:57:01,700 Little does he know he's about to get fucking spiked by a cockroach. 1921 01:57:04,340 --> 01:57:07,180 Kind of scary when you think about it, you know, this could happen. 1922 01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:11,880 Could be one of these guys inside your house tonight. 1923 01:57:12,480 --> 01:57:15,040 Obviously not in Ireland because there are not many. 1924 01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,580 Maybe there are cockroaches in Ireland. I don't think I've ever seen any of them. 1925 01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:21,420 Kind of glad about that. 1926 01:57:23,420 --> 01:57:26,120 I've no time for them. 1927 01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:35,800 Just the way they fucking move really fast, you know. 1928 01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:38,620 Sickening. And the crunch of them. 1929 01:57:39,660 --> 01:57:41,040 If you crunch them, you know. 1930 01:57:43,420 --> 01:57:44,300 Here we go. 1931 01:57:44,300 --> 01:57:48,280 Spike House. 1932 01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:53,540 Have you ever seen a cockroach spike someone's drink? 1933 01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:55,500 Here we go. 1934 01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:59,280 Rufy Roachy. Thank you very much for the tip there. 1935 01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:01,700 It isn't a... 1936 01:58:01,700 --> 01:58:03,440 It's a sleeping pill. 1937 01:58:09,440 --> 01:58:10,960 Can you go in the can? 1938 01:58:11,620 --> 01:58:12,500 Asks Ryan. 1939 01:58:12,780 --> 01:58:14,200 I think you might be able to. 1940 01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:18,200 But I... 1941 01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:19,600 We'll spike him first. 1942 01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:30,180 Triple A title back in 1996, would you believe? 1943 01:58:30,180 --> 01:58:38,800 Roach Cosby 1944 01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:52,680 There you go 1945 01:58:52,680 --> 01:59:08,720 Gonna lush that down and then when he's asleep I presume we crawl 1946 01:59:08,720 --> 01:59:11,800 I know Angelina, I know 1947 01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:15,480 I drink too much, I smoke too much 1948 01:59:15,480 --> 01:59:16,900 Forgive me 1949 01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:20,480 I'm just a lonely old man 1950 01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:24,300 I can't sleep to save my life 1951 01:59:44,300 --> 01:59:49,640 Some great cutscenes, big budget affair here in this Roach game 1952 01:59:49,640 --> 01:59:52,900 Dr. Doe's, that's him well and truly gone 1953 01:59:52,900 --> 01:59:56,900 Does anybody, can anybody remember what the prophecy said? 1954 01:59:58,380 --> 02:00:00,320 I mean, let's just get over to the bed 1955 02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:03,580 Let's get to the bed and then crawl up the bed and see what's happening there 1956 02:00:03,580 --> 02:00:06,760 I believe it was something to do with 1957 02:00:06,760 --> 02:00:10,320 Getting inside a wall or something 1958 02:00:18,060 --> 02:00:23,320 Just the geography of the place is mine, it's really confusing here 1959 02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:28,320 So that's the floor, okay so this is the floor, now I'm on the floor 1960 02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:31,580 I'm heading up to the floor, now I'm heading up to the bed 1961 02:00:31,580 --> 02:00:37,580 Oh for fuck's sake 1962 02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:50,840 The very immersive game, it's multi-stimuli 1963 02:00:50,840 --> 02:01:03,100 Money on the floor, somebody was saying there, check out the money on the floor, what's this gonna do for me if I hover over this stuff? 1964 02:01:03,100 --> 02:01:14,100 Ange, pasta, cogroach, thank you very much there, sadly there are roaches in Ireland and it's not just the cyclists you see. 1965 02:01:14,100 --> 02:01:22,360 That's it, I've got inside an electrical box now 1966 02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:23,360 Oh no 1967 02:01:23,360 --> 02:01:26,360 That was another roach, I thought that was me 1968 02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:34,140 Maybe we get on, onto that book 1969 02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:36,400 And then we go through that 1970 02:01:36,400 --> 02:01:37,400 And then we go through that 1971 02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:42,400 Wait, save, sorry 1972 02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:51,660 Just need to make sure we don't fuck ourselves up there, bye 1973 02:01:51,660 --> 02:02:03,360 So far so roach, do you know? 1974 02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:05,920 It's definitely got a lot going for it 1975 02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:07,720 Mr. Petito, your wife's going into labour 1976 02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:08,920 We see this 1977 02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:11,520 Get me a tube of blood out of her eye 1978 02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:12,600 Let's just see it again though 1979 02:02:12,600 --> 02:02:13,600 Jesus 1980 02:02:13,600 --> 02:02:16,360 You got a little brook to her? 1981 02:02:16,820 --> 02:02:17,500 Placenta here 1982 02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:19,760 BP's still dropping, we're losing her 1983 02:02:19,760 --> 02:02:21,020 She's gone 1984 02:02:21,020 --> 02:02:21,580 Damn it 1985 02:02:21,580 --> 02:02:23,380 Alright, save the baby 1986 02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:24,460 I'm gonna cut 1987 02:02:24,460 --> 02:02:25,520 I'm gonna cut the cord now 1988 02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:28,440 Alright, baby 1989 02:02:28,440 --> 02:02:30,340 I see you 1990 02:02:30,340 --> 02:02:33,020 Damn it 1991 02:02:33,020 --> 02:02:38,020 Damn it 1992 02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:43,660 Mr. Petito 1993 02:02:43,660 --> 02:02:43,780 Wow 1994 02:02:43,780 --> 02:02:44,780 I'm sorry 1995 02:02:44,780 --> 02:02:46,820 Your wife is dead 1996 02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:52,740 But we did manage to save the baby, baby 1997 02:02:52,740 --> 02:02:55,320 No expense spared on the cutscenes, you know? 1998 02:03:01,880 --> 02:03:04,520 Truly next level stuff there 1999 02:03:04,520 --> 02:03:07,640 For Riley and that's definitely what I was thinking 2000 02:03:07,640 --> 02:03:08,500 When I saw that 2001 02:03:08,500 --> 02:03:12,140 The acting, the fucking blocking, the direction 2002 02:03:12,140 --> 02:03:13,660 And now I think we've done it 2003 02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:16,880 I think we've finished that zone 2004 02:03:16,880 --> 02:03:20,380 Do not fear me, little one 2005 02:03:20,380 --> 02:03:22,880 I am your guide and friend 2006 02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:27,240 Do not loathe your appearance 2007 02:03:27,240 --> 02:03:31,160 It is merely a mask through which truth may be conveyed 2008 02:03:31,160 --> 02:03:32,260 His face 2009 02:03:32,260 --> 02:03:34,400 Ask yourself who you are 2010 02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:36,580 And look all around you 2011 02:03:36,580 --> 02:03:38,540 For you are there 2012 02:03:38,540 --> 02:03:42,480 And there is another who is part of you 2013 02:03:42,480 --> 02:03:46,960 A great fire burns in the cellar of your heart 2014 02:03:46,960 --> 02:03:51,200 Be careful and wary of your noxious intent 2015 02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:55,620 It's gone 2016 02:03:55,620 --> 02:03:57,560 It's gone bizarre, old world now 2017 02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:59,740 Everything's gone green 2018 02:03:59,740 --> 02:04:02,380 Unless I'm just in a different 2019 02:04:02,380 --> 02:04:04,300 Zone 2020 02:04:04,300 --> 02:04:07,280 Let's go inside this hole 2021 02:04:07,280 --> 02:04:09,320 Wow 2022 02:04:09,320 --> 02:04:13,860 Inside some sort of mechanical wonder 2023 02:04:13,860 --> 02:04:14,960 Some contraption 2024 02:04:14,960 --> 02:04:16,700 Kafka simulator 2025 02:04:16,700 --> 02:04:17,600 Thank you very much 2026 02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:20,700 Hello Francis 2027 02:04:20,700 --> 02:04:23,120 Do you believe roaches should be allowed 2028 02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:25,120 On public transport 2029 02:04:25,760 --> 02:04:27,020 Bus and roach 2030 02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:27,980 A roach trip 2031 02:04:27,980 --> 02:04:28,400 You know? 2032 02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:30,400 I'm not sure 2033 02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:31,820 I don't have any 2034 02:04:31,820 --> 02:04:35,180 Sympathy for any roaches at all 2035 02:04:35,180 --> 02:04:35,860 As I said 2036 02:04:35,860 --> 02:04:38,140 Not my cup of tea 2037 02:04:38,140 --> 02:04:40,000 I prefer if they didn't exist 2038 02:04:40,000 --> 02:04:40,880 But I mean 2039 02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:43,060 They must offer something to the ecosystem 2040 02:04:43,060 --> 02:04:44,080 If they do exist 2041 02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:45,340 I don't know what exactly 2042 02:04:45,340 --> 02:04:46,500 What do they do? 2043 02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:46,960 What do they 2044 02:04:46,960 --> 02:04:48,760 What do they bring to the table? 2045 02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:49,860 Do you know? 2046 02:04:49,900 --> 02:04:51,260 Because at least a spider 2047 02:04:51,260 --> 02:04:53,960 Will fucking sort the flies out 2048 02:04:53,960 --> 02:04:57,420 What does the roach sort for you? 2049 02:05:05,340 --> 02:05:07,440 And now it's a cog roach there 2050 02:05:07,440 --> 02:05:09,640 There's no jaw jimmy 2051 02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:10,700 To the 2052 02:05:10,700 --> 02:05:12,260 Fantastic pun 2053 02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:15,320 On the situation that we're faced with here 2054 02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:18,340 I don't know 2055 02:05:18,340 --> 02:05:20,280 I don't even know what this wall box is 2056 02:05:20,280 --> 02:05:21,160 Or what it's doing 2057 02:05:21,160 --> 02:05:28,120 Thank you very much there 2058 02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:29,380 Silver Pixie 2059 02:05:29,380 --> 02:05:30,660 Five 2060 02:05:30,660 --> 02:05:32,460 What an absolute fever dream 2061 02:05:32,460 --> 02:05:33,380 You say this game is 2062 02:05:33,380 --> 02:05:35,240 So we're on a hand dryer 2063 02:05:35,240 --> 02:05:35,520 Look 2064 02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,000 It's a 2065 02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:37,540 Towel Pro 1000 2066 02:05:37,540 --> 02:05:40,880 United Sanitary Products Incorporated 2067 02:05:40,880 --> 02:05:42,900 And uh 2068 02:05:42,900 --> 02:05:46,200 Maybe we'll go underneath the box 2069 02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:47,100 And see what's 2070 02:05:47,100 --> 02:05:49,400 You can't get off the box 2071 02:05:49,400 --> 02:05:54,120 Let's go inside the hand dryer 2072 02:05:54,120 --> 02:05:58,220 We must have to fucking 2073 02:05:58,220 --> 02:06:02,240 Wow I didn't realize the uh 2074 02:06:02,240 --> 02:06:04,140 The cockroach would have the strength 2075 02:06:04,140 --> 02:06:05,360 To be able to do that 2076 02:06:05,360 --> 02:06:06,540 Garnubius Flex 2077 02:06:06,540 --> 02:06:07,440 Thank you very much 2078 02:06:07,440 --> 02:06:11,880 Yeah I didn't realize the cockroach 2079 02:06:11,880 --> 02:06:12,800 Would have been able to 2080 02:06:12,800 --> 02:06:14,540 Make that happen 2081 02:06:14,540 --> 02:06:15,740 But he did make it happen 2082 02:06:15,740 --> 02:06:16,620 So fair play to him 2083 02:06:16,620 --> 02:06:19,100 And now we can use the paper 2084 02:06:19,100 --> 02:06:20,680 Towel as 2085 02:06:20,680 --> 02:06:21,580 A uh 2086 02:06:21,580 --> 02:06:21,880 Kind of 2087 02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:24,240 A bridge down to the ground 2088 02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:26,840 Kafka Simulator 2089 02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:27,620 Thank you very much 2090 02:06:27,620 --> 02:06:28,640 It's my understanding that 2091 02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:29,580 Roaches found 2092 02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:30,140 Found 2093 02:06:30,140 --> 02:06:30,700 Funded 2094 02:06:30,700 --> 02:06:31,460 Rochester 2095 02:06:31,460 --> 02:06:32,560 Name another bug 2096 02:06:32,560 --> 02:06:33,380 That does that 2097 02:06:33,380 --> 02:06:35,820 Probably Antwerp 2098 02:06:35,820 --> 02:06:36,320 Huh 2099 02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:40,460 You say 2100 02:06:40,460 --> 02:06:41,720 You said in the thing there 2101 02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:43,560 That roaches funded Rochester 2102 02:06:43,560 --> 02:06:44,340 I believe 2103 02:06:44,340 --> 02:06:45,160 You probably meant 2104 02:06:45,160 --> 02:06:45,720 Founded 2105 02:06:45,720 --> 02:06:46,740 There was an O 2106 02:06:46,740 --> 02:06:47,980 Missing from 2107 02:06:47,980 --> 02:06:49,880 The word there 2108 02:06:49,880 --> 02:06:50,480 It said funded 2109 02:06:50,480 --> 02:06:51,020 But I mean 2110 02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:52,080 If it was founded 2111 02:06:52,080 --> 02:06:53,140 And you were trying to name another 2112 02:06:53,140 --> 02:06:54,020 Bug 2113 02:06:54,020 --> 02:06:55,300 I'd say Antwerp 2114 02:06:55,300 --> 02:06:56,740 Or uh 2115 02:06:56,740 --> 02:06:57,800 Is there another place 2116 02:06:57,800 --> 02:06:58,340 With B 2117 02:06:58,340 --> 02:06:59,980 B in it 2118 02:06:59,980 --> 02:07:02,740 Belize 2119 02:07:02,740 --> 02:07:02,780 Belize 2120 02:07:02,780 --> 02:07:05,540 Or um 2121 02:07:05,540 --> 02:07:07,800 What's another bug 2122 02:07:07,800 --> 02:07:10,500 Fly 2123 02:07:10,500 --> 02:07:11,340 Is there a fly 2124 02:07:11,340 --> 02:07:12,980 A place with fly 2125 02:07:12,980 --> 02:07:13,560 In the title 2126 02:07:13,560 --> 02:07:17,140 You better believe it 2127 02:07:17,140 --> 02:07:18,980 La Cucaracha 2128 02:07:18,980 --> 02:07:20,040 Thank you very much there 2129 02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:20,620 Grogoski 2130 02:07:20,620 --> 02:07:21,140 Is this the 2131 02:07:21,140 --> 02:07:21,800 Papa Roach 2132 02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:22,860 Origin story 2133 02:07:22,860 --> 02:07:23,400 It is 2134 02:07:23,400 --> 02:07:23,640 Yeah 2135 02:07:23,640 --> 02:07:25,880 You got this on a CD-ROM 2136 02:07:25,880 --> 02:07:26,880 When you bought 2137 02:07:26,880 --> 02:07:27,880 Their album 2138 02:07:27,880 --> 02:07:29,940 Which was probably 2139 02:07:29,940 --> 02:07:30,540 Called 2140 02:07:30,540 --> 02:07:33,200 Uh 2141 02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:35,260 I don't know 2142 02:07:35,260 --> 02:07:35,880 Like fucking 2143 02:07:35,880 --> 02:07:37,520 Black ink 2144 02:07:37,520 --> 02:07:39,540 Or something 2145 02:07:39,540 --> 02:07:40,300 I don't know 2146 02:07:40,300 --> 02:07:41,900 Trying to think 2147 02:07:41,900 --> 02:07:42,500 Of what it was 2148 02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:42,940 But anyway 2149 02:07:42,940 --> 02:07:44,680 I think it was actually 2150 02:07:44,680 --> 02:07:45,860 A song about fucking 2151 02:07:45,860 --> 02:07:46,960 Suicide 2152 02:07:46,960 --> 02:07:48,960 Which was uh 2153 02:07:48,960 --> 02:07:50,140 Pretty hard hitting 2154 02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,500 You know 2155 02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:52,880 Roaches 2156 02:07:52,880 --> 02:07:53,720 Oh fuck 2157 02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:54,780 Let's get out of here 2158 02:07:54,780 --> 02:07:55,680 There's a bad rat 2159 02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:56,740 In that next zone 2160 02:07:56,740 --> 02:07:58,260 Stay the fuck 2161 02:07:58,260 --> 02:07:58,840 Out of there 2162 02:07:58,840 --> 02:07:59,720 Uh 2163 02:07:59,720 --> 02:08:00,260 Somebody said 2164 02:08:00,260 --> 02:08:01,000 Roaches Town 2165 02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:01,520 Yeah I should 2166 02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:02,520 Should have looked 2167 02:08:02,520 --> 02:08:03,680 Closer to uh 2168 02:08:03,680 --> 02:08:04,600 To home there 2169 02:08:04,600 --> 02:08:05,460 Moth 2170 02:08:05,460 --> 02:08:06,300 Mothreel 2171 02:08:06,300 --> 02:08:07,000 Infest 2172 02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:21,940 Yeah we'll save it again 2173 02:08:21,940 --> 02:08:22,700 Just in case 2174 02:08:22,700 --> 02:08:24,140 It's getting pretty fucking dark 2175 02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:26,680 I'm not 2176 02:08:26,680 --> 02:08:27,120 I thought 2177 02:08:27,120 --> 02:08:28,020 For a second 2178 02:08:28,020 --> 02:08:28,980 That I'd finished 2179 02:08:28,980 --> 02:08:32,860 The first zone 2180 02:08:32,860 --> 02:08:37,460 But it didn't 2181 02:08:37,460 --> 02:08:39,520 Bring us back 2182 02:08:39,520 --> 02:08:40,740 To the uh 2183 02:08:40,740 --> 02:08:41,920 Where you select 2184 02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:42,900 What zone you're going into 2185 02:08:42,900 --> 02:08:43,840 So we're still on 2186 02:08:43,840 --> 02:08:44,960 The first zone here 2187 02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:50,040 I don't want to go there 2188 02:08:50,040 --> 02:08:50,360 In case 2189 02:08:50,360 --> 02:08:50,960 Ratus 2190 02:08:50,960 --> 02:08:51,920 Comes out 2191 02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:52,700 So we'll just 2192 02:08:52,700 --> 02:08:54,000 But I mean 2193 02:08:54,000 --> 02:08:55,240 It seems to be 2194 02:08:55,240 --> 02:08:56,780 With the dark music 2195 02:08:56,780 --> 02:08:57,440 There and everything 2196 02:08:57,440 --> 02:08:58,520 Seems to be the place 2197 02:08:58,520 --> 02:08:59,260 To be you know 2198 02:08:59,260 --> 02:09:01,040 It's like it's letting you know 2199 02:09:01,040 --> 02:09:02,040 That you should be there 2200 02:09:02,040 --> 02:09:12,400 Yeah it's a 2201 02:09:12,400 --> 02:09:13,240 It's definitely 2202 02:09:13,240 --> 02:09:15,060 A nine inch nails 2203 02:09:15,060 --> 02:09:16,860 Papa Roach 2204 02:09:16,860 --> 02:09:18,900 Static X 2205 02:09:18,900 --> 02:09:20,540 Trying to think of 2206 02:09:20,540 --> 02:09:21,500 What other uh 2207 02:09:21,500 --> 02:09:24,500 Fucking Kerrang era bands 2208 02:09:24,500 --> 02:09:26,360 Had sort of fucking 2209 02:09:26,360 --> 02:09:27,800 David Cronenberg 2210 02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:29,760 Kind of horror 2211 02:09:29,760 --> 02:09:31,660 Bugs 2212 02:09:31,660 --> 02:09:32,980 Goo and Gak 2213 02:09:32,980 --> 02:09:34,040 In their videos 2214 02:09:34,040 --> 02:09:35,520 There were a few of them 2215 02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:36,820 I could never really get 2216 02:09:36,820 --> 02:09:38,200 On board with that scene 2217 02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:39,280 Do you know 2218 02:09:39,280 --> 02:09:40,120 Because of that 2219 02:09:40,120 --> 02:09:42,300 That aesthetic 2220 02:09:42,300 --> 02:09:43,280 It was just a 2221 02:09:43,280 --> 02:09:44,820 Gacky aesthetic 2222 02:09:44,820 --> 02:09:46,320 Corn 2223 02:09:46,320 --> 02:09:48,420 Corn were mad for that shit 2224 02:09:48,420 --> 02:09:52,120 Couldn't really get into corn 2225 02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:53,620 Wasn't a big fan 2226 02:09:53,620 --> 02:09:54,680 Of the corn boys 2227 02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:55,900 The corn ballers 2228 02:09:55,900 --> 02:09:56,760 I used to call them 2229 02:09:56,760 --> 02:09:58,300 Slipknot 2230 02:09:58,300 --> 02:10:00,420 Not my cup of tea either 2231 02:10:00,420 --> 02:10:01,020 But I did 2232 02:10:01,020 --> 02:10:02,780 I did get a good laugh 2233 02:10:02,780 --> 02:10:04,140 Out of the situation 2234 02:10:04,140 --> 02:10:08,320 Fear factory are after you 2235 02:10:08,320 --> 02:10:10,220 Featuring Ramestine 2236 02:10:10,220 --> 02:10:13,460 Ozfest is after you 2237 02:10:13,460 --> 02:10:14,460 Thank you very much there 2238 02:10:14,460 --> 02:10:16,080 Schult for the tip 2239 02:10:16,080 --> 02:10:17,220 And Roach's stores 2240 02:10:17,220 --> 02:10:18,720 Thank you very much for the tip there 2241 02:10:18,720 --> 02:10:28,420 Let's go down this drain here 2242 02:10:28,420 --> 02:10:32,960 This might bring us back to our 2243 02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:34,940 Main chamber 2244 02:10:34,940 --> 02:10:37,060 And now we're in the main chamber 2245 02:10:37,060 --> 02:10:43,700 Back in the mainframe 2246 02:10:43,700 --> 02:10:44,560 The same 2247 02:10:44,560 --> 02:10:47,480 But we've opened another tunnel 2248 02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:48,840 Which is great news for us 2249 02:10:48,840 --> 02:11:02,660 I'm very intrigued as to what's going on inside this bathroom 2250 02:11:02,660 --> 02:11:06,040 And what we're able to do 2251 02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:08,940 With the roach inside this room here 2252 02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:09,320 Because 2253 02:11:09,320 --> 02:11:11,400 I'm pretty impressed 2254 02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:12,600 Let's get the fuck out 2255 02:11:12,600 --> 02:11:13,480 That's a silverfish 2256 02:11:13,480 --> 02:11:15,180 Let's get away from that buck 2257 02:11:15,180 --> 02:11:19,680 What's the silverfish gonna say to us now 2258 02:11:19,680 --> 02:11:20,200 Or they can't? 2259 02:11:23,200 --> 02:11:25,020 This room has deeper meaning 2260 02:11:25,020 --> 02:11:26,700 Beyond the sacred rat 2261 02:11:26,700 --> 02:11:28,720 Watch the special screening 2262 02:11:28,720 --> 02:11:30,360 Outside the mirror crack 2263 02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:32,960 Tobacco leaves are smoking 2264 02:11:32,960 --> 02:11:34,900 Atop a porcelain god 2265 02:11:34,900 --> 02:11:37,660 If the paper bridge is stoking 2266 02:11:37,660 --> 02:11:40,360 It will rouse the sleeping guard 2267 02:11:40,360 --> 02:11:44,680 So there's a pisser 2268 02:11:44,680 --> 02:11:47,220 And you need to fucking do something 2269 02:11:47,220 --> 02:11:47,840 With the pisser 2270 02:11:47,840 --> 02:11:49,360 How are you getting on there? 2271 02:11:49,800 --> 02:11:50,720 Ian Beaks 2272 02:11:50,720 --> 02:11:52,140 Just tuning in to Francis Byers 2273 02:11:52,140 --> 02:11:53,060 On Steam for the 6th 2274 02:11:53,060 --> 02:11:54,080 No I bought it on GOG 2275 02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:55,080 For 1.45 2276 02:11:55,080 --> 02:11:57,980 Still the fish blow of viper 2277 02:11:57,980 --> 02:11:58,940 How do I get the movie? 2278 02:11:59,260 --> 02:11:59,940 I don't know 2279 02:11:59,940 --> 02:12:01,320 There must be a 2280 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:03,020 A way out there 2281 02:12:03,020 --> 02:12:04,160 Just google it I suppose 2282 02:12:04,160 --> 02:12:05,620 This is like Harvester 2283 02:12:05,620 --> 02:12:06,960 To Jonathan Gore 2284 02:12:06,960 --> 02:12:08,360 I don't know what Harvester is 2285 02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:09,040 Is that a movie? 2286 02:12:09,200 --> 02:12:10,260 Or is that a game as well? 2287 02:12:11,180 --> 02:12:12,380 Put the cigarettes out 2288 02:12:12,380 --> 02:12:13,180 And then cross it 2289 02:12:13,180 --> 02:12:16,340 Toilet coin 2290 02:12:16,340 --> 02:12:19,700 Reminds me of Blazing Dragons 2291 02:12:19,700 --> 02:12:20,600 On PS1 2292 02:12:20,600 --> 02:12:22,180 Never heard of that game either 2293 02:12:22,180 --> 02:12:25,380 But then again 2294 02:12:25,380 --> 02:12:26,540 I'd never heard of 2295 02:12:26,540 --> 02:12:28,440 Alan Hansen's sports challenge 2296 02:12:28,440 --> 02:12:29,380 Until the other day 2297 02:12:29,380 --> 02:12:30,640 And you know 2298 02:12:30,640 --> 02:12:34,600 You learn something new 2299 02:12:34,600 --> 02:12:34,980 Every day 2300 02:12:34,980 --> 02:12:37,220 So just a quick recap there 2301 02:12:37,220 --> 02:12:38,360 Did anybody catch 2302 02:12:38,360 --> 02:12:39,260 What I was meant to do? 2303 02:12:39,320 --> 02:12:40,040 It was something to do 2304 02:12:40,040 --> 02:12:40,900 With the toilet 2305 02:12:40,900 --> 02:12:43,960 Maybe if I go back there 2306 02:12:43,960 --> 02:12:45,120 To the silverfish again 2307 02:12:45,120 --> 02:12:48,520 I'll just get that video 2308 02:12:48,520 --> 02:12:48,820 You know? 2309 02:12:48,820 --> 02:12:48,820 You know? 2310 02:12:48,820 --> 02:12:53,340 Okay 2311 02:12:53,340 --> 02:12:53,340 Okay 2312 02:12:53,340 --> 02:12:57,340 Okay 2313 02:12:57,340 --> 02:13:01,860 Okay 2314 02:13:01,860 --> 02:13:02,860 Okay 2315 02:13:02,860 --> 02:13:03,860 Okay 2316 02:13:03,860 --> 02:13:05,860 Okay 2317 02:13:05,860 --> 02:13:19,860 Okay 2318 02:13:19,860 --> 02:13:24,020 We set fire to the paper towel 2319 02:13:24,020 --> 02:13:26,240 With the lit cigarette butt 2320 02:13:26,240 --> 02:13:28,900 On top of the pisser 2321 02:13:28,900 --> 02:13:35,620 I don't know how it would 2322 02:13:35,620 --> 02:13:36,280 Oh yeah 2323 02:13:36,280 --> 02:13:38,060 The paper towel is on the floor 2324 02:13:38,060 --> 02:13:39,640 So we push that paper towel 2325 02:13:39,640 --> 02:13:41,880 Onto the floor 2326 02:13:41,880 --> 02:13:46,100 And Gas 2327 02:13:46,100 --> 02:13:47,200 Says 2328 02:13:47,200 --> 02:13:48,580 I'd like to say a big hello 2329 02:13:48,580 --> 02:13:49,240 To my aunt 2330 02:13:49,240 --> 02:13:50,160 In Castle Blaney 2331 02:13:50,160 --> 02:13:51,480 And anybody 2332 02:13:51,480 --> 02:13:52,740 That knows me 2333 02:13:52,740 --> 02:13:54,600 Big shout out there 2334 02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:55,140 To Gas 2335 02:13:55,140 --> 02:14:00,120 So there's a 2336 02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:01,200 Johnny cake 2337 02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:16,020 Iron Felix 2338 02:14:16,020 --> 02:14:17,100 Iron Helix 2339 02:14:17,100 --> 02:14:18,580 A deadly war game 2340 02:14:18,580 --> 02:14:19,440 Gone awry 2341 02:14:19,440 --> 02:14:29,860 It truly is a roach 2342 02:14:29,860 --> 02:14:30,660 Based 2343 02:14:30,660 --> 02:14:31,780 Adventure 2344 02:14:31,780 --> 02:14:33,220 And I always think 2345 02:14:33,220 --> 02:14:33,620 It was going to be 2346 02:14:33,620 --> 02:14:34,420 A point and click 2347 02:14:34,420 --> 02:14:35,700 There's been 2348 02:14:35,700 --> 02:14:36,960 Little in the way 2349 02:14:36,960 --> 02:14:37,480 Of pointing 2350 02:14:37,480 --> 02:14:39,260 And even less 2351 02:14:39,260 --> 02:14:40,240 In the way of clicking 2352 02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:41,960 It seems to be 2353 02:14:41,960 --> 02:14:42,780 You're a roach 2354 02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:43,820 You need to navigate 2355 02:14:43,820 --> 02:14:44,640 The scenario 2356 02:14:44,640 --> 02:14:46,820 And do the best you can 2357 02:14:46,820 --> 02:14:47,080 You know? 2358 02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:47,480 Within 2359 02:14:47,480 --> 02:14:48,620 Within the confines 2360 02:14:48,620 --> 02:14:49,360 And parameters 2361 02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:51,620 Of your ability 2362 02:14:51,620 --> 02:14:52,660 As a roach 2363 02:14:52,660 --> 02:14:54,440 Jiminy 2364 02:14:54,440 --> 02:14:55,640 Joint G's 2365 02:14:55,640 --> 02:14:56,380 Thank you very much 2366 02:14:56,380 --> 02:14:57,120 For the tip there 2367 02:14:57,120 --> 02:15:12,080 House urinal 2368 02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:13,200 Can you say hi 2369 02:15:13,200 --> 02:15:13,820 To Natalia 2370 02:15:13,820 --> 02:15:14,300 And Dylan 2371 02:15:14,300 --> 02:15:14,720 Hi 2372 02:15:14,720 --> 02:15:15,940 To Natalia 2373 02:15:15,940 --> 02:15:16,540 And Dylan 2374 02:15:16,540 --> 02:15:19,580 All the best to you 2375 02:15:19,580 --> 02:15:20,700 What's up? 2376 02:15:20,700 --> 02:15:35,000 Whatever you do 2377 02:15:35,000 --> 02:15:36,860 Don't think about the DUP 2378 02:15:36,860 --> 02:15:38,760 What do you think about the DUP? 2379 02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:39,880 I asked that fella 2380 02:15:39,880 --> 02:15:42,120 We don't think about them 2381 02:15:42,120 --> 02:15:45,200 Then 2382 02:15:45,200 --> 02:15:47,560 We press the button here 2383 02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:49,260 There's nothing else to really do 2384 02:15:49,260 --> 02:15:50,520 On this fire alarm 2385 02:15:50,520 --> 02:15:51,640 And I suppose 2386 02:15:51,640 --> 02:15:52,980 The point of the whole 2387 02:15:52,980 --> 02:15:53,840 Fucking urinal thing 2388 02:15:53,840 --> 02:15:54,240 Was to 2389 02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:56,360 Push a cigarette 2390 02:15:56,360 --> 02:15:57,340 Off the side of it 2391 02:15:57,340 --> 02:15:58,000 But there was 2392 02:15:58,000 --> 02:15:59,580 No cigarette that were lit 2393 02:15:59,580 --> 02:16:02,180 Oh fuck 2394 02:16:02,180 --> 02:16:03,020 It's not game over 2395 02:16:03,020 --> 02:16:03,340 Is it? 2396 02:16:03,340 --> 02:16:23,380 It's not game over 2397 02:16:23,380 --> 02:16:23,720 Lads 2398 02:16:23,720 --> 02:16:27,280 This is 2399 02:16:27,280 --> 02:16:32,180 This is far from over 2400 02:16:32,180 --> 02:16:38,720 There's another paper towel 2401 02:16:38,720 --> 02:16:41,920 Ants 2402 02:16:41,920 --> 02:16:43,400 Now we're dealing with a new 2403 02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:45,680 Species 2404 02:16:45,680 --> 02:16:50,080 Strange medicinal elixirs 2405 02:16:50,080 --> 02:16:52,340 Pills and creams and charms 2406 02:16:52,340 --> 02:16:54,460 A cabinet of bewitchers 2407 02:16:54,460 --> 02:16:56,860 Protection from bodily harms 2408 02:16:56,860 --> 02:16:58,860 Enter the razor graveyard 2409 02:16:58,860 --> 02:17:00,620 Above the great rat king 2410 02:17:00,620 --> 02:17:03,040 Heed me the modest ant bard 2411 02:17:03,040 --> 02:17:05,280 And avoid his deadly sting 2412 02:17:05,280 --> 02:17:07,380 You need to start an avalanche 2413 02:17:07,380 --> 02:17:08,780 To cause a minor jolt 2414 02:17:08,780 --> 02:17:11,160 You will not get a second chance 2415 02:17:11,160 --> 02:17:13,160 So push the carriage bolt 2416 02:17:13,160 --> 02:17:20,640 A nightmare isn't it? 2417 02:17:20,640 --> 02:17:21,200 It's just 2418 02:17:21,200 --> 02:17:22,900 One thing after another 2419 02:17:22,900 --> 02:17:24,380 It's one riddle after another 2420 02:17:24,380 --> 02:17:26,520 Hard to really focus 2421 02:17:26,520 --> 02:17:27,280 And hone in on 2422 02:17:27,280 --> 02:17:28,320 Exactly what it is 2423 02:17:28,320 --> 02:17:29,440 We need to achieve 2424 02:17:29,440 --> 02:17:31,120 One moment it's a cigarette 2425 02:17:31,120 --> 02:17:32,160 On top of a urinal 2426 02:17:32,160 --> 02:17:33,580 The next minute it's 2427 02:17:33,580 --> 02:17:34,900 There's a rat barred 2428 02:17:34,900 --> 02:17:35,480 Barred 2429 02:17:35,480 --> 02:17:50,560 I'm just gonna go inside the rat hole there 2430 02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:51,480 Fuck 2431 02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:54,380 Can't do that 2432 02:17:54,380 --> 02:17:55,500 That's not allowed 2433 02:17:55,500 --> 02:17:57,300 So then we can move over here 2434 02:17:57,300 --> 02:17:58,420 To these razor blades 2435 02:17:58,420 --> 02:18:00,960 Robbie how are you? 2436 02:18:01,020 --> 02:18:01,540 Just tuned in 2437 02:18:01,540 --> 02:18:02,220 What have I missed? 2438 02:18:02,280 --> 02:18:04,000 And what the hell is going on? 2439 02:18:04,700 --> 02:18:07,000 We're tackling this roach based 2440 02:18:07,000 --> 02:18:08,180 Adventure game 2441 02:18:08,180 --> 02:18:10,880 That Stuart Shafee recommended on 2442 02:18:10,880 --> 02:18:11,920 His 1996 show 2443 02:18:12,580 --> 02:18:14,200 Net Cafe 2444 02:18:14,200 --> 02:18:16,340 A couple of fucking lads 2445 02:18:16,340 --> 02:18:17,140 On that show there 2446 02:18:17,140 --> 02:18:17,500 That were 2447 02:18:17,500 --> 02:18:18,800 Showing off their 2448 02:18:18,800 --> 02:18:19,760 Brand new game 2449 02:18:19,760 --> 02:18:21,680 And uh 2450 02:18:21,680 --> 02:18:23,020 Yeah you're 2451 02:18:23,020 --> 02:18:24,000 You're a roach 2452 02:18:24,000 --> 02:18:25,380 You are a roach 2453 02:18:25,380 --> 02:18:27,980 That's 2454 02:18:27,980 --> 02:18:29,340 That's the top and bottom of it 2455 02:18:29,340 --> 02:18:30,500 I can't really explain 2456 02:18:30,500 --> 02:18:31,580 Much more than that 2457 02:18:31,580 --> 02:18:34,800 Doesn't really go any further than that 2458 02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:36,100 At the moment 2459 02:18:36,100 --> 02:18:37,080 I'm trying to find a way 2460 02:18:37,080 --> 02:18:37,840 Of setting fire 2461 02:18:37,840 --> 02:18:38,520 To this 2462 02:18:38,520 --> 02:18:39,320 Paper 2463 02:18:39,320 --> 02:18:41,460 By knocking a fucking cigarette 2464 02:18:41,460 --> 02:18:42,340 Off the urinal 2465 02:18:42,340 --> 02:18:43,680 And uh 2466 02:18:43,680 --> 02:18:47,240 And now he's falling off 2467 02:18:47,240 --> 02:18:47,480 I'm gonna 2468 02:18:47,480 --> 02:18:48,760 I'm losing a life 2469 02:18:48,760 --> 02:18:49,520 Every time I fucking 2470 02:18:49,520 --> 02:18:50,440 Fall off this thing 2471 02:18:50,440 --> 02:18:55,520 Back up here 2472 02:18:55,520 --> 02:18:56,740 I don't even need to be up here 2473 02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:35,340 So we're gonna get another fucking look at this silverfish FMV here 2474 02:19:35,340 --> 02:19:36,400 This is a real head wreck 2475 02:19:36,400 --> 02:19:38,560 I think it's drinking piss there 2476 02:19:38,560 --> 02:19:39,200 That thing 2477 02:19:39,200 --> 02:19:49,440 This room has deeper meaning beyond the sacred rat 2478 02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:53,040 Watch the special screening outside the mirror crack 2479 02:19:53,040 --> 02:19:57,620 Tobacco leaves are smoking atop a porcelain god 2480 02:19:57,620 --> 02:20:00,380 If the paper bridge is stoking 2481 02:20:00,380 --> 02:20:03,080 It will rouse the sleeping guard 2482 02:20:03,080 --> 02:20:04,320 There is nobody there 2483 02:20:04,320 --> 02:20:06,000 There is nobody there 2484 02:20:06,000 --> 02:20:08,080 You need to hit the alarm 2485 02:20:08,080 --> 02:20:08,420 Is it? 2486 02:20:08,480 --> 02:20:09,360 Because I hit the alarm 2487 02:20:09,360 --> 02:20:10,640 But then nothing happened 2488 02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,060 And then I'm on 2489 02:20:12,060 --> 02:20:12,860 On top of the toilet 2490 02:20:12,860 --> 02:20:13,700 There's nobody there 2491 02:20:13,700 --> 02:20:15,140 There is no sleeping guard 2492 02:20:15,140 --> 02:20:26,300 Maybe go this way up 2493 02:20:26,300 --> 02:20:43,700 Maybe go into the pisser 2494 02:20:43,700 --> 02:21:07,880 Oh, here we go now 2495 02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:08,800 Someone might come in 2496 02:21:08,800 --> 02:21:10,840 We're getting higher here 2497 02:21:10,840 --> 02:21:12,200 It seems to be progressing 2498 02:21:12,200 --> 02:21:15,860 A slight jolt to the pace 2499 02:21:15,860 --> 02:21:45,840 I'm sorry. 2500 02:21:45,840 --> 02:22:00,840 What the fuck is going on? Like, do I jump off this or? Mattress, Mick, thank you very much there. 2501 02:22:14,220 --> 02:22:22,480 And I'm stumped here. I really don't know where this... I keep on getting rejected here from the top of this thing, whatever the hell this is called. 2502 02:22:25,260 --> 02:22:33,140 Maybe I'll go over to the handle here. Can't really do anything there either. 2503 02:22:38,200 --> 02:22:42,180 Yeah, you're thinking he might push the handle. I'm thinking it's too weak for that. 2504 02:22:42,260 --> 02:22:46,460 But then we've just seen him operate cogs inside a fucking hand dryer. 2505 02:22:46,620 --> 02:22:49,220 So it's... really is confusing. 2506 02:22:49,480 --> 02:22:54,680 Like, one moment you've got super roach strength and then the next minute you can't do anything. 2507 02:22:56,400 --> 02:22:58,220 Maybe I'll go around the side here. 2508 02:22:59,000 --> 02:22:59,880 No? No. 2509 02:22:59,880 --> 02:23:00,380 No. 2510 02:23:09,160 --> 02:23:10,060 Cigarettes here, look. 2511 02:23:10,300 --> 02:23:12,020 Nothing I can do. 2512 02:23:12,020 --> 02:23:38,040 Unravel... ungo to the mirror to witness the man piss. 2513 02:23:38,740 --> 02:23:43,640 Says Holly, go to the... someone's saying unravel the bog roll, but where's the bog roll like? 2514 02:23:52,580 --> 02:23:57,300 Why... see, you go to this bit here and it plays that noise and it's like... 2515 02:23:57,300 --> 02:23:58,020 GIGGIGGWAR! 2516 02:23:58,020 --> 02:24:00,760 But I can't... I don't know what to do here. 2517 02:24:00,760 --> 02:24:27,980 Paper on the wall. Paper on the wall. Okay, right. So we're on the paper. Okay, right. So this here, is it? 2518 02:24:27,980 --> 02:24:47,740 What does this do? What does it... what am I meant to do here with this? It's not... you can't... you can't take it down or anything. You can't fucking... remove it. 2519 02:24:47,740 --> 02:25:12,940 Go left. Someone's saying go left, but I mean... look, I'm going left. You can't go left on the wall. Look. He goes as far as the... the... frame... of the notice board. 2520 02:25:12,940 --> 02:25:20,620 Maybe down... maybe down and right. Maybe over here. No? Back to this fucking thing again. 2521 02:25:27,660 --> 02:25:32,340 What about up here? Look. We... we... we did this already. 2522 02:25:40,340 --> 02:25:45,340 Do I just keep on... putting the alarm on? Then... then your man will come. 2523 02:25:45,340 --> 02:25:59,020 It's not happening for me. 2524 02:25:59,020 --> 02:25:59,020 It's not happening for me. 2525 02:25:59,020 --> 02:26:01,020 It's not happening for me. 2526 02:26:01,020 --> 02:26:10,700 So do we need a battery for the smoke alarm or is that the actual test sound that you get? Because... 2527 02:26:10,700 --> 02:26:18,700 The one I have, it makes a loud... ear... it's a high-pitched ear piercing sound. It's not like that. 2528 02:26:18,700 --> 02:26:40,380 *Bell sound* 2529 02:26:40,380 --> 02:26:43,020 Go to the sink, Declan McGuire. 2530 02:26:43,480 --> 02:26:44,820 Where's the sink, Declan? 2531 02:26:44,820 --> 02:26:45,720 Because I... 2532 02:26:45,720 --> 02:26:48,280 You must know where the... 2533 02:26:48,280 --> 02:26:50,800 I don't know where to go to find the fucking sink. 2534 02:27:00,520 --> 02:27:01,900 The wee yellow pin. 2535 02:27:03,400 --> 02:27:03,900 This thing. 2536 02:27:06,040 --> 02:27:06,600 Nothing. 2537 02:27:06,600 --> 02:27:13,420 Read the letter on the wall for clues, okay. 2538 02:27:13,420 --> 02:27:18,100 Edward 2 Edward Petito, License 7. 2539 02:27:19,520 --> 02:27:22,400 Violation of state code serving alcohol after hours. 2540 02:27:22,540 --> 02:27:27,360 Violation of state code 761 serving alcohol to minus your license to serve alcoholic beverages. 2541 02:27:28,480 --> 02:27:33,960 Has been suspended pending a hearing by the California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control. 2542 02:27:34,440 --> 02:27:37,580 The time and place of the hearing will be determined on a future date. 2543 02:27:37,920 --> 02:27:42,840 You'll be notified by certified mail regarding your appearance and responsibilities at the hearing. 2544 02:27:43,220 --> 02:27:46,300 You're entitled to consult with an attorney in regards to the matter. 2545 02:27:46,700 --> 02:27:47,940 Until judgment is rendered. 2546 02:27:48,480 --> 02:27:51,580 You'll cease to serve liquor, beer, wine at Eddie's on the waterfront. 2547 02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:58,440 We'll be sending another undercover agent to the premises periodically in order to verify your compliance with the order. 2548 02:27:59,280 --> 02:27:59,720 Violation. 2549 02:28:00,800 --> 02:28:04,700 This order is a felony under the state penal code 187. 2550 02:28:05,620 --> 02:28:08,380 And will result in your immediate arrest. 2551 02:28:08,440 --> 02:28:10,660 Should you have any questions regarding the matter, contact the office. 2552 02:28:10,740 --> 02:28:11,480 There's nothing there. 2553 02:28:12,420 --> 02:28:13,800 That's of no use to me. 2554 02:28:13,860 --> 02:28:15,280 That's a big waste of my time. 2555 02:28:15,280 --> 02:28:21,940 Now we're back on this fucking thing again. 2556 02:28:22,020 --> 02:28:23,120 I don't want to read all that. 2557 02:28:23,180 --> 02:28:24,040 I don't think it's going to. 2558 02:28:24,040 --> 02:28:25,800 I think it's going to be fruitless. 2559 02:28:26,340 --> 02:28:27,340 Reading all that text. 2560 02:28:43,420 --> 02:28:45,520 Did we do the thing with the mirror at all? 2561 02:28:45,700 --> 02:28:47,120 Go to where the rat ate you. 2562 02:28:47,860 --> 02:28:49,300 Use the roach side of your head. 2563 02:28:49,380 --> 02:28:50,720 Don't go thinking like a man. 2564 02:28:52,060 --> 02:28:53,180 Fire up cod. 2565 02:28:56,060 --> 02:28:57,000 You seem annoyed. 2566 02:28:57,100 --> 02:28:58,760 This is not what the cockroach would want. 2567 02:28:59,900 --> 02:29:01,900 Get inside the mind of the roach. 2568 02:29:02,020 --> 02:29:02,960 Again, I'm trying. 2569 02:29:03,120 --> 02:29:03,960 And I was there. 2570 02:29:04,060 --> 02:29:06,360 I thought I was there a long time ago. 2571 02:29:06,540 --> 02:29:07,380 Turns out I'm not. 2572 02:29:08,220 --> 02:29:10,080 Cut out for this fucking roach life. 2573 02:29:11,420 --> 02:29:13,180 I didn't choose the roach life. 2574 02:29:13,280 --> 02:29:14,600 The roach life chose me. 2575 02:29:17,180 --> 02:29:18,900 And then what's the point of this look? 2576 02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:21,560 You climb up here and for what? 2577 02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:22,100 Doesn't. 2578 02:29:28,100 --> 02:29:29,240 So there's the sink. 2579 02:29:30,180 --> 02:29:31,380 I can't get up there. 2580 02:29:35,920 --> 02:29:37,800 Back to the cigarette someone's saying there. 2581 02:29:37,900 --> 02:29:38,080 I mean. 2582 02:29:39,420 --> 02:29:41,900 The cigarette in the ash tree. 2583 02:29:42,560 --> 02:29:43,560 Nothing happening with it. 2584 02:29:51,560 --> 02:30:01,000 Use the hand dryer to jump over to the sink. 2585 02:30:19,100 --> 02:30:21,840 We've got the fucking sink over here. 2586 02:30:21,920 --> 02:30:22,980 We go to the sink. 2587 02:30:23,420 --> 02:30:24,260 Razor blades. 2588 02:30:24,400 --> 02:30:25,500 What's that about? 2589 02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:30,600 And now. 2590 02:30:31,280 --> 02:30:32,200 A mouse trap. 2591 02:30:34,100 --> 02:30:35,720 We were here already before. 2592 02:30:37,900 --> 02:30:40,320 Is there any way of luring the rat to this? 2593 02:30:42,860 --> 02:30:43,580 Oh. 2594 02:30:45,580 --> 02:30:45,980 That's. 2595 02:30:48,000 --> 02:30:49,080 That killed me anyway. 2596 02:30:49,180 --> 02:30:49,540 It's okay. 2597 02:30:49,620 --> 02:30:50,020 It's grand. 2598 02:30:53,220 --> 02:30:55,240 Now we get on that and see what we can do. 2599 02:30:55,340 --> 02:30:55,580 Do we. 2600 02:30:55,680 --> 02:30:55,900 Do we. 2601 02:30:56,080 --> 02:30:57,360 Use ourselves as bait? 2602 02:30:57,800 --> 02:30:59,680 Thanks very much Tupo for the tip there. 2603 02:31:02,080 --> 02:31:02,700 A nice. 2604 02:31:02,780 --> 02:31:04,780 A lovely two minute video about O'Hara's bread. 2605 02:31:04,880 --> 02:31:07,280 Maybe a nice palate cleanser after the roach business. 2606 02:31:07,900 --> 02:31:10,840 I see you're already thinking about what comes after the roach. 2607 02:31:11,120 --> 02:31:11,720 Tupo. 2608 02:31:12,780 --> 02:31:13,100 Where. 2609 02:31:13,460 --> 02:31:16,440 I'm fully engaged inside the roach. 2610 02:31:16,500 --> 02:31:18,040 The mind of the roach at the moment. 2611 02:31:18,680 --> 02:31:19,500 I can't really. 2612 02:31:19,720 --> 02:31:20,460 But thank you. 2613 02:31:20,500 --> 02:31:21,540 And I will check that out. 2614 02:31:21,640 --> 02:31:21,880 Maybe. 2615 02:31:22,020 --> 02:31:22,440 Possibly. 2616 02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:22,880 At the. 2617 02:31:24,960 --> 02:31:26,180 As a palate cleanser. 2618 02:31:26,180 --> 02:31:27,400 As you suggest there. 2619 02:31:30,900 --> 02:31:33,300 You have to climb up the brown toilet roll. 2620 02:31:33,380 --> 02:31:33,920 I was already. 2621 02:31:34,420 --> 02:31:35,040 I already. 2622 02:31:35,720 --> 02:31:36,180 Oh wait a sec. 2623 02:31:38,080 --> 02:31:39,800 Where is the toilet roll though you know? 2624 02:31:44,100 --> 02:31:45,180 Where's the toilet even? 2625 02:31:49,520 --> 02:31:50,920 Can you climb up the wall here? 2626 02:31:50,920 --> 02:32:11,500 What about this? 2627 02:32:19,500 --> 02:32:20,980 Not this fucking thing. 2628 02:32:20,980 --> 02:32:22,880 Strange medicinal elixirs. 2629 02:32:23,100 --> 02:32:25,080 Pills and creams and charms. 2630 02:32:25,640 --> 02:32:27,240 A cabinet of bewitchers. 2631 02:32:27,620 --> 02:32:29,600 Protection from bodily harms. 2632 02:32:30,220 --> 02:32:33,420 Enter the razor graveyard above the great rat king. 2633 02:32:33,920 --> 02:32:38,060 Heed me the modest ant bard and avoid his deadly sting. 2634 02:32:38,620 --> 02:32:41,540 You need to start an avalanche to cause a minor jolt. 2635 02:32:41,900 --> 02:32:43,940 You will not get a second chance. 2636 02:32:44,040 --> 02:32:45,880 So push the carriage bolt. 2637 02:32:48,080 --> 02:32:49,500 The razor. 2638 02:32:50,620 --> 02:32:52,880 Get onto those fucking razor blades is it? 2639 02:32:54,640 --> 02:32:55,780 Start an avalanche. 2640 02:32:56,460 --> 02:32:59,000 Hole under sink brings you into the medicine cabinet. 2641 02:32:59,920 --> 02:33:00,440 Where's the. 2642 02:33:02,440 --> 02:33:03,700 The sink isn't there. 2643 02:33:03,820 --> 02:33:04,060 When I. 2644 02:33:04,120 --> 02:33:05,740 When I came down looking for the sink. 2645 02:33:06,000 --> 02:33:07,200 It should have been on that. 2646 02:33:07,360 --> 02:33:09,220 That rat side of the wall. 2647 02:33:10,340 --> 02:33:11,040 Wasn't there. 2648 02:33:13,360 --> 02:33:14,800 This is the jacks now is it? 2649 02:33:14,860 --> 02:33:15,500 This is the toilet. 2650 02:33:25,900 --> 02:33:27,320 Oh here we go. 2651 02:33:30,320 --> 02:33:31,460 Things have just fucking. 2652 02:33:33,080 --> 02:33:34,760 Accelerated up a notch or two now. 2653 02:33:34,860 --> 02:33:37,720 This is where we start to really get to grips with this. 2654 02:33:42,440 --> 02:33:43,760 You don't want to end up down there. 2655 02:33:43,860 --> 02:33:44,000 Look. 2656 02:33:44,580 --> 02:33:44,860 Squeaky. 2657 02:33:44,860 --> 02:33:46,340 It's rocking the rim here. 2658 02:33:47,620 --> 02:33:48,200 Oh no. 2659 02:33:48,360 --> 02:33:48,720 Into the. 2660 02:33:49,480 --> 02:33:50,380 That's the end. 2661 02:33:50,940 --> 02:33:52,300 Only got one life left. 2662 02:33:52,440 --> 02:33:53,620 It's going to be a fucking tough one. 2663 02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:57,680 Maybe you just stay around the. 2664 02:33:57,780 --> 02:33:59,000 The other side of the rim. 2665 02:34:04,640 --> 02:34:06,100 Crazy roach mechanics. 2666 02:34:06,100 --> 02:34:24,200 Oh. 2667 02:34:26,060 --> 02:34:26,820 Oh no. 2668 02:34:27,980 --> 02:34:28,600 When I re. 2669 02:34:28,920 --> 02:34:30,340 I saved it there. 2670 02:34:30,460 --> 02:34:31,220 Because of that. 2671 02:34:31,640 --> 02:34:32,460 So I can reload. 2672 02:34:32,580 --> 02:34:33,000 But when I. 2673 02:34:33,120 --> 02:34:34,020 When I reload. 2674 02:34:34,900 --> 02:34:36,300 And when I resume game. 2675 02:34:36,420 --> 02:34:36,480 He. 2676 02:34:36,720 --> 02:34:38,380 The road should move towards. 2677 02:34:38,520 --> 02:34:39,760 The fucking center of the toilet. 2678 02:34:40,840 --> 02:34:42,180 I'm just going to reload it. 2679 02:34:43,300 --> 02:34:43,580 Because. 2680 02:34:43,580 --> 02:35:09,900 There we go. 2681 02:35:11,760 --> 02:35:12,780 Stay right on the edge. 2682 02:35:12,780 --> 02:35:13,040 Look. 2683 02:35:13,700 --> 02:35:14,520 There's no way. 2684 02:35:14,600 --> 02:35:16,040 I'll end up falling into the jacks. 2685 02:35:16,120 --> 02:35:17,340 If I stay right here. 2686 02:35:17,960 --> 02:35:18,560 Should be okay. 2687 02:35:21,700 --> 02:35:22,520 Should be okay. 2688 02:35:33,100 --> 02:35:34,440 Just taking it nice and easy. 2689 02:35:34,560 --> 02:35:34,700 You know. 2690 02:35:35,920 --> 02:35:36,960 No funny business. 2691 02:35:37,100 --> 02:35:37,880 No quick moves. 2692 02:35:37,880 --> 02:35:37,880 No quick moves. 2693 02:35:37,960 --> 02:35:39,000 No nothing too. 2694 02:35:41,000 --> 02:35:41,480 Erratic. 2695 02:35:46,060 --> 02:35:47,620 Someone says watch out for piss. 2696 02:35:47,840 --> 02:35:48,580 On the seat. 2697 02:35:48,660 --> 02:35:49,220 But I don't think. 2698 02:35:49,220 --> 02:35:50,340 There's any piss on the seat. 2699 02:35:50,440 --> 02:35:52,420 There seems to be a stream of piss on the floor. 2700 02:35:54,020 --> 02:35:55,720 The seat seems to be clean enough. 2701 02:35:55,720 --> 02:36:23,720 ... 2702 02:36:24,280 --> 02:36:26,060 Come on, you fucking roach, do it. 2703 02:36:26,620 --> 02:36:26,940 Come on. 2704 02:36:28,720 --> 02:36:29,620 Nice. Now what? 2705 02:36:30,560 --> 02:36:32,900 Was that a waste of time? Look, I could have just gone... 2706 02:36:32,900 --> 02:36:35,820 I could have gone left when I initially climbed up the toilet. 2707 02:36:36,500 --> 02:36:38,640 I don't know what that was about now. 2708 02:36:38,700 --> 02:36:39,820 It was a waste of time, it seems. 2709 02:36:43,320 --> 02:36:45,020 Yep, complete fucking waste of time. 2710 02:36:50,240 --> 02:36:51,160 Do I... 2711 02:36:51,160 --> 02:36:52,840 Do I go up to the 2712 02:36:52,840 --> 02:36:55,160 the plunger? Do I go up to the fucking plunger, is it? 2713 02:36:56,400 --> 02:36:57,520 Do I get on that? 2714 02:37:02,980 --> 02:37:03,720 Hang on now. 2715 02:37:03,980 --> 02:37:07,220 Was there even any indication that we had to climb into the toilet? 2716 02:37:07,340 --> 02:37:09,400 I can't remember there being any riddles 2717 02:37:09,400 --> 02:37:11,460 that said you need to climb the toilet. 2718 02:37:11,460 --> 02:37:27,560 Nothing about a toilet at all. 2719 02:37:27,560 --> 02:37:32,400 Maybe do I go down the side of the fucking toilet here? 2720 02:37:32,400 --> 02:37:41,080 You need to go... 2721 02:37:41,080 --> 02:37:43,860 You need to get up to the medicine cabinet, Nile. 2722 02:37:45,000 --> 02:37:45,940 Where's that like? 2723 02:37:46,020 --> 02:37:49,580 There's no medicine cabinet in the toilet stall here. 2724 02:37:49,580 --> 02:37:52,420 There must be a reason here for this. 2725 02:37:52,420 --> 02:37:55,940 They wouldn't have made all these images if there wasn't a reason for me to be there. 2726 02:37:56,680 --> 02:37:57,340 Do you get me? 2727 02:37:57,980 --> 02:37:59,960 It's not like it's a... 2728 02:37:59,960 --> 02:38:01,260 They wouldn't have made a fake... 2729 02:38:01,260 --> 02:38:03,560 An area that has no meaning, would they? 2730 02:38:06,140 --> 02:38:19,460 Ignore toilet, okay? 2731 02:38:19,580 --> 02:38:19,980 Let's... 2732 02:38:19,980 --> 02:38:20,980 Let's see here. 2733 02:38:21,660 --> 02:38:22,580 Let's go down here and look. 2734 02:38:22,580 --> 02:38:25,200 Maybe the fucking plunger has something going on. 2735 02:38:25,520 --> 02:38:25,840 That's... 2736 02:38:25,840 --> 02:38:27,520 What a waste of time that was. 2737 02:38:27,540 --> 02:38:28,600 That was 15 minutes. 2738 02:38:28,600 --> 02:38:49,560 Now people in the chat, they're saying to go back to the rat. 2739 02:38:49,560 --> 02:38:50,960 But I mean, what? 2740 02:38:51,100 --> 02:38:53,100 To be eaten again by the rat, is it? 2741 02:38:53,680 --> 02:38:56,300 I've no way of defending myself against that creature. 2742 02:38:56,300 --> 02:39:09,380 Climb the wall next to it. 2743 02:39:09,560 --> 02:39:09,740 Okay. 2744 02:39:10,080 --> 02:39:10,320 Okay. 2745 02:39:13,060 --> 02:39:14,060 Oh, class. 2746 02:39:15,100 --> 02:39:16,860 Look at the rat's eyes there. 2747 02:39:17,240 --> 02:39:17,820 It's gone back. 2748 02:39:21,180 --> 02:39:21,660 Let's... 2749 02:39:21,660 --> 02:39:22,280 Let's do this. 2750 02:39:22,380 --> 02:39:23,540 We're getting up to the sink. 2751 02:39:23,960 --> 02:39:24,480 This is it. 2752 02:39:25,640 --> 02:39:28,020 Things have just begun to... 2753 02:39:28,020 --> 02:39:31,340 Move up a few notches on the barometer there. 2754 02:39:37,500 --> 02:39:39,040 Now, don't fall into the sink. 2755 02:39:39,160 --> 02:39:41,140 We know what happened with the toilet there. 2756 02:39:41,200 --> 02:39:43,140 We don't want to fucking... 2757 02:39:43,140 --> 02:39:44,440 End up in the sink again. 2758 02:39:49,520 --> 02:39:50,180 The mirror. 2759 02:39:50,300 --> 02:39:51,020 Break the mirrors. 2760 02:39:51,140 --> 02:39:51,820 We go back to the mirror. 2761 02:39:51,900 --> 02:39:52,780 I'm going the wrong way here. 2762 02:39:53,400 --> 02:39:54,480 That toilet crack, huh? 2763 02:39:54,980 --> 02:39:56,760 What a waste of fucking time that was. 2764 02:39:56,760 --> 02:39:58,820 They put that in there just to spite us, did they? 2765 02:40:00,080 --> 02:40:01,140 Giving us the runaround. 2766 02:40:04,200 --> 02:40:06,200 He's got great grippage for... 2767 02:40:06,200 --> 02:40:09,180 To be on the armoured shanks without slipping and sliding. 2768 02:40:09,400 --> 02:40:11,100 He's got good grippage on his feet. 2769 02:40:12,220 --> 02:40:16,460 I'd love to see a microscopic breakdown of what a cockroach's foot looks like. 2770 02:40:17,020 --> 02:40:18,840 Does it have like miniature suckers on it? 2771 02:40:18,900 --> 02:40:20,180 Does it have like a cockroach's foot? 2772 02:40:20,180 --> 02:40:20,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2773 02:40:20,600 --> 02:40:21,260 Does it have a lot of the body? 2774 02:40:21,260 --> 02:40:21,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2775 02:40:21,600 --> 02:40:22,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2776 02:40:22,600 --> 02:40:22,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2777 02:40:22,600 --> 02:40:23,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2778 02:40:23,600 --> 02:40:24,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2779 02:40:24,600 --> 02:40:24,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2780 02:40:24,600 --> 02:40:25,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2781 02:40:25,600 --> 02:40:26,600 Does it have a lot of the body? 2782 02:40:26,600 --> 02:40:36,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2783 02:40:36,300 --> 02:40:38,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2784 02:40:38,300 --> 02:40:39,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2785 02:40:39,300 --> 02:40:40,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2786 02:40:40,300 --> 02:40:41,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2787 02:40:41,300 --> 02:40:42,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2788 02:40:42,300 --> 02:40:43,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2789 02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:44,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2790 02:40:44,300 --> 02:40:45,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2791 02:40:45,300 --> 02:40:46,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2792 02:40:46,300 --> 02:40:47,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2793 02:40:47,300 --> 02:40:48,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2794 02:40:48,300 --> 02:40:49,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2795 02:40:49,300 --> 02:40:50,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2796 02:40:50,300 --> 02:40:51,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2797 02:40:51,300 --> 02:40:52,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2798 02:40:52,300 --> 02:40:53,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2799 02:40:53,300 --> 02:40:54,300 Does it have a lot of the body? 2800 02:40:54,300 --> 02:40:57,000 Yes, propanolol. 2801 02:40:57,000 --> 02:41:00,000 That will really calm you down. 2802 02:41:00,000 --> 02:41:01,000 That will... 2803 02:41:01,000 --> 02:41:06,000 Do we have to do something with these pills here, do we? 2804 02:41:06,000 --> 02:41:09,000 There is a lot of pillin going on. 2805 02:41:09,000 --> 02:41:21,000 Wink easy. 2806 02:41:21,000 --> 02:41:24,700 Knock over the razors. 2807 02:41:24,700 --> 02:41:26,700 Barry, thanks for the tip there. 2808 02:41:26,700 --> 02:41:31,700 I'll put that to good use with this roach now when I knock over some razors. 2809 02:41:37,700 --> 02:41:39,700 Where are the razors though, you know? 2810 02:41:41,700 --> 02:41:43,700 There's one there. 2811 02:41:44,700 --> 02:41:48,400 But how do we get onto the fucking platform? 2812 02:41:48,400 --> 02:42:01,400 The back of the mirror look. 2813 02:42:01,400 --> 02:42:02,400 Is this... 2814 02:42:02,400 --> 02:42:04,400 The back of the cabinet there's some razors here. 2815 02:42:04,400 --> 02:42:05,400 Is this what we want? 2816 02:42:05,400 --> 02:42:06,400 It is. 2817 02:42:06,400 --> 02:42:07,400 Yeah. 2818 02:42:07,400 --> 02:42:08,400 Yes. 2819 02:42:08,400 --> 02:42:10,400 Look at that. 2820 02:42:10,400 --> 02:42:12,100 Quality stuff. 2821 02:42:12,100 --> 02:42:13,100 Peace. 2822 02:42:13,100 --> 02:42:14,100 Up to 11. 2823 02:42:14,100 --> 02:42:16,100 It sounds like that Moby track then. 2824 02:42:16,100 --> 02:42:26,900 up to 11. it sounds like that moby track then 2825 02:42:39,460 --> 02:42:44,900 yeah the twin peaks job i wonder uh am i done here now what do i 2826 02:42:44,900 --> 02:42:52,100 once i've done that do i go back into that razor thing do i go back down here or do i go back to the 2827 02:42:52,100 --> 02:43:08,340 bathroom back to the bathroom i'd say now into the into the rat hole you'd wonder what the razor blades 2828 02:43:08,340 --> 02:43:17,540 are gonna do to the rat if anything you know oh here we go full motion video 2829 02:43:17,540 --> 02:43:30,740 jesus goodness 2830 02:43:30,740 --> 02:43:46,820 now what more more hijinks in the bathroom is it i thought we were gonna has he left a cigarette on 2831 02:43:46,820 --> 02:43:56,020 top of the toilet good stuff let's get down there and get down to business get off this sink how do we get 2832 02:43:56,020 --> 02:44:11,620 off now i have to go around the rim of the toilet just up the sink 2833 02:44:17,140 --> 02:44:25,540 go through that hole there okay in down here down to the rat let's see what what happens now so the rat 2834 02:44:25,540 --> 02:44:33,380 is no longer in his hole we can reverse the cockroach and then go into the hole there 2835 02:44:33,380 --> 02:44:42,980 that'll be sweet great stuff what a sad end for that rat there we really did a number on him 2836 02:44:48,660 --> 02:44:56,340 we know that this um these creatures they have a tendency to still have a little bit of 2837 02:44:56,340 --> 02:45:02,180 fucking poking poking them even after they've been slashed or fucking trapped 2838 02:45:09,220 --> 02:45:10,980 let's just go over his head there and see 2839 02:45:15,460 --> 02:45:18,980 wow they really managed to fucking make you feel like you're a roach 2840 02:45:20,020 --> 02:45:33,300 i feel disgusting now like just crawling over this rat 2841 02:45:46,340 --> 02:45:52,500 sound of that blood globulus it's gloppy it's thick 2842 02:45:55,620 --> 02:46:00,580 and now we've got a ring like a diamond wedding ring or something or and what's this a marble or 2843 02:46:02,500 --> 02:46:05,220 it's of no use to us is it it's just a case of get out 2844 02:46:06,580 --> 02:46:15,460 out the sesame which what the hell's going on there look did you see that there there was a hole in the wall 2845 02:46:15,460 --> 02:46:30,780 all right now no no the rat king lies dead and with it may your fear die as well 2846 02:46:30,780 --> 02:46:35,740 fear is the great inhibitor you must conquer before you can cross the 2847 02:46:35,740 --> 02:46:42,940 threshold of awareness the means to solve any dilemma lie at your disposal 2848 02:46:42,940 --> 02:46:51,760 remember where there is fire there must be smoke answers smolder in the recesses of 2849 02:46:51,760 --> 02:47:03,400 thought and on the precipices of great fountains all right so we we're into a 2850 02:47:03,400 --> 02:47:12,920 new zone now are we there's some new music anyway and here we are we're we're 2851 02:47:12,920 --> 02:47:21,740 going maybe the is there multiple multiple ways of finishing each zone 2852 02:47:21,740 --> 02:47:30,560 because we never got to the top of the the urinal for the cigarette just seems like the different ways so it's 2853 02:47:30,560 --> 02:47:39,380 it's got a lot of replayability value to it you know if you want to get different endings or different uh you know roots and things 2854 02:47:39,380 --> 02:47:42,380 Save game. 2855 02:47:42,380 --> 02:47:56,380 Resume. 2856 02:47:56,380 --> 02:48:11,380 Where's the fucking roach? 2857 02:48:11,380 --> 02:48:26,380 I'm in the top right hand corner there. What am I doing? It's not even moving. It's just moving around. It's stuck. 2858 02:48:26,380 --> 02:48:40,380 Fucking stuck, Locke. I'm stuck. The roach is stuck at the top right hand corner of the screen. 2859 02:48:40,380 --> 02:48:50,200 Is that because I saved the game? 2860 02:48:50,320 --> 02:48:51,940 Is it bugged, is it? 2861 02:48:56,340 --> 02:48:57,920 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2862 02:48:59,940 --> 02:49:01,680 I have to reload the fucking thing. 2863 02:49:02,680 --> 02:49:03,700 See if we can get that going. 2864 02:49:03,700 --> 02:49:11,680 What's wrong with you? 2865 02:49:15,680 --> 02:49:17,820 Roach game. Load game. 2866 02:49:18,780 --> 02:49:19,900 Okay, great stuff. 2867 02:49:20,660 --> 02:49:21,880 We fucked it up then. 2868 02:49:22,260 --> 02:49:24,080 So you can fuck yourself up. 2869 02:49:24,140 --> 02:49:25,300 You can softlock yourself. 2870 02:49:32,840 --> 02:49:36,420 So we're on some kind of pipe-based puzzle here. 2871 02:49:36,540 --> 02:49:38,500 It's a pipe-based puzzle challenge. 2872 02:49:39,340 --> 02:49:40,080 A maze. 2873 02:49:44,500 --> 02:49:47,200 A roach lost in time. 2874 02:49:50,820 --> 02:49:57,920 I'm just a bit disappointed with the lack of background details regarding the fellow that turned into the roach. 2875 02:49:57,920 --> 02:50:03,980 You know, it was a big leap for us to take, like, you know, from the initial stages of just seeing the man. 2876 02:50:04,360 --> 02:50:05,660 And then he turned into the roach. 2877 02:50:05,720 --> 02:50:06,720 No explanation. 2878 02:50:07,960 --> 02:50:14,760 Just some sort of mysterious fucking spiritual pendant that had the power to transform him into a roach. 2879 02:50:14,760 --> 02:50:30,360 Great stuff, look. 2880 02:50:30,580 --> 02:50:32,600 And this thing now. 2881 02:50:33,420 --> 02:50:33,680 Maybe. 2882 02:50:33,880 --> 02:50:34,060 No? 2883 02:50:37,360 --> 02:50:38,340 What about this? 2884 02:50:40,340 --> 02:50:40,700 No? 2885 02:50:40,700 --> 02:51:01,980 Right, so we've... 2886 02:51:01,980 --> 02:51:02,200 We've... 2887 02:51:02,200 --> 02:51:03,420 Yeah. 2888 02:51:03,780 --> 02:51:04,160 No. 2889 02:51:04,160 --> 02:51:06,240 Can we go down here maybe? 2890 02:51:06,480 --> 02:51:06,660 No? 2891 02:51:20,720 --> 02:51:25,320 They should remaster and remake this and bring it out with fucking class new graphics. 2892 02:51:27,320 --> 02:51:30,380 Charge 79.99 for it on release. 2893 02:51:36,620 --> 02:51:39,880 Multiplayer and fucking pay-to-win skins and all that kind of stuff. 2894 02:51:39,920 --> 02:51:42,560 New skins, costumes for your roach. 2895 02:51:42,920 --> 02:51:44,380 Released with every new season. 2896 02:51:44,500 --> 02:51:46,660 You buy the roach battle pass. 2897 02:51:47,580 --> 02:51:50,160 Which gives you access to loads of new fucking roaches. 2898 02:51:54,320 --> 02:51:55,500 Roach Royale. 2899 02:51:55,960 --> 02:51:56,400 I don't know what... 2900 02:51:56,400 --> 02:51:57,500 What's going on here? 2901 02:52:05,620 --> 02:52:06,520 Hey, what... 2902 02:52:06,520 --> 02:52:08,640 Whatever about fucking Papa Roach? 2903 02:52:08,740 --> 02:52:09,880 What about another... 2904 02:52:11,340 --> 02:52:12,220 Insect... 2905 02:52:12,220 --> 02:52:13,880 Based... 2906 02:52:14,880 --> 02:52:15,880 Band... 2907 02:52:15,880 --> 02:52:17,360 That had a massive hit. 2908 02:52:17,620 --> 02:52:19,060 And they were featured on Kerrang! 2909 02:52:19,140 --> 02:52:20,740 Does anyone know who I'm talking about? 2910 02:52:21,640 --> 02:52:23,900 Around the same time as Papa Roach. 2911 02:52:23,900 --> 02:52:25,100 They had another... 2912 02:52:25,100 --> 02:52:25,360 They... 2913 02:52:25,360 --> 02:52:26,500 There was another... 2914 02:52:26,500 --> 02:52:27,940 Band that... 2915 02:52:27,940 --> 02:52:29,000 Were insect... 2916 02:52:29,000 --> 02:52:30,520 Alien and farm. 2917 02:52:30,660 --> 02:52:31,960 Fion Lynch knows... 2918 02:52:31,960 --> 02:52:33,340 Knows what I'm talking about. 2919 02:52:35,080 --> 02:52:35,640 Indeed. 2920 02:52:35,860 --> 02:52:36,160 Indeed. 2921 02:52:36,420 --> 02:52:36,660 Indeed. 2922 02:52:36,840 --> 02:52:37,140 Yes. 2923 02:52:37,660 --> 02:52:38,800 Everybody getting it now. 2924 02:52:38,880 --> 02:52:40,360 But it was Fion that... 2925 02:52:40,360 --> 02:52:43,040 That came in clutch with the alien and farm. 2926 02:52:43,760 --> 02:52:45,200 Before anybody else. 2927 02:52:46,880 --> 02:52:47,680 Well done. 2928 02:52:49,520 --> 02:52:50,640 Ice Age. 2929 02:52:52,080 --> 02:52:52,600 Now. 2930 02:52:52,840 --> 02:52:53,220 Food. 2931 02:52:53,580 --> 02:52:54,440 Tomato sauce. 2932 02:53:12,820 --> 02:53:14,760 It's getting really tense now actually. 2933 02:53:14,880 --> 02:53:17,440 We're inside some sort of beer fridge scenario. 2934 02:53:17,580 --> 02:53:19,820 I don't know if this is your man's kitchen or... 2935 02:53:22,460 --> 02:53:27,540 The Beatles. 2936 02:53:27,900 --> 02:53:30,660 Can't believe we actually didn't think of that one. 2937 02:53:32,040 --> 02:53:32,680 Good shout. 2938 02:53:32,760 --> 02:53:34,340 I don't think there are any other really. 2939 02:53:34,420 --> 02:53:35,280 The Bees maybe? 2940 02:53:35,400 --> 02:53:35,960 Were they a band? 2941 02:53:38,600 --> 02:53:40,180 The Bees were a band actually. 2942 02:53:40,260 --> 02:53:40,380 Yeah. 2943 02:53:42,440 --> 02:53:44,860 I think they were like some sort of fucking... 2944 02:53:44,860 --> 02:53:47,960 Neo-folk outfit from the... 2945 02:53:47,960 --> 02:53:48,600 Early... 2946 02:53:49,160 --> 02:53:49,600 2000s. 2947 02:53:52,240 --> 02:53:53,600 And they would have played... 2948 02:53:53,600 --> 02:53:56,780 Probably like middle class festivals in England. 2949 02:53:56,960 --> 02:53:58,000 Like the Big Chill. 2950 02:53:58,400 --> 02:53:58,600 Or... 2951 02:53:59,140 --> 02:54:00,960 Others that I never went to. 2952 02:54:06,960 --> 02:54:07,640 Adam Ant. 2953 02:54:12,840 --> 02:54:17,400 Having a fair old bit of trouble getting across this fucking stream of tomato sauce here. 2954 02:54:17,500 --> 02:54:20,000 I think we need to find another way around it. 2955 02:54:23,920 --> 02:54:25,180 Now we can't go on the glass. 2956 02:54:25,280 --> 02:54:25,880 That's a... 2957 02:54:25,880 --> 02:54:27,920 It's a real squeak-houser situation. 2958 02:54:27,920 --> 02:54:38,160 Shit. 2959 02:54:38,160 --> 02:54:38,200 Shit. 2960 02:54:56,600 --> 02:54:57,240 Making... 2961 02:54:57,240 --> 02:54:58,160 We're making ground. 2962 02:54:59,920 --> 02:55:01,540 Don't go to bed just yet. 2963 02:55:03,580 --> 02:55:06,200 Something crazy is about to happen I'd say. 2964 02:55:14,480 --> 02:55:16,160 Really making great ground here. 2965 02:55:17,360 --> 02:55:18,560 Very fast as well. 2966 02:55:18,560 --> 02:55:41,260 The music is very captivating as well. 2967 02:55:41,360 --> 02:55:42,380 I don't know if you can hear that. 2968 02:55:42,640 --> 02:55:43,880 I'll just crank that up a second. 2969 02:55:43,880 --> 02:55:43,940 I'll just crank that up a second. 2970 02:55:43,940 --> 02:55:51,320 Crowded Laos. 2971 02:56:06,320 --> 02:56:07,620 Cover of the... 2972 02:56:07,620 --> 02:56:10,700 The Offspring album had a roach on it. 2973 02:56:14,400 --> 02:56:15,860 Now we're hearing a cat. 2974 02:56:18,440 --> 02:56:20,120 At least I think it's a cat. 2975 02:56:22,280 --> 02:56:23,680 Nat King Cole. 2976 02:56:25,880 --> 02:56:26,420 I'm... 2977 02:56:26,420 --> 02:56:26,440 I'm... 2978 02:56:26,440 --> 02:56:28,680 I think I'm enjoying the... 2979 02:56:28,680 --> 02:56:29,680 Um... 2980 02:56:29,680 --> 02:56:33,680 The insect-based music... 2981 02:56:34,800 --> 02:56:35,100 Art... 2982 02:56:35,100 --> 02:56:38,680 Musical artist puns better than the actual musical... 2983 02:56:38,680 --> 02:56:41,700 Names of the artists that are insect-based. 2984 02:56:41,840 --> 02:56:42,820 I think the puns are better. 2985 02:56:42,920 --> 02:56:43,840 But I mean, that's... 2986 02:56:43,840 --> 02:56:44,800 That's just me. 2987 02:56:50,800 --> 02:56:53,260 A John Carpenter fucking video game. 2988 02:56:55,980 --> 02:56:57,660 A roach lost in time. 2989 02:57:00,340 --> 02:57:01,120 Hang on now. 2990 02:57:01,300 --> 02:57:03,340 You can't go around the sides of the... 2991 02:57:03,340 --> 02:57:04,200 You can't go up here. 2992 02:57:08,780 --> 02:57:10,340 Maybe you can use this... 2993 02:57:10,340 --> 02:57:11,620 Bug here to cross over. 2994 02:57:13,100 --> 02:57:13,500 No? 2995 02:57:13,500 --> 02:57:13,560 No? 2996 02:57:13,560 --> 02:57:14,060 No? 2997 02:57:38,060 --> 02:57:39,120 I'm not feeling this. 2998 02:57:39,220 --> 02:57:40,880 I don't know what's going on here with this one. 2999 02:57:41,240 --> 02:57:42,580 This particular zone. 3000 02:57:42,720 --> 02:57:43,280 It's... 3001 02:57:43,280 --> 02:57:45,020 I've not got a lot to go on. 3002 02:57:45,080 --> 02:57:45,840 Maybe onto this level. 3003 02:57:58,980 --> 02:58:01,780 I think going down the drain, it's just... 3004 02:58:01,780 --> 02:58:03,780 Gonna bring us back to that... 3005 02:58:04,380 --> 02:58:05,400 Or I could be wrong. 3006 02:58:05,680 --> 02:58:06,000 Like... 3007 02:58:06,000 --> 02:58:08,460 Did we not go down the drain in this room already? 3008 02:58:08,560 --> 02:58:09,780 Or was that in the other room? 3009 02:58:09,880 --> 02:58:11,120 That might have been in the bathroom. 3010 02:58:11,120 --> 02:58:11,520 Actually. 3011 02:58:12,700 --> 02:58:13,800 What about this thing? 3012 02:58:13,840 --> 02:58:14,280 Over here. 3013 02:58:14,440 --> 02:58:15,000 What is it? 3014 02:58:17,460 --> 02:58:18,340 What the fuck is that? 3015 02:58:19,740 --> 02:58:20,460 Is that... 3016 02:58:20,460 --> 02:58:21,280 Can we even do anything? 3017 02:58:21,340 --> 02:58:22,080 Doesn't do anything. 3018 02:58:22,580 --> 02:58:23,220 What about up here? 3019 02:58:23,280 --> 02:58:24,400 Can we crawl up here even? 3020 02:58:25,260 --> 02:58:26,240 Cat has me now. 3021 02:58:33,600 --> 02:58:34,140 Unbelievable. 3022 02:58:38,140 --> 02:58:39,480 The last time I saved. 3023 02:58:39,480 --> 02:58:42,000 The last time I saved. 3024 02:58:42,000 --> 02:58:43,040 I don't know where. 3025 02:58:43,040 --> 02:58:43,680 Or when. 3026 02:58:46,480 --> 02:58:48,760 But I'm pretty sure now that the... 3027 02:58:48,760 --> 02:58:51,340 We should have three tunnels open if we look. 3028 02:58:52,600 --> 02:58:53,320 There's one. 3029 02:58:55,400 --> 02:58:55,900 Two. 3030 02:58:55,900 --> 02:58:55,900 Two. 3031 02:58:55,900 --> 02:58:56,020 Three. 3032 02:58:56,020 --> 02:58:57,200 Three. 3033 02:58:57,200 --> 02:58:57,800 Great stuff. 3034 02:58:57,860 --> 02:58:58,240 So mean. 3035 02:58:59,060 --> 02:59:00,040 That third tunnel. 3036 02:59:00,180 --> 02:59:02,680 We've only got two more tunnels left to open. 3037 02:59:02,920 --> 02:59:05,020 Then with the game clocked. 3038 02:59:06,600 --> 02:59:07,380 Beg your pardon. 3039 02:59:07,460 --> 02:59:08,660 With three tunnels left to open. 3040 02:59:17,120 --> 02:59:17,480 Clear. 3041 02:59:17,620 --> 02:59:19,100 Does this bring us to the zone? 3042 02:59:20,720 --> 02:59:21,560 That we were just in. 3043 02:59:21,620 --> 02:59:22,060 It does. 3044 02:59:22,140 --> 02:59:22,680 Great stuff. 3045 02:59:23,260 --> 02:59:23,640 So. 3046 02:59:23,860 --> 02:59:26,080 We know that the cat is after us. 3047 02:59:26,240 --> 02:59:30,900 We need to make sure not to fucking alert him or ruffle that cat's feathers. 3048 02:59:32,380 --> 02:59:40,040 But we don't know exactly what it is we have to do in this particular zone. 3049 02:59:40,040 --> 03:00:03,180 And back to... 3050 03:00:03,180 --> 03:00:06,300 If we can find a way back up to the fridge with the can of tomato sauce. 3051 03:00:06,300 --> 03:00:07,300 Because I think that's... 3052 03:00:07,300 --> 03:00:09,780 That's what we're trying to get... 3053 03:00:09,780 --> 03:00:10,600 Get onto now. 3054 03:00:12,020 --> 03:00:14,040 I don't know what this area is here. 3055 03:00:14,260 --> 03:00:14,420 Alright. 3056 03:00:26,040 --> 03:00:26,600 Some... 3057 03:00:26,600 --> 03:00:29,080 Some trek for a little cockroach to make. 3058 03:00:29,140 --> 03:00:30,040 He must be wrecked. 3059 03:00:33,780 --> 03:00:34,180 Fridge. 3060 03:00:34,300 --> 03:00:35,140 Inside the fridge. 3061 03:00:35,300 --> 03:00:36,740 Inside the motor of the fridge maybe. 3062 03:00:38,660 --> 03:00:39,020 No. 3063 03:00:40,420 --> 03:00:41,620 Not letting us... 3064 03:00:41,620 --> 03:00:42,400 Not giving us... 3065 03:00:42,400 --> 03:00:45,260 Not giving us that option to go inside the motor of the fridge. 3066 03:00:51,260 --> 03:00:52,620 Follow this trail down here. 3067 03:01:00,140 --> 03:01:04,920 Do insects sleep? asks Shane O'Connor. Good question, I'm not sure. 3068 03:01:11,460 --> 03:01:17,500 I mean, like, do they need to recharge? They must do. Like, do all creatures sleep? 3069 03:01:19,320 --> 03:01:24,260 And while we're on the sleep note, isn't it amazing the way you just go to sleep? 3070 03:01:24,800 --> 03:01:28,140 And then you wake up and you feel refreshed. 3071 03:01:29,720 --> 03:01:34,780 Like, you're recharging the batteries. It's like putting yourself on charger. 3072 03:01:37,440 --> 03:01:40,780 But it's mad the way that happens, though. That you fall asleep. 3073 03:01:42,120 --> 03:01:43,480 And then that's good for you. 3074 03:01:45,820 --> 03:01:50,820 You know, sometimes it's the simple things that are staring at your face that are the most amazing. 3075 03:01:51,460 --> 03:01:54,860 And we made a clue here. Come on. Come on. 3076 03:01:56,860 --> 03:01:57,640 Go on. 3077 03:01:59,300 --> 03:02:02,020 What? 3078 03:02:04,400 --> 03:02:05,980 It's not, it's not happening. 3079 03:02:07,560 --> 03:02:08,840 It's fucking not happening. 3080 03:02:28,880 --> 03:02:32,960 Here we go, it's developing, Lucky. We found something. 3081 03:02:32,960 --> 03:02:34,960 *crickets* 3082 03:02:34,960 --> 03:02:36,960 *crickets* 3083 03:02:36,960 --> 03:03:04,800 *Electronic music* 3084 03:03:04,800 --> 03:03:22,800 Let's just have a little look at the food there and see what the situation is with that food. That might yield some sort of clue. All along that side there is where we were before. On the floor that is. You can't really go... 3085 03:03:22,800 --> 03:03:31,220 I mean we haven't had any premonitions the way the cockroach had premonitions in the last zone 3086 03:03:31,220 --> 03:03:37,360 which tell you exactly what to do or if we have had them I can't remember 3087 03:03:37,360 --> 03:03:45,380 what's the longest you've ever gone without sleep you or Tom have gone without sleep 3088 03:03:45,380 --> 03:03:50,700 probably like a day or two maybe or a day and a half 3089 03:03:50,700 --> 03:04:08,720 yeah I'd say a day and a half never two days in a row that would be nearly impossible for me anyway 3090 03:04:14,400 --> 03:04:19,140 thank you very much there it's sauce for the tip just trying to think where the fuck I'm meant to 3091 03:04:19,140 --> 03:04:27,420 go here I don't like butter and I'm not a fly whoever named me made a bad try when I'm not flying up too 3092 03:04:27,420 --> 03:04:34,980 high you might chase me when I flutter by what am I but I don't like butter and I'm not a fly 3093 03:04:34,980 --> 03:04:42,760 whoever named me made a bad try when I'm not flying up too high you might chase me when I flutter by 3094 03:04:42,760 --> 03:04:51,040 what am I a moth 3095 03:04:51,040 --> 03:04:51,040 a moth 3096 03:04:51,040 --> 03:04:53,040 a moth 3097 03:04:53,040 --> 03:05:09,040 a moth have you seen this child on the carton of milk there I don't think that's anything to do with the story 3098 03:05:09,040 --> 03:05:37,040 story. Let's go down this way. Oh sweet! Look at this! We've got a battle on our hands here. We've got a fucking... 3099 03:05:38,600 --> 03:06:08,160 enemy roach is this? No? Oh don't get... 3100 03:06:08,160 --> 03:06:13,000 Don't touch the honey or whatever the fucking sauce is there on the side. 3101 03:06:14,220 --> 03:06:15,700 It's very tense at the moment. 3102 03:06:17,120 --> 03:06:18,840 Could end up on our arses here. 3103 03:06:21,940 --> 03:06:22,640 Oh, fuck. 3104 03:06:23,220 --> 03:06:24,500 That's not a good way to be. 3105 03:06:25,100 --> 03:06:25,800 Go back down. 3106 03:06:26,460 --> 03:06:28,160 Jeez, he's good in reverse, isn't he? 3107 03:06:28,580 --> 03:06:29,440 Fast in reverse. 3108 03:06:32,880 --> 03:06:33,820 What's this then? 3109 03:06:33,880 --> 03:06:35,740 He can't go onto the ground here, no? 3110 03:06:37,020 --> 03:06:37,980 Go across there. 3111 03:06:37,980 --> 03:06:41,280 It's the Kuba 2017. 3112 03:06:41,600 --> 03:06:42,560 Thank you very much there. 3113 03:06:56,020 --> 03:06:57,200 It's a bad buzz. 3114 03:07:06,840 --> 03:07:11,240 Back at the purse roach says Jake. 3115 03:07:11,360 --> 03:07:13,360 Have you had experience playing this game, Jake? 3116 03:07:16,220 --> 03:07:17,500 What about this thing? 3117 03:07:17,580 --> 03:07:17,940 Here, look. 3118 03:07:20,460 --> 03:07:20,900 Wow. 3119 03:07:23,460 --> 03:07:24,020 Another... 3120 03:07:24,020 --> 03:07:26,080 A lake of fire, a stainless room. 3121 03:07:26,460 --> 03:07:29,300 I'll help you conspire to trigger the spoon. 3122 03:07:29,760 --> 03:07:32,580 A great metal grinder that teeth in the drain. 3123 03:07:33,040 --> 03:07:36,020 I'll help you to find her without any pain. 3124 03:07:39,300 --> 03:07:40,220 What does that mean? 3125 03:07:40,220 --> 03:07:40,220 What does that mean? 3126 03:07:40,220 --> 03:07:41,420 Sorry, I see that again. 3127 03:07:41,420 --> 03:07:42,880 Can we reverse and go onto that? 3128 03:07:42,960 --> 03:07:43,100 No? 3129 03:07:49,600 --> 03:07:51,080 I'm just going to go back on that again. 3130 03:07:51,080 --> 03:07:59,660 A lake of fire, a stainless room. 3131 03:07:59,660 --> 03:08:02,800 I'll help you conspire to trigger the spoon. 3132 03:08:02,800 --> 03:08:06,220 A great metal grinder that teeth in the drain. 3133 03:08:06,540 --> 03:08:09,540 I'll help you to find her without any pain. 3134 03:08:10,700 --> 03:08:12,120 Right, get to the sink. 3135 03:08:12,580 --> 03:08:13,560 Get to the fucking sink. 3136 03:08:13,660 --> 03:08:14,400 Get there now. 3137 03:08:18,100 --> 03:08:18,680 What I mean? 3138 03:08:18,820 --> 03:08:23,240 How are we meant to get to the sink if this is blocked off? 3139 03:08:23,320 --> 03:08:27,340 I reckon we fuck this off and try and find another way up to the sink. 3140 03:08:28,620 --> 03:08:32,300 This could be a waste of time, this little part we're in here. 3141 03:08:32,460 --> 03:08:33,200 Let's get on the floor. 3142 03:08:34,040 --> 03:08:38,500 Now, let's get down a few rows down, a few blocks down here. 3143 03:08:39,540 --> 03:08:44,260 Funny, in the world of a roach, a block would be like a tile. 3144 03:08:44,460 --> 03:08:51,900 Whereas, you know, if you're a human, you're in America or in New York, a few blocks is obviously a lot bigger, you know. 3145 03:08:53,480 --> 03:08:56,900 Interesting when you think about, when you're inside the mind of the roach, 3146 03:08:58,160 --> 03:08:59,840 things are a little bit different, aren't they? 3147 03:09:00,760 --> 03:09:03,600 Thank you very much there for the tip, Eddie. 3148 03:09:03,680 --> 03:09:07,040 Can you turn down the volume, game volume, and turn your voice volume up? 3149 03:09:07,220 --> 03:09:08,300 Okay, yeah, great stuff. 3150 03:09:08,660 --> 03:09:12,460 I think that's, sorry, apologies if the game audio was too loud there. 3151 03:09:12,460 --> 03:09:15,820 I think I was getting lost in the synth. 3152 03:09:15,980 --> 03:09:22,640 I thought the synth was class, but I can see how it could be annoying as well. 3153 03:09:27,700 --> 03:09:32,820 Am I going the right way or the wrong way here? 3154 03:09:32,820 --> 03:09:46,520 I'm definitely going some way, but I can't for the life of me think where a little inlet or a little hole or fucking tunnel would be for this creature, this cockroach. 3155 03:09:47,120 --> 03:09:48,020 But I'll tell you something. 3156 03:09:48,420 --> 03:09:51,460 It's given me a brand new appreciation of the cockroach. 3157 03:09:52,260 --> 03:09:53,840 One that I never had before. 3158 03:09:54,140 --> 03:09:55,260 I actually hated them. 3159 03:09:55,920 --> 03:09:56,620 Don't you believe. 3160 03:09:57,420 --> 03:09:59,620 I had hate in my heart for them. 3161 03:10:01,760 --> 03:10:03,140 I don't know where... 3162 03:10:03,140 --> 03:10:13,380 What about this, look? 3163 03:10:13,440 --> 03:10:14,000 What about this? 3164 03:10:14,060 --> 03:10:14,760 Climb up the mop. 3165 03:10:15,740 --> 03:10:16,960 It's all happening, lads. 3166 03:10:17,720 --> 03:10:18,980 Handly man, thanks for the tip. 3167 03:10:20,300 --> 03:10:21,160 Here we are. 3168 03:10:21,420 --> 03:10:22,000 Look at that. 3169 03:10:22,100 --> 03:10:22,380 Lovely. 3170 03:10:23,260 --> 03:10:23,740 Wide shot. 3171 03:10:23,840 --> 03:10:27,140 We can really get an idea of the locale and what we're dealing with. 3172 03:10:27,740 --> 03:10:28,960 The size of the roach. 3173 03:10:29,040 --> 03:10:30,400 Now, it's as if he's growing. 3174 03:10:31,300 --> 03:10:33,540 Throughout the course of the game, maybe he's getting bigger. 3175 03:10:34,860 --> 03:10:36,080 I'm not particularly too sure. 3176 03:10:36,180 --> 03:10:40,960 I didn't really take a fucking size check of the bastard when we started, but he's definitely... 3177 03:10:41,960 --> 03:10:44,240 A little bit bigger, maybe, than when he started. 3178 03:10:44,560 --> 03:10:48,160 It's gonna be all the food he's eating along the way, or... 3179 03:10:49,160 --> 03:10:54,020 Come on. 3180 03:10:55,320 --> 03:10:55,620 What? 3181 03:10:55,700 --> 03:10:57,080 I don't know what's going on here. 3182 03:11:02,800 --> 03:11:03,560 Lovely stuff. 3183 03:11:03,880 --> 03:11:04,860 Bit of chili here. 3184 03:11:04,940 --> 03:11:06,680 Hopefully he doesn't get spiced out of it. 3185 03:11:07,520 --> 03:11:10,300 Thank you very much there, Master Cylinder, for the tip. 3186 03:11:10,420 --> 03:11:13,440 Thank you for this glimpse into the dark side of the web. 3187 03:11:14,520 --> 03:11:14,940 It's... 3188 03:11:14,940 --> 03:11:15,660 It's actually... 3189 03:11:15,660 --> 03:11:16,800 I like the link... 3190 03:11:16,800 --> 03:11:17,540 The link-up. 3191 03:11:17,820 --> 03:11:19,600 The Abraham link-up play. 3192 03:11:20,360 --> 03:11:21,120 Between... 3193 03:11:21,120 --> 03:11:28,400 Discovering this game on Netcafe, and then just being able to just go straight into it. 3194 03:11:28,960 --> 03:11:30,480 The next day, like, you know. 3195 03:11:32,760 --> 03:11:40,260 We should really be glad to be alive at this time in the world's history where that's a possibility. 3196 03:11:40,260 --> 03:11:49,900 we need to get to the sink anyway and do something with the tap that's all i know 3197 03:12:01,160 --> 03:12:07,240 fucking mess i don't know which or how to get to the sink past this onion maybe yes 3198 03:12:07,240 --> 03:12:17,960 it's a shithole isn't it 3199 03:12:19,020 --> 03:12:23,080 cross the knife here 3200 03:12:23,080 --> 03:12:33,760 wow we're really getting closer to the belly of the beast this is the cooker where's the sink i think i 3201 03:12:33,760 --> 03:12:39,040 might have gone past the sink we'll go over this rasher here there's some bacon strips back to the 3202 03:12:39,040 --> 03:12:42,000 some brilliant music again some great 3203 03:12:42,000 --> 03:12:44,640 synth 3204 03:12:44,640 --> 03:12:54,320 just look at those lovely succulent strips of bacon there rasher tastic 3205 03:12:54,320 --> 03:13:11,600 i think we go back you know it seems a waste of time being on this uh this hob i think that's a waste of time being on that hob i think we need to 3206 03:13:11,600 --> 03:13:16,880 start looking for the sink back where we came 3207 03:13:16,880 --> 03:13:27,760 thick shit more bag butts and fucking like dentures 3208 03:13:27,760 --> 03:13:33,760 inspector gadget thank you very much there for the tip 3209 03:13:33,760 --> 03:13:45,040 getting on that your gadgets have been well and truly inspected maybe over here maybe the sink was 3210 03:13:45,040 --> 03:13:47,040 no 3211 03:13:47,040 --> 03:13:47,400 No? 3212 03:13:56,940 --> 03:13:59,420 They really packed a lot into the game, in fairness. 3213 03:13:59,520 --> 03:14:03,620 They did a great job with a concept which, quite frankly, 3214 03:14:04,900 --> 03:14:08,720 on first hearing about it, was laughable, I thought. 3215 03:14:09,580 --> 03:14:13,140 But now, who's laughing now? That's the thing. Not me. 3216 03:14:15,560 --> 03:14:19,060 And we're getting closer to the sink. I believe this is the sink here. 3217 03:14:25,940 --> 03:14:29,280 And the fucking fish is still alive, look. 3218 03:14:31,320 --> 03:14:32,900 Krusty whore, thank you very much. 3219 03:14:43,120 --> 03:14:44,560 That's the sink there, look. 3220 03:14:44,560 --> 03:14:47,280 I have to do something with the tap now. 3221 03:14:48,140 --> 03:14:48,840 Let's tap here. 3222 03:14:49,940 --> 03:14:50,300 Okay. 3223 03:14:52,100 --> 03:14:53,320 Now, it's getting tense. 3224 03:14:54,260 --> 03:14:57,680 Sorry about the volume level. I'll turn that down just in case it's fucking annoying. 3225 03:14:57,900 --> 03:14:59,960 Anguish Panda, thank you very much for the tip. 3226 03:15:00,480 --> 03:15:05,000 Look at this. Now, things are about to take shape here. 3227 03:15:05,080 --> 03:15:07,760 A little bit of pace has been injected into the proceedings. 3228 03:15:08,560 --> 03:15:15,600 It seems as though we have to do something or other with the sinkhole, but we don't want to fucking fall down it. 3229 03:15:16,240 --> 03:15:17,360 You know how that ends. 3230 03:15:17,360 --> 03:15:26,840 Gumball boss fight. 3231 03:15:27,720 --> 03:15:29,060 What is gumball? 3232 03:15:40,740 --> 03:15:42,160 Walk up the spoon. 3233 03:15:42,160 --> 03:15:48,320 It's a stew. 3234 03:15:50,060 --> 03:15:51,180 Stew or chaffee? 3235 03:15:53,280 --> 03:15:54,920 Lovely bowl of gumbo. 3236 03:15:58,360 --> 03:16:01,000 It's soul food, so there's chicken in it, is there? 3237 03:16:02,700 --> 03:16:06,380 Or is it a fish? Is it a seafood dish? 3238 03:16:07,180 --> 03:16:08,500 Seafood stew. 3239 03:16:08,500 --> 03:16:13,020 What about this climbing on the spoon here? 3240 03:16:13,120 --> 03:16:14,860 Doing a bit of a fucking dance on the spoon. 3241 03:16:15,000 --> 03:16:16,720 Does that start anything? 3242 03:16:26,900 --> 03:16:28,340 It's Cajun food. 3243 03:16:29,300 --> 03:16:32,620 So it's a New Orleans dish. 3244 03:16:32,620 --> 03:16:43,180 Right. I don't know what I'm doing here, lads. 3245 03:16:43,220 --> 03:16:44,880 I'm kind of fucking up against it here. 3246 03:16:44,940 --> 03:16:46,040 I don't know what the story is. 3247 03:16:46,160 --> 03:16:53,320 I start to climb the tap, but I recall there being something to do with the tap. 3248 03:16:58,120 --> 03:16:59,880 Here we go. I'm on the tap. 3249 03:17:00,080 --> 03:17:01,340 Well and truly on the tap. 3250 03:17:01,600 --> 03:17:06,100 There's never been a moment like this. 3251 03:17:10,820 --> 03:17:12,040 But what do we do? 3252 03:17:12,080 --> 03:17:13,540 I'm going to save it just in case. 3253 03:17:13,700 --> 03:17:15,000 I don't want to fall off the fucking thing. 3254 03:17:15,100 --> 03:17:16,040 It'd be just my luck now. 3255 03:17:16,140 --> 03:17:19,480 Fall off the tap into the incinerator or whatever it is. 3256 03:17:19,680 --> 03:17:30,440 You know the way Americans have a fucking sink that is like a spinning blade in it that fucking... 3257 03:17:30,440 --> 03:17:33,640 I don't know what they call it anyway, but I mean... 3258 03:17:33,640 --> 03:17:36,080 Is that a garbage disposal? 3259 03:17:38,260 --> 03:17:39,720 And they say waste disposal. 3260 03:17:39,720 --> 03:17:40,600 Is that... 3261 03:17:40,600 --> 03:17:41,720 So does waste... 3262 03:17:42,600 --> 03:17:45,720 Food go down the same drain as the fucking... 3263 03:17:45,720 --> 03:17:47,320 The water... 3264 03:17:47,320 --> 03:17:48,720 The dish water as well or... 3265 03:17:50,720 --> 03:17:54,000 I would like to know before we continue here. 3266 03:17:54,080 --> 03:17:56,480 Because it's always kind of confused me there. 3267 03:17:56,600 --> 03:17:57,140 And it's... 3268 03:17:57,140 --> 03:17:59,620 Is that an old thing now that has been phased out? 3269 03:17:59,720 --> 03:18:00,720 You know the way... 3270 03:18:00,720 --> 03:18:02,780 That sounds kind of shit for the environment. 3271 03:18:02,860 --> 03:18:04,820 Because people would be putting all sorts of shite down there. 3272 03:18:05,160 --> 03:18:06,220 Or is that still a thing? 3273 03:18:07,220 --> 03:18:09,220 Like how do American sewers... 3274 03:18:10,820 --> 03:18:13,480 Cope with the influx of fucking... 3275 03:18:13,480 --> 03:18:16,620 All this other stuff as well as water and whatnot. 3276 03:18:17,040 --> 03:18:18,080 People still have them. 3277 03:18:20,540 --> 03:18:21,420 Still have them. 3278 03:18:23,660 --> 03:18:24,560 Completely normal. 3279 03:18:25,820 --> 03:18:26,660 So it's just... 3280 03:18:26,660 --> 03:18:27,920 Don't put wet wipes down it. 3281 03:18:27,960 --> 03:18:30,060 Don't put paper or fucking rubbish. 3282 03:18:31,380 --> 03:18:33,060 Just put waste food, is it? 3283 03:18:33,060 --> 03:18:38,660 And... 3284 03:18:38,660 --> 03:18:39,280 I'm... 3285 03:18:39,280 --> 03:18:41,380 I'm sure I've seen in some film or... 3286 03:18:42,380 --> 03:18:43,380 A TV show... 3287 03:18:44,520 --> 03:18:45,380 Somebody putting someone... 3288 03:18:46,100 --> 03:18:47,560 Grabbing someone's arm... 3289 03:18:47,560 --> 03:18:50,240 And putting their hand into the waste disposal... 3290 03:18:50,240 --> 03:18:51,380 Or the garbage disposal... 3291 03:18:51,380 --> 03:18:52,140 And then... 3292 03:18:52,140 --> 03:18:53,420 Their hand came off. 3293 03:18:54,280 --> 03:18:54,820 Is that... 3294 03:18:54,820 --> 03:18:55,580 Is that doable? 3295 03:18:55,720 --> 03:18:56,000 Is it? 3296 03:19:02,240 --> 03:19:03,260 Yeah, it is. 3297 03:19:03,340 --> 03:19:03,960 Nasty stuff. 3298 03:19:05,000 --> 03:19:05,880 Out with Sopranos. 3299 03:19:05,940 --> 03:19:06,140 Yeah. 3300 03:19:10,420 --> 03:19:11,220 They never... 3301 03:19:11,220 --> 03:19:12,840 They never don't have their hands in there. 3302 03:19:16,060 --> 03:19:17,020 It is doable. 3303 03:19:20,240 --> 03:19:20,900 Strange thing. 3304 03:19:21,000 --> 03:19:22,180 How come that isn't... 3305 03:19:22,180 --> 03:19:22,660 Over here? 3306 03:19:22,740 --> 03:19:23,780 How come that's just in America? 3307 03:19:23,780 --> 03:19:23,780 Like... 3308 03:19:23,780 --> 03:19:27,500 Save the game. 3309 03:19:31,500 --> 03:19:31,900 Yeah. 3310 03:19:32,000 --> 03:19:32,800 We'll replace that. 3311 03:19:33,300 --> 03:19:34,100 And we'll resume. 3312 03:19:37,800 --> 03:19:38,240 Right. 3313 03:19:40,840 --> 03:19:42,380 Hold on to your seats, guys. 3314 03:19:42,480 --> 03:19:44,620 We've reached the apex of the tap. 3315 03:19:45,060 --> 03:19:47,540 And it seems there is nowhere else for this roach to go... 3316 03:19:47,540 --> 03:19:48,260 Other than... 3317 03:19:48,260 --> 03:19:49,100 Underneath the tap... 3318 03:19:49,100 --> 03:19:49,980 And up the tap... 3319 03:19:49,980 --> 03:19:51,440 And inside the drain... 3320 03:19:51,440 --> 03:19:51,960 Of the tap. 3321 03:19:52,520 --> 03:19:52,960 Maybe. 3322 03:19:54,320 --> 03:19:54,760 Possibly. 3323 03:19:54,840 --> 03:19:54,960 No. 3324 03:19:57,300 --> 03:19:59,100 Not giving me the option to... 3325 03:19:59,100 --> 03:20:01,600 To get inside the tap... 3326 03:20:01,600 --> 03:20:03,100 Which is very, very... 3327 03:20:03,100 --> 03:20:04,360 Unfortunate. 3328 03:20:04,560 --> 03:20:05,100 Very anticlimactic. 3329 03:20:05,980 --> 03:20:06,540 I was about... 3330 03:20:06,540 --> 03:20:08,520 I thought something big was about to happen there. 3331 03:20:09,120 --> 03:20:10,280 It obviously is not. 3332 03:20:11,900 --> 03:20:12,780 It's not happening. 3333 03:20:13,700 --> 03:20:14,780 Can you jump off? 3334 03:20:16,360 --> 03:20:17,400 There is no... 3335 03:20:17,400 --> 03:20:18,360 I mean, I don't... 3336 03:20:18,360 --> 03:20:20,420 I don't know of any jump button. 3337 03:20:23,220 --> 03:20:24,680 There is no jump button. 3338 03:20:26,220 --> 03:20:27,900 Turn the tap on... 3339 03:20:27,900 --> 03:20:28,820 To push the spoon... 3340 03:20:29,920 --> 03:20:30,660 Down the drain. 3341 03:20:30,720 --> 03:20:31,820 So how do we turn on... 3342 03:20:32,980 --> 03:20:33,480 The tap? 3343 03:20:33,540 --> 03:20:34,320 That's all I want to know. 3344 03:20:34,340 --> 03:20:35,300 How do we turn that on? 3345 03:20:41,020 --> 03:20:42,020 Johnny Taco. 3346 03:20:42,180 --> 03:20:43,240 Thank you very much... 3347 03:20:43,240 --> 03:20:45,460 For your kind, heart and generous taco. 3348 03:20:46,680 --> 03:20:47,860 Piece of taco there. 3349 03:20:47,860 --> 03:21:01,080 For fuck's sake. 3350 03:21:04,360 --> 03:21:05,040 I'm here. 3351 03:21:05,160 --> 03:21:06,320 I'm doing the business, am I? 3352 03:21:06,380 --> 03:21:07,360 I'm doing the fucking business. 3353 03:21:07,360 --> 03:21:08,580 I'm moving around on the tap. 3354 03:21:08,640 --> 03:21:09,840 What more do they want me to do? 3355 03:21:10,080 --> 03:21:10,380 Like, I've... 3356 03:21:11,460 --> 03:21:12,380 Spent... 3357 03:21:12,380 --> 03:21:13,800 A good 20 minutes... 3358 03:21:13,800 --> 03:21:15,060 Trying to get to this position... 3359 03:21:15,060 --> 03:21:16,100 And now they're fucking... 3360 03:21:16,100 --> 03:21:17,380 Telling me it's not on, you know? 3361 03:21:17,380 --> 03:21:21,580 The fish. 3362 03:21:21,700 --> 03:21:22,900 Does the fish... 3363 03:21:22,900 --> 03:21:24,540 Have anything to do with this? 3364 03:21:25,340 --> 03:21:26,660 If I talk to the fish... 3365 03:21:26,660 --> 03:21:27,800 You're saying talk to the fish... 3366 03:21:27,800 --> 03:21:28,980 But I mean... 3367 03:21:28,980 --> 03:21:30,060 From what I can gather... 3368 03:21:30,060 --> 03:21:31,140 That fish is still alive... 3369 03:21:31,140 --> 03:21:32,300 It's probably just gonna eat me, is it? 3370 03:21:34,920 --> 03:21:36,040 A good man fish. 3371 03:21:38,040 --> 03:21:39,600 Too late for us a savior... 3372 03:21:39,600 --> 03:21:41,600 Our lives are at an end... 3373 03:21:42,360 --> 03:21:44,600 But continue your behavior... 3374 03:21:44,600 --> 03:21:46,600 With another hapless friend... 3375 03:21:47,320 --> 03:21:49,660 Fire bars your entry... 3376 03:21:49,660 --> 03:21:51,600 It will not let you pass... 3377 03:21:52,380 --> 03:21:54,600 Save the crippled century... 3378 03:21:54,600 --> 03:21:57,600 Breathe the noxious gas... 3379 03:21:58,360 --> 03:22:00,560 Save the crippled century... 3380 03:22:00,560 --> 03:22:01,760 Breathe the noxious gas... 3381 03:22:01,760 --> 03:22:02,720 Sorry, I'm just gonna go back... 3382 03:22:02,720 --> 03:22:03,880 And we need to hear that again... 3383 03:22:05,320 --> 03:22:09,720 I was captivated by the fish... 3384 03:22:09,720 --> 03:22:11,000 Too late for us a savior... 3385 03:22:11,000 --> 03:22:12,880 Our lives are at an end... 3386 03:22:12,880 --> 03:22:13,440 Right... 3387 03:22:13,440 --> 03:22:15,460 But continue your behavior... 3388 03:22:15,460 --> 03:22:17,400 With another hapless friend... 3389 03:22:17,400 --> 03:22:18,080 Right... 3390 03:22:18,080 --> 03:22:20,240 Fire bars your entry... 3391 03:22:20,240 --> 03:22:20,660 Okay... 3392 03:22:20,660 --> 03:22:22,620 It will not let you pass... 3393 03:22:22,620 --> 03:22:23,320 Right, the hub... 3394 03:22:23,320 --> 03:22:26,020 Save the crippled century... 3395 03:22:26,020 --> 03:22:28,600 Breathe the noxious gas... 3396 03:22:28,600 --> 03:22:29,860 So we need to turn... 3397 03:22:29,860 --> 03:22:31,020 The fucking gas on... 3398 03:22:34,980 --> 03:22:35,800 Heh... 3399 03:22:35,800 --> 03:22:39,020 Nine dollars a pound... 3400 03:22:39,020 --> 03:22:42,460 So we have to go back to the... 3401 03:22:42,460 --> 03:22:43,020 The cooker... 3402 03:22:43,020 --> 03:22:47,020 Oh, not this fucking fish again... 3403 03:22:48,740 --> 03:22:50,020 Too late for us a savior... 3404 03:22:51,040 --> 03:22:53,240 Our lives are at an end... 3405 03:22:53,240 --> 03:22:55,460 But continue your behavior... 3406 03:22:55,460 --> 03:22:57,020 With another hapless friend... 3407 03:22:58,080 --> 03:22:58,900 Sorry, that's burp... 3408 03:22:58,900 --> 03:22:59,520 Sorry about that... 3409 03:22:59,520 --> 03:23:00,020 Fire bars your entry... 3410 03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,020 Fire bars your entry... 3411 03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,020 Fire bars your entry... 3412 03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,020 Fire bars your entry... 3413 03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,540 Fire bars your entry... 3414 03:23:00,540 --> 03:23:00,560 Fire bars your entry... 3415 03:23:00,560 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3416 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3417 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3418 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3419 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3420 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3421 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3422 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3423 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3424 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3425 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3426 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3427 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580 Fire bars your entry... 3428 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:01,580 Fire bars your entry... 3429 03:23:01,580 --> 03:23:02,580 Fire bars your entry... 3430 03:23:02,580 --> 03:23:03,580 Save the crippled century... 3431 03:23:03,580 --> 03:23:08,280 Save the crippled sentry. Breathe the magic gas. 3432 03:23:10,640 --> 03:23:19,480 Go out and buy a Billy Bass. Big mouth Billy Bass. Hang it on your wall. Press the red button. 3433 03:23:24,360 --> 03:23:29,380 What's Tommy's thoughts on the game so far? Darren, I'm afraid he has not made himself available. 3434 03:23:31,320 --> 03:23:32,200 So far. 3435 03:23:32,200 --> 03:23:38,360 I don't want to get your hopes up or anything, but I mean, he's just not available just yet. 3436 03:23:40,940 --> 03:23:45,800 But I doubt he would be impressed, to be honest. This isn't his kind of bag, Roach. 3437 03:23:45,900 --> 03:23:49,560 He's more of a coach man himself, as somebody said earlier on. 3438 03:23:52,500 --> 03:23:54,900 Now, something to do with the gas here, huh? 3439 03:23:55,980 --> 03:24:04,620 Go up. We never went north when we got off this fucking knife here. We never went north. 3440 03:24:05,560 --> 03:24:09,420 We can't get off the knife. That's the thing. We have to go down the bacon slice. 3441 03:24:10,540 --> 03:24:13,340 And then go around, maybe? Yeah? Yeah? 3442 03:24:14,780 --> 03:24:21,640 Why not? Why not? Then we can find some sort of gas set up here. 3443 03:24:33,520 --> 03:24:39,220 The gas switches would be on the front of the fucking thing, so we maybe move closer. 3444 03:24:39,320 --> 03:24:42,080 And there's the fire that she said we wouldn't be able to pass. 3445 03:24:42,960 --> 03:24:47,720 But look, it's about fucking moving these switches around. 3446 03:24:48,020 --> 03:24:49,940 Using the cockroach to move these switches, eh? 3447 03:24:50,740 --> 03:24:51,000 No? 3448 03:24:52,960 --> 03:24:54,020 He's not doing anything. 3449 03:24:55,720 --> 03:24:57,120 He's not doing anything for us. 3450 03:25:02,080 --> 03:25:04,940 There's... Look, there's something we can get inside there. Look. 3451 03:25:07,940 --> 03:25:10,760 We've got to use that bottle cap to cross over the sauce. 3452 03:25:12,540 --> 03:25:14,680 I think we have to go inside here. 3453 03:25:15,220 --> 03:25:16,560 Don't get fucking stung. 3454 03:25:18,320 --> 03:25:18,720 No? 3455 03:25:20,880 --> 03:25:22,900 This is very tense at the moment now. 3456 03:25:23,040 --> 03:25:23,720 We've never... 3457 03:25:23,720 --> 03:25:25,720 We've never... 3458 03:25:25,720 --> 03:25:28,160 ...gotten this far with this bug here. 3459 03:25:29,300 --> 03:25:30,300 Doesn't seem to be... 3460 03:25:30,300 --> 03:25:32,140 ...happening for us there. 3461 03:25:32,880 --> 03:25:34,120 Or around the pan, maybe. 3462 03:25:36,540 --> 03:25:38,020 Back up and around the pan. 3463 03:25:52,080 --> 03:25:52,640 Fucking hell. 3464 03:25:52,980 --> 03:25:54,060 Bit of a splodge there. 3465 03:25:54,160 --> 03:25:55,200 We're on the right track, anyway. 3466 03:25:55,320 --> 03:25:56,660 Look, now we do what we've... 3467 03:25:56,660 --> 03:25:58,240 ...what we learned in the beginning. 3468 03:25:58,240 --> 03:26:01,320 We use that bottle cap... 3469 03:26:01,320 --> 03:26:03,040 ...as a bridge over the sauce. 3470 03:26:04,260 --> 03:26:05,000 That's perfect. 3471 03:26:06,420 --> 03:26:08,760 That's some great bottle cap work there... 3472 03:26:08,760 --> 03:26:09,400 ...by the roach. 3473 03:26:09,960 --> 03:26:10,360 Meister. 3474 03:26:10,660 --> 03:26:11,380 General himself. 3475 03:26:11,540 --> 03:26:12,240 And then inside... 3476 03:26:13,960 --> 03:26:15,340 ...this little hole in here. 3477 03:26:15,760 --> 03:26:17,300 Let's bring us to another set of pipes. 3478 03:26:21,100 --> 03:26:22,680 Schlug on the window. 3479 03:26:22,820 --> 03:26:24,240 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3480 03:26:24,320 --> 03:26:24,940 Very kind of you. 3481 03:26:25,880 --> 03:26:27,140 What about this here? 3482 03:26:28,920 --> 03:26:32,080 What's this? Oh, we put that over there, do we? 3483 03:26:48,000 --> 03:26:50,060 I don't know what I'm doing here with this thing. 3484 03:26:50,060 --> 03:26:58,060 I'm trying to close the gap with it, yeah, but I mean... 3485 03:26:59,320 --> 03:27:01,840 Every time I push it, it's... 3486 03:27:01,840 --> 03:27:04,180 He's crawling onto it, I want him to push the fucking thing. 3487 03:27:05,960 --> 03:27:06,760 Oh, here we go. 3488 03:27:07,320 --> 03:27:10,060 It's one of those, it moves in a circular... 3489 03:27:10,700 --> 03:27:11,760 Brilliant stuff. 3490 03:27:13,120 --> 03:27:15,040 Some brilliant bit of roach work there. 3491 03:27:15,500 --> 03:27:17,100 Pilot safe, patent pending. 3492 03:27:18,440 --> 03:27:22,600 That's turned off that gas, now we can move at pace, I think. 3493 03:27:23,900 --> 03:27:24,360 No? 3494 03:27:25,540 --> 03:27:26,160 Maybe down here? 3495 03:27:29,160 --> 03:27:30,500 What's the point of this, you know? 3496 03:27:30,780 --> 03:27:31,700 What's the point of this? 3497 03:27:33,960 --> 03:27:35,700 Maybe back up to the... 3498 03:27:35,700 --> 03:27:37,340 To the top of the oven. 3499 03:27:45,440 --> 03:27:46,740 Maybe back up to the... 3500 03:27:46,740 --> 03:27:47,280 Into... 3501 03:27:47,280 --> 03:27:47,880 Onto the... 3502 03:27:47,880 --> 03:27:48,460 The griddle. 3503 03:27:48,760 --> 03:27:49,400 Or the hob. 3504 03:27:49,480 --> 03:27:49,980 The eddy hob. 3505 03:27:50,100 --> 03:27:50,860 Oh, look at this. 3506 03:27:50,900 --> 03:27:52,340 Now we're inside the fucking heat. 3507 03:27:52,600 --> 03:27:53,160 The... 3508 03:27:53,160 --> 03:27:56,420 Thermometer, or whatever the fuck you call that. 3509 03:27:57,940 --> 03:27:58,660 The clock. 3510 03:27:59,620 --> 03:28:00,380 I don't know what this is. 3511 03:28:00,900 --> 03:28:01,560 I thought it was a... 3512 03:28:01,560 --> 03:28:03,600 A temperature gauge for the oven, 3513 03:28:03,680 --> 03:28:05,440 but it seems to be some kind of... 3514 03:28:05,440 --> 03:28:06,000 Timer. 3515 03:28:06,960 --> 03:28:08,200 I don't know what we're doing in here. 3516 03:28:08,320 --> 03:28:10,940 Is there any reason for us to be in here at all? 3517 03:28:11,020 --> 03:28:13,160 I'm crawling around, looking for something to do. 3518 03:28:13,240 --> 03:28:13,680 There's nothing. 3519 03:28:13,800 --> 03:28:14,620 It's not giving me anything. 3520 03:28:21,620 --> 03:28:23,480 Seems to be softlocked. 3521 03:28:23,520 --> 03:28:25,120 I'm softlocked in... 3522 03:28:26,120 --> 03:28:27,380 Inside the clock. 3523 03:28:28,640 --> 03:28:29,780 On the oven. 3524 03:28:29,780 --> 03:28:31,780 Back... 3525 03:28:31,780 --> 03:28:58,680 Back out to the oven. 3526 03:28:58,680 --> 03:29:00,760 Back out to the main event up here. 3527 03:29:01,000 --> 03:29:01,680 Where there was... 3528 03:29:02,400 --> 03:29:04,160 Fire and gas and all that sort of business. 3529 03:29:05,100 --> 03:29:07,020 The music's going 90 again. 3530 03:29:07,420 --> 03:29:08,060 It's definitely... 3531 03:29:08,060 --> 03:29:09,680 We're definitely on the right... 3532 03:29:09,680 --> 03:29:10,640 Thread here. 3533 03:29:10,720 --> 03:29:11,680 We're pulling on the right threads. 3534 03:29:19,000 --> 03:29:19,860 Although that's... 3535 03:29:19,860 --> 03:29:20,260 That's... 3536 03:29:20,260 --> 03:29:22,680 That's one splod you're not going to be able to get across. 3537 03:29:22,800 --> 03:29:23,180 That's... 3538 03:29:23,180 --> 03:29:24,680 That's a hard... 3539 03:29:25,220 --> 03:29:26,520 To traverse splod. 3540 03:29:26,620 --> 03:29:27,740 What about this down here? 3541 03:29:27,800 --> 03:29:27,920 Look. 3542 03:29:27,920 --> 03:29:43,120 I don't understand. 3543 03:29:43,600 --> 03:29:45,620 I really don't understand what's going on. 3544 03:29:45,840 --> 03:29:47,180 Or where I meant to be going here. 3545 03:29:51,180 --> 03:29:53,180 We've been attacked here by fucking... 3546 03:29:54,640 --> 03:29:55,980 Pitchy people in the chat there. 3547 03:30:04,600 --> 03:30:05,780 Up to the right. 3548 03:30:13,780 --> 03:30:17,320 So you're an ant. 3549 03:30:17,320 --> 03:30:18,360 Thank you very much there. 3550 03:30:18,360 --> 03:30:19,500 Maybe over here. 3551 03:30:19,600 --> 03:30:20,400 Under this pot. 3552 03:30:25,280 --> 03:30:25,800 Oh. 3553 03:30:26,160 --> 03:30:28,460 My head is fucking roached out of it. 3554 03:30:28,460 --> 03:30:29,020 To be honest. 3555 03:30:33,020 --> 03:30:45,160 Try and enter the other gauge inside the cooker. 3556 03:30:45,160 --> 03:30:46,280 Flat out farming. 3557 03:30:47,640 --> 03:30:49,080 Try and enter the other gauge. 3558 03:30:49,140 --> 03:30:49,280 Sorry. 3559 03:30:49,340 --> 03:30:50,720 I'm trying to... 3560 03:30:50,720 --> 03:30:52,900 Compute eyes what you've just said there. 3561 03:30:53,360 --> 03:30:54,900 Trying to run that through my brain. 3562 03:30:56,180 --> 03:30:57,320 The other gauge. 3563 03:30:57,480 --> 03:30:58,420 Inside the cooker. 3564 03:30:58,560 --> 03:30:59,240 Where's that though? 3565 03:31:00,700 --> 03:31:01,680 Flat out farming. 3566 03:31:07,240 --> 03:31:08,280 The hole in the bottom. 3567 03:31:08,520 --> 03:31:09,480 Was there a hole over here? 3568 03:31:10,100 --> 03:31:10,700 We go down the... 3569 03:31:11,460 --> 03:31:12,800 We go up the bacon. 3570 03:31:13,960 --> 03:31:14,860 Down the knife. 3571 03:31:20,860 --> 03:31:21,520 In here? 3572 03:31:21,980 --> 03:31:22,360 No? 3573 03:31:23,200 --> 03:31:23,920 Waste time. 3574 03:31:41,520 --> 03:31:43,360 There was a spindle with an opening. 3575 03:31:43,620 --> 03:31:43,980 Our kid. 3576 03:31:44,060 --> 03:31:44,740 Where... 3577 03:31:44,740 --> 03:31:50,660 We can't go down here. 3578 03:31:50,760 --> 03:31:51,780 There's gumbo there. 3579 03:31:51,860 --> 03:31:52,960 We can't cross the gumbo. 3580 03:31:53,040 --> 03:31:53,740 You need to... 3581 03:31:57,740 --> 03:32:06,600 I think you're giving me the fucking run around here, let's... 3582 03:32:06,600 --> 03:32:08,480 Somebody's giving me the run around there. 3583 03:32:11,060 --> 03:32:14,060 Who was it there that said... 3584 03:32:18,780 --> 03:32:19,560 Just got this. 3585 03:32:19,680 --> 03:32:20,180 Must be again. 3586 03:32:20,400 --> 03:32:20,480 All right. 3587 03:32:20,880 --> 03:32:21,220 Let's see. 3588 03:32:21,500 --> 03:32:21,780 Run. 3589 03:32:23,640 --> 03:32:25,760 Try and enter the other gauge inside the cooker. 3590 03:32:25,920 --> 03:32:26,340 I think... 3591 03:32:26,340 --> 03:32:27,320 Are you giving me the run around? 3592 03:32:27,420 --> 03:32:27,600 Are you? 3593 03:32:28,220 --> 03:32:29,500 There was a missing knob. 3594 03:32:29,840 --> 03:32:30,000 Yeah. 3595 03:32:30,020 --> 03:32:31,580 We were in there already, our kid. 3596 03:32:31,820 --> 03:32:32,020 Murray. 3597 03:32:32,260 --> 03:32:33,420 We were in there already. 3598 03:32:33,980 --> 03:32:40,700 Inside that. 3599 03:32:40,780 --> 03:32:41,640 Is that what you're on about? 3600 03:32:41,740 --> 03:32:42,720 We were in there already, man. 3601 03:32:42,760 --> 03:32:43,360 There's no way... 3602 03:32:43,360 --> 03:32:44,840 There's nothing going inside there. 3603 03:32:45,180 --> 03:32:47,880 The real business seems to be, I thought, in here. 3604 03:32:58,760 --> 03:33:04,180 Let's go back inside the thing and see if there's anything we can... 3605 03:33:04,180 --> 03:33:05,140 Anything we missed. 3606 03:33:05,480 --> 03:33:07,460 But I'm trying to think now, how the fuck did I get in there? 3607 03:33:07,460 --> 03:33:07,660 Because... 3608 03:33:09,440 --> 03:33:11,440 Oh yeah, right. 3609 03:33:11,560 --> 03:33:12,840 Okay, I see, I see, I see. 3610 03:33:13,420 --> 03:33:14,540 I see, I see. 3611 03:33:14,540 --> 03:33:14,580 Okay. 3612 03:33:28,180 --> 03:33:32,980 There's another pipe that I didn't traverse. 3613 03:33:34,420 --> 03:33:36,280 Head south down the middle pipe. 3614 03:33:38,240 --> 03:33:40,520 Head south down the middle pipe. 3615 03:33:43,740 --> 03:33:48,040 So down south here, turn around, down the middle pipe. 3616 03:33:48,180 --> 03:33:49,660 You can't, you can't do it, so we have to go over. 3617 03:33:50,440 --> 03:33:50,960 Hang on. 3618 03:33:51,340 --> 03:33:52,560 Look, we did something here. 3619 03:33:53,100 --> 03:33:55,320 That turned off the fire and flames there. 3620 03:33:55,920 --> 03:33:57,640 It's not letting me cross there though. 3621 03:33:57,840 --> 03:34:03,580 I mean, you'd imagine that when you turn off the flames, you'd be able to traverse that pipe. 3622 03:34:03,880 --> 03:34:05,060 Not letting you do that. 3623 03:34:12,000 --> 03:34:13,960 Now we're back inside this fucking thing. 3624 03:34:21,040 --> 03:34:22,560 There's gotta be something in... 3625 03:34:22,560 --> 03:34:24,800 There's gotta be something in this clock here. 3626 03:34:27,640 --> 03:34:29,800 Head down the pipe you were just on. 3627 03:34:35,360 --> 03:34:36,880 Head down the pipe we were just on. 3628 03:34:36,880 --> 03:34:37,320 This one. 3629 03:34:40,740 --> 03:34:41,260 Ah. 3630 03:34:42,840 --> 03:34:43,580 Ah, yeah. 3631 03:34:44,960 --> 03:34:45,400 No. 3632 03:34:47,240 --> 03:34:48,880 Now it's not letting us go on the... 3633 03:34:48,880 --> 03:34:50,200 It's not letting us go on that look. 3634 03:34:56,660 --> 03:34:58,520 I thought we had it fucking fixed. 3635 03:35:00,100 --> 03:35:01,800 I thought it was solved then. 3636 03:35:05,400 --> 03:35:06,320 I'm telling you. 3637 03:35:06,700 --> 03:35:07,720 It's something to do. 3638 03:35:07,800 --> 03:35:08,380 Maybe we go... 3639 03:35:08,380 --> 03:35:09,440 We go left here, look. 3640 03:35:09,500 --> 03:35:10,080 We go left. 3641 03:35:10,240 --> 03:35:12,220 I bet you we can go left through here. 3642 03:35:16,920 --> 03:35:17,320 What? 3643 03:35:18,320 --> 03:35:18,880 I went... 3644 03:35:18,880 --> 03:35:20,880 I went left there and came... 3645 03:35:21,840 --> 03:35:22,140 Oh no. 3646 03:35:23,700 --> 03:35:24,460 You can't. 3647 03:35:24,500 --> 03:35:25,260 You can't go left. 3648 03:35:25,880 --> 03:35:29,580 I was thinking you could go left through the clock and then come down this pipe. 3649 03:35:30,420 --> 03:35:31,600 This other pipe here. 3650 03:35:35,100 --> 03:35:37,440 Back out the hole and down the front of the oven. 3651 03:35:41,240 --> 03:35:42,020 Up at 12. 3652 03:35:47,180 --> 03:35:48,700 I'm gonna go... 3653 03:35:48,700 --> 03:35:49,700 Check every... 3654 03:35:50,620 --> 03:35:50,700 Avail... 3655 03:35:51,220 --> 03:35:54,780 I'm gonna try and get out of every little number here on the clock. 3656 03:35:55,520 --> 03:35:56,700 Because I don't believe... 3657 03:35:58,140 --> 03:36:00,040 That they would have put this in the game. 3658 03:36:01,420 --> 03:36:01,980 Unless... 3659 03:36:01,980 --> 03:36:03,780 You can fucking move through it. 3660 03:36:03,780 --> 03:36:12,800 Go back through the knob hole. 3661 03:36:13,000 --> 03:36:14,920 Then down onto the front of the oven. 3662 03:36:15,040 --> 03:36:16,560 Head left over the small handle. 3663 03:36:17,000 --> 03:36:18,420 And down the far left of the oven. 3664 03:36:18,840 --> 03:36:21,720 Go back up between the drips to get close to the... 3665 03:36:21,720 --> 03:36:23,800 Look man, that's too much. 3666 03:36:24,320 --> 03:36:25,220 That is too much. 3667 03:36:25,220 --> 03:36:25,280 That is too much. 3668 03:36:25,280 --> 03:36:26,040 Look man, that's too much. 3669 03:36:26,040 --> 03:36:26,280 Look man, that's too much. 3670 03:36:26,280 --> 03:36:26,280 Look man, that's too much. 3671 03:36:26,280 --> 03:36:27,280 Look man, that's too much. 3672 03:36:27,280 --> 03:36:27,280 Look man, that's too much. 3673 03:36:27,280 --> 03:36:28,280 Look man, that's too much. 3674 03:36:28,280 --> 03:36:28,280 Look man, that's too much. 3675 03:36:28,280 --> 03:36:29,280 Look man, that's too much. 3676 03:36:29,280 --> 03:36:30,280 Look man, that's too much. 3677 03:36:30,280 --> 03:36:30,280 Look man, that's too much. 3678 03:36:30,280 --> 03:36:31,280 Look man, that's too much. 3679 03:36:31,280 --> 03:36:32,280 Look man, that's too much. 3680 03:36:32,280 --> 03:36:33,280 Look man, that's too much. 3681 03:36:33,280 --> 03:36:34,280 Look man, that's too much. 3682 03:36:34,280 --> 03:36:35,280 Look man, that's too much. 3683 03:36:35,280 --> 03:36:36,280 Look man, that's too much. 3684 03:36:36,280 --> 03:36:37,280 Look man, that's too much. 3685 03:36:37,280 --> 03:36:38,280 Look man, that's too much. 3686 03:36:38,280 --> 03:36:39,280 Look man, that's too much. 3687 03:36:39,280 --> 03:36:40,280 Look man, that's too much. 3688 03:36:40,280 --> 03:36:41,280 Look man, that's too much. 3689 03:36:41,280 --> 03:36:42,280 Look man, that's too much. 3690 03:36:42,280 --> 03:36:59,280 Look man, that's too much. 3691 03:36:59,280 --> 03:37:01,280 Music again. 3692 03:37:01,280 --> 03:37:04,280 Baseline, I thought, oh. 3693 03:37:04,280 --> 03:37:07,280 Now we're on the front of the fucking thing. 3694 03:37:07,280 --> 03:37:08,280 Do you have... 3695 03:37:08,280 --> 03:37:10,280 That was good intel. 3696 03:37:10,280 --> 03:37:15,280 That was good intel. 3697 03:37:15,280 --> 03:37:17,280 Oh, I understand now. 3698 03:37:17,280 --> 03:37:18,280 Or do I? 3699 03:37:18,280 --> 03:37:20,280 No, we're trapped again. 3700 03:37:20,280 --> 03:37:22,280 This gets worse, doesn't it? 3701 03:37:22,280 --> 03:37:23,280 Just... 3702 03:37:37,280 --> 03:37:39,280 Go back over to the small handle. 3703 03:37:39,280 --> 03:37:40,280 Crawl handle. 3704 03:37:40,280 --> 03:37:43,280 Okay, you crawl across that handle. 3705 03:37:43,280 --> 03:37:44,280 I get you, I get you. 3706 03:37:44,280 --> 03:37:45,280 I like the way this is going. 3707 03:37:45,280 --> 03:37:46,280 I like... 3708 03:37:46,280 --> 03:37:47,280 We're working together now. 3709 03:37:47,280 --> 03:37:48,280 I can trust you. 3710 03:37:48,280 --> 03:37:49,280 You need to come in. 3711 03:37:49,280 --> 03:37:49,280 I need to come in. 3712 03:37:49,280 --> 03:37:50,280 I need to... 3713 03:37:50,280 --> 03:37:51,280 I need to... 3714 03:37:51,280 --> 03:37:52,280 I need to know what you were on... 3715 03:37:52,280 --> 03:37:53,280 What you were about. 3716 03:37:53,280 --> 03:37:54,280 And you need to know what I was about. 3717 03:37:54,280 --> 03:37:55,280 I need to know what you were about. 3718 03:37:55,280 --> 03:37:56,280 Now I trust you. 3719 03:37:56,280 --> 03:37:57,280 I need to know what you were about. 3720 03:37:57,280 --> 03:37:57,280 I need to know what you were about. 3721 03:37:57,280 --> 03:37:57,280 Now I trust you. 3722 03:37:57,280 --> 03:37:58,280 I need to know what you were about. 3723 03:37:58,280 --> 03:37:59,280 I need to know what you were about. 3724 03:37:59,280 --> 03:38:00,280 I need to know what you were about. 3725 03:38:00,280 --> 03:38:01,280 I need to know what you were about. 3726 03:38:01,280 --> 03:38:02,280 Now I trust you. 3727 03:38:02,280 --> 03:38:03,280 I need to know what you were about. 3728 03:38:03,280 --> 03:38:04,280 I need to know what you were about. 3729 03:38:04,280 --> 03:38:05,280 I need to know what you were about. 3730 03:38:05,280 --> 03:38:06,280 Now I trust you. 3731 03:38:14,280 --> 03:38:15,280 We talk to this bug up here, do we? 3732 03:38:15,280 --> 03:38:17,280 Chat to him or we try and pick... 3733 03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:18,280 We try and save this guy. 3734 03:38:18,280 --> 03:38:21,280 He'll help us out then, will he? 3735 03:38:25,280 --> 03:38:26,280 No? 3736 03:38:26,280 --> 03:38:27,280 No, it's... 3737 03:38:27,280 --> 03:38:29,280 Dead end again, look. 3738 03:38:29,280 --> 03:38:34,280 You saved this kid, do you? 3739 03:38:38,280 --> 03:38:40,280 What am I fucking doing here? 3740 03:38:40,280 --> 03:38:42,280 What's the point of this? 3741 03:38:42,280 --> 03:38:54,280 I'm going to go up here and ask him if he's okay. 3742 03:38:54,280 --> 03:38:57,280 I'll try and save him through this bit, look. 3743 03:38:57,280 --> 03:39:07,300 Maybe I go up here and ask him if he's okay. 3744 03:39:07,380 --> 03:39:09,880 Oh, try and save him through this bit, look. 3745 03:39:10,200 --> 03:39:11,540 Ah, good man, get on the back. 3746 03:39:11,900 --> 03:39:12,280 Nice. 3747 03:39:14,020 --> 03:39:14,760 Lovely stuff. 3748 03:39:15,560 --> 03:39:18,280 Now I bring this kid somewhere, do I? 3749 03:39:19,540 --> 03:39:20,980 Where do I bring this fucker now? 3750 03:39:20,980 --> 03:39:23,880 I put him on the tap, and then he... 3751 03:39:23,880 --> 03:39:25,380 Does he help me with the tap or something? 3752 03:39:25,380 --> 03:39:27,380 What the fuck is going on? 3753 03:39:35,380 --> 03:39:38,900 Fucking pace of this game now, it's really lightning fast. 3754 03:39:40,340 --> 03:39:43,380 Double roach scenario, we're doubling up on the roach here. 3755 03:39:50,740 --> 03:39:59,120 Maybe do I go back inside the oven, and I give the little roach a boost up over the bits that I couldn't? 3756 03:40:00,040 --> 03:40:01,840 Because I don't know whether or not I had to go all... 3757 03:40:01,840 --> 03:40:09,080 Do I go all the way back to the sink now, or do I utilize the little miniature roach spoon over to the spoon? 3758 03:40:16,740 --> 03:40:21,680 I'm getting cross wires here, cross different information that's coming through here. 3759 03:40:21,800 --> 03:40:23,560 Jimmy there is saying, yeah, go inside. 3760 03:40:25,160 --> 03:40:26,820 Back to the sink, says Sean. 3761 03:40:28,660 --> 03:40:30,660 The baby roach isn't actually... 3762 03:40:30,660 --> 03:40:33,200 What the hell is going on? 3763 03:40:33,280 --> 03:40:35,280 This reminds me of climbing the mighty Iger. 3764 03:40:35,760 --> 03:40:36,420 No, no. 3765 03:40:36,660 --> 03:40:38,020 Papa Roach, you've got a son. 3766 03:40:38,320 --> 03:40:39,380 Are you doing a bit of spooning? 3767 03:40:39,960 --> 03:40:41,440 It's turned into a laugh. 3768 03:40:41,540 --> 03:40:43,060 It's all a laugh to people, isn't it? 3769 03:40:43,940 --> 03:40:46,160 It's all a big joke. 3770 03:40:46,720 --> 03:40:50,400 But the reality is, the longer we fucking play this game, 3771 03:40:50,660 --> 03:40:54,420 we're not going to get out of here any faster unless you cooperate with me here. 3772 03:40:54,420 --> 03:41:00,840 So I'm going back to the sink. 3773 03:41:01,860 --> 03:41:03,440 It's better not be a waste of time. 3774 03:41:03,800 --> 03:41:05,280 You had your chance to let me know. 3775 03:41:05,540 --> 03:41:06,160 I didn't... 3776 03:41:06,160 --> 03:41:08,820 I only got one person telling me to stay in the oven. 3777 03:41:09,420 --> 03:41:10,620 So I mean, this is your fault. 3778 03:41:11,800 --> 03:41:14,440 If it takes longer to fucking get out of here. 3779 03:41:19,320 --> 03:41:20,840 And you're saying calm down. 3780 03:41:20,940 --> 03:41:21,500 I'm only... 3781 03:41:21,500 --> 03:41:24,900 I just need to get it put out there because I don't want people thinking it's my fault. 3782 03:41:26,260 --> 03:41:28,300 I'm just following orders here. 3783 03:41:28,640 --> 03:41:33,020 And we know who just followed orders and what they ended up doing. 3784 03:41:33,500 --> 03:41:40,300 I don't want to fucking kill this little roach or for the game to end up taking forever. 3785 03:41:40,760 --> 03:41:51,760 I know you're saying remember it's all for the crack, but I mean... 3786 03:41:51,760 --> 03:41:52,580 Theories... 3787 03:41:52,580 --> 03:41:55,120 We're in a serious situation here. 3788 03:41:55,220 --> 03:41:56,000 It's three... 3789 03:41:56,000 --> 03:41:58,340 Nearly four hours into this roach game. 3790 03:41:59,260 --> 03:42:01,520 And I'm taking it very seriously now. 3791 03:42:01,600 --> 03:42:02,160 I don't know... 3792 03:42:02,160 --> 03:42:04,780 There's a lot of people who think this is some sort of a joke. 3793 03:42:06,780 --> 03:42:07,340 Come on. 3794 03:42:08,320 --> 03:42:09,020 Now what? 3795 03:42:09,140 --> 03:42:10,380 We've got this roach on his back. 3796 03:42:10,380 --> 03:42:13,340 I've come all the way back here now. 3797 03:42:16,640 --> 03:42:17,040 Spoon. 3798 03:42:17,100 --> 03:42:17,320 Okay. 3799 03:42:27,000 --> 03:42:28,120 Come on the spoon, lads. 3800 03:42:28,220 --> 03:42:28,880 Nothing's happening. 3801 03:42:36,520 --> 03:42:37,100 Nothing's happening. 3802 03:42:37,180 --> 03:42:38,380 That was a lie. 3803 03:42:38,540 --> 03:42:39,700 So you lied about that. 3804 03:42:39,700 --> 03:42:42,900 Keep going, says Shevo. 3805 03:42:42,980 --> 03:42:43,520 But where? 3806 03:42:43,660 --> 03:42:45,020 There is nowhere else to go. 3807 03:42:45,560 --> 03:42:47,140 You go to the end of the knife? 3808 03:42:49,080 --> 03:42:49,480 Alright. 3809 03:42:52,760 --> 03:42:54,000 So what's that done now? 3810 03:43:00,800 --> 03:43:01,160 Right. 3811 03:43:01,160 --> 03:43:01,240 Right. 3812 03:43:05,360 --> 03:43:07,260 Do we go into that fucking thing, do we? 3813 03:43:08,000 --> 03:43:09,120 I'm just going to save it here. 3814 03:43:18,180 --> 03:43:19,420 So you're an ant. 3815 03:43:19,520 --> 03:43:21,000 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3816 03:43:21,160 --> 03:43:23,260 I'm not sure I caught that when you tipped. 3817 03:43:23,400 --> 03:43:24,060 Thank you very much. 3818 03:43:25,920 --> 03:43:26,940 Resume the game. 3819 03:43:28,000 --> 03:43:28,680 Down the drain. 3820 03:43:28,720 --> 03:43:29,860 I'm just going to go down the drain. 3821 03:43:30,860 --> 03:43:32,720 What was the story with the tap? 3822 03:43:33,120 --> 03:43:34,700 Why were they giving us that vista? 3823 03:43:34,900 --> 03:43:36,040 Why were they giving us that? 3824 03:43:36,320 --> 03:43:40,240 Maybe it was just to show that there was a cooker in the distance. 3825 03:43:41,760 --> 03:43:43,320 I'm sure I had already seen that. 3826 03:43:56,940 --> 03:43:57,420 Wow. 3827 03:43:58,180 --> 03:44:00,580 We've definitely made some progress on this. 3828 03:44:00,600 --> 03:44:01,540 Who's this lady even? 3829 03:44:04,440 --> 03:44:06,820 You may ask, who am I? 3830 03:44:07,200 --> 03:44:08,400 Where am I going? 3831 03:44:08,600 --> 03:44:09,780 And what do I seek? 3832 03:44:12,780 --> 03:44:16,720 Many times, for the greatest men, these questions can never be answered. 3833 03:44:17,940 --> 03:44:20,200 Do not ask, who am I? 3834 03:44:20,820 --> 03:44:23,080 Ask instead, who made me? 3835 03:44:23,740 --> 03:44:26,160 For great pain was suffered at your birth. 3836 03:44:26,840 --> 03:44:29,860 But great love was the spark of your conception. 3837 03:44:31,120 --> 03:44:34,300 Love can still flourish in the soil of death. 3838 03:44:35,120 --> 03:44:37,400 This is the key to life eternal. 3839 03:44:37,400 --> 03:44:42,200 She looks familiar, that lady. 3840 03:44:46,460 --> 03:44:49,940 The music is very dark. 3841 03:44:51,020 --> 03:44:51,460 Sounds like... 3842 03:44:53,460 --> 03:44:55,900 Sounds familiar. 3843 03:44:56,080 --> 03:44:58,000 It's like a tune that goes like this. 3844 03:44:58,940 --> 03:45:00,580 That radio head song. 3845 03:45:00,580 --> 03:45:13,960 Look at these lads, though. 3846 03:45:13,960 --> 03:45:15,960 Another interactive... 3847 03:45:15,960 --> 03:45:19,580 Hey, don't throw your arm out, sweetheart. 3848 03:45:19,580 --> 03:45:23,580 You want to save all your strength for Robinson tonight. 3849 03:45:23,580 --> 03:45:25,580 Don't worry, Eddie. I won't let you down. 3850 03:45:25,580 --> 03:45:29,580 Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down. 3851 03:45:31,580 --> 03:45:33,580 Raging Bullock. 3852 03:45:43,580 --> 03:45:48,580 Yeah, I have to get this tune for the soundboard for tonight at 9:00. 3853 03:45:48,580 --> 03:45:54,580 Even, I, might be worth cutting a full on fucking trailer. 3854 03:45:58,580 --> 03:46:00,580 But I mean, talk is cheap, to be honest, you know. 3855 03:46:00,580 --> 03:46:05,580 It's Charlie Kaiser's Night on the Town, is the text that we're reading here. 3856 03:46:05,580 --> 03:46:07,580 I don't know what it, what it means. 3857 03:46:08,580 --> 03:46:13,580 I went last night, armed with my usual skepticism, 3858 03:46:13,580 --> 03:46:18,580 to Eddie's on the waterfront located on Townsend Street just off of 2nd. 3859 03:46:18,580 --> 03:46:22,580 The kitchen is small, the tables are few, and the menu is limited. 3860 03:46:22,580 --> 03:46:28,580 But the beaut, the hearty chili, and gumbo they serve, is delectable. 3861 03:46:28,580 --> 03:46:35,580 Proprietor Eddie, but Tito, and his wife Angelina, just recently opened the place for dinner. 3862 03:46:35,580 --> 03:46:39,580 But it seems as if they've been serving meals here for years. 3863 03:46:39,580 --> 03:46:40,580 Nothing fancy here. 3864 03:46:40,580 --> 03:46:43,580 They don't serve wine or appetizers. 3865 03:46:43,580 --> 03:46:49,580 But what they do do, is they serve good old fashioned, stick to your ribs, American classics. 3866 03:46:49,580 --> 03:46:54,580 From Slappy Jones, to Angelina's speciality. 3867 03:46:54,580 --> 03:46:56,580 Catfish gumbo. 3868 03:46:56,580 --> 03:46:59,580 The fare is heavy, but the prices are light. 3869 03:46:59,580 --> 03:47:08,580 And judging from the crowd, it seems that Eddie's will be around as long as Angelina keeps smiling and Eddie keeps her happy. 3870 03:47:09,580 --> 03:47:13,580 Eddie's is the Townsend and 2nd, they don't take reservations. 3871 03:47:13,580 --> 03:47:18,580 That's Charlie Kaiser's review of the restaurant there from 1957, would you believe. 3872 03:47:18,580 --> 03:47:26,580 It's been a long time and now we're learning more about the establishment as we go along here. 3873 03:47:27,580 --> 03:47:28,580 Look at that. 3874 03:47:29,580 --> 03:47:34,580 I crawl along the fucking thing and it reveals more stuff even though it was already revealed to us a second ago. 3875 03:47:35,580 --> 03:47:36,580 Bizarre. 3876 03:47:36,580 --> 03:47:37,580 Unless I'm... 3877 03:47:38,580 --> 03:47:40,580 Unless it's revealing a different thing now. 3878 03:47:40,580 --> 03:47:42,580 That's a license now. 3879 03:47:42,580 --> 03:47:43,580 I don't know. 3880 03:47:53,580 --> 03:47:54,580 Back on it again, look. 3881 03:47:55,580 --> 03:47:56,580 Nothing now. 3882 03:47:57,580 --> 03:47:58,580 How bizarre. 3883 03:48:00,580 --> 03:48:03,580 How very, very bizarre that is. 3884 03:48:03,580 --> 03:48:24,740 *Mindy noises* 3885 03:48:24,740 --> 03:48:27,920 Haha! Tonight at 9:00 look! 3886 03:48:27,920 --> 03:48:54,260 *Mindy noises* Heh, Jez North! So that was him back in the day and now he's turned into this! *Mindy noises* 3887 03:48:54,260 --> 03:49:00,260 *Mindy noises* Mr. Petito, I'm sorry. Your wife is dead. Dead. Dead. *Mindy noises* 3888 03:49:00,260 --> 03:49:08,260 *Mindy noises* Wife is dead. Dead. Dead. *Mindy noises* 3889 03:49:08,260 --> 03:49:15,260 *Mindy noises* You promised me Honolulu. Well that's the last promise I'll ever break, I promise you. 3890 03:49:15,260 --> 03:49:20,260 *Mindy noises* Some honeymoon misses. It's raining, I'm freezing, Eddie! 3891 03:49:20,260 --> 03:49:23,260 *Mindy noises* Got it! *Mindy noises* 3892 03:49:23,260 --> 03:49:28,260 *Mindy noises* Well you'll never be cold again, baby. I promise you. *Mindy noises* 3893 03:49:28,260 --> 03:49:30,260 *Mindy noises* 3894 03:49:30,260 --> 03:49:32,260 *Mindy noises* 3895 03:49:32,260 --> 03:49:36,260 *Mindy noises* Alright, so we're really learning, they're hammering us with the lore here. 3896 03:49:36,260 --> 03:49:38,260 *Mindy noises* 3897 03:49:38,260 --> 03:49:40,260 *Mindy noises* This is the happiest day of my life. 3898 03:49:40,260 --> 03:49:44,260 *Mindy noises* Mine too, honey. And there's gonna be a lot more. 3899 03:49:44,260 --> 03:49:48,260 *Mindy noises* 3900 03:49:48,260 --> 03:49:50,260 *Mindy noises* *Mindy noises* 3901 03:49:50,260 --> 03:49:52,260 *Mindy noises* 3902 03:49:52,260 --> 03:49:54,260 *Mindy noises* 3903 03:49:54,260 --> 03:49:56,260 *Mindy noises* 3904 03:49:56,260 --> 03:49:58,260 *Mindy noises* 3905 03:49:58,260 --> 03:50:00,260 *Mindy noises* 3906 03:50:00,260 --> 03:50:01,260 *Mindy noises* 3907 03:50:01,260 --> 03:50:08,260 I heard on good authority they hired a fucking Tibetan monk to come in and do those *Mindy noises* 3908 03:50:08,260 --> 03:50:10,260 *Mindy noises* 3909 03:50:10,260 --> 03:50:17,260 And he charged $2500 an hour. They had no budget left for the rest of the game, that's why it's just a cock. 3910 03:50:17,260 --> 03:50:26,260 It's just a cockroach. It was meant to be superheroes, meant to be like a Marvel thing. They had to just fucking reformat the whole thing. 3911 03:50:26,260 --> 03:50:29,260 *Mindy noises* 3912 03:50:29,260 --> 03:50:30,260 *Mindy noises* 3913 03:50:30,260 --> 03:50:31,260 Cockroach dreams. 3914 03:50:31,260 --> 03:50:32,260 *Mindy noises* 3915 03:50:32,260 --> 03:50:34,260 I love you Edward Petito. 3916 03:50:34,260 --> 03:50:36,260 *Mindy noises* 3917 03:50:36,260 --> 03:50:37,260 *Mindy noises* 3918 03:50:37,260 --> 03:50:41,260 I love you too baby. Here. 3919 03:50:41,260 --> 03:50:42,260 *Mindy noises* 3920 03:50:42,260 --> 03:50:43,260 *Mindy noises* 3921 03:50:43,260 --> 03:50:44,260 Eddie! 3922 03:50:44,260 --> 03:50:46,260 It's beautiful! 3923 03:50:46,260 --> 03:50:49,260 I don't know what to say. 3924 03:50:49,260 --> 03:50:50,260 *Mindy noises* 3925 03:50:50,260 --> 03:50:52,260 Say you'll marry me. 3926 03:50:52,260 --> 03:50:54,260 Be my wife Angelina. 3927 03:50:54,260 --> 03:50:55,260 *Mindy noises* 3928 03:50:55,260 --> 03:51:18,940 Great stuff. It's certainly fucking moving at an electrified pace, the likes of which we haven't seen since we started this game almost four hours ago now. Hard to believe. Those four hours have just gone by like that. 3929 03:51:20,300 --> 03:51:42,180 And now I'm on a fucking bottle of limoncello down the back, the vodka, the carasso, the vermouth, the gin, grenadine. I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing or what the point of this situation is. But I'm speed running. That much is true. 3930 03:51:43,380 --> 03:51:48,380 And now I can't even, I don't know where I am and it's not showing me the cockroach there. It's behind that bottle. 3931 03:52:01,380 --> 03:52:02,380 Oh god. 3932 03:52:08,380 --> 03:52:15,380 So we, can we go down there and evade the cat or horses under starlight? Thank you very much. No, we can't. That's us dead. 3933 03:52:19,380 --> 03:52:21,380 Headshotted by the fucking cat. 3934 03:52:24,380 --> 03:52:30,380 Now, don't go down there, Sol. We just keep on moving across the way. Or maybe inside the cupboard? 3935 03:52:32,380 --> 03:52:34,380 Can't cross over the water there. That's a, that's a hazard. 3936 03:52:45,380 --> 03:52:46,380 Jake LaMotta. 3937 03:52:49,380 --> 03:52:50,380 What's this? 3938 03:52:56,380 --> 03:52:57,380 Barracuda. 3939 03:53:04,380 --> 03:53:05,380 Holy shit there. 3940 03:53:05,380 --> 03:53:12,380 Tombola away boys. Thank you very much for your kind heart and generous tip there. Very, very kind of ya. 3941 03:53:13,380 --> 03:53:19,380 Shafay era games. You love to see it. You say greetings from Ethan to your uncle Tommy there. Thank you very much there. 3942 03:53:20,380 --> 03:53:21,380 Ethan for that. 3943 03:53:21,380 --> 03:53:24,380 Kind heart and generous Barracuda bomb. 3944 03:53:27,380 --> 03:53:29,380 We, I think we found our way just as, as that. 3945 03:53:29,380 --> 03:53:29,380 As that. 3946 03:53:30,380 --> 03:53:34,380 Sensual tip comes through. I think we found a brand new way out of this. 3947 03:53:35,380 --> 03:53:36,380 Up the Barracuda. 3948 03:53:37,380 --> 03:53:38,380 Great stuff. 3949 03:53:39,380 --> 03:53:40,380 Lovely bit of pace now. 3950 03:53:48,380 --> 03:53:52,380 The really, really did a great job with the roach mechanics on this. 3951 03:53:52,380 --> 03:53:53,380 Cause I've never played a cockroach. 3952 03:53:54,380 --> 03:53:57,380 That feels as fluid as this one. 3953 03:53:57,380 --> 03:53:58,380 I don't know about ye. 3954 03:53:59,380 --> 03:54:01,380 Obviously there's a few cockroach heads out there. 3955 03:54:02,380 --> 03:54:03,380 Cause, you know. 3956 03:54:04,380 --> 03:54:05,380 Won't be watching otherwise. 3957 03:54:05,380 --> 03:54:08,380 Now we're into a fucking sticky situation here with a load of maggots. 3958 03:54:09,380 --> 03:54:10,380 Oh. 3959 03:54:23,380 --> 03:54:25,380 Yeah, we're, we're really doing well here. 3960 03:54:29,380 --> 03:54:30,380 That's magic. 3961 03:54:30,380 --> 03:54:34,380 And we've got another situation, another prophecy is about to hit us hard here. 3962 03:54:34,380 --> 03:54:36,380 Watch, watch this space. 3963 03:54:38,380 --> 03:54:43,380 There's a pulsating pupa or a maggot or something inside the wood. 3964 03:54:44,380 --> 03:54:46,380 And we're gonna get inside the mind of the woodworm right now. 3965 03:54:47,380 --> 03:54:50,380 These walls hold frozen memories, happiness and strife. 3966 03:54:51,380 --> 03:54:54,380 One man's hidden enemies, a sad and broken life. 3967 03:54:56,380 --> 03:54:59,380 In a dozen fancy bottles, life's sweet nectars dwell. 3968 03:55:00,380 --> 03:55:03,380 A recipe's the motto for one man's living hell. 3969 03:55:05,380 --> 03:55:08,380 Sip the colored fluid each in strict progression. 3970 03:55:09,380 --> 03:55:13,380 Remember all that you did and consume them in succession. 3971 03:55:14,380 --> 03:55:15,380 Oh thanks. 3972 03:55:19,380 --> 03:55:20,380 Consume them in succession. 3973 03:55:20,380 --> 03:55:21,380 We have to drink. 3974 03:55:22,380 --> 03:55:25,380 Remember all the things that you did and consume them in succession. 3975 03:55:25,380 --> 03:55:26,380 So the car... 3976 03:55:26,380 --> 03:55:31,380 Golden gate bridge on a place. 3977 03:55:31,380 --> 03:55:32,380 Going back in time. 3978 03:55:32,380 --> 03:55:35,380 Nothing inside of me. 3979 03:55:35,380 --> 03:55:37,380 No one to love. 3980 03:55:38,380 --> 03:55:39,380 No hope. 3981 03:55:40,380 --> 03:55:41,380 Nowhere to go. 3982 03:55:42,380 --> 03:55:46,380 I was a fool to think I could be anything without her. 3983 03:55:47,380 --> 03:55:50,380 The bar was just a crutch and they kicked that out from under me. 3984 03:55:52,380 --> 03:55:53,380 There's only one thing... 3985 03:55:54,380 --> 03:55:55,380 Great hair. 3986 03:55:55,380 --> 03:55:56,380 What's the thing for me to do? 3987 03:55:57,380 --> 03:55:58,380 Oh no. 3988 03:55:58,380 --> 03:56:03,380 How selfish you are Edward my love. 3989 03:56:04,380 --> 03:56:06,380 Have you forgotten your child? 3990 03:56:07,380 --> 03:56:08,380 Remember? 3991 03:56:09,380 --> 03:56:10,380 There was a boy. 3992 03:56:11,380 --> 03:56:12,380 Unwanted. 3993 03:56:12,380 --> 03:56:13,380 Neglected. 3994 03:56:13,380 --> 03:56:14,380 Unloved. 3995 03:56:15,380 --> 03:56:16,380 He grew up alone. 3996 03:56:17,380 --> 03:56:18,380 Bitter, cold and hardened. 3997 03:56:19,380 --> 03:56:20,380 He's in trouble Edward. 3998 03:56:20,380 --> 03:56:21,380 More trouble than you. 3999 03:56:21,380 --> 03:56:22,380 This is a lot for the cockroach to take in. 4000 03:56:22,380 --> 03:56:23,380 More trouble than you. 4001 03:56:23,380 --> 03:56:24,380 Find yourself in him. 4002 03:56:24,380 --> 03:56:25,380 Save each other. 4003 03:56:26,380 --> 03:56:27,380 I will help you. 4004 03:56:28,380 --> 03:56:29,380 And him. 4005 03:56:29,380 --> 03:56:30,380 To see. 4006 03:56:33,380 --> 03:56:34,380 Angelina. 4007 03:56:36,380 --> 03:56:37,380 My god. 4008 03:56:38,380 --> 03:56:39,380 Angelina. 4009 03:56:39,380 --> 03:56:40,380 What was I thinking? 4010 03:56:43,380 --> 03:56:44,380 Jesus Christ. 4011 03:56:46,380 --> 03:56:49,380 Good job he didn't fucking end it all there on the Golden Gate Bridge. 4012 03:56:49,380 --> 03:56:50,380 What a beautiful bridge. 4013 03:56:51,380 --> 03:56:54,380 Unfortunately associated with some dark times. 4014 03:56:56,380 --> 03:56:58,380 And now we can fucking move along. 4015 03:56:58,380 --> 03:57:01,380 I think you have to drink the spirits or something or other. 4016 03:57:03,380 --> 03:57:05,380 In correlation with the historical little... 4017 03:57:06,380 --> 03:57:07,380 Soliloquies. 4018 03:57:07,380 --> 03:57:08,380 Now we don't want to watch this again. 4019 03:57:08,380 --> 03:57:09,380 Can we skip this? 4020 03:57:10,380 --> 03:57:11,380 Fuck off. 4021 03:57:11,380 --> 03:57:12,380 I don't want to watch all that again. 4022 03:57:13,380 --> 03:57:14,380 It is funny though. 4023 03:57:15,380 --> 03:57:16,380 I mean the acting is shite like. 4024 03:57:16,380 --> 03:57:17,380 No one to love. 4025 03:57:17,380 --> 03:57:18,380 No one to love. 4026 03:57:18,380 --> 03:57:19,380 Thank you very much there. 4027 03:57:19,380 --> 03:57:20,380 No hope. 4028 03:57:20,380 --> 03:57:21,380 A clone named Gibso and Steph. 4029 03:57:21,380 --> 03:57:22,380 No where to go. 4030 03:57:23,380 --> 03:57:24,380 Very kindly there, Steph. 4031 03:57:24,380 --> 03:57:26,380 I was a fool to think I could be anything without her. 4032 03:57:27,380 --> 03:57:30,380 The bar was just a crutch and they kicked that out from under me. 4033 03:57:31,380 --> 03:57:36,380 There's only one thing left for me to do. 4034 03:57:37,380 --> 03:57:39,380 *Loud noise* 4035 03:57:39,380 --> 03:57:41,380 *Loud noise* 4036 03:57:41,380 --> 03:57:45,380 How selfish you are Edward my love. 4037 03:57:45,380 --> 03:57:47,380 Have you forgotten your child? 4038 03:57:47,380 --> 03:57:49,380 Remember? 4039 03:57:49,380 --> 03:57:51,380 There was a boy. 4040 03:57:51,380 --> 03:57:55,380 Unwanted, neglected, unloved. 4041 03:57:55,380 --> 03:57:57,380 He grew up alone. 4042 03:57:57,380 --> 03:57:59,380 Is he my dad? 4043 03:57:59,380 --> 03:58:01,380 Is he the cockroach's dad? 4044 03:58:01,380 --> 03:58:03,380 More trouble than you. 4045 03:58:03,380 --> 03:58:05,380 Kinda lost you know? 4046 03:58:05,380 --> 03:58:07,380 Save each other. 4047 03:58:07,380 --> 03:58:09,380 He is. Okay. 4048 03:58:09,380 --> 03:58:11,380 And him to see. 4049 03:58:11,380 --> 03:58:13,380 It's fucking mental isn't it this game? 4050 03:58:13,380 --> 03:58:15,380 Angelina. 4051 03:58:15,380 --> 03:58:17,380 My god. 4052 03:58:17,380 --> 03:58:19,380 It's like... 4053 03:58:19,380 --> 03:58:21,380 What was I thinking? 4054 03:58:21,380 --> 03:58:23,380 It's like they got a different actor to do that... 4055 03:58:23,380 --> 03:58:25,380 that bit there, that voice over. 4056 03:58:25,380 --> 03:58:27,380 Alright, let's not do that again. 4057 03:58:27,380 --> 03:58:29,380 We don't wanna fucking see that again. 4058 03:58:29,380 --> 03:58:31,380 Maybe you can go inside that hole there? 4059 03:58:31,380 --> 03:58:33,380 We already went there. 4060 03:58:33,380 --> 03:58:35,380 I don't wanna go back. 4061 03:58:35,380 --> 03:58:37,380 Maybe it's a case of just... 4062 03:58:37,380 --> 03:58:39,380 going to the end of the Barracuda and seeing what's... 4063 03:58:39,380 --> 03:58:41,380 We were already there. 4064 03:58:41,380 --> 03:58:43,380 We went inside the Barracuda's eye. 4065 03:58:43,380 --> 03:58:45,380 Maybe you go across his nose, do ya? 4066 03:58:45,380 --> 03:58:47,380 Yeah, this is better than Heavy Rain. 4067 03:58:47,380 --> 03:58:49,380 It has to be said. 4068 03:58:49,380 --> 03:58:51,380 You think of all the money that went on Heavy Rain making it. 4069 03:58:51,380 --> 03:58:53,380 This is better than Heavy Rain. 4070 03:58:53,380 --> 03:58:55,380 I'm more engrossed in the story and I... 4071 03:58:55,380 --> 03:58:57,380 I connect with the characters... 4072 03:58:57,380 --> 03:59:01,380 on a deeper and more meaningful level than I did with Heavy Rain. 4073 03:59:01,380 --> 03:59:03,380 Heavy Roach. 4074 03:59:03,380 --> 03:59:05,380 Heavy Roach. 4075 03:59:05,380 --> 03:59:07,380 So you can't... 4076 03:59:07,380 --> 03:59:11,380 Go across the Swordfish's nose or the Barracuda's nose, whatever the fuck you think that is. 4077 03:59:11,380 --> 03:59:12,380 Cross... 4078 03:59:12,380 --> 03:59:13,380 We've got some intel here from Ephraim. 4079 03:59:13,380 --> 03:59:15,380 Cross the Baseball Bat to the opposite side of the bar. 4080 03:59:15,380 --> 03:59:17,380 Go to the right. 4081 03:59:17,380 --> 03:59:22,700 Go across the swordfish's nose or the barracuda's nose, whatever the fuck you think that is. 4082 03:59:24,280 --> 03:59:27,180 Cross, we've got some intel here from Ephraim. 4083 03:59:28,200 --> 03:59:30,720 Cross the baseball bat to the opposite side of the bar. 4084 03:59:31,520 --> 03:59:32,320 Go to the right. 4085 03:59:33,180 --> 03:59:34,440 Ride the peanut shell. 4086 03:59:34,880 --> 03:59:38,940 Walk on bartender's companion till bad mojo recipe appears. 4087 03:59:39,060 --> 03:59:40,200 Cross bat to liquor bottles. 4088 03:59:40,560 --> 03:59:46,720 That sounds like you're, I was with you there up until you said ride the peanut shell. 4089 03:59:46,720 --> 03:59:51,960 And then I started, my senses sensed that you're taking the pace, are you? 4090 04:00:06,160 --> 04:00:09,520 That's game FAQ's pace, okay. 4091 04:00:14,240 --> 04:00:16,380 What's the speed run record for the game? 4092 04:00:16,480 --> 04:00:18,380 Zap, you're looking at it right now, man. 4093 04:00:18,900 --> 04:00:20,700 Fucking four hours on the dot. 4094 04:00:21,600 --> 04:00:22,660 Could be even less. 4095 04:00:23,320 --> 04:00:24,020 Probably less. 4096 04:00:27,480 --> 04:00:31,640 I'm gonna go down this guy's back fin or whatever the fuck you call that. 4097 04:00:32,720 --> 04:00:39,560 Now, just need to get that bit of text there from Ephraim Winslow. 4098 04:00:39,640 --> 04:00:42,320 You cross the baseball bat to the opposite side of the bar. 4099 04:00:42,660 --> 04:00:43,900 Where's the baseball bat? 4100 04:00:43,960 --> 04:00:44,720 I didn't see that. 4101 04:00:45,420 --> 04:00:46,720 Ride the peanut shell. 4102 04:00:46,920 --> 04:00:54,060 Okay, we'll wait until we've found the baseball bat first before we get to the nuts and bolts of how you go about riding a fucking peanut shell. 4103 04:00:55,180 --> 04:00:58,260 I'm sure you just step on it or something and it takes you away. 4104 04:01:06,640 --> 04:01:07,560 Look at this, look. 4105 04:01:09,640 --> 04:01:12,260 Can hear that bastard cat there. 4106 04:01:12,340 --> 04:01:12,600 Look at you. 4107 04:01:12,720 --> 04:01:14,080 There's no way we're going down there. 4108 04:01:14,860 --> 04:01:16,580 Where's the baseball bat, lads, you know? 4109 04:01:17,020 --> 04:01:17,780 Let's, uh... 4110 04:01:17,780 --> 04:01:19,780 Or is that... 4111 04:01:19,780 --> 04:01:23,920 Because you said to go over to the right. 4112 04:01:24,040 --> 04:01:25,460 Now I'm going down the bottom left. 4113 04:01:25,960 --> 04:01:28,420 And I've been fucking catastrophic, guys. 4114 04:01:29,860 --> 04:01:31,060 Headshotting again. 4115 04:01:31,900 --> 04:01:32,800 Team White. 4116 04:01:35,020 --> 04:01:36,180 Liquid Cat. 4117 04:01:36,380 --> 04:01:37,260 Thank you very much. 4118 04:01:38,160 --> 04:01:38,860 Tim Reedy. 4119 04:01:39,320 --> 04:01:41,200 For your kind, heart, and generous tip. 4120 04:01:44,900 --> 04:01:48,980 I'm really wanting to make good with our cockroach here. 4121 04:01:49,180 --> 04:01:52,420 To honor these kind tips that have been bestowed upon us. 4122 04:01:53,460 --> 04:01:54,720 There's the baseball bat, guys. 4123 04:01:55,240 --> 04:01:55,880 Lovely stuff. 4124 04:01:55,880 --> 04:01:59,360 Don't go to bed just yet. 4125 04:01:59,840 --> 04:02:01,020 Something crazy might happen. 4126 04:02:02,900 --> 04:02:05,000 I know I said that there four hours ago. 4127 04:02:05,860 --> 04:02:06,640 But something crazy... 4128 04:02:06,640 --> 04:02:07,160 I've got... 4129 04:02:07,160 --> 04:02:09,520 I've just got a feeling here that it's going to get crazy. 4130 04:02:14,520 --> 04:02:15,860 Then go over to the right. 4131 04:02:19,700 --> 04:02:21,880 I'm just going to look again here. 4132 04:02:23,400 --> 04:02:25,160 Fed to, uh... 4133 04:02:25,160 --> 04:02:27,220 Where's the comet? 4134 04:02:27,220 --> 04:02:27,540 Okay. 4135 04:02:27,600 --> 04:02:29,620 Cross the baseball bat to the opposite side of the bar. 4136 04:02:29,720 --> 04:02:30,440 Go to the right. 4137 04:02:30,860 --> 04:02:32,320 Ride the peanut shell. 4138 04:02:32,940 --> 04:02:34,060 Where's the peanut shell? 4139 04:02:40,060 --> 04:02:41,060 Oh, peanuts. 4140 04:02:41,060 --> 04:02:41,060 Oh, peanuts. 4141 04:02:41,060 --> 04:02:43,740 Here we go. 4142 04:02:43,740 --> 04:02:44,860 Let's ride the peanut shell. 4143 04:02:44,860 --> 04:02:48,960 It looks like we're going to utilize a peanut as a kind of canoe. 4144 04:02:48,960 --> 04:02:52,880 Look at that. 4145 04:02:52,880 --> 04:02:55,520 Beautiful peanut mechanics. 4146 04:02:55,520 --> 04:02:59,140 Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet piece of peanut beef. 4147 04:02:59,140 --> 04:03:01,180 And there we go. 4148 04:03:01,180 --> 04:03:02,320 Look at this now. 4149 04:03:03,320 --> 04:03:08,720 Walk on the bartender's companion until bad mojo recipe appears. 4150 04:03:09,220 --> 04:03:12,800 Okay, so there's a drink called the bad mojo. 4151 04:03:12,800 --> 04:03:18,320 Thank you very much there of Puthog. 4152 04:03:19,320 --> 04:03:20,600 I, uh... 4153 04:03:20,600 --> 04:03:25,340 I'm not sure exactly how we get the fucking recipe for this drink. 4154 04:03:25,500 --> 04:03:27,840 Do we, do we step on a different drink here? 4155 04:03:28,240 --> 04:03:29,800 Oh yeah, we have to move this little thing, is it? 4156 04:03:30,160 --> 04:03:30,560 Okay. 4157 04:03:33,500 --> 04:03:34,180 Great stuff. 4158 04:03:34,180 --> 04:03:53,700 Melon Madness. 4159 04:03:54,640 --> 04:03:56,180 This has to be a bad mojo, is it? 4160 04:03:56,240 --> 04:03:56,820 A yield. 4161 04:03:59,960 --> 04:04:00,360 Tabaret. 4162 04:04:03,360 --> 04:04:04,600 Sunset right at the end. 4163 04:04:04,600 --> 04:04:05,260 The last one. 4164 04:04:07,380 --> 04:04:08,800 Seven ounces of grenadine. 4165 04:04:08,940 --> 04:04:10,580 Six ounces of blue curacao. 4166 04:04:11,000 --> 04:04:12,440 Five ounces of brandy. 4167 04:04:12,580 --> 04:04:13,580 Eight ounces of vodka. 4168 04:04:14,640 --> 04:04:18,900 Pour slowly in stated order over the back of spoon. 4169 04:04:22,440 --> 04:04:25,300 Get the recipe for the bad mojo. 4170 04:04:25,640 --> 04:04:26,400 And then what? 4171 04:04:26,900 --> 04:04:27,760 What's the end there? 4172 04:04:28,360 --> 04:04:30,200 Cross the bat to the liquor bottles. 4173 04:04:30,280 --> 04:04:31,280 Back to the liquor bottles. 4174 04:04:32,540 --> 04:04:33,640 Seven grenadine. 4175 04:04:33,740 --> 04:04:36,460 Take note of this, lads, because I have no notepad here. 4176 04:04:36,600 --> 04:04:37,680 Seven ounces of grenadine. 4177 04:04:37,840 --> 04:04:39,240 Six ounces of blue curacao. 4178 04:04:39,480 --> 04:04:40,660 Five ounces of brandy. 4179 04:04:40,900 --> 04:04:41,980 Eight ounces of vodka. 4180 04:04:43,560 --> 04:04:43,880 Peanut. 4181 04:04:44,260 --> 04:04:45,240 Peanuts and roaches. 4182 04:04:45,360 --> 04:04:46,620 Thank you very much for the tip. 4183 04:04:49,500 --> 04:04:52,140 Let's ride that peanut back to where we came from. 4184 04:04:53,260 --> 04:04:56,920 If you've just joined us, get ready for some hot peanut action here. 4185 04:04:56,980 --> 04:04:57,520 Look at this. 4186 04:05:03,000 --> 04:05:03,860 Beautiful stuff. 4187 04:05:05,740 --> 04:05:06,640 Great mechanic. 4188 04:05:11,460 --> 04:05:13,000 It's a dangerous game. 4189 04:05:13,000 --> 04:05:13,640 It's a dangerous game, really, isn't it? 4190 04:05:18,560 --> 04:05:19,080 Joe Joe. 4191 04:05:19,080 --> 04:05:19,820 Boom, boom, boom. 4192 04:05:20,600 --> 04:05:21,820 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 4193 04:05:21,900 --> 04:05:23,200 A kick-ass soundtrack. 4194 04:05:23,360 --> 04:05:24,880 Trent Reznor was involved. 4195 04:05:26,220 --> 04:05:28,040 At some stage along the way. 4196 04:05:31,240 --> 04:05:33,200 Now, back to the fucking booze. 4197 04:05:34,500 --> 04:05:36,260 We go over to the booze. 4198 04:05:37,300 --> 04:05:38,400 Start mixing drinks. 4199 04:05:38,500 --> 04:05:40,600 As a cockroach, well, how's he gonna do that, you know? 4200 04:05:43,960 --> 04:05:45,820 Is it grenadine first? 4201 04:05:48,900 --> 04:05:52,320 Seven green, six blue, five red, eight silver, seven... 4202 04:05:52,320 --> 04:05:52,880 Oh, this is... 4203 04:05:52,880 --> 04:05:53,700 It's green first. 4204 04:05:55,200 --> 04:05:55,880 Seven green. 4205 04:05:56,000 --> 04:05:56,800 Let's go for the green. 4206 04:05:59,660 --> 04:06:00,920 Seven ounces grenadine. 4207 04:06:01,040 --> 04:06:02,000 Seven grenadine, is it? 4208 04:06:08,980 --> 04:06:09,700 It's the red. 4209 04:06:11,440 --> 04:06:13,180 But are you meant to take a sip from it, is it? 4210 04:06:13,180 --> 04:06:14,480 Yeah, yeah. 4211 04:06:16,740 --> 04:06:17,960 Wow, we've gone into a... 4212 04:06:17,960 --> 04:06:19,740 We've gone small square mode here. 4213 04:06:19,800 --> 04:06:20,660 Is this a glitch? 4214 04:06:20,980 --> 04:06:21,900 Or is this... 4215 04:06:21,900 --> 04:06:25,300 Know the chain reaction that is part of all things. 4216 04:06:29,000 --> 04:06:29,400 What? 4217 04:06:35,280 --> 04:06:37,080 He's moving on his own here. 4218 04:06:37,140 --> 04:06:37,960 I'm not even moving him. 4219 04:06:38,420 --> 04:06:39,060 What happened there? 4220 04:06:40,020 --> 04:06:41,520 I wasn't even pressing anything. 4221 04:06:41,700 --> 04:06:42,720 He just... 4222 04:06:42,720 --> 04:06:44,020 Is the cockroach pissed? 4223 04:06:45,380 --> 04:06:47,660 Does the cockroach get pissed after he drinks? 4224 04:06:47,720 --> 04:06:49,280 And you have to control him and make sure he doesn't... 4225 04:06:49,280 --> 04:06:55,780 Right, so I drank... 4226 04:06:55,780 --> 04:06:57,280 I drank that and then... 4227 04:06:58,060 --> 04:06:58,500 Is it... 4228 04:06:58,500 --> 04:07:00,340 Is it green after it, is it? 4229 04:07:01,340 --> 04:07:08,680 Do I have to start again now? 4230 04:07:09,900 --> 04:07:13,120 With the red drink after I got attacked by the cat? 4231 04:07:15,620 --> 04:07:16,780 Six cura south. 4232 04:07:18,440 --> 04:07:20,480 Let's have a look here, find this cura south. 4233 04:07:30,340 --> 04:07:31,560 It's blue. 4234 04:07:31,560 --> 04:07:31,600 It's blue. 4235 04:07:31,600 --> 04:07:31,640 It's blue. 4236 04:07:31,640 --> 04:07:32,740 It's blue. 4237 04:07:32,740 --> 04:07:32,800 It's blue. 4238 04:07:32,800 --> 04:07:32,800 It's blue. 4239 04:07:32,800 --> 04:07:33,300 It's blue. 4240 04:07:33,300 --> 04:07:33,300 It's blue. 4241 04:07:33,300 --> 04:07:33,800 It's blue. 4242 04:07:33,800 --> 04:07:34,800 It's blue. 4243 04:07:34,800 --> 04:07:35,300 It's blue. 4244 04:07:35,300 --> 04:07:35,500 It's blue. 4245 04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500 It's blue. 4246 04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500 It's blue. 4247 04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500 It's blue. 4248 04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500 It's blue. 4249 04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:36,100 It's blue. 4250 04:07:36,100 --> 04:07:36,100 It's blue. 4251 04:07:36,100 --> 04:07:37,100 It's blue. 4252 04:07:37,100 --> 04:07:37,100 It's blue. 4253 04:07:37,100 --> 04:07:38,100 It's blue. 4254 04:07:38,100 --> 04:07:38,580 Here we go. 4255 04:07:38,580 --> 04:07:39,100 Here we go. 4256 04:07:39,100 --> 04:07:47,720 You cannot run from fear. 4257 04:07:47,720 --> 04:07:57,360 Right. 4258 04:07:57,360 --> 04:07:57,860 blue. 4259 04:07:57,860 --> 04:08:03,180 But he's not autopiloting now, thank God. 4260 04:08:03,420 --> 04:08:03,760 I don't know. 4261 04:08:03,880 --> 04:08:05,240 It must have just been a glitch or something. 4262 04:08:05,760 --> 04:08:07,580 But that lost me a fucking life, you know? 4263 04:08:08,640 --> 04:08:10,880 Uh, brandy next, is it? 4264 04:08:10,980 --> 04:08:12,520 I didn't think there was a brandy on it. 4265 04:08:14,300 --> 04:08:17,700 Unless Verm- Vermooth- Vermootix. 4266 04:08:18,280 --> 04:08:19,200 Is that brandy? 4267 04:08:19,200 --> 04:08:19,380 Is- 4268 04:08:19,380 --> 04:08:26,120 Oh, there's brandy. 4269 04:08:26,120 --> 04:08:26,860 I want brandy now. 4270 04:08:27,200 --> 04:08:27,640 Here we go. 4271 04:08:29,900 --> 04:08:30,820 Brandy snake. 4272 04:08:31,780 --> 04:08:33,620 That'd be a great name for a fucking drink. 4273 04:08:34,340 --> 04:08:35,360 A cocktail or something. 4274 04:08:35,660 --> 04:08:36,220 A brandy- 4275 04:08:36,220 --> 04:08:37,420 Do you want a brandy snake? 4276 04:08:38,920 --> 04:08:40,240 Don't give up yet. 4277 04:08:48,080 --> 04:08:49,280 Then silver vodka. 4278 04:08:55,680 --> 04:08:56,920 Okay, so that's vodka there. 4279 04:08:57,640 --> 04:08:58,760 Fancy nights vodka. 4280 04:08:58,760 --> 04:08:59,320 Here we go. 4281 04:08:59,320 --> 04:09:10,740 Something good? 4282 04:09:15,600 --> 04:09:17,640 We're- we're fucking plowing through this. 4283 04:09:18,080 --> 04:09:19,420 This is plowing the stairs. 4284 04:09:20,060 --> 04:09:21,960 Level fucking speedrunnery right here. 4285 04:09:21,960 --> 04:09:22,840 Hear me now. 4286 04:09:23,420 --> 04:09:25,580 Then you have truly sacrificed. 4287 04:09:26,220 --> 04:09:26,480 Yeah. 4288 04:09:28,620 --> 04:09:32,300 Know the chain reaction that is part of all things. 4289 04:09:33,320 --> 04:09:38,620 Remember, every action ripples and ripples and ripples. 4290 04:09:39,760 --> 04:09:44,980 Mounting energy that bloats and festers until there is a spark. 4291 04:09:45,120 --> 04:09:47,440 And then all is lost in fire. 4292 04:09:48,080 --> 04:09:51,640 But it is never too late to help those in the path of the fire. 4293 04:09:52,480 --> 04:09:54,940 They only to be roared in time. 4294 04:09:54,940 --> 04:09:56,420 You have to blow the place up. 4295 04:09:58,620 --> 04:09:59,300 Come on. 4296 04:10:00,580 --> 04:10:01,440 Nearly there. 4297 04:10:02,160 --> 04:10:02,760 I think. 4298 04:10:02,840 --> 04:10:03,220 I hope. 4299 04:10:03,220 --> 04:10:14,200 I'm going really fast now. 4300 04:10:14,360 --> 04:10:15,800 I'm really in the roach. 4301 04:10:16,220 --> 04:10:18,460 I feel like a fucking roach now. 4302 04:10:19,700 --> 04:10:20,900 I'm feeling like a roach. 4303 04:10:20,960 --> 04:10:22,120 I'm thinking like a roach. 4304 04:10:22,460 --> 04:10:24,440 I bet we have to press start on that or something. 4305 04:10:24,580 --> 04:10:24,740 Yeah. 4306 04:10:24,880 --> 04:10:25,340 I knew it. 4307 04:10:25,640 --> 04:10:26,380 No paper in the tray. 4308 04:10:26,440 --> 04:10:27,180 Let's find some paper. 4309 04:10:27,300 --> 04:10:28,360 Put that fucking paper in there. 4310 04:10:29,000 --> 04:10:31,460 How does a roach do this sort of stuff, you know? 4311 04:10:34,040 --> 04:10:34,860 Save the game. 4312 04:10:35,060 --> 04:10:35,840 Good call. 4313 04:10:36,060 --> 04:10:36,600 Good shout. 4314 04:10:38,320 --> 04:10:41,980 Thank you very much, Farfurda, for your kind, heart, and generous tip. 4315 04:10:42,960 --> 04:10:50,060 I just paid three bucks for this tip and a front row seat to this electric display of peace. 4316 04:10:50,380 --> 04:10:51,380 It's a bargain. 4317 04:10:52,040 --> 04:10:54,100 Because I'm only using the edge. 4318 04:10:54,460 --> 04:10:55,080 Great stuff. 4319 04:10:56,040 --> 04:10:57,920 Thank you very much for that tip there. 4320 04:10:58,120 --> 04:11:01,340 And let's resume game and resume pay, should we say. 4321 04:11:02,140 --> 04:11:04,560 We need to find a bit of paper for the photocopier or something. 4322 04:11:11,780 --> 04:11:12,920 So, you're a roach. 4323 04:11:16,780 --> 04:11:19,900 Press the play button and then reverse on play again to hear the message. 4324 04:11:20,560 --> 04:11:21,520 What's going on here? 4325 04:11:21,600 --> 04:11:21,760 Look. 4326 04:11:22,880 --> 04:11:24,140 I'm inside a folder. 4327 04:11:24,300 --> 04:11:24,480 Am I? 4328 04:11:24,540 --> 04:11:25,140 I'm inside a... 4329 04:11:25,140 --> 04:11:40,700 Now onto the bottle. 4330 04:11:44,700 --> 04:11:45,380 Nothing doing. 4331 04:11:45,380 --> 04:11:45,440 Nothing doing. 4332 04:11:45,440 --> 04:12:08,560 Thank you very much, Captain Sack, there for the tip. 4333 04:12:08,600 --> 04:12:12,360 I really hope that somehow Stu is watching this electric speed run. 4334 04:12:12,360 --> 04:12:22,680 Well, I mean, I only want him to be tuned in when I'm winning at the moment. 4335 04:12:22,820 --> 04:12:23,660 We're fucking losing. 4336 04:12:24,560 --> 04:12:25,720 Feels like we're down. 4337 04:12:26,400 --> 04:12:28,420 And like ten minutes ago, we were really up there. 4338 04:12:28,480 --> 04:12:31,380 When we were drinking out those bottles, progress was being made. 4339 04:12:32,100 --> 04:12:34,360 But right now, it's been a bit of a fucking slow... 4340 04:12:36,760 --> 04:12:41,220 Someone said to reverse over the thing there. 4341 04:12:42,360 --> 04:12:43,200 To play the message. 4342 04:12:48,660 --> 04:12:49,460 Two messages. 4343 04:12:50,020 --> 04:12:50,680 Play button. 4344 04:12:50,880 --> 04:12:51,100 Okay. 4345 04:12:59,100 --> 04:13:00,880 You've reached the home office of Roger Sam's. 4346 04:13:01,100 --> 04:13:03,060 I'm currently unable to answer the phone right now. 4347 04:13:03,520 --> 04:13:05,220 If it's important, leave a message. 4348 04:13:05,300 --> 04:13:06,920 I'll try to get back to you in a couple of days. 4349 04:13:07,060 --> 04:13:07,460 Boop. 4350 04:13:13,780 --> 04:13:14,720 What's going on here? 4351 04:13:14,800 --> 04:13:16,520 Look, the game looks fucking glitched. 4352 04:13:17,360 --> 04:13:18,840 Is there meant to be a video here? 4353 04:13:18,840 --> 04:13:19,200 Roger Sam's. 4354 04:13:19,200 --> 04:13:21,380 I'm currently unable to answer the phone right now. 4355 04:13:21,840 --> 04:13:23,540 If it's important, leave a message. 4356 04:13:23,620 --> 04:13:25,240 I'll try to get back to you in a couple of days. 4357 04:13:27,140 --> 04:13:28,320 This is my apartment. 4358 04:13:38,320 --> 04:13:40,720 Says it's two messages, but I'm only hearing one. 4359 04:13:43,020 --> 04:13:43,580 Hold up. 4360 04:13:45,040 --> 04:13:45,840 One message. 4361 04:13:46,640 --> 04:13:47,400 And then play. 4362 04:13:47,860 --> 04:13:49,040 It's fucking mental, isn't it? 4363 04:13:49,040 --> 04:13:53,500 A cockroach literally switching between the fucking different messages on a... 4364 04:13:53,500 --> 04:13:55,100 On a phone. 4365 04:13:56,460 --> 04:14:01,740 Thank you very much. 4366 04:14:06,000 --> 04:14:07,120 Roger's after you. 4367 04:14:18,120 --> 04:14:21,280 Jeez, I'm getting anxiety listening to that. 4368 04:14:23,460 --> 04:14:28,080 They're gonna fucking rake your ass over the coals, I said. 4369 04:14:28,080 --> 04:14:29,220 7.06pm. 4370 04:14:36,740 --> 04:14:38,000 Very bizarre stuff. 4371 04:14:38,080 --> 04:14:39,900 Thank you very much there, Dirty Jack. 4372 04:14:40,460 --> 04:14:44,960 He said, fair play doing the roach lords work. 4373 04:14:45,480 --> 04:14:47,600 And Ferrero Cock Rocher. 4374 04:14:48,600 --> 04:14:49,740 Thank you for your tip. 4375 04:14:49,800 --> 04:14:51,060 He said, thanks for the stream. 4376 04:14:52,220 --> 04:14:52,700 Therapy. 4377 04:14:52,760 --> 04:14:59,360 I didn't realize that this roach-based adventure would serve as a kind of therapeutic thing. 4378 04:14:59,420 --> 04:15:02,200 But you never know what people get. 4379 04:15:02,880 --> 04:15:05,720 What people do be getting up to inside their minds. 4380 04:15:06,840 --> 04:15:07,800 And whether or not... 4381 04:15:07,800 --> 04:15:09,340 I'm not particularly too sure where... 4382 04:15:09,340 --> 04:15:10,300 We've come to a... 4383 04:15:10,300 --> 04:15:11,800 We've reached an impasse here. 4384 04:15:12,300 --> 04:15:13,580 We're on a table with the roach. 4385 04:15:13,620 --> 04:15:14,740 I don't know where it's going. 4386 04:15:15,900 --> 04:15:18,160 Thank you very much there, Kafka, good lad. 4387 04:15:18,360 --> 04:15:19,080 And Clemens. 4388 04:15:19,880 --> 04:15:20,680 Thank you very much. 4389 04:15:20,720 --> 04:15:24,000 You see, I now feel like I'm in the roach zone. 4390 04:15:24,620 --> 04:15:26,180 Peak gaming right here. 4391 04:15:26,840 --> 04:15:29,360 And Kafka, glad Kafka. 4392 04:15:30,360 --> 04:15:32,100 Very kind of you for your tip as well. 4393 04:15:32,920 --> 04:15:36,100 But unfortunately, as the well-wishing messages come in... 4394 04:15:37,800 --> 04:15:41,880 It does seem as though we've reached a sticky patch. 4395 04:15:41,960 --> 04:15:45,720 And I'm not talking about that fucking stuff on the desk here that the roach is literally stuck in. 4396 04:15:47,060 --> 04:15:49,000 I don't understand where we're going. 4397 04:15:49,000 --> 04:15:52,000 Every time I move into another zone, it's like... 4398 04:15:52,000 --> 04:15:54,180 I'm seeing inside... 4399 04:15:54,180 --> 04:15:56,320 I'm inside a cabinet now, am I? 4400 04:15:56,320 --> 04:15:59,540 That's why it's revealing to me what's going on. 4401 04:16:07,720 --> 04:16:09,160 So there's still another... 4402 04:16:09,160 --> 04:16:10,340 Okay, Ephraim, Ephraim. 4403 04:16:10,900 --> 04:16:11,500 Next steps. 4404 04:16:11,640 --> 04:16:13,860 Climb up the desk to the broken fan. 4405 04:16:16,060 --> 04:16:17,780 I'm just going to keep that message there. 4406 04:16:19,780 --> 04:16:22,480 Climb up the desk to the broken fan. 4407 04:16:22,960 --> 04:16:24,500 Now, how do we get... 4408 04:16:24,500 --> 04:16:26,220 How do we climb up the desk? 4409 04:16:26,220 --> 04:16:29,500 So we have to get out of here. 4410 04:16:38,840 --> 04:16:40,900 And I know this is not up the desk. 4411 04:16:41,080 --> 04:16:41,540 This is... 4412 04:16:42,260 --> 04:16:43,500 Can we go off the side here? 4413 04:16:43,620 --> 04:16:44,840 Okay, look at this now. 4414 04:16:44,840 --> 04:16:44,900 Now. 4415 04:16:48,620 --> 04:16:49,940 A broken fan. 4416 04:16:49,940 --> 04:16:51,900 Push the wire until the fan comes on. 4417 04:16:56,140 --> 04:16:57,060 Look at this. 4418 04:16:57,720 --> 04:16:58,840 Where is this going to bring us? 4419 04:16:58,900 --> 04:16:59,040 Look. 4420 04:16:59,520 --> 04:17:00,020 Not there. 4421 04:17:00,100 --> 04:17:00,900 We don't want to go there. 4422 04:17:00,900 --> 04:17:13,180 Not working, let's... 4423 04:17:13,180 --> 04:17:15,760 The shit situation. 4424 04:17:15,760 --> 04:17:17,180 We need to go around... 4425 04:17:17,180 --> 04:17:19,400 The other side of the fucking thing, maybe. 4426 04:17:23,400 --> 04:17:24,300 It's tense. 4427 04:17:24,680 --> 04:17:26,260 We're nearly there, I believe. 4428 04:17:36,640 --> 04:17:37,080 We're... 4429 04:17:37,080 --> 04:17:37,900 We're nearing... 4430 04:17:37,900 --> 04:17:38,960 Nearing the zenith... 4431 04:17:39,840 --> 04:17:43,120 Of this absolutely fine piece of... 4432 04:17:43,120 --> 04:17:45,760 Gameplay technology delivered to us. 4433 04:17:45,960 --> 04:17:46,500 At pace. 4434 04:17:46,560 --> 04:17:48,120 I don't know who made the game. 4435 04:17:48,180 --> 04:17:50,680 I didn't look at the publisher or the developer at the beginning. 4436 04:17:53,480 --> 04:17:54,660 Fucking waste of time. 4437 04:17:54,720 --> 04:17:55,460 I don't know where I'm going. 4438 04:17:56,040 --> 04:17:57,140 Can I go inside that pipe? 4439 04:17:57,280 --> 04:17:58,660 That's where I came into the equation. 4440 04:17:59,340 --> 04:18:01,480 We can't go down there because the cattle head shot us. 4441 04:18:01,480 --> 04:18:17,160 Just load the fucking thing, is it? 4442 04:18:19,840 --> 04:18:20,680 Just load it. 4443 04:18:20,680 --> 04:18:39,080 Fucking hell. 4444 04:18:40,680 --> 04:18:42,100 Where is this fan? 4445 04:18:42,720 --> 04:18:43,340 Ephraim, there. 4446 04:18:43,420 --> 04:18:45,700 You were telling me that there's a fan that I need to get to. 4447 04:18:45,740 --> 04:18:46,220 Where is it? 4448 04:18:46,240 --> 04:18:46,940 I can't see it. 4449 04:18:47,520 --> 04:18:48,120 Sorry, no. 4450 04:18:48,200 --> 04:18:50,400 I don't mean to be ratty or anything like that. 4451 04:18:50,400 --> 04:18:51,400 But it's... 4452 04:18:54,020 --> 04:18:56,020 It's fucking ten past eleven, you know? 4453 04:18:56,060 --> 04:18:57,700 We've been at this for four and a half hours. 4454 04:18:59,440 --> 04:18:59,760 Nearly. 4455 04:19:03,400 --> 04:19:04,440 You didn't write the guide. 4456 04:19:04,600 --> 04:19:05,480 Okay, well, I mean, look. 4457 04:19:05,560 --> 04:19:06,400 I'm just... 4458 04:19:07,060 --> 04:19:08,140 Confused here. 4459 04:19:08,260 --> 04:19:08,540 Where... 4460 04:19:08,540 --> 04:19:10,400 How do you climb up the... 4461 04:19:11,400 --> 04:19:14,380 The fucking thing. 4462 04:19:14,560 --> 04:19:14,840 It's... 4463 04:19:14,840 --> 04:19:15,720 It's not giving me... 4464 04:19:15,720 --> 04:19:18,700 It's not giving me any indication as to where I'm meant to be going here. 4465 04:19:20,120 --> 04:19:25,780 a bell in spurling thank you very much for your tip very very kind of you there 4466 04:19:25,780 --> 04:19:33,500 well sorry about the the injection of pace which is sadly it's just hit a bit of a 4467 04:19:33,500 --> 04:19:39,900 fucking speed bump it's nothing we can't handle but we keep on finding ourselves at the same 4468 04:19:39,900 --> 04:19:47,800 place again and again i've been here three times now you can't go down because the cat will get you 4469 04:19:48,980 --> 04:19:52,220 now we're on the typewriter again we're on the fucking messages again 4470 04:19:52,220 --> 04:20:09,540 maybe end the stream and come back to this to fresh i'm not coming back to this game i don't think 4471 04:20:17,840 --> 04:20:35,600 climb up the back of the desk on the raised hutch and connect the broken wires what's the hutch 4472 04:20:35,600 --> 04:20:39,520 hutch is where you keep rabbits like is it 4473 04:20:39,520 --> 04:20:52,140 has to be something to do with this this place here i'm inside this fucking thing 4474 04:20:52,140 --> 04:21:00,080 secret 4475 04:21:00,080 --> 04:21:08,340 go to the left underneath the desk you can go up the side go to go to the left 4476 04:21:08,340 --> 04:21:14,780 up underneath the desk you can go up the side you were on there a minute ago okay so i was right 4477 04:21:14,780 --> 04:21:19,760 here oh you can go up there no 4478 04:21:19,760 --> 04:21:47,620 what like what where where are you meant to be going man play the second message the messages don't have any bearing on what's going on sure they don't you can play the fucking messages it doesn't matter 4479 04:21:47,620 --> 04:21:56,060 i'm gonna play the message just because you're asking me to do it 4480 04:21:56,060 --> 04:22:25,180 Okay. Okay. 4481 04:22:25,180 --> 04:22:48,700 Okay. Okay. Thursday, 7.06 p.m. Right. Can you go up here, look? Can you climb up that bit? 4482 04:22:51,700 --> 04:23:14,020 Oh! Woo! Back in business. Let's do this. Come on. Roach zone. There's the wire. What do you do with this now? Do you fucking electrocute yourself? Is it? You too. 4483 04:23:16,660 --> 04:23:25,440 Quip, thank you very much there. So that's done that. He's like a little electrician, this cockroach. 4484 04:23:29,100 --> 04:23:32,840 What do I do now? I mean, do I put something on that wire? Do I? 4485 04:23:38,600 --> 04:23:41,940 Another fucking world of stuff here now that I have to investigate. 4486 04:23:45,540 --> 04:23:54,920 Paper in the printer now. Now you've got paper in the printer. Back to the fax machine. Okay, come on. This is good. We're working together. Symbiosis. Symbiosis. 4487 04:23:58,580 --> 04:24:17,500 Check the messages. He's an industrious little fucker, this cockroach. He knows what he's doing when he's given the right tools in the trade. He knows what he's at. Don't mind him. He's got a bit of attitude. Now there's paper in there. We press print, is it? Start. 4488 04:24:23,580 --> 04:24:28,580 What's that now? Nothing's happening. Copy. Okay. 4489 04:24:48,580 --> 04:24:57,080 Oh, I thought that was the end of the fucking game. 4490 04:24:58,760 --> 04:25:02,200 So now what? Now we've found out that he's dead or something, is it? 4491 04:25:04,740 --> 04:25:10,020 Still more to this, guys. It's not over yet. Don't go to bed just yet. Something crazy might happen. 4492 04:25:14,580 --> 04:25:18,400 What? Solid. Climb down the paper. Okay. 4493 04:25:21,200 --> 04:25:24,120 Don't run from your feelings. Discover answers. We've taken liberty. 4494 04:25:26,760 --> 04:25:28,880 Please feel free to contact me. Okay. Yeah. 4495 04:25:29,420 --> 04:25:30,540 Let's go down here. 4496 04:25:31,400 --> 04:25:36,500 I suppose you're meant to read all this just to give yourself an idea of what the story was. 4497 04:25:36,560 --> 04:25:46,960 But I mean, I don't think it's going to enhance my enjoyment of the game any more than to just getting it fucking finished over and done with it uninstalled. 4498 04:25:47,060 --> 04:25:47,500 What do you know? 4499 04:25:49,440 --> 04:25:50,240 Bon air. 4500 04:25:50,460 --> 04:25:52,600 Now, something to do with this pencil, is it? 4501 04:25:55,480 --> 04:25:58,700 Crawl down the papers to remote control. 4502 04:25:58,840 --> 04:26:02,820 Push the cigarette butt so it no longer blocks the remote control light. 4503 04:26:02,820 --> 04:26:09,840 Get on a butterfly and fly across the room. Interesting stuff. 4504 04:26:09,840 --> 04:26:16,060 Crawl down the papers to remote control. Push the cigarette butt so it no longer blocks the remote control light. 4505 04:26:16,200 --> 04:26:18,740 The infrared light there. 4506 04:26:25,440 --> 04:26:28,800 He's not moving this fucking thing. He's not moving the cigarette butt. 4507 04:26:30,540 --> 04:26:32,080 He's just turning it round. 4508 04:26:32,560 --> 04:26:34,980 It's still blocking the infrared. 4509 04:26:38,120 --> 04:26:40,180 Biz, thank you very much for the tip there. 4510 04:26:40,340 --> 04:26:41,100 And Guinness. 4511 04:26:42,120 --> 04:26:43,460 Thank you very much as well. 4512 04:26:43,520 --> 04:26:44,920 You see, Guinness are interested. 4513 04:26:45,080 --> 04:26:46,780 Guinness, it's the final furlong. 4514 04:26:47,080 --> 04:26:48,880 Now show us what you're worth, you see. 4515 04:26:48,880 --> 04:26:55,140 I think the cigarette is not blocking the thing there. 4516 04:26:55,400 --> 04:26:56,080 Maybe there. 4517 04:26:56,220 --> 04:26:58,000 And then we press the power on. 4518 04:27:01,300 --> 04:27:02,120 Great stuff. 4519 04:27:03,140 --> 04:27:04,720 Let's turn the TV on. 4520 04:27:05,100 --> 04:27:08,700 How does a TV that retro vintage have a remote that modern? 4521 04:27:09,060 --> 04:27:09,820 Doesn't make sense. 4522 04:27:09,820 --> 04:27:15,720 If you see me now, then you have also seen a man who's lost all hope. 4523 04:27:19,040 --> 04:27:20,040 He's running. 4524 04:27:20,700 --> 04:27:24,960 Trying to hide from all the anger and fear that has plagued him. 4525 04:27:26,000 --> 04:27:28,160 You cannot run from fear. 4526 04:27:28,560 --> 04:27:33,100 For no matter where you go, or what lies you may believe, 4527 04:27:33,420 --> 04:27:36,480 truth always stares back at you from the mirror. 4528 04:27:36,480 --> 04:27:38,400 Right, so that's my mother. 4529 04:27:40,060 --> 04:27:41,300 That's my mother, is it? 4530 04:27:43,840 --> 04:27:45,920 Now, according to Ephraim there, 4531 04:27:46,140 --> 04:27:49,240 who has been instrumental in making us 4532 04:27:49,240 --> 04:27:52,260 very, very proud of ourselves here, 4533 04:27:52,380 --> 04:27:55,860 we're going to complete an absolutely beautiful speedrun, it seems. 4534 04:27:56,000 --> 04:27:57,960 And we're going to get on back of a butterfly here 4535 04:27:57,960 --> 04:27:59,820 and fly away into the fucking sunset. 4536 04:28:00,560 --> 04:28:01,320 Sounds great. 4537 04:28:01,880 --> 04:28:03,760 Perhaps a metaphor for something or other. 4538 04:28:04,820 --> 04:28:08,420 Lovely full motion video of the budget, the rest of the budget went on this. 4539 04:28:29,540 --> 04:28:32,460 Now there's another section. Fuck off. 4540 04:28:32,460 --> 04:28:39,160 You're joking me. Fucking joking. 4541 04:28:39,160 --> 04:28:46,020 The last thing that I read was, get onto the butterfly, fly away. It sounded like it was the end of the game. 4542 04:28:47,640 --> 04:28:57,180 Crawl all the way to the left of the aquarium. Crawl down cord of heating pad. Watch video. Visit yourself on floor. 4543 04:29:01,180 --> 04:29:03,080 There's not a fucking good bit more of this. 4544 04:29:05,900 --> 04:29:09,000 Watch. Crawl down the cord of the heating pad. 4545 04:29:12,340 --> 04:29:14,140 What's this here? Is this the heating pad, is it? 4546 04:29:28,140 --> 04:29:30,260 Is it your watch video? 4547 04:29:32,360 --> 04:29:33,300 Where's the video? 4548 04:29:37,520 --> 04:29:38,340 What am I doing? 4549 04:29:39,000 --> 04:29:39,680 I go down. 4550 04:29:39,800 --> 04:29:40,400 Okay, okay. 4551 04:29:40,560 --> 04:29:41,380 Okay, okay, okay. 4552 04:29:41,500 --> 04:29:42,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 4553 04:29:42,960 --> 04:29:43,640 We go down there. 4554 04:29:44,140 --> 04:29:44,820 That's great. 4555 04:29:44,820 --> 04:30:10,060 Exit through fan on top right wall above experiment table. 4556 04:30:10,060 --> 04:30:29,600 Here, do I crawl on myself, is this? 4557 04:30:30,760 --> 04:30:31,320 No? 4558 04:30:34,780 --> 04:30:35,460 Shit. 4559 04:30:39,260 --> 04:30:40,460 Bizarre stuff, huh? 4560 04:30:41,480 --> 04:30:42,160 Bizarre. 4561 04:30:42,960 --> 04:30:43,360 Wait. 4562 04:30:47,540 --> 04:30:51,540 Exit through the fan on the top right of the wall above the experiment table. 4563 04:30:51,920 --> 04:30:52,860 So where's that, lads? 4564 04:30:52,980 --> 04:30:54,260 You know, where's the experiment table? 4565 04:31:08,460 --> 04:31:14,880 What? 4566 04:31:14,880 --> 04:31:14,900 What? 4567 04:31:14,900 --> 04:31:14,900 What? 4568 04:31:14,900 --> 04:31:14,900 What? 4569 04:31:18,900 --> 04:31:23,920 Do you have to try and get inside the pendant there with the old lidsdy? 4570 04:31:33,920 --> 04:31:36,600 Then east and north and then climb the table. 4571 04:31:38,420 --> 04:31:39,320 Back up the leg. 4572 04:31:41,040 --> 04:31:41,340 Come on. 4573 04:31:42,120 --> 04:31:43,360 We're on the fucking road now. 4574 04:31:43,420 --> 04:31:44,120 We're on the right road. 4575 04:31:44,200 --> 04:31:44,660 This is it. 4576 04:31:46,620 --> 04:31:47,720 The end is inside. 4577 04:31:49,320 --> 04:31:53,500 Climb the wall and head to the top left of the vent. 4578 04:31:53,840 --> 04:31:54,620 Let's do this. 4579 04:31:54,620 --> 04:31:54,620 Let's do this. 4580 04:31:55,880 --> 04:31:56,620 Music's good. 4581 04:32:02,000 --> 04:32:02,660 Lovely stuff. 4582 04:32:02,660 --> 04:32:32,640 Thank you. 4583 04:32:32,640 --> 04:33:02,620 Thank you. 4584 04:33:02,620 --> 04:33:32,600 Thank you. 4585 04:33:32,600 --> 04:33:34,600 Thank you. 4586 04:33:34,600 --> 04:33:35,720 Where's the cutscene, lads? 4587 04:33:38,140 --> 04:33:38,940 Save the game. 4588 04:33:55,560 --> 04:33:59,340 He doesn't like that. He doesn't like it when he gets stuck on the porcelain. 4589 04:34:04,860 --> 04:34:07,660 All this text look they wrote thinking we'd read it. 4590 04:34:10,940 --> 04:34:12,460 I'm sorry, Hench. 4591 04:34:13,480 --> 04:34:15,800 But I never could have raised him without you. 4592 04:34:16,220 --> 04:34:17,760 Take good care of him, sister. 4593 04:34:20,420 --> 04:34:22,480 And make sure he gets these when he's older. 4594 04:34:22,860 --> 04:34:23,880 The bar room. 4595 04:34:24,780 --> 04:34:26,380 There's no place for a kid. 4596 04:34:26,660 --> 04:34:27,320 Great acting. 4597 04:34:27,320 --> 04:34:28,620 Don't be worried, Mr. Petito. 4598 04:34:29,280 --> 04:34:29,860 We're his family now. 4599 04:34:29,860 --> 04:34:31,420 Really brings you inside. 4600 04:34:35,420 --> 04:34:36,440 I'm sorry. 4601 04:34:36,440 --> 04:34:44,820 Okay, now, right, back up the pipe, you say now, yeah? 4602 04:34:46,120 --> 04:34:47,980 We get up, back up the shower pipe. 4603 04:34:49,940 --> 04:34:53,880 Tell you something, there better be something at the end of this fucking thing, because... 4604 04:34:53,880 --> 04:34:59,060 Now he's stuck, I can't even see him, I can just hear him. 4605 04:35:05,340 --> 04:35:06,940 How do I get out of here now? 4606 04:35:25,080 --> 04:35:28,280 Get off the fucking thing, get off the... 4607 04:35:34,240 --> 04:35:38,280 Okay, back... 4608 04:35:38,280 --> 04:35:39,620 What was the next bit there? 4609 04:35:39,760 --> 04:35:43,840 Oh, back up the fucking shower pipe and then what? 4610 04:35:43,840 --> 04:35:45,420 Back to where I came, is it? 4611 04:35:46,880 --> 04:35:50,220 Sean Kibblehan, how are you? 4612 04:35:51,320 --> 04:35:54,080 Don't check the stock, check the drain pipes, you say. 4613 04:35:54,220 --> 04:36:01,880 Lovely reference there to Jimmy Juice's call to Hong Kong back in 2019. 4614 04:36:03,160 --> 04:36:06,280 Through the vent, Gwigzy, the vent that I came in. 4615 04:36:06,280 --> 04:36:06,880 This... 4616 04:36:06,880 --> 04:36:10,480 Right. 4617 04:36:10,480 --> 04:36:14,520 Right. 4618 04:36:14,520 --> 04:36:33,160 I can feel the tension building now. 4619 04:36:33,160 --> 04:36:35,580 We're getting closer. 4620 04:36:35,580 --> 04:36:38,340 So, we're back through the vent. 4621 04:36:40,080 --> 04:36:41,040 What does this... 4622 04:36:41,040 --> 04:36:42,620 What does this mean for us now? 4623 04:36:51,960 --> 04:36:54,860 I don't want to fall asleep, lads, but I mean, it's getting late. 4624 04:36:55,340 --> 04:36:55,880 What's... 4625 04:36:55,880 --> 04:36:56,460 What's... 4626 04:36:56,460 --> 04:36:59,000 I need to scroll back up here to see... 4627 04:36:59,000 --> 04:37:02,560 The comment that was left that told us what to do was... 4628 04:37:02,560 --> 04:37:07,460 So, the last known comment from Gwigzy was through the vent. 4629 04:37:07,560 --> 04:37:08,380 I've gone through the vent. 4630 04:37:08,740 --> 04:37:09,480 Head east. 4631 04:37:10,560 --> 04:37:12,440 Until you see a break in the cobwebs. 4632 04:37:12,520 --> 04:37:13,280 Crawl upwards. 4633 04:37:13,820 --> 04:37:15,220 Then go through that vent. 4634 04:37:15,340 --> 04:37:16,160 Could leave the area. 4635 04:37:16,160 --> 04:37:23,820 Creeping Roach Biden. 4636 04:37:37,280 --> 04:37:39,200 You slay me. 4637 04:37:40,000 --> 04:37:40,680 Kiss kiss. 4638 04:37:41,300 --> 04:37:42,540 Oh, kiss sukey. 4639 04:37:44,280 --> 04:37:45,440 Roach pre-production. 4640 04:37:45,580 --> 04:37:46,200 Reproduction. 4641 04:37:47,820 --> 04:37:48,940 Oh, beautiful. 4642 04:37:49,180 --> 04:37:49,440 Beautiful. 4643 04:37:53,520 --> 04:37:54,280 Oh. 4644 04:37:54,400 --> 04:37:57,960 What do I have to do? 4645 04:38:16,200 --> 04:38:17,640 Oh, who's this guy now? 4646 04:38:18,000 --> 04:38:19,940 Another bug with a tale to tell. 4647 04:38:19,940 --> 04:38:23,220 See me for the last time when you pass through the wall. 4648 04:38:23,920 --> 04:38:26,720 The blades in a wind tunnel cause you to stall. 4649 04:38:27,760 --> 04:38:30,940 In order to stop it, enter a muse. 4650 04:38:32,300 --> 04:38:33,560 Don't give up quickly. 4651 04:38:33,760 --> 04:38:35,280 Don't blow your fuse. 4652 04:38:35,780 --> 04:38:39,320 But first, there's the feline below on the mat. 4653 04:38:40,280 --> 04:38:43,880 Remember, curiosity can kill the cat. 4654 04:38:45,980 --> 04:38:46,520 Right. 4655 04:38:48,520 --> 04:38:49,040 Kiss. 4656 04:38:49,040 --> 04:38:50,040 Kiss. 4657 04:39:15,680 --> 04:39:17,420 Am I going back to the vent again? 4658 04:39:17,420 --> 04:39:31,420 I'm heading east and I can't get to the vent. I have to go back to the picture of the lady 4659 04:39:31,420 --> 04:39:44,920 and then go north. Back two frames. Now, what's the point of this? Now I'm just going to get 4660 04:39:44,920 --> 04:40:12,420 blown back out of the fucking thing. Do you have to go and hang out with the cat, is 4661 04:40:12,420 --> 04:40:19,420 it? Maybe I get on this? Book's back here. 4662 04:40:19,420 --> 04:40:26,420 Bees. Thank you very much for the tip. My cat is hooked on this Roach TV. 4663 04:40:26,420 --> 04:40:33,420 Fucking sick of this. I'm back at this place now. I didn't want to go here. Back with... 4664 04:40:33,420 --> 04:40:46,200 Bees, thank you very much for the tip. 4665 04:40:46,620 --> 04:40:48,800 My cat is hooked on this roach TV. 4666 04:40:50,080 --> 04:40:50,960 Fucking sick of this. 4667 04:40:51,020 --> 04:40:52,120 I'm back at this place now. 4668 04:40:52,200 --> 04:40:53,660 I didn't want to go here. 4669 04:40:54,080 --> 04:40:54,400 Back. 4670 04:41:00,300 --> 04:41:00,940 Skip that. 4671 04:41:01,080 --> 04:41:02,220 Fuck you can skip that. 4672 04:41:02,320 --> 04:41:03,380 I'm only just realized that. 4673 04:41:03,900 --> 04:41:04,560 Press escape. 4674 04:41:04,680 --> 04:41:05,240 It skips it. 4675 04:41:11,640 --> 04:41:12,760 Let's get this going. 4676 04:41:13,020 --> 04:41:13,880 Let's get this going. 4677 04:41:13,960 --> 04:41:14,760 We're nearly there. 4678 04:41:14,860 --> 04:41:16,200 It has to be nearly there. 4679 04:41:23,340 --> 04:41:26,420 Do I have to go down and find the cat? 4680 04:41:26,500 --> 04:41:27,360 Is that where I'm going? 4681 04:41:28,840 --> 04:41:30,180 Something to do with the cat. 4682 04:41:30,180 --> 04:41:32,620 "The 4683 04:41:32,620 --> 04:41:34,820 US of the 4684 04:41:34,820 --> 04:41:37,420 Gas, 4685 04:41:37,420 --> 04:41:39,380 the 4686 04:41:39,380 --> 04:41:40,300 'Fu 4687 04:41:40,300 --> 04:41:42,460 ' 4688 04:41:42,460 --> 04:41:44,620 We 4689 04:41:44,620 --> 04:42:02,620 'Fu' 4690 04:42:02,620 --> 04:42:10,620 The fuse box is in a different area, but... so I have to go back to the... I don't know, I don't where in Goldman. 4691 04:42:10,620 --> 04:42:16,620 "Cook Roach, thank you very much." 4692 04:42:16,620 --> 04:42:28,620 "The lads have gone now, both Guigzi in a frame, they've gone. They're sick of it. And they're not giving me any... they've done with the information. 4693 04:42:28,620 --> 04:42:34,620 "Follow the other Roaches that says Neville." "I just don't feel like that's a good idea, Neville." 4694 04:42:34,620 --> 04:42:39,620 "I really don't feel like that's a good idea." "I'm wasting my time." 4695 04:42:39,620 --> 04:42:46,620 "Something to do at the beginning, but the fuse box is in the basement." 4696 04:42:46,620 --> 04:42:54,620 "I'm having a... I'm having a fucking panic attack now, nearly." "This is the... the other Roaches going up here." 4697 04:42:54,620 --> 04:43:09,620 "I'm having a fucking panic attack now, nearly." "This is the... the other Roaches going up here." 4698 04:43:09,620 --> 04:43:33,620 *Sigh* 4699 04:43:33,620 --> 04:43:37,620 *Sigh* 4700 04:43:37,620 --> 04:43:41,620 Conrad, thank you very, very much. 4701 04:43:41,620 --> 04:43:49,620 He says, "Play this 28 year old game to its conclusion. It's vital to everyone. People are seeing fuse box to turn on the fan." 4702 04:43:49,620 --> 04:43:53,620 I can, I can hear ya. I hear ya. The fuse box. People are seeing it. 4703 04:43:53,620 --> 04:43:57,620 Where is the fuse box? Do I have to get back on the butterfly? 4704 04:43:57,620 --> 04:44:11,620 I'm trying to get down to the cat as well. It's not happening. 4705 04:44:11,620 --> 04:44:17,780 when you say near the start of the game 4706 04:44:17,780 --> 04:44:20,560 that's great and everything but how'd you get to there 4707 04:44:20,560 --> 04:44:23,820 I'm just gonna get on the butterfly and fuck off back 4708 04:44:23,820 --> 04:44:25,920 because they wouldn't have given you the option 4709 04:44:25,920 --> 04:44:27,240 to re 4710 04:44:27,240 --> 04:44:30,680 fucking embark 4711 04:44:30,680 --> 04:44:32,840 on the butterfly 4712 04:44:32,840 --> 04:44:36,660 and this guy's gonna take us back to somewhere we need to go 4713 04:44:36,660 --> 04:44:38,320 we need to short the fuse again now 4714 04:44:38,320 --> 04:44:42,480 the fuse box was where I can't even remember 4715 04:44:42,480 --> 04:44:44,680 where that fuse box was or is 4716 04:44:44,680 --> 04:45:02,280 it's too much information I think 4717 04:45:02,280 --> 04:45:04,520 some people are lying to me now as well 4718 04:45:04,520 --> 04:45:06,000 I'm getting very 4719 04:45:06,000 --> 04:45:07,900 very confused 4720 04:45:07,900 --> 04:45:37,880 *music* 4721 04:45:37,880 --> 04:45:46,560 I don't know what I'm doing lads. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. To be honest. 4722 04:45:46,560 --> 04:46:02,560 *music* 4723 04:46:02,560 --> 04:46:08,880 to the basement i don't i don't know how to get there i mean i i find it hard to believe that the 4724 04:46:08,880 --> 04:46:12,640 the information was coming thick and fast and it was all on point as well and then 4725 04:46:13,280 --> 04:46:20,400 out of nowhere it just seemingly stopped like ephraim winslow you've done a great job 4726 04:46:20,400 --> 04:46:26,880 of helping me out but now you're simply just saying bin it and watch the ending but how come 4727 04:46:26,880 --> 04:46:31,280 you you were you were giving me such great information now the information is just gone to 4728 04:46:31,280 --> 04:46:43,920 throw it in the bin thank you very much conrad01 there who says cough cough hint hint let's have a look 4729 04:46:45,440 --> 04:46:52,160 i mean just just give it all up now after the i've gone through on this would be a bit of a 4730 04:46:52,160 --> 04:46:59,040 kick in the teeth people who have tipped as well they want to see a good show here you had to do a 4731 04:46:59,040 --> 04:47:04,800 step at the beginning of the game you didn't do it are you serious fuse box at the very beginning in 4732 04:47:04,800 --> 04:47:11,840 the basement you're supposed to short fuse box and then be able to take that fence so how do i get to 4733 04:47:11,840 --> 04:47:17,040 the beginning is what i'm saying oh yeah i keep on getting that information there snake that's nice and 4734 04:47:17,040 --> 04:47:35,760 everything thanks for that information how do i get there there's pipes there's pipes where's the pipes 4735 04:47:37,040 --> 04:47:49,040 there's a pipe up here is there let's find the pipe and get out of here there's a pipe 4736 04:47:53,360 --> 04:48:03,120 know the chain reaction that is part of all things remember every action ripples and ripples and ripples 4737 04:48:03,120 --> 04:48:11,840 this isn't some time paradox is it that bloats and festers until there is a spark and then all is lost in fire 4738 04:48:12,800 --> 04:48:19,360 but it is never too late to help those in the path of the fire they need only to be warned in time 4739 04:48:22,560 --> 04:48:32,320 oh back to the this 4740 04:48:45,440 --> 04:48:55,200 how did shefei play this game 4741 04:49:04,640 --> 04:49:26,400 be lying oh that's that i'm done with this what a bag of shite this has turned out to be in the end huh 4742 04:49:26,400 --> 04:49:41,520 you can't give up now but i'm losing the will to live and nobody's giving me the correct you're 4743 04:49:41,520 --> 04:49:47,360 giving me correct information that's that's nice but it's just the where to next you know 4744 04:49:52,560 --> 04:49:57,360 killian mac has just said that someone's sending me on a wild goose chase well the goose chase is over lads 4745 04:50:00,800 --> 04:50:06,560 quit won't even let me quit 4746 04:50:06,560 --> 04:50:36,540 Thank you. 4747 04:50:36,540 --> 04:51:06,520 Thank you. 4748 04:51:06,520 --> 04:51:36,500 Thank you. 4749 04:51:36,500 --> 04:51:38,500 Thank you. 4750 04:51:38,500 --> 04:51:41,700 We didn't fucking go down the steam route on it. 4751 04:52:05,700 --> 04:52:07,500 CD-ROM. 4752 04:52:07,500 --> 04:52:10,460 What can I say? 4753 04:52:12,680 --> 04:52:17,820 Other than thank you very much and sorry for not honouring. 4754 04:52:19,400 --> 04:52:27,240 Such an unbelievably beautiful, bountiful tip with a solid showing at the fucking Roach Works. 4755 04:52:28,240 --> 04:52:29,400 But I will go back to it. 4756 04:52:29,560 --> 04:52:33,180 Thank you very, very much for that kind, heart and generous Rambam Jovi. 4757 04:52:33,320 --> 04:52:34,180 Unbelievable stuff. 4758 04:52:34,300 --> 04:52:35,560 Poddy Bob, thank you very much. 4759 04:52:35,560 --> 04:52:41,280 I just read on the only walkthrough site that in the basement at the start of the game, you have to turn the fan off. 4760 04:52:41,940 --> 04:52:47,180 So the only way, unfortunately, is to track back to turn it off and you can enter that fan that was blowing you off. 4761 04:52:47,520 --> 04:52:48,280 That'll be fine. 4762 04:52:48,320 --> 04:52:48,920 I'll do that. 4763 04:52:49,480 --> 04:52:51,800 It was just, how do I get back there, you know? 4764 04:52:52,620 --> 04:53:02,640 And I just need to re-engage with it tomorrow or on another stream and I'll have a fresher outlook. 4765 04:53:04,440 --> 04:53:04,940 But it's just not happening right now. 4766 04:53:04,940 --> 04:53:07,680 But it's just not happening right now, I'm afraid. 4767 04:53:08,820 --> 04:53:14,640 Because right now, it's time to really take out the trash. 4768 04:53:16,160 --> 04:53:19,000 There's a few cockroaches that need fucking cleaning out. 4769 04:53:19,720 --> 04:53:21,680 And I've got the, I've got the spree. 4770 04:53:23,540 --> 04:53:24,700 Let's just say that. 4771 04:53:25,940 --> 04:53:27,000 Ready to spree. 4772 04:53:30,420 --> 04:53:36,080 Some of these, some of these cockroaches that are going to get gulagged so hard, they're not even going to know what hit them. 4773 04:53:36,080 --> 04:53:45,140 Quick pistol. 4774 04:53:45,140 --> 04:53:47,800 Moon dust. 4775 04:53:50,800 --> 04:53:53,480 Moon dust. 4776 04:53:55,360 --> 04:53:57,100 Moon dust is still a problem. 4777 04:53:58,780 --> 04:53:59,240 Moon dust. 4778 04:54:04,000 --> 04:54:04,960 Moon dust. 4779 04:54:06,880 --> 04:54:07,800 Moon dust. 4780 04:54:09,020 --> 04:54:09,800 Moon dust. 4781 04:54:09,800 --> 04:54:10,800 Moon dust. 4782 04:54:10,800 --> 04:54:12,020 the box minister. 4783 04:54:12,020 --> 04:54:41,380 Oh, fuck. 4784 04:54:42,020 --> 04:54:44,900 Just remembered what's happened there. 4785 04:54:45,520 --> 04:54:50,260 Spent four hours, five hours nearly playing a fucking cockroach game. 4786 04:54:52,260 --> 04:54:54,340 I left the room there just to go to the toilet. 4787 04:54:54,540 --> 04:55:04,220 And now I've come back and realized that I've thrown it all away in a fit of anger and inadequacy. 4788 04:55:04,640 --> 04:55:05,960 I'm sorry about that. 4789 04:55:07,180 --> 04:55:09,060 Let's just try and forget about that now. 4790 04:55:11,060 --> 04:55:18,240 Hyper fucking virtual violence will just help to take our minds off. 4791 04:55:18,320 --> 04:55:19,920 Maybe wind down like, you know. 4792 04:55:20,700 --> 04:55:26,820 I mean, it does have a proven track record of making me even more upset. 4793 04:55:27,880 --> 04:55:35,900 But let's hope that that isn't the conclusion now, because as I said before, last night was a different network situation. 4794 04:55:35,900 --> 04:55:38,720 That's why I was getting slotted too fast. 4795 04:55:38,900 --> 04:55:40,460 Thanks very much for the tips, lads. 4796 04:55:40,520 --> 04:55:41,420 Sorry, I missed you there. 4797 04:55:41,940 --> 04:55:42,960 You hammered your roach. 4798 04:55:42,960 --> 04:55:43,620 Thank you very much. 4799 04:55:43,620 --> 04:55:44,160 Too poe. 4800 04:55:44,200 --> 04:55:44,940 Thank you very much. 4801 04:55:46,140 --> 04:55:47,440 And you're filthy. 4802 04:55:47,580 --> 04:55:48,360 Thanks very much. 4803 04:55:49,120 --> 04:55:55,080 And grid reigns as third paragraph to do the fan stuff and then a link to the walkthrough as well. 4804 04:55:55,140 --> 04:55:56,380 I'm not going to need that walkthrough. 4805 04:55:56,460 --> 04:56:02,480 I'm going to re-engage with the cockroach game again at a later time. 4806 04:56:03,040 --> 04:56:04,140 And I'll just finish it. 4807 04:56:04,200 --> 04:56:04,700 It'll be easy. 4808 04:56:04,780 --> 04:56:05,280 It'll be piss. 4809 04:56:06,280 --> 04:56:06,840 Moon dust. 4810 04:56:10,220 --> 04:56:19,700 Right now, it's all about consolidation and getting through into a real tense, hyperbaric chamber moment. 4811 04:56:20,620 --> 04:56:21,540 And, uh... 4812 04:56:21,540 --> 04:56:23,180 Who do these people think they are? 4813 04:56:23,240 --> 04:56:25,080 It's time to really take out the trash. 4814 04:56:25,160 --> 04:56:26,980 I said I was going to take out the trash. 4815 04:56:27,420 --> 04:56:28,400 And I mean it. 4816 04:56:29,040 --> 04:56:29,420 Tom. 4817 04:56:31,600 --> 04:56:32,080 Hello. 4818 04:56:34,020 --> 04:56:35,280 How are you getting on, Tom? 4819 04:56:35,340 --> 04:56:39,500 It's great to fucking have you back inside the manifold, so to speak. 4820 04:56:39,500 --> 04:56:42,480 Lovely stuff. 4821 04:56:42,600 --> 04:56:47,000 Let's get into this and let's get deep down and dirty. 4822 04:56:50,160 --> 04:56:51,960 Fuck off that cockroach right now. 4823 04:56:52,020 --> 04:56:53,000 This is the real stuff. 4824 04:56:53,120 --> 04:56:56,840 This is where it all begins to come together. 4825 04:56:58,100 --> 04:56:59,200 Thanks very much, Tom. 4826 04:56:59,240 --> 04:57:00,140 It's great to have you back. 4827 04:57:02,080 --> 04:57:03,240 How are you keeping yourself? 4828 04:57:04,780 --> 04:57:05,740 Not too bad now. 4829 04:57:05,820 --> 04:57:09,040 I've just been having a bit of a nap there. 4830 04:57:09,040 --> 04:57:10,100 And, uh... 4831 04:57:10,100 --> 04:57:12,500 I'd be awake now for the next couple of hours, I'd say. 4832 04:57:12,600 --> 04:57:13,100 So... 4833 04:57:13,100 --> 04:57:19,600 Thought I'd jump on and give you a hand when I got the notification that you were, uh... 4834 04:57:19,600 --> 04:57:20,800 Doing the old war zone. 4835 04:57:21,340 --> 04:57:22,940 Thought I'd come back on now. 4836 04:57:23,940 --> 04:57:25,360 The rhetoric will flutter you. 4837 04:57:27,400 --> 04:57:28,320 Yeah, and, uh... 4838 04:57:28,320 --> 04:57:32,020 Thanks very much there, Damn Shame and Crunch Minister and Kitty Boo. 4839 04:57:32,180 --> 04:57:34,500 Thank you very, very much for the tips there. 4840 04:57:34,640 --> 04:57:36,800 And words of consolidation as well. 4841 04:57:36,860 --> 04:57:37,840 And consolation. 4842 04:57:38,340 --> 04:57:39,100 Should I say. 4843 04:57:40,300 --> 04:57:41,080 Get this going. 4844 04:57:41,160 --> 04:57:41,720 Let's do this. 4845 04:57:41,760 --> 04:57:42,480 Let's get this going. 4846 04:57:46,560 --> 04:57:48,360 We don't come here to play games. 4847 04:57:51,120 --> 04:57:52,700 That is not what we're here for. 4848 04:57:53,320 --> 04:57:53,980 What about this? 4849 04:57:54,060 --> 04:57:55,200 Two fucking machine guns. 4850 04:57:55,280 --> 04:57:56,560 We've got a load of killstreaks. 4851 04:57:56,800 --> 04:57:57,940 Liquid killstreaks. 4852 04:58:02,020 --> 04:58:03,760 Thank you very much, Bill Roach. 4853 04:58:05,340 --> 04:58:06,260 Damn Shame. 4854 04:58:06,340 --> 04:58:07,540 And now the gas is coming in. 4855 04:58:07,600 --> 04:58:08,180 That's not great. 4856 04:58:08,180 --> 04:58:16,580 One, two, one, two. 4857 04:58:16,680 --> 04:58:17,600 Okay, the game audio. 4858 04:58:17,760 --> 04:58:19,880 I'm not sure how loud that game audio is. 4859 04:58:20,200 --> 04:58:21,360 Let's just check that out. 4860 04:58:21,420 --> 04:58:23,500 I've got a gas mask on us already. 4861 04:58:24,080 --> 04:58:26,240 Let's get to the fucking, uh... 4862 04:58:26,240 --> 04:58:27,020 We need a car. 4863 04:58:27,100 --> 04:58:28,120 We need a vehicle or something. 4864 04:58:33,160 --> 04:58:34,000 Get onto that. 4865 04:58:34,560 --> 04:58:35,340 Get onto that. 4866 04:58:37,560 --> 04:58:39,080 There's lads all around us. 4867 04:58:39,100 --> 04:58:41,740 I can see the smoke being popped and all sorts. 4868 04:58:48,440 --> 04:58:51,920 None of these other lads are powered by Roach Rage. 4869 04:58:52,060 --> 04:58:52,960 Says Two Dogs. 4870 04:58:53,040 --> 04:58:53,340 Indeed. 4871 04:58:53,640 --> 04:58:56,460 I feel as though it could really be... 4872 04:58:56,460 --> 04:58:59,300 The difference when it comes to the fucking battles. 4873 04:59:00,040 --> 04:59:01,460 Up close and personal. 4874 04:59:02,040 --> 04:59:03,060 And we're being tracked. 4875 04:59:04,620 --> 04:59:05,500 That's great to know. 4876 04:59:05,720 --> 04:59:06,340 That's great to know. 4877 04:59:06,400 --> 04:59:06,900 Let's have you. 4878 04:59:06,940 --> 04:59:29,660 Go down there. 4879 04:59:29,660 --> 04:59:30,820 Grab the Connie. 4880 04:59:33,820 --> 04:59:35,200 And consolidate. 4881 04:59:38,200 --> 04:59:39,560 Someone's just jumped down there. 4882 04:59:39,620 --> 04:59:39,760 Look. 4883 04:59:43,900 --> 04:59:44,840 He got iced. 4884 04:59:46,560 --> 04:59:47,680 We better watch out. 4885 04:59:47,720 --> 04:59:49,180 Because someone seems to have the jump. 4886 04:59:57,820 --> 05:00:00,520 Your man's probably inside the building downstairs or something. 4887 05:00:01,460 --> 05:00:04,160 But it's not the fucker that's following you anyway. 4888 05:00:04,400 --> 05:00:05,000 He's downstairs. 4889 05:00:17,080 --> 05:00:17,400 Bomb. 4890 05:00:17,400 --> 05:00:17,740 Bomb. 4891 05:00:17,940 --> 05:00:18,540 Bomb drone. 4892 05:00:18,540 --> 05:00:19,860 You got to load out. 4893 05:00:19,940 --> 05:00:20,600 Drop inbound. 4894 05:00:20,600 --> 05:00:32,500 Still coming it's still fucking coming for us the bomb drone. 4895 05:00:32,500 --> 05:00:36,840 Ha waste of skin. 4896 05:00:36,840 --> 05:00:47,000 Roach stew thank you very much for the tip there let's get this load out going. 4897 05:00:47,000 --> 05:00:55,760 Should have maybe leveled accusations of fucking air strike at people. 4898 05:00:55,760 --> 05:01:02,000 Once we get that AK-47 voodoo yetonomic no 47 here we go back in blues. 4899 05:01:02,000 --> 05:01:05,000 Go for a swim. 4900 05:01:05,000 --> 05:01:09,500 They won't expect the fishy man. 4901 05:01:09,500 --> 05:01:13,400 Nobody expects the fishy man. 4902 05:01:13,400 --> 05:01:22,160 The man at one with the water. H2O. Nature's mother nature's liquid. 4903 05:01:22,160 --> 05:01:33,920 Nothing like it. I tell you something. I've just remembered we have more than enough reasons to be gunning for a victory now with this champions quest contract. 4904 05:01:33,920 --> 05:01:42,680 Obviously I did shite on at length about this champions quest bullshit there yesterday. 4905 05:01:42,680 --> 05:01:51,440 Now when we're not sharing the internet with the streaming PC. 4906 05:01:51,440 --> 05:01:56,200 I'm doing mean business now. 4907 05:01:56,200 --> 05:01:58,200 And I think over to the bath house. 4908 05:01:58,200 --> 05:02:00,200 Who the fuck is air strike in this? 4909 05:02:00,200 --> 05:02:02,960 Target marked. Request fire mission. 4910 05:02:02,960 --> 05:02:04,960 Be great if my air strike gets him. 4911 05:02:04,960 --> 05:02:08,960 Be fucking lovely if my air strike gets him. 4912 05:02:08,960 --> 05:02:11,720 Nothing. No. He's jumped down. 4913 05:02:11,720 --> 05:02:13,720 What about a mortar? 4914 05:02:13,720 --> 05:02:17,720 What about a mortar? Do you want that? 4915 05:02:17,720 --> 05:02:20,720 No? Are you even there? 4916 05:02:20,720 --> 05:02:24,720 He's smoking himself down there. 4917 05:02:24,720 --> 05:02:26,720 *Pain* 4918 05:02:26,720 --> 05:02:26,720 *Pain* 4919 05:02:26,720 --> 05:02:26,720 *Pain* 4920 05:02:26,720 --> 05:02:27,720 *Pain* 4921 05:02:27,720 --> 05:02:28,720 *Pain* 4922 05:02:28,720 --> 05:02:29,720 *Pain* 4923 05:02:29,720 --> 05:02:30,720 *Pain* 4924 05:02:30,720 --> 05:02:31,720 *Pain* 4925 05:02:31,720 --> 05:02:32,720 *Pain* 4926 05:02:32,720 --> 05:02:33,720 *Pain* 4927 05:02:33,720 --> 05:02:34,720 *Pain* 4928 05:02:34,720 --> 05:02:35,720 *Pain* 4929 05:02:35,720 --> 05:02:35,720 *Pain* 4930 05:02:35,720 --> 05:02:36,720 *Pain* 4931 05:02:36,720 --> 05:02:37,720 *Pain* 4932 05:02:37,720 --> 05:02:38,720 *Pain* 4933 05:02:38,720 --> 05:02:39,720 *Pain* 4934 05:02:39,720 --> 05:02:40,720 *Pain* 4935 05:02:40,720 --> 05:02:41,720 *Pain* 4936 05:02:41,720 --> 05:02:42,720 *Pain* 4937 05:02:42,720 --> 05:02:43,720 *Pain* 4938 05:02:43,720 --> 05:02:44,720 *Pain* 4939 05:02:44,720 --> 05:02:45,720 *Pain* 4940 05:02:45,720 --> 05:02:46,720 *Pain* 4941 05:02:46,720 --> 05:02:47,720 *Pain* 4942 05:02:47,720 --> 05:02:48,720 *Pain* 4943 05:02:48,720 --> 05:02:49,720 *Pain* 4944 05:02:49,720 --> 05:02:51,720 Should've gone into the fucking bath house 4945 05:02:51,720 --> 05:02:53,720 When we had the chance 4946 05:02:53,720 --> 05:02:54,720 Turkish bath 4947 05:02:54,720 --> 05:02:57,720 Great evasionary tactics going on here I mean 4948 05:02:57,720 --> 05:02:59,720 Obviously no body bags as of yet 4949 05:02:59,720 --> 05:03:02,720 But I tell you I'm really feeling the fucking vibe 4950 05:03:02,720 --> 05:03:03,720 I'm feeling primed 4951 05:03:03,720 --> 05:03:05,720 Amazonian prime 4952 05:03:05,720 --> 05:03:11,720 Just need to wait for any bad ombres to appear here and it's gonna be lights out 4953 05:03:11,720 --> 05:03:14,720 Goodnight Vienna the whole shebang 4954 05:03:14,720 --> 05:03:17,720 Thank you very much there Nick Ryan 4955 05:03:17,720 --> 05:03:19,720 And main approver of stuff for the tip 4956 05:03:19,720 --> 05:03:20,720 *Pain* 4957 05:03:20,720 --> 05:03:21,720 *Pain* 4958 05:03:21,720 --> 05:03:22,720 *Pain* 4959 05:03:22,720 --> 05:03:23,720 *Pain* 4960 05:03:23,720 --> 05:03:24,720 *Pain* 4961 05:03:24,720 --> 05:03:25,720 *Pain* 4962 05:03:25,720 --> 05:03:26,720 *Pain* 4963 05:03:26,720 --> 05:03:27,720 *Pain* 4964 05:03:27,720 --> 05:03:28,720 *Pain* 4965 05:03:28,720 --> 05:03:29,720 *Pain* 4966 05:03:29,720 --> 05:03:30,720 *Pain* 4967 05:03:30,720 --> 05:03:31,720 *Pain* 4968 05:03:31,720 --> 05:03:32,720 There's one down there 4969 05:03:32,720 --> 05:03:34,720 Requesting Ordinance 4970 05:03:34,720 --> 05:03:35,720 Position up 4971 05:03:35,720 --> 05:03:36,720 Copy that 4972 05:03:36,720 --> 05:03:37,720 Order check it down 4973 05:03:37,720 --> 05:04:01,220 Okay. Okay. So we've got a fucking big, big situation here. Two players. One downstairs. Just down here. 4974 05:04:03,640 --> 05:04:23,520 No? He's deep. He's very deep. You're fucking joking me, man. I hit him with 10 times. NATO Human Resources, thank you very much. 4975 05:04:29,560 --> 05:04:41,340 Brooch material. You were absolutely shook to the core in that brooch game. You need to really get inside the eye of the tiger here. Slip inside the eye of your mind. 4976 05:04:43,100 --> 05:04:43,960 Let's do that. 4977 05:04:48,280 --> 05:04:51,320 He had mega plates. I think he had mega plates on him. 4978 05:05:05,000 --> 05:05:13,380 Nearly had the fucker. Doesn't matter though. We'll get him again. It was just warming up. Nothing too hectic at all. Nothing I can't handle, Tom. 4979 05:05:14,280 --> 05:05:27,480 Nothing you can't handle. And look, we've been here before. We know what the situation is. It's just a teething problem. A minor blip on the otherwise perfect scoresheet and scorecard. 4980 05:05:28,220 --> 05:05:33,580 Darren Mack there saying serious lag. I'll tell you something. I don't think there was much lag. Didn't feel laggy at all, did it? 4981 05:05:34,840 --> 05:05:45,060 Didn't feel laggy at all. Felt like it was smooth. Like it was buttery. It was silky. I'm just, you know, I'm landing in there. I'm shook to the roach core. 4982 05:05:45,720 --> 05:05:50,480 After navigating my way through a fucking apartment block as a roach for nearly five hours. 4983 05:05:51,000 --> 05:05:57,400 It just leaves you a little bit kind of PTSD'd. Post-traumatic roach disorder. 4984 05:05:57,400 --> 05:06:11,260 Or otherwise. And now it's time to really channel that negativity, that hardship that was, you know, experienced throughout those few hours. 4985 05:06:11,680 --> 05:06:19,660 And push that towards a reasonable victory here. And it's a victory. It's victory or nothing. It's victory or a bust. 4986 05:06:20,660 --> 05:06:27,680 This is the Champions League. This is 30 wins we need to get before the season ends. 4987 05:06:29,000 --> 05:06:33,980 So it's, it's a tall, it's a tall order. I think we've got what it takes. 4988 05:06:34,940 --> 05:06:37,560 I think we have the medal. But it's going to be a test. 4989 05:06:38,060 --> 05:06:39,080 Sweaty fists. 4990 05:06:40,380 --> 05:06:45,960 It's going to be a test, all right. I mean, if you could do it in five in a row, then you'd have it done in no time. 4991 05:06:46,120 --> 05:06:50,760 But look, that's, that's not happening. But she did win three games last week. 4992 05:06:52,540 --> 05:07:00,180 Anything could happen from here on in if you really hunker down and try to maintain a level of consistency. 4993 05:07:00,180 --> 05:07:06,780 Consistency being the key thing that you've lacked in the last few sessions. 4994 05:07:06,780 --> 05:07:14,180 Yeah. It's nothing. It's nothing I can't handle. 4995 05:07:14,680 --> 05:07:15,120 Moondust. 4996 05:07:17,340 --> 05:07:17,980 Moondust. 4997 05:07:20,260 --> 05:07:21,540 Moondust is still a problem. 4998 05:07:23,140 --> 05:07:23,700 Moondust. 4999 05:07:26,020 --> 05:07:26,580 Moondust. 5000 05:07:28,880 --> 05:07:29,440 Moondust. 5001 05:07:31,720 --> 05:07:32,280 Moondust. 5002 05:07:32,880 --> 05:07:36,140 And the game was unironically about PTSD. 5003 05:07:36,380 --> 05:07:37,140 The Roach game. 5004 05:07:37,920 --> 05:07:38,860 Says Tupo there. 5005 05:07:39,020 --> 05:07:39,240 So I mean. 5006 05:07:40,120 --> 05:07:41,000 If anything. 5007 05:07:41,280 --> 05:07:42,520 I was feeling. 5008 05:07:43,040 --> 05:07:46,420 What the writers and developers were trying to channel. 5009 05:07:46,640 --> 05:07:48,600 What they were trying to get across there. 5010 05:07:49,800 --> 05:07:51,600 But I'm going to watch the. 5011 05:07:52,480 --> 05:07:53,500 Once that game. 5012 05:07:53,640 --> 05:07:55,200 Once that Roach game is finished. 5013 05:07:55,380 --> 05:07:56,300 And it will be finished. 5014 05:07:56,400 --> 05:07:57,340 You mark my words. 5015 05:07:57,680 --> 05:07:58,360 Once that's done. 5016 05:07:58,440 --> 05:08:00,020 I need to watch the Shafé interview. 5017 05:08:00,920 --> 05:08:01,940 Those two fellas again. 5018 05:08:02,780 --> 05:08:03,340 Finish it. 5019 05:08:04,340 --> 05:08:05,020 The interview. 5020 05:08:05,320 --> 05:08:07,240 And really analyze what they said. 5021 05:08:07,660 --> 05:08:09,920 Because I knew they were lying from the outset. 5022 05:08:09,920 --> 05:08:11,920 To Shafé. 5023 05:08:12,540 --> 05:08:13,760 About the stories. 5024 05:08:14,000 --> 05:08:15,620 About the development of the Roach game. 5025 05:08:15,720 --> 05:08:17,300 About where the ideas came from. 5026 05:08:18,960 --> 05:08:21,460 But it's only once I've completed that game. 5027 05:08:22,240 --> 05:08:24,920 That I'll truly be able to get inside the mind. 5028 05:08:25,140 --> 05:08:26,180 Of not only Shafé. 5029 05:08:26,260 --> 05:08:26,960 But the creators. 5030 05:08:27,840 --> 05:08:29,500 And re-evaluate that interview. 5031 05:08:29,640 --> 05:08:31,720 And see whether or not they were taking the pace. 5032 05:08:32,680 --> 05:08:35,140 I think they were. 5033 05:08:43,140 --> 05:08:46,820 4-5 situation. Let's see what you've got here. 5034 05:08:59,860 --> 05:09:05,380 I'm gonna go all the way out there. Get ourselves a sick little contract. 5035 05:09:06,980 --> 05:09:11,780 And hit the booster as well then afterwards. The usual thing. The usual plan. 5036 05:09:12,500 --> 05:09:20,020 Nothing too. Nothing major. Nothing hectic at all. Do what makes you feel good. A comfortable, 5037 05:09:20,020 --> 05:09:26,820 comfortable run. A solid run of form is all we need here. And just enjoy yourself as well. 5038 05:09:31,620 --> 05:09:36,900 I'm just talking in general. I think that it would be probably the best course of action to just 5039 05:09:36,900 --> 05:09:43,620 try and go for what makes you feel happy as opposed to trying to do all the other. You do need a 5040 05:09:43,620 --> 05:09:53,300 checklist in this game. You can do with one really a mental checklist. I suppose gather goods, money, items, 5041 05:09:54,180 --> 05:10:00,820 but doing so whilst maintaining a flairistic kind of high kill mindset at the same time. 5042 05:10:07,700 --> 05:10:16,500 high kill mindset but not getting fucking capped as well. That's a hard balance to strike sometimes. 5043 05:10:16,500 --> 05:10:25,140 Especially last night with the problems I was facing. Network wise and you had storms going and all this sort of stuff. 5044 05:10:33,060 --> 05:10:40,180 take all that shit. Right okay so we've got our fucking contractini over there. I'm just gonna get ourselves a nice 5045 05:10:41,460 --> 05:10:49,300 shotgun or even a sub and then land on top of that guy's head. It's gonna be very nice. The usual crack but it's when it's done well. 5046 05:10:52,100 --> 05:11:05,860 It's timeless. Chimera that'll do maybe. I'd like something with a little bit more sting in the tail. 5047 05:11:12,020 --> 05:11:19,140 Maybe that. Maybe those. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Let's do this. What the fuck's going on with this now? Look at all this. 5048 05:11:19,140 --> 05:11:36,180 It's roached. Focus. Okay. We're getting a few hellos and a few how are yous. 5049 05:11:42,660 --> 05:11:51,300 And this is the bad landing. We've completely fucked that up. Getting shot at but it wasn't the contract that was shooting at us. 5050 05:12:01,780 --> 05:12:07,460 Okay there's there's our there's our book. Has he seen us? Have I got the range? 5051 05:12:17,220 --> 05:12:17,700 Bollocks. 5052 05:12:17,700 --> 05:12:41,540 I'm not sure that fellow was even the contract either. Primary objective complete. All targets eliminated. Prime time beef. 5053 05:12:41,540 --> 05:12:52,020 No doubt drop headed your way. 5054 05:12:55,940 --> 05:12:59,860 Fucking hell. What was that and where is that from? Someone's dropped a gas bomb there. 5055 05:13:00,660 --> 05:13:04,020 Let's uh. Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone. 5056 05:13:04,020 --> 05:13:26,020 Requesting recon fly over. Okay we're safe. Someone's hitting that fucking jumpy yoke. 5057 05:13:26,660 --> 05:13:29,940 If he's flying over us maybe he'll fly down to us. There he is. 5058 05:13:31,460 --> 05:13:48,900 Mark the target. He's turned away. What's our map saying there? Where are we? There's a guy over here. Okay. Contract marked. 5059 05:13:50,500 --> 05:13:59,380 That's up there though. Moving here. Where is that coming from? 5060 05:13:59,380 --> 05:14:29,360 Oh, he's gonna have to come out the gas anyway, so... 5061 05:14:29,360 --> 05:14:32,620 Yeah, as well to just focus on your own shite for a bit. 5062 05:14:34,540 --> 05:14:36,640 Cheers, Tom. It's great to have you at the backup. 5063 05:14:37,600 --> 05:14:40,320 No problem. Don't you worry about that. I've always... 5064 05:14:40,320 --> 05:14:41,760 Tommy's always got your back. 5065 05:14:43,120 --> 05:14:46,120 Cheers, Tom. You're a fucking good egg. You're a sound cunt. 5066 05:14:46,120 --> 05:15:16,100 Let's go. 5067 05:15:16,100 --> 05:15:21,100 Where's Eagle? 5068 05:15:21,100 --> 05:15:23,100 Oh. 5069 05:15:23,100 --> 05:15:49,800 I think it's the roach guys. 5070 05:15:49,800 --> 05:15:51,360 The roach really did the damage. 5071 05:15:51,880 --> 05:15:54,140 This was the wrong idea I think coming onto this. 5072 05:15:55,100 --> 05:16:01,800 I really need to hit this with the ground running and just have a fair fucking whack at it before we... 5073 05:16:02,560 --> 05:16:04,100 Let's just see what we do here. 5074 05:16:17,800 --> 05:16:18,240 Right. 5075 05:16:18,240 --> 05:16:20,440 Good night and God bless. 5076 05:16:20,660 --> 05:16:24,760 It's been an emotional roacher coaster of an evening. 5077 05:16:25,260 --> 05:16:26,600 But I'm sick of this game. 5078 05:16:26,760 --> 05:16:29,800 I'm actually sick of... 5079 05:16:31,360 --> 05:16:32,440 No, I'm not sick of life. 5080 05:16:32,520 --> 05:16:33,860 I think life is good. 5081 05:16:34,140 --> 05:16:35,920 And it was going great for a while, you know. 5082 05:16:36,100 --> 05:16:42,900 It was just the end of the roach game and then obviously this is not the right game to go into. 5083 05:16:43,060 --> 05:16:43,940 To transition. 5084 05:16:43,940 --> 05:16:53,960 But all in all, if I look at it and look at what was achieved and what was experienced, it was a great experience nonetheless. 5085 05:16:53,960 --> 05:16:59,400 And I'm very happy to have started the roach game despite not finishing it. 5086 05:17:02,600 --> 05:17:09,940 And I'll definitely be returning to that with a fully fresh-eyed mindset. 5087 05:17:10,940 --> 05:17:11,860 Reinvigorated. 5088 05:17:11,860 --> 05:17:14,000 And regurgitated. 5089 05:17:14,000 --> 05:17:18,320 And completely and utterly soul destroyed. 5090 05:17:19,580 --> 05:17:23,180 That said, my soul feels good. 5091 05:17:24,540 --> 05:17:29,760 And thank you very much for joining us on this edition of Stream. 5092 05:17:30,720 --> 05:17:33,080 It was roach-tastic. 5093 05:17:33,220 --> 05:17:34,680 I think I used that before. 5094 05:17:34,840 --> 05:17:36,240 I think I said it already before. 5095 05:17:36,300 --> 05:17:37,600 It wasn't funny then. 5096 05:17:38,820 --> 05:17:41,000 Any more roach-related puns? 5097 05:17:41,020 --> 05:17:45,540 If you want to get them in to me and get them in now before I go, that'd be great. 5098 05:17:45,640 --> 05:17:46,240 Chin up, Francis. 5099 05:17:46,320 --> 05:17:47,700 Thanks very much for that there. 5100 05:17:48,920 --> 05:17:50,600 Yeah, the war zone. 5101 05:17:50,920 --> 05:17:54,540 Obviously, that's something that I need to be in the right state of mind for that. 5102 05:17:54,540 --> 05:18:00,700 And taking the roach approach was the wrong approach. 5103 05:18:01,120 --> 05:18:03,620 And there's a little bit of a roach pun there as well. 5104 05:18:05,000 --> 05:18:08,360 Souls must be destroyed to be rebuilt, says Brooklyn. 5105 05:18:08,500 --> 05:18:14,400 And that's a great bit of a positive twist and spin on what could be conceived. 5106 05:18:14,980 --> 05:18:20,160 People might see what has happened and what's gone on tonight as a negative scenario. 5107 05:18:20,300 --> 05:18:21,300 It's not that at all. 5108 05:18:21,300 --> 05:18:23,720 We just couldn't find a pipe. 5109 05:18:24,980 --> 05:18:29,560 And we couldn't get back to the fucking fuse to fucking make that short the fuse. 5110 05:18:29,900 --> 05:18:34,840 Which was a bizarre, as we said, a bizarre way to end the entire game. 5111 05:18:34,920 --> 05:18:38,080 They didn't really spell it out for you that you had to be doing that either. 5112 05:18:38,820 --> 05:18:41,280 But from me and from Tom. 5113 05:18:42,320 --> 05:18:43,680 Yep, good night, everybody. 5114 05:18:43,820 --> 05:18:45,160 Thanks very much for joining us. 5115 05:18:45,960 --> 05:18:46,660 And, yep. 5116 05:18:47,180 --> 05:18:51,080 Hopefully, Francis can vanquish that fucking cockroach in the end of it. 5117 05:18:51,880 --> 05:18:52,640 Very soon. 5118 05:18:53,540 --> 05:18:54,320 Fingers crossed. 5119 05:18:54,540 --> 05:18:55,640 I'm looking forward to it myself. 5120 05:18:56,680 --> 05:18:57,920 No problem, Tom. 5121 05:18:58,100 --> 05:18:59,340 We'll get there in the end. 5122 05:19:00,020 --> 05:19:00,500 Oobin. 5123 05:19:00,580 --> 05:19:01,680 Thank you very much there. 5124 05:19:02,200 --> 05:19:04,100 Who simply says, they're smudgers. 5125 05:19:05,140 --> 05:19:07,940 Thank you very much there for that tip. 5126 05:19:08,060 --> 05:19:09,300 Look, we'll talk to you later. 5127 05:19:09,640 --> 05:19:11,620 And Roach Ian Shortall. 5128 05:19:11,700 --> 05:19:14,440 Thank you very much there for your tip as well. 5129 05:19:15,700 --> 05:19:16,620 CD-ROM. 5130 05:19:16,700 --> 05:19:17,680 Very, very kind of you. 5131 05:19:18,060 --> 05:19:20,980 And I hope you're getting on well. 5132 05:19:21,060 --> 05:19:24,720 Tim Reedy and your other big kahunas out there. 5133 05:19:24,900 --> 05:19:25,720 Thank you very much. 5134 05:19:26,180 --> 05:19:26,660 Good night. 5135 05:19:26,860 --> 05:19:27,340 God bless. 5136 05:19:27,480 --> 05:19:29,780 And we'll see you later for more Moondust. 5137 05:19:31,060 --> 05:19:32,280 Don't have nightmares. 5138 05:19:33,780 --> 05:19:34,220 Never. 5139 05:19:35,020 --> 05:19:36,620 Xanadu 2.0 5140 05:19:36,620 --> 05:19:39,880 Xanadu 2.0 5141 05:19:39,880 --> 05:19:42,540 Sweaty fists 5142 05:19:42,540 --> 05:19:45,700 Xanadu 2.0 5143 05:19:45,700 --> 05:19:48,640 Xanadu 2.0 5144 05:19:48,640 --> 05:19:51,000 Digital hands 5145 05:19:51,000 --> 05:19:52,840 In Montecito 5146 05:19:52,840 --> 05:19:55,340 In Montecito 5147 05:19:55,340 --> 05:19:58,620 Xanadu 2.0 5148 05:19:58,620 --> 05:19:59,940 Moon Dust 5149 05:19:59,940 --> 05:20:01,220 The Jibby Jab 5150 05:20:01,220 --> 05:20:03,480 Wastes of skin 5151 05:20:03,480 --> 05:20:04,800 The Jibby Jab 5152 05:20:04,800 --> 05:20:07,440 Sweaty fists 5153 05:20:07,440 --> 05:20:08,820 The Jibby Jab 5154 05:20:08,820 --> 05:20:11,680 Xanadu 2.0 5155 05:20:11,680 --> 05:20:12,860 The Jibby Jab 5156 05:20:12,860 --> 05:20:17,720 That succession of pricks 5157 05:20:17,720 --> 05:20:19,120 Evidence of their curiosity 5158 05:20:19,120 --> 05:20:21,240 And I'll keep on banging on 5159 05:20:21,240 --> 05:20:24,020 I said it was time to clear out the trash 5160 05:20:24,020 --> 05:20:25,440 And I mean it 5161 05:20:25,440 --> 05:20:31,940 And I mean it 5162 05:20:31,940 --> 05:20:33,200 The Jibby Jab 5163 05:20:33,200 --> 05:20:36,800 The Jibby Jab 5164 05:20:36,800 --> 05:20:40,820 The Jibby Jab 5165 05:20:40,820 --> 05:20:44,860 The Jibby Jab 5166 05:20:44,860 --> 05:20:44,860 The Jibby Jab 5167 05:20:44,860 --> 05:20:49,340 Conspiracy theorist 5168 05:20:49,340 --> 05:20:50,200 Granny killer 5169 05:20:50,200 --> 05:20:50,900 Covidiot 5170 05:20:50,900 --> 05:20:51,720 Covid denier 5171 05:20:51,720 --> 05:20:52,660 Election denier 5172 05:20:52,660 --> 05:20:53,600 Domestic terrorist