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Last stream and this one I believe. We don't want to continue. We want to just load...

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That nice bit of a pest on the end for you.

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Power plant. Did I kill him? I don't want to kill the guy or I did kill him.

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No, we'll keep him alive and see and do his task.

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Thank you very much there, comrade.

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Sorry there.

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I think I still had the echo on there.

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I have the match on there. It looked kinda fuckin dull as dishwater so I thought maybe I'll just play this instead.

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Oh! What a... It looks like a great goal from Fernandez actually. Just as I say that.

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Where did he... Where did he fuckin hit that one from?

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What was your man doing off the line? Is that Alison? Was it or Kelleher?

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Bruno, Bruno, Hernandez. He plays for Manchester United.

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What's going on with the match, Tom?

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Well, it was an absolutely thunder strike there from Bruno. He saw Kelleher or Alison, whoever the fuck is in the goals, well off his line.

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And an absolutely sumptuous first time strike hit from Fernandez.

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Into the back of the onion sack.

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Into the back of the onion sack. And it's game on here. One goal apiece. You made a mistake.

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And getting on the stream because it's about to heat up here.

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An outrageous finish from Bruno says...

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Jameis Carragus. We need to get Gary Devil on this, guys. Guys.

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Guys.

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Oh, absolutely unbelievable strike from Bruno. Bruno, you know. I know. We know. It's all Bruno, baby. Bruno or bust.

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And it doesn't sound like you. You didn't sound like a devil there, Gary.

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Oh no. What about now? What about now?

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I don't know because I can't actually hear. Now he's correct. Okay, great stuff.

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What about that goal though? What about that goal, Gary?

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Oh, Bruno. Bread and butter. You know it. I know it. We all know it. Bruno knows it. Bruno knows.

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Great stuff, Gary. And it looks like it's game on. Maybe we should have just not bothered with the fucking stream at all.

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Thanks for the tip though, Gregoski and Conrad.

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I can't just continue just watching the fucking game.

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Maybe I'll turn it down.

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And now they're here on the attack. Tom!

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Yep, they're on the attack again here.

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Uh, Rashford. Rashy on the left.

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He cuts in when he cuts in. He drops it back to Casimiro. Casimiro out to Garnacho.

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And Garnacho takes a shot. It deflected over the bar.

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And it's for a corner for Manchester United.

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Garspacho.

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Unbelievable stuff there. As we can see, we've got Boone in the gaff.

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And I'm wearing the red beret of Boone.

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And we've also got this absolute ludramon of a scientist.

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He's saying hey man to me. We don't know what his game is.

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Try and get the screen on for you there, Tom.

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That would be nice as well if you can get the game screen on for me as well.

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That would be nice. Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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And it looks like Liverpool are on the ropes now.

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As it goes out for another corner.

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So it's Manchester have come out fighting.

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After their half time team talk.

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Which must have been a bit of a bollock in there from.

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Eric Ten Haig.

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The man who manages.

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Manchester.

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Garnacho.

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I mean look. And now Liverpool are hitting them on the counter attack.

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This is an exciting game. Shouldn't have bothered streaming guys.

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I mean, what do we do here?

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Do we just watch the game and talk shit?

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This is a great counter.

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Diaz squares it.

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And it's oh.

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Crazy bit of business, Tom.

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Darwin Nunez.

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How did Dunez not put that into the back of the sack?

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And I would have actually gone.

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I think.

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Thank you very much there.

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Bag of boxes for the tip.

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Unbelievable stuff.

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How come Luis Diaz didn't just strike that fucking wholesale into the bottom left corner?

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Well, it's just classic classic Nunes isn't it?

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I think he just completely miscued it. Thank you very much there Prigatron 5000

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for your kind-hearted and generous rip tip of tunas and look at this.

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A lovely tip there from bag of boxes as well. Beautiful stuff. Let's just continue here and then look if something happens it happens. That's all we can

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see at this moment in time. I shot this guy in the head the last time as a joke.

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It's unusual to see a new face here. Maybe not this- Are you a soldier or a scientist? Maybe not this lad. I shot the other fella. I am a soldier. Yes.

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All that explains it. NCR. Who do you fight for? I mean I'm- Speech 35 of course. Very well. Yes.

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Apologies as well guys for a fucking- A quick blast scenario on this one.

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Spread of knowledge. Knowledge that must never be lost in the world. I wonder if I can zoom my face there.

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Now your turn.

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A quick blast scenario on this one. I mean I don't think a quick blast scenario is really the apt stream for a Fallout stream.

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Because it's such a long winded game. But better than nothing. Better than a kick up the arse as I was saying earlier on there. Better than a kick up the arse. And how are you Tom? It's so great to have you with us as usual. Not too bad now. Just settling down here I just had a steak and cabbage and spuds in it. And a tishke.

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And I'm feeling very very nice. Indeed about that. Remember though alcohol is addictive.

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How are Tom's feet? As national bread. How are your feet?

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a tishke and I'm feeling

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very very nice

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indeed about that

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remember though alcohol is addictive

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how are

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Tom's feet?

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Ask National Bread how are your feet?

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Tom

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they're actually remarkably

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okay because I mean I was thinking

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we might run into a bit of trouble

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no pun intended with the run there

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but you know

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with the rain as well that could be

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no matter what footwear you're wearing

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if there's a bit of rain

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that could be a blister scenario but

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it seems to be okay you know

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it does indeed

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sorry Tom I can't really be arsed

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talking to you at the moment because

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Liverpool are looking nasty on the attack here

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and it's only just as I thought

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this game's a stink house

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I ain't gonna bother watching this shit

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like a lemon

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I'm just gonna do this stream now as a quick blast

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and it turns out

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that was the wrong

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idea because it began

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began to get a little bit spicy there now

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somebody's thrown a few fucking chillies onto the pitch

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it's a chilly willy bang bang

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and there's a few lads playing for Liverpool I don't even know

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and United as well

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just that time of the year when all the injuries have come

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into fruition

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and there's Klopp doing his usual fucking madman on the sidelines

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scenario Tom

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yep and uh it's only 57 minutes half an hour of this so I'm not particularly too sure what the situation is there

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who do you support is asking there Francis Higgins who do you support I do not support either team here I'm only after a decent rambunctious

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uh visual feast that's all I was after and I wasn't given that and I thought quick blast away boys quick blast away and then once it comes back on it looks like Bruno's doing some crazy long range fucking shots keepers off his line job and now

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An early ball nearly went into the back of Liverpool's onion saccadimus there.

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We had shades of saccadimus and pliers.

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Tease me, tease me, tease me, tease me, key vein.

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Until you lose the ball.

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Please don't lose that ball in the back of the net now.

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You want to be careful there.

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Don't be trying to do saccadimus and pliers voices,

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because some people might not like that as well.

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It's a crazy, crazy world we're living in these days.

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Superb at a commentary, Contour 67.

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How are you getting on there?

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I'm having trouble seeing the fucking monitor with these.

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It's funny, I can see the monitor of Fallout pristine with these shades on.

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Thank you very much there, Paul, August, Anna.

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Very, very kind of you there.

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But when I look at this fucking tableau, tablet,

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Amazon Kindle Fire.

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Wonder if you...

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Ooh, dodgy.

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We don't want...

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We don't want to get fucking done by the copyright boys again.

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Tease me, tease me, tease me.

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Wonder will that register?

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But there's, uh, yeah, what's fucking...

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What's that Steve McLaren in Ten Hag?

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Is this fucking doing...

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Audio is fine for Aisling.

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Anyone who's giving out about audio, not my problem.

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Is the audio bad for anyone else, Jack Newman?

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And I want to tell you something.

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I want to say sorry there to, uh, apologies on behalf of Thomas.

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What the fuck did I do?

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Well, I was watching your little stream the last day when you're doing your flying around business.

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It was very good.

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Fair play to you.

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Right.

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What's the...

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What's the problem?

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Problem was...

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Somebody was saying the stream is laggy or it was, uh, not great sound.

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And then you started going off saying Silas, who was complaining about it.

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You were comparing this lad Silas to the evil monk Silas from the Da Vinci Code.

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Right.

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I mean, it was just a bit of fun and jips.

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But that's not...

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What about poor Silas on the receiving end of the jips there?

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You might have hurt his feelings.

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And that could have led to some horrible circumstance.

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We don't know what.

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He went quiet after that, I know.

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He didn't even...

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He didn't even chat in the chat after that.

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Well, I wasn't trying to fucking bully him or anything like that.

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I was just...

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I was saying,

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Silas,

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you're...

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You're wrong.

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And...

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You're probably like that evil monk.

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You can't do that, Tom.

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These are...

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These are people who are supporting.

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He was only asking questions because he was interested.

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He wasn't trying to derail you there, Tom.

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Right.

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Well, when did you become the arbiter of what's right and what's wrong?

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The morality.

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You know, you've...

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You've...

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You've fucking...

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You've...

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You've had some howlers in the past as well.

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So, right, stinkers?

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Nothing to do with me, anyway.

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Just wanted to set that straight.

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And Silas...

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Silas, if you're watching there, Silas...

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Silas...

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How are you?

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And welcome if you're still here.

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And if not, I hope you are still here.

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And I hope that you tune in again to the stream at some other point there.

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Silas...

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Not the evil Silas the monk.

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From...

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The Da Vinci Lord.

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Yeah, Silas.

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I hope you're getting on all right.

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And that your Silas...

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Is okay as well.

262
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Because there's a bit of a...

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A bit of a dose going around, I've heard.

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It's a long...

265
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It's not a long COVID situation, but it's a long cough.

266
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It's called the long cough.

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And people are really getting that now.

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Garnacho.

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Tried to put a ball into the mixing unit.

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Not gonna happen.

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And Liverpool have managed to defend that as well.

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Jackie.

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Thank you very much there.

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Jackie for the tip.

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Very kind of ya.

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How are you, Jackie?

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Jackie.

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Great stuff you say.

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Thanks for the streams.

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No problem at all.

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Not the lad from Con Air.

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Trippy seeds and deceits.

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Here's Liverpool.

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They're looking nasty.

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Lays it out to the side hatch.

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Nunes puts the ball into the stinker.

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Where it's gone.

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Absolutely AWOL.

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Out to the fucking...

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Left touch.

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And a long range effort is blocked there.

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And a player goes down in the box.

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Try to waste some time.

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Casemiro.

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He's a hard man, Tom.

296
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Tom, he's a hard man.

297
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Yeah, you were actually on my...

298
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You were on my line there for a moment, Francis.

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You need to make sure that your audio...

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At all times is coming from you.

301
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Not from me.

302
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Because it's confusing to the audience.

303
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And they don't deserve that.

304
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They really don't deserve that.

305
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I hope you're getting on well there.

306
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People who were letting me know their national bread.

307
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And I'm on Tommy's line.

308
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And he's going to be pissed indeed.

309
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Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

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Get them while you can.

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Get them while you can.

312
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Yeah, and I'm not doing the voice of a Jamaican man there.

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I'm doing the voice of the man who did the voice of Tom

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In Shenmue who is...

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He's...

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He doesn't look Jamaican.

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Let's just say that.

318
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John Wayne, thanks very much for the tip.

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Captain Set.

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Can I get a shout out for O'Neil?

321
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She's helping me box stuff up as I'm moving gaff.

322
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Isn't she great?

323
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Yes.

324
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And O'Neil, well done to you there, O'Neil.

325
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For helping that man, John Wayne, box his wares.

326
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Because it's a real tried and testing time in life.

327
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They say it's one of the most stressful times of your life.

328
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Is moving house.

329
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The shifting sands of time.

330
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And it's great to have a bit of help there as well.

331
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And hopefully there's not too much sentimental fucking tears.

332
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Wah!

333
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Maybe it's a gaffe you wanted to get out of.

334
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:35,640
Who's this now coming on for the team known as Manchester United, Tom?

335
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I'm not sure, but he's got a giant tattoo on his back.

336
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,940
And it must have taken a long time to get on.

337
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:49,060
And he's coming on because Rashford has fallen down in a heap.

338
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,140
And I don't know what's going on there.

339
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,820
He was getting a lot of shtick there, Rashford, after his performance in the Lash game.

340
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,340
I seen that, yeah.

341
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I seen that, yeah.

342
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Computer game.

343
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,560
Snuffles, thank you very much for the tip.

344
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But I was watching that game.

345
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,440
He actually wasn't doing any running around or anything like that.

346
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,040
Oh, no, no.

347
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,600
He's bringing the fucking Anthony on, of all people.

348
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,940
I don't like Anthony at all, Tom.

349
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:21,920
Why?

350
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And I'll tell you why.

351
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,520
Why?

352
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I think he's a messer, Tom.

353
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,260
I think he's a messer.

354
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,260
Right.

355
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,140
I mean, he doesn't really...

356
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,100
He hasn't impressed me, that's for sure.

357
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,140
He's not impressed me, that's for sure.

358
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,560
He's not impressed me either.

359
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,440
And I tell you who...

360
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,580
And I ask you, Tom, who is making the decisions at United at the moment?

361
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,580
Because it's insane, some of the purchases that they've made.

362
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,040
But we don't really know.

363
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,340
Maybe this will be the chance now he will prove us wrong the first time in a long time.

364
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,180
Well, he's a fancy dandy, you know?

365
00:18:59,180 --> 00:18:59,820
Well, he's a fancy dandy, you know?

366
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:09,540
And he used to do a lot of fancy dandy stuff at Ajax over in fucking Holland, which is probably where Tin Haig got a taste for him, you know?

367
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,020
Thank you very much there, Conrad, for the tip there.

368
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,260
Can I get a shout-out to Laura and Dino?

369
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Well, I hope you heard me earlier on there, Conrad, because not only did I acknowledge your tip when I was out running,

370
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but I gave a shout-out to Dino.

371
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,400
Tommy might remember Dino.

372
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He says,

373
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Dino's genuinely from Bosnia and had to be bussed out in the 90s when it was dodgy.

374
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Said a man with a warm smile and a moustache made him feel safe on a bus.

375
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,560
Well, I'm not sure if I picked up Dino,

376
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but I didn't go picking up lads to make them feel safe on buses.

377
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:47,620
I was tasked with operatives who were doing...

378
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,500
Whoa, what a goal!

379
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What a fucking goal that was from...

380
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:52,720
Who's that?

381
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Is that Mino, is it?

382
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:59,060
It's none other than Tommy Mino, the young buck,

383
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and he's doing that to the crowd there,

384
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as if to say,

385
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Yes, that's me, and you know me, and I'm Mino.

386
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:07,500
I am...

387
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,000
I am Mino.

388
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Unbelievable.

389
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Great, great goal, actually.

390
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,720
I'd get on that now if you're watching the stream.

391
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,520
Check out that.

392
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,720
And Virgil van Dijk is going absolutely...

393
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Balubas.

394
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:31,040
Tommy Robertson there for letting Mino away with it.

395
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,360
And Joel in the chat says,

396
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As an Arsenal fan,

397
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I'm in heaven right now.

398
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:38,680
I'm in heaven right now.

399
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*Sings of the music*

400
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So wild!

401
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,880
My new!

402
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,880
The theater dreams!

403
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,680
I can't believe it!

404
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,680
It's come! The time is here!

405
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,680
It's time to dance!

406
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,680
Dance with me now!

407
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,680
Feel the dream! Feel it!

408
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,680
Fergie time!

409
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,680
Oh!

410
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,680
*Crying*

411
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,680
Thanks very much there, Gazetron5000

412
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,680
and it just goes to show you what

413
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,680
Mynew can do with the ball

414
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,680
when he's got that ball

415
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,680
at his feet! The ball was at his feet

416
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,680
and then he bent it right into the fucking top corner!

417
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,680
Kelleher was like this *Crying*

418
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,680
Sorry, I went off the screen there the other way

419
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,680
*Crying*

420
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,680
Not a chance of getting to that, Tom!

421
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,680
Well look at it!

422
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,680
He was in space, man! He was in space!

423
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,680
United are beginning to turn this shit around right now!

424
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,680
Unbelievable stuff all together!

425
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,680
And uh, you know what's good about this?

426
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,680
Liverpool are gonna come back and probably fucking beat them as well!

427
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,680
It'd be hilarious!

428
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,680
*Crying*

429
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:13,680
*Crying*

430
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,680
I love it when shit like that happens!

431
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,680
Actually I want Liverpool to come back

432
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,680
and then

433
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,680
be 3-2 up!

434
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,680
And then I want United to get an equal either 3-all!

435
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,680
And then I want Liverpool to get a death- a hammer blow!

436
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,680
or right at the last minute as well!

437
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,680
I think that will be

438
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,680
nothing short

439
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,680
of hilarious, Tom!

440
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,680
It will be

441
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a fairytale ending

442
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,680
for uh, spoil sports like uh, yourself!

443
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680
People who

444
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:52,680
just have only bad intentions when it comes to seeing United

445
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,680
uh, play that is!

446
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,680
But, look!

447
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,680
There's still a fair chunking of time left!

448
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,680
I've been saying that!

449
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,680
That last 10 minutes have absolutely flown by here!

450
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,680
And uh, it doesn't really look as though Fallout

451
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,680
could be uh, clear at all!

452
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,680
At all!

453
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,680
It doesn't!

454
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,680
And we've got this ominous music backdrop action going on here!

455
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,680
Um, and it's getting a bit tasty now on the pitch!

456
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,680
Let's just say that for nothing!

457
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:29,680
People leveling accusations of foulery at other- each other!

458
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,680
Uh, Louis Diaz being the main culprit of that!

459
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,680
And that's lovely stuff now!

460
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,680
We've got that- they've got that tablet right in front of us!

461
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,680
It was off to the side before because I thought,

462
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,680
"Just keep that at the side!"

463
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,680
Fallout is gonna take precedence here!

464
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,680
But, it's just actually now blocking the screen of Fallout for me!

465
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,680
And apologies as well because people might be tuning in and then thinking,

466
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,680
"This isn't Fallout, you're a liar, you're a shallot-ing!"

467
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,680
And look at that there!

468
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,680
Cheeky bit of fuckin' cockiness from Onana!

469
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:09,680
Uh, waiting for the attacker to come right up to him and then giving it the old switcheroo!

470
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,680
The old bait and switch, Thomas!

471
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,680
Yep!

472
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:17,680
We used to do a bit of that back in the peacekeeping days, uh, when I was working for NATO!

473
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,680
Whoa!

474
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,680
Garnetto's after you!

475
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,680
And he wins a corner!

476
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:25,680
Yeah, you- you keep on mentioning peacekeeping with NATO!

477
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:33,680
Now, you do understand that those two terms aren't- they don't work together, Tom!

478
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,680
Well, that's what we were doing!

479
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:44,680
We were keep- we were making sure the future peace was kept by, uh, you know, doing clandestine operations here and there!

480
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:54,680
Yeah, but that's not like- you say peacekeeping as if it's like UN peacekeepers or, you know, the lads going over to fuckin' Hellmand Province, or where-

481
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:59,680
What- what's that other area of, uh, the Middle East that's fuckin' dodgy, which people do the peacekeeping in?

482
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:09,680
Uh, like fuckin' what's- Israel and all- northern Israel, uh, the other- Lebanon, is it?

483
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:17,680
Yeah, not Lebanon- well, Lebanon would be a bit- the Golan Heights, Jojo McTavish, the Golan Heights!

484
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,680
I was never there myself, no!

485
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,680
Well, exactly, you see, that's why you're- I'm taking you apart here with your-

486
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:29,680
with your bullshit, because you keep on saying- I was doing peacekeeping this, peacekeeping that-

487
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,680
NATO, NATO, NATO!

488
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,680
That isn't peacekeeping, you're thinking of the fuckin' UN!

489
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,680
Ya dead god!

490
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,680
Hey!

491
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Don't ever disrespect me like that again!

492
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,680
Sorry about that-

493
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:52,680
I'm telling ya, peacekeeping was goin' on because- what we were doing was- uh, we were-

494
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,680
aiding and abetting-

495
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,680
factions-

496
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:02,680
who, you know, some might say they could've been right-wing, others might say not!

497
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:09,680
But what we were doing is- we were ensuring future peace by stopping the spread of communism in our leg crack.

498
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:16,680
But- but- oh, oh, oh, Garnacho's after you and he blasts the ball right into the chest of Kelleher.

499
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,680
And look at that! T.G. Kelleher!

500
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:26,680
Garnacho is- looking like he's gonna score there. Would you be throwing anything on that fella?

501
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,680
I already had him down a score any time. And- uh, the bet was-

502
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:40,680
Liverpool to win by two goals. Garnacho to score any time. Uh, three corners for United.

503
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:48,680
Two corners in second half for Liverpool. Three players sliding over the byline into the advertising hoardings.

504
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:56,680
Which is going to be a- heh, a highly contested one. And then- somebody getting fucked out of it.

505
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:02,680
Which has already happened, I've seen. A few ballikins have been- been dished out there.

506
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:10,680
Um, Klopp going absolutely fuckin' crazy town. Come, m'lady, come, come, m'lady.

507
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:17,680
He's your butterfly, sugar baby. Who's this fella, Cam Bwalla, for, uh, for United, Tom?

508
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,680
Well, I tell you about that fella now. He's a lovely chap-in, and he's a big guy.

509
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:29,680
53 was the number. He's only a young fella, but he's fuckin' huge. He's a big specimen.

510
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:36,680
And he's gonna be doin'- he's gonna be doin' the- he's willy. He's- he's only a young fella, is willy.

511
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,680
But he's a big willy.

512
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:53,680
Great stuff. Very specific bet. They- says, uh, noise, uh, not- not music tapes. Hard name to pronounce their noise, not music tapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are specific bets, but that's how you make the money, isn't it, Tom?

513
00:27:53,680 --> 00:28:05,680
You have to do- you have to do stupid bets. Big willy style. And, uh, that's exactly what I did. I laid down a nice little- it's gonna be a nice little earner. Hopefully a little Bunsen burner.

514
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:20,680
If Liverpool can pull it out the bag. But there's only fifteen minutes of normal time left. They're comin' hard here. And they're in the box. Gakpaw's- has absolutely- rubbished that into no man's land.

515
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:27,680
Another player who hasn't really set my world on fire since he moved to the Premiership.

516
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:37,680
He was linked with quite a few clubs before his move there. Leeds United being one of them at the time, but obviously he wasn't gonna go there.

517
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:49,680
When faced with, uh, you know, the choices of, uh, Liverpool and the boys and the like. But he- he- he hasn't really been... insane.

518
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,680
...time.

519
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,680
He hasn't.

520
00:28:53,680 --> 00:29:01,680
But, uh, he's got it. He's only young as well, so I mean, maybe he just needs another year or two to really get into the swing of things, but...

521
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:07,680
We have to see what goes on now with Liverpool after Klopp leaves the end of the season.

522
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,680
And, uh, uh, you know, how's that going to affect them in the future?

523
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:18,680
Well, it's the burning question, isn't it, you know? Goals 76 minutes plus. The most in the Premiership this season.

524
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:27,680
Liverpool have 26 goals scored in the last 15 minutes. And it looks as though they're- they're gonna keep that tally going now because they're attacking all angles.

525
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Lovely ball is coming in there to the side hatch. It's falling down. Ooh!

526
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:44,680
A shot from, uh, right outside the box there from the defender Gomez, is it? It wasn't really ever gonna trouble Onana from that range. It took a deflection anyway.

527
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:53,680
And we haven't really seen much of, uh, uh, well I- I wasn't actually- I can't really vouch for it, but I was gonna say I haven't really seen much of Salah.

528
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,680
But I hardly watched any of the first half at all, Tom. Did you?

529
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:07,680
Oh, well I was- I was eating steak and, uh, a few spuds as I said there. Thanks very much there. You're filthy for the tip. Very, very kind of ya.

530
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:16,680
And, uh, uh, so I missed the entirety of the first half, but you never know. Maybe it was him that scored the goal. Maybe it wasn't actually- I think it was Darwin.

531
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:31,680
And, uh, uh, uh, Salah's been a non-factor all game there, says. Noise, not music tapes. Now, saying that, just as we mentioned that, you never know.

532
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:41,680
The Egyptian magician himself might just turn up to prove us all wrong. It's 77 minutes. There's not much time left. The clock is ticking here.

533
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:58,680
We know that Liverpool are dangerous in that last 15. We know that Manchester United are on the back hill now. Probably too- very happy with themselves. From what they've got so far. But- but obviously scared and confused, Tom.

534
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:08,680
Scared and confused because they know that they're not great at all this season. Or indeed, for many other seasons.

535
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:17,680
And also, as we've seen there against Chelsea, the last night was hilarious. I- I just- I- I can't- I can see that happening again here.

536
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Uh, although that was at Stamford Bridge, I think. I mean, it'll probably be harder to get that at Old Trafford, but it has been done.

537
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,680
T- Taz, Tom. Taz.

538
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:38,680
T- Accusations of over cooking steak there. Uh, from Ian.

539
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:54,680
Ominous music in the background as well from the Fallout, uh, business. Yeah, look, uh, this- I don't know how- OH! Strike! Odd Salah puts it over the bar! Uh, I don't know how Ian knows, because that was the case.

540
00:31:54,680 --> 00:32:03,680
T- You burnt it, did ya? T- It was a bit too charged to- for my taste now. I think I might have left it in the air fryer- too long.

541
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:15,680
T- Well, I see the, uh, air fryer is probably your first mistake not to make too much of a pun. Ha! T- To make, ha! T- Too much of a pun on it there, Thomas.

542
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:30,680
T- But I think that was your first mistake. T- Yeah. Well, I mean, it came out- I- I mean, it tasted- it tasted ground. It was just a bit too fuckin' uh, crispy as well at the side, you know.

543
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:42,680
T- Calm down, calm down, calm down is what Ten Hag said. Bring it down, yeah? T- I mean, if you think about it, it's been pretty fuckin'-

544
00:32:42,680 --> 00:33:00,680
T- Lucky enough, has it? The- that- that Bruno goal was a bit of a fuckin' chancerific strike. And then- Oh, actually, but saying that, the Mainu goal was, uh, was pure perfection. It was- it was so eloquently placed there at that top slot.

545
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:17,680
T- And I'm sure that'll be a contender for goal of the month. And, uh, will probably play out- definitely not goal of the season. I think this is still- we're still in the Garnacho overhead kick against Everton season, which happened very early on.

546
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:23,680
T- So I doubt anything is gonna beat that, but, uh, as United goes good, probably could be up there in the top three.

547
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,680
T- I don't know his name- what's his- what's his first name, Mainu?

548
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:38,680
T- It is Tommy Mainu, I think. T- I could be right there. Maybe somebody does- uh, know there. I'm not sure.

549
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:49,680
T- Uh, Dara asks what service are you using to stream the game. Uh, it's a service, Dara.

550
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,680
T- Don't wanna get too into it, but it's- it's a service.

551
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:06,680
T- Yep. We all need a service. From time to time. It's- Kobe! I forgot- there, it's Kobe Mainu. I was calling him Tommy Mainu.

552
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:23,680
T- But that's a bit of bias there from yourself. And, uh, you know, not everybody has, uh, the same name as yourself time. You're gonna have to- you're gonna have to fucking grow up and realize that.

553
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:30,680
T- Try moulder than yourself, you cheeky bollocks. And here comes Liverpool, down the right hand side. Cross comes in from Gomez.

554
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:43,680
T- But it's blocked by Casemiro and Casemiro standing proud, standing tall in that Manchester United box. Like a big Brazilian tree. And- but here comes-

555
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:59,680
Oh! Penalty! It's a Liverpool penalty! And it's whoever that was there that went down, went down well. And, uh, it's Wan-Bissaka who took him down. And there we have a Liverpool penalty. Beautiful stuff. And it's- it's all coming up.

556
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,680
Tommy!

557
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,680
Tommy!

558
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,680
Tommy!

559
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,680
What was Wan-Bissaka doing there? You just don't do that, Gary!

560
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:28,680
Oh! All the angels and saints have been dispatched! Harvey Elliot! With an absolutely- chinking, twisting, turning run into the box! Wan-Bissaka! I don't like what he did! I'm not a fan- of what he did!

561
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:49,680
But hopefully now, it's all about- Oh, Nana! Can Oh, Nana do this? Can he bring it to the table? There's a debate on whoever's gonna take this penalty! It was- it- but it's Makalas who hands the ball to Mohamed Salah! The Egyptian magician! He's got 31 goals!

562
00:35:49,680 --> 00:36:02,680
I don't know that stat! Get your stats right, Gary! Yeah, I don't think he's scored 31 goals, Gary, this season.

563
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,480
Gary?

564
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:07,900
Gary?

565
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,840
Who knows?

566
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:13,460
All I can say is at this moment in time,

567
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,100
it's Mohammed Salah.

568
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,840
There's so much wind inside the Theatre of Dreams.

569
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:23,860
It should be called the Theatre of Wind, to be honest,

570
00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:25,900
because the ball won't stick on the spot.

571
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,900
Salah stands with his hands on his hips

572
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:32,260
like a demonic Egyptian sphinx monster.

573
00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:34,200
Takes a few steps to the right

574
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,320
and he buries it in the bottom left-hand corner.

575
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,540
Oh, Nana went the wrong way

576
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:41,020
and it's game on.

577
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,360
2-2.

578
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:44,840
Shit.

579
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:52,720
All right.

580
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:53,280
Hey.

581
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,340
Hey, I'm soft, lad.

582
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,800
It's been a brilliant game

583
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,100
and it's only gonna get better.

584
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:02,640
Gary?

585
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:07,780
Stick that gold right up your ass, Nathan.

586
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,400
Right up your ass.

587
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,920
You just got fair old.

588
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,680
I am the Lord and I am risen.

589
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:17,860
Gary?

590
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,160
Jamie?

591
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,480
Gary?

592
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:24,460
Gary?

593
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:25,080
Are you there?

594
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:26,100
Are you there, man?

595
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:32,860
Oh, get that Lord jeezzy-crazy away from me.

596
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,380
I don't like what he has to say

597
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:38,840
and I don't agree with his raison d'etre.

598
00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:41,900
But right now, this moment in time,

599
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:45,080
it's absolutely game on.

600
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,160
Another fizzler.

601
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,600
Who'd have thought it there

602
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,700
after Maynou's sumptuous curler

603
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,280
into the top corner?

604
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,320
Liverpool have piled on the pressure

605
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,980
for the last 10 or 15

606
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:03,300
and United have buckled.

607
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,460
Harvey Elliott with a...

608
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:08,740
a jinking run on that left-hand side

609
00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:09,660
into the box.

610
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:11,400
Taken down.

611
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,820
Felled by Wan-Bissaka.

612
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,360
And now it's all touch and go here.

613
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,120
2-2.

614
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,440
And I think if Liverpool...

615
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:21,740
I don't...

616
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:22,080
I'm not sure.

617
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,220
As it stands, Liverpool are a point.

618
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,180
They're a level point with Arsenal

619
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:26,880
but they're second

620
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,000
because goal difference.

621
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,820
But if Liverpool get another goal,

622
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,720
then they go back top again.

623
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,280
I'm not really too sure

624
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,880
what you'd want, Tom.

625
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,600
Well, I don't care about

626
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,160
the standings of the table.

627
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,340
I just care about Liverpool

628
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,700
winning by two goals

629
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,720
so that my bet comes through.

630
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,020
But I tell you this.

631
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,940
It doesn't look like

632
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:48,940
they're going to win by two.

633
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,500
It looks like they're only going to win by one.

634
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,080
I think they're going to get another Liverpool.

635
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,680
I don't think Manu have got it.

636
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:57,380
Thanks very much for the tip there, lads.

637
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,820
Leila Bean.

638
00:38:58,940 --> 00:38:59,860
Very, very kind of you.

639
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,660
And Diaz piling down that west wing.

640
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,200
He's taken out by Mason Mount, I think, there.

641
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,480
Or Dalo, I beg your pardon.

642
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,260
And they're both rolling.

643
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,540
They slid into the advertising hoardings, Tom.

644
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,500
That's great for your bet.

645
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,860
Absolutely fantastic.

646
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,260
That's all I needed

647
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:25,960
because at this moment

648
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,400
I had one player who'd slid past the byline

649
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,040
into the advertising hoardings.

650
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,780
And I needed two more.

651
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,220
And that little situation with Dalo

652
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,140
and Diaz

653
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,000
was a two for one.

654
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:38,880
It was a two for.

655
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,640
a beautiful two for there.

656
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,300
The two boys sliding into the advertising hoarding.

657
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,300
Was it contingent on the actual advertising at the time, Tom?

658
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,180
Like, did it have to be, you know,

659
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,040
Yokohama Tires or fucking Team Viewer or any of that shit?

660
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:55,660
It wasn't.

661
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,700
It wasn't contingent.

662
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,360
It was grand.

663
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,980
It was any advert you like.

664
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,920
So, whatever the fuck it was, it doesn't matter.

665
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:02,760
They went into it.

666
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,680
Yeah, I'm looking at it now.

667
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,360
It's Verstaden Tires or something.

668
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,380
Some tire manufacturer I've never even heard of there.

669
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,220
Verstrapan Tires.

670
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:15,900
Verstaden.

671
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:16,560
Verstaden Tires.

672
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,540
Verstaden Tires.

673
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,860
Who cares?

674
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,060
Who cares?

675
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,300
We just need another couple of goals from Liverpool.

676
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:28,380
And I am going to dance to Tipperary tonight, if that's the case.

677
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,480
Yeah, it's looking very, very fucking...

678
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,960
Oh, bit of handbags between Maguire and Diaz there.

679
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,940
The massive man that is Maguire.

680
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,660
The small little tricky Colombian man that is Diaz.

681
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,660
And if there was fisticuffs there,

682
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,660
which there wouldn't be because it's soccer,

683
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:51,380
they're never going to really, truly get fucking physical.

684
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:56,180
Maguire would probably just dispatch Diaz there

685
00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:57,320
because he's the bigger buck.

686
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,720
You can be the bigger buck, but you never know.

687
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:07,600
Diaz might know a bit of JBB Sports.

688
00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:10,440
Gisillium Brubritzo.

689
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,400
Here comes United.

690
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,040
Here comes United.

691
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:17,300
Getting taken down into the center disc.

692
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,120
The foul there.

693
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:22,020
And a free kick to United in the center disc.

694
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,720
Not sure who that is there.

695
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,300
Oh, yeah, it's Rasmus Hoyland getting taken down.

696
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:38,120
And it looks as though there's a bit of Rattledge,

697
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:39,460
or it was Amrabat.

698
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:46,500
I wouldn't mind a bit of Arimat on some chips right now.

699
00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:47,940
You've got me thinking.

700
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,340
It might be a chance to get down to the Chippa.

701
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:55,840
Sure, you were just saying a fucking minute ago you'd had steaks, buds, and cabbage.

702
00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:58,740
Tom.

703
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:00,960
Yeah.

704
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:00,960
Yeah.

705
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:06,120
But, um, you know, I want some more.

706
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,580
Mo Salah for Liverpool here.

707
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,780
It's coming down to the fucking danger town.

708
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,900
89 minutes.

709
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,100
89 minutes here.

710
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:24,740
89 minutes.

711
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:25,580
Sorry there.

712
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,980
I've just lost my train of thought and just kept on repeating 89 minutes over and over again.

713
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,540
89 minutes and 23 seconds is what I'm on.

714
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,540
Are you ahead of me there, people who might be watching?

715
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:38,940
Are you behind?

716
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,420
It's 89.

717
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:41,820
30 now.

718
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:43,080
It's 89.

719
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,800
33 now.

720
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,220
So people are behind.

721
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:48,840
Great stuff.

722
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,780
How am I ahead of you?

723
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,480
Dara Dermody is the only person who is ahead of us.

724
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,160
We must have a great stream going here.

725
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,420
And the balls are coming in thick and fast into the Manchester United.

726
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,020
box.

727
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,900
And Bruno, the score of the, uh, Cancerific Golden, seven minutes, Tom.

728
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,640
Are you surprised?

729
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,980
Seven minutes of added time.

730
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,680
I'm not surprised because it's such a tasty fixture.

731
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,520
There's been a lot of, uh, been a few stoppages.

732
00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:32,540
Rashford took a bit of time there, getting him changed and getting, getting him changed.

733
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,020
Yeah.

734
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:36,640
Getting him changed is right.

735
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,500
They brought on, uh, Anthony.

736
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:42,260
He was being largely invisible.

737
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:45,060
I mean that in a big, large way.

738
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:50,660
Ball has dipped menacingly into the box there, but I, I think the ref has seen a bit of pushing

739
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:53,940
and shoving and that's going to be a free kick to United there.

740
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:59,160
Uh, at 90 minutes past seven minutes left.

741
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:06,260
Liverpool here probably will just, you'd think they'd fucking take the, uh, the two all here, Liverpool, because

742
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:08,720
they don't want to let

743
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,180
they don't want to go full pelt

744
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,860
full tilt poker and then

745
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:14,300
let an opportunistic

746
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:16,700
United attack

747
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:17,440
then you know

748
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,500
I think at this stage of the game

749
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,800
Liverpool they can't

750
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,760
afford to play

751
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,240
like that I know a draw

752
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,620
on the road is probably especially

753
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,820
at United is a

754
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,880
decent enough result no matter

755
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,920
who you are sometimes but not these days

756
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,260
not these days and if you're

757
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,340
wanting to take out

758
00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:42,700
Arsenal and City even though

759
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:44,680
Arsenal are the main threat at the moment

760
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,180
they probably need to go for the jugular

761
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,540
and they know they've got the confidence

762
00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,840
and the ability to do it

763
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,580
it's just a matter of time now you know

764
00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:54,880
as the clock takes up to

765
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,040
92 minutes and Manchester

766
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,800
United have possession in the half

767
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,680
they're looking to waste a bit of time themselves

768
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,160
yes Wan-Bissaka

769
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,220
now taking a throw in

770
00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:07,280
the final third of the

771
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,040
Liverpool half

772
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,860
looking for options

773
00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:15,580
they've taken a lot of time

774
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,300
with the throw here

775
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,100
and he's found Rasmus I think

776
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:19,360
who's laid it back to Fernandes

777
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,080
cheeky little flick back to Rasmus Hoyland

778
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,440
who doesn't manage to get past

779
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,780
that Liverpool defender there

780
00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:27,400
and it's gone pinballing around there

781
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,840
I think Gakpo's yeah

782
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,460
geez

783
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,960
they had to take out Gakpo there

784
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,460
I think because

785
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:35,720
I miss him mount a yellow card for him

786
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:36,520
because uh

787
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,220
a cynical challenge but

788
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:39,660
a challenge that was necessary

789
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:40,140
nonetheless

790
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:43,340
necessary foul

791
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,700
he won't mind taking a yellow card for that

792
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:49,980
because it stopped

793
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:51,240
it stopped a fucking

794
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,420
a deadly attack

795
00:45:52,420 --> 00:46:03,700
Liverpool now trying to build up a little grain of steam

796
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:06,120
with a little glass of salt

797
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,800
passing that ball around

798
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,540
the balloon is tenderly being passed around amongst the men on the pitch

799
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:20,360
everybody in deep into the united half now

800
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,820
united throwing all their men behind the situation

801
00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:24,520
long ball into the box

802
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,860
tries to find a couple of Liverpool shirts

803
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:29,680
oh just blasted over the bar by Louis Diaz

804
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,700
the tricky dicky Colombian man from Colombia

805
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,240
let's just get that straight

806
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,400
and he blasts over the bar

807
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,000
and Aramat is absolutely bollocking Antony

808
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,460
and I tell you Tom

809
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:47,460
I don't I don't like Antony at all

810
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:50,140
yeah we can see here

811
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,920
it's just Antony's trying to do his

812
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,460
trying to do a bloody dive in the box

813
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:58,320
and then he's getting bollocked by

814
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,520
Aramat

815
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,800
because he should have stood his ground

816
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,380
do you know

817
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:09,760
Aramat is a tasty player says Food Wallet

818
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,260
indeed

819
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,720
any uh

820
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:14,980
any player worth his salt or Aramat

821
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:18,480
would be tasty enough with that seasoning on it

822
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,360
remember to always season your meat

823
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,240
ladies and gentlemen

824
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,300
it's

825
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,640
it's just essential isn't it Tom?

826
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:27,580
it really is

827
00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:30,000
I mean I was given out about that steak earlier on

828
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,160
that was my fault for not really gauging the air fryer conditions

829
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,020
but you bet your bottom dollar

830
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,480
I lared that piece of meat

831
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,340
with enough salt and pepper

832
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:42,300
that it'll make you cry

833
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:48,320
and here come United on a counter

834
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,980
it's three against four

835
00:47:50,980 --> 00:47:52,320
who's he?

836
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:52,900
he's squirted

837
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,420
Fernandes outside the box

838
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:55,820
tries to play a cheeky ball in

839
00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:56,720
but it doesn't go

840
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,640
nowhere's the bill

841
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,940
and now Liverpool have chance

842
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:00,660
again here

843
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,520
they've got ball

844
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,180
and they're cradling ball

845
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:03,900
and they're

846
00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:06,680
they're shepherding that ball to each other

847
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,260
as though it were a fucking prized lamb

848
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,660
eleven shepherds on one field

849
00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:13,720
and one lamb

850
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,720
that's how prized this uh

851
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,960
ball is

852
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,720
as it's been

853
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,720
delivered to each other

854
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,820
dispatched with love and care

855
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:24,380
it's not a futile operation

856
00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:25,680
far from it

857
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,060
these lads are professional

858
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:30,260
hundreds of thousands of pounds paid a week

859
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:31,780
to these guys

860
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:35,100
you'd think they'd be able to get the fucking thing into the net Tom

861
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:37,180
let's just

862
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,060
don't hold your breath

863
00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:39,260
don't go to bed just yet

864
00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:41,520
got another three minutes of this shit

865
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,200
and there's a foul in the centre circle there

866
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,640
and a chance for Liverpool to get back on it again

867
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,460
now Gomez

868
00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:49,480
down the right hand side

869
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,380
tries to play a stupid ball

870
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:53,520
stupid through ball to Diaz

871
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,960
it had too much pace on it

872
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,720
yeah yeah

873
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,060
it had too much pace on it

874
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,280
but look the pressure

875
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,580
will do that to a man

876
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:03,900
Onana's taking chances

877
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:04,420
risks

878
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:05,060
big risks

879
00:49:05,060 --> 00:49:06,100
he blasts it down

880
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:08,200
lovely chest down there from

881
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,360
from Gomez

882
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,800
and that's a speed ball

883
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,020
and it's gone out for a throw in on the centre

884
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,400
and the half way line there

885
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,460
Maguire

886
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,280
putting the ball out of touch

887
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,780
it's uh 95 minutes

888
00:49:20,780 --> 00:49:22,140
two minutes left here

889
00:49:22,140 --> 00:49:23,020
of uh

890
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:24,380
regulation play

891
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,020
of uh

892
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:25,780
injury time

893
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:26,260
years ago

894
00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:27,940
I was Chinese

895
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,520
years ago

896
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,440
I was Chinese

897
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,040
oh

898
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:33,720
United

899
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,700
Garnaccio

900
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,640
shoots

901
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,360
Kelleher saves

902
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,320
I beg your pardon

903
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,320
I beg your pardon

904
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,160
it was Anthony

905
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,300
I can't fucking see shit

906
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,340
with the shades on here

907
00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:45,300
strange how I can see the monitor of my uh

908
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,140
console my game

909
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:47,520
Fallout

910
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:47,900
but I

911
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:50,920
trying to look at this fucking tablet

912
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,040
is really wrecking my balls

913
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:53,380
Tom

914
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:56,460
don't go to bed just yet

915
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,140
because it looks as though

916
00:49:58,140 --> 00:50:00,400
Liverpool are still keeping the ball alive

917
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,300
down that left hand side

918
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,460
as Louis Diaz I think

919
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:03,820
down that left hand side

920
00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:04,680
looking electric

921
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,640
he's carrying it

922
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,520
the ball carrier

923
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,180
he's tricky

924
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:07,620
he's sticky

925
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,360
he's holding up play

926
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,140
and he's taken down

927
00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:11,300
cynically

928
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,320
by Casemiro

929
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,680
who I think is on a yellow

930
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,060
is he?

931
00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:15,560
whatever the fuck

932
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,200
I don't think

933
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,320
no it's

934
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,460
it's his first yellow

935
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:21,260
I beg your pardon

936
00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:22,860
and this could be dangerous

937
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:23,080
now

938
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,320
digital hands

939
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,580
thank you very much

940
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:26,440
for the tip there

941
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,240
digital hands

942
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,420
just looking at this

943
00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:31,000
Casemiro tackle again

944
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,440
it was beautifully cynical

945
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,620
yeah

946
00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:37,600
unbelievable

947
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,780
as Gary would say

948
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:41,860
thanks very much

949
00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:42,360
for the tip there

950
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,860
digital hands

951
00:50:43,860 --> 00:50:45,400
wastes of skin

952
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,080
sweaty fists

953
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:52,540
this is it now

954
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:54,800
the last event of the game

955
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,560
what can happen here

956
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,680
will ripple through

957
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,120
the echoes of time

958
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,200
what all comes into

959
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,200
the mixing unit

960
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,360
can anyone get on

961
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:02,980
that Elliot

962
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,860
strikes the ball

963
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,240
it's saved by

964
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:06,820
Oh Nana

965
00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:08,980
unbelievable

966
00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:12,040
and that's it

967
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,120
it's full time

968
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,380
whistle time

969
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:15,860
it's full time

970
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,380
the whistle is being blown

971
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:18,880
Tom what do you think of that?

972
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:20,580
well

973
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,560
what a finish

974
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,480
and apologies

975
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,140
for people

976
00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:24,160
who tuned in for Fallout

977
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,660
we can get that going now

978
00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:27,200
that was

979
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,100
entertaining for

980
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:29,740
us

981
00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:31,260
anyways

982
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:31,600
so

983
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,400
at least

984
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:33,400
at least

985
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,160
at least

986
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:34,760
there's that

987
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,660
at least

988
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:37,260
there's that

989
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,100
it's of no concern

990
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,540
it's of no concern

991
00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:42,260
to anybody

992
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:43,160
who's not arsed

993
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:43,640
with the football

994
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,280
we obviously

995
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,340
we couldn't even show it

996
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:46,300
so what a

997
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:47,140
what a stupid

998
00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,180
situation

999
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,220
we found ourselves

1000
00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:49,640
in there

1001
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,680
but let's get back

1002
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,180
into it now

1003
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:51,440
some

1004
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,940
white hot

1005
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:53,760
Fallout

1006
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,020
action RPG

1007
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,480
action

1008
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,380
and

1009
00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:58,060
let's

1010
00:51:58,060 --> 00:51:58,900
let's really

1011
00:51:58,900 --> 00:51:59,980
bring it home

1012
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:00,320
here

1013
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,700
let's bring it home

1014
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:03,520
I might as well

1015
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,440
stick around with you

1016
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,260
might as well Tom

1017
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:08,900
you might as well

1018
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:09,140
now

1019
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:09,900
I want

1020
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:10,860
what you want

1021
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:13,560
that's reassuring

1022
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,500
although many

1023
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:15,320
who've made that claim

1024
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:15,940
to the followers

1025
00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:16,540
of the apocalypse

1026
00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:17,320
over the years

1027
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,320
have had less than

1028
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,040
pure intentions

1029
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,460
but if it's really

1030
00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:21,160
as you say

1031
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,380
then take my advice

1032
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:23,700
this installation

1033
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,520
carries with it

1034
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,360
dangers that no one

1035
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,160
here has realized

1036
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,420
take care of what

1037
00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:27,980
you do here

1038
00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:29,220
and who you listen to

1039
00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:30,800
some things are best

1040
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,520
left buried with

1041
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,140
the old world

1042
00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:34,320
right I've got a

1043
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,640
full time whistle

1044
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,520
a full time whistle

1045
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,480
it's really sound

1046
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,300
it's really sound

1047
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,160
I've got a

1048
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,500
full time whistle

1049
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,340
a full time whistle

1050
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:47,200
what's going down

1051
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,540
what's going down

1052
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:51,300
and that's Teddus

1053
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:51,980
there who said

1054
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:53,040
I've got a full time whistle

1055
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:53,720
and I was just

1056
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,680
ready to pop that one out

1057
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,460
but I had to wait

1058
00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:58,200
for this Ignacio Rivas

1059
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,460
guy to finish his sentence

1060
00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:01,860
what is this guy about

1061
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:02,720
and what's he doing

1062
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,880
I don't entirely know

1063
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,000
our records on the

1064
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,860
company that built this

1065
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,640
place suggest that

1066
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,300
their dealings were

1067
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:09,260
not only in energy

1068
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:10,500
but also weapons

1069
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:11,520
and I've seen

1070
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,320
equipment here marked

1071
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,020
with symbols used

1072
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:14,180
by the pre-war military

1073
00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:15,520
targeting computers

1074
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,320
shock sensors

1075
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,820
is this a bad thing

1076
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:18,720
for kids to be playing

1077
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:19,380
this or is there

1078
00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:20,140
a good side to it

1079
00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:20,860
Archimedes

1080
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:22,840
code word Archimedes

1081
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,380
is a weapon they built here

1082
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:26,260
yes and the technology

1083
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:27,320
they have in this facility

1084
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,680
is like nothing I've seen

1085
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,160
some of it reminds me

1086
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,000
of enclave equipment

1087
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,020
but more advanced

1088
00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:33,740
a weapon based upon it

1089
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,560
would be catastrophic

1090
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,080
no matter who claimed it

1091
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,380
it's no wonder the

1092
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,540
Brotherhood wouldn't give it up

1093
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:42,420
I'm gonna have to give it up

1094
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,280
doodoodood

1095
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,600
they weren't here for me to ask

1096
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,080
but I doubt they were here

1097
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:49,820
for electricity

1098
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:52,000
when the NCR first came here

1099
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,660
it was under Brotherhood control

1100
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:56,380
today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs

1101
00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:58,140
get them while you can

1102
00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,360
yeah

1103
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,100
today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs

1104
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:04,100
yeah

1105
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:18,180
yeah

1106
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:20,660
then I would say do it

1107
00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:22,440
as long as the power of this plant

1108
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,800
is committed to the regional grid

1109
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,660
and not to a weapon

1110
00:54:24,660 --> 00:54:25,640
we are safe

1111
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,660
if you're the one to restore output

1112
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:29,220
then you can route the power

1113
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:29,940
where you choose

1114
00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:31,620
and they'll never be the wiser

1115
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:40,640
right

1116
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,540
okay

1117
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:45,420
eastern reflector control terminal power password

1118
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,140
where should I route the power?

1119
00:54:47,140 --> 00:54:47,820
oh

1120
00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:50,280
the NCR has their own designs for it no doubt

1121
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,320
but resist the urge to send it only to the thriving communities

1122
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,940
the need for power is great everywhere

1123
00:54:55,940 --> 00:54:57,840
distributing it evenly

1124
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,940
is the most rational and humane choice

1125
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:04,060
why would you trust me with this power man?

1126
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,080
you've only just met me Ignatio

1127
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,020
I'm a man of letters

1128
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:12,460
I'd be torn to pieces by the security system they have in that tower

1129
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,100
I'd never reach the mainframe

1130
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,500
but eventually the NCR will

1131
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,020
or if not them

1132
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,100
Caesar's Legion

1133
00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,620
he's a man of letters

1134
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:23,080
and he can see a man of substance

1135
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,100
in front of him

1136
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,080
that's why

1137
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,860
you're the only choice I have

1138
00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:33,620
goodbye

1139
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:36,420
amen

1140
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:43,240
it's great having Boone with us here

1141
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,760
he's a real Boone

1142
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,640
to say the least

1143
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:57,080
Ignatio Rivas was asking questions about you

1144
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,080
I'm here for you

1145
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,120
at the public

1146
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,080
the public accounts committee

1147
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,360
Dara Dermody

1148
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,180
thank you so much for that kind hearted

1149
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:08,580
fucking hell

1150
00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:14,080
who's shooting here?

1151
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:14,080
who's shooting here?

1152
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,560
I've got that gun as well

1153
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,560
it's a real

1154
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,440
blunderpuss

1155
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,860
Dara Dermody

1156
00:56:21,860 --> 00:56:23,020
thank you very much there

1157
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,560
let's get involved here

1158
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,020
with some

1159
00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:26,100
maybe not

1160
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:27,880
maybe not

1161
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,900
how do I get back into first person view?

1162
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,480
oh there we go

1163
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,540
if I hold through the weapon

1164
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,780
and I can run around

1165
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:38,560
I still haven't downloaded that fucking sprint mod

1166
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,440
that I was so adamant that I was gonna have for this game

1167
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,620
but it's not too bad now

1168
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:48,460
I feel like I've become acclimatized to the fucking speed of run

1169
00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:49,680
of his run

1170
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:54,020
Richard Broughton

1171
00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:57,060
how in the devil are you Richard?

1172
00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:58,180
and Asda

1173
00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:00,020
thank you very much for joining us there

1174
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,620
made up to see a stream

1175
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:02,720
really needed this

1176
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,920
that's

1177
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,680
that's sad there Richard

1178
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,080
I hope you're getting on well

1179
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:07,540
and

1180
00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:09,220
let's try and fucking

1181
00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:12,000
raise the roof here for Richard Tom

1182
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,260
yeah I'd recommend

1183
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:18,500
fuck this stream Richard

1184
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,400
check out my one that I did

1185
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,840
and no offense Francis

1186
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:22,620
like

1187
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:23,220
but uh

1188
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:24,680
my ones are class

1189
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,020
the one I did earlier on

1190
00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:26,720
it was great

1191
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,700
we've got

1192
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:31,360
we've got action

1193
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,260
we've got action

1194
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:33,620
fuck

1195
00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:34,240
fuck

1196
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:34,860
fuck

1197
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:37,680
just let Boone take control here

1198
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,460
I'm gonna

1199
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:40,640
I'm gonna whip out

1200
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,100
something special

1201
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,200
for this situation

1202
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:43,880
right here

1203
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,360
plasma rifle

1204
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,920
there we go

1205
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,240
let's get that going

1206
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:53,540
there's no

1207
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:54,840
there's no fucking unit

1208
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,240
there's no

1209
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,880
ammo in it

1210
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,100
uh

1211
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,460
service rifle

1212
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:01,580
throw and spear

1213
00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:02,580
varmint rifle

1214
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:08,560
what the fuck is that

1215
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,580
the robot

1216
00:58:11,580 --> 00:58:15,320
we're getting

1217
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,100
we're getting fucking

1218
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:17,620
taken down from all angles here

1219
00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:21,080
now you'd want to really

1220
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,900
ship up or ship out here

1221
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,440
at the moment

1222
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,400
because you're letting

1223
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,480
lads get the best right

1224
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,400
here and that was a fucking

1225
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,520
robot you took out there

1226
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,460
was this robo brain

1227
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:33,020
robo brain

1228
00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:36,640
and that's an energy cell

1229
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,540
that he had there

1230
00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:42,380
nothing really fucking

1231
00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:43,020
going around here

1232
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,340
we can maybe take

1233
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:45,420
something else here

1234
00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:49,480
nothing nothing going here

1235
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,220
I don't even know why

1236
00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:50,780
I went in here

1237
00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:51,580
I don't think we even

1238
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:52,300
need to be in here

1239
00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:54,200
and there's bad energy

1240
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:54,600
as well

1241
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,320
lads inside

1242
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,260
that want to fucking kill us

1243
00:58:56,260 --> 00:58:57,640
let's just get back outside

1244
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,160
into that

1245
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,000
that region

1246
00:58:59,000 --> 00:58:59,800
which was safe

1247
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:06,600
protectron there

1248
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,560
he didn't do a good job

1249
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,480
protecting anyone

1250
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,980
macron show

1251
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:11,300
thank you very much

1252
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,900
for your kind-hearted

1253
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,420
and generous

1254
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,400
tip there

1255
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,580
thanks for the great

1256
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:18,660
content

1257
00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:19,540
you hearing that tom

1258
00:59:19,540 --> 00:59:21,980
I am hearing that

1259
00:59:21,980 --> 00:59:23,220
I think really what

1260
00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:24,200
macron is

1261
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,660
referencing there

1262
00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:27,220
is my stream

1263
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:28,640
that I did earlier on

1264
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,300
and not this one

1265
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,300
I don't know where

1266
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,040
we're meant to be going

1267
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:33,220
here

1268
00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:34,580
I think there is something

1269
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:35,860
that we obviously

1270
00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:36,560
have to hit

1271
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,420
out here

1272
00:59:37,420 --> 00:59:39,160
I'm not too sure

1273
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:39,800
what it is

1274
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,320
maybe we can have

1275
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:40,920
a little sleep

1276
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,240
here

1277
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,240
no

1278
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:43,260
you cannot sleep

1279
00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:44,660
when enemies are nearby

1280
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:45,760
where are the enemies

1281
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,000
though

1282
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:46,820
boon

1283
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:48,980
I thought that was boon

1284
00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:49,380
it's not

1285
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,960
three computers

1286
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,100
in the gated areas

1287
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,460
parastrika

1288
00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:57,700
parastrika

1289
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,840
the savior

1290
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,300
of my mind

1291
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,240
thanks for the

1292
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:03,440
great

1293
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,040
thank you very much

1294
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:05,280
there

1295
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,880
macron

1296
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,600
and shout out

1297
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,120
as well there

1298
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:08,640
to richard

1299
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:09,360
I hope you're doing

1300
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:09,980
well buddy

1301
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:12,600
we'll fucking

1302
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,760
we'll try and get

1303
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,620
something here

1304
01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:15,900
to raise

1305
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:16,820
the stake

1306
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:17,720
so to speak

1307
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,560
stake

1308
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:21,940
raiser

1309
01:00:21,940 --> 01:00:22,540
5000

1310
01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:23,020
asda

1311
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:23,740
thank you very much

1312
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:24,080
for the

1313
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,400
tip there

1314
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,100
what did parastrika

1315
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:27,900
just say to you

1316
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:29,820
he said

1317
01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:29,820
he said

1318
01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:31,040
or he

1319
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:31,640
we don't know

1320
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,820
he could be a she

1321
01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:34,020
or a them

1322
01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:35,000
or a fucking

1323
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,640
who knows what

1324
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,460
fucking things

1325
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,000
are being

1326
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,220
attributed to people

1327
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:40,720
nowadays

1328
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,420
sorry there for doing

1329
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:45,380
your voice there Tom

1330
01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:49,340
thanks very much for the tip

1331
01:00:49,340 --> 01:00:49,680
paddy

1332
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:56,840
parastrika says there's three computers you need to access for you to do this bit

1333
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,980
okay and uh

1334
01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:00,960
years ago

1335
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,200
years ago

1336
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,960
i was chinese

1337
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,740
thank you very much there big red

1338
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:11,240
would Tommy be able to give a birthday shout out to my brother he's gone absolutely flat out on the sauce

1339
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:22,800
yep happy birthday there to uh big red's brother doesn't give you your name but uh best of luck and don't get too pissed because that won't be nice tomorrow

1340
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:30,060
i think we've got doubling in the audio there we don't okay so uh

1341
01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:35,860
fucking hell let me have a look here now where is the fucking

1342
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,720
the the right

1343
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,720
parastrika three computers in the gated areas

1344
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,620
okay so the gated areas there parastrika

1345
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,040
are we talking

1346
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,360
are we talking inside there

1347
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,300
or are we talking over here

1348
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,700
is this a gated area here

1349
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,140
helios one

1350
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,060
poseidon

1351
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:58,240
they're all in this outside bit

1352
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,800
good man yourself

1353
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,520
lovely stuff

1354
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,660
they're in and amongst the solar panels

1355
01:02:03,660 --> 01:02:05,960
and what lovely solar panels they are as well

1356
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:06,740
they're really

1357
01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:09,120
getting me in the mood for sunshine

1358
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,640
oh

1359
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,220
the hounds of hell

1360
01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:16,740
time to take

1361
01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:17,020
oh

1362
01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,900
thought boon was about to fucking

1363
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:21,280
lamp my head off there with a massive

1364
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,140
fucking bar whatever the hell that was

1365
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:28,480
let's wait for this clown to fucking show his face

1366
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,580
out here don't worry boon

1367
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,860
boon's going in

1368
01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:33,020
years ago

1369
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:35,280
boon's gonna take control of the situation

1370
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:35,880
no he's not

1371
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,740
tell you it's great to have a boon by your side

1372
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:42,280
look at this guy

1373
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,680
he's about to get booned out of it man

1374
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,840
close range

1375
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,880
macron thank you very much for the tip there

1376
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,140
i hope you're getting on well

1377
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:51,140
take this

1378
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:51,140
take this

1379
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:53,300
uh boondog

1380
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:57,600
the boondog saints

1381
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,040
the boondog

1382
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,760
anyway and now we have another one there

1383
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,920
we gotta fucking vats that guy

1384
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:10,220
look at his face though he's a very friendly lad

1385
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,880
but unfortunately it doesn't

1386
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,440
that's not gonna stand to you

1387
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,440
in the wasteland

1388
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:16,440
in the wasteland

1389
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:16,440
in the wasteland

1390
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,300
in the game

1391
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:18,300
in the wasteland

1392
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,080
ha ha ha

1393
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,300
fuck off

1394
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:20,300
fuck off

1395
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:21,300
gameboy

1396
01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:24,780
gameboy thank you very much there bertie ahearn

1397
01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:28,380
how's jc getting on did you not hear him bertie

1398
01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,040
he was

1399
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,300
he was uh

1400
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:35,240
on during the game there when we were conversating in the game we went live to him

1401
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:42,060
the way that dog just like moved around on the ground without fucking moving its legs

1402
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:44,080
rachel glass

1403
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:49,880
thank you very much there for the tip there rachel glass this guy is still keep doing the rounds

1404
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:58,520
i think the volume might be a bit louder

1405
01:03:58,520 --> 01:03:59,520
there is it

1406
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:00,520
there is it

1407
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,520
there is it

1408
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:02,520
there is it

1409
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:06,520
apologies there if that's blasting your ears off i'll turn it down a notch or two

1410
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,520
bit loud

1411
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,520
bit loud

1412
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,520
yeah

1413
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,520
don't worry

1414
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,520
don't worry about that

1415
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,520
just watch your ass

1416
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,520
now terminals activate this shit

1417
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:28,520
reset mainframe is it archimedes test

1418
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,520
reset mainframe is it archimedes test

1419
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:38,520
reading all this shit

1420
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:55,520
absolutely dj yellered that fucking pooch gotta be the mainframe reset mainframe

1421
01:04:55,520 --> 01:05:07,520
so that's done that's one okay so there's three of the fuckers

1422
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:08,520
let's move

1423
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:14,520
still alive no? he's not alive looks like he's still alive

1424
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:36,520
right that's uh that's one piece of pudding acquired we'll move on to our second piece of sensual pudding

1425
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:43,520
you can pick him up and move move him around if you hold x no way

1426
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,520
fucking uh half-life job

1427
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:59,520
this one has just been unattended oh just as i said that i got mine fucked by an act a rigged shotgun look

1428
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,520
oh fuck

1429
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:06,520
oh fuck and again

1430
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:06,520
get the fuck out of here

1431
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:18,520
get the fuck out of here

1432
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,520
uh... reset mainframe

1433
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:25,520
reset mainframe donezo

1434
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:33,520
got another one there how do we disarm these bastards? it's hard enough to fucking get around here without being blown smithereens or trapped in a bear trap

1435
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:44,520
and a fucking toolbox there let's have a look plunger you can keep your plunger

1436
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:51,520
why not this guy these guys just sleeping even though someone's just set off major explosives around them

1437
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,520
they must be knackered they must have done a real hard shift

1438
01:06:54,520 --> 01:07:01,520
let's just f5 this quick save it and see what happens if we do this

1439
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:08,520
that's not a good idea at all

1440
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:19,520
anything else inside here take that first aid box

1441
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,520
purified water steady whatever the fuck that is empty syringe we don't want it

1442
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,520
oh yeah i'm not one of these jokes

1443
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,520
snoopy's dick thanks very much for the tip there i hope you're getting on well

1444
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:34,520
thanks very much there snoopas dickus very kind of ya

1445
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:40,520
you're having a lovely lovely sunday and did you check out my stream earlier on that i did?

1446
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:47,520
don't mind about this one check the playlist cause i did a stream earlier on

1447
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:53,520
sounds like you're trying too hard there tom to fucking look if nobody was tuning in

1448
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:59,520
then nobody was tuning in no need to fucking hound cunts about it like i mean it just sounds desperate as fuck

1449
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:09,520
nothing desperate about it i was just saying like you know it is there in the playlist and as is all the other streams as well if you want to check that out there

1450
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:21,520
at any given time just do it the pace was incredible says shenny thank you very much shenny

1451
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:28,520
it was alright man it wasn't fucking amazing kept cutting out and it looked like it was being what were you streaming it off a fucking potato

1452
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:34,520
it was the best i could do at the time the best i could do with at the time

1453
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:43,520
yeah i watched it you couldn't even keep maintain a fucking jog you had to keep stopping all the time it was shite man

1454
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:52,520
well you try and do it it wasn't like i was in fucking when i was in germany and i had i was wearing shorts running shoes and i didn't have a leather jacket

1455
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:59,520
i had the full shenanigans on for this one so i was going to i was going to be slowed down like

1456
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:04,520
yeah maybe you should wear the other gear then if you're going for doing a fucking run stream no

1457
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:11,520
well the thing is with that where is where is this place you're looking for now by the way

1458
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:21,520
i don't know am i going around looking for the am i uh what am i doing there lads is it am i going the right way or

1459
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:27,520
or what what what's what's going on here lads oh you creep me i'm after buying some new clover

1460
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,520
fucking hell tom round up the boys to come pinton i want the whole town to see me

1461
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:40,520
unbelievable scenes there from steven jay beautiful stuff who says simply i loved tommy's jog earlier on

1462
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:51,520
tommy's this tommy's jog that this is this is the stream now this is what we're about now not earlier on

1463
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:59,520
but thank you very much though steven jay very kind of you unbelievable you know why he's tipped that francis

1464
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:07,520
because we're doing a fucking stream no because of my stream earlier on he said love tommy's jog earlier

1465
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:17,520
this this one now this stream now must be shite compared to my one even though you say it was filmed on a spud

1466
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,520
doesn't matter about what it was filmed on it's the quality that goes into it

1467
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:29,520
yeah there was no fucking quality okay you had to keep stopping it wasn't even a maintained you couldn't maintain a jog

1468
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:36,520
and the rain was the it was like fucking going back into 2006 times watching a highly compressed

1469
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:44,520
piece of shit and er it cut out a load of the times as well it's just so unprofessional man

1470
01:10:44,520 --> 01:11:04,520
yeah but i tell you might be it might be unprofessional to you but it's a damn shame that you all you can seem to do is just fucking sit on your arse that's all you can do but you'll never feel the dream of flying by the seat of your pants like me

1471
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:12,520
yeah i i if i did i'd easily be able to keep fucking running i wouldn't have to stop every

1472
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:20,520
10 minutes and uh why couldn't you do like what you did in frankfurt that that was fucking fast paced and it was unstoppable

1473
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:28,520
well that's the thing i was getting on to that really and i watched back myself when i was running

1474
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:54,520
and uh when i was running around and i was i was not stopping that's all well and good but uh i see the clobber i was wearing and it doesn't really i i'm it's like i'm looking at a different man it's like i'm not looking at myself in the mirror you know

1475
01:11:54,520 --> 01:12:02,520
yeah you you you really you you didn't think about that before heading off no that you should actually

1476
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:10,520
wear the clothes that are associated with you i did but it was 40 degrees out and there's just

1477
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:18,520
fucking no way i would have been able to sustain it and also i had to wear runners because there's no way i'd be able to go around germany

1478
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:26,520
in the in the shows that i had you know i'd be my feet would have been in bits

1479
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,520
my feet would have been in bits

1480
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:36,520
people in the chat they're backing you up there uh carrie saying well it was tom on holidays you'd know him anywhere but i mean i think that you should

1481
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:44,520
i think that you should have actually i think if anything you should have rewarded the loyalty of people who are willing to fucking watch your shite

1482
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:52,520
by giving them the person that they're watching they're tuning to see and not some kind of fucking half-assed version of yourself

1483
01:12:52,520 --> 01:13:00,520
i didn't it wasn't half-assed and i did the best i could do under the circumstances i even bushed my fucking hand

1484
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:24,520
when i was trying to skateboard and then interrupt tom what's a fucking man of your age doing on a fucking skateboard indeed i'd ask i'd have serious questions to be asked about you i'd ask questions about why serious questions weren't being asked about you down there what were you fucking doing around there skating who were you skating with

1485
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:34,520
I went and took the board to the skate park in Cologne, underneath the bridge, down near the swimming pool there.

1486
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:43,640
See, you were in Cologne in a foreign German city, an old man on a fucking skateboard, underneath a bridge.

1487
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:45,480
What a fucking creep.

1488
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:48,320
It's not creepy at all.

1489
01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:51,680
When I was down there, there were much more creepier people than me.

1490
01:13:51,680 --> 01:14:00,560
There were people who were sat drinking, there were people who were smoking jazz cigarettes, and there was old enough people at the skate park as well.

1491
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,980
You know, it was grand.

1492
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,620
It wasn't grand. You fucked your arm up.

1493
01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:12,860
That led you down a dark path for a few days, I believe, you told me.

1494
01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,460
Bit of a dark path.

1495
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:20,400
I was just drinking for days, not even streaming for three or four days.

1496
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,060
In hot, hot heat.

1497
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:25,320
Staying at a B&B on the outskirts of Cologne.

1498
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,560
It wasn't great. I was wondering, had I made a big mistake?

1499
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:34,400
And I just, I managed to soldier on anyway, eventually, like...

1500
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:39,240
Oh, it's so sad, man. You're such a soldier for soldiering on.

1501
01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:41,380
Well, you failed.

1502
01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:49,020
In my eyes, you failed on your fucking delivery and your ability to deliver top quality streamage.

1503
01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:52,120
Thank you very much there for the tip there, Handyman and Trokerbox.

1504
01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:55,200
Would Tommy bait you in a foot race as Trokerbox?

1505
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:56,100
I don't think so.

1506
01:14:56,420 --> 01:15:00,400
Especially if he's not wearing those fucking G-lops that he had on earlier on.

1507
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:04,300
I'd be rocking the fucking running shoes myself.

1508
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:07,340
And I've got a few years...

1509
01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:10,660
He's got a few years on me, or I've got a few years on him.

1510
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,260
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

1511
01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,040
I'd let him catch up, you know.

1512
01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:18,540
I wouldn't want him to feel utter shame or anything like that.

1513
01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:20,760
There's no shame in age.

1514
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:24,760
Dr. Time comes for us all at some stage of the game.

1515
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:27,520
Dr. Time will grab a hold of you and say,

1516
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:30,160
It's time you got older, man.

1517
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,860
And it usually happens when you least suspect it.

1518
01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:35,460
Just slaps you in the face one day and you're like,

1519
01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:36,980
Fucking hell, did I get old?

1520
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,040
And that's what happens.

1521
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:40,620
Crazy bit of business altogether.

1522
01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:44,320
Thank you very much.

1523
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,340
Now, getting back to this situation here.

1524
01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:50,020
Night is drawing on, and we need to really locate the other terminal.

1525
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,600
Because, you know, it's a fucking fallout stream.

1526
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,620
We want to get something done.

1527
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:56,800
We want to get a task or an achievement.

1528
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:58,460
What do you call these things?

1529
01:15:58,480 --> 01:15:59,500
A side quest, is it?

1530
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:01,860
I'm not even sure if this is a side quest or is it canon.

1531
01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:02,740
Who knows?

1532
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:05,780
But Quib says compass there.

1533
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:07,000
Compass Pip.

1534
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,560
Thank you very much as well, Quib, there,

1535
01:16:09,660 --> 01:16:20,940
for tracking down and locating that fantabulous clip of the Moncus from Stuart Traffey's Netcafe series that are the last day.

1536
01:16:21,220 --> 01:16:23,980
And actually finding out, I don't know how you managed to put that together.

1537
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,720
It seemed like a complicated situation.

1538
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:30,840
And also finding out that it wasn't an Italian monkey.

1539
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:35,920
It was a Russian monkey that was sent into space.

1540
01:16:36,140 --> 01:16:39,180
And he was getting all Russian about it going,

1541
01:16:40,260 --> 01:16:43,180
They sent me into space and now I come back.

1542
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,180
It's not great.

1543
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,640
I can't do the accent.

1544
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,000
I can't do the accent.

1545
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,280
But I mean, thanks very much for finding that out, Quib.

1546
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,340
But maybe we'll be able to play that at some stage.

1547
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:55,480
Maybe even an episode of Netcafe at the end of the stream.

1548
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,180
Whenever that is.

1549
01:16:57,300 --> 01:16:58,200
Any recommendations?

1550
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:03,200
Because the last one was a highly recommended Netcafe.

1551
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,960
And it turned out to be fucking brilliant.

1552
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:09,720
Let's have a look here and see.

1553
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,000
Where am I fucking going?

1554
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:13,860
I think you've done it.

1555
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,560
I think it might have been wrong.

1556
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,480
There's only two instead of three.

1557
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:16,960
Great stuff.

1558
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,000
Uncle Bucked.

1559
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:18,800
I'm okay.

1560
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:20,360
I'm okay.

1561
01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:22,100
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1562
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:24,280
Yep.

1563
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:25,440
Get back to your van.

1564
01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:26,680
Get back to reality.

1565
01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:27,720
Hop.

1566
01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:29,060
There goes gravity.

1567
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:29,680
Hop.

1568
01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:31,180
There goes gravity.

1569
01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:35,200
Get back to the fella in the house there.

1570
01:17:37,340 --> 01:17:39,560
Trying to get up onto this fucking pipe here.

1571
01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:42,400
And another one.

1572
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,880
Let's go down and around.

1573
01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:46,180
And maybe crawl up the side hatch here.

1574
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,160
Poddy Bob.

1575
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:47,980
Thank you very much.

1576
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,500
Forget the foot raise.

1577
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:54,080
How would Tommy fare in a keepy-uppy competition?

1578
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:54,680
Tough one.

1579
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:56,320
Tough one.

1580
01:17:56,700 --> 01:18:00,060
Because you've got a silky touch top.

1581
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,400
Fucking smooth as silk.

1582
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,200
I'd give it a shot.

1583
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:11,740
But I mean, look, I think you've got more of a stamina and sustenance.

1584
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,480
What's Ignatio going to say here?

1585
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:14,920
What can I help you with?

1586
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:18,880
We don't need...

1587
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:19,620
You're on my line.

1588
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:22,320
Yeah, we actually don't need to talk to this buck.

1589
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,980
I think it's the other guy that we shot in the head.

1590
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:26,700
Goodbye.

1591
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:31,400
Yo.

1592
01:18:32,460 --> 01:18:35,140
Yeah, I knew there was a reason why I killed him.

1593
01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:36,200
And that yo.

1594
01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,300
Is probably one of the reasons.

1595
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:42,320
Maybe he didn't say that before, but he's got an attitude problem, this guy.

1596
01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:43,060
I don't like him.

1597
01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:51,580
And maybe I do have another fucking thing to collect there, Parastroika, because it's not...

1598
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:55,580
He's not saying well done or anything.

1599
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,480
Adios, amigo.

1600
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,420
Let's check out our Pip-Boy Extreme.

1601
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:03,360
Data.

1602
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:03,480
Data.

1603
01:19:04,180 --> 01:19:05,500
That lucky old son.

1604
01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:06,660
Optional.

1605
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:07,360
Arm Archimedes.

1606
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,480
Use the Helios one mainframe to send power.

1607
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:11,520
So we...

1608
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,320
Maybe he needs to go into that fucking building out...

1609
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,360
Out the back again.

1610
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,000
I think.

1611
01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:24,100
I'm just following the little pips on...

1612
01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:25,360
The little blip on the Pip-Boy.

1613
01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:36,980
I'm guessing, look.

1614
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:37,480
I'm guessing.

1615
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,880
Because as I walk over here...

1616
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,620
Little blip.

1617
01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:43,820
Go...

1618
01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:44,500
Go...

1619
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,540
Go to the roof.

1620
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,280
Says Steve Madden.

1621
01:19:47,340 --> 01:19:48,460
Which roof are you talking about?

1622
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:49,280
This roof here?

1623
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:49,960
Or...

1624
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:52,020
Or you want it to go all the way up that thing, is it?

1625
01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:54,700
Or into the roof of that one.

1626
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:05,220
Just want to say thank you again to Stephen Jay there for the clobbering earlier on.

1627
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:07,580
The clobbering of...

1628
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,120
Absolutely clobbered us there.

1629
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,400
Clobber Dan Milasevich.

1630
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,400
Clobber Dan Milasevich.

1631
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,100
Great.

1632
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:20,060
And that's us fucking dunzo.

1633
01:20:20,060 --> 01:20:20,500
We...

1634
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:21,280
Hopefully we...

1635
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,020
We didn't save.

1636
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,540
Hopefully we've got one of those doctor's bags in our items.

1637
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,120
That will take care of that.

1638
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:30,080
Very handily indeed.

1639
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:33,500
Stimpak.

1640
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:35,520
Doctor's sack.

1641
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:35,740
No?

1642
01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:37,320
Doctor's bag.

1643
01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:38,780
That Higgins isn't simple.

1644
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,340
Thank you very much there, Karel C.

1645
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:42,480
Oh.

1646
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:43,960
Ah.

1647
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:44,960
Oh.

1648
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,480
Thank you very much.

1649
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,760
What vid is the how are you from?

1650
01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:50,720
Fuck knows, man.

1651
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,900
I don't even know if it's been on a vid or anything like that.

1652
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,980
Could be wrong, but I actually don't even know the genesis.

1653
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:01,340
I don't think it was a stream-based thing, at least.

1654
01:21:02,940 --> 01:21:04,720
Put data there and look at our...

1655
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,100
Stats.

1656
01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:06,640
Yeah, stats.

1657
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,660
Okay, we're back to normal again there.

1658
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:09,660
Okay.

1659
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:21,800
And there we have a turret control system, which we can deactivate, I hope.

1660
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:27,640
This is going to be a very, very exciting bit of hackery here.

1661
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:31,480
Exact match, and it's just as I said it, Tom.

1662
01:21:32,380 --> 01:21:33,520
You don't lie.

1663
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:37,440
You don't tell lies, and that's the most exciting bit of hackery ever.

1664
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,440
I've been doing it.

1665
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:39,440
I've been doing it.

1666
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:41,100
Since your last stream.

1667
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,080
Look, the stream...oh, fuck.

1668
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,440
Oh, fuck.

1669
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:51,280
Just as I was beginning to sing my own praises there,

1670
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:57,080
I got absolutely bomb-a-clarted by a fucking pie on the ground.

1671
01:21:57,620 --> 01:22:13,820
Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ. Christ.

1672
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:20,220
Okay, we just go back into it. Hopefully I've done the extra two bits of stuff there.

1673
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:33,640
I think I've... Yeah, connect to the Helios mainframe from the eastern terminal. Connect to the Helios one mainframe from the western.

1674
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:38,880
It auto-says whenever you go through a door. Thank fuck for that.

1675
01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:42,900
Thank God there, Tom.

1676
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:48,080
Christ. Watch out. You don't want to get fucking done up again.

1677
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:49,360
We've always got to keep your eyes open.

1678
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:55,380
Keep your... Keep your eyes open and your ass on the prize. Thanks for the tip there, Tenderloin District.

1679
01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:58,160
Very, very kind of you.

1680
01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:02,560
Very kind of you indeed, Tenderloin.

1681
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:07,020
Hopefully your loin is well and truly tenderized.

1682
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:09,380
And, uh...

1683
01:23:09,380 --> 01:23:10,380
All that biz.

1684
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,400
Let me just see here now what I'm gonna use.

1685
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:16,720
Maybe I can take out this fucking pie on the ground with, uh...

1686
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:19,020
A 9mm. 9mm Jill here.

1687
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:23,200
Does anybody know if I should shoot this or should I just try and...

1688
01:23:24,260 --> 01:23:26,060
...disarm it quickly or something?

1689
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,340
Crouch and approach slowly. You'll get a prompt to disarm. Okay.

1690
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:31,340
Okay.

1691
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:33,880
I'm gonna... gonna F5 that as well.

1692
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:43,820
Lovely. And I can take that as well and utilize that...

1693
01:23:43,820 --> 01:23:46,340
...in an upcoming referendum.

1694
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:49,460
On killing lads.

1695
01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:50,900
There's a couple of lads right there.

1696
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:52,740
Disarmed and taken.

1697
01:23:52,740 --> 01:23:54,040
Disarmed and taken.

1698
01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:56,680
I think there could be one on top of this.

1699
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:57,000
No.

1700
01:23:57,540 --> 01:23:58,100
That's great.

1701
01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:00,580
Take those rounds.

1702
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:01,800
That's nice.

1703
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:10,080
And now I have to do this.

1704
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,120
And will it be...

1705
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:13,400
...a beautiful bit of hackery again?

1706
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:18,740
I got in one the last time.

1707
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:19,740
What was it?

1708
01:24:19,740 --> 01:24:20,580
Bottle or something?

1709
01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:21,140
Battle.

1710
01:24:23,540 --> 01:24:24,260
It might change.

1711
01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:25,300
It might be different now.

1712
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:27,940
2 out of 6 ain't bad.

1713
01:24:30,380 --> 01:24:31,300
Changes every time.

1714
01:24:31,460 --> 01:24:31,780
Okay.

1715
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:32,480
Karate.

1716
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,120
Burned.

1717
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:37,580
Fucking...

1718
01:24:37,580 --> 01:24:38,880
...lodged.

1719
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,380
...lodged.

1720
01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:43,480
Terminal is locked now.

1721
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,480
Now we just have to deal with this.

1722
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:53,160
Just have to deal with this.

1723
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:54,660
I wonder if...

1724
01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:55,780
...can you just go out of the...

1725
01:24:55,780 --> 01:24:56,780
...the door and...

1726
01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:58,700
...come back in and it works.

1727
01:25:00,580 --> 01:25:00,980
Twisted.

1728
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,500
Joey the Lips.

1729
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:03,580
Thank you very much there.

1730
01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:04,580
I hope you're getting on well.

1731
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,420
And thank you for your tip earlier on there...

1732
01:25:06,420 --> 01:25:07,440
...from Thomas' stream.

1733
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:22,440
Yeah, thanks very much and check out my stream from earlier on. It definitely was something out of the order. It wasn't like this, just some eejit playing fucking games. Talking shite.

1734
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:35,440
It's just some, it really is a change for you at least to have the ego on you like that. I mean, I would have really, it's just out of character to be honest.

1735
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:40,440
Just tell it like it is. Just tell it like it is.

1736
01:25:40,440 --> 01:26:00,440
You think you just gotta, you're all Billy Big bollocks because you got a shed load of viewers on your banana pancake stream, which by the way wasn't even that good of a fucking stream. It wasn't even that nice. You were making out what you were cooking was like Michelin star shit.

1737
01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:05,440
I mean, it was shit. But it was no Michelin star. Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs. Get 'em while you can.

1738
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:19,440
Just take all this stuff and sell it later on. Yeah. Thank you very much there Lou Sasol. Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs. Get 'em while you can.

1739
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:38,440
Maybe I'll fucking level accusations of laser ripplery at 'em. No? Plasma pistol, no?

1740
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:48,440
Robo brains after you. 95% chance I'm gonna hit him in that fucking robo brain of him. Yes. Crippled.

1741
01:26:49,440 --> 01:27:07,440
Well, Jesus, he's still fucking, still doing business anyway. He's gone man. Gonna take the brain out of your head, no? Energy cell, the scrap for ya. Sergeant Vash is after ya.

1742
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:37,440
Robot wars. That Rolex wearing limousine riding. Thanks very much for the tip there. Very kindy. Are you a fan of Ric Flair's big ridiculous promo rants? I, uh, I'm not sure. Yeah? Like old school wrestling clips. Is this? I seen a funny clip the other day, or yesterday should I say, from the WWE Hall of Fame. Now I'm not an... What the fuck is this?

1743
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:39,440
What the fuck is this?

1744
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:46,440
I'm not really a big wrestling fan. I was when I was a kid, but um...

1745
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:51,440
There was a fella there that looked like yourself, Tom, talking shite.

1746
01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:53,440
What?

1747
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,440
Yeah, he was... I actually thought, "Was it Tom?" when I seen him.

1748
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,440
And does anybody know what I'm on about?

1749
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:02,440
There.

1750
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:05,440
Anybody know what I'm on about there?

1751
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:10,440
There was some fella who was in the exact same camp as Thomas.

1752
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:15,440
And he was talking shite. Giving out stink. People were loving it.

1753
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:22,440
Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman. Okay, let's have a look and see there.

1754
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,440
Keep looking.

1755
01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:27,440
Pause that.

1756
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:32,440
First... First, uh... I've heard of it there. Paul Heyman.

1757
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:33,440
Hey man!

1758
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:38,440
How are you doing, ma'am? Dublin City Simulator. Thank you very much for the tip.

1759
01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:43,440
I enjoyed Tom's reminiscing of the German radio trip. It was a fantastic journey. Thank you very much.

1760
01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:46,440
And discovering the path of Nostra was one of my favourite parts.

1761
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:50,440
Was worried Tom was going to get absolutely mangled within it.

1762
01:28:51,440 --> 01:29:01,440
And my sentiments as well. It would not have been nice now to have got absolutely clathotrapped in a German lift.

1763
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:06,440
It was a very, very beautiful, beautiful scene.

1764
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:10,440
And I am very happy that I managed to get to see that.

1765
01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:12,440
But are you at there?

1766
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:16,440
Looking for this clip here of Paul Heyman.

1767
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:18,440
Let's see if we can get it here.

1768
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:21,440
On the old tubus of Ubus.

1769
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:23,440
Uh...

1770
01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:27,440
What do I type in? Look up Paul Heyman ECW.

1771
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,440
But is that the one from yesterday though, Zigg?

1772
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:30,440
I want the clip from yesterday.

1773
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,440
Paul...

1774
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:32,440
Paul Heyman...

1775
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:33,440
Uh...

1776
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:34,440
WWE Hall of Fame.

1777
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:36,440
Oh yeah.

1778
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,440
And I was thinking Tom, it'd be great if you could do a voiceover of this maybe.

1779
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,440
If you can get him.

1780
01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:46,440
No, the clip I'm looking at here. He's not wearing the fucking cap.

1781
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,440
He's not wearing the cap, lad.

1782
01:29:57,440 --> 01:30:00,440
Years ago, I was Chinese.

1783
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:04,440
Years ago, I was Chinese.

1784
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:07,440
Thank you very much there, that son of a bitch.

1785
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:10,440
Papa Shango. Was Papa Shango there, was he?

1786
01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:13,440
What a legend Papa Shango was.

1787
01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:14,440
And uh...

1788
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:17,440
Yeah, this is it now, Tommy. It looks fucking great, man.

1789
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:19,440
Hopefully we can get this going.

1790
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:20,440
Put that onto the screen.

1791
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:23,440
We might get done, or the stream might get fucking done-zoned.

1792
01:30:25,440 --> 01:30:26,440
Not what I want.

1793
01:30:27,440 --> 01:30:28,440
But it could be what we might get.

1794
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:30,440
He seems to know his way around the block.

1795
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:32,440
How about you?

1796
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:34,440
Seems to know his way around the block.

1797
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:36,440
He seems to know his way...

1798
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:38,440
How about you?

1799
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:40,440
Uh, thank you very much there, Tupo.

1800
01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:45,440
It's my duty to inform you, there's a national park in North Carolina called Pissgack.

1801
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:47,440
Good luck.

1802
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:52,440
One day I hope to visit Pissgack, and really, really laugh at the name of it.

1803
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:58,440
I might even look around the park after, but mainly I will be visiting just to laugh at the name.

1804
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:03,440
But I can't really say I'll ever be in North Carolina at any time soon.

1805
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:07,440
Uh, Thomas, maybe you can fucking do a bit of chat on this, can you?

1806
01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:14,680
Let it rip there, maybe put a bit of echo on the voice.

1807
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,500
Question one two.

1808
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:19,260
Question one two.

1809
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:22,260
Question one two.

1810
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:23,740
Yep, great stuff.

1811
01:31:24,340 --> 01:31:24,860
Let it rip.

1812
01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:31,360
Hey, tell ya.

1813
01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:35,680
That fella, Bubba Ray Dudley, he's some shkelp of a man.

1814
01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:36,860
I want to tell you something else.

1815
01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:38,300
Listen to me here now, everybody.

1816
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:42,340
My name is Thomas, and I want you to have a great time at the restaurant.

1817
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:46,780
I came down here, and I know you're looking at me there thinking,

1818
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:48,980
what the fuck is this fella doing here at the restaurant?

1819
01:31:49,180 --> 01:31:50,160
Well, I tell you something.

1820
01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:54,300
I love every...

1821
01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:55,380
Sometimes.

1822
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:56,760
Well, sometimes I like.

1823
01:31:57,540 --> 01:32:00,240
I want to ask you.

1824
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:03,080
Have you ever been to Pisgag?

1825
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:04,860
Would you ever think about going there?

1826
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:05,520
It's a lovely place.

1827
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:06,900
What are you ever on one of these yokes?

1828
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:08,480
Thank you for the tip there, man.

1829
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:09,240
Approver of stuff.

1830
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:13,540
I was in Pisgag there a couple of years ago, and there's lads out the fucking door trying

1831
01:32:13,540 --> 01:32:14,280
to get into the place.

1832
01:32:14,440 --> 01:32:15,980
I want that to be like this place.

1833
01:32:16,020 --> 01:32:16,800
I want everybody.

1834
01:32:17,220 --> 01:32:18,140
I want everyone.

1835
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:22,780
I want the people down the back there fucking trying to get into Pisgag every...

1836
01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:24,420
I don't care if you don't like Pisgag.

1837
01:32:24,420 --> 01:32:26,280
I don't care if you've never fucking been there.

1838
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:37,760
I want you to come down tomorrow and rapping on the door, knocking on the door, saying, I'm getting to Pisgag this.

1839
01:32:37,980 --> 01:32:39,200
I don't fucking care anymore.

1840
01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:45,360
I think you can do better there, Tom.

1841
01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:47,580
You need to do better on that end there.

1842
01:32:52,420 --> 01:32:53,820
Hit me with the echo, though.

1843
01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,640
I've been waiting 20 years.

1844
01:32:58,700 --> 01:33:01,260
I don't care if you've been waiting 25 years.

1845
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:02,200
I don't care about that.

1846
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:08,760
I've been waiting 20 years, and I want to say this now, that if we don't ever...

1847
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:13,240
I want people to get to Pisgag tonight.

1848
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:14,180
I don't give a fuck.

1849
01:33:14,340 --> 01:33:14,840
I want that.

1850
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:15,840
That's it.

1851
01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:31,220
A nice bit of pasta made for you.

1852
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:35,920
Thanks for the tip, short, though.

1853
01:33:42,220 --> 01:33:45,960
You know, pissed out of it, to be honest with you.

1854
01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:48,620
Now, I don't want to step on any toes.

1855
01:33:52,620 --> 01:33:54,580
I'm happy.

1856
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,000
What's going on there?

1857
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:04,340
Yeah, it's jarring, actually, when he removes the cap, Tom.

1858
01:34:05,020 --> 01:34:06,620
It's a bit jarring.

1859
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:08,320
Well, that's it.

1860
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:11,080
And look at that.

1861
01:34:11,180 --> 01:34:12,120
The slammies.

1862
01:34:12,260 --> 01:34:14,000
The WWE slammies.

1863
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,300
The fans' choice awards there.

1864
01:34:18,100 --> 01:34:18,980
Main approver of stuff.

1865
01:34:19,060 --> 01:34:20,100
Thanks for the tip there, Tommy.

1866
01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:21,000
Important question.

1867
01:34:22,660 --> 01:34:24,000
Puff did he or did he not?

1868
01:34:24,220 --> 01:34:26,400
Are they going to Epstein, this lad?

1869
01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:27,560
Tom?

1870
01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:31,620
Who knows what's going on there?

1871
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:32,900
Did they even find it, did he?

1872
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:35,300
The last I heard, he was on an escape plane.

1873
01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:37,240
Getting the hell out of town.

1874
01:34:38,980 --> 01:34:40,540
I'm not sure if he's been arrested.

1875
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:43,140
I think it's some other lad that's taking the heat, maybe.

1876
01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:43,740
I'm not sure.

1877
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:46,400
Who knows?

1878
01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:47,660
Crazy world.

1879
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:49,560
Anything could happen.

1880
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:56,300
Sorry about that.

1881
01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:56,300
Sorry.

1882
01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:56,300
Sorry.

1883
01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:58,540
Sorry.

1884
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,700
So we take that down.

1885
01:35:02,900 --> 01:35:03,640
Glad there.

1886
01:35:03,740 --> 01:35:04,980
Take that internet down.

1887
01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:07,240
And remove that window.

1888
01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:16,480
And we should be grand to get back into our fallout scenario situation ship that we've ensconced ourselves in.

1889
01:35:17,980 --> 01:35:19,240
We've got a robot down here talking trash.

1890
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:22,000
We're going to absolutely trash his life.

1891
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:23,900
Right now.

1892
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:25,320
I can hear him.

1893
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:25,920
Ashley.

1894
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,320
Thank you very much.

1895
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:29,080
For your tip there.

1896
01:35:29,220 --> 01:35:29,780
Look at this.

1897
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:35,680
I'm going to Ashley-ize this guy's fucking headpiece here.

1898
01:35:36,620 --> 01:35:37,180
Boom.

1899
01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:40,160
Well and truly Ashling'd.

1900
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:43,020
Thank you very much.

1901
01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:43,540
They're happy.

1902
01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:45,280
Give a happy birthday to Carrie.

1903
01:35:45,580 --> 01:35:47,240
It's her birthday today.

1904
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:50,080
I wouldn't be watching if it wasn't for her.

1905
01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:52,640
Says Ashling.

1906
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:58,120
And thanks to you, Francis and Tommy, for the hours of great streamage.

1907
01:35:58,500 --> 01:35:59,620
Great stuff there.

1908
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:00,080
Tom.

1909
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:02,520
Yeah, thank you very much.

1910
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:07,860
And I think, Ashling, that you would be watching if it wasn't for Carrie.

1911
01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:11,760
Because I think word would have filtered through to you at some stage.

1912
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:15,240
Especially after some of the streams that I was doing.

1913
01:36:15,460 --> 01:36:16,820
Maybe not the Francis ones.

1914
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,460
Definitely the ones I was doing.

1915
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:22,800
It's just not classy, Tom.

1916
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:23,840
It's not classy.

1917
01:36:24,340 --> 01:36:25,300
The way you're going on.

1918
01:36:25,540 --> 01:36:27,540
And it just makes you look like a tit.

1919
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:34,000
And you're pissing away the goodwill that people have maybe for you or have built up.

1920
01:36:34,420 --> 01:36:38,660
By just being all fucking braggadocio about it.

1921
01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:40,680
What's this room about here?

1922
01:36:40,780 --> 01:36:42,840
Do we get into these fucking things?

1923
01:36:43,060 --> 01:36:46,340
Or is it a space race?

1924
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:57,620
Yeah, Pondage is there if it came across as a fucking big-headed or...

1925
01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:59,180
We're the classic agnostic guys.

1926
01:37:00,180 --> 01:37:01,500
Paul, how are things, man?

1927
01:37:01,500 --> 01:37:03,980
Thank you very much for the tip.

1928
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:07,040
And Hacksaw Jim Duggan, how are you?

1929
01:37:07,460 --> 01:37:08,700
Very, very kindly there.

1930
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:12,540
Any thoughts on the 20 billion price tag on a United Ireland?

1931
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:15,900
Yeah, well, it's going to be a pricey one.

1932
01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:18,320
Is the price right?

1933
01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:19,160
That's the question.

1934
01:37:20,980 --> 01:37:23,460
That's the 20 billion dollar question there.

1935
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:26,040
But, I mean...

1936
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:28,400
I don't even know what that is anymore.

1937
01:37:28,520 --> 01:37:31,300
20 billion dollars in the scope of things in terms of the country.

1938
01:37:31,300 --> 01:37:32,920
Because weren't we...

1939
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:36,920
Weren't we fucking 50 to 100 billion in the hole...

1940
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:39,900
After the economic crises.

1941
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:42,120
And then they managed to claw that one back.

1942
01:37:43,060 --> 01:37:43,860
So who knows?

1943
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:49,980
Okay, so there's no way of making fucking 20 billion if you get the north back, no?

1944
01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:54,080
Is there no way of cranking out some bit of industry out there in the north?

1945
01:37:55,940 --> 01:37:57,900
Who even fucking knows?

1946
01:37:58,220 --> 01:37:59,760
And does anyone care even?

1947
01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:04,500
I mean, things are seemingly alright as they are at the moment.

1948
01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:11,260
But, I mean, that would fly in the face of all the hard work that is being done by some...

1949
01:38:13,220 --> 01:38:16,100
Republicans of the years who want it.

1950
01:38:16,100 --> 01:38:22,600
But at the same time, is it going to be all nice and good time, Charlie, if it does happen?

1951
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:24,620
There could be some bad stuff happening.

1952
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:26,160
It could...

1953
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:27,380
Stoke up tensions again.

1954
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:28,880
Do you know?

1955
01:38:29,140 --> 01:38:30,120
Who fucking knows?

1956
01:38:31,220 --> 01:38:32,380
Uh, and where am...

1957
01:38:32,380 --> 01:38:33,960
And I actually don't know where I'm going here.

1958
01:38:34,180 --> 01:38:37,060
We've been downstairs there and it's a waste of my time.

1959
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:42,320
Asking people, use the Helios 1 mainframe to send power to a destination if you're choosing.

1960
01:38:44,180 --> 01:38:45,260
Arm Archimedes.

1961
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:45,940
Security system.

1962
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:48,320
Wipe out all nearby...

1963
01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:50,320
NCR...

1964
01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:52,320
Soldiers.

1965
01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:53,900
I don't know.

1966
01:38:54,020 --> 01:38:54,380
I mean...

1967
01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:57,300
Getting back to that big burning question there.

1968
01:38:57,680 --> 01:39:02,860
I would just like to see, as Damien referenced there, the Taito Man, the Nordy Taito Man are after you.

1969
01:39:03,380 --> 01:39:11,220
I'd like to see just the Nordy Taito Man and then our Taito Man come together, shake hands.

1970
01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:18,680
And then merge into one super Taito Man.

1971
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:20,520
How about you, Tam?

1972
01:39:20,520 --> 01:39:24,960
I think it's a stupid idea.

1973
01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:26,440
A childish one.

1974
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:28,440
It's the stuff of fantasy.

1975
01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:31,220
Those men don't even exist.

1976
01:39:32,580 --> 01:39:33,000
And...

1977
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:38,700
But it would be a very symbolic gesture, let's just say that, if it was to happen.

1978
01:39:42,460 --> 01:39:44,680
What flavor would a super Taito be?

1979
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:46,500
It would blend green and orange...

1980
01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:47,500
Twisted!

1981
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:50,500
Into one flavor called grorange.

1982
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:51,420
Or...

1983
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:51,420
Or...

1984
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:53,720
Or fucking Oreen.

1985
01:39:54,420 --> 01:39:54,680
Uh...

1986
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:55,680
Ulster says maybe.

1987
01:39:55,840 --> 01:39:57,260
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1988
01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:00,420
I'm not going to get into the nuts and bolts of...

1989
01:40:00,420 --> 01:40:02,420
Of highly charged political...

1990
01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:04,640
Chat topics.

1991
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:05,420
Let's leave...

1992
01:40:05,960 --> 01:40:07,420
Leave that to the fucking professionals...

1993
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:09,420
And the, uh...

1994
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:10,960
The people who are...

1995
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:13,100
Who have made that sort of stuff...

1996
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,700
The centerpiece of their fucking energies and lives.

1997
01:40:16,700 --> 01:40:17,460
Really?

1998
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:18,880
When it...

1999
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:20,960
When it comes to the crunch...

2000
01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:23,620
I don't got a dog in the race...

2001
01:40:23,620 --> 01:40:25,300
And I don't give a hoot.

2002
01:40:34,980 --> 01:40:37,520
But a lot of people do give a hoot, there, Francis.

2003
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:43,880
It sounds like you're eating a biscuit at the same time as me, there.

2004
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:46,880
I am indeed.

2005
01:40:47,420 --> 01:40:48,220
They're nice stuff.

2006
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:50,140
They're fucking lovely stuff.

2007
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:58,980
But just to reiterate once more, because I enjoyed the sentiment and the style of which I said the previous sentence.

2008
01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:01,040
Look, lads.

2009
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,040
Unification.

2010
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,860
Fucking climate change.

2011
01:41:08,140 --> 01:41:08,560
Wars.

2012
01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:10,720
All that stuff.

2013
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:12,660
Culture wars.

2014
01:41:15,300 --> 01:41:17,640
I ain't got a dog in the race...

2015
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:19,640
And I don't give a hoot.

2016
01:41:26,380 --> 01:41:28,480
So you're saying you're above it all, are you?

2017
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:30,780
You're too good to even engage in the debate.

2018
01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:34,560
I couldn't give a shit.

2019
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:45,940
Yeah, well, I think it's very, very childish to not really engage with the debate.

2020
01:41:45,940 --> 01:41:48,820
Because, what is life?

2021
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:49,380
Do you know?

2022
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:54,040
Unless you can actually have these conversations, these hard conversations.

2023
01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:55,440
Do you know?

2024
01:41:55,940 --> 01:41:56,780
What is life?

2025
01:41:56,780 --> 01:41:58,400
What's the point of life and living?

2026
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:00,580
Unless you can really tackle these issues.

2027
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:04,240
Tackle away, Tom.

2028
01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:04,920
Tackle away.

2029
01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:08,680
All I know is, my life's a lot better.

2030
01:42:08,940 --> 01:42:10,900
Not thinking about any of that shit.

2031
01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:13,620
And also, I think you're the mark, Tom.

2032
01:42:13,700 --> 01:42:15,800
Because you've been sold a pup.

2033
01:42:16,620 --> 01:42:24,180
The media and everybody else who's engaged in all this are making you feel like you have to fucking know about it all.

2034
01:42:24,780 --> 01:42:26,080
And worry about it all.

2035
01:42:26,860 --> 01:42:32,620
When it comes down to the crunch, you were running around there for fucking nearly two hours eating bananas.

2036
01:42:33,420 --> 01:42:36,240
What are you even going to do about stuff anyway?

2037
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:38,260
You've got no power to do stuff.

2038
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:40,080
So just let it go, man.

2039
01:42:40,620 --> 01:42:41,280
Let it go.

2040
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:46,560
An interesting, an interesting point.

2041
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:54,060
But what about the pivotal, historical moment that could be the reunification of the island?

2042
01:42:54,320 --> 01:42:56,180
A nation once again.

2043
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:57,220
Do you know?

2044
01:42:58,240 --> 01:42:58,760
The history.

2045
01:42:59,480 --> 01:42:59,960
The battles.

2046
01:43:00,340 --> 01:43:00,820
The fights.

2047
01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:04,760
An absolutely monumental moment.

2048
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:07,720
Where two become one.

2049
01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:11,620
But will two become one, though, Tom?

2050
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:14,860
Because there's still going to be factions and elements there.

2051
01:43:15,260 --> 01:43:17,860
There won't really be wanting two to become one.

2052
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:20,240
And it could be a tutti-fruity situation.

2053
01:43:20,780 --> 01:43:22,840
And now we hear about this 20 billion.

2054
01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:26,140
Who's going to be footing the bill for that, Tom?

2055
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:29,600
I'm not sure.

2056
01:43:29,920 --> 01:43:30,660
Maybe us.

2057
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,580
You damn well know who well it is.

2058
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:34,140
It's got...

2059
01:43:34,140 --> 01:43:35,200
We're all going to have to fucking...

2060
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:37,100
Flick in there.

2061
01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:37,200
Unless...

2062
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:41,200
Unless Europe comes in clutch with some parachute payments.

2063
01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:44,200
But, I mean...

2064
01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:47,120
I don't know.

2065
01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:49,620
I don't know.

2066
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:54,200
There'll be a lot more...

2067
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,380
There'll be a lot more bussin for me.

2068
01:43:56,460 --> 01:43:57,480
That's what somebody's saying.

2069
01:43:57,600 --> 01:43:58,380
They're chewing their lips.

2070
01:43:59,220 --> 01:43:59,860
New routes.

2071
01:44:00,780 --> 01:44:01,440
New routes.

2072
01:44:01,440 --> 01:44:03,580
Be crossing that border.

2073
01:44:04,580 --> 01:44:05,820
Going up there to Fermanagh.

2074
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:08,980
I'll be putting manors on Fermanagh.

2075
01:44:09,980 --> 01:44:11,080
I'll be...

2076
01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:13,120
Putting the cherry in dirty.

2077
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:15,080
I'll be...

2078
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:15,080
I'll be...

2079
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:15,080
I'll be...

2080
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:15,080
I'll be...

2081
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:17,080
I'll be...

2082
01:44:17,080 --> 01:44:19,720
I'll be going up into down.

2083
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,080
I'll be...

2084
01:44:23,080 --> 01:44:25,160
Many other things.

2085
01:44:25,260 --> 01:44:26,420
Many other such puns.

2086
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:29,700
Many other stuff as well, Tom.

2087
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:30,900
But, I mean...

2088
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,140
Maybe, I suppose, if you could...

2089
01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:34,800
Get more money to a bus in...

2090
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:35,400
Up north.

2091
01:44:35,480 --> 01:44:37,280
Then that will contribute to the...

2092
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:38,780
Thank you very much, Tenderloin District.

2093
01:44:38,780 --> 01:44:39,380
For the...

2094
01:44:39,380 --> 01:44:40,240
For the tip.

2095
01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,180
Who says, Tom's awful testy tonight.

2096
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,120
Has he been on the cans again?

2097
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:47,500
I have not been on the cans.

2098
01:44:47,500 --> 01:44:48,460
Just the...

2099
01:44:48,460 --> 01:44:49,620
Well, I had a tishki.

2100
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:50,660
I tell a lie.

2101
01:44:51,460 --> 01:44:52,280
Just one tishki.

2102
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:52,780
It's nothing.

2103
01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:54,540
It's nothing too dangerous.

2104
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:55,540
Nothing too hectic.

2105
01:44:56,220 --> 01:44:57,880
I might have another...

2106
01:44:57,880 --> 01:44:58,580
Later on.

2107
01:44:59,020 --> 01:45:00,420
Let's see how this plays out.

2108
01:45:01,220 --> 01:45:03,320
It's been probably...

2109
01:45:03,320 --> 01:45:04,820
An hour and 45 minutes now...

2110
01:45:04,820 --> 01:45:05,360
We've been streaming.

2111
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:06,920
And we still...

2112
01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:08,320
Haven't even done...

2113
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:09,780
One...

2114
01:45:09,780 --> 01:45:10,400
Task.

2115
01:45:10,500 --> 01:45:12,200
We haven't managed to even...

2116
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:13,560
Take one...

2117
01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:15,200
Optional extra quest...

2118
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:16,020
Off of our list.

2119
01:45:17,300 --> 01:45:18,120
So, uh...

2120
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:19,600
Maybe I think we should just...

2121
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:20,780
Bring stuff back here.

2122
01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:23,120
And, uh...

2123
01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:24,920
I just want to ask...

2124
01:45:24,920 --> 01:45:26,920
Anybody out there...

2125
01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:30,540
Do you know what the fuck I'm doing?

2126
01:45:30,860 --> 01:45:31,700
Because...

2127
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:33,800
I've come into this room here...

2128
01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:35,240
It's telling me I've used the...

2129
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:36,620
Oh, I just followed the math blip.

2130
01:45:37,100 --> 01:45:37,500
I see.

2131
01:45:37,580 --> 01:45:38,420
I follow the math blip.

2132
01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:39,960
I don't need to ask questions anymore.

2133
01:45:40,460 --> 01:45:41,880
I can use my own brain.

2134
01:45:41,980 --> 01:45:42,760
Thank you very much.

2135
01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:43,380
That...

2136
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:44,860
I've been given...

2137
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:47,600
A move at pace over here.

2138
01:45:50,440 --> 01:45:51,760
Go to the roof there.

2139
01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:53,540
Steve Madden told me that ages ago.

2140
01:45:53,620 --> 01:45:53,860
But how...

2141
01:45:54,580 --> 01:45:55,340
In the hell...

2142
01:45:55,340 --> 01:45:55,860
Do you get to the roof...

2143
01:45:56,780 --> 01:45:57,860
On a day like today...

2144
01:45:57,860 --> 01:45:58,860
In a place like this...

2145
01:45:59,400 --> 01:45:59,860
With not a staircase...

2146
01:46:00,500 --> 01:46:30,480
inside. Maybe down here, no? Fuckin' hell. Check this. I'm not sure what I'm doing. I'm

2147
01:46:30,480 --> 01:47:00,460
looking at the Pip-Boy map. It should be an option to check the indoors map. Local map. I can see Fallout New Vegas going on for fuckin' ever. Down there. Okay, observation level. I see. I can see us going on playing this game forever. It's taking us forever to get through bits and pieces of it. These local maps are shites as Larry runs. But at the same time, Larry, the local maps

2148
01:47:00,460 --> 01:47:15,620
is telling me where to go here, and I think it's doing okay. So... Every cloud. No, it's not. We were here before and we were stuck again. Fuck. Fall damage to the map there.

2149
01:47:23,460 --> 01:47:37,700
I see. I just got lost talking fuckin' absolute ring sting about the north. Ha ha ha! But... Why... Why would we not just enjoy the game there? Why'd somebody have to ask about the reunification?

2150
01:47:41,780 --> 01:47:53,920
Because it's a pressing concern. These are the issues we need to have opinions on. Yeah, I suppose. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, big time. Big time, man.

2151
01:47:57,020 --> 01:48:01,060
I was talking to reunification the last night. He says it's sound.

2152
01:48:05,740 --> 01:48:14,260
I actually thought you'd be all for reunification because... You were, uh... Saying that to Michael Gove that time. You were being cheeky.

2153
01:48:15,840 --> 01:48:20,840
Look, Tom, I haven't said I'm not for it. I was just raising questions regarding the 20...

2154
01:48:21,500 --> 01:48:22,340
...billion...

2155
01:48:22,860 --> 01:48:24,600
...dollar hides, and then...

2156
01:48:25,020 --> 01:48:26,020
...possible tensions.

2157
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:34,440
...the... The problems... The... The creases in the shirt will be ironed out. There's no need to go poo-pooing the whole fuckin' concept of it right now.

2158
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:39,440
We need to be a nation once again. That's my two cents to it. Um...

2159
01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:40,780
You can...

2160
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:42,580
...see whatever you want.

2161
01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:50,560
Right, Tom. Go easy on the fuckin' politics, man. You're... You're sounding like some knobhead...

2162
01:48:51,700 --> 01:48:53,300
...who's, uh, shiting on the pub...

2163
01:48:54,300 --> 01:48:58,300
...to people who don't even care. As I... As I mentioned, I'm apathetic to the whole...

2164
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:04,140
...scenario of anything that is important. You... You... You do understand that, don't you?

2165
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:09,600
I do understand that, but... That's what I'm saying. You need to actually start getting engaged.

2166
01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:11,940
I'm just fine and dandy!

2167
01:49:11,940 --> 01:49:16,340
Yeah, start getting engaged more in... In... Shit that I have no control over...

2168
01:49:16,840 --> 01:49:20,160
...that will end up... Thanks for the tip there, Gridrin. That will end up just...

2169
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:25,540
...you'll end up getting pissed off about... You'll get... High blood pressure... You'll be like...

2170
01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:29,040
"Why is the world like this? Why isn't the world like that?" "Meh, meh, meh!"

2171
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:36,540
You... We're gonna be dead soon. You need to just fuckin' enjoy what you've got. Unless you're actually gonna go into politics. Is that it?

2172
01:49:37,440 --> 01:49:41,540
I'm not going into politics insane. You need to have better opinions.

2173
01:49:41,540 --> 01:49:45,940
You're... You're a man now. You're... You're... You're spending half your fuckin' life...

2174
01:49:45,940 --> 01:49:53,940
...wasting your life away playing stupid video games. I'm talking about reality. And this is where the rubber meets the road here.

2175
01:49:53,940 --> 01:50:06,340
This is where the fuckin' rubber meets the road here. Like, reflector control panel. The console is unresponsive for it to operate properly. Oh, we have to come back now at nine!

2176
01:50:06,340 --> 01:50:15,740
Well, if you weren't... Talkin' so much shite, you woulda got there earlier.

2177
01:50:15,740 --> 01:50:20,140
You can wait, though. Can ya? Garnubius Flex... Or Flux says you can wait.

2178
01:50:20,140 --> 01:50:26,140
Uh... We can wait, but I mean, how long we fuckin' wait for? 'Til 9 AM, look!

2179
01:50:26,140 --> 01:50:28,140
I... Where's my clock?

2180
01:50:28,140 --> 01:50:40,540
It's 3 AM. We've got another 6 hours. 3:42. Another... Another 5 hours. Press T.

2181
01:50:40,540 --> 01:50:56,140
Oh! Good man, Connor Fowler. Great stuff. That should bring us there. Let's do that. Oh, fantastic.

2182
01:50:56,140 --> 01:51:00,140
*Bip* Fantastic.

2183
01:51:00,140 --> 01:51:05,140
*Bip* Oh, this is not fantastic. Look at this console now. *Bip*

2184
01:51:05,140 --> 01:51:11,140
*Bip* I need to... A power configuration would need to be set up in the tower's mainframe.

2185
01:51:11,140 --> 01:51:18,140
And the two ground level terminals would need to have an active uplink to that mainframe.

2186
01:51:18,140 --> 01:51:24,140
*Bip* Okay, I fuckin' told you the roof, lad, says Steve Madden. Is this not the roof?

2187
01:51:24,140 --> 01:51:28,140
*Bip* And... And also, Steve... Can you be... Stop saying roof?

2188
01:51:28,140 --> 01:51:33,140
*Bip* Because I don't think that's a roof up there. I mean, look. It's like a pod at best.

2189
01:51:33,140 --> 01:51:42,140
*Bip* A roof... To me, I think of like a... Like that over there on top of that. Look. That's a roof.

2190
01:51:42,140 --> 01:51:49,140
*Bip* What's that? That's like a fuckin'... A viewing lounge. That's like a... An observation. It's a deck!

2191
01:51:49,140 --> 01:51:57,140
*Bip* Steve. And I wanna say thanks, Steve, for giving me the information. But come on, Steve, for God's sake. That's a deck!

2192
01:51:57,140 --> 01:52:01,140
*Bip* Or... Or say the top of the building as well. *Bip*

2193
01:52:01,140 --> 01:52:23,140
*Bip* Quit your moaning, son, says Steve. And of course, there really is not much else I can do other than moan. And... And one... Just one more piece of... Not moaning, but... I mean, how would you get up there? Look. There is no way up there. The ceiling... How am I meant to go through the fuckin' ceiling, is it? Do I jump on this thing? Does it send me up?

2194
01:52:23,140 --> 01:52:43,140
*Bip* Now, Higgins isn't simple. *Bip* Calendar Man, thank you very much for your second tip in the space of ten minutes. Thank you very much. It's a happy Sunday, the 7th of March. Hope you and Tommy are having a good one. And, uh, thank you very much. Not to get political, but it is indeed Sunday... 7th of April. Tom.

2195
01:52:43,140 --> 01:52:53,140
*Bip* That's true. Uh, thank you very much for the tips there, Calendar Man and Gridrain, says we'll have to get all the extra UK bank holidays, so it's not racist. That's another fuckin' beautiful thing.

2196
01:52:53,140 --> 01:53:23,140
piece of opinion ship, though. Uh, I suppose, yeah, I mean, if we get extra bank holidays, or if we just get... just get extra nice stuff. Do you know? Is the six counties not enough for ya? They're great counties. But is there some extra nice stuff as well? Damn. There might be.

2197
01:53:23,140 --> 01:53:33,140
But there might not be as well. I-I-I don't know, I mean, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm on-I don't know. A few sweeteners, like.

2198
01:53:33,140 --> 01:53:35,140
What's the sweeteners, like?

2199
01:53:35,140 --> 01:53:37,140
Now, let's have a look here and see, so...

2200
01:53:37,140 --> 01:53:45,140
Okay, now, Steve Madden there, telling us to go up to the fuck there. Parastroika is directing your attention.

2201
01:53:45,140 --> 01:53:55,140
Okay, Parastroika, let's have a look there and see. We'll go back to that last room. The mainframe computer is in that room.

2202
01:53:55,140 --> 01:54:03,140
I-I mean, I'm saying thank you to Parastroika and the people there who are helping me along in this quest, but...

2203
01:54:03,140 --> 01:54:13,140
You-you must be pulling your fuckin' hair out and wanting to... I don't know what else, because I'm taking a long time arcing around here.

2204
01:54:13,140 --> 01:54:23,140
It's taking me a long time to let the, uh, the information sink in. So I'm apologizing. But I'm also saying thank you.

2205
01:54:23,140 --> 01:54:30,140
We'll leave that. The mainframe is currently unresponsive. The amount of power reaching the terminal seems to be insufficient.

2206
01:54:35,140 --> 01:54:48,140
Can't ring anyone. Open the desk. Take a nuke. I'll leave that cup there. So stay in this room. We'll find out, will we?

2207
01:54:48,140 --> 01:54:57,140
Something maybe we need to activate the auxiliary generator. Looks to be fine, but some kind of large vermin has chewed into the power cable.

2208
01:54:57,140 --> 01:55:12,140
With the proper know-how and some scrap metal, you could repair the connection and improve its output bandwidth. Otherwise, you'll need help. Repair of 35 or higher, and one piece of scrap metal required.

2209
01:55:12,140 --> 01:55:27,140
"ID card is upstairs on a desk," says Liam. I-I-I mean, I don't think I have 35 if it's telling me you need 35. Can I check that in my situation box here?

2210
01:55:27,140 --> 01:55:39,140
"Special." "Skills." "Repair." "26." So it's not looking good, lads. So you don't need to repair it unless- unless you have the ID card.

2211
01:55:39,140 --> 01:55:51,140
Uh, Liam Rogers, the resident evil smith has dispatched intel regarding an ID card, which is on a desk upstairs. Let's have a look around here.

2212
01:55:51,140 --> 01:56:02,140
Can't see anything there. Can't see anything here either. Maybe not in this room, huh? Maybe not in this room. Check the area though. Take the pre-war book. No.

2213
01:56:02,140 --> 01:56:21,140
I mean, it's on a desk, you say there, Liam. It's on a desk. It's on a desk. It's on a desk. And I can't see it though.

2214
01:56:21,140 --> 01:56:30,140
Definitely nearby, says Decay 98. What about this guy? Does he know about it? Signs of 45 or energy ID required? Do nothing.

2215
01:56:32,140 --> 01:56:34,140
Inside the desk.

2216
01:56:39,140 --> 01:56:50,140
I'm gonna turn on my torch there. It should really raise the stakes somewhat. Dinner plate.

2217
01:56:54,140 --> 01:56:59,140
Now Info Warrior is telling us in the- in the fucking main building.

2218
01:56:59,140 --> 01:57:04,140
Steve is still on the try the roof tip. How are we gonna get to the roof, Steve?

2219
01:57:04,140 --> 01:57:09,140
You know, you didn't tell us how. You keep on saying roof, but there's no information from you regarding it.

2220
01:57:09,140 --> 01:57:15,140
Oh, look. Thank you, Steve. Thank you. But no thank you at the moment, Steve.

2221
01:57:19,140 --> 01:57:21,140
Some man for the roof is- is Steve.

2222
01:57:23,140 --> 01:57:25,140
No offense, Steve.

2223
01:57:26,140 --> 01:57:28,140
Where can you get to- how would you get to the roof?

2224
01:57:33,140 --> 01:57:39,140
Is the ID card not down near the mainframe in the door there in the corner? Says Yogurt 22459.

2225
01:57:39,140 --> 01:57:40,140
Let's have a look.

2226
01:57:46,140 --> 01:57:51,140
Yogurt, is the ID card not down near the mainframe in the door there in the corner?

2227
01:57:51,140 --> 01:58:05,140
I hope Silas is doing okay. Haven't heard anything from Silas in a long time.

2228
01:58:06,140 --> 01:58:11,140
Can anyone- can anyone get a hold of Silas there and ask him if he's alright?

2229
01:58:12,140 --> 01:58:17,140
Tell him the- eh- Tommy says sorry about that shite the last day.

2230
01:58:20,140 --> 01:58:23,140
"The elicitor will be in touch." What the fuck? I didn't think it was that bad.

2231
01:58:31,140 --> 01:58:37,140
Right, okay lads. I mean, this is not an ID... situation.

2232
01:58:42,140 --> 01:58:45,140
Do you have a skill book for temporary repair? Anon. I don't think I do.

2233
01:58:45,140 --> 01:58:53,140
It's located in the Helios 1 soldier collection tower past the second Mr. Gutsy following the top floor at the second stairwell.

2234
01:58:54,140 --> 01:58:57,140
So this is where- stone. That's a lot of text, man.

2235
01:58:58,140 --> 01:59:02,140
Am I in the right fucking building? Am I? I know you just copied that. Thanks very much for copying that.

2236
01:59:03,140 --> 01:59:05,140
I mean, this is the Helios 1 building, is it?

2237
01:59:06,140 --> 01:59:12,140
So I have to go back there and find out a Mr. Gutsy.

2238
01:59:12,140 --> 01:59:13,140
Let's see.

2239
01:59:18,140 --> 01:59:23,140
This is the wrong room here. This is the wrong fucking room.

2240
01:59:24,140 --> 01:59:25,140
But I'm going anyway.

2241
01:59:26,140 --> 01:59:32,140
What else is there to do? Maybe I'll get an ID card in here, even though I've just been told there by stone that it's not.

2242
01:59:33,140 --> 01:59:35,140
Go outside and check local map.

2243
01:59:35,140 --> 01:59:40,140
Search for an ID card.

2244
01:59:41,140 --> 01:59:44,140
On the floor, you say, "Look lads."

2245
01:59:45,140 --> 01:59:46,140
What?

2246
01:59:54,140 --> 01:59:55,140
Skeleton on the ground.

2247
01:59:59,140 --> 02:00:00,140
But back in this one lads, is it?

2248
02:00:06,140 --> 02:00:07,140
No, back in the other one.

2249
02:00:07,140 --> 02:00:09,140
Okay, okay. Sorry, sorry.

2250
02:00:12,140 --> 02:00:13,140
Skeleton in here, yeah?

2251
02:00:14,140 --> 02:00:15,140
Where?

2252
02:00:21,140 --> 02:00:23,140
You're joking. There's no fucking skeleton.

2253
02:00:26,140 --> 02:00:27,140
Such lies.

2254
02:00:28,140 --> 02:00:30,140
Next room with the computers.

2255
02:00:32,140 --> 02:00:33,140
Next room. Ah, skeleton!

2256
02:00:34,140 --> 02:00:35,140
Good man, skeleton.

2257
02:00:35,140 --> 02:00:38,140
And there's the ID card. Great stuff.

2258
02:00:39,140 --> 02:00:40,140
What was that about Mr. Gutsy there?

2259
02:00:41,140 --> 02:00:41,140
Fucking Stone.

2260
02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:43,140
Stone was like...

2261
02:00:44,140 --> 02:00:46,140
Stoning us with fucking text.

2262
02:00:47,140 --> 02:00:50,140
And it was like, "Mr. Gutsy, go back to Mr. Gutsy, blah blah blah."

2263
02:00:51,140 --> 02:00:52,140
Turns out, there was no Mr. Gutsy.

2264
02:00:52,140 --> 02:00:53,140
It was in another room entirely.

2265
02:00:54,140 --> 02:00:55,140
I think Stone...

2266
02:00:56,140 --> 02:00:57,140
Could be the new Steve Madden.

2267
02:00:58,140 --> 02:00:59,140
He could be a new...

2268
02:00:59,140 --> 02:01:01,140
There's a new bad actor in the situation here.

2269
02:01:02,140 --> 02:01:03,140
Thomas.

2270
02:01:04,140 --> 02:01:06,140
Yeah, I'm running the numbers now.

2271
02:01:06,140 --> 02:01:10,140
And it would seem that Stone could be an entirely brand new bad actor.

2272
02:01:11,140 --> 02:01:12,140
Maybe Russian. Maybe Russian.

2273
02:01:13,140 --> 02:01:16,140
Well, I won't be Russian...

2274
02:01:17,140 --> 02:01:19,140
To Stone for any more information.

2275
02:01:19,140 --> 02:01:20,140
Let's just say that.

2276
02:01:20,140 --> 02:01:21,140
No offense Stone.

2277
02:01:22,140 --> 02:01:23,140
It's nice that you're here.

2278
02:01:24,140 --> 02:01:25,140
The text was great.

2279
02:01:25,140 --> 02:01:27,140
What's going on here, lads?

2280
02:01:27,140 --> 02:01:29,140
The mainframe is unresponsive.

2281
02:01:29,140 --> 02:01:34,140
The amount of power reaching the terminal seems to be sufficient.

2282
02:01:35,140 --> 02:01:36,140
Put that in there.

2283
02:01:37,140 --> 02:01:38,140
So now we need...

2284
02:01:38,140 --> 02:01:39,140
I have the ID card.

2285
02:01:39,140 --> 02:01:39,140
You can't re...

2286
02:01:40,140 --> 02:01:41,140
There's a robot upstairs.

2287
02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:42,140
Robot to fix the cable.

2288
02:01:42,140 --> 02:01:43,140
Oh yeah, you're mad.

2289
02:01:43,140 --> 02:01:44,140
I know exactly what you're on about.

2290
02:01:44,140 --> 02:01:45,140
There's a fucking robot up there.

2291
02:01:45,140 --> 02:01:46,140
And you need 35 repair.

2292
02:01:46,140 --> 02:01:47,140
I don't have it, but I have the ID card.

2293
02:01:47,140 --> 02:01:48,140
Let's go for it.

2294
02:01:48,140 --> 02:01:53,920
There's a fucking robot up there and you need 35 repair. I don't have it, but I have the ID card. Let's go for it.

2295
02:01:58,440 --> 02:02:03,120
Do nothing insert beside an energy ID card. Great stuff. Come on!

2296
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:11,560
You need to get to work, buddy. You've been wasting your fucking life in that pod. It's time for you to start fucking putting the work down. Come on!

2297
02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:17,540
Why isn't he- why is he not talking? I'm trying- I'm hitting the talk button there.

2298
02:02:17,540 --> 02:02:29,500
Is he glitched? Is he glitched? Oh, fuck off. Use a terminal.

2299
02:02:36,260 --> 02:02:40,560
Uh, what terminal to use? Oh, they're all- this one isn't on. Look, it's not switched on.

2300
02:02:43,200 --> 02:02:45,080
Do you have some pasta? You're getting snippy.

2301
02:02:45,820 --> 02:02:53,460
Look, I don't have any pasta to hand, but I might have to fucking just go and grab something there from the kitchen to-

2302
02:02:55,460 --> 02:02:59,500
To get away with the, uh, to get rid of the fucking snippy-ness.

2303
02:03:00,600 --> 02:03:03,060
Enter and re-enter the room says jellyfish, okay?

2304
02:03:05,980 --> 02:03:08,560
Hey, Dr. Tisky would be lovely, but I mean-

2305
02:03:08,560 --> 02:03:15,260
Oh, I mean, I just was doing so well for a week there. No Tisky at all.

2306
02:03:16,200 --> 02:03:18,200
And then he just seems to have made a comeback.

2307
02:03:18,200 --> 02:03:20,660
Well done, this fucker's going to work now. Look at him.

2308
02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:22,360
Get to work.

2309
02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:24,420
Lovely stuff.

2310
02:03:26,700 --> 02:03:27,380
Producers!

2311
02:03:30,200 --> 02:03:34,840
Thank you very much there, six counties of- Oh, ha-ha, ooh.

2312
02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:39,640
What new national anthem do you think Connor Williams would come up if he was in charge?

2313
02:03:41,200 --> 02:03:44,780
I don't know. I mean, Ireland's call just- How- Can that be beaten?

2314
02:03:48,840 --> 02:03:54,740
Uh, in- In a- In a Connor Williams sphere. I don't think that can be beaten.

2315
02:03:57,600 --> 02:03:59,160
Man from the Daily Mail.

2316
02:04:01,160 --> 02:04:05,240
Uh, you owe Stone an apology. You owe your mother an apology.

2317
02:04:06,120 --> 02:04:08,280
Thank you very much there, Stone.

2318
02:04:09,280 --> 02:04:14,000
And big shout out there to developers, to Conrad, to Ethan, to Jellyfish.

2319
02:04:15,600 --> 02:04:20,020
To Liam Rogers, who says Boone will like it if you help the NCR.

2320
02:04:20,760 --> 02:04:24,180
Power the Archimedes to get a unique weapon later in the game.

2321
02:04:28,920 --> 02:04:32,440
Theuric. Theuric.

2322
02:04:33,480 --> 02:04:36,360
Together, standing proud.

2323
02:04:37,080 --> 02:04:38,900
Mercy-Days.

2324
02:04:39,300 --> 02:04:41,300
Mercy-Days.

2325
02:04:42,260 --> 02:04:42,660
Ha!

2326
02:04:42,660 --> 02:04:42,940
Ha!

2327
02:04:45,220 --> 02:04:48,620
Okay, right. Archimedes. Let's have a look and let's see what we're doing here.

2328
02:04:50,460 --> 02:04:50,860
Testing.

2329
02:04:54,460 --> 02:04:57,420
Someone has made a LinkedIn account for Connor.

2330
02:04:57,420 --> 02:05:04,720
I- I wouldn't know because I'm not on LinkedIn, but can you see it if you're not fucking-

2331
02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:07,940
If you're not on LinkedIn.

2332
02:05:11,220 --> 02:05:15,680
Shout out to my girlfriend, Sarah Mack, from Aaron Gisley there.

2333
02:05:16,040 --> 02:05:17,520
Aaron Gisley after you.

2334
02:05:18,460 --> 02:05:21,760
Yeah, Sarah Mack. Aaron Gisley's after you.

2335
02:05:23,100 --> 02:05:24,440
Uh, Liam Rogers.

2336
02:05:24,440 --> 02:05:28,020
I would power up Camp MC Cairn or Vegas Strip myself.

2337
02:05:29,160 --> 02:05:30,240
Configure the power grid.

2338
02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:35,080
Yeah, alright, we'll do- I'm just gonna go with Rogers on this one.

2339
02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,620
It's usually a safe bet.

2340
02:05:38,020 --> 02:05:42,800
Uh, but someone was saying Boone would love it if I started fucking arming Archimedes.

2341
02:05:43,600 --> 02:05:46,060
So I've only- I've- can you only do one thing?

2342
02:05:46,420 --> 02:05:47,460
Can I do all these things?

2343
02:05:50,900 --> 02:05:53,940
Arm Archimedes. I'm just gonna- do- alright, you can't.

2344
02:05:54,820 --> 02:05:55,200
It's armed.

2345
02:05:55,980 --> 02:05:56,260
Alright.

2346
02:05:58,420 --> 02:05:59,200
Do we need to get out?

2347
02:05:59,820 --> 02:06:01,320
Why- what this- what this music?

2348
02:06:01,520 --> 02:06:02,740
What this, uh, warning?

2349
02:06:02,740 --> 02:06:08,620
...to move all personnel to you on safe distance before initiating test fire.

2350
02:06:08,620 --> 02:06:09,820
Okay, do I get out?

2351
02:06:16,300 --> 02:06:18,800
I've just killed the NCR. Fuck.

2352
02:06:22,400 --> 02:06:24,120
Do I get to watch it from here, though?

2353
02:06:24,480 --> 02:06:26,840
I mean, it's a shame about the genocide, but...

2354
02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:29,180
Do I get to watch it from a nice, safe space?

2355
02:06:33,680 --> 02:06:35,280
You're saying run, but...

2356
02:06:36,000 --> 02:06:38,860
Why don't we get- should we not just- should we not just see?

2357
02:06:45,400 --> 02:06:46,260
Follow the blip.

2358
02:06:47,060 --> 02:06:47,980
Gotta push the button.

2359
02:06:51,160 --> 02:06:51,960
So, uh...

2360
02:06:52,760 --> 02:06:54,760
Do I push the button down here, or...?

2361
02:06:54,760 --> 02:07:07,280
9am shit again. The same- same stuff.

2362
02:07:18,320 --> 02:07:21,340
Hang on now. Let me see what time it is there with the data.

2363
02:07:22,060 --> 02:07:23,260
16:33.

2364
02:07:24,220 --> 02:07:24,940
Tea job.

2365
02:07:28,660 --> 02:07:30,940
So it's 4 now. We need to go to 9.

2366
02:07:36,420 --> 02:07:37,500
9am, is it?

2367
02:07:38,340 --> 02:07:40,180
Wait 15 hours. What does that bring us...

2368
02:07:41,220 --> 02:07:42,340
...into the next realm?

2369
02:07:47,480 --> 02:07:52,580
I'm happy enough with killing the NCR. I don't think they were really any much use to me anyway, you know? I think...

2370
02:07:53,860 --> 02:07:56,280
I think let's see what goes on without them in the game.

2371
02:07:57,500 --> 02:08:01,420
I was getting bad vibes off that scientist. Remember I shot him the first time?

2372
02:08:02,160 --> 02:08:04,760
I think he should just, uh... If he's part of them...

2373
02:08:07,560 --> 02:08:08,560
...then fuck them off.

2374
02:08:14,880 --> 02:08:16,740
What the fuck is going on here? T...

2375
02:08:17,740 --> 02:08:18,240
...three...

2376
02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:18,780
...seven...

2377
02:08:20,380 --> 02:08:23,540
...it's seven so we only need to go three hours there. Four hours out. Fuck it.

2378
02:08:29,780 --> 02:08:31,900
People saying, "Oh, Boone won't like it."

2379
02:08:34,300 --> 02:08:36,300
Boone's just gonna have to fucking deal with it.

2380
02:08:39,660 --> 02:08:41,100
Oh man, it's gonna be nice, is it?

2381
02:08:46,880 --> 02:08:47,380
Fuck.

2382
02:08:47,380 --> 02:08:57,820
Oh, those lads on the beds down there, look.

2383
02:08:59,020 --> 02:09:00,120
Haha. Scared.

2384
02:09:01,360 --> 02:09:02,360
He must be scared.

2385
02:09:04,140 --> 02:09:06,000
They're getting scared, lads. They're running away.

2386
02:09:07,900 --> 02:09:09,040
It's too late, lads!

2387
02:09:10,000 --> 02:09:11,140
It's too late!

2388
02:09:14,300 --> 02:09:15,100
Archimedes.

2389
02:09:15,100 --> 02:09:15,600
...teens.

2390
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:18,900
Wow, look at that!

2391
02:09:22,780 --> 02:09:23,280
Oh!

2392
02:09:26,880 --> 02:09:27,940
That's gotta hurt!

2393
02:09:30,940 --> 02:09:31,560
Poor guy.

2394
02:09:34,220 --> 02:09:38,320
Mix. A little bit good, mixed with a little bit bad. People haven't figured you out yet.

2395
02:09:39,620 --> 02:09:40,120
Boone.

2396
02:09:43,460 --> 02:09:44,260
I-I think...

2397
02:09:45,260 --> 02:09:47,660
...he's okay with it. He's still following me around, is he?

2398
02:09:48,460 --> 02:09:49,800
Ah, yeah, he's grand with that.

2399
02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:51,640
He's fine with that.

2400
02:09:59,980 --> 02:10:02,880
Now we can go down there and pick up some of their stuff as well.

2401
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:04,980
Which should be great.

2402
02:10:05,320 --> 02:10:09,520
I thought this whole building here was going to get fucking iced in the chaos, but...

2403
02:10:09,520 --> 02:10:13,320
...doesn't seem to be the way. Conrad, thank you very much for the tip there.

2404
02:10:14,500 --> 02:10:16,040
Check out that LinkedIn in a bit.

2405
02:10:22,800 --> 02:10:28,600
Kind of uncool, just wiping them out. I understand, but at the same time, what use were they to me?

2406
02:10:29,140 --> 02:10:37,020
And I didn't like the cut of their jib. And if one man can take them all out, what does that really say about them? They were losers.

2407
02:10:37,140 --> 02:10:51,980
They... They should have been better prepared for the actual situation they were fronted with. Like, I'm an idiot. And I was able to take them all out in one go. That doesn't say much for them. Does it?

2408
02:10:51,980 --> 02:10:58,620
And look, you have to crack a few eggs is right to make an omelette. And we made one beautiful omelette right there.

2409
02:11:00,620 --> 02:11:15,160
I'm not a monster. I'm just someone who's playing the game of life. And I came across a button. I pressed the button. That button turned out to be a genocide button. But look. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Isn't that it, Tom?

2410
02:11:16,540 --> 02:11:32,800
Doesn't really make sense at all, to be honest. I mean, there are zero morals in any of your decision making. Morality doesn't seemingly even come into any of it. I'm kind of worried for you. What does that say about you as a person?

2411
02:11:34,180 --> 02:11:38,100
Well, is this a good thing for kids to be playing this? Or is there a bad side to it?

2412
02:11:38,100 --> 02:11:44,960
It's what she would probably say. Look, what can you do? Accidents happen all the time.

2413
02:11:44,960 --> 02:11:55,060
Let's go over here and get ourselves well acquainted with some of this NCR trooper. That's what's left of the poor sausage, look.

2414
02:11:55,960 --> 02:12:02,360
A fucking limb. No skin on it. Yet it still has all this stuff in it. Unbelievable.

2415
02:12:03,640 --> 02:12:07,880
Take the dog tag. I'll take some armor, maybe.

2416
02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:12,220
Maybe the armor looks good.

2417
02:12:19,980 --> 02:12:25,340
Pure barbecue vibes. I wonder how that fuck barbecue in Hyattia is getting on.

2418
02:12:27,040 --> 02:12:29,500
Haven't heard a peep out of him in a few weeks.

2419
02:12:30,580 --> 02:12:32,620
Plasma rifle. Now we're gonna fix this.

2420
02:12:32,680 --> 02:12:34,540
Let's look there. Repair.

2421
02:12:34,900 --> 02:12:35,260
No.

2422
02:12:39,680 --> 02:12:44,220
You can't run. Maybe you can't repair items when you're over encumbered. No, you can't.

2423
02:13:04,540 --> 02:13:07,100
Drop a bit of stuff off in Novak.

2424
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:08,860
After you'll be rewetting the bog, minister.

2425
02:13:08,860 --> 02:13:09,320
Jeff!

2426
02:13:10,440 --> 02:13:11,940
Thank you very much, Jeff.

2427
02:13:12,720 --> 02:13:14,800
Thank you very much there, Jeff.

2428
02:13:15,780 --> 02:13:18,580
Very kind of you for rewetting our bog.

2429
02:13:19,620 --> 02:13:20,860
Hope you're getting on well.

2430
02:13:21,320 --> 02:13:24,480
And we might have to go to Novak and come back there, if somebody was sent.

2431
02:13:26,220 --> 02:13:27,180
Let's just see.

2432
02:13:27,280 --> 02:13:29,040
Hopefully we can fast travel here.

2433
02:13:31,320 --> 02:13:34,420
But, I mean, have we finished our quest there?

2434
02:13:34,540 --> 02:13:36,640
I mean, is there still someone we have to go see there?

2435
02:13:37,680 --> 02:13:38,680
Regarding the quest.

2436
02:13:38,800 --> 02:13:39,400
Yeah, it's finished.

2437
02:13:39,540 --> 02:13:39,920
Great stuff.

2438
02:13:41,400 --> 02:13:42,280
Let's fuck off.

2439
02:13:42,400 --> 02:13:43,360
Back to Novak.

2440
02:13:43,920 --> 02:13:45,580
Store some stuff in a box.

2441
02:13:46,120 --> 02:13:47,720
Come back to Helios 1.

2442
02:13:48,620 --> 02:13:50,080
I think that's Novak there, is it?

2443
02:13:51,920 --> 02:13:52,320
Djokovic.

2444
02:13:55,000 --> 02:13:56,820
You're gonna get Djokovic'd.

2445
02:13:57,700 --> 02:14:00,820
But, yeah, there was someone mentioning Tisky there earlier on.

2446
02:14:00,960 --> 02:14:05,620
And I was gonna say, yeah, I mean, it's been a great week for not being on the Tisky.

2447
02:14:06,480 --> 02:14:08,780
Now it just seems to have just...

2448
02:14:08,780 --> 02:14:09,980
He's turned up again.

2449
02:14:10,060 --> 02:14:11,380
The uncle has turned up.

2450
02:14:11,780 --> 02:14:13,320
And when you least suspect him.

2451
02:14:14,040 --> 02:14:15,980
And it's so nice to have him around.

2452
02:14:16,840 --> 02:14:17,700
What about this guy here?

2453
02:14:17,700 --> 02:14:20,800
It's a Ben Shapiro merchant situation.

2454
02:14:22,060 --> 02:14:27,240
It's going to be a Ben Shapiro trade-off scenario here.

2455
02:14:27,960 --> 02:14:30,480
With the Daily Wire's...

2456
02:14:31,700 --> 02:14:34,880
Ben Bulbin Shapiro himself.

2457
02:14:35,000 --> 02:14:35,500
How are ya?

2458
02:14:36,360 --> 02:14:37,980
Ben Bulbin Shapiro.

2459
02:14:38,720 --> 02:14:40,920
How are you, you devil?

2460
02:14:41,940 --> 02:14:43,120
Ha ha, what's he doing?

2461
02:14:43,960 --> 02:14:45,480
He's not fucking...

2462
02:14:45,480 --> 02:14:47,340
Doing crazy moves.

2463
02:14:47,340 --> 02:14:49,140
Tom?

2464
02:14:50,560 --> 02:14:51,820
Yes, he's sizing you up.

2465
02:14:51,820 --> 02:14:52,560
A nice bit of a pastor.

2466
02:14:52,560 --> 02:14:55,400
He might want to hire ya for the Daily Wire.

2467
02:14:56,300 --> 02:14:57,480
Thank you very much, there.

2468
02:14:57,720 --> 02:14:58,940
Big red for the tip.

2469
02:14:59,000 --> 02:15:02,340
I could never get into the RPGs myself, but I've...

2470
02:15:02,340 --> 02:15:03,280
Hand...

2471
02:15:03,280 --> 02:15:05,240
Hand it to ya for shaking to us.

2472
02:15:05,360 --> 02:15:06,060
Marvelous stuff.

2473
02:15:06,480 --> 02:15:07,280
Thanks for the tip.

2474
02:15:08,700 --> 02:15:09,600
Yeah, thanks for the tip.

2475
02:15:09,880 --> 02:15:10,980
I don't mind them.

2476
02:15:10,980 --> 02:15:13,140
It will take me forever.

2477
02:15:13,280 --> 02:15:14,480
I hope you realize that.

2478
02:15:15,100 --> 02:15:15,900
That this game...

2479
02:15:15,900 --> 02:15:15,900
That this game...

2480
02:15:15,900 --> 02:15:18,000
Probably will never end now.

2481
02:15:18,060 --> 02:15:19,900
Because the rate I'm going at it...

2482
02:15:20,440 --> 02:15:23,140
Is that...

2483
02:15:23,140 --> 02:15:24,740
Is that a bad thing or what?

2484
02:15:25,060 --> 02:15:25,340
Do you know?

2485
02:15:25,940 --> 02:15:27,020
I mean, I suppose...

2486
02:15:27,020 --> 02:15:29,920
It's not like I'm going to be playing Fallout every night.

2487
02:15:30,040 --> 02:15:32,920
And if there's another chance to play another game, I'll play the other game.

2488
02:15:33,560 --> 02:15:34,980
But I mean...

2489
02:15:34,980 --> 02:15:41,040
Maybe I've never actually had this situation where I've had a game in the back pocket that's always going to be there.

2490
02:15:41,620 --> 02:15:41,940
Do you know?

2491
02:15:46,420 --> 02:15:48,220
It's a great open-ended adventure.

2492
02:15:48,340 --> 02:15:51,220
You know, I'll stop playing it and then go on something else.

2493
02:15:51,380 --> 02:15:54,920
And then come back to it after a while and really enjoy it.

2494
02:15:55,020 --> 02:15:55,420
Like, you know?

2495
02:15:58,880 --> 02:16:00,220
But right now...

2496
02:16:00,220 --> 02:16:01,380
I'm thinking...

2497
02:16:01,380 --> 02:16:03,200
I'm thinking Ben.

2498
02:16:03,660 --> 02:16:04,920
I'm thinking Bulban.

2499
02:16:05,460 --> 02:16:06,800
I'm thinking Sligo.

2500
02:16:07,200 --> 02:16:08,600
I'm thinking Shapiro.

2501
02:16:09,220 --> 02:16:10,760
I'm thinking the off-license.

2502
02:16:10,900 --> 02:16:12,200
I'm thinking Uncle Tisky.

2503
02:16:12,740 --> 02:16:14,000
And the off-license.

2504
02:16:14,120 --> 02:16:14,440
Tom.

2505
02:16:15,960 --> 02:16:17,720
It sounds like a problem.

2506
02:16:18,620 --> 02:16:21,040
But it's one of the best problems I've ever had.

2507
02:16:21,220 --> 02:16:21,880
Or heard of.

2508
02:16:22,700 --> 02:16:25,000
It really, really is, Tom.

2509
02:16:26,080 --> 02:16:29,580
And thank you very much there, Adam Paxton, for saying I enjoy it.

2510
02:16:30,060 --> 02:16:30,420
And look.

2511
02:16:30,680 --> 02:16:32,480
If Paxton's happy...

2512
02:16:32,480 --> 02:16:33,220
We're happy.

2513
02:16:33,420 --> 02:16:34,500
That's all we're going to see.

2514
02:16:36,540 --> 02:16:37,020
Now.

2515
02:16:38,380 --> 02:16:41,380
I think it's time to loosen...

2516
02:16:42,380 --> 02:16:44,040
The dump valve.

2517
02:16:44,860 --> 02:16:48,160
And get Uncle Tisky's opinion on this.

2518
02:16:49,580 --> 02:16:54,220
Which would mean leaving ye with Ben Shapiro here for a moment.

2519
02:16:55,440 --> 02:16:57,700
While I run at pace to the shop.

2520
02:16:57,760 --> 02:16:58,920
It's still bright outside.

2521
02:16:59,160 --> 02:17:00,660
It's unbelievable.

2522
02:17:03,980 --> 02:17:04,720
Same time.

2523
02:17:04,820 --> 02:17:05,660
No, I'm thinking...

2524
02:17:05,660 --> 02:17:07,660
Yeah, a Tisky and then maybe a Shafi.

2525
02:17:07,660 --> 02:17:09,660
Because I can't...

2526
02:17:09,660 --> 02:17:12,280
I can't be going at this for too late.

2527
02:17:12,400 --> 02:17:13,000
I mean...

2528
02:17:13,000 --> 02:17:13,860
It's just not going to happen.

2529
02:17:16,100 --> 02:17:16,740
So...

2530
02:17:16,740 --> 02:17:17,920
Less chatting.

2531
02:17:18,260 --> 02:17:19,380
More Tisky.

2532
02:17:19,620 --> 02:17:22,660
And I just want somebody really to...

2533
02:17:22,660 --> 02:17:23,660
Come in clutch with...

2534
02:17:23,660 --> 02:17:26,660
A recommendation for a good...

2535
02:17:26,660 --> 02:17:28,660
Chronicles slash...

2536
02:17:30,140 --> 02:17:31,320
Net Cafe episode.

2537
02:17:31,500 --> 02:17:33,040
That's not too much to ask of you.

2538
02:17:33,040 --> 02:17:34,140
That would be great.

2539
02:17:35,680 --> 02:17:37,800
And me are on at fucking 8.

2540
02:17:37,840 --> 02:17:39,160
Is that New York buzz?

2541
02:17:39,240 --> 02:17:39,480
Is it?

2542
02:17:39,980 --> 02:17:41,040
But at the same time...

2543
02:17:41,900 --> 02:17:42,800
Yeah, I mean...

2544
02:17:42,800 --> 02:17:44,040
I just...

2545
02:17:44,040 --> 02:17:45,580
That's why you've always got to keep your eyes open.

2546
02:17:45,840 --> 02:17:47,840
I don't have the evening available...

2547
02:17:47,840 --> 02:17:47,840
Which case.

2548
02:17:47,840 --> 02:17:50,400
...for any of that stuff.

2549
02:17:51,500 --> 02:17:52,820
But I do have the...

2550
02:17:52,820 --> 02:17:53,840
I could definitely...

2551
02:17:54,840 --> 02:17:57,000
Say hello to Uncle Tisk...

2552
02:17:57,000 --> 02:17:57,960
In the next hour.

2553
02:17:58,180 --> 02:17:59,840
And that's not going to jeopardize...

2554
02:18:00,840 --> 02:18:02,860
Anything that's going to happen in the evening.

2555
02:18:02,960 --> 02:18:03,520
That's for sure.

2556
02:18:07,580 --> 02:18:08,800
You hammered your liver.

2557
02:18:14,200 --> 02:18:15,920
It was meant to be a quick blast.

2558
02:18:16,020 --> 02:18:16,480
Junkie cat.

2559
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:16,960
Right.

2560
02:18:17,960 --> 02:18:19,180
I'll be back in a moment.

2561
02:18:20,620 --> 02:18:22,800
I'm not going to be playing into the evening, Ronan.

2562
02:18:24,220 --> 02:18:24,960
But I mean...

2563
02:18:24,960 --> 02:18:25,340
Please.

2564
02:18:25,920 --> 02:18:26,320
Please.

2565
02:18:28,460 --> 02:18:30,620
Please give us that recommendation...

2566
02:18:30,620 --> 02:18:32,240
For the fucking Chronicles...

2567
02:18:32,240 --> 02:18:32,880
Or the...

2568
02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:33,680
I mean...

2569
02:18:33,680 --> 02:18:34,540
It's a high bar.

2570
02:18:34,780 --> 02:18:36,780
The net cafe from the last...

2571
02:18:36,780 --> 02:18:37,780
Stream is a very...

2572
02:18:38,320 --> 02:18:38,960
High...

2573
02:18:38,960 --> 02:18:39,780
Bar...

2574
02:18:41,620 --> 02:18:42,360
To jump over.

2575
02:18:48,660 --> 02:18:49,020
Okay.

2576
02:18:49,020 --> 02:18:49,080
Okay.

2577
02:18:49,080 --> 02:18:49,140
Okay.

2578
02:18:49,140 --> 02:19:19,120
Thank you.

2579
02:19:19,120 --> 02:19:49,100
Thank you.

2580
02:19:49,100 --> 02:20:19,080
Thank you.

2581
02:20:19,080 --> 02:20:49,060
Thank you.

2582
02:20:49,060 --> 02:21:19,040
Thank you.

2583
02:21:19,040 --> 02:21:49,020
Thank you.

2584
02:21:49,020 --> 02:22:19,000
Thank you.

2585
02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:48,980
Thank you.

2586
02:22:48,980 --> 02:23:18,960
Thank you.

2587
02:23:18,960 --> 02:23:48,940
Thank you.

2588
02:23:48,940 --> 02:24:18,920
Thank you.

2589
02:24:18,920 --> 02:24:48,900
Thank you.

2590
02:24:48,900 --> 02:25:18,880
Thank you.

2591
02:25:18,880 --> 02:25:48,860
Thank you.

2592
02:25:48,860 --> 02:26:18,840
Thank you.

2593
02:26:18,840 --> 02:26:48,820
Thank you.

2594
02:26:48,820 --> 02:27:18,800
Thank you.

2595
02:27:18,800 --> 02:27:48,780
Thank you.

2596
02:27:48,780 --> 02:28:18,760
Thank you.

2597
02:28:18,760 --> 02:28:48,740
Thank you.

2598
02:28:48,740 --> 02:29:18,720
I would be right in saying that.

2599
02:29:18,720 --> 02:29:22,780
What percentage of the tisky there is probably a five, I'd say.

2600
02:29:24,260 --> 02:29:29,100
And remember now, it's a dark path to be going on.

2601
02:29:29,320 --> 02:29:32,060
Especially on Sunday evenings as well.

2602
02:29:32,580 --> 02:29:34,900
Come on, the party's got to end sometime, guys.

2603
02:29:35,700 --> 02:29:38,800
You can't be fucking steaming it up on a fucking Sunday night.

2604
02:29:39,000 --> 02:29:39,460
It's not right.

2605
02:29:41,340 --> 02:29:43,060
Manny Vargas will be after you.

2606
02:29:44,120 --> 02:29:50,080
Let's go up to the room here and if I can put in a lovely shawl inside the room.

2607
02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:52,520
Store some goodies.

2608
02:30:06,360 --> 02:30:07,360
Food for helmet.

2609
02:30:07,640 --> 02:30:08,520
We don't want that.

2610
02:30:09,720 --> 02:30:10,580
Maybe we do, though.

2611
02:30:10,580 --> 02:30:18,000
Big corner, Manny.

2612
02:30:24,580 --> 02:30:25,100
Manny.

2613
02:30:27,260 --> 02:30:28,580
Wonder glue.

2614
02:30:28,580 --> 02:30:29,160
Ah.

2615
02:30:29,160 --> 02:30:42,880
Put all this stuff in.

2616
02:30:43,580 --> 02:30:49,680
And then when push comes to shove and we need a load of money, we'll just come back, get all this stuff and go sell it.

2617
02:30:52,960 --> 02:30:53,920
That's what I'm thinking.

2618
02:30:54,080 --> 02:30:58,000
I don't want to be hanging around now trying to do fucking deals with Shapiro and the boys.

2619
02:31:03,820 --> 02:31:05,700
I've just seen Harmonica there.

2620
02:31:05,780 --> 02:31:09,420
I had a Harmonica and it reminded me of the code name of the agent.

2621
02:31:12,560 --> 02:31:17,620
The CIA game, which reminds me, still needs to be finished, you know.

2622
02:31:18,360 --> 02:31:22,740
I'm not going to fucking throw that in the fucking trash can.

2623
02:31:27,980 --> 02:31:29,260
Wrench, get rid of that.

2624
02:31:29,780 --> 02:31:31,020
Flipboard, get rid of that.

2625
02:31:33,420 --> 02:31:37,360
With high repair or science skill, a lot of that junk can be put to use.

2626
02:31:37,500 --> 02:31:38,100
Okay, sound.

2627
02:31:38,700 --> 02:31:39,180
That's good.

2628
02:31:39,240 --> 02:31:40,140
We don't have to sell it then.

2629
02:31:40,140 --> 02:31:40,760
We don't have to sell it.

2630
02:31:40,760 --> 02:31:41,760
We don't have to sell it.

2631
02:31:41,760 --> 02:31:42,760
We don't have to sell it.

2632
02:31:42,760 --> 02:31:43,760
We don't have to sell it.

2633
02:31:43,760 --> 02:31:44,760
We don't have to sell it.

2634
02:31:44,760 --> 02:31:45,760
We don't have to sell it.

2635
02:31:45,760 --> 02:31:46,760
We don't have to sell it.

2636
02:31:46,760 --> 02:31:47,760
We don't have to sell it.

2637
02:31:47,760 --> 02:31:48,760
We don't have to sell it.

2638
02:31:48,760 --> 02:31:49,760
We don't have to sell it.

2639
02:31:49,760 --> 02:31:50,760
We don't have to sell it.

2640
02:31:50,760 --> 02:31:51,760
We don't have to sell it.

2641
02:31:51,760 --> 02:31:52,760
We don't have to sell it.

2642
02:31:52,760 --> 02:31:53,760
We don't have to sell it.

2643
02:31:53,760 --> 02:31:54,760
We don't have to sell it.

2644
02:31:54,760 --> 02:31:55,760
We don't have to sell it.

2645
02:31:55,760 --> 02:31:56,760
We don't have to sell it.

2646
02:31:56,760 --> 02:31:57,760
We don't have to sell it.

2647
02:31:57,760 --> 02:31:58,760
We don't have to sell it.

2648
02:31:58,760 --> 02:31:59,760
We don't have to sell it.

2649
02:31:59,760 --> 02:32:00,760
We don't have to sell it.

2650
02:32:00,760 --> 02:32:01,760
We don't have to sell it.

2651
02:32:01,760 --> 02:32:02,760
We don't have to sell it.

2652
02:32:02,760 --> 02:32:16,760
Your man Jesus is meant to be coming back tomorrow.

2653
02:32:16,760 --> 02:32:22,760
Does all the admin not get very tedious?

2654
02:32:22,760 --> 02:32:25,760
It's very tedious for me right now.

2655
02:32:25,760 --> 02:32:26,760
This is enough for me.

2656
02:32:26,760 --> 02:32:31,760
I'm just thinking a few more weight grams would be great to get rid of.

2657
02:32:31,760 --> 02:32:32,760
But eh...

2658
02:32:32,760 --> 02:32:33,760
Ah...

2659
02:32:35,760 --> 02:32:36,760
Fuck it off.

2660
02:32:36,760 --> 02:32:37,760
Let me...

2661
02:32:37,760 --> 02:32:38,760
Throw that away.

2662
02:32:38,760 --> 02:32:39,760
Throw that away.

2663
02:32:39,760 --> 02:32:40,760
Weapon care...

2664
02:32:40,760 --> 02:32:41,760
Super helmet.

2665
02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:42,760
Throw in spear.

2666
02:32:42,760 --> 02:32:43,760
That gun.

2667
02:32:43,760 --> 02:32:44,760
That and there.

2668
02:32:44,760 --> 02:32:45,760
That and there.

2669
02:32:45,760 --> 02:32:46,760
But these.

2670
02:32:46,760 --> 02:32:47,760
Save those.

2671
02:32:47,760 --> 02:32:48,760
Steady.

2672
02:32:48,760 --> 02:32:49,760
I don't know what that is.

2673
02:32:49,760 --> 02:32:50,760
Weapon spread reduced.

2674
02:32:50,760 --> 02:32:51,760
Rebound.

2675
02:32:51,760 --> 02:32:52,760
Reading glasses.

2676
02:32:52,760 --> 02:32:53,760
Rad X.

2677
02:32:53,760 --> 02:32:54,760
I will use all of this shit.

2678
02:32:54,760 --> 02:32:55,760
There we go.

2679
02:32:55,760 --> 02:32:56,760
Oh.

2680
02:32:56,760 --> 02:32:57,760
Oh.

2681
02:32:57,760 --> 02:32:58,760
Oh.

2682
02:32:58,760 --> 02:32:59,760
Oh.

2683
02:32:59,760 --> 02:33:00,760
Oh.

2684
02:33:00,760 --> 02:33:06,760
Now it's time to do another fucking cheat.

2685
02:33:06,760 --> 02:33:08,760
Or another quest.

2686
02:33:09,760 --> 02:33:11,760
Surely there's a mod or cheat for the weight.

2687
02:33:11,760 --> 02:33:12,760
Probably is.

2688
02:33:12,760 --> 02:33:13,760
Great.

2689
02:33:13,760 --> 02:33:26,760
The strength the next time you level up.

2690
02:33:26,760 --> 02:33:27,760
Emergency radio.

2691
02:33:27,760 --> 02:33:28,760
Find the NCR.

2692
02:33:28,760 --> 02:33:29,760
Supply cash.

2693
02:33:29,760 --> 02:33:30,760
Confront Benny at the top casino.

2694
02:33:30,760 --> 02:33:31,760
Heartache by the number.

2695
02:33:31,760 --> 02:33:32,760
Cass is drowning.

2696
02:33:32,760 --> 02:33:33,760
My kind of town.

2697
02:33:33,760 --> 02:33:44,760
Is it better to just go for whatever's at the top of the list?

2698
02:33:44,760 --> 02:33:46,760
In terms of what I'm gonna do next.

2699
02:33:46,760 --> 02:34:03,760
Infinite inventory sounds like a very good mod to have.

2700
02:34:03,760 --> 02:34:05,760
Proper time saver.

2701
02:34:05,760 --> 02:34:06,760
A ring a ding ding ding it is then.

2702
02:34:06,760 --> 02:34:07,760
So.

2703
02:34:07,760 --> 02:34:08,760
Garnobius flux is after you there.

2704
02:34:08,760 --> 02:34:09,760
That's fast travel to that.

2705
02:34:09,760 --> 02:34:10,760
Situation.

2706
02:34:10,760 --> 02:34:11,760
Top's casino.

2707
02:34:11,760 --> 02:34:12,760
But that's over in New.

2708
02:34:12,760 --> 02:34:13,760
So we get to go to New Vegas.

2709
02:34:13,760 --> 02:34:14,760
Is that it?

2710
02:34:14,760 --> 02:34:17,020
thing it is then, so Garnobius Flux

2711
02:34:17,020 --> 02:34:18,000
is after you there.

2712
02:34:18,780 --> 02:34:20,320
Let's fast travel to that

2713
02:34:20,320 --> 02:34:22,580
situation.

2714
02:34:23,120 --> 02:34:24,860
Topps Casino, but that's over in

2715
02:34:24,860 --> 02:34:26,880
New... So we get to go to New Vegas, is that it?

2716
02:34:27,840 --> 02:34:28,680
I mean, I haven't been

2717
02:34:28,680 --> 02:34:29,740
up here.

2718
02:34:37,960 --> 02:34:39,260
Fast travel near it.

2719
02:34:39,820 --> 02:34:40,740
Is it worth

2720
02:34:40,740 --> 02:34:42,940
going somewhere near it

2721
02:34:42,940 --> 02:34:44,400
and then traveling through the bullshit,

2722
02:34:44,640 --> 02:34:46,440
or is it better off to do a quest

2723
02:34:46,440 --> 02:34:48,720
that's in an area that's already

2724
02:34:48,720 --> 02:34:50,300
unlocked? I mean,

2725
02:34:50,660 --> 02:34:52,440
obviously everyone's going to give a different

2726
02:34:52,440 --> 02:34:54,460
idea, but I'm

2727
02:34:54,460 --> 02:34:56,560
more thinking of time here.

2728
02:34:56,620 --> 02:34:58,520
I don't want to be spending a lot of time in the

2729
02:34:58,520 --> 02:35:00,560
wasteland, getting iced

2730
02:35:00,560 --> 02:35:02,140
and then having to redo it.

2731
02:35:05,420 --> 02:35:06,640
Let's go exploring.

2732
02:35:07,060 --> 02:35:08,720
You'd be going there anyway if you did a different

2733
02:35:08,720 --> 02:35:10,240
quest to go somewhere near it.

2734
02:35:11,020 --> 02:35:12,240
Okay, okay, okay, right.

2735
02:35:13,880 --> 02:35:16,020
I'm just going to go to Good Spring Cemetery

2736
02:35:16,020 --> 02:35:17,180
and take it from there.

2737
02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:19,120
Or maybe

2738
02:35:19,120 --> 02:35:21,640
it might be faster to go

2739
02:35:21,640 --> 02:35:23,180
to this gap here,

2740
02:35:23,560 --> 02:35:25,540
Eldorado, Dry Lake,

2741
02:35:25,680 --> 02:35:27,020
or Boulder City.

2742
02:35:30,340 --> 02:35:32,060
That's the hardest way to do it.

2743
02:35:32,060 --> 02:35:32,060
That's the hardest way to do it.

2744
02:35:32,060 --> 02:35:35,340
But, uh, just go Eldorado.

2745
02:35:35,560 --> 02:35:35,700
Yeah.

2746
02:35:36,340 --> 02:35:38,260
I just need things spelled out for me

2747
02:35:38,260 --> 02:35:40,200
as well there, because if you say that's the hardest

2748
02:35:40,200 --> 02:35:42,440
way to do it, you might be seeing something

2749
02:35:42,440 --> 02:35:44,220
that 30 seconds after I've been

2750
02:35:44,220 --> 02:35:46,260
highlighted it, and then I don't know what you're on

2751
02:35:46,260 --> 02:35:47,720
about when you say that's the hardest way.

2752
02:35:48,140 --> 02:35:50,180
I need to be talked to as if

2753
02:35:50,180 --> 02:35:50,920
I'm a baby.

2754
02:35:51,480 --> 02:35:52,620
like...

2755
02:35:52,620 --> 02:35:54,420
So that's...

2756
02:35:54,420 --> 02:35:55,360
You need to specify

2757
02:35:55,360 --> 02:35:57,180
what was the hardest way,

2758
02:35:57,260 --> 02:35:58,040
but, I mean, look,

2759
02:35:58,140 --> 02:35:59,400
that's fine, and don't be...

2760
02:35:59,400 --> 02:36:00,300
I'm sorry there.

2761
02:36:00,300 --> 02:36:01,620
I don't want to be getting...

2762
02:36:01,620 --> 02:36:03,460
I'm not getting annoyed

2763
02:36:03,460 --> 02:36:04,300
or anything like that.

2764
02:36:04,340 --> 02:36:06,620
I just want to clarify there

2765
02:36:06,620 --> 02:36:08,040
going forward

2766
02:36:08,040 --> 02:36:09,680
from here on in

2767
02:36:09,680 --> 02:36:11,120
so that the messaging

2768
02:36:11,120 --> 02:36:12,860
is clear on this.

2769
02:36:16,900 --> 02:36:18,020
So, you're a baby.

2770
02:36:18,120 --> 02:36:18,620
What else?

2771
02:36:21,560 --> 02:36:22,760
Probably gonna be more of these

2772
02:36:22,760 --> 02:36:24,480
fucking ants and spiders

2773
02:36:24,480 --> 02:36:25,000
knocked around.

2774
02:36:25,260 --> 02:36:25,860
Great stuff.

2775
02:36:25,940 --> 02:36:26,440
A fight.

2776
02:36:33,720 --> 02:36:34,160
Yeah.

2777
02:36:34,920 --> 02:36:35,360
Clucks.

2778
02:36:35,500 --> 02:36:37,840
Look, I'll give that a fucking swerve.

2779
02:36:37,960 --> 02:36:39,220
I'm going the wrong fucking way.

2780
02:36:39,280 --> 02:36:39,380
Look.

2781
02:36:40,060 --> 02:36:42,400
I'll give that a swerve for now there.

2782
02:36:42,700 --> 02:36:44,120
Fucking Clucks mod.

2783
02:36:45,100 --> 02:36:46,420
And what's the Clucks about?

2784
02:36:46,540 --> 02:36:47,640
They're Clucks mods.

2785
02:36:47,760 --> 02:36:48,860
You're not part of the fucking

2786
02:36:48,860 --> 02:36:50,420
Clucks clan, are you?

2787
02:36:50,840 --> 02:36:51,760
What's going on?

2788
02:36:55,860 --> 02:36:58,100
I don't want to get collateralized

2789
02:36:58,100 --> 02:36:59,620
for fucking talking to someone

2790
02:36:59,620 --> 02:37:02,640
who's affiliated with a psycho group

2791
02:37:02,640 --> 02:37:04,560
of right-wingers.

2792
02:37:05,760 --> 02:37:06,980
It's the birth name.

2793
02:37:15,300 --> 02:37:16,280
What's going on here?

2794
02:37:16,280 --> 02:37:16,300
What's going on here?

2795
02:37:16,380 --> 02:37:16,540
Look.

2796
02:37:17,620 --> 02:37:17,920
Hey there.

2797
02:37:19,680 --> 02:37:20,000
Howdy.

2798
02:37:23,080 --> 02:37:23,660
Hey there.

2799
02:37:24,900 --> 02:37:25,260
Howdy.

2800
02:37:26,860 --> 02:37:27,680
So, they're fucking

2801
02:37:27,680 --> 02:37:28,300
sounding up.

2802
02:37:28,380 --> 02:37:29,480
They're not going to take-

2803
02:37:29,480 --> 02:37:30,280
Oh, this is the guy who

2804
02:37:30,280 --> 02:37:31,320
plays his guitar.

2805
02:37:33,000 --> 02:37:34,400
Any new information

2806
02:37:34,400 --> 02:37:34,880
from him?

2807
02:37:35,680 --> 02:37:37,180
Here, I made it when I was 11.

2808
02:37:37,400 --> 02:37:38,220
A friend from Texas

2809
02:37:38,220 --> 02:37:39,360
gave me a suggestion.

2810
02:37:39,520 --> 02:37:40,420
I just kept it.

2811
02:37:40,800 --> 02:37:41,140
Lol.

2812
02:37:42,740 --> 02:37:44,420
Interesting development there

2813
02:37:44,420 --> 02:37:45,700
from Clucks mods

2814
02:37:45,700 --> 02:37:46,900
on the name.

2815
02:37:47,800 --> 02:37:49,740
Because Clucks mods is like-

2816
02:37:49,740 --> 02:37:50,680
Is that like a fucking

2817
02:37:50,680 --> 02:37:51,840
Ku Klux Klan

2818
02:37:51,840 --> 02:37:53,740
mods website

2819
02:37:53,740 --> 02:37:55,040
for modern video games?

2820
02:37:55,120 --> 02:37:56,040
It's just like set up

2821
02:37:56,040 --> 02:37:57,060
by someone who is in

2822
02:37:57,060 --> 02:37:58,060
the Ku Klux Klan.

2823
02:37:58,680 --> 02:37:59,280
And it's like,

2824
02:37:59,620 --> 02:38:00,920
Oh, it's just a name, man.

2825
02:38:01,000 --> 02:38:01,500
It's grand.

2826
02:38:01,660 --> 02:38:02,680
I'm really more into

2827
02:38:02,680 --> 02:38:03,780
game modifications.

2828
02:38:04,480 --> 02:38:06,240
I'm not into any of

2829
02:38:06,240 --> 02:38:07,040
that other stuff.

2830
02:38:08,480 --> 02:38:09,020
I mean,

2831
02:38:09,180 --> 02:38:10,620
what's going on there, man?

2832
02:38:11,600 --> 02:38:12,880
Sounds fishy enough.

2833
02:38:15,880 --> 02:38:17,520
It's just a social club, right?

2834
02:38:17,820 --> 02:38:18,320
Yeah, it is.

2835
02:38:18,560 --> 02:38:20,060
You're not in the Ku Klux Klan, right?

2836
02:38:20,300 --> 02:38:20,940
No, I'm not.

2837
02:38:20,940 --> 02:38:23,620
So long.

2838
02:38:30,780 --> 02:38:32,000
But wait a sec.

2839
02:38:32,480 --> 02:38:33,560
Garnubius Flux

2840
02:38:33,560 --> 02:38:34,860
is talking to-

2841
02:38:34,860 --> 02:38:35,440
As if I'm-

2842
02:38:35,440 --> 02:38:36,240
I'm not talking to

2843
02:38:36,240 --> 02:38:37,260
Garnubius Flux.

2844
02:38:37,600 --> 02:38:38,740
I'm talking to fucking

2845
02:38:38,740 --> 02:38:40,260
Clucks mod.

2846
02:38:42,400 --> 02:38:43,360
Thank you very much there,

2847
02:38:43,500 --> 02:38:44,480
Henry Kissinger.

2848
02:38:44,660 --> 02:38:45,920
Use the nukes, you see.

2849
02:38:46,100 --> 02:38:46,400
Indeed.

2850
02:38:46,680 --> 02:38:47,560
We already did.

2851
02:38:47,660 --> 02:38:48,200
We fucking-

2852
02:38:48,200 --> 02:38:50,920
So far, I've managed to fucking-

2853
02:38:50,920 --> 02:38:52,580
wipe out this, uh,

2854
02:38:52,740 --> 02:38:53,740
cult that we're thinking

2855
02:38:53,740 --> 02:38:55,100
they were gonna go through space.

2856
02:38:56,120 --> 02:38:56,940
And, uh,

2857
02:38:57,040 --> 02:38:59,180
then I just killed the NCR as well.

2858
02:38:59,260 --> 02:39:00,580
So it's going pretty good at the moment.

2859
02:39:02,500 --> 02:39:03,560
And we're headed-

2860
02:39:03,560 --> 02:39:05,120
We're headed to fucking Vegas, baby.

2861
02:39:07,700 --> 02:39:08,580
Simulator Games.

2862
02:39:08,680 --> 02:39:09,360
Thank you very much.

2863
02:39:09,460 --> 02:39:10,940
It would be interesting to see Connor

2864
02:39:10,940 --> 02:39:12,280
do a theme hospital,

2865
02:39:12,500 --> 02:39:14,240
zoo, tycoon, or tropical game

2866
02:39:14,240 --> 02:39:15,440
to see the man, the myth,

2867
02:39:15,500 --> 02:39:15,940
run a show.

2868
02:39:16,020 --> 02:39:16,740
Any chance of it?

2869
02:39:18,400 --> 02:39:19,140
I, um,

2870
02:39:19,700 --> 02:39:20,580
I tried to do,

2871
02:39:20,900 --> 02:39:22,120
not zoo tycoon,

2872
02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:23,300
but I tried to play

2873
02:39:23,300 --> 02:39:24,280
some sort of

2874
02:39:24,280 --> 02:39:25,340
top of the line,

2875
02:39:25,560 --> 02:39:26,260
top of the range,

2876
02:39:26,340 --> 02:39:26,800
or at least

2877
02:39:26,800 --> 02:39:29,160
the most highly rated

2878
02:39:29,160 --> 02:39:30,600
zoo manager game

2879
02:39:30,600 --> 02:39:31,660
there a few months ago.

2880
02:39:31,780 --> 02:39:32,800
And I thought it was

2881
02:39:32,800 --> 02:39:33,860
interesting enough,

2882
02:39:33,920 --> 02:39:34,480
like, you know,

2883
02:39:35,080 --> 02:39:35,720
and there's a,

2884
02:39:35,720 --> 02:39:36,920
the wide variety

2885
02:39:36,920 --> 02:39:38,540
and array of different animals.

2886
02:39:39,500 --> 02:39:40,320
But, um,

2887
02:39:41,700 --> 02:39:43,060
kind of boring as well,

2888
02:39:43,100 --> 02:39:43,800
but maybe,

2889
02:39:43,800 --> 02:39:44,900
maybe Connor

2890
02:39:44,900 --> 02:39:45,920
could make it interesting.

2891
02:39:46,060 --> 02:39:46,740
We'd have to ask

2892
02:39:46,740 --> 02:39:47,420
the man himself,

2893
02:39:47,520 --> 02:39:47,740
you know,

2894
02:39:47,780 --> 02:39:48,340
I don't really

2895
02:39:48,340 --> 02:39:49,240
keep in touch with him.

2896
02:39:49,320 --> 02:39:49,500
He's,

2897
02:39:49,500 --> 02:39:51,160
he's a conch.

2898
02:39:52,100 --> 02:39:52,760
Is there some reason

2899
02:39:52,760 --> 02:39:53,840
I should be talking to you?

2900
02:39:54,180 --> 02:39:54,700
I don't know.

2901
02:39:54,760 --> 02:39:55,920
With a head like that, man,

2902
02:39:56,000 --> 02:39:56,900
it's as round

2903
02:39:56,900 --> 02:39:58,440
as a fucking turnip

2904
02:39:58,440 --> 02:39:59,540
on a Tuesday,

2905
02:39:59,740 --> 02:40:00,800
weekday fortnight.

2906
02:40:01,320 --> 02:40:02,000
I'd like to see

2907
02:40:02,000 --> 02:40:02,780
what you have for sale.

2908
02:40:02,920 --> 02:40:03,960
Turnips, perhaps?

2909
02:40:04,800 --> 02:40:05,500
Am I selling?

2910
02:40:05,760 --> 02:40:06,020
Yeah.

2911
02:40:06,480 --> 02:40:07,480
Am I selling to you?

2912
02:40:07,680 --> 02:40:07,940
No.

2913
02:40:08,660 --> 02:40:09,820
Sorry to hurt your feelings,

2914
02:40:09,880 --> 02:40:10,800
but you're small time.

2915
02:40:11,060 --> 02:40:11,460
Right.

2916
02:40:12,840 --> 02:40:14,180
He doesn't understand

2917
02:40:14,180 --> 02:40:15,400
that I'm ready

2918
02:40:15,400 --> 02:40:16,640
to take control

2919
02:40:16,640 --> 02:40:17,300
of his world

2920
02:40:17,300 --> 02:40:18,020
if he doesn't,

2921
02:40:18,060 --> 02:40:19,140
uh, talk nicely.

2922
02:40:19,340 --> 02:40:20,620
I'll figure a guy like you

2923
02:40:20,620 --> 02:40:22,240
gets to pick his killing gear.

2924
02:40:22,700 --> 02:40:23,780
You might be onto something.

2925
02:40:24,140 --> 02:40:24,960
I'd like to hang on

2926
02:40:24,960 --> 02:40:25,940
to any weapons mods

2927
02:40:25,940 --> 02:40:26,740
I run across.

2928
02:40:27,320 --> 02:40:28,000
Take a look.

2929
02:40:29,700 --> 02:40:30,140
Wow.

2930
02:40:34,140 --> 02:40:35,160
You've got rounds,

2931
02:40:35,460 --> 02:40:36,140
but, uh,

2932
02:40:37,240 --> 02:40:37,820
what about,

2933
02:40:38,440 --> 02:40:38,980
let's see,

2934
02:40:39,100 --> 02:40:40,320
let's see what you've got there

2935
02:40:40,320 --> 02:40:41,720
and you've got missiles,

2936
02:40:42,040 --> 02:40:42,480
you've got,

2937
02:40:42,620 --> 02:40:42,920
okay,

2938
02:40:43,020 --> 02:40:43,900
you've got a chains,

2939
02:40:44,100 --> 02:40:45,420
you've got chainsaw tape.

2940
02:40:45,540 --> 02:40:45,980
That's why you've always

2941
02:40:45,980 --> 02:40:47,120
got to keep your eyes open

2942
02:40:47,120 --> 02:40:49,520
and watch your ass.

2943
02:40:49,880 --> 02:40:50,820
Dr. Ochre,

2944
02:40:50,900 --> 02:40:52,260
thank you very much.

2945
02:40:54,600 --> 02:40:56,100
Will Tommy be chasing

2946
02:40:56,100 --> 02:40:57,840
the upcoming solar eclipse

2947
02:40:57,840 --> 02:40:58,760
across America

2948
02:40:58,760 --> 02:40:59,600
in his kite?

2949
02:41:00,040 --> 02:41:00,360
Tommy.

2950
02:41:02,140 --> 02:41:05,580
I will probably not know.

2951
02:41:05,740 --> 02:41:06,440
I'm not particularly

2952
02:41:06,440 --> 02:41:07,360
too sure about that.

2953
02:41:07,460 --> 02:41:07,600
When,

2954
02:41:07,720 --> 02:41:08,240
what time

2955
02:41:08,240 --> 02:41:09,180
and when is that

2956
02:41:09,180 --> 02:41:10,160
on?

2957
02:41:10,880 --> 02:41:11,120
I mean,

2958
02:41:11,180 --> 02:41:12,460
do we even get to see it

2959
02:41:12,460 --> 02:41:13,560
in,

2960
02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:14,180
in Ireland?

2961
02:41:14,620 --> 02:41:15,540
Probably gonna be

2962
02:41:15,540 --> 02:41:16,800
clouds or some shit.

2963
02:41:17,100 --> 02:41:18,320
The usual crack

2964
02:41:18,320 --> 02:41:19,120
when it comes to

2965
02:41:19,120 --> 02:41:21,220
solar eclipses.

2966
02:41:24,860 --> 02:41:25,920
Battle rifle,

2967
02:41:26,060 --> 02:41:26,300
gra.

2968
02:41:27,260 --> 02:41:28,160
Assault rifle,

2969
02:41:28,300 --> 02:41:28,580
gra.

2970
02:41:31,100 --> 02:41:32,100
They look good.

2971
02:41:32,100 --> 02:41:34,000
They look good,

2972
02:41:34,060 --> 02:41:34,960
but we need more money.

2973
02:41:35,080 --> 02:41:35,240
This,

2974
02:41:35,440 --> 02:41:36,100
we'll make a note

2975
02:41:36,100 --> 02:41:36,560
of this guy

2976
02:41:36,560 --> 02:41:37,460
and come back to him

2977
02:41:37,460 --> 02:41:37,920
when we,

2978
02:41:38,060 --> 02:41:40,160
when,

2979
02:41:40,240 --> 02:41:41,260
when needs be.

2980
02:41:44,920 --> 02:41:45,580
Exit that.

2981
02:41:48,640 --> 02:41:49,900
You need 2,000 caps

2982
02:41:49,900 --> 02:41:50,820
to get into the strip

2983
02:41:50,820 --> 02:41:51,860
or the robots

2984
02:41:51,860 --> 02:41:52,740
won't let you pass.

2985
02:41:52,840 --> 02:41:53,020
Great,

2986
02:41:53,200 --> 02:41:53,920
thanks for telling me

2987
02:41:53,920 --> 02:41:54,420
that now

2988
02:41:54,420 --> 02:41:56,280
before I got there

2989
02:41:56,280 --> 02:41:57,100
so I can actually

2990
02:41:57,100 --> 02:41:58,120
make sure I have

2991
02:41:58,120 --> 02:41:58,560
that money.

2992
02:41:58,680 --> 02:41:59,100
I don't know

2993
02:41:59,100 --> 02:41:59,700
how I'm gonna make

2994
02:41:59,700 --> 02:42:00,400
that money though.

2995
02:42:10,400 --> 02:42:11,320
Take a look.

2996
02:42:11,580 --> 02:42:12,340
Maybe I could sell

2997
02:42:12,340 --> 02:42:13,800
fucking turnip boy here

2998
02:42:13,800 --> 02:42:16,400
some stuff that I have

2999
02:42:16,400 --> 02:42:16,800
already,

3000
02:42:16,900 --> 02:42:17,580
I'm not sure.

3001
02:42:21,580 --> 02:42:22,720
There's a quest you can do

3002
02:42:22,720 --> 02:42:23,560
to get a passport

3003
02:42:23,560 --> 02:42:24,780
to get him for free.

3004
02:42:24,780 --> 02:42:25,660
His errand.

3005
02:42:26,700 --> 02:42:27,540
That's great

3006
02:42:27,540 --> 02:42:27,880
and everything

3007
02:42:27,880 --> 02:42:30,900
just direct me.

3008
02:42:32,960 --> 02:42:34,120
Let's exit that.

3009
02:42:34,680 --> 02:42:35,580
So wait a sec now,

3010
02:42:35,740 --> 02:42:37,040
before we move on there,

3011
02:42:37,500 --> 02:42:38,660
why was somebody

3012
02:42:38,660 --> 02:42:39,220
telling me

3013
02:42:39,220 --> 02:42:40,000
to go all the way

3014
02:42:40,000 --> 02:42:40,520
to Vegas

3015
02:42:40,520 --> 02:42:42,820
when you can't

3016
02:42:42,820 --> 02:42:44,540
even get into Vegas

3017
02:42:44,540 --> 02:42:45,460
unless you've got

3018
02:42:45,460 --> 02:42:45,920
the money?

3019
02:42:46,480 --> 02:42:47,240
Why did the,

3020
02:42:47,560 --> 02:42:48,800
this is the problem here.

3021
02:42:48,980 --> 02:42:49,420
again,

3022
02:42:50,040 --> 02:42:51,440
you need to really

3023
02:42:51,440 --> 02:42:52,320
make sure

3024
02:42:52,320 --> 02:42:53,720
that the information

3025
02:42:53,720 --> 02:42:54,180
is,

3026
02:42:54,300 --> 02:42:55,960
is watertight.

3027
02:42:57,320 --> 02:42:57,760
Tom.

3028
02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:00,860
Watertight,

3029
02:43:00,980 --> 02:43:01,200
lads,

3030
02:43:01,300 --> 02:43:01,940
watertight.

3031
02:43:02,220 --> 02:43:02,460
I mean,

3032
02:43:02,520 --> 02:43:04,860
the lads on the tishki,

3033
02:43:05,400 --> 02:43:07,780
what's going on here?

3034
02:43:08,420 --> 02:43:09,400
The info is correct,

3035
02:43:09,540 --> 02:43:10,240
I understand,

3036
02:43:10,500 --> 02:43:10,640
but,

3037
02:43:11,420 --> 02:43:12,280
decay in 98,

3038
02:43:12,380 --> 02:43:12,860
that's great,

3039
02:43:13,200 --> 02:43:14,100
but you didn't say

3040
02:43:14,100 --> 02:43:14,680
that he needed

3041
02:43:14,680 --> 02:43:16,420
2,000 euros

3042
02:43:16,420 --> 02:43:17,220
to get into

3043
02:43:17,220 --> 02:43:18,600
fucking Vegas.

3044
02:43:18,600 --> 02:43:21,680
2,000 euros?

3045
02:43:21,780 --> 02:43:23,140
I have only 1,000 on me.

3046
02:43:24,680 --> 02:43:25,980
Vegas isn't simple.

3047
02:43:26,240 --> 02:43:26,560
Nick,

3048
02:43:26,660 --> 02:43:27,660
thank you very much,

3049
02:43:27,760 --> 02:43:27,960
Nick,

3050
02:43:28,000 --> 02:43:28,760
for the tip there.

3051
02:43:30,460 --> 02:43:31,320
Vegas is broken

3052
02:43:31,320 --> 02:43:32,080
into two areas,

3053
02:43:32,600 --> 02:43:33,160
free side

3054
02:43:33,160 --> 02:43:34,440
and the strip.

3055
02:43:34,540 --> 02:43:35,020
You can go into

3056
02:43:35,020 --> 02:43:35,540
the free side.

3057
02:43:35,740 --> 02:43:36,040
Okay.

3058
02:43:36,400 --> 02:43:36,960
And then you can,

3059
02:43:37,080 --> 02:43:37,220
yeah,

3060
02:43:37,360 --> 02:43:38,300
we can probably get

3061
02:43:38,300 --> 02:43:38,920
the fucking money

3062
02:43:38,920 --> 02:43:39,880
once we're in the strip then,

3063
02:43:40,000 --> 02:43:40,740
or the free side.

3064
02:43:41,920 --> 02:43:42,700
It's fine.

3065
02:43:42,700 --> 02:43:42,780
Okay.

3066
02:43:48,220 --> 02:43:49,060
stone there.

3067
02:43:49,180 --> 02:43:49,980
I don't know how to

3068
02:43:49,980 --> 02:43:50,600
do any,

3069
02:43:50,680 --> 02:43:51,380
the gambling.

3070
02:43:51,460 --> 02:43:52,200
I don't know how to play

3071
02:43:52,200 --> 02:43:53,360
that card game

3072
02:43:53,360 --> 02:43:54,680
that people are talking about,

3073
02:43:54,760 --> 02:43:55,200
but I mean,

3074
02:43:55,260 --> 02:43:55,980
if that's what you mean

3075
02:43:55,980 --> 02:43:56,540
by gambling,

3076
02:43:56,660 --> 02:43:58,780
then that might be

3077
02:43:58,780 --> 02:44:00,040
a hard fucking

3078
02:44:00,040 --> 02:44:01,720
task.

3079
02:44:03,800 --> 02:44:04,700
Is that Vegas

3080
02:44:04,700 --> 02:44:05,340
over there?

3081
02:44:05,340 --> 02:44:05,420
What?

3082
02:44:05,420 --> 02:44:13,200
What?

3083
02:44:13,340 --> 02:44:14,280
Thank you very much

3084
02:44:14,280 --> 02:44:14,920
for the tip there,

3085
02:44:15,020 --> 02:44:15,240
Nick,

3086
02:44:15,420 --> 02:44:15,740
and

3087
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:17,500
Clux mods

3088
02:44:17,500 --> 02:44:19,020
there again,

3089
02:44:19,160 --> 02:44:19,980
telling us stuff.

3090
02:44:20,240 --> 02:44:20,800
There's always

3091
02:44:20,800 --> 02:44:21,640
multiple ways

3092
02:44:21,640 --> 02:44:22,020
to do things

3093
02:44:22,020 --> 02:44:22,460
in New Vegas.

3094
02:44:22,580 --> 02:44:23,180
You can get a fake

3095
02:44:23,180 --> 02:44:24,020
pass for 500,

3096
02:44:24,480 --> 02:44:25,440
pass the cap check

3097
02:44:25,440 --> 02:44:26,220
for 2,000,

3098
02:44:26,540 --> 02:44:27,680
or take the monorail

3099
02:44:27,680 --> 02:44:28,620
into it for free.

3100
02:44:29,380 --> 02:44:30,320
Just as it goes,

3101
02:44:30,880 --> 02:44:32,600
I don't want to

3102
02:44:32,600 --> 02:44:33,100
move away there

3103
02:44:33,100 --> 02:44:34,060
from the Clux thing.

3104
02:44:34,800 --> 02:44:36,060
What is Clux?

3105
02:44:36,720 --> 02:44:36,940
You know,

3106
02:44:37,100 --> 02:44:37,760
is it,

3107
02:44:38,260 --> 02:44:42,560
is it just bad stuff,

3108
02:44:42,760 --> 02:44:43,140
or is,

3109
02:44:43,260 --> 02:44:44,200
was there a fucking

3110
02:44:44,200 --> 02:44:45,080
good Clux,

3111
02:44:45,400 --> 02:44:46,160
or was the Clux,

3112
02:44:46,640 --> 02:44:47,280
or is Clux

3113
02:44:47,280 --> 02:44:48,100
just a fucking

3114
02:44:48,100 --> 02:44:49,380
bad situation?

3115
02:44:50,780 --> 02:44:51,140
You know,

3116
02:44:51,260 --> 02:44:51,480
I'm,

3117
02:44:51,560 --> 02:44:52,340
I don't want to dwell

3118
02:44:52,340 --> 02:44:53,040
on it in there.

3119
02:44:53,120 --> 02:44:53,900
I hope you're okay

3120
02:44:53,900 --> 02:44:54,320
and everything,

3121
02:44:54,440 --> 02:44:54,960
Clux mod.

3122
02:44:55,760 --> 02:44:56,940
but let's just get

3123
02:44:56,940 --> 02:44:57,600
to the fucking

3124
02:44:57,600 --> 02:44:58,560
nitty gritty here.

3125
02:44:59,120 --> 02:44:59,360
Is,

3126
02:44:59,560 --> 02:45:00,560
is there anything

3127
02:45:00,560 --> 02:45:01,360
to be said

3128
02:45:01,360 --> 02:45:02,060
for Clux

3129
02:45:02,060 --> 02:45:03,740
that isn't bad?

3130
02:45:04,640 --> 02:45:05,020
Hey there,

3131
02:45:05,220 --> 02:45:05,720
need anything?

3132
02:45:07,420 --> 02:45:08,400
Steven Clux

3133
02:45:08,400 --> 02:45:10,020
isn't factoring

3134
02:45:10,020 --> 02:45:10,580
into that

3135
02:45:10,580 --> 02:45:11,200
because it's a

3136
02:45:11,200 --> 02:45:12,100
different spelling

3137
02:45:12,100 --> 02:45:12,480
there.

3138
02:45:12,640 --> 02:45:13,460
Don't even look.

3139
02:45:14,240 --> 02:45:14,980
Stay safe.

3140
02:45:16,380 --> 02:45:17,800
It's a Greek name,

3141
02:45:17,940 --> 02:45:18,440
Kouklos,

3142
02:45:18,520 --> 02:45:19,360
which means circle.

3143
02:45:19,480 --> 02:45:19,760
Okay,

3144
02:45:19,980 --> 02:45:20,300
okay.

3145
02:45:21,400 --> 02:45:22,440
It's just an

3146
02:45:22,440 --> 02:45:23,420
unfortunate name,

3147
02:45:23,500 --> 02:45:23,720
choice.

3148
02:45:23,860 --> 02:45:24,040
Great.

3149
02:45:24,180 --> 02:45:25,480
It refers to a circle.

3150
02:45:25,600 --> 02:45:25,860
Okay.

3151
02:45:28,980 --> 02:45:29,500
Just,

3152
02:45:29,640 --> 02:45:30,560
I just wanted to

3153
02:45:30,560 --> 02:45:30,960
fucking

3154
02:45:30,960 --> 02:45:33,500
get that out there,

3155
02:45:33,560 --> 02:45:33,860
you know?

3156
02:45:35,680 --> 02:45:37,500
That it refers to a circle

3157
02:45:37,500 --> 02:45:38,620
and not

3158
02:45:38,620 --> 02:45:42,220
a fucking

3159
02:45:42,220 --> 02:45:44,920
major league

3160
02:45:44,920 --> 02:45:46,400
dodgeball group.

3161
02:45:49,820 --> 02:45:50,900
With hoods

3162
02:45:50,900 --> 02:45:52,860
and all that kind of crack.

3163
02:45:55,440 --> 02:46:11,060
just out in the woods,

3164
02:46:11,060 --> 02:46:13,180
making circles with the lads.

3165
02:46:13,180 --> 02:46:14,820
And now we've got a situation here.

3166
02:46:16,080 --> 02:46:17,400
It's about to get fucking...

3167
02:46:19,400 --> 02:46:28,220
I'm not gonna say it. It's a friendly inclusive circuit.

3168
02:46:34,920 --> 02:46:43,760
Focus now focus. I'm gonna get that gun out and it's gonna be a bloodbath. I hope

3169
02:46:43,760 --> 02:46:48,200
they're ready and I hope they're fucking happy with their lives and that they've

3170
02:46:48,200 --> 02:47:17,000
lived good enough lives because it's over now. It's over now. Bye bye. Not even gonna need five shots. Maybe I can just cancel two of those. Let's just go for two of those and see. Fuck he actually does take a lot. He is fucking hard.

3171
02:47:17,000 --> 02:47:19,000
He's hard

3172
02:47:41,720 --> 02:47:45,880
Who's this other fucker look oh they're getting started on my other cunts

3173
02:47:45,880 --> 02:47:47,880
This is great

3174
02:47:51,880 --> 02:48:10,600
I think Boone is just taking him down to Chinatown as well. This guy is not kitted out for battle at all. I'm gonna take his leg off and then go for his head. Oh his leg came off. Oh this is brilliant. Someone's head is rolling around as well.

3175
02:48:10,600 --> 02:48:24,600
This is more like it lads and I'm glad that somebody told me to go to Vegas. I don't even care that I don't have the money to get into Vegas now. This is all that we needed. Let's take his legs off him.

3176
02:48:24,600 --> 02:48:38,600
Shame about that leg man. Shame you don't have much armor on that leg. You might want to reconsider that the next time we meet in battle. Oh did I not mention there isn't gonna be another time.

3177
02:48:38,600 --> 02:48:44,600
It's game over sunshine. Actually we can't. Let's back out of vats and go into that.

3178
02:48:47,600 --> 02:48:58,600
Relax. Relax. Accidents happen all the time. Thank you very much there Kendo for the Nagasaki tip there.

3179
02:49:00,600 --> 02:49:10,600
This guy look at him. Oh he's quick. He's like fucking Michael Flatley. He's trying to fix the leg.

3180
02:49:11,600 --> 02:49:19,600
Too late baby now it's too late. You really did try to kill me.

3181
02:49:23,600 --> 02:49:28,600
I'll do a couple of fucking safe. Hiding behind a rock is not gonna help you in this situation.

3182
02:49:29,600 --> 02:49:40,600
We've reached end game my friend. End game. Oh. Oh. There's no need for that. There was no need for that.

3183
02:49:41,600 --> 02:49:46,600
I'll take your barrel cactus and I'll raise you a frag grenade. I'll take your hunting rifle.

3184
02:49:47,600 --> 02:49:52,600
And your legion denarius. And that's great as well. I'm not gonna bother with your helmet or your fucking armor.

3185
02:49:53,600 --> 02:49:56,600
Cause it's rubbish and it looks stupid as well.

3186
02:49:58,600 --> 02:50:01,600
And that's us done. And I'm gonna eat your fruit.

3187
02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:04,600
Right now. On the battlefield.

3188
02:50:08,600 --> 02:50:11,600
Data items. Stats. Items.

3189
02:50:13,600 --> 02:50:14,600
Aid.

3190
02:50:15,600 --> 02:50:17,600
Fire ant. Egg. A beer. I'll have a beer.

3191
02:50:21,600 --> 02:50:22,600
I'll take a bit of...

3192
02:50:24,600 --> 02:50:25,600
Nuka cola.

3193
02:50:26,600 --> 02:50:27,600
I'll take...

3194
02:50:28,600 --> 02:50:29,600
A stim.

3195
02:50:30,600 --> 02:50:31,600
I'll take...

3196
02:50:32,600 --> 02:50:33,600
I think that's it.

3197
02:50:33,600 --> 02:50:34,600
Maybe another stim.

3198
02:50:35,600 --> 02:50:44,600
There's a shop outside Vegas called Gunrunners. You can sell it from there. Thank you very much. They're in there for that.

3199
02:50:45,600 --> 02:50:46,600
Beautiful hint.

3200
02:50:50,600 --> 02:50:52,600
I'd since the broken limbs.

3201
02:50:55,600 --> 02:50:58,600
Where is that fancy legionnaire? Here he is. In Beth.

3202
02:50:59,600 --> 02:51:01,600
Oh my god.

3203
02:51:02,600 --> 02:51:03,600
And it's a shame cause it's a...

3204
02:51:04,600 --> 02:51:05,600
It's a well...

3205
02:51:06,600 --> 02:51:07,600
Worked leg. He had...

3206
02:51:08,600 --> 02:51:12,600
Solid calves. And he obviously did a lot of fucking work running and all that kind of stuff on it.

3207
02:51:13,600 --> 02:51:14,600
But what use is it?

3208
02:51:14,600 --> 02:51:16,600
Against this gun here.

3209
02:51:16,600 --> 02:51:18,600
An absolute killer.

3210
02:51:19,600 --> 02:51:21,600
Full 12 gauge.

3211
02:51:22,600 --> 02:51:23,600
Legion Daenerys. Machete.

3212
02:51:24,600 --> 02:51:25,600
Purified water too.

3213
02:51:25,600 --> 02:51:26,600
I'm gonna drink those now.

3214
02:51:26,600 --> 02:51:27,600
I'm gonna take those spears.

3215
02:51:28,600 --> 02:51:29,600
Britney Spears.

3216
02:51:30,600 --> 02:51:31,600
A sawed off shotgun.

3217
02:51:32,600 --> 02:51:33,600
A machete.

3218
02:51:34,600 --> 02:51:35,600
Nah...

3219
02:51:36,600 --> 02:51:37,600
No.

3220
02:51:38,600 --> 02:51:40,600
Take the Daenerys.

3221
02:51:43,600 --> 02:51:45,600
Take a one. And a two. And a three. And a four.

3222
02:51:46,600 --> 02:51:47,600
I think that's a good...

3223
02:51:48,600 --> 02:51:49,600
Little situation. It's a good good.

3224
02:51:50,600 --> 02:51:51,600
Do this.

3225
02:51:51,600 --> 02:51:52,600
What...

3226
02:51:52,600 --> 02:51:54,600
What will the Daenerys get me like?

3227
02:51:55,600 --> 02:51:56,600
A Night Stalker Tail.

3228
02:51:56,600 --> 02:51:57,600
A Super Sledge.

3229
02:51:58,600 --> 02:51:59,600
Healing Powder too.

3230
02:52:00,600 --> 02:52:01,600
Frag.

3231
02:52:02,600 --> 02:52:03,600
Case.

3232
02:52:03,600 --> 02:52:04,600
Magnum.

3233
02:52:04,600 --> 02:52:05,600
Yes.

3234
02:52:05,600 --> 02:52:06,600
You can sell it.

3235
02:52:07,600 --> 02:52:08,600
Lovely stuff.

3236
02:52:09,600 --> 02:52:10,600
Lovely stuff.

3237
02:52:13,600 --> 02:52:14,600
Show your special stats.

3238
02:52:15,600 --> 02:52:16,600
No problem, Stone.

3239
02:52:18,600 --> 02:52:19,600
That's what...

3240
02:52:19,600 --> 02:52:21,600
That's what I'm rocking at the moment, Stone.

3241
02:52:28,600 --> 02:52:31,600
You don't tend to think about the gunrunning community.

3242
02:52:31,600 --> 02:52:32,600
We've...

3243
02:52:32,600 --> 02:52:33,600
We've...

3244
02:52:33,600 --> 02:52:34,600
discovered a brand new fucking situation here called...

3245
02:52:34,600 --> 02:52:35,600
Gun and Gulp, is it?

3246
02:52:36,600 --> 02:52:52,600
A real gun enthusiast's outpost with different brahmin... animals.

3247
02:52:53,600 --> 02:52:55,220
Animals.

3248
02:53:00,660 --> 02:53:01,560
Let's leave it.

3249
02:53:02,800 --> 02:53:04,080
I have no time for them.

3250
02:53:04,140 --> 02:53:05,100
I'm off to Vegas.

3251
02:53:09,180 --> 02:53:11,440
What's Tommy's view of Caesar's Legion?

3252
02:53:11,620 --> 02:53:13,760
Tom, we haven't heard from you in a while, Tommy.

3253
02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:14,240
You okay?

3254
02:53:15,820 --> 02:53:16,560
I'm Grandia.

3255
02:53:16,680 --> 02:53:17,840
Thanks for the tushke.

3256
02:53:18,180 --> 02:53:21,300
I'm absolutely fucking loving life.

3257
02:53:22,660 --> 02:53:24,580
Yeah, just to reiterate again,

3258
02:53:25,560 --> 02:53:27,620
beer, it's not great, you know?

3259
02:53:27,700 --> 02:53:30,280
It might make you feel like you're living a great life

3260
02:53:30,280 --> 02:53:31,300
and the things are great,

3261
02:53:31,980 --> 02:53:34,080
but look, you hit that too many times,

3262
02:53:34,400 --> 02:53:35,600
there's a downside to it.

3263
02:53:35,640 --> 02:53:37,840
There's a high, but after, there's a low, isn't there, Tom?

3264
02:53:40,260 --> 02:53:41,040
Not at all.

3265
02:53:44,640 --> 02:53:45,360
Great stuff.

3266
02:53:45,480 --> 02:53:47,220
I think we're heading towards Vegas now,

3267
02:53:47,300 --> 02:53:48,860
but there seems to be some sort of, like,

3268
02:53:49,000 --> 02:53:52,340
locked up area here where we can't get into it.

3269
02:53:52,400 --> 02:53:57,100
I'm not really too sure whether or not it's Vegas adjacent.

3270
02:53:57,920 --> 02:54:00,500
It must be Vegas adjacent because it's nearby.

3271
02:54:05,620 --> 02:54:06,420
Vegas, baby.

3272
02:54:06,660 --> 02:54:07,760
You only live once.

3273
02:54:07,980 --> 02:54:10,060
Make sure you roll a dice that aren't loaded.

3274
02:54:10,440 --> 02:54:11,140
Snake eyes.

3275
02:54:11,700 --> 02:54:12,860
Snake eyes tonight.

3276
02:54:13,980 --> 02:54:15,220
Dealer always wins.

3277
02:54:19,220 --> 02:54:19,860
Good luck.

3278
02:54:21,280 --> 02:54:22,480
Thank you very much there.

3279
02:54:22,520 --> 02:54:24,120
We got another fight on our hands.

3280
02:54:24,740 --> 02:54:26,240
It sounds...

3281
02:54:26,240 --> 02:54:26,760
You know what?

3282
02:54:26,860 --> 02:54:29,060
I used to run at the sound of gunfire,

3283
02:54:29,220 --> 02:54:32,360
and now I'm like a fucking moth to a light bulb.

3284
02:54:33,240 --> 02:54:35,480
Thank you very much there, World Wide Web.

3285
02:54:36,040 --> 02:54:40,280
Please, could you give a shout-out to Ross Daunt for his birthday?

3286
02:54:40,920 --> 02:54:42,200
Ross Daunt.

3287
02:54:42,940 --> 02:54:45,260
What can I say other than happy birthday?

3288
02:54:46,460 --> 02:54:47,900
You are Ross.

3289
02:54:48,140 --> 02:54:49,000
You really are.

3290
02:54:49,720 --> 02:54:52,520
And when I was first asked to give you a shout-out,

3291
02:54:52,700 --> 02:54:53,200
I'd have...

3292
02:54:53,200 --> 02:54:54,560
I have to say, Ross,

3293
02:54:54,820 --> 02:54:59,200
it was a pretty daunting request because I thought,

3294
02:54:59,360 --> 02:55:07,300
how will I sufficiently send Ross the best birthday wish that money can buy?

3295
02:55:08,060 --> 02:55:10,160
And I've racked my brain,

3296
02:55:10,300 --> 02:55:11,680
I've scratched my head,

3297
02:55:12,040 --> 02:55:12,760
and I've...

3298
02:55:12,760 --> 02:55:13,160
I've...

3299
02:55:13,160 --> 02:55:14,100
I've come a cropper.

3300
02:55:14,660 --> 02:55:16,380
I'm gonna have to throw this over to Tom.

3301
02:55:18,380 --> 02:55:19,620
Ross Daunt.

3302
02:55:20,720 --> 02:55:22,960
How are you?

3303
02:55:24,340 --> 02:55:26,880
I hope you've got a lovely birthday.

3304
02:55:29,920 --> 02:55:31,020
That sound...

3305
02:55:31,020 --> 02:55:32,540
It sounded terrible, Tom.

3306
02:55:33,300 --> 02:55:35,520
I hope you're having a lovely birthday.

3307
02:55:36,300 --> 02:55:37,540
And all of us,

3308
02:55:37,700 --> 02:55:40,440
and best of luck there to regular agnostic guys.

3309
02:55:40,580 --> 02:55:42,260
Thanks very much for the tip.

3310
02:55:42,700 --> 02:55:44,400
Enjoying a tisky myself, you see.

3311
02:55:44,740 --> 02:55:45,480
That's great stuff.

3312
02:55:45,860 --> 02:55:47,260
Look, other beers are available,

3313
02:55:47,460 --> 02:55:48,460
and even though they're available,

3314
02:55:48,740 --> 02:55:51,120
doesn't mean you have to fucking hit the booze, okay?

3315
02:55:51,660 --> 02:55:52,420
It's a drug.

3316
02:55:53,020 --> 02:55:53,740
It's a drug.

3317
02:55:53,840 --> 02:55:54,840
It's a legal drug

3318
02:55:54,840 --> 02:55:56,760
that kills a lot of people.

3319
02:55:57,280 --> 02:55:58,500
And it's insane

3320
02:55:58,500 --> 02:55:59,960
that they allow that one

3321
02:55:59,960 --> 02:56:01,460
to be legalized.

3322
02:56:01,580 --> 02:56:04,320
And then there's ones that probably don't kill you as much,

3323
02:56:04,720 --> 02:56:06,340
and they're illegalized.

3324
02:56:07,040 --> 02:56:07,520
Crazy.

3325
02:56:07,520 --> 02:56:11,000
But that's how it goes.

3326
02:56:12,300 --> 02:56:13,880
Millions of merchants

3327
02:56:13,880 --> 02:56:16,760
live in us fours.

3328
02:56:16,760 --> 02:56:20,260
Easy, Tom.

3329
02:56:20,580 --> 02:56:22,100
It sounds like you're getting pissed.

3330
02:56:22,640 --> 02:56:23,060
Hey there.

3331
02:56:23,140 --> 02:56:23,480
Need anything?

3332
02:56:24,080 --> 02:56:24,760
No, we're grand.

3333
02:56:26,920 --> 02:56:28,060
We'll just say goodbye

3334
02:56:28,060 --> 02:56:29,380
and we'll fucking move on.

3335
02:56:31,020 --> 02:56:32,480
Those guys must have been shooting

3336
02:56:32,480 --> 02:56:34,160
some other fucking cretins

3337
02:56:34,160 --> 02:56:35,700
that were trying to rob their shit.

3338
02:56:37,700 --> 02:56:39,200
I thought it was going to be something

3339
02:56:39,200 --> 02:56:40,380
we could get involved in.

3340
02:56:40,420 --> 02:56:41,080
I was wrong.

3341
02:56:44,920 --> 02:56:46,860
A nice bit of pasta made for you.

3342
02:56:47,500 --> 02:56:48,540
Lovely stuff there.

3343
02:56:48,620 --> 02:56:49,800
Thank you very much there,

3344
02:56:50,080 --> 02:56:51,400
World Wide Web.

3345
02:56:53,020 --> 02:56:54,320
Yes, World Wide Web.

3346
02:56:54,700 --> 02:56:55,840
Your second tip

3347
02:56:55,840 --> 02:56:58,020
in the space of four minutes.

3348
02:56:58,580 --> 02:56:59,860
Thank you very much.

3349
02:57:01,860 --> 02:57:02,140
He said,

3350
02:57:02,200 --> 02:57:03,140
I'd like to just thank you

3351
02:57:03,140 --> 02:57:04,980
for a well-executed birthday wishes

3352
02:57:04,980 --> 02:57:05,800
to the big man,

3353
02:57:06,180 --> 02:57:07,140
Ross Daunt,

3354
02:57:07,620 --> 02:57:08,280
once again.

3355
02:57:09,060 --> 02:57:09,360
Well,

3356
02:57:09,860 --> 02:57:10,280
I tell you,

3357
02:57:10,860 --> 02:57:13,180
it's definitely not much

3358
02:57:13,180 --> 02:57:15,300
of a daunting task now,

3359
02:57:15,580 --> 02:57:16,700
knowing that it's been

3360
02:57:16,700 --> 02:57:18,600
a well-reciprocated message.

3361
02:57:19,460 --> 02:57:20,520
And I tell you,

3362
02:57:20,680 --> 02:57:21,880
I'd wish him again.

3363
02:57:22,880 --> 02:57:24,320
Only that would be futile.

3364
02:57:24,800 --> 02:57:25,960
I'd have to wait another year.

3365
02:57:26,460 --> 02:57:28,020
Because we've already wished him this year.

3366
02:57:30,500 --> 02:57:31,440
We'll talk to you.

3367
02:57:33,100 --> 02:57:34,560
You're sounding pissed, Tom.

3368
02:57:35,120 --> 02:57:36,220
I hope you're okay.

3369
02:57:36,940 --> 02:57:38,380
We need to find a way

3370
02:57:38,380 --> 02:57:39,300
into Vegas here.

3371
02:57:39,360 --> 02:57:41,000
It seems like a very tough place

3372
02:57:41,000 --> 02:57:41,540
to get into.

3373
02:57:42,620 --> 02:57:44,560
It's like you need to know someone

3374
02:57:44,560 --> 02:57:45,700
to get into here, do you?

3375
02:57:46,120 --> 02:57:47,100
Maybe through this gate?

3376
02:57:49,660 --> 02:57:50,140
Although,

3377
02:57:50,380 --> 02:57:52,600
if we lockpick this gate,

3378
02:57:53,920 --> 02:57:55,500
do we get fucking done in

3379
02:57:55,500 --> 02:57:56,820
by hard cunts?

3380
02:57:56,940 --> 02:57:57,500
We don't know.

3381
02:57:59,220 --> 02:57:59,940
Gun runners.

3382
02:58:00,320 --> 02:58:00,520
Okay.

3383
02:58:01,460 --> 02:58:02,060
Don't go in there.

3384
02:58:02,160 --> 02:58:02,300
Okay.

3385
02:58:02,460 --> 02:58:02,600
Okay.

3386
02:58:02,700 --> 02:58:02,880
Okay.

3387
02:58:02,880 --> 02:58:04,380
Today is the last day

3388
02:58:04,380 --> 02:58:05,580
for Tom's hot dogs.

3389
02:58:05,660 --> 02:58:07,560
Today is the last day

3390
02:58:07,560 --> 02:58:08,920
for Tom's hot dogs.

3391
02:58:09,260 --> 02:58:10,200
Get them where you can.

3392
02:58:10,200 --> 02:58:11,120
Today is the last day

3393
02:58:11,120 --> 02:58:12,220
for Tom's hot dogs.

3394
02:58:13,820 --> 02:58:14,220
Yeah.

3395
02:58:14,600 --> 02:58:15,520
These cones.

3396
02:58:16,640 --> 02:58:18,400
Cristiano Cone Aldo.

3397
02:58:20,200 --> 02:58:21,220
And here we are.

3398
02:58:21,320 --> 02:58:22,140
Thank you very much there,

3399
02:58:22,220 --> 02:58:22,960
Johnny Vegas,

3400
02:58:23,140 --> 02:58:23,800
for that tip.

3401
02:58:24,980 --> 02:58:26,160
Beautiful, beautiful stuff.

3402
02:58:26,280 --> 02:58:27,760
We can hear someone taking...

3403
02:58:27,760 --> 02:58:28,840
It's Boone is taking

3404
02:58:28,840 --> 02:58:29,900
snipe shots

3405
02:58:29,900 --> 02:58:30,820
at fucking random.

3406
02:58:31,520 --> 02:58:32,480
I'm gonna join in

3407
02:58:32,480 --> 02:58:33,420
the fray here.

3408
02:58:33,860 --> 02:58:34,640
I'm gonna use a

3409
02:58:34,640 --> 02:58:35,520
frag grenade

3410
02:58:35,520 --> 02:58:36,660
that has been

3411
02:58:36,660 --> 02:58:37,760
given to us

3412
02:58:37,760 --> 02:58:38,980
by those dispatched

3413
02:58:38,980 --> 02:58:39,940
centurions.

3414
02:58:39,940 --> 02:58:42,380
very happy about this.

3415
02:58:43,120 --> 02:58:43,900
Seems like something

3416
02:58:43,900 --> 02:58:45,500
which can really

3417
02:58:45,500 --> 02:58:47,780
tie the whole stream

3418
02:58:47,780 --> 02:58:48,500
together here.

3419
02:58:48,860 --> 02:58:49,840
I'm talking grenades.

3420
02:58:50,200 --> 02:58:51,200
I'm talking bang.

3421
02:58:51,560 --> 02:58:52,680
I'm talking guns.

3422
02:58:53,280 --> 02:58:54,640
I'm talking names like...

3423
02:58:54,640 --> 02:58:55,640
Oh, we don't even need to.

3424
02:58:56,080 --> 02:58:57,140
We don't even need

3425
02:58:57,140 --> 02:58:57,840
to waste grenades.

3426
02:58:58,020 --> 02:58:58,820
He's a fiend.

3427
02:58:59,240 --> 02:58:59,980
Probably some sort

3428
02:58:59,980 --> 02:59:00,860
of drug fiend.

3429
02:59:02,080 --> 02:59:02,880
Let's get him

3430
02:59:02,880 --> 02:59:03,840
with a fucking shotgun

3431
02:59:03,840 --> 02:59:04,400
to the head.

3432
02:59:05,600 --> 02:59:06,380
Looking forward

3433
02:59:06,380 --> 02:59:06,940
to this one.

3434
02:59:07,420 --> 02:59:08,680
Oh, don't even have time.

3435
02:59:09,320 --> 02:59:10,500
Boone has done the magic.

3436
02:59:11,840 --> 02:59:13,100
I scream Jesus.

3437
02:59:13,240 --> 02:59:14,020
Thank you very much.

3438
02:59:14,600 --> 02:59:16,220
Boone has done the magic again.

3439
02:59:16,780 --> 02:59:17,700
I'm just gonna take

3440
02:59:17,700 --> 02:59:18,600
the stuff out of his

3441
02:59:18,600 --> 02:59:19,900
fucking possessions.

3442
02:59:20,300 --> 02:59:20,800
And at this,

3443
02:59:20,900 --> 02:59:21,640
he doesn't really have

3444
02:59:21,640 --> 02:59:22,880
anything else worth taking.

3445
02:59:24,460 --> 02:59:26,200
Put that gun away there.

3446
02:59:27,300 --> 02:59:28,280
Gunner Halle.

3447
02:59:28,280 --> 02:59:30,480
A 20 gauge round him.

3448
02:59:30,840 --> 02:59:31,740
Take your shotgun.

3449
02:59:32,220 --> 02:59:33,140
Take your syringe.

3450
02:59:33,260 --> 02:59:33,720
No hull.

3451
02:59:34,460 --> 02:59:35,040
That'll do.

3452
02:59:35,640 --> 02:59:36,360
He's wearing a

3453
02:59:36,360 --> 02:59:38,360
blast master armor.

3454
02:59:38,700 --> 02:59:41,180
That's not used to me.

3455
02:59:41,380 --> 02:59:41,880
There's no...

3456
02:59:41,880 --> 02:59:42,380
Ah, fuck it.

3457
02:59:43,260 --> 02:59:43,900
He's done.

3458
02:59:44,140 --> 02:59:44,500
He's done.

3459
02:59:45,760 --> 02:59:46,640
Those fiends.

3460
02:59:46,860 --> 02:59:47,600
What were they at?

3461
02:59:48,140 --> 02:59:49,080
Leveling accusations

3462
02:59:49,080 --> 02:59:50,080
of bullets at us.

3463
02:59:50,640 --> 02:59:51,680
Two hardened

3464
02:59:51,680 --> 02:59:52,860
war veterans.

3465
02:59:53,260 --> 02:59:54,540
Well, I would like to see

3466
02:59:54,540 --> 02:59:56,160
Boone kitted out

3467
02:59:56,160 --> 02:59:57,080
in better armor

3468
02:59:57,080 --> 02:59:57,660
than that.

3469
02:59:58,740 --> 02:59:59,760
Is that possible?

3470
03:00:00,280 --> 03:00:00,800
Per chance?

3471
03:00:00,920 --> 03:00:01,700
Do I just give him

3472
03:00:01,700 --> 03:00:03,000
better apparel

3473
03:00:03,000 --> 03:00:04,180
and he wears it?

3474
03:00:06,040 --> 03:00:06,900
We have to find

3475
03:00:06,900 --> 03:00:07,460
some first.

3476
03:00:08,680 --> 03:00:09,820
The gate is right there,

3477
03:00:09,880 --> 03:00:10,320
Parastroik.

3478
03:00:10,320 --> 03:00:10,960
I thought that was

3479
03:00:10,960 --> 03:00:11,520
the gate to the

3480
03:00:11,520 --> 03:00:12,520
Gunrunners universe.

3481
03:00:12,660 --> 03:00:14,320
I didn't want to...

3482
03:00:14,320 --> 03:00:15,440
Thought I had to go around.

3483
03:00:15,520 --> 03:00:16,120
A nice bit of

3484
03:00:16,120 --> 03:00:17,100
past on here for you.

3485
03:00:17,940 --> 03:00:19,860
A clone named

3486
03:00:19,860 --> 03:00:20,560
Gibso.

3487
03:00:20,620 --> 03:00:21,500
Thank you very much

3488
03:00:21,500 --> 03:00:22,020
for the tip.

3489
03:00:32,380 --> 03:00:33,360
How are you getting on?

3490
03:00:33,500 --> 03:00:33,860
Dixon.

3491
03:00:34,300 --> 03:00:35,360
Dixon, how are you?

3492
03:00:35,500 --> 03:00:36,720
Your eyes are as red

3493
03:00:36,720 --> 03:00:37,420
as fuck?

3494
03:00:37,460 --> 03:00:37,920
Have you been

3495
03:00:37,920 --> 03:00:38,800
skinning up

3496
03:00:38,800 --> 03:00:40,660
massive joints?

3497
03:00:41,980 --> 03:00:42,820
I knew it,

3498
03:00:42,880 --> 03:00:44,380
you fucking scumbag.

3499
03:00:44,440 --> 03:00:44,920
How are you?

3500
03:00:44,920 --> 03:00:45,020
Yeah.

3501
03:00:49,020 --> 03:00:49,740
Buff out.

3502
03:00:49,900 --> 03:00:51,120
I'll take some of...

3503
03:00:51,120 --> 03:00:52,240
Yeah, I'll take

3504
03:00:52,240 --> 03:00:52,920
a bit of jet.

3505
03:00:54,500 --> 03:00:55,860
I'll take a bit of that.

3506
03:00:56,000 --> 03:00:56,800
Buff out as well.

3507
03:00:56,980 --> 03:00:58,200
Maybe...

3508
03:00:58,200 --> 03:00:58,920
Yeah, I'll take

3509
03:00:58,920 --> 03:00:59,580
another jet.

3510
03:01:03,700 --> 03:01:04,580
Give me a shout

3511
03:01:04,580 --> 03:01:05,480
if you need anything else.

3512
03:01:05,620 --> 03:01:06,440
No problem,

3513
03:01:06,600 --> 03:01:07,740
you junk ball.

3514
03:01:07,840 --> 03:01:08,420
We'll talk to you.

3515
03:01:09,080 --> 03:01:09,380
Yep.

3516
03:01:10,820 --> 03:01:11,480
He seems like

3517
03:01:11,480 --> 03:01:12,440
he's well put together

3518
03:01:12,440 --> 03:01:13,540
and very, very

3519
03:01:13,540 --> 03:01:14,460
friendly and nice.

3520
03:01:14,520 --> 03:01:15,320
He doesn't seem like

3521
03:01:15,320 --> 03:01:15,940
he's scagging

3522
03:01:15,940 --> 03:01:17,320
or he's going to

3523
03:01:17,320 --> 03:01:18,200
rob you for anything

3524
03:01:18,200 --> 03:01:18,860
else as well.

3525
03:01:21,900 --> 03:01:23,120
I just want to...

3526
03:01:23,120 --> 03:01:24,120
Oh, there's a fiend.

3527
03:01:24,260 --> 03:01:24,560
Get him.

3528
03:01:24,800 --> 03:01:25,820
There's a junk ball.

3529
03:01:25,900 --> 03:01:26,420
He's after you.

3530
03:01:26,540 --> 03:01:27,220
I was going to actually

3531
03:01:27,220 --> 03:01:28,840
apologize for the

3532
03:01:28,840 --> 03:01:29,760
terminology there.

3533
03:01:29,980 --> 03:01:30,580
You're getting

3534
03:01:30,580 --> 03:01:31,780
knifed by a junkus.

3535
03:01:33,280 --> 03:01:34,140
Get rid of him.

3536
03:01:34,520 --> 03:01:35,080
Get the fuck

3537
03:01:35,080 --> 03:01:35,580
rid of him.

3538
03:01:35,580 --> 03:01:41,180
Oh, no.

3539
03:01:41,320 --> 03:01:41,920
Is that me?

3540
03:01:42,020 --> 03:01:42,620
Oh, nice one.

3541
03:01:42,680 --> 03:01:43,800
Boone, if I could

3542
03:01:43,800 --> 03:01:45,420
fucking put a hand

3543
03:01:45,420 --> 03:01:46,540
on your shoulder now,

3544
03:01:47,100 --> 03:01:48,460
I'd slap your shoulder

3545
03:01:48,460 --> 03:01:48,820
and go,

3546
03:01:48,940 --> 03:01:49,600
you're a fucking

3547
03:01:49,600 --> 03:01:50,280
great man.

3548
03:01:52,360 --> 03:01:54,500
Ah, scary times,

3549
03:01:54,600 --> 03:01:54,760
though.

3550
03:01:55,340 --> 03:01:56,180
I was just after

3551
03:01:56,180 --> 03:01:56,820
saying that the

3552
03:01:56,820 --> 03:01:57,760
previous junkie

3553
03:01:57,760 --> 03:01:58,560
was amenable,

3554
03:01:58,900 --> 03:01:59,760
he was nice,

3555
03:02:00,240 --> 03:02:01,340
and he didn't really

3556
03:02:01,340 --> 03:02:01,860
feel like,

3557
03:02:01,920 --> 03:02:02,620
it didn't feel like

3558
03:02:02,620 --> 03:02:03,200
he was going to

3559
03:02:03,200 --> 03:02:04,040
get you,

3560
03:02:04,420 --> 03:02:05,260
but it seems as though

3561
03:02:05,260 --> 03:02:06,260
this place has

3562
03:02:06,260 --> 03:02:08,340
nasty junkies in it

3563
03:02:08,340 --> 03:02:08,780
as well.

3564
03:02:09,120 --> 03:02:10,000
Ones with knives.

3565
03:02:11,260 --> 03:02:11,760
Where is,

3566
03:02:11,760 --> 03:02:12,700
where is his body?

3567
03:02:15,400 --> 03:02:16,660
I just want to say,

3568
03:02:16,660 --> 03:02:16,660
I just want to say,

3569
03:02:16,740 --> 03:02:17,200
though, that you

3570
03:02:17,200 --> 03:02:17,940
shouldn't really be

3571
03:02:17,940 --> 03:02:18,840
calling them junkies.

3572
03:02:18,940 --> 03:02:19,100
I mean,

3573
03:02:19,380 --> 03:02:20,060
you don't know what

3574
03:02:20,060 --> 03:02:21,240
kind of life that lad

3575
03:02:21,240 --> 03:02:22,620
has had that has led

3576
03:02:22,620 --> 03:02:23,960
to the situation he's in

3577
03:02:23,960 --> 03:02:25,580
and to be,

3578
03:02:25,620 --> 03:02:25,920
uh,

3579
03:02:26,420 --> 03:02:27,380
using pejora.

3580
03:02:28,160 --> 03:02:28,380
Oh,

3581
03:02:29,000 --> 03:02:30,300
your man is back again.

3582
03:02:31,680 --> 03:02:32,320
How are you getting on

3583
03:02:32,320 --> 03:02:32,520
there?

3584
03:02:32,600 --> 03:02:33,780
He wants to sell me

3585
03:02:33,780 --> 03:02:34,780
some more wares.

3586
03:02:35,880 --> 03:02:36,760
But I hear you,

3587
03:02:36,820 --> 03:02:37,060
Tom,

3588
03:02:37,120 --> 03:02:37,660
I hear you,

3589
03:02:37,720 --> 03:02:38,540
but it's just in the

3590
03:02:38,540 --> 03:02:39,260
heat of the moment,

3591
03:02:39,340 --> 03:02:39,620
you know.

3592
03:02:41,620 --> 03:02:42,400
I understand.

3593
03:02:42,940 --> 03:02:43,760
What the fuck is

3594
03:02:43,760 --> 03:02:44,280
going on here?

3595
03:02:44,280 --> 03:02:44,320
Oh,

3596
03:02:44,440 --> 03:02:45,120
Rot Face.

3597
03:02:47,020 --> 03:02:48,560
Rot Face is after you.

3598
03:02:50,420 --> 03:02:50,860
Hey,

3599
03:02:50,960 --> 03:02:51,260
buddy,

3600
03:02:51,520 --> 03:02:52,260
spare a cap.

3601
03:02:52,840 --> 03:02:53,680
I can make it worth

3602
03:02:53,680 --> 03:02:54,220
your while.

3603
03:02:55,140 --> 03:02:55,580
Bryce,

3604
03:02:56,160 --> 03:02:56,760
here you go,

3605
03:02:56,840 --> 03:02:57,000
man.

3606
03:02:57,400 --> 03:02:58,200
The first thing you

3607
03:02:58,200 --> 03:02:59,000
should know is that

3608
03:02:59,000 --> 03:03:00,100
Freeside is run by

3609
03:03:00,100 --> 03:03:01,320
a pack of yahoos

3610
03:03:01,320 --> 03:03:02,360
that call themselves

3611
03:03:02,360 --> 03:03:03,200
the Kings.

3612
03:03:04,340 --> 03:03:05,180
Their leader,

3613
03:03:05,800 --> 03:03:06,920
who oddly enough

3614
03:03:06,920 --> 03:03:07,840
calls himself

3615
03:03:07,840 --> 03:03:08,880
the King,

3616
03:03:09,480 --> 03:03:10,340
currently has his

3617
03:03:10,340 --> 03:03:11,360
hands full trying to

3618
03:03:11,360 --> 03:03:12,380
prevent an all-out

3619
03:03:12,380 --> 03:03:13,740
riot in Freeside.

3620
03:03:15,020 --> 03:03:16,200
That's two tips,

3621
03:03:16,360 --> 03:03:17,780
but what the hell?

3622
03:03:18,320 --> 03:03:19,360
You're a new customer,

3623
03:03:19,520 --> 03:03:20,420
so the extra one's

3624
03:03:20,420 --> 03:03:20,960
on me.

3625
03:03:21,820 --> 03:03:22,700
Wanna hear another?

3626
03:03:23,400 --> 03:03:23,560
Yeah,

3627
03:03:23,560 --> 03:03:24,100
why not?

3628
03:03:24,140 --> 03:03:24,900
He sounds like a

3629
03:03:24,900 --> 03:03:25,560
nice man.

3630
03:03:26,460 --> 03:03:27,820
He's a nice man,

3631
03:03:27,920 --> 03:03:28,200
Pat.

3632
03:03:29,200 --> 03:03:30,260
I was talking to

3633
03:03:30,260 --> 03:03:31,220
Rot Face there

3634
03:03:31,220 --> 03:03:31,880
earlier on.

3635
03:03:32,000 --> 03:03:32,780
There's a fella down

3636
03:03:32,780 --> 03:03:32,920
there.

3637
03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:33,620
He gave me some

3638
03:03:33,620 --> 03:03:34,400
information for

3639
03:03:34,400 --> 03:03:35,560
in exchange for

3640
03:03:35,560 --> 03:03:36,300
bottle caps.

3641
03:03:36,940 --> 03:03:37,740
I think he liked

3642
03:03:37,740 --> 03:03:38,240
the jet,

3643
03:03:38,740 --> 03:03:39,800
but the stuff he was

3644
03:03:39,800 --> 03:03:40,060
saying,

3645
03:03:40,140 --> 03:03:40,400
Pat,

3646
03:03:40,480 --> 03:03:41,640
was very on the

3647
03:03:41,640 --> 03:03:41,920
money.

3648
03:03:41,920 --> 03:03:43,080
Thank you very much.

3649
03:03:43,200 --> 03:03:43,780
You're filthy.

3650
03:03:43,940 --> 03:03:44,680
Thank you very much

3651
03:03:44,680 --> 03:03:45,100
for the tip.

3652
03:03:45,580 --> 03:03:46,260
Does Gary Devil

3653
03:03:46,260 --> 03:03:47,200
have any insight

3654
03:03:47,200 --> 03:03:48,340
on the Boone

3655
03:03:48,340 --> 03:03:49,360
snipe shot there?

3656
03:03:51,160 --> 03:03:51,900
Not yet,

3657
03:03:52,160 --> 03:03:53,340
but he might have

3658
03:03:53,340 --> 03:03:54,060
some information

3659
03:03:54,060 --> 03:03:55,420
soon pertaining

3660
03:03:55,420 --> 03:03:56,380
to any sort of

3661
03:03:56,380 --> 03:03:56,960
demonic

3662
03:03:56,960 --> 03:03:58,240
slash

3663
03:03:58,240 --> 03:04:00,020
disgusting

3664
03:04:00,020 --> 03:04:00,920
presences on

3665
03:04:00,920 --> 03:04:01,420
the screen.

3666
03:04:01,580 --> 03:04:02,380
I don't want to

3667
03:04:02,380 --> 03:04:03,580
insult our guy

3668
03:04:03,580 --> 03:04:03,880
here,

3669
03:04:04,000 --> 03:04:04,660
Rot Face,

3670
03:04:05,540 --> 03:04:06,180
who seems like

3671
03:04:06,180 --> 03:04:06,940
a pleasurable,

3672
03:04:07,220 --> 03:04:08,220
amenable chap

3673
03:04:08,220 --> 03:04:10,380
who isn't

3674
03:04:10,380 --> 03:04:11,160
scamming us

3675
03:04:11,160 --> 03:04:11,940
at all

3676
03:04:11,940 --> 03:04:13,100
for information

3677
03:04:13,100 --> 03:04:14,040
for bottle caps.

3678
03:04:14,040 --> 03:04:23,180
Sounds good.

3679
03:04:23,180 --> 03:04:23,680
And when I say

3680
03:04:23,680 --> 03:04:24,340
underground,

3681
03:04:24,960 --> 03:04:25,940
that's their word

3682
03:04:25,940 --> 03:04:26,520
I'm using.

3683
03:04:26,860 --> 03:04:27,800
Not my own.

3684
03:04:28,460 --> 03:04:29,460
I got more

3685
03:04:29,460 --> 03:04:30,140
where that came from.

3686
03:04:30,140 --> 03:04:30,940
Not my own.

3687
03:04:32,020 --> 03:04:32,900
Yeah, go on.

3688
03:04:32,900 --> 03:04:34,880
I heard something

3689
03:04:34,880 --> 03:04:35,580
about a town

3690
03:04:35,580 --> 03:04:36,240
south of here

3691
03:04:36,240 --> 03:04:37,100
being attacked,

3692
03:04:37,460 --> 03:04:38,300
but details

3693
03:04:38,300 --> 03:04:39,120
are sketchy.

3694
03:04:39,760 --> 03:04:40,700
All I know

3695
03:04:40,700 --> 03:04:41,360
is there haven't

3696
03:04:41,360 --> 03:04:42,240
been any refugees

3697
03:04:42,240 --> 03:04:43,280
showing up here,

3698
03:04:43,860 --> 03:04:44,440
which means

3699
03:04:44,440 --> 03:04:45,240
either the attack

3700
03:04:45,240 --> 03:04:46,240
wasn't too bad,

3701
03:04:46,720 --> 03:04:47,400
or it was

3702
03:04:47,400 --> 03:04:47,940
very,

3703
03:04:48,320 --> 03:04:49,200
very bad.

3704
03:04:49,520 --> 03:04:50,600
What do you say?

3705
03:04:51,120 --> 03:04:52,060
Want another tip?

3706
03:04:52,420 --> 03:04:53,420
Ah, fucking cool.

3707
03:04:53,880 --> 03:04:54,480
Why not?

3708
03:04:54,820 --> 03:04:55,540
The Omertas,

3709
03:04:55,920 --> 03:04:57,000
one of Mr. House's

3710
03:04:57,000 --> 03:04:57,780
three families,

3711
03:04:58,260 --> 03:04:58,960
run a casino

3712
03:04:58,960 --> 03:05:00,040
called Gamora

3713
03:05:00,040 --> 03:05:00,820
on the strip.

3714
03:05:01,600 --> 03:05:02,140
If you thought

3715
03:05:02,140 --> 03:05:02,740
the Wrangler

3716
03:05:02,740 --> 03:05:03,340
was something,

3717
03:05:03,840 --> 03:05:05,100
you owe it to yourself

3718
03:05:05,100 --> 03:05:06,040
to go there.

3719
03:05:06,480 --> 03:05:07,480
What do you say?

3720
03:05:08,040 --> 03:05:08,560
Want another tip?

3721
03:05:08,560 --> 03:05:09,820
Thomas Flynn,

3722
03:05:10,220 --> 03:05:11,160
thank you very much.

3723
03:05:11,280 --> 03:05:12,020
I'm gonna just

3724
03:05:12,020 --> 03:05:13,440
ease off on the

3725
03:05:13,440 --> 03:05:15,120
advice tips here

3726
03:05:15,120 --> 03:05:16,400
from Rotface

3727
03:05:16,400 --> 03:05:17,460
because it seems like

3728
03:05:17,460 --> 03:05:18,360
he could go all night,

3729
03:05:18,780 --> 03:05:19,060
but I mean,

3730
03:05:19,120 --> 03:05:20,320
it's only one cap.

3731
03:05:22,100 --> 03:05:22,900
Thank you very much.

3732
03:05:23,000 --> 03:05:23,880
Can you wish

3733
03:05:23,880 --> 03:05:25,660
the Barnes Minister,

3734
03:05:26,160 --> 03:05:27,400
can you wish my partner

3735
03:05:27,400 --> 03:05:28,640
Christina happy birthday,

3736
03:05:28,740 --> 03:05:29,320
happy birthday,

3737
03:05:29,480 --> 03:05:30,420
Christina Tom?

3738
03:05:31,380 --> 03:05:32,220
Happy birthday,

3739
03:05:32,460 --> 03:05:33,600
Christina Tom.

3740
03:05:35,220 --> 03:05:36,480
And none other

3741
03:05:36,480 --> 03:05:37,880
than Emily

3742
03:05:37,880 --> 03:05:39,120
O'Dwyer.

3743
03:05:40,000 --> 03:05:41,180
Thank you very much

3744
03:05:41,180 --> 03:05:41,820
there for the tip,

3745
03:05:41,940 --> 03:05:42,100
you said,

3746
03:05:42,160 --> 03:05:42,820
could we get a

3747
03:05:42,820 --> 03:05:43,680
Boone and

3748
03:05:43,680 --> 03:05:45,640
Rockface podcast?

3749
03:05:46,600 --> 03:05:46,800
Well,

3750
03:05:46,840 --> 03:05:47,260
we could,

3751
03:05:47,400 --> 03:05:47,600
Emily,

3752
03:05:47,760 --> 03:05:48,620
only this fella

3753
03:05:48,620 --> 03:05:49,220
is called

3754
03:05:49,220 --> 03:05:50,120
Rotface,

3755
03:05:50,680 --> 03:05:51,060
not,

3756
03:05:51,160 --> 03:05:51,620
as you could say,

3757
03:05:51,720 --> 03:05:52,600
Rockface.

3758
03:05:53,440 --> 03:05:53,920
Maybe,

3759
03:05:54,100 --> 03:05:54,960
I'm missing something,

3760
03:05:55,060 --> 03:05:56,060
maybe that's a spoiler,

3761
03:05:56,580 --> 03:05:57,160
and we're actually

3762
03:05:57,160 --> 03:05:57,840
gonna see someone

3763
03:05:57,840 --> 03:05:58,560
who has a face

3764
03:05:58,560 --> 03:05:59,200
of a rock

3765
03:05:59,200 --> 03:05:59,840
in the future,

3766
03:05:59,840 --> 03:06:00,440
I'm not sure.

3767
03:06:00,900 --> 03:06:01,620
Let's just ask him

3768
03:06:01,620 --> 03:06:02,900
for one more tip here.

3769
03:06:03,060 --> 03:06:03,720
Thank you very much

3770
03:06:03,720 --> 03:06:04,120
for the tip,

3771
03:06:04,120 --> 03:06:04,420
you're letting me.

3772
03:06:04,420 --> 03:06:05,600
I generally fall into

3773
03:06:05,600 --> 03:06:07,140
one of two categories.

3774
03:06:07,740 --> 03:06:08,620
Those who've been here

3775
03:06:08,620 --> 03:06:09,380
all their lives

3776
03:06:09,380 --> 03:06:10,760
call themselves locals.

3777
03:06:11,440 --> 03:06:12,920
When people from the NCR

3778
03:06:12,920 --> 03:06:13,700
and other places

3779
03:06:13,700 --> 03:06:14,340
fell,

3780
03:06:15,020 --> 03:06:16,500
what do you say?

3781
03:06:16,720 --> 03:06:17,000
Nah.

3782
03:06:17,820 --> 03:06:18,700
Another time,

3783
03:06:18,760 --> 03:06:18,980
man,

3784
03:06:19,020 --> 03:06:19,340
see ya.

3785
03:06:19,760 --> 03:06:20,460
I understand.

3786
03:06:21,160 --> 03:06:21,520
Well,

3787
03:06:21,880 --> 03:06:22,900
have a good day.

3788
03:06:23,480 --> 03:06:24,300
He must have made

3789
03:06:24,300 --> 03:06:25,480
enough bottle caps

3790
03:06:25,480 --> 03:06:25,740
there,

3791
03:06:25,840 --> 03:06:25,960
though,

3792
03:06:26,020 --> 03:06:26,600
to get fucking

3793
03:06:26,600 --> 03:06:28,040
high as a kite

3794
03:06:28,040 --> 03:06:29,280
on jet

3795
03:06:29,280 --> 03:06:31,020
and whatever else.

3796
03:06:31,180 --> 03:06:31,680
Can we sleep

3797
03:06:31,680 --> 03:06:32,260
on a bed here?

3798
03:06:33,000 --> 03:06:33,300
Hopefully,

3799
03:06:33,340 --> 03:06:34,260
we don't get robbed.

3800
03:06:35,520 --> 03:06:36,260
Seven hours

3801
03:06:36,260 --> 03:06:37,100
kip on a fucking

3802
03:06:37,100 --> 03:06:38,480
random mattress.

3803
03:06:42,720 --> 03:06:43,960
Is he still out there?

3804
03:06:44,020 --> 03:06:44,360
He is.

3805
03:06:45,640 --> 03:06:46,080
Jetted,

3806
03:06:46,280 --> 03:06:47,880
jetted off his cabbage.

3807
03:06:50,640 --> 03:06:51,960
Next to Rotface,

3808
03:06:52,360 --> 03:06:53,160
says Red FM,

3809
03:06:53,260 --> 03:06:54,180
what's next to Rotface?

3810
03:06:54,360 --> 03:06:55,260
Do we fucking

3811
03:06:55,260 --> 03:06:56,380
pick something up

3812
03:06:56,380 --> 03:06:56,860
next to him,

3813
03:06:56,920 --> 03:06:57,060
or?

3814
03:07:00,160 --> 03:07:01,360
Rotface runs the hot.

3815
03:07:05,540 --> 03:07:06,140
What's this?

3816
03:07:06,300 --> 03:07:07,660
Mick and Ralphs.

3817
03:07:12,300 --> 03:07:12,700
Dixon.

3818
03:07:13,640 --> 03:07:14,540
We'll talk to you,

3819
03:07:14,580 --> 03:07:14,760
Dixon.

3820
03:07:14,840 --> 03:07:15,780
We might come back later,

3821
03:07:15,900 --> 03:07:16,100
Dixon.

3822
03:07:17,680 --> 03:07:18,500
We'll talk to you.

3823
03:07:18,540 --> 03:07:19,620
Look at this situation.

3824
03:07:19,760 --> 03:07:20,700
Your man's still dead.

3825
03:07:21,780 --> 03:07:22,100
Fire.

3826
03:07:22,560 --> 03:07:23,000
Freeside.

3827
03:07:23,040 --> 03:07:23,400
thug.

3828
03:07:23,400 --> 03:07:24,100
I thought it said

3829
03:07:24,100 --> 03:07:25,380
fireside thug.

3830
03:07:26,720 --> 03:07:27,380
Like a thug

3831
03:07:27,380 --> 03:07:28,700
who just hung out

3832
03:07:28,700 --> 03:07:29,900
by the fireside

3833
03:07:29,900 --> 03:07:30,380
at night,

3834
03:07:30,460 --> 03:07:31,360
but it's not that way.

3835
03:07:35,880 --> 03:07:37,100
If you're looking for guns,

3836
03:07:37,240 --> 03:07:37,840
talk to Mick.

3837
03:07:38,200 --> 03:07:38,520
Otherwise,

3838
03:07:38,720 --> 03:07:39,560
I've got a nice selection

3839
03:07:39,560 --> 03:07:40,520
of general supply.

3840
03:07:43,020 --> 03:07:44,260
Watch you hang up there.

3841
03:07:44,260 --> 03:07:45,260
Take a gander.

3842
03:07:47,640 --> 03:07:51,800
I'll take a baseball glove off you there.

3843
03:07:51,800 --> 03:07:54,480
I would like some junk food.

3844
03:07:56,200 --> 03:07:57,040
A scotch.

3845
03:07:59,440 --> 03:08:01,400
Any books or anything

3846
03:08:01,400 --> 03:08:03,080
that can improve my brain.

3847
03:08:10,080 --> 03:08:12,840
Scrap electronic container of chlorine.

3848
03:08:15,600 --> 03:08:16,540
Not happening.

3849
03:08:16,540 --> 03:08:17,440
I'm not going anywhere.

3850
03:08:17,440 --> 03:08:17,660
Nope.

3851
03:08:18,100 --> 03:08:18,460
Accept.

3852
03:08:25,940 --> 03:08:26,260
Freeside.

3853
03:08:26,300 --> 03:08:26,920
Who's the king?

3854
03:08:26,920 --> 03:08:28,460
If you haven't heard of the king,

3855
03:08:28,960 --> 03:08:30,960
he must have been living under a rock or something.

3856
03:08:31,600 --> 03:08:33,600
The king has his boys all over Freeside.

3857
03:08:34,060 --> 03:08:35,380
He controls the water pump

3858
03:08:35,380 --> 03:08:36,880
and is essentially the go-to guy

3859
03:08:36,880 --> 03:08:38,020
for what goes around here.

3860
03:08:40,080 --> 03:08:42,100
They're the local energy weapon dealers

3861
03:08:42,100 --> 03:08:42,840
in Freeside.

3862
03:08:43,040 --> 03:08:44,680
When it comes to lasers and plasma,

3863
03:08:44,940 --> 03:08:46,140
they're the only game in town.

3864
03:08:46,400 --> 03:08:47,380
They keep it that way.

3865
03:08:47,960 --> 03:08:50,260
Gloria's men are the best armed in Freeside

3866
03:08:50,260 --> 03:08:51,340
and ruthless to boot.

3867
03:08:51,960 --> 03:08:52,680
But her brother,

3868
03:08:53,000 --> 03:08:54,140
Jean-Baptiste Cutting,

3869
03:08:54,780 --> 03:08:55,860
puts them all to shame.

3870
03:08:59,480 --> 03:09:01,820
Their joint is the only place in Freeside

3871
03:09:01,820 --> 03:09:03,520
to get it all under one roof.

3872
03:09:04,020 --> 03:09:05,300
They've got gambling, booze,

3873
03:09:05,480 --> 03:09:06,320
chems, and whores.

3874
03:09:06,840 --> 03:09:07,880
They're good folks,

3875
03:09:08,020 --> 03:09:09,960
chems, and whores.

3876
03:09:10,820 --> 03:09:11,900
Thank you very much,

3877
03:09:12,000 --> 03:09:12,680
cozy boy.

3878
03:09:13,680 --> 03:09:15,260
I'd like to talk about something else.

3879
03:09:15,260 --> 03:09:16,240
Anything else I can help you with?

3880
03:09:18,440 --> 03:09:19,620
Chems, and whores.

3881
03:09:20,480 --> 03:09:21,420
Thanks for stopping in.

3882
03:09:22,600 --> 03:09:23,940
He seems to know his way around the block.

3883
03:09:23,960 --> 03:09:25,680
He seems to know his way around the block.

3884
03:09:25,760 --> 03:09:26,200
How about you?

3885
03:09:26,500 --> 03:09:27,180
How about you?

3886
03:09:27,940 --> 03:09:28,580
Geigle boy,

3887
03:09:28,700 --> 03:09:31,040
thank you very much for the tip.

3888
03:09:31,600 --> 03:09:33,500
Just let me know if anything catches your eye.

3889
03:09:34,000 --> 03:09:35,040
Mick is after him.

3890
03:09:35,040 --> 03:09:35,560
Welcome to Mick and Ralph's.

3891
03:09:35,720 --> 03:09:36,640
If you need guns,

3892
03:09:36,900 --> 03:09:37,640
I'm your man.

3893
03:09:37,640 --> 03:09:40,220
For general supplies and other services,

3894
03:09:40,500 --> 03:09:41,500
see my partner Ralph.

3895
03:09:42,700 --> 03:09:43,060
Okay.

3896
03:09:43,940 --> 03:09:44,420
Uh,

3897
03:09:44,640 --> 03:09:47,180
could you repair stuff?

3898
03:09:47,380 --> 03:09:48,420
Is this what guns?

3899
03:09:48,620 --> 03:09:49,060
Yeah, yeah.

3900
03:09:49,160 --> 03:09:49,400
Sure.

3901
03:09:49,640 --> 03:09:50,580
Let's see what you've got.

3902
03:09:55,700 --> 03:09:56,400
He's not,

3903
03:09:56,520 --> 03:09:58,280
he's not repairing any of this stuff for me,

3904
03:09:58,320 --> 03:09:58,400
no?

3905
03:10:04,400 --> 03:10:07,320
Is that because I don't have enough money?

3906
03:10:07,320 --> 03:10:09,680
Oh my God.

3907
03:10:09,780 --> 03:10:10,700
I only have 41.

3908
03:10:10,700 --> 03:10:13,420
I thought I had a thousand caps at some stage.

3909
03:10:13,680 --> 03:10:18,020
I need to make some big time money in a big time way fast.

3910
03:10:24,260 --> 03:10:26,620
things were better when the Omertas were buying.

3911
03:10:26,620 --> 03:10:27,040
How many?

3912
03:10:27,040 --> 03:10:29,600
I thought I was only given rock base one cap.

3913
03:10:29,600 --> 03:10:30,040
One cap.

3914
03:10:30,040 --> 03:10:30,860
Keep things running.

3915
03:10:32,560 --> 03:10:35,680
I thought he only took one fucking cap.

3916
03:10:37,500 --> 03:10:38,340
Per tip.

3917
03:10:39,320 --> 03:10:39,940
Okay, yeah.

3918
03:10:44,520 --> 03:10:47,080
I wasn't giving him a thousand a pop,

3919
03:10:47,160 --> 03:10:47,300
no?

3920
03:10:50,640 --> 03:10:51,380
It's a bug.

3921
03:10:51,460 --> 03:10:52,200
It's a hundred caps.

3922
03:10:52,320 --> 03:10:53,120
Fuck off.

3923
03:11:00,200 --> 03:11:01,220
Oh my God.

3924
03:11:02,380 --> 03:11:04,480
So do I kill rock base now for,

3925
03:11:04,640 --> 03:11:05,740
and take the money off him,

3926
03:11:05,840 --> 03:11:06,680
or would that be bad?

3927
03:11:16,120 --> 03:11:17,020
That's the thing.

3928
03:11:17,160 --> 03:11:18,180
I have no idea.

3929
03:11:18,500 --> 03:11:20,460
They just stopped buying guns all of a sudden.

3930
03:11:20,980 --> 03:11:21,980
If you hear anything,

3931
03:11:22,120 --> 03:11:22,720
let me know.

3932
03:11:23,600 --> 03:11:24,780
Who'd have thought rock,

3933
03:11:24,980 --> 03:11:29,340
the man called rock face turned out to be a bit of a fucking stinker.

3934
03:11:29,340 --> 03:11:30,580
Will do.

3935
03:11:30,920 --> 03:11:31,240
Anything.

3936
03:11:35,500 --> 03:11:35,900
Why?

3937
03:11:36,360 --> 03:11:37,660
Do you work for one of the casinos?

3938
03:11:39,480 --> 03:11:40,100
In that case,

3939
03:11:40,760 --> 03:11:41,140
follow me.

3940
03:11:41,140 --> 03:11:41,560
Follow me.

3941
03:11:41,840 --> 03:11:42,180
Nice.

3942
03:11:45,480 --> 03:11:49,300
The fucking wall just turned into a hidden zone.

3943
03:11:49,300 --> 03:11:52,780
A polite society is an armed society.

3944
03:11:53,760 --> 03:11:54,060
I mean,

3945
03:11:54,120 --> 03:11:56,080
I don't have any money to buy anything here,

3946
03:11:56,100 --> 03:11:56,420
but I mean,

3947
03:11:56,720 --> 03:11:58,180
let's just see what this guy has,

3948
03:11:58,260 --> 03:11:59,280
what he's rocking.

3949
03:12:01,040 --> 03:12:01,260
Yeah,

3950
03:12:01,260 --> 03:12:02,300
he's got some nice stuff.

3951
03:12:03,520 --> 03:12:03,960
Yeah,

3952
03:12:04,020 --> 03:12:04,600
we'll be back.

3953
03:12:05,460 --> 03:12:06,300
We'll be back.

3954
03:12:07,500 --> 03:12:07,940
Thanks.

3955
03:12:11,940 --> 03:12:13,500
Sell him all the extra cash,

3956
03:12:13,640 --> 03:12:14,180
says Jake.

3957
03:12:18,600 --> 03:12:19,600
Welcome back.

3958
03:12:19,600 --> 03:12:19,600
Welcome back.

3959
03:12:24,980 --> 03:12:25,480
Like I owe.

3960
03:12:26,480 --> 03:12:27,640
So sell him what?

3961
03:12:30,260 --> 03:12:30,540
Uh,

3962
03:12:30,840 --> 03:12:31,560
Aferl,

3963
03:12:31,760 --> 03:12:32,200
aid,

3964
03:12:33,200 --> 03:12:34,420
misc.

3965
03:12:37,260 --> 03:12:37,740
Dollars,

3966
03:12:37,860 --> 03:12:38,240
what are the,

3967
03:12:38,460 --> 03:12:39,160
pre-war money,

3968
03:12:39,260 --> 03:12:39,500
is it?

3969
03:12:40,640 --> 03:12:41,240
All of that.

3970
03:12:46,120 --> 03:12:46,980
NCR dollars.

3971
03:12:47,180 --> 03:12:48,320
Do I even have them on me,

3972
03:12:48,360 --> 03:12:51,340
or did I put them into my foot locker back in Novac?

3973
03:12:52,840 --> 03:12:53,080
Oh,

3974
03:12:53,240 --> 03:12:53,600
NCR.

3975
03:12:53,760 --> 03:12:53,900
Okay,

3976
03:12:54,020 --> 03:12:54,800
so sell all that,

3977
03:12:54,880 --> 03:12:55,520
sell all that.

3978
03:12:57,840 --> 03:12:58,140
That.

3979
03:12:58,700 --> 03:12:59,020
And then,

3980
03:12:59,840 --> 03:13:00,960
okay is A.

3981
03:13:08,640 --> 03:13:09,040
Cigarettes.

3982
03:13:09,040 --> 03:13:09,100
Cigarettes.

3983
03:13:09,100 --> 03:13:24,220
Tell him the baseball glove.

3984
03:13:24,300 --> 03:13:25,520
I knew that would come in handy.

3985
03:13:28,340 --> 03:13:28,860
What?

3986
03:13:30,280 --> 03:13:30,820
Wait.

3987
03:13:31,080 --> 03:13:31,500
No.

3988
03:13:31,980 --> 03:13:32,420
Stop.

3989
03:13:32,980 --> 03:13:33,640
Don't finish.

3990
03:13:33,820 --> 03:13:34,120
What?

3991
03:13:34,920 --> 03:13:35,720
What's going on, man?

3992
03:13:38,720 --> 03:13:39,580
What's going on?

3993
03:13:44,720 --> 03:13:45,860
He only has 80.

3994
03:13:46,200 --> 03:13:46,600
Okay,

3995
03:13:46,700 --> 03:13:47,320
so you can

3996
03:13:47,320 --> 03:13:49,420
accidentally sell someone

3997
03:13:49,420 --> 03:13:50,200
all your shit,

3998
03:13:50,280 --> 03:13:51,740
even though they only have 80 caps.

3999
03:13:54,800 --> 03:13:55,300
Christ.

4000
03:13:58,620 --> 03:13:59,240
We can

4001
03:13:59,240 --> 03:14:00,160
cancel that.

4002
03:14:05,960 --> 03:14:07,800
We just need to find someone

4003
03:14:07,800 --> 03:14:10,420
who has a lot of money on them.

4004
03:14:12,880 --> 03:14:13,640
Not Ralph.

4005
03:14:13,760 --> 03:14:14,540
Is this Ralph here?

4006
03:14:14,540 --> 03:14:15,480
Good day.

4007
03:14:16,040 --> 03:14:16,380
Hey,

4008
03:14:16,540 --> 03:14:17,260
what can I get you?

4009
03:14:19,600 --> 03:14:20,540
Take a gander.

4010
03:14:21,540 --> 03:14:22,560
He's got a nice,

4011
03:14:22,720 --> 03:14:24,280
he's got 413 caps,

4012
03:14:24,380 --> 03:14:24,860
so that'll do.

4013
03:14:25,940 --> 03:14:26,140
Okay.

4014
03:14:26,960 --> 03:14:27,360
Then,

4015
03:14:27,500 --> 03:14:28,000
NCR.

4016
03:14:28,580 --> 03:14:29,240
So you need to

4017
03:14:29,240 --> 03:14:31,400
take note of how many caps he has.

4018
03:14:32,300 --> 03:14:33,580
How come it doesn't let you know?

4019
03:14:33,680 --> 03:14:33,800
Yeah,

4020
03:14:33,860 --> 03:14:34,380
it says you're there,

4021
03:14:34,440 --> 03:14:34,880
96.

4022
03:14:35,200 --> 03:14:35,460
Okay,

4023
03:14:35,520 --> 03:14:35,740
okay,

4024
03:14:35,880 --> 03:14:36,040
yeah.

4025
03:14:37,020 --> 03:14:37,360
Okay,

4026
03:14:37,540 --> 03:14:37,740
yeah,

4027
03:14:37,860 --> 03:14:38,060
yeah,

4028
03:14:38,140 --> 03:14:38,360
yeah,

4029
03:14:38,360 --> 03:14:38,600
yeah,

4030
03:14:38,600 --> 03:14:38,800
yeah,

4031
03:14:38,800 --> 03:14:39,020
yeah.

4032
03:14:39,420 --> 03:14:39,920
Fair enough.

4033
03:14:41,500 --> 03:14:42,240
Then we go

4034
03:14:42,240 --> 03:14:43,060
to cigarettes

4035
03:14:43,060 --> 03:14:43,760
and shite.

4036
03:14:43,960 --> 03:14:44,760
Sell him a glove,

4037
03:14:44,900 --> 03:14:45,820
that baseball glove.

4038
03:14:45,960 --> 03:14:46,560
It's getting sold.

4039
03:14:47,460 --> 03:14:47,860
Cigarette.

4040
03:14:48,300 --> 03:14:48,660
Sold.

4041
03:14:50,180 --> 03:14:50,960
Free war money.

4042
03:14:51,180 --> 03:14:51,500
Sold.

4043
03:14:51,500 --> 03:14:52,500
Sold.

4044
03:15:01,920 --> 03:15:03,100
Energy cell.

4045
03:15:03,220 --> 03:15:04,240
I need that.

4046
03:15:05,240 --> 03:15:08,240
I need that.

4047
03:15:08,240 --> 03:15:21,800
blue moon.

4048
03:15:21,800 --> 03:15:22,440
Blue moon.

4049
03:15:26,020 --> 03:15:27,140
That's okay anyway.

4050
03:15:27,260 --> 03:15:28,300
We'll just do that for now.

4051
03:15:28,420 --> 03:15:28,920
Except,

4052
03:15:29,880 --> 03:15:31,360
sell your varmint rifle.

4053
03:15:31,460 --> 03:15:31,700
why?

4054
03:15:31,980 --> 03:15:33,280
I thought that's a good gun

4055
03:15:33,280 --> 03:15:34,220
to have.

4056
03:15:34,280 --> 03:15:35,060
I wouldn't want to...

4057
03:15:39,060 --> 03:15:41,100
Nice profit on that glove,

4058
03:15:41,200 --> 03:15:41,380
man.

4059
03:15:45,420 --> 03:15:46,560
Just head to the king.

4060
03:15:46,680 --> 03:15:48,020
He'll fast track you to the strip.

4061
03:15:48,140 --> 03:15:49,060
The quest is decent.

4062
03:15:49,480 --> 03:15:49,680
Okay.

4063
03:15:57,340 --> 03:16:01,580
Will you be rewetting the bonds,

4064
03:16:01,740 --> 03:16:01,960
Minister?

4065
03:16:01,960 --> 03:16:02,400
Minister.

4066
03:16:02,920 --> 03:16:03,900
Pepsi Scrolls.

4067
03:16:03,900 --> 03:16:04,560
Thank you very much.

4068
03:16:04,640 --> 03:16:06,120
If Stuart Traffé was doing a stream,

4069
03:16:06,280 --> 03:16:07,120
what would you ask him?

4070
03:16:07,560 --> 03:16:08,200
I'd ask him,

4071
03:16:08,320 --> 03:16:10,420
what episode do you recommend for tonight?

4072
03:16:10,520 --> 03:16:12,580
Because I'd like to watch an episode

4073
03:16:12,580 --> 03:16:14,100
of, uh,

4074
03:16:14,640 --> 03:16:15,260
Crons

4075
03:16:15,260 --> 03:16:17,240
or

4076
03:16:17,240 --> 03:16:19,540
Net Cafe.

4077
03:16:20,820 --> 03:16:22,160
Maybe like an early,

4078
03:16:22,320 --> 03:16:23,660
season one Net Cafe,

4079
03:16:23,860 --> 03:16:25,240
where they're in that cafe

4080
03:16:25,240 --> 03:16:26,540
that's not Cybersmith.

4081
03:16:27,340 --> 03:16:27,660
You know?

4082
03:16:28,280 --> 03:16:29,300
That's what I'd ask.

4083
03:16:32,820 --> 03:16:33,720
Atari ST.

4084
03:16:34,120 --> 03:16:35,700
Is that an episode there,

4085
03:16:35,760 --> 03:16:35,920
Jimmy?

4086
03:16:36,040 --> 03:16:36,260
Is it?

4087
03:16:50,760 --> 03:16:52,300
Another satisfied customer.

4088
03:16:53,680 --> 03:16:54,080
Good luck.

4089
03:16:54,280 --> 03:16:55,080
Come back anytime.

4090
03:16:55,960 --> 03:16:57,020
What level am I at?

4091
03:16:57,200 --> 03:16:57,720
Let's have a look.

4092
03:16:59,240 --> 03:16:59,600
Data.

4093
03:17:00,240 --> 03:17:00,680
Stats.

4094
03:17:01,940 --> 03:17:02,760
Level eight.

4095
03:17:07,100 --> 03:17:09,520
I haven't put in any console command stone.

4096
03:17:10,300 --> 03:17:11,520
I'm playing it safe.

4097
03:17:12,180 --> 03:17:13,100
I'm playing it nice.

4098
03:17:14,760 --> 03:17:16,860
Will you be rewetting your face,

4099
03:17:16,980 --> 03:17:17,340
Minister?

4100
03:17:19,120 --> 03:17:19,920
Face rot.

4101
03:17:23,120 --> 03:17:24,760
So, let's just see.

4102
03:17:24,760 --> 03:17:25,840
We need to go to King,

4103
03:17:25,920 --> 03:17:26,980
wherever the fuck King is.

4104
03:17:27,340 --> 03:17:27,740
Data.

4105
03:17:27,980 --> 03:17:28,700
World map.

4106
03:17:28,700 --> 03:17:28,820
Data.

4107
03:17:28,820 --> 03:17:28,820
World map.

4108
03:17:31,280 --> 03:17:37,560
The weird web.

4109
03:17:37,560 --> 03:17:48,080
The weird web is a banger.

4110
03:17:48,080 --> 03:17:49,440
Season one, episode 17.

4111
03:17:49,440 --> 03:17:50,880
Yeah, okay.

4112
03:17:51,020 --> 03:17:52,360
So, maybe the weird web.

4113
03:17:52,440 --> 03:17:53,400
I think we've seen it though.

4114
03:17:53,400 --> 03:17:54,880
Thanks, Gar there.

4115
03:17:55,000 --> 03:17:56,600
I mean, I'm really appreciating there.

4116
03:17:56,720 --> 03:17:58,480
Somebody's recommended.

4117
03:17:59,760 --> 03:18:04,220
And Jimmy has a good with two lads looking like Boris Becker and Bobby Sands in it.

4118
03:18:04,360 --> 03:18:05,440
That was interesting enough.

4119
03:18:05,920 --> 03:18:06,660
Atari ST.

4120
03:18:08,660 --> 03:18:09,060
Cool.

4121
03:18:11,380 --> 03:18:12,720
Free side starts to navigate.

4122
03:18:12,860 --> 03:18:13,960
Where's the King though, lads?

4123
03:18:14,060 --> 03:18:18,300
The King is in the school of impersonation, which is in the next area of free side.

4124
03:18:21,300 --> 03:18:25,600
I watched one of the computer bowl episodes there and it was good, yeah.

4125
03:18:26,700 --> 03:18:31,080
I mean, it was Stuart Shafee and Bill Gates reading the fucking questions.

4126
03:18:37,920 --> 03:18:38,920
What the fuck's that?

4127
03:18:38,920 --> 03:18:40,460
He seems to know his way around the block.

4128
03:18:40,960 --> 03:18:43,820
Owen McIntyre, thank you very much for your tip.

4129
03:18:43,860 --> 03:18:45,020
Big shout out to Jason.

4130
03:18:45,340 --> 03:18:45,700
He seems to know his way...

4131
03:18:45,700 --> 03:18:47,620
On getting the jobs done in the dam.

4132
03:18:48,100 --> 03:18:50,100
Wallet was emptied along with the bag.

4133
03:18:50,560 --> 03:18:51,140
Great stuff.

4134
03:18:52,760 --> 03:18:53,620
But, yeah.

4135
03:18:54,340 --> 03:18:55,480
Hope he had a great time.

4136
03:18:55,640 --> 03:18:58,180
We've got stuff we're not even allowed to sell, people.

4137
03:18:58,560 --> 03:18:59,780
Only at Nick and Rob.

4138
03:19:07,160 --> 03:19:09,460
The next area of free side.

4139
03:19:09,820 --> 03:19:12,480
So, two different areas of free side, is there?

4140
03:19:13,720 --> 03:19:15,240
We go to the next gate.

4141
03:19:16,140 --> 03:19:17,540
Turn around and go through the blue bus.

4142
03:19:17,540 --> 03:19:18,060
Look.

4143
03:19:28,340 --> 03:19:29,700
Look.

4144
03:19:32,340 --> 03:19:34,740
Rot faces back at the hostel there.

4145
03:19:36,020 --> 03:19:37,560
Look at this fucking teddy boy.

4146
03:19:37,920 --> 03:19:38,320
Hey there.

4147
03:19:40,500 --> 03:19:41,640
Wanna get lucky?

4148
03:19:42,040 --> 03:19:42,940
Head on down to the...

4149
03:19:42,940 --> 03:19:45,340
Fucking Goro.

4150
03:19:46,080 --> 03:19:46,860
Hey, bro.

4151
03:19:46,860 --> 03:20:00,000
It's getting dodgy, isn't it?

4152
03:20:02,640 --> 03:20:04,760
It's getting dodgy.

4153
03:20:09,460 --> 03:20:11,180
Chem's and whores are after you.

4154
03:20:11,460 --> 03:20:12,540
Nice people, too.

4155
03:20:12,540 --> 03:20:17,180
Evening.

4156
03:20:20,060 --> 03:20:21,500
Welcome to the Silver Rush.

4157
03:20:21,820 --> 03:20:24,520
New Vegas' best source of laser and plasma weapons.

4158
03:20:30,980 --> 03:20:31,880
Okay, King.

4159
03:20:31,980 --> 03:20:33,160
Where the fuck is King now?

4160
03:20:34,320 --> 03:20:35,580
Quick save before going in.

4161
03:20:35,620 --> 03:20:36,660
We're going to that place, do we?

4162
03:20:36,660 --> 03:20:36,660
Okay.

4163
03:20:36,660 --> 03:20:36,660
Okay.

4164
03:20:36,660 --> 03:20:51,940
Search away.

4165
03:20:51,940 --> 03:20:53,200
It should only take a moment.

4166
03:20:53,560 --> 03:20:54,360
Oh, maybe not.

4167
03:20:54,620 --> 03:20:55,800
I've stole all of the weapons.

4168
03:20:56,060 --> 03:20:56,660
Clear to enter.

4169
03:20:57,060 --> 03:20:59,300
When you leave, I'll hand them all back to you.

4170
03:20:59,540 --> 03:20:59,820
Okay.

4171
03:21:00,740 --> 03:21:01,740
So, uh...

4172
03:21:01,740 --> 03:21:04,140
This is a waste of time going into here.

4173
03:21:04,140 --> 03:21:06,360
You'll have to wait until it's over.

4174
03:21:08,020 --> 03:21:09,900
Mr. Soren, please get to the point.

4175
03:21:10,420 --> 03:21:13,240
The second half of your payment is late and I want to know why.

4176
03:21:13,940 --> 03:21:19,080
Miss Van Graaff, my associates and I have decided that we wish to renegotiate the terms of our deal.

4177
03:21:20,140 --> 03:21:21,760
Might I ask for what reason?

4178
03:21:22,320 --> 03:21:23,540
The shipment was delivered.

4179
03:21:23,960 --> 03:21:25,980
The guns were tested before leaving this facility.

4180
03:21:26,700 --> 03:21:29,600
Regardless, we feel that the quality of the weapons is below expectation.

4181
03:21:29,600 --> 03:21:30,940
It's okay, Paddy the champagne.

4182
03:21:31,120 --> 03:21:32,540
I wasn't even using them anyway.

4183
03:21:33,620 --> 03:21:33,900
Ah.

4184
03:21:34,440 --> 03:21:36,340
I think I understand what the issue here is.

4185
03:21:36,340 --> 03:21:36,940
Fuck, he's that is.

4186
03:21:38,240 --> 03:21:39,500
Excuse me for a moment.

4187
03:21:39,900 --> 03:21:40,260
Would you?

4188
03:21:41,320 --> 03:21:41,820
Do it.

4189
03:21:42,960 --> 03:21:43,640
Do it.

4190
03:21:44,640 --> 03:21:47,020
Never break faith with the Van Graaffs, Mr.

4191
03:21:47,020 --> 03:21:50,520
I expect you'll have the rest of our payment ready tomorrow morning.

4192
03:21:53,520 --> 03:21:54,520
Okay, everyone.

4193
03:21:54,900 --> 03:21:55,480
Show's over.

4194
03:21:55,820 --> 03:21:56,560
Back to work.

4195
03:21:57,360 --> 03:21:58,840
We've got a quest off these lads.

4196
03:21:59,140 --> 03:22:03,340
Welcome to the Silver Rush, where only top of the line energy weapons can be found.

4197
03:22:03,960 --> 03:22:04,920
What can I do for you?

4198
03:22:07,060 --> 03:22:07,520
Fucking...

4199
03:22:08,320 --> 03:22:09,760
Any work going?

4200
03:22:10,240 --> 03:22:12,780
It just so happens a position opened up recently.

4201
03:22:13,440 --> 03:22:16,440
We currently need another body to guard the entrance outside.

4202
03:22:16,840 --> 03:22:17,800
Think you can handle that?

4203
03:22:20,680 --> 03:22:21,120
Wonderful.

4204
03:22:21,120 --> 03:22:21,700
No problem.

4205
03:22:21,700 --> 03:22:23,320
I already have a man outside.

4206
03:22:23,400 --> 03:22:25,100
He can show you the ropes and get you set up.

4207
03:22:25,360 --> 03:22:26,100
His name is Simon.

4208
03:22:26,660 --> 03:22:28,120
He's been with the family for years.

4209
03:22:28,460 --> 03:22:31,140
So listen to what he says and follow his instructions.

4210
03:22:33,200 --> 03:22:36,280
I'm on the phone with every f***ing studio at night.

4211
03:22:36,780 --> 03:22:37,780
Producers.

4212
03:22:39,360 --> 03:22:40,200
Producers.

4213
03:22:41,300 --> 03:22:42,700
Patrick Cassidy.

4214
03:22:43,080 --> 03:22:45,360
Thank you so much.

4215
03:22:46,620 --> 03:22:47,020
Evening.

4216
03:22:47,980 --> 03:22:50,680
So we've just been Jean-Baptiste.

4217
03:22:50,680 --> 03:22:52,640
Talked to Jean-Baptiste Cutting.

4218
03:22:52,900 --> 03:22:55,400
Glory's the one you want to talk to about working for us.

4219
03:22:55,640 --> 03:22:56,900
I just handle the details.

4220
03:23:02,360 --> 03:23:03,280
Welcome back.

4221
03:23:03,680 --> 03:23:04,780
Did you have news for me?

4222
03:23:04,940 --> 03:23:06,180
Or are you just here for the guns?

4223
03:23:07,020 --> 03:23:07,580
Gloria.

4224
03:23:08,580 --> 03:23:09,020
Gloria.

4225
03:23:09,820 --> 03:23:11,560
E-nex Chelsea's day.

4226
03:23:11,560 --> 03:23:18,660
I'd like to see what you have for sale.

4227
03:23:19,060 --> 03:23:19,760
No, no, no, no.

4228
03:23:19,840 --> 03:23:20,580
Ask you some questions.

4229
03:23:20,700 --> 03:23:21,500
No, I'm just browsing.

4230
03:23:21,680 --> 03:23:22,140
Thank you.

4231
03:23:22,380 --> 03:23:24,340
Please let me know if anything catches your eye.

4232
03:23:26,620 --> 03:23:30,760
Then we know we've been given a task and that's on our little quest.

4233
03:23:31,340 --> 03:23:32,580
Earth of a feather.

4234
03:23:32,760 --> 03:23:34,700
Go outside and talk to Simon.

4235
03:23:36,400 --> 03:23:37,360
He's out here.

4236
03:23:37,740 --> 03:23:41,480
He'll give us our guns and he'll be able to tell us some more stuff as well.

4237
03:23:47,740 --> 03:23:48,380
That's right.

4238
03:23:48,380 --> 03:24:07,740
We're the classic agnostic guys.

4239
03:24:07,740 --> 03:24:08,240
Um.

4240
03:24:10,380 --> 03:24:10,780
Um.

4241
03:24:11,620 --> 03:24:12,940
Mr. Q the turtle.

4242
03:24:13,040 --> 03:24:13,960
Thank you very much.

4243
03:24:15,460 --> 03:24:16,740
Hope Thomas sounds.

4244
03:24:16,860 --> 03:24:17,740
You say I do too.

4245
03:24:17,820 --> 03:24:21,020
He's being pretty fucking quiet there the last 10 minutes.

4246
03:24:21,240 --> 03:24:21,300
Okay.

4247
03:24:21,580 --> 03:24:22,780
Now let's get you geared up.

4248
03:24:23,080 --> 03:24:23,640
First time.

4249
03:24:26,020 --> 03:24:27,420
Thanks very much there.

4250
03:24:27,520 --> 03:24:29,480
Mr. Q the turtle for the tip.

4251
03:24:30,720 --> 03:24:31,420
Very kind of.

4252
03:24:32,500 --> 03:24:36,520
I think you should just watch an episode of Computer Chronicles now, Francis.

4253
03:24:36,760 --> 03:24:37,280
Kick back.

4254
03:24:37,380 --> 03:24:37,740
Relax.

4255
03:24:40,480 --> 03:24:42,540
Classic agnostic recommendation.

4256
03:24:43,540 --> 03:24:44,340
What's your preference?

4257
03:24:44,720 --> 03:24:45,560
Laser or plasma?

4258
03:24:47,260 --> 03:24:49,500
Laser or plasma?

4259
03:24:49,500 --> 03:24:50,600
What's the difference?

4260
03:24:51,600 --> 03:24:54,400
Lasers have a high rate of fire, but not a lot of stopping power.

4261
03:24:55,080 --> 03:24:58,660
Plasma on the other hand is slow as a mule, but with a kick to match.

4262
03:24:59,380 --> 03:25:00,160
So, what'll it be?

4263
03:25:01,560 --> 03:25:02,800
Probably plasma.

4264
03:25:04,080 --> 03:25:05,580
Nothing wrong with going plasma.

4265
03:25:05,580 --> 03:25:06,680
Maybe blazer.

4266
03:25:06,680 --> 03:25:08,460
Just make sure you hit what you're aiming at.

4267
03:25:08,960 --> 03:25:11,520
Now that you're equipped, quick word on the job at hand.

4268
03:25:11,960 --> 03:25:14,440
In a nutshell, we're here to keep the riffraff away.

4269
03:25:15,300 --> 03:25:18,080
Drunks, punks, and capless vermin are to be turned away.

4270
03:25:18,640 --> 03:25:21,120
Potential customers are to be permitted normal entrance.

4271
03:25:21,980 --> 03:25:24,440
That is, after we pat them down for weapons.

4272
03:25:24,980 --> 03:25:29,100
An unarmed man is a lot less likely to try to steal something with several armed guards around.

4273
03:25:29,100 --> 03:25:33,180
I wonder what does Boone factor into this.

4274
03:25:33,420 --> 03:25:34,320
I don't care if some shit judge you just assaulted your mother.

4275
03:25:34,820 --> 03:25:37,440
We're here to promote violence elsewhere, not start it here.

4276
03:25:37,700 --> 03:25:41,940
Does Boone just hang out at the side and not do any work?

4277
03:25:42,160 --> 03:25:44,100
We're getting paid to stand next to this door.

4278
03:25:44,540 --> 03:25:46,500
And I talk to someone down the street ahead to the casino.

4279
03:25:46,500 --> 03:25:47,300
Like a good guy.

4280
03:25:47,300 --> 03:25:50,820
That goes double for any thoughts of splitting with that gear.

4281
03:25:51,380 --> 03:25:55,020
Every now and then some young punk thinks he can run off with Van Graaff property.

4282
03:25:55,760 --> 03:25:56,320
Trust me.

4283
03:25:56,760 --> 03:25:58,220
The rifle and armor are nice.

4284
03:25:58,720 --> 03:25:59,780
They're not worth your life.

4285
03:26:00,460 --> 03:26:01,940
Other than that, relax.

4286
03:26:02,520 --> 03:26:06,200
There's usually some eye candy coming and going from the Wrangler over there at some point.

4287
03:26:06,620 --> 03:26:07,960
So the view's not too bad.

4288
03:26:08,320 --> 03:26:08,660
Alright.

4289
03:26:11,300 --> 03:26:12,980
Chems and whores are after you.

4290
03:26:13,280 --> 03:26:16,040
I think this should be a great little save point now.

4291
03:26:16,040 --> 03:26:23,020
Where we're going to come back to the game again at some stage.

4292
03:26:23,620 --> 03:26:27,800
And we're a bouncer in a fucking red light district of Vegas.

4293
03:26:28,340 --> 03:26:32,300
And it seems to be an amazing new job.

4294
03:26:32,380 --> 03:26:34,940
An amazing new path for us has been found here.

4295
03:26:36,400 --> 03:26:40,220
But it has to be said that the night is getting on.

4296
03:26:40,720 --> 03:26:44,380
And Stu needs to be brought into the manifold here.

4297
03:26:45,480 --> 03:26:47,660
Matthew, thank you very much for joining us there.

4298
03:26:47,740 --> 03:26:53,880
Steve Madden, I want to say a big thanks to Steve Madden for your tips and tricks and hints there.

4299
03:26:55,580 --> 03:26:57,080
You say best luck on the bouncing.

4300
03:26:57,220 --> 03:27:02,180
The bouncing will have to wait until the next iteration of Fallout New Vegas.

4301
03:27:03,040 --> 03:27:07,000
And I'm going to approach the next iteration not as a quick blast.

4302
03:27:07,300 --> 03:27:09,520
I'm definitely not going to involve Uncle Tisky.

4303
03:27:10,160 --> 03:27:11,980
It's going to probably be a session.

4304
03:27:12,520 --> 03:27:13,940
And it's going to be a real...

4305
03:27:13,940 --> 03:27:16,200
Let's get a load of fucking tasks done.

4306
03:27:16,800 --> 03:27:18,080
I don't know how long that'll be.

4307
03:27:19,220 --> 03:27:21,940
But let me just see if that's saved.

4308
03:27:22,020 --> 03:27:25,860
I'm going to manually save it just for fucking safety.

4309
03:27:31,140 --> 03:27:38,320
Now, let's have a look and see if we can get Stubert in on the situation here.

4310
03:27:40,360 --> 03:27:53,600
I think the Computer Chronicles Atari ST, if I'm not mistaken there, Jimmy, if you are still watching, would be an old one, like an 80s one, which I'm not averse to watching or playing.

4311
03:27:55,220 --> 03:28:05,440
But it might not deliver the same punch that I'm after, which can only, you know, be done with a late 90s episode.

4312
03:28:06,440 --> 03:28:07,700
Due to Chronicles.

4313
03:28:09,580 --> 03:28:18,020
But somebody else was also saying there's a different recommendation for another one in there as well.

4314
03:28:18,020 --> 03:28:28,620
Instead of wasting time, you should watch them in order.

4315
03:28:28,740 --> 03:28:30,260
But Johnson, that's the thing.

4316
03:28:30,320 --> 03:28:33,240
If I watch them in order, I'm watching from a different era.

4317
03:28:35,460 --> 03:28:40,460
But it is 1989 and it does look like a nice intro as well.

4318
03:28:41,240 --> 03:28:48,420
Web plugins, I think I've seen them.

4319
03:28:48,860 --> 03:28:50,020
I've seen that one, Seth.

4320
03:28:50,500 --> 03:28:51,240
Web plugins.

4321
03:28:51,380 --> 03:28:52,940
That's definitely one that's been seen.

4322
03:28:54,780 --> 03:29:03,840
I think the 1980s Chronicles and really early 90s ones could be some good early daytime, but not in the evening.

4323
03:29:03,940 --> 03:29:10,200
The evening, for me, is more like it needs to have the high energy impact and it needs to have ruthless Stu.

4324
03:29:11,540 --> 03:29:14,400
Stu didn't become ruthless until the later iterations.

4325
03:29:15,340 --> 03:29:19,260
And with that ruthlessness came a lot of bunny.

4326
03:29:19,260 --> 03:29:25,220
Stu tempted.

4327
03:29:26,640 --> 03:29:27,200
Terry.

4328
03:29:27,960 --> 03:29:28,340
I know.

4329
03:29:29,120 --> 03:29:30,160
One shout out.

4330
03:29:30,500 --> 03:29:31,020
Moo.

4331
03:29:31,440 --> 03:29:32,000
Winner.

4332
03:29:36,040 --> 03:29:41,040
I'm just trying to rack my brains there because somebody earlier on recommended an episode.

4333
03:29:41,040 --> 03:29:43,220
And now I can't remember what it was.

4334
03:29:43,400 --> 03:29:46,680
There's no point in me going back and scrolling through this chat here.

4335
03:29:46,740 --> 03:29:48,160
It's going to take forever to fucking.

4336
03:29:48,740 --> 03:29:50,980
Series one of Net Cafe.

4337
03:29:52,780 --> 03:29:54,900
You know, that's all we need, really.

4338
03:29:55,040 --> 03:29:59,000
Series one of Net Cafe would be a fucking great situation.

4339
03:29:59,380 --> 03:30:00,620
The computer bowl.

4340
03:30:02,600 --> 03:30:03,920
Not my cup of tea.

4341
03:30:04,440 --> 03:30:06,100
Someone mentioned women edition.

4342
03:30:08,980 --> 03:30:10,380
Not computer bowl.

4343
03:30:11,800 --> 03:30:13,020
Not computer bowl.

4344
03:30:13,360 --> 03:30:13,880
Diagnostic.

4345
03:30:17,120 --> 03:30:21,420
Software night to season one, episode 17 of Net Cafe.

4346
03:30:21,420 --> 03:30:21,840
Is this?

4347
03:30:21,840 --> 03:30:51,740
We need our visual explorer.

4348
03:30:51,740 --> 03:30:52,540
Net Cafe.

4349
03:30:52,540 --> 03:30:53,040
Net Cafe.

4350
03:30:53,040 --> 03:30:53,040
Net Cafe.

4351
03:30:53,040 --> 03:30:54,040
Net Cafe.

4352
03:30:54,040 --> 03:30:54,840
Cafe.

4353
03:30:54,840 --> 03:30:55,040
Visual.

4354
03:30:55,040 --> 03:30:56,040
Visual.

4355
03:30:56,040 --> 03:30:56,840
Visual.

4356
03:30:56,840 --> 03:30:58,040
Explorer.

4357
03:30:58,040 --> 03:31:00,040
Get this up.

4358
03:31:00,040 --> 03:31:02,040
Mind your eyes here now.

4359
03:31:02,040 --> 03:31:06,040
This just could go.

4360
03:31:06,040 --> 03:31:07,040
Blind your eyes out.

4361
03:31:07,040 --> 03:31:10,040
This just could go.

4362
03:31:10,040 --> 03:31:12,040
Blind your eyes out.

4363
03:31:12,040 --> 03:31:34,480
your eyes out. Internet brave. Maybe just do that. Visual Explorer, Netcafe 96 to 2002

4364
03:31:34,480 --> 03:31:45,420
archive. Now I like this but what I don't like is that it's just an alphabetized selection

4365
03:31:45,420 --> 03:32:02,120
of episodes. So we don't really know what fucking year they are. Webby Awards. Yeah Doug I just,

4366
03:32:02,120 --> 03:32:32,100
the weird web. I think we already watched that one. I can just remember the weird web. Yeah we've seen it. I could. The Devonish. Thank you very much there. Give a shout out to Owen and Paddy who are trying their best to stay off the drink and get down to Australia. I hope you're getting on well there Owen and Paddy. Have a look. I mean obviously we have seen this one. Weird science on the web. That sounds funny.

4367
03:32:32,100 --> 03:32:44,100
We just need a quick glance at the faces that we're dealing with. And we will know.

4368
03:32:48,100 --> 03:32:53,760
But I. Luke Messiah. Look at those sideburns. I don't think we've seen that guy.

4369
03:33:00,100 --> 03:33:11,800
Yeah new Vegas audio is still coming through. I understand that. Power Strike. I just want to. I don't want to play the sound just yet. I don't think I've seen this fucking fella before.

4370
03:33:14,100 --> 03:33:14,600
Yeah.

4371
03:33:19,600 --> 03:33:26,500
And then we've got a girl. Now Muffy. Her name is Muffy Barkosi. How have we not seen this one?

4372
03:33:27,340 --> 03:33:29,440
It's done. The deal has been sealed.

4373
03:33:30,700 --> 03:33:33,480
Strap yourself into the mainframe.

4374
03:33:34,260 --> 03:33:36,440
The game's going off. I'm taking that. That.

4375
03:33:37,200 --> 03:33:38,220
Audio off.

4376
03:33:39,840 --> 03:33:40,900
And now we can.

4377
03:33:41,860 --> 03:33:42,180
That.

4378
03:33:43,600 --> 03:33:44,120
There.

4379
03:33:44,120 --> 03:33:44,240
There.

4380
03:33:44,240 --> 03:34:02,180
I'm going to play the intro.

4381
03:34:02,760 --> 03:34:06,120
I'm going to nip to the loo, come back, and then watch the intro again.

4382
03:34:09,640 --> 03:34:11,060
I need the...

4383
03:34:11,060 --> 03:34:15,140
Fucking brave.

4384
03:34:16,740 --> 03:34:20,600
Turn that up. Crank that up.

4385
03:34:37,880 --> 03:34:40,880
This week at the Internet Cafe, the Weird Web.

4386
03:34:41,200 --> 03:34:42,940
Are you addicted to lip balm?

4387
03:34:43,240 --> 03:34:45,140
There's a website to help you go clean.

4388
03:34:45,640 --> 03:34:49,440
This man is obsessed with Mr. T, and he runs a website to prove it.

4389
03:34:50,100 --> 03:34:55,640
GoForce is a group of cyber heroes who keep the world, or at least the web, safe from the forces of evil.

4390
03:34:56,080 --> 03:34:57,760
And what do you think this lady is into?

4391
03:34:58,120 --> 03:35:01,520
She's our guide to tattoo and body piercing sites on the web.

4392
03:35:01,520 --> 03:35:06,760
Plus, in our Cyber Blast, six weird programs, including four zany games.

4393
03:35:07,100 --> 03:35:10,520
A look at the Weird Web, this week at the Internet Cafe.

4394
03:35:11,360 --> 03:35:16,040
The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by PC Connection and Mac Connection,

4395
03:35:16,340 --> 03:35:20,220
the catalog and online superstore with over 10,000 PC and Mac products.

4396
03:35:20,700 --> 03:35:23,960
Award-winning service, toll-free technical support, and overnight delivery.

4397
03:35:24,460 --> 03:35:26,960
www.pcconnection.com

4398
03:35:30,520 --> 03:35:32,340
Hi, and welcome to the Internet Cafe.

4399
03:35:32,340 --> 03:35:33,500
Hi, I'm Stuart Chaffee.

4400
03:35:33,680 --> 03:35:34,600
Welcome to the next day.

4401
03:35:34,600 --> 03:35:35,340
Welcome to the next day.

4402
03:35:35,340 --> 03:35:38,720
Joining me is German Cybersmith.

4403
03:35:39,120 --> 03:35:43,360
Joining me is Andrew DeVries and Jane Wither.

4404
03:35:43,840 --> 03:35:45,480
We're here right now.

4405
03:35:45,560 --> 03:35:47,880
We got a trash panda on the screen.

4406
03:35:48,100 --> 03:35:49,120
Zany Games.

4407
03:35:50,360 --> 03:35:51,300
Go back there.

4408
03:35:51,400 --> 03:35:51,920
I missed that.

4409
03:35:52,000 --> 03:35:54,480
I want to see that intro sting there.

4410
03:36:00,240 --> 03:36:03,440
This week at the Internet Cafe, the Weird Web.

4411
03:36:03,760 --> 03:36:05,040
Are you addicted to lit?

4412
03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:06,720
The Weird Web.

4413
03:36:06,720 --> 03:36:06,720
The Weird Web.

4414
03:36:06,720 --> 03:36:06,720
The Weird Web.

4415
03:36:06,720 --> 03:36:06,720
The Weird Web.

4416
03:36:06,720 --> 03:36:07,060
The Weird Web.

4417
03:36:07,060 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4418
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4419
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4420
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4421
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4422
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4423
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4424
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,220
The Weird Web.

4425
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:07,280
The Weird Web.

4426
03:36:07,280 --> 03:36:07,320
The Weird Web.

4427
03:36:07,320 --> 03:36:07,320
The Weird Web.

4428
03:36:07,320 --> 03:36:07,640
The Weird Web.

4429
03:36:07,640 --> 03:36:07,820
The Weird Web.

4430
03:36:07,820 --> 03:36:07,820
The Weird Web.

4431
03:36:07,820 --> 03:36:08,320
The Weird Web.

4432
03:36:08,320 --> 03:36:08,820
The Weird Web.

4433
03:36:08,820 --> 03:36:09,200
Oh, God.

4434
03:36:09,200 --> 03:36:09,660
Oh, God.

4435
03:36:09,660 --> 03:36:11,340
The Weird Web.

4436
03:36:11,340 --> 03:36:11,840
The Weird Web.

4437
03:36:11,840 --> 03:36:11,960
The Weird Web.

4438
03:36:11,960 --> 03:36:15,800
There's going to be a whole section on Lip Bam Anonymous.

4439
03:36:16,020 --> 03:36:17,260
...to help you go clean.

4440
03:36:17,800 --> 03:36:21,400
This man is obsessed with Mr. T and he runs...

4441
03:36:21,400 --> 03:36:23,900
He's wearing a Pez shirt, Pez dispenser.

4442
03:36:24,560 --> 03:36:28,980
And maybe he's got like a giant size Pez dispenser, Mr. T.

4443
03:36:29,020 --> 03:36:30,880
...a website to prove it.

4444
03:36:31,500 --> 03:36:35,200
GoForce is a group of cyber heroes who keep the world or at least the web.

4445
03:36:35,660 --> 03:36:37,760
It's a super fucking hair bowl.

4446
03:36:38,020 --> 03:36:39,900
...safe from the forces of evil.

4447
03:36:39,900 --> 03:36:40,800
Look at that.

4448
03:36:41,980 --> 03:36:44,260
Real the hanging locks of Babylon.

4449
03:36:44,860 --> 03:36:46,760
And what do you think this lady is into?

4450
03:36:50,880 --> 03:36:51,400
Lovely.

4451
03:36:51,500 --> 03:36:53,180
It's got a lot going on right now.

4452
03:36:53,260 --> 03:36:54,740
What do you think this lady is into?

4453
03:36:55,860 --> 03:36:59,200
She's our guide to tattoo and body piercing sites on the web.

4454
03:36:59,480 --> 03:37:02,400
Plus in our cyber blast six weird programs.

4455
03:37:02,720 --> 03:37:04,900
Trying to make this window...

4456
03:37:06,560 --> 03:37:08,540
...resize the window.

4457
03:37:08,760 --> 03:37:10,380
Internet brave window.

4458
03:37:10,380 --> 03:37:11,920
...resize to screen.

4459
03:37:12,140 --> 03:37:14,340
I'm just fine and dandy.

4460
03:37:15,100 --> 03:37:16,280
Thank you very much.

4461
03:37:16,380 --> 03:37:17,200
Andy the fourth.

4462
03:37:17,200 --> 03:37:17,680
I'm okay.

4463
03:37:18,420 --> 03:37:21,280
Stu Vegas or new Shafegas?

4464
03:37:22,160 --> 03:37:24,740
It's a contentious issue.

4465
03:37:26,060 --> 03:37:27,680
Andy, but thanks for the tip.

4466
03:37:27,760 --> 03:37:29,760
I'm not sure I'd say Stu Shafegas.

4467
03:37:29,760 --> 03:37:30,340
I'm not sure.

4468
03:37:30,340 --> 03:37:31,180
I'd say Stu Shafegas.

4469
03:37:31,180 --> 03:37:38,280
Which is neither of your options, but one of my own, which I've amalgamated both of your previous options into a new option.

4470
03:37:38,280 --> 03:37:40,280
...in the next one.

4471
03:37:40,280 --> 03:37:41,280
...in the next one.

4472
03:37:41,280 --> 03:37:41,900
...in the next one.

4473
03:37:41,900 --> 03:37:43,800
...including four zany games.

4474
03:37:44,540 --> 03:37:45,900
Zany game.

4475
03:37:46,300 --> 03:37:47,720
Look at the weird web.

4476
03:37:48,840 --> 03:37:50,280
Weird web.

4477
03:37:50,660 --> 03:37:51,800
Nintendo Game Boy.

4478
03:37:51,840 --> 03:37:53,460
This week at the Internet Cafe.

4479
03:37:53,460 --> 03:37:58,840
The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by PC Connection and Mac Connection.

4480
03:37:59,180 --> 03:38:05,020
...the catalog and online superstore with over 10,000 PC and Mac products.

4481
03:38:05,480 --> 03:38:06,380
Award-winning service.

4482
03:38:06,680 --> 03:38:07,180
Toll...

4483
03:38:07,180 --> 03:38:12,800
...technical support and overnight delivery.

4484
03:38:13,240 --> 03:38:15,800
www.pcconnection.com.

4485
03:38:19,800 --> 03:38:26,600
...award-winning service.

4486
03:38:26,600 --> 03:38:34,460
...toll-free technical support and overnight delivery.

4487
03:38:34,900 --> 03:38:37,440
www.pcconnection.com.

4488
03:38:41,020 --> 03:38:42,920
Hi, and welcome to the Internet Cafe.

4489
03:38:43,120 --> 03:38:47,880
I'm Stuart Shafegas here with Jane Wither, Andrew DeVries at Cybersmith in Palo Alto,

4490
03:38:48,020 --> 03:38:50,860
talking about weird stuff on the web.

4491
03:38:52,980 --> 03:38:57,360
And we could be talking, we could do a whole year's worth of shows about weird stuff on the web.

4492
03:38:57,360 --> 03:38:57,760
Right, right.

4493
03:38:57,760 --> 03:38:59,660
But what weirdness are you going to get into?

4494
03:38:59,740 --> 03:39:00,460
Well, definitely.

4495
03:39:00,580 --> 03:39:02,100
Did he touch his hands there?

4496
03:39:02,240 --> 03:39:04,160
...the shows about weird stuff on the web.

4497
03:39:04,500 --> 03:39:06,440
But what weirdness are you going to get into?

4498
03:39:06,520 --> 03:39:10,100
Well, definitely piercing and tattoos have come to the web.

4499
03:39:10,180 --> 03:39:10,780
Is that weird?

4500
03:39:10,920 --> 03:39:11,820
Well, it's pretty weird.

4501
03:39:11,820 --> 03:39:12,260
These days?

4502
03:39:12,340 --> 03:39:12,980
I think so.

4503
03:39:13,200 --> 03:39:14,080
You haven't pierced here.

4504
03:39:14,160 --> 03:39:14,780
Come on.

4505
03:39:14,780 --> 03:39:19,160
This is piercing.

4506
03:39:19,160 --> 03:39:21,080
You got a tattoo somewhere?

4507
03:39:21,900 --> 03:39:24,020
You seem like you know you wear on the block.

4508
03:39:25,160 --> 03:39:26,260
How about you?

4509
03:39:26,500 --> 03:39:27,740
...of other places.

4510
03:39:28,520 --> 03:39:29,160
We won't go into it.

4511
03:39:29,160 --> 03:39:30,200
One of those shows.

4512
03:39:30,440 --> 03:39:32,060
You're looking Prince Albert.

4513
03:39:32,320 --> 03:39:33,500
You will go into it later.

4514
03:39:33,900 --> 03:39:40,380
Well, I have the honor of interviewing the originator of the Lip Bomb Anonymous group.

4515
03:39:40,780 --> 03:39:44,100
For people who really have a problem with dry lips.

4516
03:39:44,520 --> 03:39:45,220
Lip flicking.

4517
03:39:45,220 --> 03:39:46,620
Can't stop using that chapstick.

4518
03:39:46,700 --> 03:39:47,240
It's an issue.

4519
03:39:47,660 --> 03:39:49,780
Well, I'm going to talk to some guy who's...

4520
03:39:49,780 --> 03:39:51,720
I ain't going to talk to some guy.

4521
03:39:52,120 --> 03:39:53,060
Lip flicking.

4522
03:39:53,160 --> 03:39:54,320
Can't stop using that chapstick.

4523
03:39:54,380 --> 03:39:54,920
It's an issue.

4524
03:39:55,340 --> 03:39:57,540
Well, I'm going to talk to some guy who's here in the cafe.

4525
03:39:57,680 --> 03:40:02,340
He carries around with him about a 25 pound bust or statue of Mr. T.

4526
03:40:02,540 --> 03:40:04,520
He's obsessed with the character Mr. T.

4527
03:40:04,640 --> 03:40:06,580
He's created a website for Mr. T.

4528
03:40:06,660 --> 03:40:07,600
This is truly weird.

4529
03:40:07,900 --> 03:40:08,600
You got to make this guy.

4530
03:40:08,600 --> 03:40:09,040
That's not weird.

4531
03:40:09,140 --> 03:40:10,120
I love Mr. T.

4532
03:40:10,520 --> 03:40:11,420
And I pity the fool.

4533
03:40:11,620 --> 03:40:12,560
I love Mr. T.

4534
03:40:13,880 --> 03:40:14,480
All right.

4535
03:40:14,540 --> 03:40:15,460
Weird stuff on the...

4536
03:40:15,460 --> 03:40:16,500
And I pity the fool.

4537
03:40:16,680 --> 03:40:17,620
I love Mr. T.

4538
03:40:18,980 --> 03:40:19,540
All right.

4539
03:40:19,620 --> 03:40:20,660
Weird stuff on the...

4540
03:40:20,660 --> 03:40:21,560
And I pity the fool.

4541
03:40:21,760 --> 03:40:22,700
I love Mr. T.

4542
03:40:24,300 --> 03:40:27,160
I love seeing how happy Stu gets at that.

4543
03:40:27,780 --> 03:40:28,160
All right.

4544
03:40:28,200 --> 03:40:28,760
Weird stuff...

4545
03:40:28,760 --> 03:40:30,220
And I pity the fool.

4546
03:40:32,640 --> 03:40:33,220
All right.

4547
03:40:33,280 --> 03:40:34,400
Weird stuff on the web.

4548
03:40:34,500 --> 03:40:36,580
Maybe this week at the internet cafe.

4549
03:40:38,320 --> 03:40:42,120
So, Kevin, now tell me a little bit about Lip Bomb Anonymous.

4550
03:40:42,600 --> 03:40:46,780
Lip Bomb Anonymous is a worldwide website where we provide information about lip bomb addiction,

4551
03:40:47,340 --> 03:40:50,780
methods for recovery, and other information on lip...

4552
03:40:50,780 --> 03:40:56,840
didn't even want to supply his actual full name.

4553
03:40:57,360 --> 03:41:00,580
That tells you all you need to know about Kevin C. here.

4554
03:41:01,580 --> 03:41:02,980
And Lip Bomb Anonymous.

4555
03:41:03,560 --> 03:41:05,920
How is that even a thing?

4556
03:41:06,000 --> 03:41:08,240
How do people even get addicted to Lip Bomb?

4557
03:41:09,800 --> 03:41:11,320
You can't be addicted to it.

4558
03:41:11,360 --> 03:41:16,500
I'd say, like, you've got a problem, maybe, where your lips are fucking chapped all the time.

4559
03:41:16,600 --> 03:41:16,920
That's...

4560
03:41:16,920 --> 03:41:17,160
That's...

4561
03:41:17,160 --> 03:41:17,880
You've got an issue.

4562
03:41:18,800 --> 03:41:19,980
That's not an addiction.

4563
03:41:20,980 --> 03:41:22,900
Lip Bomb industry and issues.

4564
03:41:23,500 --> 03:41:25,340
So, now, tell me, is this...

4565
03:41:25,340 --> 03:41:28,040
There's seriously people out there who are addicted to lip bomb?

4566
03:41:28,280 --> 03:41:30,020
Jane underscore wither.

4567
03:41:30,020 --> 03:41:30,700
Or are you...

4568
03:41:30,700 --> 03:41:31,460
Is this a bit of a joke?

4569
03:41:31,700 --> 03:41:33,660
I can tell you, I was addicted to lip bomb.

4570
03:41:33,760 --> 03:41:38,460
I was using several times a day, upwards of a dozen in some cases.

4571
03:41:39,040 --> 03:41:40,440
It definitely was true for me.

4572
03:41:41,440 --> 03:41:47,980
Without a doubt, the tradition that Lip Bomb Anonymous something something many years ago...

4573
03:41:47,980 --> 03:41:49,780
I can hardly read this.

4574
03:41:49,840 --> 03:41:51,840
It's a real potato scenario here.

4575
03:41:52,100 --> 03:41:54,540
In early 95, Kevin C. was...

4576
03:41:54,540 --> 03:41:57,660
Was stuffing chap...

4577
03:41:57,660 --> 03:41:59,920
Was a suffering chapstick addict.

4578
03:42:01,980 --> 03:42:30,520
Kevin figured that since it was legal something such...

4579
03:42:30,520 --> 03:42:37,880
But deep down, Kevin knows that his lip bomb was unhealthy.

4580
03:42:38,340 --> 03:42:40,780
Both physically as well as mentally.

4581
03:42:41,000 --> 03:42:42,520
But Kevin was...

4582
03:42:43,120 --> 03:42:44,520
It's amazing, actually, how you can see...

4583
03:42:45,280 --> 03:42:46,740
You can make out words.

4584
03:42:46,820 --> 03:42:49,520
Even though you can't legibly read the fucking text.

4585
03:42:50,560 --> 03:42:54,560
You can just approximate it and then go along with it.

4586
03:42:55,000 --> 03:42:56,700
Kevin was...

4587
03:42:56,700 --> 03:42:58,380
Did not know where...

4588
03:42:59,380 --> 03:43:00,660
To go for help.

4589
03:43:00,820 --> 03:43:02,740
Kevin was alone with his addiction.

4590
03:43:04,200 --> 03:43:05,380
Later that year, Kevin...

4591
03:43:06,520 --> 03:43:07,660
Had narrow...

4592
03:43:07,660 --> 03:43:12,380
Had lost friends when he used 12-step program...

4593
03:43:14,380 --> 03:43:15,860
For alcohol, caffeine...

4594
03:43:15,860 --> 03:43:16,140
But...

4595
03:43:16,140 --> 03:43:17,860
At last, Kevin knew...

4596
03:43:18,500 --> 03:43:18,860
There was a...

4597
03:43:21,160 --> 03:43:23,240
Let's just...

4598
03:43:23,240 --> 03:43:24,420
Let's hear from the man himself.

4599
03:43:24,480 --> 03:43:26,160
Let's hear from the horse's mouth here.

4600
03:43:26,660 --> 03:43:27,280
I...

4601
03:43:27,280 --> 03:43:28,100
Received an overwhelming response.

4602
03:43:28,300 --> 03:43:34,080
So now you're telling me that you went through 12 or more lipsticks or chapsticks, parmaxes a day?

4603
03:43:34,280 --> 03:43:35,020
I used it.

4604
03:43:35,320 --> 03:43:38,420
I applied it on myself a dozen times a day in some cases.

4605
03:43:38,520 --> 03:43:39,560
So it sounds like it could be...

4606
03:43:39,560 --> 03:43:42,060
Now is this because it's an obsessive-compulsive behavior?

4607
03:43:42,320 --> 03:43:44,280
Or what do you think is causing the addiction?

4608
03:43:44,520 --> 03:43:48,440
Well, doctors have proven that there are people that lick their lips.

4609
03:43:48,740 --> 03:43:49,240
How about you?

4610
03:43:49,700 --> 03:43:50,560
How about you?

4611
03:43:50,780 --> 03:43:51,640
Thanks for the tips.

4612
03:43:51,740 --> 03:43:52,260
Do you enjoy it?

4613
03:43:52,260 --> 03:43:53,920
See, you're a weird guy on the web.

4614
03:43:54,300 --> 03:43:54,940
What else?

4615
03:43:55,240 --> 03:43:56,960
On a more regular basis than other people.

4616
03:43:57,120 --> 03:43:59,180
And those people, I think, are more addicted...

4617
03:43:59,180 --> 03:44:00,620
More...

4618
03:44:00,620 --> 03:44:03,180
The tracking on the VHS...

4619
03:44:04,760 --> 03:44:06,220
Going through here.

4620
03:44:06,300 --> 03:44:07,500
The industry of addiction.

4621
03:44:08,140 --> 03:44:09,180
LipBam Anonymous.

4622
03:44:09,180 --> 03:44:12,820
Is this stuff still going on today, even?

4623
03:44:13,920 --> 03:44:16,880
LipBam Addiction.

4624
03:44:18,080 --> 03:44:18,740
Kevin.

4625
03:44:22,180 --> 03:44:25,660
Some folks can't lick a LipBam Addiction.

4626
03:44:25,920 --> 03:44:28,560
An article from 2008.

4627
03:44:30,480 --> 03:44:32,640
So this is 10 years later.

4628
03:44:32,760 --> 03:44:36,580
He was still making the fucking news in Capico Times.

4629
03:44:37,400 --> 03:44:38,020
Capiso.

4630
03:44:38,600 --> 03:44:40,280
Must be some Californian place.

4631
03:44:40,860 --> 03:44:41,340
Baltimore.

4632
03:44:42,300 --> 03:44:43,320
Cape Cod Times.

4633
03:44:43,320 --> 03:44:45,880
I was saying the Cape...

4634
03:44:45,880 --> 03:44:47,160
Cape Cod Times.

4635
03:44:47,240 --> 03:44:48,520
I was saying it's the Capico.

4636
03:44:49,100 --> 03:44:51,860
I thought it had a kind of a Spanish sound about it.

4637
03:44:52,560 --> 03:44:54,360
Must be some place in California, man.

4638
03:44:54,440 --> 03:44:54,920
Capico.

4639
03:44:55,280 --> 03:44:55,800
But it's not.

4640
03:44:55,920 --> 03:44:56,360
Baltimore.

4641
03:44:56,540 --> 03:44:57,380
It's the Cape Cod Times.

4642
03:44:57,740 --> 03:45:02,020
Kevin C. must have fucked off from California to the East Coast.

4643
03:45:03,020 --> 03:45:07,020
And he's slinging his LipBam bullshit over there now.

4644
03:45:07,020 --> 03:45:09,420
Over in Bodymore.

4645
03:45:09,420 --> 03:45:10,420
He thought about it all the time.

4646
03:45:10,420 --> 03:45:12,260
He thought about it all the time.

4647
03:45:12,260 --> 03:45:13,580
He had to have it.

4648
03:45:13,580 --> 03:45:17,640
If he went too long without it, his need for a fix consumed him.

4649
03:45:18,080 --> 03:45:20,140
This wasn't about drugs or alcohol or cigarettes.

4650
03:45:20,520 --> 03:45:21,860
Not even checking his email.

4651
03:45:21,860 --> 03:45:22,600
Kevin C.

4652
03:45:22,600 --> 03:45:22,600
Kevin C.

4653
03:45:22,600 --> 03:45:22,600
Kevin C.

4654
03:45:22,600 --> 03:45:24,340
was a LipBam addict.

4655
03:45:24,840 --> 03:45:28,900
A sweaty, obsessed, quivering addict.

4656
03:45:30,060 --> 03:45:34,280
So much so that he founded LipBam Anonymous.

4657
03:45:35,000 --> 03:45:36,240
He's clean now.

4658
03:45:37,000 --> 03:45:40,180
It's been about 13 years, 6 months and 2 days.

4659
03:45:40,480 --> 03:45:41,880
Says Kevin Crossman.

4660
03:45:43,980 --> 03:45:46,220
Oh, so his full name is Crossman.

4661
03:45:46,340 --> 03:45:47,200
We have that.

4662
03:45:47,420 --> 03:45:49,420
Who will share his full name now.

4663
03:45:49,800 --> 03:45:51,300
That he's gotten past the shame.

4664
03:45:51,400 --> 03:45:52,700
I went cold turkey.

4665
03:45:53,460 --> 03:45:54,100
Crossman.

4666
03:45:54,500 --> 03:45:59,320
Is just one of millions who are, let's just say, quite attached to their LipBam.

4667
03:46:00,000 --> 03:46:02,700
According to AC and Nielsen Co.

4668
03:46:02,700 --> 03:46:03,960
Whoever the fuck they are.

4669
03:46:04,480 --> 03:46:08,660
Sales of LipBams grew last year to more than $378 million.

4670
03:46:09,820 --> 03:46:11,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

4671
03:46:12,020 --> 03:46:17,740
Where does it get to the bit where you're weird enough to be fucking addicted to LipBam?

4672
03:46:18,960 --> 03:46:20,020
It doesn't.

4673
03:46:20,500 --> 03:46:29,040
It just simply pays him lip service by listing his fucking website and other such, just, just,

4674
03:46:29,040 --> 03:46:33,700
just humoring him, really, without actually grilling him and going, would you not just get

4675
03:46:33,700 --> 03:46:34,480
a grip Kevin?

4676
03:46:36,020 --> 03:46:41,180
But, uh, look, I don't want to fucking have a go at anyone who's addicted to anything.

4677
03:46:41,180 --> 03:46:46,240
Because, as you know, I have an uncle, and it's not just Tommy.

4678
03:46:46,240 --> 03:46:50,980
I have a Polish uncle who likes to pay me visits every now and again.

4679
03:46:51,340 --> 03:46:53,540
And it's fine that he does do that.

4680
03:46:53,820 --> 03:46:54,820
Carmex is after you.

4681
03:46:54,820 --> 03:46:56,040
Thank you very much for the tip.

4682
03:46:56,040 --> 03:47:01,360
I'm addiction because their lips dry out faster and therefore those people are going to want

4683
03:47:01,360 --> 03:47:06,920
to use LipBam more and therefore the LipBam is sort of a never ending cycle.

4684
03:47:06,920 --> 03:47:07,700
Keep doing it.

4685
03:47:07,700 --> 03:47:10,520
Now, you were telling me as well, that LipBam actually dries out your lips.

4686
03:47:10,580 --> 03:47:11,340
It actually doesn't moisten your lips.

4687
03:47:11,340 --> 03:47:11,700
That's right.

4688
03:47:11,900 --> 03:47:15,240
It feels good at first, but after about a half hour or so.

4689
03:47:15,300 --> 03:47:16,780
Audio is louder than you.

4690
03:47:17,320 --> 03:47:18,700
Let me turn that down.

4691
03:47:20,700 --> 03:47:22,860
Tad, thank you for letting me know that.

4692
03:47:22,860 --> 03:47:26,420
Your lips are actually trying to know that.

4693
03:47:27,480 --> 03:47:28,220
Joke of bitch.

4694
03:47:28,320 --> 03:47:29,880
I think that should be better than they would have been.

4695
03:47:30,360 --> 03:47:31,920
Maybe, maybe there.

4696
03:47:32,720 --> 03:47:35,160
I think I need to turn my fucking volume up.

4697
03:47:35,260 --> 03:47:35,380
Maybe.

4698
03:47:36,200 --> 03:47:38,800
Because I'm speaking at a lower volume now.

4699
03:47:40,280 --> 03:47:45,620
That Uncle Tisky has, since he's been introduced into the Megamix.

4700
03:47:46,200 --> 03:47:48,740
Let me turn that down to there and then.

4701
03:47:49,000 --> 03:47:49,840
You hadn't used it.

4702
03:47:50,000 --> 03:47:51,900
So, in which case, you have to apply more and more.

4703
03:47:51,900 --> 03:47:53,420
So, it's counterproductive almost.

4704
03:47:53,940 --> 03:47:54,740
Generally, yes.

4705
03:47:54,840 --> 03:47:57,620
So, what's this drug connection that you were talking about with LipBam?

4706
03:47:57,800 --> 03:48:04,860
Well, a lot of the LipBam companies will give you free samples and, or coupons for free samples.

4707
03:48:05,060 --> 03:48:08,120
And this is kind of like the Carter drug dealer whose first hit is free.

4708
03:48:08,740 --> 03:48:13,220
And LipBam companies want you to try their products so you can get addicted and their work is more.

4709
03:48:13,480 --> 03:48:15,880
And once you do that, then you're, you're pretty much hooked.

4710
03:48:16,040 --> 03:48:16,780
And there must be.

4711
03:48:16,960 --> 03:48:24,400
He's going on about it as if, like, there's caffeine in the fucking lip balm or the nicotine or something that gets you hooked.

4712
03:48:24,920 --> 03:48:26,900
Like, that's not the case, is it not?

4713
03:48:27,700 --> 03:48:34,800
It's not like you can get addicted to, like, was it menthol lip balm or that fucking Burt's Beeswax stuff or.

4714
03:48:36,100 --> 03:48:41,600
It's just like you've got fucking shit lips and you need to put fucking Vaseline on your lips, man.

4715
03:48:41,660 --> 03:48:42,080
That's it.

4716
03:48:42,120 --> 03:48:42,840
You're not addicted.

4717
03:48:43,000 --> 03:48:46,560
You just need to, you need to feel like you're not in pain.

4718
03:48:48,840 --> 03:48:51,620
You know, chapstick fires and then Carmex fires.

4719
03:48:51,740 --> 03:48:52,420
It's kind of like a.

4720
03:48:52,580 --> 03:48:54,640
Certainly, everyone has their own favorite brand.

4721
03:48:55,480 --> 03:48:56,600
It seems to me that.

4722
03:48:57,220 --> 03:48:59,580
I mean, just looking at the guy there, it does.

4723
03:49:00,300 --> 03:49:01,280
Certainly, everyone has.

4724
03:49:02,000 --> 03:49:05,060
He looks like he's got a dry face, even.

4725
03:49:05,700 --> 03:49:06,060
Their own.

4726
03:49:07,100 --> 03:49:08,860
So that might even extend.

4727
03:49:09,000 --> 03:49:11,980
That dryness might even extend to the lips as well, you know.

4728
03:49:13,020 --> 03:49:13,420
Tom.

4729
03:49:15,920 --> 03:49:21,480
It could be the case that the dry skin might actually be affecting the lips as well, you know.

4730
03:49:23,660 --> 03:49:25,160
It's exactly what I said, Tom.

4731
03:49:27,280 --> 03:49:28,060
And the tiske.

4732
03:49:30,760 --> 03:49:32,780
Dilbert's after you, says Jimmy there.

4733
03:49:33,920 --> 03:49:34,680
Favorite brand.

4734
03:49:35,480 --> 03:49:42,120
It seems to me that, based on testimony, that Carmex tends to be the most addictive of the various lip balms.

4735
03:49:44,480 --> 03:49:46,900
Crack cocaine is being mentioned here.

4736
03:49:47,680 --> 03:49:48,720
I mean, come on.

4737
03:49:50,480 --> 03:49:52,940
Stuff is probably the strongest lip balm around.

4738
03:49:53,160 --> 03:49:55,140
It's like crack cocaine when you first apply it.

4739
03:49:55,140 --> 03:49:59,980
It's probably something with Carmex than with any other brand of lip balm.

4740
03:50:01,220 --> 03:50:03,700
We might have to try out this Carmex.

4741
03:50:03,700 --> 03:50:09,820
Something said he used to use lots of Carmex.

4742
03:50:11,460 --> 03:50:14,580
One of the first boys I kissed had chapped lips.

4743
03:50:15,120 --> 03:50:16,360
Who is this now?

4744
03:50:18,280 --> 03:50:20,140
Hope this isn't fucking Kevin C.

4745
03:50:22,280 --> 03:50:24,080
What is the Carmex?

4746
03:50:24,180 --> 03:50:24,560
Where is it?

4747
03:50:24,920 --> 03:50:26,080
Why the other lip balm?

4748
03:50:26,820 --> 03:50:28,360
He's on about kissing boys now.

4749
03:50:28,560 --> 03:50:28,740
I mean.

4750
03:50:30,160 --> 03:50:31,180
Where's this going?

4751
03:50:32,340 --> 03:50:33,540
Was this one of his.

4752
03:50:34,060 --> 03:50:35,400
Was this allowed back then?

4753
03:50:35,480 --> 03:50:36,920
That he could go around kissing boys?

4754
03:50:37,020 --> 03:50:37,760
Or what's the story?

4755
03:50:37,940 --> 03:50:38,500
It's more convenient.

4756
03:50:38,620 --> 03:50:39,920
Because it's in the little tube.

4757
03:50:40,320 --> 03:50:41,460
And it comes in a little.

4758
03:50:41,660 --> 03:50:43,300
A little container they call a pot.

4759
03:50:43,420 --> 03:50:45,160
Which has got some drug connotation.

4760
03:50:46,360 --> 03:50:47,520
He's smoking pot.

4761
03:50:47,560 --> 03:50:49,200
He's selling pot to the kids as well.

4762
03:50:49,280 --> 03:50:49,660
Boys.

4763
03:50:49,840 --> 03:50:50,980
Or he's kissing boys.

4764
03:50:51,660 --> 03:50:52,560
Smoking pot.

4765
03:50:52,720 --> 03:50:55,260
And he's on the Carmex.

4766
03:50:55,260 --> 03:50:57,100
So now.

4767
03:50:57,300 --> 03:50:58,580
You mentioned testimony.

4768
03:50:58,780 --> 03:50:59,900
Are there more testimonials.

4769
03:50:59,900 --> 03:51:00,860
For people who believe.

4770
03:51:00,860 --> 03:51:02,220
That they have a lip balm addiction?

4771
03:51:02,520 --> 03:51:02,760
Yes.

4772
03:51:02,780 --> 03:51:03,800
We've received testimonies.

4773
03:51:03,800 --> 03:51:05,380
From people around the world.

4774
03:51:05,460 --> 03:51:06,680
Who tell us about their problems.

4775
03:51:07,160 --> 03:51:08,800
Experiences with lip balm addiction.

4776
03:51:09,360 --> 03:51:11,380
And ways that they overcame.

4777
03:51:11,780 --> 03:51:12,640
Lip balm anonymous.

4778
03:51:12,780 --> 03:51:13,360
Often asks.

4779
03:51:13,480 --> 03:51:13,940
If lip bombers.

4780
03:51:14,120 --> 03:51:15,260
Really wouldn't be here.

4781
03:51:15,360 --> 03:51:16,960
If it wasn't the LBA website.

4782
03:51:17,180 --> 03:51:17,620
I mean.

4783
03:51:17,660 --> 03:51:19,560
I'm missing a good section of text.

4784
03:51:19,680 --> 03:51:21,320
Here at the right hand side of the screen.

4785
03:51:21,420 --> 03:51:21,560
But.

4786
03:51:22,140 --> 03:51:23,020
We can parse.

4787
03:51:23,160 --> 03:51:25,200
From the fucking limited amount of text.

4788
03:51:25,360 --> 03:51:25,560
What.

4789
03:51:25,680 --> 03:51:26,460
What they're trying to say.

4790
03:51:26,700 --> 03:51:28,220
Testimonies from people around the world.

4791
03:51:28,920 --> 03:51:29,700
Others addicted.

4792
03:51:32,660 --> 03:51:34,280
We are addicted.

4793
03:51:36,120 --> 03:51:37,980
Using substance habitually.

4794
03:51:39,560 --> 03:51:41,940
Not realizing we're actually addicted.

4795
03:51:42,600 --> 03:51:43,540
Daily routine.

4796
03:51:45,260 --> 03:51:47,240
Lips become negatively affected.

4797
03:51:47,240 --> 03:51:51,040
Physiological dependency is there.

4798
03:51:53,060 --> 03:51:55,120
Some people seem to be more susceptible.

4799
03:51:58,740 --> 03:51:59,340
Predisposition.

4800
03:51:59,460 --> 03:52:01,260
Phenomenon known as lip licking.

4801
03:52:03,080 --> 03:52:04,160
Habit most.

4802
03:52:04,600 --> 03:52:05,700
Dependency on lip balm.

4803
03:52:06,280 --> 03:52:06,760
Christ.

4804
03:52:06,760 --> 03:52:07,200
Christ.

4805
03:52:09,400 --> 03:52:09,920
Christ.

4806
03:52:12,960 --> 03:52:13,520
Christ.

4807
03:52:15,680 --> 03:52:17,580
A sort of typical testimony.

4808
03:52:17,780 --> 03:52:18,120
That you'd get.

4809
03:52:18,380 --> 03:52:19,520
One woman wrote in.

4810
03:52:19,660 --> 03:52:20,340
And said that she.

4811
03:52:20,920 --> 03:52:22,240
Was trying to get some Carmex.

4812
03:52:22,360 --> 03:52:22,880
Out of the globetrotters.

4813
03:52:23,000 --> 03:52:23,800
Of her car.

4814
03:52:23,920 --> 03:52:24,860
And it was a hot day.

4815
03:52:24,960 --> 03:52:25,320
And so.

4816
03:52:25,760 --> 03:52:27,140
The Carmex had gotten pretty gooey.

4817
03:52:27,240 --> 03:52:29,080
And it spilled over her steering wheel.

4818
03:52:29,180 --> 03:52:29,840
And she lost control.

4819
03:52:30,000 --> 03:52:31,300
More text here guys.

4820
03:52:31,440 --> 03:52:32,020
And the back.

4821
03:52:32,120 --> 03:52:32,640
The story.

4822
03:52:32,760 --> 03:52:33,340
The audio.

4823
03:52:33,820 --> 03:52:34,180
Bed.

4824
03:52:34,360 --> 03:52:34,840
To this.

4825
03:52:35,040 --> 03:52:35,520
Imagery.

4826
03:52:35,760 --> 03:52:35,820
Is.

4827
03:52:36,500 --> 03:52:37,520
Some woman who.

4828
03:52:38,180 --> 03:52:39,880
Her Carmex had gotten gooey.

4829
03:52:40,120 --> 03:52:41,200
I can't wait to hear.

4830
03:52:41,200 --> 03:52:41,920
How that.

4831
03:52:42,800 --> 03:52:43,560
Resolves itself.

4832
03:52:43,700 --> 03:52:44,400
But let's just.

4833
03:52:44,400 --> 03:52:46,820
Dive into this text.

4834
03:52:46,920 --> 03:52:47,640
There are other reasons.

4835
03:52:48,080 --> 03:52:49,180
For the seasons in between.

4836
03:52:49,300 --> 03:52:49,820
I don't know.

4837
03:52:49,900 --> 03:52:50,600
I've been an addict.

4838
03:52:50,740 --> 03:52:51,760
I've probably been using.

4839
03:52:51,900 --> 03:52:52,460
For at least.

4840
03:52:53,460 --> 03:52:54,620
Since I was 23.

4841
03:52:55,400 --> 03:52:56,460
My friends and family.

4842
03:52:56,580 --> 03:52:57,940
All know that I'm an addict.

4843
03:52:58,780 --> 03:52:59,860
But they enable me.

4844
03:53:00,420 --> 03:53:01,640
The past two Christmases.

4845
03:53:02,120 --> 03:53:02,680
Such and such.

4846
03:53:02,740 --> 03:53:04,040
I've received two containers.

4847
03:53:04,040 --> 03:53:04,740
Of lip balm.

4848
03:53:04,820 --> 03:53:05,340
As gifts.

4849
03:53:05,560 --> 03:53:06,360
Needless to say.

4850
03:53:06,700 --> 03:53:07,340
These were received.

4851
03:53:07,340 --> 03:53:07,980
In both years.

4852
03:53:07,980 --> 03:53:09,120
My lip balm of choice.

4853
03:53:09,260 --> 03:53:10,500
Is Lip Medix.

4854
03:53:11,500 --> 03:53:13,660
I don't like the sticks as much.

4855
03:53:14,060 --> 03:53:14,920
They go on.

4856
03:53:14,980 --> 03:53:16,040
A little too long.

4857
03:53:16,280 --> 03:53:17,320
And they're smooth.

4858
03:53:18,480 --> 03:53:19,820
I do have.

4859
03:53:19,900 --> 03:53:20,640
A lip balm.

4860
03:53:21,100 --> 03:53:22,440
Horror story for you.

4861
03:53:22,740 --> 03:53:23,840
As most addicts do.

4862
03:53:23,920 --> 03:53:24,100
Everywhere.

4863
03:53:24,220 --> 03:53:25,220
Including my car.

4864
03:53:26,000 --> 03:53:26,500
It's bizarre.

4865
03:53:26,640 --> 03:53:27,300
It doesn't make sense.

4866
03:53:27,340 --> 03:53:27,920
Any of this stuff.

4867
03:53:28,340 --> 03:53:28,780
Again.

4868
03:53:28,880 --> 03:53:29,780
I'm missing half.

4869
03:53:29,780 --> 03:53:30,500
Of the sentence.

4870
03:53:31,740 --> 03:53:32,220
Container.

4871
03:53:32,280 --> 03:53:32,960
I was not so much.

4872
03:53:32,960 --> 03:53:33,800
Sponsored by the burn.

4873
03:53:33,860 --> 03:53:34,420
On my leg.

4874
03:53:34,540 --> 03:53:35,120
As driving home.

4875
03:53:35,220 --> 03:53:36,060
Without my fix.

4876
03:53:37,440 --> 03:53:37,880
Insane.

4877
03:53:37,940 --> 03:53:38,520
All of her car.

4878
03:53:39,040 --> 03:53:39,400
Now luckily.

4879
03:53:39,480 --> 03:53:40,280
Nothing bad happened.

4880
03:53:40,440 --> 03:53:41,240
But this.

4881
03:53:41,680 --> 03:53:42,740
Really brought the point.

4882
03:53:42,820 --> 03:53:43,300
Home to her.

4883
03:53:43,440 --> 03:53:44,600
That she had a problem.

4884
03:53:44,900 --> 03:53:45,560
Oh my gosh.

4885
03:53:45,660 --> 03:53:46,100
So now.

4886
03:53:47,160 --> 03:53:47,360
It.

4887
03:53:47,740 --> 03:53:48,820
Now it sounds like.

4888
03:53:48,900 --> 03:53:50,120
If you've got testimonies.

4889
03:53:50,240 --> 03:53:51,260
And you're kind of.

4890
03:53:51,420 --> 03:53:52,060
It's.

4891
03:53:52,180 --> 03:53:53,280
It sounds like.

4892
03:53:53,760 --> 03:53:54,660
You're insane.

4893
03:53:56,660 --> 03:53:57,380
Bomb anonymous.

4894
03:53:57,380 --> 03:53:57,980
Sounds like.

4895
03:53:58,120 --> 03:53:58,880
Alcoholics anonymous.

4896
03:53:59,080 --> 03:53:59,960
What if people who are.

4897
03:54:00,320 --> 03:54:00,980
Part of NA.

4898
03:54:01,260 --> 03:54:02,320
Or alcoholics anonymous.

4899
03:54:02,440 --> 03:54:03,820
How do they feel about this website?

4900
03:54:04,460 --> 03:54:04,800
Well we.

4901
03:54:04,960 --> 03:54:05,820
Haven't really received.

4902
03:54:05,920 --> 03:54:06,900
Any specific responses.

4903
03:54:07,120 --> 03:54:08,780
From other recovery groups.

4904
03:54:08,960 --> 03:54:09,120
Although.

4905
03:54:09,460 --> 03:54:10,140
Several other.

4906
03:54:10,500 --> 03:54:11,580
Recovery web pages.

4907
03:54:11,760 --> 03:54:12,580
Do link to us.

4908
03:54:12,760 --> 03:54:13,320
Which I.

4909
03:54:13,920 --> 03:54:14,460
Believe is.

4910
03:54:14,580 --> 03:54:15,200
Task approval.

4911
03:54:15,200 --> 03:54:16,020
Of what we're doing.

4912
03:54:16,780 --> 03:54:18,020
We've received some negative.

4913
03:54:18,800 --> 03:54:20,100
Feedback from other people.

4914
03:54:20,540 --> 03:54:21,440
Including one person.

4915
03:54:21,560 --> 03:54:22,580
Who worked for Blistex.

4916
03:54:22,680 --> 03:54:22,860
Who.

4917
03:54:23,420 --> 03:54:24,760
As a loyal employee.

4918
03:54:24,760 --> 03:54:25,500
At Blistex.

4919
03:54:25,580 --> 03:54:26,500
I'm outraged.

4920
03:54:26,500 --> 03:54:27,540
At your web page.

4921
03:54:27,780 --> 03:54:28,380
First of all.

4922
03:54:28,380 --> 03:54:29,320
I can assure you.

4923
03:54:29,380 --> 03:54:29,780
That something.

4924
03:54:29,940 --> 03:54:31,060
Regarding your so-called.

4925
03:54:31,060 --> 03:54:32,060
Addictive properties.

4926
03:54:32,840 --> 03:54:33,420
Are bollocks.

4927
03:54:33,500 --> 03:54:33,920
In general.

4928
03:54:34,040 --> 03:54:35,020
A simple glance.

4929
03:54:35,140 --> 03:54:35,800
The ingredients.

4930
03:54:35,980 --> 03:54:36,420
In all of it.

4931
03:54:36,460 --> 03:54:37,040
The main ingredient.

4932
03:54:37,220 --> 03:54:37,820
Is petroleum.

4933
03:54:39,780 --> 03:54:40,300
It's like.

4934
03:54:40,480 --> 03:54:41,660
It's like Vaseline.

4935
03:54:42,080 --> 03:54:42,620
It's like.

4936
03:54:42,740 --> 03:54:43,160
Got.

4937
03:54:43,160 --> 03:54:43,240
Got.

4938
03:54:43,440 --> 03:54:45,160
Scented Vaseline.

4939
03:54:45,560 --> 03:54:46,120
Didn't appreciate.

4940
03:54:46,120 --> 03:54:46,760
What we were doing.

4941
03:54:46,800 --> 03:54:47,620
I'm sure they didn't.

4942
03:54:48,080 --> 03:54:48,360
So now.

4943
03:54:48,480 --> 03:54:49,140
If I had.

4944
03:54:49,300 --> 03:54:49,680
Let's say.

4945
03:54:49,800 --> 03:54:50,320
Hypothetically.

4946
03:54:50,520 --> 03:54:50,720
That.

4947
03:54:51,220 --> 03:54:52,100
I had a minor.

4948
03:54:52,320 --> 03:54:53,980
Addiction to lip balm.

4949
03:54:54,620 --> 03:54:55,280
Where would I start?

4950
03:54:55,840 --> 03:54:56,080
Well.

4951
03:54:56,200 --> 03:54:57,100
You can start on our.

4952
03:54:57,360 --> 03:54:58,720
12 step in recovery page.

4953
03:54:58,900 --> 03:54:59,360
It will give us.

4954
03:54:59,520 --> 03:55:00,740
Give you the 12 steps to recovery.

4955
03:55:01,200 --> 03:55:01,500
Basically.

4956
03:55:01,620 --> 03:55:02,640
You can follow those.

4957
03:55:03,180 --> 03:55:04,500
Rely on family and friends.

4958
03:55:04,640 --> 03:55:05,900
To help you through that time.

4959
03:55:06,320 --> 03:55:07,340
You can even get a mentor.

4960
03:55:07,340 --> 03:55:08,820
Who can guide you.

4961
03:55:08,920 --> 03:55:09,460
Through your recovery.

4962
03:55:09,800 --> 03:55:10,220
So now.

4963
03:55:10,300 --> 03:55:11,000
What about intervention?

4964
03:55:11,160 --> 03:55:11,900
What if I have a.

4965
03:55:12,220 --> 03:55:12,820
Unbelievable stuff.

4966
03:55:12,960 --> 03:55:13,280
Twisted.

4967
03:55:13,420 --> 03:55:14,160
Thank you very much.

4968
03:55:14,200 --> 03:55:14,660
For the tip.

4969
03:55:15,160 --> 03:55:16,580
They've just basically said.

4970
03:55:17,880 --> 03:55:18,740
Thank you very much.

4971
03:55:18,800 --> 03:55:19,340
There for the tip.

4972
03:55:19,420 --> 03:55:19,640
Twisted.

4973
03:55:19,780 --> 03:55:20,200
And Tom.

4974
03:55:21,880 --> 03:55:22,620
And the Twister.

4975
03:55:24,460 --> 03:55:25,240
Thanks for that.

4976
03:55:25,300 --> 03:55:25,500
Tom.

4977
03:55:26,080 --> 03:55:26,740
It just is.

4978
03:55:26,740 --> 03:55:27,500
They've ripped off.

4979
03:55:27,640 --> 03:55:28,400
The 12 steps.

4980
03:55:28,520 --> 03:55:28,860
That you get.

4981
03:55:29,000 --> 03:55:30,280
At Alcoholics Anonymous.

4982
03:55:30,520 --> 03:55:31,100
And they've just.

4983
03:55:31,200 --> 03:55:31,900
Put it in there.

4984
03:55:32,400 --> 03:55:33,640
For Lip Bam.

4985
03:55:34,680 --> 03:55:35,080
Anonymous.

4986
03:55:35,880 --> 03:55:36,740
It's the same shit.

4987
03:55:36,740 --> 03:55:44,000
And there we see.

4988
03:55:44,220 --> 03:55:44,740
God.

4989
03:55:44,820 --> 03:55:45,740
Is being brought.

4990
03:55:45,740 --> 03:55:46,540
Into the mix.

4991
03:55:46,580 --> 03:55:47,140
As well.

4992
03:55:48,860 --> 03:55:49,340
Another.

4993
03:55:49,660 --> 03:55:50,100
Scenario.

4994
03:55:50,400 --> 03:55:50,740
I mean.

4995
03:55:50,760 --> 03:55:51,460
I wish I had.

4996
03:55:51,800 --> 03:55:52,200
Soundboard.

4997
03:55:52,200 --> 03:55:52,280
Soundboard.

4998
03:55:52,400 --> 03:55:52,500
Here.

4999
03:55:52,620 --> 03:55:53,240
That had different.

5000
03:55:53,400 --> 03:55:53,640
Fucking.

5001
03:55:54,920 --> 03:55:55,360
Boom.

5002
03:55:55,520 --> 03:55:56,360
Ba-da-bum.

5003
03:55:56,940 --> 03:55:57,380
Different.

5004
03:55:57,820 --> 03:55:58,220
Cues.

5005
03:55:58,320 --> 03:55:58,640
But I mean.

5006
03:55:58,700 --> 03:55:59,320
I haven't.

5007
03:55:59,480 --> 03:55:59,960
Prepared.

5008
03:56:00,860 --> 03:56:01,560
And that's.

5009
03:56:01,680 --> 03:56:02,580
I'm going to have to make.

5010
03:56:02,660 --> 03:56:03,140
The promise.

5011
03:56:03,260 --> 03:56:03,960
For the next.

5012
03:56:04,480 --> 03:56:05,520
Computer Chronicles.

5013
03:56:05,920 --> 03:56:06,340
Watch along.

5014
03:56:06,420 --> 03:56:07,140
That I have.

5015
03:56:08,500 --> 03:56:09,240
A fucking.

5016
03:56:09,480 --> 03:56:09,980
Vast.

5017
03:56:10,500 --> 03:56:10,940
Plethora.

5018
03:56:12,480 --> 03:56:12,780
Of.

5019
03:56:13,740 --> 03:56:14,140
Comedic.

5020
03:56:15,420 --> 03:56:15,940
Cheap.

5021
03:56:16,000 --> 03:56:16,300
Gag.

5022
03:56:16,420 --> 03:56:16,920
Sounds.

5023
03:56:17,920 --> 03:56:18,540
To pump.

5024
03:56:18,740 --> 03:56:19,560
Into the fucking.

5025
03:56:19,840 --> 03:56:20,220
Scenes.

5026
03:56:21,000 --> 03:56:21,740
Right now.

5027
03:56:21,860 --> 03:56:22,640
We can see here.

5028
03:56:22,720 --> 03:56:23,400
That God.

5029
03:56:23,460 --> 03:56:24,100
Has been brought.

5030
03:56:24,200 --> 03:56:24,980
Into the scenario.

5031
03:56:25,340 --> 03:56:25,940
And I'm wondering.

5032
03:56:26,100 --> 03:56:26,540
Carmex.

5033
03:56:26,540 --> 03:56:27,340
Thank you very much.

5034
03:56:27,420 --> 03:56:28,060
For the tip there.

5035
03:56:28,620 --> 03:56:29,320
I'm wondering.

5036
03:56:29,320 --> 03:56:29,940
Whether or not.

5037
03:56:30,420 --> 03:56:30,860
God.

5038
03:56:30,860 --> 03:56:30,880
God.

5039
03:56:30,960 --> 03:56:31,480
Get brought.

5040
03:56:31,480 --> 03:56:32,240
Into the fucking.

5041
03:56:32,240 --> 03:56:33,060
Mega mix.

5042
03:56:33,480 --> 03:56:35,140
In Alcoholics Anonymous.

5043
03:56:35,740 --> 03:56:36,000
I mean.

5044
03:56:36,380 --> 03:56:36,580
Thank.

5045
03:56:36,880 --> 03:56:37,300
God.

5046
03:56:37,740 --> 03:56:38,760
That I haven't.

5047
03:56:38,840 --> 03:56:39,380
Had to fucking.

5048
03:56:39,500 --> 03:56:40,400
Go down that route.

5049
03:56:40,940 --> 03:56:41,460
Yet.

5050
03:56:42,300 --> 03:56:42,620
But.

5051
03:56:43,180 --> 03:56:44,560
Is it a God thing?

5052
03:56:44,980 --> 03:56:45,980
I didn't realize.

5053
03:56:46,100 --> 03:56:46,440
I thought.

5054
03:56:46,580 --> 03:56:47,200
I thought.

5055
03:56:47,340 --> 03:56:48,500
It was a secular.

5056
03:56:49,300 --> 03:56:49,780
Situation.

5057
03:56:50,440 --> 03:56:50,900
Clone.

5058
03:56:51,080 --> 03:56:51,300
Named.

5059
03:56:51,380 --> 03:56:51,720
Gibso.

5060
03:56:51,800 --> 03:56:52,660
Thank you very much.

5061
03:56:52,740 --> 03:56:52,980
There.

5062
03:56:53,420 --> 03:56:53,800
Who says.

5063
03:56:53,980 --> 03:56:55,200
Why did you not discuss.

5064
03:56:55,420 --> 03:56:56,740
Your well-paid employment.

5065
03:56:57,180 --> 03:56:57,400
With.

5066
03:56:57,560 --> 03:56:57,980
Chappy.

5067
03:56:58,160 --> 03:56:58,640
Brosnan.

5068
03:56:59,560 --> 03:57:00,800
Why do you not discuss.

5069
03:57:00,800 --> 03:57:01,500
Your years with.

5070
03:57:01,600 --> 03:57:02,480
Saint Joseph's.

5071
03:57:02,740 --> 03:57:03,440
Lip skin.

5072
03:57:03,700 --> 03:57:04,300
Lubement.

5073
03:57:05,200 --> 03:57:06,200
Thank you very much.

5074
03:57:09,120 --> 03:57:09,900
It's heavily.

5075
03:57:09,900 --> 03:57:10,800
God based.

5076
03:57:10,980 --> 03:57:11,580
Says Doug.

5077
03:57:12,280 --> 03:57:13,000
Higher power.

5078
03:57:13,180 --> 03:57:13,920
Is the whole thing.

5079
03:57:15,540 --> 03:57:15,940
Right.

5080
03:57:16,460 --> 03:57:16,880
God.

5081
03:57:17,000 --> 03:57:17,360
Ex.

5082
03:57:19,660 --> 03:57:20,620
What about people.

5083
03:57:20,800 --> 03:57:21,560
Who don't.

5084
03:57:22,480 --> 03:57:23,500
Who aren't like.

5085
03:57:24,060 --> 03:57:24,860
Fucking God.

5086
03:57:25,700 --> 03:57:26,140
People.

5087
03:57:26,640 --> 03:57:26,880
Like.

5088
03:57:27,040 --> 03:57:27,420
Do they.

5089
03:57:28,980 --> 03:57:29,740
Do you get.

5090
03:57:29,740 --> 03:57:30,480
Halfway through.

5091
03:57:30,740 --> 03:57:31,580
Alcoholics Anonymous.

5092
03:57:31,820 --> 03:57:32,300
And then be like.

5093
03:57:32,480 --> 03:57:33,240
Oh man.

5094
03:57:33,400 --> 03:57:34,360
I can't really.

5095
03:57:34,500 --> 03:57:35,380
Fucking come to terms.

5096
03:57:35,460 --> 03:57:35,800
With it all.

5097
03:57:35,920 --> 03:57:36,200
Because.

5098
03:57:36,420 --> 03:57:37,000
It means then.

5099
03:57:37,100 --> 03:57:37,680
You have to start.

5100
03:57:37,840 --> 03:57:38,740
Doing the whole God thing.

5101
03:57:38,820 --> 03:57:39,100
As well.

5102
03:57:39,340 --> 03:57:39,540
Or.

5103
03:57:40,460 --> 03:57:41,580
What's the story there?

5104
03:57:43,820 --> 03:57:44,600
There are.

5105
03:57:44,700 --> 03:57:45,680
Recovery programs.

5106
03:57:45,860 --> 03:57:46,220
Free.

5107
03:57:46,660 --> 03:57:47,580
Of lordly.

5108
03:57:47,580 --> 03:57:47,940
Influen.

5109
03:57:47,940 --> 03:57:48,440
I'm not saying.

5110
03:57:48,580 --> 03:57:49,280
It's a bad thing.

5111
03:57:50,560 --> 03:57:51,120
Maybe it's.

5112
03:57:51,180 --> 03:57:51,940
Maybe it's the best.

5113
03:57:52,080 --> 03:57:52,760
Maybe it's the.

5114
03:57:52,920 --> 03:57:54,020
The best way of.

5115
03:57:54,240 --> 03:57:54,980
Fucking getting clean.

5116
03:57:55,580 --> 03:57:55,840
You know.

5117
03:57:58,600 --> 03:57:59,040
And.

5118
03:57:59,400 --> 03:57:59,840
Bam.

5119
03:58:00,120 --> 03:58:01,580
Is by opening the Bible.

5120
03:58:01,740 --> 03:58:02,240
And looking at.

5121
03:58:02,620 --> 03:58:03,380
A chapter called.

5122
03:58:03,620 --> 03:58:04,000
Bam.

5123
03:58:04,540 --> 03:58:05,060
316.

5124
03:58:13,060 --> 03:58:14,100
Not my joke.

5125
03:58:14,100 --> 03:58:14,120
Not my joke.

5126
03:58:14,220 --> 03:58:15,120
The joke of.

5127
03:58:15,460 --> 03:58:15,820
Welsh.

5128
03:58:15,900 --> 03:58:16,140
Not.

5129
03:58:16,980 --> 03:58:18,100
The holy bamble.

5130
03:58:18,280 --> 03:58:18,600
Who can.

5131
03:58:18,980 --> 03:58:20,020
Guide you through your recovery.

5132
03:58:20,520 --> 03:58:21,520
And I want about intervention.

5133
03:58:21,680 --> 03:58:22,420
What if I have a.

5134
03:58:22,720 --> 03:58:23,540
Lip balm crisis.

5135
03:58:24,380 --> 03:58:24,560
A.

5136
03:58:24,560 --> 03:58:24,820
A.

5137
03:58:25,220 --> 03:58:25,600
Gun.

5138
03:58:25,840 --> 03:58:26,280
Emplacement.

5139
03:58:26,400 --> 03:58:27,160
Thank you very much.

5140
03:58:27,340 --> 03:58:28,420
They say the serenity.

5141
03:58:28,540 --> 03:58:29,760
Prayer is every meeting.

5142
03:58:29,960 --> 03:58:30,580
It's all.

5143
03:58:30,700 --> 03:58:31,500
God based.

5144
03:58:34,700 --> 03:58:35,720
So what do you do.

5145
03:58:35,820 --> 03:58:35,960
I mean.

5146
03:58:36,020 --> 03:58:36,580
I can imagine.

5147
03:58:36,720 --> 03:58:37,640
There are some people there.

5148
03:58:37,760 --> 03:58:37,900
That.

5149
03:58:38,680 --> 03:58:39,760
If they're at the fucking.

5150
03:58:39,760 --> 03:58:40,640
Bottom of the bottle.

5151
03:58:40,820 --> 03:58:40,940
Then.

5152
03:58:41,420 --> 03:58:42,700
God is a long.

5153
03:58:42,880 --> 03:58:44,100
Way away from their thoughts.

5154
03:58:44,680 --> 03:58:45,380
And just.

5155
03:58:45,560 --> 03:58:45,700
You know.

5156
03:58:45,740 --> 03:58:46,400
Getting clean.

5157
03:58:46,580 --> 03:58:46,700
Is.

5158
03:58:46,880 --> 03:58:48,240
Is the main objective here.

5159
03:58:48,880 --> 03:58:49,780
I could imagine.

5160
03:58:49,780 --> 03:58:50,780
Some of them being like.

5161
03:58:51,320 --> 03:58:51,680
Then.

5162
03:58:52,180 --> 03:58:53,160
Now I have to do.

5163
03:58:53,260 --> 03:58:54,180
All this spiritual stuff.

5164
03:58:54,220 --> 03:58:54,520
Is this.

5165
03:58:55,940 --> 03:58:56,160
Like.

5166
03:58:56,220 --> 03:58:56,820
I just.

5167
03:58:58,320 --> 03:58:58,880
Don't.

5168
03:58:59,060 --> 03:58:59,280
I mean.

5169
03:58:59,360 --> 03:59:00,220
Come on man.

5170
03:59:00,660 --> 03:59:00,800
You know.

5171
03:59:00,820 --> 03:59:01,400
That kind of way.

5172
03:59:01,460 --> 03:59:02,020
But maybe.

5173
03:59:02,200 --> 03:59:02,980
If you're desperate.

5174
03:59:02,980 --> 03:59:04,120
Then you just need to get.

5175
03:59:04,360 --> 03:59:05,540
Get off the fucking stuff.

5176
03:59:08,120 --> 03:59:08,300
Are.

5177
03:59:08,400 --> 03:59:10,000
Are there pints in heaven.

5178
03:59:10,140 --> 03:59:10,740
Asked Kerry.

5179
03:59:10,840 --> 03:59:11,060
I mean.

5180
03:59:11,180 --> 03:59:11,480
It's a.

5181
03:59:11,600 --> 03:59:12,960
It's a good question.

5182
03:59:14,460 --> 03:59:15,240
You would think.

5183
03:59:15,240 --> 03:59:16,000
That there would be.

5184
03:59:16,000 --> 03:59:21,600
Guide you through your recovery.

5185
03:59:21,780 --> 03:59:23,120
So now what about intervention.

5186
03:59:23,280 --> 03:59:24,020
What if I have a.

5187
03:59:24,360 --> 03:59:25,080
Lip balm crisis.

5188
03:59:26,040 --> 03:59:26,680
Some people.

5189
03:59:26,920 --> 03:59:27,680
Really need to be.

5190
03:59:27,940 --> 03:59:28,640
Woken up.

5191
03:59:28,800 --> 03:59:29,560
And interventions.

5192
03:59:29,560 --> 03:59:30,620
Could be appropriate.

5193
03:59:30,620 --> 03:59:31,520
For people that are.

5194
03:59:31,860 --> 03:59:32,640
Addicted to lip balm.

5195
03:59:32,980 --> 03:59:33,940
I think you and I need to talk.

5196
03:59:34,000 --> 03:59:34,940
A little bit more about this.

5197
03:59:35,420 --> 03:59:36,160
Thanks very much Kevin.

5198
03:59:36,160 --> 03:59:36,380
Thank you.

5199
03:59:37,380 --> 03:59:38,080
Great stuff.

5200
03:59:38,420 --> 03:59:39,260
You could tell from.

5201
03:59:39,660 --> 03:59:40,880
Jane's intro bit.

5202
03:59:40,980 --> 03:59:41,760
With Stu as well.

5203
03:59:41,820 --> 03:59:43,060
That she thought it was all.

5204
03:59:43,200 --> 03:59:44,160
A load of old.

5205
03:59:44,840 --> 03:59:45,360
Barmy.

5206
03:59:46,040 --> 03:59:47,020
Pardon the pun.

5207
03:59:47,640 --> 03:59:48,660
But a barmy.

5208
03:59:48,760 --> 03:59:49,520
Old cack.

5209
03:59:50,260 --> 03:59:51,580
And then she's done.

5210
03:59:51,680 --> 03:59:53,220
A pretend job there.

5211
03:59:53,340 --> 03:59:54,320
Saying we're going to talk.

5212
03:59:54,400 --> 03:59:55,020
Later about this.

5213
03:59:55,420 --> 03:59:56,760
She wasn't going to talk.

5214
03:59:56,840 --> 03:59:57,980
More to him about that.

5215
03:59:58,080 --> 03:59:59,180
That was the interview done.

5216
03:59:59,620 --> 04:00:00,540
Welcome to the.

5217
04:00:00,540 --> 04:00:02,700
Sea Monkey worship page here.

5218
04:00:03,740 --> 04:00:05,520
On PCTV.com.

5219
04:00:06,300 --> 04:00:08,320
Doesn't even have an audio bed.

5220
04:00:08,900 --> 04:00:11,040
It was a last minute filler there.

5221
04:00:11,160 --> 04:00:12,120
They've got a fucking little.

5222
04:00:12,120 --> 04:00:13,880
Sea Monkey with a pair of shades on.

5223
04:00:13,980 --> 04:00:14,560
A webbed.

5224
04:00:15,160 --> 04:00:15,680
Hand.

5225
04:00:16,140 --> 04:00:16,880
Waving at you.

5226
04:00:17,240 --> 04:00:17,960
Two frames.

5227
04:00:18,660 --> 04:00:19,200
One two.

5228
04:00:19,440 --> 04:00:20,180
One two.

5229
04:00:21,220 --> 04:00:23,220
Not even a fucking audio bed.

5230
04:00:23,300 --> 04:00:23,520
Saying.

5231
04:00:23,860 --> 04:00:24,600
Check out the.

5232
04:00:24,780 --> 04:00:26,420
Sea Monkey worship page.

5233
04:00:27,000 --> 04:00:28,900
On PCTV.com.

5234
04:00:28,900 --> 04:00:33,820
That said.

5235
04:00:33,940 --> 04:00:35,220
I'd be more inclined.

5236
04:00:35,220 --> 04:00:36,120
To check out the.

5237
04:00:36,140 --> 04:00:37,900
Sea Monkey fucking worship page.

5238
04:00:38,140 --> 04:00:38,500
Than.

5239
04:00:39,040 --> 04:00:39,920
The Lip Bam.

5240
04:00:40,460 --> 04:00:41,560
Addiction page.

5241
04:00:42,500 --> 04:00:43,940
I'd be more inclined.

5242
04:00:43,940 --> 04:00:44,760
To think that.

5243
04:00:44,920 --> 04:00:45,500
People are.

5244
04:00:45,720 --> 04:00:47,180
More of a sound mind.

5245
04:00:47,420 --> 04:00:48,340
Engaging in the.

5246
04:00:48,340 --> 04:00:49,320
Sea Monkey worship.

5247
04:00:50,040 --> 04:00:50,860
Than that.

5248
04:00:50,980 --> 04:00:52,000
Of Lip Bam.

5249
04:00:52,140 --> 04:00:52,540
Anonymous.

5250
04:00:52,720 --> 04:00:53,080
And that's.

5251
04:00:53,940 --> 04:00:54,320
Again.

5252
04:00:54,380 --> 04:00:55,620
I'm not trying to throw shade.

5253
04:00:56,100 --> 04:00:56,220
On.

5254
04:00:56,320 --> 04:00:56,980
A shade on people.

5255
04:00:57,120 --> 04:00:57,700
Who are addicted.

5256
04:00:58,340 --> 04:00:58,860
To anything.

5257
04:00:58,860 --> 04:00:59,360
At all.

5258
04:00:59,440 --> 04:00:59,600
But.

5259
04:01:00,100 --> 04:01:00,700
Lip Bam.

5260
04:01:01,780 --> 04:01:02,740
All I'm going to say is.

5261
04:01:03,180 --> 04:01:04,380
A new week begins.

5262
04:01:04,380 --> 04:01:04,660
Now.

5263
04:01:04,800 --> 04:01:05,240
It's Sunday.

5264
04:01:05,340 --> 04:01:05,680
Monday.

5265
04:01:05,820 --> 04:01:06,180
Tomorrow.

5266
04:01:07,220 --> 04:01:08,120
I'm going to go to the.

5267
04:01:08,120 --> 04:01:08,980
Chemist tomorrow.

5268
04:01:09,520 --> 04:01:10,280
I'm getting some.

5269
04:01:11,060 --> 04:01:11,500
Carmex.

5270
04:01:12,000 --> 04:01:13,080
I'm going to give it a go.

5271
04:01:13,160 --> 04:01:13,660
For a week.

5272
04:01:14,360 --> 04:01:14,980
And then.

5273
04:01:15,080 --> 04:01:16,120
I'm going to deliver.

5274
04:01:16,120 --> 04:01:17,020
A report.

5275
04:01:17,520 --> 04:01:18,220
Maybe even.

5276
04:01:18,300 --> 04:01:19,680
Compile a dossier.

5277
04:01:20,220 --> 04:01:21,020
Before the end.

5278
04:01:21,040 --> 04:01:21,480
Of the week.

5279
04:01:21,540 --> 04:01:21,860
Is out.

5280
04:01:22,220 --> 04:01:22,800
And then.

5281
04:01:22,920 --> 04:01:23,900
Deliver my thoughts.

5282
04:01:23,940 --> 04:01:24,440
And feelings.

5283
04:01:25,220 --> 04:01:25,900
On that.

5284
04:01:26,600 --> 04:01:26,840
But.

5285
04:01:26,940 --> 04:01:27,600
As it stands.

5286
04:01:27,640 --> 04:01:28,060
At the moment.

5287
04:01:28,060 --> 04:01:28,820
My predictions.

5288
04:01:29,820 --> 04:01:30,860
Are very.

5289
04:01:31,440 --> 04:01:31,840
Negative.

5290
04:01:32,380 --> 04:01:33,460
Regarding the whole.

5291
04:01:33,580 --> 04:01:34,080
Lip Bam.

5292
04:01:34,200 --> 04:01:34,640
Anonymous.

5293
04:01:34,640 --> 04:01:35,620
And Lip Bam.

5294
04:01:35,840 --> 04:01:36,280
Addiction.

5295
04:01:37,800 --> 04:01:38,240
Sphere.

5296
04:01:38,760 --> 04:01:39,040
World.

5297
04:01:39,320 --> 04:01:40,140
Let's move on here.

5298
04:01:47,140 --> 04:01:47,680
I mean.

5299
04:01:47,680 --> 04:01:48,380
Look at this guy.

5300
04:01:48,580 --> 04:01:48,840
And now.

5301
04:01:48,900 --> 04:01:49,620
He's got a fucking.

5302
04:01:49,620 --> 04:01:50,540
Wife as well.

5303
04:01:51,020 --> 04:01:51,860
And a kid.

5304
04:01:52,960 --> 04:01:53,600
Another.

5305
04:01:53,780 --> 04:01:55,400
Another little sea monkey.

5306
04:01:57,100 --> 04:01:57,620
And.

5307
04:01:57,780 --> 04:01:58,500
He's done well.

5308
04:01:58,620 --> 04:01:59,600
He's done well for himself.

5309
04:02:01,200 --> 04:02:01,720
With.

5310
04:02:01,860 --> 04:02:02,300
Her.

5311
04:02:03,100 --> 04:02:03,620
As well.

5312
04:02:03,840 --> 04:02:04,620
And he has.

5313
04:02:05,620 --> 04:02:07,040
He looks like someone.

5314
04:02:10,220 --> 04:02:11,600
I think he looks like.

5315
04:02:11,600 --> 04:02:12,220
Someone.

5316
04:02:12,220 --> 04:02:13,640
In the tech world.

5317
04:02:14,180 --> 04:02:15,140
We'll come back to that.

5318
04:02:19,700 --> 04:02:20,260
Sea monkey.

5319
04:02:20,600 --> 04:02:21,580
Registered trademark.

5320
04:02:21,820 --> 04:02:23,200
Frequently asked questions.

5321
04:02:27,980 --> 04:02:28,600
Get.

5322
04:02:28,840 --> 04:02:29,900
Ask the sea monkey.

5323
04:02:30,340 --> 04:02:30,860
Multimedia.

5324
04:02:31,080 --> 04:02:31,560
Xmas.

5325
04:02:31,660 --> 04:02:32,300
Tricks and tips.

5326
04:02:32,440 --> 04:02:32,940
Sea monkey.

5327
04:02:34,440 --> 04:02:36,120
And a quiz as well.

5328
04:02:37,520 --> 04:02:37,880
Where.

5329
04:02:38,000 --> 04:02:38,800
Where the heck.

5330
04:02:38,800 --> 04:02:40,060
Can I get sea monkey.

5331
04:02:40,220 --> 04:02:41,040
Get them while you can.

5332
04:02:42,160 --> 04:02:42,440
Yeah.

5333
04:02:42,560 --> 04:02:43,120
It was terrible.

5334
04:02:43,760 --> 04:02:43,960
Today.

5335
04:02:44,220 --> 04:02:45,120
Sorry for burping.

5336
04:02:45,280 --> 04:02:45,320
And.

5337
04:02:45,680 --> 04:02:47,680
I hope that didn't really register.

5338
04:02:47,880 --> 04:02:48,820
Too loudly on the mic.

5339
04:02:49,480 --> 04:02:50,160
Cheers Francis.

5340
04:02:50,820 --> 04:02:52,380
Get a few lip balms for yourself.

5341
04:02:52,460 --> 04:02:53,100
And the uncle on me.

5342
04:02:53,180 --> 04:02:54,160
Thank you very much there.

5343
04:02:54,220 --> 04:02:54,540
Doug.

5344
04:02:54,900 --> 04:02:55,280
Tom.

5345
04:02:56,640 --> 04:02:57,680
I'm the dog man.

5346
04:02:58,300 --> 04:02:58,520
Great.

5347
04:02:58,860 --> 04:02:59,980
Thank you very much.

5348
04:03:00,080 --> 04:03:01,120
I hope you're getting on well.

5349
04:03:01,840 --> 04:03:02,960
Gonna be absolutely.

5350
04:03:03,180 --> 04:03:04,420
Powered through that lip balm.

5351
04:03:04,420 --> 04:03:04,560
Um.

5352
04:03:04,920 --> 04:03:05,860
During the week as well.

5353
04:03:05,920 --> 04:03:06,260
Francis.

5354
04:03:07,400 --> 04:03:08,500
Thanks very much there.

5355
04:03:08,560 --> 04:03:08,980
Tom.

5356
04:03:14,620 --> 04:03:15,360
Alright Luke.

5357
04:03:15,420 --> 04:03:16,920
We're talking about weird websites.

5358
04:03:17,280 --> 04:03:17,900
Love it.

5359
04:03:18,060 --> 04:03:18,560
Look at that.

5360
04:03:20,200 --> 04:03:21,220
Starts at the ceiling.

5361
04:03:22,500 --> 04:03:24,380
Comes down from the really.

5362
04:03:25,500 --> 04:03:25,980
Artisanally.

5363
04:03:26,160 --> 04:03:26,600
Fucking.

5364
04:03:27,120 --> 04:03:27,860
Kitted out.

5365
04:03:28,640 --> 04:03:29,740
Cybersmith place.

5366
04:03:30,040 --> 04:03:31,480
That interior design.

5367
04:03:32,080 --> 04:03:32,900
The second to none.

5368
04:03:33,600 --> 04:03:34,940
Kind of got an industrial.

5369
04:03:34,940 --> 04:03:35,080
Kind of got an industrial.

5370
04:03:35,480 --> 04:03:35,840
Slash.

5371
04:03:37,540 --> 04:03:38,060
Cybe.

5372
04:03:38,120 --> 04:03:38,480
Obviously.

5373
04:03:38,700 --> 04:03:40,540
Cyber feeling to it as well.

5374
04:03:40,600 --> 04:03:41,640
You've got these fittings.

5375
04:03:41,780 --> 04:03:42,560
This kind of big.

5376
04:03:43,580 --> 04:03:44,520
Goldfish bowl.

5377
04:03:44,640 --> 04:03:45,120
Esque.

5378
04:03:45,280 --> 04:03:45,620
Light.

5379
04:03:45,820 --> 04:03:46,200
Fucking.

5380
04:03:46,460 --> 04:03:46,860
Shade.

5381
04:03:47,620 --> 04:03:48,020
Lampshade.

5382
04:03:48,540 --> 04:03:49,480
Thank you very much.

5383
04:03:50,020 --> 04:03:50,460
Chapstick.

5384
04:03:50,460 --> 04:03:50,940
Addict.

5385
04:03:51,120 --> 04:03:51,500
Who says.

5386
04:03:51,740 --> 04:03:52,380
You're a sin.

5387
04:03:53,120 --> 04:03:55,060
Is well better than Carmex.

5388
04:03:55,520 --> 04:03:56,420
Very very kind of you.

5389
04:03:56,780 --> 04:03:58,840
And it comes down from that goldfish bowl.

5390
04:03:58,940 --> 04:03:59,420
To stew.

5391
04:03:59,940 --> 04:04:00,340
Who's.

5392
04:04:01,460 --> 04:04:02,440
Perusing the web.

5393
04:04:02,580 --> 04:04:03,600
Probably on a fucking.

5394
04:04:04,740 --> 04:04:05,720
Old computer.

5395
04:04:06,620 --> 04:04:07,060
Ensconced.

5396
04:04:07,200 --> 04:04:08,000
As we always say.

5397
04:04:08,260 --> 04:04:08,280
In.

5398
04:04:08,340 --> 04:04:08,520
In.

5399
04:04:09,080 --> 04:04:09,400
Luxurious.

5400
04:04:10,200 --> 04:04:10,680
Mahogany.

5401
04:04:11,400 --> 04:04:12,240
Louis Burke.

5402
04:04:12,340 --> 04:04:12,920
Thank you very much.

5403
04:04:12,980 --> 04:04:14,220
Are the spiders in cahoots.

5404
04:04:14,260 --> 04:04:15,520
With the lip balm companies.

5405
04:04:15,660 --> 04:04:16,600
We don't know.

5406
04:04:16,960 --> 04:04:17,380
I think.

5407
04:04:17,500 --> 04:04:18,380
We're going to have to pack.

5408
04:04:18,540 --> 04:04:18,760
That.

5409
04:04:19,120 --> 04:04:19,820
Lip balm.

5410
04:04:20,220 --> 04:04:20,740
Car.

5411
04:04:21,320 --> 04:04:21,680
Mex.

5412
04:04:22,080 --> 04:04:23,120
In the Carmex.

5413
04:04:23,220 --> 04:04:23,520
Park.

5414
04:04:23,620 --> 04:04:23,940
For now.

5415
04:04:24,040 --> 04:04:24,320
Because.

5416
04:04:25,660 --> 04:04:26,600
The lip balm stuff.

5417
04:04:27,060 --> 04:04:28,100
Let's put that behind us.

5418
04:04:28,240 --> 04:04:28,980
I told you.

5419
04:04:29,040 --> 04:04:30,560
I'll deliver a dossier.

5420
04:04:30,700 --> 04:04:31,240
And report.

5421
04:04:31,380 --> 04:04:32,340
By the end of the week.

5422
04:04:33,040 --> 04:04:34,280
Let's just move on here.

5423
04:04:34,340 --> 04:04:34,740
Because this.

5424
04:04:34,960 --> 04:04:35,500
Is the guy.

5425
04:04:35,500 --> 04:04:35,820
With.

5426
04:04:36,260 --> 04:04:36,620
Fucking.

5427
04:04:36,980 --> 04:04:37,460
Meatloaf.

5428
04:04:38,020 --> 04:04:38,460
Esque.

5429
04:04:38,960 --> 04:04:39,440
Sideburns.

5430
04:04:39,640 --> 04:04:41,080
Who is into Mr. T.

5431
04:04:41,180 --> 04:04:41,780
And Pez.

5432
04:04:42,020 --> 04:04:42,500
Dispensers.

5433
04:04:42,620 --> 04:04:42,980
As well.

5434
04:04:43,580 --> 04:04:44,440
How is Stu.

5435
04:04:44,520 --> 04:04:45,460
Going to handle this.

5436
04:04:45,520 --> 04:04:46,220
It's a quality.

5437
04:04:46,420 --> 04:04:47,300
It could be a quality.

5438
04:04:47,420 --> 04:04:48,180
Stu.

5439
04:04:48,900 --> 04:04:49,380
Interview.

5440
04:04:54,960 --> 04:04:55,520
All right.

5441
04:04:55,520 --> 04:04:55,740
Luke.

5442
04:04:55,760 --> 04:04:56,380
We're talking about.

5443
04:04:56,500 --> 04:04:57,300
Weird websites.

5444
04:04:57,540 --> 04:04:58,280
And you have one of the.

5445
04:04:58,400 --> 04:04:59,500
Weirdest I've ever seen.

5446
04:04:59,700 --> 04:05:00,100
You.

5447
04:05:00,240 --> 04:05:01,240
You are one of the.

5448
04:05:01,380 --> 04:05:02,280
Weirdest guys.

5449
04:05:02,280 --> 04:05:03,520
I've ever met.

5450
04:05:03,780 --> 04:05:05,320
How do you get so weird Luke?

5451
04:05:06,420 --> 04:05:06,860
Dan.

5452
04:05:06,960 --> 04:05:08,000
Thank you very much.

5453
04:05:08,100 --> 04:05:08,820
For your tip there.

5454
04:05:08,940 --> 04:05:09,820
Very very kind.

5455
04:05:09,880 --> 04:05:11,420
You look at Stu's face there.

5456
04:05:12,020 --> 04:05:13,280
You're one of the weirdest.

5457
04:05:14,920 --> 04:05:16,100
You wearing a Pez.

5458
04:05:16,180 --> 04:05:17,200
You like Pez.

5459
04:05:17,340 --> 04:05:17,840
Spencer.

5460
04:05:18,100 --> 04:05:18,680
You're so.

5461
04:05:19,680 --> 04:05:20,620
Are you good?

5462
04:05:20,800 --> 04:05:21,120
I mean.

5463
04:05:21,440 --> 04:05:22,480
Are you weird?

5464
04:05:22,600 --> 04:05:23,240
Are you awesome?

5465
04:05:24,880 --> 04:05:25,080
All right.

5466
04:05:25,080 --> 04:05:25,300
Luke.

5467
04:05:25,340 --> 04:05:25,940
We're talking about.

5468
04:05:26,100 --> 04:05:26,860
Weird websites.

5469
04:05:26,860 --> 04:05:27,840
And you have one of the.

5470
04:05:28,000 --> 04:05:29,080
Weirdest I've ever seen.

5471
04:05:29,180 --> 04:05:29,940
And that says a lot.

5472
04:05:30,020 --> 04:05:30,640
Looking at the web.

5473
04:05:30,920 --> 04:05:32,020
You have a Mr. T.

5474
04:05:32,100 --> 04:05:32,300
Web.

5475
04:05:32,300 --> 04:05:32,960
So he says you.

5476
04:05:33,080 --> 04:05:34,420
You have one of the weirdest.

5477
04:05:34,420 --> 04:05:35,800
I thought he was saying.

5478
04:05:35,940 --> 04:05:37,140
You are one of the weirdest.

5479
04:05:37,140 --> 04:05:38,080
But he didn't.

5480
04:05:38,300 --> 04:05:39,140
One of the weirdest.

5481
04:05:39,140 --> 04:05:39,980
I've ever seen.

5482
04:05:40,040 --> 04:05:40,840
And that says a lot.

5483
04:05:40,900 --> 04:05:41,540
Looking at the web.

5484
04:05:41,540 --> 04:05:42,920
You have a Mr. T.

5485
04:05:43,100 --> 04:05:43,600
Web site.

5486
04:05:44,080 --> 04:05:44,720
Where in the world.

5487
04:05:44,780 --> 04:05:45,440
Did you ever get the idea.

5488
04:05:45,440 --> 04:05:46,140
To create a website.

5489
04:05:46,300 --> 04:05:47,540
In honor of Mr. T.

5490
04:05:47,540 --> 04:05:48,020
And the 18.

5491
04:05:48,320 --> 04:05:48,580
Well.

5492
04:05:48,680 --> 04:05:49,320
I started it.

5493
04:05:49,420 --> 04:05:50,260
Two and a half years ago.

5494
04:05:50,260 --> 04:05:51,300
When the web was a lot smaller.

5495
04:05:51,460 --> 04:05:52,480
And I first got onto the web.

5496
04:05:52,640 --> 04:05:53,360
And I saw.

5497
04:05:53,540 --> 04:05:54,380
There's no Mr. T.

5498
04:05:54,440 --> 04:05:54,820
Website.

5499
04:05:55,200 --> 04:05:55,920
That's a niche.

5500
04:05:56,240 --> 04:05:57,460
So I decided to fill it.

5501
04:05:57,660 --> 04:05:57,840
And I.

5502
04:05:58,420 --> 04:05:58,820
Lovely.

5503
04:05:58,820 --> 04:05:59,980
Bit of niche there.

5504
04:06:00,760 --> 04:06:01,040
I saw.

5505
04:06:01,220 --> 04:06:02,060
There's no Mr. T.

5506
04:06:02,100 --> 04:06:02,500
Website.

5507
04:06:02,880 --> 04:06:03,600
That's a niche.

5508
04:06:03,860 --> 04:06:05,140
So I decided to fill it.

5509
04:06:05,280 --> 04:06:05,540
And I.

5510
04:06:05,600 --> 04:06:05,740
You know.

5511
04:06:05,780 --> 04:06:06,220
I set it up.

5512
04:06:06,240 --> 04:06:07,160
And I've been running it ever since.

5513
04:06:07,740 --> 04:06:07,940
Now.

5514
04:06:08,200 --> 04:06:08,760
What's the.

5515
04:06:09,020 --> 04:06:09,900
Fucking niche.

5516
04:06:10,240 --> 04:06:11,220
McConnell's after you.

5517
04:06:11,300 --> 04:06:12,680
The fascination with Mr. T.

5518
04:06:12,700 --> 04:06:12,800
I mean.

5519
04:06:12,840 --> 04:06:13,980
Why did you think Mr. T.

5520
04:06:14,040 --> 04:06:14,580
As opposed to.

5521
04:06:14,660 --> 04:06:14,800
You know.

5522
04:06:14,840 --> 04:06:16,180
10,000 other TV people.

5523
04:06:16,400 --> 04:06:16,720
Um.

5524
04:06:16,860 --> 04:06:17,020
Well.

5525
04:06:17,080 --> 04:06:17,400
Actually.

5526
04:06:17,780 --> 04:06:18,480
Check that out.

5527
04:06:18,520 --> 04:06:19,980
Is that even a picture of him.

5528
04:06:20,060 --> 04:06:20,420
Or is it.

5529
04:06:21,100 --> 04:06:23,000
Like a little animation of him.

5530
04:06:23,020 --> 04:06:23,360
Or something.

5531
04:06:24,940 --> 04:06:26,100
Or a Windows.

5532
04:06:26,320 --> 04:06:28,040
An MS Paint version of him.

5533
04:06:28,120 --> 04:06:30,060
This page is always under construction.

5534
04:06:30,300 --> 04:06:30,740
Sucka.

5535
04:06:32,380 --> 04:06:33,300
Before you know it.

5536
04:06:33,620 --> 04:06:34,840
This place will be packed.

5537
04:06:35,160 --> 04:06:36,600
Tired in a platoon of Marines.

5538
04:06:36,760 --> 04:06:37,420
In the 80s.

5539
04:06:37,420 --> 04:06:38,100
Van Foo.

5540
04:06:40,100 --> 04:06:40,340
I.

5541
04:06:40,700 --> 04:06:41,800
It was pretty much to me.

5542
04:06:41,900 --> 04:06:42,340
That Mr. T.

5543
04:06:42,460 --> 04:06:43,640
Epitomized the 80s.

5544
04:06:43,720 --> 04:06:43,920
He's.

5545
04:06:44,260 --> 04:06:45,720
The American pop culture.

5546
04:06:45,720 --> 04:06:46,540
Of the 1980s.

5547
04:06:46,620 --> 04:06:48,380
And I find that absolutely fascinating.

5548
04:06:49,080 --> 04:06:49,400
Um.

5549
04:06:49,520 --> 04:06:50,080
So I decided.

5550
04:06:50,100 --> 04:06:51,380
Well the first thing that I discovered.

5551
04:06:51,540 --> 04:06:51,960
When I went in.

5552
04:06:52,020 --> 04:06:53,060
How bizarre.

5553
04:06:53,220 --> 04:06:54,040
Look at that there.

5554
04:06:55,440 --> 04:06:56,660
Like a child.

5555
04:06:57,100 --> 04:06:57,420
Playing with Mr. T.

5556
04:06:57,420 --> 04:06:59,000
Playing with Mr. T's head.

5557
04:07:01,820 --> 04:07:02,220
Strange.

5558
04:07:02,560 --> 04:07:02,980
Stuff.

5559
04:07:03,220 --> 04:07:03,660
Indeed.

5560
04:07:03,840 --> 04:07:04,120
Skip.

5561
04:07:04,960 --> 04:07:05,640
Back there.

5562
04:07:05,760 --> 04:07:06,280
Mr. T.

5563
04:07:06,360 --> 04:07:07,500
Tickle me Mr. T.

5564
04:07:07,600 --> 04:07:09,220
Mr. T laughs and shakes.

5565
04:07:09,320 --> 04:07:10,460
When tickled.

5566
04:07:11,040 --> 04:07:12,640
Stop shaking me fool.

5567
04:07:12,760 --> 04:07:13,040
He says.

5568
04:07:13,040 --> 04:07:13,500
So I decided.

5569
04:07:13,560 --> 04:07:14,820
Well the first thing that I discovered.

5570
04:07:15,020 --> 04:07:15,680
When I went into your.

5571
04:07:16,600 --> 04:07:16,960
Harrowing.

5572
04:07:17,080 --> 04:07:18,480
Is Mr. T is a real person.

5573
04:07:18,580 --> 04:07:19,800
I just assumed this was an actor.

5574
04:07:19,900 --> 04:07:20,620
And a fictional character.

5575
04:07:20,660 --> 04:07:21,880
You got the biography there.

5576
04:07:22,200 --> 04:07:23,620
Bit standard stuff.

5577
04:07:23,840 --> 04:07:24,360
That you know.

5578
04:07:24,400 --> 04:07:25,480
You can get on Wikipedia.

5579
04:07:26,220 --> 04:07:26,740
But I mean.

5580
04:07:26,840 --> 04:07:27,720
This is a real guy.

5581
04:07:27,800 --> 04:07:27,980
Right.

5582
04:07:28,440 --> 04:07:29,280
Mr. T was born.

5583
04:07:29,440 --> 04:07:30,500
Lawrence Turow.

5584
04:07:31,620 --> 04:07:32,720
On the 21st of May.

5585
04:07:32,800 --> 04:07:33,320
52.

5586
04:07:33,680 --> 04:07:34,440
Second to youngest.

5587
04:07:34,580 --> 04:07:35,660
Of 12 children.

5588
04:07:37,020 --> 04:07:37,460
Father.

5589
04:07:37,840 --> 04:07:38,140
Left.

5590
04:07:38,260 --> 04:07:39,520
When he was five.

5591
04:07:40,520 --> 04:07:41,300
Mr. T's brother.

5592
04:07:42,000 --> 04:07:42,860
Survived in the areas.

5593
04:07:44,120 --> 04:07:44,560
Yeah.

5594
04:07:44,960 --> 04:07:47,140
You can find out about this.

5595
04:07:47,280 --> 04:07:47,600
I'm with you.

5596
04:07:47,760 --> 04:07:48,820
Well as far as I know.

5597
04:07:48,880 --> 04:07:50,660
I mean he started out as a bouncer in Chicago.

5598
04:07:51,200 --> 04:07:52,820
And he won some contests.

5599
04:07:53,500 --> 04:07:54,600
Pez is after you.

5600
04:07:54,920 --> 04:07:56,520
I don't know if you ever had a Pez.

5601
04:07:57,300 --> 04:07:57,700
Dispenser.

5602
04:07:57,920 --> 04:07:58,320
But they're.

5603
04:07:58,480 --> 04:07:59,460
They were rubbish.

5604
04:07:59,600 --> 04:08:00,360
And useless.

5605
04:08:01,800 --> 04:08:03,340
I had one once.

5606
04:08:03,520 --> 04:08:05,380
And after the two refills.

5607
04:08:05,640 --> 04:08:06,440
Just got bored of it.

5608
04:08:06,620 --> 04:08:06,760
Thought.

5609
04:08:06,960 --> 04:08:08,400
There's no point in refilling this.

5610
04:08:08,520 --> 04:08:09,780
The sweets are even shit.

5611
04:08:10,300 --> 04:08:11,160
The sweets don't even.

5612
04:08:11,580 --> 04:08:12,060
They're rubbish.

5613
04:08:12,580 --> 04:08:13,520
You can get better.

5614
04:08:13,520 --> 04:08:14,960
And more bang for your buck.

5615
04:08:15,400 --> 04:08:17,140
Buying a fucking penny sweet mix.

5616
04:08:17,740 --> 04:08:18,520
Or if you wanted.

5617
04:08:18,680 --> 04:08:19,100
Sure but.

5618
04:08:19,260 --> 04:08:19,980
Kind of esque.

5619
04:08:20,120 --> 04:08:21,520
Sort of fucking sucky sweets.

5620
04:08:22,160 --> 04:08:23,540
Just go and buy a packet of them.

5621
04:08:23,620 --> 04:08:24,040
Don't.

5622
04:08:24,040 --> 04:08:24,420
Don't be.

5623
04:08:24,780 --> 04:08:25,560
Wasting your time.

5624
04:08:26,040 --> 04:08:27,620
Refilling a fucking stupid thing.

5625
04:08:28,060 --> 04:08:29,580
Which no one found cool by the way.

5626
04:08:29,940 --> 04:08:31,560
I mean if you brought that into school.

5627
04:08:31,660 --> 04:08:32,380
Or anything like that.

5628
04:08:32,420 --> 04:08:33,880
And said look at my Pez dispenser.

5629
04:08:34,500 --> 04:08:35,560
That was rubbish.

5630
04:08:35,900 --> 04:08:36,660
People would not.

5631
04:08:36,860 --> 04:08:37,440
You wouldn't.

5632
04:08:37,440 --> 04:08:38,680
You wouldn't make friends.

5633
04:08:38,760 --> 04:08:40,100
Based on that situation.

5634
04:08:40,360 --> 04:08:41,060
Thank you very much.

5635
04:08:41,160 --> 04:08:41,900
To Rubu San.

5636
04:08:41,980 --> 04:08:42,720
For the tip there.

5637
04:08:42,920 --> 04:08:44,400
The world's toughest bouncer.

5638
04:08:44,520 --> 04:08:45,400
That Sylvester Sloan.

5639
04:08:45,480 --> 04:08:46,200
Happened to be watching.

5640
04:08:46,300 --> 04:08:47,560
He's a legitimate tough guy.

5641
04:08:47,760 --> 04:08:48,120
Out of school.

5642
04:08:48,120 --> 04:08:48,280
Yeah.

5643
04:08:48,400 --> 04:08:49,420
It was chalk.

5644
04:08:49,580 --> 04:08:50,020
But I mean.

5645
04:08:50,140 --> 04:08:51,160
You could buy chalk.

5646
04:08:51,260 --> 04:08:51,980
And eat the chalk.

5647
04:08:52,100 --> 04:08:52,440
Like the.

5648
04:08:52,740 --> 04:08:53,880
Do you remember the fucking ones.

5649
04:08:53,940 --> 04:08:55,040
That you put around your wrist.

5650
04:08:55,100 --> 04:08:55,640
And it was like.

5651
04:08:56,120 --> 04:08:57,020
You had a chalk.

5652
04:08:57,780 --> 04:08:58,220
Bracelet.

5653
04:08:58,380 --> 04:08:58,660
I mean.

5654
04:08:58,980 --> 04:09:00,380
I wouldn't go around wearing that.

5655
04:09:00,460 --> 04:09:01,020
But obviously.

5656
04:09:01,140 --> 04:09:01,620
You'd eat it.

5657
04:09:01,760 --> 04:09:03,000
You could get that chalk.

5658
04:09:03,140 --> 04:09:03,380
And then.

5659
04:09:03,580 --> 04:09:05,820
You'd have more substantial chalk.

5660
04:09:06,320 --> 04:09:07,280
Is what I'm saying.

5661
04:09:08,340 --> 04:09:09,820
By buying one of those things.

5662
04:09:09,980 --> 04:09:12,600
Than having to refill the fucking pez as well.

5663
04:09:12,600 --> 04:09:14,680
He's.

5664
04:09:14,880 --> 04:09:15,540
He's a badass.

5665
04:09:15,980 --> 04:09:16,160
Okay.

5666
04:09:16,220 --> 04:09:17,660
So he gets into a Stallone movie.

5667
04:09:17,720 --> 04:09:18,600
One of the Rocky movies.

5668
04:09:18,660 --> 04:09:18,800
Yeah.

5669
04:09:18,880 --> 04:09:18,960
Rocky.

5670
04:09:18,960 --> 04:09:19,560
And then what happened.

5671
04:09:20,040 --> 04:09:20,520
From there.

5672
04:09:20,560 --> 04:09:21,380
He just sort of took off.

5673
04:09:21,440 --> 04:09:22,480
I'm not sure why.

5674
04:09:22,620 --> 04:09:23,120
But you know.

5675
04:09:23,160 --> 04:09:23,700
He came.

5676
04:09:24,080 --> 04:09:25,060
Started the A team.

5677
04:09:25,160 --> 04:09:25,400
And then.

5678
04:09:25,720 --> 04:09:25,880
You know.

5679
04:09:25,880 --> 04:09:27,140
He sort of was a really big star.

5680
04:09:27,200 --> 04:09:27,920
Until the end of the 80s.

5681
04:09:27,920 --> 04:09:29,040
When he pretty much disappeared.

5682
04:09:29,040 --> 04:09:30,460
Except for the odd cameo.

5683
04:09:30,660 --> 04:09:30,660
And.

5684
04:09:30,880 --> 04:09:30,980
Now.

5685
04:09:30,980 --> 04:09:31,120
Now.

5686
04:09:31,120 --> 04:09:32,200
Is this series still on here?

5687
04:09:32,380 --> 04:09:33,020
I think it's.

5688
04:09:33,080 --> 04:09:35,540
I think it's played in reruns on the Bravo network.

5689
04:09:35,680 --> 04:09:35,760
I think.

5690
04:09:35,760 --> 04:09:35,900
All right.

5691
04:09:35,920 --> 04:09:36,020
Now.

5692
04:09:36,020 --> 04:09:36,900
Let's talk about the site.

5693
04:09:37,000 --> 04:09:37,120
I mean.

5694
04:09:37,160 --> 04:09:38,260
What are the kind of things you got.

5695
04:09:38,260 --> 04:09:38,420
I mean.

5696
04:09:38,480 --> 04:09:40,640
How deep can you go into Mr. T on your site?

5697
04:09:40,900 --> 04:09:42,840
How deep is your T?

5698
04:09:43,080 --> 04:09:44,040
Is your T?

5699
04:09:44,320 --> 04:09:46,800
How deep is your T?

5700
04:09:47,500 --> 04:09:50,380
Stu really wants to know.

5701
04:09:51,380 --> 04:09:52,500
Cause he's.

5702
04:09:53,620 --> 04:09:56,440
Trying to do an interview about T.

5703
04:09:57,160 --> 04:09:59,640
He's got another three minutes to fill.

5704
04:10:00,420 --> 04:10:03,860
And he'd love to fill that time.

5705
04:10:04,240 --> 04:10:07,420
With some chat about Mr. T.

5706
04:10:07,840 --> 04:10:08,800
About T.

5707
04:10:09,040 --> 04:10:11,320
How deep is Mr. T.

5708
04:10:11,600 --> 04:10:12,280
You know what I'm on about.

5709
04:10:12,360 --> 04:10:12,660
But I mean.

5710
04:10:13,040 --> 04:10:15,880
I can identify with this guy's face here as well.

5711
04:10:15,920 --> 04:10:16,180
Because.

5712
04:10:16,800 --> 04:10:17,840
He's got this kind of.

5713
04:10:19,280 --> 04:10:21,040
And I know exactly how that feels.

5714
04:10:21,820 --> 04:10:24,060
I think he's a man who does a smile.

5715
04:10:24,060 --> 04:10:26,120
On one side of his face only.

5716
04:10:26,880 --> 04:10:29,400
And I suffer from that same problem as well.

5717
04:10:29,940 --> 04:10:31,660
I've done a smile for so long.

5718
04:10:31,700 --> 04:10:33,100
Without really noticing it.

5719
04:10:33,500 --> 04:10:34,700
That I've developed a kind of.

5720
04:10:35,020 --> 04:10:36,460
One of these on this side.

5721
04:10:37,100 --> 04:10:38,660
And then if I try and fucking smile.

5722
04:10:38,900 --> 04:10:39,520
On that side.

5723
04:10:39,580 --> 04:10:39,940
It's like.

5724
04:10:40,400 --> 04:10:41,580
It's hard to do.

5725
04:10:42,100 --> 04:10:43,520
And also there is no.

5726
04:10:43,940 --> 04:10:45,180
There's no line there.

5727
04:10:45,460 --> 04:10:46,060
But this side.

5728
04:10:47,300 --> 04:10:48,120
Big line.

5729
04:10:48,480 --> 04:10:48,740
So I.

5730
04:10:48,800 --> 04:10:51,320
I can feel this guy's pain here.

5731
04:10:53,060 --> 04:10:54,500
You see what I'm saying there.

5732
04:10:54,580 --> 04:10:55,900
He's got one of those.

5733
04:10:55,900 --> 04:10:57,160
Let's talk about the site.

5734
04:10:57,260 --> 04:10:57,380
I mean.

5735
04:10:57,380 --> 04:10:58,520
What are the kind of things you got.

5736
04:10:58,600 --> 04:10:58,680
I mean.

5737
04:10:58,740 --> 04:11:01,000
How deep can you go into Mr. T on your site.

5738
04:11:01,120 --> 04:11:01,680
I've got.

5739
04:11:02,160 --> 04:11:03,620
If you look at Stu's face.

5740
04:11:03,680 --> 04:11:05,140
He's got a double situation.

5741
04:11:05,140 --> 04:11:06,040
What are the kind of things.

5742
04:11:06,160 --> 04:11:06,920
Which is a normal.

5743
04:11:06,980 --> 04:11:07,580
He's got a normal.

5744
04:11:07,580 --> 04:11:07,880
I mean.

5745
04:11:07,960 --> 04:11:09,120
How deep can you go into.

5746
04:11:09,960 --> 04:11:11,240
He's got a normal.

5747
04:11:11,440 --> 04:11:12,200
Mr. T on your.

5748
04:11:12,880 --> 04:11:14,480
He's got two lines there.

5749
04:11:14,640 --> 04:11:14,760
But.

5750
04:11:15,340 --> 04:11:16,020
This guy has.

5751
04:11:16,020 --> 04:11:16,300
I've got.

5752
04:11:17,320 --> 04:11:18,580
This guy has only one.

5753
04:11:18,660 --> 04:11:21,000
Stu's got a perfectly balanced line scenario.

5754
04:11:21,560 --> 04:11:22,460
How deep can you go.

5755
04:11:22,540 --> 04:11:23,600
And even Stu knows.

5756
04:11:23,720 --> 04:11:24,980
The question he's asking is.

5757
04:11:25,660 --> 04:11:26,020
Cat.

5758
04:11:26,760 --> 04:11:27,920
Because he's laughing at it.

5759
04:11:27,920 --> 04:11:31,560
What are the kind of things you got? I mean, how deep can you go into Mr. T on your site?

5760
04:11:31,680 --> 04:11:41,740
Well, I've got a biography of him, a sort of, like, likes and dislikes list, an 18-episode guide, and a Mr. T world tour photo archive.

5761
04:11:41,940 --> 04:11:46,160
All right, now I saw that. Now, how did you do that? You got pictures of Mr. T, like, everywhere around the country.

5762
04:11:46,240 --> 04:11:51,140
Well, it's not Mr. T. It's actually this cement bust of Mr. T, which I...

5763
04:11:51,140 --> 04:11:53,580
They're fakes. Huh? Oh, yeah, they're fakes. Ah, well.

5764
04:11:54,740 --> 04:11:58,000
Great stuff. I thought Mr. T in Vegas. I thought you were there with Mr. T in Vegas.

5765
04:11:58,120 --> 04:11:58,860
Hanging with the T.

5766
04:11:59,260 --> 04:12:01,720
Now, this thing weighs, what, 20 pounds or something?

5767
04:12:01,860 --> 04:12:02,640
Yeah, 20 pounds.

5768
04:12:02,660 --> 04:12:04,000
You carried us around with you across the country.

5769
04:12:05,440 --> 04:12:08,060
Cribbon's Clearwater Revival. Thank you very much.

5770
04:12:08,060 --> 04:12:14,500
Stu shown up on Gary Devil's radar at all. He wouldn't show up, no, because it's a clash there of types and sorts.

5771
04:12:14,660 --> 04:12:19,500
Stu is far from a devil or a demonic presence. I mean, look at the guy.

5772
04:12:21,020 --> 04:12:25,260
He's everything about humanity that you'd fucking love to be and see.

5773
04:12:25,320 --> 04:12:26,140
Can you go into...

5774
04:12:26,140 --> 04:12:27,800
He's not from the underworld.

5775
04:12:28,700 --> 04:12:30,240
Mr. T on your site.

5776
04:12:31,000 --> 04:12:31,360
I'm...

5777
04:12:31,360 --> 04:12:32,240
Look at that.

5778
04:12:33,080 --> 04:12:40,200
Look at that transition as well. You've got a fucking web browser and Stu. It's the ultimate Stu transition.

5779
04:12:40,400 --> 04:12:41,680
I've got a biography.

5780
04:12:41,940 --> 04:12:42,680
Just some tea.

5781
04:12:43,180 --> 04:12:45,600
Now, this thing weighs, what, 20 pounds or something?

5782
04:12:45,760 --> 04:12:46,520
Yeah, 20 pounds.

5783
04:12:46,720 --> 04:12:48,500
But thanks for the tip, though, Cribbon.

5784
04:12:48,500 --> 04:12:55,620
You're weird, right?

5785
04:12:55,620 --> 04:12:56,440
It came from space.

5786
04:12:57,180 --> 04:12:57,980
Where did you get this thing?

5787
04:12:59,080 --> 04:13:04,800
They're actually cast by this crazy French guy in Western Massachusetts who makes, like, cement Elvis's and...

5788
04:13:04,800 --> 04:13:06,460
Why did you get this?

5789
04:13:06,460 --> 04:13:09,300
Well, this is actually how I originally got into Mr. T, is I saw this...

5790
04:13:09,300 --> 04:13:09,960
You bought this first?

5791
04:13:10,240 --> 04:13:17,400
At a store in Cambridge, and I just thought, it's solid cement. It's going to last for hundreds of years. That's so absurd.

5792
04:13:17,740 --> 04:13:19,620
Mr. T? So I bought it.

5793
04:13:19,820 --> 04:13:23,840
And then you go posing this thing in front of the Grand Canyon and outrush more and all this ridiculous stuff.

5794
04:13:24,200 --> 04:13:27,780
Now, on your website, you've got Mr. T versus the world's biggest tree.

5795
04:13:28,160 --> 04:13:31,120
I mean, this is like weirdness embedded in weirdness. What is the point?

5796
04:13:31,560 --> 04:13:36,780
Why not? I mean, you get a really big guy and a really big tree. Compare their staff.

5797
04:13:36,800 --> 04:13:37,980
Did you ever meet the real guy?

5798
04:13:38,100 --> 04:13:41,640
I've never met Mr. T, but when I drove cross-country, I actually had a second one of these.

5799
04:13:41,840 --> 04:13:44,540
And I went by Mr. T's house and I left it at his house.

5800
04:13:44,680 --> 04:13:45,580
But you never got to see him?

5801
04:13:45,780 --> 04:13:53,660
It's fucking funny how, like, on Computer Chronicles, there was a serious backdrop to what he was doing,

5802
04:13:53,760 --> 04:13:59,920
because he was trying to interrogate and criticize technological developments.

5803
04:13:59,920 --> 04:14:05,360
But the internet, as we can see, then had just changed the game, so to speak.

5804
04:14:05,820 --> 04:14:10,540
And it was just like an endless amount of just weird shit.

5805
04:14:11,400 --> 04:14:17,440
And Stu's doing these interviews with the same, he's grilling him with the same way he would have grilled,

5806
04:14:17,620 --> 04:14:23,300
like, a software engineer on their latest release or something like that.

5807
04:14:23,700 --> 04:14:25,100
It's a great pivot.

5808
04:14:25,100 --> 04:14:25,600
Yeah, Grand Canyon.

5809
04:14:25,600 --> 04:14:27,420
And outrush more and all this ridiculous stuff.

5810
04:14:27,780 --> 04:14:31,340
Now, on your website, you've got Mr. T versus the world's biggest tree.

5811
04:14:31,760 --> 04:14:33,780
I mean, this is like weirdness embedded in weirdness.

5812
04:14:33,980 --> 04:14:34,680
What is the point?

5813
04:14:35,120 --> 04:14:39,400
Why not? I mean, you get a really big guy and a really big tree.

5814
04:14:39,760 --> 04:14:40,400
Compare their staff.

5815
04:14:40,460 --> 04:14:40,840
Did you ever?

5816
04:14:41,220 --> 04:14:42,140
You're a big guy.

5817
04:14:42,180 --> 04:14:42,820
Can you meet the real guy?

5818
04:14:42,940 --> 04:14:46,480
I've never met Mr. T, but when I drove cross-country, I actually had a second one of these.

5819
04:14:47,020 --> 04:14:50,920
You really want Stu at this point to go, well, I've got a surprise for you.

5820
04:14:51,500 --> 04:14:52,640
Here's Mr. T.

5821
04:14:53,320 --> 04:14:56,040
And I went by Mr. T's house and I left it at his house.

5822
04:14:56,180 --> 04:14:57,080
But you never got to see him?

5823
04:14:57,080 --> 04:15:00,460
No, there's lots of guard dogs in between the two and his house.

5824
04:15:00,520 --> 04:15:01,020
Where's he live?

5825
04:15:01,340 --> 04:15:02,220
Lake Forest, Illinois.

5826
04:15:02,360 --> 04:15:03,280
It's a really rich suburb of Chicago.

5827
04:15:03,280 --> 04:15:04,100
He's still back in Chicago.

5828
04:15:04,260 --> 04:15:04,440
Yeah.

5829
04:15:04,780 --> 04:15:06,040
He knows where he lives.

5830
04:15:06,260 --> 04:15:07,920
He's found that information out.

5831
04:15:08,140 --> 04:15:14,240
He might have shared that in a private group somewhere to other Mr. T enthusiasts.

5832
04:15:15,780 --> 04:15:17,320
Who knows what went on?

5833
04:15:17,400 --> 04:15:18,720
Who knows what's going on?

5834
04:15:18,800 --> 04:15:22,160
And who knows who the fuck is watching out there?

5835
04:15:22,200 --> 04:15:22,480
Yeah, yeah.

5836
04:15:22,700 --> 04:15:28,780
Now let's go back again to what he represented to you, Mr. T. I mean, what does he represent?

5837
04:15:28,940 --> 04:15:30,760
I mean, he's just like a strange guy with a strange haircut.

5838
04:15:30,820 --> 04:15:31,740
He's a lousy actor, right?

5839
04:15:32,820 --> 04:15:34,300
Yeah, I mean, for the most part.

5840
04:15:34,300 --> 04:15:34,780
There you go.

5841
04:15:35,160 --> 04:15:36,240
He's got his own website.

5842
04:15:36,460 --> 04:15:37,040
Why not?

5843
04:15:37,140 --> 04:15:38,720
I mean, you've got the Starsky and Hutch website.

5844
04:15:38,880 --> 04:15:40,520
You know, the world needs a Mr. T website.

5845
04:15:40,640 --> 04:15:43,140
But really, is there something that, I mean, why was the series so popular?

5846
04:15:43,200 --> 04:15:44,440
This guy just came out of nowhere.

5847
04:15:44,640 --> 04:15:50,040
I think that's part of why I'm fascinated is because he really wasn't the world's greatest actor.

5848
04:15:50,040 --> 04:15:56,100
And yet his image has been on everything from breakfast cereal to air fresheners to comic books.

5849
04:15:56,240 --> 04:16:00,860
I mean, it's a media iconification.

5850
04:16:01,220 --> 04:16:02,660
Do you ever find a story on what's the deal?

5851
04:16:02,840 --> 04:16:04,100
Spill the Mr. T.

5852
04:16:04,280 --> 04:16:06,400
Stu's just, thank you very much, Spill the Mr. T.

5853
04:16:06,880 --> 04:16:11,280
Stu just keeps going like, I, what and why?

5854
04:16:11,520 --> 04:16:14,300
And do you ever find, and you ever met him?

5855
04:16:14,980 --> 04:16:17,040
Wendy, what's that about?

5856
04:16:18,800 --> 04:16:22,440
Breakfast cereal to air fresheners to comic books.

5857
04:16:22,560 --> 04:16:27,200
I mean, it's a media iconification.

5858
04:16:27,540 --> 04:16:29,940
Do you ever find a story on what's the deal with this weird haircut?

5859
04:16:30,120 --> 04:16:31,520
As far as I know, it's a mandate.

5860
04:16:32,400 --> 04:16:36,800
The way Stu looks down there, I think Stu's looking at his watch to go home.

5861
04:16:36,800 --> 04:16:39,420
Have we got how many more seconds to fill here?

5862
04:16:40,500 --> 04:16:49,740
Because he asked the question, Stu, and then Stu looks immediately down as if it's just autopilot at this stage for Stu.

5863
04:16:54,080 --> 04:16:55,780
Look, he asked your man a question.

5864
04:16:56,240 --> 04:17:01,780
But as soon as your man starts to answer, it's just straight down because he knows.

5865
04:17:01,960 --> 04:17:04,300
How much longer this fucking shit?

5866
04:17:04,780 --> 04:17:07,040
How many more Mr. T questions do we have?

5867
04:17:07,480 --> 04:17:09,000
Or do I even have any more?

5868
04:17:09,000 --> 04:17:09,280
Yeah.

5869
04:17:10,060 --> 04:17:10,460
Iconification.

5870
04:17:10,760 --> 04:17:13,160
Do you ever find a story on what's the deal with this weird haircut?

5871
04:17:13,360 --> 04:17:15,240
As far as I know, it's a Mandinka cut.

5872
04:17:15,480 --> 04:17:18,360
And he says that when the tribe that is...

5873
04:17:18,360 --> 04:17:22,340
I knew who Mandinka.

5874
04:17:23,060 --> 04:17:24,120
Africa wore their hair that way.

5875
04:17:24,120 --> 04:17:24,300
Really?

5876
04:17:24,520 --> 04:17:24,700
Yeah.

5877
04:17:25,000 --> 04:17:25,280
All right.

5878
04:17:25,300 --> 04:17:26,680
So we'll go to your website and check it out.

5879
04:17:26,880 --> 04:17:27,520
Thanks a lot, buddy.

5880
04:17:28,720 --> 04:17:29,880
Thanks a lot, buddy.

5881
04:17:30,480 --> 04:17:32,160
So disingenuous.

5882
04:17:32,360 --> 04:17:34,360
But that's what I love about it as well.

5883
04:17:34,580 --> 04:17:35,200
Africa wore their hair.

5884
04:17:35,460 --> 04:17:40,460
He says that when the tribe that his ancestors were in from Africa wore their hair that way.

5885
04:17:40,460 --> 04:17:40,680
Really?

5886
04:17:40,880 --> 04:17:41,060
Yeah.

5887
04:17:41,340 --> 04:17:41,640
All right.

5888
04:17:41,640 --> 04:17:43,040
So we'll go to your website and check it out.

5889
04:17:43,220 --> 04:17:43,880
Thanks a lot, buddy.

5890
04:17:43,940 --> 04:17:44,280
No problem.

5891
04:17:46,020 --> 04:17:49,320
The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia is after you.

5892
04:17:54,340 --> 04:17:56,140
Fucking Kevin Bacon there, look.

5893
04:17:56,200 --> 04:17:57,540
The origin of bacon.

5894
04:17:57,760 --> 04:17:58,860
The Oracle of Bacon.

5895
04:17:58,940 --> 04:17:59,720
That's what that is.

5896
04:18:02,020 --> 04:18:08,860
I thought it was going to be some fucking bacon-based, like, rashers and shit, but it's actually a Kevin Bacon website.

5897
04:18:08,860 --> 04:18:19,880
Bacon origins, Christian Slater, murder than the first.

5898
04:18:19,880 --> 04:18:46,980
Harrowing.

5899
04:18:47,500 --> 04:18:49,540
A harrowing first image there.

5900
04:18:49,540 --> 04:18:50,800
How is this going to develop?

5901
04:18:53,120 --> 04:18:53,740
Poor girl.

5902
04:18:53,900 --> 04:18:58,660
That literally was what was written on her in permanent ink.

5903
04:19:02,420 --> 04:19:06,020
Insane that you would want, that you'd get that on yourself.

5904
04:19:09,520 --> 04:19:15,040
So Muffy, you are our resident expert here on tattoos tonight and piercing and modifications.

5905
04:19:15,040 --> 04:19:17,140
And you have some beautiful tattoos yourself.

5906
04:19:17,640 --> 04:19:22,120
Kind of tell me what inspired you to go out and get a tattoo and how the web sort of tied in.

5907
04:19:22,120 --> 04:19:25,200
Look at the setup and power stance of Andrew here.

5908
04:19:25,280 --> 04:19:29,620
It's a powerfully fucking Latino-esque setup.

5909
04:19:29,620 --> 04:19:32,280
I mean, he's anything but by looking at him.

5910
04:19:32,460 --> 04:19:38,900
I mean, De Vries, probably a kind of a Gaelic sort of French heritage,

5911
04:19:39,280 --> 04:19:40,940
but he's gone full on.

5912
04:19:41,360 --> 04:19:44,120
It's a baggy shirt.

5913
04:19:44,440 --> 04:19:50,520
And then you've got this powerful kind of machismo setup here.

5914
04:19:51,860 --> 04:19:54,500
Sorry, Dutch.

5915
04:19:54,500 --> 04:19:56,960
Yeah, I mean, De Vries sounds French,

5916
04:19:57,060 --> 04:19:58,980
but I mean, if you look into it, it's probably not.

5917
04:19:59,700 --> 04:20:00,420
Probably Dutch.

5918
04:20:03,480 --> 04:20:03,880
De.

5919
04:20:10,820 --> 04:20:12,380
Muffy Barcossi.

5920
04:20:21,600 --> 04:20:27,540
very scary very painful um although as it turned out it wasn't as painful as i thought and it was

5921
04:20:27,540 --> 04:20:32,920
more painful than i thought um one of the things i did was to look around on the web um i looked at

5922
04:20:32,920 --> 04:20:40,060
the um the tattoo fact which tells about how uh problems you might have with healing i was looking

5923
04:20:40,060 --> 04:20:45,580
to see if there was glow in the dark ink things like that beautiful stuff i want to get a tiger

5924
04:20:45,580 --> 04:20:54,900
on my leg please yeah i want the tiger to be running towards you please yeah how much

5925
04:20:54,900 --> 04:21:01,040
500 650 euro yeah that's worth it i'll pay that money

5926
04:21:01,040 --> 04:21:12,000
yeah i want a fucking distressed looking bear please i want yet yeah i want a bear that looks

5927
04:21:12,000 --> 04:21:21,660
like it's it's dripping with meat please photos um good articles about tattooing a lot of links to

5928
04:21:21,660 --> 04:21:26,320
tattoo shops and tattoo artists right so that you can look at their work yeah i i've actually been on

5929
04:21:26,320 --> 04:21:30,900
that site and i'm amazed at the the depth and the breadth of different tattoos everything from

5930
04:21:30,900 --> 04:21:37,280
seem like very nice tattoos to just sort of outright macabre you know sort of fantasy images as well

5931
04:21:37,280 --> 04:21:43,580
so did you see something there that you you liked and and went with or no i i don't want to get

5932
04:21:43,580 --> 04:21:48,100
something that someone else has got or something what's that thing there that's like it's just

5933
04:21:48,100 --> 04:21:54,060
being fucking filled in like a coloring book badly is it meant to be a rose or something

5934
04:21:54,060 --> 04:22:00,960
you know that i'll see on the wall we might get something we might get a close-up but i mean

5935
04:22:00,960 --> 04:22:06,820
obviously that would be a bit pervy if the cameraman did close up on that region because it's specific

5936
04:22:06,820 --> 04:22:13,680
but from what i can tell right there and now at this moment in time

5937
04:22:13,680 --> 04:22:24,640
it's not great pat you don't want the uh anchor and the sailor tattoo no right um so the thing to

5938
04:22:24,640 --> 04:22:30,000
look at there is you see what's possible what's available and then um you can kind of work from that

5939
04:22:30,000 --> 04:22:34,760
with ideas i'm not much of an artist right and when you go to the tattoo shop you describe to the artist

5940
04:22:34,760 --> 04:22:40,860
computer games game boy thank you very much there steve balmer who says simply

5941
04:22:40,860 --> 04:22:50,240
developers developers developers and macabre macabre there are known unknowns that is to say we know

5942
04:22:50,240 --> 04:22:56,540
there are some things we do not know macabre fantasy image thank you very much there for the tip

5943
04:22:56,540 --> 04:23:01,220
you say how are you francis i'm not too bad at all thank you very much for the tip i hope you're getting

5944
04:23:01,220 --> 04:23:08,380
done well as well uh what's the story with all this like shrek-esque eyeball scenario at the top here

5945
04:23:08,380 --> 04:23:17,200
of this fella here who's gone for a kind of flee from the chili peppers load out on his body but it's

5946
04:23:17,200 --> 04:23:26,580
it's sub-flee it's just not it's not good enough to be flee what you want right so you know they have

5947
04:23:26,580 --> 04:23:31,520
you have to have some idea right and it seems like anything is really possible i mean i was amazed

5948
04:23:31,520 --> 04:23:37,740
anything goes in the tattoo works you do know that things we do corn on macabre thank you very much there

5949
04:23:37,740 --> 04:23:45,520
i saw a guy with his whole head and somebody's getting fucking very rowdy in the background of cybersmith during the

5950
04:23:45,520 --> 04:23:55,220
recording here that is insane that's just not right you know uh did you hear that there somebody's in the background going

5951
04:23:55,220 --> 04:24:15,760
i don't know if that's a wav file that gets streamed when you click on this image because the sound coincided with that or uh or is that someone in the background going

5952
04:24:15,760 --> 04:24:23,820
i mean i was amazed i saw a guy with his whole head but it's a perfectly aligned sound clip if it is

5953
04:24:23,820 --> 04:24:29,860
covered in tattoos and and full backs and that would be very very painful to get your head done because

5954
04:24:29,860 --> 04:24:39,260
it wouldn't have been wav i said that would have probably been too much uh it probably would have been a windows media audio file or even an aaf

5955
04:24:39,260 --> 04:24:47,860
no something that's very highly compressed oh and it's really right well and also speaking of anything

5956
04:24:47,860 --> 04:24:54,640
being possible it seems like branching out from just tattooing it was a dot stew file to piercing and other

5957
04:24:54,640 --> 04:25:00,340
kinds of modification or also something that's getting kind of big right well piercing was how i started um and

5958
04:25:00,340 --> 04:25:07,360
the first unusual we're getting a bit closer here but obviously the framing isn't going to allow us into that

5959
04:25:07,360 --> 04:25:16,160
scenario to to really understand what the tattoo is saying you know i had like the ears i got this eyebrow piercing and then i hung a little a little uh dangly

5960
04:25:16,160 --> 04:25:30,460
oh right beat off of it and everybody comes up and goes oh that's so cool it looks like a teardrop you know um i had i had my nipples pierced for a while i took those out but i mean i've seen people with just about everything pierced my roommate has an extremely large piercing

5961
04:25:30,460 --> 04:25:48,480
whoaaaaa Prince Albert alert I mean I've seen people with just or the opposite the woman version of the Prince Albert the Princess Alberta about every we don't need to discuss what or where that is but we understand

5962
04:25:48,480 --> 04:25:59,900
my roommate has an extremely large piercing I won't ask where okay thank you and so yeah there's a lot of piercing sites on the web too and in fact often a tattoo

5963
04:25:59,900 --> 04:26:01,280
the Queen Vic

5964
04:26:01,280 --> 04:26:15,480
this news info staff gallery piercing the shop links free stuff

5965
04:26:29,340 --> 04:26:32,720
and I guess it became popular enough that they became Mildred.com

5966
04:26:32,720 --> 04:26:36,100
what the fuck is that?

5967
04:26:36,100 --> 04:26:39,480
below is how your body looks right now

5968
04:26:39,480 --> 04:26:42,860
select a body region to place your selected piercing

5969
04:26:42,860 --> 04:26:48,240
it's not really it's a game more than anything you know it's an entertainment it's not really a place

5970
04:26:48,240 --> 04:26:50,240
what the fuck are they doing this for?

5971
04:26:50,240 --> 04:26:56,240
here's a close-up of the body part you selected click on the location where you want to place your piercing

5972
04:26:56,240 --> 04:26:57,240
why would they give you that?

5973
04:26:57,240 --> 04:27:09,620
it's like South Park Terence and Philip sort of fucking scare like comedy horror fucking cartoon

5974
04:27:09,620 --> 04:27:16,000
cartoon characters but they do have a lot of good information about like aftercare you have to put healing stuff on the tattoos

5975
04:27:16,000 --> 04:27:26,000
you actually choose your piercing and you pick a piercing you pick a body part you have to take care of it exactly so it's not as difficult as real life but it's you know it's interesting

5976
04:27:26,000 --> 04:27:36,780
that's great now what's what's next for you as you I'm sure as someone who has tattoos you're kind of a work of art in in progress so where do you see it going?

5977
04:27:36,780 --> 04:27:47,560
Frank O'Barry is asking there is the site still up Frank O'Barry I don't want to look I don't want to see that again that's enough fucking site for me for tonight

5978
04:27:47,560 --> 04:27:53,400
without going trying to scrape data scrape the archives for it

5979
04:27:53,400 --> 04:28:06,400
I'm still hoping to get this finished off soon so we're getting we're getting the detail here of it she's gonna say it's it she needs to get it finished off so that's probably why there was confusion surrounding what it is.

5980
04:28:06,400 --> 04:28:19,680
what it actually is maybe it's like a snake's mouth that's I mean it's like you can see the red inside the mouth and then the teeth need to be done up a bit maybe a tongue or something coming out there.

5981
04:28:20,680 --> 04:28:26,780
I'm still hoping to I hope she tells you what it is but I'm guessing it's a snake.

5982
04:28:36,020 --> 04:28:41,060
a lot of work. I'd like to get something with flames if I can, but I think that could be very difficult.

5983
04:28:42,260 --> 04:28:48,180
I'm probably not going to go for any of the more extreme things, but I think that could be very difficult.

5984
04:28:48,180 --> 04:28:48,580
Yeah.

5985
04:28:50,260 --> 04:28:55,060
Incienso de Santa Fe, scarification,

5986
04:28:57,060 --> 04:29:02,900
cutting, branding, and the art of the colloid.

5987
04:29:04,660 --> 04:29:08,660
It's getting dark now. It's getting into cutting. It's getting into branding.

5988
04:29:09,860 --> 04:29:12,100
It gives a correlation there between this

5989
04:29:12,980 --> 04:29:23,300
fucking body, uh, what would you call, modification, and then into pain and, and self-harm. The weird web.

5990
04:29:24,260 --> 04:29:28,420
That's the episode we're watching. I'm probably not going to go for any of the more extreme things,

5991
04:29:28,420 --> 04:29:33,300
what I consider extreme. Other people might- Dodgy shit. I don't consider it extreme.

5992
04:29:33,300 --> 04:29:37,060
extreme. Other people might consider it extreme. Not me.

5993
04:29:37,060 --> 04:29:42,420
Oh, tattoos are extreme. Um, such as, you know, branding or scarification though. Right. You can

5994
04:29:42,420 --> 04:29:45,300
find out about all that at the body modification site, but it's just not for me. And I'm not-

5995
04:29:45,300 --> 04:29:51,700
You know there are people out there that like to be fucking suspended on hooks and shit like that. Um,

5996
04:29:51,700 --> 04:30:00,580
I met one, uh, about 10 years ago, maybe in Dublin and, and surprise, surprise in the vicinity of a tattoo

5997
04:30:00,580 --> 04:30:06,340
parlor. And, uh, he was saying, oh yeah, I'm into this. What's it called? It wasn't called suspension.

5998
04:30:07,060 --> 04:30:20,980
It was called, uh, it was called, uh, it was called suspension. But I thought about hanging on hooks.

5999
04:30:23,300 --> 04:30:30,420
And, uh, uh, people who like to fucking hang on fucking hooks and stuff. I was like, are you serious?

6000
04:30:31,540 --> 04:30:38,980
He was like, yeah, dude. He was American. And, uh, maybe it is called suspension. Yeah.

6001
04:30:46,260 --> 04:30:50,900
But he didn't, he didn't show it. He didn't like go start showing us or any of that sort of stuff. But

6002
04:30:50,900 --> 04:30:56,740
I just thought it was, it was beyond the call of duty.

6003
04:30:59,380 --> 04:31:03,220
Not getting my- To be putting hooks into yourself and hanging on the hooks as well.

6004
04:31:03,220 --> 04:31:10,900
I'm pierced again. Okay. Good, good. Well, thanks Muffy. And that was Muffy. Thanks Muffy for that.

6005
04:31:10,900 --> 04:31:13,300
Okay. Good, good. Well, thanks Muffy.

6006
04:31:13,300 --> 04:31:24,340
Maybe, maybe Gary, it was that because it was in Temple Bar.

6007
04:31:33,700 --> 04:31:37,860
I'm not, I'm not having a go or anything. I mean, if they want to do it, it's fine. I just thought,

6008
04:31:37,860 --> 04:31:41,140
you're, you're ruining your, you're hurting your fucking skin, man.

6009
04:31:41,140 --> 04:31:53,940
What is this?

6010
04:31:53,940 --> 04:31:59,300
Very crazy.com.

6011
04:32:02,180 --> 04:32:05,300
Spumco's wonderful world of cartoons.

6012
04:32:05,300 --> 04:32:08,180
Very crazy.com.

6013
04:32:08,180 --> 04:32:14,100
Who are you?

6014
04:32:15,860 --> 04:32:19,860
What a great start. And look at how aloof he was there at that intro.

6015
04:32:20,900 --> 04:32:24,660
He's sitting next to Withers, but he's not even got his eyes open.

6016
04:32:27,780 --> 04:32:28,500
Who are you?

6017
04:32:28,500 --> 04:32:29,540
Who are you?

6018
04:32:30,420 --> 04:32:45,300
I'm Tweety Fish, AKA Matt Force, leader of the Nets first and only superhero team. Go Force.

6019
04:32:47,860 --> 04:32:53,700
And that's, that's, that's, there is no, you don't need to see anymore. All you need to just see there

6020
04:32:53,700 --> 04:33:01,620
is that reaction and her face there to that. But unfortunately there is another five minutes of this,

6021
04:33:01,620 --> 04:33:08,900
I'd say. Go Force. Go Force. Go Force. What is this Go Force thing? Well, Go Force was founded in early 1994,

6022
04:33:08,900 --> 04:33:15,220
when myself, Brett Force and Professor Go decided that the internet really needed a good sense of superhero justice

6023
04:33:15,220 --> 04:33:31,060
And again, there is no need for the rest of the interview because that's all, that's the only, that's the reaction that speaks volumes. But there is probably another five minutes of this.

6024
04:33:31,060 --> 04:33:52,900
So now, help me here. Now, you're Matt, right? I'm Matt Force, leader of the team. Now, why are you the leader of the team? I have the best hair. Clearly. I had a feeling that might have been what you were going to say, but I wasn't sure. And I'm glad you took it out. Now, tell me about Brett. He's, he's your brother, isn't he? He's a little bit of a black sheep. We like him. We love him. He's our brother.

6025
04:33:53,300 --> 04:33:58,260
This is, this is fucking weird, man. I just don't even want to read this.

6026
04:34:00,580 --> 04:34:21,100
But he was raised by dingoes in Australia. You can never tell what he's going to do, but in a pinch, he's good with a capital G. Good to the core. What about the professor? The professor's a whiz. He builds all our gadgets. He keeps up the mansion. He keeps up the Tim, our vehicle, the temporally intransigent morphing machine. And he, gosh, gosh, he's smart.

6027
04:34:25,620 --> 04:34:29,560
And he, gosh, gosh, he's smart.

6028
04:34:30,100 --> 04:34:47,100
He's a magnificent man. Is he really the spine behind the organization? He's the spine, the brains, the nerves, the lungs. He's what keeps us going, along with Gail, our mother.

6029
04:34:47,900 --> 04:34:51,780
Gail, now, I know there's a bit of a sad story about Gail. Can you tell me a little bit about that?

6030
04:34:51,780 --> 04:35:09,220
Well, several years ago in a yachting accident. Luckily, divers were able to salvage your consciousness and implanted an intelligent supercomputer, which now forms the hub of GoForce's computer network, dispensing tactical advice, mapping, weapons, grids, and also motherly advice when we seem to need it.

6031
04:35:09,340 --> 04:35:11,360
And those are important things to have when you're a superhero.

6032
04:35:12,020 --> 04:35:14,080
What would any superhero be without his mom?

6033
04:35:14,280 --> 04:35:17,280
Well, now, what would any superhero be without his arch-villain?

6034
04:35:18,780 --> 04:35:21,120
The elusive and mysterious Aztec Lou.

6035
04:35:21,340 --> 04:35:22,560
Tell me about Aztec Lou.

6036
04:35:22,720 --> 04:35:23,660
I knew this would come up.

6037
04:35:24,600 --> 04:35:28,020
Aztec Lou, 30 foot tall, exoskeletal body.

6038
04:35:28,260 --> 04:35:32,160
It's a real tough one, lads. It's a fucking tough one, this.

6039
04:35:32,940 --> 04:35:34,120
This is the toughest yet.

6040
04:35:34,700 --> 04:35:37,580
Anguish Panda, thank you very much there for the tip.

6041
04:35:37,780 --> 04:35:40,580
You say go, go, gadget, go, force.

6042
04:35:42,320 --> 04:35:43,340
Oh, fuck.

6043
04:35:47,240 --> 04:35:57,340
Even the way that this is laid out, they've done this background stripe scenario, which makes it really hard to fucking read anyway.

6044
04:35:59,340 --> 04:36:01,900
As if the text was worth reading in the beginning.

6045
04:36:02,500 --> 04:36:03,800
Who's going to be into this?

6046
04:36:05,680 --> 04:36:06,960
Who's going to be into this?

6047
04:36:08,560 --> 04:36:10,720
Actually, only three feet, four inches tall.

6048
04:36:10,820 --> 04:36:13,300
You wouldn't imagine what kind of chip that puts on a guy's shoulder.

6049
04:36:13,540 --> 04:36:16,340
He goes around the neck committing evil like you wouldn't believe.

6050
04:36:16,500 --> 04:36:17,120
And it's...

6051
04:36:17,120 --> 04:36:17,960
Poor Jane.

6052
04:36:18,660 --> 04:36:20,620
What kind of chip that puts on a guy's shoulder?

6053
04:36:20,840 --> 04:36:22,400
He goes around the neck committing...

6054
04:36:22,400 --> 04:36:23,620
Feel bad for Jane.

6055
04:36:23,620 --> 04:36:25,280
...evil like you wouldn't believe.

6056
04:36:25,380 --> 04:36:28,020
And it's our job to find him and to stop him.

6057
04:36:29,160 --> 04:36:30,320
Go, Matt, go.

6058
04:36:31,620 --> 04:36:33,580
Ah, no, she really...

6059
04:36:33,580 --> 04:36:37,660
I can't believe that she's playing into this stuff.

6060
04:36:38,440 --> 04:36:39,220
Stop it.

6061
04:36:42,220 --> 04:36:43,620
Go, Matt, go.

6062
04:36:47,800 --> 04:36:55,600
Now, Matt, is it true that you think that part of Aztec Lou's plan is something to do with Barney, the purple dinosaur?

6063
04:36:56,600 --> 04:36:58,560
You know, most people think Barney's a dinosaur.

6064
04:36:58,880 --> 04:36:59,360
He's not.

6065
04:36:59,520 --> 04:37:00,200
He's a robot.

6066
04:37:00,320 --> 04:37:01,320
An intelligent robot.

6067
04:37:01,440 --> 04:37:04,760
Controlled by Aztec Lou and his evil forces and the cult of the dead cow.

6068
04:37:04,840 --> 04:37:11,160
Trying to destroy us all with his insipid songs about happiness and joy and friendship and children.

6069
04:37:11,380 --> 04:37:13,020
So you're telling me it's all a lie?

6070
04:37:13,020 --> 04:37:14,080
It's all a lie.

6071
04:37:14,160 --> 04:37:16,020
It's all an evil, evil lie.

6072
04:37:16,380 --> 04:37:19,160
Now, is it true about Bert?

6073
04:37:23,540 --> 04:37:24,700
Fuck me, man.

6074
04:37:26,400 --> 04:37:32,920
I just get the feeling like, do you know when you watch like a hard-hitting indie film or piece of...

6075
04:37:32,920 --> 04:37:34,800
Thank you very much there.

6076
04:37:34,900 --> 04:37:38,900
Hard times for the classic 90s San Francisco weirdos.

6077
04:37:39,920 --> 04:37:42,200
When you watch something that's really...

6078
04:37:42,200 --> 04:37:49,020
It's obviously not going to be a big movie, but it's thought-provoking and it's hard-hitting.

6079
04:37:50,620 --> 04:37:52,060
And it's a tough watch.

6080
04:37:52,860 --> 04:37:55,340
And I'm getting that kind of feeling off it.

6081
04:37:55,340 --> 04:38:01,700
And it's just an interview with a guy in a late 90s web-based TV show review.

6082
04:38:02,800 --> 04:38:03,700
A web review.

6083
04:38:06,040 --> 04:38:07,540
It's fucking tough, man.

6084
04:38:07,540 --> 04:38:12,020
Look at this.

6085
04:38:16,520 --> 04:38:18,980
Who's eating Dilded Bird Grape is after you?

6086
04:38:18,980 --> 04:38:20,200
There's some things we do not know.

6087
04:38:21,820 --> 04:38:23,720
Thank you very much, Donald Rumsfeld.

6088
04:38:23,900 --> 04:38:24,660
Louis Burke.

6089
04:38:25,880 --> 04:38:27,400
For the tip there, Louis Burke.

6090
04:38:27,500 --> 04:38:28,340
Thank you very much.

6091
04:38:31,340 --> 04:38:32,380
Computer games.

6092
04:38:33,880 --> 04:38:35,280
Handheld gaming devices.

6093
04:38:35,800 --> 04:38:36,440
Anacondagy.

6094
04:38:36,440 --> 04:38:40,320
And no, thank you for the tip.

6095
04:38:40,740 --> 04:38:41,500
Thank you very much.

6096
04:38:42,400 --> 04:38:43,900
In some ways now,

6097
04:38:44,420 --> 04:38:48,780
I was disappointed that Jane was playing into it,

6098
04:38:48,840 --> 04:38:52,900
but also it does speak to the level of professionalism

6099
04:38:52,900 --> 04:38:56,280
and dignity that Jane has.

6100
04:38:56,420 --> 04:38:58,880
That she wasn't going to let this guy

6101
04:38:58,880 --> 04:39:00,220
be and do and say,

6102
04:39:00,220 --> 04:39:02,340
be and do and say,

6103
04:39:02,340 --> 04:39:07,040
without offering some kind of buttress of support

6104
04:39:07,040 --> 04:39:10,440
in the shape of a kind of full,

6105
04:39:10,940 --> 04:39:13,120
put-on intrigue.

6106
04:39:14,120 --> 04:39:18,740
So it's definitely a situation where I'm conflicted

6107
04:39:18,740 --> 04:39:22,700
and I don't know whether or not to feel good about it or bad, but...

6108
04:39:26,700 --> 04:39:30,080
As Franco Berry says, Jane never withers.

6109
04:39:30,200 --> 04:39:33,460
And we've got this situation here with himself.

6110
04:39:34,200 --> 04:39:45,700
It's it's it's. Some things just are beyond words. I love Bert. I'll tell you now I love

6111
04:39:45,700 --> 04:39:51,960
Bert. He used to be good. And I think that's going to be a new sting right there. Just

6112
04:39:51,960 --> 04:40:03,760
this and I love Bert. True about Bert. I love Bert. I think that's just that bit there.

6113
04:40:03,760 --> 04:40:33,320
I'll tell you now I love Bert. He used to be good. That's going to be coming back. And that's going to be played to death. He used to be good. He used to treat Ernie like a saint. But then he started hitting the bottle. Tequila Everclear, you name it. He's a Muppet so he can take it. It just makes him a bad man in with Hitler in with Stalin in with all the biggest evil. Got a picture of Hitler in there and Bert from Bert and Ernie from Thesame Street. And they've said that Bert is

6114
04:40:33,320 --> 04:40:47,400
evil image archive. A rarely seen photo of Hitler with his favorite general. And Jane is playing along with with with that situation as well.

6115
04:40:51,400 --> 04:41:02,400
The bottle, tequila, Everclear, you name it, he's a Muppet so he can take it. It just makes him a bad man. In with Hitler, in with Stalin, in with all the biggest evils, even at...

6116
04:41:02,400 --> 04:41:07,460
Clamity Jane, thank you very much. In with Hitler, in with Stalin.

6117
04:41:07,940 --> 04:41:16,860
It pains me to hear this story, Matt, but I know that with you and your team from GoForce that you can make the difference.

6118
04:41:16,860 --> 04:41:20,660
We hope so, we pray so. With the net support, we will.

6119
04:41:21,920 --> 04:41:22,800
Thanks, Matt.

6120
04:41:23,580 --> 04:41:24,360
Thank you.

6121
04:41:25,100 --> 04:41:28,020
On this Cyber Blast, we're going to send you six weird...

6122
04:41:28,020 --> 04:41:32,940
Man, I never thought I'd say it, but thank fuck that Cyber Blast is here.

6123
04:41:33,260 --> 04:41:39,480
It's always been the bit that I've always given out about because it's pointless and it's just...

6124
04:41:39,480 --> 04:41:42,840
Most of the screen is taken up by static imagery.

6125
04:41:42,840 --> 04:41:46,520
But thanks fuck for Cyber Blast.

6126
04:41:46,520 --> 04:41:52,980
...programs that can be found on the web. We'll be downloading nearly four megabytes of code to you in less than 120 seconds.

6127
04:41:53,140 --> 04:41:54,880
Crazy, crazy Drake.

6128
04:41:54,960 --> 04:41:56,640
...see the data downloading over here.

6129
04:41:57,380 --> 04:42:02,580
To get these files this fast through the TV signal, you need a card for your computer called a TV modem.

6130
04:42:02,820 --> 04:42:03,960
We'll tell you more about that later.

6131
04:42:04,340 --> 04:42:08,140
You can also download these files off the web using your regular telephone modem.

6132
04:42:08,140 --> 04:42:11,120
Download time at 28.8 will be about half an hour.

6133
04:42:11,640 --> 04:42:13,040
Now let me tell you what we're sending you.

6134
04:42:13,120 --> 04:42:15,580
First of all, a wild game called Crazy Drake.

6135
04:42:15,580 --> 04:42:19,580
This is a platform scroller much like an earlier game called Earthworm Gem.

6136
04:42:19,580 --> 04:42:23,040
It's one of the most popular game downloads on the web.

6137
04:42:23,040 --> 04:42:27,040
Then a classic, the 1980s arcade hit Defender, ported for the PC.

6138
04:42:27,040 --> 04:42:31,760
And a great little game called Passage Plus, a perfect way to relax during a PC break.

6139
04:42:31,760 --> 04:42:34,820
We're also sending you Zone Rings from Outer Space.

6140
04:42:34,820 --> 04:42:43,980
This is a virtual kaleidoscope on your PC that creates spirograph type images using polygons and can turn your screen into an amazing palette of swirling images.

6141
04:42:43,980 --> 04:42:49,520
And we're sending you World's Counter, a little screensaver that shows you the current population of the world.

6142
04:42:49,520 --> 04:42:54,440
And finally, we're sending you a tremendously valuable and practical tool, WinZip 95.

6143
04:42:54,440 --> 04:43:00,440
This will let you decode various popular email compression formats such as UU Code, VIN Hex, and MIME.

6144
04:43:00,440 --> 04:43:07,100
Remember, we're sending all six programs to you right now through the television signal using our Cyber Blast technology.

6145
04:43:07,100 --> 04:43:11,540
The speed of this download is equivalent to that of about a 400 kbps modem.

6146
04:43:11,540 --> 04:43:14,280
So it's a lot faster than using your usual modem.

6147
04:43:14,900 --> 04:43:18,960
WinZip 95 is just a fucking unzip program.

6148
04:43:19,860 --> 04:43:23,520
He said it was like it's going to change your world or something.

6149
04:43:25,820 --> 04:43:27,460
We use WinZip now.

6150
04:43:27,760 --> 04:43:33,920
This will let you decode various popular email compression formats such as UU Code, VIN Hex, and MIME.

6151
04:43:35,820 --> 04:43:38,140
So it looks like the download is just about complete.

6152
04:43:38,440 --> 04:43:39,740
Have fun with your new software.

6153
04:43:40,040 --> 04:43:42,440
That wraps up this Cyber Blast on the Internet Cafe.

6154
04:43:42,820 --> 04:43:43,660
I'm Giles Bateman.

6155
04:43:46,620 --> 04:43:48,460
Very crazy productions.

6156
04:43:48,980 --> 04:43:49,960
Geocities.com.

6157
04:43:50,060 --> 04:43:50,940
Area 51.

6158
04:43:51,640 --> 04:43:52,160
4313.

6159
04:43:52,500 --> 04:43:55,420
We've got another situation coming up.

6160
04:43:55,700 --> 04:43:57,280
It's not over yet, guys.

6161
04:43:58,740 --> 04:44:02,000
I know you're feeling like you need to be let out of the basement.

6162
04:44:02,000 --> 04:44:05,080
And that the beatings need to stop.

6163
04:44:05,620 --> 04:44:09,320
But unfortunately, there still is more beatings.

6164
04:44:10,660 --> 04:44:15,260
We've got a fucking mannequin in a suggestive pose there.

6165
04:44:16,500 --> 04:44:19,260
Craziest Scythe on Planet Tour.

6166
04:44:19,260 --> 04:44:34,180
The craziest baby stuff of the century.

6167
04:44:39,200 --> 04:44:43,660
I'm just getting an all-round bad vibe about this episode.

6168
04:44:43,660 --> 04:45:07,440
Look at the size of that color.

6169
04:45:08,800 --> 04:45:10,420
It's fucking huge.

6170
04:45:12,360 --> 04:45:13,860
Little Shane as well.

6171
04:45:41,060 --> 04:45:42,060
Really?

6172
04:45:42,060 --> 04:45:43,060
Yes.

6173
04:45:43,060 --> 04:45:44,060
Very weird.

6174
04:45:44,060 --> 04:45:46,060
And he even has probes in his stomach.

6175
04:45:46,060 --> 04:45:47,060
Inside his stomach?

6176
04:45:47,060 --> 04:45:48,060
Yes.

6177
04:45:48,060 --> 04:45:50,060
He's doing something in his stomach or in his lungs.

6178
04:45:50,060 --> 04:45:55,060
I don't quite know how he got them there, but he's sending photographs up onto the web as well during these performances.

6179
04:45:55,060 --> 04:45:57,060
Is that kind of like inner art?

6180
04:45:57,060 --> 04:45:59,060
You know, I don't know, but it just scared me.

6181
04:45:59,060 --> 04:46:00,060
So I went away from it.

6182
04:46:00,060 --> 04:46:04,060
But it's a great site to check out and get kind of weirded out.

6183
04:46:04,060 --> 04:46:09,060
Something else that really kind of cracked me up was a site called Burt is Evil.

6184
04:46:09,060 --> 04:46:10,060
You mean Burt from-

6185
04:46:10,060 --> 04:46:12,060
We going back over this again?

6186
04:46:12,060 --> 04:46:24,060
We've had this with the fucking mad cunt that was talking to Jay in the last one, but we've got another, they're reprising it again.

6187
04:46:24,060 --> 04:46:28,060
Unless it's a completely different site again or-

6188
04:46:31,060 --> 04:46:36,060
He's in with Stalin, he's in with Hitler, he's in with Stalin, he's just a bad guy.

6189
04:46:36,060 --> 04:46:41,060
The one that really kind of cracked me up was a site called Burt is Evil.

6190
04:46:41,060 --> 04:46:42,060
You mean Burt from Sesame Street?

6191
04:46:42,060 --> 04:46:44,060
I mean Burt from Sesame Street.

6192
04:46:44,060 --> 04:46:45,060
My Burt of Burt and Ernie?

6193
04:46:45,060 --> 04:46:46,060
Exactly.

6194
04:46:46,060 --> 04:46:48,060
In fact, there are some photos on that site.

6195
04:46:48,060 --> 04:46:49,060
Wait a sec.

6196
04:46:49,060 --> 04:46:54,060
Was it Ernie in the last one with the other fella and now this is just Burt?

6197
04:47:00,060 --> 04:47:02,060
No, it was Burt, wasn't it?

6198
04:47:04,060 --> 04:47:05,060
And why-

6199
04:47:05,060 --> 04:47:07,060
The other guy said Burt as well.

6200
04:47:07,060 --> 04:47:08,060
Yeah, not Owen.

6201
04:47:08,060 --> 04:47:09,060
I'm not going crazy here.

6202
04:47:09,060 --> 04:47:10,060
It was Burt.

6203
04:47:10,060 --> 04:47:11,060
But why-

6204
04:47:11,060 --> 04:47:13,060
Why are they there with a woman who's half naked?

6205
04:47:13,060 --> 04:47:17,060
And another thing is, why is Jane going-

6206
04:47:17,060 --> 04:47:19,060
Not Burt, from Burt and Ernie?

6207
04:47:19,060 --> 04:47:26,060
Like, she's just had a conversation with a guy who was saying that Burt was in with Hitler, he was in with Stalin.

6208
04:47:27,060 --> 04:47:33,060
Why is she not going, "All right, Jess, so you must have seen the same website that I was just after seeing."

6209
04:47:33,060 --> 04:47:34,060
Burt from Sesame Street.

6210
04:47:34,060 --> 04:47:35,060
My Burt of Burt and Ernie?

6211
04:47:35,060 --> 04:47:36,060
Exactly.

6212
04:47:36,060 --> 04:47:38,060
In fact, there are some photos on that site that will shock you.

6213
04:47:38,060 --> 04:47:43,060
Like the fact that Burt may have actually taken Ernie into a strip club.

6214
04:47:43,060 --> 04:47:44,060
And I heard that Ernie ran out crying.

6215
04:47:44,060 --> 04:47:45,060
Oh, what a mess.

6216
04:47:45,060 --> 04:47:46,060
Is this the same son?

6217
04:47:46,060 --> 04:47:57,060
Now they're saying he was involved in the JFK assassination as well.

6218
04:47:57,060 --> 04:47:58,060
Innocent bystander.

6219
04:47:58,060 --> 04:47:59,060
I was looking inside the car.

6220
04:47:59,060 --> 04:48:01,060
Is he going to be inside the car?

6221
04:48:01,060 --> 04:48:04,060
They've put him in the crowd.

6222
04:48:04,060 --> 04:48:06,060
Over here, look.

6223
04:48:06,060 --> 04:48:07,060
Burt.

6224
04:48:07,060 --> 04:48:08,060
Dealey Plaza.

6225
04:48:08,060 --> 04:48:09,060
The Pruder Games.

6226
04:48:09,060 --> 04:48:10,060
That's a good one, Jimmy.

6227
04:48:10,060 --> 04:48:11,060
Game Boy.

6228
04:48:11,060 --> 04:48:41,040
Daily Plaza. The Pruder Games. That's a good one Jimmy. Game boy. And now look Michael Jackson connection. So they must have been on to the whole MJ stuff. Even in 1997 there must have been a bit of smoke.

6229
04:48:41,040 --> 04:49:01,680
There regarding MJ. And very disconcertingly Bernie looks like a child there even though he's got the head and he's got the balding head of a man. They've made him out to be a small buck.

6230
04:49:07,020 --> 04:49:13,740
This is just insane man. For an episode of Netcafe it's gone beyond the joke.

6231
04:49:16,860 --> 04:49:19,920
They closed up on it as well.

6232
04:49:22,440 --> 04:49:23,560
Look at that.

6233
04:49:27,280 --> 04:49:30,020
I do not know what to make of any of this stuff.

6234
04:49:30,020 --> 04:49:46,380
We're the classic agnostic guys.

6235
04:49:49,280 --> 04:49:52,000
KC Booth thank you very much for the tip there.

6236
04:49:59,120 --> 04:50:01,420
Hand in the pocket. Oh my god.

6237
04:50:06,420 --> 04:50:36,400
So that's definitely another weird site. If you haven't had enough weird, there's also Beyond Weird, which takes you to the next step. There's things on there. Would you like to buy insurance in case you're abducted by a UFO? It's always something to consider. Exactly. Well, you can find that out there. I think I saw something on the exploding whale there. The exploding whale is there. Have you seen anything else up there? Well, I thought the one that was neat for me was the Do You Believe in Ghost Sites. There's lots of different stories about ghost stories and hauntings.

6238
04:50:36,400 --> 04:51:04,260
Right. Now, do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely. Well, I've got a ghost story for you. Really? Yeah. Now let me see what? What a weird fucking transition there as well. No punchline or ending or resolve to that. Wastes of skin. Say that one more time. Well, I've got a ghost story for you. Really? Yeah. Now let me see what? Wastes of skin. Tommy's line.

6239
04:51:04,260 --> 04:51:11,860
You're out of my line there. I don't know how I managed to get out of your line there.

6240
04:51:12,340 --> 04:51:33,560
Jane. Stuart. All in all, I mean, I don't think the stuff was that weird we talked about tonight or am I just, I've just seen too much weird stuff on the way. Weird? Weird. W-E-I-R-D. Exploding whales. Okay. No, no, there's more. A man who, as an artist, inserts things through his body so that you can view art in his stomach.

6241
04:51:33,560 --> 04:51:39,220
on the web. That's weird. This is weirdness in life. I mean, it was just reflected in the web.

6242
04:51:39,960 --> 04:51:43,600
It's very weird stuff. Altogether strange stuff for me. That's a weird part of life. Right. Well,

6243
04:51:43,600 --> 04:51:47,040
I agree. It was definitely weird stuff in life reflected, and some of it, I think,

6244
04:51:47,120 --> 04:51:51,680
shouldn't have been reflected, because I didn't really want to look at it. You're talking about

6245
04:51:51,680 --> 04:51:56,680
the tattoo and the piercing stuff? I like tattoos and some piercing, but there was some piercing

6246
04:51:56,680 --> 04:52:02,860
with padlocks and some starting to get on sort of mutilation that I just didn't want to see.

6247
04:52:03,200 --> 04:52:07,220
You can see these pictures on these websites? You can find these pictures on these websites as well.

6248
04:52:07,220 --> 04:52:12,480
I don't see it either. Well, I mean, I had wholesome weirdness, right? I mean, I had a guy who just was

6249
04:52:12,480 --> 04:52:17,760
obsessed with Mr. T and carries around this, you know, this statue. He just is in love with this

6250
04:52:17,760 --> 04:52:22,280
whole idea of this weird character. So, I mean, that's not so bad. No, it's great for Mr. T.

6251
04:52:22,720 --> 04:52:29,700
Yeah. And where else can you go to meet a superhero on the internet? And you did? I did. So exciting.

6252
04:52:30,240 --> 04:52:41,200
Lovely stuff. Stu just, he brings you back into normality with those little side swipe links to the camera as well.

6253
04:52:42,160 --> 04:52:49,760
Just everything got weird for the last 10 minutes there. Things got really too weird. I did. But there's a reassuring

6254
04:52:49,760 --> 04:52:59,120
fucking feeling when you get this angle and you get this look. It's just, I'm safe again.

6255
04:52:59,120 --> 04:53:07,200
Stu's back. Okay. Well, that was our attempt to look at weirdness on the web. We'll see you here next week at the Internet Cafe.

6256
04:53:07,840 --> 04:53:12,160
The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by PC Connection and Mac Connection.

6257
04:53:12,240 --> 04:53:29,920
That was something else. Very mixed, very mixed feelings about that episode entirely.

6258
04:53:31,760 --> 04:53:40,480
And I think what's even weirder is it's an insane acid mega mix of the tune. It's even going even more

6259
04:53:40,480 --> 04:53:45,280
streets of rage. It's going even more Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Listen to this.

6260
04:53:45,280 --> 04:53:54,000
The Stew remix. Huh.

6261
04:53:54,000 --> 04:54:06,720
The Stew remix. Huh.

6262
04:54:06,720 --> 04:54:07,220
Huh.

6263
04:54:07,220 --> 04:54:09,220
Huh.

6264
04:54:09,220 --> 04:54:10,220
Huh.

6265
04:54:10,220 --> 04:54:11,220
Huh.

6266
04:54:11,220 --> 04:54:12,220
Huh.

6267
04:54:12,220 --> 04:54:13,220
Huh.

6268
04:54:13,220 --> 04:54:14,220
Huh.

6269
04:54:14,220 --> 04:54:15,220
Huh.

6270
04:54:15,220 --> 04:54:16,220
Huh.

6271
04:54:16,220 --> 04:54:17,220
Huh.

6272
04:54:17,220 --> 04:54:18,220
Huh.

6273
04:54:18,220 --> 04:54:19,220
Huh.

6274
04:54:19,220 --> 04:54:20,220
Huh.

6275
04:54:20,220 --> 04:54:21,220
Huh.

6276
04:54:21,220 --> 04:54:22,220
Huh.

6277
04:54:22,220 --> 04:54:23,220
Huh.

6278
04:54:23,220 --> 04:54:24,220
Huh.

6279
04:54:24,220 --> 04:54:54,200
Thank you.

6280
04:54:54,200 --> 04:54:56,840
Such a fucking heavy, it's a nice buzz.

6281
04:54:57,520 --> 04:55:00,060
It's a real nice buzz, that tune.

6282
04:55:00,160 --> 04:55:00,640
I love it.

6283
04:55:00,960 --> 04:55:04,300
Brent Eagle, thank you very much for the tip there.

6284
04:55:04,380 --> 04:55:06,840
I just want to duplicate the tab there.

6285
04:55:07,960 --> 04:55:17,440
I don't want to leave a bad taste situation going on here, but I believe that maybe it

6286
04:55:17,440 --> 04:55:22,700
would be best left to play out to that tune again once more.

6287
04:55:22,700 --> 04:55:31,240
But we put in probably one of the most stark images of the piece.

6288
04:55:33,160 --> 04:55:34,420
Where the fuck is it?

6289
04:55:36,860 --> 04:55:38,420
Yeah, we'll put in some of this.

6290
04:55:39,460 --> 04:55:40,660
All right, good night everyone.

6291
04:55:40,940 --> 04:55:43,960
And hope, don't have nightmares anyway.

6292
04:55:44,120 --> 04:55:47,860
I mean, I'm afraid that it wasn't, it was something, it was an episode.

6293
04:55:49,220 --> 04:55:54,840
But I just feel as though I have to apologize as well as say thank you very much.

6294
04:55:54,940 --> 04:55:56,900
And thank you very much for watching and tuning in.

6295
04:55:56,960 --> 04:55:58,360
Thanks very much for the tips anyway.

6296
04:55:59,160 --> 04:56:02,340
All the best and don't have nightmares.

6297
04:56:02,340 --> 04:56:02,340
All the best and don't have nightmares.

6298
04:56:02,340 --> 04:56:30,640
I'm just fine and dandy.

6299
04:56:30,640 --> 04:56:32,480
Are you sure?

6300
04:56:33,160 --> 04:56:34,220
I'm okay.

6301
04:56:41,100 --> 04:56:42,380
Thanks for the tip.

6302
04:56:43,860 --> 04:56:45,200
Give me the house music.

6303
04:56:45,440 --> 04:56:46,600
Thank you very much for the tip.

6304
04:56:50,600 --> 04:56:51,860
Oh my god.

6305
04:56:53,200 --> 04:56:54,200
Holy shit.