1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,000 *music* 2 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:56,000 *music* 3 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 *music* 4 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,000 *music* 5 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 *music* 6 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 *music* 7 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 *music* 8 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 *music* 9 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,000 *music* 10 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 *music* 11 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,000 *music* 12 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 *music* 13 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:48,440 How you getting on Alan Z? Ethan, John Murphy, Ian's kind. It's a shed fooey kinda kind today. Thanks for the tip, Conrad. How you doing? Loves to shrug. Teddies, Lerbitch, Alan Connolly. 14 00:01:48,440 --> 00:02:07,180 Connor Copley and Sue Hurtin. How you not a women cagey? In Ed Larry, Sequencer, Connor S. 15 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:26,180 And the Pinteman. Shout out to Liam Bobby. How you weapon, Liam? I hope you've got your weapon ready today. 16 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:40,180 Little weapon, too, is about to get underway. Shout out to Andrew Horley. It's a little, little, little, little piece of sweet pudding. 17 00:02:44,180 --> 00:03:05,020 Thank you for the tip. Patti Conlon. And Louie D.B. How you G? G.P.J. Clark. Water name, G.P.J. How you doing? 18 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:14,620 Thank you very much. Thanks you very much to Mark Farber. They know the sweet piece. 19 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:20,080 Keeping the dream alive for a second time. 20 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:26,180 We're gonna be getting down and do the... 21 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:30,180 A little bit of forklift dreaming tonight, today, this morning. 22 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:33,620 Whatever fucking time it is. 23 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:43,120 Thanking me for the glorious tip, a lovely tip that came through from me. 24 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,760 Shout out to John Murphy there for Jente. 25 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,260 And OSW Review HD. 26 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:58,240 Tommy's book of magic died to Burke in 98. 27 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,080 Tracy Wanch, Zach McKen. 28 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:07,380 Apologies if I've not read out anyone's name. 29 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,820 It's just the way it's gone. 30 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,300 Ushing Butler Tommy might be around at some stage. 31 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,480 I heard he's going mad on the Chilton bets. 32 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:31,280 He's acting for one euro on 110 to one accumulator. 33 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,440 I'll see you later. 34 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,680 Don't be a hater. 35 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:42,400 Football is our love. 36 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,020 Thank you very much for the tip. 37 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:49,840 Let's get underway. 38 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:52,620 There we are. 39 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:53,660 That is that. 40 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,900 We turn off the echo voice there. 41 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:05,740 And we'll continue where we left off at the new Yokosuka harbor. 42 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,080 Tombola away, boys. 43 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,080 Tombola away, boys. 44 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,920 Thank you very much there, Tombola away. 45 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,540 Just get me answers and fast. 46 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,540 Now this is my ass on the line. 47 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:21,340 Sorry about that. 48 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:30,960 Just another little bit of porridge to finish first before we really get into the fucking nuts and bolts of this here. 49 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,800 I was wondering what that was behind my head there. 50 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:39,360 I thought the green screen would stop working, but it's just some sort of gas cylinder situation. 51 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,020 Unfortunately, we have to get a job driving a forklift. 52 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,780 That was burnt into the game. 53 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:48,020 There's no getting away from that. 54 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,680 I thought we'd manage to transverse it, if that's even a word. 55 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,640 Big shout out to Stockton Rush there. 56 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,460 Game about the fucking sub. 57 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,760 Thank you very much for the tip there. 58 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,420 And it really was unbelievable, that story, actually. 59 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,620 I mean, it's just crazy, isn't it? 60 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:12,240 It's gone. 61 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:12,740 It's done. 62 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,300 It's dusted. 63 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,560 It's like, did that even happen? 64 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:23,360 Did people really get into a fucking submersible that was being controlled by a fucking Logitech Madcats third-party controller? 65 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,100 Not even enough room to fart in. 66 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:27,600 Unbelievable. 67 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,940 But it did happen. 68 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,960 And we're on to disc two. 69 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:40,120 I mean, you wouldn't even get me in a fucking submarine. 70 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,260 Probably at all, anyway. 71 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:43,880 Full stop. 72 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,000 Even the ones that are used by the top militaries in the world. 73 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,340 I'd be like, that's okay. 74 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,100 Same thing. 75 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:56,680 I think somebody once bought me one of those experiences for a birthday present. 76 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,720 And it was, I had to, I had to bow out. 77 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:02,120 And thank God they managed to get their money back. 78 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:02,880 They had their receipt. 79 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:05,840 It was, um... 80 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,840 Going up in a fucking gyroplane. 81 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:10,840 In, uh... 82 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,580 I think it might have been Wicklow. 83 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:13,640 It could have been Dublin. 84 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:14,560 But... 85 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,840 I ain't getting on that shit. 86 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,260 That's what I said. 87 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:20,520 But not in those words. 88 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,000 I just said, I can't accept this. 89 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:23,520 I'm afraid. 90 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,300 I'm really sorry. 91 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:27,060 You know, it's rude to be... 92 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,040 Can you get the money back? 93 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,440 And they could, yeah. 94 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,920 I'm not sure if anybody's ever been in one of those. 95 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,000 I mean, it's just... 96 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,860 I weigh up the likelihood of death. 97 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,960 And it wasn't going on. 98 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:44,880 Maybe I'd do it... 99 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:49,000 If I manage to reach the grand old age of maybe 70 or 80 or whatever. 100 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:49,540 I'll... 101 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:49,780 I'll... 102 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:51,340 I'll do it then, but... 103 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,940 Crazy bit of business. 104 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:56,940 Let's move. 105 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:58,360 Less chat. 106 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,340 More job. 107 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,040 This is not... 108 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,600 This is not talking shop. 109 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,340 This is not... 110 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,920 Experience share time. 111 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:06,220 But, uh... 112 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,920 Somebody did bring up the Stockton Rush. 113 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:08,660 And look at this guy. 114 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,940 He's doing great business. 115 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:10,580 You can tell. 116 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:12,180 Because he looks healthy. 117 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:18,860 Excuse me. 118 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,060 I'm sorry. 119 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:22,480 I don't have time to talk with you. 120 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,280 I knew it. 121 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:24,540 I knew you didn't. 122 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,980 Because you're doing so well. 123 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,480 Let's have a look here and see how we get the job. 124 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:32,400 I actually can't remember how you come across the job. 125 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,380 I think it's just a case of... 126 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,660 Idly dwindling around the docks. 127 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:40,720 There's something you can get for this old fella as well. 128 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,300 You might have to bring in some food or something. 129 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,060 What is it, young'un? 130 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,680 Do you know any places around here that are hiring? 131 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,740 Son, do I look gainfully employed to you? 132 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,940 What I'm saying is you're asking the wrong person. 133 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,340 Thank you very much there. 134 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,600 You want to ask over at the office. 135 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,620 Or question one of them workers. 136 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:05,580 Come and see me if you're interested in becoming homeless. 137 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:06,740 Fuck the hell. 138 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:06,840 I see. 139 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:07,860 Thank you. 140 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,440 So it's like some sort of offer, is it? 141 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,360 Like a job offer of being homeless. 142 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,880 Hi-fi lowlife. 143 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,360 Thank you very much there for the tip. 144 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:16,540 Mm-hmm. 145 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,100 Do I look like I'm gainfully employed to you? 146 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:21,940 Uh... 147 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:25,360 I just want to get that interaction again on record. 148 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:26,200 Um... 149 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,420 And there's the siren. 150 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,600 Do you know anywhere around here that's hiring? 151 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:32,160 Why don't you ask at that office over yonder? 152 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,020 Look at his hairs. 153 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:33,420 I see. 154 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:35,540 We've done the hairs. 155 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:41,000 I mean, Shenmue, as we noted yesterday, the hair mechanics in the game don't... 156 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,900 They fall very well short of what I would have expected from a $70 million game. 157 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:46,740 Excuse me? 158 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,320 Do you know of anywhere around here that's hiring? 159 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,600 A homeless man like me? 160 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,560 I wouldn't know about no job openings. 161 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,520 Right. 162 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:57,320 And, uh... 163 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,460 But his hair there, it has a few... 164 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,660 A few hairs that are just out of place. 165 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,200 It doesn't work, really. 166 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,420 And, uh... 167 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:07,140 The dreadlocks on, um... 168 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,940 On Groovy Tom didn't look great either, you know? 169 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:15,600 I've seen better dreads in video games, but I think those dreads might have come from games after, uh... 170 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,040 1999, so... 171 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,440 Don't want to hold that against them. 172 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,980 There was a recent skin that you could download for, uh... 173 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:23,660 Warzone. 174 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:24,460 Uh... 175 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,580 Some... 176 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:26,100 Uh... 177 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,080 Lady from... 178 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,460 Whatchamacallit, Walking Dead. 179 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,560 They seem to be big into the Walking Dead. 180 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:30,720 Got a minute. 181 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:31,700 Sorry. 182 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,740 I'm in the middle of my road work. 183 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,740 Schnuffles, thank you very much there. 184 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,940 This guy is training to be Rocky Balboa. 185 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,520 So there's a lot of feck arse in a round. 186 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,440 It's pure feck arse industries. 187 00:10:55,440 --> 00:11:00,660 Scenario at the moment where it's a case of not really knowing what we have to do. 188 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,020 I think I was led down a garden path there yesterday. 189 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:11,540 People say you can bypass the entirety of the forklift situation by just doing x, y, z. 190 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,120 I went and did x, y, and z. 191 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:13,240 I went and did x, y, and z. 192 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:19,120 Then realized that I had actually done all that five years ago and just I'd forgotten about it. 193 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,440 So, uh, I think this is the buck who hires you. 194 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,620 Uh, sorry man. 195 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,620 I'm in a rush. 196 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,500 Uh, I'm sorry. 197 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:37,000 Well, that is the buck that hires you, but it doesn't seem to be going down so well at the moment. 198 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,100 What is it? 199 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,040 I'd like to find a job in the harbor. 200 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,520 Who should I talk to? 201 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,420 Um, I think the workers could tell you something. 202 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:50,360 Okay. 203 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,540 The workers. 204 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:57,020 So, uh, this guy maybe? 205 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,760 Excuse me. 206 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,400 What do you want? 207 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,180 A job. 208 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,500 I'm looking for a job. 209 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,220 Sorry, but I can't help you out. 210 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,040 I finally just got this job, you know. 211 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,520 The market is pretty lousy now. 212 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:16,880 With the strong yen depressing the market, truth is, I could get laid off at any time. 213 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:17,960 I see. 214 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:19,780 I see. 215 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,520 About finding a job. 216 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,860 It's a real strong yen. 217 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:25,940 Any jobs available at this time of year would be at the warehouses. 218 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,060 I'm sorry, but I'm really in a rush. 219 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,080 I understand. 220 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,060 Thank you. 221 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:37,800 Suppose the Japanese economy was just doing serious business back in the 80s. 222 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:43,980 Before maybe, I think they've gone through a bit of a decline in recent years. 223 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:54,860 But, uh, they might have been in the height of their power around then. 224 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:58,460 The last decade, boom, boom, 43. 225 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,740 Which is the 80s the last decade? 226 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:05,400 Oh no, you're talking about Ireland or you're on about, what, over there? 227 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:16,380 Japan was the last decade? 228 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,320 Was it fucked up in the 80s, was it? 229 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,380 I'm looking for a job around here. 230 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:27,220 I want to clarify as well yesterday. 231 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:31,700 I made a statement which might not be true. 232 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:32,940 Thanks. 233 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:43,480 I claimed yesterday that I had heard on the internet that the leader of who's controlling hiatus at the moment is called a man named Barbecue. 234 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,400 And he is part of a cannibal gang. 235 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,500 And he is part of a cannibal gang. 236 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,100 The barbecue bit was true. 237 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:53,400 The cannibal gang has not been verified. 238 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,440 I just saw some information on the internet. 239 00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,860 And accusations of cannibalism were being leveled at them. 240 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:06,080 But I took that as truth and passed it on. 241 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:14,740 And look, that's just, I'm going to hold the hands up and say my mission obviously is to educate and inform. 242 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,360 And I fell well short of journalistic standards and practices. 243 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,860 And if anything, it can be seen and taken as a lesson. 244 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:28,000 Which is not to trust everything you see online. 245 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:36,880 And there's so much information going on these days that you can't really be too sure of what it's all about until you look into it. 246 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,240 This is a prohibited area. 247 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,420 Get out now. 248 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,740 And he's de facto. 249 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:43,700 He's not the leader. 250 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,720 The actual leader is in exile in Puerto Rico or something. 251 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:52,000 But just having a quick look there to see if there's any feedback on that. 252 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,020 There's a video. 253 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,020 Yeah, I saw the video, Kanye. 254 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,780 That's where I came. 255 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,240 Dara. 256 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,000 I've just been barbecued by Dara. 257 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,860 Thank you very much there for the tip. 258 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,160 Dara Dermody. 259 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,060 It's an unbelievable barbecue bomb. 260 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:17,660 And I wish you all the best for the day. 261 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:21,280 Hopefully we can really deliver the victory we need here in Shenmue. 262 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:25,900 The victory being an absolute stellar completion of the game in record time. 263 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,000 Let me just see. 264 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,280 Somebody is saying, yeah, there's a video going on. 265 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,320 I saw the video. 266 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:31,320 I saw the video. 267 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,760 But was there any attribution to that? 268 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:38,480 You know, that's why you have these agencies like, you know, Storyful or probably loads more 269 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,360 now that verify these videos. 270 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:49,600 But I think with the lackadaisical nature of social media, there's very little in the way of verification. 271 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,880 Things, the lies spread around faster than the truth. 272 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,900 While the truth is putting its pants on and eating its porridge in the morning. 273 00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:05,180 The lies have already started work and they're actually down at the coffee dock ordering three piebald lattes. 274 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,700 Which is an old saying. 275 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,940 You might have heard it before. 276 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,280 Let me have a look here. 277 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:11,840 I think so. 278 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:13,280 This is not the right way to go. 279 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,100 Yes. 280 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,460 What is it? 281 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:24,480 I saw Joseph says, I saw a class video essay a while back called, Why do you always kill 282 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,120 gods in Japanese video games? 283 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,500 It spends an hour going through the history of Japan. 284 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:29,600 The shogun to present. 285 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,420 It's fascinating. 286 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:35,480 You know, it's amazing and frightening as well. 287 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,640 Like the limitless amount of stuff. 288 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,640 There's so much stuff to watch. 289 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,440 When will you ever get time to watch it all? 290 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:52,420 And I might be echoing the exact same sentiments I had five years ago when playing this game. 291 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:58,820 Which is that it's going to be, it's sad to know that you're not going to be around to see what life is going to be like in a thousand. 292 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,320 Or a hundred thousand or even a million years time. 293 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,600 Should, you know, life still be going on. 294 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,240 You know, what's it all going to be like then? 295 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,320 If this is the pace. 296 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,960 Which the world is at now? 297 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,860 Running around a fucking dock looking for a job. 298 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,320 A simpler time. 299 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,080 One would, one would imagine. 300 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,920 And this is where the fight goes down with the hundred man gang battle at the end of the game. 301 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,360 And this fella here. 302 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,300 He might know exactly. 303 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,740 What needs to be done. 304 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,620 Let's have a little look at this visage here. 305 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,120 It's a quality face. 306 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,900 The likes of which we haven't seen before. 307 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,540 I tell a lie. 308 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,740 We've seen plenty of them in yesterday's game even. 309 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:47,340 Um. 310 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,960 Yes, what is it? 311 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,040 Uh... 312 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:52,900 Eddie Jobs. 313 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,160 Do you know of any places in the harbor that are hiring? 314 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920 You want a job? 315 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,200 Eddie Jobs. 316 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,540 Look, I'm a security guard. 317 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,040 So I wouldn't know about job availability. 318 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:03,400 I see. 319 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,880 I wouldn't know about job availability. 320 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,120 Now get me answers and get me the pass. 321 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,000 This is my ass on the line. 322 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:12,600 Um. 323 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,440 Know of any places hiring? 324 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,820 You'll have to ask somebody else. 325 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:17,780 All right. 326 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,120 Excuse me. 327 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,920 Know of any places hiring? 328 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,160 Hmm. 329 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,820 I can't think of anywhere. 330 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,720 Any 9-4 winners today, Horace? 331 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:36,960 I was only talking to the Uncle Liam and he, uh... 332 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:41,700 He threw a euro down on a 110-1 Willie Mullins ACA special. 333 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,760 Let's have a look at this cat here. 334 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,840 Maybe that... 335 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,460 Maybe this cat has the answers I need 336 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,240 in order to complete my tasks. 337 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240 I wouldn't under... 338 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:55,700 I wouldn't understand what his, uh... 339 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,320 What his deal was if he was able to talk. 340 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,000 He can't. 341 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:00,820 He cat. 342 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:02,640 And he's just walking away. 343 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,080 Very, very rude indeed. 344 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,000 Thanks very much, Jukebox Connors, there for that tip. 345 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,880 And look at the ray tracing there. 346 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,900 Offering a lovely shadow on the ground. 347 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:22,040 As he walks away, he casts a shadow. 348 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,800 Back on the Oasis vibe there. 349 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:30,260 There was an interesting few minutes, 350 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,240 five or ten minutes, 351 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:36,520 where I tore the arse out of a singular Oasis-based gag yesterday, 352 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,440 just for my own amusement, you know? 353 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,020 Real Gallagher. 354 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,180 And, uh, there was a... 355 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,540 A bit of, uh... 356 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:45,740 A joke train going on in the... 357 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,340 In the chat. 358 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,200 That was... 359 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,180 That was quite amusing. 360 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,300 And it really did. 361 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:52,340 It... 362 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,480 What a five minutes that was, you know? 363 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,080 And I do... 364 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,360 I live for those minutes. 365 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,180 Maybe this guy can sort me out. 366 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:00,980 Yes? 367 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,820 To get a job at the harbor, 368 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,360 who should I talk to? 369 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,540 Oh, we got enough workers, you know? 370 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,520 Try somewhere else, will you? 371 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:10,420 Okay. 372 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:12,720 Right. 373 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,020 It's tough enough, isn't it? 374 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,400 Trying to find out who can hire you, 375 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,180 because it was... 376 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,160 The guy. 377 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,280 Taking on new workers. 378 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,680 How the hell would I know? 379 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,380 What happened to the hell? 380 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:28,500 Um... 381 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,320 Huh? 382 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,100 To get a job at the harbor, 383 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,660 who should I talk to? 384 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:33,940 Uh... 385 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,660 The supervisor says that we don't need anyone. 386 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,600 Try somewhere else, will you? 387 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:39,480 Okay. 388 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,620 Uh... 389 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,320 Fucking... 390 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,300 Maybe the... 391 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,680 Can you go inside one of these? 392 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:53,920 Oh, I think that I remember, actually. 393 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:54,740 It... 394 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:55,680 Yeah, there's a fella... 395 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,420 Two kind of, uh... 396 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,680 Four men, who were... 397 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:00,680 Higher in... 398 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,940 Possibly in here, actually. 399 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,560 And great... 400 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,620 Great music as well. 401 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,920 Crank that up a little bit, sorry. 402 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:12,720 Just, uh... 403 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,680 Bask in the glory... 404 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:14,560 Gonna... 405 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,580 Bask in the... 406 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,280 The glory of the music here for a moment. 407 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:38,340 Bask in the glory of the... 408 00:21:38,340 --> 00:22:01,700 of the xylophone, asking the glory of the xylophone tonight. Dolly money thank you very much for the tip I feel it alright. Asking in the glory of the xylophone, looking for a job that I can bring money home tonight. 409 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:32,340 Alright. I'm in the xylophone zone, I ain't going home. I won't want to end up alone, that's why I'm down here. That's why I'm down here. I want to get a job soon, driving the fourth lip to the f***ing moon tonight. 410 00:22:32,340 --> 00:23:00,340 Just give me answers and find me. Tonight, alright, it's high, don't cry. Thank him, honey, Bob, for the tip. I want to end up letting a few 9mm slip into the guy who killed my father. He's hanging round, he's rather Chinese. He's Chinese. 411 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:12,340 He's Chinese. He's Chinese. He's Chinese. He's Chinese. He's Chinese. 412 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:27,120 He's from China. 413 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,480 Thanks very much for the tip there, 414 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,160 Pauly Bob. 415 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,140 And it's gone full The Wire 416 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,780 season two, says Dolly. 417 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,880 It really has actually. 418 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:38,280 We've yet to encounter a Frank 419 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,160 Sabata figure. 420 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:46,320 But he, there is one lurking around. 421 00:23:58,260 --> 00:23:59,700 I've been told differently. 422 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:09,420 I've been told differently. 423 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,640 What about this fella here? 424 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,020 Jiminy Cricket. 425 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,020 Beautiful. 426 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:29,800 This is the lad. 427 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,820 He's got an iconic face. 428 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:36,860 Nah, kid. 429 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,600 You're not allowed in here 430 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,700 unless you've got business. 431 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,160 It's not safe. 432 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,200 I see. 433 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,140 Fucking hell. 434 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,380 I believe he is the man that, 435 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:50,320 that helps you out. 436 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:51,240 He gives you the job. 437 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,180 He employs you at some stage. 438 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:01,040 The lovely kettle as well. 439 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:09,300 We can get that kettle going. 440 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:17,100 There is no interaction with the kettle anyway. 441 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,280 I want to get a job at the harbor. 442 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:19,900 Who should I talk to? 443 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:21,140 Hmm. 444 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,640 We've just stopped hiring new workers. 445 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:25,620 Try somewhere else, will you? 446 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:26,500 Okay. 447 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:31,480 The lad in the tattoo parlor would love to employ you, but... 448 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,820 You know, you wouldn't know what he'd want you to... 449 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:35,760 What would he... 450 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,260 I wouldn't want to be paid by him to do anything. 451 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,480 Let's just see what's going on here. 452 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,640 Can we get out of here... 453 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,220 Very quickly. 454 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:47,640 Might I actually put my head on the kettle just for a very... 455 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,360 Quick jeep to see if it... 456 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,140 Lifts the spirits. 457 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,520 Live... 458 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:22,060 Living life as a kettle igniting down the docks in Japan all day. 459 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:22,800 It's fine. 460 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,900 I'm trying to look for work. 461 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:30,200 I got a job as a kettle burk. 462 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:33,880 I turn up every day at the docks. 463 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,820 My head starts steeping and it fucking rocks. 464 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,800 People come to me when they want some tea. 465 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,240 They've got a cup and I say, go ahead, it's free. 466 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,420 It's not really free. 467 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,900 The company pays for it. 468 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,000 It's subsidized for the workers. 469 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,920 And they really love it. 470 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:58,540 If you want another little cup, come back in a minute. 471 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,240 Here's another customer. 472 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,540 I hope he comes over and I'll fill her a cup. 473 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:05,960 There you go. 474 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,760 Do you want some tea? 475 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,920 How are you getting down, love? 476 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:09,700 Do you want some tea? 477 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,260 Just use my head. 478 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:16,540 Use my head any way you want to. 479 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,360 Just pour it and watch you don't scowl yourself either. 480 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,280 It's a hot cup. 481 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,020 It's a hot drop. 482 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,060 It's a beautiful hot drop. 483 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:29,580 Lovely morning for a cup of tea. 484 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,200 A really nice one feeling free. 485 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,560 And easy. 486 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,080 And easy tonight. 487 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,340 A steamy cup. 488 00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,340 I'll be feeling all right. 489 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,400 Make sure to dunk your bag. 490 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:52,100 And pull out before you take a drag or a sip of the tea. 491 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,140 I'm blocking the door. 492 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,620 The secretary can't get out now. 493 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,620 Get out now. 494 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,360 I have to move. 495 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:22,580 Let these ladies out. 496 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,780 Sorry I'm blocking the door with my tea shtick. 497 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,000 Just blocking the door with the tea shtick there. 498 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:30,760 Not great. 499 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:32,900 These poor ladies have only come in to get a sandwich. 500 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,360 And it's... 501 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,260 Yeah. 502 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,220 Little move there. 503 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,380 Mr. Huxable. 504 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,600 Thank you very much there. 505 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,800 Who simply says... 506 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,180 Tonight. 507 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,040 And thank you very much. 508 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,400 Kettle pedestal. 509 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,400 This is not a good situation. 510 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,100 Because I think I've done exactly what happened yesterday. 511 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:57,300 Where I get too carried away with my own shite. 512 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,160 And then realise that I've... 513 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,420 Completely and utterly missed the cut off point for getting a job. 514 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,320 Or something like that. 515 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,960 Um... 516 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,560 I want to ask you something. 517 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,420 I'm on patrol now. 518 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:11,580 Ask the other guards will you? 519 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:12,680 I see. 520 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,120 What's this being played on? 521 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,560 Thank you very much there. 522 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,380 Steve Jennings. 523 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,460 Very, very, very kind of you. 524 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,760 Having a lovely time watching the speed run. 525 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:24,840 There's very fuck all speed in it. 526 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,780 And that's great English as well. 527 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:28,320 If we... 528 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:28,760 We... 529 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,960 Thank you very much there. 530 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,520 Conrad. 531 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,260 If we crowd fund an experience. 532 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,220 Would you go in a hot airbill? 533 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,120 Not a chance. 534 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,880 Thank you very much for the tip though. 535 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,520 You're doing an online ladder safety course. 536 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,260 Says Steve. 537 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:46,100 Which... 538 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:54,340 Might bode well with some of the health and safety protocols that I possibly might have to undertake before getting a job. 539 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,260 But I tell you. 540 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,260 There's not much jobbing to be done. 541 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,780 When you're around this guy. 542 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:00,780 Groovy Tom. 543 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:04,680 A man who has his own picture on his fucking jumper. 544 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:05,780 I've never noticed that. 545 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,200 Fucking look down. 546 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,120 He's got a picture of himself on his jumper. 547 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:09,880 And it says... 548 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,740 It just says Tom Hot Dog on it. 549 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,880 Where'd you get clothes like that made up? 550 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,040 I'd like to just get one of myself. 551 00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:18,300 In that style. 552 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,260 Red sleeves. 553 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,700 White front jumper. 554 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,100 Picture of my face. 555 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,400 And it just says... 556 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400 Uh... 557 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,280 Viper stream or something. 558 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:27,880 Tom. 559 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,560 Hiro. 560 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,680 Just Viper's Hot Dogs would be good. 561 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,280 Francis Hot Dog. 562 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,880 It does have an apostrophe S at the end of Tom. 563 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:39,160 So it is Tom's... 564 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,160 Tom's... 565 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,560 Hot Dogs. 566 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,060 Can I ask you something? 567 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,740 Do you know anywhere I can get a job around here? 568 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:48,260 I can give you a job, man. 569 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:49,260 Thanks. 570 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,500 A hot dog job. 571 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,680 I want to work in a warehouse or on a ship. 572 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:52,880 Man! 573 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:56,180 My buddy's ship just left the harbor recently. 574 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,200 Really? 575 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,280 That sucks. 576 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,040 Beautiful intonation. 577 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,220 Know any place that's hiring? 578 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,400 Sorry. 579 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,360 I have no idea, man. 580 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,600 I see. 581 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:07,320 Thanks. 582 00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:10,460 Fucking beautiful stuff. 583 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,080 What about honey? 584 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,260 Honey pie. 585 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,280 Honey-san. 586 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,120 Honey-san. 587 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:15,600 Hi, yo. 588 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:19,560 Do you know any place around here where I can get a job? 589 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,800 A job? 590 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:20,800 A job? 591 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,800 Um, maybe there's an opening for a security guard. 592 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,100 Any other jobs? 593 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,100 You know, Tom knows about the harbor much better than I do. 594 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:34,540 So, if Tom doesn't know, I have no idea. 595 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:35,700 I see. 596 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:43,200 People there are saying this is racist and that, but I mean, I'm not sure if there was any malintent 597 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,180 in the creation of the characters. 598 00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:50,800 And somebody did say there yesterday that, you know, it was an actual Jamaican man that did 599 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,660 the voice of Tom. 600 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:58,900 I did, again, this is like the barbecue cannibalism quagmire I found myself in there yesterday. 601 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,240 It's, um, that was unverified. 602 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:05,100 Tom, know of any place I can find a job? 603 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:08,100 Sorry, I have no idea, man. 604 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,880 Try asking somewhere else, man. 605 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:11,540 Really? 606 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:13,860 Crazy stuff altogether. 607 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,400 Thank you very much there, Wacko Jacko. 608 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,640 We were kind-hearted and generous, uh, Umbrella Corporation tip there. 609 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,040 Try asking somebody else. 610 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,440 I've asked about 10 people already, and this is back to the old warehouse district, which, 611 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,040 as I recall, doesn't really offer any sort of job opportunities. 612 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,840 Uh, ladies, ma'am. 613 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,740 Excuse me. 614 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:44,860 What? 615 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,980 I'm looking for a job at the harbor. 616 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,100 Job? 617 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:51,940 Well, I don't believe we have any vacancies here at the moment. 618 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:55,640 We do, but we're only hiring women at the moment. 619 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:56,640 I see. 620 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:07,400 Obvious, uh, jokes to be made there that she- I'm just not gonna bother. 621 00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:08,480 Um, yes? 622 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:09,940 Maybe a job fishing. 623 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:10,800 I'd like to find a job in the harbor. 624 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,240 Who should I talk to? 625 00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:16,100 Uh, why don't you ask the security guards? 626 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:17,100 Okay. 627 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,060 And this is movie 2. 628 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:20,320 Go back. 629 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,060 No race discrimination in this one, lad. 630 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:27,060 Excuse me. 631 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:28,660 Do you know of anywhere around here that's hiring? 632 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,860 Reckon you could ask one of these workers around here. 633 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:33,820 I see. 634 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,160 Talking over gaming. 635 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:36,160 Talking over gaming. 636 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,880 It is the first game. 637 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,880 This is the first game. 638 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:47,000 Uh, we're just about to get into the, uh, the nuts and bolts of it. 639 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,440 I'm on patrol now. 640 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:49,360 Come back later, will ya? 641 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,940 The much fabled and heralded forklift job. 642 00:33:52,060 --> 00:33:56,620 And I completely can't remember how I got the job in the first place, you know? 643 00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,820 I do remember loading pallets and crates into warehouse 18. 644 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,060 Maybe here. 645 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:06,740 We're getting on into the game part of the game. 646 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:18,100 Uh, you can't run in here. 647 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,420 They've disabled the run mechanic once you're inside. 648 00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:23,720 This building just out of, uh, respect. 649 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:27,300 Excuse me. 650 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,500 Yes, what is it? 651 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:32,380 Can you give me a job? 652 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,760 Is work at the harbor difficult? 653 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:35,860 No. 654 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,040 Out of work? 655 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,080 Yes. 656 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:38,780 Yes. 657 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,600 I'd love to help, but I just work here, you see? 658 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:45,740 About finding a job. 659 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,520 You seem young and fit. 660 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,580 And there's plenty of work around. 661 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:51,800 I'll ask the people who come here. 662 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:52,780 Thank you. 663 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,900 Do I wait here while she asks the people who come here, or do I... 664 00:34:58,900 --> 00:34:59,900 Is that just a... 665 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:01,560 A waste of time? 666 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,620 I mean, do I even bother coming back to her at a later date? 667 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,360 Not sure. 668 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,760 And just how technology has moved on a little, 669 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,140 I don't think the Google Translate app had the... 670 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:15,280 Was... 671 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,080 Maybe it was in 2019 when I played this first. 672 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,000 Uh... 673 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,380 Was doing business where you just point it, 674 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,320 And you can see exactly what the... 675 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,140 What it says. 676 00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:26,040 And where's my phone? 677 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,720 Nah, I... 678 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,200 Look, I don't know where I put my phone. 679 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,180 Probably a good thing. 680 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,720 Probably a good thing. 681 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,920 I just wanted to read what that sign said there in Japanese. 682 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:54,240 Getting on now. 683 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,560 It's past 6pm. 684 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,300 Is there a chance... 685 00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:01,540 Of finding work here? 686 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,080 Doesn't look like it's happening. 687 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,980 This guy's mad into keeping fit. 688 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,360 And this was part of the track as well. 689 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,100 Where you drive. 690 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:17,680 And some of the dock workers utilizing this part of the industrial site to... 691 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,540 Keep up with their exercises. 692 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,580 A little bit of cardio, vascular exercise and whatnot. 693 00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:27,520 Excuse me. 694 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:28,280 Huh? 695 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,860 Did you talk to the foreman near the entrance? 696 00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:30,200 I went to keep a job at the harbor. 697 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:30,980 He sends you to Warehouse 18. 698 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:31,840 Who should I talk to? 699 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,980 Brilliant stuff, Kieran. 700 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,080 We got enough workers, you know? 701 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:35,740 I tell you. 702 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,940 Try somewhere else, will you? 703 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:39,480 I should have just tried Warehouse 18. 704 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:42,960 Because only two minutes ago there I was saying that's where I was loading pallets in. 705 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,380 And I should have tried the door. 706 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:51,160 But again, maybe you need to trigger the door of Warehouse 18. 707 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:56,420 By talking to a Warehouse Foreman. 708 00:36:56,420 --> 00:37:14,060 Here we go. 709 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:15,580 It looks nice. 710 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:16,560 It looks great. 711 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,420 What is it? 712 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,820 Is he the foreman? 713 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:20,640 Do you know a place around here where I can get a job? 714 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:21,960 A job? 715 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:23,660 As a security guard? 716 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,620 And it's another beautiful face. 717 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:26,740 Either one's fine. 718 00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:30,400 Which has completely and utterly enraptured me. 719 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:30,620 The offices? 720 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,760 There are security offices and trading offices. 721 00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:34,860 All right. 722 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,080 I'll try going there. 723 00:37:36,080 --> 00:38:06,060 I'll try going there. 724 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:15,160 Hang on. 725 00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:15,880 18. 726 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,420 Here we go. 727 00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:22,620 It's locked. 728 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,060 Did he say come back at like fucking before 6 p.m.? 729 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,720 Oh, we'll just reload it. 730 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:39,940 So that was a healthy 39 minutes. 731 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:43,400 Probably about, let's just factor in the singing at the beginning. 732 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,580 Maybe 25 minutes worth of meandering. 733 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:50,540 Captain Sack, thank you very much for the tip there. 734 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,280 Was it only in the third game you could catch fish? 735 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:54,160 Crazy pace. 736 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,160 I think it was. 737 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:55,420 Yeah. 738 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,460 I could be wrong. 739 00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:59,780 Probably something you could do in Shenmue 2 as well. 740 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,400 Harbor. 741 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,600 We don't want to save. 742 00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:06,580 We want to load the game. 743 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:07,720 So, uh... 744 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,120 How do you reload a save? 745 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:19,660 You have to exit the game. 746 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:19,660 You have to exit the game. 747 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:41,460 This music will get me again. 748 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:45,660 I need to get out of this music before I start going off on a fucking 10 minute sing song. 749 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,180 New Yokosuka Harbor. 750 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:47,900 Load that. 751 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:48,600 Yeah. 752 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,440 No. 753 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:51,800 Yeah. 754 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:52,820 Yeah. 755 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,680 Thank you very much, Dan Druff, for the tip there. 756 00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:06,460 You see, the sheer pace with which you're moving through this epic odyssey can only serve as inspiration to us all. 757 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:07,640 Excuse me? 758 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:14,860 And I can only hope to do the same in my own work today, which is looking doubtful, as this is endlessly captivating. 759 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:15,800 Unbelievable stuff. 760 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,460 Um, do you know a place around here where I can get a job? 761 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,720 A job. 762 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:24,020 As a security guard or in cargo transport? 763 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,520 Either one's fine. 764 00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:28,260 Well, why don't you visit the offices? 765 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:29,420 The offices? 766 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,180 Thank you very much. 767 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,580 There are security offices and trading offices. 768 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:33,640 All right. 769 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:34,920 He's got a great voice. 770 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:40,460 Thank you very much, Siobhan, for the tip there. 771 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,580 I had a dream last night. 772 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:48,140 My boyfriend was ejected miles from a fair ride at a festival. 773 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,900 Which also collapsed. 774 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,680 Woke up fierce anxious today. 775 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,360 Any advice? 776 00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:54,720 My advice would be to stay tuned. 777 00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:02,600 Because the soothing situation ship of having a fucking job down the docks in Yokosuka Harbor in the 80s. 778 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:17,920 Could serve as a kind of anxiety soothing feast of visual pleasure. 779 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:18,740 I don't know. 780 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:20,300 But thank you very much for the tip. 781 00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:24,180 And remember, dreams are only dreams. 782 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:29,560 Visual ASMR. 783 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,340 A job? 784 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,960 I'm sorry, but we have more than enough workers right now. 785 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:34,840 I see. 786 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,020 What? 787 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:38,540 Thanks. 788 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:47,540 Maybe if I just hustle and hurry this guy. 789 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:48,440 Yeah. 790 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:48,460 Yeah. 791 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,880 Do you know any company accepting applications for workers? 792 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,700 Are you still in high school? 793 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:54,660 Yes. 794 00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:58,500 Very few companies hire high school students at the harbor, you know. 795 00:41:58,940 --> 00:41:59,720 Is that so? 796 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,960 I saw someone your age recently. 797 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,120 He was looking for work, too. 798 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,880 Was he a high school student? 799 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,200 I think so. 800 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:09,060 But he looked pretty delinquent. 801 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:11,520 He was around warehouse number 12. 802 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,620 I see. 803 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,160 A real goose chase, is it? 804 00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:17,500 Um. 805 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,680 Ain't too many jobs open round here, I'd reckon. 806 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:21,820 I see. 807 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:27,100 Bit of a goose chase going on here. 808 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:32,160 There's not really much happening in 18, which was where we were told to go. 809 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,760 Now we've been sent to warehouse number 12. 810 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,060 Which is going to become some sort of miniature quest in and of itself. 811 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:44,460 I don't know where it's located, but. 812 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,680 Let's go back the ways. 813 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,180 And go around. 814 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:56,460 Your man had the voice of a southern American gentleman there, says Connor. 815 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,160 I'm not sure. 816 00:42:58,260 --> 00:42:58,800 I couldn't really. 817 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,320 I wasn't paying too much attention to the locale of his accent. 818 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:08,360 But more concerned about where the job was going to be coming from here. 819 00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:13,360 Thank you very much there for the tip. 820 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:14,340 You're competing with Limmy. 821 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,580 Buy yourself a lollipop, you see. 822 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,700 I wonder, um. 823 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:21,460 Is number 12 here? 824 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,060 Or is it back on the way? 825 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:26,640 Back up the way? 826 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,160 Number 8. 827 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:36,000 New warehouse number 8 is down here in the new warehouse district. 828 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,340 Number 10. 829 00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:52,080 And thank you very much there, Vig. 830 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,180 And, uh. 831 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,640 I won't read the name of the other one. 832 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,100 But thanks for your tip there as well. 833 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,620 That's the siren for lunchtime. 834 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,180 What is this one? 835 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:14,780 Number 1. 836 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:27,720 We're not even into the forklifting yet, Jimmy. 837 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,760 But we've just come across another teddy boy with a terrible accent. 838 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,180 Yo, dude! 839 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,800 Some heavy MIDI keyboard. 840 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:42,800 And a very questionable hand gesture there from the teddy boy as well. 841 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,100 I know everything about this tier harbor. 842 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,740 Whatever it is, just ask. 843 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:52,460 I want a job here. 844 00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:53,740 What should I do? 845 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,840 So, want to be a sailor, hey? 846 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,240 That's cool, man. 847 00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:00,640 Personally, it ain't for me. 848 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,300 I get seasick. 849 00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:06,420 Enough. 850 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,220 Whoa, wait, hold up! 851 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,520 Off you, man! 852 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,140 I just happen to know a number of foremen in charge of cargo! 853 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:15,060 Really? 854 00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:18,840 Hey, anything for you, bro? 855 00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:20,720 Can you ask? 856 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:22,820 Well... 857 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,820 Mmm... 858 00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:26,820 Okay! 859 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,220 Meet me at noon tomorrow! 860 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,020 In front of the big blue door of warehouse number 1! 861 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,120 12 noon, warehouse number 1. 862 00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:36,560 In front of the big blue door. 863 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,560 Right on, bro! 864 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:40,440 See ya! 865 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,120 Absolutely insane! 866 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:47,460 Did... 867 00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:49,460 I wasn't paying attention to the... 868 00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:52,180 The context or any of what he was saying there, 869 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,240 because I was so taken aback by the... 870 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,240 Insanity of the movements, but... 871 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,900 Did he say that there's... 872 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,240 He's gonna get me a job... 873 00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:02,600 If I go back to that place tomorrow? 874 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,240 Or, uh... 875 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:08,400 Or what? 876 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,340 It was... 877 00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:13,460 I'd love to have been in the room when the mocap was being done for that. 878 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,880 If there was any mocap. 879 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:15,960 I... 880 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,140 I... 881 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:19,440 I got that there, Antonio, that he did say tomorrow at... 882 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,460 At noon. 883 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,480 But was... 884 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:22,920 What's it... 885 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,540 Is it in relation to a... 886 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:25,560 Oh, I'll check the journal, yeah. 887 00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:29,920 Garo says he'll find a job for me tomorrow at noon. 888 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,880 At warehouse number 1 at the blue door. 889 00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,960 Great stuff, so that's... 890 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,500 It's great to know that we have to, uh... 891 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,460 Wait around for another entire day. 892 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,440 Another 24 hours. 893 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:47,780 Unbelievable. 894 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:53,560 I'm just gonna go and, uh... 895 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,620 Ask Forklift Man. 896 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,920 See if there's anything else going on with him again. 897 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:57,760 But he probably... 898 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,680 Nothing will... 899 00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,260 Will happen. 900 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,240 I know that. 901 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:04,020 Uh... 902 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:05,260 Sorry, man. 903 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,260 I'm in a rush. 904 00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:12,240 Okay, great stuff. 905 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,080 Uh... 906 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,920 The parallax of the clouds in the game is mental. 907 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:18,980 Is that what parallax is? 908 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:22,700 In... 909 00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:24,380 Animation. 910 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:30,240 Or is parallax a naturally occurring phenomenon in reality? 911 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,340 It's a skybox. 912 00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:46,340 All right. 913 00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:48,400 I do remember parallax being, uh... 914 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,980 Explained after seeing a... 915 00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:53,520 A viral video of a plane that looks like it was suspended in air. 916 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,880 But it was just the... 917 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,940 The perspective of which the shot was taken made it look like it was... 918 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:00,480 Still and not flying. 919 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,040 I think that was something to do with parallax. 920 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:04,460 I don't know. 921 00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,220 It's like move... 922 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,460 Think when two things are moving at the same time. 923 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:15,720 I wonder if you just ride the bus all day. 924 00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:16,900 Does that eat up time? 925 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,260 Eating up time nice and fast. 926 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,960 It's when things are moving in different planes. 927 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:32,300 Nemoto-san. 928 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,940 Ah, hello, Ryo. 929 00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:41,340 I think it's just we've 24 hours to, or at least, sorry, I've... 930 00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:46,600 Till 8 p.m. until bedtime, so it's a case of just going around town, 931 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,280 talk to people, and get more intel. 932 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:50,300 Nemoto-san. 933 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,580 How's business these days? 934 00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:56,900 That's right. I wanted to ask you something about that. 935 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:02,380 Quite recently, you see, Yuriko has been acting a little strange. 936 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:04,580 There must be some reason. 937 00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,760 She hasn't said anything to me. 938 00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:08,060 I see. 939 00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:09,320 Save now, I will. 940 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:27,820 Not going in the fucking arcade again after yesterday's hang-on debacle. 941 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,400 Tamura-san. 942 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:29,300 Hello. 943 00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:30,980 Hey, Ryo. 944 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:32,660 Former gang leader here. 945 00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:33,460 When you have time. 946 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,440 Yeah, thanks. 947 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,080 A lovely selection of meats, minced beef. 948 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:57,720 Can't go in there, but you can see the baker man in there baking bread, 949 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,560 or at least admiring his bread. 950 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,700 You'd wonder what he gets up to in there alone with the bread. 951 00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:09,160 And a very small door as well, 952 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,920 like something out of Alice in Wonderland in the background there. 953 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,500 Strange enough. 954 00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:18,920 I mean, when you come... 955 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,160 There's the Christmas music blaring out as well. 956 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,780 What's he doing in there? 957 00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:35,780 What's he doing in there? 958 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,920 Not arsed about talking to the jacket man. 959 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:44,400 It's... 960 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,400 Had nothing but kind of bad... 961 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,200 Bad... 962 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,300 Middle into bad experiences with that guy. 963 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,080 And... 964 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,740 Feel kind of bad for this patch fella, the weapon master, 965 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:54,400 because... 966 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,120 There's been a lot of chat. 967 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,900 It seems as though he's keen... 968 00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:01,400 Dead keen on making a patch for my jacket, but... 969 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:06,400 Every time he tries to entertain the notion... 970 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,960 My character, the main character, just says, 971 00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:09,600 Nah, I'm okay. 972 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,400 Yes. 973 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:14,400 I think I'll make a... 974 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,140 Patch special order. 975 00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:19,900 One with a lot of colours. 976 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,600 Maybe next time. 977 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,120 Great stuff. 978 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,560 Kurita-san. 979 00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:34,260 Oh, it's you! 980 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:36,620 Um... 981 00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:38,160 Sorry, man. 982 00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,260 But I'm too bummed to talk. 983 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,360 I broke up with Yuriko. 984 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:47,040 I've been thinking only of myself, and I feel a little guilty. 985 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,200 Ryo, be sure to treat your girl right, man. 986 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,440 Wait, you already knew that, eh? 987 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,000 Not really. 988 00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:58,180 Right. 989 00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:02,060 I think that might be a hint or a suggestion that I need to... 990 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:02,560 Thanks. 991 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,260 Go and talk to your one who left flowers at the house. 992 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:10,660 Let's head over there and progress that side quest. 993 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:17,240 Some great life lessons to be learned from some of these characters. 994 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:21,660 They seem to be steeped in experience and life lessons. 995 00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:22,440 Yeah. 996 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:22,960 Nozomi. 997 00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:24,060 What happened? 998 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:24,900 Who? 999 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,920 Something's happened, hasn't it? 1000 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:27,720 No. 1001 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:28,780 A fight? 1002 00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:30,680 No, it's not that. 1003 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,200 Please, you gotta stay out of trouble. 1004 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:34,560 I'm fine. 1005 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:38,320 Yo, what if something happened to you? 1006 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,600 Don't worry. 1007 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,840 Promise me you'll take care. 1008 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:42,720 Yeah. 1009 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,520 See you later. 1010 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,200 Yeah. 1011 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:46,840 Yeah. 1012 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:48,680 Nozomi. 1013 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,880 Ryo, let me know if you need any help. 1014 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:52,680 Sure. 1015 00:52:58,680 --> 00:52:59,760 Um... 1016 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,260 Merry Christmas! 1017 00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:02,960 Ho, ho, ho! 1018 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:06,260 Apologies to anyone who's just joined here. 1019 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,660 Expect an absolute... 1020 00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:11,820 Special Christmas menu at IGE-Chi Chinese Restaurant. 1021 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,820 Expecting relentless pace. 1022 00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:18,260 It's just a matter of killing time here until we get to 8 o'clock. 1023 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,520 We need to fall asleep and go back to the docks for a proposed job. 1024 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,420 Or supposed, who knows? 1025 00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:27,660 And the worrying... 1026 00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:32,180 The worrying situation is that we get there tomorrow 1027 00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:35,760 and then we have to wait another day until we actually start work. 1028 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,960 I mean, I hope that that isn't the case, but... 1029 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,360 Never say never in this situation, in this town. 1030 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:43,840 Um... 1031 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,800 In other news, Santa Claus, while we're waiting for... 1032 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,220 Time to pass Santa Claus. 1033 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,760 Uh, we bumped into him just there and he's recommended a Chinese restaurant in town. 1034 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,400 Seemingly is selling some sort of special dish. 1035 00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:00,920 Have a look and see... 1036 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,600 If we can, uh, avail of that. 1037 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:11,640 Tal-san. 1038 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:12,600 Yes? 1039 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,700 Have you been busy lately? 1040 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,420 Well, a little. 1041 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:18,920 Do you want something to eat? 1042 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,000 No thanks. 1043 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,680 I was just passing by. 1044 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,220 We'll treat you. 1045 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,220 No thanks. 1046 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:25,300 I'll come again. 1047 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:28,140 We'll be looking forward to it. 1048 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:32,220 Well, I'd better go. 1049 00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:38,000 Lovely tulips. 1050 00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,880 Can you talk to this book? 1051 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,000 No. 1052 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,600 Straight out the door. 1053 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,780 Didn't even give me the option to talk to the fucking... 1054 00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:50,500 The lad up there. 1055 00:54:50,780 --> 00:54:51,300 Out the front. 1056 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:56,860 I mean, why would the Santa Claus recommend the, uh, the special dish in the restaurant and then I'd... 1057 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:58,020 They don't give me it. 1058 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:05,020 *Tal-san* 1059 00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:30,020 *Tal-san* 1060 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:41,020 Why would they build that into the game where you're offered the food and then there's just no acceptance of it? It would have been at least a little bit of time passed in the game. 1061 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:57,020 And I had kind of, when sleeping last night, visions... this music in the back of my head, the Shenmue music. This one in particular, I don't know if you can hear it. 1062 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:00,020 *Tal-san* 1063 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:07,020 Couldn't get that, that music out of my mind and then I was remembering Kiss Off Punk from this fella here. 1064 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:12,020 These guys are part of the Mad Angels. I end up having to fucking deck them in the end. 1065 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:15,020 Which is gonna happen, it's gonna be nice. 1066 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:18,020 But I remember having to do the 100 man battle probably about... 1067 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:19,020 *Tal-san* 1068 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:20,020 *Tal-san* 1069 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:22,080 or 15 or 20 times 1070 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,920 and thinking to myself, 1071 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:27,600 I should have trained harder. 1072 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,900 Whether or not that training is going to have to happen 1073 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:34,960 on stream or off of stream, 1074 00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:35,940 I'm not sure, but I mean, 1075 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,120 ideally, this game is done and dusted and boxed off 1076 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,340 and put into a box by the end of today. 1077 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,200 Shipped away in a box. 1078 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:50,200 Shipped away in a box. 1079 00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:00,460 And Johnson Lobster there saying I wouldn't bet on it, 1080 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,360 but I mean, it's the final third of the game, is it not? 1081 00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:06,420 We're into the final third. 1082 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,980 As soon as the forklift starts, 1083 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,500 you know you're into the final third. 1084 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,500 There might be a bit of training to be done in the park here. 1085 00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:26,480 Not even halfway. 1086 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:45,640 You can train in warehouse number four. 1087 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,540 It'd be great to have a fast travel option to the docks from the gaff, 1088 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:58,140 but that would take out the fun and games of getting a bus every day, you know? 1089 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,440 20-hour game. 1090 00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:09,360 Oh my god. 1091 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:12,180 Eight hours yesterday, so could get a long shift in today. 1092 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,080 Fucking hell. 1093 00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:14,680 How is it then? 1094 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,700 The speed run is six and a half hours, the record. 1095 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,720 But that's, as I said there, probably, that's glitch. 1096 00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:23,080 People using glitches. 1097 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:39,700 Real son. 1098 00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:42,140 Spar one around with me. 1099 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:46,880 Sure. 1100 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:47,880 I'll take you on. 1101 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,120 Give me all you got. 1102 00:58:51,540 --> 00:58:58,140 I want to see a list of moves, but I should have checked that, opened up the menu for that 1103 00:58:58,140 --> 00:59:00,240 before the fight got underway. 1104 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,360 No holding back, okay? 1105 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:06,840 There wasn't 20 years between the two of the games. 1106 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,680 There was, uh, the first two came out within a year or two of each other. 1107 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:15,040 And then the third one, which was crowdfunded, came out in 2020. 1108 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:20,780 I played through it, and it, I just wouldn't be arsed going back to playing that. 1109 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:22,500 The third one. 1110 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,720 Whereas the, the first two. 1111 00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:25,380 I know. 1112 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:26,940 First one, definitely. 1113 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:32,060 Second one, question mark, surrounding whether or not I have the ability to continue. 1114 00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:35,500 Because, uh, it was my understanding there. 1115 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:39,340 I was a third of the way through, and could be in for a bit of punishment if that's the 1116 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:39,680 case. 1117 00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:49,100 Another, another stream to get it done, because it would be too long to fit into, uh, into today's, 1118 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:49,320 maybe. 1119 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:49,380 Okay. 1120 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,740 I just want to learn how to block. 1121 01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:04,700 I'm pressing the shoulder buttons there. 1122 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:08,100 R1. 1123 01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,980 R1 seems to be a block there, does it? 1124 01:00:10,580 --> 01:00:10,860 Yeah. 1125 01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:25,380 Fuku-san. 1126 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,120 I look forward to next time. 1127 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,980 The true crime games make for a good streaming. 1128 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:30,820 I haven't... 1129 01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:34,160 True crime New York, true crime LA. 1130 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,000 Is that what that is? 1131 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:51,780 moves these uh the moves the list of various moves and the level of which i've managed to get them 1132 01:00:56,740 --> 01:01:00,180 crescent kick trample kick side reaper kick 1133 01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:09,780 surplus slash i want to learn brutal tiger dark moon and thunder kick 1134 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:18,580 right left a for thunder kick let's learn that but i mean your man's gone outside staring off into the 1135 01:01:18,580 --> 01:01:26,660 fucking yonder probably some sort of touching moment now focus on laden with pathos if there's 1136 01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:34,580 something bugging you come to the dojo we'll spar for a while just in there man i'm waiting for you 1137 01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:53,940 you go to the dojo like he's just asked and then he's not even i'll warm up a bit 1138 01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:58,260 okay let's go 1139 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:18,260 okay practice here we go we learned some moves this is it pace that's grab 1140 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:32,980 a punch aimed at a point between the nose and mouth that's the tiger knuckle that's the left 1141 01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:50,180 trigger button hit blow the rain thrust left right x okay let's do this left right x 1142 01:02:50,180 --> 01:03:01,860 what i'm doing what i'm doing 1143 01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:10,900 so 1144 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:26,660 left right right left right x left right x and a is dark moon i remember smeagol at the end of the 1145 01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:30,980 game you have to use dark moon on him left right x and a 1146 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:35,780 that's that dark moon right there 1147 01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:50,820 i'm gonna use that on everyone open from here on in they could the game could have had more fights in it 1148 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:57,700 it's an interesting way they've gone for like an rpg open world life simulator 1149 01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:04,500 but they've got this extensive range of combos and moves that you could do in fights and then there's like 1150 01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:08,100 there's only like five or six fights in the game 1151 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:13,220 rain thrust 1152 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:24,420 a brutal tiger right left x a 1153 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:44,340 bucket we'll do it again we'll talk to you 1154 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:46,340 we'll talk to you 1155 01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:56,900 we'll talk to you guys like a half five 1156 01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:02,180 just waiting to go to bed here like you know 1157 01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:10,660 i'd be interested to find out how you could play the seger saturn that's in the 1158 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:21,220 the sitting room 1159 01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:33,540 i opened the cabinet there here on and he took out the console he put it onto the uh 1160 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:46,740 the tv and then zero games no games 1161 01:05:46,740 --> 01:06:01,540 i don't want to do any arcade gaming there at cmos because it's uh 1162 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,140 potentially game crashing 1163 01:06:14,740 --> 01:06:20,260 it's it's it's not an emulator it's the pc port of the the original dreamcast game 1164 01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:26,020 we could watch the rest of our video of the rest of the spycraft 1165 01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:30,660 fmvs which would uh kill a couple of in-game hours 1166 01:06:31,220 --> 01:06:34,580 sligo mooie thank you very much there sligo mooie 1167 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:48,020 just see what i can get here and maybe put that up on the screen 1168 01:06:58,020 --> 01:07:10,740 spycraft the great game 1169 01:07:10,740 --> 01:07:10,740 so 1170 01:07:10,740 --> 01:07:18,740 so 1171 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,740 so 1172 01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:29,860 harmonica 1173 01:07:29,860 --> 01:07:29,940 harmonica 1174 01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:36,260 let me i'm just looking for this set 1175 01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:47,460 this piece 1176 01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:53,940 great music 1177 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:59,620 uh transform their fit to screen 1178 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:27,800 There's Warhurst. 1179 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:57,780 There's Warhurst. 1180 01:08:57,780 --> 01:09:00,200 We'd better meet with Sterling. 1181 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:10,660 We got up to the torture situation there with the operative. 1182 01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:15,120 I'm not sure how far into this. 1183 01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:16,520 Oh yeah, we got past all that. 1184 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,980 We did that. 1185 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,940 We found out who that book was. 1186 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:27,280 Did the analyzation. 1187 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:30,240 Analysis. 1188 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:37,260 We got William Colby's final message. 1189 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:42,160 Former chief director there of the CIA, William Colby. 1190 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,600 Who sadly passed only a few months after this game. 1191 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,940 After he made this video for the game. 1192 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:54,520 Conspiracy theories surrounding that death. 1193 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,280 I didn't see this bit, but it looks very funny. 1194 01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:03,720 Look, it looks like you have to take photoshopped heads and put them on bodies. 1195 01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:09,700 Ying is bagged. 1196 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,420 No doctoring tool enables... 1197 01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:20,420 No doctoring tool enables... 1198 01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:30,420 No doctoring tool enables... 1199 01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:35,580 Yeah. 1200 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:39,040 Trying to get something good here. 1201 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,760 Here we go. 1202 01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:45,080 This is where it crashed for me. 1203 01:10:45,380 --> 01:10:47,120 I got sacked because I... 1204 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:50,420 I put too much electricity into your one. 1205 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,620 I'm listening. 1206 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,540 What are my choices? 1207 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,320 I went... 1208 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:14,080 I went above and beyond the Geneva Convention restrictions. 1209 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:19,500 But good news is the clock is ticking here above my head. 1210 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,240 We're... 1211 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,420 It's nearly time for bed in Shenmue World, so... 1212 01:11:22,420 --> 01:11:27,920 Just looking here and seeing what this game had to offer. 1213 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,300 Because I'm not going back. 1214 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:30,100 I'm listening. 1215 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,480 I'm not going back. 1216 01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,540 I'm listening. 1217 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,240 What do you want to know? 1218 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:42,960 It's a pay... 1219 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:46,320 I've done some contract work for a group called ProCat. 1220 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:48,260 It's a paycheck. 1221 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:49,700 A big paycheck. 1222 01:11:50,660 --> 01:11:51,060 ProCat. 1223 01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:51,900 ProCat. 1224 01:11:51,900 --> 01:12:07,220 ...in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. He's a real jerk. He tried to kiss me. I nearly killed him. I don't know anything else. Can I go now? 1225 01:12:07,220 --> 01:12:12,580 Pat, I was talking to Agent Yee there. 1226 01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:14,580 Case Officer Thorne. 1227 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:20,540 Accidentally put 125 volts in Pat. 1228 01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:26,540 You're sending me to Strasbourg, Pat. 1229 01:12:26,540 --> 01:12:37,540 Accessed. 1230 01:12:37,540 --> 01:12:46,540 Kinsey, Pierre. Pierre Kinsey, alias Dusty. 1231 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:52,540 Captured Ying. The AT database so that... It's Warhurst. 1232 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:56,540 It's Warhurst. Well done on getting the information from Agent Yee, Pat. 1233 01:12:56,540 --> 01:13:02,540 Jamie has patched us into the image database so that I can talk you through this. 1234 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:08,540 We just received these from the ATF. Those people had no leads until you captured Ying. 1235 01:13:08,540 --> 01:13:14,540 This is where the peg fell into Scody's hands and probably harmonica's. 1236 01:13:14,540 --> 01:13:20,540 Abandoned warehouse in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. That's Felix Scody, the arms dealer Ying told you about. 1237 01:13:20,540 --> 01:13:24,540 Fucking Scody got got there as well. 1238 01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:30,540 Been a heroin broker and a money launderer but gun running is his first love. 1239 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:33,540 His buyers usually end up like this. 1240 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:38,540 The ATF has been watching Scody for months but he slipped away after this deal went sour. 1241 01:13:38,540 --> 01:13:48,540 Thorn, I'm afraid that's not the half of it. Scody killed these men without firing a shot. 1242 01:13:48,540 --> 01:13:52,540 Marco Fabrizzi, apparently the middle man. He and his partners all died. 1243 01:13:52,540 --> 01:13:54,540 Fabrizzi. 1244 01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:59,540 Like the fucking stuff you spray on your couch and your curtains to make it smell less shit. 1245 01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:08,540 Not the half of it. Scody killed these men without firing a shot. Marco Fabrizzi apparently the middle. 1246 01:14:08,540 --> 01:14:16,540 Ha ha ha. Marco Fabrizzi's after you. He smells great as well, Pat. But I have to kill him. 1247 01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:20,540 The agency said I have to kill him, Pat. 1248 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:28,540 He and his partners all died of massive coronary arrest. At least that's what the medical examiner says. 1249 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:36,540 The good thing is he's iced. I iced him five days ago, Pat, but he still smells as fresh as a daisy's arse. 1250 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:40,540 And there were no bullets or bullet holes to be found. Nothing. 1251 01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:45,540 I realise it sounds impossible but you already know about silent kills. 1252 01:14:45,540 --> 01:14:53,540 This new weapon gets the same results with no projectile at all. Looks like he rested it there. 1253 01:14:53,540 --> 01:15:01,540 I'm in peace. Thank you. Congratulations there to Steve who says he's completed his ladder course. 1254 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:15,540 And I'm looking forward to getting some ladder course simulator or ladder operator simulator going in the future if someone will please take it upon themselves to make that kind of game. 1255 01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:25,540 I'm looking forward to the next day. 1256 01:15:25,540 --> 01:15:35,540 I'm looking forward to the next day. 1257 01:15:35,540 --> 01:15:37,540 I'm looking forward to the next day. 1258 01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:47,540 I'm looking forward to the next day. 1259 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:53,540 The mind of a child or at least someone who's interested in doing stupid moves. 1260 01:15:53,540 --> 01:16:00,540 And if I could just change the application audio capture back to Shenmue we should be okay. 1261 01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:07,540 And that's the familiar sound there of the beautiful music from the game itself. 1262 01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:17,540 Now, pace injection back at it again. I've just found a way how to not speed up the game but to make it less excruciating. 1263 01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:20,540 Because there's no way I'm not going to finish the game. 1264 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,540 I can hear someone moving around the house there. 1265 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,540 And it's the Owl Lady before I go into sleep. 1266 01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:29,540 Let's just have a word with her and see how things are getting on with her. 1267 01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:42,540 Say that all the time. 1268 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:45,540 Say that every day. 1269 01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:51,540 And it doesn't make a blind bit of difference to the outcome of the situation I'm faced with. 1270 01:16:51,540 --> 01:17:08,540 Another touching moment in the game where we see some FMV of a mysterious girl and a giant moon. 1271 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:14,540 Melodic Moody Piano plays in the background. 1272 01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:21,540 They could have done without that bit. 1273 01:17:21,540 --> 01:17:40,540 Saved themselves a few million dollars of development. 1274 01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:44,540 Big Red, thanks very much for the tip there. 1275 01:17:44,540 --> 01:17:49,540 Can't tune in today with work but hope you get that Landy shanked and give him what for you say. 1276 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:51,540 Goro, thanks very much for the tip. 1277 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:54,540 Goro says he'll find a job for me tomorrow afternoon. 1278 01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:55,540 Okay, we read that yesterday. 1279 01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:57,540 We know exactly what he said he'll do. 1280 01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:03,540 But I don't put much hope in that man finding me anything other than pain. 1281 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:07,540 He's a pain to look at. 1282 01:18:07,540 --> 01:18:09,540 He's a pain to listen to. 1283 01:18:10,540 --> 01:18:12,540 I should be grateful. 1284 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:15,540 And potentially he's a pain to work with as well. 1285 01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,540 Let's see what transpires. 1286 01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:21,540 And a real shame as well that we can't just bypass. 1287 01:18:21,540 --> 01:18:24,540 I'm just gonna click Yamanosi there because I don't know where that is. 1288 01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:28,540 But hopefully it's closer to the bus stop than the other two options there. 1289 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:32,540 Okay, just outside the fucking house. 1290 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:33,540 Great stuff. 1291 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:34,540 That's a long way away. 1292 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:35,540 So we... 1293 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:36,540 Is there any point? 1294 01:18:36,540 --> 01:18:37,540 Yeah, no. 1295 01:18:37,540 --> 01:18:39,540 Go back and fast travel to the town. 1296 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:40,540 Unbelievable. 1297 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:49,540 Unbelievable that they didn't think in the second latter part of the game to add the docks as a fast travel location. 1298 01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:52,540 They wanted you to suffer the indignity, Pat. 1299 01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:55,540 The indignity of getting the bus every day. 1300 01:18:58,540 --> 01:18:59,540 In the game. 1301 01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:00,540 Not even a real day. 1302 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:02,540 I mean, I can understand it if it was real life. 1303 01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:17,540 It's a big game for people who like misery. 1304 01:19:19,540 --> 01:19:21,540 It's a humbling experience. 1305 01:19:23,540 --> 01:19:27,540 And somebody there saying, "Don't forget your bus card." 1306 01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:31,540 Tom is saying that there, but I mean, there is no bus card. 1307 01:19:31,540 --> 01:19:37,540 It's just gonna deplete me of probably 10 to 50 yen a trip. 1308 01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:46,540 But that's fine because the Owl Lady is lathering my envelope with the... 1309 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:48,540 With pure yenage. 1310 01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:50,540 Unadulterated yenage every day. 1311 01:19:53,540 --> 01:19:54,540 It's fantastic. 1312 01:20:02,540 --> 01:20:03,540 I've been asking to go to the pizza shop. 1313 01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:09,540 I'm afraid I have bigger fish to fry than slices of the best dough in town. 1314 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:13,540 It's a case of getting down to this place and really getting to work. 1315 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,540 Getting the work done. 1316 01:20:15,540 --> 01:20:16,540 Getting the work in. 1317 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:18,540 Clocking in and clocking out. 1318 01:20:18,540 --> 01:20:20,540 I believe there's like five or six days worth of forklift work. 1319 01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:24,540 If I had the... 1320 01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:30,540 ...real control of the game, I'd have brought a sleeping bag and a little tent down to the dock as well. 1321 01:20:31,540 --> 01:20:32,540 In order to just stay there. 1322 01:20:33,540 --> 01:20:34,540 And sleep, you know. 1323 01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,540 But no, they wouldn't let you do that. 1324 01:20:37,540 --> 01:20:38,540 That'd be too easy for you to do. 1325 01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:39,540 I've got a lot of things to do. 1326 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:00,540 And here we are, 1986. 1327 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:09,540 Lovely bit of industry in 1986 here. 1328 01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:16,540 And we might even take a look at the real Yokosuke Harbor on Google Maps. 1329 01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:18,540 Or satellite Google Earth. 1330 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:21,540 Later on. 1331 01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:24,540 And we have to wait another solid two hours until the... 1332 01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:27,540 Teddy Boy shows up as well. 1333 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,540 So it's... 1334 01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:30,540 It's all fun and games down here. 1335 01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:32,540 The fun never ends. 1336 01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:46,540 I suppose we have two hours to kill while we wait for Goro to turn up. 1337 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:48,540 His name is Goro. 1338 01:21:49,540 --> 01:21:53,540 That could provide us ample opportunity to look at the reality of the... 1339 01:21:54,540 --> 01:22:03,180 scenario and what has become Shenmue what has become dubbed waiting simulator 1340 01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:10,500 there by Tupou that asked this Croucher what he's at excuse me I'm sorry I don't 1341 01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:19,020 have time now very busy very very dedicated to the work in Japan it's a 1342 01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:32,820 heavy work culture hey you you not open to the public go on get out lovely stuff 1343 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:43,620 warehouse 17 I might have actually miscalculated and forgot here I maybe I'm at the wrong place just 1344 01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:48,140 because I met your man down here I thought warehouse number one will be here but it's actually down the 1345 01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:56,960 other end so that's that's great that's another 10 or 15 in game minutes which have been swallowed up by 1346 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,340 that miscalculation 1347 01:23:13,340 --> 01:23:23,540 could be down here perhaps perchance warehouse number two number three is this number one here 1348 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:44,720 I'm right beside number one this is number one great stuff fucking hell easy I think this is where we meet your man 1349 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:52,720 Great stuff. 1350 01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:00,720 Uh, Yokosuke, Japan. 1351 01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:24,720 Or Yokosuke. 1352 01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:34,720 I'll put that on the screen now. 1353 01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:38,720 Thank you. We're actually on Schlug's voice there. 1354 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:42,720 I mean, we're actually on Schlug's line. Tommy, how are ya? 1355 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:46,720 Not too bad, you're on my line there. 1356 01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:48,720 Yeah. 1357 01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:50,720 Changes! 1358 01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:54,720 Changes! 1359 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,720 Changes! 1360 01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:58,720 Changes! 1361 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,720 Changes! 1362 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,720 Changes! 1363 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:06,720 Apologies there, we actually had a crossed wire situation. 1364 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,720 Uh, how do I get this on the screen here? 1365 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:14,720 Again, I forget that the, uh, their fuckin' hotkey... 1366 01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:20,720 Hotkey's conflicting with what I'm trying to do on the web browser there. 1367 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:22,720 Roaming charges will apply, Larry runs. 1368 01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:24,720 Thank you very much. 1369 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,720 A mean approver of stuff. 1370 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,720 Thank you very much there for the tip. 1371 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,720 Francis, who's gonna win the presidential elections in Russia? 1372 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,720 What's your bet? 1373 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:34,720 Vladimir Putin? 1374 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,720 V Putin. 1375 01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:37,720 Uh, anyways. 1376 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:42,720 Uh, judging on the way things have transpired in the past 20 years. 1377 01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:52,720 Uh, and then we can put our window capture onto the screen there. 1378 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:56,720 "Light traffic in the area in Dublin," it says. 1379 01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:00,720 But we need to zoom out and go all the way over to... 1380 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,720 Japan. 1381 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,720 For a look. 1382 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,720 At Yokosuke Harbor. 1383 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:11,720 Where we're actually waiting right now in the game Shenmue. 1384 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:12,720 For a job. 1385 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:15,720 And, uh... 1386 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,720 There's Yokohama. 1387 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,720 But isn't it Yokos... 1388 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:21,720 Uh, there's Yokosuke. 1389 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:22,720 There we are. 1390 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,720 So you can see it's not too far from... 1391 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:26,720 Tokyo. 1392 01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,720 And if you look, actually, it's interesting to see the... 1393 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:31,720 The setup over in Tokyo. 1394 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:33,720 The metropole. 1395 01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:34,720 It's a... 1396 01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:35,720 It's a... 1397 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:36,720 A big industrialized... 1398 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,720 Power to the country, which... 1399 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:42,720 Includes Kawasaki, Yokohama. 1400 01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:44,720 You'll know those names from... 1401 01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:46,720 Very, uh... 1402 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,720 Prominent brands in, uh... 1403 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:54,720 You know, motor transport, motorbikes, Yokohama tires. 1404 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:59,720 Uh, there's a town called Chiba, which has... 1405 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:02,720 Look, a hanging monorail or whatever the... 1406 01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:03,720 Hanging train. 1407 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:07,720 Not too dissimilar to the olden style German one that, uh... 1408 01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:08,720 Tom got during the... 1409 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:10,720 The summer gone. 1410 01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:11,720 Or the summer... 1411 01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:13,720 Not this summer gone, but the one before. 1412 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:16,720 Yokosuke is where this game is set. 1413 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:17,720 I... 1414 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:18,720 I believe. 1415 01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:19,720 So we should actually... 1416 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:23,720 If we zoom down to the harbor, Yokosuke, we shouldn't actually be too far away from... 1417 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:26,720 The place known as Dubwita. 1418 01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:28,720 Where, uh... 1419 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:30,720 His home is set. 1420 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:35,720 Let's have a little look here and see if we can see... 1421 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:36,720 There's the docks. 1422 01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:37,720 This is... 1423 01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:38,720 So this is the real... 1424 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:39,720 The reality... 1425 01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:41,720 Of where we're playing the game. 1426 01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:43,720 The... 1427 01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:43,720 The... 1428 01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:44,720 The... 1429 01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:46,720 United States fleet activities... 1430 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:48,720 Is down here. 1431 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,720 You might wanna go street view on this... 1432 01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:54,720 To really get to grips with the... 1433 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:56,720 The layout. 1434 01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:00,720 I wanna just go right into the action. 1435 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,720 I wanna... 1436 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,720 I wanna really feel the... 1437 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:05,720 The Shenmue-y vibe. 1438 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:08,720 So I'm just gonna drop our little fella down here somewhere. 1439 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:09,720 But there are no... 1440 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:11,720 Maps there. 1441 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:12,720 There's... 1442 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:14,720 There's no way that you can go street view down there. 1443 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:15,720 You can only... 1444 01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,720 Go outside the harbor. 1445 01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:18,720 Which makes sense. 1446 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:22,720 They probably don't want people having that intelligence, you know? 1447 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,720 A very important industrial feature of the country. 1448 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:27,720 Uh... 1449 01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:29,720 A highly prized target. 1450 01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:31,720 If there was ever some sort of fuckin' war going on. 1451 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,720 They probably don't want people to know about it. 1452 01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,720 And it's almost 12 o'clock in the game. 1453 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:38,720 That much is true. 1454 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,720 I'm just gonna randomly drop him into somewhere that we could... 1455 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,720 Maybe he... 1456 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:43,720 Maybe down here. 1457 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:44,720 Might get a look at the... 1458 01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:47,720 The area. 1459 01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:53,720 Now this is pedestrianized. 1460 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:54,720 It's... 1461 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:55,720 It's for the public. 1462 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,720 Not an industrial location at all. 1463 01:28:58,720 --> 01:28:59,720 There could be some photographs. 1464 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:01,720 Navy Lodge. 1465 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:05,720 Auto Hobby Shop. 1466 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:14,720 Thank you very much there for the tip. 1467 01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:15,720 Banner 216. 1468 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:18,720 Very, very kindly. 1469 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:19,720 You say, remember... 1470 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:21,720 Today is forever. 1471 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:24,720 I don't know what that means, but it sounds great. 1472 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:25,720 No. 1473 01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:26,720 We're in business. 1474 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,720 This wanker. 1475 01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:28,720 I've got you a job, man. 1476 01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:29,720 Really? 1477 01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:30,720 Thanks. 1478 01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:31,720 Give you a fucking job. 1479 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:31,720 Give you a fucking job. 1480 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:31,720 You prick. 1481 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,720 I've got you a job, man. 1482 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,720 I've got you a job, man. 1483 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:34,720 I've got you a job, man. 1484 01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:35,720 Really? 1485 01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:36,720 Thanks. 1486 01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:37,720 Give you a fucking job. 1487 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:38,720 Really? 1488 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:39,720 Thanks. 1489 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:39,720 Thanks. 1490 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:40,720 Give you a fucking job, you prick. 1491 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:41,720 I've got you a fucking job, you prick. 1492 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,720 I've got you a lot of hassle for you, though, bro. 1493 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:44,720 What do you say? 1494 01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:47,720 That'd be the job I found. 1495 01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:49,720 Shut your lip, woman. 1496 01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:50,720 Hello, man. 1497 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:51,720 Hi, Adio. 1498 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:52,720 Hey. 1499 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:55,720 You two know each other. 1500 01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:58,720 Airhead here asked me to find it for you. 1501 01:29:58,720 --> 01:29:59,720 Airhead. 1502 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:03,720 I'm always delivering lunch to Harbor Dorm, so I asked the Foreman I know for you. 1503 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,720 I'm gonna utilize this moment to just have a pit. 1504 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,720 Sorry about that. 1505 01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,720 Oh, very please, Mr. Foreman, huh? 1506 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:10,720 Ow! 1507 01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:13,720 So, where should I go? 1508 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,720 Be at the Alpha Trading Office by 2:00 PM. 1509 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,720 Just ask for Yara-san. 1510 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,720 You have an appointment. 1511 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:24,720 2:00 PM, Yara-san, Alpha Trading Office. 1512 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,720 Thanks a lot. 1513 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:27,720 See ya. 1514 01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:28,720 See ya. 1515 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:58,700 *music* 1516 01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:06,700 *music* 1517 01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:16,700 Yeah I hope I didn't miss anything amazing there. Be at the ALPA trading office by 2pm. Steve thanks very much for the intel. 1518 01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:24,700 I'll look here now and see what's going on. Just check in there. 1519 01:31:24,700 --> 01:31:32,700 Okay so we're looking at the maps. I'm gonna forego that so be at the ALPA trading office by 2pm. 1520 01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:36,700 That's great I know where that is. That is back the way. 1521 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:50,700 Conflicting intel in the chat there. Someone saying meet at 3pm at the beta trading office. 1522 01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:52,700 *music* 1523 01:31:52,700 --> 01:32:00,700 And then other accusations of ALPA trading being levelled at a 2pm time slot. 1524 01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:01,700 *music* 1525 01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:05,700 And we're looking for Yada-san. Yada yada yada. 1526 01:32:05,700 --> 01:32:08,700 *music* 1527 01:32:08,700 --> 01:32:11,700 The ALPA trading office is right here I think. 1528 01:32:11,700 --> 01:32:13,700 *music* 1529 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:17,700 I'd love it if that Japanese sign said ALPA trading office in Japanese. 1530 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:19,700 *music* 1531 01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:21,700 I think it does and now here we go. 1532 01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:22,700 *music* 1533 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:23,700 Excuse me. 1534 01:32:23,700 --> 01:32:24,700 *music* 1535 01:32:24,700 --> 01:32:25,700 What do you want? 1536 01:32:25,700 --> 01:32:25,700 *music* 1537 01:32:25,700 --> 01:32:26,700 Are you Yada-san? 1538 01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:27,700 *music* 1539 01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:28,700 Yeah that's me. 1540 01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:28,700 *music* 1541 01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:30,700 Marisa at the lunch stand mentioned me? 1542 01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:31,700 *music* 1543 01:32:31,700 --> 01:32:34,700 Oh yes. My from the lunch stand. 1544 01:32:34,700 --> 01:32:35,700 Yes she did. 1545 01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:36,700 *music* 1546 01:32:36,700 --> 01:32:37,700 Can you start right away? 1547 01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:38,700 *music* 1548 01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:39,700 Yes. 1549 01:32:39,700 --> 01:32:40,700 *music* 1550 01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:41,700 *music* 1551 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:42,700 *music* 1552 01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:43,700 *music* 1553 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:44,700 *music* 1554 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:45,700 *music* 1555 01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:46,700 *music* 1556 01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:47,700 *music* 1557 01:32:47,700 --> 01:32:48,700 *music* 1558 01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:49,700 *music* 1559 01:32:49,700 --> 01:32:50,700 *music* 1560 01:32:50,700 --> 01:32:51,700 *music* 1561 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:54,700 You uh... ever drive a forklift? 1562 01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:55,700 No sir. 1563 01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:56,700 *music* 1564 01:32:56,700 --> 01:32:57,700 Oh well... 1565 01:32:57,700 --> 01:32:58,700 *music* 1566 01:32:58,700 --> 01:33:00,700 Break something, it'll be deducted. 1567 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:02,700 Yes. 1568 01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:03,700 Yes. 1569 01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:03,700 *music* 1570 01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:04,700 Yes. 1571 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:06,700 Hey Mark! Come here a sec! 1572 01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:07,700 *music* 1573 01:33:07,700 --> 01:33:08,700 Mark. 1574 01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:09,700 Okay boss. 1575 01:33:09,700 --> 01:33:10,700 *music* 1576 01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:11,700 *music* 1577 01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:12,700 *music* 1578 01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:13,700 *music* 1579 01:33:13,700 --> 01:33:14,700 *music* 1580 01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:17,700 Okay. Mark will take it from here. 1581 01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:19,700 I see. 1582 01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:20,700 Mark. 1583 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:22,700 Show him how to drive the forklift. 1584 01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:24,700 Okay boss. 1585 01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:25,700 *music* 1586 01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:26,700 *music* 1587 01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:27,700 Hello, I'm Dio Hazuki. 1588 01:33:27,700 --> 01:33:29,700 Hey man. I'm Mark. 1589 01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:33,700 I'm sure we'll get along just fine. 1590 01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:34,700 *music* 1591 01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:35,700 Drive the forklift? 1592 01:33:35,700 --> 01:33:36,700 It's easy. 1593 01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:37,700 Nice. 1594 01:33:37,700 --> 01:33:38,700 You'll get the hang of it real quick. 1595 01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:39,700 Sound. 1596 01:33:39,700 --> 01:33:40,700 Oh. 1597 01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:41,700 Okay. 1598 01:33:41,700 --> 01:33:43,500 Okay. All aboard. 1599 01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:59,800 Straight into it. Lovely stuff. This is exactly why I'm here. 1600 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,640 Left or right. 1601 01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:10,200 Good. That's it. Next press the accelerator. 1602 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:11,240 Yeah? 1603 01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:15,540 No, that's the lift. Sorry. Sorry. 1604 01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:18,440 No, that's the lift. 1605 01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:23,580 So, I want the accelerator. Okay. Great stuff. 1606 01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:25,080 Press the accelerator harder. 1607 01:34:28,380 --> 01:34:32,880 Okay. Good. Now back up. Different from accelerating. 1608 01:34:39,020 --> 01:34:40,760 No, that's the accelerator. 1609 01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:42,920 What do you want me to do? Press the brake. 1610 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,320 Reverse. Yeah. Nice. 1611 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:46,320 Nice. 1612 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:48,560 Finally try raising and lowering the lift. 1613 01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,100 Okay. Not too bad. 1614 01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:54,120 Now, you try moving that crate. 1615 01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:56,240 Take that crate to warehouse number three. 1616 01:34:56,460 --> 01:34:56,940 Just there. 1617 01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,960 First slide the fort under the crate. 1618 01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:02,060 Then lift the crate and go. 1619 01:35:02,060 --> 01:35:18,260 How did that Ejid Garo get me the job? 1620 01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:21,900 Or was there some sort of shite about the girl actually got it and not him? 1621 01:35:22,700 --> 01:35:23,960 Who let him on the site? 1622 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:25,720 Do you know who let that man? 1623 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,580 Now it's your turn. 1624 01:35:26,820 --> 01:35:27,100 Who isn't? 1625 01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:29,660 He's in the grid marking the floor of the warehouse. 1626 01:35:30,100 --> 01:35:30,460 Okay. 1627 01:35:30,660 --> 01:35:32,560 For the rest of the day, you'll be training. 1628 01:35:32,780 --> 01:35:33,140 All right. 1629 01:35:33,340 --> 01:35:35,400 Take the rest of the crates to warehouse number three. 1630 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:35,800 Okay. 1631 01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:38,560 I got to get back to work, so finish the rest yourself. 1632 01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:39,360 No problem. 1633 01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,460 I'm going to just save the game here. 1634 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:49,280 It's a seminal part of the game, you know? 1635 01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:51,160 You can't. 1636 01:35:51,440 --> 01:35:52,480 It's not letting me save. 1637 01:35:53,700 --> 01:35:55,500 Maybe you can't save when you're in the forks. 1638 01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:05,920 Beautiful. 1639 01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:15,600 Not great. 1640 01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:21,480 We're up against it. 1641 01:36:21,480 --> 01:36:23,400 We're up against it time-wise, you know? 1642 01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:29,500 Ah, this is lovely. 1643 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,080 And there's a horn as well. 1644 01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:34,020 Yeah. 1645 01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:40,900 Lovely stuff. 1646 01:36:41,020 --> 01:36:44,260 It's all rosy. 1647 01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:55,480 Surprise drug test for all workers. 1648 01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:56,280 That's fine. 1649 01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:01,900 Bring it on. 1650 01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:09,320 Breath of Lye is there the other day, coming out of the NCT center. 1651 01:37:10,860 --> 01:37:13,180 But it was a mandatory... 1652 01:37:13,180 --> 01:37:18,060 I'm not sure whether or not it was something that was routine being done for everyone. 1653 01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:22,980 Or was it the fact that I didn't have my insurance disc on display? 1654 01:37:22,980 --> 01:37:26,960 I instead had the insurance details printed out on an A4 sheet. 1655 01:37:28,780 --> 01:37:30,260 Which I put on the dashboard. 1656 01:37:31,940 --> 01:37:32,620 Just in case. 1657 01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,180 And he probably thought, who the fuck is this lad? 1658 01:37:35,540 --> 01:37:36,260 Is he pissed? 1659 01:37:37,340 --> 01:37:38,260 And then proceeded... 1660 01:37:39,260 --> 01:37:41,080 To breathalyze me. 1661 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:43,760 Thanks very much there, Kitty, for the tip. 1662 01:37:44,980 --> 01:37:46,100 You're getting on well. 1663 01:37:46,100 --> 01:37:51,600 And enjoying this veritable feast of beautiful forklift action. 1664 01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:52,580 I know I am. 1665 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:00,160 Yeah, I was profiled. 1666 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:01,960 They had me pegged as a dickhead. 1667 01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:03,160 So... 1668 01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:05,420 That was profiling on their part. 1669 01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:11,440 They saw the A4 sheet and thought, that guy is either stupid or pissed. 1670 01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:13,620 How... 1671 01:38:13,620 --> 01:38:14,020 The... 1672 01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:15,560 The forks aren't going... 1673 01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:16,060 Oh yeah, nice. 1674 01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:17,660 I was trying to get the forks to go down there. 1675 01:38:17,740 --> 01:38:19,780 Thanks very much there, Dan. 1676 01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:21,920 For the tip. 1677 01:38:23,140 --> 01:38:23,740 Does yourself... 1678 01:38:24,780 --> 01:38:27,200 Or Tommy have a favourite make or type? 1679 01:38:27,740 --> 01:38:28,660 Yeah, I'm glad you asked. 1680 01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:34,240 I think I went through all the forklift knowledge in my mind last time this happened. 1681 01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:35,940 And it has to be the Hitachi. 1682 01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:39,280 Don't ask me to name the exact model. 1683 01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:41,220 But I know it's a Hitachi. 1684 01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:44,080 It's a quality piece. 1685 01:38:45,740 --> 01:38:48,740 And something that always puzzled me was... 1686 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:51,160 How come this thing isn't going down? 1687 01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:52,320 And now it's crashed. 1688 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,200 These go inside the lines, eh? 1689 01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:55,080 Gotta place these in the lines. 1690 01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:58,300 Okay, there's a bit of a Canadian twang off this book. 1691 01:38:58,300 --> 01:38:59,240 Gotta place these in the lines. 1692 01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:03,160 Right, so you have to be inside the lines before he lowers the forks. 1693 01:39:06,260 --> 01:39:06,960 There we go. 1694 01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:13,540 Yeah, I was always confused as to what the... 1695 01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:16,900 Do you know the little gas barrel on the back of a forklift? 1696 01:39:17,020 --> 01:39:17,680 What's that about? 1697 01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:22,840 I probably asked the same question five years ago and received an answer. 1698 01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:26,400 But I just completely and utterly forgot about it. 1699 01:39:28,540 --> 01:39:29,440 That's the fuel. 1700 01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:30,660 So it runs on gas. 1701 01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:31,540 Alright. 1702 01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:33,040 Finished for the day. 1703 01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:38,160 That's the work though. 1704 01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:39,340 Oh, good work. 1705 01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:40,560 Thank you. 1706 01:39:41,260 --> 01:39:42,940 You're getting used to the forklift. 1707 01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:43,640 I am. 1708 01:39:43,980 --> 01:39:44,720 I suppose so. 1709 01:39:45,940 --> 01:39:46,940 About your wage. 1710 01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:49,740 You start at 300 yen per crate. 1711 01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:52,660 There's a quota every day. 1712 01:39:52,940 --> 01:39:54,440 So don't go slacking off. 1713 01:39:55,300 --> 01:39:55,760 Yes, sir. 1714 01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:04,320 If you do good enough and me quota, I'll give you a raise. 1715 01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:05,120 Nice. 1716 01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:06,340 I understand. 1717 01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:08,960 Well, good luck. 1718 01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:10,520 Thank you very much. 1719 01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:34,700 I want to give you a kiss. 1720 01:40:40,700 --> 01:40:41,920 You'll see when you get here. 1721 01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:43,900 Oh, and don't be late. 1722 01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:46,160 Okay. 1723 01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:54,780 Can't remember what it is. 1724 01:40:57,420 --> 01:41:00,380 I can remember he gets into some sort of fucking personal. 1725 01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:02,820 Thanks very much for the tip there, Baron. 1726 01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:07,300 He gets into some personal details about his life. 1727 01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:09,080 Or possibly his wife or something. 1728 01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:21,640 You'd wonder how the natural gas... 1729 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:22,420 Oh, not natural gas. 1730 01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:23,600 The gas barrel... 1731 01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:29,400 Plowers the forklift. 1732 01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:34,800 I have to go home now and come back. 1733 01:41:34,980 --> 01:41:35,440 Great stuff. 1734 01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:37,600 And I'll make it home in time... 1735 01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:40,960 For maybe about seven. 1736 01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:44,100 That'll give us an hour of Shamui time to look at more. 1737 01:41:44,140 --> 01:41:44,720 Let's check out... 1738 01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:45,600 Sorry, this lady here. 1739 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:46,440 Excuse me? 1740 01:41:47,180 --> 01:41:47,660 Yes? 1741 01:41:47,660 --> 01:41:56,080 Propane burns cleaner. 1742 01:41:56,260 --> 01:41:57,620 Forklifts are used indoors. 1743 01:41:59,380 --> 01:42:01,380 Go to the pizza shop before heading home. 1744 01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:04,980 Do you know something about this pizza shop that I don't there, Brendan? 1745 01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:10,880 There's an interaction to be had with the mad angels at seven o'clock in the harbor. 1746 01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:11,460 Okay. 1747 01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:17,640 I'm gonna head to the pizza shop and then head home and then come back. 1748 01:42:22,980 --> 01:42:24,880 I've got plenty of time to ask around. 1749 01:42:25,300 --> 01:42:26,400 Alright, he's not letting you. 1750 01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:27,340 Okay, so it's... 1751 01:42:28,780 --> 01:42:29,980 You're locked in here. 1752 01:42:30,060 --> 01:42:31,520 You're actually not allowed to leave. 1753 01:42:31,620 --> 01:42:34,100 You need to ask questions about chite. 1754 01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:42,240 I'm not... 1755 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:45,140 I'm not sure what information he needs to find out. 1756 01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:46,260 He's got the job, sure. 1757 01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:49,420 I mean, just go home and come back tomorrow. 1758 01:42:49,780 --> 01:42:52,920 Not as if you won't be able to ask more people's stuff tomorrow. 1759 01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:57,980 Hi, Ryo. 1760 01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:01,300 I've got something to ask you. 1761 01:43:01,880 --> 01:43:03,880 Do you know a group called the Mad Angels? 1762 01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:05,480 Oh, no! 1763 01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:08,860 They are very dangerous, man. 1764 01:43:09,540 --> 01:43:12,260 Ryo, don't get mixed up with them. 1765 01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:16,060 Do you know anything else? 1766 01:43:16,700 --> 01:43:20,140 They ride motorcycles around and attack people. 1767 01:43:20,660 --> 01:43:24,740 Lots of homeless at the harbor get attacked and beaten by them. 1768 01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:26,120 That's vicious, huh? 1769 01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:28,740 Real crazy mothers. 1770 01:43:29,540 --> 01:43:29,880 Really? 1771 01:43:33,080 --> 01:43:34,440 About the Mad Angels? 1772 01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:35,840 Sorry. 1773 01:43:36,260 --> 01:43:39,180 All I know is that they are some bad mofos, man. 1774 01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:40,500 I see. 1775 01:43:44,340 --> 01:43:46,840 Tom, about the Mad Angels? 1776 01:43:47,500 --> 01:44:15,640 I see. 1777 01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:40,000 It's the cafeteria. 1778 01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:42,120 Which we're already in. 1779 01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:44,620 There really isn't much else to be asked. 1780 01:44:44,620 --> 01:44:45,360 I mean, I don't know. 1781 01:44:45,660 --> 01:44:45,980 Oh, yeah. 1782 01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:47,760 We're asking about the Mad Angels now. 1783 01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:58,200 The game just has decided to force you into this Mad Angels Ask Around Side Quest without 1784 01:44:58,200 --> 01:45:00,660 even warning you that that was happening, you know? 1785 01:45:00,740 --> 01:45:02,540 Yes, what is it? 1786 01:45:03,900 --> 01:45:06,140 Do you know anything about the Mad Angels? 1787 01:45:06,580 --> 01:45:09,740 The Mad Angels? Is that a baseball team? 1788 01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:10,740 No. 1789 01:45:11,240 --> 01:45:13,640 Surely you're not talking about a gang. 1790 01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:14,740 Um... 1791 01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,340 Um, do you know anything about the Mad Angels? 1792 01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:23,840 Huh? What's that? 1793 01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:27,240 I heard they're a gang that controls all the harbor workers. 1794 01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:29,540 No, I've never heard of them. 1795 01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:32,840 Me neither. Never heard of them. 1796 01:45:33,340 --> 01:45:34,040 I see. 1797 01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:37,540 Um... 1798 01:45:39,940 --> 01:45:40,640 I see. 1799 01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:48,040 Could be adverse there for a... 1800 01:45:49,440 --> 01:45:51,540 a double bass or a cello or something. 1801 01:45:51,640 --> 01:45:52,740 Maybe it's for sale. 1802 01:45:52,740 --> 01:46:06,540 I found the phone there when I actually had to go out to the jacks, so I can just use the Google Translate... 1803 01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:07,540 uh... 1804 01:46:09,540 --> 01:46:11,340 to see what exactly that says. 1805 01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:13,040 There was guesswork... 1806 01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:19,740 in the chat. I think somebody was saying it could be a menu. I'm gonna have a look myself here. 1807 01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:28,600 utilizing phone technology oh yeah great stuff so everything is written to the 1808 01:46:28,600 --> 01:46:36,340 side here but it's interesting the way it's come out in the translator show you 1809 01:46:36,340 --> 01:46:43,360 here if you can see that says 1810 01:46:45,180 --> 01:47:10,520 no the phone is too bright on the on the camera oh yeah I'm not I haven't got auto exposure all I can tell you is that the menu reads this lunch fried rice udon soba noodles Chinese noodles navy curry boiled egg that's your choice of lunch and 1811 01:47:10,520 --> 01:47:40,480 the order in which those guys are placed are boiled egg is 50 yen navy curry is 500 yen Chinese noodles 500 soba 350 udon 350 so the fried rice 350 and a and b are just lunch 400 each they're like a lunch pre-set meal interesting stuff and it's half 12 lunchtime might break away in the in well not break away but we'll have to get some 1812 01:47:40,480 --> 01:48:10,440 food maybe about a half an hour to an hour's time the uncle is definitely tied up with Cheltenham business there might be an opportunity of checking in with them at some stage for those races but I can't guarantee that as of yet let's just hope for the best and pray for the best there and wish that the worst doesn't transpire at 7pm a meeting with the mad angels we've been told is it possible 1813 01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:14,460 ability now but I mean where I'm not actually sure where. 1814 01:48:28,460 --> 01:48:30,860 Sorry, I can't talk now. 1815 01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:33,340 Fair enough. 1816 01:48:38,260 --> 01:48:41,760 This lad luck here is who let him on onto the industrial site. 1817 01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:15,220 Oh bro, didn't I ask you not to say that so loud? That kind of talk is taboo around here. 1818 01:49:15,820 --> 01:49:16,180 Why? 1819 01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:27,580 I ain't privy to say. I don't know what you're trying to find out about but... but I wouldn't be as indiscreet as your being if I was you. 1820 01:49:28,840 --> 01:49:43,400 Oh, about the mad angels. I done told you bro. Don't say that so loud. You're really asking for a world of hurt. Really? See you around. You bet bro. 1821 01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:45,400 Unbelievable. 1822 01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:54,280 Whether or not I'm gonna hang around here and wait for this mad angel situation... Oh, cutscene. Cutscene. 1823 01:49:54,280 --> 01:50:03,420 I told you to stay out of here old man. I'm gonna run you over. Quick time abandon coming I'd say. Help somebody! 1824 01:50:06,420 --> 01:50:16,520 Cut it out! Who the hell are you? Quit terrorizing him! Lot of pace now. Look at him! Talks like a goody-goody little shit! 1825 01:50:16,520 --> 01:50:32,020 Look at him! Talks like a goody-goody little shit! How about you race us? Motorcycle? A chicken race! You do know what that is, right? Okay, I'll play your little game. 1826 01:50:32,020 --> 01:50:34,020 Look at him! 1827 01:50:34,020 --> 01:50:55,620 I'll leave you alone! I don't remember this bit! Start when this can hits the ground! What the fuck? Here we go! Later, bug. Oh, it's Quick-Time. Slow-Time there. 1828 01:50:55,620 --> 01:51:01,620 Hey, you! You turn! 1829 01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:15,620 I won! Yes! Don't either of you two ever touch him again! Got it? Bastard! We'll let you go in time! Such a dangerous finish to that bike race there. 1830 01:51:15,620 --> 01:51:33,620 And, uh, that was so intense! Yikes! 1831 01:51:33,620 --> 01:51:37,620 Yikes! 1832 01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:38,620 Yikes! 1833 01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:38,620 Yikes! 1834 01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:39,620 Yikes! 1835 01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:47,620 Right, that's- that's us. It's time to go home and sleep. 1836 01:51:47,620 --> 01:51:48,620 Sleep. 1837 01:51:48,620 --> 01:51:55,620 Sleep is a chance to dream. I wonder if there a- if you just automatically stay here, do you get sent home? 1838 01:51:55,620 --> 01:51:59,620 Or do I have to go through the rigmarole of getting the bus and going home? 1839 01:52:09,620 --> 01:52:10,620 Anyways. 1840 01:52:16,620 --> 01:52:28,220 Nissan gets upset. Okay. But even if she's upset, would it still be faster? Probably wouldn't. She's still... Oh look, it's not just me that has to do the rigmarole. 1841 01:52:38,380 --> 01:52:41,660 That's conversation over even though we're in the bus queue together. 1842 01:52:41,660 --> 01:52:59,600 Go home and rest up. Have a good one. You too. Bye. Just subtly letting us know there that he doesn't want to interact outside work. Just wants to keep it to small talk and that's it really. Good job today, Dio. You too. Bye. 1843 01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:06,540 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I have an errand to run. 1844 01:53:06,540 --> 01:53:13,180 Work zoned by Mark. 1845 01:53:15,660 --> 01:53:17,900 And his quality leather boots. 1846 01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:26,180 I'm going to go to the pizza place on recommendation there. I've heard they do a great slice. 1847 01:53:27,580 --> 01:53:30,940 Brendan's a big fan of the place so I might head there before heading home. 1848 01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:40,220 Bit of pepperoni, bit of extra cheese. Bit of fuckin' uh... anchovy. Surf and turf. 1849 01:53:47,980 --> 01:53:52,780 Excuse me. Would you like to watch John Carpenter's thing at my house? 1850 01:53:54,060 --> 01:53:56,380 Good work, man. I don't like movies. 1851 01:53:57,100 --> 01:53:57,820 See you tomorrow. 1852 01:53:59,100 --> 01:53:59,580 I see. 1853 01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:06,300 Excuse me. 1854 01:54:08,300 --> 01:54:09,340 Do you want to be friends? 1855 01:54:10,780 --> 01:54:11,900 I'm sorry, man. 1856 01:54:12,700 --> 01:54:14,220 I'm too busy at the moment. 1857 01:54:15,100 --> 01:54:16,140 See you tomorrow, bro. 1858 01:54:17,100 --> 01:54:17,660 I see. 1859 01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:22,780 Save the game. 1860 01:54:28,780 --> 01:54:29,340 Thank God. 1861 01:54:35,580 --> 01:54:36,300 He's back here. 1862 01:54:36,300 --> 01:54:40,140 He's fuckin' absolutely tearing the arse out of the hot dog scene. 1863 01:54:40,140 --> 01:54:40,460 Tom. 1864 01:54:40,460 --> 01:54:40,460 Tom. 1865 01:54:40,460 --> 01:54:41,900 The all. 1866 01:54:41,900 --> 01:54:46,300 If there is anything I can do, just ask me, okay? 1867 01:54:46,300 --> 01:54:47,500 Sure. 1868 01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:49,180 Uh... 1869 01:54:50,140 --> 01:54:54,940 I remember there's a very hilarious and abrupt exit on the way for him that is... 1870 01:54:56,220 --> 01:55:00,300 It's definitely one of those last minute script jobs where they just had to 1871 01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:03,180 write something for him, but it was something to do with his brother. 1872 01:55:04,060 --> 01:55:09,660 And, uh, those, like, touching music play and he's like, you know, you've always got a friend forever in me and all this. 1873 01:55:10,460 --> 01:55:13,740 You think he's gonna turn up in the later iterations of the game? 1874 01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:14,220 Does he? 1875 01:55:14,220 --> 01:55:14,540 Fuck. 1876 01:55:15,340 --> 01:55:23,660 Probably one of the best side hustle characters in video game history and they didn't even think to include him in the later iterations of the game. 1877 01:55:24,300 --> 01:55:25,820 Pure bizarre shit, like... 1878 01:55:30,780 --> 01:55:31,660 What's this about? 1879 01:55:32,620 --> 01:55:33,580 Great music, though. 1880 01:55:33,580 --> 01:55:43,820 *music* 1881 01:55:43,820 --> 01:55:47,820 *music* 1882 01:55:47,820 --> 01:55:49,580 We're inside the pizza gap 1883 01:55:51,100 --> 01:55:52,300 We're having a laugh 1884 01:55:53,500 --> 01:55:54,860 We're not looking back 1885 01:55:58,060 --> 01:56:05,420 We're inside, he's a gaff. We're having a laugh. We're not looking back. 1886 01:56:07,660 --> 01:56:14,420 There's a man behind fire. He's a chef. He's doing some stuff to a door ball. 1887 01:56:14,980 --> 01:56:19,780 Out of sight. There's a couple of customers sitting down. 1888 01:56:21,060 --> 01:56:27,540 Look at the menu, not a frown. Having a laugh. Not looking back. 1889 01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:38,220 I'll have a half-pite, a snake bite. And a lovely little cheesy creamy slice. 1890 01:56:39,940 --> 01:56:47,160 A bit of ghost cheese. Salted pepper and a sprinkle of magic dust. 1891 01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:57,420 Pizza. There goes the pizza. There goes the pizza. 1892 01:56:57,420 --> 01:57:07,800 There goes the pizza. Listen for it, it comes up. Coming up right now. Next one. 1893 01:57:07,800 --> 01:57:23,640 There goes the pizza. Nothing like a classic Japanese slice. 1894 01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:39,960 I love the pizza. I love the little stuffed crust. A pie to Peroni, please. 1895 01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:53,580 There goes the pizza. Knock that on the head now. 1896 01:57:56,300 --> 01:58:04,920 And let's see what this... There's the guy there who wants to see me in jeans. He's leaving the gaff. I didn't realize it was him that was sat down. 1897 01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:12,700 Lovely. Radish there. Horseradish, is it? Nice. 1898 01:58:12,700 --> 01:58:24,460 Mario. Got a minute? Oh, it's you, Ryo. No problem. You see Bella Nozomi today? 1899 01:58:24,460 --> 01:58:29,400 No. Why? She seems depressed, huh? Really? 1900 01:58:30,060 --> 01:58:34,020 Making me worry, huh? You go talk to her, okay? 1901 01:58:34,600 --> 01:58:52,700 Yeah. I will. There goes the pizza. Mario. Nozomi. Make me worry, huh? Talk to Nozomi, okay? Yeah. I will. 1902 01:58:55,700 --> 01:59:01,300 There goes the pizza. Cool. 1903 01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:09,380 Mario! 1904 01:59:10,220 --> 01:59:12,300 Nozomi, she seemed depressed. 1905 01:59:12,900 --> 01:59:14,520 Talk to Nozomi, okay? 1906 01:59:15,220 --> 01:59:17,020 Yeah, I will. 1907 01:59:20,060 --> 01:59:21,000 Evening, Miki. 1908 01:59:21,720 --> 01:59:22,400 Hi, Dio! 1909 01:59:23,000 --> 01:59:26,080 You shouldn't be hanging around at this time of night. 1910 01:59:26,560 --> 01:59:29,080 It's not like you staying out so late. 1911 01:59:29,080 --> 01:59:30,600 Wanna go someplace? 1912 01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:32,940 No, maybe next time. 1913 01:59:33,380 --> 01:59:35,480 Oh, guess you're not the time. 1914 01:59:36,180 --> 01:59:38,780 Well, if not, you better get on home. 1915 01:59:39,320 --> 01:59:39,660 Yeah. 1916 01:59:40,220 --> 01:59:42,280 See you later. Bye! 1917 01:59:42,940 --> 01:59:43,820 Good night, Miki. 1918 01:59:45,160 --> 01:59:46,940 There it goes to the pizza! 1919 01:59:47,800 --> 01:59:50,020 People asking for Mario Higgins there, 1920 01:59:50,100 --> 01:59:51,920 but I'm not sure whether or not it would work 1921 01:59:51,920 --> 01:59:52,980 because he's not static. 1922 01:59:53,120 --> 01:59:54,240 He moves around too much. 1923 01:59:56,360 --> 02:00:00,140 And also, how can I do better than the voice acting? 1924 02:00:00,240 --> 02:00:02,700 The voice acting is just insanely good. 1925 02:00:08,880 --> 02:00:10,200 Let's give it a lash anyway. 1926 02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:10,300 Let's give it a lash anyway. 1927 02:00:10,960 --> 02:00:22,020 Hey, Ryo! It's a me! 1928 02:00:22,020 --> 02:00:33,480 A Francis! 1929 02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:37,280 You need to go talk to Nozomi. 1930 02:00:37,620 --> 02:00:39,120 She's mad depressed, eh? 1931 02:00:39,120 --> 02:00:43,080 Sorry, I'm trying to do a better voice than him 1932 02:00:43,080 --> 02:00:45,000 and make it not offensive, 1933 02:00:45,220 --> 02:00:48,580 but I mean, it's not working out for me. 1934 02:00:49,840 --> 02:00:50,560 Didn't work. 1935 02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:52,000 Came to Japan, 1936 02:00:52,700 --> 02:00:56,360 tried to become an Italian man who makes pizza. 1937 02:00:56,900 --> 02:00:58,280 Didn't work out for me. 1938 02:00:58,900 --> 02:01:00,120 Didn't work out for me. 1939 02:01:00,900 --> 02:01:03,020 And now I'm being labelled as a racist. 1940 02:01:04,080 --> 02:01:05,640 I'm out of sorts, Pat. 1941 02:01:06,020 --> 02:01:07,180 I'm out of sorts. 1942 02:01:10,860 --> 02:01:14,520 I suppose I could keep the song going, you know? 1943 02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:19,540 Welcome to pizza. 1944 02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:24,360 Would you like a slice of pizza pie? 1945 02:01:25,780 --> 02:01:27,360 I'm feeling good. 1946 02:01:27,780 --> 02:01:29,000 I'm feeling high. 1947 02:01:30,460 --> 02:01:32,240 I'm big in Japan. 1948 02:01:32,780 --> 02:01:36,360 I'm a crazy Italian pizza man. 1949 02:01:37,280 --> 02:01:39,060 There goes the pizza. 1950 02:01:41,500 --> 02:01:42,860 It's a me. 1951 02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:45,320 A Francis man. 1952 02:01:48,540 --> 02:01:50,840 There goes the pizza. 1953 02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:54,120 Do you want anchovies? 1954 02:01:54,440 --> 02:01:56,500 Would you like a pepperoni? 1955 02:01:57,020 --> 02:01:58,420 I've peppers to boot. 1956 02:01:59,440 --> 02:02:01,660 I've peppers to beat the band. 1957 02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:04,680 I'm experimenting with hot sauce, 1958 02:02:05,260 --> 02:02:05,720 chilies, 1959 02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:07,120 and corn carne. 1960 02:02:07,460 --> 02:02:08,140 That's right. 1961 02:02:08,440 --> 02:02:10,820 Chili corn carne pizza pie. 1962 02:02:11,620 --> 02:02:15,240 It's a big ball of meaty, feisty goodness. 1963 02:02:16,260 --> 02:02:17,920 A pizza pie in your eye. 1964 02:02:20,000 --> 02:02:22,300 Here comes the pizza. 1965 02:02:23,980 --> 02:02:25,720 When the moon hits your eye 1966 02:02:25,720 --> 02:02:28,160 like a big mass of pizza pie in the sky. 1967 02:02:30,560 --> 02:02:32,560 Then that's a pizza. 1968 02:02:33,420 --> 02:02:35,420 When you're walking around the town 1969 02:02:35,420 --> 02:02:36,700 and you stub your toe, 1970 02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:38,000 you feel like a clown. 1971 02:02:38,140 --> 02:02:38,880 Don't worry. 1972 02:02:39,940 --> 02:02:41,020 Because there's always, 1973 02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:42,920 because there's always pizza. 1974 02:02:43,920 --> 02:02:44,940 I like my, 1975 02:02:45,100 --> 02:02:47,220 I like my job as a pizza man. 1976 02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:49,860 Out far in a foreign land. 1977 02:02:51,740 --> 02:02:53,400 Welcome to pizza. 1978 02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:57,600 I got the job a couple of days ago. 1979 02:02:58,160 --> 02:02:59,600 I said I was Italian to say, 1980 02:02:59,680 --> 02:03:00,300 here you go, 1981 02:03:00,400 --> 02:03:01,100 had to be an apron. 1982 02:03:01,260 --> 02:03:01,640 I said, 1983 02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:03,800 let's make some pizza. 1984 02:03:05,420 --> 02:03:07,900 Make sure to go check up on your girlfriend. 1985 02:03:08,140 --> 02:03:08,860 She's depressed. 1986 02:03:10,180 --> 02:03:11,460 And come back later. 1987 02:03:12,480 --> 02:03:14,260 And have some pizza. 1988 02:03:15,780 --> 02:03:18,720 I'm too busy to be looking you in the eye. 1989 02:03:19,160 --> 02:03:21,320 Let me make another pizza pie. 1990 02:03:21,700 --> 02:03:24,700 because I make some pizza. 1991 02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,740 Sorry about that there. 1992 02:03:48,020 --> 02:03:49,220 It was a little detour. 1993 02:03:49,300 --> 02:03:50,880 I couldn't really go with the 1994 02:03:50,880 --> 02:03:52,340 complete and utter 1995 02:03:52,340 --> 02:03:55,300 Italian man Mario. 1996 02:03:55,500 --> 02:03:57,760 But I tried to just vibe with the track 1997 02:03:57,760 --> 02:03:58,760 that was given to me. 1998 02:03:58,900 --> 02:03:59,400 And to be honest, 1999 02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:00,780 I was happy enough with that. 2000 02:04:02,440 --> 02:04:03,900 I thought it was a great tune 2001 02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:05,400 and a testament to the Japanese 2002 02:04:05,400 --> 02:04:06,660 and their ability 2003 02:04:06,660 --> 02:04:08,100 to really 2004 02:04:08,100 --> 02:04:09,760 knock it out of the park. 2005 02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:11,700 Which wouldn't be 2006 02:04:11,700 --> 02:04:14,140 a strained analogy 2007 02:04:14,140 --> 02:04:14,940 seeing as though 2008 02:04:14,940 --> 02:04:16,160 they really truly like 2009 02:04:16,160 --> 02:04:17,600 baseball over there as well. 2010 02:04:18,220 --> 02:04:19,420 But knock it out of the park 2011 02:04:19,420 --> 02:04:20,620 when it comes to creating 2012 02:04:20,620 --> 02:04:22,360 the most bizarre, 2013 02:04:22,440 --> 02:04:24,160 utmost bizarre and 2014 02:04:24,160 --> 02:04:28,380 completely devoid of context 2015 02:04:28,380 --> 02:04:29,540 scenes and 2016 02:04:29,540 --> 02:04:31,720 situations in video games. 2017 02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:33,620 you just don't get that 2018 02:04:33,620 --> 02:04:35,340 over here. 2019 02:04:42,460 --> 02:04:43,240 And there we go. 2020 02:04:43,240 --> 02:04:43,980 Is this late already? 2021 02:04:44,320 --> 02:04:45,140 I should go home. 2022 02:04:45,860 --> 02:04:46,840 Sega Watch there 2023 02:04:46,840 --> 02:04:48,100 telling me it's time for bed. 2024 02:04:48,300 --> 02:04:48,960 Hopefully the owl lady 2025 02:04:48,960 --> 02:04:49,960 is not going to be pissed off. 2026 02:04:50,060 --> 02:04:50,760 But who cares? 2027 02:04:50,900 --> 02:04:51,360 It's too late. 2028 02:04:52,980 --> 02:04:54,140 It's too late for that. 2029 02:04:54,140 --> 02:05:06,960 morning. 2030 02:05:06,960 --> 02:05:08,740 My new job starts today. 2031 02:05:12,180 --> 02:05:12,700 Right. 2032 02:05:13,420 --> 02:05:14,400 Mad Angels. 2033 02:05:14,560 --> 02:05:15,820 What kind of gang is it? 2034 02:05:16,700 --> 02:05:18,240 And the heavy, deep and 2035 02:05:18,240 --> 02:05:19,840 meaningful fucking music as well. 2036 02:05:25,180 --> 02:05:26,140 Thank you very much. 2037 02:05:26,860 --> 02:05:27,720 Bit of wind there. 2038 02:05:28,140 --> 02:05:29,240 From Russ Abbott. 2039 02:05:30,860 --> 02:05:32,220 Thanks very much for the tip. 2040 02:05:33,960 --> 02:05:35,180 You say you enjoyed 2041 02:05:35,180 --> 02:05:36,880 the pizza song. 2042 02:05:36,960 --> 02:05:37,880 That's great stuff. 2043 02:05:39,240 --> 02:05:40,220 Ah, fast travel. 2044 02:05:40,340 --> 02:05:41,280 Fucking love it. 2045 02:05:44,000 --> 02:05:44,900 Beautiful stuff. 2046 02:05:51,280 --> 02:05:52,580 Straight into it as well. 2047 02:05:53,240 --> 02:05:55,020 Oh, this is what he wanted at 9am. 2048 02:05:55,240 --> 02:05:56,240 It was a race. 2049 02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:57,780 This is where, oh, before 9am, 2050 02:05:57,840 --> 02:05:59,120 you get to race the fucking things. 2051 02:05:59,120 --> 02:06:01,080 Lovin' it. 2052 02:06:02,120 --> 02:06:04,140 Time for a daily warm-up race. 2053 02:06:04,340 --> 02:06:04,840 Nice. 2054 02:06:05,120 --> 02:06:06,560 You all do your best now. 2055 02:06:06,960 --> 02:06:07,260 Yeah. 2056 02:06:09,360 --> 02:06:10,520 Like always, 2057 02:06:10,960 --> 02:06:12,260 three laps to the finish. 2058 02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:13,900 Everybody ready? 2059 02:06:15,260 --> 02:06:15,920 Let's rock. 2060 02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:17,000 And don't reckon the forklifts 2061 02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:19,040 or the formula have your ass. 2062 02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:20,080 Let's rock. 2063 02:06:20,080 --> 02:06:20,160 Yeah. 2064 02:06:22,280 --> 02:06:23,600 On your marks, 2065 02:06:24,160 --> 02:06:25,500 almost time to go. 2066 02:06:25,500 --> 02:06:31,760 Lovely heavy guitar. 2067 02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:33,600 It's a rock. 2068 02:06:34,200 --> 02:06:34,480 Go. 2069 02:06:35,060 --> 02:06:36,520 It's a rock and roll scenario. 2070 02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:39,800 Ah, this is fantastic. 2071 02:06:39,940 --> 02:06:40,520 This is it. 2072 02:06:40,600 --> 02:06:42,340 This is what it's all about. 2073 02:06:43,100 --> 02:06:44,180 Why did I want to skip 2074 02:06:44,180 --> 02:06:45,080 this part of the game? 2075 02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:47,740 I was blinded by the idea 2076 02:06:47,740 --> 02:06:50,380 of finishing it in record time 2077 02:06:50,380 --> 02:06:51,820 as if that was some sort of thing 2078 02:06:51,820 --> 02:06:52,680 to be proud of. 2079 02:06:53,000 --> 02:06:54,380 When the reality is 2080 02:06:54,380 --> 02:06:57,140 the fun is there to be had, 2081 02:06:57,660 --> 02:06:59,880 not to be skipped past. 2082 02:07:00,020 --> 02:07:00,380 And look, 2083 02:07:01,020 --> 02:07:02,940 shocking on the controls here. 2084 02:07:03,020 --> 02:07:04,220 I need to really up my game. 2085 02:07:05,920 --> 02:07:07,800 Look, it's the first race of the day. 2086 02:07:08,540 --> 02:07:10,760 Let's just build up the steam here. 2087 02:07:10,840 --> 02:07:11,540 We don't want to 2088 02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:13,400 try and blow everyone away. 2089 02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:15,340 We know we've got it in us. 2090 02:07:16,340 --> 02:07:17,680 We just need to show it 2091 02:07:17,680 --> 02:07:18,920 when it comes to the crutch. 2092 02:07:20,100 --> 02:07:21,500 I believe one of the lads 2093 02:07:21,500 --> 02:07:22,400 driving the forklift 2094 02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:23,560 is the same lad 2095 02:07:23,560 --> 02:07:24,960 who seems pissed 2096 02:07:24,960 --> 02:07:26,100 around the town. 2097 02:07:27,600 --> 02:07:29,160 And always is like, 2098 02:07:29,540 --> 02:07:32,360 oh, don't talk to me today. 2099 02:07:33,960 --> 02:07:35,560 I'm too busy. 2100 02:07:36,760 --> 02:07:38,520 It's like, yeah, busy, yeah? 2101 02:07:39,040 --> 02:07:41,300 You're obviously on the sauce, man. 2102 02:07:42,380 --> 02:07:44,640 You're a full-time sauce hog. 2103 02:07:45,640 --> 02:07:46,720 And why not? 2104 02:07:47,540 --> 02:07:48,380 Why not? 2105 02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:50,080 Just please look after yourself, 2106 02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:50,480 you liver. 2107 02:07:50,580 --> 02:07:51,560 You only get one liver. 2108 02:07:55,320 --> 02:07:56,700 Or do you have two of them? 2109 02:07:56,860 --> 02:07:57,660 Or is that kidneys? 2110 02:07:58,100 --> 02:07:58,740 Can't remember. 2111 02:08:00,540 --> 02:08:01,740 But George Best 2112 02:08:01,740 --> 02:08:03,140 got a new liver off someone. 2113 02:08:03,240 --> 02:08:04,200 You wonder whether or not 2114 02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:04,780 that was... 2115 02:08:04,780 --> 02:08:06,460 Was that a dead person's liver then? 2116 02:08:06,520 --> 02:08:07,980 Was it like an organ donor 2117 02:08:07,980 --> 02:08:08,680 gave it away? 2118 02:08:09,320 --> 02:08:10,760 And I think he pissed 2119 02:08:10,760 --> 02:08:11,780 that liver away. 2120 02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:14,360 Crazy bit of business. 2121 02:08:16,980 --> 02:08:17,860 Or did he... 2122 02:08:17,860 --> 02:08:18,680 Did he... 2123 02:08:18,680 --> 02:08:20,540 Am I right in saying 2124 02:08:20,540 --> 02:08:21,360 that George Best 2125 02:08:21,360 --> 02:08:22,560 got given a liver 2126 02:08:22,560 --> 02:08:24,300 or did he get given a kidney? 2127 02:08:24,300 --> 02:08:24,400 Okay. 2128 02:08:29,140 --> 02:08:33,680 Such an operation like... 2129 02:08:33,680 --> 02:08:35,620 You gotta think about the time... 2130 02:08:35,620 --> 02:08:36,440 The prestige 2131 02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:38,640 and the privilege 2132 02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:40,040 of being able to 2133 02:08:40,040 --> 02:08:41,420 literally have 2134 02:08:41,420 --> 02:08:44,000 a vital organ transplanted 2135 02:08:44,000 --> 02:08:46,480 and then going... 2136 02:08:46,480 --> 02:08:47,240 Ah, fuck it. 2137 02:08:47,300 --> 02:08:47,860 Give me a pint. 2138 02:08:48,020 --> 02:08:48,640 And then just going 2139 02:08:48,640 --> 02:08:50,520 absolutely hammering it. 2140 02:08:50,520 --> 02:09:01,140 That cunt, he's not nice. 2141 02:09:01,300 --> 02:09:02,320 He's, uh... 2142 02:09:02,320 --> 02:09:03,680 He's utilizing... 2143 02:09:03,680 --> 02:09:05,620 He's driving defensively here. 2144 02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:06,700 Number two. 2145 02:09:09,300 --> 02:09:11,840 He doesn't have any wing mirrors 2146 02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:13,020 so I don't know how he knows 2147 02:09:13,020 --> 02:09:14,280 exactly where I'm placed. 2148 02:09:16,280 --> 02:09:17,840 But I've got DRS here. 2149 02:09:18,460 --> 02:09:19,460 And I'm about to use it. 2150 02:09:20,520 --> 02:09:21,240 Lovely stuff. 2151 02:09:26,860 --> 02:09:27,300 Nice. 2152 02:09:33,760 --> 02:09:34,280 Finish! 2153 02:09:39,820 --> 02:09:40,740 He said he called me 2154 02:09:40,740 --> 02:09:41,400 Finnish then 2155 02:09:41,400 --> 02:09:42,380 but I'm actually Japanese. 2156 02:09:44,940 --> 02:09:45,680 Next time. 2157 02:09:46,860 --> 02:09:47,220 Tomorrow. 2158 02:09:48,340 --> 02:09:48,700 Thanks. 2159 02:09:52,820 --> 02:09:53,780 He probably thought 2160 02:09:53,780 --> 02:09:54,680 my, um... 2161 02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:55,960 My driving was so good 2162 02:09:55,960 --> 02:09:56,360 he thought 2163 02:09:56,360 --> 02:09:57,780 that lad's Finnish! 2164 02:10:00,900 --> 02:10:02,020 Because we all know 2165 02:10:02,020 --> 02:10:03,200 if you want a win 2166 02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:03,780 get a Finn. 2167 02:10:03,780 --> 02:10:04,040 I'll do my best. 2168 02:10:04,400 --> 02:10:05,360 Time to get to work. 2169 02:10:06,000 --> 02:10:06,780 Move these crates 2170 02:10:06,780 --> 02:10:07,360 with the fortuna. 2171 02:10:07,660 --> 02:10:08,520 Where do I take them? 2172 02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:10,280 Warehouse number 18. 2173 02:10:11,200 --> 02:10:12,200 Here's the route map. 2174 02:10:12,580 --> 02:10:13,840 The quota's written on the map. 2175 02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:14,580 Beautiful. 2176 02:10:14,700 --> 02:10:15,320 Read it carefully. 2177 02:10:15,540 --> 02:10:16,520 If you exceed quota 2178 02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:17,740 you'll get a raise. 2179 02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:18,260 Great. 2180 02:10:18,560 --> 02:10:19,180 Just be sure 2181 02:10:19,180 --> 02:10:20,220 you don't break anything. 2182 02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:21,400 Okay? 2183 02:10:25,420 --> 02:10:25,900 Lovely. 2184 02:10:28,600 --> 02:10:29,800 Let's get into this 2185 02:10:29,800 --> 02:10:31,640 in a big, massive way. 2186 02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:33,720 Thank you very much 2187 02:10:33,720 --> 02:10:35,460 to our spleen for sale. 2188 02:10:35,460 --> 02:10:40,840 Thank you. 2189 02:10:40,840 --> 02:10:42,420 Fucked up the, uh... 2190 02:10:42,420 --> 02:10:43,000 The music. 2191 02:10:44,040 --> 02:10:44,620 There we go. 2192 02:10:46,320 --> 02:10:47,880 I like the first person 2193 02:10:47,880 --> 02:10:48,520 view mode 2194 02:10:48,520 --> 02:10:49,120 it goes into 2195 02:10:49,120 --> 02:10:51,260 when, uh... 2196 02:10:51,260 --> 02:10:52,080 You end up 2197 02:10:52,080 --> 02:10:52,700 having to fucking 2198 02:10:52,700 --> 02:10:54,060 move the boxes 2199 02:10:54,060 --> 02:10:55,500 or go into the boxes, 2200 02:10:55,600 --> 02:10:55,820 you know? 2201 02:10:56,620 --> 02:10:57,640 Warehouse 18 2202 02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:58,760 I think is down here. 2203 02:11:00,040 --> 02:11:00,580 Oh, fuck. 2204 02:11:00,900 --> 02:11:02,020 I've messed this one up. 2205 02:11:04,320 --> 02:11:04,960 I'm right. 2206 02:11:05,020 --> 02:11:05,320 I'm right. 2207 02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:05,960 It's just down here. 2208 02:11:06,700 --> 02:11:07,880 Thank you very much there. 2209 02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:09,480 Anaconda GZ 2210 02:11:09,480 --> 02:11:10,620 in the heezy 2211 02:11:10,620 --> 02:11:11,360 avec 2212 02:11:11,360 --> 02:11:12,940 die 2213 02:11:12,940 --> 02:11:14,700 uh... 2214 02:11:14,700 --> 02:11:15,300 Four tweezers. 2215 02:11:15,380 --> 02:11:16,580 I can't count in German 2216 02:11:16,580 --> 02:11:17,480 so I don't know 2217 02:11:17,480 --> 02:11:18,760 how to say four in German. 2218 02:11:22,640 --> 02:11:23,440 Thanks very much 2219 02:11:23,440 --> 02:11:24,220 for the tip there. 2220 02:11:24,480 --> 02:11:24,960 And, uh... 2221 02:11:24,960 --> 02:11:25,840 Spleen for sale. 2222 02:11:25,960 --> 02:11:26,640 Thanks for the tip. 2223 02:11:26,680 --> 02:11:27,560 Also says 2224 02:11:27,560 --> 02:11:28,720 I love the sauce. 2225 02:11:29,180 --> 02:11:30,520 I've infatuated 2226 02:11:30,520 --> 02:11:31,220 with sauce. 2227 02:11:32,900 --> 02:11:33,520 Cat there. 2228 02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:34,760 We don't want to run that over. 2229 02:11:36,040 --> 02:11:37,540 Cat splat in a hat. 2230 02:11:38,480 --> 02:11:39,580 No looking back. 2231 02:11:40,580 --> 02:11:41,320 Jiminy Jessup. 2232 02:11:42,080 --> 02:11:42,980 And we're going fast. 2233 02:11:43,060 --> 02:11:44,000 We're moving fast here. 2234 02:11:47,060 --> 02:11:47,820 Lovely stuff. 2235 02:11:48,900 --> 02:11:50,440 We just need ten boxes 2236 02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:51,840 before the end of play 2237 02:11:51,840 --> 02:11:52,520 today, please. 2238 02:11:56,120 --> 02:11:56,840 And we're in. 2239 02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:00,900 Really liberal usage 2240 02:12:00,900 --> 02:12:01,740 of the horn. 2241 02:12:04,400 --> 02:12:05,340 Just to, uh... 2242 02:12:05,340 --> 02:12:06,520 make my presence felt 2243 02:12:06,520 --> 02:12:07,080 in the dock. 2244 02:12:07,080 --> 02:12:18,260 And, uh... 2245 02:12:18,260 --> 02:12:18,560 I wonder 2246 02:12:18,560 --> 02:12:19,460 do the Americans 2247 02:12:19,460 --> 02:12:20,720 have, uh... 2248 02:12:20,720 --> 02:12:21,380 big, massive 2249 02:12:21,380 --> 02:12:22,800 military naval vessels 2250 02:12:22,800 --> 02:12:24,320 still parked 2251 02:12:24,320 --> 02:12:26,380 in Japan? 2252 02:12:26,720 --> 02:12:27,800 Is it still, like, 2253 02:12:27,840 --> 02:12:28,400 a big 2254 02:12:28,400 --> 02:12:30,220 U.S. military base? 2255 02:12:31,600 --> 02:12:32,100 De facto. 2256 02:12:32,100 --> 02:12:32,260 De facto. 2257 02:12:36,080 --> 02:12:37,860 I mean, 2258 02:12:37,940 --> 02:12:39,080 they do in Korea, too. 2259 02:12:39,740 --> 02:12:40,300 And, uh... 2260 02:12:40,300 --> 02:12:41,020 What about, you know, 2261 02:12:41,100 --> 02:12:42,500 China's expansion 2262 02:12:42,500 --> 02:12:44,300 and ever-increasing expansion 2263 02:12:44,300 --> 02:12:44,740 in the world? 2264 02:12:44,820 --> 02:12:45,680 I mean, it's... 2265 02:12:45,680 --> 02:12:46,040 It's... 2266 02:12:46,040 --> 02:12:47,040 Is it a military... 2267 02:12:47,040 --> 02:12:47,340 Are they... 2268 02:12:47,340 --> 02:12:48,500 Are they doing that as well? 2269 02:12:48,540 --> 02:12:49,420 Are they trying to, like, 2270 02:12:49,840 --> 02:12:50,460 put their... 2271 02:12:50,460 --> 02:12:51,760 Their bases around the world? 2272 02:12:51,820 --> 02:12:53,080 Because... 2273 02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:53,460 Or is... 2274 02:12:53,460 --> 02:12:54,980 The state seems to have 2275 02:12:54,980 --> 02:12:56,120 the fucking... 2276 02:12:56,120 --> 02:12:57,560 Whole kit and caboodle 2277 02:12:57,560 --> 02:12:58,260 in terms of... 2278 02:12:58,260 --> 02:12:59,260 world... 2279 02:12:59,260 --> 02:13:00,260 World... 2280 02:13:00,260 --> 02:13:01,440 Military bases 2281 02:13:01,440 --> 02:13:02,860 scattered around the world? 2282 02:13:04,060 --> 02:13:04,960 Who would... 2283 02:13:04,960 --> 02:13:05,880 Who would... 2284 02:13:05,880 --> 02:13:07,340 Match the U.S. 2285 02:13:07,420 --> 02:13:08,940 in terms of... 2286 02:13:08,940 --> 02:13:10,060 Global... 2287 02:13:10,060 --> 02:13:11,240 Military base? 2288 02:13:11,480 --> 02:13:12,600 No one, I would imagine. 2289 02:13:18,920 --> 02:13:20,400 Can't get this bloody thing 2290 02:13:20,400 --> 02:13:20,980 to move up. 2291 02:13:22,020 --> 02:13:22,840 I don't know why 2292 02:13:22,840 --> 02:13:24,740 my forks aren't moving up. 2293 02:13:25,780 --> 02:13:27,420 China doing some soft power 2294 02:13:27,420 --> 02:13:29,080 playing the long game. 2295 02:13:29,480 --> 02:13:29,980 Well, I tell you, 2296 02:13:30,080 --> 02:13:31,420 that's not going to be of any use. 2297 02:13:31,500 --> 02:13:32,380 I think the soft power 2298 02:13:32,380 --> 02:13:33,060 is all well and good, 2299 02:13:33,140 --> 02:13:33,740 but... 2300 02:13:33,740 --> 02:13:34,560 You need to have 2301 02:13:34,560 --> 02:13:35,620 aircraft carriers. 2302 02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:36,160 Sure you do. 2303 02:13:36,200 --> 02:13:37,240 You need to have... 2304 02:13:37,240 --> 02:13:38,800 You need to have places, like, 2305 02:13:39,240 --> 02:13:40,420 that you can refuel 2306 02:13:40,420 --> 02:13:41,560 and all that kind of business. 2307 02:13:43,140 --> 02:13:44,260 So it's interesting... 2308 02:13:44,260 --> 02:13:45,140 It's interesting the way 2309 02:13:45,140 --> 02:13:46,440 the chips have fallen 2310 02:13:46,440 --> 02:13:48,520 in the past hundred years 2311 02:13:48,520 --> 02:13:49,860 that, um... 2312 02:13:49,860 --> 02:13:51,240 The military... 2313 02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:53,440 Strategy and the military, uh... 2314 02:13:53,440 --> 02:13:54,780 Spread of the states 2315 02:13:54,780 --> 02:13:55,340 is everywhere. 2316 02:13:55,900 --> 02:13:56,540 But... 2317 02:13:56,540 --> 02:13:57,340 Many... 2318 02:13:57,340 --> 02:13:59,340 Would consider it to be... 2319 02:13:59,340 --> 02:14:01,340 A, uh... 2320 02:14:01,920 --> 02:14:03,040 Many would consider it 2321 02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:03,960 to be in decline. 2322 02:14:04,280 --> 02:14:04,560 You know? 2323 02:14:05,420 --> 02:14:07,400 Whereas China's on the rise. 2324 02:14:08,140 --> 02:14:09,340 But they don't have... 2325 02:14:10,460 --> 02:14:11,600 Military outposts 2326 02:14:11,600 --> 02:14:12,840 in every neck of the woods. 2327 02:14:12,840 --> 02:14:19,340 You know? 2328 02:14:20,920 --> 02:14:22,040 I think, um... 2329 02:14:22,040 --> 02:14:23,380 Actual lethal power 2330 02:14:23,380 --> 02:14:24,720 trumps the soft power. 2331 02:14:25,800 --> 02:14:26,740 At the end of the day. 2332 02:14:26,780 --> 02:14:27,920 When it comes to the crunch 2333 02:14:27,920 --> 02:14:28,600 that it's, you know? 2334 02:14:33,480 --> 02:14:34,640 Like, if you were to 2335 02:14:34,640 --> 02:14:35,920 put money on 2336 02:14:35,920 --> 02:14:37,720 who you were gonna fucking... 2337 02:14:38,720 --> 02:14:40,360 stake your claim on being... 2338 02:14:40,360 --> 02:14:41,180 If you were gonna go, 2339 02:14:41,280 --> 02:14:42,720 I want to be safe in the future, 2340 02:14:42,820 --> 02:14:43,920 so I'm going to actually 2341 02:14:43,920 --> 02:14:44,940 side with... 2342 02:14:44,940 --> 02:14:45,540 X, Y, or Z. 2343 02:14:45,780 --> 02:14:47,440 You definitely go states 2344 02:14:47,440 --> 02:14:48,720 without a shadow of a doubt. 2345 02:14:50,900 --> 02:14:52,020 They have... 2346 02:14:52,020 --> 02:14:53,020 The... 2347 02:14:53,020 --> 02:14:54,300 As I said, 2348 02:14:54,360 --> 02:14:55,360 the whole... 2349 02:14:55,360 --> 02:14:56,620 Kit and caboodle. 2350 02:14:56,620 --> 02:15:17,160 Yeah, TikTok versus the world's largest fleet of aircraft carriers. 2351 02:15:18,300 --> 02:15:18,820 Yeah. 2352 02:15:18,820 --> 02:15:19,440 I know... 2353 02:15:19,440 --> 02:15:22,040 I know what app I'm downloading. 2354 02:15:23,640 --> 02:15:25,600 And it's the US military app. 2355 02:15:26,020 --> 02:15:28,300 Available now on all good app stores. 2356 02:15:29,300 --> 02:15:31,060 There probably is a US military app. 2357 02:15:31,120 --> 02:15:33,300 Maybe a recruitment app or something like that. 2358 02:15:38,040 --> 02:15:45,700 And the states don't really need soft power because they have games like Spycraft, the great game, 2359 02:15:45,700 --> 02:15:56,040 to really boost morale and raise awareness about how amazing their setup is. 2360 02:15:56,040 --> 02:16:04,820 Doing well here. 2361 02:16:04,820 --> 02:16:09,940 I mean, the boxes aren't aligned particularly well, but I mean, look, we're just getting done... 2362 02:16:09,940 --> 02:16:13,020 After a solid race, you know. 2363 02:16:14,860 --> 02:16:23,060 If I'm taking that swagger, that swashbuckling, free-flowing, forklift-driving nature into the 2364 02:16:23,060 --> 02:16:28,620 actual day-to-day job where it's not particularly conducive to a well-stacked box. 2365 02:16:28,620 --> 02:16:39,520 There's nothing like a well-stacked box in a Japanese harbor to really set the soul on fire of a Wednesday morning come afternoon. 2366 02:16:41,580 --> 02:16:47,320 And, uh, Kieran there in the chat saying there's only three to go, but I mean, look, I reckon we can do better than that. 2367 02:16:48,600 --> 02:16:50,880 I reckon we can do 20 by the end of play. 2368 02:16:51,540 --> 02:16:51,660 Oh. 2369 02:16:52,300 --> 02:16:54,180 Not with that kind of driving we won't. 2370 02:16:54,260 --> 02:16:55,700 Going down dead ends, you know yourself. 2371 02:16:55,700 --> 02:17:05,600 Lovely stuff here. 2372 02:17:09,140 --> 02:17:10,660 China Insights on YouTube. 2373 02:17:10,860 --> 02:17:11,720 Might check that out. 2374 02:17:11,880 --> 02:17:14,380 Do you ever see the video of the fella who's over in China? 2375 02:17:14,460 --> 02:17:17,060 He's like a South African fella, and he's got loads of China videos. 2376 02:17:18,700 --> 02:17:22,060 And, uh, it's just the accent is... 2377 02:17:22,060 --> 02:17:24,060 It's really, uh... 2378 02:17:24,060 --> 02:17:27,940 It's one of my favorite accents in the world. 2379 02:17:30,220 --> 02:17:35,220 And, uh, there's another South African guy who does tech tips. 2380 02:17:36,020 --> 02:17:38,020 I was trying to learn how to, uh... 2381 02:17:40,020 --> 02:17:44,020 Set up, uh, what was it, uh, a 3G router. 2382 02:17:45,500 --> 02:17:48,260 So that you could, uh, access it out and about. 2383 02:17:50,500 --> 02:17:51,180 And, uh... 2384 02:17:51,980 --> 02:17:55,900 The directions he gives you are very, very aggressive sounding, like, you know? 2385 02:17:56,900 --> 02:17:58,880 I'm not going to attempt it. 2386 02:18:01,460 --> 02:18:02,620 But, uh... 2387 02:18:02,620 --> 02:18:04,660 I might show you the video, but no. 2388 02:18:05,860 --> 02:18:07,220 Okay, so that's lunch. 2389 02:18:07,760 --> 02:18:12,780 If it is lunch, I might show you the video of the South African man talking about the, uh, the router. 2390 02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:15,000 We've got that excitement coming up. 2391 02:18:17,500 --> 02:18:19,420 Would you go to China to stream? 2392 02:18:19,520 --> 02:18:20,800 I don't know about that. 2393 02:18:20,880 --> 02:18:21,880 I've never been to China. 2394 02:18:22,620 --> 02:18:24,540 I've never been that far in the world, like, you know? 2395 02:18:24,600 --> 02:18:25,560 But, I mean... 2396 02:18:25,560 --> 02:18:26,500 It could... 2397 02:18:26,500 --> 02:18:27,840 Maybe happen. 2398 02:18:28,640 --> 02:18:29,900 I don't know any Chen. 2399 02:18:30,680 --> 02:18:31,040 Oh! 2400 02:18:31,660 --> 02:18:32,520 Oh, really? 2401 02:18:32,720 --> 02:18:33,720 I don't know. 2402 02:18:33,880 --> 02:18:35,440 I don't know any Chen. 2403 02:18:35,560 --> 02:18:36,580 Please, quit lying! 2404 02:18:38,180 --> 02:18:38,700 Ah! 2405 02:18:39,120 --> 02:18:39,940 Cut it out! 2406 02:18:41,220 --> 02:18:41,620 What? 2407 02:18:41,780 --> 02:18:42,760 Who's this twin? 2408 02:18:43,500 --> 02:18:45,420 We're gonna teach you a lesson! 2409 02:18:49,260 --> 02:18:52,060 Why would I get put in the slammer in China? 2410 02:18:52,240 --> 02:18:54,980 Do they just not like tourists or what? 2411 02:18:55,820 --> 02:18:56,880 And, and, uh... 2412 02:18:56,880 --> 02:18:59,940 I was kinda, after playing this five years ago, thinking, 2413 02:19:00,120 --> 02:19:01,720 Yeah, it'd be nice to go to Hong Kong. 2414 02:19:02,360 --> 02:19:04,920 But that had since gone back to Chinese rule, 2415 02:19:04,920 --> 02:19:08,560 and there's a lot of chat about how it's just not the same as it was. 2416 02:19:08,560 --> 02:19:15,520 I mean, it was back in China hands, or Chinese hands, 2417 02:19:16,260 --> 02:19:20,060 uh, already, but I think there's something, like, 2418 02:19:20,480 --> 02:19:21,880 within the last five years, 2419 02:19:22,800 --> 02:19:28,060 their, the, the extension of their, uh, laws has stretched into Hong Kong, 2420 02:19:28,140 --> 02:19:28,780 so it's like, 2421 02:19:29,380 --> 02:19:32,980 they don't have as much autonomy as they once did. 2422 02:19:32,980 --> 02:19:45,900 Imagine going to China and doing streams, 2423 02:19:46,100 --> 02:19:47,500 and you see people following you, 2424 02:19:47,500 --> 02:19:49,580 in the streams, 2425 02:19:49,700 --> 02:19:50,500 and then they become, 2426 02:19:50,540 --> 02:19:51,780 kind of side, 2427 02:19:51,960 --> 02:19:54,040 side characters, 2428 02:19:54,960 --> 02:19:56,340 in and of their own right. 2429 02:19:56,340 --> 02:19:56,420 Yeah! 2430 02:19:57,060 --> 02:19:57,720 Cut it out! 2431 02:19:59,100 --> 02:20:00,660 What is this twin? 2432 02:20:00,660 --> 02:20:05,380 Who knows what they know? The Chinese government know. 2433 02:20:05,380 --> 02:20:15,980 I'm gonna try fucking hit them with that damp, damp dream move or whatever it's called. 2434 02:20:15,980 --> 02:20:21,540 Superb dream. Wow, that's it. 2435 02:20:21,540 --> 02:20:51,520 Dragon fist. Crazy paw. Lovely stuff. I can absolutely smash it. 2436 02:20:51,520 --> 02:21:21,500 Smash the arse of those lads. In a fighting way. Not so mad. What a fucking crazy day's work for this book, Mark. Organizing illegal street fucking forklift races. Getting into scraps with biker gangsters. 2437 02:21:21,500 --> 02:21:33,240 Hangs on your lunch break. And now look, that's taking us all the way back to fucking work time, I think. Or maybe not. I've got half an hour to kill before work begins again, I think. 2438 02:21:33,500 --> 02:21:47,360 Mark. Hey, Dio. Yeah. How you liking work? It's okay, I suppose. Well, I expect a lot from you, Dio. Right. I'll do my best. 2439 02:21:47,360 --> 02:22:05,220 Oh, thank you very much for the tip there, Flangular Glansbury. And apologies there, actually, if I missed a tip during the situation where we had the Chinese mafia boys in the room yesterday evening and I was putting my head on the fellas there. A tip came through. It was 888. 2440 02:22:05,360 --> 02:22:16,780 Which was a jibe at my cognitive decline, but still a kind-hearted jibe because it was a tip from Carrie there. I'm not sure. Did I say thank you? I'm not sure. 2441 02:22:17,140 --> 02:22:31,600 But it came during a moment of pure Chinese mafia-inspired inspiration. And if I missed that, I apologize and offer up sincere thanks right here and now. 2442 02:22:31,600 --> 02:22:41,380 Let me see here. I'm not sure whether or not I have to fucking hang around here. 2443 02:22:47,860 --> 02:22:50,500 It's the same chat he had from the last day. 2444 02:22:58,500 --> 02:23:09,200 How would you know if you missed a tip? Do people let you know? Sometimes, but other times I might have seen it and then thought, did I say I lose track of things that are happening? 2445 02:23:09,520 --> 02:23:14,120 And it's only after the stream is gone that I notice it, like. 2446 02:23:14,940 --> 02:23:17,820 But I can't. I might go back and look at the video and see. 2447 02:23:25,320 --> 02:23:31,840 If there's anything to be got. Oh yeah, look. The crates inside 18 are the exact same crates. That's brilliant. The crates are still there. 2448 02:23:32,800 --> 02:23:36,340 I like that. That's great attention to detail and it's not just some... 2449 02:23:38,340 --> 02:23:42,340 ...empty room then when you go in on the lunch break, like. 2450 02:23:51,180 --> 02:23:55,620 When do we get back to work or is there... Is that it? Or does it automatically... 2451 02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:59,620 ...hit you with the... The work sire in it? What, half one or...? 2452 02:24:05,260 --> 02:24:07,700 I'm just gonna run over and see if the truck is there itself. 2453 02:24:08,820 --> 02:24:09,420 It's not. 2454 02:24:11,140 --> 02:24:14,640 Can't just get in it and... I'd... I'd work through the lunch break even. 2455 02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:37,980 I should talk to this creep once more. 2456 02:24:37,980 --> 02:24:39,860 Hey, bro! 2457 02:24:39,860 --> 02:24:40,360 Goro. 2458 02:24:40,360 --> 02:24:44,280 What's going, bro? 2459 02:24:44,280 --> 02:24:48,720 You know about the mad angels? 2460 02:24:48,720 --> 02:24:51,040 Oh yeah, oh yeah! 2461 02:24:51,040 --> 02:24:53,220 Working hard, eh, bro? 2462 02:24:53,220 --> 02:24:54,720 Why are you shouting? 2463 02:24:54,720 --> 02:24:56,840 Don't you know, bro? 2464 02:24:56,840 --> 02:25:00,120 You don't say that name so loud! 2465 02:25:00,120 --> 02:25:01,120 Why not? 2466 02:25:01,120 --> 02:25:04,360 Just because! 2467 02:25:04,360 --> 02:25:06,360 You know about the mad angels? 2468 02:25:06,360 --> 02:25:07,360 Hey! 2469 02:25:07,360 --> 02:25:08,360 Oh, bro! 2470 02:25:08,360 --> 02:25:10,720 That kind of talk is taboo, right? 2471 02:25:10,720 --> 02:25:11,720 Why? 2472 02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:12,720 I'm just gonna skip this. 2473 02:25:12,720 --> 02:25:14,720 I will- 2474 02:25:14,720 --> 02:25:16,160 God, it's the same dialogue. 2475 02:25:16,160 --> 02:25:21,160 There's nothing new to be gleaned from him. 2476 02:25:21,160 --> 02:25:25,320 Did see a lady with a table, a trestle table down here with a few items on it. 2477 02:25:25,320 --> 02:25:29,160 She might be selling them off, so I might pick something up. 2478 02:25:29,160 --> 02:25:31,160 You never know, there could be some kind of collectible. 2479 02:25:31,160 --> 02:25:39,600 He ain't nothing but a hound dog, that lad. 2480 02:25:39,600 --> 02:26:01,480 She's not telling me any lunches or anything like that, though. 2481 02:26:03,560 --> 02:26:06,680 Matty C! Thanks very much for the tip, Matty C. 2482 02:26:06,680 --> 02:26:26,740 Thank you very much. Might as well kill a bit of time by drinking a Bellwoods Coca-Cola. A great quality, family owned brand, Bellwoods. We all know about it. We've all drank from their cup from time to time. 2483 02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:40,620 Maybe it's two o'clock. Oh, wow. Never seen this before. This is an absolute turn up for the books. I am excited for this. It's a winning can. He's going to drink it. He's not going to keep it. 2484 02:26:40,620 --> 02:26:47,240 I didn't even know you could win a prize when it came to fucking drinking soda pops. 2485 02:26:52,600 --> 02:26:53,600 Ah, good. 2486 02:26:54,360 --> 02:26:57,240 I'd love to drink. It says wine on it. 2487 02:26:59,900 --> 02:27:04,640 Winning can. Is that in my fucking arsenal now? Otherwise known as my inventory. 2488 02:27:06,740 --> 02:27:07,180 Gotcha. 2489 02:27:07,180 --> 02:27:07,300 Gotcha. 2490 02:27:07,300 --> 02:27:17,020 Nothing there. It's just because it's drank. You don't have it. 2491 02:27:19,180 --> 02:27:22,320 Well, you do. Great stuff. Let's have a close inspection of that. 2492 02:27:24,800 --> 02:27:25,480 Back to work. 2493 02:27:25,480 --> 02:27:30,640 I'm sorry. Too late for that excitement. We'll check out the can later, but we have to get back to work. 2494 02:27:30,640 --> 02:27:30,780 Is it number 18? 2495 02:27:31,220 --> 02:27:31,500 Look. 2496 02:27:32,280 --> 02:27:37,260 You've all day to be fucking checking out the winning can later. You need to get back to work now, you lazy. 2497 02:27:38,100 --> 02:27:38,860 You lazy. 2498 02:27:42,140 --> 02:27:46,180 Straight into the wall there. Hopefully there's nothing too fragilistic inside this. 2499 02:27:47,140 --> 02:27:48,560 Boxes of fucking crystal. 2500 02:27:55,160 --> 02:27:57,700 Never mind you what you're winning can. 2501 02:27:58,700 --> 02:28:00,200 There's boxes to be stacked. 2502 02:28:00,840 --> 02:28:02,160 Don't start that forklift up. 2503 02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:02,620 Glad. 2504 02:28:06,380 --> 02:28:07,660 First day on the job. 2505 02:28:09,540 --> 02:28:09,840 You. 2506 02:28:10,400 --> 02:28:10,900 You, you, you. 2507 02:28:11,220 --> 02:28:14,800 What the is going on around here? 2508 02:28:15,840 --> 02:28:19,600 There's meant to be a ton of f***ing boxes inside that f***ing... 2509 02:28:19,600 --> 02:28:22,300 Inside that f***ing warehouse. 2510 02:28:23,000 --> 02:28:26,000 And you're stood around drinking f***ing cans. 2511 02:28:26,720 --> 02:28:27,260 Come on. 2512 02:28:29,060 --> 02:28:30,200 Sweet can. 2513 02:28:30,880 --> 02:28:33,880 Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet can. 2514 02:28:35,440 --> 02:28:38,880 So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you touched your can. 2515 02:28:42,640 --> 02:28:46,560 Look, it was a... we had a party for my 40th birthday. 2516 02:28:46,880 --> 02:28:49,040 We had comedy strippers. 2517 02:28:49,660 --> 02:28:51,220 And photo was cropped. 2518 02:28:51,220 --> 02:28:51,960 Gotta place these in the lines. 2519 02:28:52,340 --> 02:28:53,860 And it cropped out my family. 2520 02:28:55,340 --> 02:28:58,680 Mr. Simpson, you admit you had a comedy stripper. 2521 02:29:00,340 --> 02:29:02,020 Mr. O.G. Simpson, no. 2522 02:29:02,840 --> 02:29:03,180 No! 2523 02:29:05,520 --> 02:29:07,060 Dramatization may not have happened. 2524 02:29:07,060 --> 02:29:22,920 A bit wide. 2525 02:29:23,080 --> 02:29:26,300 I went on a very wide berth there. 2526 02:29:28,120 --> 02:29:28,940 Too wide. 2527 02:29:29,100 --> 02:29:30,620 Some would say too wide. 2528 02:29:32,920 --> 02:29:38,380 Tell you, it seems like a peaceful, relaxing f***ing job, doesn't it? 2529 02:29:41,160 --> 02:29:43,260 I hit the horn there as a response. 2530 02:29:44,760 --> 02:29:47,880 Make it feel like there was some sort of auditory response. 2531 02:29:57,420 --> 02:29:59,120 You can take your can. 2532 02:29:59,800 --> 02:30:01,260 And you can shove it up your... 2533 02:30:01,260 --> 02:30:03,380 Shove it up your... 2534 02:30:04,580 --> 02:30:05,380 Shove it up your... 2535 02:30:06,440 --> 02:30:09,380 Why did, uh... 2536 02:30:10,220 --> 02:30:13,060 In the song Nuki by Limp Bizkit. 2537 02:30:13,620 --> 02:30:17,500 What was going on with that bit where he kept on saying you can shove it up your... 2538 02:30:17,500 --> 02:30:17,780 Yeah! 2539 02:30:18,120 --> 02:30:19,060 Shove it up your... 2540 02:30:19,060 --> 02:30:19,460 Yeah! 2541 02:30:19,740 --> 02:30:20,740 Shove it up your... 2542 02:30:20,740 --> 02:30:21,160 Yeah! 2543 02:30:22,840 --> 02:30:23,780 Why didn't you do... 2544 02:30:23,780 --> 02:30:25,360 Why didn't you just say arse? 2545 02:30:37,600 --> 02:30:39,600 I did it all for the bookies. 2546 02:30:39,880 --> 02:30:40,880 The bookies. 2547 02:30:42,960 --> 02:30:45,800 I hope that you get lucky and win it on the... 2548 02:30:45,800 --> 02:30:46,320 Nags! 2549 02:30:46,560 --> 02:30:47,500 Win it on the... 2550 02:30:47,500 --> 02:30:48,020 Nags! 2551 02:30:48,260 --> 02:30:48,840 Win it on... 2552 02:30:48,840 --> 02:30:50,680 It's a Cheltenham-based... 2553 02:30:50,680 --> 02:30:52,080 Joke there. 2554 02:30:52,080 --> 02:30:53,960 Anybody... 2555 02:30:53,960 --> 02:30:57,240 It's aimed at the cross-section of... 2556 02:30:57,240 --> 02:31:00,400 People who are aware of Limp Bizkit and... 2557 02:31:00,400 --> 02:31:03,360 Are possibly aware or into... 2558 02:31:03,360 --> 02:31:05,860 Laying down bets on the horses this week. 2559 02:31:06,780 --> 02:31:09,440 It's a very, very niche market. 2560 02:31:09,440 --> 02:31:10,200 Let's go inside the lines there. 2561 02:31:10,540 --> 02:31:11,080 Right, okay. 2562 02:31:11,520 --> 02:31:13,080 And the A as well would... 2563 02:31:13,820 --> 02:31:16,780 I mean, somebody probably hit the nail on the head there yesterday. 2564 02:31:16,780 --> 02:31:19,000 The same guy who does all the voices in this game. 2565 02:31:19,200 --> 02:31:20,120 And he is Canadian. 2566 02:31:20,120 --> 02:31:31,360 Take it to the Matthews bridge! Take it to the Matthews bridge! 2567 02:31:47,300 --> 02:32:14,480 DJ lethal! What the crack? I think a bit of boiler room I can't remember how that goes. It's just one of those nails. 2568 02:32:14,480 --> 02:32:23,980 You working hard eh? I'm at work. I don't want any trouble Lance. You ain't paid your insurance. That ain't right. Just doing an honest day's work here. 2569 02:32:23,980 --> 02:32:28,480 Long the harbor dictates all rookies gotta pay insurance. You know what I'm saying? 2570 02:32:30,480 --> 02:32:37,480 You're not going to do anything to me are you? What insurance? I said pay up boy right now. 2571 02:32:37,480 --> 02:32:48,980 You guys mad angels? Defiance ain't a good idea. You don't pay up boy. I'm gonna kick your ass. 2572 02:32:48,980 --> 02:32:49,980 No way. 2573 02:32:49,980 --> 02:33:02,480 Just get me answers and fast. Now this is my ass on the line. 2574 02:33:02,480 --> 02:33:04,980 Thanks very much to John Otto there. 2575 02:33:08,480 --> 02:33:15,980 John Otto con. Gonna hit these guys with the damp dream move. I learned in the fucking dojo off my silly brother. 2576 02:33:15,980 --> 02:33:29,480 They got absolutely flake chested. All right you guys. No! Hey wait! 2577 02:33:29,480 --> 02:33:40,980 I know we've all felt like shit. I've been through my shit. How did people think that that the delivery of his lines was cool? 2578 02:33:40,980 --> 02:33:45,480 It sounded like he was gonna burst into tears at any given moment during certain songs. 2579 02:33:45,480 --> 02:33:47,480 These go inside the lines eh? 2580 02:33:47,480 --> 02:33:49,480 Yeah I'm trying to get them in the lines. These go inside the lines eh? 2581 02:33:49,480 --> 02:33:52,480 Canadian man. These go inside the lines eh? 2582 02:33:52,480 --> 02:33:53,480 Yeah I understand. 2583 02:33:53,480 --> 02:33:55,480 Gotta place these in the lines. 2584 02:33:55,480 --> 02:33:56,480 Right! 2585 02:33:57,480 --> 02:33:59,480 Just gonna have to fucking go over here. 2586 02:34:02,980 --> 02:34:08,480 Yeah not even gonna report that to the manager. Not even gonna even talk to someone at the docks and go, 2587 02:34:08,480 --> 02:34:12,980 "Oh man I've fucking had to fight. Just give me a minute." 2588 02:34:13,980 --> 02:34:16,980 It's straight back to work. Pure diligence. 2589 02:34:18,480 --> 02:34:22,980 Terrible box arrangement. That's gonna be corrected in the upcoming referen- 2590 02:34:22,980 --> 02:34:24,980 The upcoming box referendum next week. 2591 02:34:25,980 --> 02:34:29,980 Which is going to be a hotly contested cookie. 2592 02:34:29,980 --> 02:34:45,480 "Now we've all felt like shit. And been trained like shit." 2593 02:34:47,480 --> 02:34:50,480 Which sounds like he was a strangled cat of a man. 2594 02:34:50,480 --> 02:35:05,980 "Mwah!" 2595 02:35:05,980 --> 02:35:06,980 "Mwah!" 2596 02:35:06,980 --> 02:35:07,980 "Mwah!" 2597 02:35:07,980 --> 02:35:09,980 Kissing the air there old Rio. 2598 02:35:09,980 --> 02:35:14,480 "And not running over the cat. That's great. Cat doesn't care what's going on. 2599 02:35:14,480 --> 02:35:15,480 He's- 2600 02:35:15,480 --> 02:35:17,480 He's going at his own speed. Doing what he- 2601 02:35:17,480 --> 02:35:18,480 He wants to do himself. 2602 02:35:18,480 --> 02:35:21,480 He's not gonna move out the way for any man. 2603 02:35:21,480 --> 02:35:23,480 Or forklift truck. 2604 02:35:23,480 --> 02:35:24,480 Or box. 2605 02:35:24,480 --> 02:35:36,980 "Will you be supporting the box minister?" 2606 02:35:36,980 --> 02:35:41,480 "Will you be supporting- Will you be supporting the minister?" 2607 02:35:41,480 --> 02:35:50,480 "I've got a brand new box of- And I want you to come and make- And put your- On my ballot slip." 2608 02:35:50,480 --> 02:35:51,480 "Ha!" 2609 02:35:51,480 --> 02:35:55,480 "I am- I am referen-tron." 2610 02:35:55,480 --> 02:35:59,480 "That's a cave voice. Sorry, it's not a robotic voice." 2611 02:35:59,480 --> 02:36:01,480 "Let's just have a little look here and see what we're doing." 2612 02:36:01,480 --> 02:36:05,480 "I mean obviously we've got ten crates. We're absolutely acing the assignment here." 2613 02:36:05,480 --> 02:36:07,480 "Gotta place these in the lines." 2614 02:36:07,480 --> 02:36:09,980 "Gotta place these in the lines." 2615 02:36:09,980 --> 02:36:10,980 "Sorry." 2616 02:36:10,980 --> 02:36:13,980 "I- E- E- All right. The only way to- 2617 02:36:13,980 --> 02:36:15,980 "These go inside the lines, eh?" 2618 02:36:15,980 --> 02:36:16,980 "Right." 2619 02:36:16,980 --> 02:36:19,980 "These go inside the lines, eh?" 2620 02:36:19,980 --> 02:36:22,980 "I knew a father- Clint Biscuit." 2621 02:36:22,980 --> 02:36:27,980 "These go inside the lines, eh?" 2622 02:36:27,980 --> 02:36:30,980 "These go inside the lines, eh?" 2623 02:36:30,980 --> 02:36:42,480 "And there he is, the man himself on the- the alert. Old- Mr. Dersht himself." 2624 02:36:42,480 --> 02:36:44,480 "Thank you very much, Narubu-san." 2625 02:36:44,480 --> 02:36:52,980 "So I- I'd- I'd say this game would actually be pretty cool in Japanese dialogue, although there is a charm to the cheesy English dub." 2626 02:36:52,980 --> 02:36:58,980 "I know the, eh, situation we're faced with. I was going to go down the- the road of the Japanese, but- 2627 02:36:58,980 --> 02:37:05,480 "Yeah, the- the cheesy line delivery and- and the man of a thousand voices, whoever he is." 2628 02:37:05,480 --> 02:37:09,480 "The Canadian voice actor who did the- the voices for these guys." 2629 02:37:09,480 --> 02:37:12,980 "Has done a stellar job, stellar performance." 2630 02:37:12,980 --> 02:37:20,980 "He really had to dig deep into his oeuvre, his, eh, lexicon, should I say, of different- 2631 02:37:20,980 --> 02:37:24,980 "fucking vocabulary and different techniques and accents." 2632 02:37:24,980 --> 02:37:28,980 "And he, eh, he did a- he did a great job, you know?" 2633 02:37:28,980 --> 02:37:33,980 "But, eh, it would make you wonder what the story was with the Japanese dub." 2634 02:37:33,980 --> 02:37:36,480 "It might not be as good." 2635 02:37:36,480 --> 02:37:43,480 "I'd like to hear- the, eh, chef, and I'd like to hear Groovy Tom in Japanese." 2636 02:37:56,480 --> 02:37:58,480 "Chef Mooey." 2637 02:37:58,480 --> 02:38:07,980 "Shout out to Ben Stiller! You're my favourite motherfucker!" 2638 02:38:07,980 --> 02:38:11,980 "Sorry about the language this time of day, but I mean, look- 2639 02:38:11,980 --> 02:38:13,980 "What can you do?" 2640 02:38:13,980 --> 02:38:18,980 "Do you know, there's- there's- there's nothing you can do about it really, is there?" 2641 02:38:18,980 --> 02:38:21,980 "These go inside the lines, eh? Gotta place these in the lines." 2642 02:38:21,980 --> 02:38:22,980 "These go inside the lines, eh?" 2643 02:38:22,980 --> 02:38:26,980 "See, I've left myself in a real tricky dicky situation here, 2644 02:38:26,980 --> 02:38:30,480 "because there's no way I can get inside the lines, eh?" 2645 02:38:30,480 --> 02:38:32,480 "Because there's just not enough space." 2646 02:38:32,480 --> 02:38:34,480 "Unless I leave this box back-" 2647 02:38:34,480 --> 02:38:36,480 "Gotta place these in the lines." 2648 02:38:36,480 --> 02:38:40,480 "If I leave this box back in the place and then come back and rearrange these boxes, 2649 02:38:40,480 --> 02:38:42,480 "it's not gonna work." 2650 02:38:42,480 --> 02:38:45,980 "I've snookered myself, right?" 2651 02:38:45,980 --> 02:38:47,980 "Gotta place these in the lines." 2652 02:38:47,980 --> 02:38:49,980 "Gotta place these in the lines." 2653 02:38:49,980 --> 02:38:51,980 "I wonder if can I- 2654 02:38:51,980 --> 02:38:51,980 "These go inside the lines, eh?" 2655 02:38:51,980 --> 02:38:55,480 "Go inside the lines, eh?" 2656 02:38:55,480 --> 02:38:57,480 "Go inside the lines, eh?" 2657 02:38:59,480 --> 02:39:01,480 "Fuck it, we'll bring it back." 2658 02:39:03,480 --> 02:39:05,480 "Roshie and Murphy style." 2659 02:39:08,480 --> 02:39:12,480 "And then we'll head back and see if we can rearrange those boxes there." 2660 02:39:12,480 --> 02:39:16,980 "That's not letting-" 2661 02:39:16,980 --> 02:39:18,980 "They'll get mad if I leave these outside." 2662 02:39:18,980 --> 02:39:19,980 "Okay." 2663 02:39:19,980 --> 02:39:21,980 "So now I can't leave it back." 2664 02:39:21,980 --> 02:39:26,980 "They'll get mad if I leave these outside." 2665 02:39:26,980 --> 02:39:27,980 "Yight." 2666 02:39:27,980 --> 02:39:32,980 "Finished for the day." 2667 02:39:32,980 --> 02:39:36,480 "What can you do? Tried my best." 2668 02:39:36,480 --> 02:39:37,480 "That's that." 2669 02:39:37,480 --> 02:39:38,480 "Narubu-san, thanks for the tip." 2670 02:39:38,480 --> 02:39:40,480 "John Otto, thanks for the Matthews Bridge." 2671 02:39:40,480 --> 02:39:41,480 "Here's today's pay." 2672 02:39:41,480 --> 02:39:43,480 "Matin C, very kind ya." 2673 02:39:43,480 --> 02:39:48,480 "Langela Glansbury and none other than Anacond G and Asden." 2674 02:39:48,480 --> 02:39:51,480 "So starting tomorrow, you'll get a 50 yen raise." 2675 02:39:51,480 --> 02:39:53,480 "That'll be 350 yen per grade." 2676 02:39:53,480 --> 02:39:54,480 "That'll be 350 yen per grade." 2677 02:39:54,480 --> 02:39:56,480 "Towards my face." 2678 02:39:56,480 --> 02:39:57,480 "Thank you." 2679 02:39:57,480 --> 02:39:58,480 "At case." 2680 02:39:58,480 --> 02:39:59,480 "Keep up the good work." 2681 02:40:00,480 --> 02:40:02,480 "Yes, thank you very much." 2682 02:40:02,480 --> 02:40:08,980 "It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the..." 2683 02:40:08,980 --> 02:40:09,980 "It's all..." 2684 02:40:09,980 --> 02:40:10,980 "Oh god, another..." 2685 02:40:10,980 --> 02:40:11,980 "Yo bro!" 2686 02:40:11,980 --> 02:40:12,980 "Poorly..." 2687 02:40:12,980 --> 02:40:14,980 "Hats off to the hard-rookin' man!" 2688 02:40:14,980 --> 02:40:15,980 "Hot!" 2689 02:40:15,980 --> 02:40:16,980 "Bizarrely acted." 2690 02:40:16,980 --> 02:40:18,980 "You said you knew a lot about the harbor." 2691 02:40:18,980 --> 02:40:21,980 "And worgeously scored, musically seen." 2692 02:40:21,980 --> 02:40:22,980 "Right on my man!" 2693 02:40:22,980 --> 02:40:24,980 "Tupo, thank you very much there." 2694 02:40:24,980 --> 02:40:26,980 "From the perfect money locale to the best spot to take a lead." 2695 02:40:26,980 --> 02:40:28,980 "The double salute to you there, thank you very much." 2696 02:40:28,980 --> 02:40:30,980 "Goro knows it all!" 2697 02:40:30,980 --> 02:40:33,480 "Talks about us out in third person." 2698 02:40:33,480 --> 02:40:34,480 "So you know about the mad angels." 2699 02:40:34,480 --> 02:40:37,480 "Uh, I... speaking of taking a leak..." 2700 02:40:37,480 --> 02:40:40,480 "Not so fast." 2701 02:40:40,480 --> 02:40:41,480 "Oh, man!" 2702 02:40:41,480 --> 02:40:44,480 "Must have had me a bad ache this morning!" 2703 02:40:44,480 --> 02:40:46,480 "Gotta hit the can, my man!" 2704 02:40:46,480 --> 02:40:48,480 "I hope I can make it in time!" 2705 02:40:48,480 --> 02:40:49,480 "Oh!" 2706 02:40:49,480 --> 02:40:50,980 "So you know about them." 2707 02:40:54,980 --> 02:40:55,980 "Bruh, that name!" 2708 02:40:55,980 --> 02:40:56,980 "Bruh, that name!" 2709 02:40:56,980 --> 02:40:58,980 "Please don't say it so loud!" 2710 02:40:58,980 --> 02:40:59,980 "Why not?" 2711 02:40:59,980 --> 02:41:02,980 "You get yourself fed to the fishes for talking about them, man!" 2712 02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:06,980 "It's taboo round here!" 2713 02:41:06,980 --> 02:41:11,980 "There's a rumor about some loudmouth kid who got himself..." 2714 02:41:11,980 --> 02:41:15,480 "He got himself concrete boots for talking!" 2715 02:41:15,480 --> 02:41:16,480 "Fucking hell." 2716 02:41:16,480 --> 02:41:17,480 "No way." 2717 02:41:17,480 --> 02:41:18,480 "No way." 2718 02:41:18,480 --> 02:41:21,480 "Well, bro, I'm out of here!" 2719 02:41:21,480 --> 02:41:23,480 "See you around!" 2720 02:41:23,480 --> 02:41:24,980 "Yeah, later!" 2721 02:41:27,980 --> 02:41:29,980 "Lad was a joke machine!" 2722 02:41:29,980 --> 02:41:31,980 "On legs!" 2723 02:41:35,480 --> 02:41:36,980 "Fucking hell." 2724 02:41:36,980 --> 02:41:38,980 "I don't know what to make of that guy." 2725 02:41:38,980 --> 02:41:40,980 "Look at the gate on him, look." 2726 02:41:40,980 --> 02:41:42,980 "We can actually follow him around." 2727 02:41:43,980 --> 02:41:45,980 "Look at that for a gaj." 2728 02:41:45,980 --> 02:41:47,980 "Go Gadget, go!" 2729 02:41:47,980 --> 02:41:50,980 "He definitely wasn't lying when he says he needs a shit." 2730 02:41:52,980 --> 02:41:55,980 "Something about having a bad egg or something." 2731 02:41:57,180 --> 02:41:58,480 "Must have had a dodgy egg." 2732 02:42:04,480 --> 02:42:07,980 "Imagine you could just take him around the side here and absolutely leather him." 2733 02:42:08,480 --> 02:42:09,480 "And he was..." 2734 02:42:09,480 --> 02:42:13,480 "He took no damage and was still nice to you the next day." 2735 02:42:15,480 --> 02:42:20,480 "Do you know, say GTA vibes where you can just start absolutely leathering fuckers?" 2736 02:42:22,480 --> 02:42:25,980 "But it's not happening." 2737 02:42:30,980 --> 02:42:33,980 "That would be a bit psychopathic actually, you know." 2738 02:42:35,980 --> 02:42:38,480 "But you can do that in GTA." 2739 02:42:39,480 --> 02:42:41,480 "I wonder does GTA... 2740 02:42:42,480 --> 02:42:44,480 "make psychos out of people in reality?" 2741 02:42:44,480 --> 02:42:53,480 "Do you know when they used to poo poo the idea of computer games having an influence on computers in America?" 2742 02:42:53,480 --> 02:42:58,980 "Doom on the Columbine Boys and all other stuff?" 2743 02:42:58,980 --> 02:43:03,980 "Like, I know people were going, 'Oh that's just reactionary bullshit' 2744 02:43:03,980 --> 02:43:07,480 "But I mean, there must be something there." 2745 02:43:07,480 --> 02:43:12,480 "Like, you know, the legitimacy of fucking, uh..." 2746 02:43:12,480 --> 02:43:17,980 "Oh, different types of varieties of weapons and going out and enacting fucking fantasy violence." 2747 02:43:17,980 --> 02:43:18,980 "And waiting for ya, it's you." 2748 02:43:18,980 --> 02:43:20,980 "I don't know where to..." 2749 02:43:20,980 --> 02:43:25,980 "I'm not sure, you know, I don't think it's black and white, but I don't think they're, uh..." 2750 02:43:25,980 --> 02:43:27,480 "What are you doing here?" 2751 02:43:27,480 --> 02:43:28,480 "Having a laugh either." 2752 02:43:28,480 --> 02:43:31,480 "Wanna pay ya back for helping me out." 2753 02:43:31,480 --> 02:43:33,480 "Teach ya something useful." 2754 02:43:33,480 --> 02:43:37,480 "Suppose I show ya, rather than tell ya." 2755 02:43:37,480 --> 02:43:40,480 "Let's see ya try and punch me." 2756 02:43:40,480 --> 02:43:44,980 "Doesn't help if you're already a nutter." 2757 02:43:44,980 --> 02:43:45,980 "Yeah, that's the, uh..." 2758 02:43:45,980 --> 02:43:47,980 "Cut your babbling and punch." 2759 02:43:47,980 --> 02:43:50,980 "That's the unknown quantity that we're dealing with." 2760 02:43:50,980 --> 02:43:58,980 "A legitimate amount of nutters out there that could be enabled, slash emboldened." 2761 02:43:58,980 --> 02:44:00,980 "How do you know the Hazzuki style?" 2762 02:44:00,980 --> 02:44:05,980 "If you really wanna know, give me your best shot." 2763 02:44:05,980 --> 02:44:11,480 "So this lad wants me to absolutely sock him in the face." 2764 02:44:11,480 --> 02:44:14,480 "I would have reservations about this." 2765 02:44:14,480 --> 02:44:15,480 "But he's got..." 2766 02:44:16,480 --> 02:44:17,480 "Hey, he can..." 2767 02:44:17,480 --> 02:44:19,480 "He can move." 2768 02:44:20,480 --> 02:44:21,480 "Look at that." 2769 02:44:21,480 --> 02:44:23,480 "Why am I missing?" 2770 02:44:27,480 --> 02:44:32,480 "This was a real fight, I just crushed your throat." 2771 02:44:32,480 --> 02:44:35,480 "How did you do that?" 2772 02:44:35,480 --> 02:44:38,980 "There's more to mastery than offense." 2773 02:44:38,980 --> 02:44:39,980 "Wappen!" 2774 02:44:39,980 --> 02:44:42,980 "Evasion without getting hit is an art in itself." 2775 02:44:45,980 --> 02:44:49,980 "My sensei used to call this move the Shadow Step." 2776 02:44:49,980 --> 02:44:52,980 "Great stuff, bit of Shadow Steppin' going on." 2777 02:44:52,980 --> 02:44:53,980 "Shadow Step." 2778 02:44:53,980 --> 02:44:56,980 "So, how about it, son?" 2779 02:44:56,980 --> 02:44:57,980 "JON ADDO!" 2780 02:44:57,980 --> 02:44:58,980 "Wanna learn it?" 2781 02:44:58,980 --> 02:45:06,480 "Except that, but we've got the races coming up, you know." 2782 02:45:06,480 --> 02:45:07,480 "Yes, please teach me." 2783 02:45:07,480 --> 02:45:09,480 "I think, um, we might actually have to cross over to John Edward." 2784 02:45:09,480 --> 02:45:14,480 "First off, show me that there basic Hazzuki style stance." 2785 02:45:14,480 --> 02:45:15,480 "Alright." 2786 02:45:20,480 --> 02:45:23,980 "Hmm, that ain't too bad." 2787 02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:25,980 "Now come and do what I do." 2788 02:45:28,980 --> 02:45:42,480 "Uh, we might have to just pause proceedings there and uh, go over to the Uncle Thomas who is providing some horse race situation." 2789 02:45:43,480 --> 02:45:44,980 "Is that right, Tom?" 2790 02:45:44,980 --> 02:45:51,980 "I am here, can you, have you got the image? Can you get me, can you get me up on the screen there?" 2791 02:45:53,980 --> 02:45:56,980 "I can hear ya, but I can't see ya." 2792 02:45:56,980 --> 02:46:00,980 "Well, you should be able to see me." 2793 02:46:00,980 --> 02:46:04,980 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2794 02:46:04,980 --> 02:46:06,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2795 02:46:06,480 --> 02:46:07,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2796 02:46:07,480 --> 02:46:08,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2797 02:46:08,480 --> 02:46:09,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2798 02:46:09,480 --> 02:46:10,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2799 02:46:10,480 --> 02:46:11,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2800 02:46:11,480 --> 02:46:12,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2801 02:46:12,480 --> 02:46:13,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2802 02:46:13,480 --> 02:46:14,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2803 02:46:14,480 --> 02:46:15,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2804 02:46:15,480 --> 02:46:16,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2805 02:46:16,480 --> 02:46:17,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2806 02:46:17,480 --> 02:46:18,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2807 02:46:18,480 --> 02:46:19,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2808 02:46:19,480 --> 02:46:20,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2809 02:46:20,480 --> 02:46:21,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2810 02:46:21,480 --> 02:46:22,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2811 02:46:22,480 --> 02:46:24,480 "I'm not sure what's going on." 2812 02:46:24,480 --> 02:46:26,980 "Tic-tac." 2813 02:46:26,980 --> 02:46:29,980 "Top of the head, nine to four." 2814 02:46:29,980 --> 02:46:30,980 "Nine to four." 2815 02:46:30,980 --> 02:46:33,980 "Empty bowl of rice, half the price." 2816 02:46:33,980 --> 02:46:34,980 "I'm feeling nice." 2817 02:46:34,980 --> 02:46:39,980 "Sice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice,ice." 2818 02:46:39,980 --> 02:46:41,980 "How are you getting on there? 2819 02:46:41,980 --> 02:46:42,980 What's the story?" 2820 02:46:42,980 --> 02:46:44,980 "And welcome to, uh..." 2821 02:46:44,980 --> 02:46:47,980 "Well, just down the bookies at the moment." 2822 02:46:47,980 --> 02:46:49,980 "We're about to watch a bit of the racing." 2823 02:46:49,980 --> 02:46:51,980 "Half one race is coming up." 2824 02:46:51,980 --> 02:46:53,980 "I have a few accumulators." 2825 02:46:53,980 --> 02:46:55,480 "Well, I have one accumulator." 2826 02:46:55,480 --> 02:46:57,980 "It's...Willie Mullins's magic one." 2827 02:46:57,980 --> 02:46:59,480 "It's a five race set up." 2828 02:46:59,480 --> 02:47:00,480 "And, um..." 2829 02:47:00,480 --> 02:47:03,480 "I laid down 25 cent on another favourite as well." 2830 02:47:03,480 --> 02:47:05,480 "So we're looking at maybe..." 2831 02:47:05,480 --> 02:47:07,480 "We could be...we could be coming up trumps." 2832 02:47:07,480 --> 02:47:09,480 "It's...it's half one now." 2833 02:47:09,480 --> 02:47:10,480 "It's..." 2834 02:47:10,480 --> 02:47:13,480 "It's about to...it's about to get underway." 2835 02:47:13,480 --> 02:47:14,480 "How is it gonna be?" 2836 02:47:14,480 --> 02:47:17,480 "Because we miss it at the moment. Is he doing okay?" 2837 02:47:17,480 --> 02:47:19,480 "Hope you're getting on well yourselves anyway." 2838 02:47:19,480 --> 02:47:21,480 "Well, unfortunately..." 2839 02:47:21,480 --> 02:47:23,480 "Just watching the..." 2840 02:47:23,480 --> 02:47:28,980 "The race there, I won't...I won't be able to put it on the screen myself." 2841 02:47:28,980 --> 02:47:29,980 "I'm just..." 2842 02:47:29,980 --> 02:47:32,980 "The stream might get taken down." 2843 02:47:32,980 --> 02:47:45,480 "I might be able to...I'll give you the running commentary of it, Blake, but..." 2844 02:47:45,480 --> 02:47:47,980 "I'm not particularly too sure whether or not..." 2845 02:47:47,980 --> 02:47:51,980 "I might...I might...I might fall foul of the..." 2846 02:47:51,980 --> 02:48:00,480 "The horse race masters, the totes and the racing posts and the Paddy Powers and all these boys, you know." 2847 02:48:00,480 --> 02:48:06,480 "I tell you, it's a bit chilly in this bookies anyway, they have not the heating on." 2848 02:48:06,480 --> 02:48:10,980 "We're at that kind of...that time of the year when it's..." 2849 02:48:10,980 --> 02:48:16,980 "We're nearly into the warm part, you know, the mild weather." 2850 02:48:16,980 --> 02:48:20,980 "I was speaking to Mild Davis there the other night, he was..." 2851 02:48:20,980 --> 02:48:23,480 "Giving it socks on his horn." 2852 02:48:23,480 --> 02:48:26,480 "And he said that the weather is due to pick up for Paddy's Day." 2853 02:48:26,480 --> 02:48:27,480 "It's always the..." 2854 02:48:27,480 --> 02:48:29,480 "The taste of the metal day." 2855 02:48:29,480 --> 02:48:34,480 "If it's warm weather and a hot weather on Paddy's Day, it's actually going to be a shit summer." 2856 02:48:34,480 --> 02:48:37,980 "But if it's a shite stinker on Paddy's Day, then it's..." 2857 02:48:37,980 --> 02:48:38,980 "It's going to be a good summer." 2858 02:48:38,980 --> 02:48:40,980 "So that's the dichotomy." 2859 02:48:40,980 --> 02:48:43,980 "There's always a bit of a silver..." 2860 02:48:43,980 --> 02:48:45,980 "Line into that cloud." 2861 02:48:45,980 --> 02:48:46,980 "You know yourself." 2862 02:48:48,980 --> 02:48:52,980 "Hot jadge, thank you very much for the tip there I hope you're getting on well." 2863 02:48:54,980 --> 02:48:58,980 "I stuck a euro on there the..." 2864 02:49:00,980 --> 02:49:03,980 "I stuck a euro on accumulator there at a hundred..." 2865 02:49:03,980 --> 02:49:07,480 "an eleven to one." 2866 02:49:09,480 --> 02:49:10,480 "So if that comes in..." 2867 02:49:12,480 --> 02:49:14,480 "If I pick five winners..." 2868 02:49:14,480 --> 02:49:17,480 "I'll win a hundred and twelve euro." 2869 02:49:19,480 --> 02:49:22,480 "But other than that I stuck 25 cent and..." 2870 02:49:24,480 --> 02:49:28,480 "And I can't remember the horse now but he's a five to one shot so..." 2871 02:49:29,480 --> 02:49:32,480 "Could be looking at a real cool one euro fifty if he comes in." 2872 02:49:33,480 --> 02:49:38,980 "It doesn't seem to be..." 2873 02:49:38,980 --> 02:49:39,980 "Kicking off yet." 2874 02:49:39,980 --> 02:49:40,980 "It said three..." 2875 02:49:40,980 --> 02:49:41,980 "It said 1:30. 2876 02:49:41,980 --> 02:49:43,980 "But we might have to come back to it." 2877 02:49:43,980 --> 02:49:46,980 "Might have to come back to Francis and then come back to me." 2878 02:49:46,980 --> 02:49:58,480 "First race at 1:45 actually, Francis." 2879 02:49:58,480 --> 02:50:01,480 "I'm not sure if you're there, if you can hear me." 2880 02:50:01,480 --> 02:50:08,480 "We've word on the street there that it's actually a 1:45 scenario." 2881 02:50:08,480 --> 02:50:08,980 "So uh..." 2882 02:50:08,980 --> 02:50:10,980 "So uh..." 2883 02:50:10,980 --> 02:50:15,980 "Not too sure about what you make of that or if that's going to work for us." 2884 02:50:15,980 --> 02:50:18,980 "If you can maybe do a bit of Shenmue in..." 2885 02:50:18,980 --> 02:50:21,980 "And then come back to me in about 10-15 minutes." 2886 02:50:21,980 --> 02:50:24,980 "Francis if you... are you there?" 2887 02:50:24,980 --> 02:50:26,480 "Francis?" 2888 02:50:26,480 --> 02:50:28,480 "Francis?" 2889 02:50:28,480 --> 02:50:30,480 "Francis?" 2890 02:50:30,480 --> 02:50:31,480 "Francis?" 2891 02:50:31,480 --> 02:50:32,980 "Francis?" 2892 02:50:32,980 --> 02:50:33,980 "Francis?" 2893 02:50:33,980 --> 02:50:34,980 "Francis?" 2894 02:50:48,980 --> 02:50:49,980 "Yeah. 2895 02:50:49,980 --> 02:50:50,980 Just... 2896 02:50:50,980 --> 02:50:54,980 Sorry there, I just left the room to go and uh..." 2897 02:50:55,980 --> 02:50:59,980 "Get a glass of water there, water of the coconut." 2898 02:50:59,980 --> 02:51:01,480 "And uh..." 2899 02:51:01,480 --> 02:51:04,480 "Hopefully I can come back onto the screen there, that's brilliant." 2900 02:51:04,480 --> 02:51:05,480 "Yeah." 2901 02:51:05,480 --> 02:51:09,480 "And I can still hear the horse racing on the thing there, we need to get that up." 2902 02:51:09,480 --> 02:51:12,480 "The bookies is closed, but it's not..." 2903 02:51:12,480 --> 02:51:13,480 "This is my ass!" 2904 02:51:13,480 --> 02:51:14,480 "Well, it's open, but it's not gonna happen." 2905 02:51:14,480 --> 02:51:15,480 "This is my ass on the line." 2906 02:51:15,480 --> 02:51:18,480 "Thanks very much for the tips there, lads." 2907 02:51:18,480 --> 02:51:21,480 "Adrian Dobbin, an Indigo Kidda, and uh..." 2908 02:51:21,480 --> 02:51:25,480 "None other than Narubu-san!" 2909 02:51:25,480 --> 02:51:28,480 "Again there, I hope you're getting on with any ideas on a funny video I could do when I'm in Japan." 2910 02:51:28,480 --> 02:51:29,980 "That's Shenmue-related." 2911 02:51:29,980 --> 02:51:32,980 "Like a sea castle scenario," says Narubu. 2912 02:51:32,980 --> 02:51:44,980 "Well, I don't want to be asking you or saying it to you to go and do stuff because that video before that was part of the Shenmue original canon from Jimmy Jesus." 2913 02:51:44,980 --> 02:51:51,480 "It came during a playthrough of the second game in the series." 2914 02:51:51,480 --> 02:51:55,980 "And it was also impromptu and un-asked for." 2915 02:51:55,980 --> 02:52:00,980 "I hate the idea of asking anyone to do anything, especially on your own Steam like that." 2916 02:52:00,980 --> 02:52:03,980 "You're out there in the back of beyond." 2917 02:52:03,980 --> 02:52:05,980 "In Japan." 2918 02:52:05,980 --> 02:52:11,480 "I think you should just enjoy it and look. If you have anything to show, give a- show it on." 2919 02:52:11,480 --> 02:52:13,480 "But we might actually be done with the game." 2920 02:52:13,480 --> 02:52:20,480 "I'm a big believer in keeping uniformity when it comes to related clips and such and such." 2921 02:52:20,480 --> 02:52:23,980 "So I'd hate for you to have got something for us." 2922 02:52:23,980 --> 02:52:29,980 "And then we're not playing Shenmue and it bears no relation to the stream that was happening at the time." 2923 02:52:29,980 --> 02:52:44,480 "The- the- the fantastic thing about the, um, Sea Castle incident was that it was- it was hot, it was fast, and it was deep, and it happened lickety-split like that." 2924 02:52:44,480 --> 02:52:50,480 "It- it just- it- it felt very natural and not contrived, you know?" 2925 02:52:50,480 --> 02:52:59,480 "Um, but I'd like to, uh, visit the land of the rising sun one of the days." 2926 02:52:59,480 --> 02:53:02,980 "But I mean, it's just not something you can do on a whim, is it?" 2927 02:53:02,980 --> 02:53:07,980 "It really is a- a far away land." 2928 02:53:07,980 --> 02:53:11,980 "Uh, it was organic, Mark Keoya." 2929 02:53:11,980 --> 02:53:16,980 "That- that was the, uh, that was the beautiful thing about it." 2930 02:53:20,980 --> 02:53:27,980 "Head to tomato shop on request from Brendan Reddy, who gave us the tip-off about the pizza man." 2931 02:53:27,980 --> 02:53:39,480 "I'm willing to throw all my chips into this basket- into Brendan's basket and head to tomato to see what's going on there as well." 2932 02:53:39,480 --> 02:53:44,980 "Hand your cans to the tomato man says, Curran." 2933 02:53:44,980 --> 02:53:49,980 "You can trade it." 2934 02:53:49,980 --> 02:53:51,980 "No way." 2935 02:53:51,980 --> 02:54:02,980 "It doesn't seem like a great trade if you can, uh, you- you- you- you trade your can for a- a draw in the raffle, but I mean, you- you might lose the raffle." 2936 02:54:02,980 --> 02:54:11,480 "Just this place. Draw a ticket." 2937 02:54:11,480 --> 02:54:13,480 "Hah. Draw a ticket." 2938 02:54:15,480 --> 02:54:16,480 "Draw a ticket." 2939 02:54:19,480 --> 02:54:22,240 I won. 2940 02:54:24,080 --> 02:54:25,580 Take your pick, man. 2941 02:54:26,480 --> 02:54:28,240 Take your pick, man. 2942 02:54:28,920 --> 02:54:30,820 We've got all FTR. 2943 02:54:34,780 --> 02:54:35,620 S Harrier. 2944 02:54:36,320 --> 02:54:36,920 Hang on. 2945 02:54:37,380 --> 02:54:38,940 I already have some of these tapes. 2946 02:54:39,360 --> 02:54:40,640 MS Shower. 2947 02:54:41,680 --> 02:54:42,900 Microsoft Shower. 2948 02:54:42,900 --> 02:54:43,780 Let's take that. 2949 02:54:43,920 --> 02:54:44,860 Okay, this one. 2950 02:54:44,860 --> 02:54:55,520 Magical Sound Shower. 2951 02:54:59,480 --> 02:55:02,320 Is there anything else I can... 2952 02:55:02,320 --> 02:55:03,920 Hong Kong Flyer. 2953 02:55:04,120 --> 02:55:05,380 I'm going to keep that for a look. 2954 02:55:05,760 --> 02:55:07,300 Now, swap in the Phoenix Mirrors. 2955 02:55:07,440 --> 02:55:07,640 Fuck. 2956 02:55:09,140 --> 02:55:10,640 Swap that for a tape. 2957 02:55:12,840 --> 02:55:13,820 Quest over. 2958 02:55:13,820 --> 02:55:20,200 I mean, I got something out of it anyway. 2959 02:55:26,860 --> 02:55:28,360 Ask her if there's anything that's happening. 2960 02:55:28,360 --> 02:55:29,540 Rio. 2961 02:55:30,460 --> 02:55:36,420 You know, I heard from Hisakason that the harbor is a real dangerous place. 2962 02:55:36,940 --> 02:55:37,780 That's not true. 2963 02:55:38,240 --> 02:55:40,100 I heard you got into a fight there. 2964 02:55:40,580 --> 02:55:41,360 I'm fine. 2965 02:55:42,320 --> 02:55:42,920 So... 2966 02:55:42,920 --> 02:55:43,440 Yeah. 2967 02:55:47,140 --> 02:55:47,360 So... 2968 02:55:48,360 --> 02:55:50,180 That's that. 2969 02:55:51,620 --> 02:55:52,820 Back home to bed. 2970 02:55:53,400 --> 02:55:54,480 Work in the morning. 2971 02:55:54,480 --> 02:55:55,180 I came... 2972 02:55:55,180 --> 02:55:57,400 I came... 2973 02:55:57,400 --> 02:55:58,620 When I came back to the... 2974 02:55:58,620 --> 02:56:04,320 When we came back to the game there from visiting Tom live simulcast from the local Buc-ee's. 2975 02:56:04,640 --> 02:56:05,760 Came back to the game. 2976 02:56:07,420 --> 02:56:07,980 The... 2977 02:56:07,980 --> 02:56:10,240 The little side quest with the man... 2978 02:56:10,240 --> 02:56:12,140 The homeless man at the docks was over. 2979 02:56:12,860 --> 02:56:19,780 So I'm not too sure whether or not I missed out there or what the outcome of that little meeting was. 2980 02:56:19,940 --> 02:56:23,440 But hopefully I haven't missed out on a key part of the game. 2981 02:56:24,140 --> 02:56:25,200 Time will tell. 2982 02:56:30,860 --> 02:56:32,740 What's going on with the kitten up near the gaff? 2983 02:56:32,880 --> 02:56:33,980 I'm not arsed. 2984 02:56:34,120 --> 02:56:34,600 Checking... 2985 02:56:34,600 --> 02:56:35,200 Oh, it's here. 2986 02:56:35,280 --> 02:56:35,720 I might as well. 2987 02:56:36,160 --> 02:56:37,020 I was going to say I'm not arsed. 2988 02:56:37,080 --> 02:56:37,820 But I mean... 2989 02:56:38,940 --> 02:56:39,260 I... 2990 02:56:39,260 --> 02:56:41,200 You probably have to give it more food or something. 2991 02:56:41,240 --> 02:56:41,680 It's gone. 2992 02:56:43,440 --> 02:56:43,820 You know what? 2993 02:56:43,840 --> 02:56:44,300 I'm happy. 2994 02:56:44,420 --> 02:56:45,160 I'm happy it's gone. 2995 02:56:45,220 --> 02:56:47,640 Maybe it goes indoors after nine o'clock. 2996 02:56:54,960 --> 02:56:55,280 Gonzo. 2997 02:56:55,280 --> 02:57:04,360 But to the lad there who tipped Narubu-san who's going to Japan. 2998 02:57:04,720 --> 02:57:07,100 Please do enjoy your trip to Japan. 2999 02:57:07,460 --> 02:57:15,460 And if you're in Dubuita or that Shenmue town, then, you know, take a photo or whatever, you know. 3000 02:57:15,760 --> 02:57:19,180 But, you know, don't do anything ridiculous on behalf of the stream. 3001 02:57:19,180 --> 02:57:26,520 Like, going into Tamata and fucking trying to swap cans for fucking tapes or anything like that. 3002 02:57:26,620 --> 02:57:29,580 I just don't want to insult the Japanese. 3003 02:57:30,620 --> 02:57:31,020 You know? 3004 02:57:33,180 --> 02:57:34,480 Via a proxy. 3005 02:57:36,620 --> 02:57:42,500 You know, if I'm going to insult the Japanese, I want it to be done in person on my own Steam. 3006 02:57:44,640 --> 02:57:46,060 Play your new tape. 3007 02:57:47,080 --> 02:57:48,320 I'll sleep first. 3008 02:57:48,320 --> 02:57:56,340 The Buita world be looking the same nowadays. 3009 02:58:03,220 --> 02:58:05,500 Beautiful melodic piano vibes. 3010 02:58:16,960 --> 02:58:18,520 What's the name of the Shenmue town? 3011 02:58:18,700 --> 02:58:20,160 I believe it's called Dubuita. 3012 02:58:20,980 --> 02:58:24,680 So I'm not sure if it's a fictional town, but I know the harbor is a real harbor. 3013 02:58:24,860 --> 02:58:25,680 Reality harbor. 3014 02:58:35,200 --> 02:58:37,340 Fucking hell, that was a loud alarm there. 3015 02:58:38,120 --> 02:58:50,380 There's nothing louder than the one that wakes you up to go to your fucking job in a Japanese harbor to do the forklift work that you said you'd do to work in order to get the money to go to China to find the man who killed your father. 3016 02:58:51,000 --> 02:58:53,140 It's the loudest clock of the day. 3017 02:58:53,140 --> 02:58:53,140 It's the loudest clock of the day. 3018 02:58:55,020 --> 02:58:58,140 But I tell you about Master Chen now and the Mad Angels. 3019 02:58:58,340 --> 02:58:59,000 They're rivals. 3020 02:59:00,100 --> 02:59:02,360 And where are the Mad Angels? 3021 02:59:05,840 --> 02:59:06,560 Find out. 3022 02:59:15,120 --> 02:59:18,000 Speed run still intact father gluten. 3023 02:59:20,940 --> 02:59:22,760 Rootin' tootin' father gluten. 3024 02:59:24,900 --> 02:59:26,080 Good morning, everyone. 3025 02:59:26,740 --> 02:59:27,780 How are you getting on, Mark? 3026 02:59:27,780 --> 02:59:28,680 Great to see ya. 3027 02:59:28,860 --> 02:59:30,800 Time for a daily warm-up race. 3028 02:59:31,000 --> 02:59:32,160 Yeah, I'm warm. 3029 02:59:32,160 --> 02:59:33,220 You all do your best now. 3030 02:59:33,700 --> 02:59:34,220 Yes. 3031 02:59:34,580 --> 02:59:35,880 Let's get warm together. 3032 02:59:36,560 --> 02:59:37,940 Three laps to the finish. 3033 02:59:38,600 --> 02:59:39,580 Everybody ready? 3034 02:59:40,000 --> 02:59:40,640 No problem. 3035 02:59:41,580 --> 02:59:42,480 Let's be having ya. 3036 02:59:42,480 --> 02:59:42,860 On your mark. 3037 02:59:43,560 --> 02:59:44,800 Almost time to go. 3038 02:59:46,280 --> 02:59:47,180 Let's do this. 3039 02:59:52,160 --> 02:59:52,680 Ready? 3040 02:59:53,520 --> 02:59:54,000 Go! 3041 02:59:54,120 --> 02:59:55,220 Let's fucking have ya. 3042 02:59:55,860 --> 02:59:57,680 Sorry about the language. 3043 02:59:57,820 --> 02:59:59,760 A liberal use of the F-bomb. 3044 02:59:59,760 --> 03:00:02,580 But it's definitely necessary in a situation like this. 3045 03:00:02,900 --> 03:00:05,140 As I overtake the last bucking there. 3046 03:00:05,500 --> 03:00:07,320 I've DRS on the street. 3047 03:00:07,660 --> 03:00:09,980 As number two seems to be doing as usual. 3048 03:00:10,100 --> 03:00:10,340 Oh! 3049 03:00:11,020 --> 03:00:13,200 And it's all gone tits up on the first turn. 3050 03:00:13,680 --> 03:00:17,640 But it seems to be a work in progress at the moment. 3051 03:00:17,640 --> 03:00:22,100 As we still manage to stay within a hair's breadth of the last bucking. 3052 03:00:22,780 --> 03:00:23,820 And number three. 3053 03:00:24,040 --> 03:00:25,120 Better watch out. 3054 03:00:25,220 --> 03:00:28,260 Because we are right up his arse with a couple of forks. 3055 03:00:28,880 --> 03:00:31,000 And God forbid him. 3056 03:00:31,160 --> 03:00:32,480 God be with him. 3057 03:00:32,860 --> 03:00:36,240 If he decides to fucking stop or reverse. 3058 03:00:36,740 --> 03:00:41,220 But unfortunately we must leave this white pot forklift action. 3059 03:00:41,360 --> 03:00:43,440 Because we need to go over to Thomas. 3060 03:00:43,940 --> 03:00:44,960 Over in the bookies. 3061 03:00:45,160 --> 03:00:45,420 Tom. 3062 03:00:45,480 --> 03:00:46,320 Are you there Tom? 3063 03:00:46,440 --> 03:00:46,820 Please. 3064 03:00:47,140 --> 03:00:47,980 Please Tom. 3065 03:00:48,240 --> 03:00:48,640 Please. 3066 03:00:48,640 --> 03:00:48,920 Please. 3067 03:00:57,360 --> 03:00:58,400 Tic-tac. 3068 03:00:59,220 --> 03:01:01,000 Top of the head, nine to four. 3069 03:01:02,040 --> 03:01:03,000 Nine to four. 3070 03:01:03,320 --> 03:01:05,180 Empty bowl of rice, half the price. 3071 03:01:06,100 --> 03:01:07,100 I'm feeling nice. 3072 03:01:08,440 --> 03:01:09,040 Ballybourne. 3073 03:01:09,400 --> 03:01:10,620 That's what I think I have. 3074 03:01:10,880 --> 03:01:11,500 Yeah, that's it. 3075 03:01:11,580 --> 03:01:12,440 Yeah, seven to one. 3076 03:01:14,080 --> 03:01:17,220 Predator's Gold at seven to one was the horse that I backed. 3077 03:01:17,680 --> 03:01:19,640 I put 25 cent on that. 3078 03:01:20,280 --> 03:01:23,720 But really, it's Ballybourne that we need to come in 3079 03:01:23,720 --> 03:01:25,400 because that's part of our accumulator. 3080 03:01:26,660 --> 03:01:27,740 So we're looking at it now. 3081 03:01:27,800 --> 03:01:29,440 It looks like it's going to be a nice race. 3082 03:01:30,720 --> 03:01:31,620 There's only eight. 3083 03:01:31,680 --> 03:01:32,800 There's only eight of them running. 3084 03:01:35,480 --> 03:01:38,200 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 3085 03:01:40,100 --> 03:01:43,400 Does anybody know what colours? 3086 03:01:44,720 --> 03:01:45,860 What's the silks? 3087 03:01:46,820 --> 03:01:48,760 The silk and the cap for Ballybourne. 3088 03:01:50,380 --> 03:01:52,160 And Predator's Gold as well. 3089 03:01:54,260 --> 03:01:55,360 They're off, they're away. 3090 03:01:55,960 --> 03:02:06,380 The diamond colours red cap. 3091 03:02:06,520 --> 03:02:07,320 Okay, great stuff. 3092 03:02:13,100 --> 03:02:14,940 Okay, so Ballybourne. 3093 03:02:15,520 --> 03:02:21,320 Part of our 111 to one accumulator is in second place. 3094 03:02:22,400 --> 03:02:23,400 Horse number six. 3095 03:02:24,200 --> 03:02:25,700 Out in the lead by two lengths. 3096 03:02:26,160 --> 03:02:27,700 They've eight hurdles to go. 3097 03:02:28,360 --> 03:02:29,140 It's looking nice. 3098 03:02:34,840 --> 03:02:36,460 I'm not sure whether or not you can hear me. 3099 03:02:36,460 --> 03:02:38,480 Hopefully the microphone is loud and clear. 3100 03:02:38,480 --> 03:02:39,380 I'm not sure whether or not you can hear me. 3101 03:02:39,380 --> 03:02:40,520 Hopefully the microphone is loud and clear. 3102 03:02:40,520 --> 03:02:51,080 Mercury out in the lead. 3103 03:02:51,080 --> 03:02:51,080 Mercury out in the lead. 3104 03:02:53,740 --> 03:03:03,700 Predator's Gold is fifth. 3105 03:03:03,700 --> 03:03:05,360 That's what we've backed as our safety. 3106 03:03:05,720 --> 03:03:06,260 Our backup. 3107 03:03:07,100 --> 03:03:09,980 But our horse in our accumulator is in second. 3108 03:03:10,900 --> 03:03:13,100 And just waiting in the rafters at the moment. 3109 03:03:17,100 --> 03:03:22,400 Jimmy DeSoy. 3110 03:03:22,400 --> 03:03:22,480 Jimmy DeSoy. 3111 03:03:27,660 --> 03:03:32,460 Come on. 3112 03:03:32,460 --> 03:03:40,700 Looks like nice. 3113 03:03:40,840 --> 03:03:42,600 It looks like a good day for it there anyway. 3114 03:03:42,740 --> 03:03:44,340 It's not pissing down or anything like that. 3115 03:03:45,640 --> 03:03:47,460 Nice dual weather there yesterday here. 3116 03:03:47,460 --> 03:04:00,320 Mercury is coming. 3117 03:04:00,780 --> 03:04:03,080 His five to four is coming in strong at the inside. 3118 03:04:04,780 --> 03:04:06,500 Bound his lad at seven to two. 3119 03:04:07,820 --> 03:04:08,560 Nipple twister. 3120 03:04:09,260 --> 03:04:10,180 Outside edge. 3121 03:04:10,500 --> 03:04:11,380 Coming in strong. 3122 03:04:11,740 --> 03:04:14,100 As they reach the first length. 3123 03:04:15,140 --> 03:04:16,940 Couple of challenges being made up the top. 3124 03:04:16,940 --> 03:04:20,740 Liberal use of the whip by the second jackie. 3125 03:04:21,460 --> 03:04:22,820 Dirty tail on the horse. 3126 03:04:23,580 --> 03:04:24,400 In third place. 3127 03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:27,960 Antique Barley. 3128 03:04:29,160 --> 03:04:29,900 Looking nice. 3129 03:04:30,000 --> 03:04:30,760 Jimmy DeSoy. 3130 03:04:32,420 --> 03:04:35,700 Is turning and making a great approach down the backhander. 3131 03:04:36,500 --> 03:04:38,720 We've got a seven by twelve Alpiner. 3132 03:04:39,740 --> 03:04:40,820 And Ballyburn is in third. 3133 03:04:43,620 --> 03:04:45,120 Predator's Gold is what we want. 3134 03:04:45,400 --> 03:04:49,240 And is making great, great, determinated moves. 3135 03:04:49,660 --> 03:04:51,440 Coming in from the backside. 3136 03:04:52,080 --> 03:04:53,560 With the horse's arse in front. 3137 03:04:54,640 --> 03:04:56,480 They all take the jump in style. 3138 03:04:57,480 --> 03:05:01,100 A little mistake there from Predator's Gold has left him out in the cold. 3139 03:05:01,200 --> 03:05:04,180 And he's had to reach down to regain the pedal. 3140 03:05:04,320 --> 03:05:05,960 Long gap between the hurdles here. 3141 03:05:06,480 --> 03:05:08,580 Long gap between the hurdles, which is nice. 3142 03:05:09,500 --> 03:05:15,380 Gives him a bit of chance to refresh and recharge the batteries before they go arse over tit into the next one. 3143 03:05:16,540 --> 03:05:18,860 Jeremy Beadle's handstand in third place. 3144 03:05:18,940 --> 03:05:22,900 Looking nice and ready to take the fucking turns with the plam. 3145 03:05:22,900 --> 03:05:25,340 Well bunched. 3146 03:05:27,500 --> 03:05:29,400 And they're about to begin the climb now. 3147 03:05:31,460 --> 03:05:35,840 And they're catching pigeons as they eat dust coming into the last and final turn. 3148 03:05:35,940 --> 03:05:37,500 29 miles per hour to go. 3149 03:05:37,640 --> 03:05:38,700 Four hurdles left. 3150 03:05:40,460 --> 03:05:42,220 Jimmy DeSoy in last place. 3151 03:05:42,340 --> 03:05:43,400 Eating shite. 3152 03:05:44,600 --> 03:05:47,620 Tightly bunched though, but it doesn't look like it's... 3153 03:05:47,620 --> 03:05:48,400 There's much in it. 3154 03:05:48,560 --> 03:05:52,080 Anyone can take it if they really light the fire at the end. 3155 03:05:52,240 --> 03:05:55,120 We're going to see a little bit of hardcore whippage maybe at the end. 3156 03:05:56,100 --> 03:06:00,080 A lot of the animal rights activists won't like to say it, but that's what's happening. 3157 03:06:00,280 --> 03:06:01,540 That's what is happening. 3158 03:06:01,660 --> 03:06:02,700 That's what has always gone on. 3159 03:06:03,840 --> 03:06:07,600 And now handstand is making big, big moves up towards the top. 3160 03:06:11,360 --> 03:06:12,600 Ballyburn in second place. 3161 03:06:12,680 --> 03:06:14,580 Just waiting in the rafters menacingly. 3162 03:06:16,340 --> 03:06:17,520 He's travelling well. 3163 03:06:19,900 --> 03:06:23,100 Oh, they'll take that jump with a little bit of sauce. 3164 03:06:23,220 --> 03:06:23,980 It's not nice. 3165 03:06:24,140 --> 03:06:24,700 It's spicy. 3166 03:06:25,520 --> 03:06:28,380 And two horses are going out into the lead by two lengths now. 3167 03:06:28,460 --> 03:06:29,740 The pack are chasing tightly. 3168 03:06:35,820 --> 03:06:36,540 Predators gold. 3169 03:06:36,900 --> 03:06:39,420 It doesn't look like it's going to happen for him today. 3170 03:06:39,840 --> 03:06:42,540 It doesn't look like it's going to look for our accumulator either. 3171 03:06:44,540 --> 03:06:48,680 Jimmy DeSoy is making great moves here now on this last leg. 3172 03:06:48,680 --> 03:06:52,780 It's tighter than a duck's arse up at the top of the table. 3173 03:06:53,220 --> 03:06:57,700 But it's going to be a real hard fought victory here as our horse Ballyburn. 3174 03:06:57,960 --> 03:07:02,220 The weave in our accumulators is beginning to pick up pace, but there's too much of a distance. 3175 03:07:08,880 --> 03:07:09,280 Wait. 3176 03:07:09,480 --> 03:07:10,400 Maybe I've got it wrong. 3177 03:07:13,080 --> 03:07:14,060 I've got it wrong. 3178 03:07:14,060 --> 03:07:15,480 My horse has won. 3179 03:07:16,320 --> 03:07:17,340 Come on, Ballyburn. 3180 03:07:17,860 --> 03:07:18,500 Come on. 3181 03:07:19,280 --> 03:07:20,220 Get in there. 3182 03:07:21,000 --> 03:07:21,980 One leg down. 3183 03:07:24,760 --> 03:07:25,900 Four more to go. 3184 03:07:26,860 --> 03:07:32,720 Four wins away from the creamy 111 to one accumulator. 3185 03:07:34,720 --> 03:07:36,000 Remember, Tommy told you. 3186 03:07:36,520 --> 03:07:38,780 You should have got in when you had the chance. 3187 03:07:39,680 --> 03:07:40,200 Ballyburn. 3188 03:07:41,880 --> 03:07:42,620 Very nice. 3189 03:07:43,720 --> 03:07:44,500 Come on, the Ballyburn. 3190 03:07:48,420 --> 03:07:49,000 Great stuff. 3191 03:07:57,380 --> 03:07:58,020 Oh, he's Johnny. 3192 03:07:59,440 --> 03:08:00,100 Ballyburn. 3193 03:08:01,600 --> 03:08:02,420 Four more to go. 3194 03:08:02,420 --> 03:08:32,400 Four more. 3195 03:08:32,400 --> 03:08:57,580 Sorry there, I was just out and about on the, yeah, I had to nip into the kitchen to get another glass of water. 3196 03:08:57,580 --> 03:09:20,480 Sorry about that. Just had to nip into the kitchen to get another glass of water, but I could hear. Well done, Tom. Great work there in the bookies and well done to you. And hopefully you're having a great day of it there. And I'm looking forward to hearing about the rest of the races. And you've got four more, you're four wins away from another. 3197 03:09:20,480 --> 03:09:36,120 Well, I say another, but it was a beautiful 111 to one shot accumulator. Let's see how we get on here. Hopefully we can take the same level of gust stone and positivity into this forklift race here. It's all happening. 3198 03:09:36,120 --> 03:09:56,420 I've started putting the forks up. That was a mistake. And I've gone around the outside here, taking a shortcut. I need to get back in the game. So I'm taking the pace. I'm at, I'm last, I think. Come on. Nearly ran over my boss there. 3199 03:10:04,120 --> 03:10:23,580 That's great. And great to see Tom win there. He actually mistook the lead horse for a rival horse. It actually turned out to be his horse. Which was great news for all involved there. 3200 03:10:27,580 --> 03:10:39,480 Just kissing the apex as I go around and lovely. I didn't lose any speed there whatsoever as we move up into third place. About to humble the opponents. We're only on to the second lap. 3201 03:10:40,680 --> 03:10:48,280 Still one more to go after this. Could be nice. We've got a full day, full program of work to do after the races. 3202 03:10:48,280 --> 03:11:11,420 This is looking great now with DRS. We're opening that up onto the street as we use- Oh, you dirt! You dirt! And I've been fucked by number four. Sorry about- Sorry about the language. 3203 03:11:14,420 --> 03:11:23,720 Absolute scumbags that I'm racing. Real, real snakes out there. This guy number three! You! Yep. 3204 03:11:26,420 --> 03:11:43,220 You absolute prick! Sorry, I needed to stifle the swear words with the horn there, but- Didn't manage to cover up the prick. Cover up the prick with a horn. Where else would you get it? 3205 03:11:43,220 --> 03:11:52,220 Uh, anywhere else really, but this place. Uh, I tell a lie. This is probably the only place you'll- Hear such chat. Especially this time of afternoon. 3206 03:11:57,220 --> 03:12:02,720 Fuckin' joke. We're into- That's the finish. We- An absolute poor performance there. 3207 03:12:05,220 --> 03:12:11,220 And what started off as a very, very positive race ended up in Acrimony. 3208 03:12:18,220 --> 03:12:26,220 And, uh, does anybody know what time the next race is at? Uh, at Cheltenham. That is not the next forklift race. 3209 03:12:26,220 --> 03:12:45,180 I'm ready today you gotta take this car go to warehouse number 3 if you don't mind let me know because don't forget the quota I did have it down as 10 past 2 I had it down as 10 past 2 but there might have been a change to that fixture list because I think one of the races is not being ran today 3210 03:12:47,600 --> 03:13:15,040 we've conflicting reports there in the chat a lot of people saying 10 past 2 but there's a an outlier from 3 C which says half past the 2 and I where am I going here where am I going warehouse 3 warehouse 3 turn left warehouse 3 3211 03:13:15,040 --> 03:13:31,140 I think we're down here 14.30 next race do we have confirmation on that lads there's a couple people saying 14.30 okay right okay okay okay so it's 14.30 great stuff 3212 03:13:31,140 --> 03:13:37,680 and warehouse 3 is down here is it 3213 03:13:37,680 --> 03:13:44,300 fuck 3214 03:13:44,300 --> 03:13:53,360 that's number 8 I've balled this up in a massive way well actually we're okay 3215 03:13:53,360 --> 03:13:54,540 they're mad if I leave these outside 3216 03:13:54,540 --> 03:13:56,300 okay yeah don't worry about it 3217 03:13:56,300 --> 03:14:01,440 now it's time to be very precise with our boxes 3218 03:14:01,440 --> 03:14:06,500 we don't want to fall foul of the upcoming box referendum 3219 03:14:06,500 --> 03:14:11,620 I'm infatuated with boxes 3220 03:14:11,620 --> 03:14:20,160 that's lovely, that's perfect positional power 3221 03:14:20,160 --> 03:14:26,940 look lads, I appreciate you helping 3222 03:14:26,940 --> 03:14:30,020 but there has been an update to the Cheltenham Guide this morning 3223 03:14:30,020 --> 03:14:33,620 because they were saying, like I was over there for the first race 3224 03:14:33,620 --> 03:14:36,500 we went to Tom at half past, which is what it was scheduled as 3225 03:14:36,500 --> 03:14:39,700 but it turned out it was 15 minutes later than scheduled 3226 03:14:39,700 --> 03:14:44,800 possibly due to a race being cancelled, so you can't trust exactly what you're seeing 3227 03:14:44,800 --> 03:14:47,220 you need to double check, double verify it 3228 03:14:47,220 --> 03:14:49,540 we don't want to miss out on the race 3229 03:14:49,540 --> 03:15:03,080 if you just want to let me know when it's starting, we can cross over then 3230 03:15:03,080 --> 03:15:06,780 it's ok, I don't have to go looking for it 3231 03:15:06,780 --> 03:15:11,880 now anybody who's actually got an eye on it, you know, I don't want to be, uh... 3232 03:15:11,880 --> 03:15:14,300 wrecking your head about it 3233 03:15:14,300 --> 03:15:24,880 I've just got a, I've got a, I've got work to do, I'm a busy man, I've got forklift boxes to fucking place, it's... it's all in flux at the moment 3234 03:15:24,880 --> 03:15:27,980 Acid Reflux. 3235 03:15:28,820 --> 03:15:31,360 Tell you what was a shit game. Metal Gear Acid. 3236 03:15:33,400 --> 03:15:36,560 With a name like that, I was expecting big things. 3237 03:15:38,240 --> 03:15:40,300 It was a PSP title. 3238 03:15:40,760 --> 03:15:42,580 I don't know if you had that console. 3239 03:15:43,580 --> 03:15:51,820 Not a great console, but then it actually began to develop quite a cult-like following in later years for its emulation purposes. 3240 03:15:52,900 --> 03:15:56,340 And I definitely soft-modded mine at the time. 3241 03:15:56,540 --> 03:15:57,700 Get out the way, man. 3242 03:15:57,940 --> 03:15:58,940 I soft-modded mine. 3243 03:16:00,460 --> 03:16:05,540 It's in a box in a fucking attic, as is a lot of things in my life at the moment. 3244 03:16:05,680 --> 03:16:10,140 As I routinely seem to be saying, oh, it's in an attic, I'll get it at some stage. 3245 03:16:10,380 --> 03:16:13,180 But I can't see myself ever getting the PSP out of the attic. 3246 03:16:15,080 --> 03:16:17,020 Not for a good few years anyway, you know? 3247 03:16:17,440 --> 03:16:20,920 Until it becomes like gold dust in terms of... 3248 03:16:20,920 --> 03:16:23,180 Resellable value. 3249 03:16:23,300 --> 03:16:23,980 Resale value. 3250 03:16:26,860 --> 03:16:29,400 I have the fat PS3 still, yeah. 3251 03:16:32,520 --> 03:16:33,860 I have that. 3252 03:16:34,020 --> 03:16:39,480 I have the original PlayStation 1 from 1997 when I got it. 3253 03:16:39,740 --> 03:16:40,340 Or 90... 3254 03:16:40,340 --> 03:16:40,500 Yeah. 3255 03:16:40,660 --> 03:16:45,220 And I have the PS2 Slim. 3256 03:16:46,480 --> 03:16:49,960 I actually have the original PS2 fat as well, but it doesn't... 3257 03:16:49,960 --> 03:16:52,600 It stopped playing discs. 3258 03:16:53,020 --> 03:16:57,520 Even though I did a trick to fix it and it worked, you know, intermittently. 3259 03:16:58,020 --> 03:16:59,340 I'm not sure whether or not you get it. 3260 03:16:59,360 --> 03:17:01,280 So basically, I do still have all these... 3261 03:17:01,280 --> 03:17:01,980 The hardware. 3262 03:17:05,220 --> 03:17:09,480 And maybe, just maybe, it's going to be worth something in a good few years. 3263 03:17:12,560 --> 03:17:15,480 Some of them boxed, some of them not boxed. 3264 03:17:26,760 --> 03:17:27,580 Fuck the hell. 3265 03:17:33,540 --> 03:17:34,640 That's going nice. 3266 03:17:34,640 --> 03:17:40,400 I've never had an N64. 3267 03:17:41,940 --> 03:17:47,300 It was PlayStation or Bust, and that was, that was, that was my lot, you know? 3268 03:17:53,620 --> 03:17:57,820 I only discovered the wonder of Ocarina of Time 3269 03:17:57,820 --> 03:18:09,680 using the N64 emulator on a Windows 98 OS Intel Celeron, which ran it kind of nicely, you know? 3270 03:18:12,780 --> 03:18:14,080 Ran it very nicely. 3271 03:18:15,580 --> 03:18:20,640 But my first exposure to the Zelda franchise was Link's Awakening on the Game Boy. 3272 03:18:21,920 --> 03:18:22,640 Game Boy! 3273 03:18:22,900 --> 03:18:23,300 Back. 3274 03:18:24,320 --> 03:18:25,240 Probably 95. 3275 03:18:27,120 --> 03:18:29,280 Remember, Rick Mail did the advert for them. 3276 03:18:33,280 --> 03:18:35,720 But I couldn't get it, I couldn't get my head around it. 3277 03:18:35,780 --> 03:18:38,100 I was, it was too complex, you know? 3278 03:18:38,340 --> 03:18:42,880 Even though there was a lot of text and reading, that was just beyond my capability at the time. 3279 03:18:42,980 --> 03:18:51,320 I mean, I know I could read it, but I was too immersed in the fast-paced world of platform, 2D platformers, 3280 03:18:51,640 --> 03:18:55,200 that delivered, you know, it was low latency. 3281 03:18:55,440 --> 03:18:58,080 You just got the, you, the game was right there. 3282 03:18:58,180 --> 03:18:59,200 You were moving fast. 3283 03:18:59,740 --> 03:19:00,740 It was great. 3284 03:19:01,640 --> 03:19:09,820 It was hard to really come to terms with an epic, like, kind of saga, where you were going from fucking dungeon to dungeon. 3285 03:19:12,380 --> 03:19:14,420 And I never completed Link's Awakening. 3286 03:19:15,360 --> 03:19:19,160 And I never completed, um, Ocarina either. 3287 03:19:21,540 --> 03:19:26,280 At some stage, it just became too long and drawn out for me to, to fucking finish. 3288 03:19:27,780 --> 03:19:36,540 And it's going, it's going the exact same way with Breath of the Wild, where I've still got a few divine beasts to kill. 3289 03:19:43,340 --> 03:19:47,080 I mean, people saying, OSW, they're saying it's short. 3290 03:19:47,080 --> 03:19:51,140 I mean, it felt nothing of the sort at the time, you know? 3291 03:19:51,180 --> 03:19:52,480 It felt like it went on forever. 3292 03:19:52,580 --> 03:19:56,460 And indeed, it still is going on forever for me, because it's not finished. 3293 03:19:57,320 --> 03:20:00,860 It's an unfinished piece of gaming history. 3294 03:20:03,400 --> 03:20:06,780 But it's not just on the streams that I failed to finish the games. 3295 03:20:09,220 --> 03:20:16,580 You know, even in just personal downtime, it is a common fucking thread. 3296 03:20:20,820 --> 03:20:26,160 And that's us. 3297 03:20:26,160 --> 03:20:26,660 Lunchtime, eh? 3298 03:20:27,960 --> 03:20:28,880 Lunchtime, eh? 3299 03:20:29,540 --> 03:20:30,380 What's that about? 3300 03:20:34,880 --> 03:20:36,820 Lunch with the boys down the docks. 3301 03:20:37,260 --> 03:20:39,680 Classic blue-collar dreams. 3302 03:20:47,680 --> 03:20:49,100 Handheld emulators. 3303 03:20:49,100 --> 03:20:59,000 We have to fucking arse around until half past two. 3304 03:21:01,820 --> 03:21:09,040 I don't think I'd stream Link's Awakening, Omar, just because I don't think the visual appeal of it is that appealing. 3305 03:21:09,200 --> 03:21:12,580 You know, it's very old school. 3306 03:21:12,580 --> 03:21:21,340 And it doesn't roll along with sumptuous parallax skies like this. 3307 03:21:21,920 --> 03:21:26,380 3D worlds and everything are more conducive, I would imagine, to streaming. 3308 03:21:26,460 --> 03:21:26,920 Tom. 3309 03:21:26,920 --> 03:21:27,920 Hi, Rio. 3310 03:21:27,920 --> 03:21:28,020 Hi, Rio. 3311 03:21:29,980 --> 03:21:31,280 I mean, I might be wrong. 3312 03:21:31,360 --> 03:21:32,840 I just haven't put myself... 3313 03:21:32,840 --> 03:21:35,500 It would be taking me out my comfort zone doing that, you know? 3314 03:21:35,500 --> 03:21:36,100 I've got something to ask you. 3315 03:21:36,300 --> 03:21:36,820 Because... 3316 03:21:36,820 --> 03:21:38,380 Do you know anything about the Mad Angels? 3317 03:21:38,380 --> 03:21:40,440 At least with Groovy Tom and fucking Goro and... 3318 03:21:40,440 --> 03:21:41,580 Are you in trouble with them? 3319 03:21:41,580 --> 03:21:42,940 Pizza Man, the Chinese Mafia. 3320 03:21:42,960 --> 03:21:44,340 Nope, I'm just trying to find out about them. 3321 03:21:44,880 --> 03:21:45,360 No, man. 3322 03:21:45,360 --> 03:21:49,780 There's something around every corner to have a laugh at and to discuss, but I mean... 3323 03:21:49,780 --> 03:21:50,020 They're killers! 3324 03:21:50,660 --> 03:21:53,620 With Link's Awakening, it really is just hardcore gaming. 3325 03:21:54,620 --> 03:21:56,120 As daft as that sounds. 3326 03:22:06,360 --> 03:22:15,300 Yeah, I mean, I don't think any amount of me putting my head on the lads on the Game Boy 3327 03:22:15,300 --> 03:22:22,760 games would speed things up or smooth that transition between the beginning and ending of the game. 3328 03:22:24,120 --> 03:22:25,480 Fallout, love that. 3329 03:22:25,820 --> 03:22:27,640 And again, another game I didn't... 3330 03:22:27,640 --> 03:22:29,280 Fallout 3 got very far. 3331 03:22:29,820 --> 03:22:30,600 Didn't finish. 3332 03:22:31,000 --> 03:22:34,180 Fallout 4 got probably two-thirds of the way through. 3333 03:22:34,320 --> 03:22:35,060 Didn't finish. 3334 03:22:44,060 --> 03:22:47,520 So we're waiting until half past two for the next race. 3335 03:22:49,740 --> 03:22:53,780 I wonder if you can just go straight back to the Warehouse 3 and get... 3336 03:22:53,780 --> 03:22:54,180 No, you can't. 3337 03:22:54,220 --> 03:22:54,920 We tried this. 3338 03:22:56,420 --> 03:22:58,400 New Vegas I have downloaded. 3339 03:22:58,960 --> 03:22:59,840 And it's there. 3340 03:23:00,040 --> 03:23:02,600 It's almost maybe it's installed and ready to go. 3341 03:23:03,460 --> 03:23:07,000 I actually did start it and put about half an hour into it before deciding, 3342 03:23:07,160 --> 03:23:08,880 Nah, I'm not going to put this on a stream. 3343 03:23:08,940 --> 03:23:09,740 I'm not going to stream this. 3344 03:23:11,700 --> 03:23:12,740 Blind playthrough. 3345 03:23:13,220 --> 03:23:14,880 How do I feel about those? 3346 03:23:14,940 --> 03:23:16,880 I mean, I did it with this. 3347 03:23:17,040 --> 03:23:20,560 The last time I played this was blind playthrough, but I've forgotten most of it. 3348 03:23:20,720 --> 03:23:25,500 Kind of half-blind at this stage playing this one again five years later. 3349 03:23:29,940 --> 03:23:38,460 And as for Oblivion, Morrowind, Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, I haven't played. 3350 03:23:40,400 --> 03:23:43,820 But I mean, there's a lot of this stuff in those games, isn't there, where you're just talking to people. 3351 03:23:43,820 --> 03:23:45,560 Do you know about the Mad Angels? 3352 03:23:46,240 --> 03:23:46,840 I don't know. 3353 03:23:46,900 --> 03:23:47,960 There's something about this game. 3354 03:23:48,060 --> 03:23:50,080 I thought to myself last night that, you know what? 3355 03:23:50,320 --> 03:23:54,960 Shenmue, as much as we're laughing and taking the piss out of him, it's... 3356 03:23:54,960 --> 03:23:57,880 For me, it's a better game than Heavy Rain. 3357 03:23:58,640 --> 03:24:02,540 I'm not sure whether or not you agree with that sentiment. 3358 03:24:03,620 --> 03:24:08,120 But I think as a game, the things you do, the way in which they happen, 3359 03:24:08,960 --> 03:24:14,100 the input, the controls, and how things tick along, I think it's a better game. 3360 03:24:15,280 --> 03:24:16,460 For all its foibles. 3361 03:24:17,300 --> 03:24:17,960 Excuse me? 3362 03:24:19,260 --> 03:24:22,020 And you say Heavy Rain is a low bar, Omar. 3363 03:24:22,020 --> 03:24:26,040 I mean, that was a very much fucking vaunted game. 3364 03:24:26,120 --> 03:24:27,580 Everyone was going on. 3365 03:24:27,600 --> 03:24:28,160 It's a classic. 3366 03:24:29,480 --> 03:24:32,060 It was up there with fucking Twink's Awakening. 3367 03:24:32,660 --> 03:24:34,380 Thanks very much for the tip there. 3368 03:24:35,780 --> 03:24:38,100 But it was like everyone's saying, that's... 3369 03:24:38,100 --> 03:24:38,600 It's amazing. 3370 03:24:38,720 --> 03:24:39,740 Oh, it's so conceptual. 3371 03:24:40,120 --> 03:24:40,420 It's... 3372 03:24:40,420 --> 03:24:41,940 It's David Crane. 3373 03:24:45,560 --> 03:24:46,500 Just going back. 3374 03:24:46,600 --> 03:24:47,340 I'm just... 3375 03:24:47,340 --> 03:24:47,520 Wait. 3376 03:24:47,720 --> 03:24:49,320 This is how I'm spending my lunch break now. 3377 03:24:49,360 --> 03:24:50,160 I've had the lunch. 3378 03:24:50,700 --> 03:24:54,500 It's time to just go around different warehouses in the harbour until the... 3379 03:24:54,500 --> 03:24:57,280 The work siren sounds again. 3380 03:25:01,380 --> 03:25:03,120 David Pace was his name. 3381 03:25:03,200 --> 03:25:05,820 The guy who made Heavy Cage, wasn't it? 3382 03:25:06,440 --> 03:25:06,860 And look. 3383 03:25:07,160 --> 03:25:08,320 Heavy Cage was alright. 3384 03:25:08,480 --> 03:25:10,000 But there was... 3385 03:25:10,000 --> 03:25:11,300 Fuck all pace in it. 3386 03:25:12,640 --> 03:25:16,220 Heavy Cage. 3387 03:25:16,220 --> 03:25:16,260 Heavy Cage. 3388 03:25:16,260 --> 03:25:18,220 What for you want to know about them? 3389 03:25:18,920 --> 03:25:19,220 Well... 3390 03:25:19,220 --> 03:25:23,880 You get mixed up with them and you're just asking for trouble. 3391 03:25:25,500 --> 03:25:27,360 Do you know anything about them? 3392 03:25:27,980 --> 03:25:31,360 That gang's done growing in recent years, you see. 3393 03:25:31,620 --> 03:25:32,800 Indigo Prophecy. 3394 03:25:32,800 --> 03:25:35,060 They're in league with some big Chinese cartel. 3395 03:25:36,000 --> 03:25:36,740 Heal and peace. 3396 03:25:36,740 --> 03:25:37,300 Peace. 3397 03:25:37,740 --> 03:25:39,260 A Chinese cartel? 3398 03:25:39,660 --> 03:25:42,320 They call the shots around this here harbour. 3399 03:25:42,460 --> 03:25:43,100 The chartel. 3400 03:25:43,180 --> 03:25:47,360 They don't take kindly to interference by others, so watch yourself. 3401 03:25:50,740 --> 03:25:52,380 Something in my notepad now. 3402 03:25:52,380 --> 03:25:55,280 Backed by Chinese cartel. 3403 03:25:55,280 --> 03:26:01,460 The latest development on this very fast-paced and multiple-part story. 3404 03:26:02,160 --> 03:26:03,020 It's a fluid... 3405 03:26:03,020 --> 03:26:04,140 It's a very... 3406 03:26:04,140 --> 03:26:11,500 Everything's in flux at the moment with this Mad Angels story, but it's developing at an alarming rate. 3407 03:26:14,020 --> 03:26:14,620 And Connor... 3408 03:26:14,620 --> 03:26:18,200 As Connor Breslin asks, have you played Returnal? 3409 03:26:18,500 --> 03:26:19,240 I haven't. 3410 03:26:19,480 --> 03:26:20,320 Gameplay is amazing. 3411 03:26:20,620 --> 03:26:21,460 Great pace to it. 3412 03:26:21,980 --> 03:26:25,240 Best next-gen game I've played on the PS5. 3413 03:26:26,380 --> 03:26:31,380 I'd be very interested in maybe looking at a video of that game to see what I think about it. 3414 03:26:32,840 --> 03:26:34,440 Can I talk to these lads for a bit? 3415 03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:47,340 Returnal is tough. 3416 03:26:48,140 --> 03:26:50,220 They have to say I'm not up to the challenge. 3417 03:26:50,320 --> 03:26:50,740 Is that it? 3418 03:26:51,880 --> 03:26:53,740 A persona I'm not sure about. 3419 03:26:53,820 --> 03:26:55,120 Is that an action RPG? 3420 03:26:55,320 --> 03:26:57,480 Is there enough action in that to sustain me? 3421 03:26:57,480 --> 03:27:00,340 Because I don't want to be fucking reading text all day long. 3422 03:27:00,340 --> 03:27:01,160 Hi. 3423 03:27:01,540 --> 03:27:02,280 Rio, isn't it? 3424 03:27:02,740 --> 03:27:03,080 Yes. 3425 03:27:03,500 --> 03:27:05,040 I heard you helped out Mark yesterday. 3426 03:27:05,600 --> 03:27:06,340 It was nothing. 3427 03:27:06,960 --> 03:27:08,700 There's many mean-ass thugs in the harbor. 3428 03:27:09,340 --> 03:27:11,260 Feels good to know there's someone like you around. 3429 03:27:11,900 --> 03:27:12,140 No. 3430 03:27:12,540 --> 03:27:13,700 I'm not that strong. 3431 03:27:16,600 --> 03:27:17,860 About those thugs. 3432 03:27:18,440 --> 03:27:22,840 We got a number of scary dudes here, but most ain't a bad bunch at all. 3433 03:27:23,320 --> 03:27:23,980 Is that so? 3434 03:27:23,980 --> 03:27:37,860 Casual mode only. 3435 03:27:39,220 --> 03:27:49,760 No, I liked Yakuza, but I just, for some reason or other, just didn't have the metal to sustain interest. 3436 03:27:49,760 --> 03:27:59,740 And it wasn't as daft as this, but this is daft by virtue of its limitations, both graphically and technologically. 3437 03:28:00,420 --> 03:28:04,700 Yakuza is very, very impressive, and it's a sizable world. 3438 03:28:05,180 --> 03:28:09,540 Looks like there's a lot of depth to it, and maybe one to revisit, actually. 3439 03:28:12,480 --> 03:28:16,180 I mean, I might go back and try it again. 3440 03:28:17,960 --> 03:28:27,160 I've all the Mafia games remastered for the PlayStation 4 disc, which should still work in my PS5. 3441 03:28:27,300 --> 03:28:27,860 Back to work. 3442 03:28:28,280 --> 03:28:32,220 So, that's there on the back burner, you know? 3443 03:28:32,380 --> 03:28:36,580 Unsharted I enjoyed, but I don't think I'd be enjoying playing them on stream. 3444 03:28:36,740 --> 03:28:42,100 I mean, look, again, this is all just stuff I have in my head. 3445 03:28:42,160 --> 03:28:42,960 I don't like this. 3446 03:28:43,000 --> 03:28:43,920 I won't like that. 3447 03:28:44,900 --> 03:28:52,740 But really, I've found, if anything, especially even if you look at the Shenmue, this was, uh, you put yourself out of your comfort zone. 3448 03:28:53,320 --> 03:28:57,160 You might be surprised at what you end up getting into. 3449 03:29:00,800 --> 03:29:04,600 Like, I always thought, nah, nah, I'd never be arsed playing that. 3450 03:29:04,680 --> 03:29:10,000 I just, I always laughed at this when I saw it back in 99 on any sort of games-related program. 3451 03:29:10,660 --> 03:29:13,440 I just thought, that looks rubbish, man. 3452 03:29:22,160 --> 03:29:24,380 But I'm stacking box by the Yen. 3453 03:29:27,120 --> 03:29:32,540 utter yenage is being fired into my wage slip here. 3454 03:29:41,260 --> 03:29:43,280 Please don't touch anything. 3455 03:29:44,040 --> 03:29:48,940 Somebody, uh, was recommending a game called Endless Suburbia, 3456 03:29:49,500 --> 03:29:55,940 where you just are driving around the fucking, uh, the suburbs forever. 3457 03:29:56,080 --> 03:29:56,800 It never ends. 3458 03:30:02,320 --> 03:30:05,640 But you'd really need to, uh... 3459 03:30:05,640 --> 03:30:08,200 You really need to have your... 3460 03:30:08,200 --> 03:30:10,900 about you for that, because it won't be too long. 3461 03:30:11,000 --> 03:30:11,820 You get... 3462 03:30:11,820 --> 03:30:13,500 You get people giving you the... 3463 03:30:16,500 --> 03:30:17,500 Giving you the... 3464 03:30:17,500 --> 03:30:18,500 Giving you the... 3465 03:30:18,500 --> 03:30:19,500 Giving you the... 3466 03:30:22,880 --> 03:30:25,500 So you can take that Mui and stick it up your... 3467 03:30:25,500 --> 03:30:26,500 Stick it up your... 3468 03:30:27,180 --> 03:30:27,500 Stick it up your... 3469 03:30:27,500 --> 03:30:28,500 Stick it up your... 3470 03:30:28,500 --> 03:30:30,600 Okay, what we can do here is just... 3471 03:30:30,600 --> 03:30:31,840 Reverse... 3472 03:30:31,840 --> 03:30:32,920 The reverse a lot. 3473 03:30:34,040 --> 03:30:36,700 And cruise into this slap box over here. 3474 03:30:44,300 --> 03:30:45,300 Come on, you... 3475 03:30:45,300 --> 03:30:46,300 Ah... 3476 03:30:46,300 --> 03:30:46,300 It's... 3477 03:30:46,300 --> 03:30:50,160 Not a great day for the boxes, I'm afraid. 3478 03:30:50,960 --> 03:30:51,960 You might want to come back later. 3479 03:30:53,680 --> 03:30:55,100 We have them all lined out. 3480 03:31:06,300 --> 03:31:07,300 Is that... 3481 03:31:07,300 --> 03:31:08,640 That's not great. 3482 03:31:08,640 --> 03:31:19,300 That'll do. 3483 03:31:20,940 --> 03:31:23,880 I think our quota is a little bit higher this time. 3484 03:31:24,000 --> 03:31:25,220 Eight crates, it's actually lower. 3485 03:31:25,360 --> 03:31:27,160 I think we might even have it nearly done. 3486 03:31:27,880 --> 03:31:30,580 But you know, it's never done until the whistle blows. 3487 03:31:31,360 --> 03:31:34,600 Because you're getting paid extra by the crate. 3488 03:31:34,600 --> 03:31:36,540 You're getting commission on the extra crates. 3489 03:31:36,540 --> 03:31:42,160 If you've just joined us, it's an industrial scenario. 3490 03:31:45,260 --> 03:31:46,660 Have you paid for the board yet? 3491 03:31:46,740 --> 03:31:47,500 Victory for a cake. 3492 03:31:48,560 --> 03:31:49,020 No, sure. 3493 03:31:49,040 --> 03:31:50,040 That was a fucking scam. 3494 03:31:53,880 --> 03:31:55,360 That was a scam gone wrong. 3495 03:32:00,000 --> 03:32:02,240 Jonathan Rhys Yen was asking for you. 3496 03:32:06,000 --> 03:32:09,100 Alan Yentop was making documentaries about you. 3497 03:32:10,660 --> 03:32:13,300 And they were good, deep, meaningful, and insightful. 3498 03:32:17,820 --> 03:32:19,580 Yengis Khan is after you. 3499 03:32:23,580 --> 03:32:37,000 Connor Mac, how are you? 3500 03:32:38,300 --> 03:32:40,880 Kim Jong, numeral uno. 3501 03:32:42,880 --> 03:32:43,740 Numeral un. 3502 03:32:43,740 --> 03:32:43,740 Un. 3503 03:32:51,740 --> 03:32:59,780 It's just another day down the docks. 3504 03:32:59,880 --> 03:33:02,780 There's really not much else to say about it other than that, lads. 3505 03:33:02,840 --> 03:33:03,240 I mean, look. 3506 03:33:04,380 --> 03:33:06,880 We're looking for pace, power. 3507 03:33:08,300 --> 03:33:11,720 And we're dealing it out in the shape and format of box lifting. 3508 03:33:13,620 --> 03:33:14,700 Yen Vertonghen. 3509 03:33:17,420 --> 03:33:19,100 Wants to know things about you. 3510 03:33:23,260 --> 03:33:25,800 I was very let down by Forklift Simulator. 3511 03:33:25,980 --> 03:33:29,800 Or, I think it was Forklift Simulator I see Tom Arse play. 3512 03:33:30,240 --> 03:33:32,060 Back in the early days of the stream too. 3513 03:33:33,000 --> 03:33:34,760 Possibly a pre-bust stream. 3514 03:33:35,800 --> 03:33:37,740 Whereby it was all about moving box. 3515 03:33:37,940 --> 03:33:40,360 But, you'd really want to have the peripherals. 3516 03:33:40,360 --> 03:33:40,660 Mwah. 3517 03:33:41,660 --> 03:33:42,060 Mwah. 3518 03:33:42,520 --> 03:33:46,300 Sounded like he was trying to give your man a peck on the cheek there. 3519 03:33:49,740 --> 03:33:50,180 Revelations. 3520 03:33:50,400 --> 03:33:52,280 I tell you what is controversial. 3521 03:33:52,980 --> 03:33:54,520 And I didn't like it at the time. 3522 03:33:54,680 --> 03:33:56,080 I just didn't like the look of the game. 3523 03:33:56,380 --> 03:33:58,640 Which was unusual because I like the franchise. 3524 03:33:59,240 --> 03:34:00,520 Resident Evil 5. 3525 03:34:01,380 --> 03:34:04,580 And I was playing it co-op mode with a friend who had it. 3526 03:34:05,220 --> 03:34:05,760 And, uh... 3527 03:34:05,760 --> 03:34:08,320 I remember thinking at the time. 3528 03:34:08,800 --> 03:34:10,340 This is a bit Dodge, is it? 3529 03:34:10,420 --> 03:34:13,260 Because you're going into, like, an African village and just... 3530 03:34:14,260 --> 03:34:17,260 Just slaughtering tribes in the exact same way... 3531 03:34:18,100 --> 03:34:20,460 That you were in Tomb Raider 3. 3532 03:34:21,040 --> 03:34:21,840 Pacific Island. 3533 03:34:26,220 --> 03:34:27,060 And, uh... 3534 03:34:27,060 --> 03:34:30,240 I'm not sure whether or not it's a joke there, Duck Dodgers. 3535 03:34:30,300 --> 03:34:31,920 You say it's aged like fine wine. 3536 03:34:33,160 --> 03:34:33,980 But, um... 3537 03:34:34,860 --> 03:34:36,920 I mean, it's a Resident Evil game. 3538 03:34:36,920 --> 03:34:37,920 So, I mean... 3539 03:34:38,640 --> 03:34:40,920 Poor judgment or setting aside. 3540 03:34:41,380 --> 03:34:42,980 Maybe it does possibly have... 3541 03:34:44,000 --> 03:34:46,140 Something going for it in the gameplay state. 3542 03:34:46,140 --> 03:34:51,820 But I just remember getting the sense that it wasn't for me. 3543 03:34:51,920 --> 03:34:55,660 And that Resident Evil had well and truly gone down the shitter. 3544 03:34:56,680 --> 03:34:56,920 You know? 3545 03:34:57,620 --> 03:35:00,300 I mean, it came up at the time... 3546 03:35:00,300 --> 03:35:04,300 Around the same time as Resident Evil 4 Nintendo Wii release. 3547 03:35:04,700 --> 03:35:08,360 Which I enjoyed just, you know, being able to have the fucking... 3548 03:35:08,360 --> 03:35:09,840 To shoot very accurately. 3549 03:35:10,180 --> 03:35:12,080 Pop off headshots using the Wii remote. 3550 03:35:12,400 --> 03:35:13,180 Aiden Stewart. 3551 03:35:13,380 --> 03:35:14,800 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3552 03:35:14,800 --> 03:35:16,800 It's... 3553 03:35:16,800 --> 03:35:17,280 Hey, look! 3554 03:35:17,600 --> 03:35:18,580 It's schoolboy! 3555 03:35:18,580 --> 03:35:18,580 It's... 3556 03:35:18,580 --> 03:35:19,140 It's... 3557 03:35:19,140 --> 03:35:21,720 Another fight situation with the dock workers. 3558 03:35:21,720 --> 03:35:22,980 You guys, what the hell are you doing here? 3559 03:35:25,180 --> 03:35:28,260 Children shouldn't play around with forklifts. 3560 03:35:28,760 --> 03:35:31,480 You might get hurt, you know. 3561 03:35:32,420 --> 03:35:32,800 Ha! 3562 03:35:33,120 --> 03:35:37,880 He says that, but you'd be surprised at how well a child can operate a forklift. 3563 03:35:37,880 --> 03:35:38,720 You heard us? 3564 03:35:38,840 --> 03:35:39,880 You're fired. 3565 03:35:39,880 --> 03:35:40,140 Just going from... 3566 03:35:40,140 --> 03:35:41,660 Speaking from experience alone. 3567 03:35:42,800 --> 03:35:43,080 Ha! 3568 03:35:43,080 --> 03:35:43,280 Ha! 3569 03:35:45,720 --> 03:35:50,340 Back in the day, before health and safety was a real big thing. 3570 03:35:50,340 --> 03:35:50,420 Ha! 3571 03:35:51,000 --> 03:35:52,700 Nice taxi you got here! 3572 03:35:52,760 --> 03:35:54,760 Take me out of home, okay? 3573 03:35:54,940 --> 03:35:55,300 Take me out of home, okay? 3574 03:35:55,300 --> 03:35:56,020 Get a move on! 3575 03:35:56,020 --> 03:35:57,020 Whatever. 3576 03:35:57,020 --> 03:35:58,020 Whatever. 3577 03:35:58,020 --> 03:35:58,020 Whatever. 3578 03:35:58,020 --> 03:36:02,980 What a homoerotic situation is this, where a man lays down on top of my box on a crate and 3579 03:36:02,980 --> 03:36:08,820 starts to sensually lock his legs around, asking me to drive him into a factory. 3580 03:36:09,780 --> 03:36:12,720 Then a trap door goes down. 3581 03:36:13,860 --> 03:36:15,940 And then what the hell else? 3582 03:36:17,140 --> 03:36:19,240 What the hell else is going to happen? 3583 03:36:21,900 --> 03:36:23,000 Hey, cut it out! 3584 03:36:23,620 --> 03:36:25,720 Joke's on you, schoolboy! 3585 03:36:28,540 --> 03:36:29,160 That's it. 3586 03:36:29,420 --> 03:36:29,900 You're mine. 3587 03:36:29,920 --> 03:36:31,840 A bizarre, nimble man. 3588 03:36:32,080 --> 03:36:33,220 It's showtime! 3589 03:36:34,400 --> 03:36:35,920 Time to give them the dark moon. 3590 03:36:36,160 --> 03:36:37,460 The moonies are after you. 3591 03:36:38,560 --> 03:36:41,720 They want to normally assassinate the leader of the country. 3592 03:36:45,820 --> 03:36:49,880 Was the guy who took out the Japanese Prime Minister one of the moonies? 3593 03:36:51,900 --> 03:36:54,380 I'm not on about the Moomins. 3594 03:36:55,440 --> 03:36:57,540 Because obviously I would have said the Moomins. 3595 03:36:58,860 --> 03:36:59,380 But, um... 3596 03:37:07,340 --> 03:37:13,200 I'm not sure if the moonies are South Korean or the Japanese or what. 3597 03:37:13,780 --> 03:37:15,600 There was some sort of thing anyway whereby... 3598 03:37:15,600 --> 03:37:17,600 He killed Shinzo Abe... 3599 03:37:17,600 --> 03:37:21,600 With like some sort of Fallout-esque... 3600 03:37:22,820 --> 03:37:24,600 Raider pistol homemade job. 3601 03:37:25,860 --> 03:37:26,600 And then... 3602 03:37:27,600 --> 03:37:30,600 There was like some sort of backlash against Shinzo Abe... 3603 03:37:31,380 --> 03:37:32,480 Posthumously, you know? 3604 03:37:33,800 --> 03:37:35,640 And thank you very much, Aiden Stewart there... 3605 03:37:36,320 --> 03:37:37,080 For your tip. 3606 03:37:42,760 --> 03:37:45,020 It was an electric blunderbuss. 3607 03:37:45,020 --> 03:37:45,740 It was an electric blunderbuss. 3608 03:37:52,020 --> 03:37:54,600 Just four lads casually squatting behind a box. 3609 03:37:55,520 --> 03:37:57,720 And there's a guy there having a fucking seizure on the ground. 3610 03:37:57,800 --> 03:37:58,860 We need to move away from... 3611 03:37:58,860 --> 03:38:03,000 Or it's actually us just kicking extra layers of shit into him. 3612 03:38:03,700 --> 03:38:04,700 He's actually dead. 3613 03:38:06,080 --> 03:38:07,240 Don't worry about that. 3614 03:38:07,360 --> 03:38:08,880 It's not an ambulance scenario. 3615 03:38:09,060 --> 03:38:09,560 It's just... 3616 03:38:10,240 --> 03:38:12,560 He's getting a fucking posthumous baiting. 3617 03:38:15,080 --> 03:38:16,220 Beautiful stuff. 3618 03:38:16,360 --> 03:38:17,460 And I tell you, the dark moon... 3619 03:38:18,180 --> 03:38:18,460 Has... 3620 03:38:18,460 --> 03:38:19,020 Oh, man. 3621 03:38:19,020 --> 03:38:22,180 It definitely rolls and it's in the sky and it's a big fat one. 3622 03:38:22,880 --> 03:38:24,300 Help me! 3623 03:38:26,460 --> 03:38:27,800 Where are the mad angels? 3624 03:38:29,300 --> 03:38:33,480 Those guys are at the back of warehouse number 17. 3625 03:38:34,120 --> 03:38:34,940 Number 17? 3626 03:38:35,820 --> 03:38:36,240 Yeah. 3627 03:38:36,740 --> 03:38:38,400 At the back of the warehouse. 3628 03:38:39,040 --> 03:38:39,920 What a great game. 3629 03:38:40,300 --> 03:38:41,620 It's just so extensive. 3630 03:38:42,120 --> 03:38:45,440 A massive open world sandbox adventure. 3631 03:38:45,860 --> 03:38:47,220 So many warehouses. 3632 03:38:47,580 --> 03:38:48,320 So many numbers. 3633 03:38:52,080 --> 03:38:53,460 What a great day's work. 3634 03:38:54,800 --> 03:38:56,580 And it's back to the fucking driving. 3635 03:38:56,920 --> 03:38:57,360 Brilliant. 3636 03:38:58,840 --> 03:39:00,180 Show's not over yet, folks. 3637 03:39:00,720 --> 03:39:02,100 Let's get straight back into this. 3638 03:39:06,460 --> 03:39:07,560 Let's do this properly. 3639 03:39:07,760 --> 03:39:09,260 We don't want to fucking half-ass it. 3640 03:39:09,400 --> 03:39:12,100 It's the proper job. 3641 03:39:12,100 --> 03:39:14,200 We're going for here. 3642 03:39:17,120 --> 03:39:18,560 Starting to piss down as well. 3643 03:39:19,840 --> 03:39:20,720 Which isn't great. 3644 03:39:20,840 --> 03:39:23,280 And I've gone the wrong completely arseways about this. 3645 03:39:23,380 --> 03:39:24,780 Need to... 3646 03:39:24,780 --> 03:39:25,700 Get my bearings. 3647 03:39:25,820 --> 03:39:27,840 It's because I reversed out the place and... 3648 03:39:29,180 --> 03:39:30,140 Should have drove out. 3649 03:39:30,380 --> 03:39:32,640 It's starting to fucking rain as well, as I said. 3650 03:39:32,740 --> 03:39:34,520 So, one, two, three, four, five situation. 3651 03:39:37,200 --> 03:39:37,540 Apologies. 3652 03:39:40,540 --> 03:39:43,760 I'd love to have first-person view mode in this. 3653 03:39:47,620 --> 03:39:48,560 Oh, here we go. 3654 03:39:48,940 --> 03:39:50,480 It's got everything. 3655 03:39:51,340 --> 03:39:52,780 It delivers so well. 3656 03:39:52,840 --> 03:39:53,500 This is brilliant. 3657 03:39:59,940 --> 03:40:00,500 Ah, yes. 3658 03:40:00,560 --> 03:40:01,440 This is liquid. 3659 03:40:04,080 --> 03:40:05,240 Liquid for Clifton. 3660 03:40:14,620 --> 03:40:18,040 This was a super impressive game when it came out there, says Larry. 3661 03:40:18,040 --> 03:40:18,820 But, I mean, look. 3662 03:40:19,000 --> 03:40:20,560 Still impressive even to this day. 3663 03:40:20,680 --> 03:40:21,680 Even with me just... 3664 03:40:22,680 --> 03:40:23,680 Remarking about how... 3665 03:40:24,300 --> 03:40:26,820 Liquid smooth this is in first-person. 3666 03:40:30,420 --> 03:40:31,960 Something for everyone with this. 3667 03:40:32,500 --> 03:40:33,420 Finished for the day. 3668 03:40:33,640 --> 03:40:34,740 That's finished for the day. 3669 03:40:35,220 --> 03:40:37,620 We might have to go over to the races soon enough as well. 3670 03:40:38,620 --> 03:40:39,680 What's the story there? 3671 03:40:39,840 --> 03:40:40,620 Are we away or... 3672 03:40:41,180 --> 03:40:42,500 I'm gonna check on my monitor. 3673 03:40:46,420 --> 03:40:46,820 Thanks. 3674 03:40:49,200 --> 03:40:50,020 Five minutes. 3675 03:40:50,200 --> 03:40:52,500 They're still just in the paddock talking shite. 3676 03:40:56,140 --> 03:40:56,880 Bear with me. 3677 03:40:56,980 --> 03:40:58,520 I just need to go for a quick slash. 3678 03:40:58,720 --> 03:40:59,280 And then we'll be back. 3679 03:40:59,480 --> 03:41:00,640 Guns and Roses style. 3680 03:41:01,540 --> 03:41:01,760 Yes. 3681 03:41:01,940 --> 03:41:02,660 Thank you very much. 3682 03:41:02,660 --> 03:41:32,640 I just need to go for a quick slash. 3683 03:41:32,640 --> 03:42:02,620 I just need to go for a quick slash. 3684 03:42:02,620 --> 03:42:08,120 I'm gonna have a launch. 3685 03:42:08,120 --> 03:42:08,620 A preemptive. 3686 03:42:10,140 --> 03:42:11,740 Carbohydratic fucking strike. 3687 03:42:11,980 --> 03:42:13,020 Against the hunger. 3688 03:42:13,260 --> 03:42:14,360 Which isn't upon me. 3689 03:42:14,420 --> 03:42:15,780 But it sneaks up on you. 3690 03:42:15,860 --> 03:42:16,420 And that's the thing. 3691 03:42:16,500 --> 03:42:17,880 That's what you need to be aware of. 3692 03:42:19,040 --> 03:42:19,660 So, uh. 3693 03:42:19,780 --> 03:42:20,880 Not really too. 3694 03:42:22,780 --> 03:42:24,000 Much in the mood for it. 3695 03:42:24,080 --> 03:42:25,620 But it's a pasta shaped. 3696 03:42:27,040 --> 03:42:27,480 Accusation. 3697 03:42:27,700 --> 03:42:28,780 Of food. 3698 03:42:29,000 --> 03:42:30,360 Which needs to be leveled. 3699 03:42:30,580 --> 03:42:31,640 Towards my gullet. 3700 03:42:32,040 --> 03:42:34,140 And I hope you don't mind if I just take a moment. 3701 03:42:34,140 --> 03:42:36,540 To really force this into the. 3702 03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:38,760 The blunderbuss. 3703 03:42:39,700 --> 03:42:41,160 I'd like to go over to Tom. 3704 03:42:41,220 --> 03:42:41,740 But we just. 3705 03:42:41,920 --> 03:42:43,320 We've lost connection at the moment. 3706 03:42:49,860 --> 03:42:50,660 I'm afraid. 3707 03:42:56,540 --> 03:42:57,300 Lovely stuff. 3708 03:42:57,300 --> 03:42:57,340 Lovely stuff. 3709 03:43:10,220 --> 03:43:11,300 Can you miss the bus? 3710 03:43:11,860 --> 03:43:13,440 And stick on the docks all night? 3711 03:43:13,620 --> 03:43:14,360 I've tried it. 3712 03:43:14,420 --> 03:43:14,720 It just. 3713 03:43:14,880 --> 03:43:15,580 It doesn't let you. 3714 03:43:20,620 --> 03:43:21,020 Hmm. 3715 03:43:21,960 --> 03:43:24,320 What does Tom have in this race for the ACCA? 3716 03:43:24,460 --> 03:43:25,160 Let me have a look. 3717 03:43:27,400 --> 03:43:27,660 Uh. 3718 03:43:27,740 --> 03:43:28,580 Stay away. 3719 03:43:29,360 --> 03:43:29,740 No. 3720 03:43:32,860 --> 03:43:33,620 Beg your pardon. 3721 03:43:33,760 --> 03:43:34,660 It's not that he has. 3722 03:43:34,860 --> 03:43:35,220 Fact. 3723 03:43:35,800 --> 03:43:36,340 To file. 3724 03:43:36,980 --> 03:43:37,300 Fact. 3725 03:43:37,480 --> 03:43:37,920 To file. 3726 03:43:39,300 --> 03:43:41,480 And he also threw 25 cents. 3727 03:43:41,600 --> 03:43:43,800 We'll hear from the man himself when we can. 3728 03:43:43,960 --> 03:43:44,220 When we. 3729 03:43:44,280 --> 03:43:45,280 When we get over to him. 3730 03:43:47,540 --> 03:43:49,600 And thank you very much for the tip there. 3731 03:43:49,680 --> 03:43:50,860 Very very kind of you there. 3732 03:43:51,620 --> 03:43:52,020 Asda. 3733 03:43:52,180 --> 03:43:52,680 For the tip. 3734 03:43:56,680 --> 03:44:05,200 Yeah. 3735 03:44:05,260 --> 03:44:08,940 I wouldn't really be too keen on finding out what happens down the docks on the night anyway. 3736 03:44:18,480 --> 03:44:19,440 If the daytime. 3737 03:44:19,540 --> 03:44:21,060 If the daytime is anything to go by. 3738 03:44:21,880 --> 03:44:23,160 I don't want to be here. 3739 03:44:23,160 --> 03:44:23,620 And look. 3740 03:44:23,700 --> 03:44:25,040 There's Goro with an umbrella. 3741 03:44:26,460 --> 03:44:27,080 Insanity. 3742 03:44:27,200 --> 03:44:28,560 He doesn't want to get that baronet. 3743 03:44:30,920 --> 03:44:31,620 Wet at all. 3744 03:44:31,720 --> 03:44:34,060 Let's say it's been laden down with lacquer. 3745 03:44:52,860 --> 03:44:53,880 I need to be going. 3746 03:44:54,040 --> 03:44:55,260 They're going to get underway. 3747 03:44:56,240 --> 03:44:56,860 Soon enough. 3748 03:44:56,940 --> 03:44:58,300 So I need to be fast here. 3749 03:44:58,300 --> 03:44:58,340 I need to be fast here. 3750 03:44:58,340 --> 03:45:28,320 Thank you. 3751 03:45:28,320 --> 03:45:41,560 That's great pasta. 3752 03:45:41,560 --> 03:45:50,960 We have to go. We have to get over to the top. We gotta go. 3753 03:45:50,960 --> 03:45:58,280 We gotta go. We gotta go. Okay. What? Okay. Thanks very much. Uh, Tom. Are you there, Tom? 3754 03:45:58,280 --> 03:46:07,180 Are you ready to deliver the, uh, the, call the shots at the races at Cheltum? Tom. Tom. Tom. 3755 03:46:16,280 --> 03:46:19,940 Tic-tac. Top of the head, nine to four. 3756 03:46:20,980 --> 03:46:24,120 Nine to four. Empty bowl of rice, half the price. 3757 03:46:24,980 --> 03:46:26,000 I'm feeling nice. 3758 03:46:26,000 --> 03:46:30,000 Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. 3759 03:46:30,580 --> 03:46:33,880 How are you getting on? We're back here again. 3760 03:46:34,000 --> 03:46:35,920 Thanks very much for joining us, Francis. 3761 03:46:36,220 --> 03:46:38,160 Thanks very much for sending it over to us. 3762 03:46:39,020 --> 03:46:40,680 Race is about to get underway. 3763 03:46:41,460 --> 03:46:47,380 I have a few pound, I have a pound on fact to file a part of my accumulator. 3764 03:46:47,560 --> 03:46:49,960 Sorry, fucking spice. 3765 03:46:50,680 --> 03:46:55,020 I've actually just been eating some spicy stuff there myself. 3766 03:46:56,100 --> 03:46:58,720 And they're underway. 3767 03:47:00,300 --> 03:47:04,820 And stay away fee, who's part of, oh, I put 25 cent on. 3768 03:47:05,320 --> 03:47:09,360 I could be looking at a cool 150 return if it comes in. 3769 03:47:10,100 --> 03:47:12,060 Stay away fee, out in front. 3770 03:47:13,080 --> 03:47:16,420 Followed behind by Red Cap, Monty Starr. 3771 03:47:17,920 --> 03:47:19,320 And Sandor Clegan. 3772 03:47:22,480 --> 03:47:25,020 And fourth place there for American Mike. 3773 03:47:25,840 --> 03:47:27,760 And followed then by Fact to File. 3774 03:47:28,340 --> 03:47:31,440 And right at the back there is Jovinko. 3775 03:47:32,000 --> 03:47:34,980 And we're looking at 17 fences to go. 3776 03:47:36,340 --> 03:47:39,040 And it's, you know, it's a prestige race. 3777 03:47:39,160 --> 03:47:39,720 It's Cheltenham. 3778 03:47:39,860 --> 03:47:41,660 It's part of the jump season. 3779 03:47:42,380 --> 03:47:46,980 Do you know, it's the crowning, it's the crowning race festival of the jump season. 3780 03:47:48,720 --> 03:47:51,780 We've got a lovely situation up the front with Monty Starr. 3781 03:47:51,880 --> 03:47:52,680 He's looking nice. 3782 03:47:52,780 --> 03:47:57,800 Looking to earn a bit of, stake a bit of claim on his reputation in the horse world. 3783 03:47:58,300 --> 03:47:59,560 With 16 fences to go. 3784 03:47:59,640 --> 03:48:01,520 They all take the first jump very nicely. 3785 03:48:01,980 --> 03:48:02,940 It's looking okay. 3786 03:48:04,580 --> 03:48:06,480 For the front three. 3787 03:48:06,480 --> 03:48:09,080 Who's still led by Stay Away Fee. 3788 03:48:09,640 --> 03:48:11,660 But also Monty Starr. 3789 03:48:12,040 --> 03:48:14,660 Making a little bit of traction on the outside. 3790 03:48:15,360 --> 03:48:18,440 Followed there by Sandor Clegan. 3791 03:48:19,100 --> 03:48:23,580 And who is this now in the green and white silk and the pink cap. 3792 03:48:23,960 --> 03:48:24,800 American Mike. 3793 03:48:25,220 --> 03:48:26,660 Trying to make, in fourth place. 3794 03:48:26,740 --> 03:48:31,140 Trying to make a little bit of, a bit of ground on the boys. 3795 03:48:31,660 --> 03:48:33,820 And as they jump another fence. 3796 03:48:33,920 --> 03:48:35,440 They're all jumping quite well. 3797 03:48:36,100 --> 03:48:37,060 It's your man at the back. 3798 03:48:37,140 --> 03:48:37,720 Jovinko. 3799 03:48:37,880 --> 03:48:40,120 Still jumping well and keeping up with the pace. 3800 03:48:40,280 --> 03:48:42,480 But at the back, as I said. 3801 03:48:43,220 --> 03:48:45,700 There's still no change to the front three. 3802 03:48:46,260 --> 03:48:47,900 Led by Stay Away Fee. 3803 03:48:50,760 --> 03:48:51,680 Monty Starr. 3804 03:48:51,820 --> 03:48:52,540 Just behind. 3805 03:48:53,020 --> 03:48:54,300 The form is good today. 3806 03:48:55,520 --> 03:48:57,320 And they're stretched at the moment. 3807 03:48:57,500 --> 03:48:58,820 Three boys out in front. 3808 03:48:59,720 --> 03:49:02,400 Followed two lengths behind them then by American Mike. 3809 03:49:03,280 --> 03:49:04,040 Fact to file. 3810 03:49:04,180 --> 03:49:04,960 Second to lashed. 3811 03:49:05,100 --> 03:49:06,460 With Giovanco at the back. 3812 03:49:06,540 --> 03:49:08,060 Still not making much ground. 3813 03:49:08,540 --> 03:49:10,260 As they come round the bend now. 3814 03:49:10,380 --> 03:49:11,180 They're looking to go. 3815 03:49:11,300 --> 03:49:12,820 With 12 fences to go. 3816 03:49:12,920 --> 03:49:14,180 They're looking mighty nice. 3817 03:49:14,820 --> 03:49:16,760 And in great shape for the race. 3818 03:49:19,400 --> 03:49:22,560 The gap has just been bridged by the front three trio. 3819 03:49:22,680 --> 03:49:23,700 By American Mike. 3820 03:49:23,740 --> 03:49:26,720 Who's beginning to put a little bit of gas into the accelerator. 3821 03:49:27,920 --> 03:49:30,660 And a couple of other lads have jumped out as well. 3822 03:49:30,660 --> 03:49:32,200 No Kyle Stile tonight. 3823 03:49:32,600 --> 03:49:33,360 As they jump. 3824 03:49:34,140 --> 03:49:34,620 Again. 3825 03:49:34,780 --> 03:49:35,820 Very cleanly. 3826 03:49:35,940 --> 03:49:38,520 It's looking like a great jump situation. 3827 03:49:38,520 --> 03:49:39,620 For all these lads. 3828 03:49:40,080 --> 03:49:40,880 They're doing well. 3829 03:49:41,180 --> 03:49:44,300 And thankfully there's been no injuries. 3830 03:49:44,800 --> 03:49:46,880 Or broken legs or necks. 3831 03:49:46,960 --> 03:49:48,280 Because you know what that means. 3832 03:49:48,440 --> 03:49:49,280 And it's not good. 3833 03:49:49,580 --> 03:49:53,240 It's Johnny go get the shotgun in the tent scenario. 3834 03:49:53,380 --> 03:49:54,300 We don't want to see that. 3835 03:49:54,360 --> 03:49:55,000 It's not nice. 3836 03:49:55,080 --> 03:49:55,600 And we've seen it. 3837 03:49:56,280 --> 03:49:58,740 You see it quite a few times during the jump season. 3838 03:50:00,200 --> 03:50:01,460 But you know. 3839 03:50:01,520 --> 03:50:02,540 Brush it under the carpet. 3840 03:50:02,740 --> 03:50:04,900 And don't spend too long worrying about it. 3841 03:50:04,980 --> 03:50:05,220 That's. 3842 03:50:05,580 --> 03:50:06,380 That's what I. 3843 03:50:06,700 --> 03:50:07,480 That's what I. 3844 03:50:07,660 --> 03:50:10,260 That's how I manage to square that circle with myself. 3845 03:50:10,620 --> 03:50:12,080 When I'm trying to sleep at night. 3846 03:50:12,440 --> 03:50:13,560 Worrying about the. 3847 03:50:14,860 --> 03:50:16,300 The death of the horses. 3848 03:50:16,420 --> 03:50:17,660 As they reach another fence. 3849 03:50:17,700 --> 03:50:19,060 Of nine fences to go. 3850 03:50:19,160 --> 03:50:20,060 As they jump over. 3851 03:50:20,700 --> 03:50:21,820 A beautiful fence. 3852 03:50:22,680 --> 03:50:23,520 It's a front free. 3853 03:50:23,640 --> 03:50:24,740 You're making great ground. 3854 03:50:24,860 --> 03:50:25,560 There are two lengths. 3855 03:50:26,000 --> 03:50:27,480 In front of the back three. 3856 03:50:28,000 --> 03:50:28,480 And it's. 3857 03:50:29,200 --> 03:50:29,880 Stay away. 3858 03:50:29,960 --> 03:50:30,180 Fae. 3859 03:50:30,280 --> 03:50:31,180 Still in the lead. 3860 03:50:31,820 --> 03:50:32,600 Followed by. 3861 03:50:32,800 --> 03:50:33,940 Sandor Shigan. 3862 03:50:34,060 --> 03:50:34,600 Or Clegan. 3863 03:50:35,060 --> 03:50:35,780 And another. 3864 03:50:35,980 --> 03:50:36,740 Monty Stair. 3865 03:50:36,860 --> 03:50:37,720 Just behind them. 3866 03:50:38,020 --> 03:50:39,020 If you're asking me. 3867 03:50:39,160 --> 03:50:39,240 It's. 3868 03:50:39,320 --> 03:50:40,000 It's stay away. 3869 03:50:40,060 --> 03:50:40,220 Fae. 3870 03:50:40,280 --> 03:50:40,720 All the way. 3871 03:50:40,760 --> 03:50:41,700 Is what I want here. 3872 03:50:42,120 --> 03:50:43,000 But I believe it's. 3873 03:50:43,100 --> 03:50:43,840 Fact to file. 3874 03:50:44,380 --> 03:50:45,100 That I have. 3875 03:50:45,280 --> 03:50:45,700 In the. 3876 03:50:45,760 --> 03:50:46,860 The big accumulator. 3877 03:50:47,000 --> 03:50:47,720 So I would prefer. 3878 03:50:47,840 --> 03:50:48,360 Fact to file. 3879 03:50:48,460 --> 03:50:48,780 To win. 3880 03:50:49,160 --> 03:50:49,780 But he's coming. 3881 03:50:50,140 --> 03:50:51,420 He's still in the back three. 3882 03:50:52,240 --> 03:50:52,660 Um. 3883 03:50:53,600 --> 03:50:53,800 And. 3884 03:50:53,980 --> 03:50:55,320 But they're beginning to bunch up. 3885 03:50:55,400 --> 03:50:56,040 A little bit more. 3886 03:50:56,120 --> 03:50:56,300 Now. 3887 03:50:56,420 --> 03:50:57,620 That gap has been reduced. 3888 03:50:57,740 --> 03:50:58,340 Between the. 3889 03:50:58,380 --> 03:50:58,880 The back three. 3890 03:50:58,960 --> 03:50:59,540 The front three. 3891 03:51:00,140 --> 03:51:01,340 And American Mike. 3892 03:51:01,840 --> 03:51:03,500 Seeming to make another bit of ground. 3893 03:51:03,500 --> 03:51:03,960 As well. 3894 03:51:04,040 --> 03:51:04,980 As they take their jumps. 3895 03:51:05,100 --> 03:51:05,880 Mightily steadily. 3896 03:51:06,080 --> 03:51:07,360 It's beautiful stuff to see. 3897 03:51:08,400 --> 03:51:08,760 Uh. 3898 03:51:08,860 --> 03:51:09,340 Absolutely. 3899 03:51:09,980 --> 03:51:10,460 Elegant. 3900 03:51:10,740 --> 03:51:10,980 Uh. 3901 03:51:11,900 --> 03:51:12,500 Abounds. 3902 03:51:12,840 --> 03:51:13,640 With these fellas. 3903 03:51:13,800 --> 03:51:13,980 You know. 3904 03:51:14,060 --> 03:51:14,300 They're. 3905 03:51:15,240 --> 03:51:15,720 Beautiful. 3906 03:51:15,880 --> 03:51:16,780 Beautiful beasts. 3907 03:51:17,040 --> 03:51:17,280 Being. 3908 03:51:18,200 --> 03:51:19,720 Ridden into no man's land. 3909 03:51:19,920 --> 03:51:20,520 As it were. 3910 03:51:20,840 --> 03:51:21,900 Six fences to go. 3911 03:51:21,980 --> 03:51:22,620 Not long left. 3912 03:51:22,680 --> 03:51:23,380 In this race. 3913 03:51:25,640 --> 03:51:26,720 Still five lengths. 3914 03:51:27,040 --> 03:51:28,360 Separating the entire pack. 3915 03:51:28,720 --> 03:51:29,000 They're like. 3916 03:51:29,060 --> 03:51:29,240 You know. 3917 03:51:29,300 --> 03:51:29,960 They're bunched up. 3918 03:51:30,040 --> 03:51:30,480 They're looking. 3919 03:51:30,720 --> 03:51:31,420 They're looking mighty. 3920 03:51:31,560 --> 03:51:33,300 But it's a bad jump for American Mike. 3921 03:51:33,380 --> 03:51:34,300 He's still on his feet. 3922 03:51:34,400 --> 03:51:35,700 But it's taking him back to the. 3923 03:51:36,040 --> 03:51:36,820 The last two. 3924 03:51:37,440 --> 03:51:38,180 And it's a. 3925 03:51:38,240 --> 03:51:39,820 It's an out and out battle out the front. 3926 03:51:39,940 --> 03:51:40,340 Between. 3927 03:51:40,740 --> 03:51:41,320 Stay away. 3928 03:51:41,400 --> 03:51:42,660 Fae. 3929 03:51:42,660 --> 03:51:43,720 And Sandor Clegan. 3930 03:51:43,720 --> 03:51:46,320 They're all taking the jumps nicely now. 3931 03:51:46,420 --> 03:51:47,420 Four fences to go. 3932 03:51:48,180 --> 03:51:48,600 Come on. 3933 03:51:48,720 --> 03:51:49,940 Fuck there. 3934 03:51:50,580 --> 03:51:51,180 Fact to file. 3935 03:51:51,320 --> 03:51:52,380 Where are you? 3936 03:51:52,440 --> 03:51:53,780 We want you to make an appearance. 3937 03:51:54,320 --> 03:51:56,000 We want you to make your presence felt. 3938 03:51:56,080 --> 03:51:57,300 But he's waiting in the rafters. 3939 03:51:57,300 --> 03:51:58,240 Waiting down the back. 3940 03:51:58,600 --> 03:51:59,720 With a bit of malice. 3941 03:52:00,200 --> 03:52:01,080 A bit of menace. 3942 03:52:01,620 --> 03:52:03,900 And he's looking to put a bit of salt on that sausage. 3943 03:52:04,240 --> 03:52:04,760 Right now. 3944 03:52:04,840 --> 03:52:06,100 As he takes the jump mightily. 3945 03:52:06,480 --> 03:52:09,000 And he's trying to close the gap between the front three. 3946 03:52:09,320 --> 03:52:12,260 Which has remained unchanged since the beginning of the race. 3947 03:52:12,600 --> 03:52:13,820 Three fences to go now. 3948 03:52:13,880 --> 03:52:15,080 As they come round to the lash. 3949 03:52:15,180 --> 03:52:15,940 Big bender. 3950 03:52:16,520 --> 03:52:18,100 And it's a big big spender. 3951 03:52:18,540 --> 03:52:19,380 Number five. 3952 03:52:19,880 --> 03:52:20,800 Sandor Clegan. 3953 03:52:21,160 --> 03:52:23,420 Is looking to really put the cat amongst the pigeons. 3954 03:52:23,740 --> 03:52:25,100 And make great ground. 3955 03:52:25,520 --> 03:52:25,960 On his. 3956 03:52:26,600 --> 03:52:27,820 His chaser. 3957 03:52:28,680 --> 03:52:30,280 The three fences to go here. 3958 03:52:30,420 --> 03:52:31,820 32 miles per hour. 3959 03:52:31,960 --> 03:52:32,960 It's looking nasty. 3960 03:52:34,020 --> 03:52:35,920 The lads are all beginning to bunch up. 3961 03:52:36,060 --> 03:52:37,760 They've done well to stay the pace. 3962 03:52:37,760 --> 03:52:40,080 Each horse has travelled very very well here. 3963 03:52:41,480 --> 03:52:43,080 Third to last fence. 3964 03:52:44,040 --> 03:52:45,080 Jeez they're all packed up. 3965 03:52:45,140 --> 03:52:46,440 It's anyone's business right now. 3966 03:52:46,500 --> 03:52:47,220 Is this the moment. 3967 03:52:47,600 --> 03:52:50,320 Where my accumulator comes in nice and strongly again. 3968 03:52:50,440 --> 03:52:51,020 Fact of file. 3969 03:52:51,860 --> 03:52:53,220 Two fences left here. 3970 03:52:53,320 --> 03:52:54,280 Come on fact of file. 3971 03:52:55,700 --> 03:52:56,820 Stay away phase. 3972 03:52:56,920 --> 03:52:58,300 Still looking nice for that. 3973 03:52:59,020 --> 03:53:01,120 I'm looking at a possible 1.50 euro. 3974 03:53:01,620 --> 03:53:03,420 But it would take the shine off the sausage. 3975 03:53:03,580 --> 03:53:04,580 If he was to come in. 3976 03:53:05,040 --> 03:53:06,160 And it's American Mike. 3977 03:53:06,160 --> 03:53:06,980 He's coming in now. 3978 03:53:07,060 --> 03:53:07,520 Come on. 3979 03:53:07,900 --> 03:53:09,140 Come on American Mike. 3980 03:53:09,560 --> 03:53:11,500 He's making his presence felt. 3981 03:53:11,580 --> 03:53:12,760 He's coming in from the back three. 3982 03:53:12,920 --> 03:53:13,980 And he's looking very strong. 3983 03:53:14,060 --> 03:53:15,440 He takes the last fence. 3984 03:53:15,780 --> 03:53:16,520 Very well. 3985 03:53:16,520 --> 03:53:16,540 Very well. 3986 03:53:16,840 --> 03:53:18,540 It's so sensually done. 3987 03:53:19,160 --> 03:53:20,080 The second to last fence. 3988 03:53:20,140 --> 03:53:20,700 I beg your pardon. 3989 03:53:20,800 --> 03:53:22,020 The last fence is being taken now. 3990 03:53:22,060 --> 03:53:23,820 And American Mike is making that ground. 3991 03:53:23,940 --> 03:53:25,000 He's making his presence felt. 3992 03:53:25,320 --> 03:53:26,020 It's coming in. 3993 03:53:26,240 --> 03:53:27,400 Come on American Mike. 3994 03:53:27,640 --> 03:53:28,160 Come on. 3995 03:53:28,380 --> 03:53:29,440 That's the accumulator. 3996 03:53:29,780 --> 03:53:30,760 It's coming in strong. 3997 03:53:31,280 --> 03:53:33,440 Only one quarter furlong left to go. 3998 03:53:33,600 --> 03:53:34,840 And it's American Mike. 3999 03:53:34,840 --> 03:53:36,800 By two or three lengths. 4000 03:53:36,800 --> 03:53:38,140 It's American Mike. 4001 03:53:38,340 --> 03:53:39,780 That's my accumulator. 4002 03:53:39,980 --> 03:53:43,620 We're still on board for the 110 euro. 4003 03:53:43,880 --> 03:53:44,540 Should I say. 4004 03:53:44,820 --> 03:53:45,380 Accumulator. 4005 03:53:45,600 --> 03:53:46,380 And remember. 4006 03:53:46,620 --> 03:53:47,860 Gambling is very bad. 4007 03:53:48,020 --> 03:53:49,960 And it can lead you into a very. 4008 03:53:50,200 --> 03:53:51,700 Very dark corner. 4009 03:53:52,060 --> 03:53:53,260 But I tell you something. 4010 03:53:55,760 --> 03:53:57,640 It's not a dark corner tonight yet. 4011 03:53:57,720 --> 03:53:58,580 Today at the moment. 4012 03:54:00,920 --> 03:54:02,340 I'm going to head next door. 4013 03:54:03,140 --> 03:54:04,560 And have a scoop. 4014 03:54:04,700 --> 03:54:05,300 And I'll be back. 4015 03:54:05,360 --> 03:54:06,640 I'll be back into the bookies. 4016 03:54:06,700 --> 03:54:07,580 For the next race. 4017 03:54:07,700 --> 03:54:08,480 Let Francis know. 4018 03:54:08,580 --> 03:54:09,800 And he can come back over tonight. 4019 03:54:10,400 --> 03:54:11,260 We'll talk to you later. 4020 03:54:11,400 --> 03:54:12,120 Fact to file. 4021 03:54:12,440 --> 03:54:13,260 Let me just double check. 4022 03:54:13,340 --> 03:54:14,600 And make sure that was the lad I had. 4023 03:54:14,660 --> 03:54:15,340 In the accumulator. 4024 03:54:15,340 --> 03:54:36,920 Don't tell me. 4025 03:54:42,920 --> 03:54:43,680 Don't tell me. 4026 03:54:43,680 --> 03:54:45,440 I didn't have that horse in the thing though. 4027 03:54:49,860 --> 03:54:51,140 Oh it's suspended. 4028 03:54:51,300 --> 03:54:51,880 Yeah it's suspended. 4029 03:54:55,340 --> 03:54:56,880 Yeah I had barely born. 4030 03:54:57,240 --> 03:54:57,880 Fact to file. 4031 03:54:58,520 --> 03:54:58,980 It's on. 4032 03:54:59,820 --> 03:55:00,340 It's on. 4033 03:55:01,060 --> 03:55:01,980 Remember gambling. 4034 03:55:02,420 --> 03:55:02,580 It's. 4035 03:55:03,660 --> 03:55:04,320 It can fuck you. 4036 03:55:04,900 --> 03:55:05,320 It can. 4037 03:55:05,400 --> 03:55:06,860 It can absolutely ruin. 4038 03:55:06,940 --> 03:55:08,460 I've seen many men ruin by it. 4039 03:55:09,280 --> 03:55:10,020 See many men. 4040 03:55:11,020 --> 03:55:12,420 We're still in a two in a journey. 4041 03:55:12,420 --> 03:55:13,380 Get the pints going. 4042 03:55:13,380 --> 03:55:14,820 Everything else. 4043 03:55:14,920 --> 03:55:16,780 Literally just came over the line and stopped. 4044 03:55:17,160 --> 03:55:18,320 You were trying to put him up. 4045 03:55:18,560 --> 03:55:19,480 Up at the top of the air. 4046 03:55:19,860 --> 03:55:20,220 Yes. 4047 03:55:20,420 --> 03:55:21,340 It's like the class after. 4048 03:55:22,080 --> 03:55:22,700 It's like the class. 4049 03:55:22,840 --> 03:55:23,340 My decision. 4050 03:55:23,500 --> 03:55:24,880 We're going to go chasing. 4051 03:55:26,040 --> 03:55:27,440 What do we do with all that hands? 4052 03:55:28,240 --> 03:55:29,240 Looks like you're out of the way. 4053 03:55:29,500 --> 03:55:29,900 Thank you. 4054 03:55:33,000 --> 03:55:33,540 Well. 4055 03:55:33,540 --> 03:55:49,480 Well well well. 4056 03:55:49,960 --> 03:55:50,640 How are things? 4057 03:55:50,720 --> 03:55:53,440 That's a very coincidental situation. 4058 03:55:53,660 --> 03:55:54,660 The way Tom. 4059 03:55:54,820 --> 03:55:55,760 They allowed Tom. 4060 03:55:55,760 --> 03:55:58,440 To bring a fucking chair on wheels. 4061 03:55:58,840 --> 03:56:00,160 Into the bookies. 4062 03:56:01,380 --> 03:56:04,080 And that's brilliant news for the uncle as well. 4063 03:56:04,160 --> 03:56:09,740 Because he's only three wins away from an absolutely fantastic accumulation. 4064 03:56:10,200 --> 03:56:11,880 I mean it really would be a turn of the books. 4065 03:56:12,000 --> 03:56:15,480 An unbelievable tip has just come through to the mainframe. 4066 03:56:15,740 --> 03:56:18,140 I just want to say thank you very much. 4067 03:56:18,700 --> 03:56:20,720 And our big big round of applause there. 4068 03:56:20,860 --> 03:56:22,100 To you from me. 4069 03:56:22,440 --> 03:56:25,060 For that beautiful tip ripper runes. 4070 03:56:25,160 --> 03:56:26,800 From Pork Lift. 4071 03:56:27,400 --> 03:56:27,960 Smork Lift. 4072 03:56:28,940 --> 03:56:30,420 Very very kind ESA. 4073 03:56:30,660 --> 03:56:31,480 Francis and Tom. 4074 03:56:31,620 --> 03:56:33,440 Anything good planned for Paddy's day? 4075 03:56:33,800 --> 03:56:34,080 Look. 4076 03:56:34,280 --> 03:56:34,720 We don't. 4077 03:56:35,400 --> 03:56:37,360 Let's just get through this at the moment. 4078 03:56:37,540 --> 03:56:39,060 We have a lot on our plate. 4079 03:56:39,180 --> 03:56:40,700 With trying to get this. 4080 03:56:42,060 --> 03:56:44,420 Man who killed my father dealt with. 4081 03:56:45,420 --> 03:56:47,200 As well as getting through. 4082 03:56:47,360 --> 03:56:50,640 A very exciting and tumultuous day at the races. 4083 03:56:51,200 --> 03:56:51,900 For the uncle. 4084 03:56:53,660 --> 03:56:57,200 The next race is up at I think. 4085 03:56:59,040 --> 03:57:01,080 315 or 310. 4086 03:57:01,660 --> 03:57:03,280 I could be wrong. 4087 03:57:04,000 --> 03:57:05,720 But yeah. 4088 03:57:05,840 --> 03:57:06,860 As for Paddy's day. 4089 03:57:07,680 --> 03:57:08,760 Look I mean it's. 4090 03:57:09,540 --> 03:57:11,200 You know what's going to happen there. 4091 03:57:11,300 --> 03:57:12,020 There's no plan. 4092 03:57:12,120 --> 03:57:13,580 But you just know what's going to happen. 4093 03:57:13,720 --> 03:57:14,200 It's just. 4094 03:57:15,080 --> 03:57:15,940 One of those. 4095 03:57:16,100 --> 03:57:16,360 I mean. 4096 03:57:16,360 --> 03:57:18,840 It's the same every year really. 4097 03:57:18,960 --> 03:57:19,300 Isn't it? 4098 03:57:20,320 --> 03:57:20,640 Um. 4099 03:57:21,620 --> 03:57:22,960 I don't want to be promoting. 4100 03:57:23,460 --> 03:57:24,120 Exactly what. 4101 03:57:24,300 --> 03:57:25,040 I'm going to be doing. 4102 03:57:25,100 --> 03:57:25,420 But I mean. 4103 03:57:25,560 --> 03:57:26,420 It's just that. 4104 03:57:26,720 --> 03:57:27,080 It's. 4105 03:57:27,320 --> 03:57:28,200 It's going to be a. 4106 03:57:28,240 --> 03:57:29,020 A lockout. 4107 03:57:31,200 --> 03:57:32,380 It's going to be a lock in. 4108 03:57:32,520 --> 03:57:33,180 A lockout. 4109 03:57:33,280 --> 03:57:33,920 A lock in. 4110 03:57:35,280 --> 03:57:36,400 And many locks. 4111 03:57:36,400 --> 03:57:37,340 And many locks are going to get locked. 4112 03:57:37,340 --> 03:57:42,580 But I'm thinking of going easy on it actually. 4113 03:57:43,320 --> 03:57:44,860 It's what I say every year. 4114 03:57:45,500 --> 03:57:45,960 And then. 4115 03:57:46,240 --> 03:57:49,040 It turns out to be an absolute nightmare scenario. 4116 03:57:49,200 --> 03:57:49,780 The next day. 4117 03:57:50,340 --> 03:57:51,040 Head spinning. 4118 03:57:51,160 --> 03:57:52,160 But it's usually pissed. 4119 03:57:52,540 --> 03:57:54,320 Too pissed to really get. 4120 03:57:54,320 --> 03:57:55,380 You never know when to give up. 4121 03:57:55,480 --> 03:57:55,780 Do you. 4122 03:57:56,220 --> 03:57:56,580 Paralytic. 4123 03:57:56,720 --> 03:57:57,260 Do you know what I mean. 4124 03:57:57,540 --> 03:57:58,740 You're too pissed early. 4125 03:57:58,860 --> 03:58:00,640 It's one of those days where it doesn't feel right. 4126 03:58:01,100 --> 03:58:02,960 I never feel right being that pissed. 4127 03:58:03,200 --> 03:58:04,200 At that time of day. 4128 03:58:05,200 --> 03:58:05,600 And. 4129 03:58:05,600 --> 03:58:07,800 But it has to be done. 4130 03:58:07,900 --> 03:58:08,160 Doesn't it. 4131 03:58:08,160 --> 03:58:09,580 It's all part of the charm. 4132 03:58:10,140 --> 03:58:10,920 And the. 4133 03:58:10,920 --> 03:58:12,200 The festivities. 4134 03:58:12,460 --> 03:58:13,380 I don't need your help. 4135 03:58:15,180 --> 03:58:15,480 Hey. 4136 03:58:15,960 --> 03:58:16,860 Fine by me. 4137 03:58:17,260 --> 03:58:19,200 But it's wise to accept the goodwill of others. 4138 03:58:21,080 --> 03:58:21,560 So. 4139 03:58:21,940 --> 03:58:22,620 What will it be. 4140 03:58:23,220 --> 03:58:24,340 You are mine or not. 4141 03:58:26,500 --> 03:58:27,460 And thank you. 4142 03:58:27,660 --> 03:58:27,980 Very. 4143 03:58:28,180 --> 03:58:28,720 Very much. 4144 03:58:28,720 --> 03:58:29,940 For the tip there. 4145 03:58:30,100 --> 03:58:30,540 Asda. 4146 03:58:30,720 --> 03:58:31,420 And to. 4147 03:58:31,580 --> 03:58:32,000 Porkliff. 4148 03:58:32,140 --> 03:58:32,540 Smorkliff. 4149 03:58:32,620 --> 03:58:35,000 We're going to accept this lad's offer of a fight move. 4150 03:58:35,000 --> 03:58:35,440 Techniques. 4151 03:58:35,440 --> 03:58:36,360 So you're going to teach me. 4152 03:58:36,800 --> 03:58:37,620 Dial teaching. 4153 03:58:38,300 --> 03:58:38,540 Less. 4154 03:58:38,540 --> 03:58:39,600 You could be more appreciative. 4155 03:58:42,420 --> 03:58:42,860 First. 4156 03:58:43,060 --> 03:58:43,900 I'll show you the form. 4157 03:58:44,060 --> 03:58:44,440 I'd say. 4158 03:58:44,440 --> 03:58:47,080 It has to be a bank holiday Monday on there. 4159 03:58:47,240 --> 03:58:48,400 Because I don't think. 4160 03:58:48,640 --> 03:58:49,280 I don't think. 4161 03:58:49,440 --> 03:58:52,160 The country allows Paddy's Day to occur on Sunday. 4162 03:58:52,160 --> 03:58:52,600 Without. 4163 03:58:53,060 --> 03:58:54,420 Monday being a bank holiday. 4164 03:58:54,920 --> 03:58:55,520 Now you try it. 4165 03:58:55,520 --> 03:58:56,520 Have I got that right. 4166 03:58:56,580 --> 03:58:57,580 Or have I got that wrong. 4167 03:59:03,120 --> 03:59:04,580 What am I meant to be doing here. 4168 03:59:04,580 --> 03:59:05,560 I don't know what. 4169 03:59:06,240 --> 03:59:07,960 Move I meant to be performing. 4170 03:59:08,300 --> 03:59:08,700 Samantha. 4171 03:59:09,400 --> 03:59:09,900 Hey guy. 4172 03:59:10,180 --> 03:59:11,440 How are you. 4173 03:59:11,580 --> 03:59:12,940 Thank you very much for the tip there. 4174 03:59:13,700 --> 03:59:14,360 Hope you're right. 4175 03:59:14,840 --> 03:59:14,980 Yeah. 4176 03:59:15,040 --> 03:59:15,800 It has to be. 4177 03:59:16,000 --> 03:59:16,640 By law. 4178 03:59:17,040 --> 03:59:18,340 It's written in the constitution. 4179 03:59:19,020 --> 03:59:20,480 That it has to be a bank holiday. 4180 03:59:20,740 --> 03:59:22,100 For safety purposes. 4181 03:59:23,020 --> 03:59:24,520 That it has to be a bank holiday. 4182 03:59:27,980 --> 03:59:28,260 Just. 4183 03:59:28,600 --> 03:59:28,760 First. 4184 03:59:28,840 --> 03:59:29,620 Move back. 4185 03:59:30,020 --> 03:59:30,280 Okay. 4186 03:59:30,720 --> 03:59:31,600 I'm moving back. 4187 03:59:31,780 --> 03:59:32,180 Then what? 4188 03:59:34,640 --> 03:59:35,960 You're forgetting to kick. 4189 03:59:36,260 --> 03:59:36,480 Okay. 4190 03:59:37,680 --> 03:59:38,320 That's a bunch. 4191 03:59:42,740 --> 03:59:43,880 Kicks a tad late. 4192 03:59:45,560 --> 03:59:46,060 That's it. 4193 03:59:50,060 --> 03:59:55,600 Will you be supporting the bank holiday in the upcoming Paddy's Day referendum minister. 4194 03:59:55,600 --> 03:59:57,040 I was expected the first time. 4195 03:59:57,280 --> 04:00:01,400 It's going to be a brand new special edition referendum on Paddy's Day. 4196 04:00:01,560 --> 04:00:02,880 It hasn't been announced yet. 4197 04:00:03,460 --> 04:00:05,040 But mark my words. 4198 04:00:05,460 --> 04:00:06,480 I'm calling it now. 4199 04:00:07,040 --> 04:00:08,260 The moment you drop back. 4200 04:00:08,760 --> 04:00:10,080 You invite your enemy in. 4201 04:00:10,940 --> 04:00:12,180 And that's when you counter attack. 4202 04:00:12,380 --> 04:00:13,940 Comedy fart sound there. 4203 04:00:13,940 --> 04:00:14,520 That's right. 4204 04:00:14,540 --> 04:00:15,580 As your man lifted his leg. 4205 04:00:15,580 --> 04:00:16,240 I'll illustrate it thoroughly. 4206 04:00:16,420 --> 04:00:17,400 I am an adult. 4207 04:00:17,900 --> 04:00:19,380 And I do find that funny. 4208 04:00:19,380 --> 04:00:19,860 You want to practice more? 4209 04:00:24,460 --> 04:00:24,900 Uh. 4210 04:00:25,660 --> 04:00:26,140 Continue. 4211 04:00:26,820 --> 04:00:28,000 If there's any more. 4212 04:00:28,140 --> 04:00:28,380 Yeah. 4213 04:00:28,580 --> 04:00:28,860 Please. 4214 04:00:29,080 --> 04:00:29,540 I'll watch. 4215 04:00:29,620 --> 04:00:30,560 Things you can teach me please. 4216 04:00:33,620 --> 04:00:34,060 Wow. 4217 04:00:34,140 --> 04:00:35,280 What a race that was. 4218 04:00:35,420 --> 04:00:36,260 That was great. 4219 04:00:36,540 --> 04:00:37,260 I was watching. 4220 04:00:38,020 --> 04:00:38,680 On the. 4221 04:00:40,200 --> 04:00:40,720 Phone. 4222 04:00:41,460 --> 04:00:42,220 Tommy there. 4223 04:00:42,380 --> 04:00:42,920 As he was. 4224 04:00:44,140 --> 04:00:45,280 Watching his race. 4225 04:00:45,480 --> 04:00:45,560 And. 4226 04:00:46,100 --> 04:00:46,700 Boy oh boy. 4227 04:00:46,800 --> 04:00:47,500 I didn't realize. 4228 04:00:47,760 --> 04:00:47,840 That. 4229 04:00:47,840 --> 04:00:48,660 I think that's enough. 4230 04:00:48,660 --> 04:00:49,300 That could happen. 4231 04:00:49,500 --> 04:00:49,580 You know. 4232 04:00:49,580 --> 04:00:50,600 That horse came. 4233 04:00:50,780 --> 04:00:51,060 It was. 4234 04:00:51,360 --> 04:00:52,020 In the back. 4235 04:00:52,240 --> 04:00:53,200 Waiting in the wings. 4236 04:00:53,300 --> 04:00:54,040 In the rafters. 4237 04:00:54,120 --> 04:00:54,800 For so long. 4238 04:00:55,460 --> 04:00:55,740 And. 4239 04:00:55,940 --> 04:00:56,640 It just. 4240 04:00:56,920 --> 04:00:57,160 Please. 4241 04:00:57,480 --> 04:00:57,840 Bullet. 4242 04:00:58,080 --> 04:00:58,480 Bullet. 4243 04:00:58,940 --> 04:00:59,300 Time. 4244 04:00:59,740 --> 04:01:00,440 Right at the end. 4245 04:01:02,560 --> 04:01:04,820 I don't know where you're watching the race as well there. 4246 04:01:04,880 --> 04:01:05,620 Anybody in the chat. 4247 04:01:05,720 --> 04:01:05,820 But. 4248 04:01:06,040 --> 04:01:06,760 My god. 4249 04:01:06,840 --> 04:01:06,960 What. 4250 04:01:07,080 --> 04:01:07,460 It was. 4251 04:01:07,600 --> 04:01:08,580 It was quality. 4252 04:01:09,800 --> 04:01:10,040 And. 4253 04:01:10,260 --> 04:01:10,860 Milhouse. 4254 04:01:11,500 --> 04:01:11,920 Roundhausen. 4255 04:01:11,920 --> 04:01:13,480 Thank you very much there for the tip. 4256 04:01:15,420 --> 04:01:16,260 This is a real. 4257 04:01:16,260 --> 04:01:16,880 I think that's enough. 4258 04:01:17,100 --> 04:01:17,840 I still want to continue. 4259 04:01:17,840 --> 04:01:18,500 A little bit of a variation kick. 4260 04:01:19,440 --> 04:01:22,880 It's got all the hallmarks of a Jimmy Bennett dojo special. 4261 04:01:25,100 --> 04:01:26,920 And the music is choice as well. 4262 04:01:28,060 --> 04:01:30,660 Keep in mind you've only learned the basic form. 4263 04:01:31,660 --> 04:01:33,380 To properly utilize this move. 4264 04:01:33,600 --> 04:01:34,560 You'll need to practice. 4265 04:01:35,740 --> 04:01:36,080 Yes. 4266 04:01:36,900 --> 04:01:38,360 And apply diligent training. 4267 04:01:41,320 --> 04:01:41,760 Nice. 4268 04:01:41,760 --> 04:01:41,780 Nice. 4269 04:01:41,780 --> 04:01:45,420 To hear there's a PIP overlay on the stream. 4270 04:01:48,280 --> 04:01:49,160 Leg move. 4271 04:01:49,380 --> 04:01:50,160 Swallow dive. 4272 04:01:50,520 --> 04:01:51,520 It's all being mastered. 4273 04:01:52,040 --> 04:01:57,960 Why teach me that move. 4274 04:01:59,880 --> 04:02:01,900 You're intense on going to Hong Kong. 4275 04:02:02,000 --> 04:02:05,600 So just in case anyone's arsed about the rest of Tommy's picks for the day. 4276 04:02:05,680 --> 04:02:06,500 Three races left. 4277 04:02:07,580 --> 04:02:08,660 His accumulator. 4278 04:02:09,260 --> 04:02:10,120 You may die. 4279 04:02:11,220 --> 04:02:12,240 You may die. 4280 04:02:13,120 --> 04:02:14,740 Is So Majest. 4281 04:02:15,560 --> 04:02:16,960 Which is the 1450. 4282 04:02:17,100 --> 04:02:18,720 So we might actually skip a race. 4283 04:02:18,820 --> 04:02:20,520 And then go on to the next one after that one. 4284 04:02:21,480 --> 04:02:24,160 El Fabiolo at 1530. 4285 04:02:24,540 --> 04:02:28,340 And Jasmine Deveux at 1730. 4286 04:02:28,340 --> 04:02:32,160 So it's fingers crossed you know. 4287 04:02:39,000 --> 04:02:40,820 Mr. Cook Customs. 4288 04:02:40,880 --> 04:02:41,700 Thank you very much. 4289 04:02:41,820 --> 04:02:42,900 Higgins isn't simple. 4290 04:02:42,900 --> 04:02:45,320 Very kind of you there. 4291 04:02:46,060 --> 04:02:47,220 And it's time to go home. 4292 04:02:48,120 --> 04:02:49,240 In the game that is. 4293 04:02:49,240 --> 04:02:49,940 Not in reality. 4294 04:02:50,240 --> 04:02:50,360 Look at the time. 4295 04:02:50,360 --> 04:02:51,480 Sure we're already at home. 4296 04:02:52,040 --> 04:02:52,880 Look at the time. 4297 04:02:53,000 --> 04:02:55,620 It'd be great if we could just fast travel back to the bed now. 4298 04:02:56,900 --> 04:03:01,780 Why did they give you the fast travel option from the bed into work. 4299 04:03:02,160 --> 04:03:03,960 But not implement it. 4300 04:03:04,020 --> 04:03:05,280 Look at this guy with the fucking. 4301 04:03:06,020 --> 04:03:07,100 Aluminous baton. 4302 04:03:08,860 --> 04:03:10,140 Louis baton is it? 4303 04:03:11,440 --> 04:03:13,900 He likes fucking smack in his palm with that. 4304 04:03:13,900 --> 04:03:16,160 He'd wonder what he gets up to. 4305 04:03:17,780 --> 04:03:18,780 Down the docks. 4306 04:03:19,420 --> 04:03:21,000 This late at night with that yoke. 4307 04:03:23,160 --> 04:03:25,220 He had a fucking lightsaber from. 4308 04:03:27,120 --> 04:03:28,920 Monsieur Vader and the boys. 4309 04:03:31,120 --> 04:03:33,240 He bought that from Louis baton. 4310 04:03:39,120 --> 04:03:40,960 Mr. Cook Customs. 4311 04:03:40,960 --> 04:03:42,060 Unbelievable stuff. 4312 04:03:42,120 --> 04:03:42,820 Thank you very much. 4313 04:03:43,920 --> 04:03:46,840 And who is this lady? 4314 04:03:47,180 --> 04:03:47,880 I haven't seen her. 4315 04:03:49,880 --> 04:03:50,820 Great stuff. 4316 04:03:52,460 --> 04:03:53,480 Is that it? 4317 04:03:58,420 --> 04:04:03,980 Fair enough. 4318 04:04:10,760 --> 04:04:11,360 Swagless. 4319 04:04:12,880 --> 04:04:14,040 And we have to wait. 4320 04:04:14,160 --> 04:04:16,720 Meet up behind warehouse number 17. 4321 04:04:16,840 --> 04:04:17,920 I think it's time to go home. 4322 04:04:18,380 --> 04:04:20,780 I don't think we're actually going to have time to go and meet. 4323 04:04:21,920 --> 04:04:22,800 Any of these. 4324 04:04:23,800 --> 04:04:24,320 Scumbags. 4325 04:04:24,980 --> 04:04:26,180 Known as the mad angels. 4326 04:04:26,740 --> 04:04:27,980 And here she is at the bus stop. 4327 04:04:28,080 --> 04:04:30,520 Maybe a chance for a bit of bus stop. 4328 04:04:31,020 --> 04:04:32,720 Small talk perhaps. 4329 04:04:33,460 --> 04:04:33,920 Per chance. 4330 04:04:34,840 --> 04:04:35,320 Whoa. 4331 04:04:35,720 --> 04:04:37,140 Hey there good looking. 4332 04:04:37,720 --> 04:04:37,980 Uh. 4333 04:04:38,220 --> 04:04:38,580 Nothing. 4334 04:04:41,860 --> 04:04:42,380 Nothing. 4335 04:04:43,420 --> 04:04:44,520 He just cops out. 4336 04:04:44,640 --> 04:04:47,300 As soon as reality hits. 4337 04:04:47,520 --> 04:04:48,500 It's too much for him. 4338 04:04:50,120 --> 04:04:50,440 Um. 4339 04:04:53,560 --> 04:04:55,280 Did Tom get the second wind? 4340 04:04:55,340 --> 04:04:55,880 Tough love. 4341 04:04:56,000 --> 04:04:56,460 Oven glove. 4342 04:04:56,560 --> 04:04:57,320 He did indeed. 4343 04:04:57,960 --> 04:04:58,800 It's fantastic. 4344 04:04:59,960 --> 04:05:01,060 And hopefully. 4345 04:05:02,620 --> 04:05:03,720 It works out. 4346 04:05:03,720 --> 04:05:06,480 You can't do any fighting moves. 4347 04:05:06,480 --> 04:05:08,080 Until you're in fighting mode. 4348 04:05:11,060 --> 04:05:12,220 I'm trying to do a. 4349 04:05:12,380 --> 04:05:13,040 Practice my. 4350 04:05:13,400 --> 04:05:14,100 Dream kick. 4351 04:05:14,200 --> 04:05:15,740 Or whatever it is here at the bus stop. 4352 04:05:15,900 --> 04:05:16,680 Not on herself. 4353 04:05:17,360 --> 04:05:17,840 But uh. 4354 04:05:18,000 --> 04:05:18,720 Just in general. 4355 04:05:18,840 --> 04:05:18,980 You know. 4356 04:05:19,020 --> 04:05:20,740 Do a few fucking spin in round houses. 4357 04:05:21,060 --> 04:05:21,900 You can't do it. 4358 04:05:22,460 --> 04:05:23,740 Because there are specific. 4359 04:05:23,940 --> 04:05:25,420 Fighting modes of the game. 4360 04:05:30,500 --> 04:05:31,740 A bit of me now is. 4361 04:05:32,140 --> 04:05:33,080 Wishing Tom. 4362 04:05:33,220 --> 04:05:34,840 Would have tempered in the five. 4363 04:05:36,460 --> 04:05:37,860 Race accumulator. 4364 04:05:38,560 --> 04:05:40,160 And maybe just gone for a three. 4365 04:05:40,300 --> 04:05:41,440 Because five is. 4366 04:05:42,140 --> 04:05:43,080 Just not gonna happen. 4367 04:05:44,400 --> 04:05:45,380 I don't think. 4368 04:05:49,880 --> 04:05:51,040 There aren't any. 4369 04:05:51,040 --> 04:05:51,800 Mokujins. 4370 04:05:52,040 --> 04:05:52,660 In this. 4371 04:05:53,240 --> 04:05:53,620 Game. 4372 04:05:53,980 --> 04:05:54,220 Quib. 4373 04:05:54,300 --> 04:05:54,540 It's. 4374 04:05:54,860 --> 04:05:55,200 I think. 4375 04:05:55,200 --> 04:05:55,580 The. 4376 04:05:55,580 --> 04:05:55,580 The. 4377 04:05:55,580 --> 04:05:55,580 The. 4378 04:05:55,580 --> 04:05:55,900 The. 4379 04:05:55,900 --> 04:05:56,080 The. 4380 04:05:56,080 --> 04:05:57,680 Mokujin mechanic. 4381 04:05:57,680 --> 04:05:58,140 Was. 4382 04:05:59,460 --> 04:06:00,100 Implemented. 4383 04:06:00,100 --> 04:06:01,220 In the third. 4384 04:06:01,380 --> 04:06:02,220 Installment. 4385 04:06:02,220 --> 04:06:02,800 Of the game. 4386 04:06:02,900 --> 04:06:03,020 The. 4387 04:06:03,080 --> 04:06:03,640 The much. 4388 04:06:03,880 --> 04:06:04,520 Heralded. 4389 04:06:06,160 --> 04:06:06,600 Crowdfunded. 4390 04:06:07,160 --> 04:06:08,080 Long awaited. 4391 04:06:08,820 --> 04:06:09,820 Shenmue 3. 4392 04:06:10,820 --> 04:06:11,180 Which. 4393 04:06:11,180 --> 04:06:11,640 Left. 4394 04:06:11,640 --> 04:06:12,920 A sour taste. 4395 04:06:14,780 --> 04:06:15,500 In my palate. 4396 04:06:15,620 --> 04:06:16,180 I have to say. 4397 04:06:16,240 --> 04:06:17,620 I didn't enjoy it at all. 4398 04:06:21,500 --> 04:06:22,360 There might have been. 4399 04:06:22,520 --> 04:06:23,680 There might have been moments. 4400 04:06:23,820 --> 04:06:24,120 But it. 4401 04:06:24,660 --> 04:06:25,680 It just wasn't. 4402 04:06:25,920 --> 04:06:27,180 It wasn't the full package. 4403 04:06:35,560 --> 04:06:36,160 Any. 4404 04:06:36,360 --> 04:06:38,680 Any relation to the Mokujins from Tekken. 4405 04:06:39,500 --> 04:06:40,340 Out Tekkenway. 4406 04:06:42,660 --> 04:06:43,880 He's from the same. 4407 04:06:44,840 --> 04:06:45,900 From the same litter. 4408 04:06:51,100 --> 04:06:51,700 Unbelievable. 4409 04:06:52,260 --> 04:06:55,180 Shenmue 3 costs 2 euro 90 on Steam right now. 4410 04:06:56,360 --> 04:06:56,900 Fair enough. 4411 04:06:58,920 --> 04:06:59,660 I gotta absolutely. 4412 04:07:00,060 --> 04:07:00,660 Is this late already? 4413 04:07:00,660 --> 04:07:00,940 I should go home. 4414 04:07:00,940 --> 04:07:03,840 Compared to the price I paid on launch for the PlayStation. 4415 04:07:05,020 --> 04:07:05,740 Probably like. 4416 04:07:06,140 --> 04:07:07,340 50 or 60 euro. 4417 04:07:08,780 --> 04:07:09,600 Some drop. 4418 04:07:09,760 --> 04:07:10,140 But I mean. 4419 04:07:10,300 --> 04:07:12,460 Obviously you're not gonna wait 5 years to play it. 4420 04:07:13,200 --> 04:07:14,180 4 years you know. 4421 04:07:15,540 --> 04:07:16,980 That was just pre-COVID. 4422 04:07:17,120 --> 04:07:17,660 2 months. 4423 04:07:17,900 --> 04:07:19,160 2 or 3 months before COVID. 4424 04:07:20,000 --> 04:07:20,820 And COVID. 4425 04:07:21,680 --> 04:07:22,860 Changed the game. 4426 04:07:24,100 --> 04:07:25,380 In so many ways. 4427 04:07:26,660 --> 04:07:28,320 I'd wonder what the next. 4428 04:07:28,560 --> 04:07:29,920 Pandemic is gonna be. 4429 04:07:30,140 --> 04:07:31,340 And I'd love to know. 4430 04:07:31,440 --> 04:07:31,660 Just. 4431 04:07:31,780 --> 04:07:32,880 It'd be great to have some idea. 4432 04:07:32,960 --> 04:07:33,680 When it's gonna happen. 4433 04:07:33,760 --> 04:07:34,640 Just to prepare for it. 4434 04:07:34,640 --> 04:07:36,560 The unfortunate thing is you can't. 4435 04:07:37,440 --> 04:07:38,620 And Heston Blumenthal. 4436 04:07:38,860 --> 04:07:40,100 Thank you very much for that. 4437 04:07:40,960 --> 04:07:44,940 Jay Costolo positing the theory that avian flu could be a contender. 4438 04:07:45,040 --> 04:07:45,380 But I mean. 4439 04:07:46,960 --> 04:07:50,680 I'm not sure if you remember the swine flu. 4440 04:07:50,680 --> 04:07:53,140 And there was an avian flu warning. 4441 04:07:53,340 --> 04:07:53,860 A few of them. 4442 04:07:54,480 --> 04:07:55,240 Back in the day. 4443 04:07:55,680 --> 04:07:58,500 That never really gained any traction at all. 4444 04:07:59,640 --> 04:07:59,940 Do you know? 4445 04:08:01,120 --> 04:08:03,460 There was more worry about foot and mouth disease. 4446 04:08:03,940 --> 04:08:05,160 Than any of those guys. 4447 04:08:05,160 --> 04:08:07,140 Time for a daily warm up race. 4448 04:08:08,140 --> 04:08:14,360 Bit of up and coming news here. Scabies is up and coming there, according to Frankie Spones. 4449 04:08:15,320 --> 04:08:21,780 And, yeah, it's a hard one to have to take. 4450 04:08:22,800 --> 04:08:26,860 An itchy red rash, I believe, is the way that manifests itself. 4451 04:08:33,600 --> 04:08:41,560 Right, this is no pussy-putting right here. We're going doing this and we're going doing it right my way. 4452 04:08:43,040 --> 04:08:46,180 It's the natural style. We're not getting fucking shafted on the corners. 4453 04:08:47,400 --> 04:08:51,680 This is beautiful stuff already from myself. No! Just as I said that! 4454 04:08:54,080 --> 04:08:58,660 This is the worst thing that could have happened. The one thing we didn't want to happen. 4455 04:08:59,620 --> 04:09:03,920 I've absolutely fucked it. Assume... That's just a lesson, folks. 4456 04:09:04,980 --> 04:09:09,220 Don't go praising your work until the work is done. 4457 04:09:10,180 --> 04:09:10,720 Fuck. 4458 04:09:13,440 --> 04:09:22,580 Still, a real hardcore rockin' soundtrack helps to mitigate any sense of failure. 4459 04:09:24,000 --> 04:09:29,920 And who knows, we might even be able to manage a respectable third place if we try our bestest. 4460 04:09:32,560 --> 04:09:35,760 Look, at least we're having... at least Tommy's doing... 4461 04:09:35,760 --> 04:09:40,380 What am I doing as well as Tom's doing in the bookies? 4462 04:09:40,800 --> 04:09:43,100 On the forklift as Tom's doing in the bookies, huh? 4463 04:09:43,900 --> 04:09:46,560 I suppose he's doing as good as Tom in the bookies. 4464 04:09:46,660 --> 04:09:47,800 He's doing all right. 4465 04:09:48,660 --> 04:09:49,260 Isn't that it? 4466 04:09:49,820 --> 04:09:50,900 We'll talk to you. See you later. 4467 04:09:51,500 --> 04:09:51,940 See you later. 4468 04:09:52,220 --> 04:09:53,100 Ah. Ah. 4469 04:09:54,380 --> 04:09:55,480 It's one of those... 4470 04:09:55,480 --> 04:09:57,800 It's just one of those days, as Fred Lee... 4471 04:09:57,800 --> 04:10:00,900 Fred Lee Durst said, back in the day. 4472 04:10:01,420 --> 04:10:02,980 And that's a fuck-up for the ages. 4473 04:10:03,340 --> 04:10:07,580 Don't ever reference this gameplay to me in the future, please. 4474 04:10:07,680 --> 04:10:10,420 This is up there with the triple eight... 4475 04:10:11,020 --> 04:10:16,640 The triple fucking eight scenario in that spy crap game. 4476 04:10:20,240 --> 04:10:23,640 And now the kick-ass rockin' soundtrack is actually... 4477 04:10:24,480 --> 04:10:27,740 It's actually making me feel more embarrassed. 4478 04:10:27,880 --> 04:10:31,560 It isn't doing any work to help mitigate the sense of failure at all. 4479 04:10:31,620 --> 04:10:31,940 It's... 4480 04:10:31,940 --> 04:10:33,060 It's actually increasing it. 4481 04:10:33,940 --> 04:10:35,220 It's actually increasing it. 4482 04:10:36,400 --> 04:10:39,200 But there is a laggard just ahead of us. 4483 04:10:39,220 --> 04:10:40,920 He's got his lagging jacket on. 4484 04:10:41,960 --> 04:10:44,580 I think we're gonna take control of his world in a minute. 4485 04:10:45,360 --> 04:10:46,520 I've got DRS. 4486 04:10:47,700 --> 04:10:48,700 He's got nothin'. 4487 04:10:49,340 --> 04:10:51,180 He's got Don't Race. 4488 04:10:51,840 --> 04:10:52,400 Sammy. 4489 04:10:52,820 --> 04:10:53,960 I'm just gonna... 4490 04:10:53,960 --> 04:10:57,040 Put a name on him as Sam. 4491 04:10:57,520 --> 04:10:57,820 Sammy. 4492 04:10:58,020 --> 04:10:58,640 And there we go. 4493 04:10:58,900 --> 04:10:59,360 Passed him. 4494 04:11:00,340 --> 04:11:01,040 Passed a solo. 4495 04:11:02,620 --> 04:11:04,960 Fucking taking that awfully fucking wide. 4496 04:11:05,500 --> 04:11:06,480 That was close. 4497 04:11:06,900 --> 04:11:08,000 Touch and go at the moment. 4498 04:11:10,680 --> 04:11:12,820 That was wiry that last turn there. 4499 04:11:20,840 --> 04:11:21,800 Beautiful stuff. 4500 04:11:21,800 --> 04:11:22,460 Great turn. 4501 04:11:22,680 --> 04:11:23,440 I think this is... 4502 04:11:23,440 --> 04:11:23,800 This... 4503 04:11:23,800 --> 04:11:24,640 Yeah. 4504 04:11:24,740 --> 04:11:25,700 The third and final lap. 4505 04:11:25,780 --> 04:11:25,900 Look. 4506 04:11:25,960 --> 04:11:26,900 There's still another race. 4507 04:11:26,980 --> 04:11:30,620 I gotta come away with a win at least once out of these. 4508 04:11:30,940 --> 04:11:37,720 And it's gonna require the utmost dedication, concentration, and every other thing. 4509 04:11:37,780 --> 04:11:40,460 I'm gonna have to throw the kitchen sink at it the next time I get there. 4510 04:11:41,520 --> 04:11:41,880 Finish! 4511 04:11:44,420 --> 04:11:49,100 And again, I don't know why he's leveling accusations of finery at me. 4512 04:11:49,100 --> 04:11:50,260 You really need more practice. 4513 04:11:50,400 --> 04:11:50,920 I know. 4514 04:11:52,100 --> 04:11:53,100 Here's your prize. 4515 04:11:55,600 --> 04:11:56,040 Thanks. 4516 04:11:56,040 --> 04:11:57,560 Thanks. 4517 04:12:00,500 --> 04:12:02,500 Another shitty little forklift toy. 4518 04:12:05,680 --> 04:12:06,560 Another day. 4519 04:12:06,700 --> 04:12:08,300 Another shitty little forklift toy. 4520 04:12:08,840 --> 04:12:09,240 I'm ready. 4521 04:12:09,540 --> 04:12:12,420 Today, you gotta take this cargo to warehouse number three. 4522 04:12:12,660 --> 04:12:13,320 Here's the map. 4523 04:12:13,740 --> 04:12:14,560 Don't forget the quota. 4524 04:12:14,940 --> 04:12:15,420 No problem. 4525 04:12:15,840 --> 04:12:16,100 Okay. 4526 04:12:16,260 --> 04:12:16,860 Good luck. 4527 04:12:17,200 --> 04:12:18,920 I know exactly where that warehouse is. 4528 04:12:24,460 --> 04:12:26,180 Tommy has so much jest. 4529 04:12:27,060 --> 04:12:31,860 And the 1450, the 10 to 3 at Cheltenham could have been changed. 4530 04:12:31,980 --> 04:12:33,540 The time of it could have been changed. 4531 04:12:33,740 --> 04:12:39,460 So, if anyone's doing that, if anyone's involved in the races there, let me know. 4532 04:12:40,740 --> 04:12:42,700 Please do let me know when it's kicking off. 4533 04:12:42,700 --> 04:12:44,580 Because I nearly missed the last one. 4534 04:12:44,660 --> 04:12:53,980 Because I was too busy stuffing my pie hole with pen, pasta, and mushroom, and tomato, and onion, and garlic. 4535 04:12:54,520 --> 04:12:56,840 And it was remarkable. 4536 04:13:03,580 --> 04:13:04,740 Scheduled for 315. 4537 04:13:04,840 --> 04:13:05,500 Beautiful stuff. 4538 04:13:05,700 --> 04:13:06,300 That's... 4539 04:13:06,300 --> 04:13:07,040 That is... 4540 04:13:07,040 --> 04:13:08,140 All right. 4541 04:13:08,360 --> 04:13:09,040 That's... 4542 04:13:09,040 --> 04:13:09,680 Coming up. 4543 04:13:10,800 --> 04:13:12,400 But are you sure now you... 4544 04:13:12,400 --> 04:13:16,340 So majest is the horse I had in it. 4545 04:13:16,360 --> 04:13:16,820 So is that... 4546 04:13:16,820 --> 04:13:17,500 Is that correct, yeah? 4547 04:13:19,800 --> 04:13:20,480 And... 4548 04:13:20,480 --> 04:13:21,480 Do... 4549 04:13:21,480 --> 04:13:23,940 The Coral Cup. 4550 04:13:25,260 --> 04:13:26,520 Sponsored by Coral. 4551 04:13:27,580 --> 04:13:31,480 Coral evokes memories of watching Grandstands and... 4552 04:13:31,480 --> 04:13:36,100 John McCrurick, I think, was on that. 4553 04:13:36,240 --> 04:13:38,980 Might have even been before Channel 4 racing. 4554 04:13:39,520 --> 04:13:41,660 Maybe John McCrurick was always Channel 4 racing. 4555 04:13:41,940 --> 04:13:42,380 Who knows? 4556 04:13:42,480 --> 04:13:43,280 But, uh... 4557 04:13:43,280 --> 04:13:45,200 I think I could be wrong. 4558 04:13:45,260 --> 04:13:48,160 But I think he was in Celebrity Big Brother around the same time. 4559 04:13:48,240 --> 04:13:50,320 George Galloway, who's in the news at the moment, was. 4560 04:13:50,680 --> 04:13:52,240 And he did his, uh... 4561 04:13:52,240 --> 04:13:53,380 Pretending to be a cat. 4562 04:13:54,200 --> 04:13:55,320 Which seems to... 4563 04:13:56,040 --> 04:13:58,460 Not really reared its head as a clip. 4564 04:13:58,660 --> 04:13:58,920 You know? 4565 04:13:59,440 --> 04:14:00,380 In recent weeks. 4566 04:14:01,200 --> 04:14:04,320 You'd think it would have been part of a viral... 4567 04:14:04,320 --> 04:14:07,600 Clip campaign to take him down a peg or two after his victory. 4568 04:14:10,120 --> 04:14:12,520 Reduce him from Pegasus to Pegger 2. 4569 04:14:12,840 --> 04:14:13,060 Huh? 4570 04:14:13,760 --> 04:14:14,900 But it didn't happen. 4571 04:14:17,900 --> 04:14:19,520 But that clip is still out there. 4572 04:14:19,620 --> 04:14:20,640 It must still be out there. 4573 04:14:20,760 --> 04:14:22,140 And why did he do that? 4574 04:14:24,020 --> 04:14:25,960 You know, what mind does that? 4575 04:14:26,800 --> 04:14:27,920 At that age. 4576 04:14:30,920 --> 04:14:36,540 You can't take a good George down. 4577 04:14:36,660 --> 04:14:38,580 Look at these, let's get out the fucking way, boys. 4578 04:14:46,720 --> 04:14:48,400 The volume might be too loud there. 4579 04:14:48,440 --> 04:14:49,660 It's gonna decrease that. 4580 04:14:52,040 --> 04:14:53,960 This guy's jogging for days. 4581 04:14:56,520 --> 04:15:00,180 Felt it doing laps around the industrial estate. 4582 04:15:03,180 --> 04:15:04,520 See how smooth that was. 4583 04:15:05,720 --> 04:15:06,780 I need to get a game. 4584 04:15:06,900 --> 04:15:08,860 I just want to do a forklift game after this. 4585 04:15:09,100 --> 04:15:09,900 There's no... 4586 04:15:09,900 --> 04:15:11,880 Other game I want to play. 4587 04:15:12,300 --> 04:15:15,020 But I just feel as though they haven't realized it. 4588 04:15:15,320 --> 04:15:21,620 You know, as I mentioned, I watched Thomas, the uncle, play the forklift simulator four or five years ago. 4589 04:15:21,940 --> 04:15:23,520 It didn't light my fire at all. 4590 04:15:23,860 --> 04:15:25,660 It seriously was... 4591 04:15:25,660 --> 04:15:27,120 It was pace redundant. 4592 04:15:28,440 --> 04:15:32,400 What I want is something that's absolutely pace ridden. 4593 04:15:35,100 --> 04:15:37,980 I want something that's dripping in pace. 4594 04:15:39,860 --> 04:15:42,560 And that we actually need to go and get a fucking mop. 4595 04:15:42,940 --> 04:15:44,320 Because there's too much... 4596 04:15:44,320 --> 04:15:45,900 There's pace all over the place here. 4597 04:15:47,520 --> 04:15:50,000 People are slipping and sliding around. 4598 04:15:53,760 --> 04:15:55,940 We need something that's hot, fast and deep. 4599 04:15:56,020 --> 04:15:58,160 And look, I've heard there is a forklift simulator game. 4600 04:15:58,220 --> 04:15:59,780 But it looks like a mobile game. 4601 04:16:00,220 --> 04:16:01,720 I want something that's... 4602 04:16:01,720 --> 04:16:03,120 That's got depth. 4603 04:16:03,320 --> 04:16:04,780 And it's been developed. 4604 04:16:04,920 --> 04:16:07,500 You know, it's got a lot of love put into it. 4605 04:16:08,120 --> 04:16:09,560 It's got people who are... 4606 04:16:09,560 --> 04:16:11,480 Really fond of the lift. 4607 04:16:12,180 --> 04:16:13,280 Friends of the fork. 4608 04:16:15,600 --> 04:16:16,700 Lads of the lift. 4609 04:16:17,040 --> 04:16:18,080 Friends of the fork. 4610 04:16:20,080 --> 04:16:21,040 That's what I want. 4611 04:16:27,000 --> 04:16:30,480 I understand Vice City Stories has a forklift segment. 4612 04:16:30,700 --> 04:16:33,040 But it's not a segment I want. 4613 04:16:33,060 --> 04:16:34,700 I want the whole orange. 4614 04:16:35,740 --> 04:16:36,300 I'm not... 4615 04:16:36,300 --> 04:16:38,680 I just don't want a little piece here and a little piece there. 4616 04:16:38,760 --> 04:16:40,760 I want something that's got a fucking... 4617 04:16:40,760 --> 04:16:43,400 A song and a prayer to it. 4618 04:16:43,400 --> 04:16:48,400 If anyone can... 4619 04:16:48,400 --> 04:16:53,900 If anyone knows of a game that has what I want. 4620 04:16:54,000 --> 04:16:55,120 That is what I'm talking about. 4621 04:16:55,220 --> 04:16:55,940 Then let me know. 4622 04:16:56,180 --> 04:16:56,580 Please. 4623 04:16:56,680 --> 04:16:56,840 Because... 4624 04:16:57,840 --> 04:16:59,600 I'll get that. 4625 04:16:59,660 --> 04:17:00,700 And I'll get that up and running. 4626 04:17:02,580 --> 04:17:02,940 ASAP. 4627 04:17:03,880 --> 04:17:05,260 Nearly ran someone over there. 4628 04:17:05,260 --> 04:17:23,180 Coming over to China. 4629 04:17:23,300 --> 04:17:24,880 Now the Irish need no visa. 4630 04:17:25,020 --> 04:17:25,280 What? 4631 04:17:25,940 --> 04:17:26,680 Are you serious? 4632 04:17:27,420 --> 04:17:29,240 People were telling me there the... 4633 04:17:29,240 --> 04:17:31,240 There is no... 4634 04:17:32,380 --> 04:17:35,020 There's no good reason for me to go to China. 4635 04:17:35,160 --> 04:17:35,760 But... 4636 04:17:35,760 --> 04:17:37,260 If you don't have to get a visa... 4637 04:17:37,260 --> 04:17:38,460 But then saying that... 4638 04:17:38,460 --> 04:17:40,180 Is that really such a big draw? 4639 04:17:40,280 --> 04:17:40,740 Because... 4640 04:17:42,000 --> 04:17:42,940 Visas or what? 4641 04:17:43,040 --> 04:17:44,220 They're not that hard to get. 4642 04:17:44,300 --> 04:17:45,220 You just apply for them. 4643 04:17:45,260 --> 04:17:45,580 Don't you? 4644 04:17:45,680 --> 04:17:45,920 Ahead. 4645 04:17:45,980 --> 04:17:46,820 And then you get the visa. 4646 04:17:46,940 --> 04:17:47,440 That's that. 4647 04:17:50,980 --> 04:17:51,500 But... 4648 04:17:51,500 --> 04:17:52,240 I mean... 4649 04:17:52,240 --> 04:17:52,860 What's the benefit? 4650 04:17:53,040 --> 04:17:54,740 If you don't mind me asking there. 4651 04:17:55,100 --> 04:17:55,900 Customizable map. 4652 04:17:56,360 --> 04:17:57,200 Sounds interesting. 4653 04:17:57,960 --> 04:17:58,720 Are you... 4654 04:17:58,720 --> 04:18:00,880 I'm not trying to get any insider information. 4655 04:18:01,020 --> 04:18:02,400 And obviously you don't... 4656 04:18:02,400 --> 04:18:03,840 Feel like you have to there. 4657 04:18:03,920 --> 04:18:06,200 But you sound like you're in China at the moment. 4658 04:18:06,320 --> 04:18:07,660 Would I be correct in saying that? 4659 04:18:14,660 --> 04:18:15,420 I mean... 4660 04:18:15,420 --> 04:18:16,360 And if not... 4661 04:18:16,360 --> 04:18:17,980 Do you know why it would... 4662 04:18:17,980 --> 04:18:19,980 Why would it be good... 4663 04:18:20,220 --> 04:18:21,460 To go there with... 4664 04:18:21,460 --> 04:18:22,140 And visa free? 4665 04:18:22,260 --> 04:18:22,520 What... 4666 04:18:22,520 --> 04:18:23,540 What the benefits there? 4667 04:18:24,620 --> 04:18:25,400 Interesting stuff. 4668 04:18:25,460 --> 04:18:27,540 It's nice to have someone watching from China. 4669 04:18:28,000 --> 04:18:28,620 Customizable map. 4670 04:18:28,680 --> 04:18:29,720 I hope you're getting on well. 4671 04:18:30,080 --> 04:18:31,160 Out there in Shanghai. 4672 04:18:32,160 --> 04:18:32,780 Good stuff. 4673 04:18:34,120 --> 04:18:35,740 Used to live in Gulin. 4674 04:18:35,960 --> 04:18:37,080 Where Shenmue is set. 4675 04:18:37,540 --> 04:18:38,160 I believe... 4676 04:18:38,160 --> 04:18:39,720 Yeah, that's where the... 4677 04:18:39,720 --> 04:18:41,900 Bailu village maybe... 4678 04:18:41,900 --> 04:18:42,840 Is set in the... 4679 04:18:42,840 --> 04:18:43,560 In the... 4680 04:18:43,560 --> 04:18:44,640 Third game. 4681 04:18:44,880 --> 04:18:45,540 I could be wrong. 4682 04:18:47,060 --> 04:18:47,900 I think you go there... 4683 04:18:47,900 --> 04:18:48,840 You do go there in the... 4684 04:18:48,840 --> 04:18:50,180 The second game as well. 4685 04:18:50,180 --> 04:18:55,360 I mean... 4686 04:18:55,360 --> 04:18:55,960 I'd... 4687 04:18:55,960 --> 04:18:57,700 I'd be interested to... 4688 04:18:57,700 --> 04:18:58,960 Just... 4689 04:18:58,960 --> 04:19:01,260 Experience it once in a lifetime, you know? 4690 04:19:03,960 --> 04:19:04,460 What? 4691 04:19:04,460 --> 04:19:04,520 What? 4692 04:19:06,060 --> 04:19:06,680 So, um... 4693 04:19:06,680 --> 04:19:08,300 And how about there... 4694 04:19:08,300 --> 04:19:09,800 Well, just while I have you there... 4695 04:19:09,800 --> 04:19:10,720 Customizable map. 4696 04:19:11,400 --> 04:19:12,380 What's the story... 4697 04:19:12,380 --> 04:19:13,960 If you... 4698 04:19:15,060 --> 04:19:16,960 Say if you wanted to get a job there... 4699 04:19:17,520 --> 04:19:21,200 Would that visa free scenario be okay? 4700 04:19:21,380 --> 04:19:22,140 Or... 4701 04:19:22,140 --> 04:19:23,380 What's the scenario? 4702 04:19:23,480 --> 04:19:24,040 Do you have to get a... 4703 04:19:24,040 --> 04:19:26,900 Do you have to specifically have a work visa then to do some work there? 4704 04:19:29,580 --> 04:19:30,480 Thunder horse? 4705 04:19:30,620 --> 04:19:32,200 I do remember saying that... 4706 04:19:32,200 --> 04:19:33,540 But I just forgot about it... 4707 04:19:33,540 --> 04:19:34,980 And the horses have been getting away... 4708 04:19:34,980 --> 04:19:37,100 The GGs have been taking precedence... 4709 04:19:37,100 --> 04:19:39,120 Precedence over the stream. 4710 04:19:43,120 --> 04:19:45,160 Visa free is for two weeks of travel. 4711 04:19:45,260 --> 04:19:45,440 I... 4712 04:19:45,440 --> 04:19:46,020 I get you. 4713 04:19:47,760 --> 04:19:48,580 Interesting stuff. 4714 04:19:49,180 --> 04:19:51,940 Would you not want longer than two weeks though? 4715 04:19:53,840 --> 04:19:55,320 Maybe you just reapply... 4716 04:19:55,320 --> 04:19:57,000 You reapply then or... 4717 04:19:57,000 --> 04:19:57,360 I don't know. 4718 04:20:03,040 --> 04:20:05,520 I'm a very slow kind of... 4719 04:20:05,520 --> 04:20:06,200 Uh... 4720 04:20:06,200 --> 04:20:06,800 Person. 4721 04:20:07,040 --> 04:20:07,620 So, I mean... 4722 04:20:07,620 --> 04:20:10,840 I don't think two weeks would be enough for me really... 4723 04:20:10,840 --> 04:20:12,440 To go all the way to fucking China... 4724 04:20:12,440 --> 04:20:14,080 And then have to come back after a fortnight. 4725 04:20:14,220 --> 04:20:14,820 It's... 4726 04:20:14,820 --> 04:20:17,920 I'd say you'd want a month minimum... 4727 04:20:17,920 --> 04:20:18,680 And even that... 4728 04:20:18,680 --> 04:20:19,980 You're only gonna see... 4729 04:20:19,980 --> 04:20:20,440 A... 4730 04:20:20,440 --> 04:20:21,440 A fraction... 4731 04:20:22,580 --> 04:20:23,360 Of stuff. 4732 04:20:25,340 --> 04:20:26,340 Hop back... 4733 04:20:26,340 --> 04:20:27,680 Hop out to Hong Kong... 4734 04:20:27,680 --> 04:20:29,060 15 days reset... 4735 04:20:29,060 --> 04:20:30,220 Hop back into China then. 4736 04:20:30,280 --> 04:20:30,660 Nice. 4737 04:20:34,880 --> 04:20:35,940 And would it be... 4738 04:20:35,940 --> 04:20:36,620 Let me just... 4739 04:20:36,620 --> 04:20:37,820 I want to be up front... 4740 04:20:37,820 --> 04:20:39,780 And also... 4741 04:20:39,780 --> 04:20:40,020 You know... 4742 04:20:40,020 --> 04:20:41,840 I don't want you to be risking... 4743 04:20:41,840 --> 04:20:42,280 Don't... 4744 04:20:42,280 --> 04:20:43,920 Please don't risk yourself here... 4745 04:20:43,920 --> 04:20:45,700 Because you could be being monitored by... 4746 04:20:45,700 --> 04:20:46,800 The Chinese government... 4747 04:20:46,800 --> 04:20:47,800 Who knows... 4748 04:20:47,800 --> 04:20:48,280 But... 4749 04:20:48,280 --> 04:20:49,160 Um... 4750 04:20:49,160 --> 04:20:50,880 Is it fucking dodgy or what? 4751 04:20:51,180 --> 04:20:52,080 Like... 4752 04:20:52,080 --> 04:20:52,920 Say if I was... 4753 04:20:52,920 --> 04:20:55,520 Or even the uncle was arsing around there... 4754 04:20:55,520 --> 04:20:57,500 And he was doing a bit of... 4755 04:20:57,500 --> 04:20:59,520 Videoing or something like that... 4756 04:20:59,520 --> 04:21:01,220 What's the... 4757 04:21:01,220 --> 04:21:02,140 What's the story there? 4758 04:21:02,960 --> 04:21:03,360 I mean... 4759 04:21:03,360 --> 04:21:04,240 He would be... 4760 04:21:04,240 --> 04:21:06,300 Respectful of culture in that... 4761 04:21:06,300 --> 04:21:07,520 But I mean... 4762 04:21:07,520 --> 04:21:09,840 What's going on? 4763 04:21:09,900 --> 04:21:11,560 Would he get fucking done in there? 4764 04:21:11,560 --> 04:21:13,680 Say if he fell foul of anyone... 4765 04:21:13,680 --> 04:21:15,420 It's at the farthest end of the harbour, man! 4766 04:21:15,940 --> 04:21:17,540 Go along the waterfront! 4767 04:21:18,160 --> 04:21:18,680 I see. 4768 04:21:19,020 --> 04:21:19,420 Thanks. 4769 04:21:21,360 --> 04:21:22,560 Usually no trouble... 4770 04:21:23,460 --> 04:21:24,740 Don't do anything political... 4771 04:21:24,740 --> 04:21:25,300 Sound enough? 4772 04:21:25,380 --> 04:21:25,800 Yeah, I mean... 4773 04:21:25,800 --> 04:21:26,360 That's great. 4774 04:21:27,040 --> 04:21:28,440 I'll be sure to mention it to the uncle... 4775 04:21:29,020 --> 04:21:30,600 What if I was to rock up... 4776 04:21:30,600 --> 04:21:30,960 To... 4777 04:21:30,960 --> 04:21:31,860 Uh... 4778 04:21:31,860 --> 04:21:33,180 Gang high with a hot... 4779 04:21:33,180 --> 04:21:34,560 A pink hot dog truck... 4780 04:21:35,100 --> 04:21:38,620 I started blaring out fucking hip-hop tunes and dancing. 4781 04:21:40,860 --> 04:21:45,420 Would that land me in any trouble with the Chinese authorities whatsoever? 4782 04:21:50,140 --> 04:21:53,420 And thank you very much for the tip there, Garth Marenghi's Pace Place. 4783 04:21:56,940 --> 04:22:00,940 There are Twitch streamers doing IRN streams in Beijing and Shanghai all the time. 4784 04:22:00,940 --> 04:22:14,140 I'm running around, I've nothing really to do with my time on my lunch break here, but... 4785 04:22:15,260 --> 04:22:20,140 Fucking what's-his-face just told me to go down the harbor. I could learn some more fight moves off of him, 4786 04:22:20,140 --> 04:22:23,820 but I wasn't listening to Groobie Tom's advice. 4787 04:22:25,820 --> 04:22:30,780 And the answer to my hot dog question was you would draw a crowd if you'd say, "I want that to happen." 4788 04:22:30,780 --> 04:22:33,100 Go along the coast, man. 4789 04:22:33,100 --> 04:22:34,780 Okay, warehouse 17, let's go. 4790 04:22:45,420 --> 04:22:46,540 Warehouse 17. 4791 04:22:48,140 --> 04:22:53,660 I was very close there to trying to replicate Groobie Tom's voice. 4792 04:22:54,860 --> 04:23:01,340 Just goes to show you need to be well aware of what you're fucking saying and doing at all times if you're doing a stream. 4793 04:23:03,260 --> 04:23:05,820 Yeah, it could go tits up at any moment, especially... 4794 04:23:07,020 --> 04:23:14,460 I mean, I have a big problem where I like to say things in the style that someone has said something, 4795 04:23:14,460 --> 04:23:19,180 if I've found what they've said in any ways interesting or amusing whatsoever. 4796 04:23:19,820 --> 04:23:23,500 And it's not worked out for me in the past. Sometimes some people don't like that. 4797 04:23:23,500 --> 04:23:27,500 Let's find out where this fucking warehouse is. He said down here. 4798 04:23:27,980 --> 04:23:29,900 I can't see 17 written anywhere. 4799 04:23:31,820 --> 04:23:37,180 On the ground here, 12 to 17. Okay, let's see. This is maybe a Mad Angels fight scenario. 4800 04:23:38,940 --> 04:23:40,140 1 to 11. 4801 04:23:53,340 --> 04:23:54,780 Groovy Tommy Schlug. 4802 04:23:55,580 --> 04:23:57,820 That would be a crossover for the ages. 4803 04:24:09,180 --> 04:24:12,140 This is the Mad Angels. It looks like it says Dad Angels. 4804 04:24:14,140 --> 04:24:18,780 Alright, I just didn't see the M there on the box. Written beside the box. 4805 04:24:18,780 --> 04:24:29,820 We're getting closer to the race time. 4806 04:24:32,460 --> 04:24:34,140 Maybe 17 is in there, is it? 4807 04:24:35,900 --> 04:24:36,700 You are here. 4808 04:24:37,980 --> 04:24:38,940 Oh, I've gone past it. 4809 04:24:45,740 --> 04:24:46,460 That's 17. 4810 04:24:46,460 --> 04:24:54,860 Um. 4811 04:24:54,860 --> 04:24:54,860 Um. 4812 04:24:54,860 --> 04:24:57,020 Leave me alone, will you? 4813 04:24:57,660 --> 04:24:59,580 Sorry, I don't have the time. 4814 04:25:01,500 --> 04:25:01,980 Fair enough. 4815 04:25:03,500 --> 04:25:04,140 Excuse me. 4816 04:25:04,780 --> 04:25:07,660 I'm on my break now. I'm sorry. 4817 04:25:09,100 --> 04:25:12,780 Great delivery. I want to hear it again and again and again. 4818 04:25:13,180 --> 04:25:13,500 Um. 4819 04:25:13,500 --> 04:25:15,980 Please, don't bother me. 4820 04:25:15,980 --> 04:25:16,540 Um. 4821 04:25:16,540 --> 04:25:18,540 Sorry, I don't have the time. 4822 04:25:20,380 --> 04:25:21,020 Excuse me. 4823 04:25:21,020 --> 04:25:24,940 Leave me alone, will you? I need to rest now. 4824 04:25:30,060 --> 04:25:30,300 Um. 4825 04:25:30,300 --> 04:25:38,380 I'm on my break now. I'm sorry. I'm on my break now. I'm sorry. 4826 04:25:40,060 --> 04:25:47,660 And uh, so I've been told by Groovy Tom to appear down at the uh, place number 17. 4827 04:25:48,220 --> 04:25:51,020 Absolutely zero seems to be happening here. 4828 04:25:53,900 --> 04:25:58,060 Surely a cut scene should be triggering here. Nothing, nothing is going on. 4829 04:25:59,340 --> 04:26:05,740 Meet up behind warehouse number 7. That's where I am. Maybe they don't meet up at lunchtime. Maybe they're late time boys. That's what that is. 4830 04:26:13,500 --> 04:26:18,220 I think I might have rushed that past it now because it's for some reason it seems to just 4831 04:26:19,580 --> 04:26:27,900 feel like a little like something's fucking in the stomach like prodding the stomach. 4832 04:26:30,300 --> 04:26:38,060 Look, that's of no concern to anybody who's watching the stream but it just needs to be, I need to let you know. 4833 04:26:38,060 --> 04:26:38,780 Excuse me. 4834 04:26:38,780 --> 04:26:47,420 Yes, there is. Are you talking to me? Do you know where warehouse number 17 is? He's over by his ship, mort at the far end of the harbour. I see. 4835 04:26:47,420 --> 04:27:08,700 There's a degradation in quality of a gameplay but uh, I did eat it too fast. You're right, but I've always had great constitution when it comes to horsing big balls of food into me. I'm, as somebody, as well as Tom, as well as it runs in the family. I remember seeing him eating some fish last year. 4836 04:27:08,700 --> 04:27:31,820 And one of the comments that was going through the chat was simply read, "You're a fucking pig." And uh, you know, it just, some people can't handle the amount of pace with which I do or we do in this family shovel into ourselves. But it's never, it's never resulted in a sore stomach. Peace. 4837 04:27:38,620 --> 04:27:48,620 "Furthest at the end of the harbour. Turn right there." We've been there. "And walk along the waterfront till you reach the end of the road." Thank you. 4838 04:27:48,620 --> 04:28:02,620 Does anyone know there, what I can do to make this lad's life a little better? Is there anything I can give him in my arsenal that will make him happy? Usually there's something like that to be done, isn't there? 4839 04:28:06,620 --> 04:28:12,620 He would put you to sleep this lad. I'd like to hear a story read by this guy at bedtime. Which, you know, is not. 4840 04:28:12,620 --> 04:28:16,620 "Warehouse number 17. Lock the waterfront. That'll get you there." Sorry old man. 4841 04:28:16,620 --> 04:28:30,620 "I see." I could use AI to replicate his voice and uh, then just copy and paste in the text of whatever fucking book you want him to read, you know? 4842 04:28:30,620 --> 04:28:52,620 "Blood meridian." "The super violent or Stephen King's fucking stand or it." You know, books a year. You really wouldn't need a sleepy man to read them to make you fall asleep. 4843 04:28:52,620 --> 04:29:12,620 "I haven't watched Dune 2, Liam, because I haven't even seen any of the original Dune saga." 4844 04:29:12,620 --> 04:29:20,620 "I'm just not sure if it's my cup of tea, but I mean, again, you need to really put yourself out of your comfort zone if you're not going to sleep." 4845 04:29:20,620 --> 04:29:24,620 "Put yourself out of your comfort zone if you're to make any progress sometimes, I find." 4846 04:29:25,620 --> 04:29:29,620 "I might give it a go, but I've got a very low tension span." 4847 04:29:33,620 --> 04:29:41,620 You know, and uh, at least with this, you know, it's all on. You're in a fucking forklift, you're doing the work. 4848 04:29:43,620 --> 04:29:45,620 You're making things happen. 4849 04:29:45,620 --> 04:30:00,620 "Is it race time?" 4850 04:30:00,620 --> 04:30:01,620 "Shit." 4851 04:30:01,620 --> 04:30:10,620 "We're actually gonna have to, apologies for any forklift heads out there, we're gonna have to just break away from the white-hot forklift action." 4852 04:30:10,620 --> 04:30:15,620 "I horse a biscuit into myself before heading over to Thomas." 4853 04:30:15,620 --> 04:30:17,620 "Thomas, are you there?" 4854 04:30:17,620 --> 04:30:23,620 "And if you are, please, tell us what's going on in the racing." 4855 04:30:23,620 --> 04:30:35,620 "Tic-tac. Top of the head, nine to four." 4856 04:30:35,620 --> 04:30:36,620 "Nine to four." 4857 04:30:36,620 --> 04:30:39,620 "Empty bowl of rice, half the price." 4858 04:30:39,620 --> 04:30:41,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4859 04:30:41,620 --> 04:30:42,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4860 04:30:42,620 --> 04:30:43,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4861 04:30:43,620 --> 04:30:44,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4862 04:30:44,620 --> 04:30:45,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4863 04:30:45,620 --> 04:30:46,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4864 04:30:46,620 --> 04:30:47,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4865 04:30:47,620 --> 04:30:48,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4866 04:30:48,620 --> 04:30:49,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4867 04:30:49,620 --> 04:30:50,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4868 04:30:50,620 --> 04:30:51,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4869 04:30:51,620 --> 04:30:52,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4870 04:30:52,620 --> 04:30:53,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4871 04:30:53,620 --> 04:30:54,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4872 04:30:54,620 --> 04:30:55,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4873 04:30:55,620 --> 04:30:56,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4874 04:30:56,620 --> 04:30:57,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4875 04:30:57,620 --> 04:30:58,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4876 04:30:58,620 --> 04:30:59,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4877 04:30:59,620 --> 04:31:00,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4878 04:31:00,620 --> 04:31:01,620 "I'm feeling nice." 4879 04:31:01,620 --> 04:31:02,620 "How are we getting on there? 4880 04:31:02,620 --> 04:31:04,620 "I was just coincidentally eating a biscuit the very same time you actually put one into your mouth there." 4881 04:31:04,620 --> 04:31:05,620 "I was watching the stream." 4882 04:31:05,620 --> 04:31:07,620 "A few forks up to our mouths and eating." 4883 04:31:07,620 --> 04:31:09,620 "The finest meals." 4884 04:31:09,620 --> 04:31:11,620 "If our horses come in today." 4885 04:31:11,620 --> 04:31:12,620 "This one." 4886 04:31:12,620 --> 04:31:15,620 "This is where we might actually come a cropper." 4887 04:31:15,620 --> 04:31:19,620 "Because it's absolute carnage down at the start." 4888 04:31:19,620 --> 04:31:21,620 "And there must be 20 running in this one." 4889 04:31:21,620 --> 04:31:23,620 "It's a big bamboo." 4890 04:31:23,620 --> 04:31:28,620 "Whether or not we're going to come away with something is up in the air." 4891 04:31:28,620 --> 04:31:31,620 "But I'll do my best to keep you abreast of the information." 4892 04:31:31,620 --> 04:31:33,620 "It's so majestic." 4893 04:31:33,620 --> 04:31:36,620 "The finest part is what we want." 4894 04:31:36,620 --> 04:31:40,620 "The yellow and white silks and a white cap I think." 4895 04:31:40,620 --> 04:31:43,620 "There'll be a lot more emphasis, hasn't it, in the last few years." 4896 04:31:43,620 --> 04:31:45,620 "And Jocky's wanting to get a really good start." 4897 04:31:45,620 --> 04:31:46,620 "They don't even show you..." 4898 04:31:46,620 --> 04:31:50,620 "Which coincidentally is the exact same colour as Factafile in the last race." 4899 04:31:50,620 --> 04:31:52,620 "So we know what we're looking out for there." 4900 04:31:52,620 --> 04:31:54,620 "The flag is up for the Coral Cup." 4901 04:31:54,620 --> 04:31:55,620 "Samagest." 4902 04:31:55,620 --> 04:31:56,620 "I think..." 4903 04:31:56,620 --> 04:32:09,620 "I think he's out the front already." 4904 04:32:09,620 --> 04:32:11,620 "There's only 10 hurls in this." 4905 04:32:11,620 --> 04:32:13,620 "But there's a lot of horses in it." 4906 04:32:13,620 --> 04:32:15,620 "The Arnie's lad, 7-2." 4907 04:32:15,620 --> 04:32:16,620 "Looking tight at the top." 4908 04:32:16,620 --> 04:32:18,620 "We've got another big bamboozler." 4909 04:32:18,620 --> 04:32:22,620 "We've got Jiminy Crickets on the inside making great ground." 4910 04:32:22,620 --> 04:32:24,620 "He travelled well this morning in the horse box." 4911 04:32:24,620 --> 04:32:28,620 "But he got sick on the boat coming over." 4912 04:32:28,620 --> 04:32:31,620 "It was fine." 4913 04:32:31,620 --> 04:32:34,620 "The general operative mopped it up." 4914 04:32:34,620 --> 04:32:37,620 "And didn't charge a fine or anything like that." 4915 04:32:37,620 --> 04:32:41,620 "Towards the rear is Finest Arse at 6-2." 4916 04:32:41,620 --> 04:32:43,620 "It's a bit of a long shot." 4917 04:32:43,620 --> 04:32:45,620 "Uncle Ben's." 4918 04:32:45,620 --> 04:32:49,620 "Making great progress on that side hatch there." 4919 04:32:49,620 --> 04:32:52,620 "And we've got Saddam's Golden Toilet." 4920 04:32:52,620 --> 04:32:56,620 "Wearing the white cap and the black stripes." 4921 04:32:56,620 --> 04:33:01,620 "In seventh place, looking very, very good for the day that's in it." 4922 04:33:01,620 --> 04:33:07,620 "Eight hurls to go at the moment in the JP McManus Hurdle." 4923 04:33:07,620 --> 04:33:12,620 "Jigoro Figaro doing great work there." 4924 04:33:12,620 --> 04:33:14,620 "Making his presence felt." 4925 04:33:14,620 --> 04:33:18,620 "And delivering presents as well, which is very, very unorthodox." 4926 04:33:18,620 --> 04:33:24,620 "You never really see a horse with a satchel and gifts racing in Cheltenham." 4927 04:33:24,620 --> 04:33:25,620 "But that is what he's doing." 4928 04:33:25,620 --> 04:33:28,620 "Perhaps a bit of an FU to the opposition." 4929 04:33:28,620 --> 04:33:32,620 "A kind of a, yeah, I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do it in my way." 4930 04:33:32,620 --> 04:33:35,620 "Delivering a few fucking items at the same time." 4931 04:33:35,620 --> 04:33:37,620 "A bit of a history in that horse's family." 4932 04:33:37,620 --> 04:33:41,620 "He was, he comes from a draft horse family." 4933 04:33:41,620 --> 04:33:46,620 "And, uh, his mother and father used to pull keg back in the day." 4934 04:33:46,620 --> 04:33:48,620 "Actually his grandparents, should I say." 4935 04:33:48,620 --> 04:33:50,620 "He's third generation." 4936 04:33:50,620 --> 04:33:54,620 "And, uh, he's gone full into the race in these days." 4937 04:33:54,620 --> 04:33:55,620 "But he's a big bugger." 4938 04:33:55,620 --> 04:33:57,620 "He could, he could pull keg, he could pull carrot." 4939 04:33:57,620 --> 04:33:59,620 "He could pull man, he could pull mouse." 4940 04:33:59,620 --> 04:34:01,620 "Uh, but he's doing well anyway." 4941 04:34:01,620 --> 04:34:03,620 "And that's not the horse that we've backed." 4942 04:34:03,620 --> 04:34:05,620 "Uh, let me just see here." 4943 04:34:05,620 --> 04:34:08,620 "We've got Johnny's Sausage at five to six." 4944 04:34:08,620 --> 04:34:09,620 "He looks tight." 4945 04:34:09,620 --> 04:34:11,620 "And, uh, wet bamboozler." 4946 04:34:11,620 --> 04:34:13,620 "Who's looking a bit rough around the edges." 4947 04:34:13,620 --> 04:34:15,620 "A little bit green about the gills." 4948 04:34:15,620 --> 04:34:17,620 "But he's not gonna let that hold him back." 4949 04:34:17,620 --> 04:34:20,620 "As they all go over the fence with six hurdles to go here." 4950 04:34:20,620 --> 04:34:21,620 "It's looking nice." 4951 04:34:21,620 --> 04:34:24,620 "Thanks very much for the tip there, NATO Human Resources." 4952 04:34:24,620 --> 04:34:26,620 "And Dead's Mewy." 4953 04:34:26,620 --> 04:34:28,620 "Very, very kind of you there." 4954 04:34:28,620 --> 04:34:32,620 "As, uh, the horses are making great ground now towards the finishing line." 4955 04:34:32,620 --> 04:34:34,620 "I say that, but I'm completely wrong." 4956 04:34:34,620 --> 04:34:36,620 "They've got another lap to go." 4957 04:34:36,620 --> 04:34:38,620 "Six hurdles as well." 4958 04:34:38,620 --> 04:34:42,620 "We've got Jiminy Cricket's Fiddler's Elbow." 4959 04:34:42,620 --> 04:34:44,620 "Who's got big, massive legs." 4960 04:34:44,620 --> 04:34:49,620 "And, uh, stalking the rest of the horses like some kind of stalker." 4961 04:34:49,620 --> 04:34:53,620 "And that's legal in the horse world, but not in the human world." 4962 04:34:53,620 --> 04:34:55,620 "So he gets a pass there." 4963 04:34:55,620 --> 04:34:57,620 "We've got El Chapo now." 4964 04:34:57,620 --> 04:34:59,620 "He's moving up very fast on the outside." 4965 04:34:59,620 --> 04:35:01,620 "He must have been on the Dreamdushed." 4966 04:35:01,620 --> 04:35:03,620 "He's very, very keen," 4967 04:35:03,620 --> 04:35:05,620 "should we say, to get ahead of the pack." 4968 04:35:05,620 --> 04:35:07,620 "But the pack is that." 4969 04:35:07,620 --> 04:35:10,620 "They're all staying up together with each other." 4970 04:35:10,620 --> 04:35:12,620 "They're all taking each and every jump." 4971 04:35:12,620 --> 04:35:14,620 "With remarkable aplomb." 4972 04:35:14,620 --> 04:35:16,620 "Five hurdles left to go in this race." 4973 04:35:16,620 --> 04:35:19,620 "And I can't for the life of him even see where my horse is." 4974 04:35:19,620 --> 04:35:21,620 "I can see him now, he's in the middle of the pack." 4975 04:35:21,620 --> 04:35:22,620 "Which isn't bad at all." 4976 04:35:22,620 --> 04:35:25,620 "If you look at the situation we had in the last race there." 4977 04:35:25,620 --> 04:35:27,620 "It was a... he came from behind." 4978 04:35:27,620 --> 04:35:29,620 "Uh, said the actor to the Bishop." 4979 04:35:29,620 --> 04:35:34,620 "To really put all the other lads to pasture." 4980 04:35:34,620 --> 04:35:39,620 "I'm not... eighth or ninth place is Samajes." 4981 04:35:39,620 --> 04:35:42,620 "But he's beginning to make a little bit of ground notes." 4982 04:35:42,620 --> 04:35:45,620 "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini." 4983 04:35:45,620 --> 04:35:47,620 "On the outside." 4984 04:35:48,620 --> 04:35:50,620 "Jiggery Pokery." 4985 04:35:50,620 --> 04:35:53,620 "Sniff in the arse of number six there, I'd say." 4986 04:35:53,620 --> 04:35:57,620 "That's Ben Stiller's favourite Limp Bizkit album." 4987 04:35:57,620 --> 04:36:01,620 "And he's followed and ghosted there." 4988 04:36:02,620 --> 04:36:04,620 "By Doddy the Great." 4989 04:36:04,620 --> 04:36:07,620 "Who's looking very, very fat in the sack." 4990 04:36:07,620 --> 04:36:08,620 "Should we say." 4991 04:36:08,620 --> 04:36:11,620 "But heavy in the saddle and good for a ride." 4992 04:36:11,620 --> 04:36:16,620 "Three hurdles to go as they beast it round the lambastic turn." 4993 04:36:16,620 --> 04:36:18,620 "Of the final furlong." 4994 04:36:18,620 --> 04:36:21,620 "There's another... there's another 13 furlongs to go I think." 4995 04:36:21,620 --> 04:36:23,620 "I beg your pardon." 4996 04:36:23,620 --> 04:36:26,620 "The pack is tight as a duck's arse at the moment." 4997 04:36:26,620 --> 04:36:30,620 "It's hard to really pick someone out of this that's going to take us into cyberspace." 4998 04:36:30,620 --> 04:36:33,620 "But kinky John Fowler's just after tipping there." 4999 04:36:33,620 --> 04:36:35,620 "Thank you very much for that." 5000 04:36:35,620 --> 04:36:37,620 "Very, very kind of you there." 5001 04:36:37,620 --> 04:36:40,620 "They're all bunched up. Three hurdles to go." 5002 04:36:40,620 --> 04:36:42,620 "They take it all remarkably well." 5003 04:36:42,620 --> 04:36:47,620 "Again, it's another fantastic race where no horse has broke its leg." 5004 04:36:47,620 --> 04:36:52,620 "And found itself in a tricky, tented, gunshot situation." 5005 04:36:52,620 --> 04:36:54,620 "We don't like to see that and it's not great." 5006 04:36:54,620 --> 04:36:58,620 "Remember, gambling, it's not all it's cracked up to be." 5007 04:36:58,620 --> 04:37:03,620 "But I tell you something, you could tell me... you could... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... 5008 04:37:03,620 --> 04:37:05,620 you could be wrong there because this is looking exciting." 5009 04:37:05,620 --> 04:37:07,620 "Where's my horse?" 5010 04:37:07,620 --> 04:37:09,620 "It's still in the middle of the pack." 5011 04:37:09,620 --> 04:37:12,620 "It's not looking good for it. It looks like the dream is over." 5012 04:37:12,620 --> 04:37:14,620 "They're coming up to the lash hurdle." 5013 04:37:14,620 --> 04:37:18,620 "Unless something amazing happens now, it's game over for my thing." 5014 04:37:18,620 --> 04:37:20,620 "But I still have a safety bet on." 5015 04:37:20,620 --> 04:37:23,620 "So it could be mine. We're gonna check that out." 5016 04:37:23,620 --> 04:37:29,620 "Fucking hell, it's a great race." 5017 04:37:29,620 --> 04:37:31,620 "Who's this?" 5018 04:37:31,620 --> 04:37:36,620 "Langer Dan, whoever had him." 5019 04:37:36,620 --> 04:37:40,620 "I wonder what he was." 5020 04:37:40,620 --> 04:37:44,620 "I wonder what price he was." 5021 04:37:44,620 --> 04:37:58,620 "Well done there to Duck Dodgers in the... in the chat who had Langer Dan." 5022 04:37:58,620 --> 04:38:00,620 "13 to 2." 5023 04:38:00,620 --> 04:38:01,620 "13 to 2." 5024 04:38:01,620 --> 04:38:03,620 "I didn't have him as my safety." 5025 04:38:03,620 --> 04:38:07,620 "Another couple of races, I have a few safeties picked out for it, but..." 5026 04:38:07,620 --> 04:38:12,620 "Life of Pablo, thanks very much for the tip." 5027 04:38:12,620 --> 04:38:15,620 "In that particular contest they were third and fourth, judge to confirm..." 5028 04:38:15,620 --> 04:38:20,620 "But it is Langer Dan, the Coral Cup, who has landed the spoils." 5029 04:38:20,620 --> 04:38:22,620 "Langer Dan, huh?" 5030 04:38:22,620 --> 04:38:27,620 "My goodness me, the first horse to win the Coral Cup, twice." 5031 04:38:27,620 --> 04:38:35,620 "Let me just see what I have there in the rest of the afternoon, if you'll bear with me for a moment." 5032 04:38:35,620 --> 04:38:37,620 "He targets them." 5033 04:38:37,620 --> 04:38:40,620 "He's raised a few eyebrows, he was the talk in the preview circuit..." 5034 04:38:40,620 --> 04:38:48,620 "Edward Stone, in the next race at half three, could be later." 5035 04:38:48,620 --> 04:38:53,620 "Then we have an hour to wait between the next two." 5036 04:38:53,620 --> 04:38:55,620 "I have a couple of races near the end of the day." 5037 04:38:55,620 --> 04:38:57,620 "10 to 5 and half five." 5038 04:38:57,620 --> 04:39:07,620 "Saint Roy and Jalan de Dalaris or some French name or whatever." 5039 04:39:07,620 --> 04:39:08,620 "Look at..." 5040 04:39:10,620 --> 04:39:13,620 "The Acas is no more." 5041 04:39:13,620 --> 04:39:16,620 "But there's a few safety bets coming up later on." 5042 04:39:16,620 --> 04:39:17,620 "So look, we'll talk to you later on." 5043 04:39:17,620 --> 04:39:20,620 "Thanks very much for joining us and back to you Francis." 5044 04:39:20,620 --> 04:39:23,620 "We're just gonna head next door for an hour or two until the next race." 5045 04:39:23,620 --> 04:39:24,620 "We'll see you in a bit." 5046 04:39:24,620 --> 04:39:26,620 "Yep, do it up." 5047 04:39:26,620 --> 04:39:27,620 "Yeah." 5048 04:39:27,620 --> 04:39:28,620 "I'm not that good in it." 5049 04:39:28,620 --> 04:39:32,620 "Like, you know, but to say..." 5050 04:39:32,620 --> 04:39:36,620 "When you think about chat topics on the net, you tend to think of what?" 5051 04:39:36,620 --> 04:39:42,620 "Sort of trivial discussions between strangers, aliens, UFOs, sci-fi, a little bit of sex." 5052 04:39:42,620 --> 04:39:43,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5053 04:39:43,620 --> 04:39:44,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5054 04:39:44,620 --> 04:39:45,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5055 04:39:45,620 --> 04:39:46,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5056 04:39:46,620 --> 04:39:47,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5057 04:39:47,620 --> 04:39:48,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5058 04:39:48,620 --> 04:39:49,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5059 04:39:49,620 --> 04:39:50,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5060 04:39:50,620 --> 04:39:51,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5061 04:39:51,620 --> 04:39:52,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5062 04:39:52,620 --> 04:39:53,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5063 04:39:53,620 --> 04:39:54,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5064 04:39:54,620 --> 04:39:55,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5065 04:39:55,620 --> 04:39:56,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5066 04:39:56,620 --> 04:39:57,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5067 04:39:57,620 --> 04:39:58,620 "So, we'll see you in a bit." 5068 04:39:58,620 --> 04:40:00,620 "Live from the bookies downtown, actually." 5069 04:40:00,620 --> 04:40:04,620 "It's a shame that his accumulator ended." 5070 04:40:04,620 --> 04:40:07,620 "I said he should have actually gone for just the three." 5071 04:40:07,620 --> 04:40:08,620 "Maybe not the five." 5072 04:40:08,620 --> 04:40:10,620 "But look at the three he would have gone for." 5073 04:40:10,620 --> 04:40:12,620 "We're probably the three that we've seen already." 5074 04:40:12,620 --> 04:40:14,620 "So, he would have lost out anyways." 5075 04:40:14,620 --> 04:40:16,620 "But look at his a few safety bets." 5076 04:40:16,620 --> 04:40:18,620 "Remember, gambling, not great." 5077 04:40:18,620 --> 04:40:21,620 "You could find yourself in a tricky situation." 5078 04:40:21,620 --> 04:40:23,620 "Deads, deads OD." 5079 04:40:23,620 --> 04:40:25,620 "Thank you very much there for the tip." 5080 04:40:25,620 --> 04:40:27,620 "Also, thank you very much to..." 5081 04:40:27,620 --> 04:40:29,620 "Adrian Dobbin." 5082 04:40:29,620 --> 04:40:33,620 "Who says, 'tricky tented good shot situation.'" 5083 04:40:33,620 --> 04:40:34,620 "Thank you very much." 5084 04:40:34,620 --> 04:40:37,620 "And Gran Smellapino." 5085 04:40:37,620 --> 04:40:39,620 "Very very kind of your life of Pablo." 5086 04:40:39,620 --> 04:40:42,620 "And Pinky John Fowler." 5087 04:40:42,620 --> 04:40:43,620 "Deads, Mooey." 5088 04:40:43,620 --> 04:40:45,620 "NATO Human Resources." 5089 04:40:46,620 --> 04:40:48,620 "And Gareth Marenghi's Pace Place." 5090 04:40:48,620 --> 04:40:51,620 "Let's get back to the Pace Place that we're in right now." 5091 04:40:51,620 --> 04:40:54,620 "And really go ham." 5092 04:40:54,620 --> 04:40:56,620 "Hard as a mother." 5093 04:40:56,620 --> 04:40:59,620 "On this forklift job that we've been given." 5094 04:40:59,620 --> 04:41:01,620 "First time we've been given this job in five years." 5095 04:41:01,620 --> 04:41:02,620 "Would you believe?" 5096 04:41:02,620 --> 04:41:06,620 "Ah." 5097 04:41:06,620 --> 04:41:12,620 "Sometimes the taste of pure water is all you need." 5098 04:41:12,620 --> 04:41:16,620 "And that's a fact, you know." 5099 04:41:16,620 --> 04:41:18,620 "I know the uncle is going on the pints for Cheltenham week." 5100 04:41:18,620 --> 04:41:20,620 "That's his business." 5101 04:41:21,620 --> 04:41:25,620 "But look, it needn't be a piss up scenario every day of the week." 5102 04:41:25,620 --> 04:41:27,620 "But for some, for some it is." 5103 04:41:27,620 --> 04:41:29,620 "And that's fine as well if you can manage it." 5104 04:41:29,620 --> 04:41:30,620 "But it's the..." 5105 04:41:30,620 --> 04:41:32,620 "It's your liver that you need to have a word with." 5106 04:41:32,620 --> 04:41:35,620 "Or you don't want your liver to be having a word with you." 5107 04:41:35,620 --> 04:41:38,620 "You want to be able to have that conversation in advance." 5108 04:41:38,620 --> 04:41:42,620 "In good time, you know." 5109 04:41:42,620 --> 04:41:44,620 "Let me just see what's going on." 5110 04:41:44,620 --> 04:41:47,620 "I can't see the chat so I need to put that up on the side hatch." 5111 04:41:47,620 --> 04:41:49,620 "That's great." 5112 04:41:53,620 --> 04:41:55,620 "Hopefully the stream is still going there." 5113 04:41:55,620 --> 04:41:56,620 "Because I don't..." 5114 04:41:56,620 --> 04:41:57,620 "Yeah, brilliant stuff." 5115 04:41:57,620 --> 04:42:01,620 "I'm just going to reverse this." 5116 04:42:01,620 --> 04:42:05,620 "And maybe go around the side hatch here." 5117 04:42:05,620 --> 04:42:12,620 "Maybe there might be some slots around the back of those boxes that we can use to really dump box on." 5118 04:42:15,620 --> 04:42:20,620 "Still working the docks like that guy in the summer of '69." 5119 04:42:20,620 --> 04:42:21,620 "That's true." 5120 04:42:21,620 --> 04:42:22,620 "That is the truth." 5121 04:42:22,620 --> 04:42:23,620 "What's the quota, ASDA?" 5122 04:42:23,620 --> 04:42:26,620 "Let's have a little look here and see what our quota is." 5123 04:42:26,620 --> 04:42:27,620 "Eight crates." 5124 04:42:27,620 --> 04:42:30,620 "I think we're well within our remit." 5125 04:42:30,620 --> 04:42:32,620 "We have reached..." 5126 04:42:32,620 --> 04:42:34,620 "surpassed our mandate." 5127 04:42:34,620 --> 04:42:37,620 "And anything right now is a big billy bonus." 5128 04:42:38,620 --> 04:42:42,620 "Which we're going to take with us into the next working day." 5129 04:42:42,620 --> 04:42:47,620 "I mean, I might even have enough money to go to China after this job." 5130 04:42:47,620 --> 04:42:49,620 "I mean, it doesn't look like I'm going to have to work another day." 5131 04:42:49,620 --> 04:42:52,620 "If I fucking really hammer these boxes into..." 5132 04:42:52,620 --> 04:42:54,580 their allocated slots. 5133 04:43:02,180 --> 04:43:04,700 The other bets the uncle has there 5134 04:43:04,700 --> 04:43:06,160 in the rest of the day are 5135 04:43:06,160 --> 04:43:08,940 25 cent win bets. 5136 04:43:08,940 --> 04:43:12,780 So far, 5137 04:43:13,740 --> 04:43:17,120 zero in terms 5138 04:43:17,120 --> 04:43:18,000 of winnings. 5139 04:43:19,180 --> 04:43:21,020 But you never know what could happen 5140 04:43:21,020 --> 04:43:22,420 in the rest of these races. 5141 04:43:22,420 --> 04:43:26,680 Oh, he could be looking, 5142 04:43:26,800 --> 04:43:28,160 as he said, at a cool 5143 04:43:28,160 --> 04:43:30,800 1.50 euro if his 5144 04:43:30,800 --> 04:43:31,940 next horse comes in. 5145 04:43:33,560 --> 04:43:34,680 That's really going to put 5146 04:43:34,680 --> 04:43:35,780 the cat amongst the pigeons. 5147 04:43:39,620 --> 04:43:40,560 What happened with the 5148 04:43:40,560 --> 04:43:42,260 Asian travel company last night? 5149 04:43:42,380 --> 04:43:44,820 Great to see a lot of interest in that 5150 04:43:44,820 --> 04:43:46,740 situation. Turns out 5151 04:43:46,740 --> 04:43:47,400 they were scammers. 5152 04:43:49,120 --> 04:43:50,760 That was the top and bottom 5153 04:43:50,760 --> 04:43:53,260 of it. Absolute scam chances. 5154 04:43:54,980 --> 04:43:56,500 And there were allegations or 5155 04:43:56,500 --> 04:43:58,900 accusations of scammery being leveled 5156 04:43:58,900 --> 04:44:00,720 before I took the plunge with them. 5157 04:44:01,320 --> 04:44:02,400 But I thought, you know what? 5158 04:44:02,400 --> 04:44:03,720 I'm going to give these guys a go. 5159 04:44:04,120 --> 04:44:05,600 They might not be orthodox. 5160 04:44:05,940 --> 04:44:07,120 They might have a bad rep. 5161 04:44:07,600 --> 04:44:11,000 But that just could be somebody's, I don't know, either. 5162 04:44:12,060 --> 04:44:13,080 You know, they were Chinese. 5163 04:44:13,200 --> 04:44:15,120 There might have been some xenophobia there, 5164 04:44:15,340 --> 04:44:16,440 clouding the judgment. 5165 04:44:16,700 --> 04:44:17,860 But it turned out that, 5166 04:44:18,580 --> 04:44:21,160 and I'm not saying this is any problem to the Chinese at all. 5167 04:44:21,340 --> 04:44:23,560 It turns out they were the mafia. 5168 04:44:23,740 --> 04:44:24,580 The Chinese mafia. 5169 04:44:24,820 --> 04:44:30,320 And I got chaffed out the place. 5170 04:44:30,560 --> 04:44:31,740 Big time. 5171 04:44:33,280 --> 04:44:38,000 And I should really actually remember to fucking save the game here. 5172 04:44:38,380 --> 04:44:40,460 after I've done this task, 5173 04:44:40,560 --> 04:44:43,920 because we've made such progress with these boxes. 5174 04:44:44,600 --> 04:44:46,200 It would be an absolute shame. 5175 04:44:46,360 --> 04:44:47,500 A damn shame. 5176 04:44:48,240 --> 04:44:50,440 If there was a crash like there was last night. 5177 04:44:50,780 --> 04:44:54,140 I'm really taking liberties here 5178 04:44:54,140 --> 04:44:56,840 with the placement of these boxes. 5179 04:44:58,700 --> 04:45:00,220 I don't know how you're getting on there 5180 04:45:00,220 --> 04:45:02,320 to anybody who's just joined us there. 5181 04:45:03,140 --> 04:45:04,260 Sarah says morning. 5182 04:45:04,520 --> 04:45:06,480 I mean, it's past that now, I think, sir. 5183 04:45:06,640 --> 04:45:10,140 It's a bit of a slip of the horn there. 5184 04:45:10,240 --> 04:45:11,460 It's half past three. 5185 04:45:12,180 --> 04:45:14,400 But again, we've a lad watching in China, 5186 04:45:14,640 --> 04:45:15,960 which is probably evening there, 5187 04:45:15,960 --> 04:45:19,180 and God knows where else the views are coming from today. 5188 04:45:19,720 --> 04:45:25,420 But it's just, as I see every time I'm on the stream, 5189 04:45:25,600 --> 04:45:28,940 it's a bloody wonder that, you know, 5190 04:45:28,980 --> 04:45:31,300 there's people watching in all corners of the globe. 5191 04:45:33,340 --> 04:45:36,800 Big shout out there from Enda in France. 5192 04:45:37,180 --> 04:45:39,320 Doesn't sound like a very French name, Enda. 5193 04:45:39,880 --> 04:45:42,900 But thanks very much for tuning in anyway. 5194 04:45:43,020 --> 04:45:44,060 I hope you're getting on well. 5195 04:45:46,520 --> 04:45:49,480 And big shout out to anyone out there in Hamsbury. 5196 04:45:49,660 --> 04:45:53,520 who have the exact same time as us here. 5197 04:45:53,640 --> 04:45:56,200 It's GMT over there in Hamsbury. 5198 04:45:57,400 --> 04:45:59,000 It's Dublin time here. 5199 04:45:59,220 --> 04:46:04,960 I've, uh, I've, uh, shited on at length really, I have in general, 5200 04:46:05,060 --> 04:46:09,520 but I've, I've numerous times I've, uh, talked about the injustice, 5201 04:46:09,820 --> 04:46:16,780 severe injustice that we don't have our own little time slot. 5202 04:46:17,000 --> 04:46:20,180 I think we should be an hour behind the UK. 5203 04:46:20,180 --> 04:46:20,180 I think we should be an hour behind the UK. 5204 04:46:20,180 --> 04:46:20,180 I think we should be an hour behind the UK. 5205 04:46:22,940 --> 04:46:24,180 In terms of time. 5206 04:46:25,800 --> 04:46:29,820 You know, going by our, uh, where we're positioned geographically. 5207 04:46:33,820 --> 04:46:34,820 I'm not sure what I'm saying. 5208 04:46:34,820 --> 04:46:35,880 I'm not sure what I'd be wrong in saying that. 5209 04:46:37,260 --> 04:46:43,880 I mean, if you look at the parallel, Portugal, which is on the same parallel as us. 5210 04:46:45,160 --> 04:46:46,300 They're an hour ahead. 5211 04:46:46,420 --> 04:46:47,280 I mean, should we be in? 5212 04:46:47,340 --> 04:46:47,880 No, wait a sec. 5213 04:46:48,380 --> 04:46:49,260 Are they an hour ahead? 5214 04:46:49,400 --> 04:46:49,720 I can't. 5215 04:46:50,960 --> 04:46:52,500 I'm getting confused here. 5216 04:46:52,520 --> 04:46:53,820 I need to look at a fucking map. 5217 04:46:55,200 --> 04:46:58,160 It's, if it's half three here, it's probably half four in Portugal. 5218 04:47:00,280 --> 04:47:03,620 We're on the same parallel or, uh, latitude or longitude. 5219 04:47:03,720 --> 04:47:05,620 The one going up and down, whatever the fuck that is. 5220 04:47:08,880 --> 04:47:10,700 It's Portugal the same time, is it? 5221 04:47:12,160 --> 04:47:13,060 Well, there you go. 5222 04:47:14,380 --> 04:47:19,120 That's me well and true, uh, well and truly egg on faced. 5223 04:47:20,580 --> 04:47:27,800 But, uh, I'm not sure whether or not I'm right or wrong in saying that we should be in a different, uh, time zone. 5224 04:47:28,180 --> 04:47:34,240 But we do, when you look at the, uh, when it gets to the height of the summer and it's nearly 11 or half 11. 5225 04:47:34,740 --> 04:47:43,500 And if you say you're out Westport Way or even as far as Castle Bar maybe, it still can be bright enough. 5226 04:47:43,760 --> 04:47:46,140 And then you're looking on telly and the news will be on. 5227 04:47:46,660 --> 04:47:49,540 And it's pitch black down in Dublin. 5228 04:47:50,200 --> 04:47:52,800 Alabama, thanks very much for the tip there. 5229 04:47:52,920 --> 04:47:53,700 Very, very kind of you. 5230 04:48:01,160 --> 04:48:03,460 And, uh, big shout out as well to Al Capone. 5231 04:48:04,740 --> 04:48:07,480 Who said it's a giddy up situation. 5232 04:48:07,620 --> 04:48:10,120 The next race, I don't want to miss it, but I mean... 5233 04:48:12,120 --> 04:48:18,500 I'm not sure, I think there's a... I think it's... yeah, we see the next one and then we skip a race or two and then it's the final two of the night. 5234 04:48:18,560 --> 04:48:22,580 I'm gonna have a quick look after the... the whistle blows here at work. 5235 04:48:22,800 --> 04:48:24,540 I wonder if there's any slots down the back here. 5236 04:48:25,340 --> 04:48:29,220 If we can really slot this box into a... a premier slot. 5237 04:48:29,340 --> 04:48:30,980 No, they haven't allocated any. 5238 04:48:32,760 --> 04:48:34,260 Austin powered myself here. 5239 04:48:35,260 --> 04:48:40,940 I'm really fucking... I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this one. 5240 04:48:40,980 --> 04:48:44,320 It's reverse, accelerate, reverse, accelerate, reverse. 5241 04:48:45,280 --> 04:48:47,620 And we're losing a lot of valuable money. 5242 04:48:47,760 --> 04:48:49,200 Time really is money here. 5243 04:48:52,780 --> 04:48:54,180 There we... there we go. 5244 04:48:54,360 --> 04:48:59,420 Bit of a horn... horn blast there, just to signify a bit of a celebration that we managed to get out of that. 5245 04:49:00,400 --> 04:49:01,680 Absolute viper's pit. 5246 04:49:02,980 --> 04:49:04,520 Of, uh, of a hole. 5247 04:49:08,800 --> 04:49:10,480 Oh fuck, I don't know what I'm doing here. 5248 04:49:10,520 --> 04:49:12,540 I need to... I need to go in sideways there. 5249 04:49:14,500 --> 04:49:15,600 Next race in half an hour. 5250 04:49:15,720 --> 04:49:16,620 Great stuff, Paddy Nolan. 5251 04:49:16,740 --> 04:49:17,700 Thanks for the tip-off. 5252 04:49:21,160 --> 04:49:23,500 Ah, this is a terrible scenario, but look. 5253 04:49:23,700 --> 04:49:25,840 It's nearly home time and I don't think they're gonna quibble. 5254 04:49:28,540 --> 04:49:31,220 Can't see Mark getting annoyed with me. 5255 04:49:31,320 --> 04:49:32,960 Seems like a pretty chill guy, you know. 5256 04:49:36,060 --> 04:49:39,280 Slightly concerned about the, uh... 5257 04:49:39,280 --> 04:49:41,800 lack of shadow being cast by myself there. 5258 04:49:41,860 --> 04:49:43,280 See the shadow of the forklift? 5259 04:49:44,140 --> 04:49:45,120 But no me. 5260 04:49:45,660 --> 04:49:46,900 Which is quite worrying. 5261 04:49:48,200 --> 04:49:48,560 Indeed. 5262 04:49:49,160 --> 04:49:49,780 And, uh... 5263 04:49:49,780 --> 04:49:54,900 I really thought with the ray tracing in this game that we would... that... that wouldn't happen. 5264 04:50:01,700 --> 04:50:06,860 As he drove the forklift he cast no shadow. 5265 04:50:06,860 --> 04:50:07,360 Oh. 5266 04:50:11,360 --> 04:50:14,440 More Oasis-related bands there. 5267 04:50:18,540 --> 04:50:19,400 Fucking hell. 5268 04:50:20,240 --> 04:50:21,360 Another case. 5269 04:50:22,360 --> 04:50:23,980 This case is another forklift there. 5270 04:50:25,540 --> 04:50:26,520 Come on, fuck. 5271 04:50:26,640 --> 04:50:27,140 Number one. 5272 04:50:27,240 --> 04:50:27,440 We... 5273 04:50:27,440 --> 04:50:28,300 This guy's, uh... 5274 04:50:28,300 --> 04:50:29,200 A bit of a slowpoke. 5275 04:50:29,820 --> 04:50:30,960 We're gonna overtake him. 5276 04:50:33,440 --> 04:50:34,980 Get a DRS on the straight. 5277 04:50:35,040 --> 04:50:35,540 Here we go. 5278 04:50:43,380 --> 04:50:46,280 Was that really written about Richard Ashcraft? 5279 04:50:47,200 --> 04:50:47,440 Uh... 5280 04:50:47,440 --> 04:50:48,540 I mean... 5281 04:50:48,540 --> 04:50:53,160 Why would they be writing about other lads in their field? 5282 04:50:55,200 --> 04:50:55,980 No way. 5283 04:51:01,080 --> 04:51:01,940 So, uh... 5284 04:51:01,940 --> 04:51:03,080 Here's a song about... 5285 04:51:04,080 --> 04:51:05,460 Here's a song for... 5286 04:51:05,460 --> 04:51:08,460 For every man who tries to understand what's in his hands. 5287 04:51:09,140 --> 04:51:10,080 He walks alone... 5288 04:51:10,740 --> 04:51:11,080 Walks alone... 5289 04:51:11,880 --> 04:51:12,880 The open road of... 5290 04:51:12,880 --> 04:51:13,960 Of love and life. 5291 04:51:14,120 --> 04:51:15,680 You know, sometimes you can't remember the lyrics. 5292 04:51:15,780 --> 04:51:16,620 You actually have to sing them. 5293 04:51:17,060 --> 04:51:18,080 To find it if he can... 5294 04:51:19,480 --> 04:51:21,080 To find it if he can... 5295 04:51:21,740 --> 04:51:23,080 Bound with all... 5296 04:51:23,080 --> 04:51:25,200 The weight of all the words he tried to say. 5297 04:51:25,620 --> 04:51:26,180 So, they... 5298 04:51:26,180 --> 04:51:27,000 Is that like a... 5299 04:51:27,000 --> 04:51:27,440 Kind of... 5300 04:51:27,440 --> 04:51:29,060 They having a go with Ashcraft for that. 5301 04:51:29,160 --> 04:51:29,940 Are they trying to say... 5302 04:51:31,080 --> 04:51:31,800 He was trying... 5303 04:51:31,800 --> 04:51:33,920 He was bound by all the words he was trying to say. 5304 04:51:34,260 --> 04:51:37,420 Came to all the places that he never wished to stay. 5305 04:51:38,800 --> 04:51:39,720 Finished for the day. 5306 04:51:41,740 --> 04:51:43,600 Sounds like they're taking pity on him. 5307 04:51:44,520 --> 04:51:45,620 Is that kind of like, uh... 5308 04:51:45,620 --> 04:51:46,600 Okay, good job. 5309 04:51:47,480 --> 04:51:48,520 Here's today's pay. 5310 04:51:51,620 --> 04:51:54,260 They're trying to pity Richard Ashcraft with those lyrics. 5311 04:51:54,260 --> 04:51:55,120 Quota, son. 5312 04:51:55,480 --> 04:51:56,260 So, starting tomorrow... 5313 04:51:56,940 --> 04:51:58,000 You'll get a few lyrics. 5314 04:51:58,000 --> 04:51:58,260 With Laura Ashcraft. 5315 04:52:02,260 --> 04:52:03,200 That'll be 450 yen for crate. 5316 04:52:03,200 --> 04:52:06,160 As he pays the sub, he cast no shadow because he was so skinny. 5317 04:52:06,260 --> 04:52:06,440 Thank you. 5318 04:52:07,560 --> 04:52:08,820 Keep up the good work. 5319 04:52:10,260 --> 04:52:10,680 Yes. 5320 04:52:10,840 --> 04:52:11,380 Thank you very much. 5321 04:52:11,400 --> 04:52:12,560 Gotta hand it to the... 5322 04:52:12,560 --> 04:52:14,760 You know, notoriously adding nonsense lyrics. 5323 04:52:14,880 --> 04:52:15,600 It sounded good. 5324 04:52:16,260 --> 04:52:16,760 That's... 5325 04:52:16,760 --> 04:52:18,060 I mean, that's... 5326 04:52:18,060 --> 04:52:18,940 That works, you know? 5327 04:52:18,980 --> 04:52:20,660 It doesn't really have to make sense. 5328 04:52:20,860 --> 04:52:21,260 And... 5329 04:52:22,120 --> 04:52:23,660 You know, the album. 5330 04:52:23,900 --> 04:52:24,820 Fucking proved that. 5331 04:52:25,280 --> 04:52:26,540 It was track after track. 5332 04:52:26,620 --> 04:52:29,500 Even the ones that weren't released, his singles were fucking great. 5333 04:52:29,640 --> 04:52:29,900 Like... 5334 04:52:32,280 --> 04:52:33,860 I mean, I'm not saying... 5335 04:52:33,860 --> 04:52:39,980 Yeah, I'm not saying that they were having a go at Ashcraft or anything like that. 5336 04:52:40,080 --> 04:52:41,760 Maybe he admired him from afar. 5337 04:52:41,880 --> 04:52:43,480 I mean, he was talented. 5338 04:52:44,340 --> 04:52:47,740 You know, Bitter Sweet Symphony and the drugs don't work and all that kind of jazz. 5339 04:52:47,740 --> 04:52:50,720 Maybe Noel Gallagher could see that. 5340 04:52:51,080 --> 04:52:52,320 Oh, it's you, young dude. 5341 04:52:52,320 --> 04:52:53,340 You've been training. 5342 04:52:53,340 --> 04:52:54,780 I wonder, was there a rivalry between them? 5343 04:52:57,240 --> 04:52:57,460 Yeah. 5344 04:53:00,120 --> 04:53:00,960 That's great. 5345 04:53:01,600 --> 04:53:01,960 All right. 5346 04:53:02,040 --> 04:53:02,660 So it was a compliment. 5347 04:53:02,660 --> 04:53:03,820 He doesn't show you how to use it. 5348 04:53:05,380 --> 04:53:06,820 Yeah, he doesn't seem like... 5349 04:53:06,820 --> 04:53:08,740 Is it the shadow step move? 5350 04:53:09,400 --> 04:53:12,800 Like he would be that petty to fucking write an entire song. 5351 04:53:13,040 --> 04:53:18,000 I mean, that would be giving too much credence to your enemies if you were having a go in. 5352 04:53:18,000 --> 04:53:26,320 Then again, there's probably some song in the Oasis back catalogue that has those hallmarks. 5353 04:53:26,420 --> 04:53:33,780 I'm not particularly too sure, but to be honest, it doesn't really go much further than definitely, maybe, and what's the story? 5354 04:53:33,920 --> 04:53:34,160 I mean... 5355 04:53:34,160 --> 04:53:36,380 An accurate strike can paralyze. 5356 04:53:37,160 --> 04:53:38,120 I wonder whether... 5357 04:53:38,120 --> 04:53:43,720 I wonder did he have all the songs written and done and dusted for those two albums? 5358 04:53:45,300 --> 04:53:47,020 And then that was that. 5359 04:53:47,200 --> 04:53:50,440 He'd reached a level which he just couldn't be arsed to anymore. 5360 04:53:53,440 --> 04:53:56,060 Because the gusto might... 5361 04:53:56,060 --> 04:54:03,960 That you have in the early days of a project might not be able to be replicated because it belongs to a time and a place and a feeling. 5362 04:54:04,580 --> 04:54:07,920 That if you go back to it, it's just like fucking reheating the dinner, you know? 5363 04:54:11,680 --> 04:54:20,520 I don't know what this lad just said to me there because I was too busy talking absolute ring about Oasis. 5364 04:54:20,520 --> 04:54:21,240 Excuse me. 5365 04:54:21,880 --> 04:54:22,120 Eh? 5366 04:54:23,020 --> 04:54:24,220 What is it, young'un? 5367 04:54:27,160 --> 04:54:29,280 Do you know where Warehouse No. 17 is? 5368 04:54:29,280 --> 04:54:29,840 You best protect your neck. 5369 04:54:29,920 --> 04:54:31,000 You best protect your neck. 5370 04:54:31,140 --> 04:54:34,440 Warehouse No. 17 is furthest at the end of the harbour. 5371 04:54:35,140 --> 04:54:36,540 Turn right there. 5372 04:54:37,420 --> 04:54:40,780 And walk along the waterfront till you reach the end of the road. 5373 04:54:40,780 --> 04:54:41,860 Rah, I'ma give it to ya. 5374 04:54:42,040 --> 04:54:42,440 Thank you. 5375 04:54:42,440 --> 04:54:42,780 One old trivia. 5376 04:54:43,240 --> 04:54:43,860 Rah like... 5377 04:54:43,860 --> 04:54:44,180 Boop! 5378 04:54:44,400 --> 04:54:45,440 Straight from Bolivia. 5379 04:54:48,940 --> 04:54:50,940 My hip-hop will rock and shock the... 5380 04:54:50,940 --> 04:54:54,200 The nation like the Emancipation Proclamation. 5381 04:54:56,700 --> 04:54:59,160 Okay, so back to the Mad Angels now, I believe. 5382 04:54:59,260 --> 04:55:04,960 We get to the Warehouse No. 17 and absolutely leather the Mad Angels to death. 5383 04:55:12,960 --> 04:55:17,860 Ashes was another time to be alive. 5384 04:55:17,860 --> 04:55:18,360 Goro. 5385 04:55:19,360 --> 04:55:19,880 Okay! 5386 04:55:20,800 --> 04:55:22,280 Got something I want to ask. 5387 04:55:22,760 --> 04:55:23,720 Sorry, brother. 5388 04:55:23,980 --> 04:55:25,860 I'm a bit busy now. 5389 04:55:26,020 --> 04:55:27,360 Got something I want to ask. 5390 04:55:27,640 --> 04:55:29,440 Why are you like the way you are? 5391 04:55:30,780 --> 04:55:33,200 I don't know, bro! 5392 04:55:34,780 --> 04:55:35,980 What's wrong? 5393 04:55:37,020 --> 04:55:39,300 Well, you're a bit of a goofball. 5394 04:55:41,200 --> 04:55:42,340 Hey, bro! 5395 04:55:42,940 --> 04:55:46,340 What you said was way uncool! 5396 04:55:46,340 --> 04:55:58,600 All around the world. 5397 04:55:58,780 --> 04:56:00,140 Written two years prior. 5398 04:56:10,140 --> 04:56:11,020 Great stuff. 5399 04:56:11,020 --> 04:56:12,620 They're fucking hammering! 5400 04:56:12,760 --> 04:56:14,980 Look what they've done to my beautiful boy! 5401 04:56:14,980 --> 04:56:16,480 You? 5402 04:56:17,200 --> 04:56:17,600 Again? 5403 04:56:18,660 --> 04:56:20,380 This time you're dead. 5404 04:56:20,780 --> 04:56:21,260 Great stuff. 5405 04:56:21,500 --> 04:56:22,580 Bring it to me. 5406 04:56:24,440 --> 04:56:25,500 Watch your back, kid. 5407 04:56:25,780 --> 04:56:26,660 Watch your back, kid. 5408 04:56:26,960 --> 04:56:27,820 Watch your back, kid. 5409 04:56:28,060 --> 04:56:29,080 You best protect your neck. 5410 04:56:29,180 --> 04:56:30,200 You best protect your neck. 5411 04:56:33,300 --> 04:56:34,580 You can't save it now. 5412 04:56:35,160 --> 04:56:36,320 Someone's saying save there. 5413 04:56:36,400 --> 04:56:36,940 It's too late. 5414 04:56:37,100 --> 04:56:39,200 I'm trying to do fucking Dark Moon on these lads. 5415 04:56:39,200 --> 04:56:51,880 Absolute fucking strength and power in that Dark Moon kick. 5416 04:56:51,960 --> 04:56:53,500 It's a real sweet move. 5417 04:56:57,540 --> 04:56:59,280 They don't make them like this anymore. 5418 04:57:00,100 --> 04:57:01,040 Thank God. 5419 04:57:01,040 --> 04:57:05,720 They don't make them like this anymore. 5420 04:57:05,820 --> 04:57:06,820 They make them like that. 5421 04:57:08,040 --> 04:57:09,900 And that's not great either. 5422 04:57:10,880 --> 04:57:11,180 You know? 5423 04:57:14,560 --> 04:57:16,480 Did that fucking Hadouken on him then? 5424 04:57:17,720 --> 04:57:20,900 Thank you very much there, Gas Man the Grunt. 5425 04:57:21,020 --> 04:57:22,380 Very, very kind of you. 5426 04:57:22,500 --> 04:57:25,480 You say birthday wishes there to Porrick Kelly. 5427 04:57:28,480 --> 04:57:30,420 The dyingest man that ever was. 5428 04:57:30,480 --> 04:57:31,900 Thank you very much there for the tip. 5429 04:57:38,000 --> 04:57:40,540 And you can't even save the fucking thing. 5430 04:57:41,820 --> 04:57:45,460 I'll just get the fight done and then it's saveville, Tennessee. 5431 04:57:45,460 --> 04:58:06,020 And there is a constant sound of like a bird or an animal going. 5432 04:58:07,020 --> 04:58:08,140 In the background. 5433 04:58:08,540 --> 04:58:11,560 Hopefully that's not wrecking anyone's head because it's fucking wrecking mine. 5434 04:58:11,560 --> 04:58:21,120 Pure fucking windmilling. 5435 04:58:24,800 --> 04:58:30,500 You'd be forgiven for thinking this is the Dutch landscape you're looking at. 5436 04:58:30,560 --> 04:58:32,800 With the amount of windmills going around, huh? 5437 04:58:34,240 --> 04:58:42,660 You'd be forgiven for thinking this is an absolute feast of violence. 5438 04:58:43,640 --> 04:58:44,580 That's because it is. 5439 04:58:47,380 --> 04:58:48,800 Orrah! Orrah! 5440 04:58:52,060 --> 04:58:56,160 Oh yeah, combo triple burger, triple decker. 5441 04:58:56,600 --> 04:58:57,340 Beautiful stuff. 5442 04:58:58,120 --> 04:58:58,820 Windy Miller. 5443 04:58:59,240 --> 04:59:01,620 We won't forget this. 5444 04:59:03,120 --> 04:59:08,380 Something tells me you will and I'll have to fight you again in another proxy battle. 5445 04:59:09,180 --> 04:59:11,060 In about 20 minutes to half an hour. 5446 04:59:11,060 --> 04:59:12,320 No problem. 5447 04:59:14,160 --> 04:59:14,720 Oh. 5448 04:59:15,800 --> 04:59:16,280 Careful. 5449 04:59:17,380 --> 04:59:18,560 Hope they don't kill him. 5450 04:59:20,680 --> 04:59:22,440 Because he seems to have a good soul. 5451 04:59:23,700 --> 04:59:24,440 Listen to the music. 5452 04:59:24,440 --> 04:59:26,120 So, looking for your brother. 5453 04:59:27,960 --> 04:59:29,620 Yeah, my only brother. 5454 04:59:30,640 --> 04:59:31,840 He's about your age. 5455 04:59:32,960 --> 04:59:35,800 But now, he's probably at the bottom of the sea. 5456 04:59:37,900 --> 04:59:39,860 Killed by the mad angels. 5457 04:59:40,260 --> 04:59:41,920 Why would the mad angels kill your brother? 5458 04:59:42,300 --> 04:59:43,560 Concrete boots, was it? 5459 04:59:43,620 --> 04:59:45,720 It appears he may have leaked some important information. 5460 04:59:46,880 --> 04:59:48,300 Sleeping with the fishes of this. 5461 04:59:48,300 --> 04:59:49,180 That's why they... 5462 04:59:49,180 --> 04:59:51,380 Probably. 5463 04:59:53,800 --> 04:59:55,340 At least as far as I could tell. 5464 04:59:56,040 --> 04:59:57,560 Only one person was killed. 5465 04:59:59,100 --> 05:00:00,720 So, you're not sure? 5466 05:00:02,220 --> 05:00:04,480 Was the guy who heard the information killed? 5467 05:00:04,740 --> 05:00:05,820 Or my brother. 5468 05:00:06,320 --> 05:00:07,340 The one who leaked it. 5469 05:00:08,940 --> 05:00:09,920 Oh yeah, deal. 5470 05:00:09,920 --> 05:00:13,600 I heard the information was about a black market deal. 5471 05:00:16,060 --> 05:00:17,940 With some Chinese cartel. 5472 05:00:17,940 --> 05:00:20,800 A Chinese cartel. 5473 05:00:22,720 --> 05:00:23,960 The Chi Yu men. 5474 05:00:25,220 --> 05:00:26,260 The Chi Yu men. 5475 05:00:27,260 --> 05:00:28,140 Great stuff. 5476 05:00:28,240 --> 05:00:29,200 The Chi Yu men. 5477 05:00:34,060 --> 05:00:36,360 Let's check out the notepad there. 5478 05:00:36,400 --> 05:00:37,460 We've got some information. 5479 05:00:37,900 --> 05:00:38,720 If I follow them... 5480 05:00:38,720 --> 05:00:39,720 If I follow them... 5481 05:00:39,720 --> 05:00:43,760 They'll lead me to the Chi Yu men. 5482 05:00:43,820 --> 05:00:46,300 Now, this is the mad angels we're talking about. 5483 05:00:46,400 --> 05:00:48,160 They're making a deal with the Chi Yu men. 5484 05:00:49,000 --> 05:00:51,500 How am I meant to find out where to go here? 5485 05:00:51,560 --> 05:00:52,720 Is it the exact same... 5486 05:00:52,720 --> 05:00:54,880 Quest that I was going on there? 5487 05:00:54,940 --> 05:00:56,100 Down the back of... 5488 05:00:56,100 --> 05:00:56,800 Shed 17. 5489 05:00:56,800 --> 05:00:56,980 Cut scene. 5490 05:01:05,540 --> 05:01:06,220 There we go. 5491 05:01:06,280 --> 05:01:06,860 It's all on. 5492 05:01:09,760 --> 05:01:11,720 Or that's just a cut scene for the night time. 5493 05:01:11,860 --> 05:01:12,680 Actually, it's not going to be... 5494 05:01:12,680 --> 05:01:16,460 I thought it was going to be a cut scene where I see the mad angels. 5495 05:01:16,640 --> 05:01:17,680 It's not just a fucking... 5496 05:01:17,680 --> 05:01:18,460 This is bed... 5497 05:01:18,460 --> 05:01:19,960 This is night time now cut scene. 5498 05:01:19,960 --> 05:01:27,780 Save the game. 5499 05:01:34,380 --> 05:01:35,280 Beautiful stuff. 5500 05:01:44,980 --> 05:01:46,620 Go see the homeless man. 5501 05:01:47,920 --> 05:01:48,900 Jimmy, how are you? 5502 05:01:48,960 --> 05:01:55,440 Thanks very much for dispensing information at a rapid and industrialized pace there yesterday. 5503 05:01:56,120 --> 05:01:57,280 Very, very kind to you. 5504 05:01:57,340 --> 05:01:58,740 And now coming in clutch as well. 5505 05:02:00,040 --> 05:02:03,700 It's funny to see when the games change, there's different people who are... 5506 05:02:03,700 --> 05:02:07,180 Who are the authority and have all the knowledge on the different games. 5507 05:02:07,280 --> 05:02:08,700 So it's not just a... 5508 05:02:08,700 --> 05:02:11,700 A Rogers and Flood dynasty. 5509 05:02:11,700 --> 05:02:12,440 Do you know? 5510 05:02:14,680 --> 05:02:17,240 There's a variation in the format. 5511 05:02:17,960 --> 05:02:24,440 I'm not sure if you've only just joined us there, Jimmy, but there were some moves... 5512 05:02:24,440 --> 05:02:27,160 ...taught to us by the old man earlier on. 5513 05:02:27,660 --> 05:02:29,460 But maybe we can get something new. 5514 05:02:29,540 --> 05:02:30,180 Excuse me? 5515 05:02:30,840 --> 05:02:31,100 Eh? 5516 05:02:31,280 --> 05:02:31,720 Again. 5517 05:02:31,720 --> 05:02:33,220 What is it, young'un? 5518 05:02:36,640 --> 05:02:38,800 Flood got signed to a different stream. 5519 05:02:39,020 --> 05:02:39,800 He's on loan. 5520 05:02:39,800 --> 05:02:41,260 Do you happen to know where the mad angels hang out? 5521 05:02:41,880 --> 05:02:43,740 Why are you looking for them? 5522 05:02:44,360 --> 05:02:47,880 I hear you've been getting yourself in all sorts of trouble. 5523 05:02:48,360 --> 05:02:50,120 I really need to know where they are. 5524 05:02:50,120 --> 05:02:53,500 If you know, please tell me. 5525 05:02:53,500 --> 05:02:55,220 All right already. 5526 05:02:55,840 --> 05:02:57,360 Come back here at night. 5527 05:02:58,060 --> 05:02:58,380 Here? 5528 05:02:58,380 --> 05:02:58,380 Here? 5529 05:02:58,380 --> 05:03:01,340 They always gather around here at night. 5530 05:03:01,960 --> 05:03:02,540 At night? 5531 05:03:02,540 --> 05:03:03,660 I understand. 5532 05:03:04,180 --> 05:03:04,700 Thank you. 5533 05:03:05,120 --> 05:03:07,380 Don't go doing nothing, reckless. 5534 05:03:07,680 --> 05:03:08,160 You hear? 5535 05:03:09,260 --> 05:03:10,380 You hear? 5536 05:03:15,120 --> 05:03:17,020 Near the harbour cafeteria. 5537 05:03:17,020 --> 05:03:20,100 I heard the bikers gather at night near the harbour cafeteria. 5538 05:03:20,300 --> 05:03:21,680 Is that them question mark? 5539 05:03:21,740 --> 05:03:22,220 Let's have a look. 5540 05:03:22,280 --> 05:03:23,660 This is the cafeteria here, no? 5541 05:03:25,120 --> 05:03:25,840 That's tomato. 5542 05:03:26,280 --> 05:03:27,300 This is the cafeteria. 5543 05:03:32,680 --> 05:03:34,720 I mean, oh, did he say come back tomorrow? 5544 05:03:47,040 --> 05:03:48,140 I'm gonna ask. 5545 05:03:50,500 --> 05:03:52,700 I mean, it is nice, so, I mean. 5546 05:03:52,700 --> 05:04:00,280 Fuck it, it's probably better just to get home, get the head down. 5547 05:04:01,420 --> 05:04:03,720 Straight back into work in the morning then, you know? 5548 05:04:05,060 --> 05:04:05,900 Maybe get... 5549 05:04:05,900 --> 05:04:09,440 I want to win a race as well, so it's... 5550 05:04:09,440 --> 05:04:10,600 I have a lot on my face. 5551 05:04:10,600 --> 05:04:12,320 Maybe I should ask around about the mad angels. 5552 05:04:14,200 --> 05:04:16,920 Other ideas, I suppose, in the situations. 5553 05:04:17,120 --> 05:04:18,320 We were... 5554 05:04:18,320 --> 05:04:22,000 We were in the right spot, but... 5555 05:04:22,000 --> 05:04:24,540 I mean, where are these fucking mad angels like? 5556 05:04:24,580 --> 05:04:25,000 You know, it's... 5557 05:04:26,460 --> 05:04:27,660 It is night time. 5558 05:04:27,760 --> 05:04:28,960 These guys aren't around here. 5559 05:04:30,700 --> 05:04:35,000 Maybe if I try and go inside the cafeteria, there'll be some sort of... 5560 05:04:35,000 --> 05:04:36,540 Hubbub. 5561 05:04:37,360 --> 05:04:37,720 No. 5562 05:04:45,720 --> 05:05:06,940 Some really lovely disjointed, bizarre, conversational meanderings. 5563 05:05:08,980 --> 05:05:09,940 Open-ended. 5564 05:05:09,940 --> 05:05:11,520 Looks like they're about to close. 5565 05:05:11,980 --> 05:05:12,340 Right. 5566 05:05:14,040 --> 05:05:15,020 Come on, cutscene. 5567 05:05:16,460 --> 05:05:17,940 What about this, uh, groovy... 5568 05:05:19,320 --> 05:05:24,120 Groovy shoesy over here. 5569 05:05:24,120 --> 05:05:26,200 Have you seen any of the mad angels around? 5570 05:05:26,840 --> 05:05:27,740 Whoa, bro! 5571 05:05:28,040 --> 05:05:31,600 Like I said, don't say that name out loud! 5572 05:05:32,360 --> 05:05:33,180 You know, right? 5573 05:05:33,640 --> 05:05:34,280 Tell me. 5574 05:05:34,800 --> 05:05:35,540 Ah, bro! 5575 05:05:36,200 --> 05:05:38,820 Well, I ain't got no choice, I guess. 5576 05:05:39,820 --> 05:05:40,340 Motorcycles. 5577 05:05:40,760 --> 05:05:43,540 They ride around the harbor at night. 5578 05:05:43,880 --> 05:05:44,920 Motorcycles. 5579 05:05:44,920 --> 05:05:44,920 Hi. 5580 05:05:44,920 --> 05:05:45,240 Motorcycles. 5581 05:05:45,240 --> 05:05:49,760 Hi. 5582 05:05:50,400 --> 05:05:51,720 What's groovy, bro? 5583 05:05:51,900 --> 05:05:52,520 Oh, fuck up. 5584 05:05:52,580 --> 05:05:54,480 They come, but bro, they're real... 5585 05:05:54,480 --> 05:05:54,920 At night? 5586 05:05:55,200 --> 05:05:55,580 Thanks. 5587 05:05:55,900 --> 05:05:56,220 Yeah! 5588 05:06:08,900 --> 05:06:10,060 Harbor at night. 5589 05:06:10,880 --> 05:06:12,060 Harbor at night. 5590 05:06:12,860 --> 05:06:14,600 Where are the bikers? 5591 05:06:14,600 --> 05:06:16,120 I'm getting a prize. 5592 05:06:16,700 --> 05:06:20,180 I want to have a massive prize. 5593 05:06:20,180 --> 05:06:24,940 But I can't find the bikers at the harbor at night. 5594 05:06:31,940 --> 05:06:32,380 Um. 5595 05:06:34,720 --> 05:06:35,500 Just, um. 5596 05:06:35,840 --> 05:06:36,360 There's no one... 5597 05:06:36,360 --> 05:06:37,940 I want to ask you about the mad angels. 5598 05:06:38,640 --> 05:06:42,060 Word among the fishermen is that they're a nasty bunch. 5599 05:06:42,700 --> 05:06:43,600 Yeah, I guess so. 5600 05:06:44,280 --> 05:06:44,740 See you. 5601 05:06:48,180 --> 05:06:53,720 I think that if I put enough time and effort into it, that... 5602 05:06:53,720 --> 05:06:59,080 I mean, there's mods you can get for the voices and the dialogue, so if I really put it... 5603 05:06:59,080 --> 05:07:00,060 Nah, it would be... 5604 05:07:00,060 --> 05:07:00,720 It would take forever. 5605 05:07:00,960 --> 05:07:01,680 It would take forever. 5606 05:07:02,460 --> 05:07:03,780 I was going to say to re... 5607 05:07:03,780 --> 05:07:04,940 Completely re-voice... 5608 05:07:06,720 --> 05:07:08,280 The game. 5609 05:07:12,280 --> 05:07:12,580 Do you know? 5610 05:07:12,580 --> 05:07:12,600 Do you know? 5611 05:07:18,040 --> 05:07:21,200 That would be such a heavy undertaking. 5612 05:07:21,360 --> 05:07:21,900 But was it? 5613 05:07:21,980 --> 05:07:22,840 I mean... 5614 05:07:22,840 --> 05:07:23,980 If you just... 5615 05:07:23,980 --> 05:07:26,320 If you had a script in front of you... 5616 05:07:26,320 --> 05:07:27,980 You spent a day doing it... 5617 05:07:27,980 --> 05:07:31,240 And you tried to fucking do all the different voices as well... 5618 05:07:31,240 --> 05:07:35,040 Maybe use AI a little bit here and there to... 5619 05:07:35,040 --> 05:07:36,660 To mix it up. 5620 05:07:37,900 --> 05:07:45,320 But completely localize it in and around kind of Irish, UK... 5621 05:07:45,320 --> 05:07:48,800 And throw in a sprinkling of some ridiculous... 5622 05:07:48,800 --> 05:07:51,180 American and Australian accents as well. 5623 05:07:58,720 --> 05:08:04,340 Because if there is a mod that you can get to download that gives you better dialogue... 5624 05:08:04,340 --> 05:08:04,660 And more... 5625 05:08:04,660 --> 05:08:06,640 I think it's redone, remastered. 5626 05:08:06,820 --> 05:08:07,880 That's all well and good. 5627 05:08:08,000 --> 05:08:12,060 That's taking existing dialogue and then remastering, revamping it. 5628 05:08:12,240 --> 05:08:12,720 But... 5629 05:08:13,620 --> 05:08:17,720 To actually break it down, find out how you can insert and put in... 5630 05:08:19,720 --> 05:08:22,200 Little audio clips. 5631 05:08:22,440 --> 05:08:23,060 Because... 5632 05:08:23,060 --> 05:08:28,060 On the GT Grand Theft Auto modding scene... 5633 05:08:28,060 --> 05:08:32,140 I came across when I was trying to do bits and pieces on it once... 5634 05:08:32,140 --> 05:08:37,140 That you can go through all the pedestrian dialogue... 5635 05:08:37,140 --> 05:08:39,540 And if you wanted to, you could fucking replace it. 5636 05:08:39,600 --> 05:08:41,360 You could put stuff in that you made yourself. 5637 05:08:41,840 --> 05:08:44,300 So there must be a way of doing it for Shenmue as well. 5638 05:08:44,300 --> 05:08:45,300 Um... 5639 05:08:46,020 --> 05:08:48,380 About the location of the Mad Angels... 5640 05:08:48,380 --> 05:08:50,520 Try coming back here at night. 5641 05:08:50,960 --> 05:08:52,360 I'm here at night, man. 5642 05:08:53,340 --> 05:08:54,880 You see what's going on. 5643 05:09:04,900 --> 05:09:05,960 Head back home. 5644 05:09:06,020 --> 05:09:06,460 Says Jimmy. 5645 05:09:06,560 --> 05:09:07,480 Okay, there's no point. 5646 05:09:08,740 --> 05:09:09,720 But I mean, look. 5647 05:09:09,960 --> 05:09:11,240 I tried to go back home. 5648 05:09:11,240 --> 05:09:11,500 I should go home. 5649 05:09:11,960 --> 05:09:12,280 Alright. 5650 05:09:13,280 --> 05:09:14,780 Tried to go home ten minutes ago. 5651 05:09:14,840 --> 05:09:15,540 He wouldn't let me. 5652 05:09:25,100 --> 05:09:26,280 Kick-off is tomorrow. 5653 05:09:27,060 --> 05:09:28,220 Super kick-off. 5654 05:09:34,260 --> 05:09:36,280 And we're waiting on another race... 5655 05:09:36,900 --> 05:09:38,500 Which is going to be in 20... 5656 05:09:38,500 --> 05:09:40,680 Or 35 minutes time, I believe. 5657 05:09:41,700 --> 05:09:43,740 We've got a nice bit of time left yet. 5658 05:09:46,860 --> 05:09:49,380 We're feeding off scraps, lads. 5659 05:09:49,980 --> 05:09:51,400 Seven minutes, says Paddy Nolan. 5660 05:09:51,520 --> 05:09:52,240 Okay, what's that? 5661 05:09:52,400 --> 05:09:53,920 Let me just see what he's got here. 5662 05:09:56,260 --> 05:09:57,700 He has the... 5663 05:09:57,700 --> 05:10:01,680 15.30 Cheltenham Edward Stone. 5664 05:10:01,800 --> 05:10:02,700 So that's probably been... 5665 05:10:04,260 --> 05:10:05,680 Moved, is it? 5666 05:10:05,680 --> 05:10:09,060 16.30 is probably been moved to 4pm. 5667 05:10:23,060 --> 05:10:24,160 Push back. 5668 05:10:28,220 --> 05:10:31,760 The horse Edward Stone at 6-1. 5669 05:10:32,440 --> 05:10:37,300 Looking at a very, very cool 1.75 return on that. 5670 05:10:38,100 --> 05:10:39,800 25 cent steak. 5671 05:10:48,380 --> 05:10:49,640 As for Shenmue. 5672 05:10:49,640 --> 05:10:52,060 Taking our sweet hours time. 5673 05:10:52,180 --> 05:10:52,560 It's... 5674 05:10:52,560 --> 05:10:56,360 More fucking bus waitery. 5675 05:10:57,120 --> 05:10:58,920 And then home sleepery. 5676 05:11:00,200 --> 05:11:04,000 Potential dream about some Chinese one he's never met. 5677 05:11:05,060 --> 05:11:06,860 Back to the job in the morning. 5678 05:11:07,040 --> 05:11:09,140 Not without having a fucking race in a forklift. 5679 05:11:09,320 --> 05:11:10,680 I mean, I need to... 5680 05:11:11,420 --> 05:11:14,640 I want to prove myself on the forklift racing scene. 5681 05:11:15,180 --> 05:11:20,040 But the unfortunate thing, it's going to coincide with having to cut away to Tom for the race. 5682 05:11:20,420 --> 05:11:21,520 That happened last time. 5683 05:11:21,560 --> 05:11:24,680 I don't like leaving the race arena. 5684 05:11:31,640 --> 05:11:32,720 Shenmue completion. 5685 05:11:32,880 --> 05:11:33,520 Expected today? 5686 05:11:33,620 --> 05:11:34,300 Question mark. 5687 05:11:34,540 --> 05:11:35,560 Look, time will tell. 5688 05:11:36,640 --> 05:11:38,860 I think I remember playing this 5 years ago. 5689 05:11:39,000 --> 05:11:40,760 And we were doing the forklift work. 5690 05:11:40,940 --> 05:11:43,740 And it didn't get finished on that particular day. 5691 05:11:44,360 --> 05:11:50,420 Which would lead me to believe that possibly it could be out of the question. 5692 05:11:51,200 --> 05:11:56,360 Somebody did speculate earlier on that it was going to tip over into another day. 5693 05:11:57,100 --> 05:11:59,100 Because it's a 20 hour game. 5694 05:12:00,700 --> 05:12:02,520 And it has been 5 years. 5695 05:12:02,520 --> 05:12:27,640 I wonder who it was that was telling me that she could skip the forklift yesterday. 5696 05:12:27,640 --> 05:12:34,760 Or did I just come up with that and then somebody just decided to write yeah just to placate me. 5697 05:12:36,380 --> 05:12:40,420 Then in doing so sent me off on a bit of a fucking goose chase. 5698 05:12:45,460 --> 05:12:47,500 We can hit some serious pace soon enough. 5699 05:12:47,500 --> 05:12:49,700 Just need to get these last shifts out of the way. 5700 05:12:51,060 --> 05:12:54,880 Serious bit of fucking gusto being thrown behind these streams there Jim. 5701 05:12:55,040 --> 05:12:56,840 It's remarkable to see. 5702 05:12:57,500 --> 05:12:58,300 It really is. 5703 05:12:58,300 --> 05:13:20,860 Might just horse a bit of pasta into me there. 5704 05:13:20,860 --> 05:13:24,640 So I think we're going to have to cross over to Thomas. 5705 05:13:24,800 --> 05:13:25,760 What the fuck's going on? 5706 05:13:25,800 --> 05:13:26,460 Gotta get going. 5707 05:13:27,520 --> 05:13:28,420 Is that a glitch? 5708 05:13:30,040 --> 05:13:31,300 Did you just see that? 5709 05:13:36,300 --> 05:13:36,860 Did I just... 5710 05:13:37,400 --> 05:13:38,420 Was I making that up? 5711 05:13:38,640 --> 05:13:39,700 He got out of bed. 5712 05:13:39,920 --> 05:13:41,620 And he was standing there as well. 5713 05:13:42,760 --> 05:13:46,760 Was that meant to be in the game or was that a glitch? 5714 05:13:58,500 --> 05:13:59,020 Shen Tui. 5715 05:13:59,680 --> 05:14:00,440 Let's keep on now. 5716 05:14:01,920 --> 05:14:02,720 Dream Mui. 5717 05:14:02,720 --> 05:14:16,800 Some lovely music here. 5718 05:14:18,800 --> 05:14:20,400 To accompany the pasta. 5719 05:14:20,400 --> 05:14:20,900 The pasta. 5720 05:14:20,900 --> 05:14:50,880 Thank you. 5721 05:14:50,880 --> 05:14:58,660 Sorry, you shouldn't, you shouldn't actually eat with your mouth full, or you shouldn't actually sing with your mouth full, it's disgusting. 5722 05:15:17,380 --> 05:15:19,600 Don't ever eat with your mouth full. 5723 05:15:19,600 --> 05:15:30,560 They're at the post. 5724 05:15:30,560 --> 05:15:57,240 Oh, we're going to have to just break away. 5725 05:15:57,240 --> 05:16:08,520 I'm afraid from the white hot diary book action screen of Shenmue and cross over now to the uncle who's currently downtown in the bookies. 5726 05:16:09,080 --> 05:16:11,040 We're going to cross over to Tom. 5727 05:16:11,580 --> 05:16:13,380 Tom Arse, are you there? 5728 05:16:13,520 --> 05:16:15,320 And how are you if you are there? 5729 05:16:16,880 --> 05:16:17,660 Oh, you're hitting on. 5730 05:16:18,880 --> 05:16:20,040 Ready to rock. 5731 05:16:20,620 --> 05:16:21,580 Let's do this. 5732 05:16:23,200 --> 05:16:24,240 Tic-tac. 5733 05:16:25,040 --> 05:16:25,800 Top of the head. 5734 05:16:26,200 --> 05:16:26,840 Nine to four. 5735 05:16:26,840 --> 05:16:31,020 994. Empty bowl of rice. Half the price. 5736 05:16:31,960 --> 05:16:32,940 I'm feeling nice. 5737 05:16:33,020 --> 05:16:37,040 Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. 5738 05:16:38,320 --> 05:16:43,680 How are you getting on there? I'm just about to watch the race here. 5739 05:16:43,680 --> 05:16:55,100 I've got a 25 cent on Edward Stone, so it looks like it could be a bittersweet into the day if I get something out of this. 5740 05:16:55,240 --> 05:16:59,860 Because it's not the accumulator that I wanted. 5741 05:17:01,440 --> 05:17:03,700 Here we go. But it's something. 5742 05:17:10,840 --> 05:17:13,420 There's a horse called Elixir de Nuts. 5743 05:17:15,540 --> 05:17:19,800 That's not even something I've made up. That's an actual name. That's brilliant. 5744 05:17:23,640 --> 05:17:34,100 Red stuff. Edward Stone looking to repeat a bit of previous success here. 5745 05:17:37,100 --> 05:17:42,840 And he is... I'm not sure where he is there. I think he's out in the lead, actually, already, Edward Stone. 5746 05:17:43,260 --> 05:17:58,740 He's got polka-dutch leads. And a white cap. Edward Stone out in the lead. Here we go. 1.75. We're looking at a nice situation if it comes in. 5747 05:17:59,540 --> 05:18:02,720 And thanks very much there for the tip there, Grands Milipino. 5748 05:18:02,720 --> 05:18:15,180 He said, "Good luck with the gambling." Hopefully we'll avoid a 9mm GG situation. That's exactly what we don't want to see. 5749 05:18:15,180 --> 05:18:20,180 And 9 fences to go here. Edward Stone out in the lead. Oh! 5750 05:18:20,180 --> 05:18:28,640 One of the horses is talking a bit of a bad situation there. It's... He stopped running. Hopefully... Hopefully he's intact anyway and it's not going to be a... Johnny get the gun scenario, you know? 5751 05:18:28,640 --> 05:18:42,100 Edward Stone... But Edward Stone... Who cares? Edward Stone is in the lead and that's the horse we're looking at at the moment today. Fan B. Thank you very much there for your tip. Very, very kind of you. 5752 05:18:42,100 --> 05:18:44,580 but Edward Stone 5753 05:18:44,580 --> 05:18:46,860 who cares, Edward Stone is in the lead 5754 05:18:46,860 --> 05:18:49,500 and that's the horse we're looking at 5755 05:18:49,500 --> 05:18:50,440 at the moment today 5756 05:18:50,440 --> 05:18:52,880 Fan B, thank you very much there 5757 05:18:52,880 --> 05:18:54,840 for your tip 5758 05:18:54,840 --> 05:18:55,760 very very kind 5759 05:18:55,760 --> 05:18:59,360 it's not going to be a curtain 5760 05:18:59,360 --> 05:19:01,840 laden glue factory 5761 05:19:01,840 --> 05:19:05,280 Elixir de Nuts is still 5762 05:19:05,280 --> 05:19:08,560 into the free 5763 05:19:08,560 --> 05:19:09,160 he's coming up 5764 05:19:09,160 --> 05:19:10,240 sorry I just need to focus here 5765 05:19:10,240 --> 05:19:12,820 looking there at the chat 5766 05:19:12,820 --> 05:19:13,540 I'm looking at the tips 5767 05:19:13,540 --> 05:19:14,500 gamble away boys 5768 05:19:14,500 --> 05:19:15,580 thank you very much for the tip 5769 05:19:15,580 --> 05:19:17,560 it's Edward Stone up forward 5770 05:19:17,560 --> 05:19:20,620 followed very very closely 5771 05:19:20,620 --> 05:19:22,480 by a couple of fucking dodgeballers 5772 05:19:22,480 --> 05:19:23,800 there's a guy on a white horse 5773 05:19:23,800 --> 05:19:25,080 another lad 5774 05:19:25,080 --> 05:19:27,100 shiver me timbers 5775 05:19:27,100 --> 05:19:28,180 it's 7-3 5776 05:19:28,180 --> 05:19:29,960 he's looking very shaky 5777 05:19:29,960 --> 05:19:31,660 followed there closely 5778 05:19:31,660 --> 05:19:36,320 by Maria Walsh's MEP tenure 5779 05:19:36,320 --> 05:19:38,160 doing very well 5780 05:19:38,160 --> 05:19:39,500 making great ground 5781 05:19:39,500 --> 05:19:43,840 and it's a gentleman to me 5782 05:19:43,840 --> 05:19:44,840 looking strong 5783 05:19:44,840 --> 05:19:46,880 and very harsh 5784 05:19:46,880 --> 05:19:47,620 as well 5785 05:19:47,620 --> 05:19:50,880 Captain Guinness in second place 5786 05:19:50,880 --> 05:19:55,840 not looking like he's going to make great ground at all 5787 05:19:55,840 --> 05:19:59,760 Edward Stone 5788 05:19:59,760 --> 05:20:01,540 still looking nice for this 5789 05:20:01,540 --> 05:20:02,740 three fences to go 5790 05:20:02,740 --> 05:20:04,740 it looks very sweet for me indeed 5791 05:20:04,740 --> 05:20:05,460 it looks like 5792 05:20:05,460 --> 05:20:08,160 my palm is going to be laced 5793 05:20:08,160 --> 05:20:12,440 with 1.75 of the finest coins 5794 05:20:12,440 --> 05:20:14,320 after laying down 5795 05:20:14,320 --> 05:20:16,360 a 25 cent stake 5796 05:20:16,360 --> 05:20:17,740 and I tell you something 5797 05:20:17,740 --> 05:20:19,480 another winner 5798 05:20:19,480 --> 05:20:21,280 and I'll have made all the money back 5799 05:20:21,280 --> 05:20:21,920 that I lashed 5800 05:20:21,920 --> 05:20:23,080 and the earlier accumulator 5801 05:20:23,080 --> 05:20:28,420 beautiful stuff 5802 05:20:28,420 --> 05:20:29,320 beautiful stuff 5803 05:20:29,320 --> 05:20:30,700 Jimmy Bennett's dojo 5804 05:20:30,700 --> 05:20:31,580 at 7-2 5805 05:20:31,580 --> 05:20:34,260 looking like a great price for the horse 5806 05:20:34,260 --> 05:20:36,980 but it's curtains 5807 05:20:36,980 --> 05:20:38,660 for a couple of horses 5808 05:20:38,660 --> 05:20:41,760 they've failed to really reach the standard set 5809 05:20:41,760 --> 05:20:43,420 and I'll read number 2 5810 05:20:43,420 --> 05:20:44,700 Lord Edward Stone 5811 05:20:44,700 --> 05:20:46,420 has been overtaken by number 2 5812 05:20:46,420 --> 05:20:47,120 don't know the name 5813 05:20:47,120 --> 05:20:47,900 oh fuck 5814 05:20:47,900 --> 05:20:49,040 oh no 5815 05:20:49,040 --> 05:20:50,220 oh no 5816 05:20:50,220 --> 05:20:51,140 that was heavy 5817 05:20:51,140 --> 05:20:52,920 and hopefully that horse 5818 05:20:52,920 --> 05:20:55,140 isn't going to be put inside a tent 5819 05:20:55,140 --> 05:20:56,920 and massaged 5820 05:20:56,920 --> 05:20:58,540 into its last moments 5821 05:20:58,540 --> 05:20:59,480 before 5822 05:20:59,480 --> 05:21:02,560 receiving accusations of Parabellum 5823 05:21:02,560 --> 05:21:04,140 then 5824 05:21:04,140 --> 05:21:06,200 shipped off to a glue box 5825 05:21:06,200 --> 05:21:07,800 that's disgusting stuff 5826 05:21:07,800 --> 05:21:08,440 and it really 5827 05:21:08,440 --> 05:21:09,780 really highlights how 5828 05:21:09,780 --> 05:21:11,500 barbaric 5829 05:21:11,500 --> 05:21:13,260 this sport is 5830 05:21:13,260 --> 05:21:14,080 to be honest 5831 05:21:14,080 --> 05:21:16,480 disgusting stuff 5832 05:21:16,480 --> 05:21:17,700 but he got up 5833 05:21:17,700 --> 05:21:18,640 I think he got up 5834 05:21:18,640 --> 05:21:21,300 I think he got up 5835 05:21:21,300 --> 05:21:24,380 but he went on 5836 05:21:24,380 --> 05:21:25,560 he fell on his neck 5837 05:21:25,560 --> 05:21:32,420 but good news 5838 05:21:32,420 --> 05:21:34,000 good news for Captain Guinness 5839 05:21:34,000 --> 05:21:36,780 but 5840 05:21:36,780 --> 05:21:39,740 there was some 5841 05:21:39,740 --> 05:21:41,340 there was a heavy bit of 5842 05:21:41,340 --> 05:21:42,260 fucking twistage 5843 05:21:42,260 --> 05:21:43,000 on your man's 5844 05:21:43,000 --> 05:21:44,120 on that horse's neck 5845 05:21:44,120 --> 05:21:44,900 when he went down 5846 05:21:44,900 --> 05:21:45,180 so 5847 05:21:45,180 --> 05:21:49,800 it's moments like this 5848 05:21:49,800 --> 05:21:50,360 you kind of 5849 05:21:50,360 --> 05:21:51,640 you take a step back 5850 05:21:51,640 --> 05:21:52,580 and you think to yourself 5851 05:21:52,580 --> 05:21:55,340 is it worth it? 5852 05:21:55,400 --> 05:21:55,720 do you know? 5853 05:21:56,980 --> 05:21:57,600 all this 5854 05:21:57,600 --> 05:21:59,280 hullabaloo 5855 05:21:59,280 --> 05:22:00,500 the money 5856 05:22:00,500 --> 05:22:03,940 the end of the day 5857 05:22:03,940 --> 05:22:06,060 an animal might 5858 05:22:06,060 --> 05:22:07,160 twist its fucking neck 5859 05:22:07,160 --> 05:22:07,680 and then get 5860 05:22:07,680 --> 05:22:08,260 boom 5861 05:22:08,260 --> 05:22:10,420 I hope that's not 5862 05:22:10,420 --> 05:22:10,940 the case 5863 05:22:10,940 --> 05:22:11,200 but 5864 05:22:11,200 --> 05:22:14,220 but you know 5865 05:22:14,220 --> 05:22:14,800 but it's great 5866 05:22:14,800 --> 05:22:15,640 when you win though 5867 05:22:15,640 --> 05:22:17,840 back to you Francis 5868 05:22:17,840 --> 05:22:19,340 hopefully he's okay 5869 05:22:19,340 --> 05:22:19,380 hopefully he's okay 5870 05:22:19,380 --> 05:22:20,640 and the race change 5871 05:22:20,640 --> 05:22:21,360 and Edward Stone 5872 05:22:21,360 --> 05:22:22,020 obviously fell 5873 05:22:22,020 --> 05:22:22,620 but it's all about 5874 05:22:22,620 --> 05:22:23,580 the winner of Captain Guinness 5875 05:22:23,580 --> 05:22:24,240 brilliant for Andy 5876 05:22:24,240 --> 05:22:24,800 to bomb head 5877 05:22:24,800 --> 05:22:25,500 brilliant for Rachel 5878 05:22:25,500 --> 05:22:26,000 that more 5879 05:22:26,000 --> 05:22:27,480 it is the champion 5880 05:22:27,480 --> 05:22:28,300 chase and it is a 5881 05:22:28,300 --> 05:22:29,260 brilliant race to win 5882 05:22:29,260 --> 05:22:30,380 and it's all about 5883 05:22:30,380 --> 05:22:31,620 when you get the opportunity 5884 05:22:31,620 --> 05:22:32,820 the door opens 5885 05:22:32,820 --> 05:22:34,940 you take full advantage 5886 05:22:34,940 --> 05:22:36,640 and Rachel's done just that 5887 05:22:36,640 --> 05:22:39,440 Rachel 5888 05:22:39,440 --> 05:23:06,780 well well well 5889 05:23:06,780 --> 05:23:09,420 what a sad sight that was 5890 05:23:09,420 --> 05:23:10,960 and thanks very much Tom 5891 05:23:10,960 --> 05:23:12,560 for bringing us back 5892 05:23:12,560 --> 05:23:14,420 to the horse racing there 5893 05:23:14,420 --> 05:23:16,060 so sad really 5894 05:23:16,060 --> 05:23:17,100 to see that happen 5895 05:23:17,100 --> 05:23:17,600 you know 5896 05:23:17,600 --> 05:23:21,920 and apologies there 5897 05:23:21,920 --> 05:23:23,180 a bit of dead air there 5898 05:23:23,180 --> 05:23:24,880 and 5899 05:23:24,880 --> 05:23:26,980 a few 5900 05:23:26,980 --> 05:23:28,020 technical 5901 05:23:28,020 --> 05:23:29,440 gremolados 5902 05:23:29,440 --> 05:23:31,340 on the transition 5903 05:23:31,340 --> 05:23:32,540 back from Tom to here 5904 05:23:32,540 --> 05:23:32,940 but I mean 5905 05:23:32,940 --> 05:23:33,640 it's an operation 5906 05:23:33,640 --> 05:23:34,540 that we haven't really 5907 05:23:34,540 --> 05:23:35,280 tried before 5908 05:23:35,280 --> 05:23:36,460 thanks very much 5909 05:23:36,460 --> 05:23:37,320 to the tip 5910 05:23:37,320 --> 05:23:38,560 well for the tip there 5911 05:23:38,560 --> 05:23:39,780 gamble away boys 5912 05:23:39,780 --> 05:23:41,620 and yeah I was just 5913 05:23:41,620 --> 05:23:43,200 I heard in the background 5914 05:23:43,200 --> 05:23:44,340 I actually nipped off 5915 05:23:44,340 --> 05:23:44,940 to the loo 5916 05:23:44,940 --> 05:23:46,160 while that was going on 5917 05:23:46,160 --> 05:23:46,940 but I heard 5918 05:23:46,940 --> 05:23:48,700 that Tommy's horse 5919 05:23:48,700 --> 05:23:50,380 which was doing well 5920 05:23:50,380 --> 05:23:51,880 just got overtaken 5921 05:23:51,880 --> 05:23:53,620 and then on the last jump 5922 05:23:53,620 --> 05:23:55,520 fucking fell 5923 05:23:55,520 --> 05:23:57,140 and right on its neck 5924 05:23:57,140 --> 05:23:57,460 as well 5925 05:23:57,460 --> 05:23:58,120 but it got up 5926 05:23:58,120 --> 05:23:59,240 I saw it got up 5927 05:23:59,240 --> 05:24:00,500 you know so 5928 05:24:00,500 --> 05:24:02,020 hopefully it's fine 5929 05:24:02,020 --> 05:24:04,840 hopefully it's fine 5930 05:24:04,840 --> 05:24:06,860 anyways we'll get on 5931 05:24:06,860 --> 05:24:07,740 back to the 5932 05:24:07,740 --> 05:24:09,880 we've got a forklift race 5933 05:24:09,880 --> 05:24:10,660 to do 5934 05:24:10,660 --> 05:24:11,820 it's going to be great 5935 05:24:11,820 --> 05:24:16,680 and this is the first time 5936 05:24:16,680 --> 05:24:19,000 that I hope to win 5937 05:24:19,000 --> 05:24:19,980 a forklift race 5938 05:24:19,980 --> 05:24:21,280 this has probably been 5939 05:24:21,280 --> 05:24:22,140 a bit of 5940 05:24:22,140 --> 05:24:23,620 a washout 5941 05:24:23,620 --> 05:24:23,960 really 5942 05:24:23,960 --> 05:24:24,260 if you 5943 05:24:24,260 --> 05:24:25,680 if you look at the 5944 05:24:25,680 --> 05:24:26,780 the facts 5945 05:24:26,780 --> 05:24:27,400 I've 5946 05:24:27,400 --> 05:24:28,780 not even 5947 05:24:28,780 --> 05:24:30,460 been able to make 5948 05:24:30,460 --> 05:24:31,540 second place 5949 05:24:31,540 --> 05:24:32,320 in any of this 5950 05:24:32,320 --> 05:24:34,280 let's get ready here 5951 05:24:34,280 --> 05:24:35,020 pure pace 5952 05:24:35,020 --> 05:24:35,980 is what we're going for 5953 05:24:35,980 --> 05:24:36,820 a warm up race 5954 05:24:36,820 --> 05:24:38,000 a warm up race 5955 05:24:38,000 --> 05:24:39,520 you all do your best now 5956 05:24:39,520 --> 05:24:39,860 yeah 5957 05:24:39,860 --> 05:24:40,380 yeah 5958 05:24:40,380 --> 05:24:42,300 like always 5959 05:24:42,300 --> 05:24:43,880 three laps to the finish 5960 05:24:43,880 --> 05:24:45,480 everybody ready 5961 05:24:45,480 --> 05:24:46,380 somebody there saying 5962 05:24:46,380 --> 05:24:47,680 that Tommy had glasses 5963 05:24:47,680 --> 05:24:48,980 marks on his nose 5964 05:24:48,980 --> 05:24:50,200 and uh 5965 05:24:50,200 --> 05:24:50,600 look 5966 05:24:50,600 --> 05:24:52,720 that's just cause he was 5967 05:24:52,720 --> 05:24:54,400 as some 5968 05:24:54,400 --> 05:24:55,380 and somebody else 5969 05:24:55,380 --> 05:24:56,940 rightly claimed 5970 05:24:56,940 --> 05:24:57,740 that's cause he was 5971 05:24:57,740 --> 05:24:58,900 pinching his nose 5972 05:24:58,900 --> 05:25:00,960 whilst watching the racing 5973 05:25:00,960 --> 05:25:02,860 for god's sake 5974 05:25:02,860 --> 05:25:04,180 I can't believe 5975 05:25:04,180 --> 05:25:05,440 that there might even be 5976 05:25:05,440 --> 05:25:06,680 a whip or suggestion 5977 05:25:06,680 --> 05:25:08,080 that there's some 5978 05:25:08,080 --> 05:25:09,660 sort of foul play 5979 05:25:09,660 --> 05:25:10,640 going on here 5980 05:25:10,640 --> 05:25:13,440 I'll hear nothing 5981 05:25:13,440 --> 05:25:14,040 of the sort 5982 05:25:14,040 --> 05:25:14,840 I'm gonna take the 5983 05:25:14,840 --> 05:25:16,080 outside line here 5984 05:25:16,080 --> 05:25:18,560 don't 5985 05:25:18,560 --> 05:25:18,920 don't 5986 05:25:18,920 --> 05:25:20,000 don't worry about it 5987 05:25:20,000 --> 05:25:20,420 that's just 5988 05:25:20,420 --> 05:25:21,560 it's a minor blip 5989 05:25:21,560 --> 05:25:23,040 that happened earlier on 5990 05:25:23,040 --> 05:25:23,940 and it's not going to 5991 05:25:23,940 --> 05:25:24,180 fucking 5992 05:25:24,180 --> 05:25:25,000 look at that 5993 05:25:25,000 --> 05:25:25,960 we can still see the boys 5994 05:25:25,960 --> 05:25:30,300 roll with it 5995 05:25:30,300 --> 05:25:31,840 roll with it 5996 05:25:31,840 --> 05:25:34,760 wish I had some 5997 05:25:34,760 --> 05:25:41,400 I'm sure I had some 5998 05:25:41,400 --> 05:25:42,620 sort of nitro boost 5999 05:25:42,620 --> 05:25:43,740 I was just mashing 6000 05:25:43,740 --> 05:25:44,540 the d-pad there 6001 05:25:44,540 --> 05:25:45,080 to see if there was 6002 05:25:45,080 --> 05:25:45,640 any sort of 6003 05:25:45,640 --> 05:25:47,280 nos boost 6004 05:25:47,280 --> 05:25:48,160 but all I get 6005 05:25:48,160 --> 05:25:49,080 all I have is a 6006 05:25:49,080 --> 05:25:50,500 comedy horn 6007 05:25:50,500 --> 05:26:09,080 great stuff it's looking good 6008 05:26:09,080 --> 05:26:11,140 wonder can you go 6009 05:26:11,140 --> 05:26:11,760 should I go 6010 05:26:11,760 --> 05:26:12,840 FPV 6011 05:26:12,840 --> 05:26:15,280 oh yeah 6012 05:26:15,280 --> 05:26:17,200 what was I doing 6013 05:26:17,200 --> 05:26:18,080 before 6014 05:26:18,080 --> 05:26:20,660 FPV all the way 6015 05:26:20,660 --> 05:26:26,760 I'm even gonna show 6016 05:26:26,760 --> 05:26:27,380 off and start 6017 05:26:27,380 --> 05:26:28,120 fucking moving the 6018 05:26:28,120 --> 05:26:29,020 forks up and down 6019 05:26:29,020 --> 05:26:29,400 watch 6020 05:26:29,400 --> 05:26:34,220 that's how confident 6021 05:26:34,220 --> 05:26:34,700 I am 6022 05:26:34,700 --> 05:26:35,340 I'm gonna come away 6023 05:26:35,340 --> 05:26:35,800 with the victory 6024 05:26:35,800 --> 05:26:36,320 in this one 6025 05:26:36,320 --> 05:26:40,160 FPV 6026 05:26:40,160 --> 05:26:41,420 first person view 6027 05:26:41,420 --> 05:26:48,940 or POV 6028 05:26:48,940 --> 05:26:49,580 whatever way 6029 05:26:49,580 --> 05:26:50,360 you wanna spin 6030 05:26:50,360 --> 05:26:51,020 that apple 6031 05:26:51,020 --> 05:26:53,920 Nathan says 6032 05:26:53,920 --> 05:26:54,540 getting too 6033 05:26:54,540 --> 05:26:55,440 cocky 6034 05:26:55,440 --> 05:26:58,860 you ain't seen 6035 05:26:58,860 --> 05:26:59,460 nothing yet 6036 05:26:59,460 --> 05:27:01,680 I'm gonna lift 6037 05:27:01,680 --> 05:27:02,340 this guy up 6038 05:27:02,340 --> 05:27:03,040 with the forks 6039 05:27:03,040 --> 05:27:05,020 I'm actually gonna go 6040 05:27:05,020 --> 05:27:05,740 into him with these 6041 05:27:05,740 --> 05:27:06,280 forks here 6042 05:27:06,280 --> 05:27:06,980 it's actually 6043 05:27:06,980 --> 05:27:08,100 insane 6044 05:27:08,100 --> 05:27:09,600 it's lethal 6045 05:27:09,600 --> 05:27:10,440 oh 6046 05:27:10,440 --> 05:27:11,960 no 6047 05:27:11,960 --> 05:27:16,340 fuck 6048 05:27:16,340 --> 05:27:18,040 fuck 6049 05:27:18,040 --> 05:27:20,120 fuck 6050 05:27:20,120 --> 05:27:26,460 fuck it 6051 05:27:26,460 --> 05:27:26,460 fuck it 6052 05:27:26,460 --> 05:27:36,640 I hope we get 6053 05:27:36,640 --> 05:27:37,620 another go at this 6054 05:27:37,620 --> 05:27:41,180 and there 6055 05:27:41,180 --> 05:27:42,140 you see again 6056 05:27:42,140 --> 05:27:43,180 another lesson to be 6057 05:27:43,180 --> 05:27:43,560 learned 6058 05:27:43,560 --> 05:27:44,400 hubris 6059 05:27:44,400 --> 05:27:46,060 it can come back 6060 05:27:46,060 --> 05:27:46,980 to choke you out 6061 05:27:46,980 --> 05:27:47,260 man 6062 05:27:47,260 --> 05:27:48,980 it comes back 6063 05:27:48,980 --> 05:27:49,460 when you least 6064 05:27:49,460 --> 05:27:50,100 suspect it 6065 05:27:50,100 --> 05:27:51,480 next thing you know 6066 05:27:51,480 --> 05:27:52,940 the hubris has you 6067 05:27:52,940 --> 05:27:54,100 in a sleeper 6068 05:27:54,100 --> 05:27:55,600 chokehold deluxe 6069 05:27:55,600 --> 05:27:57,300 and it's going 6070 05:27:57,300 --> 05:27:57,980 do you like that 6071 05:27:57,980 --> 05:27:59,380 do you like that 6072 05:27:59,380 --> 05:27:59,380 do you like that 6073 05:27:59,380 --> 05:28:02,420 uh 6074 05:28:02,420 --> 05:28:02,920 it's 6075 05:28:02,920 --> 05:28:04,100 finish 6076 05:28:04,100 --> 05:28:05,320 that's the finish 6077 05:28:05,320 --> 05:28:06,260 fucking hell 6078 05:28:06,260 --> 05:28:11,700 oh man 6079 05:28:11,700 --> 05:28:12,360 so close 6080 05:28:12,360 --> 05:28:13,320 you almost had it 6081 05:28:13,320 --> 05:28:15,300 here's your prize 6082 05:28:15,300 --> 05:28:17,300 thanks for the tip 6083 05:28:17,300 --> 05:28:17,500 there 6084 05:28:17,500 --> 05:28:18,500 gamble away boys 6085 05:28:18,500 --> 05:28:19,660 and deadsy horse 6086 05:28:19,660 --> 05:28:20,620 very very kind of you 6087 05:28:20,620 --> 05:28:21,540 hopefully that horse 6088 05:28:21,540 --> 05:28:22,220 is not 6089 05:28:22,220 --> 05:28:23,420 shinzo arabade 6090 05:28:23,420 --> 05:28:31,400 i'm ready 6091 05:28:31,400 --> 05:28:32,620 take this cargo 6092 05:28:32,620 --> 05:28:33,980 to warehouse number 18 6093 05:28:33,980 --> 05:28:34,520 no problem 6094 05:28:34,520 --> 05:28:35,500 here's the route map 6095 05:28:35,500 --> 05:28:37,400 today's quote is written on the map 6096 05:28:37,400 --> 05:28:38,120 no problem 6097 05:28:38,120 --> 05:28:39,680 okay get to it then 6098 05:28:39,680 --> 05:28:53,440 warehouse 18 6099 05:28:53,440 --> 05:28:53,480 warehouse 18 6100 05:28:53,480 --> 05:28:53,880 is it 6101 05:28:53,880 --> 05:28:54,400 that's the 6102 05:28:54,400 --> 05:28:56,200 back to the old school 6103 05:28:56,200 --> 05:28:58,400 that's where we used to be 6104 05:28:58,400 --> 05:28:59,720 back in the day 6105 05:28:59,720 --> 05:29:01,460 the very first warehouse 6106 05:29:01,460 --> 05:29:02,480 if i um 6107 05:29:02,480 --> 05:29:04,000 correct 6108 05:29:04,000 --> 05:29:04,460 corrected saying 6109 05:29:04,460 --> 05:29:05,180 yep 6110 05:29:05,180 --> 05:29:20,200 we've got a quarter of eight crates 6111 05:29:20,200 --> 05:29:21,440 very doable 6112 05:29:21,440 --> 05:29:23,020 very very doable 6113 05:29:23,020 --> 05:29:30,020 here we go 6114 05:29:30,020 --> 05:29:30,020 here we go 6115 05:29:30,020 --> 05:29:39,660 try to think of what the fastest way is to the cargo 6116 05:29:39,660 --> 05:29:41,840 less cargo 6117 05:29:41,840 --> 05:29:43,960 we don't want to be 6118 05:29:43,960 --> 05:29:47,620 hitting the less cargo pace when we get the cargo 6119 05:29:47,620 --> 05:29:53,360 neil house rock huh 6120 05:29:53,360 --> 05:29:56,140 elvis and the goons 6121 05:29:56,140 --> 05:29:58,360 uh where's the cargo 6122 05:29:58,360 --> 05:30:00,140 i've forgotten where the fucking cargo is 6123 05:30:00,140 --> 05:30:02,520 fuck 6124 05:30:02,520 --> 05:30:05,140 oh here it is 6125 05:30:13,940 --> 05:30:14,460 boom 6126 05:30:14,460 --> 05:30:17,800 have you ever seen box loaded onto fork 6127 05:30:17,800 --> 05:30:22,120 as smoothly and as softly and as exquisitely as that 6128 05:30:22,120 --> 05:30:23,100 i don't think so 6129 05:30:23,100 --> 05:30:27,880 fork on 6130 05:30:27,880 --> 05:30:29,140 box on fork 6131 05:30:29,140 --> 05:30:33,200 the fashion the furious 6132 05:30:33,200 --> 05:30:34,600 tokyo shift 6133 05:30:34,600 --> 05:30:36,540 be okay 6134 05:30:36,540 --> 05:30:41,140 cargo robbie's after you 6135 05:30:41,140 --> 05:30:49,700 what am i doing 6136 05:30:49,700 --> 05:30:50,160 where 6137 05:30:50,160 --> 05:30:50,860 what the 6138 05:30:50,860 --> 05:30:51,300 oh yeah 6139 05:30:51,300 --> 05:30:56,200 a complete and utter brain fart scenario there 6140 05:30:56,200 --> 05:30:58,200 forgot how to lower box 6141 05:30:58,200 --> 05:31:01,760 after all my uh hubris 6142 05:31:01,760 --> 05:31:02,480 again 6143 05:31:02,480 --> 05:31:06,980 just need to shut up and concentrate sometimes 6144 05:31:06,980 --> 05:31:09,300 and those races are completely 6145 05:31:09,300 --> 05:31:11,060 volatile 6146 05:31:11,060 --> 05:31:12,420 on the turns 6147 05:31:12,420 --> 05:31:13,060 it's not there 6148 05:31:13,060 --> 05:31:14,500 it's not the other competitors 6149 05:31:14,500 --> 05:31:15,820 that get me 6150 05:31:15,820 --> 05:31:16,640 it's the turns 6151 05:31:16,640 --> 05:31:20,700 and getting stuck on a fucking box or something is the worst 6152 05:31:20,700 --> 05:31:32,760 lovely stuff 6153 05:31:32,760 --> 05:31:34,540 i wonder how many ships 6154 05:31:34,540 --> 05:31:36,280 i have left as well 6155 05:31:36,280 --> 05:31:37,120 you know it's another 6156 05:31:37,120 --> 05:31:39,700 hopefully there's not another day in this 6157 05:31:39,700 --> 05:31:41,500 because it's getting a bit tiresome now 6158 05:31:41,500 --> 05:31:42,860 i can't 6159 05:31:42,860 --> 05:31:44,680 can't really hide my disdain for it 6160 05:31:44,680 --> 05:31:47,260 trying to keep a brave face on the situation 6161 05:31:47,260 --> 05:31:48,640 but it is getting a bit tight 6162 05:31:48,640 --> 05:31:50,020 i'd like the game to move on 6163 05:31:50,020 --> 05:31:53,020 and uh for the story to develop 6164 05:31:53,020 --> 05:31:55,560 and for me to be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel 6165 05:31:55,560 --> 05:31:58,820 because at the moment it's looking fucking dim 6166 05:31:58,820 --> 05:32:01,060 and grim 6167 05:32:01,060 --> 05:32:13,980 two days left 6168 05:32:13,980 --> 05:32:15,380 fucking hell 6169 05:32:15,380 --> 05:32:17,440 look just keep a 6170 05:32:17,440 --> 05:32:20,400 keep an optimistic outlook on it 6171 05:32:20,400 --> 05:32:22,580 and just don't let it grind you down 6172 05:32:22,580 --> 05:32:22,980 you know 6173 05:32:22,980 --> 05:32:24,160 that's the main thing 6174 05:32:24,160 --> 05:32:26,780 i'm wondering whether or not i did it all in one day 6175 05:32:26,780 --> 05:32:28,540 the last time around 6176 05:32:28,540 --> 05:32:34,700 the uh the forklift mission that is 6177 05:32:34,700 --> 05:32:40,420 left for four hours and you're still on the forklift 6178 05:32:40,420 --> 05:32:48,700 in fairness it's been more than that 6179 05:32:48,700 --> 05:32:51,500 there's been a variety of different things happening you know 6180 05:32:51,500 --> 05:32:54,140 i say variety there's been another thing happening 6181 05:32:54,140 --> 05:32:57,640 and that's we've been going to the uncle every now and again 6182 05:32:57,640 --> 05:33:01,340 and i'd love to hear an update on that horse 6183 05:33:01,340 --> 05:33:02,880 hopefully he's not fucking 6184 05:33:02,880 --> 05:33:07,180 kicked off to uncle bostic 6185 05:33:07,180 --> 05:33:12,100 uncle bostic wanted a word with him 6186 05:33:12,100 --> 05:33:14,520 where did they get the glue from is it 6187 05:33:14,520 --> 05:33:16,440 did they get the glue out of its hooves 6188 05:33:16,440 --> 05:33:23,320 is it when uh when a horse is sent to the glue factory 6189 05:33:23,320 --> 05:33:28,740 uncle buchshat wanted a word first 6190 05:33:28,740 --> 05:33:31,140 and then he was being dispatched 6191 05:33:31,140 --> 05:33:34,440 to ant glue factory 6192 05:33:34,440 --> 05:33:37,900 all right so it's just the hooves 6193 05:33:37,900 --> 05:33:40,260 so why they don't send the entire horse 6194 05:33:40,260 --> 05:33:42,000 to the glue factory 6195 05:33:42,000 --> 05:33:44,600 to chop off the hooves 6196 05:33:44,600 --> 05:33:49,800 they actually don't do that says samantha 6197 05:33:49,800 --> 05:33:50,860 okay so that's just 6198 05:33:50,860 --> 05:33:53,520 hearsay 6199 05:33:53,520 --> 05:33:55,260 who knows 6200 05:33:55,260 --> 05:34:02,080 and what if you don't mind me asking there here on 6201 05:34:02,080 --> 05:34:02,800 is kulk 6202 05:34:02,800 --> 05:34:04,060 it's good for kulk 6203 05:34:04,060 --> 05:34:06,640 macaulay kulkan 6204 05:34:06,640 --> 05:34:15,840 okay so it's synthetic glue now 6205 05:34:15,840 --> 05:34:17,060 all right 6206 05:34:17,060 --> 05:34:18,980 okay 6207 05:34:18,980 --> 05:34:24,020 there must be some other use for the the horse after that 6208 05:34:24,020 --> 05:34:37,040 maybe they just get put into burgers like they did a few years back and they found that out you know 6209 05:34:37,040 --> 05:34:41,720 is there gelatin to be mined from them 6210 05:34:41,720 --> 05:34:49,140 minecraft 6211 05:34:49,140 --> 05:35:11,700 it really makes me wonder whether or not i ingested 6212 05:35:11,700 --> 05:35:13,060 pure horse meat 6213 05:35:13,060 --> 05:35:15,340 well obviously not pure but 6214 05:35:15,340 --> 05:35:18,280 because there was i mean 6215 05:35:18,280 --> 05:35:23,700 if you were ever cheaping out there in the supermarket and buying stuff like 6216 05:35:23,700 --> 05:35:27,120 spice burgers or uh 6217 05:35:27,120 --> 05:35:31,960 very low rent meat based 6218 05:35:31,960 --> 05:35:34,480 frozen foods 6219 05:35:34,480 --> 05:35:38,120 there might have been a good chance there was some horsey pies in that 6220 05:35:38,120 --> 05:35:39,740 as well 6221 05:35:41,680 --> 05:35:42,420 you have to wonder 6222 05:35:42,420 --> 05:35:44,700 how that is affected 6223 05:35:44,700 --> 05:35:45,700 it's going forward 6224 05:35:45,700 --> 05:35:47,100 if at all 6225 05:35:47,100 --> 05:35:57,920 let's get this fucking lined up nice 6226 05:35:57,920 --> 05:36:03,360 that's not nice 6227 05:36:03,360 --> 05:36:15,220 yeah i'd never opted for the rustlers burgers nothing against them i don't want to fucking 6228 05:36:15,220 --> 05:36:17,560 fall foul of them 6229 05:36:17,560 --> 05:36:25,840 but it just isn't that that's not my bag i'd rather just get a burger from the chipper than that 6230 05:36:25,840 --> 05:36:35,700 that's lunchtime eh that's lunchtime time to get a bit of pasta 6231 05:36:35,700 --> 05:36:49,520 yeah the bodybuilder guy on the fucking line in little one day and he was 6232 05:36:49,520 --> 05:36:56,400 i could have been warped do you know because he was so uh 6233 05:36:56,400 --> 05:37:01,940 he had loads of these rustlers burgers and then he was talking to people in the line and like 6234 05:37:01,940 --> 05:37:07,520 that's just not the way you do business like you know you just buy your shopping and stop trying to 6235 05:37:07,520 --> 05:37:11,380 talk to us about your burgers that you're buying but he was going 6236 05:37:11,380 --> 05:37:18,700 protein good good protein and maybe he'd only just arrived in the country it wasn't long because 6237 05:37:18,700 --> 05:37:26,280 there wasn't an extensive vocabulary or lexicon but he was just adamant that what he had was good 6238 05:37:26,280 --> 05:37:34,820 protein and he wanted us to know about it as well but um just had to smile and nod you know and and 6239 05:37:34,820 --> 05:37:38,040 hopefully you know he went away and he did at the end 6240 05:37:38,040 --> 05:37:48,500 oh this one okay this one's yours yeah i'm missing out on some big story here 6241 05:37:48,500 --> 05:37:50,980 sea biscuit burger thank you very much for the tip 6242 05:37:50,980 --> 05:37:54,620 there keepsakes what's with her 6243 05:37:54,620 --> 05:38:06,880 what i took a while to decide but there's a canadian link in this game 6244 05:38:06,880 --> 05:38:09,480 it's what you've decided it's what you've decided 6245 05:38:09,480 --> 05:38:17,340 ryo don't do anything stupid of course i won't 6246 05:38:17,340 --> 05:38:25,840 i'll always treasure this ryo take care of yours too i will 6247 05:38:25,840 --> 05:38:31,340 i'll come back when i'm on vacation sure 6248 05:38:31,340 --> 05:38:38,000 bye jenryo 6249 05:38:38,000 --> 05:38:47,680 nesomi bizarre stilted unnatural dialogue 6250 05:38:47,680 --> 05:38:59,280 but we love it 6251 05:38:59,280 --> 05:39:07,280 twin peaks in japan 6252 05:39:07,280 --> 05:39:20,020 rob jones how the hell are you and aaron brennan king of the stream 2019 6253 05:39:20,020 --> 05:39:23,520 quib steve jennings 6254 05:39:23,520 --> 05:39:30,180 it's great to be in the saddle it's great to be in the driving seat again 6255 05:39:30,180 --> 05:39:38,800 and this today of all days the 13th of march 2024 the year of our lord 6256 05:39:38,800 --> 05:39:45,460 but uh we're on a lunch break near the harbour cafeteria 6257 05:39:45,460 --> 05:39:53,200 uh there's nothing really to be got or done here maybe a bit more if i could train with the old fella 6258 05:39:53,200 --> 05:39:58,500 around the corner who knows all we do know is that 6259 05:39:58,500 --> 05:40:01,180 we're well within our 6260 05:40:01,180 --> 05:40:03,500 we're well on our way should I say 6261 05:40:03,500 --> 05:40:05,960 to completing the game in our record time 6262 05:40:05,960 --> 05:40:07,940 and the victory is well 6263 05:40:07,940 --> 05:40:09,660 within our grasp. This guy here 6264 05:40:09,660 --> 05:40:12,080 doesn't have any time for us. 6265 05:40:12,080 --> 05:40:15,620 I want to ask about the mad angels. 6266 05:40:16,360 --> 05:40:18,300 Oh no, don't do that. 6267 05:40:18,740 --> 05:40:20,540 I don't have anything to do 6268 05:40:20,540 --> 05:40:22,520 with them. Just between 6269 05:40:22,520 --> 05:40:24,520 you and me. I've been 6270 05:40:24,520 --> 05:40:26,400 seeing an awful lot of foreign 6271 05:40:26,400 --> 05:40:28,020 thugs around here lately. 6272 05:40:28,700 --> 05:40:29,940 I see. Thanks. 6273 05:40:37,620 --> 05:40:39,920 A lot of foreign thugs he said. 6274 05:40:39,920 --> 05:40:42,020 Did he say foreign then? 6275 05:40:42,020 --> 05:40:52,400 He did great stuff. 6276 05:40:52,500 --> 05:40:54,420 I was just thinking, did he really say that? 6277 05:40:54,660 --> 05:40:56,460 Or has the 6278 05:40:56,460 --> 05:41:00,460 the rather fucking sour discourse 6279 05:41:00,460 --> 05:41:02,500 of our time seeped its way 6280 05:41:02,500 --> 05:41:03,460 into my lexicon? 6281 05:41:03,460 --> 05:41:16,000 There really is nothing. 6282 05:41:16,160 --> 05:41:18,100 I love a cup of tea right now 6283 05:41:18,100 --> 05:41:19,800 but I want to leave it on 6284 05:41:19,800 --> 05:41:22,040 at least an FMV 6285 05:41:22,040 --> 05:41:23,900 sequence while I fucking get the brew 6286 05:41:23,900 --> 05:41:24,520 going, you know? 6287 05:41:24,520 --> 05:41:28,280 bit of a brew haha. 6288 05:41:31,140 --> 05:41:32,780 Is there anything to be got from this one? 6289 05:41:33,260 --> 05:41:33,720 We are. 6290 05:41:35,900 --> 05:41:37,820 Have you ever seen any of the mad angels? 6291 05:41:38,660 --> 05:41:39,060 Mad? 6292 05:41:39,940 --> 05:41:40,440 Well, 6293 05:41:41,240 --> 05:41:42,940 I don't think I've ever seen them. 6294 05:41:43,620 --> 05:41:45,100 Sorry, I have no idea. 6295 05:41:45,840 --> 05:41:46,240 I see. 6296 05:41:47,780 --> 05:41:49,340 You know anyone who might know 6297 05:41:49,340 --> 05:41:50,640 something about the mad angels? 6298 05:41:51,320 --> 05:41:51,680 Hmm. 6299 05:41:52,000 --> 05:41:52,940 I don't know. 6300 05:41:53,500 --> 05:41:53,980 Sorry. 6301 05:41:54,680 --> 05:41:55,200 It's okay. 6302 05:41:55,620 --> 05:41:56,320 See you later. 6303 05:41:57,160 --> 05:41:58,160 I can't 6304 05:41:58,160 --> 05:41:59,280 cut back to Tom 6305 05:41:59,280 --> 05:42:00,200 because he doesn't 6306 05:42:00,200 --> 05:42:00,920 seem to be there 6307 05:42:00,920 --> 05:42:01,760 between the races. 6308 05:42:02,120 --> 05:42:03,440 Did you play the Tom clip 6309 05:42:03,440 --> 05:42:04,100 from the cartoon? 6310 05:42:04,340 --> 05:42:05,560 Could be a bruised situation. 6311 05:42:06,080 --> 05:42:07,500 Tom clip from the cartoon. 6312 05:42:09,860 --> 05:42:10,500 What's that? 6313 05:42:10,600 --> 05:42:11,040 Is there a... 6314 05:42:11,040 --> 05:42:12,740 Oh, from the Shenmue cartoon. 6315 05:42:17,580 --> 05:42:19,260 I'd be interested in seeing that. 6316 05:42:19,360 --> 05:42:20,340 I'd be interested in seeing 6317 05:42:20,340 --> 05:42:21,660 how animated 6318 05:42:21,660 --> 05:42:22,880 the cartoon 6319 05:42:22,880 --> 05:42:24,500 version of Tom 6320 05:42:24,500 --> 05:42:26,100 looks and sounds. 6321 05:42:36,460 --> 05:42:37,580 I'm going to Google it. 6322 05:42:37,580 --> 05:42:47,300 So it's an anime that... 6323 05:42:47,300 --> 05:43:03,800 Oh, it came out 6324 05:43:03,800 --> 05:43:04,960 not so long ago. 6325 05:43:06,360 --> 05:43:08,020 It's an official trailer. 6326 05:43:13,600 --> 05:43:14,400 I don't know. 6327 05:43:14,440 --> 05:43:15,200 I don't like it. 6328 05:43:16,120 --> 05:43:16,800 I'm not... 6329 05:43:16,800 --> 05:43:17,600 I've never really been 6330 05:43:17,600 --> 05:43:19,280 into any of that anime crack. 6331 05:43:19,420 --> 05:43:20,160 But this actually 6332 05:43:20,160 --> 05:43:21,060 does look funny, actually. 6333 05:43:21,160 --> 05:43:21,380 Sorry. 6334 05:43:21,980 --> 05:43:22,640 Take it back. 6335 05:43:22,700 --> 05:43:23,280 This looks funny. 6336 05:43:24,420 --> 05:43:25,660 I want to see this. 6337 05:43:25,860 --> 05:43:27,080 I want to see you there. 6338 05:43:27,080 --> 05:43:27,080 I want to see you there. 6339 05:43:35,140 --> 05:43:50,960 great stuff. 6340 05:43:50,960 --> 05:43:52,060 I'm going to turn this game down. 6341 05:43:54,060 --> 05:44:03,160 What about this? 6342 05:44:03,160 --> 05:44:03,820 Is this... 6343 05:44:03,820 --> 05:44:05,100 Oh, great. 6344 05:44:13,900 --> 05:44:16,260 It's a Japanese version of him, 6345 05:44:16,260 --> 05:44:16,560 is it? 6346 05:44:16,560 --> 05:44:40,040 That was underwhelming. 6347 05:44:40,280 --> 05:44:40,900 That's funny. 6348 05:44:40,960 --> 05:44:41,520 I've seen this one. 6349 05:44:41,560 --> 05:44:43,220 A completely normal conversation 6350 05:44:43,220 --> 05:44:43,780 with a child. 6351 05:44:43,780 --> 05:44:44,280 but listen, 6352 05:44:44,360 --> 05:44:45,160 we'll get back to that 6353 05:44:45,160 --> 05:44:45,860 in a moment. 6354 05:44:46,120 --> 05:44:47,880 We're back at the fucking job. 6355 05:44:48,120 --> 05:44:49,900 So I have to go, you know. 6356 05:44:50,420 --> 05:44:51,140 Sorry about that. 6357 05:44:53,020 --> 05:44:53,460 Arigato. 6358 05:45:06,060 --> 05:45:07,060 Arigato. 6359 05:45:07,060 --> 05:45:11,620 Go time! 6360 05:45:19,780 --> 05:45:20,340 Mwah! 6361 05:45:20,340 --> 05:45:23,620 Oh! Arigato! 6362 05:45:23,620 --> 05:45:39,620 *Bang* 6363 05:45:41,620 --> 05:45:52,620 Gonna hit that, uh, orange scenario. I think this is our quota. I don't know what happens if you just leave. Oh yeah, I was gonna say just leave the fucking box with what you've done. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 6364 05:45:52,620 --> 05:46:00,620 But, uh, we will be adding more deeds onto our fucking task as we need to earn more money, so... 6365 05:46:00,620 --> 05:46:09,620 There's really a lot at stake here. 6366 05:46:09,620 --> 05:46:17,620 *Bang* 6367 05:46:17,620 --> 05:46:23,620 Lovely stuff. Look at that! Beautiful. Little horn as well. 6368 05:46:23,620 --> 05:46:27,620 *Bang* 6369 05:46:27,620 --> 05:46:29,620 This is really slick. 6370 05:46:29,620 --> 05:46:31,620 *Bang* 6371 05:46:31,620 --> 05:46:39,620 Should've put the- It'd be great if it was earlier on because could've put on a bit of Joe Duffy whilst doing it just to really maximize the thing. 6372 05:46:39,620 --> 05:46:39,620 *Bang* 6373 05:46:39,620 --> 05:46:40,620 *Bang* 6374 05:46:40,620 --> 05:46:41,620 The realism of it, you know? 6375 05:46:41,620 --> 05:46:42,620 *Bang* 6376 05:46:42,620 --> 05:46:44,360 work radial. 6377 05:46:55,280 --> 05:46:57,260 I don't know how much I still need, 6378 05:46:57,360 --> 05:46:59,260 Kieran. I mean, you seem to be 6379 05:46:59,260 --> 05:47:01,260 a man who is very wise 6380 05:47:01,260 --> 05:47:03,400 to the whims of Shenmue 6381 05:47:03,400 --> 05:47:05,440 and the extended Shenmue universe. 6382 05:47:06,920 --> 05:47:07,520 What say 6383 05:47:07,520 --> 05:47:09,620 you, sir, when it comes to the actual 6384 05:47:09,620 --> 05:47:11,500 grand total? I don't really 6385 05:47:11,500 --> 05:47:13,120 know how much you actually need. 6386 05:47:14,300 --> 05:47:15,060 Maybe if I press 6387 05:47:15,060 --> 05:47:17,520 the pause button, can I see? I've got 6388 05:47:17,520 --> 05:47:19,300 36,000 yen in the pocket. 6389 05:47:19,640 --> 05:47:21,120 But that's a long way off, isn't it? 6390 05:47:24,040 --> 05:47:25,480 But, uh, yeah, according 6391 05:47:25,480 --> 05:47:27,500 to Jimmy there, I have only two days of this shit 6392 05:47:27,500 --> 05:47:28,760 left and then it's, uh, 6393 05:47:29,500 --> 05:47:30,220 fight time. 6394 05:47:32,460 --> 05:47:33,420 It's fucking Egypt 6395 05:47:33,420 --> 05:47:34,300 getting in the way. 6396 05:47:34,300 --> 05:47:45,660 Yeah, I need 200k. I don't know where I'm gonna get 6397 05:47:45,660 --> 05:47:47,020 the rest of that money from because 6398 05:47:47,020 --> 05:47:49,360 this just is not gonna pay the 6399 05:47:49,360 --> 05:47:49,840 bills. 6400 05:47:51,060 --> 05:47:52,700 I mean, obviously something happens. 6401 05:47:54,360 --> 05:47:55,360 It's like a giant 6402 05:47:55,360 --> 05:47:56,120 windfall. 6403 05:47:56,120 --> 05:48:13,940 five days work. Well, this is day 6404 05:48:13,940 --> 05:48:15,200 number four, I think. 6405 05:48:20,080 --> 05:48:21,980 Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's just day 6406 05:48:21,980 --> 05:48:22,500 number three. 6407 05:48:22,500 --> 05:48:36,120 That's funny, actually. Yeah, I seen, uh, after the stream 6408 05:48:36,120 --> 05:48:40,240 yesterday, I was saying there that the, uh, I, one of the best things about doing the long 6409 05:48:40,240 --> 05:48:44,940 streams, I, just dead to the world. I don't know what's going on. Then I got up and World 6410 05:48:44,940 --> 05:49:03,280 War III was, uh, breaking out between Jedward and Louis Walshman. Uh, the crazy accusations flying around. And Steve there is just saying it's beginning to heat up. Has there been a development in the last few hours? Is there? 6411 05:49:08,280 --> 05:49:10,280 I'm not taking any sides. I'm just... 6412 05:49:10,280 --> 05:49:12,280 I'm just... 6413 05:49:12,280 --> 05:49:13,940 popcorning it up, you know? 6414 05:49:16,340 --> 05:49:19,280 I don't think there's anything, uh, nuclear, like... 6415 05:49:21,960 --> 05:49:24,540 Just stuff that was probably already known, was it? 6416 05:49:25,800 --> 05:49:27,280 Yeah, I know you're not meant to drive around 6417 05:49:27,280 --> 05:49:29,380 health and safety breach, but I mean, fuck it. 6418 05:49:30,620 --> 05:49:34,960 This is Japan in the 80s. Don't think they... I think they had bigger fish to fry. 6419 05:49:34,960 --> 05:50:02,780 Yeah, I mean, I saw some, uh, fucking... There were accusations of dodginess going on, but there was no real, like, smoking gun. 6420 05:50:02,780 --> 05:50:04,780 What? 6421 05:50:19,500 --> 05:50:24,700 And what was... Yeah, what was the story with, uh, Mel B's arse? Why... Why did that happen? 6422 05:50:26,220 --> 05:50:28,860 Did he think it was a cushion? I mean, it looked... 6423 05:50:29,660 --> 05:50:34,220 Like maybe he thought it was a cushion. Why would you have your hand on a cushion like that? I mean... 6424 05:50:34,940 --> 05:50:38,780 Obviously, it's a cushionable... situation. 6425 05:50:39,820 --> 05:50:40,380 But look... 6426 05:50:41,100 --> 05:50:43,500 We don't know... and nobody knows. 6427 05:50:45,180 --> 05:50:47,580 It just seems to be, also, these days... 6428 05:50:48,780 --> 05:50:50,300 The, uh, social media... 6429 05:50:50,300 --> 05:50:52,460 ...rage bait... 6430 05:50:52,460 --> 05:50:54,460 ...fucket time-space continuum... 6431 05:50:57,020 --> 05:51:00,460 Not only allows for, but probably encourages, uh... 6432 05:51:02,460 --> 05:51:04,140 ...unvalidated claims... 6433 05:51:04,940 --> 05:51:06,780 ...you know, and all that sort of stuff. It's... 6434 05:51:09,500 --> 05:51:10,460 It's fucked up. 6435 05:51:19,660 --> 05:51:24,380 Like, for instance, if you've only just joined us there, I had to say at the beginning of the stream... 6436 05:51:24,380 --> 05:51:27,900 I got it wrong yesterday when, uh, referring to, uh... 6437 05:51:28,940 --> 05:51:33,180 ...the de facto leader of Hyatia Barbecue as a cannibal... 6438 05:51:33,180 --> 05:51:35,580 ...or, you know, the leader of a cannibal gang. 6439 05:51:35,580 --> 05:51:37,580 There's nothing to verify that. 6440 05:51:38,380 --> 05:51:42,780 I just seen a video that was being widely, widely circulated on the internet... 6441 05:51:43,340 --> 05:51:47,340 ...of apparent cannibalistic behavior going down. 6442 05:51:47,340 --> 05:51:50,620 But again, that could have been anywhere and anywhere, and... 6443 05:51:52,380 --> 05:51:53,020 ...who knows? 6444 05:51:53,820 --> 05:51:54,780 So, uh... 6445 05:51:54,780 --> 05:51:56,300 ...just goes to show the internet... 6446 05:51:57,020 --> 05:52:00,380 ...can easily start some sort of ball rolling... 6447 05:52:00,380 --> 05:52:02,860 ...and there might never have been a ball there in the first place. 6448 05:52:09,340 --> 05:52:13,260 I want to go on record and clarify something right here, right now. 6449 05:52:14,460 --> 05:52:18,220 I have not leveled any accusations of cannibalism... 6450 05:52:18,220 --> 05:52:20,620 ...either towards Jedward... 6451 05:52:20,620 --> 05:52:22,060 ...or... 6452 05:52:22,060 --> 05:52:23,100 ...Lewis Schwartz. 6453 05:52:25,580 --> 05:52:27,100 As far as I understand... 6454 05:52:28,300 --> 05:52:28,940 ...they don't... 6455 05:52:29,580 --> 05:52:31,260 ...dabble in any of the... 6456 05:52:32,060 --> 05:52:32,940 ...forbidden needs. 6457 05:52:39,900 --> 05:52:43,580 I'm actually gonna hire a PR crisis management company, I think. 6458 05:52:43,580 --> 05:52:45,420 ...uh... 6459 05:52:46,220 --> 05:52:47,500 ...after today's stream... 6460 05:52:47,500 --> 05:52:48,220 ...in order to... 6461 05:52:50,300 --> 05:52:51,420 ...completely, uh... 6462 05:52:51,420 --> 05:52:53,420 ...fucking bulletproof-ize myself. 6463 05:53:00,940 --> 05:53:01,420 Come on. 6464 05:53:01,420 --> 05:53:28,940 they've added a drone to a microsoft flight simulator like a human piloted drone which is 6465 05:53:28,940 --> 05:53:35,660 actually available in reality as well called the the velocicopter sounds like a velociraptor 6466 05:53:35,660 --> 05:53:42,280 and it goes awful slow i'd say you can only maybe i've seen videos of it being used out in like 6467 05:53:42,280 --> 05:53:51,360 high-tech expos out in dubai and the like but uh i was wondering whether or not that could be a chance 6468 05:53:51,360 --> 05:53:59,720 for connor to be flying around dublin in a fucking zurich drone maybe making making deliveries or 6469 05:53:59,720 --> 05:54:05,700 something like that or just going from meeting to meeting maybe like picking up a fucking latte for 6470 05:54:05,700 --> 05:54:15,800 backhurst heading out there and then then heading i know over to the rds for some fucking expo 6471 05:54:15,800 --> 05:54:26,520 or down to uh that place where the the white water rafting was was meant to be mooted around ifsc 6472 05:54:26,520 --> 05:54:37,120 do you think that would be stan peledron fucking hell do you reckon that would be a stream do you reckon 6473 05:54:37,120 --> 05:54:40,040 there'd be a stream in it because i would i'd mention it to him 6474 05:54:40,040 --> 05:54:49,320 a flight to zurich in the fucking thing would take years though it's so slow but you could head around 6475 05:54:49,320 --> 05:54:53,720 dublin city and uh stop off at all all the spots like 6476 05:54:53,720 --> 05:55:12,360 just go on a day the wind is in its favor i never thought of it like that 6477 05:55:18,000 --> 05:55:29,120 cafe and zen switch the eicher oh fuck that'd be dark but it would be funny 6478 05:55:34,240 --> 05:55:35,600 looking for john's dad 6479 05:55:42,480 --> 05:55:47,920 need to nip over to uh it's what he would say it's not i'm just doing as well just need to nip over to 6480 05:55:47,920 --> 05:55:53,520 london to uh do a bit of crisis management for louis watch as he comes out of the big brother house 6481 05:55:57,840 --> 05:56:05,760 and then back to back to rte donny brook campus for uh a latte blast off 6482 05:56:09,120 --> 05:56:15,760 need to get back to rte campus for the media scrub backhurst has got a megaphone and he's going 90 on it 6483 05:56:17,840 --> 05:56:47,820 What? What? Fucking hell. It's a punk. There we go. That's us. Another tea. Another yen. Huh? Okay. Good job. Say nothing. Here's today's pick. 6484 05:56:47,820 --> 05:57:14,640 Fair old wedge, I hope. Thanks. You met quota, son. So starting tomorrow, you'll get a 50 yen raise. Nice. That'll be 500 yen per crate. Thank you. Keep up the good work. Alan Yentop will be in touch next. Yes, thank you very much. Yenzilla and the boys. 6485 05:57:16,800 --> 05:57:22,120 Nice bit of yen in hand. A yen in the hand is worth two in the bush. 6486 05:57:26,960 --> 05:57:32,340 500 yen for Aniston's per crate. It's just beautiful. 6487 05:57:34,800 --> 05:57:39,800 Mark, have you seen any other mad angels? No, sure haven't. 6488 05:57:39,800 --> 05:57:43,200 All right. Did they do that over there in Japan? 6489 05:57:46,440 --> 05:57:51,220 Excuse me. Excuse me. Have you seen a gang called the mad angels? 6490 05:57:51,900 --> 05:57:53,560 Why don't you ask the foreman? 6491 05:57:54,220 --> 05:57:56,520 Why don't you fuck off? Thanks. 6492 05:57:57,260 --> 05:58:02,400 Sorry for the language, but it just would be hilarious if one of them really took a turn like that. 6493 05:58:02,740 --> 05:58:05,100 And told me to F off. 6494 05:58:11,160 --> 05:58:14,460 We're heading home for the yenop... yenopalypse. 6495 05:58:14,700 --> 05:58:17,560 Yenop... yenop... yenop... yenop... copalypse. 6496 05:58:17,960 --> 05:58:19,540 Apocalypse. Yenopalypse. 6497 05:58:25,700 --> 05:58:26,560 Excuse me? 6498 05:58:27,300 --> 05:58:27,740 What is it? 6499 05:58:27,740 --> 05:58:29,560 That's interesting development there, Steve. 6500 05:58:29,760 --> 05:58:32,120 The new late late presenter in the calendar year. 6501 05:58:32,200 --> 05:58:39,980 Although it was said at the beginning of the year that he's basically on a year contract. 6502 05:58:40,160 --> 05:58:40,920 Isn't that the crack? 6503 05:58:42,900 --> 05:58:45,220 But, um... 6504 05:58:45,220 --> 05:58:49,360 Yeah, him flying in and out of fucking London to do the show in Ireland. 6505 05:58:49,560 --> 05:58:52,240 And then he'd be on BBC Radio 5 Live. 6506 05:58:52,340 --> 05:58:53,840 You would hear him on a Saturday morning. 6507 05:58:56,100 --> 05:58:57,340 It's not ideal. 6508 05:58:57,760 --> 05:59:00,900 You'd ideally want the host of your flagship show... 6509 05:59:02,520 --> 05:59:05,000 to be residing in the country. 6510 05:59:05,120 --> 05:59:05,540 Do you know what I mean? 6511 05:59:05,560 --> 05:59:05,900 It's not... 6512 05:59:06,540 --> 05:59:09,600 It's not a great situation. 6513 05:59:10,440 --> 05:59:16,900 Maybe Connor Williams can be making a few trips out to the RTE campus in a San Pellidrome. 6514 05:59:18,360 --> 05:59:23,360 Well, if this does develop, it would mean possibly, uh... 6515 05:59:23,360 --> 05:59:24,560 Trying to design... 6516 05:59:24,560 --> 05:59:25,920 Maybe they should ask around about the Mad Angels. 6517 05:59:25,920 --> 05:59:31,120 ...a new skin for the San Pellicopter in Microsoft Flight Simulator. 6518 05:59:35,860 --> 05:59:38,600 And, uh, I know there are a few dab hands at that. 6519 05:59:38,700 --> 05:59:39,500 Because people were... 6520 05:59:39,500 --> 05:59:41,360 I think people were designing fucking... 6521 05:59:41,360 --> 05:59:42,600 ...slug skins and all that. 6522 05:59:43,600 --> 05:59:45,160 But, uh... 6523 05:59:45,160 --> 05:59:47,940 High-level headhunting by Connor Williams. 6524 05:59:48,180 --> 05:59:48,840 That's something. 6525 05:59:49,800 --> 05:59:50,420 Excuse me? 6526 05:59:51,060 --> 05:59:51,340 Eh? 6527 05:59:52,340 --> 05:59:53,440 What is it, young'un? 6528 05:59:57,440 --> 05:59:59,760 Do you happen to know where the Mad Angels hang out? 6529 05:59:59,760 --> 06:00:01,660 Oh, not this Mad fucking Angels. 6530 06:00:02,040 --> 06:00:03,220 Wild Goose Chase again. 6531 06:00:03,680 --> 06:00:05,600 You need to head to the cafe in the docks at 8pm. 6532 06:00:05,720 --> 06:00:06,420 Thanks very much, Jimmy. 6533 06:00:06,540 --> 06:00:07,260 It's just, you know... 6534 06:00:07,260 --> 06:00:08,680 I really need to know where they are. 6535 06:00:09,460 --> 06:00:10,660 So we have two hours to kill. 6536 06:00:10,740 --> 06:00:12,480 Let's just have a look at the weirdest... 6537 06:00:12,480 --> 06:00:12,920 The most... 6538 06:00:12,920 --> 06:00:14,200 It's the video titled... 6539 06:00:14,200 --> 06:00:16,900 The Most Normal Conversation Ever... 6540 06:00:17,740 --> 06:00:18,900 ...in Shenmue. 6541 06:00:18,900 --> 06:00:24,360 A completely normal conversation with a child... 6542 06:00:25,360 --> 06:00:26,840 ...has had 2 million views. 6543 06:00:28,760 --> 06:00:29,360 Eh... 6544 06:00:29,360 --> 06:00:30,660 Put that on a mute. 6545 06:00:30,660 --> 06:00:57,260 Can you help me? 6546 06:00:57,260 --> 06:01:06,340 Bizarre. 6547 06:01:06,340 --> 06:01:07,460 Hey, what's wrong? 6548 06:01:08,200 --> 06:01:09,420 I'm scared. 6549 06:01:10,160 --> 06:01:10,360 Me? 6550 06:01:10,760 --> 06:01:11,340 Well... 6551 06:01:11,340 --> 06:01:14,040 Wait, I won't do anything. 6552 06:01:14,840 --> 06:01:15,220 Really? 6553 06:01:16,080 --> 06:01:17,500 You have my word. 6554 06:01:17,880 --> 06:01:19,380 You're still mad. 6555 06:01:19,960 --> 06:01:20,200 Me? 6556 06:01:20,620 --> 06:01:21,100 Well... 6557 06:01:21,100 --> 06:01:26,320 Wait, I won't do anything. 6558 06:01:27,120 --> 06:01:27,540 Really? 6559 06:01:28,980 --> 06:01:29,640 Of course. 6560 06:01:30,220 --> 06:01:31,660 But you're really scary. 6561 06:01:32,500 --> 06:01:32,740 Me? 6562 06:01:33,180 --> 06:01:33,680 Well... 6563 06:01:33,680 --> 06:01:38,860 Wait, I won't do anything. 6564 06:01:39,340 --> 06:01:39,820 Actually... 6565 06:01:39,820 --> 06:01:41,100 Actually bizarre. 6566 06:01:44,780 --> 06:01:49,300 Then you're back to the fucking algorithm page. 6567 06:01:50,040 --> 06:01:50,600 Nothing. 6568 06:01:50,860 --> 06:01:52,240 It wasn't great. 6569 06:01:56,640 --> 06:01:58,780 And this is the anime. 6570 06:02:00,140 --> 06:02:04,180 But there might be some Shenmue Tom content that hasn't really been... 6571 06:02:06,400 --> 06:02:09,360 Shenmue Tom can't afford to drink. 6572 06:02:09,480 --> 06:02:10,680 Let's see what that's got. 6573 06:02:10,740 --> 06:02:12,520 427 views. 6574 06:02:12,520 --> 06:02:19,580 Tom. 6575 06:02:19,580 --> 06:02:21,280 Hi, Ryo. 6576 06:02:22,340 --> 06:02:24,260 Do you know any place where sailors hang out? 6577 06:02:25,120 --> 06:02:25,700 Sailors? 6578 06:02:26,160 --> 06:02:27,200 Yeah, I do. 6579 06:02:27,860 --> 06:02:29,540 They hang out at bars. 6580 06:02:30,180 --> 06:02:33,060 They always start street fights when they're drunk, you know? 6581 06:02:33,460 --> 06:02:34,340 We did see us. 6582 06:02:34,340 --> 06:02:35,320 I can't stand them, man. 6583 06:02:36,560 --> 06:02:38,140 Which bar do they hang out at? 6584 06:02:38,600 --> 06:02:39,500 I don't know. 6585 06:02:39,940 --> 06:02:40,980 I'm broke. 6586 06:02:41,100 --> 06:02:42,580 I can't afford to drink. 6587 06:02:43,120 --> 06:02:43,660 Oh, well. 6588 06:02:44,020 --> 06:02:44,360 Later. 6589 06:02:46,440 --> 06:02:58,120 It's not a YouTube Pro scenario, but if you have that browser called Brave, it just has a built-in function where you don't get any ads. 6590 06:03:03,240 --> 06:03:04,320 Like, I don't think... 6591 06:03:04,320 --> 06:03:07,780 You don't have to install any extensions or anything like that. 6592 06:03:13,440 --> 06:03:14,420 Ublock Origin. 6593 06:03:14,600 --> 06:03:16,140 Maybe that's already in it, is it? 6594 06:03:23,300 --> 06:03:24,140 Shenmue 2. 6595 06:03:24,240 --> 06:03:25,600 Amazing voice acting. 6596 06:03:27,560 --> 06:03:32,800 It's him from the first game. 6597 06:03:32,960 --> 06:03:34,560 He's got a different voice. 6598 06:03:35,320 --> 06:03:36,180 How do you know my name? 6599 06:03:37,940 --> 06:03:38,960 Oh, sorry. 6600 06:03:39,440 --> 06:03:40,760 You look just like someone I know. 6601 06:03:41,540 --> 06:03:42,380 Oh, really? 6602 06:03:42,860 --> 06:03:43,620 Are you Japanese? 6603 06:03:45,380 --> 06:03:45,720 Yes. 6604 06:03:46,160 --> 06:03:47,680 I live in a place called Yokosuka. 6605 06:03:48,500 --> 06:03:49,020 Yokosuka? 6606 06:03:49,620 --> 06:03:49,940 Hello, Joe. 6607 06:03:49,940 --> 06:03:51,280 That's where my little brother works. 6608 06:03:52,300 --> 06:03:53,680 Don't tell me you mean Wong... 6609 06:03:53,680 --> 06:03:58,180 The budget stretched to getting Jordan B. Peterson in to do the voice. 6610 06:03:59,080 --> 06:04:01,120 And that's why there's such a Canadian... 6611 06:04:01,120 --> 06:04:02,680 A strong Canadian link... 6612 06:04:03,280 --> 06:04:04,020 In the game. 6613 06:04:04,480 --> 06:04:08,940 Is that a lot of the budget went on Jordan B. before he even became... 6614 06:04:09,200 --> 06:04:09,700 Peterson. 6615 06:04:10,780 --> 06:04:12,400 So it's an incredible turnaround. 6616 06:04:12,400 --> 06:04:13,520 Long song of... 6617 06:04:13,520 --> 06:04:14,720 Oh. 6618 06:04:15,380 --> 06:04:16,100 Clean your room. 6619 06:04:16,180 --> 06:04:16,460 Um. 6620 06:04:17,320 --> 06:04:17,460 Oh. 6621 06:04:17,880 --> 06:04:18,940 Clean your dojo. 6622 06:04:20,060 --> 06:04:20,380 Oh. 6623 06:04:21,920 --> 06:04:22,180 Oh. 6624 06:04:22,620 --> 06:04:22,940 Hello. 6625 06:04:22,940 --> 06:04:23,060 No. 6626 06:04:25,540 --> 06:04:26,020 Wong-san? 6627 06:04:26,760 --> 06:04:26,940 Huh? 6628 06:04:27,860 --> 06:04:29,060 How do you know my name? 6629 06:04:30,580 --> 06:04:31,040 Oh. 6630 06:04:32,120 --> 06:04:32,360 Eh. 6631 06:04:32,940 --> 06:04:33,380 Lobsters. 6632 06:04:33,760 --> 06:04:34,140 Sorry. 6633 06:04:34,600 --> 06:04:35,920 You look just like someone I know. 6634 06:04:36,700 --> 06:04:37,000 Oh. 6635 06:04:37,240 --> 06:04:37,540 Really? 6636 06:04:38,040 --> 06:04:38,780 Are you Japanese? 6637 06:04:39,840 --> 06:04:40,060 Haha. 6638 06:04:40,600 --> 06:04:40,880 Yes. 6639 06:04:41,140 --> 06:04:42,840 I live in a place called Yokosuka. 6640 06:04:43,660 --> 06:04:44,160 Yokosuka? 6641 06:04:44,780 --> 06:04:46,460 That's where my little brother works. 6642 06:04:47,500 --> 06:04:49,800 Don't tell me you mean Wong-san of Ajiichi. 6643 06:04:50,800 --> 06:04:51,280 Ajiichi. 6644 06:04:51,740 --> 06:04:52,060 Yes. 6645 06:04:52,460 --> 06:04:52,920 That's it. 6646 06:04:53,160 --> 06:04:53,760 And so... 6647 06:04:53,760 --> 06:04:54,520 What's your name? 6648 06:04:55,800 --> 06:04:57,380 My name is Dio Hazuki. 6649 06:04:58,040 --> 06:04:59,040 Hazuki-san, right? 6650 06:04:59,760 --> 06:05:02,140 If you ever run into trouble, come talk to me. 6651 06:05:02,680 --> 06:05:03,160 Thank you. 6652 06:05:03,380 --> 06:05:04,340 It was nice meeting you. 6653 06:05:06,340 --> 06:05:09,720 Um. 6654 06:05:09,720 --> 06:05:10,480 Oh. 6655 06:05:11,160 --> 06:05:11,640 Hello. 6656 06:05:11,640 --> 06:05:11,760 Hello. 6657 06:05:13,760 --> 06:05:14,960 Jesus Christ. 6658 06:05:15,960 --> 06:05:25,580 Shenmue. 6659 06:05:25,580 --> 06:05:26,380 Shenmue. 6660 06:05:26,380 --> 06:05:26,380 Shenmue. 6661 06:05:26,380 --> 06:05:26,380 Shenmue. 6662 06:05:26,380 --> 06:05:26,380 Shenmue. 6663 06:05:26,380 --> 06:05:35,720 Shenmue Tom's dance loop he's always grooving. 6664 06:05:35,720 --> 06:05:37,920 Funny things people say in Shenmue. 6665 06:05:37,920 --> 06:05:39,540 "Um, got a minute?" 6666 06:05:39,540 --> 06:05:40,540 "Huh? 6667 06:05:40,540 --> 06:05:42,920 Get out of my space, schoolboy!" 6668 06:05:42,920 --> 06:05:43,920 "Excuse me?" 6669 06:05:43,920 --> 06:05:44,920 "Huh? 6670 06:05:44,920 --> 06:05:46,920 Who the hell you think you are?" 6671 06:05:46,920 --> 06:05:47,920 "Excuse me?" 6672 06:05:47,920 --> 06:05:52,140 "Oh no no no, I just can't now." 6673 06:05:52,140 --> 06:05:55,380 "This weird coat, what kind of coat?" 6674 06:05:55,380 --> 06:05:56,380 "A deep green." 6675 06:05:56,380 --> 06:05:58,140 "It was a deep green. 6676 06:05:58,140 --> 06:06:01,840 So anyway, darn cold today isn't it?" 6677 06:06:01,840 --> 06:06:08,420 "There is a lot of fake stuff circulating these days but we only stock the real thing." 6678 06:06:08,420 --> 06:06:09,880 "Do you know of any places where..." 6679 06:06:09,880 --> 06:06:13,520 "There's a lot of fake stuff circulating these days." 6680 06:06:13,520 --> 06:06:19,780 Would be good to describe the fake news and disinformation that's on the internet, you know? 6681 06:06:19,780 --> 06:06:29,580 "That'd be a great little clip to send as a riposte to anything that was posted and it was unverified." 6682 06:06:29,580 --> 06:06:34,540 But no one would really get the reference and or even laugh or care about it I'd imagine. 6683 06:06:34,540 --> 06:06:35,540 "Sailors hang out?" 6684 06:06:35,540 --> 06:06:38,300 "I don't imagine they'd be here." 6685 06:06:38,300 --> 06:06:42,000 "Heheh, probably the red light district, eh?" 6686 06:06:42,000 --> 06:06:44,000 "I'm trying to find some sailors." 6687 06:06:44,000 --> 06:06:48,300 "Sailors? I see lots of them in the evenings." 6688 06:06:48,300 --> 06:06:50,300 "Do you know about the three blades?" 6689 06:06:50,300 --> 06:06:53,300 "Who told you about that, son?" 6690 06:06:53,300 --> 06:06:55,760 "Nowadays, soccer is hip." 6691 06:06:55,760 --> 06:06:56,760 "I was hip." 6692 06:06:56,760 --> 06:07:10,300 That's a great little... soccer is hip. I mean, we have heard all these in yesterday's stream. Look, it's nearly eight o'clock. We need to get back on this. A bit of a departure from the game. 6693 06:07:10,300 --> 06:07:23,300 "Please be a fuckin' fight." 6694 06:07:23,300 --> 06:07:27,300 "Here we are. It's happening." 6695 06:07:27,300 --> 06:07:29,300 "Peace." 6696 06:07:29,300 --> 06:07:34,300 "Been sniffing around us like a dog?" 6697 06:07:34,300 --> 06:07:37,300 "Looks like we're gonna have to run this straight off now." 6698 06:07:37,300 --> 06:07:38,300 "Hmph!" 6699 06:07:38,300 --> 06:07:42,300 "I'm gonna get in!" 6700 06:07:42,300 --> 06:07:44,300 "Ah, fuck. Fuck. Ah, fuck." 6701 06:07:44,300 --> 06:07:48,300 "Gonna have to go again." 6702 06:07:48,300 --> 06:07:52,300 "Completely missed all the Quicktime events there." 6703 06:07:52,300 --> 06:07:55,300 "Like a dog!" 6704 06:07:55,300 --> 06:08:00,300 "Long time no see." 6705 06:08:00,300 --> 06:08:03,300 "That's that Charlie fucker." 6706 06:08:03,300 --> 06:08:05,300 "You're sniffing around us like a dog?" 6707 06:08:05,300 --> 06:08:08,300 "Looks like we're gonna have to run this straight off now." 6708 06:08:08,300 --> 06:08:13,300 "I wanna get in!" 6709 06:08:13,300 --> 06:08:14,300 "Haha!" 6710 06:08:14,300 --> 06:08:19,300 "Nice." 6711 06:08:19,300 --> 06:08:24,300 "Great sparks there, animated." 6712 06:08:24,300 --> 06:08:29,300 "Keddy Siegels after ya." 6713 06:08:29,300 --> 06:08:34,300 "Lovely trails there, Siegels." 6714 06:08:34,300 --> 06:08:35,300 "I need a pain." 6715 06:08:35,300 --> 06:08:36,300 "Little shit." 6716 06:08:36,300 --> 06:08:40,300 "Roadrash 3D for the Dreamcast." 6717 06:08:40,300 --> 06:08:41,300 "Now!" 6718 06:08:41,300 --> 06:08:55,300 "It's crazy there's a lot of waiting around in this fucking hell." 6719 06:08:55,300 --> 06:09:08,300 "There's a lot of waiting around in this fucking hell." 6720 06:09:08,300 --> 06:09:15,300 "There's a lot of waiting around and then, out of nowhere they hit you with an absolute fucking relentless pummeling of pace." 6721 06:09:15,300 --> 06:09:21,300 "His hands aren't even touching the handlebars." 6722 06:09:21,300 --> 06:09:32,300 "Smooth move, you ain't so bad punk." 6723 06:09:32,300 --> 06:09:34,300 "Look at his hand." 6724 06:09:34,300 --> 06:09:35,300 "Are you?" 6725 06:09:35,300 --> 06:09:37,300 "But your time's up." 6726 06:09:37,300 --> 06:09:38,300 "You wish!" 6727 06:09:38,300 --> 06:09:39,300 "Dah!" 6728 06:09:39,300 --> 06:09:46,300 "No one takes on the mad angels in this harbor and lives to tell about it." 6729 06:09:46,300 --> 06:09:47,300 "Great stuff." 6730 06:09:47,300 --> 06:09:49,300 "It's the bottom of the sea for you." 6731 06:09:49,300 --> 06:09:51,300 "Get him." 6732 06:09:51,300 --> 06:09:56,300 "Wanted to eat a biscuit then but it's not gonna happen." 6733 06:09:56,300 --> 06:09:57,300 "Oh yeah, nice." 6734 06:09:58,300 --> 06:09:59,300 "Look at that." 6735 06:09:59,300 --> 06:10:01,300 "Absolute button mashing." 6736 06:10:01,300 --> 06:10:30,660 Just fight. 6737 06:10:30,660 --> 06:10:55,520 You little brat, I'm gonna break your face. It is Virtua Fighter vibes there, uh, Noveline, made by the same crowd. This is basically a Virtua Fighter RPG with the emphasis heavily on RPG. Fucking hell, he's good, this guy. He's good at avoiding your attacks, which is half the battle, I suppose. 6738 06:10:55,520 --> 06:11:07,520 Trying to do that roll and thunder. 6739 06:11:07,520 --> 06:11:14,520 There, that's enough. 6740 06:11:14,520 --> 06:11:21,520 There, that's enough. 6741 06:11:21,520 --> 06:11:28,520 There, that's enough. 6742 06:11:28,520 --> 06:11:34,860 How are the Mad Angels and Chiyu Ming connected? 6743 06:11:36,120 --> 06:11:37,280 I don't know. 6744 06:11:37,540 --> 06:11:37,900 What? 6745 06:11:38,740 --> 06:11:43,980 Wait, I don't know if he's Chiyu Ming, but there's some Chinese Big Shot leaving here soon. 6746 06:11:44,520 --> 06:11:45,320 Big Shot? 6747 06:11:45,720 --> 06:11:49,880 Yeah, they had me arrange a cruiser to take him out to a big ship offshore. 6748 06:11:51,700 --> 06:11:52,800 What's his name? 6749 06:11:52,800 --> 06:11:57,200 I don't know, but I hear you wear some silk robe thing with a dragon on it. 6750 06:11:58,260 --> 06:12:00,860 Landee, he's still around here. 6751 06:12:01,540 --> 06:12:03,960 Some silk robe thing with a dragon on it. 6752 06:12:04,160 --> 06:12:07,320 Please, I beg you, don't tell anyone I told you. 6753 06:12:07,920 --> 06:12:09,080 They'll kill me. 6754 06:12:09,300 --> 06:12:10,060 Congratulations. 6755 06:12:11,540 --> 06:12:15,700 You're looking for a man with a big silk robe with a big dragon on it. 6756 06:12:28,000 --> 06:12:28,760 The Mad Angels. 6757 06:12:30,040 --> 06:12:33,300 The Mad Angels are coming out tonight in town, man. 6758 06:12:34,300 --> 06:12:35,780 They're actually fucking dangerous. 6759 06:12:36,040 --> 06:12:37,240 They're heavily dangerous. 6760 06:12:38,660 --> 06:12:41,040 Landee is still in the harbor. 6761 06:12:42,420 --> 06:12:44,060 Find out more about the trade. 6762 06:12:48,280 --> 06:12:48,880 What? 6763 06:12:49,100 --> 06:12:49,860 What trade? 6764 06:12:49,860 --> 06:12:49,920 What trade? 6765 06:12:57,740 --> 06:13:04,400 Is this the trade? 6766 06:13:08,400 --> 06:13:09,260 I should go home. 6767 06:13:09,620 --> 06:13:10,120 Great. 6768 06:13:10,380 --> 06:13:11,280 That's the trade. 6769 06:13:12,000 --> 06:13:13,460 Oh, from one boat to another. 6770 06:13:23,460 --> 06:13:25,100 No fast travel available. 6771 06:13:27,420 --> 06:13:28,800 Low travel only. 6772 06:13:28,800 --> 06:13:33,120 They wanted you to really feel what it was like to work in this harbor. 6773 06:13:35,120 --> 06:13:35,240 Okay. 6774 06:13:35,240 --> 06:13:51,740 Did your man say, where's your son there or something? 6775 06:13:51,740 --> 06:13:51,820 Okay. 6776 06:13:54,820 --> 06:13:55,960 I missed it. 6777 06:13:56,900 --> 06:14:06,360 I was too fucking flabbergasted by the absolute display of pure, raw power. 6778 06:14:08,360 --> 06:14:09,840 Yeah, I saved it there. 6779 06:14:09,920 --> 06:14:11,360 I just had a little bit of a saving. 6780 06:14:13,560 --> 06:14:15,280 You got a rising sun. 6781 06:14:20,220 --> 06:14:21,300 God, this snob ad. 6782 06:14:21,600 --> 06:14:24,220 Hopefully, it's, yeah, no small talk to be had here. 6783 06:14:24,900 --> 06:14:26,920 I mean, I'm that bored. 6784 06:14:27,060 --> 06:14:28,460 I'm waiting for the bus. 6785 06:14:29,020 --> 06:14:31,220 I'm considering talking to fucking... 6786 06:14:31,220 --> 06:14:34,180 Japanese Elvis. 6787 06:14:34,180 --> 06:14:34,680 What's going, bro? 6788 06:14:40,680 --> 06:14:41,120 What's up? 6789 06:14:41,620 --> 06:14:42,840 On patrol, brother. 6790 06:14:43,260 --> 06:14:43,800 Patrol. 6791 06:14:44,760 --> 06:14:49,520 Seeing if those nasty bad thugs making trouble in harbor are around. 6792 06:14:50,180 --> 06:14:51,680 You seem especially happy. 6793 06:14:51,680 --> 06:14:52,880 Bro. 6794 06:14:52,880 --> 06:14:58,800 How's work coming? 6795 06:15:00,800 --> 06:15:01,120 Thanks. 6796 06:15:03,220 --> 06:15:03,400 Yeah. 6797 06:15:04,100 --> 06:15:07,980 The bus is here. 6798 06:15:07,980 --> 06:15:10,280 See you around. 6799 06:15:10,280 --> 06:15:12,000 You bet, bro. 6800 06:15:12,180 --> 06:15:17,120 If something comes up, be sure to call on old Goro anytime. 6801 06:15:18,440 --> 06:15:18,720 Yeah. 6802 06:15:19,320 --> 06:15:19,820 See you. 6803 06:15:20,240 --> 06:15:21,420 You bet, bro. 6804 06:15:21,420 --> 06:15:23,480 Yeah. 6805 06:15:24,000 --> 06:15:24,820 All right. 6806 06:15:25,240 --> 06:15:25,820 All right. 6807 06:15:25,920 --> 06:15:26,840 See you later, man. 6808 06:15:32,160 --> 06:15:35,660 What an absolute clown machine. 6809 06:15:36,440 --> 06:15:38,280 I couldn't have said it better myself. 6810 06:15:39,120 --> 06:15:43,120 And you'd have to wonder what was the direction going on there. 6811 06:15:43,120 --> 06:15:44,520 It was insane. 6812 06:15:44,520 --> 06:15:52,740 They'd ran out of budget. 6813 06:15:53,120 --> 06:15:55,060 They were really feeding off scraps. 6814 06:15:55,060 --> 06:15:55,140 They were really feeding off scraps. 6815 06:15:55,140 --> 06:16:16,840 Okay, what else? 6816 06:16:16,840 --> 06:16:46,440 Fucking running into walls. 6817 06:16:46,440 --> 06:16:48,840 Some amount of fucking midnight jogging here. 6818 06:16:48,940 --> 06:16:51,160 It's a long, drawn-out affair. 6819 06:16:51,400 --> 06:16:52,700 Nobody said this was going to be... 6820 06:16:52,700 --> 06:16:54,820 When's the next race on, actually? 6821 06:16:56,300 --> 06:16:57,720 Hopefully we haven't missed that. 6822 06:16:58,620 --> 06:17:00,100 Completely forgot about that. 6823 06:17:03,640 --> 06:17:04,900 I think the mood... 6824 06:17:04,900 --> 06:17:07,680 Oh, it's not until 10 to 5. 6825 06:17:08,180 --> 06:17:09,120 Actually, that's now. 6826 06:17:11,120 --> 06:17:17,180 But the mood was soured by the horse fall in the last race. 6827 06:17:22,460 --> 06:17:23,880 Pitch is waterlogged. 6828 06:17:23,880 --> 06:17:49,780 for fuck's sake man we really need to power through is it is there am i right in saying 6829 06:17:49,780 --> 06:17:56,220 this is the final day of work or is it two more days because i can't handle another two days of this 6830 06:17:56,220 --> 06:18:00,160 i think i can only do one more day 6831 06:18:00,160 --> 06:18:09,980 lad d is still in the harbor find out more about the trade 6832 06:18:09,980 --> 06:18:12,380 fucking hell 6833 06:18:12,380 --> 06:18:26,820 the final day fucking hope so is this a case of take the shortcut in the wrist i don't know of any shortcut 6834 06:18:26,820 --> 06:18:33,700 i it's not christmas day anyway it's christmas eve the snow is out the forklifts are primed and ready 6835 06:18:33,700 --> 06:18:42,500 it's another chance to really stake my claim as one of the finest forklift operators in yokosuka 6836 06:18:42,500 --> 06:18:51,060 harbor or however you say that it's hard to blend japanese pronunciation and then go back into the 6837 06:18:51,060 --> 06:18:59,420 the english but uh i did it and i said haba instead of harbor look it'll happen after fucking six hours 6838 06:18:59,420 --> 06:19:00,260 in nineteen minutes 6839 06:19:00,260 --> 06:19:08,940 now i wonder is the snow going to affect the the track at all are we going to have a little bit of 6840 06:19:08,940 --> 06:19:13,100 slipping and sliding already it seems to be a little bit of an ice rink 6841 06:19:13,100 --> 06:19:24,540 don't want to hit any fucking ice patches and come a cropper and i tell you i'm just going easy on the gas 6842 06:19:24,540 --> 06:19:31,740 when we get around these corners here and we don't want to get forced into any tight situations because that's when it all goes tits up 6843 06:19:31,740 --> 06:19:34,060 i'm also not going to uh 6844 06:19:34,060 --> 06:19:39,060 start showing up and saying and doing things that might 6845 06:19:39,060 --> 06:19:40,960 come back to haunt me 6846 06:19:40,960 --> 06:19:45,900 now this guy's going to try and force me into a wall we don't want it to happen 6847 06:19:45,900 --> 06:19:46,460 oh 6848 06:19:46,460 --> 06:19:52,260 we're still in it we're still in it we're still in it 6849 06:19:52,260 --> 06:20:18,420 what about this hey shortcut simon yes still in third it's not a bad fucking position to be in we're only still got two laps to go here we go you've got an oscar thank you very much what did you make of pacino's best picture announcement i thought it was good straight to the point who wants to hear about the fucking nominees anyway just tell us who won 6850 06:20:18,420 --> 06:20:22,900 those nominees don't deserve to be named 6851 06:20:22,900 --> 06:20:26,100 fucking hell 6852 06:20:26,100 --> 06:20:38,420 a lot it's it seems to be a lot harder than it than i found five years ago i was doing fucking serious forklift business back five years ago 6853 06:20:38,420 --> 06:20:46,100 al pacino 6854 06:20:46,100 --> 06:20:46,100 there we go 6855 06:20:46,100 --> 06:20:50,100 there we go 6856 06:20:50,100 --> 06:20:57,380 nearly fucking went into a fall there but we're okay it's grand we're still on course here to overtake number one up the top come on 6857 06:20:57,380 --> 06:21:09,060 i can feel it come on get the volume cranks 6858 06:21:09,060 --> 06:21:15,060 we're gonna take this guy down to chinatown 6859 06:21:15,060 --> 06:21:42,740 watch this see you later 6860 06:21:42,740 --> 06:21:56,420 see you later that's the shortcut is this this guy's a real dirty fucking player he actually he loves trying to take you off the track i did it 6861 06:21:59,220 --> 06:22:05,300 i thought it was another lap oh man so close you almost had it here's your prize 6862 06:22:07,940 --> 06:22:10,900 thanks for fuck's sake i thought i was first 6863 06:22:14,100 --> 06:22:16,100 That's bollocks. 6864 06:22:20,180 --> 06:22:22,180 That's fucking rigged. 6865 06:22:23,860 --> 06:22:32,900 Gotcha. Take this cargo to warehouse number 18. Here's the map. The quote is written on it. No problem. This one's a bit further, so don't get lost. 6866 06:22:32,900 --> 06:22:40,100 In fairness, I should just be better. I know that I can do it now. I know that I can... I was robbed there. So I'm gonna take that... 6867 06:22:41,860 --> 06:22:49,460 into the next race if I have to do it again. Why is the fork not going up now? 6868 06:22:55,700 --> 06:23:04,660 Warehouse 18, is that right? Great stuff. So that is... Gotta put them in the warehouse. Oh, I know that. I'm trying to think where the fuck I'm going now. I'm lost here. 6869 06:23:05,700 --> 06:23:07,940 Oh no, I know it's... Yeah, I know where I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6870 06:23:10,100 --> 06:23:11,860 Down here. It's a bit away. 6871 06:23:14,020 --> 06:23:18,500 But Sherlock, it's nice. It's an 8 crater. It's not a 10 crater with sound. 6872 06:23:19,860 --> 06:23:21,460 You just have to deal with the weather, you know? 6873 06:23:28,820 --> 06:23:30,900 Deal with the weather. Make sure you don't kill anyone. 6874 06:23:31,700 --> 06:23:39,300 I mean, you're not gonna be able to kill anyone or run them over. They're just gonna get in your way and slow down proceedings, but... 6875 06:23:39,300 --> 06:23:42,580 It'd be fucking great now if this was the last day of work. 6876 06:23:43,620 --> 06:23:46,340 There's rumors circulating there online. 6877 06:23:48,100 --> 06:23:50,180 That you need to do another day after this. 6878 06:24:00,260 --> 06:24:04,100 Father Woodlouse. Thanks for the encouragement there. It's great to have a bit of encouragement. 6879 06:24:07,940 --> 06:24:13,060 And I was talking about cups of tea there. I should have had a cup of tea an hour ago, even. 6880 06:24:14,820 --> 06:24:17,860 Gasping for one now. And I'm going the wrong way here. 6881 06:24:23,700 --> 06:24:27,860 Wait until lunch time in the game to go and get a cup of tea. 6882 06:24:31,620 --> 06:24:47,940 In reality. Wrong. That wasn't liquid. That was smooth. Nice touch to it. 6883 06:24:55,380 --> 06:24:55,780 Sorry. 6884 06:24:57,940 --> 06:24:58,580 Fuck the hell. 6885 06:24:59,300 --> 06:25:01,380 Conrad, thanks very much for the tip there. 6886 06:25:01,940 --> 06:25:08,420 And you see, or ask, should I say, where can I get a pair of those lovely Deirdre Barlow sunglasses these days? 6887 06:25:09,780 --> 06:25:16,340 Probably pennies, because they were on sale in the winter for 1 euro 50. Can you believe that? 6888 06:25:23,060 --> 06:25:27,540 I doubt they'll have any now. They probably won't have any more until fucking the new season. 6889 06:25:27,540 --> 06:25:34,260 But by that stage they'll be charging full whack because it'll be summer prices, you know? 6890 06:25:45,140 --> 06:25:50,820 I don't actually like them, to be honest, but I just couldn't resist that price. 6891 06:25:52,180 --> 06:25:54,020 I actually think they were 50 cent. 6892 06:25:59,940 --> 06:26:10,180 And I'd be right in saying that because 1 euro 50, even by pennies standards, isn't like bargain basement prices slash price. It was definitely 50 cent. 6893 06:26:12,020 --> 06:26:26,980 But God knows what the situation will be come the new season. And maybe they were mass produced in some sort of factory in Bangladesh or something. 6894 06:26:26,980 --> 06:26:47,160 Do a little dance. 6895 06:26:48,040 --> 06:26:49,180 Drive a little fork. 6896 06:26:50,280 --> 06:26:51,380 Get down tonight. 6897 06:26:52,600 --> 06:26:54,160 Get down tonight. 6898 06:26:55,000 --> 06:26:56,600 Do a little dance. 6899 06:26:57,600 --> 06:26:58,660 Drive a little fork. 6900 06:26:59,880 --> 06:27:00,880 Get down tonight. 6901 06:27:01,920 --> 06:27:03,360 Get down tonight. 6902 06:27:06,720 --> 06:27:13,800 Thanks very much there to Boom Boom 43 for providing the lyrics to that quality song there. 6903 06:27:21,320 --> 06:27:25,940 These are probably women's sunglasses, you know? 6904 06:27:25,940 --> 06:27:41,600 But it matters not. 6905 06:27:41,600 --> 06:27:48,220 As long as the tint is perfect for not obscuring my view. 6906 06:27:55,220 --> 06:27:57,780 Some amount of fucking pace in the snow as well. 6907 06:27:57,860 --> 06:28:01,860 I'm very proud of myself and the way I've managed to evolve as a forklift operator. 6908 06:28:03,100 --> 06:28:04,940 Given the circumstances, you know? 6909 06:28:05,680 --> 06:28:25,180 A lot of tumultuous personal trauma suffered since the father was so badly dispatched by Landee, who rumor has it is still around this harbor somewhere, locked away inside one of these warehouses. 6910 06:28:25,440 --> 06:28:28,720 Thank you very much there, Flangular Glansbury. 6911 06:28:28,720 --> 06:28:28,720 Thank you very much there, Flangular Glansbury. 6912 06:28:28,720 --> 06:28:28,780 Glansbury. 6913 06:28:29,520 --> 06:28:32,280 Be your kind-hearted and beautiful tip. 6914 06:28:33,600 --> 06:28:36,640 Reminiscent of how many that shall come before it. 6915 06:28:37,600 --> 06:28:43,960 And hopefully a glimpse to the future as well for the Glansbury clan. 6916 06:28:44,080 --> 06:28:46,500 Big shout out to the Glansbury clan out there. 6917 06:28:48,280 --> 06:28:50,060 On all the Flansbury's as well. 6918 06:28:57,800 --> 06:28:58,320 Women. 6919 06:28:58,320 --> 06:28:59,320 Women. 6920 06:29:15,580 --> 06:29:15,940 Beautiful. 6921 06:29:15,940 --> 06:29:17,580 I'll get mad if I leave these outside. 6922 06:29:17,780 --> 06:29:18,360 See, that's the thing. 6923 06:29:18,400 --> 06:29:24,640 I was trying to put the forks down with the box because you're not technically allowed to drive. 6924 06:29:24,780 --> 06:29:26,980 Or at least you shouldn't be with the box up in the air. 6925 06:29:26,980 --> 06:29:34,840 So, uh, I try to put it down and then he starts going off on one how I'll probably get fucking zacked if I leave it down here. 6926 06:29:35,060 --> 06:29:36,860 I mean, I'm not trying to leave it down there. 6927 06:29:45,760 --> 06:29:50,480 Flangler says, thanks for keeping me entertained at home with a dose of COVID-19. 6928 06:29:50,880 --> 06:29:55,040 I didn't think people were still getting COVID-19 now. 6929 06:29:55,980 --> 06:29:59,340 And I'm really surprised that I never actually got it myself. 6930 06:29:59,700 --> 06:30:00,700 But you never know. 6931 06:30:00,820 --> 06:30:03,440 Maybe I did get it and just didn't know about it. 6932 06:30:04,640 --> 06:30:05,680 That kind of a way. 6933 06:30:06,900 --> 06:30:14,340 But I feel a little bit left out in that it didn't take me out in the way that some people got. 6934 06:30:14,740 --> 06:30:18,460 Because I'd like to have built up some natural resistance to it. 6935 06:30:18,920 --> 06:30:20,640 Other than getting the jab, you know. 6936 06:30:24,640 --> 06:30:26,360 Lunchtime. 6937 06:30:26,360 --> 06:30:37,680 If it is a man-made thing that came out of a lab, I'd be more concerned about contracting COVID than I would have been about getting the fucking jab that defeats it. 6938 06:30:39,480 --> 06:30:44,220 Because we don't really know what the fucking long-term effects of it are. 6939 06:30:44,580 --> 06:30:47,320 And serious questions need to be asked about this. 6940 06:30:47,760 --> 06:30:49,540 Thank you very much there, Gran Smolapino. 6941 06:30:49,700 --> 06:30:51,300 Again, another tip from you. 6942 06:30:51,680 --> 06:30:57,420 If I remember from the Shenmue stream from way back, didn't you once have a jab driving a forklift at the local supermarket? 6943 06:30:58,420 --> 06:31:01,600 I might have discussed that indeed. 6944 06:31:01,600 --> 06:31:02,160 Yes. 6945 06:31:02,820 --> 06:31:09,920 But I did want to retread old tales and this little sojourn through the Shenmue universe. 6946 06:31:11,080 --> 06:31:19,240 So I parked that chat and it would kind of be like, again, I don't want to go down telling the same stories. 6947 06:31:19,460 --> 06:31:26,300 But look, let's just say I'm well versed when it comes to forklift operations. 6948 06:31:29,300 --> 06:31:35,140 As for the horse racing, there doesn't seem to be any races going on. 6949 06:31:35,180 --> 06:31:35,780 I'm not sure. 6950 06:31:36,400 --> 06:31:37,460 Is it happening? 6951 06:31:42,400 --> 06:31:43,500 Does anybody know? 6952 06:31:43,740 --> 06:31:46,000 Somebody said the pitch is waterlogged. 6953 06:31:46,060 --> 06:31:48,200 But I mean, I think that was a joke, was it? 6954 06:31:50,940 --> 06:31:53,840 I suppose I could just switch on my monitor here and have a look. 6955 06:31:57,220 --> 06:32:00,520 A 5.30 race, but surely there was a race before that. 6956 06:32:00,640 --> 06:32:01,820 I wonder did... 6957 06:32:01,820 --> 06:32:03,160 Let me see if it came on. 6958 06:32:03,260 --> 06:32:04,360 I mean, I had... 6959 06:32:04,360 --> 06:32:07,080 Or at least Tommy had money on another race. 6960 06:32:07,160 --> 06:32:09,400 And now I see on ITV the chase is on. 6961 06:32:10,180 --> 06:32:12,060 So there is no horse racing. 6962 06:32:13,240 --> 06:32:14,920 Or that was an advert for the chase. 6963 06:32:15,060 --> 06:32:15,300 Okay. 6964 06:32:16,660 --> 06:32:18,120 So let's see if I came in. 6965 06:32:18,160 --> 06:32:21,320 Did St. Roy win that race that has just gone on? 6966 06:32:22,760 --> 06:32:23,860 Let me have a little look. 6967 06:32:23,860 --> 06:32:35,640 Settle bets. 6968 06:32:36,860 --> 06:32:37,700 No, last. 6969 06:32:38,300 --> 06:32:38,740 Last. 6970 06:32:38,920 --> 06:32:39,180 Okay. 6971 06:32:39,460 --> 06:32:40,140 One of coming. 6972 06:32:40,240 --> 06:32:41,820 It's the final shenanigan. 6973 06:32:43,400 --> 06:32:45,080 At half past five. 6974 06:32:45,080 --> 06:33:01,040 Liberty hunter. 6975 06:33:01,040 --> 06:33:01,080 Liberty hunter. 6976 06:33:08,320 --> 06:33:15,280 The horse that Tom has is Jalan Dudaris. 6977 06:33:16,060 --> 06:33:17,100 Dudaris or whatever. 6978 06:33:18,280 --> 06:33:20,400 I'm going to go and get a cup of tea here. 6979 06:33:21,540 --> 06:33:23,420 I don't know what I can leave you with. 6980 06:33:25,240 --> 06:33:28,100 Maybe just some daft fucking Shenmuey dialogue. 6981 06:33:28,420 --> 06:33:29,120 But it could... 6982 06:33:29,120 --> 06:33:29,960 There could be spoilers. 6983 06:33:30,200 --> 06:33:30,720 I don't want... 6984 06:33:30,720 --> 06:33:32,860 Even though we already know exactly what's going on. 6985 06:33:33,500 --> 06:33:34,840 Let me just leave it here with that. 6986 06:33:35,000 --> 06:33:36,280 I'm back now in a moment. 6987 06:33:36,400 --> 06:33:38,420 I'll just put a bit of tea into the... 6988 06:33:38,420 --> 06:33:39,320 Into the cup. 6989 06:33:39,320 --> 06:34:09,300 I'll just put a bit of tea. 6990 06:34:09,300 --> 06:34:21,040 We're now facing a kettle boiling scenario. 6991 06:34:21,040 --> 06:34:27,140 This is a very tense period of the day where the kettle boils, but the live stream is still 6992 06:34:27,140 --> 06:34:27,560 going. 6993 06:34:28,200 --> 06:34:30,200 And you're faced with a dilemma where... 6994 06:34:30,200 --> 06:34:31,260 Do you want to be out there? 6995 06:34:31,440 --> 06:34:32,600 Or do you want to be here? 6996 06:34:32,680 --> 06:34:35,200 I don't like the idea of just leaving... 6997 06:34:35,820 --> 06:34:38,060 This on the screen and having nothing there. 6998 06:34:38,200 --> 06:34:39,340 It's a cop out. 6999 06:34:40,120 --> 06:34:42,160 It's a short change situation. 7000 06:34:43,220 --> 06:34:44,020 I gotta tell you. 7001 06:34:44,020 --> 06:34:50,500 I'm looking very, very forward to the caffeine injection. 7002 06:34:53,000 --> 06:34:58,940 And there's a lovely pigeon-esque coup going on in and around this dockland here. 7003 06:35:16,860 --> 06:35:19,580 Very, very little to be going on. 7004 06:35:20,240 --> 06:35:21,420 Jamie Lynch, how are you? 7005 06:35:21,480 --> 06:35:24,040 Stream started when I was in work and I was sickened. 7006 06:35:24,100 --> 06:35:25,480 Home now and it's still on. 7007 06:35:26,140 --> 06:35:28,300 Look, it's still on, but we're actually... 7008 06:35:28,300 --> 06:35:29,820 We're at a fucking... 7009 06:35:29,820 --> 06:35:33,920 The tail end of a real heavy, hard few days of work here. 7010 06:35:34,100 --> 06:35:35,420 The forklift. 7011 06:35:35,520 --> 06:35:37,520 So I can imagine whatever work you were doing there. 7012 06:35:37,900 --> 06:35:39,800 It might have been equally matched. 7013 06:35:40,680 --> 06:35:45,360 By some of the extravagandistic fucking box work. 7014 06:35:46,560 --> 06:35:49,760 That I've been laying down here, down the docks. 7015 06:35:50,140 --> 06:35:55,100 I'd nearly go as far as to say that possibly virtual forklift operation. 7016 06:35:56,620 --> 06:35:59,260 Is harder than real forklift operation. 7017 06:35:59,460 --> 06:36:05,020 I know that there's a health and safety risk there that isn't there in the virtual realm. 7018 06:36:05,260 --> 06:36:08,400 But I gotta tell you, when you're mixing it up. 7019 06:36:08,760 --> 06:36:11,340 And then you're fucking doing races in between. 7020 06:36:11,480 --> 06:36:14,440 You're having to go back home every night as well. 7021 06:36:14,480 --> 06:36:15,580 You're having bad dreams. 7022 06:36:16,660 --> 06:36:19,280 There's people coming and fighting you on your lunch breaks. 7023 06:36:19,540 --> 06:36:20,380 That kind of crack. 7024 06:36:21,260 --> 06:36:22,380 It's naughty. 7025 06:36:22,640 --> 06:36:23,440 Try it sometime. 7026 06:36:24,700 --> 06:36:25,540 Try it sometime. 7027 06:36:25,540 --> 06:36:31,840 When you've got a dead father who's being killed by a Chinese man. 7028 06:36:31,960 --> 06:36:34,060 And then you've got a few boxes to fucking stack. 7029 06:36:34,140 --> 06:36:36,940 And you've got lads trying to smash your face and try it sometime. 7030 06:36:40,700 --> 06:36:43,740 You've got a lad called Goro going around thinking he's Elvis. 7031 06:36:45,380 --> 06:37:10,600 Excuse me? Eh? What is it, young'in? About the mad angels? I heard a rumor that you're still looking for them. Yes, I am. I heard that they are planning some deal. Do you know about it? The deal? Hmm. I did hear something about some large-scale deal happening soon. 7032 06:37:14,460 --> 06:37:32,740 Have you heard anything else? Well, I don't know none of the details. Alright. I don't know none of the details. Excuse me? About that mad angels deal? It's too dangerous to get involved. You should back off now. Alright. 7033 06:37:36,740 --> 06:37:43,540 You should be asking a lot of people about the deal. Um. What is it? Do you know anything about it? 7034 06:37:43,540 --> 06:38:03,080 Do you know anything about the mad angels? Ah. Those scumbags? Do you know anything about them? Sure. That they're real annoying jerks. You know those morons dump garbage into the sea? On top of that, they've been really noisy at night lately. I really wish they'd keep it down. I see. 7035 06:38:07,540 --> 06:38:16,740 Do you know anything about this? Yes. What do you know about it? Nothing. Okay. I see. 7036 06:38:24,700 --> 06:38:54,680 Mark. Hey Dio. What's up? Hey. Hey Dio. You got a girl? Huh? What? I don't really have time for stuff like that. I don't really have time for stuff like that. Well, you at least got your eye on someone, right? Mark, I'm... Dio. I don't know what you plan on getting out of life, but I'll tell you. It sure is a great thing to have yourself a woman. Mark. We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go. Nintendo Game Boy. You're not a kid. 7037 06:38:54,680 --> 06:39:08,600 No, I'm not. Back to work. Sorry, my Sega watch is going 90 there. Warehouse number 18. Okay. God, back to the drudgery. Let me just get a cup of tea there to fucking help with this. I need a boost. 7038 06:39:08,600 --> 06:39:38,580 Thank you. 7039 06:39:38,580 --> 06:40:08,560 Thank you. 7040 06:40:08,560 --> 06:40:38,540 Thank you. 7041 06:40:38,540 --> 06:41:08,520 Thank you. 7042 06:41:08,520 --> 06:41:38,500 Thank you. 7043 06:41:38,500 --> 06:42:08,480 Thank you. 7044 06:42:08,480 --> 06:42:10,480 Thank you. 7045 06:42:10,480 --> 06:42:12,480 Thank you. 7046 06:42:12,480 --> 06:42:14,480 Thank you. 7047 06:42:14,480 --> 06:42:16,480 Thank you. 7048 06:42:16,480 --> 06:42:16,480 Thank you. 7049 06:42:16,480 --> 06:42:18,480 Thank you. 7050 06:42:18,480 --> 06:42:20,480 Thank you. 7051 06:42:20,480 --> 06:42:23,660 that it wasn't up to that Barry's standard. 7052 06:42:24,800 --> 06:42:28,020 But I mean, you know, saying that, 7053 06:42:28,120 --> 06:42:29,460 after a few cups of tea, 7054 06:42:29,980 --> 06:42:32,520 after a few days of lions, 7055 06:42:32,680 --> 06:42:34,020 it's fine again. 7056 06:42:34,080 --> 06:42:34,780 You don't notice it. 7057 06:42:34,780 --> 06:42:35,880 You just get used to it then. 7058 06:42:36,400 --> 06:42:39,580 So I'd like to really say that the tea wars 7059 06:42:39,580 --> 06:42:42,880 and the tea who's better at this tea and that tea, 7060 06:42:42,880 --> 06:42:46,020 it really doesn't fucking matter at all, 7061 06:42:46,600 --> 06:42:47,740 to be honest. 7062 06:42:48,080 --> 06:42:49,520 It's how you make it as well. 7063 06:42:49,520 --> 06:42:52,500 But for some reason, 7064 06:42:52,700 --> 06:42:54,640 red label tea, either brand, 7065 06:42:54,740 --> 06:42:55,820 is better than green. 7066 06:42:56,320 --> 06:42:57,540 I just don't know why, you know. 7067 06:42:58,120 --> 06:42:59,440 I got the green lion, 7068 06:42:59,560 --> 06:43:01,840 so it's not really a fair comparison to make 7069 06:43:01,840 --> 06:43:03,280 between that and the red lions. 7070 06:43:03,280 --> 06:43:05,440 It's a green lion. 7071 06:43:05,620 --> 06:43:09,440 And I wouldn't really like the green boxes of tea anyway. 7072 06:43:12,060 --> 06:43:14,400 And thank God we're not in France there, 7073 06:43:14,520 --> 06:43:15,340 as Joseph was saying. 7074 06:43:15,460 --> 06:43:17,040 It's all teat and lipped. 7075 06:43:17,140 --> 06:43:18,280 I've never even heard of teat. 7076 06:43:18,960 --> 06:43:21,520 But I, those Lipton fucking bags, 7077 06:43:22,040 --> 06:43:24,060 miniature tea bags on a string. 7078 06:43:24,760 --> 06:43:27,280 Get the fuck out of here with that. 7079 06:43:28,020 --> 06:43:29,100 The, the, the, the side, 7080 06:43:29,220 --> 06:43:31,000 they're like pretend toys. 7081 06:43:31,120 --> 06:43:32,420 They're like toy tea bags 7082 06:43:32,420 --> 06:43:34,300 that you give to a child 7083 06:43:34,300 --> 06:43:36,340 who's got a toy tea set, you know. 7084 06:43:37,920 --> 06:43:38,680 They're miniature 7085 06:43:38,680 --> 06:43:40,400 and they're individually wrapped 7086 06:43:40,400 --> 06:43:41,960 and they don't even smell good 7087 06:43:41,960 --> 06:43:43,040 when you sniff the bag. 7088 06:43:43,740 --> 06:43:44,760 A tea bag, that is. 7089 06:43:44,880 --> 06:43:46,120 And it's just not great. 7090 06:43:46,120 --> 06:43:46,280 Yeah. 7091 06:43:46,280 --> 06:43:55,680 You should always sniff your bag 7092 06:43:55,680 --> 06:43:56,320 before you, 7093 06:43:56,420 --> 06:43:57,780 before you drench it 7094 06:43:57,780 --> 06:43:59,940 in boiling hot scowl. 7095 06:44:00,100 --> 06:44:00,540 Because, 7096 06:44:01,540 --> 06:44:02,780 you get a good sense 7097 06:44:02,780 --> 06:44:03,880 of what you're dealing with. 7098 06:44:04,380 --> 06:44:05,260 Even food, 7099 06:44:05,380 --> 06:44:06,320 just food in general. 7100 06:44:06,780 --> 06:44:07,500 Give it a whiff. 7101 06:44:10,800 --> 06:44:12,300 You'll thank me down the line. 7102 06:44:17,700 --> 06:44:18,060 Hmm. 7103 06:44:27,060 --> 06:44:28,540 Hillsalot 78. 7104 06:44:30,100 --> 06:44:31,600 I've no problem 7105 06:44:31,600 --> 06:44:35,420 with a, a, an ice cold Lipton sweet tea 7106 06:44:35,420 --> 06:44:36,460 on a hot summer's day. 7107 06:44:36,840 --> 06:44:37,740 And in fact, 7108 06:44:38,280 --> 06:44:39,300 go and do that. 7109 06:44:39,560 --> 06:44:40,980 I want to see you do that. 7110 06:44:41,020 --> 06:44:41,720 That's great. 7111 06:44:41,940 --> 06:44:43,560 I enjoy that myself. 7112 06:44:45,080 --> 06:44:46,360 But don't come in here 7113 06:44:46,360 --> 06:44:48,440 telling me that Uncle Lipton over there 7114 06:44:48,440 --> 06:44:49,780 understands 7115 06:44:49,780 --> 06:44:51,860 the ins and outs 7116 06:44:51,860 --> 06:44:53,140 of a good, decent, 7117 06:44:53,320 --> 06:44:54,500 hot cup of scald. 7118 06:44:54,600 --> 06:44:54,920 Because, 7119 06:44:55,340 --> 06:44:55,980 he doesn't. 7120 06:44:56,300 --> 06:44:57,000 They don't. 7121 06:44:57,440 --> 06:44:58,880 And they'll pretend like they do, 7122 06:44:58,960 --> 06:44:59,540 but they don't. 7123 06:44:59,620 --> 06:45:01,040 They don't know what they're missing out on. 7124 06:45:03,500 --> 06:45:05,780 I suppose it's more of a coffee zone, 7125 06:45:05,860 --> 06:45:06,200 isn't it? 7126 06:45:06,220 --> 06:45:07,480 When you get down there, 7127 06:45:07,700 --> 06:45:08,080 France, 7128 06:45:08,160 --> 06:45:09,120 and then further on Spain, 7129 06:45:09,240 --> 06:45:10,360 and all that sort of stuff. 7130 06:45:10,420 --> 06:45:11,020 Italy, it's, 7131 06:45:11,620 --> 06:45:13,060 there are more coffee lovers 7132 06:45:13,060 --> 06:45:14,440 than they are tea drinkers. 7133 06:45:14,440 --> 06:45:27,420 Yorkshire Gold. 7134 06:45:27,540 --> 06:45:28,880 I'm, I'm not sure I've tasted. 7135 06:45:30,360 --> 06:45:31,840 I've tasted Tetley's. 7136 06:45:31,980 --> 06:45:32,920 I think it's good. 7137 06:45:43,140 --> 06:45:44,540 Gary Devil does not, 7138 06:45:44,920 --> 06:45:46,640 we're not able to afford him 7139 06:45:46,640 --> 06:45:46,860 on, 7140 06:45:46,940 --> 06:45:48,240 on such a regular basis. 7141 06:45:48,420 --> 06:45:50,340 We only get him in for special edition 7142 06:45:50,340 --> 06:45:51,320 demonic streams. 7143 06:45:52,220 --> 06:45:53,000 I'm afraid. 7144 06:45:53,960 --> 06:45:55,260 But thanks very much 7145 06:45:55,260 --> 06:45:56,000 for asking. 7146 06:45:58,280 --> 06:46:00,220 Where was Paul Pogba in all of this? 7147 06:46:01,800 --> 06:46:02,720 That's all well and good, 7148 06:46:02,740 --> 06:46:03,680 but where was Paul Pogba? 7149 06:46:03,680 --> 06:46:26,780 digital hands. 7150 06:46:26,780 --> 06:46:32,940 I'm really surprised nobody else 7151 06:46:32,940 --> 06:46:36,080 has made any Neil Oliver wave stuff. 7152 06:46:36,080 --> 06:46:53,720 I didn't see Jamie Carragher make fool of himself. 7153 06:46:53,900 --> 06:46:54,820 What was it? 7154 06:46:54,940 --> 06:46:55,480 Was it good? 7155 06:47:02,100 --> 06:47:03,100 I like the, 7156 06:47:03,100 --> 06:47:05,200 the media sort of rivalry 7157 06:47:05,200 --> 06:47:06,780 between himself and Gary. 7158 06:47:06,920 --> 06:47:07,140 I mean, 7159 06:47:07,280 --> 06:47:07,400 I, 7160 06:47:07,400 --> 06:47:07,640 I, 7161 06:47:08,300 --> 06:47:08,800 Gary's, 7162 06:47:09,040 --> 06:47:10,380 Gary's the golden boy, 7163 06:47:10,380 --> 06:47:10,760 I'd say, 7164 06:47:10,800 --> 06:47:12,680 because he got given the podcast. 7165 06:47:12,860 --> 06:47:13,040 I bet, 7166 06:47:13,380 --> 06:47:13,820 I bet, 7167 06:47:13,900 --> 06:47:15,080 I was going to call him Jerry, 7168 06:47:15,320 --> 06:47:16,140 Jerry Carragher. 7169 06:47:16,540 --> 06:47:18,740 I bet Jerry's fucking seething. 7170 06:47:19,560 --> 06:47:23,440 bet Jamie would love his own Sky Sports fucking podcast, 7171 06:47:24,060 --> 06:47:25,480 but they won't. 7172 06:47:26,440 --> 06:47:27,640 They won't give him it. 7173 06:47:37,940 --> 06:47:39,360 Is it worth a look on the, 7174 06:47:39,420 --> 06:47:40,160 on the YouTube? 7175 06:47:40,380 --> 06:47:42,060 If I type in Carragher cringe, 7176 06:47:42,120 --> 06:47:42,660 will it happen? 7177 06:47:42,760 --> 06:47:53,880 If I type, 7178 06:47:54,020 --> 06:47:55,260 if I type it into YouTube, 7179 06:47:55,260 --> 06:47:55,980 will it come up? 7180 06:47:55,980 --> 06:48:12,120 And what was the, 7181 06:48:12,120 --> 06:48:12,440 um, 7182 06:48:16,040 --> 06:48:16,680 CBS, 7183 06:48:17,500 --> 06:48:18,380 what's CBS? 7184 06:48:18,380 --> 06:48:18,820 All right. 7185 06:48:18,880 --> 06:48:19,380 The States, 7186 06:48:20,180 --> 06:48:20,560 CBS. 7187 06:48:20,560 --> 06:48:20,800 CBS. 7188 06:48:20,800 --> 06:48:33,220 Uh, 7189 06:48:33,320 --> 06:48:34,440 CBS Sports, 7190 06:48:34,560 --> 06:48:35,260 go LATSO. 7191 06:48:35,960 --> 06:48:36,480 Uh, 7192 06:48:36,480 --> 06:48:37,620 thank you very much there, 7193 06:48:37,740 --> 06:48:38,400 Conrad. 7194 06:48:41,560 --> 06:48:42,660 For your tip. 7195 06:48:44,580 --> 06:48:47,100 The best moments from UCL today, 7196 06:48:47,320 --> 06:48:47,780 Richards, 7197 06:48:47,960 --> 06:48:48,320 Henri, 7198 06:48:48,600 --> 06:48:49,020 Abdo, 7199 06:48:49,220 --> 06:48:49,580 Saka, 7200 06:48:49,720 --> 06:48:51,940 and Carragher with that bit from 16 hours ago, 7201 06:48:52,000 --> 06:48:53,620 142 K views, 7202 06:48:53,740 --> 06:48:55,000 but it's a 10 minute, 7203 06:48:55,120 --> 06:48:56,340 20 second video. 7204 06:49:13,740 --> 06:49:15,920 And it's a 16 second one there, 7205 06:49:16,020 --> 06:49:16,400 Paddy, 7206 06:49:16,540 --> 06:49:17,900 the Shampire that you have. 7207 06:49:19,100 --> 06:49:21,200 on the tube of the U. 7208 06:49:22,820 --> 06:49:25,160 Cause that's the only place that I'm searching. 7209 06:49:28,820 --> 06:49:29,680 And if so, 7210 06:49:30,720 --> 06:49:33,580 beautiful stuff. 7211 06:49:33,720 --> 06:49:34,280 Is there, 7212 06:49:34,460 --> 06:49:34,780 okay, 7213 06:49:34,840 --> 06:49:35,360 I'm going to have, 7214 06:49:35,460 --> 06:49:36,520 I'm trying to find, 7215 06:49:36,660 --> 06:49:36,940 I'm trying to, 7216 06:49:37,000 --> 06:49:37,080 oh, 7217 06:49:37,180 --> 06:49:37,840 16 second. 7218 06:49:37,960 --> 06:49:40,440 It's not that you're not loyal to your husband, 7219 06:49:40,440 --> 06:49:40,880 is it? 7220 06:49:43,320 --> 06:49:44,080 16 K views, 7221 06:49:44,220 --> 06:49:46,560 a channel called UK bands. 7222 06:49:46,940 --> 06:49:47,620 Spelt with a Z. 7223 06:49:55,620 --> 06:49:57,180 UK bands is after you. 7224 06:49:58,800 --> 06:49:59,200 I wonder, 7225 06:49:59,320 --> 06:50:00,720 will the stream get taken down? 7226 06:50:00,800 --> 06:50:01,300 Let's have a look. 7227 06:50:01,300 --> 06:50:18,400 I'm loyal. 7228 06:50:18,400 --> 06:50:19,020 I'm loyal. 7229 06:50:19,020 --> 06:50:24,980 I'm loyal. 7230 06:50:24,980 --> 06:50:25,780 I'm loyal. 7231 06:50:25,920 --> 06:50:26,240 To who? 7232 06:50:26,480 --> 06:50:27,480 Manchester United. 7233 06:50:27,700 --> 06:50:28,240 Thank you very much. 7234 06:50:28,240 --> 06:50:29,440 Not to Malik. 7235 06:50:30,540 --> 06:50:30,900 What? 7236 06:50:31,800 --> 06:50:33,320 Why would you even say that? 7237 06:50:33,620 --> 06:50:33,840 Sorry? 7238 06:50:34,540 --> 06:50:36,320 He hasn't had a mention in the show yet, 7239 06:50:36,320 --> 06:50:36,620 I think. 7240 06:50:36,620 --> 06:50:37,020 He hasn't had a mention. 7241 06:50:37,060 --> 06:50:38,060 He could have had a better mention, 7242 06:50:38,140 --> 06:50:38,560 don't you think? 7243 06:50:38,560 --> 06:50:39,520 *laughs* 7244 06:50:39,520 --> 06:51:09,000 I was just saying 7245 06:51:09,000 --> 06:51:10,560 Henri's face there look 7246 06:51:10,560 --> 06:51:13,140 but is she a player or something like that is she 7247 06:51:13,140 --> 06:51:17,200 yeah you're not loyal to 7248 06:51:17,200 --> 06:51:17,640 Malik 7249 06:51:17,640 --> 06:51:18,600 Malik 7250 06:51:18,600 --> 06:51:23,280 are they you're not loyal 7251 06:51:23,280 --> 06:51:24,040 to Malik 7252 06:51:24,040 --> 06:51:26,860 why is he wearing a fucking 7253 06:51:26,860 --> 06:51:28,140 Arsenal shirt as well 7254 06:51:28,140 --> 06:51:30,500 when banter goes bad 7255 06:51:30,500 --> 06:51:31,200 say that 7256 06:51:31,200 --> 06:51:34,240 it's a real 7257 06:51:34,240 --> 06:51:36,700 the office kind of moment isn't it 7258 06:51:38,480 --> 06:51:42,500 not to Malik 7259 06:51:42,500 --> 06:51:43,940 what 7260 06:51:43,940 --> 06:51:49,640 get out 7261 06:51:49,640 --> 06:52:19,200 right okay um that was yeah it was very very fucking cringy enough I need to try and cleanse my my eyeballs now with some insane forklift skills 7262 06:52:19,200 --> 06:52:40,540 he's definitely not gonna get a podcast now any idea any uh chance of that went out the window probably went out the window I suppose Gary Neville never fucking wound down the window and uh 7263 06:52:40,540 --> 06:52:44,080 spat at someone 7264 06:52:44,080 --> 06:52:45,860 that we know of 7265 06:52:45,860 --> 06:52:50,080 what mug are you rocking there? 7266 06:52:50,780 --> 06:52:52,000 just this ugly one 7267 06:52:52,000 --> 06:52:54,660 ha ha ha ha ha 7268 06:52:54,660 --> 06:52:56,100 bit of fucking 7269 06:52:56,100 --> 06:52:56,560 bounce 7270 06:52:56,560 --> 06:53:00,020 might start a channel called Francis Bounce 7271 06:53:00,020 --> 06:53:02,060 with a Z and just put some 7272 06:53:02,060 --> 06:53:03,860 of those clips on there but thanks for asking 7273 06:53:03,860 --> 06:53:05,920 it's just a normal bog 7274 06:53:05,920 --> 06:53:07,380 standard fucking mug 7275 06:53:07,380 --> 06:53:08,420 for the tea 7276 06:53:08,420 --> 06:53:14,100 fine line between Bounce 7277 06:53:14,100 --> 06:53:15,040 and Cringe 7278 06:53:15,040 --> 06:53:24,260 that's great that is exactly what I needed 7279 06:53:24,260 --> 06:53:25,640 now a beautiful boost 7280 06:53:25,640 --> 06:53:28,040 got the banana the biscuit and the tea 7281 06:53:28,040 --> 06:53:30,320 combo and it's just 7282 06:53:30,320 --> 06:53:32,240 so so 7283 06:53:32,240 --> 06:53:34,180 right for me and so right 7284 06:53:34,180 --> 06:53:35,360 for the stream as well 7285 06:53:35,360 --> 06:53:38,080 at this 6 hour and 7286 06:53:38,080 --> 06:53:39,540 54 minute juncture 7287 06:53:39,540 --> 06:53:47,300 absolutely fantastic 7288 06:53:47,300 --> 06:53:52,000 the holy trifecta 7289 06:53:52,000 --> 06:53:54,500 the father of the banana 7290 06:53:54,500 --> 06:53:55,880 the son 7291 06:53:55,880 --> 06:53:58,020 of the tea leaf 7292 06:53:58,020 --> 06:54:00,480 and the holy spirit of chocolate biscuit 7293 06:54:00,480 --> 06:54:03,200 do this 7294 06:54:03,200 --> 06:54:06,580 in memory of tea 7295 06:54:06,580 --> 06:54:06,580 in memory of tea 7296 06:54:06,580 --> 06:54:36,560 Thank you. 7297 06:54:36,560 --> 06:55:06,540 Thank you. 7298 06:55:06,540 --> 06:55:09,280 There's no priest coming out of Minou. 7299 06:55:09,580 --> 06:55:15,480 We had to go to Ghana to bag ourselves a beautiful priest. 7300 06:55:17,860 --> 06:55:19,160 And he's over here. 7301 06:55:19,260 --> 06:55:20,920 He's doing a great power of work. 7302 06:55:27,060 --> 06:55:28,540 Ollie Smith, how are you? 7303 06:55:29,220 --> 06:55:30,040 Solid name. 7304 06:55:38,040 --> 06:55:38,980 Beautiful stuff. 7305 06:55:40,400 --> 06:55:40,880 Right. 7306 06:55:41,040 --> 06:55:44,760 That is exactly what I needed because I'm being honest with you now. 7307 06:55:44,960 --> 06:55:47,560 I was into the fourth or fifth forklift shift there. 7308 06:55:47,680 --> 06:55:49,260 I was I was feeling the fucking. 7309 06:55:50,520 --> 06:55:53,280 Oh, I don't know what it was, but it was staring me down. 7310 06:55:53,440 --> 06:55:56,420 And I'd lost the fucking glint in the eye. 7311 06:55:56,620 --> 06:55:58,240 The cheeky skip. 7312 06:55:58,360 --> 06:55:59,480 The twist in the tail. 7313 06:56:00,300 --> 06:56:01,380 And now I'm back. 7314 06:56:01,980 --> 06:56:03,160 I'm really back. 7315 06:56:03,300 --> 06:56:04,140 And I'm buzzed. 7316 06:56:04,240 --> 06:56:04,940 I'm ready to go. 7317 06:56:05,000 --> 06:56:07,420 My wireless controller is now being disconnected. 7318 06:56:07,580 --> 06:56:15,420 Hopefully there is no need to have to reset the game because it's been a long time since I saved. 7319 06:56:15,540 --> 06:56:15,700 Okay. 7320 06:56:15,780 --> 06:56:16,300 Great stuff. 7321 06:56:16,600 --> 06:56:17,320 Let's do this. 7322 06:56:18,360 --> 06:56:19,280 Let's do this. 7323 06:56:20,140 --> 06:56:22,980 Sorry, we're doubling up on the volume there. 7324 06:56:23,160 --> 06:56:23,480 Apologies. 7325 06:56:27,120 --> 06:56:28,080 Stephen Foster's. 7326 06:56:28,260 --> 06:56:28,980 I'm still at work. 7327 06:56:29,280 --> 06:56:30,060 Who are you telling me? 7328 06:56:31,480 --> 06:56:33,420 I've been shuffling boxes for hours. 7329 06:56:35,420 --> 06:56:41,600 Any word from Konzo Williams asks, no, no, but we were speculating on whether or not a stream with him. 7330 06:56:42,200 --> 06:56:43,880 Did I just see Santa Claus back there? 7331 06:56:43,960 --> 06:56:44,880 I'm almost too late. 7332 06:56:44,960 --> 06:56:45,740 I've got work to do. 7333 06:56:46,720 --> 06:56:50,060 Whether or not a stream from him would be welcome. 7334 06:56:50,060 --> 06:56:56,340 Whereby he's flying a drone around Dublin city centre. 7335 06:56:57,220 --> 06:56:59,540 Or Dublin and the hinterlands. 7336 06:57:00,140 --> 06:57:03,300 Doing different kinds of either business deals or deliveries. 7337 06:57:04,340 --> 06:57:07,820 And it's a drone that has a man inside it. 7338 06:57:09,060 --> 06:57:13,820 But I'm going to have to get on to him to ask how to develop that. 7339 06:57:14,780 --> 06:57:16,940 A drone named Gibso. 7340 06:57:17,700 --> 06:57:18,120 I mean. 7341 06:57:19,520 --> 06:57:21,460 The flight simulator is there. 7342 06:57:22,800 --> 06:57:24,120 The drone is there. 7343 06:57:24,540 --> 06:57:25,340 You've got Dublin. 7344 06:57:26,680 --> 06:57:29,180 It just has to be developed a little bit more. 7345 06:57:29,920 --> 06:57:30,180 You know. 7346 06:57:30,380 --> 06:57:31,120 I'd like to. 7347 06:57:31,240 --> 06:57:33,660 Maybe if I was someone who was watching one of those streams. 7348 06:57:33,780 --> 06:57:38,700 I'd like to see some kind of potential cutscene action in it as well. 7349 06:57:38,800 --> 06:57:38,940 You know. 7350 06:57:38,940 --> 06:57:38,960 You know. 7351 06:57:38,960 --> 06:57:38,960 You know. 7352 06:57:38,960 --> 06:57:39,240 If he. 7353 06:57:39,600 --> 06:57:41,420 Say if he was to just touch down. 7354 06:57:42,080 --> 06:57:44,240 In RTE to drop off a few lattes. 7355 06:57:44,320 --> 06:57:45,960 Or have a fucking tête-à-tête with. 7356 06:57:46,200 --> 06:57:47,780 With backhurst and the boys. 7357 06:57:48,780 --> 06:57:50,920 You want to see that unfold. 7358 06:57:50,920 --> 06:57:52,560 You don't want to be left imagining it. 7359 06:57:52,640 --> 06:57:53,420 But I mean that's. 7360 06:57:56,040 --> 06:57:57,940 That's a different kind of stream then you know. 7361 06:57:59,140 --> 06:58:01,220 It's a very contrived piece. 7362 06:58:06,160 --> 06:58:07,060 But I mean. 7363 06:58:07,800 --> 06:58:08,760 I've spent. 7364 06:58:08,760 --> 06:58:10,740 The guts of seven hours. 7365 06:58:12,740 --> 06:58:14,300 Loading cargo boxes. 7366 06:58:14,520 --> 06:58:16,900 To and from different fucking warehouses. 7367 06:58:17,060 --> 06:58:17,420 So I mean. 7368 06:58:17,980 --> 06:58:20,220 Is it really that much of a stretch. 7369 06:58:20,420 --> 06:58:21,880 To think that would be. 7370 06:58:22,220 --> 06:58:23,660 Not a ludicrous idea. 7371 06:58:27,080 --> 06:58:29,000 Borgaro's being fucking hammered. 7372 06:58:29,000 --> 06:58:30,120 By some shams. 7373 06:58:37,660 --> 06:58:38,160 This guy. 7374 06:58:38,420 --> 06:58:40,000 Not being fucking killed. 7375 06:58:40,120 --> 06:58:41,240 Three or four times. 7376 06:58:41,900 --> 06:58:42,480 By me. 7377 06:58:49,120 --> 06:58:49,840 Cyber music. 7378 06:58:51,440 --> 06:58:52,040 Cyber blast. 7379 06:58:52,040 --> 06:58:55,800 He's coming. 7380 06:58:57,180 --> 06:58:57,860 Ha ha. 7381 06:58:58,000 --> 06:58:58,740 I took the bait. 7382 06:59:08,580 --> 06:59:09,580 Dean Lerner. 7383 06:59:09,820 --> 06:59:10,100 You guys again. 7384 06:59:10,460 --> 06:59:11,160 What's your problem? 7385 06:59:11,260 --> 06:59:12,720 Man to man with Dean Lerner. 7386 06:59:13,760 --> 06:59:14,320 Ah fuck. 7387 06:59:14,320 --> 06:59:26,280 Hey boy. 7388 06:59:26,280 --> 06:59:27,480 Hey boy. 7389 06:59:27,480 --> 06:59:28,180 Ah. 7390 06:59:29,100 --> 06:59:29,980 Oh no. 7391 06:59:30,760 --> 06:59:31,680 Oh no. 7392 06:59:31,680 --> 06:59:32,640 Escape boy. 7393 06:59:33,740 --> 06:59:34,060 Fuck. 7394 06:59:37,660 --> 06:59:38,820 A slap shoot fire. 7395 06:59:39,500 --> 06:59:40,380 You guys again. 7396 06:59:40,700 --> 06:59:41,480 What's your problem? 7397 06:59:42,840 --> 06:59:43,960 Bruno Mars. 7398 06:59:44,700 --> 06:59:45,180 Ross. 7399 06:59:45,580 --> 06:59:46,060 Oh fuck. 7400 06:59:46,120 --> 06:59:47,600 I'm gonna just let these guys hammer me. 7401 06:59:47,860 --> 06:59:49,140 Can't believe I got hammered up. 7402 06:59:49,220 --> 06:59:50,240 By Bruno Mars. 7403 06:59:50,920 --> 06:59:52,220 Slash village people. 7404 06:59:52,660 --> 06:59:54,000 Slash Dean Lerner. 7405 06:59:54,120 --> 06:59:54,740 What's your problem? 7406 06:59:55,440 --> 06:59:56,160 Johnny Ronan. 7407 06:59:56,200 --> 06:59:56,640 How are ya? 7408 06:59:57,300 --> 06:59:58,320 Thank you very much. 7409 06:59:58,500 --> 06:59:59,400 For your tip. 7410 07:00:01,040 --> 07:00:02,680 I'm gonna get around to reading your. 7411 07:00:03,420 --> 07:00:04,420 Sumptuous comment. 7412 07:00:04,620 --> 07:00:05,120 In just. 7413 07:00:05,560 --> 07:00:06,340 A tickety boo. 7414 07:00:06,460 --> 07:00:07,900 Just need to hammer these lads. 7415 07:00:09,020 --> 07:00:09,620 In a. 7416 07:00:09,680 --> 07:00:10,800 In a violent way. 7417 07:00:10,880 --> 07:00:12,520 I'm gonna get fucking slogged. 7418 07:00:13,660 --> 07:00:17,280 Conzo is more than welcome to fly that piece of kit from my blimp. 7419 07:00:17,460 --> 07:00:19,140 Should he find the time in his busy schedule. 7420 07:00:19,280 --> 07:00:19,880 I like that. 7421 07:00:20,000 --> 07:00:20,740 I like that. 7422 07:00:20,880 --> 07:00:21,400 Thanks for the tip. 7423 07:00:21,640 --> 07:00:23,140 And I like the idea that. 7424 07:00:23,680 --> 07:00:26,480 Your blimp is some kind of thunderbird. 7425 07:00:27,840 --> 07:00:30,920 And Conor's drone will be a thunderbird four. 7426 07:00:31,600 --> 07:00:33,380 Type machine that just is. 7427 07:00:33,800 --> 07:00:35,180 Released from your blimp. 7428 07:00:35,360 --> 07:00:35,960 Hey boy. 7429 07:00:37,600 --> 07:00:39,680 Oh no. 7430 07:00:40,820 --> 07:00:42,360 Hey no escape boy. 7431 07:00:45,980 --> 07:00:46,920 Beautiful stuff. 7432 07:00:47,000 --> 07:00:48,180 Right in the bread basket. 7433 07:00:49,080 --> 07:00:51,160 And a bunch of metal pipes on. 7434 07:00:51,280 --> 07:00:52,300 Falling down on him as well. 7435 07:00:52,860 --> 07:00:53,640 Excellent stuff. 7436 07:00:57,060 --> 07:00:58,380 Yeah it's a PC. 7437 07:00:58,620 --> 07:00:59,500 Not dreamcast. 7438 07:00:59,620 --> 07:01:00,860 If somebody was asking there. 7439 07:01:00,860 --> 07:01:03,020 You is girlfriend. 7440 07:01:04,020 --> 07:01:04,820 What did you say? 7441 07:01:06,140 --> 07:01:07,520 Best watch your back. 7442 07:01:07,780 --> 07:01:09,380 Next time it won't be just you. 7443 07:01:10,200 --> 07:01:10,540 What? 7444 07:01:11,460 --> 07:01:14,380 We're gonna go after your family and friends. 7445 07:01:14,660 --> 07:01:15,740 Gonna get him. 7446 07:01:17,060 --> 07:01:17,980 That's it. 7447 07:01:18,480 --> 07:01:18,880 Oh. 7448 07:01:19,420 --> 07:01:23,040 We're gonna go after your family and friends. 7449 07:01:24,300 --> 07:01:24,940 Fans. 7450 07:01:27,820 --> 07:01:29,940 Have to fucking fend for himself. 7451 07:01:45,220 --> 07:01:47,280 Oh for fuck's sake. 7452 07:01:47,420 --> 07:01:49,280 I've gone complete arse ways again. 7453 07:01:49,540 --> 07:01:49,980 With this. 7454 07:01:55,380 --> 07:01:58,120 We're gonna go after your family and friends. 7455 07:02:02,940 --> 07:02:03,520 You know. 7456 07:02:04,060 --> 07:02:06,120 In any sane world. 7457 07:02:06,280 --> 07:02:08,560 You'd definitely be on to the fucking HR. 7458 07:02:08,560 --> 07:02:09,800 Or management. 7459 07:02:10,260 --> 07:02:11,600 You'd take a week off. 7460 07:02:12,860 --> 07:02:14,960 You've just been hammered. 7461 07:02:15,060 --> 07:02:16,240 Or accosted by little lads. 7462 07:02:16,500 --> 07:02:18,240 Who then leveled accusations. 7463 07:02:19,620 --> 07:02:20,480 Of pummelage. 7464 07:02:20,700 --> 07:02:22,440 At my family and friends. 7465 07:02:23,440 --> 07:02:25,440 But you have to hand it to the. 7466 07:02:25,500 --> 07:02:26,280 The diligent. 7467 07:02:27,320 --> 07:02:28,240 Man himself. 7468 07:02:28,360 --> 07:02:28,600 Rio. 7469 07:02:28,860 --> 07:02:29,200 And the. 7470 07:02:29,320 --> 07:02:31,940 The work ethic of an absolute lion tiger. 7471 07:02:32,180 --> 07:02:32,720 A liger. 7472 07:02:35,240 --> 07:02:37,340 Gets back into his fucking forklift. 7473 07:02:37,540 --> 07:02:38,640 And absolutely. 7474 07:02:39,140 --> 07:02:40,400 Sans box to. 7475 07:02:40,400 --> 07:02:40,480 To. 7476 07:02:40,480 --> 07:02:41,040 To. 7477 07:02:41,040 --> 07:02:41,700 To. 7478 07:02:41,700 --> 07:02:41,900 Uh. 7479 07:02:41,900 --> 07:02:43,100 Warehouse. 7480 07:02:43,440 --> 07:02:43,880 Fast. 7481 07:02:46,080 --> 07:02:47,580 In a big massive way. 7482 07:02:48,920 --> 07:02:50,040 That is a fucking legend. 7483 07:02:52,240 --> 07:02:54,020 Does anybody know there. 7484 07:02:54,120 --> 07:02:55,340 Just while I have you. 7485 07:02:55,440 --> 07:02:55,640 The. 7486 07:02:56,280 --> 07:02:57,660 What the final level. 7487 07:02:57,900 --> 07:02:59,100 Of tomb raider one is. 7488 07:02:59,240 --> 07:02:59,640 Is it. 7489 07:03:00,040 --> 07:03:00,560 Atlantis. 7490 07:03:01,320 --> 07:03:02,200 And if it is. 7491 07:03:02,440 --> 07:03:04,280 I'd happily just switch up. 7492 07:03:04,380 --> 07:03:05,460 For the last bit of the stream. 7493 07:03:05,560 --> 07:03:06,280 To finish off. 7494 07:03:06,480 --> 07:03:06,940 That game. 7495 07:03:07,880 --> 07:03:09,700 And finish it in front of an audience. 7496 07:03:09,980 --> 07:03:10,800 Which would really. 7497 07:03:11,600 --> 07:03:12,280 Send. 7498 07:03:12,480 --> 07:03:13,820 It full circle for me. 7499 07:03:13,880 --> 07:03:14,340 Seeing as though. 7500 07:03:14,340 --> 07:03:16,060 I started it in 1996. 7501 07:03:16,380 --> 07:03:16,900 In earnest. 7502 07:03:17,260 --> 07:03:18,580 But couldn't complete it. 7503 07:03:23,160 --> 07:03:23,880 But I've. 7504 07:03:23,960 --> 07:03:25,600 I've managed to get to Atlantis. 7505 07:03:25,600 --> 07:03:27,400 Without any help whatsoever. 7506 07:03:27,640 --> 07:03:28,480 No cheats. 7507 07:03:28,960 --> 07:03:29,500 No nothing. 7508 07:03:30,580 --> 07:03:32,440 So to finish it on stream as well. 7509 07:03:32,600 --> 07:03:32,960 Would be. 7510 07:03:33,200 --> 07:03:34,320 Something special for me. 7511 07:03:34,440 --> 07:03:34,820 Would be. 7512 07:03:35,440 --> 07:03:35,920 Remarkable. 7513 07:03:36,340 --> 07:03:37,780 I would have never have guessed it. 7514 07:03:38,060 --> 07:03:38,720 That that would be. 7515 07:03:38,860 --> 07:03:39,180 Possib. 7516 07:03:39,600 --> 07:03:40,380 A possibility. 7517 07:03:43,200 --> 07:03:44,260 Back when I first. 7518 07:03:44,260 --> 07:03:45,020 Played that game. 7519 07:03:46,560 --> 07:03:47,560 As a young gun. 7520 07:03:53,860 --> 07:03:54,340 Atlantis. 7521 07:03:54,540 --> 07:03:55,540 No weapon cheats. 7522 07:03:55,680 --> 07:03:55,900 No. 7523 07:03:55,900 --> 07:03:56,460 No nothing. 7524 07:03:56,840 --> 07:03:57,540 And I just. 7525 07:03:57,720 --> 07:03:58,120 Need to know. 7526 07:03:58,220 --> 07:03:59,220 Is that the last level. 7527 07:03:59,780 --> 07:04:00,180 Atlantis. 7528 07:04:00,680 --> 07:04:01,340 It look. 7529 07:04:01,520 --> 07:04:02,400 It does look funny. 7530 07:04:04,420 --> 07:04:05,460 There's a lot of. 7531 07:04:05,640 --> 07:04:06,120 Like. 7532 07:04:07,180 --> 07:04:07,620 Organism. 7533 07:04:07,740 --> 07:04:08,140 The whole. 7534 07:04:08,280 --> 07:04:09,020 The whole wall. 7535 07:04:09,140 --> 07:04:09,820 Or whole level. 7536 07:04:09,920 --> 07:04:10,200 Is like. 7537 07:04:10,300 --> 07:04:10,760 A pulse. 7538 07:04:10,880 --> 07:04:12,060 A fat pulsating. 7539 07:04:12,520 --> 07:04:12,960 Organism. 7540 07:04:13,120 --> 07:04:15,120 Atlantis. 7541 07:04:15,920 --> 07:04:16,280 Atlantis. 7542 07:04:16,500 --> 07:04:17,780 Is last three levels. 7543 07:04:18,440 --> 07:04:18,800 Atlantis. 7544 07:04:20,720 --> 07:04:21,080 Okay. 7545 07:04:21,140 --> 07:04:21,620 So it's not. 7546 07:04:21,680 --> 07:04:21,780 Yeah. 7547 07:04:21,800 --> 07:04:22,500 I don't want to. 7548 07:04:22,800 --> 07:04:23,840 Start off by going. 7549 07:04:23,960 --> 07:04:24,400 I'm gonna. 7550 07:04:24,540 --> 07:04:25,000 I'm gonna. 7551 07:04:25,720 --> 07:04:26,080 Absolutely. 7552 07:04:26,820 --> 07:04:27,860 Complete this game. 7553 07:04:28,420 --> 07:04:30,420 And then. 7554 07:04:30,420 --> 07:04:31,680 Get into it. 7555 07:04:31,760 --> 07:04:33,220 And I've got three more levels to go. 7556 07:04:33,320 --> 07:04:33,920 I just want to know. 7557 07:04:35,420 --> 07:04:35,860 Yeah. 7558 07:04:35,860 --> 07:04:36,840 Does anybody know. 7559 07:04:37,180 --> 07:04:38,420 Nobody is coming in. 7560 07:04:39,080 --> 07:04:39,480 With. 7561 07:04:39,680 --> 07:04:40,860 The relevant information. 7562 07:04:40,860 --> 07:04:41,780 Which leads me to believe. 7563 07:04:41,920 --> 07:04:42,440 That nobody. 7564 07:04:43,440 --> 07:04:43,880 Knows. 7565 07:04:44,560 --> 07:04:44,960 And. 7566 07:04:45,080 --> 07:04:45,320 Or. 7567 07:04:45,520 --> 07:04:46,000 Cares. 7568 07:04:47,380 --> 07:04:48,380 Either of the two. 7569 07:04:48,480 --> 07:04:49,400 Not looking good. 7570 07:04:49,940 --> 07:04:50,160 For. 7571 07:04:50,300 --> 07:04:51,120 The end of the stream. 7572 07:04:53,520 --> 07:04:54,060 I mean. 7573 07:04:54,060 --> 07:04:54,300 It's. 7574 07:04:54,360 --> 07:04:55,380 It's nice there. 7575 07:04:55,480 --> 07:04:56,220 That you say. 7576 07:04:56,320 --> 07:04:57,120 I'd want to see some. 7577 07:04:57,120 --> 07:04:57,840 Toon Raider there. 7578 07:04:57,920 --> 07:04:58,120 Ouch. 7579 07:04:58,200 --> 07:04:58,560 But I mean. 7580 07:04:59,260 --> 07:05:00,720 I can't dive into that. 7581 07:05:00,780 --> 07:05:01,880 Unless I know exactly. 7582 07:05:02,540 --> 07:05:02,760 Okay. 7583 07:05:02,820 --> 07:05:03,700 So it's not the last level. 7584 07:05:03,760 --> 07:05:04,700 I'll wait till we get to the. 7585 07:05:04,700 --> 07:05:05,340 Great Pyramid. 7586 07:05:05,400 --> 07:05:05,900 And then I'll. 7587 07:05:06,600 --> 07:05:07,640 I'll blast that on. 7588 07:05:07,680 --> 07:05:07,880 You know. 7589 07:05:10,360 --> 07:05:11,420 Right now it's just. 7590 07:05:11,560 --> 07:05:13,860 Japanese life simulator 2019. 7591 07:05:24,060 --> 07:05:24,460 Okay. 7592 07:05:24,520 --> 07:05:25,640 Well I don't want to go into it. 7593 07:05:25,720 --> 07:05:26,040 If it's. 7594 07:05:26,040 --> 07:05:26,960 If it's encompassing. 7595 07:05:27,020 --> 07:05:27,840 The last three levels. 7596 07:05:27,960 --> 07:05:28,800 Because that's too big. 7597 07:05:28,920 --> 07:05:29,760 Of an ask. 7598 07:05:31,400 --> 07:05:32,220 To be honest. 7599 07:05:36,720 --> 07:05:38,260 But let's look on the bright side. 7600 07:05:39,040 --> 07:05:39,440 Absolutely. 7601 07:05:39,940 --> 07:05:40,220 Fucking. 7602 07:05:40,220 --> 07:05:41,400 Rinsing. 7603 07:05:41,520 --> 07:05:42,220 These docks. 7604 07:05:43,720 --> 07:05:44,600 And rinsing. 7605 07:05:45,360 --> 07:05:46,100 The boss's. 7606 07:05:46,460 --> 07:05:47,700 Yen suppositories. 7607 07:05:48,560 --> 07:05:49,460 Or depositories. 7608 07:05:49,540 --> 07:05:50,300 Not suppositories. 7609 07:05:50,420 --> 07:05:51,460 He's not fucking sticking. 7610 07:05:52,500 --> 07:05:53,480 Bundles of yen. 7611 07:05:53,580 --> 07:05:54,120 Up my arse. 7612 07:05:54,180 --> 07:05:55,060 At the end of each day. 7613 07:05:56,980 --> 07:05:58,440 You'd be wanting a lot more. 7614 07:05:58,440 --> 07:05:58,760 Anyway. 7615 07:05:59,040 --> 07:05:59,840 Than what he's offering. 7616 07:05:59,960 --> 07:06:00,660 If that's the case. 7617 07:06:01,300 --> 07:06:02,220 But at the same time. 7618 07:06:02,960 --> 07:06:04,180 All joking aside. 7619 07:06:04,520 --> 07:06:05,440 Really doing well. 7620 07:06:05,540 --> 07:06:05,760 Here. 7621 07:06:05,880 --> 07:06:06,280 With the. 7622 07:06:06,280 --> 07:06:07,160 The yenage. 7623 07:06:09,800 --> 07:06:10,840 Heavy. 7624 07:06:10,840 --> 07:06:10,880 Heavy. 7625 07:06:11,420 --> 07:06:12,500 Bundles of yenage. 7626 07:06:12,600 --> 07:06:14,440 Going straight into a fat wallet. 7627 07:06:20,680 --> 07:06:22,340 Look at the technique of this. 7628 07:06:25,760 --> 07:06:27,880 The box work is exquisite. 7629 07:06:27,880 --> 07:06:28,020 Exquisite. 7630 07:06:32,020 --> 07:06:42,020 A Christmas bone arse. 7631 07:06:43,760 --> 07:06:45,860 Did I miss out on TR1 remastered stream? 7632 07:06:46,000 --> 07:06:47,100 There was just a bit of it. 7633 07:06:47,160 --> 07:06:49,080 There was a bit of dabbling in it there. 7634 07:06:49,180 --> 07:06:50,120 There was not that much. 7635 07:06:50,280 --> 07:06:50,600 It was. 7636 07:06:51,980 --> 07:06:54,080 It was neither here nor there really. 7637 07:06:54,080 --> 07:06:54,700 I tell you. 7638 07:06:54,820 --> 07:06:55,520 I just. 7639 07:06:56,800 --> 07:06:59,040 Will probably make more of an effort. 7640 07:06:59,440 --> 07:07:00,840 When it gets to Tomb Raider 2. 7641 07:07:02,000 --> 07:07:03,900 Because I can really give you. 7642 07:07:04,060 --> 07:07:04,820 A solid. 7643 07:07:05,680 --> 07:07:06,200 Speedrun. 7644 07:07:06,400 --> 07:07:06,840 Esque. 7645 07:07:07,300 --> 07:07:07,780 Playthrough. 7646 07:07:07,980 --> 07:07:09,200 Of at least the first. 7647 07:07:09,600 --> 07:07:11,200 Half to two thirds of the game. 7648 07:07:21,480 --> 07:07:22,260 Yen Dodd. 7649 07:07:22,320 --> 07:07:23,460 Gone but not forgotten. 7650 07:07:23,620 --> 07:07:24,760 God rest his soul. 7651 07:07:37,560 --> 07:07:38,300 And also. 7652 07:07:38,400 --> 07:07:40,200 Big shout out to Yen Barlow there. 7653 07:07:46,900 --> 07:07:47,740 Look at that. 7654 07:07:47,740 --> 07:07:47,740 Unbelievable. 7655 07:07:50,700 --> 07:07:51,620 Yenny Kravitz. 7656 07:07:51,880 --> 07:07:53,840 I want to get away. 7657 07:07:58,100 --> 07:08:00,460 I want to away. 7658 07:08:00,700 --> 07:08:02,440 I want to away. 7659 07:08:03,440 --> 07:08:05,680 I want to away. 7660 07:08:05,900 --> 07:08:07,660 I want to away. 7661 07:08:08,780 --> 07:08:09,320 Yeah. 7662 07:08:09,980 --> 07:08:10,560 Yeah. 7663 07:08:10,560 --> 07:08:10,860 Yeah. 7664 07:08:10,980 --> 07:08:11,220 Yeah. 7665 07:08:11,220 --> 07:08:11,600 Yeah. 7666 07:08:13,600 --> 07:08:14,140 Yen. 7667 07:08:14,140 --> 07:08:14,460 Yen. 7668 07:08:14,460 --> 07:08:14,560 Yen. 7669 07:08:14,560 --> 07:08:14,860 Yen. 7670 07:08:14,860 --> 07:08:14,920 Yen. 7671 07:08:14,920 --> 07:08:15,260 Yen. 7672 07:08:15,260 --> 07:08:15,460 Yen. 7673 07:08:15,460 --> 07:08:15,780 Yen. 7674 07:08:24,880 --> 07:08:26,960 Big shout out to Yennefer Aniston. 7675 07:08:28,880 --> 07:08:30,260 Probably the fifth time. 7676 07:08:30,880 --> 07:08:31,780 Or sixth time. 7677 07:08:31,900 --> 07:08:32,660 Made that joke. 7678 07:08:33,720 --> 07:08:35,700 I'm still really enjoying. 7679 07:08:36,120 --> 07:08:37,160 That joke myself. 7680 07:08:41,980 --> 07:08:43,360 Beautiful stuff here as well. 7681 07:08:43,440 --> 07:08:44,540 If you ever done a day's work. 7682 07:08:44,600 --> 07:08:45,620 You'd know how this feels. 7683 07:08:47,120 --> 07:08:49,440 I can't expect anyone there to understand. 7684 07:08:49,440 --> 07:08:52,060 The situation I'm faced with here. 7685 07:08:52,160 --> 07:08:52,880 And there we go. 7686 07:08:53,500 --> 07:08:54,420 Finished for the day. 7687 07:08:55,240 --> 07:08:56,700 There's the air raid siren. 7688 07:08:59,960 --> 07:09:00,360 Okay. 7689 07:09:00,540 --> 07:09:01,160 Good job. 7690 07:09:02,060 --> 07:09:03,080 Here's today's pay. 7691 07:09:03,520 --> 07:09:03,800 Okay. 7692 07:09:03,960 --> 07:09:04,580 Good job. 7693 07:09:07,160 --> 07:09:07,620 Thanks. 7694 07:09:08,380 --> 07:09:09,660 You met quota son. 7695 07:09:09,960 --> 07:09:10,960 So starting tomorrow. 7696 07:09:11,380 --> 07:09:12,860 You'll get a 50 yen raise. 7697 07:09:13,160 --> 07:09:13,580 Yes. 7698 07:09:13,740 --> 07:09:14,540 Yen it to me. 7699 07:09:16,800 --> 07:09:17,840 Yenny Kravitz. 7700 07:09:19,740 --> 07:09:22,300 Fucking Yen Kingsley as Gandhi. 7701 07:09:22,300 --> 07:09:23,360 Keep up the good work. 7702 07:09:24,140 --> 07:09:24,620 Go on. 7703 07:09:24,980 --> 07:09:25,220 Yes. 7704 07:09:25,400 --> 07:09:26,120 Thank you very much. 7705 07:09:26,860 --> 07:09:27,240 Cheers. 7706 07:09:27,420 --> 07:09:27,740 Go on. 7707 07:09:28,280 --> 07:09:28,800 Fuck off. 7708 07:09:32,380 --> 07:09:33,260 Lovely stuff. 7709 07:09:33,360 --> 07:09:36,040 Yen Loach is going to make a fucking documentary about it. 7710 07:09:36,080 --> 07:09:37,480 It's going to be hyper realistic. 7711 07:09:38,700 --> 07:09:40,800 And thought provoking. 7712 07:09:41,820 --> 07:09:42,560 And the Guardian. 7713 07:09:42,560 --> 07:09:46,280 Are going to say that it's a victory for common sense. 7714 07:09:47,960 --> 07:09:48,520 Whilst. 7715 07:09:48,940 --> 07:09:49,400 The Mirror. 7716 07:09:50,000 --> 07:09:51,600 Are not going to mention it. 7717 07:09:51,900 --> 07:09:52,500 Whatsoever. 7718 07:09:56,760 --> 07:09:57,600 Jimmy Jesus. 7719 07:09:58,760 --> 07:10:00,300 How the yen area. 7720 07:10:00,500 --> 07:10:01,580 We were just discussing. 7721 07:10:02,200 --> 07:10:03,960 Yen Jamin Net in Yahoo. 7722 07:10:04,340 --> 07:10:04,580 And. 7723 07:10:05,500 --> 07:10:07,560 A lot of different yen based puns. 7724 07:10:09,560 --> 07:10:10,360 But unfortunately. 7725 07:10:10,520 --> 07:10:12,100 It's come to the end of the road. 7726 07:10:12,100 --> 07:10:14,640 For those puns. 7727 07:10:14,640 --> 07:10:16,120 Although I do tell a lie. 7728 07:10:16,680 --> 07:10:18,200 It's only just begun. 7729 07:10:19,360 --> 07:10:19,880 Baby. 7730 07:10:20,120 --> 07:10:21,400 For you and me now. 7731 07:10:24,280 --> 07:10:26,140 I'm not particularly too sure now. 7732 07:10:26,500 --> 07:10:27,800 Where we have to go. 7733 07:10:27,800 --> 07:10:30,620 Or what the actual next point of interest is. 7734 07:10:31,540 --> 07:10:32,340 All I do know is. 7735 07:10:32,340 --> 07:10:32,440 All I do know is. 7736 07:10:32,440 --> 07:10:36,200 There's another fucking fight to be had with a bunch of mad angels. 7737 07:10:38,200 --> 07:10:40,300 I'm going to try and go home and go to bed early. 7738 07:10:41,300 --> 07:10:41,600 But. 7739 07:10:41,820 --> 07:10:43,140 It probably won't let me. 7740 07:10:43,280 --> 07:10:44,060 It'll probably just say. 7741 07:10:44,140 --> 07:10:44,780 You can't. 7742 07:10:44,820 --> 07:10:47,780 You need to stay and find out some more information about someone or other. 7743 07:10:48,200 --> 07:10:49,880 Even though it's like December 24th. 7744 07:10:49,880 --> 07:10:50,580 And. 7745 07:10:50,580 --> 07:10:50,640 And. 7746 07:10:51,720 --> 07:10:53,660 Annual gift man was seen. 7747 07:10:53,980 --> 07:10:55,640 Spotted floating around the town. 7748 07:10:56,280 --> 07:10:58,220 For like two weeks prior to this. 7749 07:10:59,620 --> 07:11:01,180 I'll just check the notebook here. 7750 07:11:03,860 --> 07:11:06,520 When is the next long za deal? 7751 07:11:06,780 --> 07:11:07,500 See it's just. 7752 07:11:08,180 --> 07:11:09,500 The scriptures here. 7753 07:11:09,940 --> 07:11:12,440 Are getting more confusing as the game goes on. 7754 07:11:12,560 --> 07:11:12,940 I mean. 7755 07:11:13,100 --> 07:11:14,740 I've lost track of the. 7756 07:11:15,080 --> 07:11:16,120 The za's. 7757 07:11:16,240 --> 07:11:16,900 The zoos. 7758 07:11:17,180 --> 07:11:17,940 The yings. 7759 07:11:18,440 --> 07:11:19,220 The yangs. 7760 07:11:19,640 --> 07:11:20,240 The longs. 7761 07:11:20,280 --> 07:11:20,780 The langs. 7762 07:11:20,840 --> 07:11:21,380 The deeth. 7763 07:11:22,280 --> 07:11:25,840 And it's all turning into a big mishmash at the moment. 7764 07:11:26,160 --> 07:11:27,760 I don't know who long za is. 7765 07:11:28,720 --> 07:11:29,400 But he. 7766 07:11:29,640 --> 07:11:31,300 It says here in this little book. 7767 07:11:31,540 --> 07:11:31,700 That. 7768 07:11:32,960 --> 07:11:33,680 There was. 7769 07:11:34,000 --> 07:11:34,360 Mark. 7770 07:11:34,680 --> 07:11:35,120 Heard. 7771 07:11:35,260 --> 07:11:36,480 About long za. 7772 07:11:36,980 --> 07:11:37,800 What is it? 7773 07:11:38,840 --> 07:11:39,900 Long za. 7774 07:11:40,500 --> 07:11:42,060 Black market dealings. 7775 07:11:42,060 --> 07:11:44,140 Between Chinese organization. 7776 07:11:44,540 --> 07:11:45,060 And mad angels. 7777 07:11:50,060 --> 07:11:51,740 When is the next long za deal? 7778 07:11:51,820 --> 07:11:52,460 We don't know. 7779 07:11:52,720 --> 07:11:53,980 And I suppose that's the. 7780 07:11:54,540 --> 07:11:56,800 That's the information we have to find. 7781 07:11:58,220 --> 07:12:00,380 Maybe I should ask around about the mad angels. 7782 07:12:00,860 --> 07:12:01,300 So yeah. 7783 07:12:01,420 --> 07:12:01,940 This is it. 7784 07:12:02,080 --> 07:12:02,460 I think. 7785 07:12:03,380 --> 07:12:04,200 I could be wrong. 7786 07:12:04,340 --> 07:12:05,820 But we could be on the. 7787 07:12:05,880 --> 07:12:06,800 The night before. 7788 07:12:07,040 --> 07:12:07,180 No. 7789 07:12:07,400 --> 07:12:08,640 It's not just Christmas Eve. 7790 07:12:08,700 --> 07:12:10,620 But it's the night before our final. 7791 07:12:10,980 --> 07:12:12,080 Shift to the forklift. 7792 07:12:13,080 --> 07:12:13,800 If not. 7793 07:12:13,900 --> 07:12:14,380 That was it. 7794 07:12:14,460 --> 07:12:15,540 That might be the final shift. 7795 07:12:15,620 --> 07:12:16,500 Of the forklift right there. 7796 07:12:18,140 --> 07:12:19,160 Have a quick chat. 7797 07:12:19,260 --> 07:12:20,140 With this bucky in here. 7798 07:12:20,220 --> 07:12:20,780 He might have. 7799 07:12:20,900 --> 07:12:21,160 Yes. 7800 07:12:21,340 --> 07:12:23,340 Lovely FMV coming right up. 7801 07:12:23,520 --> 07:12:24,740 Oh young and it's you. 7802 07:12:26,220 --> 07:12:27,720 I heard about you. 7803 07:12:27,720 --> 07:12:30,260 Here you're after the mad angels. 7804 07:12:32,020 --> 07:12:34,740 We've had this conversation 20 times together. 7805 07:12:34,740 --> 07:12:34,940 But. 7806 07:12:35,940 --> 07:12:37,920 If something happening to you. 7807 07:12:38,660 --> 07:12:40,220 How about the Hazuki tradition? 7808 07:12:41,540 --> 07:12:42,000 But I. 7809 07:12:43,060 --> 07:12:44,340 No buts boy. 7810 07:12:45,380 --> 07:12:47,660 If no one were left to carry on. 7811 07:12:48,740 --> 07:12:50,420 Oh what a shame that'd be. 7812 07:12:50,420 --> 07:12:54,500 I will show you another move. 7813 07:12:56,100 --> 07:12:59,780 What's that move? 7814 07:13:01,060 --> 07:13:02,960 It's called the cross charge. 7815 07:13:03,560 --> 07:13:03,960 Nice. 7816 07:13:04,260 --> 07:13:06,120 Just at the moment you evade. 7817 07:13:06,660 --> 07:13:08,340 Slam into your opponent's side. 7818 07:13:10,360 --> 07:13:10,880 Nice. 7819 07:13:11,280 --> 07:13:13,820 When you's up against multiple opponents. 7820 07:13:15,400 --> 07:13:17,580 They can all gang up on you you know. 7821 07:13:17,960 --> 07:13:18,820 Fuck off. 7822 07:13:18,820 --> 07:13:21,560 This move is perfect for times like that. 7823 07:13:21,980 --> 07:13:22,960 Computer games. 7824 07:13:23,500 --> 07:13:24,460 Thank you very much. 7825 07:13:25,120 --> 07:13:26,140 Thank you old man. 7826 07:13:26,700 --> 07:13:27,480 What now? 7827 07:13:30,820 --> 07:13:31,460 Throw move. 7828 07:13:31,540 --> 07:13:32,220 Cross charge. 7829 07:13:32,300 --> 07:13:33,100 Has been mastered. 7830 07:13:35,360 --> 07:13:36,540 Oh Christ. 7831 07:13:41,020 --> 07:13:41,660 Unbelievable. 7832 07:13:43,620 --> 07:13:44,240 You just think. 7833 07:13:44,380 --> 07:13:47,660 Just when you think there's going to be a fast pace injection. 7834 07:13:48,660 --> 07:13:53,500 They hit you with some brand new moves that you haven't even used in a fight. 7835 07:13:54,320 --> 07:13:55,600 And then they leave you back. 7836 07:13:55,700 --> 07:13:56,600 It's quarter past six. 7837 07:13:56,720 --> 07:13:58,100 And there's the zero. 7838 07:13:58,540 --> 07:13:58,860 Zero. 7839 07:13:59,240 --> 07:13:59,800 To be done. 7840 07:14:09,060 --> 07:14:11,560 Maybe I should ask around about the mad angels. 7841 07:14:11,900 --> 07:14:12,860 Fuck's sake man. 7842 07:14:13,640 --> 07:14:14,580 I saw there. 7843 07:14:14,660 --> 07:14:16,580 Sorry Jimmy saying head to warehouse one. 7844 07:14:16,700 --> 07:14:18,720 Thanks very much for the tip off. 7845 07:14:21,060 --> 07:14:23,680 It's great to have a few insiders working. 7846 07:14:24,020 --> 07:14:24,960 Working the magic. 7847 07:14:29,020 --> 07:14:32,140 You need to have a few insiders if you're to succeed in this world. 7848 07:14:34,700 --> 07:14:35,560 Number 18. 7849 07:14:35,640 --> 07:14:37,180 Number one is down here actually. 7850 07:14:40,160 --> 07:14:41,180 Holy schmoly. 7851 07:14:53,720 --> 07:14:54,540 You're not a killer. 7852 07:14:54,700 --> 07:14:55,120 No I'm not. 7853 07:14:55,120 --> 07:15:07,920 A one-er. 7854 07:15:08,020 --> 07:15:08,520 A two-er. 7855 07:15:08,600 --> 07:15:09,280 A three-er. 7856 07:15:09,460 --> 07:15:10,100 A four-er. 7857 07:15:11,280 --> 07:15:12,180 An eight-er. 7858 07:15:15,480 --> 07:15:16,800 One, two, three, four. 7859 07:15:17,020 --> 07:15:17,580 Ten, eleven. 7860 07:15:17,720 --> 07:15:19,460 Maybe one's down here on the side. 7861 07:15:19,620 --> 07:15:19,840 Oh yeah. 7862 07:15:19,920 --> 07:15:20,380 It's over here. 7863 07:15:20,380 --> 07:15:20,480 Yeah. 7864 07:15:21,980 --> 07:15:25,280 How would you even know to go to warehouse one at this time of day? 7865 07:15:26,560 --> 07:15:27,340 Hey stop. 7866 07:15:28,120 --> 07:15:30,300 This area is not open to the public. 7867 07:15:30,960 --> 07:15:32,180 Hey, get out of here. 7868 07:15:34,960 --> 07:15:35,280 Jill. 7869 07:15:36,420 --> 07:15:38,240 Don't open that door. 7870 07:15:46,920 --> 07:15:51,100 You need to listen to the lads with the hard hats on the corner. 7871 07:15:51,400 --> 07:15:53,660 Says no jaw Jimmy. 7872 07:15:53,780 --> 07:16:00,440 That's a interesting piece of information that I hadn't considered myself. 7873 07:16:00,620 --> 07:16:02,620 But let's have a look and go around the corner here and see. 7874 07:16:02,900 --> 07:16:07,740 The only lads with the hard hats on the corner I know of are the ones around warehouse number 17. 7875 07:16:08,900 --> 07:16:10,600 Would I be wrong in saying that now? 7876 07:16:12,600 --> 07:16:15,140 I mean it makes total sense to me. 7877 07:16:16,220 --> 07:16:18,560 That they would be up by warehouse 17. 7878 07:16:19,140 --> 07:16:22,360 Because there doesn't seem to be anybody there at warehouse number one. 7879 07:16:35,940 --> 07:16:36,860 McGraw Hill. 7880 07:16:36,860 --> 07:16:41,120 Digital hands. 7881 07:16:44,560 --> 07:16:44,960 Yeah. 7882 07:16:45,080 --> 07:16:45,820 Nobody here. 7883 07:16:45,900 --> 07:16:46,040 Look. 7884 07:16:50,720 --> 07:16:51,540 Fucking madness. 7885 07:16:52,580 --> 07:16:53,060 I wonder. 7886 07:16:53,300 --> 07:16:54,840 Do you have to talk to the lads with hard hats? 7887 07:16:54,940 --> 07:16:56,540 Or what about the soft blue hats? 7888 07:16:56,900 --> 07:16:57,520 Do you have time? 7889 07:16:58,060 --> 07:16:59,220 I'm on patrol now. 7890 07:16:59,760 --> 07:17:01,320 Ask another security guard. 7891 07:17:01,320 --> 07:17:16,720 I'm trying to get into that there. 7892 07:17:16,900 --> 07:17:19,700 It teases you with us and then it just takes it away from you. 7893 07:17:25,020 --> 07:17:31,540 That's still going indeed still going strong there, Kerry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 7894 07:17:32,220 --> 07:17:35,460 Please follow Jimmy's instructions, Conrad. I was trying my best. 7895 07:17:35,640 --> 07:17:37,620 You need to listen to the lads with the hard hats on the corner. 7896 07:17:37,840 --> 07:17:42,160 I was looking for lads with hard hats on the corner. Couldn't find them. 7897 07:17:42,540 --> 07:17:44,880 Not a hard hat in sight. 7898 07:17:46,500 --> 07:17:49,000 Not to mention the lack of corner. What about this? 7899 07:17:49,540 --> 07:17:54,560 Um, I want to ask you something. I'm really new here, so I don't quite know my way around. 7900 07:17:55,220 --> 07:17:57,380 Ask someone else, will you? I see. 7901 07:18:04,440 --> 07:18:07,760 What about the PPE gear guy over here? 7902 07:18:09,260 --> 07:18:12,140 Personal protective equipment. 7903 07:18:13,060 --> 07:18:18,580 Oh, not you. It's the one person you don't want to be asking any information for. 7904 07:18:21,360 --> 07:18:24,260 You'd be as well to ask a fucking rotten cabbage. 7905 07:18:24,260 --> 07:18:26,500 What its opinion was on the situation. 7906 07:18:26,840 --> 07:18:27,700 Then that, Clint. 7907 07:18:28,520 --> 07:18:29,540 He doesn't know what's going on. 7908 07:18:29,600 --> 07:18:30,140 Do you have a minute? 7909 07:18:30,600 --> 07:18:31,880 I'm on patrol now. 7910 07:18:32,460 --> 07:18:34,040 Ask the other guards, will you? 7911 07:18:34,040 --> 07:18:34,040 Okay. 7912 07:18:46,920 --> 07:18:48,180 John Yenon. 7913 07:18:51,920 --> 07:18:52,880 Excuse me. 7914 07:18:52,880 --> 07:18:54,420 Got business here? 7915 07:18:55,040 --> 07:18:55,760 You know it. 7916 07:18:55,760 --> 07:18:56,480 Well a bit. 7917 07:18:57,080 --> 07:19:01,100 You could be mistaken for a thief or a trespasser at this time of night. 7918 07:19:01,700 --> 07:19:04,300 You'd better go on home as soon as possible. 7919 07:19:04,720 --> 07:19:07,780 Uh, it's a man with a child's face. 7920 07:19:08,040 --> 07:19:11,000 A man's voice and a child's face. 7921 07:19:11,220 --> 07:19:12,820 Uh, got business here? 7922 07:19:13,460 --> 07:19:14,880 Um, well a bit. 7923 07:19:15,380 --> 07:19:18,520 Both the warehouses and offices are closed at night. 7924 07:19:18,920 --> 07:19:21,940 If you don't have any business here, you should leave. 7925 07:19:31,940 --> 07:19:32,800 The music. 7926 07:19:33,620 --> 07:19:35,480 It's underscoring the pain. 7927 07:19:45,860 --> 07:19:48,660 What's going on tonight? 7928 07:19:50,180 --> 07:19:52,820 Around the darks at night. 7929 07:19:54,260 --> 07:19:56,920 A man with a glowing baton. 7930 07:19:57,200 --> 07:19:57,800 Excuse me. 7931 07:19:58,240 --> 07:19:59,540 I have something to ask. 7932 07:19:59,780 --> 07:20:01,520 I'm in a hurry to get somewhere. 7933 07:20:02,320 --> 07:20:03,580 Would you ask me later? 7934 07:20:04,180 --> 07:20:04,520 Alright. 7935 07:20:04,520 --> 07:20:13,060 A holy divergence of mind. 7936 07:20:14,980 --> 07:20:17,880 A time to shrivel up and cry. 7937 07:20:19,720 --> 07:20:20,780 Ask me again. 7938 07:20:20,900 --> 07:20:21,900 Thank you very much there. 7939 07:20:25,260 --> 07:20:26,340 Ask me again. 7940 07:20:26,540 --> 07:20:26,940 So look. 7941 07:20:27,440 --> 07:20:28,800 I'm asking these lads, Jimmy. 7942 07:20:28,960 --> 07:20:29,140 Sorry. 7943 07:20:29,360 --> 07:20:29,960 Nothing's happening. 7944 07:20:29,960 --> 07:20:30,920 Ask someone else, will you? 7945 07:20:31,420 --> 07:20:31,720 Gotcha. 7946 07:20:32,060 --> 07:20:32,360 Thanks. 7947 07:20:34,040 --> 07:20:35,420 What's the aim here? 7948 07:20:35,600 --> 07:20:36,180 Ask Kerry. 7949 07:20:37,140 --> 07:20:40,440 And what's the aim here should have been the title of the game. 7950 07:20:40,520 --> 07:20:43,080 It would have made absolutely more sense than Shenmue. 7951 07:20:43,560 --> 07:20:53,420 And would have really fitted well with the fact that it's a very confusing sequence of events that lasts up to 20 hours if played properly. 7952 07:20:54,040 --> 07:20:57,360 And that's where we are at this junker at the moment. 7953 07:20:57,360 --> 07:21:02,760 After 7 hours and 21 minutes on a second session, a second playthrough. 7954 07:21:03,600 --> 07:21:09,100 This is the moment where I'm beginning to lose my mind in a big, big, fat way. 7955 07:21:09,580 --> 07:21:12,840 And I hope against hope it's not going to have any detrimental effects. 7956 07:21:13,580 --> 07:21:15,780 Last night, I had the music. 7957 07:21:15,860 --> 07:21:18,160 This music was in my head and I couldn't sleep. 7958 07:21:19,060 --> 07:21:24,700 And dreams about big, block-headed characters. 7959 07:21:26,680 --> 07:21:28,700 Let's have a look here now. 7960 07:21:30,440 --> 07:21:31,400 Jimmy, you are. 7961 07:21:31,460 --> 07:21:32,080 I'm seeing it. 7962 07:21:32,160 --> 07:21:33,520 They're at the corner of Warehouse 1. 7963 07:21:33,620 --> 07:21:34,600 The ones we're after. 7964 07:21:34,840 --> 07:21:35,360 Look, Jimmy. 7965 07:21:37,040 --> 07:21:38,440 I've been down to 1. 7966 07:21:39,320 --> 07:21:40,560 I've been looking at 1. 7967 07:21:41,200 --> 07:21:42,940 This is Warehouse 1 over here. 7968 07:21:43,800 --> 07:21:46,340 There's no fucking fellas here. 7969 07:21:46,420 --> 07:21:46,620 Look. 7970 07:21:47,400 --> 07:21:49,260 There's this guy with the glowing baton. 7971 07:21:49,920 --> 07:21:52,060 I have something to ask you. 7972 07:21:52,580 --> 07:21:54,280 I'm in a rush to get somewhere. 7973 07:21:54,960 --> 07:21:56,580 Can't you ask somebody else? 7974 07:21:57,120 --> 07:21:57,520 Sure. 7975 07:21:57,640 --> 07:22:01,720 I'm in a rush to use my glowing baton somewhere. 7976 07:22:03,060 --> 07:22:04,860 Don't you have somebody else to bother? 7977 07:22:06,340 --> 07:22:09,740 Can't you see I've got a glowing baton and it's snowing? 7978 07:22:10,740 --> 07:22:11,620 Please. 7979 07:22:12,540 --> 07:22:14,580 Don't ask me any questions. 7980 07:22:14,980 --> 07:22:16,140 I'm too busy. 7981 07:22:16,640 --> 07:22:22,560 Basically the same stock answer from every person. 7982 07:22:25,380 --> 07:22:27,760 Where are you seeing these guys, Jimmy? 7983 07:22:28,140 --> 07:22:29,280 Where are you seeing these guys? 7984 07:22:29,380 --> 07:22:31,600 Because I've seen them and they're not giving me any answers. 7985 07:22:32,020 --> 07:22:32,440 Sorry. 7986 07:22:33,040 --> 07:22:34,840 Would you mind asking one of the other guards? 7987 07:22:34,840 --> 07:22:43,600 Please. 7988 07:22:44,120 --> 07:22:46,780 Don't ask me a question anymore. 7989 07:22:47,720 --> 07:22:49,920 I'm too sad to answer. 7990 07:22:50,660 --> 07:22:53,460 Can't you see I've got problems of my own? 7991 07:22:53,460 --> 07:23:04,340 Miss Lara Croft. 7992 07:23:04,740 --> 07:23:06,440 Miss Lara Croft. 7993 07:23:06,580 --> 07:23:08,880 Thank you very much for the tip there, Grand Smelepino. 7994 07:23:08,940 --> 07:23:10,140 I'm going fucking mad, lads. 7995 07:23:10,220 --> 07:23:10,780 This is... 7996 07:23:10,780 --> 07:23:14,480 I think I'm just going to go back to bed there, Jimmy. 7997 07:23:15,300 --> 07:23:16,960 You're saying you can see things. 7998 07:23:17,340 --> 07:23:18,440 I can't see them. 7999 07:23:18,440 --> 07:23:28,440 It's going to be 9 o'clock in bedtime soon enough. 8000 07:23:29,060 --> 07:23:31,240 Unless it's something around the corner of this one here. 8001 07:23:32,180 --> 07:23:32,900 What about this guy? 8002 07:23:34,960 --> 07:23:35,520 Um... 8003 07:23:35,520 --> 07:23:37,480 What the hell you want? 8004 07:23:37,980 --> 07:23:40,900 Do you know when that mad angel deal is going to take place? 8005 07:23:41,380 --> 07:23:43,160 How the hell would I know? 8006 07:23:46,160 --> 07:23:47,980 Absolute lunatics around this gap. 8007 07:23:47,980 --> 07:23:50,520 What about down there? 8008 07:23:50,600 --> 07:23:51,260 Can you get down... 8009 07:23:51,260 --> 07:23:52,680 Can you fish down that gap? 8010 07:23:54,780 --> 07:23:55,140 No. 8011 07:24:00,140 --> 07:24:03,020 There's no way you can just fucking get in there and... 8012 07:24:03,020 --> 07:24:03,940 And die. 8013 07:24:05,140 --> 07:24:07,740 And then if it's game completed then... 8014 07:24:07,740 --> 07:24:09,740 I mean, it'll be game over, but at least... 8015 07:24:09,740 --> 07:24:12,160 At least that'll come to the end of my pain. 8016 07:24:13,660 --> 07:24:15,800 Do you know, I won't be in any pain anymore. 8017 07:24:16,620 --> 07:24:17,920 And that'll be nice, you know? 8018 07:24:17,920 --> 07:24:24,780 There should be two of those white hat bucks on the corner having a crack. 8019 07:24:25,100 --> 07:24:27,880 Well, you can see it as clear as day, Jimmy. 8020 07:24:28,000 --> 07:24:30,920 I've been around each and every one of these warehouses here. 8021 07:24:31,380 --> 07:24:33,220 No two bucks having a crack. 8022 07:24:33,600 --> 07:24:34,220 No nothing. 8023 07:24:34,720 --> 07:24:36,800 I'm going to take my own... 8024 07:24:36,800 --> 07:24:40,040 I'm going to take the issue into my own hands here and head up towards 17. 8025 07:24:40,700 --> 07:24:41,460 Just for a look. 8026 07:24:41,500 --> 07:24:42,960 Even though I think I've already been up there. 8027 07:24:44,920 --> 07:24:46,160 Yeah, I've already been up there. 8028 07:24:54,360 --> 07:24:57,900 Are you sure you've got it right with the warehouse one and not just... 8029 07:24:57,900 --> 07:25:00,900 I should go home. 8030 07:25:01,160 --> 07:25:02,640 Oh, for fuck's sake. 8031 07:25:13,980 --> 07:25:14,540 Squishy man. 8032 07:25:14,600 --> 07:25:19,280 Yeah, there is a map of the warehouse area, but I mean, it's not really of any use to me whatsoever, you know? 8033 07:25:19,380 --> 07:25:20,020 Because I... 8034 07:25:21,500 --> 07:25:22,880 There's nothing I really... 8035 07:25:22,880 --> 07:25:25,800 There's no point of interest I'm looking for unless the map said... 8036 07:25:25,800 --> 07:25:29,300 Go here now to advance the game in the next bit, then that'd be great. 8037 07:25:29,360 --> 07:25:30,220 But that's not going to happen. 8038 07:25:35,280 --> 07:25:36,700 Is it the right day? 8039 07:25:37,060 --> 07:25:37,940 Tommy, that's the thing. 8040 07:25:38,000 --> 07:25:38,600 That's the question. 8041 07:25:41,560 --> 07:25:42,480 You tell me. 8042 07:25:53,340 --> 07:25:54,120 Excuse me. 8043 07:25:54,260 --> 07:25:55,400 It's like being in birdtrain. 8044 07:25:55,400 --> 07:25:55,460 Do you have time? 8045 07:25:56,000 --> 07:25:57,720 I'm in a rush to get somewhere. 8046 07:25:58,260 --> 07:25:59,980 Can't you ask somebody else? 8047 07:26:00,460 --> 07:26:02,940 I got some hot stuff to attend to. 8048 07:26:04,240 --> 07:26:05,820 Do you like my baton? 8049 07:26:24,340 --> 07:26:25,500 Alright, I'm going home to bed. 8050 07:26:25,500 --> 07:26:36,360 What percentage of the games? 8051 07:26:36,440 --> 07:26:37,700 Based on you working with the docks? 8052 07:26:37,780 --> 07:26:39,360 I'd say roughly half of the game. 8053 07:26:45,900 --> 07:26:47,420 Did Tom win anything in the end? 8054 07:26:47,480 --> 07:26:49,060 I'm not sure whether or not... 8055 07:26:49,060 --> 07:26:51,720 What came in in the final race? 8056 07:26:52,200 --> 07:26:54,420 He backed the winner for the final race. 8057 07:26:55,540 --> 07:26:57,340 I'm not sure whether or not... 8058 07:26:57,340 --> 07:26:59,980 If you let us know there, we'll find out. 8059 07:27:00,340 --> 07:27:02,160 At least he would have got something back. 8060 07:27:03,380 --> 07:27:05,080 Thank God we can get the bus straight away. 8061 07:27:05,120 --> 07:27:05,900 We don't have to wait. 8062 07:27:12,480 --> 07:27:13,720 Thank you very much there. 8063 07:27:14,440 --> 07:27:19,480 Ask me a yen and grand melapino in case I missed you there. 8064 07:27:21,500 --> 07:27:23,720 Day three between nine and four. 8065 07:27:32,820 --> 07:27:35,120 I hope to fuck it's the last day of work tomorrow. 8066 07:27:35,320 --> 07:27:35,900 I'm... 8067 07:27:35,900 --> 07:27:37,560 I'm spent. 8068 07:27:40,560 --> 07:27:41,900 I think I need some water. 8069 07:27:42,940 --> 07:27:43,720 In reality. 8070 07:27:56,360 --> 07:28:02,620 I'd love for a game that, you know, took me this long to stream or to play. 8071 07:28:02,900 --> 07:28:07,360 That didn't become a kind of war of attrition by the end. 8072 07:28:08,320 --> 07:28:09,360 Where it's just like... 8073 07:28:11,120 --> 07:28:14,360 Completely sacked of all energy and... 8074 07:28:15,880 --> 07:28:18,660 Feels like brain cells have just been fucking wiped out. 8075 07:28:20,860 --> 07:28:21,580 Entire... 8076 07:28:21,580 --> 07:28:25,600 Entire neighborhoods of brain cells inside my fucking brain. 8077 07:28:25,600 --> 07:28:26,600 Have been... 8078 07:28:26,600 --> 07:28:26,600 Have been... 8079 07:28:27,340 --> 07:28:28,640 Cyber blasted. 8080 07:28:37,140 --> 07:28:39,340 I've never played a cleaning simulator. 8081 07:28:39,600 --> 07:28:41,640 I'm not sure I'd be up to it either. 8082 07:28:51,760 --> 07:28:59,760 I think I just need to really reframe everything in my mind as it's not shit and enjoyed because... 8083 07:29:00,760 --> 07:29:03,300 This attitude will only work against me. 8084 07:29:03,300 --> 07:29:07,100 So just give me a second there and I'm gonna come back really revitalized. 8085 07:29:07,300 --> 07:29:07,500 Okay? 8086 07:29:07,920 --> 07:29:08,760 Three... 8087 07:29:08,760 --> 07:29:09,380 Two... 8088 07:29:09,380 --> 07:29:09,880 One... 8089 07:29:09,880 --> 07:29:10,340 Yeah! 8090 07:29:10,620 --> 07:29:12,680 Another fucking day at the Forklift Workshop. 8091 07:29:13,440 --> 07:29:14,060 Oh man. 8092 07:29:14,060 --> 07:29:14,920 How are you getting on? 8093 07:29:14,920 --> 07:29:16,180 Welcome to the stream. 8094 07:29:16,620 --> 07:29:18,060 It's great to be back. 8095 07:29:18,140 --> 07:29:19,320 We're back in it again. 8096 07:29:20,000 --> 07:29:25,840 And boy oh boy are we in for a real fat fucking treat right now. 8097 07:29:26,980 --> 07:29:28,800 Apparently it's the last day of work. 8098 07:29:29,800 --> 07:29:32,940 And what's more, it's Christmas day. 8099 07:29:34,060 --> 07:29:37,440 And we're doing the exact same thing we've been doing for seven hours. 8100 07:29:37,440 --> 07:29:39,260 But it's gonna be a little bit different. 8101 07:29:39,760 --> 07:29:40,560 And another thing. 8102 07:29:40,920 --> 07:29:42,080 Good morning everyone. 8103 07:29:42,900 --> 07:29:46,280 It's time to win the forklift race. 8104 07:29:47,060 --> 07:29:47,780 Woo! 8105 07:29:47,780 --> 07:29:49,280 You all do your best now. 8106 07:29:49,440 --> 07:29:50,020 Let's do this. 8107 07:29:51,060 --> 07:29:51,740 Come on. 8108 07:29:51,740 --> 07:29:52,240 Like always. 8109 07:29:52,700 --> 07:29:53,980 Three laps to the finish. 8110 07:29:54,660 --> 07:29:55,640 Everybody ready? 8111 07:29:56,060 --> 07:29:57,300 I love this. 8112 07:29:57,900 --> 07:29:58,940 On your mark. 8113 07:29:59,620 --> 07:30:00,720 Almost time to go. 8114 07:30:00,780 --> 07:30:01,760 Trap yourself in. 8115 07:30:02,300 --> 07:30:05,020 It's gonna be a bumpy, rumpy ride. 8116 07:30:05,840 --> 07:30:07,880 Make sure you have a cushion under your rump. 8117 07:30:08,520 --> 07:30:08,720 Ready? 8118 07:30:09,020 --> 07:30:10,720 Because you don't want to feel the bump. 8119 07:30:11,260 --> 07:30:11,840 Let's go. 8120 07:30:16,740 --> 07:30:20,080 Quarter past six on a Friday night. 8121 07:30:20,260 --> 07:30:21,160 I got it wrong. 8122 07:30:21,240 --> 07:30:23,360 It's a fucking Wednesday night. 8123 07:30:23,580 --> 07:30:26,580 Let's drive like Friday night. 8124 07:30:26,860 --> 07:30:28,640 Let's drive the forklift. 8125 07:30:28,640 --> 07:30:30,020 We're doing all right. 8126 07:30:30,120 --> 07:30:30,780 Let's go. 8127 07:30:31,140 --> 07:30:33,340 We've just had a mindset shift. 8128 07:30:33,460 --> 07:30:36,440 It's about to do a forklift Tokyo drift. 8129 07:30:36,700 --> 07:30:39,420 Driving around the harbor in Japan. 8130 07:30:39,800 --> 07:30:43,080 We're gonna find that fella that killed your man. 8131 07:30:43,480 --> 07:30:46,200 Who was really, really my dad. 8132 07:30:46,480 --> 07:30:49,620 It's time to really drive this forklift bad. 8133 07:30:49,720 --> 07:30:52,900 And I mean bad in a positive sense. 8134 07:30:52,900 --> 07:30:54,280 Like a badass would. 8135 07:30:54,900 --> 07:30:57,220 I'm not gonna pay any rent. 8136 07:30:57,860 --> 07:30:58,400 Tonight. 8137 07:30:59,520 --> 07:31:00,120 Tonight. 8138 07:31:00,120 --> 07:31:00,200 Tonight. 8139 07:31:01,160 --> 07:31:01,880 We fork. 8140 07:31:01,980 --> 07:31:02,760 We fork. 8141 07:31:02,860 --> 07:31:03,420 Tonight. 8142 07:31:03,420 --> 07:31:03,660 Tonight. 8143 07:31:14,340 --> 07:31:16,720 Thank you, Bangarang, for the tip. 8144 07:31:16,800 --> 07:31:21,680 Let's go. 8145 07:31:21,680 --> 07:31:29,040 Tonight we fork with the demon downtown Tonight we're gonna fork around like a clown 8146 07:31:29,040 --> 07:31:36,800 Don't fork with me cause I'll fork with you Have you ever had a forklift truck in your zoo? 8147 07:31:36,800 --> 07:31:42,020 Your zoo! 8148 07:31:42,020 --> 07:31:50,920 I've been into the zoo with my forklift at night Gonna lift up a zebra and maybe something else that's tight 8149 07:31:50,920 --> 07:31:57,480 Like a seal It could be tight in the right kind of environment 8150 07:31:57,480 --> 07:32:07,720 Or a dolphin Or one of those really waxy creatures 8151 07:32:07,720 --> 07:32:16,280 I had a mindset shift about a minute ago I decided everything was gonna go real fine 8152 07:32:16,280 --> 07:32:22,840 I put my head in my hands and now it's time to dine A feast, a feast of friends, a real big meal 8153 07:32:22,840 --> 07:32:29,400 A lovely kind of forklift and a real big deal When I get back I'm gonna win the cup 8154 07:32:29,400 --> 07:32:35,960 I'm gonna ask that mark if I can have a sup I'm gonna drink from the golden challenge 8155 07:32:35,960 --> 07:32:42,520 It's gonna be real sweet I'm gonna call it up Alice That's right I'm gonna change my name 8156 07:32:42,520 --> 07:32:49,080 By deed for tonight I'm gonna go down the offices and rap on the door and say 8157 07:32:49,080 --> 07:32:57,640 It's time to change my name It's time to change my name and that's gonna sound like the hurricane 8158 07:32:57,640 --> 07:33:06,200 At is taking I gotta drive down there in the fucking stuff I won the fucking thing too 8159 07:33:06,200 --> 07:33:08,200 The power 8160 07:33:12,200 --> 07:33:20,200 Pretty damn good for a rookie. Here's your first place prize. Thanks. 8161 07:33:22,360 --> 07:33:29,860 Just goes to show you, doesn't it? Just goes to show you what you can do with the power of your mind. 8162 07:33:30,800 --> 07:33:38,300 You don't need any caffeine or biscuits or bananas to provoke some sort of energistic boost. 8163 07:33:39,000 --> 07:33:43,640 You need to just get your head, you need to be at rock bottom. You need to have your head in your hands. 8164 07:33:43,640 --> 07:33:48,960 What the fuck is going on? And say to yourself, everything's going to be fucking grand. 8165 07:33:49,200 --> 07:33:54,840 And then you end up winning a forklift race. And the story evolves as well. 8166 07:33:58,300 --> 07:34:08,260 Should do one of those self-help things, like a book or a podcast or something called Viper Drive. 8167 07:34:08,260 --> 07:34:14,960 How forklifts changed my mind and my life forever. 8168 07:34:19,900 --> 07:34:23,140 Eckhart's Toll. Eat your heart out. 8169 07:34:24,180 --> 07:34:29,720 Where am I going with this fucking thing? Number 8. Good stuff. I know exactly where I'm going with this. 8170 07:34:31,480 --> 07:34:34,620 We hit a fork in the road anyway. Oh shit. 8171 07:34:35,820 --> 07:34:42,920 Droven, someone there. Good job there isn't a kill or a drive over people mechanic programmed into the game because 8172 07:34:42,920 --> 07:34:45,680 there would have been a fair amount of deaths, alright. 8173 07:34:50,480 --> 07:34:53,060 Fair amount of fucking vehicular deaths. 8174 07:34:54,180 --> 07:35:00,420 The only thing that can stop me now is finding out that I have to do another day's work down the docks. 8175 07:35:02,020 --> 07:35:07,780 And also not fighting this elusive gang. 8176 07:35:10,680 --> 07:35:15,720 We've got a quarter of 10 crates so we really want to fucking get going here. 8177 07:35:16,120 --> 07:35:18,520 Tell you, the best thing is, what's that? 8178 07:35:18,660 --> 07:35:20,400 They're out. So once we've got the 8179 07:35:20,400 --> 07:35:22,760 incoming boxes done 8180 07:35:22,760 --> 07:35:24,440 we have to start doing outgoings as well. 8181 07:35:24,620 --> 07:35:26,900 Things have moved up a notch 8182 07:35:26,900 --> 07:35:28,160 or two or three guys. 8183 07:35:28,320 --> 07:35:30,520 This isn't play school anymore. 8184 07:35:31,520 --> 07:35:32,900 Thanks very much for the tip there. 8185 07:35:32,980 --> 07:35:33,760 Bang or rang. 8186 07:35:34,180 --> 07:35:35,020 And uh... 8187 07:35:35,020 --> 07:35:37,900 Thank you as well to fork me... 8188 07:35:37,900 --> 07:35:39,740 Sideways. 8189 07:35:40,000 --> 07:35:40,940 Very, very kind, yep. 8190 07:35:43,700 --> 07:35:44,980 Yenny technology. 8191 07:35:45,560 --> 07:35:46,820 Mobile bias. 8192 07:35:52,400 --> 07:35:53,600 Mobile boxes. 8193 07:35:55,220 --> 07:35:56,860 Yenny technology. 8194 07:36:03,820 --> 07:36:05,100 Forklift stimming. 8195 07:36:05,540 --> 07:36:06,980 It's the new craze. 8196 07:36:16,200 --> 07:36:17,540 This is fucking savage. 8197 07:36:17,640 --> 07:36:20,040 Look at the speed at which I'm dispatching box. 8198 07:36:21,120 --> 07:36:24,220 Lads have never seen such box dispatchment. 8199 07:36:26,820 --> 07:36:28,380 I didn't make those ads. 8200 07:36:28,460 --> 07:36:29,980 I just did the voice on them, Joseph. 8201 07:36:30,380 --> 07:36:31,980 But those ads really do exist. 8202 07:36:32,120 --> 07:36:32,420 They're out there. 8203 07:36:32,500 --> 07:36:34,380 I think if you just Google mobile bias... 8204 07:36:34,380 --> 07:36:34,380 I think if you just Google mobile bias... 8205 07:36:34,380 --> 07:36:35,380 I think if you just Google mobile bias... 8206 07:36:35,380 --> 07:36:36,580 You'll end up getting them. 8207 07:36:50,220 --> 07:37:03,220 That's a beautiful liquid smooth turns. Very, very nice. Sumptuous box work. King of the box. 8208 07:37:05,220 --> 07:37:19,000 I still know a lad who had a Ryan Giggs t-shirt. 100% unofficial back in the late 90s. It said Giggs 11. King of the wing. 8209 07:37:22,500 --> 07:37:51,080 How did you come across mobile bahis? I think I might have googled like, I don't know whether or not it was something I came across or did I google some sort of foreign gambling advert. I think I might have googled foreign gambling advert because I just knew that you could speak loads of random shite that didn't make sense. 8210 07:37:51,080 --> 07:38:07,260 Well, obviously if you didn't know Turkish and I don't think French or German or Spanish or any of the Western European languages would have sufficed because it just wouldn't be as good. Although I'd say you could knock a laugh out of it as well. 8211 07:38:07,260 --> 07:38:13,920 like you know but the Turkish one I kind of enjoyed the fact that it said Yeni technology 8212 07:38:13,920 --> 07:38:21,360 I think that might have jumped out at me first and foremost and then once you see something like 8213 07:38:21,360 --> 07:38:28,720 Yeni technology right and you have no idea what it means it's kind of like all you need is a spark 8214 07:38:28,720 --> 07:38:35,900 and the rest is just then putting the doing the work the work just it's like turning on a tap 8215 07:38:35,900 --> 07:38:42,020 and it comes out like water out of a tap and it's the same way with a lot of things actually you know 8216 07:38:42,020 --> 07:38:51,120 sometimes you the just the the idea and the the inspiration should be enough and and the you know 8217 07:38:51,120 --> 07:38:56,800 for you know in that moment that the rest of the work is written and you don't even you know that 8218 07:38:56,800 --> 07:39:02,680 anything you can add to it is going to be great it's like I'm talking about a fucking solid gold 8219 07:39:02,680 --> 07:39:13,840 michelangelo's david-esque level eyebrow art here it was a stupid voiceover on someone on someone's 8220 07:39:13,840 --> 07:39:23,880 gambling adverts but I mean what I'm trying to get across is the magic of uh whatever it is creativity 8221 07:39:23,880 --> 07:39:25,040 maybe I don't know 8222 07:39:25,040 --> 07:39:28,120 um 8223 07:39:28,120 --> 07:39:35,360 do you know and those things are like gold dust as well they might not be around all the time that 8224 07:39:35,360 --> 07:39:42,080 that's those sparks or even the right environment moment and situation that you're in might not be 8225 07:39:42,080 --> 07:39:47,340 conducive to creating any sort of spark whatsoever and that's this that's a sad thing it's a scary 8226 07:39:47,340 --> 07:39:53,260 thing as well because you understand if you've ever had it or or been down that road that it's it's it's a 8227 07:39:53,260 --> 07:40:02,240 beautiful natural occurring ball of energy that is it's rooted somewhere in the time and place 8228 07:40:02,240 --> 07:40:08,620 and you might not get it again you know and it also is like you know you can make a job out of 8229 07:40:08,620 --> 07:40:16,320 something but you could always be trying to recreate what went on before the magic the mysterious 8230 07:40:16,320 --> 07:40:25,300 almost spiritual like nature of the fucking concept uh but you might the sad thing is you might never get it again and you're just like 8231 07:40:25,300 --> 07:40:26,300 chipping away 8232 07:40:26,300 --> 07:40:39,280 chipping away continuously but never reaching those the highest of highs and and that's a scare it's scary but it's it's a beautiful thing when you get to it as well you know 8233 07:40:39,280 --> 07:40:51,220 and it makes you feel very sorry for anyone who may never have had any instance where that sort of fucking 8234 07:40:51,220 --> 07:41:00,200 conceptualization can occur you know due to due to life just life not being great in a certain scenario or situation 8235 07:41:00,200 --> 07:41:09,180 like you know uh just kind of going off i mean i find i'm at my most lucid in my thoughts here when i'm driving a fucking 8236 07:41:09,180 --> 07:41:15,160 virtual forklift in uh in a game like if you if i was to sit down and talk to someone i wouldn't be able to 8237 07:41:15,160 --> 07:41:24,660 maybe talk these sentences that i'm talking now i wouldn't be able to uh can contextualize it or even put it into words where i was trying to get but i think i might have 8238 07:41:24,660 --> 07:41:26,040 Come on to fuck. 8239 07:41:29,120 --> 07:41:30,080 Come on. 8240 07:41:32,560 --> 07:41:35,580 That's lunchtime, guys. 8241 07:41:37,940 --> 07:41:41,420 Yeah, the forklift puts you into pure zen-like state there. 8242 07:41:41,580 --> 07:41:41,940 It's nice. 8243 07:41:42,520 --> 07:41:43,360 Really is nice. 8244 07:41:49,960 --> 07:41:52,840 Beautiful Japanese music as well. 8245 07:41:54,060 --> 07:41:56,940 I'd be indoors if it was snowing like that. 8246 07:41:57,020 --> 07:41:58,760 You know, I would be sat out and a few lads there. 8247 07:41:58,980 --> 07:42:03,100 Real hard fuckers with the t-shirts on. 8248 07:42:05,360 --> 07:42:07,080 Christ, not this guy again. 8249 07:42:23,460 --> 07:42:26,120 Crazy bit of business. 8250 07:42:26,420 --> 07:42:29,700 Well, Goro, he's not so bright, but he's got a heart of gold. 8251 07:42:30,240 --> 07:42:31,500 Yeah, but Goro... 8252 07:42:31,500 --> 07:42:34,640 Well, bro, be seeing you around. 8253 07:42:35,060 --> 07:42:35,520 See ya. 8254 07:42:36,880 --> 07:42:37,960 Uh-oh, bro. 8255 07:42:37,960 --> 07:42:41,180 I'm dodgy, bro. 8256 07:42:41,180 --> 07:42:43,760 Did you hear what I just said there? 8257 07:42:43,760 --> 07:42:44,920 Uh-oh. 8258 07:42:44,920 --> 07:42:48,460 Don't call the authorities. 8259 07:42:52,540 --> 07:42:53,620 Please don't. 8260 07:42:53,840 --> 07:42:55,160 Please don't call. 8261 07:42:55,800 --> 07:42:56,340 Please. 8262 07:42:56,340 --> 07:42:56,600 Please. 8263 07:42:56,600 --> 07:42:56,640 Please. 8264 07:42:56,640 --> 07:42:57,200 Please. 8265 07:43:01,340 --> 07:43:04,180 Yeah, a bit of a dark turn there, the Shenmui. 8266 07:43:04,300 --> 07:43:20,240 The innocence of the forklift driving job sadly doused in buckets upon buckets of bizarre and odd and wrong. 8267 07:43:20,900 --> 07:43:23,560 And hopefully we'll just, uh... 8268 07:43:23,560 --> 07:43:29,140 We'll just carry on with the game as if those scenes didn't happen. 8269 07:43:29,140 --> 07:43:32,380 But, yeah, it's a great situation anyway. 8270 07:43:32,540 --> 07:43:39,520 I mean, it's just a matter of fucking hanging around on lunchtime waiting for things to kick off, you know? 8271 07:43:40,520 --> 07:43:48,760 I mean, if ever there was a reason that was needed... 8272 07:43:48,760 --> 07:43:55,760 I mean, it isn't needed, but if ever there was a reason needed to absolutely ransack that lad's face... 8273 07:43:57,200 --> 07:43:58,300 Here it is. 8274 07:43:58,420 --> 07:44:00,340 And the chance is here right now, you know? 8275 07:44:01,660 --> 07:44:04,100 But they haven't implemented it into the game. 8276 07:44:08,100 --> 07:44:10,240 As a man said, there could have been... 8277 07:44:10,240 --> 07:44:11,840 There could have been a chance to have implemented... 8278 07:44:12,700 --> 07:44:14,880 A stairwell non-smoshing. 8279 07:44:30,560 --> 07:44:31,400 Beautiful stuff. 8280 07:44:31,400 --> 07:44:42,880 Let's move away from, uh... 8281 07:44:42,880 --> 07:44:45,340 Any of that stuff and just go back to... 8282 07:44:45,340 --> 07:44:46,580 The task at hand. 8283 07:44:46,640 --> 07:44:48,580 I don't want to talk anymore about that guy. 8284 07:44:49,260 --> 07:44:49,660 Or... 8285 07:44:49,660 --> 07:44:50,680 Or that scene. 8286 07:44:59,400 --> 07:45:03,020 I mean, what are you meant to do on a lunch break here? 8287 07:45:03,880 --> 07:45:06,040 It seems Goro and Mai are getting married. 8288 07:45:06,180 --> 07:45:07,720 Okay, so that's being written in the journal now. 8289 07:45:07,820 --> 07:45:09,880 Just as I try and escape that storyline... 8290 07:45:11,220 --> 07:45:11,760 An arc. 8291 07:45:14,220 --> 07:45:15,880 It seems to be, uh... 8292 07:45:16,660 --> 07:45:19,020 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8293 07:45:19,020 --> 07:45:19,560 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8294 07:45:19,560 --> 07:45:20,020 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8295 07:45:20,020 --> 07:45:20,580 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8296 07:45:20,580 --> 07:45:21,460 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8297 07:45:21,460 --> 07:45:21,720 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8298 07:45:21,720 --> 07:45:22,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8299 07:45:22,500 --> 07:45:23,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8300 07:45:23,500 --> 07:45:24,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8301 07:45:24,500 --> 07:45:25,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8302 07:45:25,500 --> 07:45:26,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8303 07:45:26,500 --> 07:45:27,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8304 07:45:27,500 --> 07:45:28,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8305 07:45:28,500 --> 07:45:29,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8306 07:45:29,500 --> 07:45:30,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8307 07:45:30,500 --> 07:45:31,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8308 07:45:31,500 --> 07:45:32,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8309 07:45:32,500 --> 07:45:33,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8310 07:45:33,500 --> 07:45:34,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8311 07:45:34,500 --> 07:45:35,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8312 07:45:35,500 --> 07:45:36,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8313 07:45:36,500 --> 07:45:37,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8314 07:45:37,500 --> 07:45:38,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8315 07:45:38,500 --> 07:45:39,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8316 07:45:39,500 --> 07:45:40,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8317 07:45:40,500 --> 07:45:41,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8318 07:45:41,500 --> 07:45:42,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8319 07:45:42,500 --> 07:45:43,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8320 07:45:43,500 --> 07:45:44,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8321 07:45:44,500 --> 07:45:45,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8322 07:45:45,500 --> 07:45:46,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8323 07:45:46,500 --> 07:45:47,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8324 07:45:47,500 --> 07:45:48,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8325 07:45:48,500 --> 07:45:49,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8326 07:45:49,500 --> 07:45:50,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8327 07:45:50,500 --> 07:45:51,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8328 07:45:51,500 --> 07:45:52,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8329 07:45:52,500 --> 07:45:53,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8330 07:45:53,500 --> 07:45:54,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8331 07:45:54,500 --> 07:45:55,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8332 07:45:55,500 --> 07:45:56,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8333 07:45:56,500 --> 07:45:57,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8334 07:45:57,500 --> 07:45:58,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8335 07:45:58,500 --> 07:45:59,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8336 07:45:59,500 --> 07:46:00,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8337 07:46:00,500 --> 07:46:01,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8338 07:46:01,500 --> 07:46:02,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8339 07:46:02,500 --> 07:46:03,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8340 07:46:03,500 --> 07:46:04,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8341 07:46:04,500 --> 07:46:05,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8342 07:46:05,500 --> 07:46:06,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8343 07:46:06,500 --> 07:46:07,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8344 07:46:07,500 --> 07:46:08,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8345 07:46:08,500 --> 07:46:09,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8346 07:46:09,500 --> 07:46:10,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8347 07:46:10,500 --> 07:46:11,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8348 07:46:11,500 --> 07:46:12,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8349 07:46:12,500 --> 07:46:13,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8350 07:46:13,500 --> 07:46:14,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8351 07:46:14,500 --> 07:46:15,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8352 07:46:15,500 --> 07:46:16,500 An entry into the Diary of Pain. 8353 07:46:16,500 --> 07:46:18,500 And three pints of water. 8354 07:46:18,500 --> 07:46:22,500 That's exactly the food and drink I've taken in. 8355 07:46:22,500 --> 07:46:26,500 In the past seven hours and 46 minutes. 8356 07:46:26,500 --> 07:46:29,500 And a time frame like this used to be... 8357 07:46:29,500 --> 07:46:31,500 I used to turn my nose up at it. 8358 07:46:31,500 --> 07:46:32,500 Thinking... 8359 07:46:32,500 --> 07:46:33,500 Nah. 8360 07:46:33,500 --> 07:46:35,500 It's not gonna happen. 8361 07:46:35,500 --> 07:46:36,500 And I was... 8362 07:46:36,500 --> 07:46:39,500 I was never able to even complete more than four hours 8363 07:46:39,500 --> 07:46:41,500 without falling apart at the seams. 8364 07:46:41,500 --> 07:46:45,500 But it just goes to show that if you have the food on hand. 8365 07:46:45,500 --> 07:46:47,500 And if you pre-meditate the food. 8366 07:46:47,500 --> 07:46:48,500 Hey! 8367 07:46:48,500 --> 07:46:49,500 You're not authorized! 8368 07:46:49,500 --> 07:46:50,500 Then... 8369 07:46:50,500 --> 07:46:52,500 You're actually able to fucking just power through. 8370 07:46:52,500 --> 07:46:53,500 Hey! 8371 07:46:53,500 --> 07:46:54,500 How do you go? 8372 07:46:54,500 --> 07:46:55,500 And the... 8373 07:46:55,500 --> 07:46:58,500 The shades are mitigating any sort of blue light. 8374 07:46:58,500 --> 07:46:59,500 Or a... 8375 07:46:59,500 --> 07:47:01,500 You know bright light from the monitor as well. 8376 07:47:01,500 --> 07:47:02,500 So my... 8377 07:47:02,500 --> 07:47:04,500 My eyes don't really feel that bad. 8378 07:47:04,500 --> 07:47:05,500 At all. 8379 07:47:05,500 --> 07:47:08,500 I've got something to ask you. 8380 07:47:08,500 --> 07:47:10,500 Have you heard of the Long Ja? 8381 07:47:10,500 --> 07:47:11,500 Long Ja? 8382 07:47:11,500 --> 07:47:14,500 The Mad Angels guys called the Diary of Pain. 8383 07:47:14,500 --> 07:47:15,500 I'm gonna rearrange the shades here. 8384 07:47:15,500 --> 07:47:18,500 I need to find out when they're making this Long Ja. 8385 07:47:18,500 --> 07:47:19,500 Sorry! 8386 07:47:19,500 --> 07:47:21,500 I don't know anything man! 8387 07:47:21,500 --> 07:47:22,500 Really? 8388 07:47:23,500 --> 07:47:25,500 Actually gonna change shades here at this point. 8389 07:47:32,500 --> 07:47:33,500 Oh that's nice! 8390 07:47:33,500 --> 07:47:34,500 I know... 8391 07:47:34,500 --> 07:47:35,500 I don't think they... 8392 07:47:35,500 --> 07:47:38,500 I don't think they look as fashionable but they feel... 8393 07:47:38,500 --> 07:47:40,500 They feel great! 8394 07:47:40,500 --> 07:47:41,500 This is perfect! 8395 07:47:41,500 --> 07:47:42,500 And they're cold as well. 8396 07:47:42,500 --> 07:47:43,500 Like... 8397 07:47:43,500 --> 07:47:45,500 Literally cold on my face. 8398 07:47:45,500 --> 07:47:47,500 Because they've been over in a cold part of the room. 8399 07:47:49,500 --> 07:47:50,500 Brilliant stuff! 8400 07:47:50,500 --> 07:47:52,500 Feels fucking lovely! 8401 07:47:52,500 --> 07:47:54,500 Thank you very much there OwlFanBabe. 8402 07:47:54,500 --> 07:47:55,500 Very, very... 8403 07:47:55,500 --> 07:47:56,500 Kindy there. 8404 07:47:56,500 --> 07:47:57,500 Right. 8405 07:47:57,500 --> 07:47:59,500 Let's move on a pace here. 8406 07:47:59,500 --> 07:48:00,500 It's still lunchtime. 8407 07:48:00,500 --> 07:48:01,500 We've still time to... 8408 07:48:02,500 --> 07:48:04,500 We still have to do another power of work. 8409 07:48:06,500 --> 07:48:07,500 And I hope... 8410 07:48:07,500 --> 07:48:09,500 I'm hoping against hope here. 8411 07:48:09,500 --> 07:48:11,500 It's the last day of work. 8412 07:48:11,500 --> 07:48:12,500 Jimmy says it is. 8413 07:48:13,500 --> 07:48:18,500 Lad Ciaran from earlier on who unfortunately has probably had enough and gone. 8414 07:48:18,500 --> 07:48:19,500 He said it could be the last day. 8415 07:48:20,500 --> 07:48:21,500 Great stuff. 8416 07:48:21,500 --> 07:48:22,500 They are prescription galv. 8417 07:48:22,500 --> 07:48:23,500 That's the thing. 8418 07:48:23,500 --> 07:48:24,500 They're prescribed... 8419 07:48:24,500 --> 07:48:27,500 To my standard. 8420 07:48:27,500 --> 07:48:30,500 Whereas the other ones I got from Pennies for 50 cents. 8421 07:48:30,500 --> 07:48:31,500 They're not prescription. 8422 07:48:31,500 --> 07:48:34,500 So I wear them on top of a pair of... 8423 07:48:35,500 --> 07:48:37,500 Connor Williams' glasses which... 8424 07:48:37,500 --> 07:48:40,500 Coincidentally are the exact same prescription... 8425 07:48:40,500 --> 07:48:42,500 To my eyeballs. 8426 07:48:43,500 --> 07:48:45,500 It's a beautiful situation. 8427 07:48:49,500 --> 07:48:50,500 The old classic e-shades. 8428 07:48:50,500 --> 07:48:51,500 Excuse me. 8429 07:48:52,500 --> 07:48:53,500 Hello. 8430 07:48:55,500 --> 07:48:56,500 Are you busy Hisaka-san? 8431 07:48:56,500 --> 07:48:58,500 I actually don't know what the prescription is. 8432 07:48:59,500 --> 07:49:00,500 I see. 8433 07:49:00,500 --> 07:49:01,500 To be honest. 8434 07:49:01,500 --> 07:49:02,500 I'm in a hurry so... 8435 07:49:02,500 --> 07:49:03,500 I won't be able to remember it. 8436 07:49:03,500 --> 07:49:04,500 It's just... 8437 07:49:04,500 --> 07:49:05,500 It's two numbers. 8438 07:49:05,500 --> 07:49:07,500 And I've never really memorized them you know. 8439 07:49:07,500 --> 07:49:08,500 Because... 8440 07:49:08,500 --> 07:49:10,500 Year after year they do change so... 8441 07:49:11,500 --> 07:49:12,500 Back to work anyways. 8442 07:49:12,500 --> 07:49:13,500 Not... 8443 07:49:13,500 --> 07:49:14,500 Let's this fucking... 8444 07:49:15,500 --> 07:49:17,500 Specky 4i chat. 8445 07:49:18,500 --> 07:49:19,500 First take the cargo to warehouse number 8. 8446 07:49:19,500 --> 07:49:20,500 Time to really... 8447 07:49:20,500 --> 07:49:21,500 Hammer home. 8448 07:49:21,500 --> 07:49:22,500 Then go to warehouse number 18. 8449 07:49:22,500 --> 07:49:24,500 Hammer home the boxes. 8450 07:49:24,500 --> 07:49:25,500 No judge him. 8451 07:49:25,500 --> 07:49:26,500 He said the last shift... 8452 07:49:26,500 --> 07:49:27,500 It's been emotional. 8453 07:49:27,500 --> 07:49:28,500 So if it is... 8454 07:49:28,500 --> 07:49:29,500 Then... 8455 07:49:29,500 --> 07:49:30,500 This is it folks. 8456 07:49:30,500 --> 07:49:31,500 We're not going to see any more of this. 8457 07:49:31,500 --> 07:49:32,500 It's going to be... 8458 07:49:32,500 --> 07:49:33,500 An emotional farewell to the forklift job. 8459 07:49:33,500 --> 07:49:34,500 Thick ass seagawatch he's got himself. 8460 07:49:34,500 --> 07:49:34,500 Be interested to see if there are any copies of that online that you can buy. 8461 07:49:34,500 --> 07:49:35,500 Probably are on eBay for... 8462 07:49:35,500 --> 07:49:36,500 Rejecting. 8463 07:49:36,500 --> 07:49:37,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8464 07:49:37,500 --> 07:49:38,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8465 07:49:38,500 --> 07:49:39,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8466 07:49:39,500 --> 07:49:40,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8467 07:49:40,500 --> 07:49:41,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8468 07:49:41,500 --> 07:49:42,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8469 07:49:42,500 --> 07:49:43,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8470 07:49:43,500 --> 07:49:44,500 It's going to be... 8471 07:49:44,500 --> 07:49:45,500 An emotional farewell to the forklift job. 8472 07:49:45,500 --> 07:49:46,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8473 07:49:46,500 --> 07:49:47,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8474 07:49:47,500 --> 07:49:48,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8475 07:49:48,500 --> 07:49:49,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8476 07:49:49,500 --> 07:49:50,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8477 07:49:50,500 --> 07:49:51,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8478 07:49:51,500 --> 07:49:52,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8479 07:49:52,500 --> 07:49:53,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8480 07:49:53,500 --> 07:49:54,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8481 07:49:54,500 --> 07:49:55,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8482 07:49:55,500 --> 07:49:56,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8483 07:49:56,500 --> 07:49:57,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8484 07:49:57,500 --> 07:49:58,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8485 07:49:58,500 --> 07:49:59,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8486 07:49:59,500 --> 07:50:00,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8487 07:50:00,500 --> 07:50:01,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8488 07:50:01,500 --> 07:50:02,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8489 07:50:02,500 --> 07:50:03,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8490 07:50:03,500 --> 07:50:04,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8491 07:50:04,500 --> 07:50:05,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8492 07:50:05,500 --> 07:50:06,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8493 07:50:06,500 --> 07:50:07,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8494 07:50:07,500 --> 07:50:08,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8495 07:50:08,500 --> 07:50:09,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8496 07:50:09,500 --> 07:50:10,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8497 07:50:10,500 --> 07:50:11,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8498 07:50:11,500 --> 07:50:12,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8499 07:50:12,500 --> 07:50:13,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8500 07:50:13,500 --> 07:50:14,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8501 07:50:14,500 --> 07:50:15,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8502 07:50:15,500 --> 07:50:16,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8503 07:50:16,500 --> 07:50:17,500 I'm not going to see any more of this. 8504 07:50:17,500 --> 07:50:24,500 Beautiful stop. 8505 07:50:24,500 --> 07:50:38,500 I think we're actually, for the first time, even though it's the last shift, for the first time, we're going to see a return box set up scenario. 8506 07:50:38,500 --> 07:50:49,500 That is to say, once these three have been loaded, it's time to get some bonus yenage into the claw with some return boxes that are going back to somewhere else. 8507 07:50:49,500 --> 07:50:53,500 Goat McGoatsen, thanks very much for the tip there. 8508 07:50:53,500 --> 07:50:58,500 He said, "I worked from home today, so here's some of my commute fare." 8509 07:50:58,500 --> 07:51:01,500 Which is very, very kind of you. 8510 07:51:01,500 --> 07:51:10,500 And I hope the forklift might have eased some of the workload. 8511 07:51:10,500 --> 07:51:13,500 I'm not sure whether or not it might have distracted. 8512 07:51:13,500 --> 07:51:20,500 Maybe it didn't even have a moment's notice to look at this, but I hope it did get to see some of it. 8513 07:51:20,500 --> 07:51:26,500 It's been absolutely outstanding in its own field. 8514 07:51:26,500 --> 07:51:29,500 This guy needs to get out of the way. 8515 07:51:29,500 --> 07:51:35,500 Yeah, two hours for lunch is very excessive. 8516 07:51:35,500 --> 07:51:37,500 I would have just said half an hour and that's it. 8517 07:51:37,500 --> 07:51:41,500 Eat the stuff, let it just sit for a little bit and then get back to work again. 8518 07:51:41,500 --> 07:51:59,500 How does it feel to have the same eyesight as the man who fathered one of the greatest F1 drivers of our generation? 8519 07:51:59,500 --> 07:52:02,500 How do you know what my prescription is though? 8520 07:52:02,500 --> 07:52:05,500 Because I might not have the same eyesight as that man. 8521 07:52:05,500 --> 07:52:07,500 And indeed, who is that man? 8522 07:52:07,500 --> 07:52:13,500 "Thank you very, very much Tony B for your kind heart and generous tip ripper ruinous. 8523 07:52:13,500 --> 07:52:15,500 I heard you were saving up to go to Hong Kong. 8524 07:52:15,500 --> 07:52:16,500 I am not, but thank you. 8525 07:52:16,500 --> 07:52:17,500 This might help you along. 8526 07:52:17,500 --> 07:52:19,500 Very, very kind of you." 8527 07:52:19,500 --> 07:52:27,500 "There was a lad there in the chat earlier on who was typing in from China, all the way from China. 8528 07:52:27,500 --> 07:52:29,500 And he mentioned that it's visa free travel over there. 8529 07:52:29,500 --> 07:52:31,500 You can go over there. 8530 07:52:31,500 --> 07:52:32,500 Visa runs out. 8531 07:52:32,500 --> 07:52:35,500 Just nip over to Hong Kong and then come back again. 8532 07:52:35,500 --> 07:52:37,500 Completely visa free. 8533 07:52:37,500 --> 07:52:40,500 Pure visa reloaded." 8534 07:52:43,500 --> 07:52:53,500 "There were rumblings and musings regarding whether or not a trip to China would be a good idea at all for anybody. 8535 07:52:53,500 --> 07:52:55,500 Not just me, you know? 8536 07:52:55,500 --> 07:53:05,500 And I'm not sure whether or not that was just a little bit of, I don't know, propaganda against China. 8537 07:53:05,500 --> 07:53:06,500 Who knows? 8538 07:53:06,500 --> 07:53:10,500 We know that there's a lot of definite bad sentiment being put out there. 8539 07:53:10,500 --> 07:53:14,500 "Thank you very much there." 8540 07:53:14,500 --> 07:53:17,500 "You can get that back Tony B." 8541 07:53:18,500 --> 07:53:20,500 "Ken Mui Sega watch." 8542 07:53:20,500 --> 07:53:21,500 "Thank you very much." 8543 07:53:21,500 --> 07:53:25,500 "$599 according to Google for the Sega watch." 8544 07:53:26,500 --> 07:53:30,500 "If you're interested, somebody's saying." 8545 07:53:35,500 --> 07:53:38,500 "I mean, there are some people who are really mad into fucking watches. 8546 07:53:38,500 --> 07:53:40,500 The price of them like." 8547 07:53:40,500 --> 07:53:43,500 "Because they become little assets." 8548 07:53:43,500 --> 07:53:44,500 "That you own them." 8549 07:53:44,500 --> 07:53:46,500 "But they fluctuate in price." 8550 07:53:46,500 --> 07:53:49,500 "The watch world." 8551 07:53:49,500 --> 07:53:51,500 "This is beautiful, beautiful box work here." 8552 07:53:51,500 --> 07:53:52,500 "Liquid box work." 8553 07:53:52,500 --> 07:53:52,500 "Liquid box work." 8554 07:53:52,500 --> 07:53:53,500 "Thank you very, very much there as well." 8555 07:53:53,500 --> 07:53:54,500 "Barry's tea bags." 8556 07:53:54,500 --> 07:53:55,500 "A lot of people are doing this." 8557 07:53:55,500 --> 07:53:56,500 "I'm not sure." 8558 07:53:56,500 --> 07:53:57,500 "A lot of people coming in late after the obligatory." 8559 07:53:57,500 --> 07:53:57,500 "Barry's tea bags." 8560 07:53:57,500 --> 07:53:58,500 "Barry's tea bags." 8561 07:53:58,500 --> 07:54:00,280 Beautiful box work here. 8562 07:54:01,100 --> 07:54:02,560 Liquid box work. 8563 07:54:17,300 --> 07:54:19,720 Thank you very, very much there as well. 8564 07:54:19,840 --> 07:54:20,800 Barry's teabags. 8565 07:54:20,900 --> 07:54:27,960 A lot of people coming in late after the obligatory Barry's versus Lions chat 8566 07:54:27,960 --> 07:54:35,140 that could potentially happen, I'd say, once every four streams or five streams. 8567 07:54:35,400 --> 07:54:37,500 It's just such a hotly contested topic. 8568 07:54:37,640 --> 07:54:40,100 I've gone all the way back here, and that's a waste of fucking time. 8569 07:54:40,180 --> 07:54:42,540 I need to be taking boxes out of the factory now. 8570 07:54:42,540 --> 07:54:50,340 I've transcended my duty, and now it's time to really make amends here 8571 07:54:50,340 --> 07:54:53,760 and shift some box from one place to another. 8572 07:54:55,060 --> 07:54:57,120 Thanks very much there, Jimmy, for the intel. 8573 07:54:57,280 --> 07:55:00,220 These are going back all the way to Warehouse 18. 8574 07:55:01,280 --> 07:55:07,420 And indeed, I didn't really get any concrete answers on whether or not there is a forklift game, 8575 07:55:07,420 --> 07:55:10,520 because this is just giving me a taste for fork. 8576 07:55:12,760 --> 07:55:14,280 You know, I'm dying. 8577 07:55:15,780 --> 07:55:18,740 Why hasn't there been a game made like this? 8578 07:55:18,740 --> 07:55:21,720 Just a whole game based on this. 8579 07:55:25,320 --> 07:55:37,680 I mean, I know there is a forklift simulator, don't get me wrong, but I've seen screenshots and read reviews, and it seems to be a kind of bottom-of-the-barrel mobile bahis sort of job, you know? 8580 07:55:38,460 --> 07:55:45,940 I'm... what I want is something that's big budget, looks good, drives good, works good, plays well. 8581 07:55:48,000 --> 07:55:50,180 Not something you could play on a fucking phone. 8582 07:55:53,600 --> 07:55:59,820 I played one, Darren, but I was... you might have been there earlier on when I was waxing lyrical about that. 8583 07:55:59,980 --> 07:56:02,360 It just didn't do it for me. 8584 07:56:02,420 --> 07:56:09,600 It was too slow, and it was more of a forklift driver's license simulator, rather than a... 8585 07:56:09,600 --> 07:56:15,060 Now you work in a big industrial site, and there's so much to be done. 8586 07:56:15,420 --> 07:56:20,280 There's a lot of work to be done, and you need to fucking get... pull the finger out, and start forking. 8587 07:56:25,600 --> 07:56:27,420 Suppose I shouldn't leave these crates out here. 8588 07:56:27,500 --> 07:56:28,540 No problem, man, no problem. 8589 07:56:28,540 --> 07:56:46,360 I mean, you'd think somebody would make a mod for it in one of the GTAs, even. 8590 07:56:47,640 --> 07:56:48,040 Already. 8591 07:56:50,580 --> 07:56:51,880 But I'm not sure. 8592 07:56:53,640 --> 07:56:55,800 They exist, the forklifts, in those games. 8593 07:56:55,800 --> 07:56:59,000 I know that golf carts do, but I'm not particularly sure about forklifts. 8594 07:57:12,640 --> 07:57:13,800 GTA roleplay... 8595 07:57:14,400 --> 07:57:18,740 But, I mean, do forklifts even exist in the GTA 5 world? 8596 07:57:19,240 --> 07:57:22,760 I can't recall ever coming across any forklift in that game. 8597 07:57:22,760 --> 07:57:29,940 There was one in San Andreas, was there? 8598 07:57:30,460 --> 07:57:32,780 I can't remember CJ driving one at one stage. 8599 07:57:41,660 --> 07:57:42,440 Speed of that. 8600 07:57:44,040 --> 07:57:45,140 Liquid fork work. 8601 07:57:47,140 --> 07:57:47,940 Look at this. 8602 07:57:48,900 --> 07:57:52,880 Not even fucking a moment to consider the brake pedal. 8603 07:57:55,640 --> 07:57:56,300 Slowed out. 8604 07:57:57,040 --> 07:57:59,720 That's the only problem, is people getting in the way as well. 8605 07:58:00,840 --> 07:58:03,640 There's a lot of pedestrians here that just shouldn't be out and about. 8606 07:58:03,800 --> 07:58:05,940 This is a fucking place of work. 8607 07:58:05,940 --> 07:58:20,820 Beautiful. Really nice. 8608 07:58:23,400 --> 07:58:24,700 Really, really nice. 8609 07:58:24,700 --> 07:58:44,700 I think I could be on course here for maybe potentially one of the longest streams I've done. 8610 07:58:46,120 --> 07:58:56,080 I'm not sure how long yesterday's were, but I remember thinking and feeling that I hope that the stream saves. 8611 07:58:56,200 --> 07:59:02,700 Because there's been a problem with YouTube in the past where if you go over a certain amount of hours, it does not save that stream. 8612 07:59:09,460 --> 07:59:11,700 Just shy of eight hours possibly. 8613 07:59:11,700 --> 07:59:14,860 But I tell you something, I'm feeling fucking energized now. 8614 07:59:15,600 --> 07:59:19,420 And it wasn't just the tea, the banana and the chocolate that did the damage. 8615 07:59:20,060 --> 07:59:23,600 I think that mindset shift is something that should be looked into and tapped into. 8616 07:59:28,460 --> 07:59:30,800 Yesterday was 7.45. Okay, yeah. 8617 07:59:33,120 --> 07:59:39,480 I mean, there was a point there, I'd say about an hour and a half ago, it's two hours where I thought, this is it. 8618 07:59:39,700 --> 07:59:42,920 There's not a chance I'm finishing this job. 8619 07:59:44,200 --> 07:59:52,640 But with a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of help from Uncle Lion's. 8620 07:59:55,540 --> 07:59:56,160 That's great. 8621 07:59:56,240 --> 08:00:01,560 And people yesterday were saying you might even consider giving Uncle Tisky a shout. 8622 08:00:02,520 --> 08:00:04,140 People even saying plan ahead. 8623 08:00:04,240 --> 08:00:06,560 I think Conrad would say plan ahead to be safe. 8624 08:00:07,180 --> 08:00:11,000 You might want to go and tap up Uncle Tisky now in case you need him later on. 8625 08:00:11,900 --> 08:00:17,780 And he's just, that's not conducive to achieving success. 8626 08:00:18,340 --> 08:00:20,380 Thank you very much there, GTA Forklift. 8627 08:00:20,500 --> 08:00:21,480 Very, very kind of you. 8628 08:00:21,700 --> 08:00:23,680 Pure tip. 8629 08:00:23,760 --> 08:00:28,660 There's forklifts in GTA and online, down in the docks and other random locations. 8630 08:00:29,440 --> 08:00:30,220 That's great. 8631 08:00:30,380 --> 08:00:35,240 But is there like missions like this then when you can just forklift the day away? 8632 08:00:44,520 --> 08:00:45,760 It's Tisky Risky. 8633 08:00:45,980 --> 08:00:47,960 It's cheap as chips, isn't it? 8634 08:00:47,960 --> 08:00:54,960 Duvel is a masterpiece, but it's a... 8635 08:00:56,480 --> 08:00:58,000 Is that like a Belgian... 8636 08:00:58,000 --> 08:00:59,520 It's a strong boy. 8637 08:01:00,180 --> 08:01:00,480 Do you know? 8638 08:01:00,880 --> 08:01:02,260 It's a real strong boy. 8639 08:01:10,960 --> 08:01:12,760 Conrad counters with... 8640 08:01:12,760 --> 08:01:13,380 I disagree. 8641 08:01:13,980 --> 08:01:17,940 Some of my best and most fun purchases have been made utterly steep. 8642 08:01:17,940 --> 08:01:18,120 It's a real shame. 8643 08:01:22,620 --> 08:01:23,760 Okay, good job. 8644 08:01:23,780 --> 08:01:25,440 This better be the fucking end of it now. 8645 08:01:25,440 --> 08:01:25,720 Here's today's pay. 8646 08:01:29,860 --> 08:01:30,260 Thanks. 8647 08:01:30,940 --> 08:01:32,320 You met quota, son. 8648 08:01:32,640 --> 08:01:35,520 So starting tomorrow, you'll get a 50 yen raise. 8649 08:01:36,160 --> 08:01:37,540 That's the talk of tomorrow. 8650 08:01:37,540 --> 08:01:38,360 You hit 680 yen per crate. 8651 08:01:39,020 --> 08:01:40,820 That's the best salary in the company. 8652 08:01:41,820 --> 08:01:44,600 I don't know if this is a good thing because I'm enjoying it. 8653 08:01:44,660 --> 08:01:45,680 Keep up the good work. 8654 08:01:47,140 --> 08:01:47,560 Yes. 8655 08:01:47,700 --> 08:01:51,660 I mean, I don't know if it's a bad thing because I've started to get the taste of it now. 8656 08:01:53,880 --> 08:01:57,700 I've only just began to really get into this. 8657 08:02:03,980 --> 08:02:04,720 You're a winner. 8658 08:02:04,720 --> 08:02:04,720 You're a winner. 8659 08:02:04,720 --> 08:02:04,720 You're a winner. 8660 08:02:04,720 --> 08:02:04,720 You're a winner. 8661 08:02:04,720 --> 08:02:04,760 You're a winner. 8662 08:02:04,760 --> 08:02:05,600 You're a winner. 8663 08:02:05,600 --> 08:02:06,120 Well done. 8664 08:02:06,640 --> 08:02:07,700 You did good today. 8665 08:02:08,080 --> 08:02:09,500 And you've got another raise tomorrow. 8666 08:02:09,500 --> 08:02:11,520 Yo, I got some big news. 8667 08:02:11,820 --> 08:02:12,720 Thank you very much. 8668 08:02:12,900 --> 08:02:13,460 Big news. 8669 08:02:13,540 --> 08:02:17,540 I overheard Tony and Smith saying that a long job is going down soon. 8670 08:02:17,900 --> 08:02:20,120 We've got big news coming in soon. 8671 08:02:20,240 --> 08:02:21,000 Really fast. 8672 08:02:21,140 --> 08:02:22,720 Within the next few days. 8673 08:02:22,720 --> 08:02:23,800 I see. 8674 08:02:23,800 --> 08:02:25,720 Be careful, Dio. 8675 08:02:25,720 --> 08:02:26,560 Yeah. 8676 08:02:26,560 --> 08:02:27,500 You too, eh? 8677 08:02:27,500 --> 08:02:28,960 No problem. 8678 08:02:29,460 --> 08:02:30,080 I'm cool. 8679 08:02:30,080 --> 08:02:32,560 But I'm worried about you, Dio. 8680 08:02:34,420 --> 08:02:35,940 Dio has rocked. 8681 08:02:35,940 --> 08:02:36,900 Thank you very much there. 8682 08:02:38,140 --> 08:02:43,560 To True Reflection for the tip says, congrats on the forklift race win. 8683 08:02:44,360 --> 08:02:47,180 Have you considered playing some PS1 demo discs on stream? 8684 08:02:47,360 --> 08:02:48,240 That's a good idea. 8685 08:02:48,480 --> 08:02:50,060 I might do that demo one. 8686 08:02:50,780 --> 08:02:54,920 And play some of those Net Erosi homebrew classics as well. 8687 08:02:55,380 --> 08:03:00,720 Such as Pushy 2, Terra Incognita, Net Erosi Soccer. 8688 08:03:01,420 --> 08:03:06,860 And numerous other forgettable titles that never took off whatsoever. 8689 08:03:07,760 --> 08:03:11,000 You could find some hidden gems with the kind of pace injection you're looking for. 8690 08:03:11,080 --> 08:03:11,580 Great stuff. 8691 08:03:13,420 --> 08:03:14,520 Bit of Cooler World. 8692 08:03:16,580 --> 08:03:19,580 I played JFK Reloaded when it came out. 8693 08:03:19,820 --> 08:03:24,460 I think I remember it downloaded 2004, 2005 onto the laptop. 8694 08:03:25,940 --> 08:03:31,380 And I just didn't tell anyone about it because I was worried that I would be put on a list. 8695 08:03:31,380 --> 08:03:31,820 Or something. 8696 08:03:32,400 --> 08:03:36,220 But there was an article in the Guardian at the time saying this game is out. 8697 08:03:36,320 --> 08:03:37,940 And it's causing an awful capruffle. 8698 08:03:38,880 --> 08:03:41,200 And I played it. 8699 08:03:41,300 --> 08:03:42,780 Couldn't assassinate him anyway. 8700 08:03:43,000 --> 08:03:44,000 It's hard to do. 8701 08:03:44,200 --> 08:03:50,600 So I mean the case was well and truly made for the accusations of conspiracy. 8702 08:03:54,220 --> 08:03:55,640 You just see here. 8703 08:03:59,060 --> 08:03:59,460 Yeah. 8704 08:03:59,600 --> 08:04:01,180 Not that I thought it would be put on a list. 8705 08:04:01,240 --> 08:04:02,340 I didn't tell my peers. 8706 08:04:02,640 --> 08:04:06,940 Because it was a time where I just didn't want to be seen as a weirdo. 8707 08:04:07,040 --> 08:04:07,220 You know. 8708 08:04:07,960 --> 08:04:10,780 I didn't want to be the one saying, do you see this game, man? 8709 08:04:11,120 --> 08:04:12,960 You get to assassinate JFK. 8710 08:04:13,420 --> 08:04:13,780 Tom. 8711 08:04:14,660 --> 08:04:15,560 Hi, yo. 8712 08:04:16,160 --> 08:04:16,520 Simon. 8713 08:04:16,680 --> 08:04:18,260 Thank you very much for the tip there. 8714 08:04:18,320 --> 08:04:19,060 Very kind of you. 8715 08:04:19,340 --> 08:04:21,460 Hopefully this book here, Tom. 8716 08:04:21,620 --> 08:04:22,240 Groovy Tom. 8717 08:04:22,320 --> 08:04:24,740 Will have all the answers I need. 8718 08:04:25,680 --> 08:04:26,100 Tom. 8719 08:04:26,820 --> 08:04:28,340 I've got something to ask you. 8720 08:04:28,940 --> 08:04:30,220 Have you heard of the Long Ja? 8721 08:04:31,040 --> 08:04:31,860 Long Ja? 8722 08:04:32,300 --> 08:04:34,920 The Mad Angels guys call the deal by that name. 8723 08:04:35,500 --> 08:04:37,700 I need to find out when they're making this Long Ja. 8724 08:04:38,480 --> 08:04:38,920 Sorry. 8725 08:04:39,140 --> 08:04:40,960 I don't know anything, man. 8726 08:04:41,440 --> 08:04:41,880 Really? 8727 08:04:44,640 --> 08:04:46,240 Best answer in a while. 8728 08:04:47,140 --> 08:04:49,320 I mean, he's probably said that to me before, but. 8729 08:04:50,700 --> 08:04:51,800 I'd love to be just. 8730 08:04:52,200 --> 08:04:53,920 I'd love to say that to people. 8731 08:04:54,400 --> 08:04:56,580 As a stock response in real life. 8732 08:04:58,260 --> 08:04:59,740 In that accent as well. 8733 08:05:00,260 --> 08:05:00,840 In private. 8734 08:05:01,460 --> 08:05:02,340 Not on a stream. 8735 08:05:02,920 --> 08:05:03,540 Two foreigners. 8736 08:05:03,800 --> 08:05:04,860 I rarely see. 8737 08:05:05,080 --> 08:05:06,200 Tony and Smith. 8738 08:05:07,040 --> 08:05:07,940 In parentheses. 8739 08:05:08,480 --> 08:05:09,160 Dot, dot, dot. 8740 08:05:09,620 --> 08:05:11,300 Are part of Long Ja. 8741 08:05:12,740 --> 08:05:15,680 Where is the next Long Ja deal? 8742 08:05:22,460 --> 08:05:23,380 Honey, son. 8743 08:05:24,000 --> 08:05:24,700 Hi, yo. 8744 08:05:28,320 --> 08:05:28,980 That's that. 8745 08:05:29,060 --> 08:05:30,620 Who's your favorite character in Shenmue? 8746 08:05:30,620 --> 08:05:30,860 Groovy. 8747 08:05:30,860 --> 08:05:32,000 The man himself. 8748 08:05:32,080 --> 08:05:32,700 Groovy Tom. 8749 08:05:33,180 --> 08:05:34,340 He's got everything going for him. 8750 08:05:34,800 --> 08:05:36,160 From his fashion sense. 8751 08:05:37,100 --> 08:05:38,220 His shades. 8752 08:05:39,440 --> 08:05:41,980 His poorly rendered dreadlocks. 8753 08:05:42,300 --> 08:05:46,240 Which is just really an indictment of the game engine at the time. 8754 08:05:46,320 --> 08:05:48,000 They couldn't really do dreadlocks, you know. 8755 08:05:51,460 --> 08:05:52,000 Just his general swag. 8756 08:05:52,000 --> 08:05:53,200 Just his general swag. 8757 08:05:53,200 --> 08:05:55,480 He's the guy is swag. 8758 08:05:56,560 --> 08:05:59,960 And you only have to really look at his menu. 8759 08:06:00,160 --> 08:06:06,860 Extensive menu of different bits and pieces to understand this is a serious dog man. 8760 08:06:07,420 --> 08:06:11,180 Hot dog, big hot dog, spicy dog, fresh dog, 8761 08:06:12,000 --> 08:06:16,320 Yoko Suka dog, which is a special limited edition sausage 8762 08:06:16,320 --> 08:06:18,460 that he only sells down the docks. 8763 08:06:19,480 --> 08:06:22,980 After 6 p.m. it seems to be on a night. 8764 08:06:24,700 --> 08:06:25,800 All dogs, really. 8765 08:06:30,060 --> 08:06:33,340 Let's have a little look here and see what's going on with this book. 8766 08:06:33,400 --> 08:06:35,000 He needs to get a sleeping bag or something. 8767 08:06:36,000 --> 08:06:37,880 And there we might have crashed. 8768 08:06:38,120 --> 08:06:38,600 Oh, thank God. 8769 08:06:40,060 --> 08:06:42,500 I ain't feeling so good right now. 8770 08:06:43,180 --> 08:06:44,160 Try me later. 8771 08:06:45,020 --> 08:06:45,480 All right. 8772 08:06:46,920 --> 08:06:50,680 Try me later has to be another one added to the lexicon of things. 8773 08:06:51,500 --> 08:06:55,600 I'd say to people if I just have no energy left in me. 8774 08:06:55,600 --> 08:06:58,160 I got something on my mind, you see. 8775 08:06:58,600 --> 08:07:00,180 Leave me alone, will you? 8776 08:07:01,960 --> 08:07:03,760 It's sad, but what can you do? 8777 08:07:04,580 --> 08:07:12,000 Tell you, it's the waiting round that gets you. 8778 08:07:12,520 --> 08:07:13,460 You know, I could be... 8779 08:07:14,500 --> 08:07:16,540 I mean, my element playing this game, but it's the... 8780 08:07:16,540 --> 08:07:17,400 The day of the long jaw. 8781 08:07:17,840 --> 08:07:19,580 The hours in between things happening. 8782 08:07:19,580 --> 08:07:22,380 Yeah, but finding out ain't gonna be easy. 8783 08:07:22,820 --> 08:07:26,300 To them, it's like a really big deal, you know? 8784 08:07:26,800 --> 08:07:29,200 Maybe the only option is to ask them directly. 8785 08:07:29,900 --> 08:07:32,260 Well, maybe, but deal. 8786 08:07:32,940 --> 08:07:34,120 Believe me, I know. 8787 08:07:34,600 --> 08:07:36,140 But I'm prepared to take the risk. 8788 08:07:36,720 --> 08:07:37,000 Deal. 8789 08:07:39,480 --> 08:07:39,840 Mark. 8790 08:07:40,400 --> 08:07:42,860 If it looks too risky, back off. 8791 08:07:42,860 --> 08:07:44,220 Back off. 8792 08:07:44,680 --> 08:07:46,100 Xanadu 2.0. 8793 08:07:46,520 --> 08:07:48,100 Xanadu 2.0. 8794 08:07:48,520 --> 08:07:50,080 Who do these people think they are? 8795 08:07:50,520 --> 08:07:52,040 Who do these people think they are? 8796 08:07:52,580 --> 08:07:53,680 Sweaty fists. 8797 08:07:54,740 --> 08:07:56,240 Xanadu 2.0. 8798 08:07:56,360 --> 08:07:56,840 Come on. 8799 08:07:56,940 --> 08:07:58,420 Who do these people think they are? 8800 08:07:58,760 --> 08:08:05,840 I need to get a dedicated Neil Oliver back off button, but I've so far only done a randomized one. 8801 08:08:05,980 --> 08:08:07,460 Who do these people think they are? 8802 08:08:08,100 --> 08:08:11,220 There we go. 8803 08:08:11,680 --> 08:08:12,540 In Montecito. 8804 08:08:14,280 --> 08:08:24,120 Okay, so Jimmy, I'm impressed with the level of which you've managed to help me, you know, get around this game. 8805 08:08:24,120 --> 08:08:32,760 But this, uh, lads in hard hats business had me, had me on the edge of my fucking sanity there. 8806 08:08:33,260 --> 08:08:39,060 And in a way, it's what prompted the, uh, the mindset shift I had to get into. 8807 08:08:40,140 --> 08:08:47,260 So I'm just hoping that, uh, we're not going down that fucking alleyway again. 8808 08:08:47,320 --> 08:08:54,780 Because it's a dark alley, it's, it doesn't look like it's, uh, doesn't look like there's any hope down that alleyway. 8809 08:08:55,820 --> 08:08:56,520 Hey, you! 8810 08:08:57,380 --> 08:08:59,540 This area's not open to the public! 8811 08:09:00,260 --> 08:09:01,460 Hey, get out of here! 8812 08:09:03,600 --> 08:09:05,840 This is my ass on the line! 8813 08:09:06,780 --> 08:09:09,160 Get me answers and get me them fast! 8814 08:09:09,280 --> 08:09:11,340 This is my ass on the line! 8815 08:09:12,880 --> 08:09:18,520 Great line there from, uh, the CIA agent in the, the game Spycraft. 8816 08:09:19,580 --> 08:09:20,240 Cut scene! 8817 08:09:20,420 --> 08:09:21,360 Aw, for fuck's sake. 8818 08:09:24,480 --> 08:09:26,520 Yeah, just a short stream today, lads. 8819 08:09:26,620 --> 08:09:27,340 Nothing much, sorry. 8820 08:09:27,440 --> 08:09:29,160 It's a dip in and out kind of one, you know. 8821 08:09:30,740 --> 08:09:31,960 I haven't got time. 8822 08:09:32,080 --> 08:09:33,420 I'm sorry, I haven't got time too. 8823 08:09:33,520 --> 08:09:34,260 I'm too busy. 8824 08:09:35,260 --> 08:09:35,420 Um. 8825 08:09:36,300 --> 08:09:36,740 Yes? 8826 08:09:37,080 --> 08:09:39,280 Have you seen any strange shipments come in lately? 8827 08:09:39,900 --> 08:09:40,300 Uh-huh. 8828 08:09:40,600 --> 08:09:41,840 I think I've seen some. 8829 08:09:42,180 --> 08:09:42,360 Please. 8830 08:09:42,360 --> 08:09:43,680 I hear they're the mad angels. 8831 08:09:44,080 --> 08:09:44,460 Please. 8832 08:09:44,580 --> 08:09:45,300 Is that right? 8833 08:09:45,800 --> 08:09:47,840 Do you know anything about the deal they are making? 8834 08:09:48,420 --> 08:09:49,560 Go away now! 8835 08:09:50,080 --> 08:09:50,500 I see. 8836 08:09:50,760 --> 08:09:51,120 Brilliant. 8837 08:09:51,120 --> 08:09:51,320 Brilliant. 8838 08:09:55,220 --> 08:09:56,320 Shipments of gear. 8839 08:09:58,720 --> 08:09:59,540 Excuse me. 8840 08:09:59,740 --> 08:10:00,640 Just a quick blast. 8841 08:10:00,640 --> 08:10:01,060 Got business here? 8842 08:10:01,700 --> 08:10:02,040 Um. 8843 08:10:02,460 --> 08:10:03,040 Well, I bet. 8844 08:10:03,040 --> 08:10:05,540 I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell the IRS out of it. 8845 08:10:05,540 --> 08:10:07,780 You could be mistaken for a thief or a trespasser at this time of night. 8846 08:10:08,300 --> 08:10:11,400 If you don't have business here, please leave. 8847 08:10:15,260 --> 08:10:19,560 And it's this that sends me into a fucking spiral of depression. 8848 08:10:19,780 --> 08:10:20,840 This part of the game. 8849 08:10:21,420 --> 08:10:23,560 I need to get back to the good times. 8850 08:10:25,560 --> 08:10:29,120 I understand Jimmy's putting his life and reputation on the line. 8851 08:10:30,080 --> 08:10:30,840 That's fine. 8852 08:10:31,600 --> 08:10:31,880 Um. 8853 08:10:31,880 --> 08:10:33,040 But what about this guy here? 8854 08:10:33,040 --> 08:10:33,420 Do you have a minute? 8855 08:10:33,560 --> 08:10:34,440 The man in the chair. 8856 08:10:34,440 --> 08:10:34,660 Sorry, but. 8857 08:10:35,240 --> 08:10:36,320 What'd you ask me later? 8858 08:10:36,320 --> 08:10:37,440 I'll let the man in the chair. 8859 08:10:37,440 --> 08:10:37,580 I see. 8860 08:10:47,840 --> 08:10:49,880 You lied to the guy in the chair, Jim. 8861 08:10:49,880 --> 08:10:52,900 You lied to the fucking guy in the chair. 8862 08:10:54,600 --> 08:10:55,960 Excuse me. 8863 08:10:56,460 --> 08:10:57,460 I'm sorry. 8864 08:10:57,700 --> 08:10:59,600 I really need to go home now. 8865 08:11:05,600 --> 08:11:06,840 Mark. 8866 08:11:07,320 --> 08:11:08,680 Be careful, Dio. 8867 08:11:09,080 --> 08:11:09,560 Christ. 8868 08:11:09,560 --> 08:11:10,400 You gotta be discreet. 8869 08:11:11,020 --> 08:11:12,580 What does he want me to do? 8870 08:11:15,320 --> 08:11:16,060 What would... 8871 08:11:16,060 --> 08:11:16,960 Two foreigners. 8872 08:11:17,180 --> 08:11:18,220 I rarely see. 8873 08:11:18,760 --> 08:11:20,540 Tony and Smith are part of the lines yet. 8874 08:11:20,800 --> 08:11:22,180 Does that mean I just go to the... 8875 08:11:22,180 --> 08:11:22,520 I'm... 8876 08:11:22,520 --> 08:11:23,680 I'm asking you. 8877 08:11:23,680 --> 08:11:25,800 I'm just gonna go to warehouse 17. 8878 08:11:25,800 --> 08:11:25,980 I'm just gonna go to warehouse 17. 8879 08:11:29,520 --> 08:11:46,140 I hope that horse didn't get fucking totaled anyway. 8880 08:11:46,140 --> 08:11:46,240 Anyway. 8881 08:11:48,900 --> 08:11:51,460 It was the neck twist that stuck with me, you know? 8882 08:11:56,100 --> 08:11:59,460 The horse's sound, is it? 8883 08:11:59,620 --> 08:11:59,920 Okay. 8884 08:12:00,540 --> 08:12:01,040 Good stuff. 8885 08:12:01,320 --> 08:12:01,680 I mean... 8886 08:12:02,680 --> 08:12:05,560 It'll need a few fucking weeks off after that, I'd say. 8887 08:12:08,040 --> 08:12:09,660 I mean, there's been times when I've... 8888 08:12:09,660 --> 08:12:12,040 I've woke up with a crick in my neck, but I... 8889 08:12:12,040 --> 08:12:15,540 I haven't gone over a jump at Cheltenham and landed on my fucking head, you know? 8890 08:12:16,420 --> 08:12:18,000 And the size of the fucking thing. 8891 08:12:18,000 --> 08:12:20,100 And it's going at 30 miles per hour. 8892 08:12:20,380 --> 08:12:21,700 Or 30 kilometers per hour. 8893 08:12:33,260 --> 08:12:33,920 Excuse me. 8894 08:12:33,920 --> 08:12:34,600 What about the jockey? 8895 08:12:34,640 --> 08:12:35,320 Do you have time? 8896 08:12:35,600 --> 08:12:37,100 No thoughts given there. 8897 08:12:37,260 --> 08:12:37,600 I actually... 8898 08:12:37,600 --> 08:12:38,920 Can't you ask somebody else? 8899 08:12:39,480 --> 08:12:40,020 I see. 8900 08:12:40,420 --> 08:12:43,180 I should have actually asked there, but I'm not particularly too sure. 8901 08:12:43,240 --> 08:12:45,200 I just always assume the jockey's okay. 8902 08:12:45,200 --> 08:12:58,960 I'm going to go to the entrance and ask the foreman if he has any information, because this 8903 08:12:58,960 --> 08:13:01,000 is a complete busted flush. 8904 08:13:05,000 --> 08:13:06,900 I have something to ask. 8905 08:13:07,420 --> 08:13:09,020 I'm in a hurry to get somewhere. 8906 08:13:09,680 --> 08:13:10,880 Would you ask me later? 8907 08:13:10,880 --> 08:13:10,960 I'm in a hurry to get somewhere. 8908 08:13:10,960 --> 08:13:11,000 I'm in a hurry to get somewhere. 8909 08:13:11,000 --> 08:13:11,000 Would you ask me later? 8910 08:13:27,000 --> 08:13:33,880 Some lovely snow audio there. 8911 08:13:33,880 --> 08:13:38,100 Some great snow holy work had to be accomplished in order to replicate that sound. 8912 08:13:41,260 --> 08:13:43,140 I should stay and get more information. 8913 08:13:46,820 --> 08:13:47,580 It's not like... 8914 08:13:47,580 --> 08:13:48,000 All right. 8915 08:13:48,120 --> 08:13:49,180 So there was no information. 8916 08:13:49,280 --> 08:13:50,520 I could have gone home an hour ago. 8917 08:13:50,640 --> 08:13:51,060 Great stuff. 8918 08:13:51,540 --> 08:13:52,740 What a waste of my life. 8919 08:13:53,300 --> 08:13:56,020 That last bit of time was... 8920 08:13:56,020 --> 08:13:56,380 Back off. 8921 08:13:56,720 --> 08:13:58,680 What is he referring to with that? 8922 08:13:58,940 --> 08:14:00,740 Like, you know, if it looks too risky, back off. 8923 08:14:01,400 --> 08:14:03,900 I have no idea what he's on about. 8924 08:14:07,940 --> 08:14:08,760 Horses look. 8925 08:14:08,760 --> 08:14:11,160 They have pretty strong necks. 8926 08:14:11,420 --> 08:14:14,060 It's the ankles they worry about. 8927 08:14:15,140 --> 08:14:15,800 Great stuff. 8928 08:14:22,740 --> 08:14:23,960 Fat, hairy beast. 8929 08:14:24,680 --> 08:14:27,700 I've talked to the guys with the pink battens. 8930 08:14:27,900 --> 08:14:31,440 There is nothing to be got from them, if that's what you're on about there. 8931 08:14:32,800 --> 08:14:34,520 You have to sneak into somewhere. 8932 08:14:34,820 --> 08:14:36,400 That's great, Cavaloke. 8933 08:14:36,460 --> 08:14:37,760 That's great to know, but I mean... 8934 08:14:37,760 --> 08:14:41,080 Without the specifics, I am lost. 8935 08:14:44,500 --> 08:14:47,160 The only thing that's keeping me going is the... 8936 08:14:47,160 --> 08:14:50,520 Idea of getting another day working on the docks. 8937 08:14:50,580 --> 08:14:53,140 The accumulator went tits up in the third race. 8938 08:14:53,560 --> 08:14:54,160 Asda there. 8939 08:14:55,220 --> 08:14:58,980 But I'm kind of interested in knowing what the final... 8940 08:14:58,980 --> 08:15:01,340 The 17.30 result is in the race. 8941 08:15:01,420 --> 08:15:02,920 I'm going to check now on my thing. 8942 08:15:05,020 --> 08:15:07,000 The half past five race. 8943 08:15:07,000 --> 08:15:08,680 I'd love to know what that was. 8944 08:15:08,980 --> 08:15:10,000 What it came in as. 8945 08:15:14,720 --> 08:15:15,760 Settle bets. 8946 08:15:17,540 --> 08:15:20,040 It turns out Tommy lost. 8947 08:15:20,100 --> 08:15:24,580 So Tommy lost all his bets today. 8948 08:15:26,940 --> 08:15:31,300 It started so positively and there was a lot of positivity. 8949 08:15:32,400 --> 08:15:33,860 But it just went tits up. 8950 08:15:33,860 --> 08:15:34,960 Shh. 8951 08:15:35,360 --> 08:16:05,340 There's some new 8952 08:16:05,340 --> 08:16:07,580 faces I haven't seen before. Let's have a look in here. 8953 08:16:10,640 --> 08:16:12,420 Actually, I know that bloke. 8954 08:16:14,160 --> 08:16:15,520 I think I know the two of them. 8955 08:16:15,780 --> 08:16:17,500 They're just one of them, the blue jacket 8956 08:16:17,500 --> 08:16:19,260 I'm not really familiar with, but I mean, 8957 08:16:19,300 --> 08:16:21,300 if he's talking to the guy who's my neighbour, 8958 08:16:21,860 --> 08:16:23,500 then he mustn't be that much of a 8959 08:16:23,500 --> 08:16:24,660 new kid in town, you know? 8960 08:16:33,720 --> 08:16:35,820 It was such a good start as well, yeah. 8961 08:16:36,160 --> 08:16:38,880 By the third, I knew it was too good to be true. 8962 08:16:39,700 --> 08:16:40,600 It's those little races 8963 08:16:40,600 --> 08:16:42,540 when there's only six or seven horses 8964 08:16:42,540 --> 08:16:43,000 in them 8965 08:16:43,000 --> 08:16:46,200 that are the best. The ones where there's 8966 08:16:46,200 --> 08:16:48,320 fucking loads of them, you're playing 8967 08:16:48,320 --> 08:16:48,860 with fire. 8968 08:17:06,540 --> 08:17:10,360 Part of the joy of going home on an island, 8969 08:17:10,360 --> 08:17:12,440 knowing that you're going to be able to fast travel 8970 08:17:12,440 --> 08:17:13,960 to the docks the morning after. 8971 08:17:16,120 --> 08:17:17,560 It's not to be sniffed at. 8972 08:17:18,600 --> 08:17:20,280 It's not to be sniffed at at all. 8973 08:17:21,360 --> 08:17:22,000 I think 8974 08:17:22,000 --> 08:17:24,120 with a good solid save 8975 08:17:24,120 --> 08:17:26,080 and a strong, 8976 08:17:26,220 --> 08:17:28,180 solid, substantial 8977 08:17:28,180 --> 08:17:28,860 sleep, 8978 08:17:29,860 --> 08:17:33,220 I'm going to absolutely 8979 08:17:33,220 --> 08:17:37,520 come home with a big, 8980 08:17:37,620 --> 08:17:39,380 big win after tomorrow's 8981 08:17:39,380 --> 08:17:40,540 work day. 8982 08:17:47,080 --> 08:17:48,600 And I've got a raise as well, 8983 08:17:48,680 --> 08:17:49,700 so the money is just 8984 08:17:49,700 --> 08:17:51,360 exponentially going up 8985 08:17:51,360 --> 08:17:52,120 day by day 8986 08:17:52,120 --> 08:17:54,100 with every great bit of work I do. 8987 08:17:58,500 --> 08:17:59,960 I'd love just 8988 08:17:59,960 --> 08:18:02,920 to know if this is the last day now. 8989 08:18:04,720 --> 08:18:05,760 I'd really love that, 8990 08:18:05,840 --> 08:18:06,120 but I mean, 8991 08:18:06,180 --> 08:18:06,880 it's not coming through. 8992 08:18:07,460 --> 08:18:08,840 And as Jamie said, 8993 08:18:09,000 --> 08:18:09,860 the timeline is 8994 08:18:09,860 --> 08:18:11,260 gifted slightly. 8995 08:18:12,180 --> 08:18:13,920 I'm just going to give it another blast. 8996 08:18:15,920 --> 08:18:17,380 Good morning, everyone. 8997 08:18:18,180 --> 08:18:18,760 Good morning. 8998 08:18:20,140 --> 08:18:21,280 Time to do this again. 8999 08:18:21,280 --> 08:18:22,480 Come on. 9000 08:18:23,080 --> 08:18:23,640 Wake up. 9001 08:18:24,980 --> 08:18:26,600 It's time to rise and shine. 9002 08:18:27,520 --> 08:18:29,020 It's time to inject the peace 9003 08:18:29,020 --> 08:18:29,700 into it again. 9004 08:18:29,920 --> 08:18:30,920 Everybody ready? 9005 08:18:31,260 --> 08:18:32,720 All right. 9006 08:18:33,180 --> 08:18:34,220 On your mark. 9007 08:18:34,980 --> 08:18:36,000 Almost time to go. 9008 08:18:36,000 --> 08:18:36,260 Head to the miss, baby. 9009 08:18:38,680 --> 08:18:39,060 Come on. 9010 08:18:43,320 --> 08:18:43,960 Ready? 9011 08:18:44,740 --> 08:18:45,420 Go! 9012 08:18:46,020 --> 08:18:47,900 Chance for two in a row. 9013 08:18:49,100 --> 08:18:51,900 The chance to die in the snow tonight. 9014 08:18:52,240 --> 08:18:53,100 Pocket dreams. 9015 08:18:53,460 --> 08:18:55,320 Reads it from the sky at night. 9016 08:18:55,460 --> 08:18:56,320 Pocket dreams. 9017 08:18:56,540 --> 08:18:58,600 Someone's going to fucking die. 9018 08:18:58,740 --> 08:18:59,560 We're driving fast. 9019 08:18:59,820 --> 08:19:01,780 We're driving like a demon at night. 9020 08:19:01,940 --> 08:19:03,100 The snow's going down. 9021 08:19:03,180 --> 08:19:05,280 It's going to be a real sad fight. 9022 08:19:05,400 --> 08:19:06,900 Someone rolls up the side. 9023 08:19:07,280 --> 08:19:08,560 Into the suit. 9024 08:19:08,900 --> 08:19:10,160 Not going to be nice. 9025 08:19:10,540 --> 08:19:11,840 Got going to be me or you. 9026 08:19:12,000 --> 08:19:13,500 Crazy driving through the snow. 9027 08:19:13,760 --> 08:19:14,980 How does it feel? 9028 08:19:15,320 --> 08:19:17,020 You mind that the egg will see it. 9029 08:19:17,080 --> 08:19:18,260 A fucking seal. 9030 08:19:18,760 --> 08:19:20,980 If you do see what Nick's your favorite. 9031 08:19:20,980 --> 08:19:21,540 Say, Ben. 9032 08:19:21,760 --> 08:19:23,700 If seal rescue Ireland or rank, 9033 08:19:23,780 --> 08:19:26,120 Is there interest in making that seal's life 9034 08:19:26,120 --> 08:19:28,100 A little bit better. 9035 08:19:29,180 --> 08:19:31,300 You got another thing coming. 9036 08:19:33,340 --> 08:19:34,920 In the slipstream. 9037 08:19:35,740 --> 08:19:37,100 It feels really nice. 9038 08:19:37,180 --> 08:19:38,180 In the slipstream. 9039 08:19:38,660 --> 08:19:40,340 It feels really nice. 9040 08:19:40,340 --> 08:19:40,840 Tonight. 9041 08:19:41,060 --> 08:19:42,240 In the slipstream. 9042 08:19:42,620 --> 08:19:44,860 I'm going to do a dynamite chai. 9043 08:19:45,240 --> 08:19:46,780 At the end of the day. 9044 08:19:48,380 --> 08:19:51,140 There's no other way about it. 9045 08:19:51,680 --> 08:19:54,120 Gonna fish till number one. 9046 08:19:55,260 --> 08:19:58,080 And then I'm going to pass him on the corner. 9047 08:19:58,420 --> 08:19:59,020 He's a buff. 9048 08:20:02,320 --> 08:20:02,600 Come on. 9049 08:20:02,660 --> 08:20:03,160 Keep it going, man. 9050 08:20:03,200 --> 08:20:03,600 Keep it going. 9051 08:20:04,360 --> 08:20:05,540 Still going strong. 9052 08:20:06,020 --> 08:20:07,200 Eight hours twenty. 9053 08:20:08,900 --> 08:20:10,500 It's never going to stop. 9054 08:20:11,360 --> 08:20:13,800 I've made the decision right here. 9055 08:20:14,600 --> 08:20:17,020 We're ready for the rest of the year. 9056 08:20:17,700 --> 08:20:20,260 I don't care how long it takes. 9057 08:20:20,380 --> 08:20:21,940 I'm a smooth operator. 9058 08:20:22,260 --> 08:20:23,620 And I'm ready to bake. 9059 08:20:24,760 --> 08:20:26,680 Other lads inside my oven. 9060 08:20:27,720 --> 08:20:28,920 That's a euphemism. 9061 08:20:29,300 --> 08:20:30,920 About winning the race. 9062 08:20:31,040 --> 08:20:33,200 There's nothing more to it than that. 9063 08:20:33,300 --> 08:20:36,520 There's really nothing more to it than that. 9064 08:20:36,680 --> 08:20:37,540 Number one. 9065 08:20:37,880 --> 08:20:39,840 Versus number five. 9066 08:20:40,040 --> 08:20:41,560 Lap two of three. 9067 08:20:41,780 --> 08:20:43,020 I'm feeling alive. 9068 08:20:43,680 --> 08:20:44,740 Things are feeling smooth. 9069 08:20:44,880 --> 08:20:45,540 Look at this. 9070 08:20:45,820 --> 08:20:48,140 Scumbag trying to fork me out of this. 9071 08:20:48,520 --> 08:20:49,260 See you later. 9072 08:20:50,420 --> 08:20:51,400 See you later. 9073 08:20:52,860 --> 08:20:53,780 See you later. 9074 08:20:55,900 --> 08:20:59,580 Have you ever driven forks in the snow? 9075 08:21:00,300 --> 08:21:02,740 On December days it's cold. 9076 08:21:03,820 --> 08:21:06,180 The Japanese boys do it well. 9077 08:21:07,620 --> 08:21:09,480 Can you feel that up to smell? 9078 08:21:09,480 --> 08:21:12,540 I'm burning rubber round your docks tonight. 9079 08:21:16,440 --> 08:21:19,240 The flow is going smooth. 9080 08:21:19,720 --> 08:21:21,620 Like custard out of a tap. 9081 08:21:22,080 --> 08:21:23,120 It seems rude. 9082 08:21:23,740 --> 08:21:27,220 To be implementing that sort of strategy in someone's kitchen. 9083 08:21:27,380 --> 08:21:27,800 But look. 9084 08:21:28,900 --> 08:21:30,560 Whatever floats your boat. 9085 08:21:30,760 --> 08:21:32,820 Whether it's custard or his to all. 9086 08:21:33,020 --> 08:21:35,760 It doesn't matter to me because I got to win you know. 9087 08:21:35,760 --> 08:21:36,080 Finish! 9088 08:21:37,080 --> 08:21:39,660 Another mindset ship wins. 9089 08:21:40,040 --> 08:21:42,180 Can't this boy be stopped? 9090 08:21:42,860 --> 08:21:43,800 I don't think so. 9091 08:21:43,860 --> 08:21:45,900 Pretty damn good for a rookie's record. 9092 08:21:46,600 --> 08:21:47,220 Set the record. 9093 08:21:47,240 --> 08:21:48,180 Here's your first prize. 9094 08:21:48,180 --> 08:21:48,760 Set the record straight. 9095 08:21:50,360 --> 08:21:52,020 It's a mindset ship. 9096 08:21:56,040 --> 08:21:58,640 And another fucking forklift prize as well. 9097 08:21:59,640 --> 08:22:02,120 Great prize for a grown ass man. 9098 08:22:04,120 --> 08:22:04,940 Gotcha. 9099 08:22:04,940 --> 08:22:04,940 Gotcha. 9100 08:22:05,240 --> 08:22:07,240 Today you got to move cargo between warehouses. 9101 08:22:07,360 --> 08:22:07,720 No problem. 9102 08:22:07,720 --> 08:22:07,980 Gotcha. 9103 08:22:08,380 --> 08:22:11,300 First take a crate from here over to warehouse number eight. 9104 08:22:11,600 --> 08:22:12,580 And unload it there. 9105 08:22:13,080 --> 08:22:16,460 Then take a crate from warehouse number eight to warehouse number 18. 9106 08:22:16,460 --> 08:22:18,420 You know where that is right? 9107 08:22:18,580 --> 08:22:20,220 I take this to warehouse number eight. 9108 08:22:20,220 --> 08:22:23,280 Then I take number eight cargo to warehouse number 18. 9109 08:22:23,640 --> 08:22:24,700 I know the place like. 9110 08:22:24,700 --> 08:22:26,080 I know the place like the back of my hand. 9111 08:22:26,080 --> 08:22:27,880 The quote is written on the map. 9112 08:22:28,080 --> 08:22:29,700 On a wet Tuesday night. 9113 08:22:29,700 --> 08:22:37,180 Where am I going? 9114 08:22:37,240 --> 08:22:38,240 I'm going to number eight. 9115 08:22:40,440 --> 08:22:42,100 Or did he say go to 18? 9116 08:22:47,440 --> 08:22:47,920 Oh no. 9117 08:22:48,440 --> 08:22:48,880 Yeah. 9118 08:22:49,020 --> 08:22:49,300 The. 9119 08:22:50,480 --> 08:22:51,700 Elusive number eight. 9120 08:22:54,020 --> 08:22:55,560 Same ship pattern as yesterday. 9121 08:22:56,120 --> 08:22:56,580 So Jimmy. 9122 08:22:56,920 --> 08:22:59,020 Do you remember like three fucking ships ago. 9123 08:22:59,120 --> 08:22:59,500 We were like. 9124 08:22:59,580 --> 08:23:00,880 This is the last one. 9125 08:23:01,220 --> 08:23:03,100 What's the situation now? 9126 08:23:03,180 --> 08:23:05,100 We're looking at the last ship now or what? 9127 08:23:05,160 --> 08:23:05,540 Because. 9128 08:23:06,420 --> 08:23:07,220 To be honest with you. 9129 08:23:07,280 --> 08:23:08,880 I'm putting a brave faith on things. 9130 08:23:08,940 --> 08:23:09,620 But I'm crumbling. 9131 08:23:10,620 --> 08:23:12,560 I'm beginning to crumble on the inside. 9132 08:23:13,280 --> 08:23:15,480 And I didn't want to let anyone know that. 9133 08:23:17,260 --> 08:23:19,480 What the fucking state of play after this? 9134 08:23:20,120 --> 08:23:20,560 What? 9135 08:23:20,560 --> 08:23:34,840 I don't. 9136 08:23:34,840 --> 08:23:34,840 I don't. 9137 08:23:35,400 --> 08:23:37,060 Remember it being this long. 9138 08:23:38,720 --> 08:23:39,780 Five years ago. 9139 08:23:41,000 --> 08:23:41,360 You know. 9140 08:23:42,700 --> 08:23:45,020 Not a fucking cat in hell's chance. 9141 08:23:45,580 --> 08:23:47,480 That it went on this long five years ago. 9142 08:23:48,980 --> 08:23:51,700 Can you bring the return crates while dropping off those? 9143 08:23:52,780 --> 08:23:53,940 That makes sense. 9144 08:23:54,640 --> 08:23:55,500 Oh my god. 9145 08:23:57,200 --> 08:23:58,580 That makes sense doesn't it? 9146 08:24:00,920 --> 08:24:01,680 That is. 9147 08:24:07,680 --> 08:24:08,400 Fucking hell. 9148 08:24:12,740 --> 08:24:14,280 Big shout out to Tommy there. 9149 08:24:14,360 --> 08:24:15,960 Who's coming clutch with some. 9150 08:24:17,440 --> 08:24:18,480 Big brain. 9151 08:24:19,480 --> 08:24:20,040 Ideas. 9152 08:24:21,360 --> 08:24:22,340 Unbelievable stuff. 9153 08:24:24,820 --> 08:24:27,380 Tactical Tommy back there with the fucking big brain. 9154 08:24:31,580 --> 08:24:36,100 Owl Megamind himself there lurking in the rafters of the chat. 9155 08:24:36,220 --> 08:24:37,280 Ready to dispatch. 9156 08:24:37,940 --> 08:24:40,140 Quality tidbits of tips and tricks. 9157 08:24:41,860 --> 08:24:44,860 I wonder how long you were sitting on that fucking golden egg. 9158 08:24:44,920 --> 08:24:45,500 Huh Tommy? 9159 08:24:46,060 --> 08:24:47,380 You golden goose. 9160 08:24:48,040 --> 08:24:49,000 How are you getting on? 9161 08:24:49,860 --> 08:24:52,080 You seem to be a good skin Tommy. 9162 08:24:52,080 --> 08:24:57,760 As if I've known you all my life. 9163 08:25:08,880 --> 08:25:09,680 Pork stacks. 9164 08:25:15,880 --> 08:25:16,640 Look at this. 9165 08:25:17,760 --> 08:25:18,780 Fucking brilliant man. 9166 08:25:21,580 --> 08:25:22,360 Oh man. 9167 08:25:22,400 --> 08:25:23,760 It just feels so nice. 9168 08:25:24,260 --> 08:25:25,880 Leaving that last warehouse. 9169 08:25:26,380 --> 08:25:27,340 With another load. 9170 08:25:27,560 --> 08:25:28,000 And just. 9171 08:25:28,940 --> 08:25:30,960 Dropping that load off in another place. 9172 08:25:31,080 --> 08:25:34,140 And then that's only around the corner from your previous load. 9173 08:25:36,140 --> 08:25:37,300 Thank you very much. 9174 08:25:37,380 --> 08:25:38,620 Forklift Freddy there. 9175 08:25:38,740 --> 08:25:39,320 Who's tipped. 9176 08:25:40,820 --> 08:25:41,720 Beautifully there. 9177 08:25:43,060 --> 08:25:43,900 And sensuously. 9178 08:25:45,220 --> 08:25:46,900 And given us a haiku. 9179 08:25:47,080 --> 08:25:48,400 Or a poem of some sort. 9180 08:25:49,580 --> 08:25:51,840 In a forklift bugue state. 9181 08:25:52,580 --> 08:25:53,340 The fisherman. 9182 08:25:53,880 --> 08:25:55,440 Making me irate. 9183 08:25:57,580 --> 08:25:58,560 At peace. 9184 08:25:58,760 --> 08:26:00,020 And ready to create. 9185 08:26:00,920 --> 08:26:01,940 Get lost. 9186 08:26:02,300 --> 08:26:03,560 Uncle Tisky mate. 9187 08:26:04,560 --> 08:26:05,240 Moving from. 9188 08:26:05,240 --> 08:26:05,380 Oh. 9189 08:26:05,540 --> 08:26:06,660 Forgot my box. 9190 08:26:07,140 --> 08:26:08,180 Because I was reading a poem. 9191 08:26:09,380 --> 08:26:10,040 Get lost. 9192 08:26:10,120 --> 08:26:11,280 Uncle Tisky mate. 9193 08:26:11,900 --> 08:26:13,220 Moving from warehouse. 9194 08:26:13,400 --> 08:26:13,800 Eight. 9195 08:26:14,620 --> 08:26:15,860 But the long za. 9196 08:26:16,020 --> 08:26:16,960 Are so late. 9197 08:26:17,740 --> 08:26:18,860 Congrats on the win. 9198 08:26:19,120 --> 08:26:19,560 Beautiful. 9199 08:26:19,740 --> 08:26:20,180 Powerful. 9200 08:26:20,280 --> 08:26:20,920 Deep stuff. 9201 08:26:21,120 --> 08:26:21,400 From. 9202 08:26:22,300 --> 08:26:23,460 From Forklift. 9203 08:26:23,880 --> 08:26:24,720 Freddy there. 9204 08:26:26,400 --> 08:26:28,120 Last crate was meant to go to 18. 9205 08:26:28,520 --> 08:26:28,720 Yeah. 9206 08:26:28,800 --> 08:26:29,460 I went to 18. 9207 08:26:30,660 --> 08:26:31,720 I dropped it in 18. 9208 08:26:31,840 --> 08:26:32,520 What's the big deal? 9209 08:26:32,520 --> 08:26:38,120 I think maybe you're thinking of. 9210 08:26:39,740 --> 08:26:42,120 Me dropping that last crate in number eight. 9211 08:26:44,800 --> 08:26:46,980 I'm just getting lost in box here. 9212 08:26:48,560 --> 08:26:49,860 Caught in a trap. 9213 08:26:51,080 --> 08:26:52,580 There's no turning back. 9214 08:26:54,000 --> 08:26:55,520 We're lost in box. 9215 08:26:55,520 --> 08:27:09,600 You've got to get fired by doing no work. 9216 08:27:09,680 --> 08:27:10,280 That's bollocks. 9217 08:27:10,280 --> 08:27:10,320 That's bollocks. 9218 08:27:19,060 --> 08:27:20,340 No offense. 9219 08:27:20,560 --> 08:27:21,180 Sorry there. 9220 08:27:21,500 --> 08:27:22,480 I don't want you to take that. 9221 08:27:22,600 --> 08:27:23,060 Like the right. 9222 08:27:23,620 --> 08:27:25,780 That sounded very undignified. 9223 08:27:26,020 --> 08:27:26,820 And not nice. 9224 08:27:27,420 --> 08:27:30,200 But it's just that I've become the victim there. 9225 08:27:30,320 --> 08:27:30,800 Dandruff. 9226 08:27:31,020 --> 08:27:31,240 Of. 9227 08:27:31,960 --> 08:27:32,640 A few. 9228 08:27:33,420 --> 08:27:35,520 Wrong informational japes. 9229 08:27:36,160 --> 08:27:37,240 At my expense. 9230 08:27:37,660 --> 08:27:38,600 Yesterday evening. 9231 08:27:38,760 --> 08:27:40,080 I spent a long time. 9232 08:27:41,280 --> 08:27:42,240 telling the stream. 9233 08:27:42,240 --> 08:27:43,380 That I was going to bypass. 9234 08:27:43,720 --> 08:27:44,700 The fucking forklift thing. 9235 08:27:45,380 --> 08:27:45,540 And. 9236 08:27:45,900 --> 08:27:46,800 I can't remember. 9237 08:27:46,980 --> 08:27:48,240 Getting fired from the job. 9238 08:27:48,320 --> 08:27:49,000 In the last game. 9239 08:27:50,220 --> 08:27:51,480 And if that's the case. 9240 08:27:51,640 --> 08:27:51,960 That you. 9241 08:27:52,040 --> 08:27:52,780 You get fired. 9242 08:27:52,920 --> 08:27:53,900 And then the game progresses. 9243 08:27:54,800 --> 08:27:55,420 Then I. 9244 08:27:55,640 --> 08:27:56,940 I'm on a mission here. 9245 08:27:57,160 --> 08:27:58,160 To see how far. 9246 08:27:58,260 --> 08:27:59,380 I can take this job. 9247 08:28:00,020 --> 08:28:00,740 This has become. 9248 08:28:01,180 --> 08:28:02,160 A war of attrition. 9249 08:28:02,640 --> 08:28:04,020 That a mindset shift. 9250 08:28:04,160 --> 08:28:04,960 That I have had. 9251 08:28:05,360 --> 08:28:06,160 Has changed. 9252 08:28:06,260 --> 08:28:07,020 Into a positive. 9253 08:28:07,740 --> 08:28:08,220 And. 9254 08:28:08,400 --> 08:28:09,740 I'm not going to. 9255 08:28:10,700 --> 08:28:11,900 Shirk my duties. 9256 08:28:16,700 --> 08:28:17,660 I understand. 9257 08:28:17,660 --> 08:28:18,880 That this is not. 9258 08:28:19,020 --> 08:28:19,460 The right. 9259 08:28:19,580 --> 08:28:20,480 Kind of content. 9260 08:28:20,620 --> 08:28:21,380 That people want. 9261 08:28:22,280 --> 08:28:23,580 But I can't. 9262 08:28:23,800 --> 08:28:24,860 Let go of it anymore. 9263 08:28:25,000 --> 08:28:25,960 I can't drop the box. 9264 08:28:25,960 --> 08:28:26,380 On this. 9265 08:28:30,940 --> 08:28:31,820 People leveling. 9266 08:28:32,160 --> 08:28:32,640 Accusations. 9267 08:28:32,760 --> 08:28:33,480 Of insanity. 9268 08:28:33,780 --> 08:28:34,480 Saying there needs. 9269 08:28:34,500 --> 08:28:35,400 To be an intervention. 9270 08:28:35,400 --> 08:28:38,640 There was talk. 9271 08:28:38,660 --> 08:28:39,180 Of a fucking. 9272 08:28:39,180 --> 08:28:40,160 Midlife crisis. 9273 08:28:40,160 --> 08:28:41,180 Going on there. 9274 08:28:41,280 --> 08:28:42,220 Earlier on in the week. 9275 08:28:42,260 --> 08:28:42,980 Or last week. 9276 08:28:43,160 --> 08:28:43,420 You know. 9277 08:28:43,840 --> 08:28:44,220 It's. 9278 08:28:44,460 --> 08:28:45,340 It seems to be. 9279 08:28:45,420 --> 08:28:45,640 That. 9280 08:28:48,920 --> 08:28:50,320 Maybe people can see. 9281 08:28:50,440 --> 08:28:51,200 That I'm at my. 9282 08:28:51,200 --> 08:28:52,360 Highest height here. 9283 08:28:53,180 --> 08:28:54,380 I'm never going to. 9284 08:28:54,540 --> 08:28:55,600 Reach a higher level. 9285 08:28:55,600 --> 08:28:56,100 Than this. 9286 08:28:56,300 --> 08:28:56,720 In life. 9287 08:28:57,260 --> 08:28:57,820 And they're out. 9288 08:28:57,880 --> 08:28:58,280 To get me. 9289 08:28:58,340 --> 08:28:59,020 To take me down. 9290 08:28:59,580 --> 08:29:00,500 Because they're jealous. 9291 08:29:00,620 --> 08:29:01,800 Of my boxmanship. 9292 08:29:02,740 --> 08:29:03,560 And my ability. 9293 08:29:03,560 --> 08:29:04,520 To stick. 9294 08:29:04,960 --> 08:29:06,260 And put box away. 9295 08:29:06,600 --> 08:29:07,160 Like there's. 9296 08:29:07,340 --> 08:29:07,940 No tomorrow. 9297 08:29:09,860 --> 08:29:10,760 I'm afraid. 9298 08:29:11,140 --> 08:29:12,520 That this is my calling. 9299 08:29:13,020 --> 08:29:13,820 I'm here. 9300 08:29:14,960 --> 08:29:16,020 Everybody look. 9301 08:29:19,480 --> 08:29:20,440 But I tell you. 9302 08:29:20,600 --> 08:29:21,540 I will be. 9303 08:29:21,760 --> 08:29:22,000 Eating. 9304 08:29:22,120 --> 08:29:22,860 Humble pie. 9305 08:29:23,040 --> 08:29:23,340 And me. 9306 08:29:23,440 --> 08:29:24,680 I'd be very concerned. 9307 08:29:26,340 --> 08:29:27,700 If I've got this wrong. 9308 08:29:27,780 --> 08:29:28,460 And I've been leaving. 9309 08:29:28,700 --> 08:29:29,100 These boxes. 9310 08:29:29,220 --> 08:29:30,060 In the wrong warehouse. 9311 08:29:30,060 --> 08:29:30,380 I'm here. 9312 08:29:38,880 --> 08:29:40,160 Ollie Smith there. 9313 08:29:40,600 --> 08:29:41,240 Asking if. 9314 08:29:41,400 --> 08:29:42,360 24 hours. 9315 08:29:42,800 --> 08:29:43,680 Or demanding. 9316 08:29:43,920 --> 08:29:44,760 24 hours. 9317 08:29:46,360 --> 08:29:46,760 I. 9318 08:29:47,440 --> 08:29:48,540 I wouldn't like. 9319 08:29:48,620 --> 08:29:49,260 To tempt fate. 9320 08:29:49,260 --> 08:29:49,780 Like that. 9321 08:29:49,880 --> 08:29:50,000 I. 9322 08:29:50,080 --> 08:29:50,840 I think that could be. 9323 08:29:50,920 --> 08:29:51,600 Putting my health. 9324 08:29:51,680 --> 08:29:52,280 In jeopardy. 9325 08:29:53,220 --> 08:29:54,020 But fuck it. 9326 08:29:54,060 --> 08:29:54,560 Let's do it. 9327 08:29:54,660 --> 08:29:54,760 No. 9328 08:29:54,820 --> 08:29:55,140 I'm only messing. 9329 08:29:55,680 --> 08:29:56,300 Let's wait. 9330 08:29:56,360 --> 08:29:57,640 And see how we get on with this. 9331 08:29:57,720 --> 08:29:58,300 I can't. 9332 08:29:58,500 --> 08:29:58,960 Say. 9333 08:29:59,400 --> 08:29:59,960 Yes to that. 9334 08:30:00,020 --> 08:30:01,160 That's a fucking heavy one. 9335 08:30:02,220 --> 08:30:03,320 But if there was a chance. 9336 08:30:03,420 --> 08:30:04,200 That she could actually. 9337 08:30:04,660 --> 08:30:05,800 Max this out forever. 9338 08:30:06,340 --> 08:30:07,980 I'd like to see how far I could go. 9339 08:30:09,420 --> 08:30:10,480 Thank you very much there. 9340 08:30:10,580 --> 08:30:11,380 Nuremberg. 9341 08:30:12,540 --> 08:30:13,360 For the tip. 9342 08:30:15,240 --> 08:30:16,660 I forgot my box there. 9343 08:30:16,740 --> 08:30:17,280 So it's a good. 9344 08:30:17,420 --> 08:30:17,880 It's a. 9345 08:30:18,760 --> 08:30:19,720 It's a good good. 9346 08:30:19,840 --> 08:30:20,240 That the. 9347 08:30:20,420 --> 08:30:21,960 The final whistle was blown. 9348 08:30:22,480 --> 08:30:23,060 So to speak. 9349 08:30:35,060 --> 08:30:36,220 Pure boxmanship. 9350 08:30:39,220 --> 08:30:40,260 Snack box. 9351 08:30:40,900 --> 08:30:42,000 How about that huh? 9352 08:30:42,740 --> 08:30:44,420 But we're on a lunch break again. 9353 08:30:44,540 --> 08:30:46,200 There's no way we can move any box. 9354 08:30:46,200 --> 08:30:47,440 For another couple of hours. 9355 08:30:47,600 --> 08:30:48,580 But what I will say. 9356 08:30:48,700 --> 08:30:48,960 And what I. 9357 08:30:49,140 --> 08:30:49,900 What I want to. 9358 08:30:50,540 --> 08:30:51,360 What I want to say. 9359 08:30:51,500 --> 08:30:51,760 Is that. 9360 08:30:52,140 --> 08:30:53,360 Thanks very much for. 9361 08:30:53,900 --> 08:30:55,260 Speaking with us on this. 9362 08:30:55,860 --> 08:30:56,600 This quest. 9363 08:30:56,720 --> 08:30:57,120 I didn't. 9364 08:30:57,380 --> 08:30:58,860 Expect it to go on this long. 9365 08:30:58,960 --> 08:30:59,120 But. 9366 08:31:00,640 --> 08:31:03,060 I really have gotten into the zone now. 9367 08:31:03,280 --> 08:31:03,500 And. 9368 08:31:03,960 --> 08:31:04,800 Bolstered by. 9369 08:31:05,040 --> 08:31:05,440 Pasta. 9370 08:31:05,680 --> 08:31:06,360 Pen pasta. 9371 08:31:07,660 --> 08:31:08,140 Biscuits. 9372 08:31:08,600 --> 08:31:09,200 Tea bags. 9373 08:31:09,420 --> 08:31:10,100 And water. 9374 08:31:10,540 --> 08:31:11,720 Gusto in the chat. 9375 08:31:11,720 --> 08:31:12,800 Well wishers. 9376 08:31:13,840 --> 08:31:14,800 Top tippers. 9377 08:31:15,260 --> 08:31:16,860 And sound fucking slippers. 9378 08:31:16,860 --> 08:31:19,520 I feel as though. 9379 08:31:19,660 --> 08:31:19,800 I've. 9380 08:31:19,800 --> 08:31:20,100 I've. 9381 08:31:20,660 --> 08:31:21,380 Transcended. 9382 08:31:22,920 --> 08:31:24,220 Basic stream. 9383 08:31:24,440 --> 08:31:24,880 Francis. 9384 08:31:25,560 --> 08:31:25,980 Level. 9385 08:31:26,940 --> 08:31:28,780 And I've gone beyond that. 9386 08:31:28,880 --> 08:31:30,200 I've gone above and beyond that. 9387 08:31:30,280 --> 08:31:30,360 And. 9388 08:31:30,520 --> 08:31:32,000 I'm now in some sort of fucking. 9389 08:31:32,120 --> 08:31:32,660 Zen like. 9390 08:31:32,800 --> 08:31:33,420 Flow state. 9391 08:31:33,840 --> 08:31:35,640 That I could never have hoped to have. 9392 08:31:36,160 --> 08:31:36,560 Reached. 9393 08:31:36,700 --> 08:31:37,620 Or never imagined. 9394 08:31:37,860 --> 08:31:38,960 I'd ever reached before. 9395 08:31:38,960 --> 08:31:43,540 I want to say thank you very much. 9396 08:31:43,600 --> 08:31:45,360 And thank you very much to everybody who was. 9397 08:31:45,700 --> 08:31:47,360 There back in five years ago. 9398 08:31:47,900 --> 08:31:48,400 Given it. 9399 08:31:48,960 --> 08:31:49,800 The big bamboo. 9400 08:31:49,980 --> 08:31:50,820 Five years ago. 9401 08:31:50,900 --> 08:31:51,100 When. 9402 08:31:51,840 --> 08:31:51,980 It. 9403 08:31:52,080 --> 08:31:53,500 This was all just a new. 9404 08:31:53,960 --> 08:31:54,360 Concept. 9405 08:31:54,620 --> 08:31:55,500 The idea of a. 9406 08:31:56,060 --> 08:31:56,900 A Japanese. 9407 08:31:57,800 --> 08:31:58,720 Fighting based. 9408 08:31:58,900 --> 08:31:59,420 RPG. 9409 08:32:00,020 --> 08:32:01,360 Where you go to work. 9410 08:32:01,580 --> 08:32:02,880 And go to bed on a night. 9411 08:32:03,740 --> 08:32:04,120 Truly. 9412 08:32:06,620 --> 08:32:07,020 Beyond. 9413 08:32:08,480 --> 08:32:10,620 Any sort of fucking video game concept. 9414 08:32:10,720 --> 08:32:11,340 I've ever played. 9415 08:32:12,300 --> 08:32:12,580 Uh. 9416 08:32:12,880 --> 08:32:14,780 I want to say thanks to those guys as well. 9417 08:32:14,780 --> 08:32:15,140 Excuse me. 9418 08:32:15,140 --> 08:32:16,820 The OG Shenmue crew. 9419 08:32:16,820 --> 08:32:17,280 Please be alone will you. 9420 08:32:17,840 --> 08:32:19,180 I need to rest now. 9421 08:32:23,280 --> 08:32:24,100 But I would. 9422 08:32:24,200 --> 08:32:25,040 I would kill. 9423 08:32:27,040 --> 08:32:28,260 For a solid. 9424 08:32:28,700 --> 08:32:29,100 Chunk. 9425 08:32:30,020 --> 08:32:31,140 Of information. 9426 08:32:31,460 --> 08:32:33,880 Regarding where I am in this game at the moment. 9427 08:32:34,100 --> 08:32:35,620 And whereabouts I'm headed. 9428 08:32:35,820 --> 08:32:36,780 And what day it is. 9429 08:32:36,840 --> 08:32:38,780 And how much time is left in the forklift. 9430 08:32:39,280 --> 08:32:40,160 I'd love that. 9431 08:32:41,260 --> 08:32:42,260 I really would. 9432 08:32:44,280 --> 08:32:45,140 But there's. 9433 08:32:45,420 --> 08:32:46,160 As of yet. 9434 08:32:46,640 --> 08:32:48,120 There doesn't seem to have been. 9435 08:32:48,120 --> 08:32:49,020 Any clear. 9436 08:32:49,180 --> 08:32:49,900 Or concise. 9437 08:32:50,380 --> 08:32:50,820 Information. 9438 08:32:52,180 --> 08:32:53,040 Given to me. 9439 08:33:05,060 --> 08:33:05,380 Uh. 9440 08:33:05,480 --> 08:33:05,720 It's. 9441 08:33:05,800 --> 08:33:07,900 And it's definitely not 22% complete. 9442 08:33:08,020 --> 08:33:08,480 Memeing aside. 9443 08:33:08,580 --> 08:33:08,920 Very glad. 9444 08:33:09,000 --> 08:33:09,740 Seem to be in good form. 9445 08:33:10,080 --> 08:33:10,380 Look. 9446 08:33:10,480 --> 08:33:11,200 The good form. 9447 08:33:11,400 --> 08:33:12,900 Obviously it takes a dip there. 9448 08:33:13,000 --> 08:33:13,460 Earlier on. 9449 08:33:13,600 --> 08:33:14,680 It was bad form. 9450 08:33:14,800 --> 08:33:15,300 At around. 9451 08:33:15,300 --> 08:33:16,280 I'd say about. 9452 08:33:17,060 --> 08:33:18,140 Five o'clock. 9453 08:33:18,240 --> 08:33:19,160 Maybe half five. 9454 08:33:19,660 --> 08:33:20,880 But the mindset shift. 9455 08:33:21,100 --> 08:33:21,760 Has really. 9456 08:33:22,240 --> 08:33:22,580 Really. 9457 08:33:22,980 --> 08:33:23,760 Put pay to that. 9458 08:33:24,040 --> 08:33:24,480 Situation. 9459 08:33:26,360 --> 08:33:27,120 Ollie Smith. 9460 08:33:27,320 --> 08:33:27,740 I would. 9461 08:33:27,960 --> 08:33:28,700 I don't want to. 9462 08:33:28,920 --> 08:33:29,500 Google it. 9463 08:33:29,540 --> 08:33:31,560 Because I don't want to move away from this game. 9464 08:33:32,120 --> 08:33:32,440 Yes. 9465 08:33:32,720 --> 08:33:33,640 Can I help you? 9466 08:33:34,500 --> 08:33:34,720 Like. 9467 08:33:34,720 --> 08:33:36,680 I tried to put on the Jamie Carragher video. 9468 08:33:36,920 --> 08:33:37,380 Earlier on. 9469 08:33:37,460 --> 08:33:37,480 And. 9470 08:33:39,020 --> 08:33:40,140 It took me out. 9471 08:33:40,140 --> 08:33:40,140 It took me out. 9472 08:33:51,820 --> 08:33:52,140 Um. 9473 08:33:57,400 --> 08:33:59,640 Johnson Lobster said there's two days left after this. 9474 08:33:59,700 --> 08:34:00,580 Two days of work. 9475 08:34:01,140 --> 08:34:01,440 How. 9476 08:34:01,600 --> 08:34:02,780 How would you know that? 9477 08:34:05,720 --> 08:34:07,480 Just having a look here at the amount of money. 9478 08:34:07,560 --> 08:34:08,660 57,000 yen. 9479 08:34:08,740 --> 08:34:10,460 That's nowhere near enough for the ticket. 9480 08:34:14,800 --> 08:34:16,180 And you stream in a hot tub. 9481 08:34:16,280 --> 08:34:17,300 I don't own one. 9482 08:34:17,340 --> 08:34:18,300 And even if I did. 9483 08:34:19,080 --> 08:34:21,680 I wouldn't be doing those kind of streams now. 9484 08:34:23,420 --> 08:34:25,080 The next two weeks are crucial. 9485 08:34:34,420 --> 08:34:36,280 I think that's wrong in saying there. 9486 08:34:36,380 --> 08:34:36,580 That you. 9487 08:34:36,680 --> 08:34:38,540 Despite the reason you're not at a one to one with your boss. 9488 08:34:38,620 --> 08:34:38,820 Oh yeah. 9489 08:34:38,900 --> 08:34:39,900 I actually haven't. 9490 08:34:40,040 --> 08:34:41,440 I've only talked to. 9491 08:34:42,900 --> 08:34:43,340 Mark. 9492 08:34:44,620 --> 08:34:45,280 Excuse me. 9493 08:34:46,200 --> 08:34:46,580 Sorry. 9494 08:34:46,740 --> 08:34:47,720 Thank you very much there. 9495 08:34:47,720 --> 08:34:48,960 Big tripod. 9496 08:34:49,760 --> 08:34:51,020 Very very kind of you there. 9497 08:34:51,020 --> 08:34:51,480 For the tip. 9498 08:34:51,480 --> 08:34:51,700 Don't lawyer around here. 9499 08:34:52,200 --> 08:34:52,800 Simply say. 9500 08:34:53,060 --> 08:34:53,660 Seagate. 9501 08:34:53,760 --> 08:34:54,000 Is it? 9502 08:34:54,060 --> 08:34:54,240 Yeah. 9503 08:34:55,560 --> 08:34:56,240 Wait a minute. 9504 08:34:57,380 --> 08:34:57,720 Hey. 9505 08:34:57,960 --> 08:34:58,900 You're not authorized. 9506 08:34:59,980 --> 08:35:01,800 You can't be here without authorization. 9507 08:35:01,800 --> 08:35:04,800 Oh. 9508 08:35:09,560 --> 08:35:10,560 Hey there. 9509 08:35:13,420 --> 08:35:14,160 Excuse me. 9510 08:35:14,820 --> 08:35:15,220 Yeah. 9511 08:35:15,720 --> 08:35:17,320 Have you heard anything about a deal? 9512 08:35:17,880 --> 08:35:19,700 You mean the Mad Angels deal? 9513 08:35:20,160 --> 08:35:20,740 That's right. 9514 08:35:21,160 --> 08:35:22,740 I don't know anything about it. 9515 08:35:23,140 --> 08:35:23,900 Is that so? 9516 08:35:24,160 --> 08:35:28,540 How would you have to avoid shortcuts delivering boxes and go long ways around to trigger new cutscenes? 9517 08:35:28,680 --> 08:35:29,200 No you don't. 9518 08:35:29,580 --> 08:35:29,800 I mean. 9519 08:35:29,880 --> 08:35:30,880 You put a question mark. 9520 08:35:31,060 --> 08:35:31,880 In there Darrencey. 9521 08:35:32,220 --> 08:35:32,940 You're asking. 9522 08:35:33,260 --> 08:35:33,760 I see. 9523 08:35:34,260 --> 08:35:34,660 Thanks. 9524 08:35:34,880 --> 08:35:37,840 This guy is probably just giving me some solid info there. 9525 08:35:39,740 --> 08:35:41,000 Hanging around the cafeteria. 9526 08:35:41,200 --> 08:35:41,460 When? 9527 08:35:41,580 --> 08:35:42,660 At lunch time is it? 9528 08:35:45,520 --> 08:35:50,520 We've got half an hour left until we have to start a shift so hopefully we can get to the cafeteria again here. 9529 08:35:50,520 --> 08:36:02,140 We've got half an hour left until we have to start a shift so we can get to the cafeteria again. 9530 08:36:02,140 --> 08:36:02,800 We can get to the cafeteria again here. 9531 08:36:02,800 --> 08:36:03,800 We can get to the cafeteria again here. 9532 08:36:03,800 --> 08:36:17,580 So I just after all my bluster there just got a fucking blast of not negative equity or energy but there was a bit of a fucking downturn in the spirits. 9533 08:36:17,580 --> 08:36:19,080 Not spirits but just the gusto. 9534 08:36:19,080 --> 08:36:21,020 We need to keep the gusto flowing as well. 9535 08:36:21,020 --> 08:36:24,960 Maybe because I haven't been in tomato since I've been in here. 9536 08:36:25,360 --> 08:36:28,280 Maybe I need to go into tomato to trigger another cutscene. 9537 08:36:30,420 --> 08:36:31,120 Come on. 9538 08:36:33,340 --> 08:36:34,240 Oh my god. 9539 08:36:34,280 --> 08:36:35,180 It was here all along. 9540 08:36:35,260 --> 08:36:35,480 Was it? 9541 08:36:35,960 --> 08:36:36,760 Harbor Lounge. 9542 08:36:39,760 --> 08:36:40,460 Excuse me. 9543 08:36:41,260 --> 08:36:41,740 Yes. 9544 08:36:41,880 --> 08:36:42,660 What is it? 9545 08:36:43,920 --> 08:36:46,820 Do you know anything about some deal the mad angels are making? 9546 08:36:47,540 --> 08:36:47,980 Hey. 9547 08:36:48,360 --> 08:36:49,500 Watch what you say. 9548 08:36:49,980 --> 08:36:52,040 Don't talk about them so loudly. 9549 08:36:52,500 --> 08:36:53,360 You don't say. 9550 08:36:53,380 --> 08:36:54,300 Thank you very much. 9551 08:36:55,020 --> 08:36:56,300 Thanks for the extended stream. 9552 08:36:56,460 --> 08:36:56,960 No problem. 9553 08:36:57,580 --> 08:37:00,160 Thanks for the extended custard cream. 9554 08:37:00,320 --> 08:37:00,960 Very kind of you. 9555 08:37:01,280 --> 08:37:04,000 But she hasn't given us anything worth thinking about. 9556 08:37:04,000 --> 08:37:04,440 About the mad angels. 9557 08:37:05,080 --> 08:37:08,240 You're way too attractive to want to hang with them. 9558 08:37:08,840 --> 08:37:11,600 We should aim for better things than life on the harbor. 9559 08:37:12,280 --> 08:37:14,800 I know all about how to get an audition. 9560 08:37:15,500 --> 08:37:15,800 No. 9561 08:37:16,040 --> 08:37:16,840 I'm not interested. 9562 08:37:17,840 --> 08:37:19,080 An audition doing what? 9563 08:37:21,100 --> 08:37:21,700 Right. 9564 08:37:21,800 --> 08:37:22,420 Let's move. 9565 08:37:30,220 --> 08:37:32,060 Harbor cafeteria. 9566 08:37:32,060 --> 08:37:32,100 Harbor cafeteria. 9567 08:37:39,780 --> 08:37:40,880 There's the boss there. 9568 08:37:40,980 --> 08:37:42,720 Maybe he has some information. 9569 08:37:42,980 --> 08:37:44,320 Shed a bit of light on the situation. 9570 08:37:44,320 --> 08:37:45,340 Hello, Yara-san. 9571 08:37:45,940 --> 08:37:46,740 Hey there, kid. 9572 08:37:47,260 --> 08:37:48,060 It's Dior. 9573 08:37:48,620 --> 08:37:49,000 Yeah. 9574 08:37:49,000 --> 08:37:49,000 Yeah. 9575 08:37:49,000 --> 08:37:49,660 I know. 9576 08:37:49,660 --> 08:37:50,320 I know. 9577 08:37:50,840 --> 08:37:52,120 You getting the hang of things? 9578 08:37:52,660 --> 08:37:52,940 Yeah. 9579 08:37:53,180 --> 08:37:53,980 I'm catching on. 9580 08:37:54,460 --> 08:37:55,120 That's good. 9581 08:37:57,180 --> 08:37:58,940 Give up the good work, kid. 9582 08:37:59,500 --> 08:37:59,760 Um. 9583 08:38:00,260 --> 08:38:01,120 It's Dior. 9584 08:38:01,680 --> 08:38:02,040 Yeah. 9585 08:38:02,180 --> 08:38:02,740 I know. 9586 08:38:02,880 --> 08:38:03,400 I know. 9587 08:38:05,300 --> 08:38:06,140 Fucking hell. 9588 08:38:11,260 --> 08:38:11,920 Excuse me. 9589 08:38:11,920 --> 08:38:11,920 Excuse me. 9590 08:38:12,600 --> 08:38:13,100 Yes. 9591 08:38:13,380 --> 08:38:14,140 What is it? 9592 08:38:15,740 --> 08:38:16,220 Ma'am? 9593 08:38:16,580 --> 08:38:17,380 What is it? 9594 08:38:17,820 --> 08:38:19,080 Are you hungry or something? 9595 08:38:19,600 --> 08:38:21,220 Don't worry about money. 9596 08:38:21,740 --> 08:38:23,780 You can eat without paying sometimes. 9597 08:38:24,440 --> 08:38:24,740 No. 9598 08:38:24,960 --> 08:38:25,640 It's not that. 9599 08:38:28,520 --> 08:38:29,100 Back to work. 9600 08:38:29,100 --> 08:38:29,720 Back to work. 9601 08:38:33,600 --> 08:38:35,540 First, take the cargo to warehouse number eight. 9602 08:38:35,940 --> 08:38:37,800 Then, go to warehouse number 18. 9603 08:38:38,600 --> 08:38:39,320 No problem. 9604 08:38:45,480 --> 08:38:46,020 Oh, yeah. 9605 08:38:46,080 --> 08:38:46,600 Let's get back. 9606 08:38:46,660 --> 08:38:46,800 Sorry. 9607 08:38:46,880 --> 08:38:51,080 There's a bit of a lull there because it was just me wondering what is going on. 9608 08:38:52,020 --> 08:38:53,780 No, what the fuck is going on? 9609 08:38:53,860 --> 08:38:55,040 This doesn't last this long. 9610 08:38:55,100 --> 08:38:56,100 It shouldn't last this long. 9611 08:38:56,100 --> 08:39:07,500 I don't know who I feel more sorry for here. 9612 08:39:07,820 --> 08:39:10,700 Myself or the viewer having to contend with this. 9613 08:39:14,280 --> 08:39:16,880 Never ending charade of boxmanship. 9614 08:39:18,520 --> 08:39:20,600 It is some sort of gaming purgatory. 9615 08:39:20,720 --> 08:39:22,100 Maybe this is a punishment for... 9616 08:39:23,420 --> 08:39:25,180 For something. 9617 08:39:25,320 --> 08:39:25,640 I don't know. 9618 08:39:25,640 --> 08:39:27,280 I really don't know. 9619 08:39:35,040 --> 08:39:38,700 I wouldn't mind if I got to sleep at the harbour. 9620 08:39:39,300 --> 08:39:42,120 It's the going home and getting the bus back and all that kind of shite. 9621 08:39:42,320 --> 08:39:43,000 It hurts. 9622 08:39:43,560 --> 08:39:44,500 It really hurts. 9623 08:39:46,660 --> 08:39:48,360 Too much box can kill a man. 9624 08:39:52,900 --> 08:39:54,860 Here is something you can't understand. 9625 08:39:54,860 --> 08:39:58,100 I don't understand how I can just drive a box. 9626 08:39:58,300 --> 08:39:59,620 How I can just deliver a box. 9627 08:39:59,920 --> 08:40:01,820 And I nearly ran a cat over there as well. 9628 08:40:01,940 --> 08:40:09,600 But thankfully that just isn't going to be an addition to the many horrors of Genmui. 9629 08:40:10,660 --> 08:40:11,900 Thank you very much. 9630 08:40:11,900 --> 08:40:13,040 Thank you very much there for your tip. 9631 08:40:13,040 --> 08:40:13,540 Very kind. 9632 08:40:13,540 --> 08:40:15,020 I'm getting a bit sloppy here. 9633 08:40:15,100 --> 08:40:17,060 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9634 08:40:18,900 --> 08:40:24,220 The exit 8 might have been monotonous. 9635 08:40:24,220 --> 08:40:24,220 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9636 08:40:24,220 --> 08:40:24,220 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9637 08:40:24,220 --> 08:40:24,220 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9638 08:40:24,220 --> 08:40:24,640 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9639 08:40:24,640 --> 08:40:25,140 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9640 08:40:25,140 --> 08:40:25,640 It's time to go first person view mode again. 9641 08:40:25,640 --> 08:40:28,960 Do you know? 9642 08:40:28,960 --> 08:40:29,020 Do you know? 9643 08:40:34,400 --> 08:40:37,420 Just read on a forum that an event triggers. 9644 08:40:37,420 --> 08:40:41,340 But only if you go a certain way between moving the crates. 9645 08:40:42,020 --> 08:40:43,040 Different route maybe? 9646 08:40:43,320 --> 08:40:43,680 Question mark. 9647 08:40:44,480 --> 08:40:46,480 That's great to hear that lads. 9648 08:40:46,560 --> 08:40:46,900 But I mean. 9649 08:40:47,580 --> 08:40:49,740 Just a bit of specifics would be nice. 9650 08:40:49,820 --> 08:40:50,060 I've got. 9651 08:40:50,220 --> 08:40:50,860 Where am I going? 9652 08:40:52,140 --> 08:40:53,420 I've gone all the way back. 9653 08:40:53,500 --> 08:40:54,700 I haven't picked up my box. 9654 08:40:54,920 --> 08:40:56,380 In the other side of the fucking thing. 9655 08:40:56,440 --> 08:40:58,300 And nobody's even noticed in the chat. 9656 08:40:58,720 --> 08:40:59,960 Which indicates that. 9657 08:41:00,360 --> 08:41:02,820 You're all just as lost as I am here. 9658 08:41:06,760 --> 08:41:10,220 Go between warehouse 4 and 5 to trigger the cutscene. 9659 08:41:12,700 --> 08:41:15,100 It's a box world and you're all just living in it. 9660 08:41:15,100 --> 08:41:34,860 Somebody there is saying I have to go between 4 and 5. 9661 08:41:35,120 --> 08:41:35,760 What was that? 9662 08:41:36,660 --> 08:41:37,580 Oh Narubu-san. 9663 08:41:41,440 --> 08:41:41,800 Okay. 9664 08:41:42,000 --> 08:41:42,180 Right. 9665 08:41:42,240 --> 08:41:42,800 Let's have a look. 9666 08:41:42,800 --> 08:41:49,720 How in the hell would you ever found that out? 9667 08:41:50,060 --> 08:41:52,040 If you're diligently playing the game. 9668 08:41:53,880 --> 08:41:55,700 Dillinger escape plan style. 9669 08:41:57,840 --> 08:41:59,480 How would you have ever clocked that? 9670 08:42:01,760 --> 08:42:03,400 Between 4 and 5. 9671 08:42:08,460 --> 08:42:08,980 Alright. 9672 08:42:09,540 --> 08:42:09,980 Okay. 9673 08:42:09,980 --> 08:42:15,620 Hey Steve. 9674 08:42:15,740 --> 08:42:17,540 You said you watched the whole game and you still don't know. 9675 08:42:17,620 --> 08:42:18,980 I played the whole game. 9676 08:42:19,180 --> 08:42:20,120 And I still don't know what. 9677 08:42:20,240 --> 08:42:20,900 I mean I've done. 9678 08:42:20,960 --> 08:42:22,600 This is something I've literally done. 9679 08:42:23,040 --> 08:42:23,440 Before. 9680 08:42:24,420 --> 08:42:26,320 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 9681 08:42:27,560 --> 08:42:28,220 It's like. 9682 08:42:29,160 --> 08:42:30,460 It is like purgatory. 9683 08:42:31,220 --> 08:42:33,360 Let's go between 4 and 5 and see what happens. 9684 08:42:33,360 --> 08:42:33,500 Okay. 9685 08:42:33,500 --> 08:42:33,960 Right. 9686 08:42:46,100 --> 08:42:46,420 So look. 9687 08:42:46,480 --> 08:42:47,020 I've done that. 9688 08:42:47,100 --> 08:42:48,320 I've gone between 4 and 5. 9689 08:42:49,360 --> 08:42:50,600 What the fuck's happening lad? 9690 08:42:50,700 --> 08:42:51,340 Nothing happened. 9691 08:42:51,440 --> 08:42:52,740 No cutscene has been triggered. 9692 08:42:55,740 --> 08:42:56,920 Father Woodlouse. 9693 08:42:57,000 --> 08:42:58,320 Thanks very much for the tip there. 9694 08:42:58,380 --> 08:42:59,960 You say keep on trucking. 9695 08:43:05,300 --> 08:43:07,980 It's like a metaphor for real life. 9696 08:43:08,060 --> 08:43:09,360 Says Hans Doleman. 9697 08:43:11,060 --> 08:43:13,940 We all set out to avenge our murdered fathers. 9698 08:43:14,440 --> 08:43:16,820 But get caught up working a 9 to 5. 9699 08:43:17,540 --> 08:43:19,140 And forget about our dreams. 9700 08:43:23,060 --> 08:43:24,360 If you've just tuned in. 9701 08:43:24,400 --> 08:43:25,840 Or if you've tuned in since the beginning. 9702 08:43:25,960 --> 08:43:26,320 Don't worry. 9703 08:43:26,420 --> 08:43:27,420 You haven't died. 9704 08:43:27,800 --> 08:43:28,920 And this isn't a nightmare. 9705 08:43:29,300 --> 08:43:30,240 It is reality. 9706 08:43:30,620 --> 08:43:32,180 But we should be able to. 9707 08:43:32,800 --> 08:43:34,400 Reach good times soon enough. 9708 08:43:45,840 --> 08:43:47,240 Do your minimum quota. 9709 08:43:47,240 --> 08:43:48,360 Then just drive about. 9710 08:43:48,360 --> 08:43:54,640 What about in there? 9711 08:43:54,720 --> 08:43:54,860 Look. 9712 08:43:54,880 --> 08:43:55,560 I'm going to go in there. 9713 08:43:56,700 --> 08:43:57,860 The only problem is. 9714 08:43:58,800 --> 08:43:59,980 You're in the wrong area. 9715 08:44:00,220 --> 08:44:01,060 Go back. 9716 08:44:04,580 --> 08:44:05,720 You're in the wrong area. 9717 08:44:06,080 --> 08:44:06,820 Go back. 9718 08:44:10,260 --> 08:44:11,380 You're in the wrong area. 9719 08:44:11,720 --> 08:44:12,480 Go back. 9720 08:44:15,420 --> 08:44:16,540 You're in the wrong area. 9721 08:44:16,860 --> 08:44:17,640 Go back. 9722 08:44:17,640 --> 08:44:17,700 Go back. 9723 08:44:20,220 --> 08:44:21,740 Go run that fucker over. 9724 08:44:23,300 --> 08:44:24,460 We know going back then. 9725 08:44:26,480 --> 08:44:28,980 The only direction I'd be going is to jail town. 9726 08:44:29,860 --> 08:44:31,740 Which would be a welcome fucking. 9727 08:44:32,120 --> 08:44:33,700 Twist in the tail at this stage. 9728 08:44:33,780 --> 08:44:34,080 To be honest. 9729 08:44:34,100 --> 08:44:34,940 I don't know what's worse. 9730 08:44:36,380 --> 08:44:38,580 Never ending sequence of box work. 9731 08:44:39,680 --> 08:44:40,780 Or jail type. 9732 08:44:40,780 --> 08:44:42,620 At least you'd be able to fucking go to bed. 9733 08:44:42,740 --> 08:44:42,960 Sleep. 9734 08:44:43,100 --> 08:44:44,460 And you'd have your meals made for you. 9735 08:44:44,520 --> 08:44:45,180 And all that sort of stuff. 9736 08:44:46,640 --> 08:44:50,160 You'd understand. Yeah, I'm in here and I'm out in a bit in a few years. 9737 08:44:50,920 --> 08:44:53,000 Please be a cutscene where I get fucking... 9738 08:44:53,000 --> 08:44:54,860 Oh, thank fuck. 9739 08:44:54,860 --> 08:44:59,820 It's them. 9740 08:45:15,440 --> 08:45:18,980 Got a question. You know about the Longjaw? 9741 08:45:19,580 --> 08:45:21,120 What? What did you say? 9742 08:45:22,120 --> 08:45:23,080 You know. 9743 08:45:23,720 --> 08:45:25,600 I don't know. 9744 08:45:26,120 --> 08:45:28,580 I don't know. 9745 08:45:30,880 --> 08:45:33,120 I was only driving my car. 9746 08:45:34,320 --> 08:45:35,960 I pressed the wrong way. 9747 08:45:36,560 --> 08:45:37,860 And now a barrel's in my way. 9748 08:45:38,100 --> 08:45:39,380 B, pressed the wrong button. 9749 08:45:39,480 --> 08:45:41,020 Now some boxes are in my way. 9750 08:45:42,180 --> 08:45:42,840 The box mask. 9751 08:45:43,840 --> 08:45:45,780 Undone by box and pipe. 9752 08:45:46,920 --> 08:45:48,000 I'll get rid of him. 9753 08:45:48,000 --> 08:45:50,000 I've been absolutely... 9754 08:45:50,000 --> 08:45:57,400 sequestered by box after box and then a fat selection of pipes. 9755 08:45:58,280 --> 08:46:00,960 But fear not. We're still in it. We're still in it. 9756 08:46:04,960 --> 08:46:06,440 We're still in it to win it. 9757 08:46:08,280 --> 08:46:09,700 As Dean Lerner. 9758 08:46:12,460 --> 08:46:15,080 One of the village people on top of the crates there. 9759 08:46:15,780 --> 08:46:18,060 Leveling accusations of boxery at me. 9760 08:46:18,060 --> 08:46:19,760 And it'll line for you, boy. 9761 08:46:22,300 --> 08:46:23,940 A leather daddy up there. 9762 08:46:24,040 --> 08:46:29,840 There's a lot of fucking muscly camp, leather-clad men around this place. 9763 08:46:29,920 --> 08:46:33,220 You'd be wondering whether or not that was the intention. 9764 08:46:33,360 --> 08:46:34,520 We have to go again here. 9765 08:46:35,380 --> 08:46:36,000 I remember. 9766 08:46:36,800 --> 08:46:38,020 Traverse the pipe. 9767 08:46:38,880 --> 08:46:39,920 Pop the box. 9768 08:46:41,340 --> 08:46:43,480 Dodge the leather daddy. 9769 08:46:43,480 --> 08:46:50,300 Carry on, Japan. 9770 08:46:53,180 --> 08:46:54,580 Got a question. 9771 08:46:55,180 --> 08:46:56,800 Got a question, people, guys. 9772 08:46:56,800 --> 08:46:56,980 You know about the longjaws. 9773 08:46:57,540 --> 08:46:59,020 What? What did you say? 9774 08:47:00,200 --> 08:47:00,960 You know. 9775 08:47:01,600 --> 08:47:03,480 I don't know. 9776 08:47:04,020 --> 08:47:04,240 Hey. 9777 08:47:04,800 --> 08:47:06,420 I don't know. 9778 08:47:06,420 --> 08:47:12,080 You're my wife now, Dad. 9779 08:47:16,440 --> 08:47:17,600 See ya, boy. 9780 08:47:19,000 --> 08:47:20,240 Hey, Bob. Help. 9781 08:47:20,820 --> 08:47:21,960 I'll get rid of him. 9782 08:47:24,040 --> 08:47:25,600 What? I hit the fucking right one. 9783 08:47:26,400 --> 08:47:27,860 I hit the wrong one there. 9784 08:47:28,760 --> 08:47:29,700 Come on, lads. 9785 08:47:29,760 --> 08:47:30,280 Get it right. 9786 08:47:32,020 --> 08:47:34,400 Who the hell do you think you are? 9787 08:47:34,460 --> 08:47:35,120 I am. 9788 08:47:35,480 --> 08:47:36,500 Get it right. 9789 08:47:38,880 --> 08:47:40,340 You take the ladder. 9790 08:47:40,460 --> 08:47:40,800 Okay. 9791 08:47:41,900 --> 08:47:44,000 You take the ladder. 9792 08:47:44,000 --> 08:47:45,000 Okay. 9793 08:47:49,000 --> 08:47:51,320 Getting fucking railroader here. 9794 08:47:55,260 --> 08:47:59,760 Getting fucking tough. 9795 08:47:59,860 --> 08:48:00,740 Sorry, that's just... 9796 08:48:00,740 --> 08:48:02,260 I'm going to have to really... 9797 08:48:02,260 --> 08:48:05,940 Up my game in the next one. 9798 08:48:06,000 --> 08:48:06,600 It's game over. 9799 08:48:08,760 --> 08:48:11,480 Now we've reached a bit of fucking action at least. 9800 08:48:11,660 --> 08:48:12,240 Jesus Christ. 9801 08:48:12,440 --> 08:48:14,260 That must have been a good solid... 9802 08:48:15,260 --> 08:48:18,260 Three to four hours of pure and utter purgatory. 9803 08:48:19,080 --> 08:48:22,260 Although it only felt like it had turned into purgatory... 9804 08:48:22,260 --> 08:48:24,260 After about... 9805 08:48:24,260 --> 08:48:28,040 I'd say about two hours ago, I started to lose the will to live. 9806 08:48:28,460 --> 08:48:31,040 But then I've regained the will to live again. 9807 08:48:31,780 --> 08:48:33,580 It's funny how it happens like that. 9808 08:48:37,860 --> 08:48:38,840 Got a question. 9809 08:48:39,660 --> 08:48:41,160 You know about the longjaw? 9810 08:48:41,620 --> 08:48:44,580 Ricky Bobby there in the chat says simply... 9811 08:48:44,580 --> 08:48:45,980 Jackie Chancer. 9812 08:48:45,980 --> 08:48:47,760 I don't know. 9813 08:48:48,080 --> 08:48:49,900 I don't know. 9814 08:48:49,900 --> 08:48:50,520 Hey, wait. 9815 08:48:50,520 --> 08:48:55,800 Come on. 9816 08:48:56,900 --> 08:48:58,440 Let's get this locked and loaded. 9817 08:48:58,620 --> 08:49:01,880 See ya, boy. 9818 08:49:03,500 --> 08:49:04,600 Hey, Bob, help. 9819 08:49:05,240 --> 08:49:06,320 I'll get rid of him. 9820 08:49:06,720 --> 08:49:07,020 Come on. 9821 08:49:10,720 --> 08:49:11,920 Oh, fucking hell. 9822 08:49:12,040 --> 08:49:13,680 I keep on hitting the wrong one there. 9823 08:49:18,400 --> 08:49:29,380 I think I should have gone left there. 9824 08:49:29,460 --> 08:49:31,420 The ladder guys really fucked me up here. 9825 08:49:33,620 --> 08:49:34,260 Nice hop. 9826 08:49:34,260 --> 08:49:34,780 Watch it! 9827 08:49:34,780 --> 08:49:35,000 Yeah! 9828 08:49:41,000 --> 08:49:41,680 Fast as fuck, man. 9829 08:49:41,740 --> 08:49:42,420 Fast as fuck. 9830 08:49:46,580 --> 08:49:47,060 Police. 9831 08:49:47,060 --> 08:49:50,060 Help! 9832 08:49:50,060 --> 08:49:50,500 Help! 9833 08:49:50,500 --> 08:49:50,500 Help! 9834 08:49:50,500 --> 08:49:51,100 Help! 9835 08:49:59,120 --> 08:50:00,020 When's the longjaw? 9836 08:50:00,240 --> 08:50:00,560 I... 9837 08:50:00,560 --> 08:50:01,940 I don't know. 9838 08:50:02,580 --> 08:50:04,800 Who the hell do you think you are? 9839 08:50:04,860 --> 08:50:05,800 I am! 9840 08:50:06,040 --> 08:50:06,680 Only the man... 9841 08:50:06,680 --> 08:50:07,600 Get it right! 9842 08:50:07,680 --> 08:50:08,280 The boss knows! 9843 08:50:09,120 --> 08:50:10,560 Who is the boss? 9844 08:50:11,700 --> 08:50:12,580 It's... 9845 08:50:12,580 --> 08:50:13,480 Terry! 9846 08:50:13,800 --> 08:50:14,240 Terry? 9847 08:50:14,940 --> 08:50:15,720 Please! 9848 08:50:15,720 --> 08:50:15,720 Please! 9849 08:50:16,160 --> 08:50:17,180 Don't tell no one! 9850 08:50:17,300 --> 08:50:18,000 I told you! 9851 08:50:19,400 --> 08:50:19,840 Or... 9852 08:50:19,840 --> 08:50:21,000 Or they'll kill me! 9853 08:50:21,340 --> 08:50:21,840 Damn it! 9854 08:50:22,000 --> 08:50:22,320 Right! 9855 08:50:23,080 --> 08:50:23,920 Where is he? 9856 08:50:24,000 --> 08:50:24,280 I... 9857 08:50:24,280 --> 08:50:25,160 I don't know! 9858 08:50:25,680 --> 08:50:26,900 Terry's real careful! 9859 08:50:28,900 --> 08:50:30,620 Even I don't know where he's at! 9860 08:50:31,620 --> 08:50:38,760 Terry Wogan! 9861 08:50:38,760 --> 08:50:38,760 Terry Wogan! 9862 08:50:41,760 --> 08:50:42,600 Got your pay! 9863 08:50:44,040 --> 08:50:44,500 Come on! 9864 08:50:44,620 --> 08:50:44,880 Here! 9865 08:50:45,500 --> 08:50:46,640 Give me something different, man! 9866 08:50:46,940 --> 08:50:47,440 Thank you! 9867 08:50:47,720 --> 08:50:48,580 Give me something different! 9868 08:50:48,840 --> 08:50:49,260 Oh, wait! 9869 08:50:49,740 --> 08:50:50,140 Please! 9870 08:50:50,220 --> 08:50:50,520 Yes? 9871 08:50:50,800 --> 08:50:51,020 Yeah? 9872 08:50:51,120 --> 08:50:52,800 Someone came to see you earlier! 9873 08:50:52,920 --> 08:50:53,700 Oh, thank God! 9874 08:50:54,240 --> 08:50:54,660 Yes! 9875 08:50:54,740 --> 08:50:56,060 A young man in a suit! 9876 08:50:56,860 --> 08:50:58,560 He asked me to give this to you! 9877 08:51:02,580 --> 08:51:03,020 Thanks! 9878 08:51:04,960 --> 08:51:06,000 The man in a suit! 9879 08:51:08,260 --> 08:51:08,540 Hmm? 9880 08:51:09,060 --> 08:51:10,960 The mad angels are after you! 9881 08:51:11,200 --> 08:51:11,700 Beware! 9882 08:51:14,440 --> 08:51:14,920 Guizan! 9883 08:51:15,460 --> 08:51:17,220 The mad angels are after you! 9884 08:51:18,480 --> 08:51:18,840 Ah! 9885 08:51:19,320 --> 08:51:20,060 The long jaw! 9886 08:51:20,900 --> 08:51:22,540 Maybe Master Chin knows about it! 9887 08:51:23,400 --> 08:51:24,000 I was... 9888 08:51:24,000 --> 08:51:26,620 I was talking to Master Chin there, Pat! 9889 08:51:27,960 --> 08:51:28,940 Ha ha ha ha! 9890 08:51:28,940 --> 08:51:33,120 Ha ha ha ha! 9891 08:51:33,120 --> 08:51:33,620 Ha ha ha ha! 9892 08:51:33,620 --> 08:51:33,800 Ha ha ha! 9893 08:51:33,800 --> 08:51:34,400 Ha ha ha! 9894 08:51:34,400 --> 08:51:34,480 Ha ha ha! 9895 08:51:34,480 --> 08:51:35,760 Ha ha ha! 9896 08:51:35,760 --> 08:51:35,900 Ha ha ha! 9897 08:51:39,900 --> 08:51:40,580 Master Chin! 9898 08:51:40,840 --> 08:51:42,060 It was written in the stars! 9899 08:51:42,060 --> 08:51:43,220 Is Randy coming for the long jaw? 9900 08:51:44,760 --> 08:51:46,600 Why do you know about long jaw? 9901 08:51:46,960 --> 08:51:48,340 I got it out of the mad angels! 9902 08:51:48,440 --> 08:51:51,120 I'll fuckin' master your chin, you cons! 9903 08:51:51,640 --> 08:51:54,040 Thank you very much there, Captain Sack. 9904 08:51:55,920 --> 08:51:56,840 The long jaw! 9905 08:51:58,600 --> 08:51:59,540 The long jaw! 9906 08:52:00,040 --> 08:52:03,500 But Terry and his gang have arranged transport for Landee to a ship! 9907 08:52:05,500 --> 08:52:11,680 He's acting as a guide for Landee, so as to ingratiate himself with the Chi-Yo men! 9908 08:52:12,240 --> 08:52:12,620 Ha ha ha! 9909 08:52:13,020 --> 08:52:15,100 Terry and his gang already know about you! 9910 08:52:18,400 --> 08:52:20,500 And that you're trying to stop the long jaw! 9911 08:52:20,500 --> 08:52:20,500 And that you're trying to stop the long jaw! 9912 08:52:20,500 --> 08:52:23,500 The absolute mouth on Master... on Mr. Chin says "Do Dee!" 9913 08:52:23,500 --> 08:52:29,600 The absolute mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do Dee!" 9914 08:52:29,600 --> 08:52:30,100 The absolute unit of a mouth that Master Chin is packing! 9915 08:52:30,100 --> 08:52:33,700 The absolute mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9916 08:52:33,700 --> 08:52:38,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9917 08:52:38,200 --> 08:52:39,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9918 08:52:39,200 --> 08:52:40,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9919 08:52:40,200 --> 08:52:41,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9920 08:52:41,200 --> 08:52:42,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9921 08:52:42,200 --> 08:52:43,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9922 08:52:43,200 --> 08:52:44,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9923 08:52:44,200 --> 08:52:45,200 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9924 08:52:45,200 --> 08:52:50,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9925 08:52:50,300 --> 08:52:52,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9926 08:52:52,300 --> 08:52:54,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9927 08:52:54,300 --> 08:52:56,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9928 08:52:56,300 --> 08:52:58,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9929 08:52:58,300 --> 08:53:00,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9930 08:53:00,300 --> 08:53:02,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9931 08:53:02,300 --> 08:53:04,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9932 08:53:04,300 --> 08:53:06,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9933 08:53:06,300 --> 08:53:08,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9934 08:53:08,300 --> 08:53:09,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9935 08:53:09,300 --> 08:53:10,300 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9936 08:53:10,300 --> 08:53:13,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9937 08:53:13,400 --> 08:53:15,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9938 08:53:15,400 --> 08:53:17,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9939 08:53:17,400 --> 08:53:18,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9940 08:53:18,400 --> 08:53:19,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9941 08:53:19,400 --> 08:53:21,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9942 08:53:21,400 --> 08:53:22,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9943 08:53:22,400 --> 08:53:23,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9944 08:53:23,400 --> 08:53:24,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9945 08:53:24,400 --> 08:53:25,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9946 08:53:25,400 --> 08:53:26,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9947 08:53:26,400 --> 08:53:27,400 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9948 08:53:27,400 --> 08:53:33,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9949 08:53:33,500 --> 08:53:34,500 This fucker's my new... 9950 08:53:34,500 --> 08:53:35,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9951 08:53:35,500 --> 08:53:36,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9952 08:53:36,500 --> 08:53:37,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9953 08:53:37,500 --> 08:53:38,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9954 08:53:38,500 --> 08:53:39,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9955 08:53:39,500 --> 08:53:40,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9956 08:53:40,500 --> 08:53:41,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9957 08:53:41,500 --> 08:53:42,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9958 08:53:42,500 --> 08:53:43,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9959 08:53:43,500 --> 08:53:44,500 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9960 08:53:44,500 --> 08:53:49,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9961 08:53:49,600 --> 08:53:50,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9962 08:53:50,600 --> 08:53:51,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9963 08:53:51,600 --> 08:53:52,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9964 08:53:52,600 --> 08:53:53,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9965 08:53:53,600 --> 08:53:54,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9966 08:53:54,600 --> 08:53:55,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9967 08:53:55,600 --> 08:53:56,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9968 08:53:56,600 --> 08:53:57,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9969 08:53:57,600 --> 08:53:58,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9970 08:53:58,600 --> 08:53:59,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9971 08:53:59,600 --> 08:54:00,600 The absolute unit of a mouth on Mr. Chin says "Do you see?" 9972 08:54:00,600 --> 08:54:08,640 You never mentioned your gainful employment with Master Chin. 9973 08:54:15,840 --> 08:54:21,880 I forgot we've still got to have this bizarre encounter with Groovy Tom where he laments the 9974 08:54:21,880 --> 08:54:29,880 fact that he has to leave Japan and fly back to his homeland which remains undisclosed because his 9975 08:54:29,880 --> 08:54:37,960 brother needs serious help. Some absolute bizarre sequence of events. Thank you very much Johnny 9976 08:54:37,960 --> 08:54:44,360 Ronotnik for your delicious and delightful tip. Very very kind to you. Now I just have to ask around 9977 08:54:44,360 --> 08:54:59,160 and find out where this fucking Terry book is. Terry book. John Terry thank you very much. That's what I'm 9978 08:54:59,160 --> 08:55:07,240 doing. That's what I'm doing. John Terry thank you very much and Sean Kiernan very very kind to you Sean and Jackie Chancer 9979 08:55:07,240 --> 08:55:15,320 for the tip very very kind to you. So I mean I obviously want information off Tom but it's just I 9980 08:55:15,320 --> 08:55:25,400 I can't do the accent so I won't bother. The thing is after about eight hours of streaming I start to 9981 08:55:25,400 --> 08:55:35,480 make slip ups you know and I could potentially end up trying to do your man's accent which would land me in very hot 9982 08:55:35,480 --> 08:55:47,480 water in the terms and conditions stakes. Excuse me. I ain't feeling so good right now. Try me later. 9983 08:55:47,480 --> 08:55:55,560 Try me later. So is it time to go home from here or 9984 08:55:55,560 --> 08:56:02,360 or can you find Terry this time of night is Terry around here. I mean I would like to know it would be nice to know. 9985 08:56:03,800 --> 08:56:11,000 A lot of people there in the chat saying to go home. Suppose this guy if he goes if it allows you to go home then you can go home. 9986 08:56:11,000 --> 08:56:14,840 But if he says I have to get more information it's obviously a situation where I have to go home. 9987 08:56:14,840 --> 08:56:25,880 That's great. Oh for fuck sake that was something huh? All we had to do in order to progress in the game was fuck up the forklift mission. 9988 08:56:26,920 --> 08:56:36,120 But then that said I don't I don't think I fucked it up. I just drove down an area which triggered a cutscene so. 9989 08:56:40,200 --> 08:56:41,640 Very very bizarre stuff. 9990 08:56:41,640 --> 08:56:45,400 Indeed. 9991 08:56:49,960 --> 08:56:58,920 And that's all that's our boss we're on the boss it's ready to move we're making absolute firebrand tracks here today. 9992 08:56:58,920 --> 08:57:10,040 We've just concluded our sensual work placement with the Asia travel company or the whatever that company was down the docks. 9993 08:57:10,040 --> 08:57:23,960 And now we're on the we're on our way home to bed in order to return to the docks yet again to find a man called Terry. It really does not get any better than this. 9994 08:57:24,360 --> 08:57:37,400 It's bizarre that everywhere is closed down it must be Christmas day here. 9995 08:57:38,360 --> 08:57:44,680 The 26th of the 12th. So Stephen's day must be Christmas day over there maybe. 9996 08:57:55,480 --> 08:58:03,800 You'll be needing to go sakagora sakuragora when you wake up. Is that soul? No jajimi I wonder why that is. 9997 08:58:12,440 --> 08:58:23,880 Aaron flood I can't believe it. How the hell are you? Yamagashi-san. Oh it's you now. Keep working hard. Yes. 9998 08:58:33,400 --> 08:58:38,280 This is a real pickle we've found ourselves in right now. 9999 08:58:41,400 --> 08:58:44,840 But we're beginning to see a light at the end of the tunnel. 10000 08:58:45,880 --> 08:58:50,600 And with a bit of luck we'll have this game wrapped up and boxed off in time for bed. 10001 08:59:00,440 --> 08:59:07,880 Does the game end when you go to China ask Thomas? It does end but then they're only at the end of the beginning. 10002 08:59:07,880 --> 08:59:15,000 Or it's the beginning. Yeah it's the end of the beginning because you go into Shenmue too then and you're in China. 10003 08:59:23,720 --> 08:59:25,000 Just save it again for crack. 10004 08:59:27,480 --> 08:59:28,200 Just in case. 10005 08:59:30,040 --> 08:59:36,440 Yeah sorry for spoiling it there but I mean that's that is what happened. We did play this five years ago. It's an anniversary playthrough. 10006 08:59:38,840 --> 08:59:42,680 Well it's asking me to save it and thank you very much there purple staki. 10007 08:59:43,560 --> 08:59:44,200 For the uh... 10008 08:59:44,200 --> 08:59:50,440 For the tip. Why is it not asking me to go to bed there? 10009 08:59:53,080 --> 08:59:57,560 Do you think some of the charm of the game was lost in Shenmue too with the more expansive environments? 10010 09:00:02,040 --> 09:00:07,560 In some ways yes. But in other ways it did seem to have... 10011 09:00:09,320 --> 09:00:14,760 Something of its own as well. Like you know kind of felt iconic the whole rendering of Hong Kong. 10012 09:00:15,720 --> 09:00:20,040 And of course you had Hong Kong City at night. And of course Kowloon Wall City. 10013 09:00:21,080 --> 09:00:25,960 Like that's a video game educating me on something that I never knew existed. 10014 09:00:26,680 --> 09:00:30,360 What's going on here? I'm trying to go into the bed. Oh you can't sleep before 8. 10015 09:00:30,600 --> 09:00:34,520 Fucking hell I've just realized I've got 20 minutes until I'm allowed to go to bed. 10016 09:00:35,320 --> 09:00:36,840 Amazing amazing stuff. 10017 09:00:38,120 --> 09:00:39,080 Yeah I think um... 10018 09:00:40,440 --> 09:00:43,240 They both have their charms. I like this. 10019 09:00:43,960 --> 09:00:50,520 But uh... yeah they're both good. 3 kind of uh... has exactly what you've asked there. 3 was... 10020 09:00:51,800 --> 09:00:55,400 Expansive to the point of being charmless. 10021 09:00:56,280 --> 09:00:59,480 And the new and updated graphics as well kind of just... 10022 09:01:01,480 --> 09:01:05,880 It was like taking something old like uh... and just putting a new skin on it and... 10023 09:01:07,640 --> 09:01:13,240 Things... things uh... sometimes they're best just left alone in the in the ear at the time in which they're created you know? 10024 09:01:13,800 --> 09:01:16,120 And it can be hard to probably do that because... 10025 09:01:17,080 --> 09:01:19,560 The old sniff of fucking money is hard to... 10026 09:01:20,600 --> 09:01:25,880 It's hard to... get that whiff out of your nostrils. Especially if there's lads that are going hungry. 10027 09:01:26,360 --> 09:01:29,320 And you Suzuki might have been going hungry and he might have been... 10028 09:01:30,200 --> 09:01:34,120 Yeah let's fucking do it lads. Come on. Another big Shenmue blast. 10029 09:01:34,760 --> 09:01:40,520 And as someone said... you look at Shenmue now... it's 1 euro 80 on steam. 10030 09:01:41,160 --> 09:01:45,960 The third installment that is. So that tells you how popular that game was. 10031 09:01:46,520 --> 09:01:52,520 Whereas this is probably more than that you know? The original 2 you probably pay more than that. Probably 20 quid. 10032 09:01:55,080 --> 09:01:57,000 Could be wrong. Probably cheaper than that but anyway. 10033 09:02:01,240 --> 09:02:06,360 And now we can go to bed. Quick chat with the Owl Lady there. Before getting into the bed. 10034 09:02:07,800 --> 09:02:12,200 I don't wish to meddle but please don't do anything reckless. 10035 09:02:12,200 --> 09:02:15,240 Okay thanks. See you later Ine-san. 10036 09:02:15,240 --> 09:02:16,280 Yes. 10037 09:02:19,640 --> 09:02:22,680 Time to take to the bed. And dream of a better day. 10038 09:02:24,280 --> 09:02:32,120 Walk into the fucking wall a few times before you go to bed. As per usual. And then sleep. For sleep is a chance to dream. 10039 09:02:39,080 --> 09:03:03,080 I should go out and get some fresh air. Great stuff. Were you just with Nozomi-san? No. Something happened to her? Well, Aida-san just phoned. And it seems... Nozomi-san hasn't come home. What? Fuck. Nozomi-san said she was meeting you. Aida-san said she can't reach Nozomi-san. 10040 09:03:07,080 --> 09:03:09,320 Hello? It's Ryo. 10041 09:03:11,640 --> 09:03:13,040 Terry's waiting. 10042 09:03:13,880 --> 09:03:14,840 Terry's after you. 10043 09:03:15,180 --> 09:03:18,360 Here, meet us behind warehouse number 17. 10044 09:03:19,060 --> 09:03:21,260 It's definitely not Smeagol. 10045 09:03:21,620 --> 09:03:23,600 No, Ryo, it's a trap. 10046 09:03:24,880 --> 09:03:25,340 Nozomi. 10047 09:03:27,120 --> 09:03:31,020 If you don't show, I'll make her cry. 10048 09:03:32,860 --> 09:03:34,560 Don't you dare touch her. 10049 09:03:36,180 --> 09:03:38,360 I'll give you four hours. 10050 09:03:38,840 --> 09:03:39,480 Who else? 10051 09:03:40,100 --> 09:03:41,940 Behind warehouse number 17. 10052 09:03:43,400 --> 09:03:51,980 All characters are fictional and bear no resemblance to other characters or golem-like creatures. 10053 09:03:52,760 --> 09:03:57,340 Imagine that voiceover just came in or a disclaimer every time that fucker came on. 10054 09:03:59,760 --> 09:04:02,960 If I don't leave Dobuita by three, I'll never make it. 10055 09:04:05,280 --> 09:04:07,540 We are our Tolkien Claus. 10056 09:04:09,120 --> 09:04:10,200 Me and Terry. 10057 09:04:10,660 --> 09:04:12,880 Who is this Terry that they've just introduced? 10058 09:04:13,040 --> 09:04:16,660 I mean, a lot of this game seems to be made up on the hoof. 10059 09:04:17,420 --> 09:04:18,420 You know, it was a real... 10060 09:04:18,420 --> 09:04:19,040 They had the... 10061 09:04:19,040 --> 09:04:22,500 They had a basic idea and structure and then it was like, 10062 09:04:23,040 --> 09:04:26,260 Yeah, just throw in a fucking Smeagol and a lag called Terry there. 10063 09:04:26,260 --> 09:04:26,880 It'll be grand. 10064 09:04:27,380 --> 09:04:31,600 But that doesn't make sense there, you sensei. 10065 09:04:32,140 --> 09:04:32,840 Ah, no, fine. 10066 09:04:33,100 --> 09:04:33,720 Who cares? 10067 09:04:34,920 --> 09:04:36,280 Have you seen the forklift? 10068 09:04:36,440 --> 09:04:37,320 What we've done with the forklift? 10069 09:04:38,000 --> 09:04:40,100 Nobody's gonna even care about this. 10070 09:04:40,760 --> 09:04:46,980 They'll be so blown away by the crazy pace and the expansive world we've created. 10071 09:04:47,720 --> 09:04:57,020 That any sort of inconsistency or bizarre shoehorned in script idea will just be disregarded. 10072 09:04:59,100 --> 09:05:01,720 Now, I've been told here I have to go to Sacaragua. 10073 09:05:04,200 --> 09:05:05,060 Which is... 10074 09:05:05,060 --> 09:05:05,920 I don't know where. 10075 09:05:07,300 --> 09:05:08,100 I'm sorry. 10076 09:05:08,220 --> 09:05:08,860 I just... 10077 09:05:08,860 --> 09:05:11,180 Wait, where did your man tell me to go there on the phone? 10078 09:05:12,380 --> 09:05:12,600 Wait. 10079 09:05:12,740 --> 09:05:13,460 Yooka Suka Bar. 10080 09:05:13,560 --> 09:05:13,680 Okay. 10081 09:05:14,360 --> 09:05:16,280 I need to find a guy called Terry. 10082 09:05:16,880 --> 09:05:18,160 Nozomi's being kidnapped. 10083 09:05:18,780 --> 09:05:22,020 I have to get to warehouse number 17 by 3.30am. 10084 09:05:23,060 --> 09:05:25,980 But then somebody's saying to go to Yooka Suka Bar. 10085 09:05:26,100 --> 09:05:27,520 It's Johnson's Lobster there. 10086 09:05:30,640 --> 09:05:31,380 What do you reckon? 10087 09:05:33,820 --> 09:05:35,300 There's no bus, so go to the bar. 10088 09:05:35,440 --> 09:05:35,620 Okay. 10089 09:05:39,660 --> 09:05:41,360 Yooka Suka Bar. 10090 09:05:42,240 --> 09:05:43,420 Is that in Dubueta? 10091 09:05:44,240 --> 09:05:45,080 Yooka Suka Bar. 10092 09:05:45,200 --> 09:05:47,740 Or is Yooka Suka Bar in the docks? 10093 09:05:53,720 --> 09:05:54,880 In Dubueta, right? 10094 09:05:55,420 --> 09:05:56,220 We're on the way. 10095 09:05:58,360 --> 09:06:00,660 In fairness to them, I really do have... 10096 09:06:00,660 --> 09:06:02,620 It feels as though it is around Christmas, 10097 09:06:02,760 --> 09:06:06,540 because they've taken all the pedestrians and NPCs off the street. 10098 09:06:07,800 --> 09:06:11,580 There's the sound of crunching snow beneath, but... 10099 09:06:11,580 --> 09:06:14,120 There is a solitary piss head, but he's... 10100 09:06:14,120 --> 09:06:15,460 He's a constant fixture. 10101 09:06:15,660 --> 09:06:16,760 Come rain or shine, 10102 09:06:17,660 --> 09:06:18,880 this, uh... 10103 09:06:18,880 --> 09:06:21,940 This fellow will be on the pace no matter what time of year. 10104 09:06:22,040 --> 09:06:23,860 So that's realistic in and of itself. 10105 09:06:25,300 --> 09:06:27,640 Maybe we'll just ask him if he's okay. 10106 09:06:31,680 --> 09:06:32,220 Excuse me, but... 10107 09:06:32,220 --> 09:06:33,220 Excuse me, but... 10108 09:06:33,220 --> 09:06:33,680 Sorry. 10109 09:06:33,680 --> 09:06:33,720 Sorry. 10110 09:06:33,720 --> 09:06:33,720 Sorry. 10111 09:06:33,720 --> 09:06:33,720 Sorry. 10112 09:06:33,720 --> 09:06:33,780 Sorry. 10113 09:06:33,780 --> 09:06:33,780 Sorry. 10114 09:06:33,780 --> 09:06:33,780 Sorry. 10115 09:06:33,780 --> 09:06:33,780 Sorry. 10116 09:06:33,780 --> 09:06:34,280 Sorry. 10117 09:06:34,280 --> 09:06:34,780 Sorry. 10118 09:06:34,780 --> 09:06:34,780 Sorry. 10119 09:06:34,780 --> 09:06:35,780 Sorry. 10120 09:06:35,780 --> 09:06:38,220 I'm afraid I won't be able to help you. 10121 09:06:38,220 --> 09:06:40,720 Ask someone in town. 10122 09:06:40,720 --> 09:06:42,080 I understand. 10123 09:06:42,080 --> 09:06:44,400 Great stuff. 10124 09:06:44,400 --> 09:06:51,680 on the pace 10125 09:06:51,680 --> 09:07:01,580 on the pace and there's another one here as well steamboat willie 10126 09:07:01,580 --> 09:07:13,500 can't even talk to him look he's that pissed that he doesn't even 10127 09:07:13,500 --> 09:07:18,320 respond or you can't even talk to him i hope he's all right this 10128 09:07:18,320 --> 09:07:24,380 freezing weather that's the thing with the drink as well you know if you if you really go hard on it 10129 09:07:24,380 --> 09:07:29,120 you have your beer coat on you don't realize how fucking cold it is next thing you know 10130 09:07:29,120 --> 09:07:39,480 frostbit or fucking hospital if you're lucky uh yokosuka bar i don't know where yokosuka bar is 10131 09:07:39,480 --> 09:07:45,780 i am afraid i'm gonna have to have a look at a fucking map or something if there's one around 10132 09:07:45,780 --> 09:08:02,180 i can't find where where someone's saying sakura gura sean hayes i was just told there 10 minutes 10133 09:08:02,180 --> 09:08:09,640 ago i need to go to fucking debuita brown door neon signs connor farrell okay where 10134 09:08:09,640 --> 09:08:14,340 i just walked past it okay 10135 09:08:14,340 --> 09:08:39,000 i see i see i see here we go how would i have ever known to have gone there is golem telling me to go there 10136 09:08:39,000 --> 09:08:45,900 these are the weirdos 10137 09:08:45,900 --> 09:08:50,440 well if it isn't trio 10138 09:08:50,440 --> 09:09:01,080 akimi-san i need to get to the harbor right away do you have any ideas hold your horses there's no need to 10139 09:09:01,080 --> 09:09:13,540 panic yeah you're right okay well the buses aren't running at this time of night do you have a license i have a motorcycle license 10140 09:09:13,540 --> 09:09:37,060 outside outside outside the bar possibly maybe maybe one of those uh motorbikes from around where the fucking motorbike shop is that would be my first guess 10141 09:09:37,060 --> 09:09:41,700 Or this? 10142 09:09:42,580 --> 09:09:43,040 No. 10143 09:09:45,340 --> 09:09:46,580 That one? No. 10144 09:09:49,140 --> 09:09:49,740 No. 10145 09:09:53,800 --> 09:09:56,460 So where is Sakura Goka? 10146 09:09:59,820 --> 09:10:02,520 I wonder... Sorry, if I just check my booklet there. 10147 09:10:02,620 --> 09:10:04,060 I'll make it if I go by motorcycle. 10148 09:10:05,360 --> 09:10:11,220 I want to get there before the time... There must be a time constraint here. I need to be fucking quick. 10149 09:10:11,520 --> 09:10:13,280 Okay, just back down, back down, back down. 10150 09:10:14,980 --> 09:10:16,120 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 10151 09:10:23,140 --> 09:10:28,080 I'm just trying to think of how I would have got the information that the bike was in Sakura Gowa. 10152 09:10:31,620 --> 09:10:33,000 Without the help of the chat. 10153 09:10:33,260 --> 09:10:42,880 You know, if I was just on my own. Would have probably been another day's worth of just asking shit questions around town again. Or... I say day, probably just days. 10154 09:10:42,880 --> 09:10:44,460 3 a.m. is the deadline. 10155 09:10:45,100 --> 09:10:46,120 Okay, we've got enough time. 10156 09:10:49,620 --> 09:10:52,180 Is it in the park in Sakura Gowa? 10157 09:10:52,500 --> 09:10:53,380 Sakura Gowa. 10158 09:10:54,060 --> 09:10:54,640 Is it in... 10159 09:10:54,640 --> 09:10:56,640 Is it down here? 10160 09:10:56,720 --> 09:10:57,560 Oh, it's down there, look. 10161 09:10:57,840 --> 09:10:58,180 Nice. 10162 09:10:58,560 --> 09:11:00,400 Your man was fixing that bike up for a while. 10163 09:11:01,860 --> 09:11:03,020 Helmet left on it and everything. 10164 09:11:04,820 --> 09:11:05,160 No? 10165 09:11:05,160 --> 09:11:05,160 No? 10166 09:11:10,660 --> 09:11:16,440 There's going to be a cheesy ass cutscene now where he fucking saves Nozomi and goes... 10167 09:11:16,440 --> 09:11:17,700 Biking through the night. 10168 09:11:17,700 --> 09:11:17,700 Yes, it's crazy. 10169 09:11:17,700 --> 09:11:19,440 It's real. 10170 09:11:19,800 --> 09:11:20,560 Hey, where are you, bike? 10171 09:11:20,580 --> 09:11:22,640 Ah, Ryo-chan. Just a moment. 10172 09:11:27,560 --> 09:11:28,340 Ryo-chan. 10173 09:11:28,340 --> 09:11:31,180 Hey, Ryo. What's up? 10174 09:11:31,740 --> 09:11:32,540 I need a favor. 10175 09:11:33,380 --> 09:11:34,600 Oh, sure. Come on in. 10176 09:11:35,900 --> 09:11:37,120 Can't. I'm in a hurry. 10177 09:11:37,780 --> 09:11:38,780 Can I use your motorcycle? 10178 09:11:40,220 --> 09:11:40,840 My motorcycle? 10179 09:11:41,140 --> 09:11:41,480 Sure. 10180 09:11:43,180 --> 09:11:43,580 Cash. 10181 09:11:44,520 --> 09:11:44,940 Thanks. 10182 09:11:52,940 --> 09:11:54,320 Don't drive too fast. 10183 09:11:55,000 --> 09:11:55,480 I won't. 10184 09:11:55,480 --> 09:11:55,900 Later. 10185 09:11:55,900 --> 09:11:57,200 We'll go for round three of pasta. 10186 09:11:59,120 --> 09:12:00,920 The third and final round. 10187 09:12:00,920 --> 09:12:10,780 Uh-oh. 10188 09:12:12,140 --> 09:12:12,960 Not gonna work. 10189 09:12:16,720 --> 09:12:18,240 Not gonna work like that, is this? 10190 09:12:18,240 --> 09:12:34,380 Unbelievable stuff. 10191 09:12:36,060 --> 09:12:38,000 Driving through the Tokyo night. 10192 09:12:44,000 --> 09:12:50,140 I just look down there and I've got a bunch of pen pasta shells fell out to my jumper. 10193 09:12:52,140 --> 09:12:56,620 This could possibly potentially be one of the most pathetic sights of my life here. 10194 09:12:56,620 --> 09:13:02,000 As I look at the 9 hour and 13 minute screen clock counter. 10195 09:13:02,840 --> 09:13:04,380 And I look down at my jumper. 10196 09:13:05,420 --> 09:13:10,720 And there's a tomato based mushroom infused sauce. 10197 09:13:11,100 --> 09:13:12,560 And a pasta shell on there. 10198 09:13:12,560 --> 09:13:15,660 But you know what? 10199 09:13:15,700 --> 09:13:17,300 I'm feeling the fucking vibe. 10200 09:13:17,400 --> 09:13:19,180 And I'm feeling like I'm in the zone. 10201 09:13:19,300 --> 09:13:20,340 And I'm not pathetic. 10202 09:13:20,700 --> 09:13:24,520 And this isn't anything other than a good time. 10203 09:13:25,940 --> 09:13:28,600 There's definitely nothing to be concerned about here. 10204 09:13:29,760 --> 09:13:30,280 Nothing. 10205 09:13:30,500 --> 09:13:31,580 Nothing to see here. 10206 09:13:31,800 --> 09:13:32,500 Move along. 10207 09:13:40,380 --> 09:13:46,840 I recall having some sort of problem making the time in this game before. 10208 09:13:46,840 --> 09:13:51,360 So expect me to have to go again on this fucking motorbike in a moment's notice. 10209 09:13:51,540 --> 09:13:52,420 In 18 seconds. 10210 09:13:53,120 --> 09:13:54,240 Now 15 seconds. 10211 09:13:55,400 --> 09:13:57,420 I'd like to be able to see the road ahead. 10212 09:14:03,900 --> 09:14:04,900 That's not going to work. 10213 09:14:04,900 --> 09:14:04,900 That's not going to work. 10214 09:14:04,900 --> 09:14:10,360 I'm just going to eat the pasta and then enjoy the fucking trip. 10215 09:14:14,360 --> 09:14:15,840 It is. 10216 09:14:17,320 --> 09:14:18,320 Not great. 10217 09:14:18,980 --> 09:14:19,780 It's not great. 10218 09:14:22,040 --> 09:14:23,600 Get a bit of tissue there. 10219 09:14:23,640 --> 09:14:23,860 Sorry. 10220 09:14:24,740 --> 09:14:26,100 Clean myself down. 10221 09:14:32,900 --> 09:14:34,200 That's not even fresh. 10222 09:14:34,280 --> 09:14:35,060 That's from earlier on. 10223 09:14:35,300 --> 09:14:36,600 That's even worse. 10224 09:14:37,520 --> 09:14:38,520 I thought it was. 10225 09:14:38,680 --> 09:14:39,640 It's not even wet. 10226 09:14:39,720 --> 09:14:40,480 It's dried in. 10227 09:14:41,420 --> 09:14:47,260 That's how far through the looking glass we are, folks. 10228 09:14:48,940 --> 09:14:50,300 That's how far we've come. 10229 09:14:51,100 --> 09:14:56,500 Whether or not it's a decline or progress is academic at this stage. 10230 09:14:56,500 --> 09:15:01,780 We're in some sort of Shenmue-y shaped purgatory hellhole. 10231 09:15:01,780 --> 09:15:23,260 Hope that chomping isn't registering on the mic there. 10232 09:15:23,340 --> 09:15:23,880 It's disgusting. 10233 09:15:24,020 --> 09:15:24,660 Sorry about that. 10234 09:15:24,660 --> 09:15:26,840 That's even worse. 10235 09:15:29,000 --> 09:15:29,820 Sorry about that. 10236 09:15:31,320 --> 09:15:33,080 Let me just put on a tune here. 10237 09:15:33,160 --> 09:15:33,340 Sorry. 10238 09:15:33,400 --> 09:15:35,240 Well, I eat this pasta so I can. 10239 09:15:37,160 --> 09:15:37,740 There we go. 10240 09:15:37,740 --> 09:16:07,720 Thank you. 10241 09:16:07,720 --> 09:16:37,700 Thank you. 10242 09:16:37,700 --> 09:17:07,680 Thank you. 10243 09:17:07,680 --> 09:17:37,660 Thank you. 10244 09:17:37,660 --> 09:18:07,640 Thank you. 10245 09:18:07,640 --> 09:18:09,640 Thank you. 10246 09:18:09,640 --> 09:18:13,260 Apologies there for cutting loose. 10247 09:18:13,500 --> 09:18:17,580 Just needed to finish off the pasta then to the jacks. 10248 09:18:17,860 --> 09:18:18,980 And now this is it. 10249 09:18:19,400 --> 09:18:24,680 This is where we really take control of this game and send it flying into the fucking ether. 10250 09:18:27,560 --> 09:18:30,580 Obviously we're going to do this bit again here. 10251 09:18:30,580 --> 09:18:31,620 It's no big deal. 10252 09:18:31,940 --> 09:18:33,940 Thank you very much there to Vijay for the tip. 10253 09:18:34,440 --> 09:18:35,280 Vijay Singh. 10254 09:18:36,920 --> 09:18:38,500 And hang on OST. 10255 09:18:39,500 --> 09:18:40,100 It's real. 10256 09:18:40,700 --> 09:18:41,560 Thank you very much. 10257 09:18:41,560 --> 09:18:41,560 Thank you very much. 10258 09:18:41,560 --> 09:18:42,500 Hang on OST. 10259 09:18:42,500 --> 09:18:43,260 Just a moment. 10260 09:18:44,220 --> 09:18:48,120 You're saying never more fitting time to use the OST soundtrack to hang on. 10261 09:18:49,040 --> 09:18:55,440 I get bad feelings about that simply because it crashed my game the last day or last night. 10262 09:18:55,440 --> 09:18:55,760 Sorry. 10263 09:18:56,380 --> 09:18:58,840 So I won't but thanks for the tip and tomball the pin. 10264 09:18:58,840 --> 09:18:59,400 Can I use your motorcycle? 10265 09:18:59,660 --> 09:19:00,800 Thank you very much there. 10266 09:19:00,940 --> 09:19:01,600 My motorcycle. 10267 09:19:01,860 --> 09:19:02,000 Sure. 10268 09:19:02,000 --> 09:19:02,640 Nearly there. 10269 09:19:02,740 --> 09:19:04,120 You say excellent pace. 10270 09:19:04,120 --> 09:19:04,400 Thanks. 10271 09:19:04,400 --> 09:19:04,400 Thanks. 10272 09:19:04,400 --> 09:19:04,900 Thanks. 10273 09:19:04,900 --> 09:19:05,460 Thanks. 10274 09:19:05,460 --> 09:19:13,700 Thanks very much and thank you once again to none other than Dara Dermody for a kind, 10275 09:19:13,700 --> 09:19:16,900 hearted, and generous piece of tippage. 10276 09:19:25,500 --> 09:19:26,420 Let's do this. 10277 09:19:28,820 --> 09:19:30,420 I'm serious about this now. 10278 09:19:34,580 --> 09:19:35,080 Come on. 10279 09:19:35,780 --> 09:19:39,240 Just need to not take it too heavy on those turns. 10280 09:19:46,900 --> 09:19:49,300 You just need to decelerate. 10281 09:19:50,220 --> 09:19:51,020 Yeah, that's it. 10282 09:19:52,260 --> 09:19:53,420 Don't get caught out. 10283 09:19:54,900 --> 09:19:58,900 You know, I learned my lesson on the forks on the forklift braces, you know? 10284 09:19:59,240 --> 09:20:00,060 I cut my teeth. 10285 09:20:00,140 --> 09:20:03,060 That's where I fucking cut my teeth and learned how to fucking drive. 10286 09:20:03,700 --> 09:20:06,060 Forklift braces down the docks. 10287 09:20:06,840 --> 09:20:10,680 You'd know about it if you ever did a day's work in your life. 10288 09:20:16,020 --> 09:20:17,160 Making great time here. 10289 09:20:17,160 --> 09:20:21,020 I think I was 30 seconds left at this stage last time. 10290 09:20:25,620 --> 09:20:29,540 This is a one-to-one scale recreation of Tokyo, Japan. 10291 09:20:31,700 --> 09:20:32,300 It's perfect. 10292 09:20:32,300 --> 09:20:32,300 It's perfect. 10293 09:20:32,300 --> 09:20:32,400 It's perfect. 10294 09:20:32,400 --> 09:20:37,660 And to think this is all taking place on the 26th of December as well. 10295 09:20:39,760 --> 09:20:40,660 Quite a situation. 10296 09:20:40,660 --> 09:20:48,740 Why is there no snow or ice on these roads when we've just come from a snow-capped village just on the outskirts of Tokyo? 10297 09:20:48,740 --> 09:20:50,200 You do the math. 10298 09:20:50,200 --> 09:20:52,200 You do the math. 10299 09:20:52,200 --> 09:20:54,340 I've just come from the mountains, I see. 10300 09:20:54,340 --> 09:20:59,520 So there is an answer for that. 10301 09:20:59,520 --> 09:21:02,260 A legitimate answer. 10302 09:21:05,540 --> 09:21:06,220 Fucking hell. 10303 09:21:06,760 --> 09:21:11,920 It's going to be tough if I don't make it because I'm trying my best here. 10304 09:21:13,840 --> 09:21:15,660 Trying my best not to fucking hit a wall. 10305 09:21:16,720 --> 09:21:18,660 And I've still not got enough time left. 10306 09:21:19,800 --> 09:21:20,620 Come on, man. 10307 09:21:20,680 --> 09:21:21,940 Don't fucking do me like this. 10308 09:21:23,220 --> 09:21:24,380 Don't do me like this. 10309 09:21:25,980 --> 09:21:26,540 Please. 10310 09:21:27,920 --> 09:21:28,420 Yes. 10311 09:21:55,040 --> 09:21:57,220 Thank you very much, DPRE. 10312 09:21:57,220 --> 09:22:00,700 Upgrade your pen to Barilla. 10313 09:22:01,660 --> 09:22:04,700 How did you know that I wasn't using Barilla pasta? 10314 09:22:05,400 --> 09:22:06,940 There's not a chance 10315 09:22:06,940 --> 09:22:13,220 that you could tell that from the pasta I was eating. 10316 09:22:24,560 --> 09:22:26,320 They know it because you're cheap. 10317 09:22:26,320 --> 09:22:30,040 Looks like we got a rat, eh? 10318 09:22:30,040 --> 09:22:30,880 What? 10319 09:22:32,200 --> 09:22:35,860 The king of the harbor don't like rats. 10320 09:22:36,220 --> 09:22:37,320 Like a sewer rat. 10321 09:22:37,540 --> 09:22:38,740 Always sniffing around. 10322 09:22:41,260 --> 09:22:43,480 This isn't the hundred-man battle store. 10323 09:22:44,760 --> 09:22:46,100 Great stuff. 10324 09:22:46,100 --> 09:22:46,120 Great stuff. 10325 09:22:53,500 --> 09:22:54,940 This is just a fucking... 10326 09:22:54,940 --> 09:22:57,240 This is merely an hors d'oeuvre to the... 10327 09:22:57,240 --> 09:23:00,860 The kung fu fighting you have to do at the end of the game. 10328 09:23:01,240 --> 09:23:04,380 Which is going to take quite a few goals in and of itself as well. 10329 09:23:08,320 --> 09:23:11,400 I mean, we could fucking knock it on the head 10330 09:23:11,400 --> 09:23:14,720 and reconvene with the final piece of the game tomorrow, but... 10331 09:23:14,720 --> 09:23:15,940 I don't know. 10332 09:23:15,940 --> 09:23:18,880 I don't know. 10333 09:23:18,880 --> 09:23:19,320 Let's just see. 10334 09:23:19,360 --> 09:23:20,340 Let's get through this first. 10335 09:23:20,740 --> 09:23:21,720 Gotta get through this. 10336 09:23:21,960 --> 09:23:23,060 Gotta get through this. 10337 09:23:23,800 --> 09:23:25,080 Dane Bowers style. 10338 09:23:25,080 --> 09:23:39,080 I'm not even sure Dane Bowers' son gotta get through this, but it's... 10339 09:23:39,800 --> 09:23:43,580 It's of little use to me, that knowledge now anyways. 10340 09:23:45,800 --> 09:23:46,420 Bedding field. 10341 09:23:46,540 --> 09:23:47,600 Thanks very much there. 10342 09:23:48,540 --> 09:23:49,000 Darren. 10343 09:23:52,100 --> 09:23:55,020 We've got some bedding field aficionados in the house. 10344 09:24:00,660 --> 09:24:02,260 Bedding field regarders. 10345 09:24:03,840 --> 09:24:04,740 What the fuck? 10346 09:24:07,140 --> 09:24:08,500 Oh, he's eating those. 10347 09:24:10,820 --> 09:24:11,640 Lovely stuff. 10348 09:24:11,760 --> 09:24:13,200 Last bit of health I had left as well. 10349 09:24:13,200 --> 09:24:20,560 Get him out fucking swinging haymakers, man. 10350 09:24:22,800 --> 09:24:27,200 The globalist cabal have got a fucking stranglehold on me tonight, man. 10351 09:24:27,940 --> 09:24:30,020 Where's the fucking swinging haymakers? 10352 09:24:31,060 --> 09:24:31,960 What's your hurry? 10353 09:24:32,360 --> 09:24:33,700 Have some fun with us. 10354 09:24:35,380 --> 09:24:36,880 Have some fun with us. 10355 09:24:38,100 --> 09:24:39,960 Nothing weird about it, lads. 10356 09:24:40,060 --> 09:24:40,420 Don't worry. 10357 09:24:41,920 --> 09:24:44,960 A darkened room with some fucking UV lighting. 10358 09:24:45,920 --> 09:24:46,340 Is it? 10359 09:24:46,420 --> 09:24:48,920 Is that how you like to play your games? 10360 09:24:49,520 --> 09:24:56,160 Can't believe the fucking globalist cabal. 10361 09:24:56,560 --> 09:25:00,900 Thought they could get one over in a darkened room with some UV fucking lights. 10362 09:25:03,400 --> 09:25:06,520 I came out swinging haymakers at the cuts. 10363 09:25:07,080 --> 09:25:08,200 They couldn't take it. 10364 09:25:10,900 --> 09:25:11,320 See ya! 10365 09:25:11,500 --> 09:25:11,960 See ya! 10366 09:25:12,120 --> 09:25:12,580 See ya! 10367 09:25:12,580 --> 09:25:12,620 See ya! 10368 09:25:15,080 --> 09:25:15,620 Hi! 10369 09:25:16,900 --> 09:25:17,540 See ya! 10370 09:25:19,540 --> 09:25:21,580 See ya! 10371 09:25:24,400 --> 09:25:26,640 Street fights are too terrible. 10372 09:25:29,000 --> 09:25:31,080 You're fucking rabble rosers. 10373 09:25:42,300 --> 09:25:42,800 Ox. 10374 09:25:44,060 --> 09:25:45,300 Oxbow fist. 10375 09:25:51,540 --> 09:25:54,360 Give that lad a front flip kick to the jaw. 10376 09:25:54,360 --> 09:25:55,000 Enough. 10377 09:25:58,000 --> 09:25:58,360 Terry. 10378 09:25:58,640 --> 09:25:59,960 Let me have some fun. 10379 09:26:00,160 --> 09:26:00,720 Here's Terry. 10380 09:26:00,820 --> 09:26:02,440 Haven't had enough fun yet. 10381 09:26:03,300 --> 09:26:03,500 Hey. 10382 09:26:05,580 --> 09:26:06,760 You play with him. 10383 09:26:11,580 --> 09:26:13,020 Leather daddy's coming. 10384 09:26:13,260 --> 09:26:14,340 Coming in clutch. 10385 09:26:14,580 --> 09:26:15,200 I'm cool. 10386 09:26:17,380 --> 09:26:18,660 Check out Terry there. 10387 09:26:18,760 --> 09:26:19,560 He's wearing slippers. 10388 09:26:19,560 --> 09:26:19,780 Oh. 10389 09:26:20,000 --> 09:26:20,500 No, Ryo. 10390 09:26:22,600 --> 09:26:23,040 Nozomi. 10391 09:26:26,540 --> 09:26:27,480 Are you alright? 10392 09:26:29,500 --> 09:26:29,980 Yes. 10393 09:26:30,220 --> 09:26:31,080 I'm sorry. 10394 09:26:31,280 --> 09:26:31,560 I... 10395 09:26:31,560 --> 09:26:32,020 It's okay. 10396 09:26:32,340 --> 09:26:33,200 It's all my fault. 10397 09:26:33,540 --> 09:26:35,380 You're gonna get venerabosed. 10398 09:26:35,560 --> 09:26:35,580 Yeah. 10399 09:26:35,580 --> 09:26:36,980 It is all your fault. 10400 09:26:38,340 --> 09:26:39,580 So you're Terry. 10401 09:26:42,580 --> 09:26:45,120 You're the tough little schoolboy, huh? 10402 09:26:45,380 --> 09:26:47,100 He's wearing grandma... 10403 09:26:47,100 --> 09:26:48,060 Grandma shoes. 10404 09:26:48,820 --> 09:26:54,180 Like, how are we meant to take his, uh, threat seriously or even be intimidated by him? 10405 09:26:54,640 --> 09:26:56,620 It's a bad example. 10406 09:27:01,620 --> 09:27:03,760 He's not only wearing grandma shoes. 10407 09:27:03,840 --> 09:27:04,980 He's hanging out with fucking... 10408 09:27:04,980 --> 09:27:07,700 Your village people leather daddies. 10409 09:27:08,060 --> 09:27:11,600 Which, in fairness, could be hard cunts when it comes to the crunch. 10410 09:27:11,620 --> 09:27:12,320 We don't know. 10411 09:27:13,640 --> 09:27:15,160 I'm taking Nozomi home. 10412 09:27:16,540 --> 09:27:17,020 Sure. 10413 09:27:17,520 --> 09:27:18,200 You can. 10414 09:27:19,120 --> 09:27:19,600 But... 10415 09:27:22,600 --> 09:27:24,400 It's gonna cost you. 10416 09:27:24,940 --> 09:27:25,240 What? 10417 09:27:26,160 --> 09:27:27,640 My deal is... 10418 09:27:27,640 --> 09:27:29,200 You gotta beat up Chen's son. 10419 09:27:29,460 --> 09:27:31,100 Make it so he can't walk. 10420 09:27:33,260 --> 09:27:33,900 Kui Zong? 10421 09:27:34,480 --> 09:27:36,140 Ah, so you know him, huh? 10422 09:27:37,000 --> 09:27:37,820 Why him? 10423 09:27:41,420 --> 09:27:42,980 He's in my way. 10424 09:27:43,040 --> 09:27:43,460 Your way? 10425 09:27:44,780 --> 09:27:46,660 As long as Chen's around. 10426 09:27:47,600 --> 09:27:48,400 Chen's after you. 10427 09:27:48,440 --> 09:27:51,920 We won't be able to gain total control of the Hong Kong route. 10428 09:27:55,560 --> 09:27:56,680 Is it ideal? 10429 09:27:59,240 --> 09:28:00,060 All right. 10430 09:28:00,620 --> 09:28:01,740 Ryo, don't! 10431 09:28:03,180 --> 09:28:04,700 But one more condition. 10432 09:28:04,700 --> 09:28:10,360 Oh, yeah? 10433 09:28:10,360 --> 09:28:10,520 Yeah? 10434 09:28:11,480 --> 09:28:14,460 It ain't enough to get the girl back. 10435 09:28:14,520 --> 09:28:16,040 You take me to Landee. 10436 09:28:16,860 --> 09:28:19,900 This kid's got a death wish. 10437 09:28:19,900 --> 09:28:21,820 He's got some scoosless. 10438 09:28:21,820 --> 09:28:22,180 Ha! 10439 09:28:22,180 --> 09:28:24,900 What do you say? 10440 09:28:25,520 --> 09:28:27,520 I know you're the one that guided Landee. 10441 09:28:30,180 --> 09:28:30,740 Well... 10442 09:28:30,740 --> 09:28:35,440 There's more to school, boy, than Mr. I. 10443 09:28:36,220 --> 09:28:37,680 You take me to Landee. 10444 09:28:37,940 --> 09:28:38,760 Then it's a deal. 10445 09:28:39,260 --> 09:28:39,580 Ryo! 10446 09:28:41,580 --> 09:28:43,060 Fine by me. 10447 09:28:43,640 --> 09:28:47,080 But only after you take out Gui Zong. 10448 09:28:47,080 --> 09:28:47,740 Don't forget! 10449 09:28:51,020 --> 09:28:53,400 Hey, I ain't no street punk. 10450 09:28:54,320 --> 09:28:56,960 Completely normal behavior of moods there. 10451 09:28:56,960 --> 09:28:59,160 When Jerry Vyakoska speaks, he means what he says. 10452 09:28:59,360 --> 09:29:00,120 Five of the books. 10453 09:29:00,120 --> 09:29:01,080 I'm taking her home. 10454 09:29:01,600 --> 09:29:01,900 Fine. 10455 09:29:01,900 --> 09:29:02,640 From the village people. 10456 09:29:03,040 --> 09:29:03,580 Let's go. 10457 09:29:03,880 --> 09:29:04,420 Leather boy. 10458 09:29:06,600 --> 09:29:09,360 He's got fucking chaps over his leather pants. 10459 09:29:09,360 --> 09:29:10,240 And look at this guy. 10460 09:29:10,460 --> 09:29:17,360 Definitely not copyright infringement on Smeagol or any of J.R. Tolkien's estate. 10461 09:29:18,720 --> 09:29:27,620 A completely 100% original character that bears no resemblance to any Gollum-esque-like creatures. 10462 09:29:36,140 --> 09:29:40,240 Now some sentimental bullshit before the big finale of the game. 10463 09:29:40,380 --> 09:29:42,720 The end piece of the game with the 100-man battle. 10464 09:29:44,200 --> 09:29:50,060 I can't really recall doing a fucking number on Master Chen. 10465 09:29:51,120 --> 09:29:55,980 I thought Master Chen was a sound skin who didn't warrant a baiting. 10466 09:29:57,060 --> 09:30:04,040 Unless this is like 4D chess being played by the protagonist where he's just gonna 10467 09:30:04,040 --> 09:30:06,680 say one thing and do the other. 10468 09:30:06,680 --> 09:30:14,520 Let's listen to this absolute cat tune in Japanese. 10469 09:30:14,620 --> 09:30:15,880 I don't know what it means. 10470 09:30:16,140 --> 09:30:17,780 There's no subtitles either. 10471 09:30:17,780 --> 09:30:19,940 I don't know what it means. 10472 09:30:19,940 --> 09:30:20,420 I don't know what it means. 10473 09:30:20,420 --> 09:30:21,420 I don't know what it means. 10474 09:30:21,420 --> 09:30:22,360 I don't know what it means. 10475 09:30:22,360 --> 09:30:23,420 I don't know what it means. 10476 09:30:23,420 --> 09:30:24,420 I don't know what it means. 10477 09:30:24,420 --> 09:30:25,420 I don't know what it means. 10478 09:30:25,420 --> 09:30:26,420 I don't know what it means. 10479 09:30:26,420 --> 09:30:27,420 I don't know what it means. 10480 09:30:27,420 --> 09:30:28,420 I don't know what it means. 10481 09:30:28,420 --> 09:30:29,420 I don't know what it means. 10482 09:30:29,420 --> 09:30:30,420 I don't know what it means. 10483 09:30:30,420 --> 09:30:31,420 I don't know what it means. 10484 09:30:31,420 --> 09:30:32,420 I don't know what it means. 10485 09:30:32,420 --> 09:30:33,420 I don't know what it means. 10486 09:30:33,420 --> 09:30:35,420 I don't know what it means. 10487 09:30:35,420 --> 09:30:36,420 I don't know what it means. 10488 09:30:36,420 --> 09:30:37,420 I don't know what it means. 10489 09:30:37,420 --> 09:30:38,420 I don't know what it means. 10490 09:30:38,420 --> 09:30:39,420 I don't know what it means. 10491 09:30:39,420 --> 09:30:40,420 I don't know what it means. 10492 09:30:40,420 --> 09:30:41,420 I don't know what it means. 10493 09:30:41,420 --> 09:30:43,060 I don't know what it means. 10494 09:30:43,060 --> 09:30:45,060 I don't know what it means. 10495 09:30:45,060 --> 09:30:47,060 I don't know what it means. 10496 09:30:47,060 --> 09:30:48,060 I don't know what it means. 10497 09:30:48,060 --> 09:30:49,060 I don't know what it means. 10498 09:30:49,060 --> 09:30:50,060 I don't know what it means. 10499 09:30:50,060 --> 09:30:51,060 I don't know what it means. 10500 09:30:51,060 --> 09:30:52,060 I don't know what it means. 10501 09:30:52,060 --> 09:30:53,060 I don't know what it means. 10502 09:30:53,060 --> 09:30:54,060 I don't know what it means. 10503 09:30:54,060 --> 09:30:55,060 I don't know what it means. 10504 09:30:55,060 --> 09:30:56,060 I don't know what it means. 10505 09:30:56,060 --> 09:30:57,060 I don't know what it means. 10506 09:30:57,060 --> 09:30:58,060 I don't know what it means. 10507 09:30:58,060 --> 09:30:59,060 I don't know what it means. 10508 09:30:59,060 --> 09:31:00,060 I don't know what it means. 10509 09:31:00,060 --> 09:31:01,060 I don't know what it means. 10510 09:31:01,060 --> 09:31:02,060 I don't know what it means. 10511 09:31:02,060 --> 09:31:03,060 I don't know what it means. 10512 09:31:03,060 --> 09:31:04,060 I don't know what it means. 10513 09:31:04,060 --> 09:31:05,060 I don't know what it means. 10514 09:31:05,060 --> 09:31:06,060 I don't know what it means. 10515 09:31:06,060 --> 09:31:08,060 I don't know what it means. 10516 09:31:08,060 --> 09:31:09,060 Oh. 10517 09:31:09,060 --> 09:31:13,060 Don't leave me alone. 10518 09:31:13,060 --> 09:31:18,060 Stay with me. 10519 09:31:18,060 --> 09:31:22,060 But I know you don't let the fight. 10520 09:31:22,060 --> 09:31:27,060 I remember you forever. 10521 09:31:27,060 --> 09:31:31,060 I'd have gone for another take anyway. 10522 09:31:31,060 --> 09:31:33,060 Or the... 10523 09:31:33,060 --> 09:31:36,060 I'd definitely gone for another take. 10524 09:31:36,060 --> 09:31:39,060 Just to iron out the creases on the pitch. 10525 09:31:39,060 --> 09:31:40,060 And the... 10526 09:31:40,060 --> 09:31:43,060 Thanks very much there, Doomhead. 10527 09:31:43,060 --> 09:31:46,060 For the tip there. 10528 09:31:46,060 --> 09:31:47,060 Thank you very much. 10529 09:31:47,060 --> 09:31:48,060 Okay. 10530 09:31:48,060 --> 09:32:02,060 I think we are very close to the end of this game. 10531 09:32:02,060 --> 09:32:03,060 Uh... 10532 09:32:03,060 --> 09:32:04,060 Warehouse number 9 now. 10533 09:32:04,060 --> 09:32:05,060 Great stuff. 10534 09:32:05,060 --> 09:32:09,060 I had to promise Terry I'd beat up Chen Guizang. 10535 09:32:09,060 --> 09:32:10,060 Nozomi is fine. 10536 09:32:10,060 --> 09:32:13,060 And tomorrow at 10pm go to warehouse 9. 10537 09:32:13,060 --> 09:32:14,060 So... 10538 09:32:14,060 --> 09:32:17,060 We have to promise Terry I'd beat up Chen Guizang. 10539 09:32:17,060 --> 09:32:18,060 Nozomi is fine. 10540 09:32:18,060 --> 09:32:18,060 And tomorrow at 10pm go to warehouse 9. 10541 09:32:18,060 --> 09:32:19,060 So... 10542 09:32:19,060 --> 09:32:23,060 We have to wait around like fucking dickhead again until 10pm. 10543 09:32:23,060 --> 09:32:24,060 Unbelievable. 10544 09:32:24,060 --> 09:32:25,060 Unbelievable. 10545 09:32:25,060 --> 09:32:27,900 Nozomi is fine 10546 09:32:27,900 --> 09:32:30,020 And tomorrow at 10pm 10547 09:32:30,020 --> 09:32:31,220 Go to warehouse 9 10548 09:32:31,220 --> 09:32:34,560 So we have to wait around like fucking dickhead again 10549 09:32:34,560 --> 09:32:35,540 Until 10pm 10550 09:32:35,540 --> 09:32:37,320 Unbelievable 10551 09:32:37,320 --> 09:32:45,760 Please just fast track to the 10552 09:32:45,760 --> 09:32:48,460 To the right time and place please 10553 09:32:48,460 --> 09:33:09,500 We're seeing 10554 09:33:09,500 --> 09:33:10,220 This is a 10555 09:33:10,220 --> 09:33:13,540 Kind of a dream sequence 10556 09:33:13,540 --> 09:33:16,440 Dojo filled nightmare 10557 09:33:16,440 --> 09:33:19,260 Montage of his father 10558 09:33:19,260 --> 09:33:22,040 Who is seemingly 10559 09:33:22,040 --> 09:33:23,780 Instilled in his soul 10560 09:33:23,780 --> 09:33:26,460 A spiritual warrior 10561 09:33:26,460 --> 09:33:28,360 His father lives on in his heart 10562 09:33:28,360 --> 09:33:30,420 And he's going to take that 10563 09:33:30,420 --> 09:33:31,980 Gusto into the next battle 10564 09:33:31,980 --> 09:33:38,180 Yeah I should save the game at some stage 10565 09:33:38,180 --> 09:33:39,860 That would be a good idea 10566 09:33:39,860 --> 09:33:40,920 But I mean 10567 09:33:40,920 --> 09:33:42,460 Been a while you know 10568 09:33:42,460 --> 09:33:48,480 Oh yes beautiful 10569 09:33:48,480 --> 09:33:52,760 They're really tying up the loose ends here 10570 09:33:52,760 --> 09:33:53,680 With all these stories 10571 09:33:53,680 --> 09:33:56,600 What's wrong you seem kind of blue 10572 09:33:56,600 --> 09:33:59,680 No I'm alright 10573 09:33:59,680 --> 09:34:01,700 Okay 10574 09:34:01,700 --> 09:34:03,760 Tell you what 10575 09:34:03,760 --> 09:34:05,700 You come on by later 10576 09:34:05,700 --> 09:34:07,640 And let me treat you to lunch 10577 09:34:07,640 --> 09:34:08,500 Okay 10578 09:34:08,500 --> 09:34:09,120 Okay 10579 09:34:09,120 --> 09:34:12,400 Okay 10580 09:34:12,400 --> 09:34:12,780 Okay 10581 09:34:12,780 --> 09:34:13,400 Okay 10582 09:34:13,400 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10583 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10584 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10585 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10586 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10587 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10588 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10589 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10590 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10591 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10592 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10593 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10594 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10595 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10596 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10597 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10598 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10599 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10600 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10601 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10602 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10603 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10604 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10605 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10606 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10607 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:13,500 Okay 10608 09:34:13,500 --> 09:34:14,500 Okay 10609 09:34:14,500 --> 09:34:15,500 Okay 10610 09:34:15,500 --> 09:34:17,060 Young man have a seat 10611 09:34:17,060 --> 09:34:17,500 Beautiful 10612 09:34:17,500 --> 09:34:18,100 Beautiful 10613 09:34:18,100 --> 09:34:18,500 Sure 10614 09:34:18,500 --> 09:34:18,760 Sure 10615 09:34:18,760 --> 09:34:23,140 You're asking me to save but there's no chance to save 10616 09:34:23,140 --> 09:34:28,700 I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to resign 10617 09:34:28,700 --> 09:34:29,680 Oh what 10618 09:34:29,680 --> 09:34:30,360 Am I fired? 10619 09:34:30,360 --> 09:34:33,180 Yeah I'm afraid so 10620 09:34:33,180 --> 09:34:37,180 Why? 10621 09:34:37,180 --> 09:34:39,180 You blew it kid 10622 09:34:39,180 --> 09:34:46,180 Uh you see there's been a mess of trouble since you started now I know it ain't all your fault but well 10623 09:34:46,180 --> 09:34:47,180 And? 10624 09:34:47,180 --> 09:34:48,180 And? 10625 09:34:48,180 --> 09:34:53,180 When trouble starts affecting my company that's a problem you know what I mean? 10626 09:34:53,180 --> 09:34:55,180 Yes I understand 10627 09:34:55,180 --> 09:35:01,180 Thank you for everything 10628 09:35:01,180 --> 09:35:03,180 No more box 10629 09:35:10,180 --> 09:35:12,180 Fucking hell so that's it 10630 09:35:12,180 --> 09:35:15,180 After all the box work that went 10631 09:35:17,180 --> 09:35:22,180 Before and after me there I mean that was just insane to be let go in such a fucking 10632 09:35:23,180 --> 09:35:25,180 Acrimonious fashion 10633 09:35:30,180 --> 09:35:31,180 Boxed out of it 10634 09:35:31,180 --> 09:35:35,180 Now we have to wait till 10pm as well it's just insult to injury 10635 09:35:37,180 --> 09:35:41,180 I should check with everybody that's the note I've been given so 10636 09:35:42,180 --> 09:35:45,180 You know the game really loves to kick you in the balls you know 10637 09:35:46,180 --> 09:35:48,180 But just when you think you're out of the woods 10638 09:35:49,180 --> 09:35:53,180 They hit you with let's just fucking check everybody in town yeah? 10639 09:35:53,180 --> 09:35:56,180 He's Akasa 10640 09:35:56,180 --> 09:35:57,180 What is it? 10641 09:35:57,180 --> 09:36:00,180 Are you busy? 10642 09:36:00,180 --> 09:36:02,180 Yes a little 10643 09:36:02,180 --> 09:36:03,180 Oh yo 10644 09:36:03,180 --> 09:36:04,180 By the way 10645 09:36:04,180 --> 09:36:05,180 What? 10646 09:36:05,180 --> 09:36:07,180 Have you spoken to Tom lately? 10647 09:36:07,180 --> 09:36:08,180 To Tom? 10648 09:36:09,180 --> 09:36:10,180 No I haven't 10649 09:36:10,180 --> 09:36:11,180 Really? 10650 09:36:12,180 --> 09:36:14,180 Well then I guess it's okay 10651 09:36:14,180 --> 09:36:15,180 I'll be on my way 10652 09:36:15,180 --> 09:36:16,180 I'll be on my way 10653 09:36:16,180 --> 09:36:17,180 Wait real 10654 09:36:17,180 --> 09:36:19,180 You're not gonna let me finish? 10655 09:36:21,180 --> 09:36:22,180 What? 10656 09:36:22,180 --> 09:36:23,180 What's happened with Tom? 10657 09:36:23,180 --> 09:36:24,180 Well 10658 09:36:24,180 --> 09:36:27,180 Recently he just seems really depressed 10659 09:36:28,180 --> 09:36:30,180 I'm a bit worried that something's happened to him 10660 09:36:30,180 --> 09:36:32,180 So he was literally fucking dancing 10661 09:36:32,180 --> 09:36:34,180 But I guess he's okay if he hasn't said anything to you 10662 09:36:35,180 --> 09:36:36,180 Yeah 10663 09:36:36,180 --> 09:36:37,180 Sorry for bringing it up 10664 09:36:37,180 --> 09:36:38,180 It's okay 10665 09:36:40,180 --> 09:36:41,180 I'll be on my way 10666 09:36:42,180 --> 09:36:47,180 He was his usual happy go lucky chirpy kind of self you know 10667 09:36:50,180 --> 09:36:54,180 But again look it's a great game it's shining a light on the 10668 09:36:54,180 --> 09:36:55,180 Look at this fucking 10669 09:36:56,180 --> 09:36:57,180 Gonzo 10670 09:36:58,180 --> 09:37:01,180 I'm not even gonna dignify him with a chat at all 10671 09:37:01,180 --> 09:37:03,180 That guy needs see he needs 10672 09:37:04,180 --> 09:37:07,180 He needs to be ejected from the industrial state anyway 10673 09:37:08,180 --> 09:37:09,180 Doesn't belong in this place 10674 09:37:10,180 --> 09:37:12,180 This is a place where men go to work 10675 09:37:14,180 --> 09:37:19,180 But it's shining it's highlighting a situation where you know 10676 09:37:20,180 --> 09:37:23,180 People who are depressed you might not realize they're depressed 10677 09:37:24,180 --> 09:37:27,180 And we've got case number A right here look 10678 09:37:27,180 --> 09:37:29,180 I gotta give up! 10679 09:37:33,180 --> 09:37:35,180 Depressed as fuck luck! 10680 09:37:36,180 --> 09:37:38,180 Hey, Ryo! 10681 09:37:39,180 --> 09:37:40,180 Tom. 10682 09:37:40,180 --> 09:37:44,180 It's cold! I'll get you some coffee, okay? 10683 09:37:44,180 --> 09:37:46,180 I don't feel like coffee today. 10684 09:37:46,180 --> 09:37:48,180 Hey, Ryo! Look! 10685 09:37:51,180 --> 09:37:53,180 Tom, what was that leg move? 10686 09:37:53,180 --> 09:37:57,180 A friend taught me this! It's a tornado kick! 10687 09:37:59,180 --> 09:38:02,180 You want me to teach you! 10688 09:38:04,180 --> 09:38:06,180 Might as well. 10689 09:38:07,180 --> 09:38:08,180 Yeah, teach me. 10690 09:38:10,180 --> 09:38:13,180 Okay! It's your lucky day! 10691 09:38:13,180 --> 09:38:15,180 First, the music! 10692 09:38:18,180 --> 09:38:21,180 It's not weird, bizarre, or racist at all. 10693 09:38:21,180 --> 09:38:23,180 First, I'll teach you the steps. 10694 09:38:23,180 --> 09:38:25,180 You watch carefully, okay? 10695 09:38:26,180 --> 09:38:30,180 Step forward, step again, then kick! 10696 09:38:30,180 --> 09:38:31,180 Okay? 10697 09:38:33,180 --> 09:38:35,180 Very simple, okay? 10698 09:38:35,180 --> 09:38:38,180 First, try the steps. 10699 09:38:39,180 --> 09:38:42,180 You take two steps toward me. 10700 09:38:43,180 --> 09:38:44,180 Okay? 10701 09:38:51,180 --> 09:38:53,180 Okay, man! Nice steps! 10702 09:38:53,180 --> 09:38:55,180 Next, after the second step, kick! 10703 09:38:55,180 --> 09:38:58,180 Now, Ryo, you try it, okay? 10704 09:39:02,180 --> 09:39:04,180 Okay! Very good! 10705 09:39:05,180 --> 09:39:07,180 Pretty good for the first time! 10706 09:39:08,180 --> 09:39:09,180 But that's just like you, Ryo! 10707 09:39:10,180 --> 09:39:11,180 Thanks, Tom. 10708 09:39:11,180 --> 09:39:28,520 No, no, no! This is how it's done, okay? Two steps forward then! First kick! This is the real tornado kick! 10709 09:39:30,180 --> 09:39:35,520 Completely normal behavior. Nothing unusual whatsoever. 10710 09:39:35,520 --> 09:39:54,440 Only take steps at first! The kick comes after, okay? What does he want me to do? Like, I'm just doing the same thing as before. What's the difference? 10711 09:39:54,440 --> 09:40:04,840 You are forgetting the second kick, okay? You need a second kick. You need to kick twice, is it? Oh, there we go. 10712 09:40:04,840 --> 09:40:11,840 Nice. That's a common hand in the 100 man battle. 10713 09:40:11,840 --> 09:40:23,840 You got the rhythm now! Thanks, Tom. The tornado kick is very powerful, okay? This kick is perfect for when you're surrounded by multiple opponents. Do you want to practice longer? Nah. 10714 09:40:23,840 --> 09:40:24,340 Nah. 10715 09:40:27,340 --> 09:40:35,240 No, that's okay. Okay! You mastered the leg move great! You're a good teacher, Tom. Thanks. 10716 09:40:37,740 --> 09:40:43,300 What's wrong? Here we go. The music's gone. It's serious. 10717 09:40:50,840 --> 09:40:57,840 Crazy, isn't it? I got something I need to tell you, Rio. Crazy, isn't it? Tell me what? 10718 09:40:57,840 --> 09:41:10,840 Tell me what? Tomorrow, I go back to America. What? All of a sudden? That's where you're from with this. Not suddenly. I've been planning to for a while. Tom. 10719 09:41:10,840 --> 09:41:12,840 Tom... 10720 09:41:13,840 --> 09:41:17,840 Ryo, why are you going on your trip? 10721 09:41:18,840 --> 09:41:20,840 Um, I... 10722 09:41:21,840 --> 09:41:25,840 I bet it has something to do with your father. 10723 09:41:28,840 --> 09:41:31,840 Yeah, I thought so. 10724 09:41:32,840 --> 09:41:37,840 Me? I'm going back to my home. And you'll be leaving soon too. 10725 09:41:38,840 --> 09:41:40,840 Nobody can stop you. 10726 09:41:41,840 --> 09:41:42,840 Tom... 10727 09:41:44,840 --> 09:41:50,840 Even though we part ways, you'll still be one of my best friends. 10728 09:41:51,840 --> 09:41:52,840 You're mine too. 10729 09:41:57,840 --> 09:42:02,840 Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs. Get them while you can. 10730 09:42:03,840 --> 09:42:05,840 Yeah, I'll have one. 10731 09:42:05,840 --> 09:42:24,540 they're really laying it on thick here with the story and lore out of nowhere like it's just they 10732 09:42:24,540 --> 09:42:32,400 realize it's the end of the game my friend and there's tom tom that's it only moments after 10733 09:42:32,400 --> 09:42:37,140 shaking his hand is literally how's he gone through checkout how's he gone through fucking security 10734 09:42:37,140 --> 09:42:59,580 that fast how did he even get to the airport that fast peter kenny says it's before 9 11 so that's 10735 09:42:59,580 --> 09:43:11,580 probably why it was so fast I'm here you sure got guts coming here who the fuck is this lab never even met 10736 09:43:11,580 --> 09:43:23,580 this way follow me they really decided to just turn everything on its head here the last section of the game 10737 09:43:23,580 --> 09:43:45,580 wait here is quiz on coming here he passes through here on his way home from work here he comes I'm out of 10738 09:43:45,580 --> 09:44:04,300 here thanks there Aaron azuki that's why are you here guizar I want to fight you what what are you talking about ready what 10739 09:44:09,580 --> 09:44:28,580 what was Tom's fucking cake again who's our pretend to lose say what Terry will take me to land D you just a boosted to cake Harry 10740 09:44:28,580 --> 09:44:40,180 Lovely. 10741 09:44:54,860 --> 09:44:56,460 Asda, thank you very much for the tip. 10742 09:44:57,420 --> 09:44:59,740 Just need to re-wet this fella's bog here. 10743 09:45:22,740 --> 09:45:23,940 Hard schlaps. 10744 09:45:25,740 --> 09:45:27,340 Real hard fucking schlaps. 10745 09:45:28,860 --> 09:45:29,840 All we need. 10746 09:45:32,060 --> 09:45:38,380 Just get me answers in fast. 10747 09:45:38,480 --> 09:45:40,360 This is my ass on the line. 10748 09:45:40,360 --> 09:45:43,940 Thank you very much there, Francis Ailing Eyesight. 10749 09:45:43,940 --> 09:45:45,080 It's actually okay. 10750 09:45:45,740 --> 09:45:46,680 I hope. 10751 09:45:47,520 --> 09:45:48,560 I can fucking wonder though. 10752 09:45:48,980 --> 09:45:50,240 Long spells the monitor. 10753 09:45:50,400 --> 09:45:52,400 You might end up with computer face. 10754 09:45:53,620 --> 09:45:57,840 That kind of like sunken eyes, pale complexion. 10755 09:46:04,720 --> 09:46:07,280 It's a slap fest down the docks here. 10756 09:46:07,280 --> 09:46:07,380 You're not too bad. 10757 09:46:08,500 --> 09:46:09,080 Nor you. 10758 09:46:10,480 --> 09:46:12,400 It's my lucky day. 10759 09:46:12,640 --> 09:46:12,980 Great. 10760 09:46:13,060 --> 09:46:15,720 Things are about to get very calm here. 10761 09:46:15,720 --> 09:46:18,420 I missed that. 10762 09:46:18,520 --> 09:46:19,140 That was a shame. 10763 09:46:23,040 --> 09:46:31,200 I can fight him again because I missed that one quick time. 10764 09:46:31,200 --> 09:46:32,300 Come on. 10765 09:46:40,640 --> 09:46:41,640 Oh no, I don't. 10766 09:46:41,640 --> 09:46:41,640 I'm sorry. 10767 09:46:41,640 --> 09:46:47,760 I had to go back. 10768 09:46:47,760 --> 09:46:49,240 I'll always be beginning to fight with him. 10769 09:46:49,240 --> 09:46:53,520 You know, you're not too bad. 10770 09:46:53,780 --> 09:46:55,240 Nor you. 10771 09:46:56,660 --> 09:46:58,500 It's my lucky day. 10772 09:46:59,220 --> 09:47:01,640 I'll get rid of both of you at one time. 10773 09:47:05,740 --> 09:47:07,140 Just as I suspected. 10774 09:47:07,580 --> 09:47:09,180 Hey, can you move? 10775 09:47:09,460 --> 09:47:11,700 Uh, let's settle our dispute later. 10776 09:47:12,140 --> 09:47:12,640 You're on. 10777 09:47:15,440 --> 09:47:16,740 That's low, Terry. 10778 09:47:16,740 --> 09:47:18,740 I will make you pay. 10779 09:47:18,740 --> 09:47:21,920 You like me that much. 10780 09:47:21,920 --> 09:47:24,420 Let me invite you to hell. 10781 09:47:24,980 --> 09:47:25,460 Wait. 10782 09:47:29,500 --> 09:47:32,760 How does someone finish this game in six and a half hours? 10783 09:47:32,900 --> 09:47:33,520 I'd love to know. 10784 09:47:33,520 --> 09:47:54,180 Is trouble your middle name? Save your complaints for later. Fine. Watch yourself. You too. 10785 09:47:59,300 --> 09:48:03,160 I wonder, is this the hundred man battle? Is this how it starts? 10786 09:48:03,160 --> 09:48:07,740 Fucking hell. 10787 09:48:21,380 --> 09:48:23,000 Okay, who's first? 10788 09:48:27,200 --> 09:48:31,880 I remember having hard fucking trouble trying to clock this bit five years ago. 10789 09:48:31,880 --> 09:48:32,880 Come on. 10790 09:48:42,100 --> 09:48:52,400 Flap of God, you take away the limbs of the world. Have mercy on us. Flap of God, you take away the scumbags of the docks. 10791 09:48:54,260 --> 09:48:55,560 Grant us peace. 10792 09:48:55,560 --> 09:49:06,400 All tuckered out, are we? Watch yourself! 10793 09:49:21,400 --> 09:49:22,860 Getting dodgy. 10794 09:49:33,300 --> 09:49:36,000 Just giant fucking slaps. 10795 09:49:37,660 --> 09:49:40,040 Open-handed palm down jab. 10796 09:49:40,040 --> 09:49:41,200 Not too bad. 10797 09:49:47,500 --> 09:49:51,760 Thank you very much there, Dublin City Simulator. Very, very kind of you. 10798 09:49:59,040 --> 09:50:07,820 Absolutely cracking skulls down the Docklands, you see. That's exactly what we're here to do, and hopefully now we don't have to go right back to the beginning of the fight. 10799 09:50:09,260 --> 09:50:17,560 Because these guys are getting progressively harder. You can notice they're actually able to take a few more slaps than the other lads. 10800 09:50:19,780 --> 09:50:27,180 They've got a great appetite for slap. They eat slap on a daily basis. They're actually born to slap. 10801 09:50:36,060 --> 09:50:38,540 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10802 09:50:39,980 --> 09:50:41,380 Shall I take them all on? 10803 09:50:42,180 --> 09:50:44,220 Cognitive therapy event, is it? 10804 09:50:44,220 --> 09:50:45,060 Oh! 10805 09:50:45,060 --> 09:50:46,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10806 09:50:46,060 --> 09:50:47,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10807 09:50:47,060 --> 09:50:48,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10808 09:50:48,060 --> 09:50:49,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10809 09:50:49,060 --> 09:50:50,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10810 09:50:50,060 --> 09:50:51,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10811 09:50:51,060 --> 09:50:52,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10812 09:50:52,060 --> 09:50:53,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10813 09:50:53,060 --> 09:50:54,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10814 09:50:54,060 --> 09:50:55,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10815 09:50:55,060 --> 09:50:56,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10816 09:50:56,060 --> 09:50:57,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10817 09:50:57,060 --> 09:50:58,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10818 09:50:58,060 --> 09:50:59,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10819 09:50:59,060 --> 09:51:00,060 CTE soon, says DPRA. What's that? 10820 09:51:00,060 --> 09:51:02,060 You've got potential. 10821 09:51:15,060 --> 09:51:23,060 Nice variety of fucking characters here. They're all different looking and I've not seen one repetition yet. 10822 09:51:23,060 --> 09:51:28,060 So, fair play to them for having that sort of fucking variety going on, you know? 10823 09:51:28,060 --> 09:51:33,060 I could've easily become lazy and just repeated a few of the same skins. 10824 09:51:36,060 --> 09:51:40,060 Woah, this guy with the bat, he's a... he's a mean little bollocks. 10825 09:51:41,060 --> 09:51:43,060 He's gonna fucking do me. 10826 09:51:44,060 --> 09:51:46,060 He's gonna do me. 10827 09:51:51,060 --> 09:51:52,060 Fuck it. 10828 09:51:52,060 --> 09:51:57,060 Uh, thank you very much there, Oxjaw Hand and real Trouble Hazuki. 10829 09:51:58,060 --> 09:52:03,060 Very, very kind of ya. Unfortunately, we have to, uh, start back from the very beginning and again. 10830 09:52:04,060 --> 09:52:07,060 Hardest part of the game, but it is near the end of the game. 10831 09:52:07,060 --> 09:52:11,060 We just have a hundred man battle, and then... 10832 09:52:12,060 --> 09:52:16,060 A fucking, uh, slap-up slap fest with Gollum. 10833 09:52:16,060 --> 09:52:17,060 Save your complaints for later. 10834 09:52:17,060 --> 09:52:18,060 Aka, Smeedy. 10835 09:52:18,060 --> 09:52:19,060 Fine. 10836 09:52:19,060 --> 09:52:20,060 Watch yourself. 10837 09:52:20,060 --> 09:52:23,060 And then it's... we ride off into the sunset, it's... or sail off into the sunset, it's grand. 10838 09:52:23,060 --> 09:52:24,060 Come on. 10839 09:52:24,060 --> 09:52:24,060 That's nice, look at that! 10840 09:52:24,060 --> 09:52:25,060 That's nice, look at that! 10841 09:52:25,060 --> 09:52:26,060 That's nice, look at that! 10842 09:52:26,060 --> 09:52:27,060 That's nice, look at that! 10843 09:52:27,060 --> 09:52:28,060 That's nice, look at that! 10844 09:52:28,060 --> 09:52:29,060 That's nice, look at that! 10845 09:52:29,060 --> 09:52:30,060 That's nice, look at that! 10846 09:52:30,060 --> 09:52:31,060 That's nice, look at that! 10847 09:52:31,060 --> 09:52:33,060 That's nice, look at that! 10848 09:52:33,060 --> 09:52:34,060 Okay, who's first? 10849 09:52:34,060 --> 09:52:35,060 That's nice, look at that! 10850 09:52:35,060 --> 09:52:36,060 Okay, who's first? 10851 09:52:36,060 --> 09:52:37,060 That's nice, look at that! 10852 09:52:37,060 --> 09:52:38,060 That's nice, look at that! 10853 09:52:38,060 --> 09:52:39,060 That's nice, look at that! 10854 09:52:39,060 --> 09:52:40,060 That's nice, look at that! 10855 09:52:40,060 --> 09:52:41,060 That's nice, look at that! 10856 09:52:41,060 --> 09:52:42,060 That's nice, look at that! 10857 09:52:42,060 --> 09:52:43,060 That's nice, look at that! 10858 09:52:43,060 --> 09:52:44,060 That's nice, look at that! 10859 09:52:44,060 --> 09:52:46,060 That's nice, look at that! 10860 09:52:46,060 --> 09:52:51,060 That's nice, look at that! 10861 09:52:51,060 --> 09:52:52,060 That's nice, look at that! 10862 09:52:52,060 --> 09:52:53,060 That's nice, look at that! 10863 09:52:53,060 --> 09:52:54,060 That's nice, look at that! 10864 09:52:54,060 --> 09:52:55,060 That's nice, look at that! 10865 09:52:55,060 --> 09:52:56,060 That's nice, look at that! 10866 09:52:56,060 --> 09:52:57,060 That's nice, look at that! 10867 09:52:57,060 --> 09:52:58,060 That's nice, look at that! 10868 09:52:58,060 --> 09:52:59,060 That's nice, look at that! 10869 09:52:59,060 --> 09:53:00,060 That's nice, look at that! 10870 09:53:00,060 --> 09:53:01,060 That's nice, look at that! 10871 09:53:01,060 --> 09:53:02,060 That's nice, look at that! 10872 09:53:02,060 --> 09:53:03,060 That's nice, look at that! 10873 09:53:03,060 --> 09:53:04,060 That's nice, look at that! 10874 09:53:04,060 --> 09:53:05,060 That's nice, look at that! 10875 09:53:05,060 --> 09:53:06,060 That's nice, look at that! 10876 09:53:06,060 --> 09:53:07,060 That's nice, look at that! 10877 09:53:07,060 --> 09:53:08,060 That's nice, look at that! 10878 09:53:08,060 --> 09:53:09,060 That's nice, look at that! 10879 09:53:09,060 --> 09:53:10,060 That's nice, look at that! 10880 09:53:10,060 --> 09:53:11,060 That's nice, look at that! 10881 09:53:11,060 --> 09:53:12,060 That's nice, look at that! 10882 09:53:12,060 --> 09:53:13,060 That's nice, look at that! 10883 09:53:13,060 --> 09:53:21,120 in movies slash games slash TV shows where the protagonist would say just basic shite like that. 10884 09:53:21,640 --> 09:53:23,160 Okay, who's first? 10885 09:53:25,060 --> 09:53:27,240 Try this one on for size. 10886 09:53:35,900 --> 09:53:39,560 I mean, there would be no talking in that situation. 10887 09:53:39,720 --> 09:53:41,060 There'd be lots of... 10888 09:53:41,060 --> 09:53:52,420 There'd just be grunts, moans, and brain sounds that were, you know, involuntary. 10889 09:53:58,980 --> 09:54:02,500 I'm gonna run away over here and maybe I'll get a bit of fucking... 10890 09:54:02,500 --> 09:54:05,000 Maybe energy from just running away. 10891 09:54:05,000 --> 09:54:05,660 You get surrounded! 10892 09:54:06,380 --> 09:54:06,660 Right. 10893 09:54:06,660 --> 09:54:14,840 That's a nice little move there. 10894 09:54:15,820 --> 09:54:18,020 The old Jiminy Cricket, I call that one. 10895 09:54:19,360 --> 09:54:20,200 Lemony Snicket. 10896 09:54:25,860 --> 09:54:26,760 Captain Slap. 10897 09:54:28,880 --> 09:54:29,620 Fucking hell. 10898 09:54:30,160 --> 09:54:31,940 He's a fucking hard nut. 10899 09:54:32,660 --> 09:54:35,880 There's no way I'm gonna be able to take on the Billy Baseball Bat. 10900 09:54:35,960 --> 09:54:36,760 He's gonna come down. 10901 09:54:36,840 --> 09:54:37,460 I'm gonna be fucked. 10902 09:54:44,100 --> 09:54:46,380 I wonder how do you regenerate health. 10903 09:54:46,460 --> 09:54:48,220 Is that even happening here? 10904 09:54:48,440 --> 09:54:48,960 I don't know. 10905 09:54:52,680 --> 09:54:54,080 Seems to be regenerating. 10906 09:55:00,480 --> 09:55:02,860 It's just like stand around for a bit like this. 10907 09:55:02,920 --> 09:55:04,380 Let him soak up some of the trouble. 10908 09:55:06,960 --> 09:55:07,460 Nice. 10909 09:55:13,640 --> 09:55:16,340 Some of these lads were outside my slap radius. 10910 09:55:16,520 --> 09:55:17,120 Come on! 10911 09:55:18,420 --> 09:55:19,180 Right, here we go. 10912 09:55:21,840 --> 09:55:23,260 Radius of slap. 10913 09:55:28,260 --> 09:55:29,800 This fucker's a tough cunt. 10914 09:55:30,200 --> 09:55:33,100 There's no way you can counteract the Bat. 10915 09:55:33,340 --> 09:55:34,860 How do you counteract the Bat? 10916 09:55:35,700 --> 09:55:38,280 I'm gonna run away and let the other Buck deal with them. 10917 09:55:41,680 --> 09:55:42,440 Fat-sh. 10918 09:55:42,580 --> 09:55:43,640 Thank you very much there. 10919 09:55:43,780 --> 09:55:45,460 Fat Sean spelt with a PH. 10920 09:55:45,660 --> 09:55:46,460 Fat, so that's cool. 10921 09:55:49,040 --> 09:55:49,820 Thanks for the tip. 10922 09:55:57,820 --> 09:56:00,760 Thank you very much for the tip there, Sean. 10923 09:56:01,100 --> 09:56:02,200 Get into this now. 10924 09:56:06,220 --> 09:56:06,620 Nice. 10925 09:56:06,680 --> 09:56:09,380 He's getting a nice flake in that Buck with the Bat. 10926 09:56:11,720 --> 09:56:14,480 You just have to run away when he swings at you. 10927 09:56:19,360 --> 09:56:20,000 Come on! 10928 09:56:20,000 --> 09:56:31,660 And he takes some slapping. 10929 09:56:33,820 --> 09:56:35,660 Look at the jumper on the other fella there. 10930 09:56:35,840 --> 09:56:40,380 He's got like an Afro-centric sort of fucking jumper on. 10931 09:56:40,400 --> 09:56:41,020 It's pretty cool. 10932 09:56:41,100 --> 09:56:41,620 It's trendy. 10933 09:56:47,280 --> 09:56:47,700 Come on! 10934 09:56:47,700 --> 09:56:49,700 Yes! 10935 09:56:53,780 --> 09:56:54,200 He's done. 10936 09:56:54,380 --> 09:56:54,720 He's done. 10937 09:56:54,800 --> 09:56:55,160 He's done. 10938 09:56:55,560 --> 09:56:58,740 I'd love to pick up that Bat now and really take charge. 10939 09:57:13,240 --> 09:57:15,240 A bit of run in here just to... 10940 09:57:18,820 --> 09:57:20,820 Let's fucking slap Master here. 10941 09:57:25,260 --> 09:57:26,240 Hey, you okay? 10942 09:57:27,160 --> 09:57:27,880 Shut up! 10943 09:57:32,340 --> 09:57:32,900 Haha. 10944 09:57:33,320 --> 09:57:34,280 He got dealt with. 10945 09:57:38,680 --> 09:57:39,940 Brock Lesnar there. 10946 09:57:41,400 --> 09:57:42,520 Brooklyn hipster. 10947 09:57:42,520 --> 09:57:46,520 Sports suit. 10948 09:57:46,520 --> 09:57:48,520 Should I take them all on? 10949 09:57:48,520 --> 09:57:49,520 Basic sportsman. 10950 09:57:52,520 --> 09:57:53,520 Varsity league. 10951 09:57:54,520 --> 09:57:55,520 College boy. 10952 09:58:11,520 --> 09:58:12,520 Shane gang. 10953 09:58:13,520 --> 09:58:14,520 Goldy looking Shane. 10954 09:58:17,520 --> 09:58:18,520 There's the guy from the hood. 10955 09:58:18,520 --> 09:58:19,520 Come on. 10956 09:58:24,520 --> 09:58:26,520 What kind of a fucking situation was that? 10957 09:58:26,520 --> 09:58:30,520 He tried to lob a box from like a football field away. 10958 09:58:30,520 --> 09:58:32,520 Where did he think he was going with that one? 10959 09:58:33,520 --> 09:58:35,520 I'd love to pick this fucking thing up. 10960 09:58:35,520 --> 09:58:36,520 You can. 10961 09:58:37,520 --> 09:59:00,460 Uh oh, leather daddy time. YMCA. It's fun to see it though. Oh yeah. Really hurting these lads. You hammered your leather daddy. 10962 09:59:02,040 --> 09:59:30,320 Thighs of the cut. Like his crotch is on line with my chest. I'm just gonna run away from that guy. He looks exactly like the Japanese controversial infamous Japanese TV character called Hard Gay. Which if you don't know I'd say you should have a look on YouTube. 10963 09:59:30,320 --> 09:59:48,500 He's getting fucking railroaded here. Fucking hell. 10964 09:59:52,080 --> 10:00:03,260 He's blocking my slaps. Nice. Where's my friend, my partner in crime gone? Because I've no way of dealing with this fucking balloon. 10965 10:00:04,700 --> 10:00:13,240 He's completely and utterly desecrating my faith. I don't know how to react or live with him around my town. 10966 10:00:19,460 --> 10:00:22,080 For fuck's sake, I don't want to die here. 10967 10:00:26,120 --> 10:00:27,320 Getting weaponed. 10968 10:00:33,600 --> 10:00:34,480 Oh fuck. 10969 10:00:44,480 --> 10:00:48,160 I can't run away. He gets me in the end. I end up slowing down. 10970 10:00:49,440 --> 10:00:50,620 Fox, thanks for the tip. 10971 10:00:53,340 --> 10:00:54,600 Foxford man, thank you very much. 10972 10:00:54,860 --> 10:00:57,760 And Shen, meowy, thank you very much for the tip. 10973 10:00:57,880 --> 10:00:58,480 I can't... 10974 10:00:59,620 --> 10:01:00,240 Theme. 10975 10:01:00,780 --> 10:01:01,460 Oh yes. 10976 10:01:03,380 --> 10:01:04,620 Miss Lara Croft. 10977 10:01:05,920 --> 10:01:07,120 Miss Lara Croft. 10978 10:01:07,440 --> 10:01:08,160 Oh my... 10979 10:01:08,160 --> 10:01:09,780 This is gonna be the toughest... 10980 10:01:09,780 --> 10:01:12,460 Out of the whole shebangle now. 10981 10:01:12,540 --> 10:01:12,920 This guy. 10982 10:01:14,300 --> 10:01:16,220 Old granny slippers himself. 10983 10:01:17,620 --> 10:01:19,560 This is who the hell you think you're dealing with. 10984 10:01:21,300 --> 10:01:21,620 Yeah. 10985 10:01:24,140 --> 10:01:24,500 Wrong. 10986 10:01:26,500 --> 10:01:26,880 Fuck. 10987 10:01:30,440 --> 10:01:32,980 Don't tell me I have to go all the way back to the hundred man battle again. 10988 10:01:33,120 --> 10:01:33,780 Thank God. 10989 10:01:33,780 --> 10:01:42,520 Hazuki, stand back. This one is mine. 10990 10:01:44,460 --> 10:01:46,760 This is who the hell you think you're dealing with. 10991 10:01:52,940 --> 10:01:54,220 I'll take this. 10992 10:01:55,680 --> 10:01:57,260 Gotta learn to fight fair. 10993 10:01:57,260 --> 10:02:11,100 What did he throw into the air there? 10994 10:02:16,640 --> 10:02:19,580 Threw some sand in your man's eyes. Pocket sand. 10995 10:02:22,440 --> 10:02:25,060 Wow, a lot of people very quickly just say, 10996 10:02:25,260 --> 10:02:28,540 Pocket sand. Pocket sand. I never knew. Is that actually a thing? 10997 10:02:39,800 --> 10:02:42,140 Thanks very much, Shen Mewi, for the tip. 10998 10:02:42,300 --> 10:02:44,240 Please say hello to our cat, Higgins, 10999 10:02:44,740 --> 10:02:47,600 who fell asleep after watching eight hours of Shenmue. 11000 10:02:47,600 --> 10:02:48,400 Fair play. 11001 10:02:51,100 --> 10:02:52,680 Thank you very much for the tip. 11002 10:02:53,260 --> 10:02:57,180 Flapjaw Yokel and Ryo Trouble Hazuki. 11003 10:02:57,640 --> 10:02:58,780 Thank you very much there. 11004 10:02:59,620 --> 10:03:01,780 And none other than Hash Demon. 11005 10:03:02,280 --> 10:03:04,260 Thank you very much there for the tip, Hash Demon. 11006 10:03:04,400 --> 10:03:05,220 I hope you're getting that one. 11007 10:03:07,800 --> 10:03:08,700 And now it's Dawn. 11008 10:03:09,540 --> 10:03:10,140 And now... 11009 10:03:10,140 --> 10:03:16,500 We have to fight Smeagol now and then it's all fucking done, I promise. 11010 10:03:17,020 --> 10:03:18,340 The pain is nearly over. 11011 10:03:18,500 --> 10:03:19,960 The beatings have stopped. 11012 10:03:19,960 --> 10:03:21,060 I'll talk to my father. 11013 10:03:22,660 --> 10:03:23,540 Pain is over. 11014 10:03:23,660 --> 10:03:25,960 You can leave the basement soon enough, okay? 11015 10:03:25,960 --> 10:03:26,320 I'll ask my father to help you out. 11016 10:03:28,520 --> 10:03:29,720 Really? 11017 10:03:30,520 --> 10:03:32,360 Contact me later, okay? 11018 10:03:34,160 --> 10:03:34,560 Guizana. 11019 10:03:36,560 --> 10:03:37,160 What? 11020 10:03:38,720 --> 10:03:39,420 Thank you. 11021 10:03:41,220 --> 10:03:41,640 No. 11022 10:03:42,920 --> 10:03:43,920 That's my line. 11023 10:03:56,300 --> 10:03:57,320 That's my line. 11024 10:04:00,240 --> 10:04:02,920 How'd you go home to bed after a night like that, huh? 11025 10:04:02,920 --> 10:04:06,080 You'd be fucking wired. 11026 10:04:06,760 --> 10:04:08,340 I have something for you. 11027 10:04:08,700 --> 10:04:09,020 Huh? 11028 10:04:09,420 --> 10:04:09,900 This. 11029 10:04:12,600 --> 10:04:14,220 It's father when he was young. 11030 10:04:14,680 --> 10:04:15,640 Who's that with him? 11031 10:04:16,600 --> 10:04:17,680 I have no idea. 11032 10:04:20,120 --> 10:04:21,520 Never seen him before. 11033 10:04:22,180 --> 10:04:23,420 Fouksan, where'd you get it? 11034 10:04:23,800 --> 10:04:24,760 Found it in the basement. 11035 10:04:25,360 --> 10:04:25,800 Really? 11036 10:04:26,280 --> 10:04:27,940 Why would he keep this down there? 11037 10:04:30,000 --> 10:04:30,760 Well... 11038 10:04:30,760 --> 10:04:32,240 Night, Ryo-san. 11039 10:04:32,700 --> 10:04:33,160 Night. 11040 10:04:33,160 --> 10:04:33,660 Night. 11041 10:05:00,000 --> 10:05:01,140 Thanks very much. 11042 10:05:01,840 --> 10:05:02,680 Plan year west. 11043 10:05:03,600 --> 10:05:05,140 And Ryuchi Sakabubu. 11044 10:05:05,240 --> 10:05:06,100 What a beautiful name. 11045 10:05:06,680 --> 10:05:07,120 Sakabubu. 11046 10:05:07,960 --> 10:05:13,600 Francis, have you thought about hiring Hot Dog Tom as your cut man slash coach for the future? 11047 10:05:14,240 --> 10:05:15,080 Tussles like that. 11048 10:05:15,520 --> 10:05:16,820 There is no chance of getting back. 11049 10:05:17,260 --> 10:05:18,200 He had a brother. 11050 10:05:18,400 --> 10:05:20,660 He needed to go back to America or something like that. 11051 10:05:20,880 --> 10:05:21,800 Look, he's gone. 11052 10:05:21,940 --> 10:05:22,800 Tom's gone, baby. 11053 10:05:22,980 --> 10:05:23,600 Tom's gone. 11054 10:05:23,760 --> 10:05:24,100 There's no... 11055 10:05:24,100 --> 10:05:24,960 He's not coming back. 11056 10:05:25,560 --> 10:05:27,860 No matter what kind of sausage is on offer. 11057 10:05:28,860 --> 10:05:30,600 And that's Hot Dog Sausage now. 11058 10:05:30,600 --> 10:05:38,620 Look, Tom went home to the United States. 11059 10:05:39,360 --> 10:05:42,860 I defeated Terry, but Landy's gone to Hong Kong. 11060 10:05:42,860 --> 10:05:43,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11061 10:05:43,860 --> 10:05:43,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11062 10:05:43,860 --> 10:05:43,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11063 10:05:43,860 --> 10:05:44,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11064 10:05:44,860 --> 10:05:45,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11065 10:05:45,860 --> 10:05:46,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11066 10:05:46,860 --> 10:05:47,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11067 10:05:47,860 --> 10:05:48,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11068 10:05:48,860 --> 10:05:49,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11069 10:05:49,860 --> 10:05:50,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11070 10:05:50,860 --> 10:05:51,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11071 10:05:51,860 --> 10:05:52,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11072 10:05:52,860 --> 10:05:53,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11073 10:05:53,860 --> 10:05:54,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11074 10:05:54,860 --> 10:05:55,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11075 10:05:55,860 --> 10:05:56,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11076 10:05:56,860 --> 10:05:57,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11077 10:05:57,860 --> 10:05:58,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11078 10:05:58,860 --> 10:05:59,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11079 10:05:59,860 --> 10:06:00,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11080 10:06:00,860 --> 10:06:01,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11081 10:06:01,860 --> 10:06:02,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11082 10:06:02,860 --> 10:06:03,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11083 10:06:03,860 --> 10:06:04,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11084 10:06:04,860 --> 10:06:05,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11085 10:06:05,860 --> 10:06:06,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11086 10:06:06,860 --> 10:06:07,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11087 10:06:07,860 --> 10:06:08,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11088 10:06:08,860 --> 10:06:09,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11089 10:06:09,860 --> 10:06:10,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11090 10:06:10,860 --> 10:06:11,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11091 10:06:11,860 --> 10:06:12,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11092 10:06:12,860 --> 10:06:13,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11093 10:06:13,860 --> 10:06:14,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11094 10:06:14,860 --> 10:06:15,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11095 10:06:15,860 --> 10:06:16,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11096 10:06:16,860 --> 10:06:17,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11097 10:06:17,860 --> 10:06:18,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11098 10:06:18,860 --> 10:06:19,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11099 10:06:19,860 --> 10:06:20,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11100 10:06:20,860 --> 10:06:21,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11101 10:06:21,860 --> 10:06:22,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11102 10:06:22,860 --> 10:06:23,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11103 10:06:23,860 --> 10:06:24,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11104 10:06:24,860 --> 10:06:25,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11105 10:06:25,860 --> 10:06:26,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11106 10:06:26,860 --> 10:06:27,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11107 10:06:27,860 --> 10:06:28,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11108 10:06:28,860 --> 10:06:29,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11109 10:06:29,860 --> 10:06:30,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11110 10:06:30,860 --> 10:06:31,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11111 10:06:31,860 --> 10:06:32,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11112 10:06:32,860 --> 10:06:33,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11113 10:06:33,860 --> 10:06:34,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11114 10:06:34,860 --> 10:06:35,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11115 10:06:35,860 --> 10:06:36,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11116 10:06:36,860 --> 10:06:37,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11117 10:06:37,860 --> 10:06:38,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11118 10:06:38,860 --> 10:06:39,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11119 10:06:39,860 --> 10:06:40,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11120 10:06:40,860 --> 10:06:41,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11121 10:06:41,860 --> 10:06:42,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11122 10:06:42,860 --> 10:06:43,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11123 10:06:43,860 --> 10:06:44,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11124 10:06:44,860 --> 10:06:45,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11125 10:06:45,860 --> 10:06:46,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11126 10:06:46,860 --> 10:06:47,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11127 10:06:47,860 --> 10:06:48,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11128 10:06:48,860 --> 10:06:49,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11129 10:06:49,860 --> 10:06:50,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11130 10:06:50,860 --> 10:06:51,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11131 10:06:51,860 --> 10:06:52,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11132 10:06:52,860 --> 10:06:53,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11133 10:06:53,860 --> 10:06:54,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11134 10:06:54,860 --> 10:06:55,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11135 10:06:55,860 --> 10:06:56,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11136 10:06:56,860 --> 10:06:57,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11137 10:06:57,860 --> 10:06:58,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11138 10:06:58,860 --> 10:06:59,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11139 10:06:59,860 --> 10:07:00,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11140 10:07:00,860 --> 10:07:01,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11141 10:07:01,860 --> 10:07:02,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11142 10:07:02,860 --> 10:07:03,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11143 10:07:03,860 --> 10:07:04,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11144 10:07:04,860 --> 10:07:06,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11145 10:07:06,860 --> 10:07:07,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11146 10:07:07,860 --> 10:07:08,860 I was going to be a little bit. 11147 10:07:08,860 --> 10:07:09,860 I'm leaving. 11148 10:07:09,860 --> 10:07:10,860 Oh, look there. 11149 10:07:10,860 --> 10:07:25,860 We have the trope, the anime trope. 11150 10:07:25,860 --> 10:07:29,860 I'm gone away to Tokyo. 11151 10:07:29,860 --> 10:07:32,860 It's a Hong Kong. 11152 10:07:32,860 --> 10:07:34,860 I'll give you a ring when I get there. 11153 10:07:34,860 --> 10:07:47,860 Really is, yeah, the beginning of Fatal Deviation. 11154 10:07:47,860 --> 10:07:53,860 Rock Band Boy Zone. 11155 10:07:53,860 --> 10:07:56,860 Miss Lara Croft. 11156 10:07:56,860 --> 10:07:57,860 Miss Lara Croft. 11157 10:07:57,860 --> 10:07:59,860 Thank you very much there for the tip. 11158 10:07:59,860 --> 10:08:01,860 Miss Lara Croft. 11159 10:08:01,860 --> 10:08:02,860 What? 11160 10:08:02,860 --> 10:08:03,860 What? 11161 10:08:03,860 --> 10:08:04,860 What? 11162 10:08:04,860 --> 10:08:34,840 I'm sorry. 11163 10:08:34,840 --> 10:08:57,160 You know every mistake. You cry yourself to sleep at night. Feels like this night will never end. Emote situ. You look down from a distance. Handheld gaming devices. 11164 10:08:57,160 --> 10:09:06,600 You cross the sea of the spectacle. Digital house. 11165 10:09:06,600 --> 10:09:11,480 And then you realize that it's happening to you. 11166 10:09:11,480 --> 10:09:13,480 - - 11167 10:09:13,480 --> 10:09:17,480 - - This is happening to you. 11168 10:09:17,480 --> 10:09:21,480 - - This is happening to you. 11169 10:09:21,480 --> 10:09:25,480 - - This is happening to you. 11170 10:09:25,480 --> 10:09:28,920 - This is happening to you. 11171 10:09:28,920 --> 10:09:31,760 - In Montecito. 11172 10:09:31,760 --> 10:09:35,760 - It's just like... 11173 10:09:35,760 --> 10:09:46,000 - - Thank you very much there for the tip. 11174 10:09:46,000 --> 10:09:48,000 Pokey sound. 11175 10:09:48,000 --> 10:10:00,000 - - It's a well-paid job. 11176 10:10:00,000 --> 10:10:04,920 - - He made five for... 11177 10:10:04,920 --> 10:10:15,160 - - Thank you for arranging my trip to Hong Kong. 11178 10:10:15,160 --> 10:10:21,400 - Thanks to you, the long jaw was thwarted. It was the least I could do. 11179 10:10:21,400 --> 10:10:23,400 - - Thank you very much. 11180 10:10:23,400 --> 10:10:25,400 - - You're too reckless. 11181 10:10:25,400 --> 10:10:33,640 - It worries me, so... I'm going with you. What do you mean? 11182 10:10:33,640 --> 10:10:35,640 - - I cannot allow you to go alone. 11183 10:10:35,640 --> 10:10:37,640 - - Is it a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good side to it? 11184 10:10:37,640 --> 10:10:43,880 - - Besides, we also need to know what Lan Di is doing. 11185 10:10:43,880 --> 10:10:45,880 - - That's the gist of it. 11186 10:10:45,880 --> 10:10:47,880 - 11187 10:10:47,880 --> 10:10:49,880 - 11188 10:10:49,880 --> 10:10:58,120 - - - The diving swallow style should be useful on your journey. 11189 10:10:58,120 --> 10:11:00,120 - What? 11190 10:11:00,120 --> 10:11:08,360 - - A style from the Hebei province in use since the Song Dynasty. 11191 10:11:08,360 --> 10:11:14,600 - - I will teach you its most sacred move, the Swallow Flip. 11192 10:11:14,600 --> 10:11:16,600 - - - Yes. 11193 10:11:16,600 --> 10:11:20,940 You utilize your opponent's attack to flip them. 11194 10:11:21,880 --> 10:11:24,180 First, I will explain the basic form. 11195 10:11:24,560 --> 10:11:25,500 Watch closely. 11196 10:11:25,800 --> 10:11:29,460 I remember getting stuck on this for fucking ages the last time. 11197 10:11:29,620 --> 10:11:30,620 I need to concentrate. 11198 10:11:30,620 --> 10:11:34,200 You take one step backwards to parry the opponent's attack. 11199 10:11:34,660 --> 10:11:36,120 One step back to parry. 11200 10:11:36,120 --> 10:11:40,400 Then focus power in your arms to throw your opponent off balance. 11201 10:11:41,680 --> 10:11:44,540 Immediately, kick their legs out and flip. 11202 10:11:44,960 --> 10:11:47,540 In actual combat, you'd strike here. 11203 10:11:48,500 --> 10:11:51,260 The throw alone won't incapacitate your opponent. 11204 10:11:53,780 --> 10:11:56,760 First, try to execute the proper form. 11205 10:11:57,780 --> 10:12:00,600 Shift your weight while taking one step back. 11206 10:12:05,240 --> 10:12:07,480 So, you've acquired the form. 11207 10:12:08,040 --> 10:12:13,220 Next, as you drop, use your arms to throw your opponent off balance. 11208 10:12:13,600 --> 10:12:15,160 Well then, give it a try. 11209 10:12:16,020 --> 10:12:17,840 It's not telling me what button to press, you know? 11210 10:12:23,920 --> 10:12:26,180 There's no power in your arms. 11211 10:12:34,120 --> 10:12:36,340 There's no power in your arms. 11212 10:12:36,340 --> 10:12:49,740 There's no power in your arms. 11213 10:12:55,280 --> 10:12:57,640 You're putting too much force in your legs. 11214 10:13:00,820 --> 10:13:04,760 Jeff fucking kicked his head in accidentally and it killed him. 11215 10:13:04,760 --> 10:13:06,760 And then there was no... 11216 10:13:07,400 --> 10:13:08,980 That was it. I just got on the boat. 11217 10:13:17,260 --> 10:13:21,580 Give me there. I'm doing what you just said to do. 11218 10:13:27,160 --> 10:13:27,720 Yes. 11219 10:13:30,300 --> 10:13:34,140 Back plus X immediately tripping the opponent A then striking X. 11220 10:13:34,140 --> 10:13:35,460 Well, let us begin. 11221 10:13:37,180 --> 10:13:38,380 Gui Zhang, spar. 11222 10:13:40,000 --> 10:13:40,400 Yes. 11223 10:13:42,100 --> 10:13:43,580 I'm just going to skip this, can I? 11224 10:13:43,680 --> 10:13:44,460 No, you can't skip it. 11225 10:13:46,380 --> 10:13:46,680 Nice. 11226 10:13:47,280 --> 10:13:51,580 You take one step backwards to parry the opponent's attack. 11227 10:13:52,140 --> 10:13:55,140 But surely he has to attack so I can do the fucking... 11228 10:13:55,140 --> 10:13:56,480 ...who backwards. 11229 10:13:56,480 --> 10:13:57,580 ...who backwards. 11230 10:13:57,580 --> 10:13:58,900 ...who backwards. 11231 10:13:58,900 --> 10:14:02,020 Immediately kick their legs out and flip. 11232 10:14:02,020 --> 10:14:04,960 In actual combat, you'd strike here. 11233 10:14:04,960 --> 10:14:08,680 The throw alone won't incapacitate your opponent. 11234 10:14:10,020 --> 10:14:16,200 The key is to focus power in your legs exactly when your opponent lunges. 11235 10:14:16,200 --> 10:14:18,140 There's no flower on your arms. 11236 10:14:18,140 --> 10:14:18,940 Give it a try. 11237 10:14:22,140 --> 10:14:27,400 Okay, so JohnsonLabster says back plus X immediately tripping A and then striking X. 11238 10:14:27,400 --> 10:14:28,360 So back plus X. 11239 10:14:30,420 --> 10:14:32,420 So you've acquired the form. 11240 10:14:32,980 --> 10:14:37,980 Next, as you drop, use your arms to throw your opponent off balance. 11241 10:14:37,980 --> 10:14:38,540 A and X. 11242 10:14:38,540 --> 10:14:39,240 Back X. 11243 10:14:39,240 --> 10:14:40,040 Well then, give it a try. 11244 10:14:40,040 --> 10:14:40,040 Give it a try. 11245 10:14:45,740 --> 10:14:46,960 Back plus X. 11246 10:14:48,460 --> 10:14:51,080 Step back, then punch and kick in quick succession. 11247 10:14:53,660 --> 10:14:55,800 There's no power in your arms. 11248 10:14:55,800 --> 10:14:56,900 Fucking hell. 11249 10:14:57,620 --> 10:14:59,740 Po-po-po-po-chomp-ball. 11250 10:15:00,400 --> 10:15:01,020 The second. 11251 10:15:04,220 --> 10:15:05,540 Balance to the rear. 11252 10:15:10,580 --> 10:15:12,700 You're putting too much force in your legs. 11253 10:15:12,700 --> 10:15:13,020 Fuck off. 11254 10:15:20,020 --> 10:15:22,320 You're putting too much force in your legs. 11255 10:15:22,320 --> 10:15:31,920 I'm trying to do that step back, then punch and kick in quick succession. 11256 10:15:35,140 --> 10:15:36,600 Balance to the rear. 11257 10:15:41,600 --> 10:15:43,900 There's no power in your arms. 11258 10:15:46,640 --> 10:15:48,900 There's no power in your arms. 11259 10:15:48,900 --> 10:15:52,380 I know what I'm teaching you is very difficult. 11260 10:15:52,380 --> 10:15:55,000 Do you wish me to explain it again? 11261 10:15:58,320 --> 10:15:59,480 No, I'm fine. 11262 10:15:59,760 --> 10:16:00,380 Very well. 11263 10:16:00,820 --> 10:16:01,720 Carry on, then. 11264 10:16:02,900 --> 10:16:04,000 Oh, fucking hell. 11265 10:16:05,460 --> 10:16:07,620 Back and X at the same time. 11266 10:16:09,640 --> 10:16:11,460 Yes, that is correct. 11267 10:16:11,780 --> 10:16:14,140 Kill your opponent's legs out and flip. 11268 10:16:15,020 --> 10:16:16,940 Well then, give it a try. 11269 10:16:26,720 --> 10:16:29,380 You are putting too much force in your arms. 11270 10:16:31,480 --> 10:16:34,060 Okay, so back plus X, then A, and then X. 11271 10:16:35,980 --> 10:16:36,440 A. 11272 10:16:36,440 --> 10:16:36,500 Okay. 11273 10:16:36,500 --> 10:16:42,600 You focused power in your arms too late. 11274 10:16:43,100 --> 10:16:45,660 That way, there's no time for the throw. 11275 10:16:51,300 --> 10:16:53,320 You're putting too much force in your legs. 11276 10:16:56,220 --> 10:16:58,140 Back plus X, and then M. 11277 10:16:59,420 --> 10:17:00,200 Back plus X. 11278 10:17:02,120 --> 10:17:03,340 What are you doing? 11279 10:17:03,700 --> 10:17:04,840 Well then, give it a try. 11280 10:17:04,840 --> 10:17:05,560 Then A, then striking. 11281 10:17:05,560 --> 10:17:12,380 I'm doing the fucking follow-up, and it's not doing anything. 11282 10:17:12,380 --> 10:17:21,160 You focused power in your arms a little too late. You're putting too much force in your legs. 11283 10:17:21,660 --> 10:17:27,240 I know what I'm teaching you is very difficult. Do you wish me to explain it again? 11284 10:17:27,240 --> 10:17:29,960 John Paul Bishop Brennan. 11285 10:17:33,400 --> 10:17:36,920 No, I'm fine. Very well. Carry on then. 11286 10:17:41,320 --> 10:17:45,760 Man, I'm pressing the fucking buttons after the thing like. It's not happening. 11287 10:17:56,080 --> 10:17:56,580 There! 11288 10:17:58,060 --> 10:18:01,620 Thank fuck. You press A and X together after it. 11289 10:18:10,260 --> 10:18:11,540 What? 11290 10:18:11,540 --> 10:18:19,980 Practice is required to master the attack quickly. You must attack him in earnest. 11291 10:18:21,340 --> 10:18:21,780 I will. 11292 10:18:28,380 --> 10:18:29,300 Begin. 11293 10:18:37,300 --> 10:18:40,020 You are putting too much force in your arms. 11294 10:18:40,020 --> 10:18:40,580 Aw, shut up. 11295 10:18:55,020 --> 10:19:03,240 It's a real misplaced part of the game. They should have put this learning tutorial bullshit near the beginning of the game, not near the end. 11296 10:19:03,240 --> 10:19:08,520 We've done so much, gone through so much. We don't need a tutorial section at the end of the game. 11297 10:19:08,740 --> 10:19:12,620 Do you wish to practice further to master the timing of the attack? 11298 10:19:12,800 --> 10:19:13,900 Do I fuck? 11299 10:19:14,300 --> 10:19:21,080 No, thank you. I think I can manage now. 11300 10:19:22,700 --> 10:19:26,920 Very well. Then there is nothing more that I can do. 11301 10:19:26,920 --> 10:19:29,760 I am in your debt. 11302 10:19:29,760 --> 10:19:35,340 You're going? 11303 10:19:35,340 --> 10:19:36,220 Yes. 11304 10:19:36,220 --> 10:19:48,540 Here we go. 11305 10:19:48,540 --> 10:19:51,000 Look out. 11306 10:19:52,800 --> 10:19:53,300 Kuizan! 11307 10:19:53,420 --> 10:19:54,180 Behind you. 11308 10:20:01,260 --> 10:20:06,480 You're not going to Hong Kong because the great Chai will defeat you. 11309 10:20:17,880 --> 10:20:20,120 I think I have to do the Swallow Flip on him. 11310 10:20:29,420 --> 10:20:31,360 He's a mean little prick. 11311 10:20:47,220 --> 10:20:56,340 I think I have to fucking leather him the same way I was doing the 100 man battle and then when he's on his last leg then you do that Swallow Flip. 11312 10:20:58,760 --> 10:21:07,880 I'm just going to go leather bound on him. I was trying to Swallow Flip him. 11313 10:21:07,880 --> 10:21:09,000 Swallow Flip him from the off. 11314 10:21:09,000 --> 10:21:17,000 You're not going to Hong Kong because the great Chai will defeat you. 11315 10:21:17,000 --> 10:21:17,880 Chai Latte. 11316 10:21:21,000 --> 10:21:23,240 Five euro Chai Latte is after you. 11317 10:21:23,240 --> 10:21:30,120 He bears- He bears no resemblance to Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. 11318 10:21:30,120 --> 10:21:33,720 me gown. 11319 10:21:44,600 --> 10:21:45,960 A little fricking 11320 10:21:45,960 --> 10:21:48,280 needs to be 11321 10:21:48,280 --> 10:21:50,160 fucking taken down a peg or two, doesn't he? 11322 10:21:51,220 --> 10:21:51,780 Pegasus. 11323 10:21:51,780 --> 10:21:53,780 Pegasus. 11324 10:22:02,360 --> 10:22:05,360 Got fucking rammed there. Ramshackied. 11325 10:22:05,980 --> 10:22:06,540 And again. 11326 10:22:14,900 --> 10:22:17,640 He's hard. He's hard for a small buck. 11327 10:22:18,580 --> 10:22:20,080 He's got great form. 11328 10:22:20,080 --> 10:22:26,260 He may do the move on in there 11329 10:22:26,260 --> 10:22:28,020 and I think there's a time for it. 11330 10:22:32,160 --> 10:22:34,180 How do you legislate for the likes 11331 10:22:34,180 --> 10:22:36,100 of this guy? Richard O'Brien has really 11332 10:22:36,100 --> 10:22:37,920 let himself go to his crystal maze. 11333 10:22:37,920 --> 10:22:55,680 For fuck's sake. 11334 10:22:56,180 --> 10:22:57,260 Oh yeah. Look at that. 11335 10:23:00,100 --> 10:23:01,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11336 10:23:01,920 --> 10:23:03,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11337 10:23:03,920 --> 10:23:05,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11338 10:23:05,920 --> 10:23:07,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11339 10:23:07,920 --> 10:23:09,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11340 10:23:09,920 --> 10:23:11,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11341 10:23:11,920 --> 10:23:13,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11342 10:23:13,920 --> 10:23:15,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11343 10:23:15,920 --> 10:23:17,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11344 10:23:17,920 --> 10:23:19,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11345 10:23:19,920 --> 10:23:21,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11346 10:23:21,920 --> 10:23:23,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11347 10:23:23,920 --> 10:23:25,920 I'd love to do some more of those moves. 11348 10:23:25,920 --> 10:23:27,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11349 10:23:27,920 --> 10:23:29,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11350 10:23:29,920 --> 10:23:31,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11351 10:23:31,920 --> 10:23:33,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11352 10:23:33,920 --> 10:23:35,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11353 10:23:35,920 --> 10:23:37,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11354 10:23:37,920 --> 10:23:39,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11355 10:23:39,920 --> 10:23:41,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11356 10:23:41,920 --> 10:23:43,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11357 10:23:43,920 --> 10:23:45,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11358 10:23:45,920 --> 10:23:47,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11359 10:23:47,920 --> 10:23:49,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11360 10:23:49,920 --> 10:23:51,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11361 10:23:51,920 --> 10:23:53,920 I'd love to do some more moves. 11362 10:23:53,920 --> 10:23:55,920 As much as I am when I'm taking breaks 11363 10:23:55,920 --> 10:23:57,920 from the fucking fight. 11364 10:23:57,920 --> 10:24:01,920 He needs to be absolutely crucified. 11365 10:24:15,920 --> 10:24:17,920 *laughs* 11366 10:24:17,920 --> 10:24:21,920 Republican action against drugs is after that lad. 11367 10:24:21,920 --> 10:24:23,920 Somebody said there. 11368 10:24:23,920 --> 10:24:25,920 Jimmy. 11369 10:24:25,920 --> 10:24:29,920 He looks dodgy. 11370 10:24:29,920 --> 10:24:31,920 He looks dodgy. 11371 10:24:31,920 --> 10:24:35,920 *laughs* 11372 10:24:35,920 --> 10:24:37,920 *laughs* 11373 10:24:37,920 --> 10:24:39,920 *laughs* 11374 10:24:39,920 --> 10:24:41,920 *laughs* 11375 10:24:41,920 --> 10:24:43,920 *laughs* 11376 10:24:43,920 --> 10:24:45,920 *laughs* 11377 10:24:45,920 --> 10:24:47,920 *laughs* 11378 10:24:47,920 --> 10:24:49,920 I wonder do I do the swallow move on him now. 11379 10:24:49,920 --> 10:24:51,920 Swallow move on him now. 11380 10:24:51,920 --> 10:24:53,920 *laughs* 11381 10:24:53,920 --> 10:24:55,920 *laughs* 11382 10:24:55,920 --> 10:24:57,920 *laughs* 11383 10:24:57,920 --> 10:24:59,920 *laughs* 11384 10:24:59,920 --> 10:25:01,920 *laughs* 11385 10:25:01,920 --> 10:25:02,920 *laughs* 11386 10:25:02,920 --> 10:25:04,920 This is his punishment beaten. 11387 10:25:04,920 --> 10:25:06,920 For dealing around the town. 11388 10:25:06,920 --> 10:25:08,920 *laughs* 11389 10:25:08,920 --> 10:25:08,920 *laughs* 11390 10:25:08,920 --> 10:25:09,920 *laughs* 11391 10:25:09,920 --> 10:25:10,920 *laughs* 11392 10:25:10,920 --> 10:25:11,920 *laughs* 11393 10:25:11,920 --> 10:25:12,920 *laughs* 11394 10:25:12,920 --> 10:25:13,920 *laughs* 11395 10:25:13,920 --> 10:25:14,920 *laughs* 11396 10:25:14,920 --> 10:25:15,920 *laughs* 11397 10:25:15,920 --> 10:25:16,920 *laughs* 11398 10:25:16,920 --> 10:25:17,920 *laughs* 11399 10:25:17,920 --> 10:25:18,920 *laughs* 11400 10:25:18,920 --> 10:25:19,920 *laughs* 11401 10:25:19,920 --> 10:25:20,920 *laughs* 11402 10:25:20,920 --> 10:25:21,920 *laughs* 11403 10:25:21,920 --> 10:25:22,920 *laughs* 11404 10:25:22,920 --> 10:25:23,920 *laughs* 11405 10:25:23,920 --> 10:25:24,920 Hunt man. 11406 10:25:24,920 --> 10:25:25,920 *laughs* 11407 10:25:25,920 --> 10:25:26,920 *laughs* 11408 10:25:26,920 --> 10:25:27,920 *laughs* 11409 10:25:27,920 --> 10:25:28,920 *laughs* 11410 10:25:28,920 --> 10:25:28,920 *laughs* 11411 10:25:28,920 --> 10:25:29,920 *laughs* 11412 10:25:29,920 --> 10:25:30,920 *laughs* 11413 10:25:30,920 --> 10:25:31,920 *laughs* 11414 10:25:31,920 --> 10:25:32,920 *laughs* 11415 10:25:32,920 --> 10:25:33,920 *laughs* 11416 10:25:33,920 --> 10:25:34,920 *laughs* 11417 10:25:34,920 --> 10:25:35,920 *laughs* 11418 10:25:35,920 --> 10:25:36,920 *laughs* 11419 10:25:36,920 --> 10:25:42,920 It's like when he goes underneath the legs it's like he's doing some sort of 1950s huckle buck dance. 11420 10:25:42,920 --> 10:25:46,920 *laughs* 11421 10:25:46,920 --> 10:25:48,920 *laughs* 11422 10:25:48,920 --> 10:25:49,920 *laughs* 11423 10:25:49,920 --> 10:25:53,920 Jackrabbit Slim's fucking dance off him in Pulp Fiction. 11424 10:25:53,920 --> 10:26:04,400 Fiction. Wing dancing. Please tell me that's him murdered. No. What are you doing here? Where's Landy? 11425 10:26:15,680 --> 10:26:21,840 So Landy's already left for Hong Kong. That was just that was a mishmash of fucking I didn't even understand 11426 10:26:21,840 --> 10:26:30,240 what he said. Yes sir. All right okay bye and then out of there. 11427 10:26:33,120 --> 10:26:40,960 He needs his pent. Al Fentino. Fentino himself. 11428 10:26:51,360 --> 10:26:57,360 All the way to Hong Kong on that fucking thing is it? Christ on a bike. 11429 10:27:00,080 --> 10:27:07,760 Thanks very much Jimmy Bennett for the tip there. A sincere thanks for the many hours. Thank you very 11430 10:27:07,760 --> 10:27:15,280 much. And DPRA who says Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne is after you. Wasn't it funny how he said... Oh god. 11431 10:27:17,200 --> 10:27:23,200 Oh no. It all comes down to a fucking quick time event and I was caught napping. 11432 10:27:32,240 --> 10:27:34,240 Fucking hell. 11433 10:27:56,240 --> 10:27:58,240 *laughs* 11434 10:27:58,240 --> 10:28:00,240 *laughs* 11435 10:28:00,240 --> 10:28:04,240 You cannot travel injured. 11436 10:28:04,240 --> 10:28:06,240 It's my fault. 11437 10:28:06,240 --> 10:28:08,240 Don't worry. 11438 10:28:08,240 --> 10:28:10,240 This injury... 11439 10:28:10,240 --> 10:28:12,240 Manslaughter. 11440 10:28:12,240 --> 10:28:14,240 Go on ahead. 11441 10:28:14,240 --> 10:28:16,240 *laughs* 11442 10:28:16,240 --> 10:28:18,240 Guiza. 11443 10:28:18,240 --> 10:28:20,240 Don't worry about my son. 11444 10:28:20,240 --> 10:28:22,240 At the moment, 11445 10:28:22,240 --> 10:28:24,240 I don't know where 11446 10:28:24,240 --> 10:28:32,240 Zhu Yuinda is. Instead, I will introduce you to someone I know can be trusted. 11447 10:28:36,240 --> 10:28:43,240 Tao Li Shou, one of Hong Kong's elder masters. The address is in there. 11448 10:28:43,240 --> 10:29:01,240 Thank you very much. Fuck me. When does it end? Like... 11449 10:29:01,240 --> 10:29:31,220 I'm sorry. 11450 10:29:31,220 --> 10:30:01,200 I'm sorry. 11451 10:30:01,200 --> 10:30:02,960 You know, it's kind of funny. 11452 10:30:04,960 --> 10:30:05,480 Funny? 11453 10:30:07,700 --> 10:30:10,460 See, I was just making a wish for you. 11454 10:30:11,540 --> 10:30:13,360 And you suddenly appeared. 11455 10:30:15,840 --> 10:30:16,900 A wish for me? 11456 10:30:18,320 --> 10:30:20,480 You are going to Hong Kong, aren't you? 11457 10:30:21,580 --> 10:30:22,880 How did you know? 11458 10:30:23,560 --> 10:30:26,120 How did you get on in Hong Kong, Siegel? 11459 10:30:27,000 --> 10:30:29,140 You've been so preoccupied lately. 11460 10:30:31,720 --> 10:30:32,980 Is that so? 11461 10:30:35,580 --> 10:30:37,020 I won't stop you. 11462 10:30:37,600 --> 10:30:39,580 I know you well enough to know I can't. 11463 10:30:40,420 --> 10:30:42,340 Here, take this amulet. 11464 10:30:44,240 --> 10:30:44,820 Amulet. 11465 10:30:49,100 --> 10:30:50,940 I'm hoping it will keep you safe. 11466 10:30:51,380 --> 10:30:55,000 At least that's what I've been wishing and willing it to do. 11467 10:30:56,420 --> 10:30:56,820 Nozomi. 11468 10:30:57,820 --> 10:31:00,320 I'm so glad I was able to give it to you. 11469 10:31:06,480 --> 10:31:08,080 I've been so busy lately. 11470 10:31:09,260 --> 10:31:11,160 Getting ready to return to Canada. 11471 10:31:11,680 --> 10:31:12,100 I... 11472 10:31:12,100 --> 10:31:12,500 Canada? 11473 10:31:12,740 --> 10:31:14,000 What's the story there? 11474 10:31:14,480 --> 10:31:16,540 Where did Canada come from? 11475 10:31:22,700 --> 10:31:24,400 Well, I gotta go home. 11476 10:31:25,660 --> 10:31:26,160 Yeah. 11477 10:31:26,460 --> 10:31:27,220 We'll be careful. 11478 10:31:28,020 --> 10:31:28,340 Okay. 11479 10:31:37,720 --> 10:31:39,780 We're both... leaving Japan. 11480 10:31:42,360 --> 10:31:42,700 Oh yeah. 11481 10:31:43,240 --> 10:31:45,880 I wish... we had more time. 11482 10:31:45,880 --> 10:31:46,880 I wish... we had more time. 11483 10:31:46,880 --> 10:31:47,880 I wish... we had more time. 11484 10:31:47,880 --> 10:31:48,880 I wish... we had more time. 11485 10:31:48,880 --> 10:31:49,880 I wish... we had more time. 11486 10:31:49,880 --> 10:31:50,880 I wish... we had more time. 11487 10:31:50,880 --> 10:31:51,880 I wish... we had more time. 11488 10:31:51,880 --> 10:31:52,880 I wish... we had more time. 11489 10:31:52,880 --> 10:31:53,880 I wish... we had more time. 11490 10:31:53,880 --> 10:31:54,880 I wish... we had more time. 11491 10:31:54,880 --> 10:31:55,880 I wish... we had more time. 11492 10:31:55,880 --> 10:31:56,880 I wish... we had more time. 11493 10:31:56,880 --> 10:31:57,880 I wish... we had more time. 11494 10:31:57,880 --> 10:31:58,880 I wish... we had more time. 11495 10:31:58,880 --> 10:31:59,880 I wish... we had more time. 11496 10:31:59,880 --> 10:32:00,880 I wish... we had more time. 11497 10:32:00,880 --> 10:32:01,880 I wish... we had more time. 11498 10:32:01,880 --> 10:32:02,880 I wish... we had more time. 11499 10:32:02,880 --> 10:32:03,880 I wish... we had more time. 11500 10:32:03,880 --> 10:32:04,880 I wish... we had more time. 11501 10:32:04,880 --> 10:32:05,880 I wish... we had more time. 11502 10:32:05,880 --> 10:32:06,880 I wish... we had more time. 11503 10:32:06,880 --> 10:32:07,880 I wish... we had more time. 11504 10:32:07,880 --> 10:32:08,880 I wish... we had more time. 11505 10:32:08,880 --> 10:32:09,880 I wish... we had more time. 11506 10:32:09,880 --> 10:32:10,880 I wish... we had more time. 11507 10:32:10,880 --> 10:32:11,880 I wish... we had more time. 11508 10:32:11,880 --> 10:32:12,880 I wish... we had more time. 11509 10:32:12,880 --> 10:32:13,880 I wish... we had more time. 11510 10:32:13,880 --> 10:32:14,880 I wish... we had more time. 11511 10:32:14,880 --> 10:32:15,880 I wish... we had more time. 11512 10:32:15,880 --> 10:32:16,880 I wish... we had more time. 11513 10:32:16,880 --> 10:32:17,880 I wish... we had more time. 11514 10:32:17,880 --> 10:32:18,880 I wish... we had more time. 11515 10:32:18,880 --> 10:32:19,880 I wish... we had more time. 11516 10:32:19,880 --> 10:32:20,880 I wish... we had more time. 11517 10:32:20,880 --> 10:32:21,880 I wish... we had more time. 11518 10:32:21,880 --> 10:32:22,880 I wish... we had more time. 11519 10:32:22,880 --> 10:32:23,880 I wish... we had more time. 11520 10:32:23,880 --> 10:32:24,880 I wish... we had more time. 11521 10:32:24,880 --> 10:32:25,880 I wish... we had more time. 11522 10:32:25,880 --> 10:32:26,880 I wish... we had more time. 11523 10:32:26,880 --> 10:32:27,880 I wish... we had more time. 11524 10:32:27,880 --> 10:32:28,880 I wish... we had more time. 11525 10:32:28,880 --> 10:32:29,880 I wish... we had more time. 11526 10:32:29,880 --> 10:32:30,880 I wish... we had more time. 11527 10:32:30,880 --> 10:32:31,880 I wish... we had more time. 11528 10:32:31,880 --> 10:32:32,880 I wish... we had more time. 11529 10:32:32,880 --> 10:32:33,880 I wish... we had more time. 11530 10:32:33,880 --> 10:32:34,880 I wish... we had more time. 11531 10:32:34,880 --> 10:32:35,880 I wish... we had more time. 11532 10:32:35,880 --> 10:32:36,880 I wish... we had more time. 11533 10:32:36,880 --> 10:32:37,880 I wish... we had more time. 11534 10:32:37,880 --> 10:32:38,880 I wish... we had more time. 11535 10:32:38,880 --> 10:32:39,880 I wish... we had more time. 11536 10:32:39,880 --> 10:32:40,880 I wish... we had more time. 11537 10:32:40,880 --> 10:32:41,880 I wish... we had more time. 11538 10:32:41,880 --> 10:32:42,880 I wish... we had more time. 11539 10:32:42,880 --> 10:32:43,880 I wish... we had more time. 11540 10:32:43,880 --> 10:32:44,880 I wish... we had more time. 11541 10:32:44,880 --> 10:32:45,880 I wish... we had more time. 11542 10:32:45,880 --> 10:32:46,880 I wish... we had more time. 11543 10:32:46,880 --> 10:32:47,880 I wish... we had more time. 11544 10:32:47,880 --> 10:32:48,880 I wish... we had more time. 11545 10:32:48,880 --> 10:32:49,880 I wish... we had more time. 11546 10:32:49,880 --> 10:32:50,880 I wish... we had more time. 11547 10:32:50,880 --> 10:32:51,880 I wish... we had more time. 11548 10:32:51,880 --> 10:32:52,880 I wish... we had more time. 11549 10:32:52,880 --> 10:32:53,880 I wish... we had more time. 11550 10:32:53,880 --> 10:32:54,880 I wish... we had more time. 11551 10:32:54,880 --> 10:32:55,880 I wish... we had more time. 11552 10:32:55,880 --> 10:32:56,880 I wish... we had more time. 11553 10:32:56,880 --> 10:32:57,880 I wish... we had more time. 11554 10:32:57,880 --> 10:32:58,880 I wish... we had more time. 11555 10:32:58,880 --> 10:32:59,880 I wish... we had more time. 11556 10:32:59,880 --> 10:33:00,880 I wish... we had more time. 11557 10:33:00,880 --> 10:33:01,880 I wish... we had more time. 11558 10:33:01,880 --> 10:33:02,880 I wish... we had more time. 11559 10:33:02,880 --> 10:33:03,880 I wish... we had more time. 11560 10:33:03,880 --> 10:33:04,880 I wish... we had more time. 11561 10:33:04,880 --> 10:33:05,880 I wish... we had more time. 11562 10:33:05,880 --> 10:33:06,880 I wish... we had more time. 11563 10:33:06,880 --> 10:33:07,880 I wish... we had more time. 11564 10:33:07,880 --> 10:33:08,880 I wish... we had more time. 11565 10:33:08,880 --> 10:33:09,880 I wish... we had more time. 11566 10:33:09,880 --> 10:33:10,880 I wish... we had more time. 11567 10:33:10,880 --> 10:33:11,880 I wish... we had more time. 11568 10:33:11,880 --> 10:33:12,880 I wish... we had more time. 11569 10:33:12,880 --> 10:33:13,880 I wish... we had more time. 11570 10:33:13,880 --> 10:33:14,880 I wish... we had more time. 11571 10:33:14,880 --> 10:33:15,880 I wish... we had more time. 11572 10:33:15,880 --> 10:33:16,880 I wish... we had more time. 11573 10:33:16,880 --> 10:33:17,880 I wish... we had more time. 11574 10:33:17,880 --> 10:33:18,880 I wish... we had more time. 11575 10:33:18,880 --> 10:33:19,880 I wish... we had more time. 11576 10:33:19,880 --> 10:33:20,880 I wish... we had more time. 11577 10:33:20,880 --> 10:33:21,880 I wish... we had more time. 11578 10:33:21,880 --> 10:33:22,880 I wish... we had more time. 11579 10:33:22,880 --> 10:33:23,880 I wish... we had more time. 11580 10:33:23,880 --> 10:33:24,880 I wish... we had more time. 11581 10:33:24,880 --> 10:33:25,880 I wish... we had more time. 11582 10:33:25,880 --> 10:33:26,880 I wish... we had more time. 11583 10:33:26,880 --> 10:33:27,880 I wish... we had more time. 11584 10:33:27,880 --> 10:33:28,880 I wish... we had more time. 11585 10:33:28,880 --> 10:33:29,880 I wish... we had more time. 11586 10:33:29,880 --> 10:33:30,880 I wish... we had more time. 11587 10:33:30,880 --> 10:33:31,880 I wish... we had more time. 11588 10:33:31,880 --> 10:33:32,880 I wish... we had more time. 11589 10:33:32,880 --> 10:33:33,880 I wish... we had more time. 11590 10:33:33,880 --> 10:33:34,880 I wish... we had more time. 11591 10:33:34,880 --> 10:33:35,880 I wish... we had more time. 11592 10:33:35,880 --> 10:33:36,880 I wish... we had more time. 11593 10:33:36,880 --> 10:33:37,880 I wish... we had more time. 11594 10:33:37,880 --> 10:33:38,880 I wish... we had more time. 11595 10:33:38,880 --> 10:33:39,880 I wish... we had more time. 11596 10:33:39,880 --> 10:33:40,880 I wish... we had more time. 11597 10:33:40,880 --> 10:33:41,880 I wish... we had more time. 11598 10:33:41,880 --> 10:33:42,880 I wish... we had more time. 11599 10:33:42,880 --> 10:33:43,880 I wish... we had more time. 11600 10:33:43,880 --> 10:33:44,880 I wish... we had more time. 11601 10:33:44,880 --> 10:33:45,880 I wish... we had more time. 11602 10:33:45,880 --> 10:33:46,880 I wish... we had more time. 11603 10:33:46,880 --> 10:33:47,880 I wish... we had more time. 11604 10:33:47,880 --> 10:33:48,880 I wish... we had more time. 11605 10:33:48,880 --> 10:33:49,880 I wish... we had more time. 11606 10:33:49,880 --> 10:33:50,880 I wish... we had more time. 11607 10:33:50,880 --> 10:33:51,880 I wish... we had more time. 11608 10:33:51,880 --> 10:33:52,880 I wish... we had more time. 11609 10:33:52,880 --> 10:33:53,880 I wish... we had more time. 11610 10:33:53,880 --> 10:33:54,880 I wish... we had more time. 11611 10:33:54,880 --> 10:33:55,880 I wish... we had more time. 11612 10:33:55,880 --> 10:33:56,880 I wish... we had more time. 11613 10:33:56,880 --> 10:33:57,880 I wish... we had more time. 11614 10:33:57,880 --> 10:33:58,880 I wish... we had more time. 11615 10:33:58,880 --> 10:33:59,880 I wish... we had more time. 11616 10:33:59,880 --> 10:34:00,880 I wish... we had more time. 11617 10:34:00,880 --> 10:34:01,880 I wish... we had more time. 11618 10:34:01,880 --> 10:34:02,880 I wish... we had more time. 11619 10:34:02,880 --> 10:34:03,880 I wish... we had more time. 11620 10:34:03,880 --> 10:34:04,880 I wish... we had more time. 11621 10:34:04,880 --> 10:34:05,880 I wish... we had more time. 11622 10:34:05,880 --> 10:34:06,880 I wish... we had more time. 11623 10:34:06,880 --> 10:34:07,880 I wish... we had more time. 11624 10:34:07,880 --> 10:34:08,880 I wish... we had more time. 11625 10:34:08,880 --> 10:34:09,880 I wish... we had more time. 11626 10:34:09,880 --> 10:34:10,880 I wish... we had more time. 11627 10:34:10,880 --> 10:34:11,880 I wish... we had more time. 11628 10:34:11,880 --> 10:34:12,880 I wish... we had more time. 11629 10:34:12,880 --> 10:34:13,880 I wish... we had more time. 11630 10:34:13,880 --> 10:34:14,880 I wish... we had more time. 11631 10:34:14,880 --> 10:34:15,880 I wish... we had more time. 11632 10:34:15,880 --> 10:34:16,880 I wish... we had more time. 11633 10:34:16,880 --> 10:34:17,880 I wish... we had more time. 11634 10:34:17,880 --> 10:34:18,880 I wish... we had more time. 11635 10:34:18,880 --> 10:34:19,880 I wish... we had more time. 11636 10:34:19,880 --> 10:34:20,880 I wish... we had more time. 11637 10:34:20,880 --> 10:34:21,880 I wish... we had more time. 11638 10:34:21,880 --> 10:34:22,880 I wish... we had more time. 11639 10:34:22,880 --> 10:34:23,880 I wish... we had more time. 11640 10:34:23,880 --> 10:34:24,880 I wish... we had more time. 11641 10:34:24,880 --> 10:34:25,880 I wish... we had more time. 11642 10:34:25,880 --> 10:34:27,880 I wish... we had more time. 11643 10:34:27,880 --> 10:34:28,880 I wish... we had more time. 11644 10:34:28,880 --> 10:34:29,880 I wish... we had more time. 11645 10:34:29,880 --> 10:34:30,880 I wish... we had more time. 11646 10:34:30,880 --> 10:34:31,880 I wish... we had more time. 11647 10:34:31,880 --> 10:34:32,880 I wish... we had more time. 11648 10:34:32,880 --> 10:34:33,880 I wish... we had more time. 11649 10:34:33,880 --> 10:34:34,880 I wish... we had more time. 11650 10:34:34,880 --> 10:34:35,880 I wish... we had more time. 11651 10:34:35,880 --> 10:34:36,880 I wish... we had more time. 11652 10:34:36,880 --> 10:34:37,880 I wish... we had more time. 11653 10:34:37,880 --> 10:34:38,880 I wish... we had more time. 11654 10:34:38,880 --> 10:34:39,880 I wish... we had more time. 11655 10:34:39,880 --> 10:34:40,880 I wish... we had more time. 11656 10:34:40,880 --> 10:34:41,880 I wish... we had more time. 11657 10:34:41,880 --> 10:34:42,880 I wish... we had more time. 11658 10:34:42,880 --> 10:34:43,880 I wish... we had more time. 11659 10:34:43,880 --> 10:34:44,880 I wish... we had more time. 11660 10:34:44,880 --> 10:34:45,880 I wish... we had more time. 11661 10:34:45,880 --> 10:34:46,880 I wish... we had more time. 11662 10:34:46,880 --> 10:34:47,880 I wish... we had more time. 11663 10:34:47,880 --> 10:34:48,880 I wish... we had more time. 11664 10:34:48,880 --> 10:34:49,880 I wish... we had more time. 11665 10:34:49,880 --> 10:34:50,880 I wish... we had more time. 11666 10:34:50,880 --> 10:34:51,880 I wish... we had more time. 11667 10:34:51,880 --> 10:34:52,880 I wish... we had more time. 11668 10:34:52,880 --> 10:34:53,880 I wish... we had more time. 11669 10:34:53,880 --> 10:34:54,880 I wish... we had more time. 11670 10:34:54,880 --> 10:34:55,880 I wish... we had more time. 11671 10:34:55,880 --> 10:34:56,880 I wish... we had more time. 11672 10:34:56,880 --> 10:34:57,880 I wish... we had more time. 11673 10:34:57,880 --> 10:34:58,880 I wish... we had more time. 11674 10:34:58,880 --> 10:34:59,880 I wish... we had more time. 11675 10:34:59,880 --> 10:35:00,880 I wish... we had more time. 11676 10:35:00,880 --> 10:35:01,880 I wish... we had more time. 11677 10:35:01,880 --> 10:35:02,880 I wish... we had more time. 11678 10:35:02,880 --> 10:35:03,880 I wish... we had more time. 11679 10:35:03,880 --> 10:35:04,880 I wish... we had more time. 11680 10:35:04,880 --> 10:35:05,880 I wish... we had more time. 11681 10:35:05,880 --> 10:35:06,880 I wish... we had more time. 11682 10:35:06,880 --> 10:35:07,880 I wish... we had more time. 11683 10:35:07,880 --> 10:35:08,880 I wish... we had more time. 11684 10:35:08,880 --> 10:35:09,880 I wish... we had more time. 11685 10:35:09,880 --> 10:35:10,880 I wish... we had more time. 11686 10:35:10,880 --> 10:35:11,880 I wish... we had more time. 11687 10:35:11,880 --> 10:35:15,880 Crazy... crazy guys out there in Japan. 11688 10:35:15,880 --> 10:35:17,880 With their crazy minds. 11689 10:35:17,880 --> 10:35:20,880 And... an unbelievable work of art from those boys. 11690 10:35:20,880 --> 10:35:21,880 Tombola away. 11691 10:35:21,880 --> 10:35:22,880 Thank you very much. 11692 10:35:22,880 --> 10:35:23,880 Anguished Panda. 11693 10:35:23,880 --> 10:35:25,880 Thank you very much. 11694 10:35:25,880 --> 10:35:26,880 Unbelievable. 11695 10:35:26,880 --> 10:35:28,880 Very, very kind of you. 11696 10:35:28,880 --> 10:35:29,880 And Conrad01. 11697 10:35:29,880 --> 10:35:31,880 Very, very kind of you as well. 11698 10:35:31,880 --> 10:35:32,880 Are we gonna finish Tomb Raider? 11699 10:35:32,880 --> 10:35:34,880 Not tonight, I'm afraid. 11700 10:35:34,880 --> 10:35:35,880 It's been a long one. 11701 10:35:35,880 --> 10:35:37,880 There was a moment there at about... 11702 10:35:37,880 --> 10:35:39,880 four or five hours ago. 11703 10:35:39,880 --> 10:35:40,880 I'd say three and a half hours ago. 11704 10:35:40,880 --> 10:35:43,880 that I felt like I was going to die. 11705 10:35:43,880 --> 10:35:45,880 But you kept me going. 11706 10:35:45,880 --> 10:35:47,880 There was a lot of joy and... 11707 10:35:47,880 --> 10:35:49,880 Well, I won't say joy. 11708 10:35:49,880 --> 10:35:52,880 There was a lot of just people who were really dedicated to this. 11709 10:35:52,880 --> 10:35:57,880 And thanks very much to the people who gave me the tips and tricks out there as well. 11710 10:35:57,880 --> 10:35:58,880 Kieran. 11711 10:35:58,880 --> 10:35:59,880 No Jaw Jimmy. 11712 10:35:59,880 --> 10:36:01,880 There's a few others there. 11713 10:36:01,880 --> 10:36:04,880 I mean, everybody was in there at some stage. 11714 10:36:04,880 --> 10:36:09,880 But there was a real few hardcore Shenmue heads out there. 11715 10:36:09,880 --> 10:36:12,880 And I want to say thank you very much to those guys. 11716 10:36:12,880 --> 10:36:14,880 Chris McBee, thanks for the tip. 11717 10:36:14,880 --> 10:36:16,880 Kitty, thanks very much for the tip there. 11718 10:36:16,880 --> 10:36:18,880 I hope you're getting on well. 11719 10:36:18,880 --> 10:36:19,880 And... 11720 10:36:19,880 --> 10:36:20,880 Yeah, look. 11721 10:36:20,880 --> 10:36:22,880 There was a moment there where I was... 11722 10:36:22,880 --> 10:36:23,880 I was... 11723 10:36:24,880 --> 10:36:25,880 beat. 11724 10:36:25,880 --> 10:36:45,880 just goes to show you what you can do with a big fucking lunchbox of pasta and chocolate biscuits, a banana, two cups of tea, five pints of water, and just a fucking spring in your step and a whistle and a prayer. 11725 10:36:45,880 --> 10:36:46,880 And look. 11726 10:36:46,880 --> 10:36:47,880 Don't thank me. 11727 10:36:47,880 --> 10:36:50,880 Thank the fucking 3D background designers. 11728 10:36:50,880 --> 10:36:53,880 I'm talking lads like fucking Mitsugu Suchida. 11729 10:36:53,880 --> 10:36:55,880 I'm talking Makoto Onuma. 11730 10:36:55,880 --> 10:36:57,880 Yoshinari Aitu. 11731 10:36:57,880 --> 10:36:58,880 Ikiko Saitu. 11732 10:36:58,880 --> 10:36:59,880 All the boys. 11733 10:36:59,880 --> 10:37:01,880 Names that just trip off the fucking tongue. 11734 10:37:01,880 --> 10:37:02,880 Stream of Dreams. 11735 10:37:02,880 --> 10:37:03,880 Thanks for the tip. 11736 10:37:03,880 --> 10:37:05,880 Andy the Fork. 11737 10:37:05,880 --> 10:37:06,880 Thank you very much as well. 11738 10:37:06,880 --> 10:37:09,880 And none other than Narubu-san. 11739 10:37:09,880 --> 10:37:10,880 Very, very kind. 11740 10:37:10,880 --> 10:37:11,880 You look at the mocap units. 11741 10:37:11,880 --> 10:37:13,880 And there was mocap going on. 11742 10:37:13,880 --> 10:37:18,880 Hiroki Jino and Shō Tagaia were involved in that at some stage of the game. 11743 10:37:19,880 --> 10:37:20,880 What about that cast, huh? 11744 10:37:20,880 --> 10:37:22,880 What about that cast? 11745 10:37:22,880 --> 10:37:26,880 I'm talking names like Hiroshi Fujioka, Paduke Ishigaki. 11746 10:37:26,880 --> 10:37:31,880 I'm talking Wataru Murakami and none other than Tomenari Mizuno. 11747 10:37:32,880 --> 10:37:33,880 Sound of Music. 11748 10:37:33,880 --> 10:37:34,880 You guessed it. 11749 10:37:34,880 --> 10:37:36,880 Yashiru Takagi. 11750 10:37:36,880 --> 10:37:37,880 Sound effects. 11751 10:37:37,880 --> 10:37:44,880 Saichi Hamada and Masataka Nito were involved in some stretch of the game. 11752 10:37:44,880 --> 10:37:45,880 That's true. 11753 10:37:46,880 --> 10:37:49,880 Big shout out to Sakabubu-san. 11754 10:37:49,880 --> 10:37:52,880 And wastes of mocap skin as well. 11755 10:37:52,880 --> 10:37:53,880 Laser steak. 11756 10:37:53,880 --> 10:37:54,880 Thank you very much for the tip. 11757 10:37:54,880 --> 10:37:56,880 Very, very kind of you there. 11758 10:37:57,880 --> 10:37:59,880 And none other as well. 11759 10:38:00,880 --> 10:38:01,880 Look at that. 11760 10:38:01,880 --> 10:38:03,880 Bob Dixon played by John O'Connor. 11761 10:38:03,880 --> 10:38:05,880 Maximilian von Schlur. 11762 10:38:05,880 --> 10:38:06,880 Dominic Allen. 11763 10:38:06,880 --> 10:38:07,880 David Neal. 11764 10:38:07,880 --> 10:38:08,880 Jack Woodyard. 11765 10:38:08,880 --> 10:38:09,880 Bianca Allen. 11766 10:38:09,880 --> 10:38:10,880 Chris Chavez. 11767 10:38:11,880 --> 10:38:12,880 No Hero. 11768 10:38:12,880 --> 10:38:13,880 You can see me. 11769 10:38:13,880 --> 10:38:14,880 It's gone too fast. 11770 10:38:14,880 --> 10:38:15,880 Sorry about that. 11771 10:38:15,880 --> 10:38:16,880 Now you see me. 11772 10:38:16,880 --> 10:38:17,880 Now you don't. 11773 10:38:17,880 --> 10:38:18,880 You can see me. 11774 10:38:18,880 --> 10:38:19,880 Lorenzo Di Medici. 11775 10:38:19,880 --> 10:38:20,880 Thanks for the tip. 11776 10:38:20,880 --> 10:38:22,880 And Shane Dowling. 11777 10:38:22,880 --> 10:38:25,880 Very, very kind of you. 11778 10:38:25,880 --> 10:38:26,880 The Dowling Master himself. 11779 10:38:26,880 --> 10:38:28,880 Look at this. 11780 10:38:28,880 --> 10:38:31,880 It's a cast of legendary names. 11781 10:38:31,880 --> 10:38:32,880 Corey Marshall. 11782 10:38:32,880 --> 10:38:33,880 Deborah Rabbi. 11783 10:38:33,880 --> 10:38:34,880 Ruth Holliman. 11784 10:38:34,880 --> 10:38:35,880 Paul Lucas. 11785 10:38:35,880 --> 10:38:36,880 Robert Jefferson. 11786 10:38:36,880 --> 10:38:37,880 Terry Asada. 11787 10:38:37,880 --> 10:38:38,880 Eric Kelso. 11788 10:38:38,880 --> 10:38:39,880 Dennis Fault. 11789 10:38:39,880 --> 10:38:40,880 Lenny Hart. 11790 10:38:40,880 --> 10:38:41,880 Terry Asada. 11791 10:38:41,880 --> 10:38:42,880 Lynn Harris. 11792 10:38:42,880 --> 10:38:43,880 Dario Toda. 11793 10:38:43,880 --> 10:38:44,880 Patrick DeVolpe. 11794 10:38:44,880 --> 10:38:45,880 Julie Urmakov. 11795 10:38:45,880 --> 10:38:46,880 Roberto Belgrade. 11796 10:38:46,880 --> 10:38:47,880 Claire O'Connor. 11797 10:38:47,880 --> 10:38:48,880 Kara Jones. 11798 10:38:48,880 --> 10:38:49,880 And Amanda Satchel. 11799 10:38:49,880 --> 10:38:50,880 These names are real names I'd imagine. 11800 10:38:50,880 --> 10:38:52,880 And what about Donna Burke as well. 11801 10:38:52,880 --> 10:38:53,880 Out of all the Burke's. 11802 10:38:53,880 --> 10:38:54,880 Big shout out to the Burke's. 11803 10:38:54,880 --> 10:38:55,880 And to Kuchi Matsuda. 11804 10:38:55,880 --> 10:38:56,880 Take a bow if you can. 11805 10:38:56,880 --> 10:39:00,880 Take a Japanese bow because that was some unbelievable technical research. 11806 10:39:00,880 --> 10:39:06,880 as well out of all the burks big shout out to the burks and to kuchi matsuda 11807 10:39:08,640 --> 10:39:15,920 take a bow if you can take a japanese bow because that was some unbelievable technical research that 11808 10:39:15,920 --> 10:39:23,120 you put in big shout out to the debuggers out there shinichi yoshino and shigeki tarajiba 11809 10:39:23,120 --> 10:39:29,520 and the managers of the debug management yutaka kawasaki had a complete look at this a big fat 11810 10:39:29,520 --> 10:39:38,400 fucking chunk of debuggers names such as satoru marita we're talking tatsuki suzuki ken sato gen 11811 10:39:39,840 --> 10:39:46,640 and wataru taguchi it just goes on and on and on legendary games thank you very much for the tip 11812 10:39:46,640 --> 10:39:55,520 and flynn thank you very much for the tip there as well script writers katsu yoshi agao and hideyuki 11813 10:39:55,520 --> 10:40:04,000 shimoyama we had a big fat slab of planners in the shape of yuji wantanabe takahishi ishigaku inada and 11814 10:40:04,960 --> 10:40:12,640 much much more many i can't mention because it's just scrolling so goddamn fast thanks to hitoki uh 11815 10:40:12,640 --> 10:40:17,840 tanako said tears in my eyes there and that's that's amazing definitely not a lie i'd imagine 11816 10:40:18,400 --> 10:40:25,120 uh but uh and maybe an amusing lie all the same if it is a big shout out to the mocap staff thought we've 11817 10:40:25,120 --> 10:40:30,400 thanked these guys already they're double dipping on the uh on the credits here they've already got my 11818 10:40:30,400 --> 10:40:39,200 attention um and now the producers just want to finally thank the following here j film co wild stunt team 11819 10:40:39,840 --> 10:40:47,200 mini doll the guys over at dreams co limited what about those crazy creek river cowboys and the media 11820 10:40:47,200 --> 10:40:53,360 jungle corp finally directed and produced by you suzuki and published by sega 11821 10:40:55,600 --> 10:41:04,160 i'm giving you some japanese japanese japanese stick bows here unbelievable stuff rothauda mouse thanks for the tip 11822 10:41:04,160 --> 10:41:10,400 count saccula thank you very much for the tip and to everybody out there thanks for sticking with us here 11823 10:41:10,400 --> 10:41:16,560 on i've i'm just repeating myself this stage but i mean the fucking the credits are still rolling sure 11824 10:41:17,120 --> 10:41:24,960 when does it end ali noble involved in the production design the finance and marketing colin bell this is the uh 11825 10:41:26,240 --> 10:41:35,760 the reissue the remaster which we're playing now and uh all the boys out at yeebus advanced optical effects 11826 10:41:35,760 --> 10:41:43,760 middleware and those guys sensational guys that oodle beautiful beautiful stuff emily thank you very much 11827 10:41:43,760 --> 10:41:50,400 for the tip and rouse da mouse thank you very much and one final thanks to sega again please be the last 11828 10:41:50,400 --> 10:41:55,760 bit of fucking text now lads come on you're taking the piss you're tearing the arse out of it it's gone on too long 11829 10:41:55,760 --> 10:42:03,520 i've read all the names and now there's even more names to read from sega you gotta you you really gotta hand it to 11830 10:42:03,520 --> 10:42:07,680 fucking james hovel and nicole palmer marta luis gans 11831 10:42:08,560 --> 10:42:12,320 pedro ortega gregory burger alexandra grimm 11832 10:42:13,520 --> 10:42:19,440 and irena hoff jing jing bong jong and jaiwan park 11833 10:42:20,080 --> 10:42:26,240 those are those are those are the names i'm just reading them don't shoot the messenger thanks very 11834 10:42:26,240 --> 10:42:35,920 much to tombola away boys for the tip and captain sack as well a pen fueled stamina master class very 11835 10:42:35,920 --> 10:42:43,840 very kindy there tombola away uh unbelievable self anguish panda i have to say thanks again and as the very 11836 10:42:43,840 --> 10:42:52,800 very very kindly lads unbelievable stuff still the names are just piling out of the fucking woodwork i mean 11837 10:42:52,800 --> 10:43:00,400 jason goonery really jumps out at me there the licensing coordinator a lovely bit of goonery we 11838 10:43:00,400 --> 10:43:11,600 has been dispatched here and look at that the online team nick mckenzie marta camillo and jagdeep gots al felix baker 11839 10:43:11,600 --> 10:43:22,640 paul leclerc stefan tory jensen eden bass lindsey cox hello lindsey cox line for alexia hudson 11840 10:43:23,600 --> 10:43:29,600 and all the staff at gotch technology corp i hope that's the end of this getting sick of this now lads 11841 10:43:30,160 --> 10:43:36,240 getting sick of this now indigo kidder thank you very much and that's it that's all from me that's all 11842 10:43:36,240 --> 10:43:43,120 from sega good night god bless thanks for sticking with us and look we'll catch you on the next the 11843 10:43:43,120 --> 10:43:49,280 next flight out of saigon we'll see you later on good night god bless