1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Thank you. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 Thank you. 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:59,920 Thank you. 5 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:29,900 Thank you. 6 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:59,880 Thank you. 7 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,880 Thank you. 8 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,880 Thank you. 9 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,880 Thank you. 10 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:05,880 Thank you. 11 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,880 Thank you. 12 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,880 Thank you. 13 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:18,160 happen we can't allow that to become normality or normalcy what I will say and what I can see is that 14 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:28,120 I'm very happy to be bringing a new beast into the stream in the form of Polish dates ladies and 15 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:38,800 gentlemen do we have something there a soundboard perhaps Polish Polish dates these guys are only 49 16 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:47,860 cents in the wrong offer so we don't know how good they are we don't really know if there are any use 17 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:55,160 or if indeed they could cause any potential damage look at this lad here fat 32 there he is I've got 18 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:00,460 something very special to talk to you about with this guy because there's a comment I just looked 19 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:06,660 at the comments underneath these videos and someone was going I love the guy who just comes on the scene 20 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:14,560 and says fat 32 and then someone has wrote underneath that is me but then he hasn't gone on just pop the 21 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:20,540 bag on these and they do smell a bit and I'm hoping that you don't have to fucking cook these or anything 22 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:30,260 do you I remember seeing the fella in Indiana Jones eat a poisoned date that I think a little monkey had 23 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:47,080 left on his plate or something I think it's okay I think that's okay 24 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:59,300 or should I say the dates are actually okay and I'm not dead 25 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:19,600 thank you very much for the tip there Dara Dermody says here in Munich at the moment does Tom have any tips on what to see Tom can't join us at the moment but hopefully in due course we don't know we'll just have to wait and see Conrad thank you very much for the tip 26 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:27,500 Schult 32 thank you very much in the average and auxiliary Phoenix again I just want to reiterate my 27 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:44,320 thanks this isn't too bad I mean it's not really cutting the mustard in so far as Uncle Tisky because Uncle Tisky calls round he really makes you feel warm he gives you a hug he makes you just feel as though all your troubles are slipping out that window 28 00:05:44,320 --> 00:06:14,300 but um it doesn't make for a good long-term plan for your life this guy seemingly had a great long-term investment made on the day of the purchase he made for Windows 98 let's just have a look at this guy here we don't we don't know whether or not because you can't really fucking believe anything on the internet so we don't know if that's the guy who commented underneath the video but look at those green slacks those green chinos and that shirt as well it's a perfect combination of the 29 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:18,680 we can turn that up so you can turn that up so you can hear him say the immortal line 30 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:43,580 yeah a little bit of fucking sass there as he as he says what's up he's going what's up what's up fat 32 look at that snarl he's got the snarl of a lion tonight 31 00:06:43,580 --> 00:07:04,160 um the c-a-b thank you very much i don't know if that's a cab like a taxi or the criminal assets bureau but if you are at the criminal assets bureau and you're tuning in well done you've got a great taste in streams and a flem bag and nine mil jill thank you very much for your tip there though 32 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:11,340 we got a gunshot sound effect there i've got this little soundboard it could be good 33 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:15,380 nintendo gunshot have we got a gunshot maybe this 34 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:19,440 i think that was 35 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:28,480 that was dynamite uh but we will see anyways what we can rustle up throughout the next hour or two 36 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:37,280 um he's got the fat 32 swagger this guy if we if we scroll down wanty thank you very much for the uh tip he says snarls barclay 37 00:07:37,280 --> 00:08:03,280 we go down here we go down here and you've got this uh lovely big wall of text which is typical of your associated press archive videos they have this big wall of text the uh cameraman affixed to the video tom tom tombole away boys thank you very much there tombole away for that i am absolutely terrified with that little tip that you've just left because it says 32 fat 32 38 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:17,320 how about that some i'm really putting the fucking comedy soundboard selection to good use i don't i can't even hear these but i'm just going on instinct for that agnostic guys flen back thank you very much um 39 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:26,600 thank you very much um we go down here and we can see i just love the guy that says fat 32 40 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:42,260 frankie brosnan's payslip thank you very much there and fab 32 thank you very much there i'm having another date in honor of uh fab 32 and big big mc eugene thank you very much are you well because you're looking well thank you very much for the tip 41 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,940 um 42 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:50,480 higgins isn't simple i just love the guy that says fat 32 12 replies 43 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,240 stars 26 more than fa 16 44 00:08:54,240 --> 00:09:02,920 was me what's up here we go and this was two years ago a guy called rems 45 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:11,860 thank you very much there for the tip eugene 46 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:19,100 uh so he says was me what's up and then somebody writes back straight away well maybe a year later a year away 47 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,840 was it seriously you 48 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,100 i just made a comment about you 49 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,000 on the linus tech tips video 50 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,880 young people try windows 98 51 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,180 go to the video 52 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:32,400 sort the comments by new 53 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,380 you should see my comment 54 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:38,080 if you see this before too much more time passes 55 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:44,040 okay yeah so you should see my comment if you see this before too much time passes 56 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,720 but uh we actually don't know whether or not that's a legitimate 57 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,580 source uh the original guy and he hasn't 58 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,080 wrote back and then nobody 59 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,580 has even wrote to him 60 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:58,400 douglas willinger four weeks ago writes 61 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,360 where was this located 62 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:04,120 as in this actual store bit anyway you can't really 63 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,040 unless it's written in here i'm just scanning it you can't 64 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,060 actually see here it doesn't really say 65 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:12,340 thank you very much there irish gamer girl 66 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:17,220 uh checked up on charlie and the monkey it turns out two weeks after he went missing a couple of pygmy 67 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:23,060 marmosets were born in a wildlife park in helensburg one called charlie 68 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:26,220 classic agnostic reincarnation question mark 69 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,660 great to see the alcohol free stream date 70 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:33,360 well thank you very much and that's an interesting scenario maybe he was um 71 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:38,000 kidnapped and then just respawned in a fucking new zoo or something 72 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,920 monkey wars a new zoo 73 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:47,100 such is the way here i'm trying to go on like a little bit of a rabbit hole 74 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:51,980 twist and turn to see who this rems guy is but i've already been my attention is being 75 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,960 lured away by the suggested videos at the side 76 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:59,780 someone called gabe newell blue screen 77 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:05,420 don't worry most recently i'm trying to get back to it 78 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:11,220 sorry about your ears there but we've got a michael moore situation 79 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:14,560 a real bowling for Columbine scenario. 80 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:15,540 This isn't working. 81 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,160 But 2.4 million views, though. 82 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,000 This must be good in some shape or format. 83 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,600 Owen, thank you very much for the tip. 84 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,500 And Mr. Fingless, thank you very much. 85 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,740 We decided to try to answer that question 86 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,540 in the context of a product announcement. 87 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,420 We said, why don't we partner with our customers? 88 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,160 Let's use this as an opportunity to bring them in. 89 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:35,700 I've never seen it. 90 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,520 Where they have as much... 91 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,480 It's a great suit set up, 92 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,620 and he hasn't really... 93 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,640 He's not used to wearing suits all the time 94 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,460 because the back of that collar is popped. 95 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:50,760 ...of a role in bringing this new product forward. 96 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,720 Okay, so Gabe Newell is the owner of Steam. 97 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,300 Okay, so he must be doing pretty well for himself. 98 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,360 You know, we'll start off by doing an update 99 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,500 to a three-year-old game 100 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,120 and plant clues throughout this 101 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,560 so that they can figure out that... 102 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,820 I'm just waiting to see what the sizzle point is of this video. 103 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:08,940 It's 1 minute 39, 104 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,440 so there must be something very big he's about to say here. 105 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,260 Something's going on and decodes satellite data and so on. 106 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,520 And so I wanted to touch really briefly on that 107 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,260 and answer some of these questions 108 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,440 that are in the minds of our fans about what we're going to do. 109 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,360 So I'm going to go and talk about that next. 110 00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:37,720 Tech fail, it's a tech fail everybody. 111 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,760 It's a blue screen of death on stage. 112 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:41,520 Tech fail. 113 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,020 So... 114 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:45,080 Thank God I haven't had a tech fail just yet. 115 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,280 Could happen though. 116 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,140 That's what I get for working at Microsoft. 117 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:49,700 On stage. 118 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,640 I can imagine that. 119 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,240 Um... 120 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,620 I've had tech fails on a stage before. 121 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:55,040 It's... 122 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,440 And it's... 123 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,840 It's real character building shit. 124 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,400 It's... 125 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,520 You know, you bury it. 126 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,920 You bury it at the back of your mind. 127 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,780 But I mean, I... 128 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,620 I'd say he doesn't really... 129 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,240 Get phased by them too much. 130 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,240 Because... 131 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,100 He's the owner of fucking Steam. 132 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,020 So you could just go to bed on... 133 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,260 On your own Steam. 134 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,100 At the end of the night. 135 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,080 Without really fucking worrying about a blue screen tech fuck up. 136 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,240 Pretty close to the end of my presentation anyhow. 137 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:22,460 And... 138 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:25,540 I just want to thank everybody here for the award. 139 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:27,100 And... 140 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,160 Especially I wanted to thank my wife. 141 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:29,740 Lisa. 142 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,440 For being here tonight. 143 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,140 And for being here for all those years. 144 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,440 So... 145 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,580 Good luck figuring it out. 146 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,440 And... 147 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,140 Thanks again. 148 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,600 I don't get it. 149 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,780 I don't get why it's got 2.4 million. 150 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,160 Views. 151 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,580 Is it just slagging off fucking Microsoft or something? 152 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:46,560 Regardless. 153 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,520 There was a thread that I was working towards there. 154 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,260 Which was... 155 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,760 Who is this guy that made the comment? 156 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,940 And is it really the guy who made that comment in the video? 157 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,080 Was me. 158 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:56,620 What's up? 159 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,000 Thank you very much for the tip there. 160 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:58,740 Boner gems. 161 00:13:59,020 --> 00:13:59,920 And porridge. 162 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,460 Thank you very much there. 163 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,600 He's lost a lot of weight. 164 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,200 Has Gabe. 165 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:05,700 Okay. 166 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:06,020 Yeah. 167 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,460 Thank you very much for the tip. 168 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:08,420 And let me know that. 169 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:10,600 Fair play to Gabe. 170 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:11,760 For losing the weight. 171 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,140 I suppose maybe it becomes like a kind of a... 172 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,420 A health thing really. 173 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:16,940 Doesn't it? 174 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,140 Rather than a fucking... 175 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,620 Aesthetic thing. 176 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:21,840 You know? 177 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,640 The older you get. 178 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,280 Could be putting more strain on the old ticker. 179 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,040 Tickery doodah. 180 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,580 So I clicked on this guy. 181 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:34,860 Rem6292. 182 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,340 And then it went to this. 183 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,260 More about this channel. 184 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:40,460 More about this channel. 185 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,680 One subscriber. 186 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:42,680 One subscriber. 187 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,040 Joined in 2011. 188 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,600 So then I looked. 189 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,980 Is it really the guy? 190 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:47,300 You know? 191 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,860 He's got no information there. 192 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,820 And I looked through the videos. 193 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,680 Are these the kind of videos that would befit that man in the video? 194 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,020 You know? 195 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,480 And lo and behold. 196 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,340 There is some... 197 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,940 There's some game that he's uploaded video clips of. 198 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,680 Called Prisoner of War PC. 199 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,060 Which at a glance. 200 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:04,820 At first glance. 201 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,780 It kind of looks like a kind of Shenmue. 202 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,240 Sort of situation. 203 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,480 He's got a GTA San Andreas one that was a year old. 204 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,400 Thank you very much there. 205 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,520 I drove from Limerick. 206 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,440 And Porridge. 207 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,140 Thank you very much for your tips there lads. 208 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:26,740 This is a game called Prisoner of War PC. 209 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,000 On rainfall on roof ASMR. 210 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,140 He's used Movie Maker to make this. 211 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,880 I mean... 212 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,080 Goes on for 47 minutes. 213 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,060 I'm not going to play the entirety of this thing. 214 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,260 But an interesting looking game. 215 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,020 Nonetheless. 216 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:50,660 It could really be something maybe worth looking into on a stream. 217 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,420 Look at that Shenmue-esque jacket he's wearing there. 218 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,080 With a pin-up. 219 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,980 Sort of Marilyn Monroe pin-up situation on the back. 220 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:12,760 I don't think this is the guy in the video. 221 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,380 If I'm being honest with you. 222 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,640 I've moved on from the dates now to the orange. 223 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,920 Or the tangerine. 224 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,440 Whatever way you want to skin that apple. 225 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,680 In other news. 226 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,840 The UN Security Council is live. 227 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,060 And coming to us direct from the UN Security Council. 228 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,880 It's a meeting of the minds. 229 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,540 Regarding what's going on. 230 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,280 These largest... 231 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,020 Largest scale... 232 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,320 What I've learned about these security councils is. 233 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,280 There are a load of old fucking codswallop. 234 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,960 And they don't really get anything done in the end. 235 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,600 It's just a big talking shop. 236 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:52,880 You know. 237 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,980 It was my understanding there a few years ago. 238 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,280 The way they were building it up. 239 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,780 And going on about these fucking things. 240 00:16:58,780 --> 00:16:59,180 Is that... 241 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,080 All right. 242 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,400 They're going to talk about Ukraine. 243 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:02,700 Okay. 244 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,540 All right. 245 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,100 So they're going to come to a decision later. 246 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,200 And Russia there as well. 247 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:06,440 Right. 248 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:06,880 Okay. 249 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,080 So that's going to be finished then. 250 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,580 After the decision is being made. 251 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,920 Because they said they don't like it. 252 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,140 Nothing happens. 253 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,900 It's just a place where they actually go and say. 254 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,240 I don't like it. 255 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,780 And then the other people can go. 256 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:18,800 Well I don't agree with you. 257 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,200 And then that's it. 258 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,660 Nothing changes whatsoever. 259 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,720 Incredible sort of stuff. 260 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,520 But I've seen the building over there in New York. 261 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,800 It's a big fucking job. 262 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,840 A lot of money going on there. 263 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,760 A lot of pay checks. 264 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,000 A lot of pay packets. 265 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:32,660 PayPal. 266 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,900 Are probably interested in it. 267 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,480 Tormakidi Titty Twister. 268 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,240 Thank you very much. 269 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,860 Can you congratulate my pal Richie. 270 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,840 On his big Hollywood property acquisition. 271 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,240 Please. 272 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:44,280 I can indeed Richie. 273 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:44,640 And look. 274 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,640 If you ever need someone to fucking. 275 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,640 Live in your fucking Hollywood property. 276 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,620 Then I will find people for that. 277 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,960 Or find a person for it. 278 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,280 If you just need someone to keep the place. 279 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,180 If you're living in Tormakidi. 280 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,180 And you need someone to keep the place. 281 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:07,480 Do you know lived in. 282 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,400 Because you don't want it to be going to waste. 283 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,220 And empty and all that. 284 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,260 I'll house sit that place for you. 285 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:12,920 No problem. 286 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,260 It'll give me lots of. 287 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,720 Advanced notice. 288 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,280 So I can. 289 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,440 Book the flights. 290 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,340 And all that kind of stuff. 291 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,340 And get the visa. 292 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,320 And all that sort of stuff. 293 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:23,560 You know. 294 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,820 How did the stag do invitation. 295 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:28,900 Go and get on. 296 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,260 I forgot. 297 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,800 I forgot. 298 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,080 I forgot when it was. 299 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:33,460 Says Liam. 300 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,500 I still haven't followed that up. 301 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,800 But I've just fucking chewed a seed. 302 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,840 That Higgins isn't simple. 303 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,560 From the Tangerine. 304 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,540 It's disgusting. 305 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,660 Absolutely disgusting. 306 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,200 Let's just hear what fucking Korea. 307 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,880 Are shiting on about here. 308 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:55,220 Oh no. 309 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,020 It's Israel now. 310 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,460 Treat them as if they are. 311 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,920 Interested in de-escalation. 312 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,040 When you know. 313 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,580 That the opposite is true. 314 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,380 Colleagues. 315 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,740 Iran's strategy. 316 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,160 Has been crystal clear. 317 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:07,760 Arm. 318 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:08,600 Fund. 319 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,300 And train terror proxies. 320 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,220 Across the globe. 321 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,360 To carry out. 322 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,760 Iran's murderous scheme. 323 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,560 Of domination. 324 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,100 But today. 325 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:16,520 The mask. 326 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,100 What if we had some pantomime crowd reactions to this book. 327 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,420 The mask of Iranian deniability has been removed. 328 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:24,960 No more hiding. 329 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,700 And no more bluffing. 330 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,360 No more shirking of responsibility. 331 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,160 Iran has attacked Israel from its own sovereign territory. 332 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,260 Publicly. 333 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:36,220 And proudly. 334 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,860 The mask is off. 335 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,720 The mask is off. 336 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:39,800 Iran. 337 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,780 The number one global sponsor of terror. 338 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,680 Has exposed its true face. 339 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:47,280 As the destabilizer of the region and the world. 340 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,260 And now. 341 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,000 Right now. 342 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,220 Is when the world must stop ignoring Iran's crimes. 343 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,160 And take action. 344 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,720 As Iran's mask has fallen. 345 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,320 The world's complacency. 346 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,660 Must also fall. 347 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,300 The mask comes off. 348 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,660 And the gloves. 349 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,220 Must come on. 350 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,120 The gloves must come on. 351 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:07,740 The snooze button. 352 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,300 Is no longer an option. 353 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,220 The snooze button is after you. 354 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:11,320 The only option. 355 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:11,720 Is to condemn Iran. 356 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,820 And utilize every means necessary. 357 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,700 To make them pay a heavy price. 358 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,460 For their horrible crimes. 359 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:18,720 Iran. 360 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,300 And its axis of supporters. 361 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,460 Must be shown. 362 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,780 That the civilized world. 363 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,120 Iran. 364 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,740 And its taxis. 365 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,560 Of supporters. 366 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,580 He's getting a fucking jab in there. 367 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,380 At the taxi drivers of the world. 368 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,120 Did you hear that? 369 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,760 Doesn't like the taxi drivers. 370 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,220 No longer. 371 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,520 And its axis of support. 372 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,400 Heavy price. 373 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,180 For their horrible crimes. 374 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:38,420 Iran. 375 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,000 And its axis of supporters. 376 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:40,780 Must be. 377 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,020 Its taxis of supporters. 378 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:43,460 Maybe. 379 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,380 They were getting taxi cabs. 380 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,120 Full of fucking Iranian supporters. 381 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:47,860 Going as well. 382 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,360 Last night. 383 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:48,920 I didn't see. 384 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,600 The civilized world. 385 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:50,660 The civilized world. 386 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:51,780 Will no longer. 387 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:52,280 Stand. 388 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:52,780 Stand. 389 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:53,220 Idle. 390 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,240 While many countries. 391 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,520 Immediately condemned. 392 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,300 The attack. 393 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,720 Those who did not. 394 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,460 Must ask themselves. 395 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,640 How do you want. 396 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,260 History. 397 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,860 To remember you. 398 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:09,420 Council members. 399 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,620 Last night's attack. 400 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,940 Was a blatant violation. 401 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:13,200 Of international law. 402 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,200 And the UN charter. 403 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,560 It was an act. 404 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,780 Of utter escalation. 405 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,720 That can drag. 406 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,840 The entire region. 407 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,420 And world. 408 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,600 Into war. 409 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,780 But can you imagine. 410 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,160 Clear capabilities. 411 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,000 Right. 412 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:25,260 Okay. 413 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:25,760 So I mean. 414 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:26,420 We could do that. 415 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:26,780 All night. 416 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:27,980 But it's no fun for me. 417 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,040 Because I can't. 418 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,860 Really even hear. 419 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,520 The fucking thing. 420 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:31,960 So Iran. 421 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,080 Scheme of domination. 422 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:33,960 Thank you very much. 423 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,580 For the tip. 424 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,520 And none other than. 425 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920 Sensual piece. 426 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:37,940 Of pudding. 427 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,100 Did you. 428 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:39,840 Know. 429 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,760 Dates contain. 430 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:41,980 A type of alcohol. 431 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:42,960 Known as. 432 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:43,820 Sorbitol. 433 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,880 I won't get you pissed. 434 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,560 But it will lay waste. 435 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,360 To your bowels. 436 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,100 If you eat enough. 437 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,140 And Jerry Hannan. 438 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,820 Thank you very much. 439 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:51,260 For the tip. 440 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,800 I didn't know about that. 441 00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:53,500 So if I eat. 442 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,940 If I go through the whole bag. 443 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:55,440 You're saying. 444 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,420 That's a bad. 445 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,340 Situation. 446 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,360 For the bowels. 447 00:21:58,460 --> 00:21:58,640 Is it? 448 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,480 I mean. 449 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,260 I did want this. 450 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:01,720 To just be. 451 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,120 A kind of. 452 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:02,740 Fat 32. 453 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,860 Windows 98. 454 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:05,600 Based. 455 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:07,100 Stewards. 456 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:07,620 Your face. 457 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,280 Sort of stream. 458 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,980 I didn't really want to go. 459 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:10,960 Into the ins and outs. 460 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:11,440 Of. 461 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,540 The inner. 462 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:14,720 Workings. 463 00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:15,480 Of my. 464 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,640 Digestive system. 465 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,100 Yeah. 466 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:22,360 And they. 467 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,360 They might go very well. 468 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,220 With Tisky Tom. 469 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:24,460 There. 470 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:24,860 But I mean. 471 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,700 I'm not going to cave in. 472 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,040 To that. 473 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:27,320 And I. 474 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,300 And the best thing. 475 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,600 About this time of night. 476 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:29,860 Now. 477 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,920 Is that the off license. 478 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,460 Is. 479 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:32,600 Closed. 480 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:32,900 Okay. 481 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:35,200 The door. 482 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,000 Is well. 483 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,500 And truly. 484 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:36,520 I'm on the phone. 485 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:36,920 Every. 486 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,580 F***ing studio at night. 487 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,440 Insurance companies. 488 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:42,580 Producers. 489 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,020 Iran. 490 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:45,720 Fake taxi. 491 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:46,420 Thank you very much. 492 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:46,920 The door. 493 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:47,800 On the off license. 494 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,500 Is well. 495 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,440 And truly. 496 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,280 Slammed shut. 497 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,540 I'm on the phone. 498 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:52,980 Every. 499 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,640 F***ing studio at night. 500 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,420 Insurance companies. 501 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,560 Producers. 502 00:22:58,940 --> 00:22:59,820 Thank you very much. 503 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:00,340 Big Red. 504 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:00,820 As well. 505 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:01,760 The door. 506 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:02,760 To the off license. 507 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,520 Is well. 508 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:04,200 And truly. 509 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,380 F***ing slammed shut. 510 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:05,720 Lads. 511 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,160 Okay. 512 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:10,680 And. 513 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,640 But don't worry. 514 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,060 That's not going to bother me. 515 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:13,940 It's not like. 516 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,740 I'm going to be screaming. 517 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,280 About it. 518 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:20,540 Okay. 519 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,880 I think that one played. 520 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:23,600 Hopefully it did. 521 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,220 But. 522 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:26,760 Yeah. 523 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,160 And don't worry about it. 524 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:28,980 It's not. 525 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:29,640 It's not like. 526 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,340 It's a danger. 527 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:30,880 Or anything. 528 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,480 I f***ed that delivery up. 529 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,100 It's not like. 530 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:35,580 The drinking. 531 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,360 It's not like. 532 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,160 I've got a drinking. 533 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,120 It's not like. 534 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,140 The amount of alcohol. 535 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:39,780 That I've been. 536 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,140 Consuming lately. 537 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:41,900 Is. 538 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,200 A sort of danger. 539 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,400 Um. 540 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,840 I didn't really plan. 541 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,320 Any of this. 542 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:53,980 It's not great. 543 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:54,760 It's not great. 544 00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,920 And I've relied on this. 545 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,280 Soundboard for 10 minutes now. 546 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,580 So we'll move swiftly on. 547 00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,600 On to something. 548 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,980 With a little bit more. 549 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,560 Pace. 550 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,260 A little bit more. 551 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,340 Substance. 552 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,080 Thank you very much. 553 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:04,780 S. 554 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,160 B. 555 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:05,800 For the tip. 556 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:06,740 And. 557 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:07,260 From. 558 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,200 Jimmy as well. 559 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,440 Says. 560 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,700 Just back from the off license. 561 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,040 I wouldn't usually drink on a Sunday. 562 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:11,600 But I've been. 563 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:12,800 Influenced to drink more. 564 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,200 From watching your streams. 565 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:14,760 All the best. 566 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,440 Thank you very much. 567 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:16,280 Well. 568 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,720 There's not much. 569 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:19,980 I can really do about that. 570 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:20,960 You're going to have to try. 571 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,020 And temper it yourself. 572 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:22,720 And hopefully. 573 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,520 Use this stream. 574 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,720 As a guiding light. 575 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,900 And principle maker. 576 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,000 A forge. 577 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:28,360 Forge your own principle. 578 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,400 Based on this stream. 579 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400 Uh. 580 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,840 Is systematically. 581 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,880 Violating the JCPOA. 582 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,700 And hasn't reached. 583 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,380 So they're still shiting on. 584 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,440 Computer Chronicles is there. 585 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,120 I actually have. 586 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,800 Windows 98 booted up. 587 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,000 Because I wanted to. 588 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,980 Go into. 589 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,920 What is it there? 590 00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,480 Oh it's already booted up. 591 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,180 I wanted to actually. 592 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,100 Fucking start it up. 593 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:56,840 On stream. 594 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,060 So that you could. 595 00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,560 Hear and see that. 596 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,120 Monumental. 597 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:01,920 Opening. 598 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,560 Auditory blast. 599 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:04,420 Of fucking. 600 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,800 Windows 98 magic. 601 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,600 So I wonder if we can. 602 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,360 Restart that. 603 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:08,680 Uh. 604 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,480 Shut down. 605 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,100 Restart. 606 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,160 Let's get that up. 607 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,040 Here we go. 608 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:29,560 Get ready. 609 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,340 Get ready. 610 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:39,660 That was really nice. 611 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,420 You don't get too many of those. 612 00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,420 To the pound anymore. 613 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:43,380 Uh. 614 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,380 But what I did do. 615 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,060 Was install. 616 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:45,740 Compton's. 617 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:46,860 World Atlas Deluxe. 618 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,100 Which was. 619 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,460 Before Google Maps. 620 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,460 Before you could even. 621 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,500 Even imagine. 622 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:52,700 The. 623 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,940 The all encompassing. 624 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,300 World camera. 625 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,200 Street view. 626 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:58,500 Uh. 627 00:25:59,500 --> 00:25:59,820 1984. 628 00:25:59,820 --> 00:25:59,980 1984. 629 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:00,740 Fucking. 630 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,100 CCTV world. 631 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,400 Uh. 632 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,600 Google Earth. 633 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,320 Google mapification. 634 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,080 Of the world. 635 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:08,280 Before even that. 636 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,320 Was even a thing even. 637 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:11,680 We had. 638 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,560 Compton's. 639 00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,380 World Atlas. 640 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,360 Deluxe. 641 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,260 And. 642 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:16,640 Uh. 643 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,420 I haven't. 644 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,600 I've just installed it. 645 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,600 Made sure it was running. 646 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:19,920 But. 647 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:22,280 I'm going to go for a trip down memory lane. 648 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,020 Before watching a computer chronicles. 649 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:27,760 Just to see how much information you could get on the countries in the world. 650 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:28,740 Uh. 651 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:29,120 Back. 652 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,580 At this time. 653 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,500 Let's just see here. 654 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,720 We've got it here. 655 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,100 Compton's home library. 656 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,420 Three Diapolis Deluxe. 657 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,720 I think it's in my. 658 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,920 CD drive there as well. 659 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:40,260 Which. 660 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,840 You need to have the CD in. 661 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,420 The fucking thing. 662 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,540 Secondary master. 663 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:46,540 Secondary. 664 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,440 Compton's. 665 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,440 Primary slave. 666 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,920 I don't understand any of this stuff. 667 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,380 But anyway. 668 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,280 Programmes. 669 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,740 Compton's home library. 670 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:54,920 Atlas Deluxe. 671 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:55,880 3D World. 672 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,780 Atlas Deluxe. 673 00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:57,440 Doop. 674 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:01,600 Doop. 675 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:01,840 Doop. 676 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,160 Doop. 677 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:03,660 Doop. 678 00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:04,100 Boop. 679 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:04,340 Boop. 680 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:05,560 Boop. 681 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:05,980 Boop. 682 00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:06,360 Boop. 683 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:06,460 Boop. 684 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:06,680 Boop. 685 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:08,020 Boop. 686 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:15,580 Some unbelievable. 687 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:18,440 Introfication there. 688 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,260 Electronic. 689 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,560 We'll register later. 690 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:22,480 We'll register. 691 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,180 It's not like. 692 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,300 This came with the computer at the time. 693 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,600 It's not like I've. 694 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,520 Using cracked software. 695 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,720 Any of that sort of jazz. 696 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,700 And you've got some mystical pan pipe playing as well. 697 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,700 I remember the intrigue of this. 698 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,540 At the time. 699 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,520 Putting the CD in. 700 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:39,660 And trying to. 701 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,560 And listen to this. 702 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:40,840 And thinking. 703 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,240 Kind of fucking spooky actually. 704 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:43,640 Isn't it? 705 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,460 And you've got this dark space. 706 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,580 Behind you. 707 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,780 And a world there. 708 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,460 Any country you want. 709 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,620 You could click on the country. 710 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:51,540 And find out. 711 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,560 Stuff about it. 712 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,400 But I tell you. 713 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,900 I want to hear that intro again. 714 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:59,100 Oh. 715 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,120 We don't want to fucking do that. 716 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,380 We don't want to power off the machine. 717 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:02,160 Cancel that. 718 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:02,820 Let's. 719 00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:04,640 Let's get this. 720 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,560 Let's boot this up again. 721 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,880 Just take this in guys. 722 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,180 I don't think you really truly appreciated this. 723 00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:11,040 The first time. 724 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:33,920 And listen to that. 725 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,400 That is something else that. 726 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:49,520 Unbelievable. 727 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,600 Sea level rise. 728 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:57,080 You could just. 729 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:57,380 They'd. 730 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,260 Got these little bits and pieces down. 731 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,320 On the side hatch here. 732 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,280 This animation shows the effects. 733 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,560 That a rise of 25 meters in sea level. 734 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,320 Would happen on an area of northern Germany. 735 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,800 This is an extreme projection. 736 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,060 Which would only happen. 737 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:11,140 If most of the land ice in Antarctica melted. 738 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:12,960 Which would take several hundred years. 739 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,260 However. 740 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,200 A rise of one to two meters is possible. 741 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,960 With a global temperature rise. 742 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,500 Of five to ten degrees centigrade. 743 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,040 This animation shows the effects that arise. 744 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:25,340 Okay. 745 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:25,660 That's. 746 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,560 That's as loud as it goes. 747 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,060 I don't think you can turn the volume up. 748 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:29,120 Any louder here. 749 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,900 This is an extreme projection. 750 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,660 Go back there. 751 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,780 Contest sound. 752 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:34,980 Volume seven. 753 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:36,540 Oh yeah. 754 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,160 Really getting that. 755 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,700 We're really getting a good blast of this now. 756 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,340 Thank you very much there. 757 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,160 Lewis Burke for the tip. 758 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:45,740 Unbelievable stuff. 759 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,500 Really getting into this now lads. 760 00:29:49,500 --> 00:30:02,420 No alcohol necessary. 761 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,560 This is how we enjoy ourselves now. 762 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,020 This is how we enjoy ourselves now. 763 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,160 So imagine this. 764 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,020 You don't have Google Maps. 765 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:28,060 You don't really know the world around you. 766 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,640 But you do have this globe. 767 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:30,860 And first. 768 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:32,560 And all these countries look. 769 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,620 Extinction of species. 770 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:36,600 You've got trivia about fucking gorillas. 771 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,820 Classic agnostic guys. 772 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,040 Let's get. 773 00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:41,980 Let's boot up the fucking silverback. 774 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:43,920 Thank you very much. 775 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:44,780 You're filthy there. 776 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,220 Sound is sound. 777 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,620 Thank you very much there, Issei. 778 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:54,040 Today we're experiencing the greatest loss of species since life began. 779 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,860 We could be losing several dozen species every day. 780 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:02,240 Far faster than when the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago. 781 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:10,560 There is a real danger that our grandchildren could live in a world where tigers, rhinos, and the California condor are only memories left on video. 782 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:32,420 There we have extinction. 783 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:36,300 There we have extinction. 784 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,320 Global warming. 785 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,540 Fucking sustainability. 786 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,600 Climate agenda. 787 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,340 It isn't just happening now. 788 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,880 This was going on well back when. 789 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,460 I even remember fucking hearing about when we were in school anyway. 790 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:53,740 So it's like it's not as if it's just more pronounced now and everyone's going, oh, for fuck's sake. 791 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,040 This climate chat again. 792 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,980 But it was always going on. 793 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,020 Garda took my CD. 794 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,700 Thank you very much for the tip there. 795 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:06,240 And we got a harsh lesson there in the realities of the world. 796 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,280 Look, we got a fucking. 797 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,440 Poor old rhino had been headshotted there. 798 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,320 By a sniper. 799 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,360 And we don't want to lose the humble fucking tiger as well. 800 00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:25,160 And my heart sank when he talked about the fucking Californian condor. 801 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:28,640 I'm not too sure about you, but my heart absolutely broke. 802 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,140 And the rhino as well. 803 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,900 Let's just see that condor, what he says about that again. 804 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:36,840 The condor are only memories left on video. 805 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,040 We don't want them just to be memories left on video. 806 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:44,700 Let's just check up and see how that Californian condor is going now. 807 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:48,160 Because it's been probably like 20 odd years. 808 00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,900 Lan House Party, thank you very much. 809 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:52,960 Maybe that bastard isn't even around anymore. 810 00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:56,700 Let's boot up our Yolkma Bob there. 811 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,920 Brave browser. 812 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,120 Your glorious tip. 813 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,440 Anguish Panda. 814 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,320 Thank you for your glorious tip. 815 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:13,840 Get that desktop audio there for Stu. 816 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,160 Handheld gaming devices. 817 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,620 A Californian condor. 818 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,920 Californian condor. 819 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:24,000 And look at the head on him. 820 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,540 Unbelievable species. 821 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,440 He's the most endangered bird out there in the world. 822 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:37,000 And his Latin name is Gymnogyps californius. 823 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:47,500 I mean, would that be right, that pronunciation? 824 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,700 Let's just see there. 825 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,740 Apologies if this is a very bright situation for your screen. 826 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,480 Gymnogyps. 827 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,780 How are you fucking Gymnogyps? 828 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,800 Californianus. 829 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:04,040 Funny, isn't it? 830 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,540 It's a new world vulture. 831 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:10,360 And the largest North American land bird. 832 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,720 It became extinct in the wild in 87. 833 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,120 So, I mean, even when Compton's World Atlas Deluxe, 834 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,420 it says it's back on my thing. 835 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,060 I'm not particularly too sure about you. 836 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,360 Hopefully the, I didn't go to the off-license. 837 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,700 That wasn't like some sort of trick where I was trying to go to the off-license or anything like that. 838 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,740 Not yet. 839 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,120 Okay. 840 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:32,940 Okay. 841 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:33,600 We're back. 842 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:34,060 We're back. 843 00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:34,660 Great stuff. 844 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,580 But stalling. 845 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:42,740 Producers. 846 00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:43,740 Producers. 847 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,560 Thank you very much. 848 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,980 Main approver of stuff. 849 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,880 Very, very kind to you. 850 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,740 And Laura McNamara. 851 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,120 And Tombola Away. 852 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:54,920 There. 853 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,880 And Anguish Panda said, 854 00:34:57,020 --> 00:35:00,060 There's my uncle in the background of Compton's. 855 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:03,620 I'm not too sure what that's a reference to there. 856 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,500 People there are saying, 857 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,440 speculating there that that was just a ruse that I have planned so that I was trying to go and get beer. 858 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,920 That's not even a case that would have been able to have happened because that off-license is closed. 859 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,000 I'm all about the condor tonight. 860 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:27,040 I'm all about the Californian condor, which, as I was saying, is extinct from 1987. 861 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,860 Tombola Away. 862 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,200 Thank you very much for the tip there. 863 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,620 But it's probably still... 864 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:42,120 Look, it's a resident down there in that area next to my head. 865 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,720 I don't know if you can see this here. 866 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,880 This particular region here. 867 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:48,860 I think that's not even California. 868 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,960 That might be outside California. 869 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,080 That might even be Nevada. 870 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:56,840 But the fucker's gone. 871 00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,720 He's gone, though. 872 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,580 I'm afraid. 873 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,980 Which is very, very sad. 874 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,440 Oh, very sad news. 875 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,520 If you've just joined us there, guys. 876 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,840 Decafri, thank you very much for the tip. 877 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,860 Very sad news. 878 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,460 We've just got word... 879 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:26,440 That the poor old fucking Californian condor is well and truly fucking gonzoed. 880 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,240 We also know there are known unknowns. 881 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,280 That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. 882 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,500 Mr. Condor. 883 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,340 How are you? 884 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:40,900 And you say, for fuck's sake, it is the environment again. 885 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,840 So we'll get rid of this. 886 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,080 I mean, it's amazing, really. 887 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,380 We have the technology now. 888 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,740 We're looking back from tomorrow. 889 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,420 Whereas this video was about tomorrow. 890 00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:51,940 Looking forward. 891 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:55,280 But we've the opportunity to look back now. 892 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,320 We also know there are known unknowns. 893 00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:58,340 And the condor of uncertainty. 894 00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,200 Thank you very much for the tip there. 895 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,640 California condor. 896 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,680 Our only memories left on video. 897 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:12,660 The reasons are habitat destruction, population growth and sheer greed as demand for products from endangered species continues. 898 00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:16,840 Setting aside protected areas has saved some species. 899 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,340 But this only works if local people can earn a living from the reserves rather than poaching. 900 00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:26,040 Otherwise, national parks may only exist on paper. 901 00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,960 The Kenyans. 902 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,880 The Kenyans. 903 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:31,260 They've got Nairobi. 904 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,960 They've got all sorts going on there. 905 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,960 We might even have a little look at Nairobi now to see what the... 906 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,880 I'm going to go with every fucking studio at night. 907 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:42,600 Thank you very much for the tip there. 908 00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,200 Shite guides. 909 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:45,520 What's going on there? 910 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,800 I was playing full screen. 911 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,280 You can even play full screen video. 912 00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:53,460 I wasn't really aware of that at the time. 913 00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:55,680 We're going to go back out to our world. 914 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,720 And you just don't get this with Google Maps. 915 00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:05,740 I think Google Earth would benefit from having some sort of fucking ominous music like this. 916 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:09,780 Because it really highlights the levity and gravity of the situation. 917 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:16,520 You know, we're just a fucking ball spinning in an absolute endless map. 918 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,620 Endless nothingness. 919 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:24,700 And yet we are preoccupied and concerned with the day-to-day minutiae of life. 920 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:38,540 And it's like, if you were to really stop and think about the absurdity of it, you could actually fucking have some sort of fucking life-changing, life-altering breakdown that would derail you from that minutiae. 921 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,940 But indeed, material circumstances would probably go down the fucking hatch. 922 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:46,020 And it'd be like, what happened to you, man? 923 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,520 You used to be a hard worker and all that sort of stuff. 924 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:52,740 And then you'd be like, yeah, but I started to think about how fucking stupid everything was. 925 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,840 And I just couldn't be arsed then, you know? 926 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,920 Thank you very much for the tip anyway. 927 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,980 Command and Condor and Shite Guides. 928 00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:05,120 And a clone door named Gipso. 929 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,240 And Laughed Holdingswood. 930 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,880 Thank you very much for the tip there. 931 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:12,180 But that was Kenya. 932 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,620 Let's have a look and see what they have to say about Kenya. 933 00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:17,020 Can you believe it? 934 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,300 It's not on the fucking list. 935 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,480 I tell a lie. 936 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,520 I hadn't got to K. 937 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,160 Here we go. 938 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:35,120 And he'll always specify whether it's a kingdom or a republic or a fucking antiquity or a land. 939 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,840 So we'll just have to see. 940 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,620 I'm going to say it's just simply Kenya. 941 00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:49,940 He hasn't said it there. 942 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:55,300 He usually said the Republic of Kenya. 943 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,580 The King of Finglas. 944 00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:58,680 Thank you very much there. 945 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,400 And Command and Condor. 946 00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:01,540 Red alert. 947 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,180 Go back out there. 948 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,520 Go back out there. 949 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,440 That's a flag. 950 00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,080 Get the hell back. 951 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,700 You could hear him say there's some sort of clash 952 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:23,080 with the audio here between the music files and the speech files. 953 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,660 Which didn't happen on my old computer. 954 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:29,140 Maybe it's something to do with the emulation that I'm running here. 955 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,520 But I could hear him just go. 956 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:30,960 Duck. 957 00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:31,580 Duck. 958 00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:32,140 Duck. 959 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,620 And now it seems to have crashed, lads. 960 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:43,320 Which, look, I was ready for this. 961 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,260 Oh no, it's still here. 962 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:45,640 Yeah. 963 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:55,260 Let me just see what he says about Kuwait. 964 00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:58,480 Fucking hell. 965 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,500 Ghosts in the machine. 966 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,200 A few technical gremlins there. 967 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:36,980 Sorry about this. 968 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:41,900 Sorry about this. 969 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,220 Fuck. 970 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:51,840 Fuck. 971 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,680 Sorry about this. 972 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,180 I'm trying to fix this. 973 00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,040 Gameboy. 974 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:00,780 Gameboy. 975 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,420 Nintendo Gameboy. 976 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,260 Nintendo Gameboy. 977 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:10,960 Yeah, it's fucked. 978 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,620 It's fucked. 979 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,240 It's actually fucked. 980 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,100 I stopped it for you, but I can still hear it. 981 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:21,960 Ear piercing. 982 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,640 It's horrible. 983 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:29,560 Fuck. 984 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:32,500 Knocked the wrong button. 985 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:41,400 Trying to... 986 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,420 Fuck. 987 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:45,420 Fuck. 988 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,620 Hello. 989 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:56,660 Hey, friends. 990 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,300 See you all right? 991 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,520 Tom, how are you? 992 00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:02,660 We're suffering a bit at the moment, Tom. 993 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,540 I'm not going to lie. 994 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:03,620 I'm not going to lie. 995 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:09,800 You need to turn off the computer very fast. 996 00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:11,820 You're probably turning viewers off. 997 00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:14,000 I can't... 998 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,460 I can't turn the fucking thing. 999 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,120 I don't know how to quit the fucking thing. 1000 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:21,420 I'm just going to... 1001 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,180 I'm just going to X out of the fucking thing. 1002 00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:24,140 Power off the machine. 1003 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:24,480 No? 1004 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,780 I can't quit the fucking game. 1005 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,420 You control out, delete on the yuck, no? 1006 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,480 Let's get rid of this. 1007 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,340 Get rid of the fucking... 1008 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:35,260 Power off the machine. 1009 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,580 Power off the fucking machine. 1010 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,900 That's Windows 98, folks. 1011 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,380 Don't go messing with shit you don't understand. 1012 00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:49,420 What happened in the past, sometimes, is best left in the past. 1013 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:53,040 Don't go messing with dark magic like that. 1014 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,860 Sorry about that. 1015 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,880 Your ears... 1016 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,400 My ears... 1017 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,480 Nintendo Game Boy. 1018 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,200 That's left a fucking ringing in my ears. 1019 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:04,040 Like I've been at a death metal gig, you know? 1020 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,400 And then... 1021 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:05,800 Christ. 1022 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,980 Get that back up the internet browser, at least. 1023 00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:15,760 That is a shame, because I had Microsoft and Carter 98 as well. 1024 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,220 I wanted to give that a width to see what that was like. 1025 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,860 Bad news about the condor as well, isn't it? 1026 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,780 I was going to say at least the condor is still alive, but it's not. 1027 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,460 I mean, it kind of... 1028 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,960 This condor has been a kind of bird of bad... 1029 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,600 A bad luck bird. 1030 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,100 If you think about it. 1031 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:46,860 Maybe it was kind of the flippancy of which I went into the condor section of this stream. 1032 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:53,120 That the spirit of the condor has come back to fucking swoop down and take me out. 1033 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,480 Take out the stream. 1034 00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:58,440 In the same way that it was taken down some time ago. 1035 00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,520 Look at the skull on it. 1036 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,940 Some unbelievable beakage there. 1037 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,920 They're smart, smart creatures. 1038 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,960 Even the seagulls are smart, smart creatures. 1039 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,780 I do see them at times during the summer on the coast there. 1040 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,120 If you'd be out Westport or Newport or Mulrani. 1041 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:24,720 They pick up the fucking muscles from the beach and then they'll fly to the road. 1042 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:32,100 And you'll see them drop the muscle shell onto the road in the hope of smashing it and breaking it open and getting into it then. 1043 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:35,180 Very, very intelligent creatures. 1044 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,380 We don't really give them enough credit for their work. 1045 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,980 I mean, if they could be... 1046 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:41,240 Twisted! 1047 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:48,380 If they could be corralled into some sort of work-based flock and we could put them to use, that would be amazing as well. 1048 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,640 Condor's wishes. 1049 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,580 Thank you very much. 1050 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,100 And I love my ADHD. 1051 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,180 Thank you very much. 1052 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:54,960 And Jerry Hannan's Condor. 1053 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:55,980 Thank you very much there. 1054 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:02,660 We should revisit it again or perhaps the other applications, says Condor's wishes. 1055 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:07,900 I'm not going to give up or throw in the towel, at least on Windows 98. 1056 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:12,240 I do have a lot of interest in it. 1057 00:46:13,260 --> 00:46:24,640 But for the time being, let's just move on to something of the same vintage and era that is Computer Chronicles circa 1999 with Not Your Ordinary episode. 1058 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:35,380 This is one from the Cody Awards, which was an awards-based ceremony, which I'm sure Stu at times presents. 1059 00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:41,960 I know he narrates it, but it's like an Oscars for fucking software programmers back in the day. 1060 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:45,500 And Damien, thank you very much for the tip there. 1061 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,380 And Oua, thank you very much for the tip as well. 1062 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,480 Well deserved for that San Francisco side quest pure entertainment. 1063 00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:53,460 Well, thanks, Damien. 1064 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,280 Look, that's not me. 1065 00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,840 That's the uncle's stuff there. 1066 00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:02,580 But look, I'll be sure to pass on those kind words to him at some stage. 1067 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,960 And the tip as well. 1068 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,980 We'll split that. 1069 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,140 Thanks very much, sir, Damien. 1070 00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:16,700 We'll split that, Tam. 1071 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,840 This is the 1999 computer. 1072 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,760 Let me just get ready for this intro because it usually is a great opportunity for me to recharge 1073 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:31,560 and just boost my fucking self-esteem during the intro title card. 1074 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:45,520 I'll just get that right. 1075 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,080 I just need to get it right there because I started going like that as if it was a keyboard, 1076 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,700 where it's actually the sound of a modem booting up. 1077 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:57,800 But it's not unlike the keypad tonality of an old fucking dial touchtone phone. 1078 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,480 So I'll just get the mimes right again, you know. 1079 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,700 It, it, you might think this is superfluous shite, doesn't matter, but it means a lot to me. 1080 00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:07,280 It really is. 1081 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,140 It's the immersion of the computer chronicles, which I've come to know and love. 1082 00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:35,520 This week on the computer chronicles, we take you to Los Angeles for the annual excellence in software awards, 1083 00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:36,460 The Codys. 1084 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,400 Actor Robert. 1085 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:38,680 The Codys. 1086 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,400 Robert Yurik. 1087 00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:40,680 Comedian Rondell. 1088 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,460 I just need to rewind this. 1089 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,660 Who the hell is this guy? 1090 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:46,520 He said comedian something Yurik. 1091 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,960 In software awards. 1092 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:51,880 That looks like stew there in a tuxedo. 1093 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,240 It's a tuxedo stew situation. 1094 00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,300 The Codys. 1095 00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,840 Actor Robert Yurik. 1096 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,220 Robert Yurik. 1097 00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:03,820 Does anybody know who he was? 1098 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:06,900 I did think he said, no, it's not O.J. 1099 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:09,680 This guy. 1100 00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:11,600 He does look like Gary Wilmot. 1101 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,040 There, Nick says. 1102 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:14,740 Twist it. 1103 00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:17,420 Thank you very much there, Lofts Holdingswood. 1104 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,320 Stockhammers after you. 1105 00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:22,920 Does anybody, Robert Ulrich Spencer. 1106 00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,160 Whose line is it anyway? 1107 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,340 Is that where he's from, is it? 1108 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:29,000 Median rock excellence in software awards. 1109 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:29,920 The Codys. 1110 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,460 Actor Robert Yurik. 1111 00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:33,620 Robert Yurik. 1112 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,960 Actor. 1113 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,260 Robert. 1114 00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:39,860 Yurik. 1115 00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:42,700 Wow. 1116 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,800 He's, he died in 2002. 1117 00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:56,200 Only three years after the Codys. 1118 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,060 He died. 1119 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:57,580 Unfortunately. 1120 00:49:57,580 --> 00:49:59,340 That is sad. 1121 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,080 He was only 55 as well. 1122 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:06,200 At the Las Robles Regional Medical Center. 1123 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,840 Thousand Oaks, California. 1124 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,400 The United States. 1125 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,260 of death. 1126 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,820 Let's just see there if we've got a tissue for my schnout. 1127 00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:17,660 We don't, but I have a plastic bag. 1128 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,260 Maybe that no receipt. 1129 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,500 This is terrible. 1130 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,840 I didn't bring any sort of fucking wipeage material. 1131 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,480 So he is unfortunately gone, but I have never really heard of him. 1132 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,140 And look at that. 1133 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,800 He was a classic man of the past. 1134 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,400 married Barbara Rucker and divorced in 74. 1135 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:51,200 After six years of marriage and then married Heather Menzies. 1136 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:58,560 who was known for her roles as Louisa Von Trapp in The Sound of Music. 1137 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,440 So probably one of the, the kids from The Sound of Music. 1138 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,300 But getting back to your man there, Robert Yurik. 1139 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,940 Let's have a look at his career. 1140 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,660 He's in a TV show called The Specialists. 1141 00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:16,160 Uh. 1142 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,940 Extensive list of filmography here. 1143 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,980 It's films, roles such as. 1144 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,540 Classic man of the past. 1145 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:33,400 Thank you very much. 1146 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,860 Thank you very much. 1147 00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,060 Magnum Force. 1148 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,000 Look at that. 1149 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:41,680 Clint Eastwood. 1150 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:43,880 Uh. 1151 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:46,120 Endangered Species. 1152 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,160 He played Reuben Castle. 1153 00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,740 Thank you very much, Touch. 1154 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,660 The Ice Pirates. 1155 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,440 In 1984, The Ice Pirates. 1156 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,840 A totally spaced adventure, it's called. 1157 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,300 You have to be there to see it. 1158 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:05,260 That's the tagline. 1159 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:13,520 Ice Pirates trailer. 1160 00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:17,520 Trailer. 1161 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,280 The Ice Pirates 1984. 1162 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,640 It had fucking, what's his face in luck? 1163 00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:26,640 What's, what's his name again? 1164 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:30,740 He's in the, uh, the motorbike, uh, TV series as well. 1165 00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,600 First, the space comedy. 1166 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,500 We've, we've come across something absolutely beautiful. 1167 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,580 I didn't think this sort of stuff would have happened in the 80s. 1168 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:44,460 I thought they would have not done this in the 80s. 1169 00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:49,440 Because you will have moved into fucking RoboCop territory. 1170 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,640 Surely this would have been left in Star Trek TV. 1171 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,040 Unless it's meant to be a fucking comedy as well. 1172 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,600 Maybe it's meant to be a comedy. 1173 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,300 In which case, they did. 1174 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,900 It worked because I laughed. 1175 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,220 But if it's serious. 1176 00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:05,400 You wouldn't open the trailer with that shot, would you? 1177 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,340 Unless it was a comedy. 1178 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,140 At last, the space comedy. 1179 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,160 You didn't. 1180 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,940 It's a space comedy. 1181 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,580 Thank God. 1182 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:37,520 That was fucking sick. 1183 00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:39,020 It's like baby mice. 1184 00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:41,920 Probably harmed as well in the fucking creation of the film. 1185 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,720 Because, you know, back then. 1186 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,120 Health safety regulations. 1187 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,900 It was a lax affair. 1188 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:52,540 Those guys probably weren't treated well at all. 1189 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,720 And they've got great sushi. 1190 00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,080 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1191 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,080 But there's no water. 1192 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,380 You got any water? 1193 00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:06,680 It is a time when desperate men will swing from the chandeliers. 1194 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,420 Just to get a drink. 1195 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,400 Just take a look at that. 1196 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,200 Good men. 1197 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:14,220 Like Jason. 1198 00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,460 Space pirate. 1199 00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,640 And explorer of the cosmos. 1200 00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:21,040 His chief engineer and fellow rogue Roscoe. 1201 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:21,600 Here they come. 1202 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:24,180 Fuck. 1203 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,040 Fuck. 1204 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,240 Oh, here. 1205 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:26,900 Quit that. 1206 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,180 And the beautiful Princess Karina. 1207 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,880 This is a Star Wars sort of fucking spoof, is it? 1208 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,680 Looks fucking shite, man. 1209 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,320 I hope the channel doesn't get taken down now for showing trailers. 1210 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,840 Does anybody know about the copyright scenario showing trailers? 1211 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:44,700 Can you show them? 1212 00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:46,340 Maybe I can't show the whole thing. 1213 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,640 You've got to kind of ming the merciless lad. 1214 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:58,780 But they wouldn't have had the budget to have gone all in on a Star Wars piss take because you really have to have the skills to be able to create that world. 1215 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:00,360 It's just not going to happen. 1216 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,100 Look at this here. 1217 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:08,660 You've got a fucking alien man taking his shit in some sort of fucking open stall situation. 1218 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:13,560 Thank you very much, Spice Pirate, for your tip there. 1219 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,580 And karate chop as well. 1220 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:22,260 See startling special effects. 1221 00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:26,840 See depravity in zero gravity. 1222 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,960 See glamour girls from another galaxy. 1223 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,740 Glamour girls are after you. 1224 00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:34,160 See kung fu robots. 1225 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,140 And delight in the mysteries of the seventh world. 1226 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:44,380 The one place in the universe to get a decent glass of water. 1227 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,880 Don't do that. 1228 00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:48,900 Dodgy enough, is this? 1229 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:49,900 You insist. 1230 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,940 How's it going? How's it going? How's it going, you? 1231 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,320 The Ice Pirates. 1232 00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:02,760 Don't do that. 1233 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,400 A totally spaced adventure. 1234 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,560 Unbelievable. 124k views. 1235 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,000 It was only put up 11 months ago, this trailer. 1236 00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:19,060 Probably the HD re-upload. 1237 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,080 Anonymous, thank you very much there. 1238 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,980 Are you and Tom related to the late actor Burt Lancaster? 1239 00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,940 Not that I know of. 1240 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:33,020 I'm not particularly too sure whether or not he had any sort of fucking relatives in our neck of the woods. 1241 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:34,780 But thanks very much for the tip. 1242 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,060 Some serious yank slug vibes, he says. 1243 00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:38,660 Dr. Moonlight Graham. 1244 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,340 Dr. Moonlight Graham, is it? 1245 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:47,080 Was Burt Lancaster in... 1246 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,560 Fucking hell, it is. 1247 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,460 Is he out of Gone with the Wind Burt Lancaster? 1248 00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:53,460 Was that Burt Reynolds? 1249 00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:55,120 No, that's not Burt Reynolds. 1250 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,360 That was Dirk Butler. 1251 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,140 Let's have a look at this. 1252 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,220 There's a bit of Tom arsery going on here, Tom. 1253 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,880 Somebody has tipped in saying he's like you. 1254 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,080 Fire it up there. 1255 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:09,100 Let's see what it's like. 1256 00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:16,080 Moonlight Graham achieving your dream in Field of Dreams. 1257 00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,080 Oh, so it's in... 1258 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:25,000 Oh, Field of Dreams, the movie about the man who fucking wants to build the baseball stadium in the back garden or something. 1259 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:25,340 Is it? 1260 00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:27,560 Bit loud. 1261 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:27,560 Bit loud. 1262 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,440 Let's turn that down. 1263 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,440 We might get Tommy to overdub this. 1264 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:39,120 But we don't want Paul Fowle of YouTube's stringent copyright policy. 1265 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,000 So we need to be selective about the scenes. 1266 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:43,960 Let's just skip to the chase here. 1267 00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:45,740 Or cut to the chase. 1268 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,100 There's a man in a hat. 1269 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:49,040 We can maybe pop a hat on him. 1270 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,940 No one's called me Moonlight Graham in 50 years. 1271 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,300 Okay, let's just try that one. 1272 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,620 Let's just try that one, Tom. 1273 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760 Are you listening? 1274 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,940 No one's called me Moonlight Graham in 16 years, is it? 1275 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,740 Are you Moonlight Graham? 1276 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,440 Moonlight Graham. 1277 00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:06,320 Moonlight Graham. 1278 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,540 Give it a blast. 1279 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,640 Are you Moonlight Graham? 1280 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,620 How are you getting on? 1281 00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:36,440 No one's called me Moonlight Graham in 16 years. 1282 00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,260 Are you doing a bit of dreaming? 1283 00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:41,120 Well, I've come a very long way to see you. 1284 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:43,000 Are you doing a bit of dreaming? 1285 00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:43,340 Yeah. 1286 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:44,720 That's mighty. 1287 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,020 You like baseball, is it? 1288 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,020 Do you mind if I join you? 1289 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,440 I mean, I'd like to talk to you. 1290 00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,960 Do you want to go for a few scopes? 1291 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:57,280 Come on. 1292 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,600 Talk to me about... 1293 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,800 Well, when you got... 1294 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,340 Not great, Tom. 1295 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:03,920 Not great. 1296 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,600 But it will do for now. 1297 00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:08,160 And thank you very much there, Anonymous, for the tip there. 1298 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,500 We'll move on anyway. 1299 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,580 I don't want to get off on a fucking long tangent here. 1300 00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:15,340 Comedian Ron Del Sheridan and... 1301 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:16,700 Ron Del Sheridan. 1302 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:27,320 I can see this is going to be a tough one to get through because I do feel as though I need to really do my due diligence and brush up on each of these characters. 1303 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,040 Ron... 1304 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:29,140 Ron... 1305 00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:30,420 Actor Robert Urich. 1306 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,180 Comedian Ron Del Sheridan. 1307 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,740 Ron Del Sheridan. 1308 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,040 Come on. 1309 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:38,320 We need to see a five-minute set of Ron Del Sheridan before... 1310 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,900 Because this would have been a tame affair at this award ceremony. 1311 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:45,500 He wouldn't have been able to fucking unleash the big guns, you know? 1312 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,380 Ron Del... 1313 00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,120 Sheridan. 1314 00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:51,380 Stand up. 1315 00:59:56,820 --> 00:59:58,840 Two minutes at the laughter factory. 1316 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:08,860 I guess when I think, when I see the laugh factory, I always think of the fucking ill-fated Kramer performance. 1317 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,460 Which I think was at the laugh factory. Maybe it was a different one as well. 1318 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,720 Vegas. Is it? Las Vegas. 1319 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:19,220 So you're drinking. You guys got no drinks at all? Is this an AA convention? What's going on? 1320 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:23,120 How you going to think is it not any drinks at all? What were you doing earlier today? 1321 01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:26,880 Well, Rondell lived longer. He probably still is alive. This is five years ago. 1322 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:29,200 But the first guy is who, he died. 1323 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:37,440 Rondell has been putting in work for over 20 years, a commentator says, and still looking like he did in the 90s. 1324 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,080 You were drinking. Oh, so you're drunk out. You got no drinking. 1325 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:41,600 You're doing the D-boy. 1326 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:43,820 Build it. 1327 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:47,420 Build it. They will come. Thank you very much. 1328 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:50,060 And le petit disco. Thank you very much. 1329 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:50,280 Woo! 1330 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,580 After you're so drunk, the cops pull you over. You can't even say your name. 1331 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,160 Can you step out of the car? Woo! 1332 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,740 Go outside any bar. Go outside any bar at 2 a.m. 1333 01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:03,320 Just stand outside the bar and go, woo! 1334 01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:06,200 You'll hear miles away at another bar. 1335 01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:06,640 Woo! 1336 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,100 That's drunk Marco Polo. That's what that is. 1337 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:15,260 No, I was really thirsty. 1338 01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:18,240 I just want to go back to vintage Rondell. 1339 01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:24,360 I hate that summer's over. I miss summer, especially when I was a kid. My dad used to barbecue a lot when I was a kid, man. 1340 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:29,980 I lived at home for 18 years, first 18 years of my life, and I never once ever remember my dad cleaning the barbecue grill. 1341 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:38,340 Never once, but it's scary now. As a child, all I remember doing, standing there going, Dad, there's some stuff on there. 1342 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,740 Shut up. That gives us a special flavor. 1343 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:45,540 That's Rondell. 1344 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:49,500 And former Apple CEO Gil Emilio join us. 1345 01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:54,320 And former Apple CEO. I'm not going to look at these lads. These are just techie guys. 1346 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,100 We honor the best new software programs of the year. 1347 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:57,840 The Cody. 1348 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:02,200 Someone won an award there, this fella, and he's really milking it with the faces, look. 1349 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:09,880 This guy looks like he's not arse at all. He's lost the will to present that fella we're looking at right now. 1350 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,780 Emilio, join us as we... 1351 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:16,960 This situation here. This guy loves the award so much. 1352 01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:24,080 And he's really cradling that fucking piece of glass there in his hands. He loves this situation. 1353 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:29,820 This is... Look at that face there. It's a lovely... I call that a Schmeichel. 1354 01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:35,300 I don't know why either. Don't even ask me why, but I call that one. 1355 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,800 He's giving it... He's giving it... Load the Schmeichel there. 1356 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:44,540 Then he laughs at that. And then he does another little Schmeichel as well. 1357 01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:50,440 He does this kind of roll here. It's a shoulder roll. It's an unprepared... 1358 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,480 This is what happens when you're full of joy. You really don't know what you're going to do. 1359 01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:00,160 I've seen a terrible video of Elon Musk on a red carpet there in the last 24 hours. 1360 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,880 And it was painful to see some of the moves he was making. 1361 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,820 I mean, he did probably know that he was going to be doing this fucking stuff. 1362 01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:15,260 But it was still painful. I mean, I would have prepared a few moves. 1363 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,500 Is it... Is it here? 1364 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,820 Is it even here? No? 1365 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,020 I don't have fun with every fucking studio at night! 1366 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,240 Thank you very much, Big Red. 1367 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,480 For the tip there. 1368 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:36,380 Was Rondell a big inspiration for Tommy's stand-up in the castle there, Tom? 1369 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:42,680 I'd never heard of Rondell in my life, but he seems like a nice chap. 1370 01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:44,160 Fair fox for him. 1371 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,100 Seems like a nice chap. 1372 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,420 Great stuff there. 1373 01:03:55,420 --> 01:03:56,660 So then we just... 1374 01:03:56,660 --> 01:03:58,100 We look there at this video. 1375 01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:02,260 Was it uploaded in the last fucking hour today? 1376 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:05,180 Here... 1377 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:06,320 No, it's an interview. 1378 01:04:07,020 --> 01:04:07,420 But we need... 1379 01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,820 We need the poses. 1380 01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:11,320 Here we go. 1381 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,820 It's a bizarre set of poses. 1382 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:26,620 These guys that are fucking paparazzis... 1383 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,120 Do this! 1384 01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:29,160 Do that! 1385 01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:30,800 Throw the arms up! 1386 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:31,280 Yeah! 1387 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,220 That's right! 1388 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,100 Yeah! 1389 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,720 To your left! 1390 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000 To your left! 1391 01:04:39,060 --> 01:04:39,340 To your left! 1392 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:39,440 To your left! 1393 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:39,540 To your left! 1394 01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:39,880 To your left! 1395 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,300 Crazy bit of business, Tom. 1396 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,340 It is. 1397 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,040 He's giving it the fighting pose there. 1398 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:53,100 Can you make the screen any bigger at least so I can really see what we're dealing with here? 1399 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:59,560 Yeah, I like the way that you've just become some sort of fucking wingman co-commentator for this. 1400 01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:00,960 Not your stream at all. 1401 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,740 Yeah, but I'll pull in the big crowd, you know. 1402 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:05,440 You're... 1403 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:05,840 You're... 1404 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:05,840 You're... 1405 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:05,940 You're... 1406 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:06,260 You're... 1407 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:06,940 You're small... 1408 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,140 Small fry these days. 1409 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,020 Yeah, we get that there and see that. 1410 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,020 What's the best here? 1411 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:17,620 What's the best? 1412 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,060 To your left! 1413 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,680 Elon, straight ahead! 1414 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:21,580 Straight ahead, Elon! 1415 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:23,620 To your left! 1416 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:23,920 Elon! 1417 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:24,800 To your left! 1418 01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:25,620 Elon! 1419 01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:25,740 Elon! 1420 01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:26,140 Elon! 1421 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:28,280 That was a tough... 1422 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,080 That was a tough situation there. 1423 01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:31,620 We can't rewind on that one. 1424 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,020 Elon! 1425 01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:32,740 To your left! 1426 01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:33,040 To your left! 1427 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:33,340 To your left! 1428 01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:33,640 To your left! 1429 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,340 How come... 1430 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,920 These fucking YouTube shorts... 1431 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:36,740 What's the point of them? 1432 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,660 Does anybody even watch these lads? 1433 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:42,940 Because I'm constantly getting the update on... 1434 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,980 From YouTube in emails saying, 1435 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:46,600 You should do more shorts! 1436 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:51,240 And if you look on YouTube studio when I'm going in to do live streams, it's like, we noticed 1437 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,800 you're not uploading shorts. 1438 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:57,680 We think shorts is a great way for you to grow and engage your new audience. 1439 01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,920 You have no clue. 1440 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:03,820 The algorithm could select you for a video and the next thing you know, you're king of the hill. 1441 01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:05,860 It's like, what's the point? 1442 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,800 You know, do you not want to see something that... 1443 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,780 I suppose if you're scrolling... 1444 01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:13,120 You want to see an impactful video, obviously. 1445 01:06:13,460 --> 01:06:14,020 Something amazing. 1446 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:14,700 But if... 1447 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:16,660 There's no point in making one of these fucking things. 1448 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,760 They've lost the war to TikTok. 1449 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,320 Is this... 1450 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,960 And they're trying to compete with them. 1451 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,480 Thank you very much there, Big Red, for the tip. 1452 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,580 And grinning 90s tux renter. 1453 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,620 And you can't rewind the fucking things. 1454 01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:34,400 I'm trying to rewind here to see that pose that he just did. 1455 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:37,740 But it means you have to play the whole fucking video again. 1456 01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:39,580 To your left! 1457 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:40,240 Elon, it's me! 1458 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:43,640 Throw the arms in the air again! 1459 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,780 Elon, fighting pose! 1460 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:47,840 Twisted! 1461 01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:51,000 Thank you very much there, Elon Edgelord. 1462 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:51,360 To your left! 1463 01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:52,620 To your left! 1464 01:06:52,680 --> 01:07:05,240 They're just trying to pinpoint the sizzle point. 1465 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,640 It's just, it's remarkable, isn't it? 1466 01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,320 It's insane. 1467 01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,760 That's insane. 1468 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,520 That one, Tom. 1469 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,340 Can you see that one? 1470 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,400 Yes, it really is. 1471 01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,860 It's truly something out of the ordinary. 1472 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:29,900 Maybe you can zoom in there a little bit more on the face, Ian, to get a look at the Schmeichel. 1473 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,720 Yeah, you'd be right in saying it is a fucking Schmeichel. 1474 01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:36,380 He's gone for the Schmeichel himself. 1475 01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:40,920 Isn't just lads from the past that have gone for the Schmeichel. 1476 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:53,740 That's that anyway. 1477 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,040 We can get the fuck out of that. 1478 01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,860 What were we on there before that brought us to that? 1479 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:01,460 This fella. 1480 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:02,040 Okay. 1481 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,600 This guy wasn't impressed at all. 1482 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:10,380 But the next follow-up fella was an absolute Schmeichel Schmeichel. 1483 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:12,400 United. 1484 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,240 Let me just resize the screen here. 1485 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:22,460 I mean, I wish there was a faster way of doing this, but I haven't had the notion that I was going to be zooming in and out of these things. 1486 01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:35,100 And I used to have this fucking thing booted up on a different operating system, which allowed me to pinpoint, as you know well, ad nauseum, zooming in and out, stopping things and zooming in and out and honing in. 1487 01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:38,480 We're going to have to get that back if this is the case. 1488 01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:40,800 We're going to be going through these old episodes again. 1489 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:45,200 Join us as we honor the best new software programs of the year. 1490 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:49,140 The Cody's coming up next on The Computer Chronicles. 1491 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,600 The Computer Chronicles. 1492 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,000 The Cody's. 1493 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:57,620 Brought to you by BigStar.com, with thousands of videos and DVDs for the whole family. 1494 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:07,160 Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news. 1495 01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:17,380 And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services. 1496 01:09:20,140 --> 01:09:27,220 This is the Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles, site of the 1999 Excellence in Software Awards. 1497 01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:29,360 We at the Cody's, boys. 1498 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,700 We at the Cody Awards. 1499 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,000 We're the classic agnostic guys. 1500 01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:42,200 We've got this band here who are called the Classic Agnostic Guys. 1501 01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:45,900 Famous jazz band from L.A. 1502 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:48,680 DPRA, thank you very much there for the tip. 1503 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,920 Nuka Creamer. 1504 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:51,780 Thank you very much. 1505 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,520 Have you seen the Fallout show yet? 1506 01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:55,220 I haven't. 1507 01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:04,180 Never seen that before. 1508 01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:06,320 A lad singing and wearing one of these. 1509 01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:11,720 Is he like moonlight double jobbing as the floor manager and a singer at the same time? 1510 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,540 Maybe he got the fucking lads the gig. 1511 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:18,000 And he's like working on the show and he's like, I can fucking double up here. 1512 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,500 Or maybe one member of the Classic Agnostic Guys was ill. 1513 01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:27,600 And this guy just had a real sweet syrupy voice and he got involved in it. 1514 01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:30,660 Little bit of extra cash and claw at the end of the night. 1515 01:10:31,020 --> 01:10:32,840 Gameboy, thank you very much for the tip. 1516 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:37,140 Recognizes the best new computer programs of the year with their Cody Awards. 1517 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,040 Make sure you install your software right. 1518 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,080 Don't copy that flop tonight. 1519 01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:47,940 Software men. 1520 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,360 We're just the software boys. 1521 01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:58,800 The association honored 38 of the best new software programs in eight different product categories. 1522 01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:02,860 The live event took several hours so we can't show it all to you. 1523 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:07,540 We would love to show you all seven hours of the show. 1524 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,480 But that would be ridiculous. 1525 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,540 Sean Heffernan, thank you very much for the tip. 1526 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,820 Highlights of the ceremony. 1527 01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:15,380 Highlights? 1528 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,440 And several hours so we can't show it all to you. 1529 01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,460 But we do have highlights of the ceremony. 1530 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,580 And we'll tell you all the winners. 1531 01:11:22,580 --> 01:11:25,880 It was my privilege to co-host this event. 1532 01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:26,640 Woo! 1533 01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,180 We got to fucking cheer for this lads. 1534 01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:33,520 Where is the fucking soundboard? 1535 01:11:35,260 --> 01:11:36,440 Oh, Christ. 1536 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:44,740 Along with all the winners. 1537 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,060 It was my privilege to co-host this event. 1538 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,260 Along with comedian Rondell Sheridan. 1539 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,880 And celebrity presenter, television actor. 1540 01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:53,360 Hang on. 1541 01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:55,420 Have we not just fucking seen these guys? 1542 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:56,260 Has he not done this? 1543 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,340 Are we repeating a bit already? 1544 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,180 Did he not already introduce these guys ten minutes ago? 1545 01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:04,820 He did, he did. 1546 01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:06,120 So he's just saying it again. 1547 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:11,860 Robert Urich got us going with the Cody Award for Best Business Software Program of the Year. 1548 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:16,660 My agent told me a few weeks ago to keep a date in March open. 1549 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,600 I've got a date in a bag open at the moment. 1550 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:35,920 I need to work on the timing of that one. 1551 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:35,980 I need to work on the timing of that one. 1552 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,480 Because they wanted me to be a presenter. 1553 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:52,180 Now, I knew it wasn't going to be Best Picture. 1554 01:12:54,020 --> 01:13:02,240 I was pretty sure it wasn't going to be Best Actor because usually they have the person who won the previous year make the announcement. 1555 01:13:02,660 --> 01:13:06,120 As you know, I did not win last year. 1556 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:10,800 Hell, I wasn't even nominated last year. 1557 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:15,020 I was not in a movie that could have allowed me to be nominated last year. 1558 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:22,720 So I thought at least Special Effects, Best Foreign Film, Best Musical Score. 1559 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:24,560 And I... 1560 01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:25,200 Game Boy! 1561 01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,100 Get here tonight and it's the Cody's. 1562 01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,140 Game Boy! 1563 01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:31,020 What the hell are the Cody's? 1564 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,400 So, uh... 1565 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:33,800 Ha ha ha! 1566 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,020 I managed to get myself a seat in the crowd. 1567 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:38,820 Um... 1568 01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:39,760 The Cody's? 1569 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,580 What the hell are the Cody's? 1570 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,000 You're fucking dying. 1571 01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,180 You're dying in your harassment. 1572 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:45,680 Um... 1573 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,380 I'm all dressed. 1574 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:48,360 I've got the tux on. 1575 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:49,280 I wore a tux. 1576 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:49,800 You are... 1577 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,360 Barely in the business, but... 1578 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,360 Tux... 1579 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,360 You know? 1580 01:13:54,820 --> 01:13:54,960 Yeah. 1581 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:58,620 I knew it wasn't going to be Best Picture. 1582 01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:03,620 I was pretty sure it wasn't going to be Best Actor because... 1583 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,680 Usually they have the person who won the previous year make the announcement. 1584 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,580 Get off the fucking stage! 1585 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:12,560 I did not win last year. 1586 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,240 Hell, I wasn't even nominated last year. 1587 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:17,880 Uh... 1588 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:21,440 I was not in a movie that could have allowed me to be nominated last year. 1589 01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:22,520 You're shite! 1590 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:23,120 Uh... 1591 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:23,600 So... 1592 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:28,460 So I thought at least Special Effects, Best Foreign Film, Best Musical, 1593 01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:29,460 Score... 1594 01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:32,740 And I get here tonight and it's the Cody's! 1595 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,580 What the hell are the Cody's? 1596 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,260 Who the fuck are you, Matt? 1597 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,460 I'm all dressed. 1598 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,440 I've got the tux on. 1599 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:40,360 I wore a tux. 1600 01:14:40,460 --> 01:14:40,640 You are? 1601 01:14:41,980 --> 01:14:43,460 Barely in the business, but... 1602 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:45,760 So I'm here. 1603 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,820 So I might as well do this, uh... 1604 01:14:47,820 --> 01:14:48,460 You know... 1605 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:49,880 Presentation. 1606 01:14:50,140 --> 01:14:51,140 You know... 1607 01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:54,560 I'm all dressed. 1608 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:55,540 I've got the tux on. 1609 01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,460 I wore a tux. 1610 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:56,760 You are? 1611 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,300 Barely in the business, but... 1612 01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:01,860 So I'm here. 1613 01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,140 So I might as well do this, uh... 1614 01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:04,140 Classic agnostic guys. 1615 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:04,140 You know... 1616 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,420 It's a state of all night! 1617 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:07,420 Um... 1618 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:11,200 There are many categories of business software. 1619 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,920 Numeric texts and graphics. 1620 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:13,600 Uh... 1621 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,420 Graphics programs. 1622 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:15,340 Schedulers. 1623 01:15:15,340 --> 01:15:16,680 Project managers. 1624 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,760 Information managers. 1625 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,640 Database programs, etc. 1626 01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,980 And of all these types of business programs, uh... 1627 01:15:22,980 --> 01:15:32,420 Some chart new territory, develop new ways of solving business problems, or simply do a traditional business task better than was ever possible before. 1628 01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:34,220 Fuck off! You're rubbish! 1629 01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:40,200 Finalists in this category have met that standard. The nominees for best new business software program... 1630 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:40,820 Go home! 1631 01:15:40,820 --> 01:15:41,320 ...are... 1632 01:15:42,460 --> 01:15:48,400 Photo Draw 2000. Microsoft. The Brain. Naturopical... 1633 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:54,000 Some good stuff, actually. This is research that we could use to be able to source brand new programs... 1634 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,000 To possibly play on our fucking emulator for Windows 98. 1635 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:02,480 Uh... A... A... A fucking thing called The Brain by Cody. 1636 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,840 Have a look here. 1637 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,840 My software program of the year are... 1638 01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,720 Photo Draw 2000. 1639 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,240 The mic was low. 1640 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,760 Oh, my mic is low. I turn it back up now. 1641 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:24,240 So this is, uh... Research we could actually use for playing new pieces of software and games of the olden times today. 1642 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:31,600 Obviously, we had a bit of a fucking technical gremlin, ghost in the machine situation at the beginning of the stream. 1643 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:37,200 But I assure you, we'll be going back to Windows 98 at some stage. So please, uh... 1644 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:44,800 Do stay tuned for that. That's... That promises it to be absolutely electric. I've got some ink character software. I've got fucking... 1645 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:50,400 I downloaded, uh... That screensaver one after dark. 1646 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:58,960 And just looking at these guys now. Photo Draw 2000. That looks like some sort of rubbish Photoshop clone. 1647 01:16:58,960 --> 01:16:59,840 Microsoft. 1648 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,880 And now one called The Brain. 1649 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:06,400 The Brain. Naturopical software technologies. 1650 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:12,800 Uh... Thank you very much, Sadie Williams, there, for the tip. How are you? Could you please ask Alan to go make a cup of tea? 1651 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:21,520 That sounds great there, Alan. I wouldn't mind making one myself. And Paddy the Boo, thank you very much. Hope Patricia has a good day at work in the morning. Paddy the Boo, thank you very much. 1652 01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,960 I'm just gonna put a cup of tea on. I'll be back in one moment. 1653 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,220 Music 1654 01:17:26,220 --> 01:17:27,960 Music 1655 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,960 Music 1656 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,960 Music 1657 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,960 Music 1658 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,960 Music 1659 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,960 Music 1660 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,960 Music 1661 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,960 Music 1662 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,960 Music 1663 01:17:51,960 --> 01:18:21,940 Thank you. 1664 01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:51,920 Thank you. 1665 01:18:51,920 --> 01:19:21,900 Thank you. 1666 01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:51,880 Thank you. 1667 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,880 Thank you. 1668 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,880 Thank you. 1669 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:59,940 Right, back at it. Back in the habit, Sister Act 2. 1670 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:04,600 Sound. 1671 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:19,880 Pechel Software Technologies. Peachtree Office Accounting. Peachtree Office Accounting. Peachtree Software. Window on Wall Street Internet Trader Deluxe. Window on Wall Street. 1672 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:29,880 There's some great hanging Chad moments here for the season the crowd. 1673 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:45,820 be. Get out with the fucking show, hey! And the coding award goes to Peachtree Office 1674 01:20:45,820 --> 01:20:58,060 Accounting by Peachtree Software. Accepting the award for Peachtree Software. Sensei, thank 1675 01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:03,840 you very much for the tip. Here is Ron Burney. One of the key features of Peachtree Office 1676 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:09,740 Accounting is that it works seamlessly with Microsoft Office applications. This is lovely. 1677 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:16,300 Imagine having an award ceremony voiced over by Stu whilst at the same time knowing that 1678 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:23,540 he's in a tuxedo somewhere in the rafters waiting to make an appearance as well. I'd pay good 1679 01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:33,040 money for that ticket every fucking night. Producers! Pull my peach, thank you very much 1680 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:39,320 for the tip there. And Sensei. Bit of biscuit in the throat there. 1681 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:45,100 Ron Burney. Accepting the award for Peachtree Software is Ron Burney. 1682 01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:50,880 Lovely bit of slap bass going on in that jazz band as well. Ron Burney is after you. And 1683 01:21:50,880 --> 01:22:14,660 Verney Teabag is after you as well. Thank you very much for the Rumsfeld. Accepting the award for Peachtree Software is Ron Burney. One of the key features of Peachtree Office Accounting is that it works seamlessly with Microsoft Office applications, letting users easily import accounting information into programs such as Word, Excel, and Outlook. 1684 01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:24,160 On behalf of all the people at Peachtree. Fucking so tight the way they ended that tune as well. Anaconda G, thank you very 1685 01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:44,220 much for the tip there. He is absolutely thrilled to receive this award. Listen to him. Software, we'd just like to thank our small business customers for continuing to push us to make the complex task of accounting simple. Thank you very much. Humble, very humble. Microsoft or Apple, thank you very much for the tip there. 1686 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:51,720 Timmy Levy: They both have their merits. But I must say, I'm a Windows kind of guy. And Sensei, thank you very much again for the tip there. 1687 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:59,220 Timmy Levy: Other Coddy Award winners in the Business and Home Office Software category included: 1688 01:22:59,220 --> 01:23:08,720 Timmy Levy: Symantec's Act 4.0 for Best Business Software Upgrade. Intuit's QuickBooks Pro won the Best Numeric or Data Business Software. 1689 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:22,720 Timmy Levy: The Coddy for Best Desktop Publishing Program went to Adobe Systems Photoshop 5.0. FileMaker Pro 4.0 won the Best Application Development Tool. And PowerQuest's Partition Magic 4.0. 1690 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:30,220 Timmy Levy: They integrated the fucking Computer Chronicles theme tune that we all know and love into this show, the Codys there. 1691 01:23:30,220 --> 01:23:35,220 Timmy Levy: I thought it was going to be some jazz music, but that's only going to be for the walk ups and the walk offs. 1692 01:23:35,220 --> 01:23:40,220 Timmy Levy: Although I don't think there was any jazz, jazzification for your man walking off the stage there. 1693 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:44,220 Timmy Levy: To make the complex task of accounting simple. Thank you very much. 1694 01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:51,220 Other CODY Award winners in the Business and Home Office software category included: 1695 01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:55,220 BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, 1696 01:23:55,220 --> 01:23:59,220 Semantic QuickBooks Desk, and PowerQuest Partition Magic 4.0, 1697 01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:02,220 one of CODY for Best Software Utility. 1698 01:24:07,220 --> 01:24:11,220 There were nine CODY Awards for Educational Software. 1699 01:24:11,220 --> 01:24:15,220 Ellen Bialo, President of IESD Incorporated, 1700 01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:22,220 and Kathy Hurley of The Learning Company presented one of the CODY Awards for Best Curriculum Software. 1701 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:31,220 Lovely bit of curriculum software situationship going on here with Kathryn Hurley and this other lady. 1702 01:24:31,220 --> 01:24:37,220 Tonight's nominees for the Best Curriculum Software for Secondary and Postsecondary Education are: 1703 01:24:38,220 --> 01:24:42,220 Boxer Intermediate Algebra, Boxer Learning. 1704 01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:45,220 Tomorrow's Promise Science, Jostin's Learning. 1705 01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:47,220 Jostin's after ya. 1706 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:50,220 Relate for Teens, Ripple Effects. 1707 01:24:50,220 --> 01:24:53,220 Fucking Ripple Effects are after ya. 1708 01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:57,220 Secondary Math Lab Toolkit, Sunburst Communications. 1709 01:24:57,220 --> 01:25:00,220 Sunburst is asking for ya. 1710 01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:01,220 Cold War, Turner Learning. 1711 01:25:01,220 --> 01:25:07,220 Was that just a fucking bit of software about the Cold War? 1712 01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:09,220 Was they still going on about the Cold War? 1713 01:25:09,220 --> 01:25:10,220 In '99? 1714 01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:12,220 Thought I'd died off. 1715 01:25:12,220 --> 01:25:25,220 A 24-part weekly series airing exclusively on CNN so there was a partner piece of software that you could get to follow along the show with. 1716 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:29,220 Who knows, there might have been some sort of web element based inside that as well. 1717 01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:31,220 Cold War, Turner Learning. 1718 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:36,220 And the winner goes to, and the winner is... 1719 01:25:36,220 --> 01:25:37,220 Cold War. 1720 01:25:37,220 --> 01:25:40,220 I think the Teens one is probably gonna get it. 1721 01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:41,220 The fucking... 1722 01:25:41,220 --> 01:25:43,220 The cutting edge, kinda urban... 1723 01:25:43,220 --> 01:25:44,220 Custom learning. 1724 01:25:44,220 --> 01:25:48,220 Relate for Teens by Ripple Effects. 1725 01:25:48,220 --> 01:25:50,220 Seems as though it's gonna be like some sort of... 1726 01:25:50,220 --> 01:25:51,220 Ripple Effects. 1727 01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:55,220 Be careful about new technology guys. 1728 01:25:55,220 --> 01:25:56,220 Mobile phones. 1729 01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:58,220 It could be dangerous. 1730 01:25:58,220 --> 01:25:59,220 Ripple Effects. 1731 01:25:59,220 --> 01:26:00,220 Who knows. 1732 01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:01,220 I'm definitely... 1733 01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:08,220 Well, Jostons for the win says, "Pour Joie." 1734 01:26:08,220 --> 01:26:09,220 Anybody else? 1735 01:26:09,220 --> 01:26:12,220 My money's on Turner says, "Johnson's Lobster." 1736 01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:14,220 I think the Teens one or the Cold War one. 1737 01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:19,220 The graphics on the Teens one was pretty fucking cutting edge and cool. 1738 01:26:19,220 --> 01:26:23,220 I think that would have definitely got a few takers like. 1739 01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:28,220 I'm definitely redeeming myself. 1740 01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:32,220 The Cody award goes to Cold War by Turner Learning. 1741 01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:34,220 I'm right. 1742 01:26:34,220 --> 01:26:35,220 I'm right. 1743 01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:36,220 I'm right. 1744 01:26:36,220 --> 01:26:39,220 Even though I said the Teens one, but I said the Cold War possibly will get it as well. 1745 01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:41,220 Accepting the award for... 1746 01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:42,220 And it's Schmeichel. 1747 01:26:42,220 --> 01:26:45,220 Look at the fucking fan slap on Schmeichel as well. 1748 01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:51,220 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 1749 01:26:51,220 --> 01:26:54,220 Let's get a slow-mo-ification on this slap here. 1750 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,220 Boom, Hauer. 1751 01:26:58,220 --> 01:26:59,220 Look at that. 1752 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:01,220 Boom. 1753 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:05,220 Look, we combine that with some sort of fucking soundboard. 1754 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:07,220 Slap. 1755 01:27:08,220 --> 01:27:09,220 We have a slap. 1756 01:27:09,220 --> 01:27:11,220 We've got a face slap. 1757 01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:14,220 Don't know if that's going to fucking work for us though. 1758 01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:16,220 See if this woman... 1759 01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:18,220 Turner Learning. 1760 01:27:18,220 --> 01:27:19,220 Ha ha ha ha. 1761 01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:25,220 Did that work lads? 1762 01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,220 Because I can't hear it. 1763 01:27:28,220 --> 01:27:29,220 Did he? 1764 01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:33,220 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 1765 01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:34,220 It was a glove slap. 1766 01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:36,220 The award for Turner Learning. 1767 01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,220 Ha ha ha. 1768 01:27:37,220 --> 01:27:38,220 Nice. 1769 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:39,220 Is Dr. John Richards. 1770 01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:41,220 He fucking loves this. 1771 01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:43,220 Look at the grin on him. 1772 01:27:43,220 --> 01:27:47,220 In fairness, if I produced a Cold War 24 part 1773 01:27:48,220 --> 01:27:55,220 partner company software accompanying piece of software for the web series or for the TV series, 1774 01:27:56,220 --> 01:27:59,220 I would have a shit-eating grin on my face as well. 1775 01:28:00,220 --> 01:28:03,220 And I think there are a few detractors, a few enemies. 1776 01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:04,220 John Richards. 1777 01:28:05,220 --> 01:28:08,220 I think John Richards had a few fucking enemies in the... 1778 01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:09,220 Look at the background there. 1779 01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:11,220 You've got some lad out of the fucking Godfather trilogy. 1780 01:28:13,220 --> 01:28:16,220 That's fucking Fredo or one of the boys is going to bump off Richards. 1781 01:28:17,220 --> 01:28:21,220 They probably produce the other shit products like the teens game or the fucking... 1782 01:28:22,220 --> 01:28:28,220 Look, Tony Soprano cross Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction there. 1783 01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:33,220 He's definitely going to bump off fucking Richards after the show, after the gig. 1784 01:28:35,220 --> 01:28:38,220 And then he had another fella at the background as well. 1785 01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:45,220 We got a bit of danger music there maybe we can put to this to enhance... 1786 01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:47,220 Fuck. 1787 01:28:48,220 --> 01:28:49,220 Producers. 1788 01:28:50,220 --> 01:28:51,220 Producers. 1789 01:28:51,220 --> 01:28:59,320 What would work well here? 1790 01:28:59,480 --> 01:29:00,040 Dark. 1791 01:29:01,860 --> 01:29:03,300 Secret dark tunnel. 1792 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,000 Dark space. 1793 01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:07,840 Nah. 1794 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:08,940 Nah. 1795 01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:11,720 I mean I just need to have these things lined up. 1796 01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:16,960 But again I fail on so many fronts when it comes to the preparation. 1797 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:19,860 Thanks very much for the tip there Lord of War. 1798 01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:29,500 Just give me a second there and I'll see if I can just rustle something out of the woodwork here. 1799 01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,440 Dark drone. 1800 01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,040 Drone. 1801 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:33,840 Ambient. 1802 01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:35,280 Eh? 1803 01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:38,900 Maybe this one will do. 1804 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:41,740 Gonna have to have it in a separate window of course. 1805 01:29:45,340 --> 01:29:46,060 Oh yeah. 1806 01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:46,380 Yeah. 1807 01:29:46,380 --> 01:30:14,380 *coughing* 1808 01:30:14,380 --> 01:30:16,380 *coughing* 1809 01:30:16,380 --> 01:30:34,380 Tonight on Prime Time, he was the man who made the Cold War software, but who also made a lot of enemies at the same time. Jonathan Richards, the Cold War man. 1810 01:30:34,380 --> 01:30:42,380 *coughing* 1811 01:30:42,380 --> 01:30:44,380 *coughing* 1812 01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:46,380 *coughing* 1813 01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:48,380 *coughing* 1814 01:30:48,380 --> 01:30:50,380 Tonight at 9 on Prime Time. 1815 01:30:50,380 --> 01:30:52,380 *coughing* 1816 01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:54,380 *coughing* 1817 01:30:54,380 --> 01:30:56,380 *coughing* 1818 01:30:56,380 --> 01:31:00,380 *coughing* 1819 01:31:00,380 --> 01:31:02,380 *coughing* 1820 01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:04,380 *coughing* 1821 01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,380 *coughing* 1822 01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:08,380 *coughing* 1823 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:13,500 When you're with the Flintstones. Why are they playing the fucking Flintstones? That's no, 1824 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:20,620 there's no resemblance to the Cold War. That was a Stone Age based cartoon. It was based in the 1825 01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:26,860 Stone Age, not in the Cold War age. Eunice of a cast. Thank you very much for the tip there, 1826 01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:35,500 Eunice of a cast. Accepting the award for Turner Learning is Dr. John Richards. When you're in the 1827 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:45,420 Cold War, it's gonna be mighty mighty nuclear thermonuclear time. When you're fighting communists, 1828 01:31:46,060 --> 01:31:53,340 make sure you have a mighty good, you have a lovely good, you have a gay old time. I think it was the 1829 01:31:53,340 --> 01:32:00,780 actual words you have a gay old time but it meant gay as in fun times. Cold War from Turner Learning is 1830 01:32:00,780 --> 01:32:08,620 a CD-ROM designed to be used in schools in Game Boy in conjunction with CNN's primetime television series, 1831 01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:09,340 Cold War. 1832 01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:23,180 Yeah. Thanks everybody. This really, this 24-part series on CNN was Ted Turner's idea and... 1833 01:32:23,180 --> 01:32:29,180 Ted Turner getting a big shout out there. He was big shit back in the day, I think. Let's just have a 1834 01:32:29,180 --> 01:32:38,140 quick dip back into the UN Security Council meeting there. And that's over. That's done. Great stuff. 1835 01:32:38,140 --> 01:32:44,060 Uh, Ted... Oh, what was it? Cold War. Cold War. CNN. 1836 01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:53,580 Complete series look. Oh, we're the classic agnostic guys. Classic agnostic fucking series. Um... 1837 01:32:54,140 --> 01:32:59,740 Osmic Bastard. Thank you very much there. Cold War. I'm gonna watch this. This looks like be great sleep, 1838 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:03,660 fall asleep to material. It's got a lot of, uh... 1839 01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:11,740 a lot of views on each and every episode as well. Yeah, we'll, we'll check that out at another point. Not on stream anyway. 1840 01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:17,820 And, uh, the idea of making it reach the classrooms, I think, is so critical because we have to... 1841 01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:23,580 Barry Tan, thank you very much. Your office chair hasn't had the absolute shite kicked out of it in some time. 1842 01:33:23,580 --> 01:33:30,940 Unacceptable. Uh, that happened at the beginning of the stream. I don't think you witnessed... you must... you're only showing that you're not a true... 1843 01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:33,900 fat 32... 1844 01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:39,340 connoisseur by saying that because I absolutely leathered the fuck out of it at the beginning. 1845 01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:49,180 Uh, a series of flying knee kicks. And I got out the Ishka five liter water bottle and started fucking laying into it with that. 1846 01:33:49,980 --> 01:33:54,060 Some water went onto the floor and my hands. So... 1847 01:33:55,660 --> 01:33:59,980 Just get here, get here on time is what I'll say to you. Thanks very much for the tip though, Barry. 1848 01:33:59,980 --> 01:34:04,060 ...to see who we are in this world today. So thank you very much for recognizing this. 1849 01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:14,300 Much for record critical because we have to see who we are in this world today. So thank you very much for recognizing this. 1850 01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:26,300 Just one more look there at the guys. One more little goosey gander at the guys that were going to kill him afterwards. 1851 01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:31,740 Accepting the award for Turner Learning is Dr. John Richard. 1852 01:34:31,740 --> 01:34:38,740 *Painful music* 1853 01:34:38,740 --> 01:34:45,740 *Painful music* 1854 01:34:45,740 --> 01:34:52,740 *Painful music* 1855 01:34:52,740 --> 01:35:11,740 *Painful music* 1856 01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:15,740 The award for Turner Learning is Dr. John... 1857 01:35:15,740 --> 01:35:17,740 *Painful music* 1858 01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:24,740 *Painful music* 1859 01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:25,740 *Painful music* 1860 01:35:25,740 --> 01:35:30,740 *Painful music* 1861 01:35:34,740 --> 01:35:38,740 Tonight at 9:00 on Dispatches... 1862 01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:42,740 John Richards... 1863 01:35:44,740 --> 01:35:46,740 The Computer Lan... 1864 01:35:46,740 --> 01:35:57,100 James Gandolfini in the background. 1865 01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:14,160 Cold War from Turner Learning is a CD-ROM designed to be used in schools in conjunction with CNN's primetime television series Cold War. 1866 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:18,720 Yeah. 1867 01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:20,400 Yeah. 1868 01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:21,500 Thanks, everybody. 1869 01:36:21,940 --> 01:36:23,220 This really, this 24-point series. 1870 01:36:23,220 --> 01:36:24,580 Yeah, yeah, we heard you. 1871 01:36:24,700 --> 01:36:26,340 We understand what you said. 1872 01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:29,080 Look at the movement on your man, the comedian. 1873 01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:29,740 He's coming out. 1874 01:36:29,960 --> 01:36:30,460 He's dancing. 1875 01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:35,280 Maybe there's some sort of music going on there, but that's some sweet moves there, Tom. 1876 01:36:38,180 --> 01:36:40,700 I can't believe what I'm witnessing right now. 1877 01:36:41,020 --> 01:36:42,840 And I love the way this guy is moving. 1878 01:36:43,660 --> 01:36:49,540 Even the saxophonist beside him seems to be in awe of his robotic movements. 1879 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:51,120 It's quite something. 1880 01:36:51,740 --> 01:36:53,580 And very, very smooth. 1881 01:36:53,780 --> 01:36:55,900 It's actually smoother than silk. 1882 01:36:56,220 --> 01:36:57,680 If you can believe that. 1883 01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:00,260 Play it there. 1884 01:37:06,100 --> 01:37:08,760 So just a quick, Robert Urich. 1885 01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:11,420 Just, can you give me a hand? 1886 01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:12,680 Just give me a hand. 1887 01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:12,760 Just give me a hand. 1888 01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:19,560 Did they say you're my fucking favourite there? 1889 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:20,100 Joey the lips? 1890 01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:20,560 Joey the lips. 1891 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:20,560 Joey the lips. 1892 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:20,560 Joey the lips. 1893 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:20,980 Joey the lips. 1894 01:37:20,980 --> 01:37:21,980 And Dara Dermody. 1895 01:37:21,980 --> 01:37:25,280 Big shout out to Pat O'Keefe, who's watching you for the first time. 1896 01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:26,640 Pat O'Keefe. 1897 01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:27,660 How are ya? 1898 01:37:29,740 --> 01:37:32,780 So this has been a lull in the proceedings. 1899 01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:38,300 There was a bit of music played and then your man just does the robot out of the fucking 1900 01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:38,980 Nowheresville. 1901 01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:39,900 Look at this. 1902 01:37:40,780 --> 01:37:41,780 So it's straight after it. 1903 01:37:41,860 --> 01:37:44,300 Straight after your man has walked off. 1904 01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:46,300 So thank you very much for recognising this. 1905 01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:50,940 And there's a bit of confusion there. 1906 01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:58,700 You can see the floor manager cum singer signal into the band going like, are we meant to play now? 1907 01:37:58,700 --> 01:37:59,520 What's going on? 1908 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,760 You can see him there looking around in sheer confusion. 1909 01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:08,440 I even think that the comedian believed there was meant to be some sort of auditory cue for him. 1910 01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:08,840 Thank you. 1911 01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,900 Which is why he came out like this. 1912 01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:19,600 Then halfway through it, he realised, where's the fucking music lads? 1913 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:20,620 No sting. 1914 01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:22,120 Thank you very much for recognising this. 1915 01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:29,620 Maybe because the floor manager was meant to be a fucking floor manager and not on the floor with the band singing. 1916 01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:34,860 He should have been backstage giving the comedian the cue to come on. 1917 01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:37,500 Absolute chaos during that night. 1918 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,980 The Cody, the 1999 Cody Awards. 1919 01:38:40,940 --> 01:38:42,060 Absolute chaos. 1920 01:38:47,340 --> 01:38:48,780 Look, he's going like this. 1921 01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:50,220 He's going, stop, stop. 1922 01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:54,460 Don't come out yet. 1923 01:38:54,460 --> 01:39:05,660 Now he's just realised, fuck, I was meant to come out later on, was I? 1924 01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:19,260 Just a quick, Robert Yurick. 1925 01:39:20,300 --> 01:39:21,900 Just can you give my hand? 1926 01:39:21,900 --> 01:39:25,700 Because I wish I had some music to play for him to come out there. 1927 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:27,380 But all I have is the drone music. 1928 01:39:27,380 --> 01:39:29,660 So that might have to suffice. 1929 01:39:38,300 --> 01:39:41,420 So just a quick, Robert Yurick. 1930 01:39:41,420 --> 01:39:44,060 Just can you give my hand? 1931 01:39:44,060 --> 01:39:45,340 Because I'll just, you're mine. 1932 01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:50,540 It's like he was going to say you're my fucking favourite there. 1933 01:39:51,660 --> 01:39:53,100 Can you give him a fucking hand? 1934 01:39:53,820 --> 01:39:54,060 Can you? 1935 01:39:54,700 --> 01:39:57,260 So just a quick, Robert Yurick. 1936 01:39:58,300 --> 01:39:59,900 Just can you give my hand? 1937 01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:01,020 Just can you give me a hand? 1938 01:40:01,020 --> 01:40:03,020 Just can you give me a hand? 1939 01:40:08,060 --> 01:40:08,620 So that's it. 1940 01:40:08,620 --> 01:40:09,500 I had nothing else to say. 1941 01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:14,220 So the gentleman who just won, you get the, you're just, 1942 01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:17,020 you're hopped up on like Robitussin, aren't you? 1943 01:40:19,420 --> 01:40:20,620 He's just happy to be here. 1944 01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:21,100 You can tell. 1945 01:40:22,780 --> 01:40:23,580 Okay, here we go. 1946 01:40:24,860 --> 01:40:26,860 Please welcome our next two presenters. 1947 01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:29,700 Dr. John Richards, Senior Vice President, 1948 01:40:30,580 --> 01:40:32,980 Kitty, thanks very much for the tip there. 1949 01:40:32,980 --> 01:40:34,420 Bizarre jokes there. 1950 01:40:34,420 --> 01:40:39,540 Accusations of fucking Robitussin being leveled at the previous winner. 1951 01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:40,100 This guy. 1952 01:40:41,300 --> 01:40:44,100 I wonder, was he fucking hopped up on something? 1953 01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:45,860 We could see the fucking shade of him when he, 1954 01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:47,220 when he collected the award there. 1955 01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:47,780 Look at this. 1956 01:40:47,780 --> 01:40:49,380 Maybe, maybe he was on drugs. 1957 01:40:49,380 --> 01:40:49,780 This fella. 1958 01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:53,780 Look, let's, let's, let's reanalyze that with some ominous music 1959 01:40:53,780 --> 01:40:57,220 to underscore how fucking mangled he probably was. 1960 01:40:57,220 --> 01:41:06,500 Look at that lads. 1961 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:08,980 He's definitely on fucking Robitussin or something. 1962 01:41:10,260 --> 01:41:11,540 Look at that face, man. 1963 01:41:11,540 --> 01:41:11,540 Look at that face, man. 1964 01:41:11,540 --> 01:41:13,380 Look at that face, man. 1965 01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:15,860 That's a real gurn scenario, isn't it? 1966 01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:18,420 Fucking high. 1967 01:41:20,820 --> 01:41:21,460 High lads. 1968 01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:28,900 He was off, he was off his cake on the fucking Werner Herzog's men. 1969 01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:34,820 He was doing fucking Cold War shots before he hit the fucking stage, hey. 1970 01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:41,860 Guy was, guy was cross, he was past the Iron Curtain by the time he was receiving his reward. 1971 01:41:41,860 --> 01:42:10,860 *laughs* 1972 01:42:10,860 --> 01:42:15,860 I rest my case. I'm gonna rest my case on that one. 1973 01:42:27,860 --> 01:42:39,860 Back to normal then. Or is it? You wouldn't know. You really wouldn't know. It'd be great if there were some shortcuts built into YouTube for the speed up, speed down. I mean, I know there is some way of just... 1974 01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:48,860 you hold down right on the video and it goes at two by speed, but I want the incremental bits and I also want it to be slowed down as well. 1975 01:42:48,860 --> 01:42:57,860 There probably is something you can do about that, but I mean, I don't know about it myself at this moment in time. 1976 01:42:57,860 --> 01:43:00,860 This really, this 20... 1977 01:43:00,860 --> 01:43:06,860 You, you get the... you're just... you're hopped up on like Robitussin, aren't you? 1978 01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:10,860 I mean, he's just happy to be here. You can tell. He's just... 1979 01:43:11,860 --> 01:43:12,860 Okay, here we go. 1980 01:43:13,860 --> 01:43:14,860 I found out. 1981 01:43:14,860 --> 01:43:15,860 Found out. 1982 01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:16,860 I found out. 1983 01:43:16,860 --> 01:43:17,860 I found out. 1984 01:43:17,860 --> 01:43:18,860 I found out. 1985 01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:19,860 I found out. 1986 01:43:19,860 --> 01:43:20,860 Hit, sorry. 1987 01:43:20,860 --> 01:43:21,860 Asda Tesco. 1988 01:43:21,860 --> 01:43:22,860 Asda... 1989 01:43:22,860 --> 01:43:23,860 Asda's sad. 1990 01:43:23,860 --> 01:43:24,860 Asda G. 1991 01:43:24,860 --> 01:43:25,860 Thank you very much for letting us. 1992 01:43:25,860 --> 01:43:28,860 Hitting the greater than sign will jump to the next speed setting. 1993 01:43:28,860 --> 01:43:35,860 First, it will go to 1.25x and then hitting again will go to 1.5x. 1994 01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:40,860 Okay, this is something that I need to learn and do off stream so when it gets to the stream, I'm just... 1995 01:43:41,860 --> 01:43:49,860 Manager of Turner Learning and Annette Hamilton, executive producer and columnist for ZDNet AnchorDefs. 1996 01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:57,860 Parker there, welcome to the chat box scenario. You're saying that's the dad from That's So Raven TV show. 1997 01:43:57,860 --> 01:44:02,860 I've noticed a few people saying, "Oh, So Raven, So Raven." What? I've never even heard of that. 1998 01:44:03,860 --> 01:44:06,860 Is that a sitcom back in the day or...? 1999 01:44:10,860 --> 01:44:13,860 The music is fucking great, even though the timing is off. 2000 01:44:14,860 --> 01:44:26,700 Hamilton. Executive producer and columnist for ZDNet Anchor Desk. 2001 01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:49,420 What? What? He's back again! This fucker's back again. He must have been on the Robbie Tussons. 2002 01:44:50,140 --> 01:44:57,900 Card style. And who's the lady as well? Is that his wife? But there was an amazing instrument there. 2003 01:44:57,900 --> 01:45:00,380 I'm not sure if it registered in your ears. It was like a... 2004 01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:15,820 Oh no, that's like a fucking... They're playing... How is he getting that sound? And what are you getting that sound? 2005 01:45:15,820 --> 01:45:21,740 Is that a muted guitar? Is he muting the... Pam muting the strings and then playing... 2006 01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:23,740 playing them down the... Yeah. 2007 01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:26,780 Conor Fowler says it's muted, man. 2008 01:45:26,780 --> 01:45:30,700 Just look through the catalogs. 2009 01:45:33,980 --> 01:45:34,700 Yeah, look at that. 2010 01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:44,940 Just look through the catalogs or walk by the aisles in your favorite computer store and you'll see 2011 01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:48,700 hundreds of educators... Didn't get the name of the lady there. He said... He said two people... 2012 01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:54,620 "Executive producer, president and general..." Welcome our next two presenters, Dr. John Richards, 2013 01:45:54,620 --> 01:45:59,420 Senior Vice President and General Manager of Turner Learning and Annette Hamilton, 2014 01:45:59,420 --> 01:46:03,900 Executive Producer and columnist for ZDNet Anchor Desk. 2015 01:46:05,660 --> 01:46:10,860 Does he mean CDNet? Because I don't know... ZDNet might have been a tech thing. 2016 01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:21,580 Hamilton's after you. Annette Hamilton's a real Resident Evil name. 2017 01:46:26,220 --> 01:46:28,220 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 2018 01:46:31,220 --> 01:46:33,220 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 2019 01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:39,720 Oh, yeah. 2020 01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:41,220 Boom, boom, boom. 2021 01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:47,220 Doom, doom, doom, doom. 2022 01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:54,220 Just look through the catalogs or walk by the aisles in your favorite computer store and you'll see-- 2023 01:46:54,220 --> 01:47:00,220 Shift +? to display the shortcuts on the video. Shift +? 2024 01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:04,220 Or just Shift +? Is this and then you're-- 2025 01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:09,220 I'm not gonna do it now in case it turns everything off. 2026 01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:12,220 The hundreds of educational software titles. 2027 01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:20,220 It's a very competitive field, but as in any creative endeavor, some companies manage to find a way to excel, 2028 01:47:20,220 --> 01:47:26,220 to stand out in the crowd, and accomplish something especially unique or worthy in their field. 2029 01:47:26,220 --> 01:47:33,220 That is what we honor in these next two CODI categories, the Best New Educational Products of the Year. 2030 01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:37,220 The nominees for Best New Overall Educational Software Program are-- 2031 01:47:39,220 --> 01:47:41,220 Thinkin' Science Series, Zap. 2032 01:47:43,220 --> 01:47:45,220 Look at that stupid clip art. 2033 01:47:45,220 --> 01:47:46,220 Look at that stupid clip art. 2034 01:47:48,220 --> 01:47:49,220 Took a breath there because-- 2035 01:47:49,220 --> 01:47:52,220 I was laughing at the stupid clip art. 2036 01:47:53,220 --> 01:47:54,220 What even is that? 2037 01:47:54,220 --> 01:47:55,220 Is that like a fucking-- 2038 01:47:56,220 --> 01:47:57,220 Yeah, we got this funky little dude. 2039 01:47:57,220 --> 01:47:59,220 He's got multicolored hair. 2040 01:47:59,220 --> 01:48:01,220 He's got those star specs. 2041 01:48:01,220 --> 01:48:03,220 He's wearing stupid pink socks. 2042 01:48:03,220 --> 01:48:04,220 I think people are gonna-- 2043 01:48:04,220 --> 01:48:06,220 gonna love this little guy. 2044 01:48:07,220 --> 01:48:08,220 Ed Mark. 2045 01:48:08,220 --> 01:48:10,220 Secret Writers Society. 2046 01:48:10,220 --> 01:48:12,220 Panasonic Interactive Media. 2047 01:48:12,220 --> 01:48:14,220 Word Bank Editor. 2048 01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:15,220 Plato Education. 2049 01:48:15,220 --> 01:48:16,220 Prejudice. 2050 01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:18,220 You have selected prejudice. 2051 01:48:18,220 --> 01:48:22,220 It is never too late to give up our prejudices. 2052 01:48:22,220 --> 01:48:25,220 When prejudice is present, justice is not. 2053 01:48:25,220 --> 01:48:30,220 He doesn't let facts get in the way of his prejudices. 2054 01:48:31,220 --> 01:48:34,220 Relate for teens. 2055 01:48:34,220 --> 01:48:35,220 Ripple effect. 2056 01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:39,220 Relate for teens back in the fucking manifold again for another award. 2057 01:48:40,220 --> 01:48:42,220 The Complete National Geographic. 2058 01:48:42,220 --> 01:48:44,220 The Learning Company School Division. 2059 01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:46,220 Community Construction Kit. 2060 01:48:46,220 --> 01:48:48,220 Tom Snyder Productions. 2061 01:48:49,220 --> 01:48:51,220 Old Tommy Schneider's after ya. 2062 01:48:51,220 --> 01:48:54,220 Is fucking your man's hand on her arse, look. 2063 01:48:57,220 --> 01:48:59,220 Your man was on the Ruby Tusson for sure. 2064 01:48:59,220 --> 01:49:04,220 That comment that your man made about the fella who won the award. 2065 01:49:04,220 --> 01:49:11,220 He's hepped up on Ruby Tusson and his ego has inflated to the size of a small country 2066 01:49:11,220 --> 01:49:15,220 because he's won the award and there, look. 2067 01:49:15,220 --> 01:49:16,220 Annette Hamilton. 2068 01:49:18,220 --> 01:49:19,220 Crazy bit of business. 2069 01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:20,220 Crazy bit of business. 2070 01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:21,220 Crazy bit of business. 2071 01:49:21,220 --> 01:49:22,220 Da da da da da da da. 2072 01:49:22,220 --> 01:49:24,220 Boom gone, boom gone. 2073 01:49:24,220 --> 01:49:25,220 Da da da da da. 2074 01:49:25,220 --> 01:49:26,220 Da da da da da. 2075 01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:27,220 Da da da da. 2076 01:49:27,220 --> 01:49:29,220 Boom gone, boom gone, boom. 2077 01:49:29,220 --> 01:49:30,220 Da da da da da da. 2078 01:49:30,220 --> 01:49:32,220 And the Cody Award goes. 2079 01:49:32,220 --> 01:49:33,220 Oh, is that her hand? 2080 01:49:33,220 --> 01:49:34,220 Tom Snyder Productions. 2081 01:49:34,220 --> 01:49:35,220 Did you see that again? 2082 01:49:35,220 --> 01:49:36,220 Look. 2083 01:49:36,220 --> 01:49:37,220 Is that his hand or her hand? 2084 01:49:37,220 --> 01:49:38,220 And the Cody Award goes. 2085 01:49:38,220 --> 01:49:39,220 Oh, is that her hand? 2086 01:49:39,220 --> 01:49:40,220 Tom Snyder Productions. 2087 01:49:40,220 --> 01:49:41,220 Did you see that again? 2088 01:49:41,220 --> 01:49:42,220 Look. 2089 01:49:42,220 --> 01:49:43,220 Is that his hand or her hand? 2090 01:49:43,220 --> 01:49:44,220 And the Cody Award goes. 2091 01:49:44,220 --> 01:49:45,220 Oh, is that her hand? 2092 01:49:45,220 --> 01:49:46,220 Tom Snyder Productions. 2093 01:49:46,220 --> 01:49:47,220 Did you see that again? 2094 01:49:47,220 --> 01:49:48,220 Look. 2095 01:49:48,220 --> 01:49:48,440 Is that his hand or her hand? 2096 01:49:48,440 --> 01:49:49,440 Tom Snyder Productions. 2097 01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:51,440 Oh, she's got her hand behind her back. 2098 01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:52,440 I see. 2099 01:49:52,440 --> 01:50:02,440 I thought your man was fucking really on another plane of rubby tossing. 2100 01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:05,440 I thought he was rubby touching, to be honest. 2101 01:50:05,440 --> 01:50:08,440 But it turns out, it's all okay, folks. 2102 01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:10,440 That was a false alarm. 2103 01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:14,440 He's not doing any dodgy business. 2104 01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:19,440 And the Cody Award goes to a world of learning. 2105 01:50:19,440 --> 01:50:20,440 The complete national geography. 2106 01:50:20,440 --> 01:50:30,600 see there you can see Annette Hamilton's arm second arm is grabbing her first arm. And the 2107 01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:37,960 Cody award goes to watch watch look she's doing this weird arm trick. You need to be an eagle eye 2108 01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:43,720 cherry to notice this stuff guys it's a it's a crazy bit of sleight of hand. 2109 01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:52,520 Thank you very much there anonymous for the tape who says no fuss when you're on the toss. 2110 01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:59,960 And that's a that's a very smooth move that she's making there. 2111 01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:06,840 The complete national geographic curriculum. 2112 01:51:09,160 --> 01:51:11,640 I hope it's a reprise of the first song. 2113 01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:21,080 To a world of learning the complete national geographic curriculum supplement TLC school. 2114 01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:26,680 Accepting the award for the learning company. Accepting the award. 2115 01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:31,320 The school division is Lydia Lewis. A world of learning from. 2116 01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:37,800 But a little. Learning company school division is Lydia Lewis. A world of learning from the learning 2117 01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:45,080 company is a complete archive of the national geographic magazines from 1888 through 1997. 2118 01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:53,560 All right team. It's a real honor to accept this for the writing team. It was Sari Bennett our 2119 01:51:53,560 --> 01:52:00,280 geographer in residence. Susan Gay who kept us on task when we were. Susan Gay's after you. And check out 2120 01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:16,280 the bookie and at the back there. There's some rubby tongue going on. I don't want to alarm anyone. But there is a bit of rubby tongue happening there. I don't know if you noticed it. Apologies, but we need that. The do me music again because it's just. 2121 01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:38,280 It's just. It's very Ben and our geographer. Tonight at nine on prime time. Rubby tongue and the man who won many awards. 2122 01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:40,280 *Sings* 2123 01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,280 *Sings* 2124 01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:48,280 *Sings* 2125 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:50,280 Is this going to work for teachers in the classroom? 2126 01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:52,280 Is this going to actually have a reality check? 2127 01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:56,280 Susan kept us there, and James Pence with his secondary experience. 2128 01:52:56,280 --> 01:53:00,280 I wonder if it was any relation to Mike Pence. 2129 01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:04,280 The interactive group that was supportive of wanting to do high-quality educational things, 2130 01:53:04,280 --> 01:53:07,280 and Mindscape, our great partners, thank you. 2131 01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:09,280 Mindscape is after you. 2132 01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:11,280 This is fantastic. 2133 01:53:11,280 --> 01:53:25,280 *Sings* 2134 01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:27,280 Of course learning in school is only part of the learning process. 2135 01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:31,280 Children also learn, or should learn, at home. 2136 01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:32,280 Right. 2137 01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:34,280 Oh, what's going on here? 2138 01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:38,280 This guy is getting very rubby touchy feely. 2139 01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:40,280 Or is he? 2140 01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:42,280 Have I got that wrong again? 2141 01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:44,280 I might have got it wrong again. 2142 01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:46,280 There was a move there. 2143 01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:50,280 *Sings* 2144 01:53:50,280 --> 01:54:00,280 *Sings* 2145 01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:02,280 *Sings* 2146 01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:04,280 *Sings* 2147 01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:04,280 *Sings* 2148 01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:06,280 *Sings* 2149 01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:11,400 and tools into the home environment from dr seuss to mickey mouse software companies are combining 2150 01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:17,080 entertainment value mickey mouse is after you and educational content in a way that makes 2151 01:54:17,080 --> 01:54:24,840 learning on a computer just plain fun the nominees for best new home educational software for children 2152 01:54:24,840 --> 01:54:35,400 are dr seuss preschool but that was a monkey but it's not i think it's a bear doing a hands 2153 01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:45,000 a one-armed handstand software disney's active play a bug's life disney interactive eyewitness 2154 01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:54,440 children's encyclopedia dk multimedia my first amazing history explorer dk multimedia awesome 2155 01:54:54,440 --> 01:55:01,800 animated monster maker math houghton mifflin interactive and the cody award goes to awesome 2156 01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:09,720 animated monster maker math by houghton mifflin interactive 2157 01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:14,440 accepting the award for out mifflin interactive is john 2158 01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:20,840 awesome animated monster maker math is a program that teaches grade school math skills 2159 01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:25,960 higher and higher monsters from a catalogue of monster parks 2160 01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:31,000 higher and higher 2161 01:55:36,920 --> 01:55:42,360 wow this really is a surprise um i actually represent the developer of this software the 2162 01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:48,280 publishers weren't able to attend and the realtree developer he gets all the glory this fella the 2163 01:55:48,280 --> 01:55:54,520 other lads couldn't attend ste thank you very much for the tip look that for a situation there that's a power 2164 01:55:54,520 --> 01:56:05,080 stance that's a real powerful stance and that's the moment he knew he was like yeah i i am the man who have 2165 01:56:05,080 --> 01:56:13,720 who has won this award right now look at me wow this real egon spangler and the boys it is a surprise um i 2166 01:56:13,720 --> 01:56:18,680 actually represent the developer of this software the publishers weren't able to attend and the 2167 01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:25,640 real treat about this is that it was a non-branded product it's the third in the series and in addition to 2168 01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:34,280 thanking um all the people in my company particularly my partner mark lockridge um we really owe a huge debt 2169 01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:41,000 to our publisher hoden mifflin who's stood behind us and supporting this product line for four years now so 2170 01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:54,840 thanks for everyone's vote other cody award winners in the education category or the encyclopedia 2171 01:56:54,840 --> 01:57:02,920 britannica cd-rom multimedia edition which wonderful best educational software upgrade lucas learning's 2172 01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:10,120 computer games star wars droid works one for best new home education program for pre-teens droid works 2173 01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:12,120 rana interactives 2174 01:57:12,120 --> 01:57:25,480 redshift 3 won for best home education program for teens and adults and the national geographic society won the cody award for best online educational product for its expeditions cd and website 2175 01:57:25,480 --> 01:57:36,280 dinosaur based software their educational dinosaur based software by national geographic nintendo's gameboy 2176 01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,640 got that real player there as well 2177 01:57:50,600 --> 01:58:03,880 uh we're the classic agnostic guys classic agnostic guys um um thank you very much there conrad for the tape very very kind to you conrad for the tape 2178 01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:17,720 now we move to general consumer software oh yeah 2179 01:58:17,720 --> 01:58:35,880 uh we move to general consumer software and let's welcome our next two presenters first of all gene hayes who is this stew should have been 2180 01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:47,320 fucking presented in the entire thing look he's just dripping with charisma and and presence the other lads just sadly lacking in that department thanks very much there mad 2181 01:58:47,320 --> 01:59:16,920 the president of the president of quality education data joining gene is a man i'm sure you all know of while at bell labs he invented the ccd the charged couple device at fair child i thought cct ccd was color crystal display charged couple device so you'd see that in on sony cameras back in the day a color crystal display on their little fucking monitor stew golden god shafay thank you very much for the 2182 01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:38,920 for the tip he is like a golden god he's like a golden phoenix emerging from the flames of arimathea or like a fabled golden computer man from the mysterious cities of gold far away we they're mythical they do they exist uh sensual piece of pudding thank you very much there a little hop as he comes out you say i'm gonna rewind just to see that little hop 2183 01:59:38,920 --> 02:00:07,160 there you saw that that was smooth right behind the horn he didn't want to fucking put off the saxophonist or the horn player and it looks like he's about to do like a little kind of irish jig there look at that when he he's got that the hands are down by the side nintendo game boy can't really get it on the webcam there but 2184 02:00:07,160 --> 02:00:17,160 look at that and thank you very much there that shafi shafi reads a lot of love for shafi in the uh in the 2185 02:00:17,960 --> 02:00:19,320 the mainframe here tonight 2186 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:28,280 now we move to general consumer software and let's welcome our next two presenters first of all gene hayes 2187 02:00:28,280 --> 02:00:35,640 who is president of quality education data joining gene is a man i'm sure you all know of while at bell labs 2188 02:00:35,640 --> 02:00:43,320 he invented the ccd the go on stew actually i just want to pretend i was in the audience for fucking and i was paced 2189 02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:46,280 for shoes base here 2190 02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:56,740 Nintendo Game Boy. 2191 02:01:04,940 --> 02:01:07,560 Now we move to general consumer software, 2192 02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:09,260 and let's welcome our next two presenters. 2193 02:01:09,460 --> 02:01:13,460 First of all, Gene Hayes, who is president of Quality Education Data. 2194 02:01:13,860 --> 02:01:17,040 Joining Gene is a man I'm sure you all know of. 2195 02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:21,520 While at Bell Labs, he invented the CCD, the charged coupled device. 2196 02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:24,080 At Fairchild, he developed the first charged... 2197 02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:26,520 ...company. Producer! 2198 02:01:27,480 --> 02:01:31,960 ...couple image sensor, an essential part of today's video and digital still cameras. 2199 02:01:32,260 --> 02:01:35,860 At Rockwell, he developed breakthrough digital signal processing technology. 2200 02:01:36,660 --> 02:01:37,920 Fucking love you, Stu! 2201 02:01:38,300 --> 02:01:43,560 CEO of National Semiconductor, he increased that company's market cap by $4 billion. 2202 02:01:44,520 --> 02:01:47,840 Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu! 2203 02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:51,000 He's currently on the board of directors of Computer Century Software, 2204 02:01:51,700 --> 02:01:54,740 and perhaps you know him as the former CEO of Apple Computer. 2205 02:01:55,300 --> 02:02:00,100 And the author of the best-selling book, On the Firing Line, My 500 Days at Apple, 2206 02:02:00,440 --> 02:02:02,240 please welcome Dr. Gil Emilio. 2207 02:02:02,340 --> 02:02:03,040 Well, that's, Stu! 2208 02:02:06,140 --> 02:02:07,220 Good evening, Jane. 2209 02:02:07,780 --> 02:02:10,220 Hi, Gil. You know, this is a pretty colorful-looking... 2210 02:02:10,220 --> 02:02:11,720 Good evening, Jane. 2211 02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:12,980 Hi, Gil. 2212 02:02:12,980 --> 02:02:19,500 Thank you very much, Stu, Different League, and Shafae's Post Capitalist, and Andy the Fork, 2213 02:02:19,500 --> 02:02:23,260 who says, "All roads lead to Stu!" 2214 02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:24,660 Crowd out. 2215 02:02:24,660 --> 02:02:26,600 Please welcome Dr. Gil Emilio. 2216 02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:27,540 Thank you. Thank you. 2217 02:02:27,540 --> 02:02:28,100 Thank you. 2218 02:02:28,100 --> 02:02:36,220 Good evening, Jane. Hi, Gil. You know, this is a pretty colorful looking crowd. Good evening, Jane. 2219 02:02:36,220 --> 02:02:51,360 Kind of like IMAX, don't you think? Yeah, I would agree. You know, as I look around, I think it's kind of amazing to see all of these software developers in black tie. When I was at Apple, I had trouble getting them to wear shoes. 2220 02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:58,900 Oh, fuck, sorry. I need to be in the audience for this. Apologies there, lad. Sorry about this. 2221 02:02:58,900 --> 02:03:12,720 Apple, as I look around, I think it's kind of amazing to see all of these software developers in black tie. When I was at Apple, I had trouble getting them to wear shoes. Get off the fucking stage! 2222 02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:29,060 Well, we're all dressed up tonight, and we're looking at some special things in consumer software. Since the consumer is king, so the saying goes, indeed, the consumer market is king when it comes to being an immense opportunity and a tremendous challenge for software developers. 2223 02:03:30,340 --> 02:03:40,800 Tastes and needs change quickly. Product cycle times can be short, and distribution and the struggle for shelf space can be formidable problems to tackle. But if you make it, you can make it big. 2224 02:03:42,100 --> 02:03:50,100 That is a challenge for the finalists in our next category, which honors the best new consumer software program of the year. The nominees are... 2225 02:03:50,100 --> 02:03:52,100 You're outlady. 2226 02:03:52,100 --> 02:04:10,880 Nfish Tracker Pro, Nfish Technology, Tonka Workshop CD-ROM Play Set, Hasbro Interactive, Resume Maker, Deluxe Edition, Individual Software, Robotics Invention System, Lego Technic, MGI Photosuite 2, MGI Software. 2227 02:04:13,100 --> 02:04:15,100 And the Cody Award goes to... 2228 02:04:15,100 --> 02:04:15,100 And the Cody Award goes to... 2229 02:04:15,100 --> 02:04:21,100 Invention System, Lego Technic, MGI Photosuite 2, MGI Software. 2230 02:04:21,100 --> 02:04:23,100 Lego Mindstorms is after you. 2231 02:04:23,100 --> 02:04:25,100 And the Cody Award goes to... 2232 02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:28,100 Robotics Invention Systems by Lego Mindstorms. 2233 02:04:28,100 --> 02:04:43,100 The Robotics Invention System from Lego Mindstorms is a high-end Lego construction set that lets you build robots, which can then be programmed on your personal computer using the Lego programming language RCX... 2234 02:04:43,100 --> 02:04:43,660 RCA? 2235 02:04:44,120 --> 02:04:46,040 Yeah, funky, funky. 2236 02:04:55,860 --> 02:04:58,800 So they pronounce a few things there. 2237 02:04:59,040 --> 02:05:01,420 Stu pronounces Lego, Lego. 2238 02:05:02,420 --> 02:05:05,040 And how rubbish did that look as well? 2239 02:05:05,580 --> 02:05:09,320 Lego Mindstorm, ladies and gentlemen. 2240 02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:12,620 And it's just a fucking claw thing. 2241 02:05:12,920 --> 02:05:13,920 To pick stuff up. 2242 02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:16,900 ...is a high-end Lego construction set. 2243 02:05:17,220 --> 02:05:18,520 That lets you build robots. 2244 02:05:18,840 --> 02:05:19,840 Which can then be programmed. 2245 02:05:20,220 --> 02:05:20,760 Game Boy. 2246 02:05:21,140 --> 02:05:22,620 Programmed on your personal computer. 2247 02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:24,880 Using the Lego programming language. 2248 02:05:25,140 --> 02:05:25,500 RCA. 2249 02:05:25,800 --> 02:05:26,980 Nintendo's Game Boy. 2250 02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:27,900 The Xcode. 2251 02:05:28,880 --> 02:05:30,960 Not the same fucker again, is this? 2252 02:05:31,020 --> 02:05:31,900 The same guy. 2253 02:05:32,760 --> 02:05:34,320 That won the award earlier on. 2254 02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:34,700 Please. 2255 02:05:35,180 --> 02:05:36,040 This is rigged. 2256 02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:41,800 That's a different guy, but with a similar face. 2257 02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:43,880 I thought it was going to be Robbie Tusson. 2258 02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:48,520 It's none other than Jimmy Tusson, his brother. 2259 02:05:48,720 --> 02:05:53,320 On behalf of the whole Lego Mindstorm's development team, I just want to say thank you very much. 2260 02:05:53,820 --> 02:05:54,240 Aww. 2261 02:05:54,820 --> 02:05:56,980 And there was a lot of nerves there, guys. 2262 02:05:57,060 --> 02:05:58,580 Maybe he should have hit the Robbie Tusson. 2263 02:05:58,940 --> 02:06:02,200 Your man should have given him a few fucking sniffs of his bottle backstage. 2264 02:06:04,500 --> 02:06:07,840 Maybe this guy was Norwegian, wherever the fuck Lego is from. 2265 02:06:08,380 --> 02:06:10,480 Is it like Scandinavian or something? 2266 02:06:12,280 --> 02:06:12,360 Congratulations. 2267 02:06:12,360 --> 02:06:22,880 Funky, funky. 2268 02:06:25,280 --> 02:06:29,980 On behalf of the whole Lego Mindstorm's development team, I just want to say thank you very much. 2269 02:06:30,640 --> 02:06:31,200 Aww. 2270 02:06:39,060 --> 02:06:40,940 She's still there, look. 2271 02:06:40,940 --> 02:06:41,940 She's still wondering. 2272 02:06:43,260 --> 02:06:49,380 He actually got off the fucking stage faster than the two award announcers. 2273 02:06:50,320 --> 02:06:54,060 So it's left them kind of fucking flat-footed there. 2274 02:06:55,840 --> 02:06:58,320 Mr. Votman, I just want to say thank you very much. 2275 02:07:02,700 --> 02:07:03,420 You're not a killer. 2276 02:07:03,620 --> 02:07:04,040 No, I'm not. 2277 02:07:06,300 --> 02:07:07,020 You're not a killer. 2278 02:07:07,200 --> 02:07:07,640 No, I'm not. 2279 02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:28,160 You know, the question has almost become, what can't you do with a computer? 2280 02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:29,820 It seems, you know, the question... 2281 02:07:29,820 --> 02:07:32,520 Smooth transition, man. 2282 02:07:32,520 --> 02:07:46,360 You know, the question has almost become, what can't you do with a computer? 2283 02:07:46,520 --> 02:07:47,900 It seems every... 2284 02:07:47,900 --> 02:07:48,880 It was a slide. 2285 02:07:49,800 --> 02:07:55,640 It was a slide that warranted a bit of fucking dispatches tonight at nine, did it? 2286 02:07:57,060 --> 02:07:59,380 Shafiz Paul's capitalist, thank you very much for the tip. 2287 02:07:59,600 --> 02:08:02,040 If I missed you there, let's just see that slide. 2288 02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:03,900 Cha-cha slide on the booking. 2289 02:08:10,440 --> 02:08:13,380 I'm on the phone with every fucking studio at night. 2290 02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:15,340 Emily the Gowl, thank you very much. 2291 02:08:16,620 --> 02:08:17,100 Producer! 2292 02:08:31,880 --> 02:08:52,520 Tonight at nine, the slide man. 2293 02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:57,900 What can't you do with a computer? 2294 02:08:57,900 --> 02:09:09,980 It seems every year, the computer platform becomes capable of dealing with new solutions, new applications, new ways of solving problems. 2295 02:09:10,460 --> 02:09:12,600 And of course, it's not the... 2296 02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:16,840 New ways of solving problems. 2297 02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:18,140 The source... 2298 02:09:18,140 --> 02:09:21,140 Robbie, thank you very much for the... 2299 02:09:21,140 --> 02:09:25,960 Computer applications, new ways of solving problems. 2300 02:09:26,480 --> 02:09:30,380 And of course, it's not the computer that does all of this by itself. 2301 02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:31,600 It's the software. 2302 02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:42,360 And all of you seem to constantly find new ways to create software that makes it easier, faster, and more practical to do things with that computer. 2303 02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:45,780 Our next category is a perfect example of that. 2304 02:09:45,780 --> 02:09:49,700 The nominees for best new crystal... 2305 02:09:49,700 --> 02:09:50,680 She comes back in. 2306 02:09:51,540 --> 02:09:54,340 She's on that, like one of those women on the skateboards. 2307 02:09:54,460 --> 02:09:56,660 The nuns on the skateboards in Father Ted there. 2308 02:09:57,000 --> 02:09:59,220 Just rolls into place. 2309 02:09:59,340 --> 02:10:04,080 The floor manager who's moonlighting as the singer is just pushing her back into the manifold there. 2310 02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:24,820 The nominees for best new personal productivity software programs are... 2311 02:10:24,820 --> 02:10:38,380 3D Home Design Suite, Broderbund Software, Quick Keys for Windows, CE Software, L&H Voice Express Professional, Learnit and Houseby. 2312 02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:39,880 Michael... 2313 02:10:39,880 --> 02:10:41,740 Learnit and Houseby, man. 2314 02:10:41,960 --> 02:10:44,240 Big name in the fucking soft space. 2315 02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:46,440 Couple of fucking soft lads. 2316 02:10:46,560 --> 02:10:47,120 L&H... 2317 02:10:47,120 --> 02:10:48,380 Making voice... 2318 02:10:48,380 --> 02:10:50,240 Voice Professional software. 2319 02:10:50,620 --> 02:10:52,420 ...H Voice Express Professional. 2320 02:10:53,620 --> 02:10:54,560 Learnit and House... 2321 02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:59,140 I'm going to download and install all of these programs on Windows 98. 2322 02:11:00,300 --> 02:11:01,120 Why not? 2323 02:11:01,220 --> 02:11:02,400 Let's have some fun with you guys. 2324 02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:02,900 Houseby. 2325 02:11:03,880 --> 02:11:05,440 Microsoft Works Suite. 2326 02:11:05,900 --> 02:11:06,380 Microsoft. 2327 02:11:07,600 --> 02:11:10,020 Window on Wall Street Internet Trader Pro. 2328 02:11:10,440 --> 02:11:11,520 Window on Wall Street. 2329 02:11:14,260 --> 02:11:15,480 Big smiles okay. 2330 02:11:15,700 --> 02:11:21,740 I'd have to put on a shirt, the green shirt that allows me to make my head floatable. 2331 02:11:23,180 --> 02:11:24,680 I'm not going to rule it out. 2332 02:11:25,320 --> 02:11:28,400 But let's just see how it transpires and develops. 2333 02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:29,820 I don't want to kill that. 2334 02:11:29,920 --> 02:11:31,540 I don't want to flog that horse. 2335 02:11:31,680 --> 02:11:34,060 I mean, you know I like to flog a dead horse. 2336 02:11:35,740 --> 02:11:37,460 It's not out of the ordinary. 2337 02:11:37,460 --> 02:11:37,740 It's not out of the ordinary. 2338 02:11:37,740 --> 02:11:43,040 But I mean, some horses need a little bit of fucking less flogging every now and again. 2339 02:11:43,680 --> 02:11:46,920 I like to leave it maybe a day or two in between horse floggery. 2340 02:11:46,920 --> 02:11:49,300 Like, you know, with the waterboarding, it was kind of... 2341 02:11:49,300 --> 02:11:53,360 At least I gave that a few days wide berth and then back on it again there yesterday. 2342 02:11:53,500 --> 02:11:54,280 It felt good, you know. 2343 02:11:54,980 --> 02:11:56,680 But look at this lad's bow tie here. 2344 02:11:56,760 --> 02:12:01,420 It's kind of like a leopard print bow tie, which is a bizarre choice. 2345 02:12:01,540 --> 02:12:02,800 You should have just gone with the black. 2346 02:12:04,440 --> 02:12:09,280 And the Cody Award goes to 3D Home Design Suite by Broderbund. 2347 02:12:13,080 --> 02:12:15,440 Broderbund's 3D Home Design Suite features... 2348 02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:20,080 I've never heard that one before. 2349 02:12:20,080 --> 02:12:28,720 There's three complete programs, including Home Architect Deluxe for overall home design, 3D Home Interiors, and Imagine Your Landscape. 2350 02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:42,000 Oh, he really went hard on that last fucking slap bass note there. 2351 02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:59,420 I forgot what I was going to say. 2352 02:13:00,200 --> 02:13:02,520 Oh, nightmare moment. 2353 02:13:02,760 --> 02:13:04,460 Forgetting what you were going to say, just say thank you. 2354 02:13:10,460 --> 02:13:13,300 I'd say it was the bass, the slap bass, threw her. 2355 02:13:15,060 --> 02:13:16,460 I forgot what I was going to say. 2356 02:13:23,180 --> 02:13:26,760 I forgot what I was going to say. 2357 02:13:27,900 --> 02:13:33,560 The home design category has grown at a rate of 80% in the last 12 months, 2358 02:13:33,740 --> 02:13:36,300 and we're very pleased to be a part of that growth. 2359 02:13:36,680 --> 02:13:40,440 There's a lot of exciting things that Broderbund and the learning company are doing, 2360 02:13:40,440 --> 02:13:43,120 and so expect to see more of us. 2361 02:13:43,120 --> 02:13:43,940 Boderbund is that for you. 2362 02:13:44,040 --> 02:13:46,900 Thank you very much to everybody involved, especially our external developers. 2363 02:13:47,420 --> 02:13:47,760 Thank you. 2364 02:13:49,360 --> 02:13:53,080 You think with the communications people that they have at the forefront of the software 2365 02:13:53,080 --> 02:13:54,640 and all that sort of stuff, the marketing, 2366 02:13:55,080 --> 02:13:56,800 that they'd be able to handle this moment? 2367 02:13:57,280 --> 02:13:58,400 ...and company are doing, 2368 02:13:59,280 --> 02:14:01,120 and so expect to see more of us. 2369 02:14:01,240 --> 02:14:03,040 Thank you very much to everybody involved, 2370 02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:04,760 especially our external developers. 2371 02:14:05,360 --> 02:14:05,700 Thank you. 2372 02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:10,340 That's why you need Steve Ballmer sort of fucking... 2373 02:14:10,340 --> 02:14:13,200 ...developers, developers, developers. 2374 02:14:14,040 --> 02:14:15,660 Especially our external developers. 2375 02:14:16,180 --> 02:14:16,540 Thank you. 2376 02:14:20,340 --> 02:14:23,020 There were five Cody Awards in the games category. 2377 02:14:24,080 --> 02:14:26,020 Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic. 2378 02:14:26,020 --> 02:14:26,300 Oh, my God. 2379 02:14:26,300 --> 02:14:31,020 I am absolutely scared for what the fuck this is. 2380 02:14:31,100 --> 02:14:32,620 Douglas Adams, he... 2381 02:14:32,620 --> 02:14:34,920 Hitchhiker's Guide man, is he? 2382 02:14:35,660 --> 02:14:36,960 What the fuck is this? 2383 02:14:37,060 --> 02:14:37,700 Look at his... 2384 02:14:37,700 --> 02:14:38,920 Look at the face on this. 2385 02:14:39,060 --> 02:14:39,720 Cone heads. 2386 02:14:39,840 --> 02:14:40,460 Conezilla. 2387 02:14:42,020 --> 02:14:43,300 That's fucked up, man. 2388 02:14:43,320 --> 02:14:44,560 It's like a rat, is it? 2389 02:14:44,620 --> 02:14:44,920 It's not. 2390 02:14:45,020 --> 02:14:46,260 It's his face, but it's tilted. 2391 02:14:48,060 --> 02:14:50,460 He's wearing mega headphones as well. 2392 02:14:51,700 --> 02:14:54,300 Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic won the... 2393 02:14:54,300 --> 02:14:57,300 Cody for best new adventure or role-playing... 2394 02:14:57,300 --> 02:14:58,960 Starship Titanic. 2395 02:14:59,960 --> 02:15:02,240 That could be another one to add to the list. 2396 02:15:03,140 --> 02:15:03,600 In-game. 2397 02:15:04,380 --> 02:15:05,340 In-game. 2398 02:15:06,020 --> 02:15:06,580 You're not a killer. 2399 02:15:06,800 --> 02:15:07,220 No, I'm not. 2400 02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:12,040 GT Interactive's Unreal won the Cody for best new arcade action game. 2401 02:15:12,900 --> 02:15:13,700 Unreal, hey. 2402 02:15:13,700 --> 02:15:15,360 Xanadu 2.0. 2403 02:15:15,780 --> 02:15:21,740 The Cody award for best new sports game went to Access Software's Lynx LS 1999. 2404 02:15:22,540 --> 02:15:23,080 Look at that. 2405 02:15:23,200 --> 02:15:29,580 They've just done the kind of green-screened humans into the game. 2406 02:15:30,000 --> 02:15:32,720 I was going to say the graphics are fucking brilliant there, but it's like a... 2407 02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:35,020 The award for best new sports game went to Access Software's... 2408 02:15:35,680 --> 02:15:37,440 That's video of a human. 2409 02:15:37,700 --> 02:15:39,460 Lynx LS 1999 edition. 2410 02:15:40,520 --> 02:15:42,060 Lego Mindstorms won the... 2411 02:15:42,060 --> 02:15:46,700 Lego Mindstorm, but don't fucking hold your breath. 2412 02:15:46,760 --> 02:15:48,080 Don't go to bed just yet. 2413 02:15:48,380 --> 02:15:52,300 Lego Loco is up for an award as well. 2414 02:15:52,300 --> 02:15:55,300 ...cody for best new strategy or simulation game for... 2415 02:15:55,900 --> 02:15:57,060 Strategy game. 2416 02:15:57,140 --> 02:15:59,300 ...roam about a virtual environment with your avatar... 2417 02:15:59,920 --> 02:16:01,020 ...with your train set. 2418 02:16:01,100 --> 02:16:02,600 ...Lego Loco program. 2419 02:16:03,340 --> 02:16:09,280 And Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft won the Cody for best new multiplayer online game. 2420 02:16:09,280 --> 02:16:11,280 ...Lego Loco. 2421 02:16:11,280 --> 02:16:29,000 Oh yeah. 2422 02:16:29,700 --> 02:16:30,200 So. 2423 02:16:34,200 --> 02:16:36,200 And what's this here? 2424 02:16:36,880 --> 02:16:38,620 Looks like there's a space alien 2425 02:16:38,620 --> 02:16:40,080 where my mouse cursor is. 2426 02:16:40,080 --> 02:16:43,260 I think Stu is still on stage. 2427 02:16:43,340 --> 02:16:45,120 The other books were just rubbish. 2428 02:16:45,440 --> 02:16:46,380 Didn't have the read. 2429 02:16:46,460 --> 02:16:48,200 They didn't radiate the positive energy 2430 02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:49,360 that fucking Stu had. 2431 02:16:51,300 --> 02:16:52,600 They've kept him on. 2432 02:16:55,260 --> 02:16:57,300 So from productivity software, 2433 02:16:57,560 --> 02:16:59,840 we move next to creativity software. 2434 02:17:00,100 --> 02:17:02,280 Please welcome our next presenter of the evening. 2435 02:17:02,760 --> 02:17:05,240 Very well chosen for this particular category. 2436 02:17:05,680 --> 02:17:06,340 What, Stu? 2437 02:17:06,340 --> 02:17:10,420 Siegel, Chief Technology Officer with Industrial Light and Magic. 2438 02:17:10,880 --> 02:17:11,960 Siegel's after you. 2439 02:17:12,720 --> 02:17:15,160 How did you get on in Hong Kong, Siegel? 2440 02:17:18,800 --> 02:17:19,620 Thank you, Stuart. 2441 02:17:19,680 --> 02:17:20,220 It's a pleasure. 2442 02:17:21,980 --> 02:17:24,180 And big news here, guys. 2443 02:17:24,280 --> 02:17:27,300 This guy is called Siegel, I think. 2444 02:17:27,380 --> 02:17:28,380 Let's have a little look here. 2445 02:17:28,760 --> 02:17:31,140 Mr. H.B. Siegel, Chief Technology Officer. 2446 02:17:31,580 --> 02:17:33,840 H.B. Siegel. 2447 02:17:33,880 --> 02:17:36,400 Officer with Industrial Light and Magic. 2448 02:17:37,260 --> 02:17:41,080 It's a Jeff Goldblum situation. 2449 02:17:44,940 --> 02:17:45,600 Thank you, Stuart. 2450 02:17:45,660 --> 02:17:46,720 It's a pleasure to be here. 2451 02:17:46,820 --> 02:17:48,440 They asked me to prepare a short speech, 2452 02:17:48,520 --> 02:17:50,580 so if you'll just kind of stretch out and relax a bit, 2453 02:17:50,620 --> 02:17:51,380 I'll just get started. 2454 02:17:54,380 --> 02:17:56,380 Seriously, this award is to recognize... 2455 02:17:58,920 --> 02:18:07,860 Thank you, Stuart. 2456 02:18:07,940 --> 02:18:08,980 It's a pleasure to be here. 2457 02:18:09,080 --> 02:18:10,680 They asked me to prepare a short speech, 2458 02:18:10,780 --> 02:18:12,840 so if you'll just kind of stretch out and relax a bit, 2459 02:18:12,880 --> 02:18:13,660 I'll just get started. 2460 02:18:15,260 --> 02:18:16,760 Get off the fucking stage! 2461 02:18:16,840 --> 02:18:19,160 Seriously, this award is to recognize 2462 02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:21,380 the Best New Home Creativity Program. 2463 02:18:21,820 --> 02:18:23,780 In Hollywood, or whether you're in Hollywood 2464 02:18:23,780 --> 02:18:25,480 or Northern California as we are, 2465 02:18:25,760 --> 02:18:27,380 it's impossible to be in this business, 2466 02:18:27,900 --> 02:18:30,440 whether you're a director, producer, artist, 2467 02:18:30,640 --> 02:18:32,000 technical director, any of those roles, 2468 02:18:32,080 --> 02:18:34,000 without being familiar with software. 2469 02:18:34,620 --> 02:18:36,000 Jeff Goldblum is after you. 2470 02:18:36,000 --> 02:18:38,680 We've found ways to integrate Barbie Home Photo Designer 2471 02:18:38,680 --> 02:18:40,000 into our production process. 2472 02:18:40,100 --> 02:18:41,780 We are ever seeking to do so. 2473 02:18:42,320 --> 02:18:44,120 So without further ado, 2474 02:18:44,120 --> 02:18:47,240 the nominees for Best New Home Creativity Software Program. 2475 02:18:47,620 --> 02:18:48,220 Here's Shai. 2476 02:18:49,500 --> 02:18:52,000 Adobe Photo Deluxe, Adobe Systems, 2477 02:18:52,960 --> 02:18:55,060 Lego Creator, Lego Technic, 2478 02:18:55,900 --> 02:18:58,940 Barbie Photo Designer, Digital Camera, and CD-ROM, 2479 02:18:59,400 --> 02:19:00,100 Mattel Media, 2480 02:19:01,100 --> 02:19:03,860 Microsoft Graphics Studio Home Publishing 99, 2481 02:19:04,580 --> 02:19:05,060 Microsoft, 2482 02:19:06,120 --> 02:19:08,660 American Greetings Crafts, Mindscape. 2483 02:19:11,460 --> 02:19:14,940 And the winner is Lego Creator by Lego Media. 2484 02:19:15,880 --> 02:19:16,360 Stu! 2485 02:19:16,360 --> 02:19:16,380 Stu! 2486 02:19:16,380 --> 02:19:18,200 Stu! Stu! Stu! 2487 02:19:18,200 --> 02:19:21,200 It lets young people design virtual 3D worlds 2488 02:19:21,200 --> 02:19:23,920 with usable objects, animated effects, 2489 02:19:24,220 --> 02:19:26,980 and the ability to view your unique Lego world 2490 02:19:26,980 --> 02:19:28,520 from various perspectives. 2491 02:19:28,520 --> 02:19:33,860 They're singing, they're singing it as well. 2492 02:19:34,760 --> 02:19:36,040 And I think it's the same book 2493 02:19:36,040 --> 02:19:37,860 who had a little bit of a fucking 2494 02:19:37,860 --> 02:19:39,660 nervous, 2495 02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:42,820 Norris time at the podium the last time. 2496 02:19:42,940 --> 02:19:45,480 hopefully he's got a little bit more courage this time around 2497 02:19:45,480 --> 02:19:47,440 for his amazing creation, 2498 02:19:47,680 --> 02:19:48,580 Lego Creator. 2499 02:19:48,760 --> 02:19:51,340 The winner is Lego Creator by Lego Media. 2500 02:19:53,660 --> 02:19:57,640 Lego Creator lets young people design virtual 3D worlds 2501 02:19:57,640 --> 02:19:59,180 with usable objects, 2502 02:19:59,580 --> 02:20:00,400 animated effects, 2503 02:20:00,760 --> 02:20:03,440 and the ability to view your unique Lego world 2504 02:20:03,440 --> 02:20:04,820 from various perspectives. 2505 02:20:04,820 --> 02:20:14,280 What's he saying there? 2506 02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:35,200 You dig? 2507 02:20:39,320 --> 02:20:40,260 Whoa. 2508 02:20:40,800 --> 02:20:42,120 There was a... 2509 02:20:42,120 --> 02:20:44,440 At the back, someone in the fucking audience 2510 02:20:44,440 --> 02:20:46,620 maybe trying to G him up. 2511 02:20:50,580 --> 02:20:51,180 Whoa. 2512 02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:53,980 Pretty amazing. 2513 02:20:55,100 --> 02:20:58,140 Luke says it's grazing in the grass 2514 02:20:58,140 --> 02:20:59,120 by the Ventures. 2515 02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:03,200 Is that true, Luke, or is it just something you're... 2516 02:21:03,200 --> 02:21:05,360 you're putting out there for the crack? 2517 02:21:06,360 --> 02:21:09,480 Grazing in the grass. 2518 02:21:12,840 --> 02:21:14,260 The Ventures. 2519 02:21:14,260 --> 02:21:14,360 The Ventures. 2520 02:21:14,360 --> 02:21:15,520 The Ventures. 2521 02:21:15,520 --> 02:21:15,900 The Ventures. 2522 02:21:15,900 --> 02:21:17,480 The Ventures. 2523 02:21:17,480 --> 02:21:18,000 The Ventures. 2524 02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:19,420 The Ventures. 2525 02:21:19,420 --> 02:21:19,900 The Ventures. 2526 02:21:19,900 --> 02:21:20,420 The Ventures. 2527 02:21:20,420 --> 02:21:21,120 The Ventures. 2528 02:21:21,120 --> 02:21:21,420 The Ventures. 2529 02:21:21,420 --> 02:21:22,000 The Ventures. 2530 02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:22,000 The Ventures. 2531 02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:22,800 The Ventures. 2532 02:21:22,800 --> 02:21:23,420 The Ventures. 2533 02:21:23,420 --> 02:21:24,000 The Ventures. 2534 02:21:24,000 --> 02:21:24,000 The Ventures. 2535 02:21:24,000 --> 02:21:24,900 The Ventures. 2536 02:21:24,900 --> 02:21:25,300 The Ventures. 2537 02:21:25,300 --> 02:21:25,740 Oh, nice. 2538 02:21:25,740 --> 02:21:25,900 The Ventures. 2539 02:21:25,900 --> 02:21:26,480 The Ventures. 2540 02:21:26,480 --> 02:21:27,100 The Ventures. 2541 02:21:27,100 --> 02:21:39,640 The Ventures. 2542 02:21:39,640 --> 02:21:42,220 Grazing in the grass, so much you dig. 2543 02:21:50,740 --> 02:21:52,660 There's no lyrics, though, is there? 2544 02:21:52,660 --> 02:21:56,220 Your man just came up with some lyrics of his own making, did he? 2545 02:21:57,280 --> 02:22:00,120 Lego World from various perspectives. 2546 02:22:07,300 --> 02:22:07,900 Whoa. 2547 02:22:07,900 --> 02:22:08,400 Hello. 2548 02:22:09,900 --> 02:22:10,700 Pretty amazing. 2549 02:22:10,700 --> 02:22:14,020 Pretty amazing stuff again. 2550 02:22:14,380 --> 02:22:21,080 Again, I'm just a stand in here for the people at Superscape and Lego Media International, so on their behalf, thank you very much. 2551 02:22:24,740 --> 02:22:29,520 The other Cody Award winner in the consumer software category was Intuit's Quicken Deluxe. 2552 02:22:29,520 --> 02:22:30,860 Higgins isn't simple. 2553 02:22:31,580 --> 02:22:33,300 Quicken Deluxe, 99. 2554 02:22:33,860 --> 02:22:34,700 Thank you very much there. 2555 02:22:34,700 --> 02:22:37,700 Stew is anti-matter, somebody says there. 2556 02:22:37,700 --> 02:22:39,100 Thank you very much for the tip. 2557 02:22:39,100 --> 02:22:41,580 Which won the Cody for Best Consumer Software Upgrade. 2558 02:22:42,180 --> 02:22:46,380 In the online category, Broderbund's FamilyTreeMaker.com. 2559 02:22:47,260 --> 02:22:49,460 Broderbund was asking questions about you. 2560 02:22:51,060 --> 02:22:52,220 FamilyTreeMaker.com. 2561 02:22:52,340 --> 02:22:52,580 Twisted. 2562 02:22:52,580 --> 02:22:53,760 One for the best internet. 2563 02:22:54,180 --> 02:22:57,100 Anonymous, thank you very, very much for the tip there. 2564 02:22:58,060 --> 02:23:00,160 Anonymous for your tip. 2565 02:23:00,800 --> 02:23:02,300 I hope you are well. 2566 02:23:02,660 --> 02:23:04,420 And to Kony as well. 2567 02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:06,320 Thank you for your tip, Kony. 2568 02:23:06,460 --> 02:23:08,700 Goodbye, my Kony Island baby. 2569 02:23:10,540 --> 02:23:11,300 Just a song. 2570 02:23:11,400 --> 02:23:12,360 I'm not calling you my baby. 2571 02:23:12,460 --> 02:23:13,060 It's just a song. 2572 02:23:13,380 --> 02:23:14,320 Commerce website. 2573 02:23:15,120 --> 02:23:16,240 Thanks for the tip, though. 2574 02:23:16,460 --> 02:23:19,140 Cody for Best Overall Worldwide Website. 2575 02:23:19,160 --> 02:23:20,240 This is the Cody Awards. 2576 02:23:20,320 --> 02:23:21,980 You should have won a Kony for that. 2577 02:23:26,340 --> 02:23:26,740 Twisted. 2578 02:23:34,860 --> 02:23:35,540 Ulster as well. 2579 02:23:35,540 --> 02:23:36,980 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2580 02:23:36,980 --> 02:23:39,340 Went to the Discovery Channel Online. 2581 02:23:44,860 --> 02:23:45,860 Fix the volume. 2582 02:23:45,860 --> 02:23:46,260 Is this the end? 2583 02:23:46,260 --> 02:23:46,540 Is it too low? 2584 02:23:46,540 --> 02:23:50,640 Is it too low? 2585 02:23:50,700 --> 02:23:52,680 Am I too low coming through the fucking mainframe? 2586 02:23:52,780 --> 02:23:53,420 Or what's the story? 2587 02:23:53,720 --> 02:23:55,340 Fix the volume, ED89. 2588 02:23:55,600 --> 02:23:55,800 Is it? 2589 02:23:55,880 --> 02:23:57,880 Is the show too low? 2590 02:23:58,660 --> 02:24:00,200 How low can we go, though? 2591 02:24:00,640 --> 02:24:01,540 That's the question. 2592 02:24:04,120 --> 02:24:05,120 Sorry about that. 2593 02:24:05,700 --> 02:24:06,760 Turn my volume up. 2594 02:24:06,820 --> 02:24:08,500 Turn my volume up to about there, maybe. 2595 02:24:08,720 --> 02:24:09,700 Says it's peaking there. 2596 02:24:10,740 --> 02:24:11,500 Peaking duck. 2597 02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:12,560 Now? 2598 02:24:14,000 --> 02:24:15,260 Maybe I'm okay now. 2599 02:24:16,060 --> 02:24:17,380 Maybe I'm okay now. 2600 02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:21,700 Yeah, I'm good. 2601 02:24:22,440 --> 02:24:23,200 Fine now. 2602 02:24:23,620 --> 02:24:25,380 Thank you very much there, T-Maloon. 2603 02:24:26,380 --> 02:24:29,820 Why does it keep banging me with the anonymous? 2604 02:24:29,820 --> 02:24:30,800 Says T-Maloon. 2605 02:24:30,900 --> 02:24:31,480 I don't know. 2606 02:24:31,580 --> 02:24:33,040 Do you write T-Maloon in the tip? 2607 02:24:33,100 --> 02:24:35,000 Or do you write something kiki? 2608 02:24:35,220 --> 02:24:35,760 Who knows? 2609 02:24:37,720 --> 02:24:43,140 I have no idea how this Streamlabs system works. 2610 02:24:45,920 --> 02:24:50,800 There must be some kind of magic at play so people don't say any bad shit. 2611 02:24:50,900 --> 02:24:51,740 Best debut of the year. 2612 02:24:52,220 --> 02:24:54,600 And best new software program of the year. 2613 02:24:54,740 --> 02:24:55,680 Now it says I'm clipped. 2614 02:24:55,780 --> 02:24:56,820 Someone is saying I'm clipping. 2615 02:24:56,980 --> 02:24:57,140 Now. 2616 02:24:58,140 --> 02:25:01,640 I'm just going to talk at this level. 2617 02:25:02,220 --> 02:25:02,900 This level. 2618 02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:04,260 Let's get back to Stu. 2619 02:25:04,380 --> 02:25:06,200 It's not about me anymore, okay? 2620 02:25:06,340 --> 02:25:07,720 It's about this man here. 2621 02:25:10,120 --> 02:25:13,340 All right, we are down to the two final awards of the evening. 2622 02:25:13,560 --> 02:25:14,740 Best debut of the year. 2623 02:25:15,480 --> 02:25:15,800 Bed. 2624 02:25:16,360 --> 02:25:19,620 I like the way he pronounces the S as a Z sometimes as well. 2625 02:25:20,360 --> 02:25:24,920 Obviously, if you know this, I do enjoy every part of the man's pronunciation. 2626 02:25:26,040 --> 02:25:29,200 And T-Maloon, thank you very much for the tip there. 2627 02:25:29,280 --> 02:25:30,200 I hope you're getting on well. 2628 02:25:30,640 --> 02:25:33,040 And best new software program of the year. 2629 02:25:33,540 --> 02:25:35,980 So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next two presenters, 2630 02:25:35,980 --> 02:25:38,420 Gail Littlejohn, vice president of... 2631 02:25:38,420 --> 02:25:39,660 Littlejohn. 2632 02:25:39,880 --> 02:25:40,800 LexisNexis. 2633 02:25:41,760 --> 02:25:42,840 LexisNexis. 2634 02:25:44,240 --> 02:25:47,000 And Brapp Zanagan, thank you very much. 2635 02:25:47,220 --> 02:25:50,900 As the Mandalorian says, this is Shafi. 2636 02:25:51,180 --> 02:25:55,860 Please welcome our next two presenters, Gail Littlejohn, vice president of LexisNexis, 2637 02:25:56,120 --> 02:25:58,120 and joining us again, Robert Urich. 2638 02:26:03,320 --> 02:26:04,740 Hello, it's good to be here. 2639 02:26:05,680 --> 02:26:06,320 Our next co- 2640 02:26:06,320 --> 02:26:06,900 Oh. 2641 02:26:06,900 --> 02:26:07,400 Hello. 2642 02:26:18,400 --> 02:26:18,820 Hello. 2643 02:26:18,820 --> 02:26:19,660 It's good to be here. 2644 02:26:30,380 --> 02:26:31,300 Our next... 2645 02:26:31,300 --> 02:26:31,760 Our next... 2646 02:26:31,760 --> 02:26:33,760 ...quotry awards... 2647 02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,760 ...category... 2648 02:26:35,760 --> 02:26:39,760 ...is... 2649 02:26:39,760 --> 02:26:45,300 ...testimate to the incredible role the internet is playing in redefining what software is, 2650 02:26:45,300 --> 02:26:48,220 and in changing the distribution. 2651 02:26:48,220 --> 02:26:53,520 If the proof is in the pudding, the power is in the applications. 2652 02:26:53,520 --> 02:26:56,680 ...model for how the consumer gets to use that application. 2653 02:26:56,680 --> 02:27:04,980 Almost all the finalists in this software category are internet-related, either websites or enabled applications. 2654 02:27:04,980 --> 02:27:08,320 We now honor the best brand new software application. 2655 02:27:08,320 --> 02:27:11,440 The nominees for the best debut of the year are... 2656 02:27:11,440 --> 02:27:12,620 Your mag gets bullied. 2657 02:27:12,740 --> 02:27:12,940 Bingo. 2658 02:27:13,020 --> 02:27:13,960 Thank you very much for the tip. 2659 02:27:15,180 --> 02:27:18,640 Strange, bizarre air around these two guys here. 2660 02:27:18,700 --> 02:27:20,540 Best brand new software application. 2661 02:27:21,200 --> 02:27:24,320 The nominees for the best debut of the year are... 2662 02:27:26,320 --> 02:27:27,740 The Ultimate Cookbook. 2663 02:27:28,280 --> 02:27:29,280 Dinnerware Publishing. 2664 02:27:29,700 --> 02:27:31,020 Fucking dinnerware, man. 2665 02:27:31,740 --> 02:27:34,700 If you were the best in the bays back in the day... 2666 02:27:35,700 --> 02:27:38,700 Back end, front end, whatever end... 2667 02:27:38,700 --> 02:27:44,100 Then there was no other fucking house you wanted to be working at other than dinnerware publishing. 2668 02:27:44,240 --> 02:27:50,860 These guys ruled the roost when it came to culinary-based software delights. 2669 02:27:51,860 --> 02:27:53,060 Software offerings. 2670 02:27:53,460 --> 02:27:54,580 Sean Kiblihan. 2671 02:27:54,840 --> 02:27:56,240 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2672 02:27:56,580 --> 02:28:02,280 I hope that you are having a great Sunday evening and enjoying this dinnerware publishing scenario. 2673 02:28:02,280 --> 02:28:04,840 The writing track. 2674 02:28:05,540 --> 02:28:06,640 Advantage software. 2675 02:28:08,240 --> 02:28:08,900 E-team. 2676 02:28:09,500 --> 02:28:10,320 Infocast. 2677 02:28:11,640 --> 02:28:13,140 Developer training for Java. 2678 02:28:13,700 --> 02:28:14,800 MindCube Publishing. 2679 02:28:16,160 --> 02:28:17,400 Onhealth.com. 2680 02:28:18,120 --> 02:28:20,160 Get the sleep you need. 2681 02:28:20,380 --> 02:28:21,500 Health network company. 2682 02:28:21,500 --> 02:28:26,500 And the Cody award goes to... 2683 02:28:27,760 --> 02:28:29,980 Your Our Lady. 2684 02:28:30,720 --> 02:28:32,040 Thank you very much. 2685 02:28:32,120 --> 02:28:33,060 Thank you very much there. 2686 02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:35,280 Stewing in my own juice now. 2687 02:28:35,380 --> 02:28:36,020 Very kind of you. 2688 02:28:37,060 --> 02:28:38,500 Dinnerware Publishing Inc. 2689 02:28:38,600 --> 02:28:39,640 Best debut of the year. 2690 02:28:45,580 --> 02:28:50,580 Accepting the award for dinnerware publishing are Susan and David Purcell. 2691 02:28:50,960 --> 02:28:59,480 The ultimate cookbook website, youcook.com, is the only recipe search engine on the web that lets you find recipes by any search criteria. 2692 02:28:59,480 --> 02:29:00,980 Real like a baby! 2693 02:29:01,140 --> 02:29:04,980 Ethnic origin, cookbook author, or nutritional requirements. 2694 02:29:05,620 --> 02:29:09,600 Massive squeeze in case he gave the woman there. 2695 02:29:09,680 --> 02:29:11,280 I think he just blanks the fella. 2696 02:29:12,320 --> 02:29:14,220 Microgen, cook recipes by... 2697 02:29:14,220 --> 02:29:20,900 And then a real sour bass note at the end coincided with your man going up to the podium. 2698 02:29:20,900 --> 02:29:27,420 And it sounded, because he was closer to the microphone, it sounded as though his stomach was making a noise. 2699 02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:28,700 See if you can notice that there. 2700 02:29:28,780 --> 02:29:29,620 Research criteria. 2701 02:29:30,120 --> 02:29:31,060 Including ingredients. 2702 02:29:31,060 --> 02:29:31,720 Ethics. 2703 02:29:32,980 --> 02:29:34,600 Terminal, thank you very much for the tip. 2704 02:29:36,100 --> 02:29:36,580 Producer! 2705 02:29:39,280 --> 02:29:41,220 Ethnic origin, cookbook author. 2706 02:29:41,320 --> 02:29:42,200 They gave him a handshake. 2707 02:29:42,200 --> 02:29:43,640 Author or any search criteria. 2708 02:29:44,040 --> 02:29:45,120 Including ingredients. 2709 02:29:46,280 --> 02:29:50,440 It's a sensual back and head grab. 2710 02:29:50,740 --> 02:29:51,580 Ethnic origin. 2711 02:29:52,300 --> 02:29:55,360 And an ethnically origined handshake cookbook. 2712 02:29:56,080 --> 02:30:01,460 And listen to this bass note here as the fella, as he moves towards the podium here. 2713 02:30:01,780 --> 02:30:03,240 Or nutritional requirements. 2714 02:30:04,900 --> 02:30:06,740 Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think. 2715 02:30:08,020 --> 02:30:09,620 I thought he said he was gonna come or something. 2716 02:30:10,000 --> 02:30:13,160 The bass note didn't really land there for me, actually. 2717 02:30:13,660 --> 02:30:14,960 In retrospect, guys. 2718 02:30:16,040 --> 02:30:17,920 Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think. 2719 02:30:18,900 --> 02:30:20,800 Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think. 2720 02:30:21,780 --> 02:30:25,080 I would like all the venture capitalists in the room to raise their hands. 2721 02:30:28,920 --> 02:30:30,840 Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think. 2722 02:30:30,840 --> 02:30:31,720 I'm gonna throw up. 2723 02:30:31,720 --> 02:30:32,600 I would like. 2724 02:30:32,600 --> 02:30:33,640 I'm gonna throw up. 2725 02:30:33,640 --> 02:30:36,760 I think all the venture capitalists in the room to raise their hands. 2726 02:30:38,040 --> 02:30:39,340 How'd they help put their heads down? 2727 02:30:39,340 --> 02:30:39,840 Okay. 2728 02:30:39,840 --> 02:30:41,080 We're in the middle table. 2729 02:30:41,080 --> 02:30:43,220 We have business cards, business plans and terms. 2730 02:30:43,220 --> 02:30:44,360 How'd they help put their heads down? 2731 02:30:44,360 --> 02:30:44,860 Okay. 2732 02:30:44,860 --> 02:30:46,280 We're in the middle finger. 2733 02:30:46,280 --> 02:30:46,680 In the middle. 2734 02:30:46,680 --> 02:30:47,680 Table. 2735 02:30:47,680 --> 02:30:49,560 What kind of a point is that? 2736 02:30:49,560 --> 02:30:51,640 I thought it was a middle fingered point, but it's not. 2737 02:30:51,640 --> 02:30:54,680 It's a raising of the middle knuckle. 2738 02:30:55,720 --> 02:30:58,280 See, if I was gonna point down at a table, I'd go like that. 2739 02:30:59,240 --> 02:31:00,360 But he's gone like this. 2740 02:31:03,800 --> 02:31:07,320 Which is very, it's unorthodox. 2741 02:31:08,360 --> 02:31:09,560 But it works, I suppose. 2742 02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:11,000 Table. 2743 02:31:11,000 --> 02:31:13,400 We have business cards, business plans and term sheets. 2744 02:31:15,000 --> 02:31:17,640 Seriously, this is an amazing honor for us. 2745 02:31:17,640 --> 02:31:26,360 Because we're not anywhere near the Silicon Valley. 2746 02:31:26,360 --> 02:31:28,040 We're on the coast of Maine. 2747 02:31:28,040 --> 02:31:30,520 Yes, thank you. 2748 02:31:30,520 --> 02:31:34,360 We have so many people to thank. 2749 02:31:34,360 --> 02:31:39,640 We have Michael Lang, Jim Noonan, Mike Foster, who wasn't able to be here tonight. 2750 02:31:39,640 --> 02:31:42,440 An incredible indexer, Alexandra Nickerson. 2751 02:31:42,440 --> 02:31:45,720 We even had our lawyer come down from San Francisco for this. 2752 02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:48,680 Oh, this is amazing. 2753 02:31:49,400 --> 02:31:55,080 We're really grateful to be in a place where we can offer something of service to everyone, 2754 02:31:55,080 --> 02:31:56,840 because the space that we all have to eat. 2755 02:31:56,840 --> 02:31:58,280 Thank you very much. 2756 02:31:58,280 --> 02:31:58,760 Thanks. 2757 02:32:05,480 --> 02:32:10,200 The finalists for the Best New Software Program of the Year show us how broad and diversified 2758 02:32:10,200 --> 02:32:11,560 the software industry is. 2759 02:32:12,200 --> 02:32:13,480 What a range of products. 2760 02:32:14,200 --> 02:32:16,040 A music production tool. 2761 02:32:16,040 --> 02:32:18,200 A server application for thin clients. 2762 02:32:18,680 --> 02:32:22,120 A new Lego toy that lets you design and program your creations. 2763 02:32:22,120 --> 02:32:23,960 Not fucking Lego again. 2764 02:32:23,960 --> 02:32:25,160 On a PC. 2765 02:32:25,160 --> 02:32:28,920 Lego absolutely dominated the software sphere in 99. 2766 02:32:28,920 --> 02:32:32,920 A creative tool for adding graphics and multimedia to a website. 2767 02:32:32,920 --> 02:32:36,040 And a totally new way to understand the world we live in. 2768 02:32:36,040 --> 02:32:40,440 I don't know how we could have selected a winner from these finals, but someone had to do it. 2769 02:32:40,440 --> 02:32:41,320 It's a great idea. 2770 02:32:41,320 --> 02:32:44,360 So, the nominees for the Best New Software Program of the Year are... 2771 02:32:44,360 --> 02:32:49,080 Citrix Metaframe. 2772 02:32:49,080 --> 02:32:50,200 Citrix Systems. 2773 02:32:50,200 --> 02:32:52,200 Cybermaster. 2774 02:32:52,200 --> 02:32:52,840 Lego. 2775 02:32:54,120 --> 02:32:55,960 Beautiful titles, in fairness. 2776 02:32:55,960 --> 02:32:58,600 They should have won the award just for the titles alone. 2777 02:32:58,600 --> 02:32:59,480 What was the other one? 2778 02:32:59,480 --> 02:32:59,880 Power... 2779 02:32:59,880 --> 02:33:01,800 Power Master or something. 2780 02:33:01,800 --> 02:33:03,480 Technic. 2781 02:33:03,480 --> 02:33:05,160 Fireworks. 2782 02:33:05,160 --> 02:33:06,120 Macromedia. 2783 02:33:06,120 --> 02:33:07,240 Fireworks. 2784 02:33:07,240 --> 02:33:08,280 Macromedia. 2785 02:33:08,280 --> 02:33:09,560 That become... 2786 02:33:09,560 --> 02:33:14,360 Did fireworks go on to become Dreamweaver or Flash? 2787 02:33:15,240 --> 02:33:18,440 Maybe Flash was already in the works. 2788 02:33:18,440 --> 02:33:19,400 National Geotechnic. 2789 02:33:20,280 --> 02:33:21,080 Fireworks. 2790 02:33:21,080 --> 02:33:22,200 Macromedia. 2791 02:33:23,240 --> 02:33:24,760 National Geographic Maps. 2792 02:33:24,760 --> 02:33:25,640 Mindscape. 2793 02:33:26,520 --> 02:33:27,080 Acid. 2794 02:33:27,080 --> 02:33:27,880 Sonic... 2795 02:33:27,880 --> 02:33:29,240 Acid. 2796 02:33:29,240 --> 02:33:31,240 Sonic the Hedgehog. 2797 02:33:33,080 --> 02:33:36,600 Someone got a raw deal in the edit suite there at the end. 2798 02:33:36,600 --> 02:33:37,640 Master. 2799 02:33:37,640 --> 02:33:38,920 Lego Technic. 2800 02:33:39,800 --> 02:33:40,600 Fireworks. 2801 02:33:40,600 --> 02:33:41,720 Macromedia. 2802 02:33:42,760 --> 02:33:44,280 National Geographic Maps. 2803 02:33:44,280 --> 02:33:45,160 Mindscape. 2804 02:33:46,040 --> 02:33:46,600 Acid. 2805 02:33:46,920 --> 02:33:47,800 Sonic Foundry. 2806 02:33:49,400 --> 02:33:51,720 Acid only got one little bit of footage. 2807 02:33:51,720 --> 02:33:52,920 One little... 2808 02:33:52,920 --> 02:33:53,640 Acid. 2809 02:33:54,520 --> 02:33:56,800 Looks like a music... 2810 02:33:57,760 --> 02:33:58,400 thing is it? 2811 02:33:58,400 --> 02:33:59,680 Or an audio... 2812 02:33:59,680 --> 02:34:00,320 Fucking thing. 2813 02:34:03,760 --> 02:34:06,640 Digital audio workstation... 2814 02:34:06,640 --> 02:34:07,920 of the time possibly. 2815 02:34:08,400 --> 02:34:09,120 Acid. 2816 02:34:09,120 --> 02:34:10,080 Sonic Foundry. 2817 02:34:12,400 --> 02:34:15,360 For the National Geographic Society, I'm Robert Urich. 2818 02:34:15,360 --> 02:34:16,080 Good night. 2819 02:34:16,080 --> 02:34:17,680 The National Geographic Maps. 2820 02:34:19,440 --> 02:34:20,960 So National Geographic Maps. 2821 02:34:20,960 --> 02:34:22,240 This is before Google. 2822 02:34:22,240 --> 02:34:24,960 I was saying fucking Compton's World Atlas Deluxe. 2823 02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:29,440 I need to download National Geographic Maps and check that out. 2824 02:34:31,040 --> 02:34:33,280 And some more tongue work from Ulrich. 2825 02:34:34,000 --> 02:34:35,280 Check out Ulrich's tongue. 2826 02:34:39,520 --> 02:34:40,000 Lovin' it. 2827 02:34:40,000 --> 02:34:40,400 So he was. 2828 02:34:40,400 --> 02:34:44,640 It's a nice bit of Fender Roads action. 2829 02:34:44,640 --> 02:34:46,720 Is it into the high register of that? 2830 02:34:46,720 --> 02:34:50,480 It's a collection of all the foldout maps. 2831 02:34:50,480 --> 02:34:55,200 Mindscape's National Geographic Maps is a collection of all the foldout maps. 2832 02:34:59,520 --> 02:35:02,160 Ever printed in National Geographic magazine. 2833 02:35:02,160 --> 02:35:02,400 It's a... 2834 02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:04,480 I think it's a Hammond, says fella. 2835 02:35:04,480 --> 02:35:05,600 I beg your pardon. 2836 02:35:05,600 --> 02:35:08,320 The collection comes on an eight CD-ROM set. 2837 02:35:12,960 --> 02:35:13,600 Come on. 2838 02:35:13,600 --> 02:35:14,560 Let's go. 2839 02:35:16,080 --> 02:35:16,720 Hey, Com... 2840 02:35:16,720 --> 02:35:18,000 Who won that? 2841 02:35:18,000 --> 02:35:18,400 Was it... 2842 02:35:18,400 --> 02:35:18,720 Oh yeah. 2843 02:35:18,720 --> 02:35:19,920 It was National Geographic. 2844 02:35:19,920 --> 02:35:22,240 I wonder if he gonna say there at the... 2845 02:35:22,240 --> 02:35:23,920 At the fucking podium. 2846 02:35:23,920 --> 02:35:26,160 Hey, how about that Compton's? 2847 02:35:26,160 --> 02:35:26,720 You watching? 2848 02:35:27,520 --> 02:35:28,880 He says, "Hey, Com... 2849 02:35:29,680 --> 02:35:31,040 Cut off before I said the rest." 2850 02:35:31,600 --> 02:35:34,000 I've just got Compton's on the head from earlier on. 2851 02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:36,240 Collection comes on an eight CD-ROM set. 2852 02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:41,120 Graphic magazine. 2853 02:35:41,120 --> 02:35:43,680 The collection comes on an eight CD-ROM set. 2854 02:35:45,120 --> 02:35:46,640 A celebration. 2855 02:35:46,640 --> 02:35:46,800 Celebration. 2856 02:35:50,800 --> 02:35:51,600 Comptons. 2857 02:35:51,600 --> 02:35:52,320 Come on. 2858 02:35:52,320 --> 02:35:53,360 Lego. 2859 02:35:55,440 --> 02:35:55,680 Hey. 2860 02:35:56,240 --> 02:35:58,880 The women at that table were fucking loving that. 2861 02:35:58,880 --> 02:36:06,320 I'd say by this stage, several hours into the proceedings, multiple bottles of wine had been quaffed. 2862 02:36:06,960 --> 02:36:07,680 Resulting in... 2863 02:36:08,800 --> 02:36:09,840 Pissed mams. 2864 02:36:10,800 --> 02:36:12,480 Pissed mams situation, look. 2865 02:36:17,360 --> 02:36:18,880 The celebration. 2866 02:36:20,160 --> 02:36:21,760 Your mother's pissed, yeah. 2867 02:36:21,760 --> 02:36:25,600 Weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep. 2868 02:36:28,480 --> 02:36:30,560 Your old lady's pissed, yeah. 2869 02:36:30,560 --> 02:36:32,640 Hey, content rules. 2870 02:36:32,640 --> 02:36:32,960 Yeah. 2871 02:36:33,840 --> 02:36:34,720 What the fuck? 2872 02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:36,160 Content rules, is this? 2873 02:36:37,280 --> 02:36:37,920 Or comp... 2874 02:36:37,920 --> 02:36:38,400 What did... 2875 02:36:38,400 --> 02:36:38,640 What... 2876 02:36:40,640 --> 02:36:42,160 Is he predicting the future with that? 2877 02:36:42,160 --> 02:36:42,800 Come on. 2878 02:36:44,160 --> 02:36:46,240 Hey, content rules. 2879 02:36:46,240 --> 02:36:46,560 Yeah. 2880 02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:52,960 I'd like to thank over a thousand cartographers who worked on this product over the years. 2881 02:36:53,760 --> 02:37:01,120 I'd like to thank our partners, Mindscape, Design Alliance, the designers that put real creativity 2882 02:37:01,120 --> 02:37:02,080 to this product. 2883 02:37:02,080 --> 02:37:02,800 Don't steal them. 2884 02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:03,920 And... 2885 02:37:03,920 --> 02:37:04,480 ...and... 2886 02:37:04,480 --> 02:37:04,880 ...just that... 2887 02:37:04,880 --> 02:37:06,480 Lovely little sting there. 2888 02:37:06,480 --> 02:37:08,640 ...put real creativity to this product. 2889 02:37:08,640 --> 02:37:09,360 Don't steal them. 2890 02:37:10,160 --> 02:37:10,720 And... 2891 02:37:10,720 --> 02:37:14,480 Was there a wink though, as if to say, "You're gonna steal it, I know you are." 2892 02:37:14,480 --> 02:37:16,080 Put real creativity to this product. 2893 02:37:16,080 --> 02:37:25,580 there's a bit of a wink though it's like you might you might steal it i know you're gonna 2894 02:37:25,580 --> 02:37:35,060 steal it don't fucking steal it a celebration uh design alliance the designers that put real 2895 02:37:35,060 --> 02:37:41,800 creativity to this product don't steal them and uh last but not least uh our team at national 2896 02:37:41,800 --> 02:37:48,120 geographic interactive it was more of a squint rupert says it wasn't a sly wink it was more of 2897 02:37:48,120 --> 02:37:52,620 a squint as if to say i'm fucking watching you thank you very much thank you 2898 02:37:52,620 --> 02:38:02,560 that's it for our highlights of me look at the fucking shoulder roll shoulder roll on your one 2899 02:38:02,560 --> 02:38:09,840 in the blue dress she she's already won an award so she's completely high on the grapes of wrath 2900 02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:19,980 a bit of shoulder rollage here a little shoulder a rolling shoulder 2901 02:38:19,980 --> 02:38:32,320 your mother's shoulder for our highlights of the 1999 cody awards thanks for joining us and 2902 02:38:32,320 --> 02:38:35,980 live from los angeles pretty good times to fuck 2903 02:38:35,980 --> 02:38:45,780 the computer chronicles is brought to you by bigstar.com i apologize we've only got one in but i mean it was a nice swifty 2904 02:38:45,780 --> 02:38:51,400 and uh we'll be back at some other stage in hopefully the not too distant future 2905 02:38:51,400 --> 02:38:58,500 what we do know what we can see is we learned a lot about software in the late 90s lego absolutely 2906 02:38:58,500 --> 02:39:05,720 lego absolutely dominating dominating but some absolute classic pieces from the time i've forgotten 2907 02:39:05,720 --> 02:39:11,320 and i will uh venture forth into the fucking web sphere to try and download those 2908 02:39:11,320 --> 02:39:17,940 for maybe a whiz bang on the old virtual box at another time all i can see is thanks very much for 2909 02:39:17,940 --> 02:39:22,400 joining us and thank you very much for watching tuning in thanks for everybody who people who tipped 2910 02:39:22,400 --> 02:39:30,520 donald rumsfeld the winking coder and this man this man we'll show you how to create the simplest kind of program a macro 2911 02:39:30,520 --> 02:39:44,940 we'll show you a software package that teaches you the fundamentals of big time programming we'll look at writing software for the internet with macromedia's flash and a programming language even adults can master rcx from lego mindstorms 2912 02:39:44,940 --> 02:39:49,400 lego mindstorms real world of heavy duty software code as we take a look inside 2913 02:39:49,400 --> 02:39:55,860 inside the programming team at electronic arts it's all coming up next week on the computer chronicles 2914 02:39:55,860 --> 02:40:03,320 that was abrupt as fuck it usually goes on for a while like 2915 02:40:03,320 --> 02:40:04,320 oh 2916 02:40:04,320 --> 02:40:24,320 thanks for the tip there tombolo away let me try and get that again and a programming language even adults can master rcx from lego mindstorms plus a visit to the real world of heavy duty software code as we take a look inside the programming team at electronic arts it's all coming up next week on the computer chronicles 2917 02:40:24,320 --> 02:40:30,780 on the computer chronicles thank you