1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 *music* 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 *music* 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:26,960 *music* 4 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,960 How are you? 5 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:44,960 *music* 6 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,960 How are you? 7 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,960 *music* 8 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,960 *music* 9 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,960 *music* 10 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,960 *music* 11 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,960 *music* 12 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,960 *music* 13 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,960 *music* 14 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,960 *music* 15 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,960 *music* 16 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:34,940 Thank you. 17 00:02:34,940 --> 00:03:04,920 Thank you. 18 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:13,460 Thank you very much. 19 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:19,080 You're a worm in million. 20 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,080 Fuck, where's the music? 21 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,540 Where's the music? 22 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:45,400 What? 23 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:06,540 Wasn't meant to be on the screen for that transition to the space mainframe bit. 24 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,260 There's music there now. 25 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:10,660 Brilliant. 26 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,340 Try that again. 27 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:17,160 Wastes of skin. 28 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,580 Who do these people think they are? 29 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,280 Digital hands. 30 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:32,600 Welcome to the stream. 31 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,220 It's another stream. 32 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:40,340 How long's it been? 33 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,560 I don't know how long it's been. 34 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,600 But now we're taking it on the chin. 35 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:50,680 It's a lovely little stream. 36 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,800 A lovely tender space dream. 37 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:56,880 Dream. 38 00:04:58,180 --> 00:04:58,760 Cream. 39 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:03,360 Stream. 40 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,160 Mean. 41 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,000 Lean. 42 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:15,340 Sea bream. 43 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:15,340 Sea bream. 44 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,100 Dreams. 45 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,160 You know what that means. 46 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,980 A lovely, slippery sea bream. 47 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,260 A diagnostic dream. 48 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,360 Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs. 49 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:35,900 Get them while you can. 50 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:37,340 Yeah. 51 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,020 Today's the last day. 52 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:39,700 Brain slug. 53 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,660 Thank you very much. 54 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,260 And to Sean the sheep as well. 55 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:48,400 Will you be watching the watch along by Keane Neville etc. 56 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,560 For the United game? 57 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,240 I don't know. 58 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:52,520 I don't. 59 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,600 What's that game? 60 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:55,600 It's United on. 61 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:55,880 Are they? 62 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:56,660 Who are they playing? 63 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,260 Fucking Arsenal. 64 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:58,920 Is it? 65 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,340 Game doesn't matter man. 66 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,140 That game does not matter. 67 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,060 The games only matter. 68 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,280 The only games that matter are the games I say that matter. 69 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:11,140 Okay? 70 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:12,440 Joey the lips. 71 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,320 Thank you very much. 72 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,300 Hot Jag. 73 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,540 Thank you very much. 74 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:21,580 The games that I say that matter. 75 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,660 Are the only games that matter. 76 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:30,240 Not the games that you say that you want to play. 77 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,660 Or the United Arsenal game tonight. 78 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,180 It doesn't matter much to me. 79 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,180 In fact. 80 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,220 I don't even care at all. 81 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,080 I might actually give it a little look. 82 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,660 Maybe me and Tom might even have a watch. 83 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,880 But I don't think I care that much. 84 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,380 Much. 85 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:50,420 Much. 86 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:50,920 Much. 87 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,420 Much. 88 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:51,800 Much. 89 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,240 I don't care that much. 90 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:54,920 Much. 91 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,920 Much. 92 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,300 Tender to the touch. 93 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:58,920 Such. 94 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,560 Is the game I don't care that much about. 95 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,640 But I do want to tell you something. 96 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,300 Aidan the Average. 97 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,380 Thank you very much there. 98 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,160 And Schnuffles. 99 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:12,840 And Hot Jag. 100 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:14,480 Welcome back. 101 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,020 Welcome back to Planet Quad Core. 102 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,540 But I want to tell you something there. 103 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:26,440 I initially put on a few screenshots I took off the phone. 104 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,220 Of YouTube thumbnail recommendations. 105 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,300 Thank you for the bog wetting there Schultz. 106 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:37,740 The annual bog wetting ceremony is taking place tonight. 107 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,260 We're going to be bringing you all updates from that. 108 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:44,720 Greg Wallace. 109 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:45,960 Thank you very much for the tip. 110 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,900 What's your opinion of the new Jaguar rebrand? 111 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:48,440 I don't know. 112 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,220 I keep on hearing about Jaguar this. 113 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,360 Jaguar that. 114 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:55,300 As if I care about some car I'll never be able to drive. 115 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,320 And it's new rebranding process. 116 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,200 If you ask me. 117 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,560 Everyone giving a shit. 118 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,780 Has fuck all else to give a shit about. 119 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:02,800 Or. 120 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:07,520 Some rich cunts have decided that there's a scandal about the new rebrand. 121 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,940 And then loads of other idiots have fucking like. 122 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:10,540 Gone. 123 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:10,840 Yeah. 124 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,960 I want to fucking have an opinion on that as well. 125 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:13,740 Now. 126 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,880 I don't know the story about the rebrand. 127 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,180 It could. 128 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,780 It could be worth giving a fuck about. 129 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,460 But I haven't looked into it. 130 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,140 Because I've been so let down. 131 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,560 By the amount of non-scandals going on in the world. 132 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,360 That I just don't even care about scandals happening now. 133 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,760 Because you look into them. 134 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,120 And it's half a scandal. 135 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:33,780 Do you know? 136 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,280 I'd much rather listen to this music. 137 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,900 Do you know? 138 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,300 I'd much rather listen to this music. 139 00:08:40,460 --> 00:09:02,740 This is just a strange one like this. 140 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:05,880 Three hours of this. 141 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,900 I'm not gonna fucking do a tap at all. 142 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:17,180 I'm just gonna arse around in this space scene I've made on OBS. 143 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:23,080 I'm going to sing along with all the tunes and piss about. 144 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,440 That's all I'm doing tonight. 145 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,160 Check it out. 146 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,460 Any chance of heavy rain tonight. 147 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:43,620 There's gonna be a yellow storm warning tomorrow. 148 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:47,020 Yellow storm warning from three. 149 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:56,020 Gullway, Mayo and Kerry, possibly all of Connacht. 150 00:09:56,020 --> 00:10:00,020 Shabba dabba dooby dooboo. 151 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:14,020 Skibida manna do, skabba doo, skibidoo, da kainchi manna zoo. 152 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:20,020 Ba dambu. 153 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:27,020 Ba da doo, skibidoo, chambanchi manna doo. 154 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:33,020 Skamara manna nusu, mango. 155 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:41,020 I love the sound of gamboo. 156 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:43,020 Me too. 157 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:47,020 I love the sound of kainchiogoo. 158 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:50,020 And what about zoo? 159 00:10:50,020 --> 00:11:03,020 But I have to say to you, I have to be serious for a moment there regarding some of the images I played at the beginning of the stream there. 160 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:05,020 I think there was one of Simon Harris. 161 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,020 Now I have to clear up that isn't Simon Harris. 162 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:13,020 That's an AI thumbnail, but still it's doing the rounds on YouTube. 163 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:20,020 You think they would have cracked down on that shit considering the election has just happened and all that sort of stuff. 164 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:23,020 They wouldn't want any misinformation about them. 165 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:28,020 So that's not me trying to spread misinformation. 166 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,020 Why just go back to that little scene so we can see what I mean. 167 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:36,020 That was another cracker of a thumbnail as well. 168 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:44,020 I really think my channel has been let down because I don't put up any thumbnails like this on my videos. 169 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,020 You know? 170 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,020 Or on my streams. 171 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:51,020 I need to maximize engagement in a massive way. 172 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:58,020 And that's another beautiful picture there of Kim Jong Schlug. 173 00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:03,020 Who has decided to take up residency in the Hat of Dreams. 174 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,020 And there he is there. 175 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:08,020 This is something I snagged from the tube. 176 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,020 Go back to that one. 177 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,020 No, not that one. 178 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,020 That was another funny one I saw there. 179 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,020 I didn't even watch the video. 180 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:19,020 I just thought what a beautiful thumbnail. 181 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,020 Falling in love in Ireland. 182 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,020 Nicholas Fairford. 183 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,020 100k views two weeks ago. 184 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,020 Pure luxury. 185 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,020 And this is the one here. 186 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,020 Simon Harissimo. 187 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,020 And they've done a good job on the AI. 188 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,020 But what do people. 189 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,020 What's going to happen there if you click on that link. 190 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:43,020 Sponsored by Cartmarks. 191 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:46,020 If you can see that there. 192 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,020 Look. 193 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,020 Down here next to my eyes. 194 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,020 There. 195 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,020 Sponsored. 196 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,020 By Cartmarks. 197 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,020 By Cartmarks. 198 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:56,020 And. 199 00:12:56,020 --> 00:13:01,020 Simon Haris calls on all Irish people to take advantage of this. 200 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,020 Only 6% of Irish people know. 201 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,020 I didn't click it. 202 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:17,280 Sounds like a load of old fucking Moondust. 203 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:19,820 To me. 204 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:27,380 Father Gluten, thank you very, very much there. 205 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,480 And Spotify Raps, thank you very much as well. 206 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,280 What was your favourite... 207 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,200 What was top of your Spotify rap this year? 208 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,600 Still Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan. 209 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,120 I'll have a look, I haven't even checked. 210 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,280 Moondust. 211 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,420 Spotify Raps. 212 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,620 How would you find your Spotify Raps? 213 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,180 Oh yeah, it's there. 214 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:11,260 If I press it, is it gonna play the songs? I don't want any... 215 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,260 Moondust. 216 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:17,580 Any surprises, I don't want any embarrassing songs or things to play. 217 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:34,620 Sorry about that. 218 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,620 *laughs* 219 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:36,620 *laughs* 220 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,620 *music* 221 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,340 *music* 222 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:38,980 *music* 223 00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:39,780 *music* 224 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:40,780 *music* 225 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,780 *music* 226 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,280 *music* 227 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:42,780 *music* 228 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:43,280 *music* 229 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,280 *music* 230 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:44,780 *music* 231 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,280 *music* 232 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:45,780 *music* 233 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,280 *music* 234 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:51,280 Nothing much I can do about that. I mean, if that's... if that's the lyrics in the fucking song, there's nothing I can do about it, is there? *music* 235 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,280 There's nothing I can do about it is there? 236 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:18,300 Sad boy, sad little man music. That first one though. 237 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:48,280 I have to censor these. More Beach Boys there. I want to go back to the fucking first one that was good but I'll skip the second one because there was a lot of bad words and nasty words. There was a few wrong words in the second one. 238 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,280 There aren't under my control whatsoever. I apologize for that. 239 00:15:52,280 --> 00:16:05,280 *music* 240 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,280 You wasn't shut with your mom, see? 241 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,280 *music* 242 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,280 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go back from that one. 243 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,280 *music* 244 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,280 Sean, thank you very much. 245 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:29,280 *music* 246 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,280 Turn that off. 247 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:49,280 *music* 248 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,280 Don't even know what this is. 249 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:57,280 Probably some fucking playlist of beats for... going jogging to. 250 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:03,280 *music* 251 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,280 *music* 252 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:12,280 More, more Beach Boys. I'd say I absolutely rinsed the fucking Pet Sounds album but I've been rinsing that for ten years now I'd say. 253 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:21,280 *music* 254 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:30,280 Oh Carolina, where did your long hair go? *music* 255 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:44,280 *music* 256 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,280 Swing like a motherfucker man. 257 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,280 *music* 258 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,280 *music* 259 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,280 *music* 260 00:17:52,280 --> 00:18:02,980 Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. Get them while you can. Yeah. Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 261 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:20,980 *music* 262 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:29,980 *music* 263 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:36,980 *music* 264 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,980 *music* 265 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:44,980 *music* 266 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:49,980 *music* 267 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:54,980 *music* 268 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:59,980 *music* 269 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:00,980 *music* 270 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:01,980 *music* 271 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:20,280 So were Bill Evans Trio, which you're hearing there, Kraftwerk, OC, Word Life, what's that album? OC. 272 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,920 The Beach Boys, MF Doom. 273 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,260 Computer Games. 274 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,160 Thank you very much there for the tip there. 275 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,520 We can turn that off now. 276 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,720 Thank you very much there, Spark Lynch and Joao Gilbert. 277 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:47,980 You've heard of Tiny Cox, MEP, but have you seen the new Dutch PM's name? 278 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:52,740 I haven't. I mean, it can't be as good as Tiny Cox. 279 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,820 But thanks for the tip. And Tupo, thank you very much. 280 00:19:55,900 --> 00:20:01,700 I said, congratulations, like Fontaine, during something this weekend. 281 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,360 No sons, God willing. 282 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,540 Thank you very much there for the tip. 283 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,040 And I hope that you had a great time when you said that. 284 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,060 But yeah, it seems to be a waste of money, Spotify. 285 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:19,820 If you think about that, what's Spotify? A 10 or a month, is it? Or has it gone up? 286 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,720 Just to listen to those artists. 287 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:27,220 I repeatedly play just the same albums and songs. 288 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:28,720 Maybe. 289 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,900 I don't know. I've found out that any new music. 290 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,720 I haven't found any new music, I don't think. 291 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:36,680 I haven't been adventurous. 292 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,940 Yeah, it's about 12 euro. 293 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:46,660 It'd be as well to fucking get rid of Spotify, put the albums on my phone, and then spend that money on YouTube Premium. 294 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,380 But I heard that that's even gone. 295 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,960 What are they fucking playing at on YouTube Premium? 296 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,380 I've heard that's gone up to 20. 297 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,200 I mean, never had it in the first place. 298 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:59,580 And I was singing the praises of the Brave Browser, or at least Connor Williams was the other day. 299 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,360 Xanadu 2.0. 300 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:05,240 He was saying that you should use Brave Browser. 301 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,760 Out of the box experience is great. 302 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,400 Zero ads. 303 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:20,440 And another thing that is a boon about that is that you can use it signed out and you don't get ads. 304 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:27,080 And what's more, you know you go onto YouTube and you've got an idea of something what you want to look up. 305 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:33,400 But you get on there and then you see on the front page a load of new videos that look enticing. 306 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:37,360 And then you forget about the original video you went to look at. 307 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:43,840 That doesn't happen if you do the Brave and use YouTube signed out because it doesn't know what you want to fucking see. 308 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,800 So it doesn't serve you up any shite. 309 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,820 So that's a productivity boost. 310 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:56,280 As well as a great user experience boost. 311 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:03,640 Good discount on YouTube premium if bought through desktop. 312 00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:04,300 Says Kiron. 313 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,680 Brave also gives you some crypto you can either withdraw or give to websites you support. 314 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,140 Are you sure about that? 315 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,480 No, you actually you can install a fucking browser and they're giving you free money. 316 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,420 That crypto must not be worth anything. 317 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,260 If that's I mean, I doubt they do that, would they? 318 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:33,280 I understand that maybe you do want to watch shite as well, Nigel. 319 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,600 Indeed, a lot of the time I am watching shite. 320 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:37,180 That's the thing. 321 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:46,520 But it's just those times where I'm lately beginning to feel like the early onset dementia slash mind loss is being increased. 322 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:53,540 Just by the amount of times I've gone looking to do something and then I go, what was I even meant to be looking at again? 323 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,860 I've completely forgot. 324 00:22:55,380 --> 00:23:01,380 You know, I mean, then there's other times where you just enjoy being served up stuff. 325 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,800 So, I mean, it's not everybody's cup of tea. 326 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,780 They're going to use your laptop to mine crypto. 327 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,040 No, they're fucking not. 328 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,000 I'm not going to do that. 329 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:12,800 I'm not going to let them. 330 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,660 I'm not going to let them away with that. 331 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:16,860 Scumbags. 332 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,760 Absolute scumbags, Joe. 333 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,080 Disgusting, Joe. 334 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,760 Mysterious free crypto, which famously is, 335 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,280 mind using GPUs. 336 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,520 YouTube premium is class, says Lee Gibson. 337 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,180 To be fair, 338 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,340 ad-free viewing and YouTube music, about 15 a month. 339 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:49,460 I mean, it's the about in that sentence there that I'm being... 340 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,560 I have a little bit of a problem with there, Lee. 341 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,180 A small bit of a problem with the word about. 342 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:58,720 I think it's gone up to, like, I heard maybe nearly 20 euro. 343 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,540 That's what I heard. 344 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:07,080 A lot of love for YouTube there. 345 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,780 People, pink sheep saying YouTube is actually fantastic. 346 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,060 I can't give out. 347 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,000 It's giving me my little platform. 348 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:29,060 I think maybe Spotify out YouTube in for 2025. 349 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:36,560 But the reality of the situation is thus. 350 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,380 Almost five years ago, if not five, maybe even more, 351 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:48,680 I started a video game that was disturbing and unacceptable. 352 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:55,560 And I just threw it away into the fucking wind and didn't continue on playing it anymore. 353 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,600 I'm going to give it another crack at the whip. 354 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:12,180 And if it fucking... if it doesn't work, I have another special game that could end up being a classic. 355 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:16,360 Just waiting in the background, ready to be loaded up into the emulator. 356 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,400 I'm going to be using the PCSX2 emulator. 357 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:21,900 Andy the Fork. 358 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,400 Thank you very much for that tip there. 359 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,720 Glorious stuff. 360 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:31,620 Oh, I must check out the Dutch PM's name first and foremost. 361 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:34,900 Dutch Prime Minister. 362 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,240 Dutch Oven. 363 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,900 Prime Minister. 364 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,780 Dick Shoof. 365 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,640 Dick Shoof. 366 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,300 Is the name. 367 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,500 And it's a great name. 368 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:56,420 I don't know if I'm saying that correctly. 369 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,360 Let's just see if we can get that up onto the... 370 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,920 onto the screen. 371 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,520 Right here, right now. 372 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,500 Because it does... he's got a great face as well as Dick. 373 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,820 Window Capture. 374 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,420 Internet. 375 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,180 Window Capture. 376 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:20,700 Internet. 377 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,940 Today is the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 378 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,040 Thank you very much, Tom's Hot Dogs. 379 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:26,640 Gardie took my CBD. 380 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,140 Favourite Hey Arnold episode or Sodes. 381 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:29,600 Francis. 382 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,760 I never really got into that now. 383 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,720 Back in the day. 384 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,860 But it was... it was one of those where I wouldn't turn it off. 385 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,760 But it's not one that I can... 386 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,580 legitimately remember. 387 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,740 episodes... standout episodes of. 388 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,100 But I gotta tell you. 389 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,360 Dick Shoof. 390 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,040 What a situation... 391 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:50,520 with Dick Shoof. 392 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,540 It's a lovely bit of business. 393 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,040 He's got that Dracula-esque hair... 394 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,240 situation going on as well. 395 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,740 and lips pursed. 396 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,380 Letting the bags, Minister. 397 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,620 Thank you very much, Horses Under Starlight. 398 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:16,060 For that there. 399 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,520 Let's even take that... 400 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,960 a step further. 401 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,800 And see what we're dealing with there. 402 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:45,900 It's a great situation. 403 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:46,900 Dick Shoof. 404 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:47,900 Dick Shoof. 405 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:48,900 Dick Shoof. 406 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:49,900 Dick Shoof. 407 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:49,900 Dick Shoof. 408 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:49,900 Dick Shoof. 409 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,900 Dick Shoof. 410 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:50,900 Dick Shoof. 411 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:51,400 Dick Shoof. 412 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,100 Since the 2nd of July, no less. 413 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:53,400 Dick Shoof. 414 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:53,400 Dick Shoof. 415 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,400 Dick Shoof. 416 00:27:54,400 --> 00:28:00,360 Just goes to show you how little I know about Dutch politics that I haven't been paying attention. 417 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:06,660 But then again, Tiny Cox was never in the prime time chair. 418 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:13,780 I mean, he's a politician, all right, but I don't think he's ever led the fucking country, you know? 419 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,100 And that's just a load of old text there. 420 00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:19,820 And that's the Ministry of Affairs. 421 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,960 And that's a full res picture. 422 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:28,060 You're not feeling the benefit there on the end of the stream. 423 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:34,080 That's the Ministry of General Affairs at the Binnenhof in The Hague. 424 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:40,520 The office of the prime minister is the centre-left octagonal tower. 425 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:41,740 Let's see that again. 426 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,440 Centre-left octagonal tower. 427 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,900 Maybe that. 428 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,440 He lives in that little turret. 429 00:28:53,880 --> 00:29:01,820 Is the face... 430 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:05,680 Of the cabinet to the public. 431 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:13,580 After meetings of the cabinet on Friday, the prime minister hosts a press conference on the decisions of the cabinet and current affairs. 432 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:14,380 The prime minister is also... 433 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:20,820 The prime minister also has some functions in international affairs. 434 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:25,520 He's attending the European Council every six months and maintaining bilateral contacts. 435 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:33,460 Fair play to the Netherlands. 436 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,460 Fair play to the Netherlands. 437 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,460 Well done to the Netherlands. 438 00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:39,340 And God bless to the Netherlands. 439 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,280 They're doing great. 440 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,620 A strong Protestant work ethic. 441 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,260 And a great, great situation. 442 00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:48,720 They did a lot of great work. 443 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,220 And they did some bad stuff as well. 444 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,000 But who didn't? 445 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,700 We've all done... 446 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,120 We've all gone a bit Dutch. 447 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,980 We've all gone a bit Dutch from time to time, eh? 448 00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:11,440 But getting back to it now, there is a game that I am interested in playing. 449 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,440 It's... 450 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,720 I don't know if you can guess what it is. 451 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,920 But also I want to say before I get into that... 452 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920 Does anybody... 453 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,920 Would anybody there know what I'm on about if I said this? 454 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,860 What kind of a man... 455 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,860 Has dogs? 456 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:31,040 Has anybody heard that before? 457 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,740 Does anybody know what I'm on about there? 458 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,860 If you don't, I'm going to say it again. 459 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:37,860 What kind of a man... 460 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,860 Has dogs? 461 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,380 Thank you very much there, Conrad. 462 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,940 I hope you are getting well. 463 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,800 Getting on well. 464 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,640 Yakuza, you're wrong. 465 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,260 Nobody has seen it. 466 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,680 Nobody knows what I'm on about. 467 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,720 You're on your own. 468 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,160 Well, the fucking thing is, I might be on my own. 469 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,340 But I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't know what I'm on about. 470 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:13,960 And the problem is, I can't even play the clip of what I'm on about. 471 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,960 Because if I did... 472 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,420 There could be a bit of mental health going on. 473 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:20,740 It could be wrong. 474 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,160 But that line has stuck inside my mind since COVID lockdown era. 475 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,720 There was a lot of crazy stuff going on. 476 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,980 A lot of crazy scenes going on. 477 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,420 Doing the rounds back then. 478 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,180 And one of them... 479 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:36,260 Thank you very much, Dara Darmody. 480 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,600 Deadly premonition, is it? 481 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,100 Guess again, Dara. 482 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:39,860 Guess again. 483 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:46,320 I can see there's a few people who have it in the chat. 484 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,800 I'll give you another clue. 485 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,020 I'll give you another perler from it, maybe. 486 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,820 But it's got a bit of bad language in it. 487 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,700 So there's the warning. 488 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,480 I'll do the first. 489 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,520 I'll do the dogs again. 490 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:08,060 What kind of a man has dogs? 491 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:16,380 Go and eat your ice cream, you fat con't. 492 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,400 Producer! 493 00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:20,340 Sorry about that. 494 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,100 I really am sorry about that. 495 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,680 But that is a line from the video. 496 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,140 So there's nothing much I can do about it. 497 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,720 Shaq Guides, thank you very much for the tip there as well. 498 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,680 Yeah, does it sound like Family Guy? 499 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,520 It does sound like the guy from Family Guy. 500 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,260 And I don't even know why he sounds like that. 501 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,840 But he does. 502 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,060 But I hope he's okay. 503 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,300 But I've... 504 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,100 I just... 505 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,700 The problem is that, you know, 506 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,160 if you did show that video, 507 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:56,800 it would be like... 508 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,840 Oh, people would be saying, 509 00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,100 oh, you're having a go with someone 510 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,020 and maybe there's mental health going on. 511 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,220 But at the same time, 512 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,940 that has brought a lot of joy to my heart. 513 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:09,940 You know, just hearing that line for years, 514 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,220 for the last couple of years, you know. 515 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:16,060 And whenever I do see a man with dogs, 516 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,680 I always think of that, you know. 517 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,420 Thank you very much there, Shaq Guides and Dara Dermody. 518 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:26,860 Nevertheless, all I want to say is, you know, 519 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,900 it might warm your heart to see the delivery of the line. 520 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:34,180 and some of the actions going on in it as well. 521 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,780 There's a lot of, like, beaten fucking shopping bags 522 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:40,120 and stuff like that on the street. 523 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,860 Okay, let's get onto this stream here and get going. 524 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:47,900 It's not Deadly Premonition. 525 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:51,780 I think maybe it might be a letdown, but I'm in... 526 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,500 I've started playing it again. 527 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:57,300 I'm mildly... I'm not even enjoying it, I don't think. 528 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,860 But maybe I will on the stream. 529 00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:03,160 And then if not, I've got a fucking get out of jail go-to game, 530 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,300 which could really ramp things up into the fucking next realm. 531 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,480 Let's get the emulator going here. 532 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,360 Game stream. 533 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,200 There we go. 534 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,880 Lovely stuff. 535 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:23,360 That performance there was absolutely despicable. 536 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:25,900 Get your ass back to the lobby and go... 537 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,200 And it's not Alan Hansen. 538 00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:29,540 I don't... I don't know why Alan Hansen 539 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,560 cropped up there on that one. 540 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,860 Welcome to the stream. 541 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:38,680 I'm Alan Hansen. 542 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,980 And tonight is your lucky night. 543 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,820 Let's fucking go for it. 544 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,040 The whole thing's up for grabs. 545 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,620 The whole thing's up for grabs. 546 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,920 It's not Footballers Are Love. 547 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:56,660 It's Silent Hill 3, ladies and gentlemen. 548 00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:59,220 Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar. 549 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:07,120 And I found myself with a couple of items there last night. 550 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,080 I saved it. 551 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,960 And what did I have in my possession? 552 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:13,920 I managed to get a hold of a maul. 553 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,780 A beautiful, big, round, pointy hammer. 554 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,080 It's super heavy. 555 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,240 But at least it's got some oomph. 556 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,100 I've got a pistol. 557 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,100 I've got a shotgun. 558 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,120 I've got a steel pipe and a knife. 559 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,760 Now, when I last played this game, 560 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,440 I left off in the shopping mall or shopping centre. 561 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,380 But I have since gone past that. 562 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,160 Thank you very much. 563 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,120 My arse is gone. 564 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,300 I made your noodles from the stream a while back. 565 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,180 And it made it a little bit too spicy. 566 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,300 My arse isn't the same. 567 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:46,220 Well, I hope you're getting on well 568 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,020 and that you do recover from that. 569 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,060 And thank you very much there for the tip. 570 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,940 But I've moved on. 571 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,440 I've probably played another hour. 572 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,300 So you've missed out the subway bit. 573 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:01,380 And I've just skipped ahead, basically, you know. 574 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,760 And given myself a good, honest chance 575 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,300 of securing victory in the game itself. 576 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,460 The game sounds are fucking brilliant. 577 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,620 Three stacks. 578 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,200 The game sounds are fucking amazing. 579 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:23,540 And some of the ethereal soundscapes 580 00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,860 are pretty good as well. 581 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,580 Although this doesn't look great now. 582 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,540 She looks like she's been... 583 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,100 She looks a little bit too stretched out there. 584 00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:35,540 But I mean, it looks okay on... 585 00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:38,720 Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog. 586 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,200 On your one that you're seeing. 587 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,740 But on my fucking monitor, it doesn't. 588 00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:42,540 Thank you very much there for the tip. 589 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,600 Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog. 590 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,320 Vaselineos. 591 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:49,920 Vaselineos. 592 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:54,080 Loves to slug. 593 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:54,860 Thank you very much. 594 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,020 And Vaseline, thank you very much. 595 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:56,120 Thank you very much. 596 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,360 The Bogs Minister. 597 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,140 Very, very kind of. 598 00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:02,140 Now this... 599 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,740 We've reached... 600 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:08,820 What's known in the industry as a quiet part of the game. 601 00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:10,740 I don't really know... 602 00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:12,120 I think they're... 603 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,340 They're teasing us. 604 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,300 Something's gonna happen. 605 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,920 And now it's fucking crashed. 606 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:17,820 Oh no. 607 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,400 Thank God. 608 00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:19,400 I thought it crashed. 609 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,000 Well I can... 610 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,800 You can hear a bit of knocking like someone's in the fucking cupboard or something. 611 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,600 Loud map. 612 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,840 Yeah we go ahead here and turn left and then see what's down the end of the fucking Georgia 613 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,160 Rose. 614 00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:48,660 Thank you very much for the tip there. 615 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:53,400 I drove all the way from Limerick to watch you play Three Silent Hills and you're gonna play them. 616 00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:58,900 So we're getting closer and closer now to an unidentified sound. 617 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,200 It's a nasty sound. 618 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,400 Sounds like... 619 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:02,880 Four with nineteen. 620 00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:06,060 Thank you very much Higgins, creams and lotions. 621 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:12,100 I'm just gonna move this screen here so I can fucking get a grip on things. 622 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:14,700 I need to sort out my desktop here. 623 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,400 Now what I will do is... 624 00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:18,900 I'll put... 625 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,400 I'll put this... 626 00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:25,180 On my full screen projector on my main monitor. 627 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:25,940 That's great. 628 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,000 Skellington. 629 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:29,100 That's brilliant. 630 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,320 Skellington thank you very much. 631 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,660 Let me out of the cupboard you see. 632 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:38,680 So already we're off to a kind of a disturbing and bizarre start. 633 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,840 A disturbing and bizarre start. 634 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,020 And why is it disturbing? 635 00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:42,840 Why is it bizarre? 636 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:45,400 Because there's a noise of somebody trapped in a cupboard. 637 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,360 Locked in a cupboard. 638 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,400 Somebody's been... 639 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,000 Somebody's been placed there no doubt by a bad uncle or a bad mother. 640 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,720 Or a nasty dad. 641 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,240 Or a shit brother. 642 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,600 Or a fucking rubbish sister. 643 00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:59,120 Or something or other. 644 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,280 A significant other. 645 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,520 It's a real kip of a gaff. 646 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:05,620 It's a kip of a place. 647 00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:06,920 It's a shit hole. 648 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:08,640 It's a daft tunnel. 649 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:14,520 And there's some naughty, nasty scumbags around the gaff as well. 650 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:37,060 Someone's milling around here. 651 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:37,500 I think it's... 652 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:45,440 I think that's the sound that designates shotgun time. 653 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,820 And also... 654 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,820 You can hear a bit of... 655 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,580 As well. 656 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:56,400 That's another additional sound that they put into the fucking situation. 657 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,200 Just to increase... 658 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:03,080 Increase the scariness. 659 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,080 And it's a big boy. 660 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,140 It's a big boy. 661 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,300 And what I'm gonna do is... 662 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,100 One of those... 663 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,980 I'm gonna get them all out. 664 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,720 We're gonna give them all a fucking lash. 665 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,140 It could be... 666 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,540 A great day for them all. 667 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:23,660 Yeah. 668 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,400 Yeah. 669 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,640 Ah, brilliant. 670 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,780 And another one. 671 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,300 Have some of that. 672 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,500 Have some of that, you fucking... 673 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,900 I don't even know what you are. 674 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,380 Have another one of those. 675 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:49,640 Kick to the Jessop. 676 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,540 Pure scum rag. 677 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,860 Sorry, I'm just trying to move these... 678 00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:01,200 Little boxes around on the screen that I have. 679 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,300 What an absolute scumbag. 680 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,500 And I'm really glad... 681 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,880 That that guy took a beating. 682 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:06,360 Tom. 683 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:12,700 Tom. 684 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,160 Yeah, oh, sorry about that. 685 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,980 Didn't know I was on the air. 686 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:16,880 I hope you're getting on well. 687 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,580 What happened? 688 00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,660 You're meant to be... 689 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,120 You're meant to be watching, Tom. 690 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,820 Why is Alan Hansen on the screen? 691 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:24,640 Welcome to the stream. 692 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400 I'm Alan Hansen. 693 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,620 Get him off the screen. 694 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:28,740 Tonight is your lucky night. 695 00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:30,140 Let's fucking go. 696 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,620 You haven't thought this through. 697 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:34,060 You need to have everything ready for the stream 698 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:35,580 when the stream actually happens. 699 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,840 For fuck's sake. 700 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,500 Welcome to the stream. 701 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,320 I'm Alan Hansen. 702 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:45,600 And tonight is your lucky night. 703 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,460 Let's fucking go for it. 704 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,680 The old thing's up for grabs. 705 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,000 Tom. 706 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,040 Tom. 707 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,940 Yeah, what happened there with that book? 708 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,280 I'm fucking asking you what happened. 709 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,340 You need to know, man. 710 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,140 You need to see. 711 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,940 You need to provide the analysis. 712 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,400 Welcome to the stream. 713 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:08,800 I'm Alan Hansen. 714 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:09,520 And tonight is your lucky night. 715 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,520 Get that fucker off the screen. 716 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,820 Let's fucking go for it. 717 00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,240 And hopefully everything's okay with Alan. 718 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,520 As I read there during the summer, I think, that he was in a bit of ill health. 719 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,980 I hope everything's getting on okay with him. 720 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,660 Tom, you missed it. 721 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,100 It was a great situation. 722 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,980 I narrowly avoided death from two absolute scumbags. 723 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,640 Their skin looks ridiculous. 724 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,540 It looks like they've got bad skin. 725 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,260 They look like they've got veins. 726 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,220 Like real rubbish veins. 727 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,080 Bad veins. 728 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,460 Varicust out of it, man. 729 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:43,740 You know? 730 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,440 Mace in the face. 731 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,860 Thank you very much for the tip there. 732 00:42:47,740 --> 00:42:52,320 But I killed them with a shotgun and a few licks of them all. 733 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,300 You can't beat a lick of them all. 734 00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,400 And you can't beat them all. 735 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,620 But you can give them a lick of them all. 736 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:02,840 Thank you. 737 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,720 Great stuff, Tom. 738 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:10,840 Thanks very much for providing that lovely bit of colourful insight and co-commentary 739 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:18,060 onto what seems to be a nasty, nasty situation to be having on a Wednesday evening. 740 00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:20,160 Unbelievable, Jessops. 741 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,460 I don't really think this mall is going to work out well for me in such a tight little space like this. 742 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,820 But nevertheless, we'll keep going. 743 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,700 I think we're okay so far. 744 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,020 It doesn't look as though anybody is about to attack us. 745 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,940 That's a machine central room. 746 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,000 Something's going on with the game here, lads. 747 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,840 Where the doors are fucking... 748 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,820 I just... 749 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:43,660 I'm going to have to save it continually to make sure. 750 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,460 COVID-19. 751 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Thank you very much there. 752 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:46,580 COVID-19. 753 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,380 The other Jeff. 754 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,220 Very, very kind. 755 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,960 Yeah, an unbelievable Jessops. 756 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:50,880 Thank you very much. 757 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,360 I'm just going to save scum this to slot one. 758 00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:57,980 I'm going to save scum that. 759 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,500 I don't know what the hotkeys are. 760 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,000 So please do bear with me with that. 761 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,100 This game is 21 years old and it still looks fantastic, says PowerStriker. 762 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:10,560 Indeed. 763 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:15,940 I'm a little bit more impressed with the way it looks now than I was before. 764 00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:25,120 Because in 2019 when I played it, which was a year before COVID-19, or maybe even six months before the whole shit went down. 765 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:29,080 I played it on the PC port. 766 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,080 And it was stretched in widescreen format. 767 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,080 It looked rubbish. 768 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:37,920 But this one on the PCSX2 emulator, which is free to download. 769 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,540 Will you throw the switch? 770 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:39,900 Yes. 771 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,400 Nothing happened. 772 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:46,940 It looks good and you can increase the frames per second to 50 frames per second, 773 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,500 which makes a smoother experience. 774 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,340 You can play it in its 4 of 3. 775 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,860 You can even fuck around with it and put on filters if you wish. 776 00:44:55,860 --> 00:45:02,420 I might even just try a filter out there and see if it increases the value of what we're witnessing here. 777 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:06,060 PC SX2 settings. 778 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,580 Controllers, graphics. 779 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:09,880 Graphics. 780 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:11,340 Texture. 781 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:13,740 Texture replacement. 782 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,040 Post-processing. 783 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,560 Shade boost. 784 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,840 Scanline filter is on. 785 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,260 Okay, so yeah, I put scanline filter. 786 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:21,980 This is a CRT filter. 787 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:25,700 No. 788 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:27,800 Nothing. 789 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,340 Maybe they're not working. 790 00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,140 Doesn't matter. 791 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,380 It still looks okay. 792 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,800 Sophie Ledbetter. 793 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,560 Thank you very much. 794 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,720 Best chips in Castle Bar. 795 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:43,640 Technical difficulties, says the other Jeff. 796 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,160 I hope there's no technical difficulties. 797 00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:47,920 I mean, it seems to be running okay here on my end. 798 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,680 From what I can see, it's going out on OBS. 799 00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:52,080 This might be the fuel tank. 800 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,160 There's nothing in it, though. 801 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,800 He seems to know his way. 802 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,260 He seems to know his way around the block. 803 00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,180 Thanks for the tip. 804 00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,900 Vinegar stroke there. 805 00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:01,900 Best chips in Castle Bar would have to be... 806 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:03,280 Although Blue Thunder is gone. 807 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,200 I wouldn't have said they were the best, actually. 808 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:06,600 Supermax? 809 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:06,940 No. 810 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,540 I wouldn't have said so. 811 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,000 Jack, thank you very much for the burke. 812 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,620 That is not a mall. 813 00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,920 It's a disgrace, says Jack. 814 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,600 The hole's full of dirty water. 815 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,020 So you need to use that pump. 816 00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,200 You can't go down like that. 817 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,420 You need to use that dirty old... 818 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,300 That pump there to get rid of the dirt. 819 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,480 The dirt inside the water. 820 00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:29,920 Or even just the dirty water. 821 00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:30,420 I mean... 822 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,500 Doesn't matter. 823 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,860 If you got rid of the dirt in the water, 824 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,420 it'd still be full of water. 825 00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:37,060 And she's not going to go for a swim anytime soon, Tom. 826 00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:41,080 What's going on? 827 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:43,420 Thanks, Tom. 828 00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,660 I mean, it would be great if you aren't watching 829 00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:49,540 the fucking game that I'm playing there. 830 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,740 He seems to know his way around. 831 00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:54,680 I'm just... 832 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,360 I'm going to be watching the soccer there for a couple of hours. 833 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,240 So I might not be able to do fuck all for you. 834 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,080 He seems to know his way around. 835 00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:06,120 No help to me whatsoever in any shape or form. 836 00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:07,580 Anonymous. Thank you very much. 837 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,140 It's not junk. 838 00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:10,420 The locker is filled with junk. 839 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,580 No, it's not junk. 840 00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:13,740 It looks like somebody's stuff. 841 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,440 Who's saying that? 842 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,980 And OSW is there with the facts of the matter at hand, lads. 843 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,020 This is picking up a playthrough from over five years ago. 844 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:31,820 April 29th, 2019. 845 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,160 Played it for 90 minutes. 846 00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:37,640 Got bored and left. 847 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,300 I just thought, 848 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,220 it's not for me. 849 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,900 It's not for streaming. 850 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,300 But now, do you know what? 851 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,180 Five years later, 852 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,560 I feel like it's for streaming. 853 00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:50,480 Tom. 854 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,120 It's great to see you giving it a lash again. 855 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,180 And fulfilling your duty as well. 856 00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:58,120 Because you've got to remember, 857 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,420 back in 2019, 858 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,020 there might have been a few people 859 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,960 who would have watched and thought, 860 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,220 I'm going to watch the rest of this now. 861 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:05,880 And they might have said, 862 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,300 well done, thanks for playing this game. 863 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,140 They might have even thrown you a tip 864 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,680 based on the fact you're playing the game. 865 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,040 You know? 866 00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:15,120 And now you're fulfilling your God's honest duty. 867 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,220 Honest to God. 868 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,140 And I've transferred the fucking save over 869 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,320 from my thing. 870 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,300 And it's not there. 871 00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:24,940 But it doesn't matter 872 00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:26,440 because I'm save scum in any way 873 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,140 using the save state. 874 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:30,700 I didn't want to create it. 875 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,400 I hope that hasn't created a brand new memory card 876 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,100 and wiped over the old memory card 877 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:39,900 that had data from the getaway on it. 878 00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,380 The getaway is another game 879 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,460 that still needs to be played. 880 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:46,100 Just in from the Christmas market in Nice. 881 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,500 Shout out to my partner, Yvonne, 882 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:52,360 for buying me a hape of Van Schaude. 883 00:48:52,780 --> 00:48:54,280 Thanks, Francis. 884 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:54,940 Love the streams. 885 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,120 Van Schaude. 886 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,400 I don't know how you pronounce Schaude 887 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,640 on Francais, 888 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,340 but I think it does mean cold. 889 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:02,520 So cold wine. 890 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:03,980 Or Schaude is hot, is it? 891 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:04,740 Hot wine. 892 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,960 I mean, that would make sense 893 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,380 with it being Christmas wine, 894 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,700 mulled wine and not... 895 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,800 not cold wine, 896 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,100 which is just general wine 897 00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,100 because you just say van. 898 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:16,540 van. 899 00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,260 Aaron Flood, thank you very much. 900 00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:20,760 Always enjoy a survival horror game. 901 00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:21,560 What's this here? 902 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,560 There's some kerosene left in the heater. 903 00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:26,400 Looks like if I had some sort of container, 904 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,480 I could take it with me. 905 00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,180 So we need to find a little container for that. 906 00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:33,520 I'm going to get rid of them all from her hands at the moment. 907 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,100 I'd like her to be holding... 908 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,640 a gun. 909 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:43,560 I feel as though that's just the safest protocol at this moment in time. 910 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560 she's got that gun going. 911 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:50,100 She's got that gun going and you can do that 360 degree movement without her even moving her feet. 912 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,680 That's some moonwalking stuff there. 913 00:49:52,780 --> 00:50:00,680 But even wacko jacko had to do some sort of fucking hypnotic movements with his feet. 914 00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:04,880 He had to put the pressure on the ball of his foot to make his body slide backwards. 915 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:05,780 You know? 916 00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,240 Cruel situation is right, Francis. 917 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,080 Stream or the United Arsenal match. 918 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,460 Okay, so that's a... 919 00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:15,540 That's a rhetorical thing that you're saying. 920 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,320 Thank you very much for watching, though. 921 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,860 Anonymous, thanks very much for the worm. 922 00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:22,080 Hello from Scotland, Alan Hansen's homeland. 923 00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:23,500 Great stuff. 924 00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:26,020 And I believe it's Hansen as well. 925 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,080 You put Hanson, 926 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:31,960 which is more of a kind of a Mbop situation, 927 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,240 whereas Hansen is more of a... 928 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,400 a kind of... 929 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,360 what would you call that? 930 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,060 Scandi. 931 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,120 It's got Scandinavian influences, 932 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,480 as does a lot of the east of Scotland. 933 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,720 You know, with all that... 934 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,760 men, fishermen and stuff like that. 935 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,400 And then, you know, 936 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:51,080 just lending different words and language from the Scandis as well, 937 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:51,920 like bairn, 938 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:56,420 which is for baby or child in Swedish, I think, 939 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,340 or maybe Norwegian. 940 00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:58,920 But bairns... 941 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:04,040 also means slang, Scottish slangs for kids. 942 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,040 And then there's... 943 00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:07,260 a lot of other words as well. 944 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:10,880 No, that's it. 945 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,320 That's all I fucking know. 946 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,160 But I know that information 947 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,180 because when I was reading that Dan... 948 00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:17,660 the Dennis Nielsen book, 949 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,940 it was saying how his lineage... 950 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,560 Nielsen, that was a kind of a Danish name. 951 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,280 fucking hell. 952 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,980 We need to move... 953 00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:28,500 We need to move fast and we need to... 954 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:32,280 I'm not gonna bother taking these guys out. 955 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,460 I'm not... 956 00:51:34,460 --> 00:51:36,760 I'm happy with the running away right now. 957 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,640 I don't think I need to bother with these guys. 958 00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:44,600 This is nasty, isn't it? 959 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,740 This is Dennis Nielsen shit. 960 00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:52,520 I was pure Dennis Nielsen. 961 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,180 Fuck that, man. 962 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,100 You'd need a little bit of a break after that. 963 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,120 Tom. 964 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,640 You wouldn't indeed. 965 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:04,540 You wouldn't know what the hell's going on in there. 966 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,840 You get yourself a few moments to calm down and... 967 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,180 collaborate the senses there. 968 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,880 Maybe even have a little bite of a banana. 969 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,500 Sup of a... 970 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,720 Sup of a soft drink. 971 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,640 And then fucking head back in. 972 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,860 You might have to take out the shotgun. 973 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,120 Are you handy with the steel? 974 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,160 I earn... 975 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,080 I earn my keep. 976 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,760 I earn my keep, Tom. 977 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,320 Yep. 978 00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:28,420 You better stick with the steel. 979 00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,100 And I'm not talking about the steel pipe. 980 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:31,480 Get out the... 981 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,500 Get out the double barrel. 982 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:34,260 And give it sacks. 983 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:36,720 There was three different types of creature in there. 984 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,420 You need to fucking tell them. 985 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,720 You need to tell them I sent you. 986 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:43,520 I will indeed. 987 00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:45,180 Thank you very much for that, Tom, as well. 988 00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:46,000 It's great to have you here. 989 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,120 A creepy clown. 990 00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,260 A creepy clown. 991 00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,500 A creepy clown. 992 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:54,860 A creepy clown. 993 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,140 And do I have the creepy clown button there? 994 00:52:59,320 --> 00:52:59,720 Fuck. 995 00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,620 Don't tell me I got rid of that. 996 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:10,680 Don't have the fucking creepy clown button. 997 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:19,320 I mean, it's probably for the best because I do spam it to the point of extinction, you know? 998 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:21,960 Oh, here we go. 999 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,520 I have it. 1000 00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,400 Just not playing on my thing at the moment. 1001 00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:32,020 Maybe there. 1002 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,440 The creepy clown. 1003 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:33,960 The nun. 1004 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:34,700 The grim reaper. 1005 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,380 The werewolf. 1006 00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:35,920 The vampire. 1007 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:36,840 The zombie. 1008 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:37,600 Wednesday. 1009 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,900 Wednesday Addams. 1010 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,900 Probably Addams Family. 1011 00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:43,080 Great stuff. 1012 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,180 It's great to have that back as well, you know? 1013 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:47,280 Great to have that back. 1014 00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:50,800 It's great to have that back. 1015 00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:57,680 So it's very quiet now outside that room, but we do know there's a lot of loud noises, and that just... 1016 00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,660 It's so Japanistic, you know? 1017 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:04,120 The way those guys create that sort of feeling. 1018 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:07,120 It's a real vibe, as people do be saying nowadays. 1019 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,080 It's a real vibe. 1020 00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:10,180 And not a nice one as well. 1021 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:13,820 Got a lot of disconcerting about it. 1022 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,300 It's got a lot of unease. 1023 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,200 It's chilling. 1024 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:25,820 And it's spooky as well, but I've got a shotgun, and that will put paid to the spooky devices of many a cunt. 1025 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:30,020 I've seen it happen before, and I've been the one pulling the trigger. 1026 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,100 Get them while you can. 1027 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,240 Captain Sack, thank you very much. 1028 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,320 Shotty Too Hotty. 1029 00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:36,140 The last day for Tom's hot dog. 1030 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,840 It's unsettling as well, Simon. 1031 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:38,320 You're right. 1032 00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,700 To use another descriptive. 1033 00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:44,360 But what we will do... 1034 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,180 Is unsettle the unsettled right now. 1035 00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:56,200 I'm going after that fucking spindle. 1036 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,480 It's a spindle, Roger. 1037 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,340 Fuck, now I'm getting sliced. 1038 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,640 What the hell is that? 1039 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,640 Like a... 1040 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,420 Yeah. 1041 00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:13,920 And now I'll switch... 1042 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:14,920 Switch to a nicer... 1043 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:16,480 Maul. 1044 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,740 I am deeply disturbed, and I need help now. 1045 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,440 Please. 1046 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,940 What's the number for help? 1047 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,520 Getting fucked up here by... 1048 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,560 I don't know what they are. 1049 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,280 Absolutely creeled. 1050 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,320 Swing your mole. 1051 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,660 What's going on, Gary? 1052 00:55:55,660 --> 00:56:00,360 Oh, absolutely demonic scenes right now. 1053 00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:01,780 At this moment in time. 1054 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:05,200 I don't know how you're going to deal with the demonic presences. 1055 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,740 Making the way down the left and right side. 1056 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:08,520 The teaming up. 1057 00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:09,620 The link up plays. 1058 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:10,620 It's expressive. 1059 00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:11,580 It's beautiful. 1060 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,640 And really nice. 1061 00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:15,120 You just need to fucking swing your mole at them. 1062 00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:17,700 Keep swinging your mole at them now. 1063 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:18,300 Fast. 1064 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,280 And hard. 1065 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:22,320 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1066 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:32,680 It's just the sound of metal gates closing and opening. 1067 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:40,620 Just an ever, never-ending fucking sense of uncertainty. 1068 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,600 A vilification of the soul. 1069 00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:46,460 And a real indictment of the Japanese mindset as well. 1070 00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:51,860 I don't want to be leveling accusations of horror at an entire nation. 1071 00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:54,240 But what were they eating? 1072 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,800 You know, when they made this. 1073 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,880 How did they come up with this stuff? 1074 00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,160 I suppose there's been... 1075 00:56:59,160 --> 00:56:59,920 Let's not forget. 1076 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,160 There's been a lot of bad stuff. 1077 00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:03,500 And probably the most horrific. 1078 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,380 You've seen it with Oppenheimer there. 1079 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:08,200 That whole situation. 1080 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,600 If that doesn't... 1081 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,360 If that doesn't put the willies up you. 1082 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,320 And create a fucking mindset. 1083 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,100 A dark mindset. 1084 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:16,760 What will? 1085 00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:18,420 But listen to this. 1086 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,700 Lovely bit of shoegaze. 1087 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,580 Lovely bit of PJ Harvey-esque shit here. 1088 00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:27,080 Wait for the bird to start singing in a minute. 1089 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,280 Blue sky to forever. 1090 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,020 The green grass blows in the wind. 1091 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:42,820 Dancing. 1092 00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:47,320 It would be a much better sight. 1093 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,780 With you. 1094 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,180 With me. 1095 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,460 If you hadn't met me. 1096 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,780 I'd be fine on my own, baby. 1097 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,200 Never felt so lonely. 1098 00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:02,880 Then you came along. 1099 00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:06,240 So now what should I do? 1100 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,240 I'm strung out. 1101 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,660 Addicted to you. 1102 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,860 My body aches. 1103 00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:13,280 Now that you're gone. 1104 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,220 My supply fell through. 1105 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:20,020 You let me give me everything. 1106 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:22,300 You had more. 1107 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,660 You craved my heart. 1108 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:26,240 Just turn that off. 1109 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,520 It's fucking shite, man. 1110 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,340 I don't know what was going on there. 1111 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,400 My mic was going really low. 1112 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,900 when PJ Harvey was playing. 1113 00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:35,600 And now when it's back to this, 1114 00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:36,760 my mic isn't low. 1115 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,280 But listen to that music as well. 1116 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:39,740 Just this. 1117 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,000 Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs. 1118 00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:43,540 Get them while you can. 1119 00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:44,980 Yeah. 1120 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:48,640 Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs. 1121 00:58:50,020 --> 00:59:06,880 Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. 1122 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:17,380 Really good stuff. I like that one. Evan, thank you very much. And Maul Simon, happy Christmas. You've no idea how much joy. Thank you very much for the precious memories you say. Thank you very much. 1123 00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:37,060 I say to you for the tip, and Evan, hope the cabal can't suppress a getaway stream. Your rhetoric will smother you, chocolate starfish. Thank you very much. Hope the cabal can't suppress a getaway stream for much longer. Francis, thank you very much for the tip there. Look, the PCSX emulator is up and running in full force. 1124 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:56,980 And if I've got the save game file, it might be time to go back to the fucking nasty slags of the East End. Bad lads, nasty men. Sparky. Charlie Jolson. Charlie Jolson's girls. 1125 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:09,060 And some other names as well. I can't even remember the rest of the names. Get well nori. Thank you very much for the tip. And chocolate starfish has ominous and unsettling sounds. 1126 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:18,920 Ooh. And you've wrote that out with like 15 different letters to emphasize the different noises in the word. 1127 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:30,600 Let's continue. Although we can use our save scum, which is a beautiful feature of the emulator itself. We go straight into our save scum. Load slot one. 1128 01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:42,500 And back to this room. Or rum. As some posh people say, I think, over in Britain. 1129 01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:48,360 And we've been through here. We've done that. We've seen that. 1130 01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,840 We don't want any more of that. We just need to run to the end of the thing. 1131 01:00:53,260 --> 01:00:59,080 The thing is, those spindly, they're kind of like cockroaches, but they're not. They're spiders. 1132 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:05,760 They're weird. And they spin around in the air. And they're made of metal. 1133 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,220 I don't know what they are. I just want to get a few supplies from in here again. 1134 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:20,160 It would have actually been faster if we've just loaded the game from the save file I created on the memory card there, 1135 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,200 rather than going into the save scummary. 1136 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,880 Let's not worry about that. There's something scribbled all over the blackboard. 1137 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:31,000 But if it's faded and hard to read, it doesn't look important anyway. 1138 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:34,120 Bit of Satan there. 1139 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,700 Bit of Satan on the wall there. 1140 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:42,460 And that's the image that I've used for a lot of the Silent Hill streams. 1141 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,360 But now I'm beginning to realize that it probably is a bit satanic. 1142 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:52,940 Maybe people might be thinking, is he trying to express some sort of promotion of the devil? 1143 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:58,820 Of the hoof-footed, furry little red man with a tail and a red arse. 1144 01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,540 And that's not what I'm about. 1145 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,580 But I'm interested, all right? 1146 01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:04,140 But I'm not promoting it. 1147 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,440 But I wouldn't really want to be fucking putting it out there that I was part of that sect, that set. 1148 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:13,000 VoteGermid. Thank you very much for the tip. 1149 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,800 Do you see the Sligo candidate, candidate, Germid, aka Strawman? 1150 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,920 He got 68 votes. 1151 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:20,580 I haven't seen it, no, but I will have a look. 1152 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,320 I will have a little look at that flyer, you see. 1153 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:28,580 Shotgun all the way, I think, for this. 1154 01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:32,020 Let's reload that biscuit and then give it to them. 1155 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:39,260 Have we equipped that? 1156 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,360 No. 1157 01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,120 Her kicks. 1158 01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:00,080 Her kicks look weak, but they're actually strong. 1159 01:03:00,540 --> 01:03:03,220 And they do a nice, fair amount of damage. 1160 01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:07,540 We still need to find the other spindle rodger, wherever he is. 1161 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,080 Although I think he might have been downgraded to a tiny spindle rodger. 1162 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:16,180 And he's just yapping at me now, so I can carefully just... 1163 01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:16,940 Oh, no, I can hear him. 1164 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,520 You can hear him spinning around. 1165 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,760 Just like a bit of metal. 1166 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,280 It needs lubricating. 1167 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,240 Let's reload that. 1168 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,420 And take the pistol out for a spin. 1169 01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:34,620 And when someone comes towards me, she'll aim, I hope. 1170 01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:39,300 Yeah, sorry there. 1171 01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:42,340 Just need to crank that down a little bit for ye there, 1172 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,580 because it's probably actually tearing your ears apart. 1173 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,740 It's tearing my ears apart. 1174 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,240 There's nothing I can do about that, though. 1175 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:51,200 My sound is linked to the game. 1176 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,780 It's not linked to what you're hearing. 1177 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:54,160 Fucking hell. 1178 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:05,340 Imagine being in this situation. 1179 01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:08,160 You would be absolutely shitting yourself. 1180 01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,900 You would be shitting yourself. 1181 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,460 I don't believe you if you said you wouldn't. 1182 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,500 I'm gonna switch to the shotty too hottie. 1183 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,960 This pistol doesn't seem to be giving me the fucking... 1184 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,940 credence I require. 1185 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,220 It's coming towards us. 1186 01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:31,140 It's coming towards us. 1187 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,420 I think. 1188 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:36,780 I've just shot a blank into no man's land there. 1189 01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:37,680 There we go. 1190 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,120 That's you fucking dunzo. 1191 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,400 Stamp. 1192 01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:41,560 Stamp. 1193 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,020 And he's still alive, the fucker. 1194 01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:52,480 And the music there. 1195 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,860 The soundscape is drifting. 1196 01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,240 Is fading away. 1197 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,560 And my pad. 1198 01:04:57,660 --> 01:05:00,640 The game pad there is giving me a kind of a heartbeat. 1199 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,100 pulsating vibration. 1200 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:07,060 To indicate that I need a little top up of health juice. 1201 01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:08,220 Or maybe one of these. 1202 01:05:08,340 --> 01:05:10,000 A medium sized health kit. 1203 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:10,740 First aid kit. 1204 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,960 You don't have smacked up brow needles in this game. 1205 01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,820 You only have health juice. 1206 01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:16,540 Kombucha. 1207 01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:19,260 First aid situation. 1208 01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,040 And then. 1209 01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:21,100 Ampoules. 1210 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:21,840 Which. 1211 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,380 It says this is the stuff. 1212 01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,220 I don't know what you'd do with them. 1213 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,100 Whether you jab them into your arm or what. 1214 01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:30,440 There's no indication of any sort of syringe like device. 1215 01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:32,320 That you would utilize. 1216 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:32,960 Nevertheless. 1217 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,340 We're full up of good stuff there. 1218 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:36,400 We're back to normal again. 1219 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,140 And what was the point of this room. 1220 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,140 Is what I'm asking right now. 1221 01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:44,760 Because we've. 1222 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,720 We've come up to. 1223 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,060 A dead end. 1224 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,620 Where there was a few beasts that needed slain. 1225 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:51,520 We did the slain. 1226 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,620 We got the slain done. 1227 01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:56,140 And now I can't fucking see what we're meant to be even doing. 1228 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,760 What the whole point of this was. 1229 01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,480 Just a dead end. 1230 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,480 The Rizzler. 1231 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,440 Thank you very much for the Michael Burke there. 1232 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,360 What a waste of time this room was. 1233 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,180 And a pain in the hole as well. 1234 01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:13,800 Unless there's some sort of thing that you have to do. 1235 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:17,620 Maybe you have to fill this up. 1236 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:17,780 Look. 1237 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:18,340 There's a little. 1238 01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:21,320 There's an indication on the wall there. 1239 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:21,580 Of a. 1240 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:22,340 Like. 1241 01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:23,300 Two meters. 1242 01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:23,860 Three. 1243 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,080 Two point five meters. 1244 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:26,880 Or yards. 1245 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,680 Definitely not yards. 1246 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,600 Thank you very much. 1247 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,820 Do you ever go ghost hunting? 1248 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:39,080 Yeah. 1249 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:40,440 Look. 1250 01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:40,740 I've. 1251 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:42,040 I wouldn't rule it out. 1252 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:42,860 I've never done it. 1253 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,380 I've never done it. 1254 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,320 But I might do. 1255 01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:47,200 Maybe a bit of Christmas ghost hunting. 1256 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,280 Investigations of the paranormal kind. 1257 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,040 Why not? 1258 01:06:53,220 --> 01:06:53,580 Let's. 1259 01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:54,460 Let's give it a lash. 1260 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:54,860 But I mean. 1261 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,220 You'd want one of those cameras that has. 1262 01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:58,900 Infrared. 1263 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,700 Night vision on them. 1264 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,180 Now I don't own one of those. 1265 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,020 Now I did have a. 1266 01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:09,620 A Sony. 1267 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,200 Handheld camcorder device. 1268 01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:13,680 Years ago. 1269 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,620 And that was Mini DV cassette tapes. 1270 01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:17,580 And that had the night vision built in. 1271 01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:19,860 There's some kerosene left in the heater. 1272 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:20,740 Looks like. 1273 01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:20,960 Oh yeah. 1274 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:21,580 I've been here before. 1275 01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:22,960 So I don't have the container. 1276 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,960 Tommy and Francis go ghost hunting. 1277 01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:31,680 I just don't know how that would work. 1278 01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:32,700 You know. 1279 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:33,340 We can't really. 1280 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,900 We can't ever seem to get you into the same room as this time. 1281 01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:41,340 That's that. 1282 01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:43,380 Is that something you said to her? 1283 01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:43,580 Yeah. 1284 01:07:46,060 --> 01:07:49,500 Thanks very much for that Tom. 1285 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:50,600 I hope you're getting on well. 1286 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,300 The lovely phalanx. 1287 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:53,620 That you have. 1288 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,000 And there's a couple of ampoules there. 1289 01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:56,720 Or health drinks. 1290 01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:58,740 That I missed out the first time around. 1291 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,500 We will resort to checking the map again there. 1292 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,780 Which is going to tell us to move at pace. 1293 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,880 I'd say we might move at pace. 1294 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:11,700 Can I zoom in on this? 1295 01:08:11,740 --> 01:08:12,200 You can. 1296 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:13,460 And that's it. 1297 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:13,600 Yeah. 1298 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:14,160 So we go up there. 1299 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,360 We take a left. 1300 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,000 Through those doors. 1301 01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:18,840 And then. 1302 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:19,760 Down the corridor. 1303 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,560 Take a right. 1304 01:08:20,980 --> 01:08:22,100 And there's some new. 1305 01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:23,380 Empty corridor space. 1306 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,160 Which we haven't. 1307 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:25,560 Ventured down. 1308 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,720 Which is very promising. 1309 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,000 At this stage of the game. 1310 01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:32,960 I have to say. 1311 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,620 I'm a little bit worried when it does that. 1312 01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,720 It pauses during those little cut scenes there. 1313 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,120 Freaks me out. 1314 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,080 The game is going to crash. 1315 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,000 It's the cupboard again. 1316 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:49,080 Lock is broken. 1317 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,260 What's the story here. 1318 01:09:05,260 --> 01:09:06,040 A toolbox. 1319 01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:10,180 Great stuff. 1320 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,060 Fuck all jump scares. 1321 01:09:15,220 --> 01:09:18,100 Really compared to the remake of Resident Evil 2. 1322 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,600 But what it lacks for. 1323 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,600 In the jump scares. 1324 01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,180 It's definitely made up for. 1325 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:24,500 In. 1326 01:09:25,180 --> 01:09:25,600 In. 1327 01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:26,680 Ambience. 1328 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:27,420 And. 1329 01:09:28,620 --> 01:09:29,160 Mood. 1330 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:31,400 I've been in there. 1331 01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:34,680 That's. 1332 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:34,680 That's. 1333 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:34,720 That's. 1334 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:35,200 We're. 1335 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:35,520 We're. 1336 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,840 We're heading down this way. 1337 01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:39,040 We're heading down that way. 1338 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,140 To that door down there. 1339 01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:42,220 One on. 1340 01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:43,180 Pass one on the left. 1341 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:43,900 Pass one on the right. 1342 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,120 And it's the next one on the left. 1343 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,540 Passed one on the left here. 1344 01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:56,780 No. 1345 01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,800 What's the dead end? 1346 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,700 It's a fucking maze isn't it? 1347 01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:07,700 It's back. 1348 01:10:14,060 --> 01:10:15,200 It's got that late. 1349 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,880 It has a late 90s PS1 walking noise. 1350 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,860 Nostalgia at its finest. 1351 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,920 Would you be surprised there. 1352 01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:21,580 The other Jeff. 1353 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,180 I told you. 1354 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:23,840 It's actually a PS2. 1355 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:24,520 Title. 1356 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,740 Would you be surprised about that? 1357 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:32,320 I mean. 1358 01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:34,120 It does look a little bit PS1ish. 1359 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:34,500 As well. 1360 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:35,020 At times. 1361 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:36,200 Oh fuck. 1362 01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:36,740 Fuck. 1363 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,040 Fuck. 1364 01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:38,280 Fuck off. 1365 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:39,240 Get away. 1366 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,560 I just need to stop there. 1367 01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:42,140 For a moment. 1368 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:42,400 And. 1369 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,920 Maybe have another little sip. 1370 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,360 Of the. 1371 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:46,500 Apple and Elderflower. 1372 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:48,440 Vite it drink. 1373 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,320 That I got from. 1374 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,160 A little earlier on. 1375 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:50,460 It's. 1376 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:52,040 The great knock off. 1377 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,660 I think I will just take. 1378 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,520 A lovely. 1379 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,460 Bite of banana there. 1380 01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,740 Just to boost. 1381 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:13,480 My self esteem. 1382 01:11:13,780 --> 01:11:15,260 Going into that situation. 1383 01:11:16,260 --> 01:11:17,980 I don't want to take them on. 1384 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:24,600 I don't want to fight those guys. 1385 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,060 I prefer to just dodge. 1386 01:11:29,820 --> 01:11:31,380 But I'm not going in there without a. 1387 01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:32,380 Definitive. 1388 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:34,940 Look. 1389 01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:39,380 Okay. 1390 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,020 So I get it. 1391 01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:40,980 I turn right. 1392 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,100 I turn right. 1393 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:48,760 Yeah, I turn right. I turn right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I turn right. 1394 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:52,940 When I go through, I turn right and I run like fuck. 1395 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:07,620 We left them for dead. They're down the end. Let them at it. Let them do what they want to do down there. 1396 01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,000 Whatever it is they do, do. 1397 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:27,780 I don't even know what their grudge is or who sent them or how they got the way they got. It's never really explained, but we can now hear some more guttural stroke metallic pain. 1398 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:35,360 I have been down here. I remember killing these cunts and those guys as well. 1399 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:55,540 That's why you've always got to keep your eyes open. 1400 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,340 And watch your ass. 1401 01:12:57,340 --> 01:13:02,120 Thank you very much there, Anonymous. Have the old Christmas party tomorrow, Francis. Any advice? 1402 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:07,380 It's a bit weird to have their fucking Christmas party on a Thursday, is it? 1403 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:16,800 But, uh, just don't get so fucking pissed that you're out in the freezing cold. 1404 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:23,500 And you don't know what to do and you end up getting pneumonia or hypothermia or whatever it is. 1405 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,400 That's what I would say. 1406 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:24,400 That's what I would say. 1407 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:24,400 That's what I would say. 1408 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,400 That's what I would say. 1409 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:32,200 When you're really going on a big piss up, you forget about the cold in a big way. 1410 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:40,100 I'm going to take the steel pipe to these guys. I think I'm going to really enjoy the pipe. 1411 01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:48,020 Oh fuck, there's no room to swing it. 1412 01:13:50,600 --> 01:14:14,400 A few follow-up steps to the head there and another one here. I can hear a bigger one. There's a granddaddy of them knocking around stalking the fucking corridors. 1413 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:33,720 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you very much party Bob there and anonymous as well thank you very much 1414 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:40,280 for the tips lads very very kind yeah sounds like lambing is right it's really gone to town with the 1415 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:48,080 sounds nice dodge from the look at them dodging he's learnt to fucking dodge bobbing and weaving 1416 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:56,960 doesn't even have any eyes he just has an orifice on his head it's like an arse like an anus on his 1417 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:03,800 face no eyes no mouth just an arse but it's it's eating you so it's doing the opposite instead of 1418 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:09,860 like shitting stuff out it's actually wanting to shit in and where does it shit then you know there 1419 01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:14,500 is no doesn't really look like there's any orifice between its legs not that I've been looking or 1420 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:21,260 anything like that but it doesn't seem to be anatomically logical but as is the way with this 1421 01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:28,700 crazy game not much does make sense some of the times indeed a lot of the times they did all the 1422 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:39,400 times. And look again, we're faced with yet another diabolical situation. Does it ever stop? 1423 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:44,920 We need answers. And is the government going to tackle this, this problem? Especially, 1424 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:51,320 there isn't even going to be a government until after Christmas. But have they formulated a plan? 1425 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:57,680 A plan at least. Now, what I'm looking at here, lads, on this map is, I think I'm floundering. 1426 01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:02,680 It's not floundering. I need to get to this corridor right here, this little one. We turn left, 1427 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:07,240 and then go left again. That's fine. That's all we need to say. I didn't need to make a big 1428 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:22,420 fucking deal about it. No need to make a deal about it at all. More, more stuff is happening. 1429 01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,880 Left again and down to the end. 1430 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:27,960 Oh! 1431 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,380 Get up! 1432 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:33,520 Oh, God. 1433 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:50,140 Oh, fuck off. What's that? I don't even know what that one was. And where's the door? Is there not a door to the left? No? You can't get through there! It's a waste of time! It's a waste of fucking time! 1434 01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:56,880 Absolute waste of time! I don't even know where... 1435 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:05,880 There's a door in that last corridor there. We go left. We go back up to the door that we came through. Back up to the one we came through. 1436 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:31,720 shitty creatures. Bit of a miniature one there, miniature shitter. Miniature shitter. Lock 1437 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:41,880 is broken. My heart is broken. My fucking heart is broken. Because we can't go through... 1438 01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:48,880 There's another floor to this em-puzzlement. So there is. So we go down... 1439 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:55,880 *Groans* 1440 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:10,880 Fuck off you. Just find the staircase. We turn right and go through that door into the shitsville Tennessee. And then left... 1441 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,880 Oh yeah. Through this door, left, and then down into the corridor. 1442 01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:17,880 *Groans* 1443 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,880 *Groans* 1444 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,880 *Groans* 1445 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:26,880 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? 1446 01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:28,880 *Groans* 1447 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:32,880 *Groans* 1448 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,880 *Groans* 1449 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:34,880 *Groans* 1450 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,880 Fuck you 1451 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,480 Creepy clown the werewolf spinning the spindle Rogers 1452 01:18:56,120 --> 01:19:03,800 Spinance a metal yoke on the wall if we can two-legged airspace this Wednesday Adams from the Wednesday family 1453 01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,800 Wednesday Adams from the Adams family 1454 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:14,420 Papa Roach cut my life into pieces my last resort 1455 01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:19,980 This is a waste of time I've gone all the way back to the train don't 1456 01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:25,420 Unless is it unless I have to do something on the train really not 1457 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:30,060 Really not go back to the train and just have a little look on the train there 1458 01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:40,400 Look at the angles the way onto this fucking train 1459 01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:50,540 Hey anything to be had at all on this train the doors one over the sides no conductor seat beyond here 1460 01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:05,520 The bottle is found in the first section of the underpass at the south western most corridor is a dead end pile with refuse 1461 01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:11,600 Among the garbage is a discarded wine rack with a bottle. I have the bottle. I have the bottle 1462 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:16,960 I so I have the fucking thing I have the bottle in my what a waste time. I've got that I have the bottle 1463 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:26,380 Didn't even think that's what happens when you you've you play the game a night ago two nights ago whenever it was and I forgot that I actually had the container 1464 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,260 Fucking waste of time now we have to go all the way back 1465 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:38,440 Just save scum it I say I said to deny save scum it we go like this to our PC sx2 emulation unit 1466 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:45,080 No, I won't say it's coming out just load game how would you load game? 1467 01:20:45,080 --> 01:21:06,600 You can't you have to die there's no load game option from the game you have to die and then you load game? 1468 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:16,280 I just can't remember the last time I save scum and I think it might mean if I did I 1469 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:21,380 Will just fucking run back was that I've killed a few enemies and that's gonna stand to me in the end of the game 1470 01:21:21,380 --> 01:21:23,380 It's gonna send to me in the end of the game 1471 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,480 I'll go here 1472 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:34,540 Right right no but yeah no yeah yeah right right and then left yeah 1473 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,760 Fuck you get up 1474 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,760 That's us 1475 01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:02,860 Feather head 99 that's a very short skirt says feather head who are you Greg Wallace? 1476 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:10,480 Been waiting to use that one on anyone that makes any sort of fucking comment. That's a bit. It's a bit Greg 1477 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:20,640 Let's have a look at the map there and see what we do there then we go through that one and then a left 1478 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,320 And then 1479 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:35,420 Well, that's interesting that little corridor there down to the right I wonder what goes on there, but that's not waste time 1480 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,120 You've been cock socked 1481 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:51,180 Thank you very much a Google user for the rhetoric the creepy clown is comforting 1482 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:59,760 I just hear the soft soothing sounds the creepy clown on a night before I go to sleep my head is the alone 1483 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,640 Play the sound of the clown 1484 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,880 Nasty nasty nasty nasty noise that nasty fucking noise 1485 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,840 You've been Wallace'd you're gonna get Greg'd 1486 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,080 Gregory pecked 1487 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:46,860 and now again with the sounds of the covered man that's the bottle we have 1488 01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:55,560 the bottle we're ready to fucking do business with the gasoline not in this 1489 01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:00,840 room next room gasoline into the bottle then back to the pump room pump out the 1490 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:04,560 water go down the ladder and it looks like the pace is back in town Johnny 1491 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:09,660 bollocks thank you very much for the tip the pace is back in town the pace is back 1492 01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:20,580 in town bound bound the pace is back in town the pace is back in town a bit a bit a 1493 01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:26,520 bit I've got a fucking juicy bulletproof as well I haven't even used it I'm doing 1494 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:34,060 really well let's use this wine bottle there I put kerosene into the wine bottle got an oil-filled 1495 01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:42,260 wine bottle an oil-filled bottle oh just wouldn't you know someone's decided to invite themselves 1496 01:24:42,260 --> 01:24:50,520 over the uninvited guests let's entertain them yeah with a fucking slice of Buckshot and Maul 1497 01:24:50,520 --> 01:25:01,840 the new comedy duo little scratch of the septum and let's go to work well maybe we'll put a fucking 1498 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:07,620 health juice into us first thank you very much grab him by the Wallace thank you very much there 1499 01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:19,540 Wallace and all the Wallace's we wish you a very merry Wallace you're gonna get Wallace this guy here 1500 01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:25,600 he's gonna get fucking steel piped might even leave a bit of beef jerky down for him see what that does 1501 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:37,240 wonder will he will he go for the jerky ha ha he's going for the jerky it's time to use the pipe on a 1502 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:43,900 on a thing that's going for the jerky this is it this is it this is what we've waited for 1503 01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:54,000 for haha enjoying the jerky yeah you jerk creepy clown fuck off got a bit of 1504 01:25:54,000 --> 01:26:06,100 got a bit of spunk ha dead now though lovely stuff what a fool that creature 1505 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:12,580 was I've the utmost respect for all living things don't want to undignify it 1506 01:26:12,580 --> 01:26:17,320 but I mean not a very dignified life having an arse for a face going around 1507 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:25,000 eating fucking handouts of jerky and as for this fucker over here I think it's 1508 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:32,760 gonna be another slice of the same I wonder if we can bring him down lure him 1509 01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:36,200 down to the jerky over here 1510 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:40,900 no 1511 01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:51,880 let's put the jerky there and see if our friend likes to snack 1512 01:26:51,880 --> 01:27:05,680 lovely stuff oh fuck there's a cunt behind me there's a fucker behind me and that was hubris 1513 01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:09,460 and he two of them can't go for the same jerky 1514 01:27:09,460 --> 01:27:22,420 yeah 1515 01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:30,040 he's at the jerky he's back up he's hopefully that hasn't given him health 1516 01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:58,600 what a shitty little idiot I think there's another one down the end here no I'd have gone scumbags aren't they what's this nice footprints blood bloody shoes 1517 01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:01,220 that I'm wearing now. 1518 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:06,400 Fucking hell. 1519 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,000 Let's use our bottle of oil there inside the machine. 1520 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:28,480 Beautiful sound there of oil decanting from a wine bottle. 1521 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:30,660 I wouldn't have made that sound. 1522 01:28:30,780 --> 01:28:32,420 I would have gone for more of a glug. 1523 01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:39,560 I wouldn't have done that, but they did a great job with the sound. 1524 01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:41,100 I only need to switch the fucking thing on. 1525 01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,960 It was a pleasant enough sound. 1526 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:46,800 What's this now? 1527 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,080 Chateau Neuf de Pipe. 1528 01:28:54,180 --> 01:28:56,000 Pipe Blaster 5000. 1529 01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:00,800 Lovely turning mechanism there. 1530 01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:02,320 It's a mechanical wonder. 1531 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,260 It's a mechanical wonder. 1532 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:10,840 I wonder how long it took them to make that little situation there that we've just seen. 1533 01:29:10,940 --> 01:29:11,900 Probably a day or two. 1534 01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:13,640 Probably a few days. 1535 01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:17,420 Thanks to that thing, 1536 01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:20,440 all the water has been finally drained out of the hole. 1537 01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:26,320 It looks like I'll be able to get down there now, if I can stand the smell that is. 1538 01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:51,580 And that's a real soggy footstep. 1539 01:29:51,580 --> 01:29:53,800 That's a lovely soggy sound. 1540 01:29:55,260 --> 01:30:03,200 Can you imagine a Japanese fella over there in Silent Hill Towers in a little room? 1541 01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:05,740 Just making all these sounds. 1542 01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:13,000 I'd like to see that documentary. 1543 01:30:13,660 --> 01:30:15,660 This must be where the water gets drained out. 1544 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:16,400 Okay. 1545 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:26,460 Grab him by the Wallace. 1546 01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,060 Thank you very much for the tip. 1547 01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:29,800 I think I actually said thank you already. 1548 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:30,520 Yeah. 1549 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:31,980 But I just want to make sure. 1550 01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:37,560 But it might be the same guy who did the sounds, 1551 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:42,660 who worked as the senior vibrologist on Silent Hill 2 Remake. 1552 01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:45,300 Although, maybe not because that was Bloober Team. 1553 01:30:46,540 --> 01:30:47,260 As you know. 1554 01:30:47,660 --> 01:30:49,720 There's still a few different endings to that game, 1555 01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:52,520 which I might have a quick look at as well. 1556 01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:53,560 Just a palate cleanse. 1557 01:30:56,240 --> 01:31:02,480 It wouldn't really be much of a palate cleansation because it's going to be the same vibe. 1558 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:08,940 Can you get the dog ending, Conrad, in the new, in the remake game? 1559 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:14,100 And if so, how would you achieve the dog ending? 1560 01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:25,640 Akira Yamawaka worked on SH 1-3 and the remake of 2, really. 1561 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:31,340 I wonder was he put up in a nice hotel over in Holland. 1562 01:31:37,220 --> 01:31:39,560 We did get the minder ending is right, 1563 01:31:40,380 --> 01:31:44,220 which was a special one in a million situation. 1564 01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:46,540 Nobody else gets that ending apart from me. 1565 01:31:49,380 --> 01:31:50,980 The Arthur Daly ending. 1566 01:31:51,860 --> 01:31:54,440 The Dennis Waterman special. 1567 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,720 Haven't played... I would hope so, not sure. 1568 01:32:01,780 --> 01:32:03,680 Haven't played the remake, just watch you do it. 1569 01:32:04,340 --> 01:32:04,760 Okay. 1570 01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:10,880 We're in a sewer. 1571 01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:13,180 What else? 1572 01:32:16,220 --> 01:32:16,700 Okay. 1573 01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:22,040 Nintendo's Game Boy. 1574 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:27,200 So, you're... 1575 01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,860 Oh, you're in the water now. 1576 01:32:29,020 --> 01:32:29,800 Okay, okay. 1577 01:32:29,940 --> 01:32:30,600 It's... 1578 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:31,820 You're going to get your feet wet. 1579 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:33,060 And, uh... 1580 01:32:33,060 --> 01:32:33,640 Who's that? 1581 01:32:33,780 --> 01:32:35,100 You've got to kill that guy, right? 1582 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:35,460 He's... 1583 01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:36,640 He's an enemy, right? 1584 01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:37,900 Uh-huh. 1585 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:38,620 Uh-huh. 1586 01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:39,120 Okay. 1587 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,600 Just going to fucking not bother with them. 1588 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:44,900 Let them do what they want. 1589 01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:48,540 Let them do what... 1590 01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:49,500 As they will, yeah. 1591 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,280 They've had a hard life. 1592 01:32:53,820 --> 01:32:55,000 And I can stay in here. 1593 01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:57,660 I just can't fucking see anything, you know? 1594 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:00,520 What's the problem? 1595 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:06,940 You're not a leggy jessib. 1596 01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:07,860 No, I'm not. 1597 01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:15,520 Well, there you go. 1598 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:19,420 That's put the fucking shits up a few people, no doubt. 1599 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,720 One of them being me, Tom. 1600 01:33:23,660 --> 01:33:24,620 Yep, I heard it. 1601 01:33:24,740 --> 01:33:25,880 It sounded guttural. 1602 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,280 It sounded ethereal. 1603 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:28,440 It sounded nasty. 1604 01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:29,880 Watch your hole. 1605 01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:33,200 I will. 1606 01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:35,040 And I just hope against hope. 1607 01:33:35,820 --> 01:33:37,440 My hole... 1608 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:40,100 Is protected here because... 1609 01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:42,840 This looks like the same fucking place I came down. 1610 01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:51,940 Oh, it's not. 1611 01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,940 It's a different... 1612 01:33:52,940 --> 01:33:59,460 Look at that. 1613 01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:00,880 There's a dead... 1614 01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:03,520 It looks like an alligator man. 1615 01:34:03,940 --> 01:34:06,420 Like a dead alligator man. 1616 01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:07,860 It's got underpants on as well. 1617 01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:10,920 It looks like it's wearing shitty Y-fronts. 1618 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:13,580 And it's got the head of an alligator in the arms. 1619 01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:15,520 Very beefy arms. 1620 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,940 So we've got that to look forward to. 1621 01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:19,960 Something is going to happen with that guy. 1622 01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:26,640 That's a lot of garbage. 1623 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:28,720 Where the hell did it all come from? 1624 01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:33,440 I guess this is all the stuff that gets tossed out into the sewers. 1625 01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,760 Will you be re-wetting the bogs? 1626 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:36,600 Anaconda G. 1627 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:41,740 Thank you very much for the bog wetting ceremony of 2024. 1628 01:34:42,740 --> 01:34:43,520 Anaconda G. 1629 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:49,340 And we will be re-wetting many bogs into 2025 as well. 1630 01:34:49,340 --> 01:34:51,320 I hope that you can join us for those. 1631 01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:55,160 We've got a hair dryer which is a perfect start to the bog wetting season. 1632 01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:58,160 A wheelchair? 1633 01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:00,960 Why would a wheelchair be thrown out here? 1634 01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:05,840 It's a broken clock. 1635 01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:07,840 This is from... 1636 01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:09,400 The sewer too? 1637 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,440 Even so, it really stinks. 1638 01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,980 It's going straight from my nose to my head. 1639 01:35:24,780 --> 01:35:25,940 Wasting my time around here. 1640 01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:26,800 I better get going. 1641 01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:27,820 Yeah, you're right. 1642 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:28,500 You're dead right. 1643 01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:30,260 Don't even know what her name is. 1644 01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:32,720 Does anybody know what her name is in the game here? 1645 01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:34,240 I'm going to guess... 1646 01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:35,320 Is it Hazel? 1647 01:35:39,900 --> 01:35:40,720 It's not Claire. 1648 01:35:41,940 --> 01:35:43,200 It's not Heather, is it? 1649 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,020 Oh, it is Heather. 1650 01:35:46,300 --> 01:35:47,100 Heather Mason. 1651 01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:48,140 Cheryl. 1652 01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:55,900 Is she the daughter of James? 1653 01:35:55,900 --> 01:35:57,900 Is she related to fucking... 1654 01:35:57,900 --> 01:35:59,020 James... 1655 01:35:59,020 --> 01:36:01,240 Oh, it's James Mason from the first game. 1656 01:36:02,180 --> 01:36:04,080 Oh, no, it's Harry Mason from the first game. 1657 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:07,560 And it's James Sunderland from the second. 1658 01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:13,320 But she is the daughter of the fella 1659 01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:18,040 from the first iteration of the Silent Hill trilogy. 1660 01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:22,060 And I think they should remake this game as well 1661 01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:24,080 because it seems to have a lot going for it 1662 01:36:24,080 --> 01:36:25,400 in terms of scope. 1663 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:28,480 It doesn't have the same story, 1664 01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,580 even though the story is a little... 1665 01:36:30,580 --> 01:36:34,560 It's pure mentalness in Silent Hill 2. 1666 01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:41,480 This has not got as much story going for it. 1667 01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:45,960 It was clear-cut in Silent Hill 2 1668 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:47,500 that you were looking for your dead wife. 1669 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:49,760 Get out of that. 1670 01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:50,900 Get away from me. 1671 01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:53,680 But it's not as really clear-cut 1672 01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:55,140 as what's going on in this one. 1673 01:36:55,380 --> 01:36:56,520 Where she is or where she is... 1674 01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:58,000 What's her motivation, you know? 1675 01:36:58,060 --> 01:36:59,460 I don't even know where she's headed for. 1676 01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:02,040 All I know is I met a fucking private dick 1677 01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:03,580 and the danger. 1678 01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:04,080 Keep out. 1679 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:07,200 This was probably pasted on that door there. 1680 01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:08,600 I can see where it fell off. 1681 01:37:09,420 --> 01:37:10,420 Keep out, it says. 1682 01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:19,100 Maybe there is some story we haven't discovered yet, 1683 01:37:19,180 --> 01:37:21,080 but I mean, definitely it's a slow burner. 1684 01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:23,240 The drawer is open too. 1685 01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:25,020 It's only filled with boring documents. 1686 01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:27,520 I've got a heartbeat, vibration, 1687 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:31,360 vibration, pulsating situation in the pad. 1688 01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:35,040 Need to use a couple of medicine drinks. 1689 01:37:35,740 --> 01:37:36,740 Yeah, medicine drinks. 1690 01:37:36,740 --> 01:37:47,740 *I'm not going to work on the train* 1691 01:37:47,740 --> 01:37:57,740 *Incoherent music* 1692 01:37:57,740 --> 01:38:01,740 *Oooow* 1693 01:38:01,740 --> 01:38:12,740 *Incoherent music* 1694 01:38:12,740 --> 01:38:13,740 *Incoherent music* 1695 01:38:13,740 --> 01:38:14,740 *Incoherent music* 1696 01:38:14,740 --> 01:38:16,740 It's alright, it's okay, it's okay. 1697 01:38:16,740 --> 01:38:21,740 *Incoherent music* 1698 01:38:21,740 --> 01:38:22,740 Get scared. 1699 01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:24,740 *Incoherent music* 1700 01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:26,740 *Incoherent music* 1701 01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,740 *Incoherent music* 1702 01:38:28,740 --> 01:38:49,740 *Incoherent music* 1703 01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:50,740 *Incoherent music* 1704 01:38:50,740 --> 01:38:58,640 what you need to do as well to really... Sorry, a bit of a burp. Hopefully it didn't register in the microphone there. I tried to 1705 01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:01,240 compress it down into my chest. 1706 01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:08,800 Chip, thank you very much. Christmas has come early with a Silent Hill 3 stream. Is Silent Hill 4 on the cards too? 1707 01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:15,360 Or you done that one already? You know what? I haven't and I don't think I will because I think that's where the genre, 1708 01:39:15,740 --> 01:39:23,680 or not the genre, sorry, the series, the series of Silent Hill began to lose its oomph and spark. 1709 01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:29,440 I remember playing this game back in the day a few years after it had been released. Didn't get it when it first came out. 1710 01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:37,200 But I played it a few, Silent Hill 3 that is, when it came out a few years later. I bought it with Gran Turismo 4, 1711 01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:40,300 which had been out a year or two as well and 1712 01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:43,060 I couldn't 1713 01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:45,800 fucking play any more of it because I was scared. 1714 01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:55,560 And that's how good it was. And then I remember playing a PSP version of Silent Hill on the PSP PlayStation Portable. 1715 01:39:56,760 --> 01:40:01,200 And it was rubbish. I didn't really like it at all. It lost all its feeling and 1716 01:40:01,860 --> 01:40:08,800 I thought this is it for this series. And also I looked online at reviews. A lot of people slagging it off saying it's gone, it's gone, it's gone. 1717 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:19,520 So I'm just not going to bother I don't think, you know. But if it's any good, if anybody knows there, has anybody played it there who's watching it? 1718 01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,520 Does anybody recommend it? 1719 01:40:22,480 --> 01:40:29,520 4 was made by the same team, Brooklyn, behind 1-3. Okay, Team Silent. So it must be okay then, no? 1720 01:40:29,520 --> 01:40:41,280 The one I played on the PlayStation Portable had you going into an asylum, an insane asylum or a... 1721 01:40:41,280 --> 01:40:43,280 I don't know what the name of the place was. 1722 01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:46,320 Eh, but it just wasn't good, you know. 1723 01:40:47,680 --> 01:40:51,080 4 is a very weird game. 4 is linked to 2. Okay. 1724 01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:56,080 There is some chronology. There is some link there. 1725 01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,200 It's like the Code Veronica of the series. I don't want that, you know. 1726 01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:07,280 Tricky bit of business, no doubt. 1727 01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:14,560 Saying I'm going and doing that straight away and I don't think another Silent Hill would be for me there now. What's the F? 1728 01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:22,880 Yeah, sorry there, something must have happened there to the stream. People saying F, F this, F that. 1729 01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:24,880 Silent Hill 4. 1730 01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:34,800 That's just, that's part and parcel of the 4G mindset. And here we go with a lovely situation. I'm glad that we're not... 1731 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:40,160 The stream isn't down now as a big snake comes out from the water there. 1732 01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:44,160 Grabs the whole of her leg and drags you into... 1733 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,400 Who knows what that's about? 1734 01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,160 You're not coming back from that. 1735 01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:55,440 What the hell went on there? 1736 01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:07,440 Oh, absolute demonic snake business and you die. Game over. Don't ever go there again. Ever, ever again. Do you hear me? 1737 01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:13,840 Thanks very much there, Gary. Tom, did you see that? 1738 01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:17,520 I'm watching the soccer. 1739 01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:21,840 Great stuff. What's going on in the soccer, Tom? 1740 01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:27,680 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know what score it is. 1741 01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:30,400 But how can you be watching it so? 1742 01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:35,040 Maybe, maybe someone will tell me that in the chat. 1743 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:43,520 It's one all Liverpool-Newcastle. 1744 01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:46,880 PJ Harvey's after you. 1745 01:42:46,880 --> 01:43:16,860 Thank you. 1746 01:43:16,860 --> 01:43:23,000 Blue sky lasts forever, the green sky grows in the wind. 1747 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:31,720 What the fuck? 1748 01:43:31,980 --> 01:43:32,860 What went on there? 1749 01:43:32,980 --> 01:43:33,540 I saved it. 1750 01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:34,620 You're not meant to. 1751 01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:35,880 It said danger keep out. 1752 01:43:36,020 --> 01:43:37,100 I didn't keep out. 1753 01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:40,140 I think you have to kill that fucker. 1754 01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:47,680 Or you must have to kill it in some way, some shape or form. 1755 01:43:49,260 --> 01:43:50,760 Before you go across there. 1756 01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:54,480 Probably paste on it. 1757 01:43:54,620 --> 01:43:56,760 Go through here and see. 1758 01:44:03,980 --> 01:44:06,500 The blue sky grass in the morning. 1759 01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:08,920 The green grass grows at night. 1760 01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:13,280 Yeah, I don't want to walk across there. 1761 01:44:13,380 --> 01:44:13,480 Maybe. 1762 01:44:13,620 --> 01:44:15,040 Oh, is it an outlet here? 1763 01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:16,600 What can you do with that? 1764 01:44:16,900 --> 01:44:18,720 Do we have anything we can put in there? 1765 01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:26,540 Hair dryer. 1766 01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:26,600 Hair dryer. 1767 01:44:28,500 --> 01:44:29,020 Who? 1768 01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:32,420 Who'd have thunk it to stick a hair dryer in there? 1769 01:44:33,780 --> 01:44:34,300 Nice. 1770 01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:45,380 Sick, shitty eel is now dead. 1771 01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:55,380 Just get the lyrics there to that song. 1772 01:44:56,980 --> 01:44:58,080 Oh, we got that there. 1773 01:44:58,180 --> 01:44:58,940 Isn't that brave? 1774 01:45:01,020 --> 01:45:01,560 Sorry there. 1775 01:45:01,620 --> 01:45:03,680 Didn't mean to scare you there with Dick Shoof. 1776 01:45:04,820 --> 01:45:06,280 Bit of dick on your screen. 1777 01:45:07,960 --> 01:45:09,980 Big, massive picture of Dick Shoof. 1778 01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:11,720 Coming right at you. 1779 01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,680 What would you have to do? 1780 01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:20,240 Silent Hill 3 lyrics. 1781 01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:26,180 Blue sky too forever. 1782 01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:29,660 The green grass blows in the wind. 1783 01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:31,880 Dancing. 1784 01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:36,120 It would be a much better sight with you. 1785 01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,440 With me. 1786 01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:44,720 Never felt so lonely. 1787 01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:48,040 Then you came along. 1788 01:45:48,620 --> 01:45:49,500 So now. 1789 01:45:49,700 --> 01:45:50,800 What should I do? 1790 01:45:51,060 --> 01:45:51,820 I'm strung out. 1791 01:45:52,020 --> 01:45:53,060 Addicted to you. 1792 01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:54,560 My body aches. 1793 01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:56,060 Now that you're gone. 1794 01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:57,880 My supply fell through. 1795 01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:00,400 I actually can't remember the tune. 1796 01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:00,740 So. 1797 01:46:02,120 --> 01:46:03,580 Might just leave that there. 1798 01:46:03,820 --> 01:46:04,340 For now. 1799 01:46:04,480 --> 01:46:05,320 And then come back to it. 1800 01:46:05,340 --> 01:46:06,540 When we hear the song again. 1801 01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:07,800 I can sing along with it then. 1802 01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:09,460 Looking forward to that. 1803 01:46:11,420 --> 01:46:12,440 What the hell is this now? 1804 01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:14,260 What kind of a valve could this be? 1805 01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:17,080 Doubt it's anything important for now. 1806 01:46:17,180 --> 01:46:18,360 Just leave it alone for now. 1807 01:46:18,980 --> 01:46:19,680 Sick eel. 1808 01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:20,680 Thank you very much. 1809 01:46:21,220 --> 01:46:21,460 Yeah. 1810 01:46:22,060 --> 01:46:22,380 Yeah. 1811 01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:25,100 Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog. 1812 01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:27,140 There's some complicated machine here. 1813 01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:28,780 It's not on or anything. 1814 01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:30,240 I'll leave it alone. 1815 01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:30,300 I'll leave it alone. 1816 01:46:39,300 --> 01:46:41,460 Blue sky to forever. 1817 01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:44,180 The green grass blows in the wind. 1818 01:46:59,180 --> 01:47:01,540 The drum is in the way. 1819 01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:20,520 Is there a lighter emoji? 1820 01:47:20,720 --> 01:47:21,520 Or do you hold on? 1821 01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:22,640 Or do you... 1822 01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:25,340 Do you have to hold your phone up when Francis sings? 1823 01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:27,280 You can do whatever you want man. 1824 01:47:27,340 --> 01:47:28,240 You can do what you want. 1825 01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:29,280 You can emoji it up. 1826 01:47:29,340 --> 01:47:30,240 You can phone it up. 1827 01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:30,780 Whatever you want. 1828 01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:31,700 You can phone a friend. 1829 01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:32,800 Let them know I'm streaming. 1830 01:47:35,460 --> 01:47:36,140 Either or. 1831 01:47:37,220 --> 01:47:38,060 What the fuck. 1832 01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:39,100 Again. 1833 01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:39,660 Yet again. 1834 01:47:39,860 --> 01:47:40,240 More. 1835 01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,960 It just never ends with these guys. 1836 01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:47,360 Never seems to end with these guys. 1837 01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:47,480 Never seems to end with these guys. 1838 01:47:47,480 --> 01:48:09,160 Great. 1839 01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:13,200 That's the unlocking sound of a giant gate. 1840 01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:15,400 They love their steel gates in this game. 1841 01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:16,440 The metal against metal. 1842 01:48:17,020 --> 01:48:18,260 That sounds even worse. 1843 01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:23,160 Could be the repetitious pounding of some sort of... 1844 01:48:24,060 --> 01:48:24,720 I don't know. 1845 01:48:25,180 --> 01:48:26,300 I don't know what the fuck that was. 1846 01:48:30,340 --> 01:48:32,800 And that's an ominous angle if ever there was one. 1847 01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:34,280 Let's switch to our face. 1848 01:48:34,620 --> 01:48:34,860 There. 1849 01:48:34,940 --> 01:48:35,800 And then move around. 1850 01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:38,960 Can I get in? 1851 01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:39,800 Iron great. 1852 01:48:42,140 --> 01:48:43,580 And there we hear it again. 1853 01:48:43,660 --> 01:48:44,340 It's another... 1854 01:48:45,460 --> 01:48:46,760 Clunk. 1855 01:48:53,620 --> 01:48:55,980 I'm hoping for a really good... 1856 01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:57,980 Footstep sound on these... 1857 01:48:57,980 --> 01:48:59,560 Rusty steel steps. 1858 01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:02,040 I'm hoping... 1859 01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,980 I think they're going to be better... 1860 01:49:03,980 --> 01:49:05,980 Than the sound of the footsteps... 1861 01:49:07,540 --> 01:49:10,880 On the rusty steps in Resident Evil 2. 1862 01:49:11,380 --> 01:49:11,900 Capcom. 1863 01:49:12,020 --> 01:49:14,160 I think Konami did a better job. 1864 01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:16,000 The sound design. 1865 01:49:16,240 --> 01:49:16,840 More realistic. 1866 01:49:17,580 --> 01:49:18,160 Let's hear it. 1867 01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:22,380 Much better. 1868 01:49:22,540 --> 01:49:22,940 Much better. 1869 01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:23,540 But that... 1870 01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:24,260 I mean saying that... 1871 01:49:24,260 --> 01:49:25,220 This is a PS2 game. 1872 01:49:25,260 --> 01:49:26,620 So you're going to get a better sound. 1873 01:49:27,020 --> 01:49:28,940 You're just going to get a better sound than PS1. 1874 01:49:40,660 --> 01:49:42,840 That's a slow, slow climb. 1875 01:49:52,420 --> 01:50:14,420 Look at this now, we outside. Wooden crates shut pretty tight, don't think I can get it open though. 1876 01:50:14,420 --> 01:50:36,420 They love these walls in Silent Hill, don't they? Just walls that have sheets over them. Long, big white sheets. Again and again. It works. Just shitty discoloured sheets. 1877 01:50:36,420 --> 01:51:03,980 And there is a bit of Satan on top of the bin. It's two all in that game. We might have to fucking switch over to Tomás. Is it a good game, is it? What about Zala, huh? Fucking hell. 1878 01:51:03,980 --> 01:51:09,540 Tom? 1879 01:51:11,860 --> 01:51:19,920 Yep, Mohammed Zala. He's just scored apparently, according to OSW there. 1880 01:51:20,820 --> 01:51:25,180 You are not actually watching. I thought you were watching. I thought you were in another fucking room. 1881 01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:35,600 Yeah, well, I'm not even in a different house. But he is doing the business. The Egyptian man. Mr. Winger man. 1882 01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:40,120 Mr. Winger man. Zala! 1883 01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:48,920 Mr. Winger man. Egyptian Winger. Going down the ride. 1884 01:51:50,600 --> 01:52:00,360 Egyptian Winger, you know he's gonna cut inside. And he always does it. You know he's gonna do it, but he always gets away with it. 1885 01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:22,240 Egyptian Winger man. He's gonna score you. Mr. Winger man. Zala! Mr. Winger man. He's gonna score you. Mr. Winger man. Zala! 1886 01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:29,240 Sala! Sorry I can't get the... it needs to be on that level you know. 1887 01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:31,240 Eh... 1888 01:52:31,240 --> 01:52:39,240 Sala! Sala! Sala! 1889 01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:49,240 Tricky winger running down the right. 1890 01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:53,240 Tricky winger, you know he's gonna cut inside. 1891 01:52:55,240 --> 01:52:58,240 They call me Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger. 1892 01:52:58,240 --> 01:53:00,240 Mr. Winger. 1893 01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:03,240 They call me Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger. 1894 01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:05,240 Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger. 1895 01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:08,240 They call me Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger. 1896 01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:11,240 Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger. 1897 01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:18,240 Sala! 1898 01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:21,240 Oh fuck, this sounds dirty this one. 1899 01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:22,240 This sounds really dirty. 1900 01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:25,240 This has got a bit of a fucking spruce to it. 1901 01:53:25,240 --> 01:53:26,240 This one. 1902 01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:27,240 Just a... 1903 01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:28,240 Ooh, demonic. 1904 01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,240 Have you heard this? 1905 01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,240 Unbelievable. 1906 01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:58,240 The electricity is off. The elevator won't work. 1907 01:53:58,240 --> 01:54:23,240 There's a can of adhesive here. Doesn't seem too special though. 1908 01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:24,240 Oh fuck off. 1909 01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:28,240 Just go down here for a minute and then go back again. 1910 01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:29,240 Maybe I'll save some. 1911 01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:29,240 That. 1912 01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:31,240 And then a quick little click of the mouse there. 1913 01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:32,240 Save that to slot one. 1914 01:54:32,240 --> 01:54:33,240 There we go, that's saved. 1915 01:54:33,240 --> 01:54:34,240 There we go, that's saved. 1916 01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:34,240 There we go, that's saved. 1917 01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:35,240 There we go, that's saved. 1918 01:54:35,240 --> 01:54:36,240 There we go, that's saved. 1919 01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:37,240 There we go, that's saved. 1920 01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:38,240 There we go, that's saved. 1921 01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:39,240 There we go, that's saved. 1922 01:54:39,240 --> 01:54:40,240 There we go, that's saved. 1923 01:54:40,240 --> 01:54:41,240 There we go, that's saved. 1924 01:54:41,240 --> 01:54:42,240 There we go, that's saved. 1925 01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:43,240 There we go, that's saved. 1926 01:54:43,240 --> 01:54:44,240 There we go, that's saved. 1927 01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:45,240 There we go, that's saved. 1928 01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:46,240 There we go, that's saved. 1929 01:54:46,240 --> 01:54:47,240 There we go, that's saved. 1930 01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:48,240 There we go, that's saved. 1931 01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:49,240 There we go, that's saved. 1932 01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:52,240 There we go, that's saved. 1933 01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:54,240 There we go, that's saved. 1934 01:54:54,240 --> 01:54:59,240 There we go, that's saved. 1935 01:54:59,240 --> 01:55:00,240 There we go, that's saved. 1936 01:55:00,240 --> 01:55:01,240 There we go, that's saved. 1937 01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:02,240 There we go, that's saved. 1938 01:55:02,240 --> 01:55:03,240 There we go, that's saved. 1939 01:55:03,240 --> 01:55:04,240 There we go, that's saved. 1940 01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:05,240 There we go, that's saved. 1941 01:55:05,240 --> 01:55:06,240 There we go, that's saved. 1942 01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:07,240 There we go, that's saved. 1943 01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:08,240 There we go, that's saved. 1944 01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:09,240 There we go, that's saved. 1945 01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:10,240 There we go, that's saved. 1946 01:55:10,240 --> 01:55:11,240 There we go, that's saved. 1947 01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:12,240 There we go, that's saved. 1948 01:55:12,240 --> 01:55:13,240 There we go, that's saved. 1949 01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:14,240 There we go, that's saved. 1950 01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,240 There we go, that's saved. 1951 01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:16,240 There we go, that's saved. 1952 01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:17,240 There we go, that's saved. 1953 01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:18,240 There we go, that's saved. 1954 01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:19,240 There we go, that's saved. 1955 01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:20,240 There we go, that's saved. 1956 01:55:20,240 --> 01:55:21,240 There we go, that's saved. 1957 01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:23,240 The third level ceiling has crumbled. 1958 01:55:23,240 --> 01:55:25,240 For safety's sake, entry is forbidden. 1959 01:55:25,240 --> 01:55:27,240 Probably a penalty, was it? 1960 01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:30,240 The door is shut tight, it won't open at all. 1961 01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:37,240 Getting serious now. 1962 01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:44,240 This is getting serious. 1963 01:55:44,240 --> 01:55:47,240 This is serious. 1964 01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:48,240 This is the first floor. 1965 01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:51,240 Do you wanna swing your pipe around? 1966 01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:03,240 Fourth floor has crumbled again. 1967 01:56:03,240 --> 01:56:24,240 Imagine we got through the door and it was fucking Mohamed Salah. 1968 01:56:24,240 --> 01:56:29,240 And they put him into the game years before he even came to prominence. 1969 01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:31,240 As a solid, solid little winger. 1970 01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:36,240 It is Resident Evil Code Veronica X, Texas Pete. 1971 01:56:37,240 --> 01:56:38,240 Nah, I'm only messing. 1972 01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:40,240 It's Silent Hill Variations. 1973 01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:44,240 Featuring me, the uncle, and ye. 1974 01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:50,240 What the fuck, you hear that one? 1975 01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:51,240 Aw man, come on. 1976 01:56:51,240 --> 01:56:52,240 There's no need for that. 1977 01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:53,240 Someone fucking stomping around. 1978 01:56:53,240 --> 01:57:06,240 It's a plain old wash basin, nothing special about it. 1979 01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:08,240 It's a toilet. 1980 01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:10,240 It's a toilet. 1981 01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:15,240 I thought this building was still under construction, but it looks like this has been used. 1982 01:57:19,240 --> 01:57:20,240 The creepy clown. 1983 01:57:20,240 --> 01:57:21,240 The creepy clown. 1984 01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:22,240 The creepy clown. 1985 01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:29,240 Come on man, faster. 1986 01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:30,240 Faster now. 1987 01:57:30,240 --> 01:57:31,240 We need to play this game at peace. 1988 01:57:31,240 --> 01:57:34,240 Now I'm just dicking around waiting for stuff to happen. 1989 01:57:34,240 --> 01:57:36,240 Let's make it happen, yeah? 1990 01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:38,240 Let's save it. 1991 01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:39,240 Egyptian winger. 1992 01:57:39,240 --> 01:57:40,240 Gonna save the game. 1993 01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,240 Egyptian winger. 1994 01:57:41,240 --> 01:57:42,240 So I don't feel no pain. 1995 01:57:42,240 --> 01:57:43,240 When I get creeled up. 1996 01:57:43,240 --> 01:57:44,240 Babadu bap. 1997 01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:45,240 When I get creeled down. 1998 01:57:45,240 --> 01:57:46,240 Mattress. 1999 01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:47,240 Mattress. 2000 01:57:47,240 --> 01:57:48,240 When I get killed. 2001 01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:49,240 Yeah. 2002 01:57:49,240 --> 01:57:50,240 Babadu bap. 2003 01:57:50,240 --> 01:57:51,240 I can load it up. 2004 01:57:51,240 --> 01:57:52,240 Mattress. 2005 01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,240 Mattress. 2006 01:57:53,240 --> 01:57:54,240 Mattress. 2007 01:57:54,240 --> 01:57:55,240 Mattress. 2008 01:57:55,240 --> 01:57:56,240 They call me Mr. Mattress man. 2009 01:57:56,240 --> 01:57:57,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2010 01:57:57,240 --> 01:57:58,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2011 01:57:58,240 --> 01:57:59,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2012 01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:00,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2013 01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:01,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2014 01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:02,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2015 01:58:02,240 --> 01:58:03,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2016 01:58:03,240 --> 01:58:04,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2017 01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:05,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2018 01:58:05,240 --> 01:58:06,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2019 01:58:06,240 --> 01:58:07,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2020 01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:08,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2021 01:58:08,240 --> 01:58:09,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2022 01:58:09,240 --> 01:58:10,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2023 01:58:10,240 --> 01:58:11,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2024 01:58:11,240 --> 01:58:12,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2025 01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:13,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2026 01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:14,240 They call me Mr. Mattress. 2027 01:58:14,240 --> 01:58:15,240 Egyptian Mattress. 2028 01:58:15,240 --> 01:58:16,240 Oh fuck off. 2029 01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:23,240 At least I did the save scummery there that allows me to reload. 2030 01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:24,240 I didn't know he could fall through a hole. 2031 01:58:24,240 --> 01:58:27,240 I thought she would definitely automatically move back. 2032 01:58:30,240 --> 01:58:33,240 Egyptian Mattress drifting down the ride. 2033 01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:41,240 Imagine they had a mattress playing for them on the wing and he was also electric and he could fucking cut inside and drift in and out. 2034 01:58:41,240 --> 01:58:45,240 It'd be like playing as Tofu in the extra game. 2035 01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:46,240 Resident Evil 2. 2036 01:58:46,240 --> 01:58:52,240 They had an Egyptian Mattress in a Liverpool in the red costume of Liverpool. 2037 01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:54,240 The red costume. 2038 01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:59,240 Those fucking soccer costumes cost an arm and a leg. 2039 01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:03,240 Here we go. 2040 01:59:03,240 --> 01:59:04,240 Let's get the tunes out. 2041 01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:06,240 Yeah. 2042 01:59:06,240 --> 01:59:08,240 Pew pew. 2043 01:59:08,240 --> 01:59:10,240 Love you! 2044 01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:33,240 *music* 2045 01:59:33,240 --> 01:59:39,240 Blue sky to forever, the green grass blows in the wind. 2046 01:59:39,240 --> 02:00:00,000 It would be much better to stay with you. If you and the women, if you hadn't met me, I'd be fine on my own. Baby, I never felt so lonely. And then you came a-learning. 2047 02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:26,000 What should I do? I'm trying out, addicted to you. My body aches, and now that you're gone, my slip-sup, I fell through. You gladly give me everything and more. You crave my happiness when you made me feel joy, made you smile. 2048 02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:44,000 But now I feel your stress. Love was never meant to be such a crazy affair. No one's time for tears. Never thought I'd sit around and cry for you, baby. Till now. 2049 02:00:44,000 --> 02:01:08,880 I feel your stress. Your stress. Come on. Who has time for tears? 2050 02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:28,580 My baby. I'm more interested in the video now. More interested in seeing what the video... Get that off the fucking screen there. 2051 02:01:28,580 --> 02:01:55,580 Quick pace. 2052 02:01:55,580 --> 02:02:25,560 Quick pace. 2053 02:02:25,560 --> 02:02:55,540 Quick pace. 2054 02:02:55,540 --> 02:03:02,540 Quick pace. 2055 02:03:02,540 --> 02:03:09,540 Quick pace. 2056 02:03:09,540 --> 02:03:10,540 Quick pace. 2057 02:03:10,540 --> 02:03:11,540 Quick pace. 2058 02:03:11,540 --> 02:03:12,540 Quick pace. 2059 02:03:12,540 --> 02:03:13,540 Quick pace. 2060 02:03:13,540 --> 02:03:14,540 Quick pace. 2061 02:03:14,540 --> 02:03:15,540 Quick pace. 2062 02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:20,520 So that was a save scum situation. Needs to be rejigged, rebooted. 2063 02:03:26,100 --> 02:03:31,040 Load that from slot one, we're ready to go, we know what we're doing, we're not gonna fucking take no for an answer. 2064 02:03:39,420 --> 02:03:40,620 Lovely mattress. 2065 02:03:44,980 --> 02:03:46,340 Lovely handgun bullets. 2066 02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:58,520 And you can hear, if you've got the headphones on, you can really hear some scary stuff. Someone just knocking around upstairs. 2067 02:04:00,520 --> 02:04:03,160 Or at least I could a second ago. That looks like a little hut. 2068 02:04:04,160 --> 02:04:11,340 A little home made up of cardboard boxes and old blankets. I guess a squatter was living here. Hopefully we'll meet a human squatter. 2069 02:04:12,300 --> 02:04:31,620 Who can bring a lovely bit of light banter to the proceedings. Because it's all been very dark so far. In this little world of Silent Hill 3. There hasn't been much time for laughter. There's been zero mirth. And I'm hoping for a little few smiles. Or something at least. Just to put a bit of spring in the step. 2070 02:04:31,620 --> 02:04:39,980 What about this? Can you go over there? No? 2071 02:04:48,200 --> 02:04:51,500 A filthy mattress. Will you drop it down? Yeah, I will. 2072 02:04:51,940 --> 02:04:54,320 Let's see what goes on when you put that in. 2073 02:04:55,840 --> 02:05:03,240 If I had the audio now of the man going, what are you fucking doing? Throwing the mattress into a ditch, you fucking thick cunt. 2074 02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:06,820 Huh? How old are you? 2075 02:05:07,820 --> 02:05:10,500 But I don't have it to hand. I didn't know that was going to happen. 2076 02:05:11,180 --> 02:05:13,300 Lots of empty bottles and cans. 2077 02:05:13,480 --> 02:05:15,240 It looks like somebody was living here. 2078 02:05:16,960 --> 02:05:18,720 We've seen that. We've read the stuff. 2079 02:05:27,620 --> 02:05:28,120 What the? 2080 02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:30,340 Oh, you can... So now you can jump down the hall. 2081 02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:31,160 Yeah. 2082 02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:33,440 Like the way she did that then. 2083 02:05:34,140 --> 02:05:34,880 Pencil dive. 2084 02:05:34,880 --> 02:05:53,360 Getting bassy. Very bassy. 2085 02:05:54,860 --> 02:05:55,940 Kevin bassy. 2086 02:05:57,840 --> 02:05:59,340 Kevin drummond bassy. 2087 02:06:02,700 --> 02:06:03,400 Just scored. 2088 02:06:04,280 --> 02:06:05,040 It's scored again. 2089 02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:07,180 It's not the man again, is it? 2090 02:06:08,980 --> 02:06:09,660 They call him... 2091 02:06:09,660 --> 02:06:10,940 They call him... 2092 02:06:10,940 --> 02:06:14,080 Miss the winger, man. 2093 02:06:14,140 --> 02:06:15,100 They call him Miss the winger. 2094 02:06:16,160 --> 02:06:16,940 They call... 2095 02:06:16,940 --> 02:06:18,360 I need to take them off. 2096 02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:23,340 They call him Miss the winger, man. 2097 02:06:23,340 --> 02:06:24,420 They call him Miss the winger. 2098 02:06:25,260 --> 02:06:26,300 Miss the winger, man. 2099 02:06:26,360 --> 02:06:27,320 They call him Miss the winger. 2100 02:06:27,560 --> 02:06:29,020 They call him Miss the winger, man. 2101 02:06:29,060 --> 02:06:30,080 They call him Miss the winger. 2102 02:06:30,860 --> 02:06:31,980 Miss the winger, man. 2103 02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:33,040 They call him Miss the winger. 2104 02:06:33,680 --> 02:07:00,660 Egyptian winger drifting down the right. Egyptian winger you know he's gonna cut inside. And he still does. You know it even though he does. You know it. Egyptian winger playing down the right. Tricky winger you know he's gonna cut inside. Mr. Winger man. Give it to me Tommy. Mr. Winger man. 2105 02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:25,340 Sala Sala. Mr. Winger man. Give it to me. Mr. Winger man. Sala. It's getting bassy in here again. I'm gonna have to say it again. It's getting bassy. 2106 02:07:29,120 --> 02:07:49,440 She can fit through that little situation there no doubt. 2107 02:07:49,440 --> 02:08:01,840 Oh great, always nice to be greeted with that sound. 2108 02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:05,760 Shotgun time. 2109 02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:10,320 Salad! 2110 02:08:10,320 --> 02:08:38,560 Salad! Salad! 2111 02:08:38,560 --> 02:08:44,560 Salad! 2112 02:08:44,560 --> 02:09:06,800 Network gremlins going. Sam would. Is there network gremlins going on? Wait I need to save scum it up. Or load scum. Load that state. Mmm drink that pint. Need to do this again. Need to 2113 02:09:06,800 --> 02:09:12,800 kick the fucking mattress down the hole again. What the fuck are you doing you stupid cunt. 2114 02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:18,800 Dump dropping the fucking dumping your fucking shite into the ditch. 2115 02:09:18,800 --> 02:09:24,800 How old are you? 2116 02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:30,800 It's almost. It's got as many laughs as uh. What kind of a man has dogs? 2117 02:09:30,800 --> 02:09:38,800 It's almost. It's got as many laughs as uh. What kind of a man has dogs? 2118 02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:48,800 Fuck off. I'll fly it out of here. I'll ride in the air. 2119 02:09:48,800 --> 02:09:50,800 I'll drop down there. 2120 02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:52,800 Let's drop down there. 2121 02:09:52,800 --> 02:09:56,800 Yeah she's kicked the fucking thing down so drop down. 2122 02:09:56,800 --> 02:09:58,800 I'll drop down there. 2123 02:09:58,800 --> 02:10:00,800 I'll drop down there. 2124 02:10:00,800 --> 02:10:02,800 I'll drop down there. 2125 02:10:02,800 --> 02:10:04,800 I'll drop down there. 2126 02:10:04,800 --> 02:10:06,800 I'll drop down there. 2127 02:10:06,800 --> 02:10:08,800 I'll drop down there. 2128 02:10:08,800 --> 02:10:15,700 Park that car, drop that call, drink that pint, dream about beans. 2129 02:10:26,360 --> 02:10:27,940 Broken social beans. 2130 02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:33,740 Aw, for fuck's sake. 2131 02:10:37,620 --> 02:10:39,980 Anthem from the 17 year old pyramid. 2132 02:10:41,100 --> 02:10:41,940 Out now. 2133 02:10:46,380 --> 02:10:50,100 That was a waste. That was a big, big waste. 2134 02:10:58,860 --> 02:11:01,800 What the fuck are these like? Who invented them? 2135 02:11:03,240 --> 02:11:05,200 What kind of mind thinks about this? 2136 02:11:06,440 --> 02:11:09,080 Dream about beans? 2137 02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:23,360 Fidget spinners. Fidget? Spelled F-I-G-I-D. 2138 02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:29,960 Did you ever have one of those fidget spinners, man? Did you get to the fucking fidget spinner bit? 2139 02:11:35,900 --> 02:11:41,200 It's a mannequin catalogue. I guess this is the reception area for a mannequin company. 2140 02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:47,360 A beautiful mind with rusty crow. 2141 02:11:47,360 --> 02:11:55,620 As John Nash. Troubled scientist. Troubled mathematician, John Nash. 2142 02:11:55,620 --> 02:11:58,500 Game theory. 2143 02:11:58,500 --> 02:12:12,080 This is a little bit more cordial, a little bit more inviting, a little bit more easy to navigate. 2144 02:12:12,300 --> 02:12:13,900 A nice corridor that looks normal. 2145 02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:17,960 No fidgets. No, it's no way it's three all. Fucking hell. 2146 02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:19,120 Char. 2147 02:12:22,320 --> 02:12:25,360 I've got no song for him. 2148 02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:33,760 Char. Char. Char. He should do that when he scores. 2149 02:12:33,760 --> 02:12:35,920 Char. 2150 02:12:35,920 --> 02:12:55,140 It's a corridorial cordial corridor of sorts. Now we can hear some sort of fucking nasty little beast. Oh God. It's time to get the jerky out. 2151 02:12:58,660 --> 02:13:15,460 Let's save the state. State of play. We'll increase our well-being and health with a sensual health drink. Kombucha O'Toole. And then we'll go jerky on this. 2152 02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:38,000 Use the jerky good lad. Use the jerky good girl. Alright she already used a jerkess. And that was a shit moment. I shot myself. You seen it. I wonder if we got that on a reaper. 2153 02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:54,700 Oh what a scared little man. Let's hear that. He even knew it was coming and everything. What a wanker. 2154 02:13:56,900 --> 02:14:05,640 I got scared. Everybody saw the scared. I got Fabian shard. Fucking hell. 2155 02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:17,560 Get down and get to sleep. Get down and get to sleep. Get down and get to sleep now. What the fuck? They're coming. 2156 02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:26,680 They're coming tick, tick and fast. Tick and fast at the moment. Tic-tac-toe. 2157 02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:31,080 Murderer! 2158 02:14:31,080 --> 02:14:39,840 Murderer! 2159 02:14:39,840 --> 02:14:51,700 Fucking hell. 2160 02:14:51,700 --> 02:15:21,460 Recalibrate. Reengage. Reload. Nintendogs 3. Down the hatch. 2161 02:15:21,460 --> 02:15:51,220 Reengage. Reload. Recalibrate. This fucking takes me like 10 minutes just to reload and reengage. With two dogs. 2162 02:15:51,220 --> 02:16:17,600 Nintendogs 2. Sons of Liberty. Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. 2163 02:16:17,600 --> 02:16:35,600 Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. Silent Pills. 2164 02:16:35,600 --> 02:16:49,840 Monica's Dance Studio. It's some kind of poster. Looks like there will be a performance soon. 2165 02:16:55,840 --> 02:17:02,400 There would be something going on. Take my mind off the ever-increasing sense of dread and despair. 2166 02:17:04,320 --> 02:17:11,580 Hilltop Centre map. Georgia rolls. How the fucking hell are you? Thanks for the tip. Unbelievable stuff. 2167 02:17:13,840 --> 02:17:29,360 Hilltop Centre map. It's another beautiful quote from it there. Attached to the tip. Beautiful stuff. 2168 02:17:31,840 --> 02:17:48,320 Hilltop Centre map. Great, great scenes. Stewie Griffin. From Galway. In Covid. The drawers open just a smidge. 2169 02:17:48,320 --> 02:18:06,980 Hilltop Centre map. It must be rusted or something. I can't pull it out any further. I'd use a fucking... just use the fucking steel pipe. You daft clown. You creepy clown. You creepy clown. Creepy clown. 2170 02:18:06,980 --> 02:18:13,220 Hilltop Centre map. The desk is all cluttered up. Doesn't look like there's anything I'm interested in here. 2171 02:18:20,900 --> 02:18:29,460 Let's just save it anyway and then we'll progress into the dance studio for a little look. It's gonna be exciting. Hopefully there's some dancing going on. 2172 02:18:32,980 --> 02:18:42,940 Hilltop Centre map. What, um... What about the United Arsenal game? Is that a stinker, is it? Nobody's talking about that. Everybody's all salad this. Shire that. 2173 02:18:47,940 --> 02:18:50,340 Arse 1-0. Boring. Boring stuff. 2174 02:18:56,900 --> 02:19:08,860 I completely forgot as well that nobody cares because Liverpool have ran away with the situation. This side of Christmas. Christ's mass. Christ's mass. 2175 02:19:10,140 --> 02:19:22,860 Just remember that the next time you're opening presents and fucking stuff in your face with shite. This was meant to be the mass for Christ. And look at ya. You fucking creepy clown. The creepy clown. 2176 02:19:22,860 --> 02:19:32,820 I just need to read that again. Not taking anything in. There are some magazines here but nothing really important. 2177 02:19:32,820 --> 02:19:45,780 One of them I've already read. And the other one just doesn't interest me anymore. Looks like a razzle mag. Or maybe not. We also know there are known and knowns. We do not know there is something we do not know. 2178 02:19:45,780 --> 02:19:58,740 Metherhase. Thanks very much for the katana tip. There's a katana inside the hilltop centre's gallery. A fine art store room in the building. F1 to safe state. F3 to load in PCSX2. 2179 02:19:58,740 --> 02:20:11,740 Shout out to True Reflection. True Reflection. Great to see you going at the creepy clowns again. Thank you very much there for the Yuletide tip. It's a Yuletide tip, Tam. Tam. 2180 02:20:11,740 --> 02:20:23,700 Lovely stuff. Great to have the Yuletide tip. And thank you very much for joining us tonight on this stream. It's a creepy one. 2181 02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:39,660 Watch your face. Watch your hands. Watch your arse. Hang on. I came... That's the door I came in. And this one I didn't go through. 2182 02:20:39,660 --> 02:20:51,660 Alright. Here we are. This is the dance studio look. There's a bit of dancing going on alright. Nintendogs and there's a real fucking Baluba there as well. 2183 02:20:51,660 --> 02:21:19,660 There's a globulus balloon man. A real... Someone who's... He needs attention. He needs medical help. Some of these cunts just need medicine. The only medicine I've got on me though is bullets. I've got them a prescription for you hey. Fucking... Ten of the best parabellums. Take them after dinner. And before bed. Take that one. Take bookshot. 2184 02:21:19,660 --> 02:21:39,660 This is gonna cure you of all your ills and sins you dirty little globules. Brian Coney thank you very much. You walked straight past Stuart Chaffey's resume on that cork board back there. Thank you very much. Stuart Chaffey's resume. This one is it? Some kind of post looks like there will be a performance soon. 2185 02:21:39,660 --> 02:22:01,660 You on about in here. I didn't see a cork. Ah fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck. Alright I'm gonna save that state there. System. Save state. There we go. 2186 02:22:01,660 --> 02:22:30,460 There's a couple of dogs there and now we've... Look at this guy! It's Krang from fucking the turtles. Let's kick him. Let's kick him in his... He's got an opening. He hasn't even got a cock. He's got an arse. He's just got a massive arse. Goes all the way around to the front. It's a 180 degree arse. 2187 02:22:30,460 --> 02:22:48,120 It's like a combination of Krang and fucking... I don't know what else. Reminds me of a wrestler from WF days. 2188 02:22:55,420 --> 02:22:58,360 One of the fucking shotguns didn't hit then. 2189 02:22:58,360 --> 02:23:14,560 Absolutely disgusting stuff. Let's give me a little shot of the good stuff just to boost my well-being and sense of self. 2190 02:23:15,700 --> 02:23:20,360 Do you know what? My sense of fucking self-worth has gone absolutely down the drain. 2191 02:23:22,360 --> 02:23:26,260 And it's cons like this that are to blame. 2192 02:23:31,060 --> 02:23:32,260 When are you gonna die? 2193 02:23:33,460 --> 02:23:34,720 When are you gonna die? 2194 02:23:37,500 --> 02:23:38,120 Not again. 2195 02:23:49,000 --> 02:23:50,200 I'm gonna get the maul out. 2196 02:23:52,200 --> 02:23:53,700 I'm gonna go maul on this guy. 2197 02:23:56,160 --> 02:23:57,700 Don't... Don't fucking... 2198 02:23:57,700 --> 02:24:02,940 Why isn't she mauling him? 2199 02:24:05,760 --> 02:24:07,760 Look at him. It's his last legs. 2200 02:24:09,160 --> 02:24:10,020 Oh my god. 2201 02:24:10,880 --> 02:24:11,480 He is... 2202 02:24:11,480 --> 02:24:11,780 He is... 2203 02:24:11,780 --> 02:24:12,780 Really... 2204 02:24:12,780 --> 02:24:13,980 Not good. 2205 02:24:19,580 --> 02:24:20,980 Dermot, thank you very much. 2206 02:24:21,340 --> 02:24:22,240 He's fucked now, look. 2207 02:24:24,120 --> 02:24:25,420 King Kong Bundy. 2208 02:24:31,080 --> 02:24:32,940 Ah, look. He's just melting. He's... 2209 02:24:35,040 --> 02:24:35,780 He's deflated. 2210 02:24:37,180 --> 02:24:38,640 I took the air out of his balloon. 2211 02:24:38,780 --> 02:24:40,380 He's got little boots on as well, look. 2212 02:24:42,320 --> 02:24:43,580 Don't know if you can see that there. 2213 02:24:44,340 --> 02:24:46,140 Little tiny, little brown boots. 2214 02:24:48,140 --> 02:24:48,820 What a loser. 2215 02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:50,020 He's dead now. 2216 02:24:50,540 --> 02:24:51,800 And he's deflated as well. 2217 02:24:52,620 --> 02:24:53,080 These guys... 2218 02:24:53,740 --> 02:24:55,980 It's time for these guys to go bye-bye as well. 2219 02:24:56,500 --> 02:24:57,220 Nintendogs 2. 2220 02:25:12,020 --> 02:25:13,080 It's all I can hear. 2221 02:25:13,900 --> 02:25:15,880 It's really high in my headphones. 2222 02:25:16,020 --> 02:25:17,020 I don't know if it's... 2223 02:25:17,020 --> 02:25:17,980 I don't think it is for ye. 2224 02:25:21,000 --> 02:25:22,180 Just let them at that. 2225 02:25:22,500 --> 02:25:23,500 Just let them at that. 2226 02:25:25,120 --> 02:25:26,760 Or maybe I have to kill them. 2227 02:25:29,320 --> 02:25:31,360 They're not fucking causing me any grief. 2228 02:25:32,340 --> 02:25:33,840 It's a poster for a dance studio. 2229 02:25:33,840 --> 02:25:35,440 Who cares about that right now? 2230 02:25:35,640 --> 02:25:36,140 She says. 2231 02:25:39,700 --> 02:25:40,400 Oh, fuck. 2232 02:25:43,320 --> 02:25:44,280 Let's just... 2233 02:25:45,180 --> 02:25:46,180 Do a bit of this. 2234 02:25:46,340 --> 02:25:47,600 And then we'll go back in again. 2235 02:25:50,840 --> 02:25:51,460 Fucking hell. 2236 02:25:51,800 --> 02:25:53,280 The noise is a catcher, you know? 2237 02:25:54,560 --> 02:25:55,760 The noise is a catcher. 2238 02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:57,380 I'd love a snack now. 2239 02:25:58,060 --> 02:25:59,100 I don't have anything. 2240 02:25:59,160 --> 02:26:00,760 I might just have to get a fucking hobnob. 2241 02:26:00,760 --> 02:26:21,140 What the fuck? 2242 02:26:21,140 --> 02:26:21,180 What the fuck? 2243 02:26:21,180 --> 02:26:51,160 Thank you. 2244 02:26:51,160 --> 02:27:08,320 Mmm. Delicious. 2245 02:27:12,320 --> 02:27:12,980 Fuck. 2246 02:27:20,420 --> 02:27:38,500 K9. And one for good measure there in the end. Get another one of those beautiful hobnobs. 2247 02:27:49,680 --> 02:28:17,740 I'm going to just switch to pipe for the final showdown here. 2248 02:28:17,740 --> 02:28:21,500 Here we go. 2249 02:28:25,580 --> 02:28:29,220 Oh, you cunt. You have to time your attacks with this fucker. 2250 02:28:31,420 --> 02:28:35,380 He's chasing him. He looks like a sheep. It's a dog with fucking bandages on. 2251 02:28:39,380 --> 02:28:40,140 Good luck. 2252 02:28:41,340 --> 02:28:47,220 What was that? They were feasting on the corpse of a Jessop. 2253 02:28:56,020 --> 02:29:10,980 Reginald Jessop III. Full Jessop. That was a waste of a room. There was no point in going into that room at all. 2254 02:29:10,980 --> 02:29:12,860 Who do these people think they are? 2255 02:29:16,860 --> 02:29:20,620 Unless there was something. I've not seen it. I mean... 2256 02:29:20,620 --> 02:29:45,100 The Katana. So there's a Katana in here. It's found in the Hilltop Centre. It's a gallery of fine arts storeroom. 2257 02:29:45,100 --> 02:29:58,220 Gallery of fine arts storeroom. Where the fuck is that? Like... We go... Up. 2258 02:29:58,860 --> 02:30:05,620 Gallery of fine arts art storeroom. It's on the fifth floor. 2259 02:30:12,620 --> 02:30:19,380 Got a great deal on a big heap of Colcannon. My super value today. One euro eight for a major portion. 2260 02:30:19,380 --> 02:30:25,380 Interesting stuff. Interesting developments on the Colcannon mash front because I wouldn't be bothered making that. 2261 02:30:26,380 --> 02:30:33,140 It's the Crindle and Eno's law firm. Let's have a look at that. Brian Eno was involved in this law firm and he can't get in. 2262 02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:35,140 That's the end of that one. 2263 02:30:41,420 --> 02:30:43,420 What would you use to open that drawer? 2264 02:30:48,420 --> 02:30:52,420 We want to go upstairs. We do want to go upstairs. 2265 02:31:04,420 --> 02:31:08,420 To the left, to the left. Oh yeah, we'll go through there and have a look. 2266 02:31:08,420 --> 02:31:12,420 A couple of doors going through here. That should be a nice little return on investment. 2267 02:31:12,420 --> 02:31:14,420 We try these doors. Locked. 2268 02:31:14,420 --> 02:31:17,420 One of these has to give us something. Has to be something here. 2269 02:31:19,420 --> 02:31:21,420 There we go. 2270 02:31:25,420 --> 02:31:28,420 A room full of dummies. A mannequin room. 2271 02:31:28,420 --> 02:31:30,420 Mannequin Pace. 2272 02:31:30,420 --> 02:31:49,420 Mannequin with no head or legs. I know it's just an inanimate object, but still a little nervous. Afraid maybe. 2273 02:31:50,420 --> 02:31:53,420 Just a leg. Solitary mannequin leg. 2274 02:31:53,420 --> 02:31:54,420 Mannequin. 2275 02:32:02,420 --> 02:32:04,420 *Squad* 2276 02:32:15,560 --> 02:32:16,060 *Scream* 2277 02:32:16,060 --> 02:32:16,560 Oh! 2278 02:32:16,560 --> 02:32:22,840 And that was a real- that was a rubbish one, but I mean it made me embarrassed and scared. I was embarrassed and scared there. 2279 02:32:25,840 --> 02:32:27,340 *Squad* It's the Green Blade. 2280 02:32:29,440 --> 02:32:29,940 *Scream* 2281 02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:30,440 Oh! 2282 02:32:30,440 --> 02:32:37,440 And that was a real... that was a rubbish one, but I mean it made me embarrassed and scared. I was embarrassed and scared there. 2283 02:32:41,440 --> 02:32:47,440 I don't even know if the replay got the moment itself as well. 2284 02:32:47,440 --> 02:32:54,440 But usually my screams are much more powerful and manly, but that was more of a... 2285 02:32:54,440 --> 02:32:55,440 *GASP* 2286 02:32:58,440 --> 02:33:03,440 Look at that one, look, just a fucking leg in a box. Sticking out a box. 2287 02:33:07,440 --> 02:33:08,440 Oh! 2288 02:33:09,440 --> 02:33:13,440 Oh, look at that, look, that's what we've... that's what we've been dealt with. 2289 02:33:14,440 --> 02:33:16,440 That's what we've been dealt with here. 2290 02:33:18,440 --> 02:33:24,440 The case of the bloody-headed, disembodied, or fucking dismembered, or decaptured mannequin. 2291 02:33:24,440 --> 02:33:26,440 This is blood. 2292 02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:29,440 *GASP* 2293 02:33:31,440 --> 02:33:32,440 Just gonna walk away like this. 2294 02:33:33,440 --> 02:33:34,440 *GASP* 2295 02:33:35,440 --> 02:33:39,440 And that's that for this room, there's nothing else other than that. We've got a few things though. 2296 02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:40,440 Oh no! 2297 02:33:40,440 --> 02:33:41,440 Yeah, good stuff. 2298 02:33:41,440 --> 02:33:42,440 *GASP* 2299 02:33:42,440 --> 02:33:45,440 Now out of here, we don't need any more fucking scared, thank you very much. 2300 02:33:46,440 --> 02:33:47,440 That's that done. 2301 02:33:48,440 --> 02:33:49,440 *GASP* 2302 02:33:49,440 --> 02:33:53,440 Then we go left, and through that hallway again. 2303 02:33:53,440 --> 02:33:54,440 *GASP* 2304 02:33:55,440 --> 02:34:00,440 Or do we? What did we even pick up there just then? *GASP* 2305 02:34:00,440 --> 02:34:01,440 *GASP* 2306 02:34:01,440 --> 02:34:02,440 *GASP* 2307 02:34:02,440 --> 02:34:03,440 *GASP* 2308 02:34:03,440 --> 02:34:04,440 *GASP* 2309 02:34:04,440 --> 02:34:05,440 *GASP* 2310 02:34:05,440 --> 02:34:06,440 *GASP* 2311 02:34:06,440 --> 02:34:07,440 Spooky enough. 2312 02:34:18,120 --> 02:34:21,700 Sorry, lads. I'm just trying to get my fucking mind together here. 2313 02:34:21,880 --> 02:34:24,020 I can't even remember how I made it into this. 2314 02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:26,740 Oh, it came in through the window. 2315 02:34:30,240 --> 02:34:31,300 It came in through the window. 2316 02:34:32,580 --> 02:34:33,620 What the fuck am I doing? 2317 02:34:33,620 --> 02:34:34,740 No? 2318 02:35:00,600 --> 02:35:01,680 Drawer. Again. 2319 02:35:02,060 --> 02:35:03,940 Let's see what the fucking problem was with this. 2320 02:35:04,080 --> 02:35:08,040 I mean, as if you wouldn't just stick the pipe and wedge it out. 2321 02:35:09,580 --> 02:35:10,760 The desk is cluttered up. 2322 02:35:10,800 --> 02:35:13,460 It doesn't look like anything I'm interested in, apart from this drawer, obviously. 2323 02:35:13,640 --> 02:35:15,680 Just stick the fucking big steel pipe in there. 2324 02:35:15,720 --> 02:35:17,160 And there's some rope inside it. 2325 02:35:17,580 --> 02:35:19,060 The drawer is open just a smidge. 2326 02:35:19,280 --> 02:35:20,560 It must be rusted or something. 2327 02:35:20,700 --> 02:35:21,900 Can't pull it out any further. 2328 02:35:22,600 --> 02:35:26,660 That's fucking eff. 2329 02:35:26,660 --> 02:35:56,640 Thank you. 2330 02:35:56,640 --> 02:36:26,620 You take the coat hanger out and fish the rope out of the drawer. She's looking at something though. Looking at the door. 2331 02:36:26,620 --> 02:36:36,480 Pop a save in there, I will. Pop a save. 2332 02:36:39,480 --> 02:36:50,840 I can save that to slot one. There look, how would you even get up to the fourth floor? Indeed. How would you get up there? That's an interesting one now. 2333 02:36:50,940 --> 02:37:04,600 That's a non-acus dance studio. We've been in there. There's no point going in there again. How in the fuck? Eno's law firm. Eno's law firm. How are you getting into there? You don't have a key for that, you know? 2334 02:37:05,940 --> 02:37:08,020 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2335 02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2336 02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2337 02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2338 02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2339 02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2340 02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:08,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2341 02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:08,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2342 02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:08,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2343 02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:10,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2344 02:37:10,060 --> 02:37:12,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2345 02:37:12,060 --> 02:37:14,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2346 02:37:14,060 --> 02:37:20,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2347 02:37:20,060 --> 02:37:20,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2348 02:37:20,060 --> 02:37:26,060 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2349 02:37:26,060 --> 02:37:32,180 I don't have a key for the law firm. 2350 02:37:32,180 --> 02:37:33,180 Oh. 2351 02:37:33,180 --> 02:37:38,180 How did I not go through there before? 2352 02:37:38,180 --> 02:37:41,180 I thought I'd tried all these doors. 2353 02:37:41,180 --> 02:37:42,180 The pace is back in town. 2354 02:37:42,180 --> 02:37:43,180 That's the main thing. 2355 02:37:43,180 --> 02:37:45,180 The pace is well and truly back in town. 2356 02:37:45,180 --> 02:37:47,980 You just can't get into any of the rooms. 2357 02:37:47,980 --> 02:37:55,820 This is where this katana is on. 2358 02:37:55,820 --> 02:37:59,580 This is on this floor as well. 2359 02:37:59,580 --> 02:38:01,380 Gallery of Fine Arts. 2360 02:38:01,380 --> 02:38:06,100 There is a katana in the hilltop central gallery of fine arts storeroom in that building. 2361 02:38:06,100 --> 02:38:07,100 Storeroom. 2362 02:38:18,100 --> 02:38:19,100 Lovely Hoover. 2363 02:38:19,100 --> 02:38:21,860 Or whatever the fuck that is. 2364 02:38:21,860 --> 02:38:22,580 A Tyson, is it? 2365 02:38:22,580 --> 02:38:51,540 Painting. 2366 02:38:51,540 --> 02:39:13,120 Painting. Repressor of memories. What the hell kind of title is that? I don't get this picture at all. 2367 02:39:17,080 --> 02:39:27,120 This is a painting should be here. Looks like there was a picture before. Only the caption's still around. Flame purifies all. Flame, eh? Well, I don't know what kind of picture used to be here. 2368 02:39:29,080 --> 02:39:33,480 Now this is a calm, relaxing picture. Mountain. Nice and simple. 2369 02:39:36,080 --> 02:39:40,980 There's a price written here. Let's see. Five thousand. What a world. 2370 02:39:41,080 --> 02:39:53,080 A ceramic pot. Not really my style. Painted plate. Nothing special. 2371 02:39:53,080 --> 02:40:05,080 *Done of the metal* 2372 02:40:05,080 --> 02:40:09,080 *Done of the metal* 2373 02:40:09,080 --> 02:40:11,080 *Gunshot* 2374 02:40:11,080 --> 02:40:13,080 *Gunshot* 2375 02:40:13,080 --> 02:40:20,080 *BANG* 2376 02:40:20,080 --> 02:40:20,580 *Bang* 2377 02:40:20,580 --> 02:40:21,080 *Bang* 2378 02:40:21,080 --> 02:40:21,580 *Bang* 2379 02:40:21,580 --> 02:40:42,540 *Honorps* 2380 02:40:42,540 --> 02:40:44,780 Ooooooooh! 2381 02:40:44,780 --> 02:40:49,780 *Honorps* 2382 02:40:49,780 --> 02:40:54,780 *Honorps* 2383 02:40:54,780 --> 02:41:08,780 Trusty pipe, it really has stood the test of time. You know, despite ranking up to a pistol and a shotgun and even a maul, this pipe really comes into its own against these little creatures. 2384 02:41:08,780 --> 02:41:13,780 *Honorps* 2385 02:41:13,780 --> 02:41:17,780 Multiple anus faced Jessops. 2386 02:41:17,780 --> 02:41:18,280 *Bang* 2387 02:41:31,280 --> 02:41:32,780 Fuck off. Another one. 2388 02:41:34,280 --> 02:41:36,780 He's gonna really fuck me up. I need to get some help. 2389 02:41:37,780 --> 02:41:38,780 Get out of here. 2390 02:41:40,280 --> 02:41:45,280 How do you deal with that guy? I mean, he's gonna take a lot of fucking dealing... with. 2391 02:41:45,280 --> 02:41:47,280 *Bang* 2392 02:41:48,780 --> 02:41:50,780 He needs to be Greg Wallace'd. 2393 02:41:54,780 --> 02:41:58,280 Let's find out what kind of Wallace we have in the fucking Wallace book. 2394 02:42:01,780 --> 02:42:03,780 Digital Wallace. 2395 02:42:07,780 --> 02:42:12,780 Let's reload that. I don't like using all my fucking shotgun rounds on this cunt though. 2396 02:42:12,780 --> 02:42:14,780 I mean, he doesn't deserve them for one. 2397 02:42:15,780 --> 02:42:20,280 Maybe he does deserve one and then I- it gives me time to have a quick little scout around the room. 2398 02:42:20,280 --> 02:42:24,280 It's a tiny little room. There must be something in it though. They wouldn't have made the room otherwise. 2399 02:42:28,280 --> 02:42:30,280 Fall down. Fall down, you creep. 2400 02:42:35,280 --> 02:42:35,780 *Bang* 2401 02:42:37,280 --> 02:42:38,780 Get out. Get the fuck out of here man. 2402 02:42:38,780 --> 02:42:39,780 *Bang* 2403 02:42:39,780 --> 02:42:39,780 *Bang* 2404 02:42:39,780 --> 02:42:40,280 *Bang* 2405 02:42:40,280 --> 02:42:40,780 Years ago. 2406 02:42:40,780 --> 02:42:41,780 *Bang* 2407 02:42:41,780 --> 02:42:43,780 Years ago, I was Chinese. 2408 02:42:43,780 --> 02:42:44,780 *Bang* 2409 02:42:44,780 --> 02:42:45,780 *Bang* 2410 02:42:45,780 --> 02:42:46,780 Slugworth, thank you very much. 2411 02:42:46,780 --> 02:42:50,780 Can you wish Keith the best of luck with the post-Colcannon flappers? 2412 02:42:50,780 --> 02:42:53,280 Great to see you back in the silent saddle. 2413 02:42:53,280 --> 02:42:56,280 Thank you very much for the tip there and all the best to Keith. 2414 02:42:56,280 --> 02:42:57,280 *Bang* 2415 02:42:57,280 --> 02:42:58,280 *Bang* 2416 02:42:58,280 --> 02:42:58,780 *Bang* 2417 02:42:58,780 --> 02:42:59,280 *Bang* 2418 02:42:59,280 --> 02:43:03,780 A cool- who- who must need a cool-canon-oscopy after all that mash, huh? 2419 02:43:03,780 --> 02:43:04,780 *Bang* 2420 02:43:04,780 --> 02:43:05,780 *Bang* 2421 02:43:05,780 --> 02:43:06,780 *Bang* 2422 02:43:06,780 --> 02:43:08,780 Hopefully not though. Hopefully not. 2423 02:43:08,780 --> 02:43:09,780 *Bang* 2424 02:43:09,780 --> 02:43:10,780 *Bang* 2425 02:43:10,780 --> 02:43:11,280 *Bang* 2426 02:43:11,280 --> 02:43:11,780 *Bang* 2427 02:43:11,780 --> 02:43:12,780 Nothing serious. 2428 02:43:12,780 --> 02:43:13,780 *Bang* 2429 02:43:13,780 --> 02:43:14,780 *Bang* 2430 02:43:14,780 --> 02:43:15,280 *Bang* 2431 02:43:15,280 --> 02:43:16,780 He just needs a shit. 2432 02:43:16,780 --> 02:43:17,780 *Bang* 2433 02:43:17,780 --> 02:43:18,780 *Bang* 2434 02:43:18,780 --> 02:43:19,780 *Bang* 2435 02:43:19,780 --> 02:43:21,780 He's not seriously ill or anything. 2436 02:43:21,780 --> 02:43:22,780 *Bang* 2437 02:43:22,780 --> 02:43:23,280 *Bang* 2438 02:43:23,280 --> 02:43:23,780 *Bang* 2439 02:43:23,780 --> 02:43:24,780 *Bang* 2440 02:43:24,780 --> 02:43:25,780 *Bang* 2441 02:43:25,780 --> 02:43:26,780 *Bang* 2442 02:43:26,780 --> 02:43:27,780 *Bang* 2443 02:43:27,780 --> 02:43:28,780 *Bang* 2444 02:43:28,780 --> 02:43:29,780 *Bang* 2445 02:43:29,780 --> 02:43:30,780 *Bang* 2446 02:43:30,780 --> 02:43:31,780 *Bang* 2447 02:43:31,780 --> 02:43:32,780 What the fuck is going on? 2448 02:43:32,780 --> 02:43:33,780 *Bang* 2449 02:43:33,780 --> 02:43:34,780 *Bang* 2450 02:43:34,780 --> 02:43:37,780 With this room in here. What was the point of that? There must be something- 2451 02:43:37,780 --> 02:43:39,780 Don't tell me I have to kill the fucker and then- 2452 02:43:39,780 --> 02:43:41,780 and then pick up some kind of... 2453 02:43:41,780 --> 02:43:42,780 I'm just gonna... 2454 02:43:42,780 --> 02:43:46,300 This is my new self-soothing method. 2455 02:43:47,360 --> 02:43:49,060 It's called just pull your fucking eyebrows. 2456 02:43:50,860 --> 02:43:52,620 Don't tell me I have to kill the cunt 2457 02:43:52,620 --> 02:43:55,420 and then pick something up out of his bowels or something. 2458 02:43:55,800 --> 02:43:59,200 Go fishing inside his fucking crack for a key or something. 2459 02:43:59,940 --> 02:44:03,180 Cunt swallowed a key inside a fucking load of coal cannon mash 2460 02:44:03,180 --> 02:44:06,500 and now I have to go fucking root canal in his arse for it 2461 02:44:06,500 --> 02:44:07,800 when he's dead. 2462 02:44:07,800 --> 02:44:12,640 Xanadu 2.0, thank you very much for the tip. 2463 02:44:18,220 --> 02:44:19,080 Ah, there's cunt. 2464 02:44:19,480 --> 02:44:21,120 I don't know what I expected, 2465 02:44:21,520 --> 02:44:23,340 but I was still surprised that he was there. 2466 02:44:23,600 --> 02:44:24,800 Maybe there's another door. 2467 02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:26,900 Maybe there... No, there isn't. 2468 02:44:27,280 --> 02:44:28,920 There isn't. Maybe there is, though. 2469 02:44:32,500 --> 02:44:35,500 Alright, I'm gonna save Scum and just take him down. 2470 02:44:35,500 --> 02:44:41,540 That's what I'm gonna do. 2471 02:44:41,980 --> 02:44:43,080 That's why we're here. 2472 02:44:43,360 --> 02:44:44,140 Let's get it done. 2473 02:44:49,620 --> 02:44:50,580 Where's the juice? 2474 02:44:52,460 --> 02:44:53,240 The OG. 2475 02:44:57,660 --> 02:44:58,140 Sleep. 2476 02:44:58,500 --> 02:44:59,960 Go to sleep, big man. 2477 02:45:00,680 --> 02:45:01,580 Go to sleep. 2478 02:45:05,200 --> 02:45:06,260 Yeah, you're fucked. 2479 02:45:06,360 --> 02:45:06,740 You're trapped. 2480 02:45:07,900 --> 02:45:08,360 I'm... 2481 02:45:08,360 --> 02:45:10,360 Spawn fucking him now. 2482 02:45:11,360 --> 02:45:14,360 Even though he's not respawning, but... 2483 02:45:14,360 --> 02:45:15,500 I've got him. 2484 02:45:15,500 --> 02:45:15,840 Oh. 2485 02:45:17,840 --> 02:45:18,600 Oh. 2486 02:45:19,300 --> 02:45:35,580 Oh, fuck. 2487 02:45:35,640 --> 02:45:36,360 She needs to reload. 2488 02:45:36,920 --> 02:45:38,380 To reload my piece. 2489 02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:40,260 My piece, I reload you. 2490 02:45:41,040 --> 02:45:41,760 Or do I? 2491 02:45:43,080 --> 02:45:45,080 He hasn't got pants on, I don't think. 2492 02:45:45,140 --> 02:45:47,960 I think he's just completely naked on the crack region. 2493 02:45:48,780 --> 02:45:51,640 And it probably stinks in that room. 2494 02:45:55,980 --> 02:45:57,300 I'm willing to wager. 2495 02:45:58,020 --> 02:45:59,580 It stinks in that room. 2496 02:45:59,800 --> 02:46:01,080 And he doesn't have... 2497 02:46:02,400 --> 02:46:05,000 He's got a saggy old arse at the back. 2498 02:46:05,060 --> 02:46:06,680 You can see it even without the light there. 2499 02:46:06,920 --> 02:46:07,320 Get up. 2500 02:46:08,080 --> 02:46:10,520 He can't do anything once he's fucked you. 2501 02:46:11,020 --> 02:46:12,880 He doesn't do anything to you when you're on the ground. 2502 02:46:29,400 --> 02:46:30,820 There we go. 2503 02:46:30,820 --> 02:46:31,420 He's gone now. 2504 02:46:31,540 --> 02:46:32,380 All is... 2505 02:46:32,380 --> 02:46:33,560 All is well now. 2506 02:46:33,600 --> 02:46:33,980 He's gone. 2507 02:46:35,100 --> 02:46:36,240 He's gone, Frank. 2508 02:46:36,300 --> 02:46:36,800 He's gone. 2509 02:46:36,900 --> 02:46:37,340 He's gone. 2510 02:46:37,440 --> 02:46:38,220 He's dead, Frank. 2511 02:46:38,320 --> 02:46:38,860 He's dead. 2512 02:46:41,200 --> 02:46:42,660 And what has that given us? 2513 02:46:42,740 --> 02:46:43,900 What was the point of that? 2514 02:46:44,200 --> 02:46:44,400 You know? 2515 02:46:45,080 --> 02:46:45,840 It was in here. 2516 02:46:46,740 --> 02:46:48,260 It was nothing for me in here. 2517 02:46:50,520 --> 02:46:52,700 Just a big waste of time, that was. 2518 02:46:52,760 --> 02:46:56,620 And now I'm just going to reload again to a time before that was. 2519 02:46:57,300 --> 02:46:59,700 Unless you have to kill him at some stage. 2520 02:47:02,940 --> 02:47:03,600 Fuck that. 2521 02:47:07,220 --> 02:47:08,420 Just going to load it there. 2522 02:47:08,520 --> 02:47:09,080 And that's that. 2523 02:47:09,120 --> 02:47:10,040 I'm not going to bother with that. 2524 02:47:23,440 --> 02:47:24,860 I'm not going to do 2.0. 2525 02:47:25,540 --> 02:47:26,420 In Montecito. 2526 02:47:27,320 --> 02:47:29,240 I haven't watched Neil in a long time. 2527 02:47:29,300 --> 02:47:30,520 Maybe a blast of Neil. 2528 02:47:31,440 --> 02:47:33,360 Just to put the wind in the fucking sails. 2529 02:47:33,480 --> 02:47:35,800 Dara, how the fuck are you? 2530 02:47:36,580 --> 02:47:39,220 Got any good Neil Oliver or Farage videos to catch up on? 2531 02:47:39,540 --> 02:47:47,140 I think with Farage, the juice was Farage at large. 2532 02:47:47,320 --> 02:47:51,940 Do you know when he went to regional pubs around the country? 2533 02:47:52,860 --> 02:47:55,360 And you had people fucking turning up. 2534 02:47:57,400 --> 02:48:00,120 Shouting stuff like, go on, Nige. 2535 02:48:00,180 --> 02:48:02,900 Burn him. 2536 02:48:02,900 --> 02:48:02,940 Burn him. 2537 02:48:03,300 --> 02:48:04,800 5th of November. 2538 02:48:05,940 --> 02:48:06,820 Burn him. 2539 02:48:07,960 --> 02:48:08,820 Stone him. 2540 02:48:09,920 --> 02:48:11,280 You had stuff like that going on. 2541 02:48:11,340 --> 02:48:18,200 But I think since he became a literal elected member of Parliament, he doesn't do those anymore. 2542 02:48:18,340 --> 02:48:20,580 Because he doesn't need to, you know. 2543 02:48:24,580 --> 02:48:26,620 He doesn't need to do that. 2544 02:48:26,660 --> 02:48:28,680 But I still think he does the... 2545 02:48:28,680 --> 02:48:30,980 He's still got a show on GB News, I think. 2546 02:48:32,140 --> 02:48:32,900 But some... 2547 02:48:34,040 --> 02:48:35,420 What else here? 2548 02:48:35,860 --> 02:48:36,360 What am I doing? 2549 02:48:36,520 --> 02:48:37,380 I fucking... 2550 02:48:37,380 --> 02:48:38,260 I picked up a health drink. 2551 02:48:38,320 --> 02:48:39,120 That's all I picked up. 2552 02:48:41,560 --> 02:48:43,900 But Neil has been... 2553 02:48:43,900 --> 02:48:46,640 They don't have him in studio anymore. 2554 02:48:47,200 --> 02:48:49,740 I think they've given him a green screen for his gaff. 2555 02:48:50,340 --> 02:48:52,760 And he does all his bits at home. 2556 02:48:55,420 --> 02:48:56,660 He's still fucking... 2557 02:48:58,480 --> 02:49:00,960 Giving the cabal what for. 2558 02:49:01,420 --> 02:49:03,220 Every week with his digital mindset. 2559 02:49:08,660 --> 02:49:09,660 Digital minds. 2560 02:49:10,860 --> 02:49:12,180 Digital mindscape. 2561 02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:18,600 It'd be great if he did some events. 2562 02:49:19,260 --> 02:49:21,060 And I'd try and get to them, you know. 2563 02:49:22,680 --> 02:49:23,640 Or get to one of them. 2564 02:49:26,700 --> 02:49:27,140 19! 2565 02:49:28,260 --> 02:49:29,920 Thank you very much, Matty, for that. 2566 02:49:30,080 --> 02:49:31,700 Someone called Bookshot a mall. 2567 02:49:31,800 --> 02:49:32,540 We need an audit. 2568 02:49:33,840 --> 02:49:35,760 Not just yet, but I tell you something. 2569 02:49:36,180 --> 02:49:38,640 It's gonna start kicking off fairly fucking soon, I'd say. 2570 02:49:39,900 --> 02:49:41,460 I just unlocked the door there. 2571 02:49:41,460 --> 02:49:42,820 There's no need to have done that. 2572 02:49:46,260 --> 02:49:47,340 Digital hands. 2573 02:49:48,360 --> 02:49:48,880 Digital... 2574 02:49:48,880 --> 02:49:50,960 Digital Jessup. 2575 02:49:51,960 --> 02:49:52,800 Lester Freeman. 2576 02:49:54,540 --> 02:49:56,860 Thank you very much, Lester Freeman. 2577 02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:03,560 Sweaty fists. 2578 02:50:03,920 --> 02:50:06,860 Might just have a little bit of a sweaty fist off there. 2579 02:50:07,500 --> 02:50:11,960 Just to give us a little bit more of a rambunctious bump in the polls. 2580 02:50:14,260 --> 02:50:15,700 What will we do there? 2581 02:50:18,180 --> 02:50:20,500 That's not the video we want. 2582 02:50:26,740 --> 02:50:28,300 Nick, thank you very much, Nick. 2583 02:50:30,960 --> 02:50:32,200 Hope you are good. 2584 02:50:33,020 --> 02:50:37,120 Let's just see if Neil can give us the blast we need. 2585 02:50:38,080 --> 02:50:41,400 Are we looking for a good short sharp blast? 2586 02:50:49,900 --> 02:50:51,540 They're sticking it to us. 2587 02:50:52,100 --> 02:50:53,040 Sticking it, Jerry. 2588 02:50:53,700 --> 02:50:54,320 Sticking it. 2589 02:50:55,780 --> 02:50:58,860 Thank you very much, there, Georgia Rose. 2590 02:51:02,160 --> 02:51:02,900 So that's... 2591 02:51:02,900 --> 02:51:03,940 He does his own channel. 2592 02:51:04,020 --> 02:51:05,040 That's his own stuff. 2593 02:51:05,160 --> 02:51:07,440 His hair's got longer and a little bit more greer. 2594 02:51:07,880 --> 02:51:09,220 That's happening to us all. 2595 02:51:11,420 --> 02:51:14,460 World War 3 and counting. 2596 02:51:15,740 --> 02:51:16,520 Look at this. 2597 02:51:16,520 --> 02:51:17,640 Some great thumbnails. 2598 02:51:18,100 --> 02:51:25,200 That needs to be up there on my little thumbnail collection that I'm going to start compiling for the beginning of the streams. 2599 02:51:25,200 --> 02:51:30,180 Where I've got some alarming and outrageous clickbait thumbnails. 2600 02:51:31,880 --> 02:51:32,800 And there we have... 2601 02:51:32,800 --> 02:51:34,740 I wonder who does the photoshops for them. 2602 02:51:34,800 --> 02:51:35,380 Is it him? 2603 02:51:36,040 --> 02:51:39,480 Does he do his own little photoshops as well? 2604 02:51:39,520 --> 02:51:43,000 And was that a PNG, transparent image of a bit of duct tape? 2605 02:51:43,620 --> 02:51:50,880 Or did he literally go to the shop and buy duct tape and then take a picture of himself with that on in his house? 2606 02:51:53,820 --> 02:51:54,600 We don't know. 2607 02:51:54,700 --> 02:51:56,000 But he's still banging on. 2608 02:51:56,460 --> 02:51:58,480 And I'm still banging on about it. 2609 02:51:59,160 --> 02:52:00,240 COVID-19. 2610 02:52:03,600 --> 02:52:06,020 And I'll keep banging on about it. 2611 02:52:07,600 --> 02:52:08,700 This is a war. 2612 02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:11,020 We're living in a war right now. 2613 02:52:15,660 --> 02:52:17,060 Where the fuck is Neil? 2614 02:52:19,540 --> 02:52:19,980 Playlists. 2615 02:52:19,980 --> 02:52:27,100 Who's that lad? 2616 02:52:27,180 --> 02:52:27,380 Look. 2617 02:52:27,660 --> 02:52:28,420 Look at this fella. 2618 02:52:31,840 --> 02:52:32,560 Who's he? 2619 02:52:36,720 --> 02:52:40,240 Looks a little bit Victor Lewis Smith-ish. 2620 02:52:41,140 --> 02:52:42,160 Is that his brother? 2621 02:52:42,900 --> 02:52:43,940 That's a barrister. 2622 02:52:45,060 --> 02:52:48,280 Let's just see what this guy sounds like. 2623 02:52:49,040 --> 02:52:49,720 I mean, come on. 2624 02:52:49,740 --> 02:52:50,140 You need to. 2625 02:52:50,160 --> 02:52:52,860 The jig is up with the hair dye scenario. 2626 02:52:53,000 --> 02:52:59,480 Because I'd say, like, dyeing your hair as a fella, it works maybe, you know, if you're just kind of. 2627 02:53:00,740 --> 02:53:02,360 Just slightly covering. 2628 02:53:02,560 --> 02:53:03,800 Not even covering upgrades. 2629 02:53:03,900 --> 02:53:07,980 But I don't think using a full bottle of fucking dye when you've got shoulder length hair. 2630 02:53:09,020 --> 02:53:09,620 You know. 2631 02:53:10,040 --> 02:53:11,000 It works. 2632 02:53:11,520 --> 02:53:12,680 I don't think it works. 2633 02:53:15,280 --> 02:53:16,840 But I mean, I'm not having a go. 2634 02:53:16,840 --> 02:53:18,440 I'm just saying it's not. 2635 02:53:18,660 --> 02:53:19,000 It's not. 2636 02:53:19,320 --> 02:53:20,860 It doesn't have the effect. 2637 02:53:22,860 --> 02:53:25,020 I can't even hear what's going on. 2638 02:53:29,940 --> 02:53:31,640 No audio there. 2639 02:53:31,640 --> 02:53:31,640 No audio there. 2640 02:53:32,360 --> 02:53:34,820 Application audio capture properties. 2641 02:53:39,060 --> 02:53:39,580 Window. 2642 02:53:40,680 --> 02:53:41,080 Oh no. 2643 02:53:41,600 --> 02:53:42,080 Turn that off. 2644 02:53:42,320 --> 02:53:42,720 Turn that. 2645 02:53:42,960 --> 02:53:43,660 Turn that off. 2646 02:53:43,780 --> 02:53:44,160 Internet. 2647 02:53:45,000 --> 02:53:46,300 Application audio too. 2648 02:53:51,720 --> 02:53:52,880 Sorry about this, lads. 2649 02:53:52,960 --> 02:53:53,600 Sorry about this. 2650 02:53:53,700 --> 02:53:59,500 This is just me not really having my fucking shit ready for the situation room. 2651 02:53:59,720 --> 02:54:03,260 News on the situation room there, guys. 2652 02:54:03,320 --> 02:54:03,800 Hot news. 2653 02:54:06,740 --> 02:54:07,520 And one more. 2654 02:54:08,240 --> 02:54:10,840 I ordered a dummy for the situation room. 2655 02:54:11,200 --> 02:54:13,600 The situation room isn't ready yet. 2656 02:54:13,600 --> 02:54:18,520 And I want to also apologize to everybody for thinking I was going to have this set up and ready now. 2657 02:54:19,180 --> 02:54:19,620 What is it? 2658 02:54:19,640 --> 02:54:20,680 The 4th of December. 2659 02:54:21,220 --> 02:54:26,020 I said back on the 8th of October that I was going to get that sorted out. 2660 02:54:26,300 --> 02:54:27,520 And it's only happened now. 2661 02:54:27,940 --> 02:54:31,500 But the dummy is on the way. 2662 02:54:32,940 --> 02:54:34,280 The dummy is on the way. 2663 02:54:34,340 --> 02:54:36,980 It's in the post as we speak. 2664 02:54:38,140 --> 02:54:40,020 It's been sent over from Germany. 2665 02:54:40,960 --> 02:54:44,380 It costs 34 euro in the Black Friday sale. 2666 02:54:44,900 --> 02:54:48,800 And it's due to be delivered on Wednesday. 2667 02:54:49,540 --> 02:54:50,620 I think it's a Wednesday. 2668 02:54:50,620 --> 02:54:53,760 The 13th of December. 2669 02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:54,840 It's a German dummy. 2670 02:54:55,240 --> 02:54:57,040 But I don't think it's nationality specific. 2671 02:54:57,240 --> 02:55:00,660 I don't think when you hit it that it says anything or does anything. 2672 02:55:01,520 --> 02:55:03,960 But it's going to fucking work out. 2673 02:55:04,340 --> 02:55:05,520 It's a grapple dummy. 2674 02:55:06,140 --> 02:55:10,200 And I think it comes in a shape of like it's ready to grapple on the floor. 2675 02:55:11,080 --> 02:55:15,320 I'm hoping that you can make it fucking stand up as well. 2676 02:55:16,040 --> 02:55:21,840 But I mean I was going to wait and just do it as a surprise on the 13th. 2677 02:55:22,000 --> 02:55:23,940 But I just thought it would be nice. 2678 02:55:24,180 --> 02:55:26,860 I want to be able to stream before then you know. 2679 02:55:27,500 --> 02:55:30,240 But I don't want people to be going. 2680 02:55:30,460 --> 02:55:31,500 Okay where's the fucking dummy. 2681 02:55:33,500 --> 02:55:37,540 So I'm just cutting it off now with the past and saying holding the hands up lads. 2682 02:55:37,680 --> 02:55:39,460 I didn't have the dummy sword last month. 2683 02:55:39,680 --> 02:55:41,540 Or whenever the fuck else I started streaming. 2684 02:55:42,260 --> 02:55:43,280 But it's on the way. 2685 02:55:43,380 --> 02:55:44,100 It's in the post. 2686 02:55:44,280 --> 02:55:44,720 And it's. 2687 02:55:45,240 --> 02:55:46,920 Who knows what that's going to bring. 2688 02:55:47,260 --> 02:55:49,940 You know that could increase the stream by 10 or 11. 2689 02:55:51,520 --> 02:55:53,940 You know I don't even know what metric we're dealing with there. 2690 02:55:54,120 --> 02:55:56,240 But it's going to be fucking dummy tastic as well. 2691 02:55:57,680 --> 02:55:58,220 You know. 2692 02:55:58,400 --> 02:55:59,480 A situation room. 2693 02:56:01,380 --> 02:56:02,580 Spectacle to say the least. 2694 02:56:02,760 --> 02:56:04,240 And I'm actually looking at it. 2695 02:56:04,600 --> 02:56:05,940 Forward to it in two ways. 2696 02:56:06,100 --> 02:56:06,360 One. 2697 02:56:06,860 --> 02:56:08,000 That it will be a spectacle. 2698 02:56:08,760 --> 02:56:09,000 Two. 2699 02:56:09,960 --> 02:56:13,780 I might even get a little bit of a fucking workout going with the dummy as well. 2700 02:56:14,360 --> 02:56:15,080 And three. 2701 02:56:15,420 --> 02:56:17,400 Maybe that's a stream in and of itself. 2702 02:56:18,000 --> 02:56:18,280 Me. 2703 02:56:18,660 --> 02:56:19,260 Getting fit. 2704 02:56:19,520 --> 02:56:20,460 Fighting back again. 2705 02:56:20,600 --> 02:56:21,020 Getting fit. 2706 02:56:21,100 --> 02:56:21,960 And literally fighting back. 2707 02:56:22,040 --> 02:56:22,600 Fighting the dummy. 2708 02:56:23,320 --> 02:56:25,640 And just having a roll around with the dummy on the floor. 2709 02:56:26,620 --> 02:56:28,100 And seeing how that goes. 2710 02:56:28,160 --> 02:56:29,660 That could be a stream in and of itself. 2711 02:56:30,980 --> 02:56:31,500 I could do. 2712 02:56:31,720 --> 02:56:32,180 Keep you up. 2713 02:56:32,220 --> 02:56:33,400 He's in the box. 2714 02:56:33,700 --> 02:56:35,420 Like next to the fucking dummy. 2715 02:56:35,660 --> 02:56:38,620 And just see if he's going to say anything or do anything back. 2716 02:56:38,880 --> 02:56:40,040 Maybe even try and play. 2717 02:56:41,480 --> 02:56:42,340 Soccer with him. 2718 02:56:42,880 --> 02:56:44,000 Or even do a few. 2719 02:56:44,000 --> 02:56:45,860 GA hand passes. 2720 02:56:46,480 --> 02:56:47,420 Against his head. 2721 02:56:48,520 --> 02:56:49,360 Let's just see. 2722 02:56:49,760 --> 02:56:50,360 Let's just see. 2723 02:56:53,380 --> 02:56:53,920 He's on. 2724 02:56:54,020 --> 02:56:55,000 He's in the post. 2725 02:56:55,100 --> 02:56:55,840 That's the main thing. 2726 02:56:55,940 --> 02:56:57,080 What I wanted to channel was. 2727 02:56:57,140 --> 02:56:57,840 He's in the post. 2728 02:56:59,000 --> 02:57:00,000 Application audio. 2729 02:57:00,220 --> 02:57:02,180 Put that back onto the fucking thing. 2730 02:57:02,300 --> 02:57:03,020 We've got that onto. 2731 02:57:03,820 --> 02:57:05,780 The UN is looking dodgier every day. 2732 02:57:05,960 --> 02:57:07,900 Barrister slams the court. 2733 02:57:08,280 --> 02:57:09,240 Now here we go again. 2734 02:57:09,300 --> 02:57:09,840 A dramatic. 2735 02:57:10,480 --> 02:57:11,680 Don't know who this guy is. 2736 02:57:11,800 --> 02:57:13,100 This fellow who's talking. 2737 02:57:13,100 --> 02:57:14,100 Well. 2738 02:57:14,100 --> 02:57:14,660 Well. 2739 02:57:14,940 --> 02:57:17,320 I think that probably is the most important question. 2740 02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:18,500 With plan B. 2741 02:57:18,940 --> 02:57:19,100 Because. 2742 02:57:19,820 --> 02:57:20,600 It's not. 2743 02:57:20,820 --> 02:57:22,520 There is nothing compelling you. 2744 02:57:23,020 --> 02:57:23,040 To. 2745 02:57:23,760 --> 02:57:24,880 It is no Neil. 2746 02:57:25,000 --> 02:57:26,000 That's for sure. 2747 02:57:26,400 --> 02:57:29,040 But you wouldn't catch Neil doing that with his hair. 2748 02:57:29,180 --> 02:57:31,040 Neil is not ashamed of. 2749 02:57:31,740 --> 02:57:32,720 Of time. 2750 02:57:33,100 --> 02:57:33,380 Do you know. 2751 02:57:34,040 --> 02:57:35,320 I don't want to be fucking. 2752 02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:35,400 I don't want to be fucking. 2753 02:57:36,360 --> 02:57:38,060 Blowing smoke up Neil's ass. 2754 02:57:38,760 --> 02:57:39,080 You know. 2755 02:57:40,280 --> 02:57:41,100 But at least. 2756 02:57:41,260 --> 02:57:42,980 Neil knows where he fucking stands. 2757 02:57:43,720 --> 02:57:45,060 In the digital realm. 2758 02:57:48,880 --> 02:57:49,740 But I mean. 2759 02:57:49,820 --> 02:57:51,160 Then it works on women then. 2760 02:57:51,240 --> 02:57:51,780 The dyed hair. 2761 02:57:51,880 --> 02:57:52,400 Like I mean. 2762 02:57:52,880 --> 02:57:53,920 But not on men. 2763 02:57:54,540 --> 02:57:54,880 You know. 2764 02:57:55,560 --> 02:57:57,180 Maybe that's just so used to it. 2765 02:57:57,180 --> 02:57:58,220 Seeing women dye their hair. 2766 02:57:58,340 --> 02:57:58,540 That it. 2767 02:57:58,900 --> 02:57:59,940 It's alright then. 2768 02:58:00,880 --> 02:58:01,980 Where the fuck is Neil? 2769 02:58:02,020 --> 02:58:03,040 I clicked on his link. 2770 02:58:03,300 --> 02:58:03,900 And it's just. 2771 02:58:04,060 --> 02:58:05,680 Sent me to a GB News. 2772 02:58:07,480 --> 02:58:08,520 Pipe of news. 2773 02:58:09,520 --> 02:58:10,540 Let's do this one. 2774 02:58:11,600 --> 02:58:11,960 I want the. 2775 02:58:12,040 --> 02:58:13,040 The most recent one. 2776 02:58:13,660 --> 02:58:14,180 Shocking. 2777 02:58:14,460 --> 02:58:17,000 New UN move to censor free speech. 2778 02:58:17,500 --> 02:58:18,020 Exposed. 2779 02:58:20,660 --> 02:58:22,200 As far as I can see. 2780 02:58:22,540 --> 02:58:24,820 The would be tyrants have nothing left. 2781 02:58:25,040 --> 02:58:25,720 But censorship. 2782 02:58:26,280 --> 02:58:27,460 And by God. 2783 02:58:27,820 --> 02:58:29,180 They're going hell for leather now. 2784 02:58:29,260 --> 02:58:29,980 To shut us up. 2785 02:58:30,120 --> 02:58:31,300 About anything and everything. 2786 02:58:32,160 --> 02:58:33,680 Millions of people are sharing. 2787 02:58:33,860 --> 02:58:34,900 And spreading the truth. 2788 02:58:35,660 --> 02:58:35,960 And those. 2789 02:58:35,960 --> 02:58:36,400 Would be. 2790 02:58:36,400 --> 02:58:37,520 Determined to control us. 2791 02:58:37,600 --> 02:58:38,520 Or just to be rid of us. 2792 02:58:38,900 --> 02:58:39,620 Know the truth. 2793 02:58:39,900 --> 02:58:41,040 Is their kryptonite. 2794 02:58:42,020 --> 02:58:42,940 Pushing as hard as. 2795 02:58:43,260 --> 02:58:43,640 Push. 2796 02:58:43,860 --> 02:58:44,580 The truth. 2797 02:58:45,180 --> 02:58:46,120 Is out there. 2798 02:58:46,780 --> 02:58:47,440 X-Files. 2799 02:58:47,920 --> 02:58:48,940 Malta and Scully. 2800 02:58:49,360 --> 02:58:49,960 Remember that? 2801 02:58:50,360 --> 02:58:50,660 Yeah. 2802 02:58:51,040 --> 02:58:52,360 We're living in the X-Files. 2803 02:58:52,580 --> 02:58:52,900 Anyone. 2804 02:58:53,220 --> 02:58:54,760 Towards the sound of silence. 2805 02:58:54,900 --> 02:58:55,960 The silence of the people. 2806 02:58:56,320 --> 02:58:57,400 Are the United Nations. 2807 02:58:57,520 --> 02:58:58,060 The UN. 2808 02:58:59,080 --> 02:59:00,500 Almost the last act. 2809 02:59:00,640 --> 02:59:01,240 Of the latest. 2810 02:59:01,460 --> 02:59:02,900 G20 Leaders Summit. 2811 02:59:03,020 --> 02:59:03,720 In Rio de Janeiro. 2812 02:59:03,860 --> 02:59:04,260 In Brazil. 2813 02:59:04,380 --> 02:59:05,120 He's reading. 2814 02:59:05,220 --> 02:59:05,640 Look at his. 2815 02:59:05,640 --> 02:59:06,540 He's just reading. 2816 02:59:06,660 --> 02:59:07,460 Up a fucking script. 2817 02:59:07,600 --> 02:59:08,000 On the computer. 2818 02:59:08,120 --> 02:59:08,560 At least when he was. 2819 02:59:08,560 --> 02:59:09,060 In the studio. 2820 02:59:09,220 --> 02:59:09,500 It was. 2821 02:59:10,020 --> 02:59:10,420 Auto-cue. 2822 02:59:11,340 --> 02:59:12,260 And it looked. 2823 02:59:12,340 --> 02:59:12,780 Kind of. 2824 02:59:12,880 --> 02:59:13,700 Semi-legitimate. 2825 02:59:13,820 --> 02:59:14,200 That he was. 2826 02:59:14,640 --> 02:59:14,960 He was. 2827 02:59:15,080 --> 02:59:16,240 His piercing eyes. 2828 02:59:16,340 --> 02:59:17,400 Were fucking gazing. 2829 02:59:17,400 --> 02:59:18,300 Into your soul. 2830 02:59:19,100 --> 02:59:19,980 The soothsayer. 2831 02:59:21,560 --> 02:59:21,960 Caledonian. 2832 02:59:22,220 --> 02:59:22,700 Soothsayer. 2833 02:59:22,700 --> 02:59:23,420 Of the truth. 2834 02:59:23,680 --> 02:59:38,220 This week. 2835 02:59:38,220 --> 02:59:39,180 There's no passion. 2836 02:59:39,180 --> 02:59:39,520 And there's no passion in it. 2837 02:59:39,520 --> 02:59:41,020 I think the intonation. 2838 02:59:41,020 --> 02:59:41,900 On pot calling. 2839 02:59:41,900 --> 02:59:42,800 Kettle black. 2840 02:59:43,440 --> 02:59:44,540 Was misjudged. 2841 02:59:44,800 --> 02:59:45,940 And he should have delivered that. 2842 02:59:46,040 --> 02:59:47,260 With a little bit more spice. 2843 02:59:47,420 --> 02:59:47,820 But it's. 2844 02:59:47,820 --> 02:59:49,500 Just like he is reading the text. 2845 02:59:49,940 --> 02:59:50,760 Off his notepad. 2846 02:59:50,820 --> 02:59:51,340 His documents. 2847 02:59:51,720 --> 02:59:52,220 This one. 2848 02:59:52,320 --> 02:59:53,120 To crack down. 2849 02:59:53,180 --> 02:59:53,960 On what they call. 2850 02:59:54,100 --> 02:59:54,800 Climate change. 2851 02:59:54,880 --> 02:59:55,480 Disinformation. 2852 02:59:56,260 --> 02:59:57,420 Talk about the pot calling. 2853 02:59:57,420 --> 02:59:58,360 The kettle black. 2854 02:59:58,860 --> 03:00:00,860 Not one of their doomsday predictions. 2855 03:00:01,000 --> 03:00:02,080 About sea levels. 2856 03:00:02,560 --> 03:00:03,360 And glaciers. 2857 03:00:03,560 --> 03:00:04,840 And ice free poles. 2858 03:00:04,840 --> 03:00:05,900 And polar bears. 2859 03:00:06,020 --> 03:00:06,940 None of it has happened. 2860 03:00:07,220 --> 03:00:08,800 When were they on about polar bears. 2861 03:00:09,420 --> 03:00:11,040 In the climate situation. 2862 03:00:11,980 --> 03:00:13,780 You have to really be au fait. 2863 03:00:13,900 --> 03:00:15,160 With all the climate stuff. 2864 03:00:15,240 --> 03:00:16,360 And the climate denier. 2865 03:00:18,860 --> 03:00:19,340 Shite. 2866 03:00:19,480 --> 03:00:20,400 That's being talked about. 2867 03:00:20,500 --> 03:00:21,260 To really understand. 2868 03:00:21,340 --> 03:00:21,940 What he's on about. 2869 03:00:22,040 --> 03:00:23,000 Because I don't know. 2870 03:00:23,100 --> 03:00:24,260 When he says polar bears. 2871 03:00:24,380 --> 03:00:25,220 What that means. 2872 03:00:25,980 --> 03:00:27,040 Just as a for instance. 2873 03:00:27,400 --> 03:00:28,360 The Daily Skeptic. 2874 03:00:28,680 --> 03:00:29,620 Reported this week. 2875 03:00:29,620 --> 03:00:30,840 That well known. 2876 03:00:32,100 --> 03:00:33,240 Paper of record. 2877 03:00:33,400 --> 03:00:34,300 The Daily Skeptic. 2878 03:00:34,300 --> 03:00:35,960 That Greenland. 2879 03:00:36,000 --> 03:00:37,200 Has been getting colder. 2880 03:00:37,580 --> 03:00:38,980 For the last 20 years. 2881 03:00:40,000 --> 03:00:40,560 And remember. 2882 03:00:40,980 --> 03:00:41,600 If the tyrants. 2883 03:00:41,840 --> 03:00:43,560 Describe something as global. 2884 03:00:44,180 --> 03:00:45,220 A global crisis. 2885 03:00:45,400 --> 03:00:46,960 Requiring a global solution. 2886 03:00:47,500 --> 03:00:48,700 And if part of their solution. 2887 03:00:48,880 --> 03:00:50,480 Demands silencing dissent. 2888 03:00:50,960 --> 03:00:51,380 Then whatever. 2889 03:00:51,760 --> 03:00:52,600 Tim Reedy. 2890 03:00:53,920 --> 03:00:55,640 Thank you very much. 2891 03:00:55,960 --> 03:00:57,900 Wasn't a great performance from me. 2892 03:00:59,480 --> 03:01:00,480 Thank you very much. 2893 03:01:00,480 --> 03:01:00,480 Thank you very much. 2894 03:01:00,480 --> 03:01:06,040 Welcome to the stream. 2895 03:01:06,740 --> 03:01:07,840 I'm Alan Hanson. 2896 03:01:08,400 --> 03:01:08,900 And tonight. 2897 03:01:09,180 --> 03:01:10,140 Is your lucky night. 2898 03:01:10,640 --> 03:01:11,960 Let's fucking go for it. 2899 03:01:12,020 --> 03:01:13,200 The old thing's up for grabs. 2900 03:01:13,580 --> 03:01:14,500 Whatever it is. 2901 03:01:14,640 --> 03:01:15,660 Is a scam. 2902 03:01:15,820 --> 03:01:16,580 And a fraud. 2903 03:01:17,380 --> 03:01:17,700 Anyway. 2904 03:01:17,900 --> 03:01:18,940 If it's disinformation. 2905 03:01:18,940 --> 03:01:20,140 About climate change. 2906 03:01:20,180 --> 03:01:20,420 You want. 2907 03:01:20,560 --> 03:01:21,120 Then the UN. 2908 03:01:21,600 --> 03:01:22,340 Is the font. 2909 03:01:22,420 --> 03:01:23,280 Of all nonsense. 2910 03:01:23,740 --> 03:01:25,580 The latest brain fart. 2911 03:01:26,000 --> 03:01:26,460 A so called. 2912 03:01:26,820 --> 03:01:27,660 Global initiative. 2913 03:01:27,960 --> 03:01:28,000 For. 2914 03:01:28,180 --> 03:01:30,400 He loves his excretions. 2915 03:01:30,580 --> 03:01:31,620 And his smells. 2916 03:01:32,100 --> 03:01:32,520 And his. 2917 03:01:32,680 --> 03:01:34,080 He loves sweaty stuff. 2918 03:01:34,400 --> 03:01:36,080 He loves going on about belches. 2919 03:01:36,440 --> 03:01:37,620 And farts and stuff. 2920 03:01:37,720 --> 03:01:38,000 He's. 2921 03:01:38,760 --> 03:01:39,200 Fucking. 2922 03:01:40,740 --> 03:01:41,520 Bizarre man. 2923 03:01:41,660 --> 03:01:42,300 Information. 2924 03:01:42,520 --> 03:01:43,100 Integrity. 2925 03:01:43,160 --> 03:01:44,180 On climate change. 2926 03:01:44,580 --> 03:01:45,620 Is only a symptom. 2927 03:01:46,040 --> 03:01:46,560 A last. 2928 03:01:46,880 --> 03:01:48,020 Desperate gasp. 2929 03:01:48,020 --> 03:01:48,700 From those. 2930 03:01:48,900 --> 03:01:49,480 Who would control. 2931 03:01:49,620 --> 03:01:50,320 Every aspect. 2932 03:01:50,440 --> 03:01:51,000 Of our lives. 2933 03:01:51,480 --> 03:01:52,480 To stop more of the truth. 2934 03:01:52,640 --> 03:01:53,100 Coming out. 2935 03:01:53,640 --> 03:01:54,240 And so the UN. 2936 03:01:54,580 --> 03:01:55,700 Like the rest of them. 2937 03:01:55,920 --> 03:01:56,420 Have decided. 2938 03:01:56,540 --> 03:01:57,720 There's nothing else for it. 2939 03:01:57,780 --> 03:01:58,360 But literally. 2940 03:01:58,580 --> 03:02:00,000 To stop us sharing facts. 2941 03:02:00,260 --> 03:02:00,840 And truth. 2942 03:02:01,420 --> 03:02:01,900 Farts. 2943 03:02:02,000 --> 03:02:02,540 So in Rio. 2944 03:02:03,000 --> 03:02:03,560 They announced. 2945 03:02:03,800 --> 03:02:04,360 A collaboration. 2946 03:02:04,720 --> 03:02:05,820 Between the United Nations. 2947 03:02:06,020 --> 03:02:06,500 UNESCO. 2948 03:02:06,720 --> 03:02:07,000 And the government. 2949 03:02:07,000 --> 03:02:07,960 Look we just. 2950 03:02:08,840 --> 03:02:10,580 Appreciate this little situation. 2951 03:02:10,580 --> 03:02:11,240 Here as well. 2952 03:02:11,340 --> 03:02:12,080 Because he's been. 2953 03:02:12,360 --> 03:02:12,540 De. 2954 03:02:12,700 --> 03:02:13,380 What is it. 2955 03:02:13,440 --> 03:02:13,700 Fucking. 2956 03:02:14,260 --> 03:02:16,120 Relegated from studio work now. 2957 03:02:16,240 --> 03:02:17,540 To doing his own one. 2958 03:02:17,640 --> 03:02:18,240 In his gaff. 2959 03:02:18,680 --> 03:02:19,060 Which is. 2960 03:02:19,240 --> 03:02:20,020 That's no value. 2961 03:02:20,120 --> 03:02:20,800 Because he's doing them. 2962 03:02:20,880 --> 03:02:21,580 On his own channel. 2963 03:02:22,180 --> 03:02:22,600 But then. 2964 03:02:22,660 --> 03:02:23,880 GB News. 2965 03:02:24,440 --> 03:02:25,780 Have put this little bug. 2966 03:02:25,840 --> 03:02:27,080 At the top left hand corner. 2967 03:02:27,240 --> 03:02:28,200 Like it's a Netflix. 2968 03:02:28,720 --> 03:02:29,200 Original. 2969 03:02:29,680 --> 03:02:30,160 It's called. 2970 03:02:30,840 --> 03:02:32,220 Time for a GB News. 2971 03:02:32,280 --> 03:02:33,200 Original guys. 2972 03:02:33,860 --> 03:02:34,580 Sit down. 2973 03:02:34,660 --> 03:02:35,740 And strap yourselves in. 2974 03:02:35,820 --> 03:02:36,260 For a fucking. 2975 03:02:36,800 --> 03:02:38,200 A real hot slice. 2976 03:02:40,200 --> 03:02:41,200 Of Netflix. 2977 03:02:41,200 --> 03:02:42,200 Original magic. 2978 03:02:42,640 --> 03:02:43,720 Government of Brazil. 2979 03:02:43,920 --> 03:02:44,240 Quote. 2980 03:02:44,640 --> 03:02:45,860 The global initiative. 2981 03:02:45,860 --> 03:02:45,860 The global initiative. 2982 03:02:45,860 --> 03:02:47,800 For information integrity. 2983 03:02:47,800 --> 03:02:49,120 On climate change. 2984 03:02:49,760 --> 03:02:50,300 It's an attempt. 2985 03:02:50,480 --> 03:02:51,240 They told each other. 2986 03:02:51,400 --> 03:02:52,240 To address. 2987 03:02:52,240 --> 03:02:53,680 Disinformation campaigns. 2988 03:02:53,680 --> 03:02:54,520 That are delaying. 2989 03:02:54,640 --> 03:02:55,440 And derailing. 2990 03:02:55,840 --> 03:02:56,700 Climate action. 2991 03:02:57,340 --> 03:02:58,100 By which is meant. 2992 03:02:58,440 --> 03:02:58,720 People. 2993 03:02:58,980 --> 03:02:59,220 Knowing. 2994 03:02:59,380 --> 03:02:59,740 And sharing. 2995 03:02:59,860 --> 03:03:00,120 The fact. 2996 03:03:00,200 --> 03:03:01,820 There is no climate crisis. 2997 03:03:02,200 --> 03:03:03,200 Are getting in the way. 2998 03:03:03,260 --> 03:03:04,020 Of scams. 2999 03:03:04,380 --> 03:03:04,900 Designed. 3000 03:03:05,020 --> 03:03:05,620 To make people. 3001 03:03:05,740 --> 03:03:06,080 Cold. 3002 03:03:06,300 --> 03:03:06,660 Hungry. 3003 03:03:06,980 --> 03:03:07,280 Poor. 3004 03:03:07,600 --> 03:03:08,080 And so. 3005 03:03:08,240 --> 03:03:09,100 Utterly dependent. 3006 03:03:09,280 --> 03:03:10,760 On centralised authority. 3007 03:03:11,620 --> 03:03:11,860 Quote. 3008 03:03:12,020 --> 03:03:12,620 The initiative. 3009 03:03:12,760 --> 03:03:13,320 Responds. 3010 03:03:13,540 --> 03:03:14,080 To the commitment. 3011 03:03:14,260 --> 03:03:15,020 In the global. 3012 03:03:15,400 --> 03:03:16,300 Digital compact. 3013 03:03:16,480 --> 03:03:17,620 It's sad. 3014 03:03:17,800 --> 03:03:18,760 Because he's got a lot. 3015 03:03:18,900 --> 03:03:19,960 He's got a lot going. 3016 03:03:20,300 --> 03:03:20,540 For him. 3017 03:03:20,600 --> 03:03:21,080 In his delivery. 3018 03:03:21,200 --> 03:03:23,340 It's why I like to watch the videos. 3019 03:03:23,460 --> 03:03:23,800 But I mean. 3020 03:03:24,320 --> 03:03:25,000 It's rubbish. 3021 03:03:25,000 --> 03:03:25,740 When he's fucking. 3022 03:03:26,100 --> 03:03:27,420 Reading off the text page. 3023 03:03:27,500 --> 03:03:27,780 Because. 3024 03:03:28,240 --> 03:03:29,420 It's the GBN original. 3025 03:03:29,540 --> 03:03:30,120 For fuck's sake. 3026 03:03:30,540 --> 03:03:31,520 There needs to be some. 3027 03:03:31,960 --> 03:03:33,420 Element of this delivery. 3028 03:03:33,580 --> 03:03:33,840 That is. 3029 03:03:34,440 --> 03:03:35,560 It sets it aside. 3030 03:03:35,560 --> 03:03:36,240 From the. 3031 03:03:36,320 --> 03:03:37,240 The slew of. 3032 03:03:37,240 --> 03:03:38,980 GB News content. 3033 03:03:39,220 --> 03:03:40,180 That is already out there. 3034 03:03:40,260 --> 03:03:41,740 And it's not delivering at all. 3035 03:03:42,020 --> 03:03:42,620 Like this is. 3036 03:03:42,860 --> 03:03:43,960 Two out of five stars. 3037 03:03:44,140 --> 03:03:44,600 So far. 3038 03:03:45,820 --> 03:03:46,300 Adopted. 3039 03:03:46,420 --> 03:03:47,520 By the United Nations. 3040 03:03:47,720 --> 03:03:48,080 Members. 3041 03:03:48,240 --> 03:03:48,580 States. 3042 03:03:48,860 --> 03:03:49,400 At the summit. 3043 03:03:49,480 --> 03:03:50,000 Of the future. 3044 03:03:50,180 --> 03:03:50,760 In September. 3045 03:03:51,400 --> 03:03:51,800 2024. 3046 03:03:52,560 --> 03:03:53,040 Remember. 3047 03:03:53,200 --> 03:03:53,480 The summit. 3048 03:03:53,560 --> 03:03:54,020 For the future. 3049 03:03:54,260 --> 03:03:54,940 And the pact. 3050 03:03:55,000 --> 03:03:55,520 For the future. 3051 03:03:56,060 --> 03:03:57,080 That's what they came up with. 3052 03:03:57,200 --> 03:03:58,320 When the pesky people. 3053 03:03:58,720 --> 03:03:59,160 Rumbled. 3054 03:03:59,540 --> 03:04:00,060 The world. 3055 03:04:00,220 --> 03:04:00,500 Health. 3056 03:04:01,000 --> 03:04:01,400 Organisations. 3057 03:04:01,580 --> 03:04:02,000 Attempt. 3058 03:04:02,120 --> 03:04:02,940 To assume power. 3059 03:04:02,940 --> 03:04:04,340 Over all member states. 3060 03:04:04,340 --> 03:04:05,200 In the event. 3061 03:04:05,300 --> 03:04:05,800 Of the next. 3062 03:04:06,180 --> 03:04:06,660 Scandemic. 3063 03:04:06,660 --> 03:04:07,960 So the UN. 3064 03:04:07,960 --> 03:04:08,760 Picked up. 3065 03:04:08,840 --> 03:04:09,820 The soggy remains. 3066 03:04:09,820 --> 03:04:10,880 Of that power grab. 3067 03:04:11,100 --> 03:04:12,320 And turned it into the pact. 3068 03:04:12,320 --> 03:04:13,200 For the future instead. 3069 03:04:13,720 --> 03:04:15,480 Same impertinent power grab. 3070 03:04:15,640 --> 03:04:16,640 In a different wrapper. 3071 03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:17,960 But I digress. 3072 03:04:17,960 --> 03:04:18,740 Back in Rio. 3073 03:04:19,040 --> 03:04:20,100 They were telling each other. 3074 03:04:20,180 --> 03:04:20,500 The pact. 3075 03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:22,540 Encourages UN entities. 3076 03:04:22,540 --> 03:04:23,540 In collaboration. 3077 03:04:23,540 --> 03:04:24,600 With government. 3078 03:04:24,600 --> 03:04:25,960 And relevant stakeholders. 3079 03:04:26,400 --> 03:04:27,560 To assess the impact. 3080 03:04:27,560 --> 03:04:29,660 Of mis- and dis-information. 3081 03:04:29,660 --> 03:04:30,820 On the achievement. 3082 03:04:30,820 --> 03:04:33,380 Of the sustainable development goals. 3083 03:04:34,380 --> 03:04:35,360 Everywhere you look. 3084 03:04:35,500 --> 03:04:36,880 There's a petty dictator. 3085 03:04:36,880 --> 03:04:37,980 Putting his hand. 3086 03:04:38,060 --> 03:04:38,700 Over the mouths. 3087 03:04:38,700 --> 03:04:39,540 Of free people. 3088 03:04:39,880 --> 03:04:40,760 Smothering the truth. 3089 03:04:41,260 --> 03:04:43,000 Everywhere you look. 3090 03:04:43,380 --> 03:04:45,620 There's always a petty dictator. 3091 03:04:45,620 --> 03:04:47,360 Smothering the mouth of people. 3092 03:04:47,640 --> 03:04:49,300 Everywhere you look. 3093 03:04:50,340 --> 03:04:52,640 There's always a petty dictator. 3094 03:04:52,640 --> 03:04:52,740 dictator. 3095 03:04:53,520 --> 03:04:54,540 Everywhere you look. 3096 03:04:54,700 --> 03:04:55,840 There's a petty dictator. 3097 03:04:55,840 --> 03:04:56,900 A petty dictator. 3098 03:04:57,580 --> 03:04:58,260 Dictator. 3099 03:04:58,540 --> 03:04:59,420 With you. 3100 03:04:59,820 --> 03:05:00,060 A dictator. 3101 03:05:00,280 --> 03:05:01,080 Putting his hand. 3102 03:05:01,160 --> 03:05:02,640 Over the mouths of free people. 3103 03:05:02,980 --> 03:05:03,860 Smothering the truth. 3104 03:05:04,180 --> 03:05:05,020 In a stoop. 3105 03:05:08,160 --> 03:05:08,980 That's what we're. 3106 03:05:09,060 --> 03:05:11,100 That's what the mind is conjuring up. 3107 03:05:11,160 --> 03:05:12,120 When you hear the words. 3108 03:05:12,640 --> 03:05:13,480 We get for a moment. 3109 03:05:13,480 --> 03:05:14,840 On this freeze frame there. 3110 03:05:15,280 --> 03:05:16,040 One moment. 3111 03:05:16,040 --> 03:05:17,420 Where it really does look like. 3112 03:05:17,420 --> 03:05:18,140 He's talking to us. 3113 03:05:18,220 --> 03:05:19,300 But it won't be for long. 3114 03:05:19,380 --> 03:05:20,180 I'll press play again. 3115 03:05:20,260 --> 03:05:21,300 He'll go back to reading. 3116 03:05:21,340 --> 03:05:21,740 The fucking. 3117 03:05:22,420 --> 03:05:23,180 Thing he's reading. 3118 03:05:23,340 --> 03:05:23,660 Australia. 3119 03:05:23,980 --> 03:05:24,880 Communications Minister. 3120 03:05:24,960 --> 03:05:26,160 Michelle Rowland. 3121 03:05:26,360 --> 03:05:26,980 And her cronies. 3122 03:05:27,280 --> 03:05:28,300 Have just this week. 3123 03:05:28,560 --> 03:05:29,640 Had to drop a. 3124 03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:30,760 Misinformation. 3125 03:05:31,000 --> 03:05:32,400 And disinformation bill. 3126 03:05:32,960 --> 03:05:33,560 That would have enabled. 3127 03:05:33,740 --> 03:05:34,360 The state. 3128 03:05:34,540 --> 03:05:35,220 In that poor. 3129 03:05:35,500 --> 03:05:36,020 Benighted. 3130 03:05:36,260 --> 03:05:37,080 Once and future. 3131 03:05:37,240 --> 03:05:37,860 Prison island. 3132 03:05:37,980 --> 03:05:38,640 Of Australia. 3133 03:05:38,880 --> 03:05:39,420 To censor. 3134 03:05:39,920 --> 03:05:40,320 Misleading. 3135 03:05:40,780 --> 03:05:41,220 Information. 3136 03:05:41,340 --> 03:05:41,700 Do you like that? 3137 03:05:41,960 --> 03:05:42,360 Misleading. 3138 03:05:42,720 --> 03:05:44,080 How vague can you get? 3139 03:05:44,420 --> 03:05:44,820 Do you like that? 3140 03:05:44,840 --> 03:05:46,280 Fools are misled all the information. 3141 03:05:46,400 --> 03:05:46,760 Do you like that? 3142 03:05:47,020 --> 03:05:47,420 Misleading. 3143 03:05:47,780 --> 03:05:49,160 How vague can you get? 3144 03:05:49,840 --> 03:05:51,300 Fools are misled all the time. 3145 03:05:51,380 --> 03:05:52,140 By all sorts. 3146 03:05:52,200 --> 03:05:53,920 You don't need new laws about it. 3147 03:05:54,540 --> 03:05:56,020 But at least the bill failed. 3148 03:05:56,020 --> 03:05:56,740 For now. 3149 03:05:57,160 --> 03:05:58,840 For want of support from ministers. 3150 03:05:59,840 --> 03:06:05,560 Investigative journalist and free speech warrior Michael Schellenberger was down under in time to see the bill. 3151 03:06:05,560 --> 03:06:06,980 Never heard of Schellenberger. 3152 03:06:06,980 --> 03:06:07,960 I don't know about you. 3153 03:06:07,960 --> 03:06:09,260 But I've never heard of this guy. 3154 03:06:09,260 --> 03:06:10,120 Bill fall over. 3155 03:06:10,820 --> 03:06:15,860 He talked about the knife edge upon which civilization itself rests now. 3156 03:06:16,580 --> 03:06:17,880 I'm looking at the solution. 3157 03:06:18,300 --> 03:06:18,600 Wow. 3158 03:06:18,700 --> 03:06:19,920 The solution to misinformation. 3159 03:06:20,420 --> 03:06:21,020 Schellenberger. 3160 03:06:21,020 --> 03:06:21,220 Schellenberger. 3161 03:06:21,220 --> 03:06:21,660 Yeah. 3162 03:06:21,800 --> 03:06:22,280 That guy. 3163 03:06:22,420 --> 03:06:22,880 Fucking hell. 3164 03:06:22,920 --> 03:06:23,960 How could I not know him? 3165 03:06:23,960 --> 03:06:24,700 His freedom of speech. 3166 03:06:24,700 --> 03:06:26,140 This guy is everywhere. 3167 03:06:26,340 --> 03:06:29,940 We all know Schellenberger from the Institute of Public Affairs. 3168 03:06:31,300 --> 03:06:32,380 Household name, sure. 3169 03:06:32,380 --> 03:06:32,860 Speech. 3170 03:06:33,280 --> 03:06:37,480 And that's been the solution to misinformation for several hundred years. 3171 03:06:37,720 --> 03:06:42,060 Ever since we stopped having to ask the king for permission to say certain things. 3172 03:06:42,060 --> 03:06:45,880 He describes this, you know, all of these debates that we. 3173 03:06:46,120 --> 03:06:52,640 Disclaimer here about climate change at the bottom of the thing as well. 3174 03:06:53,560 --> 03:06:55,400 That doesn't mean anything because. 3175 03:06:55,620 --> 03:06:58,840 Appear to be more trained as though they're completely new conversations. 3176 03:06:59,800 --> 03:07:01,340 How to deal with false information. 3177 03:07:01,820 --> 03:07:02,820 How to deal with hatred. 3178 03:07:03,540 --> 03:07:06,660 These debates have been occurring for 2,500 years. 3179 03:07:07,300 --> 03:07:10,500 There's no new arguments on any side of this. 3180 03:07:11,160 --> 03:07:12,840 We're just repeating ourselves. 3181 03:07:13,640 --> 03:07:14,900 And it goes back and forth. 3182 03:07:14,980 --> 03:07:16,980 And you often see the people that want the censorship. 3183 03:07:17,200 --> 03:07:22,660 They want to carve out, as John was describing, free speech for the elites, for the professor. 3184 03:07:22,660 --> 03:07:23,920 It's just wasting time. 3185 03:07:24,020 --> 03:07:25,700 This is a GB News original. 3186 03:07:26,720 --> 03:07:28,960 We've tuned in for the fucking Neil show. 3187 03:07:29,400 --> 03:07:30,760 And we've been given Schellenberger. 3188 03:07:31,180 --> 03:07:32,980 And this goes on, look, for another minute. 3189 03:07:34,760 --> 03:07:35,200 Padding. 3190 03:07:36,680 --> 03:07:37,580 Insane padding. 3191 03:07:38,420 --> 03:07:40,040 Farfurda, thank you very much there. 3192 03:07:40,180 --> 03:07:42,740 What was with those Scottish clothes? 3193 03:07:42,860 --> 03:07:45,400 How many layers this guy got going on? 3194 03:07:45,920 --> 03:07:46,920 I think that is... 3195 03:07:46,920 --> 03:07:50,540 I don't know what you call that. 3196 03:07:50,600 --> 03:07:51,360 Chiffon, is it? 3197 03:07:52,100 --> 03:07:56,000 They're for people who are going outdoors or are climbing. 3198 03:07:56,980 --> 03:07:58,680 They're fucking upper middle class. 3199 03:07:58,880 --> 03:08:00,660 They own property. 3200 03:08:01,660 --> 03:08:02,680 And they live well. 3201 03:08:02,740 --> 03:08:03,620 They eat well as well. 3202 03:08:03,660 --> 03:08:04,660 We totalitarians are everywhere. 3203 03:08:04,660 --> 03:08:05,580 We totalitarians are everywhere. 3204 03:08:05,580 --> 03:08:09,100 All out of ideas and determined only to stifle the truth. 3205 03:08:09,580 --> 03:08:11,920 It's been one lie after another for years. 3206 03:08:12,520 --> 03:08:19,380 More or less everything from the scandemic onwards that involves us, the people losing more or paying more. 3207 03:08:20,340 --> 03:08:21,080 Farfurda. 3208 03:08:21,120 --> 03:08:26,460 Sorry, there was a nice bit of intonation there just on that last little bit. 3209 03:08:26,460 --> 03:08:27,300 For years. 3210 03:08:27,300 --> 03:08:27,300 For years. 3211 03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:34,740 More or less everything from the scandemic onwards that involves us, the people, losing more or paying more. 3212 03:08:35,740 --> 03:08:46,080 The European Union Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, hailed as the leader of the free world since Donald J. Trump won the latest election in the United States, has labelled missing... 3213 03:08:46,080 --> 03:08:51,180 I don't think anybody has thought Ursula von der Leyen, oh yeah man, she's fucking leading everyone, man. 3214 03:08:52,880 --> 03:08:54,900 Ursula is the fucking man. 3215 03:08:55,400 --> 03:08:55,920 Go Ursula. 3216 03:08:56,080 --> 03:08:56,840 No one cares. 3217 03:08:57,620 --> 03:09:01,800 I mean, it just seems like she's just another bureaucrat. 3218 03:09:03,660 --> 03:09:05,080 He has a problem with her though. 3219 03:09:05,900 --> 03:09:08,860 Information and disinformation, the gravest threat the world faces... 3220 03:09:08,860 --> 03:09:09,280 Not a problem. 3221 03:09:09,440 --> 03:09:10,080 I mean, we do... 3222 03:09:10,080 --> 03:09:17,000 I have a problem with some of the European bullshit that does be going on, but I don't look towards her as the great divine leader. 3223 03:09:18,620 --> 03:09:21,960 She's not on Trump level, and he's equating the two. 3224 03:09:21,960 --> 03:09:24,660 Losing more or paying more. 3225 03:09:25,780 --> 03:09:49,860 The European Union Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, hailed as the leader of the free world since Donald J. Trump won the latest election in the United States, has labelled misinformation and disinformation the gravest threat the world faces. 3226 03:09:50,060 --> 03:09:52,380 Years ago, I was Chinese. 3227 03:09:53,280 --> 03:09:54,660 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3228 03:09:54,940 --> 03:09:56,340 UnitedHealth CEO. 3229 03:09:56,340 --> 03:09:59,080 Faces bigger than wars or climate change. 3230 03:09:59,460 --> 03:09:59,900 Aye, right. 3231 03:10:00,460 --> 03:10:01,420 I don't know how I can... 3232 03:10:01,420 --> 03:10:02,360 Aye, right. 3233 03:10:03,020 --> 03:10:03,840 Pull the other one. 3234 03:10:04,360 --> 03:10:08,420 It's got bells and fucking whistles on it, you daft bastard. 3235 03:10:09,380 --> 03:10:12,060 Faces bigger than wars or climate change. 3236 03:10:12,460 --> 03:10:12,760 Aye, right. 3237 03:10:12,780 --> 03:10:16,100 I'd love it if he just could swear in these. 3238 03:10:16,160 --> 03:10:16,860 It'd be brilliant. 3239 03:10:17,900 --> 03:10:20,200 Information the gravest threat the world faces. 3240 03:10:20,540 --> 03:10:22,480 Bigger than wars or climate change. 3241 03:10:22,820 --> 03:10:23,300 Aye, right. 3242 03:10:23,300 --> 03:10:26,180 I don't know how I can put it more plainly. 3243 03:10:26,700 --> 03:10:27,960 The leaders are lying. 3244 03:10:28,440 --> 03:10:30,360 And they know we know they're lying. 3245 03:10:30,360 --> 03:10:36,860 And they think that by preventing us sharing the truth, they will be able to make us listen to nothing but lies. 3246 03:10:37,620 --> 03:10:43,980 Over in Rio, the scam is about shutting up anyone who might get in the way of what they call sustainable development goals. 3247 03:10:44,580 --> 03:10:49,020 Those goals, if pursued, will immiscerate millions, if not billions of people. 3248 03:10:49,980 --> 03:10:57,340 Always they are working towards centralisation of money, of energy, of health, of the food supply. 3249 03:10:58,000 --> 03:11:00,040 Pay attention to the C words, I say. 3250 03:11:00,540 --> 03:11:06,580 The threats to life and liberty are about control, about centralisation, about coercion. 3251 03:11:07,280 --> 03:11:09,460 The green agenda isn't about saving the planet. 3252 03:11:09,460 --> 03:11:10,620 It's about greed. 3253 03:11:10,620 --> 03:11:20,560 It's about the likes of Ed Miliband sacrificing the well-being of the population of Britain so he can tout vanity projects and strut around it, cop whichever. 3254 03:11:21,560 --> 03:11:43,660 Populist movements here, there and everywhere, in Britain, the US, across Europe, in South America, are made of desperate people hoping and praying for someone who might, might listen to them and give them what they want and need, which is equality before the law, freedom of speech, cheap accessible energy and not virtue signalling windmills. 3255 03:11:44,260 --> 03:11:46,860 Education, not indoctrination for their children. 3256 03:11:47,280 --> 03:11:48,900 Streets that are safe to walk down. 3257 03:11:49,740 --> 03:11:56,620 The people voting populist know they won't get any of that from the totalitarians masquerading as leftist and liberal. 3258 03:11:57,420 --> 03:12:01,500 They might not get it from any of the billionaires, but we must live in hope. 3259 03:12:02,540 --> 03:12:17,880 What would be a good kind of dystopian background theme tune to layer underneath Neil as he delivers his final salvo of opinions read from his notepad on the screen? 3260 03:12:17,880 --> 03:12:25,300 And I'm not going to take West End boys as an answer there, Rebecca. 3261 03:12:25,300 --> 03:12:26,040 It wouldn't fit. 3262 03:12:26,440 --> 03:12:31,900 I'm not going to take either Adagio for strings, just in case anybody puts that up there. 3263 03:12:32,900 --> 03:12:34,020 Does he have a nose whistle? 3264 03:12:34,020 --> 03:12:34,900 I'm not sure. 3265 03:12:35,100 --> 03:12:35,940 Maybe that's me. 3266 03:12:41,940 --> 03:12:43,020 Terra Hawks. 3267 03:12:46,620 --> 03:12:52,580 I'm going to go with that one there that you've just said Rob because I've never heard of it, but it sounds like it could be a goer. 3268 03:12:56,580 --> 03:12:58,760 Alright, here we go. 3269 03:12:59,420 --> 03:13:00,660 That's the Windows 98. 3270 03:13:00,660 --> 03:13:00,660 Um... 3271 03:13:00,660 --> 03:13:27,100 We might need... 3272 03:13:27,100 --> 03:13:28,500 Okay, it sounds promising, yeah. 3273 03:13:28,760 --> 03:13:31,420 Might need to put a bit of reverb on Neil, though. 3274 03:13:32,660 --> 03:13:33,100 Uh... 3275 03:13:33,100 --> 03:13:34,600 We put him in there, have we? 3276 03:13:36,060 --> 03:13:37,820 Yeah, he's got a bit of a nose whistle as well. 3277 03:13:37,860 --> 03:13:38,540 I just heard it then. 3278 03:13:38,600 --> 03:13:39,320 It's not a nose whistle. 3279 03:13:39,420 --> 03:13:41,100 It's just a really... 3280 03:13:41,660 --> 03:13:43,680 finely tuned mic. 3281 03:13:44,800 --> 03:13:46,700 Finely calibrated microphone. 3282 03:13:46,840 --> 03:13:49,100 It's picking up all his nasal passage. 3283 03:13:51,100 --> 03:13:51,500 Uh... 3284 03:13:51,500 --> 03:13:52,540 Advanced... 3285 03:13:52,540 --> 03:13:53,260 Oh yeah, filters. 3286 03:13:56,100 --> 03:13:59,100 I don't even know if I have a fucking... 3287 03:13:59,100 --> 03:13:59,100 Uh... 3288 03:13:59,100 --> 03:14:01,100 Reverb. 3289 03:14:02,320 --> 03:14:02,700 What's that? 3290 03:14:02,780 --> 03:14:04,280 VS2 plugin. 3291 03:14:04,880 --> 03:14:05,680 What does that do? 3292 03:14:06,300 --> 03:14:06,820 Reverb. 3293 03:14:09,180 --> 03:14:09,620 Alright. 3294 03:14:10,940 --> 03:14:13,460 Whatever you think of Elon Musk, he has... 3295 03:14:13,460 --> 03:14:16,260 I can't hear that, though. 3296 03:14:18,100 --> 03:14:19,780 Was there a reverb on Neil then? 3297 03:14:22,380 --> 03:14:23,440 Elon Musk! 3298 03:14:25,100 --> 03:14:25,600 Yeah. 3299 03:14:25,600 --> 03:14:25,600 Yeah. 3300 03:14:25,600 --> 03:14:26,100 Lovely. 3301 03:14:26,100 --> 03:14:28,100 I'll get that going. 3302 03:14:28,100 --> 03:14:32,480 Keep accessible energy and not virtue signaling windmills. 3303 03:14:32,480 --> 03:14:35,640 Education, not indoctrination for their children. 3304 03:14:35,640 --> 03:14:37,680 Streets that are safe to walk down. 3305 03:14:37,680 --> 03:14:40,220 The people voting populist. 3306 03:14:40,220 --> 03:14:45,420 Any of that from the totalitarians masquerading as leftist and liberal. 3307 03:14:46,280 --> 03:14:48,660 They might not get it from any of the billionaires. 3308 03:14:48,660 --> 03:14:50,240 But we must live in hope. 3309 03:14:51,320 --> 03:14:57,660 Whatever you think of Elon Musk, he has freed Twitter, or X if you prefer, from the totalitarians 3310 03:14:57,660 --> 03:15:00,660 who had sought to make a hell state of liberal and leftist... 3311 03:15:00,660 --> 03:15:01,280 That sounds a bit... 3312 03:15:01,280 --> 03:15:04,160 That bit sounds a bit Scottish there as hell. 3313 03:15:04,160 --> 03:15:11,160 *sad singing* 3314 03:15:11,160 --> 03:15:13,160 *sad singing* 3315 03:15:13,160 --> 03:15:15,160 *sad singing* 3316 03:15:15,160 --> 03:15:34,160 To think of Elon Musk, he has freed Twitter, or X if you prefer, from the totalitarians who had sought to make a hellscape of liberal and leftist lies and nothing else. When it comes to free speech, X is about as good as it gets right now. The hoaxes are everywhere. 3317 03:15:34,160 --> 03:15:35,160 As good as it gets. 3318 03:15:35,160 --> 03:15:37,160 Oh no, where's he gone? 3319 03:15:37,160 --> 03:15:38,160 Where's he gone? 3320 03:15:38,160 --> 03:15:39,160 Where's he gone? 3321 03:15:39,160 --> 03:15:43,940 Governments lie to the people about the thing they called Covid so they could tout a pandemic 3322 03:15:43,940 --> 03:15:49,820 that was a hoax that enabled the greatest transfer of wealth from poor to rich in all of human history, as well as tightening of... 3323 03:15:49,820 --> 03:15:50,820 Neil! 3324 03:15:50,820 --> 03:15:56,500 That's fucking Neil, that's indespicable. Get your ass back to the lobby of bogeys. 3325 03:15:56,500 --> 03:15:58,980 Hell things up for grabs. 3326 03:15:58,980 --> 03:15:59,980 Where the fuck is Neil gone? 3327 03:15:59,980 --> 03:16:04,980 I didn't know what you think you're doing in the war zone, but that performance there 3328 03:16:04,980 --> 03:16:08,560 belonged in the fucking skip. Regroup and go again. 3329 03:16:08,560 --> 03:16:11,900 Hell things up for grabs. 3330 03:16:11,900 --> 03:16:13,780 There we go. 3331 03:16:13,780 --> 03:16:17,360 Why is it a buidoo? 3332 03:16:17,360 --> 03:16:25,600 ...the leash around our necks. While Western governments continue to lie to the people around our necks. 3333 03:16:25,600 --> 03:16:34,660 While Western would be greatest to transfer wealth from poor to rich in all of human history, as well as tightening the leash around our necks. 3334 03:16:34,660 --> 03:16:36,240 Think the leash around our necks. 3335 03:16:36,240 --> 03:16:38,240 Think the leash around our necks. 3336 03:16:38,240 --> 03:16:45,420 Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. 3337 03:16:45,780 --> 03:16:57,700 While Western governments continue to lie to the people that the war in Ukraine is about defending democracy, the truth is it's for the profit of warmongers and to provoke regime change in Russia. 3338 03:16:58,080 --> 03:17:06,640 What's happening in Gaza is a plausible genocide despite the lies of the Israeli regime and those supporting that regime. 3339 03:17:07,360 --> 03:17:19,280 There is no climate emergency making the so-called climate crisis another host. All of it's about making money and increasing control over our lives and soon enough it makes you have to breathe. 3340 03:17:19,820 --> 03:17:20,260 Breathe. 3341 03:17:20,260 --> 03:17:38,020 Black criminals like Tony Blair rock the streets with impunity. Having lied to the streets of an illegal war in Iraq 20 years ago and killed a million people. Most recently pushing for the digital IDs that are his fantasy project. While regular people are jailed for opinions aired on social media. 3342 03:17:38,260 --> 03:17:49,380 Here in Britain, Prime Minister Keir Starmer's latest news is what he's calling respect orders. Which he says will target behavior likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress. 3343 03:17:50,100 --> 03:18:00,260 Starmer said the respect orders were a simple but effective way of tackling antisocial behavior which blights communities. He said the measure of had teeth as people who breached orders. 3344 03:18:00,260 --> 03:18:22,260 He said the measure of had teeth as people who breached orders could be arrested. No such prospect awaits high profile pedophiles and war criminals. High profile pedophiles and war criminals. But that's two tier tier for you. 3345 03:18:22,260 --> 03:18:43,220 But that's two tier care for you. 3346 03:18:43,940 --> 03:18:51,780 In a world run by criminal cartels determined to asset strip civilization until nothing remains but digital feudalism. 3347 03:18:51,780 --> 03:18:53,980 The ultimate enemy is the truth. 3348 03:18:55,420 --> 03:18:58,900 Who do these people think they are in Montecito? 3349 03:19:00,020 --> 03:19:01,620 Xanadu 2.0. 3350 03:19:02,480 --> 03:19:03,380 Fat off. 3351 03:19:04,160 --> 03:19:07,880 Whatever happens to feudalism means but digital feudalism. 3352 03:19:08,740 --> 03:19:12,260 The digital feudalism means but digital feudalism. 3353 03:19:12,680 --> 03:19:14,180 Yanis Varoufakis. 3354 03:19:14,760 --> 03:19:16,500 The ultimate enemy is the truth. 3355 03:19:17,260 --> 03:19:19,600 Whatever happens next, keep speaking it. 3356 03:19:19,600 --> 03:19:22,560 The truth. The whole truth. And nothing but. 3357 03:19:22,580 --> 03:19:23,320 But the truth. 3358 03:19:25,140 --> 03:19:26,560 And nothing but. 3359 03:19:26,560 --> 03:19:32,100 Scottish. 3360 03:19:32,100 --> 03:19:36,100 Scottish. 3361 03:19:36,100 --> 03:19:36,120 Scottish. 3362 03:19:36,120 --> 03:19:36,120 Scottish. 3363 03:19:36,120 --> 03:19:36,140 Scottish. 3364 03:19:36,140 --> 03:19:36,140 Scottish. 3365 03:19:36,140 --> 03:19:39,980 *MWAAA-Y-O-H* 3366 03:19:40,980 --> 03:19:44,900 *Boss Scottish Ouija board* 3367 03:19:49,340 --> 03:19:51,860 *MWAAA-SAMBADY CHE* 3368 03:19:53,140 --> 03:19:57,460 But you suck, suck, what what you see, mama chay! 3369 03:19:57,460 --> 03:20:02,820 ...Optrination for their children. Streets that are safe to walk down. 3370 03:20:02,820 --> 03:20:05,220 Streets of rage too. 3371 03:20:05,220 --> 03:20:16,100 ...voting pop... Streets of rage too. Axel. Little rollerblade guy. He was strong in his attacks. 3372 03:20:16,100 --> 03:20:35,100 Populists know they won't get any of that from the totalitarian masquerading as leftist and liberal. Pushing for the digital IDs that are his fantasy project. 3373 03:20:35,100 --> 03:20:51,700 I'll get the res... He said the measure had teeth as pe... had teeth... He said the measure had teeth as people who breached orders could be arrested. 3374 03:20:52,700 --> 03:21:09,800 No such prospect awaits high profile paedophiles and war criminals. High profile paedophiles and war criminals. Teeth. Disinformation camp. 3375 03:21:09,800 --> 03:21:22,400 Disinformation camps. We're going to be sent away to disinformation camps. It's all ahead of us. Elon Musk's Twitter truly is the free speech place at the moment. The best place. 3376 03:21:23,400 --> 03:21:35,720 But I wonder if you hit the buttons on the number pad while he's talking. Is it going to bring us any joy? Any randomised joy? So that I can just play the keyboard so to speak. 3377 03:21:35,720 --> 03:21:42,720 campaigns that are delaying and derailing climate action. 3378 03:21:43,720 --> 03:21:46,820 By which is meant colder. 3379 03:21:46,820 --> 03:21:49,120 Colder. 3380 03:21:49,120 --> 03:21:52,920 Rio. Colder. Rio. Colder. 3381 03:21:52,920 --> 03:21:54,720 People. Colder. 3382 03:21:56,720 --> 03:22:00,420 As colder. People. Colder. 3383 03:22:01,820 --> 03:22:04,320 Did you hear the "as far cold?" 3384 03:22:04,320 --> 03:22:07,120 There's like a *kwoop kwoop kwoop* on that one. 3385 03:22:07,120 --> 03:22:26,620 Colder. Colder for the last 20 people. Plain to see by anyone with their eyes open. Here, there and everywhere. Rio, here, there and everywhere. 3386 03:22:26,620 --> 03:22:47,120 Solution to fall over. Change. Fall over. Solution. Fall over. Colder. Rio. Colder. Rio. Colder. Plain to see. Not great, but still, it was alright. 3387 03:22:50,120 --> 03:22:55,120 And that was a miniature cleansing of the palette there. 3388 03:22:55,120 --> 03:22:57,120 *today* 3389 03:22:57,120 --> 03:23:03,120 Today is the final day for Tom's hotdogs. Get 'em while you can! 3390 03:23:03,120 --> 03:23:06,120 Joey the lips, thank you very much. Yeah, thank you very much for the tip. 3391 03:23:06,120 --> 03:23:08,120 *today* Last day for Tom's hotdogs. 3392 03:23:08,120 --> 03:23:14,120 Justice. Genesis would be amazing if you get the chance, says Conrad. I apologize there. 3393 03:23:14,120 --> 03:23:20,120 And Kiki Stockhammer, thank you very much for the tip. I missed your tips there. I think, uh... 3394 03:23:20,120 --> 03:23:45,320 Because Neil was just hugging the screen I didn't see any of the fucking tips that came through. I apologize. Apologize. What the fuck am I doing? I can't remember where I'm meant to be going here. I beg your pardon. 3395 03:23:45,320 --> 03:24:13,740 It's not much of a difference from when I was last playing. I didn't know where I was going then either. Oh yeah, we're on the fifth floor. There's a katana to be got. I've just killed a big fucking sweaty globule in a room. And yeah, that's about it. Yeah, yeah. Still going strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a little look here. We go through there to that one. Yeah, there's a door there. I haven't tried a door there in that one. Go through there. 3396 03:24:13,740 --> 03:24:32,740 Do you think Neil is aware of these streams? I doubt it. But if he is, how are you getting on Neil? And look, mean no harm whatsoever. I mean, any engagement is good engagement. That's it, isn't it? 3397 03:24:33,740 --> 03:24:52,260 And I, for one, I mean, getting good value out of it. Getting good value. It's great. It's great fun. And keep doing. And don't fucking stop doing it, Neil. If you are watching, don't stop. Because you're putting it all out there. You're leaving it all out there on the pitch. 3398 03:24:52,740 --> 03:25:06,900 No stone left unturned. And keep banging on about it, you know? They'll call you everything under the sun. COVID denier. Euro skeptic. Climate skeptic. 3399 03:25:10,740 --> 03:25:13,860 I can't remember all the other ones that you listed off, but there's a lot of them. 3400 03:25:16,240 --> 03:25:23,000 Just wish maybe we knew where we was fucking going. That would be great. Oh yeah. Through that room and then try the door on the light. 3401 03:25:25,380 --> 03:25:33,580 Zig, thank you very much. Ziggy Stardust. And the spiders from Mars. I thought I'd fucking tried that door. 3402 03:25:35,740 --> 03:25:38,180 Will there be any Christmas cod this year? 3403 03:25:39,220 --> 03:25:43,760 I don't know. Unless I was living in Portugal where they eat cod on Christmas Day. What? 3404 03:25:47,500 --> 03:25:49,000 They call it Bacalau. 3405 03:25:51,840 --> 03:25:56,380 Yeah. And their Christmas Day is the day before. They have it at night on Christmas Eve. 3406 03:25:58,240 --> 03:26:00,580 Don't be laughing at another person's culture. 3407 03:26:02,000 --> 03:26:04,860 Yeah. You should be fucking shocked, you racist cunt. 3408 03:26:04,860 --> 03:26:07,680 It's not funny. 3409 03:26:08,400 --> 03:26:09,900 Potato waffles. Thanks for the tip. 3410 03:26:10,400 --> 03:26:12,340 Can you please tell Kelly she's a muffin? 3411 03:26:12,800 --> 03:26:13,940 Kelly, you're a muffin. 3412 03:26:15,840 --> 03:26:18,100 Um, what was I going to say there? 3413 03:26:18,200 --> 03:26:19,780 Will you be doing any Christmas cod? 3414 03:26:19,940 --> 03:26:22,280 No, I, well, it's there. It's ready to rock. 3415 03:26:22,360 --> 03:26:24,580 But I've been hearing some bad shit about it. 3416 03:26:24,940 --> 03:26:26,860 I've been hearing it's broken to fuck. 3417 03:26:27,220 --> 03:26:29,800 We've got a screwdriver, ladies and gentlemen. A screwdriver. 3418 03:26:32,800 --> 03:26:34,800 Emily the Gowl. Thank you very much. 3419 03:26:34,800 --> 03:26:50,600 Um, I've heard the game is, uh, but I think maybe that's just the rumblings of real whiny gamers, you know, who are just, they've got nothing else going on other than the game. 3420 03:26:50,720 --> 03:26:59,580 And then they complain. Why isn't the game like this? Why isn't the game like that? It's shit. I get killed too quickly. It's not. This game is broken, man. It's trash. This game is trash. 3421 03:27:00,140 --> 03:27:09,440 But I mean, is it really trash. I mean, it's a multi-million dollar company. I think they know what they're doing. I mean, they're probably still creating an entertaining game at the end of the day. 3422 03:27:09,560 --> 03:27:22,720 Which is more than can be said for Microsoft, who I've got a bone to pick with G. 80 euro was spent on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024. It doesn't fucking work. And there's no way you can return it. 3423 03:27:24,320 --> 03:27:30,840 Scumbags. Absolute scumbags. I'm looking forward to that. Or at least Tommy Schlug was. Tom, are you there, Tom? 3424 03:27:32,320 --> 03:27:44,320 Yep. I just want to go on record of saying that. That's scummy behavioural from Microsoft taking 80 euro out of people's pockets and then not releasing a fixed... 3425 03:27:44,320 --> 03:27:50,860 You'd think you'd fix the fucking thing. Basic stuff like the mouse doesn't even work when plugged into the Xbox. 3426 03:27:52,060 --> 03:27:59,180 You'd hear it there. The mouse, lad, doesn't even work when plugged into the fucking Xbox. 3427 03:28:00,260 --> 03:28:03,320 Sorry, there's a lot of Hanson going on. The mouse doesn't even work. 3428 03:28:06,220 --> 03:28:09,660 There's a lot of other stuff as well. It's probably just better off playing the original. 3429 03:28:11,620 --> 03:28:16,120 Sorry, there was a burp and there was no other audio bed on the fucking stream to cover it. 3430 03:28:17,080 --> 03:28:20,860 So I hold my hands up and say, yeah, that was an expulsion of fucking gas. 3431 03:28:20,860 --> 03:28:33,800 I just think that's scummy stuff. And then a little glimmer of hope there earlier on when it said Microsoft 24, Flight Simulator 2024 is now updating. 3432 03:28:33,980 --> 03:28:41,680 I was like, this is it. This has to be it. It has to be fixed. Just simple, simple fix. The mouse works. Fix, please. 3433 03:28:42,240 --> 03:28:49,980 It can't be anything too big. And then the fucking update bar shot up and I was like, maybe I haven't fixed it. 3434 03:28:50,020 --> 03:28:54,700 But maybe it is because it's not a content update. That's just surely a tweak in the code for the game. 3435 03:28:54,900 --> 03:28:59,960 All it is, it just makes the mouse not fucking go balubas when you fucking move it. 3436 03:29:00,740 --> 03:29:06,960 I went into the flight thinking, yeah, here we go. Fucking Dublin Airport to Knock. Let's get going. 737 Max. 3437 03:29:07,660 --> 03:29:08,740 Didn't fucking work. 3438 03:29:08,740 --> 03:29:08,740 It didn't fucking work. 3439 03:29:16,220 --> 03:29:17,580 Absolute fucking scumbag. 3440 03:29:19,980 --> 03:29:24,900 And there's people that got that game for free as well on, well, not free, but they do the Game Pass and they get it for free. 3441 03:29:25,700 --> 03:29:34,960 But I thought, I'm not going to get Game Pass and then have to keep on renewing Game Pass when there's no games on Game Pass that I even want to play. 3442 03:29:40,780 --> 03:29:43,220 Sorry, that's brought me down. That's brought me down that. 3443 03:29:43,780 --> 03:29:53,420 But as for COD, I think I mean, getting back to COD, it's people fucking playing COD and enjoying it because I just looked online and people giving out about it. 3444 03:29:53,720 --> 03:30:01,240 Videos on YouTube with like nearly half a million views going, the state of COD in 2024 is trash. 3445 03:30:03,660 --> 03:30:07,060 I don't want to play Black Ops. I just want to play Warzone. It's all I want. 3446 03:30:14,140 --> 03:30:14,740 Enjoying it. 3447 03:30:15,380 --> 03:30:17,020 It says Varney T, but... 3448 03:30:17,020 --> 03:30:18,820 Jack Frank's... 3449 03:30:18,820 --> 03:30:25,560 Yeah, maybe I'll give it a go. 3450 03:30:26,720 --> 03:30:29,000 Not tonight. Maybe at the end of the night. I don't know. 3451 03:30:29,200 --> 03:30:29,920 We'll see first. 3452 03:30:30,040 --> 03:30:33,040 Get back into the fucking Silent Hill. 3453 03:30:33,240 --> 03:30:34,540 Like, you know, I'm enjoying the Silent Hill. 3454 03:30:34,600 --> 03:30:37,940 It's just a nice, nice chilled fucking situation. 3455 03:30:38,080 --> 03:30:38,740 You're going around. 3456 03:30:39,740 --> 03:30:44,320 I just admire what they managed to do with this game on the PlayStation 2 and what they had. 3457 03:30:44,320 --> 03:30:48,140 You know, the limited resources they had then. 3458 03:30:48,580 --> 03:30:53,420 What they managed to achieve in terms of mood, ambience, scene, setting. 3459 03:30:55,140 --> 03:30:55,860 You know? 3460 03:30:58,180 --> 03:31:00,240 We also know there are known unknowns... 3461 03:31:00,240 --> 03:31:01,820 Then you've got fucking Donald Rumsfeld. 3462 03:31:02,880 --> 03:31:05,380 Who's sadly passed there over the summer, I think. 3463 03:31:05,900 --> 03:31:07,400 Goober melon, thank you very much. 3464 03:31:07,740 --> 03:31:09,140 Or maybe even before the summer. 3465 03:31:10,680 --> 03:31:14,240 Apparently he fucking was saving lads in the Pentagon. 3466 03:31:14,940 --> 03:31:18,560 You know, when the plane crashed into the Pentagon, they were like, where's fucking Rumsfeld? 3467 03:31:19,080 --> 03:31:20,100 Didn't know where he was. 3468 03:31:20,820 --> 03:31:26,260 And then it turned out he was outside saving people, getting, like, pulling them out and putting them into ambulances and that. 3469 03:31:28,020 --> 03:31:28,200 Wah. 3470 03:31:28,800 --> 03:31:29,160 Wah. 3471 03:31:29,840 --> 03:31:31,860 Minus the weirdos if mic is on. 3472 03:31:31,940 --> 03:31:32,260 Okay, sorry. 3473 03:31:32,320 --> 03:31:34,080 I thought the mic was off then, so I was doing wah. 3474 03:31:35,080 --> 03:31:36,580 Cod is 200 gigabyte. 3475 03:31:38,740 --> 03:31:41,320 We can't forget the mise-en-scene. 3476 03:31:49,960 --> 03:31:51,080 I digress. 3477 03:31:53,460 --> 03:31:56,600 Funny how he wrote I digress to read out. 3478 03:31:57,600 --> 03:32:01,560 And, uh, instead of, you know, dropping it in naturally. 3479 03:32:02,600 --> 03:32:03,900 That was the gallery there. 3480 03:32:10,420 --> 03:32:13,240 I think I just made a small noise there, like a... 3481 03:32:13,240 --> 03:32:13,800 Oop! 3482 03:32:15,520 --> 03:32:17,540 But that was me just going, what's going on? 3483 03:32:17,560 --> 03:32:19,820 But I held my breath when I was thinking, what's going on? 3484 03:32:19,900 --> 03:32:20,280 And it... 3485 03:32:21,000 --> 03:32:22,700 That little squeaky sound came out. 3486 03:32:24,080 --> 03:32:24,560 It's there. 3487 03:32:24,580 --> 03:32:25,140 That's broken. 3488 03:32:25,260 --> 03:32:26,200 Okay, we've checked that. 3489 03:32:26,280 --> 03:32:26,780 That's broken. 3490 03:32:27,000 --> 03:32:28,260 That's not for us. 3491 03:32:28,340 --> 03:32:29,460 That way is not for us. 3492 03:32:29,580 --> 03:32:30,220 A little cork. 3493 03:32:30,300 --> 03:32:31,400 Fucking noticeboard there. 3494 03:32:31,700 --> 03:32:32,420 Nothing on it. 3495 03:32:32,520 --> 03:32:33,200 Nothing for us. 3496 03:32:34,980 --> 03:32:35,960 Little door there. 3497 03:32:37,520 --> 03:32:55,080 And a door to the left. 3498 03:32:58,200 --> 03:33:00,460 Two-tier-tier-tier, twin-tier-tier. 3499 03:33:01,460 --> 03:33:02,660 Two-tier-tier. 3500 03:33:04,800 --> 03:33:07,000 What is he on about, like, saying... 3501 03:33:07,000 --> 03:33:08,040 Oh, there's the katana. 3502 03:33:08,180 --> 03:33:08,880 Great stuff. 3503 03:33:10,240 --> 03:33:11,580 Just wanking off. 3504 03:33:11,740 --> 03:33:12,560 Musk's ex. 3505 03:33:17,220 --> 03:33:20,360 The only place for free speech now is ex. 3506 03:33:29,800 --> 03:33:33,180 She does stomp around, but I have the volume cranked up to the maximum. 3507 03:33:35,540 --> 03:33:39,300 Then we can fucking turn around and then go through that. 3508 03:33:39,380 --> 03:33:40,200 We've got a katana. 3509 03:33:40,320 --> 03:33:41,640 What can we do with that katana? 3510 03:33:41,720 --> 03:33:42,980 That's the fucking question. 3511 03:33:47,260 --> 03:33:48,860 Other than use it on bad cunts. 3512 03:33:48,920 --> 03:33:49,780 Back out to the stairway. 3513 03:33:51,780 --> 03:33:52,580 Katana in hand. 3514 03:34:02,500 --> 03:34:16,780 Beautiful lobby. 3515 03:34:16,780 --> 03:34:16,780 Beautiful lobby. 3516 03:34:17,140 --> 03:34:20,020 The soothing sounds of the beautiful lobby. 3517 03:34:20,020 --> 03:34:33,340 That's the fucking no gore. 3518 03:34:33,340 --> 03:34:34,860 Fifth we've done. 3519 03:34:35,060 --> 03:34:36,180 Four is a no gore. 3520 03:34:36,240 --> 03:34:36,760 It's locked. 3521 03:34:37,160 --> 03:34:38,080 Three we've done. 3522 03:34:38,240 --> 03:34:40,220 We've to go down to two now for a quick look. 3523 03:34:40,600 --> 03:34:41,480 Just try this again. 3524 03:34:41,480 --> 03:34:42,040 No. 3525 03:34:47,040 --> 03:34:50,940 Katana is just a sweet, powerfully Malay weapon. 3526 03:34:51,660 --> 03:34:52,140 Nice. 3527 03:34:54,660 --> 03:34:57,920 I'm going to load that up into the fists as we speak. 3528 03:35:00,880 --> 03:35:01,600 Equip. 3529 03:35:03,600 --> 03:35:04,720 Kiri katana. 3530 03:35:04,720 --> 03:35:06,520 Atomic kitten. 3531 03:35:07,740 --> 03:35:10,080 Save that into the slot. 3532 03:35:19,220 --> 03:35:21,220 Open lift doors with jack. 3533 03:35:21,760 --> 03:35:23,440 I have a screwdriver as well. 3534 03:35:23,440 --> 03:35:24,000 I'm trying to think. 3535 03:35:24,000 --> 03:35:26,380 Oh that would go well into floor three. 3536 03:35:26,380 --> 03:35:28,240 Floor three's drawer. 3537 03:35:28,780 --> 03:35:29,340 Stuck. 3538 03:35:29,900 --> 03:35:32,360 Use screwdriver to prise open drawer. 3539 03:35:33,220 --> 03:35:34,600 Get rope out of drawer. 3540 03:35:36,040 --> 03:35:36,540 Yeah. 3541 03:35:36,540 --> 03:35:38,160 Boodock. 3542 03:36:02,160 --> 03:36:03,160 Boodock. 3543 03:36:03,160 --> 03:36:03,160 Boodock. 3544 03:36:03,160 --> 03:36:10,140 Boondock. 3545 03:36:11,200 --> 03:36:11,560 Boondock. 3546 03:36:12,340 --> 03:36:12,740 Boondock. 3547 03:36:12,820 --> 03:36:13,200 Turn left. 3548 03:36:14,260 --> 03:36:15,140 I don't know why I'm saying boondock. 3549 03:36:15,220 --> 03:36:17,080 How was the wrapped looking Francis? 3550 03:36:17,380 --> 03:36:17,900 The wrapped. 3551 03:36:18,080 --> 03:36:21,200 I played the wrapped there at the beginning and apologies again. 3552 03:36:21,300 --> 03:36:23,240 There was an NWA song that came on. 3553 03:36:25,980 --> 03:36:27,200 And I didn't know about that. 3554 03:36:27,240 --> 03:36:29,680 It was a blind playthrough of my fucking wrapped. 3555 03:36:29,680 --> 03:36:31,220 I didn't know that was going to play. 3556 03:36:31,220 --> 03:36:36,700 It must be rusted. 3557 03:36:36,920 --> 03:36:37,080 Yeah. 3558 03:36:37,280 --> 03:36:38,380 Just use your screwdriver. 3559 03:36:38,560 --> 03:36:38,900 Glad. 3560 03:36:43,700 --> 03:36:45,320 In the boon times. 3561 03:36:45,320 --> 03:36:45,340 In the boon times. 3562 03:36:56,540 --> 03:36:58,380 I've never played this game either. 3563 03:36:58,600 --> 03:36:59,680 Volga and I've never played. 3564 03:36:59,720 --> 03:37:00,220 Well I have. 3565 03:37:00,280 --> 03:37:00,420 Sorry. 3566 03:37:00,460 --> 03:37:01,380 I've never completed it. 3567 03:37:02,020 --> 03:37:02,880 Now I've got the rope. 3568 03:37:05,680 --> 03:37:09,220 I mean as basic and rudimentary as this may come across now to it. 3569 03:37:09,220 --> 03:37:20,480 In a world of hyper fucking drive AAA Call of Duty fucking whatever titles. 3570 03:37:21,940 --> 03:37:26,220 It has a nice serene vibe to it. 3571 03:37:26,220 --> 03:37:26,720 A nice. 3572 03:37:29,860 --> 03:37:32,660 It has a really nice little charm to it. 3573 03:37:32,800 --> 03:37:34,060 I've got the katana as well. 3574 03:37:34,920 --> 03:37:35,440 Look at that. 3575 03:37:35,500 --> 03:37:38,920 That's going to really slice and dice a few of those leggings and Jessops. 3576 03:37:41,720 --> 03:37:42,420 Father Gluten. 3577 03:37:42,520 --> 03:37:43,600 Last day of YouTube Premium. 3578 03:37:43,740 --> 03:37:44,760 No better way to spend it. 3579 03:37:44,820 --> 03:37:48,200 And how are you finding that YouTube Premium Father Gluten? 3580 03:37:48,300 --> 03:37:51,020 We were having a big conversation. 3581 03:37:51,640 --> 03:37:56,960 We were having discourse about YouTube Premium earlier on. 3582 03:37:57,180 --> 03:37:57,960 Some people are for it. 3583 03:37:58,240 --> 03:37:59,480 A lot of people are against it. 3584 03:38:01,480 --> 03:38:03,440 Slab is good. 3585 03:38:03,540 --> 03:38:04,220 I think you should. 3586 03:38:04,480 --> 03:38:04,880 Hold it. 3587 03:38:05,020 --> 03:38:06,040 I think you hold the sack. 3588 03:38:06,680 --> 03:38:07,280 So that's that. 3589 03:38:07,320 --> 03:38:08,020 I've got a rope. 3590 03:38:08,140 --> 03:38:10,060 Now what do I do with the fucking rope? 3591 03:38:10,360 --> 03:38:12,920 I bring that to a new place. 3592 03:38:13,840 --> 03:38:15,180 Where was I before? 3593 03:38:15,300 --> 03:38:16,420 I was up on the fifth floor. 3594 03:38:16,520 --> 03:38:18,520 There was nothing really to do with that rope. 3595 03:38:22,800 --> 03:38:24,680 You're saying that about the jack there. 3596 03:38:25,120 --> 03:38:26,620 Tough love oven glove. 3597 03:38:26,760 --> 03:38:29,080 But I don't have a jack. 3598 03:38:29,080 --> 03:38:33,880 I do. 3599 03:38:34,420 --> 03:38:35,300 When did I get that? 3600 03:38:36,000 --> 03:38:38,200 You used this to raise the car when you... 3601 03:38:38,200 --> 03:38:38,300 Okay. 3602 03:38:38,480 --> 03:38:39,820 Thank you very much there. 3603 03:38:39,920 --> 03:38:42,260 Tough love oven glove. 3604 03:38:42,260 --> 03:38:43,360 *thump* 3605 03:38:43,360 --> 03:38:44,360 *thump* 3606 03:38:44,360 --> 03:38:45,360 *thump* 3607 03:38:45,360 --> 03:38:45,860 *thump* 3608 03:38:45,860 --> 03:38:46,360 *thump* 3609 03:38:46,360 --> 03:38:46,860 *thump* 3610 03:38:46,860 --> 03:38:47,360 *thump* 3611 03:38:47,360 --> 03:38:47,860 *thump* 3612 03:38:47,860 --> 03:38:48,860 *thump* 3613 03:38:48,860 --> 03:38:49,360 *thump* 3614 03:38:49,360 --> 03:38:49,860 *thump* 3615 03:38:49,860 --> 03:38:50,860 *thump* 3616 03:38:50,860 --> 03:38:51,360 *thump* 3617 03:38:51,360 --> 03:38:51,860 *thump* 3618 03:38:51,860 --> 03:38:52,860 *thump* 3619 03:38:52,860 --> 03:38:53,360 *thump* 3620 03:38:53,360 --> 03:38:53,860 *thump* 3621 03:38:53,860 --> 03:38:54,860 *thump* 3622 03:38:54,860 --> 03:38:55,360 *thump* 3623 03:38:55,360 --> 03:38:55,860 *thump* 3624 03:38:55,860 --> 03:38:56,860 *thump* 3625 03:38:56,860 --> 03:38:57,360 *thump* 3626 03:38:57,360 --> 03:38:57,860 *thump* 3627 03:38:57,860 --> 03:38:58,360 *thump* 3628 03:38:58,360 --> 03:38:58,860 *thump* 3629 03:38:58,860 --> 03:38:59,360 *thump* 3630 03:38:59,360 --> 03:38:59,860 *thump* 3631 03:38:59,860 --> 03:39:00,360 *thump* 3632 03:39:00,360 --> 03:39:00,860 *thump* 3633 03:39:00,860 --> 03:39:01,360 *thump* 3634 03:39:01,360 --> 03:39:01,860 *thump* 3635 03:39:01,860 --> 03:39:02,360 *thump* 3636 03:39:02,360 --> 03:39:06,860 This is it. The pace is well and truly back on. 3637 03:39:06,860 --> 03:39:08,860 *thump* 3638 03:39:08,860 --> 03:39:13,040 A little bit of a fucking speed bump. 3639 03:39:25,360 --> 03:39:30,980 Door downstairs looks open too. No way I can get down here like this. Yes you can 3640 03:39:30,980 --> 03:39:36,220 with a rope. If she's good she can abseil down. 3641 03:39:36,220 --> 03:40:05,800 She's handy with the rope. Or is she? Nothing's happening lads. Game broke. Is the game broke? I used the rope. She had to press X. Press X to rope. Will he use the rope to get down? Yeah of course. 3642 03:40:05,800 --> 03:40:07,920 Fucking hell. 3643 03:40:19,140 --> 03:40:27,140 This is the floor. The second floor. We couldn't get onto this. Another zone replete with many doors to try. 3644 03:40:27,500 --> 03:40:31,440 The excitement just doesn't stop. We're inside the echo chamber right here. 3645 03:40:31,440 --> 03:40:40,920 Doesn't look like there's anything important around here. 3646 03:40:45,260 --> 03:40:49,820 Just bad. It's just a bed. Nobody is hiding under the covers. 3647 03:40:52,820 --> 03:41:01,140 Scampi fries. It looks like a packet of fucking scampi fries but it's beef jerky and a couple of fucking porcelain dalmatians. An old couch. 3648 03:41:03,140 --> 03:41:07,860 There's a booklet on top of the table there. Knife antique furniture in here. 3649 03:41:21,140 --> 03:41:22,140 You tear cure. 3650 03:41:28,460 --> 03:41:29,460 Teeth. 3651 03:41:47,100 --> 03:41:49,460 What the fuck is this little tombstone? Here look. 3652 03:41:49,460 --> 03:42:16,780 Green Ridge Mental Health Clinic. Let's go back there again. Was there a door I missed? Up there, down there to the right. Oh yeah, there's a shitty old bathroom. Did not notice this. Dark red stain on the bottom. Sick. Just for display. What? The toilet is just for display. 3653 03:42:16,780 --> 03:42:23,780 What kind of fucking gap is this? 3654 03:42:23,780 --> 03:42:41,660 I knew it. 3655 03:42:41,660 --> 03:43:11,640 Xanadu 2.0. I hope that's not game over now. Because I haven't saved Sculptom in quite a while. 3656 03:43:11,640 --> 03:43:41,620 Don't be game over. 3657 03:43:41,620 --> 03:43:43,620 Oh no. Not again. 3658 03:43:47,780 --> 03:43:49,620 Did she do this too? 3659 03:43:55,160 --> 03:44:23,680 Well, there you have it. It's been a switcheroo scenario. We didn't see that coming. Nobody anticipated that happening at any time. We thought it was just going to be a clean and serene walk through a few more corridors and then home to bed. Think again. We just bought ourselves a first class ticket to Shittsville, Tennessee. And there ain't no return train either. Strap yourself in. 3660 03:44:23,680 --> 03:44:52,800 It's about to get shitty. Listen to that tap twist dot wav. Papa save is right. Papa. Papa John's. Save slot one. Stuff. 3661 03:44:52,800 --> 03:45:11,180 I'm feeling very, very strong now with the katana. Little nod to Japanese culture there of the past. The katana. You can buy those in shops in Santa Panza. 3662 03:45:12,800 --> 03:45:21,560 I always wondered how would you get them back home? Fuckin' hell. And that's as creepy as it gets right now. That's as creepy as it gets. 3663 03:45:21,800 --> 03:45:47,800 It's a little bear. It's got bullets on it. Huh? There is a doll. There's a doll in the wheelchair. I've a bad feeling about it. What did she say? She said something else and I skipped it. 3664 03:45:47,800 --> 03:46:04,800 Oh god, look at that now. Another little fella being held by a fuckin' scumlord. That's... that looks like... 3665 03:46:04,800 --> 03:46:09,000 ...Conaldo from the last game but without the cone on his head. 3666 03:46:12,800 --> 03:46:14,800 It's the Arno Conaldo. 3667 03:46:19,800 --> 03:46:27,800 The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire, the zombie, Wednesday Adam, Wednesday Adam's friend, Adam's friend, or the devil. 3668 03:46:28,800 --> 03:46:29,800 That's the way I came in. 3669 03:46:31,800 --> 03:46:33,800 Josephconi.ie 3670 03:46:39,800 --> 03:46:41,800 Oh, fuck! 3671 03:46:45,800 --> 03:46:48,800 What's that like? A little crawled scumlord. 3672 03:46:53,800 --> 03:46:54,800 Might be as well... 3673 03:46:55,800 --> 03:46:56,800 Sorry about that. 3674 03:46:57,800 --> 03:46:58,800 That's... 3675 03:46:59,800 --> 03:47:02,800 Some heavy noisage. Sorry about that noisage there, yeah? 3676 03:47:02,800 --> 03:47:03,800 Yes. 3677 03:47:03,800 --> 03:47:15,800 Feeling very good about the Katana Blade. 3678 03:47:16,800 --> 03:47:21,800 But not so good about these new guys that we've encountered in the underworld version of this Silent Hill building. 3679 03:47:21,800 --> 03:47:22,800 How about you? 3680 03:47:22,800 --> 03:47:26,800 Hurricane Henry, thank you very much, Hurricane Henry. 3681 03:47:26,800 --> 03:47:27,800 Is it Hurricane or Hurricane? 3682 03:47:27,800 --> 03:47:31,800 Whatever way you want to say it, it's probably correct. 3683 03:47:32,800 --> 03:47:33,800 More on that later. 3684 03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:33,800 Find the holy ore. 3685 03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:34,800 Kill her. 3686 03:47:34,800 --> 03:47:35,800 Find the holy one. 3687 03:47:35,800 --> 03:47:36,800 I beg your pardon. 3688 03:47:36,800 --> 03:47:37,800 Before it said ore. 3689 03:47:37,800 --> 03:47:38,800 That... 3690 03:47:38,800 --> 03:47:39,800 That N is disgraceful. 3691 03:47:39,800 --> 03:47:40,800 It needs to be... 3692 03:47:40,800 --> 03:47:41,800 It needs to be a little bit longer on that little right hand side. 3693 03:47:41,800 --> 03:47:50,800 I thought it was some sort of holy metallic stuff that we found in the ground, you know? Or at least the minerals used to forge metal. 3694 03:47:50,800 --> 03:47:51,800 Oh, fuck. 3695 03:47:51,800 --> 03:48:05,800 Oh, fuck. Look at that. It's a picture of me. Or at least the girl, fucking Avatar. I'm controlling Heather. And on the back it says, "Find the holy one. I'm fucking kill her." 3696 03:48:05,800 --> 03:48:18,800 Oh fuck, look at that. It's a picture of me, or at least the girl, the fucking avatar. I'm controlling, Heather. And on the back it says, find the holy one and fucking kill her. 3697 03:48:19,800 --> 03:48:43,420 Willy Bejesus, thank you very much there for the tip. That means I'm being hunted by the hounds of hell, which is not a very nice thing to be fucking faced with. The realisation that that's what I'm actually in right now, that's the situation I found myself in, is really beginning to put the willies and the shivers up me. More so the shivers than the willies. I wouldn't like that to be happening, huh? 3698 03:48:47,300 --> 03:48:51,400 That's me. Who could have taken this photo? That's really creepy. 3699 03:49:14,800 --> 03:49:18,120 Oh, here we go. David Bowie, look. 3700 03:49:22,600 --> 03:49:24,120 Leon S. Kennedy, boy. 3701 03:49:27,380 --> 03:49:27,780 Heather. 3702 03:49:28,600 --> 03:49:29,080 Oh God. 3703 03:49:29,180 --> 03:49:30,940 That's what you're called now, isn't it? 3704 03:49:31,000 --> 03:49:32,240 He needs to die, this cut. 3705 03:49:32,660 --> 03:49:33,680 And who are you? 3706 03:49:35,220 --> 03:49:36,400 The name's Vincent. 3707 03:49:38,260 --> 03:49:39,500 Don't forget it, okay? 3708 03:49:40,720 --> 03:49:42,000 I'm on your side. 3709 03:49:42,300 --> 03:49:45,440 So you say. 3710 03:49:45,960 --> 03:49:47,900 But how do I know you're not with her? 3711 03:49:48,800 --> 03:49:49,160 Her? 3712 03:49:51,620 --> 03:49:52,840 You mean Claudia? 3713 03:49:53,620 --> 03:49:54,020 Claudia Wickham? 3714 03:49:54,020 --> 03:49:55,920 Please don't lump me together with her. 3715 03:49:56,920 --> 03:50:00,140 She was totally brainwashed by that crazy old hag. 3716 03:50:00,480 --> 03:50:01,620 He needs to be fucking... 3717 03:50:01,620 --> 03:50:04,680 Head right in there, and then press. 3718 03:50:04,680 --> 03:50:04,760 Press. 3719 03:50:04,980 --> 03:50:07,840 Crazy old hag is a bit harsh. 3720 03:50:08,760 --> 03:50:10,860 She is your mother, after all. 3721 03:50:11,080 --> 03:50:15,520 Alright, the good thing about the PCSX2 emulator is that you can pause these cutscenes. 3722 03:50:15,620 --> 03:50:18,220 You wouldn't have been able to, in the original, probably would have just skipped you on. 3723 03:50:18,660 --> 03:50:20,880 But this guy, I'm already getting bad vibes off him. 3724 03:50:20,920 --> 03:50:22,060 His acting is atrocious. 3725 03:50:22,720 --> 03:50:24,260 And he's a computer fucking image. 3726 03:50:24,360 --> 03:50:25,380 How is that even possible? 3727 03:50:25,620 --> 03:50:27,160 They could have got him to take it better. 3728 03:50:27,840 --> 03:50:28,960 But he does need... 3729 03:50:28,960 --> 03:50:30,540 He would really, really benefit. 3730 03:50:30,680 --> 03:50:35,100 Or at least my life would benefit from him being placed there. 3731 03:50:35,160 --> 03:50:35,820 His neck there. 3732 03:50:35,880 --> 03:50:36,300 Head there. 3733 03:50:36,460 --> 03:50:37,820 And then just pressure. 3734 03:50:42,680 --> 03:50:43,540 Just like that. 3735 03:50:44,280 --> 03:50:45,400 Let's see how this goes. 3736 03:50:45,500 --> 03:50:46,700 I don't think that's going to happen to him. 3737 03:50:46,940 --> 03:50:47,460 What, Harry? 3738 03:50:48,000 --> 03:50:48,820 What do you mean? 3739 03:50:51,400 --> 03:50:53,020 You don't remember? 3740 03:50:53,020 --> 03:51:17,620 Robo Shackton. 3741 03:51:17,620 --> 03:51:17,620 Robo Shackton. 3742 03:51:17,620 --> 03:51:18,620 I apologize. 3743 03:51:20,180 --> 03:51:22,000 Please, calm down. 3744 03:51:22,140 --> 03:51:23,780 How do you know my father anyway? 3745 03:51:26,260 --> 03:51:27,840 I know everything. 3746 03:51:29,660 --> 03:51:32,480 I know about your past, too. 3747 03:51:32,920 --> 03:51:34,880 Then tell me what's going on. 3748 03:51:35,520 --> 03:51:37,300 You don't know even that? 3749 03:51:37,920 --> 03:51:39,300 That's why I'm asking. 3750 03:51:40,760 --> 03:51:44,560 If you know everything, then tell me how I can put an end to this. 3751 03:51:44,900 --> 03:51:45,760 Not yet. 3752 03:51:45,760 --> 03:51:49,100 Computer game. 3753 03:51:49,300 --> 03:51:50,920 Enjoy yourself a bit longer. 3754 03:51:51,780 --> 03:51:52,220 Enjoy? 3755 03:51:53,800 --> 03:51:55,720 I feel like I'm going crazy. 3756 03:51:57,660 --> 03:51:59,780 Doesn't this place get to you at all? 3757 03:52:00,720 --> 03:52:02,640 It gets to me all right. 3758 03:52:03,380 --> 03:52:06,700 I find it most fascinating. 3759 03:52:08,920 --> 03:52:09,360 Wait! 3760 03:52:09,740 --> 03:52:11,020 I'm not finished talking. 3761 03:52:12,860 --> 03:52:14,540 I knew you were on her side. 3762 03:52:15,180 --> 03:52:16,000 How do you think? 3763 03:52:17,320 --> 03:52:18,520 It is like the music. 3764 03:52:18,720 --> 03:52:19,600 They used some waterboard. 3765 03:52:19,600 --> 03:52:20,640 You too. 3766 03:52:20,640 --> 03:52:22,320 Chris Hitchens. 3767 03:52:22,560 --> 03:52:23,060 Hictions. 3768 03:52:23,060 --> 03:52:23,840 I was going to tell you. 3769 03:52:26,840 --> 03:52:36,020 Thank you very much. 3770 03:52:36,020 --> 03:52:36,020 Thank you very much. 3771 03:52:36,800 --> 03:52:38,160 A clone named Jessop. 3772 03:52:38,340 --> 03:52:41,680 A clone named Jessop. 3773 03:52:42,380 --> 03:52:44,060 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3774 03:52:44,920 --> 03:52:48,420 I'm going to move myself back over to the left-hand side of the father. 3775 03:52:49,300 --> 03:52:52,760 I'll roam around the virtual environment with my avatar. 3776 03:52:52,760 --> 03:52:57,560 I've got a lovely bottle of Oxidol going there if anyone wants. 3777 03:52:57,560 --> 03:52:59,520 It'll get you fucking walloped. 3778 03:53:00,520 --> 03:53:02,180 I've got a health drink as well for afters. 3779 03:53:03,180 --> 03:53:04,900 I've got a first aid kit if you're fucked. 3780 03:53:05,900 --> 03:53:09,620 I've got another first aid kit as well in case you get fucked even more. 3781 03:53:11,040 --> 03:53:12,700 And then I'm done with those shelves. 3782 03:53:14,460 --> 03:53:15,360 Anything else? 3783 03:53:16,140 --> 03:53:18,640 There's a junior high school chemistry book here. 3784 03:53:20,720 --> 03:53:27,920 When you pour diluted hydrogen peroxide onto manganese dioxide, oxygen is produced. 3785 03:53:28,560 --> 03:53:31,580 Although, oxygen will not burn on its own. 3786 03:53:31,840 --> 03:53:32,540 You do know that. 3787 03:53:32,840 --> 03:53:33,640 You do know that, yeah? 3788 03:53:34,440 --> 03:53:36,120 It will help other things to burn. 3789 03:53:42,460 --> 03:53:46,320 That's what we're going to use that shite for that we just got off the shelf there. 3790 03:53:50,200 --> 03:53:50,600 Oxidol. 3791 03:53:50,600 --> 03:53:52,160 Disinfect cuts. 3792 03:53:52,300 --> 03:53:53,460 But it foams when you put it on. 3793 03:53:53,520 --> 03:53:54,360 But we won't use it. 3794 03:53:54,480 --> 03:53:56,700 We will only use it when we're setting fire to shite. 3795 03:54:03,200 --> 03:54:04,440 Bit loud on that door. 3796 03:54:09,640 --> 03:54:10,320 Why not? 3797 03:54:10,320 --> 03:54:27,840 A weird guy is in there. 3798 03:54:27,840 --> 03:54:29,540 Too was he like. 3799 03:54:29,540 --> 03:54:31,700 Offbeat scenes. 3800 03:54:32,500 --> 03:54:34,940 As per usual from the Silent Hill team. 3801 03:54:35,720 --> 03:54:36,020 But. 3802 03:54:38,620 --> 03:54:43,740 Sadly lacking in any sort of connection or empathy with that character whatsoever. 3803 03:54:43,900 --> 03:54:44,560 I don't like him. 3804 03:54:44,620 --> 03:54:46,320 I know he's probably not meant to be liked. 3805 03:54:46,320 --> 03:54:47,640 But. 3806 03:54:47,640 --> 03:54:54,480 The least it could do is give them a kind of veneer of authenticity and. 3807 03:54:56,300 --> 03:54:57,400 Or reality. 3808 03:54:57,560 --> 03:54:59,920 That guy is just too much of. 3809 03:55:00,340 --> 03:55:02,160 He just looks like an idiot. 3810 03:55:03,040 --> 03:55:03,320 You know. 3811 03:55:03,380 --> 03:55:04,240 He looks like. 3812 03:55:06,400 --> 03:55:06,920 Leon. 3813 03:55:07,560 --> 03:55:09,080 Kennedy crossed with. 3814 03:55:09,680 --> 03:55:12,400 David Bowie in some film that I've never seen before. 3815 03:55:12,760 --> 03:55:13,160 Conrad. 3816 03:55:13,260 --> 03:55:14,380 Thank you very much for the tip. 3817 03:55:14,860 --> 03:55:16,500 These cunts are moving too fast. 3818 03:55:17,460 --> 03:55:20,380 They're moving too fast and we need to destroy them with the gun. 3819 03:55:24,040 --> 03:55:26,100 Your dog has been destroyed. 3820 03:55:32,820 --> 03:55:33,640 I'll get caught. 3821 03:55:33,640 --> 03:55:51,820 I'll get caught. 3822 03:55:51,820 --> 03:56:08,780 How to legislate for unpredictable transitions into the nightmare world. 3823 03:56:08,920 --> 03:56:09,660 Thank you very much. 3824 03:56:10,240 --> 03:56:11,700 Willem de Friend and Conrad. 3825 03:56:12,020 --> 03:56:14,560 And Spotify wrapped 2024. 3826 03:56:15,360 --> 03:56:17,140 How was your wrapped looking this year? 3827 03:56:17,500 --> 03:56:18,680 Commido and the coal parma. 3828 03:56:19,300 --> 03:56:21,120 How was your wrapped looking this year Francis? 3829 03:56:21,120 --> 03:56:22,320 Thank you very much for the tip. 3830 03:56:22,700 --> 03:56:23,440 I played it. 3831 03:56:23,820 --> 03:56:26,960 Turn that fucking filth off my headphones now. 3832 03:56:27,840 --> 03:56:30,020 I played it earlier on Spotify wrapped. 3833 03:56:30,120 --> 03:56:30,740 Thanks for the tip. 3834 03:56:30,940 --> 03:56:31,780 And it was. 3835 03:56:32,440 --> 03:56:34,660 All it was was the same tunes. 3836 03:56:35,260 --> 03:56:36,200 Bill Evans. 3837 03:56:36,920 --> 03:56:37,760 Beach Boys. 3838 03:56:38,220 --> 03:56:40,380 And a few rap tunes as well. 3839 03:56:40,540 --> 03:56:41,880 One which was very naughty. 3840 03:56:42,120 --> 03:56:43,480 Caught us all unawares. 3841 03:56:44,140 --> 03:56:47,020 And it had a few of the bad words in it. 3842 03:56:47,100 --> 03:56:48,280 But it was said by. 3843 03:56:48,840 --> 03:56:49,560 Not me. 3844 03:56:49,640 --> 03:56:50,300 So it's fine. 3845 03:56:50,420 --> 03:56:53,860 It's fine. 3846 03:56:53,860 --> 03:56:53,860 It's fine. 3847 03:57:04,860 --> 03:57:06,140 And that's you done. 3848 03:57:08,200 --> 03:57:09,340 That is you done. 3849 03:57:09,340 --> 03:57:09,340 That is you done. 3850 03:57:13,340 --> 03:57:23,480 I had craft work. 3851 03:57:24,160 --> 03:57:27,960 Plenty of tour de France by craft work. 3852 03:57:28,360 --> 03:57:29,660 I was trained. 3853 03:57:29,660 --> 03:57:30,220 Hanley man. 3854 03:57:30,320 --> 03:57:31,160 Thank you very much. 3855 03:57:31,200 --> 03:57:31,640 Hanley man. 3856 03:57:31,720 --> 03:57:32,860 Very very kind of you there. 3857 03:57:33,420 --> 03:57:35,360 Let's try and deliver here for Hanley man. 3858 03:57:35,440 --> 03:57:36,680 For Spotify and for Willem. 3859 03:57:36,760 --> 03:57:38,100 And for Conrad as well. 3860 03:57:38,200 --> 03:57:39,580 Who says have to go lovely night. 3861 03:57:39,640 --> 03:57:41,240 Enjoying silence in the hills. 3862 03:57:44,840 --> 03:57:46,680 They are loud as all cons. 3863 03:57:46,780 --> 03:57:49,800 Don't talk about my paid father figure like that. 3864 03:57:49,900 --> 03:57:50,420 I don't. 3865 03:57:50,420 --> 03:57:50,940 I don't get that. 3866 03:57:50,980 --> 03:57:52,180 I'll have to reread it in a bit. 3867 03:57:52,640 --> 03:57:56,320 Let me just try and maintain a level of composure and focus. 3868 03:57:56,580 --> 03:57:57,460 Dedication to this. 3869 03:57:57,520 --> 03:57:59,480 Now I found myself in a metal lift. 3870 03:58:01,480 --> 03:58:02,540 Metal slug. 3871 03:58:03,800 --> 03:58:05,460 Any way out of this at all is there? 3872 03:58:06,280 --> 03:58:06,980 Just buttons. 3873 03:58:07,360 --> 03:58:08,320 COVID-19. 3874 03:58:08,320 --> 03:58:08,760 19. 3875 03:58:09,640 --> 03:58:10,240 Brent Eagle. 3876 03:58:10,300 --> 03:58:10,960 Thank you very much. 3877 03:58:10,960 --> 03:58:10,960 Very interesting. 3878 03:58:10,960 --> 03:58:14,520 Just wonder what floor there I should go to. 3879 03:58:14,580 --> 03:58:17,420 If there's anyone who knows exactly where I should go first. 3880 03:58:17,540 --> 03:58:21,980 Or should I just take a wild punt on the fucking elevator of truth and destiny. 3881 03:58:22,580 --> 03:58:28,720 There might be a few silent hill heads out there who can dispatch news towards me at a rapid pace. 3882 03:58:28,820 --> 03:58:29,400 Leo said three. 3883 03:58:29,480 --> 03:58:31,520 I'm just going to take your first word for it Leo. 3884 03:58:32,080 --> 03:58:32,940 Welcome to the stream. 3885 03:58:33,040 --> 03:58:34,080 Welcome to the dream. 3886 03:58:34,720 --> 03:58:35,840 And three doesn't work Leo. 3887 03:58:36,960 --> 03:58:37,780 Shackle says one. 3888 03:58:38,640 --> 03:58:39,180 There we go. 3889 03:58:39,180 --> 03:58:49,060 Thank you very much Brent Eagle says thanks for playing these so I never have to. 3890 03:58:49,780 --> 03:59:06,080 That's why I thought there would be some value in them as well because I know there's a lot of people who might have had these games in their life or they were around when they were younger but they just haven't really got the time or the fucking patience to play them. 3891 03:59:06,860 --> 03:59:18,100 And I for one can't live out my life and ever imagine a world where I leave this world whenever that is hopefully a long time away. 3892 03:59:18,840 --> 03:59:27,200 Without having completed this work of art you know and it was there and it was just ignored by me because I was too scared at the time to play it. 3893 03:59:27,860 --> 03:59:29,400 Look at the fucking state of that like. 3894 03:59:31,140 --> 03:59:32,380 Look at the state of that. 3895 03:59:34,980 --> 03:59:37,680 Never even got this far back in the day. 3896 03:59:38,160 --> 03:59:39,500 Couldn't stomach it. 3897 03:59:40,140 --> 03:59:42,320 Got as far as the subway as I said earlier on. 3898 03:59:42,380 --> 03:59:44,520 I was in the subway and that was it for me. 3899 03:59:44,880 --> 03:59:45,400 Good night. 3900 03:59:45,500 --> 03:59:46,000 God bless. 3901 03:59:46,720 --> 03:59:47,460 Not having it. 3902 03:59:50,740 --> 03:59:51,740 Lovely soundscape. 3903 03:59:53,960 --> 03:59:55,360 OB10 spot Kenobi. 3904 03:59:55,480 --> 03:59:56,240 Thank you very much. 3905 04:00:11,600 --> 04:00:13,420 Every fucking studio at night. 3906 04:00:14,400 --> 04:00:15,420 Insurance companies. 3907 04:00:16,420 --> 04:00:16,940 Produces. 3908 04:00:17,660 --> 04:00:19,200 Thank you very much there Paul. 3909 04:00:21,600 --> 04:00:24,400 Any chance of a birthday shout out from my brother Gary. 3910 04:00:24,520 --> 04:00:25,560 He turned 30 today. 3911 04:00:25,800 --> 04:00:26,240 Gary. 3912 04:00:26,620 --> 04:00:28,280 How are you? 3913 04:00:28,820 --> 04:00:29,860 Happy day of birth. 3914 04:00:30,240 --> 04:00:31,880 And I hope that it all goes well for you. 3915 04:00:32,020 --> 04:00:32,400 30. 3916 04:00:32,880 --> 04:00:34,940 Still a great age to be. 3917 04:00:37,280 --> 04:00:40,540 Let's just fucking put this on a reload. 3918 04:00:40,920 --> 04:00:43,840 Let's stick a health drink into our veins. 3919 04:00:44,320 --> 04:00:46,240 And then let's move at pace. 3920 04:00:46,660 --> 04:00:48,440 There's going to be a lot of pain coming up lads. 3921 04:00:49,000 --> 04:00:49,860 Don't fucking... 3922 04:00:49,860 --> 04:00:52,180 Don't get scared now. 3923 04:00:57,180 --> 04:00:58,220 This absolute... 3924 04:00:58,220 --> 04:01:01,740 Disgusting excuse. 3925 04:01:03,480 --> 04:01:05,780 Sitting down on his arse doing nothing. 3926 04:01:08,180 --> 04:01:08,700 Nothing. 3927 04:01:17,840 --> 04:01:18,580 He's got a... 3928 04:01:18,580 --> 04:01:19,020 He's got a... 3929 04:01:19,020 --> 04:01:19,500 He's got a bullets... 3930 04:01:19,500 --> 04:01:21,040 He's got a box of bullets behind him. 3931 04:01:22,120 --> 04:01:24,180 And then there's some stuff over there. 3932 04:01:24,400 --> 04:01:26,100 I'm just going to try and not fight him. 3933 04:01:26,380 --> 04:01:26,960 And see how I get on. 3934 04:01:27,420 --> 04:01:28,340 I'll save Scummit. 3935 04:01:31,340 --> 04:01:33,140 Turn the volume down a smidge. 3936 04:01:33,220 --> 04:01:34,280 So it's not fucking annoying. 3937 04:01:35,540 --> 04:01:36,240 Save that. 3938 04:01:36,340 --> 04:01:37,420 Into slot one. 3939 04:01:39,300 --> 04:01:40,160 Slot world. 3940 04:01:48,720 --> 04:01:49,080 Yeah. 3941 04:01:49,160 --> 04:01:49,720 I can hear him. 3942 04:01:49,860 --> 04:01:50,380 He's getting up. 3943 04:01:50,720 --> 04:01:51,580 Got the pork liver. 3944 04:01:53,180 --> 04:01:54,640 What's that going to do for me though? 3945 04:01:54,720 --> 04:01:54,900 You know? 3946 04:01:55,560 --> 04:01:57,260 What's the pork liver going to do for me? 3947 04:01:57,820 --> 04:01:59,080 He's blocking my path. 3948 04:01:59,240 --> 04:02:00,240 He's big. 3949 04:02:00,320 --> 04:02:01,260 He's globulous. 3950 04:02:02,320 --> 04:02:03,700 He's very globulous. 3951 04:02:07,600 --> 04:02:10,940 We can lure him over here like a fucking tub of lure pack. 3952 04:02:11,360 --> 04:02:14,380 It looks like he's lived his life just eating lure pack. 3953 04:02:14,860 --> 04:02:15,620 Day and night. 3954 04:02:16,660 --> 04:02:18,100 Salted Danish butter. 3955 04:02:19,440 --> 04:02:21,440 That's what happens if you eat butter lads. 3956 04:02:21,600 --> 04:02:22,480 And butter only. 3957 04:02:22,580 --> 04:02:23,680 You turn into that there. 3958 04:02:24,460 --> 04:02:26,760 A real sad sack of fucking puss. 3959 04:02:27,660 --> 04:02:31,640 And he's got, as I said, what looks, what appears to be no penis. 3960 04:02:32,440 --> 04:02:38,060 Just an 180 degree arse that goes from back to belly. 3961 04:02:38,640 --> 04:02:39,980 Just a massive arse. 3962 04:02:43,480 --> 04:02:44,260 And we can leave him. 3963 04:02:44,500 --> 04:02:45,120 He's rubbish. 3964 04:02:45,440 --> 04:02:46,500 He's absolutely rubbish. 3965 04:02:47,240 --> 04:02:48,880 We didn't even have to do anything to him. 3966 04:02:57,320 --> 04:02:58,140 We've got liver. 3967 04:02:58,300 --> 04:02:59,500 What are we going to do with that liver? 3968 04:02:59,940 --> 04:03:00,520 We've got liver. 3969 04:03:00,860 --> 04:03:02,020 What are we going to do with that liver? 3970 04:03:02,120 --> 04:03:03,360 I'm going to just keep saying that. 3971 04:03:07,240 --> 04:03:08,720 Maybe we can examine the liver. 3972 04:03:10,940 --> 04:03:12,020 Let's examine that. 3973 04:03:12,740 --> 04:03:15,320 This was in the cafe's fridge. 3974 04:03:15,440 --> 04:03:17,660 Got to do something with it before it goes bad. 3975 04:03:17,720 --> 04:03:18,000 Okay. 3976 04:03:18,120 --> 04:03:20,340 So she's concerned about its sell-by date. 3977 04:03:23,940 --> 04:03:25,240 Or use-by date. 3978 04:03:33,700 --> 04:03:34,180 Liver. 3979 04:03:34,680 --> 04:03:35,160 Monster. 3980 04:03:35,300 --> 04:03:36,940 Maybe you feed the liver to the monster. 3981 04:03:38,040 --> 04:03:38,260 Yeah? 3982 04:03:38,820 --> 04:03:39,800 Sounds about right. 3983 04:03:40,420 --> 04:03:42,980 Sounds like something that had happened in this game, all right. 3984 04:03:44,920 --> 04:03:47,400 A bit of liver inside that monster's fucking mouth. 3985 04:03:49,060 --> 04:03:49,780 Bit of garlic. 3986 04:03:49,920 --> 04:03:50,380 Fry it up. 3987 04:03:50,440 --> 04:03:50,740 Yum. 3988 04:03:52,320 --> 04:03:53,120 Creepy clown. 3989 04:03:53,500 --> 04:03:54,320 Creepy clown. 3990 04:03:54,460 --> 04:03:54,820 The non. 3991 04:03:54,940 --> 04:03:55,560 The grim reaper. 3992 04:03:55,680 --> 04:03:56,220 The werewolf. 3993 04:03:56,320 --> 04:03:56,780 The vampire. 3994 04:03:57,200 --> 04:03:57,740 The zombie. 3995 04:03:58,100 --> 04:03:58,500 Wednesday. 3996 04:03:58,800 --> 04:03:59,280 Wednesday. 3997 04:03:59,840 --> 04:04:01,340 Looks like a fairy tale. 3998 04:04:01,440 --> 04:04:01,960 Or the devil. 3999 04:04:01,960 --> 04:04:14,060 Once upon a time, there was a monster. 4000 04:04:14,640 --> 04:04:15,580 A monster. 4001 04:04:16,320 --> 04:04:17,180 A monster. 4002 04:04:17,860 --> 04:04:19,580 Living at the gates of a village. 4003 04:04:19,960 --> 04:04:23,140 It was a very scary and bad monster. 4004 04:04:23,140 --> 04:04:24,820 It would catch people. 4005 04:04:25,080 --> 04:04:27,240 And crunch them up with its big teeth. 4006 04:04:28,040 --> 04:04:30,760 The villagers, of course, were afraid of this monster. 4007 04:04:30,920 --> 04:04:32,660 No one would dare approach the gates. 4008 04:04:33,120 --> 04:04:34,960 Everyone was stuck inside the village. 4009 04:04:35,360 --> 04:04:38,220 When the king heard about this, he summoned his knights. 4010 04:04:38,520 --> 04:04:41,400 The knights eagerly rode out to defeat the monster. 4011 04:04:41,640 --> 04:04:43,080 Take that. 4012 04:04:43,320 --> 04:04:44,840 Their swords slashed. 4013 04:04:45,140 --> 04:04:46,940 And their spears flashed. 4014 04:04:47,340 --> 04:04:49,560 But the fucking monster wouldn't die. 4015 04:04:50,180 --> 04:04:54,060 The monster tossed the knights off into its mouth one by one. 4016 04:04:54,400 --> 04:04:55,440 Horses and all. 4017 04:04:56,380 --> 04:04:57,840 What was the king to do? 4018 04:04:58,160 --> 04:05:00,520 He fretted and infused and paced the floor. 4019 04:05:00,600 --> 04:05:02,060 But he couldn't think of no solution. 4020 04:05:02,680 --> 04:05:05,560 Soon after, the village priestess came to the castle. 4021 04:05:06,100 --> 04:05:08,300 She was a very kind and good person. 4022 04:05:09,140 --> 04:05:14,680 The king asked her to defeat the monster guarding the gates. 4023 04:05:16,400 --> 04:05:17,380 The book's torn. 4024 04:05:17,480 --> 04:05:18,140 The rest is missing. 4025 04:05:18,860 --> 04:05:20,400 I remember reading this a long time ago. 4026 04:05:20,480 --> 04:05:22,000 I think I borrowed it from someone. 4027 04:05:22,300 --> 04:05:23,560 Don't remember how it ended though. 4028 04:05:23,940 --> 04:05:24,540 Grr. 4029 04:05:25,020 --> 04:05:27,400 Didn't I read the story through to the end? 4030 04:05:28,640 --> 04:05:29,940 What a load of wank. 4031 04:05:30,980 --> 04:05:32,800 Is this the monster from the book? 4032 04:05:32,840 --> 04:05:34,680 If it is, I don't watch. 4033 04:05:35,060 --> 04:05:36,060 And I don't watch myself. 4034 04:05:36,420 --> 04:05:38,000 It'll gobble me up in no time. 4035 04:05:38,320 --> 04:05:39,100 How old are you, man? 4036 04:05:39,100 --> 04:05:39,940 Fucking five. 4037 04:05:41,440 --> 04:05:43,480 I can't tell where its mouth is though. 4038 04:05:43,920 --> 04:05:46,340 Just stick some liver into its fucking guts. 4039 04:05:48,140 --> 04:05:49,760 Stick some liver right into it. 4040 04:05:49,860 --> 04:05:50,800 No, can't use it. 4041 04:05:51,720 --> 04:05:52,660 See you later, man. 4042 04:05:53,360 --> 04:05:53,920 But I tell you what. 4043 04:05:54,080 --> 04:05:55,180 What about that sound? 4044 04:05:55,560 --> 04:05:55,720 Huh? 4045 04:05:56,440 --> 04:05:57,360 This sound here. 4046 04:06:02,360 --> 04:06:03,940 Love that sound. 4047 04:06:03,940 --> 04:06:03,980 Love that sound. 4048 04:06:06,700 --> 04:06:07,520 Use the katana. 4049 04:06:08,740 --> 04:06:09,200 I will. 4050 04:06:11,020 --> 04:06:14,600 Years ago, I was Chinese. 4051 04:06:15,400 --> 04:06:17,280 Thank you very much there, Schlugathor. 4052 04:06:17,340 --> 04:06:19,440 Would you play a bit of PT for us at some point? 4053 04:06:20,100 --> 04:06:20,660 What's that? 4054 04:06:20,880 --> 04:06:22,180 Pure talk, is it? 4055 04:06:24,760 --> 04:06:25,400 What's that? 4056 04:06:25,520 --> 04:06:26,180 Piss talk. 4057 04:06:27,980 --> 04:06:28,480 Oh, no. 4058 04:06:28,540 --> 04:06:28,920 I will. 4059 04:06:29,080 --> 04:06:30,680 Is that the one that was cancelled, though? 4060 04:06:30,720 --> 04:06:32,640 I mean, what's the point in playing a cancelled game? 4061 04:06:32,720 --> 04:06:34,100 It's just a demo, is it not? 4062 04:06:36,480 --> 04:06:37,380 I could be wrong. 4063 04:06:42,220 --> 04:06:45,060 But, uh, saying that it's just a demo. 4064 04:06:45,320 --> 04:06:47,380 I didn't actually finish it through, so. 4065 04:06:48,260 --> 04:06:50,540 And the katana there is useless, so. 4066 04:06:51,560 --> 04:06:53,000 The katana is just useless. 4067 04:06:58,680 --> 04:06:59,840 Back into the lift. 4068 04:07:01,080 --> 04:07:02,140 Oh, fuck me. 4069 04:07:02,300 --> 04:07:04,220 That was a real mind warp there. 4070 04:07:04,400 --> 04:07:07,320 And I have to keep dealing with the same monster again and again. 4071 04:07:09,800 --> 04:07:13,620 And a terrible shit tale from a children's monster book. 4072 04:07:28,520 --> 04:07:34,620 But if it is available there, Schlugathor, thanks for the tip, I will play it. 4073 04:07:35,580 --> 04:07:43,560 But as I recall, it was a PlayStation 4 or a PlayStation 3 download back in the day. 4074 04:07:47,360 --> 04:07:52,380 But surely someone's done a job on it and managed to make a PC port. 4075 04:07:59,860 --> 04:08:01,300 The lift we just used. 4076 04:08:02,660 --> 04:08:03,480 This is another lift. 4077 04:08:09,240 --> 04:08:11,120 And that's fucking the pleitecons. 4078 04:08:11,220 --> 04:08:12,120 We've already killed these. 4079 04:08:13,000 --> 04:08:13,940 Already killed these. 4080 04:08:14,340 --> 04:08:15,460 Can't remember killing them enough. 4081 04:08:17,120 --> 04:08:17,940 Oh, he's already here. 4082 04:08:18,020 --> 04:08:18,380 Okay, yeah. 4083 04:08:18,460 --> 04:08:19,380 So back into the lift. 4084 04:08:19,540 --> 04:08:21,540 And then number 4 is what we want. 4085 04:08:22,340 --> 04:08:24,280 Unless there's something here we can use the liver on. 4086 04:08:24,440 --> 04:08:24,600 No? 4087 04:08:24,960 --> 04:08:25,180 No. 4088 04:08:25,380 --> 04:08:25,640 Nothing. 4089 04:08:25,820 --> 04:08:26,060 Nothing. 4090 04:08:26,100 --> 04:08:26,360 Nothing. 4091 04:08:26,420 --> 04:08:26,580 Nothing. 4092 04:08:26,640 --> 04:08:26,840 Nothing. 4093 04:08:26,840 --> 04:08:27,040 Nothing. 4094 04:08:27,040 --> 04:08:27,260 Nothing. 4095 04:08:27,740 --> 04:08:29,320 Although at the same time, let's just check that door. 4096 04:08:37,040 --> 04:08:37,280 Broken. 4097 04:08:55,520 --> 04:08:57,200 Potato boss, thank you very much. 4098 04:08:57,460 --> 04:08:58,220 Serious pace. 4099 04:08:58,360 --> 04:09:00,400 Sorry to slow you down by making you read this. 4100 04:09:00,440 --> 04:09:00,700 Good luck. 4101 04:09:00,780 --> 04:09:01,520 Thank you very much. 4102 04:09:01,620 --> 04:09:02,580 No problem whatsoever. 4103 04:09:03,320 --> 04:09:06,040 Let's get this pace show back on the fucking mother load. 4104 04:09:06,380 --> 04:09:08,640 And get our ass to number 4 floor, yeah? 4105 04:09:09,100 --> 04:09:10,220 Underworld version. 4106 04:09:11,080 --> 04:09:12,100 We don't fuck around. 4107 04:09:26,900 --> 04:09:29,320 That's just me throwing my own two cents into the mix. 4108 04:09:29,840 --> 04:09:31,600 There's nothing useful written on it. 4109 04:09:31,600 --> 04:09:39,080 Fall down there, you would. 4110 04:09:39,740 --> 04:09:41,640 Someone needs to put a fucking barrier up there. 4111 04:09:41,720 --> 04:09:42,920 Get on to your local TD. 4112 04:09:44,440 --> 04:09:44,840 Tomorrow. 4113 04:09:45,360 --> 04:09:46,220 First thing tomorrow. 4114 04:09:48,720 --> 04:09:54,760 And tell them about the fucking hazards in the underworld section of the big building in 4115 04:09:54,760 --> 04:09:55,440 Silent Hill 3. 4116 04:09:56,880 --> 04:09:57,620 Fucking disgrace. 4117 04:09:57,800 --> 04:09:59,860 Some drunk cunt's going to fall down there. 4118 04:10:10,100 --> 04:10:11,180 Where are the handrails? 4119 04:10:13,260 --> 04:10:16,220 I'm going to save scum and see if anything happens if I go down there. 4120 04:10:16,680 --> 04:10:17,300 Save that. 4121 04:10:17,580 --> 04:10:18,160 That's us. 4122 04:10:22,360 --> 04:10:22,660 No? 4123 04:10:31,660 --> 04:10:33,940 Okay, so it's definitely not happening there. 4124 04:10:34,580 --> 04:10:42,060 What we need to do is find a way to open up these doors by leaving this hole. 4125 04:10:42,200 --> 04:10:44,540 Absolute fucking hole that we're in. 4126 04:10:45,000 --> 04:10:46,820 And go into floor number 5. 4127 04:10:51,700 --> 04:10:53,220 Tell you what I was watching there. 4128 04:10:53,700 --> 04:10:57,300 I was sent a clip of Michael Barrymore singing... 4129 04:10:57,300 --> 04:10:59,100 Everybody. 4130 04:11:00,600 --> 04:11:01,000 Yeah. 4131 04:11:01,960 --> 04:11:03,560 Rock your body. 4132 04:11:03,900 --> 04:11:04,760 And it was chilling. 4133 04:11:05,360 --> 04:11:11,160 So we might just watch that for a chilling palate cleanse before we delve into floor number 5. 4134 04:11:12,440 --> 04:11:16,660 That actually sent me on a fucking Barrymore spiral where I looked at... 4135 04:11:16,660 --> 04:11:18,240 He's got his own YouTube channel. 4136 04:11:18,440 --> 04:11:21,560 And he was just like arsing around fucking Amsterdam with the dog. 4137 04:11:22,320 --> 04:11:23,580 Just eating nice food. 4138 04:11:24,640 --> 04:11:26,080 But that's beside the point. 4139 04:11:26,400 --> 04:11:29,320 The Backstreet Boys rendition of... 4140 04:11:29,320 --> 04:11:31,720 Or the fucking Barrymore rendition of the Backstreet Boys. 4141 04:11:32,020 --> 04:11:32,440 That's... 4142 04:11:33,280 --> 04:11:36,020 It's another world of sheer terror. 4143 04:11:36,140 --> 04:11:37,480 I don't know if you're aware of it. 4144 04:11:39,120 --> 04:11:40,920 But I'm going to make you aware of it. 4145 04:11:41,420 --> 04:11:42,540 Because I think you need to know. 4146 04:11:45,740 --> 04:11:46,800 I think you need to know. 4147 04:11:57,080 --> 04:11:58,260 I hope it's on YouTube. 4148 04:12:00,000 --> 04:12:00,800 Oh, brilliant. 4149 04:12:01,700 --> 04:12:02,720 This is unbelievable. 4150 04:12:07,600 --> 04:12:10,220 Let me just turn the reverb off on that. 4151 04:12:10,220 --> 04:12:11,300 Higgins isn't simple. 4152 04:12:11,800 --> 04:12:14,500 Thank you very much there, Higgins, for the tip there. 4153 04:12:14,680 --> 04:12:18,460 Mr. Persian Princess, thank you very much for your kind, heart, and generous tip. 4154 04:12:18,940 --> 04:12:23,660 You're now going to be treated to pure, solid entertainment and culture. 4155 04:12:24,680 --> 04:12:27,200 Sadly taken away from us by the woke mob. 4156 04:12:29,640 --> 04:12:30,080 Brave. 4157 04:12:32,740 --> 04:12:34,020 What's the story with Brave? 4158 04:12:34,120 --> 04:12:34,360 Oh, yeah. 4159 04:12:34,400 --> 04:12:36,080 Get that audio capture going. 4160 04:12:36,080 --> 04:12:37,500 Get that audio capture. 4161 04:12:37,500 --> 04:12:39,540 Fucking reverb off now. 4162 04:12:39,900 --> 04:12:40,320 Now. 4163 04:12:42,300 --> 04:12:42,880 That's it. 4164 04:12:52,760 --> 04:12:55,060 First off, though, I didn't see this bit at the beginning. 4165 04:12:55,320 --> 04:12:56,500 It was clipped on the... 4166 04:12:57,040 --> 04:12:58,300 Sent it on WhatsApp or something. 4167 04:12:58,380 --> 04:12:58,660 But look. 4168 04:12:59,080 --> 04:13:00,320 This was a game show. 4169 04:13:04,040 --> 04:13:06,940 I don't know, but it's been deemed as accidental partridge. 4170 04:13:06,940 --> 04:13:12,620 I think the audio is not great. 4171 04:13:12,940 --> 04:13:15,580 Let's see if the fucking audio is better on some of these ones. 4172 04:13:16,560 --> 04:13:17,300 No, that's a mix. 4173 04:13:17,420 --> 04:13:18,460 We're going to have to deal with this. 4174 04:13:18,460 --> 04:13:30,020 Everybody. 4175 04:13:30,020 --> 04:13:30,340 Everybody. 4176 04:13:30,340 --> 04:13:30,960 Everybody. 4177 04:13:31,960 --> 04:13:34,500 Rock your body right. 4178 04:13:35,020 --> 04:13:43,940 The video is not like a picture of someone that someone had fucking recorded off their phone on a screen. 4179 04:13:44,020 --> 04:13:45,300 It was the full video. 4180 04:13:47,300 --> 04:13:48,200 Creepy clown. 4181 04:13:48,360 --> 04:13:49,220 Creepy clown. 4182 04:13:53,220 --> 04:13:55,280 Backstreets back at nine. 4183 04:13:55,280 --> 04:13:57,280 Backstreets back at nine. 4184 04:13:57,280 --> 04:14:01,380 Backstreets back at nine. 4185 04:14:01,380 --> 04:14:05,260 Backstreets back at nine. 4186 04:14:05,380 --> 04:14:07,060 Do do do do do do do. 4187 04:14:07,380 --> 04:14:09,980 I don't think I want to watch this version of it. 4188 04:14:10,060 --> 04:14:11,240 Thank you very much, Gary Mullins. 4189 04:14:11,320 --> 04:14:12,600 Please shout out my Uncle Ken. 4190 04:14:12,840 --> 04:14:13,160 Ken! 4191 04:14:13,600 --> 04:14:18,020 Who came out today after years of murmurings on his 50th birthday of all days, 4192 04:14:18,120 --> 04:14:21,100 drinking a few creamy pints of the black stuff. 4193 04:14:21,220 --> 04:14:22,980 Thank you very much there, Gary Mullins. 4194 04:14:23,460 --> 04:14:24,480 I'm Persian Princess. 4195 04:14:25,320 --> 04:14:29,260 I wonder there now where I got the fucking video. 4196 04:14:38,080 --> 04:14:38,680 Everybody. 4197 04:14:40,200 --> 04:14:46,120 I mean, just had he came out today of all days, like maybe he came out for a few pints. 4198 04:14:46,660 --> 04:14:50,000 It doesn't specify that he might have come out as gay or anything. 4199 04:14:50,680 --> 04:14:52,220 But I mean, it just left that. 4200 04:14:52,680 --> 04:14:54,100 So you left that hanging. 4201 04:14:54,240 --> 04:14:55,900 That's that's what people might be saying. 4202 04:14:56,440 --> 04:14:57,040 Let's have a look. 4203 04:14:57,100 --> 04:14:58,340 There might be more murmurings now. 4204 04:14:58,620 --> 04:15:00,680 If that wasn't the original case. 4205 04:15:02,540 --> 04:15:07,480 Let's have a look there and just see Barrymore video. 4206 04:15:07,740 --> 04:15:08,460 Barrymore. 4207 04:15:12,600 --> 04:15:14,100 Maybe it was a Twitter link. 4208 04:15:17,520 --> 04:15:17,960 Yeah. 4209 04:15:18,360 --> 04:15:18,920 Fuck. 4210 04:15:18,920 --> 04:15:31,920 Yeah, the music is better, but I don't think you'll be able to access it if you don't have it fucking... 4211 04:15:32,460 --> 04:15:33,440 The account of it. 4212 04:15:37,400 --> 04:15:42,500 Everybody now, rock your body right. 4213 04:15:42,500 --> 04:15:57,280 Oops, I just got there and then you got that. 4214 04:15:57,280 --> 04:16:27,260 Thank you. 4215 04:16:27,260 --> 04:16:57,240 Thank you. 4216 04:16:57,240 --> 04:16:59,240 Thank you. 4217 04:16:59,240 --> 04:17:04,700 Everybody rock your body right. 4218 04:17:06,240 --> 04:17:08,080 Back streets back. 4219 04:17:08,240 --> 04:17:08,840 All right. 4220 04:17:09,240 --> 04:17:11,240 It goes black and white. 4221 04:17:17,240 --> 04:17:19,560 Take my car back again. 4222 04:17:21,240 --> 04:17:22,080 Oh God. 4223 04:17:22,720 --> 04:17:23,460 Look at that. 4224 04:17:27,700 --> 04:17:28,940 Tonight's at nine. 4225 04:17:28,940 --> 04:17:30,940 Oh God. 4226 04:17:30,940 --> 04:17:32,940 Oh God. 4227 04:17:32,940 --> 04:17:44,940 Oh God. 4228 04:17:44,940 --> 04:17:48,940 Am I sexual? 4229 04:17:48,940 --> 04:18:03,180 And they all went. 4230 04:18:03,180 --> 04:18:03,900 Yeah. 4231 04:18:03,900 --> 04:18:04,900 Yeah. 4232 04:18:04,900 --> 04:18:05,900 Yeah. 4233 04:18:05,900 --> 04:18:06,900 Yeah. 4234 04:18:06,900 --> 04:18:07,900 Yeah. 4235 04:18:07,900 --> 04:18:09,900 Yeah! 4236 04:18:09,900 --> 04:18:16,900 And by everything you need, you better rock your body now, everybody! 4237 04:18:16,900 --> 04:18:18,900 Yeah! 4238 04:18:18,900 --> 04:18:21,900 Rock your body! 4239 04:18:21,900 --> 04:18:23,900 Yeah! 4240 04:18:23,900 --> 04:18:25,900 Everybody! 4241 04:18:25,900 --> 04:18:29,900 Rock your body right! 4242 04:18:29,900 --> 04:18:33,900 Back the streets, back, alright! 4243 04:18:33,900 --> 04:18:37,900 Alright! 4244 04:18:37,900 --> 04:18:39,900 Alright! 4245 04:18:39,900 --> 04:18:41,900 Alright! 4246 04:18:41,900 --> 04:18:43,900 Alright! 4247 04:18:43,900 --> 04:18:44,900 Alright! 4248 04:18:44,900 --> 04:18:57,900 Like that's something that was rehearsed, we're gonna do alright alright alright, and change from different camera to fade to different camera and then go black and white and back again. 4249 04:18:57,900 --> 04:18:59,900 So everybody everywhere! 4250 04:18:59,900 --> 04:19:03,900 Looks like a cut though, that doesn't look live, you know? 4251 04:19:03,900 --> 04:19:13,900 Maybe this was pre- yeah, it was pre-recorded and then cut in because he's looking up to the sky there and then it very quickly. 4252 04:19:13,900 --> 04:19:15,900 So everybody everywhere! 4253 04:19:15,900 --> 04:19:17,900 He's down there, you know? 4254 04:19:17,900 --> 04:19:23,900 So this was all done in a few takes, the audience had to fuckin' see this a few times. 4255 04:19:23,900 --> 04:19:25,900 Everywhere! 4256 04:19:25,900 --> 04:19:27,900 Don't be afraid! 4257 04:19:27,900 --> 04:19:28,900 Don't be afraid! 4258 04:19:28,900 --> 04:19:43,900 He's at a husband and wife at the gig, and the husband using this moment of Michael Barrymore singing the Backstreet Boys as the perfect opportunity to look lovingly into his wife's eyes. 4259 04:19:43,900 --> 04:19:45,900 And she's not even looking at him. 4260 04:19:45,900 --> 04:19:47,900 Heavy buzz. 4261 04:19:47,900 --> 04:19:49,900 It's a heavy blow! 4262 04:19:49,900 --> 04:19:51,900 Don't be afraid! 4263 04:19:51,900 --> 04:19:53,900 Don't have no fear! 4264 04:19:53,900 --> 04:19:54,900 Yeah! 4265 04:19:54,900 --> 04:19:56,900 That's bizarre as well. 4266 04:19:56,900 --> 04:19:57,900 Yeah! 4267 04:19:57,900 --> 04:20:02,900 Gonna tell the world, make you understand! 4268 04:20:02,900 --> 04:20:03,900 Yeah! 4269 04:20:03,900 --> 04:20:05,900 He appealed to a lot of people! 4270 04:20:05,900 --> 04:20:09,420 He appealed to a lot of people. 4271 04:20:10,540 --> 04:20:16,340 As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again. 4272 04:20:23,340 --> 04:20:24,660 Everybody. 4273 04:20:28,160 --> 04:20:30,120 Camouflage combat pants. 4274 04:20:30,480 --> 04:20:32,100 Rock your body. 4275 04:20:32,280 --> 04:20:34,880 What was the significance of these lads? 4276 04:20:35,880 --> 04:20:42,900 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20. 4277 04:20:43,300 --> 04:20:44,760 About 25 dancers. 4278 04:20:49,080 --> 04:20:50,940 It's just for that shot, really. 4279 04:20:53,220 --> 04:20:58,520 That's the shot that they were after, but you'd think they would use kind of monsters. 4280 04:20:58,700 --> 04:21:01,280 It's kind of got a monstery feel to it, this song. 4281 04:21:01,280 --> 04:21:04,820 Maybe I'm thinking of the actual video back in the day. 4282 04:21:04,920 --> 04:21:12,180 It had a kind of a thriller vibe to it, you know, of zombies coming out of the ground and stuff. 4283 04:21:21,180 --> 04:21:23,800 Rock your body right. 4284 04:21:23,800 --> 04:21:24,920 He did it. 4285 04:21:36,180 --> 04:21:38,060 Miss Lara Croft. 4286 04:21:38,060 --> 04:22:08,040 Miss Lara Croft. 4287 04:22:08,040 --> 04:22:38,020 Miss Lara Croft. 4288 04:22:38,020 --> 04:22:42,020 How's that one? 4289 04:22:42,140 --> 04:22:45,020 What I mean, what was the other one that was fucking... 4290 04:22:45,740 --> 04:22:48,160 Barrymore is still doing stuff, though. 4291 04:22:48,220 --> 04:22:51,420 You know, there is a Barrymore channel, 4292 04:22:51,860 --> 04:22:53,900 and there was an upload there from the last day. 4293 04:22:53,960 --> 04:22:55,460 I think he's got a puppy and stuff. 4294 04:22:56,680 --> 04:22:59,140 He's buzzing around Amsterdam. 4295 04:23:03,600 --> 04:23:05,600 He's done kind of just a day in the life 4296 04:23:05,600 --> 04:23:07,780 where he's just getting ice cream and food and shit. 4297 04:23:07,780 --> 04:23:09,280 No, I was... 4298 04:23:09,280 --> 04:23:11,500 Tacoma Fire Department, thank you very much. 4299 04:23:11,660 --> 04:23:14,400 Salute from Doyle's Pub in Washington State. 4300 04:23:15,680 --> 04:23:20,760 All the best to all my USA, United States of America brothers. 4301 04:23:21,820 --> 04:23:23,180 Thank you very much for the tip. 4302 04:23:23,580 --> 04:23:25,360 Come around with me, so if you want to come around with me, 4303 04:23:25,780 --> 04:23:28,640 I'll show you what I do in Amsterdam. 4304 04:23:29,200 --> 04:23:30,300 Okay, here we go. 4305 04:23:30,300 --> 04:23:39,860 Just like a YouTube vlog thing. 4306 04:23:40,580 --> 04:23:41,800 And I thought, like, you know, when... 4307 04:23:42,800 --> 04:23:46,380 There's no end to if you're an entertainer, maybe. 4308 04:23:46,460 --> 04:23:48,280 You just still want that life. 4309 04:23:48,380 --> 04:23:49,780 So, I mean, it still continues. 4310 04:23:50,580 --> 04:23:52,960 You know, where you want to still be doing stuff 4311 04:23:52,960 --> 04:23:56,580 and making videos and stuff like that. 4312 04:23:56,640 --> 04:23:58,760 But it's a world away from what we've just witnessed, 4313 04:23:58,760 --> 04:23:59,880 where he was at the height. 4314 04:23:59,980 --> 04:24:00,720 It was at the pinnacle. 4315 04:24:01,260 --> 04:24:03,600 You know, he had everyone in the palm of his hand. 4316 04:24:07,540 --> 04:24:10,080 But it's a different vibe, I suppose, when you're his age, 4317 04:24:10,140 --> 04:24:10,900 however old he is. 4318 04:24:10,960 --> 04:24:11,740 He must be in his... 4319 04:24:11,740 --> 04:24:12,920 Well into his 60s, maybe. 4320 04:24:20,260 --> 04:24:22,420 Aaron Flood, thank you very much, Minister. 4321 04:24:22,420 --> 04:24:25,920 In the cafe, I've got an egg and bacon bagel coming. 4322 04:24:26,780 --> 04:24:28,440 Bondal Park's just up the road there. 4323 04:24:28,740 --> 04:24:29,640 Well, I hit the mic, but... 4324 04:24:29,640 --> 04:24:31,280 Bondal Park's just up the road there. 4325 04:24:31,280 --> 04:24:32,840 I'm going to take a walk around there in a minute. 4326 04:24:37,640 --> 04:24:41,880 Sounds fucking heavy enough in that place. 4327 04:24:42,280 --> 04:24:42,700 Annoying. 4328 04:24:43,400 --> 04:24:44,480 Sounds annoying in there. 4329 04:24:44,480 --> 04:24:56,540 From Backstreet Boys to actual Backstreet, says Kevin. 4330 04:25:04,040 --> 04:25:06,780 Backstreet's back, all right. 4331 04:25:08,460 --> 04:25:11,220 Rock your body right. 4332 04:25:13,200 --> 04:25:15,700 I thought someone was going to sing... 4333 04:25:15,700 --> 04:25:17,880 Rock your bat, dear right. 4334 04:25:18,220 --> 04:25:19,080 You know, they said... 4335 04:25:19,080 --> 04:25:19,880 Did you hear that? 4336 04:25:20,240 --> 04:25:20,860 Bat. 4337 04:25:26,020 --> 04:25:28,300 Rock, rock your... 4338 04:25:28,300 --> 04:25:32,300 Rock, rock your... 4339 04:25:32,300 --> 04:25:33,300 Rock your... 4340 04:25:33,300 --> 04:25:35,800 Dear right. 4341 04:25:40,680 --> 04:25:42,300 Rock your... 4342 04:25:42,300 --> 04:25:43,800 Dear right. 4343 04:25:43,800 --> 04:25:44,900 Rock your... 4344 04:25:44,900 --> 04:25:45,900 Rock your... 4345 04:25:45,900 --> 04:25:46,900 Rock your... 4346 04:25:46,900 --> 04:25:47,900 Rock your... 4347 04:25:47,900 --> 04:25:48,940 Dear right. 4348 04:25:52,980 --> 04:25:53,300 Okay. 4349 04:25:53,880 --> 04:25:54,720 It's just me. 4350 04:25:55,900 --> 04:25:56,740 I'd just be me. 4351 04:26:05,740 --> 04:26:07,400 I wonder what camera he's using. 4352 04:26:07,400 --> 04:26:08,340 I wonder what the setup... 4353 04:26:08,340 --> 04:26:12,180 So this is Bondal Park, which is just off the tourist area. 4354 04:26:12,280 --> 04:26:13,900 There's no need to go to all the tourist area. 4355 04:26:14,000 --> 04:26:17,000 This is how the Dutch spend their day in this amazing park. 4356 04:26:17,140 --> 04:26:18,900 He would have maybe put this on a tripod. 4357 04:26:21,300 --> 04:26:22,840 Bikes flying around everywhere. 4358 04:26:23,560 --> 04:26:24,340 Families, people have all... 4359 04:26:24,340 --> 04:26:25,140 People have all... 4360 04:26:25,140 --> 04:26:28,300 Reminds me of the Kevin Spacey video he released a few years ago. 4361 04:26:28,780 --> 04:26:29,940 Not this situation. 4362 04:26:29,940 --> 04:26:31,180 Well, I suppose this situation. 4363 04:26:31,660 --> 04:26:32,940 I'm not trying to... 4364 04:26:32,940 --> 04:26:35,920 Make an illusion between the two of them. 4365 04:26:36,020 --> 04:26:42,020 But the video Spacey made in the park for Christmas around... 4366 04:26:42,020 --> 04:26:43,380 Maybe it was one of the Christmas videos. 4367 04:26:43,580 --> 04:26:44,620 And it starts off... 4368 04:26:45,520 --> 04:26:46,440 Where it's like... 4369 04:26:46,440 --> 04:26:47,320 It's on a tripod. 4370 04:26:47,540 --> 04:26:48,460 But then he starts... 4371 04:26:48,460 --> 04:26:50,620 He's walking around and... 4372 04:26:50,620 --> 04:26:52,660 The camera starts to move as well. 4373 04:26:52,740 --> 04:26:53,340 It's bizarre. 4374 04:26:54,100 --> 04:26:56,140 I just have to have a look at that in a second. 4375 04:26:56,300 --> 04:26:57,520 Just to see what that... 4376 04:26:57,520 --> 04:26:58,240 Nationalities. 4377 04:26:58,240 --> 04:26:59,400 Look how peaceful it is. 4378 04:26:59,440 --> 04:27:00,260 The place is packed. 4379 04:27:00,480 --> 04:27:02,060 If I remember it correctly enough. 4380 04:27:03,000 --> 04:27:05,280 So later I've got this thing I'm going to. 4381 04:27:05,480 --> 04:27:07,200 Which is to celebrate. 4382 04:27:07,320 --> 04:27:08,260 There's a full moon tonight. 4383 04:27:08,340 --> 04:27:09,940 On this amazing day here in Amsterdam. 4384 04:27:11,080 --> 04:27:12,200 And I'm really looking forward to it. 4385 04:27:12,260 --> 04:27:13,080 It's down in the dark. 4386 04:27:13,200 --> 04:27:14,820 So it's going to be a bit scary. 4387 04:27:14,960 --> 04:27:15,280 Hopefully. 4388 04:27:16,080 --> 04:27:16,940 How chill is this? 4389 04:27:17,400 --> 04:27:19,240 Rock your body right. 4390 04:27:19,240 --> 04:27:20,520 I've done my walk through here. 4391 04:27:20,920 --> 04:27:22,200 I could stay here all day to be honest. 4392 04:27:22,360 --> 04:27:24,780 But I'm going to go and find something to eat. 4393 04:27:25,200 --> 04:27:26,340 So let's go and get something to eat. 4394 04:27:26,340 --> 04:27:33,940 A little tune there in the background. 4395 04:27:35,040 --> 04:27:36,040 Really stunning. 4396 04:27:41,340 --> 04:27:43,700 A bit of coffee and a bit of an elder flower there. 4397 04:27:43,900 --> 04:27:45,180 Look at the shops around here. 4398 04:27:55,820 --> 04:27:59,160 And this is Chickalaxa Bianca. 4399 04:27:59,240 --> 04:28:00,640 Look at everyone there looking at him. 4400 04:28:03,140 --> 04:28:04,360 What's he at this lad? 4401 04:28:05,520 --> 04:28:06,320 And who's... 4402 04:28:06,320 --> 04:28:07,460 Someone's moving the camera. 4403 04:28:07,600 --> 04:28:07,700 Are they? 4404 04:28:08,120 --> 04:28:09,460 This one is... 4405 04:28:09,460 --> 04:28:10,260 Mellor. 4406 04:28:11,060 --> 04:28:14,720 No way is that a fucking thing that automatically tracks... 4407 04:28:14,720 --> 04:28:17,280 Is that a thing you can get? 4408 04:28:20,720 --> 04:28:24,120 And this is the milkshake and this is from 4409 04:28:25,100 --> 04:28:31,680 Chicolas is that what is that what that is DJI because I saw you had DJI. I thought that was just the microphone 4410 04:28:32,540 --> 04:28:33,820 so that 4411 04:28:33,820 --> 04:28:36,020 How much is one of those 800 quid? 4412 04:28:37,240 --> 04:28:39,240 fucking hell 4413 04:28:39,600 --> 04:28:44,040 Like the idea is the that you're out and about not really care giving a fuck 4414 04:28:44,040 --> 04:28:50,280 It's carefree come and see me get the coffee and the ice cream, but 800 quid though to achieve that situation 4415 04:28:50,280 --> 04:28:57,040 And even then you've still got people in the background staring at you, you know, which takes away from the 4416 04:28:57,840 --> 04:28:59,840 video in my eyes 4417 04:28:59,840 --> 04:29:03,900 Bianca is it it'll be perfect for the dummy battering stream 4418 04:29:04,260 --> 04:29:11,340 Niall it would but I think that's overkill remember I'm only spending 35 euro on the dummy and 4419 04:29:11,820 --> 04:29:15,260 there was a fucking a century Bob for 4420 04:29:16,200 --> 04:29:20,660 Maybe 500 euro, but I thought let's start small and build up 4421 04:29:20,660 --> 04:29:27,260 Let's see how we get on with the fucking little fella that I've got coming over from Germany and then if he works out 4422 04:29:27,880 --> 04:29:29,880 We might we might go large 4423 04:29:31,640 --> 04:29:38,160 Chicolaso, the bianco is it for now and now another man there you see that another person 4424 04:29:38,160 --> 04:29:42,300 Gets the fuck out of Dodge when they realize they're gonna be in Barrymore's new vlog 4425 04:29:46,620 --> 04:29:47,620 Wow 4426 04:29:47,620 --> 04:29:48,620 Stunning 4427 04:29:50,620 --> 04:29:57,720 Apparently is a full moon tonight, so I'm going to a full moon party. This what I'm wearing somebody just said food and drink 4428 04:29:57,720 --> 04:30:01,180 I'm going to get down somewhere called wolf Italia 4429 04:30:01,180 --> 04:30:02,180 Yeah 4430 04:30:02,180 --> 04:30:07,940 Kevin and Perry go large size of that shirt man. It's like a fucking tent 4431 04:30:09,940 --> 04:30:13,740 There's no need for a shirt that big is that what happens in full moon parties? 4432 04:30:14,620 --> 04:30:17,700 What I'm wearing you wear those kind of shirts is it? 4433 04:30:18,400 --> 04:30:26,220 Oh, there's gonna be loads of food and drink. You might I'm having a laugh like buddy. You might have a serious condition or something where you have to wear big clothes, you know? 4434 04:30:26,220 --> 04:30:31,800 Yeah, so not not trying to have a pop or anything like that. Here we go 4435 04:30:32,440 --> 04:30:36,120 That's the style now somebody says but yeah, but for fucking that's 4436 04:30:37,180 --> 04:30:40,820 Three youngsters and stuff isn't it? That's for his children's wear isn't it? 4437 04:30:40,820 --> 04:30:42,820 Oh 4438 04:30:42,820 --> 04:30:44,820 Oh 4439 04:30:44,820 --> 04:30:46,820 Oh 4440 04:30:46,820 --> 04:30:48,820 Oh 4441 04:30:48,820 --> 04:30:50,820 Oh 4442 04:30:50,820 --> 04:30:52,820 Oh 4443 04:30:52,820 --> 04:30:54,820 Oh 4444 04:30:54,820 --> 04:30:56,820 Oh 4445 04:30:56,820 --> 04:30:58,820 Oh 4446 04:30:58,820 --> 04:31:00,820 Oh 4447 04:31:00,820 --> 04:31:02,820 Oh 4448 04:31:02,820 --> 04:31:04,820 Oh 4449 04:31:04,820 --> 04:31:06,820 Oh 4450 04:31:06,820 --> 04:31:08,820 Oh 4451 04:31:08,820 --> 04:31:10,820 Oh 4452 04:31:10,820 --> 04:31:40,800 *whispers* 4453 04:31:40,800 --> 04:31:44,800 Are these tunes on the YouTube audio library? 4454 04:31:44,800 --> 04:32:02,800 *whispers* 4455 04:32:02,800 --> 04:32:04,800 *whispers* 4456 04:32:04,800 --> 04:32:08,800 King of the Castle, Wham-Do Project. 4457 04:32:10,780 --> 04:32:12,780 *whispers* 4458 04:32:12,780 --> 04:32:14,780 *whispers* 4459 04:32:14,780 --> 04:32:16,780 *whispers* 4460 04:32:16,780 --> 04:32:18,780 *whispers* 4461 04:32:18,780 --> 04:32:20,780 *whispers* 4462 04:32:20,780 --> 04:32:22,780 *whispers* 4463 04:32:22,780 --> 04:32:24,780 *whispers* 4464 04:32:24,780 --> 04:32:26,780 *whispers* 4465 04:32:26,780 --> 04:32:28,780 *whispers* 4466 04:32:28,780 --> 04:32:30,780 *whispers* 4467 04:32:30,780 --> 04:32:30,780 *whispers* 4468 04:32:30,780 --> 04:32:32,780 *whispers* 4469 04:32:32,780 --> 04:32:34,780 *whispers* 4470 04:32:34,780 --> 04:32:54,360 Who's filming that though, do you know? 4471 04:32:55,280 --> 04:32:57,900 Was that him filming the thing? 4472 04:32:58,720 --> 04:33:00,960 Someone's got a hold of the camera there. 4473 04:33:00,960 --> 04:33:28,480 The Barrymore drone will be released soon. 4474 04:33:28,480 --> 04:33:33,840 Early night in. 4475 04:33:35,480 --> 04:33:37,340 Bit of piano jazz. 4476 04:33:49,600 --> 04:33:56,600 And that's it, no goodbye, no out. Was there a goodbye there? Was there a see you later? Just him in the... That's a sad way to end it. 4477 04:33:56,600 --> 04:33:59,600 Very, very abrupt. 4478 04:33:59,600 --> 04:34:12,600 Why would you leave that in as the last shot without even saying goodbye or anything? Just an image of you in a dark cab on the way home. Just trying to take a selfie. 4479 04:34:12,600 --> 04:34:33,600 But anyway, that's how we get in there. He is, look. Ten reasons. People hate Greg Wallace. And then a Martin Bashir. I'm not gonna watch it. I saw that one. Tony Mortimer. He looks completely different. 4480 04:34:33,600 --> 04:34:40,600 And look at that. Computer Chronicles: The New Max 1987. 4481 04:34:40,600 --> 04:34:49,600 That's in the recommends. I was saying I didn't have an algorithm situation going on. I fucking do. 4482 04:34:49,600 --> 04:34:53,800 This is an orphan named Lisa. 4483 04:34:54,180 --> 04:34:58,040 Lisa was a big flop as a computer, but the look and feel of Lisa survived. 4484 04:34:58,040 --> 04:35:06,760 The icons, the graphic interface, the pull-down menus, and the mouse input were all modified to become an integral part of the Macintosh. 4485 04:35:06,900 --> 04:35:11,540 And now the Macintosh has been modified in the new Mac SE and the new Mac 2. 4486 04:35:11,960 --> 04:35:17,480 Today we take a look at the new generation of Macintosh computers on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 4487 04:35:18,720 --> 04:35:22,740 Oh, I thought it was going to be a blast of the old theme tune. 4488 04:35:23,540 --> 04:35:24,620 It's good to go, though. 4489 04:35:26,440 --> 04:35:27,720 Let's have a quick scan. 4490 04:35:27,840 --> 04:35:30,320 Look, I don't want to... I'm not going to get deep into it. 4491 04:35:30,360 --> 04:35:31,720 I was trying to do Silent Hill there. 4492 04:35:31,760 --> 04:35:35,120 I want to see how it's on floor number four or five. 4493 04:35:35,940 --> 04:35:38,000 Let's just have a little quick goosey gander at this. 4494 04:35:38,060 --> 04:35:39,940 It's going to be a Gary Kildall ep, you know? 4495 04:35:40,240 --> 04:35:44,300 And maybe even a fucking appearance from the man himself, Schindler. 4496 04:35:47,840 --> 04:36:09,000 The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of IBM-compatible computer systems, including word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Hays-compatible 1200 and 2400 baud modems. 4497 04:36:09,500 --> 04:36:12,140 Leading Edge, with over 1,000 service centers nationwide. 4498 04:36:12,860 --> 04:36:15,340 Leading Edge, leading the way to the information age. 4499 04:36:15,840 --> 04:36:19,180 Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte. 4500 04:36:19,180 --> 04:36:19,480 McGraw-Hill. 4501 04:36:19,640 --> 04:36:25,900 Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and languages cover developments in computer technology worldwide. 4502 04:36:27,960 --> 04:36:29,320 Byte Systems Journal. 4503 04:36:29,860 --> 04:36:30,840 Like that as well. 4504 04:36:30,920 --> 04:36:34,980 Look, the start off with the dim studio. 4505 04:36:35,300 --> 04:36:36,300 Gary and Stu. 4506 04:36:36,300 --> 04:36:40,640 Two men with their eyes on the fucking technological prizes of the day. 4507 04:36:41,040 --> 04:36:42,380 Just moved my face out of the way there. 4508 04:36:42,460 --> 04:36:43,380 Thank you very much for that. 4509 04:36:43,480 --> 04:36:44,700 Gary D. took my CBD. 4510 04:36:45,220 --> 04:36:45,620 FYI. 4511 04:36:45,740 --> 04:36:48,380 Elon Musk's brother was on a Computer Chronicles. 4512 04:36:49,060 --> 04:36:49,420 Interesting. 4513 04:36:49,540 --> 04:36:50,860 Does he have the same gimp of him? 4514 04:36:51,840 --> 04:36:52,640 Or as him? 4515 04:36:53,360 --> 04:36:53,660 Let's see. 4516 04:36:54,820 --> 04:36:56,240 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 4517 04:36:56,360 --> 04:36:57,260 I'm Stuart Chaffee. 4518 04:36:57,400 --> 04:36:58,540 And this is Gary Kildall. 4519 04:36:58,620 --> 04:37:00,120 Gary, this is an add-on board. 4520 04:37:00,160 --> 04:37:05,340 And you would assume, therefore, it's an add-on board for an IBM PC or compatible, maybe an Apple II, but not a Macintosh. 4521 04:37:05,660 --> 04:37:06,460 Well, it's 1987. 4522 04:37:06,800 --> 04:37:08,580 And this is an add-on board for the new Macs. 4523 04:37:08,800 --> 04:37:09,740 They have slots, of course. 4524 04:37:10,140 --> 04:37:13,100 In fact, if you look at the new Mac II, it's an awful lot like an IBM AT. 4525 04:37:13,100 --> 04:37:16,860 If you look at the new IBM Personal System II computers, they look like Macintoshes. 4526 04:37:17,200 --> 04:37:20,520 Have the two giants finally come together and agreed on what a personal computer ought to be? 4527 04:37:20,540 --> 04:37:21,980 I think what they've done is they've come together. 4528 04:37:22,240 --> 04:37:23,480 Prime Shafé, thank you. 4529 04:37:23,900 --> 04:37:25,200 So basically... 4530 04:37:25,200 --> 04:37:31,480 We haven't really watched a lot of the old episodes with Gary Kildall, but he really seems like a good guy. 4531 04:37:31,640 --> 04:37:32,520 A nice guy. 4532 04:37:33,080 --> 04:37:35,100 Just a nice, all-around personality. 4533 04:37:35,680 --> 04:37:39,340 And kind of strange, the story about his ending, like, you know? 4534 04:37:40,080 --> 04:37:43,280 But let's see how we get on with this. 4535 04:37:43,280 --> 04:37:44,740 Apple learned from IBM's open art. 4536 04:37:44,860 --> 04:37:45,860 I mean, Stu's a shark. 4537 04:37:45,980 --> 04:37:49,780 Stu is running this shop, this operation, so to speak. 4538 04:37:50,180 --> 04:37:54,680 Once Gary went, I think it kind of changed Stu's outlook in life as well. 4539 04:37:54,820 --> 04:37:57,800 And it changed the way he fucking saw Computer Chronicles. 4540 04:37:58,040 --> 04:37:59,720 And he completely revamped it. 4541 04:38:00,040 --> 04:38:03,680 And he became the fucking absolute shark that we know him as. 4542 04:38:03,840 --> 04:38:05,940 The, all right, okay, what else? 4543 04:38:06,200 --> 04:38:13,380 None of that was in his lexicon until maybe after Gary had passed and he went and Stu took the show in a new direction. 4544 04:38:13,380 --> 04:38:15,160 A more fluid direction. 4545 04:38:15,760 --> 04:38:20,500 But what we get to see here is a more sedate Stu as well. 4546 04:38:20,500 --> 04:38:25,960 Probably the pacifistic influence of Gary Kildall that he had on Stu. 4547 04:38:26,140 --> 04:38:31,280 It made him more of a laid-back, kind of inquisitive and approachable Stu. 4548 04:38:32,440 --> 04:38:33,680 Let's just see this one. 4549 04:38:33,680 --> 04:38:36,940 With the open architecture, third-party suppliers put in boards. 4550 04:38:37,320 --> 04:38:40,740 That AT is used for things that IBM really didn't expect it to be used for. 4551 04:38:41,080 --> 04:38:43,060 At the same time, IBM learned from Apple. 4552 04:38:43,780 --> 04:38:48,080 Customers really like the user-friendly interface, the graphics, the color, the desktop publishing. 4553 04:38:48,560 --> 04:38:51,960 So even though they haven't come together on the exact hardware, they've come together on the philosophy. 4554 04:38:52,560 --> 04:38:56,580 Gary, we're going to take a look at the two new Macintosh computers today, the SE and the 2. 4555 04:38:56,760 --> 04:39:03,360 We're going to start out by talking to some corporate computer types to find out if the Macintosh really has become a serious business computer. 4556 04:39:05,300 --> 04:39:09,620 The history of the Macintosh is similar to the history of the personal computer industry. 4557 04:39:10,140 --> 04:39:13,400 Full of victory and defeat, approval and rejection. 4558 04:39:14,200 --> 04:39:16,620 Today, with Mac sales booming and... 4559 04:39:16,620 --> 04:39:21,660 Shafey, all night and all day. 4560 04:39:22,100 --> 04:39:24,020 Shafey, Shafey. 4561 04:39:24,440 --> 04:39:25,520 Thank you very much for the tip. 4562 04:39:25,920 --> 04:39:31,180 And Prime Shafey says, there's a new Madden EA Sports documentary on Prime Video. 4563 04:39:31,740 --> 04:39:37,800 Was watching it the other night and Stuart Shafey makes a few appearances on it, interviewing the EA Sports guys and other startups. 4564 04:39:38,660 --> 04:39:39,540 Interesting stuff. 4565 04:39:39,600 --> 04:39:43,720 I wonder, were they just clips of the Computer Chronicles used in that documentary? 4566 04:39:43,720 --> 04:39:45,060 Are they... 4567 04:39:45,060 --> 04:39:49,400 Because I'd really be interested in seeing some off Chronicles skew. 4568 04:39:50,100 --> 04:39:56,300 You know, anything that has skew on it that wasn't part of his own canon is very much of interest to me. 4569 04:39:56,820 --> 04:39:58,540 Two new machines joining the line. 4570 04:39:59,000 --> 04:40:04,340 Apple seems to be pushing harder than ever to turn the Mac into a major contender in the business world. 4571 04:40:04,880 --> 04:40:06,080 I think that the pattern of... 4572 04:40:06,080 --> 04:40:06,640 That's beautiful. 4573 04:40:06,860 --> 04:40:08,360 ...growth that we've seen in the Macintosh... 4574 04:40:08,360 --> 04:40:10,080 Mark Winter is beautiful. 4575 04:40:10,080 --> 04:40:13,080 The hobbyist computer users and the hackers... 4576 04:40:13,080 --> 04:40:16,420 ...who were fascinated by the machine's potential... 4577 04:40:16,420 --> 04:40:23,140 ...to that growth occurring in the business world where that potential has been realized. 4578 04:40:24,260 --> 04:40:26,680 Applications that have come out... 4579 04:40:26,680 --> 04:40:30,020 There's a lovely little bit of finger play going on here. 4580 04:40:30,100 --> 04:40:32,080 I don't know if you're taking any notice here. 4581 04:40:32,260 --> 04:40:33,460 It's some nice self-soothing. 4582 04:40:33,600 --> 04:40:36,760 ...the Macintosh have really begun to approach... 4583 04:40:37,460 --> 04:40:39,820 Really squeezing the fuck out of his digits. 4584 04:40:39,820 --> 04:40:41,160 ...the machine is capable of. 4585 04:40:41,480 --> 04:40:44,820 And when the machine was released, there were really no serious business applications. 4586 04:40:45,840 --> 04:40:48,040 Chinese finger games, says Jimmy. 4587 04:40:48,040 --> 04:40:48,880 ...is a small design firm in San Francisco... 4588 04:40:48,880 --> 04:40:51,700 ...that specializes in Macintosh-generated graphics. 4589 04:40:51,700 --> 04:40:54,000 That looks a little bit fucking Amsterdamus. 4590 04:40:54,200 --> 04:40:54,620 Just there. 4591 04:40:54,940 --> 04:40:56,080 Amsterdamus and pliers. 4592 04:40:56,620 --> 04:40:59,160 ...begun to approach what the machine... 4593 04:40:59,160 --> 04:41:01,820 ...Colophon is a small design firm in San Francisco... 4594 04:41:02,580 --> 04:41:02,820 ...that specializes... 4595 04:41:02,820 --> 04:41:03,300 It's not. 4596 04:41:03,300 --> 04:41:04,280 It's Frisco, baby. 4597 04:41:05,000 --> 04:41:05,920 ...in Macintosh-generated... 4598 04:41:05,920 --> 04:41:07,080 Is Reverb on, is it? 4599 04:41:07,260 --> 04:41:07,680 Is Reverb... 4600 04:41:07,680 --> 04:41:07,960 Oh, yeah. 4601 04:41:08,020 --> 04:41:08,600 Sorry about that. 4602 04:41:09,640 --> 04:41:10,400 ...graphics. 4603 04:41:11,040 --> 04:41:14,260 Colophon is not on the Fortune 500 list yet... 4604 04:41:14,260 --> 04:41:16,520 ...but it does have some big clients... 4605 04:41:16,520 --> 04:41:18,900 ...and the company sees a growing acceptance... 4606 04:41:18,900 --> 04:41:20,920 ...of the Macintosh in corporate offices. 4607 04:41:21,080 --> 04:41:21,580 I look bad. 4608 04:41:21,580 --> 04:41:22,920 Usually the design department... 4609 04:41:23,700 --> 04:41:25,920 ...or a few unorthodox managers... 4610 04:41:25,920 --> 04:41:27,700 ...who see the world in their own ways... 4611 04:41:27,700 --> 04:41:30,060 ...and don't follow corporate policy closely... 4612 04:41:30,060 --> 04:41:32,100 ...will bring Macintoshes into their office. 4613 04:41:32,180 --> 04:41:34,360 In the case of the design group, it makes perfect sense... 4614 04:41:34,360 --> 04:41:36,940 ...because the machine is so well-suited to graphic tasks. 4615 04:41:37,700 --> 04:41:39,200 The Mac's talent for desktop publishing... 4616 04:41:39,200 --> 04:41:39,900 Graphic tasks. 4617 04:41:40,080 --> 04:41:42,200 ...helped it through the corporate gates... 4618 04:41:42,200 --> 04:41:43,840 ...but once inside, there are new... 4619 04:41:43,840 --> 04:41:44,200 Probably. 4620 04:41:44,400 --> 04:41:46,480 I knew they were going to do that rack focus... 4621 04:41:46,480 --> 04:41:47,660 ...on the feller in the background. 4622 04:41:47,840 --> 04:41:48,380 I knew it. 4623 04:41:48,380 --> 04:41:50,200 As soon as I saw the shot set up... 4624 04:41:50,860 --> 04:41:51,880 ...and look at him there. 4625 04:41:51,920 --> 04:41:53,320 He's really going hard at the work. 4626 04:41:53,780 --> 04:41:56,200 ...publishing helped it through the corporate gates... 4627 04:41:56,200 --> 04:41:56,780 ...but... 4628 04:41:56,780 --> 04:41:57,480 Beautiful stuff. 4629 04:41:57,580 --> 04:41:58,680 Starts on herself... 4630 04:41:58,680 --> 04:42:00,200 ...and then framed to perfection. 4631 04:42:00,200 --> 04:42:01,120 Once inside... 4632 04:42:01,120 --> 04:42:01,400 Boom. 4633 04:42:01,400 --> 04:42:03,360 ...there are new obstacles to overcome. 4634 04:42:03,700 --> 04:42:05,120 In the past, the MIS... 4635 04:42:05,120 --> 04:42:05,740 And there he is. 4636 04:42:05,780 --> 04:42:06,540 He's really fucking... 4637 04:42:06,540 --> 04:42:08,180 ...going at the fingers again. 4638 04:42:08,260 --> 04:42:08,540 He's... 4639 04:42:08,540 --> 04:42:10,600 ...taking his nails off now. 4640 04:42:10,660 --> 04:42:12,540 ...partment has been a central repository... 4641 04:42:12,540 --> 04:42:13,540 ...and control point... 4642 04:42:13,540 --> 04:42:15,980 ...for the way that information flows in the company. 4643 04:42:16,500 --> 04:42:18,540 And that's a very powerful position... 4644 04:42:18,540 --> 04:42:19,400 ...for them to be in. 4645 04:42:19,960 --> 04:42:21,540 Now we're proposing to bring in... 4646 04:42:21,540 --> 04:42:22,540 ...these computers... 4647 04:42:22,540 --> 04:42:25,540 ...intelligent, independent workstations... 4648 04:42:25,540 --> 04:42:26,540 ...that can conduct tasks... 4649 04:42:26,540 --> 04:42:27,540 ...completely independently... 4650 04:42:27,540 --> 04:42:29,540 ...of a central host computer... 4651 04:42:29,540 --> 04:42:31,040 ...that can communicate with one another... 4652 04:42:31,040 --> 04:42:33,300 ...independently of a central network... 4653 04:42:33,300 --> 04:42:35,880 ...and I think that has far-reaching implications... 4654 04:42:35,880 --> 04:42:37,080 ...for that power structure. 4655 04:42:37,080 --> 04:42:38,960 Yes, indeed. 4656 04:42:38,960 --> 04:42:51,620 ...in the studio now is Charlie Oppenheimer... 4657 04:42:51,620 --> 04:42:53,220 ...Charlie's Apple's product manager... 4658 04:42:53,220 --> 04:42:54,400 ...for the new Macintosh SE. 4659 04:42:54,600 --> 04:42:54,780 Gary? 4660 04:42:55,220 --> 04:42:56,480 Charlie, when I first bought a Mac... 4661 04:42:56,480 --> 04:42:57,160 ...a few years back... 4662 04:42:57,160 --> 04:42:58,660 ...I found a couple screws in the back here... 4663 04:42:58,660 --> 04:43:00,620 ...that didn't work over the regular screwdriver... 4664 04:43:00,620 --> 04:43:01,160 ...you couldn't get them out. 4665 04:43:01,800 --> 04:43:03,220 What was the philosophy originally... 4666 04:43:03,220 --> 04:43:04,220 ...when the Mac first came out... 4667 04:43:04,220 --> 04:43:05,700 ...of closed architecture? 4668 04:43:05,800 --> 04:43:06,820 Why was it closed up like that? 4669 04:43:06,840 --> 04:43:08,640 Well, at the time in 1984... 4670 04:43:09,440 --> 04:43:11,640 ...we felt that we really had a very good idea... 4671 04:43:11,640 --> 04:43:14,320 ...of what our customers were going to need... 4672 04:43:14,320 --> 04:43:15,620 ...and there was really no reason. 4673 04:43:16,180 --> 04:43:17,240 Macaulay Culkin. 4674 04:43:19,640 --> 04:43:21,280 Macaulay Oppenheimer's after you. 4675 04:43:21,800 --> 04:43:23,880 I made my family disappear. 4676 04:43:24,720 --> 04:43:27,640 I made Nagasaki disappear. 4677 04:43:27,800 --> 04:43:29,680 For most people to get in the box... 4678 04:43:29,680 --> 04:43:31,040 ...and so it was really set up to be... 4679 04:43:31,040 --> 04:43:32,740 Fresh out the box experience. 4680 04:43:33,140 --> 04:43:34,340 Dealer serviceable only. 4681 04:43:34,520 --> 04:43:36,260 So the idea was to have an old package solution... 4682 04:43:36,260 --> 04:43:37,560 ...that was exactly what the customers... 4683 04:43:37,560 --> 04:43:37,860 Exactly. 4684 04:43:38,100 --> 04:43:39,680 Now what's the change in philosophy now? 4685 04:43:39,720 --> 04:43:41,660 Well, now with the Macintosh SE... 4686 04:43:41,660 --> 04:43:42,780 ...and the Macintosh 2... 4687 04:43:42,780 --> 04:43:44,840 ...we introduce open Macintoshes. 4688 04:43:45,060 --> 04:43:46,520 Macintoshes that really represent... 4689 04:43:46,520 --> 04:43:48,840 ...a foundation on which our developers... 4690 04:43:48,840 --> 04:43:50,160 ...can be creative... 4691 04:43:50,160 --> 04:43:52,660 ...to add expansion hardware... 4692 04:43:52,660 --> 04:43:54,220 ...application software and so on. 4693 04:43:54,340 --> 04:43:55,340 Can you show us how you can get out... 4694 04:43:55,340 --> 04:43:56,800 ...the expansion chassis and so forth? 4695 04:43:56,820 --> 04:43:57,000 Sure. 4696 04:43:57,140 --> 04:43:57,640 Let's talk about... 4697 04:43:57,640 --> 04:43:59,380 Well, let's talk about the differences... 4698 04:43:59,380 --> 04:44:00,340 ...of the machine overall. 4699 04:44:00,760 --> 04:44:02,020 You can see right away... 4700 04:44:02,020 --> 04:44:03,560 ...that we've got a different face. 4701 04:44:03,840 --> 04:44:05,480 We've got a floppy disk drive here. 4702 04:44:05,720 --> 04:44:07,200 On top, we have the option... 4703 04:44:07,200 --> 04:44:08,060 ...for a second floppy... 4704 04:44:08,060 --> 04:44:09,100 ...or an internal hard disk... 4705 04:44:09,100 --> 04:44:09,920 ...which is what I've got here. 4706 04:44:10,320 --> 04:44:12,060 If we take a look at the back of the machine... 4707 04:44:12,060 --> 04:44:13,980 ...and we'll just turn that around. 4708 04:44:13,980 --> 04:44:15,280 Let's see the back of that bad boy. 4709 04:44:17,060 --> 04:44:17,520 Go on. 4710 04:44:17,600 --> 04:44:18,940 You can see here that... 4711 04:44:18,940 --> 04:44:19,900 Give us a twirl. 4712 04:44:20,140 --> 04:44:22,020 We have many of the familiar ports... 4713 04:44:22,020 --> 04:44:23,120 ...that you've seen in the past. 4714 04:44:23,460 --> 04:44:24,520 In addition, we have two connections... 4715 04:44:24,520 --> 04:44:26,300 ...over here called Apple Desktop Bus. 4716 04:44:26,580 --> 04:44:28,100 That's the new connection medium... 4717 04:44:28,100 --> 04:44:28,520 ...for the key... 4718 04:44:28,520 --> 04:44:30,780 ...and mice and other input peripherals. 4719 04:44:31,200 --> 04:44:32,700 If we take a look inside the machine... 4720 04:44:32,700 --> 04:44:34,680 Let's look inside the machine. 4721 04:44:34,680 --> 04:44:35,440 ...to cover off... 4722 04:44:35,440 --> 04:44:35,760 Nice. 4723 04:44:35,760 --> 04:44:37,300 ...you see a very different Macintosh. 4724 04:44:37,380 --> 04:44:38,700 In fact, this Macintosh... 4725 04:44:38,700 --> 04:44:40,160 It's a tube. 4726 04:44:40,940 --> 04:44:42,500 ...shares only one component... 4727 04:44:42,500 --> 04:44:43,420 ...with previous machines. 4728 04:44:43,680 --> 04:44:44,360 That's the screen. 4729 04:44:44,460 --> 04:44:46,200 Everything else has been completely redesigned. 4730 04:44:46,740 --> 04:44:47,980 Over here you see... 4731 04:44:47,980 --> 04:44:50,240 ...a analog and power supply board. 4732 04:44:50,500 --> 04:44:51,900 The power supply here is... 4733 04:44:51,900 --> 04:44:52,940 ...much more heavy duty. 4734 04:44:53,060 --> 04:44:54,300 75 watts... 4735 04:44:54,300 --> 04:44:55,860 ...instead of 50 on the previous machine. 4736 04:44:56,200 --> 04:44:57,080 A fan, of course. 4737 04:44:57,140 --> 04:44:58,000 If you have a hard disk... 4738 04:44:58,000 --> 04:44:59,540 ...you've got to have a fan inside the machine. 4739 04:44:59,740 --> 04:45:02,180 Over here, this is a 20 megabyte... 4740 04:45:02,180 --> 04:45:04,000 ...internal SCSI hard drive. 4741 04:45:04,880 --> 04:45:06,280 And that is... 4742 04:45:06,280 --> 04:45:07,920 ...the hard disk option that we talked about. 4743 04:45:08,280 --> 04:45:10,160 This is the accessory access port... 4744 04:45:10,160 --> 04:45:11,420 ...for mounting connectors... 4745 04:45:11,420 --> 04:45:13,520 ...for cards that install inside... 4746 04:45:13,520 --> 04:45:15,280 ...that need to connect with the outside world. 4747 04:45:15,900 --> 04:45:17,460 We don't any longer have... 4748 04:45:17,460 --> 04:45:18,820 ...the Black & Decker solution... 4749 04:45:18,820 --> 04:45:20,400 ...of getting connectors into the box. 4750 04:45:21,040 --> 04:45:22,820 If we take a look at the logic board... 4751 04:45:23,900 --> 04:45:25,000 ...and you'll see that... 4752 04:45:25,000 --> 04:45:26,820 This, you can really see... 4753 04:45:26,820 --> 04:45:28,820 ...the change in... 4754 04:45:28,820 --> 04:45:30,900 ...how Computer Chronicles... 4755 04:45:30,900 --> 04:45:33,280 ...became a real slick... 4756 04:45:33,280 --> 04:45:34,420 ...well-oiled machine. 4757 04:45:35,800 --> 04:45:36,640 CD-ROM. 4758 04:45:36,640 --> 04:45:39,620 I don't have the situation room at hand. 4759 04:45:40,440 --> 04:45:42,580 I don't have the situation room... 4760 04:45:42,580 --> 04:45:43,320 ...at hand. 4761 04:45:51,880 --> 04:45:52,560 Fuckin' hell. 4762 04:45:52,560 --> 04:46:19,560 I just didn't do it justice there, I'm afraid. 4763 04:46:19,640 --> 04:46:20,620 I'm sorry about that. 4764 04:46:20,680 --> 04:46:22,580 I really have drawn... 4765 04:46:22,580 --> 04:46:23,580 ...a blank... 4766 04:46:23,580 --> 04:46:25,020 ...on what to do there. 4767 04:46:25,580 --> 04:46:26,700 Thank you very much there. 4768 04:46:26,780 --> 04:46:28,480 You see, I've just arrived... 4769 04:46:28,480 --> 04:46:29,400 ...and it's floppy. 4770 04:46:29,520 --> 04:46:30,860 Thank you very much there for that. 4771 04:46:32,760 --> 04:46:34,060 Very, very, very kind of you. 4772 04:46:35,060 --> 04:46:37,000 I will be fulfilling... 4773 04:46:37,000 --> 04:46:40,000 ...a situation room shaped... 4774 04:46:40,000 --> 04:46:41,000 ...thank you... 4775 04:46:41,000 --> 04:46:42,620 ...on the 13th of December. 4776 04:46:42,840 --> 04:46:43,900 Maybe even before that. 4777 04:46:44,000 --> 04:46:44,960 But on the 13th... 4778 04:46:44,960 --> 04:46:45,960 ...a dummy... 4779 04:46:45,960 --> 04:46:47,240 ...is going to get the living shit... 4780 04:46:47,240 --> 04:46:48,000 ...kicked out of it. 4781 04:46:48,940 --> 04:46:49,980 As a thank you for that. 4782 04:46:50,040 --> 04:46:50,700 Thank you very much. 4783 04:46:50,700 --> 04:46:51,720 There is one slot... 4784 04:46:51,720 --> 04:46:53,880 ...and many people will want to get more than one function... 4785 04:46:53,880 --> 04:46:54,640 ...inside the machine. 4786 04:46:55,080 --> 04:46:57,560 That brings up the subject of multifunction cards... 4787 04:46:57,560 --> 04:46:59,700 ...and they've been popular with many other machines... 4788 04:46:59,700 --> 04:47:01,440 ...and you'll see them appearing here. 4789 04:47:01,620 --> 04:47:04,160 I think the first type that has been introduced now... 4790 04:47:04,160 --> 04:47:05,860 ...that will be popular... 4791 04:47:05,860 --> 04:47:07,960 ...is the 6802 accelerator... 4792 04:47:07,960 --> 04:47:09,880 ...combined with a large screen adapter. 4793 04:47:10,220 --> 04:47:11,760 Charlie, you've got the slot in there now... 4794 04:47:11,760 --> 04:47:13,220 ...so that we can put an add-in board... 4795 04:47:13,220 --> 04:47:14,060 ...but I think the manual says... 4796 04:47:14,060 --> 04:47:14,720 ...don't do it yourself. 4797 04:47:14,820 --> 04:47:15,980 You've got to take it to your dealer. 4798 04:47:16,040 --> 04:47:16,760 What's the point of that? 4799 04:47:16,880 --> 04:47:17,560 Yeah, that's right. 4800 04:47:17,780 --> 04:47:19,540 Well, you know, as you can see... 4801 04:47:19,540 --> 04:47:21,940 ...it was very easy for me to take apart the machine... 4802 04:47:21,940 --> 04:47:24,040 ...but this isn't really the sort of thing... 4803 04:47:24,040 --> 04:47:26,500 ...that the average user would be good at doing. 4804 04:47:26,500 --> 04:47:28,100 And so to ensure that we have... 4805 04:47:28,100 --> 04:47:30,260 ...the most reliable installation of the board... 4806 04:47:30,260 --> 04:47:32,000 ...we really want to see the dealer do it. 4807 04:47:32,240 --> 04:47:34,720 You know, this machine really was never designed... 4808 04:47:34,720 --> 04:47:36,720 ...from the start with the idea of having the user... 4809 04:47:36,720 --> 04:47:38,080 ...get inside as we talked about. 4810 04:47:38,180 --> 04:47:40,560 And so some of the features that you'd want to have inside... 4811 04:47:40,560 --> 04:47:43,060 ...are not really there to protect the user. 4812 04:47:43,140 --> 04:47:44,140 Okay, now, Charlie, how does this... 4813 04:47:44,140 --> 04:47:45,820 What's the cost comparison of a Mac... 4814 04:47:45,820 --> 04:47:47,020 ...standard Mac and then the SE? 4815 04:47:47,380 --> 04:47:47,780 Okay, well... 4816 04:47:47,780 --> 04:47:49,060 Thank you very much there, CD-ROM. 4817 04:47:49,180 --> 04:47:50,960 You know, the Macintosh 512, the Macintosh Plus... 4818 04:47:50,960 --> 04:47:51,780 ...the SE and the 2. 4819 04:47:52,280 --> 04:47:53,580 The Macintosh... 4820 04:47:53,580 --> 04:47:56,460 Sorry, I did not prepare any situation. 4821 04:47:57,140 --> 04:47:58,640 Maybe I can prepare something. 4822 04:47:58,860 --> 04:48:00,460 ...for $28.99... 4823 04:48:00,460 --> 04:48:03,260 ...and with the internal hard drive option $36.99. 4824 04:48:03,660 --> 04:48:04,340 Charlie, real quick... 4825 04:48:04,340 --> 04:48:06,280 He really does look like Macaulay Culkin, though. 4826 04:48:06,720 --> 04:48:09,120 Isn't it absolutely uncanny? 4827 04:48:09,320 --> 04:48:10,260 That last bit there. 4828 04:48:10,680 --> 04:48:11,780 Or even his brother, Kieran. 4829 04:48:11,820 --> 04:48:12,540 $36.99. 4830 04:48:13,060 --> 04:48:14,940 He looks more like Fuller... 4831 04:48:14,940 --> 04:48:17,660 ...from Home Alone. 4832 04:48:18,940 --> 04:48:20,340 ...Kevin's brother. 4833 04:48:20,440 --> 04:48:20,940 Kevin McAllister's... 4834 04:48:22,220 --> 04:48:23,060 ...brother or cousin. 4835 04:48:25,640 --> 04:48:26,420 ...real quick. 4836 04:48:26,720 --> 04:48:28,620 CD-ROM, thank you very much. 4837 04:48:28,900 --> 04:48:30,400 Very, very kind of you there. 4838 04:48:34,220 --> 04:48:35,880 Just give you a blast to Hanson. 4839 04:48:35,980 --> 04:48:38,720 That has to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen. 4840 04:48:39,180 --> 04:48:40,520 Slopey, defending, right? 4841 04:48:41,000 --> 04:48:43,720 I didn't like it, and I didn't want to see it again. 4842 04:48:43,900 --> 04:48:45,080 You know things up for grabs. 4843 04:48:46,080 --> 04:48:47,960 People who already own a Mac Plus are a little upset. 4844 04:48:48,060 --> 04:48:51,300 There's no way to hardware upgrade to the capability of the SC. 4845 04:48:51,420 --> 04:48:52,900 What was the reasoning behind that? 4846 04:48:52,920 --> 04:48:55,360 You know, we'd always like to see an upgrade available, 4847 04:48:55,640 --> 04:48:57,300 and that was something that we... 4848 04:48:57,300 --> 04:48:58,500 Woo! 4849 04:48:59,280 --> 04:49:00,500 Sorry, that's just an... 4850 04:49:00,500 --> 04:49:02,560 That's an aftershock. 4851 04:49:02,780 --> 04:49:02,960 ...censored. 4852 04:49:03,800 --> 04:49:06,540 Unfortunately, in order to provide the kind of expansion 4853 04:49:06,540 --> 04:49:09,280 and the internal hard disk features that we wanted, 4854 04:49:09,420 --> 04:49:11,080 there was no way to provide an upgrade. 4855 04:49:11,240 --> 04:49:12,320 And as you know, I said earlier, 4856 04:49:12,660 --> 04:49:14,900 that every component in here is different except for the screen. 4857 04:49:15,040 --> 04:49:16,600 Well, that means there is an upgrade, 4858 04:49:16,740 --> 04:49:18,220 but it's very, very laborious, 4859 04:49:18,320 --> 04:49:20,080 and so we decided not to do that. 4860 04:49:20,100 --> 04:49:21,000 We're going to come back in just a second. 4861 04:49:21,080 --> 04:49:22,600 We're going to take a look at the new Mac 2. 4862 04:49:22,740 --> 04:49:25,040 It's got color, it's got slots, and it's got speed. 4863 04:49:25,220 --> 04:49:25,700 Stay with us. 4864 04:49:25,720 --> 04:49:26,460 We'll take a look at it. 4865 04:49:27,140 --> 04:49:29,040 Color, slots, speed. 4866 04:49:29,160 --> 04:49:29,960 It's all I need. 4867 04:49:30,220 --> 04:49:31,220 It's a triple threat. 4868 04:49:31,480 --> 04:49:31,940 How you creepy? 4869 04:49:32,080 --> 04:49:33,320 I'm after-brain' a new clobber. 4870 04:49:33,560 --> 04:49:34,960 Round up the boys to come pointing. 4871 04:49:35,260 --> 04:49:36,660 I want the whole town to see me. 4872 04:49:36,660 --> 04:49:49,400 With us in the studio now is DDA Diaz, 4873 04:49:49,480 --> 04:49:51,200 the product manager for the Macintosh 2, 4874 04:49:51,280 --> 04:49:52,540 and back with us, Charlie Oppenheimer. 4875 04:49:53,040 --> 04:49:56,260 DDA, we've seen Apple introduce the Mac, the Mac Plus. 4876 04:49:56,800 --> 04:49:59,300 Now Charlie's shown us the SE, and you've got the Mac 2. 4877 04:49:59,380 --> 04:50:00,440 Now, what target market is this? 4878 04:50:00,460 --> 04:50:01,400 It must be different from the others. 4879 04:50:01,600 --> 04:50:08,180 Well, with its increased power, this Macintosh 2 is targeted at the higher end of our current marketplace. 4880 04:50:08,760 --> 04:50:17,960 The business community who uses productivity applications such as spreadsheets, word processors, databases, etc., will use this machine. 4881 04:50:18,460 --> 04:50:27,800 But as well, because of this increased power, we'll see the Macintosh enter or get an increased penetration in new markets such as engineering. 4882 04:50:27,800 --> 04:50:36,860 We'll see as well lots of these machines in the university market thanks, for instance, to the ability of this machine to run not only the Macintosh operating system, 4883 04:50:37,000 --> 04:50:39,860 but as well the Unix operating system, which is very popular there. 4884 04:50:39,900 --> 04:50:42,180 Now, the SE, Charlie showed us, is an open system. 4885 04:50:43,000 --> 04:50:45,160 Apparently, the Mac 2 is also an open system. 4886 04:50:45,240 --> 04:50:45,820 Can you show us how that works? 4887 04:50:45,820 --> 04:50:46,020 Right. 4888 04:50:46,200 --> 04:50:50,340 The Macintosh 2 has been called an open Macintosh by lots of people. 4889 04:50:50,440 --> 04:50:56,300 And I guess the reason is I just have to pull these two latches in the back and I can now open the top and take it off. 4890 04:50:56,740 --> 04:51:05,680 And that ease of opening the Macintosh would be important because our customers will be able to add cards in the machine very easily by just taking the top off. 4891 04:51:05,680 --> 04:51:07,780 There's shit inside the situation room. 4892 04:51:09,260 --> 04:51:11,160 There's shit inside the situation room. 4893 04:51:11,160 --> 04:51:12,680 I'm going to try 100 right here. 4894 04:51:12,680 --> 04:51:15,960 As I was saying, the customers will be able to add cards such as this one. 4895 04:51:16,040 --> 04:51:17,240 This is our video card. 4896 04:51:17,240 --> 04:51:19,640 I suppose 500 is what would be necessary, isn't it? 4897 04:51:19,640 --> 04:51:22,660 Now, let's put our black and white and our RGB monitor. 4898 04:51:23,980 --> 04:51:25,680 A few things to point out on this card. 4899 04:51:26,020 --> 04:51:28,000 First, here, I have a configuration ROM. 4900 04:51:28,360 --> 04:51:29,580 This is part of the new... 4901 04:51:29,580 --> 04:51:31,780 I'm going to tuck the tracky bottoms into the socks. 4902 04:51:33,040 --> 04:51:34,460 It is risky business. 4903 04:51:35,420 --> 04:51:36,800 There's equipment here. 4904 04:51:37,760 --> 04:51:44,320 And there's also a very hastily thrown together green screen situation which could fall down. 4905 04:51:44,320 --> 04:51:47,420 You put your card in, you boot, and the card is identified. 4906 04:51:47,420 --> 04:51:51,460 Another very important feature of this card, this here, which is a color lookup table. 4907 04:51:51,460 --> 04:51:54,680 It contains 16 million entries, 16 million colors. 4908 04:51:55,100 --> 04:51:59,440 And I can display up to 256 colors at the same time on my screen. 4909 04:51:59,580 --> 04:52:06,520 So 256 colors at the same time out of a palette of 16 million is something that hasn't been seen up to now on personal computer. 4910 04:52:06,720 --> 04:52:08,040 We'll get a chance to see that a little later. 4911 04:52:08,140 --> 04:52:09,220 We'll see that a little later, right. 4912 04:52:11,420 --> 04:52:12,660 What do we have here? 4913 04:52:12,760 --> 04:52:18,460 We have a chassis that can hold a hard disk and one or two floppy. 4914 04:52:18,560 --> 04:52:21,180 The hard disk can be either 20 megabytes or 40 megabytes. 4915 04:52:21,180 --> 04:52:21,880 It's tight. 4916 04:52:21,940 --> 04:52:23,900 It's tight inside this little situation. 4917 04:52:24,040 --> 04:52:25,480 It's 40 and 80 megabyte drive. 4918 04:52:25,540 --> 04:52:27,120 They both are five and a quarter. 4919 04:52:27,120 --> 04:52:29,600 I don't even know if the ball is registering. 4920 04:52:29,600 --> 04:52:32,060 And an access time on the 30 millisecond, which is very fast. 4921 04:52:32,160 --> 04:52:33,920 That allows us to transfer... 4922 04:52:33,920 --> 04:52:34,380 Does it work? 4923 04:52:34,580 --> 04:52:35,240 Do you reckon it works? 4924 04:52:35,240 --> 04:52:38,160 ...byte per second over our SCSI interface. 4925 04:52:38,160 --> 04:52:43,320 And that will really give us a great speed when it comes to open applications, save large files, etc. 4926 04:52:43,560 --> 04:52:44,140 It works. 4927 04:52:44,360 --> 04:52:45,740 It isn't flat, Rebecca. 4928 04:52:45,960 --> 04:52:46,960 It's got a nice little... 4929 04:52:46,960 --> 04:52:48,040 It's got a bit of give in it. 4930 04:52:50,180 --> 04:52:51,300 26 though, I mean. 4931 04:52:51,760 --> 04:52:55,780 But I mean, you can't see how tight the operating space is here. 4932 04:52:56,440 --> 04:52:57,480 It's pretty tight. 4933 04:52:57,480 --> 04:52:58,480 It's got a little bit of disk. 4934 04:52:58,480 --> 04:53:03,080 And we have the most important part, as I said, which is this logic board. 4935 04:53:04,080 --> 04:53:10,880 So the logic board contains the O2O and the 6881 arithmetic coprocessor. 4936 04:53:10,880 --> 04:53:18,280 The O2O is a next generation processor from Motorola after the 68000, which is used in the Macintosh Plus and the Macintosh AC. 4937 04:53:18,280 --> 04:53:23,680 It's a full 32-bit processor, such as the Intel 386, for instance. 4938 04:53:23,680 --> 04:53:29,080 That allows us to get a speed increase over the Macintosh Plus up to four times, I would say. 4939 04:53:29,080 --> 04:53:32,740 And then we decided to add, as a standard, this arithmetic chip. 4940 04:53:32,740 --> 04:53:35,980 And I will show you what this arithmetic chip can do for us. 4941 04:53:35,980 --> 04:53:38,580 Here we have the six new bus slots. 4942 04:53:38,580 --> 04:53:40,980 And I already told you a few things about the new bus slots. 4943 04:53:40,980 --> 04:53:46,780 Another characteristic of new bus is that it allows a card in any slot to take over the entire machine. 4944 04:53:46,780 --> 04:53:48,880 That's called the bus mastership capability. 4945 04:53:48,880 --> 04:53:56,480 So in the future, when we see new processors coming on the market, you could put a card here with a No3O, for instance, or any other kind of processor, 4946 04:53:56,480 --> 04:53:59,780 and have this very fast processor to take over the whole machine. 4947 04:53:59,780 --> 04:54:02,180 Now, this machine is a Macintosh. 4948 04:54:02,180 --> 04:54:05,680 And as every Macintosh, it has all kinds of ports built in. 4949 04:54:05,680 --> 04:54:14,280 We have a SCSI port here, two serial ports, two Apple desktop bus ports, which allows us to connect into devices, and a sound port. 4950 04:54:14,280 --> 04:54:14,980 I've lost count. 4951 04:54:14,980 --> 04:54:15,980 This means you can have-- 4952 04:54:15,980 --> 04:54:17,280 I'm like in the 80s now. 4953 04:54:17,280 --> 04:54:25,680 As I showed you, 4K3 drive, 2F drive, 2F, one tape backup connected outside the modem, and yet you have only used one slot. 4954 04:54:25,680 --> 04:54:29,680 So six slots should be many for most of our users. 4955 04:54:29,680 --> 04:54:30,180 100. 4956 04:54:30,180 --> 04:54:31,180 10. 4957 04:54:31,180 --> 04:54:32,180 10. 4958 04:54:32,180 --> 04:54:33,180 10. 4959 04:54:33,180 --> 04:54:34,180 10. 4960 04:54:34,180 --> 04:54:35,180 10. 4961 04:54:35,180 --> 04:54:36,180 10. 4962 04:54:36,180 --> 04:54:36,180 10. 4963 04:54:36,180 --> 04:54:37,180 10. 4964 04:54:37,180 --> 04:54:38,180 10. 4965 04:54:38,180 --> 04:54:39,180 10. 4966 04:54:39,180 --> 04:54:40,180 10. 4967 04:54:40,180 --> 04:54:41,180 10. 4968 04:54:41,180 --> 04:54:59,680 very warm in here. I'm really sweaty. I'll keep it fucking going I'll do 500 but it's gonna be a sweaty 500. 4969 04:54:59,680 --> 04:55:21,680 Let me just get a bit of water there. 4970 04:55:21,680 --> 04:55:39,680 I'm gonna do it. 4971 04:55:39,680 --> 04:55:47,420 at which I would draw the equation without the arithmetic chip. Now if I switch and go directly to the arithmetic chip, here is what happens. 4972 04:55:47,960 --> 04:55:56,200 We get speed up to 200 times. So that will allow the Macintosh software to get into areas where it couldn't get up to now for lack of horsepower. 4973 04:55:56,580 --> 04:56:03,340 Now we're going to see programs, for instance, using 3D rotations coming up on the Mac, modeling programs, etc. 4974 04:56:03,340 --> 04:56:14,460 So I will just stop this and go to another feature of the Macintosh 2, which as well will push the Macintosh 2 into new areas. 4975 04:56:14,560 --> 04:56:18,460 Let me turn this monitor here from black and white to color. 4976 04:56:19,020 --> 04:56:25,600 One important point about this monitor is its resolution is so high that it can be used for both black and white and color. 4977 04:56:25,600 --> 04:56:32,720 I might mention, Nidhi, our audience is not really seeing this monitor. It's true quality. They're seeing a flicker because of the television camera shooting it. That's not the way it really works. 4978 04:56:32,800 --> 04:56:37,540 It's due to the high refresh rate, actually, of the monitor, which is one of the reasons why it looks so good. 4979 04:56:37,900 --> 04:56:40,960 This is an application which allows me to display digitized pictures. 4980 04:56:41,380 --> 04:56:49,260 Let me just bring up one of our vice president here, our chief operating officer. 4981 04:56:49,420 --> 04:56:50,880 He paid you to get his picture on the show? 4982 04:56:51,160 --> 04:56:55,980 Not quite, actually. He has another picture which is his favorite, but I won't be able to show it to you. 4983 04:56:56,400 --> 04:56:59,200 You see the speed at which I could move this image here? 4984 04:56:59,700 --> 04:57:05,140 I'm moving here 8 bits, what's called 8 bits per pixel. 4985 04:57:05,600 --> 04:57:11,480 I have actually, here I'm using the full power of the card, the 256 colors out of a palette of 16 million. 4986 04:57:11,600 --> 04:57:16,180 That's what allows me, for instance, to have this smooth shading from color to color. 4987 04:57:16,340 --> 04:57:21,180 Let me show you just another image that shows up the capability of the screen. 4988 04:57:21,560 --> 04:57:27,360 I don't see that, as you said, because our viewers won't be able to see it quite right. 4989 04:57:27,500 --> 04:57:34,800 This is a ray tracing image. It's a computer-generated image where you set up your environment and the computer... 4990 04:57:34,800 --> 04:57:37,380 I'm going to have to interrupt you because we're out of time. It's a very impressive demo. 4991 04:57:37,480 --> 04:57:39,460 Real quickly, what's the price on the Mac 2? What's the range? 4992 04:57:39,840 --> 04:57:44,440 The entry price is about $38.95 for the entry CPU. 4993 04:57:44,840 --> 04:57:48,720 The color computer that I have here with a 40 megabyte hard disk would cost about $6,500. 4994 04:57:49,220 --> 04:57:52,340 Thank you very much. Okay, when a new piece of hardware comes out, the first question is, 4995 04:57:52,400 --> 04:57:54,080 is there software to take advantage of it? 4996 04:57:54,160 --> 04:57:57,700 Wendy Woods has a report on the status of new software for the new Macs. 4997 04:57:59,080 --> 04:58:04,840 If users wonder about software availability, the problem is magnified for software developers, 4998 04:58:05,140 --> 04:58:07,980 who risk losing big money if the machine isn't successful. 4999 04:58:08,780 --> 04:58:11,220 Living Video Text was one of a few dozen companies... 5000 04:58:11,780 --> 04:58:13,160 Oh, you fucker. 5001 04:58:15,040 --> 04:58:18,280 Do you know, my mind... 5002 04:58:18,280 --> 04:58:20,780 My mind was fucking... 5003 04:58:20,780 --> 04:58:23,940 Taken off it because I heard myself hit the... 5004 04:58:23,940 --> 04:58:26,200 The little green panels here. 5005 04:58:26,620 --> 04:58:28,700 I thought they're going to go. 5006 04:58:30,460 --> 04:58:32,660 And the concentration went to that. 5007 04:58:33,400 --> 04:58:36,240 That was 167, Jack. You're saying 125. 5008 04:58:37,680 --> 04:58:39,260 Go back to counting school. 5009 04:58:41,280 --> 04:58:42,860 Umbro socks, thank you very much. 5010 04:58:44,000 --> 04:58:45,240 Actually not their... 5011 04:58:45,240 --> 04:58:47,240 Their little... 5012 04:58:47,240 --> 04:58:48,240 Their little... 5013 04:58:49,920 --> 04:58:52,240 Do you know Freeway, little... 5014 04:58:52,240 --> 04:58:54,220 Their brand of water. 5015 04:58:58,300 --> 04:58:58,740 Freeway. 5016 04:59:02,920 --> 04:59:06,420 I'll go again and we'll get there. 5017 04:59:06,500 --> 04:59:06,840 500. 5018 04:59:07,740 --> 04:59:08,000 Okay. 5019 04:59:12,000 --> 04:59:12,920 You just... 5020 04:59:12,920 --> 04:59:13,560 You really need... 5021 04:59:13,560 --> 04:59:19,080 It's really tight, close control you need in this little situation here. 5022 04:59:19,140 --> 04:59:20,220 It's very, very small. 5023 04:59:21,620 --> 04:59:22,560 And there's... 5024 04:59:22,560 --> 04:59:23,380 Yeah. 5025 04:59:23,380 --> 04:59:23,380 Yeah. 5026 04:59:23,380 --> 04:59:23,380 Yeah. 5027 04:59:31,380 --> 04:59:31,880 I love... 5028 04:59:31,880 --> 04:59:40,620 Look at it. It's her. Jan Lewis. 5029 04:59:41,460 --> 04:59:42,500 She's fucking great. 5030 04:59:42,620 --> 04:59:44,760 I can't believe I'm missing out on Jan Lewis for this. 5031 04:59:45,360 --> 04:59:46,380 And it's him as well. 5032 04:59:47,120 --> 04:59:53,440 With us in the studio now is our resident analyst, Jan Lewis, and also our very own curmudgeon and commentator, George Morrow. 5033 04:59:53,520 --> 04:59:56,940 Okay, the CD-RAM 500 starts now. 5034 04:59:56,940 --> 05:00:00,760 Which one of these things should you buy? Disregarding price, which one should you buy? 5035 05:00:01,300 --> 05:00:01,960 Well, if you really... 5036 05:00:01,960 --> 05:00:02,320 Or how do you decide it? 5037 05:00:02,480 --> 05:00:02,740 Okay. 5038 05:00:03,500 --> 05:00:07,020 Clearly you cannot disregard price. Otherwise everybody would get the Mac 2. 5039 05:00:07,140 --> 05:00:07,240 Yeah. 5040 05:00:08,060 --> 05:00:13,620 I think that what you need to look at is what you want out of your system and how long you want it to last. 5041 05:00:14,160 --> 05:00:16,620 The Mac SE right now is a very big seller. 5042 05:00:16,760 --> 05:00:18,880 People who were buying the pluses are now buying the SE. 5043 05:00:19,460 --> 05:00:21,620 Eventually, of course, they're going to want to expand even more. 5044 05:00:21,900 --> 05:00:23,760 So eventually they're going to want expansion boxes. 5045 05:00:24,280 --> 05:00:27,580 If you know that you're going to expand quite a bit, if you know you're going to use a lot of color, 5046 05:00:27,720 --> 05:00:30,940 if you know you need a lot of graphics, you might go to the Mac 2. 5047 05:00:31,660 --> 05:00:35,200 Desktop publishing, for instance, I think probably the Mac SE is a better bet. 5048 05:00:35,560 --> 05:00:38,540 And if you look at some of the, let's say, peripheral monitors, for instance, 5049 05:00:38,620 --> 05:00:42,520 that are coming out for desktop publishing versus, let's say, for desktop video, 5050 05:00:42,680 --> 05:00:48,740 for the graphics area other than that, you'll find the SE seems to be more of a desktop publishing machine. 5051 05:00:49,080 --> 05:00:54,680 The Mac 2 is highly expandable and you'll get many, many years of enjoyment out of it. 5052 05:00:54,920 --> 05:00:55,100 Okay. 5053 05:00:55,260 --> 05:00:57,020 Okay, George, you've seen the SE and the 2. 5054 05:00:57,020 --> 05:00:58,060 What do you think about the Mac 2? 5055 05:00:58,300 --> 05:01:01,660 Well, I think the 2 is an expression of a market entity. 5056 05:01:01,660 --> 05:01:04,540 You've got Apple that has seen IBM... 5057 05:01:04,540 --> 05:01:04,760 Hundred. 5058 05:01:04,760 --> 05:01:07,940 ...and the corporations and the add-on people do so well. 5059 05:01:08,260 --> 05:01:11,380 You're looking at an expression now of, gee, how do you get a piece of that action? 5060 05:01:11,480 --> 05:01:14,180 They've come up with a new bus and they've come up with color. 5061 05:01:15,040 --> 05:01:19,320 And I think what's going on now is a fantastic musical game of chairs. 5062 05:01:19,520 --> 05:01:23,260 Everybody is moving up in the position of what everybody else is doing a year ago. 5063 05:01:23,640 --> 05:01:25,260 It's going to be a lot of fun watching it. 5064 05:01:25,260 --> 05:01:26,100 Oh, boy. 5065 05:01:26,360 --> 05:01:27,240 Jen, what do you think? 5066 05:01:27,600 --> 05:01:29,040 Hey, boy. 5067 05:01:29,040 --> 05:01:29,400 Boy. 5068 05:01:29,400 --> 05:01:34,080 I think it's already working. 5069 05:01:34,660 --> 05:01:35,880 Free desktop publishing. 5070 05:01:35,880 --> 05:01:37,500 It's already working. 5071 05:01:37,500 --> 05:01:43,160 Even though when you talk to the corporations and they say who is on our approved list, you will not find the Macintosh there. 5072 05:01:43,500 --> 05:01:47,420 Yet you walk up and down the halls of the corporations and ask questions the Macintosh is there. 5073 05:01:48,220 --> 05:01:54,120 So I think already what they're doing is a very good wedge into the corporation and this will take that much farther. 5074 05:01:54,120 --> 05:01:57,620 Apple has done an awfully good job in networking. 5075 05:01:58,340 --> 05:02:00,560 And that's probably another edge that they have in the corporation. 5076 05:02:00,560 --> 05:02:02,400 What about the... 5077 05:02:02,400 --> 05:02:03,400 I'm sorry. 5078 05:02:03,700 --> 05:02:05,400 I was going to say, George, you have a... 5079 05:02:05,400 --> 05:02:06,860 for a hardware and expertise. 5080 05:02:06,860 --> 05:02:07,860 There's always quite a lot of work. 5081 05:02:07,860 --> 05:02:08,360 100 tools. 5082 05:02:08,360 --> 05:02:10,440 There's always a stack up against the 680 or 20 5083 05:02:10,440 --> 05:02:11,820 in terms of just the . 5084 05:02:11,820 --> 05:02:15,000 Raw processing power, you're a very similar in power. 5085 05:02:15,000 --> 05:02:18,500 One thing isn't abusive in the top of the setting. 5086 05:02:18,500 --> 05:02:20,320 It seems to think there's a lot more overhead 5087 05:02:20,320 --> 05:02:23,540 on that than there is in the present 386 machines. 5088 05:02:23,540 --> 05:02:24,880 So the effective speed is somewhat-- 5089 05:02:24,880 --> 05:02:25,760 20. 5090 05:02:25,760 --> 05:02:28,800 But both processes have got a lot of work power. 5091 05:02:28,800 --> 05:02:30,960 The engineering workstation market 5092 05:02:30,960 --> 05:02:33,240 is now going to be an awfully exciting market, 5093 05:02:33,240 --> 05:02:34,840 not only to buy products from it, 5094 05:02:34,840 --> 05:02:38,140 but that's what it seems like a good place for a Mac too. 5095 05:02:38,140 --> 05:02:38,840 Five. 5096 05:02:38,840 --> 05:02:39,340 Five. 5097 05:02:39,340 --> 05:02:39,840 Five. 5098 05:02:39,840 --> 05:02:40,340 Five. 5099 05:02:40,340 --> 05:02:40,840 Five. 5100 05:02:40,840 --> 05:02:41,340 Five. 5101 05:02:41,340 --> 05:02:41,840 Five. 5102 05:02:41,840 --> 05:02:42,340 Five. 5103 05:02:42,340 --> 05:02:42,840 Five. 5104 05:02:42,840 --> 05:02:43,340 Five. 5105 05:02:43,340 --> 05:02:43,340 Five. 5106 05:02:43,340 --> 05:02:43,840 Five. 5107 05:02:43,840 --> 05:02:44,340 Five. 5108 05:02:44,340 --> 05:02:44,840 Five. 5109 05:02:44,840 --> 05:02:45,340 Five. 5110 05:02:45,340 --> 05:02:45,840 Five. 5111 05:02:45,840 --> 05:02:46,340 Five. 5112 05:02:46,340 --> 05:02:46,840 Six. 5113 05:02:46,840 --> 05:02:47,340 Five. 5114 05:02:47,340 --> 05:02:47,840 Six. 5115 05:02:47,840 --> 05:02:48,340 Five. 5116 05:02:48,340 --> 05:02:48,840 Six. 5117 05:02:48,840 --> 05:02:49,340 Nine. 5118 05:02:49,340 --> 05:02:49,840 Six. 5119 05:02:49,840 --> 05:02:50,340 One. 5120 05:02:50,340 --> 05:02:51,340 Fuck. 5121 05:02:51,340 --> 05:02:51,840 Oh. 5122 05:02:51,840 --> 05:02:52,340 Oh. 5123 05:02:52,340 --> 05:02:52,840 Oh. 5124 05:02:52,840 --> 05:02:53,340 Oh. 5125 05:02:53,340 --> 05:02:56,340 As a result of being more open, there are going to be clones. 5126 05:02:56,340 --> 05:02:56,840 Shit. 5127 05:02:56,840 --> 05:02:58,340 Whereas with the old Mac, there weren't clones. 5128 05:02:58,340 --> 05:02:59,340 It's OK. 5129 05:02:59,340 --> 05:03:00,340 One good legacy of jobs. 5130 05:03:00,340 --> 05:03:01,340 Not broke. 5131 05:03:01,340 --> 05:03:02,340 It was unclonable. 5132 05:03:02,340 --> 05:03:03,340 That was 260. 5133 05:03:03,340 --> 05:03:04,280 Apple comes out of his. 5134 05:03:04,280 --> 05:03:05,280 In and around 260. 5135 05:03:05,280 --> 05:03:07,580 Bounced off the Xbox. 5136 05:03:07,580 --> 05:03:15,880 And then fucking slammed onto the table, knocking the water jug. 5137 05:03:15,880 --> 05:03:17,880 But that's fine. 5138 05:03:17,880 --> 05:03:18,880 No. 5139 05:03:18,880 --> 05:03:19,880 No. 5140 05:03:19,880 --> 05:03:20,880 No. 5141 05:03:20,880 --> 05:03:20,880 No. 5142 05:03:20,880 --> 05:03:21,880 No. 5143 05:03:21,880 --> 05:03:22,880 No. 5144 05:03:22,880 --> 05:03:23,880 No. 5145 05:03:23,880 --> 05:03:24,880 No. 5146 05:03:24,880 --> 05:03:24,880 No. 5147 05:03:24,880 --> 05:03:25,880 No. 5148 05:03:25,880 --> 05:03:25,880 No. 5149 05:03:25,880 --> 05:03:26,880 Jack. 5150 05:03:26,880 --> 05:03:27,880 Jack. 5151 05:03:27,880 --> 05:03:29,180 Knees don't count as 0.75. 5152 05:03:29,180 --> 05:03:37,080 5. Knees are fine. The knees are a whole fucking keepy up. And you probably weren't even counting 5153 05:03:37,080 --> 05:03:43,160 the micro touches. Sometimes it was like a little touch of the chest or the shoulder or the fucking 5154 05:03:43,160 --> 05:03:49,180 you didn't see it but it was there was one go there where I nearly fucking kicked 5155 05:03:49,180 --> 05:03:53,180 stubbed my toe on the table. It was very close. 5156 05:03:53,180 --> 05:04:05,000 I think I can do 500 though you know. The ball was a blur. 5157 05:04:09,000 --> 05:04:10,520 The ball was a blur. 5158 05:04:10,520 --> 05:04:32,620 I like the fucking chroma key. I don't like going behind that. I know what I did and that was 260 odd. 5159 05:04:36,200 --> 05:04:41,960 I'm going to get there. And Schindler look. I'm missing out on fucking Schindler being Dracula. 5160 05:04:42,200 --> 05:04:49,800 A nifty new Macintosh arcade game. It has animation. It has sound effects. It has a sense of humour. 5161 05:04:50,480 --> 05:04:55,100 Everything but colour and now that the Mac has colour I'm sure Dark Castle will too. 5162 05:04:55,800 --> 05:05:00,900 Are you creepy? I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come pintin'. I want the whole town to see me. 5163 05:05:00,900 --> 05:05:03,100 CD-ROM. Fucking hell. Thank you very much. 5164 05:05:04,480 --> 05:05:07,580 I'll get it. I'll fucking get it. I know you're saying. 5165 05:05:08,060 --> 05:05:10,860 You said there are no more keepy uppies. Just glad to have you back. 5166 05:05:11,540 --> 05:05:13,640 I personally would like to just do it. 5167 05:05:14,700 --> 05:05:18,140 Just one more go. One more go of it and then I'll go back to Silent Hill. 5168 05:05:22,480 --> 05:05:39,980 This is good exercise. 5169 05:05:39,980 --> 05:05:43,580 Computer-related words outnumber other topics by a wide margin. 5170 05:05:44,120 --> 05:05:47,520 The closest competitor turned out to be new words related to food and cooking. 5171 05:05:48,280 --> 05:05:52,360 Gallaudet University plans to launch a program teaching written English to deaf students. 5172 05:05:52,740 --> 05:05:57,340 The project will use networked computers and allow students to carry on conversations 5173 05:05:57,340 --> 05:06:01,100 at workstations arranged in ring-like local area networks. 5174 05:06:01,500 --> 05:06:03,720 The instructor communicates with the students online. 5175 05:06:04,240 --> 05:06:07,420 Students, in turn, can speak with the teacher or each other in the same manner. 5176 05:06:07,420 --> 05:06:12,220 The project can open up a new world to deaf students, traditionally taught sign language, 5177 05:06:12,320 --> 05:06:15,500 which has a different grammatical structure than spoken English. 5178 05:06:16,400 --> 05:06:21,220 The Commerce Department's Bureau of Standards has a new way to fight fires, this time with a computer. 5179 05:06:21,460 --> 05:06:22,700 It's called Hazard One. 5180 05:06:23,020 --> 05:06:26,700 This system creates a fire and observes its development, but it's all on paper. 5181 05:06:27,120 --> 05:06:31,880 Hazard One figures out the amount of gas and smoke fire would generate in a small house. 5182 05:06:32,040 --> 05:06:35,320 It also plots out the likely actions of the occupants, 5183 05:06:35,640 --> 05:06:37,760 based on interviews with people who have survived fires. 5184 05:06:37,860 --> 05:06:43,000 Unlike other systems, Hazard One considers many more factors that may influence the outcome of the fire. 5185 05:06:43,460 --> 05:06:49,080 Physics, chemistry, fluid mechanics, heat transfer, biology, toxology, and human behavior. 5186 05:06:49,600 --> 05:06:52,220 And considering all these factors may save more lives. 5187 05:06:52,840 --> 05:06:57,100 Holland's version of our own FBI has decided to wait out the software age. 5188 05:06:57,460 --> 05:07:01,420 It's computer system delighted in confusing the good guys with the bad. 5189 05:07:01,420 --> 05:07:03,980 Wanted list included names of innocent citizens. 5190 05:07:04,480 --> 05:07:08,620 The software remains unnamed, and in Holland's police department, unwanted. 5191 05:07:09,000 --> 05:07:11,000 That's it for Computer Chronicles for this week. 5192 05:07:13,620 --> 05:07:18,980 The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of IBM-compatible computer systems, 5193 05:07:19,140 --> 05:07:25,880 including word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Haze-compatible 1200 and 2400 baud modems. 5194 05:07:26,380 --> 05:07:29,000 Leading Edge, with over 1,000 service centers nationwide. 5195 05:07:29,740 --> 05:07:32,200 Leading Edge, 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chronicles the story of this continuing evolution 5204 05:09:06,500 --> 05:09:24,500 welcome to the computer chronicles I'm Stuart Chiffey and sitting in for Gary Kildall this week is Herb Lechner we're talking about printers on today's program and I guess most computer users have found that a computer 5205 05:09:24,500 --> 05:09:27,220 Splash some water on my face and quick pace. 5206 05:09:27,500 --> 05:09:34,340 Unless you have an output device on which you can save data, graphics, program listings on a good old-fashioned piece of paper. 5207 05:09:34,980 --> 05:09:39,640 Now, Herb, it seems, though, that printer technology has lagged behind computer technology in general. 5208 05:09:40,040 --> 05:09:42,660 The printer is still the slowest component in the system. 5209 05:09:42,760 --> 05:09:44,480 The price really hasn't come down that much. 5210 05:09:44,820 --> 05:09:47,120 And it's often the first part of the system to break down. 5211 05:09:47,220 --> 05:09:47,920 Why is that? 5212 05:09:48,340 --> 05:09:58,560 I think, Stuart, the answer to that is the fact that there have not been the breakthroughs in the mechanical components of printers that there have in the electronic areas. 5213 05:09:59,200 --> 05:10:09,800 And I believe that both users and manufacturers alike are well aware of that and are trying to become less dependent upon the purely mechanical functioning of printers 5214 05:10:09,800 --> 05:10:16,440 and trying to develop electronic controlled components, examples of which we will have on our show today, 5215 05:10:16,440 --> 05:10:21,940 the inkjet printer and the laser printer, instead of mechanical impact technologies. 5216 05:10:22,680 --> 05:10:29,220 Okay, before we take a look at the latest in printer technology, let's briefly review the history of printer technology. 5217 05:10:32,000 --> 05:10:35,920 Am I missing a fella called Herb on the fucking screen? 5218 05:10:38,080 --> 05:10:41,820 You know, it's the kind of situations like that when there's a man called Herb. 5219 05:10:42,360 --> 05:10:47,760 I really like them and I'm missing it out, but I know that it's going to be worth it very soon. 5220 05:10:48,260 --> 05:10:53,480 If not for ye, then for my own peace of mind that I really did do it. 5221 05:10:53,480 --> 05:10:58,900 electronic, information retrieval became more flexible. Once magnetically encoded onto a reel 5222 05:10:58,900 --> 05:11:05,440 of tape, data could be changed or erased instantly, and a recording medium used over again. Printed 5223 05:11:05,440 --> 05:11:11,120 information, or hard copy, was unnecessary as long as data was used only within the functions of the 5224 05:11:11,120 --> 05:11:16,780 machine. Information gathering became even more perishable when video display terminals became 5225 05:11:16,780 --> 05:11:22,540 standard, reproducing text, graphics, and even mimicking the physical surroundings of a workplace. 5226 05:11:23,300 --> 05:11:28,800 But today, while computers may have reduced the need to stockpile written information, a quick look at 5227 05:11:28,800 --> 05:11:33,720 the typical office reveals that one of the most common peripherals is, ironically, the printer. 5228 05:11:34,600 --> 05:11:39,860 Popular impact printers like this daisy wheel still operate much like a typewriter, but with fewer 5229 05:11:39,860 --> 05:11:45,960 moving parts and much greater speed. Although advances in printer technology have not matched the progress 5230 05:11:45,960 --> 05:11:51,240 made on the electronic side, the trend away from mechanical complexity has brought paper and ink 5231 05:11:51,240 --> 05:11:56,740 printing to a new level of sophistication. The focus of new research is on non-impact printers, 5232 05:11:56,740 --> 05:12:02,740 using heat, electricity, photo type setting, or even lasers that burn characters into the paper. 5233 05:12:06,740 --> 05:12:32,880 Later on, we're going to be taking a look at the cutting edge of printer technology, laser printers, being developed now by Xerox. First of all, we want to talk to you about the kinds of printers that are available for most computer users. And with us to do that are two gentlemen from the Diablo printer division of Xerox. We have Steve Ray, who's a systems engineer with Diablo, and Paul Shapiro, who is the manager of product planning. 5234 05:12:32,880 --> 05:12:33,880 OK. 5235 05:12:33,880 --> 05:12:43,880 Gentlemen, maybe you could get us started by taking the various numbers and different kinds of printers that are available today and sort of categorizing them for us so we know what we're talking about. 5236 05:12:43,880 --> 05:12:50,880 OK. Well, most generally, you could classify printers as either non-impact or impact technologies. 5237 05:12:50,880 --> 05:12:57,880 And within each of those, you could semi-classify them as what kinds of technologies they employ to put marks on paper. 5238 05:12:57,880 --> 05:13:02,880 For example, this matrix within impact and inkjet within non-impact. 5239 05:13:02,880 --> 05:13:04,880 Within that, there's various cost performance ranges. 5240 05:13:04,880 --> 05:13:10,880 And then, of course, you always have to consider the quality of the print, which is spot-thensit. 5241 05:13:10,880 --> 05:13:13,880 How does a user try to figure out which printer is right from him? 5242 05:13:13,880 --> 05:13:18,880 And we've got three printers sitting here, and that doesn't begin to represent the variety. 5243 05:13:18,880 --> 05:13:22,880 How can you make a determination as to what printer a particular user should buy? 5244 05:13:22,880 --> 05:13:23,880 Steve? 5245 05:13:23,880 --> 05:13:38,880 Well, I think what you'd like to do is, with the explosion of the PCs, the personal computers in the marketplace today, categorize it as if you want to have an impact type print, a very hard copy that's good for letters and mailers and that sort of thing. 5246 05:13:38,880 --> 05:13:45,880 And then, of course, for a very high-speed output, you might want to go into a thermal type technology, which is going to transfer to plain paper. 5247 05:13:45,880 --> 05:13:52,880 And then, of course, if you really wanted to go for, with all the color that people have, now you'd go for a color paint jet. 5248 05:13:52,880 --> 05:13:54,880 Here we have a type 3 coloring jet. 5249 05:13:54,880 --> 05:14:02,880 How about, say, the first tier, so I'm choosing between a dot matrix impact printer and a daisy wheel impact printer. 5250 05:14:02,880 --> 05:14:07,880 How do I make my determination, say, just choosing between those two? 5251 05:14:07,880 --> 05:14:17,880 Well, it depends on the quality of the output in a particular product, as well as the kind of speed about the power, for example, looking for fully-known characters. 5252 05:14:17,880 --> 05:14:18,880 300. 5253 05:14:18,880 --> 05:14:18,880 300. 5254 05:14:18,880 --> 05:14:19,880 300. 5255 05:14:19,880 --> 05:14:23,880 --that's a day's wheel printer, which tends to give you the best quality possible. 5256 05:14:23,880 --> 05:14:33,880 If you're looking for a very high-speed type of output with less than that of quality, a quality called correspondence quality, draft quality, a dot matrix printer might be the way to go. 5257 05:14:33,880 --> 05:14:36,880 Where does the new thermal printer fit into this? 5258 05:14:36,880 --> 05:14:46,880 I'd say for a very high-speed output, our printer here that we have today is at six pages per minute, typically, which is pretty fast compared to, say, a-- 5259 05:14:46,880 --> 05:14:51,880 --a daisy wheel, which can be slower, like a page, two pages per minute. 5260 05:14:51,880 --> 05:14:56,880 And then for inkjet, we run even slower, but, of course, we're working with color in this case. 5261 05:14:56,880 --> 05:15:04,880 Maybe we could, uh, demonstrate at least the first two you have at the top there, Steve, because it'd be interesting to sense this speed comparison you're talking about. 5262 05:15:04,880 --> 05:15:07,880 Maybe you could fire up your daisy wheel and let's see-- 5263 05:15:07,880 --> 05:15:09,880 --number one, how much more is it? 5264 05:15:09,880 --> 05:15:10,880 --number one, how much more is it? 5265 05:15:10,880 --> 05:15:11,880 --number two, how much more is it? 5266 05:15:11,880 --> 05:15:13,880 --five, six, eight, nine, 90. 5267 05:15:13,880 --> 05:15:19,880 --one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine, four hundred. 5268 05:15:19,880 --> 05:15:21,880 400 5269 05:15:21,880 --> 05:15:23,340 Many years 5270 05:15:23,340 --> 05:15:25,280 In the early 70s 5271 05:15:25,280 --> 05:15:27,540 In fact, the first thing to do is by Diablo System 5272 05:15:27,540 --> 05:15:28,300 As a matter of fact 5273 05:15:28,300 --> 05:15:32,080 What we have is a character print wheel 5274 05:15:32,080 --> 05:15:34,920 With 192 fully formed characters on it 5275 05:15:34,920 --> 05:15:37,180 So that you can do scientific notation 5276 05:15:37,180 --> 05:15:39,900 And we also have other application print wheels 5277 05:15:39,900 --> 05:15:41,040 From the legal market 5278 05:15:41,040 --> 05:15:44,900 Or actually moving into, say, a market where you want to do 5279 05:15:44,900 --> 05:15:47,940 Sort of European type applications 5280 05:15:47,940 --> 05:15:49,320 With one print wheel 5281 05:15:49,320 --> 05:15:52,320 Where we can print 33 Western European languages 5282 05:15:52,320 --> 05:15:54,640 With the needle changing that print element 5283 05:15:54,640 --> 05:15:56,380 And then it's a fully formed character 5284 05:15:56,380 --> 05:16:01,220 We see two trends in the days of a honey technology 5285 05:16:01,220 --> 05:16:04,040 The first one is to larger numbers of Americans 5286 05:16:04,040 --> 05:16:06,600 And we have 192 5287 05:16:06,600 --> 05:16:09,140 We also see the growth of accessorization 5288 05:16:09,140 --> 05:16:11,540 We've actually seen a double bin feeder 5289 05:16:11,540 --> 05:16:15,160 This is a very throughput-oriented kind of trend for the market 5290 05:16:15,160 --> 05:16:16,820 To increase the amount of throughput 5291 05:16:16,820 --> 05:16:18,620 Seven, eight, nine, nine 5292 05:16:18,620 --> 05:16:48,620 90, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 500, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15 5293 05:16:48,620 --> 05:16:55,920 five, five, six, seven, eight, five, six, five, nine, six, five, six, five, nine, five, six, 5294 05:16:55,920 --> 05:17:01,920 five, six, five, nine, five, six, five, six, nine, eight, six, nine, nine, nine, nine, 5295 05:17:01,920 --> 05:17:06,420 six, nine, nine, nine, ten. 5296 05:17:06,420 --> 05:17:08,420 Oh. 5297 05:17:08,420 --> 05:17:30,220 Wow. 5298 05:17:30,220 --> 05:17:31,220 Wow. 5299 05:17:31,220 --> 05:17:33,220 Wow. 5300 05:17:33,220 --> 05:17:37,220 A lot of fucking flesh. 5301 05:17:37,220 --> 05:17:40,020 A lot of sweat there. 5302 05:17:40,020 --> 05:17:41,020 We just-- 5303 05:17:41,020 --> 05:17:42,020 Yeah. 5304 05:17:42,020 --> 05:17:43,020 A lot of sweat there. 5305 05:17:43,020 --> 05:17:44,020 We just-- 5306 05:17:44,020 --> 05:17:45,020 Yeah. 5307 05:17:45,020 --> 05:17:48,020 --which has a great ability to do graphics as well as the inkjet, as a color graphics is a-- 5308 05:17:48,020 --> 05:17:50,020 Higgins isn't simple. 5309 05:17:50,020 --> 05:17:53,020 How do we interface these printers with a computer? 5310 05:17:53,020 --> 05:17:59,020 Say we have a computer, we want to go about knowing that we can get some of these capabilities, 5311 05:17:59,020 --> 05:18:04,020 but wanting to be sure that we buy something where the plug fits. 5312 05:18:04,020 --> 05:18:09,820 What we've done at Diablo is we've tried to answer that in what we call all-purpose interfaces, 5313 05:18:09,820 --> 05:18:10,820 something that you can just-- 5314 05:18:10,820 --> 05:18:11,820 Fucking hell, thank you very much. 5315 05:18:11,820 --> 05:18:12,820 He thinks it's simple. 5316 05:18:12,820 --> 05:18:13,820 CD-ROM. 5317 05:18:13,820 --> 05:18:15,820 We all just want to have something which we call plug-in play. 5318 05:18:15,820 --> 05:18:17,820 And to Francis the baller, thank you very much. 5319 05:18:17,820 --> 05:18:19,820 Take your data cable and you plug it in. 5320 05:18:19,820 --> 05:18:22,620 Um, what we've done is we think we've been rather innovative-- 5321 05:18:22,620 --> 05:18:23,620 Look at this guy here. 5322 05:18:23,620 --> 05:18:25,620 We've done parallel or serial machines-- 5323 05:18:25,620 --> 05:18:27,620 He's a fucking legend, this guy. 5324 05:18:27,620 --> 05:18:28,620 He's-- 5325 05:18:28,620 --> 05:18:31,620 He's fucking-- 5326 05:18:31,620 --> 05:18:33,620 Exquisite. 5327 05:18:33,620 --> 05:18:52,420 There we go again. 5328 05:18:52,420 --> 05:18:53,420 CD-ROM. 5329 05:18:53,420 --> 05:18:54,420 Thank you very much. 5330 05:18:54,420 --> 05:18:55,220 CD-ROM. 5331 05:18:55,220 --> 05:18:55,220 CD-ROM. 5332 05:18:55,220 --> 05:18:56,220 Thank you very much. 5333 05:18:56,220 --> 05:18:57,220 Here we go again. 5334 05:18:57,220 --> 05:18:58,220 COVID-19. 5335 05:18:58,220 --> 05:19:00,220 Variant of concern. 5336 05:19:00,220 --> 05:19:18,020 He seems to know his way around the block. 5337 05:19:18,020 --> 05:19:20,020 How about you? 5338 05:19:20,020 --> 05:19:23,020 Ivan and Steph, thank you very much. 5339 05:19:23,020 --> 05:19:27,020 And I couldn't do three in a row, thank you very much. 5340 05:19:27,020 --> 05:19:34,820 I don't know what to do now. 5341 05:19:34,820 --> 05:19:35,820 I mean, like, do I do-- 5342 05:19:35,820 --> 05:19:36,820 Do I do-- 5343 05:19:36,820 --> 05:19:39,820 Try and do 600 or 700 for that, or-- 5344 05:19:39,820 --> 05:19:50,820 I know that you're not expecting me to do it, but I need to in some way reciprocate and mirror that sentiment. 5345 05:19:50,820 --> 05:19:55,820 I don't think trying to do level four of the building is going to work for that, you know? 5346 05:19:55,820 --> 05:19:57,620 Not CD-ROM. 5347 05:19:57,620 --> 05:19:58,620 Thank you very much. 5348 05:19:58,620 --> 05:20:00,620 Will you wish Aisling a very happy birthday? 5349 05:20:00,620 --> 05:20:01,620 She's in the chat there. 5350 05:20:01,620 --> 05:20:02,620 Aisling, happy birthday. 5351 05:20:06,620 --> 05:20:09,620 Let's just go for 700 and then we'll call it quits. 5352 05:20:15,620 --> 05:20:19,620 We'll just put a bit of fucking Chronicles on there as well. 5353 05:20:19,620 --> 05:20:23,420 I'm gonna be honest with you, that was an absolute sickener. 5354 05:20:23,420 --> 05:20:27,420 You're gonna need power and pace to succeed in the next game. 5355 05:20:27,420 --> 05:20:28,420 Get ready. 5356 05:20:28,420 --> 05:20:29,420 The old thing's up for grabs. 5357 05:20:29,420 --> 05:20:31,220 I'm gonna be honest. 5358 05:20:31,220 --> 05:20:32,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5359 05:20:32,220 --> 05:20:33,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5360 05:20:33,220 --> 05:20:34,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5361 05:20:34,220 --> 05:20:35,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5362 05:20:35,220 --> 05:20:36,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5363 05:20:36,220 --> 05:20:37,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5364 05:20:37,220 --> 05:20:38,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5365 05:20:38,220 --> 05:20:39,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5366 05:20:39,220 --> 05:20:40,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5367 05:20:40,220 --> 05:20:41,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5368 05:20:41,220 --> 05:20:42,220 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5369 05:20:42,220 --> 05:20:44,020 I'm gonna be honest with you. 5370 05:20:44,020 --> 05:20:46,020 Thank you very, very much there. 5371 05:20:46,020 --> 05:20:47,020 CD-ROM. 5372 05:20:49,020 --> 05:20:50,020 Where did I put that? 5373 05:20:52,020 --> 05:20:53,020 Internet. 5374 05:21:09,020 --> 05:21:12,820 This week on the Internet Cafe, buy it online. 5375 05:21:12,820 --> 05:21:17,820 Meet Jessica Adelson, editor of NetGuide and online shopping guru. 5376 05:21:17,820 --> 05:21:20,820 The hot ticket in cyber shopping is the online auction. 5377 05:21:20,820 --> 05:21:21,820 We'll show you one. 5378 05:21:21,820 --> 05:21:23,820 Peter Graniff has a great job. 5379 05:21:23,820 --> 05:21:26,820 He's the wine taster for the Virtual Vineyards website. 5380 05:21:26,820 --> 05:21:33,820 And if you're looking for the latest high-tech gadget, be sure to stop by Compare.net to do your comparison shopping. 5381 05:21:33,820 --> 05:21:36,620 Plus, never have to talk to a car salesman again. 5382 05:21:36,620 --> 05:21:38,620 Just log on to autobytale.com. 5383 05:21:38,620 --> 05:21:40,620 Buying it online. 5384 05:21:40,620 --> 05:21:42,620 Fucking glasses are all steamed up with the sweat though. 5385 05:21:42,620 --> 05:21:46,620 The Internet Cafe is brought to you by Zeehawk.com. 5386 05:21:46,620 --> 05:21:51,620 I'm not trying to pull, I'm not trying to pull excuses out the bag here, but there's, it's just all fogged up. 5387 05:21:51,620 --> 05:21:54,620 Additional funding from PC Connection and... 5388 05:21:54,620 --> 05:21:55,620 There's sweat everywhere. 5389 05:21:55,620 --> 05:21:59,620 ...atolog and online superstore with PC and Mac products. 5390 05:21:59,620 --> 05:22:01,420 Goal free technical support and overnight... 5391 05:22:01,420 --> 05:22:03,420 Years ago, I was... 5392 05:22:03,420 --> 05:22:04,420 Chinese. 5393 05:22:04,420 --> 05:22:05,420 ...by Windows Magazine. 5394 05:22:05,420 --> 05:22:08,420 ...delivering desktop, enterprise and internet computing news... 5395 05:22:08,420 --> 05:22:10,420 And Nick D, thank you very much. 5396 05:22:10,420 --> 05:22:15,420 ...for a Windows world, because the world runs on Windows. 5397 05:22:15,420 --> 05:22:20,420 Additional funding from SoftSource Incorporated, publishers of Pro One Software. 5398 05:22:20,420 --> 05:22:21,420 Educational software... 5399 05:22:21,420 --> 05:22:24,420 I don't have a heart attack, says Tommy B. I'll probably have a panic attack. 5400 05:22:24,420 --> 05:22:27,220 If I don't make the designated 700. 5401 05:22:27,220 --> 05:22:32,220 I'll probably have a panic attack somewhere around seven, the mark, the 700 mark where... 5402 05:22:32,220 --> 05:22:34,220 ...I start to think, what's going on? 5403 05:22:34,220 --> 05:22:36,220 What, what am I doing? 5404 05:22:36,220 --> 05:22:38,220 I'm not sure if we're better, we just shop different. 5405 05:22:38,220 --> 05:22:39,220 Then I re, I remember... 5406 05:22:39,220 --> 05:22:40,220 We like to look. 5407 05:22:40,220 --> 05:22:41,220 The ROM bomb. 5408 05:22:41,220 --> 05:22:43,220 So who, who are you going to talk to tonight about porn launch? 5409 05:22:43,220 --> 05:22:46,220 Well, we're going to talk about, actually, two very interesting sites. 5410 05:22:46,220 --> 05:22:48,220 One is Netguide, which is a good overview if you've never done online... 5411 05:22:48,220 --> 05:22:50,220 I'm doing this for Jane Withers. 5412 05:22:50,220 --> 05:22:53,020 ...a place to sort of get some hints on some of the really good sites. 5413 05:22:53,020 --> 05:22:59,020 And also, I'm going to look at AutoBuyTel, which is taking the gnarly part of car buying 5414 05:22:59,020 --> 05:23:00,020 out of the equation. 5415 05:23:00,020 --> 05:23:01,020 So that's going to be good. 5416 05:23:01,020 --> 05:23:03,020 And you're looking at what, an auction site online, right? 5417 05:23:03,020 --> 05:23:04,020 Yeah. 5418 05:23:04,020 --> 05:23:05,020 That's becoming your part of it. 5419 05:23:05,020 --> 05:23:06,020 Yeah, the Z Auction. 5420 05:23:06,020 --> 05:23:10,020 And I'm not convinced about this whole buying online, because I like to steal and touch things. 5421 05:23:10,020 --> 05:23:11,020 But I've been told... 5422 05:23:11,020 --> 05:23:12,020 Looking at a bargain. 5423 05:23:12,020 --> 05:23:15,820 Well, I've been told that there's a real kind of a zing, a real thrill. 5424 05:23:15,820 --> 05:23:18,820 I don't want to say online gambling, but it's a little bit like that. 5425 05:23:18,820 --> 05:23:20,820 You know, there's some real bargains. 5426 05:23:20,820 --> 05:23:22,820 People get real excited, so we're going to check it out. 5427 05:23:22,820 --> 05:23:23,820 And wine buying, right? 5428 05:23:23,820 --> 05:23:24,820 Wine buying, yeah. 5429 05:23:24,820 --> 05:23:30,820 Now, I need a little lesson in wine buying, so this might be a good first step. 5430 05:23:30,820 --> 05:23:34,820 It'd be great if I had a counter and I could just chat to you while I'm doing this. 5431 05:23:34,820 --> 05:23:38,620 Like, I've just stopped counting now, but I know I'm somewhere in the 50 region now. 5432 05:23:38,620 --> 05:23:40,620 Figure out what the best purchase is. 5433 05:23:40,620 --> 05:23:42,620 All right, so this is shopping online... 5434 05:23:42,620 --> 05:23:43,620 Say 55 there. 5435 05:23:43,620 --> 05:23:47,620 You know, Jessica, I always thought that I was an expert shopper. 5436 05:23:47,620 --> 05:23:50,620 I mean, I knew exactly where I needed to get all the stuff I wanted. 5437 05:23:50,620 --> 05:23:53,620 And now all of a sudden the online experience comes, and I'm like a kid. 5438 05:23:53,620 --> 05:23:55,620 I have, you know, no idea where to go. 5439 05:23:55,620 --> 05:24:01,620 And you've got a website, NetGuide, and part of the NetGuide site has information about shopping 5440 05:24:01,620 --> 05:24:05,620 for those of us who get a little overwhelmed by the online shopping experience. 5441 05:24:05,620 --> 05:24:08,420 What are some of the things that you have to talk about at that site? 5442 05:24:08,420 --> 05:24:11,420 Well, first of all, it's a shopping guide, so it's one of the sections on NetGuide. 5443 05:24:11,420 --> 05:24:16,420 And it's a great starting point for someone who's just starting to get online and wants to dabble in shopping. 5444 05:24:16,420 --> 05:24:18,420 And isn't sure where to begin. 5445 05:24:18,420 --> 05:24:20,420 So what we do to begin with is we break it up into categories. 5446 05:24:20,420 --> 05:24:22,420 So we make the experience easier to browse. 5447 05:24:22,420 --> 05:24:26,420 So you're interested in flowers, gifts, entertainment, apparel. 5448 05:24:26,420 --> 05:24:30,420 You break it up into sensible categories so you can go in and poke around. 5449 05:24:30,420 --> 05:24:34,220 And in those categories we tell you, here are some tips. 5450 05:24:34,220 --> 05:24:42,220 Here's how you go about finding the best sites to find books, the best sites to buy music, the best sites to do different kinds of things online. 5451 05:24:42,220 --> 05:24:45,220 And, you know, there's so much you can do online, it can get overwhelming. 5452 05:24:45,220 --> 05:24:46,220 I liked your tips. 5453 05:24:46,220 --> 05:24:51,220 You've got some how-tos, some of the things that you need to know about, like how to use a shopping basket and those types of things. 5454 05:24:51,220 --> 05:24:57,020 Now, the online experience is different from shopping in catalogs or going into a shop, for example. 5455 05:24:57,020 --> 05:24:59,020 What do you think the benefits are? 5456 05:24:59,020 --> 05:25:02,020 What are the best things about the online experience? 5457 05:25:02,020 --> 05:25:07,020 Well, I think, first off, one of the best things is you can use robots to make the experience really, really easy for you. 5458 05:25:07,020 --> 05:25:21,820 If you're someone who doesn't want to deal with the stores and you know what you're looking for, you're looking for something specific like a book by a certain author or certain music or you want to find something rare that's hard to find, you can use the internet, a robot on the internet, type in what you're looking for. 5459 05:25:21,820 --> 05:25:26,620 And it can bring back a ton of results and it can even tell you the cheapest places you can find those things. 5460 05:25:26,620 --> 05:25:30,620 So I can save time on getting stuff that I really know what I'm looking for. 5461 05:25:30,620 --> 05:25:31,620 Exactly. 5462 05:25:31,620 --> 05:25:33,620 And it can also save you time, it can also save you money. 5463 05:25:33,620 --> 05:25:35,620 It can tell you the cheapest places to find it also. 5464 05:25:35,620 --> 05:25:44,620 So now, what if I wanted to, I mean, does it help me in terms of community, in terms of saying, you know, if I really like this kind of a book, will it give me some hints on other books that I might be interested in or is that there yet? 5465 05:25:44,620 --> 05:25:45,620 Yeah, it's actually there. 5466 05:25:45,620 --> 05:25:46,620 There's a company called Firefly. 5467 05:25:46,620 --> 05:25:47,620 It's an agent technology. 5468 05:25:47,620 --> 05:25:50,620 And what agents can let you do is it learns your behavior. 5469 05:25:50,620 --> 05:25:54,620 It learns that Jane likes to read Kurt Vonnegut. 5470 05:25:54,620 --> 05:26:00,620 Therefore, a lot of other people who like to read Kurt Vonnegut also like to read Doug Adams. 5471 05:26:00,620 --> 05:26:01,620 So it'll make a record. 5472 05:26:01,620 --> 05:26:02,620 So they start to collect the information. 5473 05:26:02,620 --> 05:26:03,620 Exactly. 5474 05:26:03,620 --> 05:26:04,620 Now, that lets me know my question. 5475 05:26:04,620 --> 05:26:05,620 What about security? 5476 05:26:05,620 --> 05:26:11,620 I mean, if they're asking or finding out so much information about my behavior, it's kind of scary to me that there's so much information. 5477 05:26:11,620 --> 05:26:12,620 What are the pitfalls? 5478 05:26:12,620 --> 05:26:19,420 I mean, privacy is definitely an issue online and you have to be careful of who you're giving that information to and that you're 5479 05:26:19,420 --> 05:26:25,420 so consciously that without that vendor and there's a lot of notification on that site that says they're not going to give that information away. 5480 05:26:25,420 --> 05:26:28,420 That it's only for the purpose of this product and selling them. 5481 05:26:28,420 --> 05:26:30,420 They're not going to market to it and sell that information. 5482 05:26:30,420 --> 05:26:31,420 Privacy is a big issue on the internet. 5483 05:26:31,420 --> 05:26:35,420 You have to be very careful when you're shopping that you're wary of that. 5484 05:26:35,420 --> 05:26:41,420 So there's lots more information at NetGuide to show us some of the pitfalls and some of the things we need to know about the online experience. 5485 05:26:41,420 --> 05:26:50,420 Yeah, you should look at the sites, make sure that they're real, that they exist, that there's information about them, maybe an address, a phone number, so that you know it's not a fake store, that it's a real store. 5486 05:26:50,420 --> 05:26:51,420 Right. 5487 05:26:51,420 --> 05:26:54,420 Because you can masquerade online just like you can offline. 5488 05:26:54,420 --> 05:26:56,420 So that's something else you should look out for. 5489 05:26:56,420 --> 05:27:01,420 So does the Better Business Bureau, are they going to help me on proving that these guys are in business or are there some other things that I can look for? 5490 05:27:01,420 --> 05:27:04,420 The Better Business Bureau is definitely a place you can always turn to. 5491 05:27:04,420 --> 05:27:09,420 You can always look at the little key on the bottom of your site, the NetScape, and make sure the key is a solid key. 5492 05:27:09,420 --> 05:27:14,420 That'll tell you it's a secure transaction, that when you send information over that it's going to be secure. 5493 05:27:14,420 --> 05:27:16,420 There's a lot of tips you can look out for. 5494 05:27:16,420 --> 05:27:18,420 And we give you all that information on that guy. 5495 05:27:18,420 --> 05:27:31,420 A smart shopper is somebody who really understands the marketplace and knows what's out there. 5496 05:27:31,420 --> 05:27:34,420 That's not always easy to do in the real world. 5497 05:27:34,420 --> 05:27:36,420 It's in fact easier to do in the world than the internet. 5498 05:27:36,420 --> 05:27:41,420 So a couple of guys have a very clever idea of building a website to help you comparison shop. 5499 05:27:41,420 --> 05:27:45,420 And one of the guys who founded one called Compare.Net is here on the cafe tonight. 5500 05:27:45,420 --> 05:27:46,420 John, how are you doing? 5501 05:27:46,420 --> 05:27:47,420 Pretty good. How are you? 5502 05:27:47,420 --> 05:27:51,420 I look at Compare.Net and it's kind of a search engine for shoppers in a way. 5503 05:27:51,420 --> 05:27:52,420 Helps you find what you're looking for. 5504 05:27:52,420 --> 05:27:54,420 Yeah, something like that. 5505 05:27:54,420 --> 05:28:00,420 Compare.Net is really the number one source for free, comprehensive, consumer product research on the web. 5506 05:28:00,420 --> 05:28:01,420 There's a commercial right there. 5507 05:28:01,420 --> 05:28:02,420 There it is. 5508 05:28:02,420 --> 05:28:04,420 All right, let me ask you what goes on there. 5509 05:28:04,420 --> 05:28:09,420 First of all, when I took a look at it, obviously I'm concerned about the validity of the sources. 5510 05:28:09,420 --> 05:28:11,420 Where do you get more information about the strategy? 5511 05:28:11,420 --> 05:28:16,420 Well, we have about 25 employees and the lion's share of them are actually building the content for us. 5512 05:28:16,420 --> 05:28:20,420 So you're not just stealing us from brochures. You're going to have an editorial process. 5513 05:28:20,420 --> 05:28:25,420 Yeah, we really think that's important because one of the things we do is standardize the information. 5514 05:28:25,420 --> 05:28:28,420 So that we can really compare brand by brand meaning. 5515 05:28:28,420 --> 05:28:33,420 So we feel like we have to have people in-house for creating content and maintaining content. 5516 05:28:33,420 --> 05:28:38,420 And in this area I know you have a lot of electronic stuff and computers and all this information is changing so quickly. 5517 05:28:38,420 --> 05:28:39,420 That's one of the problems. 5518 05:28:39,420 --> 05:28:43,420 Can you really keep up so that I'm confident the information you've got to have? 5519 05:28:43,420 --> 05:28:45,420 Yeah, well it's one of our major purposes. 5520 05:28:45,420 --> 05:28:46,420 I agree with you. 5521 05:28:46,420 --> 05:28:49,420 One of the hardest things for a consumer is to know what's out there. 5522 05:28:49,420 --> 05:28:54,420 Today, so what we do and the major things we do is provide an education for consumers. 5523 05:28:54,420 --> 05:28:55,420 What are the latest features? 5524 05:28:55,420 --> 05:28:56,420 What are the trends? 5525 05:28:56,420 --> 05:28:59,420 And really enable people to make informed buying decisions. 5526 05:28:59,420 --> 05:29:01,420 Let's go through a sample search. 5527 05:29:01,420 --> 05:29:07,420 Let's say we're going through your website right now and I'm looking for, say, an organizer or something like that. 5528 05:29:07,420 --> 05:29:10,420 What's the process of finding out of a company? 5529 05:29:10,420 --> 05:29:12,420 Well, you would go to our electronic section. 5530 05:29:12,420 --> 05:29:14,420 You would choose electronic organizations. 5531 05:29:14,420 --> 05:29:16,420 On that page, first you would read our tips on buying. 5532 05:29:16,420 --> 05:29:19,420 What do you mean by tips? 5533 05:29:19,420 --> 05:29:24,420 Well, we tell you, hey, these are the hot features in PDA and the electronic organizers. 5534 05:29:24,420 --> 05:29:28,420 Okay, so check out the memory or check out the connectability or whatever it is. 5535 05:29:28,420 --> 05:29:31,420 Right, PC, link, you know, different kinds of things. 5536 05:29:31,420 --> 05:29:34,420 We try to help people find the right features for them. 5537 05:29:34,420 --> 05:29:39,420 Then we give them a list of all the features that are relevant to shoppers for an electronic organizer. 5538 05:29:39,420 --> 05:29:43,420 And based on the knowledge you gained reading our tips, you choose the ones that are right. 5539 05:29:43,420 --> 05:29:50,420 here 5540 05:29:53,380 --> 05:29:56,540 I'm I'm 5541 05:29:56,540 --> 05:29:59,540 500 one 5542 05:29:59,540 --> 05:30:06,540 I'm 5543 05:30:06,540 --> 05:30:13,540 I'm 5544 05:30:13,540 --> 05:30:43,540 23, 24, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25 5545 05:30:43,540 --> 05:30:48,500 Well it was over for what it was 550 around so 5546 05:30:50,740 --> 05:30:52,740 Look lads if I'd have prepared 5547 05:30:53,480 --> 05:30:57,720 You know I'd be hitting the thousands I'd be in the two thousand I'd be in I'd be in space 5548 05:30:58,940 --> 05:31:00,940 I'd be in fucking space 5549 05:31:00,940 --> 05:31:10,320 Home appliances sports and leisure computer peripheral equipment and software never I do my business and what we're trying to do is provide 5550 05:31:10,920 --> 05:31:19,080 Consumers access to information on any type of considered purchase and what we mean by that is purchases where there's a risk in making the wrong decision where you need 5551 05:31:19,320 --> 05:31:21,960 Education so that you know you know you find the product 5552 05:31:26,840 --> 05:31:30,740 Being fucking space I'd be space boy 5553 05:31:30,740 --> 05:31:32,740 Spaceman 5554 05:31:32,740 --> 05:31:34,740 Spaceman 5555 05:31:34,740 --> 05:31:43,040 Colin, you're from Z Auction, and that's one of the kind of first, I think, online auction sites? 5556 05:31:43,460 --> 05:31:46,460 Yeah, well, thanks for having me, Andrew, first of all. 5557 05:31:46,580 --> 05:31:49,140 But, yeah, we were one of the premier auction sites. 5558 05:31:49,360 --> 05:31:51,740 Okay, now let me just step back for one minute. 5559 05:31:51,880 --> 05:31:56,000 My idea of an auction, my parents had an antique store when I was a kid. 5560 05:31:56,000 --> 05:31:57,500 We used to go to these antique auctions. 5561 05:31:57,660 --> 05:32:01,140 This guy up there, $5, $5, $25, $35, $45, you know, that's an auction. 5562 05:32:01,500 --> 05:32:02,800 Now, what is an online auction? 5563 05:32:02,900 --> 05:32:05,180 Well, the auction process is basically the same. 5564 05:32:05,320 --> 05:32:09,580 Basically, for example, we put up 10 units of a particular computer product. 5565 05:32:10,320 --> 05:32:12,240 And you guys specialize in mainly computers? 5566 05:32:12,260 --> 05:32:13,520 Computers and electronics, yeah. 5567 05:32:13,520 --> 05:32:17,680 We're doing some things in travel products as well, cruises and things like that. 5568 05:32:17,680 --> 05:32:17,980 Oh, really? 5569 05:32:18,080 --> 05:32:19,340 Oh, so it's not just technology. 5570 05:32:19,440 --> 05:32:21,060 No, but technology is our focus. 5571 05:32:21,160 --> 05:32:21,360 Okay. 5572 05:32:21,820 --> 05:32:25,940 But, for example, if you wanted to bid on a computer part, we'd start bidding at $1, 5573 05:32:26,220 --> 05:32:32,040 and there'd be 10 pieces available, and you bid it up, and at the end of the auction, it closes, just like a regular auction. 5574 05:32:32,180 --> 05:32:36,020 Now, so is there actually someone out there who's, you know, rattling off prices? 5575 05:32:36,460 --> 05:32:38,580 No, the system is all interactive. 5576 05:32:38,860 --> 05:32:41,440 So you'll see what bids are out there. 5577 05:32:41,800 --> 05:32:42,480 You go ahead. 5578 05:32:42,560 --> 05:32:44,020 You can make comments on the side. 5579 05:32:45,160 --> 05:32:46,000 And place your bid. 5580 05:32:46,100 --> 05:32:46,880 Yeah, place your bid. 5581 05:32:46,940 --> 05:32:52,840 If you get dropped off, the system will interactively email you and say, hey, Andrew, you need to raise your bid. 5582 05:32:53,100 --> 05:32:53,380 Okay. 5583 05:32:53,620 --> 05:32:54,020 And get back in the place. 5584 05:32:54,020 --> 05:32:55,040 Oh, it'll actually tell you. 5585 05:32:55,040 --> 05:32:55,420 Oh, absolutely. 5586 05:32:55,540 --> 05:32:56,540 It's all interactive, yeah. 5587 05:32:56,720 --> 05:32:59,020 So how long does an auction like this actually last? 5588 05:32:59,120 --> 05:33:01,360 I mean, regular auctions last a matter of minutes. 5589 05:33:01,460 --> 05:33:01,660 Right. 5590 05:33:01,740 --> 05:33:03,280 We're running three times a week. 5591 05:33:03,540 --> 05:33:03,820 Okay. 5592 05:33:04,020 --> 05:33:09,180 So, for example, if we close an auction on Wednesday and we open one on Wednesday, it'll close on a Friday and we'll open one up. 5593 05:33:09,180 --> 05:33:10,720 So it's about 48 hours. 5594 05:33:10,740 --> 05:33:11,200 Yeah, exactly. 5595 05:33:11,200 --> 05:33:12,000 48 hours. 5596 05:33:12,140 --> 05:33:12,840 Something like that. 5597 05:33:12,920 --> 05:33:13,100 Yeah. 5598 05:33:13,280 --> 05:33:16,720 And we expect to move up to five per week pretty shortly. 5599 05:33:17,000 --> 05:33:22,260 Now, I looked at this last night and I have to say, it's kind of addicting, especially if you're... 5600 05:33:22,260 --> 05:33:22,760 Addicting. 5601 05:33:22,880 --> 05:33:25,780 Why do they say addicting when it's addictive? 5602 05:33:26,200 --> 05:33:27,500 Everyone knows it's addictive. 5603 05:33:28,440 --> 05:33:30,500 I've never heard anybody say it's addicting. 5604 05:33:30,500 --> 05:33:36,720 Only people online, I think, that people have begun to believe that it is actually the way you say addictive. 5605 05:33:36,720 --> 05:33:38,720 Sure. 5606 05:33:39,920 --> 05:33:43,720 I got sucked into, I saw these 21-inch... 5607 05:33:43,720 --> 05:33:51,140 Kind of addicting, especially if you're kind of a technology buff or an equipment fan. 5608 05:33:51,320 --> 05:33:51,500 Sure. 5609 05:33:51,820 --> 05:33:56,220 I got sucked into, I saw these 21-inch Neutia monitors. 5610 05:33:56,300 --> 05:33:56,880 Right, exactly. 5611 05:33:56,880 --> 05:33:57,600 Big computer monitors. 5612 05:33:57,760 --> 05:34:01,520 I was sitting at my computer and I thought, God, you know, this might be kind of a fun thing. 5613 05:34:01,760 --> 05:34:02,720 You find people... 5614 05:34:02,720 --> 05:34:05,260 Kind of fun, kind of nice, kind of cool, right? 5615 05:34:05,440 --> 05:34:06,220 Yeah, sure. 5616 05:34:06,280 --> 05:34:09,280 Have I missed any good stew moments or... 5617 05:34:09,280 --> 05:34:10,540 I mean, look at this. 5618 05:34:10,560 --> 05:34:12,160 He's got to walk and talk to the camera. 5619 05:34:12,280 --> 05:34:13,660 Power stands from the off. 5620 05:34:14,320 --> 05:34:17,120 At six minutes, I've missed a Withers interview. 5621 05:34:17,280 --> 05:34:18,320 I've made the fucking banter. 5622 05:34:18,460 --> 05:34:19,420 I missed the banter at the beginning. 5623 05:34:20,420 --> 05:34:21,420 Seinfeldian banter. 5624 05:34:27,080 --> 05:34:28,740 Consumer product research on the web. 5625 05:34:28,740 --> 05:34:30,040 There's a commercial right there. 5626 05:34:30,040 --> 05:34:30,780 All right. 5627 05:34:30,780 --> 05:34:33,000 Let me ask you what goes on there. 5628 05:34:33,000 --> 05:34:38,340 First of all, when I took a look at it, obviously, I'm concerned about the validity of the sources. 5629 05:34:38,500 --> 05:34:39,500 Where do you get your information? 5630 05:34:39,500 --> 05:34:41,300 Check the MIDI Music 2 episode. 5631 05:34:41,460 --> 05:34:42,040 Some gold there. 5632 05:34:42,380 --> 05:34:43,300 I think I've seen it. 5633 05:34:43,520 --> 05:34:48,260 There's a fellow who's playing and he's singing along with a keyboard as well. 5634 05:34:50,000 --> 05:34:51,000 Thank you very much. 5635 05:34:51,000 --> 05:34:53,220 Thank you very much, Nick D. CD-ROM. 5636 05:34:53,300 --> 05:34:53,880 Thank you very much. 5637 05:34:53,920 --> 05:34:55,500 Sorry, I couldn't do the CD-ROM 700. 5638 05:34:55,760 --> 05:34:59,000 I could only deliver two 500s. 5639 05:35:01,300 --> 05:35:03,520 And not CD-ROM, thank you. 5640 05:35:03,600 --> 05:35:04,780 And I couldn't do three in a row. 5641 05:35:04,900 --> 05:35:06,460 And Ivan and Steph, thank you very much. 5642 05:35:06,540 --> 05:35:07,420 And Francis, the baller. 5643 05:35:07,480 --> 05:35:12,160 We have about 25 employees and the lion's share of them are actually building the content for us. 5644 05:35:12,160 --> 05:35:13,680 So you're not just stealing us from brochures. 5645 05:35:13,700 --> 05:35:15,260 We really have an editorial process. 5646 05:35:15,540 --> 05:35:17,340 Yeah, we really think that's important because one of them. 5647 05:35:17,340 --> 05:35:17,980 What is this? 5648 05:35:18,020 --> 05:35:20,180 A fucking spreadsheet sympathizer. 5649 05:35:21,240 --> 05:35:25,080 I'm just going to bring it back so you're not fucking repeat viewing what you've just seen there. 5650 05:35:25,840 --> 05:35:26,740 I can see this. 5651 05:35:26,800 --> 05:35:28,060 I can watch this later myself. 5652 05:35:29,500 --> 05:35:30,980 That's what a lot of the audience wants. 5653 05:35:31,140 --> 05:35:32,960 Where do you see the future of this kind of thing? 5654 05:35:32,960 --> 05:35:35,480 I like a fucking noise, a tone. 5655 05:35:36,620 --> 05:35:40,380 Well, I don't see any limit, frankly. 5656 05:35:41,020 --> 05:35:42,340 You said Cruises, wasn't it? 5657 05:35:42,340 --> 05:35:42,980 Cruises, yeah. 5658 05:35:42,980 --> 05:35:49,300 I think any product, really, that lends itself to the format potentially could be doable, is viable. 5659 05:35:49,440 --> 05:35:52,940 Okay, now do you think we'll get back to antiques online or is that just too arcane for this? 5660 05:35:52,940 --> 05:35:53,080 Absolutely. 5661 05:35:53,780 --> 05:35:57,120 The trick is fulfillment and trust within the company itself. 5662 05:35:57,740 --> 05:35:59,180 Do you trust who you're buying from? 5663 05:35:59,260 --> 05:36:00,640 Are you going to get the genuine product? 5664 05:36:00,980 --> 05:36:01,100 Right. 5665 05:36:01,540 --> 05:36:03,600 So, that's hopefully what you guys are delivering. 5666 05:36:03,600 --> 05:36:04,220 That's what we do, yeah. 5667 05:36:04,420 --> 05:36:05,260 Well, thanks a lot, Colin. 5668 05:36:05,360 --> 05:36:06,080 Oh, appreciate it. 5669 05:36:06,460 --> 05:36:06,800 Thank you. 5670 05:36:06,800 --> 05:36:21,120 so mark with car buying has been a nightmare for me in the past and now we have the ability to get 5671 05:36:21,120 --> 05:36:26,640 lots of information online and you've got a website called auto by tell thank you very much cd thrum 5672 05:36:26,640 --> 05:36:31,440 typically getting information there's a lot more there what is auto by very kind of do for the car 5673 05:36:31,440 --> 05:36:38,400 buyer auto by tell was auto by tell was founded chiefly because of a of a problem in distribution 5674 05:36:38,400 --> 05:36:45,440 of cars right car buying has not changed in 100 years in the united states 31 of the price of every 5675 05:36:45,440 --> 05:36:52,080 car is in its distribution the internet works perfectly in a complex configuration process 5676 05:36:52,080 --> 05:36:57,680 like a car purchase right okay where it's real value added and can lower the cost of distributing 5677 05:36:57,680 --> 05:37:02,080 the car and that's where auto by tell plays in the internet space so if i was a consumer and i 5678 05:37:02,080 --> 05:37:08,160 went to auto by tell i knew which car i wanted to buy i think jane's working for amazon web services now 5679 05:37:08,160 --> 05:37:13,520 you're doing stuff for them still in the biz still in the industry where are you going to take me from 5680 05:37:13,520 --> 05:37:16,560 there you don't even have to know what kind of car you want to buy when you first get to auto by tell 5681 05:37:16,560 --> 05:37:23,440 because we have all of the information on every insurance companies producers thank you very much 5682 05:37:23,440 --> 05:37:30,080 anonymous ohio loves you thank you very much all we have here is corn and screen and your screen thank 5683 05:37:30,080 --> 05:37:40,560 you very much what was that little situation there it was like a a driving simulator screen very specific 5684 05:37:43,840 --> 05:37:48,160 you're going to buy your car this gives you a feel for what the car is like before you buy it 5685 05:37:50,320 --> 05:37:55,200 oh no this is their website okay the website is designed like an open road and you're the driver 5686 05:37:55,200 --> 05:38:03,200 and you're going to go to different locations like new vehicles used vehicles by the road sign the future 5687 05:38:04,160 --> 05:38:07,360 you don't even have to know what kind of car you want to buy when you first get to auto by tell because 5688 05:38:07,360 --> 05:38:13,040 we have all of the information on every car that's for sale in the united states every car you can get 5689 05:38:13,040 --> 05:38:18,560 you can go and you can get information on specifications and more importantly the dealer invoice price so that when 5690 05:38:18,560 --> 05:38:22,800 you get when you finally get through the dealer to the dealer which you do by filling out a purchase 5691 05:38:22,800 --> 05:38:28,240 request very specifically enumerating exactly what you want in the car remember you have all the 5692 05:38:28,240 --> 05:38:32,720 information on the back you can even do head-to-head comparisons on different models all the options 5693 05:38:33,280 --> 05:38:38,400 every single thing soup to nuts including you know different color soup to nuts he just said soup to nuts 5694 05:38:38,400 --> 05:38:45,920 there i i think this uh microphone is it sometimes it goes up and down and you don't even realize it at the time i don't know what that's about 5695 05:38:46,720 --> 05:38:52,480 apologies for that but um the website was designed like a road and you're the car driver driving to 5696 05:38:52,480 --> 05:38:59,920 different locations on the site and you go from soup to nuts in no time choices i've got all the options 5697 05:39:00,480 --> 05:39:04,880 every single thing soup to nuts including you know different color choices first and second color choice 5698 05:39:04,880 --> 05:39:16,240 things like that it gets zapped is my my audio grainy now is it gonna have to change this mic situation it's grand now is it okay good stuff 5699 05:39:16,240 --> 05:39:23,440 the to the um a dealer who then comes back to you on the phone within 24 hours with a firm price 5700 05:39:24,160 --> 05:39:27,920 okay you you have all the information you need to know whether or not that's a fair price 5701 05:39:28,800 --> 05:39:33,600 so you've taken kind of a nightmare for me which in my purchase experience it's been you know finally 5702 05:39:33,600 --> 05:39:37,040 figure out which car i want i'm really excited to get it i walk in and i say okay i want to buy the car 5703 05:39:37,040 --> 05:39:42,720 what's your price and i'm there for hours and so you've shortened my personal experience down significantly 5704 05:39:42,720 --> 05:39:48,640 some people like spending 15 hours in car dealerships talking to car dealers uh but most people don't and 5705 05:39:48,640 --> 05:39:53,600 that's what we do as a matter of fact we make sure all the all the dealers we now have 2500 throughout the 5706 05:39:53,600 --> 05:39:58,240 united states contractually bound to get you in and out of the dealership within one hour after you've 5707 05:39:58,240 --> 05:40:03,920 decided to make the buy now that's for new cars what if i wanted to buy a used car the used car it works a 5708 05:40:03,920 --> 05:40:09,360 slightly different way our used cars every used car in our system okay we've now had since we've 5709 05:40:09,360 --> 05:40:14,160 launched relaunched about two and a half months ago now we've had 35 000 cars go through the system 5710 05:40:14,160 --> 05:40:18,880 all right keep in mind our used car superstore has a thousand cars we've had 35 000 go through in two 5711 05:40:18,880 --> 05:40:27,200 in ten weeks wow all right um each one of those cars is goes to 135 point inspection okay has a three 5712 05:40:27,200 --> 05:40:32,160 month three thousand mile warranty so you're warranting the product or is it the dealers warranty the product 5713 05:40:32,160 --> 05:40:36,080 themselves and it's home in a way so any auto by tell dealer will service if it breaks down outside of 5714 05:40:36,640 --> 05:40:42,320 your local area so i can so i can buy a used car using your service as well and can i finance it too 5715 05:40:42,320 --> 05:40:46,480 i mean is it financing available for new and using is available depending no matter what your credit 5716 05:40:46,480 --> 05:40:52,880 rate is we have we have chase manhattan bank we have key bank we have ge capital for leasing we have 5717 05:40:52,880 --> 05:40:58,400 triad all so i've got choices as well now let me ask you just in terms of the industry overall i mean the auto 5718 05:40:58,400 --> 05:41:03,360 industry is huge and this is sort of a real departure for the auto industry to be using the 5719 05:41:03,360 --> 05:41:07,520 internet does not just for a manufacturer that has a website that shows its cars but now we're talking 5720 05:41:07,520 --> 05:41:13,680 about actually the purchase experience for the consumer how many people do you think are actually 5721 05:41:13,680 --> 05:41:18,800 using the internet to buy or at least be involved in some part of that purchase decision the manufacturers 5722 05:41:18,800 --> 05:41:24,160 think now that between 20 and 30 percent which is about what we think also of people now use some 5723 05:41:24,160 --> 05:41:28,080 part of the internet and some part of their purchasing experience um that number should 5724 05:41:28,080 --> 05:41:36,240 try ads after you at 75 80 easily um as a matter of fact there's a quote from one of the uh the big 5725 05:41:36,240 --> 05:41:41,760 three executives on that um that said that one day the last dumb car buyer is going to come walking 5726 05:41:41,760 --> 05:41:48,000 through our door um this is a published quotation such contempt for the customers there somebody from 5727 05:41:48,000 --> 05:41:53,280 chrysler and and they're right i mean with with all the information that's available on the internet 5728 05:41:53,280 --> 05:41:57,680 instantaneously for anyone who just wants to go on and look it doesn't make any sense not to use the 5729 05:41:57,680 --> 05:42:11,200 internet when you're when you're buying something as expensive as a car peter you are the proprietor of 5730 05:42:11,200 --> 05:42:17,200 virtual vineyards which i think was certainly one of the first peter wine stores and i i have to admit i am 5731 05:42:17,200 --> 05:42:25,520 not a wine connoisseur uh my you are a wine man probably a ripping out of the look at that it's the cardigan 5732 05:42:25,520 --> 05:42:32,640 slung over the shoulder that really does bring the wine out in the situation not only the wine colored 5733 05:42:32,640 --> 05:42:41,040 shirt as well this guy is pure grape caps and boone's farm something like that um pop top exactly now now 5734 05:42:41,040 --> 05:42:46,000 now my first perception you know the internet you sort of think computer savvy almost computer geek 5735 05:42:46,560 --> 05:42:53,440 are computer geeks buying fine wines online yes they are they are but in the first well we've been out 5736 05:42:53,440 --> 05:42:59,040 there since january 95 so that first year a lot of technical people a lot of engineers back in the dark 5737 05:42:59,040 --> 05:43:03,920 ages of the internet a lot of very computer savvy individuals but now of course the customer base is 5738 05:43:03,920 --> 05:43:11,440 much broader and as the internet becomes mainstream it's only becoming more so okay so now a novice like 5739 05:43:11,440 --> 05:43:16,640 me goes on what kind of information are we going to find on on your site that i maybe couldn't get going 5740 05:43:16,640 --> 05:43:22,320 into the local whiskey jug wine jug shop right well depending on what part of the country you're in 5741 05:43:22,320 --> 05:43:28,560 your selection is more or less limited uh in in california as an example there are actually over 900 wineries 5742 05:43:28,560 --> 05:43:32,400 which is something most consumers don't realize and you're based in california we're based right here in 5743 05:43:32,400 --> 05:43:37,760 california plus i have been a professional buyer in the wine business for nearly 20 years oh okay so 5744 05:43:37,760 --> 05:43:44,240 i know a lot of these producers many of them are very small of that 900 at least half are 5 000 case 5745 05:43:44,240 --> 05:43:51,120 range which is very small in the context of the wine business okay beautiful angle that just makes you feel 5746 05:43:51,120 --> 05:43:58,640 like something untoward is happening i love these angles they really are the heartbeat of the show okay so 5747 05:43:58,640 --> 05:44:04,720 first of all we offer an interesting selection that's very carefully selected everything is tasted prior to 5748 05:44:04,720 --> 05:44:10,560 making a decision whether to present it or not third man indeed carol reed an important part of my job 5749 05:44:10,560 --> 05:44:16,640 oblique um everyone envies that part i was gonna say just drinking in the internet and look at that sensual 5750 05:44:16,640 --> 05:44:23,680 little situation affectatious flick of his earlobe with the pinky to really show that he's in control of 5751 05:44:23,680 --> 05:44:28,000 the situation let's see that and slow it down with some ominous tunes please 5752 05:44:40,000 --> 05:45:03,440 okay no no you don't no you don't you little bugger then beautiful stuff 5753 05:45:08,000 --> 05:45:12,720 right well drinking and driving drinking the internet i the bad news is that i actually have to 5754 05:45:12,720 --> 05:45:19,440 spit as part of part of this evaluation that really puts people off um but then when you look at the 5755 05:45:19,440 --> 05:45:25,360 present presentation and the selections the bottom line is i have to spit that's what he said selection 5756 05:45:25,360 --> 05:45:30,720 is much greater than you would get in a typical or conventional retail setting you're not a swallower 5757 05:45:30,720 --> 05:45:37,280 no i'm not the wine we give you background on the producer we often make pairings food pairing suggestions okay 5758 05:45:37,280 --> 05:45:41,360 and many of those are actually tied to the specialty foods portfolio as well so you're you're not only 5759 05:45:41,360 --> 05:45:47,440 offering wine but you're on no carefully selected gourmet and specialty foods and also some accessories 5760 05:45:47,440 --> 05:45:54,880 too glassware things like that that are that are related to the enjoyment and the use of of the food 5761 05:45:54,880 --> 05:46:00,080 products and uh enjoyment so i could go on there and really impress my girlfriend with a fancy dinner 5762 05:46:00,080 --> 05:46:05,680 and show up with i think so i think so there's also you know question and answer feature of the site as well 5763 05:46:05,680 --> 05:46:10,640 ask the cork dork oh i saw that actually i identified when i saw the name cork dork that's probably me so 5764 05:46:10,640 --> 05:46:16,080 you'd be surprised how many email questions we've got from the cork dork is after you i'm planning a 5765 05:46:16,080 --> 05:46:21,120 great dinner it's got to be a special occasion i've got everything else picked out help me select the 5766 05:46:21,120 --> 05:46:27,200 wine help me plan the menu or i have an old bottle of something that was given to me or i bought at auction 5767 05:46:27,200 --> 05:46:32,640 in my cellar help me figure out what to do with this is it ready to drink is it not and the cork dork is 5768 05:46:32,640 --> 05:46:36,480 the one who will answer that answers all those questions okay now that actually brings up a point 5769 05:46:36,480 --> 05:46:43,680 i also saw that you guys offer a a wine course that actually comes with a selection of wines how does that 5770 05:46:43,680 --> 05:46:49,360 how does that work well i would like to think that that virtual vineyards is is part education uh and and 5771 05:46:49,360 --> 05:46:56,400 part just a great retail place to middle finger play the educational component uh is very important we um 5772 05:46:56,960 --> 05:47:03,520 working with digital think which is a small startup digital online education company they're completely 5773 05:47:03,520 --> 05:47:11,280 committed to web-based education okay we do a great job of designing the the um process that the that the 5774 05:47:11,280 --> 05:47:17,040 student goes through and you and you guys actually send us a case of wine is it well they came to us and 5775 05:47:17,040 --> 05:47:22,000 said would you help us design a course because tim gazer and i who do all the wine writing for virtual 5776 05:47:22,000 --> 05:47:26,880 vineyards i have both have a lot of experience teaching and so we put together an education a a 5777 05:47:26,880 --> 05:47:32,800 course as an introduction to wine tasting and then as an adjunct to that there's a case a mixed case of 5778 05:47:32,800 --> 05:47:37,840 wine available virtual vineyards to help you uh as you go through the course well i'm going to go order 5779 05:47:37,840 --> 05:47:43,760 this case of wine and then try it out i'll let you know how it comes out all right let me know well i don't know 5780 05:47:43,760 --> 05:47:48,560 what you thought but you know a lot of the experts on the net are saying online shop love the breakdown 5781 05:47:48,560 --> 05:47:53,520 at the end of the episode the little fucking friends together recapping what went on well i don't know 5782 05:47:53,520 --> 05:47:58,960 what you thought about that but i really enjoyed such and such yeah i mean you made some really valid points 5783 05:47:58,960 --> 05:48:03,520 i mean who'd have thought in the 21st century you're gonna be buying your wine online right i mean 5784 05:48:03,520 --> 05:48:09,520 makes sense right okay jane what about you yeah i really learned a lot today i think that such and such went 5785 05:48:09,520 --> 05:48:14,320 like this xyz all right thanks very much okay see you later 5786 05:48:14,320 --> 05:48:20,960 do let me know let me know well i don't know what you thought but you know a lot of the experts 5787 05:48:20,960 --> 05:48:25,360 on the net are saying online shopping e-commerce is really what the killer apple that's going to be so 5788 05:48:25,360 --> 05:48:29,600 this is probably very important stuff we talked about tonight so what did you think though about 5789 05:48:29,600 --> 05:48:34,320 the sites you saw like auto by telephor jane well i like the concept of of getting rid of that nasty 5790 05:48:34,320 --> 05:48:38,960 experience she did like the concept thank you very much leading the charge and spying it like auto by 5791 05:48:38,960 --> 05:48:44,480 telephor jane well i like the concept of of getting rid of that nasty experience buying a you know not 5792 05:48:44,480 --> 05:48:49,360 having to deal with the car floor sales right so that was really good i also i think that the net guide 5793 05:48:49,360 --> 05:48:52,720 was really interesting in that it showed you some of the hot sites so if you haven't thought about 5794 05:48:52,720 --> 05:48:57,760 doing online shopping before it's a great introduction to some of the places you can save time and are you 5795 05:48:57,760 --> 05:49:03,760 going to go to an online auction now well you know i buying wine buying wine online was a lot of stuff stews 5796 05:49:04,720 --> 05:49:11,360 eyes there when he said that are you going to go to an online is it robert devries is stuart devries 5797 05:49:11,360 --> 05:49:16,720 can't even remember the name andrew devries look at stew's face here it's are you going to go to an 5798 05:49:16,720 --> 05:49:28,720 online wine auction this bill you cheeky stewart it's a cheeky cheeky stew it's a collector's edition how about 5799 05:49:28,720 --> 05:49:35,120 you thank you very much sir ours he seems to know his way buying wine on buying wine online was okay 5800 05:49:35,680 --> 05:49:44,080 wine online was okay but z auction really had a zing to it it was kind of like you know gambling when 5801 05:49:44,080 --> 05:49:48,480 you're suddenly thinking wow i almost could win something big here okay well that was kind of like 5802 05:49:48,480 --> 05:49:53,280 that you know or well lose but you know you're not going to lose there chances are you're going to win 5803 05:49:53,280 --> 05:49:58,560 a lot of really good equipment at some good prices so it was it was good the thing i liked about the 5804 05:49:58,560 --> 05:50:03,280 guy i talked to at compare.net is you know you really it's hard to get information when you're out there 5805 05:50:03,280 --> 05:50:06,640 shopping the real world this is really to help you when you walk into the store to walk in and be an 5806 05:50:06,640 --> 05:50:10,960 intelligent shopper so you can talk intelligently to the salesman and really get the best deal on what 5807 05:50:10,960 --> 05:50:16,080 you want so i think there's a very good use of the net all right that's online shopping all right here 5808 05:50:16,080 --> 05:50:23,360 again next week at the internet cafe the internet cafe is brought to you by z auction the live online 5809 05:50:23,360 --> 05:50:32,320 shopping experience additional funding from pc connection and mac connection the catalog and online 5810 05:50:32,320 --> 05:50:40,480 superstore with pc and mac products toll-free technical support and overnight delivery and by windows magazine 5811 05:50:40,480 --> 05:50:47,040 delivering desktop enterprise and internet computing news reviews features and how to's for a windows 5812 05:50:47,040 --> 05:50:54,640 world because the world runs on windows additional funding from soft source incorporated publishers of 5813 05:50:54,640 --> 05:51:02,000 pro one software educational software for young adults you're not a serial killer no i'm not you're not 5814 05:51:02,000 --> 05:51:22,400 playing silent hill 3 again are you yes i am call toll free 1 888 310 7850 please specify the show number and the topic 5815 05:51:22,400 --> 05:51:48,260 Shocking fists, sweaty hands, digital dreams, digital nightmares. 5816 05:51:48,260 --> 05:52:17,280 What was I on there? Was I on four? I've been on four. Was it five that I was on after the... What was the last one I was on there? I'm on fourth. Okay, yeah, so I got a five. Solid Serpent, thank you very much. Depeche mustard. 5817 05:52:17,280 --> 05:52:42,380 Depeche mustard. Best save's gone. They could fucking crash it. Digital dystopia. Digital Jessup. 5818 05:52:42,380 --> 05:53:01,100 Oh, fuck. I'm gonna get this nailed now, before bed. 5819 05:53:01,100 --> 05:53:18,860 It's a slob. It's one of those globulous slobs. A glob slobber 5000. It's a crawler. Fuck you. 5820 05:53:22,860 --> 05:53:37,080 Have you tried upping the internal resolution on PCSX2? I have not. How would you do that in internal resolution? How would you go about doing that? What's that under? If I go into settings, is it under graphics or emulation? 5821 05:53:49,080 --> 05:54:01,740 and the tab then I'm looking for is internal resolution fuck man I don't I 5822 05:54:01,740 --> 05:54:05,640 really don't know what I'm fucking doing press the button on the wall there so 5823 05:54:05,640 --> 05:54:08,320 the resolution 5824 05:54:18,140 --> 05:54:24,320 they've weirdly I mean I I turned off the fucking filter set it to three by 5825 05:54:24,320 --> 05:54:26,860 native 5826 05:54:32,460 --> 05:54:37,880 three by native what the internal resolution native said it's a three by 5827 05:54:37,880 --> 05:54:45,900 native okay I've done that 5828 05:54:47,200 --> 05:54:54,580 yeah dracon it's done anything though I don't think it's done anything 5829 05:54:54,580 --> 05:55:12,960 oh it fucking does oh man this is a new game nice 5830 05:55:12,960 --> 05:55:34,340 solid serpent look at this oh man what was I at playing the fucking can't believe I played about four hours of this in shite res 5831 05:55:34,340 --> 05:55:51,720 I believe that now people might have tuned in thinking I can't believe he's playing a rubbish looking old game 5832 05:55:51,720 --> 05:56:11,100 this is class that point are off the screen there the game sound is very low okay I turn that down actually intentionally 5833 05:56:11,100 --> 05:56:19,480 I can still hear another creepus creepus crawless demenus 5834 05:56:19,480 --> 05:56:21,480 Demenus. 5835 05:56:40,480 --> 05:56:42,480 Who do these people think they are? 5836 05:56:42,480 --> 05:56:44,480 Nintendo Game Boy! 5837 05:56:47,480 --> 05:56:49,480 That was the right corridor to be in. 5838 05:56:49,480 --> 05:56:52,480 I just need to fucking face the fear. 5839 05:56:53,480 --> 05:56:56,480 Wow, imagine playing it at this res back in the day. 5840 05:56:56,480 --> 05:56:58,480 I would not have given up. 5841 05:56:58,480 --> 05:57:00,480 Because it just looked so nice. 5842 05:57:00,480 --> 05:57:02,480 And Crispy is right. 5843 05:57:02,480 --> 05:57:06,480 And this isn't like texture replacement or any of that business. 5844 05:57:06,480 --> 05:57:11,480 This is just playing it in a higher res. 5845 05:57:12,480 --> 05:57:22,480 I wonder if when they developed this game out in Japan, those crazy guys out there in Japan, when they were making it, were they seeing this? 5846 05:57:22,480 --> 05:57:24,480 This crispiness? 5847 05:57:25,480 --> 05:57:29,480 It's just that they had to be squashed down to fit onto a PS2 disc. 5848 05:57:30,480 --> 05:57:31,480 Or to play on their engine. 5849 05:57:32,480 --> 05:57:33,480 They weren't. 5850 05:57:33,480 --> 05:57:35,480 How weren't they seeing this crisp? 5851 05:57:36,480 --> 05:57:40,480 If this is what's already there, how were they not seeing this crisp? 5852 05:57:43,480 --> 05:57:45,480 They were on their developers' unit. 5853 05:57:45,480 --> 05:57:46,480 Fuck. 5854 05:57:49,480 --> 05:57:52,480 You're just explaining it on a 3D higher scale than usual. 5855 05:57:52,480 --> 05:58:02,480 This is upscaling. 5856 05:58:02,480 --> 05:58:05,480 What's going on, man? 5857 05:58:05,480 --> 05:58:11,480 I'm just talking about the absolute depravity of that look. 5858 05:58:11,480 --> 05:58:20,480 I mean, you really get to see it all in its splendor, you know, in the 1080p. 5859 05:58:20,480 --> 05:58:21,480 That's fucked up. 5860 05:58:29,480 --> 05:58:34,480 This would have come out maybe a year before Snake Eater. 5861 05:58:35,480 --> 05:58:42,480 And I wonder, maybe Snake Eater looks good as well, but there would probably be no point playing that now if Delta is going to be out at some stage. 5862 05:58:43,480 --> 05:58:46,480 And the only... 5863 05:58:46,480 --> 05:58:47,480 Oh, we heard someone going... 5864 05:58:48,480 --> 05:58:52,480 What's this look? 5865 05:58:52,480 --> 05:58:53,480 It's like a sheet. 5866 05:58:53,480 --> 05:58:55,480 I need to break it with something. 5867 05:58:57,480 --> 05:59:00,480 But the only thing putting me up playing the Metal Gear is that... 5868 05:59:00,480 --> 05:59:02,480 I just don't know if it's worth... 5869 05:59:04,480 --> 05:59:06,480 Would people be arseeing all those cutscenes? 5870 05:59:06,480 --> 05:59:08,480 But I think they'd be quite funny, you know? 5871 05:59:08,480 --> 05:59:10,480 Like, to laugh at how shit those cutscenes are. 5872 05:59:12,480 --> 05:59:14,480 It's just a different taste. 5873 05:59:14,480 --> 05:59:15,480 Taste. 5874 05:59:32,480 --> 05:59:34,480 You see an ocelot do that meow thing. 5875 05:59:35,480 --> 05:59:36,480 Fucking cringe. 5876 05:59:37,480 --> 05:59:38,480 There's a lot of, uh... 5877 05:59:39,480 --> 05:59:43,480 Cringe in Snake Eater and 4 is complete cringe. 5878 05:59:43,480 --> 05:59:48,480 5, there's cringe in it, but it makes up for it by changing the whole game. 5879 05:59:49,480 --> 05:59:53,480 The game was completely changed and revamped in a way I hadn't seen before. 5880 05:59:54,480 --> 05:59:56,480 But the ocelot meow is... 5881 05:59:57,480 --> 05:59:58,480 It's... 5882 05:59:58,480 --> 05:59:59,480 It's insane. 5883 05:59:59,480 --> 06:00:00,480 What was that about? 5884 06:00:00,480 --> 06:00:01,480 And what were they thinking? 5885 06:00:01,480 --> 06:00:02,480 Did they laugh when they saw that? 5886 06:00:02,480 --> 06:00:03,480 Because I laughed, like... 5887 06:00:04,480 --> 06:00:06,480 They must have laughed when people first saw that. 5888 06:00:07,480 --> 06:00:08,480 And look at how holy this is. 5889 06:00:08,480 --> 06:00:09,480 Holy night. 5890 06:00:09,480 --> 06:00:10,480 Flames purifies all. 5891 06:00:10,480 --> 06:00:11,480 By these remains may a person find the road to paradise. 5892 06:00:11,480 --> 06:00:12,480 I've seen this picture before. 5893 06:00:12,480 --> 06:00:13,480 I know well who you are. 5894 06:00:13,480 --> 06:00:14,480 No wait, I've seen... 5895 06:00:14,480 --> 06:00:15,480 I've never seen it, but I do know it somehow. 5896 06:00:15,480 --> 06:00:20,640 Flames purifies all. By these remains may a person find the road to paradise. 5897 06:00:21,520 --> 06:00:24,840 I've seen this picture before. I know well who you are. 5898 06:00:25,120 --> 06:00:28,080 No wait, I've never seen it, but I do know it somehow. 5899 06:00:28,080 --> 06:00:36,080 Wow. 5900 06:00:36,080 --> 06:00:38,080 Wow. 5901 06:00:38,080 --> 06:00:40,080 Wow. 5902 06:00:40,080 --> 06:00:42,080 Wow. 5903 06:00:58,080 --> 06:01:04,080 Strange picture. What have I got though? I've got some stuff in the fucking back pocket, no doubt. 5904 06:01:04,080 --> 06:01:14,080 So I still have the pork liver, the oxydol, and the matches. I wonder do you set fire to that picture? 5905 06:01:21,080 --> 06:01:23,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 5906 06:01:23,480 --> 06:01:27,040 You do, Frank, you do, you do, you do, Frank, you do, you do. 5907 06:01:30,780 --> 06:01:31,840 Maybe just use them. 5908 06:01:36,880 --> 06:01:39,160 Picture will burn, but the match goes out too quickly, 5909 06:01:39,280 --> 06:01:42,560 so you combine it with the corsadol or the fucking oxadol. 5910 06:01:43,600 --> 06:01:44,760 Corsadil mouthwash. 5911 06:01:48,280 --> 06:01:48,720 Huh? 5912 06:01:48,720 --> 06:01:50,720 Yeah. 5913 06:02:00,000 --> 06:02:03,840 Maybe a poor corsadil over the fucking thing. 5914 06:02:13,720 --> 06:02:14,320 Hmm. 5915 06:02:14,320 --> 06:02:14,380 Hmm. 5916 06:02:14,380 --> 06:02:21,560 Combine it with the pork liver. 5917 06:02:23,220 --> 06:02:24,740 You're gonna tell more lies. 5918 06:02:35,160 --> 06:02:43,520 Maybe I need to, uh, douse a rag or something and throw it into the fucking yoke, because it doesn't make sense. 5919 06:02:48,200 --> 06:02:49,600 I need to find a rag. 5920 06:03:01,280 --> 06:03:02,840 Holy fuck, imagine though. 5921 06:03:02,840 --> 06:03:09,980 I just thought about the entire back catalogue of PlayStation 2 titles that could look amazing now with this. 5922 06:03:12,560 --> 06:03:14,760 Well, I mean, I say the entire back catalogue. 5923 06:03:14,840 --> 06:03:16,960 There's probably only a few that I'd like to play, you know. 5924 06:03:20,560 --> 06:03:22,400 I wonder what the getaway would look like now. 5925 06:03:25,400 --> 06:03:34,000 Because, uh, I tested the latest PCSX2 emulator, and there was, all the cutscenes ran smooth. 5926 06:03:34,000 --> 06:03:39,600 Remember like before, it did sound like they'd, they were going really slow. 5927 06:03:46,080 --> 06:03:46,580 Uh. 5928 06:03:54,880 --> 06:03:55,280 Okay. 5929 06:04:01,760 --> 06:04:03,440 But they're not, but anyway, I was playing it. 5930 06:04:03,440 --> 06:04:04,200 They're not slow anymore. 5931 06:04:04,200 --> 06:04:07,080 I wonder once you've upscaled it, what's it gonna look like? 5932 06:04:07,080 --> 06:04:08,040 It's probably gonna be class. 5933 06:04:09,480 --> 06:04:12,120 I, it might even be worth starting from the beginning again. 5934 06:04:22,920 --> 06:04:26,800 Sorry, I just wanna see what the film, what else I have on my inventory. 5935 06:04:35,400 --> 06:04:36,680 Shadow of the Colossus. 5936 06:04:37,080 --> 06:04:41,000 Didn't they, uh, re-vamp that for PlayStation 4? 5937 06:04:46,920 --> 06:04:47,720 Aw, I'm not. 5938 06:04:47,720 --> 06:04:48,200 I'm not. 5939 06:04:48,200 --> 06:04:50,840 Uh, uh, uh, uh, picture of game then. 5940 06:04:53,640 --> 06:04:55,720 Sixth, I haven't been up to the sixth floor. 5941 06:04:57,160 --> 06:05:01,160 Less is a rag that I need to acquire on the sixth floor, then use that in the bucket. 5942 06:05:05,000 --> 06:05:05,640 I'm not. 5943 06:05:05,640 --> 06:05:06,200 I'm not. 5944 06:05:06,200 --> 06:05:06,840 I'm not. 5945 06:05:06,840 --> 06:05:07,480 I'm not. 5946 06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480 I'm not. 5947 06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480 I'm not. 5948 06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480 I'm not. 5949 06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480 I'm not. 5950 06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:36,480 *Gunshot* 5951 06:05:36,480 --> 06:05:38,480 *Gunshot* 5952 06:05:38,480 --> 06:05:40,480 *Gunshot* 5953 06:05:40,480 --> 06:05:42,480 *Gunshot* 5954 06:05:42,480 --> 06:05:44,480 *Gunshot* 5955 06:05:44,480 --> 06:05:46,480 *Gunshot* 5956 06:05:46,480 --> 06:05:48,480 *Gunshot* 5957 06:05:48,480 --> 06:05:50,480 *Gunshot* 5958 06:05:50,480 --> 06:05:52,480 *Gunshot* 5959 06:05:52,480 --> 06:05:54,480 *Gunshot* 5960 06:05:54,480 --> 06:05:59,480 Is it weird? I know what you're on about. I downloaded it. I think you might have mentioned it in Idil there a long time ago. 5961 06:05:59,480 --> 06:06:02,480 I downloaded it and I started playing it like two years ago. 5962 06:06:02,480 --> 06:06:07,480 And I was thinking, I kept playing it for a couple of hours. 5963 06:06:07,480 --> 06:06:13,480 And I was thinking, I don't know if I'd like to stream it or what, but I kept playing it. 5964 06:06:13,480 --> 06:06:18,480 But so maybe it's worth playing again now in upscaled mode as well. It is weird. It is fucking weird. 5965 06:06:18,480 --> 06:06:21,480 It's made by Square Enix. 5966 06:06:21,480 --> 06:06:22,480 *Gunshot* 5967 06:06:22,480 --> 06:06:23,480 *Gunshot* 5968 06:06:23,480 --> 06:06:24,480 *Gunshot* 5969 06:06:24,480 --> 06:06:25,480 *Gunshot* 5970 06:06:25,480 --> 06:06:26,480 *Gunshot* 5971 06:06:26,480 --> 06:06:35,120 and it's very nonsensical and odd and it's like a japanese take on an old german town 5972 06:06:44,960 --> 06:06:46,080 shadow of memories 5973 06:06:53,840 --> 06:07:00,240 aren't going in places i've been in before here just so i got this is where i got the matches 5974 06:07:01,200 --> 06:07:07,360 there's something i'm not doing about that um the picture room unless i set fire to the pork 5975 06:07:07,360 --> 06:07:21,360 maybe i combine the course of doll with the pork and then i set the pork on fire 5976 06:07:21,360 --> 06:07:34,480 i think that was the thing i got annoyed that i had to keep on going back and redoing certain 5977 06:07:34,480 --> 06:07:44,000 elements but i mean that could be interesting 5978 06:07:48,000 --> 06:07:48,960 lovely pipe 5979 06:07:51,360 --> 06:08:01,520 did i try this door 5980 06:08:01,520 --> 06:08:15,360 what the 5981 06:08:29,040 --> 06:08:40,960 what the 5982 06:08:55,680 --> 06:09:14,080 what not it's not gonna combine the three oh yeah oh yeah 5983 06:09:24,960 --> 06:09:40,320 maybe the cut scenes are upscaled as well they look crispier 5984 06:09:40,320 --> 06:10:08,160 you can see that the clarity of that now 5985 06:10:08,160 --> 06:10:09,160 No. 5986 06:10:09,160 --> 06:10:10,160 No. 5987 06:10:10,160 --> 06:10:11,160 No. 5988 06:10:11,160 --> 06:10:12,160 No. 5989 06:10:12,160 --> 06:10:13,160 No. 5990 06:10:13,160 --> 06:10:14,160 No. 5991 06:10:14,160 --> 06:10:15,160 No. 5992 06:10:15,160 --> 06:10:16,160 No. 5993 06:10:16,160 --> 06:10:17,160 No. 5994 06:10:17,160 --> 06:10:18,160 No. 5995 06:10:18,160 --> 06:10:19,160 No. 5996 06:10:19,160 --> 06:10:20,160 No. 5997 06:10:20,160 --> 06:10:21,160 No. 5998 06:10:21,160 --> 06:10:22,160 No. 5999 06:10:22,160 --> 06:10:23,160 No. 6000 06:10:23,160 --> 06:10:50,160 *door creaks open* 6001 06:10:50,160 --> 06:10:52,160 *door creaks open* 6002 06:10:52,160 --> 06:10:53,160 Oh fuck off! 6003 06:10:53,160 --> 06:10:55,160 *Gunshot* 6004 06:10:55,160 --> 06:10:57,160 *Gunshot* 6005 06:10:57,160 --> 06:11:24,640 Oh my god. 6006 06:11:24,640 --> 06:11:31,640 Fucking pipe the wood. Look at his face, he's got little teeth and everything. 6007 06:11:31,640 --> 06:11:38,640 Bamboozled by these lads. 6008 06:11:38,640 --> 06:11:45,640 Oh my god. 6009 06:11:45,640 --> 06:11:52,640 Oh my god. 6010 06:11:52,640 --> 06:11:59,640 Oh my god. 6011 06:11:59,640 --> 06:12:05,640 Oh my god. 6012 06:12:05,640 --> 06:12:12,640 He's alive. 6013 06:12:12,640 --> 06:12:19,640 Oh my god. 6014 06:12:19,640 --> 06:12:27,640 Needs to run away man, I can't get away. 6015 06:12:27,640 --> 06:12:34,640 Oh for fuck's sake. 6016 06:12:34,640 --> 06:12:41,640 Get to fucking sleep you dirt. 6017 06:12:41,640 --> 06:12:49,640 They're not really inflicting much damage, they're just annoying and they take a lot of fucking bullets and power to kill. 6018 06:12:49,640 --> 06:13:08,640 I actually need to go back into that corridor. There's loads of rooms there look. One on the left. 6019 06:13:08,640 --> 06:13:11,640 One on the left. 6020 06:13:11,640 --> 06:13:23,640 Oh my god. One on the left. Two on the left. 6021 06:13:23,640 --> 06:13:36,520 *Pewilding* 6022 06:13:36,520 --> 06:13:38,520 *Sigh* 6023 06:13:38,520 --> 06:13:40,520 *Gunshot* 6024 06:13:40,520 --> 06:13:42,520 *Gunshot* 6025 06:13:42,520 --> 06:13:44,520 *Sigh* 6026 06:13:44,520 --> 06:13:46,520 *Sigh* 6027 06:13:46,520 --> 06:14:10,520 *TOMPEO* 6028 06:14:10,520 --> 06:14:18,520 Ohhhhhhhhhhh, absolutely unbelievable shit scary. 6029 06:14:23,520 --> 06:14:24,520 What a twat. 6030 06:14:25,520 --> 06:14:27,520 Thanks very much there, Gaz. 6031 06:14:33,520 --> 06:14:36,520 He waited there for years to do that. 6032 06:14:39,520 --> 06:14:41,520 Oh fuck off. 6033 06:14:50,520 --> 06:14:52,520 What a shit bedroom. 6034 06:15:04,520 --> 06:15:08,520 Oh man, it's fucking painful. The soundscape is painful. 6035 06:15:08,520 --> 06:15:23,520 What did I even get? Oh he's still alive! He's still alive! I woke it up, I should have just left him alone. 6036 06:15:28,520 --> 06:15:33,520 Look at his little arse. If I get a gun out there, stop fucking wasting all my... 6037 06:15:33,520 --> 06:15:34,520 Oh fuck. 6038 06:15:37,520 --> 06:15:38,520 Oh fuck. 6039 06:15:46,520 --> 06:15:47,520 Does it ever end? 6040 06:15:53,520 --> 06:15:54,520 Ah, you cunt. 6041 06:16:04,520 --> 06:16:09,520 I don't like these guys. I don't like these guys. 6042 06:16:10,520 --> 06:16:12,520 These is not nice man. 6043 06:16:13,520 --> 06:16:15,520 That back there was not... 6044 06:16:16,520 --> 06:16:18,520 He was not fucking nice man, that man. 6045 06:16:19,520 --> 06:16:20,520 He was not good. 6046 06:16:21,520 --> 06:16:44,620 That is nasty man back, that one. It's not fucking nice at all. No, no. Yes, he need to die. He need to die. 6047 06:16:44,620 --> 06:17:06,620 Nobody move please. They're going back to Silent Hill. Just stay quiet. 6048 06:17:10,620 --> 06:17:15,620 Oh my god, again, every fucking room you go through, you're going to leave the house there. 6049 06:17:24,620 --> 06:17:32,620 I must have, I missed a tip there. Cosmic Spanner, thank you very much for the tip. I missed you there when you did a tip. 6050 06:17:32,620 --> 06:17:36,620 And there's a bit of peace and quiet now in this room, thank fuck. 6051 06:17:39,620 --> 06:17:43,620 The lamp shining on some old silver coins. I know I've seen before. 6052 06:17:51,620 --> 06:17:58,620 I got one earlier so I shouldn't really take any more. I mean, I'm no thief. I might act like one now and then, haha. 6053 06:17:58,620 --> 06:17:59,620 Though. 6054 06:18:07,620 --> 06:18:12,620 The sense of foreboding and fucking unrelenting pain. 6055 06:18:12,620 --> 06:18:14,620 It's just... 6056 06:18:15,620 --> 06:18:17,620 As I said, unrelenting. It's... 6057 06:18:18,620 --> 06:18:20,620 And now we've got a bit of text on a wall and a vending machine as well. 6058 06:18:20,620 --> 06:18:24,620 Maybe a can of coke or something to keep the spiderwebs at play. 6059 06:18:25,620 --> 06:18:29,620 There's something written on the wall. Thus one's life turns to riches. 6060 06:18:30,620 --> 06:18:34,620 What was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book. 6061 06:18:35,620 --> 06:18:37,620 Yet faith hath no price. 6062 06:18:38,620 --> 06:18:40,620 Ah, but do people know this? 6063 06:18:46,620 --> 06:18:47,620 So, uh... 6064 06:18:47,620 --> 06:18:47,620 What was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book. 6065 06:18:47,620 --> 06:18:48,620 It's just a plain old vending machine. 6066 06:18:48,620 --> 06:18:49,620 This one's selling canned drinks. 6067 06:18:49,620 --> 06:18:50,620 Come to think of it, I'm kinda thirsty. 6068 06:18:50,620 --> 06:18:53,620 I'd feel weird drinking anything sold in a place like this, though. 6069 06:18:53,620 --> 06:18:55,620 So, uh, sorry, just to refresh. What the fuck was said there? There's something in the wall. 6070 06:18:55,620 --> 06:18:56,620 This one's life turns to riches. 6071 06:18:56,620 --> 06:18:57,620 What was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book. 6072 06:18:57,620 --> 06:18:58,620 Yeah. 6073 06:18:58,620 --> 06:18:59,620 Faith hath no price. 6074 06:18:59,620 --> 06:19:00,620 But do people know this? 6075 06:19:00,620 --> 06:19:01,620 So, uh, what was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book. 6076 06:19:01,620 --> 06:19:02,620 Yeah. 6077 06:19:02,620 --> 06:19:03,620 Faith hath no price. 6078 06:19:03,620 --> 06:19:04,620 But do people know this? 6079 06:19:04,620 --> 06:19:07,620 So, uh, what was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book. 6080 06:19:07,620 --> 06:19:08,620 Yeah. 6081 06:19:08,620 --> 06:19:17,580 in a book yeah faith have no price but do people know this so what was the number of coins is now 6082 06:19:17,580 --> 06:19:24,380 written in a book standard coins forget about it don't need any more coins 6083 06:19:27,340 --> 06:19:33,180 what's with the coins silver coin about the size of a quarter i get the feeling it's really old 6084 06:19:35,500 --> 06:19:43,900 why the would you put that coin in try that room back there i'm gonna kill this jessup out here this 6085 06:19:43,900 --> 06:19:49,020 little oh will i just i'll just go past him just go past him don't need to waste my time with these 6086 06:19:49,020 --> 06:20:04,380 guys wasting my hard gained ammunition hard got you you're wrong and you've got a bad life 6087 06:20:04,380 --> 06:20:11,340 you've got a bad situation going on and you need help and left through there 6088 06:20:13,340 --> 06:20:16,940 left through there and then maybe into that little room up there 6089 06:20:18,620 --> 06:20:21,500 oh no not the dogs they've got the dogs out 6090 06:20:26,700 --> 06:20:27,260 more of you 6091 06:20:30,780 --> 06:20:35,660 you're really stressed right now really fucking stressed 6092 06:20:41,660 --> 06:20:50,620 okay 6093 06:20:50,620 --> 06:20:50,620 so 6094 06:20:50,620 --> 06:21:03,580 vending machine use the coin in the fucking vending machine 6095 06:21:03,580 --> 06:21:16,380 she's got underpants on them she's got really rubbish underwear 6096 06:21:21,980 --> 06:21:24,540 they must reanimate they must fucking respawn 6097 06:21:24,540 --> 06:21:33,020 the dirt collection of dirts 6098 06:21:38,460 --> 06:21:42,700 why did i not know that it's like i just took for granted when she said i wouldn't like to drink 6099 06:21:42,700 --> 06:21:47,500 anything from this i just thought that there's no point with that then it was very prominently placed 6100 06:21:47,500 --> 06:22:10,460 life insurance 6101 06:22:10,460 --> 06:22:22,780 the zurich key dot ie 6102 06:22:27,900 --> 06:22:40,300 where the fuck is that gonna go then that's uh that might unlock the uh the room the um 6103 06:22:42,060 --> 06:22:45,020 brian eno fucking law firm room maybe 6104 06:22:49,180 --> 06:22:53,020 would i be right in saying that 6105 06:22:53,020 --> 06:23:07,500 elberton life insurance 6106 06:23:13,500 --> 06:23:17,100 oh fuck i don't know my brain has gone a little bit septic there and i need to get some 6107 06:23:19,020 --> 06:23:21,580 sleep i suppose so i will resume this 6108 06:23:22,460 --> 06:23:24,140 on the morrow but i will uh 6109 06:23:26,460 --> 06:23:31,180 say thank you very much for joining us on this situation we've got the life insurance key let's 6110 06:23:31,180 --> 06:23:35,660 just say look we've got that in the bag that's fine that's going nowhere 6111 06:23:41,020 --> 06:23:41,740 back off 6112 06:23:45,260 --> 06:23:48,620 that's going nowhere we've got that in the satchel okay 6113 06:23:53,500 --> 06:24:07,660 where did i fucking put the thing there 6114 06:24:07,660 --> 06:24:20,140 that's in the satchel 6115 06:24:20,140 --> 06:24:22,540 that's in the satchel 6116 06:24:24,380 --> 06:24:29,340 i'll say good night and god bless thank you very much for uh tuning in thank you very much for the 6117 06:24:29,340 --> 06:24:37,500 tips and cd-rom thank you very much apologies that i could not deliver on the 700 situation i don't even 6118 06:24:37,500 --> 06:24:43,980 know why i said 700 it's an arbitrary number but who knows maybe next time with the space i've got there 6119 06:24:43,980 --> 06:24:49,980 i could cook up something good maybe this could be the situation room i don't need to have a separate 6120 06:24:49,980 --> 06:24:57,100 room anymore you know maybe this could be the situation room i just i've been thinking outside of the box 6121 06:24:58,460 --> 06:25:02,940 i've been thinking inside the box but i need to create another fucking box so i can think outside 6122 06:25:04,940 --> 06:25:11,980 and we also know there are no and thank you very much aldi socks and things we do not know very very kind of you there 6123 06:25:13,980 --> 06:25:18,460 uh everybody have a good night 6124 06:25:18,460 --> 06:25:20,460 and all the best 6125 06:25:20,460 --> 06:25:30,940 back streets back yeah 6126 06:25:30,940 --> 06:25:39,420 yeah 6127 06:25:39,420 --> 06:25:45,420 where is he he's not on my fucking screen then 6128 06:25:45,420 --> 06:25:57,900 you better be here 6129 06:25:57,900 --> 06:26:01,900 yeah 6130 06:26:01,900 --> 06:26:18,380 rock your body right 6131 06:26:18,380 --> 06:26:22,840 Rock your body right. 6132 06:26:23,840 --> 06:26:25,000 You can't. 6133 06:26:28,140 --> 06:26:29,120 All right. 6134 06:26:33,120 --> 06:26:33,600 All right. 6135 06:26:33,900 --> 06:26:34,660 All right. 6136 06:26:34,960 --> 06:26:35,760 All right. 6137 06:26:35,760 --> 06:26:36,700 All right. 6138 06:26:36,940 --> 06:26:37,560 All right. 6139 06:26:39,400 --> 06:26:43,520 Thank you very much, Johnny Bollocks and Aldi Socks. 6140 06:26:43,520 --> 06:27:13,500 Thank you. 6141 06:27:13,500 --> 06:27:23,500 Rock your body right. 6142 06:27:23,500 --> 06:27:26,700 Rock your body right. 6143 06:27:27,600 --> 06:27:28,840 Backstreet's back. 6144 06:27:29,200 --> 06:27:29,940 You can't. 6145 06:27:31,320 --> 06:27:33,500 You can't. 6146 06:27:34,320 --> 06:27:35,320 Good luck. 6147 06:27:35,320 --> 06:27:37,360 Thank you.