1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Moondust is still a problem. 2 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,560 Moondust. 3 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:20,280 Moondust. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:50,260 Moondust. 5 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,260 Moondust. 6 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,260 Moondust. 7 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,260 Moondust. 8 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:58,260 Moondust. 9 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,260 Moondust. 10 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,260 Moondust. 11 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,260 Moondust. 12 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:06,260 Moondust. 13 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,260 Moondust. 14 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,260 Moondust. 15 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:12,260 Moondust. 16 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,260 Moondust. 17 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,260 Moondust. 18 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:18,260 Moondust. 19 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,260 Moondust. 20 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,260 Moondust. 21 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:24,260 Moondust. 22 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,260 Moondust. 23 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,260 Moondust. 24 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:30,260 Moondust. 25 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:32,260 Moondust. 26 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,260 Moondust. 27 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,260 Moondust. 28 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:38,800 Run your body right. 29 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:41,340 Run your body right. 30 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:43,300 Here it comes. 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,780 A Montecito. 32 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,740 Handheld gaming devices. 33 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,000 All right. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,180 All right. 35 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:54,780 A Montecito. 36 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,080 A Grim Reaper. 37 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:56,740 A Werewolf. 38 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:57,240 A Battle. 39 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,200 A Zombie. 40 00:01:58,620 --> 00:01:59,080 Man Say. 41 00:01:59,400 --> 00:01:59,880 Man Say. 42 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,120 A Battle. 43 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,560 Don't be afraid. 44 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,040 Don't have no faith. 45 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,940 Gonna tell the world. 46 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:06,940 Make your mistakes. 47 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,240 As long as there'll be music. 48 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,240 We'll be coming back again. 49 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,100 Handheld gaming devices. 50 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:49,640 Nobody move please. 51 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,600 Everybody. 52 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,080 Everybody. 53 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,360 Just stay quiet. 54 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,680 Your body right. 55 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,120 That streets back. 56 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:02,820 All right. 57 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:12,660 Moon Dust. 58 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:26,940 Moon Dust. 59 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:29,780 Moon Dust. 60 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:59,760 Moon Dust. 61 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:29,740 Moon Dust. 62 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:31,740 Moon Dust. 63 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,740 Moon Dust. 64 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,740 Moon Dust. 65 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,740 Moon Dust. 66 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:39,740 Moon Dust. 67 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:49,740 Moon Dust. 68 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:59,740 Moon Dust. 69 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:01,740 Moon Dust. 70 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,740 Moon Dust. 71 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,740 Moon Dust. 72 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,740 Moon Dust. 73 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,740 Moon Dust. 74 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,740 Moon Dust. 75 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,740 Moon Dust. 76 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,740 Moon Dust. 77 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:17,740 Moon Dust. 78 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:17,740 Moon Dust. 79 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,740 Moon Dust. 80 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,740 Moon Dust. 81 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:23,740 Moon Dust. 82 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,740 Moon Dust. 83 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,740 Moon Dust. 84 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:27,740 Moon Dust. 85 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:29,740 Moon Dust. 86 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:30,700 There, we examine it. 87 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:36,260 So there's a tag on the key that says Elberton Life Insurance. 88 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:40,680 I don't know where this room is, this insurance place is. 89 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:47,240 I think there might be a level five of the building that we haven't been. 90 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:48,780 Thank you very much there. 91 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,000 Hi, hi, low life. 92 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,100 Very, very kind of you there for the tip. 93 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,420 Would you look at this later, you say, Francis? 94 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,820 A bit of a gold mine here for you. 95 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:56,940 I will do indeed. 96 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:02,340 I might even get a chance to look at it on this stream and not later on after the stream. 97 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:09,420 That's just, I want to maintain focus, full focus and dedication to this. 98 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:15,240 Because the pace is beginning to pick up in a real exciting way. 99 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,280 That's all I can say. 100 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:19,640 There's lads crawling around on the ground outside, ready to maul you. 101 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,140 Maul crawlers. 102 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:27,480 There's big pulsating globules of pus that look like they're dead, 103 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,640 but then they come to life. 104 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,280 There's a lot of psychological trauma. 105 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,220 And this is instantaneous trauma right now. 106 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:39,000 Thank you very much there, Pace Jam. 107 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:44,820 And we're already being mauled by traumatic dogs with bandages on them. 108 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:50,600 What I will do is a quick cursory check of the little map there. 109 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:53,400 Larry Schlug, thank you very much for the Michael Burke. 110 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,260 Or Michal de Berca. 111 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:58,740 Whatever way you want to skin that apple, it's fine by me. 112 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,620 What game are we playing tonight? 113 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,860 I asked Larry Schlug the same one as last night. 114 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:11,180 It is Resident Evil 3, Code Veronica on the PlayStation Super Control deck. 115 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,320 And you can hear screaming moans of pain from somebody. 116 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,800 We don't even know who yet. 117 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,760 But hopefully they're okay. 118 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:21,180 They don't sound like they're okay. 119 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,980 Pace Jam, thank you very much for that tip. 120 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:23,880 Very, very kind of you. 121 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,720 The life insurance key. 122 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:32,260 Now, as I recall, we can't go up to level 5 on this situation. 123 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,180 We have to keep it to 3, I think. 124 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,820 Thank you very much, Christian Irwin, there for the bog wetting. 125 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,000 Glad to see you're streaming. 126 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,260 This is a good little boost, you say. 127 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:47,720 Well, look, we will fucking find ourselves in a nice little boost unit very, very soon. 128 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:50,060 I go up to 5, and then I try to get out. 129 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:50,780 Does it let me out? 130 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:51,640 It does. 131 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:53,760 It does, Frank. 132 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,600 It does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does. 133 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,800 But there's no way, you see. 134 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,340 I remember coming up to here and getting stuck. 135 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:04,240 Last night. 136 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,180 Pace be with you, and always with you. 137 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,740 We lift up our games, we give them up to the Lord. 138 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,020 It is right to give the Lord games. 139 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,240 He likes to play games. 140 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:42,140 And that's, that's a sound that you don't often really hear that much, or indeed are happy to hear, even if it does ever happen. 141 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,600 It's a bad sound. 142 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,560 It's a growler. 143 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:52,600 And as of yet, we've yet to really encounter a beast that makes that noise. 144 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,080 We've seen plenty of other. 145 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,820 Do you know who makes that stuff, and what were they doing at the time? 146 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:08,000 Did they, did they corral some wolves and kind of dogs into a room to, to, to record that sound? 147 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:14,480 Or were there actual just a load of Japanese lads in a, in a room pretending to be wolf hounds? 148 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:15,940 Do you know? 149 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:15,980 Do you know? 150 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:16,020 Do you know? 151 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:17,560 Just imagine that. 152 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,140 Imagine that scene. 153 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,260 Doesn't bear thinking about it. 154 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,000 Mattress make is on the loose, says Tommy. 155 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,920 Um, I seen a fucking video there. 156 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:46,180 You remind me, because there's a fella that looked like Mattress make, and it's, yet again, as I was saying, there was a video there yesterday that was, I was quoting from, I didn't want to play in case, you know, there might have been mental health going on. 157 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:52,460 I have a fella that was saying, uh, I've lived and going nine years. 158 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,900 And this little man, this man's terrier dogs. 159 00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,500 Don't scare me. 160 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:02,620 Well, I seen another video there last night. 161 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,180 I can't believe this one. 162 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,920 And it was a fella that does look a little bit like Mattress make. 163 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,020 And he's got a lovely dog and he's in a pub and he starts going on a mad one. 164 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:15,180 And he starts kind of going hip hop, using hip hop kind of slang. 165 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,720 But then also bad words as well. 166 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,780 Uh, very racist language. 167 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:26,940 And, um, you know, it's, it really is insane. 168 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,480 Uh, I don't want to, fuck, I don't want to put it on though, you know. 169 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,760 But I, I, but I'll tell you this. 170 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:42,400 It had to be, it, it warranted a repeat viewing and then a third viewing. 171 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,980 And then I'll probably watch it again tonight for a little chuckle before I fall asleep. 172 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,520 Dogman shouting happened and, yeah, I mean, yeah, people, people know what the story is there. 173 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,400 People have seen that. 174 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,100 Teresa Komodo Carmody, thank you very much. 175 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:02,360 Now I'm just aimlessly wandering around pissing about here. 176 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:06,620 Apologies there for anybody who's interested in the shit hot gameplay that I'm providing. 177 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,000 It's not that hot just yet. 178 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,180 But what I will do is move this chat box so I can fucking see it. 179 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,540 And that's better now. 180 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,300 I can see that. 181 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:19,640 Just couldn't even see if there was any reciprocation going on there. 182 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:25,200 And there was copyright content in the last one. 183 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,020 And what happens when you get that? 184 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:27,900 It gets blocked. 185 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:28,680 And then what happens? 186 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:29,640 You have to remove that. 187 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:35,760 And then if you remove the content from the video, it, it removes everything. 188 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:41,800 It removes other assets from the video as well, such as the chat replay and all that sort of stuff. 189 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:48,260 So then you're just left with a video of a man talking to no one, really, you know? 190 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:48,980 No one. 191 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,840 If you were to watch that, if someone was to watch that back, they'd be like, who's he talked to? 192 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,340 Thank you very much there for the tip, Colmmeister. 193 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,900 Very, very kind of you there. 194 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:05,080 Just have a quick consultation here with the map and see what we're dealing with. 195 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:12,300 I mean, we did set fire to a fucking piece of pork earlier and that gave us something in the picture room. 196 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,160 The fifth floor is not really where we want to be, I don't think. 197 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,340 If I can remember correctly, the third is... 198 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,060 What's this? 199 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:20,840 Okay, so this... 200 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,460 I forget now. 201 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,780 We're actually in the underworld. 202 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:31,500 So let's go to the third floor and chance our arm down there with our life insurance key. 203 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:39,080 Because I remember there was a well-to-do kind of office down there that might really be befitting of a life insurance broker. 204 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:46,380 Well, to put a bit of loopy juice inside the system there as well, just to keep ourselves tied over. 205 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,600 I'm on the phone with every fucking studio! 206 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,580 Sidehatch James, thank you very much. 207 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,900 Most anticipated game for 25. 208 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,500 GTA6, Mafia 4, you tell me. 209 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,440 I've never played any of the Mafias, although I do have them in my possession. 210 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,160 The trilogy remastered. 211 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,800 And GTA6... 212 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,760 Well, I mean, that's... 213 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:13,740 It's going to be a letdown in knowing that it'll be out on probably three different consoles over its lifetime. 214 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:18,360 So what we end up getting first off is just going to be the shit version. 215 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,960 Because I can remember when the last one came out and PS3'd it. 216 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,160 And what's it on? 217 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,800 PS5 now, you know? 218 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,400 It's probably running as they want it to run. 219 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,980 But you should probably just play it anyway, you know? 220 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,100 Because you don't want to miss out. 221 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,100 You know the way it is. 222 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:43,380 Francis let Tommy know the Bus 21 is free on Epic Games currently. 223 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,160 Already has it. 224 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,200 Already has it. 225 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,080 I don't think he liked it. 226 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,380 Okay, so the fucking... 227 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,480 Map, where are we going? 228 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:56,920 Where are we going? 229 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:56,920 Where are we going? 230 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,000 Map, map, map. 231 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,000 Elevator. 232 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,300 Right there, to the right. 233 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:17,480 Nearly got the hand chopped off by the sliding door gate there. 234 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,400 Three's unavailable. 235 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:28,700 What about one? 236 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,300 What about two, actually? 237 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:44,700 And Red Dead 2 stream would be unreal. 238 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,800 I haven't even played Red Dead 1. 239 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,660 Red Dead... 240 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,440 Is it Redemption? 241 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,480 Is it worth playing that first? 242 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,460 Or does it even matter at all? 243 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,340 I mean, of course it doesn't matter. 244 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,080 It's still going to get into the fucking game. 245 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,300 It's grand like... 246 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,300 Grand like... 247 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:09,940 So we were... 248 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:10,900 We were here. 249 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,440 We didn't try all the doors. 250 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,660 There's a left door here. 251 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:15,620 Broken. 252 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:43,100 Rock your body right. Back streets back. You're shite. You're shite. I'll get to the flood. 253 00:15:49,900 --> 00:16:00,700 Unless you go down. Remember there was a rope that you used on the fourth floor last night. Just talking to myself here in third person. Remember yesterday when you were fucking doing this? 254 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:15,900 I'm waiting for the next big thing to happen in this game so that I can attack a can of hell. 255 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:21,500 But I don't want to leave it too late. It's quarter to eight now. Actually I might be better off hitting the hell now. 256 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,900 Not that I need it or anything. You know, it just feels like it could. 257 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:35,500 Yeah, this could be it. I mean when you're hearing screams like that. Conrad, thank you very much. 258 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:41,500 You doing a speed run or taking a break from the insanity of the pace? A bit of both. A little bit of both. 259 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:58,700 Fucking traumatic already, look. That's where you abseil down in the not underworld version of the place that we're in. 260 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:15,500 Your rhetoric will smother you. Liam Rogers, your rhetoric will smother you. Thank you very much for the smothering. 261 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,700 Smother tonight at nine. 262 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:44,700 The soundbite of Worm in a million, Fat Shaggy is an episode of computer chronicles titled the Cody Awards. 1998, I think. 1998. 263 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:20,700 Would you consider streaming Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake when it launches next year? Will be a classic. Liam, I will do that. But I mean, could probably be a long time till that comes out. You know, the way these things get delayed. It was meant to be out this year. 264 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:27,700 It's actually meant to be out this year. It's actually meant to be out this year. It's actually meant to be out this year now. You know, and Silent Hill Remake was meant to be out this year as well. 265 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:38,700 So I wouldn't really fucking put money on it. We know there are some things we do not know. Happening in 25. Thank you very much. Happy birthday, Aisling. Thank you very much for the tip there. 266 00:18:38,700 --> 00:19:00,700 Will you be rewetting the clock, Mr. Crabbing a little bit of hell into me now before it gets past eight o'clock because I'd say the half life they say of caffeine and all that kind of stuff is six hours. 267 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:23,700 And I think that means how long it lasts after it or how long it takes for it to manifest and work its magic. And this doesn't say anything about caffeine. It just says a load of energy and B vitamins. Oh no it does. High caffeine content. 268 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,700 Thank you very much. 269 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,700 Thank you very much Niall. And Big Red. Very very kind of you. 270 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,700 Will the uncle ever go back to driving the bus? 271 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:49,700 I'll ask him later. He's just running errands at the moment. Getting a few messages before the supermarket closes there in town. 272 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:56,700 But I mean look he wants to. He wants to do this. But I mean... 273 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:02,700 Different things happened you know. A few incidents. A couple of tribunals. 274 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,700 You know he's never... He was never... 275 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,700 Held to... 276 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,700 You know... 277 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,700 Account for it. Not that I'm saying he should have been. But he was... 278 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:19,700 They didn't find him liable for some of those incidents. That's... That's all I will say. I don't want to get it. I don't want to be speaking on his behalf or anything like that. 279 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,700 But you see him there was a couple of times when... 280 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,700 You know the pressure got to him. 281 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,700 And that pressure... 282 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,700 Manifested itself... 283 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,700 You know in the bus. 284 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,700 Unfortunately... 285 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:41,700 Getting to its destination. Let's not forget it got to its destination. 286 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,700 But some people did die. 287 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700 Do you know? 288 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,700 But he's a good guy. 289 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,700 You know? 290 00:20:46,700 --> 00:21:05,740 Do you know? But he's a good guy. The third floor is untouched as of yet. There's no way to get there, though. 291 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:31,980 Emergency staircase. Thank you very much there. You're filthy. There's an emergency staircase. We tried the sixth. Have we tried the sixth? 292 00:21:31,980 --> 00:22:01,960 The sixth. 293 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:14,460 Thank you very much there. Boston Scientific. I was thinking if you just hammer the fucking six, it'll let you go, but it won't. 294 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:36,640 Give my best to Tom. I will do. Thank you very much there. Boston Scientific. An anti-Trockner. Harlech House. Apartment 302. Proceed with extreme prejudice. Somebody said there that Harlech House was inspired by Paul Murray. And I was wondering who that is. Were they referring to someone who let me know about that place in the tip? 295 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:46,100 Or the author of the book, The Bee Sting, which I haven't read, but it's a big, chunky book. And I'm currently using it to prop up a monitor, but I've heard it's brilliant. 296 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:56,400 And maybe I'm maybe I will read it when I eventually venture back to reading books, which is just a foreign concept to me at this stage. It's been quite a while since I've done that. 297 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:09,820 But I mean, was that house mentioned in a book of his or something? Skellington, thank you very much for the tip. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. That's great stuff. 298 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:22,660 And Niall, will you? Oh yeah, the uncle won't. Yeah, I'll ask him to let you know about that bus situation, but we really just don't know. That's, that's, that's the only thing I can give you at the moment. 299 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,260 You're asking a lot of me here at the moment. 300 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,380 Computer games. 301 00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:42,440 Tim Reedy. Thank you very much, Tim Reedy. Very kind of you. 302 00:23:48,860 --> 00:24:01,920 I just am disgusted with the way Silent Hill has hit a fucking speed bump right here, right now. Unless that's that first floor door locked there, down there. Right here, look. 303 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,920 Does that mean I have a key for that? 304 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:11,940 Elberton Life Insurance. It's the first. We need to go down to the first. 305 00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:23,380 The pace is back. 306 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,420 Don't ever, ever think otherwise. 307 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:28,180 You'd be fool. 308 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,740 You'd be folly to think otherwise. 309 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,280 And you would be a fool. 310 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:33,440 Alright? 311 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,580 I prefer saying, you'd be fool. 312 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,640 Instead of even saying, you'd be foolish. 313 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:49,380 Yes. 314 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:52,860 Save scum. 315 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,240 Now Higgins isn't simple. 316 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,180 Some stuff, I, I can't really 317 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,180 vouch for what's gonna happen. 318 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,160 You know it's Silent Hill, there's gonna be some 319 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,400 traumatic stuff. A lot of stuff 320 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,140 is gonna happen. People might need some 321 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,260 counselling after this. 322 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,880 The hell is beginning to 323 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,480 work its way into the bloodstream now. 324 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,680 It's gone into the stomach. 325 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,740 It's gone down 326 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:16,100 the esophagus 327 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,080 in 328 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,820 to the main chamber. 329 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,980 It's right there now. 330 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,680 Dwayne Chambers. 331 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,640 And it's being absorbed 332 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,920 into the stomach. 333 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,740 Into the bloodstream. 334 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,600 It might have even gone 335 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,100 because it's a liquid. 336 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:32,680 I'm not sure. 337 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,880 Does that go straight into the 338 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,080 duodenum then, does it? 339 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,700 Because you'd imagine it would 340 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,260 with it not really being 341 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:42,000 solid food stuff 342 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,240 that needs to be 343 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,960 worked. 344 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:45,580 Is there anybody, 345 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,820 anybody in the chat there 346 00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:47,620 that can tell me there? 347 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:47,920 I mean, 348 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,600 there's usually somebody that knows 349 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,360 something, no? 350 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:51,780 I would like to know 351 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:52,560 before I go on 352 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,800 what happens to a drink 353 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,340 like that. 354 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,040 I mean, I'm feeling, 355 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:55,940 I'm feeling it. 356 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,160 I'm feeling the hype. 357 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,200 I'm feeling the vibe. 358 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,400 Filtered out by the kidneys. 359 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,400 Is there a doctor in the chat? 360 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,160 Do we have 361 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,500 that caliber of professional 362 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,840 watching these streams? 363 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:13,640 I suppose you'd be, 364 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,600 you'd probably, 365 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,360 if you are a doctor, 366 00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:18,580 you're probably busy as fuck 367 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:19,700 and not watching streams. 368 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,640 And rightly so. 369 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,560 I wouldn't want to be 370 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,300 going to a doctor 371 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:24,880 and they're watching 372 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,000 a fucking stream of me. 373 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,220 I'd want them to be 374 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,680 interested in my ailment. 375 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,620 But listen to that there. 376 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:41,000 Big Red, 377 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,720 thank you very much. 378 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,940 The speed run is on you. 379 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:43,820 You say, 380 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:44,220 look, 381 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,480 I'm just happy 382 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480 that we found 383 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,960 the life insurance building 384 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,260 and that the speed run 385 00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,040 could continue 386 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,220 because for a while there, 387 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:53,120 it was touch and go. 388 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:57,920 It goes straight 389 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,520 into the pituitary gland, 390 00:26:59,680 --> 00:26:59,980 says 391 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,200 mean, 392 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,020 meemal. 393 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:02,320 Now, 394 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,860 you could be having me on, 395 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,500 you could be lying 396 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:04,940 because 397 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:07,300 is the pituitary gland 398 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,760 not there 399 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,180 in the middle 400 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,060 of your fucking head? 401 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,660 Or is that your third eye? 402 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,180 Or is that your, 403 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,160 your chakra? 404 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,420 That's pineal gland, 405 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:20,720 is it? 406 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,000 So where's the pituitary? 407 00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:25,600 Is that in, 408 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,720 where's the, 409 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,780 where's the pituitary? 410 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,700 There's 28 of them. 411 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,220 half you very much. 412 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,260 Thank you very much. 413 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,380 Take her easy on the caffeine. 414 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,400 Too much is bad crack. 415 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,280 Don't I know it? 416 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,320 I shouldn't even be having that. 417 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:42,920 I don't even know 418 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,760 what I'm playing at. 419 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,260 What do you want to do it? 420 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,780 So now I'll supplement that. 421 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,420 I'll supplement that with a berry blast vitamin water drink 422 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,120 that doesn't have any caffeine 423 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,820 and it has Rui Boss tea 424 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,380 and ginseng extract, 425 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,740 which I think is a bit better for you. 426 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:13,180 It doesn't even matter anymore where the pituitary gland lies. 427 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,340 We've established that it goes straight to the duodenum. 428 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,360 Johnny bollocks. 429 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,040 Thank you very much for the tip. 430 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,520 Do you drink beer? 431 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:24,000 Not in a while. 432 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,840 Haven't drank in quite a while. 433 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,880 Went heavy on it there, 434 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,320 maybe. 435 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,620 And had to stop. 436 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,420 Had to end that relationship 437 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,340 and it was 438 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:36,440 because it was getting out of hand. 439 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,280 It was actually creeping into the streams. 440 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,940 I don't know if anybody saw that there. 441 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,980 Maybe one of the last streams I did, 442 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:43,880 somebody was saying, 443 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,240 how do you drink 444 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,500 so fast 445 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,200 and all that kind of stuff 446 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,660 without getting heartburn? 447 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:51,260 And I was saying, 448 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,020 it's grand, man. 449 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:52,880 What are you on about? 450 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,140 Well, 451 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,980 something, 452 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,460 something fucking 453 00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,700 switched 454 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,100 from that moment on 455 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:00,960 and it went 456 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,040 bad style downhill 457 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,320 really fast 458 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,660 and it had to be fucking stopped. 459 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,300 So I haven't had it in a while 460 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:08,820 and I was thinking, 461 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:10,040 I'll use Christmas as 462 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,100 the next time 463 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,740 to get really rat-arsed. 464 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,680 But now I'm just looking at that as, 465 00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:16,740 I don't even know if I will, you know. 466 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,560 But I remember this, 467 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,680 it became a problem 468 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,840 and nobody was saying it was a problem. 469 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,640 Maybe some people were saying it was a problem 470 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,200 and I was saying, 471 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:26,900 it's not a problem, 472 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,480 it's fine. 473 00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,160 But I know it's a problem 474 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,780 when I was flicking a coin on a, 475 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,580 literally on a stream, 476 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,800 flicking a coin going, 477 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:35,900 if it's heads, 478 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,240 I'll stay and keep streaming. 479 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,340 If it's tails, 480 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:40,260 I'm going to nip to the off-license 481 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,220 and get some tisky. 482 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,000 And then I remember the joy 483 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,140 and happiness 484 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:47,440 of seeing the tails 485 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,200 when it landed. 486 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,580 you know? 487 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,160 And I held it up 488 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,860 and it was tails. 489 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:51,820 You know, 490 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,440 when you're actually, 491 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,060 when you're stopping a fucking stream 492 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,080 and pausing it to go to the off-license, 493 00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:58,360 that's not a bad, 494 00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,640 that's not a good situation, 495 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,300 I was going to say. 496 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,380 It's not a good situation. 497 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,180 You need to, 498 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,460 you need to have 499 00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:07,660 a perspective on, 500 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,400 on things. 501 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,460 And that's not good. 502 00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:10,640 Do you know? 503 00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:11,740 It was all a bit of, 504 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,800 it was all fun, 505 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,040 it's all fun and games 506 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,320 until someone gets fucked up. 507 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,040 Joey the lips, 508 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,500 thanks for the tips. 509 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:25,900 yeah, 510 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:26,820 in a way, 511 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:27,580 it was enabled 512 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:28,880 by some of you as well. 513 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:29,660 A lot of people 514 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:30,440 were saying it, 515 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:31,060 you know? 516 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,260 Tisky this, 517 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:32,900 Tisky that, 518 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:33,820 Uncle Tisky's 519 00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:35,000 calling you. 520 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,660 And I think what it was, 521 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,840 was I'd associated fun times 522 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,300 with alcohol, 523 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,060 you know? 524 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,380 And nobody wants to hear, 525 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,320 there's people out there 526 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,300 probably having a drink 527 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:46,840 maybe now 528 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,160 and they don't want to hear this 529 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,660 fucking 530 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,800 downer buzz chat. 531 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,240 But it's not a downer buzz, 532 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,520 you know? 533 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,700 You just got to not 534 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,740 associate everything 535 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,460 with the drink. 536 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,800 And it was creeping up there, 537 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,100 you know, 538 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,700 to maximum association. 539 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,120 And this sound here, 540 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:10,380 that's the warning sound. 541 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,580 That's the warning sign 542 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,820 that should have been there. 543 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,600 That should have been built in. 544 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,160 Handheld gaming devices. 545 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,340 Game boy. 546 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,940 I would have still ignored it, 547 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,200 you know? 548 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,540 I would have probably drank more 549 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:25,480 to drown it out. 550 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,800 Now I can't really think about it 551 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,660 because it would just be, 552 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,040 it feels like it would 553 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,960 make my stomach be on fire. 554 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:45,700 But it's fucking class though. 555 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:46,520 You know, 556 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,220 it is great. 557 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,220 Thank you very much, 558 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360 schnuffles and schnuffles. 559 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:05,620 Thank you very much, 560 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,500 Christian Irwin. 561 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,420 Got a duodenal ulcer. 562 00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:11,800 I'm off the drink as well. 563 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:13,720 Any tips on staying off the sauce 564 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,700 when your mates are on the sesh? 565 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:16,940 No, not really. 566 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:18,920 I have no tips at all. 567 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:19,540 It's not easy. 568 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:22,600 It is not easy at all. 569 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,360 You know? 570 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,960 So best of luck with that, 571 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:29,300 Christian. 572 00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,100 Thanks for the tip. 573 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,720 Today's the last day 574 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,960 for Tom's hot dogs. 575 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,660 Get him while you can. 576 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:39,900 Yeah. 577 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,460 Today's the last day 578 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,620 for Tom's hot dogs. 579 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:57,180 fucking hell. 580 00:32:57,180 --> 00:33:08,140 These guys are feasting upon some horse. 581 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,140 Thank you very much. 582 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:11,060 Thank you very much, 583 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,680 Sarah and James and Conrad. 584 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,260 And Tisky would be sweet right now. 585 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,080 And Shult. 586 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,760 Thank you very much, 587 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,420 Matt and C. 588 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:39,000 These guys are much too loud. 589 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,400 Look at the state of that. 590 00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:47,620 What would you do, 591 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,220 like, you know? 592 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:58,080 How would you feel if this was reality for you? 593 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,420 You're confronted with this. 594 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,040 I dare say you wouldn't be happy about it. 595 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:11,800 I dare say you'd be in some state of concern 596 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:17,960 when faced with this situation right here. 597 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,060 Hungry lads. 598 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,120 Hungarians. 599 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,340 This would give me pause for thought, 600 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,360 says Patrick. 601 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:37,980 I'd be concerned, 602 00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:41,440 and I would initially start 603 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,760 to look through the phone 604 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,580 for the first point of contact 605 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,500 where I could express 606 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,580 my fears, 607 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:49,340 my hopes 608 00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,020 of being waylaid. 609 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,640 Now my fears have taken over, 610 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,340 and I would need someone 611 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,140 to reciprocate to me. 612 00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,160 You're always going to keep your eyes open. 613 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,600 and console me 614 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,520 and comfort me 615 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,540 in my hour and time of need. 616 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:02,500 Paul Meskel, 617 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,320 thank you very much. 618 00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:11,600 But we don't need to fight. 619 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,240 We do not need to fight. 620 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:15,180 We can just move into a bloody, 621 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,480 bloody room. 622 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:17,740 A sick, 623 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:18,720 sick, 624 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,960 little twisted 625 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,120 situation room 626 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,720 beside two festering beasts 627 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,840 out in the corridor of death. 628 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,720 And what went on 629 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,420 on these tables? 630 00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:31,800 It looks like some kind of 631 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,900 doomsday picnic. 632 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,920 Thank you very much. 633 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,740 Very, very kind of you. 634 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,940 Doomsday picnic. 635 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,420 Create exuberant. 636 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:40,240 Live vivid. 637 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,140 Delete ordinary. 638 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,740 Break moulds. 639 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,000 Copy nothing. 640 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,600 It's very inspirational stuff. 641 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,360 Mr. and Mrs. Pacework. 642 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,420 Thank you very much there. 643 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:51,680 Regretting the hell now. 644 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,180 Not because of the boost. 645 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,440 It's given me a beautiful boost. 646 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,600 But I think that's not, 647 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,060 again, 648 00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:56,340 it's not, 649 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:58,120 I think maybe there's a bit of 650 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,180 psychosomatic 651 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:03,020 mind work going on 652 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:03,740 because now 653 00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:06,480 the conversation has turned to 654 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,780 kind of stomach related stuff 655 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,380 and beer. 656 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,160 So I'm thinking about that 657 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,380 and then that's making that happen. 658 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,440 What I will do is just 659 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,580 take a little bite of the banana there 660 00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:17,440 and then another slug of water. 661 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,540 And also being in the Silent Hill realm, 662 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,140 you're just constantly faced 663 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:23,980 with a lot of people 664 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,520 who look like they've got problems 665 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,620 biologically 666 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:28,620 and they look like they've got issues 667 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:28,960 as well, 668 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,460 maybe stomach issues themselves. 669 00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:32,880 The people whose skin 670 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,200 just looks rubbish, 671 00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:36,040 you know? 672 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,320 Those two fellas 673 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,680 that were outside this room then, 674 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,540 they just need, 675 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:42,500 they need help. 676 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,240 They really need help 677 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,800 and they need a GP fast. 678 00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:47,380 and just seeing them 679 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,340 makes me feel sick, 680 00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:48,680 you know? 681 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,120 Hmm. 682 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,340 Thank you very much 683 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:10,280 for the tips there, lads. 684 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:12,880 You don't need to play 685 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,680 the first Red Dead 686 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,760 to play Red Dead 2. 687 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,140 Lovely bit of cowboy business. 688 00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,340 Also fair play 689 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:18,520 for kicking this up. 690 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,260 It's not kicked. 691 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:19,960 That's the thing. 692 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,180 It's just on the back burner. 693 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:22,960 Let's say that. 694 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,980 That is me going, 695 00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:26,820 aren't I amazing 696 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:27,900 for doing this? 697 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:28,460 It's just, 698 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,640 it's an extended hiatus 699 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,000 for the sake of my 700 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,100 hiatus. 701 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,900 the king 702 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,620 and his people 703 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,260 shed tears. 704 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:40,900 More 705 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,200 Goldilocks 706 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:42,920 and the Three Bears 707 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,380 bullshit 708 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:44,400 that we have to read 709 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,680 that has a scary 710 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,580 element to it, 711 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:46,900 you know? 712 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:47,240 This 713 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,160 kind of 714 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,300 kindergarten tales 715 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,720 inside a fucking 716 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,820 blood-stained 717 00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:55,400 operating procedure room. 718 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,340 God took pity 719 00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:58,040 upon them 720 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:58,580 and, 721 00:37:58,820 --> 00:37:59,840 granting their wishes, 722 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,300 healed the priestess. 723 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:02,780 The priestess 724 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:03,700 opened her eyes 725 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,040 just as she had done 726 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,460 every morning of her life. 727 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,300 She went once more 728 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,420 to the monster's lair. 729 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:10,980 Fool! 730 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,520 You wish to die again? 731 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,120 No. 732 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,680 This time 733 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,460 it's your turn. 734 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:18,840 You can't. 735 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,340 The priestess 736 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,360 had come to defeat 737 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,040 the monster 738 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,400 once and for all 739 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,700 as the priestess 740 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,360 was very, 741 00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:26,200 very kind. 742 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,340 She felt sad 743 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:28,500 about this task 744 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,980 but it had to be done. 745 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,140 Swords and spears 746 00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:32,820 won't work. 747 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,920 Arrows and bullets 748 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,420 will just bounce off. 749 00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:41,680 You can't kill me. 750 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,220 The monster laughed. 751 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:46,700 But the priestess 752 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,800 used neither sword 753 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,460 nor spear. 754 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,640 She chanted 755 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,260 but a single spell. 756 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,040 Tu! 757 00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:55,180 Fui! 758 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,580 Eagle! 759 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:57,820 Eris! 760 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,020 Banger Eris! 761 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:01,680 Do you know 762 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,700 what happened then? 763 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,780 The monster 764 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,180 let out a huge cry 765 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,880 and then died 766 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,900 and vanished. 767 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,160 Thus, 768 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:11,900 the villagers 769 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:12,820 were able to use 770 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:13,340 their gates 771 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:14,240 once more. 772 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,420 Everyone lavished 773 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,140 their gratitude 774 00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:17,340 upon the priestess 775 00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,420 and they all lived 776 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,300 happily 777 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,880 ever after. 778 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,040 What a hilarious 779 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,960 tale. 780 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,040 Two fool 781 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,580 eagle Eris. 782 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:32,940 Weird writing. 783 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,300 What was that? 784 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,440 Probably those two 785 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:42,860 fucking 786 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,660 scoobramans 787 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,320 outside. 788 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,540 Years ago, 789 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,580 I was 790 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,200 banger Eris. 791 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,700 And they're gone. 792 00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,480 All that's left 793 00:39:59,480 --> 00:39:59,840 is 794 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,120 a carcass. 795 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,300 And a bunch 796 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:04,840 of junk. 797 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:30,760 You should stream the OG Resident Evil. 798 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,220 I have already streamed. 799 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,800 That was a 2019 stream, 800 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,140 I think. 801 00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:36,320 Stop! 802 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,640 Don't open that door! 803 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,340 Wesker! 804 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:46,020 Where's Chris? 805 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,500 Jill! 806 00:40:48,500 --> 00:41:17,260 what the fuck is going on in this gaff? 807 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,520 who even fucking made it? 808 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,500 Who designed it? 809 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:22,000 For what purpose does it serve now? 810 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:32,680 Blocked. 811 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:35,520 Blocked. 812 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,420 I got nothing from that last room. 813 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,280 All I got was a stupid tale 814 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,580 and then we heard a scream. 815 00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:48,260 Visiting Ireland. 816 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,860 My fiancé are seeing Fontaine 817 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,840 at the arena tomorrow night. 818 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,860 Can I get a hoia? 819 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:52,720 Hoia! 820 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,440 Hoia! 821 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,440 *Scoffs* 822 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,440 *Scoffs* 823 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:32,420 Thank you. 824 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:49,780 Thank you very much there, Big Red. 825 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,300 The tip. 826 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,100 It's a new little situation, is it? 827 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,040 Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 828 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,540 Get them while you can. 829 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:08,020 Yeah. 830 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:08,920 Yeah. 831 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,840 Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 832 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,700 Thank you very much Andy. 833 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,620 Backstreet's back. 834 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,600 You can't. 835 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,020 Now we're out in the street. 836 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,020 Fuck we're out of that building. 837 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:55,780 So, 838 00:43:55,780 --> 00:44:22,940 going back into her gaff now where she lived. 839 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:44,940 There could be some unfinished family business there. AnguishPanda, thank you very much. Maybe memories of crap family events that happened and all this is just like a manifestation of her trauma, you know. Save old shite from the fucking last game, you know. 840 00:44:50,940 --> 00:45:02,940 But it's well done, it's well crafted and the art is nice. Here we go. 841 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,940 Dad, I'm home. 842 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,940 I guess that I knew it. 843 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:20,940 Listen, something really crazy is going on. I think we should... 844 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:24,940 Dad? 845 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,940 Dad? 846 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:39,980 Oh! Oh! 847 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:55,980 No! No! No! No! 848 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:05,060 No! Oh! Oh! 849 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:28,180 Well... That's him dead anyways. Don't think he'll be coming back from that one. Maybe he's just having a snooze, hey? 850 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,180 LAUGHTER 851 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:46,180 Did you do this? You're late. 852 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,180 Assange! 853 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:48,180 Why? Why? 854 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,180 Why? Why? Why? 855 00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:52,180 Why? Why? 856 00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:59,180 Assange. 857 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:06,180 Assange. 858 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:24,180 I'll get you for this. 859 00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:36,180 There is another reason. To fill your heart with hatred. It must be this way. One day you'll understand why. 860 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:39,180 No! I'll never understand! 861 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:51,180 You must try to remember me and your true self as well. You will birth a god and build an eternal paradise. 862 00:47:51,180 --> 00:48:00,180 Go on. Pull the trigger. Get rid of the pain. 863 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:18,180 He's the one who killed your father. I merely gave the order. So, what will you do? I'll be waiting where all begins. 864 00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:23,180 This is not a pyramid. This is a new specimen. 865 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:40,180 It's a brand new rangan and it doesn't have a pyramid structured head. It's not a Coanal though. It's just a continuation of the theme of Jessops that we've seen so far. 866 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:59,180 Mainly just bloody, beaten, bag headed as well. You know, people with bags on them, you know. Usually have underpants on them as well. Just a bag of rags. A lot of pain. 867 00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:14,180 A potato sack. Just gonna save Scumlet up here before he comes at me. 868 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:25,180 It's not giving me the message. Oh yeah, it's for- maybe when you pause it. 869 00:49:25,180 --> 00:49:27,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 870 00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:28,180 It's not. 871 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:42,180 Fuckin' hell, he can run as well. He's got a little bit of nip in him. He's got a little bit of zip and pep. He might have just had a can of hell himself. 872 00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:49,180 Look at that, he's got a couple of bats as well. 873 00:49:49,180 --> 00:50:05,180 I'm just gonna run around. I'm just gauging, weighing up the options here, what we do with this guy. 874 00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,180 He needs to be analyzed, this guy. 875 00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:13,180 We're gonna take his life. That's a given. 876 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:17,180 Oh, death. Death awaits him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 877 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,180 Gonna die in a pool of blood, that's for certain. 878 00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:25,180 But we need to understand what motivates him first. Get inside the mind of the psycho. 879 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:40,180 I think the first port of call in this situation is to consult our old friend, Steve the Shotgun. 880 00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:50,180 Who might have a few words to say of his own. We've only got five words, so we better make them count. 881 00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180 We're running away, look. 882 00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,180 Fuck! What was that? 883 00:50:59,180 --> 00:50:59,180 What was that? 884 00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:14,180 He's got a couple of jabs in and then he's fucked off. He wants me to go over to him now. 885 00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:18,180 He's one of those. He's trying to lure me in. 886 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:27,180 Ooh, he blocked it. 887 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,180 He blocked it again, the cunt. 888 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:45,180 You have to hit him in the back when he runs away from you. 889 00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:49,180 Look at that. Now he can kick him when he's down. That's it. 890 00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:04,180 And condiments to the chef. The chef's been the soundscape creators. 891 00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:14,180 For making such an impressively claustrophobic soundscape. 892 00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:18,180 Makes you feel like you're trapped inside a metal gate. 893 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:23,180 It's never ending. It's opening and closing. 894 00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:27,180 And that was a mistimed, a misjudged shot. 895 00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:33,180 I'm going to reload. Reload the bastard. 896 00:52:34,180 --> 00:53:04,160 I'm sorry. 897 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:34,140 This guy killed my dad. What an asshole. 898 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:36,140 What an asshole. 899 00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:38,140 What an asshole. 900 00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:40,140 What an asshole. 901 00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:42,140 What an asshole. 902 00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:44,140 What an asshole. 903 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,140 What an asshole. 904 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,140 What an asshole. 905 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:54,140 What an asshole. 906 00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:56,140 What an asshole. 907 00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:58,140 What an asshole. 908 00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,140 What an asshole. 909 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:02,140 What an asshole. 910 00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:04,140 What an asshole. 911 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,140 What an asshole. 912 00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:08,140 What an asshole. 913 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:10,140 What an asshole. 914 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:12,140 What an asshole. 915 00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:14,140 What an asshole. 916 00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:27,520 Oh, you fucker. 917 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:57,500 Oh, you fucker. 918 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:07,320 Oh, you fucker. 919 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:13,400 Oh, you fucker. 920 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,400 Use the quick turn and shoot. 921 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:23,500 Kick him up the arse a few times. 922 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:27,320 I said to him. 923 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,500 I said to him. 924 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:35,320 I said to him. 925 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,320 I said to him. 926 00:55:39,320 --> 00:56:01,700 Oh, fucker. 927 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,520 He's a tough one, this lad. 928 00:56:04,580 --> 00:56:05,480 He knows what he's doing. 929 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,840 He's nippy on his heels. 930 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:17,920 And he's handy with steel. 931 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,920 Thank you very much for vinegar. 932 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,520 Oh, yeah, I can't. 933 00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:35,020 Yeah, the tough love oven glove telling me priestess spell say the spell. 934 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,580 That's all well and good telling me to say that. 935 00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:41,300 But, I mean, what about the mechanism by which you do say it, you know? 936 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,820 How about telling me that? 937 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,740 Because at the moment, I'm running around. 938 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,520 I don't know how to say spells. 939 00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:52,180 And, indeed, there is no mechanic or mechanism of which I am aware to say the spell. 940 00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,180 I go into the inventory. 941 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,100 There's no spell book there, you know? 942 00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:56,000 Fuck. 943 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:08,100 Fuck. 944 00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:09,580 Fuckin' hell. 945 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,240 Waste of time. 946 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,340 Andy the Fork, thank you very much there. 947 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,540 Lads got a sassy noggin, you see. 948 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:24,500 Spell hotkey on the keyboard, I don't think so. 949 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:25,920 F3 to load state. 950 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,360 What a nasty piece of work that fool is. 951 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,360 A real dirt peddler. 952 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,360 He can't find you in the dark. 953 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,160 "I'm a freak." 954 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,160 "I'm a freak." 955 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,160 "I'm a freak." 956 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:58,360 *Restory* 957 00:57:58,380 --> 00:58:00,380 *Restory* 958 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:14,940 Yeah. 959 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,360 I've got the measure of this Gimp now. It's time to take him out with a shotgun. 960 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:25,160 You just gotta not waste these rounds and you need to make them count. 961 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:33,460 See what I mean? Let's kick his fucking head in now. 962 00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:50,260 Yeah, he's fucked. He's fucked. 963 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,260 Oh. 964 00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:55,260 Oh. 965 00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:57,260 Oh. 966 00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:59,260 *Rain* 967 00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:00,260 As a drone. 968 00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:08,860 As a drone. 969 00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:25,860 As a drone. As a drone. 970 00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:27,860 *gunshot* 971 00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,860 *Gunshot* 972 00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:31,860 *Gunshot* 973 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:33,860 *Gunshot* 974 00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:35,860 *Gunshot* 975 00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:37,860 *Gunshot* 976 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:39,860 *Gunshot* 977 00:59:39,860 --> 01:00:09,840 I'm sorry. 978 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:39,820 I'm sorry. 979 01:00:39,820 --> 01:00:42,920 Good though, well done. I'll give him that one, he did well there. 980 01:00:44,380 --> 01:00:46,020 Trying to make a count out of me though. 981 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,200 He's on the floor now, kick his head in again. Kick him in the back. 982 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,460 And that's enough, you can hear him crying. 983 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,220 That's enough to make him cry. What do we do next? 984 01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,540 What's the next play here? 985 01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:11,220 I don't know what to say. 986 01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,740 Then don't say anything. 987 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:22,760 I'm fine, so just get out of here and leave me alone already. 988 01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,540 Calm down, I just... 989 01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:30,640 Calm down? How am I supposed to do that? 990 01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:34,220 My father is dead. He's murdered. 991 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:39,100 Get out. 992 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,060 This is all your fault. 993 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:44,280 If it weren't for you... 994 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,700 I'm sorry. 995 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:47,500 Then go! 996 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:50,580 Just go. 997 01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:51,820 Make you feel better? 998 01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:54,380 I will. 999 01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:56,480 The creepy clown. 1000 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,100 The creepy clown. 1001 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:08,360 It's here. 1002 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,580 What else can I do? 1003 01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:17,600 There's no one here to give him a decent burial. 1004 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,220 I'm sorry, Dad. 1005 01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:31,160 I'm sorry, Dad. 1006 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,120 What do you do now? 1007 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,180 What do you do now? 1008 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,840 I'm going to Silent Hill. 1009 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,640 What's in Silent Hill? 1010 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:47,620 I don't know. 1011 01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:52,440 Nobody move, please. 1012 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,640 Of course it isn't. 1013 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,320 We're going back to Silent Hill. 1014 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,700 I was waiting for me there, but I've got no other choice. 1015 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,040 Just stay quiet. 1016 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:06,920 I don't care about God or paradise. 1017 01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:09,200 If that's what she believes, then fine. 1018 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,000 But she won't get away with what she did. 1019 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,400 When I find her, I'll kill her myself. 1020 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:31,480 Revenge doesn't solve anything. 1021 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,360 Maybe not, but that's what I'm going to do. 1022 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,580 How are you going to get there? 1023 01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:41,080 None of your business. 1024 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,820 I'll give you a ride. 1025 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,440 I don't need your help. 1026 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,340 Yeah, but it's too far to walk. 1027 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,260 Besides, I'm partly responsible for this. 1028 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,660 I'll bring the car around back. 1029 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,220 Come by, and we'll finish saying goodbye. 1030 01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,980 You know, you might die, too. 1031 01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:14,640 That's fine. 1032 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,000 Nobody's going to cry over my grave. 1033 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,300 Sounds like Alec Baldwin. 1034 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:29,640 What was that there? 1035 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:33,800 Parastroika, there's a taser you can pick up before you go. 1036 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,300 It's in this gaff right now. 1037 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,520 It's not essential, but it's another weapon to have. 1038 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,880 And we do like to have an arsenal. 1039 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,020 At all times. 1040 01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:42,020 At all times. 1041 01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,160 We do like to have an arsenal. 1042 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,160 We do like to have an arsenal. 1043 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:45,660 We do like to have an arsenal. 1044 01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:46,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1045 01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:47,120 We do like to have an arsenal. 1046 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,020 We do like to have an arsenal. 1047 01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:48,160 We do like to have an arsenal. 1048 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:48,720 We do like to have an arsenal. 1049 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,720 We do like to have an arsenal. 1050 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:50,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1051 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,120 We do like to have an arsenal. 1052 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:51,720 We do like to have an arsenal. 1053 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,320 We do like to have an arsenal. 1054 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:52,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1055 01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:53,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1056 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:54,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1057 01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:55,320 We do like to have an arsenal. 1058 01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:55,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1059 01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:56,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1060 01:04:56,820 --> 01:04:57,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1061 01:04:57,820 --> 01:04:58,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1062 01:04:58,820 --> 01:04:59,820 We do like to have an arsenal. 1063 01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:01,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1064 01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:02,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1065 01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:03,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1066 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:04,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1067 01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:05,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1068 01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:06,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1069 01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:07,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1070 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1071 01:05:08,620 --> 01:05:09,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1072 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1073 01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:11,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1074 01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:12,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1075 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:13,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1076 01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:14,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1077 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:15,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1078 01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:16,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1079 01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:17,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1080 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:18,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1081 01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:19,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1082 01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1083 01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:21,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1084 01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,620 We do like to have an arsenal. 1085 01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:36,420 We do like to have an arsenal. 1086 01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:38,420 In Heather's room, okay? 1087 01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:44,420 Must have shat himself. 1088 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1089 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:47,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1090 01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:48,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1091 01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:49,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1092 01:05:49,220 --> 01:05:50,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1093 01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:51,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1094 01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:52,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1095 01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:53,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1096 01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:54,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1097 01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:55,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1098 01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:56,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1099 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1100 01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1101 01:05:58,220 --> 01:05:59,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1102 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:00,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1103 01:06:00,220 --> 01:06:01,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1104 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1105 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:03,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1106 01:06:03,220 --> 01:06:04,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1107 01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:05,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1108 01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:06,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1109 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:07,220 We do like to have an arsenal. 1110 01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:33,020 We do like to have an arsenal. 1111 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,020 Play the tape. 1112 01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:35,020 Did I get a tape there? 1113 01:06:35,020 --> 01:06:50,820 It was on the table. 1114 01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:56,820 So where is it in my situation box? 1115 01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:58,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1116 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1117 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:01,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1118 01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:02,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1119 01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:03,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1120 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1121 01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1122 01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:06,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1123 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1124 01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:08,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1125 01:07:08,620 --> 01:07:09,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1126 01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:10,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1127 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:11,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1128 01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:12,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1129 01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:13,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1130 01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:14,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1131 01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:15,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1132 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:16,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1133 01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:17,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1134 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:18,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1135 01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:19,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1136 01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:20,620 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1137 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1138 01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:23,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1139 01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:24,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1140 01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:25,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1141 01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:26,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1142 01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:27,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1143 01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:28,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1144 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:29,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1145 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1146 01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:31,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1147 01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:32,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1148 01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:33,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1149 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1150 01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:35,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1151 01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:36,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1152 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1153 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1154 01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1155 01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:40,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1156 01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1157 01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1158 01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:43,420 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1159 01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:45,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1160 01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:46,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1161 01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:47,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1162 01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:48,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1163 01:07:48,220 --> 01:07:49,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1164 01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:50,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1165 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:51,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1166 01:07:51,220 --> 01:07:52,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1167 01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:53,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1168 01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:54,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1169 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:55,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1170 01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:56,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1171 01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1172 01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1173 01:07:58,220 --> 01:07:59,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1174 01:07:59,220 --> 01:08:00,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1175 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1176 01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1177 01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1178 01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:04,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1179 01:08:04,220 --> 01:08:05,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1180 01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:06,220 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1181 01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:18,020 I'm going to have an arsenal. 1182 01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:19,020 Where is this guy gone? 1183 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:24,020 Has he gone out into the street? 1184 01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:28,020 Douglas is waiting outside. 1185 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:41,820 I just met some guy named Vincent. 1186 01:08:41,820 --> 01:08:43,820 Vincent? 1187 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,820 He's a friend of yours, right? 1188 01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:49,820 I'm not sure. 1189 01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:55,820 He said when we get to Silent Hill to look for a guy named Leonard. 1190 01:08:55,820 --> 01:09:00,620 And he gave me this map. 1191 01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:02,620 What do you want to do? 1192 01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:06,620 We can't trust him, but we've got no other choice. 1193 01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:16,620 Here, take this too. 1194 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:17,620 What's this? 1195 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,620 Your father was holding it. 1196 01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:49,420 It started raining. 1197 01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:52,220 I'm awake. 1198 01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:56,220 You're cold? 1199 01:09:56,220 --> 01:10:02,220 What's the deal with Silent Hill anyway? 1200 01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:06,220 It used to be a nice, quiet little town. 1201 01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:08,220 But now... 1202 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,220 It used to be nice. 1203 01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:11,220 You've been there? 1204 01:10:11,220 --> 01:10:13,220 Now it's fucking shit, man. 1205 01:10:13,220 --> 01:10:15,220 Once. 1206 01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:16,020 Once. 1207 01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:18,020 On a missing persons case. 1208 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:20,020 Never did find him. 1209 01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:24,020 But I'll tell you. 1210 01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:26,020 That's one screwed up town. 1211 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:28,020 My line of work... 1212 01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:32,020 You hear a lot of nasty rumors. 1213 01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,020 I was born and raised there. 1214 01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:36,820 I was born and raised there. 1215 01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:38,820 Sorry. 1216 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:40,820 I didn't mean to offend you. 1217 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,820 No offense taken. 1218 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:55,620 No offense taken. 1219 01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:56,620 Anyway... 1220 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:57,620 I thought you grew up in Portland. 1221 01:10:57,620 --> 01:11:01,040 What's wrong? 1222 01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:03,420 Feel sick? 1223 01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:06,020 My head's pounding. 1224 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,980 I don't know if we're seeing it forever. 1225 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,160 Maybe your car's sick. 1226 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,080 No. 1227 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,980 I'm just trying to remember. 1228 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,240 My childhood. 1229 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:28,940 Something terrible happened in Silent Hill 17 years ago. 1230 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,180 A woman named Dahlia. 1231 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:37,260 She tried to summon the ancient god of the town. 1232 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,240 She offered up her very own daughter. 1233 01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:46,960 That's crazy. 1234 01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,260 Maybe so, but it worked. 1235 01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,700 The girl gave birth to her. 1236 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:55,980 More PJ Harvey. 1237 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,920 You see, that girl had special powers. 1238 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:05,040 Powers? 1239 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,440 Her classmates called her a witch. 1240 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,400 She could make things happen with her mind. 1241 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,420 She could kill people just by wishing for it. 1242 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:29,580 But in the end, that god was killed by a single person. 1243 01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,820 My father, Harry Mason. 1244 01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:42,000 I guess it wasn't much of a god that could be killed by a human being. 1245 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,960 But I think Claudia's trying to do the same thing again. 1246 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,000 And I've been chosen as the sacrifice. 1247 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,660 You've got some kind of power in you too. 1248 01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:10,300 After the god was killed, the girl reappeared. 1249 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,460 She was holding a baby in her arms. 1250 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:24,780 Before she died, she gave the baby to my father. 1251 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,480 For you. 1252 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:30,600 Please. 1253 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:39,360 He loved me just like I was his very own daughter. 1254 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,800 I thought it was over, but it's not. 1255 01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:47,000 Even though he didn't know who or what I was. 1256 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:56,300 It was so sudden. 1257 01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:07,420 I never had a chance 1258 01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:10,240 to tell you. 1259 01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:15,080 To tell you how happy you made me. 1260 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:34,420 Poor his head. 1261 01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:37,020 To tell you to feel joy. 1262 01:14:37,020 --> 01:14:38,860 A trip up. 1263 01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,920 I'm going to head for that Leonard guy's house. 1264 01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:54,800 You check out the hospital. 1265 01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,640 He seems to know his way around the block. 1266 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:57,920 Got the map, right? 1267 01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:58,660 How about you? 1268 01:14:59,020 --> 01:14:59,300 Yeah. 1269 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,200 He seems to know his way. 1270 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,320 Gonna be okay alone? 1271 01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:04,820 I'm not a child. 1272 01:15:04,820 --> 01:15:06,400 Thank you very much, true reflection. 1273 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:11,300 Are you sure it's not you who's afraid to be alone? 1274 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,340 You're right. 1275 01:15:17,340 --> 01:15:18,400 I am afraid. 1276 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,980 I'm 50-something years old. 1277 01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:24,980 I'm 50-something years old. 1278 01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:24,980 I'm 50-something years old. 1279 01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:26,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1280 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:27,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1281 01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:28,900 Yes. 1282 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:29,900 Yes. 1283 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:30,900 Yes. 1284 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:31,900 Yes. 1285 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:32,900 I still feel like I'm dreaming. 1286 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:33,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1287 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:33,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1288 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:33,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1289 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:33,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1290 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:34,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1291 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:34,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1292 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:35,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1293 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:35,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1294 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:36,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1295 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:37,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1296 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:38,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1297 01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:39,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1298 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:40,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1299 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:41,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1300 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:42,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1301 01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1302 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:44,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1303 01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:45,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1304 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:46,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1305 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:47,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1306 01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:48,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1307 01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:49,900 I'm 50-something years old. 1308 01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:50,900 Roger. 1309 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:56,900 The creepy town. 1310 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,900 Heather's father, a great man, sadly gone. 1311 01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:10,900 Shout out to Solid Serpent for the HD Upscaling Tips. 1312 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:15,900 That's it, Solid Serpent, who brought the news to me last night. 1313 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:21,900 And thank you very much as well to Tupo, who tipped. 1314 01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:23,900 I think after the stream had finished. 1315 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:26,900 Very kind of you. 1316 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,900 Everybody. 1317 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:38,900 Yeah. 1318 01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:59,900 And now we have the trademark Silent Hill Fog. 1319 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:00,900 Foggy Jessup. 1320 01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:00,900 And this looks familiar. 1321 01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:01,900 This motel. 1322 01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:04,900 Is this the same one from the second game as well? 1323 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,900 We were just here. 1324 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:09,900 I was just here the other day in the fucking remake. 1325 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:15,280 We were just here the other day in the fucking remake. 1326 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,020 Lovely stuff. 1327 01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:27,060 Lovely smog. 1328 01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:29,780 Beautiful ambience. 1329 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,740 A real nice area. 1330 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,880 Great moods in this particular part of the game, isn't there? 1331 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:37,920 Remember inside this office? 1332 01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:41,800 And inside the shop, there's a shop here and an office there. 1333 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:43,180 Let's have a look inside this. 1334 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:44,160 No, you can't. 1335 01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:45,660 No, you can't. 1336 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,240 Hello, chat. 1337 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:05,440 Hello, Francis. 1338 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:06,140 Says C-Mac. 1339 01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:06,980 How are you, C-Mac? 1340 01:18:08,460 --> 01:18:11,800 Chat topics. 1341 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:12,080 Chat topics. 1342 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,700 Why do people keep on saying Barry hot dog? 1343 01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:31,760 What's Barry hot dog? 1344 01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:42,580 Was that a character from... this game? Or is somebody dead called Barry Hotdog in real life? 1345 01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:52,580 Fuck. 1346 01:18:52,580 --> 01:18:54,580 *Squeak* 1347 01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:12,580 I have no fucking idea what's going on here. 1348 01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:22,580 *Squeak* 1349 01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:23,580 A map. 1350 01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:27,580 Okay, we have to get to... turn right around. 1351 01:19:27,580 --> 01:19:29,580 Back to the Bolden Alley, turn left. 1352 01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,580 Past the fucking nightclub. 1353 01:19:32,580 --> 01:19:34,580 Oh, not the hospital again. 1354 01:19:34,580 --> 01:19:36,580 *Squeak* 1355 01:19:36,580 --> 01:20:05,580 *Dramatic music* 1356 01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:07,580 Fuck! 1357 01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:35,580 *Dramatic music* 1358 01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:37,580 Oh shit. 1359 01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:39,580 *Dramatic music* 1360 01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:41,580 *Dramatic music* 1361 01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:43,580 *Dramatic music* 1362 01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:45,580 *Dramatic music* 1363 01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:47,580 *Dramatic music* 1364 01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,580 *Dramatic music* 1365 01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:51,580 *Dramatic music* 1366 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:53,580 *Dramatic music* 1367 01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:55,580 *Dramatic music* 1368 01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:57,580 *Dramatic music* 1369 01:20:57,580 --> 01:21:27,560 I'm sorry. 1370 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:57,540 I'm sorry. 1371 01:21:57,540 --> 01:22:27,520 I'm sorry. 1372 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:34,520 There's probably a map down on that level that I need to... 1373 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:41,520 Fuck. 1374 01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:50,520 Fuck. 1375 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:59,520 Fuck. 1376 01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:12,520 Oh, what? 1377 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:13,520 Fuck. 1378 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:13,520 Fuck. 1379 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:14,520 Fuck. 1380 01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:15,520 Fuck. 1381 01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,520 Fuck. 1382 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:18,520 Fuck. 1383 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:18,520 Fuck. 1384 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,520 Fuck. 1385 01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:20,520 Fuck. 1386 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,520 Fuck. 1387 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,520 Fuck. 1388 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,520 Fuck. 1389 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:25,520 Fuck. 1390 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,520 Fuck. 1391 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:27,520 Fuck. 1392 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:27,520 Fuck. 1393 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,520 Fuck. 1394 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,520 Fuck. 1395 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,520 Fuck. 1396 01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:31,520 Fuck. 1397 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:32,520 Fuck. 1398 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:33,520 Fuck. 1399 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,520 Fuck. 1400 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:35,520 Fuck. 1401 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,520 Fuck. 1402 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:37,520 Fuck. 1403 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,520 Fuck. 1404 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:38,520 Fuck. 1405 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,520 Fuck. 1406 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:40,520 Fuck. 1407 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:40,520 Fuck. 1408 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:41,520 Fuck. 1409 01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,520 Fuck. 1410 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,520 Fuck. 1411 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:43,520 Fuck. 1412 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,520 Fuck. 1413 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,520 Fuck. 1414 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:46,520 Fuck. 1415 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,520 Fuck. 1416 01:23:47,520 --> 01:24:05,040 I keep on going around the same fucking places because I'm scared to be honest. 1417 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:08,500 A little bit fucking scared. 1418 01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:10,920 It's putting me off. 1419 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,260 There's a doll on the table. 1420 01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:21,200 This day has finally come. 1421 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:21,760 That's right. 1422 01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:23,520 The day when you and I will meet. 1423 01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:25,160 Was I always thinking of you? 1424 01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:29,940 Here in this gloomy cell, I never even knew your name and face until today. 1425 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,120 But now I know. 1426 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:33,880 I know you're the one I've been waiting for. 1427 01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:35,460 Sounds like a fucking lunatic. 1428 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,380 And haven't you been waiting for me too? 1429 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,600 That's why you came to rescue me. 1430 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:42,200 How I love you, Heather. 1431 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,560 I want to give you my prized doll. 1432 01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,420 I made it to commemorate our meeting. 1433 01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:49,540 The start of this everlasting love. 1434 01:24:50,060 --> 01:24:52,980 Ah, I can already see your smiling face. 1435 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,120 Stanley Coleman. 1436 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:06,760 Can't even pick up the doll. 1437 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:08,180 She's not arsed about the doll. 1438 01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:17,480 Who knows what he's done with that fucking doll. 1439 01:25:21,620 --> 01:25:22,820 Let's get away from the doll. 1440 01:25:22,820 --> 01:25:36,480 Seems to know his way around the doll. 1441 01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:37,640 How about you? 1442 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,860 Piper Schmeck, thank you very much. 1443 01:25:40,860 --> 01:25:52,360 We could do with a map. 1444 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,680 That's what we want. 1445 01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:58,340 And I believe a map would be located within the confines of the first floor anyway. 1446 01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:05,520 I've just had a rocky start to the... 1447 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,120 Maybe it's in here. 1448 01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:08,760 Maybe it's in here. 1449 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:10,880 Yes. 1450 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,620 And that will do us. 1451 01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:14,460 We've got a lovely, lovely map. 1452 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:22,880 And why not stare into the abyss for a moment. 1453 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:22,940 Thank you. 1454 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:24,660 Thank you. 1455 01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:24,660 Thank you. 1456 01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:25,660 Thank you. 1457 01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:26,660 Thank you. 1458 01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:27,660 Thank you. 1459 01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:28,660 Thank you. 1460 01:26:28,660 --> 01:26:29,660 Thank you. 1461 01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:30,660 Thank you. 1462 01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:31,660 Thank you. 1463 01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,660 Thank you. 1464 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:33,660 Thank you. 1465 01:26:33,660 --> 01:27:03,640 I don't know. 1466 01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,640 Was he a doctor? Was he? 1467 01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:07,480 I hope this will never come to any use. 1468 01:27:07,580 --> 01:27:10,020 Maybe it's better if you never know more than anything else. 1469 01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,840 I fear the possibility of you're going away far from me. 1470 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,060 But sometimes we have to tell the truth. 1471 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,600 That's why I'm writing this before I'm lost in death and oblivion. 1472 01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:22,080 What happened back then? 1473 01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,960 That something has something to do with who you are. 1474 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:27,080 It all started 24 years ago. 1475 01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:28,680 Coming back from a vacation. 1476 01:27:29,540 --> 01:27:33,080 My wife and I found a baby on the side of the highway. 1477 01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:38,580 Since we were childless, we thanked God for letting us meet this child, this girl. 1478 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,140 We took her home. 1479 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,060 So they were fucking kidnappers. 1480 01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:45,320 Three years later, my wife died. 1481 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:50,540 And another four years later, 17 years ago, I came to Silent Hill. 1482 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:54,080 I heard the girl's pleas and took her with me. 1483 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,960 Not knowing why she wanted us to go there. 1484 01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,800 And it was there that the girl went away. 1485 01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:03,020 Not that she actually went away anywhere, nor did she die. 1486 01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:04,920 Returned to her original self. 1487 01:28:05,260 --> 01:28:06,700 That's what Dahlia Gillespie said. 1488 01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:07,780 Original self. 1489 01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:12,340 That was the young woman burned by her mother at the sacrifice to God, Alessa Gillespie. 1490 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:19,860 Half her soul escaped in those flames and went on to live in a baby. 1491 01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:22,500 In that girl of mine, of ours. 1492 01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:29,360 Seven years passed before that half a girl returned to Silent Hill and made Alessa whole again. 1493 01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:33,100 Newly strengthened, she vowed to kill God. 1494 01:28:34,620 --> 01:28:35,320 God. 1495 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:39,620 A fetus nestled into this sacrificial girl's womb. 1496 01:28:40,660 --> 01:28:42,980 Was summoned with the usual rites. 1497 01:28:43,660 --> 01:28:45,120 This was Alessa's wish. 1498 01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,840 No matter what the outcome. 1499 01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:49,140 Even if her own existence were at stake. 1500 01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,680 But that wish was not granted. 1501 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,440 My interruption meant she prayed instead for the girl's return. 1502 01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:57,340 I alone couldn't bring her back. 1503 01:28:57,820 --> 01:28:58,680 Dahlia did it. 1504 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:01,000 I only helped the birthing ceremony. 1505 01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:03,120 To bring God out of Alessa. 1506 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:07,140 The newly born God wailed once and was dead. 1507 01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:11,480 All from that girl's and possibly Alessa's conscious resistance. 1508 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,160 That's not the end of it. 1509 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,000 Fuckin' hell. 1510 01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:20,800 After God had vanished in a glow of light. 1511 01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:23,960 Alessa reappeared and gave me a baby. 1512 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:29,740 She looked a lot like that girl so long ago. 1513 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:33,360 And then Alessa was gone. 1514 01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:34,220 Dead. 1515 01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:37,720 There was nothing I could have done to help. 1516 01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:41,720 I simply clutched the baby to my chest and ran off. 1517 01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,640 The whole thing felt like a dream. 1518 01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,360 But I had proof that it wasn't. 1519 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,600 The girl was nowhere to be found. 1520 01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:53,020 And in my arms. 1521 01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:54,460 The baby. 1522 01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,580 Now, 17 years have passed. 1523 01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:01,180 Feels like only yesterday. 1524 01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:03,740 And again, it feels like a million years ago. 1525 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:09,020 I confess, I had reservations at first. 1526 01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,180 We need some mood music for this. 1527 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:27,580 I confess I had reservations. 1528 01:30:37,180 --> 01:30:41,440 I confess I had reservations at first about raising that baby. 1529 01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:42,480 Could I love her? 1530 01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:45,680 Her existence was thoroughly unexplainable. 1531 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:52,680 I thought she could be that young woman who snatched away my beloved daughter. 1532 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:57,160 That led to sadness and anger. 1533 01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:03,080 There were times when I put my hands around her tiny little throat. 1534 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:05,420 Several times. 1535 01:31:06,860 --> 01:31:09,600 I considered abandoning her. 1536 01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:14,220 That's what a terrible person I am. 1537 01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:18,620 But I decided to raise her after all. 1538 01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,880 I just couldn't seem to let her go. 1539 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:23,360 When she... 1540 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:27,080 When you look at me... 1541 01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:27,080 When you look at me... 1542 01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:28,080 When you look at me... 1543 01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:28,080 When you look at me... 1544 01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:29,080 When you look at me... 1545 01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:30,080 When you look at me... 1546 01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,080 You laugh so... 1547 01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:35,080 Even now I can't forget... 1548 01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:39,760 Can't forget about that girl! 1549 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,660 About that girl! 1550 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:49,660 That girl! 1551 01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:49,660 That girl! 1552 01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:50,580 That girl! 1553 01:31:50,580 --> 01:31:50,620 That girl! 1554 01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:50,620 That girl! 1555 01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:51,120 That girl! 1556 01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:51,620 That girl! 1557 01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:51,620 That girl! 1558 01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:52,220 That girl! 1559 01:31:52,220 --> 01:31:52,540 That girl! 1560 01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:52,620 That girl! 1561 01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:53,100 That girl! 1562 01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:54,160 But I love you! 1563 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:55,300 I have no doubts! 1564 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:59,480 That's all I ask you to believe! 1565 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:03,800 To my precious daughter Harry Mason! 1566 01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:07,680 As long as there'll be music! 1567 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,680 We've finished Dad's notebook! 1568 01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:09,900 We've finished Dad's notebook! 1569 01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:09,960 We've finished Dad's notebook! 1570 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:39,940 I'm going to get a break. 1571 01:32:39,940 --> 01:33:09,920 I'm going to get a break. 1572 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:33,380 A lock of pills in the cabinet there. Nothing of any use to me though. At this stage of the game. Pharmacy. Locked. 1573 01:33:33,380 --> 01:33:54,180 Back inside the dollhouse. Hang on. Doll gone now. Doll gone. 1574 01:33:54,180 --> 01:34:13,320 Just go and check the kitchen down. It's great having a map. When you've got a map, you're not piss balling around. You know what you're doing. 1575 01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:23,320 And that's a blocked hallway so we don't need to check that door out. Door closed. 1576 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:43,000 It's... Yeah, we need to check that corridor down there as well just in case. 1577 01:34:48,060 --> 01:34:48,920 Through here. 1578 01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:04,060 Fucking hell. It's shitty. It's a real shitty situation. We've found ourselves in there. 1579 01:35:16,220 --> 01:35:19,900 Oh god, there she is again. Look, it's the rotating doll. 1580 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:24,220 We... There are a lot of things stuck to the wall. A cookie. 1581 01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:26,680 A toothbrush. A spoon. 1582 01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:29,240 A Christmas card. A clock. 1583 01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:36,000 Whoever it was probably used glue. But why do they in the first place? 1584 01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,860 Key glue to the wall. 1585 01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:45,500 Love to take it with me but it's really stuck tight. 1586 01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:50,160 Just get that fucking pull it out or hammer it with the fucking stick or the pipe. 1587 01:35:59,940 --> 01:36:02,200 The organisation has me shut up in here. 1588 01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:04,880 They mean to break my will to make me forget about all that. 1589 01:36:06,180 --> 01:36:07,100 But I'll stay sane. 1590 01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:09,780 If... Even if they throw me in here with the loons. 1591 01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:12,640 How about if I stick this to the wall? 1592 01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:14,040 That would be worthless. 1593 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,460 You can peel it off, can't you? 1594 01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:16,300 With that junk. 1595 01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:19,940 Those nasty wenches won't stop using. 1596 01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:22,800 If a thing has no meaning, 1597 01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:25,260 there is no reason for it to exist at all. 1598 01:36:25,260 --> 01:36:27,040 Just as you exist for me. 1599 01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:30,320 But why haven't you taken my doll with you? 1600 01:36:30,820 --> 01:36:33,400 My gift must have embarrassed you. 1601 01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:34,720 How cute you are, Heather. 1602 01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:35,800 Stanley Coleman. 1603 01:36:35,800 --> 01:37:04,440 Oh, fuck. 1604 01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:16,880 What would you use to prise the fucking thing off the wall? 1605 01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:17,860 You would use something. 1606 01:37:18,060 --> 01:37:18,240 What? 1607 01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:19,740 We need to get something. 1608 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:22,000 We got something in our arsenal already. 1609 01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:22,920 No, no, we don't. 1610 01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:28,440 You'd just use the knife, wouldn't you? 1611 01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:31,960 There'd be no fucking looking around for something different. 1612 01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:33,960 Oh. 1613 01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:45,400 Elevator. 1614 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,120 It's the only way up. 1615 01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:50,140 It's the only way we've got. 1616 01:37:50,460 --> 01:37:51,580 It's the only hope we have. 1617 01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:56,040 It's the only way we've got. 1618 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:57,940 It's the only way we've got. 1619 01:37:57,940 --> 01:37:59,820 It's the only way we've got. 1620 01:37:59,820 --> 01:38:00,940 It's the only way we've got. 1621 01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:01,800 It's the only way we've got. 1622 01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:02,520 It's the only way we've got. 1623 01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:03,520 It's the only way we've got. 1624 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:04,520 It's the only way we've got. 1625 01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:05,520 It's the only way we've got. 1626 01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:06,520 It's the only way we've got. 1627 01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:07,520 It's the only way we've got. 1628 01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:08,540 It's the only way we've got. 1629 01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:09,540 It's the only way we've got. 1630 01:38:09,540 --> 01:38:10,540 It's the only way we've got. 1631 01:38:10,540 --> 01:38:11,540 It's the only way we've got. 1632 01:38:11,540 --> 01:38:12,540 It's the only way we've got. 1633 01:38:12,540 --> 01:38:13,540 It's the only way we've got. 1634 01:38:13,540 --> 01:38:14,540 It's the only way we've got. 1635 01:38:14,540 --> 01:38:15,540 It's the only way we've got. 1636 01:38:15,540 --> 01:38:16,540 It's the only way we've got. 1637 01:38:16,540 --> 01:38:17,540 It's the only way we've got. 1638 01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:18,540 It's the only way we've got. 1639 01:38:18,540 --> 01:38:19,540 It's the only way we've got. 1640 01:38:19,540 --> 01:38:20,540 It's the only way we've got. 1641 01:38:20,540 --> 01:38:21,540 It's the only way we've got. 1642 01:38:21,540 --> 01:38:22,540 It's the only way we've got. 1643 01:38:22,540 --> 01:38:23,540 It's the only way we've got. 1644 01:38:23,540 --> 01:38:24,540 It's the only way we've got. 1645 01:38:24,540 --> 01:38:25,540 It's the only way we've got. 1646 01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:26,540 It's the only way we've got. 1647 01:38:26,540 --> 01:38:27,540 It's the only way we've got. 1648 01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:28,540 It's the only way we've got. 1649 01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:29,540 It's the only way we've got. 1650 01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:30,540 It's the only way we've got. 1651 01:38:30,540 --> 01:38:31,540 It's the only way we've got. 1652 01:38:31,540 --> 01:38:32,540 It's the only way we've got. 1653 01:38:32,540 --> 01:38:33,540 It's the only way we've got. 1654 01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:34,540 It's the only way we've got. 1655 01:38:34,540 --> 01:38:35,540 It's the only way we've got. 1656 01:38:35,540 --> 01:38:36,540 It's the only way we've got. 1657 01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:53,540 Fuck this fucking idiot again. 1658 01:38:53,540 --> 01:38:59,540 You may not yet have realized your own true feelings, but you sense them unconsciously. 1659 01:38:59,540 --> 01:39:01,540 And so you're trying to get close to me. 1660 01:39:01,540 --> 01:39:02,540 That's a virtue. 1661 01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:03,540 The path to paradise. 1662 01:39:03,540 --> 01:39:04,540 If the door is locked, open it. 1663 01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:07,540 Use the password for the prison gates. 1664 01:39:07,540 --> 01:39:08,540 Doctor. 1665 01:39:08,540 --> 01:39:09,540 I've forgotten his name. 1666 01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:11,540 Anyway, that quack has it posted. 1667 01:39:11,540 --> 01:39:13,540 He should be here too. 1668 01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:16,540 I mean, four numbers would be good enough, but he kept going on. 1669 01:39:16,540 --> 01:39:18,540 Isn't it a shame I'm not there? 1670 01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:19,540 Aren't you irritated? 1671 01:39:19,540 --> 01:39:20,540 I long for you. 1672 01:39:20,540 --> 01:39:22,540 But you're so cruel. 1673 01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:23,540 I want you, Heather. 1674 01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:24,540 Stanley Coleman. 1675 01:39:28,540 --> 01:39:30,540 If you don't mind, I like Heather. 1676 01:39:30,540 --> 01:39:31,540 We've got a riddle. 1677 01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:33,540 We've got a riddle on our hands. 1678 01:39:33,540 --> 01:39:34,540 The riddler. 1679 01:39:34,540 --> 01:39:35,540 The first is larger than the second. 1680 01:39:35,540 --> 01:39:36,540 The second twice the third. 1681 01:39:36,540 --> 01:39:37,540 The third smaller than the fourth. 1682 01:39:37,540 --> 01:39:38,540 The fourth half the first. 1683 01:39:38,540 --> 01:39:39,540 Four of the numbers are not repeated. 1684 01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,540 Three are not in the top row. 1685 01:39:40,540 --> 01:39:41,540 Two are not in the right row. 1686 01:39:41,540 --> 01:39:42,540 One of the numbers is the final key. 1687 01:39:42,540 --> 01:39:49,540 I'm just going to take a little snapshot of that on the phone because it's probably going to come in handy when I reach the inevitable riddle puzzle moment of truth. 1688 01:39:49,540 --> 01:39:50,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1689 01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:50,540 Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me. 1690 01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:51,540 I would just say, I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1691 01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:52,540 Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me. 1692 01:39:52,540 --> 01:39:56,540 I would just say, I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1693 01:39:56,540 --> 01:39:57,540 Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me. 1694 01:39:57,540 --> 01:39:58,540 I would just say, I'm not going to look at the chat. 1695 01:39:58,540 --> 01:39:59,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1696 01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:02,540 Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me. 1697 01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:03,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1698 01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:04,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1699 01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:09,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1700 01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:10,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1701 01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:11,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1702 01:40:11,540 --> 01:40:16,540 Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me. 1703 01:40:16,540 --> 01:40:28,540 I would just like to encounter this and try and achieve the required outcome with my own mind. 1704 01:40:28,540 --> 01:40:51,540 Nail polish. Perfume. 1705 01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:52,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1706 01:40:52,540 --> 01:40:53,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1707 01:40:53,540 --> 01:40:54,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1708 01:40:54,540 --> 01:40:55,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1709 01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:56,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1710 01:40:56,540 --> 01:40:57,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1711 01:40:57,540 --> 01:40:58,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1712 01:40:58,540 --> 01:40:59,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1713 01:40:59,540 --> 01:41:00,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1714 01:41:00,540 --> 01:41:01,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1715 01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:02,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1716 01:41:02,540 --> 01:41:03,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1717 01:41:03,540 --> 01:41:04,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1718 01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:05,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1719 01:41:05,540 --> 01:41:06,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1720 01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1721 01:41:07,540 --> 01:41:21,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1722 01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:25,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1723 01:41:25,540 --> 01:41:30,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1724 01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:35,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1725 01:41:35,540 --> 01:41:37,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1726 01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:39,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1727 01:41:39,540 --> 01:41:41,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1728 01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:43,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1729 01:41:43,540 --> 01:41:45,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1730 01:41:45,540 --> 01:41:47,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1731 01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:49,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1732 01:41:49,540 --> 01:41:51,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1733 01:41:51,540 --> 01:41:53,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1734 01:41:53,540 --> 01:41:55,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1735 01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:57,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1736 01:41:57,540 --> 01:41:59,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1737 01:41:59,540 --> 01:42:01,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1738 01:42:01,540 --> 01:42:03,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1739 01:42:03,540 --> 01:42:05,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1740 01:42:05,540 --> 01:42:07,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1741 01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:09,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1742 01:42:09,540 --> 01:42:11,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1743 01:42:11,540 --> 01:42:13,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1744 01:42:13,540 --> 01:42:15,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1745 01:42:15,540 --> 01:42:17,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1746 01:42:17,540 --> 01:42:19,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1747 01:42:19,540 --> 01:42:21,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1748 01:42:21,540 --> 01:42:23,540 I'm not going to look at the chat there. 1749 01:42:23,540 --> 01:42:33,540 The first is larger than the second, right? 1750 01:42:33,540 --> 01:42:37,540 I don't want the solution there in the chat, but just... 1751 01:42:37,540 --> 01:42:43,540 Can you just tell me, have I all the tools necessary now with that riddle? 1752 01:42:43,540 --> 01:42:49,540 Have I everything I need from that little riddle to crack this code? 1753 01:42:49,540 --> 01:42:53,540 Or is there some other little scripture that I need to find? 1754 01:42:53,540 --> 01:42:55,540 Or have I everything there now with the little riddle there? 1755 01:42:55,540 --> 01:42:57,540 I just have to crack the code. 1756 01:42:57,540 --> 01:42:59,540 Using the power of my brain. 1757 01:42:59,540 --> 01:43:03,540 Don't be putting the codes in the fucking chat lads, please. 1758 01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:09,540 Yes, it's a number. I understand, Conrad. 1759 01:43:09,540 --> 01:43:11,540 But I mean, have I got the... 1760 01:43:11,540 --> 01:43:13,540 Have I got the... 1761 01:43:13,540 --> 01:43:17,540 Is the riddle all I need to focus on now in order to get that number? 1762 01:43:22,540 --> 01:43:27,540 Oh man, I'm not looking. I can't look because you're just spamming the fucking numbers there now. 1763 01:43:27,540 --> 01:43:30,540 Just all I wanted is a spam of a yes or a no, but I mean... 1764 01:43:32,540 --> 01:43:34,540 Yeah, okay, okay. 1765 01:43:34,540 --> 01:43:36,540 *Tonk* 1766 01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:38,540 *Tonk* 1767 01:43:38,540 --> 01:43:39,040 *Tonk* 1768 01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:39,540 *Tonk* 1769 01:43:39,540 --> 01:43:41,540 *Tonk* 1770 01:43:41,540 --> 01:43:43,540 *Tonk* 1771 01:43:43,540 --> 01:43:45,540 *Tonk* 1772 01:43:45,540 --> 01:43:47,540 *Tonk* 1773 01:43:47,540 --> 01:43:49,540 *Tonk* 1774 01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:51,540 *Tonk* 1775 01:43:51,540 --> 01:44:21,520 Thank you. 1776 01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:51,500 Thank you. 1777 01:44:51,500 --> 01:45:01,900 It's not brawn anymore. It's not fighting. It's not whipping out the pipe. It's not fucking cranking out the shotgun. This is pure mind work. 1778 01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:16,900 The creepy clown. The creepy clown. The non. The grim reaper. The werewolf. The vampire. The zombie. Wednesday Addams. The Addams family. Or the devil. 1779 01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:38,900 The first is larger than the second. The second is twice the third. The third is smaller than the fourth. The fourth is half the first. 1780 01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:53,060 Four of the numbers are not repeated. They're not repeated. So there's no repetition. It's just four different digits. 1781 01:45:55,100 --> 01:46:07,220 Three of these numbers in the code are not in the top row. Okay? So three of the numbers that we need. So one of them is in the top row. 1782 01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:25,000 Two of them are not in the right row. 1783 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:45,620 One of the numbers is the final key. One of the numbers is the final key. The first is larger than the second. The second twice the third. The third smaller than the fourth. 1784 01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:54,360 Oh my. It's a fucking head scratcher. Isn't it? It's a real head scratcher this one. I wonder. 1785 01:46:57,060 --> 01:47:01,400 This is where the game really comes into its own. It's gone into overdrive. 1786 01:47:04,820 --> 01:47:09,820 And I can't look at the chat because I know that you're fucking telling me the answer. So I mean. 1787 01:47:10,260 --> 01:47:15,880 I'd love to be able to interface with you and you know. Just even just to chat about how. 1788 01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:19,420 Obscene this riddle is. 1789 01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,660 I'd love to be able to have the crack. 1790 01:47:23,780 --> 01:47:26,040 But unfortunately I can't because of bad actors. 1791 01:47:30,420 --> 01:47:33,300 I can see just in the corner of the eye there. Somebody has. 1792 01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:35,660 Put my name in there. 1793 01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:39,360 I can't look. I daren't look. 1794 01:47:42,020 --> 01:47:42,720 Daren't look. 1795 01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:44,340 Nope. 1796 01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:47,900 Because to look. 1797 01:47:52,460 --> 01:47:53,540 Would ruin everything. 1798 01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:56,300 The second. The first is larger than the second. 1799 01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:56,720 Okay. 1800 01:47:57,620 --> 01:47:58,660 The first number. 1801 01:48:00,060 --> 01:48:03,320 The first number we press is larger than the second. 1802 01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:06,380 Okay. 1803 01:48:10,300 --> 01:48:12,820 The second number is twice the third. 1804 01:48:14,020 --> 01:48:15,420 So think about that right. 1805 01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:17,840 If it's twice the third number. 1806 01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:19,200 Okay. 1807 01:48:19,300 --> 01:48:20,060 So what's the third number? 1808 01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:22,760 The third is smaller than the fourth number. 1809 01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:25,020 The fourth number is half the first. 1810 01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:28,240 We've got to think about halves there. 1811 01:48:28,340 --> 01:48:30,200 What's, you know, half of eight is four. 1812 01:48:31,460 --> 01:48:33,200 Half of nine, you can't. 1813 01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:38,840 Half of eight is four. 1814 01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:39,940 Half of six is three. 1815 01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:41,880 Half of two is one. 1816 01:48:43,780 --> 01:48:44,200 Okay. 1817 01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,160 The first is larger than the second. 1818 01:48:58,160 --> 01:48:59,900 The second is twice the third. 1819 01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:07,280 Four of the numbers are not repeated. 1820 01:49:11,780 --> 01:49:13,300 Three are not in the top row. 1821 01:49:15,420 --> 01:49:17,040 Three are not in the top row. 1822 01:49:18,900 --> 01:49:19,380 Just one. 1823 01:49:19,480 --> 01:49:21,140 I mean, you're, you're probably listening. 1824 01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:22,380 What's he on about? 1825 01:49:22,460 --> 01:49:23,420 But I mean, look at this. 1826 01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:24,100 I'll just give it. 1827 01:49:24,140 --> 01:49:27,340 I'll give you a graphical representation of what we're dealing with here. 1828 01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:30,940 The first is larger than the second. 1829 01:49:31,060 --> 01:49:32,420 The second is twice the third. 1830 01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:34,460 The third is smaller than the fourth. 1831 01:49:34,580 --> 01:49:36,480 The fourth is half the first. 1832 01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:41,580 And then we're given these clues here. 1833 01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:43,180 Four of the numbers are not repeated. 1834 01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:44,820 Three are not in the top row. 1835 01:49:46,540 --> 01:49:47,520 Two of them are not. 1836 01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:49,360 So there's a top row and there's a right row. 1837 01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:51,000 And three of the numbers 1838 01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:54,420 in the four number plot 1839 01:49:54,420 --> 01:49:55,960 are not in the top. 1840 01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,400 But one of them is. 1841 01:49:58,660 --> 01:49:59,720 And two of the numbers 1842 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:02,580 in the, in the four number plot 1843 01:50:02,580 --> 01:50:06,160 don't appear in that right hand side. 1844 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,200 You're talking three, six and nine. 1845 01:50:11,260 --> 01:50:13,900 Two of them are not in that. 1846 01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:17,840 So we need a fucking sketch pad 1847 01:50:17,840 --> 01:50:19,420 so I can start eliminating. 1848 01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:20,480 Hmm? 1849 01:50:20,480 --> 01:50:20,580 Hmm? 1850 01:50:20,580 --> 01:50:36,720 I'm not, I'd love to be able to just 1851 01:50:36,720 --> 01:50:38,280 look at the chat there. 1852 01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:38,860 I really would. 1853 01:50:38,940 --> 01:50:40,440 This is one of those moments where 1854 01:50:40,440 --> 01:50:43,580 I'm, I'm, I'm really stuck 1855 01:50:43,580 --> 01:50:44,860 on my own here. 1856 01:50:49,580 --> 01:50:51,900 I think I need to get a pen and a pencil 1857 01:50:51,900 --> 01:50:54,700 or pencil and a pad or a pen and a pad. 1858 01:50:58,580 --> 01:50:58,760 Ah. 1859 01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:13,020 I wonder if I get the 1860 01:51:13,020 --> 01:51:15,500 notepad app 1861 01:51:15,500 --> 01:51:17,160 up on the screen there. 1862 01:51:18,580 --> 01:51:19,660 Notepad. 1863 01:51:21,860 --> 01:51:23,740 I could, I could workshop it 1864 01:51:23,740 --> 01:51:24,600 in front of you. 1865 01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:25,880 Handheld gaming devices. 1866 01:51:26,440 --> 01:51:27,040 Game boy. 1867 01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,300 Thank you very much there game boy. 1868 01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:31,960 You don't have all the clues. 1869 01:51:32,140 --> 01:51:32,460 Okay. 1870 01:51:32,560 --> 01:51:33,840 So I don't have all the clues. 1871 01:51:35,780 --> 01:51:37,280 So we'll leave that there folks. 1872 01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:39,940 Somebody's telling me there 1873 01:51:39,940 --> 01:51:41,120 I don't have all the clues. 1874 01:51:41,420 --> 01:51:42,820 But somebody there in the chat 1875 01:51:42,820 --> 01:51:43,860 early on said I did. 1876 01:51:45,580 --> 01:51:52,980 Look, we'll come back to that later, yeah? 1877 01:51:53,980 --> 01:51:56,720 Now I'm, I'm scared to look at the chat again 1878 01:51:56,720 --> 01:52:01,140 just in case you're gonna fucking blow the surprise. 1879 01:52:01,140 --> 01:52:17,120 Let's go back to the room with the key on the board. 1880 01:52:17,260 --> 01:52:19,440 Maybe something, that perfume bottle or something 1881 01:52:19,440 --> 01:52:22,340 will have some bearing on that. 1882 01:52:22,340 --> 01:52:35,820 Georgia Rose. 1883 01:52:35,900 --> 01:52:36,740 Thank you very much. 1884 01:52:37,140 --> 01:52:37,460 Oh. 1885 01:52:37,820 --> 01:52:39,900 Now Georgia Rose saying you have the clues. 1886 01:52:39,980 --> 01:52:40,460 Don't listen. 1887 01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:44,560 Don't listen. 1888 01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:46,560 I will, I won't listen. 1889 01:52:46,840 --> 01:52:47,920 But I've already, it's too late. 1890 01:52:47,980 --> 01:52:48,320 I've listened. 1891 01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:49,660 Somebody's took the fucking thing around. 1892 01:52:50,180 --> 01:52:50,800 Let's have a look now. 1893 01:52:50,860 --> 01:52:53,760 See if we can utilize our pickups on this piece. 1894 01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:03,620 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1895 01:53:03,620 --> 01:53:05,620 Oh my god, fucking... 1896 01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:36,420 That's the stairwell key there to that. No. 1897 01:53:37,420 --> 01:53:43,420 Well now that I know that I have all the clues, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna break that code. 1898 01:53:44,420 --> 01:53:47,420 I'm gonna show everyone how good my brain works. 1899 01:53:49,420 --> 01:53:55,420 I just would like... something like that now, it's handier for me to have a visual representation of what's going on, 1900 01:53:55,420 --> 01:54:02,420 and that's why I would like to have the pen and pad handy, but I don't have a pen and pad... I have a pad handy. 1901 01:54:02,420 --> 01:54:06,420 I can't think of if I've got a fucking pen... 1902 01:54:07,420 --> 01:54:10,420 in the gaff... anywhere. 1903 01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:23,420 Really looking forward to showing you folks how good my brain works when I put my brain to it. 1904 01:54:25,420 --> 01:54:28,420 I think I'm gonna have a brute force goal at first, just to see. 1905 01:54:29,420 --> 01:54:31,420 But it's gonna be an educated brute force goal. 1906 01:54:41,420 --> 01:54:45,420 If four of the numbers are not repeated, three are not in the top row. 1907 01:54:45,420 --> 01:54:46,420 Okay? 1908 01:54:46,420 --> 01:54:47,420 Huh? 1909 01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:49,420 Three are not in the top row. 1910 01:54:49,420 --> 01:54:50,420 Four of the numbers. 1911 01:54:50,420 --> 01:54:52,420 So one of the numbers is... 1912 01:54:52,420 --> 01:54:54,420 So let's just say... 1913 01:54:54,420 --> 01:54:56,420 Let's just say, for argument's sake, two. 1914 01:54:59,420 --> 01:55:00,420 The first is larger than the second. 1915 01:55:00,420 --> 01:55:00,420 Okay? 1916 01:55:00,420 --> 01:55:01,420 The first is larger than the second. 1917 01:55:01,420 --> 01:55:02,420 Okay? 1918 01:55:02,420 --> 01:55:03,420 So the first is larger than the second. 1919 01:55:03,420 --> 01:55:04,420 Yeah? 1920 01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:09,420 Let's, for argument's sake, say five. 1921 01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:10,420 Okay? 1922 01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:15,420 The second is twice the third. 1923 01:55:15,420 --> 01:55:16,420 Let's say six. 1924 01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:17,420 Yeah? 1925 01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:18,420 The third is smaller than the fourth. 1926 01:55:18,420 --> 01:55:19,420 Let's say three. 1927 01:55:19,420 --> 01:55:20,420 That wouldn't make sense because... 1928 01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:21,420 Oh no. 1929 01:55:21,420 --> 01:55:22,420 Yeah? 1930 01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:23,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1931 01:55:23,420 --> 01:55:24,420 Yeah? 1932 01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:25,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1933 01:55:25,420 --> 01:55:26,420 Yeah? 1934 01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:27,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1935 01:55:27,420 --> 01:55:28,420 Yeah? 1936 01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:29,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1937 01:55:29,420 --> 01:55:30,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1938 01:55:30,420 --> 01:55:31,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1939 01:55:31,420 --> 01:55:32,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1940 01:55:32,420 --> 01:55:33,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1941 01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:34,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1942 01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:35,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1943 01:55:35,420 --> 01:55:36,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1944 01:55:36,420 --> 01:55:37,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1945 01:55:37,420 --> 01:55:38,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1946 01:55:38,420 --> 01:55:39,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1947 01:55:39,420 --> 01:55:40,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1948 01:55:40,420 --> 01:55:41,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1949 01:55:41,420 --> 01:55:42,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1950 01:55:42,420 --> 01:55:43,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1951 01:55:43,420 --> 01:55:44,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1952 01:55:44,420 --> 01:55:45,420 No, it wouldn't make sense. 1953 01:55:45,420 --> 01:55:48,420 Because two are not in the right row. 1954 01:55:48,420 --> 01:55:51,420 Two of them are not in the right row. 1955 01:55:51,420 --> 01:55:52,420 But that's... 1956 01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:53,420 No, that's right. 1957 01:55:53,420 --> 01:55:54,420 That's right. 1958 01:55:54,420 --> 01:55:55,420 Yeah. 1959 01:55:55,420 --> 01:55:56,420 So then, final... 1960 01:55:56,420 --> 01:56:00,420 It must be then the fourth number is half the first. 1961 01:56:00,420 --> 01:56:03,420 But that's half five. 1962 01:56:03,420 --> 01:56:05,420 So you can't do that. 1963 01:56:05,420 --> 01:56:08,420 No, the first... 1964 01:56:08,420 --> 01:56:10,420 What one did I press is first. 1965 01:56:10,420 --> 01:56:12,420 Did I press five first? 1966 01:56:12,420 --> 01:56:14,420 Let's just press... 1967 01:56:14,420 --> 01:56:17,420 Let's cancel that and start again. 1968 01:56:17,420 --> 01:56:19,420 Okay, nothing's happening. 1969 01:56:19,420 --> 01:56:23,420 I think you just have to press them in the right order and then you're in. 1970 01:56:23,420 --> 01:56:26,420 It doesn't tell you that you're shit if you've got it wrong. 1971 01:56:26,420 --> 01:56:29,420 You just have to put them all in the right order. 1972 01:56:29,420 --> 01:56:32,420 So let's go again here. 1973 01:56:32,420 --> 01:56:35,420 The first is larger than the second. 1974 01:56:35,420 --> 01:56:39,420 Okay, let's go with four. 1975 01:56:39,420 --> 01:56:41,420 Let's just say four. 1976 01:56:41,420 --> 01:56:46,420 Let's say four. 1977 01:56:46,420 --> 01:57:01,420 The second is twice the third. 1978 01:57:01,420 --> 01:57:03,420 Six. 1979 01:57:03,420 --> 01:57:10,420 The third is smaller than the fourth. 1980 01:57:10,420 --> 01:57:11,420 The fourth. 1981 01:57:11,420 --> 01:57:11,420 The fourth. 1982 01:57:11,420 --> 01:57:12,420 The fourth. 1983 01:57:12,420 --> 01:57:13,420 The fourth. 1984 01:57:13,420 --> 01:57:17,420 The fourth. 1985 01:57:17,420 --> 01:57:38,460 that's not gonna work that's not gonna work if the third is fucking hell 1986 01:57:40,560 --> 01:57:45,160 let's just say three i mean i spread this is all wrong the fourth is half the first though 1987 01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:56,380 i wouldn't be there's only there's only one of these appears in the whole code and it says two of them 1988 01:57:56,380 --> 01:58:03,820 are not in the right row two are not in the right row two of them are not in the right row two numbers 1989 01:58:03,820 --> 01:58:08,660 that appear not in the right row so does that mean the two of them are in the right row 1990 01:58:08,660 --> 01:58:17,800 and by process of elimination one of those two has to be three so let's think about that for a moment 1991 01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:24,980 if one of the numbers in the code is one of these right 1992 01:58:24,980 --> 01:58:38,000 then that could be the that could be three and if two of the numbers are not in this 1993 01:58:38,000 --> 01:58:43,240 then that leaves only these four 1994 01:58:43,240 --> 01:58:49,820 okay that leaves only these four 1995 01:58:49,820 --> 01:59:09,480 and if the fourth if the final number is half the first that would mean 1996 01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:37,700 that we're talking either four or three is the final number so let's say eight 1997 01:59:37,700 --> 01:59:56,360 six six six three four 1998 01:59:56,360 --> 01:59:58,360 *Tonk* 1999 01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:00,360 *Tonk* 2000 02:00:00,360 --> 02:00:02,360 *Tonk* 2001 02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:07,360 *Otherton City beat* 2002 02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:09,360 *Otherton City beat* 2003 02:00:09,360 --> 02:00:11,360 *Otherton City beat* 2004 02:00:11,360 --> 02:00:19,960 Everybody, everybody rock your body right. 2005 02:00:21,720 --> 02:00:24,140 Backstreet, back, all right. 2006 02:00:24,140 --> 02:00:54,120 Backstreet, back, all right. 2007 02:00:54,120 --> 02:01:24,100 Backstreet, back, all right. 2008 02:01:24,100 --> 02:01:25,560 Yeah! 2009 02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:26,100 Yeah! 2010 02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:28,100 Yeah! 2011 02:01:28,100 --> 02:01:30,100 Yeah! 2012 02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100 Yeah! 2013 02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100 Yeah! 2014 02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100 Yeah! 2015 02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100 Yeah! 2016 02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:32,100 Yeah! 2017 02:01:32,100 --> 02:01:32,100 Yeah! 2018 02:01:32,100 --> 02:01:34,100 Yeah! 2019 02:01:34,100 --> 02:01:36,100 Yeah! 2020 02:01:36,100 --> 02:01:38,100 Yeah! 2021 02:01:38,100 --> 02:01:39,100 Yeah! 2022 02:01:39,100 --> 02:01:40,100 Yeah! 2023 02:01:40,100 --> 02:01:42,100 Yeah! 2024 02:01:42,100 --> 02:01:44,100 Yeah! 2025 02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:46,100 Yeah! 2026 02:01:46,100 --> 02:01:48,100 Yeah! 2027 02:01:48,100 --> 02:01:50,100 Yeah! 2028 02:01:50,100 --> 02:01:52,100 Yeah! 2029 02:01:52,100 --> 02:01:54,100 Yeah! 2030 02:01:54,100 --> 02:01:56,100 Yeah! 2031 02:01:56,100 --> 02:01:58,100 Yeah! 2032 02:01:58,100 --> 02:02:15,760 Did, uh, I wonder, did anybody write that code in the chat? And if you did, you didn't get me. 2033 02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:25,440 I'm glad I didn't see that. Can look at the chat again. Let's have a look. I'm going to scroll back there. 2034 02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:42,820 Your rhetoric will smother you. Thank you very much, Georgia Rose, who simply says raw brain power. 2035 02:02:48,460 --> 02:02:53,940 Just goes to show you that if you keep thinking about stuff, you'll find a way. 2036 02:02:53,940 --> 02:03:08,280 Do you know what? That's, that's encouraged me now to increase the riddle level. I wonder, can you increase the riddle level mid-game? 2037 02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:33,160 No, you can't. You can only, you can only do that at the very beginning of the game. 2038 02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:39,960 International. Thank you very much. Welcome aboard, Francis. Thank you very much, Mensa. 2039 02:03:42,160 --> 02:03:45,020 You should do puzzles in the paper more often. It would help. 2040 02:03:45,860 --> 02:03:49,760 Dara Darmody says, this game is too easy for you. Thank you very much for the tip. 2041 02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:58,640 You can solve it. I just want to scroll as well, just to see if anyone says he's stupid. 2042 02:03:58,860 --> 02:04:01,340 You know, anyone was putting it out there that I was stupid. 2043 02:04:03,280 --> 02:04:05,400 Just going to check there. I'm going back. 2044 02:04:05,400 --> 02:04:31,380 No, nobody told us, nobody said the exact number. 2045 02:04:31,380 --> 02:04:34,560 Thank you very much, Hanley, man. 2046 02:04:37,160 --> 02:04:42,580 Work out all the possible numbers that people were telling me that people were telling me how to figure it out. 2047 02:04:42,640 --> 02:04:45,400 They weren't telling me what the number was. 2048 02:04:47,000 --> 02:04:50,220 Keep going. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Brilliant. 2049 02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:52,600 Now I've got to the bit where I've done it. 2050 02:04:54,040 --> 02:04:59,000 Great stuff. Brilliant. Lots of encouragement there. Brilliant. Thank you very much for the encouragement. 2051 02:05:01,300 --> 02:05:02,020 Great stuff. 2052 02:05:03,340 --> 02:05:04,380 Computer games. 2053 02:05:05,220 --> 02:05:06,840 Matty C. Thank you very much. 2054 02:05:06,840 --> 02:05:08,460 And how gaming devices. Gameboy. 2055 02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:16,040 I can't see, um... 2056 02:05:16,040 --> 02:05:21,040 I can't see any spoilers. 2057 02:05:21,900 --> 02:05:22,900 But then again, I've... 2058 02:05:22,900 --> 02:05:24,520 This is the short-term memory. 2059 02:05:24,620 --> 02:05:27,420 I've forgotten what the actual code was when I just worked out there. 2060 02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:32,100 Thank you very much. 2061 02:05:33,100 --> 02:05:34,600 Bambi. Matty C. 2062 02:05:34,940 --> 02:05:35,680 And Bambi. 2063 02:05:39,440 --> 02:05:40,760 Higgins isn't simple. 2064 02:05:40,760 --> 02:06:01,620 I'm feeling very, very good now. 2065 02:06:01,700 --> 02:06:07,880 And I'm going to take a bash to this poor soul's head in celebration. 2066 02:06:08,480 --> 02:06:10,440 We'll do a quick save before that. 2067 02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:15,860 And whip out the steel. 2068 02:06:16,440 --> 02:06:22,100 Which is going to come very handy against this monstrous nurse. 2069 02:06:23,140 --> 02:06:23,760 Thank you very much. 2070 02:06:23,840 --> 02:06:25,120 A clone named Gibso. 2071 02:06:25,620 --> 02:06:27,460 Sounds of the inventory menu. 2072 02:06:29,160 --> 02:06:31,220 Sound like your boom time song. 2073 02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:32,140 Did you sample them? 2074 02:06:32,680 --> 02:06:34,520 I didn't, but they're very sample-able. 2075 02:06:34,960 --> 02:06:35,820 I must say. 2076 02:06:36,200 --> 02:06:37,480 I really like the sounds. 2077 02:06:37,740 --> 02:06:38,380 And it has to... 2078 02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:45,340 I have to extend that sentiment to many other Konami titles. 2079 02:06:46,340 --> 02:06:49,380 There's something about this and the titles. 2080 02:06:50,300 --> 02:06:50,720 Oh, fuck. 2081 02:06:50,760 --> 02:06:51,420 She's got a gun. 2082 02:06:51,420 --> 02:07:03,940 Love that. 2083 02:07:04,160 --> 02:07:04,880 Love that. 2084 02:07:09,160 --> 02:07:11,360 There's something about the Konami titles. 2085 02:07:11,920 --> 02:07:16,760 I think maybe Pro Evolution Soccer Series. 2086 02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:20,760 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. 2087 02:07:21,420 --> 02:07:22,280 1 to 6. 2088 02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:24,900 On PlayStation 2. 2089 02:07:26,400 --> 02:07:26,920 Their title... 2090 02:07:27,840 --> 02:07:29,260 These titles, you know... 2091 02:07:29,260 --> 02:07:30,720 They look basic. 2092 02:07:31,200 --> 02:07:31,940 And they are. 2093 02:07:32,180 --> 02:07:32,820 In a way. 2094 02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:35,080 But they sound great. 2095 02:07:36,140 --> 02:07:36,420 You know? 2096 02:07:36,840 --> 02:07:36,960 Oh. 2097 02:07:37,840 --> 02:07:38,020 Oh. 2098 02:07:38,480 --> 02:07:38,740 Oh. 2099 02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:40,180 Oh. 2100 02:07:40,180 --> 02:07:40,560 Oh. 2101 02:07:40,560 --> 02:07:40,880 Oh. 2102 02:07:40,880 --> 02:07:40,940 Oh. 2103 02:07:43,940 --> 02:07:59,280 But it's deceptively basic in Pro Evolution because there's a lot of depth to the customization. 2104 02:08:00,560 --> 02:08:01,880 And the bits and pieces you could be doing. 2105 02:08:01,880 --> 02:08:04,640 Years ago, I was Chinese. 2106 02:08:05,700 --> 02:08:07,700 Thank you very much there, Francis Riddler. 2107 02:08:08,080 --> 02:08:09,420 There's a medical record here. 2108 02:08:09,500 --> 02:08:10,720 Could this be for the dead guy? 2109 02:08:11,560 --> 02:08:11,920 Great. 2110 02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:13,340 Another riddle, is it? 2111 02:08:13,340 --> 02:08:14,560 Bring it on. 2112 02:08:14,680 --> 02:08:15,560 Background unknown. 2113 02:08:15,720 --> 02:08:16,660 Name, age unknown. 2114 02:08:16,900 --> 02:08:18,040 Not admitted patient. 2115 02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:19,940 Found in poor mental state. 2116 02:08:20,260 --> 02:08:21,420 On hospital grounds. 2117 02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:27,320 And temporarily installed in the room M4 chief's discretion. 2118 02:08:28,080 --> 02:08:34,560 Died late tonight from blood loss due to severed carotid artery. 2119 02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:37,960 Was grasping own kitchen knife in right hand. 2120 02:08:38,360 --> 02:08:40,960 Assume this was cause of neck wound. 2121 02:08:41,100 --> 02:08:42,100 This was cause of neck wound. 2122 02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:45,320 Possible suicide. 2123 02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:45,840 Possible suicide. 2124 02:08:46,660 --> 02:08:48,720 We also know there are no unknowns. 2125 02:08:48,820 --> 02:08:51,540 There is to say there are some things we do not know. 2126 02:08:52,100 --> 02:08:52,940 Thank you very much. 2127 02:08:53,020 --> 02:08:54,400 How are you? 2128 02:08:55,020 --> 02:08:55,720 To Chanel. 2129 02:08:56,560 --> 02:08:58,300 Courtesy of Fox Mulder there. 2130 02:08:58,580 --> 02:09:00,200 How are you? 2131 02:09:00,440 --> 02:09:00,920 Chanel. 2132 02:09:02,080 --> 02:09:10,860 but wound angle suspicious sent to second floor treatment room for further investigation, 2133 02:09:10,860 --> 02:09:19,420 have received no proof or corroboration of events or event from patient residing in same room, 2134 02:09:20,440 --> 02:09:22,860 have not notified police. 2135 02:09:23,500 --> 02:09:30,620 However, for future necessity, leave Vike Times bed and Efeektes intact. 2136 02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:32,900 Room M4. 2137 02:09:36,360 --> 02:09:38,820 And look at that old foot. 2138 02:09:38,820 --> 02:09:42,560 And an arm, it's got a tat on it as well. 2139 02:09:42,660 --> 02:09:45,320 That looks like the arm of Pyramid Book. 2140 02:09:47,820 --> 02:09:49,400 Start my key. 2141 02:09:50,060 --> 02:09:51,640 Start time my key. 2142 02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:53,840 Oh, the start time is my key. 2143 02:09:54,980 --> 02:09:56,860 The start time is my key. 2144 02:10:01,720 --> 02:10:04,300 The start time is my key. 2145 02:10:08,720 --> 02:10:11,820 The start time is my key. 2146 02:10:15,060 --> 02:10:16,420 Maybe use that one. 2147 02:10:16,420 --> 02:10:41,420 Sorry there, I'm just going to increase the size of the fucking save state box so I can easily... 2148 02:10:41,420 --> 02:10:43,960 There we go. 2149 02:10:43,960 --> 02:10:54,440 Looking forward to battering the head off this one here. 2150 02:10:55,720 --> 02:10:57,920 Might even give her the old runaround first. 2151 02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:01,780 And then go like this. 2152 02:11:02,300 --> 02:11:02,980 Fuck yeah. 2153 02:11:02,980 --> 02:11:16,700 And then lovely stuff. 2154 02:11:21,220 --> 02:11:22,140 Katana. 2155 02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:30,580 It's just something about the blunt thud of the steel pipe that feels really, really satisfying. 2156 02:11:31,000 --> 02:11:36,760 I'm wondering whether, would I get that feeling from the Slashingtons world of adventures with the Katana. 2157 02:11:37,180 --> 02:11:38,180 I don't think so. 2158 02:11:40,340 --> 02:11:41,880 It's time for Katana. 2159 02:11:42,300 --> 02:11:43,720 Right here, right now. 2160 02:11:50,520 --> 02:11:54,280 What about that? The mall. Would the mall take a load of them out in one go? 2161 02:11:59,020 --> 02:12:00,180 Let's have a go at the mall. 2162 02:12:00,180 --> 02:12:07,240 The mall's rubbish. 2163 02:12:13,940 --> 02:12:14,220 Rubbish. 2164 02:12:22,360 --> 02:12:23,760 I wonder what that's like. 2165 02:12:24,100 --> 02:12:24,740 Stone gun. 2166 02:12:25,120 --> 02:12:26,620 In one, would that take a... 2167 02:12:26,620 --> 02:12:28,740 Touch them though, it's very short range. 2168 02:12:29,680 --> 02:12:31,720 It has to touch them, it's short range. 2169 02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:33,520 Nah, it's Katana or a bust. 2170 02:12:38,460 --> 02:12:39,140 Oh yeah. 2171 02:12:43,420 --> 02:12:44,080 That's it. 2172 02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:44,080 That's it. 2173 02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:44,080 That's it. 2174 02:13:08,540 --> 02:13:09,380 Fuck, man. 2175 02:13:20,900 --> 02:13:22,240 And you. 2176 02:13:23,140 --> 02:13:23,880 And you. 2177 02:13:31,220 --> 02:13:33,400 All that for a fucking medicine box. 2178 02:13:33,400 --> 02:14:03,380 All that for a fucking medicine box. 2179 02:14:03,380 --> 02:14:06,380 A clone named Gibson. 2180 02:14:06,540 --> 02:14:08,320 Thank you very much for the sounds of the inventory. 2181 02:14:08,440 --> 02:14:09,160 Oh, yeah, I read it already. 2182 02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:10,620 It sounds like the Boom Time song. 2183 02:14:10,760 --> 02:14:12,680 I haven't heard that song in a long time. 2184 02:14:12,760 --> 02:14:13,600 I can't even remember. 2185 02:14:14,160 --> 02:14:15,740 All I remember is the sample from. 2186 02:14:16,180 --> 02:14:17,460 In the Boom Time! 2187 02:14:22,340 --> 02:14:24,660 I think that was just a garage band. 2188 02:14:25,500 --> 02:14:27,680 That was a garage band keyboard. 2189 02:14:29,900 --> 02:14:31,120 Is what that was. 2190 02:14:31,780 --> 02:14:34,900 We need to read the fucking notebook from your man again, is it? 2191 02:14:35,760 --> 02:14:38,080 Hopefully he'll give us the code to the briefcase. 2192 02:14:39,180 --> 02:14:41,640 There was a tattooed guy on that rumpled bed. 2193 02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:42,720 Not anymore, though. 2194 02:14:43,140 --> 02:14:45,360 That alarm clock and filthy bag are his. 2195 02:14:45,960 --> 02:14:47,040 But don't misunderstand. 2196 02:14:47,640 --> 02:14:48,020 I have. 2197 02:14:48,760 --> 02:14:49,920 I haven't done a thing. 2198 02:14:50,020 --> 02:14:50,780 I didn't hate him. 2199 02:14:51,260 --> 02:14:52,140 Though he was a liar. 2200 02:14:53,700 --> 02:14:55,400 Shall I write something of my own? 2201 02:14:55,660 --> 02:14:56,680 On my chest. 2202 02:14:58,680 --> 02:14:59,640 With Thomas. 2203 02:14:59,880 --> 02:15:03,140 Since I can't cut it open to show you my heart. 2204 02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:04,040 I love Heather. 2205 02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:06,880 No, something a bit more forceful. 2206 02:15:07,020 --> 02:15:09,420 I love Heather isn't enough for what I feel. 2207 02:15:10,380 --> 02:15:12,700 What tender emotion this image brings. 2208 02:15:13,560 --> 02:15:14,300 Stanley Coleman. 2209 02:15:21,460 --> 02:15:22,460 Stanley Kubrick. 2210 02:15:32,140 --> 02:15:33,760 That's a briefcase. 2211 02:15:33,820 --> 02:15:34,540 That's something. 2212 02:15:35,060 --> 02:15:36,780 The attaché case is locked. 2213 02:15:38,240 --> 02:15:41,720 We don't have the numbers to crunch at the moment. 2214 02:15:43,400 --> 02:15:44,360 But we will do. 2215 02:15:46,240 --> 02:15:46,960 That's a given. 2216 02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:50,620 We just need to go into this next room down here. 2217 02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:51,320 M6. 2218 02:15:52,720 --> 02:15:53,820 Before we backtrack. 2219 02:15:55,720 --> 02:15:56,600 Backtrack and sack. 2220 02:15:56,600 --> 02:16:04,740 And would that be the. 2221 02:16:04,820 --> 02:16:05,860 Would that be the. 2222 02:16:06,860 --> 02:16:07,600 Answer there. 2223 02:16:08,320 --> 02:16:09,840 The time is my key. 2224 02:16:10,020 --> 02:16:10,780 That is Steve Jennings. 2225 02:16:10,880 --> 02:16:12,260 Would that be the answer that you're giving me? 2226 02:16:15,100 --> 02:16:16,020 I hope it isn't. 2227 02:16:16,280 --> 02:16:17,540 The time is my key. 2228 02:16:17,860 --> 02:16:18,140 Ah. 2229 02:16:18,340 --> 02:16:18,640 Fucking. 2230 02:16:18,720 --> 02:16:19,720 You're telling me the exact. 2231 02:16:19,900 --> 02:16:20,100 Yeah. 2232 02:16:20,780 --> 02:16:21,660 Just need to focus. 2233 02:16:21,780 --> 02:16:22,000 You know. 2234 02:16:22,080 --> 02:16:22,780 Just need to focus. 2235 02:16:22,780 --> 02:16:24,640 I mean. 2236 02:16:25,700 --> 02:16:27,340 They're telling you right away. 2237 02:16:27,460 --> 02:16:28,340 That there's an alarm clock. 2238 02:16:28,400 --> 02:16:29,240 When you go and it's ringing. 2239 02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:30,000 And I'm just. 2240 02:16:30,500 --> 02:16:31,660 I'm talking shite. 2241 02:16:31,720 --> 02:16:33,140 While I'm not paying attention. 2242 02:16:33,140 --> 02:16:34,360 To what's going on here. 2243 02:16:34,360 --> 02:17:00,340 Maybe 20. 2244 02:17:00,340 --> 02:17:00,440 20. 2245 02:17:00,440 --> 02:17:00,440 20. 2246 02:17:00,440 --> 02:17:05,140 Maybe. 2247 02:17:05,140 --> 02:17:05,680 Maybe 2. 2248 02:17:06,740 --> 02:17:08,100 21. 2249 02:17:12,100 --> 02:17:13,300 Oh. 2250 02:17:21,500 --> 02:17:23,080 It's 2. 2251 02:17:23,300 --> 02:17:25,020 Fucking 22. 2252 02:17:25,320 --> 02:17:25,560 Maybe. 2253 02:17:27,080 --> 02:17:27,960 Yeah. 2254 02:17:27,960 --> 02:17:28,020 Yeah. 2255 02:17:28,020 --> 02:17:40,620 That's not my work though. 2256 02:17:40,700 --> 02:17:41,060 That's. 2257 02:17:41,660 --> 02:17:42,880 I'll credit to Steve. 2258 02:17:46,620 --> 02:17:47,360 Thanks Steve. 2259 02:17:47,360 --> 02:17:47,360 Thanks Steve. 2260 02:17:55,360 --> 02:17:59,460 What did I just get there? 2261 02:17:59,480 --> 02:17:59,900 A camera. 2262 02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:02,500 Now what am I meant to photograph with that camera? 2263 02:18:16,220 --> 02:18:17,520 What about that key? 2264 02:18:17,580 --> 02:18:19,240 We've got a staircase key as well. 2265 02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:23,480 I'm willing to bet now that we use our staircase key. 2266 02:18:24,620 --> 02:18:26,360 Before we use our camera. 2267 02:18:33,040 --> 02:18:33,540 Yep. 2268 02:18:33,540 --> 02:18:35,540 *Sigh* 2269 02:18:35,540 --> 02:18:37,540 *Sigh* 2270 02:18:37,540 --> 02:19:07,520 I'm sorry. 2271 02:19:07,520 --> 02:19:21,340 Let's go down. Let's go basement. 2272 02:19:21,340 --> 02:19:46,000 What the fuck is that look? A wheelchair with a creaky wheel. 2273 02:19:46,000 --> 02:20:15,980 What the fuck is that look? A wheelchair with a creaky wheel. 2274 02:20:15,980 --> 02:20:37,820 Blood bag. 2275 02:20:40,460 --> 02:20:44,580 Streaks of blood as if something got dragged are continuing onto the back of the shelf. 2276 02:20:44,580 --> 02:20:58,980 Oh, that's fucking oozy, is it? Get in there. 2277 02:20:58,980 --> 02:21:28,960 Thank you. 2278 02:21:28,960 --> 02:21:39,820 Let's see what this is again once more in here. 2279 02:21:39,820 --> 02:21:43,960 I just want to... 2280 02:21:43,960 --> 02:21:57,960 Your rhetoric will flutter you. 2281 02:21:57,960 --> 02:21:58,780 That scared me there. 2282 02:21:58,880 --> 02:22:00,100 Thanks very much, Tim Reedy. 2283 02:22:01,860 --> 02:22:02,900 Thank you very much. 2284 02:22:07,900 --> 02:22:09,200 What's going to happen with that? 2285 02:22:09,300 --> 02:22:09,440 Look. 2286 02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:10,680 Keep on. 2287 02:22:13,700 --> 02:22:14,960 What was in the briefcase? 2288 02:22:15,060 --> 02:22:15,500 C-Mac. 2289 02:22:16,820 --> 02:22:18,440 The one I already opened, is it? 2290 02:22:18,820 --> 02:22:20,600 Or have I missed another briefcase? 2291 02:22:20,720 --> 02:22:22,400 There was a camera inside the briefcase. 2292 02:22:23,980 --> 02:22:25,860 Oh, use the camera on the bloodstain. 2293 02:22:29,140 --> 02:22:31,720 I knew that you had to use the camera, you know. 2294 02:22:32,440 --> 02:22:33,360 I knew that. 2295 02:22:35,700 --> 02:22:39,180 I know you're not going to believe me, but I did know that you had to do that. 2296 02:22:43,860 --> 02:22:44,860 Thank you very much. 2297 02:22:46,380 --> 02:22:47,260 Mantis to bargain. 2298 02:22:47,400 --> 02:22:48,060 Thank you very much. 2299 02:22:48,060 --> 02:23:18,040 Thank you. 2300 02:23:18,040 --> 02:23:48,020 Thank you. 2301 02:23:48,020 --> 02:24:02,080 Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 2302 02:24:02,080 --> 02:24:03,000 Good evening, Nick. 2303 02:24:03,000 --> 02:24:03,620 Give them while you can. 2304 02:24:04,740 --> 02:24:05,720 Thank you very much. 2305 02:24:06,080 --> 02:24:08,020 Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 2306 02:24:08,020 --> 02:24:08,380 Today! 2307 02:24:18,000 --> 02:24:47,980 Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. 2308 02:24:47,980 --> 02:25:17,960 Third floor. 2309 02:25:17,960 --> 02:25:47,940 Padded cells. 2310 02:25:47,940 --> 02:25:49,240 White sky scattering fragrance. 2311 02:25:49,340 --> 02:25:50,040 My heart clamoring. 2312 02:25:50,120 --> 02:25:50,980 My chest like storm. 2313 02:25:51,040 --> 02:25:51,740 You trifle with it. 2314 02:25:52,180 --> 02:25:54,120 Your pristine glance like a feast when you smile. 2315 02:25:54,640 --> 02:25:55,280 Thoughts disturbed. 2316 02:25:55,380 --> 02:25:56,960 My breath like opium drives me mad. 2317 02:25:57,280 --> 02:25:57,580 Eric. 2318 02:25:57,840 --> 02:26:00,100 A great poet who conveys my feelings so well. 2319 02:26:00,480 --> 02:26:02,320 I shouldn't have let this place get to me. 2320 02:26:02,780 --> 02:26:06,980 Should never have gone crazy, but it's superbly enjoyable to drown in my love for you. 2321 02:26:08,580 --> 02:26:09,880 Why won't you accept the truth. 2322 02:26:09,880 --> 02:26:09,880 Why won't you accept the truth. 2323 02:26:09,880 --> 02:26:09,880 Why won't you accept proof of my love? 2324 02:26:09,880 --> 02:26:10,440 Why won't you accept proof of my love? 2325 02:26:10,440 --> 02:26:11,740 Don't stand on ceremony. 2326 02:26:11,740 --> 02:26:12,520 Why won't you accept proof of my love? 2327 02:26:12,520 --> 02:26:13,680 Why won't you accept proof of my love? Don't stand on ceremony. 2328 02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:14,000 After all, you and I exist as one. 2329 02:26:14,000 --> 02:26:15,980 What I give to you is the same as what I give to me. 2330 02:26:15,980 --> 02:26:16,820 Stanley Coleman. 2331 02:26:16,820 --> 02:26:20,180 Should have threw away the fucking key. 2332 02:26:21,500 --> 02:26:25,720 But he's seemingly alive or still around because he's leaving these fucking things. 2333 02:26:26,260 --> 02:26:27,300 Lying around the gaff. 2334 02:26:39,540 --> 02:26:40,460 Oh my god. 2335 02:26:40,460 --> 02:26:59,380 There's nothing in there then. 2336 02:27:00,020 --> 02:27:01,600 Could have just turned around and walked out. 2337 02:27:01,600 --> 02:27:14,460 Punishment for brutality towards patient. 2338 02:27:14,580 --> 02:27:17,540 12 hours confinement in the special treatment room. 2339 02:27:17,540 --> 02:27:20,980 Maybe that's what I'm going to call the new situation room. 2340 02:27:21,100 --> 02:27:21,820 Coming soon. 2341 02:27:22,280 --> 02:27:23,540 December 13th. 2342 02:27:26,080 --> 02:27:28,560 Dismissal policy no longer in effect. 2343 02:27:28,780 --> 02:27:31,580 Contact the chief if you have any questions. 2344 02:27:31,580 --> 02:27:33,260 There's something handwritten. 2345 02:27:33,320 --> 02:27:34,600 I like the name of that room again. 2346 02:27:34,660 --> 02:27:36,160 The trick is not to leave any marks. 2347 02:27:36,600 --> 02:27:38,040 And one other thing. 2348 02:27:38,120 --> 02:27:39,800 This looks like it was written by a different person. 2349 02:27:40,340 --> 02:27:41,740 The chief is a pervert. 2350 02:27:43,540 --> 02:27:47,860 Christy would have been better off if she had been fired. 2351 02:27:48,480 --> 02:27:50,260 See what the name in that room is again. 2352 02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,920 Special treatment room. 2353 02:28:00,640 --> 02:28:02,380 Friday the 13th. 2354 02:28:02,380 --> 02:28:03,380 Is it really? 2355 02:28:03,380 --> 02:28:05,280 I thought it was Wednesday. 2356 02:28:05,780 --> 02:28:06,840 That really does. 2357 02:28:09,800 --> 02:28:11,080 Change the game. 2358 02:28:13,220 --> 02:28:14,660 Nightmare before Christmas. 2359 02:28:22,660 --> 02:28:24,000 Silent Hill 4. 2360 02:28:24,140 --> 02:28:24,700 The room. 2361 02:28:24,700 --> 02:28:34,800 Silent Tulsk. 2362 02:28:34,800 --> 02:28:36,380 The room. 2363 02:28:36,380 --> 02:28:36,420 The room. 2364 02:28:40,440 --> 02:28:41,600 Shamra. 2365 02:28:45,520 --> 02:28:47,600 With a Tammy Whizzle. 2366 02:28:47,600 --> 02:28:57,320 Let me just check there. 2367 02:28:57,460 --> 02:28:58,200 That inventory. 2368 02:28:59,400 --> 02:29:01,640 A little waste of bullets on that nurse. 2369 02:29:03,240 --> 02:29:04,660 Gonna fucking equip the pipe. 2370 02:29:04,920 --> 02:29:05,800 Could have took the pipe. 2371 02:29:06,780 --> 02:29:07,880 Could have just used the katana. 2372 02:29:16,280 --> 02:29:17,480 Thursday the 5th. 2373 02:29:17,480 --> 02:29:19,160 Freddy's day of relaxation. 2374 02:29:19,160 --> 02:29:49,140 It's a little different. 2375 02:29:49,140 --> 02:30:18,140 The only thing I'm a bit concerned about is the size of the fucker because I looked at the... It said delivery dispatch there earlier on. I got a notification. So it's left Germany. It's now in France. At a parcel hub there. And the only concern I would have is how big he... I think he's going to be a little fella, you know? Like, it looks as though his legs... 2376 02:30:18,140 --> 02:30:21,880 Kind of go... He's got stubby little legs. 2377 02:30:35,880 --> 02:30:38,080 Can we see a picture? I don't want to ruin it, you know? 2378 02:30:41,460 --> 02:30:43,460 I mean, if you just Amazon... 2379 02:30:44,700 --> 02:30:50,780 Dummies, you'll get an idea. I'm sure you'll see something that fits the description. 2380 02:30:52,800 --> 02:30:55,800 I haven't a name yet, no, Niall, but I mean... 2381 02:30:55,800 --> 02:30:57,380 It's a German dummy. 2382 02:30:58,040 --> 02:30:59,160 So maybe hands. 2383 02:31:05,960 --> 02:31:07,040 Oh, poopen. 2384 02:31:08,780 --> 02:31:09,980 Showroom poopen. 2385 02:31:12,080 --> 02:31:16,040 Is this another sensual door lock code? 2386 02:31:16,120 --> 02:31:17,140 We have the... 2387 02:31:17,140 --> 02:31:18,200 A-Doll. 2388 02:31:18,720 --> 02:31:21,840 We have the code from the Polaroid, don't we? 2389 02:31:22,880 --> 02:31:24,580 Remember that little number we got. 2390 02:31:24,660 --> 02:31:25,720 The Polaroid number. 2391 02:31:30,360 --> 02:31:31,580 Where would you keep... 2392 02:31:31,580 --> 02:31:33,140 Would she not have kept that? 2393 02:31:33,500 --> 02:31:34,600 Don't tell me there in the chat. 2394 02:31:34,660 --> 02:31:35,740 I want to work this one out. 2395 02:31:35,800 --> 02:31:37,060 This little puzzle for myself. 2396 02:31:38,620 --> 02:31:41,360 Would she have not kept the Polaroid... 2397 02:31:42,040 --> 02:31:42,880 In file? 2398 02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:56,640 Via showroom 2399 02:31:56,640 --> 02:31:57,540 Tommy's 2400 02:31:57,540 --> 02:32:00,340 Via showroom 2401 02:32:00,340 --> 02:32:01,820 Tommy's 2402 02:32:01,820 --> 02:32:06,060 Yeah, Parastroica, thanks for letting me know 2403 02:32:06,060 --> 02:32:06,920 And I'm not being 2404 02:32:06,920 --> 02:32:10,500 Sarcastic 2405 02:32:10,500 --> 02:32:12,740 But I want to know 2406 02:32:12,740 --> 02:32:14,260 How in the fuck 2407 02:32:14,260 --> 02:32:16,960 You take a picture 2408 02:32:16,960 --> 02:32:19,120 And it wouldn't tell you 2409 02:32:19,120 --> 02:32:21,280 Unless she's wrote it on the map, hasn't she? 2410 02:32:21,360 --> 02:32:22,200 Yeah, okay, yeah 2411 02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:25,280 I get you, I get you, I get you, I get you, I get you, I get you 2412 02:32:25,280 --> 02:32:26,960 No, she hasn't 2413 02:32:26,960 --> 02:32:28,960 Thank you very much 2414 02:32:28,960 --> 02:32:31,040 A clone named Gibso 2415 02:32:31,040 --> 02:32:33,480 Who says Reinhardt Steincastle 2416 02:32:33,480 --> 02:32:34,380 For the dummy name 2417 02:32:34,380 --> 02:32:37,600 It's a nice name, I don't know what their 2418 02:32:37,600 --> 02:32:39,920 The meaning is there 2419 02:32:39,920 --> 02:32:45,420 So back to the original there 2420 02:32:45,420 --> 02:32:46,880 How would she have not 2421 02:32:46,880 --> 02:32:49,100 Marked the fucking map 2422 02:32:49,100 --> 02:32:50,080 Or at least 2423 02:32:50,080 --> 02:32:52,660 You go into your inventory here 2424 02:32:52,660 --> 02:32:55,240 Maps 2425 02:32:55,240 --> 02:32:55,960 Memos 2426 02:32:55,960 --> 02:32:56,580 Options 2427 02:32:56,580 --> 02:32:57,440 Why 2428 02:32:57,440 --> 02:32:58,780 Why wouldn't it be written? 2429 02:32:58,980 --> 02:32:59,200 Are you 2430 02:32:59,200 --> 02:33:00,040 Are you just meant to 2431 02:33:00,040 --> 02:33:01,040 Remember that? 2432 02:33:09,320 --> 02:33:10,840 Make hands of the cut 2433 02:33:10,840 --> 02:33:20,200 I know you think 2434 02:33:20,200 --> 02:33:21,100 What it is 2435 02:33:21,100 --> 02:33:22,160 They're a ragman 2436 02:33:22,160 --> 02:33:23,060 And whatnot 2437 02:33:23,060 --> 02:33:24,260 But I just want to know 2438 02:33:24,260 --> 02:33:24,680 Why 2439 02:33:24,680 --> 02:33:26,440 Would they have not 2440 02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:28,800 Do I have to go back down 2441 02:33:28,800 --> 02:33:29,860 There? 2442 02:33:34,460 --> 02:33:34,860 Look 2443 02:33:34,860 --> 02:33:38,080 I know that you've given me the code 2444 02:33:38,080 --> 02:33:39,000 And I could put it in there 2445 02:33:39,000 --> 02:33:40,740 But just for my own peace of mind 2446 02:33:40,740 --> 02:33:41,960 I'm just thinking 2447 02:33:41,960 --> 02:33:43,460 If I'm playing this on my own 2448 02:33:43,460 --> 02:33:45,020 How do I remember that number? 2449 02:33:46,400 --> 02:33:47,940 So I'm going to go all the way down 2450 02:33:47,940 --> 02:33:48,900 Stairs again 2451 02:33:48,900 --> 02:33:49,660 It's not far 2452 02:33:49,660 --> 02:33:50,500 It's not far 2453 02:33:50,500 --> 02:33:52,260 And I'm going to get that 2454 02:33:52,260 --> 02:33:53,620 See if the number is down there 2455 02:33:53,620 --> 02:33:54,140 To behold 2456 02:33:54,140 --> 02:34:06,880 Was it not on the photo 2457 02:34:06,880 --> 02:34:07,340 We took 2458 02:34:07,340 --> 02:34:08,200 Behind the shelf 2459 02:34:08,200 --> 02:34:10,060 Where's the photo to Paul? 2460 02:34:10,080 --> 02:34:10,660 That's what I'm saying 2461 02:34:10,660 --> 02:34:18,540 I'm just 2462 02:34:18,540 --> 02:34:20,340 I want to satisfy my own 2463 02:34:20,340 --> 02:34:21,380 Mind here by 2464 02:34:21,380 --> 02:34:23,120 Going back down 2465 02:34:23,120 --> 02:34:23,640 And seeing it 2466 02:34:23,640 --> 02:34:28,580 Inventory empty 2467 02:34:28,580 --> 02:34:29,880 No photo 2468 02:34:29,880 --> 02:34:30,720 In pocket 2469 02:34:30,720 --> 02:34:40,860 Yeah Heather will reiterate the code 2470 02:34:40,860 --> 02:34:41,700 Yeah 2471 02:34:41,700 --> 02:34:44,160 No she won't though 2472 02:34:44,160 --> 02:34:46,620 Oh yeah 2473 02:34:46,620 --> 02:34:47,980 The number's on the back 2474 02:34:47,980 --> 02:34:48,960 There's 3148 2475 02:34:48,960 --> 02:34:49,700 That's where it was 2476 02:34:49,700 --> 02:34:50,660 There you go 2477 02:34:50,660 --> 02:34:56,900 And as frustrating 2478 02:34:56,900 --> 02:34:57,840 As that might be 2479 02:34:57,840 --> 02:34:58,620 To have to watch 2480 02:34:58,620 --> 02:34:59,140 As a viewer 2481 02:34:59,140 --> 02:34:59,500 Me 2482 02:34:59,500 --> 02:35:00,780 Arsing around 2483 02:35:00,780 --> 02:35:02,840 Going back and forth 2484 02:35:02,840 --> 02:35:06,520 There's something in it 2485 02:35:06,520 --> 02:35:08,600 There's something in it 2486 02:35:08,600 --> 02:35:08,940 You know 2487 02:35:08,940 --> 02:35:11,340 They designed it that way 2488 02:35:11,340 --> 02:35:12,960 They designed it 2489 02:35:12,960 --> 02:35:14,040 Knowing you'd forget 2490 02:35:14,040 --> 02:35:14,740 The fucking thing 2491 02:35:14,740 --> 02:35:16,320 And then you have to 2492 02:35:16,320 --> 02:35:16,880 Come back down 2493 02:35:16,880 --> 02:35:21,580 So there's a little bit 2494 02:35:21,580 --> 02:35:22,620 Of a victory in it 2495 02:35:22,620 --> 02:35:23,300 Going all the way 2496 02:35:23,300 --> 02:35:23,880 Back down together 2497 02:35:23,880 --> 02:35:24,820 Rather than just 2498 02:35:24,820 --> 02:35:27,520 Cheating 2499 02:35:27,520 --> 02:35:50,680 Friday the 13th 2500 02:35:50,680 --> 02:35:51,620 Showroom 2501 02:35:51,620 --> 02:35:51,640 Showroom 2502 02:35:51,640 --> 02:35:52,220 Popping 2503 02:35:52,220 --> 02:36:00,620 And uh 2504 02:36:00,620 --> 02:36:03,900 In addition to the 2505 02:36:03,900 --> 02:36:05,560 Because I was anticipating 2506 02:36:05,560 --> 02:36:06,180 What's 2507 02:36:06,180 --> 02:36:07,380 I don't know what's 2508 02:36:07,380 --> 02:36:08,100 Going to go down 2509 02:36:08,100 --> 02:36:08,620 But I know 2510 02:36:08,620 --> 02:36:09,400 That something's 2511 02:36:09,400 --> 02:36:10,100 Going to go down 2512 02:36:10,100 --> 02:36:12,540 And things need to be safe 2513 02:36:12,540 --> 02:36:14,260 When that happens 2514 02:36:14,260 --> 02:36:16,880 I bought 2515 02:36:16,880 --> 02:36:17,960 In addition to the 2516 02:36:17,960 --> 02:36:18,560 Dummy 2517 02:36:18,560 --> 02:36:21,740 Um 2518 02:36:21,740 --> 02:36:23,600 Floor protection mat 2519 02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:24,960 Jigsaw piece 2520 02:36:24,960 --> 02:36:25,880 Protection mat 2521 02:36:25,880 --> 02:36:26,360 Where you 2522 02:36:26,360 --> 02:36:27,680 Piece them all together 2523 02:36:27,680 --> 02:36:31,660 I don't want to go 2524 02:36:31,660 --> 02:36:32,680 Damaging any fucking 2525 02:36:32,680 --> 02:36:33,600 Elbows or limbs 2526 02:36:33,600 --> 02:36:33,920 You know 2527 02:36:33,920 --> 02:36:36,240 When we're grappling 2528 02:36:36,240 --> 02:36:37,640 Not to say there's 2529 02:36:37,640 --> 02:36:38,420 Going to be any grappling 2530 02:36:38,420 --> 02:36:39,580 I don't want to go 2531 02:36:39,580 --> 02:36:40,280 Into it anymore 2532 02:36:40,280 --> 02:36:40,800 I don't want to 2533 02:36:40,800 --> 02:36:43,540 Hope House 2534 02:36:43,540 --> 02:36:44,640 Is an orphanage 2535 02:36:44,640 --> 02:36:45,420 It's also a place 2536 02:36:45,420 --> 02:36:46,040 In Foxford 2537 02:36:46,040 --> 02:36:47,240 Is an orphanage 2538 02:36:47,240 --> 02:36:48,160 On the outskirts 2539 02:36:48,160 --> 02:36:49,180 Of Silent Hill 2540 02:36:49,180 --> 02:36:52,240 Needs a generator 2541 02:36:52,240 --> 02:36:53,340 And some work lamps 2542 02:36:53,340 --> 02:36:54,680 I might go to 2543 02:36:54,680 --> 02:36:55,060 Lidl 2544 02:36:55,060 --> 02:36:55,900 And see what 2545 02:36:55,900 --> 02:36:56,780 Parkside 2546 02:36:56,780 --> 02:36:58,560 Stuff they have 2547 02:36:58,560 --> 02:36:59,240 I might just buy 2548 02:36:59,240 --> 02:37:00,400 A drill 2549 02:37:00,400 --> 02:37:01,520 As well 2550 02:37:01,520 --> 02:37:02,980 Just have a fucking drill 2551 02:37:02,980 --> 02:37:03,240 But 2552 02:37:03,240 --> 02:37:04,760 I don't want it to 2553 02:37:04,760 --> 02:37:05,840 Get too dark 2554 02:37:05,840 --> 02:37:06,440 And disturbing 2555 02:37:06,440 --> 02:37:06,880 You know 2556 02:37:06,880 --> 02:37:08,820 It doesn't even 2557 02:37:08,820 --> 02:37:09,960 I don't want it to be 2558 02:37:09,960 --> 02:37:10,700 Disturbing 2559 02:37:10,700 --> 02:37:18,120 Just to have the drill 2560 02:37:18,120 --> 02:37:18,700 Sound 2561 02:37:18,700 --> 02:37:22,040 The game 2562 02:37:22,040 --> 02:37:23,320 Is at 4x resolution 2563 02:37:23,320 --> 02:37:23,680 It's 2564 02:37:23,680 --> 02:37:25,440 It's increased Jake 2565 02:37:25,440 --> 02:37:26,380 Thanks to 2566 02:37:26,380 --> 02:37:27,940 Solid 2567 02:37:27,940 --> 02:37:27,940 Solid 2568 02:37:27,940 --> 02:37:29,920 Solid serpent 2569 02:37:29,920 --> 02:37:31,260 Last night 2570 02:37:31,260 --> 02:37:31,880 Let us know 2571 02:37:31,880 --> 02:37:32,440 That you could 2572 02:37:32,440 --> 02:37:33,580 Increase the value 2573 02:37:33,580 --> 02:37:34,120 Of the game 2574 02:37:34,120 --> 02:37:34,840 And I did that 2575 02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:37,700 Every fucking studio 2576 02:37:37,700 --> 02:37:38,500 At night 2577 02:37:38,500 --> 02:37:40,300 Insurance companies 2578 02:37:40,300 --> 02:37:42,160 Producer 2579 02:37:42,160 --> 02:37:47,820 Now I'm thinking 2580 02:37:47,820 --> 02:37:48,900 One 2581 02:37:48,900 --> 02:37:50,000 Is one dummy 2582 02:37:50,000 --> 02:37:50,840 Gonna be enough 2583 02:37:50,840 --> 02:37:56,100 Thank you very much 2584 02:37:56,100 --> 02:37:56,900 Elliot Smith 2585 02:37:56,900 --> 02:37:57,480 Fan 2586 02:37:57,480 --> 02:37:58,420 Would love to see 2587 02:37:58,420 --> 02:37:59,500 Tommy and Fontaine 2588 02:37:59,500 --> 02:37:59,880 Back 2589 02:37:59,880 --> 02:38:01,120 But you were great 2590 02:38:01,120 --> 02:38:01,840 As well Francis 2591 02:38:01,840 --> 02:38:02,700 Thank you very much 2592 02:38:02,700 --> 02:38:07,900 Yeah you might see them 2593 02:38:07,900 --> 02:38:08,200 Soon 2594 02:38:08,200 --> 02:38:10,800 Stay tuned 2595 02:38:10,800 --> 02:38:13,700 Not tonight 2596 02:38:13,700 --> 02:38:17,820 Is one dummy 2597 02:38:17,820 --> 02:38:18,720 Gonna be enough 2598 02:38:18,720 --> 02:38:19,860 That's the question now 2599 02:38:19,860 --> 02:38:22,880 Just gonna have a quick check 2600 02:38:22,880 --> 02:38:23,320 On the 2601 02:38:23,320 --> 02:38:26,040 Track the package update 2602 02:38:26,040 --> 02:38:27,740 And see if he's left France 2603 02:38:27,740 --> 02:38:32,700 It's just comforting to know 2604 02:38:32,700 --> 02:38:33,380 That the ground 2605 02:38:33,380 --> 02:38:34,640 Is gonna be safe 2606 02:38:34,640 --> 02:38:36,140 For whatever happens 2607 02:38:36,140 --> 02:38:36,740 The ground 2608 02:38:36,740 --> 02:38:38,520 When he's in there 2609 02:38:38,520 --> 02:38:47,880 And it's great to have something to look forward to 2610 02:38:47,880 --> 02:38:48,380 Isn't it? 2611 02:38:49,300 --> 02:38:49,640 Do you know? 2612 02:38:49,780 --> 02:38:50,760 A lot of the times 2613 02:38:50,760 --> 02:38:51,300 It's like 2614 02:38:51,300 --> 02:38:52,400 Okay there'll be another 2615 02:38:52,400 --> 02:38:53,660 I'll do another stream 2616 02:38:53,660 --> 02:38:54,340 Or you know 2617 02:38:54,340 --> 02:38:55,920 There'll be one coming maybe 2618 02:38:55,920 --> 02:38:57,100 Around the corner 2619 02:38:57,100 --> 02:38:59,880 What's gonna happen? 2620 02:39:00,100 --> 02:39:01,460 But now we know 2621 02:39:01,460 --> 02:39:02,760 It's locked in 2622 02:39:02,760 --> 02:39:03,080 You know? 2623 02:39:05,300 --> 02:39:06,140 Oh hang on 2624 02:39:06,140 --> 02:39:08,000 On the way 2625 02:39:08,000 --> 02:39:09,140 December 13th 2626 02:39:10,840 --> 02:39:11,140 This 2627 02:39:11,140 --> 02:39:12,660 Has been dispatched 2628 02:39:12,660 --> 02:39:14,100 But not yet dispatched 2629 02:39:14,100 --> 02:39:15,000 Alright I don't know 2630 02:39:15,000 --> 02:39:17,040 The floor mat hasn't been dispatched 2631 02:39:17,040 --> 02:39:18,500 But it's still gonna be arriving 2632 02:39:18,500 --> 02:39:19,520 Or maybe they're being dispatched 2633 02:39:19,520 --> 02:39:20,300 From different places 2634 02:39:20,300 --> 02:39:21,380 They're all gonna be arriving 2635 02:39:21,380 --> 02:39:25,880 On the same day 2636 02:39:25,880 --> 02:39:29,200 And it's on the way 2637 02:39:29,200 --> 02:39:43,440 see all updates yeah it's satoul satoulis a bonds of her own alps france let's have a look at where 2638 02:39:43,440 --> 02:39:50,000 satoulis let's just see where this get an idea of where this little guy is at the moment 2639 02:39:50,000 --> 02:39:56,000 um 2640 02:39:56,000 --> 02:40:09,040 oh shit 2641 02:40:09,040 --> 02:40:36,640 satoulis a bonds 2642 02:40:36,640 --> 02:40:57,600 so that's where he is he's leon on the outskirts of leon 2643 02:40:59,840 --> 02:41:02,640 from there 2644 02:41:02,640 --> 02:41:07,920 to here that's where he doesn't know that he's on a journey towards something 2645 02:41:10,560 --> 02:41:16,240 i'm not gonna say untoward but he's on the j he's on a he's on a bad journey let's just say that 2646 02:41:22,800 --> 02:41:30,080 and there's a church there as well iglis sam pierre a sam blaze bluz 2647 02:41:34,080 --> 02:41:37,680 right next to an airport look so he must be in a hangar there somewhere 2648 02:41:39,040 --> 02:41:46,720 bass to bonds he's gonna get his bonds rattled that's for sure he'll have no bonds left when i 2649 02:41:46,720 --> 02:41:50,880 finish with them but seriously though he will be okay 2650 02:41:53,040 --> 02:41:56,080 he will be okay i don't want to promote any bad 2651 02:41:58,320 --> 02:42:05,360 fucking stuff on any of the streams i don't want it to be seen as a bad stream you know 2652 02:42:09,840 --> 02:42:15,600 but really i think what needs to happen everyone needs to do if you know you're you're living 2653 02:42:15,600 --> 02:42:24,880 somewhere you need to practice a routine for what could or should happen in the event of a break-in 2654 02:42:24,880 --> 02:42:29,120 you know or in the event of something going wrong or someone coming to get you 2655 02:42:37,920 --> 02:42:41,680 as you get older you know you start to think about your own mortality 2656 02:42:43,040 --> 02:42:52,240 you start to look a little bit more at the past rather than the future and you think i need to be safe 2657 02:42:52,240 --> 02:42:58,560 i need to keep i need to make sure that i can extend you're maximizing your time on earth 2658 02:42:58,560 --> 02:43:02,480 and how would you do that by safety how do you learn to be safe 2659 02:43:04,880 --> 02:43:11,760 by practicing for fucking situations what do you do then how do you do that you make a situation room 2660 02:43:13,440 --> 02:43:17,600 do you want to make a big deal out of it no what you call it then you call it situation room no 2661 02:43:18,480 --> 02:43:20,640 you call it the special treatment room 2662 02:43:20,640 --> 02:43:34,400 niall flynn keep a hurly handy that's all well and good but if you've no history of plain hurling 2663 02:43:36,160 --> 02:43:41,360 how's that gonna go down in the court of law you know that you don't want to end up with the 2664 02:43:41,360 --> 02:43:50,160 fucking situation where you're being put on trial then for absolutely clobbering someone's 2665 02:43:50,160 --> 02:43:57,760 fucking killing with the hurly you know there needs to be a reasonable 2666 02:43:59,280 --> 02:44:05,040 the jury needs to know that there was a reason behind having that fucking stick there what was the stake in 2667 02:44:05,040 --> 02:44:10,720 use for what was it there for you know for instance i often think about this uh 2668 02:44:12,800 --> 02:44:15,120 scenario right i have a crowbar 2669 02:44:17,520 --> 02:44:20,880 and although that might bring you a little bit of fucking 2670 02:44:25,200 --> 02:44:31,600 peace of mind it's so strong that that would kill someone so i'm thinking if you had that and you use 2671 02:44:31,600 --> 02:44:35,760 that on someone who came into your house and you killed them that's that's not gonna work 2672 02:44:38,560 --> 02:44:42,240 so you need to do you do you have to have a weapon that would 2673 02:44:45,440 --> 02:44:54,240 not kill but would be enough to incapacitate vacuum cleaner extension pipe 2674 02:44:57,600 --> 02:45:03,360 and omar is saying i got a baseball bat off aliexpress but that's yeah i mean if you're living in america 2675 02:45:03,360 --> 02:45:08,560 where you play baseball but nobody plays baseball here to my knowledge 2676 02:45:11,040 --> 02:45:16,960 and even then it's the hurly situation again you'd have to prove you were going out on a sunday and 2677 02:45:18,080 --> 02:45:23,520 puck in a slither but that's never happened you know that's never happened 2678 02:45:25,600 --> 02:45:33,600 any plans to play black ops ronan or ronatron um it's there it's installed i'd rather just play warzone 2679 02:45:34,240 --> 02:45:46,320 do you know i don't have black ops the actual game where i have black ops warzone 2680 02:45:53,680 --> 02:46:01,520 auntie thank you very much your eyes open and watch your ass keep your eyes open and watch your ass 2681 02:46:03,920 --> 02:46:13,920 um just in from wicked happy stream mass thank you very much just uh brainstorming there what 2682 02:46:14,560 --> 02:46:17,040 you would get away with in the event of a break-in 2683 02:46:20,960 --> 02:46:29,600 you know and you had to defend yourself um baseball bat obviously i don't play baseball never have so i mean 2684 02:46:29,600 --> 02:46:35,120 the court the jury would be possibly persuaded that that was there just for intentional use 2685 02:46:36,240 --> 02:46:42,000 rolling pin what about here's another one right what if somebody breaks into your house but they 2686 02:46:42,000 --> 02:46:46,720 haven't yet launched an attack at you but just for the fact that they've broken your house 2687 02:46:47,920 --> 02:46:54,400 i'm so angry at that in that situation that i've gone and attacked them is that okay 2688 02:46:54,400 --> 02:47:03,040 okay 2689 02:47:07,040 --> 02:47:13,440 yeah the the the the nally situation was a gun and it's a completely different situation 2690 02:47:17,040 --> 02:47:23,360 i mean you could could you could you reasonably just say he came at me man and he was trying to get me 2691 02:47:25,920 --> 02:47:28,880 could you just say that it's your word against theirs that stage 2692 02:47:31,040 --> 02:47:32,720 i think what the best thing is right 2693 02:47:33,680 --> 02:47:39,440 have a camera at the front door so you can say you can reasonably say to the cons or the jury 2694 02:47:40,400 --> 02:47:46,320 look it's obvious this broke in but don't have the camera pointing to inside the house 2695 02:47:46,320 --> 02:47:51,760 and whatever happens inside the house it's anybody's guess then you know 2696 02:47:54,880 --> 02:47:59,040 thank you very much the new york mets did somebody mention baseball sure did 2697 02:47:59,840 --> 02:48:04,480 there's some uh there's a yankees fan or at least one yankees fan i think that watches as well so 2698 02:48:05,440 --> 02:48:08,240 need to keep you be need to keep you apart 2699 02:48:10,640 --> 02:48:12,080 get them into the room then 2700 02:48:15,840 --> 02:48:17,840 a non-cloud storage camera 2701 02:48:24,960 --> 02:48:30,800 in honor of dick shoof can you have a look at who the 41st treasurer of alabama was i will indeed 2702 02:48:34,240 --> 02:48:36,240 what about satolis a bonds 2703 02:48:39,840 --> 02:48:45,360 41st treasurer is it what the is a treasurer of a state 2704 02:48:54,400 --> 02:48:58,160 young boozer the third young j boozer 2705 02:49:00,480 --> 02:49:06,080 he doesn't look young at all he's still alive 2706 02:49:16,400 --> 02:49:16,960 boozer 2707 02:49:20,160 --> 02:49:22,320 i wonder what that is is that a german name 2708 02:49:28,960 --> 02:49:29,440 anyway 2709 02:49:34,400 --> 02:49:35,440 well uh we'll just 2710 02:49:36,880 --> 02:49:37,840 carry on here 2711 02:49:40,000 --> 02:49:46,720 i suppose this little uh brainstorm it's good really then to get the ideas flowing and then 2712 02:49:48,160 --> 02:49:56,240 you know a practice your eyes open session a literal practice session uh you take the theory into the field 2713 02:49:56,240 --> 02:49:59,040 an infield bit of training can then follow 2714 02:50:00,240 --> 02:50:03,840 circa the 13th of december friday the 13th it really does 2715 02:50:04,880 --> 02:50:10,240 feel very fitting mattie c thank you very much unfortunately not the same rules as the states 2716 02:50:10,240 --> 02:50:16,600 even if they break in unless they come after you in the gaff you can't batter them well the thing is 2717 02:50:16,600 --> 02:50:25,120 what i got at there matty thanks for the tip is that they have no proof as what has happened after 2718 02:50:25,120 --> 02:50:31,700 they've got in but the problem now is that me having a fucking live stream to people where i've 2719 02:50:31,700 --> 02:50:38,400 actively said all this stuff could definitely be used against me then so it's it's just enough it's 2720 02:50:38,400 --> 02:50:43,240 just goes to show that the live streaming could work against you because if that was to happen now 2721 02:50:43,240 --> 02:50:51,360 in the future then this is fucking hard evidence so in a way this is me just appealing to any future 2722 02:50:51,360 --> 02:51:01,300 jury in a fucking trial where i've where someone has fucking had some problems i in no way harbor any 2723 02:51:01,300 --> 02:51:10,500 intent to hurt or or or do anything bad to anyone inside my gaff ever it's not that's not what's 2724 02:51:10,500 --> 02:51:16,700 happening here what's happening here is we've got some visit we've got someone coming around on friday 2725 02:51:16,700 --> 02:51:29,660 and we're just working out how that's gonna go down okay and i'm talking to you and you that's two three and you count 2726 02:51:29,660 --> 02:51:43,340 and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you ladies and gentlemen of the jury 2727 02:51:45,660 --> 02:51:53,900 look at the facts before you cast aspersions look at the record have i ever done anything like this 2728 02:51:57,900 --> 02:52:05,500 i rest my case i'm coming at you from the fucking past you know you have to think about what kind of a 2729 02:52:05,500 --> 02:52:11,500 person is that kind of is that the kind of a person that you want to go to prison someone who's had that 2730 02:52:11,500 --> 02:52:18,860 who's got that kind of foresight and acuity and if you are watching this stream for this reason now where 2731 02:52:18,860 --> 02:52:24,460 it's evidence in a trial where someone something's happened to someone have a look back there maybe 2732 02:52:24,460 --> 02:52:29,660 rewind the stream maybe about half an hour 45 minutes to an hour and look at the riddle that i did 2733 02:52:31,740 --> 02:52:36,140 i didn't even look at the chat box as well is that someone you want to put away 2734 02:52:37,340 --> 02:52:43,260 is it and look at the joy also that i'm bringing to some people quib there is wrote hahaha 2735 02:52:44,620 --> 02:52:48,540 that won't be written any that won't be written might be written in someone else's i'm not sure but it won't 2736 02:52:48,540 --> 02:52:53,660 be written anymore i'm not that's not gonna happen someone's wrote low they have they're probably 2737 02:52:53,660 --> 02:52:59,900 laughing so hard they haven't even appended the the l on the end is that someone you want to send away 2738 02:52:59,900 --> 02:53:13,340 into the fucking slammer okay think first yeah because there's not enough thinking going on 2739 02:53:15,820 --> 02:53:22,620 hope house is an orphanage on the outskirts of silent hill but behind its false image is a place 2740 02:53:22,620 --> 02:53:28,300 where children are kidnapped and brainwashed this thing this is being played in court as well this bit 2741 02:53:28,300 --> 02:53:35,100 this little text they don't they forget to press pause or stop on the fucking clip and i'm just reading 2742 02:53:35,100 --> 02:53:42,780 out stuff about children being kidnapped hope house is managed by the silent hill smile support society 2743 02:53:42,780 --> 02:53:49,580 a charity organization sometimes called for s we know there's some things we do not extenuating 2744 02:53:49,580 --> 02:53:59,260 circumstances thank you very much for s i was in a place called s 41 in and it was the genocide museum 2745 02:53:59,260 --> 02:54:09,980 it was called thank you very much anonymous nobody no break-in no problem fill your boots talking on the 2746 02:54:09,980 --> 02:54:14,780 stream thank you very much there nobody no break no problem there's nobody 2747 02:54:16,780 --> 02:54:26,780 you don't want today's the last day for tom's hot dogs get them while you can great rain 741 thank you very much the last day for tom's hot dogs 2748 02:54:27,980 --> 02:54:38,060 um so just if you're still watching jury when i said that that was a tip message that's not nothing that came from my mind about the nobody no break and i'm 2749 02:54:39,340 --> 02:54:50,860 look if it was to happen i don't think i would have got rid of the body and if there is no body there's probably no there's probably no even court case at the moment because i mean how would you get the how do you get to trial 2750 02:54:50,860 --> 02:55:01,180 it's true that for s is a well-respected charity that takes in poor children without homes and raises them with hope 2751 02:55:02,940 --> 02:55:12,140 but at its heart it is a heathen organization that teaches its own warped dogma in lieu of a good religious of good religious values 2752 02:55:13,100 --> 02:55:19,740 mr mr smith i think we need a little bit of ambient sound behind this 2753 02:55:21,340 --> 02:55:28,860 chilling tale because the makers of the game have not furnished us with the relevant 2754 02:55:29,740 --> 02:55:42,540 soundscapes let's just say that anguished panda thank you very much keep your eyes open and watch your ass 2755 02:55:48,780 --> 02:55:51,740 years ago i was chinese 2756 02:55:56,380 --> 02:56:01,020 thank you very much there francis bang to rights that is very very kind of you there 2757 02:56:05,820 --> 02:56:11,820 see here what we've got going on there so that's that you want that and then you don't want that to be on 2758 02:56:11,820 --> 02:56:14,220 there then you put that there there 2759 02:56:14,220 --> 02:56:21,260 mr smith 2760 02:56:23,500 --> 02:56:26,780 temp who lives near hope house had this to say 2761 02:56:28,620 --> 02:56:33,820 sometimes at night i can hear their weird prayers and the sounds of children crying 2762 02:56:33,820 --> 02:56:59,580 crying. Sometimes at night, thank you very much, Climothy, at night I can hear the weird 2763 02:56:59,580 --> 02:57:09,560 prayers and the sounds of children crying. I went there to complain one time, but they ran me right out. Since then, it hasn't changed a bit. 2764 02:57:09,560 --> 02:57:25,600 This reporter was refused admission when he attempted to take photographs in the facility. 2765 02:57:26,600 --> 02:57:49,800 What exactly did the folks at Hope House have to hide? To hide. During my investigations, I was able to discover, however, a suspicious looking round concrete tower which appears to be part of their facilities. Unfortunately, no one was willing to tell us what the tower was used for. 2766 02:57:49,800 --> 02:58:00,800 But it seems unlikely that it has anything to do with the business of raising orphans. It may in fact be a prison or a secret place of worship. 2767 02:58:00,800 --> 02:58:02,800 The cult religion that operates Hope House is known by locals simply as the Order. The Order! It's a religion that is deeply interwoven. Sorry. 2768 02:58:02,800 --> 02:58:29,600 The cult religion that operates Hope House is known by locals simply as the Order. The Order! It's a religion that is deeply interwoven. Sorry. 2769 02:58:29,600 --> 02:58:58,600 It's a religion that's deeply interwoven. With Silent Hills history tonight. Silent Hills history. Thank you very much, Willy Bejesus. 2770 02:58:58,600 --> 02:59:27,600 But it's worshipers fervent belief. That they're among the elite chosen people as a dark and dangerous side. I intend to continue my investigation of Hope House. And the cult behind it, they'll never hide. Just adding that one in. I've always believed. That telling the whole truth. And showing the children the true path. 2771 02:59:27,600 --> 02:59:29,740 path is our 2772 02:59:29,740 --> 02:59:31,560 most important duty. 2773 02:59:32,700 --> 02:59:34,020 Joseph Schreiber, 2774 02:59:34,380 --> 02:59:35,800 yeah, Joseph Schreiber. 2775 02:59:38,800 --> 02:59:39,800 Joseph 2776 02:59:39,800 --> 02:59:41,160 Schreiber. 2777 02:59:43,300 --> 02:59:45,380 Fucking Schreiber. 2778 02:59:46,020 --> 02:59:47,540 Good man, 2779 02:59:47,700 --> 02:59:48,920 Schreiber tonight. 2780 02:59:50,740 --> 02:59:51,660 Joseph 2781 02:59:51,660 --> 02:59:53,520 Schreiber tonight. 2782 02:59:56,520 --> 02:59:57,980 You can't! 2783 03:00:04,900 --> 03:00:05,380 Francis, 2784 03:00:05,700 --> 03:00:07,740 on your body disposal problem, 2785 03:00:07,840 --> 03:00:09,800 it wasn't a body disposal problem, 2786 03:00:09,900 --> 03:00:11,640 it only took a dark turn 2787 03:00:11,640 --> 03:00:13,900 because of a few fucking bad apples in the chat. 2788 03:00:15,480 --> 03:00:17,480 Thank you very much there, Hawk Tua. 2789 03:00:20,740 --> 03:00:21,340 Francis, 2790 03:00:21,500 --> 03:00:23,460 on your body disposal problem, look up 2791 03:00:23,460 --> 03:00:25,400 piranha fluid, a mixture of hydrogen 2792 03:00:25,400 --> 03:00:27,880 peroxide and sulfuric acid will dissolve anything. 2793 03:00:28,080 --> 03:00:30,300 I suppose that's a breaking bad situation, is it? 2794 03:00:31,400 --> 03:00:33,420 Gives a buzz next week 2795 03:00:33,420 --> 03:00:34,580 when you need the job done. 2796 03:00:34,660 --> 03:00:35,260 Thank you very much. 2797 03:00:35,260 --> 03:00:36,240 Your rhetoric will smother you. 2798 03:00:36,580 --> 03:00:38,840 And Greg Wallace, thank you very much there. 2799 03:00:38,920 --> 03:00:41,720 I need to rectify the text on that particular rhetoric 2800 03:00:41,720 --> 03:00:45,020 alert because 2801 03:00:45,020 --> 03:00:48,700 I notice that a lot of the names sometimes get cropped out. 2802 03:00:48,700 --> 03:00:51,140 Okay, so that was Joseph Schreiber 2803 03:00:51,140 --> 03:00:53,520 and he had a lot to say about Hope House. 2804 03:00:53,620 --> 03:00:55,640 Said it was a religious place and it was a cult. 2805 03:00:56,120 --> 03:01:00,080 So I just want to reiterate that has nothing to do with Hope House. 2806 03:01:00,200 --> 03:01:01,920 I don't know what's going on in the studio at night. 2807 03:01:02,620 --> 03:01:03,660 Insurance company. 2808 03:01:05,400 --> 03:01:05,840 Producers. 2809 03:01:06,000 --> 03:01:07,580 Thank you very much, Willem de Friend. 2810 03:01:07,660 --> 03:01:09,280 It has nothing to do with the Hope House 2811 03:01:09,280 --> 03:01:10,460 religious run 2812 03:01:10,460 --> 03:01:12,840 place in Foxford. 2813 03:01:13,620 --> 03:01:15,000 I hear they do a great job. 2814 03:01:16,060 --> 03:01:16,820 And, you know, 2815 03:01:17,700 --> 03:01:18,740 hard times. 2816 03:01:20,800 --> 03:01:22,660 But there's a Hope House in Silent Hill 2817 03:01:22,660 --> 03:01:23,980 and it seems as though 2818 03:01:23,980 --> 03:01:25,560 there's something going on there 2819 03:01:25,560 --> 03:01:26,420 that's not right. 2820 03:01:29,460 --> 03:01:31,120 Thank you very much, Young Boozer. 2821 03:01:48,300 --> 03:01:50,480 It's a lovely sound of doors there. 2822 03:01:51,500 --> 03:01:52,460 Late at night. 2823 03:01:52,460 --> 03:01:55,300 Maybe this is relaxing 2824 03:01:55,300 --> 03:01:56,820 to listen to just the sound 2825 03:01:56,820 --> 03:01:58,240 of footsteps in corridors 2826 03:01:58,240 --> 03:02:01,440 and repeatedly locked doors. 2827 03:02:03,740 --> 03:02:04,720 Maybe it's not. 2828 03:02:08,380 --> 03:02:10,620 But I'm getting a bit of a chillness out of it. 2829 03:02:10,880 --> 03:02:13,540 It's slow. 2830 03:02:13,760 --> 03:02:14,540 It's languid. 2831 03:02:14,800 --> 03:02:17,260 It's not got all the hallmarks 2832 03:02:17,260 --> 03:02:18,620 of a fucking ball breaker, 2833 03:02:18,760 --> 03:02:19,780 a ball buster game. 2834 03:02:19,780 --> 03:02:25,940 And here we have a dismembered doll. 2835 03:02:26,000 --> 03:02:27,260 Now it's taking a dark 2836 03:02:27,260 --> 03:02:29,040 and sinister turn. 2837 03:02:29,340 --> 03:02:30,460 Our old friend, 2838 03:02:31,400 --> 03:02:32,360 whatever his name was. 2839 03:02:33,200 --> 03:02:34,480 Anonymous, thank you very much. 2840 03:02:34,540 --> 03:02:35,340 Legal Defense Fund. 2841 03:02:35,420 --> 03:02:35,700 Good luck. 2842 03:02:36,560 --> 03:02:37,420 Goodbye, Heather. 2843 03:02:38,140 --> 03:02:39,660 I'm sorry I wasn't able to respond 2844 03:02:39,660 --> 03:02:40,260 to your love. 2845 03:02:40,380 --> 03:02:41,500 There was no love there 2846 03:02:41,500 --> 03:02:42,940 in the first place. 2847 03:02:43,160 --> 03:02:44,040 You're a lunatic. 2848 03:02:44,940 --> 03:02:46,080 It's all over. 2849 03:02:46,620 --> 03:02:47,740 Leonard despises me. 2850 03:02:47,780 --> 03:02:48,300 Who's Leonard? 2851 03:02:48,720 --> 03:02:49,540 Because I was, 2852 03:02:49,800 --> 03:02:50,780 I made fun of it 2853 03:02:50,780 --> 03:02:52,200 saying it would come to this. 2854 03:02:52,860 --> 03:02:54,260 Has it come to this? 2855 03:02:54,520 --> 03:02:56,000 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 2856 03:02:56,400 --> 03:02:58,240 If it weren't for his meddling, 2857 03:02:58,400 --> 03:03:00,280 I would have been able to meet you 2858 03:03:00,280 --> 03:03:01,520 in just a little while. 2859 03:03:02,280 --> 03:03:03,780 Then I could have taken you 2860 03:03:03,780 --> 03:03:04,680 to my world. 2861 03:03:05,380 --> 03:03:06,660 That sounds awful. 2862 03:03:07,660 --> 03:03:09,220 A world for us alone 2863 03:03:09,220 --> 03:03:10,740 more beautiful than this one. 2864 03:03:11,380 --> 03:03:12,360 And I had been waiting 2865 03:03:12,360 --> 03:03:13,820 for this day for today. 2866 03:03:15,420 --> 03:03:16,520 I had been waiting 2867 03:03:16,520 --> 03:03:18,120 for this day for today. 2868 03:03:18,780 --> 03:03:20,080 The day I'd see you. 2869 03:03:20,220 --> 03:03:21,300 The day you'd save me. 2870 03:03:21,380 --> 03:03:21,820 Today. 2871 03:03:22,820 --> 03:03:24,580 Heather, watch out for him. 2872 03:03:25,060 --> 03:03:26,980 Leonard is no ordinary guy. 2873 03:03:28,400 --> 03:03:28,860 Farewell. 2874 03:03:29,020 --> 03:03:29,800 I loved you. 2875 03:03:30,460 --> 03:03:31,700 Heather, my goddess. 2876 03:03:32,100 --> 03:03:32,820 Heather, my lover. 2877 03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:34,480 Heather, my... 2878 03:03:34,480 --> 03:03:35,780 And there's nothing left there. 2879 03:03:35,860 --> 03:03:37,140 It looks like Leonard got to him 2880 03:03:37,140 --> 03:03:38,800 and fucking did him in. 2881 03:03:42,140 --> 03:03:44,420 But I think a pretty salient point 2882 03:03:44,420 --> 03:03:46,120 was made there earlier on. 2883 03:03:46,220 --> 03:03:47,180 We came to the conclusion 2884 03:03:47,180 --> 03:03:48,840 that it could be very, 2885 03:03:49,120 --> 03:03:50,400 it could be folly 2886 03:03:50,400 --> 03:03:51,840 to do live streams. 2887 03:03:53,000 --> 03:03:54,080 Who fucks got a gun? 2888 03:03:56,780 --> 03:03:57,240 Do you know 2889 03:03:57,240 --> 03:03:59,540 where you've said loads of stuff 2890 03:03:59,540 --> 03:04:02,140 over the years maybe 2891 03:04:02,140 --> 03:04:03,340 and then one 2892 03:04:03,340 --> 03:04:05,960 moment of madness 2893 03:04:05,960 --> 03:04:06,740 occurs 2894 03:04:06,740 --> 03:04:10,060 and there's probably 2895 03:04:10,060 --> 03:04:11,320 something that the 2896 03:04:11,320 --> 03:04:13,360 the cunts can fucking 2897 03:04:13,360 --> 03:04:14,700 fish out and get you on, 2898 03:04:14,740 --> 03:04:14,960 you know? 2899 03:04:18,960 --> 03:04:20,240 Let's a little have a... 2900 03:04:21,180 --> 03:04:22,140 What have we got here 2901 03:04:22,140 --> 03:04:22,960 inside our 2902 03:04:22,960 --> 03:04:25,040 situation box? 2903 03:04:25,040 --> 03:04:33,140 So it's a risk. 2904 03:04:33,260 --> 03:04:34,080 You're taking a risk, 2905 03:04:34,200 --> 03:04:34,340 but 2906 03:04:34,340 --> 03:04:35,860 what's life? 2907 03:04:36,520 --> 03:04:37,100 What's life 2908 03:04:37,100 --> 03:04:37,800 without the risks? 2909 03:04:48,280 --> 03:04:49,120 Fucking hell. 2910 03:04:50,480 --> 03:04:51,000 Get away. 2911 03:04:51,120 --> 03:04:51,580 Get away. 2912 03:04:52,020 --> 03:04:53,400 Fucking run away fast. 2913 03:04:53,400 --> 03:05:09,920 I forgot I've got the bulletproof. 2914 03:05:10,060 --> 03:05:11,080 Still not use the bulletproof. 2915 03:05:11,140 --> 03:05:13,340 I'm saving that for the granddaddy finale. 2916 03:05:14,380 --> 03:05:15,540 That'll be a real 2917 03:05:15,540 --> 03:05:16,800 boon 2918 03:05:16,800 --> 03:05:18,580 in that situation 2919 03:05:18,580 --> 03:05:19,240 to have 2920 03:05:19,240 --> 03:05:20,920 a fully 2921 03:05:20,920 --> 03:05:22,680 torqued up 2922 03:05:22,680 --> 03:05:24,740 bulletproof vest. 2923 03:05:25,920 --> 03:05:26,400 Untouched. 2924 03:05:26,400 --> 03:05:26,400 Untouched. 2925 03:05:29,400 --> 03:05:30,400 Done in by 2926 03:05:30,400 --> 03:05:31,560 goons. 2927 03:05:42,060 --> 03:05:43,140 makes you slower. 2928 03:05:43,140 --> 03:05:43,140 It makes you slower. 2929 03:05:43,140 --> 03:05:43,840 Solid serpent. 2930 03:05:43,840 --> 03:05:44,640 I'm willing to believe 2931 03:05:44,640 --> 03:05:45,660 everything that you say 2932 03:05:45,660 --> 03:05:45,980 after 2933 03:05:45,980 --> 03:05:48,940 the information there 2934 03:05:48,940 --> 03:05:49,860 that you gave last night. 2935 03:05:56,760 --> 03:05:58,220 We'll take another little sip 2936 03:05:58,220 --> 03:05:59,020 of that kombucha. 2937 03:06:04,440 --> 03:06:07,300 rock your body right. 2938 03:06:08,940 --> 03:06:09,760 We were already in there. 2939 03:06:09,760 --> 03:06:39,740 I'm sorry. 2940 03:06:39,740 --> 03:06:49,840 Hello? It's your mom. 2941 03:06:49,840 --> 03:06:51,840 Hello? 2942 03:06:51,840 --> 03:06:53,840 Hello? 2943 03:06:53,840 --> 03:07:03,840 Hello? 2944 03:07:03,840 --> 03:07:05,840 The creepy clown, the... 2945 03:07:05,840 --> 03:07:07,840 Claudia? No, I'm not... 2946 03:07:07,840 --> 03:07:09,840 Don't lie to me, Claudia. 2947 03:07:09,840 --> 03:07:13,840 You're always trying to run from your responsibilities. 2948 03:07:13,840 --> 03:07:15,840 Apologize. 2949 03:07:15,840 --> 03:07:19,840 Or maybe you still don't realize how foolish you've been. 2950 03:07:19,840 --> 03:07:23,840 The salvation of all mankind. 2951 03:07:23,840 --> 03:07:25,840 What's a ridiculous dream? 2952 03:07:25,840 --> 03:07:27,840 Wait, just listen to me for a second. 2953 03:07:27,840 --> 03:07:29,840 I've heard enough from you already. 2954 03:07:29,840 --> 03:07:33,840 How did you turn out this way? 2955 03:07:33,840 --> 03:07:35,840 Where did I go wrong? 2956 03:07:35,840 --> 03:07:37,840 Listen to me already! 2957 03:07:37,840 --> 03:07:39,840 I'm not Claudia. 2958 03:07:39,840 --> 03:07:43,840 You're not Claudia. 2959 03:07:43,840 --> 03:07:47,840 My name is Heather. 2960 03:07:47,840 --> 03:07:49,840 Heather. 2961 03:07:51,840 --> 03:07:53,840 Who are you? 2962 03:07:55,840 --> 03:07:57,840 Leonard Wolf. 2963 03:07:57,840 --> 03:07:59,840 I'm sorry. 2964 03:07:59,840 --> 03:08:01,840 I thought you were my daughter. 2965 03:08:01,840 --> 03:08:03,840 Bye. 2966 03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:09,840 Sorry, wrong number. Bye. 2967 03:08:09,840 --> 03:08:11,840 Claudia is your daughter? 2968 03:08:11,840 --> 03:08:13,840 Claudia is your daughter? 2969 03:08:13,840 --> 03:08:17,840 Oh, so you know her, do you? 2970 03:08:17,840 --> 03:08:19,840 Are you one of her followers? 2971 03:08:19,840 --> 03:08:21,840 No. Never. 2972 03:08:21,840 --> 03:08:25,840 When I find her, I'm... 2973 03:08:25,840 --> 03:08:27,840 I can feel the hatred. 2974 03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:28,840 What? 2975 03:08:28,840 --> 03:08:30,840 Behind your words. 2976 03:08:30,840 --> 03:08:32,840 The anger. 2977 03:08:32,840 --> 03:08:35,840 You plan to kill her, don't you? 2978 03:08:35,840 --> 03:08:39,840 I'm sorry. 2979 03:08:39,840 --> 03:08:40,840 But... 2980 03:08:40,840 --> 03:08:42,840 She... 2981 03:08:42,840 --> 03:08:46,840 She killed my father. 2982 03:08:46,840 --> 03:08:49,840 She's a fool. 2983 03:08:49,840 --> 03:08:52,840 But she's still my daughter. 2984 03:08:52,840 --> 03:08:57,840 I was going to forgive her if she changed her ways. 2985 03:08:57,840 --> 03:09:01,840 But I see it's too late. 2986 03:09:04,840 --> 03:09:05,840 Heather. 2987 03:09:05,840 --> 03:09:07,840 Will you help me? 2988 03:09:07,840 --> 03:09:08,840 Help you? 2989 03:09:08,840 --> 03:09:10,840 I'm locked up in here. 2990 03:09:10,840 --> 03:09:13,840 And I must stop Claudia. 2991 03:09:13,840 --> 03:09:14,840 Where are you now? 2992 03:09:14,840 --> 03:09:16,840 I'm not sure myself. 2993 03:09:16,840 --> 03:09:20,840 But the door is at the end of the hall on the second floor. 2994 03:09:20,840 --> 03:09:24,840 I think I can be of help to you. 2995 03:09:24,840 --> 03:09:26,840 I have a seal. 2996 03:09:26,840 --> 03:09:27,840 Please. 2997 03:09:27,840 --> 03:09:29,840 A seal? 2998 03:09:35,840 --> 03:09:36,840 Baby seal. 2999 03:09:40,840 --> 03:09:42,840 The end of the hall on the second floor. 3000 03:09:42,840 --> 03:09:44,840 Dead seal on the fire. 3001 03:09:44,840 --> 03:09:56,840 The whole bed stinks like year old sweat. 3002 03:10:02,840 --> 03:10:03,840 A bit loud there, that door. 3003 03:10:03,840 --> 03:10:06,780 that door. 3004 03:10:06,780 --> 03:10:34,780 *Bad music* 3005 03:10:34,780 --> 03:10:37,780 Staircase, go upstairs. 3006 03:10:49,780 --> 03:10:52,780 Everybody here. 3007 03:10:52,780 --> 03:11:11,780 Fuck. 3008 03:11:11,780 --> 03:11:14,780 Oh, this is a new... 3009 03:11:14,780 --> 03:11:17,780 Oh, these are the lads from the last game. 3010 03:11:17,780 --> 03:11:21,780 Oh, I don't like them, you know. 3011 03:11:21,780 --> 03:11:24,780 Do not like them at all. 3012 03:11:24,780 --> 03:11:26,780 Save is right, yeah. 3013 03:11:43,780 --> 03:11:46,780 Probably just dodge them. 3014 03:11:50,780 --> 03:12:08,780 Oh, fucking hell. 3015 03:12:08,780 --> 03:12:28,780 Fuck. 3016 03:12:28,780 --> 03:12:29,780 Fuck. 3017 03:12:29,780 --> 03:12:30,780 Oh. 3018 03:12:30,780 --> 03:12:46,780 Good job there, shit. 3019 03:12:46,780 --> 03:12:47,780 You'd need a key for that door then, soul. 3020 03:12:47,780 --> 03:13:04,780 We need to fuck off downstairs again or something. 3021 03:13:04,780 --> 03:13:07,780 I saved already, Ragmandu. 3022 03:13:07,780 --> 03:13:09,780 Uh, third is what I was just on, yeah? 3023 03:13:09,780 --> 03:13:23,320 I saved already, Ragmandu. 3024 03:13:25,160 --> 03:13:26,880 Third is what I was just on, yeah? 3025 03:13:27,040 --> 03:13:27,900 I was on the third. 3026 03:13:28,960 --> 03:13:29,920 Did all that stuff. 3027 03:13:32,040 --> 03:13:33,020 That's all done. 3028 03:13:38,200 --> 03:13:40,920 Let me just check and see if there's anything else. 3029 03:14:06,620 --> 03:14:19,580 It is Silent Hill 3, Revenge of the Rumblecock. 3030 03:14:22,060 --> 03:14:24,120 Didn't Leonard say he was in a room on the second floor? 3031 03:14:24,200 --> 03:14:26,600 I don't know Parastroic because my mind is septic. 3032 03:14:27,740 --> 03:14:33,600 I think I was more interested in laughing at the delivery of the lines and dialogues than taking any of it in. 3033 03:14:34,220 --> 03:14:35,800 Thank you very much there, Hyper Schmeck. 3034 03:14:37,580 --> 03:14:39,200 Up to the second floor. 3035 03:14:39,340 --> 03:14:40,160 Let's do that now. 3036 03:14:40,160 --> 03:14:43,160 *Tonk* 3037 03:14:43,160 --> 03:14:45,160 *Tonk* 3038 03:14:45,160 --> 03:14:47,160 *Tonk* 3039 03:14:47,160 --> 03:15:00,160 *Trickets* 3040 03:15:00,160 --> 03:15:21,160 *Trickets* 3041 03:15:21,160 --> 03:15:28,160 *Trickets* 3042 03:15:28,160 --> 03:15:42,160 *Trickets* 3043 03:15:42,160 --> 03:15:46,160 *Trickets* 3044 03:15:46,160 --> 03:15:50,160 *Trickets* 3045 03:15:50,160 --> 03:15:52,160 *Trickets* 3046 03:15:52,160 --> 03:15:54,160 This is it? 3047 03:15:54,160 --> 03:16:06,160 *Trickets* 3048 03:16:06,160 --> 03:16:12,160 A little bit of a fright. You might see me move a bit. Let's have a look. 3049 03:16:12,160 --> 03:16:20,160 *Trickets* 3050 03:16:20,160 --> 03:16:24,160 *Trickets* 3051 03:16:24,160 --> 03:16:26,160 *Trickets* 3052 03:16:26,160 --> 03:16:30,160 *Trickets* 3053 03:16:30,160 --> 03:16:34,160 *Trickets* 3054 03:16:34,160 --> 03:16:54,140 Oh no movement on that one though it didn't fucking shit me up. Is this one of those fucking puzzle manoeuvres is it? Puzzle Labyrinth. Is this emulated? Damn right it is Mu Lin Yan. 3055 03:16:59,140 --> 03:17:01,140 Do you like what you see? 3056 03:17:01,140 --> 03:17:03,140 *Footsteps* 3057 03:17:14,500 --> 03:17:26,120 And not pirating no because if you legally if you have the fucking original copy which I do don't have it in the house at the moment but it's in another house in an attic. Silent Hill 3 PS2. 3058 03:17:26,120 --> 03:17:36,120 Inside a big massive bag with a load of other games. Which I'm keeping because I think they're gonna be... gonna be worth something one day. 3059 03:17:42,120 --> 03:17:46,120 Be careful with some names. Is that a... is that a slur is it? 3060 03:17:50,120 --> 03:17:54,120 Am I gonna... is this gonna be another thing that'll be fucking brought up in court? 3061 03:17:56,120 --> 03:17:59,120 What is it? Italian? American slang? Okay. 3062 03:18:00,120 --> 03:18:04,120 Well I'm not an Italian American am I? How would I know that? 3063 03:18:08,120 --> 03:18:10,120 Oh fucking hell. 3064 03:18:10,120 --> 03:18:12,120 It's from Sopranos you see. 3065 03:18:12,120 --> 03:18:17,120 Well that doesn't make it any fucking better does it? You just made me say it you fucking daft cunt. 3066 03:18:19,120 --> 03:18:21,120 Sorry to say that to you but you... 3067 03:18:21,120 --> 03:18:22,120 I'm COVID-19! 3068 03:18:22,120 --> 03:18:24,120 Thank you very much Gridrain741. 3069 03:18:24,120 --> 03:18:26,120 Variant of concern. 3070 03:18:26,120 --> 03:18:56,100 Thank you. 3071 03:18:56,100 --> 03:19:26,080 Thank you. 3072 03:19:26,080 --> 03:19:56,060 Thank you. 3073 03:19:56,060 --> 03:20:26,040 Thank you. 3074 03:20:26,040 --> 03:20:56,020 Thank you. 3075 03:20:56,020 --> 03:21:26,000 Thank you. 3076 03:21:26,000 --> 03:21:55,980 Thank you. 3077 03:21:55,980 --> 03:22:25,960 Thank you. 3078 03:22:25,960 --> 03:22:55,940 Thank you. 3079 03:22:55,940 --> 03:23:25,920 Thank you. 3080 03:23:25,920 --> 03:23:55,900 Thank you. 3081 03:23:55,900 --> 03:24:25,880 Thank you. 3082 03:24:25,880 --> 03:24:55,860 Thank you. 3083 03:24:55,860 --> 03:25:25,840 Thank you. 3084 03:25:25,840 --> 03:25:55,820 Thank you. 3085 03:25:55,820 --> 03:26:25,800 Thank you. 3086 03:26:25,800 --> 03:26:55,780 Thank you. 3087 03:26:55,780 --> 03:27:25,760 Thank you. 3088 03:27:25,760 --> 03:27:55,740 Thank you. 3089 03:27:55,740 --> 03:28:25,720 Thank you. 3090 03:28:25,720 --> 03:28:55,700 Thank you. 3091 03:28:55,700 --> 03:29:25,680 Thank you. 3092 03:29:25,680 --> 03:29:55,660 Thank you. 3093 03:29:55,660 --> 03:30:25,640 Thank you. 3094 03:30:25,640 --> 03:30:55,620 Thank you. 3095 03:30:55,620 --> 03:31:25,600 Thank you. 3096 03:31:25,600 --> 03:31:55,580 Thank you. 3097 03:31:55,580 --> 03:32:25,560 Thank you. 3098 03:32:25,560 --> 03:32:55,540 Thank you. 3099 03:32:55,540 --> 03:33:25,520 Thank you. 3100 03:33:25,520 --> 03:33:55,500 Thank you. 3101 03:33:55,500 --> 03:34:25,480 Thank you. 3102 03:34:25,480 --> 03:34:55,460 Thank you. 3103 03:34:55,460 --> 03:35:25,440 Thank you. 3104 03:35:25,440 --> 03:35:55,420 Thank you. 3105 03:35:55,420 --> 03:36:25,400 Thank you. 3106 03:36:25,400 --> 03:36:55,380 Thank you. 3107 03:36:55,380 --> 03:37:25,360 Thank you. 3108 03:37:25,360 --> 03:37:55,340 You know, you're a good car, 3109 03:37:55,340 --> 03:38:25,320 I like his style. 3110 03:38:25,320 --> 03:38:55,300 Thank you. 3111 03:38:55,300 --> 03:39:25,280 Thank you. 3112 03:39:25,280 --> 03:39:55,260 Thank you. 3113 03:39:55,260 --> 03:40:25,240 Thank you. 3114 03:40:25,240 --> 03:40:55,220 Thank you. 3115 03:40:55,220 --> 03:41:25,200 Thank you. 3116 03:41:25,200 --> 03:41:55,180 Thank you. 3117 03:41:55,180 --> 03:42:25,160 Thank you. 3118 03:42:25,160 --> 03:42:55,140 Thank you. 3119 03:42:55,140 --> 03:43:25,120 Thank you. 3120 03:43:25,120 --> 03:43:55,100 Thank you. 3121 03:43:55,100 --> 03:44:25,080 Thank you. 3122 03:44:25,080 --> 03:44:55,060 Thank you. 3123 03:44:55,060 --> 03:45:25,040 Thank you. 3124 03:45:25,040 --> 03:45:55,020 Thank you. 3125 03:45:55,020 --> 03:46:25,000 Thank you. 3126 03:46:25,000 --> 03:46:54,980 Thank you. 3127 03:46:54,980 --> 03:47:24,960 Thank you. 3128 03:47:24,960 --> 03:47:54,940 Thank you. 3129 03:47:54,940 --> 03:48:24,920 Thank you. 3130 03:48:24,920 --> 03:48:54,900 Thank you. 3131 03:48:54,900 --> 03:49:24,880 Thank you. 3132 03:49:24,880 --> 03:49:54,860 Thank you. 3133 03:49:54,860 --> 03:50:24,840 Thank you. 3134 03:50:24,840 --> 03:50:54,820 Thank you. 3135 03:50:54,820 --> 03:51:24,800 Thank you. 3136 03:51:24,800 --> 03:51:54,780 Thank you. 3137 03:51:54,780 --> 03:52:24,760 Thank you. 3138 03:52:24,760 --> 03:52:54,740 Thank you. 3139 03:52:54,740 --> 03:53:24,720 Thank you. 3140 03:53:24,720 --> 03:53:54,700 Thank you. 3141 03:53:54,700 --> 03:54:24,680 Thank you. 3142 03:54:24,680 --> 03:54:54,660 Thank you. 3143 03:54:54,660 --> 03:55:24,640 Thank you. 3144 03:55:24,640 --> 03:55:54,620 Thank you. 3145 03:55:54,620 --> 03:56:24,600 Thank you. 3146 03:56:24,600 --> 03:56:54,580 Thank you. 3147 03:56:54,580 --> 03:57:24,560 Thank you. 3148 03:57:24,560 --> 03:57:54,540 Thank you. 3149 03:57:54,540 --> 03:58:24,520 Thank you. 3150 03:58:24,520 --> 03:58:54,500 Thank you. 3151 03:58:54,500 --> 03:59:24,480 Thank you. 3152 03:59:24,480 --> 03:59:54,460 Thank you. 3153 03:59:54,460 --> 04:00:24,440 Thank you. 3154 04:00:24,440 --> 04:00:54,420 Thank you. 3155 04:00:54,420 --> 04:01:24,400 Thank you. 3156 04:01:24,400 --> 04:01:29,960 San Francisco. That might not be unusual, except that the group has never played the West Coast 3157 04:01:29,960 --> 04:01:35,540 before. In fact, they had hardly traveled outside of New York State, except on the internet. 3158 04:01:36,420 --> 04:01:44,900 Any internet presence we had was started by fans. I remember seeing a band featured and it was like, 3159 04:01:44,900 --> 04:01:50,740 the hot new band are starting out on the internet in their garage. But it wasn't mole. 3160 04:01:51,480 --> 04:01:56,400 There are actually several different sites or places you could visit on the computer today. 3161 04:01:56,940 --> 04:02:06,920 Then when you see the name like Al Schneer, it does, or Schneier, it sounds like something I would have stopped to have said Al Schneier. 3162 04:02:07,200 --> 04:02:12,880 But in fairness, I do that for every name I see. So I can't fucking say I've seen it or not. 3163 04:02:12,880 --> 04:02:18,080 That lists the history of people are saying just want to meet because we have this common interest. 3164 04:02:18,560 --> 04:02:25,600 This was Moe's third live webcast. Fans around the world could listen to the music through a software real audio player, 3165 04:02:26,160 --> 04:02:28,500 and even see video snapshots of the performance. 3166 04:02:34,120 --> 04:02:40,540 Moe's rise to success was helped along by a devoted group of fans, many of whom met on the web. 3167 04:02:40,540 --> 04:02:45,260 Moe, I was Chinese. Thank you very much there, Ronan Murphy. 3168 04:02:47,260 --> 04:02:48,380 Happy midi to you. 3169 04:02:48,380 --> 04:02:54,100 ...hiring college kids to run around and tape up flyers on telephone poles. 3170 04:02:54,100 --> 04:02:58,920 In fact, the band's large web following launched their recording careers. 3171 04:02:59,600 --> 04:03:03,660 A Sony talent scout discovered the band in a musical chat group while surfing the web. 3172 04:03:04,340 --> 04:03:08,800 He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said. 3173 04:03:08,800 --> 04:03:09,980 And he, uh... 3174 04:03:09,980 --> 04:03:13,300 How about the bad damn world? How about the bad damn world? 3175 04:03:13,800 --> 04:03:17,620 What we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said. 3176 04:03:18,140 --> 04:03:22,700 He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said. 3177 04:03:22,700 --> 04:03:27,820 He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said. 3178 04:03:27,820 --> 04:03:56,220 And he, uh, was... Happy to slap... Happy to slap down balls. Happy to slap down balls. Happy to slap down balls. 3179 04:03:56,220 --> 04:03:59,320 happy to slap down balls. 3180 04:03:59,320 --> 04:04:05,440 What we sounded like, he just listened to tape up, flyers, telephone. The following launched 3181 04:04:05,440 --> 04:04:10,160 their recording careers. A Sony talent scout discovered the band in a musical chat group 3182 04:04:10,160 --> 04:04:14,680 while surfing the web. He had no idea what we sounded like, he just listened to descriptions, 3183 04:04:14,680 --> 04:04:19,360 or read descriptions that people said, and he was really interested and he kept trying 3184 04:04:19,360 --> 04:04:23,440 to get in contact with us and he kept emailing the wrong person I guess. And he couldn't 3185 04:04:23,440 --> 04:04:26,820 believe that we weren't returning his email because he was from Sony, so he was getting 3186 04:04:26,820 --> 04:04:30,980 really obsessed with finding us and he finally after like two weeks was able to get in touch 3187 04:04:30,980 --> 04:04:34,220 with our manager. The new power of the internet as a future 3188 04:04:34,220 --> 04:04:38,320 competitor has also caught the attention of recording companies. 3189 04:04:38,320 --> 04:04:43,600 It definitely could happen, you know. It definitely could happen, I've said that a few times, like 3190 04:04:43,600 --> 04:04:48,100 when you're trying to fob someone off with something that's not going to happen. It definitely could 3191 04:04:48,100 --> 04:04:54,720 happen, yeah. Companies. It definitely could happen, you know, and it's got all the record 3192 04:04:54,720 --> 04:04:59,460 labels, you know, shaking in their boots to a certain degree. When a really big band decides 3193 04:04:59,460 --> 04:05:07,120 to take that step and, you know, bypass the traditional channels that have been set up, then it'll prove that it's happened. 3194 04:05:07,120 --> 04:05:11,560 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Tom Van Horn. Van Horn. 3195 04:05:11,560 --> 04:05:28,820 There are two creative aspects to the music business, creating the actual songs and then creating the recordings of those songs. 3196 04:05:28,820 --> 04:05:36,560 The guy who does the mix may have more to do with the success of a CD than the musicians themselves. And I guess, Steve, that's... 3197 04:05:36,560 --> 04:05:41,300 Thank you very much. We have a CD mixer in the house, The King of Finglas. Thank you very much. 3198 04:05:41,300 --> 04:05:46,040 And the other idea with your mix band stuff is I can get in there and actually remix a song and make it the way I like it. 3199 04:05:46,040 --> 04:05:46,040 Absolutely. 3200 04:05:46,040 --> 04:05:52,040 All right, now, let's take a look. What we have here is... This is actually a beta version. You don't have this thing finish yet. You're gonna have eight songs here by George Clinton, right? 3201 04:05:52,040 --> 04:05:57,040 That's correct. And we got one of them up here at Tom McDoug. So I could just play the song as it was originally recorded if I just bought the music CD? 3202 04:05:57,040 --> 04:06:26,780 Yeah, that's right. All I'd have to do is hit the play button and it'll actually play that soundtrack from George Clinton. Okay. In the future, if you want... Actually, if you want to go ahead and manipulate that, all I'd have to do is just click the mix button. All right, so that was the original recording. I can go now inside here... Is this being so lonely? Is this where we find being so lonely? Being so lonely? Pull all 16 tracks apart for me and say, you put it together the way you want. 3203 04:06:26,780 --> 04:06:56,520 That's crap. How do I do it? What's... Thank you very much. Chad Flexington. Thank you very much. This interface here. Well, basically, this is the interface here. What's the maddest thing someone has tried to rope you into? Fuck. Fuck, I don't know. I'll think about that one and answer after this segment. Interface right here. You've got two turntables. Each turntable has eight... 3204 04:06:56,520 --> 04:07:12,300 Eight bits of sound or eight elements of sound on it. And how do I know what they are? Okay, what I do is just hit the help screen right here. I still don't know what they are. I see keys to touch. That's right. Now, what I'll do is I'll go ahead and play... I'll go ahead and play this. And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key. 3205 04:07:13,300 --> 04:07:16,180 Sounds like a fucking domestic disturbance. 3206 04:07:16,300 --> 04:07:20,500 To bass. Okay. And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key. 3207 04:07:21,200 --> 04:07:24,560 Some fucking fellas are about to start fighting in your house downstairs. 3208 04:07:25,300 --> 04:07:26,380 I'll go ahead and play this. 3209 04:07:27,440 --> 04:07:30,120 And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key. 3210 04:07:30,120 --> 04:07:30,800 What's that? 3211 04:07:30,800 --> 04:07:34,200 I love you, fool! I love my girl! 3212 04:07:34,640 --> 04:07:35,740 I'll go ahead and play this. 3213 04:07:36,880 --> 04:07:39,660 And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key. 3214 04:07:40,200 --> 04:07:40,960 It's a bass. 3215 04:07:41,560 --> 04:07:41,840 Okay? 3216 04:07:42,080 --> 04:07:45,520 I can either hit it, or I can lock it in by hitting me. 3217 04:07:46,180 --> 04:07:46,740 But the dog... 3218 04:07:46,740 --> 04:07:47,080 Space bar. 3219 04:07:47,340 --> 04:07:47,680 Okay? 3220 04:07:47,820 --> 04:07:51,180 Okay, so you've added that bass track now in there, and you can go play with something else. 3221 04:07:51,180 --> 04:07:51,500 That's right. 3222 04:07:51,780 --> 04:07:53,060 So I'll add a little rhythm. 3223 04:07:54,820 --> 04:07:58,800 So the yellow tells me you're manually doing it, the green tells me you've locked it in? 3224 04:07:58,900 --> 04:07:59,320 That's correct. 3225 04:08:00,040 --> 04:08:01,320 I'll go ahead and play some hi-hat. 3226 04:08:03,180 --> 04:08:06,520 And if I'd like to, I can put some sound in there as well as some voices. 3227 04:08:08,400 --> 04:08:11,400 Now, what's nice is I can also go ahead and break this down. 3228 04:08:11,780 --> 04:08:13,620 So if I hit the minus key... 3229 04:08:13,620 --> 04:08:17,660 Bow, wow, wow, e-p-o, e-p-ay. Bow, wow, wow, e-p-o, e-p-ay. 3230 04:08:19,100 --> 04:08:21,320 Whatever's pressed down, we'll go ahead and play. 3231 04:08:21,700 --> 04:08:21,980 Okay. 3232 04:08:23,860 --> 04:08:25,320 And I can go right back into my beat. 3233 04:08:25,580 --> 04:08:27,800 All right, show us now what some of the other tracks are here. 3234 04:08:27,900 --> 04:08:29,420 I mean, the W, E, R, all that stuff. 3235 04:08:29,500 --> 04:08:30,360 So you can get a feel for it. 3236 04:08:30,500 --> 04:08:32,100 Well, if I want to hit the W, it's just a wolf. 3237 04:08:32,440 --> 04:08:32,920 Oh, okay. 3238 04:08:34,100 --> 04:08:34,620 Got it. 3239 04:08:34,980 --> 04:08:35,220 Okay. 3240 04:08:35,520 --> 04:08:36,620 Then I can actually play the drums. 3241 04:08:39,180 --> 04:08:40,540 So there you're doing it manually. 3242 04:08:41,480 --> 04:08:43,140 Or again, you can just lock in that drum beat. 3243 04:08:43,780 --> 04:08:45,620 Just lock in that drum beat. 3244 04:08:45,680 --> 04:08:46,000 That's right. 3245 04:08:48,100 --> 04:08:48,660 That's right. 3246 04:08:51,540 --> 04:08:57,000 Now, can I actually record my mix and hold on to it and then put it up on the net or share it with other people? 3247 04:08:57,000 --> 04:08:57,120 Absolutely. 3248 04:08:57,400 --> 04:08:57,720 Absolutely. 3249 04:08:58,200 --> 04:09:04,440 What you can do, you can actually save it as a text file and email it to some of your friends who have mix wars. 3250 04:09:05,000 --> 04:09:05,280 Wow. 3251 04:09:05,580 --> 04:09:06,920 All right, Nick, there's an options screen here. 3252 04:09:06,920 --> 04:09:07,620 What are some of the choices? 3253 04:09:07,660 --> 04:09:09,500 Can I change the tempo and that kind of stuff? 3254 04:09:09,820 --> 04:09:12,680 Yeah, what I'd do is hit the options screen if I'd like to. 3255 04:09:12,680 --> 04:09:13,840 I can just change the tempo. 3256 04:09:14,780 --> 04:09:17,000 And I can slow it down or I can speed it up. 3257 04:09:17,000 --> 04:09:18,300 But that's the whole song, right? 3258 04:09:18,380 --> 04:09:18,660 That's right. 3259 04:09:18,660 --> 04:09:20,020 The whole thing can make it slower or faster? 3260 04:09:20,200 --> 04:09:20,560 That's right. 3261 04:09:21,720 --> 04:09:22,900 And FX, what's that? 3262 04:09:23,280 --> 04:09:25,100 That'll actually just break it down a little bit. 3263 04:09:25,240 --> 04:09:25,540 Okay. 3264 04:09:25,540 --> 04:09:27,300 And change the beat a little bit. 3265 04:09:27,540 --> 04:09:29,680 All right, so let's go back to your main screen here. 3266 04:09:29,780 --> 04:09:30,300 Let's hear this music. 3267 04:09:30,300 --> 04:09:31,420 Hi, Karumpus. 3268 04:09:32,560 --> 04:09:33,960 And what's with the strand? 3269 04:09:34,180 --> 04:09:40,820 Whoever's doing the vision mixing or who's on fucking graphics has only decided to fucking give him this strand now. 3270 04:09:41,360 --> 04:09:41,740 What's that? 3271 04:09:42,100 --> 04:09:43,940 That'll actually just break it down a little bit. 3272 04:09:44,080 --> 04:09:44,380 Okay. 3273 04:09:44,520 --> 04:09:46,140 And change the beat a little bit. 3274 04:09:46,360 --> 04:09:48,520 All right, so let's go back to your main screen here. 3275 04:09:48,560 --> 04:09:49,660 Let's hear this music again. 3276 04:09:49,720 --> 04:09:57,260 All right, so this is going to be George Clinton's greatest hits. 3277 04:09:57,480 --> 04:09:58,280 Thanks very much. 3278 04:09:58,360 --> 04:09:58,800 All right. 3279 04:09:58,800 --> 04:10:00,480 For Mixman and I can remix everything. 3280 04:10:00,620 --> 04:10:00,920 That's right. 3281 04:10:01,020 --> 04:10:01,520 It's pretty cool. 3282 04:10:01,780 --> 04:10:03,580 And it's all synced up, so I mean, I'm an idiot. 3283 04:10:03,680 --> 04:10:04,080 It doesn't matter. 3284 04:10:04,160 --> 04:10:04,940 It knows to bring the music. 3285 04:10:04,940 --> 04:10:08,320 Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent, so it'll keep everything in sync for you. 3286 04:10:08,480 --> 04:10:09,020 Thanks a lot. 3287 04:10:09,420 --> 04:10:09,760 All right. 3288 04:10:10,380 --> 04:10:10,740 Lovely. 3289 04:10:10,940 --> 04:10:12,280 And it's what we want. 3290 04:10:12,420 --> 04:10:13,580 It's what we're here for. 3291 04:10:13,640 --> 04:10:14,800 Why I'm here anyway. 3292 04:10:15,020 --> 04:10:19,700 And it's been sadly lacking in the last couple of minutes or a couple of episodes at least. 3293 04:10:19,700 --> 04:10:22,400 It's the Stew Shark Cutoff. 3294 04:10:23,480 --> 04:10:24,520 Trademark TM. 3295 04:10:26,200 --> 04:10:26,560 Copyrighted. 3296 04:10:27,080 --> 04:10:32,060 The guest is still talking mid-sentence, and Stew gets the fuck out of Dodge. 3297 04:10:32,740 --> 04:10:33,520 It's beautiful stuff. 3298 04:10:33,700 --> 04:10:34,400 We love to see it. 3299 04:10:34,420 --> 04:10:34,660 I'm an idiot. 3300 04:10:34,760 --> 04:10:35,160 It doesn't matter. 3301 04:10:35,240 --> 04:10:36,000 It knows to bring the music. 3302 04:10:36,020 --> 04:10:39,380 Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent, so it'll keep everything in sync for you. 3303 04:10:39,500 --> 04:10:40,000 Steve, thanks a lot. 3304 04:10:40,000 --> 04:10:40,640 So you sound like a virtual DJ. 3305 04:10:40,700 --> 04:10:40,920 Okay. 3306 04:10:41,280 --> 04:10:44,520 Well, the ultimate musical instrument is, of course, the human voice. 3307 04:10:44,600 --> 04:10:45,760 So you sound like a virtual DJ. 3308 04:10:45,800 --> 04:10:46,040 Okay. 3309 04:10:46,220 --> 04:10:46,500 Thank you. 3310 04:10:46,580 --> 04:10:47,500 Well, the ultimate... 3311 04:10:47,500 --> 04:10:48,220 Okay. 3312 04:10:48,220 --> 04:10:51,020 The ultimate musical instrument is, of course, the human voice. 3313 04:10:51,140 --> 04:10:56,260 Now you can use just your voice to compose music, even create multi-track instrumental recordings 3314 04:10:56,260 --> 04:10:58,840 with an incredible piece of software called AutoScore. 3315 04:10:59,180 --> 04:11:00,460 And Evan, that's what we have up here. 3316 04:11:00,640 --> 04:11:05,380 And I love when he says AutoScore, how he looks at your man right in the eye. 3317 04:11:05,380 --> 04:11:06,220 With an incredible piece of software called AutoScore. 3318 04:11:06,220 --> 04:11:19,260 It's all muscle memory with him at this stage. 3319 04:11:19,260 --> 04:11:37,540 It's all muscle memory with him at this stage when he goes from guest to guest, from the cutoff, from the early cutoff to the, the cobra-like AutoScore and then moving. 3320 04:11:37,540 --> 04:11:39,540 It's, he's doing it all with the body. 3321 04:11:39,540 --> 04:11:41,640 I mean, we're hearing the words as well. 3322 04:11:41,640 --> 04:11:42,440 There's the delivery. 3323 04:11:42,440 --> 04:11:46,380 It's, he's got the delivery is the body movement. 3324 04:11:46,380 --> 04:11:49,220 And he's the engagement with the guest as well. 3325 04:11:49,220 --> 04:11:50,540 He's the triple threat. 3326 04:11:50,540 --> 04:11:52,080 So it'll keep everything in sync for you. 3327 04:11:52,080 --> 04:11:53,300 So you sound like a virtual DJ. 3328 04:11:53,300 --> 04:11:53,620 Okay. 3329 04:11:53,620 --> 04:11:54,960 It's slick as fuck. 3330 04:11:54,960 --> 04:11:55,500 It's right. 3331 04:11:55,500 --> 04:11:57,340 The ultimate musical instrument is, of course, the human voice. 3332 04:11:57,340 --> 04:12:04,540 Now you can use just your voice to compose music, even create multi-track instrumental recordings with an incredible piece of software called AutoScore. 3333 04:12:04,540 --> 04:12:07,540 It's a flow state. 3334 04:12:07,540 --> 04:12:08,540 How does this work? 3335 04:12:08,540 --> 04:12:12,540 I just, what, hum into a microphone and then turn it into any instrument I want it to be? 3336 04:12:12,540 --> 04:12:13,540 That's exactly how it works. 3337 04:12:13,540 --> 04:12:15,540 That's exactly how it works. 3338 04:12:15,540 --> 04:12:17,540 And I haven't seen this. 3339 04:12:17,540 --> 04:12:19,540 So people were saying we've seen it. 3340 04:12:19,540 --> 04:12:20,540 I don't think we've seen this. 3341 04:12:20,540 --> 04:12:27,540 We've seen an episode that is quite like it, where he's, we've got the being so lonely and the samples and the music. 3342 04:12:27,540 --> 04:12:34,540 But I don't think we've seen Evan Gilbert here from Wildcat Canyon Software. 3343 04:12:34,540 --> 04:12:36,540 What, hum, we're called AutoScore. 3344 04:12:36,540 --> 04:12:37,540 And Evan, that's what we have up here. 3345 04:12:37,540 --> 04:12:38,540 How does this work? 3346 04:12:38,540 --> 04:12:42,540 I just, what, hum into a microphone and then turn it into any instrument I want it to be? 3347 04:12:42,540 --> 04:12:43,540 That's exactly how it works. 3348 04:12:43,540 --> 04:12:46,540 You sing or play a tune and AutoScore writes it down for you. 3349 04:12:46,540 --> 04:12:50,540 Just plug a microphone into your sound card and the microphone comes with AutoScore. 3350 04:12:50,540 --> 04:12:53,540 And then you can just go ahead and record your music into the computer. 3351 04:12:53,540 --> 04:12:56,540 So AutoScore, I take it, it automatically scores what I'm singing. 3352 04:12:56,540 --> 04:12:59,540 So not only does it record the sound, but it actually is writing the notes on the staff? 3353 04:12:59,540 --> 04:13:00,540 That's right. 3354 04:13:00,540 --> 04:13:01,540 All right, what are we seeing on the screen here now? 3355 04:13:01,540 --> 04:13:02,540 There's some tracks already down there. 3356 04:13:02,540 --> 04:13:03,540 Where'd they come from? 3357 04:13:03,540 --> 04:13:05,540 These are some tracks we brought with us. 3358 04:13:05,540 --> 04:13:07,540 They're kind of nice background tracks. 3359 04:13:07,540 --> 04:13:08,540 We have 15 sets of backgrounds. 3360 04:13:08,540 --> 04:13:12,540 So the software has a library of backgrounds of the drums and the piano and all that kind of stuff. 3361 04:13:12,540 --> 04:13:13,540 That's right. 3362 04:13:13,540 --> 04:13:15,540 All right, well, can I ask you to sing? 3363 04:13:15,540 --> 04:13:17,540 Do whatever you're going to do here and show how this works. 3364 04:13:17,540 --> 04:13:18,540 Okay, I'll go ahead and sing for you. 3365 04:13:18,540 --> 04:13:19,540 Are you a singer? 3366 04:13:19,540 --> 04:13:22,540 I'm not a singer, no, but I play one on TV. 3367 04:13:22,540 --> 04:13:23,540 Okay. 3368 04:13:23,540 --> 04:13:24,540 What does that mean? 3369 04:13:24,540 --> 04:13:26,540 Playing one on TV? 3370 04:13:26,540 --> 04:13:31,540 We also know there are no... 3371 04:13:31,540 --> 04:13:34,540 There are no, no, let's say there are things. 3372 04:13:34,540 --> 04:13:35,540 No, we do not know. 3373 04:13:35,540 --> 04:13:36,540 Thank you very much being so lonely. 3374 04:13:36,540 --> 04:13:38,540 Francis, have you ever been to Germany? 3375 04:13:38,540 --> 04:13:39,540 Any recommendations? 3376 04:13:39,540 --> 04:13:40,540 I haven't, but the uncle has. 3377 04:13:40,540 --> 04:13:44,540 If you check the playlist, there's a load of streams of him in the screen. 3378 04:13:44,540 --> 04:13:46,540 streams of him in Germany. 3379 04:13:46,540 --> 04:13:53,540 And as for Chad Flexington, who so kindly tipped seven minutes ago, asking what's the maddest thing someone has tried to rope you into? 3380 04:13:53,540 --> 04:13:58,540 I really fucking can't remember, but there's been a few shit situations. 3381 04:13:58,540 --> 04:13:59,540 The maddest thing? 3382 04:13:59,540 --> 04:14:00,540 I don't know. 3383 04:14:00,540 --> 04:14:05,540 I mean, I live a relatively madless existence. 3384 04:14:05,540 --> 04:14:21,540 And I'm worried that if I do pluck some instance of madness from the past, it probably really isn't that mad and doesn't live up to the madness befitting of a live stream, you know? 3385 04:14:21,540 --> 04:14:33,540 Plus, when you put up against a situation where you're watching the master of all trades, Stuart Shafee, and then this guy here who's going to start fucking singing into a mic. 3386 04:14:33,540 --> 04:14:36,540 You know, I've been beaten in the entertainment stakes already. 3387 04:14:36,540 --> 04:14:38,540 I've been beaten with a fucking bat. 3388 04:14:38,540 --> 04:14:40,540 So, uh, thanks for the tip. 3389 04:14:40,540 --> 04:14:43,540 All right, tell us what you're doing. 3390 04:14:43,540 --> 04:14:45,540 Okay, so basically you just turn all this- 3391 04:14:45,540 --> 04:14:49,540 A lovely hanging Chad situation there after the laughter. 3392 04:14:49,540 --> 04:14:51,540 After the laughter's gone. 3393 04:14:51,540 --> 04:14:52,540 Ha ha. 3394 04:14:52,540 --> 04:14:53,540 Pause. 3395 04:14:54,540 --> 04:14:55,540 All right, so tell us. 3396 04:14:56,540 --> 04:14:57,540 Okay, I'll go ahead and sing for you. 3397 04:14:57,540 --> 04:14:58,540 Are you a singer? 3398 04:14:58,540 --> 04:15:00,540 I'm not a singer, no, but I play one on TV. 3399 04:15:00,540 --> 04:15:01,540 Okay. 3400 04:15:03,540 --> 04:15:04,540 All right, tell us what you're doing. 3401 04:15:04,540 --> 04:15:11,540 Okay, so basically you just turn all the score on and then hit record in the sequencer and then sing in and the notes appear on screen while you're singing. 3402 04:15:11,540 --> 04:15:12,540 Okay. 3403 04:15:13,540 --> 04:15:18,540 Oh my god, I think we have seen this. 3404 04:15:18,540 --> 04:15:19,540 Thank you very much. 3405 04:15:19,540 --> 04:15:20,540 I think we have seen this. 3406 04:15:20,540 --> 04:15:21,540 Thank you very much. 3407 04:15:21,540 --> 04:15:24,540 Thank you very much, random question. 3408 04:15:24,540 --> 04:15:26,540 What time does your postman get to your house each day? 3409 04:15:26,540 --> 04:15:31,540 I don't know I haven't got a letter in a long time. 3410 04:15:31,540 --> 04:15:33,540 I'm not looking out for him, you know? 3411 04:15:33,540 --> 04:15:41,540 And then hit record in the sequencer and then sing in and the notes appear on screen while you're singing. 3412 04:15:41,540 --> 04:16:11,300 while you're singing. Okay. We have seen this. All right, I will grant you Evan you don't sound like a real singer, but I mean you did this. Now suppose you were slightly off 3413 04:16:11,300 --> 04:16:41,060 key which a couple times sounded like maybe you work and then can the program take that into account? Sure, in fact there's a special constrained to key feature which will limit your notes to output in one certain key. If you know you're going to play something in G major, go ahead and set it to constrained to G major and any mistakes will be constrained to that key. Is there a screen in which I can make those kinds of choices? How do I see that? Sure, just go ahead and go to the menu, go ahead and constrained to and choose chromatic scale. Okay, so make sure everything sticks 3414 04:16:41,060 --> 04:17:04,620 to the notes in that particular key. All right, let's go back now. Now how do I decide what instrument I want to turn the voice into? It's very easy. Just go ahead and click here and choose the instrument. We have it set on a cello now, but you can even change it while you're playing it so you can hear what the different instruments will sound like. All right, so what instrument? Thank you very much, Ali. We can go ahead and turn it into, let's try it, overdrive guitar, kind of make it sound a little harsher. And let's, can we hear your song now? Yeah, that'd be great. 3415 04:17:10,820 --> 04:17:21,100 And the first line of the score is the notes you've just sung into the thing. 3416 04:17:21,100 --> 04:17:26,640 That's right. Now, can I go back inside and edit it, say, well, I didn't really like the 3417 04:17:26,640 --> 04:17:29,660 note I sang, and I don't have to sing the whole darn thing over again. Can I move notes 3418 04:17:29,660 --> 04:17:33,060 around and stuff and change the timing? Yeah, the great thing is that Autoscore translates 3419 04:17:33,060 --> 04:17:37,660 into MIDI data, which is very easy to manipulate. You can add or remove notes, change the instruments, 3420 04:17:37,660 --> 04:17:42,200 print it out, change the key, do whatever you need to. So I could print this score and actually 3421 04:17:42,200 --> 04:17:45,400 take it over to someone and say, hey, play it. I just wrote this song. That's right. All right. 3422 04:17:45,400 --> 04:17:50,380 Now, you sang into it. Can I just, I mean, suppose I can play the guitar or the violin or the flute 3423 04:17:50,380 --> 04:17:54,380 or something. I could also just play my instrument into the mic. It would do the same thing? That's 3424 04:17:54,380 --> 04:17:58,660 correct. Autoscore allows you to use your favorite instrument to compose music on the computer. Now, 3425 04:17:58,660 --> 04:18:03,580 you only mentioned the word MIDI once, which is kind of a scary word for most people. But is it in fact 3426 04:18:03,580 --> 04:18:08,120 a MIDI program? If I had a MIDI keyboard, I could actually play into that also? Sure. 3427 04:18:08,120 --> 04:18:12,660 You can use your MIDI keyboard. Because it's MIDI, it does allow you to do a lot of things with music. You can put it up on your webpage, 3428 04:18:12,660 --> 04:18:24,200 have it playback. You can, again, edit it. Thank you very much, Conrad. There are a lot of things you can do with it once it's a MIDI format. But we found that a lot of setups in the past have been expensive and complicated to use because of all the MIDI hardware required. 3429 04:18:24,200 --> 04:18:42,740 Brad Chadley. Thanks so much for the tip. Brad Chadley. Watch your Dream Team podcast set up. Three guests. Stu. 3430 04:18:42,740 --> 04:18:47,280 Me. Just thought I could talk to Stu. 3431 04:18:47,280 --> 04:18:49,280 What else can I do to control this? 3432 04:18:49,280 --> 04:19:01,280 Well, you can set it up to whatever instrument you're using. So if you're using a saxophone, the way you try and recognize it is not going to recognize the human voice. You can also set the interface, set it, you know, more complicated controls such as the MIDI channel. 3433 04:19:01,280 --> 04:19:15,320 Once again, idiot-proof music composition. That's right. Thanks, Evan. All right. Well, a computer, of course, cannot do anything. I think it's just me and Stu. There's no need for a third mic. But at the Center for New Music and Audio Technologies at UC Berkeley, they're working on that, too. 3434 04:19:23,320 --> 04:19:39,560 The Center for New Music and Audio Technologies, or CINMAT, is just a few blocks away from the university campus. But it could be in a different world. Dissonant jazz. Musicians and composers mix with scientists and psychologists to explore uncharted musical realms. 3435 04:19:45,680 --> 04:20:06,980 We're interested in creating a kind of music that can't be created. There are many things that we can have the computer do to us with the sounds that are impossible gesturally. We just don't have that many fingers to control. So we can get very dense sounds. We can also exploit the computer's ability to synthesize sounds that aren't acoustic in our time. 3436 04:20:06,980 --> 04:20:08,980 It's a Danny Baker jazz ensemble. 3437 04:20:08,980 --> 04:20:19,420 Yeah, when I saw his chin, I started to think of my own, which has potential depending on the computer's response. 3438 04:20:20,320 --> 04:20:25,520 To become arcystic, if not already arcystic. 3439 04:20:28,820 --> 04:20:43,240 It's a landscape. And so the response is always, there are hundreds of triggers possible. So that means that there's a great, the landscape is fairly broad. 3440 04:20:44,020 --> 04:20:53,240 Composer and jazz pianist V.J. Iyer has a different goal in mind. He is studying how variations in rhythm can make the difference between a mechanical and human sound. 3441 04:20:53,240 --> 04:21:06,000 Sounds fucking shite, man. By shifting the beat slightly forward or back, he can program his drum synthesizer to play with a human-like swing. It's a concept that's easier to hear than to describe. 3442 04:21:06,000 --> 04:21:09,200 Thank you very much. Teeny cocks. 3443 04:21:12,500 --> 04:21:19,400 A first-time visitor to Cinemat might easily be overwhelmed by the diversity of projects here, but there is a common ground. 3444 04:21:20,040 --> 04:21:36,180 Also, the computer is actually a unifying element. It's broken down the traditional distinction between a composer, a musician, an instrument builder, and a sound designer. And we usually find those are simply tasks that are taken on in different phases of a project, often by the same person. 3445 04:21:36,880 --> 04:21:39,260 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Tom Van Horn. 3446 04:21:42,020 --> 04:21:43,820 Tom Van Horn's after you. 3447 04:21:43,820 --> 04:21:56,700 Well, the ultimate task for a computer would be... 3448 04:21:56,700 --> 04:22:00,880 Collectors, item, push in there. Dolly, uh... 3449 04:22:00,880 --> 04:22:04,520 Usage of the dolly. You don't really see it that much in Computer Chronicles. 3450 04:22:07,280 --> 04:22:08,600 Or it's a crane, actually. 3451 04:22:10,560 --> 04:22:11,180 Or is it? 3452 04:22:11,180 --> 04:22:14,720 Well, the ultimate task for a computer would be to act as your music teacher. 3453 04:22:14,900 --> 04:22:22,180 And thanks to the mathematical underpinnings of music, today's PCs can actually listen to you play, tell you what you did right and what you did wrong. 3454 04:22:22,220 --> 04:22:24,320 And I guess that's the point in the Family Music Center here. 3455 04:22:24,780 --> 04:22:26,800 The computer can teach me to play the piano? 3456 04:22:27,180 --> 04:22:27,780 Yes, it can. 3457 04:22:27,860 --> 04:22:28,360 Show me how. 3458 04:22:28,840 --> 04:22:33,140 Okay. Well, what we're doing is we're actually using artificial intelligence to grade what the student is. 3459 04:22:33,140 --> 04:22:35,260 It's a beautiful ponytail. It's long. 3460 04:22:35,980 --> 04:22:37,520 It's washed. It's conditioned. 3461 04:22:40,000 --> 04:22:41,540 And look at the form on Stu. 3462 04:22:42,520 --> 04:22:43,300 Great form. 3463 04:22:43,960 --> 04:22:47,140 And always the Ralph Lauren tucked in polo. 3464 04:22:48,740 --> 04:22:50,380 Chinos as standard. 3465 04:22:57,260 --> 04:22:58,280 Great body language. 3466 04:22:58,920 --> 04:22:59,740 In control. 3467 04:23:00,840 --> 04:23:01,500 Empathetic. 3468 04:23:01,500 --> 04:23:04,440 Ready to engage. 3469 04:23:08,360 --> 04:23:11,040 Business tactical is nice. 3470 04:23:11,120 --> 04:23:14,140 It's a nice way of describing what we're seeing there with Stu. 3471 04:23:16,140 --> 04:23:20,260 What we're doing is we're actually using artificial intelligence to grade what the student is playing. 3472 04:23:20,640 --> 04:23:23,680 And we create a lesson plan on the fly to teach that student how to play music. 3473 04:23:23,680 --> 04:23:25,680 All right. So I just logged in before as a random user knowing nothing. 3474 04:23:25,680 --> 04:23:27,180 Exactly. What do I do? 3475 04:23:27,180 --> 04:23:27,480 What do I do? 3476 04:23:27,480 --> 04:23:32,360 Look over here. It's showing us recommended pieces. Let's choose Go Tell Aunt Rhody, which is marked as a level one. 3477 04:23:32,360 --> 04:23:33,660 Beautiful. Okay. So that's the baby first. 3478 04:23:33,660 --> 04:23:34,940 Lovely. G-E-U-I there. 3479 04:23:35,220 --> 04:23:38,560 That's the best thing you learn. Exactly. Let's go into the learn area where our actual lesson system... 3480 04:23:38,560 --> 04:23:40,560 Okay. So they're the notes I'm supposed to play. 3481 04:23:40,560 --> 04:23:42,200 Welcome to the learning area. 3482 04:23:42,200 --> 04:23:44,760 Voice annotation throughout, leading us through using the product. 3483 04:23:44,760 --> 04:23:49,500 And the little hand at the bottom there is telling me how to finger this particular piece. 3484 04:23:49,500 --> 04:23:51,960 Exactly. That's our magic hands technology. It's part of our analysis system. 3485 04:23:51,960 --> 04:23:52,760 Finger piece. 3486 04:23:52,760 --> 04:23:56,100 We actually have a video in here also to actually show me a real person playing it. Exactly. 3487 04:23:56,100 --> 04:23:59,100 Can we take a quick look at that? Go over to our demo area. 3488 04:24:05,740 --> 04:24:11,260 So this would be really useful to see how a person who knows how to play the piano actually uses their hands and fingers here. 3489 04:24:11,260 --> 04:24:14,260 And what the music ought to sound like. Mm-hmm. 3490 04:24:14,260 --> 04:24:20,260 Okay. So now let's try. You be the student here and try to play that piece. And I want to see how the computer analyzes your performance. 3491 04:24:20,260 --> 04:24:23,260 Okay. Let's step back into the lesson area. 3492 04:24:23,260 --> 04:24:28,260 Welcome to the learning area for a demonstration of this. 3493 04:24:28,260 --> 04:24:31,260 Okay. We did that bit. So you got to play now, huh? 3494 04:24:31,260 --> 04:24:33,260 Okay. And again, it's prompting with the green E to play. 3495 04:24:33,260 --> 04:24:35,260 Play the green. The note is green. 3496 04:24:35,260 --> 04:24:39,260 Well, I'll give you a good score for that one. 3497 04:24:39,260 --> 04:24:43,260 Great. Thank you very much. Fire for the deadly ponytail. 3498 04:24:43,260 --> 04:24:47,260 Okay. Now, suppose you don't do it so well. I mean, make an intentional. It's got a nice life to it. 3499 04:24:48,260 --> 04:24:49,260 It's resonant. 3500 04:24:49,260 --> 04:24:51,260 Okay. That was clearly wrong. 3501 04:24:52,260 --> 04:24:54,260 Good work. That was shit. 3502 04:24:54,260 --> 04:24:56,260 Okay. Now, since I've signed in as an absolute beginner. 3503 04:24:56,260 --> 04:24:58,260 She knows you're a real beginner. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings right now. 3504 04:24:58,260 --> 04:25:02,260 Exactly. The analysis is actually part of the artificial intelligence. 3505 04:25:02,260 --> 04:25:09,260 And depending on where you are at in using the program and how much you've used the program, it'll give you different feedback based on what it thinks necessary. 3506 04:25:09,260 --> 04:25:15,260 All right. Well, we'll keep going and do it again. I mean, obviously, you don't want to get away with this forever because you're going to think you're doing it right. 3507 04:25:15,260 --> 04:25:18,260 So you've got a metronome in the background now. 3508 04:25:21,260 --> 04:25:28,260 Okay. So you obviously hit one bad note there. Great. Press next to try that once more. Remember, you'll play the right hand. 3509 04:25:28,260 --> 04:25:38,260 You must really think I need possibly to get back to the game. She's letting you get away with murder here. Go ahead. Pfft. 3510 04:25:43,260 --> 04:25:47,260 I'd slap you on the hands, Joe. You need more work on this, Jay. I guess so. A little bit. 3511 04:25:47,260 --> 04:25:55,260 So she finally had enough. And if you notice over here, the notes in red are the notes that made mistakes on. And over here on the right hand side, it's showing that pitch and rhythm. 3512 04:25:55,260 --> 04:26:00,260 So again, you're a beginner. She's giving you a little bit of slack here. But after a while, anybody get it right. 3513 04:26:00,260 --> 04:26:09,260 Now, what's really cool here is I understand that I can import a MIDI song and actually it'll adapt to that and teach me how to play a song that other than what's in the library now. 3514 04:26:09,260 --> 04:26:12,260 Exactly. You can import any MIDI file and we'll create a lesson plan on the fly for it. 3515 04:26:12,260 --> 04:26:17,260 And there's a real high end to this. I mean, you have a full sequencer in here. So if you really get good to this, you can do a lot of it. 3516 04:26:17,260 --> 04:26:18,260 Exactly. Can you show us that real quickly? 3517 04:26:18,260 --> 04:26:20,260 Sure. And our family music center, we also have... 3518 04:26:20,260 --> 04:26:21,260 Carissa, thank you very much. 3519 04:26:21,260 --> 04:26:22,260 Which is... 3520 04:26:22,260 --> 04:26:24,260 I'd slap you on the hands, Joe. 3521 04:26:24,260 --> 04:26:26,260 ...patient-based MIDI sequencer. 3522 04:26:30,260 --> 04:26:32,260 And so when you get up to this level, you can really do the whole bit... 3523 04:26:32,260 --> 04:26:33,260 Beautiful stuff. Beautiful program. 3524 04:26:33,260 --> 04:26:36,260 Exactly. You don't even really need to be an experienced musician to your studio. 3525 04:26:36,260 --> 04:26:38,260 What's it cost to buy this whole package with the keyboard? 3526 04:26:38,260 --> 04:26:39,260 How much? 3527 04:26:39,260 --> 04:26:40,260 $299 list price. 3528 04:26:40,260 --> 04:26:41,260 Not too bad. 3529 04:26:41,260 --> 04:26:42,260 Joe, thanks a lot. 3530 04:26:42,260 --> 04:26:43,260 Joe, thanks very much. 3531 04:26:43,260 --> 04:26:48,260 Well, as I mentioned earlier, the internet is a very rich source of information for music fans, musicians, students. 3532 04:26:48,260 --> 04:26:53,260 Here's our webmaster, Giles Bateman, with a look at some of the music resources available on the net. 3533 04:26:57,260 --> 04:27:02,260 Thanks, Stuart. There are, in fact, a lot of great music resources online, depending on what exactly you're interested in. 3534 04:27:02,260 --> 04:27:03,260 Thank you very much, Farfurter. 3535 04:27:03,260 --> 04:27:04,260 Let's start with America Online here. 3536 04:27:04,260 --> 04:27:08,260 Imagine a computer program telling you you're a talentless hack. 3537 04:27:08,260 --> 04:27:09,260 The music and sound form here. 3538 04:27:09,260 --> 04:27:12,260 This will get you going doing music with your computer. 3539 04:27:12,260 --> 04:27:18,260 They have software libraries, links to worldwide websites, and links to music and sound companies as well. 3540 04:27:18,260 --> 04:27:25,260 This, you may notice, happens to be the Macintosh music and sound form, but the PC music and sound form, as I switch to it, you'll notice, looks exactly the same. 3541 04:27:25,260 --> 04:27:29,260 So, the only difference is it just is for the other platform. 3542 04:27:29,260 --> 04:27:37,260 Now, let's switch into Netscape, and if you're a musician, then you'll want to check out YPN's page, Musicians Only, in their music section. 3543 04:27:37,260 --> 04:27:40,260 I think YPN's a good place to start finding sites for a lot of different things. 3544 04:27:40,260 --> 04:27:41,260 They catalog a lot of them. 3545 04:27:41,260 --> 04:27:50,260 And here are a lot of musician sites, in some cases categorized by instruments, music schools, education and therapy, and electronic musicians. 3546 04:27:50,260 --> 04:27:51,260 Definitely check this out. 3547 04:27:51,260 --> 04:28:00,260 And last but not least, if you think that your favorite band does not have a page on the internet, definitely come check out the Ultimate Band List. 3548 04:28:00,260 --> 04:28:05,260 They will keep track of as many URLs for home pages and fan pages as they can possibly get their hands on. 3549 04:28:05,260 --> 04:28:08,260 I'm in the W section now, because I'm looking for my favorite band. 3550 04:28:08,260 --> 04:28:10,260 It's called Whiskey Before Breakfast. 3551 04:28:10,260 --> 04:28:11,260 There they are. 3552 04:28:11,260 --> 04:28:15,260 I click on their link, and I get a little bit of a description of the different websites available. 3553 04:28:15,260 --> 04:28:17,260 And then I can link directly to their page. 3554 04:28:17,260 --> 04:28:21,260 Whiskey Before Breakfast, a good band, Celtic rock music as you see here. 3555 04:28:21,260 --> 04:28:22,260 Definitely look for them. 3556 04:28:22,260 --> 04:28:24,260 And hey, there's a picture of the band. 3557 04:28:24,260 --> 04:28:26,260 Thanks, Giles. 3558 04:28:26,260 --> 04:28:29,260 Time now for our weekly summary of the latest internet and computer news. 3559 04:28:29,260 --> 04:28:31,260 Here's this week's Random Access Report. 3560 04:28:31,260 --> 04:28:33,260 Mr. Integrity, thank you very much. 3561 04:28:33,260 --> 04:28:38,260 Never seen this Random Access intro sting before. 3562 04:28:38,260 --> 04:28:40,260 And I can already see some friendly faces. 3563 04:28:40,260 --> 04:28:42,260 Tim Badgerin or Bar-Rain. 3564 04:28:42,260 --> 04:28:46,260 I don't know how you pronounce his name, but he was a big player in the industry back in the day. 3565 04:28:46,260 --> 04:28:47,260 Maybe he still is. 3566 04:28:49,260 --> 04:28:53,260 I'm going to have to see this and then see it again and then slow it down and frame by frame it. 3567 04:28:53,260 --> 04:28:54,260 I beg your pardon. 3568 04:28:54,260 --> 04:28:58,260 In the Random Access Report with Laurie Anderson. 3569 04:28:58,260 --> 04:28:59,260 Bathering. 3570 04:28:59,260 --> 04:29:04,260 Here's this week's Random Access Report with Laurie Anderson. 3571 04:29:04,260 --> 04:29:06,260 I wonder is Schindler in there? 3572 04:29:06,260 --> 04:29:08,260 Does Schindler get a look in? 3573 04:29:08,260 --> 04:29:09,260 I've got... 3574 04:29:10,260 --> 04:29:13,260 Don't know any of those guys. 3575 04:29:13,260 --> 04:29:14,260 Don't know her. 3576 04:29:15,260 --> 04:29:16,260 Don't know her. 3577 04:29:16,260 --> 04:29:19,260 And they did a bad job on her. 3578 04:29:19,260 --> 04:29:21,260 Half her face is gone there. 3579 04:29:22,260 --> 04:29:27,260 But they couldn't really leave in any extra because they would have got the background in. 3580 04:29:33,260 --> 04:29:35,260 Thank you very much, Jim Jam. 3581 04:29:36,260 --> 04:29:37,260 Stew there. 3582 04:29:38,260 --> 04:29:39,260 Game Boy. 3583 04:29:39,260 --> 04:29:42,260 There's Tim. 3584 04:29:42,260 --> 04:29:43,260 The Badge. 3585 04:29:44,260 --> 04:29:45,260 The Badger. 3586 04:29:47,260 --> 04:29:50,260 And I've seen her because I can remember her hair. 3587 04:29:50,260 --> 04:29:51,260 Her hair was insane. 3588 04:29:52,260 --> 04:29:55,260 It had three different things going on at the same time. 3589 04:29:55,260 --> 04:29:59,260 It had like a boof at the top like a basket of hair. 3590 04:30:00,260 --> 04:30:01,260 Then there was the fringe. 3591 04:30:01,260 --> 04:30:02,260 And then there was stuff. 3592 04:30:02,260 --> 04:30:03,260 There was the back. 3593 04:30:03,260 --> 04:30:04,260 The back end. 3594 04:30:05,260 --> 04:30:06,260 Back end development. 3595 04:30:06,260 --> 04:30:07,260 Don't know these guys. 3596 04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:07,260 Don't know him. 3597 04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:07,260 Adobe. 3598 04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:24,260 In the random access file this week, IBM is trying to make their computers more living room friendly. 3599 04:30:24,260 --> 04:30:30,260 The company is including a remote control for web surfing in its upgraded Optiva S line of PCs. 3600 04:30:30,260 --> 04:30:38,260 The new models will use either 166 or 200 megahertz Pentium processors and feature an upgradeable 56k modem. 3601 04:30:39,260 --> 04:30:42,260 CD-ROM speeds continue to climb. 3602 04:30:42,260 --> 04:30:46,260 Acer has announced an 18 speed CD-ROM drive called the Acer Magic 616A. 3603 04:30:46,260 --> 04:30:47,260 Thank you very much. 3604 04:30:47,260 --> 04:30:49,260 The drive uses digital server technology. 3605 04:30:49,260 --> 04:30:51,260 It will be available this month. 3606 04:30:51,260 --> 04:30:52,260 Pain Cult. 3607 04:30:52,260 --> 04:30:55,260 Ever thought of getting a proper MIDI keyboard with Hammer Action? 3608 04:30:55,260 --> 04:30:57,260 I've got a Studio Logic. 3609 04:30:57,260 --> 04:30:59,260 I reckon you get good mileage. 3610 04:30:59,260 --> 04:31:01,260 I have a keyboard. 3611 04:31:01,260 --> 04:31:07,260 It's like a digital piano and you can plug it in if you have the right cable, which I ordered along with the dummy. 3612 04:31:07,260 --> 04:31:10,260 That's in the same box as the dummy. 3613 04:31:10,260 --> 04:31:15,260 So once I've got that, then I can hook that up to GarageBand or something. 3614 04:31:15,260 --> 04:31:19,260 Virus experts, McAfee associates says a new macro. 3615 04:31:19,260 --> 04:31:20,260 It's Hammer Action. 3616 04:31:20,260 --> 04:31:21,260 88. 3617 04:31:21,260 --> 04:31:22,260 It's a big boy. 3618 04:31:22,260 --> 04:31:23,260 It's convers- 3619 04:31:23,260 --> 04:31:24,260 It's silly. 3620 04:31:24,260 --> 04:31:25,260 It's stupid. 3621 04:31:25,260 --> 04:31:27,260 Nowhere to put it. 3622 04:31:27,260 --> 04:31:30,260 If you have a patched file, your Word documents will be affected. 3623 04:31:30,260 --> 04:31:40,260 If you use Microsoft Mail, the virus finds three random people in your mail list to automatically send the message to, thus spreading the virus. 3624 04:31:40,260 --> 04:31:45,260 Microtest has created a new modem of interest to home and business users. 3625 04:31:45,260 --> 04:31:53,260 Web Etc. allows up to 20 network users to access the Internet at the same time through one phone line using one modem. 3626 04:31:53,260 --> 04:31:56,260 It also allows home users to link up an extra- 3627 04:31:56,260 --> 04:32:01,260 I hope Stu has a pick of the week because I'm not bothered about the rest of random access. 3628 04:32:01,260 --> 04:32:04,260 That's it for this week's news. 3629 04:32:04,260 --> 04:32:05,260 Back to you, Stuart. 3630 04:32:05,260 --> 04:32:07,260 Now for my pick of the week. 3631 04:32:07,260 --> 04:32:08,260 Lovely. 3632 04:32:08,260 --> 04:32:12,260 Form usually follows function when it comes to technology. 3633 04:32:12,260 --> 04:32:18,260 Somebody comes up with new things to do, then somebody else eventually designs an appliance that incorporates that new functionality. 3634 04:32:18,260 --> 04:32:24,260 Well, the focus on computing these days is clearly on communications, email, faxes, voicemail, paging, etc. 3635 04:32:24,260 --> 04:32:31,260 So most of us have collected quite a few pieces of hardware: modems, telephones, pagers, fax machines, answering machines, and so on. 3636 04:32:31,260 --> 04:32:37,260 But now a company called Global Village has come up with one simple little appliance that packages all that functionality together. 3637 04:32:37,260 --> 04:32:39,260 This is the Teleport. 3638 04:32:39,260 --> 04:32:41,260 It's a very sleek little desktop unit. 3639 04:32:41,260 --> 04:32:42,260 Look at Stu there. 3640 04:32:42,260 --> 04:32:44,260 He's doing the swan. 3641 04:32:44,260 --> 04:32:47,260 It's the Stuart Shafé swan. 3642 04:32:47,260 --> 04:32:50,260 Well manicured nails as well for the beak. 3643 04:32:50,260 --> 04:32:54,260 Got a lot of positioning. 3644 04:32:54,260 --> 04:32:57,260 He's got great stability with the elbow. 3645 04:32:57,260 --> 04:33:06,260 And it comes up to there and then arches in to a swan's head which makes a point of the modem. 3646 04:33:06,260 --> 04:33:09,260 Elegance and style. 3647 04:33:09,260 --> 04:33:12,260 That is a speakerphone, a 3360. 3648 04:33:12,260 --> 04:33:15,260 The little swan there is then just pecking away at the modem. 3649 04:33:15,260 --> 04:33:18,260 Modem, a fax machine, and a voicemail system. 3650 04:33:18,260 --> 04:33:25,260 The Teleport comes with software called Focal Point which really does act as the focal point for all your electronic communications. 3651 04:33:25,260 --> 04:33:29,260 You can check for voicemail, faxes, or email all from one screen. 3652 04:33:29,260 --> 04:33:30,260 Thank you very much. 3653 04:33:30,260 --> 04:33:34,260 You can make outgoing calls, go right to your address book without having to click to another application. 3654 04:33:34,260 --> 04:33:38,260 You can gather all your email from several addresses in one central inbox. 3655 04:33:38,260 --> 04:33:41,260 And you can even program this thing to page you when you have new messages. 3656 04:33:41,260 --> 04:33:45,260 The Teleport also lets you make digital recordings of your phone conversations, 3657 04:33:45,260 --> 04:33:49,260 and it can automatically tell whether an incoming call is voice or fax. 3658 04:33:49,260 --> 04:33:53,260 I've recorded your phone, our phone conversations Pat have been recorded. 3659 04:33:53,260 --> 04:33:56,260 I'm keeping them on a fucking hard drive. 3660 04:33:56,260 --> 04:34:00,260 So you can do all your business communications with one phone line. 3661 04:34:00,260 --> 04:34:03,260 It's the Teleport from Global Village Communications. 3662 04:34:03,260 --> 04:34:05,260 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 3663 04:34:05,260 --> 04:34:07,260 I record everything Pat. 3664 04:34:07,260 --> 04:34:09,260 Everything we've ever said. 3665 04:34:09,260 --> 04:34:11,260 It's all backed up. 3666 04:34:11,260 --> 04:34:12,260 Five terabytes. 3667 04:34:12,260 --> 04:34:15,260 It's a lot of chat Pat. 3668 04:34:15,260 --> 04:34:17,260 How much are you willing to pay for it? 3669 04:34:17,260 --> 04:34:22,260 Back here again next week with more of the best in hardware, software, and the internet. 3670 04:34:22,260 --> 04:34:23,260 If you need more information- 3671 04:34:23,260 --> 04:34:25,260 I record everything you do Pat. 3672 04:34:25,260 --> 04:34:27,260 I'm gonna use it against you. 3673 04:34:27,260 --> 04:34:32,260 Anything you saw on today's show, check out our website at PCTV.com. 3674 04:34:32,260 --> 04:34:34,260 I'm Stuart Shaffey, we'll see you here next time. 3675 04:34:34,260 --> 04:34:41,260 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated, publishers of Pro One Software. 3676 04:34:41,260 --> 04:34:43,260 I have that power over you Pat. 3677 04:34:43,260 --> 04:34:44,260 For young adults. 3678 04:34:44,260 --> 04:34:52,260 And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite. 3679 04:34:52,260 --> 04:34:54,260 To order a videotape- 3680 04:34:54,260 --> 04:34:57,260 Did we see sports simulation? 3681 04:34:57,260 --> 04:34:58,260 The game platform. 3682 04:34:58,260 --> 04:34:59,260 Alright, let's- 3683 04:34:59,260 --> 04:35:00,260 It sounds great. 3684 04:35:00,260 --> 04:35:01,260 He's a fucking style hound. 3685 04:35:01,260 --> 04:35:03,260 Look at him. 3686 04:35:03,260 --> 04:35:09,260 We have seen it. 3687 04:35:09,260 --> 04:35:11,260 I mean some of the- 3688 04:35:11,260 --> 04:35:15,260 You just think since maybe you have seen some of the best stuff. 3689 04:35:15,260 --> 04:35:22,260 Cyber dating, it has to have been seen, you know? 3690 04:35:22,260 --> 04:35:25,260 I'm considering spending my life with- 3691 04:35:25,260 --> 04:35:26,260 Yeah. 3692 04:35:26,260 --> 04:35:27,260 Yeah we have. 3693 04:35:27,260 --> 04:35:28,260 Yeah. 3694 04:35:28,260 --> 04:35:29,260 Yeah. 3695 04:35:29,260 --> 04:35:30,260 Yeah. 3696 04:35:30,260 --> 04:35:53,980 Somebody said to watch this five years ago, and I didn't. 3697 04:35:58,940 --> 04:36:00,640 Let's just see if it's any use. 3698 04:36:00,740 --> 04:36:01,780 Could be something in it. 3699 04:36:02,400 --> 04:36:05,640 I think he could be out in the field as well as in stewed. 3700 04:36:27,620 --> 04:36:31,460 That was the first one, no? 3701 04:36:31,460 --> 04:36:32,620 That was the first one, no? 3702 04:36:32,620 --> 04:36:33,500 That was the first one, no? 3703 04:36:33,500 --> 04:36:34,420 That was the first one, no? 3704 04:36:34,420 --> 04:36:35,420 That was the first one, no? 3705 04:36:35,420 --> 04:36:36,380 That was the first one, no? 3706 04:36:36,380 --> 04:36:37,380 That was the first one, no? 3707 04:36:37,380 --> 04:36:39,320 That can bring added efficiency and cost savings to your organization's business operations. 3708 04:36:39,320 --> 04:36:45,460 We'll take you to The Rock in Roseville, California, billed as the world's first interactive church. 3709 04:36:45,460 --> 04:36:51,420 And we'll show you how to add music to your group's events or educational programs with the amazing Vancouvering piano. 3710 04:36:51,420 --> 04:36:57,260 Technology in the church, coming up next on the Computer Chronicles. 3711 04:36:57,260 --> 04:36:58,260 Computer Chronicles. 3712 04:36:58,260 --> 04:36:58,760 I'm... 3713 04:36:58,760 --> 04:37:00,720 Lovely, holy stew look. 3714 04:37:00,720 --> 04:37:04,260 I'm Stuart Shaffee. 3715 04:37:04,260 --> 04:37:18,560 His fucking feet are... The grass looks really thick and luscious. So much so it's enveloping its feet. A la the Homer Simpson meme where he goes back into the hedge. It's like Stu's feet are just sinking into the earth. 3716 04:37:18,600 --> 04:37:30,440 This is the conclusion of our three-part series on technology and the church looking at ways religious organizations and other nonprofits can use computers and the Internet to better run their organizations. 3717 04:37:31,000 --> 04:37:37,780 So far, we've looked at topics like desktop video, web design, accounting packages, online educational research tools. 3718 04:37:38,100 --> 04:37:41,420 This week, we're going to focus on the use of digital music and networking. 3719 04:37:41,560 --> 04:37:49,740 Now, any nonprofit, of course, has to learn how to live with limited resources, and that means getting the most out of your existing investment in technology. 3720 04:37:50,040 --> 04:37:54,820 One way to do that is to network your computers and the peripherals associated with them. 3721 04:37:55,020 --> 04:37:59,840 And to understand how to do that, I talked with Peter Newton of a company called Netgear. 3722 04:38:00,280 --> 04:38:03,840 Here's the point. You've got a couple of PCs maybe in the office at your church. 3723 04:38:03,840 --> 04:38:12,320 You can get more out of that by networking them together and only have to buy one printer, not two or three printers, and only one Internet connection, not several. 3724 04:38:12,520 --> 04:38:15,560 You can all share the same information within that office. 3725 04:38:15,700 --> 04:38:20,320 And the gentleman who's going to explain that all to us is from Netgear, Peter Newton. Welcome, Peter. 3726 04:38:20,620 --> 04:38:20,920 Thank you. 3727 04:38:21,460 --> 04:38:26,880 I sort of set the situation up, as you know, whether it's a small business or a small church, it's the same idea. 3728 04:38:27,300 --> 04:38:31,300 People have a bunch of computers out there, and generally it's very inefficient, right? 3729 04:38:31,720 --> 04:38:36,540 Certainly, you can make a lot better use of a single printer if you can share it amongst all your computers. 3730 04:38:36,860 --> 04:38:41,940 Okay. And if I could just mention to our crew back there that I'm hearing all the noise in the control room in my ear, 3731 04:38:41,980 --> 04:38:44,420 if we could cut that out, that would help a lot. Thank you very much. 3732 04:38:44,780 --> 04:38:48,580 Okay. So let's talk about the basic benefits of networking. 3733 04:38:50,420 --> 04:38:53,020 Why would they not edit that out in the final cut? 3734 04:38:54,540 --> 04:38:57,420 Use of a single printer if you can share it amongst all your computers. 3735 04:38:57,420 --> 04:39:02,840 Okay. And if I could just mention to our crew back there that I'm hearing all the noise in the control room in my ear, 3736 04:39:02,880 --> 04:39:05,320 if we could cut that out, that would help a lot. Thank you very much. 3737 04:39:05,660 --> 04:39:08,060 Okay. So let's talk about the basic... 3738 04:39:08,060 --> 04:39:09,240 Never seen that before. 3739 04:39:09,540 --> 04:39:12,360 ...benefits of networking. I sort of alluded quickly to them. 3740 04:39:12,500 --> 04:39:12,780 Right. 3741 04:39:12,840 --> 04:39:17,880 What happens if I use your kind of equipment and tie my three or four or five PCs together? 3742 04:39:18,220 --> 04:39:19,460 What good happens from that? 3743 04:39:20,200 --> 04:39:24,680 Well, you increase your productivity because you can do a lot more with the equipment you have, 3744 04:39:24,800 --> 04:39:27,760 and you save a lot of money because you don't have to, as you mentioned, 3745 04:39:28,100 --> 04:39:32,280 buy a printer for each computer, buy an Internet account for each computer. 3746 04:39:33,880 --> 04:39:35,960 And how complicated is that? 3747 04:39:36,440 --> 04:39:37,440 This one is... 3748 04:39:37,440 --> 04:39:39,440 This is not really church specific. 3749 04:39:39,600 --> 04:39:42,960 This is just how to set up a network environment for anywhere, really, isn't it? 3750 04:39:43,620 --> 04:39:45,240 We want to see some church stuff. 3751 04:39:46,320 --> 04:39:48,920 I like the way he's reverential in his posture. 3752 04:39:49,080 --> 04:39:52,840 He always has his hands kind of together like there's maybe a prayer going on. 3753 04:39:53,300 --> 04:39:56,840 But the prayer is a link to the next piece. 3754 04:39:57,640 --> 04:40:03,680 In this era of the Internet, one way churches are using technology is to make their services interactive 3755 04:40:03,680 --> 04:40:07,340 so that not only can the leaders of the congregation deliver a sermon, 3756 04:40:07,680 --> 04:40:12,180 they can find out what the members of the congregation are thinking about the subject of the sermon 3757 04:40:12,180 --> 04:40:13,640 or the message of the sermon. 3758 04:40:13,820 --> 04:40:17,480 And they can do this all in real time during the actual service. 3759 04:40:18,060 --> 04:40:21,520 They were trusting that there was something they could do to get them right with God. 3760 04:40:21,820 --> 04:40:22,800 You would never know that. 3761 04:40:22,800 --> 04:40:27,160 You'd never be able to ask that question and have a show of hands to find that out. 3762 04:40:27,420 --> 04:40:33,840 But now with the interactive, I can find out every kind of personal thing I'd ever want to ask my audience. 3763 04:40:34,580 --> 04:40:38,840 And when they give me their answer, they're allowed to be anonymous. 3764 04:40:39,580 --> 04:40:45,800 This is a church affectionately called The Rock, located in Roseville, California, just north of Sacramento. 3765 04:40:46,620 --> 04:40:51,840 Its pastor, Francis Infuso, calls it the world's first totally interactive church. 3766 04:40:53,700 --> 04:40:55,160 Actually, that could be good. 3767 04:40:55,660 --> 04:40:57,860 So I just want to see the interactive church. 3768 04:40:57,860 --> 04:41:00,360 And there's a button being pressed inside church. 3769 04:41:00,740 --> 04:41:06,400 The idea was to wire the church so that the members of the congregation could give the pastor instant feedback. 3770 04:41:07,160 --> 04:41:11,540 Luckily for this church, it's in the backyard of a major Hewlett-Packard facility. 3771 04:41:12,200 --> 04:41:14,940 It seemed very expensive, cumbersome, difficult. 3772 04:41:15,520 --> 04:41:17,980 Francis Infuso, The Rock of Roseville. 3773 04:41:18,140 --> 04:41:27,060 I said, okay, why don't you ask one of the top engineers at Hewlett-Packard if they could recommend a person who could advise us concerning this. 3774 04:41:27,420 --> 04:41:32,460 And they came back and they said, the guy you need to talk to is a software and a hardware expert. 3775 04:41:32,920 --> 04:41:34,240 His name is Jurgen Benowitz. 3776 04:41:35,120 --> 04:41:39,520 Benowitz led a team of volunteers who spent nine months wiring the church. 3777 04:41:40,020 --> 04:41:43,160 The net result is sermons are now two-way affairs. 3778 04:41:43,440 --> 04:41:46,080 A, B, C, or D. 3779 04:41:46,220 --> 04:41:49,660 You decide, you control what you see. 3780 04:41:49,900 --> 04:41:51,220 Church, the net... 3781 04:41:51,220 --> 04:41:52,640 Look at that lad. 3782 04:41:53,440 --> 04:42:01,040 Using a massive pinky finger to select out of the four selections how he wants... 3783 04:42:01,040 --> 04:42:02,800 It's just like digital mass, you know? 3784 04:42:02,860 --> 04:42:09,920 It's really tailoring the mass towards the customer, towards the worshiper. 3785 04:42:10,500 --> 04:42:13,300 The result is sermons are now two-way affairs. 3786 04:42:14,500 --> 04:42:15,200 What's that? 3787 04:42:16,040 --> 04:42:16,560 Question. 3788 04:42:16,760 --> 04:42:18,740 Would you be that kind of friend for someone? 3789 04:42:19,580 --> 04:42:21,020 I don't know what they're doing to each other. 3790 04:42:21,020 --> 04:42:23,840 A, yes, or B, no. 3791 04:42:24,560 --> 04:42:26,500 You press then, you vote. 3792 04:42:27,440 --> 04:42:31,220 It's like a game show, like a Christian sort of game show. 3793 04:42:32,820 --> 04:42:34,240 Audience participation. 3794 04:42:34,480 --> 04:42:41,200 Since this interactive system was wired into the rock in Roseville, even newer wireless technology has become available, 3795 04:42:41,660 --> 04:42:44,840 enabling churches to do the same thing without the burden of... 3796 04:42:44,840 --> 04:42:46,180 Fucking heavily wired up. 3797 04:42:46,200 --> 04:42:47,300 It was a heavy operation. 3798 04:42:47,500 --> 04:42:48,320 You had people fucking... 3799 04:42:48,320 --> 04:42:49,500 They even had to speed it up. 3800 04:42:49,500 --> 04:42:53,680 Hydroponic system running through the fucking church, look. 3801 04:42:54,420 --> 04:43:06,680 A lot of effort went into rigging these chairs up and having that multiple choice selection unit installed in each and every armrest for every worshiper. 3802 04:43:06,920 --> 04:43:08,500 Thank you very much for the other Jeff. 3803 04:43:09,140 --> 04:43:12,980 The same thing without the burden of having to hardwire every seat. 3804 04:43:12,980 --> 04:43:14,580 Thank you very much for the tip, man. 3805 04:43:14,580 --> 04:43:22,640 The church in Roseville also uses computers to produce media in support of the church's missions, including videos put together on desktop computers. 3806 04:43:23,460 --> 04:43:27,640 And Pastor Francis Anfuso says the activity not only helps the church... 3807 04:43:27,640 --> 04:43:29,320 Winner camp. 3808 04:43:30,320 --> 04:43:32,640 Men's accountability group. 3809 04:43:32,640 --> 04:43:36,100 What the hell is a men's accountability group? 3810 04:43:37,880 --> 04:43:40,080 What are they taking accountability for? 3811 04:43:40,180 --> 04:43:42,840 Thank you very much, David Swarbrigg. 3812 04:43:43,380 --> 04:43:44,560 The church in the church is a very important thing. 3813 04:43:44,560 --> 04:43:46,560 The church in the church is a very important thing. 3814 04:43:46,560 --> 04:43:47,560 The church in the church is a very important thing. 3815 04:43:47,560 --> 04:43:48,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3816 04:43:48,560 --> 04:43:49,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3817 04:43:49,560 --> 04:43:50,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3818 04:43:50,560 --> 04:43:51,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3819 04:43:51,560 --> 04:43:52,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3820 04:43:52,560 --> 04:43:53,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3821 04:43:53,560 --> 04:43:54,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3822 04:43:54,560 --> 04:43:55,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3823 04:43:55,560 --> 04:43:56,560 It's a very important thing to do. 3824 04:43:56,560 --> 04:43:57,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3825 04:43:57,740 --> 04:43:58,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3826 04:43:58,740 --> 04:43:59,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3827 04:43:59,740 --> 04:44:00,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3828 04:44:00,740 --> 04:44:01,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3829 04:44:01,740 --> 04:44:02,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3830 04:44:02,740 --> 04:44:03,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3831 04:44:03,740 --> 04:44:04,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3832 04:44:04,740 --> 04:44:05,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3833 04:44:05,740 --> 04:44:06,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3834 04:44:06,740 --> 04:44:07,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3835 04:44:07,740 --> 04:44:08,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3836 04:44:08,740 --> 04:44:09,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3837 04:44:09,740 --> 04:44:10,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3838 04:44:10,740 --> 04:44:11,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3839 04:44:11,740 --> 04:44:12,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3840 04:44:12,740 --> 04:44:13,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3841 04:44:13,740 --> 04:44:14,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3842 04:44:14,740 --> 04:44:15,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3843 04:44:15,740 --> 04:44:16,740 It's a very important thing to do. 3844 04:44:16,740 --> 04:44:23,420 The Rock. 3845 04:44:23,420 --> 04:44:24,920 If you're involved in a church. 3846 04:44:24,920 --> 04:44:25,920 Look at that. 3847 04:44:25,920 --> 04:44:28,260 That's a collector's power stance. 3848 04:44:28,260 --> 04:44:29,260 Card. 3849 04:44:29,260 --> 04:44:35,560 If you had that on a trading card, that would give you... 3850 04:44:35,560 --> 04:44:37,800 It would probably be high power. 3851 04:44:37,800 --> 04:44:40,800 I don't know. 3852 04:44:40,800 --> 04:44:46,240 Whatever attributes in the Stuart Chaffee trading card or the Computer Chronicle trading card. 3853 04:44:46,240 --> 04:44:47,240 World. 3854 04:44:47,240 --> 04:44:48,240 World. 3855 04:44:48,240 --> 04:44:51,240 But it would be a pretty fucking strong one. 3856 04:44:51,240 --> 04:44:52,240 Pious Stew. 3857 04:44:52,240 --> 04:44:53,240 He played that card. 3858 04:44:53,240 --> 04:44:55,240 He played that card. 3859 04:44:55,240 --> 04:44:58,240 Constitution at max. 3860 04:44:58,240 --> 04:44:59,240 Plus six. 3861 04:44:59,240 --> 04:45:00,240 Holy. 3862 04:45:00,240 --> 04:45:05,240 Madge level 44. 3863 04:45:05,240 --> 04:45:07,240 High power. 3864 04:45:07,240 --> 04:45:09,240 Low speed. 3865 04:45:09,240 --> 04:45:11,240 Transcendence. 3866 04:45:11,240 --> 04:45:13,240 Transcendence. 3867 04:45:13,240 --> 04:45:29,580 If you're involved in a church or any kind of religious organization, no doubt music plays a part of any special event or service that you do. 3868 04:45:29,580 --> 04:45:37,980 Now with today's digital technology, it's easier than ever to integrate music into your organization's activities or even educational programs. 3869 04:45:38,200 --> 04:45:42,560 Here to show us how to do that is Sean O'Shea of the Vancouvering Company. 3870 04:45:43,020 --> 04:45:50,620 I love the transition from one stew to another. It's another collector's item. 3871 04:45:50,620 --> 04:45:54,260 Sean O'Shea of the Vancouvering Company. 3872 04:45:57,200 --> 04:45:58,120 Look at that. 3873 04:46:06,180 --> 04:46:15,780 Mattie C. Thank you very much. By accepting this tip, you'll at least consider Red Dead Red Red Dead Redemption. 3874 04:46:15,780 --> 04:46:18,620 I was going to say Red Dead Redemption 2 in the new year. 3875 04:46:19,140 --> 04:46:20,480 I will, of course. Yeah. 3876 04:46:21,780 --> 04:46:24,560 Thank you very much for that. Very, very kind of you, Mattie. 3877 04:46:25,960 --> 04:46:31,100 Hope you're enjoying this little situation here as well, which is, you don't see this often. 3878 04:46:31,220 --> 04:46:40,060 I mean, we, I do like to pause these little transition wipes when they do happen, but I haven't seen this, like a page has been turned. 3879 04:46:41,380 --> 04:46:45,920 And on the back of the page, there's stew and on the front of the page, there's stew. 3880 04:46:48,120 --> 04:46:50,560 And then behind the page, there's stew as well. 3881 04:46:53,180 --> 04:46:53,980 Lovely stuff. 3882 04:46:53,980 --> 04:46:59,440 Music is a very important part of anything that goes on in a church, whether it's a worship service or a special. 3883 04:46:59,440 --> 04:47:00,980 A seamless sieg. 3884 04:47:01,580 --> 04:47:02,960 Event like a wedding, et cetera. 3885 04:47:03,400 --> 04:47:09,640 And the world of technology and music has changed really a lot in the last couple of years in a way that makes it a lot easier and more. 3886 04:47:09,900 --> 04:47:14,060 And this, you know, this guy is ready to do his stuff. 3887 04:47:14,960 --> 04:47:21,820 I love that the intro starts with the close on stew and then the pull out to reveal the two guys. 3888 04:47:22,120 --> 04:47:30,760 But this fellow is just waiting for the link to end and start making it happen on the keys, making it happen on the organ. 3889 04:47:30,900 --> 04:47:35,860 Hopefully we're going to hear some nice spiritual music here on the organ as well. 3890 04:47:36,320 --> 04:47:42,060 Technology and music has changed really a lot in the last couple of years in a way that makes it a lot easier and more accessible. 3891 04:47:42,720 --> 04:47:46,920 And one of the best tools I've seen is what we have right here, something called the Vancouvering. 3892 04:47:47,280 --> 04:47:50,620 And this is Sean O'Shea, who is our expert and guide to what goes on here. 3893 04:47:50,680 --> 04:47:55,800 Sean, let me ask you first of all, as I mentioned, whenever we've dealt with MIDI, you know, or music technology, it's always been a nightmare. 3894 04:47:55,920 --> 04:47:58,820 A million cables, a million wires, and it's very complicated. 3895 04:47:59,360 --> 04:48:02,340 What's the difference in what you guys are doing now with music technology? 3896 04:48:02,480 --> 04:48:03,460 I'm very glad you asked. 3897 04:48:04,400 --> 04:48:05,160 I've used MIDI. 3898 04:48:05,160 --> 04:48:07,200 As you know, Stuart, I'm a songwriter. 3899 04:48:07,500 --> 04:48:14,600 And for years I've used, you know, PCs and Mac, software programs, sound modules, drum machines, samplers, all this stuff. 3900 04:48:14,900 --> 04:48:19,480 And inevitably there was a spaghetti of wiring and brand incompatibility. 3901 04:48:19,480 --> 04:48:27,060 I would feel inspired to maybe create a song, but then I would expend my energy trying to figure out what went on. 3902 04:48:27,060 --> 04:48:27,360 Trapped in the technology. 3903 04:48:27,620 --> 04:48:27,760 Yeah. 3904 04:48:27,920 --> 04:48:32,120 As you know, MIDI is an acronym for Musical Instrument Digital Interface. 3905 04:48:32,160 --> 04:48:32,360 Right. 3906 04:48:32,880 --> 04:48:41,300 I've heard among church musicians and music teachers that it actually now stands for mine isn't doing it, which I think is a much better acronym. 3907 04:48:41,300 --> 04:48:41,740 All right. 3908 04:48:41,740 --> 04:48:42,800 So let's get to the positive side. 3909 04:48:42,800 --> 04:48:45,000 Now, explain basically what do we have here? 3910 04:48:45,060 --> 04:48:45,680 What is this? 3911 04:48:45,780 --> 04:48:46,720 This looks like a piano. 3912 04:48:46,900 --> 04:48:51,880 This is a full color touchscreen, and it's a software-based musical instrument. 3913 04:48:52,020 --> 04:48:56,340 Now, although it looks like a little piano, there are no strings in here. 3914 04:48:56,420 --> 04:48:58,400 So this is a digital piano. 3915 04:48:58,640 --> 04:49:00,300 And there's actually a real computer sitting in here. 3916 04:49:00,360 --> 04:49:01,060 Of sorts, yeah. 3917 04:49:01,140 --> 04:49:04,440 Of course, it's not the kind you're going to, you know, surf the net or get your email on. 3918 04:49:04,440 --> 04:49:06,600 No, but you merged a computer and a digital piano. 3919 04:49:06,740 --> 04:49:07,100 Beautiful. 3920 04:49:07,360 --> 04:49:21,380 Lovely cutoff there from Stu. 3921 04:49:21,380 --> 04:49:21,400 Lovely cutoff there from Stu. 3922 04:49:21,400 --> 04:49:22,420 Lovely cutoff there from Stu. 3923 04:49:22,420 --> 04:49:23,420 Sure. 3924 04:49:23,420 --> 04:49:24,800 All right, now, now, you know. 3925 04:49:24,800 --> 04:49:25,920 All right, all right, now, now. 3926 04:49:25,920 --> 04:49:29,500 Church is the default as you have an organ there of some sort, which you use for services. 3927 04:49:29,500 --> 04:49:30,920 Can I turn this into an organ? 3928 04:49:31,200 --> 04:49:31,600 Absolutely. 3929 04:49:31,800 --> 04:49:37,020 There are several different organs, and we can go in and manipulate the sounds and maybe get the exact one we want. 3930 04:49:37,240 --> 04:49:38,060 But I might want. 3931 04:49:42,900 --> 04:49:44,540 And you say it could be different kinds of organs? 3932 04:49:44,820 --> 04:49:45,720 All different types. 3933 04:49:45,820 --> 04:49:49,020 I might, you know, go to a more laid-back reed sound. 3934 04:49:50,620 --> 04:49:54,020 So that might be appropriate to a different kind of event taking place in the church, for example. 3935 04:49:54,020 --> 04:49:54,120 Exactly. 3936 04:49:54,120 --> 04:49:57,460 Or I can go in and maybe mix and match a couple different organ sounds and come up with new sounds. 3937 04:49:57,460 --> 04:50:00,740 Now, can you add something like a sort of choir to this? 3938 04:50:00,860 --> 04:50:01,080 Sure, sure. 3939 04:50:01,180 --> 04:50:07,120 Or, you know, I could mix and match sounds or for individual sounds, might have a church that's having more of a folk sound. 3940 04:50:07,120 --> 04:50:18,740 service. Okay. That's basically a recording of a guitar. We might be having something special going on. We need horns. 3941 04:50:21,640 --> 04:50:34,980 Will that make him laugh? All I'm doing to get that, Stuart, is I just touch the button. Yeah, let's look at the interface a little bit. I hope we can see this. This is just a touch screen, so I mean, there's no mouse, there's no computer keyboard. Right. So just give us an idea of what that interface looks like. 3942 04:50:34,980 --> 04:51:02,840 I'll show you. You know, you asked me about mixing sounds. I'm glad, yes. I'll scoot over to here to what's called the studio. In the studio, the default is it starts... Thank you very much, Buff. Well, I'm going to change that piano to my church organ sound. Now I want to add a second sound. I just touch the second sound and I add a choir sound. Now we're hearing them at the same time. There's my choir. 3943 04:51:02,840 --> 04:51:24,380 Angel mode. I'd like the choir to be a little louder. All I do is just touch this volume slider and move it up and down. It's just that simple. I mean, anybody could figure this out. Sure, absolutely. Anyone could do this. Anyone could do this, right? Simple. Jackie, thank you very much for the streams. Thank you very much for the tip. You say thanks for the streams. No problemo. Don't thank me. Thanks, Stu. 3944 04:51:24,840 --> 04:51:40,500 Right here. Let's say I forget what that button in the right-hand corner is. We push the question mark. This is the metronome. To turn it on or off. Suppose, Sean, I'm doing a special, say it's a Christmas holiday event. I want the sounds of bells. Can I customize this to get something like that? Great. Sure. Well, let's go to a third sound here, Stuart. 3945 04:51:40,500 --> 04:51:54,320 We don't usually see Stuart craning over his guests, stooping like that. Just yet again, another variation. 3946 04:51:54,320 --> 04:52:17,200 Stuart, Stuart, and like those big tubular bells here. Great sound, but you know what? If I go to play a chord now, that's not really what I want. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell the bells. Here's my key range. Almost like a five manual organ that comes up on the screen. And I tell the bells, hey, you guys just play up top like in the bell tower. 3947 04:52:17,200 --> 04:52:46,520 Okay. And the organ and the ahs, they're too high up there. Okay. Just play up top like in the bell tower. Okay. And the organ and the ahs, they're too high up there anyway. So let's tell those guys, don't play up there. So you're assigning the keyboard to the different functions. Yeah. Just by touching the screen. Just by touching the screen. So now, I have this sound here and then my bells are here. You know, I'd really like those bells to be a little bigger and deeper as though I was playing them down. Yeah. So I touch transpose, one octave, two octaves. And now, 3948 04:52:46,520 --> 04:53:10,640 Now we go for our bells. That's great. Sean, let me ask you something else. Sean, right. Okay, Sean, let me ask you one more thing. 3949 04:53:13,520 --> 04:53:43,500 Sean, let me ask you something else. You know, churches, you have people singing and having no words. Can you do like a karaoke function here to actually project the words to a song? Sure. There are contemporary Christian worship tunes that are available in a MIDI format that has lyrics. So we can get those lyrics right here on our screen in the player mode, or karaoke we call it. And what's neat about the Vancouvering piano is this enables you to send these lyrics out through a VGA output. So a church that has a projector. So if you have the projection system, 3950 04:53:43,500 --> 04:54:11,200 like we talked about earlier, you can actually write from the piano project the lyrics on the screen. Exactly. Here's a pretty standard one that we have. I'd love to know what Stu, if Stu believes in God, or if he's spiritual or anything like that, but we're not going to learn any of that because it's pure professional on his side of the situation. It's, he's got a handy couple of episodes out of this. We're not going to get to see behind the curtain deeper into what he believes, you know? 3951 04:54:13,480 --> 04:54:43,460 You'd wonder. 3952 04:54:43,460 --> 04:54:45,340 a volunteer comes in on Sunday to play the organ. 3953 04:54:45,340 --> 04:54:45,720 Right. 3954 04:54:45,720 --> 04:54:45,720 Right. 3955 04:54:45,720 --> 04:54:45,720 Right. 3956 04:54:45,720 --> 04:55:07,160 All this is happening and you're not touching the keyboard, obviously. So we've got sort of an automatic mode here. Now let me ask you an example. All this is happening and you're not touching the keyboard, obviously. So we've got sort of an automatic mode here. Now let me ask you an example. Suppose, I mean, we normally have a volunteer come in on Sunday to play the organ. The volunteer's sick. I mean, can I still get the music out of the machine without a human being? 3957 04:55:07,160 --> 04:55:29,820 Great question. All we would have to do is we would have our organist, our pianist ahead of time, maybe play some certain pieces into the piano and we just come in and almost treat it like a tape player. Let's say, well, I don't happen to have any worship tunes in here today, but someone had recorded Stormy Weather. So let's touch the play button and just listen to Stormy Weather. Now I'm not playing that. 3958 04:55:30,820 --> 04:55:35,060 So that can be all play at once and it's there to be played again. 3959 04:55:35,200 --> 04:55:49,300 In fact, I did one just a little while ago. Here's what I'll do. I'll just touch load and a song that I was playing with a little bit earlier, Friends, which most of our audience will know. And now I'll just touch play. This is something I played earlier. 3960 04:55:50,740 --> 04:55:56,060 Friends, friends, friends, boys. Now the choir director can get up and direct the choir. 3961 04:55:56,460 --> 04:56:03,620 Okay. You mentioned the choir director. Now that's another thing I think that's interesting you do. Suppose, you know, you've got your choir and you've got your different sections and you have different music for those sections. 3962 04:56:03,620 --> 04:56:04,540 Thank you very much, boo. 3963 04:56:05,120 --> 04:56:06,900 Can you write the music for the choir? 3964 04:56:07,080 --> 04:56:08,420 You're going to get slithered out. 3965 04:56:08,520 --> 04:56:10,580 You can't get out the parts from here and hand them out to the members of the choir? 3966 04:56:10,580 --> 04:56:24,140 You absolutely can. All we do is we scoot over to a program which is included with the instrument called Cakewalk Express. Cakewalk Express is a 256-track state-of-the-art program for composing and scoring music. 3967 04:56:24,700 --> 04:56:33,320 All I want to do is something simple today. I'm not going to score a movie with this. I just want to put up a blank piece of sheet music. I'm going to touch record. It'll count to four and I'll play. 3968 04:56:33,320 --> 04:56:35,640 One, two, three, four. 3969 04:56:36,980 --> 04:56:40,240 And it's automatically scoring the music as you're playing it. 3970 04:56:45,180 --> 04:56:55,340 And there, in real time, it's writing it. And let's take a look. Go to print preview. Zoom in. Great. Let's say we're happy with that. And of course, maybe I was doing a choir part. 3971 04:56:55,360 --> 04:56:57,860 They're really getting a fucking lot out of this segment. 3972 04:56:58,000 --> 04:56:59,420 I'm going to play the soprano part. 3973 04:56:59,500 --> 04:57:01,120 It goes on for another five minutes. 3974 04:57:01,120 --> 04:57:05,920 One, two, three, four. And hand, won't make wire their parts. 3975 04:57:06,340 --> 04:57:11,080 Well, so you guys hook up a regular computer printer here. I mean, it'd look like a Windows interface. Just pull it down and hit it print. 3976 04:57:11,100 --> 04:57:12,080 Very, very easy to use. 3977 04:57:12,100 --> 04:57:20,540 All right. Another thing. Suppose you want to invite you to your Sunday school program and deal with children or, you know, actually be teaching music in a way. 3978 04:57:20,620 --> 04:57:23,440 Can you use this? This is sort of an automatic teacher in a way? 3979 04:57:23,480 --> 04:57:26,720 Well, it is. I like to consider it a tutor of sorts. 3980 04:57:26,720 --> 04:57:34,520 Okay. You know, we're still really having a human being teaching lessons. There's nothing like it. Lessons. Let's say Stewart's could do it right at the church. 3981 04:57:36,680 --> 04:57:42,620 We have a little product called Xpantia. X-P-A-N-T-I-A, if I spelled it right. Okay. 3982 04:57:43,200 --> 04:57:44,980 Okay. Basically, it allows you to take this. 3983 04:57:47,100 --> 04:57:50,200 That's it for our special three parts. I just wanted to see the outro of that segment. 3984 04:57:50,560 --> 04:57:55,820 You'll be able to go to websites. Wow. And right then and there, download music into the piano directly. 3985 04:57:55,900 --> 04:58:22,440 He's finishing off in Christ Pools. Jesus Christ Pools. There is online learning. Or send out the music to the members of the choir over the internet. That's right. Or post the music on our website. That's right. Send them an email. All that stuff. Yeah. A lot of exciting possibilities. That is great. And it's called the Vancouvering. Vancouvering Interactive Piano. Okay. And spell it because it's a hard word. Sure. V-A-N-K-O-E-V-E-R-I-N-G. Dot com? Well, actually, there is a Vancouvering dot com. Yes. Sean, thank you very much. Thank you, Stewart. 3986 04:58:22,440 --> 04:58:38,320 Thank you, Stewart. Thank you very much. Thank you, Stewart. Thank you, Stewart. Thank you very much. Franks Venatra. 3987 04:58:41,900 --> 04:58:52,240 That's it for our special three-part series on technology and the church. Ways that religious organizations and other nonprofits can use computers and the internet to better run their organizations. 3988 04:58:52,240 --> 04:59:03,780 If you have any questions about anything you saw in the series, please check out our website at computerchronicles.org. Thanks so much for joining us. I'm Stewart Chaffey, and I hope we'll see you here again next time. 3989 04:59:04,240 --> 04:59:13,040 Thank you very much, Stewart. There's just one more. It's a two-hitter, the church one. I just want to see it. 3990 04:59:15,780 --> 04:59:18,680 So that's one we've just seen. No, it's not. 3991 04:59:22,220 --> 04:59:26,020 Thank you very much, Gary, there for the tip, and Frank, and Shady, and the boo. 3992 04:59:30,120 --> 04:59:31,580 Additional support is provided. 3993 04:59:31,720 --> 04:59:34,320 And welcome to the special edition of the Computer Chronicles. 3994 04:59:34,380 --> 04:59:38,980 I'm Stewart Chaffey. This is part two of our series on technology and the church. 3995 04:59:39,600 --> 04:59:43,100 How have we... This is part two. It feels like we've just seen it. 3996 04:59:44,100 --> 04:59:45,580 Feels like we've just seen it. 3997 04:59:46,960 --> 04:59:48,880 But it's completely different content. 3998 04:59:54,600 --> 04:59:57,400 It's a three-hitter, is it? So I've just seen the third. 3999 05:00:01,400 --> 05:00:05,380 First of all, give us an example of the kinds of things you've created for your church, Dan. 4000 05:00:05,540 --> 05:00:16,040 Well, from this example, basically, I've prepared for you. I put together a compilation of some things that we use on a regular basis and sort of put it together in a custom show that we just made for this segment. 4001 05:00:16,040 --> 05:00:17,540 Okay. So what are we looking at here? 4002 05:00:17,540 --> 05:00:22,400 Basically, this is a stained glass window from the interior of our church that's been photographed. And we use... 4003 05:00:22,400 --> 05:00:24,020 You took a digital photograph of the windows? 4004 05:00:24,020 --> 05:00:27,300 Actually, we do now, but these are actually from two or three years ago. 4005 05:00:27,300 --> 05:00:29,300 Really? So you can take an old-fashioned film photograph. 4006 05:00:29,300 --> 05:00:35,740 We scan them into a scanner, pump them into the program, and go on. And then because it kind of keeps the continuity of the interior of the church... 4007 05:00:35,740 --> 05:00:40,460 We don't really get to see the back sweep that much. 4008 05:00:41,580 --> 05:00:48,400 ...alive or whatever. And then we'll have our songs that people will be singing with, the continuity of the into a scanner, pump them into the program, and go on. 4009 05:00:48,900 --> 05:00:55,340 And then because it kind of keeps the continuity of the interior of the church alive and whatever. And then we'll have our songs that people will be singing with, the worship band will be leading. 4010 05:00:55,340 --> 05:00:59,340 So that you'd actually be projecting these things during... 4011 05:00:59,340 --> 05:01:05,340 We fall down, we fall down, we lay our crowns at the feet of Jesus, the greatness of mercy and love at the feet... 4012 05:01:05,340 --> 05:01:06,060 The service. 4013 05:01:06,060 --> 05:01:06,660 ...of Jesus. 4014 05:01:06,660 --> 05:01:18,340 Two big screens right up in the front of the stage and a lot of monitors, 20 monitors in and around the building or whatever. And then basically, we'll blur out the back of the slide so you can read the words better and all. And then we'll just... 4015 05:01:18,340 --> 05:01:30,500 As the choir and as the worship leaders are leading, we'll just funnel through the songs. And then we got to make sure we get our tag up at the very end in relation to licensing agreements and all that type of stuff. 4016 05:01:30,500 --> 05:01:41,180 We'll go to maybe a default slide and there's a moment of silence or there's an idea where there's some sort of announcement in transition. And we'll move on to perhaps on Saturday night, we have a children's program. 4017 05:01:41,180 --> 05:01:43,900 You actually created this whole thing yourself too, because that's very nice. 4018 05:01:43,900 --> 05:01:47,780 Well, this is actually out of a book illustration that we'll be reading from. 4019 05:01:47,780 --> 05:01:50,020 We would put maybe the illustrations from the book up on the pictures. 4020 05:01:50,020 --> 05:01:53,460 But you were able to capture that, put it inside the computer presentation again projected. 4021 05:01:53,460 --> 05:02:00,740 Rwanda. We'll have a special segment where missionaries or some special template slides that relate to this, this whole process. 4022 05:02:00,740 --> 05:02:13,940 Lovely picture of the sheep there to illustrate we are his sheep. We are his people and the sheep of his pasture. Lovely graphical representation on that. 4023 05:02:13,940 --> 05:02:15,620 He's a jubileous deal. 4024 05:02:15,620 --> 05:02:26,180 All right, a couple of questions I would have for you, Dan. First of all, explain the benefit of this. I mean, what does this add to your church's service that you've created things like this? 4025 05:02:26,180 --> 05:02:27,060 What's the point of this? 4026 05:02:27,060 --> 05:02:45,060 One of the biggest problems for any nonprofit organization, religious group or community association is dealing with the day-to-day business problems of running the organization. Paying the bills, keeping track of donations, dealing with staff and volunteers. And the newest trend in solving that kind of problem is the use of an online application, rather than the old-fashioned box of package software. And the biggest problem is the use of the day-to-day business problems of running the organization. 4027 05:02:45,060 --> 05:02:49,740 Paying the bills, keeping track of donations, dealing with staff and volunteers. 4028 05:02:49,740 --> 05:02:54,200 And the newest trend in solving that kind of problem is the use of an online application 4029 05:02:54,200 --> 05:02:57,820 rather than the old-fashioned box of package software. 4030 05:02:57,820 --> 05:03:03,180 Here to show us one such solution is Stephen Wolf of Netledger, now part of the new Oracle 4031 05:03:03,180 --> 05:03:05,220 Small Business Suite. 4032 05:03:05,220 --> 05:03:07,180 And we're talking about managing... 4033 05:03:07,180 --> 05:03:11,920 Is Stephen Wolf of Netledger, now part of the new Oracle Small Business Suite? 4034 05:03:11,920 --> 05:03:14,800 Thank you very much, Keterman Keith. 4035 05:03:14,800 --> 05:03:32,820 Lovely two-man shot there, the two-man group, the blue men. Mano Emano. 4036 05:03:32,820 --> 05:03:43,980 And we're talking about managing your money. I mean, if you're running a church, you're running basically a small non-profit business, and you have to keep track of money in and money out and all those kinds of things that anybody else has to worry about. 4037 05:03:43,980 --> 05:03:58,980 Netledger's approach is interesting. Let me sort of back up for a minute now. Many people may be using old manual systems, right, where you just wrote in the numbers on those big green sheets of paper, and you hope the adding machine, you hit the right buttons on the adding machine. That's not a good idea, right? 4038 05:03:58,980 --> 05:04:07,980 No, I mean, manual systems, paper can get lost, moved around, that sort of thing. Plus all the adding up that you have to do and the mistakes that can be made. Yeah, I'm grand with the ledgers. 4039 05:04:07,980 --> 05:04:09,980 Next step people, drop by maybe something like QuickBooks. 4040 05:04:09,980 --> 05:04:14,980 Heathen ledger. What's this now, like, fucking buy and sell? 4041 05:04:14,980 --> 05:04:16,980 Find answers to questions like... 4042 05:04:16,980 --> 05:04:17,980 Ask Jeeves. 4043 05:04:17,980 --> 05:04:25,980 There are others out there that are very easy to navigate, and one of the easier to use internet research tools is a site called Ask Jeeves. 4044 05:04:25,980 --> 05:04:26,980 Let me introduce... 4045 05:04:26,980 --> 05:04:27,980 What's this got to do with God? 4046 05:04:27,980 --> 05:04:35,980 ...to introduce Jenny Dabusco, who is our next guest. She's director of research and analysis for Ask Jeeves, or Ask.com, which is the actual website. Welcome, Jenny. 4047 05:04:35,980 --> 05:04:39,980 Say, "Ask Jeeves, Ask Jesus." 4048 05:04:39,980 --> 05:04:43,980 I would actually ask you a question before, which is a great example of how you can use the web to find answers to questions. 4049 05:04:43,980 --> 05:04:47,980 Like, Michael Slaughter was mentioning, well, many times you have a question, just go to a website here or there. 4050 05:04:47,980 --> 05:04:54,980 One of the questions was, "How do I find that information about what kind of digital video camera to buy, or the specs, the parameters I ought to know?" 4051 05:04:54,980 --> 05:04:57,980 How would you use something like your site, for example, to answer that question? 4052 05:04:57,980 --> 05:05:01,980 Well, our site is perfect for a question like that, because we're the question answering service on the web. 4053 05:05:01,980 --> 05:05:05,980 So what I would do is I'd go to Ask Jeeves, Ask.com, and I'd type in... 4054 05:05:05,980 --> 05:05:07,980 Thanks, Simon, for the tip. 4055 05:05:07,980 --> 05:05:09,980 ...what should I know about digital cameras. 4056 05:05:09,980 --> 05:05:12,980 So you can just type in a normal English language sentence. You don't have to know any geek stuff. 4057 05:05:12,980 --> 05:05:15,980 Exactly. Just type in the question as you would just phrase it to me. 4058 05:05:15,980 --> 05:05:16,980 Okay. 4059 05:05:16,980 --> 05:05:25,980 And you press that "Ask" button, and you see that "Ask Jeeves" brings up a whole group of questions, such as, "Where can I learn about digital cameras?" 4060 05:05:25,980 --> 05:05:27,980 "What should I know about digital cameras before buying one?" 4061 05:05:27,980 --> 05:05:32,980 "Product reviews," and "Where you can buy one online," as well as, "What does the technical term mean?" 4062 05:05:32,980 --> 05:05:35,980 Sure. And suppose you would click through. I mean, where do I actually get the answer? 4063 05:05:35,980 --> 05:05:40,980 Well, these answers are selected by editors. It asks Jeeves. 4064 05:05:40,980 --> 05:05:42,980 So there's real human beings that have actually looked at this stuff. 4065 05:05:42,980 --> 05:05:43,980 Exactly. 4066 05:05:43,980 --> 05:05:44,980 It's not some machine. 4067 05:05:44,980 --> 05:05:45,980 Okay. 4068 05:05:45,980 --> 05:05:54,980 Exactly. And they found great answers. And so here it looks like it takes us to short courses, and it's the digital photography resource for over 2 million visitors a year. And it's a certain... 4069 05:05:54,980 --> 05:05:56,980 And so there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4070 05:05:56,980 --> 05:05:57,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4071 05:05:57,980 --> 05:05:58,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4072 05:05:58,980 --> 05:05:59,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4073 05:05:59,980 --> 05:06:00,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4074 05:06:00,980 --> 05:06:01,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4075 05:06:01,980 --> 05:06:02,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4076 05:06:02,980 --> 05:06:03,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4077 05:06:03,980 --> 05:06:04,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4078 05:06:04,980 --> 05:06:05,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4079 05:06:05,980 --> 05:06:06,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4080 05:06:06,980 --> 05:06:07,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4081 05:06:07,980 --> 05:06:08,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4082 05:06:08,980 --> 05:06:09,980 So there's one of you ever want to know about that. 4083 05:06:09,980 --> 05:06:10,980 I mean, there are search engines, right? 4084 05:06:10,980 --> 05:06:14,980 So people would go to a Yahoo or an AltaVista to ask a question, but you'd have to use sort 4085 05:06:14,980 --> 05:06:16,980 of funny language to do it. 4086 05:06:16,980 --> 05:06:18,980 And the problem is you might get a million responses, right? 4087 05:06:18,980 --> 05:06:19,980 Exactly. 4088 05:06:19,980 --> 05:06:22,980 Just give us an example of the typical search environment on the web. 4089 05:06:22,980 --> 05:06:23,980 Prior to Ask Jeeves? 4090 05:06:23,980 --> 05:06:24,980 Yeah. 4091 05:06:24,980 --> 05:06:25,980 Okay. 4092 05:06:25,980 --> 05:06:28,980 So prior to Ask Jeeves, there were two types of search engines that people would use. 4093 05:06:28,980 --> 05:06:33,980 You could use either a standard technically-based search engine. 4094 05:06:33,980 --> 05:06:36,980 Maybe it has just gone into another episode. 4095 05:06:36,980 --> 05:06:41,980 Where what that search engine does, like AltaVista's you said, would do is it has a crawler that would 4096 05:06:41,980 --> 05:06:43,980 go out and try to find web pages. 4097 05:06:43,980 --> 05:06:45,980 This is just all a machine going out and searching for words. 4098 05:06:45,980 --> 05:06:46,980 All machine. 4099 05:06:46,980 --> 05:06:47,980 Exactly. 4100 05:06:47,980 --> 05:06:48,980 Who is God? 4101 05:06:48,980 --> 05:06:49,980 Well, if you believe- 4102 05:06:49,980 --> 05:06:50,980 All right. 4103 05:06:50,980 --> 05:06:51,980 So who is God? 4104 05:06:51,980 --> 05:06:54,980 That's what they get to the user search engine to ask what is, who is God? 4105 05:06:54,980 --> 05:06:55,980 I just, I've missed a good bit there. 4106 05:06:55,980 --> 05:06:56,980 Sorry. 4107 05:06:56,980 --> 05:06:57,980 I had to skip on. 4108 05:06:57,980 --> 05:06:58,980 I was wondering where it was going. 4109 05:06:58,980 --> 05:06:59,980 That's where it was going. 4110 05:06:59,980 --> 05:07:00,980 History of the Holy land. 4111 05:07:00,980 --> 05:07:01,980 Oh yeah. 4112 05:07:01,980 --> 05:07:02,980 Yeah. 4113 05:07:02,980 --> 05:07:08,980 Type in, where can I learn about the history of Jerusalem? 4114 05:07:08,980 --> 05:07:09,980 Okay. 4115 05:07:09,980 --> 05:07:12,980 And what will come back is a series of questions. 4116 05:07:12,980 --> 05:07:14,980 You see this top question. 4117 05:07:14,980 --> 05:07:18,980 When I hit on this bar here, it brings up a series of related topics. 4118 05:07:18,980 --> 05:07:21,980 You can see that it's working on the history of Israeli-Palestinian colonies. 4119 05:07:21,980 --> 05:07:22,980 Yeah. 4120 05:07:22,980 --> 05:07:27,980 It also has the history of the state of Israel, declaration on the establishment, the Gaza Strip, 4121 05:07:27,980 --> 05:07:29,980 Jordan-Israel peace treaty, et cetera. 4122 05:07:29,980 --> 05:07:36,980 We've also got the history of the country of Israel, resources from an encyclopedia on it. 4123 05:07:36,980 --> 05:07:37,980 Mm-hmm. 4124 05:07:37,980 --> 05:07:44,980 And down here, we also have our direct hit engine has come up with some others, such as main events in the history of Jerusalem timeline. 4125 05:07:44,980 --> 05:07:45,980 All right. 4126 05:07:45,980 --> 05:07:52,980 Now, suppose I wanted to be like more current, like President Bush is right now talking about faith-based community service programs, and I want to talk about that in a sermon. 4127 05:07:52,980 --> 05:07:56,980 How can I dig up the latest information that's related to that topic? 4128 05:07:56,980 --> 05:08:03,980 Well, with Ask Jeeves, well, I like to think of search engines as being librarians that are, when you look on the web, it's a gigantic library. 4129 05:08:03,980 --> 05:08:10,980 And so you might go to say, Ask Jeeves is a librarian, because he's easy to talk to, and he usually finds what you're looking for. 4130 05:08:10,980 --> 05:08:11,980 All right. 4131 05:08:11,980 --> 05:08:17,980 For that question, you might want to consider going to a librarian who specializes more in news, like maybe a CNET.com. 4132 05:08:17,980 --> 05:08:18,980 Okay. 4133 05:08:18,980 --> 05:08:25,980 But if we were to do it on Ask Jeeves, I'd type in, where can I learn about George W. Bush's policies? 4134 05:08:25,980 --> 05:08:26,980 George Bush. 4135 05:08:26,980 --> 05:08:28,980 On God. 4136 05:08:28,980 --> 05:08:30,980 What kind of responses he gave back? 4137 05:08:30,980 --> 05:08:35,980 And you can see that what he's good at doing, he's coming up with information about him as president. 4138 05:08:35,980 --> 05:08:38,980 And these are all the different sources there you might see. 4139 05:08:38,980 --> 05:08:43,980 So, bringing Bible study and video together, children's Christian video, sure. 4140 05:08:43,980 --> 05:08:46,980 So, I mean, it's just an inquiry today, and this is one of the... 4141 05:08:46,980 --> 05:08:47,980 Who is God? 4142 05:08:47,980 --> 05:08:50,980 What would happen if a child goes there and says, "Who is God?" 4143 05:08:50,980 --> 05:08:52,980 Oh, well, we actually... 4144 05:08:52,980 --> 05:08:54,980 What would happen if they asked a question? 4145 05:08:54,980 --> 05:08:56,980 I love esoteric questions on Ask Jeeves. 4146 05:08:56,980 --> 05:08:57,980 Who is God? 4147 05:08:57,980 --> 05:09:04,980 So, if a child was to go to Ask Jeeves and ask who is God, we come back, and it turns out that that's a question that a lot of our users ask. 4148 05:09:04,980 --> 05:09:06,980 We get over 4 million inquiries a day. 4149 05:09:06,980 --> 05:09:09,980 And this is one of the ones that we get. 4150 05:09:09,980 --> 05:09:14,980 And an editor has gone through, searched the web, and found an answer. 4151 05:09:14,980 --> 05:09:18,980 And the answer that she selected, and I happen to know this editor, she majored in... 4152 05:09:18,980 --> 05:09:20,980 Religioustolerance.org. 4153 05:09:20,980 --> 05:09:23,980 Looks like a picture of a cannabis leaf next to that. 4154 05:09:23,980 --> 05:09:25,980 Different religions, different beliefs. 4155 05:09:25,980 --> 05:09:26,980 Part of religions, apparently. 4156 05:09:26,980 --> 05:09:29,980 This is how search results were returned to you. 4157 05:09:29,980 --> 05:09:35,980 And in this format, she actually got kind of a banner or an image that the site had created. 4158 05:09:35,980 --> 05:09:37,980 Maybe that was Ask Jeeves. 4159 05:09:37,980 --> 05:09:40,980 She's going to have a answer with different religions, different beliefs. 4160 05:09:40,980 --> 05:09:43,980 And there, what you get is what faith groups believe about deity. 4161 05:09:43,980 --> 05:09:46,980 So, who is God? 4162 05:09:46,980 --> 05:09:49,980 Well, if you believe that there is no God, then that would fit under atheism. 4163 05:09:49,980 --> 05:09:52,980 That we cannot know whether God exists, or not. 4164 05:09:52,980 --> 05:09:55,980 Suppose I want to do a Bible research, Jenny. 4165 05:09:55,980 --> 05:10:00,980 What does the Bible say about whatever, marriage or love or education? 4166 05:10:00,980 --> 05:10:03,980 Okay, that's another question we get quite often. 4167 05:10:03,980 --> 05:10:07,980 So, what does the Bible say about love? 4168 05:10:07,980 --> 05:10:09,980 Type that in. 4169 05:10:09,980 --> 05:10:12,980 What I get is I get a question with a blank box. 4170 05:10:12,980 --> 05:10:17,980 Click your mouse, put the cursor over there, and I'm going to type in, what does the Bible say about love? 4171 05:10:17,980 --> 05:10:23,980 And Jeeves is going to go to its answer, and looking it up. 4172 05:10:23,980 --> 05:10:24,980 There we go. 4173 05:10:24,980 --> 05:10:25,980 All kinds of looks. 4174 05:10:25,980 --> 05:10:27,980 So, it's gone to a site that does Bible searches. 4175 05:10:27,980 --> 05:10:30,980 All right, so to sum up, the site is app.com. 4176 05:10:30,980 --> 05:10:31,980 All right, that's that. 4177 05:10:31,980 --> 05:10:32,980 And Jeeves is the virtual person. 4178 05:10:32,980 --> 05:10:33,980 Music fades in. 4179 05:10:33,980 --> 05:10:34,980 Exactly. 4180 05:10:34,980 --> 05:10:35,980 And get out of there. 4181 05:10:35,980 --> 05:10:36,980 Jenny, thank you so much. 4182 05:10:36,980 --> 05:10:37,980 Went on too long. 4183 05:10:37,980 --> 05:10:38,980 Much too long. 4184 05:10:38,980 --> 05:10:49,980 That's it for part two of our special series on technology in the church. 4185 05:10:49,980 --> 05:10:52,980 We'll have the conclusion of our series next week. 4186 05:10:52,980 --> 05:10:55,980 If you have any questions about anything you saw on this week's program, 4187 05:10:55,980 --> 05:10:58,980 please check out our website at computerchronicles.org. 4188 05:10:58,980 --> 05:11:00,980 Thanks so much for joining us. 4189 05:11:00,980 --> 05:11:01,980 I'm Stuart Chaffey. 4190 05:11:01,980 --> 05:11:03,980 Hope we'll see you here again next week. 4191 05:11:04,980 --> 05:11:12,980 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by PC to PC, the online computer migration service from PC First. 4192 05:11:12,980 --> 05:11:16,980 Files, applications, and preferences from your old computer. 4193 05:11:16,980 --> 05:11:23,980 Francis, please search the computer chronicles MIDI music 2, 1992. 4194 05:11:31,980 --> 05:11:33,980 MIDI music 2. 4195 05:11:33,980 --> 05:11:45,980 Music out of, well, just a plastic. 4196 05:11:45,980 --> 05:11:46,980 Ah, brilliant. 4197 05:11:50,980 --> 05:11:53,980 This is what comes to mind when you think of the concept music. 4198 05:11:53,980 --> 05:11:59,980 Talented performers playing beautifully handcrafted instruments all producing lovely sounds. 4199 05:12:00,980 --> 05:12:00,980 But this little... 4200 05:12:00,980 --> 05:12:01,980 Sounds. 4201 05:12:01,980 --> 05:12:02,980 Black box... 4202 05:12:02,980 --> 05:12:05,980 Crafted instruments all producing lovely sounds. 4203 05:12:05,980 --> 05:12:06,980 That has to be... 4204 05:12:07,980 --> 05:12:10,980 But this little black box can also produce music. 4205 05:12:10,980 --> 05:12:11,980 It's a... 4206 05:12:11,980 --> 05:12:14,980 Have you seen the New Zealand Parliament performance of the Haka, is it? 4207 05:12:14,980 --> 05:12:15,980 I have. 4208 05:12:15,980 --> 05:12:19,980 A MIDI box, a musical instrument digital interface. 4209 05:12:19,980 --> 05:12:24,980 Yeah, Stu trying to keep his voice at a low register as not to disturb the musicians. 4210 05:12:24,980 --> 05:12:31,980 Musicians are using devices like these to get music out of, well, just a plastic box with nothing more than silicon chips inside. 4211 05:12:31,980 --> 05:12:32,980 Chips inside. 4212 05:12:32,980 --> 05:12:34,980 It's unlikely it will ever sound quite as good as a string quartet. 4213 05:12:34,980 --> 05:12:36,980 Nothing more than silicon chips inside. 4214 05:12:36,980 --> 05:12:39,980 It's unlikely it will ever sound quite as good as a string quartet. 4215 05:12:39,980 --> 05:12:42,980 Today, we look at and listen to MIDI music. 4216 05:12:42,980 --> 05:12:45,980 on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 4217 05:12:45,980 --> 05:13:02,980 Computer Chronicles have been made possible in part by the... 4218 05:13:02,980 --> 05:13:09,980 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey. 4219 05:13:09,980 --> 05:13:13,980 And with me this week is Bob O'Donnell, editor of Electronic Musician Magazine. 4220 05:13:13,980 --> 05:13:14,980 Nice. 4221 05:13:14,980 --> 05:13:16,980 We have the Miracle Piano here from Software Toolworks. 4222 05:13:16,980 --> 05:13:21,980 A lot of people have heard about this with Nintendo, but you can use it actually in a better way with your personal computer and turn your computer into a piano teacher. 4223 05:13:21,980 --> 05:13:22,980 Game Boy. 4224 05:13:22,980 --> 05:13:24,980 Let's show our viewers how this actually works. 4225 05:13:24,980 --> 05:13:26,980 Here's a song that it wants you to practice. 4226 05:13:26,980 --> 05:13:28,980 So try to play it. 4227 05:13:28,980 --> 05:13:30,980 And make a couple of mistakes on purpose here. 4228 05:13:30,980 --> 05:13:34,980 And you see the screen shows you the notes to be played on the staff. 4229 05:13:34,980 --> 05:13:37,980 The actual finger you should be using at the bottom of the screen. 4230 05:13:37,980 --> 05:13:40,980 You see the actual keyboard as it's depressed on the piano. 4231 05:13:40,980 --> 05:13:43,980 And you've finished a pretty lousy practice session here. 4232 05:13:43,980 --> 05:13:50,980 Would you say the keyboard as it's actually depressed on the piano? 4233 05:13:50,980 --> 05:13:52,980 Or would you say the keyboard as it's actually pressed on the piano? 4234 05:13:52,980 --> 05:13:58,980 At the bottom of the screen, you see the actual keyboard as it's depressed on the piano. 4235 05:13:58,980 --> 05:14:01,980 And you've finished a pretty lousy practice session here. 4236 05:14:01,980 --> 05:14:02,980 And let's see what the teacher and speaker... 4237 05:14:02,980 --> 05:14:05,980 A little dig there at your man. 4238 05:14:05,980 --> 05:14:06,980 A lousy practice. 4239 05:14:06,980 --> 05:14:08,980 ...the computer says about that. 4240 05:14:08,980 --> 05:14:11,980 You had some trouble with that performance. 4241 05:14:11,980 --> 05:14:12,980 You made 24 errors. 4242 05:14:12,980 --> 05:14:15,980 I guess what's neat is the computer is really listening to your performance. 4243 05:14:15,980 --> 05:14:20,980 Now what I want to do is show what would happen here if you kept on really messing up. 4244 05:14:20,980 --> 05:14:26,980 And it's really great, especially for kids, because it'll turn what looked like a music lesson into a video arcade game. 4245 05:14:26,980 --> 05:14:30,980 So we'll go to the main menu, go to the arcade, and ask it, say, to play this Ducks game. 4246 05:14:30,980 --> 05:14:31,980 And it's "Ode to Joy." 4247 05:14:31,980 --> 05:14:34,980 You see, it's the same piece of music now, but in a different way. 4248 05:14:34,980 --> 05:14:36,980 And take a look at this. 4249 05:14:36,980 --> 05:14:39,980 Okay, so these Ducks are coming along, and they're on the staff just as if they were notes. 4250 05:14:39,980 --> 05:14:42,980 It's asking you to recognize those notes. 4251 05:14:42,980 --> 05:14:45,980 And if you hit the right key, you kill the Duck. 4252 05:14:45,980 --> 05:14:47,980 And if you hit the wrong note, you don't kill the Duck. 4253 05:14:47,980 --> 05:14:49,980 Pretty neat way to learn how to play the piano. 4254 05:14:49,980 --> 05:14:54,980 All right, this is kind of fun stuff we're talking about now, but electronic music is really becoming serious. 4255 05:14:54,980 --> 05:14:57,980 I mean, it's becoming mainstream in the music business, isn't it? 4256 05:14:57,980 --> 05:14:58,980 Yes, it is. 4257 05:14:58,980 --> 05:15:00,980 It's very much of a professional tool. 4258 05:15:00,980 --> 05:15:04,980 It's been around for several years now, and it's established itself as a main production tool. 4259 05:15:04,980 --> 05:15:13,980 But the beauty of MIDI is it also works for hobbyists and allows people to make music at home very cost-efficiently and in a way that they could never dreamed of before. 4260 05:15:13,980 --> 05:15:23,980 And on the professional end, what's happening now is the one thing that MIDI has been lacking is the ability to incorporate vocals and acoustic guitar parts, things like that. 4261 05:15:23,980 --> 05:15:28,980 And now people are adding digital recording capability to MIDI sequencing programs. 4262 05:15:28,980 --> 05:15:31,980 How would Stu react to the hacker in his face? 4263 05:15:31,980 --> 05:15:32,980 Mm-hmm. 4264 05:15:32,980 --> 05:15:33,980 All right. 4265 05:15:33,980 --> 05:15:34,980 Okay. 4266 05:15:34,980 --> 05:15:37,980 What else? 4267 05:15:37,980 --> 05:15:39,980 All right. 4268 05:15:39,980 --> 05:15:43,980 Once they end the hacker then it'll just be, "All right, thanks very much." 4269 05:15:43,980 --> 05:15:49,980 "Which allows them to integrate everything into a complete system which they can control and manipulate from their computer." 4270 05:15:49,980 --> 05:15:56,980 "All right, Bob, today we'll look at the newest MIDI music products on all the major platforms, the Amiga, the Macintosh, the PC, and the Atari." 4271 05:15:56,980 --> 05:15:59,980 Now, what would it be like for him to perform the hacker? 4272 05:15:59,980 --> 05:16:02,980 I don't want to have to try and replicate the hacker. 4273 05:16:02,980 --> 05:16:03,980 All right. 4274 05:16:03,980 --> 05:16:08,980 Do you know they start off by doing that maybe? 4275 05:16:08,980 --> 05:16:09,980 All right. 4276 05:16:09,980 --> 05:16:10,980 Okay. 4277 05:16:10,980 --> 05:16:15,980 Handheld gaming hacker. 4278 05:16:15,980 --> 05:16:18,980 Hacker-held gaming devices. 4279 05:16:18,980 --> 05:16:23,980 Nintendo's Game Boy. 4280 05:16:23,980 --> 05:16:31,980 The Atari has become known as a music machine because it's the only computer that comes with a MIDI interface built in. 4281 05:16:31,980 --> 05:16:34,980 We begin today with MIDI music on the Atari ST. 4282 05:16:34,980 --> 05:16:41,980 This is the National Association of Music Merchants convention being held this year in Anaheim. 4283 05:16:41,980 --> 05:16:46,980 The NAMM, as it's called, is the premier international marketplace for musical products. 4284 05:16:46,980 --> 05:16:51,980 And it's no surprise that it looks more like a computer show than a music convention. 4285 05:16:51,980 --> 05:16:56,980 As usual, one of the stars at NAMM is Atari, long the musician's favorite. 4286 05:16:56,980 --> 05:17:02,980 And at this year's NAMM, Atari's new music division helped launch several new third-party products. 4287 05:17:02,980 --> 05:17:03,980 "Se-la-" 4288 05:17:03,980 --> 05:17:04,980 Lovely Cybermullet back there. 4289 05:17:04,980 --> 05:17:06,980 Have we seen this? 4290 05:17:06,980 --> 05:17:07,980 It's- 4291 05:17:07,980 --> 05:17:09,980 I'm getting deja vu off that man's beret. 4292 05:17:09,980 --> 05:17:14,980 Let's have a buzz off this lad's mullet for a moment, because it's fucking celestial. 4293 05:17:14,980 --> 05:17:15,980 Atari's new- 4294 05:17:15,980 --> 05:17:16,980 Look at that. 4295 05:17:16,980 --> 05:17:17,980 Pheew. 4296 05:17:17,980 --> 05:17:20,980 Goes wispy at the back. 4297 05:17:20,980 --> 05:17:25,980 It's got a real fucking like pork chop side hatch. 4298 05:17:25,980 --> 05:17:29,980 And a lovely thatched vision of the future for the front. 4299 05:17:29,980 --> 05:17:30,980 New music division- 4300 05:17:30,980 --> 05:17:34,980 And then at the back, trestle, like a trestle table. 4301 05:17:34,980 --> 05:17:37,980 ...helped launch several new third-party products. 4302 05:17:37,980 --> 05:17:40,980 Sea-lab was showing off its Notator sequencer. 4303 05:17:40,980 --> 05:17:47,980 Notator lets you work on nearly 1,600 separate tracks, of which 64 can be simultaneous. 4304 05:17:47,980 --> 05:17:51,980 Each track can contain 16 separate and simultaneous MIDI channels. 4305 05:17:51,980 --> 05:17:56,980 Mike Pinder is one of the original members of the Moody Blues, and he uses Notator. 4306 05:17:56,980 --> 05:17:57,980 I'm doing a lot of- 4307 05:17:57,980 --> 05:18:03,980 Right now I'm doing a lot of sequencing involving flying in extra vocals and things like that. 4308 05:18:03,980 --> 05:18:07,980 And this program works very well for that, for reconstructing music even. 4309 05:18:07,980 --> 05:18:09,980 Music that was recorded in the past. 4310 05:18:09,980 --> 05:18:13,980 I'm able to resample it and then put it- recompile it using Notator. 4311 05:18:13,980 --> 05:18:14,980 Another new- 4312 05:18:14,980 --> 05:18:15,980 This is a strange accent. 4313 05:18:15,980 --> 05:18:17,980 That was like a British-Australian. 4314 05:18:17,980 --> 05:18:19,980 For reconstructing music even. 4315 05:18:19,980 --> 05:18:21,980 Music that was recorded in the past. 4316 05:18:21,980 --> 05:18:25,980 I'm able to resample it and then put it- recompile it using Notator. 4317 05:18:25,980 --> 05:18:31,980 Another new MIDI product on display at the Atari booth was the Digital Master workstation 4318 05:18:31,980 --> 05:18:35,980 that lets you do two-track digital record and playback direct to disc. 4319 05:18:35,980 --> 05:18:39,980 The whole hardware-software combination sells for $4,500. 4320 05:18:39,980 --> 05:18:44,980 Mick Fleetwood of the group Fleetwood Mac is another Atari computer musician. 4321 05:18:44,980 --> 05:18:48,980 Fleetwood uses the new Hotz MIDI translator invented by Jim McClendon. 4322 05:18:48,980 --> 05:18:52,980 It's been called the first true hyper instrument. 4323 05:18:52,980 --> 05:18:53,980 Enabling- 4324 05:18:53,980 --> 05:18:54,980 Jimmy Hotz is after you. 4325 05:18:54,980 --> 05:18:58,980 ...a musician with limited technical skills to create complex music. 4326 05:18:58,980 --> 05:19:02,980 My main frustration was I'm a drummer, of course. 4327 05:19:02,980 --> 05:19:04,980 Complex music. 4328 05:19:04,980 --> 05:19:05,980 And not a keyboard player. 4329 05:19:05,980 --> 05:19:22,980 And it started with really saying it must be possible in this day and age to develop a system where someone can either learn- 4330 05:19:22,980 --> 05:19:40,980 ...to play. 4331 05:19:40,980 --> 05:19:44,980 If you're a player, to become instantly far more prolific, quite frankly, than conventional methods. 4332 05:19:44,980 --> 05:19:56,980 The Hotz MIDI translator uses a database of chords and sequences and functions like an intelligent musical accompanist. 4333 05:19:56,980 --> 05:19:58,980 That- what the fuck? 4334 05:19:58,980 --> 05:20:06,980 That is a real bouffant, baronet deluxe seminal edition 5000. 4335 05:20:06,980 --> 05:20:08,980 If that's not a wig, then fair play. 4336 05:20:08,980 --> 05:20:12,980 That's a well-cultivated fucking piano shrub. 4337 05:20:12,980 --> 05:20:14,980 ...device sells for under 200- 4338 05:20:14,980 --> 05:20:20,980 ...and it's as dark as the night as well, which is why it's so beguiling. 4339 05:20:20,980 --> 05:20:23,980 ...and functions like an intelligent musical- 4340 05:20:23,980 --> 05:20:24,980 ...it's a real flockbush. 4341 05:20:24,980 --> 05:20:25,980 ...the company-ist. 4342 05:20:25,980 --> 05:20:27,980 The device sells for under 200 dollars. 4343 05:20:27,980 --> 05:20:29,980 ...flockwood bush. 4344 05:20:29,980 --> 05:20:33,980 ...chester Thompson is a drummer who's played with Phil Collins and Genesis. 4345 05:20:33,980 --> 05:20:34,980 Beautiful stuff. 4346 05:20:34,980 --> 05:20:37,980 ...he uses Cubase, a sequencing program from the- 4347 05:20:37,980 --> 05:20:39,980 ...he- 4348 05:20:39,980 --> 05:20:41,980 ...see this fella's face there. 4349 05:20:41,980 --> 05:20:47,980 ...from the Steinberg-Jones company. 4350 05:20:47,980 --> 05:20:55,980 The newest version of Cubase lets you not only control MIDI inputs, but also gives you remote software control of multi-track tape machines. 4351 05:20:55,980 --> 05:20:57,980 In all, there were 16- 4352 05:20:57,980 --> 05:20:59,980 ...the elbow pads on the jacket there. 4353 05:20:59,980 --> 05:21:03,980 ...developers showing off new music products for the Atari platform- 4354 05:21:03,980 --> 05:21:06,980 ...like a Die Hard 2 baddie or a Die Hard baddie. 4355 05:21:06,980 --> 05:21:10,980 ...there were 16 developers showing off new music products for the Atari platform- 4356 05:21:10,980 --> 05:21:15,980 ...one of Gruber's henchmen- 4357 05:21:15,980 --> 05:21:18,980 ...at this year's Music Merchant Show. 4358 05:21:18,980 --> 05:21:23,980 ...for the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel, Music Merchant Show. 4359 05:21:23,980 --> 05:21:26,980 ...for the Computer Chronicles- 4360 05:21:26,980 --> 05:21:45,580 I'm Maria Gabriel. 4361 05:21:45,580 --> 05:21:59,080 Super Jam. 4362 05:21:59,080 --> 05:22:09,580 The Commodore Amiga has also been a popular MIDI music machine. Here to show us a new Amiga program called Super Jam is Melissa Jordan Gray, president of the Blue Ribbon Soundworks. 4363 05:22:09,580 --> 05:22:10,580 Power Jumper. 4364 05:22:10,580 --> 05:22:18,580 I'm going to get your credentials up a bit. I understand you're the one who did the music actually for Atlanta's big presentation to the International Olympics Committee and the multimedia thing that got you the Olympics in Atlanta. 4365 05:22:18,580 --> 05:22:19,580 That's right. It was a lot of fun. 4366 05:22:19,580 --> 05:22:21,580 Did you do that on Amiga? What did you use to create that? 4367 05:22:21,580 --> 05:22:26,580 Yes, actually we did it with Amiga using another piece of software that we were publishing. 4368 05:22:26,580 --> 05:22:31,580 Thank you very much, Tam. Could you give a shout out to the Snake Pit mainframe? Thank you very much. 4369 05:22:31,580 --> 05:22:40,580 Aside from Dave Green with a lot of really talented people, it was a wonderful testing ground for the later versions of our music packages because I really learned what was needed. 4370 05:22:40,580 --> 05:22:42,580 Now, are you a musician, a hacker, or both? 4371 05:22:42,580 --> 05:22:50,580 I am a musician. I am a saxophone player. If you look at the screen here, you'll see that's the Hitchcock of software right there. 4372 05:22:50,580 --> 05:22:54,580 Let's go to the software. This is called Super Jam and this is software, not hardware. 4373 05:22:54,580 --> 05:22:55,580 That's correct. 4374 05:22:55,580 --> 05:22:59,580 Okay, four-year Amiga. All right, show us what you can do with Super Jam then, Melissa. Just run us through it. 4375 05:22:59,580 --> 05:23:05,580 What you're looking at here is the Super Jam keyboard and if you can look carefully, you'll see that on the bottom row of the keys are chords. 4376 05:23:05,580 --> 05:23:11,580 And if I click down, I'm able to actually hear chords playing from each of these keys. 4377 05:23:11,580 --> 05:23:16,580 And if you know anything about music, chords are an assemblage of notes that play together. 4378 05:23:16,580 --> 05:23:20,580 So if I click on a C and there's a big M, I'm going to get a C major chord. 4379 05:23:20,580 --> 05:23:22,580 Oh, I see. That's with the big M, little M, major, minor. Okay. 4380 05:23:22,580 --> 05:23:32,580 That's right. D with a little M, minor chord. And if I want to learn a little more about chords, I can click over here and I can hear the different parts. 4381 05:23:32,580 --> 05:23:40,580 Now, let's say that I happen to play this one and I love the way it sounds. No problem. I'm just going to pick it up, drag it over there and drop it on a key. 4382 05:23:40,580 --> 05:23:47,580 And now that's the chord. Exactly. So you can set up all these different chords on your keyboard and then use a command here called "Se". It's yours. 4383 05:23:47,580 --> 05:23:55,580 So then the next thing I do is pick a style. And here I've got a style called Amadeus, which is based on Mozart. And I'm just going to play. 4384 05:23:55,580 --> 05:24:04,580 There's a lot of micro stews. A lot of little micro stews being peppered in throughout the presentation here. I hope you're picking up on all these. 4385 05:24:04,580 --> 05:24:08,580 And the super jam band starts playing. What are they playing? What is nothing? 4386 05:24:08,580 --> 05:24:14,580 Well, what they're doing is they've been taught a certain style of playing. What we're listening to... 4387 05:24:14,580 --> 05:24:25,580 The Amadeus style. That's correct. And the style is maybe a drum part and a keyboard part and a piano part and the relationship of them working together. And also, very quickly, I could just click, listen to a dance tune. 4388 05:24:25,580 --> 05:24:42,580 So by clicking on keys... So you are playing this music right now? I'm deciding... You're playing the chords. Okay. Okay. And I can also play it from my keyboard here. So I could just... 4389 05:24:42,580 --> 05:24:55,580 Again, you don't need a separate keyboard, a synthesizer. This is all just coming out of the Amiga. This is coming from the Amiga. And what you can also do, this is a lovely mode here. Create chords and create seventh chords on all notes. See, I can do this without looking. 4390 05:24:57,580 --> 05:25:05,580 It's like Stevie Wonder. No, okay. That's how he does it. That's it. But I can also... Stevie Wonder. No, see, I can do this without looking. 4391 05:25:07,580 --> 05:25:11,580 It's like Stevie Wonder. No, okay. That's how he does it. That's it. 4392 05:25:11,580 --> 05:25:26,580 That's how he does it. But I can also change the tempo. Uh-huh. You can slow it down. And let's say we're singing along. Yeah. If it's a little bit too high for you, I can tell. Right. So we can go ahead and lower that key. Uh-huh. By clicking here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 4393 05:25:26,580 --> 05:25:40,580 So this looks like a lot of the buttons you have on one of those expensive Yamahas or Casios or something. Yeah, but there's a difference because on the Yamahas and the Casio, first of all, you can't tell it how to play music. Right, right. Right. What you can do with this one, you can't just suddenly change keys quickly. And most importantly, you can't write it down. 4394 05:25:40,580 --> 05:25:46,420 You can't write it down. See this is just the sort of the playground of Super Jam, but we can move forward and say okay 4395 05:25:46,420 --> 05:25:52,580 I'd like to write a piece of music. We're gonna call that the intro. We're gonna make our intro. Let's say five measures in length and this 4396 05:25:53,060 --> 05:25:55,060 Actually remembers the key. I'm in 4397 05:25:55,300 --> 05:26:00,180 Remembers the time and it even remembers the style that I was doing, but I'm gonna go ahead and put us back to the key of C 4398 05:26:00,180 --> 05:26:02,180 Okay, and I just start again 4399 05:26:06,660 --> 05:26:09,860 Now when you say start playing I mean where's that melody coming from? 4400 05:26:09,860 --> 05:26:11,860 Okay, well what I'm doing is 4401 05:26:14,100 --> 05:26:20,900 I'm telling the program what chords I want to play. I've told it what style right what key and what tempo and it takes all that 4402 05:26:21,540 --> 05:26:28,420 Information and puts it together and it plays music. So you're saying a musical moron could kind of sit down here and close their eyes and do 4403 05:26:28,420 --> 05:26:33,700 What you did and something comes out you can say I wrote that musical moron if you can't play an instrument 4404 05:26:34,340 --> 05:26:37,620 This will fool your mother into thinking you went to piano lessons every day 4405 05:26:38,260 --> 05:26:41,700 Promise and if you can't play music you'll be able to play music even better 4406 05:26:42,180 --> 05:26:47,060 No question about it. Yeah, no, no where does it fit? Is this both for the person who spike the cam? 4407 05:26:48,100 --> 05:26:50,660 Spy cam? Yeah, no, no, where does it fit? 4408 05:26:53,380 --> 05:26:59,700 I just check and see what camera what monitor is for the person who doesn't know anything wants to mess around and is also for the musician 4409 05:26:59,700 --> 05:27:02,500 Who really wants to use that's right? If you are a good musician? 4410 05:27:02,500 --> 05:27:05,620 You'll be a great musician with super jam if you are a video producer 4411 05:27:05,620 --> 05:27:10,820 You'll become a music producer with super jam and like I said if you couldn't carry a tune with a bucket 4412 05:27:11,140 --> 05:27:14,820 You won't need a bucket to carry more than that super jam is for the Amiga how much does it cost? 4413 05:27:15,140 --> 05:27:18,820 It lists for a hundred and forty nine dollars and can be purchased for as low as 79 4414 05:27:19,300 --> 05:27:26,100 In the store. Melissa, thank you very much. You're welcome. All right, some of the new computer-based music in the store. Melissa, thank you very much 4415 05:27:26,100 --> 05:27:31,060 You're welcome. All right, some of the new computer-based music. I like the sound of her. You're welcome there 4416 05:27:31,060 --> 05:27:53,220 You're welcome. You're welcome. Maybe I could integrate GarageBand into the viewing of Compute Chronicles 4417 05:27:55,460 --> 05:28:00,980 Can be purchased for as low as 79 in the store. Melissa, thank you very much. You're welcome. All right, some of the new computer-based music in the store. 4418 05:28:00,980 --> 05:28:11,620 The new computer-based music gadgets are rather incredible and we're going to visit the Center for Computer Research in Music and Acoustics at Stanford University to see the cutting edge of computer music. 4419 05:28:12,980 --> 05:28:19,300 Okay, go ahead. Another ponytail from within the realms of the studio. 4420 05:28:25,140 --> 05:28:30,420 The philosophy here at Stanford is to use computers to go... Have we not seen this? What? 4421 05:28:30,420 --> 05:28:32,420 What? 4422 05:28:32,420 --> 05:28:52,180 You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. 4423 05:28:52,180 --> 05:29:21,020 Tum-bon away, boys! Tum-bon away! 4424 05:29:21,020 --> 05:29:51,000 Tum-bon away! 4425 05:29:51,000 --> 05:29:53,000 Tum-bon away! 4426 05:29:53,000 --> 05:29:55,000 Tum-bon away! 4427 05:29:55,000 --> 05:29:57,000 Tum-bon away! 4428 05:29:57,000 --> 05:29:59,000 Tum-bon away! 4429 05:29:59,000 --> 05:30:01,000 Tum-bon away! 4430 05:30:01,000 --> 05:30:03,000 Tum-bon away! 4431 05:30:03,000 --> 05:30:05,000 Tum-bon away! 4432 05:30:05,000 --> 05:30:07,000 Tum-bon away! 4433 05:30:07,000 --> 05:30:09,000 Tum-bon away! 4434 05:30:09,000 --> 05:30:11,000 Tum-bon away! 4435 05:30:11,000 --> 05:30:13,000 Tum-bon away! 4436 05:30:13,000 --> 05:30:15,000 Tum-bon away! 4437 05:30:15,000 --> 05:30:17,000 Tum-bon away! 4438 05:30:17,000 --> 05:30:19,000 Tum-bon away! 4439 05:30:19,000 --> 05:30:22,300 Very, very kind of you. Thank you very much. 4440 05:30:33,060 --> 05:30:33,780 You're welcome. 4441 05:30:41,260 --> 05:30:44,360 It's going to start stretching and liberating up. 4442 05:30:44,360 --> 05:30:49,600 The more muscle tension, the higher the note, and the more you relax, the lower the note. 4443 05:30:49,600 --> 05:30:53,960 One of the most difficult musical sounds to simulate is that of the human voice. 4444 05:30:58,620 --> 05:30:59,560 This is spasm. 4445 05:31:00,140 --> 05:31:01,020 The single... 4446 05:31:01,020 --> 05:31:05,720 The most difficult musical sounds to simulate is that of the human voice. 4447 05:31:06,160 --> 05:31:10,460 This is spasm, the singing physical articulatory synthesis model. 4448 05:31:10,980 --> 05:31:13,640 The problem with spasm is it's too perfect. 4449 05:31:14,040 --> 05:31:15,480 In a way, she's the perfect singer. 4450 05:31:15,780 --> 05:31:17,460 She can sing a note without vibrato. 4451 05:31:17,600 --> 05:31:22,080 She can sing a note without any pitch deviation, without any deviation at all. 4452 05:31:22,500 --> 05:31:30,040 But we realize very quickly in computer music that those very aspects are the parts that make sounds... 4453 05:31:30,040 --> 05:31:30,660 You're welcome. 4454 05:31:30,920 --> 05:31:31,700 ...in a way to the ear. 4455 05:31:31,700 --> 05:31:39,240 So Cook is spending most of his time trying to add human imperfection to spasm's voice so it will sound more believable. 4456 05:31:39,740 --> 05:31:44,400 Another experimental musical device here at the Stanford Center is the radio baton. 4457 05:31:44,860 --> 05:31:50,160 It lets you conduct an orchestra simply by waving around two batons over this flat box. 4458 05:31:50,380 --> 05:31:54,180 As you wave the batons, the sensors in the box detect your movement. 4459 05:31:54,180 --> 05:31:59,600 The computer already knows the music but will play it according to how you move the batons. 4460 05:31:59,600 --> 05:32:08,500 What is ironic about the radio baton is that its developer says the technology helps the performer focus on interpretation rather than technique. 4461 05:32:09,160 --> 05:32:27,680 Because the technique in some sense is easy on the instrument allows the performer to focus all his attention and mental abilities on the expression or what he wants to say with the music. 4462 05:32:28,320 --> 05:32:32,040 What he wants to say could be called the soul of the music. 4463 05:32:32,840 --> 05:32:35,320 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel. 4464 05:32:46,600 --> 05:32:49,140 Who's this fucking Star Trek? 4465 05:32:49,420 --> 05:32:50,740 The next generation lad. 4466 05:32:50,900 --> 05:32:54,800 Now you don't need a million dollars worth of computers to play around with MIDI music. 4467 05:32:54,940 --> 05:32:57,100 You can even do it on your plain old PC. 4468 05:32:57,300 --> 05:33:00,680 Here to show us how is Dennis Labreck of Passport Designs, Inc. 4469 05:33:00,980 --> 05:33:03,640 Now Dennis, I have to tell you, we did a show on MIDI Music a couple of years ago. 4470 05:33:03,760 --> 05:33:06,460 I mean, there were keyboards, wires, cables, boxes. 4471 05:33:06,620 --> 05:33:07,340 Lots of gear. Lots of gear. Lots of gear. Boxes. I can't believe it. 4472 05:33:07,340 --> 05:33:09,500 I mean, last time was... I was part of setting some of that stuff up. 4473 05:33:09,500 --> 05:33:12,500 Just one computer. You have one keyboard, one box. 4474 05:33:12,600 --> 05:33:14,980 What is the Roland box? That's a Roland sound module. 4475 05:33:14,980 --> 05:33:18,480 And that's capable of producing up to 16 different sounds at the same time. 4476 05:33:18,540 --> 05:33:20,180 So it's really like having 16 keyboards all in one. 4477 05:33:20,180 --> 05:33:22,320 Yeah, so things have really changed in the past couple of years. 4478 05:33:22,340 --> 05:33:25,660 Changed completely. You can have a full-blown recording studio right here. 4479 05:33:25,660 --> 05:33:29,260 Yeah. Okay, we have a PC running Windows, and you have a program called Encore. 4480 05:33:29,260 --> 05:33:30,700 Encore. Tell us about it and then show us what you do. 4481 05:33:30,700 --> 05:33:34,200 Encore is a transcription program, notation program for professional musicians, 4482 05:33:34,200 --> 05:33:36,900 and it allows you to literally print sheet music. 4483 05:33:37,040 --> 05:33:39,480 Put a piece of sheet music up on the screen and print it out. 4484 05:33:39,960 --> 05:33:43,500 There's several different ways that you can put music up on the screen. 4485 05:33:43,680 --> 05:33:58,780 I can bounce notes in one note at a time. I can use the keyboard to step notes in one at a time. But probably the most dramatic way to use the program would be to actually enter in a piece of music in real time. I simply hit the record button and play. 4486 05:33:58,780 --> 05:34:09,820 And as soon as I hit the space bar, it turns into music. 4487 05:34:09,820 --> 05:34:12,960 Now, this used to be a pretty difficult thing to do not too long ago. 4488 05:34:12,960 --> 05:34:16,940 Transcription is not an easy thing to do. You can sit down there and figure out the notes. 4489 05:34:16,940 --> 05:34:18,740 How accurate is this? 4490 05:34:18,860 --> 05:34:21,580 The computer is actually more accurate than what you can play. 4491 05:34:22,020 --> 05:34:24,920 It will actually transcribe up to 64th note triplets. 4492 05:34:25,120 --> 05:34:28,600 More often than not, you don't want to see that fine of notation on the screen. 4493 05:34:29,040 --> 05:34:34,340 You want to get an approximation of what you've played so you can easily hand it to somebody and be able to play it back. 4494 05:34:34,340 --> 05:34:38,940 I could literally be putting up 64th note rests every time I lift my hands up off the keyboard. 4495 05:34:38,940 --> 05:34:39,520 Yeah, yeah. 4496 05:34:39,520 --> 05:34:47,600 It's a very, very accurate program. And once you have the music up on the screen, Ankur is very, very easy to make changes to the music and edit your music. 4497 05:34:47,600 --> 05:34:51,780 Much like a word processing program where I can cut, copy, and paste or change things. 4498 05:34:51,780 --> 05:34:55,940 This now becomes a graphics program where I can say, oh, take this measure up to here. 4499 05:34:56,480 --> 05:35:02,740 I want a little more space between these two measures. I want to slide this over. This is a wrong note. 4500 05:35:03,940 --> 05:35:05,760 Let me just grab the note and change the note. 4501 05:35:05,760 --> 05:35:06,700 And you can hear it as you hear it. 4502 05:35:06,700 --> 05:35:10,260 You can hear it as you're playing it. I can grab my eraser and take out individual notes. 4503 05:35:10,760 --> 05:35:18,880 I can just go to my palette here and grab different notes and enter them in on the screen or grab slurs, curves. 4504 05:35:18,880 --> 05:35:21,780 So I can start making this look like a real piece of music. 4505 05:35:22,380 --> 05:35:25,060 Once everything is up on the screen, I can start moving things around. 4506 05:35:25,520 --> 05:35:33,880 This is being used by professional musicians, amateur musicians, everybody from small recording studios to Herbie Hancock and Oscar Peterson. 4507 05:35:33,880 --> 05:35:37,700 Now, besides notation, what else can you do with this? There are other things I think you're showing. 4508 05:35:37,700 --> 05:35:41,160 Well, there is actually, yeah, this really is a sequencer. 4509 05:35:41,160 --> 05:35:43,700 And I'm not sure if you've covered sequencing quite yet, but basically... 4510 05:35:43,700 --> 05:35:47,700 We're going to make a song entirely from slurs. 4511 05:35:47,700 --> 05:35:53,300 Allows me to do full-blown orchestration with this program. 4512 05:35:54,160 --> 05:35:57,800 And as you can see, I can see all the parts on the screen. 4513 05:35:57,940 --> 05:36:00,940 I can actually take a look at another window. 4514 05:36:01,460 --> 05:36:02,640 So you're a slur. 4515 05:36:03,700 --> 05:36:04,860 Call my staff sheet. 4516 05:36:05,540 --> 05:36:08,940 And this allows me to change the volume of any of the tracks on the screen. 4517 05:36:09,020 --> 05:36:11,280 Okay, so there are all the different lines that are going in the music. 4518 05:36:11,480 --> 05:36:13,600 And here's my string part, and I can bring the strings up. 4519 05:36:13,820 --> 05:36:14,120 Wow. 4520 05:36:14,540 --> 05:36:16,120 So I have a mixer as well. 4521 05:36:16,240 --> 05:36:21,300 I can change the sounds if I want to make this string sound a horn sound. 4522 05:36:21,660 --> 05:36:24,620 I can simply click in here and choose a different device. 4523 05:36:25,420 --> 05:36:26,600 Oops, I don't have that set up. 4524 05:36:26,700 --> 05:36:32,760 And change to a different device, horns, piano part. 4525 05:36:32,900 --> 05:36:36,420 I can change everything around and then look at it. 4526 05:36:36,460 --> 05:36:38,640 And then, of course, from here, you can actually print it out. 4527 05:36:38,980 --> 05:36:43,200 So print it out on a dot matrix printer, on a laser printer, whatever quality printer you have. 4528 05:36:43,260 --> 05:36:46,140 It is a Windows program, so it'll support any printer that Windows supports. 4529 05:36:46,660 --> 05:36:50,900 I can automatically, for instance, take the bass line, extract that part to a new staff, 4530 05:36:51,120 --> 05:36:53,180 and hand the bass line off to my bass player. 4531 05:36:53,560 --> 05:36:57,320 So unlike what we saw earlier in the show, this is really not for the novice encore. 4532 05:36:57,440 --> 05:36:59,020 This is a professional musician program. 4533 05:36:59,180 --> 05:37:01,960 Now, we do have a program that is available called Music Time, 4534 05:37:02,260 --> 05:37:04,600 which is a very similar program to Encore. 4535 05:37:04,700 --> 05:37:05,660 It's derived from Encore. 4536 05:37:05,780 --> 05:37:07,400 It doesn't have quite as many bells and whistles. 4537 05:37:07,680 --> 05:37:12,840 I can, basically, you do need to be a musician, or it helps to be a musician. 4538 05:37:13,700 --> 05:37:18,180 I have had people go from the Miracle Keyboard System after they've learned a little bit. 4539 05:37:18,180 --> 05:37:19,080 Who does he look like? 4540 05:37:19,100 --> 05:37:20,020 He looks like someone. 4541 05:37:23,380 --> 05:37:24,820 Right, to a notation program. 4542 05:37:24,920 --> 05:37:26,140 As a matter of fact, this is available. 4543 05:37:26,640 --> 05:37:27,880 This program works on the Miracle Keyboard. 4544 05:37:27,880 --> 05:37:28,060 Really? 4545 05:37:28,780 --> 05:37:32,600 Yeah, well, I wanted to ask you, what's the minimum hardware you need to do something like this? 4546 05:37:32,740 --> 05:37:33,840 Basically, any computer... 4547 05:37:33,840 --> 05:37:38,060 Like, it looks like a Star Trek garb. 4548 05:37:39,840 --> 05:37:41,920 Bit of suckliff in that angle, all right. 4549 05:37:45,340 --> 05:37:46,320 A snooker. 4550 05:37:46,320 --> 05:37:49,820 Here, we have a PC version, and we have a Macintosh version. 4551 05:37:50,120 --> 05:37:52,640 The PC version needs to run Windows. 4552 05:37:52,900 --> 05:37:55,060 So, anything that will run Windows well will run a program. 4553 05:37:55,060 --> 05:37:56,280 But, I mean, you need the Roland box and things like that. 4554 05:37:56,280 --> 05:37:57,740 And you need a synthesizer of some sort. 4555 05:37:57,840 --> 05:37:59,180 I can deal with just a single keyboard. 4556 05:37:59,180 --> 05:38:00,220 But you could be working right off the keyboard. 4557 05:38:00,220 --> 05:38:00,800 I can work with this. 4558 05:38:00,880 --> 05:38:05,060 I can work, again, with the Miracle Keyboard, with a Sound Blaster, if you just want to use the mouse. 4559 05:38:05,080 --> 05:38:05,840 Paul Schindler. 4560 05:38:05,880 --> 05:38:09,620 But typically, you'll need some kind of keyboard available at most commercial stores. 4561 05:38:09,620 --> 05:38:10,660 And what does Encore sell for? 4562 05:38:10,760 --> 05:38:10,980 What's the price? 4563 05:38:10,980 --> 05:38:13,640 Encore is $5.95, and music time is $2.49. 4564 05:38:14,180 --> 05:38:15,160 Dennis, thank you very much. 4565 05:38:15,180 --> 05:38:15,420 Thank you. 4566 05:38:15,660 --> 05:38:18,240 All right, next up, MIDI music on the Macintosh. 4567 05:38:18,380 --> 05:38:18,940 Stay tuned. 4568 05:38:32,280 --> 05:38:37,560 The Macintosh has been a popular MIDI music platform thanks to its built-in sound capabilities. 4569 05:38:37,960 --> 05:38:42,800 Here to show us the newest music software for the Macintosh is Keith Borman of Opcode Systems. 4570 05:38:43,100 --> 05:38:44,600 You're going to show us two things, Keith. 4571 05:38:44,900 --> 05:38:48,480 What you call your low-end Easy Vision and a higher-end product called Studio Vision. 4572 05:38:48,940 --> 05:38:51,860 What is the difference between high-end and low-end in computer music? 4573 05:38:51,960 --> 05:38:55,860 Because the low-end sometimes just really sounds like computer music, and the high-end sounds like real music. 4574 05:38:56,560 --> 05:39:01,120 The high-end provides you additional ways to view the music and manipulate the music. 4575 05:39:01,400 --> 05:39:09,440 It gives you graphical ways to manipulate it, and also to do something called quantizing a little bit more accurately to give you more of a human feel. 4576 05:39:09,580 --> 05:39:10,840 All right, you're going to show us some of this stuff now. 4577 05:39:10,880 --> 05:39:13,180 Let's start with Easy Vision, which you have up here on the Macintosh. 4578 05:39:13,180 --> 05:39:14,100 Just tell me what this does. 4579 05:39:14,520 --> 05:39:17,220 Well, it's a 16-track sequencer. 4580 05:39:17,460 --> 05:39:21,380 And a sequencer is like a multi-track tape recorder in one sense. 4581 05:39:21,460 --> 05:39:23,380 In another sense, it's like a spreadsheet. 4582 05:39:23,380 --> 05:39:26,240 In that you can copy and paste information from one place. 4583 05:39:26,420 --> 05:39:28,480 Or is it a musical notation staff? 4584 05:39:28,680 --> 05:39:29,080 Use this. 4585 05:39:29,440 --> 05:39:33,740 Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go into record, and I'm going to go into loop record. 4586 05:39:33,820 --> 05:39:38,200 It's going to do four bars, and I'm going to repeat those four bars over and over again, and add additional elements of music. 4587 05:39:38,880 --> 05:39:41,560 And we can hear the count-off here. 4588 05:39:41,560 --> 05:39:42,480 I'm going to go... 4589 05:39:42,480 --> 05:39:59,600 Okay, we've added the drum parts. 4590 05:39:59,600 --> 05:40:02,420 Now what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and switch to a bass part now. 4591 05:40:02,420 --> 05:40:17,320 Now we're getting all those playing back. 4592 05:40:17,540 --> 05:40:17,880 Right. 4593 05:40:18,380 --> 05:40:23,660 Now in addition to that, I'm quantizing on the fly, so it's doing rhythmic corrections, almost like a snap to grid. 4594 05:40:23,800 --> 05:40:24,600 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 4595 05:40:24,660 --> 05:40:25,160 Okay. 4596 05:40:33,540 --> 05:40:35,120 Okay, let's add another part here. 4597 05:40:43,120 --> 05:40:45,420 And one more part, let's add a horn part. 4598 05:40:50,420 --> 05:40:54,080 So you're just laying down a track at a time and accumulating those tracks. 4599 05:40:55,080 --> 05:40:57,000 Okay, let's look at that information very quickly. 4600 05:40:57,840 --> 05:41:01,940 And what we'll do is we will view it on what's called a piano roll. 4601 05:41:02,320 --> 05:41:02,720 Uh-huh. 4602 05:41:03,520 --> 05:41:04,020 Uh-huh. 4603 05:41:04,580 --> 05:41:07,540 And one of the nice things about EasyVision is there's online help wherever you look. 4604 05:41:07,680 --> 05:41:07,920 Okay. 4605 05:41:07,920 --> 05:41:11,020 So you can kind of teach yourself while you're playing music. 4606 05:41:11,380 --> 05:41:13,140 And this is not System 7 only. 4607 05:41:13,340 --> 05:41:15,640 It also works with System 6 if you're still doing the switch. 4608 05:41:15,760 --> 05:41:16,040 All right. 4609 05:41:16,420 --> 05:41:18,480 Okay, and there's the counter, for instance. 4610 05:41:19,040 --> 05:41:20,460 And here is the piano roll. 4611 05:41:20,660 --> 05:41:23,160 And a piano roll is like what you would suspect. 4612 05:41:23,920 --> 05:41:26,620 And one of the nice things about this kind of environment is I can click on a note. 4613 05:41:27,680 --> 05:41:28,460 And that was the note. 4614 05:41:30,060 --> 05:41:33,060 Oh, and you're just moving the note right there, huh? 4615 05:41:33,180 --> 05:41:33,440 Yeah. 4616 05:41:33,560 --> 05:41:34,420 And you can hear what you're doing. 4617 05:41:34,620 --> 05:41:38,460 Yeah, and so if I play a wrong note, I can move it to the right place or get rid of it altogether. 4618 05:41:39,140 --> 05:41:42,960 You can only imagine what Mozart or Beethoven would have done with an environment like this. 4619 05:41:43,900 --> 05:41:44,820 Okay, what else can we do? 4620 05:41:45,120 --> 05:41:47,820 Well, I can draw in a crescendo. 4621 05:41:50,260 --> 05:41:50,860 Okay, what else? 4622 05:41:50,880 --> 05:41:54,460 You can only imagine what Mozart or Beethoven would have done with an environment like this. 4623 05:41:55,340 --> 05:41:56,320 Okay, what else can we do? 4624 05:41:56,640 --> 05:41:59,340 Well, I can draw in a crescendo. 4625 05:41:59,880 --> 05:42:01,640 On the music to start again. 4626 05:42:03,800 --> 05:42:04,660 Just like that. 4627 05:42:04,880 --> 05:42:05,740 Yeah, absolutely. 4628 05:42:06,320 --> 05:42:12,320 Also, there is a mixing window where I can say mix it. 4629 05:42:12,420 --> 05:42:14,320 Now, we're going to see MIDI activity up here. 4630 05:42:14,900 --> 05:42:17,020 And I'm going to pull the drum parts down. 4631 05:42:18,300 --> 05:42:21,820 So you can do real-time mixing, automated mixing as you fly. 4632 05:42:22,060 --> 05:42:22,220 Right. 4633 05:42:22,580 --> 05:42:22,860 All right. 4634 05:42:23,420 --> 05:42:28,020 Now, very quickly, what I'm going to do is create a song for you. 4635 05:42:28,080 --> 05:42:28,320 Okay. 4636 05:42:28,940 --> 05:42:30,200 And this is the arrangement window. 4637 05:42:30,200 --> 05:42:33,760 What I'm going to do is I'm going to type in letters of pre-written sections of songs. 4638 05:42:33,840 --> 05:42:38,960 So I'm going to say A, B, A, B, C, B, B, B, B, B. 4639 05:42:39,120 --> 05:42:39,520 Uh-huh. 4640 05:42:40,160 --> 05:42:43,020 And these are pieces you've created before. 4641 05:42:43,180 --> 05:42:43,460 Yes. 4642 05:42:43,640 --> 05:42:46,860 And what I'm going to do now is I've linked my song sections together. 4643 05:42:47,200 --> 05:42:48,100 And we're going to... 4644 05:42:48,100 --> 05:42:48,100 Okay. 4645 05:42:48,100 --> 05:42:52,260 Well, as you said, I mean, it's a word processor. 4646 05:42:52,840 --> 05:42:55,000 And you're sequencing the pieces of music all at the same time. 4647 05:42:55,840 --> 05:42:56,300 All right. 4648 05:42:56,340 --> 05:42:57,600 Keith, I see you have a microphone here. 4649 05:42:57,720 --> 05:42:58,080 Yes. 4650 05:42:58,080 --> 05:42:59,240 And I don't want you to get away here. 4651 05:42:59,300 --> 05:43:02,140 Before you show us how you can actually record your voice in this. 4652 05:43:02,400 --> 05:43:02,720 Okay. 4653 05:43:05,000 --> 05:43:07,100 So what we have been looking at right now is Easy Vision. 4654 05:43:07,200 --> 05:43:12,880 What we're going to do right now is look at Studio Vision, which we released about a year and a half ago. 4655 05:43:13,080 --> 05:43:14,960 And it has taken the world by storm. 4656 05:43:14,960 --> 05:43:20,280 It allows you to record 16-bit CD quality digital audio at a very reasonable cost. 4657 05:43:21,320 --> 05:43:21,640 Okay. 4658 05:43:21,740 --> 05:43:23,440 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pick up my microphone. 4659 05:43:23,840 --> 05:43:25,940 Let's make sure that we have some music first off. 4660 05:43:28,720 --> 05:43:29,120 Okay. 4661 05:43:29,180 --> 05:43:29,700 Very good. 4662 05:43:29,980 --> 05:43:34,440 And what I'm going to do is I'm going to click on record and sing a little bit along with it. 4663 05:43:53,060 --> 05:43:53,460 Okay. 4664 05:43:53,460 --> 05:43:54,540 Let's listen back to this. 4665 05:43:55,120 --> 05:43:55,320 Okay. 4666 05:43:55,380 --> 05:43:57,120 You just recorded what you were singing into the mic. 4667 05:43:57,300 --> 05:43:57,500 Yeah. 4668 05:43:57,500 --> 05:43:58,440 And we can view this. 4669 05:43:58,440 --> 05:44:01,940 Okay, so it was just recording what you were singing in the mic, okay. 4670 05:44:02,280 --> 05:44:05,720 What is going through Stu's mind when he's doing that, that fella? 4671 05:44:05,720 --> 05:44:10,120 Rootin tootin doo doo doo doo. Oh 4672 05:44:10,120 --> 05:44:12,120 Oh 4673 05:44:23,300 --> 05:44:25,760 Do do do do do do do do do do 4674 05:44:32,600 --> 05:44:34,600 No, no, no 4675 05:44:34,760 --> 05:44:38,040 Not not no, okay, let's listen back to this 4676 05:44:38,520 --> 05:44:44,140 Okay, so you just recorded what you were singing in the mic. Yeah, and we can okay so along with this dude's not even looking at it 4677 05:44:44,460 --> 05:44:47,300 Of a professional you can't look at the man. He just 4678 05:44:48,300 --> 05:44:52,460 Focused on the screen and hustling and harrying him into the next segment 4679 05:44:53,460 --> 05:44:58,820 Okay, let's listen back to this okay, so you just recorded what you were singing in the mic yeah, and we can view this 4680 05:44:58,820 --> 05:45:06,040 So along with the not the MIDI capabilities of a professional sequencer. It also gives you the ability to manipulate and there you are 4681 05:45:06,920 --> 05:45:12,200 You are so let's listen to that back and you can see the bouncing ball just like the other program gives you an idea where the bars and 4682 05:45:12,200 --> 05:45:14,200 pizza 4683 05:45:14,700 --> 05:45:16,700 Oh 4684 05:45:16,700 --> 05:45:18,700 Oh 4685 05:45:18,700 --> 05:45:27,480 And you're recording right onto the hard drive here? That's correct. All right now real quick we only have a couple of seconds left show me how you can then add your own voice into this. Okay? 4686 05:45:27,480 --> 05:45:29,980 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna copy it and merge it into itself and 4687 05:45:31,580 --> 05:45:36,460 and I'm gonna just grab the waveform and slide it just a little bit. 4688 05:45:36,460 --> 05:45:38,340 Okay, let's listen to what that sounds like. 4689 05:45:38,340 --> 05:45:39,680 Oh! 4690 05:45:44,180 --> 05:45:49,020 Cut and paste and slide, and then you can go back and forth. That's great. Keith, thank you so much. 4691 05:45:49,020 --> 05:45:53,180 That's great. Cut and paste and slide, and that's great. Thanks, Keith. 4692 05:45:53,180 --> 05:45:59,180 Cut and paste and slide, and then you can go back and forth. That's great. Keith, thank you so much. That's really terrific. 4693 05:45:59,180 --> 05:46:10,820 Easy Vision and Studio Vision. That's great. Stu's eyes when he goes from Steve to the camera there. Thank you so much. That's really terrific. Thank you. Easy Vision and Studio Vision. 4694 05:46:24,060 --> 05:46:46,700 Or it's that, I think it's at that moment, there he's locking eyes with them. But it's the moment between him making eye contact with Steve and us, where there's a brief nanosecond or two of, kind of realization of what's going on, like there. Just where he's staring into nowhere. He's thinking, what's going on? What's happened there? 4695 05:46:46,700 --> 05:46:53,700 Video Vision. All right. That's our look at MIDI music. Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access. 4696 05:46:53,700 --> 05:47:20,700 In the Random Access file this week, this is a special summer edition with a focus on software. Here are last week's best-selling software titles for the PC, according to PC Connection. Microsoft again occupies the number one and two positions with DOS and Windows upgrades. 4697 05:47:20,700 --> 05:47:27,700 Stagger. Rounding out the top ten are Approach for Windows and Pizzazz Plus. Next up, Paul Schindler in our summer software review. 4698 05:47:27,700 --> 05:47:39,700 Summer Slam. It looks like paper, but it could be a quarter-ounce pen computer. It's actually an access form for a new Windows application called Paperworks for PCs with fax boards. When you're not in your office, you send a form like this to your fax machine to put information into your PC or get it out. See these names? The handwritten ones were added from the field. 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Leadership and Service of Computer and Information Technology. 4788 05:50:46,700 --> 05:50:49,700 Additional funding is provided by LeBron Hill. 4789 05:50:49,700 --> 05:50:55,700 Publishers of Byte. Byte's detailed technical articles on department software and languages 4790 05:50:55,700 --> 05:50:58,700 cover the latest in microcomputer technology worldwide. 4791 05:50:58,700 --> 05:51:01,700 Byte. The international standard. 4792 05:51:01,700 --> 05:51:12,700 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Chiffey and this is Gary Kildall. 4793 05:51:12,700 --> 05:51:16,700 Gary, these two rather old looking computers are really just about a year old here. 4794 05:51:16,700 --> 05:51:22,700 The Commodore 64 and the Atari 800. These represented the battle between the low end manufacturers just about a year ago. 4795 05:51:22,700 --> 05:51:27,700 The 64 very successful. The 800 really the last machine before Jack Tramiel took over Atari. 4796 05:51:27,700 --> 05:51:33,700 Today the battle is different. There's the Commodore Amiga, the Atari 520ST. Very sophisticated machines. 4797 05:51:33,700 --> 05:51:37,700 Both have received lots of critical praise but people know what you do with them. 4798 05:51:37,700 --> 05:51:40,700 Is this another case of computer technology in search of a market? 4799 05:51:40,700 --> 05:51:43,700 Well Stuart, the 64 and the 800 really took us through the first generation of home computers. 4800 05:51:43,700 --> 05:51:46,700 But people have gone back to their VCRs and TV sets now. 4801 05:51:46,700 --> 05:51:53,700 And to get the consumer attention, the second generation machines have to have higher resolution, more color, faster animation, better sound capability. 4802 05:51:53,700 --> 05:51:56,700 That means higher performance processors and more memory. 4803 05:51:56,700 --> 05:52:02,700 Now these new machines, the 520 and the Amiga, give us that hardware capability and it's really up to the software developers to make it happen. 4804 05:52:02,700 --> 05:52:09,700 Today we're going to get up close and personal with the Commodore Amiga and the Atari 520ST to see if one of these machines is just right for you. 4805 05:52:09,700 --> 05:52:14,700 Now before the computer manufacturer can sell you on a computer, he's got to sell the retailer first. 4806 05:52:14,700 --> 05:52:21,700 So we're going to begin by going to Commdex in Las Vegas, the computer dealers expo, to see how Commodore and Atari are pitching the middlemen. 4807 05:52:24,700 --> 05:52:27,700 Commdex, Las Vegas, 1985. 4808 05:52:27,700 --> 05:52:33,700 At the world's largest computer show, Atari held court at one of the biggest booths on the floor. 4809 05:52:33,700 --> 05:52:39,700 And at the centerpiece of the display was the star of Atari's computer lineup, the 520ST. 4810 05:52:40,700 --> 05:52:48,700 Nestled inside Atari's sprawling booth were dozens of software vendors, each with a sign and just enough space for a chair and a computer. 4811 05:52:48,700 --> 05:52:51,700 Atari seemed to have at least two goals in mind. 4812 05:52:51,700 --> 05:52:59,700 A highly visible presence at the show and a message to dealers that this was one computer company that didn't forget about software. 4813 05:52:59,700 --> 05:53:08,700 From business to education to sophisticated graphics, the substance of Atari's show was the extensive variety of its software. 4814 05:53:09,700 --> 05:53:15,700 Atari's most likely competition, the Commodore Amiga, was conspicuously absent from the Commdex show, 4815 05:53:15,700 --> 05:53:19,700 although Commodore did hold private meetings with potential dealers. 4816 05:53:19,700 --> 05:53:26,700 But in spite of its low-key sales pitch, Amiga has successfully wooed some unlikely dealers. 4817 05:53:26,700 --> 05:53:32,700 Now our focus as a store has primarily been on business, business software, business computers, business users. 4818 05:53:32,700 --> 05:53:39,700 So this is a little bit breaking new ground for us in that this machine has certainly a lot more of a home kind of focus. 4819 05:53:39,700 --> 05:53:41,700 Just warm up a minute there. 4820 05:53:41,700 --> 05:53:48,700 The Amiga's dazzling graphics and advanced hardware has attracted equally sophisticated retail buyers. 4821 05:53:48,700 --> 05:53:57,700 So far it's kind of been half and half between people who are just kind of anxious to have the latest and greatest and people who are interested in writing software for it. 4822 05:53:57,700 --> 05:54:06,700 There are a lot of people who are extremely interested in writing software who haven't got into it yet because they're just kind of hanging in there waiting to see what the consumer response is going to be. 4823 05:54:06,700 --> 05:54:21,700 And, you know, I'm, the consumer response has been great. 4824 05:54:21,700 --> 05:54:24,700 Joining us now in the studio is Rick Geiger, general manager of Commodore Amiga. 4825 05:54:24,700 --> 05:54:32,700 And next to Rick is Tim Mott, vice president for product development and a co-founder of Electronic Arts, a software company which is writing for the Amiga. 4826 05:54:32,700 --> 05:54:33,700 Gary? 4827 05:54:33,700 --> 05:54:35,700 Rick, I think everybody would like to see what the Amiga does. 4828 05:54:35,700 --> 05:54:37,700 And I would like to go right into the demo. 4829 05:54:37,700 --> 05:54:38,700 Okay, fine. 4830 05:54:38,700 --> 05:54:45,700 What we see here is what we call the workbench, which is the graphic user interface of the Amiga. 4831 05:54:45,700 --> 05:54:49,700 And it works in a fashion like other graphics user interfaces. 4832 05:54:49,700 --> 05:55:00,700 In addition, we also supply a command line interface down here so that people who are more familiar or have applications for command type interfaces can deal with something familiar. 4833 05:55:00,700 --> 05:55:06,700 Now, of course, I'm sure that you've heard about the famous graphics and sound of the Amiga. 4834 05:55:06,700 --> 05:55:11,700 And here's one of our classic demos called the bouncing ball. 4835 05:55:11,700 --> 05:55:13,700 That's really impressive. 4836 05:55:13,700 --> 05:55:16,700 Now, Rick, this is an impressive demo, but I want you to tell me why it's impressive. 4837 05:55:16,700 --> 05:55:17,700 What are we seeing? 4838 05:55:17,700 --> 05:55:18,700 It's going to be a tough one. 4839 05:55:18,700 --> 05:55:25,700 Well, what you're seeing is synchronized moving graphics and color graphics with the sound all at the same time. 4840 05:55:25,700 --> 05:55:34,700 And in addition to this, we still have down here below an application running. 4841 05:55:34,700 --> 05:55:47,700 So you're running a word processor while you're carrying on the sound graphics demo. 4842 05:55:47,700 --> 05:55:53,700 Yep. And I can correct my typos. 4843 05:55:53,700 --> 05:56:04,420 Now Rick we've heard a lot about special graphics hardware that's available on Amiga. What basically is behind this? 4844 05:56:04,980 --> 05:56:08,180 Well what's behind this is 25 DMA channels. 4845 05:56:08,180 --> 05:56:10,400 You may want to lower the bouncing ball Rick so we can hear you. 4846 05:56:10,560 --> 05:56:12,500 Thank you very much there. 4847 05:56:12,760 --> 05:56:15,020 That provides for all the brand. 4848 05:56:15,020 --> 05:56:16,360 Tambola away again. 4849 05:56:16,740 --> 05:56:17,820 The hardware bit. 4850 05:56:17,820 --> 05:56:19,960 Said no need for any activities you say. 4851 05:56:20,520 --> 05:56:22,340 So that they don't load down the 68,000. 4852 05:56:22,440 --> 05:56:29,200 I know you say there's no need for any activities but I really would like to try and do this. 4853 05:56:29,200 --> 05:56:31,200 While simultaneously doing printing. 4854 05:56:31,200 --> 05:56:37,940 So I'm sure you're familiar with the popularity of the sidekick type programs and with the multitasking features of the Amiga. 4855 05:56:38,500 --> 05:56:41,060 This makes those kinds of things very simple to do. 4856 05:56:42,000 --> 05:56:44,980 Yeah Tim I want to get you in this. 4857 05:56:45,080 --> 05:56:49,080 Electronic Arts is kind of going heavily into writing for Amiga as I understand it. 4858 05:56:49,100 --> 05:56:51,760 Tell me number one why you're excited about writing for a machine like that. 4859 05:56:52,120 --> 05:57:05,880 Well the first reason is when we started the company three years ago we envisioned a home computer of the future that would support much higher quality audio visual effects than was possible three years ago. 4860 05:57:06,880 --> 05:57:14,720 We knew enough about the technology and custom VLSI technology to realize that that was something that was going to happen around this time frame. 4861 05:57:15,640 --> 05:57:24,400 And when we first saw the Amiga which was in prototype form about two years ago it was real clear that that was a machine that had this kind of potential. 4862 05:57:24,400 --> 05:57:26,160 The Deluxe Paint is up here and running so. 4863 05:57:26,160 --> 05:57:28,160 Is that one of the new products for Amiga? 4864 05:57:28,160 --> 05:57:33,160 Right Deluxe Paint is the first in a series of creativity products for the Amiga. 4865 05:57:33,160 --> 05:57:35,160 Deluxe Paint is a painting program. 4866 05:57:35,160 --> 05:57:39,920 In addition to all the usual features that you use in a painting program. 4867 05:57:39,920 --> 05:57:40,920 Some unique features like. 4868 05:57:40,920 --> 05:57:43,920 Can we have a question about what goes on in a lot of Tim talks? 4869 05:57:43,920 --> 05:57:44,920 Is that what's happening? 4870 05:57:44,920 --> 05:57:45,920 Yeah. 4871 05:57:45,920 --> 05:57:46,920 Yeah this. 4872 05:57:46,920 --> 05:57:47,920 We're still loading up some files up. 4873 05:57:47,920 --> 05:57:48,920 We're loading up. 4874 05:57:48,920 --> 05:57:49,920 So they'll be up in a moment. 4875 05:57:49,920 --> 05:57:50,920 So in addition. 4876 05:57:50,920 --> 05:57:52,680 How do you see someone using Deluxe Paint? 4877 05:57:52,680 --> 05:57:53,920 This is a creativity tool? 4878 05:57:53,920 --> 05:57:55,680 It's a creativity tool. 4879 05:57:55,680 --> 05:58:04,680 It's unusual in that it has enough features and powerful enough features for a professional user but also has a lot of simplicity in the way you use it such that it will be usable by. 4880 05:58:04,680 --> 05:58:06,680 Take itself off the screen? 4881 05:58:06,680 --> 05:58:08,320 By consumers and people in the home. 4882 05:58:08,320 --> 05:58:10,680 What other kind of tools would you be coming out with? 4883 05:58:10,680 --> 05:58:16,680 Well as I said this is the first in a series all of which will enable data to be exchanged between them. 4884 05:58:16,680 --> 05:58:24,440 There's a deluxe printing program which will make it very easy to create banners and meeting notices, greeting cards, things like that. 4885 05:58:24,440 --> 05:58:33,440 There's a deluxe music construction set which is a version of a product that we currently have available on the Macintosh for music composition. 4886 05:58:33,440 --> 05:58:46,440 And the last one in this series is deluxe video construction set which will make use of the unique video features of the machine to enable someone to very simply put together video special effects. 4887 05:58:46,440 --> 05:58:51,200 Okay what we see here is a rendering of Botticelli's Venus. 4888 05:58:51,200 --> 05:58:55,200 Now is that an original piece of art done on the Amiga or a digitized version of the paint? 4889 05:58:55,200 --> 05:58:59,200 No that was done from scratch on the Amiga using this paint program. 4890 05:58:59,200 --> 05:59:02,200 Someone knew how to use the program. 4891 05:59:02,200 --> 05:59:05,200 Right this was done by a graphic designer. 4892 05:59:05,200 --> 05:59:06,200 Okay. 4893 05:59:06,200 --> 05:59:08,200 Here's another piece that was done. 4894 05:59:08,200 --> 05:59:12,960 This is a picture of King Tut. 4895 05:59:12,960 --> 05:59:20,720 You can see here that what Rick's doing is using the menu features of the Amiga to bring in additional drawings. 4896 05:59:20,720 --> 05:59:23,720 Here's a waterfall that was done and this... 4897 05:59:23,720 --> 05:59:26,720 It's another quick practice and then I'll go for it. 4898 05:59:26,720 --> 05:59:27,720 ...in this software. 4899 05:59:27,720 --> 05:59:32,480 You'll see that when he turns cycle on that the water is now cycling and creating the effect of a moving waterfall. 4900 05:59:32,480 --> 05:59:35,480 And you're doing this by changing the palette colors? 4901 05:59:35,480 --> 05:59:38,480 Doing this by changing the color map registers in the hardware. 4902 05:59:38,480 --> 05:59:44,480 Rick briefly this is very impressive stuff but people are asking the question as Gary and I talked about at the beginning of the show. 4903 05:59:44,480 --> 05:59:47,240 Who do you think is going to buy the Amiga? Where do you see it being used? 4904 05:59:47,240 --> 05:59:53,240 I think the major strong point of the Amiga is that first and foremost it's a powerful general purpose computer. 4905 05:59:53,240 --> 05:59:57,240 Added on to that is multitasking built in from the beginning. 4906 05:59:57,240 --> 06:00:03,240 Then we took a look at what are the kinds of constraints that people bump into in trying to get their personal computers to do different things. 4907 06:00:03,240 --> 06:00:07,720 And those are typically anytime they start to do any graphics the performance goes away. 4908 06:00:07,720 --> 06:00:10,240 Anytime they try and do any sound the performance goes away. 4909 06:00:10,240 --> 06:00:16,680 So if you want to design a friendly graphics user interface then the very first thing you start having is performance problems. 4910 06:00:16,680 --> 06:00:20,000 And with the custom hardware we've been able to take care of all of that. 4911 06:00:20,000 --> 06:00:24,000 Okay gentlemen thank you very much. So we've got an introduction to the Commodore Amiga. 4912 06:00:24,000 --> 06:00:28,000 In just a minute we'll look at the Atari 520ST so stay with us. 4913 06:00:39,440 --> 06:00:47,880 Joining us now are Brian Kerr the marketing manager for Atari and next to Brian Jim Kitzler a hardware engineer at Atari who helped develop the ST. 4914 06:00:47,880 --> 06:00:52,200 Brian we've seen what the Commodore Amiga can do. So how about you on the 520ST? 4915 06:00:52,200 --> 06:00:59,880 Okay well the 520ST has been out for about four months now. And as you can see it's a very graphics based system as well. 4916 06:00:59,880 --> 06:01:10,320 The desktop that you're looking at here now is based on the GEM technology. And GEM will show you one feature that we like here which allows each user to customize their own interface. 4917 06:01:10,320 --> 06:01:21,320 This is what we refer to as the control panel. It allows you to set your own color palettes, the speed of click for the mouse, the keyboard, bells and keyboard clicks on and off. That type of thing. 4918 06:01:21,320 --> 06:01:29,760 From there I'd like to show you some of the sound capability of this product. The 520ST has a built-in MIDI interface. 4919 06:01:29,760 --> 06:01:32,760 And I'll let GEM describe this a little further. 4920 06:01:32,760 --> 06:02:01,200 The 520ST is an emerging industry standard. It's the musical instrument digital interface. And it allows a computer to sequence a series of notes going to a synthesizer. For instance, here we have it connected to a rather elaborate synthesizer that allows us to either play music through the synthesizer or to actually record an artist playing at the keyboard and do the same sorts of things with music that you would do with a word processor. You can time sync the music or transpose it. 4921 06:02:01,200 --> 06:02:29,640 I'm probably going to mention it. There is a synthesizer down on the table here that is actually producing music. And you're just picking a song file from here which is going through the synthesizer. Exactly. We also internal to the machine have a three voice sound chip so we can do some sound synthesis. But by building the MIDI interface into the machine, that gives you the ability to spend as much on music as you like. If you're really serious about music, that path for expansion is readily available. And Jim, that graphic representation we saw was in fact synced to what we're hearing. 4922 06:02:29,640 --> 06:02:36,840 was in fact synced to what we're hearing coming out of the same design. Exactly. One of the colors was associated with each of the voices that was being played on MIDI. 4923 06:02:37,680 --> 06:02:46,620 We will stress graphics a little bit with the machine. And one of the paint programs that we developed internally is a program called NEO. 4924 06:02:48,100 --> 06:02:52,940 And it allows some very elaborate graphic capability like we saw earlier. 4925 06:02:55,060 --> 06:02:56,700 You're pulling that up now? Yes. 4926 06:02:57,840 --> 06:03:10,020 This is a collection of some of the images that was created with NEO. NEO is a very powerful drawing package that really takes advantage of the machine, lets you play with the colors and create very nice images. 4927 06:03:10,260 --> 06:03:13,200 Now, Jim, you were transferring those images from the hard disk, right? 4928 06:03:13,200 --> 06:03:18,700 Right, directly from the hard disk. Each one of those images is 32,000 bytes, and that was coming directly from the hard disk. 4929 06:03:19,720 --> 06:03:26,200 That shows off a feature of the ST, which is the DMA port, which transmits information at 10 megabits per second. 4930 06:03:27,040 --> 06:03:32,540 That's very high speed, and it's typical of the local area networking speeds of many, many computers. 4931 06:03:33,820 --> 06:03:41,720 This is NEO in its implementation with one particular picture. We're just rotating the color palette here. 4932 06:03:44,220 --> 06:03:49,220 Okay, now, what is the price of this machine, basically? If you were to buy this configuration right here? 4933 06:03:49,220 --> 06:04:06,940 The base configuration is with a monochrome monitor, which has a resolution of 640 by 400, which is a little higher than what people are typically used to seeing. Very crisp and solid. That configuration with the 520 ST and one single-sided 3.5-inch drive is, retail suggested, $799.95. 4934 06:04:07,000 --> 06:04:13,500 Okay, now, how about this whole configuration with the hard disk, two disk drives, we've got a color monitor. This is sort of the top-end system. 4935 06:04:13,500 --> 06:04:19,000 Yeah, well, I've had difficulty configuring systems up to the $2,000 range. 4936 06:04:19,000 --> 06:04:20,000 Around that. 4937 06:04:20,000 --> 06:04:26,500 Just the warm-based. 4938 06:04:26,500 --> 06:04:27,000 Just the warm-based. 4939 06:04:27,000 --> 06:04:27,000 Okay. 4940 06:04:27,000 --> 06:04:39,000 Now, where do you see, uh, how do you see the 520 ST getting into the home? What's going to cause people to buy a 520? 4941 06:04:39,000 --> 06:04:43,500 Well, first I'd like to just make a distinction, is that we refer to the 520 ST as a personal computer. 4942 06:04:43,500 --> 06:04:44,500 Okay. 4943 06:04:44,500 --> 06:04:52,500 And we, as a general rule, believe that people determine what computers are used for, whether they're in the home, in the office, in the field, or in business. 4944 06:04:52,500 --> 06:05:04,500 Um, so, the 520 ST is a computer system that is as powerful, if not more powerful, than any other personal computer on the marketplace, but yet it is priced in a consumer level. 4945 06:05:04,500 --> 06:05:08,500 And I think therein lies the reason for owning a 520 ST. 4946 06:05:08,500 --> 06:05:11,000 Okay, and Jim, what is it, what are you up to right now? 4947 06:05:11,000 --> 06:05:14,000 I was just demonstrating some of the ease of use. 4948 06:05:14,000 --> 06:05:14,000 Okay. 4949 06:05:14,000 --> 06:05:18,000 The fact that I can hop from one program to another quite readily using the Jim user interface. 4950 06:05:18,000 --> 06:05:24,000 Okay, if we take this idea of the, you can use it in the home, you can use it in business, what have you got here that would show us how to use it in business? 4951 06:05:24,000 --> 06:05:33,000 Well, one example is, we have a spreadsheet demonstration, which, uh, it's very similar in function to some of the popular programs that are available today. 4952 06:05:33,000 --> 06:05:40,500 It gives us, however, the advantage that we've got the Jim user interface, so that it's very easy for a user to, for instance, plot a graph. 4953 06:05:40,500 --> 06:05:46,500 You don't have to remember a cryptic sequence of commands. You can just get there directly using the mouse. 4954 06:05:46,500 --> 06:05:48,500 Is the spreadsheet on the market, Jim? 4955 06:05:48,500 --> 06:05:50,500 It's supposed to be shipping very shortly. 4956 06:05:50,500 --> 06:05:56,500 It's going to be shipping next week. And it also is a Lotus work-alike, so anyone that has worked with Lotus can move directly over here, 4957 06:05:56,500 --> 06:06:00,000 but yet you have the additional screen capability with the machine. 4958 06:06:00,000 --> 06:06:02,000 Now, Gary's asked you about the business applications. 4959 06:06:02,000 --> 06:06:05,000 I want to know if you can show a red and white soccer ball bouncing. 4960 06:06:05,000 --> 06:06:07,000 Oh, that's easy. 4961 06:06:07,000 --> 06:06:12,000 That seems to be the standard demonstration, huh? 4962 06:06:12,000 --> 06:06:16,000 Well, it's a good example of graphic animation for the products. 4963 06:06:16,000 --> 06:06:22,500 This machine has four custom chips that were designed by Atari, and it has a great deal of graphics power, 4964 06:06:22,500 --> 06:06:27,500 but it was designed in such a way that the 68000 still has a great deal of the processor's bus bandwidth, 4965 06:06:27,500 --> 06:06:32,500 and so the 68000 is capable of doing a great deal of calculation at the same time. 4966 06:06:32,500 --> 06:06:36,000 One final question. How many have you sold so far? 4967 06:06:36,000 --> 06:06:38,000 We released numbers at the end of the third quarter. 4968 06:06:38,000 --> 06:06:40,000 We had shipped over 50,000 units. 4969 06:06:40,000 --> 06:06:44,000 Now, you have to understand the ST is shipping and has been introduced worldwide, 4970 06:06:44,000 --> 06:06:47,000 and we are marking the product in over 30 countries around the world. 4971 06:06:47,000 --> 06:06:48,000 Gentlemen, we've got to go. 4972 06:06:48,000 --> 06:06:50,000 Both machines are very impressive. 4973 06:06:50,000 --> 06:06:52,000 Of course, one of the questions is where is the software? 4974 06:06:52,000 --> 06:06:55,000 We went out and talked to the software developer about that question. 4975 06:06:55,000 --> 06:06:58,000 Wendy Woods has the report. 4976 06:06:58,000 --> 06:07:02,000 When new hardware enters the market, software companies have to make a tough one. 4977 06:07:02,000 --> 06:07:05,500 Will they write programs for it? 4978 06:07:05,500 --> 06:07:10,500 Stoneware, famous for DB Master, had to choose between the Amiga and the Atari ST. 4979 06:07:10,500 --> 06:07:12,500 They chose the Atari. 4980 06:07:12,500 --> 06:07:17,500 The truth is, our decision was not to develop the Amiga right away, in part, 4981 06:07:17,500 --> 06:07:26,500 because the Amiga, when you develop for it, it's very hard to use your development investment for other machines. 4982 06:07:26,500 --> 06:07:28,500 With the ST, it's much easier. 4983 06:07:28,500 --> 06:07:31,500 The success of Stoneware's filing program, which will be marketed for the ST, 4984 06:07:31,500 --> 06:07:37,000 will be marketed under the Atari soft label, of course, depends on the success of the Atari ST. 4985 06:07:37,000 --> 06:07:43,000 They're betting that the low-cost machine will sell, and the company's management will sell it. 4986 06:07:43,000 --> 06:07:47,000 And if you're out on the streets in a very competitive market in a tough business situation, 4987 06:07:47,000 --> 06:07:49,000 I'd probably bet on those guys. 4988 06:07:49,000 --> 06:07:51,000 I certainly wouldn't bet against them. 4989 06:07:51,000 --> 06:07:56,000 Stoneware realizes there are big risks, but the company is known as a risk-taker. 4990 06:07:56,000 --> 06:08:00,500 Stoneware wrote the first serious business software for the Apple and the Mac. 4991 06:08:00,500 --> 06:08:03,500 Now, nothing broke, but it did hit the console again, so... 4992 06:08:03,500 --> 06:08:04,500 ...they've already shipped. 4993 06:08:04,500 --> 06:08:05,500 Our testimony... 4994 06:08:05,500 --> 06:08:07,500 ...that they've made the right choice. 4995 06:08:07,500 --> 06:08:09,000 Last night it took... 4996 06:08:09,000 --> 06:08:10,000 Stoneware expects... 4997 06:08:10,000 --> 06:08:15,000 ...there were a couple of first attempts of 200, and then after that it was just like turning on a tap. 4998 06:08:15,000 --> 06:08:16,000 It was... 4999 06:08:16,000 --> 06:08:18,000 ...to make software for the Commodore Amiga, but... 5000 06:08:18,000 --> 06:08:19,000 ...it was a lot easier. 5001 06:08:19,000 --> 06:08:21,000 ...concentrate on more Atari ST products. 5002 06:08:21,000 --> 06:08:22,000 Any buzzin', thank you very much. 5003 06:08:22,000 --> 06:08:27,000 ...getting in there first with low-priced software, for a low-priced machine, will pay off. 5004 06:08:27,000 --> 06:08:29,500 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods. 5005 06:08:29,500 --> 06:08:35,500 Tim, look at that. 5006 06:08:35,500 --> 06:08:37,500 A young Tim... 5007 06:08:37,500 --> 06:08:39,500 ...Baron. 5008 06:08:39,500 --> 06:08:41,500 Tim Barron. 5009 06:08:41,500 --> 06:08:47,500 Joining us now is Lewis Moore, president of Home Computing Centres, a chain of retail computer stores, 5010 06:08:47,500 --> 06:08:52,500 and Tim Beharan, vice president for micro-computer research at Creative Strategies. 5011 06:08:52,500 --> 06:08:57,000 Lewis, I understand that you sell both the 520ST and the Commodore Amiga. 5012 06:08:57,000 --> 06:09:04,000 Now, we've seen a price that goes from $800 on up to $2,000, I think that's what Brian said, for configurations of the 520. 5013 06:09:04,000 --> 06:09:07,000 What is a comparable price, say, for an Amiga? 5014 06:09:07,000 --> 06:09:11,000 Well, the basic system for the Amiga is $1295. 5015 06:09:11,000 --> 06:09:12,000 You have to put a moniker on it. 5016 06:09:12,000 --> 06:09:13,000 Sorry about that. 5017 06:09:13,000 --> 06:09:16,000 And to take it up to $512K, with those two things, you're at $1985. 5018 06:09:16,000 --> 06:09:19,500 Now, what is the customer response in this? 5019 06:09:19,500 --> 06:09:23,000 Do they see this as two different computers because of the price range, or are they comparing them directly, or what? 5020 06:09:23,000 --> 06:09:29,000 Well, there's a lot of comparison, but we're also seeing people seeing them as two different systems. 5021 06:09:29,000 --> 06:09:31,000 I think they're both going to do fine. 5022 06:09:31,000 --> 06:09:34,000 Well, what do you hear from the consumers when they walk in and look at the two side-by-side? 5023 06:09:34,000 --> 06:09:36,000 You're one of the few dealers that has both of them in your store. 5024 06:09:36,000 --> 06:09:39,000 Well, we hear a range of comments. 5025 06:09:39,000 --> 06:09:47,500 One is that the Amiga has a lot more features, but it's not worth twice the price to most people. 5026 06:09:47,500 --> 06:09:49,500 We are also seeing... 5027 06:09:49,500 --> 06:09:51,500 Assume the Shiffey power poles for energy. 5028 06:09:51,500 --> 06:09:59,500 ...intending to buy a less expensive system, or one that's comparably priced, like a Commodore 128, switching to the ST. 5029 06:09:59,500 --> 06:10:02,500 Tim, one of the questions people have is trying to define the market for these two machines. 5030 06:10:02,500 --> 06:10:04,500 I mean, is it a classic game machine? 5031 06:10:04,500 --> 06:10:05,500 Is it really a business computer? 5032 06:10:05,500 --> 06:10:07,500 Where do you see these machines being sold? 5033 06:10:07,500 --> 06:10:18,000 Well, in the Atari category, because of the Atari name and image in the past, it is looking more towards a home game entertainment market rather than a business crossover. 5034 06:10:18,000 --> 06:10:33,000 Whereas the Commodore, though Commodore has had a strong background in the same area, the Amiga, with its PC compatibility and the emulation as it does, has the possibility of crossing over both the home, high-end home specifically because of its price, 5035 06:10:33,000 --> 06:10:37,500 and possibly even getting that small, small business market that we're just beginning to see emerge. 5036 06:10:37,500 --> 06:10:40,000 Tim, you brought up the point of the IBM emulation. 5037 06:10:40,000 --> 06:10:41,000 Could you tell us a little bit about that? 5038 06:10:41,000 --> 06:10:54,000 Well, my understanding, and watching the demonstrations on it, is that it makes the 68000 chip believe it's an 8088, and it does its own emulation process in software. 5039 06:10:54,000 --> 06:10:57,000 Unfortunately, by doing it that way, it is very, very slow. 5040 06:10:57,000 --> 06:11:03,000 And it is our assumption that the best way, of course, to do that would be to go to a hardware interface, and perhaps someday-- 5041 06:11:03,000 --> 06:11:04,000 Any buzz in there. 5042 06:11:04,000 --> 06:11:05,000 Thank you very much. 5043 06:11:05,000 --> 06:11:06,000 We'll do that as well. 5044 06:11:06,000 --> 06:11:07,000 Mm-hmm. 5045 06:11:07,000 --> 06:11:12,000 Lou, apart from the Amiga versus the ST, how are they positioned versus the other machines? 5046 06:11:12,000 --> 06:11:14,000 I mean, is Amiga really going up against Mac? 5047 06:11:14,000 --> 06:11:16,000 Is that how buyers are perceiving this? 5048 06:11:16,000 --> 06:11:18,000 Quite a bit, yeah. 5049 06:11:18,000 --> 06:11:27,000 And, but also, we're seeing new buyers, really, who haven't purchased computers before and are-- have been thinking about it and thinking about it. 5050 06:11:27,000 --> 06:11:30,000 And now that it's here, they're coming in to look. 5051 06:11:30,000 --> 06:11:31,000 There's a lot of interest. 5052 06:11:31,000 --> 06:11:32,000 There's a lot of press on the machine. 5053 06:11:32,000 --> 06:11:36,000 And so we get 20 or 30 calls a day on it. 5054 06:11:36,000 --> 06:11:38,000 We have waiting lists for it. 5055 06:11:38,000 --> 06:11:43,000 And it's gotten a great deal of attention from people who weren't in the market. 5056 06:11:43,000 --> 06:11:50,000 Now, what-- if you take a-- kind of characterize the consumer of a computer system like this, what is it they really want when they walk in the store? 5057 06:11:50,000 --> 06:11:53,000 They look at this and they say, "Well, we'd really like to have--" 5058 06:11:53,000 --> 06:12:00,000 Well, in the early life cycle of this product and the ST as well, you're getting mostly people right now who are enamored of the hardware. 5059 06:12:00,000 --> 06:12:01,000 Mm-hmm. 5060 06:12:01,000 --> 06:12:04,000 Because there's not much you can do with it as of today. 5061 06:12:04,000 --> 06:12:09,000 And then we're getting people who know the software that's coming out and are interested in it. 5062 06:12:09,000 --> 06:12:13,000 And the MS-DOS part is important to people, too. 5063 06:12:13,000 --> 06:12:15,000 Tim, we have just about a half a minute left. 5064 06:12:15,000 --> 06:12:16,000 What about the software? 5065 06:12:16,000 --> 06:12:18,000 Do you think it's going to be there for both these machines? 5066 06:12:18,000 --> 06:12:23,000 Well, our survey right now with the software dealers is that there's a wait-and-see attitude. 5067 06:12:23,000 --> 06:12:25,000 They're-- see that both machines have potential. 5068 06:12:25,000 --> 06:12:31,000 They are looking at both companies' financial positions, which have been somewhat rocky over the last year. 5069 06:12:31,000 --> 06:12:33,000 And they're waiting to see what will happen after the first of the year. 5070 06:12:33,000 --> 06:12:43,000 And if the channels begin to open up and they begin to see the distributors having a demand, the machines can be delivered on a timely basis, then the software guys will start following suit. 5071 06:12:43,000 --> 06:12:45,000 But it's still a wait-and-see game from that standpoint. 5072 06:12:45,000 --> 06:12:46,000 Gentlemen, thank you very much. 5073 06:12:46,000 --> 06:12:48,000 Well, we've seen two very impressive machines today. 5074 06:12:48,000 --> 06:12:51,000 Of course, the question is, will they make it in the marketplace? 5075 06:12:51,000 --> 06:12:54,000 And we asked our commentator, George Morrow, for his thoughts. 5076 06:12:55,000 --> 06:12:58,000 Will either or both of these innovative machines be successful? 5077 06:12:58,000 --> 06:13:03,000 Well, the Mindset Computer was also innovative and had excellent graphics, but fell flat in its face. 5078 06:13:03,000 --> 06:13:08,000 However, these machines are linked with one of the magic names in this business, Jack Tramiel. 5079 06:13:08,000 --> 06:13:11,000 He started Commodore and salvaged Atari. 5080 06:13:11,000 --> 06:13:17,000 The mention of Tramiel stirs strong emotions within the industry and his power in the marketplace is legion. 5081 06:13:17,000 --> 06:13:20,000 He is second only to IBM in the ability to- 5082 06:13:20,000 --> 06:13:26,000 I'm happy for Francis, for the Rombons for Francis, but it literally derails the stream. 5083 06:13:27,000 --> 06:13:29,000 Whose stream is it, man? 5084 06:13:35,000 --> 06:13:36,000 Is it yours? 5085 06:13:40,000 --> 06:13:43,000 I have to fucking pay my respects to this- this- this- 5086 06:13:43,000 --> 06:13:44,000 Tom Bolo away, like, you know. 5087 06:13:44,000 --> 06:13:46,000 No one's asking you to watch. 5088 06:13:46,000 --> 06:13:52,000 ...developers is expanding rapidly enough to support even one more operating system, let alone two. 5089 06:13:52,000 --> 06:13:55,000 That's how I see it. I'm George Morrow. 5090 06:13:55,000 --> 06:14:12,000 In the Random Access File this week, an encouraging report, if you're a consumer, that software prices are going to fall. 5091 06:14:12,000 --> 06:14:18,000 Several industry executives and analysts are predicting price cuts for all kinds of software, from games to business packages. 5092 06:14:18,000 --> 06:14:27,000 DataQuest report says there are now 27,000 software programs on the market, with a new product being introduced every 11 minutes. 5093 06:14:27,000 --> 06:14:32,000 One New York analyst predicted that software prices could fall by as much as 50% by next year. 5094 06:14:33,000 --> 06:14:41,000 A company called Cozen Systems of Connecticut has introduced a new product called SoftStrip, which includes data or programming information on ordinary paper. 5095 06:14:41,000 --> 06:14:42,000 Fuck. 5096 06:14:42,000 --> 06:14:45,000 These strips can then be read by a scanner directly into a computer. 5097 06:14:45,000 --> 06:14:48,000 Cozen says 17 magazines and text publishers will- 5098 06:14:48,000 --> 06:14:49,000 A lot of pressure. 5099 06:14:49,000 --> 06:14:49,560 A lot of pressure. 5100 06:14:49,560 --> 06:14:49,560 A lot of pressure. 5101 06:14:49,780 --> 06:14:51,300 Including the soft strips in their publications. 5102 06:14:51,300 --> 06:14:52,220 How long is a lot of pressure? 5103 06:14:52,400 --> 06:14:57,140 You can just slip the page into a scanner and enter the data or program directly into your computer. 5104 06:14:57,960 --> 06:15:01,200 Desktop publishing was one of the hot topics at the recent Comdex show. 5105 06:15:01,340 --> 06:15:05,340 Some vendors were showing complete personal publishing systems for under $10,000. 5106 06:15:05,700 --> 06:15:08,640 And there were also new laser printers for under $2,000. 5107 06:15:09,220 --> 06:15:12,640 And you know PC publishing must be hot when in today's climate, 5108 06:15:13,020 --> 06:15:15,600 two new magazines have just been introduced on the subject, 5109 06:15:15,980 --> 06:15:18,240 desktop publishing and personal publishing. 5110 06:15:18,240 --> 06:15:22,260 Time now for this week's software pick, and here's our reviewer, Paul Schindler. 5111 06:15:23,120 --> 06:15:27,340 When I was a kid, if you wanted to buy and sell things, you did it on a Monopoly board. 5112 06:15:27,760 --> 06:15:29,440 We used to play for days on end. 5113 06:15:29,860 --> 06:15:32,820 Eventually, it got a little dull because you always knew the prices, 5114 06:15:32,980 --> 06:15:35,920 and eventually you got to know Community Chest and Chance pretty well, too. 5115 06:15:36,420 --> 06:15:38,780 Well, since greed is such a fundamental human emotion, 5116 06:15:39,020 --> 06:15:43,080 it was only a matter of time before a trading game came to the world of personal computing. 5117 06:15:43,440 --> 06:15:43,960 It's here. 5118 06:15:44,240 --> 06:15:46,540 Its name is Wizard of Wall Street. 5119 06:15:46,960 --> 06:15:49,440 This program has a great opening screen. 5120 06:15:49,840 --> 06:15:53,200 You begin each month of trading with research and a review of your net worth. 5121 06:15:53,600 --> 06:15:57,840 It's interesting that new research costs money, but old research reports are free. 5122 06:15:58,260 --> 06:16:03,160 You can buy and sell, or, for the esoteric, there are puts, calls, and options. 5123 06:16:03,560 --> 06:16:06,640 This is a real-time game with a news ticker and a stock ticker. 5124 06:16:06,840 --> 06:16:12,120 If you don't execute your trade fast enough, prices change and you make or lose money pretty fast. 5125 06:16:12,120 --> 06:16:16,640 If you panic, you can freeze the trading day to give yourself time to think about things. 5126 06:16:17,080 --> 06:16:22,620 Wizard of Wall Street was written by Multisoft of San Rafael, California, and is distributed by Synapse Software. 5127 06:16:23,000 --> 06:16:25,440 The program offers a lot of fun for $45. 5128 06:16:26,000 --> 06:16:28,320 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 5129 06:16:28,860 --> 06:16:33,380 The Japanese company, Ricoh, has introduced a fascinating new product called the Writeboard. 5130 06:16:33,640 --> 06:16:36,120 It's an electronic blackboard, which is actually white, 5131 06:16:36,380 --> 06:16:40,580 that automatically captures whatever is written on the board and saves it in a computer. 5132 06:16:40,980 --> 06:16:41,740 You can then display. 5133 06:16:41,740 --> 06:17:11,720 Thank you. 5134 06:17:11,720 --> 06:17:41,700 Thank you. 5135 06:17:41,700 --> 06:17:43,700 Thank you. 5136 06:17:43,700 --> 06:17:45,600 And the Amiga from Commodore. 5137 06:17:46,020 --> 06:17:48,240 What can they do and which one may be right for you? 5138 06:17:48,320 --> 06:17:55,600 We'll help you find out today as we take a look at two new computers with a lot of power for the price on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 5139 06:17:57,820 --> 06:17:58,320 Okay. 5140 06:18:03,200 --> 06:18:06,360 You're getting mostly people right now who are enamoured of the hardware. 5141 06:18:08,280 --> 06:18:09,100 It's here. 5142 06:18:09,420 --> 06:18:11,660 Its name is Wizard of Wall Street. 5143 06:18:12,440 --> 06:18:14,580 This program has a great opening screen. 5144 06:18:14,980 --> 06:18:17,980 You begin each month of trading with research and a review of your network. 5145 06:18:17,980 --> 06:18:21,180 I know I've taken a heavy hit to the confidence there. 5146 06:18:21,240 --> 06:18:22,980 But old research reports are free. 5147 06:18:23,480 --> 06:18:25,400 You can buy and sell or... 5148 06:18:25,400 --> 06:18:28,400 But I feel as though at the right moment I can be in the right... 5149 06:18:28,400 --> 06:18:30,320 I can be in the zone and I can just do it. 5150 06:18:30,740 --> 06:18:32,120 But I think it just... 5151 06:18:32,120 --> 06:18:37,240 If you don't execute your trade fast enough, prices change and you make or lose money pretty fast. 5152 06:18:37,500 --> 06:18:41,740 If you panic, you can freeze the trading day to give yourself time to think about things. 5153 06:18:42,200 --> 06:18:47,720 Wizard of Wall Street was written by Multisoft of San Rafael, California and is distributed by Synapse Software. 5154 06:18:48,180 --> 06:18:50,560 The program offers a lot of fun for $45. 5155 06:18:51,180 --> 06:18:53,440 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 5156 06:18:54,020 --> 06:18:58,500 The Japanese company Ricoh has introduced a fascinating new product called the Writeboard. 5157 06:18:58,760 --> 06:19:05,680 It's an electronic blackboard, it's actually white, that automatically captures whatever is written on the board and saves it in a computer. 5158 06:19:06,100 --> 06:19:13,660 You can then display the blackboard's contents on CRTs at other locations or get hard copy printouts to keep a record of what was on the board. 5159 06:19:14,040 --> 06:19:16,960 The Ricoh Writeboard can handle graphics as well as text. 5160 06:19:17,480 --> 06:19:24,600 In our legislative update file, the United States, Japan and Canada have agreed to eliminate most tariffs on computer parts and peripherals. 5161 06:19:24,980 --> 06:19:33,520 The American trade representative to the negotiations said the agreement would lower costs in the US and save the industry about $172 million a year. 5162 06:19:34,460 --> 06:19:40,320 A major computer problem at the Bank of New York last week held up the delivery of $25 billion in government security... 5163 06:19:40,320 --> 06:19:42,840 Yeah, I mean, I'm just going to let it... I'm going to keep doing my own thing. 5164 06:19:43,020 --> 06:19:45,160 I'm just going to keep doing my own thing here. 5165 06:19:45,160 --> 06:19:50,280 I will just say goodnight now to anyone who's watching and say thanks for watching. 5166 06:19:50,760 --> 06:19:52,000 But I'm going to keep going anyway. 5167 06:19:55,360 --> 06:19:56,160 Because like... 5168 06:19:58,660 --> 06:20:01,240 After you were saying there, OSW does derail the stream. 5169 06:20:01,400 --> 06:20:02,480 But I mean... 5170 06:20:02,480 --> 06:20:08,520 If I've ended the stream in spirit, which I have, I've ended the stream now, okay? 5171 06:20:08,700 --> 06:20:10,160 This is my own time. 5172 06:20:11,360 --> 06:20:13,900 And I've compartmentalised away the stream. 5173 06:20:15,100 --> 06:20:18,000 I'm just going to do this now, and that's that. 5174 06:20:18,320 --> 06:20:18,900 So, uh... 5175 06:20:18,900 --> 06:20:22,460 Goodnight anyway, but I'm just going to keep on at it. 5176 06:20:22,540 --> 06:20:27,300 The mechanic simply plugs your computer into his computer, and the car's systems report out... 5177 06:20:27,300 --> 06:20:33,060 I didn't mean to come across as rude or anything like that, saying, you know, don't watch if you don't want to. 5178 06:20:33,700 --> 06:20:34,140 But, uh... 5179 06:20:34,140 --> 06:20:40,080 I really want to... I want to do it. 5180 06:20:40,200 --> 06:20:42,820 Like, you know, I don't mind doing it. 5181 06:20:42,900 --> 06:20:44,140 It's just... 5182 06:20:44,140 --> 06:20:47,460 People then might be saying this is shit. 5183 06:20:47,540 --> 06:20:48,300 Don't do it. 5184 06:20:48,560 --> 06:20:50,420 Or do something else that's more... 5185 06:20:50,420 --> 06:20:50,900 That's better. 5186 06:20:51,920 --> 06:20:52,320 Uh... 5187 06:20:52,320 --> 06:20:55,960 Well, that'll be on the next stream. 5188 06:20:56,000 --> 06:20:57,860 I'll try and do something different on the next stream. 5189 06:20:58,620 --> 06:20:58,960 But... 5190 06:20:58,960 --> 06:20:59,640 And even... 5191 06:20:59,640 --> 06:21:00,880 Thanks very much for the tip, Omar. 5192 06:21:01,120 --> 06:21:04,700 Even the Tombola Way tip to say, don't bother doing any of this. 5193 06:21:05,320 --> 06:21:06,540 But it feels good... 5194 06:21:07,980 --> 06:21:09,920 To put something... 5195 06:21:09,920 --> 06:21:11,540 To reciprocate that. 5196 06:21:12,180 --> 06:21:13,420 Even though... 5197 06:21:13,420 --> 06:21:14,180 That's probably not... 5198 06:21:14,180 --> 06:21:16,080 That's not even what anyone wants to see. 5199 06:21:16,920 --> 06:21:18,460 But it's what I want to do. 5200 06:21:18,940 --> 06:21:19,240 Do you know? 5201 06:21:21,420 --> 06:21:23,320 I mean, I could just end the stream and do it myself. 5202 06:21:23,440 --> 06:21:24,380 But then... 5203 06:21:24,380 --> 06:21:25,820 If it happens, no one... 5204 06:21:25,820 --> 06:21:27,060 It's never going to be... 5205 06:21:27,060 --> 06:21:28,080 No one would believe me. 5206 06:21:28,580 --> 06:21:28,860 Do you know? 5207 06:21:30,400 --> 06:21:31,540 No one would believe me. 5208 06:21:31,540 --> 06:21:32,540 Okay. 5209 06:21:32,540 --> 06:21:33,540 Okay. 5210 06:21:33,540 --> 06:21:34,540 Okay. 5211 06:21:34,540 --> 06:21:36,540 Okay. 5212 06:21:36,540 --> 06:21:37,540 Okay. 5213 06:21:37,540 --> 06:21:38,540 Okay. 5214 06:21:38,540 --> 06:21:39,540 Okay. 5215 06:21:39,540 --> 06:21:40,540 Okay. 5216 06:21:40,540 --> 06:21:41,540 Okay. 5217 06:21:41,540 --> 06:21:42,540 Okay. 5218 06:21:42,540 --> 06:21:43,540 Okay. 5219 06:21:43,540 --> 06:21:44,540 Okay. 5220 06:21:44,540 --> 06:21:45,540 Okay. 5221 06:21:45,540 --> 06:21:46,540 Okay. 5222 06:21:46,540 --> 06:21:47,540 Okay. 5223 06:21:47,540 --> 06:21:48,540 Okay. 5224 06:21:48,540 --> 06:21:49,540 Okay. 5225 06:21:49,540 --> 06:21:50,540 Okay. 5226 06:21:50,540 --> 06:21:51,540 Okay. 5227 06:21:51,540 --> 06:21:52,540 Okay. 5228 06:21:53,540 --> 06:21:54,540 Okay. 5229 06:21:54,540 --> 06:21:55,540 Okay. 5230 06:21:55,540 --> 06:21:56,540 Okay. 5231 06:21:56,540 --> 06:22:26,520 Thank you. 5232 06:22:26,520 --> 06:22:27,700 Thanks a lot. 5233 06:22:27,700 --> 06:22:30,540 These are classic episodes. 5234 06:22:31,200 --> 06:22:33,000 I remember watching this two years ago. 5235 06:22:35,860 --> 06:22:37,900 It's the holiday buyer's guide. 5236 06:22:39,000 --> 06:22:46,700 So I'm hoping that that is a reasonable enough backdrop, you know, and you could probably just fucking chill out if you are still, if anyone is still sticking around. 5237 06:22:47,340 --> 06:22:49,240 It's a decent enough backdrop. 5238 06:22:50,380 --> 06:22:54,080 But as for me, thank you very much for watching. 5239 06:22:54,420 --> 06:22:57,080 And look, I will see you on the next one. 5240 06:22:57,540 --> 06:22:58,780 And all the best. 5241 06:23:00,860 --> 06:23:02,160 I mean, I'm not going anywhere. 5242 06:23:02,200 --> 06:23:03,060 I'm still going to be here. 5243 06:23:03,160 --> 06:23:09,200 But in terms of trying to do something that's not keeping up, that's not going to happen. 5244 06:23:09,200 --> 06:23:12,860 Not so easy, especially if you're trying to find a gift for a computer nut. 5245 06:23:13,220 --> 06:23:21,760 Well, today we'll take a look at some great Christmas gift ideas for the computer user on your shopping list on this special holiday edition of the Computer Chronicles. 5246 06:23:36,800 --> 06:23:44,280 The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software. 5247 06:23:44,780 --> 06:23:47,680 The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal. 5248 06:23:48,180 --> 06:23:53,020 Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection and by Byte Magazine and Bix. 5249 06:23:58,140 --> 06:23:59,740 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 5250 06:23:59,800 --> 06:24:00,760 I'm Stuart Chiffey. 5251 06:24:00,840 --> 06:24:02,360 And with me this week is Paul Schindler. 5252 06:24:02,780 --> 06:24:05,220 Paul, it's Christmas time, as I can see by your outfit. 5253 06:24:05,560 --> 06:24:07,860 Christmas time, parents think about what to get for the children, of course. 5254 06:24:07,920 --> 06:24:09,900 And one thing you might think about is an encyclopedia. 5255 06:24:10,020 --> 06:24:14,480 And the old-fashioned version, 26 volumes that take up a whole bookcase, isn't the way you do it in the computer era. 5256 06:24:14,560 --> 06:24:18,660 What I have up here is the new Compton's Electronic Encyclopedia on CD-ROM. 5257 06:24:18,960 --> 06:24:22,800 What's great about it is not only in a CD-ROM, but it's meant for a seven-year-old child. 5258 06:24:23,200 --> 06:24:26,380 So even if you don't know how to use the encyclopedia, just ask it a question. 5259 06:24:26,660 --> 06:24:29,400 For instance, I put on a question, is St. Nicholas the same as Santa Claus? 5260 06:24:29,580 --> 06:24:31,380 Because I couldn't find St. Nick in the encyclopedia. 5261 06:24:31,680 --> 06:24:35,640 It automatically tells me, suggests an article I should look up, which is the article on Santa Claus. 5262 06:24:35,960 --> 06:24:39,260 I simply click on it, and lo and behold, there is the article on Santa Claus. 5263 06:24:39,320 --> 06:24:41,140 It says, of course, it's the same thing as St. Nicholas. 5264 06:24:41,540 --> 06:24:44,340 I can click through the three pages of this particular article. 5265 06:24:44,480 --> 06:24:48,460 When I get to the end, it says, by the way, there's a cross-reference article over here called Christmas. 5266 06:24:48,600 --> 06:24:52,460 And I can just click on that cross-reference icon, and boom, there's the other article. 5267 06:24:52,820 --> 06:24:58,540 And if I just page through one or two pages of this article, I can see there's actually a photo. 5268 06:24:58,700 --> 06:24:59,440 It shows me an icon. 5269 06:24:59,580 --> 06:25:00,980 It is a photo that goes with the article. 5270 06:25:00,980 --> 06:25:05,180 I click on the icon, and it pulls up a color photo that comes with that story. 5271 06:25:05,260 --> 06:25:07,900 It's a really neat way for a kid to get to learn and play with the encyclopedia. 5272 06:25:08,560 --> 06:25:12,920 I want to ask you, is a seven-year-old child too young to buy a computer for at Christmas time? 5273 06:25:13,300 --> 06:25:14,120 Absolutely not. 5274 06:25:14,320 --> 06:25:20,500 As a matter of fact, I have a six-year-old and a nine-year-old, and they both started using computers when they were five. 5275 06:25:20,680 --> 06:25:21,980 The key is not the hardware. 5276 06:25:22,120 --> 06:25:23,040 It's really the software. 5277 06:25:23,280 --> 06:25:27,900 There's a lot of good educational and game software for both the PC and the Macintosh. 5278 06:25:28,700 --> 06:25:31,320 Personally, I think they don't need their own. 5279 06:25:31,420 --> 06:25:33,280 If you have one at home already, they can share it. 5280 06:25:33,500 --> 06:25:36,400 I don't think they need their own until maybe they're 11 or 12 years old. 5281 06:25:36,580 --> 06:25:41,220 But with the prices the way they are these days, for $750, you can get a fully functional PC. 5282 06:25:41,800 --> 06:25:43,340 It's expensive, but I think it's worth it. 5283 06:25:43,660 --> 06:25:49,620 Okay, Paul, today we're going to look at a lot of neat computer presents, both hardware and software, for children of all ages, as they say. 5284 06:25:50,000 --> 06:25:55,660 Now, one of the troubles with gadgets that you buy for Christmas is some of them may end up buried in a closet at the end of one week. 5285 06:25:55,660 --> 06:25:59,740 But the good news is that the best of those end up in the Museum of American Heritage. 5286 06:25:59,880 --> 06:26:02,780 It's a kind of old-age home for antiquated technology. 5287 06:26:03,160 --> 06:26:06,500 And we begin with a visit to the museum in Palo Alto, California. 5288 06:26:11,580 --> 06:26:17,880 The Museum of American Heritage is a world far removed from that of microprocessors and floppy disks. 5289 06:26:18,340 --> 06:26:24,660 Operating systems here are still of the manual variety, and memory is not measured in bytes, but in time. 5290 06:26:25,220 --> 06:26:33,560 This California museum specializes in machines from the Industrial Revolution, machines that, in their own time, were nonetheless considered revolutionary. 5291 06:26:34,220 --> 06:26:39,420 Among the museum's prized possessions is this knitting machine dating from the late 1800s. 5292 06:26:39,920 --> 06:26:42,780 Small-scale entrepreneurs could buy it for just $25. 5293 06:26:43,420 --> 06:26:49,720 The museum's curator says the exhibit shows us what life was like before the advent of electronics and computers. 5294 06:26:50,100 --> 06:26:57,120 The intent of it is to show what went on before, as far back as we can go. 5295 06:26:57,120 --> 06:27:05,100 That is, we know that a computer is today, but what happened in the last 50 or 100 years to lead up to the computer? 5296 06:27:06,100 --> 06:27:07,260 It didn't just happen. 5297 06:27:07,380 --> 06:27:10,420 The computer didn't just happen to flash into place. 5298 06:27:10,820 --> 06:27:14,460 But not all of the items on display were technological successes. 5299 06:27:15,000 --> 06:27:21,780 There are some prominent losers, like the Mignon, originally billed as an easy-to-use alternative to early typewriters. 5300 06:27:22,120 --> 06:27:28,240 The operator used a pointer to choose each letter, and then pushed a lever to print one letter at a time. 5301 06:27:28,960 --> 06:27:36,560 But despite the occasional inventive flop, Livermore says that the museum's visitors leave with a better appreciation of today's technology. 5302 06:27:36,900 --> 06:27:38,060 That's what we're trying to do. 5303 06:27:38,600 --> 06:27:42,520 So making it so that people don't forget, or can't forget. 5304 06:27:42,620 --> 06:27:46,960 They can come here and remind themselves of how things work. 5305 06:27:47,600 --> 06:27:50,360 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel. 5306 06:27:50,360 --> 06:28:07,340 We're happy to have Jan Lewis joining us for this special holiday show. 5307 06:28:07,420 --> 06:28:12,660 And during this first segment, when we're looking at PC computer products, we have Chris Barr, West Coast editor with DC Magazine. 5308 06:28:12,820 --> 06:28:13,640 And Chris, maybe you can begin. 5309 06:28:14,200 --> 06:28:14,520 Absolutely. 5310 06:28:14,700 --> 06:28:18,860 I have two software packages here that are timed perfectly for the Christmas buyer. 5311 06:28:18,860 --> 06:28:21,300 The first is the latest version of TurboTax. 5312 06:28:21,360 --> 06:28:22,240 This is version 8. 5313 06:28:22,760 --> 06:28:24,280 And this has a lot of new features. 5314 06:28:24,700 --> 06:28:28,940 One of them is an automatic tax, an audit flagging feature. 5315 06:28:29,380 --> 06:28:35,240 And it has a hyper type of help facility that can just pull you right through, and anybody can use it. 5316 06:28:35,480 --> 06:28:39,200 You never need to go to the post office and stand in line for forms anymore, because they're all in here. 5317 06:28:39,540 --> 06:28:43,480 And it also has, you can also purchase separately, 44 different state versions. 5318 06:28:43,700 --> 06:28:46,680 This list for $75, and the state versions are $40. 5319 06:28:47,200 --> 06:28:49,340 And this year, new this year also is a Mac version. 5320 06:28:49,460 --> 06:28:49,940 Uh-huh, great. 5321 06:28:49,940 --> 06:28:50,700 Okay, for $89. 5322 06:28:51,860 --> 06:28:53,820 Okay, also, right, I have Quicken. 5323 06:28:54,080 --> 06:28:55,380 This is the latest version of Quicken. 5324 06:28:55,460 --> 06:28:56,460 This is 4.0. 5325 06:28:56,920 --> 06:28:58,440 And Quicken, well, let me just show you. 5326 06:28:58,560 --> 06:28:58,740 Okay. 5327 06:28:59,360 --> 06:29:03,780 Quicken is known for its check writing ability. 5328 06:29:03,980 --> 06:29:10,240 You can write checks, and you can print them out on your laser printer, your dot matrix, or through a check writing service. 5329 06:29:10,600 --> 06:29:14,700 But they have a new feature here, which is a way to track your investments. 5330 06:29:14,940 --> 06:29:16,760 This is similar to managing your money. 5331 06:29:17,360 --> 06:29:21,980 For instance, right here, we've put in a number of stocks that we're tracking here, IBM, Borland, etc. 5332 06:29:22,200 --> 06:29:24,980 And if we want to add a new stock, we just go right here. 5333 06:29:25,840 --> 06:29:27,960 We just do shares in. 5334 06:29:28,080 --> 06:29:28,560 We add it. 5335 06:29:28,920 --> 06:29:30,980 And let's say we're going to add Microsoft here. 5336 06:29:32,040 --> 06:29:34,780 So we just add Microsoft, put in what we paid for it. 5337 06:29:35,100 --> 06:29:36,420 We didn't pay that much. 5338 06:29:37,380 --> 06:29:40,860 And we put in that we bought 100, and it tracks it for us right here. 5339 06:29:41,480 --> 06:29:47,940 And then as these things change, you can go up and you can update your prices and keep your portfolio up to date. 5340 06:29:48,060 --> 06:29:52,960 Go in from time to time, and you can get a full viewing of your net worth and of your assets. 5341 06:29:53,580 --> 06:29:55,040 And percent gain and loss, I see. 5342 06:29:55,040 --> 06:29:56,020 Percent gain and loss, right. 5343 06:29:56,260 --> 06:29:57,860 And this is brand new. 5344 06:29:57,940 --> 06:30:01,020 It lists for $59, and it's available now. 5345 06:30:01,160 --> 06:30:01,400 Okay. 5346 06:30:01,800 --> 06:30:02,620 Janet, it's your turn. 5347 06:30:02,720 --> 06:30:04,560 You've got lots of boxes in front of you there. 5348 06:30:04,560 --> 06:30:09,160 Bunches of goodies here, all different types of things that we need good Christmas presents. 5349 06:30:09,160 --> 06:30:09,260 Yeah. 5350 06:30:09,520 --> 06:30:12,960 Start with this called Expand, which is just a little half-stop board. 5351 06:30:13,220 --> 06:30:18,920 And what this does basically is it gets as much as three times the amount of storage on your disk. 5352 06:30:18,980 --> 06:30:22,780 And the way it does it basically is it compresses the files, but it does it on the fly. 5353 06:30:22,860 --> 06:30:23,740 It's transparent to you. 5354 06:30:23,820 --> 06:30:26,680 It compresses it when it writes and reads, and you don't even know it. 5355 06:30:27,180 --> 06:30:30,340 Real nice little package, and it lists for $199. 5356 06:30:30,340 --> 06:30:30,840 Okay. 5357 06:30:30,840 --> 06:30:35,380 We also have RAMPAC, which is two products that were bestsellers on their own. 5358 06:30:35,660 --> 06:30:40,180 Pop Drop Plus, which lets you manage RAM resident utilities in expanded memory and things like that. 5359 06:30:40,300 --> 06:30:46,740 And then Above Disc, which lets you use your disk as expanded memory, saving you the money of going out and getting expanded memory. 5360 06:30:46,980 --> 06:30:47,680 Nice little package. 5361 06:30:47,920 --> 06:30:49,540 Together, they're listing for $139. 5362 06:30:49,540 --> 06:30:55,480 After Dark has been a best-selling screensaver in Macintosh. 5363 06:30:55,940 --> 06:30:57,240 And now they have it for the PC. 5364 06:30:57,340 --> 06:30:58,020 It's wonderful. 5365 06:30:58,180 --> 06:30:59,260 I think people will love getting it. 5366 06:30:59,700 --> 06:31:01,820 Something I use quite a bit is Grammatic 4. 5367 06:31:01,940 --> 06:31:02,700 It's for MS-Dots. 5368 06:31:02,760 --> 06:31:03,360 It's for Windows. 5369 06:31:03,860 --> 06:31:09,220 And it really analyzes your writing style, points out various things that maybe could be improved or couldn't. 5370 06:31:09,220 --> 06:31:10,760 A good gift for kids, too, aren't they? 5371 06:31:10,820 --> 06:31:13,920 I think for anybody who's doing writing, letters, homework, anything just about. 5372 06:31:14,540 --> 06:31:18,740 Percent Edge lets you do all sorts of amortization, mortgage calculations. 5373 06:31:19,120 --> 06:31:25,100 We'll let you take your portfolio that Chris just showed us and see what kind of interest rate you really earned on your appreciation. 5374 06:31:26,160 --> 06:31:28,740 Also, Computer Industry Almanac, big book. 5375 06:31:28,860 --> 06:31:30,560 The 1990 version is out. 5376 06:31:30,900 --> 06:31:33,740 And it has just about everything you'd ever want to know about the computer industry. 5377 06:31:34,400 --> 06:31:37,200 And last but definitely not least is Lotus Magellan. 5378 06:31:37,440 --> 06:31:38,260 And you're going to show us a little bit. 5379 06:31:38,260 --> 06:31:39,000 I'm going to show you that. 5380 06:31:39,180 --> 06:31:39,280 Yeah. 5381 06:31:39,460 --> 06:31:42,860 This is something that, you know, once you use it, you'd never use MS-Dots without it. 5382 06:31:42,860 --> 06:31:50,980 And basically, the kind of file management capabilities that you have with this are extremely pleasant. 5383 06:31:51,360 --> 06:31:52,980 Here we have each of the drives. 5384 06:31:53,100 --> 06:31:53,840 We have four drives here. 5385 06:31:53,880 --> 06:31:55,340 We're going to be looking at the C drive. 5386 06:31:55,600 --> 06:31:59,100 And what you see on the right-hand side is everything that you would see in a DIR listing. 5387 06:31:59,180 --> 06:31:59,360 Right. 5388 06:31:59,480 --> 06:32:06,580 But what you can do is just with the cursor keys, you can go over here and now have access to each one of these individual items. 5389 06:32:06,700 --> 06:32:09,080 Now, the directories are going to show you other things. 5390 06:32:09,200 --> 06:32:09,860 Can you look at the files? 5391 06:32:10,180 --> 06:32:10,980 You can look at the files, too. 5392 06:32:11,040 --> 06:32:12,460 Let's just say you can also find things. 5393 06:32:12,520 --> 06:32:14,100 Let's say I want to find Jam. 5394 06:32:14,300 --> 06:32:15,640 So it showed me two files. 5395 06:32:16,060 --> 06:32:18,160 I'm going to go up in this directory and look at this one. 5396 06:32:18,480 --> 06:32:19,580 I can actually go in here. 5397 06:32:19,840 --> 06:32:22,320 Normally, to look at all these files, I have to have the applications. 5398 06:32:22,480 --> 06:32:23,240 I have to open them. 5399 06:32:23,420 --> 06:32:24,300 Don't have to do that. 5400 06:32:24,380 --> 06:32:25,000 You can do that from Magellan. 5401 06:32:25,000 --> 06:32:25,580 Each one of these. 5402 06:32:25,800 --> 06:32:30,820 And in fact, if some of these things are not even ASCII files, you can still see them. 5403 06:32:30,920 --> 06:32:31,660 In their native mode. 5404 06:32:31,900 --> 06:32:32,240 Exactly. 5405 06:32:32,560 --> 06:32:33,660 Is it hard to use Magellan? 5406 06:32:33,860 --> 06:32:34,440 Not at all. 5407 06:32:34,960 --> 06:32:35,860 Just take a look at this. 5408 06:32:35,860 --> 06:32:39,520 You can do things like, again, you're just using really function keys and the cursor keys. 5409 06:32:39,580 --> 06:32:44,700 Let's say that you wanted to only look at throughout your entire C drive, you only want to look at program files, let's say. 5410 06:32:44,700 --> 06:32:45,160 Got it. 5411 06:32:45,160 --> 06:32:50,340 It's also been accused of having an extensive setup situation. 5412 06:32:51,280 --> 06:32:51,940 It is not. 5413 06:32:52,000 --> 06:32:52,840 It's not that hard at all. 5414 06:32:52,840 --> 06:32:53,340 There they are. 5415 06:32:53,420 --> 06:32:54,140 All your program files. 5416 06:32:54,240 --> 06:32:57,740 All the comms and the XEs and they come from different directories and they're all there. 5417 06:32:57,900 --> 06:32:58,100 Okay. 5418 06:32:58,180 --> 06:32:59,880 Jen, I need you to give Paul a shot here. 5419 06:32:59,880 --> 06:32:59,960 Already? 5420 06:33:00,220 --> 06:33:02,540 And while you're handing the keyboard over, what's the cost for Magellan? 5421 06:33:03,820 --> 06:33:06,680 Magellan is $139. 5422 06:33:06,920 --> 06:33:07,140 Uh-huh. 5423 06:33:07,220 --> 06:33:07,600 Not bad. 5424 06:33:07,920 --> 06:33:09,180 All right, Paul, you've got a bunch of boxes. 5425 06:33:09,360 --> 06:33:14,160 I sure do, starting with, you know, I guess it's trite to pull a pocket computer out of your pocket. 5426 06:33:14,360 --> 06:33:14,840 But you did it. 5427 06:33:14,920 --> 06:33:15,520 But I did it. 5428 06:33:15,640 --> 06:33:19,180 This is 1995 from Pocket Computer Corporation. 5429 06:33:19,460 --> 06:33:20,880 Been talking about it for a long time. 5430 06:33:20,880 --> 06:33:25,260 It's actually available on the market this Christmas and they have vastly improved the keyboard. 5431 06:33:25,260 --> 06:33:29,920 I have been quoted accurately in public as saying that this keyboard was not very usable. 5432 06:33:30,300 --> 06:33:31,240 It is now usable. 5433 06:33:31,520 --> 06:33:32,380 It's real and it's better. 5434 06:33:32,440 --> 06:33:33,360 It's real, it's better. 5435 06:33:33,480 --> 06:33:35,920 It's 1995 and it's expensive but interesting. 5436 06:33:36,880 --> 06:33:38,680 I have a similar product to Jen's. 5437 06:33:38,740 --> 06:33:41,020 This is called Stacker for $229. 5438 06:33:41,480 --> 06:33:46,300 It doesn't look like a disk drive, but it can double the capacity of your disk drive by compressing files. 5439 06:33:46,680 --> 06:33:49,160 That's from Stack Electronics in Carlsbad, California. 5440 06:33:50,120 --> 06:33:51,080 I like this. 5441 06:33:51,080 --> 06:33:52,740 This is called the Fax-O-Matic. 5442 06:33:53,160 --> 06:34:02,080 Not exactly like the VEG-O-Matic, but it receives faxes and prints them out on your printer so that you don't need a separate fax if all you're doing is receiving. 5443 06:34:02,520 --> 06:34:06,900 It's kind of hefty, $400 from Tall Tree Systems in Palo Alto, California. 5444 06:34:07,520 --> 06:34:15,860 But it, by the way, and all the other things I'm showing this year, I picked out with the help of my colleague Richard Dalton, who also helps me do the software reviews on the Computer Chronicles. 5445 06:34:16,240 --> 06:34:19,480 The HP LaserJet 2P, $800 this Christmas season. 5446 06:34:19,640 --> 06:34:25,220 And if you buy it before the end of the year, they'll throw in a free paper cartridge that's normally $125. 5447 06:34:25,740 --> 06:34:26,520 Absolutely great. 5448 06:34:26,940 --> 06:34:30,480 Finally, the Microsoft Entertainment Pack for Windows. 5449 06:34:30,900 --> 06:34:32,180 I heartily recommend it. 5450 06:34:32,220 --> 06:34:33,640 Everybody needs to play now and then. 5451 06:34:33,680 --> 06:34:39,340 And in the Windows environment, you can just bring it up, play, and then hide it quickly when the boss comes in, a la the Mac environment. 5452 06:34:39,860 --> 06:34:51,940 Lots of different things on here, including a cute little screen saver with your choice of on-screen environments. 5453 06:34:52,780 --> 06:34:55,480 And that's my suggestion. 5454 06:34:55,580 --> 06:34:56,420 It also has Tetris. 5455 06:34:56,540 --> 06:34:57,300 It has Solitaire. 5456 06:34:57,760 --> 06:35:00,180 And it's a great adjunct. 5457 06:35:00,320 --> 06:35:02,300 And that is, of course, from Microsoft, $40. 5458 06:35:02,980 --> 06:35:03,260 All right. 5459 06:35:03,300 --> 06:35:04,620 We've got a couple minutes left. 5460 06:35:04,680 --> 06:35:05,240 It's my turn. 5461 06:35:05,960 --> 06:35:08,040 You were talking about faxes, Paul. 5462 06:35:08,540 --> 06:35:12,300 A couple years ago, you may remember, Jan, we had when Worldport came out with a little modem. 5463 06:35:12,800 --> 06:35:14,880 This is now a fax modem for your laptop. 5464 06:35:15,320 --> 06:35:16,600 9,600 baud. 5465 06:35:16,720 --> 06:35:18,380 A fax modem, 2,400 baud. 5466 06:35:18,820 --> 06:35:19,980 Data modem, pretty neat. 5467 06:35:20,020 --> 06:35:20,640 You can carry it around. 5468 06:35:20,960 --> 06:35:23,480 I think it costs, what, $699, a nice little toy. 5469 06:35:23,580 --> 06:35:28,620 Now, a lot of us have laptops with modems and cellular phones or car phones, but you can't plug them in. 5470 06:35:28,880 --> 06:35:30,560 This little black box does it. 5471 06:35:30,600 --> 06:35:31,580 It's called the data cell. 5472 06:35:31,880 --> 06:35:37,400 You put your modem in here from your computer, your car phone plug in here, and you can use your cellular phone, your car phone. 5473 06:35:37,400 --> 06:35:39,780 Just in case there's anyone still watching there. 5474 06:35:39,900 --> 06:35:41,160 Is there anyone counting? 5475 06:35:41,660 --> 06:35:45,400 Because if ye counted, and I could just focus on doing it. 5476 06:35:46,680 --> 06:35:48,500 I mean, that's asking a lot, like, you know. 5477 06:35:50,040 --> 06:35:51,240 That is asking a lot. 5478 06:35:55,240 --> 06:35:55,580 Okay. 5479 06:35:57,740 --> 06:36:00,400 I mean, how will I know that it's fucking $1,000? 5480 06:36:01,180 --> 06:36:04,160 I mean, roughly, how long did it take to get to $300 there? 5481 06:36:04,260 --> 06:36:05,360 That was like, what, five? 5482 06:36:05,900 --> 06:36:07,700 Would that have been about five minutes, or? 5483 06:36:07,700 --> 06:36:10,080 Something like the phrase, God bless you. 5484 06:36:10,120 --> 06:36:11,920 And it told me what the origin of God bless you was. 5485 06:36:11,960 --> 06:36:15,440 Back in 750, Gregory the Great thought when you sneezed, you sneezed your soul. 5486 06:36:15,440 --> 06:36:15,780 All right. 5487 06:36:16,940 --> 06:36:24,320 So we're looking for, like, 15 to 20 minutes to get this shit done. 5488 06:36:24,320 --> 06:36:36,740 Actually, do you know what? 5489 06:36:36,740 --> 06:36:37,780 What's nice about this dictionary? 5490 06:36:37,780 --> 06:36:38,900 Do you have the phone in the pocket? 5491 06:36:39,080 --> 06:36:39,780 Do the key, do you want? 5492 06:36:39,980 --> 06:36:41,080 Oh, count steps. 5493 06:36:41,240 --> 06:36:41,860 I don't think so. 5494 06:36:42,560 --> 06:36:43,320 It's okay, lads. 5495 06:36:43,380 --> 06:36:44,240 Don't worry about counting. 5496 06:36:44,300 --> 06:36:44,840 I'm going to count. 5497 06:36:45,240 --> 06:36:47,060 I should be able to do this counting. 5498 06:36:47,220 --> 06:36:47,960 I've done it before. 5499 06:36:48,480 --> 06:36:51,640 Well, find me a word that has something to do with sailing. 5500 06:36:52,180 --> 06:36:52,800 I'll be able to. 5501 06:36:52,820 --> 06:36:53,540 I can do it again. 5502 06:36:53,700 --> 06:36:56,000 I think, you know, it's the number three thing on there. 5503 06:36:56,060 --> 06:36:57,340 Is there such a thing in your dictionary? 5504 06:36:58,100 --> 06:36:58,300 Boom. 5505 06:36:58,720 --> 06:37:00,040 You've censored me before. 5506 06:37:00,160 --> 06:37:01,360 You won't censor me again. 5507 06:37:01,360 --> 06:37:02,260 That's exactly the word I was looking for. 5508 06:37:02,680 --> 06:37:06,480 Last but not least, this little baby over here. 5509 06:37:06,620 --> 06:37:12,300 This is the new 386, 20 megahertz, 20 megabyte hard drive, VGA screen, 5510 06:37:12,660 --> 06:37:14,840 9x11 notebook computer from AST. 5511 06:37:15,060 --> 06:37:19,380 It's an absolute desktop in a notebook form, and it's selling for only $29.95. 5512 06:37:19,620 --> 06:37:22,280 So if you're really looking for that high-quality gift, 5513 06:37:22,520 --> 06:37:24,940 really one of the best-looking desktops I've seen around. 5514 06:37:25,280 --> 06:37:29,480 All right, we're going to be back in just a minute with some gifts for the Macintosh people on your list. 5515 06:37:29,480 --> 06:37:30,260 So stay with us. 5516 06:37:30,260 --> 06:38:00,240 We're back now with Paul Shinsley. 5517 06:38:00,240 --> 06:38:02,240 We're going to be back in the next segment. 5518 06:38:02,240 --> 06:38:06,180 When we're talking about Macintosh products, Andrew Eisner, director of MacUser Labs. 5519 06:38:06,260 --> 06:38:10,420 Now, before we get to you, Andrew, one of my suggested gifts is this Mac 2 SI. 5520 06:38:10,540 --> 06:38:15,780 It doesn't come with the dinosaur, by the way, but it's 35% less expensive than any Mac 2 has ever been before. 5521 06:38:15,860 --> 06:38:16,740 Of course, it comes with color. 5522 06:38:16,840 --> 06:38:20,980 It's a 68030, 20 megabyte drive, 40 megabyte drive, in fact, 2 megabytes of RAM. 5523 06:38:21,260 --> 06:38:24,340 A very nice machine, about $3,700 to get the Mac 2 SI. 5524 06:38:24,820 --> 06:38:28,040 Now, given I've got that machine, Andrew, show me some things I can do with it. 5525 06:38:28,300 --> 06:38:32,260 Well, Stuart, first of all, a fun item on top of the screen here is a computer critter. 5526 06:38:32,360 --> 06:38:32,840 This is a dinosaur. 5527 06:38:32,840 --> 06:38:36,680 A dinosaur can also get a rabbit, and they cost about $25 or $30. 5528 06:38:37,220 --> 06:38:39,140 Now, I've got a couple of CD-ROMs I brought along. 5529 06:38:39,240 --> 06:38:45,960 First of all, the Microsoft Office has four popular Microsoft programs, and it also has the manuals built in on the CD-ROM. 5530 06:38:46,400 --> 06:38:51,240 I also have a media track from Farallon, which is a whole multimedia kit on a CD-ROM. 5531 06:38:51,340 --> 06:38:59,180 It comes with this Mac recorder, which is a microphone, and you can record sounds and put them on tapes, which turn into multimedia products. 5532 06:38:59,580 --> 06:39:05,940 Now, here we have a fun game that teaches you about history and geography, and it's called Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? 5533 06:39:05,940 --> 06:39:12,280 It comes with an encyclopedia, and you learn a lot about history and geography by solving problems. 5534 06:39:12,380 --> 06:39:12,980 And how much is it? 5535 06:39:13,540 --> 06:39:15,340 This one is about $50. 5536 06:39:15,740 --> 06:39:16,020 Okay. 5537 06:39:16,300 --> 06:39:19,620 Now, to play these CD-ROMs, I brought along a CD-ROM player. 5538 06:39:19,780 --> 06:39:26,520 This one is from TLI, and it has a jack for audio, and it also has a volume control, and this one will cost you about $600. 5539 06:39:27,200 --> 06:39:34,300 Now, let's take a look at Cosmic Osmo here, and what you've got is you can click around anywhere on the screen, 5540 06:39:34,300 --> 06:39:40,140 and you can explore this fun world here, and it plays sounds, and you can go places. 5541 06:39:40,640 --> 06:39:42,900 And here you click on the screen, and it's playing music. 5542 06:39:43,200 --> 06:39:45,440 And then if you go into the other room, you can go places. 5543 06:39:47,220 --> 06:39:49,280 This is the CD-ROM version? 5544 06:39:49,420 --> 06:39:55,640 This is the CD-ROM version of the popular game Cosmic Osmo, and this one costs about $70. 5545 06:39:56,640 --> 06:39:59,380 You get better sound, you get more planets to go to. 5546 06:39:59,700 --> 06:40:00,140 That's right. 5547 06:40:00,180 --> 06:40:03,260 You get higher quality sound and more areas to go to. 5548 06:40:04,780 --> 06:40:11,460 And last but not least, a great stocking stuffer would be a SIM. 5549 06:40:11,580 --> 06:40:15,540 This is a one megabyte SIM, and they're actually getting very cheap these days. 5550 06:40:15,660 --> 06:40:18,220 They're costing about, getting them anywhere from about $40 or $50. 5551 06:40:19,000 --> 06:40:19,240 So... 5552 06:40:19,240 --> 06:40:20,760 All right, Janet, it's your turn. 5553 06:40:20,820 --> 06:40:21,200 What have you got? 5554 06:40:21,500 --> 06:40:23,720 Well, sort of along the same lines as Cosmic Osmo. 5555 06:40:24,120 --> 06:40:27,200 We've seen Amanda's stories, Inigo, Your Faithful Camel before. 5556 06:40:27,520 --> 06:40:31,880 Volume 3 is out, and this volume, as well as all the others, are just as good as always. 5557 06:40:32,260 --> 06:40:35,140 We also have a real nice fractal program called Designer Fractals. 5558 06:40:35,400 --> 06:40:39,160 This lets you not only make your own fractals, but make Mandel movies, they call it, 5559 06:40:39,160 --> 06:40:42,000 where you can actually zoom and pan around Mandel across space. 5560 06:40:42,080 --> 06:40:43,920 It's something that's really, really fun. 5561 06:40:44,160 --> 06:40:45,280 This one I don't recall. 5562 06:40:45,400 --> 06:40:45,960 It's real cheap. 5563 06:40:46,040 --> 06:40:47,620 It's under $30, I don't recall the price of it. 5564 06:40:48,280 --> 06:40:54,760 For HyperCard, Wild Things has just a bunch of X commands on there that can let you do all sorts of really neat animation. 5565 06:40:56,120 --> 06:40:58,580 Handoff 2 is a really useful utility. 5566 06:40:58,980 --> 06:41:02,200 What this does is, first of all, it's a file launcher, sort of like on cue. 5567 06:41:02,300 --> 06:41:08,700 But what it does in addition to that is it actually lets you launch from the Finder documents that don't have an application. 5568 06:41:09,360 --> 06:41:12,040 And it lets you set up a variety of those types of things. 5569 06:41:12,580 --> 06:41:14,220 We talked about At the Dark before. 5570 06:41:14,880 --> 06:41:15,540 Protect a shark. 5571 06:41:15,640 --> 06:41:17,020 This is another screen saver. 5572 06:41:17,400 --> 06:41:21,780 But the cute thing out here is that it's a good Christmas gift because it comes with a little shark fin. 5573 06:41:23,640 --> 06:41:24,900 And that's sort of a cutie. 5574 06:41:25,240 --> 06:41:29,680 But my favorite for this year is something called Click Change from Double Click. 5575 06:41:29,820 --> 06:41:30,420 And you're going to show us that? 5576 06:41:30,420 --> 06:41:31,140 I'm going to show you that. 5577 06:41:31,300 --> 06:41:32,220 And I love this thing. 5578 06:41:32,440 --> 06:41:39,060 And let me just first point out, you may have noticed on the screen that these windows don't look the same as we're normally used to seeing here. 5579 06:41:39,560 --> 06:41:40,540 And a number of things. 5580 06:41:40,540 --> 06:41:43,000 For instance, let me just eject the Cosmic Osmo disk. 5581 06:41:43,540 --> 06:41:51,020 And I'll give you a sample here of the kinds of changes that we have here. 5582 06:41:51,260 --> 06:41:56,600 Let me just show you what we can do with the change. 5583 06:41:56,680 --> 06:41:59,540 Now if you notice, instead of the watch, we have the little helicar. 5584 06:41:59,540 --> 06:42:02,620 And also instead of the cursor arrow, we have this finger here. 5585 06:42:02,820 --> 06:42:03,860 How did I get that? 5586 06:42:04,220 --> 06:42:10,840 Well, the whole idea is that we can customize things to ourselves. 5587 06:42:11,180 --> 06:42:14,260 If you notice the scroll bars here, I have my own little pattern here. 5588 06:42:14,540 --> 06:42:17,320 I'll give you an idea. 5589 06:42:18,000 --> 06:42:19,140 Let's just say... 5590 06:42:19,140 --> 06:42:20,840 There are all the things you can change with this. 5591 06:42:20,920 --> 06:42:21,140 Yeah. 5592 06:42:21,480 --> 06:42:21,860 Windows. 5593 06:42:22,060 --> 06:42:22,820 I mean, I like these windows. 5594 06:42:22,920 --> 06:42:24,580 They're sort of small talk looking windows. 5595 06:42:24,860 --> 06:42:25,760 We also have a variety. 5596 06:42:25,880 --> 06:42:26,840 We have something called Next. 5597 06:42:27,220 --> 06:42:28,280 N-E-X-X-E-D. 5598 06:42:28,600 --> 06:42:29,120 Mona Lisa. 5599 06:42:30,000 --> 06:42:31,520 Another one that I like a lot is Zippy. 5600 06:42:31,880 --> 06:42:32,640 Customize your windows. 5601 06:42:33,180 --> 06:42:35,860 You can customize, let's say, the various cursors. 5602 06:42:35,980 --> 06:42:40,260 If you notice that I had the Hello Car, I could also have, let's say, an hourglass just for the sake of it. 5603 06:42:41,880 --> 06:42:42,700 Or Mac Man. 5604 06:42:43,100 --> 06:42:44,960 And I can go in here and edit these myself. 5605 06:42:45,220 --> 06:42:46,740 In fact, I can even create new ones. 5606 06:42:47,200 --> 06:42:50,060 In fact, on the Hello Car, I did actually add a couple of frames myself. 5607 06:42:51,280 --> 06:42:58,260 I know there I've done over a thousand, but it really does have to be in one top. 5608 06:42:58,380 --> 06:42:59,100 Thanks for the tip. 5609 06:42:59,100 --> 06:43:08,100 I think, uh... 5610 06:43:08,100 --> 06:43:09,300 This is my favorite one. 5611 06:43:09,360 --> 06:43:09,560 All right. 5612 06:43:09,600 --> 06:43:10,020 Quick changes. 5613 06:43:10,120 --> 06:43:11,140 From DoubleClick, how much is that? 5614 06:43:11,480 --> 06:43:11,760 $79. 5615 06:43:12,180 --> 06:43:12,600 Okay, great. 5616 06:43:12,680 --> 06:43:15,080 Well, I'm going to butt in for a minute, Paul, while you get ready. 5617 06:43:15,160 --> 06:43:16,800 Matter of fact, you've got to get something I want to show up there. 5618 06:43:17,160 --> 06:43:18,100 A couple of quick things. 5619 06:43:18,240 --> 06:43:19,800 Everybody virtually owns Print Shop, right? 5620 06:43:20,580 --> 06:43:22,160 Here's a book that only costs about $20. 5621 06:43:22,560 --> 06:43:25,120 It's the Bible for Print Shop, both for the Mac or for the PC. 5622 06:43:25,180 --> 06:43:25,620 It doesn't matter. 5623 06:43:25,620 --> 06:43:30,820 Finally brings together in the back all the clip art and all the different discs that you've bought over the years for Print Shop. 5624 06:43:31,320 --> 06:43:34,840 Lots of different ideas on how to design nice-looking things with Print Shop. 5625 06:43:35,100 --> 06:43:36,520 A very nice, inexpensive gift. 5626 06:43:36,600 --> 06:43:38,220 This is one of my favorites called Lifeguard. 5627 06:43:38,600 --> 06:43:40,180 How many are you hoping to do? 5628 06:43:40,980 --> 06:43:41,980 Patrick, a thousand. 5629 06:43:42,400 --> 06:43:45,560 But I'm not trying to make excuses. 5630 06:43:45,760 --> 06:43:46,620 I should have started this around... 5631 06:43:46,620 --> 06:43:47,620 11. 5632 06:43:47,620 --> 06:43:57,340 There's the fella that looks like Tommy Schlug. 5633 06:43:57,340 --> 06:43:59,260 ...forces you to stop working called Lifeguard. 5634 06:43:59,640 --> 06:44:02,460 A great little program, about $79 from Visionary Software. 5635 06:44:03,120 --> 06:44:07,280 These are these wonderful, wonderful children's stories on CD-ROM from Discus. 5636 06:44:07,740 --> 06:44:09,620 I want to show you one of them right now, Cinderella. 5637 06:44:09,820 --> 06:44:10,640 And this is really lovely. 5638 06:44:10,740 --> 06:44:11,420 It's up on the machine. 5639 06:44:11,580 --> 06:44:14,020 No, the hell is long since gone. 5640 06:44:15,000 --> 06:44:16,380 The hell is long since gone. 5641 06:44:16,500 --> 06:44:19,340 I had a couple of swigs of Coke Zero there out of the fridge. 5642 06:44:19,900 --> 06:44:25,260 You can read the book if you'd like over here, or you can ask the computer to read the book for you, for your child. 5643 06:44:25,600 --> 06:44:27,660 I mean, it's trending upwards, you know? 5644 06:44:31,020 --> 06:44:34,160 The amount I can do is trending upwards, but it's a bit slower than last night. 5645 06:44:34,240 --> 06:44:35,480 I think we reach 500. 5646 06:44:37,580 --> 06:44:38,720 A lot quicker than this. 5647 06:44:39,640 --> 06:44:42,960 But that was the first time I'd done Keep You Upies in a long while, so... 5648 06:44:42,960 --> 06:44:44,600 I think the legs are a little bit... 5649 06:44:45,820 --> 06:44:50,400 I know that sounds like me making excuses, but they're not in the shape that they were last night. 5650 06:44:50,400 --> 06:45:20,380 I don't know if I'm going to keep it up. 5651 06:45:20,380 --> 06:45:26,860 I was saying oil pay, you know, it's to kind of reciprocate, but in a way, it's kind of letting out energy that's there. 5652 06:45:27,000 --> 06:45:28,380 Because, like, there's a lot of... 5653 06:45:28,900 --> 06:45:30,460 That gave me a lot of energy, you know? 5654 06:45:31,080 --> 06:45:31,380 So, uh... 5655 06:45:32,580 --> 06:45:35,380 And I did around 700... 5656 06:45:36,160 --> 06:45:38,340 Well, I don't know how many I did last night. 5657 06:45:38,420 --> 06:45:41,100 Maybe 560 was the most I did last night. 5658 06:45:41,800 --> 06:45:49,080 So, it's kind of a bit ambitious to do 1,000 now, you know? 5659 06:45:49,080 --> 06:45:50,400 So, this is the automated demo. 5660 06:45:50,800 --> 06:45:51,640 But you can fire forward... 5661 06:45:51,640 --> 06:45:54,440 It will take you a little under 11 minutes to do 1,000, says Dara. 5662 06:45:54,500 --> 06:45:55,300 I don't know about that. 5663 06:45:55,380 --> 06:45:58,580 It's a cute sound effect, a lot of action, and it's not just another... 5664 06:45:58,580 --> 06:46:00,180 But, um, don't be feeling sorry for me. 5665 06:46:00,240 --> 06:46:01,600 I'll be going, oh, go to bed. 5666 06:46:01,720 --> 06:46:03,240 It's 2 a.m., Francis, and all this. 5667 06:46:03,320 --> 06:46:05,080 It's like... 5668 06:46:05,620 --> 06:46:07,060 I'm in the mood, you know? 5669 06:46:07,420 --> 06:46:08,280 I'm in the mood. 5670 06:46:08,960 --> 06:46:09,920 Just isn't landing. 5671 06:46:10,220 --> 06:46:11,300 It's just not landing. 5672 06:46:11,300 --> 06:46:21,280 And if I stay... 5673 06:46:21,280 --> 06:46:25,420 The longer I stay stationary, the more foggy the shades become. 5674 06:46:25,920 --> 06:46:27,360 It gets harder to see. 5675 06:46:28,300 --> 06:46:30,420 So, I just need to keep it lit a little bit more. 5676 06:46:30,900 --> 06:46:32,160 I think another try. 5677 06:46:32,440 --> 06:46:33,540 If I get... 5678 06:46:33,540 --> 06:46:36,840 If I break the 500 barrier and fuck it up, I'll call it quits then. 5679 06:46:36,840 --> 06:46:46,260 That's a real hard out from Stu there. 5680 06:46:46,700 --> 06:46:48,040 A freeze frame on his face. 5681 06:46:49,920 --> 06:46:52,880 This one there. 5682 06:46:52,880 --> 06:47:08,720 It's like the advent calendar. 5683 06:47:08,720 --> 06:47:09,720 There. 5684 06:47:09,720 --> 06:47:10,720 There. 5685 06:47:10,720 --> 06:47:11,720 There. 5686 06:47:11,720 --> 06:47:12,720 There. 5687 06:47:12,720 --> 06:47:13,720 There. 5688 06:47:13,720 --> 06:47:14,720 There. 5689 06:47:14,720 --> 06:47:15,720 There. 5690 06:47:15,720 --> 06:47:44,720 *music* 5691 06:47:44,720 --> 06:47:45,720 *music* 5692 06:47:45,720 --> 06:47:46,720 *music* 5693 06:47:46,720 --> 06:47:48,720 *music* 5694 06:47:48,720 --> 06:48:03,720 In the random access file this week, the merger of video and computers moved a giant step closer this week as Chips and Technologies began selling its new low-cost video chip that will allow computer users to view real-time video on a PC screen. 5695 06:48:03,720 --> 06:48:09,720 The $40 chip is already being used in a new PC video board being sold by New Media Graphics Corporation. 5696 06:48:09,720 --> 06:48:17,720 The video card will sell for just $695. That's about one-third the cost of the competing products which have been on the market until now. 5697 06:48:17,720 --> 06:48:27,720 The video chip does memory timing, colour keying and frame buffering. The new video board will support NTSC, PAL and SVHS formats. Intel says it will ship... 5698 06:48:27,720 --> 06:48:35,720 I never thought to ask you is there an echo on the audio of the Computer Chronicles episode then. 5699 06:48:35,720 --> 06:48:41,720 *music* 5700 06:48:41,720 --> 06:48:42,720 *music* 5701 06:48:42,720 --> 06:48:43,720 *music* 5702 06:48:43,720 --> 06:48:44,720 *music* 5703 06:48:44,720 --> 06:48:45,720 *music* 5704 06:48:45,720 --> 06:48:46,720 *music* 5705 06:48:46,720 --> 06:48:47,720 *music* 5706 06:48:47,720 --> 06:48:48,720 *music* 5707 06:48:48,720 --> 06:48:49,720 *music* 5708 06:48:49,720 --> 06:48:50,720 *music* 5709 06:48:50,720 --> 06:48:59,680 RDI of San Diego, California has unveiled a new multi-platform laptop that is spark compatible and can also run PC DOS and Macintosh software 5710 06:49:00,160 --> 06:49:05,920 The new laptop is called the bright light and RDI says its Mac mode runs almost as fast as a Mac 2x 5711 06:49:06,480 --> 06:49:13,360 The bright light has sound capability and ethernet support. It's battery operated and comes standard with eight megabytes of RAM 5712 06:49:13,920 --> 06:49:18,720 The price will be high leave it as it is so ten thousand dollars limited shipment begins next month 5713 06:49:19,520 --> 06:49:27,840 Atari has unveiled a new low-cost graphics workstation called the TT30. It's a 32-bit computer built around Motorola's advanced 5714 06:49:28,400 --> 06:49:36,160 68030 chip the Atari TT30 comes with color and monochrome graphic modes. It will sell for under three thousand dollars 5715 06:49:37,600 --> 06:49:45,360 Taking a look at this week's top software titles for the Macintosh Mac Connection reports that After Dark from Berkeley systems is still in the number one slot 5716 06:49:45,360 --> 06:49:49,680 Lovely echo. Disk doubler moved up to second followed by Sam and Adobe type manager 5717 06:49:50,240 --> 06:49:53,360 In fifth place this week is Mac utilities from Peter Norton 5718 06:49:53,840 --> 06:50:01,600 Completing the top ten list are quicken for the Mac file maker pro Microsoft word suitcase 2 and pyro both from fifth generation 5719 06:50:02,720 --> 06:50:07,440 Apple computer says it can't keep up with the demand for its new low-cost Macintosh classic 5720 06:50:07,680 --> 06:50:11,920 The new Mac classic sells for under a thousand dollars and is faster than a Mac se 5721 06:50:12,400 --> 06:50:20,400 Apple will reportedly boost production of the classic at its manufacturing plant in Singapore and will bring online new production capacity from its factory in Ireland 5722 06:50:20,960 --> 06:50:26,720 Autodesk has announced a new interactive graphic system that will run on 386 and 486 computers 5723 06:50:27,040 --> 06:50:32,400 It's called 3d studio and it has all the tools needed to do three-dimensional authoring and animation 5724 06:50:32,720 --> 06:50:39,280 You do need at least three megabytes of ram and a math coprocessor 3d studio will sell for under three thousand dollars 5725 06:50:39,600 --> 06:50:44,320 Most competing products are priced at over ten thousand dollars and require a unix workstation 5726 06:50:45,040 --> 06:50:54,160 Bored with the icon on windows 3.0 already? Well, you can now customize the graphic images in windows program manager screen by using icon draw from winsoft 5727 06:50:54,640 --> 06:51:02,480 The program lets you choose any image from its built-in library or you can draw color and create your own icons icon draw runs on any 5728 06:51:02,480 --> 06:51:06,000 IBM compatible computer and retails for about fifty dollars 5729 06:51:06,640 --> 06:51:11,840 It's hard to find a college in this country where you can still major in os2 or windows 3.0 5730 06:51:12,160 --> 06:51:17,440 But if you're willing to take a trip you can sign up for an 18-month course on how to program on those platforms 5731 06:51:17,840 --> 06:51:24,320 The course costs only 650 dollars per semester the catch is it's being offered at the commercial college in Reykjavik 5732 06:51:24,320 --> 06:51:32,160 Iceland the school says 50 students started the program only about 25 are going to graduate that's it for this week's computer chronicles i'm kate 5733 06:51:32,160 --> 06:51:42,400 mcgargy the computer chronicles is made possible in part by the software publishers association which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software the sba provides 5734 06:51:42,400 --> 06:51:49,680 Information on how to stay software legal funding is also provided by pc connection and mac connection and by byte magazine and fix 5735 06:51:51,840 --> 06:52:01,680 For a transcript of this week's computer chronicles sent four dollars to ptv publications post office box 701 kent ohio 44240 5736 06:52:02,080 --> 06:52:04,080 Please indicate program date 5737 06:52:04,080 --> 06:52:34,060 *music* 5738 06:52:34,060 --> 06:52:54,060 *music* 5739 06:52:54,060 --> 06:52:59,060 Let's see computer books, software, joystick, what should I get them? 5740 06:52:59,060 --> 06:53:14,060 If you're trying to figure out what to get the hacker on your Christmas shopping list, Gary, Wendy Woods, Paul Schindler, George Morrow and I will be here in just a minute to give you our picks for Christmas presents from the computer store on this special Christmas edition of the Computer Chronicles. 5741 06:53:14,060 --> 06:53:34,060 *music* 5742 06:53:34,060 --> 06:53:36,060 *music* 5743 06:53:36,060 --> 06:53:41,060 *music* 5744 06:53:41,060 --> 06:54:05,060 *music* 5745 06:54:05,060 --> 06:54:12,060 *music* 5746 06:54:12,060 --> 06:54:14,060 *music* 5747 06:54:14,060 --> 06:54:18,060 *music* 5748 06:54:18,060 --> 06:54:20,060 *music* 5749 06:54:20,060 --> 06:54:20,060 *music* 5750 06:54:20,060 --> 06:54:21,060 *music* 5751 06:54:21,060 --> 06:54:22,060 *music* 5752 06:54:22,060 --> 06:54:24,060 *music* 5753 06:54:24,060 --> 06:54:28,600 card on a floppy disk. It's $9.95. It's called the Jingle Disk from Thoughtware, and it just 5754 06:54:28,600 --> 06:54:32,200 plays a whole series of animated Christmas cards and Christmas jingles, as you can tell. 5755 06:54:32,680 --> 06:54:36,740 The only thing I don't know how to do is to stop this thing. Let me use a little hardware adjustment 5756 06:54:36,740 --> 06:54:40,720 here in my bitbanger, and I'll work on it a little bit. My frustration's up. 5757 06:54:41,240 --> 06:54:45,520 Is this hardware or software? It's a hardware adjustment. Gary, we're going to be talking about 5758 06:54:45,520 --> 06:54:49,920 computer Christmas presents on this show. Do you have any things you're buying? Well, this is sort of a 5759 06:54:49,920 --> 06:54:53,900 tinker toy for techies at the show, and what I went out and did as an excuse is when I bought myself 5760 06:54:53,900 --> 06:54:57,620 the present. Okay, well, you're going to show it to us in just a little bit. We're going to have the whole 5761 06:54:57,620 --> 06:55:01,720 Computer Chronicles family here to go through a list of computer Christmas presents for the hacker 5762 06:55:01,720 --> 06:55:05,960 on your list. We're going to start out by going out and seeing how the computer shopping season is going 5763 06:55:05,960 --> 06:55:14,540 out at the computer stores. Entertaining for some and a nightmare for others, the year's biggest 5764 06:55:14,540 --> 06:55:21,580 retail event is Christmas. Normally, placid shoppers rush into crowded stores, and every kind of consumer 5765 06:55:21,580 --> 06:55:29,400 product gets a boost in sales, including computers. I think the computers are moving very well this year. The drop in prices in the 5766 06:55:29,400 --> 06:55:39,300 expensive top of the line machines has picked up sales in that area and taken away a little from the less expensive machines. While the range of affordable machines has expanded, different features appeal to different kinds of customers. A youngster is more likely to want color graphics than a spreadsheet, so Christmas sales of low-end computers are brisk. 5767 06:55:39,300 --> 06:55:45,380 machines has expanded, different features appeal to different kinds of customers. A youngster is 5768 06:55:45,380 --> 06:55:51,460 more likely to want color graphics than a spreadsheet, so Christmas sales of low-end computers are brisk. 5769 06:55:52,020 --> 06:55:58,020 But as the gap narrows between home and office machines, all shoppers are getting smarter. People 5770 06:55:59,540 --> 06:56:05,700 have gotten more knowledgeable, which is helpful. They do seem to know what they want. They have 5771 06:56:05,700 --> 06:56:12,740 people, friends who own computers, have computers, use computers, so they're able to get better counsel 5772 06:56:12,740 --> 06:56:17,940 from their friends. Computer sales have been disappointing this year, and many stores have 5773 06:56:17,940 --> 06:56:24,020 closed their doors for good. But retailers are optimistic that computers will continue to excite 5774 06:56:24,020 --> 06:56:30,740 the public. Well, we're expecting this to be the best part of the year. History will tell whether it 5775 06:56:30,740 --> 06:56:47,780 was a great year or what. We're not deterred by the last year as far as things being in the slump. It should be good. 5776 06:56:51,780 --> 06:56:56,180 Well, joining us now in the studio are a couple of characters I'm sure you're familiar with. If you 5777 06:56:56,180 --> 06:57:00,020 watch the show here, Santa Claus over here, Gary Kildall, whom you all know of course already. Paul 5778 06:57:00,020 --> 06:57:04,180 Schindler is joining us. Paul, our regular software reviewer, and in his other life, the senior West 5779 06:57:04,180 --> 06:57:09,700 Coast editor of Information Week magazine. And over here, this character, George Morrow, our sometime host 5780 06:57:09,700 --> 06:57:15,940 and regular commentator, and also coincidentally, the founder and chairman of Morrow Design, makers of the Pivot 5781 06:57:15,940 --> 06:57:21,060 computer. Right. Well, we'll talk about hardware in the next section. Don't tell us to buy the Pivot for 5782 06:57:21,060 --> 06:57:25,540 Christmas. But yeah. Now, Gary, we're going to talk about software. Okay, well, let me give the first 5783 06:57:25,540 --> 06:57:30,020 software a gift. Paul has been admiring my hand, so before he rips it off my head, I'm going to turn it 5784 06:57:30,020 --> 06:57:35,140 over to him as a piece of software. It's more appropriate to my interest than yours, Gary. Okay, 5785 06:57:35,140 --> 06:57:40,340 we know the clown in the crowd. Yes, right. The Willard Scott of the Computer Chronicles. Okay, Gary, 5786 06:57:40,340 --> 06:57:44,820 I want to do one thing before we get on to what the other guys have here. We showed Christmas software 5787 06:57:44,820 --> 06:57:48,180 at the beginning of this Christmas card on a floppy disk. I want to show you this holiday software. It's 5788 06:57:48,180 --> 06:57:53,700 interdenominational. This is a program called All About Hanukkah by Davka of Chicago, and it has a 5789 06:57:53,700 --> 06:57:57,620 bunch of different programs in here to help kids celebrate the Hanukkah season. And one thing you can 5790 06:57:57,620 --> 06:58:01,700 see is it actually lights the menorah for you, telling how many nights you want to light, and it lights up the 5791 06:58:01,700 --> 06:58:06,820 menorah for you. So you've got Hanukkah software, Christmas software. Kids is a big part of Christmas, 5792 06:58:06,820 --> 06:58:10,740 obviously. What have you got? The way that I've looked at this, there's many opportunities to 5793 06:58:10,740 --> 06:58:15,780 spend a lot of money in the computer industry. Expensive software that goes $100 on that, add-on 5794 06:58:15,780 --> 06:58:19,940 boards, things of that sort. If you're trying to get an inexpensive gift, one possibility is to go into 5795 06:58:19,940 --> 06:58:23,780 the bookstore and try and find something that's appropriate for a child or an adult, whatever. 5796 06:58:23,780 --> 06:58:28,660 The trouble is, you go into a store and you're going to find anything from ABCs on it to textbooks for 5797 06:58:28,660 --> 06:58:34,180 artificial intelligence. Now, I took two cases. We have three kids at home that all like computers one way or 5798 06:58:34,180 --> 06:58:38,500 another. Forrest is nine years old. You didn't want to spend a big box in there. Yeah, right. That's what he 5799 06:58:38,500 --> 06:58:44,740 was. And Forrest likes to play games on his Commodore 64, but he also liked to learn basic. And so one book 5800 06:58:44,740 --> 06:58:51,460 that picked up for him was his kids in the Commodore 64. And of course, this is not oriented toward playing 5801 06:58:51,460 --> 06:58:57,140 games, but oriented toward learning basic. Now, the important thing here is it's got a lot of cartoons and 5802 06:58:57,140 --> 06:59:02,900 it keeps the interest of the child and it's only $13. So that's a good start. Now, Christie is, on the other 5803 06:59:02,900 --> 06:59:07,220 hand, likes to play around with the Mac and draw pictures and this sort of thing. This is her daughter. And she 5804 06:59:07,220 --> 06:59:13,140 doesn't like to learn to program or anything else, but she likes to draw. And so this book here, "Becoming a Mac 5805 06:59:13,140 --> 06:59:18,660 Artist," is an example of one that's very much oriented toward her needs of learning how to create repeating 5806 06:59:18,660 --> 06:59:23,140 forms, for example, repeating boarded samples, and shows her how to use this thing in a way that, oh, say, an illustrator would learn to use it. 5807 06:59:23,140 --> 06:59:52,900 illustrator would learn to use it. You're going to keep the surprise in Christmas, keep him from watching the show before Christmas Day, right? Okay, Gary, I'm very proud of you. You didn't tell us to buy concurrent CPM or Jam. Those are too obvious. Okay, George, let's get back to you. We're talking software now. Now, what to you would be the ideal software for somebody at Christmas time? Well, you know, my orientation is an awful lot to the business marketplace and with the stock market doing the things they are now, it seems signal software is really 5808 06:59:52,900 --> 07:00:22,660 innovative product that is going to not only help you with your investments, but protect you on the downside. You know, part of that software will alert you when your stocks start to drop so that you can sell before. Okay, tell the Stripe signal. That's very new. Well, a signal allows you to track your investments and to put performance criteria into what you want out of your investment. But it's different from other software. It's real time, right? You've got a radio. It is real time. There's an FM receiver. 5809 07:00:22,660 --> 07:00:44,420 Oh, okay. Yeah. And you are tracking the market just as it goes on. It's a very innovative product. It's kind of a Lotus add-on, right? I mean, you can sit there and be running Lotus and at the same time you're receiving over the airway. That's true. That's true. That's right. Stuart, the thing that strikes me about Signal is that I have friends who are serious professional investors. It's hard to talk about serious and professional. 5810 07:00:44,420 --> 07:00:53,420 that as recently as three years ago, were offered that capability at a cost of, if memory serves me, $8,000 software. 5811 07:00:53,420 --> 07:00:59,420 And you had to have a separate telephone line to receive the quotes from the market. And Signal is a few hundred dollars. 5812 07:00:59,420 --> 07:01:01,420 That's right. No, it's quite a product. 5813 07:01:01,420 --> 07:01:04,420 It's part of this whole movement. Everything gets cheaper and faster. 5814 07:01:04,420 --> 07:01:08,420 Now, there is a product that I wish was around this Christmas. 5815 07:01:08,420 --> 07:01:13,420 I'd like to have a product where I could give a gift membership to a users group. 5816 07:01:13,420 --> 07:01:16,420 But I haven't been able to find that. I think that would be a really good product. 5817 07:01:16,420 --> 07:01:18,420 Okay, well that's not available right now. 5818 07:01:18,420 --> 07:01:22,420 Okay, Paul, you're the software genius here and you've got some packages there. 5819 07:01:22,420 --> 07:01:24,420 What are your software picks for Christmas? 5820 07:01:24,420 --> 07:01:27,420 Well, I brought a few. You asked me to pick my favorite packages. 5821 07:01:27,420 --> 07:01:32,420 And so I looked through the last couple of seasons of reviews and I picked the packages that I really like myself. 5822 07:01:32,420 --> 07:01:35,420 The ones that are daily of the most good to me. 5823 07:01:35,420 --> 07:01:37,420 Yeah, exactly. Exactly. 5824 07:01:37,420 --> 07:01:45,420 One of the things, just in passing, George, you can give Christmas memberships for sure that I know of to the source. 5825 07:01:45,420 --> 07:01:46,420 And they'll send a little certificate. 5826 07:01:46,420 --> 07:01:50,420 And I, in fact, because I gave one two years ago as a Christmas gift to a friend of mine. 5827 07:01:50,420 --> 07:01:53,420 It's, I don't know what the current pricing is, about a hundred dollars to join. 5828 07:01:53,420 --> 07:01:55,420 And probably CompuServe allows the same thing. 5829 07:01:55,420 --> 07:02:00,420 And for people who aren't yet into bulletin boards and communicating, that's a terrific Christmas gift. 5830 07:02:00,420 --> 07:02:01,420 That's a good place to start. 5831 07:02:01,420 --> 07:02:07,420 Well, the reason for my comment about the user group, it is the best source of support for any computer use. 5832 07:02:07,420 --> 07:02:11,420 So in other words, it's going to be like when you get that Christmas toy on Christmas morning, you're not going to know what to do with it. 5833 07:02:11,420 --> 07:02:12,420 That's right. 5834 07:02:12,420 --> 07:02:13,420 You're going to have to do it. 5835 07:02:13,420 --> 07:02:14,420 That's exactly right. 5836 07:02:14,420 --> 07:02:19,420 Well, I am not a lot to show, but that I, my, my word processor. 5837 07:02:19,420 --> 07:02:23,420 Now, everybody with an IBM PC says that their word processor is the best one. 5838 07:02:23,420 --> 07:02:25,420 I think it was around, but they're all wrong and I'm wrong. 5839 07:02:25,420 --> 07:02:28,420 Probably around 7:30 or something. 5840 07:02:28,420 --> 07:02:31,420 It's from a company called ZyQuest in Bedford, Massachusetts. 5841 07:02:31,420 --> 07:02:32,420 Now it cost $300. 5842 07:02:32,420 --> 07:02:33,420 No. 5843 07:02:33,420 --> 07:02:34,420 It's called ZyWrite. 5844 07:02:34,420 --> 07:02:36,420 And it is, I'm sorry, it is the best. 5845 07:02:36,420 --> 07:02:37,420 Yeah. 5846 07:02:37,420 --> 07:02:39,420 Like, fuck. 5847 07:02:39,420 --> 07:02:41,420 But I bought them because they're my favorites. 5848 07:02:41,420 --> 07:02:42,420 I use it every day. 5849 07:02:42,420 --> 07:02:44,420 Is it the best for everybody? 5850 07:02:44,420 --> 07:02:45,420 Maybe not. 5851 07:02:45,420 --> 07:02:51,420 But for a professional like me, it's the fastest, world's worst documentation, but it's fast. 5852 07:02:51,420 --> 07:02:54,420 Thank you very much, sack, leg, sweat, connection. 5853 07:02:54,420 --> 07:02:59,420 And so I brought along one kid thing and one piece of software for people who are kids at heart. 5854 07:02:59,420 --> 07:03:03,420 The kid software that I brought along is a reader rabbit. 5855 07:03:03,420 --> 07:03:08,420 Now this is $50 and it's made by the learning company in Menlo Park. 5856 07:03:08,420 --> 07:03:09,420 We have this up on the app. 5857 07:03:09,420 --> 07:03:10,420 We have it up on the app. 5858 07:03:10,420 --> 07:03:12,420 Let's go ahead and sort of run through how this works and I'll hit the button. 5859 07:03:12,420 --> 07:03:13,420 You tell me what to do. 5860 07:03:13,420 --> 07:03:14,420 I'm one behind Gary here. 5861 07:03:14,420 --> 07:03:16,420 I have a four year old and a one year old. 5862 07:03:16,420 --> 07:03:20,420 The one year old isn't on the computer yet, but the four year old takes lessons on an apple 5863 07:03:20,420 --> 07:03:21,420 twice a week. 5864 07:03:21,420 --> 07:03:23,420 And this is one of her favorites. 5865 07:03:23,420 --> 07:03:27,420 Now you'll see here, it's going to give us a pattern to match to. 5866 07:03:27,420 --> 07:03:32,420 Now George asked us before, he asked me before we started, how long would a kid be interested in this? 5867 07:03:32,420 --> 07:03:36,420 And I know it seems amazing, but my daughter's been using this thing for months. 5868 07:03:36,420 --> 07:03:37,420 Go ahead and push the space bar. 5869 07:03:37,420 --> 07:03:38,420 Okay. 5870 07:03:38,420 --> 07:03:40,420 And you'll see it'll give us a pattern. 5871 07:03:40,420 --> 07:03:42,420 We're looking for words to start with, hit the space bar quick. 5872 07:03:42,420 --> 07:03:43,420 Okay. 5873 07:03:43,420 --> 07:03:44,420 Otherwise we won't get. 5874 07:03:44,420 --> 07:03:45,420 We're looking for words to start with G. 5875 07:03:45,420 --> 07:03:46,420 That's right. 5876 07:03:46,420 --> 07:03:47,420 You've got to be fast with this one. 5877 07:03:47,420 --> 07:03:48,420 This is a test now. 5878 07:03:48,420 --> 07:03:49,420 I do what I do want. 5879 07:03:49,420 --> 07:03:51,420 Let this go and it drops into the garbage can. 5880 07:03:51,420 --> 07:03:58,420 And I know it seems boring and I know it seems pointless, but teachers tell me it helps teach you to read. 5881 07:03:58,420 --> 07:03:59,420 And my daughter tells me. 5882 07:03:59,420 --> 07:04:00,420 That's a take. 5883 07:04:00,420 --> 07:04:01,420 What happens? 5884 07:04:01,420 --> 07:04:02,420 Reader rabbit dances. 5885 07:04:02,420 --> 07:04:07,420 And it's a reward and it doesn't seem like much of a reward to us, but what can I tell you? 5886 07:04:07,420 --> 07:04:08,420 Kids are different. 5887 07:04:08,420 --> 07:04:09,420 Kids really enjoy it. 5888 07:04:09,420 --> 07:04:10,420 Kids enjoy it. 5889 07:04:10,420 --> 07:04:14,420 I've got Ultimate Trivia, which is a game for grownups. 5890 07:04:14,420 --> 07:04:20,420 And I just found out today that nobody on the staff here of the Chronicles believed me in my review when I said I play it every morning. 5891 07:04:20,420 --> 07:04:21,420 I do play it every morning. 5892 07:04:21,420 --> 07:04:23,420 And in fact, I have to turn the sound off. 5893 07:04:23,420 --> 07:04:24,420 That really does fit. 5894 07:04:24,420 --> 07:04:29,420 I have to turn the sound off to keep my wife from asking me, "Well, why aren't you working, Paul?" 5895 07:04:29,420 --> 07:04:30,420 I work at home. 5896 07:04:30,420 --> 07:04:34,420 $50, Ultimate Trivia from Mentor Learning Systems in California somewhere. 5897 07:04:34,420 --> 07:04:36,420 How does it help your day? 5898 07:04:36,420 --> 07:04:38,420 It gets me, I like to play trivia. 5899 07:04:38,420 --> 07:04:39,420 It gets me started. 5900 07:04:39,420 --> 07:04:40,420 It gets the juices going in the morning. 5901 07:04:40,420 --> 07:04:42,420 Something like a cup of coffee for the mirror. 5902 07:04:42,420 --> 07:04:43,420 Yeah, a cup of coffee for the... 5903 07:04:43,420 --> 07:04:45,420 Santa Clara, California is my mental learning system. 5904 07:04:45,420 --> 07:04:46,420 Okay, real quick. 5905 07:04:46,420 --> 07:04:47,420 We only have a couple minutes. 5906 07:04:47,420 --> 07:04:48,420 Back up. 5907 07:04:48,420 --> 07:04:50,420 The best $150 you'll ever spend if you've got a lot of money. 5908 07:04:50,420 --> 07:04:51,420 How good. 5909 07:04:51,420 --> 07:04:52,420 Schindler looks in great shape. 5910 07:04:52,420 --> 07:04:55,420 The first time your hard disk crashes, you're gonna wish you had already owned this package. 5911 07:04:55,420 --> 07:04:58,420 And finally, Higgins, dullest packaging on the market. 5912 07:04:58,420 --> 07:04:59,420 Higgins! 5913 07:04:59,420 --> 07:05:00,420 Fucking Higgins! 5914 07:05:00,420 --> 07:05:01,420 $400. 5915 07:05:01,420 --> 07:05:04,420 Most expensive package I'm gonna recommend, but I'm telling you, if you need to get organized, 5916 07:05:04,420 --> 07:05:05,420 it's aces. 5917 07:05:05,420 --> 07:05:07,420 It's absolutely top-notch. 5918 07:05:07,420 --> 07:05:08,420 Kinetic Systems, Portland, Oregon. 5919 07:05:08,420 --> 07:05:09,420 And I highly recommend it. 5920 07:05:09,420 --> 07:05:10,420 Now, Stuart, you have something also. 5921 07:05:10,420 --> 07:05:11,420 I sure do. 5922 07:05:11,420 --> 07:05:13,420 This goes back to kids, I think. 5923 07:05:13,420 --> 07:05:15,420 And this is one of the cleverest uses of a computer I've ever seen. 5924 07:05:15,420 --> 07:05:18,420 If you have an Apple II at home and if you have a kid, this is great. 5925 07:05:18,420 --> 07:05:21,420 It turns your computer into a kind of a science chemistry lab. 5926 07:05:21,420 --> 07:05:24,420 What you do is go into the joystick port with this little thing. 5927 07:05:24,420 --> 07:05:28,420 You've got a thermistor, it measures temperature over here, a photoelectric cell that measures light. 5928 07:05:28,420 --> 07:05:31,420 And you've got all kinds of different electronic meters now. 5929 07:05:31,420 --> 07:05:32,420 For instance, I can pick thermometer. 5930 07:05:32,420 --> 07:05:34,420 Go into the thermometer mode. 5931 07:05:34,420 --> 07:05:36,420 And we'll tell it to start measuring temperature. 5932 07:05:36,420 --> 07:05:40,420 And here it is, and it's telling it's 90 degrees in the studio right now, guys. 5933 07:05:40,420 --> 07:05:41,420 That's really clever. 5934 07:05:41,420 --> 07:05:43,420 Okay, now I can get out of that. 5935 07:05:43,420 --> 07:05:46,420 And let's see if I escape and get back to this main menu. 5936 07:05:46,420 --> 07:05:48,420 We'll get to our light meter here. 5937 07:05:48,420 --> 07:05:50,420 And I can show you. 5938 07:05:50,420 --> 07:05:54,420 We'll find out how many foot candles are going in the studio right now, if I tell at the start. 5939 07:05:54,420 --> 07:05:56,420 And there we go, 3.1 foot candles. 5940 07:05:56,420 --> 07:05:58,420 There's our little light meter going over there. 5941 07:05:58,420 --> 07:06:02,420 It also has a timer in here so you can do experiments and actually time them. 5942 07:06:02,420 --> 07:06:08,420 Let's see, I've got to go back here to go down to our timer and call up the timer. 5943 07:06:08,420 --> 07:06:10,420 And you'll see this is pretty neat too. 5944 07:06:10,420 --> 07:06:11,420 You get a timer over here. 5945 07:06:11,420 --> 07:06:12,420 You can start it. 5946 07:06:12,420 --> 07:06:13,420 You have a digital readout. 5947 07:06:13,420 --> 07:06:14,420 Your little timer keeps on going. 5948 07:06:14,420 --> 07:06:15,420 So you can time your experiments. 5949 07:06:15,420 --> 07:06:16,420 We can get out of that. 5950 07:06:16,420 --> 07:06:21,420 And finally, there's another terrific feature in here, which is this thing called strip chart. 5951 07:06:21,420 --> 07:06:27,420 And if I go into strip chart, I can actually draw a graph of the results of what it is I'm measuring. 5952 07:06:27,420 --> 07:06:28,420 So here we go. 5953 07:06:28,420 --> 07:06:30,420 And we can see this is just a little typical thing. 5954 07:06:30,420 --> 07:06:32,420 And if I hit go, there's it going along there. 5955 07:06:32,420 --> 07:06:34,420 And I'm not doing anything right now. 5956 07:06:34,420 --> 07:06:36,420 So whatever it is I'm measuring isn't changing. 5957 07:06:36,420 --> 07:06:38,420 Anyhow, I think this is a terrific way to turn a computer. 5958 07:06:38,420 --> 07:06:39,420 Like the chemistry kit. 5959 07:06:39,420 --> 07:06:40,420 Right, exactly. 5960 07:06:40,420 --> 07:06:41,420 And we got it. 5961 07:06:41,420 --> 07:06:42,420 It can't stain and it can't blow off. 5962 07:06:42,420 --> 07:06:43,420 Well, it may blow off. 5963 07:06:43,420 --> 07:06:45,420 Anyhow, it's called science tool kit and it's from Broderbund. 5964 07:06:45,420 --> 07:06:47,420 Okay, we've been talking about software. 5965 07:06:47,420 --> 07:06:49,420 We're going to have Wendy Woods join us in just a moment. 5966 07:06:49,420 --> 07:06:53,420 And we'll take a look at some of the neat hardware presents for Christmas on your shopping list. 5967 07:06:53,420 --> 07:06:54,420 So stay with us. 5968 07:06:54,420 --> 07:07:12,420 Joining us now is Wendy Woods, who most of you know is our reporter on the Computer Chronicles. 5969 07:07:12,420 --> 07:07:16,420 And Wendy is also the editor in chief of News Bytes on The Source. 5970 07:07:16,420 --> 07:07:19,420 And back with us is George Morrow and Gary. 5971 07:07:19,420 --> 07:07:22,420 That used to be Paul Schindler just a minute ago. 5972 07:07:22,420 --> 07:07:23,420 Now what kind of toy is this? 5973 07:07:23,420 --> 07:07:25,420 You've got them all mic'd up and ready to go here. 5974 07:07:25,420 --> 07:07:28,420 Wendy, you brought A.G. Bear in here. 5975 07:07:28,420 --> 07:07:29,420 What's he all about? 5976 07:07:29,420 --> 07:07:32,420 Well, A.G. Bear is one of my favorite toys this year. 5977 07:07:32,420 --> 07:07:36,420 And if you like computers, this is the toy for your kids or for yourself. 5978 07:07:36,420 --> 07:07:39,420 This is one of those toys that's come out of Axlon. 5979 07:07:39,420 --> 07:07:43,420 And they're putting microprocessors in little bears and cats. 5980 07:07:43,420 --> 07:07:44,420 A.G. Bear and-- 5981 07:07:44,420 --> 07:07:45,420 Is that Nolan Bushnell's-- 5982 07:07:45,420 --> 07:07:47,420 Nolan Bushnell's firm, right, in Sunnyvale. 5983 07:07:47,420 --> 07:07:51,420 This little bear will talk back to you. 5984 07:07:51,420 --> 07:07:52,420 First, you have to wake him up. 5985 07:07:52,420 --> 07:07:54,420 You have to wake him up. 5986 07:07:54,420 --> 07:07:55,420 You have to wake him up. 5987 07:07:55,420 --> 07:07:56,420 Hello, A.G. 5988 07:07:56,420 --> 07:07:58,420 How are you today? 5989 07:07:58,420 --> 07:08:01,420 Is that right? 5990 07:08:01,420 --> 07:08:02,420 Say hello-- 5991 07:08:02,420 --> 07:08:03,420 Make a good guest. 5992 07:08:03,420 --> 07:08:05,420 Say hello to Gary. 5993 07:08:05,420 --> 07:08:07,420 Hi, A.G. How are you doing? 5994 07:08:07,420 --> 07:08:09,420 That's basically all he does. 5995 07:08:09,420 --> 07:08:12,420 He'll respond to you depending on the pitch of your voice. 5996 07:08:12,420 --> 07:08:14,420 Now I understand he also goes to sleep after a while now. 5997 07:08:14,420 --> 07:08:15,420 Yes. 5998 07:08:15,420 --> 07:08:19,420 If you don't talk to him for about 20, 30 seconds, he'll just nod off. 5999 07:08:19,420 --> 07:08:22,420 And you have to pick him up again and shake him to wake him up. 6000 07:08:22,420 --> 07:08:25,420 This is going to be great for kids going to bed, isn't it? 6001 07:08:25,420 --> 07:08:26,420 Definitely. 6002 07:08:26,420 --> 07:08:29,420 One of the advantages is the bear listens, too. 6003 07:08:29,420 --> 07:08:30,420 Yeah. 6004 07:08:30,420 --> 07:08:32,420 It usually will listen to you talk and then respond. 6005 07:08:32,420 --> 07:08:36,420 And I understand that children have a good time just carrying on conversations with it. 6006 07:08:36,420 --> 07:08:38,420 And it does talk back. 6007 07:08:38,420 --> 07:08:41,420 What kind of battery-- sorry to ruin the illusion-- 6008 07:08:41,420 --> 07:08:44,420 What kind of battery this is really not going to shut the rest? 6009 07:08:44,420 --> 07:08:46,420 No, he has a battery, too. 6010 07:08:46,420 --> 07:08:48,420 I'm going to open him up here. 6011 07:08:48,420 --> 07:08:51,420 It takes regular C batteries and it's got-- 6012 07:08:51,420 --> 07:08:53,420 It should probably last pretty long, I guess. 6013 07:08:53,420 --> 07:08:55,420 Do a little dissection. 6014 07:08:55,420 --> 07:08:58,420 Oh, this is really terrible. 6015 07:08:58,420 --> 07:09:00,420 This is basically what's in him. 6016 07:09:00,420 --> 07:09:04,420 It's a little speaker, a little microphone, and you put the battery in here. 6017 07:09:04,420 --> 07:09:06,420 And, uh-- 6018 07:09:06,420 --> 07:09:07,420 How much does that guy call him? 6019 07:09:07,420 --> 07:09:09,420 This costs about $30. 6020 07:09:09,420 --> 07:09:13,420 And it's sold throughout the country, I understand, in every city. 6021 07:09:13,420 --> 07:09:15,420 Department stores and toy stores. 6022 07:09:15,420 --> 07:09:16,420 A.G. Bear. 6023 07:09:16,420 --> 07:09:18,420 Do you know how long the batteries last, Wendy? 6024 07:09:18,420 --> 07:09:20,420 Apparently, they do last a long time. 6025 07:09:20,420 --> 07:09:21,420 That's cute. 6026 07:09:21,420 --> 07:09:22,420 That is pretty neat. 6027 07:09:22,420 --> 07:09:26,420 I know you have some other little animals there, but we'll get back to those in just a second, Wendy. 6028 07:09:26,420 --> 07:09:28,420 George, we're talking hardware this segment. 6029 07:09:28,420 --> 07:09:30,420 What's the neatest hardware Christmas present out there? 6030 07:09:30,420 --> 07:09:32,420 Well, I like the PC compatibles. 6031 07:09:32,420 --> 07:09:36,420 And, uh, Epson is rolling out a new one this year. 6032 07:09:36,420 --> 07:09:38,420 This is the man who makes the pivot talking. 6033 07:09:38,420 --> 07:09:39,420 That's right. 6034 07:09:39,420 --> 07:09:40,420 Okay, go ahead. 6035 07:09:40,420 --> 07:09:41,420 Well, we're talking back to the buck here. 6036 07:09:41,420 --> 07:09:42,420 Okay, okay. 6037 07:09:42,420 --> 07:09:43,420 And I think the Epson-- 6038 07:09:43,420 --> 07:09:46,420 Epson tried once and sort of fell on their face. 6039 07:09:46,420 --> 07:09:53,420 But they've come back and they've now got a product at $995 that is supposed to be very, very IBM compatible. 6040 07:09:53,420 --> 07:09:56,420 And, uh, it's the second time out. 6041 07:09:56,420 --> 07:09:59,420 And generally, the Japanese get it done quite well the second time out. 6042 07:09:59,420 --> 07:10:01,420 So, uh, I know it's compatible. 6043 07:10:01,420 --> 07:10:04,420 The price has got to be right at $995. 6044 07:10:04,420 --> 07:10:05,420 What's included at $995? 6045 07:10:05,420 --> 07:10:06,420 I mean, drives, memory, and stuff? 6046 07:10:06,420 --> 07:10:09,420 You get one drive, you get 256k of memory, you get a-- 6047 07:10:09,420 --> 07:10:13,420 Uh, you don't get a monitor, but you do get the graphics card. 6048 07:10:13,420 --> 07:10:16,420 And, uh, so it's a fairly complete machine, not totally complete. 6049 07:10:16,420 --> 07:10:20,420 So, pretty good IBM PC compatible for $995 plus monitor. 6050 07:10:20,420 --> 07:10:21,420 That's right. 6051 07:10:21,420 --> 07:10:23,420 So, if you want to buy somebody a computer compatible, that's a good pick. 6052 07:10:23,420 --> 07:10:24,420 It's not a bad choice. 6053 07:10:24,420 --> 07:10:25,420 Not a bad choice. 6054 07:10:25,420 --> 07:10:30,420 Okay, he wants to buy an Epson computer, and you want to buy a printer which isn't an Epson. 6055 07:10:30,420 --> 07:10:31,420 What do you got? 6056 07:10:31,420 --> 07:10:34,420 I'll tell you, I thought about this problem of what would I want, what would I actually use. 6057 07:10:34,420 --> 07:10:38,420 And I went through-- I just went to Condex and looked at all the new things that were going on there. 6058 07:10:38,420 --> 07:10:39,420 I thought-- 6059 07:10:39,420 --> 07:10:40,420 Should you get into the shut-up? 6060 07:10:40,420 --> 07:10:44,420 I love you, but we're going to have to put you over in the corner. 6061 07:10:44,420 --> 07:10:49,420 I went through things like voice recognition and speech synthesis and scanners and things like that. 6062 07:10:49,420 --> 07:10:54,420 And I thought, those are all really neat gadgets, and I love gadgets, but I thought it would be practical and say, what would I really use? 6063 07:10:54,420 --> 07:11:01,420 And in fact, a couple weeks ago, I picked up a little printer for doing some debugging work that had a particular program that used a printer. 6064 07:11:01,420 --> 07:11:04,420 And I went down and found this little OKI data, 192. 6065 07:11:04,420 --> 07:11:11,420 And the reason I like this one-- and I'll say this is actually a group of printers in this category that are very lightweight. 6066 07:11:11,420 --> 07:11:13,420 You can put them in a briefcase. 6067 07:11:13,420 --> 07:11:17,420 You can carry them along with the Compaq, for example, with your transportable computer system. 6068 07:11:17,420 --> 07:11:21,420 And I hadn't purchased a printer for years, I think. 6069 07:11:21,420 --> 07:11:24,420 And last night, my purchase was probably an old Centronics 101 or something like that. 6070 07:11:24,420 --> 07:11:30,420 I found out this little machine did the same thing that those old bulky machines did that cost $2,000 a few years ago. 6071 07:11:30,420 --> 07:11:32,420 It does all-- in fact, it does everything. 6072 07:11:32,420 --> 07:11:35,420 It scrunches the paper up when it misfeeds and everything. 6073 07:11:35,420 --> 07:11:37,420 All the bad habits of the old printers. 6074 07:11:37,420 --> 07:11:44,420 But I'd say from my standpoint, from a program developer, if you have someone at home that likes to write programs and I have a little printer, it's a good choice. 6075 07:11:44,420 --> 07:11:45,420 How much does it cost, Gary? 6076 07:11:45,420 --> 07:11:47,420 I've seen them from $400 to $500. 6077 07:11:47,420 --> 07:11:48,420 And how much does it weigh? 6078 07:11:48,420 --> 07:11:53,420 I don't get the exact-- I don't know exactly what it is, but it's very lightweight. 6079 07:11:53,420 --> 07:11:58,420 And they come slightly larger, but it's a nice fit with a portable computer, something like that. 6080 07:11:58,420 --> 07:12:00,420 Now, it's a dot matrix printer? 6081 07:12:00,420 --> 07:12:02,420 Dot matrix printer, near letter quality. 6082 07:12:02,420 --> 07:12:03,420 Near letter quality. 6083 07:12:03,420 --> 07:12:05,420 And again, I don't want to endorse this exact computer-- 6084 07:12:05,420 --> 07:12:06,420 Sure. 6085 07:12:06,420 --> 07:12:10,420 --this exact printer, but the idea is that we have some really nice, small, portable printers like this right now that are on the market. 6086 07:12:10,420 --> 07:12:11,420 OK. 6087 07:12:11,420 --> 07:12:16,420 You know, there are a class of developing printers that are even smaller than that that run from batteries. 6088 07:12:16,420 --> 07:12:18,420 The printing quality isn't nearly as good. 6089 07:12:18,420 --> 07:12:19,420 Right. 6090 07:12:19,420 --> 07:12:23,420 And I think in this particular case, what I'm looking at is my personal computer that I use is a compact 286. 6091 07:12:23,420 --> 07:12:32,420 And that kind of computer system, a large memory system, a hard disk and things of that sort, it's really not the kind of thing you use on an airplane, but you're going to have an EC plug and you want this thing to run very, very fast. 6092 07:12:32,420 --> 07:12:34,420 160 characters per minute is another thing. 6093 07:12:34,420 --> 07:12:35,420 That is very fast. 6094 07:12:35,420 --> 07:12:36,420 OK. 6095 07:12:36,420 --> 07:12:40,420 Speaking of using on an airplane, or using in the bathtub for that matter, here's my pick, OK? 6096 07:12:40,420 --> 07:12:42,420 This is a tiny new little computer. 6097 07:12:42,420 --> 07:12:44,420 I guess you can't even call it a microcomputer. 6098 07:12:44,420 --> 07:12:46,420 This is just a delightful little machine. 6099 07:12:46,420 --> 07:12:51,420 It's called the Access and it just came out from a company called Mellar Technologies of New York. 6100 07:12:51,420 --> 07:12:53,420 And it's an incredible little machine. 6101 07:12:53,420 --> 07:12:55,420 It really operates a lot like, say, a Radio Shack Model 100. 6102 07:12:55,420 --> 07:12:57,420 It obviously doesn't have a real great touch typing keyboard. 6103 07:12:57,420 --> 07:12:58,420 It's a lot smaller, isn't it? 6104 07:12:58,420 --> 07:13:00,420 But it's a lot smaller, but it's interesting. 6105 07:13:00,420 --> 07:13:08,420 Even though it has a 40 column by eight row screen, which isn't too bad, you can actually create 80 column by 24 line documents and window across them. 6106 07:13:08,420 --> 07:13:10,420 So it'll wrap at whatever size you want. 6107 07:13:10,420 --> 07:13:14,420 It opens up in a nice function menu like a lot of those other portables do. 6108 07:13:14,420 --> 07:13:16,420 It has a built-in word processor, which isn't too bad. 6109 07:13:16,420 --> 07:13:19,420 So immediately I could go, say, to my text menu. 6110 07:13:19,420 --> 07:13:20,420 Excuse me. 6111 07:13:20,420 --> 07:13:24,420 The thing I like about this is it's pretty clever in its file searching capacity. 6112 07:13:24,420 --> 07:13:28,420 So besides the word processor, it handles files almost like a filer, like a database manager. 6113 07:13:28,420 --> 07:13:34,420 So if I want to go find a particular file in here, I can just find it normally and give it the file name. 6114 07:13:34,420 --> 07:13:36,420 But if I don't remember how often we look for a file, we forget what you called the file. 6115 07:13:36,420 --> 07:13:37,420 Okay. 6116 07:13:37,420 --> 07:13:39,420 It'll do a keyword search of all the files. 6117 07:13:39,420 --> 07:13:41,420 Say, give me the file that had Kildahl's name in it. 6118 07:13:41,420 --> 07:13:42,420 And it'll come up with it. 6119 07:13:42,420 --> 07:13:46,420 Or if I can't do that, I can call up files by the first six lines of each document. 6120 07:13:46,420 --> 07:13:48,420 And it'll just scan through those if I don't remember what it was called. 6121 07:13:48,420 --> 07:13:52,420 Sir, do you have a way of communicating then with another computer system? 6122 07:13:52,420 --> 07:13:53,420 Transfer the file back and forth? 6123 07:13:53,420 --> 07:13:54,420 Well, that's actually the beauty of this. 6124 07:13:54,420 --> 07:13:55,420 It's got a modem. 6125 07:13:55,420 --> 07:13:56,420 It comes in with it. 6126 07:13:56,420 --> 07:13:57,420 It's got a little port right over here. 6127 07:13:57,420 --> 07:13:59,420 And it comes with an acoustic coupler. 6128 07:13:59,420 --> 07:14:00,420 So the theory is you carry this around. 6129 07:14:00,420 --> 07:14:01,420 You're at the airport. 6130 07:14:01,420 --> 07:14:02,420 You can't get to a modular plug. 6131 07:14:02,420 --> 07:14:04,420 You just go to a payphone, put it on. 6132 07:14:04,420 --> 07:14:07,420 It's got the built-in communication software in here. 6133 07:14:07,420 --> 07:14:08,420 I guess I can go back here. 6134 07:14:08,420 --> 07:14:11,420 And one of the choices is Telecom menu. 6135 07:14:11,420 --> 07:14:12,420 And you can see I can get in there. 6136 07:14:12,420 --> 07:14:18,420 So I can go get Wendy's Newsbytes off the source or call up CompuServe or Dow Jones or my home banking or whatever. 6137 07:14:18,420 --> 07:14:21,420 I can easily download things in here. 6138 07:14:21,420 --> 07:14:23,420 I can upload to my computer back home. 6139 07:14:23,420 --> 07:14:24,420 I can go right out of this port. 6140 07:14:24,420 --> 07:14:26,420 It's a real computer. 6141 07:14:26,420 --> 07:14:28,420 It really is quite amazing. 6142 07:14:28,420 --> 07:14:33,420 We should, for the viewers, I guess we ought to mention that the screen is really excellent. 6143 07:14:33,420 --> 07:14:36,420 It has very good contrast and there's very low reflections. 6144 07:14:36,420 --> 07:14:38,420 It's quite amazing to get the 40 columns and the 8 pretty good. 6145 07:14:38,420 --> 07:14:41,420 Now, another thing I like about this is watch this deal. 6146 07:14:41,420 --> 07:14:45,420 It has 40K internal memory and 64K memory cartridges. 6147 07:14:45,420 --> 07:14:48,420 So you can carry a couple of these around in your pocket, have a lot of storage. 6148 07:14:48,420 --> 07:14:51,420 And they're coming out with application software on these cartridges. 6149 07:14:51,420 --> 07:14:54,420 You just shove it in there and there you go. 6150 07:14:54,420 --> 07:14:55,420 That can be either RAM or ROM. 6151 07:14:55,420 --> 07:14:56,420 That's right. 6152 07:14:56,420 --> 07:14:57,420 Exactly. 6153 07:14:57,420 --> 07:14:58,420 And it runs on a very little battery back here. 6154 07:14:58,420 --> 07:15:00,420 It runs for about 10 hours, not plugged in. 6155 07:15:00,420 --> 07:15:01,420 Is this programmable in any sense? 6156 07:15:01,420 --> 07:15:04,420 Could you go past the word processor and actually do any programming? 6157 07:15:04,420 --> 07:15:05,420 I understand. 6158 07:15:05,420 --> 07:15:06,420 Not yet. 6159 07:15:06,420 --> 07:15:09,420 But I understand you'll be able to buy a basic cartridge or another programming language cartridge. 6160 07:15:09,420 --> 07:15:10,420 Did you say the price of this? 6161 07:15:10,420 --> 07:15:13,420 It starts at $500 depending on the memory configuration zone. 6162 07:15:13,420 --> 07:15:16,420 We only have a minute left and I want to see what those cats are all about. 6163 07:15:16,420 --> 07:15:17,420 Okay. 6164 07:15:17,420 --> 07:15:18,420 So, you can see the price of this. 6165 07:15:18,420 --> 07:15:19,420 I want to see the price of this. 6166 07:15:19,420 --> 07:15:20,420 I want to see the price of this. 6167 07:15:20,420 --> 07:15:21,420 I want to see the price of this. 6168 07:15:21,420 --> 07:15:22,420 I want to see the price of this. 6169 07:15:22,420 --> 07:15:23,420 I want to see the price of this. 6170 07:15:23,420 --> 07:15:24,420 I want to see the price of this. 6171 07:15:24,420 --> 07:15:25,420 I want to see the price of this. 6172 07:15:25,420 --> 07:15:26,420 I want to see the price of this. 6173 07:15:26,420 --> 07:15:27,420 I want to see the price of this. 6174 07:15:27,420 --> 07:15:28,420 I want to see the price of this. 6175 07:15:28,420 --> 07:15:29,420 I want to see the price of this. 6176 07:15:29,420 --> 07:15:30,420 I want to see the price of this. 6177 07:15:30,420 --> 07:15:31,420 I want to see the price of this. 6178 07:15:31,420 --> 07:15:35,420 They supposedly will purr if you say purr, but I haven't been able to get them to do that. 6179 07:15:35,420 --> 07:15:36,420 Clap. 6180 07:15:39,420 --> 07:15:40,420 You have two of them. 6181 07:15:40,420 --> 07:15:41,420 Now, do they mate? 6182 07:15:41,420 --> 07:15:42,420 Is that one of their tricks here, Wendy? 6183 07:15:42,420 --> 07:15:44,420 No, I just thought it would be double trouble. 6184 07:15:44,420 --> 07:15:45,420 Go ahead. 6185 07:15:45,420 --> 07:15:46,420 Clap. 6186 07:15:46,420 --> 07:15:48,420 There we go. 6187 07:15:48,420 --> 07:15:52,420 The hardware comes to the hardware designer. 6188 07:15:52,420 --> 07:15:53,420 Okay. 6189 07:15:53,420 --> 07:15:54,420 Go ahead. 6190 07:15:58,420 --> 07:16:00,420 Okay, Wendy, what's going on inside here? 6191 07:16:00,420 --> 07:16:05,420 Well, there's a little custom chip in there, and it's got limited voice recognition. 6192 07:16:05,420 --> 07:16:08,420 It responds to about ten different verbal commands. 6193 07:16:08,420 --> 07:16:09,420 Come here. 6194 07:16:10,420 --> 07:16:13,420 Okay, there's a response to or out of time. 6195 07:16:14,420 --> 07:16:15,420 And we are. 6196 07:16:15,420 --> 07:16:16,420 I'm sorry, Wendy. 6197 07:16:16,420 --> 07:16:18,420 I hope you have a very pleasant Christmas from all of us here. 6198 07:16:18,420 --> 07:16:20,420 I hope you find a nice high-tech toy under your Christmas tree. 6199 07:16:20,420 --> 07:16:21,420 We'll see you next time. 6200 07:16:21,420 --> 07:16:22,420 We'll see you next time. 6201 07:16:22,420 --> 07:16:38,420 In the random access file this week, December computer sales are looking good, but not because of Christmas. 6202 07:16:38,420 --> 07:16:40,420 The most activity seems to be in business. 6203 07:16:40,420 --> 07:16:41,420 Yeah, they're gone. 6204 07:16:41,420 --> 07:16:42,420 I think my legs are gone, look. 6205 07:16:42,420 --> 07:16:43,420 I think the legs are gone. 6206 07:16:43,420 --> 07:16:44,420 I think the legs are gone. 6207 07:16:44,420 --> 07:16:45,420 The legs are gone, Pat. 6208 07:16:45,420 --> 07:16:46,420 The legs are gone. 6209 07:16:46,420 --> 07:16:48,940 The legs are gone, Pat, the legs are gone. 6210 07:16:48,940 --> 07:17:18,920 The legs are gone. 6211 07:17:18,920 --> 07:17:48,900 The legs are gone. 6212 07:17:48,900 --> 07:18:18,880 The legs are gone. 6213 07:18:18,880 --> 07:18:40,140 I started very late into the day and to be honest doing it after sitting down for hours it felt like a real nice change of pace. It's like the way Schindler is swinging that leather boot in the air there. How good he felt swinging that little boot there. That's how I felt starting to undertake the challenge. 6214 07:18:42,240 --> 07:18:58,740 I'm just not used to this little small space and to be honest counting as well is it's it's hard to focus on the two at the same time. I'm making excuses. 6215 07:19:01,740 --> 07:19:13,180 But thank you very much there for tipping again there some ball away. You don't need to do that. That's that's too kind. But I will fulfill that in honor. 6216 07:19:15,180 --> 07:19:27,420 Of you but it'll be another day not tomorrow. Need to give it a few days I think and then try it again you know as entertaining and enthralling as it is. 6217 07:19:34,460 --> 07:19:45,660 I could set up a camera. I don't have a guard in there Parastroika but I could set up a camera and do it and record it but it just wouldn't be the same as doing it live you know. 6218 07:19:46,060 --> 07:19:50,240 And it wouldn't be the same as doing it live inside a tight little space in a room you know. 6219 07:19:51,500 --> 07:19:54,460 That feels like a bit of a an achievement to me then. 6220 07:20:00,460 --> 07:20:05,900 If anything I'm practicing just for physical movement on stream. 6221 07:20:08,300 --> 07:20:13,180 Hopefully for a new and interesting treatments and situations. 6222 07:20:15,740 --> 07:20:23,660 And the shoulder cam really isn't conducive to to knocking off a thousand I'd say Dara it's it's too cumbersome and it's. 6223 07:20:24,940 --> 07:20:28,780 You just don't have you need to have the freedom of movement you know the mobility. 6224 07:20:28,780 --> 07:20:44,620 I think the situation room is probably going to become this Richard. I don't think the situation room is going to move into a new room although. 6225 07:20:44,620 --> 07:20:47,260 It would be nice to have a different place but I mean it's just. 6226 07:20:47,260 --> 07:20:49,700 when I've got the streaming desktop here 6227 07:20:49,700 --> 07:20:51,640 and then I have to remove myself 6228 07:20:51,640 --> 07:20:52,520 and go into a new room, 6229 07:20:52,620 --> 07:20:54,420 it's almost as if I'll have to 6230 07:20:54,420 --> 07:20:57,800 completely forget about all the controls 6231 07:20:57,800 --> 07:21:00,760 and the seeing the chat 6232 07:21:00,760 --> 07:21:03,180 and, you know, corresponding with the, 6233 07:21:03,260 --> 07:21:04,260 if you're chatting to me in that. 6234 07:21:04,760 --> 07:21:07,520 And then I'm on my own, 6235 07:21:07,600 --> 07:21:09,420 then I'm isolated in the room, you know? 6236 07:21:09,420 --> 07:21:26,620 Yeah, monitor on the wall with a large chat 6237 07:21:26,620 --> 07:21:30,060 is a possibility, but it just, 6238 07:21:30,400 --> 07:21:33,780 it's a lot of faffing around 6239 07:21:33,780 --> 07:21:34,680 and that little room, 6240 07:21:34,820 --> 07:21:36,520 it sees a lot of moving, 6241 07:21:36,520 --> 07:21:37,360 like, you know, getting, 6242 07:21:37,740 --> 07:21:38,640 moving stuff around, 6243 07:21:38,940 --> 07:21:39,800 furniture-wise, 6244 07:21:39,900 --> 07:21:41,640 just to be able to do 6245 07:21:41,640 --> 07:21:45,020 the situation room in and of itself 6246 07:21:45,020 --> 07:21:46,840 and then that's not going to be a permanent fixture 6247 07:21:46,840 --> 07:21:49,760 so I wouldn't keep the monitor in there. 6248 07:21:50,820 --> 07:21:51,600 So it just, 6249 07:21:52,940 --> 07:21:54,140 it's like I can't be bothered 6250 07:21:54,140 --> 07:21:56,560 fucking setting all that stuff up in there, but. 6251 07:22:05,320 --> 07:22:06,560 And the chat, 6252 07:22:07,100 --> 07:22:08,560 yeah, I mean, look, it's grand. 6253 07:22:08,560 --> 07:22:10,000 I'll see the chat on the phone 6254 07:22:10,000 --> 07:22:11,140 and it will be fine. 6255 07:22:12,140 --> 07:22:13,540 But as regards to keep you up 6256 07:22:13,540 --> 07:22:14,640 is I can't re-chat anyway. 6257 07:22:14,940 --> 07:22:16,680 Another thing that was going through my mind there 6258 07:22:16,680 --> 07:22:17,600 as I was reaching, 6259 07:22:18,160 --> 07:22:19,740 you know, like 700 was, 6260 07:22:20,800 --> 07:22:22,440 someone earlier on was, 6261 07:22:22,720 --> 07:22:24,960 there was like racist stuff in the, 6262 07:22:24,960 --> 07:22:26,320 in the chat or, you know, 6263 07:22:26,400 --> 07:22:27,880 and dodgy shit being said. 6264 07:22:27,960 --> 07:22:29,480 I was having to monitor that 6265 07:22:29,480 --> 07:22:31,780 and I had to take someone out the game. 6266 07:22:32,020 --> 07:22:34,480 very, it was lucky I saw it. 6267 07:22:34,480 --> 07:22:35,740 I managed to take him out the game. 6268 07:22:38,140 --> 07:22:39,760 And then there was that other lad who 6269 07:22:39,760 --> 07:22:41,740 I read out his name and that was Dodge. 6270 07:22:43,100 --> 07:22:45,700 Which wasn't as bad as the one I took out of the game. 6271 07:22:46,240 --> 07:22:46,480 But I, 6272 07:22:46,880 --> 07:22:47,900 when I was doing the kick-ups, 6273 07:22:47,980 --> 07:22:48,260 I thought, 6274 07:22:48,400 --> 07:22:49,420 what if some fuckers 6275 07:22:49,420 --> 07:22:52,040 spamming the worst shit note of man? 6276 07:22:54,840 --> 07:22:56,020 At that time, 6277 07:22:56,080 --> 07:22:57,000 it was too late. 6278 07:22:57,100 --> 07:22:57,280 You know, 6279 07:22:57,340 --> 07:22:57,540 I was, 6280 07:22:57,540 --> 07:22:58,480 I was 500, 6281 07:22:58,720 --> 07:22:59,680 600 kick-ups 6282 07:22:59,680 --> 07:23:01,980 deep at that stage. 6283 07:23:02,420 --> 07:23:04,320 So I couldn't really add a moderator 6284 07:23:04,320 --> 07:23:05,360 or anything like that, 6285 07:23:05,380 --> 07:23:05,620 you know? 6286 07:23:06,360 --> 07:23:07,060 So I, 6287 07:23:07,380 --> 07:23:07,760 again, 6288 07:23:07,860 --> 07:23:09,040 these are excuses. 6289 07:23:09,220 --> 07:23:10,200 I know you're thinking he's, 6290 07:23:10,320 --> 07:23:10,660 he's, 6291 07:23:10,660 --> 07:23:11,720 he's got a lot of excuses. 6292 07:23:11,720 --> 07:23:13,640 He's got a lot to say when he can't do it, 6293 07:23:13,640 --> 07:23:13,920 you know? 6294 07:23:16,180 --> 07:23:18,020 And not permanent mods. 6295 07:23:18,820 --> 07:23:19,360 I mean, 6296 07:23:19,380 --> 07:23:22,060 I'd rather there was just no mods at all. 6297 07:23:23,200 --> 07:23:24,180 And that's fine. 6298 07:23:24,280 --> 07:23:25,080 Seems to be okay. 6299 07:23:25,180 --> 07:23:27,600 Do you know when there's a small group watching? 6300 07:23:27,760 --> 07:23:28,940 But when the numbers go up, 6301 07:23:29,000 --> 07:23:30,200 then you definitely need people, 6302 07:23:30,300 --> 07:23:30,540 I think, 6303 07:23:30,600 --> 07:23:31,960 to monitor what's going on. 6304 07:23:32,720 --> 07:23:33,200 But I mean, 6305 07:23:33,460 --> 07:23:34,480 it's fine when it's, 6306 07:23:35,900 --> 07:23:36,180 you know, 6307 07:23:36,200 --> 07:23:36,580 a nice, 6308 07:23:37,020 --> 07:23:40,760 manageable number. 6309 07:23:59,420 --> 07:24:00,480 Oh my God. 6310 07:24:05,260 --> 07:24:06,040 Kind of cool. 6311 07:24:06,040 --> 07:24:06,480 Yeah. 6312 07:24:06,480 --> 07:24:10,860 So you end up with one, 6313 07:24:10,980 --> 07:24:12,820 one hand navigation on it, 6314 07:24:13,200 --> 07:24:13,740 which is cool. 6315 07:24:14,120 --> 07:24:14,620 But the, 6316 07:24:14,640 --> 07:24:16,240 the major emphasis, 6317 07:24:16,380 --> 07:24:16,960 I think with Sony, 6318 07:24:17,000 --> 07:24:18,860 it's going to be this little gizmo here. 6319 07:24:18,940 --> 07:24:20,000 This is the memory stick, 6320 07:24:20,000 --> 07:24:22,060 which goes into your camcorder, 6321 07:24:22,420 --> 07:24:23,600 your digital camera, 6322 07:24:23,600 --> 07:24:25,000 on and on. 6323 07:24:25,080 --> 07:24:25,760 Pretty decent. 6324 07:24:25,880 --> 07:24:26,200 That one. 6325 07:24:26,320 --> 07:24:27,960 Is this a holiday buyer's guide as well? 6326 07:24:28,000 --> 07:24:29,180 I don't think I've seen this one. 6327 07:24:31,180 --> 07:24:32,320 going forward. 6328 07:24:32,320 --> 07:24:34,380 And it's an incredible hair scenario. 6329 07:24:34,380 --> 07:24:36,560 I've seen that earlier on 6330 07:24:36,560 --> 07:24:40,180 when there was a random access intro sting 6331 07:24:40,180 --> 07:24:41,300 that I hadn't seen before, 6332 07:24:41,300 --> 07:24:42,600 which featured her face 6333 07:24:42,600 --> 07:24:43,880 and her hair. 6334 07:24:46,080 --> 07:24:46,580 exponentially. 6335 07:24:46,580 --> 07:24:49,040 And I've seen videos around on the screen. 6336 07:24:49,040 --> 07:24:49,040 Right. 6337 07:24:49,040 --> 07:24:49,740 That are on the screen. 6338 07:24:49,740 --> 07:24:49,920 Right. 6339 07:24:49,920 --> 07:24:52,360 I think you'll be seeing this as a media player of the future, 6340 07:24:52,360 --> 07:24:53,420 the next Sony walk-in. 6341 07:24:53,420 --> 07:24:53,720 Cool. 6342 07:24:53,720 --> 07:24:54,720 But it is monocon. 6343 07:24:54,720 --> 07:24:56,180 It is monocon right now. 6344 07:24:56,180 --> 07:24:57,400 It is a hefty $400. 6345 07:24:57,400 --> 07:24:58,020 Yeah. 6346 07:24:58,020 --> 07:24:59,220 But it is a Sony product. 6347 07:24:59,220 --> 07:25:00,140 And it's got promised. 6348 07:25:00,140 --> 07:25:07,180 This is the new Rex touch screen. 6349 07:25:07,180 --> 07:25:08,360 So we've seen Rex's before, 6350 07:25:08,360 --> 07:25:09,500 but this is different because... 6351 07:25:09,500 --> 07:25:12,500 This is different because you don't have to go through all the weird buttons 6352 07:25:12,500 --> 07:25:15,240 and little scroll bars on the side in order to navigate through it. 6353 07:25:15,240 --> 07:25:16,640 So can you show us actually touch screen, huh? 6354 07:25:16,760 --> 07:25:17,520 It is touch screen. 6355 07:25:17,600 --> 07:25:19,020 You can download from the web. 6356 07:25:19,420 --> 07:25:20,300 You can get your stocks. 6357 07:25:20,420 --> 07:25:21,360 You can get your daily... 6358 07:25:21,360 --> 07:25:21,440 Okay. 6359 07:25:21,660 --> 07:25:23,360 And all those buttons and all... 6360 07:25:23,360 --> 07:25:24,140 All right. 6361 07:25:24,200 --> 07:25:27,340 This is exactly the kind of episode I wanted to watch earlier on. 6362 07:25:27,700 --> 07:25:29,580 And I find this with the Computer Chronicles. 6363 07:25:29,700 --> 07:25:35,400 It might be a situation where you have to play a few of them before you strike gold. 6364 07:25:35,840 --> 07:25:40,560 This is exactly what I would have liked to have seen in the first situation, you know? 6365 07:25:44,080 --> 07:25:45,040 But it's... 6366 07:25:45,040 --> 07:25:46,380 I like these little gadgets. 6367 07:25:46,660 --> 07:25:48,100 These gizmos. 6368 07:25:49,700 --> 07:25:50,820 LCD display. 6369 07:25:51,820 --> 07:25:52,920 Dot matrix. 6370 07:25:59,260 --> 07:25:59,900 Right, exactly. 6371 07:25:59,900 --> 07:26:01,240 And it's a PCMCA card. 6372 07:26:01,280 --> 07:26:03,240 It's a PC card, so it does go into your laptop. 6373 07:26:03,240 --> 07:26:03,960 Thank you very much. 6374 07:26:04,200 --> 07:26:05,760 Thank you very much, TamFam. 6375 07:26:07,660 --> 07:26:08,240 Absolutely, yeah. 6376 07:26:08,660 --> 07:26:10,120 And that's $149 from Zircom. 6377 07:26:10,880 --> 07:26:11,380 Nice little. 6378 07:26:11,620 --> 07:26:12,140 Very small. 6379 07:26:12,320 --> 07:26:12,540 Okay. 6380 07:26:13,000 --> 07:26:15,180 Next, you have the visor, which you're familiar with, 6381 07:26:15,300 --> 07:26:17,900 but they've finally done something with that darn slot in the bag. 6382 07:26:17,960 --> 07:26:21,600 They finally completed something on the promise of the springboard slot. 6383 07:26:21,720 --> 07:26:21,940 Right. 6384 07:26:22,040 --> 07:26:23,260 And that's with this little gizmo. 6385 07:26:23,260 --> 07:26:24,700 This is the visor phone. 6386 07:26:25,140 --> 07:26:26,120 It's a cell phone. 6387 07:26:26,220 --> 07:26:27,000 It is a cell phone. 6388 07:26:27,000 --> 07:26:29,060 It sticks into the expansion slot in the visor. 6389 07:26:29,080 --> 07:26:29,440 Exactly. 6390 07:26:30,140 --> 07:26:31,760 It's just a matter of snapping it in. 6391 07:26:31,800 --> 07:26:33,440 There's no download of software or anything. 6392 07:26:33,660 --> 07:26:35,800 And this becomes the keypad and all that stuff. 6393 07:26:36,100 --> 07:26:36,420 Yeah. 6394 07:26:36,680 --> 07:26:37,680 It becomes the keypad. 6395 07:26:37,760 --> 07:26:38,540 Visor phone. 6396 07:26:38,640 --> 07:26:41,200 Use it as a regular phone up to your ear if you want. 6397 07:26:41,620 --> 07:26:43,700 Or on the side here, there's the earpiece. 6398 07:26:44,480 --> 07:26:46,700 So you could be talking and doing your PDA stuff. 6399 07:26:46,700 --> 07:26:49,420 Instead of carrying the cell phone and the PDA, you can actually carry the one. 6400 07:26:49,420 --> 07:26:52,480 There's promise of this is the first convergence product on the line. 6401 07:26:52,580 --> 07:26:52,600 Yeah, yeah. 6402 07:26:52,600 --> 07:26:52,800 Interesting. 6403 07:26:52,920 --> 07:26:55,960 $2.99 for the phone module for the sign-up on the service. 6404 07:26:55,960 --> 07:26:56,180 All right. 6405 07:26:56,240 --> 07:26:57,640 Now, finally, we have this baby. 6406 07:26:57,760 --> 07:26:58,560 This is really cool. 6407 07:26:58,720 --> 07:26:58,900 Really new. 6408 07:26:58,900 --> 07:26:59,880 This is a neat little guy. 6409 07:26:59,960 --> 07:27:00,880 The do-do-do guy. 6410 07:27:01,040 --> 07:27:01,780 This is the... 6411 07:27:01,780 --> 07:27:04,640 The do-do-do guy would be good as... 6412 07:27:06,640 --> 07:27:08,540 An alert. 6413 07:27:08,980 --> 07:27:10,180 Look at that little situation. 6414 07:27:10,320 --> 07:27:12,260 And it's got stew inside a box as well. 6415 07:27:12,520 --> 07:27:13,240 There's no windows. 6416 07:27:13,400 --> 07:27:14,960 There's no mouse for navigation. 6417 07:27:15,420 --> 07:27:16,200 There's no pull-down. 6418 07:27:16,360 --> 07:27:17,160 Internet terminal. 6419 07:27:17,460 --> 07:27:18,480 Put it on the kitchen table. 6420 07:27:18,640 --> 07:27:21,420 So does this mean there was a Computer Chronicles website? 6421 07:27:21,940 --> 07:27:31,820 Maybe there's a back catalog, a cached series of Computer Chronicles pages on the archive.org, maybe? 6422 07:27:33,720 --> 07:27:34,760 Designed for the home. 6423 07:27:35,040 --> 07:27:35,220 Yeah. 6424 07:27:35,640 --> 07:27:38,260 And they've done some great strides in... 6425 07:27:38,260 --> 07:27:39,020 And we're live on... 6426 07:27:39,020 --> 07:27:43,040 Classic agnostic Computer Chronicles, this liquid crystal display. 6427 07:27:44,100 --> 07:27:44,740 Online right now. 6428 07:27:44,920 --> 07:27:48,420 Recently enough, I hear the archive.org was hacked. 6429 07:27:48,860 --> 07:27:51,320 I'm not sure whether or not that's up and running again now. 6430 07:27:55,820 --> 07:27:59,500 The buttons on the side here are for navigation for the date book. 6431 07:27:59,500 --> 07:28:01,960 So it's sort of like a PDA in that sense. 6432 07:28:02,040 --> 07:28:02,620 Exactly, yeah. 6433 07:28:02,900 --> 07:28:05,360 The web access, you have your address book. 6434 07:28:05,600 --> 07:28:05,840 Okay. 6435 07:28:05,920 --> 07:28:08,640 And down here on the bottom is the one-button email. 6436 07:28:08,720 --> 07:28:09,240 One-button email. 6437 07:28:09,800 --> 07:28:10,940 And that little knob is what? 6438 07:28:11,340 --> 07:28:12,660 Save the archive for the next stream. 6439 07:28:12,780 --> 07:28:13,500 Sounds like a rabbit hole. 6440 07:28:13,840 --> 07:28:15,840 If it's there, then yeah, I'll do that. 6441 07:28:15,920 --> 07:28:19,100 It kind of goes back to the pre-digital TV when you have to get up and change... 6442 07:28:19,100 --> 07:28:20,980 Sports side, news side, blah, blah, blah. 6443 07:28:21,100 --> 07:28:21,720 You can't... 6444 07:28:21,720 --> 07:28:23,560 It comes with some predetermined... 6445 07:28:23,560 --> 07:28:24,740 But you see it at the bottom of the screen. 6446 07:28:25,040 --> 07:28:25,320 Got it. 6447 07:28:25,340 --> 07:28:26,940 You can go through ESPN and ABC. 6448 07:28:26,940 --> 07:28:27,480 Let's but not leave... 6449 07:28:27,480 --> 07:28:29,920 Might even save this one and check out now. 6450 07:28:30,000 --> 07:28:30,280 It's not... 6451 07:28:30,280 --> 07:28:31,400 It looks like I'm going to kind of... 6452 07:28:31,400 --> 07:28:31,720 You can write it on the screen. 6453 07:28:31,720 --> 07:28:32,980 Might check out now. 6454 07:28:33,060 --> 07:28:34,720 Even though I could really just... 6455 07:28:34,720 --> 07:28:38,380 Nicely fall asleep maybe to this here. 6456 07:28:38,460 --> 07:28:40,080 But I mean, that's not going to work. 6457 07:28:41,120 --> 07:28:43,140 We'll save this episode, which is a great... 6458 07:28:43,140 --> 07:28:45,000 And it's a holiday buyer's guide as well. 6459 07:28:45,080 --> 07:28:46,360 So it really fits the bill. 6460 07:28:46,500 --> 07:28:48,980 Computer buyer's guide from the year 2000. 6461 07:28:49,840 --> 07:28:51,540 I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. 6462 07:28:51,620 --> 07:28:52,760 I don't think I've seen... 6463 07:28:52,760 --> 07:28:54,680 This hasn't been one on stream before. 6464 07:28:56,500 --> 07:28:58,180 But all I will see... 6465 07:28:58,180 --> 07:28:59,900 And what I can see... 6466 07:28:59,900 --> 07:29:01,900 Is thank you very much there... 6467 07:29:01,900 --> 07:29:03,360 For joining us tonight. 6468 07:29:04,180 --> 07:29:06,720 And apologies there for the derailment. 6469 07:29:06,840 --> 07:29:07,860 The stream derailment. 6470 07:29:08,000 --> 07:29:10,360 There was some complaints about that. 6471 07:29:10,820 --> 07:29:11,100 And... 6472 07:29:12,100 --> 07:29:14,000 Look, it was a derailment. 6473 07:29:14,080 --> 07:29:15,260 It's not the usual fare. 6474 07:29:15,360 --> 07:29:17,100 But I was just trying to reciprocate... 6475 07:29:17,720 --> 07:29:20,520 The kindness of people out there. 6476 07:29:21,300 --> 07:29:23,100 Sorry if I got... 6477 07:29:23,620 --> 07:29:25,100 You know, said... 6478 07:29:25,100 --> 07:29:26,900 You know, don't watch if you don't like it. 6479 07:29:26,960 --> 07:29:28,200 And got a little bit fucking... 6480 07:29:28,200 --> 07:29:28,900 You know, narky. 6481 07:29:28,980 --> 07:29:30,100 But I mean... 6482 07:29:30,100 --> 07:29:31,100 I'm just... 6483 07:29:32,220 --> 07:29:34,100 I'm caught between... 6484 07:29:34,100 --> 07:29:35,080 A rock and a hard place. 6485 07:29:35,140 --> 07:29:35,920 In that situation. 6486 07:29:36,040 --> 07:29:37,920 And I'm focused on trying to get something done. 6487 07:29:38,600 --> 07:29:40,120 I think I'm not... 6488 07:29:40,120 --> 07:29:40,940 You know, it's not... 6489 07:29:40,940 --> 07:29:42,020 I'm not great... 6490 07:29:43,500 --> 07:29:44,020 Interpersonally. 6491 07:29:45,780 --> 07:29:47,020 Sometimes when... 6492 07:29:47,020 --> 07:29:48,700 Something might be seen by me. 6493 07:29:48,780 --> 07:29:50,020 Or interpreted... 6494 07:29:50,020 --> 07:29:50,020 As... 6495 07:29:51,240 --> 07:29:52,020 You know... 6496 07:29:52,580 --> 07:29:53,360 Being in the way. 6497 07:29:53,480 --> 07:29:54,520 Or making it... 6498 07:29:54,520 --> 07:29:56,800 Making it an even harder task. 6499 07:29:56,880 --> 07:29:58,140 So I apologise for that. 6500 07:29:58,140 --> 07:30:00,440 But I rescind the apology actually. 6501 07:30:01,300 --> 07:30:01,820 And... 6502 07:30:01,820 --> 07:30:02,960 Say no. 6503 07:30:05,060 --> 07:30:05,820 Do you know? 6504 07:30:06,900 --> 07:30:07,900 We are... 6505 07:30:07,900 --> 07:30:08,780 We are humans. 6506 07:30:09,620 --> 07:30:10,260 And... 6507 07:30:10,260 --> 07:30:11,140 Sometimes... 6508 07:30:12,140 --> 07:30:13,360 This has to happen. 6509 07:30:15,860 --> 07:30:16,740 Do you know? 6510 07:30:20,800 --> 07:30:21,680 But... 6511 07:30:21,680 --> 07:30:22,680 Also... 6512 07:30:22,680 --> 07:30:25,320 Let's just pick it up again the next day. 6513 07:30:25,360 --> 07:30:25,500 Yeah? 6514 07:30:26,200 --> 07:30:27,880 Let's just draw a line under that. 6515 07:30:28,320 --> 07:30:29,280 And call it a night. 6516 07:30:29,700 --> 07:30:30,760 And we'll pick things up. 6517 07:30:31,120 --> 07:30:31,440 Look. 6518 07:30:31,480 --> 07:30:32,180 It was a good shift. 6519 07:30:32,240 --> 07:30:33,160 We put a good shift in. 6520 07:30:33,200 --> 07:30:33,640 Well done. 6521 07:30:33,740 --> 07:30:34,600 Thanks very much. 6522 07:30:35,120 --> 07:30:35,700 You did well. 6523 07:30:35,780 --> 07:30:36,360 And proud of you. 6524 07:30:37,260 --> 07:30:38,620 Let's draw a line under that. 6525 07:30:38,700 --> 07:30:40,560 We'll fucking circle back to this the next day. 6526 07:30:40,620 --> 07:30:40,800 Yeah? 6527 07:30:41,180 --> 07:30:41,540 Regroup. 6528 07:30:41,780 --> 07:30:42,260 Look. 6529 07:30:42,500 --> 07:30:43,760 When you're working... 6530 07:30:43,760 --> 07:30:45,280 On a project like this. 6531 07:30:45,540 --> 07:30:47,240 When you're working on projects like this. 6532 07:30:48,680 --> 07:30:49,680 It's only natural... 6533 07:30:51,320 --> 07:30:52,840 That sometimes... 6534 07:30:52,840 --> 07:30:53,680 The strains begin... 6535 07:30:54,880 --> 07:30:55,420 To manifest. 6536 07:30:57,020 --> 07:30:57,680 But I'm... 6537 07:30:58,120 --> 07:30:58,560 That's... 6538 07:30:58,560 --> 07:31:00,680 That's all part and parcel of being... 6539 07:31:01,340 --> 07:31:02,820 Working towards one goal. 6540 07:31:05,460 --> 07:31:05,940 Yeah? 6541 07:31:07,340 --> 07:31:08,620 Love to hear the feedback. 6542 07:31:08,880 --> 07:31:09,480 If there's any... 6543 07:31:09,480 --> 07:31:10,580 Any feedback there. 6544 07:31:10,580 --> 07:31:18,620 Great stuff. 6545 07:31:20,360 --> 07:31:21,900 It's micro tears in the muscle. 6546 07:31:22,020 --> 07:31:22,620 It's how they grow. 6547 07:31:22,720 --> 07:31:23,660 Somebody was saying there... 6548 07:31:23,660 --> 07:31:24,800 That you need to put... 6549 07:31:24,800 --> 07:31:26,960 Deep heat on your legs afterwards. 6550 07:31:27,060 --> 07:31:28,480 But I don't have any deep heat. 6551 07:31:36,280 --> 07:31:37,300 I know you say... 6552 07:31:37,300 --> 07:31:37,860 Do what you want. 6553 07:31:37,920 --> 07:31:38,340 It's your stream. 6554 07:31:38,440 --> 07:31:39,280 But I mean... 6555 07:31:39,280 --> 07:31:40,060 You can do that. 6556 07:31:40,120 --> 07:31:45,120 But you can still have a bit of fucking grace and gravitas and, you know, not... 6557 07:31:45,120 --> 07:31:52,700 Not change the tonality of the situation, you know? 6558 07:31:56,640 --> 07:31:58,680 Project Moral Importance Bum. 6559 07:31:58,820 --> 07:31:59,620 Thank you very much. 6560 07:32:09,020 --> 07:32:10,580 But look, you did great, guys. 6561 07:32:11,460 --> 07:32:12,040 Proud of you. 6562 07:32:13,700 --> 07:32:16,020 And if anything, this experience is only... 6563 07:32:16,940 --> 07:32:19,020 It's only solidified... 6564 07:32:21,720 --> 07:32:24,280 Our vision. 6565 07:32:29,080 --> 07:32:29,520 OSW. 6566 07:32:31,460 --> 07:32:32,020 I, uh... 6567 07:32:33,020 --> 07:32:35,560 I know you probably didn't mean anything bad by it at all. 6568 07:32:36,320 --> 07:32:37,620 It was just the first thing I saw. 6569 07:32:37,780 --> 07:32:41,840 Maybe it's because you've got a big fucking tick box on your name as well. 6570 07:32:41,920 --> 07:32:43,560 It sets you apart from everyone, you know? 6571 07:32:45,960 --> 07:32:46,440 Um... 6572 07:32:46,440 --> 07:32:48,780 You're the best supporter. 6573 07:32:49,820 --> 07:32:50,780 You're always there. 6574 07:32:50,920 --> 07:32:53,660 And you love to be able to fucking boost the situation. 6575 07:32:54,020 --> 07:32:56,160 But because the thing is there... 6576 07:32:56,160 --> 07:33:01,940 When I'm about to do some kick-ups, I see the box and the tick and it's, you know... 6577 07:33:01,940 --> 07:33:04,020 Little John, thank you very much. 6578 07:33:04,240 --> 07:33:05,180 You're a worm in a million. 6579 07:33:05,260 --> 07:33:07,160 But look, all I want to say is, look... 6580 07:33:08,680 --> 07:33:09,800 You did good today, yeah? 6581 07:33:10,200 --> 07:33:11,040 You did good. 6582 07:33:11,900 --> 07:33:13,380 And we fucking worked well. 6583 07:33:13,840 --> 07:33:15,220 And we pulled it out of the bag. 6584 07:33:15,300 --> 07:33:17,400 7.30 kick-ups in the thing. 6585 07:33:17,500 --> 07:33:17,720 Look. 6586 07:33:18,840 --> 07:33:20,360 It's a night like this... 6587 07:33:20,920 --> 07:33:22,460 Where you build up the stamina. 6588 07:33:22,620 --> 07:33:23,480 You build up the pace. 6589 07:33:23,560 --> 07:33:25,160 You build up the power for the future games. 6590 07:33:25,340 --> 07:33:25,660 Like, you know... 6591 07:33:25,660 --> 07:33:26,360 And when you get to the... 6592 07:33:26,360 --> 07:33:27,360 When you get to the big games... 6593 07:33:27,900 --> 07:33:29,180 That's when you produce the goods. 6594 07:33:29,920 --> 07:33:30,660 And there's a lot of... 6595 07:33:30,660 --> 07:33:32,140 There's a lot of hard work that goes into it. 6596 07:33:32,360 --> 07:33:34,060 Behind closed doors, no one gets to see it. 6597 07:33:34,080 --> 07:33:35,020 And you got to see it tonight. 6598 07:33:35,140 --> 07:33:35,880 It was all on show. 6599 07:33:35,960 --> 07:33:37,760 We left it all out there on the field as well. 6600 07:33:39,480 --> 07:33:41,500 And we go again the next day. 6601 07:33:44,820 --> 07:33:45,500 Do you know what I mean? 6602 07:33:46,740 --> 07:33:47,540 It's these nights. 6603 07:33:47,620 --> 07:33:48,600 It's the Tuesday nights. 6604 07:33:48,780 --> 07:33:49,820 No one sees what happens. 6605 07:33:49,900 --> 07:33:50,900 It goes on to 3am. 6606 07:33:51,280 --> 07:33:52,940 It's those Wednesday nights in December. 6607 07:33:54,460 --> 07:33:56,020 And when you're out there, you're kicking ball. 6608 07:33:56,460 --> 07:33:57,880 And you're thinking, what's going on? 6609 07:33:57,900 --> 07:33:58,820 What the fuck am I doing? 6610 07:33:59,300 --> 07:34:00,300 It's nearly 3 in the morning. 6611 07:34:00,380 --> 07:34:01,440 I'm kicking a ball in a room. 6612 07:34:02,500 --> 07:34:03,480 But you're putting the hours. 6613 07:34:03,580 --> 07:34:05,020 And you're putting the work in. 6614 07:34:05,120 --> 07:34:05,780 The dedication. 6615 07:34:06,040 --> 07:34:06,720 And then when... 6616 07:34:06,720 --> 07:34:08,040 Hopefully, just for this... 6617 07:34:08,040 --> 07:34:08,980 For this sight. 6618 07:34:09,100 --> 07:34:11,000 For the sniff of a fucking... 6619 07:34:11,000 --> 07:34:11,600 A thousand. 6620 07:34:12,420 --> 07:34:13,480 At the end of the week. 6621 07:34:13,620 --> 07:34:13,940 Maybe. 6622 07:34:14,180 --> 07:34:14,540 Possibly. 6623 07:34:14,880 --> 07:34:15,660 Definitely not tomorrow. 6624 07:34:15,780 --> 07:34:16,340 The day after. 6625 07:34:16,880 --> 07:34:17,740 And look, we're a team. 6626 07:34:17,800 --> 07:34:18,520 That's the main thing. 6627 07:34:18,940 --> 07:34:19,640 We work together. 6628 07:34:20,320 --> 07:34:21,100 It's only natural. 6629 07:34:21,220 --> 07:34:22,200 Temperance will flare, yeah? 6630 07:34:24,480 --> 07:34:25,160 Temperance will flare. 6631 07:34:25,280 --> 07:34:26,320 Might be a few lash outs. 6632 07:34:26,380 --> 07:34:27,660 But at the end of the day, we come together. 6633 07:34:27,720 --> 07:34:28,340 And we fucking... 6634 07:34:28,340 --> 07:34:29,460 We stay together as well. 6635 07:34:34,940 --> 07:34:36,160 You're a gentile. 6636 07:34:36,160 --> 07:34:36,500 I'm embarrassed. 6637 07:34:36,580 --> 07:34:37,240 I'm embarrassed. 6638 07:34:37,560 --> 07:34:38,240 I'm embarrassed. 6639 07:34:38,980 --> 07:34:41,820 I'm embarrassed that I didn't fucking nail it there. 6640 07:34:43,200 --> 07:34:46,000 I don't know why I start talking like this. 6641 07:34:46,140 --> 07:34:48,200 It feels like I'm in the tunnels at the end of a match. 6642 07:34:48,240 --> 07:34:49,660 And I'm being interviewed for the TV. 6643 07:34:50,660 --> 07:34:51,500 Freddy Krueger. 6644 07:34:51,580 --> 07:34:52,380 Thank you very much. 6645 07:34:55,380 --> 07:34:56,060 But look. 6646 07:34:57,060 --> 07:34:57,880 You did well. 6647 07:34:58,400 --> 07:34:59,700 And we're gonna go again. 6648 07:35:00,140 --> 07:35:00,840 Another day. 6649 07:35:01,180 --> 07:35:02,160 You live to fight another day. 6650 07:35:02,200 --> 07:35:03,100 Another day, another dollar. 6651 07:35:03,180 --> 07:35:03,920 That's that, you know? 6652 07:35:08,720 --> 07:35:10,400 I wanna say... 6653 07:35:10,400 --> 07:35:11,320 To each and every one of you. 6654 07:35:11,440 --> 07:35:12,400 You're a class act. 6655 07:35:12,860 --> 07:35:14,720 And you'll fucking leave me standing. 6656 07:35:15,920 --> 07:35:17,240 You'll leave me standing. 6657 07:35:19,540 --> 07:35:19,820 You... 6658 07:35:19,820 --> 07:35:20,220 You... 6659 07:35:20,220 --> 07:35:21,120 Do you know what we got today? 6660 07:35:21,200 --> 07:35:22,740 A decent fucking performance. 6661 07:35:24,120 --> 07:35:24,940 And we didn't... 6662 07:35:24,940 --> 07:35:26,220 We didn't go for the full win. 6663 07:35:26,900 --> 07:35:27,740 But we came around... 6664 07:35:27,740 --> 07:35:29,100 We came away with a solid... 6665 07:35:29,100 --> 07:35:30,460 A solid draw. 6666 07:35:30,920 --> 07:35:31,660 And that's... 6667 07:35:31,660 --> 07:35:32,660 That's great on the road. 6668 07:35:33,940 --> 07:35:34,440 Do you know? 6669 07:35:34,440 --> 07:35:40,540 And this is what... 6670 07:35:40,540 --> 07:35:41,620 This is what builds the spirit. 6671 07:35:41,720 --> 07:35:42,800 This is what builds the... 6672 07:35:42,800 --> 07:35:43,300 The morale. 6673 07:35:43,760 --> 07:35:44,980 This is what builds the unity. 6674 07:35:45,880 --> 07:35:46,960 The togetherness. 6675 07:35:48,520 --> 07:35:49,300 The team. 6676 07:35:49,760 --> 07:35:50,520 The spirit. 6677 07:35:50,740 --> 07:35:51,140 The hunger. 6678 07:35:51,280 --> 07:35:51,720 The desire. 6679 07:35:51,840 --> 07:35:53,280 The drive to go on to the next one. 6680 07:35:53,760 --> 07:35:54,860 The drive for five. 6681 07:35:55,200 --> 07:35:55,480 Okay? 6682 07:35:57,600 --> 07:35:58,400 7.36. 6683 07:35:58,620 --> 07:35:59,820 No one said we could do it yesterday. 6684 07:35:59,940 --> 07:36:00,380 We didn't. 6685 07:36:00,820 --> 07:36:01,540 Couldn't manage it. 6686 07:36:01,540 --> 07:36:06,120 5.30 max yesterday. 6687 07:36:06,420 --> 07:36:06,840 6... 6688 07:36:06,840 --> 07:36:06,980 What? 6689 07:36:07,020 --> 07:36:07,560 7.30. 6690 07:36:07,640 --> 07:36:08,900 7.30 give or take today. 6691 07:36:09,420 --> 07:36:10,320 What's the next one going to be? 6692 07:36:10,360 --> 07:36:10,780 To the moon. 6693 07:36:11,380 --> 07:36:11,820 Thousand. 6694 07:36:13,880 --> 07:36:14,640 Thousand or bust. 6695 07:36:18,700 --> 07:36:19,960 We're all the gaffers, yeah? 6696 07:36:20,320 --> 07:36:21,220 We're all the gaffers. 6697 07:36:21,220 --> 07:36:35,260 7.30 is a dangerous lead, you know? 6698 07:36:35,740 --> 07:36:36,600 700 and... 6699 07:36:36,600 --> 07:36:37,360 700 is... 6700 07:36:37,360 --> 07:36:39,380 It's a dangerous lead in this game. 6701 07:36:39,780 --> 07:36:40,820 And that's what happened. 6702 07:36:41,140 --> 07:36:42,300 And we fucking dropped the ball. 6703 07:36:42,520 --> 07:36:42,900 But we'll... 6704 07:36:42,900 --> 07:36:43,720 We'll pick it up again. 6705 07:36:44,000 --> 07:36:44,680 And we'll pick it up. 6706 07:36:44,700 --> 07:36:45,460 And we'll pick it up well. 6707 07:36:45,780 --> 07:36:46,240 And it's... 6708 07:36:46,240 --> 07:36:46,460 It's... 6709 07:36:46,460 --> 07:36:46,900 You take... 6710 07:36:46,900 --> 07:36:47,840 You take the experience. 6711 07:36:47,960 --> 07:36:48,620 You take the... 6712 07:36:48,620 --> 07:36:50,000 You take this defeat on the... 6713 07:36:50,000 --> 07:36:50,440 On the chin. 6714 07:36:50,440 --> 07:36:52,440 And you bring... 6715 07:36:52,440 --> 07:36:53,260 You carry that. 6716 07:36:55,580 --> 07:36:56,780 And you build on it, you know? 6717 07:37:00,020 --> 07:37:01,660 Don't ever stop not starting. 6718 07:37:01,980 --> 07:37:04,380 That's what we say to each other every day when we wake up. 6719 07:37:08,800 --> 07:37:10,680 We'll see who's on top at the end of the season. 6720 07:37:12,960 --> 07:37:14,300 And it's gonna be a 9th... 6721 07:37:14,300 --> 07:37:16,560 We're 9-4 odds on to get the fucking grand. 6722 07:37:17,280 --> 07:37:18,100 In the next one. 6723 07:37:18,840 --> 07:37:20,460 And then what about the next one after that? 6724 07:37:20,500 --> 07:37:21,420 And the next one after that? 6725 07:37:25,680 --> 07:37:26,600 Build back better. 6726 07:37:28,100 --> 07:37:29,040 That's what I'm about. 6727 07:37:29,520 --> 07:37:30,440 That's what you're about. 6728 07:37:30,680 --> 07:37:31,620 That's what we're all about. 6729 07:37:34,100 --> 07:37:34,780 Great fight. 6730 07:37:35,180 --> 07:37:35,740 Great spirit. 6731 07:37:36,120 --> 07:37:37,220 And we ground out the result. 6732 07:37:37,500 --> 07:37:39,060 And we got the fucking result on the road. 6733 07:37:39,360 --> 07:37:40,620 And then we'll bring it home next week. 6734 07:37:47,100 --> 07:37:48,060 A new energy. 6735 07:37:54,440 --> 07:37:55,700 Now it's time for bed, you know? 6736 07:37:58,080 --> 07:37:58,360 Shower. 6737 07:37:59,780 --> 07:38:00,740 And then hit the sack. 6738 07:38:01,620 --> 07:38:02,300 And then dream. 6739 07:38:02,660 --> 07:38:03,600 Dream of the next day. 6740 07:38:04,120 --> 07:38:04,740 Dream of the win. 6741 07:38:06,420 --> 07:38:07,380 Of what could be. 6742 07:38:07,580 --> 07:38:08,300 And what will be. 6743 07:38:13,020 --> 07:38:14,400 The only way is Essex, yeah? 6744 07:38:18,140 --> 07:38:18,920 Dare to dream. 6745 07:38:19,920 --> 07:38:20,800 Dream of the title. 6746 07:38:20,800 --> 07:38:40,440 Good stuff, lads. 6747 07:38:41,100 --> 07:38:41,740 Well done, look. 6748 07:38:42,200 --> 07:38:42,840 Call it a night. 6749 07:38:42,940 --> 07:38:43,440 We'll see you later. 6750 07:38:43,520 --> 07:38:43,760 Go on. 6751 07:38:45,920 --> 07:38:46,400 Go on. 6752 07:38:46,880 --> 07:38:47,440 We'll talk to you. 6753 07:38:48,140 --> 07:38:48,720 You did well. 6754 07:38:48,880 --> 07:38:50,260 You can be proud of yourselves. 6755 07:38:50,260 --> 07:38:52,860 You can be proud of yourselves tonight. 6756 07:38:53,760 --> 07:38:54,160 Go and get. 6757 07:38:54,960 --> 07:38:55,700 Get some rest. 6758 07:38:55,760 --> 07:38:56,340 Get some bubbles. 6759 07:38:56,740 --> 07:38:57,000 Yeah? 6760 07:38:58,240 --> 07:38:59,060 We'll see you later. 6761 07:39:00,060 --> 07:39:00,660 Well done. 6762 07:39:02,040 --> 07:39:02,760 Fucking proudie. 6763 07:39:03,660 --> 07:39:04,100 Proudie. 6764 07:39:06,280 --> 07:39:06,680 Yeah? 6765 07:39:09,420 --> 07:39:10,220 We'll talk to you. 6766 07:39:10,600 --> 07:39:10,940 Go on. 6767 07:39:16,060 --> 07:39:16,660 Bubble Wang. 6768 07:39:16,960 --> 07:39:17,340 We'll see you. 6769 07:39:17,340 --> 07:39:24,240 Go on. 6770 07:39:24,240 --> 07:39:24,240 Go on. 6771 07:39:24,240 --> 07:39:36,320 That performance there was absolutely despicable. 6772 07:39:37,020 --> 07:39:39,580 Get your ass back to the lobby and go again. 6773 07:39:39,780 --> 07:39:40,960 Yell things up for grabs. 6774 07:39:41,220 --> 07:39:43,560 I didn't know what you think you're doing in the war zone. 6775 07:39:44,000 --> 07:39:46,560 But that performance there belongs in the fucking skip. 6776 07:39:47,100 --> 07:39:48,440 Regroup and go again. 6777 07:39:48,660 --> 07:39:49,740 Yell things up for grabs. 6778 07:39:49,740 --> 07:39:52,500 That has to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen. 6779 07:39:52,960 --> 07:39:54,320 Slopey defending right. 6780 07:39:54,840 --> 07:39:55,820 I didn't like it. 6781 07:39:55,980 --> 07:39:57,540 And I didn't want to see it again. 6782 07:39:57,680 --> 07:39:58,840 Yell things up for grabs. 6783 07:39:59,380 --> 07:40:00,620 I'm going to be honest with you. 6784 07:40:00,660 --> 07:40:02,060 That was an absolute sickener. 6785 07:40:02,420 --> 07:40:05,540 You're going to need power and pace to succeed in the next game. 6786 07:40:05,860 --> 07:40:06,440 Get ready. 6787 07:40:06,580 --> 07:40:07,760 Yell things up for grabs.