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Who do these people think they are? Handheld gaming devices. Wastes of skin. You're not a killer. No, I'm not. Game Boy.

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Nintendo Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Nintendo's Game Boy.

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Welcome back to the dream. A nightmare, do you know what I mean?

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Another fable's dream.

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Is it a dream? Back in the raccoon's workplace department.

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Thanks to Paul for the tip.

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Really nice to see it.

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Is it? And yourselves in the chat now. Christmas bee, Ronan and Diet Chips.

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Tops just got home from a Dublin fight. Would you look at this tonight?

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Heal Rogers!

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Oh!

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Absolute Rogers in this moment in time!

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Can't believe we're going back into this good morning.

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Hello, shit show!

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Thank you very much there, too.

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Gary the Devil.

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Devil, Gary Devil, that's his name.

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And Thomas as well.

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Thomas, what an absolutely ball-busteringly amazing song yet again from you.

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No problem at all.

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I live to give.

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I live to give.

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And, yeah, I think I've really found my voice in the last 24 hours.

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Something.

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I'm considering going into full-time.

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I'm not particularly too sure.

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And, yeah, it's a great situation.

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That's all I can say.

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I don't want to be waxing lyrical about myself all night long.

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Thank you very much.

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To the tips there, knobby-gabbler, Conrad, the real slug lady.

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Thank you very much.

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And none other than Tobes, who says Dublin to Manchester.

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Completed it, mate.

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He says.

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Thank you very much there.

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And Andy the fork as well.

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Oh, what's the lay of the land here?

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The lay of the land is thus.

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We made it into the Raccoon City Police Department.

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This guy is on a laptop.

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Something or other was said about a particular journey into the fucking nightmare of the upstairs

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of this building and going to the star's office, I think.

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Andy the fork is just a couple of agnostic guys.

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But, um, thank you.

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And a clone named Giptho, thank you very much.

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And Irish gamer girl as well.

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And joyed lips.

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Very, very kind of you, lads.

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I was supposed to sing another song with Thomas, says Andy the fork,

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which is a great little transposition of a previously heard quip

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that turned into a fucking stream meme.

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It was very, very self-referential.

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And it's beautiful to see as well that kind of referencing coming through into the mainframe.

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It really fills us with a lot of hope for the future going forward.

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Now here's a weird fucking door.

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Leave it.

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We're here for Bart.

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And you think about Joey the Lips, think about what?

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Kind of hearted tips, lovely sentiments.

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But you don't tend to think about the Joey the Lips community.

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Thank you very much.

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And Snuffles as well.

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And McGovern McGovern.

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Just getting in ahead of that one there.

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So I don't forget about it.

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Hyde, Hamsbury, and the Legends as Irish gamer girl.

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So upstairs is where we're going here.

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Macron Show.

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Thank you very much for your tip as well.

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I noticed there, a quick look back of yesterday's stream,

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there was too much pausing going on and not enough action.

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So I'm really hoping not to do that anymore.

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I was getting distracted by a lot of the goings on in the game.

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And wanted to spend ten minutes just talking about those.

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But we got maybe what could have been three hours work done.

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And it took us six hours.

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So I'm not really particularly too arsed about staying putt.

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But it is part of the whole fucking em-puzzlement and part of the good time vibe to do that for myself.

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So I mean, I can't promise anything.

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Even though I just set out there with a promise not to do that.

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So far, I think we do need to- yeah, bit of map checking.

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Go to the Star's office.

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It's upstairs.

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We know it's upstairs.

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Thank you very much there, a Google user.

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How the hell are you?

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And SB.

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Okay, what else?

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We gotta go.

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We gotta go.

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Okay.

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We gotta go.

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We're probably gonna have to go through the fucking bottom layer here.

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Nope, that's through the front door.

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Let's close that door there.

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There's a bit of a draft coming through.

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You can hear it.

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This contraption here, already utilized.

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Possibly by Claire Redfield in the previous game.

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And now we have another sensual box of tricks.

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Which could potentially give us a brand new gun or weapon.

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And why is it not going into the inventory there?

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I do not know.

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Unless there's some- you need some special fucking slots for it.

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Thomas.

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ID cards and security protocols.

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Is the first file of the night.

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September the 16th, 1998.

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Each member of the force has been issued an ID card.

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And from now on, this same card will be required to access all storage boxes.

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Do not lend your card to anyone.

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Take great care in using it.

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If your card goes missing, report it immediately.

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And that's from the RPD, Raccoon Police Department Facility Maintenance Department.

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So there's a janitor there who's getting very annoyed there with people who are lending their cards out to people.

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That's just a basic lack of security protocol, you know.

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Very bad OPSEC from anybody there.

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Operation security from anybody using that ID card system.

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So there's a- we need the same card required for all storage.

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I think we got an ID card there yesterday, we?

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Wastes of skin.

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I think we did, Jeb.

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Was the fucking card belonging to examine their damn shame?

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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It was from Brad Vickers here, who unfortunately got iced at the hands of me because he turned into a zombie.

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And that's not great for anyone.

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So not great for him, for his friends, for his family, or anyone close to him.

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I think I was doing them a favor, although they probably would have, you know, you would have been-

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It would have been a Sophie's Choice scenario there where you just need to go,

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What's gonna happen?

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Who am I gonna- if you really were related to Brad, you know?

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But it's for the good of society, the good of humanity, and look, we've got another cut thing coming in here.

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Wastes of skin.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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That's a loud one.

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Chaos loves Iran.

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I'm ready for action.

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I- I've been dying for some of this all day.

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How was Gar's time in Valencia?

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Thanks very much.

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Wastes of skin.

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And Raccoon Tourism Board.

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Thank you very much.

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You have once again entered the world of survival tourism.

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Great to see you, and God bless.

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And damn shame.

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Thank you very much.

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There is no pasta at the moment there, Aisling, inquiring about that.

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Making a fully-fledged inquiry regarding the pasta.

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But there is a Goodfellas that has been made an hour prior and is ready there.

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It's cold.

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It's gone soggy.

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But that's not going to get in the way of a good eating scenario.

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Look at this guy here.

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Someone else.

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Speaking of cold and soggy, we've got a- we've got a cop hanging from the rafters, Tom.

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Unbelievable.

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And there's somebody there saying you've got piss mitts on.

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That's not the case at all.

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Or they look like they're action mitts.

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Is that the crack?

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Definite action mitts.

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Still smelling like comfort fabric softener after one wear last night.

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And they came off during any toilet breaks.

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And the hands were washed.

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People were leveling accusations of piss mittery at me.

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It's just not the way I do business.

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That's not the way I do business.

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McHooey, thank you very much.

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And D-P-R-A.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Have a little look at this here.

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And what do you think about that, Tom?

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Well, it seems as though he's had a hard night at the cop shop.

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And Wurzel Bumage, thank you very much for the tip there.

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And John as well.

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You can see his legs.

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There's still a bit of life in him.

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Maybe you can go through his legs like those beads that hang down from doors.

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And some people's houses maybe in the olden days.

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I don't know if people do that anymore.

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They used to have them in the shops.

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Yeah, I'm going through them.

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And you can actually do that.

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If anybody actually understands or knows what Tommy's referencing there.

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And a bit of rigor mortis is set in the left leg there.

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And it's coming back down to match the other one.

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But if you move them out apart from each other like this,

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you can actually get them to fucking stay there, it seems.

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And you can do...

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That way he's gone into Michael Flatley mode, look.

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A bit of jiggery-pockery.

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Jiggas heges polkus.

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As I live and breathe.

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John, thank you very much.

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How are you?

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Very, very kind of you.

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I'm just going to move this left leg over here.

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President Evil, thanks very much.

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Apologies here.

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This is not part of the speed run.

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We can discount this.

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Guinness, if you're watching...

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Hit the pause, yeah?

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We're just taking a break here.

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This is part of it.

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Maybe you can just get it to stay on his head here.

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Like that.

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Welcome very much to the live stream, everybody.

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It's a speed run spectacular yet again.

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Is it anything...

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Is it ever anything but?

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And we're just trying to see how we can...

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Transfake this lad's legs in the air.

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He came to a sticky end.

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President Evil, thanks very much.

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For the tip.

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Move back there and see what happens there, Francis.

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Yeah, I'm going to move back here now.

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Just leave that there.

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Now his leg has gone up in a bit.

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His knee has moved up.

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And now it's slowly moving down again.

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But, um...

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Yeah, maybe we should actually be quite worried here.

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Because we know that there are liquors...

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That are operating in the area.

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And that's the...

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A symbol of a club is etched on the door there.

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Can't go, um...

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First person view, which I was...

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Decrying yesterday.

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But now I would like to have a go first person.

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Because I want to read...

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Officer of the Month poster.

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It's Marvin Branigan.

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And I believe that's the officer who, uh...

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In the...

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The original game is like...

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There was...

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Oh!

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There was...

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An incident...

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In the mansion...

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Involving...

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Zombies.

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Just go!

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He ended up becoming a zombie.

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It was very sad to see.

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And...

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Yeah, a Jill slash Leon absolutely

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blattered his world space after that.

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Which was a...

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Which was great to see.

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After the fucking hard time he was dealt.

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He was dealt a hard time.

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It wasn't his fault.

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It didn't stick around.

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Whatever it was, it didn't stick around.

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Um...

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If I was paying...

263
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,120
Oh my God.

264
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:38,760
And look at that.

265
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,520
We got something here.

266
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,680
Gonna take out the ER for a spin here.

267
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,860
Or maybe just...

268
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,300
We'll ease into proceedings with the G18.

269
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,860
To our bog standard glockenspiel.

270
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,540
And look at this.

271
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,100
Glockenspiel, glockenspiel.

272
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,300
Spiel me your glock.

273
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,000
Spiel me your glock.

274
00:13:59,380 --> 00:13:59,780
Tonight.

275
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,400
I want to...

276
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:20,160
I want to glock your spiel.

277
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:22,960
Yeah, this is...

278
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,160
This is not great.

279
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,460
Time to...

280
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,300
Time to really take out the fucking big boys here.

281
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,860
Sweaty fists.

282
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:37,460
That's...

283
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:37,960
That's a...

284
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,320
That's the perfect ending to a lovely evening.

285
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,220
And there's...

286
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,020
Liquor...

287
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:48,960
McBeast.

288
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,760
He is somewhere on the outskirts.

289
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,020
The perimeter of the building.

290
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:52,580
And...

291
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:56,780
There's another person there who has been absolutely bludgeoned.

292
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,980
And we're gonna get...

293
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,600
We're gonna get into a bit more bludgeoning as well.

294
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,460
I think they're gone though.

295
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,640
Let's just whip out the nut...

296
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:04,960
Fuck.

297
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,300
Game audio is loud.

298
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,940
Let's turn that down a few notches.

299
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,000
We don't want to blast anyone's ears off.

300
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,260
Into space.

301
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,400
I didn't know what you think you're doing in the war zone.

302
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,360
But that performance there belongs in the fucking skip.

303
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:21,280
Recruit.

304
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,260
And go again.

305
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,740
The old thing's up for great.

306
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:31,180
Fucking hell.

307
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,600
This guy is hungry for a...

308
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,040
Keen for a bit of snackage.

309
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,300
On a Monday night.

310
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,740
He's got a lot of exterior...

311
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:45,860
Bullet proof skin going on.

312
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,780
Let's just say that.

313
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:51,340
And we are living a nightmare right now.

314
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,940
As we walk and stifle our way through fucking room after room after room.

315
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,760
This is not the Star's office by the way.

316
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,160
But I'm hungry for herb.

317
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,680
I don't have anything really to my name at all.

318
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,140
Not even a snack bar.

319
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:04,620
You copy?

320
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,480
There's something real nasty in here.

321
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:07,940
I don't know what it is.

322
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,800
Thanks very much Jerry Hannon and the pacemakers.

323
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,200
I'll take a look with the cameras.

324
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,580
Nintendo Game Boy.

325
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:16,980
Trying to check out.

326
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,500
There's a bit of rattling going on in that next room there.

327
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,780
You never know what could be in there.

328
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,200
Some kind of beast or something.

329
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:26,640
We're looking at a potential liquor scenario.

330
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,160
And I don't mean...

331
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,940
The good kind of liquor that you'll be drinking.

332
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,720
This is the stuff that would be stinking.

333
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,240
Stinking lit.

334
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,440
And so I mean...

335
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,000
This is a shit show here.

336
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,000
I don't know what you think of doing the war zone.

337
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,940
But that performance there...

338
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,740
Apologies there for the Alan Hansen clips coming in.

339
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,460
That was a mistake.

340
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,220
I wonder if we can move around...

341
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,340
And take them...

342
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,980
Flank them around the side hatch.

343
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,040
There was something on this tableau here...

344
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,160
That I didn't get a hold of.

345
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,300
And that's why we need to go through there.

346
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,320
Because that's being fucking barbed wired out of us.

347
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,780
Bertie Boo Boo Boo.

348
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,680
Thanks very much.

349
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,040
Liquor license you say.

350
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,940
I doubt there's anything of the source going on here.

351
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,440
It's a complete free for all of bad vibes.

352
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,280
And henchmen.

353
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,060
And goosey ganders.

354
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,440
Let's check this guy out.

355
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:24,620
Look.

356
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,140
It's a much more multicultural...

357
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,140
Horde.

358
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,960
Than it was in the original game.

359
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,100
But look.

360
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:34,980
No matter...

361
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,320
No matter what the culture...

362
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:41,760
You can't carry on like that.

363
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,720
You can't carry on like that.

364
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,240
I don't care what you are.

365
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:46,760
Who you are.

366
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:47,540
Where you're from.

367
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,140
That's not right.

368
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,200
And I'm losing...

369
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,240
My religion.

370
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,300
I'm losing a lot of fucking bullets as well.

371
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,160
It's like fucking...

372
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,240
Wacko Jacko's thriller.

373
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,820
Again, after we chomped on there...

374
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,160
And that's not a great start at all from...

375
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,680
What we left off of last night.

376
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,400
We were on fire last night, Tom.

377
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,620
Absolute unprecedented flames.

378
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,420
And to end up like that.

379
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,420
Getting shnacked on.

380
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,740
It's just appalling.

381
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,320
And you really need to pull up the socks.

382
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,140
And up the game.

383
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,220
And really go for it in this next take.

384
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,540
The pace was too much there, unfortunately, guys.

385
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,780
I mean, I would apologise.

386
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,220
But there really is no need to apologise.

387
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,040
When the pace gets that fast...

388
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,760
You just gotta hang on...

389
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,480
To the side of the fucking roller coaster.

390
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,300
And let's see what we can see here...

391
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:51,820
Before we move.

392
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,540
Women for ways.

393
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,440
Thank you very much.

394
00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,700
Look at this.

395
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,840
Our first glimpse...

396
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,980
Of the liquor...

397
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,180
Was just his tongue.

398
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,380
His long tongue.

399
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,680
And unfortunately...

400
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,620
For me...

401
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,180
That's been ruined...

402
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,040
By the addition of these kind of...

403
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,600
Strange guys that suck your brains out.

404
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:19,160
Who also have an extendable retractable tongue.

405
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,700
So that's...

406
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,020
That's been spoiled for me.

407
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,820
If you're to really ask me my...

408
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,280
True opinion on that.

409
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,460
Which you aren't.

410
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,020
Then that's what I'd say.

411
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,560
Roshi, thank you very much.

412
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,560
Here we go.

413
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,460
You're a madman streaming tonight...

414
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,360
With crime call on RTE in half an hour.

415
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:34,940
Thanks very much.

416
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:35,900
And women for web...

417
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,580
Can't shoot zombies anymore...

418
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:38,460
Because of woke...

419
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:39,920
And Bertie Boo Boo.

420
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,980
Thank you very much as well.

421
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,460
Let's take this guy down...

422
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,460
And really utilise the knife...

423
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,380
Very fastly.

424
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,500
Fastway couriers.

425
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,480
Bit of a waste of bullet.

426
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,940
Accusations of slash.

427
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,600
Suggestions of stab.

428
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,520
Think that's him done.

429
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,360
Is he?

430
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,780
One for good measure.

431
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,440
And one for good luck.

432
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,360
This is another reload situation here.

433
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,300
Maybe it's a case of...

434
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,360
Just pass a move with the Liverpool group.

435
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,040
Just...

436
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,420
Choose the skip button.

437
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,440
To bypass these creamers.

438
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,400
There on that table.

439
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,600
Which I missed the last time.

440
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,100
Gonna have to miss it again here.

441
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:36,880
Flashbang.

442
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,060
Sweet stuff.

443
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,320
Rifle emos.

444
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,080
This is where we really need to...

445
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,120
Consider our fucking situation.

446
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,680
And pull out the big guns.

447
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,140
Gonna flashbang them.

448
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,720
Gonna flashbang these guys.

449
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,980
And really ask them.

450
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,920
Is this what they wanted to deal with?

451
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,140
Is that what you wanted to deal with, lads?

452
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:20,160
Lovely stuff.

453
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:23,600
Reload.

454
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,000
Absolutely.

455
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,800
Not bad.

456
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,700
Carnage.

457
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:29,000
That's the janitor gun.

458
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,220
It's another cop.

459
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:30,780
You're over there.

460
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,600
It's very nice.

461
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,320
Someone behind you.

462
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,060
Trying to grab out here.

463
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,100
Another guy's got a hold here.

464
00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:34,700
You're under the way.

465
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:35,900
It's a lovely bit of judgment.

466
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:43,080
Steady on there, Thomas. I've got this all under control. Don't you worry your little

467
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:53,940
hearse about this. Yeah, Francis is in control right now. Slashington's world of adventures.

468
00:21:53,940 --> 00:22:05,360
He couldn't get up. He couldn't rise to the challenge. Is Gary on the scene tonight, as

469
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:12,600
a juror. He might be. Usually, uh, throws in his two cents after a big event. Let's just

470
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:19,120
say that. Gonna take the barretta out and take my time with this one, Tom. Why not? You've,

471
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:25,740
you've done the, you've done the legwork. Donkey work has been done. That's it. Now, follow-up

472
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:34,740
with the knife. Lovely stuff. Apologies to anyone and everyone about how violent this is, but

473
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:41,980
they're bad, bad hombres. They need, they need checking. So, you just gotta remember that.

474
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:49,980
We're saved, we're doing humanity of hell here. Or at least the nephews, Francis. Fucking hell,

475
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:55,980
time. It's, it's an absolute bloodbath chaos scenario. It's a chaos chamber here. I've got no, please,

476
00:22:55,980 --> 00:23:12,300
please don't. I hope that's not the end. Where is he? Lovely stuff. Tell you, you'll need fucking

477
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:19,620
crime call after that. I'd be calling crime call after that. But it seems as though the, the criminal,

478
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:47,940
prosecutors are all zombified. Pure and utter madman.

479
00:23:47,940 --> 00:24:17,720
Shit. Fuck. Combat knife, not necessary. Let's get that herbage into us there. Lovely bit of herbage to really take the pain away. Into this room, the west office. I'm concerned here about these boxes. I'm not particularly too sure what the situation is with them. They're showing up on, like they're saying, press A to get them. But then nothing's happening. And here we have a sorry, sorry site. A guy who...

480
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,720
Unfortunately cannot get up.

481
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,000
That's a real splat show there.

482
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,060
Priced in a bag.

483
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:31,300
Thank you very much there Bertie Boo Boo for the bog wetment.

484
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:37,640
Hoping that each and every individual who is joining us here, you're most welcome.

485
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:38,400
Thank you very much.

486
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:49,540
Hoping that all of your bogs have been well and truly re-wetted in order to really dampen down on the carbon emissions, so to speak.

487
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,140
This is a safe.

488
00:24:52,140 --> 00:25:01,960
I don't have the code to it, but I suppose at some stage there is going to be a lovely little text-based booklet or memorandum, which you can delve into, Tom.

489
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,800
I'll delve in, alright. I'm ready for a reading.

490
00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:10,800
Here we go. Let's do this. September the 20th, Arrest Point.

491
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:14,900
Would you? Maybe I'll sing it. I feel better when I'm actually singing the songs as well.

492
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,800
Fucking asking a lot of me here, Tom. I didn't have this set up or anything, you know.

493
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,180
And to be switching codes like this, it's beyond reproach.

494
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,460
But here you go. Let's give it a lash.

495
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:50,720
Sep-septwentor. Sep-septwentor. Sep-septwentor. The 20th. The Arrest Report.

496
00:25:50,720 --> 00:26:08,320
What's wrong with the first one? I mean, it's a complete waste of time. We're meant to be doing a speed run.

497
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:14,360
I know, but I accidentally said Sep-twember instead of September the 20th.

498
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:19,400
We're the classic agnostic guys. Thanks for the tip there, Matty C.

499
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,060
Thanks, Matty C. There for the tip. We're the classic agnostic guys.

500
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:32,360
But, um... Okay, we'll go again there, Tom, and this is it. No more restarts. Just get the fucking thing done, yeah?

501
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,880
Ready to blast.

502
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:52,100
Sep-twember-ish fucker. Did it again, Matty?

503
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:09,980
Just one more, please. I mean, it's not... Don't fuck it up like all... We'll be here all night. It's already been 27 minutes. Just needs to be... Get in there. September. September. September. September. September the 20th.

504
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,380
September the 20th.

505
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:14,980
Take three. Take us away.

506
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,440
September the 20th.

507
00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,060
An Arrest Report.

508
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,700
I'm not drunk there. People are saying in the chat, I'm not drunk.

509
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,260
Just fucking sing the song.

510
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,900
Name Rodney Gray.

511
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,060
Occupation. Unimplied.

512
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,540
Former electrician.

513
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,720
Charges on novel creation and or possession of explosives.

514
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,340
The suspect was seen behaving suspiciously.

515
00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:02,380
Suspiciously.

516
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:05,980
Suspiciously.

517
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,620
At 1442.

518
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:12,960
Box Street.

519
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,180
On September 18th, 1998.

520
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,200
Suspect's person was searched.

521
00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:26,580
Producing small explosive time definitor from his entire pocket.

522
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:30,860
Leading to a rest on the chair just leashed above.

523
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:38,700
A search of suspect's home found more than 20 additional homemade explosives.

524
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:42,300
At various stages of completion.

525
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,100
Suspect was extremely agitated.

526
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,900
And not of sound mind.

527
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:51,280
The suspect spoke feverishly.

528
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,680
Anacondagy.

529
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,620
With the 420 thanking you there.

530
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,580
Anacondagy.

531
00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,460
Anacondagy.

532
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,500
Tonight.

533
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:04,580
Just have to rewind the tune there. Still another two pages there, Francis.

534
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,120
Just get it fucking wrapped up, Tom. Come on.

535
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:24,460
At one point, questioning had to be halted due to a sudden bout of shrieking from suspect.

536
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:33,920
You don't have to do the fucking noises, just sing the song.

537
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:41,720
Once questioning was resumed, suspect me in the following statements.

538
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:48,580
I didn't do it for me. I didn't do it for me. I didn't do it for me.

539
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:57,300
I did it for you. Why doesn't anyone understand the corpse's attack from the shadows?

540
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:04,660
From the shadows. From the shadows. From the shadows, ye prick.

541
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,320
A storm's coming, but this umbrella's no good.

542
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:17,340
Gotta blow it up, or you'll be more than just wet, wet, wet.

543
00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,820
Gotta get more bombs.

544
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:26,560
They're coming soon. Gotta hurry, burn and burn the corpses.

545
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,480
Burn them good.

546
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,800
Like a lovely piece of wood.

547
00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:40,460
On the fire at night, under the moonlight sky, in the raccoon city,

548
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:46,060
a child cries, his mamma's died, his dad's turned to a zombie,

549
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,880
and Jerry lied.

550
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:53,580
You're taking fucking big liberties, Tom.

551
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,800
There's none of that half of what you just sang there,

552
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,140
and the tune's going 90 on the second one as well.

553
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:02,360
You've still got another page left, Thomas.

554
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,980
Have you got what it takes?

555
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,300
I've got what it takes.

556
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,880
Are you pissed, Tom?

557
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,240
A few people in the chat there saying you're fucking steamed.

558
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,500
Thanks very much, DJ Chucky Peanuts there, and to Anaconda Jesus,

559
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,600
and Matty Seaseth,

560
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,460
and Bertie Boo Boo and Roche, thank you very much.

561
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:23,460
Are you steamed, Tom?

562
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,040
You're on the piss.

563
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080
Have you had a pint or two?

564
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,460
You're under the weather, are you?

565
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,200
I'm not under the weather.

566
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,140
I'm not under the weather.

567
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,200
Fucking stink a drink, Tom.

568
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,560
Just play the tune.

569
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,520
We've got another little bit going there.

570
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,940
I was really getting into the raccoon city state of mind.

571
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,420
Play the tune.

572
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,780
Clone name Gipsaw, thank you very much.

573
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,300
Burn the corpses, burn them good.

574
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:19,320
During questioning, the suspect began to shake violently before resuming a fit.

575
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:28,040
It's just weird, man.

576
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:28,600
It's just weird.

577
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:29,500
No one wants to hear that.

578
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:30,500
They want to hear the singing.

579
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,240
Questioning was ended.

580
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,900
Was ended and a sedative administered.

581
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:45,340
Repository of the whole.

582
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,000
Note.

583
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,200
Due to suspect's unstable psychiatric condition.

584
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,100
Suspect's testimony changed from moment to moment.

585
00:32:57,780 --> 00:33:01,260
Suspect's delirium made any sort of dialogue impossible.

586
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:05,980
We are currently awaiting the results of a doctor's investigation into suspect's condition.

587
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:11,780
The explosives collected from the suspect's arms and residence appeal to be extremely powerful.

588
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:18,080
As a safety precaution, a battery was removed from one detonation device upon its admission into evidence.

589
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,140
The battery was secured in the safety deposit room.

590
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,340
Where's the drugstore?

591
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:29,880
Where's the drugstore?

592
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,720
Where's the drugstore?

593
00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:33,600
Your mother drugstore?

594
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,100
Taking absolute liberties there, Tom.

595
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:41,100
Really taking liberties with the script and going...

596
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,560
Using the script as a fucking jumping off board.

597
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,640
When there's people who have kindly given tips.

598
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:49,800
There's people who have kindly tuned in for speed.

599
00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:50,980
For pace.

600
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:51,900
For power.

601
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:52,840
For precision.

602
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:56,380
And you're on the pace, Tom.

603
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:57,520
I can't fucking believe it.

604
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,520
I had two cans.

605
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,200
What are you gonna do?

606
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:03,880
You gonna sack me?

607
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,120
Who are you gonna talk to then?

608
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,320
Because you fucking got no one.

609
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:16,120
We'll talk about this after the stream.

610
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:17,980
You fuck...

611
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,180
You fucking got no one.

612
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,120
Barry Gerlund.

613
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:21,020
Thank you very much.

614
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:23,940
We'll talk about this after the stream.

615
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,460
Thanks very much there.

616
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,820
Andrew the Fork and Barry Gerlund.

617
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,640
Jules Holland.

618
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:33,960
There.

619
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,100
Look at that there, Francis.

620
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:35,460
Wait.

621
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,280
Look at that.

622
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,180
Holy shit there, Julesy.

623
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:41,920
How are you getting on, you little boogie-woogie munchkin?

624
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,300
You beautiful fucking man.

625
00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,620
Thank you very much for that.

626
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:47,240
That's fantastic stuff.

627
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,800
Resident Evil 3 jams.

628
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:49,680
Keeping us all going.

629
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:50,180
That's nice.

630
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,000
Thank you very much.

631
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:52,260
And Wes Drunker.

632
00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:54,180
Thank you very much for the tip there.

633
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:56,780
No.

634
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,400
No.

635
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:00,160
Huh?

636
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,720
Get back to the game.

637
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,600
Stop playing.

638
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,020
Come back to me when you want a lesson on how to be a decent, honest human.

639
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,100
Hashtag I stand with Tom there in the chat.

640
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:14,420
Look.

641
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:18,160
Goes to show if somebody is on the pace.

642
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,020
Maybe it is.

643
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,800
Maybe it's best just let them ask it.

644
00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:27,600
I can't open these boxes.

645
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:34,140
It seems as though it's gone arse over tit, this whole situation of trying to open boxes.

646
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,120
And they're just teasing us with this at the moment.

647
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:40,200
I'm really unaware as to what the hell that is going on.

648
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,220
I'm not sure where I'm going here.

649
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,000
You're filthy.

650
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,860
Thank you very much.

651
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:48,460
What I do know and what I can say is that the Star's office is exactly where we need to be.

652
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,840
I don't think this is it though.

653
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,700
It's the one upstairs.

654
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,820
So just check the map there.

655
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,840
Are you alright there, Francis?

656
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,660
I'm fine, Ben.

657
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,820
I'm fucking fine.

658
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,320
Let's just have a look there and see.

659
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,020
Safe.

660
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,360
Storage box.

661
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,300
Storage box.

662
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,900
And then safety deposit dark room.

663
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,080
It's upstairs, I'd say, is where we have to go here.

664
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,580
Check the locker there.

665
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,320
Something in that.

666
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,700
Lovely bit of assault rifle.

667
00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:19,480
Bit of assault and...

668
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,880
A bit of assault and vinegar.

669
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:21,800
Huh?

670
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,900
Which is going to be brilliant.

671
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,600
A bit of an assault and vinegar on the senses there.

672
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,860
A bit of an assault and vinegar on the...

673
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,560
On the Chippenstein.

674
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,620
That's easy isn't simple.

675
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,540
I'm trying to...

676
00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:42,140
Oh, yes.

677
00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,180
Thank you very much for the tips there, lads.

678
00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:45,660
Vladimir and...

679
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:46,320
Nishar and Tra.

680
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,640
And...

681
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,280
You're filthy as well, I think.

682
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,600
Francis might have said thanks.

683
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:54,520
I want personally to deliver a thank you for your hand again to...

684
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,320
Wes and Jules.

685
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,420
Very, very kind of you, lads.

686
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:00,980
We've got a safe room.

687
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,460
It's the...

688
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:04,720
It's the safe room where Claire got her Let Me Live jacket.

689
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:06,360
And we've got a 9.15.7.

690
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:09,240
Which is a beautiful internal memorandum there.

691
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,400
We don't need to read through that.

692
00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:11,140
We've done that.

693
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,300
We'll wait until we can get to another situation.

694
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:15,620
Speed.

695
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,360
Power.

696
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:17,240
Pace.

697
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:18,860
Acceleration.

698
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,360
Momentum.

699
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,480
Velocity.

700
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,820
These are all words which we want you to associate with the stream.

701
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:28,360
Maybe we can develop a bit of film.

702
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,300
We don't.

703
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,480
We don't have anything to develop.

704
00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:35,320
But I tell you, if we did, we'd be straight into this room here.

705
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,740
Be great to have an extra costume here as well for himself.

706
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,800
Maybe some kind of...

707
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,860
Biker jacket or something.

708
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:44,180
Nothing.

709
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,120
A red herb.

710
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:45,800
That will do.

711
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,120
We'll take a trip back to Memory Lane.

712
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:53,240
Back down to the safe house.

713
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:55,200
Bust open the safe.

714
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,260
And Owen Murphy, thank you very much for your kind, heart, generous sip.

715
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,040
Long time listener.

716
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,820
I have to say, hearing Tommy succumb to the devil drink himself, it's a bitter tale.

717
00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:04,880
We all love him.

718
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,020
And hopefully, now this is a wake-up call he needs to hear.

719
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:08,500
God bless.

720
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,440
Do you hear this, Tom?

721
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,900
People are concerned about your drink.

722
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,720
You came through all my line there, Francis.

723
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:17,020
Thanks very much there for the tip this through treat.

724
00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,560
And shagging the nagging and one more thing.

725
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:19,840
Look.

726
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:26,880
If a man wants to drink and he can handle it, let him out.

727
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:28,720
That's a white...

728
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,620
That's an ancient fucking Egyptian proverb.

729
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:35,180
From...from...the Sphinx.

730
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,740
Who was a mad...a mad cat for the sauce.

731
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,280
That's not my words now.

732
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,400
That's the...that's the Sphinx.

733
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:47,120
No, it's a very dark place and dingy and disgusting.

734
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:51,820
Is there any way of speeding up so we can get into a nice, happy, fun world?

735
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:57,780
It seems as to be a light motif or a general running motif.

736
00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:00,520
So it's nine...was it 973 there?

737
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:08,460
Are we any amazing heads in the chat who took notice of the situation in the memorandum there?

738
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,620
Apologies there.

739
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,600
Just hit the microphone.

740
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,640
Hopefully that didn't fucking rile anybody.

741
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:20,640
Kerry there with the 888.

742
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,540
Trying to trigger post-traumatic stress disorder.

743
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:28,620
From when I had...let's just say a mental...

744
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,920
What would you call that?

745
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,520
Malfunction.

746
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,860
I had a mental malfunction.

747
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,300
And that's nice.

748
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,340
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

749
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,300
I know it's not that.

750
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,180
6, 9, 6, 9.

751
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:42,660
It's not that.

752
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:43,620
But Brooklyn...

753
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,620
And Darren both...

754
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,620
Give the exact same...

755
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,980
Random setter numbers.

756
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,400
So I believe that it's that.

757
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,320
Just going to scroll back up there because I've missed it.

758
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:58,460
And ShagginTheNaggin, thanks for the tips.

759
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:01,980
To become one with the peas, you must first become one with yourself.

760
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,940
So we've got this here.

761
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:05,940
I'm very actually...

762
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:11,360
I'm very actually concerned and upset at some of the genuine supporters of the stream who are kind.

763
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,500
99% of the time.

764
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,380
And then they are throwing randomized numbers at me as well.

765
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,660
Very surprising, lads.

766
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,780
I thought it would be from people who are new to...

767
00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:21,540
Thanks for the stream.

768
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:23,100
The tip there, Brent Eagle.

769
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,940
And RoboSnake Quartet.

770
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,660
What a name.

771
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,460
Very surprised is all I'm saying.

772
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:34,120
I'd expect that from people who are new to the stream and want to throw a bit of a spanner into the works.

773
00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:39,040
But I'm taking names and notes here and putting them on a list.

774
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:41,980
The list is called Interesting.

775
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:47,060
9157.

776
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,220
All left.

777
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,220
All left.

778
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,780
Paul Mischel, thank you very much there for the tip.

779
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,240
Okay, so 9157.

780
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,120
We go 9.

781
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,780
That's the wrong one.

782
00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:02,080
We need to go all the way around again.

783
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,040
9157.

784
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:08,700
9.

785
00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:10,800
So it's all left, is it?

786
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,160
So you don't go right again.

787
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,400
I mean, this will fuck up and I'll have to do it again.

788
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,500
Okay, so it's all left.

789
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:25,160
So when you say all left, that's...

790
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,320
You really mean all left.

791
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,540
Okay, so 9.

792
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,960
Actually, how can it be all left?

793
00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:40,360
Because the whole point of a fucking combination lock on a safe is that you go left and then right.

794
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,240
So, uh...

795
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,620
That was a twister of a fucking tip that somebody gave me.

796
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:53,400
Because they told me the right number, but then they decided to fucking bamboozle me by saying all left, Francis.

797
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:54,320
Ha ha ha.

798
00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:56,680
You're not gonna catch me out.

799
00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,540
Even though you have already caught me out.

800
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,380
That's on stream.

801
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,880
Can't rewind.

802
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,280
You can't rewind it when you've been caught out.

803
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:04,900
SB, thank you very much.

804
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,940
I don't expect this guy, you say, to understand the problems I'm facing.

805
00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:14,660
It's great that somebody is there thinking what I'm thinking.

806
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,920
Okay, so the all left.

807
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:17,400
No, it isn't.

808
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:18,320
Left, right, left.

809
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:19,200
So it's left, right.

810
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:20,040
It's right, left.

811
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:21,460
Look.

812
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,480
No jaw, Jimmy.

813
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,680
Now, it's a new one I'm going for.

814
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:26,020
I've tried everyone else.

815
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,920
So Jimmy is saying left, right, left.

816
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,300
Bear with me here.

817
00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:38,100
Left, right, left.

818
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:38,460
Okay.

819
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,180
Go left.

820
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,360
Really shouldn't take this long, should it?

821
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:44,420
Okay.

822
00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:47,400
Parastroiker as well is the same as Jimmy there.

823
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:47,640
Okay.

824
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,060
So, I mean.

825
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,860
It's really something, isn't it, lad?

826
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:50,980
This is a speed run.

827
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,320
And you'd think you'd be helping me out.

828
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,180
I have to.

829
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:56,480
It's almost like I have one puzzle here that I have to crack.

830
00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,260
The chat becomes its own puzzle in and of itself.

831
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:00,720
Thomas.

832
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,900
That's the mystery of the chat.

833
00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,160
You could never really understand.

834
00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:09,200
It can become a beast unto its own.

835
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:12,980
It can become a wild animal at times.

836
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,940
But it could be a friend as well.

837
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:18,480
So it's the yin and yang.

838
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,740
It's just the mystery of life in the world.

839
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,660
They should look.

840
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:29,180
Okay, so Parastroika and Jimmy,

841
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:34,240
two reliable informants of late and of note.

842
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,800
Left nine.

843
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:38,720
That's right.

844
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,620
Okay, here we go.

845
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:40,360
Let's start again.

846
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:40,960
Left nine.

847
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,240
Right fifteen.

848
00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:52,100
Left seven.

849
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,100
Left seven.

850
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,700
I've had you.

851
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:04,340
I've had you.

852
00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:06,460
You've been fucking bamboozled again.

853
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:07,460
It's twice in a row.

854
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,560
Taking the piss out of you, man.

855
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,380
What are you gonna do?

856
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:20,040
Darren Mack telling me that was literally the opposite.

857
00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:20,440
Okay.

858
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,280
This is another.

859
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:25,520
I don't want this to be another 888 situation, okay?

860
00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:30,340
That 888 scenario became my 666, the number of the beast.

861
00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:36,900
Oh, did someone mention my name at this moment in time?

862
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,920
Listen, guys.

863
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:41,720
We need to fucking get this safe cracked.

864
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,480
Last time I checked,

865
00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,840
you ain't seen nothing yet.

866
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:48,800
Oh, baby.

867
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,840
You ain't seen nothing yet.

868
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,560
Boom, boom.

869
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:55,040
Glaze us out.

870
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,620
Oh, fuck.

871
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:58,260
Fuck.

872
00:44:58,260 --> 00:44:58,340
Okay.

873
00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:02,640
Fake help isn't funny, says Ian.

874
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,400
A man who's really echoing my sentiments here.

875
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,840
Do you see what you made me do?

876
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,220
Look what you've made me do.

877
00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:14,540
Okay.

878
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:16,340
Look what you've made me do.

879
00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:17,700
Okay.

880
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:18,340
We've got this.

881
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:19,620
Very demonic today.

882
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,520
You've done it now.

883
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:20,840
Okay.

884
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,600
So, look.

885
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,760
Now there's actually nothing going on in the chat.

886
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,580
It's just different messages and emojis and stuff.

887
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,360
And it's nothing.

888
00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:29,460
It's no help to me.

889
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,020
And I'm...

890
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,160
I'm having another...

891
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,600
I'm going to have a slice of fucking soggy pizza.

892
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,120
And when I get back...

893
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:43,540
I mean, I'm not going to go anywhere because the pizza's right here.

894
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,800
But when I'm here...

895
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,580
In a minute, when I finish that slice,

896
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,600
I want that code and I want it now.

897
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,220
This is my ass on the line.

898
00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:55,420
Just have another...

899
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,040
Have a can.

900
00:45:57,780 --> 00:45:58,420
What do you mean?

901
00:45:58,460 --> 00:45:58,740
Another?

902
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,400
I'm not drinking.

903
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,740
Well, I meant I'm going to have another can.

904
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,120
Maybe you should as well.

905
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:07,720
Just to get the fucking brain working, you know?

906
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,160
I will not do that.

907
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,820
I don't believe that's the right course of action.

908
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,420
I also think that that's an absolute affront.

909
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:21,420
To the people who've so kindly...

910
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,640
Shown support.

911
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,100
In the face of the speedrun challenge that we've fucking got going on.

912
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,620
What a fucking shit pizza this is.

913
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:31,520
I mean, it's a...

914
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,720
I don't mind good fellas.

915
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,000
But what a job.

916
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,420
I did a shit job on it.

917
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,660
It's so fucking soggy.

918
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:37,640
It was soggy.

919
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:39,600
It wasn't even hard coming out the fucking oven.

920
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,280
You need to have the oven preheated to 200 degrees before you put it in.

921
00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,680
And then make sure it's golden brown on the edges.

922
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:52,160
Texture like sun.

923
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:53,460
It's fucking shocking.

924
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:54,780
Look at the base of that.

925
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,520
It's like it's just come out of the box.

926
00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,180
So, yeah.

927
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:01,580
Be really fucking happy with yourselves.

928
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,920
That you're making me fucking get to my wits end here.

929
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:06,920
And we're not even an hour into the stream run.

930
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,480
And already it's gone really tits up.

931
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:15,940
Resident Deadsy.

932
00:47:15,940 --> 00:47:16,800
Thank you very much.

933
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,160
For your tip.

934
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,980
You simply say that pizza fucking sucks.

935
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:24,660
Conrad.

936
00:47:24,740 --> 00:47:25,380
Thank you very much.

937
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,560
You're going to rewatch this later and realize you're losing your mind again.

938
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,520
Thanks for letting me know that, Conrad.

939
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,400
Via a tip.

940
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,940
I do mean thank you.

941
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,740
Another thing is, I've just got a bit of pizza sauce on the chaos gloves.

942
00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:56,640
That's pizza.

943
00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:00,000
Tonight's pizza and last night's piss.

944
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:15,080
Right.

945
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:22,880
Here we go.

946
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:26,320
9.15.7.

947
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:27,380
That's what we're doing.

948
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,720
That's who we are.

949
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,740
That's what we're about.

950
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:30,660
Roshi.

951
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:32,620
Thank you very much for the tip again.

952
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:37,740
Do yourself or Tom have any love for any RTS?

953
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:39,940
I presume you mean real-time strategy.

954
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:44,400
I used to play Command and Conquer Red Alert a lot.

955
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:49,000
And I actually have that installed and ready to fucking go at some stage.

956
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:53,480
I was even thinking of maybe doing a NATO or a Ukraine versus Russia.

957
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,160
Or a NATO versus Russia.

958
00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:58,400
Versus the Soviets.

959
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,140
But I don't know whether or not that is that bad taste.

960
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:04,860
Thank you very much for the tip there.

961
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,040
Farfurda.

962
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:07,660
How are you?

963
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,300
Thank you very much for the tip.

964
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,520
You say, sorriest looking slice I've ever seen.

965
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,120
Gotta get some real da into you.

966
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:17,680
Inside.

967
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,400
We're the classic agnostic guys.

968
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,200
And Wanti.

969
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:20,940
Thank you very much.

970
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:21,900
How are you?

971
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,920
Did you get rid of the Almira or do you ever be up the town in it?

972
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:30,080
The Almira unfortunately is gonzo because there was too much going on with it.

973
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,020
Needing to be fixed every fucking few months.

974
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:34,980
Bits and pieces.

975
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:35,780
You know yourself.

976
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,480
But what is it now you're rocking there?

977
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,640
I share the car with Thomas.

978
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,840
What is it you're in?

979
00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:42,920
You've had a car for a few years, Tom.

980
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,120
Have you?

981
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,140
Yes.

982
00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:47,580
The Auris is the job like, you know.

983
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:50,040
Good little runner.

984
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,100
It's a small enough car wreck, you know.

985
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,200
2011.

986
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,780
It's still good little runner.

987
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:56,680
Diesel.

988
00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:58,560
Can't beat the diesel.

989
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,080
Thanks for the tip anyway.

990
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,340
And Captain Sack.

991
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:04,940
Chaos Globe equals relentless.

992
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:05,600
Hey.

993
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:08,140
Thanks for fucking reminding me.

994
00:50:09,460 --> 00:50:09,760
Right.

995
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,580
9.

996
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:12,780
15.

997
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:13,840
7.

998
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Gonna go back up there and get this again.

999
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:17,700
9.

1000
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:19,180
Left 9.

1001
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,320
Right 15.

1002
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,520
Left 7.

1003
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:22,640
Code breaker.

1004
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,540
Thank you very much.

1005
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:24,400
So.

1006
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,120
We're going left 9.

1007
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,360
We're going right 15.

1008
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,860
Feels good this one.

1009
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:34,040
This feels really good.

1010
00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:35,800
This is gonna be so sweet.

1011
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:55,000
clear clear clear

1012
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:04,060
very nice stuff you've got a lovely lovely hip pouch that's given you an additional couple of

1013
00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:12,540
slots for stuff and stick around everybody there's lots going on here big shout out as well to dr

1014
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:21,900
utker your kind heart and generous tip and uh look it seems as though we are back in business right

1015
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:27,900
here right now the microphone has fallen off there francis you need to adjust it i think it's okay

1016
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:32,380
shite pizza thanks for the tip let's get going here

1017
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:37,900
we got it

1018
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:43,580
can't believe that took fucking 15 minutes

1019
00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:50,540
look at this i forgot about this absolute desecration street

1020
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:58,060
a new fucking soap opera starting every monday wednesday and friday night

1021
00:51:58,060 --> 00:52:03,140
*mwah wah wah wah wah wah wah*

1022
00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:10,500
Awww such demonic soul popper I can't wait I've been executive producing something!

1023
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:22,700
How do you manage to fucking do that? You've got contracts with Sky, you've got demonic fucking punditry with us. How would you manage to do it?

1024
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:36,100
Oh, well at this moment in time, all the can say and all the world say it, get yourself a good accountant and start up a new separate company, channel all the fun through that.

1025
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:41,000
I know a good bloke I can talk to you about, I can get great tax rates as well.

1026
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:49,000
You're not on about actual fucking tax evasion through the medium of creating a separate company for your media ventures, are you?

1027
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,360
Nothing evasion about it, there's no evasion about it.

1028
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,100
Can you, mate?

1029
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:01,420
Pure socialism, mate. Angela Rayner. Vote Labour. Glazes out.

1030
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:10,840
That's an interesting bit of business there, bit of offshore accountancy information there.

1031
00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:12,720
Do you know anything about that yourself, Tom?

1032
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:19,420
I was talking to your man, Hans Backer, the other day, and boy, we got a note here.

1033
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,380
Hector, if you're reading this, I'm already dead.

1034
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:28,980
If you're hearing any noises coming from the locker, don't open it, please.

1035
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:35,200
While you're out on patrol, I focused on finding a way to get to the other side.

1036
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:38,840
I realized that explosives might be our best bet.

1037
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,300
I managed to rig up a pretty good bomb as well.

1038
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,180
But we don't have any batteries for the detonator.

1039
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:53,400
I'm pretty sure that I sent one to the safety deposit room during intake last week.

1040
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,660
We need that battery if we're gonna knock this wall down.

1041
00:53:56,740 --> 00:54:01,120
So I headed upstairs to find you since I know that you have the safety deposit room key.

1042
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,280
R-Pad 91, thank you very much.

1043
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:05,000
Twished it.

1044
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,700
Rhys and Molly are watching from Liverpool.

1045
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:12,480
Smoke the zombie garbschites for any lad.

1046
00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:14,840
Thank you very much for the tip there, Francis.

1047
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,000
Yeah, thanks very much there, R-Pad.

1048
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:20,820
And big shout out to Rhys and Molly and Steve Curtin.

1049
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:21,440
How are you?

1050
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,500
The Iron Curtin himself.

1051
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:25,820
You better watch your ass.

1052
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:27,860
Enjoy a drink on me.

1053
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,340
Thank you very much, Resident Stephen from Yowl.

1054
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:31,480
Yowl.

1055
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,420
Actually, I pronounced yowl wrong there.

1056
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,360
I called it yowl.

1057
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,840
Tis, actually, yowl.

1058
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:40,540
Thank you very much, Stevie Curtin.

1059
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,500
Let me just finish it off with this.

1060
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,280
As soon as I left the shower room, I was attacked.

1061
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,740
One of them bit me.

1062
00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:50,820
I washed the wound as best I could, but I feel worse and worse now.

1063
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:55,480
I hope I don't need to spell out why you must not open the locker.

1064
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,440
Please don't worry about me.

1065
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,380
Just get yourself out of here as fast as you can.

1066
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,220
Your buddy weighs.

1067
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:03,820
P.S.

1068
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,740
Don't worry about that $600 I lent you.

1069
00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:09,280
Think of it as a gift towards your upcoming move.

1070
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:10,860
Good luck, buddy.

1071
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:19,800
Interesting development there from Wes, who said he's taken his own life.

1072
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:21,740
Don't open the locker.

1073
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,360
You can kind of guess why I'm telling you not to open the locker.

1074
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,360
I'm dead.

1075
00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:28,460
Don't worry about the $600.

1076
00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,480
Let's have a look here.

1077
00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:31,180
Better not.

1078
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,940
And we're not allowed there.

1079
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:37,820
We are open to any sort of tips here as to this thing here.

1080
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:38,820
What is it?

1081
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,140
A little fucking code on a padlock.

1082
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:47,900
Which I actually can remember playing as Claire in the Claire scenario back in the day.

1083
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,320
Or maybe it was Leon, actually.

1084
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:51,340
I never got around to doing the Claire scenario on the remake.

1085
00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:54,420
Both scenarios were done on the original.

1086
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,320
One in 2018.

1087
00:55:57,580 --> 00:55:58,440
Late 2018.

1088
00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:01,940
And another subsequent one.

1089
00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:04,120
Probably last September.

1090
00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:05,940
Or whenever it was.

1091
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:08,600
And I made yet another return to streaming.

1092
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,760
An electronic gadget.

1093
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:11,400
Beautiful stuff.

1094
00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:12,740
That's in the slot box.

1095
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:14,220
Guess we'll be doing this the explodey way.

1096
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:16,900
Explodey way.

1097
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,900
Great bit of dialogue there.

1098
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,120
Lee McTen.

1099
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:21,820
Thank you very much.

1100
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:24,980
My boyfriend, Joel, made me do this.

1101
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,400
Thank you very much for that.

1102
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,060
Lee McTen.

1103
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,980
Hopefully that was okay.

1104
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,100
And everything's okay.

1105
00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:30,940
That message there.

1106
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,440
And that you're not under any duress at all.

1107
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,680
This is a C4 situation.

1108
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,620
I don't understand why we've taken away our medium-sized electronic gadget of it.

1109
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:43,820
Are we not going to blow up the Semtex?

1110
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:46,040
Or do we have to fucking detonate it from another room?

1111
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,180
I haven't been paying attention.

1112
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:52,840
All I can say, and all I will say, is...

1113
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,960
It needs a battery, does it?

1114
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,480
Power strike.

1115
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,600
Okay, let's move here.

1116
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,580
The things people who genuinely know what the crack is at the game.

1117
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,820
They're interested in seeing how it develops.

1118
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:04,800
I'm arsing around.

1119
00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:09,480
This guy thought he could fucking...

1120
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:17,380
Yeah, he knows what he's doing.

1121
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,120
Fair play to him.

1122
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,440
But he doesn't know enough to know that I know more.

1123
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:24,760
Beautiful stuff.

1124
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:25,720
That's the head gun.

1125
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:28,940
Lovely stuff.

1126
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,980
This is the third in the series of evil residencies.

1127
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,100
And the other Jeff...

1128
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:41,220
How are you?

1129
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,240
Francis, is the man in the shed still in the shed?

1130
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:45,900
I...

1131
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:48,220
I haven't heard any word otherwise.

1132
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:49,340
You know?

1133
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,100
I mean, rumor has it...

1134
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:54,100
That he's still shedding.

1135
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:56,220
Even to this day.

1136
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:56,960
That's...

1137
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,800
That's not just that he's living in the shed.

1138
00:57:58,860 --> 00:58:00,120
He does shed his skin.

1139
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:02,180
Much like the common snake.

1140
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,440
Which is quite easy to think about, really, isn't it?

1141
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,480
For an animal to do that.

1142
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,320
It is actually, you know.

1143
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:10,540
I watch the documentaries.

1144
00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:12,660
I do be watching the David Attenboroughs and all that.

1145
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:13,860
You see the snake...

1146
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:15,440
Shedding its skin.

1147
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,040
And you have to think, how's that going to survive?

1148
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:19,120
But remarkably, it does.

1149
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,900
It just generates new skin.

1150
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,560
And, uh...

1151
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,840
I mean, if you think that's amazing, you should see how it eats.

1152
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:25,920
It eats a whole...

1153
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,960
Animal.

1154
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:27,740
Whole.

1155
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,920
And swallows it.

1156
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,340
Takes a long time to digest.

1157
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,040
I've seen an anaconda eat somebody's grandmother out in...

1158
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,860
A video in Thailand.

1159
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,000
That's just disgusting stuff.

1160
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:39,500
And it's sad as well, you know.

1161
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:40,820
But it does happen.

1162
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,340
And it is...

1163
00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:42,980
It's crazy.

1164
00:58:43,780 --> 00:58:44,400
The other Jeff.

1165
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,000
Thanks very much for the tip of the Lee Mac.

1166
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,180
I think we're going down the wrong, wrong pathway here.

1167
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:50,820
But we've got another dial lock.

1168
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,380
Let's dial it in here and see what we've got in our files.

1169
00:59:00,380 --> 00:59:05,220
Nothing to suggest that we have the number there.

1170
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,000
And we look at our mapping once more.

1171
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,660
It says, find Dr. Bard.

1172
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,060
Go to the Star's office.

1173
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,100
Break the shower room wall.

1174
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,100
What do we have?

1175
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:16,940
Eddie the pooch.

1176
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,000
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1177
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,740
So we have to find a battery for the detonator.

1178
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,340
The second floor scenario here.

1179
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,660
I'm not sure whether or not we went to there.

1180
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:28,620
Came out.

1181
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:30,040
Didn't go down here, did we not?

1182
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:30,400
No.

1183
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,180
Another door.

1184
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,140
Vending machine.

1185
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,580
Dial lock.

1186
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:37,500
Explosive.

1187
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:38,360
Star's office.

1188
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:43,300
So obviously, in order to get to Star's office, we need to blow a hole in that fucking smoke show.

1189
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,980
Let's move back here.

1190
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:49,220
I'm probably trying to find a battery downstairs or something.

1191
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:56,820
Just, uh, I don't want to know exactly what I'm doing, but is going downstairs to look for the battery the correct procedure, lads, is it?

1192
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:57,920
Thanks very much there.

1193
00:59:58,820 --> 01:00:00,420
Byron's heat rash is back.

1194
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,120
What's that about?

1195
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,920
I mean, I'm not really familiar with Byron.

1196
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:08,880
Uh, the poet or any of that stuff, but did he have a rash or something like that?

1197
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,160
I'm going the right way and Dyron Mac says yes.

1198
01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,140
Shoot the C-Force's Connor.

1199
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,360
It wouldn't work.

1200
01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:22,660
I know it's not going to work, Connor.

1201
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:24,940
Just to be sure.

1202
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,640
Yeah, that's Connor for you.

1203
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:30,240
Classic Connor, Tom.

1204
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:45,040
You don't need to say it twice.

1205
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:48,580
I think we're going the right direction.

1206
01:00:48,740 --> 01:00:49,820
That's for sure.

1207
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:50,720
Now, look.

1208
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,440
Where haven't we been?

1209
01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:52,460
Safety deposit room.

1210
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,220
Locked door.

1211
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,360
Fuck off.

1212
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,720
Okay, it's a licker.

1213
01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:59,260
And he's just called him dickface as well.

1214
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,420
Just don't like the dialogue in these anymore.

1215
01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:07,460
I mean, I have enough fucking to deal with my own swearing.

1216
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,760
I don't want to have to hear it from the game.

1217
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:11,680
Look at its-

1218
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,160
Look at its arse and body.

1219
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:13,560
It's-

1220
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,260
In fairness to the content,

1221
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,120
it's well built.

1222
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,380
It's been working out.

1223
01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:22,260
It's been on the way.

1224
01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:23,140
99.

1225
01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:27,080
Oh, lickface would have been better, exactly.

1226
01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:30,500
I mean, I don't like the way the dialogue in the script.

1227
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,720
and has gone these days.

1228
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,460
It's too-

1229
01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:34,960
Jeez, the microphone's up.

1230
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:39,160
Microphone is still alive.

1231
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,140
Don't worry about that.

1232
01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:41,680
It just needs to be reconfigured.

1233
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,260
And I'm hearing-

1234
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:45,880
I'm hearing it as it's actually happening right there.

1235
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1236
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1237
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1238
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1239
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1240
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1241
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1242
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:55,620
Ben.

1243
01:01:55,620 --> 01:02:08,640
sorry about that guys ran into a few mainframe issues and now everything has been fixed and

1244
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:13,620
tell you what we need to really fix ourselves up but the fucking thing was going to fall again there

1245
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:21,000
we need to fix ourselves up here with a beautiful beautiful mixture of herbs

1246
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:28,060
the likes of which hasn't been seen on the stream today and that's the green and that's going come

1247
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:34,840
in a combination box with that red and there we go that's us back to full fucking rude health again

1248
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,340
proper rude box

1249
01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:45,300
and that's it a 22 save special

1250
01:02:45,300 --> 01:03:04,300
yeah it's too marvel the dialogue is like a mar not that i've seen any marvel stuff i'm not arse but i've seen enough to know i don't want to watch marvel because it's full of that kind of dialogue sort of stuff and it's all fucking fantasy claptrap you know

1251
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:19,540
uh brad's id card in your inventory will unlock those white boxes why didn't they tell me that um parastrika why didn't they see you can utilize or it why doesn't even give you the option when you're trying to open the box

1252
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:23,440
just see here where i'm going

1253
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:28,000
run into a fucking wall anyway i can't even go through that

1254
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:42,460
you need a key and i'm using

1255
01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:56,000
yes peace watch your house is somebody in there it's another zon boy lovely headshot

1256
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,460
missed another secondary and that's two shot two shot pudding

1257
01:04:01,460 --> 01:04:09,200
you really need to be aiming for the head when you go for these guys because that's how you take them down conserve your ammunition as well

1258
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:18,660
that's understood we've got a 209 109 this isn't another fucking puzzle now enter locker number let's see what we're dealing with here

1259
01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:22,120
104

1260
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,120
pretty easy just to open the lockers like this

1261
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:30,120
204 sorry

1262
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,800
okay so two

1263
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:37,120
but you need to find a button now holy fuck

1264
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:51,580
lads go easy on the 888 jibes yeah remember the remember the human remember the human

1265
01:04:51,580 --> 01:05:05,620
it's a waste of time in this room anyway you need to

1266
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:12,820
find some way other way of opening these fucking lock boxes because you're wasting your time you're arsing around

1267
01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:27,120
wasting my time wasting your time let's just make sure is there any other one that we can open without having to get buttons so uh what what one's it one two three so two three is what we're missing

1268
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:36,580
any ones that aren't two that have a two or three then we can open and they all require a two so that there's no way of doing that

1269
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:40,080
someone's saying you can do 104

1270
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:46,420
yeah you can press 104 but you can't open 204 can you

1271
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:55,260
right i'll sorry i was getting confused there i thought that the corresponding numbers on the left

1272
01:05:55,260 --> 01:06:00,580
were the ones you pressed to open those i mean it doesn't make sense but i mean that's what i thought

1273
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:03,380
that's the battery we needed

1274
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:06,340
that's the progress that's the pace

1275
01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:10,380
that's the speed run and thank you very much there to whoever said that

1276
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:13,680
jonathan flanagan tom jonathan flanagan

1277
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:21,280
no no johnny flanagan all the chat there with the old 104 it's a nice bit how are you getting on johnny

1278
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:27,220
thanks very much for that lovely bit of business there combine that now that's the flanagan

1279
01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:29,740
that's the flanagan

1280
01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:38,120
uh pure power and pace has been re-accomplished there let's have a look and see what else we can do

1281
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:54,280
keep it locked to viper 106 fm lovely stuff and that's another ar 5.56 round for our fucking assault rifle

1282
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:05,640
and now commissar irad is saying 109 as well this is lovely i'm actually really getting into taking the hints

1283
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:18,200
in a big way why because it's a dual partnership and pace and uh i want to maybe re-evaluate my

1284
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:27,560
mental breakdown slash freak out earlier on there uh the safe it seems as though maybe i might not have been

1285
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:37,080
able to follow basic instructions and shortcomings in that, you know, mental area led me to just

1286
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:44,600
lash out at you because I was in denial about my own incompetency and possible cognitive decline,

1287
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:51,400
and the- sometimes when I'm cornered like that, uh, I might lash out. I apologize there for

1288
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:58,200
fucking blaming the stream for it, but there was, look, there was some bad faith actors as well and

1289
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:07,960
some bad info going, so I can't- I can't completely say sorry, but all I'm saying is you know what you

1290
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:13,560
saw, I know what I saw, we both know, and that's that. No apologies necessary. Sure, I'm not looking

1291
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,720
for any apologies off you either, you know, even though they should have really been given.

1292
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:24,520
We'll leave it- we'll leave it at that. We'll leave it at that and walk away. We'll have to walk away from us.

1293
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:27,160
Okay.

1294
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:35,960
I think, uh, you've explained yourself quite clearly and very eloquently as well in Schlug of the Dead.

1295
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:42,920
Thanks very much for the tip there. Very, very kind of you. Um, so there's actually no way of opening

1296
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:49,400
those other lockers. You need a 2-Z and a 3-Z. Right? I'd be straight back up to that bloody bathroom

1297
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,840
there to put the fucking bomb in the wall. Or detonate it or something.

1298
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:03,400
Yeah, I'm- I'm with you, Tom. I'm with you 110% of the way I'm with you.

1299
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:15,560
And that was the real one! Do we have that? I hope we have it. Ah, we don't have it.

1300
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:25,160
Yep, you look like an absolute scaredy tit. And, uh, don't worry, we don't have the action cream play.

1301
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:33,960
But it will be there in stream forever, recorded in stream. You looking like an absolute- I'm just gonna

1302
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:42,680
come out and say I've had a couple of beers. You were a fanny. What can I say? I mean, I don't agree with you, Tom.

1303
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:48,520
But that was- that was a scare tactic. That was the first scare tactic we've had since the game began.

1304
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:55,800
That was the first one and it was really good, actually. And I like the way the- the- those ones

1305
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:01,480
happen. That's scarier than the licker. The lick out beast. You have three seconds to go.

1306
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:01,600
Oh.

1307
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:15,300
Thanks.

1308
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,940
How are you, officer? How are things? Sorry. Sorry.

1309
01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:19,580
Oh, no. Sorry about that.

1310
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:23,620
Yeah.

1311
01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:27,580
Loving it. This is exactly what happened in Resi 2, if I remember correctly.

1312
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:30,560
Rawr. Rawr.

1313
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:31,320
Whoa.

1314
01:10:34,620 --> 01:10:35,540
Chaos chamber.

1315
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:40,340
Fucking hell.

1316
01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:43,900
Unbelievable.

1317
01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:53,040
We're getting fucking snack time.

1318
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:03,680
Oh, Christ. Oh, Christ. Oh, Christ.

1319
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,640
Fuck. Thanks very much for the tip there, Eddie.

1320
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,120
And we've got...

1321
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,740
Is the volume too loud there, actually?

1322
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:17,360
If anybody's...

1323
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,780
Let me know there.

1324
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,140
Because I'm going through the motions here with these guys.

1325
01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:23,700
And there's a lot of them.

1326
01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:25,920
I'm not even aware of the...

1327
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,280
The sound that's going on.

1328
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:28,020
The volume sound.

1329
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,000
It's grand. Okay, good.

1330
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,920
Just was worried there I'd accidentally turn that up.

1331
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,280
I think we're going to get fucking done in here.

1332
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,040
We're up against it.

1333
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,440
Cararity chap.

1334
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,420
Thank you very much there, Cararity chap.

1335
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:43,360
And to Eddie Durkin.

1336
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,660
And to Schlug of the Dead.

1337
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:46,720
And Byron's heat rash again.

1338
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,960
I didn't actually catch up whether or not Byron...

1339
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,320
Was there...

1340
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,420
Is that a reference to the poet Byron?

1341
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,200
Did he have a rash at all or something like that?

1342
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:57,720
Can anybody let me know there?

1343
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:01,540
I mean, I just like to know what the references are sometimes

1344
01:12:01,540 --> 01:12:03,360
when people send in these...

1345
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,900
Encryption tips.

1346
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,920
A lot of chat about P. Diddy.

1347
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:13,960
Legend.

1348
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:15,740
Shades are after you.

1349
01:12:15,980 --> 01:12:17,920
Rawr, says Jake Caslow.

1350
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:19,220
Nothing about Byron.

1351
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:20,420
Maybe the culture heads.

1352
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,640
The culture vultures have...

1353
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,000
Disappeared tonight.

1354
01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:26,100
Dara Dermody.

1355
01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:26,880
Thank you very much.

1356
01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:27,580
Could you give us a blast?

1357
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,160
The old 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

1358
01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:30,240
Do I even have it?

1359
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,160
No Byron info.

1360
01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:36,520
And thank you very much.

1361
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,040
Are you getting the message there, Francis?

1362
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:39,580
Antolians.

1363
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,160
Lord Byron made Diddy look mild.

1364
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:44,480
What?

1365
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:48,680
Mansions.

1366
01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:51,680
Look, I don't understand what's going on.

1367
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:55,060
But Nelly Furtardo, thanks very much for your tip there.

1368
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,480
Karate Chop.

1369
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:57,820
Dara Dermody.

1370
01:12:57,820 --> 01:13:00,780
And none other than Tommy La.

1371
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,220
With a beautiful 1166.

1372
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,800
Very, very kind of you.

1373
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:14,580
And I just need to harken back there to Dara Dermody's initial request for a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

1374
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,920
I am going to maybe combine that with a little bit of a dance as well.

1375
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,460
Let's see if we've got that going on.

1376
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,580
I need to switch my headphone jack there.

1377
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:37,280
It's a 1-2-3-4-5 situation, a 1-2-3-4-5 situation, a 1-2-3-4-5 situation, a 1-2-3-4-5.

1378
01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:50,540
It's a 1-2-3-4-5 situation, a 1-2-3-4-5 situation, a 1-2-3-4-5 situation, a 1-2-3-4-5.

1379
01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:53,720
That's it, I'm gonna do it for five.

1380
01:13:53,720 --> 01:14:04,380
So that's that.

1381
01:14:05,060 --> 01:14:06,440
Thanks very much for the tip.

1382
01:14:06,740 --> 01:14:13,360
Let's move here at pace because there's been a slight speed bump of pace.

1383
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,220
I'm not really too happy when that occurs.

1384
01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:21,000
Fuck off, not this again.

1385
01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:24,800
I don't even, I don't have anything to my name here.

1386
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:26,240
I've heard a grenade.

1387
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,460
That's gonna have to do.

1388
01:14:30,020 --> 01:14:31,600
Just gonna grenade myself.

1389
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:36,300
Do I take damage from my grenade?

1390
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,440
Too late to tell.

1391
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:39,540
Snack attack.

1392
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,440
Snack box.

1393
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,420
Give myself a little bit of space up here.

1394
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:49,220
Turn around.

1395
01:14:49,660 --> 01:14:50,100
Turn around.

1396
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:50,860
Get your gun going.

1397
01:14:51,180 --> 01:14:52,040
Get your gun going.

1398
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:52,580
Turn around.

1399
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:03,860
Lovely.

1400
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:05,280
That's it.

1401
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,480
That's what we wanted.

1402
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:14,140
Fucking beautiful.

1403
01:15:14,140 --> 01:15:15,380
That's a real one.

1404
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,960
Hey, you were asking for a 1-2-3-4-5 there, Dara.

1405
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:19,660
Telling you.

1406
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:22,260
You got one.

1407
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:22,740
You got two.

1408
01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:23,360
You got three.

1409
01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:24,720
That was enough for it, huh?

1410
01:15:25,380 --> 01:15:26,080
That was enough.

1411
01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,200
We might have a four and a five back here soon enough.

1412
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,240
In the shower room.

1413
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:34,400
Any lads in the showers?

1414
01:15:39,820 --> 01:15:44,200
That would have been nicer to get them into a fucking steam trap like that.

1415
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:46,600
Grenade O'Connor.

1416
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:48,040
Thank you very much for your tip.

1417
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,720
And none other than Bag of Varadkar.

1418
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,080
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1419
01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:56,320
Very, very kind to you.

1420
01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:57,200
Nelly Furtado.

1421
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:58,280
Karate chop.

1422
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,760
Very, very kind to you, lads.

1423
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,360
That's some assault rifle ammunition.

1424
01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:05,100
Anything inside these units here?

1425
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:05,660
Beautiful.

1426
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:06,860
A first aid spree.

1427
01:16:07,740 --> 01:16:08,500
You can't.

1428
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:12,140
You can't knock the first aid spree when you have it in your possession.

1429
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:15,880
You know that it's going to be filling you with a little bit of steam in the sails.

1430
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:23,660
A bit of an oxymoron, really, if you think about it, because sails were powered by wind, not steam.

1431
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,700
Steam saw the end of sails.

1432
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:26,760
So it did.

1433
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:28,940
And now we've got a cutscene.

1434
01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:44,460
Dr. Bard.

1435
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:45,300
What?

1436
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:48,240
Oh, thank God.

1437
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,820
Did you know how long I've been trying to reach somebody?

1438
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:51,580
Don't worry.

1439
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,500
We're going to get you out of there.

1440
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:53,480
Just tell me where you are.

1441
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:55,740
This is a car last night's ripped.

1442
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:57,300
Plymouth E. Chalamet.

1443
01:16:57,300 --> 01:17:00,160
Thank you very much.

1444
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,680
Very kind of you, Plymouth E.

1445
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:09,540
I'm trapped in a goddamn hospital, surrounded by every kind of abomination.

1446
01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:11,580
Look, just send in stars.

1447
01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:12,840
They're going to know what to do.

1448
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:13,740
No, I'm negative.

1449
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:15,480
RPD's overrun, too.

1450
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,840
Then figure it out.

1451
01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:20,540
Umbrella's gone crazy.

1452
01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:22,000
They're killing all the researchers.

1453
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:27,040
I am the only one who knows how to make the vaccine to stop the zombies.

1454
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:32,240
I am the only one.

1455
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:33,400
Yeah.

1456
01:17:34,220 --> 01:17:37,400
Either sit there with your dick in your hand or send some.

1457
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,440
Do you know what I mean?

1458
01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:41,840
They just didn't put that sort of dialogue back in the olden games.

1459
01:17:43,900 --> 01:17:47,680
I don't want to be all fucking old man yells at Cloud.

1460
01:17:48,820 --> 01:17:50,480
But like, what are they at?

1461
01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,400
What are they at?

1462
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:59,840
I have enough trouble trying to deal with my own swear word output.

1463
01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:01,720
Samantha Goomba, thank you very much.

1464
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,500
I don't want to have to listen to these guys saying that shit.

1465
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,960
I have enough trouble trying to get them to the company who's capable of getting me the hell out of here.

1466
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,300
I like them already.

1467
01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:12,880
Yeah, you would.

1468
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:16,300
You heard what he said.

1469
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,380
We can't turn them over to the company.

1470
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:20,220
That's not our call to make.

1471
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:21,580
That's Mihail's call.

1472
01:18:22,580 --> 01:18:25,220
I'm going to check the computer, see if I can trace the doc's location.

1473
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:35,480
Computer boy.

1474
01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:38,100
All he's done since he's got here is his fucking type.

1475
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,020
I don't trust him.

1476
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:44,080
I think he's going to fucking do something dodgy to us.

1477
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:45,680
Flash grenade.

1478
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:46,780
Thanks, Kitty.

1479
01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:47,640
Thanks for the tip.

1480
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,980
Nearly called you a flash grenade there, Kitty.

1481
01:18:51,820 --> 01:18:52,540
Here we go.

1482
01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:54,740
Here's the information we were asking for here.

1483
01:18:54,740 --> 01:18:59,220
Lord Byron was famously described as a mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

1484
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:00,980
Or, as mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

1485
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,180
He was a wrongin', says Kitty.

1486
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,600
I haven't read into the situation.

1487
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,400
But, um...

1488
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,680
Maybe there was something.

1489
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,020
Was there, like, an exile or some shit like that?

1490
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:15,620
But, uh...

1491
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:16,580
He must have...

1492
01:19:16,580 --> 01:19:19,000
There must have been something going on with the work.

1493
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,980
Because people still go on about his work.

1494
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:23,720
Uh...

1495
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:28,040
Someone said you could use Barry's yoke to open up this.

1496
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:29,120
Great stuff.

1497
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:30,080
Not Barry.

1498
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:30,620
Brad.

1499
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:31,760
I beg your pardon.

1500
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,720
So there's another one of those downstairs.

1501
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:34,460
Great stuff.

1502
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:35,460
Bit of fucking peace.

1503
01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:36,180
Injection.

1504
01:19:36,340 --> 01:19:37,120
Slightly, Tom.

1505
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:37,640
Slightly.

1506
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:39,580
It's only slight.

1507
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:42,360
We'll take slight over and after that at all.

1508
01:19:43,180 --> 01:19:43,440
No.

1509
01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:45,980
You'll understand what you've been through a drought.

1510
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:51,180
Any fucking drop of water at the Oasis is a welcome, uh...

1511
01:19:51,180 --> 01:19:51,800
Situation.

1512
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:56,400
Remember, an Oasis could just be a fucking mirage itself as well, so...

1513
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,100
You need to just take it when you can get it.

1514
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:01,980
And look, boys, you've been working hard to get this far.

1515
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:03,320
You know, a lot of training sessions.

1516
01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:05,740
You've made a few sacrifices as well, you know.

1517
01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:08,180
You're eating soggy cold fucking good fellas.

1518
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:08,920
That's...

1519
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:09,560
That's your...

1520
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,920
That's your cross to build.

1521
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:13,000
And look, there's another piece of writing there.

1522
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:13,640
Can I read that?

1523
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,280
You might as well.

1524
01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:17,740
Right.

1525
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,260
Report on the mansion incident.

1526
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:21,820
Hit me with the tunes.

1527
01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:26,500
I just...

1528
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,360
I don't think it's, uh...

1529
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,140
Rice, really, to be doing that all the time.

1530
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,780
You're tearing the arse out of it.

1531
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:36,400
You've got no one else, Francis.

1532
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:38,940
Tune me.

1533
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,000
Going on now.

1534
01:20:42,220 --> 01:20:44,420
Just have to switch the headphones so I can hear it.

1535
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,060
And there we go.

1536
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:52,500
We go for this one here.

1537
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:52,880
Yeah.

1538
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,540
Take it away, Tom.

1539
01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:05,140
Report on the mansion incident.

1540
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:05,760
Whoa!

1541
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,360
Whoa!

1542
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:09,420
Stown the barn!

1543
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:16,660
Thanks very much there to, uh, Wiry Wizard for the tip there.

1544
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,980
It's a nice tip there, Francis.

1545
01:21:19,060 --> 01:21:19,700
You might say hello.

1546
01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:25,740
Thank you very much there for an excellent piece of clobberage.

1547
01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:28,600
And, uh, yeah, look.

1548
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:31,800
Thank you.

1549
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:35,680
Just sincerely from the bottom of my arse.

1550
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:36,820
No, my heart.

1551
01:21:36,820 --> 01:21:42,640
Just wanted to raise a laugh there as well, hopefully from you with that toilet humor.

1552
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:48,160
Only moments after fucking decrying the amount of toilet garbage script in this game.

1553
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,780
I wanted to hit you with something special.

1554
01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:50,060
I wanted to hit you with something special.

1555
01:21:50,060 --> 01:21:51,740
Thank you very much for the tip.

1556
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:57,280
Thomas, maybe you can integrate Wiry Wizard there into what you're doing there, please.

1557
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,640
Just make sure you do that, yeah?

1558
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:00,680
Let's go.

1559
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:00,680
Let's go.

1560
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:01,800
Hit me with the...

1561
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,020
Hit me with your rhythm stick.

1562
01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:03,820
Hit me.

1563
01:22:03,820 --> 01:22:04,660
Hit me.

1564
01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:04,700
Hit me.

1565
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:05,200
Hit me.

1566
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,060
Das is good.

1567
01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,060
Ich liebe dich.

1568
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:07,900
Hit me.

1569
01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:08,900
Hit me.

1570
01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:09,000
Hit me.

1571
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:09,900
Hit me.

1572
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,080
Did you just say in German, I love dick?

1573
01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,960
Oh, it sounds...

1574
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:20,140
It could be sounded like that if you're thinking about it because it's a mix of the English, but...

1575
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:24,360
Ich liebe dich is what it, uh, they say in Germany for I love you.

1576
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,780
Sounded like you said you love dick.

1577
01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:30,880
Tune me.

1578
01:22:32,940 --> 01:22:34,800
Oh, we're the classic agnostic guys.

1579
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:37,900
Um...

1580
01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:39,080
Andy de Ferris.

1581
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,080
Thank you very much.

1582
01:22:43,980 --> 01:22:46,220
Report on the mansion incident.

1583
01:22:48,060 --> 01:22:49,740
Courtesy of Wiry Wizard.

1584
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:57,640
This bizarre incident occurred in a mansion owned by Umbrella Corp.

1585
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,800
Located in the ugly mountains.

1586
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:02,220
Mountains.

1587
01:23:04,860 --> 01:23:08,060
On July 23, stars, gravity.

1588
01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:19,200
The machine was dispatched to investigate a series of mysterious and grisly murders that went radio silent.

1589
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,980
For fuck's sake, Tom.

1590
01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:27,900
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

1591
01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:30,180
Sorry about that.

1592
01:23:30,180 --> 01:23:31,320
I had a bit of wind there.

1593
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:31,440
I had a bit of wind there.

1594
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,940
I really am.

1595
01:23:32,940 --> 01:23:33,880
Andy the Fork.

1596
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,320
I apologise.

1597
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:36,280
Thanks for the tip.

1598
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:40,140
And I apologise sincerely from the bottom of my heart.

1599
01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:42,220
You don't deserve that.

1600
01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:43,220
Nobody deserves that.

1601
01:23:43,220 --> 01:23:47,380
Nobody coming to the stream deserves to be here and that is disgusting.

1602
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:50,900
Better out than in.

1603
01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:53,160
It's not better out than in.

1604
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:53,960
Save...

1605
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:56,760
Pull away from the mic to fucking burp out.

1606
01:23:58,100 --> 01:23:59,460
Chocolate rain, Tom.

1607
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:02,240
Chocolate pain.

1608
01:24:02,740 --> 01:24:03,660
That's what I was feeling.

1609
01:24:03,660 --> 01:24:04,660
I need to fucking burp.

1610
01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:06,600
It has to be done.

1611
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:07,040
I can't...

1612
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,580
I'm not going to be able to sing this fucking thing.

1613
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:11,600
They're saying Tom...

1614
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,100
Again, Tom is pissed.

1615
01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:14,080
They're...

1616
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:18,140
People are being kind enough to send the tips and watch the stream and then...

1617
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:21,100
It's just a real shame and a shit show.

1618
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,480
It's just a shit operation.

1619
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:23,280
You know?

1620
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:24,120
How...

1621
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:28,880
We're meant to be leading the way, trying to break through the stream barrier into a bigger...

1622
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:29,880
A better place.

1623
01:24:29,980 --> 01:24:30,860
A higher plane.

1624
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,200
Higher state of mind.

1625
01:24:36,580 --> 01:24:37,340
Tune me up.

1626
01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:38,260
Let's go.

1627
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:38,860
This is it.

1628
01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:41,140
No...

1629
01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:42,280
No monkey business now.

1630
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:43,100
Let's do this.

1631
01:24:55,100 --> 01:25:00,800
On July 24...

1632
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:06,800
Alpha Team was dispatched...

1633
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,880
And became entangled...

1634
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:14,040
In the event nearby mansion.

1635
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:21,580
The incident culminated in the destruction of the house.

1636
01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:23,580
Casualties were plentiful.

1637
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,740
The only survivors were the five...

1638
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:29,740
Members of the stars.

1639
01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:34,440
The cause of the incident was illegal.

1640
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,960
Bioweapon experiments carried out in secret umbrella lab.

1641
01:25:39,220 --> 01:25:40,520
Beneath the mansion.

1642
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:45,080
The T-Virus manuals in these experiments escaped.

1643
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,680
Hip, hip, hip.

1644
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:48,680
The facility...

1645
01:25:49,580 --> 01:25:50,680
And is presumed to be...

1646
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:54,160
The root cause of all that occurred.

1647
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:56,780
However, all apparatus was destroyed along with the mansion.

1648
01:25:56,780 --> 01:25:59,620
So further investigation has proven to be extremely difficult.

1649
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:03,620
Tonight...

1650
01:26:03,620 --> 01:26:04,320
Tonight...

1651
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,320
Tonight...

1652
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:06,160
Tonight...

1653
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:06,620
Tonight...

1654
01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:10,620
I wanna see you tonight.

1655
01:26:10,620 --> 01:26:11,620
Tonight...

1656
01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:16,460
I wanna see you shine like a star in the sky.

1657
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:17,880
On the pines...

1658
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:17,880
On the pines...

1659
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:18,660
On the pines...

1660
01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:19,880
Later on outside...

1661
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:20,880
Night pines...

1662
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:20,880
Night pines...

1663
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:21,880
Night pines...

1664
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:22,880
The night pines man...

1665
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:24,880
Running round...

1666
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:25,880
Like a madman...

1667
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:27,880
Don't call the cops...

1668
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,880
His sound is harmless...

1669
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,880
Now...

1670
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:34,140
Wow...

1671
01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:34,920
Wow...

1672
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:36,140
Fuck off...

1673
01:26:36,140 --> 01:26:38,140
Unbelievable...

1674
01:26:38,140 --> 01:26:39,140
Tom...

1675
01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:47,460
Need to kill the music there.

1676
01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:48,920
There's some extra music going on.

1677
01:26:49,260 --> 01:26:49,720
Kill it.

1678
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:51,380
Kill it.

1679
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,980
Kill it like it's a fucking T-Virus monster.

1680
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:57,140
Oh...

1681
01:26:57,140 --> 01:26:58,400
COVID-19...

1682
01:26:59,540 --> 01:27:00,760
Unbelievable stuff.

1683
01:27:01,620 --> 01:27:02,400
And where are you...

1684
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:02,620
Where...

1685
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:03,940
The night pines man...

1686
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:05,720
Where the fuck do you pull that out of?

1687
01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:08,400
I don't know sometimes...

1688
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,400
Look...

1689
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:13,280
I work in the dark...

1690
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:14,800
I do what I can...

1691
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,400
I give what I have...

1692
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,740
The rest...

1693
01:27:17,740 --> 01:27:18,980
Is the madness of art.

1694
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:24,880
The really...

1695
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,700
It doesn't go much further than that.

1696
01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:29,260
I think Wiry Wizards...

1697
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:29,780
Really...

1698
01:27:29,780 --> 01:27:30,620
Thank you very much...

1699
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,460
Have to level another accusation of thankery at you there.

1700
01:27:33,700 --> 01:27:34,800
And Wurzel Bumage...

1701
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:35,560
Thank you very much.

1702
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:38,420
Just the night pines man...

1703
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:38,920
I'm just...

1704
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,920
I was kind of imagining you out...

1705
01:27:42,420 --> 01:27:42,780
In...

1706
01:27:42,780 --> 01:27:43,020
In...

1707
01:27:43,020 --> 01:27:45,240
In maybe on a fucking old country road...

1708
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:45,980
And it's dark...

1709
01:27:45,980 --> 01:27:46,600
And you're just...

1710
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:46,920
You've got...

1711
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:49,080
Either a pint or cans on you.

1712
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:50,840
Yeah...

1713
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:51,780
Like I'm just...

1714
01:27:51,780 --> 01:27:52,320
I'm...

1715
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:52,720
I've...

1716
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:53,040
You know...

1717
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:53,360
I've...

1718
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:54,140
Turned my back...

1719
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:54,900
On society...

1720
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:56,220
Or I'm running away maybe...

1721
01:27:56,220 --> 01:27:56,740
I don't know...

1722
01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:56,860
I've...

1723
01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:57,700
What's kind of there...

1724
01:27:57,700 --> 01:27:57,920
Like...

1725
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:58,080
You know...

1726
01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,160
The imagery was there in the mind...

1727
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:00,540
But I...

1728
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,320
Maybe he's just...

1729
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,220
He's on the move...

1730
01:28:02,220 --> 01:28:03,240
He doesn't stop...

1731
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:04,340
And he's just on the pines...

1732
01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:05,500
And the stars are out...

1733
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:07,000
And...

1734
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:07,960
It was evocative...

1735
01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:08,680
Yeah...

1736
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:09,840
KT's in there...

1737
01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:10,840
And...

1738
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:12,160
Yeah...

1739
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:12,960
The madness...

1740
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,000
The madness of it all...

1741
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:14,320
Do you know...

1742
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,200
Can we have it again...

1743
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:15,640
Says Ronan...

1744
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:15,860
And Gene...

1745
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:16,620
Something like that...

1746
01:28:16,620 --> 01:28:17,380
Ronan I'm afraid...

1747
01:28:17,380 --> 01:28:18,860
Just comes out of the woodwork...

1748
01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:19,860
You don't know when it's...

1749
01:28:19,860 --> 01:28:21,460
It's like...

1750
01:28:21,460 --> 01:28:22,680
It's just magic...

1751
01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:23,940
You don't know when it's gonna come back...

1752
01:28:23,940 --> 01:28:25,340
You don't know if you'll ever see it again...

1753
01:28:25,340 --> 01:28:26,960
But it's there...

1754
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:29,580
And it does tally with what we were saying there...

1755
01:28:29,580 --> 01:28:30,500
Actually a while back...

1756
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,300
About how...

1757
01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:33,260
Sometimes your environment...

1758
01:28:33,260 --> 01:28:34,720
And your state of mind...

1759
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,940
At the time...

1760
01:28:35,940 --> 01:28:36,820
Just can...

1761
01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:39,560
It can be the correct culmination of...

1762
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:41,600
Of situations and emotions...

1763
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:43,260
To really provide...

1764
01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:45,000
What you've just done there...

1765
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,880
Exactly...

1766
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:47,380
Exactly...

1767
01:28:47,380 --> 01:28:48,140
Mundo SK...

1768
01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:49,440
Thanks very much for the tip there...

1769
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:50,920
Very very kind to you...

1770
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:54,980
We're back on it again here...

1771
01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:56,400
And we're moving at pace...

1772
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:57,400
We just read some...

1773
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,540
Documentation there...

1774
01:28:58,540 --> 01:28:59,560
We've got a picture of the stars...

1775
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:00,660
Is that Jill in the front row?

1776
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,180
There's Jill...

1777
01:29:02,180 --> 01:29:02,980
Back in the day...

1778
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:04,600
As wearing the sailor suit again...

1779
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:06,600
Old sailor moon Jill...

1780
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,600
With the shoulder pads...

1781
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,800
I hope now...

1782
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,340
There is some sort of...

1783
01:29:13,340 --> 01:29:15,000
Fucking costume change coming up...

1784
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:15,600
Because...

1785
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:17,740
They could have done a better job...

1786
01:29:17,740 --> 01:29:18,960
If your lead character...

1787
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:20,720
Really needs to be making...

1788
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,540
An impression and an impact...

1789
01:29:22,540 --> 01:29:23,420
And...

1790
01:29:23,420 --> 01:29:25,740
She's just kind of normal enough...

1791
01:29:25,740 --> 01:29:27,600
You wouldn't pick her out in a crowd...

1792
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:28,840
But...

1793
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:29,960
In the first game...

1794
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:30,780
You could really...

1795
01:29:30,780 --> 01:29:31,600
Was a definitive...

1796
01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:34,640
Character model and character build...

1797
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,600
Nothing against her now...

1798
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,600
It's just the way it is...

1799
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,900
Someone's saying...

1800
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:41,600
There's a liquor inbound...

1801
01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:43,800
Let's combine these...

1802
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,600
Beautiful herbages here...

1803
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:48,460
Before that occurs...

1804
01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:50,240
I'm not going to put anything in the box...

1805
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:51,600
I've got nothing to take out the box...

1806
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,100
Could do with a few bullets...

1807
01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:54,980
Could do with a few bullets...

1808
01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:56,600
A bit of gunpowder or something...

1809
01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:01,160
The original outfit was a pre-order bonus...

1810
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:04,600
You can buy her RE1 outfit in the shop...

1811
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,440
But that would mean...

1812
01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:08,480
I would have to cross a boundary...

1813
01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:09,820
That I've set for myself...

1814
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:10,600
As...

1815
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:11,600
A man...

1816
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:12,420
You know...

1817
01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:13,600
I'm already in...

1818
01:30:14,820 --> 01:30:16,600
A fantasy world of video games...

1819
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:18,600
But then...

1820
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,760
Actually buying costumes...

1821
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:21,420
In a shop...

1822
01:30:21,420 --> 01:30:22,800
It just goes against everything...

1823
01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:23,140
I mean...

1824
01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:24,540
Growing up with games...

1825
01:30:24,540 --> 01:30:26,180
Where you unlocked these things...

1826
01:30:26,180 --> 01:30:27,780
As a prize for whatever...

1827
01:30:27,780 --> 01:30:28,900
You collected enough items...

1828
01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:29,360
In the game...

1829
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:29,600
You got it...

1830
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:31,240
But actually...

1831
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:32,360
A shop...

1832
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:33,040
Selling...

1833
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:35,420
I don't get it man...

1834
01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:37,280
But I tell you...

1835
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:38,300
If it's $1.99...

1836
01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:39,200
I'll buy it...

1837
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,200
But I'm not paying 20 quid for it...

1838
01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:44,040
How much is it there actually...

1839
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:50,000
Is there a typewriter in here...

1840
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,260
I would like to...

1841
01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:54,300
Be able to get that typewriter...

1842
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,100
So that's me...

1843
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:56,560
I'm not actually ruling out...

1844
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,200
Not buying the costume there...

1845
01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,600
Let's just see how much it is...

1846
01:30:59,600 --> 01:30:59,880
In a minute...

1847
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:08,720
There is no typewriter here...

1848
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:09,160
Okay...

1849
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:10,100
That would...

1850
01:31:10,100 --> 01:31:10,500
Yeah...

1851
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:10,720
Okay...

1852
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:11,120
So that's...

1853
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:11,580
Out there...

1854
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:12,600
There's a lick out beast...

1855
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:13,180
Out there...

1856
01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:13,960
Dial lock...

1857
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,260
We didn't even get a call...

1858
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:16,160
For the dial locks...

1859
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:16,380
Did we?

1860
01:31:21,580 --> 01:31:23,000
50 euro...

1861
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,000
You're joking me...

1862
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:35,920
Yeah...

1863
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:36,260
What's up?

1864
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,620
Alright...

1865
01:31:37,620 --> 01:31:39,620
Derailed...

1866
01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:41,240
Was anyone hurt?

1867
01:31:41,740 --> 01:31:42,020
Jill?

1868
01:31:43,140 --> 01:31:44,100
Another line...

1869
01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:44,460
Again...

1870
01:31:44,460 --> 01:31:45,180
YouTube name is...

1871
01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:45,660
Crass there...

1872
01:31:45,660 --> 01:31:46,380
I...

1873
01:31:46,380 --> 01:31:48,260
It's okay to be buying...

1874
01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:49,020
Women's clothes...

1875
01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:49,960
You know...

1876
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:51,460
Because it's digital...

1877
01:31:51,460 --> 01:31:53,520
Ah...

1878
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:54,460
Shit...

1879
01:31:54,460 --> 01:31:55,880
Wait...

1880
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,120
What?

1881
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:57,640
Jill!

1882
01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:58,440
Jill!

1883
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,040
What happened?

1884
01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:00,640
Jill!

1885
01:32:00,740 --> 01:32:01,100
Come in!

1886
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:03,320
T...

1887
01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:04,280
I gotta go...

1888
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,180
Do what you gotta...

1889
01:32:05,180 --> 01:32:06,180
I'll take care of Bard...

1890
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:09,900
Classic costume pack on Steam...

1891
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:10,180
It's $2.99...

1892
01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:11,780
This is the...

1893
01:32:11,780 --> 01:32:12,240
Uh...

1894
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:14,180
Xbox Game Pass...

1895
01:32:19,180 --> 01:32:21,380
If it's $2.99...

1896
01:32:21,380 --> 01:32:22,180
I'm buying it...

1897
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:42,840
I'm actually not almost done with the game Brooklyn...

1898
01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:43,640
Because...

1899
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:46,640
I believe I'm only just about to get to halfway...

1900
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:50,020
Women's clothes money...

1901
01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:50,900
Thanks for the tip there...

1902
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:52,500
You're the only one who made it...

1903
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:54,620
$4.49 for all unlocks...

1904
01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:56,580
$2.68 for costume pack...

1905
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:58,520
We're buying it...

1906
01:32:58,520 --> 01:32:59,920
Next game...

1907
01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:01,940
We're gonna be well kitted out...

1908
01:33:01,940 --> 01:33:04,300
We're gonna buy women's clothes tonight, Tom...

1909
01:33:04,300 --> 01:33:05,580
After the stream...

1910
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:08,260
I can't believe it...

1911
01:33:08,260 --> 01:33:11,260
I really didn't know that this was the way...

1912
01:33:11,260 --> 01:33:14,260
We were gonna be going forward as a...

1913
01:33:14,260 --> 01:33:15,600
An uncle and nephew team...

1914
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:16,600
But...

1915
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:18,100
Look at it...

1916
01:33:18,100 --> 01:33:19,080
If it works, it works!

1917
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:21,680
Let's...

1918
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,300
Let's start doing that...

1919
01:33:23,300 --> 01:33:24,300
Digitally...

1920
01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:25,300
It's...

1921
01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:26,260
It's all digital...

1922
01:33:26,260 --> 01:33:29,260
Digital hearts...

1923
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:30,980
Xanadu 2.0...

1924
01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:38,660
And that's the soothing sound of the fucking safe room theme...

1925
01:33:38,660 --> 01:33:38,980
Carlos?

1926
01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:39,980
Come in!

1927
01:33:39,980 --> 01:33:40,980
Carlos?

1928
01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:41,980
Dammit!

1929
01:33:41,980 --> 01:33:42,980
I guess I'm out of range...

1930
01:33:42,980 --> 01:33:48,660
I'd call him Carlos...

1931
01:33:48,660 --> 01:33:51,700
But she's fond of saying Carlos...

1932
01:33:51,700 --> 01:33:53,860
Just goes to show you...

1933
01:33:53,860 --> 01:33:54,700
It's funny, isn't it?

1934
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:55,700
Language...

1935
01:33:55,700 --> 01:33:56,700
Differences...

1936
01:33:57,260 --> 01:33:58,700
Tonunciations...

1937
01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:01,300
Right, that over...

1938
01:34:01,300 --> 01:34:02,100
That...

1939
01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:02,300
That...

1940
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:02,720
We'll do that...

1941
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:03,660
23 saves...

1942
01:34:03,660 --> 01:34:04,600
We're doing well here...

1943
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:05,420
Speed run...

1944
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:06,700
Still intact...

1945
01:34:06,700 --> 01:34:08,520
And we've got...

1946
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:09,160
We're back...

1947
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:10,300
I don't even realize...

1948
01:34:10,300 --> 01:34:11,200
We're controlling...

1949
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,700
Jill Valentine...

1950
01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,720
How are you?

1951
01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:16,700
Just talking about you there, Jill...

1952
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:19,600
Don't you worry...

1953
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,700
We're gonna get you cleaned up...

1954
01:34:21,460 --> 01:34:23,700
You're gonna be wearing a fucking class outfit later on...

1955
01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:27,700
Yeah, don't be talking to the characters on there...

1956
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:29,440
In the game...

1957
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,700
It looks fucking stupid, man...

1958
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:34,700
Yeah, I just forgot we were streaming, actually...

1959
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:38,700
Xanadu 2.0...

1960
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:41,800
Do this...

1961
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:42,420
Put that there...

1962
01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:43,420
That's fine...

1963
01:34:43,420 --> 01:34:43,420
That's fine...

1964
01:34:43,420 --> 01:34:44,420
We can open up our...

1965
01:34:44,420 --> 01:34:47,420
Vital box there...

1966
01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:48,420
And maybe...

1967
01:34:48,420 --> 01:34:50,420
Drop a few iteminos in there...

1968
01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:51,020
Maybe...

1969
01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:51,420
That there...

1970
01:34:51,420 --> 01:34:53,420
Storage...

1971
01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:56,420
That there...

1972
01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:58,420
Pure and utter storage...

1973
01:34:59,420 --> 01:35:00,420
Kendo's gate key...

1974
01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:02,420
Probably don't need that now...

1975
01:35:02,420 --> 01:35:03,420
Storage...

1976
01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:05,420
First aid spree...

1977
01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:06,420
Storage...

1978
01:35:06,420 --> 01:35:35,680
Storage. Gunpowder. Take out. Handgun. Take out. And that's lovely. I didn't see the transition

1979
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:47,440
between where Jill was and where this bloke was there. Thomas, more text. Text Thomas. UBCS. The Ulster

1980
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:56,080
Brotherhood Catholic School. New weaponry notice. Good news, limp dicks. I think that's more of a U

1981
01:35:56,080 --> 01:36:05,200
text, is it? It fucking is. I think I'll take over this one, Thomas. The Ulster Boys,

1982
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:14,000
Catholic School. New weaponry notice. Good news, limp dicks. I got some new weaponry for you that's

1983
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:21,280
guaranteed to put the brass back in your sack. They're called Mine Rounds. These babies were

1984
01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:30,320
developed by Umbrella's Military R&D. And they'll light your fires even hotter than the lover you left back

1985
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:39,120
home. They're tough to find and tricky to handle. But trust me, they're worth it.

1986
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:47,920
Alright, let's take a look at the spec. Mine Rounds are designed for standard issue.

1987
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:54,640
Grenade launchers. Don't get cute and try and load them into anything else. Fire them at walls with the

1988
01:36:54,640 --> 01:37:01,680
ground. And they'll stay right where you can put them. The sensor in the mine will detect approaching

1989
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:10,480
enemies and detonate when they get within rage. So basically, just toss them in an enemy's path. And you've got yourself a land

1990
01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:19,920
mine. People of me, thank you very much for the tip. You don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture.

1991
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:26,720
There's no such thing as unfair when you're taking on those giant freaks. So get out there

1992
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:33,120
and fight dirty. And remember, wash your ass. I added that last bit there, but it was a great

1993
01:37:33,120 --> 01:38:02,700
little bit of text. I enjoyed that, Tom. Now, you see, that's why I enjoyed myself. It wasn't really my tone. It wasn't really my kind of vibe, so I thought I'd pass on the baton to you. Well, fair play to you for clasping onto that and running with it. Pure fucking 400 meter relay job. Or is it 800? Who knows? Who even cares? Have a little look here and see what we're dealing with.

1994
01:38:02,700 --> 01:38:27,020
Oh, Christ. This should be a lovely, lovely going to work kind of buzz. Critical hits to the head. The blooming on the reticule is allowing me to go for more critical hits. I believe. Oh, fuck.

1995
01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:36,140
That's all I'm hearing. The strained, tortured groan. Tortured soul.

1996
01:38:39,020 --> 01:38:41,820
Lovely stuff there. Pure eating the bullets.

1997
01:38:43,580 --> 01:38:50,380
We should have took the knife out there. Maybe I'll go back and get the knife out just to really cream the cake here.

1998
01:38:53,180 --> 01:38:55,020
Survival knife. Store.

1999
01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:07,980
Oh, Christ.

2000
01:39:07,980 --> 01:39:07,980
Oh, Christ.

2001
01:39:11,980 --> 01:39:17,420
I knew there was something going on there. I should have leveled accusations of slashery there.

2002
01:39:21,260 --> 01:39:21,660
Just.

2003
01:39:25,020 --> 01:39:26,700
Just a bit. Just a bit. Just a bit.

2004
01:39:26,700 --> 01:39:39,820
Oh, Ian. Thank you very much for the, uh... Oh, fuck. For the tip. Have a tip, limp dick. Says people of meat.

2005
01:39:40,620 --> 01:39:56,860
Get this going here. Another sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet piece of beef. One there. And that's a nice piece of meat. It's been roasting in its own juices all night long. All night long. All stab. All night long. All night.

2006
01:39:58,940 --> 01:40:02,800
This guy just having a kip it would seem. Look at the way he's in the fetal position there.

2007
01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:06,600
Just want to make sure he's not alive.

2008
01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:15,260
Now, definitely asleep. Having a lovely, lovely sleep for himself. Possibly the best sleep you can have.

2009
01:40:16,320 --> 01:40:22,280
It's known as eternal sleep, where the sleep is so good, you'll never wake up.

2010
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:28,280
And checking these cells here for any other miscellaneous stuff.

2011
01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:34,320
Nothing really to be got, but I can see one of those Charlie dolls down there.

2012
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:37,500
Beautiful. I don't really know what's going to happen.

2013
01:40:38,580 --> 01:40:42,280
I suppose you have to collect all of those in order to get some sort of reward, but...

2014
01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:47,040
Hopefully there's something given to me just for collecting four or five of them.

2015
01:40:47,540 --> 01:40:49,060
I'm not collecting, I'm smashing them.

2016
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:49,960
Right.

2017
01:40:49,960 --> 01:41:10,660
A bit underwhelmed by the shotgun there. I thought there was going to be some kind of head explosion scenario.

2018
01:41:10,820 --> 01:41:11,660
It didn't work out.

2019
01:41:14,460 --> 01:41:15,760
Oh god, he's still alive.

2020
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:21,740
Lovely stuff.

2021
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:26,200
Not great on the ammo, Tom.

2022
01:41:28,100 --> 01:41:29,840
Yeah, that was a bit of a conservation.

2023
01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:34,520
Mishap, I imagine, the early stage of the game.

2024
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:37,540
Yesterday, anyway, you went fucking balls to the wall at one stage.

2025
01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:39,160
Got rid of a lot of ammunition.

2026
01:41:39,820 --> 01:41:41,560
Not too sure whether or not you've been too cute.

2027
01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:42,200
Oh, he's still alive.

2028
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:44,240
When it comes to collecting the good powder as well.

2029
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:46,620
It was a necessary evil.

2030
01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:48,620
Now, escape the creature.

2031
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:53,940
Barry Burton's magnum dong.

2032
01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:55,500
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2033
01:41:56,820 --> 01:41:58,560
Very, very kind of you.

2034
01:41:59,020 --> 01:42:02,180
And we've got another few bullets here, which is going to be beautiful.

2035
01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:04,180
Put that there.

2036
01:42:08,860 --> 01:42:11,660
Maybe around here, just to check if there's any herbage.

2037
01:42:13,220 --> 01:42:15,240
In and around the vicinity here.

2038
01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:23,840
Rumor has it that Mr. Slug will be appointed Minister of Transport.

2039
01:42:24,060 --> 01:42:27,720
That's just coming through the mainframe of the chat there, Tom.

2040
01:42:28,980 --> 01:42:30,380
Clock Tower brochure.

2041
01:42:30,540 --> 01:42:31,540
I'm not sure about that.

2042
01:42:31,620 --> 01:42:34,040
I think it's just ugly rumors at the moment.

2043
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:36,460
Clock Tower brochure.

2044
01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:38,200
Enjoy your life.

2045
01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:39,140
Travel.

2046
01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:42,260
St. Michael's Clock Tower

2047
01:42:42,260 --> 01:42:45,180
is a Baroque-style building

2048
01:42:45,180 --> 01:42:47,480
which stands at the heart of Raccoon City.

2049
01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:49,760
It has become a beloved icon.

2050
01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:53,480
And residents consider it to be emblematic of the city as a whole.

2051
01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:58,000
St. Michael's Church erected this tower in 1908

2052
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,100
with the assistance of several philanthropists.

2053
01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:03,540
It was dedicated to the children born in the developing city.

2054
01:43:04,260 --> 01:43:07,040
The first floor was used as an elementary school for many years.

2055
01:43:07,700 --> 01:43:12,460
The city sought further growth during its electrification over the course of the early 20th century,

2056
01:43:12,460 --> 01:43:17,180
and the student body of St. Michael's Elementary swelled to over 600 students.

2057
01:43:18,620 --> 01:43:25,220
Unfortunately, St. Michael's Elementary was shut out in 1970 as the building began to show signs of age and well.

2058
01:43:25,940 --> 01:43:27,180
The clock was deactivated.

2059
01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:27,180
The clock was deactivated.

2060
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:30,500
It stuck limitations on the place on the entry of the surrounding premises.

2061
01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:35,380
Years passed with this once beloved monument of public plaza on lockdown.

2062
01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:37,660
High-fi lowlife thanks for the tipus.

2063
01:43:38,620 --> 01:43:43,920
But in the 1990s, the Umbrella Corporation worked in league with the mayor, Michael Warren,

2064
01:43:44,740 --> 01:43:47,480
to renovate and reopen the area,

2065
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:50,640
this time with proper preservation efforts in place.

2066
01:43:51,340 --> 01:43:53,680
The clock tower was officially reopened in 1993.

2067
01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:58,100
Today, the sound of its heavy tolling bells can once again be heard through Raccoon City.

2068
01:43:58,340 --> 01:43:58,500
Now.

2069
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:03,560
Thanks very much for the, uh, read out there, Tom.

2070
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:06,220
And, uh, high-fi lowlife, thank you very much.

2071
01:44:06,280 --> 01:44:10,920
You say, can't Uncle tell us what the future of transport looks like in, say, 100 years?

2072
01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:15,040
Well, that's a great question.

2073
01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:16,280
I'm glad you've asked it.

2074
01:44:16,580 --> 01:44:18,280
I've pondered this many nights.

2075
01:44:18,420 --> 01:44:19,600
I actually lie awake.

2076
01:44:20,440 --> 01:44:25,880
The only thing that can get me to sleep is pondering the absolute possibilities.

2077
01:44:26,220 --> 01:44:29,120
Endless, they may have seen, with the advance of technology,

2078
01:44:29,380 --> 01:44:31,680
the unrelenting pace of change.

2079
01:44:32,660 --> 01:44:39,200
But I can safely say, it's going to be an electrified-powered pod racer.

2080
01:44:39,620 --> 01:44:42,660
Not unlike that out of Star Wars The Phantom Menace.

2081
01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:46,320
Now, the problem there is what you do with drink drivers.

2082
01:44:47,140 --> 01:44:50,180
Get some fucking drunk cunt behind the wheel of one of those pods.

2083
01:44:50,760 --> 01:44:53,640
The next thing you know, it's not going to make for a happy end.

2084
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:55,380
And there's no roads.

2085
01:44:55,720 --> 01:44:57,740
So, again, another problem there.

2086
01:44:58,020 --> 01:45:00,800
But, you see what Mushka's doing there with the testless?

2087
01:45:01,220 --> 01:45:04,940
He has them all rigged out with these fucking sensors that can tell you what's going to happen next.

2088
01:45:05,480 --> 01:45:06,720
So I reckon it's going to be fine.

2089
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:09,160
Wow.

2090
01:45:09,540 --> 01:45:10,100
Well, there you go.

2091
01:45:10,180 --> 01:45:10,340
I mean,

2092
01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:13,660
it sounds like it will be fine.

2093
01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:20,260
There aren't really any sort of worries or considerations to be had regarding the pod racing,

2094
01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:22,920
or the pods that are going to be going on in the sky.

2095
01:45:24,460 --> 01:45:24,860
And, uh...

2096
01:45:26,140 --> 01:45:27,040
Patine asks,

2097
01:45:27,140 --> 01:45:29,720
what do you make the new euthanasia pods in Switzerland?

2098
01:45:30,020 --> 01:45:30,420
Thomas.

2099
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:34,640
Wouldn't be into them myself now, to be honest.

2100
01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:35,220
Yeah.

2101
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:37,160
Probably futuristic.

2102
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:42,120
That's a bomb.

2103
01:45:42,240 --> 01:45:43,720
And your man's on fire.

2104
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:45,000
Meh.

2105
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:46,620
Into the river.

2106
01:45:47,700 --> 01:45:48,180
Class.

2107
01:45:49,380 --> 01:45:50,380
Bitch can't even swim.

2108
01:45:51,180 --> 01:45:51,600
All right.

2109
01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:54,460
And she just leaves it like that after...

2110
01:45:54,460 --> 01:45:54,980
Carlos.

2111
01:45:55,080 --> 01:45:56,140
Time and time again.

2112
01:45:56,620 --> 01:45:57,280
Running into him.

2113
01:45:57,300 --> 01:45:57,700
Yeah, what's up?

2114
01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:58,840
She decides to just go,

2115
01:45:58,880 --> 01:45:59,480
We didn't make it.

2116
01:45:59,500 --> 01:46:00,580
Bitch can't even swim.

2117
01:46:01,300 --> 01:46:02,060
And another thing,

2118
01:46:02,320 --> 01:46:04,220
calling him a bitch as well, you know.

2119
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:05,700
Thank you very much there,

2120
01:46:05,820 --> 01:46:07,940
Henry Flame Francis Fan.

2121
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:11,600
Thank you very much for fanning the flames.

2122
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:13,320
Henry.

2123
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:16,020
And I am Francis.

2124
01:46:16,420 --> 01:46:19,560
So I've managed to incorporate every bit of the name of the tape

2125
01:46:19,560 --> 01:46:22,200
into a fucking brand new sentence as well.

2126
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:23,080
Thomas.

2127
01:46:25,320 --> 01:46:26,080
Lovely stuff.

2128
01:46:26,180 --> 01:46:27,660
Thanks for the tip there, Henry Flame.

2129
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:30,040
Derailed?

2130
01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:31,660
Was anyone hurt?

2131
01:46:32,420 --> 01:46:33,080
Everybody's dead.

2132
01:46:33,580 --> 01:46:34,740
Michal, everybody.

2133
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:38,420
Michal, everybody's dead, Dave.

2134
01:46:39,440 --> 01:46:40,860
Nikolai left us to die.

2135
01:46:41,340 --> 01:46:41,900
Wait, what?

2136
01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:45,380
Nikolai left us to die.

2137
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:47,200
You know, it's rubbish.

2138
01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:51,340
Even, like, the shit dialogue from the 1998 game.

2139
01:46:52,220 --> 01:46:53,320
You know, it was jo-

2140
01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:56,440
It became a fucking joke of how bad it was delivered.

2141
01:46:57,060 --> 01:46:58,660
Still better than this.

2142
01:47:02,660 --> 01:47:04,300
Michal, let us to die.

2143
01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:06,640
Wish I could rewind that.

2144
01:47:06,640 --> 01:47:08,940
I know she didn't really put that much into it, but I mean,

2145
01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:12,940
it's ruining it because Jill is a hard ass.

2146
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,560
And to have that kind of emotion.

2147
01:47:16,120 --> 01:47:19,500
And there wasn't enough development in the initial fucking character

2148
01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:25,560
for me to really believe that that emotion shown there was warranted.

2149
01:47:28,180 --> 01:47:30,160
The mayor Warren's after you.

2150
01:47:30,480 --> 01:47:31,260
What the fuck?

2151
01:47:34,300 --> 01:47:34,900
Get back!

2152
01:47:34,900 --> 01:47:35,200
Whoa.

2153
01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:35,900
Jill!

2154
01:47:35,900 --> 01:47:37,260
Jill, what happened?

2155
01:47:37,660 --> 01:47:38,420
Jill, come in!

2156
01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:41,620
Someone's been on the Red Bulls, hey?

2157
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:44,340
How do I get through this now?

2158
01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:49,600
And there was no way there that he would have not got her.

2159
01:47:52,480 --> 01:47:53,220
Grenade, is it?

2160
01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:54,600
Grenade of one.

2161
01:47:55,360 --> 01:47:59,020
I hope I've got a grenade on me because this is going to be a shit show.

2162
01:47:59,100 --> 01:48:00,220
I don't think I have any grenades.

2163
01:48:00,700 --> 01:48:02,100
Grenade launcher is what I have.

2164
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:05,480
But I'm probably going to have to end up going back to a typewriter

2165
01:48:05,480 --> 01:48:08,700
after a few failed attempts at taking on this guy.

2166
01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:11,940
Look at the leg, the power of the fucking legs and the thighs.

2167
01:48:13,300 --> 01:48:14,740
Fucker's been on the CrossFit.

2168
01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:17,460
That lad's on the road machine, hey?

2169
01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:20,460
Down in Raccoon City Gym, day in, day out.

2170
01:48:20,960 --> 01:48:21,840
Lad stinks.

2171
01:48:22,500 --> 01:48:24,240
Doesn't even wipe down the machines after.

2172
01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:26,520
Still haven't banned the cunt though.

2173
01:48:27,080 --> 01:48:27,960
They say he pays well.

2174
01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:39,380
If you go back to the typewriter,

2175
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:43,020
pick up some mine rounds for the launch, yeah.

2176
01:48:43,940 --> 01:48:48,200
Let me see here and check the old fucking inventory.

2177
01:48:48,360 --> 01:48:48,840
I'm not sure.

2178
01:48:48,980 --> 01:48:50,140
No, I mean, look at that.

2179
01:48:51,060 --> 01:48:54,520
It's like going into a fight with nothing, really.

2180
01:48:54,660 --> 01:48:56,560
I mean, three of those be there all day.

2181
01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:58,740
I've only got seven things, seven fucking bullets.

2182
01:49:01,460 --> 01:49:06,120
Just how far will I have to fucking track back, you know?

2183
01:49:14,060 --> 01:49:15,360
Mine rounds over by the car.

2184
01:49:15,660 --> 01:49:17,020
Yeah, I mean, if you look at it like this,

2185
01:49:17,060 --> 01:49:20,700
imagine we were up to this point in the game

2186
01:49:20,700 --> 01:49:22,640
and we had literally that's all we had.

2187
01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:26,860
There's no way the creators of the game would fuck you over.

2188
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:31,540
They'd always provide for you in the boss fight to an extent.

2189
01:49:31,840 --> 01:49:33,460
And I've got enough health and herbage.

2190
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:35,960
I think it's doable.

2191
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:37,480
I think it's doable.

2192
01:49:38,700 --> 01:49:40,860
That reason and rationale, remember, though,

2193
01:49:40,920 --> 01:49:44,260
got me into big time trouble five years ago, four years ago,

2194
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:47,140
playing Code Veronica, right?

2195
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:51,240
The final boss had to quit the game in defeat and acrimony.

2196
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:54,280
Let's just go all in, courtesy of Kerry.

2197
01:49:55,940 --> 01:49:57,360
They string you along with ammo.

2198
01:49:57,560 --> 01:49:58,360
Classic Resi.

2199
01:49:59,000 --> 01:49:59,840
Let's do this.

2200
01:50:04,840 --> 01:50:05,820
Buy the car.

2201
01:50:05,940 --> 01:50:06,940
Somebody said buy the car.

2202
01:50:15,100 --> 01:50:15,620
Lovely.

2203
01:50:15,620 --> 01:50:18,820
Fires of hell.

2204
01:50:19,640 --> 01:50:20,280
Oh, Christ.

2205
01:50:20,500 --> 01:50:21,220
Oh, Christ.

2206
01:50:21,740 --> 01:50:22,080
What?

2207
01:50:22,780 --> 01:50:23,260
What?

2208
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:25,220
You're joking.

2209
01:50:41,600 --> 01:50:42,900
Dancing with the devil.

2210
01:50:43,300 --> 01:50:44,480
Live the tale to tale.

2211
01:50:44,940 --> 01:50:45,880
Now, look at all this.

2212
01:50:45,940 --> 01:50:46,460
This is beautiful.

2213
01:50:46,660 --> 01:50:48,020
You can't just combine that, no?

2214
01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:52,720
Oh, I'm in a right fucking two and eight here.

2215
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:55,900
I am in a right situation.

2216
01:50:56,020 --> 01:50:57,220
Let's have a little...

2217
01:50:57,220 --> 01:50:57,860
Combine this.

2218
01:50:57,920 --> 01:50:58,520
Get this going.

2219
01:50:59,180 --> 01:51:00,360
Combine that with what?

2220
01:51:00,420 --> 01:51:01,320
To make gunpowder.

2221
01:51:01,440 --> 01:51:02,040
No, nothing.

2222
01:51:02,580 --> 01:51:03,900
Let's just load up the shotgun.

2223
01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:05,000
Waste of time, though.

2224
01:51:05,960 --> 01:51:06,900
Oh, fuck.

2225
01:51:07,340 --> 01:51:08,160
Soggy slices.

2226
01:51:08,300 --> 01:51:09,180
Thank you very much.

2227
01:51:09,440 --> 01:51:10,200
That reminds me.

2228
01:51:10,240 --> 01:51:12,480
Let's get a soggy slice into the situation room.

2229
01:51:12,920 --> 01:51:15,780
That's going to really put the wind in the sails, so to speak.

2230
01:51:26,780 --> 01:51:43,100
Georgia Rose thank you very much there sweet Georgia Rose unbelievable time thank

2231
01:51:43,100 --> 01:51:49,540
you very much for the tip there Georgia Rose August saggy strikes us and Henry

2232
01:51:49,540 --> 01:52:19,500
thank you sorry slice 399 or no water and I'm gonna do what we did yesterday which is to really give you the water drop ASMR so a little moment of meditative fucking mindfulness here for anybody who wants to just get out of the the rush of the

2233
01:52:19,500 --> 01:52:49,340
the pain which we find ourselves in in Resident Evil and I'm not gonna grow up I'm gonna glow up as is the parlance of our times by having a nice big pint of water and you are also going to enjoy the sounds of that water plopping against the glass in a magnificent way so we'll turn down this volume here of the game and we will

2234
01:52:49,460 --> 01:53:08,220
change our microphone set up software based noise cancellation you know it's gonna finish the arse of this one so we've got the full effect of the pint

2235
01:53:08,220 --> 01:53:38,180
here we go we might even increase the size of the droplets oh yeah okay I wonder shall I add no I won't I was gonna add the echo effect as well but I mean that would nah fuck it we'll just go

2236
01:53:38,180 --> 01:54:08,140
for this this this is like I feel like that that Turkish lad with the salt but I'm I'm not Turkish and I'm using water salt bay shit I wasn't

2237
01:54:08,140 --> 01:54:12,700
happy with that one I wanted to be a slower pour it needs to be a better pour

2238
01:54:12,700 --> 01:54:21,580
got a little bit on the desk there but it's fine

2239
01:54:21,580 --> 01:54:25,900
ish galad

2240
01:54:25,900 --> 01:54:44,980
Ploppington.

2241
01:54:44,980 --> 01:54:58,980
Ploppington.

2242
01:54:58,980 --> 01:55:14,980
Ploppington.

2243
01:55:14,980 --> 01:55:17,980
How was that?

2244
01:55:17,980 --> 01:55:20,980
Hopefully you enjoyed that.

2245
01:55:20,980 --> 01:55:43,980
Now let's kill this fucker.

2246
01:55:43,980 --> 01:55:49,980
This guy, he's danced the last tango in Raccoon City.

2247
01:55:49,980 --> 01:55:54,980
He's gonna have a sad fucking story to tell.

2248
01:55:54,980 --> 01:55:57,980
Well, he won't be able to tell it, that's the thing.

2249
01:55:57,980 --> 01:56:00,980
You can't stop the plop.

2250
01:56:00,980 --> 01:56:02,980
Once you plop, you can't stop.

2251
01:56:02,980 --> 01:56:10,980
And that was a tribute to Georgia Rose there for the kind-hearted tip and soggy slices as well.

2252
01:56:10,980 --> 01:56:18,980
Now...

2253
01:56:18,980 --> 01:56:20,980
Let's do this.

2254
01:56:20,980 --> 01:56:22,980
We could be here for a couple of goals.

2255
01:56:22,980 --> 01:56:24,980
Because I need to- I need to figure the guy out.

2256
01:56:24,980 --> 01:56:26,980
You understand how it goes, yeah?

2257
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:29,980
I'd love to take him in one.

2258
01:56:29,980 --> 01:56:33,980
But I'm just not prepared just yet.

2259
01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:40,980
Right, so I'm gonna have to fucking get rid of something.

2260
01:56:40,980 --> 01:56:41,980
Reload the shotgun.

2261
01:56:41,980 --> 01:56:43,980
Still gonna be shelled in space there.

2262
01:56:43,980 --> 01:56:55,980
You think you'd just be able to combine...

2263
01:56:55,980 --> 01:56:56,980
Straight away out the box.

2264
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:56,980
You know what I mean?

2265
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:56,980
Like this.

2266
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:56,980
Absolutely terrible.

2267
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:56,980
You know what I mean?

2268
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:57,980
Like this.

2269
01:56:57,980 --> 01:56:58,980
Absolutely terrible.

2270
01:56:58,980 --> 01:56:59,980
What could you take?

2271
01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:00,980
With the shotting?

2272
01:57:00,980 --> 01:57:02,980
What could you take him with the shotting?

2273
01:57:02,980 --> 01:57:03,980
What?

2274
01:57:03,980 --> 01:57:04,980
What?

2275
01:57:04,980 --> 01:57:04,980
What?

2276
01:57:04,980 --> 01:57:05,980
What?

2277
01:57:05,980 --> 01:57:05,980
What?

2278
01:57:05,980 --> 01:57:06,980
What?

2279
01:57:06,980 --> 01:57:07,980
What?

2280
01:57:07,980 --> 01:57:08,980
What?

2281
01:57:08,980 --> 01:57:09,980
What?

2282
01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:10,980
What?

2283
01:57:10,980 --> 01:57:12,980
Absolutely terrible.

2284
01:57:27,980 --> 01:57:29,980
How could you take him with the shotty?

2285
01:57:32,980 --> 01:57:37,980
Woah, the stock, the stock is really giving me a higher fire rate on that, that shot clip.

2286
01:57:37,980 --> 01:57:41,980
*gunpowder*

2287
01:57:43,980 --> 01:57:47,980
Drop gunpowder, but I mean if I drop it Matty I'll never see it again.

2288
01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:50,980
That's gone, I mean I'll take that dirt off.

2289
01:57:51,980 --> 01:57:54,980
Just use it, can you not just use it? Look.

2290
01:57:54,980 --> 01:57:56,980
What's going on with this game?

2291
01:57:56,980 --> 01:58:06,980
From yesterday's, uh, can't smash box debacle to today's, can't just take a herb and can't fucking combine ice cream.

2292
01:58:06,980 --> 01:58:08,980
It's a mine item debacle, it's...

2293
01:58:09,980 --> 01:58:10,980
From one thing to another.

2294
01:58:12,980 --> 01:58:13,980
*cough* Anyway.

2295
01:58:16,980 --> 01:58:22,980
Wait till he legs around in circles, said, "Aaron Flood, it's great to have the flood mines or general back in power."

2296
01:58:22,980 --> 01:58:27,980
Uh, fire a sticky mine on the trailer and knocked over truck to go bovin'.

2297
01:58:27,980 --> 01:58:31,980
Great stuff, but I mean, I'm in a bit of a fucking shit situation here, I'm up shit street.

2298
01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:36,980
I'll wait for him to give me another swipe and then I'll take the herb.

2299
01:58:36,980 --> 01:58:40,980
Whoa, he's a fastman.

2300
01:58:40,980 --> 01:58:41,980
*gunshot*

2301
01:58:41,980 --> 01:58:42,980
*gunshot*

2302
01:58:42,980 --> 01:58:43,980
*gunshot*

2303
01:58:43,980 --> 01:58:44,980
*gunshot*

2304
01:58:44,980 --> 01:58:45,980
*gunshot*

2305
01:58:45,980 --> 01:58:46,980
Fuck.

2306
01:58:46,980 --> 01:58:47,980
No.

2307
01:58:47,980 --> 01:58:48,980
No.

2308
01:58:48,980 --> 01:58:49,980
No.

2309
01:58:49,980 --> 01:58:51,980
Put that there.

2310
01:58:51,980 --> 01:58:52,980
Two slots.

2311
01:58:52,980 --> 01:58:52,980
Ready to rock.

2312
01:58:52,980 --> 01:58:52,980
Let's go and pick up our grenade rounds.

2313
01:58:52,980 --> 01:58:53,980
Do we have that?

2314
01:58:53,980 --> 01:58:54,980
We don't have grenade rounds.

2315
01:58:54,980 --> 01:58:55,980
Where did I see them?

2316
01:58:55,980 --> 01:59:07,420
That there. Two slots, ready to rock. Let's go and pick up our grenade rounds.

2317
01:59:09,180 --> 01:59:15,420
How do we have that? We don't have grenade rounds. Where did I see them? I saw grenade rounds about two minutes ago.

2318
01:59:24,540 --> 01:59:40,500
And grenade rounds over here in the police car. I think. Yes, mine rounds. Okay, so let's read this Aram Flood piece of intel from the man himself. The man who knows what it means to kill.

2319
01:59:42,440 --> 01:59:52,760
And I have to say, I apologize there to either, I think it was Liam Rogers that was asking yesterday about the frag thing. Just haven't got around to thinking about it yet.

2320
01:59:53,100 --> 02:00:04,940
Um. That's gonna take a few days to settle down. I did think about it last night there. And I was thinking it would be a bit strange getting on a plane to Prague with a load of lads I've never met.

2321
02:00:05,420 --> 02:00:20,380
And you know, what if, uh, you know, you, some people weren't, what if I wasn't their cup of tea and what if some people weren't my cup of tea? That kind of, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm sure Rogers is fucking sound, you know? He's, he's Barry's go blend.

2322
02:00:21,660 --> 02:00:37,180
But what if I was, you know, lion's fucking loose sleeve or God forbid, um, that, that cheap off-brand imitations that you get in supermarkets.

2323
02:00:40,940 --> 02:00:54,300
Let me see there now. But one thing that did really cross my mind was maybe if it's just Tommy Schlug is all you're getting. Like, and don't expect anything else other than the uncle. Would that be okay with you, Tom?

2324
02:00:56,300 --> 02:01:21,040
Pines and crack out in Prague, is it? Yeah. Like, if you were to just be you the entire time, I mean, obviously you can't be anything else, but you never deviate from it, you know? And you, you kind of say, you know, uh, they can, they'll have to film you a bit on their phones, you know, just going around Prague for a bit. Just so that you can, you have something out of it. Like.

2325
02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:34,440
I was, I would have been just happy with the pints to be honest. Yeah, I know, but I mean, there has to be, you can't be going out there just for pints. It just feels like you're on the take.

2326
02:01:37,520 --> 02:01:38,520
Sounds great to me.

2327
02:01:40,820 --> 02:01:50,380
Uh, pay your roach your respects to the minister of roach himself. Have a look here and we attach these mines. So, uh, Tommy Flood, or was it what's the Aaron Flood said?

2328
02:01:50,780 --> 02:02:03,200
You need to damage him a bit and he starts running around like a mad egg. But you also said when his legs, when he wittily legs it around in circles, fire a sticky mine on the trailer of the knocked over truck and it'll fucking boom him.

2329
02:02:10,740 --> 02:02:13,080
Need to equip that. Equip.

2330
02:02:15,300 --> 02:02:20,920
Yeah, I was doing this yesterday, trying to reload the mine rugs. Oh, there's some more there. Brilliant stuff.

2331
02:02:21,880 --> 02:02:24,180
He leg, wait till he legs it around to the truck.

2332
02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:30,100
Which truck are we talking about there? Are we talking about these little, uh, oh yeah.

2333
02:02:31,060 --> 02:02:32,420
I see. I see what you mean.

2334
02:02:32,820 --> 02:02:34,720
You're about to take a nasty fall.

2335
02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:49,260
Wow. I like this little setup actually. I like this boss fight. It's got some interesting scenery and a little bit of a, oops, a, uh, back to the future vibe about the main square.

2336
02:02:58,740 --> 02:03:00,280
By the planes. Okay.

2337
02:03:05,280 --> 02:03:08,080
Do I have to lure him over to the planes?

2338
02:03:26,740 --> 02:03:28,180
So how long?

2339
02:03:29,140 --> 02:03:29,460
Okay.

2340
02:03:29,780 --> 02:03:30,580
I don't understand.

2341
02:03:30,580 --> 02:03:32,160
I don't understand the mines.

2342
02:03:32,240 --> 02:03:35,320
Are they triggered by him or are they timed?

2343
02:03:36,580 --> 02:03:38,020
Put the mines on the side of the trucks.

2344
02:03:38,280 --> 02:03:39,660
Try to place the mines where they will run.

2345
02:03:39,980 --> 02:03:41,040
I'm gonna kill you.

2346
02:03:41,040 --> 02:04:04,920
So I've still got a few mines ready to blow there, if he stands on them, or have they all exploded by now?

2347
02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:31,920
Oh yeah, nice, I would never have thought of this. Probably the worst gun you could be using.

2348
02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:51,820
This is all very distressing. Steed Martin, thanks for the tip. Seen Dublin Zoo, have a Siamang Gibbon. Baby monkey up for naming. What's a Siamang? Never even heard of that. All names welcome and a considerable prize, you see. I have not seen that. Sounds very interesting though.

2349
02:04:51,920 --> 02:05:00,160
Nick, thanks very much for the tip. Bit of shifting and a bit of orb work, orb fondlage there, in the other side of the screen.

2350
02:05:00,800 --> 02:05:07,040
This is an impressive beast, but it seems like it's not the hardest.

2351
02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:14,480
It's too hard to hit while it's moving. Fuck me.

2352
02:05:16,880 --> 02:05:21,200
Back to Moria. Yes! Can I just mine him again?

2353
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:44,800
Oh yeah! Back in fucking biz! Really nice. Need to catch another few of these.

2354
02:05:46,800 --> 02:06:10,840
Christy. Not great. No, this isn't great there for that. Switch up my headphones here. I'm getting the full blast of the gameplay. Now you don't have any mice to trip them up. Okay, so there are no more left to get. Oh, I'm hot.

2355
02:06:10,840 --> 02:06:33,340
Daemon Umphi, thank you very much. Father Daemon Umphis. Daemon Alburns after you. Let's put this into our sweet, sweet veins.

2356
02:06:34,540 --> 02:07:01,540
And just hope against hope free for us here because we really need to take Daemon's beast with just her shotgun. I think the, uh, is the volume on the game too loud there? Oh yeah.

2357
02:07:02,240 --> 02:07:26,440
Sorry, I think the volume has been absolutely ridiculously loud because after, uh, the water business that we did, the water feature, it's turned into a situation where I've increased the game volume up to disastrous levels. I'd like to go on record as apologizing to the stream and to you as well, Tom.

2358
02:07:27,940 --> 02:07:40,240
No problem, just don't let it happen again. Meanwhile, I can, uh, take your mind off the pain here with a lovely haiku which has come through the resident poet laureate clan.

2359
02:07:41,180 --> 02:07:47,180
It's called the water pour haiku and, uh, goes like this. Thanks for the tip by the way there clan.

2360
02:07:48,980 --> 02:07:57,280
German has a word for everything except the realization that the container you're pissing in won't be large enough.

2361
02:08:01,680 --> 02:08:16,420
There you go. Very, very thought provoking and concise and clear the way a good haiku should be. Um, Daemon Umfy, thank you very much. You see?

2362
02:08:16,840 --> 02:08:24,340
Rike is a class act. He's a rebel and he stands up to bullies. And I can't do Daemon, Daemon Umfy's, uh, voice. Oh.

2363
02:08:24,340 --> 02:08:41,860
That's the best I could attempt. But, um, Nick, very, very kind to you and Seed Martin. This is a situation I didn't think I'd find myself in where I've wasted and pissed away a lot of my ammunition on him, on the beast.

2364
02:08:42,420 --> 02:08:49,400
But, accusations of box smashery have been leveled at us. We need to find that box and we need to smash it wide open.

2365
02:08:50,300 --> 02:08:52,220
Because therein lies the prize.

2366
02:08:52,580 --> 02:08:54,760
Schult, thank you very much for the tip there.

2367
02:08:55,540 --> 02:09:01,980
And, uh, yeah, I'm suffering at the moment because there's a lot of... I've got a big, wet mouse pad.

2368
02:09:03,740 --> 02:09:09,480
On the desk here. And I know I'm not using a keyboard and mouse, but I'm leaning on it, so I've just got a wet arm.

2369
02:09:10,140 --> 02:09:11,200
You know, that's not nice.

2370
02:09:12,120 --> 02:09:17,400
You know, having a boss fight is hard enough at the worst of times. At the best of times.

2371
02:09:18,200 --> 02:09:21,880
But then going into battle with a... a soggy arm as well.

2372
02:09:22,620 --> 02:09:23,260
Just, you know.

2373
02:09:24,540 --> 02:09:26,980
Look, I'm not... I'm not being a... I'm not cribbing.

2374
02:09:27,160 --> 02:09:29,640
I'm not cribbing. I don't want anybody to be thinking...

2375
02:09:29,640 --> 02:09:32,440
He's always just giving out about the state of things.

2376
02:09:32,520 --> 02:09:34,240
Just play the game. He's not playing the game.

2377
02:09:38,020 --> 02:09:39,820
But it's the sorry side tonight.

2378
02:09:39,820 --> 02:09:41,060
It really is.

2379
02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:44,780
It's gonna be fine.

2380
02:09:45,020 --> 02:09:50,400
I think you just need to wrap it up now with the chat and really get going and take this beast into overdrive.

2381
02:09:53,260 --> 02:09:54,680
Milk Snake, thank you very much.

2382
02:09:55,980 --> 02:09:58,920
Said I bet this lad couldn't handle a scrap outside the burks.

2383
02:10:02,080 --> 02:10:03,120
Thanks for the tip there.

2384
02:10:03,120 --> 02:10:05,220
Which... I don't know what the burks is.

2385
02:10:05,620 --> 02:10:06,780
Outside the burks.

2386
02:10:09,660 --> 02:10:11,160
Burks Pharmacy, is it?

2387
02:10:12,380 --> 02:10:13,460
In Castle Barrow.

2388
02:10:23,760 --> 02:10:24,600
Let's go there.

2389
02:10:24,600 --> 02:10:24,620
Let's go there.

2390
02:10:26,620 --> 02:10:27,560
Let's go there.

2391
02:10:31,560 --> 02:10:32,980
Soggy Slice.

2392
02:10:33,400 --> 02:10:35,160
Six for 99 cents.

2393
02:10:35,900 --> 02:10:37,220
At Piggins Stores.

2394
02:10:44,220 --> 02:10:45,380
Eat spray.

2395
02:10:45,380 --> 02:10:46,040
Gone in.

2396
02:10:46,040 --> 02:10:46,760
Heartbeat.

2397
02:10:46,880 --> 02:10:47,600
Back to normal.

2398
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:52,460
That's all it took to fucking get rid of that pulsating heartbeat.

2399
02:10:55,460 --> 02:10:56,980
I wanna see you there.

2400
02:10:59,140 --> 02:10:59,700
One equip.

2401
02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:00,880
Equip it again.

2402
02:11:01,380 --> 02:11:02,720
That Higgins isn't simple.

2403
02:11:03,280 --> 02:11:04,140
Cheesy crackers.

2404
02:11:04,700 --> 02:11:05,660
Thanks for the tip.

2405
02:11:07,700 --> 02:11:08,700
Cheesy crackers.

2406
02:11:08,700 --> 02:11:10,320
Two for 99 cent.

2407
02:11:11,320 --> 02:11:12,900
Which is actually a great price.

2408
02:11:14,060 --> 02:11:16,460
I mean, if I wanted to be realistic about it, it's a...

2409
02:11:16,460 --> 02:11:17,160
Cheesy crackers.

2410
02:11:17,340 --> 02:11:18,180
Two for 2 euro.

2411
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:21,920
Depends on the brand as well.

2412
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:22,980
It could be a shit brand.

2413
02:11:23,160 --> 02:11:25,640
In which case, maybe 99 cent would suffice.

2414
02:11:25,780 --> 02:11:26,840
But I mean...

2415
02:11:26,840 --> 02:11:27,520
Not Tuck.

2416
02:11:28,600 --> 02:11:29,560
Not Tuck at all.

2417
02:11:29,600 --> 02:11:32,120
The cheapest you're gonna get for the Tuck sour cream?

2418
02:11:33,380 --> 02:11:34,500
Probably a euro in a little.

2419
02:11:34,500 --> 02:11:49,840
Tuck into this.

2420
02:11:50,420 --> 02:11:51,320
You fucking idiot.

2421
02:11:54,800 --> 02:11:58,280
How long is this demon gonna fucking last?

2422
02:11:58,280 --> 02:12:00,280
Oh...

2423
02:12:01,720 --> 02:12:04,500
Absolutely demonified.

2424
02:12:05,060 --> 02:12:06,500
He's been demonetized.

2425
02:12:06,580 --> 02:12:07,820
That's why he's so mad.

2426
02:12:07,900 --> 02:12:09,320
He used to have a YouTube channel.

2427
02:12:10,020 --> 02:12:14,280
I remember saying it up for him back when I was working with P.S. over at Valenciaga.

2428
02:12:14,980 --> 02:12:16,700
Used to go into training every day.

2429
02:12:16,860 --> 02:12:17,680
He'd turn up late.

2430
02:12:17,980 --> 02:12:21,580
He'd start doing a seance in the middle of pitch lighting candles.

2431
02:12:22,480 --> 02:12:24,280
He'd open his laptop and he'd say...

2432
02:12:24,280 --> 02:12:28,700
I don't want to play football for hell FC anymore, Gary.

2433
02:12:29,040 --> 02:12:30,220
I don't want to play that.

2434
02:12:31,020 --> 02:12:34,480
I just want to start YouTube and start streaming games.

2435
02:12:36,280 --> 02:12:41,140
Sounds like a completely, utterly fucking bizarre made-up story on the spot.

2436
02:12:42,140 --> 02:12:45,720
To really mitigate the circumstances which are...

2437
02:12:45,720 --> 02:12:50,140
We're not playing the game well at all in the actual live stream we're doing now, Gary.

2438
02:12:52,280 --> 02:12:54,860
One, two, three, four, five situation.

2439
02:12:55,320 --> 02:12:57,040
At this moment in time, all I can say...

2440
02:12:57,560 --> 02:13:00,440
That beast has been well-trained, well-drilled.

2441
02:13:01,160 --> 02:13:02,100
He knows what he's doing.

2442
02:13:02,280 --> 02:13:04,260
He's worked with some of the best coaches in Europe.

2443
02:13:04,500 --> 02:13:06,140
He's worked in the Liga.

2444
02:13:07,400 --> 02:13:10,300
He absolutely eats Liga biscuits for babies.

2445
02:13:10,580 --> 02:13:11,320
Every day.

2446
02:13:15,320 --> 02:13:15,920
Strange...

2447
02:13:15,920 --> 02:13:19,680
The strange and compelling world of Gary Devil.

2448
02:13:20,180 --> 02:13:22,640
Let's just slash this fucking box open.

2449
02:13:22,780 --> 02:13:23,220
Look at this.

2450
02:13:23,300 --> 02:13:24,020
We've got the rounds.

2451
02:13:24,100 --> 02:13:25,160
We've got the rounds we wanted.

2452
02:13:29,860 --> 02:13:31,220
We don't have any health.

2453
02:13:37,060 --> 02:13:48,980
This guy needs to settle down.

2454
02:13:49,600 --> 02:13:50,860
He's full of beans, this cut.

2455
02:13:53,140 --> 02:13:53,820
Come on.

2456
02:13:56,780 --> 02:13:57,600
Lovely stuff.

2457
02:13:57,920 --> 02:13:58,740
And another one.

2458
02:13:59,740 --> 02:14:00,840
And another one.

2459
02:14:02,380 --> 02:14:03,000
What?

2460
02:14:03,000 --> 02:14:05,000
I hope that...

2461
02:14:05,000 --> 02:14:06,000
Go on.

2462
02:14:06,000 --> 02:14:07,000
Yeah.

2463
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:08,000
Finish move.

2464
02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:08,000
Is this one?

2465
02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:08,000
Suck it.

2466
02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:09,000
Suck it.

2467
02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:09,000
She said.

2468
02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:10,000
Another piece of high-class dialogue.

2469
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:11,000
Looks like we're doing this in one take, guys.

2470
02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:12,000
Ha ha ha ha ha.

2471
02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:13,000
Looks like we did it in one take.

2472
02:14:13,000 --> 02:14:14,000
Carlos, you stay there?

2473
02:14:14,000 --> 02:14:15,620
We don't need another goal.

2474
02:14:15,620 --> 02:14:16,620
Oh, come on.

2475
02:14:16,620 --> 02:14:17,620
You're gonna talk about on the now?

2476
02:14:17,620 --> 02:14:18,240
Well done.

2477
02:14:18,240 --> 02:14:18,620
You're gonna talk about on the now?

2478
02:14:18,620 --> 02:14:18,620
Well done.

2479
02:14:18,620 --> 02:14:19,620
You're gonna talk about on the now?

2480
02:14:19,620 --> 02:14:20,620
Well done.

2481
02:14:20,620 --> 02:14:21,620
Well done.

2482
02:14:21,620 --> 02:14:22,620
Really nice.

2483
02:14:22,620 --> 02:14:23,620
Really enjoyed that.

2484
02:14:23,620 --> 02:14:24,620
That was the spice of life right there.

2485
02:14:24,620 --> 02:14:27,620
We don't need another goal.

2486
02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:31,840
Well done. Well done. Really nice.

2487
02:14:32,680 --> 02:14:36,100
Really enjoyed that. That was the spice of life right there.

2488
02:14:39,060 --> 02:14:41,480
Absolutely fantastic stuff all together.

2489
02:14:42,660 --> 02:14:44,060
You should be thankful.

2490
02:14:45,300 --> 02:14:48,400
And you should be very, very happy with yourself as well.

2491
02:14:48,400 --> 02:14:57,460
It was a lovely strat. It was fantastic.

2492
02:14:58,180 --> 02:15:00,860
It was the beast of Bodmin.

2493
02:15:01,280 --> 02:15:04,580
Some would say he was, he came from hell himself.

2494
02:15:04,580 --> 02:15:08,640
He was dispatched from fucking Beelzebub.

2495
02:15:08,780 --> 02:15:11,640
And that was another quick cut scene here.

2496
02:15:11,640 --> 02:15:23,800
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2497
02:15:24,800 --> 02:15:25,840
Not again.

2498
02:15:27,780 --> 02:15:32,220
Oh, he's coming back to get you again.

2499
02:15:34,220 --> 02:15:37,600
At this moment in time, I can save from sea.

2500
02:15:38,500 --> 02:15:39,700
That is close.

2501
02:15:39,960 --> 02:15:42,140
It's not long enough to get you anymore.

2502
02:15:43,440 --> 02:15:45,000
One little slash of the arm.

2503
02:15:45,520 --> 02:15:48,040
He's a pulsating sack of shit.

2504
02:15:49,580 --> 02:15:51,020
I think you've done him though.

2505
02:15:52,760 --> 02:15:54,460
I'm glad you've done him to be honest.

2506
02:15:54,580 --> 02:15:55,440
There's Jon Hamm.

2507
02:15:55,800 --> 02:15:57,240
An excellent acting man.

2508
02:15:58,400 --> 02:16:01,780
Watched Mad Men there on Netflix there a few months ago.

2509
02:16:01,780 --> 02:16:04,160
It was very, very happy with the way it turned out.

2510
02:16:04,300 --> 02:16:06,340
It was a great, great, great series.

2511
02:16:06,700 --> 02:16:07,940
Missed it the time it was on.

2512
02:16:07,940 --> 02:16:10,560
I was actually a manager at the time.

2513
02:16:11,280 --> 02:16:13,700
Dealing with demonic beasts down in Valencia.

2514
02:16:14,980 --> 02:16:18,680
And yeah, Beelzebub had the devil set aside for me.

2515
02:16:19,600 --> 02:16:20,460
For me.

2516
02:16:21,240 --> 02:16:21,900
For me.

2517
02:16:23,240 --> 02:16:23,640
Hey.

2518
02:16:24,300 --> 02:16:24,860
It's me.

2519
02:16:26,020 --> 02:16:27,860
Thanks very much there, Dev.

2520
02:16:28,420 --> 02:16:29,240
Dev Lira.

2521
02:16:29,400 --> 02:16:29,920
Do you copy?

2522
02:16:30,180 --> 02:16:31,080
Turkey Burgers.

2523
02:16:31,080 --> 02:16:33,240
Thank you very much there, Turkey Burgers.

2524
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:33,780
For the tip.

2525
02:16:33,960 --> 02:16:35,460
And Georgia Rose as well.

2526
02:16:35,700 --> 02:16:37,720
For doing that boss first try Fridays.

2527
02:16:37,880 --> 02:16:38,720
Very, very kind of you.

2528
02:16:38,960 --> 02:16:39,820
Jill's been infected.

2529
02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:40,720
I...

2530
02:16:40,720 --> 02:16:42,420
I'm taking her to the hospital.

2531
02:16:43,020 --> 02:16:44,300
Maybe Dr. Bard can save her.

2532
02:16:44,720 --> 02:16:45,120
All right.

2533
02:16:45,200 --> 02:16:45,860
I'll meet you there.

2534
02:16:52,660 --> 02:16:53,780
Turkey Burgers.

2535
02:16:54,220 --> 02:16:54,840
Hang in for sure.

2536
02:16:54,840 --> 02:16:55,260
I got you.

2537
02:16:55,260 --> 02:16:55,840
I got you.

2538
02:16:55,840 --> 02:16:55,880
I got you.

2539
02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:12,620
Accusations of Portcullis were leveled at the beast.

2540
02:17:13,900 --> 02:17:15,460
You'd think that would be the end of him there.

2541
02:17:15,520 --> 02:17:17,480
And it's a piggyback situation here.

2542
02:17:19,940 --> 02:17:21,180
September 29th.

2543
02:17:21,220 --> 02:17:21,980
20 past nine.

2544
02:17:22,080 --> 02:17:24,220
The Spencer Memorial Hall.

2545
02:17:24,360 --> 02:17:24,800
Hospital.

2546
02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:28,240
Fight it, Jill.

2547
02:17:32,980 --> 02:17:34,400
I'm gonna get you the vaccine.

2548
02:17:35,260 --> 02:17:35,880
Oh, God.

2549
02:17:36,180 --> 02:17:37,480
COVID-19!

2550
02:17:38,240 --> 02:17:39,300
You're gonna be okay.

2551
02:17:40,360 --> 02:17:41,160
I promise.

2552
02:17:42,560 --> 02:17:43,980
Was she vaxxed, was she?

2553
02:17:52,980 --> 02:17:55,360
We've got a typewriter theme here.

2554
02:17:55,420 --> 02:17:57,240
It's going to be a beautiful situation.

2555
02:18:02,180 --> 02:18:03,020
That's nice.

2556
02:18:05,820 --> 02:18:08,940
We'll stick that into your fucking crypt chest.

2557
02:18:09,400 --> 02:18:11,500
Known as your item box.

2558
02:18:14,280 --> 02:18:16,340
Kindly donated to us by the hospital.

2559
02:18:21,120 --> 02:18:22,240
Don't worry, Jill.

2560
02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:24,880
We're gonna get you all the help you need.

2561
02:18:25,240 --> 02:18:26,160
I know it's tough.

2562
02:18:26,600 --> 02:18:27,500
But look at it.

2563
02:18:27,800 --> 02:18:29,680
It's for the best that we get the other help.

2564
02:18:30,440 --> 02:18:31,480
Stay there.

2565
02:18:32,120 --> 02:18:33,060
Don't leave.

2566
02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:34,820
Good luck.

2567
02:18:42,060 --> 02:18:44,460
Two items there can be discarded, says Stephen.

2568
02:18:44,620 --> 02:18:45,160
Let's have a look.

2569
02:18:46,340 --> 02:18:47,060
That key.

2570
02:18:48,140 --> 02:18:49,160
And that card.

2571
02:18:49,320 --> 02:18:49,740
I get you.

2572
02:18:49,780 --> 02:18:51,540
I can understand what you mean now.

2573
02:18:51,560 --> 02:18:53,560
Because that little fucking bin icon next to us.

2574
02:18:53,900 --> 02:18:55,080
Or, as they say in the states,

2575
02:18:55,540 --> 02:18:56,300
trash.

2576
02:18:57,800 --> 02:18:59,200
And Resident Higgins.

2577
02:18:59,300 --> 02:19:00,780
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2578
02:19:00,860 --> 02:19:01,920
I hope you're getting on well.

2579
02:19:02,740 --> 02:19:03,660
And that, uh,

2580
02:19:03,660 --> 02:19:04,600
you're not

2581
02:19:04,600 --> 02:19:06,600
in any way, shape, or form

2582
02:19:06,600 --> 02:19:07,860
in this kind of state here.

2583
02:19:07,980 --> 02:19:08,420
It's, uh,

2584
02:19:08,620 --> 02:19:10,760
Lady Jill Valentinos.

2585
02:19:12,680 --> 02:19:14,440
You just use aid spray on her.

2586
02:19:20,140 --> 02:19:20,540
No.

2587
02:19:21,220 --> 02:19:22,140
Need to get the back.

2588
02:19:24,580 --> 02:19:25,220
We're on the,

2589
02:19:25,280 --> 02:19:26,680
we're on a wild goose chase

2590
02:19:26,680 --> 02:19:28,580
for Uncle Feitzer and the boys.

2591
02:19:29,460 --> 02:19:31,220
Street Feitzer 2 Turbo.

2592
02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:32,600
Select your character.

2593
02:19:32,600 --> 02:19:44,000
Call Fauci.

2594
02:19:44,320 --> 02:19:45,020
Over.

2595
02:19:45,940 --> 02:19:46,600
Doctor Fa...

2596
02:19:46,600 --> 02:19:49,880
Call Fauci.

2597
02:19:50,000 --> 02:19:50,300
Over.

2598
02:19:51,520 --> 02:19:51,960
Right.

2599
02:19:52,520 --> 02:19:53,260
We need you to get,

2600
02:19:53,260 --> 02:19:55,520
we need you to get into Dr. Fauci's office

2601
02:19:55,520 --> 02:19:56,680
pronto, stat.

2602
02:19:56,780 --> 02:19:57,280
You hear me?

2603
02:19:58,120 --> 02:19:58,580
Good.

2604
02:19:59,400 --> 02:20:01,780
Look inside Fauci's desk drawer.

2605
02:20:01,780 --> 02:20:05,480
I believe he has a brand new vax.

2606
02:20:06,600 --> 02:20:07,740
Fauci's desk.

2607
02:20:08,880 --> 02:20:10,360
I am the science.

2608
02:20:13,440 --> 02:20:15,180
And another situation here.

2609
02:20:15,300 --> 02:20:16,740
More assault rifle ammunition

2610
02:20:16,740 --> 02:20:17,960
and another aid spray.

2611
02:20:18,100 --> 02:20:18,560
We're being

2612
02:20:18,560 --> 02:20:20,840
liquored up here

2613
02:20:20,840 --> 02:20:22,680
with some sweet, sweet items.

2614
02:20:23,520 --> 02:20:24,480
The itemography

2615
02:20:24,480 --> 02:20:26,080
is very, very

2616
02:20:26,080 --> 02:20:27,660
replete.

2617
02:20:28,220 --> 02:20:29,720
Our item box is replete

2618
02:20:29,720 --> 02:20:30,660
with some of the most

2619
02:20:30,660 --> 02:20:32,620
beautiful pieces of itemery

2620
02:20:32,620 --> 02:20:33,420
we've come across

2621
02:20:33,420 --> 02:20:34,500
in the game itself.

2622
02:20:42,440 --> 02:20:43,160
Oh god.

2623
02:20:44,420 --> 02:20:44,980
I've got,

2624
02:20:45,040 --> 02:20:45,840
I don't got time

2625
02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:46,940
for your dialogue, man.

2626
02:20:49,520 --> 02:20:51,100
Pure AI dialogue

2627
02:20:51,100 --> 02:20:52,200
at this stage, isn't it?

2628
02:20:54,340 --> 02:20:55,600
God, these assholes.

2629
02:20:55,680 --> 02:20:56,440
Can you dodge them?

2630
02:20:57,260 --> 02:20:58,400
Let's see if we can just dodge.

2631
02:20:58,680 --> 02:20:59,740
I have no time for them.

2632
02:21:02,160 --> 02:21:03,920
Not great

2633
02:21:03,920 --> 02:21:05,480
for the dodging,

2634
02:21:05,540 --> 02:21:06,300
I must say.

2635
02:21:11,520 --> 02:21:12,800
What's that box out there?

2636
02:21:13,560 --> 02:21:14,340
Remembering now

2637
02:21:14,340 --> 02:21:15,520
the boxes as well

2638
02:21:15,520 --> 02:21:16,880
in the raccoon city

2639
02:21:16,880 --> 02:21:17,600
police station

2640
02:21:17,600 --> 02:21:18,800
that I failed to get.

2641
02:21:19,500 --> 02:21:20,520
That doesn't look like

2642
02:21:20,520 --> 02:21:22,060
a great situation at all.

2643
02:21:22,140 --> 02:21:22,920
Looks like it's going to be,

2644
02:21:23,260 --> 02:21:24,220
it's like a leather

2645
02:21:24,220 --> 02:21:26,100
sack with a zip

2646
02:21:26,100 --> 02:21:27,320
attached to it as well.

2647
02:21:29,120 --> 02:21:30,280
I wonder what, uh,

2648
02:21:30,300 --> 02:21:31,500
body bags are actually

2649
02:21:31,500 --> 02:21:32,380
made out of in,

2650
02:21:32,440 --> 02:21:33,080
in reality.

2651
02:21:34,080 --> 02:21:34,940
Because they would have

2652
02:21:34,940 --> 02:21:36,180
to be pretty robust

2653
02:21:36,180 --> 02:21:36,820
and durable.

2654
02:21:39,540 --> 02:21:40,020
You know,

2655
02:21:40,060 --> 02:21:41,140
you don't want any spillages

2656
02:21:41,140 --> 02:21:42,080
or anything like that.

2657
02:21:54,960 --> 02:21:56,100
I wonder if can you go through

2658
02:21:56,100 --> 02:21:57,300
underneath any of these

2659
02:21:57,300 --> 02:21:57,980
things here.

2660
02:21:58,580 --> 02:21:58,780
No?

2661
02:22:02,420 --> 02:22:03,740
Welcome to the office

2662
02:22:03,740 --> 02:22:05,280
of Dr. Nathaniel Hart.

2663
02:22:05,640 --> 02:22:06,620
Dr. Fauci.

2664
02:22:06,620 --> 02:22:07,140
We have taken your business

2665
02:22:07,140 --> 02:22:08,860
clearly into the intercom.

2666
02:22:10,260 --> 02:22:10,880
Fight, sir.

2667
02:22:12,120 --> 02:22:12,900
Triple jab.

2668
02:22:14,380 --> 02:22:14,860
Thomas,

2669
02:22:15,300 --> 02:22:16,120
nurse's journal.

2670
02:22:16,960 --> 02:22:17,600
Are you down?

2671
02:22:17,600 --> 02:22:17,680
Down?

2672
02:22:18,680 --> 02:22:20,260
Down like a clown.

2673
02:22:20,960 --> 02:22:21,600
Let's go for it,

2674
02:22:21,660 --> 02:22:22,400
nurse's journal.

2675
02:22:23,140 --> 02:22:24,760
September 25th.

2676
02:22:26,280 --> 02:22:27,120
Every day,

2677
02:22:27,240 --> 02:22:28,120
they bring in more

2678
02:22:28,120 --> 02:22:29,960
of these mystery illness patients.

2679
02:22:30,660 --> 02:22:32,060
The sedatives don't stop

2680
02:22:32,060 --> 02:22:32,900
their delirium,

2681
02:22:33,420 --> 02:22:34,600
so we have to put them

2682
02:22:34,600 --> 02:22:35,600
in straight jackets

2683
02:22:35,600 --> 02:22:36,300
and move them

2684
02:22:36,300 --> 02:22:37,420
to the isolation wing.

2685
02:22:37,860 --> 02:22:38,720
Problem is,

2686
02:22:39,300 --> 02:22:40,300
the isolation wing

2687
02:22:40,300 --> 02:22:41,480
has already burst

2688
02:22:41,480 --> 02:22:42,340
at the seams.

2689
02:22:43,360 --> 02:22:44,340
The director has orders

2690
02:22:44,340 --> 02:22:45,560
to admit anyone

2691
02:22:45,560 --> 02:22:46,240
with symptoms

2692
02:22:46,240 --> 02:22:47,100
free of charge.

2693
02:22:47,740 --> 02:22:48,800
What does he expect us

2694
02:22:48,800 --> 02:22:49,180
to do?

2695
02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:50,740
Wish them better?

2696
02:22:51,740 --> 02:22:52,800
We don't have a cure.

2697
02:22:54,420 --> 02:22:55,420
That's not all

2698
02:22:55,420 --> 02:22:56,580
that's bothering me.

2699
02:22:57,260 --> 02:22:58,580
When these patients die,

2700
02:22:59,220 --> 02:23:00,080
they're not collected

2701
02:23:00,080 --> 02:23:00,880
by the usual

2702
02:23:00,880 --> 02:23:01,860
mortuary teams.

2703
02:23:02,660 --> 02:23:03,500
We've been told

2704
02:23:03,500 --> 02:23:04,600
it's special handling

2705
02:23:04,600 --> 02:23:05,620
to prevent the illness

2706
02:23:05,620 --> 02:23:06,260
from spreading,

2707
02:23:06,840 --> 02:23:07,640
but I'm not sure

2708
02:23:07,640 --> 02:23:08,200
I buy it.

2709
02:23:09,200 --> 02:23:10,540
Miranda saw some guys

2710
02:23:10,540 --> 02:23:11,340
wheeling a body

2711
02:23:11,340 --> 02:23:12,840
through the forbidden door

2712
02:23:12,840 --> 02:23:13,920
during the night.

2713
02:23:14,480 --> 02:23:14,920
Why?

2714
02:23:15,520 --> 02:23:16,060
Where?

2715
02:23:17,020 --> 02:23:18,000
What the fuck

2716
02:23:18,000 --> 02:23:18,740
is going on?

2717
02:23:21,820 --> 02:23:22,340
Haunting

2718
02:23:22,340 --> 02:23:23,640
and beautifully

2719
02:23:23,640 --> 02:23:24,340
delivered.

2720
02:23:25,500 --> 02:23:26,440
Tape player.

2721
02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:37,220
You need a tape.

2722
02:23:37,320 --> 02:23:37,840
You need a tape.

2723
02:23:37,920 --> 02:23:38,080
Okay.

2724
02:23:39,040 --> 02:23:39,660
That's good.

2725
02:23:39,720 --> 02:23:40,060
That's good.

2726
02:23:40,160 --> 02:23:40,860
Maybe put this

2727
02:23:40,860 --> 02:23:41,800
and find a herb

2728
02:23:41,800 --> 02:23:42,700
to go straight

2729
02:23:42,700 --> 02:23:43,920
into our fucking body.

2730
02:23:44,260 --> 02:23:45,000
That would be nice.

2731
02:23:46,040 --> 02:23:46,480
Just wait.

2732
02:23:46,660 --> 02:23:47,220
There we go.

2733
02:23:47,300 --> 02:23:48,300
Just as we say it.

2734
02:23:48,640 --> 02:23:49,420
There it is.

2735
02:23:52,920 --> 02:23:57,420
One of the greatest emoters

2736
02:23:57,420 --> 02:23:58,540
of all time there,

2737
02:23:58,700 --> 02:23:59,240
Thomas.

2738
02:24:01,580 --> 02:24:02,420
Dr. Bard,

2739
02:24:02,480 --> 02:24:03,080
are you in there?

2740
02:24:03,860 --> 02:24:05,020
I'm here to rescue you.

2741
02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:06,160
Open the door.

2742
02:24:07,000 --> 02:24:08,400
No voice match found.

2743
02:24:08,400 --> 02:24:09,360
Voice match?

2744
02:24:10,020 --> 02:24:11,600
What kind of sci-fi

2745
02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:12,800
bullshit is this?

2746
02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:24,920
It's getting dodgy.

2747
02:24:31,720 --> 02:24:32,520
Fuck's sake.

2748
02:24:32,520 --> 02:24:46,100
What's the point of this?

2749
02:24:46,260 --> 02:24:46,500
You know,

2750
02:24:46,600 --> 02:24:47,960
this fucking assault rifle

2751
02:24:47,960 --> 02:24:48,560
does nothing.

2752
02:24:48,740 --> 02:24:49,780
They just eat the bullets,

2753
02:24:49,920 --> 02:24:50,340
these guys.

2754
02:24:52,160 --> 02:24:52,700
I mean,

2755
02:24:52,780 --> 02:24:54,020
maybe you have to just be

2756
02:24:54,020 --> 02:24:55,020
aiming for the head

2757
02:24:55,020 --> 02:24:55,580
the whole time.

2758
02:24:55,580 --> 02:25:04,100
Lovely.

2759
02:25:05,060 --> 02:25:05,500
Yeah.

2760
02:25:06,080 --> 02:25:06,440
Yeah.

2761
02:25:06,440 --> 02:25:06,500
Yeah.

2762
02:25:14,500 --> 02:25:14,980
Sorry,

2763
02:25:15,100 --> 02:25:15,740
just turning that down

2764
02:25:15,740 --> 02:25:16,500
a tad there.

2765
02:25:16,620 --> 02:25:18,220
Sorry if the game volume

2766
02:25:18,220 --> 02:25:18,640
is too loud.

2767
02:25:20,460 --> 02:25:20,940
No,

2768
02:25:20,980 --> 02:25:22,020
it's someone behind me now.

2769
02:25:22,080 --> 02:25:22,800
She's on the floor.

2770
02:25:24,240 --> 02:25:25,320
Didn't see her there.

2771
02:25:25,320 --> 02:25:31,060
Oh my god.

2772
02:25:31,140 --> 02:25:32,460
It's one thing after another.

2773
02:25:35,380 --> 02:25:36,300
No less of.

2774
02:25:43,820 --> 02:25:44,780
Fuck off.

2775
02:25:45,500 --> 02:25:46,920
I'm trying to press

2776
02:25:46,920 --> 02:25:48,460
that dodge button there.

2777
02:25:48,460 --> 02:25:55,580
hell.

2778
02:25:56,580 --> 02:25:57,800
Getting wound up here.

2779
02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:16,080
The way he is now

2780
02:26:16,080 --> 02:26:16,800
is how I feel.

2781
02:26:16,900 --> 02:26:17,240
Just like,

2782
02:26:17,300 --> 02:26:18,200
hide behind a fucking

2783
02:26:18,200 --> 02:26:19,460
open door of a cupboard

2784
02:26:19,460 --> 02:26:19,940
for a bit.

2785
02:26:20,760 --> 02:26:21,340
It'd be great

2786
02:26:21,340 --> 02:26:21,940
if there was like

2787
02:26:21,940 --> 02:26:22,940
a lean mechanic

2788
02:26:22,940 --> 02:26:23,740
like in the

2789
02:26:23,740 --> 02:26:24,460
getaway

2790
02:26:24,460 --> 02:26:25,400
where you just got better

2791
02:26:25,400 --> 02:26:25,960
if you leaned

2792
02:26:25,960 --> 02:26:26,640
against stuff

2793
02:26:26,640 --> 02:26:27,980
or lent

2794
02:26:27,980 --> 02:26:29,200
whatever way

2795
02:26:29,200 --> 02:26:29,740
you want to say

2796
02:26:29,740 --> 02:26:30,200
that word.

2797
02:26:30,300 --> 02:26:31,300
I think both are okay.

2798
02:26:32,140 --> 02:26:32,640
And that's just

2799
02:26:32,640 --> 02:26:34,300
to really rub

2800
02:26:34,300 --> 02:26:35,180
the salt

2801
02:26:35,180 --> 02:26:35,780
in the wound

2802
02:26:35,780 --> 02:26:36,040
there.

2803
02:26:36,140 --> 02:26:36,660
Seeing a fucking

2804
02:26:36,660 --> 02:26:37,640
little teddy bear

2805
02:26:37,640 --> 02:26:38,100
in a wheelchair

2806
02:26:38,100 --> 02:26:38,740
like that

2807
02:26:38,740 --> 02:26:39,220
in a moment

2808
02:26:39,220 --> 02:26:40,360
of pure strength.

2809
02:26:41,100 --> 02:26:42,000
Absolute grief.

2810
02:26:44,060 --> 02:26:44,840
Leon S.

2811
02:26:44,920 --> 02:26:46,340
Thank you very much.

2812
02:26:46,580 --> 02:26:48,640
Leon Saltburn Kennedy.

2813
02:26:49,300 --> 02:26:50,600
This isn't how I'd go

2814
02:26:50,600 --> 02:26:51,600
about the situation

2815
02:26:51,600 --> 02:26:52,200
at all now.

2816
02:26:52,240 --> 02:26:52,900
I must say.

2817
02:26:53,200 --> 02:26:53,700
Says Leon.

2818
02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:54,420
Thank you very much

2819
02:26:54,420 --> 02:26:54,820
for the tip.

2820
02:26:54,900 --> 02:26:56,220
I understand your sentiment

2821
02:26:56,220 --> 02:26:56,800
there, Leon.

2822
02:26:57,580 --> 02:26:58,020
Leon.

2823
02:27:00,020 --> 02:27:01,060
I'm going to put

2824
02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:01,820
another slice

2825
02:27:01,820 --> 02:27:02,680
of soggy

2826
02:27:02,680 --> 02:27:04,020
goodfellas delight

2827
02:27:04,020 --> 02:27:05,500
into the trap

2828
02:27:05,500 --> 02:27:06,000
clapper.

2829
02:27:07,600 --> 02:27:08,360
I don't know

2830
02:27:08,360 --> 02:27:09,000
about you

2831
02:27:09,000 --> 02:27:11,140
but I think

2832
02:27:11,140 --> 02:27:12,760
that carbohydratic

2833
02:27:12,760 --> 02:27:14,180
fucking energy boost

2834
02:27:14,180 --> 02:27:15,980
is going to send me

2835
02:27:15,980 --> 02:27:17,400
into a stratospheric

2836
02:27:17,400 --> 02:27:18,980
speedrun funk

2837
02:27:18,980 --> 02:27:20,340
the likes of which

2838
02:27:20,340 --> 02:27:21,280
hasn't been seen

2839
02:27:21,280 --> 02:27:24,080
since a long

2840
02:27:24,080 --> 02:27:24,800
while ago.

2841
02:27:25,840 --> 02:27:26,440
You better

2842
02:27:26,440 --> 02:27:27,260
watch your ass.

2843
02:27:27,260 --> 02:27:53,960
what?

2844
02:27:53,960 --> 02:28:01,440
lovely.

2845
02:28:06,320 --> 02:28:07,400
That's all I had to do

2846
02:28:07,400 --> 02:28:08,000
to get rid of the

2847
02:28:08,000 --> 02:28:08,660
horrible music.

2848
02:28:08,780 --> 02:28:09,760
I keep forgetting that.

2849
02:28:10,820 --> 02:28:11,160
Now look,

2850
02:28:11,220 --> 02:28:12,340
let's take that out

2851
02:28:12,340 --> 02:28:14,000
into our fucking hand.

2852
02:28:14,440 --> 02:28:15,080
Load it up

2853
02:28:15,080 --> 02:28:16,760
and just

2854
02:28:16,760 --> 02:28:18,560
really tactically,

2855
02:28:18,700 --> 02:28:19,340
strategically

2856
02:28:19,340 --> 02:28:20,900
pop off shots

2857
02:28:20,900 --> 02:28:21,540
into cabbage

2858
02:28:21,540 --> 02:28:23,580
from inside the door here.

2859
02:28:23,580 --> 02:28:24,300
like this,

2860
02:28:24,360 --> 02:28:24,500
look.

2861
02:28:28,240 --> 02:28:28,720
Lovely.

2862
02:28:28,860 --> 02:28:29,540
That's exactly

2863
02:28:29,540 --> 02:28:30,280
what I was on about.

2864
02:28:31,560 --> 02:28:31,880
Now.

2865
02:28:34,560 --> 02:28:35,440
Another one bites

2866
02:28:35,440 --> 02:28:35,860
the dust.

2867
02:28:36,840 --> 02:28:37,620
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

2868
02:28:38,720 --> 02:28:39,660
Go back out here.

2869
02:28:44,060 --> 02:28:45,200
Paolo Dicanio,

2870
02:28:45,400 --> 02:28:46,480
thank you very much

2871
02:28:46,480 --> 02:28:46,800
there.

2872
02:28:49,120 --> 02:28:50,140
Very, very kind

2873
02:28:50,140 --> 02:28:50,640
of you, sir.

2874
02:28:52,000 --> 02:28:53,060
Sir Paulus.

2875
02:28:53,060 --> 02:28:57,120
of Dicanius.

2876
02:29:02,120 --> 02:29:03,200
Here, watch this here.

2877
02:29:03,320 --> 02:29:03,780
Oh, God.

2878
02:29:03,820 --> 02:29:04,340
She's mean.

2879
02:29:04,440 --> 02:29:05,640
She is fucking evil,

2880
02:29:05,700 --> 02:29:06,040
this one.

2881
02:29:09,920 --> 02:29:10,760
She's got some

2882
02:29:10,760 --> 02:29:11,760
snarl on her.

2883
02:29:12,620 --> 02:29:13,840
Real snarl puss.

2884
02:29:14,100 --> 02:29:15,020
And there's two of them now.

2885
02:29:20,640 --> 02:29:21,080
Oh.

2886
02:29:21,080 --> 02:29:21,120
Oh.

2887
02:29:22,700 --> 02:29:23,140
Criminal.

2888
02:29:30,080 --> 02:29:31,280
Does he have what it takes?

2889
02:29:32,740 --> 02:29:33,720
They can't come through

2890
02:29:33,720 --> 02:29:34,420
the door, can they?

2891
02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:39,280
Fucking hell.

2892
02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:41,780
That was that.

2893
02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:44,340
He came over

2894
02:29:44,340 --> 02:29:45,280
for the housewarming.

2895
02:29:45,400 --> 02:29:45,660
there.

2896
02:29:45,740 --> 02:29:47,080
He left straight away.

2897
02:29:47,140 --> 02:29:47,140
He left straight away.

2898
02:29:51,180 --> 02:29:52,160
Thank you very much

2899
02:29:52,160 --> 02:29:52,780
for the tip there,

2900
02:29:52,860 --> 02:29:53,580
suffishtics.

2901
02:29:56,740 --> 02:29:58,360
Now, Higgins isn't simple.

2902
02:29:59,140 --> 02:30:00,640
And Captain Sack.

2903
02:30:03,520 --> 02:30:05,080
Very, very kind of you

2904
02:30:05,080 --> 02:30:05,540
as well.

2905
02:30:05,680 --> 02:30:06,440
Fat 32.

2906
02:30:06,660 --> 02:30:12,780
Higgins isn't simple.

2907
02:30:15,040 --> 02:30:16,300
This guy's gonna burst through.

2908
02:30:16,420 --> 02:30:17,260
I'll walk up to him

2909
02:30:17,260 --> 02:30:18,380
and then he'll burst through

2910
02:30:18,380 --> 02:30:20,120
the moment I get to the glass.

2911
02:30:23,720 --> 02:30:24,500
Or not.

2912
02:30:24,620 --> 02:30:25,320
Maybe not.

2913
02:30:25,320 --> 02:30:35,240
Do you self or Thomas

2914
02:30:35,240 --> 02:30:36,680
ever make pizza from scratch?

2915
02:30:36,800 --> 02:30:37,880
Possible sizzle,

2916
02:30:38,200 --> 02:30:39,120
chill and sizzle

2917
02:30:39,120 --> 02:30:39,960
and chill scenario

2918
02:30:39,960 --> 02:30:40,840
asked Captain Sack.

2919
02:30:41,140 --> 02:30:42,320
I would, uh,

2920
02:30:42,640 --> 02:30:43,480
put that forward

2921
02:30:43,480 --> 02:30:44,500
to the uncle, Thomas.

2922
02:30:46,900 --> 02:30:48,040
Thanks for joining us

2923
02:30:48,040 --> 02:30:48,920
on the street tonight.

2924
02:30:49,060 --> 02:30:49,920
Thank you very much

2925
02:30:49,920 --> 02:30:50,680
for the tip there.

2926
02:30:50,940 --> 02:30:51,820
I haven't,

2927
02:30:51,900 --> 02:30:52,280
but I mean,

2928
02:30:52,340 --> 02:30:53,040
I remember hearing

2929
02:30:53,040 --> 02:30:53,560
on the radio

2930
02:30:53,560 --> 02:30:54,300
a couple of weeks ago

2931
02:30:54,300 --> 02:30:56,340
the lad from Dobro's

2932
02:30:56,340 --> 02:30:57,500
in Galway

2933
02:30:57,500 --> 02:31:00,460
was on Brendan O'Connor,

2934
02:31:00,520 --> 02:31:00,860
I think,

2935
02:31:01,000 --> 02:31:02,080
telling folks

2936
02:31:02,080 --> 02:31:02,700
how to make

2937
02:31:02,700 --> 02:31:04,440
a very, very tasty

2938
02:31:04,440 --> 02:31:07,320
but basic pizza recipe.

2939
02:31:08,280 --> 02:31:09,060
Sounded good,

2940
02:31:09,240 --> 02:31:09,880
like good stuff,

2941
02:31:09,980 --> 02:31:13,060
like using a frying pan

2942
02:31:13,060 --> 02:31:13,920
and an oven.

2943
02:31:14,680 --> 02:31:15,080
At home,

2944
02:31:15,120 --> 02:31:15,540
you can make

2945
02:31:15,540 --> 02:31:17,180
a great crispy pizza.

2946
02:31:17,920 --> 02:31:18,780
Could be something

2947
02:31:18,780 --> 02:31:19,800
to think about.

2948
02:31:20,800 --> 02:31:21,640
Probably find it

2949
02:31:21,640 --> 02:31:22,400
if you go Googling

2950
02:31:22,400 --> 02:31:23,860
the recipe RTE.

2951
02:31:23,860 --> 02:31:28,820
Come on there,

2952
02:31:28,880 --> 02:31:29,240
I just,

2953
02:31:29,380 --> 02:31:30,280
our Neil Oliver

2954
02:31:30,280 --> 02:31:31,100
isn't coming through

2955
02:31:31,100 --> 02:31:31,680
the mainframe.

2956
02:31:31,820 --> 02:31:33,000
Handheld gaming devices.

2957
02:31:33,200 --> 02:31:34,260
Where the Stubert is.

2958
02:31:34,440 --> 02:31:35,240
In Montecito.

2959
02:31:35,440 --> 02:31:36,040
Oh, there's Neil.

2960
02:31:36,140 --> 02:31:36,780
Maybe he's not coming

2961
02:31:36,780 --> 02:31:37,840
through on yours there, Tom.

2962
02:31:40,400 --> 02:31:41,140
No, he is.

2963
02:31:42,800 --> 02:31:43,640
No, he isn't.

2964
02:31:43,780 --> 02:31:44,640
It depends.

2965
02:31:44,640 --> 02:31:46,720
Fair enough.

2966
02:31:46,820 --> 02:31:46,940
Just,

2967
02:31:47,080 --> 02:31:48,100
I was a bit worried there

2968
02:31:48,100 --> 02:31:48,680
that, uh,

2969
02:31:48,680 --> 02:31:50,560
I've probably spammed

2970
02:31:50,560 --> 02:31:51,900
that button a hundred times

2971
02:31:51,900 --> 02:31:52,480
since the beginning

2972
02:31:52,480 --> 02:31:53,060
of the stream.

2973
02:31:53,700 --> 02:31:55,180
Very original stuff

2974
02:31:55,180 --> 02:31:55,880
from myself.

2975
02:31:57,340 --> 02:31:58,120
And, uh,

2976
02:31:59,040 --> 02:31:59,700
it will have gone

2977
02:31:59,700 --> 02:32:00,760
fall on deaf ears,

2978
02:32:00,860 --> 02:32:01,240
but anyway.

2979
02:32:01,560 --> 02:32:01,720
I wonder,

2980
02:32:01,840 --> 02:32:02,920
should we take this guy

2981
02:32:02,920 --> 02:32:03,980
down to Chinatown

2982
02:32:03,980 --> 02:32:04,560
from here?

2983
02:32:07,060 --> 02:32:08,280
Nah, it's not gonna work.

2984
02:32:08,680 --> 02:32:09,960
You'd need to open that up.

2985
02:32:10,900 --> 02:32:11,320
Pat Kenny,

2986
02:32:11,420 --> 02:32:12,480
thanks very much for the tip.

2987
02:32:12,560 --> 02:32:13,120
Would you do an,

2988
02:32:13,120 --> 02:32:14,140
an Elden Ring

2989
02:32:14,140 --> 02:32:15,620
stream?

2990
02:32:15,880 --> 02:32:16,760
I've the game

2991
02:32:16,760 --> 02:32:17,700
got, like,

2992
02:32:17,920 --> 02:32:18,320
maybe,

2993
02:32:18,480 --> 02:32:18,820
but I mean,

2994
02:32:18,920 --> 02:32:20,480
Fallout is the open world

2995
02:32:20,480 --> 02:32:22,100
RPG that I started

2996
02:32:22,100 --> 02:32:22,580
the last day.

2997
02:32:22,600 --> 02:32:23,460
I don't wanna get into

2998
02:32:23,460 --> 02:32:24,040
Elden Ring

2999
02:32:24,040 --> 02:32:25,000
and, uh,

3000
02:32:26,420 --> 02:32:27,240
put that other one

3001
02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:27,660
on the fuckin'

3002
02:32:27,780 --> 02:32:28,300
back burner,

3003
02:32:28,440 --> 02:32:28,640
you know?

3004
02:32:29,620 --> 02:32:30,800
Kevin back burner

3005
02:32:30,800 --> 02:32:31,380
first.

3006
02:32:31,720 --> 02:32:32,760
I think I've, uh,

3007
02:32:33,120 --> 02:32:34,060
completely and utterly

3008
02:32:34,060 --> 02:32:35,360
failed in my original

3009
02:32:35,360 --> 02:32:36,260
mission tonight,

3010
02:32:36,340 --> 02:32:36,920
which was to

3011
02:32:36,920 --> 02:32:38,840
just plow

3012
02:32:38,840 --> 02:32:39,740
through the game

3013
02:32:39,740 --> 02:32:40,240
like a fuckin'

3014
02:32:40,300 --> 02:32:41,260
little snow plow.

3015
02:32:42,680 --> 02:32:43,620
It's not happening.

3016
02:32:44,060 --> 02:32:45,140
I'm becoming stuck.

3017
02:32:45,140 --> 02:32:47,920
No voice match found.

3018
02:32:52,160 --> 02:32:53,260
I'm going back down

3019
02:32:53,260 --> 02:32:54,040
the hallways here

3020
02:32:54,040 --> 02:32:55,100
looking for answers,

3021
02:32:55,260 --> 02:32:56,300
looking for clues.

3022
02:33:08,460 --> 02:33:09,180
That's nice.

3023
02:33:16,540 --> 02:33:17,700
Apologies for anyone

3024
02:33:17,700 --> 02:33:19,380
who's getting...

3025
02:33:19,380 --> 02:33:21,200
Do you know what?

3026
02:33:21,200 --> 02:33:21,800
The knife,

3027
02:33:22,000 --> 02:33:23,080
it's the hardest,

3028
02:33:23,080 --> 02:33:24,560
weapon to use

3029
02:33:24,560 --> 02:33:25,940
because it just feels

3030
02:33:25,940 --> 02:33:27,260
too real

3031
02:33:27,260 --> 02:33:28,100
when you're using it,

3032
02:33:28,140 --> 02:33:28,300
you know,

3033
02:33:28,360 --> 02:33:28,940
the slashing.

3034
02:33:29,360 --> 02:33:30,480
And that's a lovely hat.

3035
02:33:31,100 --> 02:33:31,400
And, you know,

3036
02:33:31,440 --> 02:33:32,280
it's something like that

3037
02:33:32,280 --> 02:33:32,900
now that would

3038
02:33:32,900 --> 02:33:34,420
really lift the spirits

3039
02:33:34,420 --> 02:33:35,240
if they allowed you

3040
02:33:35,240 --> 02:33:36,000
to put that hat

3041
02:33:36,000 --> 02:33:36,660
on your head.

3042
02:33:37,520 --> 02:33:37,840
You know?

3043
02:33:39,420 --> 02:33:40,520
Oh, Christ.

3044
02:33:42,740 --> 02:33:43,440
Just, uh,

3045
02:33:43,440 --> 02:33:44,380
get that loaded up

3046
02:33:44,380 --> 02:33:45,320
and go back in there

3047
02:33:45,320 --> 02:33:45,660
again.

3048
02:33:45,660 --> 02:33:45,780
Okay.

3049
02:33:45,780 --> 02:33:54,640
A fedora for him.

3050
02:33:54,640 --> 02:33:54,660
A fedora for him.

3051
02:33:54,660 --> 02:33:55,560
It could be like a

3052
02:33:55,560 --> 02:33:56,340
m'lady.

3053
02:33:58,340 --> 02:33:58,780
Twisted.

3054
02:33:58,940 --> 02:33:59,760
Thank you very much there.

3055
02:33:59,820 --> 02:34:00,480
O'Brien's,

3056
02:34:00,480 --> 02:34:00,840
wine's,

3057
02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:01,080
wrath,

3058
02:34:01,380 --> 02:34:01,820
mine's,

3059
02:34:01,820 --> 02:34:02,240
clim crew,

3060
02:34:02,360 --> 02:34:02,800
represent,

3061
02:34:02,920 --> 02:34:03,280
represent.

3062
02:34:03,700 --> 02:34:04,640
Keep on keeping on.

3063
02:34:04,720 --> 02:34:05,820
Thanks very much there.

3064
02:34:06,460 --> 02:34:07,640
The Berlinian dreamer

3065
02:34:07,640 --> 02:34:08,160
himself.

3066
02:34:09,720 --> 02:34:10,800
Clim crew's after you.

3067
02:34:14,700 --> 02:34:15,740
Let's just do this.

3068
02:34:15,820 --> 02:34:16,340
Clim crew.

3069
02:34:17,820 --> 02:34:18,520
Fuck you.

3070
02:34:24,360 --> 02:34:25,620
Oh, riddles work.

3071
02:34:27,600 --> 02:34:28,200
P riddle.

3072
02:34:28,360 --> 02:34:28,880
P riddy.

3073
02:34:29,140 --> 02:34:29,720
Fuckin' hell.

3074
02:34:38,100 --> 02:34:38,660
M'zam,

3075
02:34:38,860 --> 02:34:39,620
m'zambie.

3076
02:34:43,620 --> 02:34:47,160
Just glad that none of their heads

3077
02:34:47,160 --> 02:34:47,580
are fuckin'

3078
02:34:47,580 --> 02:34:48,620
transformin' into

3079
02:34:48,620 --> 02:34:50,200
ultra beasts then,

3080
02:34:50,260 --> 02:34:50,520
you know?

3081
02:34:51,440 --> 02:34:52,140
Thick of that.

3082
02:34:54,080 --> 02:34:54,340
And you,

3083
02:34:54,480 --> 02:34:55,200
and that's not,

3084
02:34:55,300 --> 02:34:56,120
that's not a herb,

3085
02:34:56,280 --> 02:34:57,280
but it made a plant

3086
02:34:57,280 --> 02:34:58,440
that looks exactly like

3087
02:34:58,440 --> 02:34:59,020
a green herb

3088
02:34:59,020 --> 02:35:00,040
just to fuckin'

3089
02:35:00,140 --> 02:35:00,820
piss you off.

3090
02:35:04,260 --> 02:35:05,080
Scumbags, Tom.

3091
02:35:08,460 --> 02:35:09,500
absolute baggage

3092
02:35:09,500 --> 02:35:10,460
of the scum kind.

3093
02:35:11,500 --> 02:35:12,200
Few nice little

3094
02:35:12,200 --> 02:35:13,180
pamphlets there as well,

3095
02:35:13,220 --> 02:35:14,100
I might read them for you.

3096
02:35:14,700 --> 02:35:14,920
Now,

3097
02:35:15,320 --> 02:35:17,260
Spencer Memorial Hospital,

3098
02:35:17,420 --> 02:35:18,020
this is where they,

3099
02:35:18,120 --> 02:35:19,040
this is where you go to die.

3100
02:35:20,520 --> 02:35:20,760
Um,

3101
02:35:20,980 --> 02:35:23,920
the heart of raccoon,

3102
02:35:24,100 --> 02:35:24,620
as it is,

3103
02:35:25,440 --> 02:35:25,740
uh,

3104
02:35:26,060 --> 02:35:27,160
healthcare forefront,

3105
02:35:27,420 --> 02:35:28,420
the forefront of science,

3106
02:35:28,520 --> 02:35:29,440
the memorial hospital.

3107
02:35:30,740 --> 02:35:32,200
Spencer Memorial Hospital

3108
02:35:32,200 --> 02:35:33,740
was meticulously designed

3109
02:35:33,740 --> 02:35:35,260
now by the Spencer Foundation,

3110
02:35:35,420 --> 02:35:36,060
thanks very much,

3111
02:35:36,140 --> 02:35:36,800
raccoon shitting,

3112
02:35:36,940 --> 02:35:37,400
for the tip,

3113
02:35:38,060 --> 02:35:39,460
to serve as the backbone

3114
02:35:39,460 --> 02:35:40,480
of medical care

3115
02:35:40,480 --> 02:35:41,160
throughout the region.

3116
02:35:41,880 --> 02:35:42,640
In addition to our

3117
02:35:42,640 --> 02:35:43,340
state-of-the-art

3118
02:35:43,340 --> 02:35:44,220
outpatient wing

3119
02:35:44,220 --> 02:35:44,780
and spacious

3120
02:35:44,780 --> 02:35:45,880
inpatient wing,

3121
02:35:46,320 --> 02:35:47,180
we boast one of the

3122
02:35:47,180 --> 02:35:47,860
country's largest

3123
02:35:47,860 --> 02:35:48,700
research wings.

3124
02:35:50,360 --> 02:35:50,540
Uh,

3125
02:35:50,620 --> 02:35:51,600
where we conduct

3126
02:35:51,600 --> 02:35:52,540
clinical trials

3127
02:35:52,540 --> 02:35:53,260
for new drugs

3128
02:35:53,260 --> 02:35:54,020
that will change

3129
02:35:54,020 --> 02:35:54,860
the face of medicine

3130
02:35:54,860 --> 02:35:55,980
across the United States,

3131
02:35:56,040 --> 02:35:56,660
across the world.

3132
02:35:57,820 --> 02:35:58,220
That's that.

3133
02:35:59,160 --> 02:35:59,820
Haughty, Bob.

3134
02:36:00,260 --> 02:36:01,200
Thank you very much,

3135
02:36:01,240 --> 02:36:01,580
you said the,

3136
02:36:01,580 --> 02:36:03,220
the false herb is after you.

3137
02:36:04,100 --> 02:36:15,400
Who do these people

3138
02:36:15,400 --> 02:36:16,260
think they are?

3139
02:36:16,460 --> 02:36:17,180
Thanks very much

3140
02:36:17,180 --> 02:36:18,260
for the tip there.

3141
02:36:18,480 --> 02:36:19,600
I'm teasing us

3142
02:36:19,600 --> 02:36:20,420
with these locks here.

3143
02:36:20,480 --> 02:36:21,740
We just need to find a tape

3144
02:36:21,740 --> 02:36:22,760
for our cassette player.

3145
02:36:25,760 --> 02:36:26,880
Quality service

3146
02:36:26,880 --> 02:36:27,920
and satisfaction.

3147
02:36:28,620 --> 02:36:29,540
Fulfilling life

3148
02:36:29,540 --> 02:36:30,960
comes from good health.

3149
02:36:31,720 --> 02:36:32,360
Health day,

3150
02:36:32,500 --> 02:36:33,700
November the 24th.

3151
02:36:33,780 --> 02:36:34,480
Remember that.

3152
02:36:34,560 --> 02:36:35,480
Will you put that date

3153
02:36:35,480 --> 02:36:36,140
in your diary?

3154
02:36:37,240 --> 02:36:38,260
And God himself.

3155
02:36:38,540 --> 02:36:39,520
Thank you very much there.

3156
02:36:39,560 --> 02:36:40,640
I hope you're getting on well.

3157
02:36:41,160 --> 02:36:43,580
The classic agnostic guy.

3158
02:36:47,340 --> 02:36:48,300
But, um,

3159
02:36:48,980 --> 02:36:49,720
yeah.

3160
02:36:52,660 --> 02:36:54,020
Poor Jill there.

3161
02:36:54,020 --> 02:36:56,360
We don't have the antidote for you,

3162
02:36:56,440 --> 02:36:57,060
I'm afraid.

3163
02:36:57,980 --> 02:36:59,240
Got a cassette player, though.

3164
02:36:59,780 --> 02:37:00,600
No tape.

3165
02:37:01,620 --> 02:37:02,720
Hang in there, Jill.

3166
02:37:03,460 --> 02:37:04,700
We love you.

3167
02:37:04,700 --> 02:37:04,760
We love you.

3168
02:37:06,560 --> 02:37:07,620
Just have a little look

3169
02:37:07,620 --> 02:37:08,640
back here at the box.

3170
02:37:10,460 --> 02:37:12,040
Stick a couple of goodies in there.

3171
02:37:14,880 --> 02:37:15,920
Maybe even the first,

3172
02:37:16,040 --> 02:37:17,040
I'll be okay with that.

3173
02:37:17,200 --> 02:37:18,240
So we already had a fucking

3174
02:37:18,240 --> 02:37:19,700
red herb and green herb mixture.

3175
02:37:23,700 --> 02:37:25,260
You sit tight there, Jill.

3176
02:37:26,480 --> 02:37:27,480
Bit of lucasid.

3177
02:37:28,880 --> 02:37:29,940
Everything will be okay.

3178
02:37:29,940 --> 02:37:29,940
Everything will be okay.

3179
02:37:29,940 --> 02:37:29,940
Everything will be okay.

3180
02:37:41,120 --> 02:37:43,260
What do you think of the herbs there, Gary?

3181
02:37:46,060 --> 02:37:49,300
Oh, such a demonic herbal presence

3182
02:37:49,300 --> 02:37:50,060
and remedy.

3183
02:37:51,320 --> 02:37:52,460
Don't know, really,

3184
02:37:52,580 --> 02:37:53,520
what to make of them.

3185
02:37:55,700 --> 02:37:57,300
Yeah, there's a lot of talk,

3186
02:37:57,480 --> 02:37:57,780
you know,

3187
02:37:57,840 --> 02:37:58,640
and a lot of countries

3188
02:37:58,640 --> 02:38:00,400
are moving in some direction on it,

3189
02:38:00,440 --> 02:38:01,620
and a lot of countries aren't,

3190
02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:02,500
are moving backwards.

3191
02:38:02,660 --> 02:38:03,680
What do you say about that?

3192
02:38:05,620 --> 02:38:06,020
Personally,

3193
02:38:06,380 --> 02:38:07,860
at this moment in time,

3194
02:38:08,320 --> 02:38:09,300
I'd have to say,

3195
02:38:10,300 --> 02:38:11,740
legalize

3196
02:38:11,740 --> 02:38:15,680
vote labor.

3197
02:38:19,280 --> 02:38:20,120
Great stuff there,

3198
02:38:20,180 --> 02:38:21,180
it's great to have those little

3199
02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:23,540
nodules

3200
02:38:23,540 --> 02:38:24,960
of thought

3201
02:38:24,960 --> 02:38:26,360
from the man there himself.

3202
02:38:27,360 --> 02:38:28,020
It is.

3203
02:38:28,460 --> 02:38:29,140
Fair play to him

3204
02:38:29,140 --> 02:38:30,320
for getting involved as well.

3205
02:38:30,380 --> 02:38:31,280
You're always a busy man,

3206
02:38:31,380 --> 02:38:31,940
busy calendar.

3207
02:38:35,380 --> 02:38:35,780
Now,

3208
02:38:35,780 --> 02:38:38,900
they're arson around here.

3209
02:38:40,820 --> 02:38:41,620
Really are

3210
02:38:41,620 --> 02:38:43,640
in need of some

3211
02:38:43,640 --> 02:38:44,940
dire information.

3212
02:38:47,680 --> 02:38:48,300
I mean,

3213
02:38:48,360 --> 02:38:48,780
I'm, I'm,

3214
02:38:49,180 --> 02:38:50,520
at my wit's end here

3215
02:38:50,520 --> 02:38:51,540
is what to do with this guy.

3216
02:38:52,840 --> 02:38:54,620
I'm literally slashing glass

3217
02:38:54,620 --> 02:38:55,500
at the moment, lads.

3218
02:38:55,500 --> 02:39:11,600
Search for a vaccine.

3219
02:39:11,780 --> 02:39:13,060
Search for an audio cassette.

3220
02:39:13,260 --> 02:39:14,420
I'm looking for a cassette.

3221
02:39:14,580 --> 02:39:15,260
Haven't found one.

3222
02:39:15,340 --> 02:39:16,560
Simple lock back there.

3223
02:39:16,760 --> 02:39:17,500
Do you need a key

3224
02:39:17,500 --> 02:39:18,620
or a lock pick for it?

3225
02:39:20,060 --> 02:39:20,880
You think Jill,

3226
02:39:21,080 --> 02:39:22,560
you just get Jill's lock pick

3227
02:39:22,560 --> 02:39:22,920
off her,

3228
02:39:23,060 --> 02:39:23,980
that she has.

3229
02:39:24,620 --> 02:39:25,340
Aaron saying you need

3230
02:39:25,340 --> 02:39:26,180
to head upstairs,

3231
02:39:26,300 --> 02:39:27,200
but is there a staircase

3232
02:39:27,200 --> 02:39:28,140
nearby, Aaron?

3233
02:39:30,020 --> 02:39:31,280
Oh, for fuck's sake.

3234
02:39:31,300 --> 02:39:32,080
How'd I miss this?

3235
02:39:32,580 --> 02:39:33,020
Christ.

3236
02:39:33,680 --> 02:39:34,280
Back on,

3237
02:39:34,340 --> 02:39:35,060
the pace is back.

3238
02:39:38,040 --> 02:39:38,860
That was a body

3239
02:39:38,860 --> 02:39:39,820
that fell from the sky.

3240
02:39:39,820 --> 02:40:04,980
Come on, man.

3241
02:40:04,980 --> 02:40:06,120
Open the fucking door.

3242
02:40:06,120 --> 02:40:22,740
Let's stop

3243
02:40:22,740 --> 02:40:40,620
Memo, Tom

3244
02:40:40,620 --> 02:40:45,040
Memo's for administration

3245
02:40:45,040 --> 02:40:50,140
ID cards are not to be taken off hospital grounds under any circumstances

3246
02:40:50,140 --> 02:40:57,380
as per our security measures. All employees must store their ID cards in their own personal lockers before returning home for the day. Thank you.

3247
02:40:58,220 --> 02:41:00,000
Admin, September 20th.

3248
02:41:01,320 --> 02:41:03,220
Still more there, man. You need to keep reading.

3249
02:41:04,340 --> 02:41:12,380
Apologies. The key to the locker room has gone missing. The last person to have it may have dropped it off somewhere in the courtyard till it's recovered.

3250
02:41:13,240 --> 02:41:17,440
We'll have to keep a spare key here in the office. Please stop by the admin at the end of your shift to borrow it.

3251
02:41:18,640 --> 02:41:19,280
Over and out.

3252
02:41:19,280 --> 02:41:21,520
Digital hands.

3253
02:41:22,660 --> 02:41:23,460
Lovely stuff there.

3254
02:41:23,460 --> 02:41:23,520
Game boy.

3255
02:41:25,960 --> 02:41:30,240
I was in tact stance as well, ready to fucking level accusations of Parabellum.

3256
02:41:30,340 --> 02:41:34,260
I'm just going to read this one. The nurse's journal. It's a four pager, Tom.

3257
02:41:35,640 --> 02:41:50,060
Tune me. Something nice this time. Something a bit upbeat. I don't want ethereal. I want maybe something rambunctious. Maybe a bit of pop. Pop goes the weasel.

3258
02:42:01,100 --> 02:42:28,420
Bear with me here Tom. Still trying to find something suitable for you. Just looking here. No problem. I mean it should be. Once you find something it should be all worth it in the end. That's a bit too much that. A bit of heavy bass there. Maybe that'll work.

3259
02:42:28,420 --> 02:42:46,420
All right. Tonight. Keith Shalmer. Thanks for the tip. We're tired. I swear to God we're tired. But there's nothing else to be done.

3260
02:42:46,420 --> 02:42:58,420
The chaos is completely beyond control. Victims are pouring and now dying. Spreading the infection faster than we can raise them.

3261
02:42:58,420 --> 02:43:17,240
Though we're heaven I'm trying. I ain't lying. I'm not crying. Those of us who aren't infected have barricaded us ourselves inside here.

3262
02:43:17,240 --> 02:43:34,300
that is repeat that again then. We'll take it again. And a one, a one, and a two, and a one, and a two.

3263
02:43:34,300 --> 02:43:56,140
All of us who went infected have barricaded ourselves in here. We can hear the cries for help outside. They're screaming, they're screaming, they're screaming. But none of us will go out there because it would be the end of us.

3264
02:43:57,580 --> 02:44:11,820
I can't believe we've abandoned our patients. It's the worst inimaginable for a nurse. I can't stop shaking. I want to live. I want to live.

3265
02:44:20,860 --> 02:44:42,600
Scabby de be de cha-pa-cha-pa-po-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-poo. We heard a helicopter flying overhead, and immediately started crying and hugging each other, thinking rescue team was on the way.

3266
02:44:42,600 --> 02:44:57,340
But then the sound grew distant, and we're all left with, now is the morning of the dead, and the silent screams in our hearts were all about to lose out the fucking minds.

3267
02:44:58,260 --> 02:45:09,140
Scabby de chee-pa-cha-cheeky boys, scabby de chee-chi-pa-cha-cheeky boys, cheeky boys, make it noise.

3268
02:45:09,140 --> 02:45:19,520
Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday night. Are you feeling all right, outside or inside, wherever you might be tonight?

3269
02:45:21,440 --> 02:45:35,380
Dr. Young, Ariana, Miranda, Dakota. I'm so sorry I failed you. Something's coming, help me.

3270
02:45:37,380 --> 02:45:42,500
Now, stick that up your pipe and smoke it.

3271
02:45:46,980 --> 02:45:50,120
Stick that up your pipe and smoke it.

3272
02:45:54,340 --> 02:45:57,400
Stick it up your pipe and smoke it.

3273
02:46:00,560 --> 02:46:17,800
Big shout out to Big Red, thanks for the tip. Very kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there. Kind of you there.

3274
02:46:17,860 --> 02:46:22,080
Lovely duet there, Tom. I hope you don't mind. I started fucking getting in on that act.

3275
02:46:22,640 --> 02:46:26,700
Not at all. Look, I mean, as long as you're not trying to sing the lyrics or anything like that.

3276
02:46:27,760 --> 02:46:34,460
The skibbity-bebops, I think they helped it a little bit actually along the way. I'm not going to lie. I think it was a nice performance there.

3277
02:46:35,540 --> 02:46:46,580
But maybe you could lay off near the end and just let me go out in style, you know, because you were taking the piss a little bit too much in the end there.

3278
02:46:48,580 --> 02:46:55,000
There's not much I can do about that. It really just is the way it is. Shout out to Shawnee Heffernan there from Laura McNamara. Thanks very much for the tip.

3279
02:46:55,880 --> 02:46:58,500
Shout out to Shawnee Heffernan. Shawnee, I hope you're doing well.

3280
02:46:58,820 --> 02:47:07,220
Got our marriage papers sorted today. That's great. That's fantastic. That means you're locked in tight.

3281
02:47:07,900 --> 02:47:23,140
And hopefully that's great for ye. And Scrum Diddley Dumplings, thanks very much for the tip there. Tommy strikes me as the man who likes Western films. We'll be interested to hear about his favourite and why it's the magnificent Seven Thomas.

3282
02:47:25,960 --> 02:47:36,940
Do you know what? I actually haven't seen it. Would you believe that? I've heard the theme tune from it. I've seen Fish Full of Dollars. That's one of my favourites now.

3283
02:47:38,200 --> 02:47:57,020
And I like the old John Waynes as well, like, you know. But I haven't seen the magnificent Seven, but it's been, it's apparently it's been copied time and time again by lots of other people. It's so good. Like, it's been re-transposed from nowadays. Nowadays is generation.

3284
02:47:59,020 --> 02:48:15,400
Thanks very much for the tip, Scrum Diddley. Playing a bit of Alan Wake's has been Big Red. It's a very spooky situation, for it'd be right up your strassa. On a side note, Tommy has the voice of an angel. Well... Unbelievable. Thank you very much.

3285
02:48:17,600 --> 02:48:18,800
Lovely, lovely stuff.

3286
02:48:19,920 --> 02:48:23,480
It's, it's, I mean, it's great we're moving along, but where's the pace?

3287
02:48:25,980 --> 02:48:40,380
There's been a dart of pace there the last few fucking moments. Five or ten. I'm going around hitting these, uh, little lockboxes and I've got nothing in the way of lockpickery. To be able to fucking... wangle them open.

3288
02:48:49,260 --> 02:48:50,940
Hale and pacer after you.

3289
02:48:53,980 --> 02:48:57,660
Let's have a little look here at the mapping here. Search for an audio cassette.

3290
02:48:59,020 --> 02:49:00,460
Tango Nemo 12.

3291
02:49:16,140 --> 02:49:22,440
So that's there, out there. We don't want that. Back there, simple lock, simple mines. Nurses station back there.

3292
02:49:22,440 --> 02:49:24,760
Let's turn around and go down to the nurses station.

3293
02:49:26,120 --> 02:49:32,760
Which I think is where we just might have been, actually. I mean, where did we... that diary entry was inside here. It was a different one now.

3294
02:49:33,480 --> 02:49:40,280
And we've got a bit of fucking argy-bargy going on inside one of these rooms here. It could get a little bit... disgusting.

3295
02:49:44,920 --> 02:49:47,960
And, uh, Laura there asked, Tommy, would you do a bit of wedding singing?

3296
02:49:47,960 --> 02:50:06,680
Just about... if I was asked, I've never been asked, like, but I mean, look... if it's... I'm not going to say... I'm not going to... say no, you know? People seem to be enjoying that kind of sing-song shenanigan. This guy helped... the janitor, look.

3297
02:50:06,680 --> 02:50:19,080
Oh, fuck no. This is terrible.

3298
02:50:21,560 --> 02:50:23,880
Uh, equip. Can we not just equip that? No.

3299
02:50:36,520 --> 02:50:37,800
Wow. That was nice.

3300
02:50:41,080 --> 02:50:44,600
That was lovely. And we can really take control of this asshole back there.

3301
02:50:45,560 --> 02:50:48,760
But, uh, yeah. Laura is asking you there again, Thomas, for...

3302
02:50:49,720 --> 02:50:52,200
to do it. And it would make the wedding. So, I mean...

3303
02:50:53,560 --> 02:50:56,040
You'd be an awful bollocks to say no to that, wouldn't you?

3304
02:50:58,280 --> 02:51:05,160
I would be of Alex, yeah. But, I mean, look, that's nice for ye, but, I mean, your guests might not appreciate that at all.

3305
02:51:06,600 --> 02:51:10,680
Jamie Leach, thank you very much for the tip there. Very, very kind, yeah.

3306
02:51:14,840 --> 02:51:18,040
Yeah, look, I mean... I think he should.

3307
02:51:19,880 --> 02:51:26,280
That's my two cents on it. He's a bit bashful now. I think he's a big man behind the screen.

3308
02:51:27,080 --> 02:51:30,760
But put him on a stage. Jesus Christ.

3309
02:51:33,560 --> 02:51:34,280
Fucking hell.

3310
02:51:36,600 --> 02:51:42,520
Put him on the stage? He might... he might become a shrinking violet. Is that what they're known as? Or a shrieking violet.

3311
02:51:45,000 --> 02:51:49,080
I think that... that lad's dead. Or that lady. Not sure.

3312
02:51:52,440 --> 02:51:55,240
But God bless them. And fair play to them.

3313
02:51:55,240 --> 02:51:57,640
Gotta keep your eyes open. They did what they could.

3314
02:51:59,080 --> 02:52:01,320
Tape these broken wings. Thank you very much.

3315
02:52:03,000 --> 02:52:10,760
I never knew that tape. That was the lyric. Tape these broken wings. Or is that you making a pun on the fact that we're looking for a tape right here?

3316
02:52:11,400 --> 02:52:21,720
I thought it was... Take these broken wings. And learn to fly again.

3317
02:52:24,040 --> 02:52:33,800
Learn to live so free. It is tape, is it? Is it? Fuck. Accela tape. Gaffa tape, is it?

3318
02:52:36,200 --> 02:52:38,760
Electrical tape. Anything that they had lying around.

3319
02:52:39,720 --> 02:52:52,520
And whose was the wings? Was he singing to an actual bird of a bird? Or is he singing to those Greek mythological lads that had wings and they flew too close to the fucking sun?

3320
02:52:55,480 --> 02:53:04,760
Stanley Ipicus. Ip- Epicurious and Ip- Ip- Chris. Or uh... what's his name? Fuckin' Pegasus, no?

3321
02:53:06,760 --> 02:53:10,040
Icarus. Now, Thomas, tape recording!

3322
02:53:12,440 --> 02:53:20,200
Note about a tape recording. I think I know what happened to the missing tape of Dr. B. Peterson.

3323
02:53:20,840 --> 02:53:29,240
His research assistant took it. One of my patients saw Abbott remove something from a locker in the

3324
02:53:29,240 --> 02:53:36,040
nurse's station and walk towards the treatment room. I'll try to sneak in and look during the night

3325
02:53:36,040 --> 02:53:43,560
shift, you old dirty dog. You just try to stay cool and keep doing your job. I don't care how important

3326
02:53:43,560 --> 02:53:50,200
Dr. B. Peterson is to the medical community. You don't- you don't tend to think of how important

3327
02:53:50,200 --> 02:53:57,080
Dr. B. is to the medical community. That kind of harassment is not okay. I promise I won't let

3328
02:53:57,080 --> 02:54:06,040
them destroy the evidence. He's a pig! And an asshole! And he'll get his day in court. Stay brave, stay strong. A friend.

3329
02:54:14,520 --> 02:54:21,560
Right. Right. So we've been given a few little clue-ins there and we've uh... still no tape on us.

3330
02:54:22,920 --> 02:54:27,000
Which is concerning and you'd think there might be a a lock or a fuckin'

3331
02:54:28,440 --> 02:54:34,360
a combination being dished out at some stage. Not via the chat. Obviously I want to find it through

3332
02:54:34,360 --> 02:54:41,320
reasonable means. Legitimate means. Uh, we need to go into the linen room and then the treatment room.

3333
02:54:41,320 --> 02:54:47,880
Ladies and gentlemen, that's the linen room and then the treatment room. And then and only then

3334
02:54:47,880 --> 02:54:53,480
will we be able to uh... That's not the right way at all, but that's a nice way because we get to grab

3335
02:54:53,480 --> 02:54:59,240
onto one of our little tactical grips here. Literally grab onto it and that's with the assault rifle.

3336
02:54:59,240 --> 02:55:07,560
That's going to dampen the recoil and give us a lot more power. Uh, the rate of fire will probably increase

3337
02:55:07,560 --> 02:55:12,520
as well, even though that's not technically possible, but you know, the amount of bullets hitting the target.

3338
02:55:13,080 --> 02:55:20,840
That's gonna happen. That's gonna happen. We combine that. No problem whatsoever. Lovely stuff.

3339
02:55:25,560 --> 02:55:31,480
And getting around there. You think you just jump over that. Oh, right. The way of doing that. Okay,

3340
02:55:31,480 --> 02:55:37,320
that's great. We've got the key. That's for the locker room. That's nice.

3341
02:55:39,800 --> 02:55:46,440
An additional piece for ourselves. Maybe a herb over here. That's going to really come in handy and

3342
02:55:46,440 --> 02:55:54,840
keep the wolves at bay. Also increase our peace of mind. More assault rifle ammunition. We're getting tooled up here

3343
02:55:54,840 --> 02:56:15,080
for a big job. That's allowed us to come back through here. A locker room. Now, where was that? Let's have a look.

3344
02:56:16,920 --> 02:56:30,200
It's not on this level anyway. We go upstairs. There's only two floors. We're on the bottom one here.

3345
02:56:31,880 --> 02:56:39,560
What's that there? Simple lock. Upstairs, down the corridor from the big, from the BGI room you were in.

3346
02:56:39,560 --> 02:57:01,800
The BGI. Is that a hospital term? Is it? Or maybe that was just big. Oh god. Lovely. And again. And the follow-up. And that's the deal, sealer.

3347
02:57:01,800 --> 02:57:29,800
Great stuff. Beautiful slashery there. Top drawer usage of the knife. Your rhetoric will smother you. And Holly Winter. A resident evil connoisseur. How are you getting on, Holly? Thanks very much for the...

3348
02:57:29,800 --> 02:57:49,080
Thanks very much for the tip there. Can I suggest a name for Tom's concept album. It's called A Scrumptious Collective of Pudding. Unbelievable. I didn't think I was going to take this direction in my life, but it seems like it was written in the stars right now.

3349
02:57:50,920 --> 02:58:08,920
Thank you very much Holly Winter there. And, uh... Look, we want to deliver some red hot resident evil piece here. For the real resi heads that are out there. And, uh...

3350
02:58:12,920 --> 02:58:18,760
And to that end, we have reached a lovely save room. Let's stick some of the stuff into the box here.

3351
02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:22,720
That's great.

3352
02:58:25,080 --> 02:58:26,380
Maybe the first aid spray.

3353
02:58:29,560 --> 02:58:31,120
Maybe we can reload that pistol.

3354
02:58:32,460 --> 02:58:35,920
Will you finish it tonight, asked Bryant Eagle. I don't even know how long the game is.

3355
02:58:37,140 --> 02:58:42,100
But, um... I wasn't thinking I was going to go longer than last night because, uh... it just...

3356
02:58:43,140 --> 02:58:45,220
Fucks you up physically doing that, so, uh...

3357
02:58:47,620 --> 02:58:49,940
Let me just turn down the radiator there. It's getting hot.

3358
02:58:50,500 --> 02:58:51,220
But, um...

3359
02:58:53,300 --> 02:58:57,300
The arm... The arm could be twisted. Let's just say that. If I was...

3360
02:58:57,860 --> 02:58:59,940
Close to the end, I might do it, but I mean...

3361
02:59:00,740 --> 02:59:03,540
I do need to think of my own health and sanity as well.

3362
02:59:08,420 --> 02:59:10,980
Nurses' journey. I'm just going to read this one, Tom. Is that alright?

3363
02:59:12,740 --> 02:59:13,380
Work away.

3364
02:59:15,380 --> 02:59:18,420
Uh... Admitted over 20 mystery illness patients.

3365
02:59:18,980 --> 02:59:24,580
Patients in the isolation wing exhibiting severe limb necrosis.

3366
02:59:24,580 --> 02:59:31,380
Now, fever. Muttering delirium. Signs of hyperphagia. Possible infection?

3367
02:59:32,020 --> 02:59:36,900
Tried every antiseptic. Still no blood work back from the research wing. Ask again.

3368
02:59:37,860 --> 02:59:42,260
Dr. Young was bitten while treating one of the patients. We've disinfected the wound,

3369
02:59:42,260 --> 02:59:45,620
but his fever won't go down. Nothing works.

3370
02:59:47,220 --> 02:59:52,980
Meanwhile, the outpatient wing is complete anarchy. The patients are delirious and growing more violent

3371
02:59:52,980 --> 03:00:01,380
by the minute. We've called in our off-duty staff. It's a fucking nightmare. It's all hands on deck now.

3372
03:00:03,460 --> 03:00:07,620
We have got to contain this chaos. Thank you very much, Porik.

3373
03:00:08,900 --> 03:00:15,460
Very, very kind of you. And you who says, "Kiva is low-key goated on the sauce."

3374
03:00:16,180 --> 03:00:23,620
So not low-key goated in sauce, but low-key goated on the sauce. The greatest of all time on the pith.

3375
03:00:25,380 --> 03:00:34,580
Big shout out to Kyiv there. We saved there. That's great. No remorse. Let's go straight to the MF in source. I'm just gonna save that again.

3376
03:00:43,540 --> 03:00:50,260
Down here onto the roof. No, let's go down here. It's an unknown territory. That's because it's blocked off. That's because it's blocked off.

3377
03:00:50,260 --> 03:00:54,820
Staff room over here. Simple lock. Did we get a key? We did. Hopefully there's something there for it.

3378
03:00:54,820 --> 03:00:57,940
If it's a simple lock, does that mean it has to be fucking picked?

3379
03:01:03,140 --> 03:01:16,340
Or can you use a key? No? No. Oh yeah, uh, Arnflood told me to go to the big room that I was in. It was probably the nurse's station. Back at it.

3380
03:01:17,940 --> 03:01:26,260
Really must apologize to any absolute resi heads who know exactly what to do in this game. It must be very, very frustrating to watch me

3381
03:01:26,900 --> 03:01:32,340
receive information, say it out loud, and then completely go the arse way about...

3382
03:01:33,460 --> 03:01:36,500
about the game itself. Time and time again.

3383
03:01:38,340 --> 03:01:46,500
Until I'm stuck in some sort of fucking mind maze. I can't finish the fucking game at all. But look, simple lock there.

3384
03:01:46,500 --> 03:01:52,100
That's the safe. We don't have a key for that. We need a code for it. We need a card key for this.

3385
03:01:54,580 --> 03:02:07,940
Not gonna work. Holy fuck. Key card at the back of the staff room.

3386
03:02:10,340 --> 03:02:11,620
Good god, I was in the right room.

3387
03:02:11,620 --> 03:02:22,980
Okay. Not this way.

3388
03:02:26,420 --> 03:02:33,860
To the right, down the hallway, into the big room. Car key there somewhere, maybe in the fucking coat of a- a lab coat of a corpse.

3389
03:02:33,860 --> 03:02:33,860
Okay.

3390
03:02:33,860 --> 03:02:33,860
Okay.

3391
03:02:33,860 --> 03:03:00,100
Yes.

3392
03:03:00,100 --> 03:03:00,420
Yes.

3393
03:03:00,420 --> 03:03:00,420
Yes.

3394
03:03:00,420 --> 03:03:09,460
Oh!

3395
03:03:14,340 --> 03:03:15,780
John Ralph is after you.

3396
03:03:28,100 --> 03:03:29,780
Wolf Tone is laughing at you.

3397
03:03:32,740 --> 03:03:45,460
That's the key card. That's exactly what we want. We got what we came for. We're out of here.

3398
03:03:47,620 --> 03:03:48,260
Oh god.

3399
03:03:50,500 --> 03:04:04,020
Lizard time. Not a liquor, is this? Oh shit.

3400
03:04:08,580 --> 03:04:09,220
Right.

3401
03:04:18,820 --> 03:04:26,020
Jesus Christ. They are like the hunter. I think they're called the hunters. Are they in the first game?

3402
03:04:27,300 --> 03:04:28,260
Christ on a bike.

3403
03:04:37,300 --> 03:04:45,780
And I should search for an audio cassette. This fucking task is to the staff room. Back to the nurse's station then.

3404
03:04:59,620 --> 03:05:06,900
What's the story. What's the story? Is there gulags to be done or what? Mary is leveling accusations of moddery.

3405
03:05:10,580 --> 03:05:14,500
Let me see. Let me have a little bit of a fucking...

3406
03:05:16,100 --> 03:05:20,740
No liquors can't beat the Irish project. Okay, let's have a look.

3407
03:05:22,100 --> 03:05:38,900
The door has been opened and we're ready to rock Thomas. Rock-a-Thomas. Let's go. Let's do this. Let's move. Are you feeling ready for the groove?

3408
03:05:38,900 --> 03:05:57,460
Pass and move with the Liverpool groove. Ready to fucking dish out absolute supreme levels of bulletude at this guy.

3409
03:05:59,060 --> 03:06:03,380
Pray for us. Pray for us. Pray for us. You need to take out a few...

3410
03:06:04,900 --> 03:06:06,340
Fucking fat Larry's first.

3411
03:06:09,140 --> 03:06:09,700
Fucking help.

3412
03:06:11,780 --> 03:06:14,100
One in the kisser for... for safe keeping.

3413
03:06:15,540 --> 03:06:20,100
And you, you bollocks. Don't you ever come near us again.

3414
03:06:27,700 --> 03:06:32,500
One for good luck for you as well, you sausage. And there you go, you bollocks.

3415
03:06:39,860 --> 03:06:44,500
It should be just a safe word really lads. If you really want to get fly about it. Fuck.

3416
03:06:45,940 --> 03:06:47,220
There should be a safe word.

3417
03:06:48,500 --> 03:06:51,380
You don't even... so that you don't even have to engage.

3418
03:06:52,180 --> 03:06:57,460
My personal, uh... whatchamacall advice would be to block, but I mean, I understand.

3419
03:06:58,020 --> 03:06:59,060
I quite like...

3420
03:07:00,740 --> 03:07:01,780
a sort of, uh...

3421
03:07:03,220 --> 03:07:05,860
I wouldn't say sneaky, but a cooperative...

3422
03:07:07,220 --> 03:07:08,500
scenario, do you know?

3423
03:07:09,140 --> 03:07:13,940
And already, Zona Verdi there, for some reason or other, has just come straight out with it.

3424
03:07:14,580 --> 03:07:16,180
It's called... the safe word is called...

3425
03:07:16,820 --> 03:07:17,460
"Kitchens".

3426
03:07:22,100 --> 03:07:22,820
Which is lovely.

3427
03:07:34,820 --> 03:07:40,420
Right, so these hunters now... I can't believe it's seven hours and 40 playtime. I thought it was like,

3428
03:07:40,420 --> 03:07:51,860
fucking three hours or something. It's definitely not playtime... right now anyway. Playing with these gimps. It's gonna be a hard situation room... scenario once I get in here.

3429
03:07:51,860 --> 03:08:04,660
Fucking all over the shop.

3430
03:08:04,660 --> 03:08:13,700
Fucking hell. You rat. Oh, Christ. Absolutely lacerated. Aces, aces, aces. Aces.

3431
03:08:13,700 --> 03:08:27,700
You don't tend to think about the laceration to the face community.

3432
03:08:27,700 --> 03:08:44,020
Nade to them two for one. I don't have the nades. I only have one nade to my name.

3433
03:08:44,020 --> 03:08:54,580
Nade shot was asking for you. I can do the flashbang and then try and take control there, but...

3434
03:08:54,580 --> 03:09:00,020
The flashbangs are a bit of a fucking... what would I say.

3435
03:09:02,580 --> 03:09:08,180
You feel shortchanged using them because it doesn't really do much... at all.

3436
03:09:15,540 --> 03:09:26,660
It's a damn squib. Oh, fuck. That's... pathetic. On a number of excruciatingly painful levels.

3437
03:09:27,860 --> 03:09:30,020
Patheticism off the charts with that one.

3438
03:09:42,580 --> 03:09:44,580
Ah, restart. Restart. Restart. Restart.

3439
03:09:46,580 --> 03:09:47,780
Stick it up your arse.

3440
03:09:51,780 --> 03:09:54,980
Elente Situ. Computer game.

3441
03:10:00,900 --> 03:10:02,580
Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much.

3442
03:10:07,060 --> 03:10:10,420
Is there seven plus hours in? Pays for dinner.

3443
03:10:11,220 --> 03:10:24,260
Side of speed. With a dessert of blistering swiftness.

3444
03:10:31,380 --> 03:10:32,260
Christ on a bike.

3445
03:10:32,260 --> 03:10:46,180
It's gone very demonic. I'm just wondering what Gary has to say about this. Gaz town.

3446
03:10:49,220 --> 03:10:59,220
Absolutely unbelievable. I can't believe what's going on. What I see right now in front of my eyes...

3447
03:10:59,220 --> 03:11:04,100
Is a man who's up against all odds. All the odds against him.

3448
03:11:04,660 --> 03:11:07,620
Start of the season. You got so much power and pace.

3449
03:11:08,420 --> 03:11:14,180
Well, this is where champions are made. Right here, right now. You're playing away in a hospital.

3450
03:11:14,740 --> 03:11:22,740
To a couple of hunters. They've been dying to get their teeth. Sink their teeth into someone new. Some fresh me.

3451
03:11:24,020 --> 03:11:29,860
It's just not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Normal. It's just not normal.

3452
03:11:38,900 --> 03:11:40,420
What is... What is... What isn't normal?

3453
03:11:42,820 --> 03:11:53,380
Don't ask me anymore. I can't take it. You need to put these guys away first. As God as my witness.

3454
03:11:56,100 --> 03:12:02,820
Well, it's interesting you should say God as my witness. Because we don't actually have God. But we do have someone who's got a bone to pick with you.

3455
03:12:03,780 --> 03:12:10,100
Oh, don't tell me you're brought him back again. I can't take him. Yeah, no Sullivan. Thanks for the tip.

3456
03:12:12,100 --> 03:12:26,340
Alright, lad. It's me. JC. Lord of all heaven and air. I'm gonna fucking do you, mate. I'm gonna absolutely rinse you, Gary.

3457
03:12:28,980 --> 03:12:30,740
What you have to say to that, Gazbom?

3458
03:12:31,860 --> 03:12:35,860
Ohhhhhhhhhh, get that, Absolut.

3459
03:12:36,340 --> 03:12:39,060
Bollocks away from me, I don't like him.

3460
03:12:39,060 --> 03:12:42,020
I hate him. I hate everything he stands for.

3461
03:12:42,020 --> 03:12:43,380
He's a wanker.

3462
03:12:46,020 --> 03:12:48,180
Uh, what you say to that, JC?

3463
03:12:50,100 --> 03:12:51,700
Ah, hey mate.

3464
03:12:52,500 --> 03:12:55,380
I expect nothing less from that chum.

3465
03:12:55,380 --> 03:12:57,700
An absolute loser.

3466
03:12:57,700 --> 03:13:00,980
A man who could never stand his ground.

3467
03:13:00,980 --> 03:13:06,900
A man who talks a talk, but very sadly, he can't even walk the walk.

3468
03:13:07,460 --> 03:13:08,820
He's an absolute tit.

3469
03:13:09,940 --> 03:13:14,420
I've always said it, I always knew it. The guy is a tit.

3470
03:13:17,700 --> 03:13:26,420
Unbelievable stuff there. And uh, I mean, you could maybe douse him in holy water to to fucking get rid of

3471
03:13:26,420 --> 03:13:29,700
the evil spirits, potentially.

3472
03:13:30,660 --> 03:13:34,500
I don't know why you're asking me. Was that for Gary, was it?

3473
03:13:34,500 --> 03:13:41,540
Sorry, yeah, that was to get that was aimed at Gary the previous question there, which I forgot what it was I even asked.

3474
03:13:43,940 --> 03:14:01,220
Oh my god, I can't even stand him. He's an arsehole. He's an absolute arsehole. I mean, and he goes around town. He's trying to tell everyone that he's all inclusive and he loves everyone. But he's actually discriminatory himself, is God. And Jesus as well. He's saying that heaven is open for everyone. But it's not what I've heard. You've gone out of church.

3475
03:14:01,220 --> 03:14:19,460
On a Friday or a Saturday or a Sunday or whatever day. I've never been so I don't even know what day church is on.

3476
03:14:19,460 --> 03:14:40,740
What you have to say is that Jay?

3477
03:14:40,740 --> 03:14:44,740
What you have to say is that Jay?

3478
03:14:48,740 --> 03:15:06,020
He's a fucking blatant mate. He's an absolute blatant. I don't care what he has to say. And whether or not I don't let certain people into heaven. It's none of his business at all. He's absolutely. He's talking out of his fucking arse mate.

3479
03:15:06,020 --> 03:15:27,020
Another thing. He's saying that he lets anybody down there into hell. That's not great either. Because why? Because I heard the other day that he had hit me. He was going around in fucking hell. Just trying to do paintings and stuff.

3480
03:15:27,020 --> 03:15:44,020
The man. He's taking them in. He's taking them in. And giving them bed and breakfast. Down in hell. Don't trust a word he's saying mate.

3481
03:15:44,020 --> 03:15:52,020
Yeah you do have. You do give Hitler a home. That's not that's not really to be respected Gaz.

3482
03:15:53,020 --> 03:16:13,020
Oh he was such a genocidal maniac. But it just goes to show that down here in hell we don't discriminate. Doesn't matter who you are. You're very much welcome down here. Which is as much as I can say for those at the pearly gates up there.

3483
03:16:13,020 --> 03:16:17,200
at this moment in time

3484
03:16:17,200 --> 03:16:20,460
Glaze is out

3485
03:16:20,460 --> 03:16:23,180
very good stuff

3486
03:16:23,180 --> 03:16:25,240
and Tom do you want to throw anything

3487
03:16:25,240 --> 03:16:26,060
into this mix

3488
03:16:26,060 --> 03:16:28,860
just to say that you know

3489
03:16:28,860 --> 03:16:30,160
look sorted out lads

3490
03:16:30,160 --> 03:16:33,860
it's not the end of the world

3491
03:16:33,860 --> 03:16:35,820
although I suppose for both ye boys

3492
03:16:35,820 --> 03:16:37,840
it truly is because you're not even

3493
03:16:37,840 --> 03:16:39,900
here in the world we hear a lot about ye lads

3494
03:16:39,900 --> 03:16:41,900
we hear a lot about

3495
03:16:41,900 --> 03:16:43,640
the devil we hear a lot about god

3496
03:16:43,640 --> 03:16:46,100
but at the end of the day

3497
03:16:46,100 --> 03:16:48,100
been on this earth for quite some time

3498
03:16:48,100 --> 03:16:49,920
myself and I have to say

3499
03:16:49,920 --> 03:16:51,900
I've never even fucking seen either of them

3500
03:16:51,900 --> 03:16:52,920
so I mean

3501
03:16:52,920 --> 03:16:54,720
who even

3502
03:16:54,720 --> 03:16:56,800
has seen them

3503
03:16:56,800 --> 03:17:00,300
who even has seen them

3504
03:17:00,300 --> 03:17:01,920
that's right I mean we get worked up

3505
03:17:01,920 --> 03:17:04,220
about these two fucking lads

3506
03:17:04,220 --> 03:17:06,220
but are they even real

3507
03:17:06,220 --> 03:17:08,120
at all I'm not even particularly too sure

3508
03:17:08,120 --> 03:17:10,060
Grogoski thanks very much for the tip

3509
03:17:10,060 --> 03:17:12,060
there and Ian O'Sullivan

3510
03:17:12,060 --> 03:17:12,800
thank you very much

3511
03:17:12,800 --> 03:17:14,000
when you think of grenades

3512
03:17:14,000 --> 03:17:15,520
you think of frags

3513
03:17:15,520 --> 03:17:16,260
incendiaries

3514
03:17:16,260 --> 03:17:18,080
but you don't tend to think

3515
03:17:18,080 --> 03:17:20,040
about the flashbang community

3516
03:17:20,040 --> 03:17:21,540
well um

3517
03:17:21,540 --> 03:17:23,920
if you're saying to me that I should

3518
03:17:23,920 --> 03:17:26,000
utilize my flashbangs

3519
03:17:26,000 --> 03:17:27,800
for this fight Ian

3520
03:17:27,800 --> 03:17:29,340
then uh

3521
03:17:29,340 --> 03:17:30,040
indeed

3522
03:17:30,040 --> 03:17:31,940
what happened there was an absolute

3523
03:17:31,940 --> 03:17:33,280
clusterfuck and uh

3524
03:17:33,280 --> 03:17:34,360
I let those doctors

3525
03:17:34,360 --> 03:17:35,440
chomp on my neck

3526
03:17:35,440 --> 03:17:37,000
they need to be taken out

3527
03:17:37,000 --> 03:17:38,360
pronto stat

3528
03:17:38,360 --> 03:17:40,380
and then I can go into overdrive

3529
03:17:40,380 --> 03:17:41,420
against these hunters

3530
03:17:41,420 --> 03:17:57,760
stepping across there

3531
03:17:57,760 --> 03:18:01,360
stepping a little crust there

3532
03:18:01,360 --> 03:18:03,640
A bit of crust for the pave.

3533
03:18:23,520 --> 03:18:24,380
Very nice.

3534
03:18:28,960 --> 03:18:36,240
I mean, the pizza was soggy, but the crust is nothing short of crisp-aceous.

3535
03:18:38,380 --> 03:18:39,760
Crisp and pace.

3536
03:18:40,680 --> 03:18:42,860
Now it's giving me this fucking crack again.

3537
03:18:45,620 --> 03:18:46,680
It's not going to happen.

3538
03:18:56,560 --> 03:19:01,840
I'm going to go straight up to this one.

3539
03:19:03,120 --> 03:19:04,780
No time to fuck around with this.

3540
03:19:04,840 --> 03:19:06,020
It's just straight into your head.

3541
03:19:06,100 --> 03:19:06,780
Sorry about that.

3542
03:19:08,900 --> 03:19:09,960
Sorry, not sorry.

3543
03:19:11,060 --> 03:19:12,040
Oh, Christ.

3544
03:19:18,280 --> 03:19:19,000
That's lovely.

3545
03:19:21,120 --> 03:19:25,840
Now we'll put our smoke or our flashbang grenade into our shortcut.

3546
03:19:26,240 --> 03:19:27,700
That should do there.

3547
03:19:29,260 --> 03:19:31,880
We've got rude health.

3548
03:19:45,880 --> 03:19:51,400
Actually, what's in here first before we go through to the Hunter lab. Hunter S. Thompson.

3549
03:19:55,160 --> 03:19:55,800
Oh no!

3550
03:20:15,400 --> 03:20:19,720
Time for another crust. Not the worst. Recruiter.

3551
03:20:44,920 --> 03:20:59,640
I'm getting really confused now and lost, lads. Fuck me. I just jumped out of a window, but it was the wrong thing. Oh, so it's down there. That was the wrong place. And then down. Then down here.

3552
03:21:01,820 --> 03:21:04,700
No? Yeah. Through here. And then through there, maybe. No?

3553
03:21:18,700 --> 03:21:33,420
Try and find a need. All I've got is this. Oh, not you again, you... Oh. She's like a bad... She's like a bad nightmare.

3554
03:21:33,420 --> 03:21:49,920
Last time you saved too long. Too long ago. Flashbang them, grab the tape, flee like a man.

3555
03:21:57,400 --> 03:22:01,040
Tape, okay so the tape is in this particular room, flashbang them.

3556
03:22:01,040 --> 03:22:09,540
What the fuck that didn't do anything to them.

3557
03:22:09,540 --> 03:22:11,540
Okay.

3558
03:22:15,540 --> 03:22:17,540
Okay.

3559
03:22:35,540 --> 03:22:42,540
I don't think they can come after me anyway so it's grand. Fucking eejits, they can just stay in there.

3560
03:22:50,540 --> 03:22:51,540
Please?

3561
03:22:56,540 --> 03:22:58,540
Oh you need to play that down at the door.

3562
03:22:59,540 --> 03:23:05,540
Okay great. Is there anything I should have got there though inside that gaff? Or is that, is that fine now?

3563
03:23:15,540 --> 03:23:18,540
Probably was like a code for the safe or something was there?

3564
03:23:19,540 --> 03:23:20,540
So, mammal probably not worth it.

3565
03:23:24,540 --> 03:23:25,540
Head back to the garden.

3566
03:23:25,540 --> 03:23:26,540
I don't know.

3567
03:23:26,540 --> 03:23:56,520
I'm sorry.

3568
03:23:56,520 --> 03:24:21,360
Fuck off. I don't know where Jill is. She's in the reception. She's in the reception. Would she be in the reception or is she in the lobby? She's in the lobby, is she? Go down there through there and then through there through there. Through that door ahead of me.

3569
03:24:21,360 --> 03:24:28,920
Take left.

3570
03:24:37,620 --> 03:24:40,380
A lab reception there to the left.

3571
03:24:51,440 --> 03:24:52,000
Hmm.

3572
03:24:58,420 --> 03:25:00,280
Claric lad, thank you very much for the tip.

3573
03:25:01,220 --> 03:25:05,900
As they keep going, I just have lost the fucking pace and the vibe here.

3574
03:25:06,420 --> 03:25:08,880
It's going to have to go on hiatus for a day or two.

3575
03:25:09,640 --> 03:25:12,140
Until I can come back fully recharged.

3576
03:25:12,980 --> 03:25:14,060
I just can't.

3577
03:25:16,420 --> 03:25:17,740
I don't know where I'm going.

3578
03:25:18,260 --> 03:25:21,060
I've gone, my brain has gone fucking septic.

3579
03:25:21,060 --> 03:25:51,040
I'm sorry.

3580
03:25:51,040 --> 03:26:21,020
I'm sorry.

3581
03:26:21,020 --> 03:26:23,020
"Are you doing missing the bottom, Mr. Jair?"

3582
03:26:23,020 --> 03:26:25,020
"Of course the military consults with me..."

3583
03:26:25,020 --> 03:26:27,020
"Gary Gulag, thank you very much."

3584
03:26:27,020 --> 03:26:29,020
"The questions beyond your comprehension."

3585
03:26:29,020 --> 03:26:31,020
"So stop wasting my time with your nosy questions."

3586
03:26:31,020 --> 03:26:35,020
"I... I'm sorry, Doctor."

3587
03:26:35,020 --> 03:26:39,020
"You didn't read the documents, did you?"

3588
03:26:39,020 --> 03:26:41,020
"No, I..."

3589
03:26:49,020 --> 03:26:51,020
"I might as well be playing Fallout now."

3590
03:26:55,020 --> 03:26:57,020
"Bard..."

3591
03:26:57,020 --> 03:27:01,020
"Tyrell, Bard's dead. He's been shot."

3592
03:27:01,020 --> 03:27:03,020
"Shit, and the vaccine?"

3593
03:27:03,020 --> 03:27:05,020
"I'm looking."

3594
03:27:05,020 --> 03:27:09,020
"Well look harder. There's gotta be a computer, right?"

3595
03:27:13,020 --> 03:27:15,020
"Banquet invitation, Tom."

3596
03:27:17,020 --> 03:27:21,020
"Welcome to the banquet. Welcome to the galaxy."

3597
03:27:21,020 --> 03:27:23,020
"Dear Doctor Bound."

3598
03:27:23,020 --> 03:27:27,020
"It's my pleasure to cordially invite you to a banquet on September the 10th."

3599
03:27:27,020 --> 03:27:29,020
"Interesting indeed."

3600
03:27:29,020 --> 03:27:31,020
"At the Central Hotel."

3601
03:27:31,020 --> 03:27:37,020
"Where we will be exchanging viewpoints on Raccoon City's new special medical zone, the SMZ."

3602
03:27:37,020 --> 03:27:41,020
"Attending will be Mayor Michael Warren."

3603
03:27:41,020 --> 03:27:45,020
"Chief of Police, Brian Irons."

3604
03:27:45,020 --> 03:27:49,020
"And other distinguished members of the community."

3605
03:27:49,020 --> 03:27:51,020
"Thursday September 10th, 98th, 6pm."

3606
03:27:51,020 --> 03:27:53,020
"The Orient Restaurant."

3607
03:27:53,020 --> 03:27:55,020
"The Central Hotel, second floor."

3608
03:27:55,020 --> 03:27:57,020
"We would be honored if you joined us."

3609
03:27:57,020 --> 03:27:59,020
"Sincerely, Greg Tejster."

3610
03:27:59,020 --> 03:28:01,020
"United States Senator."

3611
03:28:01,020 --> 03:28:03,020
"Handwritten note."

3612
03:28:03,020 --> 03:28:11,020
"Nate, I'll be introducing the bill for that new drug of yours in mid-August."

3613
03:28:11,020 --> 03:28:13,020
"That even she isn't simple."

3614
03:28:13,020 --> 03:28:15,020
"Bring the cash, will ya?"

3615
03:28:15,020 --> 03:28:17,020
"We've got a sweet book for the usual after-pourtery."

3616
03:28:17,020 --> 03:28:19,020
"You're a brunette guy, right?"

3617
03:28:19,020 --> 03:28:21,020
"Unless I don't know the crack."

3618
03:28:21,020 --> 03:28:23,020
"Alright, I'll touch ya. Bye-bye."

3619
03:28:23,020 --> 03:28:24,020
"Lovely stuff."

3620
03:28:24,020 --> 03:28:27,020
"Bard Simpson, thank you very much for that."

3621
03:28:27,020 --> 03:28:28,020
"Fallout is not on the card."

3622
03:28:28,020 --> 03:28:31,020
"Sorry, that wasn't me teasing Fallout as if it's gonna happen tonight."

3623
03:28:31,020 --> 03:28:33,020
"Just said it might as well be playing now."

3624
03:28:33,020 --> 03:28:35,020
"But then, something like this."

3625
03:28:35,020 --> 03:28:37,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3626
03:28:37,020 --> 03:28:39,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3627
03:28:39,020 --> 03:28:40,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3628
03:28:40,020 --> 03:28:41,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3629
03:28:41,020 --> 03:28:42,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3630
03:28:42,020 --> 03:28:43,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3631
03:28:43,020 --> 03:28:44,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3632
03:28:44,020 --> 03:28:45,020
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."

3633
03:28:45,020 --> 03:28:46,020
"It's a well be playing now."

3634
03:28:46,020 --> 03:28:52,020
"But then, something like this occurs where a couple of new developments happen in quick succession."

3635
03:28:52,020 --> 03:28:57,020
"And it starts to reinvig- it does reinviguate the interest slightly."

3636
03:28:57,020 --> 03:29:00,020
"We've got emails."

3637
03:29:00,020 --> 03:29:03,020
"Reply immediately, Greg."

3638
03:29:03,020 --> 03:29:04,020
"I know you're watching the news."

3639
03:29:04,020 --> 03:29:07,020
"This virus is going to devour the whole country."

3640
03:29:07,020 --> 03:29:11,020
"The dead will wash over Capitol Hill like tidal wave."

3641
03:29:11,020 --> 03:29:12,020
"You're not safe."

3642
03:29:12,020 --> 03:29:17,020
"However, you've always been a good friend to me so I'd like to offer you a way out."

3643
03:29:17,020 --> 03:29:24,020
"I have, in my possession, one dose of a vaccine for the virus."

3644
03:29:24,020 --> 03:29:25,020
"The Holy Grail."

3645
03:29:25,020 --> 03:29:27,020
"And it's not for my family."

3646
03:29:27,020 --> 03:29:30,020
"And it's not for my ladies on the side."

3647
03:29:30,020 --> 03:29:31,020
"No, Greg."

3648
03:29:31,020 --> 03:29:33,020
"I'm saving it for you."

3649
03:29:33,020 --> 03:29:38,020
"I know better than anyone that you're the future of the United States."

3650
03:29:38,020 --> 03:29:40,020
"But if you want the goods, Greg."

3651
03:29:40,020 --> 03:29:44,020
"You've got to get me the hell out of here now."

3652
03:29:44,020 --> 03:29:47,020
"Without Umbrella finding out."

3653
03:29:47,020 --> 03:29:50,020
"Lean on the Pentagon for me, will ya?"

3654
03:29:50,020 --> 03:29:51,020
"I know you've got the clout."

3655
03:29:51,020 --> 03:29:59,020
"See if someone can get a rescue team in here without the Ulster Boys Catholic School involvement."

3656
03:29:59,020 --> 03:30:04,020
"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."

3657
03:30:04,020 --> 03:30:10,020
"Which should sound pretty chaste after the parties we've been to."

3658
03:30:10,020 --> 03:30:13,020
"Hurry, my time is running out, Nate."

3659
03:30:13,020 --> 03:30:17,020
"Lovely message from nice dog there."

3660
03:30:17,020 --> 03:30:22,020
"This is the RC chief, Nathaniel Bard. September 29, 11pm."

3661
03:30:22,020 --> 03:30:23,020
"Bard's after ya."

3662
03:30:23,020 --> 03:30:26,020
"I am acutely aware that my time's running out."

3663
03:30:26,020 --> 03:30:27,020
"Your folks."

3664
03:30:27,020 --> 03:30:36,020
"And I hope and pray, by making this recording and bringing the truth to light, that I can restore some small shred of honor to my name."

3665
03:30:36,020 --> 03:30:37,020
"Shredder."

3666
03:30:38,020 --> 03:30:46,020
"All of Raccoon City's suffering began with the release of a biological weapon known as the T-Virus."

3667
03:30:46,020 --> 03:30:51,020
"My employer, the Umbrella Corporation, engineered this virus."

3668
03:30:51,020 --> 03:30:54,020
"And they ordered my team to develop a vaccine."

3669
03:30:54,020 --> 03:30:55,020
"Which we did."

3670
03:30:55,020 --> 03:30:57,020
"You have been peddling lies."

3671
03:30:57,020 --> 03:31:01,020
"Samples of this vaccine here in my office, the rest of it is stored underground."

3672
03:31:01,020 --> 03:31:02,020
"Twisted."

3673
03:31:02,020 --> 03:31:05,020
"Dersht Amberline, thank you very much."

3674
03:31:05,020 --> 03:31:06,020
"And those sounds ambitious in the board."

3675
03:31:06,020 --> 03:31:08,020
"They want to destroy it."

3676
03:31:08,020 --> 03:31:11,020
"They don't want the world to know what they've done."

3677
03:31:11,020 --> 03:31:12,020
"So they're trying to erase all the evidence that the virus ever existed."

3678
03:31:12,020 --> 03:31:14,020
"Dersht Amberline, what a name."

3679
03:31:14,020 --> 03:31:15,020
"Thank you very much."

3680
03:31:15,020 --> 03:31:17,020
"No, I'm not a fool."

3681
03:31:17,020 --> 03:31:22,020
"I know they don't want me to..."

3682
03:31:22,020 --> 03:31:23,020
"Umbrella Corporation fucking..."

3683
03:31:23,020 --> 03:31:36,020
"They're making terrible cancer vaccines, man."

3684
03:31:36,020 --> 03:31:38,020
"Oh my god, she only won't walk."

3685
03:31:38,020 --> 03:31:40,020
"And she trusted me anyway."

3686
03:31:43,020 --> 03:31:44,020
"Fuck!"

3687
03:31:44,020 --> 03:31:57,020
"Johnson and Johnson and fucking fights are an umbrella."

3688
03:32:01,020 --> 03:32:06,020
"It's such a cruel cruel world for this lad."

3689
03:32:06,020 --> 03:32:07,020
"Dr. Bard."

3690
03:32:07,020 --> 03:32:08,020
"Dr. Bard."

3691
03:32:08,020 --> 03:32:10,020
"Dr. Bard."

3692
03:32:10,020 --> 03:32:15,020
"It's such a cruel cruel business for this lad."

3693
03:32:15,020 --> 03:32:16,020
"Dr. Bard."

3694
03:32:16,020 --> 03:32:17,020
"Dr. Bard."

3695
03:32:17,020 --> 03:32:18,020
"Dr. Bard."

3696
03:32:18,020 --> 03:32:19,020
"Dr. Bard."

3697
03:32:19,020 --> 03:32:22,020
"I'd love to be able to just save the game here."

3698
03:32:22,020 --> 03:32:26,020
"Maybe just fuck off and watch it a Computer Chronicles."

3699
03:32:26,020 --> 03:32:27,020
"Just to really..."

3700
03:32:27,020 --> 03:32:28,020
"Is it here?"

3701
03:32:28,020 --> 03:32:33,020
"End on a note that isn't one of kind of annoyance."

3702
03:32:33,020 --> 03:32:35,020
"And there's the vaccine, look."

3703
03:32:35,020 --> 03:32:39,020
"That's the... that's the turbo cancer maker there, man."

3704
03:32:39,020 --> 03:32:41,020
"Joe."

3705
03:32:44,020 --> 03:32:47,020
"You made your money off the fucking vaccine sample."

3706
03:32:47,020 --> 03:32:49,020
"Sputnik."

3707
03:32:49,020 --> 03:32:52,020
"All right, Joe. Hang tight."

3708
03:32:58,020 --> 03:33:00,020
"Dark. Dr. Bard."

3709
03:33:00,020 --> 03:33:01,020
"T. I got it."

3710
03:33:01,020 --> 03:33:02,020
"Good. I'm headed your way."

3711
03:33:02,020 --> 03:33:03,020
"Be careful."

3712
03:33:03,020 --> 03:33:06,020
"Careful? Have you seen this town?"

3713
03:33:06,020 --> 03:33:09,020
"It'll be a fucking miracle if I get there in one piece."

3714
03:33:12,020 --> 03:33:15,020
"Mood dust is still a problem."

3715
03:33:15,020 --> 03:33:17,020
"Checkpoint reached."

3716
03:33:17,020 --> 03:33:21,020
"Checkpoint reached."

3717
03:33:21,020 --> 03:33:23,020
"I thought someone said checkpoint cancer."

3718
03:33:23,020 --> 03:33:25,020
"But it was so Mitzi turbo cancer."

3719
03:33:25,020 --> 03:33:29,020
"But was the uh... the Neil Oliver... oh fuck."

3720
03:33:29,020 --> 03:33:30,020
"Bit loud there."

3721
03:33:30,020 --> 03:33:34,020
"Was the Neil Oliver turbo ca... cancer uh... polemic."

3722
03:33:34,020 --> 03:33:36,020
"Did that turn out to be bollocks or what?"

3723
03:33:36,020 --> 03:33:38,020
"Or was he... was he really onto something?"

3724
03:33:38,020 --> 03:33:51,020
"Fucking hell!"

3725
03:33:51,020 --> 03:33:52,020
"Doctor Bard."

3726
03:33:52,020 --> 03:33:53,020
"Doctor Bard."

3727
03:33:53,020 --> 03:33:54,020
"Doctor Bard."

3728
03:33:54,020 --> 03:33:55,020
"Doctor Bard."

3729
03:33:55,020 --> 03:33:58,020
"You got fucking Dr. Bridget Bard old."

3730
03:33:58,020 --> 03:33:59,020
"Bullmers."

3731
03:33:59,020 --> 03:34:00,020
"Bullmers."

3732
03:34:00,020 --> 03:34:01,020
"Bullmers."

3733
03:34:01,020 --> 03:34:03,020
"Thanks very much for the uh... tip there."

3734
03:34:03,020 --> 03:34:05,020
"Saw you selling coosh on the streets of Clan Mill."

3735
03:34:05,020 --> 03:34:06,020
"Want you out of my town."

3736
03:34:06,020 --> 03:34:07,020
"Thanks very much for the uh... tip there."

3737
03:34:07,020 --> 03:34:09,020
"Saw you selling coosh on the streets of Clan Mill."

3738
03:34:09,020 --> 03:34:11,020
"Want you out of my town."

3739
03:34:11,020 --> 03:34:12,020
"Thanks very much for the uh... tip there."

3740
03:34:12,020 --> 03:34:13,020
"Saw you selling coosh on the streets of Clan Mill."

3741
03:34:13,020 --> 03:34:14,020
"Want you out of my town."

3742
03:34:14,020 --> 03:34:15,020
"Thanks very much for the uh... tip there."

3743
03:34:15,020 --> 03:34:16,020
"Saw you selling coosh on the streets of Clan Mill."

3744
03:34:16,020 --> 03:34:17,020
"Want you out of my town."

3745
03:34:17,020 --> 03:34:19,020
"Thanks very much for the uh... tip there."

3746
03:34:19,020 --> 03:34:21,020
"Saw you selling coosh on the streets of Clan Mill."

3747
03:34:21,020 --> 03:34:24,020
"Saw you selling coosh on the streets of Clan Mill."

3748
03:34:24,020 --> 03:34:26,020
"Want you out of my town."

3749
03:34:26,020 --> 03:34:31,020
"Thanks very much for the uh... tip there."

3750
03:34:31,020 --> 03:34:37,020
"We need a fucking typewriter here."

3751
03:34:37,020 --> 03:34:42,020
"After the hunter it's the building lobby."

3752
03:34:42,020 --> 03:34:46,020
"And after the lobby it's the hotel party."

3753
03:34:46,020 --> 03:34:50,020
"Wrong way."

3754
03:34:50,020 --> 03:34:51,020
"Wrong way."

3755
03:34:51,020 --> 03:34:53,020
"Floodmeister General."

3756
03:34:53,020 --> 03:34:56,020
"So back to the lobby."

3757
03:34:56,020 --> 03:34:58,020
"Use the fucking brain here."

3758
03:34:58,020 --> 03:35:06,020
"Yeah can you not just go down uh... the f- the fucking... yeah yeah you can... crawl down here."

3759
03:35:06,020 --> 03:35:10,020
"Or through uh... a slot down here."

3760
03:35:10,020 --> 03:35:11,020
"Oh yeah."

3761
03:35:11,020 --> 03:35:16,020
"Oh Christ, look at these fucking arseholes again."

3762
03:35:16,020 --> 03:35:17,020
"Back to the lobby here."

3763
03:35:17,020 --> 03:35:40,940
Back to the lobby here. Down there into here. Jill! Oh Jill! I'm just gonna save it.

3764
03:35:40,940 --> 03:36:08,940
Oh! Thank you very much there, Marky Mark, for the tip. Let's see here now and go to our fucking... thing up the top. The glossary of... of Neskip.

3765
03:36:08,940 --> 03:36:24,940
Explorer. There we go. It's that. Find a fucking super episode just to really get... maybe crime and justice here.

3766
03:36:24,940 --> 03:36:36,940
Quality entertainment, disinformation, cyber writing, cyber sports, cyber news, equality and diversity online. Extreme Web. I think we've seen that one already.

3767
03:36:36,940 --> 03:36:52,940
Doctor Bard. Doctor Bard.

3768
03:36:52,940 --> 03:37:08,940
Great algorithm there. Extreme Web. Sounds fucking juicy enough. But I think it's been seen already. I don't remember seeing these guys.

3769
03:37:08,940 --> 03:37:12,940
No, we haven't seen it. It's juicy!

3770
03:37:20,940 --> 03:37:26,940
What year are we talking here? It's the... whole new world of fucking Neskipay this.

3771
03:37:26,940 --> 03:37:28,940
Netkipay this.

3772
03:37:46,940 --> 03:37:48,940
But Nick, thank you very much.

3773
03:37:48,940 --> 03:37:50,940
But Nick, thank you very much.

3774
03:38:02,940 --> 03:38:04,940
Yes!

3775
03:38:04,940 --> 03:38:08,940
It's got some peripheral in it. It's got some stupid peripheral.

3776
03:38:08,940 --> 03:38:10,940
It's got some peripheral.

3777
03:38:10,940 --> 03:38:12,940
I'm gonna turn that off now.

3778
03:38:12,940 --> 03:38:14,940
That's... that game volume.

3779
03:38:16,940 --> 03:38:18,940
I hope... hope for the best here.

3780
03:38:26,940 --> 03:38:28,940
Oh yeah, this is this. This is life.

3781
03:38:28,940 --> 03:38:30,940
This is life.

3782
03:38:30,940 --> 03:38:36,940
Are you good? Are you good? Are you good? Are you good?

3783
03:38:44,940 --> 03:38:46,940
This week at the Netcafe, the extreme...

3784
03:38:46,940 --> 03:38:48,940
How is the volume there?

3785
03:38:48,940 --> 03:38:51,940
Because it sounds to me like Shafé is in a tunnel.

3786
03:38:52,940 --> 03:38:53,940
Is that okay for you?

3787
03:38:54,940 --> 03:38:57,940
Web. Do you want a super fast web connection?

3788
03:38:57,940 --> 03:38:59,940
Try the at-home service through your cable company.

3789
03:38:59,940 --> 03:39:02,940
It could be a hundred times faster than your modem.

3790
03:39:03,940 --> 03:39:05,940
Is that happening? Yeah, okay, cool.

3791
03:39:05,940 --> 03:39:07,940
So I just want to see what that is...

3792
03:39:08,940 --> 03:39:09,940
For me here.

3793
03:39:09,940 --> 03:39:12,940
Then I mean, that's happening in my desktop audio there.

3794
03:39:13,940 --> 03:39:15,940
Beautiful tinny. I wonder though...

3795
03:39:17,940 --> 03:39:20,940
Let's just check out another video because it could be the video.

3796
03:39:21,940 --> 03:39:22,940
I mean, maybe not.

3797
03:39:22,940 --> 03:39:23,940
Maybe not.

3798
03:39:30,940 --> 03:39:33,940
Watch Bloom wipe the floor with utterly hopeless Sky Reporter.

3799
03:39:34,940 --> 03:39:36,940
Let's just get a bit of audio clarity there.

3800
03:39:37,940 --> 03:39:38,940
Fucking... I know.

3801
03:39:39,940 --> 03:39:41,940
Something that we know sounds alright.

3802
03:39:45,940 --> 03:39:46,940
I don't know.

3803
03:39:47,940 --> 03:39:49,940
Another episode of Computer Chronicles.

3804
03:39:49,940 --> 03:40:04,280
No, that's bizarre.

3805
03:40:04,280 --> 03:40:08,940
So it's obviously my fault here.

3806
03:40:08,940 --> 03:40:13,020
And what we should do really then is turn that off there.

3807
03:40:14,220 --> 03:40:26,400
And then I'll go to our audio capture device application, which we can switch to Extreme Web Brave.

3808
03:40:30,400 --> 03:40:31,480
Meet Kim Johnson.

3809
03:40:31,840 --> 03:40:32,220
Perfect.

3810
03:40:36,840 --> 03:40:38,260
Sorry, I'm back there.

3811
03:40:38,380 --> 03:40:39,780
I want to really go at this.

3812
03:40:40,660 --> 03:40:43,600
Just to show you how into this I really am.

3813
03:40:43,600 --> 03:41:02,120
This week at the Net Cafe, the Extreme Web.

3814
03:41:02,460 --> 03:41:04,580
Do you want a super fast web connection?

3815
03:41:04,980 --> 03:41:07,300
Try the at-home service through your cable company.

3816
03:41:07,640 --> 03:41:10,100
It could be 100 times faster than your modem.

3817
03:41:10,320 --> 03:41:15,680
Meet Kim Johnson and the phone cam, a new low-cost way to put a webcam in-

3818
03:41:15,680 --> 03:41:17,340
Oh no, we've seen it.

3819
03:41:17,940 --> 03:41:20,740
I can remember that pyramid with the I in it.

3820
03:41:22,000 --> 03:41:25,060
Anywhere, so you can be in two places at once.

3821
03:41:25,640 --> 03:41:27,840
This is the NASA website where you can-

3822
03:41:27,840 --> 03:41:32,020
I can't remember his face though.

3823
03:41:32,800 --> 03:41:37,440
Unless we've seen that pyramid cam in an episode of Computer Chronicles and there's some overlap.

3824
03:41:38,400 --> 03:41:41,260
We know that Stu is a good man for the overlap.

3825
03:41:44,400 --> 03:41:53,260
I think on a fucking one of the shows where it was like best of Comdex or something, we saw Pyramid Camp.

3826
03:41:57,260 --> 03:42:10,880
No, we've seen it.

3827
03:42:10,940 --> 03:42:11,480
We've seen it.

3828
03:42:12,760 --> 03:42:14,820
You can't forget something like that.

3829
03:42:17,000 --> 03:42:19,080
He wears his computer on his body.

3830
03:42:19,200 --> 03:42:19,820
Meet Rudy.

3831
03:42:22,460 --> 03:42:24,560
He wears his computer on his body.

3832
03:42:24,560 --> 03:42:25,480
Let's see him here.

3833
03:42:25,480 --> 03:42:34,200
as well so you don't need any other support that is insane one thing you brought i just happened

3834
03:42:34,200 --> 03:42:39,720
it's so small and put it in my pocket this is amazing this is this is what brian uh that is a

3835
03:42:40,520 --> 03:42:44,680
credit card size penny and motherboard that's the guts that's a 200 megahertz megahertz penny

3836
03:42:44,680 --> 03:42:48,520
and pc right that's correct so that's why all this stuff is possible right tiny tiny tiny

3837
03:42:48,520 --> 03:42:52,360
extremely tiny now i gotta ask you a couple practical questions what's the point i mean you

3838
03:42:52,360 --> 03:42:56,840
i mean it's kind of a joke i mean you got a million wires coming out of you what's the point

3839
03:42:56,840 --> 03:43:01,880
i know it's a prototype but why would anybody want to do this there's a lot of different applications

3840
03:43:01,880 --> 03:43:06,920
uh maintenance mark one thanks very much for the tip there you say hope all is well francis

3841
03:43:06,920 --> 03:43:13,720
thank you very much it is indeed now but i mean this episode unfortunately not gonna happen today

3842
03:43:13,720 --> 03:43:20,120
we've seen it before even though it looks juicy we have seen it maybe a lot of the situation was just

3843
03:43:20,120 --> 03:43:25,800
forgettable but there are some things you just can't forget and that guy back there wearing all that

3844
03:43:25,800 --> 03:43:33,240
clobber although it's just hard to think because i don't remember the nasa bit here i don't remember

3845
03:43:33,240 --> 03:43:39,880
any of these lads faces but that's that bit that sticks out there is stewart talking to this fella here

3846
03:43:40,520 --> 03:43:47,800
definitely seen that i think i could have been drunk when watching it before or at least a little bit drunk and

3847
03:43:47,800 --> 03:43:53,800
then i've forgotten what the whole the rest of the episode there was uh definitely something we'd seen

3848
03:43:54,840 --> 03:43:59,320
you're thinking of the lab with the cyber gloves francis higgins are you sure

3849
03:44:02,040 --> 03:44:03,720
i mean in a in a way

3850
03:44:07,720 --> 03:44:14,280
i've seen a lad wearing a load of fucking peripherals but but maybe not as many as that

3851
03:44:14,280 --> 03:44:20,760
but i do remember uh laughing at the point there where stewart goes what's the point you know like

3852
03:44:21,880 --> 03:44:27,720
why would anybody want to do this you know that that there what why would anyone want to do this i

3853
03:44:27,720 --> 03:44:34,840
remember laughing at that because it's it's so much overkill and plastic that you're wearing

3854
03:44:34,840 --> 03:44:42,840
there's a lot of different applications maintenance being a big one you've got application you can

3855
03:44:42,840 --> 03:44:48,680
reference all your documentation have it all with you have it on the network somewhere um okay i don't

3856
03:44:48,680 --> 03:44:53,800
remember the eyepiece all right you guys are you're at the tech museum you're an engineer there so you see

3857
03:44:53,800 --> 03:44:59,160
actually walking around being what analyze problems access your mainframe database for information no matter

3858
03:44:59,160 --> 03:45:04,120
where you are that's right i'll detect problems we can monitor our online monitoring system all through

3859
03:45:04,120 --> 03:45:07,720
this device we'll be able to walk up to the exhibit already know what the problem is and fix it you see

3860
03:45:07,720 --> 03:45:11,400
a couple years down the line i'm going to be wearing a neat little version of this thing walking down

3861
03:45:11,400 --> 03:45:15,800
the street hands in my pocket looking up ahead and i'm surfing the web that's right this is all part of

3862
03:45:15,800 --> 03:45:20,440
the ubiquitous computing movement uh be able to use a computer almost anywhere that's for real that's right

3863
03:45:20,440 --> 03:45:23,560
all right you have a website with a lot of this information tell us wow look at that

3864
03:45:24,840 --> 03:45:33,960
hardcore pure clip art absolutely beautiful a lot of information on research institutions hardware

3865
03:45:33,960 --> 03:45:39,800
vendors links to other sites a lot of wearable community sites basically get you started be able

3866
03:45:39,800 --> 03:45:43,640
to build your own and if guys go to the tech museum in san jose they're going to see you and these under

3867
03:45:43,640 --> 03:45:47,480
engineers walking around just like that that's right the maintenance engineers will be able to go through

3868
03:45:47,480 --> 03:45:53,400
the exhibits and have one of these on at the time thank you very much welcome hi and welcome to the net cafe

3869
03:45:53,400 --> 03:45:59,320
we're here again at the club ion think about chat topics johnny ball thank you very much johnny ball

3870
03:46:01,400 --> 03:46:09,560
any chance of an eamon dumpy chronicles love the streams uh yeah maybe i understand another maybe a

3871
03:46:09,560 --> 03:46:14,760
a bit of aemon just before i off let's just see what the story is with this episode first some people are

3872
03:46:14,760 --> 03:46:21,080
saying they haven't seen it but you might not have been watching the stream i'm up in the arm i'm i'm i mean

3873
03:46:21,080 --> 03:46:27,160
with a name like extreme web i think i would have been really drawn to the uh episode in the early

3874
03:46:27,160 --> 03:46:29,080
days of discovery of net cafe

3875
03:46:31,080 --> 03:46:37,080
fulsome street in san francisco and we're talking about the extreme web really far out things that

3876
03:46:37,080 --> 03:46:41,640
you can do on the internet and we're going to start with speed how would you like to surf the web a

3877
03:46:41,640 --> 03:46:47,960
hundred times faster than you can do right now with your telephone modem hello cable modems rebecca has the

3878
03:46:47,960 --> 03:46:56,040
story of at home richard gingas you are the vp of programming for at home we've definitely seen it i remember it

3879
03:46:56,040 --> 03:47:01,320
we were where i remember it you maybe you haven't there zona verde i've seen it

3880
03:47:11,000 --> 03:47:17,960
finding people online you know how it's so easy to find people online now maybe it was hilarious back in

3881
03:47:17,960 --> 03:47:29,240
1996 or 97 look at the people who were in charge of finding people online like this old lady here no offense uh just like

3882
03:47:32,120 --> 03:47:32,840
these guys

3883
03:47:44,120 --> 03:47:48,600
wow

3884
03:47:48,600 --> 03:47:49,880
it might be a skipper

3885
03:47:53,240 --> 03:47:57,000
tv explorer net cafe finding people online

3886
03:47:58,040 --> 03:48:01,640
i just one sec let's have a look a few titles and just see what jumps out is there

3887
03:48:02,280 --> 03:48:07,720
okay extreme web gone equality and diversity online could that be something

3888
03:48:10,440 --> 03:48:14,760
you don't tend to think about the community

3889
03:48:20,200 --> 03:48:21,640
hackers we've seen i think

3890
03:48:30,440 --> 03:48:35,320
it's got a cyber blast in it simply five minutes of fucking static on your screen

3891
03:48:36,520 --> 03:48:39,000
thank you very much dj chalky peanuts

3892
03:48:41,320 --> 03:48:46,360
tom crom jovis is just what the doctor ordered for sending me off to bobo's

3893
03:48:49,080 --> 03:48:55,160
you don't tend to think about the american indian movement you don't tend to think about the zapatista

3894
03:48:55,960 --> 03:49:03,400
community you think about diversity online you think about what the zapatistas the american indian movement

3895
03:49:03,400 --> 03:49:07,720
amnesty international but you don't tend to think about

3896
03:49:11,640 --> 03:49:18,440
the intel inside pentium processor community culture this would be a good one i think

3897
03:49:19,800 --> 03:49:26,840
but uh i just would like to get fun one that's just called simply fun websites

3898
03:49:29,720 --> 03:49:32,200
probably seen that already yeah we have

3899
03:49:39,240 --> 03:49:42,760
that's the fellow who's just got a cat webcam 24 7.

3900
03:49:44,600 --> 03:49:49,160
grim reaper we've seen that that was the one we watched that about two or three weeks ago

3901
03:49:51,560 --> 03:49:59,480
incredibly useful sites investing online jobs and careers lifelong learning fletch lives thank you very much

3902
03:50:04,280 --> 03:50:07,800
what was group therapy somebody said look at group therapy there

3903
03:50:07,800 --> 03:50:26,460
Group therapy.

3904
03:50:26,740 --> 03:50:27,900
Larry Magid's there.

3905
03:50:35,640 --> 03:50:37,240
What's the therapy?

3906
03:50:37,420 --> 03:50:37,880
Sounds good.

3907
03:50:38,000 --> 03:50:38,400
Music.

3908
03:50:38,520 --> 03:50:40,040
Because they're making music on the net.

3909
03:50:41,920 --> 03:50:43,100
Music websites.

3910
03:50:50,020 --> 03:50:52,780
Probably going to get some funny musicians on this.

3911
03:50:52,880 --> 03:50:56,040
Some artists that are a bit fucking space cakey.

3912
03:50:56,240 --> 03:50:56,580
So, yeah.

3913
03:50:57,860 --> 03:51:02,620
I love when Stu's at that table in Cybersmith with fucking artists or space cakes.

3914
03:51:04,100 --> 03:51:05,740
Yeah, it looks like it could be a goer.

3915
03:51:06,040 --> 03:51:07,340
Let's get on this.

3916
03:51:13,000 --> 03:51:14,500
We watched the music one.

3917
03:51:14,500 --> 03:51:15,140
Fuck.

3918
03:51:25,140 --> 03:51:27,080
Safe kids, safe net.

3919
03:51:27,200 --> 03:51:28,840
Privacy in cyberspace.

3920
03:51:29,020 --> 03:51:29,760
Portals.

3921
03:51:31,820 --> 03:51:33,360
Performing arts on the web.

3922
03:51:35,520 --> 03:51:36,440
Sex online.

3923
03:51:36,520 --> 03:51:37,420
I think we've seen that.

3924
03:51:41,600 --> 03:51:42,160
Voyeurism.

3925
03:51:48,880 --> 03:51:49,500
UFOs.

3926
03:51:49,500 --> 03:51:50,420
I think we've seen, no?

3927
03:51:50,980 --> 03:51:52,000
That was like an early.

3928
03:51:52,160 --> 03:51:53,460
That was like season one.

3929
03:51:55,180 --> 03:51:58,320
And Stu was wearing his take me to your dealer t-shirt.

3930
03:51:59,860 --> 03:52:00,940
It was so good.

3931
03:52:01,000 --> 03:52:03,100
Like it broke the fucking mold.

3932
03:52:04,520 --> 03:52:05,020
That one.

3933
03:52:05,080 --> 03:52:05,820
That was one of the best.

3934
03:52:05,880 --> 03:52:09,420
That's one of the all time best net cafe episodes is the UFOs.

3935
03:52:09,420 --> 03:52:21,820
Women on the web.

3936
03:52:34,940 --> 03:52:35,860
Looks good.

3937
03:52:35,860 --> 03:53:05,840
I just got to put some.

3938
03:53:05,840 --> 03:53:08,400
I can't decide.

3939
03:53:08,500 --> 03:53:10,160
Sometimes I get fucking locked.

3940
03:53:14,160 --> 03:53:15,740
Cyber community though.

3941
03:53:22,540 --> 03:53:23,560
Yeah, I like it.

3942
03:53:23,620 --> 03:53:24,040
I like it.

3943
03:53:24,080 --> 03:53:24,780
Cyber community.

3944
03:53:24,940 --> 03:53:25,200
Sorry.

3945
03:53:25,280 --> 03:53:26,520
I'm just going to go with that.

3946
03:53:26,520 --> 03:53:28,520
Yeah.

3947
03:53:28,520 --> 03:53:29,520
Yeah.

3948
03:53:29,520 --> 03:53:30,020
you

3949
03:53:30,020 --> 03:53:30,020
you

3950
03:53:30,020 --> 03:53:30,020
you

3951
03:53:30,020 --> 03:53:48,020
you

3952
03:53:48,020 --> 03:53:51,020
Larry Maggot as well, got a lot going for it.

3953
03:53:51,020 --> 03:54:20,020
This week at the cafe, Cyber Communities. This is GeoCities, perhaps the world's largest online community. Scott Kernett is the founder of The Mining Company.

3954
03:54:20,020 --> 03:54:29,020
An innovative approach to a co-op community. Check out Yahoo Clubs and attempt to turn a major portal into several communities.

3955
03:54:29,020 --> 03:54:36,020
Big shout out to all the lads from Cork Begg soccer team there from Fletch. Thanks very much for the tip.

3956
03:54:36,020 --> 03:54:41,020
Megan Smith runs Planet Out, a niche community that gets 10 million page views a month.

3957
03:54:41,020 --> 03:54:42,020
Niche.

3958
03:54:42,020 --> 03:54:46,020
And welcome to HipBone, a new way to go community surfing with your friends.

3959
03:54:46,020 --> 03:54:47,020
Friends.

3960
03:54:49,020 --> 03:54:50,020
Cyber Communities.

3961
03:54:50,020 --> 03:54:51,020
Coming up next.

3962
03:54:51,020 --> 03:54:58,020
The Net Cafe is made possible in part by Cybersmith. Wired for fun and learning with locations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Palo Alto, California and White Plains, New York.

3963
03:54:58,020 --> 03:55:11,020
And by TechWeb for up to the minute technology news.

3964
03:55:11,020 --> 03:55:36,020
We're talking about cyber communities and it's really fascinating. We're talking about what? We're talking about a mouse in the background with a cyber roller ball. It's ergonomically designed. It's sleek. It's sophisticated. It, it, it, your hand hugs the mouse and you roll that ball all night long. Right. Exactly. Exactly.

3965
03:55:36,020 --> 03:55:49,020
Fascinating what's happened. I mean, I guess there were the well folks many years ago and then I guess copy surf forums and then AOL and now the web and news groups and everybody's into it, including my friends here.

3966
03:55:49,020 --> 03:55:56,020
Yeah. Well, I don't know if you guys remember, but I worked at sort of one of the 3D avatar chat based community. That's right. That's right. That's right.

3967
03:55:56,020 --> 03:56:03,020
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That kind of came and it kind of went. Yes, it is. So I'm excited to see that there's a sort of a new push around.

3968
03:56:03,020 --> 03:56:08,020
Cyber what? S-O. Cyber saw, saw, saw bot.

3969
03:56:09,020 --> 03:56:21,020
It's a community a little more user friendly and pretty interesting. I kind of like that 3D stuff. I think that'll come back. You think so? Yeah. It's still isolated community though. You're still on your computer all by yourself. So?

3970
03:56:21,020 --> 03:56:28,020
Connecting remotely. So it's still not truly community. Not face to face. It's not like hanging around with you guys. We'll talk about that later.

3971
03:56:28,020 --> 03:56:56,020
This is Scott Kernett. Look at that for a cut. They didn't even bother to put in a different frame between the two frames that they were cutting from. It seems like there's a bit of cheekiness on Stu's face as well. There look from one. It's the cheekiest fucking cut ever.

3972
03:56:56,020 --> 03:57:06,020
And I think he might be excited as well because Jane is looking fantastic. And I think Stu knows that.

3973
03:57:06,020 --> 03:57:24,020
We'll talk about that later. This is Scott Kernett, your founder of miningco.com. It's a very cool site, but it takes some explaining because when you look at it right away, it kind of looks a little bit like Yahoo or maybe Net Center sort of, you know, sort of normal portal, but there's a lot more to that.

3974
03:57:24,020 --> 03:57:27,020
I want you to explain the difference in what your philosophy is.

3975
03:57:27,020 --> 03:57:34,020
Look at that set up there. It's got everything going for it. It's, it's, it's the shirts. It's the fucking chinos.

3976
03:57:34,020 --> 03:57:56,020
It's got those kind of off yellow socks. They look like the color that you'd have like medicine, crap medicine that you drink as a kid. And you think, oh, that's going to taste nice. It tasted shit. And then there's those brown dooburries kind of fucking leathery slip on jobs as well. It's sensual.

3977
03:57:56,020 --> 03:58:06,020
And then look at this. I'm always, always quick to mention and note the carpentry that went on at Cybersmith.

3978
03:58:06,020 --> 03:58:12,020
A beautiful monitor ensconced in pure fucking mahogany.

3979
03:58:12,020 --> 03:58:16,020
The pine mining co. Sure. I mean, first and foremost, it is in that navigation space.

3980
03:58:16,020 --> 03:58:20,020
But what we did was we went out and recruited over 600.

3981
03:58:20,020 --> 03:58:25,020
And that's the fucking, is that rage racer or something in the background? Hot wheels.

3982
03:58:25,020 --> 03:58:37,020
Experts in specific subject areas and built them mini online services that when they all aggregate together, you get a great directory and you also get a great community with chat bulletin boards.

3983
03:58:37,020 --> 03:58:47,020
So I heard somebody say this is like Yahoo with people. And when you go to your site, I mean, you see names and pictures. I mean, you have a sense there is a community of real human beings out there. Is that the essential part of mining co?

3984
03:58:47,020 --> 03:58:57,020
Yeah, I mean, any community to be to really be good, whether it's a city or whether it's a company or somebody who you expect to lead it to have just a mass of people becomes anarchy.

3985
03:58:57,020 --> 03:59:02,020
So what is there sexual harassment in the IDF, the Israeli defense force?

3986
03:59:03,020 --> 03:59:10,020
The answer to the above question is, yes, there is sexual harassment in the Israeli defense forces.

3987
03:59:10,020 --> 03:59:20,020
Probably it has existed all along. Whereas in other sectors of Israeli society, the issue is surfacing as awareness among Israelis grows.

3988
03:59:22,020 --> 03:59:39,020
I mean, they do have special semen extraction units prowling the battlefield, which is a bit of a strange one as well. So who knows what goes on in the land of the living? You know, that's what's going on post life. What's going on in the land of the living? Sure.

3989
03:59:39,020 --> 03:59:52,020
What we've done is we said, okay, let's put people who really know what they're talking about at the helm. They'll dig up stuff on the net. They'll write original articles. They'll run chat and bulletin boards. They'll answer your email contractually in 24 hours, but they're usually on it right away.

3990
03:59:52,020 --> 03:59:53,020
Right.

3991
03:59:53,020 --> 03:59:55,020
Digging isn't simple.

3992
03:59:55,020 --> 03:59:56,020
Digging isn't simple.

3993
03:59:56,020 --> 04:00:00,020
Thanks very much for the tip there, Big Al. Thanks for the great information.

3994
04:00:00,020 --> 04:00:13,020
This is someone writing to israeliculture.guide@miniingo.com. Israeli culture guide.

3995
04:00:13,020 --> 04:00:16,020
Connecting with people that are interesting to you with somebody at the helm.

3996
04:00:16,020 --> 04:00:23,020
Okay, but the point is, as I understand it, you didn't hire these people. I mean, they contract with you, right? I mean, you sort of gathered guides who are already running cool websites.

3997
04:00:23,020 --> 04:00:26,020
You said, let's all get together in one sort of place and we'll provide infrastructure.

3998
04:00:26,020 --> 04:00:32,020
So what we did was we said, you know, you've got a great website, but let's make it all common. Let's recreate what you've done.

3999
04:00:32,020 --> 04:00:39,020
So we now have guides operating out of over 20 countries. When you think about the Israeli semen extraction unit, you think about what?

4000
04:00:39,020 --> 04:00:45,020
Lads frozen the battlefield with test tubes.

4001
04:00:45,020 --> 04:00:52,020
They all operate within the same system and structure. So we're able to pull all the chat rooms out or all the bulletin boards or all the directories.

4002
04:00:52,020 --> 04:00:58,020
So anyone who's going in for that unified directory approach can get it. Or if you're going for community, you can get that too.

4003
04:00:58,020 --> 04:01:02,020
You call these people guides and a guide is actually maybe a guy who was running his own little website.

4004
04:01:02,020 --> 04:01:09,020
He's a real expert in some area. But you don't tend to think about the sexual harassment that goes on in the Israeli Defense Force.

4005
04:01:09,020 --> 04:01:14,020
And now he's part of Mining Co. Is that the idea? Exactly. So the guides are independent contractors.

4006
04:01:14,020 --> 04:01:18,020
They work for a cut of the revenue. They're all professionals. Okay. So it's kind of a co-op. Is that the idea?

4007
04:01:18,020 --> 04:01:27,020
Well, it's a, all the sites are company controlled because we first and foremost have to really guarantee editorial integrity and the trust between consumers.

4008
04:01:27,020 --> 04:01:29,020
All right, so you don't run the thing.

4009
04:01:29,020 --> 04:01:30,020
And the total service. Absolutely.

4010
04:01:30,020 --> 04:01:32,020
All right, but if I'm a guide, what's my job?

4011
04:01:32,020 --> 04:01:39,020
Your job as a guide is to run a full-fledged site on a topic, whether that's back and neck injury or video game strategies.

4012
04:01:39,020 --> 04:01:45,020
And you are to find all the links that are relevant on the net to be better than Yahoo just in link finding.

4013
04:01:45,020 --> 04:01:49,020
And then also we want you to run a bulletin board chat room, original content. Great chat.

4014
04:01:49,020 --> 04:01:52,020
All of the structure that creates community by bringing people together.

4015
04:01:52,020 --> 04:02:00,020
Look at the fucking poise and dexterity and pure dedication to the craft of this cameraman back there.

4016
04:02:00,020 --> 04:02:03,020
Looks a bit like Larry Maggot, like a young Larry Maggot.

4017
04:02:04,020 --> 04:02:09,020
And these guides can make money doing this. I mean, you're selling ads on the big site and sharing revenue with these guys?

4018
04:02:09,020 --> 04:02:14,020
Absolutely. These guides can make money doing this. I mean, you're selling ads on the big site and sharing revenue with these guys?

4019
04:02:14,020 --> 04:02:19,020
Absolutely. The guides are basically working for 40% of the revenue and starting to make some serious money.

4020
04:02:19,020 --> 04:02:23,020
Thank you very much there, President Barack Obama there of MoneyGall.

4021
04:02:24,020 --> 04:02:26,020
What kinds of areas you go in. I mean, it's pretty deep, right?

4022
04:02:26,020 --> 04:02:29,020
I mean, you get to just about any interest you could think of on the mining code.

4023
04:02:29,020 --> 04:02:33,020
Well, we have 630 sites that actually cover 12,000 topics.

4024
04:02:34,020 --> 04:02:35,020
Wow.

4025
04:02:35,020 --> 04:02:37,020
So there really isn't anything at this point that we're not covering.

4026
04:02:37,020 --> 04:02:43,020
We cover everything from pregnancy to composite materials industry to Mark Twain.

4027
04:02:43,020 --> 04:02:46,020
All right, finally, let me ask you. I know you have a kind of war going on with Yahoo.

4028
04:02:46,020 --> 04:02:49,020
You're sort of competitors with Yahoo, and I suppose that's the point.

4029
04:02:49,020 --> 04:02:50,020
What's your disagreement with Yahoo?

4030
04:02:50,020 --> 04:02:52,020
Well, Yahoo doesn't list our individual sites.

4031
04:02:52,020 --> 04:02:53,020
Why?

4032
04:02:53,020 --> 04:02:56,020
We are a network of sites. They claim that we're a network structure,

4033
04:02:56,020 --> 04:03:01,020
yet they list all of 2,000 listings into the ZIF sites, which is a sister company.

4034
04:03:01,020 --> 04:03:02,020
Right.

4035
04:03:02,020 --> 04:03:11,020
So it really isn't the right argument. And our view is you either have to be, you know, have real editorial integrity and list what's out there and provide the best for people.

4036
04:03:11,020 --> 04:03:13,020
Or you have to say it.

4037
04:03:13,020 --> 04:03:22,020
You know, you can either be, you know, for the people who are using the net and provide them what's out there, but you really have to put that message out.

4038
04:03:22,020 --> 04:03:28,020
And they're not doing that. And so a Christianity site on the mining company is not getting found on Yahoo, and it should.

4039
04:03:28,020 --> 04:03:31,020
All right. My guess is mining coal will attract enough people. Hopefully you won't have to worry about it.

4040
04:03:31,020 --> 04:03:32,020
We think so, too.

4041
04:03:32,020 --> 04:03:33,020
Thank you, Scott.

4042
04:03:33,020 --> 04:03:34,020
Thank you.

4043
04:03:34,020 --> 04:03:42,020
For URLs of today's secret website, you'll go to the tech database site at cnpcd.com.

4044
04:03:42,020 --> 04:03:59,020
Mark, one of the things that I'm always complaining to Andrew and Stuart is that people spend too much time surfing the web. It's a very isolated thing. And it's very anti-social. And now you've got this new technology called CoNavigator, which is kind of ruining my argument. Explain a little bit more about what CoNavigator does.

4045
04:03:59,020 --> 04:04:16,020
Right. Yeah, the web today is a really lonely experience and we think we've got something to combat that. HipBone's got the first free internet co-navigation service. And what that is, is it allows two people to navigate the web together. And essentially what we can do...

4046
04:04:16,020 --> 04:04:18,020
So simultaneously they can surf...

4047
04:04:18,020 --> 04:04:29,020
Must have been a hot day in the office because the cameraman's shorts are fucking tight as fuck. And, uh, there might be a bit of a sweat situation going on.

4048
04:04:29,020 --> 04:04:31,020
Navigate the web together. And essentially what we can do...

4049
04:04:31,020 --> 04:04:33,020
So simultaneously they can surf...

4050
04:04:33,020 --> 04:04:36,020
Thank you very much there, Benjamin Netanyahu for the tip.

4051
04:04:36,020 --> 04:04:45,020
Right. I click... If we're CoNavigator, Jan, you click on a link, I follow. I click on a link and you follow. So we can do other things. We not only can we surf the web, but we can do other things.

4052
04:04:45,020 --> 04:04:52,020
Not only can we surf the web, but we can fill out forms, we can download files, we can play audio together, and we can watch video together at the same time.

4053
04:04:52,020 --> 04:04:55,020
Now the way that you get HipBone connected is you go to HipBone.com...

4054
04:04:55,020 --> 04:04:56,020
HipBone.

4055
04:04:56,020 --> 04:04:57,020
And...

4056
04:04:57,020 --> 04:05:02,020
And what you do is you essentially start a Java app that runs in your browser.

4057
04:05:02,020 --> 04:05:05,020
So I don't need to download a plug-in. There's no special services I need. Is that right?

4058
04:05:05,020 --> 04:05:12,020
No plug-ins at all. It's really easy. The only requirement is that you need Netscape, the newest Netscape and the newest Internet Explorer.

4059
04:05:12,020 --> 04:05:14,020
So I need the latest version and then I go from there.

4060
04:05:14,020 --> 04:05:15,020
And those are guaranteed that you'll work.

4061
04:05:15,020 --> 04:05:28,020
And so some examples. When you're describing this co-navigation, to me, it seems like what I would be prone to do is if I'm trying to get connected with somebody across the country, I'm going to phone them and say, "Hey, let's go co-navigate together."

4062
04:05:28,020 --> 04:05:31,020
Are there other ways that I can do that? It sounds a little inefficient to do it.

4063
04:05:31,020 --> 04:05:33,020
I don't know what they're on about.

4064
04:05:33,020 --> 04:05:35,020
The phone is a great way everybody's f***ing open.

4065
04:05:35,020 --> 04:05:37,020
We've got one user, she's f***ing people.

4066
04:05:37,020 --> 04:05:40,020
She's really getting with her mother across the country.

4067
04:05:40,020 --> 04:05:43,020
Co-navigating with your mother even in a car is a challenge sometimes.

4068
04:05:43,020 --> 04:05:47,020
Yeah, and what she's doing is she's planning for her wedding.

4069
04:05:47,020 --> 04:05:51,020
She's at brides... modernbride or something like that.

4070
04:05:51,020 --> 04:05:52,020
Modernbride.com, yeah.

4071
04:05:52,020 --> 04:05:55,020
It's just a chat box, is it? Hip-bone.

4072
04:05:55,020 --> 04:05:58,020
Like they're spending 10 minutes talking about it.

4073
04:05:58,020 --> 04:06:02,020
Where it's just a f***ing Java applet window that connects to something.

4074
04:06:02,020 --> 04:06:04,020
Oh, is it? Okay.

4075
04:06:04,020 --> 04:06:08,020
Modernbride.com and she's picking out the wedding dress and going for the bridesmaid.

4076
04:06:08,020 --> 04:06:11,020
When you think about hip-bone on the net, you think about what?

4077
04:06:11,020 --> 04:06:13,020
Thanks for the tips, Snoopy's dick.

4078
04:06:13,020 --> 04:06:15,020
You think about the hip-hop culture.

4079
04:06:15,020 --> 04:06:18,020
And even getting tips for the audio and different types of music.

4080
04:06:18,020 --> 04:06:20,020
The flowers and ceremony.

4081
04:06:20,020 --> 04:06:23,020
And then after that she goes off to macy's.com and does the bridal registry.

4082
04:06:23,020 --> 04:06:27,020
So it's a really interesting approach to using the web.

4083
04:06:27,020 --> 04:06:30,020
So I can just see the mother and the daughter in the chat room saying, "I want to say ivory.

4084
04:06:30,020 --> 04:06:31,020
No, no, no.

4085
04:06:31,020 --> 04:06:32,020
White.

4086
04:06:32,020 --> 04:06:33,020
Ivory."

4087
04:06:33,020 --> 04:06:34,020
Right.

4088
04:06:34,020 --> 04:06:35,020
Just going on forever.

4089
04:06:35,020 --> 04:06:36,020
So what are some other examples?

4090
04:06:36,020 --> 04:06:40,020
So there's another company called resources.com and it's more of a business to business relationship.

4091
04:06:40,020 --> 04:06:53,020
Resources.com is a portal for designers and manufacturers and buyers that all come together that want to share common information about perhaps...

4092
04:06:53,020 --> 04:06:56,020
It's actually building out office space.

4093
04:06:56,020 --> 04:07:02,020
Okay, so these guys can basically collaborate on the web together and do the designs and the layouts and those types of things.

4094
04:07:02,020 --> 04:07:03,020
Right.

4095
04:07:03,020 --> 04:07:06,020
Specking out what type of chairs are involved all the way out to the...

4096
04:07:06,020 --> 04:07:07,020
It's only thing...

4097
04:07:07,020 --> 04:07:08,020
Step...

4098
04:07:08,020 --> 04:07:09,020
It's not good.

4099
04:07:09,020 --> 04:07:10,020
Just go to...

4100
04:07:10,020 --> 04:07:11,020
Sorry about that.

4101
04:07:11,020 --> 04:07:13,020
I had to cut that one short.

4102
04:07:13,020 --> 04:07:14,020
It was rubbish.

4103
04:07:14,020 --> 04:07:17,020
Ben's been on the net and Yahoo.

4104
04:07:17,020 --> 04:07:18,020
Thank you very much for the tip there.

4105
04:07:18,020 --> 04:07:19,020
The net cafes.

4106
04:07:19,020 --> 04:07:23,020
You are the president and CEO, big title here, of Planet Out.

4107
04:07:23,020 --> 04:07:24,020
Yeah.

4108
04:07:24,020 --> 04:07:27,020
And I think it's got to be probably one of the largest...

4109
04:07:27,020 --> 04:07:34,020
They didn't really have time to maneuver to another section of Cybersmith for this so it was just straight after the Withers.

4110
04:07:35,020 --> 04:07:38,020
They got DeVries and this lady in...

4111
04:07:38,020 --> 04:07:41,020
An old Johnny Jockser there in his jocks.

4112
04:07:42,020 --> 04:07:44,020
Is really putting in a hard shift.

4113
04:07:46,020 --> 04:07:48,020
I don't even think they're shorts.

4114
04:07:48,020 --> 04:07:50,020
I think he's just down to his boxers.

4115
04:07:50,020 --> 04:07:53,020
The biggest gay and lesbian communities online.

4116
04:07:53,020 --> 04:07:56,020
You don't tend to think about the gay and lesbian communities online.

4117
04:07:56,020 --> 04:07:59,020
I think you see the open title here of Planet Out.

4118
04:07:59,020 --> 04:08:00,020
Yeah.

4119
04:08:00,020 --> 04:08:05,020
And I think it's got to be probably one of the largest gay and lesbian communities online.

4120
04:08:05,020 --> 04:08:07,020
I understand you guys are on AOL.

4121
04:08:07,020 --> 04:08:08,020
You're on the web.

4122
04:08:09,020 --> 04:08:13,020
Why is the gay and lesbian community as a whole a natural to be on the web?

4123
04:08:13,020 --> 04:08:15,020
Well, yes, our site.

4124
04:08:15,020 --> 04:08:18,020
We are the largest gay and lesbian internet site out there.

4125
04:08:18,020 --> 04:08:19,020
How many people?

4126
04:08:19,020 --> 04:08:22,020
Half a million people a month visiting Planet Out.

4127
04:08:22,020 --> 04:08:24,020
About 10-12 million page views.

4128
04:08:24,020 --> 04:08:30,020
And I guess the reason why people are online is because it's in some places in our country...

4129
04:08:30,020 --> 04:08:33,020
Stu, you just want Stu to be doing the interviews.

4130
04:08:33,020 --> 04:08:34,020
So you're gay.

4131
04:08:35,020 --> 04:08:36,020
And what else?

4132
04:08:37,020 --> 04:08:38,020
Right.

4133
04:08:39,020 --> 04:08:40,020
Okay.

4134
04:08:40,020 --> 04:08:44,020
It's not safe to be out and to be openly gay or lesbian or bi or trans.

4135
04:08:44,020 --> 04:08:50,020
So, you know, in fact in this country, in 41 states you can be fired for being gay.

4136
04:08:50,020 --> 04:08:55,020
So it's a really safe place to come online and find other gay and lesbian people.

4137
04:08:55,020 --> 04:08:56,020
I mean, a lot of us...

4138
04:08:56,020 --> 04:08:59,020
I live in San Francisco, so I have access to the Castro, which is a wonderful neighborhood.

4139
04:08:59,020 --> 04:09:00,020
Right.

4140
04:09:00,020 --> 04:09:01,020
If you live in Washington, you've got DuPont Circle.

4141
04:09:01,020 --> 04:09:02,020
But not everybody has that.

4142
04:09:02,020 --> 04:09:03,020
If you have New York, you have Greenwich Village.

4143
04:09:03,020 --> 04:09:04,020
But not everyone has that.

4144
04:09:04,020 --> 04:09:07,020
So Planet Out is really the cyberspace gay community.

4145
04:09:07,020 --> 04:09:08,020
Great.

4146
04:09:08,020 --> 04:09:16,020
So do you find that a lot of your users are coming from maybe, you know, not the larger urban centers or, you know, sort of diverse areas?

4147
04:09:16,020 --> 04:09:18,020
Yeah, we have people from all over the country.

4148
04:09:18,020 --> 04:09:21,020
I'd say, you know, probably eight or 10% of our site...

4149
04:09:21,020 --> 04:09:25,020
I'm just going to go for screenshots here of what it is they're talking about.

4150
04:09:25,020 --> 04:09:26,020
Okay.

4151
04:09:26,020 --> 04:09:31,020
Sort of a film area called Popcorn Queue, which is like the largest gay lesbian film site out there.

4152
04:09:31,020 --> 04:09:32,020
You can actually watch film online.

4153
04:09:32,020 --> 04:09:33,020
Wow.

4154
04:09:33,020 --> 04:09:34,020
Popcorn Queue.

4155
04:09:34,020 --> 04:09:35,020
So small snippet videos.

4156
04:09:35,020 --> 04:09:36,020
So you can see clips of...

4157
04:09:36,020 --> 04:09:37,020
So you can see clips of...

4158
04:09:37,020 --> 04:09:38,020
Yeah.

4159
04:09:38,020 --> 04:09:39,020
Quicktime and real, real videos.

4160
04:09:39,020 --> 04:09:40,020
Okay.

4161
04:09:40,020 --> 04:09:41,020
And the...

4162
04:09:41,020 --> 04:09:42,020
Zoom in there.

4163
04:09:42,020 --> 04:09:45,020
These are mostly movies that somehow are relating to...

4164
04:09:45,020 --> 04:09:48,020
Buy videos now for professionals.

4165
04:09:48,020 --> 04:09:51,020
Gay and lesbian lifestyle or just movies in general?

4166
04:09:51,020 --> 04:09:52,020
The whole combination of some of...

4167
04:09:52,020 --> 04:09:56,020
Some of them are gay themed films like something like In-N-Out or As Good As It Get.

4168
04:09:56,020 --> 04:09:57,020
For professionals.

4169
04:09:57,020 --> 04:10:00,020
And some of them are more sort of drama camp, funny commercials from the past.

4170
04:10:00,020 --> 04:10:04,020
And even some old news clips like Anita Bryant getting a pie in the face.

4171
04:10:04,020 --> 04:10:05,020
That was famous.

4172
04:10:05,020 --> 04:10:06,020
Yeah.

4173
04:10:06,020 --> 04:10:07,020
Okay.

4174
04:10:07,020 --> 04:10:08,020
Some of those are up there.

4175
04:10:08,020 --> 04:10:09,020
So lots of archived video.

4176
04:10:09,020 --> 04:10:10,020
Real history.

4177
04:10:10,020 --> 04:10:14,020
And of course with all of our different sites there's a back... a commerce backend so you can

4178
04:10:14,020 --> 04:10:15,020
buy videos online.

4179
04:10:15,020 --> 04:10:23,020
It's funny how when they cut to that shot there there's like a low rumbling deep bassy exhaust sound.

4180
04:10:23,020 --> 04:10:28,340
They couldn't have fucking mixed the audio better or cut that out.

4181
04:10:28,340 --> 04:10:37,800
Some of those are up there. So lots of archived video. And of course with all of our different sites, there's a commerce backend so you can buy videos online.

4182
04:10:37,800 --> 04:10:42,960
Which is also great because not everybody has access to the stores around.

4183
04:10:42,960 --> 04:10:50,800
Very important. We have music areas, we have a travel area, personal finance. We have a very serious news team. We publish five stories of gay and lesbian news every day.

4184
04:10:50,800 --> 04:10:58,520
So you have a dedicated staff of journalists that are in your company. We have three journalists in Los Angeles. They write all night and they publish in the morning.

4185
04:10:58,520 --> 04:11:09,160
I was actually reading tonight, there was this terrible story of a young man who was killed I think somewhere in... Where was that? Yeah. And so it seemed like you had very in-depth coverage and were really exploring all...

4186
04:11:09,160 --> 04:11:18,580
Heavy blow. And you're looking at that stage. We're here with Larry Maggot again. Some group that really needs that stage.

4187
04:11:18,580 --> 04:11:48,560
We're here with Larry Maggett again, syndicated columnist and all around internet expert. Larry, we're talking about cyber communities tonight. And you know, there's still this debate around, is a virtual friend as good as a real friend, better or worse? You know, some parents are worried that, hey, my kid's living in this sort of electronic world. What's happened to face-to-face?

4188
04:11:48,560 --> 04:11:49,980
Well, you can't get pregnant.

4189
04:11:50,020 --> 04:12:16,220
This poor fucking guy here is, it's the same setup for everybody. He didn't even move. His back must be killing. I'd say there's a bit of a sweat situation going on, but Larry has turned up in denim. So he's not really feeling the heat as much, but he probably doesn't have to do as much movement as the cameraman here. But this must have been a tight, scheduled episode. Not much movement in it at all. Sadly lacking.

4190
04:12:17,720 --> 04:12:23,360
I'm looking forward to that web startup. It's a 2000 episode. Might be a nice little detour.

4191
04:12:24,720 --> 04:12:36,060
Or a disease from a virtual friend. That's the good news. Not yet. Not yet. Maybe a computer virus. You know, you can have a relationship, and we know of cases. I guess it was Rush Limbaugh met his wife on a country server.

4192
04:12:36,060 --> 04:12:45,240
But personally, I would just see him have real friends. I think there is that risk that you create this sort of isolated sort of cyber community, and you don't go out and, you know, meet real people.

4193
04:12:45,480 --> 04:12:53,040
But for some people, it's a very important part of their lives, and they might not otherwise have that. I mean, people say, hey, I've got friends all over the world. Now, we meet every night, and so on.

4194
04:12:53,080 --> 04:13:08,080
Oh, there are people for whom this really has become a real community. And then they get together, and they have parties, and they interact. And, you know, it's hard to knock it for people who are really enjoying it. I worry more about kids. When they get totally fixated on these cyber friends, and they don't have a real life, then I just kind of worry about them.

4195
04:13:08,080 --> 04:13:24,600
Maybe they should be adults only for cyber communities. Yeah, or adults that can at least have some control over what they're doing. Last question. You know, we have cyber communities now, and the technology is kind of primitive. I mean, it's typewriter communities in a way. What happens when we get the bandwidth in a couple of years, and there's audio, video, virtual friends?

4196
04:13:24,600 --> 04:13:36,780
Wait, we get X-rated communities. I think there is the risk that people are going to get carried away. And again, maturity is real important. People have to look at this stuff with a grain of salt, not get too carried away, and just enjoy it for what it is.

4197
04:13:37,500 --> 04:13:44,500
For URLs of today's featured websites, just go to the Netcafe site at cnpcd.com.

4198
04:13:45,700 --> 04:14:02,040
So, Mark, you're from Yahoo Club, and it seems like the portal sites are kind of going around in circles. I think community was way back at the beginning, and now suddenly community is back again four years later. Tell me about clubs. What is a club?

4199
04:14:02,240 --> 04:14:03,000
What is a club?

4200
04:14:03,040 --> 04:14:03,620
On the web.

4201
04:14:04,000 --> 04:14:06,920
For Yahoo, a club is really about...

4202
04:14:06,920 --> 04:14:07,760
Mark's home.

4203
04:14:07,760 --> 04:14:22,920
...person community space for our users. You talked about the circle and how we've come around. In the past two years, what we've done is we've seen users saying, you know, I want my personal space on Yahoo. I want a place I can call my own, a place that I can control and share information with my friends and build relationships.

4204
04:14:23,160 --> 04:14:25,520
But this is different than a personal website, right?

4205
04:14:25,520 --> 04:14:25,820
Certainly.

4206
04:14:25,820 --> 04:14:27,640
This is a members-only kind of thing?

4207
04:14:27,640 --> 04:14:37,640
It can be, or it can be open to the public. It depends on the kind of member base that you're looking for. It's really about building relationships, though, and that's the difference between us and some other sites that are mainly focused on homepages.

4208
04:14:37,640 --> 04:14:38,640
Okay.

4209
04:14:38,640 --> 04:14:47,640
We give you the tools to build those relationships with people, whether it be a chat room or a message board list. It's not about looking at a static page. It's about communicating with each other.

4210
04:14:47,640 --> 04:15:03,640
Okay, well, let me give me a couple examples. I belong to a men's group, very California thing. Okay, we've got together for the last five years on a Monday night, so I miss it a lot because I'm here at this show. But my girlfriend's in an investment club as well. What are some of the kind of things we can do with a Yahoo club type thing?

4211
04:15:03,640 --> 04:15:09,640
For the men's club, that's a great example. Say you couldn't make the meeting, you didn't want to know what's going on. People could post what happened in that meeting.

4212
04:15:09,640 --> 04:15:19,640
What the fuck is that? Why is someone slapping that lad's head in the picture? The founder of Bald by Choice men. Okay, it's a club for bald men by choice.

4213
04:15:19,640 --> 04:15:35,640
Who prefer having no hair on their heads. If you're already going bald and decided to go all the way shaving it off. Or if you still would have all your hair, but feel like nothing but smooth skin. When you run your hand on your scalp. This is the right place for you.

4214
04:15:35,640 --> 04:15:48,640
Here we can share information to improve our bald look. I mean, how can you, it's just a bald, it's one look. There is no real way of changing that, is there?

4215
04:15:48,640 --> 04:16:13,640
Or you can ask for advice and encouragement if you're not bald but would like to shave your head. Bald by choice men, Yahoo!

4216
04:16:13,640 --> 04:16:18,640
Yeah, who groups.

4217
04:16:18,640 --> 04:16:38,640
All by choice men, so you can just, you can download the entire message logs of these groups. I think I'd need beer for that.

4218
04:16:38,640 --> 04:16:40,640
I think I'd need beer for that.

4219
04:16:41,640 --> 04:16:43,640
...to discuss those issues a little bit more further.

4220
04:16:43,640 --> 04:16:49,640
Uh, in the case of an investment club, you have a lot of people in there who are talking about what happened in the market today.

4221
04:16:49,640 --> 04:16:53,640
Uh, they're pointing out links to areas where the market is...

4222
04:16:53,640 --> 04:16:56,640
...brain dump chip site, was it?

4223
04:16:56,640 --> 04:16:58,640
Was that what we were just, what I was just looking at there?

4224
04:16:58,640 --> 04:16:59,640
Brain dump.

4225
04:17:02,640 --> 04:17:03,640
No way.

4226
04:17:03,640 --> 04:17:04,640
We've come full circle.

4227
04:17:04,640 --> 04:17:05,640
Fucking hell.

4228
04:17:05,640 --> 04:17:07,640
Eagle Eye Cherry there, Brooklyn.

4229
04:17:07,640 --> 04:17:09,640
Noticing that this brain dump...

4230
04:17:09,640 --> 04:17:12,640
Thank you very much for the tip there, the hair on stew.

4231
04:17:13,640 --> 04:17:16,640
With the chip. Is, is chip your real name chip?

4232
04:17:16,640 --> 04:17:17,640
No it's not.

4233
04:17:17,640 --> 04:17:26,640
...changing our little profiles of stuff that they have their eye on.

4234
04:17:26,640 --> 04:17:31,640
Uh, so it's a lot of places where they can really share information and again, talk with each other and get into the issues.

4235
04:17:31,640 --> 04:17:37,640
Okay, now with the men's group, obviously maybe I don't want the whole world to see what I'm doing.

4236
04:17:37,640 --> 04:17:41,640
So how could I make it more, more private, more focused just on the members of the group?

4237
04:17:41,640 --> 04:17:45,640
Sure, and that's a good point. That's what a lot of people are interested in, especially families.

4238
04:17:45,640 --> 04:17:46,640
Right.

4239
04:17:46,640 --> 04:17:47,640
They want a club that's a little bit more private.

4240
04:17:47,640 --> 04:17:50,640
We have the ability to make a club what we call unlisted.

4241
04:17:50,640 --> 04:17:52,640
And by that it's not searchable in the directory.

4242
04:17:52,640 --> 04:17:53,640
Unlisted!

4243
04:17:53,640 --> 04:17:56,640
It's not accessible by anyone who does not have an invitation.

4244
04:17:56,640 --> 04:17:59,640
So a member or the person who creates the club has to...

4245
04:17:59,640 --> 04:18:02,640
...a place to talk about the band Hanson there.

4246
04:18:02,640 --> 04:18:03,640
...and an invitation out to other members.

4247
04:18:03,640 --> 04:18:05,640
That's the way you get into the club and that's how you...

4248
04:18:05,640 --> 04:18:06,640
Okay.

4249
04:18:06,640 --> 04:18:07,640
...we've got a solid thatch.

4250
04:18:07,640 --> 04:18:08,640
...how you access information.

4251
04:18:08,640 --> 04:18:09,640
And you need a passcode or you can just...

4252
04:18:09,640 --> 04:18:10,640
It's all done through cookies.

4253
04:18:10,640 --> 04:18:11,640
Okay.

4254
04:18:11,640 --> 04:18:12,640
So it's really pretty much invisible to be used.

4255
04:18:12,640 --> 04:18:13,640
Great.

4256
04:18:13,640 --> 04:18:15,640
So once I'm on, I just go on, I can get on anything like that.

4257
04:18:15,640 --> 04:18:16,640
Exactly.

4258
04:18:16,640 --> 04:18:20,640
Okay, give me some examples of some fun, kind of crazy clubs that people are creating.

4259
04:18:20,640 --> 04:18:21,640
Sure.

4260
04:18:21,640 --> 04:18:23,640
Our number one club so far is the Hanson fan club.

4261
04:18:23,640 --> 04:18:26,640
Attracting the love and sweethearts of Hanson everywhere.

4262
04:18:26,640 --> 04:18:27,640
Okay.

4263
04:18:27,640 --> 04:18:31,640
It has about 1700 members and these guys are really just using it to the fullest potential.

4264
04:18:31,640 --> 04:18:33,640
They have this club and they're chatting every day.

4265
04:18:33,640 --> 04:18:35,640
You go in, the chat room is near capacity.

4266
04:18:35,640 --> 04:18:37,640
And these are just fans that created this?

4267
04:18:37,640 --> 04:18:38,640
Bands of Hanson.

4268
04:18:38,640 --> 04:18:40,640
Well, it's actually the official fan club is the one that's the most popular.

4269
04:18:40,640 --> 04:18:41,640
Okay.

4270
04:18:41,640 --> 04:18:44,640
The Hanson band has, through their manager, set up an official club through us.

4271
04:18:44,640 --> 04:18:47,640
And they post, you know, here's what's going on with the band.

4272
04:18:47,640 --> 04:18:48,640
Here's what's coming up.

4273
04:18:48,640 --> 04:18:49,640
And post a little notes.

4274
04:18:49,640 --> 04:18:51,640
Hey from the road, Zach says hi.

4275
04:18:51,640 --> 04:18:52,640
And...

4276
04:18:52,640 --> 04:18:54,640
So Hanson actually is involved in this club.

4277
04:18:54,640 --> 04:18:55,640
Exactly.

4278
04:18:55,640 --> 04:18:56,640
To some extent.

4279
04:18:56,640 --> 04:18:57,640
And they come in and they get things started.

4280
04:18:57,640 --> 04:18:58,640
To some extent.

4281
04:18:58,640 --> 04:18:59,640
Exactly.

4282
04:18:59,640 --> 04:19:00,640
To some extent.

4283
04:19:00,640 --> 04:19:01,640
And once they get...

4284
04:19:01,640 --> 04:19:08,640
They get things started, they get the club members take off and just let things elevate from there.

4285
04:19:08,640 --> 04:19:11,640
That's probably a good example of one of the official clubs that are more popular.

4286
04:19:11,640 --> 04:19:12,640
Right.

4287
04:19:12,640 --> 04:19:13,640
Okay.

4288
04:19:13,640 --> 04:19:14,640
So more on the homegrown side of things.

4289
04:19:14,640 --> 04:19:15,640
Sure.

4290
04:19:15,640 --> 04:19:21,640
There is a club, actually a friend of mine pointed to me to the other day, for a friend that went to the Peace Corps in Mali, Africa.

4291
04:19:21,640 --> 04:19:22,640
Mali, middle of nowhere.

4292
04:19:22,640 --> 04:19:24,640
I wouldn't think there was an internet connection.

4293
04:19:24,640 --> 04:19:25,640
But...

4294
04:19:25,640 --> 04:19:31,640
We're in the entire, look kind of Kenyanistic African garb.

4295
04:19:31,640 --> 04:19:34,640
Or Mali, he actually just said Mali.

4296
04:19:34,640 --> 04:19:36,640
Other words that begin with Mali malignant.

4297
04:19:36,640 --> 04:19:38,640
There happens to be one.

4298
04:19:38,640 --> 04:19:41,640
That's Kathy Fox there.

4299
04:19:41,640 --> 04:19:48,640
You can check out her adventures in Mali.

4300
04:19:48,640 --> 04:19:51,640
In a diplomat's office, or sorry, the embassy.

4301
04:19:51,640 --> 04:20:04,640
This woman who joined the Peace Corps, who was recently from Silicon Valley, joined in there and joined a club.

4302
04:20:04,640 --> 04:20:08,640
And she shares information in Mali from what's going on over there.

4303
04:20:08,640 --> 04:20:12,640
But likewise, her friends here communicate with her in just one forum.

4304
04:20:12,640 --> 04:20:15,640
They say, you know, October 9th I'll be in a chat room.

4305
04:20:15,640 --> 04:20:17,640
And so we can all talk with her live, internationally.

4306
04:20:17,640 --> 04:20:18,640
Mm-hm.

4307
04:20:18,640 --> 04:20:21,640
Keeping that relationship going, despite the fact that we're on two different continents.

4308
04:20:21,640 --> 04:20:22,640
So it's a pretty...

4309
04:20:22,640 --> 04:20:23,640
Rubbish.

4310
04:20:23,640 --> 04:20:24,640
Rubbish.

4311
04:20:24,640 --> 04:20:28,640
It's crazy to have a discussion about online communities and not have one of the largest online communities on the web today.

4312
04:20:28,640 --> 04:20:29,640
And that's GeoCities.

4313
04:20:29,640 --> 04:20:30,640
Now you're the founder.

4314
04:20:30,640 --> 04:20:31,640
Yeah.

4315
04:20:31,640 --> 04:20:33,640
And you know, I have one question.

4316
04:20:33,640 --> 04:20:36,640
Before we start talking about GeoCities, I'm a little confused.

4317
04:20:36,640 --> 04:20:40,640
There's all this talk about online communities, and there's all this talk about portals.

4318
04:20:40,640 --> 04:20:41,640
What...

4319
04:20:41,640 --> 04:20:42,640
Are they both the same thing?

4320
04:20:42,640 --> 04:20:44,640
What's the difference between a portal and an online community?

4321
04:20:44,640 --> 04:20:45,640
Jane, that's a good question.

4322
04:20:45,640 --> 04:20:48,640
I think we should start with how we define online community.

4323
04:20:48,640 --> 04:20:50,640
And we really define it four ways.

4324
04:20:50,640 --> 04:20:51,640
One, common in B.

4325
04:20:51,640 --> 04:20:55,640
Whoa, the fucking life is teeming out of bonnet here.

4326
04:20:55,640 --> 04:21:02,640
Make sure your bonnet's fucking fixed on tight, because that engine is going to go into cyberspace.

4327
04:21:02,640 --> 04:21:05,640
What's the difference between a portal and an online community?

4328
04:21:05,640 --> 04:21:06,640
Jane, that's a good question.

4329
04:21:06,640 --> 04:21:11,640
I think we should start with how we define online community.

4330
04:21:11,640 --> 04:21:13,640
And we really define it four ways.

4331
04:21:13,640 --> 04:21:15,640
One, common interest.

4332
04:21:15,640 --> 04:21:20,640
People come together because they have a desire to meet others of similar interests.

4333
04:21:20,640 --> 04:21:26,640
So whether it's about sports or politics or finance or entertainment, movies, TV shows.

4334
04:21:26,640 --> 04:21:28,640
GeoCities has 41...

4335
04:21:28,640 --> 04:21:31,640
Shitty Mark, thank you very much there.

4336
04:21:31,640 --> 04:21:36,640
You want to be careful then, Bob, but next thing you know, you'd be Phil Mitchell-ing some young fella.

4337
04:21:36,640 --> 04:21:37,640
Thank you very much for that.

4338
04:21:37,640 --> 04:21:41,640
...neighbourhoods and 500-some themes of common interest.

4339
04:21:41,640 --> 04:21:42,640
So that's number one.

4340
04:21:42,640 --> 04:21:47,640
Number two, people join a community because they're looking to get something out of it.

4341
04:21:47,640 --> 04:21:48,640
They're looking to meet new friends.

4342
04:21:48,640 --> 04:21:51,640
They're looking to share their experiences, thoughts, and ideas.

4343
04:21:51,640 --> 04:21:57,640
Or maybe they join a community because by virtue of the fact they join, they get discounts on goods and services.

4344
04:21:57,640 --> 04:21:59,640
So there's some payback.

4345
04:21:59,640 --> 04:22:04,640
Number three, every community, whether it's in the real world or on the internet, has an economic infrastructure.

4346
04:22:04,640 --> 04:22:05,640
And we have that at GeoCities.

4347
04:22:05,640 --> 04:22:07,640
We're primarily advertising supported.

4348
04:22:07,640 --> 04:22:10,640
And then number four is what I call the limit test.

4349
04:22:10,640 --> 04:22:11,640
Fuck is that?

4350
04:22:11,640 --> 04:22:12,640
And that's...

4351
04:22:12,640 --> 04:22:13,640
Check that out, man.

4352
04:22:13,640 --> 04:22:16,640
Probably the most interesting image of the night so far.

4353
04:22:16,640 --> 04:22:17,640
Monster Mayhem.

4354
04:22:17,640 --> 04:22:17,640
GeoCities is after you.

4355
04:22:17,640 --> 04:22:31,640
There's a new, uh, little sting for the stream anyway.

4356
04:22:31,640 --> 04:22:32,640
The participation and effort.

4357
04:22:32,640 --> 04:22:33,640
And then number four structure.

4358
04:22:33,640 --> 04:22:34,640
And we have that at GeoCities.

4359
04:22:34,640 --> 04:22:35,640
We're primarily advertising supported.

4360
04:22:35,640 --> 04:22:36,640
And then number four is what I call the litmus test.

4361
04:22:36,640 --> 04:22:52,640
And that's the participation and effort and the contribution the members make.

4362
04:22:52,640 --> 04:22:58,640
I think what creates a community is when the members care about the site, they put their own effort into helping make it grow.

4363
04:22:58,640 --> 04:22:59,640
That's what we are as a community.

4364
04:22:59,640 --> 04:23:00,640
That's what we are as a community.

4365
04:23:00,640 --> 04:23:01,640
Now a portal site is a little different.

4366
04:23:01,640 --> 04:23:03,640
A portal site is a place where people can sleep.

4367
04:23:03,640 --> 04:23:04,640
Oh my god.

4368
04:23:04,640 --> 04:23:07,640
This fucking guy is sending me to sleep.

4369
04:23:07,640 --> 04:23:13,640
I don't know about you, but this is exactly the kind of thing you need when you are about to...

4370
04:23:13,640 --> 04:23:14,640
You're trying to get to sleep.

4371
04:23:14,640 --> 04:23:15,640
This is perfect.

4372
04:23:15,640 --> 04:23:18,640
But I am fucking on the way out here.

4373
04:23:18,640 --> 04:23:23,640
It's only this monster mayhem image that's keeping me awake at the moment.

4374
04:23:23,640 --> 04:23:26,640
...anticipation and effort and the contribution the members make.

4375
04:23:26,640 --> 04:23:32,640
I think what creates a community is when the members care about the site, they put their own effort into helping make it grow.

4376
04:23:32,640 --> 04:23:33,640
Old Greg.

4377
04:23:33,640 --> 04:23:34,640
That's what we are as a community.

4378
04:23:34,640 --> 04:23:36,640
Now a portal site is a little different.

4379
04:23:36,640 --> 04:23:37,640
A portal site...

4380
04:23:37,640 --> 04:23:39,640
Now a portal site is a little different.

4381
04:23:39,640 --> 04:23:42,640
It's like, oh, now he's going to go off for another five minutes.

4382
04:23:42,640 --> 04:23:44,640
...is a place where people...

4383
04:23:44,640 --> 04:23:46,640
Enhancing the comedown.

4384
04:23:46,640 --> 04:23:51,640
He's lulling us into a lovely, safe slumber state.

4385
04:23:51,640 --> 04:23:53,640
Come to and they pass through.

4386
04:23:53,640 --> 04:23:58,640
And look at the ways he emphasizes pass through there.

4387
04:23:58,640 --> 04:24:02,640
It's he's really in on top of that.

4388
04:24:02,640 --> 04:24:05,640
When they pass through, that's...

4389
04:24:05,640 --> 04:24:10,640
Like you can actually feel him passing through your soul.

4390
04:24:10,640 --> 04:24:12,640
When he says that as well.

4391
04:24:12,640 --> 04:24:13,640
Pass through.

4392
04:24:13,640 --> 04:24:14,640
Pass through.

4393
04:24:14,640 --> 04:24:15,640
It's right about there.

4394
04:24:15,640 --> 04:24:16,640
You can pinpoint the moment.

4395
04:24:16,640 --> 04:24:17,640
He literally leaps into your soul.

4396
04:24:17,640 --> 04:24:18,640
And he's still there.

4397
04:24:18,640 --> 04:24:19,640
Portal site is a little different.

4398
04:24:19,640 --> 04:24:23,640
A portal site is a place where people come to and they pass through.

4399
04:24:23,640 --> 04:24:24,640
That's the definition of what a portal is.

4400
04:24:24,640 --> 04:24:27,640
And in Geocities we found that people come and they stay.

4401
04:24:27,640 --> 04:24:32,640
They find others who have a similar interest or they set up their own homepage or go in one of our chat rooms.

4402
04:24:32,640 --> 04:24:33,640
So I think that's the difference.

4403
04:24:33,640 --> 04:24:34,640
Oh my gosh.

4404
04:24:34,640 --> 04:24:43,640
Well, one of the things with portal sites though is that when people are trying to really grow their portal site, they add things like community or chat, free home pages, which I know is a really big part of Geocities.

4405
04:24:43,640 --> 04:24:44,640
Right.

4406
04:24:44,640 --> 04:24:50,640
So are the lines getting grayer between an online community in its purest form and a portal site?

4407
04:24:50,640 --> 04:24:51,640
Oh, I think so.

4408
04:24:51,640 --> 04:24:56,640
And when you look at what community is, community is really ideally suited to the Internet.

4409
04:24:56,640 --> 04:24:59,640
The Internet was formed as a joint family of the Internet.

4410
04:24:59,640 --> 04:25:02,640
And the Internet was formed as a joint family of the Internet.

4411
04:25:02,640 --> 04:25:05,640
And the Internet was formed as a joint family of the Internet.

4412
04:25:05,640 --> 04:25:10,640
And the Internet was formed as a joint family of the Internet.

4413
04:25:10,640 --> 04:25:14,640
And the Internet was formed as a joint venture between the government.

4414
04:25:14,640 --> 04:25:19,640
Thank you very much, Steve Martin, for the tip there.

4415
04:25:19,640 --> 04:25:22,640
You say thanks for another evening of splendicity.

4416
04:25:22,640 --> 04:25:29,640
Look, it's not been the best episode and the pace sadly died, I think, for the last 45 minutes of Resi.

4417
04:25:29,640 --> 04:25:37,640
But when you think about fucking stream topics, you think about what Resident Evil, Fallout, maybe a bit of Tommy Shrug on the plane.

4418
04:25:37,640 --> 04:25:42,640
But you don't tend to think about the fucking falling asleep to the Netcafe episodes community.

4419
04:25:42,640 --> 04:25:46,640
But thanks very much for the tip and Internet of Higgins as well.

4420
04:25:46,640 --> 04:25:48,640
...and academia and business.

4421
04:25:48,640 --> 04:25:53,640
And it was to allow those people to share common interest on defense projects and other things.

4422
04:25:53,640 --> 04:25:55,640
Thank you very much. Would you be well.

4423
04:25:55,640 --> 04:25:59,640
So Geocities has really tapped into what the core strength of the Internet is.

4424
04:25:59,640 --> 04:26:04,640
One, it gives people a sense of participation. It gives them an opportunity to express themselves.

4425
04:26:04,640 --> 04:26:08,640
Chat.

4426
04:26:08,640 --> 04:26:10,640
Why do they keep going for this angle?

4427
04:26:10,640 --> 04:26:15,640
...into your site. I mean, how many users are going to be able to share the Internet?

4428
04:26:15,640 --> 04:26:16,640
How many users do you have today? How many of you?

4429
04:26:16,640 --> 04:26:18,640
We have over 2.5 million active members and 15 million visitors a month. So it's a busy site.

4430
04:26:18,640 --> 04:26:19,640
...busy site.

4431
04:26:19,640 --> 04:26:23,640
And you've organized it in neighborhoods, is that right? Or how does it work?

4432
04:26:23,640 --> 04:26:25,640
...to your site. And you've organized it in neighborhoods, is that right? Or how does it work?

4433
04:26:25,640 --> 04:26:26,640
...specific areas?

4434
04:26:26,640 --> 04:26:27,640
...to your site. I mean, how many users do you have today? How many of you?

4435
04:26:27,640 --> 04:26:31,640
We have over 2.5 million active members and 15 million visitors a month. So it's a busy site.

4436
04:26:31,640 --> 04:26:35,640
...busy site. And you've organized it in neighborhoods, is that right? Or how does it...

4437
04:26:35,640 --> 04:26:36,640
...specific areas?

4438
04:26:36,640 --> 04:26:38,640
...to your site. I mean, how many users do you have today? How many of you?

4439
04:26:38,640 --> 04:26:43,640
We have over 2.5 million active members and 15 million visitors a month. So it's a busy site.

4440
04:26:43,640 --> 04:26:48,640
...busy site. And you've organized it in neighborhoods, is that right? Or how does it...

4441
04:26:48,640 --> 04:26:49,640
...specific areas?

4442
04:26:49,640 --> 04:26:53,640
...geocities has 40 communities of interest. And the interesting thing is...

4443
04:26:53,640 --> 04:26:56,640
The guy with the shorts on the camera.

4444
04:26:56,640 --> 04:27:00,640
...has just gone... I'm just gonna sit on the fucking floor for this one.

4445
04:27:00,640 --> 04:27:03,640
He's wrecked. His back's fucked.

4446
04:27:03,640 --> 04:27:08,640
He got a bit of something to lean on there by sitting on the floor.

4447
04:27:08,640 --> 04:27:14,640
...created a context for those themes. And we use the names of real places to evoke a theme.

4448
04:27:14,640 --> 04:27:17,640
So Silicon Valley is a theme for high tech.

4449
04:27:17,640 --> 04:27:22,640
Would you be well. Thank you very much there. Any chance of some unreal F1 replays?

4450
04:27:22,640 --> 04:27:29,640
I don't think I've got anything left in the tank at the moment. I'm just hanging in here with this episode.

4451
04:27:29,640 --> 04:27:35,640
It's been an absolute... not a stinker, but it's just been... not... it doesn't have enough juice in it.

4452
04:27:35,640 --> 04:27:44,640
This fella here has provided the most amount of sauce. You know, where he's like passing through the portal into you. But I mean...

4453
04:27:44,640 --> 04:27:59,640
We've got Wall Street for finance. We have Bourbon Street for jazz. We have Nashville for country music. We have Hollywood for entertainment. And so we've created a state of mind by using familiar place names. And those are the broad neighborhood definitions in Geo cities.

4454
04:27:59,640 --> 04:28:02,640
Okay, so I jump into, let's say Bourbon Street and I'm a jazz...

4455
04:28:02,640 --> 04:28:04,640
Chip Diaries, thank you very much.

4456
04:28:04,640 --> 04:28:08,640
...and I want to start my own homepage. The one thing... you're offering me a free homepage.

4457
04:28:08,640 --> 04:28:09,640
Right.

4458
04:28:09,640 --> 04:28:13,640
But the one thing is, is to design a homepage, it's really technical. It's very complicated. How do you...

4459
04:28:13,640 --> 04:28:22,640
You know, Jane, if you can use a mouse, and if you're a jazz fan, you can have a great jazz page up in Bourbon Street in five, ten minutes. You can point...

4460
04:28:22,640 --> 04:28:23,640
What's that?

4461
04:28:23,640 --> 04:28:24,640
It's very complicated. How do you...

4462
04:28:24,640 --> 04:28:26,640
You know, Jane, if you can use a mouse...

4463
04:28:26,640 --> 04:28:37,640
He's really getting in... he's like getting it personal going, "You know, Jane, you like jazz and you want a mouse, you can get a great jazz site up in Bourbon Street in a minute."

4464
04:28:37,640 --> 04:28:40,640
...mouse, and if you're a jazz fan, you can...

4465
04:28:40,640 --> 04:28:43,640
It's really technical. It's very complicated. How do you...

4466
04:28:43,640 --> 04:28:45,640
You know, Jane, if you can use a mouse, and if...

4467
04:28:45,640 --> 04:29:02,640
I think he goes a little bit hard... he goes ham again in a moment. No, he doesn't.

4468
04:29:02,640 --> 04:29:07,640
...the great jazz page up in Bourbon Street in five, ten minutes. You can point to your favorite jazz site.

4469
04:29:07,640 --> 04:29:08,640
Sheila Majid.

4470
04:29:08,640 --> 04:29:15,640
On the net, you can upload graphics of your favorite jazz artist, and most important, you can meet other jazz fans, right in Bourbon Street.

4471
04:29:15,640 --> 04:29:22,640
So basically, I can pick the community I want to be in, and I can create my own homepage, and then the world is my oyster, as they say.

4472
04:29:22,640 --> 04:29:35,640
You know, we have some interesting examples of members who have all gotten together and joined in the same street or block in the neighborhood, and that started a little club, and then it gets bigger and bigger from there, and all of a sudden you have a thriving community all around jazz.

4473
04:29:35,640 --> 04:29:40,640
Well, if people want to check out the real online community, Geocities is one of the hot sites to check out. Thanks for my favor.

4474
04:29:40,640 --> 04:29:43,640
www.geocities.com.

4475
04:29:43,640 --> 04:29:47,640
So, what did we find out is new with the cyber communities?

4476
04:29:47,640 --> 04:29:49,640
We think Planet Out was one of the...

4477
04:29:49,640 --> 04:29:52,640
So, what did we find out is new with the cyber communities?

4478
04:29:52,640 --> 04:29:59,640
We think Planet Out was one of the best uses of community, really taking a group that needs a community safe, a safe space, and brings them all together.

4479
04:29:59,640 --> 04:30:00,640
Very impressive.

4480
04:30:00,640 --> 04:30:01,640
And what was best for you?

4481
04:30:01,640 --> 04:30:02,640
The Coe Navigator tool was really cool.

4482
04:30:02,640 --> 04:30:05,640
I mean, I think it's the beginning of something beautiful.

4483
04:30:05,640 --> 04:30:06,640
Wow.

4484
04:30:06,640 --> 04:30:20,640
Well, Mining Coe, we'll call it mining company, but it's miningcoe.com, with Scott Kerner, the guy I talked to. It's a very interesting set. It really puts people back on the way. We complain about it's all sort of impersonal.

4485
04:30:20,640 --> 04:30:21,640
Right.

4486
04:30:21,640 --> 04:30:26,640
You really know there are human beings behind it, and it really makes a big difference to me. So, I kind of like that.

4487
04:30:26,640 --> 04:30:30,640
Anyhow, that's our look at cyber communities, and that's it for tonight. It's CyberSmith.

4488
04:30:30,640 --> 04:30:39,640
Stu has no interest, but he's still the professional. He's still putting the fucking brave face on it. He's controlling the situation.

4489
04:30:39,640 --> 04:30:46,640
I kind of like that. Anyhow, that's our look at cyber communities, and that's it for tonight. It's CyberSmith. We'll see you here next time.

4490
04:30:46,640 --> 04:30:50,640
The Net Cafe is made possible in part by CyberSmith.

4491
04:30:50,640 --> 04:30:59,640
You know, I think that not all the fucking early, the first season episodes, which had the "Take Me To Your Dealer" t-shirt in...

4492
04:30:59,640 --> 04:31:10,640
There's a few there that weren't seen, like, you know, they probably have some pure gold in them, just basically because it was the first season of this whole concept.

4493
04:31:10,640 --> 04:31:15,640
I'm thinking that maybe that's something that needs to be checked out the next time we're looking at this, because...

4494
04:31:15,640 --> 04:31:25,640
This one here from Web Startups in 2000, Sergey Brin. Sergey from fucking Google is after you. He's in it.

4495
04:31:25,640 --> 04:31:30,640
I'm not sure if we watched this, did we? Because, I mean, it was a...

4496
04:31:30,640 --> 04:31:34,640
That's a big name, like, it's probably the biggest name in the series.

4497
04:31:34,640 --> 04:31:43,640
Anyway, that's not, that's not the first series. This would probably be like the third or fourth series of Net Cafe.

4498
04:31:43,640 --> 04:31:53,640
I just want to make sure that the next time we're not going into it cold. It was an impromptu look at the Net Cafe at the end, tail end of Resident Evil.

4499
04:31:53,640 --> 04:32:01,640
So I hadn't put the feelers out. I hadn't done my due diligence. And that's why we ended up with a bit of a fucking stinkhauser.

4500
04:32:02,640 --> 04:32:14,640
Fair play to Larry. Jane Withers. It started like it was going to be promising with the IDF. Went downhill. Withers raised the game.

4501
04:32:15,640 --> 04:32:22,640
Again, lesbian stuff. Meh. That fella there with the blue shirt. Pure meh.

4502
04:32:23,640 --> 04:32:36,640
Old Greg. A highlight near the end. Not great. And then this fella with the spirit of jazz. Probably the most interesting guy.

4503
04:32:36,640 --> 04:32:44,640
But it has to be said, the first series will probably be a lot better. If we get to that on maybe Thursday or Friday night or something.

4504
04:32:44,640 --> 04:32:57,640
And I mean, obviously, I'd say Friday night, Saturday night, because then and only then can a certain uncle. I'm not on about Tom, but a certain uncle can be contacted for a bit of help as well.

4505
04:32:57,640 --> 04:33:11,640
I hate to be relying on him. I really do. And I'm wondering what this is my non enjoyment of this particular episode because this is the watershed moment for me. I've never not really had a downer episode.

4506
04:33:12,640 --> 04:33:16,640
But I'm thinking, is that because Uncle Tisky wasn't involved?

4507
04:33:19,640 --> 04:33:24,640
You don't want to be relying upon that as a fucking crutch.

4508
04:33:24,640 --> 04:33:26,640
But I think this was rubbish anyway.

4509
04:33:29,640 --> 04:33:30,640
As an episode at all.

4510
04:33:34,640 --> 04:33:35,640
Double handing or magic.

4511
04:33:36,640 --> 04:33:40,640
Plus a new way to assemble personalized views.

4512
04:33:40,640 --> 04:33:48,640
And this is the number thing. Look, the web startups episode, probably a fucking a real good one. You've got Sir Guy from the internet.

4513
04:33:48,640 --> 04:33:50,640
We've got Sir Guy from Google.

4514
04:33:54,640 --> 04:33:56,640
He seems to know his way around the block.

4515
04:33:57,640 --> 04:33:58,640
How about you?

4516
04:33:58,640 --> 04:34:00,640
He seems to know his way around the block.

4517
04:34:01,640 --> 04:34:02,640
How about you?

4518
04:34:02,640 --> 04:34:04,640
Thank you very much there, Lorcan McD.

4519
04:34:07,640 --> 04:34:08,640
It's quite a boring episode.

4520
04:34:08,640 --> 04:34:12,640
I think the general consensus there in the chat was that it was a boring episode.

4521
04:34:13,640 --> 04:34:19,640
So it's not, we don't really have to worry about the fact that just because Uncle Tisky wasn't here, that's why.

4522
04:34:20,640 --> 04:34:21,640
There's Sir Guy.

4523
04:34:22,640 --> 04:34:23,640
It's actually shown that.

4524
04:34:23,640 --> 04:34:25,640
I'd say Stu did that interview, did he?

4525
04:34:25,640 --> 04:34:26,640
That's what?

4526
04:34:26,640 --> 04:34:28,640
Steven, you're with Octopus.com.

4527
04:34:29,640 --> 04:34:29,640
And I think...

4528
04:34:29,640 --> 04:34:31,640
No, that's Steven. That's not Sir Guy.

4529
04:34:32,640 --> 04:34:33,640
There's Sir Guy.

4530
04:34:33,640 --> 04:34:34,640
Yeah, Stu's on that.

4531
04:34:34,640 --> 04:34:35,640
The big guns.

4532
04:34:35,640 --> 04:34:37,640
I guess the typical Silicon Valley startup story.

4533
04:34:37,640 --> 04:34:39,640
And your dorm at Stanford is how this all happened.

4534
04:34:39,640 --> 04:34:40,640
Is that right?

4535
04:34:41,640 --> 04:34:42,640
I guess that's true.

4536
04:34:42,640 --> 04:34:43,640
We didn't really plan it that way.

4537
04:34:44,640 --> 04:34:48,640
This is while Google was still in its infancy and hadn't been sold.

4538
04:34:48,640 --> 04:34:50,640
And they still had some kind of like...

4539
04:34:51,640 --> 04:34:55,640
Kind of like hippie-ish fucking vision for the whole thing.

4540
04:34:55,640 --> 04:34:59,640
But eventually, Uncle Lucre came knocking on the door.

4541
04:34:59,640 --> 04:35:05,640
And the boys just had to let that uncle in and fucking give him tea and biscuits and everything.

4542
04:35:06,640 --> 04:35:09,640
That's it for this evening anyway.

4543
04:35:10,640 --> 04:35:12,640
Somebody was asking there for some Eamon Dunphy clips.

4544
04:35:12,640 --> 04:35:15,640
I have nothing really lined up or anything like that.

4545
04:35:15,640 --> 04:35:17,640
But it could be a good outro.

4546
04:35:17,640 --> 04:35:20,640
When you think about chat topics on the net, you tend to think of what?

4547
04:35:20,640 --> 04:35:21,640
So that's aliens, UFOs...

4548
04:35:22,640 --> 04:35:23,640
Conrad, thanks very much there.

4549
04:35:23,640 --> 04:35:25,640
But you don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture.

4550
04:35:25,640 --> 04:35:27,640
When you think about chat topics on the net, you tend to think of aliens, UFOs...

4551
04:35:27,640 --> 04:35:28,140
Conrad, thanks very much there.

4552
04:35:28,140 --> 04:35:46,140
It's a kip.

4553
04:35:46,140 --> 04:35:50,140
It's a kip.

4554
04:35:50,140 --> 04:35:54,140
I only saw the Noel King interview there last year.

4555
04:35:55,140 --> 04:35:57,140
Maybe I saw it when it first happened and forgot about it.

4556
04:35:57,140 --> 04:35:59,140
But I liked the kind of...

4557
04:36:00,140 --> 04:36:04,140
Back to the boys and then the chat from the lads after that.

4558
04:36:04,140 --> 04:36:08,140
But I don't think it's going to be a classic Dunphy clip.

4559
04:36:10,140 --> 04:36:16,140
I'm glad because the old competitive record stays right over the last 10 years.

4560
04:36:16,140 --> 04:36:18,140
So I'm delighted with that.

4561
04:36:18,140 --> 04:36:20,020
The players, for me, were too much.

4562
04:36:20,020 --> 04:36:23,020
Don't watch stuff from RT's official channels, okay?

4563
04:36:23,020 --> 04:36:25,020
Watch re-uploads.

4564
04:36:29,020 --> 04:36:32,020
God is in his heaven and all is ripe with the world.

4565
04:36:32,020 --> 04:36:34,020
Today is such a day.

4566
04:36:34,020 --> 04:36:36,020
A cloudless June sky.

4567
04:36:36,020 --> 04:36:41,020
The oxen reposed in the shade of the mighty British oak.

4568
04:36:41,020 --> 04:36:44,020
The reek rising from a million barbecues.

4569
04:36:44,020 --> 04:36:47,020
And England beginning its World Cup endeavour.

4570
04:36:47,020 --> 04:36:59,020
The music was actually coming in off the clip then. Thanks very much, Roshi.

4571
04:36:59,020 --> 04:37:11,020
Tony, I don't know who, with Noel King. Aiman, your reaction?

4572
04:37:11,020 --> 04:37:23,020
I think I said, and I'll say it again. I think he's been shown to be out of his depth. Noel King. Way, way out of his depth.

4573
04:37:23,020 --> 04:37:27,820
There was nothing that Tony said there that denigrated players. He was asking legitimate questions.

4574
04:37:27,820 --> 04:37:34,820
And that response proves that he can't handle even the small bit of pressure after a win.

4575
04:37:34,820 --> 04:37:36,320
Out of his depth in the job.

4576
04:37:36,320 --> 04:37:42,320
Is it not heat of the moment stuff? He's had a lot of time in the spotlight over the last few days to deal with pressure.

4577
04:37:42,320 --> 04:37:48,320
Give us a break. This guy fancies himself. You see the way he turned on Tony there? He's a bully.

4578
04:37:48,320 --> 04:37:57,320
He tried to bully RTE on Friday night after the match by making the penalty issue out of his steps in my opinion. I'd be interested to hear what the lads have to say.

4579
04:37:57,320 --> 04:38:09,320
Terry Venables was sacked by England last Thursday morning at half past eight. He was part of the worst performance by England in attempting to qualify for a generation.

4580
04:38:09,320 --> 04:38:23,320
He was assistant to Steve McLaren and he was responsible, many people believe, for the formation that cost England a vital game away to Croatia when they played 3-5-2 with Gary Neville playing as a wing back.

4581
04:38:23,320 --> 04:38:32,320
Terry Venables has been 30 years in football. He's won two trophies. Graham Souness, for example, has won 11 trophies. The last job he seriously had was at Leeds.

4582
04:38:32,320 --> 04:38:48,320
He was part of the decline of that club. Other factors kicked in as well. At Portsmouth, he left them when they were bottom of the championship. At Barcelona, in the end, they got to the European Cup final, where they were beaten by Stoja Bucharest.

4583
04:38:48,320 --> 04:39:04,320
But at the end, they were hammered home and away by Dundee United. His record as a manager is really very, very average indeed. But there's another factor, his character. And I'm going to tell you precisely, I think a manager has to have the character to lead people.

4584
04:39:04,320 --> 04:39:29,320
He hasn't stayed in any of his last seven jobs for more than two years. And on January 14, 1998, he was disqualified by the High Court in London for acting as a company director for seven years under Section 8 of the Company Directors Disqualification Act of 1986 for mismanagement of four companies.

4585
04:39:29,320 --> 04:39:40,320
And two of those companies were Tottenham Hospital, and Tottenham Hospital Football and Athletic Club Limited. The case was brought against Venables by the Department of Trade and Industry in...

4586
04:39:40,320 --> 04:39:46,320
These aren't sizzle clips though. Someone's made a compilation that there's no sizzle moment.

4587
04:39:46,320 --> 04:40:14,080
He did get promotion. This man's CV is riddled with failure and worse than failure. But we'll stick just to the football points. 1996, England got to the semi-final of the European Championships. They drew with Switzerland. They struggled to beat Scotland who missed a penalty in the match. In the end, they went out on penalties.

4588
04:40:14,080 --> 04:40:41,100
The Holland team at that time, the black bears and the white bears. You can't be selective. I've done my homework. You can't look back and say they were no good. The black bears and the white bears were sitting at different tables. The Holland camp was in disarray. Now hold on. John, hold on. These are facts. Because it will be. All the time he was with Steve McLaren, he was writing a column in the News of the World every Sunday for money.

4589
04:40:41,840 --> 04:40:46,180
There's a conflict of interest there. Some of the columns embarrassed McLaren.

4590
04:40:46,280 --> 04:40:54,560
I agree with that. They did. Now, he's still doing it. Are you telling me that he was assistant manager of his own country and he was still prepared to embarrass them?

4591
04:40:54,840 --> 04:40:58,780
That he's going to come here to Little Paddyland and not go embarrass us?

4592
04:40:58,820 --> 04:41:03,880
Well, I think McLaren and certainly the FA slipped up. I think we'll tell you of the time and that. They should never have been allowed to do it.

4593
04:41:03,920 --> 04:41:06,480
But why did he do it, John? Why did he do it?

4594
04:41:07,260 --> 04:41:10,260
Well, maybe he was trying to protect his reputation in a bad...

4595
04:41:10,260 --> 04:41:13,060
No, I don't think he should have done it either, Bill. I think he should have resigned for that as well.

4596
04:41:13,060 --> 04:41:16,660
What other country in the world would we be talking about this man?

4597
04:41:16,760 --> 04:41:17,180
I don't know.

4598
04:41:17,360 --> 04:41:21,080
Can you think of another country in the... Come on. I'm not going to ask you to have a go at him.

4599
04:41:21,260 --> 04:41:27,100
Can you think of another country in the world that would be considering appointing a man who was fired in London last Thursday?

4600
04:41:27,100 --> 04:41:45,440
Well, I think... Has been good. Excuse me for interrupting you, John. I hate to do this. When he was appointed manager of Leeds United, right, he didn't turn up for the first match because he was doing a gig for the BBC's holiday programme. Sorry, John. I'm not doubting that. It's a fact. Yeah, I know. I'm not saying it's not...

4601
04:41:45,440 --> 04:41:55,380
You're saying he concentrates on something, he's good at it. How do we know he's going to concentrate? Well, we don't know, Eamon. But we don't know. Why are we giving him the job then? Hang on. He hasn't got the... Sorry. Sorry, John. Go on. Sorry.

4602
04:41:55,380 --> 04:42:02,380
Well, John, you keep hearing people say that John is one of the greatest players in the world. And another myth...

4603
04:42:02,380 --> 04:42:05,240
You're alive. We're alive, baby. Hi, Bianca.

4604
04:42:09,180 --> 04:42:15,540
Yes, obviously, standing up to make sure everybody saw he was there. Well, what did you make of that? I think it embodied what America's about.

4605
04:42:16,540 --> 04:42:23,660
Well, in fairness, he got a fantastic goal. He's entitled to the motion. They're terrific lads. I mean, they have belief. They have been very brave. I mean, I made it...

4606
04:42:23,660 --> 04:42:30,660
I mean, I made a slight... snide your mark there, and, you know... Not like you. No, it's not actually. They have been really...

4607
04:42:30,660 --> 04:42:37,660
For what they are, they've been magnificent. Well, I know. I was across their reach. Now, do you understand the difference between that?

4608
04:42:37,660 --> 04:42:39,660
Yes. Good. But...

4609
04:42:39,660 --> 04:42:42,660
Because the question... No, implicitly in the question you asked me... Yeah.

4610
04:42:42,660 --> 04:42:49,660
...was that he had been subjected to personal attacks. No, I didn't say personal. It was implicit. No. It was implicit. No. It was implicit.

4611
04:42:49,660 --> 04:42:56,660
You mean to say he shouldn't be questioned? He's like, "You shouldn't be questioned?" No, of course. But at the same time, he's entitled to his right to reply, isn't he?

4612
04:42:56,660 --> 04:43:03,660
But that wasn't the right to reply. It wasn't the right to reply. That was insulting to Tony O'Donoghue, a person who was doing that job. Steve McLaren, thank you very much.

4613
04:43:03,660 --> 04:43:04,660
...after the match up front.

4614
04:43:04,660 --> 04:43:12,660
I'm disappointed with it where it's a 28 minute video, but there aren't any sizzle clips. I'm looking for a third...

4615
04:43:12,660 --> 04:43:30,660
I managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years, baby. And the one during World Cup 2014 where he thought it was an ad break. And I think Bill asked him, like, "What did you think of Ronaldo stepping up to take the penalty?"

4616
04:43:30,660 --> 04:43:44,660
And Eamon goes, "He was fucking shitting himself." And they're like, "Oh, oh, no, Eamon, are we on air?" And then it went to an ad break and then it came back and then he had to apologise.

4617
04:43:44,660 --> 04:43:49,660
Friday, we're insulting on a number of grounds and then we decided before this problem, like, we wouldn't talk about that.

4618
04:43:49,660 --> 04:43:52,660
No, no, but he's trying to do his job. And his job was for two games.

4619
04:43:52,660 --> 04:43:58,660
Is his job to attack people personally? No, it's not. It's to manage the international team. Did he attack people personally?

4620
04:43:58,660 --> 04:44:01,660
Well, my opinion in that matter doesn't really count. Your opinion matters.

4621
04:44:01,660 --> 04:44:03,660
Eamon, what have you ordered for dinner?

4622
04:44:03,660 --> 04:44:06,660
I've ordered a... stew, Dara.

4623
04:44:06,660 --> 04:44:07,660
Okay, fair enough.

4624
04:44:07,660 --> 04:44:09,660
Yeah, it's good because you cook it slowly. Yeah?

4625
04:44:09,660 --> 04:44:16,660
Yeah, and it's got carrots and lentils and a nice bit of stewing steak. Very nice.

4626
04:44:16,660 --> 04:44:23,660
Great. And it's on to mature at 6:30 after the extra time.

4627
04:44:24,660 --> 04:44:32,660
I think it's going to be a long 45 minutes plus there, another half an hour after that. And then we'll have the drama.

4628
04:44:32,660 --> 04:44:34,660
No, actually, it's more for me.

4629
04:44:34,660 --> 04:44:36,660
...on the bench and back to the future.

4630
04:44:36,660 --> 04:44:38,660
Well, I don't know. Sorry, Bill.

4631
04:44:38,660 --> 04:44:41,660
I think he... Ronaldo was buzzing the other day.

4632
04:44:41,660 --> 04:44:42,660
Yeah, I agree. Ronaldo.

4633
04:44:42,660 --> 04:44:51,660
One clip that I can't find at all was when he's talking about Harry Kuehl and he called him a fat clown or something.

4634
04:44:51,660 --> 04:44:53,660
With no talent.

4635
04:44:53,660 --> 04:44:55,660
When they were behind.

4636
04:44:55,660 --> 04:44:58,660
But that clip isn't available on the internet at all.

4637
04:44:58,660 --> 04:45:12,660
In adversity. And that's good to see. If he's up for it, they've gone into the tournament. They've got enough rough dogs in midfield and at the back, you know, to do that job and he can do the magic. So, go for it, Ronnie.

4638
04:45:12,660 --> 04:45:16,660
Right. I think he wasn't back to the...

4639
04:45:16,660 --> 04:45:17,660
I think he wasn't back to the...

4640
04:45:17,660 --> 04:45:18,660
Sorry, Bill.

4641
04:45:18,660 --> 04:45:38,660
I'm sorry, Bill. I think he... Ronaldo was buzzing the other day, really up for it. When they were behind in adversity. And that's good to see. If he's up for it, they've gone into the tournament. They've got enough rough dogs in midfield and at the back, you know, to do that job and he can do the magic. So, go for it, Ronnie.

4642
04:45:38,660 --> 04:45:47,660
Right. I thought it was a poor Manchester United performance. Didn't have authority. The passing was poor. Bevatov was a disgrace. And they took him off. And I tell you what, there wasn't a bad chance.

4643
04:45:47,660 --> 04:45:59,660
They wouldn't have scored a winner if he'd have been on the pitch. He was a straight swap for Hernandez. Bevatov's contribution tonight was awful. And I think that's a club. Everett, very, very poor all night. And finding...

4644
04:45:59,660 --> 04:46:01,660
You've got to have this though. And Eamon?

4645
04:46:01,660 --> 04:46:09,660
This is pure love between himself and John Giles. And a great, probably the best, kind of uplifting outro. You said?

4646
04:46:09,660 --> 04:46:21,660
Albeit bizarre. The most bizarre piece of television maybe. In the past 20 years. You would sing me a verse? No problem. What are you going to sing?

4647
04:46:21,660 --> 04:46:27,660
I'm going to sing Stardust. I'm going to sing two verses of Stardust for you, Miriam. And do you want to sing here or do you want to sing over there?

4648
04:46:27,660 --> 04:46:34,660
I want to sing with Phil Coulter because his ambition is to play for me. Okay. Let us...

4649
04:46:34,660 --> 04:47:00,720
Lonely nights dreaming of a song. The melody haunts my memory. And I am once again with you. When our love was new.

4650
04:47:00,720 --> 04:47:24,780
And each kiss an inspiration. But that was long ago. And now my consolation is in the stardust of a song.

4651
04:47:26,780 --> 04:47:44,780
Beside the garden wall. When the stars are bright. You are in my arms. The nightingale.

4652
04:47:44,780 --> 04:48:03,280
Tells his fairy tale. Of paradise. Where roses bloom. Look at the way he's holding the microphone cord.

4653
04:48:05,780 --> 04:48:11,780
Like he's done it before you know. Tony Bennett down the Brill Building.

4654
04:48:11,780 --> 04:48:35,780
The nightingale. Of paradise. Where roses bloom. Though I dream in vain. In my heart. It will remain.

4655
04:48:35,780 --> 04:48:51,780
My stardust melody. The memory of love's refrain.

4656
04:48:51,780 --> 04:48:57,780
Beautiful stuff.

4657
04:49:01,780 --> 04:49:07,780
I want to see that. Just that look again on Liam's face. I don't know whether or not he was embarrassed or what.

4658
04:49:07,780 --> 04:49:17,780
When stars are bright. You are in my...

4659
04:49:17,780 --> 04:49:23,780
Beautiful stuff. Fontaine Dumphy.

4660
04:49:23,780 --> 04:49:28,020
I'm going to go anyway.

4661
04:49:30,020 --> 04:49:32,660
Thank you very much for joining us for tonight's stream.

4662
04:49:33,460 --> 04:49:37,980
We're back again as soon as we possibly can, Thomas.

4663
04:49:39,200 --> 04:49:40,080
That is true.

4664
04:49:40,180 --> 04:49:41,840
Thanks very much for joining us there.

4665
04:49:42,400 --> 04:49:44,000
Good night and God bless everybody.

4666
04:49:44,160 --> 04:49:44,760
How are you, horse?

4667
04:49:44,840 --> 04:49:45,920
Thanks very much for the tip.

4668
04:49:45,920 --> 04:49:52,620
Dream in vain in my heart.

4669
04:49:53,080 --> 04:49:54,200
Thank you very much there.

4670
04:49:54,360 --> 04:50:03,140
It will remain my stardom.

4671
04:50:03,280 --> 04:50:05,600
Beating the Swiss tomorrow, possibly, yeah.

4672
04:50:06,240 --> 04:50:08,780
Probably be watching Wales in Poland, though.

4673
04:50:09,660 --> 04:50:12,020
That might be on at the same time, I'm not sure.

4674
04:50:12,020 --> 04:50:14,020
Let's refrain.

4675
04:50:14,020 --> 04:50:16,020
Fantastic.

4676
04:50:16,020 --> 04:50:18,020
Fantastic.

4677
04:50:18,020 --> 04:50:20,020
Fantastic.

4678
04:50:20,020 --> 04:50:22,020
Fantastic.

4679
04:50:22,020 --> 04:50:24,020
Fantastic.

4680
04:50:24,020 --> 04:50:26,020
Fantastic.

4681
04:50:26,020 --> 04:50:28,020
Fantastic.

4682
04:50:28,020 --> 04:50:30,020
Fantastic, Evan.

4683
04:50:30,020 --> 04:50:32,020
Click.

4684
04:50:32,020 --> 04:50:34,020
Click.

4685
04:50:34,020 --> 04:50:34,500
Click.

4686
04:50:34,500 --> 04:51:04,480
Thank you.