1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,200 Mr. B, name's going too fast there for me to read, and I just need to make sure the volume of the game is being heard by ye guys, which would require an extra output, additional output on the program there. Additional audio capture output one. Window. Application audio output one. Yeah, that's it. 3 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:09,340 That's it. That's it. I don't know anything about this game. Thank you very much there, James Borough Fiend. 4 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:22,600 And Leonard's Bar, Kilconnell, Leonard's Bar, Kilconnell, and Leonard's Bar, who tipped yesterday, and Jay from OSW tipped yesterday. Thank you very much. Congrats, Speed and Silent Hill. 5 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:34,580 When will you be on again, or when you're on again, will you consider watching the different endings? I might do, OSWJ. I might do, but I won't do it now because I just want to play this game and see if it's any good. 6 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:51,040 It could be a stinker. In which case, welcome to the stream. I have to say, welcome to the stream. In which case, if it is a stinker, then we can put it on the Reggie Blinker, which is the back burner, which is I'll complete it on the 12th of never. 7 00:01:51,580 --> 00:02:03,700 And then get the chaffee out, crack open a bit of chaffee, like a bottle of fine, prestige wine, stroke champagne. Feel the pain. 8 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:12,960 Aidan Stewart, how are you? Did he finish Silent Hill? I did finish, if the he you're referring to is me. Where's my tea? 9 00:02:30,780 --> 00:03:00,020 How can you lose a cup of tea? I'm on the phone, everything. How does that happen? Thank you very much there, Aidan the average. You're welcome. What kind of fucking shenanigans, Kyle? He seems to know his way around the block. How about you? It's actually fine. The tea was left outside in the hallway on a visit. 10 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:13,320 To the WC. I don't need to fill you in with all the details here. But what I will say is thanks for the tip there, Prig and Devil and Aidan and Simon Jacobs. Thank you very much. 11 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:34,360 Let's just see what this is all about now. It's called The Road. A Quiet Place, The Road. I think it's trying to evoke The Road, the Cormac McCarthy book, which I haven't read. I just say that to sound smart. 12 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:49,620 I think I started to look at it, maybe turned a few pages and realised I just can't read. I just can't read. And the creepy clown. We got to give it up for the creepy clown, lads. 13 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,460 Sean Peril, thank you very much. 14 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:02,920 Who's this lad? A new guy? 15 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,720 Brendan Dempsey, thank you very much. Sean Peril. 16 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:32,160 Will this game have legs with arses attached? Will this game have deep-rooted psychological traumatic experiences? 17 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,960 The Neck of You, thank you very much. 18 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,800 Where the hell did he go? 19 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,240 The creepy clown. 20 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,960 Laura McNamara, thank you very much. Shout out to my husband, Sean. 21 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:51,920 First, shout out as a married couple. Fair play to you on the wedding and the marriage. 22 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,600 And all the best in life going forward from here on in. 23 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:05,640 Let's hope that life going forward from here on in is a little bit more pleasant than what we're probably about to be faced with here. 24 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,920 I've heard this is psychological. 25 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,760 Just try and get my chat box out the fucking way here. I'm gonna put this on the screen so I can see. 26 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,560 Miss Lara Croft. Thank you very much, Miss Lara Croft. 27 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,560 Creepy clown. 28 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,520 Creepy clown. 29 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:29,640 That's that. 30 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,980 Okay, so now I can't see my chat box. 31 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,100 Fucking. 32 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:37,300 Shult, thank you very much. Chris McBee, thank you very much. 33 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:43,220 Fucking chat. 34 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,340 Internet chat. 35 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,180 Pop out chat. 36 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,840 Pop that out. 37 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,080 Pop out the toolbox. 38 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:54,220 Resize chat box text to 175%. 39 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,420 150% maybe. 40 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,960 I don't like this. 41 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,980 I have to find Martin. 42 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:07,500 They're making notes on the fucking thing before I've even started playing. 43 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,220 It's probably... 44 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:11,680 They're probably trying to make me play the game. 45 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,440 Wednesday Adams. 46 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,400 Thank you very much. 47 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,220 Spark Lynch. 48 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,080 Chris McBee. 49 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,220 Laura McNamara. 50 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,040 The neck of you. 51 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:22,400 Have you ever flown a drone over Bootle or Birkinhead? 52 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,300 No, I haven't. 53 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,340 But you never know what might happen in the future. 54 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,400 Thank you very much there. 55 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,400 Brendan Dempsey. 56 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:28,980 Sean Peril. 57 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:29,620 Thank you very much. 58 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:29,980 Prig. 59 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:30,620 Devil. 60 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,420 Yeah, great stuff. 61 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:31,880 I got you. 62 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:32,340 I got you. 63 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:32,700 I got you. 64 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,320 And Varney. 65 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,380 T-Bag as well. 66 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,200 Let's get this going now. 67 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,140 Let's get this moving. 68 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:37,800 It's... 69 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,040 It's well overdue. 70 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,180 And I can't... 71 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:44,580 Run. 72 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,620 There's no run feature. 73 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:47,740 I'm pressing C. 74 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:48,520 That's great. 75 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,180 That's a crawl space situation. 76 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:51,440 Very nice. 77 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,120 You don't want your eyes open. 78 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,560 I want your eyes. 79 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:57,800 Thank you very much, Trump. 80 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:00,100 Yeah, so the... 81 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:07,480 I don't really know whether or not this game is going to look that good on the PC that I have. 82 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,300 It's not up to date. 83 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,520 Is this a man I'm controlling? 84 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,720 With nail polish and tattoos? 85 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:15,580 We don't know. 86 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:19,980 Watch your step. 87 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:22,300 Talkyokes. 88 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,100 Thank you very much. 89 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,160 It looks okay. 90 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:25,640 Great stuff. 91 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:26,100 That's fine. 92 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:26,500 That's fine. 93 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,700 I think maybe... 94 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:39,080 A lot is made of how good a game looks when the reality is if you're going to stream anything anyway, it's always going to be a degradation in quality. 95 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,460 You know, it's never going to look pristine. 96 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,940 But it just... 97 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,200 I'm comparing it to silence. 98 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,920 And there's no run functionality. 99 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,680 There's no run mechanic so far. 100 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,740 The creepy clown. 101 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,500 There's no run. 102 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,980 I'm just walking slowly, very slowly. 103 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,360 And I hope that this isn't the rest of the game. 104 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:05,880 It looks like a woman. 105 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,800 I'm in control of a woman. 106 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:31,980 The creepy clown. 107 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:35,160 So far, zero creepy clown. 108 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:36,420 Zero. 109 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,440 And a gasp of fear. 110 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:43,260 As we see and hear an audible rustling of the bushes there. 111 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,240 And a sight of a few leaves being rustled and crumpled. 112 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,280 The creepy clown. 113 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,700 Turn the volume up for you there. 114 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,460 I don't know if it's loud enough. 115 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:09,780 Creepy clown. 116 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:09,860 Creepy clown. 117 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,280 The nun. 118 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,000 The werewolf. 119 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,660 The creepy creeperzoid. 120 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,580 Thank you very much there. 121 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:17,300 Do we... 122 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,920 Do we exit... 123 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,140 Exit... 124 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,200 Exists... 125 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:21,720 It. 126 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,040 I wonder is that a spelling mistake there? 127 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,680 Exicit... 128 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,880 Exicit you've wrote. 129 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:29,440 So... 130 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,560 Sorry I can't... 131 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,560 Really... 132 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,680 Grapple with that question because it makes no sense. 133 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,320 If you wanted me to go philosophical... 134 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,420 It's a bit too early for the philosophical, the millisophical. 135 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:48,260 And I don't want to get too existential on our ass at the moment because... 136 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,260 I'm opening doors... 137 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,700 And... 138 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,260 Look... 139 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,280 Let's save that stuff for later. 140 00:09:54,420 --> 00:10:01,080 And it usually derails me in not a great way if I have to think about the whole reality of life and all that sort of stuff. 141 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,480 People do just tip in with these questions and think... 142 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,780 Oh it's just an easy enough question. 143 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:06,620 It'll be no problem. 144 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,920 But you don't know what effect that's going to have on the mindset. 145 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,620 You know the further you delve and you poke beneath the curtain. 146 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,740 You try and pull it back. 147 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,740 You look what's there. 148 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,400 The moment you start doing that. 149 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:17,800 You're... 150 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,800 You're on your own. 151 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,620 You're in a dark alley. 152 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:20,980 You're going down a fucking dark alley. 153 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,140 You don't know what's ahead of you. 154 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:27,820 And now am I meant to look for these. 155 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,920 You've been me waiting the boss, minister. 156 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,320 Thank you very much for the bog wetting. 157 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:37,100 Ceremonial bog wetting is going to take place tomorrow afternoon. 158 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,240 Out in Mayo. 159 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:43,600 Location. 160 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,980 I won't say where as of yet. 161 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,320 It's going to be somewhere very close by to me. 162 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:51,200 Bless the work. 163 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,040 Thank you very much. 164 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:55,200 Is this the right place that I'm getting out of here? 165 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,060 Rawhead Rex. 166 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,580 Thank you very much for the tip there. 167 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:03,940 Could have just climbed through there. 168 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:04,180 Look. 169 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:05,340 As if. 170 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,180 Is this what we're going to be facing? 171 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,340 Is this what we're up against now? 172 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,960 A whole game full of as ifs. 173 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:15,160 Because there was a distinct and nice refreshing lack of as ifs in Silent Hill. 174 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:28,500 The creepy clown. 175 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:28,500 The creepy clown. 176 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,560 You're a fucking child. 177 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,140 Oh come on. 178 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,280 That was funny. 179 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,640 The creepy clown. 180 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,040 Oh just a minute. 181 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:36,900 I got you pretty good. 182 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:37,240 No. 183 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,220 No you didn't. 184 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,040 I just. 185 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,280 I didn't know where you were. 186 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,780 I didn't know if you were hurt or. 187 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:44,560 Alex. 188 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,280 Alex please. 189 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:47,600 I can't. 190 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,240 I can't lose another. 191 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,680 What's going on? 192 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:52,940 Alex what's wrong? 193 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,020 What's wrong Alex? 194 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:54,700 Jesus. 195 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,340 Please Alex. 196 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,180 Hey hey hey. 197 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:57,860 What do you need? 198 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:58,400 Huh? 199 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,100 Alex. 200 00:11:59,440 --> 00:11:59,560 Come on. 201 00:11:59,600 --> 00:11:59,900 Alex. 202 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:00,660 Please please please. 203 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,480 Tell me how to help. 204 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,260 Are you okay? 205 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:02,640 Mom? 206 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,100 What is it? 207 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:03,620 Mom. 208 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,280 I don't know. 209 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,580 Where's mommy? 210 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,240 It's me. 211 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,320 It's Laura. 212 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,840 Can you look at me dear? 213 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,420 Okay that's it. 214 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,060 Just look at me. 215 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:11,460 Laura how are you? 216 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:12,680 Hello line four. 217 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,760 The creepy clown. 218 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:14,620 Breathe. 219 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,460 There you go. 220 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,480 It'll be all right now. 221 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,660 Has anybody seen John? 222 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,060 Day 105. 223 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,880 I don't even know what day that was. 224 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:33,920 That we just seen. 225 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:35,260 Was that some prologue? 226 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:35,580 Was it? 227 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:35,680 Alex. 228 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,200 We made it. 229 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,320 That cries for the rain. 230 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,120 This place is huge. 231 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,400 Should we split up? 232 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,200 Xanadu 2.0. 233 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:47,200 There's no reason to search this place as fast as possible. 234 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:47,940 What? 235 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,700 You need food, Alex. 236 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,200 Without it, the hospital won't make it. 237 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:53,980 I mean, I will. 238 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,620 And here we are at the Red Cloud Ranch. 239 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,860 A beautiful ranch. 240 00:12:58,880 --> 00:12:59,500 I don't think I'm sorry. 241 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,740 A real American ranch. 242 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,800 Ranch arrows. 243 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:04,820 Why? 244 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,020 Something I'm building. 245 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,820 Could help all of us. 246 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,440 The creepy clown. 247 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,340 I'm going to cry. 248 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,240 Rain helps me. 249 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:13,840 Yeah. 250 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,400 Yeah, you too. 251 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,480 I'm going to cry. 252 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:25,920 War. 253 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,960 Fuck around with the camera here for a second. 254 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,240 That's not the right way. 255 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,080 That's the wrong way. 256 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:31,660 Do that. 257 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,520 Then put that there. 258 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,060 Put that there. 259 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:34,860 That's fine. 260 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600 What about the close-up cam, though? 261 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,580 That'll do. 262 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,060 Thank you very much, Ted. 263 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,340 Green screen back. 264 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,960 Needs pulling over just a little bit. 265 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,200 Love your stream. 266 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,060 I'm already correcting it now. 267 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,780 Thank you very much for the tip. 268 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,360 Actually, move the desk up. 269 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:53,560 Looks fine there to me. 270 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,860 I mean, sometimes it is... 271 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,340 Yeah, look. 272 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,120 It looks fucking sound, man. 273 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,400 It looks sound. 274 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,280 Thanks for the tip, though. 275 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,660 The creepy clown. 276 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:13,780 The creepy clown. 277 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:20,640 This guy looks like someone that's prominent in the media at the moment. 278 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,680 Maybe he looks like that Jay Shetty guy. 279 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,660 The podcast guy who did the... 280 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,540 Connor did the Ludog podcast with there. 281 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,000 Who, it actually turns out... 282 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,620 I was just looking for Lewis Hamilton podcasts. 283 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,460 And then I got... 284 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,800 I went down a Jay Shetty rabbit hole. 285 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,400 And it turns out he's like... 286 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,720 He pretended to be... 287 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,500 A Buddhist monk or something. 288 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,760 And he's got all these celebrities on his podcast. 289 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,160 And then they researched it. 290 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,500 And he was never a Buddhist at all. 291 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,700 He was never out in the Far East. 292 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,400 He was out... 293 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,300 He was in Watford. 294 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,300 Apparently he was just living in Watford for a couple of years. 295 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,680 And he just became a monk. 296 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,180 More text. 297 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,240 It worked. 298 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,040 I know you told me not to try it. 299 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:06,860 But damn, Tom. 300 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,540 It did work. 301 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,260 I travelled to the waterfall about half a mile from here. 302 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,160 And snapped my fingers. 303 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:12,980 Nothing. 304 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,180 No creatures. 305 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,160 Then I spoke at full volume for the first time since before the invasion. 306 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,440 And still nothing. 307 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:21,560 Finally. 308 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,360 Don't kill me. 309 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,300 I yelled. 310 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,360 And still. 311 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,620 Not a single creature. 312 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,160 I mean. 313 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,740 It's not a permanent solution. 314 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:28,740 Okay. 315 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,400 But at least we know. 316 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,720 Louder noises will keep the creatures from hearing us. 317 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,300 So that's emboldened. 318 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:39,380 We know that that's something we need to be very much aware of as well. 319 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,040 Let's tilt that camera down a little. 320 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,360 Peace there. 321 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,520 I come in peace. 322 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,540 My peace I bring you. 323 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,360 The clown posse. 324 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,240 Thank you very much. 325 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,760 Insane clown crew. 326 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,420 What's this lung stuff at the top left of my screen there? 327 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,020 It says lung. 328 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,480 Picture of lungs. 329 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,560 Don't know if anybody knows about this game there in the chat. 330 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,460 Because I don't know about it. 331 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,900 It's called A Quiet Place. 332 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,200 Thank you very much. 333 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,000 Joey the lips. 334 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:38,140 If you see any DNA tell dad. 335 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,520 Just see if my screen is. 336 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,000 Yeah. 337 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,920 Just gonna look at the brightness up there. 338 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,360 Nathan. 339 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:48,360 Nathan. 340 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:48,400 Nathan. 341 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,140 How are you? 342 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,720 It's called A Quiet Place. 343 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,980 I don't know anything about it. 344 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:52,880 I'm asking the chat. 345 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,840 See if anybody knows anything about it. 346 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,460 You can see documents you've found in Alex's thoughts by opening the diary with button G. 347 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:18,640 Sorry about that. 348 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:18,640 Sorry about that. 349 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,800 It's a movie. 350 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,400 It's a movie tying game. 351 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,640 This is a game of a movie. 352 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,860 I've never seen the movie. 353 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,940 Unless it's the movie The Road. 354 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,020 Is it based on the road by the Cormac McCarthy book? 355 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:41,440 Is it based on the movie The Road by the Cormac McCarthy book? 356 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000 It's another great sentence. 357 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,060 Heavy rain. 358 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:45,900 Thank you very much. 359 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,940 Heavy rain. 360 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,220 It's not. 361 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,260 Thanks again for giving me your hash. 362 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,400 But Mr. Rice. 363 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,520 My freak of a teacher. 364 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,280 Took my. 365 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,500 And all my classmates' phones. 366 00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,560 So we could focus on nature. 367 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,060 Some shit. 368 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,820 I thought there's not supposed to be any cell reception here anyway. 369 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,840 So what the hell? 370 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:04,880 And I thought. 371 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:05,380 Oh God. 372 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,160 What if Sarah thinks I don't want to text her? 373 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:07,940 So then I thought. 374 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,820 What if I just write her a letter or something? 375 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,720 And then I thought about Julie Dubigny. 376 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,280 And how back in the 17th century. 377 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,620 She'd send letters to her lovers. 378 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,900 While she was just off being a kick-ass opera star. 379 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,360 And having sword fights and stuff. 380 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:18,980 And it just seemed. 381 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:19,480 I don't know. 382 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,160 Super romantic. 383 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,160 Not that I'm expecting this to be romantic. 384 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:22,900 Or not romantic. 385 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,320 Or whatever. 386 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,060 Anyway. 387 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,060 I wait to reply. 388 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:25,560 Or not. 389 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,260 If this was a lot. 390 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,160 And you don't want to respond. 391 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,220 That's like totally cool. 392 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:28,740 No worries. 393 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:29,860 Sign Lydia. 394 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,000 So we know that Lydia is an absolute. 395 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,680 Space cake. 396 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,100 Seems to be a one-sided letter. 397 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,320 I don't know anything about it. 398 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:57,380 And there we have some more ominous messagery scrawled on wall. 399 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,860 Let Dad get the medicine. 400 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,660 They hear everything. 401 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,860 And again with the Dad and the medicine. 402 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,940 Doors are locked here. 403 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:28,020 So it's based on John Steenbeck's of Mice and Men. 404 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,060 This video game is based on that according to Brent Eagle there. 405 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:38,240 If you feel stuck you can press tab buttons to have a hint on where to go next for a few seconds. 406 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,820 The hint also tells you which key action you have to put. 407 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,500 Forget the section. 408 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:41,820 Oh yeah. 409 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,980 It's just shown as a vent. 410 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,280 Turtle shell. 411 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,380 We need to get ourselves a handy little screwdriver. 412 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:11,700 Screwdriver. 413 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,980 No torch or anything. 414 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:30,300 Twist it. 415 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,300 Twist it. 416 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:46,240 Twist it. 417 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,240 Jackie. 418 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,100 Jackie thanks very much. 419 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:49,600 Fuck. 420 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,920 I'm not in control here. 421 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,880 This is all on rails. 422 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:05,980 Which is nice for me. 423 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:11,940 I mean that's part of the reason why I thought I'd try this one out. 424 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:21,620 Because it seems to be on rails from what I could make out from the brief perusal of the review that I read. 425 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,000 Without wanting to get too into it. 426 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,420 Without wanting to spoil anything. 427 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:31,180 What was this about? 428 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:40,980 What's the lungs icon top left? 429 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,500 I don't know what that is, Tupo. 430 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:47,600 I'm still trying to make head and tail of this setup. 431 00:21:47,600 --> 00:22:12,140 Icon of exertion. 432 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:18,120 See it's now, it used to be very white, the lungs at the top. 433 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,260 Now they're taking on a different color. 434 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,960 Did I miss anything in this room? 435 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,780 There was an inhaler picture of an inhaler at the beginning. 436 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:35,680 So maybe there is an asthmatic mechanic in this. 437 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,180 Thank you very much Captain Sack, creepy clown. 438 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,220 I hope you're doing well. 439 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:48,800 The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire. 440 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,320 This is a... 441 00:22:49,320 --> 00:23:03,940 This is where I just came through. 442 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:04,300 Okay. 443 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,520 Oh, there we go. 444 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,740 The pace is back on. 445 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,720 The pace is back in town. 446 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,200 The pace is with us. 447 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,760 So where was the vent? 448 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,500 Was it over the cupboard here? 449 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,520 It was. 450 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,040 The lungs are orange now. 451 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,000 Haven't even done any movement. 452 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,500 I haven't even... 453 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,400 All I've done is walk around slowly like an old slug. 454 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,480 When the... 455 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,480 When the lungs go orange you need your inhaler. 456 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,440 But do I have an inhaler in my pocket? 457 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:05,700 Now I move my mouse wheel in a circular motion to unscrew these vents. 458 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:10,100 And I enjoy a good vent crawl situation. 459 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,940 I haven't seen this in a good long while. 460 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:26,760 Perhaps my most favoritest vent crawl scenario has to be of course the infiltration of tank hangar on the first bit of Shadow Moses Island. 461 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:36,580 And then in the movie world it has to be Bruce Willis in the vent at Nakatomi Plaza at Christmas. 462 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,680 Another great vent situation. 463 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,640 Or maybe... 464 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:41,900 Yeah. 465 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:42,180 Yeah. 466 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,000 It was that movie. 467 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,140 And I can't really remember any other vent situations. 468 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:47,840 There have been plenty. 469 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,260 But they haven't stuck. 470 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,420 They haven't resonated. 471 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,660 Like those particular scenes. 472 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,880 Quality classic vent scenes. 473 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:00,680 That did... 474 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,140 Did what they said on the tin. 475 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,480 Thank you very much there. 476 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:07,260 Tom Snooze. 477 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,220 Shh. 478 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:08,880 For the tip. 479 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:24,660 Look at this. 480 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,280 They've got a fucking bolt lock mechanic. 481 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,940 A lovely bolt lock mechanic. 482 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:34,040 Okay. 483 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:46,120 Erase the noise of your troubles with CAG. 484 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:52,380 Ernest. 485 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,860 That damn kid snuck into my office again. 486 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,900 I swear to God. 487 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,620 He must be getting into the office through the upstairs vent. 488 00:25:59,040 --> 00:25:59,860 And before you ask. 489 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:00,300 Yes. 490 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,020 I am certain. 491 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,380 I locked the door. 492 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:06,940 Now will you go check? 493 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:07,980 Glenn. 494 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,080 So what was that? 495 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:14,900 Where have I gone there? 496 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:16,360 Came in through here. 497 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,740 Came through out of a vent. 498 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,160 Andy the Fork. 499 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,100 Thank you very much. 500 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,180 Did you ever see... 501 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:25,420 Who is Harry Crumb? 502 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,880 Great air duct to see. 503 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,480 No I haven't. 504 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,120 But look at this. 505 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:29,940 An Alivetti. 506 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,480 A motherboard. 507 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,360 A chipset. 508 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,660 Silicone graphics. 509 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,200 Another computer chip. 510 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,720 An essential red cloud ranch map. 511 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:56,720 Pills. 512 00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:57,600 Empty pills. 513 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,960 I've had enough of this stupid stomach bug. 514 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,220 I must find a way to the infirmary. 515 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,440 And hope to find some pills. 516 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,240 Got that old radio working all day. 517 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,620 I changed the frequency over and over looking for someone. 518 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,280 Anyone who could fucking help us man. 519 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,400 I saw your reflection in the window staring at me. 520 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,340 Were you scared of me for killing that man? 521 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,860 Accusing me of putting Joshy in danger. 522 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,240 Angry that I didn't have a way to fix it. 523 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:24,780 Huh? 524 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:28,320 I stared into your eyes for I don't know how long. 525 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,500 Trying to understand. 526 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:31,860 That's when I heard it through the radio. 527 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,100 The National Guard. 528 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,660 They've taken over some campgrounds not far from here. 529 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,160 They'll take us in. 530 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,040 And they'll keep Joshy safe. 531 00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,780 They've got medical supplies. 532 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,460 And a couple of trained soldiers. 533 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,580 No radar will scare our son. 534 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:46,940 Ever again. 535 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,960 I'm not going to let you down Maggie. 536 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,640 Not this time. 537 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:51,560 You're Eric. 538 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,640 I will not allow anyone to steal my work. 539 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:56,920 On the G-Virus. 540 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,820 Thank you very much there Cam Layton. 541 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:01,300 Boom time. 542 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:04,280 So that's that. 543 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:06,420 We've got no medicines to speak of. 544 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,960 Our lungs are going orange. 545 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,940 COVID-19 is in the house. 546 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,720 Bellin, yeah. 547 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,500 Thank you very much. 548 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,740 We've got a brand new key. 549 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,820 Which is always lovely to have. 550 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:16,960 Feels like we're just. 551 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,820 Picking up the pace from Silent Hill. 552 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,860 We're collecting keys. 553 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,300 We're making great ground. 554 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,940 And we're moving at pace as well. 555 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,360 Our lungs are orange though. 556 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,300 It's a brand new. 557 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,280 Situation we're dealing with. 558 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,420 We didn't have to think about our lungs in Silent Hill. 559 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:33,540 Which by the way. 560 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,920 When you complete it. 561 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,180 We didn't see that the other day. 562 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,480 When you go past the fucking. 563 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,640 Stats. 564 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:41,400 And what you would call it. 565 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,020 At the end of the game. 566 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,100 When you see all your stats. 567 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,460 You go then. 568 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,140 And it says you can start a new game. 569 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:46,920 With new weapons. 570 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,060 You get a fucking chainsaw man. 571 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,420 You can just play the entire game. 572 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,800 You can do a speed run. 573 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,120 With a chainsaw. 574 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,940 Thank you very much Conrad. 575 00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,760 You're not letting Maggie down are you. 576 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,040 Maggie needs the pace. 577 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,140 Orange lungs are not. 578 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,900 What we do need to do is. 579 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:05,460 Whatever about Maggie now. 580 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,380 Forget Maggie. 581 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:08,680 We need to find room number four. 582 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,060 We have the key for it. 583 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,120 And nothing's happened yet. 584 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,820 It's half an hour. 585 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:17,120 I'm trying to keep the spirits up. 586 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,740 Trying to keep the excitement going. 587 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:20,400 Building the tension. 588 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:22,260 We've had nothing yet. 589 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:25,420 They're really taking their time. 590 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,560 What the fuck is that look? 591 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,760 It's like a spaceship. 592 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,260 As if you couldn't just fucking push this door. 593 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,680 Through like that. 594 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,140 Again. 595 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,200 Another let down scenario. 596 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,020 Where you'd kick the fucking door through. 597 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,100 Kick it off its hinges. 598 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,380 Absolute darkness. 599 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:58,840 If you see any. 600 00:29:59,140 --> 00:29:59,620 Oh yeah. 601 00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:00,360 I've seen that one. 602 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:01,580 If you see anyone. 603 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,320 Tell dad. 604 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,380 What about this place. 605 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,740 Out here. 606 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:09,940 Look. 607 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,800 An old barn with a dead horse. 608 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:13,600 That's sad. 609 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:16,220 Can we squeeze through? 610 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,000 We can't. 611 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,880 It looks like it's still got its head. 612 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:22,900 That's nice. 613 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,660 At least it hasn't been. 614 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,860 And that's a dead man. 615 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,460 A couple of dead people in there. 616 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:30,680 That's getting a little bit more. 617 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:31,280 Okay. 618 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,200 It's beginning to get a little bit more. 619 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,760 It's beginning to get a little bit more. 620 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,040 Tractor inside a shed. 621 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,540 And the lungs are nearly red. 622 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,060 So I mean. 623 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,060 I want to run around there. 624 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:51,440 But I mean. 625 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:51,820 It's gonna. 626 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,260 I'd say maybe four is upstairs. 627 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,120 I'd say four is upstairs. 628 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,460 There are a few doors that needed. 629 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,320 Unlock a tiering. 630 00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:13,280 Joshy. 631 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,640 Don't make a noise. 632 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,040 Rooms one to four. 633 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:28,840 Here we go. 634 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,360 And it's a blood spattered duvet sheet. 635 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,620 You've got. 636 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,740 An old painting on the bed as well. 637 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,120 Nothing. 638 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:49,700 We shut this door. 639 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,160 You can't shut the door. 640 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:55,600 That's. 641 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:55,960 That's. 642 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,140 A bad move. 643 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,500 And it. 644 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,760 Looks like a fucking train ticket or something. 645 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,200 Black metal and kitties. 646 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,620 For Sarah and me. 647 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:11,860 It's Lydia. 648 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:12,400 Remember. 649 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,140 Or this. 650 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,520 Okay. 651 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:24,660 I thank God. 652 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:24,880 Oh. 653 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,240 I'm so glad you like the letter. 654 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,660 And that book sounds amazing. 655 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,380 For Christmas. 656 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,020 My parents got me a mug. 657 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,680 With my cat. 658 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,700 Mr. Twinkle's face on it. 659 00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,500 They thought it was hilarious. 660 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,220 Me and Mr. Twinkle's. 661 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,320 Were not amused. 662 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,420 And I know that you were. 663 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:40,820 Like probably joking. 664 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,540 But I picked this flower for you. 665 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,920 I hope it doesn't get too crushed. 666 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:46,640 When I put it under your door. 667 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,280 The front desk said. 668 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,620 It's a cardinal flower. 669 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,260 Anyway. 670 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,740 I hope you like it. 671 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,220 Signed. 672 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,080 Your maupin. 673 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,220 Lol joke. 674 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,000 P.S. 675 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,120 It wasn't bad. 676 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,160 I think the horse knew it was terrified. 677 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,200 Because it threw me off. 678 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,300 That's when I went and picked you on that flower. 679 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,140 P.P.S. 680 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:06,800 I may pick a few more flowers tomorrow. 681 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,400 If you want to join. 682 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,680 After lunch. 683 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:11,920 There you go lads. 684 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:13,980 Fucking Mr. 685 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,220 Mr. Twinkle's is after you. 686 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:28,120 Mr. Twinkle's is gonna fucking get you tonight man. 687 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,640 Batten down the hatches. 688 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,300 Twinkle's in town. 689 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:36,640 Old fucking Twinkle Toes himself. 690 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:38,340 She's wearing glasses look. 691 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:39,480 And. 692 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,380 You can see from the shadow there. 693 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,660 She's got a pair of glasses on. 694 00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,740 Maybe a helmet. 695 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:48,900 Or a beanie. 696 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,280 Are you okay Lydia? 697 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,020 My mom's freaking out saying you fell from the sky. 698 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,020 Be safe. 699 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:57,580 Sarah. 700 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,060 Jerusalem. 701 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:10,480 Jerusalem. 702 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,080 Remember hide and seek. 703 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,300 Something's gonna have to kick off soon. 704 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,020 Because it's. 705 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,480 It's pretty chill. 706 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,400 At the moment. 707 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,640 It's very chill. 708 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,440 And we're in some sort of infirmary room. 709 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,960 Maybe a basement hospital or something. 710 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,280 I'm playing this on the PC there night owl. 711 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,800 Playing this on the PC. 712 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,940 Nausea stop. 713 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:57,380 Little hours after you. 714 00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:57,380 Little hours after you. 715 00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:27,360 Shit. 716 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,360 Shit. 717 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:41,880 Something better start happening soon. 718 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,860 And there's our face. 719 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,360 It's a woman's face. 720 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,020 And she's got a woman's head as well. 721 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:52,740 And a woman's eyes. 722 00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,620 And there's a mattress. 723 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,000 Not great. 724 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:02,780 Not the worst either. 725 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:14,380 Any extra stuff there. 726 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,380 Any extra stuff there. 727 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,840 It's a fucking spook, Houser. 728 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,180 The creepy clown. 729 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,140 Gee, shit, he's back in town. 730 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,060 Seems abandoned. 731 00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,120 Seems abandoned. 732 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,140 I found some food. 733 00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:58,040 Seems abandoned. 734 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,880 Come and listen to my podcast. 735 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:06,500 I found a place we can go and record our podcast. 736 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,440 Don't scream. 737 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:16,440 Don't scream. 738 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:18,180 Not even in the safe room. 739 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,080 Imagine people were still doing podcasts. 740 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,940 Even in a post-apocalyptic situation. 741 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:34,180 They were still recording and releasing podcasts without the internet. 742 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,240 How would that even work? 743 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,440 Batteries. 744 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:38,560 No. 745 00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:40,200 Should we sleep here? 746 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:41,900 Sure. 747 00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:44,340 Candles. 748 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:45,680 Food. 749 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:53,620 Just go back to radio. 750 00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:53,900 Yeah. 751 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,260 Safe rooms are places you can take a moment of relax before going back outside. 752 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:08,960 Don't think that sentence was grammatically correct. 753 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,360 They could have fucking proofread that. 754 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,940 It said something to the effect of safe room is a place where you can go. 755 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,440 You can go to have a relax. 756 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,640 Don't think that makes sense. 757 00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:24,880 I think we need to get in touch with the game manufacturers tomorrow. 758 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,120 At dawn. 759 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:28,720 And let them know about their folly. 760 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,620 My dad is the best. 761 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,300 Better than the rest. 762 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,060 He keeps me safe all day. 763 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,860 He keeps the monsters away. 764 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,060 He tells me not to make a pepe. 765 00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:45,040 And protects me when I sleep. 766 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:45,940 Alright. 767 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:46,660 It's meant to be peep. 768 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,580 So I can dream of mom. 769 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,100 Because when I sleep she's not gone. 770 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,940 Very sad there. 771 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,020 Obviously mommy is gone during sleeping hours. 772 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:03,820 A picture there. 773 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,840 The son and the dad. 774 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,340 Funny stuff. 775 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,760 Funny drawings by a kid. 776 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:16,940 More kid drawings there. 777 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,080 More stuff. 778 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,420 That's Joshy there. 779 00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:21,100 Just get past all this. 780 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:21,880 Skip it. 781 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:22,780 Skip it. 782 00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:26,300 Mom is gone there. 783 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,300 Obviously because the angel wings. 784 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,320 Is this going to be a real fucking. 785 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,020 Like television. 786 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,100 Melodrama scenario game. 787 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:38,420 Is it? 788 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:41,340 Feelings and sort of stuff. 789 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,700 Because I'm not really into that. 790 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,100 I was hoping for a bit of fucking Silent Hilliums. 791 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,640 Feelings and babies and stuff. 792 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:51,020 Is that. 793 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:51,380 I mean. 794 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,080 I don't want. 795 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,460 Never. 796 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,900 Relationships. 797 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,600 I will not allow anyone. 798 00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,820 To steal my work. 799 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,960 On the G virus. 800 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:03,080 Have a relax. 801 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,000 And have a Kit Kat. 802 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:04,820 Thank you very much. 803 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,780 The hell is this? 804 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,220 Is that a piece of meat? 805 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:12,840 Alright. 806 00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:13,720 You like it? 807 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,800 I thought it was a piece of fucking red meat. 808 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,060 Oh. 809 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,080 Mom sorry. 810 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,280 No gift receipt. 811 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:33,340 No thanks. 812 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,420 You okay? 813 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,840 John. 814 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,960 I saved you some San Pellegrino John. 815 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,900 The first person view mode. 816 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,380 Is becoming jarring. 817 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,640 I'm pregnant John. 818 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,720 We're having a baby. 819 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,360 Ah come on. 820 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,420 I don't know about that. 821 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,020 See that little dance he just did then. 822 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,060 I don't know about this lads. 823 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:12,880 I think I might have to fucking turn this off. 824 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,060 I'll give it another 10 minutes. 825 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,760 Oh. 826 00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,940 I love you so much. 827 00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:27,060 Unless she. 828 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,740 If she dies. 829 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,780 Then it could be promising. 830 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,180 Asthma stress. 831 00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:36,560 Now. 832 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:38,140 You need an inhaler. 833 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,980 Inhaler Tron 5000. 834 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:41,560 Physical or mental stress. 835 00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,240 Aggravates Alex's. 836 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:44,180 Asthma. 837 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,900 Look at the spelling mistakes. 838 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:46,320 Here look. 839 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:46,880 Alex. 840 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,380 And then an apostrophe. 841 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,300 And no S. 842 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,000 After that. 843 00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:52,440 That's fucking unforgivable. 844 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,900 One thing after another with these guys. 845 00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:00,560 Her condition is represented by the stress icon on the top left of the screen. 846 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:01,280 When Alex. 847 00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:03,220 Stress becomes critical. 848 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:03,860 Unless. 849 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,580 Unless I'm mistaken here. 850 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,520 Does it work like that. 851 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,460 If you've got an X. 852 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,040 Does it work like that if you've got an X. 853 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,960 Or should there be an S after that lads. 854 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,940 I think there should be an S after that. 855 00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:20,100 You don't need an S after an X says Snake. 856 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:20,980 Serious. 857 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,920 It's valid says Peril. 858 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:24,060 Unbelievable. 859 00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:24,240 Unbelievable. 860 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,660 It needs an S says Glyn. 861 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,400 Should be an S. 862 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,820 Let's move on with this anyway. 863 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,720 We'll give it the due diligence and credence that it deserves. 864 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,180 Her condition is represented by the stress icon. 865 00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:48,020 When Alex's stress becomes. 866 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,040 Look at this though. 867 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,160 They fucked it up on this. 868 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,400 And the second sentence. 869 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,780 It says when Alex's stress becomes critical. 870 00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:01,060 They haven't even bothered with an apostrophe or an S on that one. 871 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,940 They fucking were asleep when they wrote this. 872 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,000 Try to keep the asthma stress low level by using inhalers and pills. 873 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:16,800 When the stress level is too high. 874 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,420 It can lead to an asthmatic attack. 875 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,840 Avoid it by pressing F. 876 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,000 If only life was that simple. 877 00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:26,100 Just have an F button around with you. 878 00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:26,680 When you're having. 879 00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:28,560 Panic attacks. 880 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:28,920 Stress. 881 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:29,840 Slash. 882 00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:30,580 Asthma attacks. 883 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,780 When a green. 884 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,680 With a green result. 885 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,900 The asthma stress is reduced. 886 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:34,660 A yellow result. 887 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,640 You'll avoid the crisis. 888 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,500 But you're still one step away from it. 889 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,240 With a. 890 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,320 With a red one. 891 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,820 Alex will have the attack. 892 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,040 God. 893 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,320 What the fuck is this? 894 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,620 When the stress level is too high. 895 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,700 It'll lead to an asthma attack. 896 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,160 Avoid it by pressing F. 897 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:50,820 Right. 898 00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:51,700 So I'll do that. 899 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,100 With a green result. 900 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,660 The asthma stress is reduced. 901 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:55,340 Alright. 902 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:55,800 Yeah. 903 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,920 So you just press F. 904 00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:58,720 It's fine. 905 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:02,080 Don't need to give me a big wall of text. 906 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,300 That isn't. 907 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:04,140 Grammatically. 908 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:06,620 Valid. 909 00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:20,580 If we see Jay Shetty doing that little fucking dance again. 910 00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,120 Or if he does anything. 911 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,520 As sickening as that. 912 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:24,540 As sickening as that. 913 00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,680 This game's going off. 914 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:26,940 Thank you very much there. 915 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,520 Big Red. 916 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:31,300 This game is one big asthma attack. 917 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,020 Says Big Red. 918 00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:32,740 But we will. 919 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:33,820 And your mom. 920 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:35,300 She'll be a grandmother. 921 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:36,660 Laura. 922 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,060 He hates me. 923 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,040 Ever since. 924 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,320 You saved me. 925 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,240 That day. 926 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,600 Alex. 927 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,800 Finally. 928 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,440 Something good. 929 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,520 Wrap it up lad. 930 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,800 Wrap it up. 931 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,140 We're low on everything. 932 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,600 There's a camp. 933 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,460 They'll have supplies. 934 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,440 First. 935 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,260 We bring food back to the hospital. 936 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,000 And. 937 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,140 We'll go to the camp. 938 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,160 Jared Lethal. 939 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,200 Slash. 940 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:26,380 Jay Shetty. 941 00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,500 Jared Shetty. 942 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:34,840 Claws 943 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,700 Claws and paws 944 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,700 Claws and paws 945 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,240 Press X to love one another 946 00:45:52,240 --> 00:46:09,400 Shetty's gonna go isn't he 947 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,700 He's gonna get fucking 948 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,620 Sliced and diced 949 00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:17,060 That's gonna be the real hard tug 950 00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:18,160 String pull moment 951 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,700 He's not gonna be there for 952 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,600 The future 953 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,240 They're building it up from the beginning here 954 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,280 He's gonna get fucking 955 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,760 Absolutely 956 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,860 Slashed 957 00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:32,580 And I don't even know by what though 958 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,220 Don't even know 959 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:34,900 We haven't seen anything yet to 960 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:37,080 Suggest that we're under siege 961 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,660 We've only been told to be quiet 962 00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:40,040 Just stay quiet 963 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:50,360 Nobody move please 964 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:59,620 And now the daytime is here 965 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,160 Which is great to see 966 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:12,920 Not great 967 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,740 Not great news 968 00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:44,720 I'm sorry. 969 00:47:44,720 --> 00:48:10,840 You have to go over to the yellow strips to do this little bit. It's not like you could just hop over here very, very easily. You have to go to the yellow bits. And wait for F to appear. It's as on rails as it gets, in fairness. This could be, it could be, you know, a breakaway. Here we go. 970 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:20,700 You're stuck in a fucking tree, look. 971 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:27,440 Hey! Over here! Hey! 972 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:41,440 *laughter* 973 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,440 Jay Shetty go bye-bye, man. 974 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:51,440 Jared Leto got fuckin' shanked by a spider hound. 975 00:48:51,440 --> 00:49:05,440 *Loud voice* 976 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:10,440 He got clover fielded. Fuckin' shanghaied man. 977 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:15,440 Bit of self-sabotage there lads. 978 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,440 *Loud voice* 979 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:24,440 He got creeled by Shetty Shetty Boo Boo and Bye Bye Man. 980 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,440 Podcast over with. 981 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:33,440 *Loud voice* 982 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,440 Just stay quiet. 983 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,440 *Loud voice* 984 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,440 I've never seen clover field so I must watch that. 985 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,440 *Loud voice* 986 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,440 *Loud voice* 987 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,440 *Loud voice* 988 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,440 *Loud voice* 989 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,440 *Loud voice* 990 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,440 *Loud voice* 991 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440 *Loud voice* 992 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440 *Loud voice* 993 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,440 *Loud voice* 994 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,440 *Loud voice* 995 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,440 Thank you very much there MWA. D'Illuminati. 996 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440 *Loud voice* 997 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,440 We will all get you through this. 998 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,440 The creepy clown. 999 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,440 *Loud voice* 1000 00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,440 No, Laura can't find out. 1001 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,440 Why? 1002 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,440 You really wanna tell her I'm pregnant with her grandchild. 1003 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,440 Laura's always at her best when she has a goal. 1004 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,440 *Loud voice* 1005 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,440 Laura's always at her best. 1006 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,440 *Loud voice* 1007 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,440 Marksman. 1008 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,440 *Loud voice* 1009 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,440 *Loud voice* 1010 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,440 *Loud voice* 1011 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,440 Sweaty fists. 1012 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,020 fists. 1013 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:20,480 She will never forgive me. 1014 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:21,600 Never? 1015 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,680 Well, she's gonna find out whether or not we tell her. 1016 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,060 Not if we leave. 1017 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:28,820 Leave? 1018 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,440 There's a campsite turned into a national guard outpost. 1019 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:33,780 They've got supplies. 1020 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,640 Well, we are not going anywhere. 1021 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:39,160 This pregnancy will be complicated. 1022 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,980 I can take care of you here. 1023 00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:44,500 I'd have to bring down the hospital out of supplies. 1024 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,120 Have you actually spoken to anyone at this camp? 1025 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,340 No, but... 1026 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,500 So we don't even know if the national guard is still there. 1027 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,260 I'll find proof. 1028 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,700 No, you need to rest. 1029 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,340 Dad, please. 1030 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,520 Look, I'll find proof. 1031 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,940 Tomorrow I'll look for a radio and see if I can reach someone. 1032 00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:07,560 And if the national guard is at the camp? 1033 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,140 One step at a time, all right? 1034 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,800 You shouldn't have a dead flashlight. 1035 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:13,740 I'll get your battery. 1036 00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:15,140 No, I'll get it. 1037 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:17,520 Are there any nausea pills? 1038 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:18,360 Medics? 1039 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,300 I'm not sure. 1040 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,840 Someone broke into the medicine cabinet. 1041 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,900 Now Mark won't let anyone near it. 1042 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,260 Okay. 1043 00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:28,460 I'll collect what I can, so we're ready to leave once you contact the camp. 1044 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:28,880 Just... 1045 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,720 Be careful. 1046 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:30,760 Be careful. 1047 00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:42,060 Dad might need convincing, but I want to leave ASAP. 1048 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:46,360 I'll go to the storage room and grab some pills. 1049 00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:49,940 I don't even know what the pills are that was in that text there. 1050 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,520 It went by too fast. 1051 00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:55,340 I was trying to emote like the world's greatest emoter. 1052 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,040 Alex, I don't know what to say, but I'm here. 1053 00:51:58,300 --> 00:51:58,660 Dad. 1054 00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,760 Dad gone. 1055 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,840 Happy one month anniversary. 1056 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:09,140 I know it's super cheesy to celebrate being together for a month, but in this world, I'd say one month is quite the accomplishment. 1057 00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:11,220 I love you, Martin. 1058 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,540 I owe you one waterfall retreat where you'll be able to sing as much as you want. 1059 00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,000 Thank you very much for the tip there. 1060 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,220 DJ Chakas Peanuts, who says, 1061 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:27,400 David Shetty and the spider hounds from Mars are after you. 1062 00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,040 Thank you very much there. 1063 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:32,660 Oxycodone. 1064 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:36,260 Oh, look. 1065 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,360 We've got another extra picture there as well on the back. 1066 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,500 I never seen that. 1067 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,580 Happy one month, oh yeah. 1068 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,900 So was that... 1069 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,740 Was Martin the lad that died there? 1070 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:47,800 Because it doesn't look like him. 1071 00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:56,060 Looks like they were childhood heroes together. 1072 00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,960 Childhood best friends. 1073 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,060 Then they... 1074 00:53:02,060 --> 00:53:04,340 Fell in love. 1075 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,440 Then song ideas. 1076 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:07,860 Lots of schmaltzy stuff. 1077 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,040 We'll just fucking go through it. 1078 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,660 We don't need to take every little detail down here. 1079 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,060 Unless you're really into that sort of emotional invention. 1080 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,060 Investment vibe. 1081 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,820 Which I amn't. 1082 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,600 But we might... 1083 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,640 We might do a little bit of emotional investment. 1084 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,820 In due course. 1085 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,200 Blessed this soft floor. 1086 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:31,960 Thank you very much, Jasper, for the tip there. 1087 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,600 Can we get a shout out for Zoltan? 1088 00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,720 Selling 10 spots into the future, man. 1089 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,160 Thank you very much there for the tip there. 1090 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:38,180 And Zoltan. 1091 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,800 The machine from Tom Hanks Big. 1092 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800 What game is this? 1093 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,800 It is the... 1094 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,760 A quiet place. 1095 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,640 And so far... 1096 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:57,880 A lot of whispering. 1097 00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:02,700 No one is leaving until I find out who did this. 1098 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,260 I'm searching every room. 1099 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,120 Including yours. 1100 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,820 You've gone out the deep end. 1101 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,020 Without Laura pulling out your leash. 1102 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:11,700 Watch it. 1103 00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,680 Check what you want. 1104 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:15,540 I didn't take anything. 1105 00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:15,660 Thank you. 1106 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:31,760 So you can't run around. 1107 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,740 Because that's going to fucking fuck up your lungs. 1108 00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,640 And what about the torch? 1109 00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:40,660 Did he say something about a torch there before? 1110 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,880 Stepping on a noisy surface will alert the creatures. 1111 00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:44,260 This cannot happen. 1112 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,420 We're talking broken glass. 1113 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,240 Annie Lennox style. 1114 00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:49,640 And debris on the ground. 1115 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:50,580 Mark. 1116 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,460 The lady down there just standing on her own in the hallway. 1117 00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:05,580 I wonder what she's about. 1118 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,520 What's her game? 1119 00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:10,680 And why would you just stand there idly like that in the dark? 1120 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,380 I'd find a nice safe room and lock the doors. 1121 00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:17,500 And try and sleep the pain away. 1122 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,060 Amy. 1123 00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:18,500 Amy. 1124 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,500 Baby. 1125 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:20,380 Thank you very much. 1126 00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:23,860 Amy. 1127 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:24,660 Thank you very much. 1128 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:25,860 Amy. 1129 00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:29,560 Thank you very much. 1130 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,200 You shite place. 1131 00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:30,620 Amy. 1132 00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:31,140 Baby. 1133 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,180 I know you're hungry. 1134 00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:33,560 But you can't make noise. 1135 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,820 Have the rest of mine. 1136 00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:35,180 Okay? 1137 00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:37,900 Mommy and daddy will get you more soon. 1138 00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:38,920 I promise. 1139 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:44,160 Have you played Alien Isolation? 1140 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:44,920 I haven't. 1141 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:46,740 I've heard it's terrifying stuff. 1142 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:47,440 Storage room. 1143 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,200 Thank you very much. 1144 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,700 I just, again, I made that mistake last night where I, something happened in the game and 1145 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:53,460 I thanked it. 1146 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,520 But I think I say, I was meant to say I shite place. 1147 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,980 Thank you very much for the tip there. 1148 00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:21,480 I mean, you're saying it's a better bet than this. 1149 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,420 But at the same time, on rails. 1150 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,480 Pure rails, you know? 1151 00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:30,440 Doesn't seem like it's that much of a taxation on my mind pipe. 1152 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:36,460 And I can just fucking arse around. 1153 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,040 And stuff will probably happen. 1154 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:48,220 And then it'll probably leave more of a, you know, a margin to take the pace and enjoy. 1155 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:49,760 You know? 1156 00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:52,340 And as I said, Nintendo Game Boy. 1157 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,820 Shafi waits in the wings. 1158 00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:59,200 Like an absolute fucking techno demon. 1159 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,960 Ready to analyze. 1160 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,320 Beige hardware systems. 1161 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,060 Johnny Jessup, thank you very much. 1162 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,480 What's your favorite shape? 1163 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,480 This area's off limits. 1164 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:15,400 You creep. 1165 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:15,840 Sorry. 1166 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,040 I just heard someone got into the pills and I was worried. 1167 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,060 You creep. 1168 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,460 Okay. 1169 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:25,640 Good to see you're finally up. 1170 00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,640 Laura will be glad to hear it. 1171 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,940 This guy needs to go. 1172 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,080 I've decided. 1173 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:33,880 You know what they say? 1174 00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:36,400 Like people's job interviews. 1175 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,340 They decide within six seconds of meeting you. 1176 00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,760 This guy needs to go fast. 1177 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,200 Okay. 1178 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:45,840 Very bad vibe off of him. 1179 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,280 Completely bad vibe. 1180 00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:49,540 Jimmy the Creeper. 1181 00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:50,840 I'm going to call this guy. 1182 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,780 Even though his name's Mark. 1183 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,360 Creep. 1184 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:56,060 Yes. 1185 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,400 And she just said it just there. 1186 00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:01,080 So I've made very good predictions with my mind so far. 1187 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,000 William DeFriend. 1188 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,740 Thank you very much. 1189 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:03,360 William DeFriend. 1190 00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,420 Instead of Willem Dafoe. 1191 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:05,900 Very good. 1192 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,720 Thanks for the tip. 1193 00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:14,600 I feel as though I was correct on Jay Shetty getting squashed. 1194 00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:21,980 And I'm definitely correct that that guy is a bad operator. 1195 00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,040 He's a bad actor. 1196 00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:24,980 He's got malicious intent. 1197 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:32,340 And the little way he walked away then absolutely sickened my hole. 1198 00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:34,480 So he needs to go away. 1199 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,940 Unfortunately I know how this is going to go. 1200 00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,820 He's not going to go until the later stages of the game. 1201 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,400 Maybe about two thirds of the way through. 1202 00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:48,080 Q or E for tools and consumables. 1203 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,120 So we've got a torch. 1204 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:53,360 Great stuff finally. 1205 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,440 And you charge it by how you hold it. 1206 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,040 Okay. 1207 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,020 What? 1208 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,380 Jay to read that. 1209 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:09,980 Had a chat with dad. 1210 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,860 Obviously dad knew. 1211 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,380 But I was fucking basically. 1212 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,120 Obviously dad knew. 1213 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,060 He's the first person. 1214 00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:16,900 Told him about National Guard outpost campsite. 1215 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:17,540 Wants to help me. 1216 00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:18,340 Okay. 1217 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:18,680 What about. 1218 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,020 What about the torch? 1219 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:22,740 What about this guy? 1220 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:23,260 Mark. 1221 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,560 Caught me taking stuff from storage. 1222 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,340 Then left with a strange smile. 1223 00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:32,100 Look at his face, look. 1224 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,540 He's even creepier in the fucking drawing. 1225 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:36,700 When did she do the doodle? 1226 00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:39,120 I don't remember that, seeing her do that. 1227 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,360 That psycho gives me the creeps. 1228 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:44,900 He's out of control, especially now that Laura's stopped running things. 1229 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:46,320 One more reason to leave. 1230 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,740 Speaking of, should I finish the phonometer? 1231 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,060 It could save her skins out there. 1232 00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:52,100 What the fuck's a phonometer? 1233 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,100 Thank you. 1234 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,880 Franks Venatra, thank you very much. 1235 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,400 Thank you very much for your tip. 1236 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,660 Very, very kind of you. 1237 01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:22,540 You can equip it by opening the tools inventory. 1238 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,900 Alternatively, you can directly turn it on and off with the middle scroll wheel. 1239 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,520 Recharge with R. 1240 01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:31,380 Alright, so that's us, that's us there. 1241 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,120 You can recall callouts by pressing the alt. 1242 01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:36,600 What the hell's a callout? 1243 01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:40,660 You can also choose to show or hide them completely in the settings. 1244 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,620 Father Todd Unctious. 1245 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,160 What does it? 1246 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,200 So alt. 1247 01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:48,640 I pressed alt, so that's a callout, is it? 1248 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,220 That text on the screen is a callout. 1249 01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:52,220 That text on the screen is a callout. 1250 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,760 Someone broke into the medicine cabinet and stole from us. 1251 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,400 If you know anything about this, you must tell me immediately. 1252 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,100 Failure to do so means failing to put your community first. 1253 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,060 This Mark guy is the overseer, it seems like. 1254 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,060 He's the big cheese. 1255 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,860 He's the alpha male, so to speak. 1256 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,880 He had a big frame. 1257 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,520 He's probably dominating the whole situation. 1258 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,700 And there's still time for Jesus. 1259 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,560 In these dark times. 1260 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,200 Probably more time for Jesus than there's ever been before. 1261 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:41,640 What about this? 1262 01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:46,100 What if we just give this guy a bit of this while he's praying? 1263 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:48,020 Do you like that, man, do you? 1264 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,140 Silent Jesus is after you. 1265 01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:02,380 Can we talk to this guy? 1266 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,160 There's no let up. 1267 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,160 So I'm wasting my fucking batteries by doing that. 1268 01:02:15,620 --> 01:02:17,460 How do you put the torch in the pocket then? 1269 01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:31,280 The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire, the zombie, Wednesday, Wednesday Addams. 1270 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,280 From the Addams family. 1271 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,460 Or the devil. 1272 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,440 Thank you very much, Klan, there for the tip. 1273 01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:48,380 And attached haiku. 1274 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,780 A quiet place haiku. 1275 01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:52,000 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1276 01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:55,000 Will you keep the fucking noise down for fuck's sake? 1277 01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:55,540 Shh. 1278 01:02:56,060 --> 01:02:57,540 A beautiful haiku there. 1279 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,500 Really sets the scene. 1280 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,820 What we're dealing with. 1281 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,140 And a trail of muck. 1282 01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:11,900 I don't remember seeing that a minute ago. 1283 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:16,920 Maybe there was muck on the floor already, but I just had not noticed it. 1284 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,540 Perception low. 1285 01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:23,740 A clone named Gibso. 1286 01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:24,700 Thank you very much. 1287 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,440 Creepy clown. 1288 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,640 The clone named Gibso. 1289 01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,200 The devil. 1290 01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:29,900 The werewolf. 1291 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,440 The creepy yeti. 1292 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,980 The abominable snowman. 1293 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,000 The boogaloo boys. 1294 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:46,420 I know there have been concerns about my decision to decommission our radios, phones, and any other device that would allow us to communicate with the outside world. 1295 01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,280 But please allow me to explain. 1296 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,020 Though it has only been a month since the invasion. 1297 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:57,660 It has become abundantly clear that encouraging people to come together in large groups is almost certainly a death wish. 1298 01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,480 COVID-19. 1299 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,120 Look at what happened there when the invasion began. 1300 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,580 Hundreds of people filling the fucking halls screaming and begging for help. 1301 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:07,520 All it did was lead to those creatures straight to us. 1302 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,760 My mistake there. 1303 01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,120 All it did was lead to... 1304 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,340 My mistake again. 1305 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,420 And all it did was lead those creatures straight to us. 1306 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:19,460 How many of our friends and families were wiped out by those things? 1307 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,360 Or taken by the fire that engulfed the West Wing? 1308 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:24,720 All because there were too many of us, man. 1309 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,040 You put me in charge of our community for a reason, yeah? 1310 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,240 Trust my judgement. 1311 01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,920 I won't let you down, Laura. 1312 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,960 Anything to be said for another mask? 1313 01:04:34,020 --> 01:04:34,700 Thanks for the tip. 1314 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,980 Tell you, this torch is running low on batteries now. 1315 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,560 I don't even know how to put it back into my satchel sack. 1316 01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:49,280 Look at that weird creeper. 1317 01:04:49,280 --> 01:05:15,560 More asthma stuff. 1318 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:17,140 We can store that. 1319 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:17,660 That's good. 1320 01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,040 Another battery for the torch. 1321 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,460 That's nice as well. 1322 01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:23,440 The flashlight. 1323 01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:42,100 That Higgins isn't simple. 1324 01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:42,780 Fucking hell. 1325 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,760 Scared the shit out of me. 1326 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,640 Thanks very much there. 1327 01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:45,320 Any buzzing? 1328 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:51,420 That Paul Schindler alert seems to be the loudest of the alerts. 1329 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,420 And it's just poorly optimized. 1330 01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:58,260 Or at least I didn't take the time to optimize the volume on it. 1331 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:02,140 And when it comes through, it sometimes scares me there. 1332 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,740 Sometimes I get a little bit scared by it. 1333 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,000 A little bit confused, yeah? 1334 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,240 All these cunts are in these rooms here. 1335 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,240 And you can't go through. 1336 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,700 Seems I'm locked. 1337 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,560 I'm destined to be trapped in a certain wing of the hospital. 1338 01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:26,060 Any buzzing? 1339 01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:27,180 Thank you very much for the tip. 1340 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:40,200 Thank you very much. 1341 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,400 Walking on a broken shite. 1342 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,100 Try to make lots of noise to win the game, you see. 1343 01:06:49,100 --> 01:07:08,780 Astro Brat. 1344 01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:09,580 Thank you very much. 1345 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,820 Maybe I have to go upstairs or something. 1346 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:11,880 Okay. 1347 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:32,540 It's a midnight creeper of a game, isn't it? 1348 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,800 It's a real creeper. 1349 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:41,460 Endoscopy unit down there. 1350 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:46,740 Just a little word of advice for anyone who might ever have to have an endoscopy in the future. 1351 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,520 What the fuck? 1352 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,980 To play safe. 1353 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,740 Play quietly. 1354 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,440 The fuck are they doing, look? 1355 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:54,820 Is it a deliverance? 1356 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:55,460 Oh no, he's... 1357 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,080 I thought he was bent over the lad on the bottom. 1358 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:05,860 Yeah. 1359 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,680 Definitely get knocked... 1360 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:11,140 Choose to get knocked out if you ever have to have an endoscopy. 1361 01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:12,140 Don't... 1362 01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:14,800 Don't think you're the hard man and you'll be grand. 1363 01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:15,920 Just... 1364 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,940 Just having local anesthetic. 1365 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,540 It's actually not a nice procedure. 1366 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,760 If you can... 1367 01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,080 If you can get someone to... 1368 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:30,220 If you can arrange someone to bring you home from the hospital, better do that. 1369 01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:32,180 And it's actually... 1370 01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:34,180 It's very embarrassing as well. 1371 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,280 Because there's a lot of belching and regurgitating. 1372 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,980 And you're just... 1373 01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:41,280 Everyone's there looking at you and you're just going... 1374 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,280 And they're like... 1375 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:44,900 And they're like... 1376 01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:45,540 It's okay. 1377 01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:46,900 Everything's going to be fine. 1378 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,140 Everything's going to be fine. 1379 01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:54,260 Much prefer in the future to be completely fucking wiped out for that situation. 1380 01:08:57,060 --> 01:08:57,580 Important. 1381 01:08:57,780 --> 01:08:58,860 If you see debris... 1382 01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:00,640 Thanks very much for the tip there, nemesis. 1383 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,920 Hopefully you're not my nemesis. 1384 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,940 Love the continuation of Silent Hill 2 trial. 1385 01:09:05,220 --> 01:09:06,480 Yeah, it wasn't great now. 1386 01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:08,800 But it was something at least. 1387 01:09:08,860 --> 01:09:09,980 But he's still out there, the cunt. 1388 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:11,980 Thank you very much for the tip. 1389 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:15,300 If you see debris on the ground, it must be cleaned up immediately. 1390 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,260 Stepping on a noisy surface will alert the creatures to your location. 1391 01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:20,260 This cannot happen. 1392 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:21,740 We know this. 1393 01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:22,500 We've read this. 1394 01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:38,500 There's a couple of doors down here where we originated. 1395 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,860 Possibly I didn't... 1396 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,420 Check everything out here. 1397 01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:54,740 Don't remember this. 1398 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,000 Look. 1399 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:56,740 Another map. 1400 01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:01,900 Safety protection. 1401 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:02,880 I can rest food. 1402 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,400 Meds. 1403 01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:04,320 Other kids. 1404 01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,060 Question mark. 1405 01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:06,320 Friends for Joshy. 1406 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:08,760 Ha ha. 1407 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,100 Look at their faces. 1408 01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:16,420 Loads of inhalers. 1409 01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:17,180 Beautiful stuff. 1410 01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:20,520 Alex, I found these and decided to save for a rainy day. 1411 01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:21,760 Maybe it's time to give them to you. 1412 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,400 In the beginning it was meant to be a kind of Christmas or birthday present. 1413 01:10:24,460 --> 01:10:25,300 But I would... 1414 01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:28,480 It would have meant admitting that this has become our new normal. 1415 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,600 Real post-Covid scripture here. 1416 01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:34,600 It's become our new normal. 1417 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,360 And perhaps I am not ready to accept there is no better world. 1418 01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:40,580 You have found a spark... 1419 01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:43,680 To survive what happened. 1420 01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:45,100 To overcome. 1421 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,100 Crossed out. 1422 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:49,460 And you know that you will always have an ally in me. 1423 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,260 Just be careful. 1424 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:51,500 I love you baby. 1425 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:52,300 Dad. 1426 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,820 Dad's a great guy. 1427 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:08,440 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 1428 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,500 Thank you very much Connie. 1429 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,240 Con-Con. 1430 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,660 Never forget how Julia would twist her hair between her thumb. 1431 01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:19,620 Not arsed lads. 1432 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,800 Not arsed about your little fucking poems and stuff. 1433 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,500 Just give me all the bullets. 1434 01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:26,480 And give me all the batteries. 1435 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:26,800 Yeah. 1436 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,880 And a few inhalers and I'm good to go. 1437 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,740 I don't need to be reading about stuff that happened between you. 1438 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:35,180 And fucking stuff about your hearts and that. 1439 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,320 Is this my bedroom? 1440 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,220 Miss Lara Croft. 1441 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:57,460 Miss Lara Croft. 1442 01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,360 Bing bong boy. 1443 01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:00,180 Thank you very much. 1444 01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:12,440 That was nice and easy. 1445 01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:12,980 What's that? 1446 01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:14,100 A Zoom H6. 1447 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,260 The insides of a Zoom H6. 1448 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:17,500 Look. 1449 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,840 An extra fucking microphone on the side as well. 1450 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:31,640 What's the story with that? 1451 01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:32,820 Like it's not going to change. 1452 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:33,120 Like. 1453 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:34,820 The result isn't going to change. 1454 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,000 And how has it still. 1455 01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:38,180 Got battery inside it. 1456 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,620 That test kit. 1457 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,740 To show you the result. 1458 01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:44,580 Unless it's a glow in the dark display. 1459 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,160 How long? 1460 01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:49,620 Laura? 1461 01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:52,080 What are you? 1462 01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:54,960 How long have you known? 1463 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,140 It's none of your business. 1464 01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:00,080 As if that's the correct way to act about somebody's news. 1465 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,320 Somebody else's news. 1466 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:04,480 I will not let you hurt another member of my family. 1467 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,780 She needs to get gone. 1468 01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,120 She needs going as well. 1469 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,260 Put her in the notebook. 1470 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,620 Alongside Mark. 1471 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:14,420 As people who need to go fast. 1472 01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,720 The creepy clown. 1473 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,720 I won't be your prisoner. 1474 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,280 COVID-19. 1475 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,260 Kylie Minogue. 1476 01:13:28,340 --> 01:13:29,400 Thank you very much. 1477 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:30,800 For the tip. 1478 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,620 I don't know what to say. 1479 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:32,640 I don't know what to say. 1480 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,120 But I'm here. 1481 01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:33,500 Dad. 1482 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:41,960 Fuck that shit. 1483 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:43,460 Reading all. 1484 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,480 They want me to read that. 1485 01:13:44,540 --> 01:13:44,720 Do they? 1486 01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,340 New diary entry. 1487 01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:46,640 Is it? 1488 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:47,240 Thanks very much. 1489 01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:48,040 Danny DeVito. 1490 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,040 Obviously dad knew. 1491 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,300 I had a chat with dad. 1492 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,220 Obviously he knew. 1493 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,160 He's the first person I've ever fucking told. 1494 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:55,160 Since Martin died. 1495 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,120 Since that day. 1496 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:57,940 I also told him about the National Guard. 1497 01:14:00,660 --> 01:14:01,100 Trapped. 1498 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,640 Laura never forgave me for what I did to her family. 1499 01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:08,460 And now she knows I'm expecting her grandchild. 1500 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,200 Okay. 1501 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:11,040 So her son was. 1502 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,180 The husband of this one. 1503 01:14:14,220 --> 01:14:15,780 Or maybe they weren't married. 1504 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,280 Maybe the child. 1505 01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:19,760 Is not a marriage child. 1506 01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:22,140 But locking inside my room. 1507 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:22,620 Question mark. 1508 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,660 I'm sorry Martin. 1509 01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:25,120 I know she's your mother. 1510 01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:27,120 But I won't spend my life in prison. 1511 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,160 Because she can't trust me. 1512 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:29,760 I would kill the mother. 1513 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,060 I'd take it upon myself. 1514 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:32,420 During the. 1515 01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:34,040 The heat of the night. 1516 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,080 Right now. 1517 01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:36,580 To find her. 1518 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:37,860 And take her out. 1519 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,920 And while I'm at it. 1520 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,160 The other book. 1521 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:41,940 The Creepazoid. 1522 01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,640 He needs to get got as well. 1523 01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:44,680 Mark is his name. 1524 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,800 And his card has been marked. 1525 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,740 Well and truly. 1526 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,680 The night at the ranch. 1527 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,820 Martin wrote this. 1528 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,660 Another touching piece of stuff there. 1529 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,240 Kirk Cobain. 1530 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:55,900 Thank you very much. 1531 01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:57,600 I couldn't sleep last night. 1532 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:58,460 I put together this list. 1533 01:14:58,480 --> 01:14:59,580 Of potential baby names. 1534 01:14:59,660 --> 01:15:00,480 They're totally just. 1535 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,360 Ideas. 1536 01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:02,540 So feel free to circle. 1537 01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:03,540 Any you like. 1538 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,240 And cross out. 1539 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,000 Any you hate. 1540 01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:06,180 Why don't they just have. 1541 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,140 The conversation together. 1542 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,220 What do you think. 1543 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,180 Her child would be like. 1544 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:10,000 I like to imagine. 1545 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,820 They'll have your eyes. 1546 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:11,600 On my chin. 1547 01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:12,980 Your smile. 1548 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:13,840 On my hair. 1549 01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:14,780 Your creativity. 1550 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:15,740 And my sense. 1551 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:16,500 Of humour. 1552 01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,300 Though as long as they don't. 1553 01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:19,440 Inherit my dad's. 1554 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,280 Evil laugh. 1555 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,020 I'll be happy. 1556 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:21,940 Who am I kidding. 1557 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:22,880 I'll be happy. 1558 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:23,640 No matter what. 1559 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,400 They could be exactly like you. 1560 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:25,980 Or they could be. 1561 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,000 An absolute tit. 1562 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:27,740 And I. 1563 01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:28,760 It wouldn't matter. 1564 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:30,540 This kid is gonna rock. 1565 01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:33,460 I'm just gonna make my own fucking words up. 1566 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:34,420 Because the text is rubbish. 1567 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,940 Thank you very much there. 1568 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,480 Soiled snake. 1569 01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:39,260 And ishbini agus hemorrhoid. 1570 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:40,020 Thank you very much. 1571 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:41,980 Oh wait. 1572 01:15:41,980 --> 01:15:42,000 Oh wait. 1573 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:42,500 Surname. 1574 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,300 What do we want to do for their surname. 1575 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:47,340 I'm down to combine our last names. 1576 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:48,000 So. 1577 01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:49,400 Taylor dash Edwards. 1578 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,860 Or Edwards dash Taylor. 1579 01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:53,200 Or do you want to do something really wild. 1580 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:54,860 And squish it down. 1581 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:55,980 Into taywards. 1582 01:15:56,980 --> 01:15:58,460 Is that even allowed nowadays. 1583 01:15:58,800 --> 01:15:59,060 Is that. 1584 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,560 Are people doing that. 1585 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,120 Marcus Cardus. 1586 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:03,960 Thank you very much. 1587 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:04,760 Okay. 1588 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:05,180 So. 1589 01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:06,460 Names I like. 1590 01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:07,740 Including girls names. 1591 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:08,420 Boys names. 1592 01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:10,200 Gender neutral names. 1593 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,080 Because hey. 1594 01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:12,920 A good name's a good name. 1595 01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,300 And at some point. 1596 01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:16,200 They might want to change their name anyway. 1597 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,360 Which is cool too. 1598 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:18,420 Evelyn. 1599 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:20,420 My granny's name was Evelyn. 1600 01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,460 I never got to meet her. 1601 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:24,420 She died when my mom. 1602 01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,460 Was pregnant with me. 1603 01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:29,000 But I've heard a lot about her. 1604 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,600 Thank you very much. 1605 01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:30,940 E. 1606 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:31,260 E. 1607 01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:31,540 J. 1608 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,120 Du V. 1609 01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:35,960 Julia. 1610 01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,340 For obvious reasons. 1611 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:38,420 Your mom. 1612 01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:40,440 Was one of the warmest people. 1613 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,300 I ever got heat off of. 1614 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:44,240 We'll be in great shape. 1615 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,560 If our kid is half. 1616 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:47,520 Devon. 1617 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,640 Name of a kid. 1618 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,780 Who shared his juice box. 1619 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:52,520 With me once. 1620 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:53,520 Legend. 1621 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:54,960 Alan. 1622 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,080 An homage. 1623 01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:57,840 To my favourite writer. 1624 01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,720 That isn't as dorky as Edgar. 1625 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:00,980 God forbid. 1626 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:02,960 Poe. 1627 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:05,680 Madison. 1628 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,360 Selfishly. 1629 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:06,780 Every. 1630 01:17:07,060 --> 01:17:07,580 Selfishly. 1631 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:08,740 Every time. 1632 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:09,680 Our kid gets angry. 1633 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:10,500 I want the chance. 1634 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,240 To say the quality dad joke. 1635 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,120 Man. 1636 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,480 To really. 1637 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,600 Put the mad in Madison. 1638 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:20,900 Maeve. 1639 01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:22,660 I always like the name. 1640 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:23,680 Maeve. 1641 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,520 I feel like it. 1642 01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:26,680 Destines someone. 1643 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,240 To have a faux hawk. 1644 01:17:28,340 --> 01:17:29,800 And spray paint stains. 1645 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:30,580 On their fingertips. 1646 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:31,420 Not. 1647 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,320 I don't want. 1648 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:32,320 I don't want. 1649 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,360 You know. 1650 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,740 My potential child. 1651 01:17:34,740 --> 01:17:35,140 To be. 1652 01:17:35,140 --> 01:17:35,940 A punk. 1653 01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,200 I don't know. 1654 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:38,200 What kind of parents. 1655 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,080 These guys are. 1656 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:39,800 Or were. 1657 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:42,460 Anyway. 1658 01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:44,320 That's what I got for now. 1659 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:45,080 Let me know. 1660 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,360 Which ones you like. 1661 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,400 Which ones you hate. 1662 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,440 And feel free to add all your suggestions below. 1663 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:51,180 By the time our kid actually gets here. 1664 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,060 We'll probably have. 1665 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:53,980 Considered every name under the sun. 1666 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:54,580 Which. 1667 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,900 I am more than okay with Martin. 1668 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,540 That was Martin who wrote that. 1669 01:17:58,680 --> 01:17:59,360 Not the woman. 1670 01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,040 Unbelievable stuff. 1671 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:02,080 Unscrew. 1672 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,460 Loving the unscrew mechanics. 1673 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,340 This is the second time. 1674 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:06,220 And now. 1675 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,200 I thought the. 1676 01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:07,640 Oh. 1677 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,660 Thought the game had crashed. 1678 01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:10,220 I thought Xavier. 1679 01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,020 I knew Laura was upset. 1680 01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:13,640 But I never thought she'd lock you up. 1681 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,020 Grab your things. 1682 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,220 I'm getting you out of here. 1683 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:16,800 Okay. 1684 01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:19,140 This way. 1685 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,660 Kenneth is after you. 1686 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:26,540 Thank you very much. 1687 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:27,600 Dara Dermody there. 1688 01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,120 If you're up for it. 1689 01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:28,640 How about now. 1690 01:18:28,740 --> 01:18:29,020 Wrap. 1691 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:29,580 All the best. 1692 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,300 Fucking would like to do a wrap. 1693 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:32,480 Yeah. 1694 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:33,240 I just need to. 1695 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:34,640 Have I got the right materials? 1696 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:35,720 That's the thing. 1697 01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:37,620 Have I got the right materials? 1698 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:38,880 That's the thing. 1699 01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,600 I don't think I have the right materials with me here. 1700 01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:07,420 Next time. 1701 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:07,680 Okay. 1702 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:08,680 Next time. 1703 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:08,940 Dara. 1704 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:09,540 I promise. 1705 01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,220 That's going to be ready to rock. 1706 01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:15,080 So that's that. 1707 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,160 Can I not just have a little. 1708 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,500 Go and unscrew in this. 1709 01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:18,840 I have to go with the fella. 1710 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:20,080 The dad. 1711 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,700 Is this my dad? 1712 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,620 Are you my dad? 1713 01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:28,920 Through here? 1714 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:28,960 Through here. 1715 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:28,960 Through here. 1716 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,960 Should let you under the end of this floor. 1717 01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,120 What about you? 1718 01:19:32,260 --> 01:19:33,500 Don't worry about me. 1719 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:34,840 I'll meet you at the camp. 1720 01:19:35,260 --> 01:19:36,520 Thanks very much, Arse. 1721 01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:37,520 For the tip there. 1722 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:38,500 And me. 1723 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:39,060 Alex, please. 1724 01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:39,680 Your time. 1725 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:39,960 When. 1726 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:40,580 When. 1727 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,780 Thank you very much. 1728 01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:44,840 And EJ Duvet. 1729 01:19:44,940 --> 01:19:45,600 Thank you very much. 1730 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,100 Yeah. 1731 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:46,780 Twist it. 1732 01:19:50,780 --> 01:19:51,460 Is she? 1733 01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:53,360 I don't know. 1734 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,640 I told you. 1735 01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:57,980 I don't know. 1736 01:19:58,520 --> 01:19:59,000 Yeah. 1737 01:19:59,080 --> 01:19:59,560 He's a cunt. 1738 01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,960 Those two cunts need fucking boxing off fast. 1739 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,160 Jure. 1740 01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:13,820 Thank you very much. 1741 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,560 Those cunts need to go very quickly. 1742 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:18,700 Things have gone red. 1743 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,100 Things are getting out of control here. 1744 01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,800 And they're getting out of control very fast. 1745 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:22,100 Okay. 1746 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,040 Get out. 1747 01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:31,760 What ending did you get in Silent Hill? 1748 01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:32,380 Raging. 1749 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:33,500 I missed the live stream. 1750 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:34,860 Said Christian there. 1751 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:35,580 Thanks for the tip. 1752 01:20:35,780 --> 01:20:37,220 I don't know what ending I got. 1753 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,600 But apparently there's more endings. 1754 01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:41,040 And we can watch them on a video at some stage. 1755 01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,020 Maybe later tomorrow. 1756 01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:43,640 I'm not sure. 1757 01:20:43,820 --> 01:20:44,580 The next stream. 1758 01:20:44,660 --> 01:20:45,240 Whenever that is. 1759 01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:48,840 Let's just concentrate on fucking getting these guys. 1760 01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:49,860 These two EJs. 1761 01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:51,860 In a headlock while they sleep. 1762 01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:53,420 And just go to them. 1763 01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:54,440 It's okay. 1764 01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:55,180 It's just a nightmare. 1765 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,420 Go back to sleep. 1766 01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:56,740 It's okay. 1767 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:57,900 It's just a nightmare. 1768 01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:58,660 Shh. 1769 01:20:58,660 --> 01:20:58,840 Shh. 1770 01:20:58,840 --> 01:20:59,080 Shh. 1771 01:20:59,080 --> 01:20:59,160 Shh. 1772 01:20:59,160 --> 01:20:59,220 Shh. 1773 01:20:59,220 --> 01:20:59,320 Shh. 1774 01:20:59,320 --> 01:20:59,420 Shh. 1775 01:20:59,420 --> 01:20:59,520 Shh. 1776 01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,520 Shh. 1777 01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,520 Shh. 1778 01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,620 Shh. 1779 01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:02,620 And someone is here. 1780 01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:07,520 Sir Daniel Mulch Peterson. 1781 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:08,440 Thank you very much. 1782 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:10,800 Can I just get out of here? 1783 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:11,880 It's not the right way. 1784 01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:16,580 And I have no way of accessing the backpack or the torch. 1785 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,280 Doesn't make sense. 1786 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:26,800 Does not make sense. 1787 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,240 Unless there's another way down here. 1788 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:28,900 Yeah. 1789 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,900 So I'm not sure it came through. 1790 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:34,000 It registered there guys. 1791 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:42,900 But the optimum situation that I think would be perfect for this game now is if to find those 1792 01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:45,400 two lads as they sleep in the hospital. 1793 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,740 I'm talking Mark. 1794 01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:47,860 I'm talking the woman. 1795 01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:53,440 And just get them in a sleeper hold while they sleep. 1796 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:54,940 And just go. 1797 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:56,180 It's okay lads. 1798 01:21:57,140 --> 01:21:58,120 It's just a nightmare. 1799 01:21:58,840 --> 01:21:59,820 It's just a nightmare. 1800 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:00,520 Shh. 1801 01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:00,980 Shh. 1802 01:22:00,980 --> 01:22:01,040 Shh. 1803 01:22:01,420 --> 01:22:02,900 And then take all their stuff. 1804 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:07,340 And continue with the rest of the game in a nice, happy, friendly manner. 1805 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,860 It's going to be a sleep on sleep action attack. 1806 01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,860 Because I've got instincts that they're going to attack me. 1807 01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:27,460 That's why I'm doing that. 1808 01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:30,400 Might sound underhanded, a bit nasty, and a bit psychopathic. 1809 01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:35,840 But at the same time, I sense psychopathy dripping off the two of those lads. 1810 01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:38,540 So it just needs to... 1811 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:43,540 What? 1812 01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:58,780 Didn't even let me fight them. 1813 01:22:58,780 --> 01:22:58,860 What? 1814 01:22:58,860 --> 01:22:58,860 Didn't even let me fight them. 1815 01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:13,520 Just stay quiet. 1816 01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:18,480 We're going back to the hospital. 1817 01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:19,500 Just stay quiet. 1818 01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:36,420 What? 1819 01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:44,660 No! 1820 01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:44,940 No! 1821 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:45,900 No! 1822 01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:46,780 No! 1823 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,260 What the fuck is this? 1824 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,340 I miss my dad's laugh. 1825 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:56,680 It used to embarrass me. 1826 01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,560 I'd give anything to hear it again. 1827 01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:06,580 Always, always, always enjoy your dad's laugh. 1828 01:24:10,340 --> 01:24:12,180 How am I making fucking noise there? 1829 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,820 Is there a way of being really slow? 1830 01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:18,880 How am I making noise there? 1831 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,060 All I did was move. 1832 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:29,060 Jessica, thank you very much for the tip there. 1833 01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,820 Is there a crouch? 1834 01:24:36,980 --> 01:24:38,020 Do I do the crouch? 1835 01:24:40,580 --> 01:24:41,520 Creepy clown. 1836 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:42,700 The nun. 1837 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,400 The werewolf. 1838 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:44,760 The snowman. 1839 01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:45,820 Wednesday. 1840 01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:46,020 Wednesday. 1841 01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:46,260 Wednesday. 1842 01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:46,460 Wednesday. 1843 01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:46,980 Wednesday. 1844 01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:47,420 Wednesday. 1845 01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:47,820 Addams. 1846 01:24:47,820 --> 01:24:48,760 From the Addams family. 1847 01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,300 The devil. 1848 01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:58,180 Maybe I have some inhaler. 1849 01:24:58,180 --> 01:24:59,540 Do I do some inhaler work? 1850 01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:03,500 The lungs are red, lads. 1851 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:05,160 I mean, do I do some inhaler work? 1852 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:06,320 Take an inhaler. 1853 01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:08,840 Number two. 1854 01:25:10,460 --> 01:25:10,980 Use. 1855 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:35,920 I think I was opening the door really loudly, you know. 1856 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:35,940 I think I was opening the door really loudly, you know. 1857 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:46,420 I hope that door doesn't slam. 1858 01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:57,720 Oh, what the fuck? 1859 01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:58,840 I didn't even do anything. 1860 01:25:59,540 --> 01:26:00,640 I didn't even do anything. 1861 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:06,940 How are you meant to do this? 1862 01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:08,280 No! 1863 01:26:09,820 --> 01:26:11,040 Didn't even do anything. 1864 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:17,280 Listen. 1865 01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:18,340 Explore. 1866 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:19,000 Escape. 1867 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,860 If they hear you, they hunt you. 1868 01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:21,940 It's as simple as that. 1869 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:26,740 Maybe this is not the right way to be going inside that door there. 1870 01:26:26,980 --> 01:26:28,640 I'd say get a hold of some... 1871 01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:30,960 Yeah, get a bit of fucking this into me. 1872 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:33,920 Another inhaler. 1873 01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:38,380 Inhalers and pills. 1874 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,700 Let me just remember what these pills are about in here. 1875 01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:42,960 Inhaler and pills are used to lower stress. 1876 01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:43,500 Yeah, yeah. 1877 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,200 Pills are consumed when you collect them. 1878 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,440 As soon as you get them, okay? 1879 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,860 And they manage to lower a small portion of stress. 1880 01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:51,840 Inhaler can be kept as a consumable when used. 1881 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,280 Completely removes stress. 1882 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:57,000 Temporarily. 1883 01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,080 Temporal immunity. 1884 01:26:59,080 --> 01:26:59,800 Temporal immunity. 1885 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:08,460 I am bam... 1886 01:27:08,460 --> 01:27:10,180 Bamboozled here. 1887 01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:11,740 Ted Mould reports. 1888 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:12,520 Thank you very much. 1889 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:14,800 I'm bamboozled here, lads, because... 1890 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:15,900 I'm... 1891 01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:18,940 It seems as though I made a fucking noise before I even go through the door. 1892 01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:24,840 And how do I know if I'm standing on a pencil or a bit of glass or something? 1893 01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:32,600 A what? 1894 01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:35,260 It's a fucking joke! 1895 01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:43,260 What a joke. 1896 01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:47,260 Be careful when increasing your speed. Moving fast will produce more noise. 1897 01:27:47,260 --> 01:27:52,260 I'm going the slowest I could ever go in the world of slow. 1898 01:27:52,260 --> 01:27:57,260 I'm going the slowest I can. There's no slow button. 1899 01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:02,260 Maybe not in there. Maybe it's back into the vent. 1900 01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:05,260 What?! 1901 01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,260 No! 1902 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:16,260 No! 1903 01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:22,260 86 Mad Hatter is saying, "Is your mic hooked up to this? Is that a feature?" 1904 01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:25,260 Oh fuck. Does that mean... 1905 01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:31,260 Does that mean every time I talk in reality that they're hearing me? 1906 01:28:31,260 --> 01:28:44,260 I'm just going to do this quietly now. I'm going to go through it quietly. I'm not going to say anything. Just see if that's true. 1907 01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:45,260 That's true. 1908 01:28:45,260 --> 01:29:14,260 *Gasp* 1909 01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:16,260 What?! 1910 01:29:24,260 --> 01:29:25,260 *Gasp* 1911 01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:26,260 No! 1912 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,260 Slow movements. 1913 01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:45,260 Eye on the door. 1914 01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:50,260 Eye on the door. 1915 01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:52,260 Keep an eye on the door. 1916 01:29:52,260 --> 01:29:57,260 I can see it open up. It opens up. That's that. 1917 01:29:57,260 --> 01:30:03,260 Eye on the floor. Okay, I get you. Sorry. 1918 01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:04,260 Sorry. 1919 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260 Sorry. 1920 01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:13,260 Sorry, you wrote floor. I thought... In my mistake, I thought you said door. 1921 01:30:13,260 --> 01:30:14,260 Touch that door. 1922 01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:29,260 Here we are, we've got it, we know what we're doing now. 1923 01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:53,260 It's that prick Mark, is it? No, it's a new guy. He's gonna get done. That, that lad. Game over for that lad. 1924 01:30:55,260 --> 01:31:08,260 Now you got a little taste of what I was fucking eating on there. The phenometer, that's the H6 Zoom H6 upgrade, shows the noise Alex is making in relation to the environmental sounds around her. 1925 01:31:08,260 --> 01:31:15,260 Be quieter than the environment, but remember tape wires and wits make up an experiment, not a professional tool. 1926 01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:22,260 So this shows the noise that I'm making in relation to the environmental sounds around me. 1927 01:31:22,260 --> 01:31:35,260 So we don't want to stand on that little pile of crumble there. We don't want to stand on that. 1928 01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:48,260 Are they tied up? No, they're not. They're just scared. I thought they were tied up. 1929 01:31:48,260 --> 01:32:05,260 What was that phonometer thing about there? How do I get that back out? Number one. 1930 01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:24,260 Number one. And then what's torch? What is torch? What is torch? Torch is a middle scroll wheel. Put you back away. 1931 01:32:24,260 --> 01:32:44,260 Every noise is dangerous. Try to reduce your sound as much as possible by avoiding noisy surfaces or walking slowly on them and hittable objects. 1932 01:32:44,260 --> 01:32:51,260 Such as metal barrier, metal barrels and cans. Try to keep everything you do under the environmental sound level. 1933 01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:53,260 Okay, it's very important. 1934 01:32:53,260 --> 01:33:23,240 I don't know. 1935 01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:34,820 Oh, fuck. 1936 01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:37,440 Get away. We'll get through here. 1937 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:58,440 Inhaler. 1938 01:33:58,440 --> 01:34:03,440 Okay. 1939 01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:26,740 Can't knock over these paint cans. 1940 01:34:26,740 --> 01:34:28,740 Not needed. 1941 01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:45,240 Fuck. 1942 01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:57,240 Okay. 1943 01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:24,240 Lovely screw mechanic. This is it. It's always like you've reached a lovely safe place when you're unscrewing a vent. Too close. Can't even get into it now. 1944 01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:36,240 Too close. How close do you need me to be? It's a vent like. I mean, okay. Into the vent. Into the vent. 1945 01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:48,240 What the fuck? 1946 01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:53,240 Thought that was me going back into the game and then yet again being attacked. 1947 01:35:53,240 --> 01:36:00,240 So there was a noise element to the... to the grate. 1948 01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:12,240 There was a noise element. 1949 01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:30,240 Up and over. Up and under. Gary on. We try this. 1950 01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:46,240 Look at these little extra bits that I'm missing. 1951 01:36:46,240 --> 01:37:00,240 Full low. 1952 01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:02,240 Full low. 1953 01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:28,240 Danny Glover's after you. 1954 01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:30,240 Danny Glover's after you. 1955 01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:44,240 Okay. Open it slowly, you're saying. 1956 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:48,240 What about unscrewing? Can we unscrew fast? 1957 01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:50,240 We'll go slowly on that as well. 1958 01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:56,240 Did you play Red Dead 2? I haven't. Haven't even played the first one. 1959 01:37:56,240 --> 01:38:00,240 They're all there ready and waiting for me. 1960 01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:02,240 It was like Breaking Bad. 1961 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,240 Only watched that over the summer there. 1962 01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:06,240 All series. 1963 01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:10,240 So I've got some classics in the back catalogue. 1964 01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,240 In the back pocket. 1965 01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,240 Ready to go. 1966 01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:19,240 Look at this. How slowly I'm doing this. 1967 01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:30,240 Lovely. Very nicely done by me. 1968 01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:32,240 And that's it. 1969 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:50,240 Pure enjoyment was had watching Breaking Bad. 1970 01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:52,240 I have to say was very, very good. 1971 01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,240 The final series. 1972 01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:56,240 Really brought it up. 1973 01:38:56,240 --> 01:38:58,240 In terms of anxiety levels. 1974 01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:00,240 They really brought the anxiety to town. 1975 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,240 And I liked that character. 1976 01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:08,240 Who was like a cold blooded. 1977 01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:10,240 The guy with the red hair. 1978 01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:12,240 And he's kind of got an interesting face. 1979 01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:14,240 I don't know. I've seen him in other stuff as well. 1980 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:16,240 An interesting actor. 1981 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:20,240 But he was as cold as ice. 1982 01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:28,240 What took me so long to watch that now. 1983 01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:30,240 Was that it was. 1984 01:39:30,240 --> 01:39:34,240 I thought I had completed television. 1985 01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:38,240 And no other television could interest me. 1986 01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,240 Or entertain me anymore. 1987 01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:42,240 So I didn't watch it for that reason. 1988 01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:44,240 I can imagine what you're feeling. 1989 01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:46,240 If you need anything. 1990 01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:46,240 I'm here. 1991 01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:48,240 And I know it's not my place to say. 1992 01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:48,240 But be careful. 1993 01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:50,240 With trusting Mark. 1994 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:51,240 All I ask. 1995 01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:52,240 Kenneth. 1996 01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:53,240 Absolute. 1997 01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:55,240 Barmy old stuff there. 1998 01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:56,240 By Kenneth. 1999 01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,240 Don't even know what you mean, Kenneth. 2000 01:39:58,240 --> 01:40:00,240 Don't even know you are, Kenneth. 2001 01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:02,240 Don't even know who you are. 2002 01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:04,240 You're of no relevance to me. 2003 01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:06,240 In my quest at the moment. 2004 01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:10,240 I can't see a fuck picture of me. 2005 01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:12,240 But with a fucking skulled out face. 2006 01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:16,240 If I found a picture of myself. 2007 01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,240 Someone else had drawn like that. 2008 01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:19,240 I'd be very, very fucking scared at the moment. 2009 01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:27,240 Another. 2010 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:51,240 I...I...the amount of time I spent opening that drawer. 2011 01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:53,240 There is nothing in it. 2012 01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:55,240 Sickened. 2013 01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,240 Tickened. 2014 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,240 Aw, what? 2015 01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:23,240 Wash- 2016 01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:24,240 *Gunshot* 2017 01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:25,240 *Gunshot* 2018 01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:26,240 *Gunshot* 2019 01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:29,240 *Sigh* 2020 01:41:30,240 --> 01:42:00,220 Thank you. 2021 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:20,720 Quiet cunts too. Sneak hatch. Maybe I do go through there. It was just I had to wait for the fucking bad noise to happen first. 2022 01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:38,300 I feel like an idiot here going around just crouching. Can I not fucking walk? 2023 01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:51,240 Now the torch is gone. Great news. More great news. Awareness. If you make too much sound you'll trigger the creature that'll search for you. 2024 01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:54,840 You can understand when this happens by hearing its sound cue. 2025 01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:59,960 Mime voice. Thank you very much. 2026 01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:01,280 Variant of concern. 2027 01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:06,280 Variant of concern. 2028 01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:08,280 And... 2029 01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:33,280 *Bad music* 2030 01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:39,280 "For a more immersive experience, the game includes a noise detection mode which will track every sound of your microphone." 2031 01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:40,280 Nah, I'm not having that. 2032 01:43:40,280 --> 01:43:44,280 When the microphone detects a noise and reproduces it in the game. 2033 01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:46,280 Cool, interesting thing though. 2034 01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:48,280 A microphone icon will show it. 2035 01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:51,280 In some sections the microphone detection will be deactivated. 2036 01:43:51,280 --> 01:43:54,280 It will be shown with a barred microphone icon. 2037 01:43:54,280 --> 01:43:58,280 You can enable the noise detection mode and calibrate your mic in the game. 2038 01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:26,280 *Bad music* 2039 01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:28,280 "Poddy Bob, thank you very much." 2040 01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:29,280 "Have you played Alien?" 2041 01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:34,280 I have not now and somebody was asking me there earlier on, but I... I might do. 2042 01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:37,280 Let's just see what we're doing, what we're dealing with here. 2043 01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:40,280 We're back down on the fuckin' church wing. 2044 01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:52,280 "I'm gonna get killed now, that's nice." 2045 01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:53,280 "Or maybe not." 2046 01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:54,280 "We're actually alright." 2047 01:44:54,280 --> 01:45:02,280 "You said that this game is trying to copy Alien." 2048 01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:03,280 "Oh, there you go." 2049 01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:04,280 "Can it see me? 2050 01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:05,280 It can't see me, look." 2051 01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:06,280 "What an idiot." 2052 01:45:06,280 --> 01:45:07,280 "I can't... fucking got me man." 2053 01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:08,280 "No!" 2054 01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:09,280 "No!" 2055 01:45:09,280 --> 01:45:10,280 "Oh, there you go. 2056 01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:11,280 "I can't see me, look." 2057 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:12,280 "I can't see me, look." 2058 01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:13,280 "What an idiot." 2059 01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:14,280 "I can't see me, look." 2060 01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:15,280 "What an idiot." 2061 01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:16,280 "I can't see me, look." 2062 01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:17,280 "I can't see you." 2063 01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:18,280 "I can't see you." 2064 01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:19,280 "I can't see you." 2065 01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:25,040 I can't fucking got me man. 2066 01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:28,240 No! 2067 01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:31,360 Oh there you go. That's what happens. 2068 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:34,600 So you need to have your inhaler because it can what? 2069 01:45:34,740 --> 01:45:39,560 Can they hear your heartbeat? Can they hear you panting? 2070 01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:46,860 Can they hear you breathing? 2071 01:45:46,860 --> 01:45:53,680 I got fucking Jay Shetty'd on the Jay Shetty podcast. Pure Watford. 2072 01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:03,440 Shaolin Monk from Watford. Hi-Fi lowlife, thank you very much. 2073 01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:24,580 Thank you very much, Paul Miskin. 2074 01:46:25,260 --> 01:46:37,000 Big shout out to my local quiz team. The Five Big Dinners. Local pub quiz team. Just won the big quiz for the third time in six weeks. 2075 01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:48,260 That is a great, great ratio. And well done to you guys. The Five Big Dinners. Brainiacs. Mentlers. 2076 01:46:50,620 --> 01:46:55,600 Just gonna not step on any detritus here as we make our way into the detritus room. 2077 01:46:57,140 --> 01:47:01,000 And that's where I became unstuck on these little pieces of dirt. 2078 01:47:01,660 --> 01:47:03,260 And another one, I just made a noise there. 2079 01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:05,680 That's great. That's alerted someone. 2080 01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:13,020 Oh god, he's there. Look. 2081 01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:16,080 Will he be able to hear me? That's the thing. 2082 01:47:17,060 --> 01:47:17,960 Interesting creature. 2083 01:47:34,080 --> 01:47:37,020 This desk looks like it's got lots of nice stuff on it. 2084 01:47:37,300 --> 01:47:38,760 Gonna take an inhaler pop. 2085 01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:45,140 Poppin' fresh. That's nice. 2086 01:47:46,860 --> 01:47:47,920 I'm gonna stand up. 2087 01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:50,180 Take the inhaler. 2088 01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,620 We don't have enough supplies to be just handing out the medicine to anyone. 2089 01:47:54,820 --> 01:47:56,400 We gotta be smart about this, okay guys? 2090 01:47:56,480 --> 01:47:57,800 Who's been volunteering to go on hunts? 2091 01:47:57,860 --> 01:47:59,500 Who's been picking up extra cleaning shifts? 2092 01:47:59,820 --> 01:48:02,080 These are the people we need to prioritise. 2093 01:48:02,460 --> 01:48:04,460 This is how we survive and thrive. 2094 01:48:04,860 --> 01:48:06,380 Yours sincerely, Mark. 2095 01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:13,240 Looking forward to Mark's inevitable demise. 2096 01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:16,620 Nothing in there. 2097 01:48:22,980 --> 01:48:24,340 Yeah, made a bit of noise. 2098 01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,220 Not great for me. 2099 01:48:25,220 --> 01:48:35,660 Back to the chapel. 2100 01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:43,540 Boner. 2101 01:48:43,620 --> 01:48:44,380 Thank you very much. 2102 01:48:44,660 --> 01:48:45,480 What is this game? 2103 01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:48,000 Is it the new DuckTales? 2104 01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:54,200 It is DuckTales 3D Remastered. 2105 01:48:56,660 --> 01:49:00,680 For the Sony PlayStation 5 30th Anniversary Edition. 2106 01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:04,500 Pre-ordered it. 2107 01:49:05,940 --> 01:49:07,260 Pre-ordered it. 2108 01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:19,280 I got the deluxe edition. 2109 01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:20,300 I pre-ordered that. 2110 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:21,280 And you get a fucking... 2111 01:49:22,780 --> 01:49:24,460 Quack shot. 2112 01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:26,800 With the physical copy of the game as well. 2113 01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,060 So I've just been quack shotting around. 2114 01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:29,680 Oh fuck. 2115 01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:32,440 I've just been quack shotting around the gaff all day. 2116 01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:41,360 What does it matter if you put the fucking lights on in here? 2117 01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:45,280 Does it have any bearing or effect on the world around me? 2118 01:49:46,820 --> 01:49:47,940 The creepy clown. 2119 01:49:49,560 --> 01:49:50,640 The creepy clown. 2120 01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:50,680 The creepy clown. 2121 01:49:50,680 --> 01:50:12,860 I hope we don't come across that fucking creep again. 2122 01:50:15,580 --> 01:50:18,200 But he could well be involved. 2123 01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:34,160 The creepy clown. 2124 01:50:34,360 --> 01:50:34,760 The nun. 2125 01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:35,900 The snowman. 2126 01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:36,840 Wednesday. 2127 01:50:37,680 --> 01:50:39,640 Wednesday Adams from the Adams family. 2128 01:50:39,740 --> 01:50:40,180 The devil. 2129 01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:42,140 What's it gonna be? 2130 01:50:42,220 --> 01:50:43,040 Who's it gonna be? 2131 01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,000 Not great. 2132 01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:48,840 That's not me. 2133 01:50:48,920 --> 01:50:50,260 That's not me making that noise. 2134 01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:51,160 Don't know who that is. 2135 01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:54,460 The zombie. 2136 01:50:54,620 --> 01:50:55,180 The werewolf. 2137 01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:55,800 The vampire. 2138 01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,600 The vampire werewolf. 2139 01:50:58,600 --> 01:51:00,600 *BOOM* 2140 01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:28,600 *Mutants* 2141 01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:31,600 Spooky Ghost, the Mutant, the Blob. 2142 01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:40,600 What's the story with fucking Metal Gear as well? That was meant to be out now, no? 2143 01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:46,600 Is it gonna be a Silent Hill 2 Remake Edition situation where it's gonna be a year later? 2144 01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:52,600 The Creepy Clown Insurance, thank you very much for the Creepy Clown Insurance there, very nice of ya. 2145 01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:58,600 Lara Croft. 2146 01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:14,600 And that's a lovely key, we've managed to secure ourselves for the upcoming referendum on keys. 2147 01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,600 Found a collectible as well, bronze. 2148 01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:22,600 Blah. 2149 01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:44,600 "Key Issue", thank you very much. 2150 01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:46,600 "He seems to know his way..." 2151 01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:50,600 "He seems to know his way..." 2152 01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:54,600 What was that key that I got there? 2153 01:52:54,600 --> 01:53:04,600 "How do I check my fucking inventory key?" 2154 01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:11,600 fucking inventory key 2155 01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:33,520 thank you very much gabe 2156 01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:38,600 what do you make of the clown show over in stateside 2157 01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:42,720 just i don't know really i don't really know what to make of anything over there 2158 01:53:42,720 --> 01:53:44,100 it's just not as 2159 01:53:44,100 --> 01:53:47,640 exciting as it used to be 2160 01:53:47,640 --> 01:53:51,340 stakes just they didn't seem that high 2161 01:53:51,340 --> 01:53:56,300 as they did in 2016 2162 01:53:56,300 --> 01:54:01,300 the clown creepy clown the werewolf 2163 01:54:01,300 --> 01:54:03,300 fuck no is this the right way 2164 01:54:03,300 --> 01:54:10,300 how do i see my key and how do i see what 2165 01:54:10,300 --> 01:54:17,300 how do i see my key and how do i see what the like i want to examine the way you do in silent hill examine my key 2166 01:54:17,300 --> 01:54:24,300 i want to see the key and look at it and see if there's a number on it or a name on it 2167 01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:31,300 and i want to see if there's a number on it or a name on it 2168 01:54:31,300 --> 01:54:38,300 i want to see the key and look at it and see if there's a number on it or a name on it 2169 01:54:38,300 --> 01:54:40,300 can you not get out of that 2170 01:54:40,300 --> 01:54:47,300 back down the corridor there's another entrance 2171 01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:47,300 the snack box the bathed sausage the chips the cheese the garlic the creepy garlic cheese chips what's it gonna be 2172 01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:54,300 okay okay okay yeah fair enough 2173 01:54:54,300 --> 01:55:01,300 mike murphy yeah 2174 01:55:01,300 --> 01:55:08,300 mike murphy yeah 2175 01:55:08,300 --> 01:55:15,300 okay okay okay yeah fair enough 2176 01:55:15,300 --> 01:55:17,300 mike murphy yeah 2177 01:55:17,300 --> 01:55:47,280 The problem is that the 2178 01:55:47,280 --> 01:56:05,160 Oh fuck. It's called a quiet place there, Harry. It's called a quiet place there. 2179 01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:27,600 As if that was loud. That was really nicely slowly done. Ah fuck off. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. 2180 01:56:27,600 --> 01:56:50,980 The creepy clown. The greasy brown, the griddle, the deep fried, the shallow fried, the baked. 2181 01:56:50,980 --> 01:57:16,800 Look at that look there. Just a perfectly left pile of rubbish. And right there as well. 2182 01:57:17,460 --> 01:57:23,880 They're really teasing us with this little situation here. We need to be very careful we don't step on any detritus. 2183 01:57:24,660 --> 01:57:27,180 And then stand up. Getting the hang of it now. 2184 01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:33,400 Nice and slowly. Soft and slowly. Wins the monkey. 2185 01:57:40,460 --> 01:57:43,120 Full of inhalers. Just going to take an inhaler. 2186 01:57:44,680 --> 01:57:46,520 Can't because it's not needed. 2187 01:57:46,520 --> 01:58:16,500 Thank you. 2188 01:58:16,500 --> 01:58:46,480 Thank you. 2189 01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:48,480 Thank you. 2190 01:58:48,480 --> 01:58:50,480 Thank you. 2191 01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:52,480 Thank you. 2192 01:58:52,480 --> 01:58:54,480 Baz, thank you very much. 2193 01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:55,600 Baz Luhrmann. 2194 01:58:56,540 --> 01:58:58,720 As if I fucking made any noise there. 2195 01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:00,560 Thank you very much for the tip. 2196 01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:03,120 Ken, Ken, Kathleen and I are leaving. 2197 01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:04,140 You know why? 2198 01:59:04,340 --> 01:59:09,740 I'm genuinely sorry, but with that buffoon in charge, soon there will be no hospital to salvage. 2199 01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:13,220 All our love to you and Alex, Tuffer Watson. 2200 01:59:14,020 --> 01:59:15,460 What kind of a name is Tuffer? 2201 01:59:17,300 --> 01:59:18,900 It's the end of Christopher. 2202 01:59:20,300 --> 01:59:21,380 That's not a name. 2203 01:59:23,760 --> 01:59:24,340 Tuffer. 2204 01:59:24,340 --> 01:59:54,320 Thank you. 2205 01:59:54,320 --> 01:59:55,360 Asthma Simulator. 2206 01:59:55,360 --> 02:00:25,340 Asthma Simulator. 2207 02:00:25,340 --> 02:00:55,320 Asthma Simulator. 2208 02:00:55,320 --> 02:00:57,320 Asthma Simulator. 2209 02:00:57,320 --> 02:01:01,700 No! 2210 02:01:02,860 --> 02:01:04,480 Don't like that bit there where they 2211 02:01:04,480 --> 02:01:07,380 you think you're dead and then they hit you with that. 2212 02:01:10,280 --> 02:01:12,760 I must have stood on a fucking pencil or something 2213 02:01:12,760 --> 02:01:15,680 on one of those bottom rungs of the stairs. 2214 02:01:16,260 --> 02:01:18,000 Bottom steps of the staircase. 2215 02:01:19,580 --> 02:01:21,780 There must have been something crackable or something. 2216 02:01:26,580 --> 02:01:30,200 Like if you stand on that bit of paper even, they'll probably come after you then. 2217 02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:34,300 Obviously you stand on glass, that's gonna be a fucking big no-no. 2218 02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:45,880 Most of the game you're probably just having to look 2219 02:01:45,880 --> 02:01:47,620 on the fucking ground the whole time. 2220 02:01:48,680 --> 02:01:49,960 So there's a paint can. 2221 02:01:55,840 --> 02:01:58,980 What? 2222 02:01:59,460 --> 02:02:00,380 What was that? 2223 02:02:00,760 --> 02:02:02,200 There wasn't even anything there. 2224 02:02:04,980 --> 02:02:08,220 There wasn't even anything there. 2225 02:02:08,460 --> 02:02:09,180 No! 2226 02:02:10,260 --> 02:02:10,980 No! 2227 02:02:15,780 --> 02:02:17,680 A shy place, thank you very much. 2228 02:02:17,680 --> 02:02:32,960 Maybe just crouch. 2229 02:02:33,820 --> 02:02:34,880 Peter, crouch it. 2230 02:02:34,880 --> 02:02:35,500 All the... 2231 02:02:35,500 --> 02:02:38,880 All the way down. 2232 02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:41,200 What? 2233 02:02:41,400 --> 02:02:41,800 What? 2234 02:02:42,740 --> 02:02:43,740 What? 2235 02:02:51,980 --> 02:02:52,980 No! 2236 02:02:52,980 --> 02:03:20,980 *Dramatic music* 2237 02:03:20,980 --> 02:03:34,980 Just gonna crouch it. Maybe that's it. Just crouch it man. If in doubt crouch it out. Look at this though, I stood on what? Paper? 2238 02:03:34,980 --> 02:03:48,980 *Dramatic music* 2239 02:03:48,980 --> 02:03:50,980 *Dramatic music* 2240 02:03:50,980 --> 02:03:52,980 *Dramatic music* 2241 02:03:52,980 --> 02:03:54,980 *Dramatic music* 2242 02:03:54,980 --> 02:03:56,980 *Dramatic music* 2243 02:03:56,980 --> 02:03:58,980 *Dramatic music* 2244 02:03:58,980 --> 02:04:00,980 *Dramatic music* 2245 02:04:00,980 --> 02:04:30,960 So, let's go. 2246 02:04:30,960 --> 02:05:00,400 Face the creature. Sometimes there might be situations. You'll need to pass through the creature to go through on your next objective. Keep your distance. Oh, this will be a laugh. This will be 20 minutes. 2247 02:05:00,400 --> 02:05:11,860 I didn't even read the text then. It told me exactly what to do. 2248 02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:42,380 I'm sorry. 2249 02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:44,380 I'm sorry. 2250 02:06:00,100 --> 02:06:01,880 Get another inhaler into it. 2251 02:06:03,880 --> 02:06:05,860 Duck tails, thank you very much for the tip. 2252 02:06:07,660 --> 02:06:09,680 You don't need the inhaler, it seems. 2253 02:06:09,680 --> 02:06:22,660 What the fuck? 2254 02:06:28,700 --> 02:06:31,200 I wonder can they see me, can they see stuff? 2255 02:06:31,560 --> 02:06:33,620 Or is it just hearing, is that all they've got? 2256 02:06:36,580 --> 02:06:36,920 Oh. 2257 02:06:42,200 --> 02:06:43,300 They're blind, okay. 2258 02:06:46,100 --> 02:06:47,100 And this... 2259 02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:49,020 Now I take an inhaler. 2260 02:06:50,960 --> 02:06:52,300 I take an inhaler. 2261 02:06:53,600 --> 02:06:55,020 I went through a puddle there. 2262 02:06:57,340 --> 02:06:58,580 Torch is nearly dead. 2263 02:07:13,100 --> 02:07:15,220 Gonna need to take that inhaler now. 2264 02:07:15,220 --> 02:07:17,220 *Sigh* 2265 02:07:17,220 --> 02:07:19,220 *Sigh* 2266 02:07:19,220 --> 02:07:21,220 *Gunshot* 2267 02:07:21,220 --> 02:07:23,220 *Sigh* 2268 02:07:23,220 --> 02:07:25,220 *Sigh* 2269 02:07:25,220 --> 02:07:32,220 *sigh* 2270 02:07:34,620 --> 02:07:39,620 *spoor* 2271 02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:52,760 *spoor* 2272 02:07:52,760 --> 02:07:57,760 *spoor* 2273 02:07:57,760 --> 02:07:59,760 *spoor* 2274 02:07:59,760 --> 02:08:01,760 *spoor* 2275 02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:31,740 *sad music* 2276 02:08:31,740 --> 02:08:52,740 *sad music* 2277 02:08:52,740 --> 02:08:59,740 Can't go back. Dad told me to find the train. Hopefully you can fucking run around now outside here. 2278 02:08:59,740 --> 02:09:05,740 *sad music* 2279 02:09:05,740 --> 02:09:07,740 The creepy clown. 2280 02:09:07,740 --> 02:09:18,740 A grey squirrel's tail isn't just there to look cute. The tail is the grey squirrel's most important tool. It uses the tail to stay balanced, communicate with other squirrels. And most importantly, stay safe. 2281 02:09:18,740 --> 02:09:24,740 *sad music* 2282 02:09:24,740 --> 02:09:30,740 *sad music* 2283 02:09:30,740 --> 02:09:36,740 *sad music* 2284 02:09:36,740 --> 02:09:42,740 *sad music* 2285 02:09:42,740 --> 02:09:48,740 *sad music* 2286 02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:50,740 *sad music* 2287 02:09:50,740 --> 02:09:54,740 *sad music* 2288 02:09:54,740 --> 02:10:00,740 *sad music* 2289 02:10:00,740 --> 02:10:02,740 *sad music* 2290 02:10:02,740 --> 02:10:12,740 *sad music* 2291 02:10:12,740 --> 02:10:14,740 *sad music* 2292 02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:26,740 *sad music* 2293 02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:28,740 *sad music* 2294 02:10:28,740 --> 02:10:30,740 *sad music* 2295 02:10:30,740 --> 02:10:32,740 *sad music* 2296 02:10:32,740 --> 02:10:38,740 *sad music* 2297 02:10:38,740 --> 02:10:46,740 *sad music* 2298 02:10:46,740 --> 02:10:48,740 *sad music* 2299 02:10:48,740 --> 02:10:58,740 *sad music* 2300 02:10:58,740 --> 02:11:00,740 *sad music* 2301 02:11:00,740 --> 02:11:05,900 Galerie Genèse, an art gallery in San Mateo, California. It has the usual collection of 2302 02:11:05,900 --> 02:11:11,060 watercolors, oils, and so on, but it also has these rather interesting pieces by an artist 2303 02:11:11,060 --> 02:11:16,920 named Diane Fenster. What's special about these pieces is that they were done not using watercolors 2304 02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:22,040 or oils, but using the pixels of a computer. Pixels? Even the most traditional artists are 2305 02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:26,940 now recognizing the computer as a legitimate medium of art. Today, we'll take a look at 2306 02:11:26,940 --> 02:11:30,820 computers and art on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 2307 02:11:41,140 --> 02:11:46,580 I don't even know if I've seen this one. Might have already seen this one. 2308 02:11:46,580 --> 02:11:50,840 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Intel, the world's leading manufacturer of 2309 02:11:50,840 --> 02:11:56,240 microprocessors. Intel, the computer inside. Bear with me there. I need to go to the Jackson. 2310 02:11:56,240 --> 02:12:00,840 Let's leave this on and I'll be back in one second. What I mean? I'm not sure if I've 2311 02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:03,680 seen this one. Don't copy that floppy. 2312 02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:12,660 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey and with me today is Shelsey Sammel, 2313 02:12:12,660 --> 02:12:16,920 an artist who works mostly on the Macintosh. And Shelsey, this is not quite a Mac. The platform 2314 02:12:16,920 --> 02:12:21,400 here is the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. And this is the newest cartridge called Mario 2315 02:12:21,400 --> 02:12:26,040 Paint. And it brings a kind of normal paint program you might find on a Mac or a PC to kids. 2316 02:12:26,040 --> 02:12:27,820 You'll have a Super Nintendo system. 2317 02:12:28,060 --> 02:12:31,020 It has all the usual spray paint stuff and all that. 2318 02:12:31,220 --> 02:12:32,260 It actually does more. 2319 02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:35,080 I can go in here and not only paint that kind of background, 2320 02:12:35,240 --> 02:12:38,200 but create an animation using Mario Paint. 2321 02:12:38,300 --> 02:12:39,680 There's my nine frames of animation. 2322 02:12:39,820 --> 02:12:40,840 Put that on the background. 2323 02:12:41,340 --> 02:12:45,920 I can also go in here and add music to my animation 2324 02:12:45,920 --> 02:12:48,200 and to my background using a keyboard and a staff. 2325 02:12:48,520 --> 02:12:50,200 It's a neat little artistic tool for kids. 2326 02:12:50,500 --> 02:12:51,280 This is for kids. 2327 02:12:51,560 --> 02:12:54,120 What you're doing is serious artwork on the Macintosh. 2328 02:12:54,120 --> 02:12:57,580 In fact, behind you is a painting you did just using the Mac. 2329 02:12:57,640 --> 02:12:59,640 I want you to explain to me how in the world you can do that. 2330 02:13:00,140 --> 02:13:02,720 This is quite a revelation for me to be able to paint 2331 02:13:02,720 --> 02:13:05,520 the way that I would on canvas on the computer. 2332 02:13:06,340 --> 02:13:09,080 This was done in a software program that came out a few years ago. 2333 02:13:09,160 --> 02:13:12,420 It was actually one of the first software programs to replicate natural media. 2334 02:13:13,260 --> 02:13:17,020 I painted by starting out large areas of color, 2335 02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:18,880 filling in with an oil brush. 2336 02:13:18,880 --> 02:13:21,020 Just walk right back into the room, 2337 02:13:21,120 --> 02:13:23,320 and that's the image I see there on the full screen. 2338 02:13:23,420 --> 02:13:26,060 It looks interesting to say the least. 2339 02:13:26,300 --> 02:13:27,120 It looks neat. 2340 02:13:27,820 --> 02:13:29,300 Coming back in with detail over it, 2341 02:13:29,300 --> 02:13:30,660 just like I would have on canvas. 2342 02:13:31,280 --> 02:13:35,280 Now, recently, there have been quite a few innovations on computer software 2343 02:13:35,280 --> 02:13:37,800 that allow me to take this quite a bit further. 2344 02:13:38,120 --> 02:13:40,320 This was done in a software program called Painter. 2345 02:13:40,700 --> 02:13:42,260 Now, what you see here is a watercolor wash. 2346 02:13:42,260 --> 02:13:43,000 We have seen this. 2347 02:13:43,080 --> 02:13:44,100 I remember this lady. 2348 02:13:44,100 --> 02:13:48,120 She looks like Elaine Bennis from Seinfeld. 2349 02:13:50,580 --> 02:13:58,560 Elaine named Gibson from the smash hit comedy Seinfeld. 2350 02:13:58,560 --> 02:14:02,700 But the thing is, I think this has already been seen before. 2351 02:14:03,100 --> 02:14:03,260 Yeah. 2352 02:14:03,500 --> 02:14:03,720 Yeah. 2353 02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:03,980 Yeah. 2354 02:14:03,980 --> 02:14:04,740 It was a while ago. 2355 02:14:08,740 --> 02:14:14,940 I mean, it's such a good show that I could fucking see it again, you know? 2356 02:14:17,340 --> 02:14:19,560 It's not a bad ep, says Tupo. 2357 02:14:19,660 --> 02:14:22,480 I mean, this is where we're at now with Computer Chronicles, 2358 02:14:22,680 --> 02:14:27,140 where it actually doesn't even matter anymore. 2359 02:14:27,660 --> 02:14:30,040 It's just such a quality show. 2360 02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:32,340 And look at that. 2361 02:14:32,360 --> 02:14:33,640 He's got like a little SNES. 2362 02:14:35,700 --> 02:14:37,700 My background using a keyboard and a staff. 2363 02:14:38,040 --> 02:14:39,700 It's a neat little artistic tool for kids. 2364 02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:40,660 This is for kids. 2365 02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:43,580 Neat little artistic tool for kids. 2366 02:14:43,640 --> 02:14:44,880 This is for kids, right? 2367 02:14:44,880 --> 02:14:48,220 Kids, what you're doing is serious artwork on the Macintosh. 2368 02:14:48,960 --> 02:14:54,020 So I'm going to be reacting to this probably the exact same way I reacted 2369 02:14:54,020 --> 02:14:55,680 whenever we've seen it before. 2370 02:14:56,700 --> 02:14:57,560 That's value. 2371 02:15:01,060 --> 02:15:02,040 And look at that. 2372 02:15:02,080 --> 02:15:02,960 Is that a SNES? 2373 02:15:05,460 --> 02:15:07,060 I mean, this is 1991. 2374 02:15:07,580 --> 02:15:08,420 Is this 1992? 2375 02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:14,080 And in fact, behind you is a painting you did just using the Mac. 2376 02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:16,140 And I want you to explain to me how in the world you can do that. 2377 02:15:16,420 --> 02:15:20,480 Well, this is quite a revelation for me to be able to paint the way that I would 2378 02:15:20,480 --> 02:15:22,020 on canvas on the computer. 2379 02:15:22,980 --> 02:15:25,580 This was a software program that came out a few years ago. 2380 02:15:25,680 --> 02:15:28,920 It was actually one of the first software programs to replicate natural media. 2381 02:15:29,580 --> 02:15:35,420 And I painted by starting out large areas of color, filling in with an oil brush, 2382 02:15:35,580 --> 02:15:38,440 coming back in with detail over it, just like I would have on canvas. 2383 02:15:38,980 --> 02:15:41,680 Now, recently there have been quite a few innovations on... 2384 02:15:41,680 --> 02:15:49,080 I think if this was me before, I would have been playing the Seinfeld theme tune every time she hit the screen. 2385 02:15:49,140 --> 02:15:53,800 On computer software that allow me to take this quite a bit further. 2386 02:15:53,960 --> 02:15:56,300 This was done in a software program called Painter. 2387 02:15:56,420 --> 02:16:00,420 And what you see here is a watercolor wash where I started with a... 2388 02:16:00,420 --> 02:16:04,360 I actually started with a pencil sketch, the way that I would look on paper. 2389 02:16:04,700 --> 02:16:09,020 Put down some watercolor washes and came back in over it with chalk for a very natural look. 2390 02:16:09,140 --> 02:16:09,700 It sure is. 2391 02:16:09,780 --> 02:16:12,400 Okay, we're going to have you back later to explain more about how you do that. 2392 02:16:12,680 --> 02:16:17,300 In fact, we'll see several computer artists at work today using Amigas, Macs, and PCs. 2393 02:16:17,540 --> 02:16:17,920 Amigas? 2394 02:16:17,920 --> 02:16:21,400 We're going to begin, though, with a visit to the Academy of Art College in San Francisco, 2395 02:16:21,660 --> 02:16:23,760 where you can major in computer art. 2396 02:16:24,700 --> 02:16:25,540 Computer art. 2397 02:16:27,200 --> 02:16:29,040 Thank you very much there for the chip. 2398 02:16:29,060 --> 02:16:31,220 This is the Academy of Art College in San Francisco. 2399 02:16:31,820 --> 02:16:33,680 Like one of your French cards, thank you very much. 2400 02:16:33,680 --> 02:16:36,180 You scanned these two in, you scanned in the clock, lifted it off. 2401 02:16:36,480 --> 02:16:40,460 This is one of the few art schools in the country where you can major in computer art. 2402 02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:45,460 The curriculum consists of courses like computerized paint systems, desktop... 2403 02:16:45,460 --> 02:16:49,440 See that face again there? 2404 02:16:50,180 --> 02:16:51,120 It looks great. 2405 02:16:52,900 --> 02:16:59,420 Curriculum consists of courses like computerized paint systems, desktop design, and electronic photography. 2406 02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:05,500 The school teaches on the Macintosh and uses software like Fractal Design Painter and Adobe Photoshop. 2407 02:17:06,200 --> 02:17:09,080 The computer photography class is taught by Paul Klein. 2408 02:17:09,420 --> 02:17:13,740 He used to be a traditional commercial photographer, but then the computer came along. 2409 02:17:14,440 --> 02:17:18,320 I watched through the early 80s the ability of the computer... 2410 02:17:18,320 --> 02:17:19,320 Computer. 2411 02:17:19,320 --> 02:17:22,300 ...to digitize the same information that I was working with traditionally. 2412 02:17:23,760 --> 02:17:28,220 And I became very, very attracted to it and very excited by it. 2413 02:17:28,220 --> 02:17:31,320 You became very, very attracted to the computer. 2414 02:17:32,580 --> 02:17:37,040 And I became very, very attracted to it and very excited by it. 2415 02:17:39,360 --> 02:17:42,780 So I proceeded to try some explorations. 2416 02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:48,620 Some of my own imagery, both commercial and art-oriented. 2417 02:17:51,240 --> 02:17:53,380 Thank you very much, Kamikaze Lemonade. 2418 02:17:53,740 --> 02:18:06,560 And I found out what I could do electronically with various photo enhancement programs would take three or four days in the darkroom to complete. 2419 02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:08,620 Kline says, despite the abundance of high... 2420 02:18:08,620 --> 02:18:10,620 Three or four days in the darkroom. 2421 02:18:10,620 --> 02:18:14,620 ...powered max, this is, after all, just an art class. 2422 02:18:14,620 --> 02:18:21,500 There's no need for students to be intimidated by the technology, though some of the students are reluctant to cross that high-tech barrier. 2423 02:18:21,500 --> 02:18:23,500 They can't break the computer. 2424 02:18:23,500 --> 02:18:25,500 And they shouldn't worry about that. 2425 02:18:25,500 --> 02:18:26,500 And also, they're free. 2426 02:18:26,500 --> 02:18:32,500 They're in a school environment here where they should explore and experiment with all the possibilities. 2427 02:18:32,500 --> 02:18:37,380 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 2428 02:18:37,380 --> 02:18:40,380 And I've been able to do that with this tablet. 2429 02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:42,380 10th anniversary season. 2430 02:18:42,380 --> 02:18:44,380 I can also, for instance, do things like turn the image upside down. 2431 02:18:44,380 --> 02:18:45,380 Or I... 2432 02:18:45,380 --> 02:18:54,880 The Amiga has always been a great creative platform for music, for video, and for art. 2433 02:18:54,880 --> 02:19:00,760 Here to show us some whiz-bang art software on the new Amiga 4000 is Jon Severs of Centaur Development. 2434 02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:03,760 Also with us, Greg Gorby, the creator of Aladdin 4D. 2435 02:19:03,760 --> 02:19:07,260 Jon, let's start with OpalVision, which is hardware and software. 2436 02:19:07,260 --> 02:19:08,260 It comes with a board. 2437 02:19:08,260 --> 02:19:09,760 And show us what's on the board there, Jon. 2438 02:19:09,760 --> 02:19:10,260 All right. 2439 02:19:10,260 --> 02:19:11,760 This is the OpalVision main board. 2440 02:19:11,760 --> 02:19:17,760 It increases the graphics capabilities of the Amiga computer and gives you 24-bit color, 16 million colors per pixel. 2441 02:19:17,760 --> 02:19:24,760 You'll notice the board has expansion connectors on it where you can connect a scan rate converter, a frame grabber genlock module, and a frame grabber genlock module. 2442 02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:30,260 And this socket's for a video special effects strip, which gives you wonderful video effects. 2443 02:19:30,260 --> 02:19:33,440 There's also an external production switcher, which connects to the board. 2444 02:19:33,440 --> 02:19:34,040 All right. 2445 02:19:34,040 --> 02:19:38,640 Let's turn to the software, which you have up here on the Amiga, and show us a little bit about what you can do with OpalVision. 2446 02:19:38,640 --> 02:19:39,640 All right. 2447 02:19:39,640 --> 02:19:42,000 This is OpalPaint, the painting package that comes with it. 2448 02:19:42,000 --> 02:19:43,960 It's a very artist-friendly program. 2449 02:19:43,960 --> 02:19:46,000 For example, this is the palette requester. 2450 02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:48,000 You can move around the color wheel here. 2451 02:19:48,000 --> 02:19:50,880 You can take individual colors and put them down. 2452 02:19:50,880 --> 02:19:51,880 A palette requester. 2453 02:19:51,880 --> 02:19:54,640 And after I've done that, I'll put it in the section. 2454 02:19:54,640 --> 02:19:57,640 And then I can spread them together as if they were wet paint. 2455 02:19:57,640 --> 02:19:59,140 I think you can see that. 2456 02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:01,140 Or put a wash over the top of them. 2457 02:20:01,140 --> 02:20:03,140 It's like adding water on it. 2458 02:20:03,140 --> 02:20:04,140 Yeah. 2459 02:20:04,140 --> 02:20:08,400 You can also load palettes that have been pre-saved on disk. 2460 02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:09,400 Here's a series of palettes. 2461 02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:10,400 Beautiful palette loader. 2462 02:20:10,400 --> 02:20:11,400 Software. 2463 02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:13,400 That's nice because you don't have to remember file names. 2464 02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:17,640 Artists are visually-oriented people, so they would just click on that and select that palette. 2465 02:20:17,640 --> 02:20:22,140 I've pre-loaded a series of screens here and I can flip through them. 2466 02:20:22,140 --> 02:20:28,140 In addition to normal modes like drawing circles and lines, there are other modes available. 2467 02:20:28,140 --> 02:20:32,140 Really quite a variety of them, about 50. 2468 02:20:32,140 --> 02:20:34,140 Like this is an emboss mode. 2469 02:20:34,140 --> 02:20:36,140 So we can select that. 2470 02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:40,640 This is a scanned-in image which you put into the machine and now you are manipulating it and playing with it. 2471 02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:41,640 Correct. 2472 02:20:41,640 --> 02:20:42,640 Uh-huh. 2473 02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:43,640 So there's an emboss effect. 2474 02:20:43,640 --> 02:20:44,640 Uh-huh. 2475 02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:45,640 I can undo that. 2476 02:20:45,640 --> 02:20:46,640 Go back into my modes. 2477 02:20:46,640 --> 02:20:48,640 It's too much for me to know that I've seen it before. 2478 02:20:48,640 --> 02:20:49,640 And select the edge. 2479 02:20:49,640 --> 02:20:52,640 And just hit the A key on the keyboard to do it. 2480 02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:56,140 I think I need to be surprised as well. 2481 02:20:56,140 --> 02:21:04,140 And unfortunately I am surprised even though that's- I did get a great kick out of some of the computer generated graphics here. 2482 02:21:04,140 --> 02:21:06,140 Before. 2483 02:21:10,140 --> 02:21:13,640 The element of surprise is attack. 2484 02:21:17,640 --> 02:21:18,640 Look at this though. 2485 02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:19,640 Nick Knight. 2486 02:21:21,640 --> 02:21:22,640 Look at that. 2487 02:21:23,640 --> 02:21:25,640 Fucking nightmare fuel. 2488 02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:35,640 Election special. 2489 02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:37,640 It's the election special guys. 2490 02:21:38,640 --> 02:21:41,140 Fucking America decides. 2491 02:21:47,140 --> 02:21:49,140 World of creativity which in some- 2492 02:21:49,140 --> 02:21:50,140 Look at that. 2493 02:21:51,140 --> 02:21:53,140 Absolutely wrong. 2494 02:21:53,140 --> 02:21:56,140 Disturbing and unacceptable. 2495 02:22:03,140 --> 02:22:05,140 Some ways is better than the real world. 2496 02:22:05,140 --> 02:22:07,140 I found some of the- 2497 02:22:07,140 --> 02:22:14,140 It has funny sound effects built into it as well. 2498 02:22:14,140 --> 02:22:18,140 Yow! 2499 02:22:18,140 --> 02:22:20,140 ...cable channel. 2500 02:22:20,140 --> 02:22:24,140 Lutke says the computer has opened up a whole new world of creativity, 2501 02:22:24,140 --> 02:22:27,140 which in some ways is better than the real world. 2502 02:22:27,140 --> 02:22:32,140 I found some of the tools that are arriving only now on the Mac 2503 02:22:32,140 --> 02:22:36,140 are very stimulating to creativity. 2504 02:22:36,140 --> 02:22:42,140 ...arriving only... 2505 02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:53,140 I think some of the tools that we've created have been very stimulating, 2506 02:22:53,140 --> 02:22:55,140 especially on the Macintosh. 2507 02:22:55,140 --> 02:23:01,140 We have a man with a face, and as you can see, we've squoze his head, 2508 02:23:01,140 --> 02:23:06,140 and we're also...we have an additional electric screwdriver drill 2509 02:23:06,140 --> 02:23:09,140 that goes into his head, and he starts to cry. 2510 02:23:09,140 --> 02:23:13,140 Tears come out of his head, and he says, "Yow!" 2511 02:23:13,140 --> 02:23:19,140 I think these are some of the breakthroughs that are going to change the way in which we do business. 2512 02:23:19,140 --> 02:23:25,140 He says the computer has opened up a whole new world of creativity, which in some ways... 2513 02:23:29,140 --> 02:23:31,140 ...is better than the real world. 2514 02:23:31,140 --> 02:23:39,140 I found some of the tools that are arriving only now on the Mac are very stimulating to creativity. 2515 02:23:39,140 --> 02:23:46,140 That they're actually allowing you to do more than you could do in the physical world. 2516 02:23:46,140 --> 02:23:49,140 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 2517 02:23:49,140 --> 02:24:05,140 So what if you own an IBM compatible? Can you do computer art too? 2518 02:24:05,140 --> 02:24:06,140 Compatible computer. 2519 02:24:06,140 --> 02:24:12,140 ...living the days you can using powerful and creative software like CorelDRAW and Painter from Fractal Design. 2520 02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:16,140 Here to show us both programs are Robert Lenvay of Corel Corporation, 2521 02:24:16,140 --> 02:24:19,140 and back with us, Shel C. Sammel, a freelance artist and illustrator. 2522 02:24:19,140 --> 02:24:24,140 Robert, let's turn to the Windows version you have here, which is CorelDRAW, 2523 02:24:24,140 --> 02:24:27,140 and show us what you can do here on a PC compatible. 2524 02:24:27,140 --> 02:24:28,140 Steve CorelDRAW. 2525 02:24:28,140 --> 02:24:30,140 CorelDRAW is really a complete business graphics toolkit. 2526 02:24:30,140 --> 02:24:31,140 We're going to focus on the vector side of CorelDRAW first. 2527 02:24:31,140 --> 02:24:35,140 We have Robert Lenvay here from Corruption Entertainment. 2528 02:24:35,140 --> 02:24:37,140 Wait a minute, but when you say vector side, what do you mean? 2529 02:24:37,140 --> 02:24:41,140 What vector means is that we work with smooth lines and curves as opposed to just pixels. 2530 02:24:41,140 --> 02:24:42,140 Okay. 2531 02:24:42,140 --> 02:24:46,140 So that when you stretch them, they stay smooth and they can be scaled to virtually any size. 2532 02:24:46,140 --> 02:24:48,140 Let me just put some text up here on the screen. 2533 02:24:48,140 --> 02:24:50,140 I'm going to show you a couple of program special effects. 2534 02:24:50,140 --> 02:24:52,140 We'll start by applying a little bit of color here. 2535 02:24:52,140 --> 02:24:58,140 And we've got four powerful effects including enveloping, which allows me to take a piece of text and stretch it like it's silly putty. 2536 02:24:58,140 --> 02:25:00,140 Kamikaze lemonade. 2537 02:25:00,140 --> 02:25:01,140 Thanks for the tip. 2538 02:25:01,140 --> 02:25:01,140 I'm not sure. 2539 02:25:01,140 --> 02:25:02,140 I think I might have missed you there. 2540 02:25:02,140 --> 02:25:03,140 Thank you very much. 2541 02:25:03,140 --> 02:25:04,140 We can always just clear that. 2542 02:25:04,140 --> 02:25:07,140 And we can even apply a perspective. 2543 02:25:07,140 --> 02:25:12,140 And I'm just going to select the two control points here and stretch that. 2544 02:25:12,140 --> 02:25:14,140 And we can simulate the perspective. 2545 02:25:14,140 --> 02:25:17,140 And this is my vanishing point, which I can move around on the page very quickly and easily. 2546 02:25:17,140 --> 02:25:19,140 Again, we'll just clear that. 2547 02:25:19,140 --> 02:25:21,140 And we'll go and we'll simulate 3D with this. 2548 02:25:21,140 --> 02:25:24,140 And what we'll do is we'll get one of our new roll-ups. 2549 02:25:24,140 --> 02:25:25,140 These are roll-up windows. 2550 02:25:25,140 --> 02:25:26,140 All right. 2551 02:25:26,140 --> 02:25:27,140 They actually roll up and down right here on the interface. 2552 02:25:27,140 --> 02:25:33,140 And what we'll do is we'll turn a light source on so we can actually simulate rendering like you might see in a high-end CAD program. 2553 02:25:33,140 --> 02:25:36,140 And we'll just go ahead and apply that. 2554 02:25:36,140 --> 02:25:42,140 And the program will draw the text with the 3D look and the appropriate shading all in place. 2555 02:25:42,140 --> 02:25:43,140 Very powerful. 2556 02:25:43,140 --> 02:25:51,140 Now we can even go and rotate that in full 3D space both along the X, Y, and the Z axes. 2557 02:25:51,140 --> 02:26:00,140 Now that's just the dead air there. 2558 02:26:00,140 --> 02:26:04,140 And all you can hear is the noise of just computers. 2559 02:26:04,140 --> 02:26:10,140 Both along the X, Y, and the Z axes. 2560 02:26:10,140 --> 02:26:11,140 Mm-hmm. 2561 02:26:11,140 --> 02:26:13,140 It's lovely. 2562 02:26:13,140 --> 02:26:15,140 You can even hear him just breathing there. 2563 02:26:15,140 --> 02:26:30,140 Now that's just a couple of the special effects that the program can do. 2564 02:26:30,140 --> 02:26:31,140 I'm going to show you now. 2565 02:26:31,140 --> 02:26:33,140 Not impressed there. 2566 02:26:33,140 --> 02:26:41,140 No recognition by Stu that what he was witnessing was in any ways captivating or impressive whatsoever. 2567 02:26:41,140 --> 02:26:46,140 Corel PhotoPaint, which again, one of the four complete graphic applications that come with CorelDRAW. 2568 02:26:46,140 --> 02:26:50,140 And PhotoPaint is a full photo retouching and bitmap program. 2569 02:26:50,140 --> 02:26:53,140 So we also take care of the bitmap side of graphics as well. 2570 02:26:53,140 --> 02:26:54,140 All right. 2571 02:26:54,140 --> 02:26:57,140 What I'm going to do is take a file here that we scanned in a little bit earlier. 2572 02:26:57,140 --> 02:27:00,140 It's a color tip file and we support 24-bit color. 2573 02:27:00,140 --> 02:27:03,140 And we have all the basic tools that you need for image editing. 2574 02:27:03,140 --> 02:27:06,140 We can take the image, for example, and flip it horizontally. 2575 02:27:06,140 --> 02:27:07,140 Aha! 2576 02:27:07,140 --> 02:27:08,140 We can zoom in. 2577 02:27:08,140 --> 02:27:10,140 Let's see here on his teeth. 2578 02:27:12,140 --> 02:27:14,140 And we can apply some of the filters. 2579 02:27:14,140 --> 02:27:16,140 Say, for example, we decide that the teeth aren't white enough. 2580 02:27:16,140 --> 02:27:23,140 We can get one of the sharpening filters and actually brighten up the teeth like that very quickly and easily. 2581 02:27:23,140 --> 02:27:24,140 Let's zoom back. 2582 02:27:24,140 --> 02:27:26,140 The photograph was taken against a white background. 2583 02:27:26,140 --> 02:27:29,140 What we can do is actually go and get a tile pattern. 2584 02:27:29,140 --> 02:27:32,140 We include a large library of tiles here with the program. 2585 02:27:32,140 --> 02:27:33,140 And these are in PCI. 2586 02:27:33,140 --> 02:27:36,140 Do people take photographs like that anymore? 2587 02:27:36,140 --> 02:27:39,140 Like smiling like that and photo? 2588 02:27:39,140 --> 02:27:40,140 I suppose they do. 2589 02:27:41,140 --> 02:27:44,140 Maybe it's just the composition like it's old. 2590 02:27:44,140 --> 02:27:45,140 It's old. 2591 02:27:45,140 --> 02:27:47,140 You wouldn't get that anymore. 2592 02:27:47,140 --> 02:27:49,140 Just people looking at you like that. 2593 02:27:49,140 --> 02:27:51,140 From this angle, from this side. 2594 02:27:51,140 --> 02:27:57,140 Say here on the filters and actually brighten up the teeth like that very quickly and easily. 2595 02:27:57,140 --> 02:27:58,140 Let's zoom back. 2596 02:27:58,140 --> 02:27:59,140 The photograph was taken again. 2597 02:27:59,140 --> 02:28:00,140 Elvis mode. 2598 02:28:00,140 --> 02:28:03,140 Okay, we got Elvis mode. 2599 02:28:03,140 --> 02:28:04,140 Against a white background. 2600 02:28:04,140 --> 02:28:06,140 What we can do is actually go and get a tile pattern. 2601 02:28:06,140 --> 02:28:10,140 We include a large library of tiles here with the program. 2602 02:28:10,140 --> 02:28:12,140 And these are in PCX format. 2603 02:28:12,140 --> 02:28:13,140 And we'll just get our tile roll out. 2604 02:28:13,140 --> 02:28:17,140 We simply double click on the background and the program automatically fills in the image. 2605 02:28:17,140 --> 02:28:18,140 Thank you very much. 2606 02:28:18,140 --> 02:28:20,140 Thank you Henry Sellers. 2607 02:28:20,140 --> 02:28:25,140 And look at that beautiful yellow tiled background behind Elvis there. 2608 02:28:25,140 --> 02:28:30,140 Really just gives it a bit more pop as they say in the biz. 2609 02:28:30,140 --> 02:28:32,140 For you. 2610 02:28:36,140 --> 02:28:38,140 And we also have in the program two other modules. 2611 02:28:38,140 --> 02:28:41,140 One for business graphics and for presentations. 2612 02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:43,140 Alright, now I want to turn to you again, Chelsea. 2613 02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:46,140 And now Painter, which you're going to use, also runs under Windows. 2614 02:28:46,140 --> 02:28:47,140 But you're going to be showing on a Macintosh. 2615 02:28:47,140 --> 02:28:48,140 You work on the Mac platform. 2616 02:28:48,140 --> 02:28:49,140 Yes. 2617 02:28:49,140 --> 02:28:50,140 Show us. 2618 02:28:50,140 --> 02:28:53,140 I want to see how you actually got to the point in those great paintings you showed us at the 2619 02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:55,140 beginning of the program using Painter. 2620 02:28:55,140 --> 02:28:56,140 Okay. 2621 02:28:56,140 --> 02:29:03,140 Well, to begin with in Painter, what I would normally do is just grab a pencil and just begin sketching. 2622 02:29:03,140 --> 02:29:07,140 And you'll notice as I sketch that it is replicating natural media very beautifully. 2623 02:29:07,140 --> 02:29:08,140 It sure is. 2624 02:29:08,140 --> 02:29:09,140 It's bringing through a paper texture. 2625 02:29:09,140 --> 02:29:10,140 She drawing nose. 2626 02:29:10,140 --> 02:29:11,140 It's pressure sensitive. 2627 02:29:11,140 --> 02:29:15,140 So you're seeing the human gesture there. 2628 02:29:15,140 --> 02:29:17,140 You can see a lot of subtlety as I draw. 2629 02:29:17,140 --> 02:29:18,140 Mm-hmm. 2630 02:29:18,140 --> 02:29:20,140 I can get darker lines just by pressing harder. 2631 02:29:20,140 --> 02:29:21,140 And now I'll-- 2632 02:29:21,140 --> 02:29:22,140 Beautiful pair. 2633 02:29:22,140 --> 02:29:23,140 Usually I would start this way. 2634 02:29:23,140 --> 02:29:24,140 I would start with just a pencil sketch. 2635 02:29:24,140 --> 02:29:26,140 And now I'll start adding some color into it. 2636 02:29:26,140 --> 02:29:29,140 Yeah. 2637 02:29:29,140 --> 02:29:31,140 I can set my paint to be wet. 2638 02:29:31,140 --> 02:29:33,140 And this might seem sort of obvious to someone. 2639 02:29:33,140 --> 02:29:38,140 But if you've ever worked with watercolor, you know that it's a very difficult medium to control. 2640 02:29:38,140 --> 02:29:42,140 You're not out at 3:00 a.m. with your blow dryer trying to get your painting finished anymore. 2641 02:29:42,140 --> 02:29:44,140 This is a real boon to artists. 2642 02:29:44,140 --> 02:29:45,140 Super boon. 2643 02:29:45,140 --> 02:29:46,140 Super boon. 2644 02:29:46,140 --> 02:29:47,140 You have a lot of control over the image. 2645 02:29:47,140 --> 02:29:48,140 We'll provide-- 2646 02:29:48,140 --> 02:29:51,140 Special marks for saying the word boon. 2647 02:29:51,140 --> 02:29:52,140 It's a great word. 2648 02:29:52,140 --> 02:29:55,140 And check out that tablet. 2649 02:29:55,140 --> 02:29:58,140 And pencil, digipencil. 2650 02:29:58,140 --> 02:30:00,140 Beautiful stuff altogether. 2651 02:30:00,140 --> 02:30:01,140 A quiet stew. 2652 02:30:01,140 --> 02:30:05,140 Thank you very much for the cage, for the tip. 2653 02:30:05,140 --> 02:30:06,140 You say baby rage, you say. 2654 02:30:06,140 --> 02:30:09,140 And Henry Sellers, thank you very much for the tip as well. 2655 02:30:09,140 --> 02:30:11,140 Just going to skip this here. 2656 02:30:11,140 --> 02:30:14,140 I don't think there's anything much else I want to see from this episode. 2657 02:30:14,140 --> 02:30:15,140 What are the-- are there trade-offs though? 2658 02:30:15,140 --> 02:30:20,140 I mean, we're talking about emulating the environment in which you would really be using paint or really be using a pencil. 2659 02:30:20,140 --> 02:30:24,140 But I mean, I take it there's some advantage to not really using paint or not using a pencil. 2660 02:30:24,140 --> 02:30:25,140 Well, certainly there are. 2661 02:30:25,140 --> 02:30:30,140 You've got the machinery itself, which allows me to archive my images, send them halfway across the country. 2662 02:30:30,140 --> 02:30:34,140 I can create a sketch like this modem it to an art director and have approval on a-- 2663 02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:37,140 What do you do for hard copy like the thing you can hang on the-- 2664 02:30:37,140 --> 02:30:39,140 I think that's actually a-- 2665 02:30:43,140 --> 02:30:45,140 Apple has announced two new PowerBook models. 2666 02:30:45,140 --> 02:30:49,140 The 180C will bring active matrix color to the PowerBook line. 2667 02:30:49,140 --> 02:30:56,140 The new 145B is an entry-level PowerBook priced about 25% lower than the model 170. 2668 02:30:56,140 --> 02:30:58,140 Zenith has introduced a pen-top version of its-- 2669 02:30:58,140 --> 02:30:59,140 Zenith. 2670 02:30:59,140 --> 02:31:05,260 Z-Note Portable. It's a 486 machine with a 120 megabyte hard drive and built-in Ethernet hardware. 2671 02:31:06,000 --> 02:31:11,700 If you want portability and multimedia, Micro Express has unveiled its new Regal Portable. 2672 02:31:12,160 --> 02:31:21,740 The lunchbox-style PC is a 33 megahertz 486 with a built-in Sound Blaster card, CD-ROM drive, stereo speakers, and a 200 meg hard drive. 2673 02:31:22,340 --> 02:31:24,180 Two new wireless modems announced this week. 2674 02:31:24,180 --> 02:31:29,580 Motorola is promising a PC MCIA format modem with built-in battery and antenna. 2675 02:31:30,140 --> 02:31:31,140 Sound Blaster. 2676 02:31:31,260 --> 02:31:36,120 ...out later this year with a wireless modem that comes bundled with AT&T communications software. 2677 02:31:36,740 --> 02:31:39,920 Time now for this week's software review from Paul Schindler of Winn... 2678 02:31:39,920 --> 02:31:44,180 Beautiful. It's one we've seen before. I know this because we've seen the episode before. 2679 02:31:44,720 --> 02:31:50,740 But it's always a pleasure to have Paul Schindler in the house. 2680 02:31:51,440 --> 02:31:58,900 A man who really knew Windows inside out. He was the Windows specialist for Computer Chronicles. 2681 02:31:58,900 --> 02:32:04,940 If you've never seen it before, he's the go-to guy when it comes to all things Microsoft. 2682 02:32:05,420 --> 02:32:10,900 And here he is with a piece. He had his own allocated special piece, which they discontinued. 2683 02:32:10,900 --> 02:32:18,980 I think from 93 to 94 onwards, there was a real tonal vibe shift of the entire series. 2684 02:32:19,520 --> 02:32:22,540 And I think Paul Schindler only made sporadic appearances from here. 2685 02:32:22,640 --> 02:32:28,700 But in 1992, he was probably at the height of his game as the Windows correspondent for Computer Chronicles. 2686 02:32:28,940 --> 02:32:30,700 So, interested to see what he's got here. 2687 02:32:30,780 --> 02:32:32,580 Even though, as I said, I've seen it all before. 2688 02:32:33,700 --> 02:32:35,680 Schindler's Kiss. Thank you very much for the tip. 2689 02:32:35,680 --> 02:32:38,960 Rose Magazine provided courtesy of CMP Publications. 2690 02:32:40,000 --> 02:32:40,920 Today... 2691 02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:43,160 Oh yeah, I've seen it because that... 2692 02:32:43,160 --> 02:32:46,840 The little eye-opening intro that he does is... 2693 02:32:46,840 --> 02:32:50,100 It's something to behold. Thank you very much, Rhino. 2694 02:32:50,100 --> 02:32:53,440 Rose Magazine provided courtesy of CMP Publications. 2695 02:32:55,160 --> 02:32:56,200 That little bit there. 2696 02:32:56,740 --> 02:32:57,740 Because it starts like that. 2697 02:32:57,820 --> 02:33:00,960 I think this is the original John Virgo connection clip. 2698 02:33:01,640 --> 02:33:04,680 The original John Virgo realization moment. 2699 02:33:06,820 --> 02:33:10,820 Today, we'll look at an intelligent atlas for Windows called AutoMap. 2700 02:33:11,200 --> 02:33:13,460 Plan your routes and determine distances at home. 2701 02:33:13,780 --> 02:33:16,660 You may never need AAA again, at least not for triptychs. 2702 02:33:17,000 --> 02:33:18,800 You begin with a map of the United States. 2703 02:33:19,140 --> 02:33:20,880 For more detail, push the plus button. 2704 02:33:21,300 --> 02:33:22,840 What an absolute mess. 2705 02:33:23,060 --> 02:33:23,660 Look at that. 2706 02:33:23,660 --> 02:33:26,260 Plus, push the minus button. 2707 02:33:26,800 --> 02:33:27,820 I suppose that's a bit easier. 2708 02:33:27,920 --> 02:33:31,680 In the route menu, set journey preferences, you'll find an interesting feature. 2709 02:33:32,060 --> 02:33:36,660 Slider bar preference setters that enable you to decide what kind of roads you want to travel, 2710 02:33:37,000 --> 02:33:38,060 and even whether you... 2711 02:33:38,060 --> 02:33:43,360 Check out the bars and the user interface on these little gray slider bars. 2712 02:33:43,560 --> 02:33:45,560 It just was simple. It just worked. 2713 02:33:46,540 --> 02:33:49,920 Thank you very much there. Read my full name. Thank you very much. 2714 02:33:50,220 --> 02:33:53,320 If you like ferries or not, if you give ferries a strong preference, 2715 02:33:53,320 --> 02:33:55,580 it'll route you out of your way to ride on one. 2716 02:33:55,580 --> 02:33:58,400 You take the green flag and set your starting point, 2717 02:33:58,680 --> 02:34:00,580 the checkered flag and set your ending point, 2718 02:34:00,820 --> 02:34:06,340 then push calculate and tell AutoMap whether you want the shortest, fastest, or alternate route. 2719 02:34:06,640 --> 02:34:09,820 It then offers you detailed directions which you can print or save. 2720 02:34:10,140 --> 02:34:12,860 These really are directions good enough to drive with. 2721 02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:16,700 Of course, you can also just play with the map using the zoom in and zoom out controls. 2722 02:34:17,240 --> 02:34:20,540 AutoMap is $100 from AutoMap Incorporated in Phoenix, Arizona. 2723 02:34:20,880 --> 02:34:22,980 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 2724 02:34:23,140 --> 02:34:28,140 In other software news, Intuit has announced Quicken 4.0 for the Macintosh, 2725 02:34:28,140 --> 02:34:31,980 and Quarterdeck is shipping version 7 of its expanded memory manager, 2726 02:34:32,140 --> 02:34:36,120 which it says offers significant gains in the amount of memory it can open up. 2727 02:34:36,460 --> 02:34:43,840 The U.S. House of Representatives has announced a standard email system for members and constituents using technology from SoftSwitch. 2728 02:34:44,340 --> 02:34:48,140 And finally, if you're looking for a book to teach your children about computer basics, 2729 02:34:48,520 --> 02:34:54,640 The Dream Factory has come out with Teaching an Old Cat New Tricks, a colorful guide to computer literacy. 2730 02:34:55,100 --> 02:34:57,020 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 2731 02:34:57,140 --> 02:34:58,240 I'm Janelle Steltson. 2732 02:35:00,360 --> 02:35:06,620 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Intel, the world's leading manufacturer of microprocessors. 2733 02:35:07,080 --> 02:35:08,980 Intel, the computer inside. 2734 02:35:09,200 --> 02:35:12,140 That voiceover is fucking choice. 2735 02:35:12,480 --> 02:35:13,880 It's got the depth. 2736 02:35:14,660 --> 02:35:20,640 Like, the fellow that used to do maybe Sky Sports or Sky Movies in the 90s as well has one. 2737 02:35:21,980 --> 02:35:33,080 The world's leading manufacturer of microprocessors. 2738 02:35:33,080 --> 02:35:35,440 Intel, the computer inside. 2739 02:35:36,180 --> 02:35:39,820 Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association. 2740 02:35:40,300 --> 02:35:41,300 Providers of educational materials... 2741 02:35:42,300 --> 02:35:44,300 Thank you very much, Ms. Lara Croft. 2742 02:35:45,160 --> 02:35:46,440 Katja Faye, thank you very much. 2743 02:35:48,160 --> 02:35:49,300 Newborns with the most delicate skin... 2744 02:35:49,300 --> 02:35:51,280 I've installed the ad blockers. 2745 02:35:51,360 --> 02:35:52,740 They're still giving us ads. 2746 02:35:53,200 --> 02:35:55,040 Even at the end of the video, what's the point of that? 2747 02:35:56,420 --> 02:35:57,240 I suppose they got me. 2748 02:35:57,380 --> 02:35:59,560 They got me, so that is the point of it. 2749 02:36:01,300 --> 02:36:05,000 But there was a nice montage at the end there with the credits. 2750 02:36:05,500 --> 02:36:06,560 I think... 2751 02:36:06,560 --> 02:36:08,240 What were they shooting? 2752 02:36:08,380 --> 02:36:10,020 We were in some sort of convention center. 2753 02:36:10,660 --> 02:36:12,020 Oh, this is the end of Comdex. 2754 02:36:13,740 --> 02:36:15,140 The next fucking episode. 2755 02:36:20,740 --> 02:36:22,260 Manufacturer of... 2756 02:36:22,260 --> 02:36:22,580 ...is provided... 2757 02:36:22,580 --> 02:36:23,460 ...software. 2758 02:36:24,500 --> 02:36:24,920 That's it. 2759 02:36:24,920 --> 02:36:25,200 That's it. 2760 02:36:25,200 --> 02:36:26,060 That's it. 2761 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2762 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2763 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2764 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2765 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2766 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2767 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2768 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2769 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2770 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2771 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2772 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2773 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2774 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120 That's it. 2775 02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:27,120 That's it. 2776 02:36:27,120 --> 02:36:28,120 That's it. 2777 02:36:28,120 --> 02:36:28,120 That's it. 2778 02:36:28,120 --> 02:36:29,120 That's it. 2779 02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:29,120 That's it. 2780 02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:29,120 That's it. 2781 02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:30,120 That's it. 2782 02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:30,120 That's it. 2783 02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:31,120 That's it. 2784 02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:31,120 That's it. 2785 02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:32,120 That's it. 2786 02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:33,120 That's it. 2787 02:36:33,120 --> 02:36:35,120 I think it needs to go up a step. 2788 02:36:35,120 --> 02:36:39,520 a step, maybe a year or two, or even a net cafe. 2789 02:36:39,520 --> 02:36:43,360 Just a quick dip into the computer bowl. 2790 02:36:43,360 --> 02:36:46,400 The castle in downtown Boston. 2791 02:36:46,400 --> 02:36:47,960 It was built a hundred years ago. 2792 02:36:47,960 --> 02:36:49,100 What a shout. 2793 02:36:49,100 --> 02:36:50,560 What a projection as well. 2794 02:36:50,560 --> 02:36:57,540 It's anyone who is interested in learning how to really present a real hot link. 2795 02:36:57,540 --> 02:36:58,540 It's... 2796 02:36:58,540 --> 02:37:00,600 You go no further than Stuart. 2797 02:37:01,880 --> 02:37:03,200 He's got the voice. 2798 02:37:03,200 --> 02:37:06,080 This is the castle in downtown Boston. 2799 02:37:06,800 --> 02:37:09,140 This is the castle in downtown Boston. 2800 02:37:09,140 --> 02:37:13,700 It was built a hundred years ago because the upper crust of New England were afraid the 2801 02:37:13,700 --> 02:37:15,640 riffraff might come after them. 2802 02:37:15,640 --> 02:37:16,640 Well, it's a... 2803 02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:20,640 Because the upper crust of New England were afraid the riffraff might come after them. 2804 02:37:20,640 --> 02:37:25,840 Well, it's a hundred years later and nothing much has changed except today it is the computer 2805 02:37:25,840 --> 02:37:30,480 upper crust of New England who have gathered here and they are under attack from the computer 2806 02:37:30,480 --> 02:37:32,740 riffraff of the West Coast. 2807 02:37:32,740 --> 02:37:37,540 This is the scene of the hassle in the castle as two teams of computer celebrities battle it 2808 02:37:37,540 --> 02:37:40,260 out to see who knows more about computer trivia. 2809 02:37:40,260 --> 02:37:44,380 The Brahmins of Route 128 or the bad boys of the Silicon Valley. 2810 02:37:44,380 --> 02:37:48,040 The finale of Computer Bowl 4 on the special edition of the... 2811 02:37:48,040 --> 02:37:50,040 The computer chronicles. 2812 02:37:50,040 --> 02:38:03,760 He just delivers. He just delivers, you know? I mean, that's Stu. He's like the Apple... I said it before the other night, that Apple slogan. He just works. He just works. He just works. 2813 02:38:03,760 --> 02:38:19,480 Computer Chronicles has been made... A real professional. Like doing all things. It's not just the show itself but even these like little game shows on the side. The computer bowl. 2814 02:38:19,480 --> 02:38:21,680 A real professional. 2815 02:38:25,340 --> 02:38:27,040 Like doing all things. 2816 02:38:27,180 --> 02:38:30,980 It's not just the show itself, but even these like little game shows on the side. 2817 02:38:31,200 --> 02:38:32,120 The Computer Bowl. 2818 02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:37,520 Welcome back to Computer Bowl 4, presented by the Association for Computing Machinery. 2819 02:38:44,800 --> 02:38:48,980 Here at Boston's Park Plaza Castle, we've played two rounds so far 2820 02:38:48,980 --> 02:38:53,800 and the score is the West Coast 150, the East Coast 110. 2821 02:38:54,400 --> 02:38:55,540 Now for those of you... 2822 02:38:55,540 --> 02:38:58,500 There's probably more applause out West, I assume. 2823 02:38:59,920 --> 02:39:04,220 For those of you just joining us on television, let me introduce our celebrity panelists. 2824 02:39:04,300 --> 02:39:06,500 On the challenger team from the West Coast over here, 2825 02:39:06,740 --> 02:39:10,680 we have from Adobe Systems, Dr. John Knock Knock Warnock. 2826 02:39:11,280 --> 02:39:12,580 Knock Knock Warnock. 2827 02:39:12,660 --> 02:39:15,520 No applause there for Knock Knock Warnock. 2828 02:39:15,820 --> 02:39:16,300 Warlock. 2829 02:39:16,680 --> 02:39:17,980 Thank you very much, Warlock. 2830 02:39:17,980 --> 02:39:19,580 God bless the Shafi way. 2831 02:39:20,680 --> 02:39:22,940 From Adobe Systems, Dr. John... 2832 02:39:22,940 --> 02:39:23,720 It's from Adobe. 2833 02:39:23,860 --> 02:39:24,980 We're talking Photoshop. 2834 02:39:25,240 --> 02:39:26,280 We're talking Premiere. 2835 02:39:27,800 --> 02:39:29,480 We're talking Acrobat. 2836 02:39:30,480 --> 02:39:32,100 John Knock Knock Warnock. 2837 02:39:33,480 --> 02:39:36,540 From Slate Corporation, Vern the Ace Rayburn. 2838 02:39:38,680 --> 02:39:45,420 He looks familiar. 2839 02:39:45,420 --> 02:39:48,580 Maybe like Elton John or something. 2840 02:39:48,980 --> 02:39:51,640 Or that fellow who played Capote. 2841 02:39:54,640 --> 02:39:55,380 John Futureshark. 2842 02:39:55,380 --> 02:39:56,100 John Futureshark. 2843 02:39:56,100 --> 02:40:00,060 John Futureshark. 2844 02:40:00,060 --> 02:40:02,240 The captain of the West Coast team, John Shock. 2845 02:40:02,320 --> 02:40:05,700 Also, Ruthann the Mighty Quinlan from Alex Brown and Sons. 2846 02:40:06,560 --> 02:40:07,720 Joel's cooler. 2847 02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:14,740 And from Mass Bar Computer Corporation, Jeff the Killer Cow. 2848 02:40:18,740 --> 02:40:23,440 And from Mass Bar Computer Corporation, Jeff the Killer Cow. 2849 02:40:23,440 --> 02:40:28,280 For the defending but... 2850 02:40:28,280 --> 02:40:30,840 The shot of the audience. 2851 02:40:30,840 --> 02:40:32,080 Beautiful. 2852 02:40:32,080 --> 02:40:36,000 This fella's not clapping. 2853 02:40:36,260 --> 02:40:37,460 He's just waiting. 2854 02:40:37,580 --> 02:40:39,900 He's just there for the serious stuff for the quays. 2855 02:40:40,140 --> 02:40:42,100 Like, he probably doesn't like the colour at the beginning. 2856 02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:47,260 For the defending but endangered East Coast champions over here. 2857 02:40:48,460 --> 02:40:51,280 From Wellfleet Communications, Paul Bear. 2858 02:40:51,660 --> 02:40:52,800 Incredible stuff. 2859 02:40:55,220 --> 02:40:57,740 The Creepy Clown. 2860 02:40:58,500 --> 02:41:00,440 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 2861 02:41:00,640 --> 02:41:03,160 Have you played Armour Reforged? 2862 02:41:03,260 --> 02:41:03,800 I haven't. 2863 02:41:03,800 --> 02:41:06,720 ...group Andy MC Rappaport. 2864 02:41:09,240 --> 02:41:13,260 The captain of the East Coast team, Charlie Johann Sebastian Bachmann. 2865 02:41:14,960 --> 02:41:16,560 The tie is great, Charlie. 2866 02:41:16,720 --> 02:41:17,540 The tie is great. 2867 02:41:17,540 --> 02:41:24,540 Is sure he had the same tie as the rest of the... maybe he's the only fella that Stu knew on that panel. 2868 02:41:24,540 --> 02:41:27,540 Or maybe, not the only, but the one he was closest with. 2869 02:41:27,540 --> 02:41:30,540 ...the East Coast team, Charlie Johann Sebastian Bachmann. 2870 02:41:30,540 --> 02:41:34,540 The tie is great, Charlie. The tie is great. 2871 02:41:34,540 --> 02:41:39,540 And Dr. David Half Nelson from Fluid Incorporated. 2872 02:41:39,540 --> 02:41:43,540 And from Ziv Davis Bill, the elbow, Macron. 2873 02:41:43,540 --> 02:41:45,540 The big guy, the elbow. 2874 02:41:45,540 --> 02:41:50,540 Some bored, bored out faces there. 2875 02:41:50,540 --> 02:41:59,540 All around me are worn out faces. Worn out faces. 2876 02:41:59,540 --> 02:42:03,540 Can't believe that he has to sit through another hour of this or whatever it is. 2877 02:42:03,540 --> 02:42:09,540 At the same time, there's not quite a lot of other smiles either. It's just... 2878 02:42:09,540 --> 02:42:13,540 ...Blank expressions. 2879 02:42:13,540 --> 02:42:20,540 Once again, our official examiner for Computer Bowl 4, the billionaire who is not running for president. 2880 02:42:20,540 --> 02:42:23,540 Unbelievable. 2881 02:42:23,540 --> 02:42:35,540 I mean, I don't know how I... I knew that he maybe co-hosted one or two of the Computer Bowls. I didn't know he did a load of them. 2882 02:42:35,540 --> 02:42:44,540 ...but they just made a joke at Bill's expense. Look at Bill, look. Bill will crush you. 2883 02:42:44,540 --> 02:42:50,540 ...running for president. Our official examiner for Computer Bowl 4, the billionaire who is not running for president. 2884 02:42:50,540 --> 02:42:51,540 Well, we did. 2885 02:42:51,540 --> 02:42:52,540 Well, we did. 2886 02:42:52,540 --> 02:42:54,540 ... 2887 02:42:55,540 --> 02:42:58,540 Stu fucking sealed his fate there. 2888 02:42:58,540 --> 02:42:59,540 ... 2889 02:42:59,540 --> 02:43:03,540 Bill Gates, chairman of Microsoft. 2890 02:43:03,540 --> 02:43:04,540 ... 2891 02:43:04,540 --> 02:43:05,540 ... 2892 02:43:05,540 --> 02:43:09,540 ... 2893 02:43:09,540 --> 02:43:15,540 All right, the score. West Coast 150, East Coast 110. Let's resume the games. And Bill, go ahead. 2894 02:43:15,540 --> 02:43:26,540 Here are four acronyms. MIPS, LIPS, QUPS, and FLOPs. Which of these acronyms does not describe... 2895 02:43:26,540 --> 02:43:27,540 Dave Nelson, East Coast? 2896 02:43:27,540 --> 02:43:28,540 ...QUPS. 2897 02:43:28,540 --> 02:43:30,540 ...QUPS is correct. What was the rest of the question, Bill? 2898 02:43:30,540 --> 02:43:31,540 ...computer performance. 2899 02:43:31,540 --> 02:43:33,540 Computer performance. 2900 02:43:33,540 --> 02:43:35,540 Okay. 2901 02:43:37,540 --> 02:43:39,540 Whoa. 2902 02:43:39,540 --> 02:43:41,540 Alright, next toss up question. 2903 02:43:41,540 --> 02:43:47,540 In the early days of personal computing, there was a company named Kentucky Fried Computers. 2904 02:43:47,540 --> 02:43:49,540 Vern Rayburn West, North Star. 2905 02:43:49,540 --> 02:43:51,540 What was the question, Bill? 2906 02:43:53,540 --> 02:43:55,540 Hello. 2907 02:43:55,540 --> 02:43:57,540 Bill doesn't get it at all, man. 2908 02:43:57,540 --> 02:44:01,540 Shafi... Shafi just said to go to Bill. Bill, come on. 2909 02:44:01,540 --> 02:44:03,540 To the richest man in the world. 2910 02:44:07,540 --> 02:44:08,540 Hello. 2911 02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:09,540 Hello. 2912 02:44:11,540 --> 02:44:15,540 The richest man in the world had a little bit... he didn't understand the communication. 2913 02:44:15,540 --> 02:44:22,540 And then Stu hustled and harried him on stage in front of loads of people. 2914 02:44:22,540 --> 02:44:25,540 Some balls on Stu going like that. 2915 02:44:25,540 --> 02:44:26,540 Come on. 2916 02:44:26,540 --> 02:44:30,540 To the most... the richest man in the world. 2917 02:44:30,540 --> 02:44:32,540 What was the question, Bill? 2918 02:44:34,540 --> 02:44:35,540 Hello. 2919 02:44:35,540 --> 02:44:36,540 Wait, okay. 2920 02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:37,540 You're not gonna say this, right? 2921 02:44:37,540 --> 02:44:38,540 That... 2922 02:44:38,540 --> 02:44:39,540 Yeah, that's correct. That's correct. That's correct. 2923 02:44:39,540 --> 02:44:41,540 That company eventually changed its name. 2924 02:44:42,540 --> 02:44:45,540 What became the new name of Kentucky Fried Computers? 2925 02:44:45,540 --> 02:44:46,540 North Star. 2926 02:44:46,540 --> 02:44:47,540 Great Vern, great. 2927 02:44:47,540 --> 02:44:48,540 Great. 2928 02:44:48,540 --> 02:44:49,540 Alright, next Bill. 2929 02:44:49,540 --> 02:45:06,540 The first personal computer from Digital Equipment Corporation was called the VT18X. It was a CPM machine. What was the nickname of the VT18X? Was it the Robin? 2930 02:45:06,540 --> 02:45:07,540 Jeff Calb West? 2931 02:45:07,540 --> 02:45:08,540 He was the Robin. 2932 02:45:08,540 --> 02:45:09,540 The Robin is correct. Another... 2933 02:45:09,540 --> 02:45:10,540 That's Jeff the killer. 2934 02:45:10,540 --> 02:45:11,540 10 points for the West. 2935 02:45:11,540 --> 02:45:12,540 10 points for the West. 2936 02:45:16,540 --> 02:45:17,540 Okay, Bill. 2937 02:45:17,540 --> 02:45:18,540 When Dec... 2938 02:45:18,540 --> 02:45:19,540 Okay, Bill. 2939 02:45:19,540 --> 02:45:28,540 The Robin produced the Robin, it was meant to compete with and devour, a competing personal computer whose nickname was the worm. What company... 2940 02:45:29,540 --> 02:45:30,540 John Shock West Coast? 2941 02:45:30,540 --> 02:45:32,540 It was Xerox, which made the Xerox 820. 2942 02:45:32,540 --> 02:45:33,540 That is not correct. 2943 02:45:33,540 --> 02:45:34,540 That is not correct. 2944 02:45:34,540 --> 02:45:37,540 Oh, such pain on John Shock there. 2945 02:45:37,540 --> 02:45:39,540 It was Xerox, which made the Xerox 820. 2946 02:45:39,540 --> 02:45:40,540 That is not correct. 2947 02:45:40,540 --> 02:45:45,540 I just want to see that in slow-mo. 2948 02:45:45,540 --> 02:45:47,540 It was Xerox, which made the Xerox 820. 2949 02:45:47,540 --> 02:45:48,540 That is not correct. 2950 02:45:48,540 --> 02:45:52,540 It'd be great to have the sound on as well for this, for the slow-mo, but... 2951 02:45:52,540 --> 02:45:54,540 Ah, fuck. 2952 02:45:54,540 --> 02:45:55,540 Correct. 2953 02:45:55,540 --> 02:46:01,540 Ah, fuck, yeah. 2954 02:46:01,540 --> 02:46:02,540 What? 2955 02:46:02,540 --> 02:46:04,540 Alright, finish the question. 2956 02:46:04,540 --> 02:46:06,540 Almost angry like it's angry. 2957 02:46:06,540 --> 02:46:07,540 It'll be 20 points... 2958 02:46:07,540 --> 02:46:08,540 Ah, fuck. 2959 02:46:08,540 --> 02:46:09,540 That is not correct. 2960 02:46:09,540 --> 02:46:10,540 Fuck, yeah. 2961 02:46:10,540 --> 02:46:13,540 Alright, finish the question. 2962 02:46:13,540 --> 02:46:15,540 It'll be 20 points for the East if you can get it. 2963 02:46:15,540 --> 02:46:17,540 What company developed the worm? 2964 02:46:17,540 --> 02:46:20,540 What company developed the worm? 2965 02:46:20,540 --> 02:46:26,540 Was it Apple, Radio Shack, IBM, or Hewlett Packard? 2966 02:46:26,540 --> 02:46:30,540 Anybody from the East gonna take a shot at it? 2967 02:46:30,540 --> 02:46:31,540 What company did you want to take a shot at this? 2968 02:46:31,540 --> 02:46:32,540 40 points. 2969 02:46:32,540 --> 02:46:33,540 40 points. 2970 02:46:33,540 --> 02:46:39,540 The seriousness, the seriousness and levity and gravity afforded to the proceedings by Stu's... 2971 02:46:39,540 --> 02:46:43,540 Tone, does anyone want to get this? 2972 02:46:43,540 --> 02:46:44,540 40 points, guys. 2973 02:46:44,540 --> 02:46:45,540 40 points. 2974 02:46:45,540 --> 02:46:51,540 The computer bowl, like the biggest quiz, computer-based quiz probably in the world at that time. 2975 02:46:54,540 --> 02:46:55,540 Anybody from the East gonna take a shot at this? 2976 02:46:55,540 --> 02:46:56,540 Hewlett Packard. 2977 02:46:56,540 --> 02:46:57,540 It's all to play for. 2978 02:46:57,540 --> 02:46:58,540 Anybody from the East gonna take a shot at this? 2979 02:46:58,540 --> 02:46:59,540 Come on. 2980 02:46:59,540 --> 02:47:00,540 20 points. 2981 02:47:00,540 --> 02:47:01,540 20 points. 2982 02:47:01,540 --> 02:47:02,540 Badly needed. 2983 02:47:02,540 --> 02:47:03,540 Badly needed. 2984 02:47:03,540 --> 02:47:04,540 All right, Andy. 2985 02:47:04,540 --> 02:47:04,540 Radio Shack. 2986 02:47:04,540 --> 02:47:05,540 Radio Shack is not correct. 2987 02:47:05,540 --> 02:47:06,540 The correct answer is Hewlett Packard. 2988 02:47:06,540 --> 02:47:07,540 Hewlett Packard. 2989 02:47:07,540 --> 02:47:08,540 All right, next Bill. 2990 02:47:08,540 --> 02:47:15,540 Last year, one of the designers of the Intel 386 chip was interviewed on the 700 Club by Pat Robertson. 2991 02:47:15,540 --> 02:47:16,540 I don't know why that's so funny. 2992 02:47:16,540 --> 02:47:16,540 During that interview, the designer said that God was responsible for the success of the 386. 2993 02:47:16,540 --> 02:47:17,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 2994 02:47:17,540 --> 02:47:18,540 Who said that? 2995 02:47:18,540 --> 02:47:19,540 Was it Gene? 2996 02:47:19,540 --> 02:47:20,540 I don't know why that's so funny. 2997 02:47:20,540 --> 02:47:21,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 2998 02:47:21,540 --> 02:47:22,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 2999 02:47:22,540 --> 02:47:23,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3000 02:47:23,540 --> 02:47:24,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3001 02:47:24,540 --> 02:47:25,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3002 02:47:25,540 --> 02:47:26,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3003 02:47:26,540 --> 02:47:27,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3004 02:47:27,540 --> 02:47:28,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3005 02:47:28,540 --> 02:47:29,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3006 02:47:29,540 --> 02:47:30,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3007 02:47:30,540 --> 02:47:31,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3008 02:47:31,540 --> 02:47:32,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3009 02:47:32,540 --> 02:47:33,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3010 02:47:33,540 --> 02:47:34,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3011 02:47:34,540 --> 02:47:35,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3012 02:47:35,540 --> 02:47:36,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3013 02:47:36,540 --> 02:47:37,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3014 02:47:37,540 --> 02:47:38,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3015 02:47:38,540 --> 02:47:39,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3016 02:47:39,540 --> 02:47:40,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3017 02:47:40,540 --> 02:47:41,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3018 02:47:41,540 --> 02:47:42,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3019 02:47:42,540 --> 02:47:43,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3020 02:47:43,540 --> 02:47:44,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3021 02:47:44,540 --> 02:47:45,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3022 02:47:45,540 --> 02:47:46,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3023 02:47:46,540 --> 02:47:47,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3024 02:47:47,540 --> 02:47:48,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3025 02:47:48,540 --> 02:47:49,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3026 02:47:49,540 --> 02:47:50,540 I don't know why they laughed at that. 3027 02:47:50,540 --> 02:47:53,540 Paul Severino, we know you watch. 3028 02:47:53,540 --> 02:47:54,540 Ted Hoff. 3029 02:47:54,540 --> 02:47:57,540 That is not the correct answer. 3030 02:47:57,540 --> 02:48:01,540 All right, no consulting over here, but I need somebody to ring a buzzer on the West if you want to take a shot at that. 3031 02:48:01,540 --> 02:48:03,540 Yep, don't you ring the question. 3032 02:48:03,540 --> 02:48:06,540 I completed the question. 3033 02:48:06,540 --> 02:48:08,540 The question was completed. 3034 02:48:08,540 --> 02:48:09,540 Anybody want to try it? 3035 02:48:09,540 --> 02:48:10,540 Jeff Calbra rang his button. 3036 02:48:10,540 --> 02:48:12,540 You're going to have to give me an answer. 3037 02:48:12,540 --> 02:48:15,540 It was the first one, but I can't remember. 3038 02:48:15,540 --> 02:48:17,540 Jeff the killer. 3039 02:48:17,540 --> 02:48:18,540 I don't think that will do. 3040 02:48:18,540 --> 02:48:19,540 I don't think that will do. 3041 02:48:19,540 --> 02:48:20,540 But you're right. 3042 02:48:20,540 --> 02:48:29,540 The answer was Gene Hill and you can't just say the first one. 3043 02:48:29,540 --> 02:48:32,540 We can't repeat the question twice. 3044 02:48:32,540 --> 02:48:34,540 Judges, Pamela said. 3045 02:48:34,540 --> 02:48:38,540 Sounds like I missed something that was controversial. 3046 02:48:38,540 --> 02:48:39,540 Look at that lad though. 3047 02:48:39,540 --> 02:48:41,540 Paul Severino. 3048 02:48:41,540 --> 02:48:44,540 And then Jeff the killer. 3049 02:48:44,540 --> 02:48:46,540 Ted Hoff. 3050 02:48:46,540 --> 02:48:47,540 Ted Hoff. 3051 02:48:47,540 --> 02:48:49,540 That is not the correct answer. 3052 02:48:49,540 --> 02:48:51,540 Some awful coughing going on. 3053 02:48:51,540 --> 02:48:56,540 All right, no consulting over here, but I need somebody to ring a buzzer on the West if you want to take a shot at that. 3054 02:48:56,540 --> 02:48:57,540 Thank you very much. 3055 02:48:57,540 --> 02:48:58,540 Garagie took my CBD. 3056 02:48:58,540 --> 02:49:03,540 I completed the question. 3057 02:49:03,540 --> 02:49:05,540 Yeah, the question was completed. 3058 02:49:05,540 --> 02:49:06,540 Anybody want to try it? 3059 02:49:06,540 --> 02:49:07,540 Jeff Calbra rang his button. 3060 02:49:07,540 --> 02:49:09,540 You're going to have to give me an answer. 3061 02:49:09,540 --> 02:49:12,540 It was the first one, but I can't remember what you said. 3062 02:49:12,540 --> 02:49:14,540 It was a multiple choice question? 3063 02:49:14,540 --> 02:49:15,540 Did you give me the answer? 3064 02:49:15,540 --> 02:49:16,540 I don't think that will do. 3065 02:49:16,540 --> 02:49:17,540 I don't think that will do. 3066 02:49:17,540 --> 02:49:18,540 But you're right. 3067 02:49:18,540 --> 02:49:19,540 This is a, this is a. 3068 02:49:19,540 --> 02:49:25,540 No, the answer was Gene Hill and you can't just say the first one and we can't repeat the question twice. 3069 02:49:25,540 --> 02:49:26,540 Judges? 3070 02:49:26,540 --> 02:49:27,540 Pamela says. 3071 02:49:27,540 --> 02:49:28,540 Meaning? 3072 02:49:28,540 --> 02:49:29,540 Fabio Cencini's after you. 3073 02:49:29,540 --> 02:49:30,540 That's a great name for him. 3074 02:49:30,540 --> 02:49:31,540 Look, Fabio Cencini. 3075 02:49:31,540 --> 02:49:41,860 Fabio Sensini is after you. That's a great name for him, look, Fabio Sensini. 3076 02:49:43,420 --> 02:49:43,940 Judges? 3077 02:49:46,360 --> 02:49:48,560 Heidi says yes, Pamela says no. 3078 02:49:51,900 --> 02:49:56,460 Yeah, no, I think that's not the correct answer. Okay, let's go to the next question, Bill. 3079 02:49:57,180 --> 02:49:59,000 If I had the Romeo Sensini. 3080 02:49:59,000 --> 02:50:09,380 Three characters in an MS-DOS file name, dollar sign, percent sign, and plus sign, one of those characters would cause the file name to be invalid. 3081 02:50:10,560 --> 02:50:13,000 I just want to hear that again. 3082 02:50:13,660 --> 02:50:25,660 If you found the following three characters in an MS-DOS file name, dollar sign, percent sign, and plus sign, one of those characters would cause the file name to be invalid. 3083 02:50:25,660 --> 02:50:32,380 Would it be, would the, which would be the illegal character? The dollar sign? The percentage sign? 3084 02:50:33,060 --> 02:50:33,880 Bill McCrone? 3085 02:50:34,160 --> 02:50:34,400 Plus. 3086 02:50:34,760 --> 02:50:38,600 I'm sorry, no, no, no, I didn't mean, I didn't mean to say that. The percent sign. 3087 02:50:38,700 --> 02:50:43,960 I fucked it up. Stu's not going to let him off here because Stu really laid down the law in the last one. 3088 02:50:45,020 --> 02:50:54,820 And, uh, yeah. If he didn't do that shouty laugh thing that he just did, then he might have got away with it, you know? But that would have raised suspicions. 3089 02:50:56,480 --> 02:51:00,620 The illegal character. The dollar sign? The percentage sign? 3090 02:51:01,280 --> 02:51:02,120 Bill McCrone? 3091 02:51:02,400 --> 02:51:02,660 Plus. 3092 02:51:03,020 --> 02:51:06,860 I'm sorry, no, no, no, I didn't mean, I didn't mean to say that. The percent sign. 3093 02:51:07,940 --> 02:51:10,740 Yeah, if he just said plus, I mean percent. 3094 02:51:11,860 --> 02:51:14,020 Nah, nah, Stu still would have taken him down then. 3095 02:51:14,340 --> 02:51:14,540 Is it? 3096 02:51:14,620 --> 02:51:16,520 He said the percent sign. 3097 02:51:16,520 --> 02:51:17,340 That is incorrect. 3098 02:51:19,400 --> 02:51:20,660 Stu took him down. 3099 02:51:20,660 --> 02:51:26,420 Would somebody on the West like to try to answer the question? 3100 02:51:26,920 --> 02:51:29,300 No consulting, somebody ring a buzzer and I'll recognize you. 3101 02:51:29,400 --> 02:51:31,480 Great head of hair anyway, it's like a foesball. 3102 02:51:32,000 --> 02:51:34,300 On the West, like to try to answer the question. 3103 02:51:34,720 --> 02:51:35,200 Like there. 3104 02:51:35,620 --> 02:51:38,200 No consulting, somebody ring a buzzer and I'll recognize you. 3105 02:51:39,240 --> 02:51:39,940 Yes, John. 3106 02:51:40,040 --> 02:51:40,480 The percent. 3107 02:51:41,840 --> 02:51:44,060 He said the plus first. 3108 02:51:45,640 --> 02:51:46,880 What did you mean to say? 3109 02:51:46,880 --> 02:51:47,140 He said the plus. 3110 02:51:48,160 --> 02:51:49,620 But I meant to say the plus. 3111 02:51:49,620 --> 02:51:54,920 Has he just made the exact same mistake as fucking buzzball? 3112 02:51:56,780 --> 02:51:57,780 Bill, what's the answer? 3113 02:51:58,120 --> 02:51:58,780 The plus sign. 3114 02:51:58,780 --> 02:51:59,360 The plus sign. 3115 02:52:00,820 --> 02:52:02,000 And Gene Hill was right. 3116 02:52:02,100 --> 02:52:03,600 All right, relax. Everybody relax. 3117 02:52:03,920 --> 02:52:05,680 That's too much jolt. You know, that's the problem. 3118 02:52:07,280 --> 02:52:08,320 Too much jolt. 3119 02:52:10,020 --> 02:52:13,500 All right, we are going to go into our next bonus round and this is for the East Coast. 3120 02:52:13,500 --> 02:52:15,780 The score right now is the West 170. 3121 02:52:16,320 --> 02:52:19,400 Man, again, a lot of cutaways of this guy. 3122 02:52:19,500 --> 02:52:22,060 He's just been really hard done by. 3123 02:52:22,060 --> 02:52:23,300 Our next bonus round and this is for... 3124 02:52:31,300 --> 02:52:32,300 Now, is the West 120... 3125 02:52:32,300 --> 02:52:36,640 The East 120, you guys need the points. 3126 02:52:37,000 --> 02:52:38,840 You can earn 30 points in this bonus round. 3127 02:52:39,160 --> 02:52:40,880 And the subject is DOS. 3128 02:52:41,380 --> 02:52:42,080 Game Boy. 3129 02:52:42,080 --> 02:52:42,120 Game Boy. 3130 02:52:42,660 --> 02:52:48,340 What is the name of the DOS command that finds logical errors in the file system? 3131 02:52:48,800 --> 02:52:49,980 He's primed, look. 3132 02:52:50,660 --> 02:52:51,620 Amazon Prime. 3133 02:52:51,780 --> 02:52:52,380 The shape. 3134 02:52:52,500 --> 02:52:53,160 The poise. 3135 02:52:54,320 --> 02:52:55,060 The thinker. 3136 02:52:56,060 --> 02:52:57,120 Auguste Rodin. 3137 02:53:03,180 --> 02:53:05,660 It's like a fucking Renaissance pageant look. 3138 02:53:05,740 --> 02:53:08,020 It's like Jesus and the 12 disciples. 3139 02:53:08,020 --> 02:53:09,540 Need an answer from Charlie. 3140 02:53:11,600 --> 02:53:13,040 Going from right to left. 3141 02:53:13,480 --> 02:53:14,240 Lovely stuff. 3142 02:53:15,980 --> 02:53:17,100 Check disk. 3143 02:53:17,740 --> 02:53:20,260 Check disk is correct for 10 points for the East Coast. 3144 02:53:20,580 --> 02:53:21,240 Thank you very much. 3145 02:53:21,700 --> 02:53:23,280 East side to the west side. 3146 02:53:25,620 --> 02:53:31,520 MS-DOS version 3.3 introduced a new command, the call command. 3147 02:53:31,960 --> 02:53:33,880 What does the call command do? 3148 02:53:40,240 --> 02:53:41,440 I need an answer. 3149 02:53:42,440 --> 02:53:45,500 It allows you to call a batch program and get a result back. 3150 02:53:46,000 --> 02:53:46,880 Return back. 3151 02:53:47,580 --> 02:53:48,320 Say that again. 3152 02:53:48,320 --> 02:53:52,760 It's a subroutine call. 3153 02:53:53,700 --> 02:53:54,840 It's a batch file. 3154 02:53:55,460 --> 02:53:56,440 Bill says fine. 3155 02:53:56,960 --> 02:53:57,760 Sorry, judges. 3156 02:54:03,840 --> 02:54:05,680 All right, you've got 20 out of the 30. 3157 02:54:05,740 --> 02:54:07,360 Here's your last chance to get 10 more points. 3158 02:54:08,880 --> 02:54:09,980 Category is DOS. 3159 02:54:10,720 --> 02:54:13,120 What does the erase command do? 3160 02:54:14,120 --> 02:54:14,600 DOS. 3161 02:54:14,600 --> 02:54:15,600 DOS. 3162 02:54:24,740 --> 02:54:25,960 It'll erase a file. 3163 02:54:26,460 --> 02:54:27,520 Claim as delete as file. 3164 02:54:28,780 --> 02:54:29,540 Well, I'm sorry. 3165 02:54:29,640 --> 02:54:31,280 There is no erase command in DOS. 3166 02:54:34,980 --> 02:54:36,400 A trick question. 3167 02:54:36,500 --> 02:54:37,260 Trick question. 3168 02:54:37,380 --> 02:54:37,600 Is this? 3169 02:54:40,160 --> 02:54:42,200 Next question, Bill. 3170 02:54:43,700 --> 02:54:45,020 Claim is... 3171 02:54:45,020 --> 02:54:47,580 Next. 3172 02:54:47,580 --> 02:54:49,200 Next question, Bill. 3173 02:54:50,140 --> 02:54:51,220 Claim. 3174 02:54:51,860 --> 02:54:52,760 Next. 3175 02:54:53,020 --> 02:54:54,380 Next question, Bill. 3176 02:54:55,340 --> 02:54:57,420 Claim is... 3177 02:54:57,420 --> 02:54:57,860 Next. 3178 02:54:58,220 --> 02:54:59,480 Next question, Bill. 3179 02:55:00,480 --> 02:55:05,760 Claim is the name of a public domain bitmap font. 3180 02:55:06,220 --> 02:55:11,480 It is based on the bitmap font used by a popular programming language. 3181 02:55:12,220 --> 02:55:14,120 Pop up, you bitrate font. 3182 02:55:15,000 --> 02:55:17,880 Cream, pop up, you bitrate font. 3183 02:55:17,960 --> 02:55:19,100 Is the name... 3184 02:55:19,100 --> 02:55:20,400 Next question, Bill. 3185 02:55:21,680 --> 02:55:26,700 Cream is the name of a public domain bitmap font. 3186 02:55:26,700 --> 02:55:32,420 It is based on the bitmap font used by a popular programming language. 3187 02:55:33,260 --> 02:55:35,140 On what language is cream? 3188 02:55:36,120 --> 02:55:36,780 John Warnock? 3189 02:55:37,140 --> 02:55:37,640 Small talk. 3190 02:55:37,760 --> 02:55:38,600 Small talk is correct. 3191 02:55:38,740 --> 02:55:39,680 Ten more points for the West. 3192 02:55:39,840 --> 02:55:40,640 Small talk. 3193 02:55:40,640 --> 02:55:42,140 The score right now is the West... 3194 02:55:42,140 --> 02:55:43,480 Little confident. 3195 02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:45,260 Small talk. 3196 02:55:45,700 --> 02:55:49,180 Affectatious squeeze of the schnoz there after he got that one right. 3197 02:55:49,240 --> 02:55:49,440 Small talk is correct. 3198 02:55:49,560 --> 02:55:50,540 Ten more points for the West. 3199 02:55:51,240 --> 02:55:51,720 Confidence. 3200 02:55:52,480 --> 02:55:53,720 He's got this in the bag. 3201 02:55:53,720 --> 02:55:57,800 The score right now is the West 170, the East 140. 3202 02:55:58,020 --> 02:55:58,840 Next question, Bill. 3203 02:56:00,000 --> 02:56:00,360 Cream. 3204 02:56:00,360 --> 02:56:04,440 Electrical property is measured in ferrads. 3205 02:56:04,660 --> 02:56:05,880 Nintendo's Game Boy. 3206 02:56:06,040 --> 02:56:06,780 Thank you very much. 3207 02:56:07,200 --> 02:56:08,360 Nintendo's Game Boy. 3208 02:56:09,160 --> 02:56:09,920 Paul Severino. 3209 02:56:10,380 --> 02:56:10,980 Capacitance. 3210 02:56:11,100 --> 02:56:12,080 Capacitance is correct. 3211 02:56:12,200 --> 02:56:13,280 Ten points for the East... 3212 02:56:13,280 --> 02:56:14,480 Paul Barrett. 3213 02:56:14,540 --> 02:56:14,780 Capacitance. 3214 02:56:16,160 --> 02:56:16,840 Capacitance. 3215 02:56:18,240 --> 02:56:19,000 Correct. 3216 02:56:19,160 --> 02:56:19,600 Ten points. 3217 02:56:22,400 --> 02:56:23,300 I love it. 3218 02:56:23,300 --> 02:56:24,200 For the East Coast. 3219 02:56:24,200 --> 02:56:36,900 It is generally conceded that the daddy of today's seven-pound notebook computer is the Osborne 3220 02:56:36,900 --> 02:56:41,060 One portable, which came out in the early 1980s. 3221 02:56:41,640 --> 02:56:44,760 How much did the original Osborne One portable weigh? 3222 02:56:44,880 --> 02:56:50,560 Was it 15 pounds, 19 pounds, or 23... 3223 02:56:50,560 --> 02:56:51,940 Bill McCrone East. 3224 02:56:52,300 --> 02:56:53,080 23 pounds. 3225 02:56:53,160 --> 02:56:54,260 23 pounds is correct. 3226 02:56:54,380 --> 02:56:55,500 Another 10 pounds for the East. 3227 02:56:59,560 --> 02:57:00,960 Moving right along. 3228 02:57:00,960 --> 02:57:08,880 In the early 1970s, the TV show Candid Camera employed an executive named Michael Schrayer. 3229 02:57:09,700 --> 02:57:13,480 In 1975, Schrayer developed one of the... 3230 02:57:13,480 --> 02:57:15,080 Vern Rayburn West. 3231 02:57:15,240 --> 02:57:15,860 Electric Pencil. 3232 02:57:16,040 --> 02:57:17,520 Electric Pencil is correct. 3233 02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:17,820 Right. 3234 02:57:17,820 --> 02:57:18,420 Great. 3235 02:57:18,420 --> 02:57:18,480 Great. 3236 02:57:18,980 --> 02:57:19,140 Great. 3237 02:57:19,140 --> 02:57:20,800 We finished the question, Bill. 3238 02:57:23,300 --> 02:57:28,120 First versions of what we know today as a word processor. 3239 02:57:29,020 --> 02:57:31,800 What was the name of Michael Schrayer's pioneering product? 3240 02:57:32,020 --> 02:57:32,300 Okay. 3241 02:57:32,400 --> 02:57:32,740 Well done. 3242 02:57:32,820 --> 02:57:33,460 Next question, Bill. 3243 02:57:34,180 --> 02:57:36,380 CISC is a computer industry... 3244 02:57:36,380 --> 02:57:37,160 What was that about? 3245 02:57:37,200 --> 02:57:38,140 Why didn't they answer that? 3246 02:57:40,960 --> 02:57:45,840 First versions of what we know today as a word processor. 3247 02:57:46,460 --> 02:57:49,520 What was the name of Michael Schrayer's pioneering product? 3248 02:57:49,720 --> 02:57:50,040 Okay. 3249 02:57:50,100 --> 02:57:50,460 Well done. 3250 02:57:50,520 --> 02:57:51,180 Next question, Bill. 3251 02:57:51,980 --> 02:57:54,780 CISC is a computer industry acronym. 3252 02:57:55,740 --> 02:57:57,420 What do the letters... 3253 02:57:57,420 --> 02:57:58,520 Dave Nelson, East Coast? 3254 02:57:58,680 --> 02:58:00,300 Complex instruction set computer. 3255 02:58:00,440 --> 02:58:01,200 Ten points for the East. 3256 02:58:01,260 --> 02:58:01,900 Absolutely correct. 3257 02:58:06,900 --> 02:58:12,120 In the 1960s, IBM had a computer called the Model 7090. 3258 02:58:12,780 --> 02:58:16,860 It had one peculiar quirk when you issued a read instruction to the printer. 3259 02:58:17,780 --> 02:58:21,660 What happened when you gave a read command on the IBM 7090? 3260 02:58:21,660 --> 02:58:23,880 Did the printer read some... 3261 02:58:23,880 --> 02:58:25,160 This guy's got it. 3262 02:58:25,220 --> 02:58:25,800 Look, it's got... 3263 02:58:25,800 --> 02:58:26,620 He knows it. 3264 02:58:26,680 --> 02:58:27,660 It's in his fucking head. 3265 02:58:29,400 --> 02:58:29,940 The tell... 3266 02:58:29,940 --> 02:58:32,760 He went to the fucking finger to mouth tell. 3267 02:58:34,120 --> 02:58:35,760 Be an awful shame if he doesn't get it. 3268 02:58:35,760 --> 02:58:36,040 It would be an awful shame if he doesn't get it. 3269 02:58:36,040 --> 02:58:37,620 But this fella here is suffering. 3270 02:58:37,760 --> 02:58:40,400 We've seen him suffer on multiple occasions. 3271 02:58:46,660 --> 02:58:47,660 This lad... 3272 02:58:47,660 --> 02:58:49,720 He's suffering as well. 3273 02:58:49,780 --> 02:58:50,420 He knows it. 3274 02:58:51,640 --> 02:58:52,720 He's ready to go. 3275 02:58:53,880 --> 02:58:55,080 He's bearing down. 3276 02:58:59,080 --> 02:59:00,080 Bill McCrown, East. 3277 02:59:00,080 --> 02:59:00,080 He told you the time. 3278 02:59:00,080 --> 02:59:00,080 That's correct. 3279 02:59:00,080 --> 02:59:01,080 He told you the time. 3280 02:59:01,080 --> 02:59:02,080 That's correct. 3281 02:59:02,080 --> 02:59:02,080 Told you the time. 3282 02:59:02,080 --> 02:59:03,080 That's correct. 3283 02:59:03,080 --> 02:59:04,080 Told you the time. 3284 02:59:04,080 --> 02:59:05,080 That's lovely. 3285 02:59:05,080 --> 02:59:06,300 Going into the next bonus round. 3286 02:59:06,300 --> 02:59:07,300 A very close match here. 3287 02:59:07,300 --> 02:59:08,300 190 for the West. 3288 02:59:08,300 --> 02:59:09,300 180 for the East. 3289 02:59:09,300 --> 02:59:10,100 Told you the time. 3290 02:59:14,600 --> 02:59:14,940 All right. 3291 02:59:14,940 --> 02:59:19,320 We are going into the next bonus round. 3292 02:59:20,220 --> 02:59:21,460 A very close match here. 3293 02:59:21,520 --> 02:59:24,480 190 for the West, 180 for the East. 3294 02:59:24,560 --> 02:59:26,020 West Coast, this is your bonus round. 3295 02:59:26,380 --> 02:59:27,740 A chance to widen your lead. 3296 02:59:28,220 --> 02:59:30,160 And the subject category is IBM. 3297 02:59:31,480 --> 02:59:35,380 IBM once introduced a computer known as the Model 5150. 3298 02:59:36,140 --> 02:59:38,740 Under what other name is this computer more commonly known? 3299 02:59:38,740 --> 02:59:42,280 For 10 points. 3300 02:59:43,900 --> 02:59:46,140 Was there a desktop APL computer? 3301 02:59:47,100 --> 02:59:47,660 Afraid not. 3302 02:59:49,200 --> 02:59:50,720 5150 is the IBM PC. 3303 02:59:51,940 --> 02:59:54,420 This guy is suffering every time. 3304 02:59:54,500 --> 02:59:56,120 He really is feeling the pain. 3305 02:59:56,120 --> 03:00:03,660 I hope we can get there. 3306 03:00:03,660 --> 03:00:03,660 I hope we can get there. 3307 03:00:23,660 --> 03:00:24,120 Afraid not. 3308 03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,120 Afraid not. 3309 03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,120 Afraid not. 3310 03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,120 Afraid not. 3311 03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,200 Afraid not. 3312 03:00:24,200 --> 03:00:24,200 Afraid not. 3313 03:00:24,200 --> 03:00:24,220 Afraid not. 3314 03:00:24,220 --> 03:00:24,780 Afraid not. 3315 03:00:24,780 --> 03:00:27,440 Known as the Model 5150. 3316 03:00:28,180 --> 03:00:30,820 Under what other name is this computer more commonly known? 3317 03:00:33,140 --> 03:00:34,320 For 10 points. 3318 03:00:36,040 --> 03:00:38,200 Was there a desktop APL computer? 3319 03:00:39,200 --> 03:00:39,660 Afraid not. 3320 03:00:40,200 --> 03:00:40,860 Afraid not. 3321 03:00:40,860 --> 03:00:42,760 5150 is the IBM PC. 3322 03:00:42,760 --> 03:00:43,760 Afraid not. 3323 03:00:43,760 --> 03:00:43,760 Oh. 3324 03:00:43,760 --> 03:00:43,760 There we go. 3325 03:00:43,760 --> 03:00:44,760 There we go. 3326 03:00:44,760 --> 03:00:44,760 It just. 3327 03:00:44,760 --> 03:00:45,760 5100. 3328 03:00:45,760 --> 03:00:46,760 And 5110 is what they are thinking. 3329 03:00:46,760 --> 03:00:47,760 All right. 3330 03:00:47,760 --> 03:00:47,760 You missed that. 3331 03:00:47,760 --> 03:00:48,760 Afraid not. 3332 03:00:48,760 --> 03:00:48,760 5150 is the IBM PC. 3333 03:00:48,760 --> 03:00:49,760 Oh. 3334 03:00:49,760 --> 03:00:52,300 5110 is what they are thinking. All right, you missed that? 3335 03:00:53,020 --> 03:00:56,760 I'm afraid not. 5150 is the IBM PC. 3336 03:00:56,760 --> 03:00:57,260 Oh! 3337 03:00:57,260 --> 03:00:58,260 Oh! 3338 03:00:58,260 --> 03:00:59,260 Oh! 3339 03:00:59,260 --> 03:01:00,260 Oh! 3340 03:01:00,260 --> 03:01:30,240 The End 3341 03:01:30,240 --> 03:02:00,220 The End 3342 03:02:00,220 --> 03:02:02,220 The End 3343 03:02:02,220 --> 03:02:04,620 That was confidence 3344 03:02:04,620 --> 03:02:12,840 Big fucking crowd for the computer bowl 3345 03:02:12,840 --> 03:02:15,620 Size that 3346 03:02:15,620 --> 03:02:17,380 Stadium 3347 03:02:17,380 --> 03:02:19,180 Last chance in this bonus round 3348 03:02:19,180 --> 03:02:21,280 What was the IBM code name 3349 03:02:21,280 --> 03:02:23,620 For the PC Junior home computer? 3350 03:02:25,120 --> 03:02:26,500 It was code name the peanut 3351 03:02:26,500 --> 03:02:27,420 Peanut is correct 3352 03:02:27,420 --> 03:02:28,380 Ten points for the West 3353 03:02:28,380 --> 03:02:30,420 Okay let's take a look at the score now 3354 03:02:30,420 --> 03:02:31,840 It is West Coast 3355 03:02:31,840 --> 03:02:32,620 Peanut is correct 3356 03:02:32,620 --> 03:02:33,960 Junior home computer 3357 03:02:33,960 --> 03:02:36,860 It was code name the peanut 3358 03:02:36,860 --> 03:02:37,760 Peanut is correct 3359 03:02:37,760 --> 03:02:38,720 Ten points for the West 3360 03:02:38,720 --> 03:02:40,760 Okay let's take a look at the score now 3361 03:02:40,760 --> 03:02:41,440 The peanut 3362 03:02:41,440 --> 03:02:43,440 The end of round three 3363 03:02:43,440 --> 03:02:48,440 Don't go away we'll be right back 3364 03:02:48,440 --> 03:02:53,440 Welcome back to computer bowl four the hassle in the castle 3365 03:02:53,440 --> 03:03:06,160 Welcome back to computer bowl four the hassle in the castle 3366 03:03:06,160 --> 03:03:12,800 The Minsk was a copy of a well-known American computer 3367 03:03:12,800 --> 03:03:14,600 Dave Nelson East Coast 3368 03:03:14,600 --> 03:03:15,580 IBM 360 3369 03:03:15,580 --> 03:03:17,460 That is not the correct answer 3370 03:03:17,460 --> 03:03:18,100 Nelson 3371 03:03:18,100 --> 03:03:21,100 Beautiful Nelson 3372 03:03:21,100 --> 03:03:21,640 Beautiful Nelson 3373 03:03:21,640 --> 03:03:22,460 A one American computer design 3374 03:03:22,460 --> 03:03:24,560 Was Minsk based? 3375 03:03:25,020 --> 03:03:26,460 Was it the IBM 360? 3376 03:03:27,000 --> 03:03:28,140 The Data General Nova? 3377 03:03:28,620 --> 03:03:29,740 The HP 9000? 3378 03:03:30,040 --> 03:03:31,880 Or the DEC PDP 8? 3379 03:03:32,040 --> 03:03:33,840 Someone to ring a button on the West 3380 03:03:33,840 --> 03:03:38,880 I think I just need to get out of this computer bowl 3381 03:03:38,880 --> 03:03:39,680 To be honest 3382 03:03:39,680 --> 03:03:40,660 We can come back to it 3383 03:03:40,660 --> 03:03:42,300 It's a lovely situation 3384 03:03:42,300 --> 03:03:44,080 I just need some linearity 3385 03:03:44,080 --> 03:03:46,340 And some Computer Chronicles classic 3386 03:03:46,340 --> 03:03:49,560 Thank you very much there for Nintendo's game 3387 03:03:49,560 --> 03:03:50,040 Boy 3388 03:03:50,040 --> 03:03:50,960 I thanked you already 3389 03:03:50,960 --> 03:03:53,720 I think there might have been a disconnection with the internet 3390 03:03:53,720 --> 03:03:57,160 Apologies about that 3391 03:03:57,160 --> 03:03:58,640 If that's the case 3392 03:03:58,640 --> 03:04:04,440 Just see this guy Dave the Killer 3393 03:04:04,440 --> 03:04:05,640 He's going to answer here 3394 03:04:05,640 --> 03:04:07,040 Sooner rather than like 3395 03:04:07,040 --> 03:04:07,640 Jeff Kalb 3396 03:04:07,640 --> 03:04:08,620 The PDP 8 3397 03:04:08,620 --> 03:04:09,980 Jeff, Jeff the Killer 3398 03:04:09,980 --> 03:04:10,660 The correct answer 3399 03:04:10,660 --> 03:04:12,000 You got it 3400 03:04:12,000 --> 03:04:13,100 One big point 3401 03:04:13,100 --> 03:04:14,360 One big point for the West 3402 03:04:14,360 --> 03:04:14,760 Okay 3403 03:04:14,760 --> 03:04:16,200 Next Bill 3404 03:04:16,200 --> 03:04:16,640 Cub... 3405 03:04:17,640 --> 03:04:21,080 Someone's belling in before 3406 03:04:21,080 --> 03:04:23,420 Bill's even fucking said the question 3407 03:04:23,420 --> 03:04:24,920 Cublet Packard 3408 03:04:24,920 --> 03:04:28,400 Is often known as HP for short 3409 03:04:28,400 --> 03:04:34,720 But the company is also famous for a calculator input methodology called RPN 3410 03:04:34,720 --> 03:04:36,700 Jeff Kalb, West Coast 3411 03:04:36,700 --> 03:04:38,320 Reverse Polish notation 3412 03:04:38,320 --> 03:04:40,580 Reverse Polish notation is correct 3413 03:04:40,580 --> 03:04:42,100 That's what RPN stands for 3414 03:04:42,100 --> 03:04:43,360 Reverse Polish 3415 03:04:43,360 --> 03:04:49,900 When IBM first introduced floppy disks as a storage medium 3416 03:04:49,900 --> 03:04:51,780 What was the size? 3417 03:04:52,340 --> 03:04:53,400 Jeff Kalb, West Coast 3418 03:04:53,400 --> 03:04:54,180 8 inch 3419 03:04:54,180 --> 03:04:55,240 8 inch 3420 03:04:55,240 --> 03:04:55,540 8 inch what? 3421 03:04:55,540 --> 03:04:59,240 8 inch floppy disk 3422 03:04:59,240 --> 03:05:01,140 Was the diameter 3423 03:05:01,140 --> 03:05:02,680 Diameter was 8 inches 3424 03:05:02,680 --> 03:05:03,540 Okay, thank you 3425 03:05:03,540 --> 03:05:08,680 Okay, thank you 3426 03:05:08,680 --> 03:05:15,680 *coughs* 3427 03:05:15,680 --> 03:05:17,680 *coughs* 3428 03:05:17,680 --> 03:05:19,680 *coughs* 3429 03:05:19,680 --> 03:05:21,680 *coughs* 3430 03:05:21,680 --> 03:05:23,680 *coughs* 3431 03:05:23,680 --> 03:05:25,680 *coughs* 3432 03:05:25,680 --> 03:05:27,680 *coughs* 3433 03:05:27,680 --> 03:05:29,680 *coughs* 3434 03:05:29,680 --> 03:05:31,680 *coughs* 3435 03:05:31,680 --> 03:05:33,680 *coughs* 3436 03:05:33,680 --> 03:05:35,680 *coughs* 3437 03:05:35,680 --> 03:05:37,680 *coughs* 3438 03:05:37,680 --> 03:05:39,680 *coughs* 3439 03:05:39,680 --> 03:05:41,680 *coughs* 3440 03:05:41,680 --> 03:05:43,680 *coughs* 3441 03:05:43,680 --> 03:05:45,680 *coughs* 3442 03:05:45,680 --> 03:05:47,680 *coughs* 3443 03:05:47,680 --> 03:05:49,680 *coughs* 3444 03:05:49,680 --> 03:05:51,680 *coughs* 3445 03:05:51,680 --> 03:05:53,680 *coughs* 3446 03:05:53,680 --> 03:05:55,680 *coughs* 3447 03:05:55,680 --> 03:05:57,680 *coughs* 3448 03:05:57,680 --> 03:05:59,680 *coughs* 3449 03:05:59,680 --> 03:06:01,680 *coughs* 3450 03:06:01,680 --> 03:06:03,680 *coughs* 3451 03:06:03,680 --> 03:06:05,680 *coughs* 3452 03:06:05,680 --> 03:06:07,680 *coughs* 3453 03:06:07,680 --> 03:06:09,680 *coughs* 3454 03:06:09,680 --> 03:06:11,680 *coughs* 3455 03:06:11,680 --> 03:06:13,680 *coughs* 3456 03:06:13,680 --> 03:06:15,680 *coughs* 3457 03:06:15,680 --> 03:06:17,680 *coughs* 3458 03:06:17,680 --> 03:06:19,680 *coughs* 3459 03:06:19,680 --> 03:06:21,680 *coughs* 3460 03:06:21,680 --> 03:06:23,680 *coughs* 3461 03:06:23,680 --> 03:06:25,680 *coughs* 3462 03:06:25,680 --> 03:06:27,680 *coughs* 3463 03:06:27,680 --> 03:06:29,680 *coughs* 3464 03:06:29,680 --> 03:06:31,680 *coughs* 3465 03:06:31,680 --> 03:06:33,680 *coughs* 3466 03:06:33,680 --> 03:06:35,680 *coughs* 3467 03:06:35,680 --> 03:06:37,680 *coughs* 3468 03:06:37,680 --> 03:06:39,680 *coughs* 3469 03:06:39,680 --> 03:06:41,680 *coughs* 3470 03:06:41,680 --> 03:06:43,680 *coughs* 3471 03:06:43,680 --> 03:06:45,680 *coughs* 3472 03:07:11,680 --> 03:07:12,680 *coughs* 3473 03:07:12,680 --> 03:07:25,800 Question. The robot theater at the Computer Museum in Boston has the first fully mobile robot that proved itself by navigating through the laboratories at the Stanford Research. 3474 03:07:25,980 --> 03:07:27,400 John Shock West Coast. 3475 03:07:27,400 --> 03:07:36,980 What kind of fucking robot was this that they had going around? What the fuck was that robot doing around Stanford going in and out the bathrooms? 3476 03:07:38,180 --> 03:07:56,260 Shaky. Shaky is the robot theater at the Computer Museum in Boston has the first fully mobile robot that proved itself by navigating through the laboratories at the Stanford Research. 3477 03:07:56,960 --> 03:07:57,440 John Shock West Coast. 3478 03:07:57,440 --> 03:08:06,360 Hey, you got to get a hold on this robot. We let it go to work. It's going inside all the toilets. You need to come down here and sort it out. It's causing a scene. 3479 03:08:07,520 --> 03:08:17,620 I don't know why they talk like that at Stanford, but what was this robot about? Why was it going into the into the Jacks? Was it a robot? Did it clean the Jacks? 3480 03:08:17,620 --> 03:08:25,920 ...through the first fully mobile robot that proved itself by navigating through the laboratories at the Stanford Research. 3481 03:08:26,380 --> 03:08:27,540 John Shock West Coast. 3482 03:08:27,700 --> 03:08:28,680 The machine was called Shaky. 3483 03:08:28,840 --> 03:08:30,140 Shaky is the correct answer. 3484 03:08:30,380 --> 03:08:36,360 And it was called Shaky. This gets even more concerning. 3485 03:08:36,860 --> 03:08:51,340 The first business computer was not built in the United States. It was built in England. 3486 03:08:51,340 --> 03:08:57,720 Jeff Calb West Coast. It was Leo by the Lions Tea Company. I'm afraid that is not the answer 3487 03:08:57,720 --> 03:09:02,980 to the question. This will be worth 20 points to the East Coast Bill Contender. And it predated 3488 03:09:02,980 --> 03:09:28,980 the Univac One. The computer was built for the Lions Tea Company. The computer was built for the Lions Tea Company. Who designed and built the computer? Was it Alan Turing, Charles Babbage, Maurice Wilkes, or David Nelson, East Coast? Maurice Wilkes. That's correct. Maurice Wilkes is the answer. That's 20 points to the East. 3489 03:09:29,100 --> 03:09:48,940 Classic Nelson. 20 points please. For Coppola there. Go ahead. A well-known computer industry 3490 03:09:48,940 --> 03:09:57,180 personality stated his famous software development law as follows. Adding manpower. Dave Nelson, 3491 03:09:57,180 --> 03:10:05,740 East Coast. Fred Brooks. Fred Brooks is correct. Thank you very much. Shaffey, Pure Cream. Diameter, Shaffey, 3492 03:10:05,740 --> 03:10:16,700 Nintendo's Game Boy. Thank you. That's a great quote so finish it Bill. Adding manpower to a software 3493 03:10:16,700 --> 03:10:25,260 project makes it later. All right we're going into a bonus round and this is a bonus round for the East Coast. 3494 03:10:25,260 --> 03:10:33,820 The score right now is West 260, East 210. You can catch up and get 30 points in this bonus round and the topic is computer books. 3495 03:10:33,820 --> 03:10:42,700 Here's the first question for 10 points. The terms virtual reality and cyberspace came from the cyberpunk genre of science fiction. 3496 03:10:42,700 --> 03:10:51,260 Philip K Dick. According to Paul Sappho, John Brunner is credited with writing the first cyberpunk novel. What was it called? 3497 03:10:51,260 --> 03:10:59,820 Philip K Dick. I don't know. And your man again. The stance on this lad. It's like he's really bearing down. 3498 03:10:59,820 --> 03:11:08,380 Philip K Dick. But he doesn't have the answer. 10 points. Need an answer. Shockwave writer. 3499 03:11:08,380 --> 03:11:16,940 Philip K Dick. Absolutely right. Very good. Shockwave writer. 3500 03:11:16,940 --> 03:11:35,100 Philip K Dick. Okay. For another 10 points. The computer terms little Indian and big Indian are used to describe the least significant and most significant bits in a computer word. The terms come from Jonathan Swift's book, Gulliver's Travels. What did those terms stand for in the original book? 3501 03:11:35,100 --> 03:11:39,660 Philip K Dick. Look at this lad here. Thank you very much, Engelbert. Look at that. 3502 03:11:39,660 --> 03:12:09,640 I'm sorry. 3503 03:12:09,640 --> 03:12:39,620 I'm sorry. 3504 03:12:39,620 --> 03:12:45,800 I need an answer. 3505 03:12:46,620 --> 03:12:47,100 Gentlemen. 3506 03:12:48,380 --> 03:12:49,720 First and last fingers. 3507 03:12:51,200 --> 03:12:53,900 Thumb and baby finger. 3508 03:12:54,880 --> 03:12:55,300 No. 3509 03:12:56,240 --> 03:12:56,740 Gentlemen. 3510 03:12:57,980 --> 03:12:59,300 First and last fingers. 3511 03:13:00,100 --> 03:13:00,520 No. 3512 03:13:01,360 --> 03:13:05,440 There were two groups of people in the book who ate eggs from the little end or the big end. 3513 03:13:05,900 --> 03:13:07,640 And they were the little endians and the big endians. 3514 03:13:07,640 --> 03:13:08,180 Endians. 3515 03:13:08,320 --> 03:13:08,760 Endians. 3516 03:13:08,880 --> 03:13:09,680 I said endians. 3517 03:13:09,760 --> 03:13:10,240 Not endians. 3518 03:13:11,020 --> 03:13:11,260 All right. 3519 03:13:11,260 --> 03:13:12,860 What the fuck is an endian? 3520 03:13:13,120 --> 03:13:14,540 The little endians and the big endians. 3521 03:13:14,620 --> 03:13:15,100 Endians. 3522 03:13:15,320 --> 03:13:15,720 Endians. 3523 03:13:15,820 --> 03:13:16,640 I said endians. 3524 03:13:16,680 --> 03:13:17,140 Not endians. 3525 03:13:17,860 --> 03:13:18,280 All right. 3526 03:13:18,280 --> 03:13:19,740 You've got a chance for 10 more points. 3527 03:13:20,040 --> 03:13:21,380 Last question in this bonus round. 3528 03:13:22,020 --> 03:13:22,700 The book of the end. 3529 03:13:22,700 --> 03:13:24,220 Thank you very much, dear God. 3530 03:13:24,320 --> 03:13:28,000 The last man was written by Francis Fukuyama. 3531 03:13:28,300 --> 03:13:28,940 Where was this? 3532 03:13:29,040 --> 03:13:30,640 Posted probably California. 3533 03:13:31,220 --> 03:13:32,840 It's this computer bowl. 3534 03:13:32,980 --> 03:13:34,420 So it's probably Silicon Valley. 3535 03:13:34,700 --> 03:13:36,060 It's probably how they got Bill Gates. 3536 03:13:36,660 --> 03:13:37,620 Probably just around the corner. 3537 03:13:38,160 --> 03:13:41,240 dedicated the book not to a person but to a computer chip. 3538 03:13:42,360 --> 03:13:42,880 What chip? 3539 03:13:43,520 --> 03:13:47,040 The real you could set your watch by the haircut sort of situation. 3540 03:13:47,220 --> 03:13:47,900 Not with that fellow. 3541 03:13:48,080 --> 03:13:50,300 But this guy has a classic cut. 3542 03:13:51,540 --> 03:13:53,520 What chip did he dedicate the book to? 3543 03:13:56,460 --> 03:13:57,200 Poor man. 3544 03:13:57,420 --> 03:13:58,080 You're not a kill. 3545 03:13:58,300 --> 03:13:58,660 No, no, no. 3546 03:13:59,320 --> 03:14:00,320 Chip, your real name chip. 3547 03:14:01,660 --> 03:14:02,340 Game boy. 3548 03:14:02,820 --> 03:14:05,260 What chip did Fukuyama dedicate his book to? 3549 03:14:05,260 --> 03:14:09,300 Sorry, was it Francis? 3550 03:14:09,600 --> 03:14:10,920 Not to a person but to a computer. 3551 03:14:10,920 --> 03:14:11,840 Francis Fukuyama. 3552 03:14:12,620 --> 03:14:16,560 The author dedicated the book not to a person but to a computer chip. 3553 03:14:17,440 --> 03:14:19,680 What chip did he dedicate the book to? 3554 03:14:22,560 --> 03:14:23,380 Poor man. 3555 03:14:25,760 --> 03:14:28,520 What chip did Fukuyama dedicate his book to? 3556 03:14:29,220 --> 03:14:30,080 Quick, quick, quick. 3557 03:14:31,160 --> 03:14:32,140 Quick, quick, quick. 3558 03:14:32,440 --> 03:14:33,220 I need an answer. 3559 03:14:33,220 --> 03:14:33,660 Yes? 3560 03:14:35,440 --> 03:14:35,800 Yes? 3561 03:14:36,100 --> 03:14:36,640 80-86? 3562 03:14:37,060 --> 03:14:37,460 No. 3563 03:14:38,100 --> 03:14:39,220 It was the 83-86. 3564 03:14:41,200 --> 03:14:41,640 Sorry. 3565 03:14:42,640 --> 03:14:43,080 All right. 3566 03:14:43,160 --> 03:14:46,360 The score now at the end of that bonus round is still the West ahead by 40 points. 3567 03:14:46,420 --> 03:14:47,600 260 for the West. 3568 03:14:48,000 --> 03:14:49,160 220 for the East. 3569 03:14:49,820 --> 03:14:50,680 Bill, let's continue. 3570 03:14:51,720 --> 03:14:56,800 Plan Kalkul is the name of a computer language used by an... 3571 03:14:56,800 --> 03:14:58,420 Plan Kalkul. 3572 03:14:58,420 --> 03:14:59,660 ...computer pioneer. 3573 03:14:59,920 --> 03:15:00,980 Ruthann Quinlan West. 3574 03:15:01,120 --> 03:15:01,400 Zeus. 3575 03:15:01,600 --> 03:15:02,840 Zeus is the right answer. 3576 03:15:03,000 --> 03:15:03,500 10 points. 3577 03:15:04,880 --> 03:15:06,160 Zeus is after you. 3578 03:15:06,780 --> 03:15:07,660 Next question, Bill. 3579 03:15:08,300 --> 03:15:14,000 Borland founder, Philippe Kahn, first started using a personal computer in 1974. 3580 03:15:15,100 --> 03:15:17,380 What was the name of Philippe's first... 3581 03:15:17,380 --> 03:15:18,660 John Shock, West Coast. 3582 03:15:18,920 --> 03:15:19,460 The Mikral. 3583 03:15:19,700 --> 03:15:20,780 Mikral is correct. 3584 03:15:20,920 --> 03:15:22,060 Another 10 points for the West. 3585 03:15:22,100 --> 03:15:24,540 Yeah, a bit of glory for this book, finally. 3586 03:15:24,540 --> 03:15:25,340 John Shock, West Coast. 3587 03:15:25,340 --> 03:15:26,820 John Shock. 3588 03:15:26,980 --> 03:15:27,980 Mikral is correct. 3589 03:15:29,100 --> 03:15:32,720 He's had a tough time of it, but now we can see a little bit of celebration. 3590 03:15:34,720 --> 03:15:35,480 Happy for him. 3591 03:15:35,480 --> 03:15:35,960 West. 3592 03:15:38,180 --> 03:15:39,300 All right, next question. 3593 03:15:39,300 --> 03:15:43,800 Next, we're going to show you an artifact from the Computer Museum. 3594 03:15:44,020 --> 03:15:48,380 If you look out front, you will see this gentleman wearing something which is from the Computer Museum. 3595 03:15:48,380 --> 03:15:49,280 Look at this guy. 3596 03:15:49,400 --> 03:15:51,620 This is intense enough as well. 3597 03:15:51,680 --> 03:15:51,860 Look. 3598 03:15:52,240 --> 03:15:53,800 Whatever the hell is going on in the audience. 3599 03:15:53,920 --> 03:15:55,820 Thanks for the tip there, Clan Cagoule. 3600 03:15:55,820 --> 03:16:17,720 This is from the Computer Museum's collection. 3601 03:16:17,880 --> 03:16:18,740 Can everybody see that? 3602 03:16:18,780 --> 03:16:21,020 He's got this sort of helmet thing on his head. 3603 03:16:21,720 --> 03:16:23,680 This is a virtual reality helmet. 3604 03:16:23,680 --> 03:16:24,540 ...moment. 3605 03:16:24,540 --> 03:16:54,520 ...moment. 3606 03:16:54,520 --> 03:16:56,520 ...moment. 3607 03:16:56,520 --> 03:17:04,180 No reality helmet. 3608 03:17:04,180 --> 03:17:32,500 Designed in 1970. 3609 03:17:32,500 --> 03:17:35,000 Who designed it? 3610 03:17:35,000 --> 03:17:37,180 You're there, you're there. 3611 03:17:37,300 --> 03:17:38,300 John Shock, West Coast. 3612 03:17:38,380 --> 03:17:39,000 Ivan Sutherland. 3613 03:17:39,100 --> 03:17:39,800 Ivan Sutherland. 3614 03:17:39,920 --> 03:17:41,820 His fucking bulletin didn't work, look. 3615 03:17:43,400 --> 03:17:44,500 You're there, you're there. 3616 03:17:44,620 --> 03:17:45,620 John Shock, West Coast. 3617 03:17:45,700 --> 03:17:46,320 Ivan Sutherland. 3618 03:17:46,440 --> 03:17:47,640 Ivan Sutherland is correct. 3619 03:17:48,960 --> 03:17:49,640 Thank you. 3620 03:17:50,260 --> 03:17:51,020 Next question. 3621 03:17:53,160 --> 03:17:55,820 While many people think of the Osborne 1 3622 03:17:55,820 --> 03:17:58,400 as the first real portable computer, 3623 03:17:59,100 --> 03:18:01,320 there was an earlier sewing machine-sized, 3624 03:18:01,320 --> 03:18:04,900 luggable computer marketed by the digital group. 3625 03:18:07,200 --> 03:18:10,100 What was the name of the predecessor to the Osborne? 3626 03:18:10,760 --> 03:18:14,560 Was it the Bitbox, the Byte Master, the... 3627 03:18:14,560 --> 03:18:19,460 I was meant to turn this off and go back to original Computer Chronicles, 3628 03:18:19,540 --> 03:18:23,200 but something kept me hooked for another five minutes. 3629 03:18:25,980 --> 03:18:32,960 I think it's good to have this on the back burner and fuck off and just get a real shot of the good stuff in. 3630 03:18:36,660 --> 03:18:40,500 That being maybe an episode from the late 90s. 3631 03:18:41,500 --> 03:18:45,400 But I mean, it's tough because I've seen quite a lot of them and I can't remember. 3632 03:18:46,200 --> 03:18:47,100 Cyber politics. 3633 03:18:47,500 --> 03:18:49,400 Hopefully, you know, that's... 3634 03:18:49,400 --> 03:18:51,240 You know, politics is in the news now. 3635 03:18:52,460 --> 03:18:54,120 What with the election and all that. 3636 03:18:54,480 --> 03:19:06,000 Maybe there could be some sort of stuff that we can glean from 1996 that will help inform today's decisions in a cyber format. 3637 03:19:06,000 --> 03:19:07,000 That's what we're doing. 3638 03:19:07,000 --> 03:19:07,000 We're going to talk about that. 3639 03:19:07,000 --> 03:19:08,000 We're going to talk about that. 3640 03:19:08,000 --> 03:19:09,000 We're going to talk about that. 3641 03:19:09,000 --> 03:19:09,000 We're going to talk about that. 3642 03:19:09,000 --> 03:19:10,000 We're going to talk about that. 3643 03:19:10,000 --> 03:19:11,000 We're going to talk about that. 3644 03:19:11,000 --> 03:19:12,000 We're going to talk about that. 3645 03:19:12,000 --> 03:19:13,000 We're going to talk about that. 3646 03:19:13,000 --> 03:19:14,000 We're going to talk about that. 3647 03:19:14,000 --> 03:19:15,000 We're going to talk about that. 3648 03:19:15,000 --> 03:19:16,000 We're going to talk about that. 3649 03:19:16,000 --> 03:19:17,000 We're going to talk about that. 3650 03:19:17,000 --> 03:19:18,000 We're going to talk about that. 3651 03:19:18,000 --> 03:19:19,000 We're going to talk about that. 3652 03:19:19,000 --> 03:19:20,000 We're going to talk about that. 3653 03:19:20,000 --> 03:19:21,000 We're going to talk about that. 3654 03:19:21,000 --> 03:19:22,000 We're going to talk about that. 3655 03:19:22,000 --> 03:19:23,000 We're going to talk about that. 3656 03:19:23,000 --> 03:19:24,000 We're going to talk about that. 3657 03:19:24,000 --> 03:19:25,000 We're going to talk about that. 3658 03:19:25,000 --> 03:19:26,000 We're going to talk about that. 3659 03:19:26,000 --> 03:19:27,000 We're going to talk about that. 3660 03:19:27,000 --> 03:19:28,000 We're going to talk about that. 3661 03:19:28,000 --> 03:19:29,000 We're going to talk about that. 3662 03:19:29,000 --> 03:19:30,000 We're going to talk about that. 3663 03:19:30,000 --> 03:19:31,000 We're going to talk about that. 3664 03:19:31,000 --> 03:19:32,000 We're going to talk about that. 3665 03:19:32,000 --> 03:19:33,000 We're going to talk about that. 3666 03:19:33,000 --> 03:19:34,000 We're going to talk about that. 3667 03:19:34,000 --> 03:19:55,000 Thank you very much there. 3668 03:19:55,000 --> 03:19:57,000 Cyber. 3669 03:19:57,000 --> 03:20:00,000 I hardly knew or thank you very much. 3670 03:20:00,000 --> 03:20:02,000 I hardly knew beer. 3671 03:20:02,000 --> 03:20:03,000 Thank you very much. 3672 03:20:03,000 --> 03:20:05,000 hard to read that one out. 3673 03:20:05,000 --> 03:20:11,000 Nescafe. 3674 03:20:11,000 --> 03:20:39,000 Nescafe. 3675 03:20:39,000 --> 03:20:47,960 This week at the Internet Café, cyber politics. 3676 03:20:48,140 --> 03:20:49,560 Dole, Clinton, Kemp, Gore. 3677 03:20:49,700 --> 03:20:50,260 Want to know more? 3678 03:20:50,360 --> 03:20:51,160 It's all on the web. 3679 03:20:51,640 --> 03:20:53,420 Dole, Clinton, Kemp, Gore. 3680 03:20:54,520 --> 03:20:57,460 I think we've fucking seen it, but it's a cracker. 3681 03:20:57,460 --> 03:20:59,040 And grassroots politics. 3682 03:20:59,180 --> 03:21:00,020 Care about the environment? 3683 03:21:00,340 --> 03:21:02,660 Here's one website that'll help you get organized. 3684 03:21:03,000 --> 03:21:03,920 Plus free speech. 3685 03:21:04,040 --> 03:21:06,060 Can you speak freely and privately on the net? 3686 03:21:06,080 --> 03:21:06,540 Maybe not. 3687 03:21:06,640 --> 03:21:07,680 Can't remember his face. 3688 03:21:07,820 --> 03:21:09,380 Meet the founder of Cypherpunks. 3689 03:21:10,360 --> 03:21:11,700 Plus free software. 3690 03:21:11,900 --> 03:21:16,360 Four megabytes of cool stuff on our Cyber Blast tonight at the Internet Café. 3691 03:21:17,020 --> 03:21:19,920 The Internet Café is made possible in part by Intel. 3692 03:21:20,540 --> 03:21:21,780 One revolutionary idea. 3693 03:21:21,780 --> 03:21:26,240 Yeah, I think seeing this one maybe six months ago. 3694 03:21:27,820 --> 03:21:30,880 In Palo Alto, California, right in the heart of the Silicon Valley, 3695 03:21:31,060 --> 03:21:33,680 it's probably the newest, biggest cyber cafe in the country. 3696 03:21:33,960 --> 03:21:36,700 It's not officially open yet, as you can probably see around here. 3697 03:21:36,700 --> 03:21:38,580 You'll probably hear during the course of the show. 3698 03:21:38,660 --> 03:21:42,480 It opens to the public in a couple of days, but we're giving you kind of a sneak preview of Cybersmith. 3699 03:21:42,640 --> 03:21:45,660 And we're here talking about politics in the net tonight, which should really be interesting. 3700 03:21:45,780 --> 03:21:47,940 This is the first presidential election ever. 3701 03:21:48,180 --> 03:21:50,600 Yeah, I thought I would have actually remembered this, though. 3702 03:21:50,800 --> 03:21:55,340 The mentioning that it's Cybersmith is only just getting opened up. 3703 03:21:55,400 --> 03:21:57,680 As you can see, there's nothing in the background. 3704 03:21:57,820 --> 03:21:59,480 They're still fitting it up. 3705 03:22:01,680 --> 03:22:03,920 Don't remember this limited edition episode. 3706 03:22:03,920 --> 03:22:04,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3707 03:22:04,920 --> 03:22:04,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3708 03:22:04,920 --> 03:22:05,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3709 03:22:05,920 --> 03:22:06,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3710 03:22:06,920 --> 03:22:07,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3711 03:22:07,920 --> 03:22:08,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3712 03:22:08,920 --> 03:22:09,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3713 03:22:09,920 --> 03:22:10,920 Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world. 3714 03:22:10,920 --> 03:22:15,600 One of the candidates, I guess for the first time ever, closed his summary remarks by plugging his website. 3715 03:22:15,680 --> 03:22:17,920 Dole said, check us out at dolekemp.org. 3716 03:22:18,180 --> 03:22:20,060 So the web and politics are for real. 3717 03:22:20,540 --> 03:22:22,700 I thought it was also really interesting. Perot wanted to be there. 3718 03:22:24,360 --> 03:22:27,160 He closed his summary remarks by plugging his website. 3719 03:22:27,240 --> 03:22:29,480 Dole said, check us out at dolekemp.org. 3720 03:22:29,740 --> 03:22:31,600 So the web and politics are for real. 3721 03:22:31,980 --> 03:22:35,360 I thought it was also really interesting. Perot wanted to be there, and he couldn't be there. 3722 03:22:35,620 --> 03:22:38,880 There's a lot of new parties, the Libertarian Party, the Green Party, the New Party, 3723 03:22:38,880 --> 03:22:43,080 that are actually getting up on the web and making that their forum to get to the people. 3724 03:22:43,660 --> 03:22:45,360 Tonight we're going to talk to the AK Press. 3725 03:22:45,740 --> 03:22:48,820 They're actually a group that put some anarchist-type writings out on the web. 3726 03:22:49,100 --> 03:22:51,940 We're going to talk to them about some of the sites that they really are interested in, 3727 03:22:52,200 --> 03:22:58,060 including sites that may have things from old punk bands, may talk some non-Trumpsy-type writings. 3728 03:22:58,920 --> 03:23:04,260 The 90s camera angles, but there's zero atmosphere in the background. 3729 03:23:04,260 --> 03:23:08,400 It's all very quiet because the cafe hasn't even been built yet. 3730 03:23:08,400 --> 03:23:12,060 It's surprising they did an episode when the cafe wasn't even built. 3731 03:23:14,540 --> 03:23:16,220 Possibly even some white supremacists. 3732 03:23:16,380 --> 03:23:19,200 So the power of the few is now in the hands of many. 3733 03:23:19,780 --> 03:23:20,380 You know... 3734 03:23:20,380 --> 03:23:25,680 I like the empathetic stance from Stu and the nod and the, all right. 3735 03:23:26,220 --> 03:23:28,460 And then that siegs into Jane's bit. 3736 03:23:29,520 --> 03:23:37,220 The pre-planned scripted chat bits that are, they're presented in a kind of a, these guys 3737 03:23:37,220 --> 03:23:43,300 are just friends chatting amongst themselves kind of way, but it's very rigorously formulaic 3738 03:23:43,300 --> 03:23:45,040 in their movements towards one another. 3739 03:23:46,040 --> 03:23:50,480 Things from old punk bands, may talk some Noam Chomsky-type writings. 3740 03:23:50,980 --> 03:23:52,140 Bit of Noam Chomsky. 3741 03:23:52,180 --> 03:23:53,420 And also even some white supremacists. 3742 03:23:53,600 --> 03:23:56,400 So the power of the few is now in the hands of many. 3743 03:23:56,500 --> 03:23:56,700 Right. 3744 03:23:56,960 --> 03:24:01,620 You know, it's also interesting is when I was visiting some of the sites is the power of the 3745 03:24:01,620 --> 03:24:04,060 web for grassroots activism. 3746 03:24:04,340 --> 03:24:08,240 I mean, you can go to these websites, not only get information about these political 3747 03:24:08,240 --> 03:24:09,940 groups, but also participate. 3748 03:24:10,500 --> 03:24:12,100 Either, you know, respond in a petition. 3749 03:24:12,480 --> 03:24:13,360 This is familiar. 3750 03:24:13,560 --> 03:24:14,940 I think we might have seen this one. 3751 03:24:15,160 --> 03:24:17,980 ...organization that may be doing clear cutting in the forests or what have you. 3752 03:24:18,240 --> 03:24:22,640 So it's a really phenomenal way to actually get active in the, in the, in the programs. 3753 03:24:22,880 --> 03:24:25,860 So it's not only top-down politics, bottom-up politics too. 3754 03:24:25,860 --> 03:24:26,160 Exactly. 3755 03:24:26,500 --> 03:24:29,400 Well, lots of interesting people as usual here in the Internet Cafe. 3756 03:24:29,580 --> 03:24:30,020 We'll meet them. 3757 03:24:30,080 --> 03:24:31,100 We'll see some cool websites. 3758 03:24:31,400 --> 03:24:33,060 Look at some interesting political news groups. 3759 03:24:33,060 --> 03:24:35,520 So lots of politics and the web and the net coming up. 3760 03:24:37,400 --> 03:24:38,500 So Maureen, tell- 3761 03:24:38,500 --> 03:24:39,840 Just that little transition. 3762 03:24:40,120 --> 03:24:40,840 Tell me a little bit about- 3763 03:24:40,840 --> 03:24:45,360 We have the opportunity just to see that as it splits to see what it looks like, which is nice. 3764 03:24:45,360 --> 03:25:08,260 The politics and the web and the net coming up. 3765 03:25:08,260 --> 03:25:09,600 We have the opportunity just to see what it looks like, which is nice. 3766 03:25:09,600 --> 03:25:11,600 We have the opportunity just to see what it looks like, which is nice. 3767 03:25:11,600 --> 03:25:13,700 So that's what I was trying to get at. 3768 03:25:16,600 --> 03:25:20,180 Are they his own eyes from the next transition? 3769 03:25:20,180 --> 03:25:23,800 Are they Jane's or Andrew's eyes? 3770 03:25:23,800 --> 03:25:30,140 Oh, it's Jane's. 3771 03:25:30,380 --> 03:25:32,040 It's fucking jarring enough. 3772 03:25:32,100 --> 03:25:35,980 I think that's why I initially wanted to stop and go back and reinvestigate. 3773 03:25:35,980 --> 03:25:46,000 Is that there's just something about Stu's face then being blended with someone else's eyes, but yet still having Stu's nose and the mouth. 3774 03:25:46,780 --> 03:25:51,640 That was slightly disturbing. 3775 03:25:53,360 --> 03:26:03,640 And maybe back on analog displays and whatnot that this might have been viewed on, especially that bit there where he smiles and he's got Jane's eyes and then Stu's own eyes. 3776 03:26:04,640 --> 03:26:06,160 Joey the lips, thanks for the tips. 3777 03:26:10,240 --> 03:26:14,560 So Maureen, tell me a little bit about APC and IGC. 3778 03:26:14,920 --> 03:26:15,240 Sure. 3779 03:26:15,400 --> 03:26:17,840 IGC is the Institute for Global Communications. 3780 03:26:18,620 --> 03:26:19,980 We're an internet provider. 3781 03:26:20,260 --> 03:26:21,640 Maureen Mason's after you. 3782 03:26:22,200 --> 03:26:23,440 Since I'm from the services. 3783 03:26:24,240 --> 03:26:29,060 And each of those deal with different issues that people are interested in. 3784 03:26:29,060 --> 03:26:30,600 So tell me a little bit about Econet. 3785 03:26:30,700 --> 03:26:31,580 Sounds kind of interesting. 3786 03:26:32,000 --> 03:26:33,580 Well, Econet actually came about. 3787 03:26:33,700 --> 03:26:36,140 PeaceNet was the first organization, the first network we ran. 3788 03:26:36,140 --> 03:26:38,220 And Econet came about as a result. 3789 03:26:39,180 --> 03:26:41,780 In their individual community, there are these toxic sites. 3790 03:26:41,860 --> 03:26:51,540 By putting in their zip code and then, in fact, there's a map that people can look at on the webpage and zero in on their community and see what both the organization. 3791 03:26:51,980 --> 03:26:52,960 What was toxic? 3792 03:26:53,380 --> 03:26:54,920 What were the toxic sites? 3793 03:26:55,280 --> 03:26:56,740 Justice networking project. 3794 03:26:57,880 --> 03:27:09,480 That grew up in response to the reality that a lot of minority neighborhoods, black and Latino neighborhoods in this country are disproportionately affected by health hazards and toxic waste. 3795 03:27:10,140 --> 03:27:12,340 And so that particular project created... 3796 03:27:12,340 --> 03:27:13,660 Toxic waste is after you... 3797 03:27:13,660 --> 03:27:15,720 It's a lot for exploring all of these areas for us. 3798 03:27:15,720 --> 03:27:16,160 It was super. 3799 03:27:16,340 --> 03:27:16,840 Check it out. 3800 03:27:17,920 --> 03:27:18,820 Hi, I'm Eric. 3801 03:27:19,300 --> 03:27:20,460 Get the Mojo Wire. 3802 03:27:20,660 --> 03:27:23,140 www.motherjones.com. 3803 03:27:23,280 --> 03:27:24,860 We're having all sorts of fun over here. 3804 03:27:25,120 --> 03:27:28,700 Crazy polls, crazy quizzes, crazy fun, and crazy prices. 3805 03:27:28,940 --> 03:27:30,420 Who would you rather have as president? 3806 03:27:30,580 --> 03:27:31,020 Lady Dole? 3807 03:27:31,300 --> 03:27:31,820 Hillary Clinton? 3808 03:27:32,060 --> 03:27:33,920 Come up with Bob Dole's new campaign slogan. 3809 03:27:34,260 --> 03:27:35,120 All sorts of fun. 3810 03:27:35,200 --> 03:27:35,780 I'm telling you. 3811 03:27:35,880 --> 03:27:38,340 www.motherjones.com. 3812 03:27:39,000 --> 03:27:41,480 What we're doing right now, Eric, we're actually looking at what... 3813 03:27:41,480 --> 03:27:42,920 I guess the mailing list you guys run? 3814 03:27:42,920 --> 03:27:43,320 Yeah. 3815 03:27:43,320 --> 03:28:03,180 Cypherpunks mailing list. 3816 03:28:03,180 --> 03:28:05,140 This is a web archive of it. 3817 03:28:05,560 --> 03:28:07,160 So, Cypherpunks is not a website. 3818 03:28:07,780 --> 03:28:08,320 It's just... 3819 03:28:08,320 --> 03:28:09,460 Cypherpunks is a mailing list. 3820 03:28:09,480 --> 03:28:10,060 A mailing list. 3821 03:28:10,100 --> 03:28:13,240 And a name for a group of people that would hang out on that mailing list. 3822 03:28:13,500 --> 03:28:15,000 And what is a cypherpunk? 3823 03:28:15,080 --> 03:28:15,700 What do you guys stand for? 3824 03:28:15,800 --> 03:28:17,500 Cypherpunks are cryptography activists. 3825 03:28:17,640 --> 03:28:19,700 We believe in personal privacy for everybody. 3826 03:28:20,300 --> 03:28:20,480 All right. 3827 03:28:20,480 --> 03:28:23,780 We're talking basically about politics tonight and politics on the web. 3828 03:28:24,520 --> 03:28:28,480 And I guess is the theory that for politics, for democracy to work, you need free speech. 3829 03:28:28,560 --> 03:28:30,360 I mean, First Amendment, those are the first rule. 3830 03:28:31,380 --> 03:28:34,440 And to you, does free speech have to be anonymous speech then? 3831 03:28:34,560 --> 03:28:38,040 It doesn't have to be anonymous, but it should be able to be anonymous when it needs to be anonymous. 3832 03:28:38,940 --> 03:28:47,880 The idea is that unless you're able to make an anonymous speech act at some point, there are things that people will feel not free to say. 3833 03:28:48,080 --> 03:28:53,360 Things that they might otherwise say, which are valuable in discourse, which are unpopular kinds of speech. 3834 03:28:53,440 --> 03:28:55,440 And it's only unpopular speech that needs protection. 3835 03:28:56,000 --> 03:28:58,440 Are we talking public speech or one-on-one speech? 3836 03:28:58,680 --> 03:28:59,000 Both. 3837 03:28:59,540 --> 03:29:01,760 One-on-one speech has more of the aspects of assembly. 3838 03:29:02,220 --> 03:29:10,180 Is that the government initiatives to stamp out confidential speech, speech that no one else can understand, and to anonymous speech. 3839 03:29:10,680 --> 03:29:12,560 Both limit the kind of... 3840 03:29:12,560 --> 03:29:17,920 A certain kind of encryption to make these kinds of speech private or anonymous, whatever you want it to be. 3841 03:29:17,920 --> 03:29:20,180 It's so dead inside the cafe. 3842 03:29:20,680 --> 03:29:21,400 You can hear it. 3843 03:29:22,400 --> 03:29:24,560 Someone's fucking shoe just squeaked. 3844 03:29:25,560 --> 03:29:26,260 And it was... 3845 03:29:26,260 --> 03:29:27,500 Assembly that you can have online. 3846 03:29:27,560 --> 03:29:28,120 Really loud. 3847 03:29:28,320 --> 03:29:29,860 Public speech is far more like... 3848 03:29:29,860 --> 03:29:31,920 It has assembly aspects if it's happening. 3849 03:29:32,000 --> 03:29:33,380 There's a sort of new politics in that. 3850 03:29:33,480 --> 03:29:36,080 You say, or anonymous, whatever you want it to be. 3851 03:29:36,760 --> 03:29:36,960 But... 3852 03:29:36,960 --> 03:29:38,720 Access to all plain text. 3853 03:29:39,060 --> 03:29:39,780 Meaning whatever... 3854 03:29:39,780 --> 03:29:43,960 They acknowledge that you're going to have it if you really want it. 3855 03:29:45,540 --> 03:29:49,060 To abuse the rights of the citizenry to have good cryptography. 3856 03:29:49,500 --> 03:29:54,140 The Clipper Chip Initiative came out in early 93, shortly after the administration started. 3857 03:29:54,200 --> 03:29:56,420 Just explain briefly for people who don't know what the Clipper Chip was. 3858 03:29:56,420 --> 03:29:58,560 The Clipper Chip is, is we get to listen. 3859 03:29:59,760 --> 03:30:01,320 So it's an encryption that the government... 3860 03:30:01,320 --> 03:30:02,820 I've seen that one, Eric. 3861 03:30:02,900 --> 03:30:09,900 A remailer is an internet service that allows you to send mail to it, and it will resend your mail off to the destination, 3862 03:30:10,080 --> 03:30:12,760 but strip off the identity of where it came from. 3863 03:30:12,840 --> 03:30:13,760 It allows you to make an honest... 3864 03:30:13,760 --> 03:30:14,500 We gotta go. 3865 03:30:14,500 --> 03:30:17,480 We're gonna prove crypto. 3866 03:30:18,060 --> 03:30:18,780 Can't trust it. 3867 03:30:18,840 --> 03:30:19,460 Don't use it. 3868 03:30:20,720 --> 03:30:21,960 Thanks very much. 3869 03:30:22,800 --> 03:30:24,700 On tonight's Cyber Blast, we're going to... 3870 03:30:24,700 --> 03:30:25,560 Cyber Blast. 3871 03:30:25,700 --> 03:30:25,720 We're going to... 3872 03:30:25,720 --> 03:30:26,480 Eight cool programs. 3873 03:30:26,620 --> 03:30:27,120 That's right. 3874 03:30:27,200 --> 03:30:33,880 Our Cyber Blast is right now dumping data so fast that we can send you eight complete files in less than two minutes. 3875 03:30:34,000 --> 03:30:38,720 What you're seeing over here is the actual data coming into your computer right now. 3876 03:30:39,140 --> 03:30:43,140 We're sending you these programs in the TV signal at about two megabytes per minute. 3877 03:30:43,820 --> 03:30:45,000 Let me tell you what we're sending you. 3878 03:30:45,000 --> 03:30:46,660 Megabytes are coming into your screen. 3879 03:30:46,660 --> 03:30:52,880 First of all, we're downloading the congressional mailing list, which contains the current email addresses for every senator and representative. 3880 03:30:53,580 --> 03:30:56,300 Next, we're sending you the official White House website. 3881 03:30:56,720 --> 03:31:03,480 This includes government agencies, bios of key administration staffers, some political games, and campaign information. 3882 03:31:04,160 --> 03:31:07,760 We're also sending you the Republican presidential campaign website. 3883 03:31:08,180 --> 03:31:13,860 It includes detailed information on Bob Dole and Jack Kemp and the latest Republican campaign news. 3884 03:31:14,420 --> 03:31:16,500 Also, if you're into this history of following... 3885 03:31:16,500 --> 03:31:19,340 Does anybody know if this image... 3886 03:31:19,340 --> 03:31:23,900 Is this being scanned by some device like a QR code is? 3887 03:31:24,180 --> 03:31:27,240 Is that how the data is being transferred? 3888 03:31:27,680 --> 03:31:32,980 Or is that just there for graphics to make it seem like data is transferred now? 3889 03:31:33,060 --> 03:31:36,940 So that's the TV modem took a picture of that. 3890 03:31:37,940 --> 03:31:43,120 And it parsed the data from those little fucking... 3891 03:31:43,120 --> 03:31:43,800 That image. 3892 03:31:45,020 --> 03:31:47,480 But how did it do that? 3893 03:31:47,580 --> 03:31:48,980 Like, it looks really blurry. 3894 03:31:49,140 --> 03:31:51,340 How does it accurately know? 3895 03:31:52,920 --> 03:31:55,020 I mean, it doesn't look... 3896 03:31:56,020 --> 03:31:57,340 I mean, how did it do that? 3897 03:31:57,400 --> 03:31:59,060 The TV modem is what I'm trying to say. 3898 03:32:01,300 --> 03:32:03,300 ...politics and the federal government... 3899 03:32:03,300 --> 03:32:03,680 Each picture of the base... 3900 03:32:03,680 --> 03:32:07,440 We're now downloading to you a complete copy of the U.S. Constitution. 3901 03:32:08,140 --> 03:32:13,140 Finally, we're sending you three fun files that will give you a lighter perspective of politics. 3902 03:32:13,540 --> 03:32:18,620 First is a video clip from the movie American President, starring Michael Douglas and Annette Benning. 3903 03:32:19,040 --> 03:32:20,580 Check it out before you read the movie. 3904 03:32:21,020 --> 03:32:25,700 There's also a puzzle game called Mudball from Broderbund for those of you who enjoy... 3905 03:32:25,700 --> 03:32:26,400 Mudball. 3906 03:32:26,400 --> 03:32:27,080 ...in Chicago. 3907 03:32:27,680 --> 03:32:28,240 If you... 3908 03:32:28,240 --> 03:32:29,400 Use or find... 3909 03:32:29,400 --> 03:32:29,740 Modem. 3910 03:32:30,300 --> 03:32:31,120 Primary function. 3911 03:32:31,380 --> 03:32:33,160 So can you tell me what the AK Press is all about? 3912 03:32:33,540 --> 03:32:34,500 Yeah, we're a workers' co... 3913 03:32:34,500 --> 03:32:35,000 Anderson. 3914 03:32:36,240 --> 03:32:38,360 So can you tell me what the AK Press is all about? 3915 03:32:38,720 --> 03:32:47,780 Yeah, we're a workers' cooperative whose primary function is we publish and distribute a wide variety of anarchist, anti-authority and other progressive literature. 3916 03:32:48,040 --> 03:32:49,560 What type of information would you consider? 3917 03:32:49,620 --> 03:32:50,640 I haven't seen this one. 3918 03:32:50,740 --> 03:32:55,100 I mean, I spent the last 20 minutes thinking of seeing it or however long it's been. 3919 03:32:55,100 --> 03:32:56,320 I've skipped quite a bit. 3920 03:32:56,440 --> 03:32:57,100 18 minutes. 3921 03:32:57,300 --> 03:32:58,100 But, um... 3922 03:32:58,100 --> 03:33:01,580 It's kind of like deja vu and then it doesn't happen. 3923 03:33:01,700 --> 03:33:03,920 Look how sharp his hair is here. 3924 03:33:04,120 --> 03:33:05,140 Right into a point. 3925 03:33:05,220 --> 03:33:06,120 A real sharp point. 3926 03:33:08,200 --> 03:33:08,680 Anarchist. 3927 03:33:09,720 --> 03:33:12,480 Anarchist, anti-authority and other progressive literature. 3928 03:33:12,740 --> 03:33:15,060 What type of information would you consider anarchist? 3929 03:33:15,520 --> 03:33:22,500 Um, it runs the gamut from, I guess, one of the most well-known contemporary anarchist figure being Noam Chomsky. 3930 03:33:22,640 --> 03:33:23,660 So I guess it's from Chomsky. 3931 03:33:23,840 --> 03:33:24,760 Yeah, I think I've seen this. 3932 03:33:24,760 --> 03:33:28,100 Back to, um, some whorey old dead heroes of the past. 3933 03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:29,260 Um... 3934 03:33:30,440 --> 03:33:31,300 Nestor Macno. 3935 03:33:32,440 --> 03:33:33,760 Fucking Ed Byrne. 3936 03:33:33,760 --> 03:33:34,580 Watch everyone in between. 3937 03:33:34,820 --> 03:33:35,140 Interesting. 3938 03:33:35,420 --> 03:33:39,240 What would you consider some other interesting anarchist sites that are now on the net? 3939 03:33:39,700 --> 03:33:41,520 Well, there's a whole network of anarchist sites. 3940 03:33:41,900 --> 03:33:42,760 Um, there's a... 3941 03:33:42,760 --> 03:33:43,540 Jory. 3942 03:33:45,000 --> 03:33:45,440 Jory. 3943 03:33:45,900 --> 03:33:51,820 Portland anarchist webpage has a searchable database of all the rest of the sites that you can search by topic or by name of the site. 3944 03:33:51,920 --> 03:33:54,180 So it's actually like a search engine for anarchists? 3945 03:33:54,180 --> 03:33:56,960 It's a search engine for anarchists and for anarchist sites in particular. 3946 03:33:57,180 --> 03:34:04,460 And all the sites are both linked together and there's a mailing list for the, uh, for the webmasters of those sites so they can coordinate efforts. 3947 03:34:04,760 --> 03:34:13,560 And recently in Germany, an anarchist website was censored by the German government under kind of some anti-terrorist laws that were designed to fight fascism. 3948 03:34:14,140 --> 03:34:21,640 And, um, that, the, the, uh, mailing list, uh, resulted in having that website be relocated to a site in the United States. 3949 03:34:21,640 --> 03:34:23,100 So that could be available still. 3950 03:34:23,380 --> 03:34:25,720 Ah, so now is that a good thing or is that a bad thing? 3951 03:34:25,900 --> 03:34:26,520 What the fuck? 3952 03:34:30,360 --> 03:34:32,060 Censored by the German government. 3953 03:34:32,480 --> 03:34:32,880 Not. 3954 03:34:33,080 --> 03:34:34,120 A site in the United States. 3955 03:34:34,360 --> 03:34:35,560 So that could be available still. 3956 03:34:35,840 --> 03:34:38,280 Ah, so now is that a good thing or is that a bad thing? 3957 03:34:38,800 --> 03:34:48,440 Well, in this case it's a good thing, but in general I think that information, getting the information out there is a good thing because people can make up their own minds on most issues once they see. 3958 03:34:48,880 --> 03:34:50,320 Now what was the name of the search engine again? 3959 03:34:50,980 --> 03:34:53,220 Um, the, the search engine was the Portland web. 3960 03:34:53,380 --> 03:34:53,580 Okay. 3961 03:34:53,580 --> 03:34:55,020 So if I was, the Portland anarchist web. 3962 03:34:55,020 --> 03:35:04,940 If I was someone who wanted to learn more about anarchist groups or possibly some kind of fringe activities, I would go on there, I would enter a keyword, and what are some of the things that you find on there that you really like? 3963 03:35:05,600 --> 03:35:10,680 Well, that particular site, um, is broken down both in terms of just finding other anarchist websites. 3964 03:35:10,800 --> 03:35:19,380 And also you can get history of anarchism, you can get related texts, you can get other political movements, you can get other, other left wing movements, other publications. 3965 03:35:19,760 --> 03:35:24,360 It's pretty mixed bag. A lot of the, uh, the, kind of the nature of the net is that everything is linked together. 3966 03:35:24,360 --> 03:35:28,400 And so the anarchism will link to the new party, will link to the democratic party. 3967 03:35:28,400 --> 03:35:28,960 Oh, okay. 3968 03:35:28,960 --> 03:35:33,000 And it all kind of, you, you get more of a sense of the, of the spectrum that way. 3969 03:35:33,000 --> 03:35:42,760 Right. Now do you feel that the internet is really affecting politics? I mean, we see a lot of control of, of politics through the television. But, you know, how do you feel the internet is, is changing some of that possibly? 3970 03:35:42,760 --> 03:35:58,640 Um, the internet can and certainly has been used recently as, as well as a provider of information, which is there for people who are able to, uh, access or download it. It has actually been used recently as a very effective organizing tool. 3971 03:35:58,640 --> 03:36:12,600 For activists. For activists. Um, recently the IWW, which is, I guess, a historical old anarchist trade union, um, used it very effectively in mounting a picket of the borders chain of bookstores. 3972 03:36:12,600 --> 03:36:19,200 Ah, when one of their members was fired for union organizing, and they used that very effectively as a... 3973 03:36:19,200 --> 03:36:26,360 What the fuck? Someone got a bag or a plastic bag. They're, they're changing the bin bag really loudly in the background. 3974 03:36:26,360 --> 03:36:36,200 Mounting a picket of the borders chain of bookstores. Ah, when one of their members was fired for union organizing, and they used that very effectively as a... 3975 03:36:36,200 --> 03:36:42,560 To spread that message. To spread the message, both to coordinate writing their leaflets and their picket notices, getting them, uh, 3976 03:36:42,560 --> 03:36:52,160 doing press releases, and getting that to activists in different parts of the country. So within, I think, literally a matter of 24 hours, they had pickets nationwide. 3977 03:36:52,160 --> 03:36:59,800 And it was used again in the last couple of years very effectively to publicize the case of the Zapatista Rebellion uprising. 3978 03:36:59,800 --> 03:37:07,160 And who are the Zapatistas? In Chappas, in southern Mexico. So they're actually Mexican-American Indians that live in the Chappas region? Yes, they were. Yeah. Um, and again... 3979 03:37:07,160 --> 03:37:12,520 Definitely someone who doesn't usually have access to, uh, a mass vehicle for communication. No, I... 3980 03:37:12,520 --> 03:37:24,120 Not even sure that they themselves had direct access to the internet. Right. But their communiques and their statements were very quickly picked up by people on the net. And, again, it was very widely disseminated. 3981 03:37:24,120 --> 03:37:34,120 Which is... So this was information that was possibly detailing something that the Mexican government... Fucking hell, did I have to tell someone to fucking... Why did they make the episode while they were... 3982 03:37:34,120 --> 03:37:42,480 ...redecorating it and refurbishing it? Which would have been... Which would have been... Which would have been keen to suppress. Real bad atmosphere on it. As with all... Um, most of the governments and people in the world. 3983 03:37:42,480 --> 03:37:49,080 Involved... Their main protest was largely sparked off by NAFTA. Okay. And the effects that NAFTA was having on... Okay. And the effects that NAFTA was having on... 3984 03:37:49,080 --> 03:37:54,080 ... were already depressed. So that message went out over the internet and what happened? Um... It... 3985 03:37:54,080 --> 03:38:00,280 ...meant that... Immediately became widely available and disseminated. And that in turn was downloaded and used by people... 3986 03:38:00,280 --> 03:38:04,480 ...literally all over the world. Which immediately publicized their case... 3987 03:38:04,480 --> 03:38:09,080 And created... In a myriad of ways public pressures which made it more difficult... 3988 03:38:09,080 --> 03:38:11,080 Um... For them to be ignored. 3989 03:38:11,080 --> 03:38:14,680 Right. Now that sounds like a story where something really good happened from the internet. 3990 03:38:14,680 --> 03:38:17,680 The flip side of that, which I'm... I've heard people concerns about... 3991 03:38:17,680 --> 03:38:21,680 ...is that... Possible groups such as white supremacist groups... 3992 03:38:21,680 --> 03:38:26,680 ...could be using the internet for... To spread their message as well. Have you run across any sites like that? 3993 03:38:26,680 --> 03:38:30,680 Well there's certainly... Neo-Nazi and white supremacist sites on the internet. And... 3994 03:38:30,680 --> 03:38:33,280 You can... You can find them pretty easily. Um... 3995 03:38:33,280 --> 03:38:36,280 Nazis are after you. Probably of more concern is... 3996 03:38:36,280 --> 03:38:38,280 ...the... The recent upsurge in... 3997 03:38:38,280 --> 03:38:41,280 ...right-wing fundamentalist Christian political sites... 3998 03:38:41,280 --> 03:38:44,280 Yeah, you think that would be more of a concern than a... Well... 3999 03:38:44,280 --> 03:38:46,280 ...it's more of a concern... It's more of a concern... I mean... 4000 03:38:46,280 --> 03:38:48,280 More of a concern to who? It's more of a concern in that... 4001 03:38:48,280 --> 03:38:50,280 He's got like a silk shirt... 4002 03:38:50,280 --> 03:38:52,280 ...and then... 4003 03:38:52,280 --> 03:38:55,280 ...suspenders. 4004 03:38:55,280 --> 03:38:57,280 It's a heavy fuckin' scenario. 4005 03:38:57,280 --> 03:38:58,280 ...a much wider audience... 4006 03:38:58,280 --> 03:39:01,480 audience, but also targets people's rights. 4007 03:39:01,480 --> 03:39:06,200 But I think the neo-Nazi message is probably a little bit of a stronger, dangerous message. 4008 03:39:06,200 --> 03:39:07,200 Well, it's actually fairly closely allied. 4009 03:39:07,200 --> 03:39:08,200 Do you really? 4010 03:39:08,200 --> 03:39:12,820 There are several neo-Nazis have links and approving things to say about Pat Buchanan, 4011 03:39:12,820 --> 03:39:13,820 for example. 4012 03:39:13,820 --> 03:39:15,440 They don't see themselves as poles apart. 4013 03:39:15,440 --> 03:39:18,520 And secondly, the Christian right is a lot more insidious. 4014 03:39:18,520 --> 03:39:23,220 A, it's more powerful in terms of its money and mainstream backing, and hence its power 4015 03:39:23,220 --> 03:39:26,660 to actually affect people. 4016 03:39:26,660 --> 03:39:28,900 I don't want to downplay the threat of neo-Nazis. 4017 03:39:28,900 --> 03:39:31,900 So you're saying the neo-Nazi folks are probably possibly less funded. 4018 03:39:31,900 --> 03:39:32,900 They're truly fringe. 4019 03:39:32,900 --> 03:39:37,080 So they're not really going to be-- people aren't going to pay attention to David Duke. 4020 03:39:37,080 --> 03:39:43,900 They don't have the power to ban books or influence school boards or put in local government officials 4021 03:39:43,900 --> 03:39:45,400 favorable to them. 4022 03:39:45,400 --> 03:39:46,400 Right, right. 4023 03:39:46,400 --> 03:39:47,400 Interesting. 4024 03:39:47,400 --> 03:39:48,400 That's an interesting perspective. 4025 03:39:48,400 --> 03:39:51,660 I think there's a lot of people that may disagree with you on that subject. 4026 03:39:51,660 --> 03:39:52,660 But-- 4027 03:39:52,660 --> 03:39:53,660 Christians, for example. 4028 03:39:53,660 --> 03:39:54,660 Exactly. 4029 03:39:54,660 --> 03:39:55,660 Fundamentals Christians. 4030 03:39:55,660 --> 03:39:56,900 Hi there. 4031 03:39:56,900 --> 03:40:00,900 My name is Jerry Hanley, and I'm the Outreach Coordinator for Cannabis Action Network. 4032 03:40:00,900 --> 03:40:05,900 For the latest information regarding medical marijuana and its uses and all the political 4033 03:40:05,900 --> 03:40:10,900 activities surrounding it, point your web browser to www.prop215.org. 4034 03:40:10,900 --> 03:40:23,140 For the latest information of what Cannabis Action Network is doing, go to www.ccnet.com/tildacaninfo. 4035 03:40:23,140 --> 03:40:28,380 Well, we kind of covered the spectrum tonight from the traditional institutional Democrats 4036 03:40:28,380 --> 03:40:33,380 and Republicans on the web to your neo-Nazis and your Christian right wing and all that stuff. 4037 03:40:33,380 --> 03:40:34,380 And you had so much to cover. 4038 03:40:34,380 --> 03:40:37,380 You were kind of frustrated there because you couldn't get to it all, could you? 4039 03:40:37,380 --> 03:40:38,620 I didn't have enough time. 4040 03:40:38,620 --> 03:40:39,620 I didn't have enough time. 4041 03:40:39,620 --> 03:40:41,620 There was just so much at those websites that were really exciting. 4042 03:40:41,620 --> 03:40:46,620 And I think, you know, probably the most compelling thing for me was the fact that I was expecting 4043 03:40:46,620 --> 03:40:50,620 to get overwhelmed with depressing stuff when in fact it was really all about empowerment, 4044 03:40:50,620 --> 03:40:59,860 the ability to actually make a difference. And talking about the Rainforest website, which is at the EcoNet, and there was actually a site there for kids. 4045 03:40:59,860 --> 03:41:04,860 And they could actually go and get information about the Rainforest, but they also had a button that says what you can do. 4046 03:41:04,860 --> 03:41:10,180 And so there's a 12-year-old who can now actually make a difference by taking some action. So that was really, really exciting. 4047 03:41:10,180 --> 03:41:12,180 What did you think about the guys you were talking about? 4048 03:41:12,180 --> 03:41:19,980 Well, I think it was interesting what Dana was saying about empowering a 12-year-old kid. What I saw on these websites is that the net is really empowering globally. 4049 03:41:19,980 --> 03:41:29,480 activist groups and on the other hand possibly sort of fringe groups out there as well. It's giving everybody freedom of the speech, some a little bit scary, but it's out there for everyone. 4050 03:41:29,480 --> 03:41:43,420 I had one observation I'd make when I was talking to Eric about their mailing list, which he said is totally unmoderated. So, I mean, there's a lot of, you know, real meat in there, but there's also some silly stuff and some typical sort of online junk that people trade, kind of miscellaneous stuff. 4051 03:41:44,040 --> 03:42:11,940 But at the most moderated site of all, the Clinton-Gore site and the Dole-Kemp site, if you try to get an answer to one question, go to both those websites, you will get totally different answers. It's like watching the debate. Totally different facts are thrown back at you. And so what I'm worried about is the internet, wonderful, free, open, blah, blah, blah, but we're kind of seeing negative advertising that goes into television. It's kind of moving over to the web and we're seeing, you know, people saying bad things about the other side on a website. 4052 03:42:11,940 --> 03:42:14,960 It's definitely politics as usual, even on the internet, I think. 4053 03:42:15,000 --> 03:42:20,760 And it's buyer beware on the internet, too. Thanks for joining us tonight. Hope we'll see you again next week on the Internet Cafe. 4054 03:42:21,280 --> 03:42:22,200 Great analysis. 4055 03:42:22,620 --> 03:42:37,300 The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by Intel. One revolutionary idea always leads to another. Now there are connected CD-ROMs that lead to rich multimedia with related information on the internet. For connected CD-ROMs, it's the Intel Pentium Processor. 4056 03:42:37,300 --> 03:42:58,160 Processor. This is a different version of the theme tune. It was a bit more fucking spacey. It was a bit Kevin Spacey. 4057 03:42:58,160 --> 03:43:00,420 Processor. 4058 03:43:00,420 --> 03:43:29,420 music plays 4059 03:43:29,420 --> 03:43:34,180 Interesting to see what the Computer Chronicles Cyber Café. 4060 03:43:34,840 --> 03:43:41,720 Off the back of the Netcafé episode where they're actually building the Netcafé set, 4061 03:43:42,380 --> 03:43:45,940 there was an episode a couple of years before of the Computer Chronicles, 4062 03:43:46,720 --> 03:43:51,040 which was all about the emergence of Cyber Cafés. 4063 03:43:51,480 --> 03:43:55,200 It's definitely been seen before, but it's got some quality moments in it, 4064 03:43:55,200 --> 03:43:57,560 which still stand up on a second viewing. 4065 03:43:58,420 --> 03:44:26,940 This week on the Computer Chronicles, a survey of Cyber Cafés. 4066 03:44:26,940 --> 03:44:31,680 We'll take you to Harvard Square in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to meet the founder of CyberSmith. 4067 03:44:31,820 --> 03:44:35,700 We'll also visit a new Internet Café in San Francisco that's open... 4068 03:44:35,700 --> 03:44:36,940 That's a quality little zone... 4069 03:44:36,940 --> 03:44:37,940 ...founder of CyberSmith. 4070 03:44:38,160 --> 03:44:39,280 ...zone that they had there. 4071 03:44:43,780 --> 03:44:45,160 ...the great situation. 4072 03:44:45,160 --> 03:44:52,840 ...the goldfish bowl there. 4073 03:44:52,840 --> 03:44:55,120 ...this... 4074 03:44:55,120 --> 03:44:55,540 ...go this... 4075 03:44:55,540 --> 03:44:57,500 ...open 24 hours a day. 4076 03:44:57,920 --> 03:44:58,040 ...we'll... 4077 03:44:58,040 --> 03:44:59,160 ...cyberfish... 4078 03:44:59,160 --> 03:45:00,120 ...show you what there is... 4079 03:45:00,120 --> 03:45:02,160 ...adoby... 4080 03:45:02,160 --> 03:45:03,580 ...to do in a Cyber Café. 4081 03:45:03,740 --> 03:45:04,360 ...to do! 4082 03:45:04,360 --> 03:45:06,100 ...behind the scenes to show you... 4083 03:45:06,100 --> 03:45:08,700 ...we'll show you what there is to do in a Cyber Café. 4084 03:45:08,700 --> 03:45:13,120 ...and we'll take you behind the scenes to show you the network that runs this cyber store in... 4085 03:45:13,120 --> 03:45:14,120 ...Boston. 4086 03:45:14,120 --> 03:45:15,120 ...who's this fella? 4087 03:45:15,120 --> 03:45:16,120 ...and we'll take you behind the scenes... 4088 03:45:16,120 --> 03:45:23,880 ...to show you the network that runs this cyber store in Boston. 4089 03:45:23,880 --> 03:45:27,200 ...all this and more coming up next on the Computer Chronicles. 4090 03:45:29,000 --> 03:45:33,760 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated. 4091 03:45:33,780 --> 03:45:35,120 SoftSource Incorporated. 4092 03:45:35,200 --> 03:45:36,120 ...publishers of Pro One Software. 4093 03:45:36,640 --> 03:45:38,600 Educational software for young adults. 4094 03:45:42,820 --> 03:45:46,720 And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite. 4095 03:45:47,960 --> 03:45:49,520 Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles... 4096 03:45:49,520 --> 03:45:51,020 Beautiful start off there. 4097 03:45:51,780 --> 03:45:53,860 ...this magazine for the technology elite. 4098 03:45:53,860 --> 03:46:00,860 He loves those start offs where he's looking the complete... 4099 03:46:00,860 --> 03:46:05,700 ...maybe 90 degrees, sometimes 180 if you're on a collector's edition. 4100 03:46:06,700 --> 03:46:08,800 I've never seen a 360 Stu start. 4101 03:46:08,860 --> 03:46:12,460 That would be impressive, but too much. 4102 03:46:12,520 --> 03:46:14,000 He wouldn't have gone that far. 4103 03:46:14,740 --> 03:46:16,380 Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 4104 03:46:16,440 --> 03:46:19,040 I'm Stuart Chiffey and we're here in a Cyber Café. 4105 03:46:19,140 --> 03:46:22,760 In fact, this one is called Cyber Smith and it's called that because the guy who owns it... 4106 03:46:22,760 --> 03:46:25,220 ...is named Marshall Smith and that's the guy over here. 4107 03:46:25,300 --> 03:46:27,480 Marshall, let me ask you about the Cyber Café thing. 4108 03:46:27,660 --> 03:46:28,660 Why do people come here? 4109 03:46:28,700 --> 03:46:29,860 What's the point in a Cyber Café? 4110 03:46:30,560 --> 03:46:32,780 People come for lots of different reasons. 4111 03:46:32,980 --> 03:46:36,800 The primary part of it is that people come to learn about the Internet. 4112 03:46:37,040 --> 03:46:39,000 What is it that's happening in technology? 4113 03:46:39,980 --> 03:46:43,020 Other people come because they're already on the Internet. 4114 03:46:43,020 --> 03:46:43,580 Brilliant. 4115 03:46:43,580 --> 03:46:44,540 But they're interested in... 4116 03:46:44,540 --> 03:46:45,220 Brilliant. 4117 03:46:45,440 --> 03:46:54,300 They had people who if you went in to get on the Internet, they had employees that would just sit with you and show you the Internet. 4118 03:46:54,500 --> 03:46:56,660 ...is that people come to learn about the Internet. 4119 03:46:56,920 --> 03:46:58,880 What is it that's happening in technology? 4120 03:47:00,580 --> 03:47:06,440 Other people come because they're already on the Internet, but they're interested in what's new, what's happening. 4121 03:47:07,220 --> 03:47:09,200 And then they want to be in a social setting. 4122 03:47:09,760 --> 03:47:12,140 This is a way you can meet other people who are interested in computers. 4123 03:47:12,540 --> 03:47:18,400 But it's also a way where you and your friends and your family can just come in and play with things. 4124 03:47:18,480 --> 03:47:23,480 I mean, for example, one of the things I occasionally do is come here to fiddle with a game that I don't want to buy. 4125 03:47:23,880 --> 03:47:34,600 You can find kiosks here that are loaded with very recent computer games that you can just try out for a few minutes for a few dollars and decide whether or not they're worth the effort. 4126 03:47:34,860 --> 03:47:36,520 And there are a few things here I've seen and I've said... 4127 03:47:36,520 --> 03:47:38,240 Electric stew. Thank you very much. 4128 03:47:38,340 --> 03:47:41,180 And then there are other things where you look at it and go, nope, sorry. 4129 03:47:41,660 --> 03:47:43,200 Thanks very much, electric stew. 4130 03:47:43,200 --> 03:47:45,080 Plus you get technophiles, both kinds of people. 4131 03:47:45,240 --> 03:47:49,020 Sure, sure. We were amazed at how many technophiles we have. 4132 03:47:49,880 --> 03:47:58,140 We thought it would be mostly newbies, but the computer literate person is very interested in getting out and seeing what other people are doing. 4133 03:47:58,500 --> 03:48:07,000 In a place, for example, like this one, has all kinds of very advanced books on the subject and an opportunity for you to try out various kinds of software. 4134 03:48:07,000 --> 03:48:10,320 But that same thing makes it attractive to somebody who doesn't know what he's doing. 4135 03:48:10,400 --> 03:48:11,280 You can pop down here. 4136 03:48:11,740 --> 03:48:13,160 Thank you very much too, Paul. 4137 03:48:13,460 --> 03:48:15,680 See if you like to work on Macintoshes. 4138 03:48:16,000 --> 03:48:20,020 Would you play stew in a video and have other actors present you tech? 4139 03:48:20,140 --> 03:48:22,480 And I said, one of the reasons people come here is to socialize. 4140 03:48:22,580 --> 03:48:26,000 I mean, the image of the guy on the net is sort of this loner, just him and his computer. 4141 03:48:26,420 --> 03:48:27,920 But people ask him, is this a pickup place? 4142 03:48:28,020 --> 03:48:28,460 You have guys and girls and music. 4143 03:48:28,460 --> 03:48:31,100 I wouldn't then do it and getting it done is another matter entirely. 4144 03:48:31,100 --> 03:48:38,860 The remarkable thing about the internet is that it takes the world of technology out of the one person, one computer. 4145 03:48:39,360 --> 03:48:44,200 It's funny how they're trying to make it sound class, but the shots are like we're all just zombies staring at the screen. 4146 03:48:44,200 --> 03:48:47,740 And now I suppose we're all like that, but we have our own computers in our pockets. 4147 03:48:49,120 --> 03:48:52,160 But the way they're trying to make it sound fun. 4148 03:48:52,180 --> 03:48:53,000 Just kind of a cheers. 4149 03:48:53,220 --> 03:48:55,640 When you see the reality of it, it's kind of jarring. 4150 03:48:56,280 --> 03:48:57,460 It's terminals. 4151 03:48:57,660 --> 03:48:58,260 Is that what goes on? 4152 03:48:58,340 --> 03:48:58,500 Yeah. 4153 03:48:58,720 --> 03:48:58,960 I know. 4154 03:48:59,020 --> 03:48:59,680 It's not nice. 4155 03:48:59,940 --> 03:49:00,840 Well, I guess cheers. 4156 03:49:00,980 --> 03:49:03,240 If we could do as well as cheers, I think we'll be all right. 4157 03:49:03,520 --> 03:49:03,740 All right. 4158 03:49:03,760 --> 03:49:05,660 So you do have women come here in addition to men. 4159 03:49:08,660 --> 03:49:10,200 We could do as well as terminals. 4160 03:49:10,880 --> 03:49:12,020 As well as cheers. 4161 03:49:12,200 --> 03:49:12,440 Everybody. 4162 03:49:13,580 --> 03:49:16,340 We were voted the best first aid in Boston. 4163 03:49:16,760 --> 03:49:17,060 All right. 4164 03:49:17,740 --> 03:49:19,100 Best first aid. 4165 03:49:19,700 --> 03:49:20,840 I thought he said the first aid. 4166 03:49:20,980 --> 03:49:27,780 Like they were having people having seizures there and it was a thing where they had really good first aid facilities. 4167 03:49:28,020 --> 03:49:30,040 It's a social atmosphere feeling to it. 4168 03:49:30,120 --> 03:49:31,900 Is this kind of a cheers with terminals? 4169 03:49:32,080 --> 03:49:32,700 Is that what goes on? 4170 03:49:32,760 --> 03:49:32,880 Yeah. 4171 03:49:34,160 --> 03:49:35,280 Well, I guess cheers. 4172 03:49:35,400 --> 03:49:37,680 If we could do as well as cheers, I think we'll be all right. 4173 03:49:37,960 --> 03:49:38,160 All right. 4174 03:49:38,180 --> 03:49:40,060 So you do have women come here in addition to men. 4175 03:49:40,300 --> 03:49:41,740 Now, what do most people do when they come here? 4176 03:49:44,120 --> 03:49:56,520 In this store, I think the primary thing is that people will sit down at the Internet, play with the Internet, see what's happening, see what they can find, browse, or some will have a specific purpose. 4177 03:49:56,680 --> 03:49:58,440 And you've got these creativity stations here, too. 4178 03:49:58,500 --> 03:49:59,000 What's that about? 4179 03:49:59,480 --> 03:49:59,760 All right. 4180 03:49:59,760 --> 03:50:02,420 That's where you can take a digital portrait of yourself. 4181 03:50:02,580 --> 03:50:03,280 You can morph it. 4182 03:50:03,360 --> 03:50:04,380 You can change it around. 4183 03:50:04,460 --> 03:50:07,480 And then you can print it out on a T-shirt, on a mouse pad. 4184 03:50:07,480 --> 03:50:08,280 People love that. 4185 03:50:08,280 --> 03:50:10,380 You get to try software very cheaply. 4186 03:50:10,720 --> 03:50:12,440 You get to see what other people are playing. 4187 03:50:12,560 --> 03:50:15,420 You get to look at the books that are on display. 4188 03:50:15,820 --> 03:50:18,540 And also, sometimes I come here because you can get a really nice cup of coffee. 4189 03:50:18,680 --> 03:50:19,580 You know, it's really great. 4190 03:50:19,660 --> 03:50:23,020 It's flavorful and rich and very strong, and it keeps you awake all day long. 4191 03:50:23,680 --> 03:50:23,840 All right. 4192 03:50:23,840 --> 03:50:25,060 Now, you call this a store. 4193 03:50:25,260 --> 03:50:29,720 So, I mean, this is really more cyber and less cafe than the usual cyber cafe, isn't it? 4194 03:50:29,720 --> 03:50:34,940 A cafe, a cyber cafe most often is a cafe that has some internet stations. 4195 03:50:35,520 --> 03:50:41,900 We like to think of ourselves as a technology store with a cafe to set the atmosphere for 4196 03:50:41,900 --> 03:50:42,540 the technology. 4197 03:50:42,660 --> 03:50:43,680 So, you sell software. 4198 03:50:43,880 --> 03:50:44,480 You sell books. 4199 03:50:44,560 --> 03:50:45,460 You sell all that kind of stuff. 4200 03:50:45,460 --> 03:50:45,580 Sure. 4201 03:50:45,580 --> 03:50:47,260 And you sell time on the terminals. 4202 03:50:47,500 --> 03:50:50,040 Time is our primary product. 4203 03:50:50,540 --> 03:50:50,540 Yeah. 4204 03:50:50,780 --> 03:50:55,980 And then we also sell a lot of the t-shirts and the sweatshirts. 4205 03:50:56,340 --> 03:50:56,560 All right. 4206 03:50:56,600 --> 03:51:00,920 Now, if you are a newbie and you come here, you've got these people called techno smiths that can 4207 03:51:00,920 --> 03:51:02,620 actually give you live real human health. 4208 03:51:02,700 --> 03:51:06,680 I think your mind was hustled and harried into the next question. 4209 03:51:07,180 --> 03:51:09,420 He still had words to say, this fella. 4210 03:51:09,520 --> 03:51:10,840 Still have words coming out of his mouth. 4211 03:51:11,020 --> 03:51:16,580 And there was a slight look of indignancy on his face as Stu just hustled and harried into 4212 03:51:16,580 --> 03:51:17,560 the next piece. 4213 03:51:17,880 --> 03:51:19,360 I don't know if you noticed that. 4214 03:51:19,440 --> 03:51:22,220 I don't know if you sell a lot of the t-shirts and the sweatshirts. 4215 03:51:22,580 --> 03:51:22,780 All right. 4216 03:51:22,820 --> 03:51:27,000 Now, if you are a newbie and you come here, you've got these people called techno smiths that 4217 03:51:27,000 --> 03:51:28,620 can actually give you live real human health. 4218 03:51:28,620 --> 03:51:29,360 It was very brief. 4219 03:51:29,540 --> 03:51:31,580 The techno smiths will show you around. 4220 03:51:31,760 --> 03:51:35,960 It was very brief, but it did look, there was a look of stress. 4221 03:51:36,060 --> 03:51:36,880 It was stressful. 4222 03:51:36,880 --> 03:51:37,100 All right. 4223 03:51:37,100 --> 03:51:37,500 Now, if you. 4224 03:51:38,160 --> 03:51:38,360 Right. 4225 03:51:38,420 --> 03:51:39,080 There's the hustle. 4226 03:51:39,560 --> 03:51:42,440 And now look at the stress that the hustle causes. 4227 03:51:42,840 --> 03:51:47,300 Stu's not aware of the stress of his hustle game and Harry game. 4228 03:51:48,180 --> 03:51:50,020 There's a little bit of a wince there on this fella. 4229 03:51:51,560 --> 03:51:55,360 We also sell a lot of the t-shirts and the sweatshirts. 4230 03:51:55,740 --> 03:51:55,920 All right. 4231 03:51:55,960 --> 03:51:59,960 Now, if you are a newbie and you come here, you've got these people called techno smiths 4232 03:51:59,960 --> 03:52:02,200 that can actually give you live real human help here. 4233 03:52:02,700 --> 03:52:06,300 The techno smiths will show you around, tell you what's happening in the store. 4234 03:52:06,360 --> 03:52:09,960 And then when you sit down, they're always around to give you a hand if you need help. 4235 03:52:09,960 --> 03:52:10,560 Techno smiths. 4236 03:52:10,560 --> 03:52:15,380 These are the guys I always mention, the employees who go and sit with you and show you the internet. 4237 03:52:15,380 --> 03:52:20,280 We also have one-on-one classes where you can learn about the internet. 4238 03:52:20,420 --> 03:52:21,800 You can learn about technology. 4239 03:52:22,360 --> 03:52:25,340 It's kind of a store for all purposes. 4240 03:52:25,720 --> 03:52:26,720 All right. 4241 03:52:26,720 --> 03:52:27,440 You've got all kinds of terminals here. 4242 03:52:27,440 --> 03:52:28,640 And I see keyboards and monitors. 4243 03:52:28,640 --> 03:52:30,480 But I don't see a real computer anywhere here. 4244 03:52:30,480 --> 03:52:30,980 Why is that? 4245 03:52:31,480 --> 03:52:37,620 When I first talked with our architect, I said that I wanted it to be as non-intimidating as possible. 4246 03:52:38,240 --> 03:52:39,640 Hide the CPUs. 4247 03:52:40,060 --> 03:52:42,720 Put the monitors in stained wood. 4248 03:52:42,860 --> 03:52:44,580 Give us cushioned seats. 4249 03:52:45,460 --> 03:52:47,660 Give it a friendly, welcoming atmosphere. 4250 03:52:47,760 --> 03:52:49,560 And keep people away from those floppy drives. 4251 03:52:50,560 --> 03:52:52,320 You don't want them sticking discs in there. 4252 03:52:52,420 --> 03:52:53,360 And it seems to have worked. 4253 03:52:53,500 --> 03:52:54,980 I mean, people really like the store. 4254 03:52:55,400 --> 03:52:59,180 There are some cyber cafes where they have the CPU, the box, sitting right in front of you. 4255 03:52:59,520 --> 03:53:03,840 For example, the one I mentioned in Chicago, I came there because I could take my floppy with me. 4256 03:53:03,840 --> 03:53:05,080 I had a laptop at home. 4257 03:53:05,260 --> 03:53:08,600 And I just take the floppy with me, stick it into their CPU, download my mail. 4258 03:53:08,980 --> 03:53:11,760 Here, you can't exactly do that because they don't give you access to the box. 4259 03:53:11,800 --> 03:53:12,820 They don't want you messing with it. 4260 03:53:13,000 --> 03:53:14,300 So that varies from place to place. 4261 03:53:14,860 --> 03:53:20,280 Well, now, one of the reasons you come to a cyber cafe is you play with cool new stuff that you can't otherwise. 4262 03:53:20,280 --> 03:53:22,360 See, well, one thing I'd like to get my hands on. 4263 03:53:24,700 --> 03:53:26,740 Play with cool new stuff. 4264 03:53:26,980 --> 03:53:28,500 So that varies from place to place. 4265 03:53:29,080 --> 03:53:34,900 Well, now, one of the reasons you come to a cyber cafe is to play with cool new stuff that you can't otherwise see. 4266 03:53:34,980 --> 03:53:38,680 Well, one thing I'd like to get my hands on is the new 64-bit Nintendo. 4267 03:53:39,020 --> 03:53:40,900 We're going to play with one here in just a minute. 4268 03:53:50,000 --> 03:53:56,340 So this is the new Nintendo 64. 4269 03:53:56,340 --> 03:53:57,340 It's the first... 4270 03:53:57,340 --> 03:54:07,700 Blue Steel. 4271 03:54:07,880 --> 03:54:08,700 Stew Steel. 4272 03:54:14,700 --> 03:54:16,940 I like that fade in as well. 4273 03:54:17,040 --> 03:54:18,160 It's classy. 4274 03:54:21,040 --> 03:54:23,620 So this is the new Nintendo 64. 4275 03:54:23,620 --> 03:54:26,160 It's the first 64-bit video game console. 4276 03:54:26,620 --> 03:54:29,080 As you can see, it uses cartridges, not CD-ROMs. 4277 03:54:29,080 --> 03:54:33,300 And this is the original Japanese version because it's just barely coming out in the United States now. 4278 03:54:33,340 --> 03:54:34,440 You can see the Japanese language. 4279 03:54:34,820 --> 03:54:38,200 Nintendo says this thing has the processing power of about 10 Pentiums. 4280 03:54:38,380 --> 03:54:41,380 And Kate Schramm is one of the Technosmiths here at Cybersmith. 4281 03:54:41,380 --> 03:54:45,400 You guys are, in fact, the first ones in the country to actually have these, right? 4282 03:54:45,460 --> 03:54:46,140 Yes, we are. 4283 03:54:46,620 --> 03:54:47,640 Not even Toys R Us. 4284 03:54:48,280 --> 03:54:50,720 We beat Toys R Us out for the rights to showcase it. 4285 03:54:51,100 --> 03:54:53,900 Okay, so you can play the Nintendo 64 here. 4286 03:54:54,000 --> 03:54:57,800 And the first game coming out with it is, of course, the 64-bit version of Mario. 4287 03:54:58,120 --> 03:54:59,420 And show us what's different about this. 4288 03:54:59,780 --> 03:55:00,720 Well, it's very two-dimensional. 4289 03:55:00,720 --> 03:55:04,980 Mario has moving hands, moving head. 4290 03:55:05,080 --> 03:55:05,780 He breathes. 4291 03:55:06,380 --> 03:55:07,820 You can have different views. 4292 03:55:07,960 --> 03:55:09,760 You can zoom in to get a closer picture. 4293 03:55:09,940 --> 03:55:12,260 Or you can zoom out for a more aerial view. 4294 03:55:12,600 --> 03:55:14,880 And again, what's cool, I mean, this is like Doom meets Mario, right? 4295 03:55:14,900 --> 03:55:16,800 He can move left, right, up, back, all the way around. 4296 03:55:16,860 --> 03:55:17,520 It's full 3D. 4297 03:55:18,300 --> 03:55:19,300 So what's the point in the game? 4298 03:55:19,660 --> 03:55:21,180 Well, you're trying to save the princess. 4299 03:55:21,480 --> 03:55:23,380 Right now, we've gone inside the castle. 4300 03:55:24,080 --> 03:55:27,860 There are different rooms with different challenges to them. 4301 03:55:28,080 --> 03:55:30,720 We are going to go into this room. 4302 03:55:31,180 --> 03:55:33,040 Some are locked and you need keys to get in. 4303 03:55:33,540 --> 03:55:36,480 And since the directions are in Japanese, it's very challenging. 4304 03:55:36,680 --> 03:55:37,520 Right, so far. 4305 03:55:38,060 --> 03:55:40,280 All right, now, there's no bad guys that are about to blow you up here, right? 4306 03:55:40,520 --> 03:55:40,780 No. 4307 03:55:42,120 --> 03:55:43,080 Okay, so where are we now? 4308 03:55:43,320 --> 03:55:44,780 We are in a garden-type area. 4309 03:55:45,160 --> 03:55:46,400 Yeah, the motion is really great. 4310 03:55:46,960 --> 03:55:48,200 He stops, he turns. 4311 03:55:48,200 --> 03:55:48,520 Inhale. 4312 03:55:48,820 --> 03:55:49,500 He jumps. 4313 03:55:50,000 --> 03:55:51,060 Nintendo Game Boy. 4314 03:55:51,180 --> 03:55:51,900 Can you swim in that pool? 4315 03:55:52,080 --> 03:55:52,620 Swim. 4316 03:55:52,880 --> 03:55:53,700 Have him swan dive. 4317 03:55:53,700 --> 03:55:54,800 Nintendo Game Boy. 4318 03:55:55,760 --> 03:55:56,520 All right. 4319 03:55:56,520 --> 03:55:59,400 All right, now, this is Mario 64. 4320 03:55:59,800 --> 03:56:00,520 All right. 4321 03:56:02,980 --> 03:56:03,640 All right. 4322 03:56:05,140 --> 03:56:06,720 All right, now, this is Mario 64. 4323 03:56:06,840 --> 03:56:10,160 Another new game coming out with the Nintendo 64 is Pilotwings. 4324 03:56:10,420 --> 03:56:11,000 Can you show us that one? 4325 03:56:11,000 --> 03:56:12,520 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? 4326 03:56:12,600 --> 03:56:13,520 Or is there a good side to it? 4327 03:56:13,520 --> 03:56:15,680 Pilotwings is a flight simulator game. 4328 03:56:16,420 --> 03:56:18,200 We're taking off right now. 4329 03:56:18,300 --> 03:56:19,180 What are we flying, Kate? 4330 03:56:19,220 --> 03:56:19,520 What kind of vehicle are we? 4331 03:56:19,520 --> 03:56:20,980 We're in a gyrocopter. 4332 03:56:20,980 --> 03:56:21,340 Wow. 4333 03:56:23,780 --> 03:56:25,580 Okay, so it's a little island here. 4334 03:56:25,580 --> 03:56:29,040 And we see really detailed backgrounds, really smooth movement. 4335 03:56:29,040 --> 03:56:29,600 It's a fountain. 4336 03:56:29,600 --> 03:56:30,100 It's fabulous. 4337 03:56:30,100 --> 03:56:30,100 Yeah, wow. 4338 03:56:30,100 --> 03:56:31,440 And what's the object? 4339 03:56:31,440 --> 03:56:32,000 What are you trying to do? 4340 03:56:32,000 --> 03:56:36,180 Try to fly through these hoops, control your aircraft to the best of your ability. 4341 03:56:36,180 --> 03:56:39,660 So you get points for doing certain things? 4342 03:56:39,660 --> 03:56:40,540 Yes. 4343 03:56:40,900 --> 03:56:43,140 And you're also further out in the game. 4344 03:56:43,400 --> 03:56:45,120 You can shoot different objects. 4345 03:56:46,160 --> 03:56:48,220 Some of them are as small as a kite. 4346 03:56:48,840 --> 03:56:49,080 Let me see. 4347 03:56:49,120 --> 03:56:50,240 The water's got great detail. 4348 03:56:50,340 --> 03:56:50,980 There's waves. 4349 03:56:51,080 --> 03:56:53,100 There's clouds there that you actually fly through. 4350 03:56:54,160 --> 03:56:56,920 All right, come back to the ground so we can kind of see what those backgrounds are. 4351 03:56:58,020 --> 03:56:59,200 But, I mean, you have a gun? 4352 03:56:59,260 --> 03:56:59,840 Do you shoot people? 4353 03:56:59,900 --> 03:57:00,780 Are people trying to shoot you? 4354 03:57:01,000 --> 03:57:02,480 No, no one is trying to kill you. 4355 03:57:02,800 --> 03:57:03,980 Another peaceful game. 4356 03:57:04,060 --> 03:57:04,620 I don't believe it. 4357 03:57:05,700 --> 03:57:22,500 All right, so you want to have to figure out how to land without crashing. 4358 03:57:22,620 --> 03:57:23,200 Is that the deal here? 4359 03:57:23,300 --> 03:57:23,500 Yes. 4360 03:57:23,620 --> 03:57:24,260 It's very hard to do. 4361 03:57:24,260 --> 03:57:26,200 That's the hard part of flying, isn't it? 4362 03:57:26,520 --> 03:57:27,200 Just the tread. 4363 03:57:27,200 --> 03:57:28,380 It's really smooth, yeah. 4364 03:57:28,400 --> 03:57:29,760 I'm not coming in straight. 4365 03:57:30,260 --> 03:57:30,900 Oh, into the water. 4366 03:57:32,180 --> 03:57:33,660 Have you landed successfully in this? 4367 03:57:34,540 --> 03:57:35,280 Three times. 4368 03:57:35,280 --> 03:57:35,800 All right. 4369 03:57:39,380 --> 03:57:41,640 Is it kind of easy to do or how hard is it to learn? 4370 03:57:41,680 --> 03:57:42,780 It is easy to do. 4371 03:57:43,020 --> 03:57:43,960 You learn by doing it. 4372 03:57:43,960 --> 03:57:44,900 It keeps going on. 4373 03:57:45,000 --> 03:57:45,260 It's nice. 4374 03:57:45,260 --> 03:57:46,460 It's part of the fun, too. 4375 03:57:46,660 --> 03:57:47,740 Those backgrounds are really great. 4376 03:57:47,960 --> 03:57:48,960 All right, so that's Pilotwings. 4377 03:57:49,300 --> 03:57:49,660 Thank you. 4378 03:57:50,120 --> 03:57:52,280 All right, there are many flavors of Cyber Cafe. 4379 03:57:52,680 --> 03:57:55,300 Some of them focus on the social aspects of meeting people. 4380 03:57:55,300 --> 03:57:58,340 Some of them focus on the games and the virtual reality world. 4381 03:57:58,620 --> 03:58:01,780 We're going to take a tour of some other Cyber Cafes now with Giles. 4382 03:58:02,860 --> 03:58:12,360 In the cool, hip neighborhoods of San Francisco, the cafe is a hangout, a kind of community living room where you can meet a wide sampling of humans and other species. 4383 03:58:12,360 --> 03:58:15,860 Patrons of the horseshoe on Haight Street. 4384 03:58:15,860 --> 03:58:17,080 I have a jacket on. 4385 03:58:19,500 --> 03:58:20,860 It's like a ribbon or something. 4386 03:58:21,040 --> 03:58:22,400 Or a tie or a fucking lead. 4387 03:58:22,540 --> 03:58:23,120 Other species. 4388 03:58:24,260 --> 03:58:26,480 Patrons of the horseshoe on Haight Street. 4389 03:58:26,920 --> 03:58:30,100 Settle comfortably into well-used chairs and tables to read. 4390 03:58:31,460 --> 03:58:45,020 Sketch and sip espresso. 4391 03:58:45,020 --> 03:58:54,660 But some regulars come in to use the computer terminals at the back of the room to look for apartment rentals or roommates and to check their email on the local cafe network. 4392 03:58:55,400 --> 03:59:01,280 San Francisco's newest Cyber Cafes have a very different look and computers are much more a part of the decor. 4393 03:59:02,000 --> 03:59:03,060 At Coffee Net in the... 4394 03:59:03,060 --> 03:59:05,120 I think they did an episode or two. 4395 03:59:06,120 --> 03:59:06,740 Mail on the local... 4396 03:59:06,740 --> 03:59:07,580 In that place. 4397 03:59:07,580 --> 03:59:08,240 ...local cafe network. 4398 03:59:08,240 --> 03:59:08,520 It looks desperate. 4399 03:59:08,520 --> 03:59:09,140 It looks desperate. 4400 03:59:09,520 --> 03:59:10,360 Not this place. 4401 03:59:10,520 --> 03:59:14,360 San Francisco's newest Cyber Cafes have a very different look. 4402 03:59:14,760 --> 03:59:15,400 Look rubbish. 4403 03:59:15,600 --> 03:59:17,260 And computers are multimedia cultured. 4404 03:59:17,260 --> 03:59:18,340 Compared to Cybersmith, you know. 4405 03:59:18,420 --> 03:59:22,320 Come in to meet friends, to eat lunch, and to surf the World Wide Web. 4406 03:59:22,740 --> 03:59:25,680 It's where the social animal meets the digital animal. 4407 03:59:26,300 --> 03:59:37,760 What we decided is that we wanted a social arena where people could come in and have some fine foods, an upscale type of environment, 4408 03:59:38,400 --> 03:59:52,920 an alternative to, say, bars, as well as having, you know, the Internet access where they could enjoy going out and sharing some of their finds with some of their friends, you know, that type of environment. 4409 03:59:53,880 --> 03:59:58,680 Coffee Net's clever arrangement of tables and terminals tends to foster group use of the PCs. 4410 03:59:59,360 --> 04:00:02,180 But the owners are still searching for exactly the right formula. 4411 04:00:03,060 --> 04:00:10,460 We've been watching people, and there seem to be two groups, the type of people that come in, and they're a one-on-one with the computer. 4412 04:00:11,420 --> 04:00:17,500 And yet, of late, we've been seeing the people coming in and bringing friends and saying, hey, come on over and see what I found. 4413 04:00:17,560 --> 04:00:18,440 It's really great. 4414 04:00:18,980 --> 04:00:20,060 You know, this type of thing. 4415 04:00:20,420 --> 04:00:26,480 A few blocks away in Multimedia Gulch, an old commercial space has been transformed into a high-tech candy shop. 4416 04:00:26,620 --> 04:00:40,060 At the 24-hour Internet Alfredo, it's a short walk to the espresso machine, but the path takes you by a lavish collection of expensive hardware. 4417 04:00:40,880 --> 04:00:44,120 The cafe's owners are keen to create a lively social environment. 4418 04:00:44,180 --> 04:00:47,400 Seeds of high-grade joviality there. 4419 04:00:47,440 --> 04:00:47,900 Hardware. 4420 04:00:48,260 --> 04:00:48,620 Laughter. 4421 04:00:48,800 --> 04:00:50,840 The cafe's owners are utter murph. 4422 04:00:50,940 --> 04:00:54,680 Keen to create a lively social environment, even throwing parties for the locals. 4423 04:00:55,240 --> 04:00:58,420 But they are just as serious about attracting serious computer users. 4424 04:00:59,120 --> 04:01:04,180 This lad's serious. There's no laughter there. It's a full-on work situation. 4425 04:01:04,180 --> 04:01:07,780 We're talking about the companies. I need a place to meet. 4426 04:01:08,280 --> 04:01:14,660 I thought this guy was doing a pretend Jamaican accent then. Turns out maybe he's from Russia or somewhere. 4427 04:01:15,180 --> 04:01:18,060 In particular, we're talking about the companies. 4428 04:01:18,600 --> 04:01:20,360 The we talking about bit. 4429 04:01:20,860 --> 04:01:22,760 About attracting serious computer users. 4430 04:01:23,380 --> 04:01:29,920 In particular, we're talking about the companies that need a place to meet after a conference and when they're away on a trip. 4431 04:01:30,220 --> 04:01:33,160 Or the business traveler that is away from home. 4432 04:01:33,620 --> 04:01:39,160 Or, again, the people who live here and are independent contractors. 4433 04:01:39,160 --> 04:01:45,560 They have very good contracts and they need a place where they can work fast, inexpensively and reliably. 4434 04:01:46,500 --> 04:01:52,180 People there are saying Italian to me, but that's a nice situation with the beret and the green jumper. 4435 04:01:52,700 --> 04:01:57,480 With the sleeves rolled up to about just one third of the way up the forearm. 4436 04:01:58,240 --> 04:02:01,200 And glasses on a fucking string thing around the neck. 4437 04:02:02,240 --> 04:02:04,780 But you were saying to me, oh, it's Italian. 4438 04:02:04,860 --> 04:02:07,680 But he doesn't sound typically Italian, I don't think. 4439 04:02:13,560 --> 04:02:14,520 Computer users. 4440 04:02:15,180 --> 04:02:20,160 In particular, we're talking about the companies that need a place to meet after a conference. 4441 04:02:20,600 --> 04:02:22,200 That doesn't sound Italian. 4442 04:02:22,200 --> 04:02:27,760 In particular, we're talking about the companies that need a place to meet after a conference. 4443 04:02:27,960 --> 04:02:29,320 And when they're away on a trip. 4444 04:02:29,800 --> 04:02:32,500 Or the business traveler that is away from home. 4445 04:02:32,880 --> 04:02:38,500 Or, again, the people who live here and are independent contractors. 4446 04:02:38,680 --> 04:02:39,940 They have very good contracts. 4447 04:02:40,140 --> 04:02:44,900 And they need a place where they can work fast, inexpensively and reliably. 4448 04:02:45,540 --> 04:02:47,420 There are no leashed lizards at... 4449 04:02:47,420 --> 04:02:54,380 Wonder what's... 4450 04:02:54,380 --> 04:02:56,120 Is it like a whiskey he's got? 4451 04:02:56,540 --> 04:02:58,100 Looks like a little short glass. 4452 04:02:58,200 --> 04:03:01,100 Look, he's really fucking happy to be getting it into him there. 4453 04:03:01,460 --> 04:03:02,640 Just before it goes in. 4454 04:03:02,760 --> 04:03:04,980 There are no leashed lizards at... 4455 04:03:04,980 --> 04:03:06,180 And then a purse of the lips. 4456 04:03:06,900 --> 04:03:07,940 Savoring the flavor. 4457 04:03:09,660 --> 04:03:10,520 It's a great situation. 4458 04:03:11,620 --> 04:03:15,160 A couple of beers in the background behind the keyboard there behind his shoulder. 4459 04:03:16,260 --> 04:03:17,500 Internet Alfredo. 4460 04:03:18,180 --> 04:03:20,920 And a little expression there at the end as well. 4461 04:03:21,140 --> 04:03:21,800 Thrown in. 4462 04:03:21,860 --> 04:03:22,540 A little bit of... 4463 04:03:22,540 --> 04:03:26,540 There are additional material there from the beret man. 4464 04:03:26,540 --> 04:03:27,540 ...Alfredo... 4465 04:03:35,540 --> 04:03:43,540 ...Internet Alfredo, but all the new cyber cafes are still learning how to mix the social and the digital, even if they sometimes seem contradictory. 4466 04:03:43,540 --> 04:03:51,540 Not at all, on the contrary, they complement each other. How? Huh? How? That's a good question. 4467 04:03:51,540 --> 04:03:54,540 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman. 4468 04:03:54,540 --> 04:04:00,540 Lovely, just caught it. Just, it's great when you catch it live. 4469 04:04:00,540 --> 04:04:07,540 I wanted to just cut back to those lads in the bar. 4470 04:04:07,540 --> 04:04:08,540 Good question. 4471 04:04:08,540 --> 04:04:18,540 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman. 4472 04:04:18,540 --> 04:04:27,540 We're here at one of the creativity stations at Cybersmith, and here to help us out is one of the TechnoSmiths, and Vanessa Fernandez is going to help us. What can I do here, Vanessa? 4473 04:04:27,540 --> 04:04:34,540 Well, first, you can make your own screensaver. You can make your own digital portrait. Your own video greeting card. Absolutely. 4474 04:04:34,540 --> 04:04:37,540 Let's do it. Okay? So what do we do? So you're selecting... 4475 04:04:37,540 --> 04:04:39,540 ...and I want to see some teeth. 4476 04:04:39,540 --> 04:04:56,540 Oh, yes. Oh, I like that. Oh, what a smile. You did it. Okay. So, I can make you pretty. That's what I want here. 4477 04:04:56,540 --> 04:05:02,540 Well, do you want to be black and white? It might help. Yeah, maybe all black. Let's go down and see what happens. 4478 04:05:02,540 --> 04:05:03,540 Okay. 4479 04:05:03,540 --> 04:05:06,540 Alright, so you can apply all those different filters, huh? Yes. 4480 04:05:06,540 --> 04:05:13,540 Oh, I like that. That's not so bad. Okay. Now, background? I'm going to give you some color. 4481 04:05:13,540 --> 04:05:17,540 That's not so bad. Oh. We didn't... 4482 04:05:19,540 --> 04:05:27,540 I'll just get a full-on screenshot of that. Actually, when you go in close, it's more of a chairman... 4483 04:05:27,540 --> 04:05:34,540 It gets a bit more chairman Mao the closer you get. Just the iconic image that you see. 4484 04:05:34,540 --> 04:05:37,540 Well, that looks nice. You like that, though? Yes, I do. 4485 04:05:37,540 --> 04:05:40,540 Alright, we'll try. It gives you a classic look. I'm going to send it to the print counter. 4486 04:05:40,540 --> 04:05:44,540 Alright, send it to the print counter. Okay? So, to get my mouse pad now, we have to go over to the print counter? Exactly. 4487 04:05:44,540 --> 04:05:48,540 Chairman mouse pad. Let's go do it. Okay, sure. Okay, so there's a... 4488 04:05:48,540 --> 04:05:51,540 Okay, we're here at the print center. Mm-hmm. And... 4489 04:05:51,540 --> 04:05:53,540 ...printer right now. What would you like? 4490 04:05:53,540 --> 04:05:55,540 We'll do a mouse pad, okay? Okay, a mouse pad. No problem. 4491 04:05:55,540 --> 04:05:57,540 F4 is a mouse pad. F4. 4492 04:05:57,540 --> 04:06:00,540 And print. That's right. It's printing right now. You can see. 4493 04:06:00,540 --> 04:06:03,540 Alright, so there's our print out. Yes, it is. 4494 04:06:03,540 --> 04:06:08,540 And what do you have to do now, Vanessa? I have to cut it out along the image so it fits on the mouse pad. 4495 04:06:08,540 --> 04:06:13,540 Okay, so you're going to make it a size that will print out onto that mouse pad. Exactly. 4496 04:06:13,540 --> 04:06:16,540 It's really nice, huh? Paper. 4497 04:06:16,540 --> 04:06:22,540 Okay, makes sense. There we go. All done. Okay, so what do we do now? Okay. 4498 04:06:22,540 --> 04:06:25,540 Well, now I have to get your mouse pad. Here we go. 4499 04:06:25,540 --> 04:06:28,540 Alright. Center it. Okay. 4500 04:06:28,540 --> 04:06:43,540 It's going to take a couple seconds. It'll beep. Like that. And peel it off quick. There we go. It's hot. 4501 04:06:43,540 --> 04:06:51,540 Ooh, okay. So there is my mouse pad. Very cool. Very cool indeed. Well, thank you very much. No problem. 4502 04:06:51,540 --> 04:07:02,540 Alright, so how does all this stuff work at a cyber cafe? All these computers are networked. So there's got to be a lot of wires somewhere. When we come back, we'll go to another cyber cafe location and see the guts of the operation. 4503 04:07:02,540 --> 04:07:06,540 Sensual piece of pudding. Thank you very much. Foo man stew. 4504 04:07:06,540 --> 04:07:18,540 Foo man stew. Shafae. Behind every neat... 4505 04:07:18,540 --> 04:07:20,540 Behind every neat... 4506 04:07:20,540 --> 04:07:24,540 *Ding music* 4507 04:07:24,540 --> 04:07:44,540 *Ding music* 4508 04:07:44,540 --> 04:07:46,540 *Ding music* 4509 04:07:46,540 --> 04:07:48,540 *Ding music* 4510 04:07:48,540 --> 04:07:50,540 *Ding music* 4511 04:07:50,540 --> 04:07:52,540 *Ding music* 4512 04:07:52,540 --> 04:08:08,540 Behind every neat networked desktop PC is usually a very messy wiring closet like the one we see right here. In fact, where we are right now is Network Central at a cyber cafe in Boston. And the guy who put all this together is Bill Haw of Digital Equipment Corporation. Bill, give us a kind of guided tour. What's the...* 4513 04:08:08,540 --> 04:08:16,180 So anyhow, the scene started with Shafay coming out of the shadows, emerging from the shadows a bit like this. 4514 04:08:17,460 --> 04:08:22,740 And then all the while at the top of the stairs, this fellow was just waiting there all along. 4515 04:08:23,120 --> 04:08:26,820 And the guy who put all this together is Bill Hall of Digital Equipment Corporation. 4516 04:08:27,400 --> 04:08:29,040 He was always around the corner. 4517 04:08:30,680 --> 04:08:33,740 Give us a kind of guided tour. What's the architecture of the network here? 4518 04:08:33,740 --> 04:08:44,300 The architecture is based on the DECKON 900 multi-switch. The unique features of this platform are it's simple, easy to install, and provides fault tolerance and bandwidth. 4519 04:08:45,040 --> 04:08:47,520 All right, what are the actual components? What are the boxes we're seeing there? 4520 04:08:47,660 --> 04:08:51,820 Basically, the boxes you're seeing are fault-tolerant power supplies, so the system is never down. 4521 04:08:52,140 --> 04:08:59,600 You're seeing Ethernet repeaters, which are aimed at connecting every machine here, every computer here, 50, 60 computers, all the virtual reality machines. 4522 04:08:59,740 --> 04:09:01,280 Everything's on the network. That's the nerves. 4523 04:09:01,700 --> 04:09:06,840 Ethernet switching, which provides a lot of bandwidth for this environment so that I can continue to grow the applications. 4524 04:09:07,380 --> 04:09:12,200 And Internet access through a Routeabout router, which provides T1 and ISDN backup. 4525 04:09:12,720 --> 04:09:16,960 What were the special issues in putting together a network for the Cyber Cafe environment? 4526 04:09:17,100 --> 04:09:20,340 And you have to kind of make it idiot-proof because you don't know who's going to be using these terminals? 4527 04:09:20,640 --> 04:09:24,120 Well, we don't think there are any idiots coming here. We think they're curious users. 4528 04:09:24,700 --> 04:09:27,580 And so that means that they're interested in exploring things. 4529 04:09:27,580 --> 04:09:28,580 They're interested in exploring... 4530 04:09:28,580 --> 04:09:31,000 Why did he mention idiots? 4531 04:09:31,460 --> 04:09:33,140 Because you don't know who's going to be using these terminals? 4532 04:09:33,140 --> 04:09:38,100 ...for the Cyber Cafe environment, and you have to kind of make it idiot-proof because you don't know who's going to be using these terminals? 4533 04:09:38,100 --> 04:09:38,200 Oh, yeah. 4534 04:09:38,600 --> 04:09:41,980 Well, we don't think there are any idiots coming here. We think they're curious users. 4535 04:09:42,540 --> 04:09:45,020 And so that means that they're interested in... 4536 04:09:45,020 --> 04:09:47,140 Stuve Shelley, thank you very much. 4537 04:09:47,140 --> 04:09:50,720 ...environment of the Internet and on the PCs and Macintoshes. 4538 04:09:51,100 --> 04:10:08,740 That means CyberSmiths pays attention to the software environment to keep it clean and make it reliable. It has to provide service all the time because users expect that when they come in. We pay attention to providing them features in the network products. Should that somebody unplug a wire, one of those curious users, that won't perturb other users on the network. 4539 04:10:08,740 --> 04:10:18,380 All right. You're talking about the curious user. What about the guy who may have a little hacker instinct in him? Comes in here, sits down at a terminal. Can he get inside and do damage to the network or to somebody else's terminal? 4540 04:10:18,380 --> 04:10:28,020 The network is viewed as a utility here so that that can be managed and controlled by the CyberSmith staff, but that users on the network would perturb the facility. 4541 04:10:28,020 --> 04:10:32,020 In the same way, you don't expect your telephone to be able to crash the phone network. 4542 04:10:32,620 --> 04:10:39,020 Okay. Thank you very much, Bill. All right. That's a look at the network. One thing we haven't looked at yet is the virtual reality here at a cyber cafe. 4543 04:10:39,020 --> 04:10:44,740 That's really one of the cool things where you put on the goggles and go gaming in a virtual world. We had Giles check that out. 4544 04:10:45,440 --> 04:10:54,360 Some great CD-ROMs there in the background as well. Maybe a precursor to Crazy Taxi called Flash. Flash Start Taxi. 4545 04:10:54,960 --> 04:11:04,120 Although it probably would have been around the same time that that game was in the arcade. Maybe, I don't know, a comic book. And then Mozart, maybe. 4546 04:11:05,500 --> 04:11:12,420 Or fucking Beethoven. And I am not sure who that book is there. 4547 04:11:13,640 --> 04:11:16,800 Thank you very much for the tip there, Hacker Instinct Man. 4548 04:11:18,240 --> 04:11:19,460 Sitting in front of a computer. 4549 04:11:19,460 --> 04:11:22,040 A great finishing face there from Stu. 4550 04:11:22,040 --> 04:11:22,880 We had Giles check that out. 4551 04:11:24,040 --> 04:11:24,480 Reassuring. 4552 04:11:25,520 --> 04:11:30,840 And the way in which the transition occurs between two shots. 4553 04:11:31,160 --> 04:11:31,900 One, Stu. 4554 04:11:32,780 --> 04:11:34,460 And another, a computer screen. 4555 04:11:34,940 --> 04:11:38,240 So in some ways capturing the essence of Computer Chronicles. 4556 04:11:39,060 --> 04:11:44,220 Whilst also keeping his face at the forefront of the show as well. 4557 04:11:46,220 --> 04:11:47,880 Sitting in front of a computer game. 4558 04:11:48,160 --> 04:11:50,040 It's a Computer Chronicles collector's item. 4559 04:11:52,680 --> 04:11:54,120 A specially designed chair. 4560 04:11:54,540 --> 04:11:57,400 The players travel through different surroundings. 4561 04:11:57,840 --> 04:11:59,440 Enhanced by 3D sound effects. 4562 04:11:59,840 --> 04:12:00,840 And synthetic odors. 4563 04:12:02,460 --> 04:12:03,700 Synthetic odors. 4564 04:12:05,320 --> 04:12:08,960 So that fucking blast smells at you as well as visuals. 4565 04:12:09,460 --> 04:12:10,660 While you're sitting in a chair. 4566 04:12:11,720 --> 04:12:14,380 I wonder if you don't like the smell or you want to walk away from the smell. 4567 04:12:15,060 --> 04:12:16,180 And synthetic odors. 4568 04:12:16,940 --> 04:12:18,120 The more traditional VR... 4569 04:12:18,120 --> 04:12:19,120 Does the chair smell? 4570 04:12:19,120 --> 04:12:23,920 Our headsets, like this virtuality viewer, still rely on shoot-to-destroy games. 4571 04:12:24,200 --> 04:12:25,720 And they are still very popular. 4572 04:12:26,440 --> 04:12:27,440 Stink blaster. 4573 04:12:27,440 --> 04:12:28,380 Alright, you're stuck in a video game. 4574 04:12:28,640 --> 04:12:29,800 This game is called Missile Command. 4575 04:12:29,940 --> 04:12:31,380 What it is, the missiles are falling from the sky. 4576 04:12:31,460 --> 04:12:33,020 You want to shoot them before they hit the ground. 4577 04:12:33,600 --> 04:12:35,980 Alright, you have unlimited lasers, but you only have 10 missiles. 4578 04:12:36,280 --> 04:12:37,400 So you want to use those cautiously. 4579 04:12:38,120 --> 04:12:38,820 Here's the gun. 4580 04:12:39,340 --> 04:12:40,920 What you want to do is hold this down the whole time. 4581 04:12:41,020 --> 04:12:41,720 Use it for your lasers. 4582 04:12:41,900 --> 04:12:42,760 Thank you very much, G. 4583 04:12:42,760 --> 04:12:45,120 Computer games, it's not like virtual reality. 4584 04:12:45,240 --> 04:12:45,660 You know what I'm saying? 4585 04:12:46,380 --> 04:12:46,940 It's cooler. 4586 04:12:46,940 --> 04:12:48,120 I haven't seen that picture, Rose. 4587 04:12:48,120 --> 04:12:48,620 Check it out. 4588 04:12:48,700 --> 04:12:49,000 Thank you. 4589 04:12:49,440 --> 04:12:54,600 And when you look around, you can look this way and it looks that way. 4590 04:12:54,880 --> 04:12:59,360 But on a computer, you just look at one thing and your eyes start to water because you're just sitting there. 4591 04:12:59,700 --> 04:13:02,160 And then your back hurts because you're just sitting down all the time. 4592 04:13:02,220 --> 04:13:02,620 You know what I'm saying? 4593 04:13:03,040 --> 04:13:07,620 Sports simulation games use a different approach by adding the physical sensation of movement. 4594 04:13:08,120 --> 04:13:14,840 Alpine Racer, a ski simulator, uses glow shading to add fog, ice, and snow over the 3D graphics. 4595 04:13:15,560 --> 04:13:19,680 As in real life, players must use the edges of their skis to maneuver the turns. 4596 04:13:20,280 --> 04:13:22,060 Still, there are a few subtle differences. 4597 04:13:25,240 --> 04:13:27,700 I think the slopes are slightly more... 4598 04:13:27,700 --> 04:13:29,080 There's a great... 4599 04:13:29,080 --> 04:13:30,040 Hair coach there. 4600 04:13:31,720 --> 04:13:37,040 I think the slopes are slightly more intense in this video than... 4601 04:13:37,040 --> 04:13:39,160 Whoa, that's the best name I've ever seen. 4602 04:13:39,160 --> 04:13:41,240 I think the slopes are slightly more... 4603 04:13:41,240 --> 04:13:43,460 Hebron Smick... 4604 04:13:43,460 --> 04:13:44,680 Hebron Sim... 4605 04:13:44,680 --> 04:13:45,180 Sim... 4606 04:13:45,180 --> 04:13:45,580 Sim... 4607 04:13:45,580 --> 04:13:45,580 Sim... 4608 04:13:45,580 --> 04:13:46,180 Sim... 4609 04:13:46,180 --> 04:13:46,580 S... 4610 04:13:46,580 --> 04:13:47,880 Jaff. 4611 04:13:48,180 --> 04:13:49,180 What a name. 4612 04:13:49,180 --> 04:13:52,940 Tens in this video than they are in life. 4613 04:13:52,980 --> 04:13:54,280 And actually, they go by faster. 4614 04:13:54,900 --> 04:13:56,740 It seems faster, actually. 4615 04:13:58,400 --> 04:13:59,340 It's not as cold. 4616 04:13:59,900 --> 04:14:02,980 I've never skied before, so this is my first time to play the game. 4617 04:14:02,980 --> 04:14:06,620 And I think basically it's easier to control. 4618 04:14:06,900 --> 04:14:13,580 Picture-perfect golf relies on thousands of photographs from courses around the world to bring the feel of the outdoors indoors. 4619 04:14:14,380 --> 04:14:22,780 The game's electronic golf club reproduces the weight and feel of an outdoor club, and virtual golfers play directly to the screen, not through an animated figure. 4620 04:14:25,120 --> 04:14:27,520 Is it a cafe? A computer center? 4621 04:14:28,040 --> 04:14:30,720 He nearly fucking hits the screen with it. 4622 04:14:32,080 --> 04:14:33,980 You won't want to get in the way of that. 4623 04:14:34,820 --> 04:14:35,900 That'd take you out, man. 4624 04:14:37,540 --> 04:14:42,680 Some poor kid is going to walk around aimlessly into a savage backswing. 4625 04:14:43,460 --> 04:14:47,180 James Electronic Golf Club reproduces the weight and feel of an outdoor club, 4626 04:14:47,640 --> 04:14:51,600 and virtual golfers play directly to the screen, not through an animated figure. 4627 04:14:51,600 --> 04:14:54,720 That in your home, and someone broke into your house. 4628 04:14:55,460 --> 04:14:57,980 And the only thing you had to defend yourself was that. 4629 04:14:59,740 --> 04:15:03,240 Is it a cafe, a computer center, or a VR playground? 4630 04:15:03,840 --> 04:15:07,540 That may be the biggest question facing cyber cafe owners and visitors. 4631 04:15:08,280 --> 04:15:11,600 Self-defense, if you said you had that in the house the whole time, 4632 04:15:11,680 --> 04:15:15,800 like it was never there to use to fend off a burglar. 4633 04:15:15,900 --> 04:15:19,720 You just say, I had the virtual golf driver game. 4634 04:15:19,720 --> 04:15:22,600 I have that beside the bed the whole time. 4635 04:15:23,420 --> 04:15:29,900 But until customers show a clear preference for one or the other, cyber cafes may have to offer a taste of all three. 4636 04:15:30,680 --> 04:15:32,960 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman. 4637 04:15:34,800 --> 04:15:36,780 What else can you do in a cyber cafe? 4638 04:15:37,040 --> 04:15:38,740 Well, you can buy lots of neat stuff. 4639 04:15:38,800 --> 04:15:44,200 They have computer magazines, all kinds of computer books, and they also have computer software. 4640 04:15:44,600 --> 04:15:50,040 What's really cool here is not only can you buy computer software, you can actually try it before you buy it. 4641 04:15:50,520 --> 04:15:53,260 And this is one of the CD-ROM demo stations here. 4642 04:15:53,340 --> 04:15:55,360 And Chad is another techno-smith who's going to help us. 4643 04:15:55,680 --> 04:15:59,780 Chad, if I wanted to find out if I like the Dig and whether or not to buy it, show the game to me. 4644 04:15:59,780 --> 04:16:00,520 How do I run it here? 4645 04:16:00,520 --> 04:16:05,000 Well, the Dig is a classic style science fiction story where you command a team of NASA... 4646 04:16:05,000 --> 04:16:07,580 They're meant to be astronauts. 4647 04:16:07,880 --> 04:16:09,700 I thought there were fucking aliens inside. 4648 04:16:10,620 --> 04:16:11,920 You can't really see the faces. 4649 04:16:12,180 --> 04:16:13,300 Yeah, they look human-ish. 4650 04:16:13,560 --> 04:16:14,400 Human-ish enough. 4651 04:16:21,000 --> 04:16:24,140 Kind of got maybe blonde hair and a blonde beard. 4652 04:16:26,360 --> 04:16:27,380 Ask now to take the shuttle. 4653 04:16:27,760 --> 04:16:28,540 Look at this. 4654 04:16:30,320 --> 04:16:31,800 Instrument layer that's coming apart. 4655 04:16:32,140 --> 04:16:34,960 Investigate an asteroid that's on its way to impact the Earth. 4656 04:16:35,280 --> 04:16:42,000 After they shift its course away and start investigating it, it turns into a giant spaceship which takes them light years from home to an alien planet. 4657 04:16:42,400 --> 04:16:44,020 And that's when they have to try and figure out how to get home. 4658 04:16:44,440 --> 04:16:45,860 And that's when the story really begins. 4659 04:16:45,860 --> 04:16:46,320 I like it. 4660 04:16:46,360 --> 04:16:46,960 My kind of game. 4661 04:16:47,060 --> 04:16:47,280 All right. 4662 04:16:47,340 --> 04:16:47,800 Thanks a lot. 4663 04:16:47,820 --> 04:16:48,180 All right. 4664 04:16:48,320 --> 04:16:48,640 All right. 4665 04:16:48,680 --> 04:16:50,640 There are other things you can do here in a cyber cafe. 4666 04:16:50,800 --> 04:16:55,460 They have, for example, T-shirts and hats and sweatshirts with computer-related themes on them. 4667 04:16:55,860 --> 04:17:02,820 Also, you can go over here and play networked games like Doom and Descent with other people in the cafe or other people around the world, for that matter. 4668 04:17:03,140 --> 04:17:05,780 In fact, what do most people come to a cyber cafe for? 4669 04:17:06,080 --> 04:17:07,420 To log on to the Internet. 4670 04:17:08,200 --> 04:17:08,720 All right. 4671 04:17:08,760 --> 04:17:10,380 You've just logged on to the Internet here. 4672 04:17:10,380 --> 04:17:11,360 All right. 4673 04:17:11,540 --> 04:17:12,100 All right. 4674 04:17:12,200 --> 04:17:13,720 Thank you very much, Hanleyman. 4675 04:17:14,520 --> 04:17:15,220 What next? 4676 04:17:16,680 --> 04:17:18,560 Ask you, how do you do this at a cyber cafe? 4677 04:17:18,720 --> 04:17:19,600 I mean, how do you pay for it? 4678 04:17:19,720 --> 04:17:22,860 Everything runs on a cyber card, which operates all of our computers here. 4679 04:17:23,340 --> 04:17:24,020 So you're basically... 4680 04:17:24,020 --> 04:17:24,760 Cyber card. 4681 04:17:25,260 --> 04:17:25,620 Trade mark. 4682 04:17:25,760 --> 04:17:29,240 Buying a certain amount of time, and that gets, what, recorded on max stripe on the card? 4683 04:17:29,380 --> 04:17:29,540 Yeah. 4684 04:17:29,580 --> 04:17:34,840 It's kind of like a debit card, and we've got a magnetic stripe, and you just put it into the reader and swipe, and you're ready to go. 4685 04:17:34,880 --> 04:17:37,080 So you've got an hour's worth of net time or something like that? 4686 04:17:37,080 --> 04:17:37,160 Mm-hmm. 4687 04:17:37,500 --> 04:17:37,720 All right. 4688 04:17:37,720 --> 04:17:37,720 All right. 4689 04:17:37,760 --> 04:17:42,820 Now, let me ask you, do I have to have my own Internet account to do this, or can anybody walk in off the street and use one of your accounts? 4690 04:17:43,060 --> 04:17:44,660 Anyone can come in and get a cyber card. 4691 04:17:45,300 --> 04:17:50,480 Now, what's really cool about logging on to the net or the web here is it's really fast compared to at home, right? 4692 04:17:50,600 --> 04:17:50,820 Right. 4693 04:17:50,880 --> 04:17:57,500 We use T1 fiber optic cables, and they're 52 times faster than 28 modems, which is what most people have in their home computers. 4694 04:17:57,640 --> 04:17:59,820 So here, you're not going to sit and wait, wait, wait all the time. 4695 04:17:59,840 --> 04:18:00,140 No waiting, usually. 4696 04:18:00,220 --> 04:18:00,380 No. 4697 04:18:00,540 --> 04:18:00,700 All right. 4698 04:18:00,700 --> 04:18:02,120 What's the website you're looking at right now? 4699 04:18:02,180 --> 04:18:03,300 It's a hot one this week. 4700 04:18:03,400 --> 04:18:04,340 It's Escape from L.A. 4701 04:18:04,380 --> 04:18:05,860 This is the official site of the movie. 4702 04:18:06,460 --> 04:18:07,520 Fucking snake playskin. 4703 04:18:07,640 --> 04:18:14,760 And just by clicking on the picture here, we can go to an interactive game, or we can look at videos of the movie or listen to music from the soundtrack. 4704 04:18:15,380 --> 04:18:15,820 All right. 4705 04:18:16,440 --> 04:18:17,980 Well, that's our look at Cyber Cafe. 4706 04:18:18,560 --> 04:18:20,560 Extreme flavors don't sell sass. 4707 04:18:20,560 --> 04:18:21,560 Add... 4708 04:18:21,560 --> 04:18:27,420 Is that it? 4709 04:18:27,420 --> 04:18:36,660 We'll be back again next week with more of the latest on personal computers and the Internet. 4710 04:18:36,960 --> 04:18:37,940 I'm Stuart Chaffee. 4711 04:18:38,000 --> 04:18:39,060 We'll see you here next time. 4712 04:18:40,140 --> 04:18:48,720 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource, Inc., publishers of ProOne Software, educational software for young adults. 4713 04:18:52,940 --> 04:18:56,900 And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite. 4714 04:18:56,900 --> 04:19:02,520 To order a videotape for this program, call 1-800-916-PC-TV. 4715 04:19:03,000 --> 04:19:05,300 Please ask for tapes by show number and title. 4716 04:19:05,920 --> 04:19:06,700 And for more help in keeping up with... 4717 04:19:06,700 --> 04:19:12,880 Lovely image of Stu there typing away in the background and then writing, switching from keyboard to analog. 4718 04:19:13,580 --> 04:19:22,200 These are some great little pieces for the Computer Chronicles VHS Betamax sale adverts at the end of the shows. 4719 04:19:23,060 --> 04:19:25,780 You also got subscribed to the Shafee letter. 4720 04:19:25,900 --> 04:19:27,240 I think that's what he's penning there. 4721 04:19:27,680 --> 04:19:29,520 Which was his monthly digest. 4722 04:19:29,680 --> 04:19:30,440 His monthly... 4723 04:19:30,440 --> 04:19:31,400 Missive. 4724 04:19:31,780 --> 04:19:33,880 Please ask for tapes by show number and title. 4725 04:19:33,960 --> 04:19:34,860 Or weekly, I don't know. 4726 04:19:34,860 --> 04:19:38,780 For more help in keeping up with the fast-changing world of personal computing, order the Shafee letter. 4727 04:19:39,560 --> 04:19:42,060 I don't know, it's $32.50 for 10 issues. 4728 04:19:43,160 --> 04:19:44,340 You know. 4729 04:19:45,220 --> 04:19:47,600 That's enough for fucking one year, like. 4730 04:19:49,180 --> 04:19:49,980 I'd imagine. 4731 04:19:50,200 --> 04:19:51,980 I'd say they were pretty detailed. 4732 04:19:52,200 --> 04:19:54,980 Each month, Stuart writes in detail about topics covered on computers. 4733 04:19:56,900 --> 04:19:59,260 I'd love to have a copy of one of those. 4734 04:19:59,740 --> 04:20:00,900 Even just one of them, you know. 4735 04:20:01,120 --> 04:20:02,940 I think I've searched online for it, but... 4736 04:20:03,820 --> 04:20:04,440 They're elusive. 4737 04:20:04,620 --> 04:20:07,100 I don't think anybody has scanned them and uploaded them. 4738 04:20:07,100 --> 04:20:08,100 It's a good one. 4739 04:20:08,100 --> 04:20:09,100 I think it's a good one. 4740 04:20:09,100 --> 04:20:10,100 I think it's a good one. 4741 04:20:10,100 --> 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04:21:19,100 --> 04:21:23,100 But I will see how that goes in due course. 4808 04:21:23,100 --> 04:21:25,100 But thanks very much for tuning in and watching. 4809 04:21:25,100 --> 04:21:27,100 www.vctv.com 4810 04:21:27,100 --> 04:21:31,100 You know, the Quiet Place game, I'm not sure. 4811 04:21:31,100 --> 04:21:33,100 Not sure about it. 4812 04:21:33,100 --> 04:21:35,100 These are your missiles, though. 4813 04:21:35,100 --> 04:21:36,100 Those are very careful. 4814 04:21:36,100 --> 04:21:41,100 So they've just decided to end with her shooting missiles or showing a man how to shoot missiles on a game. 4815 04:21:41,100 --> 04:21:42,100 It doesn't make sense. 4816 04:21:42,100 --> 04:21:46,100 You want to save those for the big mosquitoes and for the big airplanes? 4817 04:21:46,100 --> 04:21:47,100 Bin it and get on silent. 4818 04:21:47,100 --> 04:21:49,100 Is that what? 4819 04:21:49,100 --> 04:21:50,100 Get on alien? 4820 04:21:50,100 --> 04:21:51,100 Maybe, yeah. 4821 04:21:51,100 --> 04:21:54,100 It'll let you know because as soon as I put the mask on you, you'll get the full rundown. 4822 04:21:54,100 --> 04:21:56,100 You'll get the directions for those, okay? 4823 04:21:56,100 --> 04:21:59,100 Turn, you take your gun, you just kind of turn it back and forth like this. 4824 04:21:59,100 --> 04:22:03,100 Like I said, you'll get the full rundown after we put the mask on you, okay? 4825 04:22:03,100 --> 04:22:04,100 Super. 4826 04:22:04,100 --> 04:22:06,100 So why don't you hop up in here? 4827 04:22:06,100 --> 04:22:07,100 Where the fuck is he going into? 4828 04:22:07,100 --> 04:22:08,100 I'll hop you put the mask on. 4829 04:22:08,100 --> 04:22:09,100 You want to look this way? 4830 04:22:09,100 --> 04:22:10,100 Over here. 4831 04:22:10,100 --> 04:22:11,100 This is going to focus. 4832 04:22:11,100 --> 04:22:12,100 There's one for each eye. 4833 04:22:12,100 --> 04:22:13,100 Okay? 4834 04:22:13,100 --> 04:22:16,100 So you're going to put it on over your eyes and ears. 4835 04:22:16,100 --> 04:22:18,100 Here we go. 4836 04:22:18,100 --> 04:22:19,100 Is it over your eyes? 4837 04:22:19,100 --> 04:22:20,100 Uh, yep, pretty much. 4838 04:22:20,100 --> 04:22:21,100 Okay, let me know when it's nice and tight. 4839 04:22:21,100 --> 04:22:22,100 That seems fine. 4840 04:22:22,100 --> 04:22:23,100 Okay. 4841 04:22:23,100 --> 04:22:24,100 Is it focused at all? 4842 04:22:24,100 --> 04:22:25,100 Uh, pretty good. 4843 04:22:25,100 --> 04:22:26,100 Alright, just in case you want to change it. 4844 04:22:26,100 --> 04:22:39,100 What a weird, this is the weirdest ending I've ever seen Netcafe go for a full demonstration of some piece of, maybe they made promises. 4845 04:22:39,100 --> 04:22:43,100 Stu probably made promises to the manufacturer that they'd feature the thing. 4846 04:22:43,100 --> 04:22:46,100 Maybe it was a decent bung as well, like, you know? 4847 04:22:46,100 --> 04:22:47,100 Your hands just need to turn. 4848 04:22:47,100 --> 04:22:50,100 Like a full minute of demonstration time. 4849 04:22:50,100 --> 04:22:51,100 Yep. 4850 04:22:51,100 --> 04:22:52,100 Okay. 4851 04:22:52,100 --> 04:22:54,100 Okay, you all set? 4852 04:22:54,100 --> 04:22:56,100 Uh, yep, I guess so. 4853 04:22:56,100 --> 04:22:57,100 Alright, here's your gun. 4854 04:22:57,100 --> 04:22:58,100 Did you see the game? 4855 04:22:58,100 --> 04:22:59,100 Need a finger. 4856 04:22:59,100 --> 04:23:00,100 Still wakes the deep. 4857 04:23:00,100 --> 04:23:05,100 I didn't, Owen, but I will maybe checking out other games. 4858 04:23:05,100 --> 04:23:07,100 I'm not sure about that one that I was playing. 4859 04:23:07,100 --> 04:23:08,100 Or this finger right in here. 4860 04:23:08,100 --> 04:23:09,100 It looks annoying. 4861 04:23:09,100 --> 04:23:12,100 And then a fade out there. 4862 04:23:12,100 --> 04:23:15,100 I don't even know what that was about at the end. 4863 04:23:15,100 --> 04:23:16,100 She was just called away from her. 4864 04:23:16,100 --> 04:23:17,100 Okay, you all set? 4865 04:23:17,100 --> 04:23:18,100 Uh, yep, I guess so. 4866 04:23:18,100 --> 04:23:19,100 Alright, here's your gun. 4867 04:23:19,100 --> 04:23:20,100 Need this finger or this finger right in here. 4868 04:23:20,100 --> 04:23:21,100 Okay, I'm gonna start up the game. 4869 04:23:21,100 --> 04:23:22,100 Okay, so press 99. 4870 04:23:22,100 --> 04:23:23,100 Start. 4871 04:23:23,100 --> 04:23:24,100 Nope, ball started. 4872 04:23:24,100 --> 04:23:25,100 Okay, so press 99. 4873 04:23:25,100 --> 04:23:26,100 Start. 4874 04:23:26,100 --> 04:23:27,100 Nope, ball started. 4875 04:23:27,100 --> 04:23:28,100 Okay, I'm gonna start up the game. 4876 04:23:28,100 --> 04:23:29,100 Okay, so press 99. 4877 04:23:29,100 --> 04:23:30,100 Start. 4878 04:23:30,100 --> 04:23:31,100 Nope, ball started. 4879 04:23:31,100 --> 04:23:32,100 Okay, so press 99. 4880 04:23:32,100 --> 04:23:33,100 Start. 4881 04:23:33,100 --> 04:23:34,100 Nope, ball started. 4882 04:23:34,100 --> 04:23:35,100 Nope, ball started. 4883 04:23:35,100 --> 04:23:46,100 An insane flying beige mouse. 4884 04:23:46,100 --> 04:23:51,100 Which does a full loop. 4885 04:23:51,100 --> 04:23:53,100 We see it from below. 4886 04:23:53,100 --> 04:23:56,100 And then a close-up mouse blast. 4887 04:23:56,100 --> 04:23:59,100 With just a solitary ball. 4888 04:23:59,100 --> 04:24:02,100 Which then gets shed. 4889 04:24:02,100 --> 04:24:06,100 Like fucking Thunderbird 4 out of 2. 4890 04:24:06,100 --> 04:24:08,100 Into a little green ball. 4891 04:24:08,100 --> 04:24:12,100 Then bringing us into PC TV graphic territory. 4892 04:24:12,100 --> 04:24:14,100 It's a fantastic concept. 4893 04:24:14,100 --> 04:24:19,100 Lots of wires going through the letters on PC TV as well. 4894 04:24:19,100 --> 04:24:22,100 With the tagline "Watch the future". 4895 04:24:22,100 --> 04:24:26,100 And you really do feel like you're in the future in that video there. 4896 04:24:26,100 --> 04:24:31,100 In amongst all these little components inside a computer case. 4897 04:24:31,100 --> 04:24:57,780 American Program Service. 4898 04:24:57,780 --> 04:25:04,780 Okay, good night anyway and all the best and remember... 4899 04:25:04,780 --> 04:25:11,780 ...and I'll see you next time. 4900 04:25:11,780 --> 04:25:14,220 Thank you.