1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,240 Moon Dust 2 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:32,960 Moon Dust 3 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,520 Moon Dust is still a problem 4 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,680 Moon Dust 5 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:44,400 Moon Dust 6 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,240 Moon Dust 7 00:00:47,240 --> 00:01:01,240 Moon Dust 8 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,240 Moon Dust 9 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,240 Moon Dust 10 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,240 Moon Dust 11 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,240 Moon Dust 12 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,240 Moon Dust 13 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:22,000 in this Bournemouth side upfield, Tain in a more central holding midfield, attacking midfield if you like, where he has to get up and down the pitch. 14 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:26,560 I felt that he couldn't struggle at first, didn't he, in a Bournemouth shirt. 15 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:32,280 He's a really secure place, but now he's a key fit, he's a fantastic player. 16 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,440 That's the driving force in that midfield for Bournemouth. 17 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,800 We're live. Good stuff. 18 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,860 Are you getting on? 19 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:51,560 Welcome back to the kitchen, where I'm hoping to create a brand new dish of spicy noodles. 20 00:01:52,520 --> 00:02:03,660 New in the sense that it's a dish that I'm creating, but very not new in the sense that I have created that dish before on a stream. 21 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:10,760 But there were a few Moaning Michaels out there saying that it was a bit of a salty affair, 22 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,920 and that it was... 23 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:17,840 The egg wasn't to everyone's taste. 24 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:20,020 And... 25 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:26,500 I think that I can improve on it by making it in a different kind of way. 26 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:34,300 Adding the ingredients at different moments in the dish. 27 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,220 That's what I'm going to do. 28 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:37,240 That's what I'm going to do. 29 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:37,240 That's what I'm going to do. 30 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,400 And you might be thinking, why can't you just make something new? 31 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,720 I mean, what's the story there? 32 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:46,760 That's a little bit of a... 33 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,600 A cop-out. 34 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,620 You know, and you're not putting in any effort. 35 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:53,820 And also, it's Christmas. 36 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,020 Can you not be making something Christmas-themed? 37 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:01,540 Well, I mean, it's not Christmas yet anyways. 38 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:13,040 But the spicy noodle soup, I think, is probably one of the greatest dishes known to man. 39 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:20,640 And a lot of people were saying the last day as well, there's nothing, you know, Chinese about it. 40 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,080 There was nothing Asian about it. 41 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:27,720 But I mean, I was taught that dish by a real-life Chinese person. 42 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,760 Like, I saw them cook the fucking thing right in front of me. 43 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,380 Sorry about the swearing there. 44 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,300 But whatever the weather, it's great to see United getting beat of a Sunday. 45 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:50,420 It really warms the heart, especially when the weather is beginning to get a bit cold. 46 00:03:50,420 --> 00:03:58,300 But I did see there on the weather that it's going to be nice and mild for the next couple of days anyway. 47 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,760 Well, over Christmas it's going to be nice and mild. 48 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,220 It's going to be wet and windy and miserable today and tomorrow. 49 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,700 But Christmas Eve and Christmas Day are going to be a mild affair. 50 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:13,380 The temperature is getting up to about 12 or 13. 51 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:20,260 And then the only, the basement temperature is 9. 52 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:22,140 So that's lovely. 53 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,180 It's lovely to have that on the horizon. 54 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:29,320 mild days of course. 55 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,220 Neil conducive to getting out and about as well. 56 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:35,620 So I'm not going to promise anything. 57 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,940 But let's just see how we get on with that anyway. 58 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,580 Thomas is short to pick it up. 59 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:44,900 Somebody has tipped there. 60 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:46,300 A few people. 61 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:47,420 Thank you very much, lads. 62 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,600 Martinez. 63 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,780 Real life Chinese person. 64 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,640 Thank you very much. 65 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,940 Welcome, Thomas. 66 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,060 Season's greetings. 67 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:00,900 Thank you very much for the tip there. 68 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,100 Real life Chinese person. 69 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:03,960 And Matty C. 70 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:04,960 Tommy Bourdain. 71 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:06,400 Over here. 72 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,180 Thank you very much. 73 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,080 Omar. 74 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:09,020 Thank you. 75 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,080 And Sean Heffernan. 76 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:11,580 Thank you very much. 77 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,280 Happy Sunday. 78 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,320 What do you make of City's downfall? 79 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,280 It's interesting. 80 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,600 To say the least. 81 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,020 You'd feel a bit. 82 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:20,960 You'd feel a bit. 83 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,100 Bad for a. 84 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:23,740 Pepsi Cola. 85 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,080 Because. 86 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,720 He's always had a bit of pep in his step. 87 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,240 And then I saw there was a bit of self beating. 88 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:32,860 He was. 89 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,280 Scratching his face off there a few weeks ago. 90 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:35,540 And he. 91 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:37,440 Busted himself in the nose. 92 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,480 In the schnozzle box. 93 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,500 And I thought that was sad. 94 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:42,800 You know. 95 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:44,300 It's sad to see a man. 96 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:45,820 Beating his. 97 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,760 Beating his head. 98 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,220 Scratching his face off. 99 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:49,500 You know. 100 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,780 But he came out and he said that. 101 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:53,020 You know. 102 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:53,700 He said I've been. 103 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:54,840 I've been doing it to myself. 104 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:55,640 I'm a bad man. 105 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:56,620 I'm a bad man. 106 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,700 And then they had to release a statement. 107 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:00,360 Saying those. 108 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,900 It was a terrible bit of self harming. 109 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:04,400 And. 110 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,480 It should not be. 111 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,720 It should be promoting the self harm. 112 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,500 Which is not great. 113 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:10,780 You know. 114 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,580 I don't think he was. 115 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,520 I don't think he was promoting the self harm. 116 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,060 Like you know. 117 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,200 I think he was. 118 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,580 He was joking. 119 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:19,820 And having a laugh about it. 120 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,480 But you know. 121 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:20,740 It's. 122 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,080 It's no laughing matter then. 123 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,440 There might be a few lads at home. 124 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,620 Watching Pepsi Cola. 125 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,100 Scratching his face off. 126 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,120 And then. 127 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:27,640 You know. 128 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,760 When push comes to shove. 129 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,660 They might scratch their faces off as well. 130 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,160 And then you're left with a. 131 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,120 And then you're left with what. 132 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:35,780 You're left with a. 133 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,040 At Christmas time. 134 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,240 Someone with no face. 135 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:42,080 Or a face with a load of scratches on. 136 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,440 You don't want to be going around and. 137 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,300 Seeing relatives and. 138 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:47,040 Oh United nearly got something there. 139 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:49,340 They'll bring in. 140 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:50,160 They'll bring in Garnaccio on. 141 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,760 After he was left out the last day. 142 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,240 The new fella Amaretto. 143 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,740 The boss of United. 144 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,520 He left them out. 145 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,820 Said they weren't doing the gods on us. 146 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:02,040 So. 147 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,100 He's put them on the cooler. 148 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,160 And Rashford wants to leave as well. 149 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:10,660 Rashford wants to leave as well. 150 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,900 But he has been up and. 151 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:14,380 He's been. 152 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:15,860 Not. 153 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,580 He's not hitting his form. 154 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:17,900 You know. 155 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,480 Not hitting the form that we know he's capable of. 156 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,120 Gragaski. 157 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:23,800 Thank you very much. 158 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,180 Shout out to Big Katie. 159 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:25,520 See. 160 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,740 She's slagging away. 161 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,660 Making a fly up. 162 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:30,000 For the lads. 163 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:30,880 All the best time. 164 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:31,540 Higgish Mals. 165 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,020 How are you? 166 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:32,860 Thank you very much. 167 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:35,340 Merry Christmas to you. 168 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:36,420 How are you Tommy? 169 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,560 Season's greetings to you. 170 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,120 Season's greetings to you as well. 171 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:40,400 Tommy. 172 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,060 What are you doing for Hanukkah this year? 173 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,840 I had planned to head over to Israel. 174 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,160 But. 175 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,160 That was a plan I had there. 176 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:48,220 A few years ago. 177 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:50,820 It's not happening now anyway. 178 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,700 Not with the way things are looking out. 179 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:55,320 Awful bit of business. 180 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:57,960 Crazy bit of business. 181 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,320 I wanted to get the real. 182 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,120 Full. 183 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,080 Hanukkah experience. 184 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,000 Tel Aviv. 185 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:05,660 Pots of hummus. 186 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:09,280 The whole ball game. 187 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:10,920 But I don't think it's happening. 188 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:12,300 And. 189 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:13,580 And even if it was. 190 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:15,720 It'd probably come on. 191 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,380 Under some awful shtick for that. 192 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:18,440 Even though. 193 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:19,220 I mean. 194 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,200 If you look at Jerusalem. 195 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,040 That's the. 196 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,040 The cradle hold. 197 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,520 Of three different religions. 198 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,160 You know. 199 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,240 It doesn't mean that you're going over there to. 200 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,400 To get. 201 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:29,940 You know. 202 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,540 All Judaistic about things. 203 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:32,780 You know. 204 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,660 You could be going there. 205 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,120 As a kind of a cultural trip. 206 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,420 Wanted to see how things are going on. 207 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:37,580 But. 208 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,680 It would feel probably a little bit. 209 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:40,400 Morally. 210 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:42,800 Iffy. 211 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:42,840 Iffy. 212 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,060 A bit morally iffy. 213 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:46,920 To be. 214 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:49,000 You know. 215 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:50,780 Patronizing it. 216 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,080 Patronizing the place. 217 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,260 While that kind of shtuff is going on. 218 00:08:58,820 --> 00:08:59,500 Of course. 219 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,680 It could really maybe have been a bit dodgy. 220 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,680 To have been doing it anyway. 221 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,120 When that stuff wasn't going on. 222 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:04,700 You know. 223 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,020 The big black cube. 224 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,820 I might go and see that big black cube. 225 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,480 Over in Mecca. 226 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:11,700 For Hanukkah. 227 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:13,860 Over in Saudi Arabia. 228 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:17,500 That looks like it could be a bit of crack. 229 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,800 I think they do a bit of rocking around the Christmas tree. 230 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,140 But they call it rocking around. 231 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:22,620 The big black black. 232 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,320 Mecca time tonight. 233 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,680 Santa's coming down. 234 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,360 The chimney. 235 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:29,820 So. 236 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:31,900 Hope there ain't she. 237 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:35,820 I'm not sure actually. 238 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:36,560 Whether or not. 239 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,080 They do. 240 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,060 Celebrate. 241 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,840 The big. 242 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:41,680 Rotund. 243 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,920 Gift master himself. 244 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,680 Known as Santiballs. 245 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,880 Over in Mecca. 246 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,740 But they do have. 247 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,580 A big black cube there. 248 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,080 And that looks fantastic as well. 249 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:54,280 But. 250 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,400 I don't know if Quib was saying there. 251 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:58,160 The big black cube. 252 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:58,880 Is that. 253 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,340 Is that a Judaistic. 254 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,840 Is that in Jerusalem as well. 255 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,000 Is that in Israel as well. 256 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:04,240 Or. 257 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:05,900 It was my understanding. 258 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:06,600 That it was. 259 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,480 A mechanistic. 260 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:09,640 Mechano set. 261 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,840 Over in Saudi Arabia. 262 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:12,680 Now. 263 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,100 Real life Chinese person. 264 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:14,920 Thank you very much. 265 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:14,920 Thank you very much. 266 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,920 Thank you very much. 267 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,860 Anti-Trackner. 268 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,940 Great to see you back Tom. 269 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,880 Shenmue festive noodle special again. 270 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:22,640 On Appetit. 271 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:23,220 Thank you. 272 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:24,920 Arthur's three in one. 273 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,400 Thank you. 274 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:26,680 And. 275 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:27,540 Vrugaski. 276 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:29,520 Manx Skyboy. 277 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,400 Thank you very much. 278 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:30,940 For your tip. 279 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,080 All the best. 280 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:34,320 And. 281 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,640 We'll be thinking about you in Djorby. 282 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:37,720 That goes. 283 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,180 You're bringing me back. 284 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,500 We're bringing me back. 285 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:40,760 Now. 286 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,400 To Djorby. 287 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:41,900 Which is. 288 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,360 A lovely part of. 289 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,500 The Isle of Man. 290 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,720 If anybody's ever gone. 291 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:46,920 Or. 292 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,780 Thinking about going. 293 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,920 Get yourself over to Djorby. 294 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:50,960 There's a. 295 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,580 A go-kart track there. 296 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:53,880 And then. 297 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,980 You can get the bus then. 298 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,820 Back to Laxey. 299 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:56,280 And. 300 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,780 Go and have a look at the wheel. 301 00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:58,920 And have a few pints. 302 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,860 And then head down to Douglas. 303 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,220 And get the flight back then. 304 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:02,500 You know. 305 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,320 Schgav. 306 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,420 Thank you very much. 307 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,520 Happy Christmas. 308 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,920 Do you reckon the nephew will fire up Warzone any time? 309 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,780 Penalty to United. 310 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,020 I think he might do. 311 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:14,240 Yeah. 312 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:14,480 But. 313 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,580 Apparently it's in a bad old state. 314 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:17,220 The whole Warzone. 315 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:17,900 People are. 316 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:18,860 Cheating left. 317 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,100 Right. 318 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:19,580 And centre. 319 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:19,980 And. 320 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,240 There's all sorts of shenanigans. 321 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:22,540 And. 322 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,380 Monkey business going on. 323 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:24,680 Like. 324 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,640 I don't know whether or not it's even. 325 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:28,440 In a playable state. 326 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,140 But. 327 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,440 Probably it's playable. 328 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:31,800 You know. 329 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,380 I think he. 330 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,380 He went on about this before. 331 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,000 Maybe that's just people who are just. 332 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,420 Too into the. 333 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,340 To the professionalism of the game. 334 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,960 To enjoy it. 335 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:42,200 You know. 336 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,620 Thank you very much there. 337 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,320 Anyway. 338 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,920 NATO Human Resources. 339 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,300 And Skellington. 340 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,200 Crazy decision. 341 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,380 Thank you very much there. 342 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,320 Judge Judith. 343 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:58,560 Scheindlin. 344 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,380 And Santimony. 345 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,820 Very very kind of you there. 346 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,880 And to Jackie. 347 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,000 Barrett Lynch. 348 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,420 And none other than Mr. 349 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,060 C.D. 350 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:07,520 Ram. 351 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,320 Compact disc. 352 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,320 Ram bomb. 353 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,600 Thank you very much for your tip. 354 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,860 Very very kind of you lads. 355 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,300 Hopefully I can keep up with you now. 356 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,880 Who's the penalty to here? 357 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,640 Let me just see. 358 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,040 It's. 359 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,200 Bournemouth. 360 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:21,240 Bournemouth. 361 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:21,600 Bournemouth. 362 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,220 Bournemouth. 363 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:22,240 Bournemouth. 364 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,300 Have another. 365 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,520 Spat kick. 366 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:26,800 United. 367 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,140 Old Trafford. 368 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:28,940 Are about to go. 369 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,360 2-0 down to the Bournemouth boys. 370 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,340 Lads who have come. 371 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:33,440 Up to. 372 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:34,560 Lancashire. 373 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:34,900 From. 374 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,780 The South Couch. 375 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,300 That's. 376 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:38,880 Interesting to see. 377 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,180 How are you Thomas? 378 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,500 Could you wish my man. 379 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,340 Jimmy Blood. 380 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,320 A Merry Christmas. 381 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,540 As a gift from. 382 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,500 Myself to himself. 383 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,240 That's a. 384 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:50,840 Fantastic gift. 385 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,600 To you there. 386 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:52,660 Jimmy. 387 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:53,720 Blood. 388 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,000 I hope you're getting on well. 389 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:55,920 And you've a lovely name. 390 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:56,640 Jimmy Blood. 391 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,040 Sound like a. 392 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,960 You sound like a thoroughly nice chap. 393 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,200 And not a gangster. 394 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,860 Definitely not a. 395 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,460 It's a goal for Bournemouth. 396 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,560 That's 2-0 to the. 397 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,240 To the Bournemouth boys. 398 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,440 The Cherry boys. 399 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,220 The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. 400 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,040 Remember that band. 401 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,020 And United are busted again. 402 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:24,260 Look. 403 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,300 At Christmas time. 404 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,740 United are busted again. 405 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,560 At Christmas time. 406 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,120 Winds it up. 407 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,060 And dispatches it. 408 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,480 Top left bin. 409 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,760 Let's have a look at the penalty. 410 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:46,620 Oh. 411 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,680 They were saying it was offside. 412 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:48,420 Before it got to the. 413 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,700 Surely that would have been checked in VAR. 414 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,160 Too late now. 415 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,920 Too late baby. 416 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,100 Sorry. 417 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,720 It's too late baby. 418 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,620 Now it's too late. 419 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:07,900 Oh. 420 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,120 It's too late. 421 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:17,480 Oh yeah, was it? That was a definite penalty. 422 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,060 Definite penalty anyway. 423 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,040 But I mean, the problem is with United. 424 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:29,860 You can't be relying on fucking offsides that were meant to be called 20 minutes ago. 425 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,660 The real work should have started before they had fucking scored. 426 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,480 The real work should have started with United. 427 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,820 With them scoring a goal first. 428 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,120 Do you get me? 429 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,860 It sounds simple, but that's the name of the game. 430 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:44,580 That's the nature. 431 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:49,000 It's no use trying for your Gengen press or your playing out in the back. 432 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,520 Or your fucking flying windbacks. 433 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,500 Interchangeable, interlockable spurs. 434 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,220 You need to get the ball into the back of the Union sack. 435 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:07,160 And then and only then can we look at the situation. 436 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,120 They're looking juicy again here. 437 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,860 They're in again. 438 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:11,980 Pull it back. 439 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:12,760 It's real. 440 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:18,900 Oh yeah. 441 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:22,060 They are full of festive cheer in Old Trafford. 442 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:33,260 You couldn't write a script as funny as that at Christmas. 443 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,660 You really couldn't. 444 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,340 Jingle bells, jingle bollocks. 445 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:49,920 Thank you very much there, CD Ram and Big House and Conrad. 446 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:50,820 Thank you very much. 447 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,620 I hope you're getting on well. 448 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,720 Now, Laghana to you, Tommy. 449 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,560 Hope you and friends have a lovely one. 450 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:02,040 Thank you very much, Mr. Conrad. 451 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,460 And Santi, thank you very much. 452 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,820 Merry Christmas from the States. 453 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:06,740 Schnuffles. 454 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,620 Very, very kind of you, Schnuff. 455 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,580 And Lisa loves Tommy. 456 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,020 How are you? 457 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,660 Have a pint of plain on me. 458 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,680 I won't be drinking anything, actually. 459 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,020 I'm off the drink. 460 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,620 But I'm happy. 461 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,560 But it's... 462 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:31,360 Maybe I'll have a sniff or a stout at Christmas. 463 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:32,980 On Christmas Day. 464 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,780 Merry Christmas, Tommy. 465 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,720 Have a pint of plain on me. 466 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:37,940 Thanks for getting me through the year. 467 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,000 Hope to see you back in the bus for Christmas special. 468 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,060 Thank you very much. 469 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:42,940 Chris D. 470 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,640 Thank you very much. 471 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,920 I've just eaten a few Christmas party treats. 472 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:48,780 Solo. 473 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,780 Otherwise, I'd be trying to follow along with a bit of cooking. 474 00:16:56,940 --> 00:17:00,600 They're going on about tension around the stadium. 475 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,020 There are nachos coming back. 476 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,960 And it's straight into the keeper's hands. 477 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,140 Kepa. 478 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,440 Here is a Balaga. 479 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,320 Balenciaga. 480 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:15,940 Thank you very much, though. 481 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:16,660 Chris D. 482 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:17,800 I hope they're getting on well. 483 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,540 But I mean, I'm happy. 484 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,740 But I'd still love to sass, you know. 485 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,660 I fucking love to sass. 486 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,660 Just thinking about it now. 487 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:44,500 It's proving to be a difficult day at the office for Manchester United for those... 488 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,160 I wonder if... 489 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:51,160 If the zeros... 490 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,240 Do you know the... 491 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,880 Non-alcoholic... 492 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880 Stout. 493 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,100 Would that still be bad for the stomach? 494 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,380 Do you know what... 495 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,640 The makeup, the ingredients of it... 496 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,600 Minus alcohol. 497 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:07,340 Would it... 498 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:08,020 Would it... 499 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,300 Would it be okay for the stomach or not? 500 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:18,300 Thank you very much... 501 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,780 For the tips, lads. 502 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:20,620 Larry Schlug. 503 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,520 Very, very kind, yeah. 504 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,540 Too hungover for the match, you see. 505 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,600 And Mary Ariel. 506 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:26,660 Thank you very much. 507 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,840 Very kind, yeah. 508 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,740 Happy Christmas to you. 509 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,240 And... 510 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,720 Thanks for the great streams. 511 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:32,960 Throughout the year. 512 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,060 Thank you very much for the tip. 513 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,320 Very kind, yeah. 514 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,700 Better, but maybe not great. 515 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,180 Says Jackie regarding that in the chat. 516 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:43,880 Okay, yeah. 517 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,360 Just back home now after sauce. 518 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,300 No regrets, but also don't do it. 519 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,380 Don't do it. 520 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,120 You're looking great. 521 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,620 Pumping out great stuff. 522 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,640 Really miss it though, you know. 523 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,300 Feels like I've lost... 524 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,180 A good friend. 525 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,180 Do you know? 526 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,060 And, uh... 527 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:12,820 I'm feeling... 528 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,000 I'm feeling... 529 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Like it's getting... 530 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,000 It's getting... 531 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,460 Easier. 532 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,000 But at the same time... 533 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 It's not because... 534 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,700 You know how good it... 535 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,760 The good times are rolling. 536 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,000 When the good times are rolling... 537 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,660 Life is going good as well. 538 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,540 I've had the... 539 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:39,880 I've had the zeroes, Tops. 540 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,340 I have... 541 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,700 I know you're saying that's unreal. 542 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,560 I like it. 543 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,160 You know, I mean... 544 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,540 It's good to have it. 545 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,560 Just... 546 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,540 Haven't had it... 547 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,720 In a long while. 548 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,460 I've just... 549 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,880 I've gone on a blanket ban. 550 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,740 But Christmas is the season of supping. 551 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,640 We'll just... 552 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,880 We'll see how we get on. 553 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,560 We'll look. 554 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,220 We'll take it. 555 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,040 We'll play it by ear. 556 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,760 But it's just... 557 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,440 Christmas has never been Christmas. 558 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,380 Without the sauce. 559 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,760 For the last... 560 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:13,660 You know... 561 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,140 Since I can remember being alive. 562 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,840 To be honest. 563 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,960 Thank you very much. 564 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,220 Four pack of zeroes. 565 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,260 Very, very kind of you. 566 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:27,380 Look... 567 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:27,900 I'm... 568 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,720 I'm... 569 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,880 I'm very envious here. 570 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,460 I'm proud of you. 571 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,680 I really am. 572 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,420 I think you've... 573 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,060 I think you've... 574 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:37,660 You've done well. 575 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,780 I'm envious. 576 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:39,680 I'm jealous here. 577 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,800 I really am. 578 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,060 I really am. 579 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,240 Are you in Ballyharness? 580 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,920 I was earlier on, bro. 581 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:51,580 Did you see me? 582 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,900 I was in the harness. 583 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,900 Ballyhappiness. 584 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:03,900 I was... 585 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,460 Meeting a friend. 586 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,440 Richie Pies. 587 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,060 And he had a big... 588 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,060 Massive... 589 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,060 Couple of bags... 590 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,380 Of turf for me. 591 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:16,800 For free. 592 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,280 That was his Christmas gift. 593 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,580 And actually he did owe me... 594 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:25,580 Money. 595 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,540 Money. 596 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,680 So it wasn't really a gift. 597 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:30,500 He just said... 598 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,580 Will you take the turf... 599 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,480 Off me hands then? 600 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,420 He said... 601 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,000 No problem. 602 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,680 What you done is done. 603 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,000 And can't be on done. 604 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:43,960 But I can't... 605 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960 I shouldn't really be glorifying... 606 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,960 Such bad... 607 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,960 Practices now... 608 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,160 As burning turf... 609 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,960 Because... 610 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,720 You'll get into all sorts of trouble... 611 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,960 With the... 612 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,120 The green crowd. 613 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,020 The green agendas. 614 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,580 United are piss-balling... 615 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,880 About looking for scraps. 616 00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:08,580 Thank you very much... 617 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:09,180 Our Kev Collins. 618 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,340 What are your views on... 619 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,300 Tottenham Hotspur's... 620 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,080 Gung-ho style. 621 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,200 I think it's a... 622 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,480 It's a great bit of business. 623 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:15,800 When they... 624 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,800 When they work... 625 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,220 They work. 626 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,860 When they don't... 627 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,260 They don't. 628 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:19,580 But you know... 629 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,680 You never know... 630 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,360 What you're going to get. 631 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,080 And... 632 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,320 Don't they play Liverpool... 633 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:24,800 Later on? 634 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:26,340 I... 635 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:27,360 And that's... 636 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:27,980 That's... 637 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,760 That's Spurs night. 638 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,260 So... 639 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,260 I think... 640 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,800 I don't think... 641 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,480 It'll be a draw. 642 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,040 It'll be a win for Spurs... 643 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,880 Or a win for Liverpool. 644 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,680 It'll be like a... 645 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,300 They'll collapse. 646 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,760 It'll be like 4-3... 647 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,620 To Liverpool, baby. 648 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,520 Spurs will probably go... 649 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,200 1-0 up. 650 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:48,920 Or 2-0 up. 651 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,280 Or something. 652 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,180 And then Liverpool... 653 00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,080 Win for 3. 654 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,740 Or they might not. 655 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,840 Liverpool might hammer them. 656 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,320 4-0. 657 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,420 That's what I'm thinking. 658 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:00,100 But... 659 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,560 Your man... 660 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,320 Pashto Caglu. 661 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,120 He's... 662 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,400 He's a bit of a maverick. 663 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:06,960 Like, you know... 664 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,400 He... 665 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,900 He doesn't take any shit. 666 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,840 He has... 667 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,420 He can get a tune out of a team. 668 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:12,660 Alright. 669 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:14,580 Um... 670 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,120 And he's old... 671 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:18,740 He's old school. 672 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:19,220 Like, you know... 673 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,000 He doesn't... 674 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,560 He doesn't mince his words. 675 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,000 He just gets the job done. 676 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:25,320 And... 677 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,000 It was great to see them... 678 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,800 During the week there. 679 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,000 I know it was only League Cup but... 680 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,000 But... 681 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000 San getting that goal from the corner was... 682 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,460 Was a special little situation as well. 683 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:40,140 And... 684 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,920 I didn't see the game myself. 685 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,920 I just saw... 686 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,240 The goals on Sky News. 687 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,020 But... 688 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,240 But... 689 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:47,240 But... 690 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,120 Your man... 691 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,020 Cool Lisefsky... 692 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,840 Is a great player. 693 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,020 They've got some good players. 694 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:55,980 They've got a good set up. 695 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,220 How are you getting on there? 696 00:23:59,220 --> 00:23:59,840 Jimmy Blood. 697 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:00,960 Thank you very much there. 698 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,400 You've tipped... 699 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,600 Thanks for the shout out Tommy. 700 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,340 Please tell Big Haas I love him. 701 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,680 Call him a plum bus. 702 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,100 I don't know what that is. 703 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,380 Hopefully it's not a bad word. 704 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,940 I did see Francis... 705 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:10,940 Said a... 706 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:13,320 What somebody was called in the chat the other day. 707 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,940 It turned out to be a piece of racist... 708 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,140 Terminology. 709 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:19,040 Which was... 710 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:19,600 An... 711 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,500 An Italian-American... 712 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,600 Bad word. 713 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:23,520 And... 714 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,480 He apologised for it. 715 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:26,920 And he banned the fella. 716 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:29,700 And I apologise. 717 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,500 I apologise for him as well. 718 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,800 Thank you very much... 719 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,680 For the tip Jimmy Blood. 720 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,780 And Hanley Man. 721 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,800 Thank you very much Hanley Man. 722 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,740 And you've done too much crime son. 723 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,640 Thank you very much. 724 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,300 You're a legend. 725 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,780 Without any sauce. 726 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:48,420 Fuck. 727 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,280 Emma Jello. 728 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,860 Trying to spice things up. 729 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,800 But it wasn't going to happen for me. 730 00:24:58,380 --> 00:24:59,440 Thank you very much. 731 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:00,300 Tommy. 732 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,920 Get some bottles of shlur. 733 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:02,840 And enjoy yourself. 734 00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:05,140 Do you know I'm not really asked about that... 735 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:06,440 That stuff that... 736 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,960 Replaces the alcohol. 737 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,280 Although I had a kombucha the other day. 738 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:13,020 Because the doctor has said to... 739 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,020 Try and... 740 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,520 Look at my stomach. 741 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,280 As a... 742 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:17,560 As a... 743 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,620 A brand new... 744 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620 Person. 745 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,860 And that you want that person to do well. 746 00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,060 By giving it the best in life. 747 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,260 So... 748 00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,300 Have only good stuff to eat. 749 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,900 And only good stuff to drink. 750 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,340 And he's saying... 751 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:33,920 Get rid of the coffee. 752 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,860 Get rid of the tea. 753 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,820 Get rid of the alcohol. 754 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,060 And it's hard to really get rid of tea. 755 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:40,540 Because it's... 756 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,240 I mean... 757 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,720 You need to give me something. 758 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:44,760 You need to... 759 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,940 Is what I said to the doctor. 760 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:46,400 I said... 761 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,560 You need to give me something. 762 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:48,900 He said... 763 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,760 I'm giving you advice. 764 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:49,780 I'm giving you advice. 765 00:25:50,780 --> 00:26:11,860 and you know it's tough because where did you get that pep in the step you know where is that pep in the step then you've done too much crime thank you jack thank you very much very very kind of you jack 766 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:38,320 pump out the non-alcoholic stout boys thanks for the streams daddy thank you very much and paul mescal thank you very much paul mescal doing well for yourself up there in hollyfield tam will you be seeing the son declin over the christmas i'll see him on skype we do a christmas call on skype we we chat to each other on that and he shows me his family and 767 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:56,640 and the weather outside it's scorching it's usually scorching and uh we'll be calling usually make that call up around 9 or 10 pm 768 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:05,680 thank you very much though jack and to david scallard 769 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,120 you're a gentleman in scallard 770 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:20,420 and blue loop will you be seeing the runaway gimp this season time i miss the fella i've never seen him i've heard a lot about him 771 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:28,460 did you see the story about the police over in england they caught a gimp in somerset and he was crawling around the place 772 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:32,580 i wonder if we can we might be able to get that up there let me see if we can get to find that 773 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:35,620 uh somerset gimp 774 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:39,340 somerset 775 00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:42,500 gimp 776 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:47,340 oh we need to accept cookies first before we search for the gimp 777 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:50,780 somerset 778 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:54,220 gimp now 779 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:56,580 put that footage of the gimp is that 780 00:27:56,580 --> 00:28:01,240 there we go police investigate unseen footage of someone now it's a bit early it's half three 781 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:06,540 don't worry there's nothing it's not dodgy or anything like that this but i mean 782 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:09,820 it is a bit weird so just be prepared for that 783 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:39,800 Scary enough like look at him there. I didn't realise there was a bit of huffing and puffing where he's going "ha ha" and that might sound a bit dodgy now. Especially this time of the afternoon. Apologies. But he isn't doing anything bad, he's just on the floor. 784 00:28:39,800 --> 00:29:09,780 There's nothing like Pulp Fiction going on or anything like that. McCrancho Cardinal, thank you very much for the tip. Merry Christmas to you. And Hairy Sadface, what would be your karaoke song if you had to? Probably New York, New York. Frank Sinatra. Anyway, here's more of the skimp here. People are laughing at him. 785 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:30,460 Fair enough. The man is suspected of terrorising the air since 2018 by confronting... Mate, trust society. Do you want a ciggy? Well I can't actually like it. They're offering it a ciggy. Strangers on at least 16 occasions masked in a latex body suit. 786 00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:46,260 Oh, look. Carl. Carl. Carl. You can't have a ciggy. Hold on. See that? See that? See that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Carl. Look what he's talking to. He's touching himself a little bit actually. It's not right. 787 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:55,600 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry about that. Zoom it on a bit. We'll wait till it goes on. Yeah. He's not doing anything. He hasn't got anything exposed anyway. 788 00:29:55,780 --> 00:30:02,560 What's going on, man? They're trying to reason with it. It's like in human to human, like. 789 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,320 Fair play. All right, lad. All right. Go home safe, all right? 790 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,780 Get home safe, they're saying. I'm trying. All right, just, uh... 791 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,460 What's up? There you have it. 792 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:22,640 So there's one of those fellas knocking around. And I believe there's more of it. There was more of that to meet than to meets the eye. 793 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:30,700 And I think there's more footage of him out there as well. But I don't want to go on Spender. It's meant to be getting the noodles on. This wasn't... 794 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,880 This wasn't about the gimp. This was never what it was meant to be about. 795 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,100 It's Christmas as well, you know. 796 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:44,700 That's still 3-0 there to United. I'll turn that down. It could be a bit loud. 797 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:53,100 Imagine being an Old Trafford as a United fan now at Christmas. A few days before Christmas getting bet by... 798 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:56,200 Well, that'll be an awful stinger, all right. 799 00:30:56,900 --> 00:31:01,620 But your man Emerito said the last week on the radio, I heard the interview when he first got the gig. 800 00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,320 He said it's going to be worse before it gets better. 801 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,200 And there's going to be some shit results. 802 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,640 You know, you'd want better than that. 803 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:17,040 In terms of shit results, you'd at least want to scratch a draw for yourself, wouldn't you? 804 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,840 You'd seize crowd. 805 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,580 How are you, Tom? 806 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,820 Do you support any soccer team, David Scholar? 807 00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:23,700 Yes. I do. 808 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,180 Balavari Blue Bombers. 809 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,380 Balavari Blue Bombers. 810 00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:32,180 And Castletown FC as well, from time to time. 811 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,280 Thank you very much for the tip there. 812 00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,800 Chocolate Starfish. 813 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,460 That Gimp vid is a bit Silent Hill. 814 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,240 Gimp Hill, you say. 815 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,740 Thank you very much for the tip. 816 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:58,300 And a big shout out as well to boys from the NYPD choir. 817 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,660 Thank you very much. 818 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:01,760 Very kind to you. 819 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,560 Tupo. 820 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:07,000 I think you tipped there, actually, Tupo, the last day. 821 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:11,720 And I was watching one of Fontaine's streams last day. 822 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:23,880 And Francis was saying to me that Tupo actually tipped at the end of one of the streams before the next one, which was the Connor Williams book in, who was doing a bit down in Dublin. 823 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,840 Up in Dublin there was a bit of coffee and around. 824 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,600 But, uh... 825 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,540 Oh, I think Bournemouth nearly got another goal there. 826 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,840 But thank you very much anyway. 827 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,060 Any chance of another Christmas fish and chip run? 828 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,240 An accompanying tune. 829 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,060 James Fierce TV stick? 830 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:46,380 Yes. 831 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,560 I... 832 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,800 I'd love to do that. 833 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,260 I'd love to revisit that. 834 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:54,100 And, uh... 835 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,560 There's still... 836 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,820 There's still a voucher. 837 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,460 Would you believe? 838 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,780 A fish and chip voucher. 839 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:05,920 That I think Tim Reedy got me in 2021. 840 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:12,720 And there's still credits on it for more fish and chip. 841 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,120 You could probably get another five fish and chip or six fish and chip out of it. 842 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:20,920 And, uh... 843 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,660 Tim Reedy, of course, is not greedy. 844 00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:27,360 But I might come across as pretty greedy on the screen when I'm eating that. 845 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,540 And remember somebody did say, 846 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,480 You eat like a fucking pig. 847 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,460 During it, as well. 848 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:35,700 But that's just the way I put... 849 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,360 I put the fish away like that. 850 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:38,480 It was... 851 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,960 It was always that way. 852 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:40,480 It was never... 853 00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,480 I was never trying to... 854 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:44,840 Be different. 855 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,200 You know, on the... 856 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,320 On the screen. 857 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,280 On the channel. 858 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,960 I just wanted to tackle cod. 859 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,720 That's all I wanted to do. 860 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,120 Even as a young fella. 861 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,140 Thank you very much. 862 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,520 Anyway, and, uh... 863 00:33:59,520 --> 00:33:59,920 Milk... 864 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,720 Milk Snake. 865 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,260 Very kind of you. 866 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:04,620 Called a lad out once to clear the septic tank. 867 00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:08,180 He has similar setup to the gimp now, in fairness. 868 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:10,860 But I bet you wouldn't say that to his face. 869 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:11,860 When he needed... 870 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,580 He needed your septic tank cleaning. 871 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:18,040 But it looked like it could be a Halloween costume as well, you know. 872 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,140 Thank you very much there. 873 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,700 Captain Sack and Milk Snake. 874 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,960 And Summer Set Gimp. 875 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:25,460 I didn't see Tom Hanks in that movie at all. 876 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:27,860 And Liam Rogers. 877 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:31,780 Can you give a big shout out to Dylan Curtis and the lads coming home from the Stag in Prague? 878 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,740 Flat for the deli for some egg pudding. 879 00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:37,460 And beans. 880 00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:38,920 Do you know what it means? 881 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,300 And all the best, Liam Rogers. 882 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,060 I'm very... 883 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,560 Very sorry. 884 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,420 I couldn't make it over to Prague for that Stag do. 885 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,020 But... 886 00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,960 Prague, of course. 887 00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:52,020 The home of quality, quality lager. 888 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:55,020 It would have just been too much... 889 00:34:56,660 --> 00:35:00,420 For me to have avoided any sort of temptation. 890 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:00,920 You know. 891 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,820 That would have been a... 892 00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:04,760 I mean... 893 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,320 Going to Prague for a Stag in December. 894 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,940 So you're up against the elements in the cold. 895 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,460 The bitter, biting cold. 896 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:15,560 Then your immune system would take an absolute bathroom. 897 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,100 From the sauce. 898 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,320 Then lack of sleep probably because you're up trips around town. 899 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,020 You know. 900 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,120 Doing Stag stuff. 901 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,360 And... 902 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,840 All sorts. 903 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:29,860 All sorts. 904 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:32,060 I just hope that you're okay anyway. 905 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,500 And that you're not... 906 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,340 Leaving yourself open for a Christmas caboodle. 907 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,820 A real bad humdinger. 908 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,320 There's an awful dose of shite going around. 909 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,320 There's an awful dose going around. 910 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,380 And touch wood. 911 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,680 It's not landed at my doorstep yet. 912 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,120 That's 83 minutes on the clock there. 913 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,940 And bloody hell I'm not even... 914 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,320 Getting the noodles going. 915 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:13,060 I remember a while back reading about a guy... 916 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:16,100 Who kept breaking into a farm to roll around in the slurry. 917 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,160 And wank! 918 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,220 Says baby squid. 919 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,460 Well... 920 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,260 It's a... 921 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:23,920 It's an interesting concept. 922 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,480 But not one I'd want to really know more about. 923 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,460 And was that in Ireland was it? 924 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,140 I mean... 925 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:32,020 I'm asking you about it because now I'm interested. 926 00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:32,440 But I mean... 927 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,380 I don't really want to know anything more about it. 928 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:34,880 But I mean... 929 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,060 Was that in Ireland was it? 930 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,820 Thank you very much. 931 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:41,600 Ivan and Steph. 932 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,640 Merry Merry Christmas to you. 933 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,580 And stay safe from the gameplay. 934 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,660 Don't worry about that. 935 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,540 That's Somerset. 936 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,080 It's never going to happen here anyway. 937 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,080 Although there was a fellow drowned... 938 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,540 Around Rum Shnah. 939 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,560 Who was caught engaging in a bit of fucking gimpery. 940 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,380 And he's not right. 941 00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,100 He's out of sorts. 942 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:08,960 He's taken to the bed since then. 943 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,380 I don't think anybody's... 944 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:10,820 You know... 945 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:13,860 Retired from public life so to speak. 946 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,080 But he was never a celebrity. 947 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:15,520 You know... 948 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,340 He was... 949 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:17,540 Infamous. 950 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:24,180 Thank you very much to none other than Anaconda G. 951 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,940 Very kind of you. 952 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:31,840 And a very, very festive Christmas wish to you. 953 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,780 And all the best. 954 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:35,580 And hopefully... 955 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,780 You're powering through... 956 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,620 Into 2025. 957 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,680 The year of our Lord. 958 00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,060 With gusto... 959 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,680 And might. 960 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,640 Let's get moving on this. 961 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,760 Make sure I've... 962 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,340 Not missed anybody out here. 963 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,340 Thank you very much. 964 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,200 I've got a bit of... 965 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,260 Anaconda G. 966 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:00,220 Snake Pit. 967 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:01,480 Somerset Gimp. 968 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,240 I... 969 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,460 Did a bit of... 970 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,520 Christmas tinsel in there. 971 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,100 And I've added it there. 972 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,780 Even though it's daylight outside... 973 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:13,800 I just wanted to keep that... 974 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,560 So the people... 975 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,460 Were passing by... 976 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,160 Didn't see me... 977 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,080 Cooking and talking into a camera. 978 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,340 Because then they'd start staring as well... 979 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,960 And it would probably be a bit... 980 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:23,960 It... 981 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,720 It wouldn't... 982 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,740 It wouldn't work for me. 983 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:26,940 It wouldn't work. 984 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:27,940 It wouldn't work. 985 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,280 Dara Ruddy. 986 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,200 Thank you very much. 987 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:37,780 Now. 988 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,940 The thing I like about the noodles... 989 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,880 What I did the last time... 990 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,520 Is it's going to be the same really... 991 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,240 But it's... 992 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,600 A bit of a difference... 993 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,300 In what I put in... 994 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,380 At what different time. 995 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,840 But what I do love about these noodles... 996 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,000 Is the spice level... 997 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,200 The fact that you get a soup... 998 00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,460 And the elementariness of it... 999 00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:01,880 The alimentation of it... 1000 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,920 It's just very simple and basic. 1001 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,660 Flour and water... 1002 00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:06,660 Tomato... 1003 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,200 Tomato... 1004 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:07,660 Onion... 1005 00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,120 Garlic... 1006 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,120 Garlic... 1007 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,920 A few eggs... 1008 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,920 And then... 1009 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,920 Lovely thick stemmed coriander... 1010 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,120 That you get in most... 1011 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,920 Asian and Indian... 1012 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920 Adjacent... 1013 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920 Shops... 1014 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,380 Shops... 1015 00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:24,880 Don't bother with those pot plants... 1016 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,600 That you do get in... 1017 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,380 Little Alde Tesco... 1018 00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,060 Super Value... 1019 00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:30,380 Whatever you go... 1020 00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,380 They don't do it right... 1021 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,380 Unless you're in a Super Value... 1022 00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:35,180 Like as I always say... 1023 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,180 Baladrain... 1024 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,180 Which has... 1025 00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:39,180 That kind of... 1026 00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:43,440 It has an Asian section down the back... 1027 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,700 The size of that stem... 1028 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:46,380 Flavor... 1029 00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:47,700 Flavor Bang... 1030 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,120 Flavor Bang... 1031 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,120 Extreme Flavor Bang... 1032 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,260 You can't lose it... 1033 00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:54,860 Car bean... 1034 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,260 Thank you very much... 1035 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,120 And... 1036 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,260 Loves to schlog... 1037 00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:58,700 Very... 1038 00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,400 Very kind of you... 1039 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,380 Please... 1040 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:01,160 Happy Christmas... 1041 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:01,600 Big man... 1042 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,760 Please tell Sassy... 1043 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,420 To finish her kebab... 1044 00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,120 Get that kebab... 1045 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,120 Dispatched... 1046 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,120 Merry Christmas... 1047 00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:14,120 And then... 1048 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,120 As for hot sauce... 1049 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:16,940 I mean... 1050 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,460 You could go with your Sriracha... 1051 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:19,840 But I don't have any left... 1052 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,460 At the moment... 1053 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,460 It's all gone... 1054 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,460 Eh... 1055 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,580 And... 1056 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:28,220 To be honest with you... 1057 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:29,460 I tried this last day... 1058 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:30,460 The Habanero... 1059 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,460 Caribbean... 1060 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,660 Salsa Picante... 1061 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,460 Chili Habanero... 1062 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,460 Just a few droplets... 1063 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:37,900 A real nice... 1064 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,460 Gentle squeeze of that... 1065 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:40,460 Is all you need... 1066 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:41,960 And... 1067 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,460 If you really want to go nuclear on it... 1068 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,460 I got these as part of a four pack... 1069 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,460 A four pack... 1070 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,460 I am down to the... 1071 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,380 Final two... 1072 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,460 The green and the red are gone... 1073 00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:52,460 But... 1074 00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,460 If you want to go nuclear... 1075 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:54,460 I am looking forward to this... 1076 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:56,460 But I don't think I will ever be able to try it... 1077 00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:59,460 What would the doctor tell me to look after the stomach... 1078 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:01,460 This... 1079 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,460 Is... 1080 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,460 Is... 1081 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,460 It's got a black... 1082 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,460 Special black... 1083 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,460 Label on it... 1084 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:06,460 It's saying... 1085 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,460 Extra hot... 1086 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,460 From... 1087 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:11,460 Yucatan... 1088 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,460 Extra... 1089 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,460 Picante... 1090 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,460 Triple X... 1091 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,460 XX... 1092 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,460 XX... 1093 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,460 Yeah... 1094 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,460 Not for the faint of heart... 1095 00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,460 Salsa... 1096 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:25,460 Cut Billick De... 1097 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,460 Chili Habanero... 1098 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,460 Elucteco... 1099 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,460 Declaracion Nutrimental... 1100 00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,460 Contadino Energetico... 1101 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,460 Por... 1102 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,460 100.040 KJ... 1103 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:32,460 Kilojoule... 1104 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,460 Grasas Saturadas... 1105 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,460 Grasas Trans... 1106 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:35,460 So it's trans... 1107 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,460 Adjacent... 1108 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:52,080 por 100 mil 40 KJ. Grasas saturadas. Grasas trans. So it's trans adjacent. It's got a sucrus 1109 00:41:52,080 --> 00:42:01,120 aficiadas on it. But we can see from the ingredients here, chili habaneros, agua, tomat, sal yodada, 1110 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:27,360 cebola, that's an onion, acetic acid, acido acético, vegetable acete, comestible, and all that good stuff, other stuff in Spanish. Lot of other Spanish ingredients in there. You've either got it or you don't. You've either got it or you don't. 1111 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:41,360 Might just have a crisp there before we get cooking because I'm awful hungry. I have a few salt and vinegars that I got for 150. Other crisps are available. It's nice to get these boys going. 1112 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:54,360 Thank you very much. And the other Jeff. 1113 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:15,360 Mmm. Thank you very much. Can you tell Rachel who's watching you from across the room that she's a legend? Rachel, all the best. And I hope you have many great crisps over the Christmas period. 1114 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:33,360 And you're a legend as well. And you're a legend as well. According to Jeff. And me as well. And can you sum up how your year has been? Feels only a month ago that we were watching Francis play Hitman. Stay safe. 1115 00:43:33,360 --> 00:44:01,360 Well, I think that was two years. I think he last played Hitman two years ago. Would you believe that? Thank you very much. Dispacho, Gaspacho. And Decaf. Very, very kind of you. I need to be on the decaf myself. But it's hard to do that. I was shocked the other day. I was watching Connor Williams' stream. 1116 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:30,360 He was ordering green tea. Because he wanted a decaf beverage. And then everyone was saying in the chat there that it's actually got caffeine in it. Unbelievable. It's like you can't have anything good. I think. Chamomile might not have it. But that's. That's stuff you give to. 1117 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:47,860 To soft shites. You know. It's not. It's not a proper drink. That's for sleep. That's what you give to someone who wants to go to bed. You're not going to get. A boast from chamomile. 1118 00:44:52,360 --> 00:45:16,360 I picked up a lovely bit of Wednesday. It has some cherries on it. Look at the colour of that. It's going to be nice on a few crackers. Show you the crackers. I got a few sea salt crackers as well. Thank you very much there. Big red. I'd highly recommend the East End green chilli sauce. It's got great flavour. Would you have to go to... 1119 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:30,360 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The East End brand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you mean. They have that down the back. That's right down the back of the shop. I'll get that maybe the next time. Kenny. Thank you very, very much for your kind, heart and generous tip. 1120 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:52,680 Slug on, Tom. Slug on to fuck, you say. I hope you're aware. An anti-trop. Now, I always buy kilo blocks of cheese for all the family at Christmas. A lovely gift to bring into the coming year. I tell you, it's a great place to get cheese now. That Rua place over in Casper Bar. They've got some good cheeses in there. You need to bring your wallet. 1121 00:45:54,360 --> 00:46:19,360 Sorry about that. There's a bit of a burp. Where's those crackers? I got these now. There's sea salt crackers. I might have one of them first just to see how they taste. I think they taste good though. Because I had something of the similar brand before. But they were horrible. They had horrible. They had horrible on them. 1122 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:45,820 I want to put a bit of Wednesday. I'll save the Wednesday, dear. I just want to have a taste of the cracker. Because if they're not up to scratch, then I can pick up another packet when I'm out shopping tomorrow or the day after. 1123 00:46:45,820 --> 00:47:13,540 Oh, that's a lovely bit of salt in there. Nice and salty. Sea salt. That's the final whistle. 1124 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:29,780 They're bowing. United fans are bowing. Unbelievable. Statement results, they'll say that is for Bournemouth. Statement stuff. And what kind of a statement is that from United? That's a bad statement. 1125 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:58,260 That's not a great cracker. I'll have another one. I will have another one. Piggy Schmarrs, I know a fella at the match. His Christmas is in tattles. Look, I don't like to be laughing at anyone's misfortune if you've gone all the way over. That's sad. It's very sad. 1126 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:18,200 Very sad for you. Where is that leave United now on the table? Yeah, these are some really salty crackers. 1127 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:43,900 There are some great crackers. Bournemouth into fifth. Would you believe it? Would you have thought that now? Beginning of season, Man City in seventh place. Come Christmas. And United. Or what? What are they like? 15th? 1128 00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:51,720 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Christian. 1129 00:48:53,540 --> 00:49:05,200 Merry Christmas, Tom. Have my Cole Chan hat on. Ready to go for Liverpool Spurs. You're saying Liverpool v Spurs there, Christian, is it? Not Spurs v Liverpool. That's why I think Spurs will get something from it. 1130 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:36,540 Squishy. Thank you very much. Have a grand old time this Christmas. Squish. I thank you. I will indeed. I hope you will do as well. And Toshty. Have an old Christmas Toshty there now, boy. Tell you, I do put my Toshties. I make them in the air fryer. They're fantastic. You just spread a bit of butter on both sides of the bread. Then put your filling inside the middle. Squish it together. Stick it in. 1131 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:58,780 Stick it in. 10 minutes. Flip it around after five. You might not even need 10 minutes, to be honest, if it's preheated. Thank you very much, Toshty. Anyway, Johnny Giles. At least Leeds had a good result yesterday, you see. They did, Johnny. They did indeed. Stay with her, Johnny, Johnny. Stay with her, Johnny. 1132 00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:19,540 With Dan James. With Dan James. Brendan Aronson. Manor Solomon. I can't remember who got the other goal, but they'll go, if they end up going up, it's like, they're going to need another fucking what? Another, I think you need another 10 bloody players. 1133 00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:43,920 Because the standard is just not high enough for the Premiership at all. It's like a yo-yo characteristic of these teams. There's a big dearth of gap in quality between top and bottom of the Championship. When you get to the Premiership, then it's like, even if you're not playing in Europe, you need backup in every position. 1134 00:50:43,920 --> 00:51:04,980 And the players that are first-team selection, they need to be a cut above a team that wins the Championship. So it's... I don't know. It's hard to be... If you're a fan of any team there that's in that yo-yo position, it's hard to really remain truly optimistic. But miracles can happen. 1135 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:21,660 Thank you very much, Davey Biscuits. Were you watching the scrap last night, Tommy? I wasn't watching it. No, Tyson Fury got bad today. I wasn't watching it. I just saw a few highlight punches on Sky News earlier on. 1136 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:34,340 Thank you very much, Milo, for your tip there. And Schulte. Very, very kind of you. Look, we... I mean, I... The point of this now is to get noodles on the go. 1137 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:43,260 Let's try and get these noodles going on. I'm trying to put my phone over here so I can see chat if it's happening. 1138 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,880 Done, done, please, boy. Thank you very much. 1139 00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:49,540 Very, very kind of you. 1140 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:51,240 Merry Christmast. 1141 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,520 And happy new chair. 1142 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,900 To each and every one of you. 1143 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:02,700 Now, we change that there. 1144 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:04,120 We get that on. 1145 00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:05,720 We put this down here. 1146 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,180 And then we can see if chat is happening. 1147 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:08,960 It's happening. 1148 00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:12,080 There we go. 1149 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:12,800 There I am. 1150 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:35,700 I don't know if you can read there. Maybe it's just not coming through, but there's people there. Look. Jack, Power, Frank O'Berry, Jen Murphy. 1151 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:54,800 He gives more. Right. Right, what will we do here? What I will do now, I'll just put you on the clip. I'll clip you in so that you've got a first-person view of the situation. 1152 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:21,020 Richard Keyes and Andy Gray around there. And the thing they're just showing us now. United. Best cover it in case I get brought down. Man, United are in 13th place now. 1153 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:47,140 United are in 13th. Well, that's how life goes, I suppose. One day you're top of the mountainside, as I was saying. Someone was asking me about what the favourite song would be at a karaoke. 1154 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:55,540 B, New York, New York. If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere. That's the wrong lyric. No, what am I? That's life. Sinatra, that's life. 1155 00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:07,580 Flying high in April. Shut down in May. But I know I'm gonna make it soon. When I'm back on top. Back on top in June. 1156 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:14,960 But I don't think United will be back on top in June. And plus, the season will have well ended by then. Do you know? 1157 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,920 So they could still be shot down in May. 1158 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:26,440 Old blue eyes. Omer, old blue eyes. Old blue eyes. Thank you very much there. 1159 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,260 Niall Schallard. 1160 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:31,880 And Simon Jacobs. 1161 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,780 And Bobson Dugnut. Thank you very much. 1162 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,380 Lads, very, very kind of you. 1163 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:42,740 Hi, Tommy. There's a great show on RT today about the old show bands. 1164 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,760 Would you have been out in the dance halls back in those days? I would indeed. 1165 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,560 A lot, a lot of show bands. 1166 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,820 Would have got the Tommy treatment. 1167 00:54:52,820 --> 00:55:00,620 Ballroom of romance. 1168 00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:06,660 Shake, rattle and roll. 1169 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,800 I said, shake, rattle and roll. 1170 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,260 The Tommy two-step was in full force. 1171 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,420 Patented. 1172 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,660 I'm not sure. Did you see the shoes there, lads? 1173 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:25,840 Was there enough angle to see the shoes? 1174 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,960 If not, we'll go again. 1175 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,900 There we have it. 1176 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:37,140 Beautiful stuff. 1177 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,540 We have a dinner to make. 1178 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,700 With a soup to make. 1179 00:55:41,700 --> 00:56:11,240 Do you know? 1180 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:12,380 And that's without music. 1181 00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:14,160 Imagine how good that would have been with it. 1182 00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:16,900 I just wanted to show you that it's... 1183 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:17,660 Martial memory. 1184 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,900 It's ingrained. 1185 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:22,720 Ingrained. 1186 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:24,480 Now. 1187 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,480 Let's start with the flower. 1188 00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:32,260 Just take it nice and easy. 1189 00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,520 It's not a speed run like the last time, you know. 1190 00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:35,900 This is... 1191 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:36,160 This is... 1192 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:36,440 This is... 1193 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,140 What's that part of the way? 1194 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:39,740 Oh, no. 1195 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:46,200 This is just a nice enjoy yourself bit of noodlage. 1196 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,780 This isn't enjoy yourself. 1197 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:50,620 Take your time. 1198 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:51,720 Enjoy it. 1199 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,260 It's Christmas. 1200 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,420 We don't want any disasters. 1201 00:57:01,420 --> 00:57:02,220 Tuck in there. 1202 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,320 I need to get a belt on. 1203 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,000 But I can't. 1204 00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:06,200 I misplaced my belt. 1205 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,820 I wouldn't want to get any tinsel into the fucking thing as well. 1206 00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:22,920 That stuff gets all over the place. 1207 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,780 Tommy tinsel. 1208 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,980 That's what that would be. 1209 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,280 And there's a... 1210 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,640 I think a tendency to... 1211 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,800 Overdo it on the flower there the last time. 1212 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,680 Because... 1213 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:47,700 You know, with the speed of light that I was trying to travel and making the meal and getting it done fast. 1214 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,780 That had an effect. 1215 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:51,540 Do you know? 1216 00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:53,560 On the quality of it. 1217 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,160 The consistency of it. 1218 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,160 But they were still good. 1219 00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:58,920 The one thing I would have said is that... 1220 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,540 What I'm doing differently now is... 1221 00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:03,320 There's no need for that little bit of passata out of a bottle. 1222 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,740 Just three... 1223 00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:05,940 Three... 1224 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:06,920 Lovely tomatoes. 1225 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,840 Vine tomatoes if you can. 1226 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:10,120 Because they've got the best flavour. 1227 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,880 One massive onion. 1228 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,280 Or two of these lads that are about that size. 1229 00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:16,160 Half a garlic. 1230 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,880 Half a bulb of garlic. 1231 00:58:27,260 --> 00:58:28,920 Thank you very much Johnny boy. 1232 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,780 Merry Christmas Tommy. 1233 00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:32,680 Shout out to my wife Mitzi. 1234 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,060 Who loves your noodle recipe. 1235 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,740 I'll tell you something Mitzi. 1236 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:37,720 You're gonna love this. 1237 00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:38,520 It's an even better... 1238 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,060 It's the same recipe but better. 1239 00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:42,780 And done in a better fashion. 1240 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:44,940 Tommy's... 1241 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:47,080 Authentic... 1242 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,340 Chinese Asian noodle explosion. 1243 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,000 Taught to me by a real life Chinese person. 1244 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,180 I'm not gonna go into detail about who they were. 1245 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,080 This is what I've started to do as well. 1246 00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,520 Don't worry the hands are clean. 1247 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:00,120 I've washed them. 1248 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,380 Do this. 1249 00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,840 This is what I call Tommy holes. 1250 00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:05,760 And you can see there. 1251 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,460 I've got a bed of flour. 1252 00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:09,500 And then... 1253 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,600 Tommy hole it. 1254 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,360 To the maximum. 1255 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,580 Like that. 1256 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:16,500 Got these little... 1257 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,920 Situations. 1258 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,400 I like to call them. 1259 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:20,400 I like to call them. 1260 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,400 And then... 1261 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,400 Very gently... 1262 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,400 And very delicately... 1263 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,400 Try and... 1264 00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,320 Get splodges of water. 1265 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:40,740 Little splodges inside each and every one of your tummy holes. 1266 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,400 Like that. 1267 00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:44,960 A few plops. 1268 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,260 Nothing too serious. 1269 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,140 Nothing too hectic. 1270 00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:52,620 And go... 1271 00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:53,120 Just there. 1272 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:53,700 You know... 1273 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,520 Make it... 1274 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,020 Make a start on it like that. 1275 00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:58,020 Roll up the sleeves here. 1276 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,540 Make a start on it. 1277 01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,120 You don't really want to go too much and overdo it. 1278 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,740 You don't want to mess up your dough. 1279 01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:09,260 The dough is a labour of love. 1280 01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,720 I think maybe... 1281 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,600 I should put on some Chinese music here. 1282 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,520 Like last time as well. 1283 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,620 Just to really... 1284 01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:18,140 Authenticate the experience. 1285 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,040 I think I remember seeing somebody in the chat say... 1286 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,800 Apologies to any Chinese people watching this. 1287 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,420 He doesn't understand what he's saying or what he's talking about. 1288 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,280 I just thought that was rude. 1289 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,060 For me you're insulting me. 1290 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,380 And then you're... 1291 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:36,040 You're actually leading... 1292 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,280 Any potential Chinese viewers... 1293 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,840 Down... 1294 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,220 The wrong street. 1295 01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:47,580 I don't know. 1296 01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:48,820 I don't know who said it Frank. 1297 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:49,960 I don't know who said it. 1298 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,520 I'd rather re-watch the United game... 1299 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,080 Than listen to this garbage. 1300 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:01,980 Says Mickey Bo. 1301 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,940 Listen to this garbage. 1302 01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:07,800 And then you've retracted the message there Mickey. 1303 01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:09,500 But I've seen it. 1304 01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:10,980 It's too late. 1305 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:12,980 And unfortunately... 1306 01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:14,980 It's time... 1307 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,980 To put you in... 1308 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:20,140 To our Chinese dispatchement box. 1309 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,380 Actually wait a sec. 1310 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,560 You came back with something just as I was about to send you away. 1311 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,200 Let me see it. 1312 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,800 Oh it was a rake of laughing emoji faces. 1313 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:32,760 Okay. 1314 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:33,700 Don't worry. 1315 01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:36,980 You're going back into the Chinese dispatchement box. 1316 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:37,900 Now... 1317 01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:45,240 I'm a big proponent of the fist. 1318 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,400 The Chinese fist. 1319 01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:48,900 Like this. 1320 01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:51,620 To start off your situation. 1321 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,900 But already I can feel that... 1322 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:54,300 Just... 1323 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:57,400 There is not enough H2O in our mix up. 1324 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,900 To really... 1325 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,340 Start getting going. 1326 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:01,880 So we're going to have to... 1327 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:02,380 Re... 1328 01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:02,880 Consult... 1329 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,000 Mr. Ishka. 1330 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:05,820 Right here. 1331 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,860 For a few more drops. 1332 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,840 And what we will do is create some... 1333 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,360 Additional Tommy holes. 1334 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,240 But... 1335 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,880 They're not really going to... 1336 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:13,880 Uh... 1337 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,640 Be great holes. 1338 01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:16,880 Because... 1339 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,720 Already the process of the... 1340 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,120 The dough making... 1341 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,320 Extreme dough situation has begun. 1342 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,660 So we're just going to have to... 1343 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,860 Wait and see what... 1344 01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:28,700 What happens here. 1345 01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:29,740 Sean Perl. 1346 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,340 Nullaghana from... 1347 01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:34,740 All the lads who hit the ballroom of no chance... 1348 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,740 In Glenfern back in the day. 1349 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,440 Thank you very much. 1350 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,580 A few more Tommy plops and shplops. 1351 01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:45,280 Should do the trick here. 1352 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,680 Straight into this. 1353 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:47,580 I mean... 1354 01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:49,540 I suppose the good thing about the lash time was... 1355 01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:49,980 Was... 1356 01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:51,980 Trying me to do it really fast. 1357 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,120 And that did... 1358 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,540 Mean that I wasn't hanging around. 1359 01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:56,600 And you could see how the meal get made fast. 1360 01:02:58,180 --> 01:02:58,500 Uh... 1361 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,960 So I should try and... 1362 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,220 I'm going to try and keep a bit of pace up. 1363 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:03,420 But... 1364 01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:04,420 Uh... 1365 01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:07,240 I'm not going to break my neck. 1366 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,400 Or worry about it. 1367 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,640 You know I'm not going to let it affect my mind. 1368 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,520 Slow as pro... 1369 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:18,060 As pro. 1370 01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:28,660 We last a bit there. 1371 01:03:28,660 --> 01:03:29,060 So... 1372 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:29,180 We last a bit there. 1373 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:29,660 So... 1374 01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:30,780 We last a bit there. 1375 01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:38,880 Just feel like... 1376 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:43,740 It isn't enough water at this stage. 1377 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,880 I think we might have actually put in... 1378 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:49,540 More flour than we bargained for. 1379 01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:52,360 Yeah. 1380 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:53,200 Yeah we did. 1381 01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:53,700 We're going... 1382 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,120 We're going... 1383 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,580 We're going to put in more water here. 1384 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,280 More water. 1385 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,600 It's going to be sticky. 1386 01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:07,820 But if it is fuck it. 1387 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:08,800 We can add more flour. 1388 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,360 Have I got meat to go with these? 1389 01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:19,380 It says Pepsi scrolls. 1390 01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:21,300 I have no meat. 1391 01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:22,540 That's the thing with this as well. 1392 01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:24,780 It's a vegetarian scenario. 1393 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:25,880 I mean I've meat in the fridge. 1394 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:26,980 But I wouldn't bother. 1395 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,560 I wouldn't bother. 1396 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,980 I'd just go pure... 1397 01:04:29,980 --> 01:04:32,300 Spicy tomato noodle soup. 1398 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:36,100 And... 1399 01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:36,960 The protein. 1400 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,840 You can add protein from the egg. 1401 01:04:39,420 --> 01:04:39,720 Do you know. 1402 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,620 If you want to go down the route of putting... 1403 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,560 Oh I'll tell you what I did. 1404 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:44,700 Tell you what I did last day. 1405 01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:45,560 I made this. 1406 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,800 And then I put in a fucking spoonful of bovril. 1407 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,380 And I turned it into a beef. 1408 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:52,640 Spicy beef. 1409 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,060 And tomato noodle. 1410 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:56,240 Exposition. 1411 01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:59,540 Fantastic stuff. 1412 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:04,460 Christ. 1413 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,140 I'm just thinking about it now. 1414 01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,560 And how... 1415 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,640 Supercharged that made me feel. 1416 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,300 It felt right. 1417 01:05:11,420 --> 01:05:12,760 Everything about it felt right. 1418 01:05:13,420 --> 01:05:14,540 I felt... 1419 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,740 Like the world was coming together. 1420 01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:29,520 Now it's beginning to... 1421 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,260 Take shape. 1422 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,500 The dough is beginning to take shape. 1423 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,460 The mashing is beginning to occur. 1424 01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:40,220 There's a bit of give in it now. 1425 01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:43,600 And we start to really pulverize. 1426 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,500 And squash. 1427 01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:45,780 And pulverize. 1428 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:46,500 And squash. 1429 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,160 And all this will begin. 1430 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,180 And all this will begin. 1431 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:53,700 It still looks a little bit dusty down there. 1432 01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:54,860 It's a bit of a dust bowl. 1433 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,180 Chinese music please. 1434 01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:57,560 Okay. 1435 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,600 Let's get it going. 1436 01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,420 Oddity Media. 1437 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:00,320 Let's get that going. 1438 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:01,900 A moment here. 1439 01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:03,380 I need to put that down. 1440 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,000 Put some of this fucking dough off the fingers there. 1441 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,520 Okay Google. 1442 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:13,980 Play... 1443 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:17,000 Shenmue 2 soundtrack. 1444 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,040 Okay. 1445 01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:22,160 Playing the album Shenmue 3. 1446 01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:23,900 The definitive soundtrack on Spotify. 1447 01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,900 That's the wrong one, isn't it? 1448 01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:37,460 Okay, Google. 1449 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,260 Volume up two. 1450 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,300 It says it's playing it from... 1451 01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:54,740 Chinese from three. I wanted it from two. 1452 01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:56,740 You know. 1453 01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:05,540 That's not what I wanted. 1454 01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,340 That'll do. 1455 01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:18,660 Welcome to China. Welcome to China. 1456 01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:26,500 Thank you very much, Kerry. Do not read this out. I don't... 1457 01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:32,660 I don't know. 1458 01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:45,300 Yeah, I don't know what you mean there, but thanks for the tip. 1459 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:59,460 I think we might even be able to add a little bit more water here. More water. 1460 01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:04,980 Real Chinese stuff we're dealing with here. 1461 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,340 That might be too much water there. 1462 01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:22,260 It's gone squidgy McDidge there now. 1463 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:31,940 But it's gonna make it very nice and squidgery do. 1464 01:08:35,380 --> 01:08:36,980 Give me a little bit more flour there. 1465 01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:39,460 Smidgen. 1466 01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:44,180 Smidgen. 1467 01:08:44,180 --> 01:09:00,260 Gary Teeling says I'm away to China now. Beautiful. 1468 01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:12,100 Where are you going? What part are you going? I've often dreamt of going out there. 1469 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,540 But I've never been. 1470 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:21,540 Okay, Google. Volume down one. 1471 01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:31,220 Fucking hell. We've gone with too much, too much water there now. It's gone very sticky. 1472 01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,580 It's gone very sticky. 1473 01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:38,580 Soon it will be very smooth. 1474 01:09:39,780 --> 01:09:48,340 Like a beautiful lady's face. But right now it's sticky and squidgy and not great. It's like the size of a man's heart. 1475 01:09:48,340 --> 01:10:09,300 It's getting better now. It's getting better. 1476 01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,540 Get flour on the board. 1477 01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:16,420 And says Darren, you're going too far ahead of me here. 1478 01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:21,940 Because what I need to do is make sure we get our dough ball nice and smooth. 1479 01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:27,860 And then we leave it to sit while we prepare our other ingredients. 1480 01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:35,140 And then we'll roll it out on our board and start to make the actual noodles. 1481 01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:47,700 Yeah, I think it's going to be another bit of flour necessary, really. It's just... 1482 01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:51,860 It's good. It's good dough. It's getting there. But it's not there yet, you know. 1483 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:58,500 No matter how much kneading and pulling and squidging and hammering I'm giving it, it's still 1484 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:03,300 a bit too sticky for my liking. But it's beginning to become a little bit more smooth. 1485 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:13,060 It's lost that squid texture. It's lost the squid texture and it's getting there. 1486 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:23,220 Okay Google, play music from Shenmue 2. 1487 01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:30,340 Playing the album Shenmue 3, the definitive soundtrack on Spotify. 1488 01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:32,020 Fuck's sake, you're joking me. 1489 01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:36,740 Okay Google. 1490 01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:39,460 Next. 1491 01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:45,620 Okay Google. 1492 01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:47,540 Next. 1493 01:11:51,860 --> 01:12:05,220 That's it. That's a bit more. That's a bit more. That's a bit better. 1494 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:10,980 And I don't need any more flour on that until we actually make the thing. It's good now. It's getting very smooth. 1495 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,020 It's getting nice and smooth. 1496 01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:32,020 Why is Google changed? It used to be a lady's voice as well, now it's a fella's voice and they used to play what you wanted when you asked it to and now it's not. 1497 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:45,020 Cyril Roman, what are you making, tell me it's the name of the stream, Cyril. It's the name of the stream. 1498 01:12:45,020 --> 01:13:07,020 *Sounds of music* 1499 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:16,020 Now, now we're rockin' and rollin', ya fucker. Sorry about that. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Pat. 1500 01:13:16,020 --> 01:13:24,020 *Sounds of music* 1501 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:27,020 It's when you get to this stage, you wanna absolutely batter it. 1502 01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:31,020 *Sounds of music* 1503 01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,020 Don't ever, ever... 1504 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:35,020 *Sounds of music* 1505 01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:37,020 Go... 1506 01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,020 Sticky again. 1507 01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:41,020 Don't besmirch me! 1508 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:43,020 Sorry about that. 1509 01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:45,020 I'm sorry about that. 1510 01:13:45,020 --> 01:14:15,000 I'm sorry about that. 1511 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:25,000 I think that's it now. 1512 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:30,000 So now we have a lovely smooth dough ball. 1513 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,000 Look at how smooth that is. 1514 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,000 A lovely soft face. 1515 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000 I got a bit of extra dough on it though. 1516 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:45,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1517 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:49,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1518 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1519 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1520 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1521 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1522 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1523 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1524 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1525 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1526 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1527 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1528 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1529 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1530 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1531 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1532 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1533 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1534 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1535 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1536 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1537 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1538 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1539 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1540 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1541 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1542 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1543 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1544 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1545 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1546 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1547 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1548 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1549 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1550 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1551 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1552 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1553 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1554 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1555 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1556 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1557 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1558 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1559 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1560 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1561 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,000 I got a bit of extra dough. 1562 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:49,000 Can you say sorry to Kevin Martin for leaving him without saying goodbye to him the last night in the pub? 1563 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,000 I said you called me so I had to leave in a rush. 1564 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000 Well there you go. 1565 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000 The message has been dispatched. 1566 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,000 Ni hao Kevin Martin. 1567 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:02,000 Sorry to Kevin Martin and ni hao to China. 1568 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:10,000 A big shout out to any Chinese people who are watching the stream. 1569 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000 All the way out there. 1570 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:15,000 Behind the great firewall. 1571 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:22,000 Which your government has put up against your job. 1572 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,000 We can actually leave that there now. 1573 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000 Put that over there. 1574 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:35,000 And let it just think about life. 1575 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,000 I'm just going to try and get rid of some of the excess dough off my fingers. 1576 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:44,000 Put this bloody thing here. 1577 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:48,000 You have your best trying to put the rest of the dough into there. 1578 01:16:48,000 --> 01:17:17,980 I don't know. 1579 01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:47,960 I don't know. 1580 01:17:47,960 --> 01:18:01,360 Now it's a nice relaxing and meditative few moments where we chop the elementary remaining ingredients. 1581 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:07,840 That of garlic, onion and tomato. 1582 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:18,640 Using the iron heel of your hand method. 1583 01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:24,540 You can just crush these bad boys up and then dismantle them. 1584 01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:38,520 Fists of garlic. 1585 01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:53,380 We will get a little container for the detritus. 1586 01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:56,780 There we go. 1587 01:18:56,780 --> 01:19:03,780 Instead of just scooping it up off the side of the counter. 1588 01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:13,120 I used to be very methodical about the garlic. 1589 01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:17,280 I'd get rid of the top bit as well that's not nice. 1590 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,400 You know that little hard bit. 1591 01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:23,280 But now I just chop it all up and lash it into the soap. 1592 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,060 I'm not wasting time. 1593 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,560 Getting rid of a little hard bit on the top of the garlic. 1594 01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:49,380 Thank you very much. 1595 01:19:49,380 --> 01:19:51,140 Sluggies chef school. 1596 01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:55,480 Maybe I will actually look at the size of that one. 1597 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:56,720 I don't want that in there. 1598 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,040 Don't want that in there. 1599 01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:02,000 Getting rid of that one. 1600 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:12,200 The reason I'm not using full blown chilies. 1601 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,100 Is just because. 1602 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,260 I have a hard time judging. 1603 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,900 How spicy they are and how many you need. 1604 01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,880 Whereas I feel as though with the sauce. 1605 01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:25,080 I know what I'm getting. 1606 01:20:26,740 --> 01:20:29,380 I know how much to lash in. 1607 01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:32,400 If I've had time to judge the chili. 1608 01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:34,520 Then I will. 1609 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,020 But you can never really. 1610 01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,360 Sometimes you can never know if you've just bought them. 1611 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:41,260 And. 1612 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:44,660 Also they have different effects. 1613 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:47,020 At different parts of the. 1614 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:48,500 The cooking process. 1615 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:49,740 So I'm. 1616 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,060 Sometimes left. 1617 01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:52,720 As an amateur. 1618 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:54,160 Unsure. 1619 01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:56,580 As to what time to throw in the chili. 1620 01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:58,260 You don't want it to be. 1621 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,000 Vaporized. 1622 01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:00,280 You know. 1623 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,040 You don't want the spice to go. 1624 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:02,900 Because you haven't. 1625 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:04,700 Put it in at the right time. 1626 01:21:05,780 --> 01:21:06,680 One thing I. 1627 01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,260 Did the last time. 1628 01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:09,740 Was I added apple cider vinegar. 1629 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,020 But. 1630 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,820 You really don't need to do that. 1631 01:21:12,140 --> 01:21:14,020 There's enough acidity in the tomatoes. 1632 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:15,580 To last you a lifetime. 1633 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:17,180 You know. 1634 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:21,840 And. 1635 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:21,840 And. 1636 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,920 People were saying. 1637 01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:23,640 I reviewed it. 1638 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:24,220 I reviewed it. 1639 01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:24,880 People were saying. 1640 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:27,640 You're using the wrong side of the knife. 1641 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:28,620 To. 1642 01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:29,860 Scrape away. 1643 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,480 Your chopped garlic. 1644 01:21:31,580 --> 01:21:32,440 And your chopped onions. 1645 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,580 You need to use the blunt. 1646 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,320 Edge. 1647 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,360 The old Jimmy blunt. 1648 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,220 Thank you very much. 1649 01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:39,280 Oddity media. 1650 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:40,400 For the tip. 1651 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:43,640 Are Liverpool on now. 1652 01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:44,480 Have they kicked off? 1653 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:46,200 They haven't kicked off. 1654 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:46,740 Half or. 1655 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:47,920 Half or kick off. 1656 01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:48,200 Is it? 1657 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:54,780 I'll get it on then, I'll get the match on then 1658 01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:56,460 I like this tune though 1659 01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:57,840 this wasn't in the 1660 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,160 the last soundtrack 1661 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:08,600 I was very obsessive 1662 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,520 about the level of chop that went 1663 01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,440 into the garlic the last time as well 1664 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,740 and I was really 1665 01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:16,220 going for finely chopped 1666 01:22:16,220 --> 01:22:18,980 now I'm fine with a little bit 1667 01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:23,020 of chunk 1668 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:23,760 here and there 1669 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:48,360 I think that's it 1670 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:56,820 blunt edge 1671 01:22:56,820 --> 01:23:05,300 so you're not scraping board 1672 01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:13,180 it's going to be a big pot of noodle soup that will make two massive meals 1673 01:23:13,180 --> 01:23:16,600 one for today and one for tomorrow's lunch 1674 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:22,640 might look like a frightening amount of garlic but it doesn't really come into it 1675 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:40,100 it's just enough and I might only need one and a half onion here then I'll save the other half of onion for another dish or labadins and some tuna mayonnaise for the sandwiches 1676 01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:54,860 thank you very much horses under starlight 1677 01:23:54,860 --> 01:24:07,860 Merry kind here. Merry Christmas. This is traditional Chinese Christmas noodles. 1678 01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:37,840 Christmas Chinese Christmas in China. It's a special time of year when all the Chinese come together. 1679 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:47,580 To celebrate Saint Nicholas and dispatch presents to each other as they've done for millennia. 1680 01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:54,900 They actually claim to have invented Christmas over there. The land of China. 1681 01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:06,580 Remarkable people. Remarkable food. Culture as well. Never been. Maybe one day. 1682 01:25:06,580 --> 01:25:16,580 Fly the flag of China. In China. Made in China. We see that all the time, don't we? 1683 01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:27,620 Traditional Chinese stuff. Traditional Chinese martial arts. Kung Fu. The Way of the Fist. 1684 01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:40,660 Shaolin monks. Shaolin boys. I think half an onion will do here. I'm beginning to cry right now. 1685 01:25:41,940 --> 01:25:49,620 Tears of onion. But also tears of emotion. The beautiful music. And just thoughts of China in general. 1686 01:25:50,420 --> 01:25:57,300 And the Chinese people. And the hardships they've faced. And adversities that they've faced as well. 1687 01:25:57,380 --> 01:26:03,340 You know, it hasn't been easy for them. But they've got there in the end. They've come through and they're stronger than ever now. 1688 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:14,500 They're strong people. They're strong people. They're strong culture. And they're going places. Their economy is beginning to pick up rapid pace. 1689 01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:24,220 And they're building fast stuff. Big stuff. Massive things. Bigger and better than anything that we have seen. 1690 01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:32,000 And it's... I think it's getting scary for some people. Especially Trump and all the boys and Biden and all them. 1691 01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:36,980 They never had good things to say about China. They were like, Chinese, now we need to watch out. Keep an eye on them. 1692 01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,400 Because they'll fucking... They'll do ya. 1693 01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:47,380 But I don't know. The people are the people. You know, whatever about the Chinese now. The people are the people. 1694 01:26:48,240 --> 01:27:01,600 And they're like me or you. Good, good, solid people. They like nice things. Good food. And family. And community spirit. Great community spirit. 1695 01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:11,460 Thank you very much there, Tupo. Do you mind if I cook along with you there, Tommy? Eggplant Balinese here. Go for it, man. 1696 01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:19,180 And Tobes. Thank you very much. There's a local near me who makes chili sauce under the pseudonym. 1697 01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:24,220 Horatio Ringblower. That sounds amazing. 1698 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,560 Anti-Trockner. Thank you very much. I've been watching the bear. 1699 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:31,320 And you and the nephew opened up a restaurant called The Schlug. 1700 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:37,860 I'd be in every day. Original flavors. Original, genuine ingredients. Great stuff. 1701 01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:51,860 Oh, we just wash these fucking tomatoes there and give them... 1702 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:57,760 Sorry about the language there. Just... I got a bit of a brain freeze. 1703 01:27:57,860 --> 01:28:02,340 Because I'm reading these messages and I'm... It's taking me out of the fucking floor. 1704 01:28:03,540 --> 01:28:05,540 Right. We'll do this and then... 1705 01:28:06,860 --> 01:28:09,900 Get that towel and dry the hands a little bit. 1706 01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:22,340 Now the final... Oh yeah, we need to get those first. 1707 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:25,540 I was going to say the eggs, but we haven't chapped these... 1708 01:28:26,540 --> 01:28:29,740 I thought there was a crack in the egg there. I was going to have to replace the egg. 1709 01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:31,360 We haven't chapped these tomato boys. 1710 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:35,360 Nice. 1711 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:36,520 Nice. 1712 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:40,980 The tomato is a very humble and beautiful fruit. 1713 01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:45,220 Some would say a vegetable. I would definitely call it a vegetable as well... 1714 01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:48,960 Because I wouldn't eat it like it were an apple or an orange. 1715 01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:56,500 I'd really, really treat it with the reverence and dignity that I would a vegetable. 1716 01:28:56,500 --> 01:29:10,460 That music is perfect. There's a little bit of mysticism. There's a little bit of intrigue built into that tune. 1717 01:29:10,460 --> 01:29:23,740 That music is perfect. There's a little bit of mysticism. There's a little bit of intrigue built into that tune. 1718 01:29:27,740 --> 01:29:50,540 Time to sharpen the knife. I think it's okay. Harry Williams, I think it does the trick. It's working. What about the Uyghurs? Thank you very much for the tip. Well, what about them? You know? There's a lot of consternation going on out there about them. 1719 01:29:50,540 --> 01:30:09,340 And look, from what I heard, there was a little bit of re-education going on. Okay? Let's not have a go at old China just because of everything we've been told about the Uyghur scenario. 1720 01:30:09,340 --> 01:30:38,180 There was just a bit of re-education needed. So... A train came along and they put people on a train and sent them to a camp. Now that sounds bad. But it wasn't a... From what I could gather, it wasn't a bad camp. It was a great camp and it had running water and food and everything. And then classrooms as well, you know? That's what I heard. 1721 01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:57,180 Do you know? And look, compared to history, where else have we heard about that? And what were those camps like? Now they definitely weren't like the ones that we've heard about in China. Now I'm not condoning what has gone on. Because I don't even know what has gone on out in China. 1722 01:30:57,180 --> 01:31:07,740 whatever it is we don't know we don't know until we're actually there and it's 1723 01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:14,820 faced we're faced with us the world shots from a drone or a helicopter that 1724 01:31:14,820 --> 01:31:18,180 shown a fella getting beaten though when he was getting after that's what I heard 1725 01:31:18,180 --> 01:31:25,020 but how do we not know that could have been so many I getting harder now to 1726 01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:35,580 really understand what is what and what is not because okay Google volume down now okay 1727 01:31:35,580 --> 01:31:46,620 Google volume down again now the volumes of three is getting okay Google are you 1728 01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:53,740 getting cheeky with me yeah you fucking didn't 1729 01:31:53,740 --> 01:31:58,420 keep it that way 1730 01:31:58,420 --> 01:32:02,360 but 1731 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:04,480 the thing is 1732 01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:06,560 you wouldn't really know what the hell's going on 1733 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,460 out there 1734 01:32:08,460 --> 01:32:11,000 unless you went out there 1735 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,300 for a little goosey gander yourself 1736 01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:15,640 from what I hear 1737 01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:17,160 the Uyghurs are good fellas 1738 01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:22,640 there just might have been a bit of a misunderstanding 1739 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:23,620 between them 1740 01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:26,500 and the official China 1741 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:27,780 people 1742 01:32:27,780 --> 01:32:30,340 and 1743 01:32:30,340 --> 01:32:34,240 you can't really say anything bad about China 1744 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,860 in China 1745 01:32:35,860 --> 01:32:37,540 do you know 1746 01:32:37,540 --> 01:32:40,560 even though they have 1747 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,640 good food you can't really say 1748 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,360 you can't speak your mind because 1749 01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:46,540 they'll do you 1750 01:32:46,540 --> 01:32:48,480 you might 1751 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,480 catch the midnight train to 1752 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,780 Shlab City if you say something wrong out there 1753 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:58,540 one of those brand new bullet trains that they've got one of those maglev trains 1754 01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:01,220 you'll be on one of them faster than you think 1755 01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:06,060 out to fucking no man's land 1756 01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:25,220 social credit score I'm not sure about that either you know you hear stuff being said about that 1757 01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:28,460 but is it really happening? 1758 01:33:28,660 --> 01:33:31,000 have people got a social credit score? 1759 01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:32,120 and 1760 01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:34,420 is there really 1761 01:33:34,420 --> 01:33:37,480 there's probably a social credit score going on here 1762 01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:39,880 but they just don't tell us about it 1763 01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:40,540 you know, everything 1764 01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:43,580 everyone has a little secret file 1765 01:33:43,580 --> 01:33:45,640 attached to their main file 1766 01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,140 you've got your PPS 1767 01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:49,800 and your social security 1768 01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,720 and then attached to that then 1769 01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:53,400 there's the 1770 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,600 intel file that they've scraped 1771 01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,140 which has 1772 01:33:58,140 --> 01:34:01,280 all the unofficial information about you 1773 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:01,980 that you've 1774 01:34:01,980 --> 01:34:04,820 willingly put out there, you know 1775 01:34:04,820 --> 01:34:08,660 he did this and such and such here 1776 01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:11,760 has been known to have said this in the past 1777 01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:14,700 XYZ 1778 01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:15,840 blah blah blah 1779 01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:20,920 but in China it's like they've gamified it 1780 01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:22,020 and they've made a thing out of it 1781 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,100 that people are actually 1782 01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:28,360 going to get rewards or something 1783 01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:30,900 maybe you don't get your money or your benefits 1784 01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:34,400 if you said bad stuff about Xi Jinping 1785 01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:38,680 but if you've sang his praises and said he was a good fella 1786 01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:40,160 and he was a good lad 1787 01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:42,400 then you'll get your money, you know 1788 01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:45,600 you'll get your money or you won't get a smack 1789 01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:52,780 wanton Tommy, thank you very much for the tip and official China people say hi, thank you very much 1790 01:34:52,780 --> 01:35:07,980 now a brand new egg smashing technique I've developed I used to be always doing this hitting the side of something whether it were a bowl or a cup or what not but now I just do this boom 1791 01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:18,360 see that little dint, little dimmick then just quack right out into the slop pot like that 1792 01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:35,700 Christ and it's satisfying as well just to do this shit actually I got a little bit of egg there maybe don't drop it from such a height maybe I'll put there bam 1793 01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:42,700 the drop and pop as Gary Brown calls it 1794 01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:48,700 lovely stuff bit of a whisk 1795 01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:59,700 you don't have to go hell for another arse over tit 1796 01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:07,700 I prefer to just give it a light jab you know so that you end up the egg that you end up with 1797 01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:15,700 has a kind of mix some of it is very eggy and yokey and then there's other bits that aren't 1798 01:36:15,700 --> 01:36:34,700 it's a lucky bag it's a lucky bag what we're doing that we'll stick our pan on get ready to start frying our garlic 1799 01:36:34,700 --> 01:37:03,700 how's the noodles cooked yet says Frank the noodles is still a ball oh shit you're right you're right good job you fucking told me I need to actually get the noodles made into noodles before I start putting the garlic on 1800 01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:10,700 the main thing is that our elementary ingredients are prepared turn that pan off 1801 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:26,700 leave these two fellas in the little top hatch like that there now we can move you over here 1802 01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:38,700 might even move our elementary ingredients over here as well good job there Frank fucking reminded us about that otherwise I would have been up shit creek 1803 01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:45,700 and that's some lovely Chinese sounds now but I want to put the match on 1804 01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:53,700 you just put the match on just cover the fucking lens cap there so I don't get taken down by the premiership 1805 01:37:53,700 --> 01:38:00,700 and when I turn around then I can pop it back on 1806 01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:07,700 ok google stop 1807 01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:21,700 ok google stop 1808 01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:41,820 Now where is this match? Beautiful stuff. 1809 01:38:41,820 --> 01:39:08,580 That's Andy Townsend. Or at least it sounds like him. There's our clock. 1810 01:39:08,580 --> 01:39:38,560 That's what I do. 1811 01:39:38,560 --> 01:40:08,540 That's what I do. 1812 01:40:08,540 --> 01:40:10,540 Cool. 1813 01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:15,540 Cool. 1814 01:40:15,540 --> 01:40:20,540 Cool. 1815 01:40:20,540 --> 01:40:22,540 Cool. 1816 01:40:22,540 --> 01:40:23,040 Now. 1817 01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:29,200 Eng, Pastor Canglou. 1818 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:32,000 It's coming for you. 1819 01:40:50,300 --> 01:40:53,100 Baby's got blue countertop. Thank you very much. 1820 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:09,760 This is our big, big dough ball right here. It's actually too much dough. But it could be, it could be enough. 1821 01:41:11,700 --> 01:41:13,700 I think it'll be grand. I think it'll be grand. 1822 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:22,900 And it's, it's smooth. It's great. That little bit of extra sitting down really, really, really worked out well. 1823 01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:31,440 That tea towel just had a bit of coffee on it from, oh fuck. 1824 01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:36,260 That's someone saying lovely clean tea towel there. It was clean. 1825 01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:40,020 Julian. 1826 01:41:48,440 --> 01:41:49,280 Here we go. 1827 01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:11,500 Can always freeze the noodles if necessary. 1828 01:42:16,540 --> 01:42:17,700 Great feet from Sela. 1829 01:42:18,480 --> 01:42:19,240 Crossbar. 1830 01:42:21,180 --> 01:42:23,240 The Egyptian is moving well apparently. 1831 01:42:24,620 --> 01:42:26,540 Shout out to Carl from Tala. 1832 01:42:26,540 --> 01:42:29,580 Who never shuts the fuck up about Pathfinder. 1833 01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:30,940 And Joy. 1834 01:42:31,660 --> 01:42:34,240 Who said there's too many people in this party. 1835 01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:36,800 Thank you very much there for the tip. 1836 01:42:36,960 --> 01:42:38,380 Bad bowl of Weetabix. 1837 01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:42,580 Now we get our rolling bottle out. 1838 01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:44,680 Traditional Chinese. 1839 01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:47,600 Kombucha rolling bottle. 1840 01:42:47,600 --> 01:43:09,040 Feels great. 1841 01:43:09,980 --> 01:43:11,300 The texture feels great. 1842 01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:12,960 It's just happening. 1843 01:43:13,100 --> 01:43:14,240 It's happening really nicely. 1844 01:43:16,740 --> 01:43:19,280 And it's been a dominating start. 1845 01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:20,980 From me. 1846 01:43:22,260 --> 01:43:24,580 Playing this dough away from home. 1847 01:43:26,340 --> 01:43:28,480 We want to get a result here on the road. 1848 01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:29,580 Against this dough. 1849 01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:35,980 This is pure Chinese. 1850 01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:36,820 Right here. 1851 01:43:43,060 --> 01:43:44,600 I'm really, really. 1852 01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,720 Happy about this dough. 1853 01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:48,480 It's probably the best. 1854 01:43:48,980 --> 01:43:49,760 The best yet. 1855 01:43:50,860 --> 01:43:51,940 It's the best yet. 1856 01:44:01,940 --> 01:44:03,360 Archie Gray is playing, is he? 1857 01:44:08,260 --> 01:44:10,400 I just heard Gray mention then. 1858 01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:24,320 Just watching there. 1859 01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:24,640 I thought. 1860 01:44:25,340 --> 01:44:26,380 I could hear them. 1861 01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:30,120 People saying just do it on the counter. 1862 01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:32,660 Not for me. 1863 01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:36,240 What the fuck's that. 1864 01:44:37,060 --> 01:44:37,940 Archie Gray. 1865 01:44:37,940 --> 01:44:37,940 Archie Gray. 1866 01:44:37,940 --> 01:44:39,680 He's slid back to Spurs. 1867 01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:40,940 He was upside anyway. 1868 01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:42,620 I don't think I'm real angry. 1869 01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:44,100 Spurs fans. 1870 01:44:44,420 --> 01:44:44,740 Right. 1871 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:45,400 Archie Gray. 1872 01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:46,160 Just as I was. 1873 01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:48,700 Mentioned him then. 1874 01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:49,840 He went offside I think. 1875 01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:57,080 And the reason not to do it on the counter as well is that. 1876 01:44:57,440 --> 01:44:58,800 You want to really get itching. 1877 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,400 You want to be able to feel the dough. 1878 01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:02,900 And get a feel for it in your hands. 1879 01:45:03,060 --> 01:45:05,680 And know exactly which areas need attention. 1880 01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:09,920 Which parts of the dough you want to attack. 1881 01:45:10,780 --> 01:45:11,720 Next because. 1882 01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,960 I'm getting a feel for it then you know. 1883 01:45:16,420 --> 01:45:20,580 Some areas have been overly worked by the kombucha bottle. 1884 01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:24,760 Some of the areas haven't. 1885 01:45:25,860 --> 01:45:28,700 And I know that because I'm getting to know the dough. 1886 01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:32,040 I'm beginning to learn how it is as a unit. 1887 01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:32,680 As a thing. 1888 01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:36,860 And you need to do that as well. 1889 01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:41,300 A lot of people don't take into account the dough's feelings. 1890 01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:43,100 Or thoughts. 1891 01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:50,040 There's method to the madness. 1892 01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:50,220 Yes. 1893 01:45:50,220 --> 01:45:50,320 Yes. 1894 01:45:50,320 --> 01:45:51,320 Nice. 1895 01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:52,320 Nice. 1896 01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:53,320 Nice. 1897 01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:54,320 Nice. 1898 01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:55,320 Nice. 1899 01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:56,320 Nice. 1900 01:45:56,320 --> 01:45:57,320 Nice. 1901 01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:58,320 Nice. 1902 01:45:58,320 --> 01:46:09,960 I think that's really well. As a Liverpool player, you don't even have to play. A Liverpool country, you can just put it into that country. You know Salas will make it run. 1903 01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:39,940 I think we're ready to fold. You've got to know when to hold it. 1904 01:46:39,940 --> 01:46:53,120 You've got to know when to hold it. You've got to know when to do it. You've got to know when to roll it. You've got to know when to hide away. 1905 01:46:56,640 --> 01:47:03,180 Luis Diaz, the Colombian dreamscaper. He's just got something. 1906 01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:39,900 Right, this is it. This is the big bamboo in the right here. 1907 01:47:39,900 --> 01:48:09,880 This is the first Premier League goal since September by Colombia. 1908 01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:15,380 Yeah he hasn't really been banging them in like he used to. 1909 01:48:24,380 --> 01:48:38,380 Maybe he has. Maybe he has. See he has to have been if he pulled it on so well. Just like it doesn't really seem like he's on fire as he was when he first arrived. 1910 01:48:38,380 --> 01:49:06,880 And then he had that lung injury spell as well you know. That's a very fat boy. Fat boy Slim. 1911 01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:12,880 Scoring against Chelsea, scoring against Rangers in the European League, scoring against Hampton, scoring against Manchester. 1912 01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:14,880 Over the middle of the midweek. 1913 01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:20,880 Hoping today to keep the rock to make it. Go to the pocket games in a road there Kozovski. 1914 01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:32,880 Once again, Fondham's size 5. And it has become a perennial combo for Tottenham. They've now considered the opening goal 14 of their 18 Premier League. 1915 01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:38,880 We unfurl these guys. 1916 01:49:38,880 --> 01:49:46,880 And they might bond then. When you leave them in the little bowling like this, they could bond. 1917 01:49:46,880 --> 01:50:02,880 Which isn't the worst. Unless they get really super bonded. But if they do bond then, that's kind of part of the enjoyment I find. Is that you end up with these kind of Frankenstein mishmashes of noodles. 1918 01:50:02,880 --> 01:50:16,880 Big thick. Look at that. It's like a gentleman's tie. I could actually save that. And wear it as a tie. To a fucking wedding. 1919 01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:30,880 But I won't. I'll eat it. I'll eat it. Not at a wedding. But in a kitchen. In my kitchen. 1920 01:50:34,880 --> 01:50:44,880 That guy is just... He's taking the piss. This one is... It's a real piss take of a noodle. So we'll just... 1921 01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:48,880 Hand craft this one. 1922 01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:06,880 That's a big boy. That's a real big boy. That's a beautiful... 1923 01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,880 There you have it. 1924 01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:16,880 You might even leave them to breathe a little outside on the deck. 1925 01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:22,880 Spread them out a bit. 1926 01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:26,880 And if they bond, like I said, if they bond, they bond. 1927 01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:28,880 Get to know each other. 1928 01:51:30,880 --> 01:51:31,880 Alright there lads. 1929 01:51:31,880 --> 01:51:32,880 You get to know each other. 1930 01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:35,880 And soon you'll be in a lovely bath. 1931 01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:40,880 Soon you'll get a lovely bath. You'll be taken care of. 1932 01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:46,880 I think I'm gonna do the Bovril one on it. 1933 01:51:46,880 --> 01:51:48,880 Just a teaspoon. For the beefy noodles. 1934 01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:50,880 Thank you very much there, boy George. 1935 01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:54,880 Dough they know it's Christmas time, you say. 1936 01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:56,880 I just wanna see the match here for a minute. 1937 01:51:56,880 --> 01:52:00,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there so I don't get taken down by the football boys. 1938 01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:02,880 Oh yeah, I think maybe a bit of lime in it as well. 1939 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,880 I think maybe a bit of lime in it as well. 1940 01:52:03,880 --> 01:52:04,880 I think that's a good one. 1941 01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:06,880 I'm just gonna get taken down by the football boys. 1942 01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:07,880 Okay. 1943 01:52:07,880 --> 01:52:08,880 I squeeze a lime in it as well. 1944 01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:08,880 I squeeze a lime in it as well. 1945 01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:09,880 I squeeze a lime in it as well. 1946 01:52:09,880 --> 01:52:10,880 I squeeze a lime in there. 1947 01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:14,880 I'm just gonna get taken down by the football boys. 1948 01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:21,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there so I don't get taken down by the football boys. 1949 01:52:21,880 --> 01:52:27,880 Oh yeah, I think maybe a bit of lime in it as well. 1950 01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:39,880 I squeeze a lime in the soup at the end of the soup. 1951 01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:40,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1952 01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:41,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1953 01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:42,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1954 01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:43,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1955 01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:44,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1956 01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:45,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1957 01:52:45,880 --> 01:52:46,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1958 01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:47,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1959 01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:48,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1960 01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:49,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1961 01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:50,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1962 01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:51,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1963 01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:52,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1964 01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:53,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1965 01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:54,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1966 01:52:54,880 --> 01:52:55,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1967 01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:56,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1968 01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:57,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1969 01:52:57,880 --> 01:52:58,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1970 01:52:58,880 --> 01:52:59,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1971 01:52:59,880 --> 01:53:00,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1972 01:53:00,880 --> 01:53:01,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1973 01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:02,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1974 01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:03,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1975 01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:04,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1976 01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:05,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1977 01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:06,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1978 01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:07,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1979 01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:08,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1980 01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:09,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1981 01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:10,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1982 01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:11,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1983 01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:12,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1984 01:53:12,880 --> 01:53:13,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1985 01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:14,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1986 01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:15,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1987 01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:16,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1988 01:53:16,880 --> 01:53:17,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1989 01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:18,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1990 01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:19,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1991 01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:20,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1992 01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:21,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1993 01:53:21,880 --> 01:53:22,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1994 01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:23,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1995 01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:24,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1996 01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:25,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1997 01:53:25,880 --> 01:53:26,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1998 01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:27,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 1999 01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:28,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2000 01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:29,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2001 01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:30,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2002 01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:31,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2003 01:53:31,880 --> 01:53:32,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2004 01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:33,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2005 01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:34,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2006 01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:35,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2007 01:53:35,880 --> 01:53:36,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2008 01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:37,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2009 01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2010 01:53:38,880 --> 01:53:39,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2011 01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:40,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2012 01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:41,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2013 01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:42,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2014 01:53:42,880 --> 01:53:43,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2015 01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:44,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2016 01:53:44,880 --> 01:53:45,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2017 01:53:45,880 --> 01:53:46,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2018 01:53:46,880 --> 01:53:47,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2019 01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:48,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2020 01:53:48,880 --> 01:53:49,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2021 01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:50,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2022 01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:51,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2023 01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:52,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2024 01:53:52,880 --> 01:53:53,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2025 01:53:53,880 --> 01:53:54,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2026 01:53:54,880 --> 01:53:55,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2027 01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:56,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2028 01:53:56,880 --> 01:53:57,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2029 01:53:57,880 --> 01:53:58,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2030 01:53:58,880 --> 01:53:59,880 I'm gonna hold my hands there. 2031 01:53:59,880 --> 01:54:00,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2032 01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:01,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2033 01:54:01,880 --> 01:54:02,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2034 01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:03,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2035 01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:04,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2036 01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:05,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2037 01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:06,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2038 01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:07,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2039 01:54:07,880 --> 01:54:08,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2040 01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:09,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2041 01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:10,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2042 01:54:10,880 --> 01:54:11,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2043 01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:12,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2044 01:54:12,880 --> 01:54:13,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2045 01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:14,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2046 01:54:14,880 --> 01:54:15,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2047 01:54:15,880 --> 01:54:16,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2048 01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:17,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2049 01:54:17,880 --> 01:54:18,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2050 01:54:18,880 --> 01:54:19,880 I'm just gonna hold my hands there. 2051 01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:26,880 Wait for that to pick up the pace. 2052 01:54:26,880 --> 01:54:32,880 I wonder would it read the algorithm? 2053 01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:34,880 Read it if it's like that. 2054 01:54:34,880 --> 01:54:36,880 You're just seeing bits of it through the... 2055 01:54:36,880 --> 01:54:40,880 Keeps on jerking now. 2056 01:54:40,880 --> 01:54:45,880 Let's see what we're going there now. 2057 01:54:45,880 --> 01:55:14,880 Now, in with the Gerlach. 2058 01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:19,880 And mix that about with your oil. 2059 01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:39,880 Remember, I pre-loaded the kettle with enough water to boil for the eventual soup making process. 2060 01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:42,880 I'm gonna boil that now. 2061 01:55:42,880 --> 01:55:46,880 So it's ready to go in a few minutes time. 2062 01:55:46,880 --> 01:55:51,880 It's half a bulb there, Damien Crawford. 2063 01:55:51,880 --> 01:55:52,880 Half a bulb of garlic. 2064 01:55:52,880 --> 01:55:56,880 Half a garlic is what you need. 2065 01:55:56,880 --> 01:55:58,880 For your... 2066 01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:01,880 You're making the tomato soup. 2067 01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:07,880 You're making this spicy beef tomato noodle soup. 2068 01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:09,880 Half a garlic is necessary. 2069 01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:14,880 Cody Gakpo into the book. 2070 01:56:14,880 --> 01:56:15,880 That's Gakpo. 2071 01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:27,880 People didn't like the fact that I turned the garlic brown. 2072 01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:29,880 The last day. 2073 01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:31,880 They were saying that's not right. 2074 01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:34,880 But you don't understand what the taste is like. 2075 01:56:34,880 --> 01:56:36,880 I like that taste. 2076 01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:38,880 It's almost... 2077 01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:41,880 It's toasted garlic taste. 2078 01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:42,880 It's just different. 2079 01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:43,880 You know, just tastes different. 2080 01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:44,880 Tastes good. 2081 01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:47,880 It's a quality bit of business. 2082 01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:50,880 And I was told that. 2083 01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:53,880 Showing how to cook it. 2084 01:56:53,880 --> 01:56:54,880 By a fully... 2085 01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:58,880 Full Chinese person. 2086 01:56:58,880 --> 01:57:02,880 Spoke great English. 2087 01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:05,880 Showed me the ropes. 2088 01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:06,880 Showed me how to do it. 2089 01:57:06,880 --> 01:57:11,880 Basic elementary meal. 2090 01:57:11,880 --> 01:57:16,880 They grew up on a farm. 2091 01:57:16,880 --> 01:57:20,880 Rural China. 2092 01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:23,880 Said the mother made this. 2093 01:57:23,880 --> 01:57:25,880 And it was a game... 2094 01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:28,880 It really helped... 2095 01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:30,880 With the stomach as well. 2096 01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:33,880 Which was a boon. 2097 01:57:33,880 --> 01:57:35,880 A boon for me. 2098 01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:37,880 At the time. 2099 01:57:37,880 --> 01:57:38,880 And still is. 2100 01:57:42,880 --> 01:57:45,880 Make sure the garlic is getting nice and brown there. 2101 01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:47,880 Not burnt. 2102 01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:48,880 Just brown. 2103 01:57:48,880 --> 01:57:52,880 Knock your heat down to about 5. 2104 01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:57,880 And we can see it just beginning to... 2105 01:57:57,880 --> 01:57:59,880 Change color slightly. 2106 01:57:59,880 --> 01:58:11,880 Put our extraction unit on. 2107 01:58:11,880 --> 01:58:12,880 Oh. 2108 01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:15,880 Unfortunately it's not a borer. 2109 01:58:15,880 --> 01:58:18,880 But it does the job. 2110 01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:31,880 Now it's time to throw the onion in. 2111 01:58:31,880 --> 01:58:45,340 You might think I'm using too much oil. 2112 01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:47,720 That was only a drizzle. 2113 01:58:49,460 --> 01:58:53,000 That was only a drizzle that I hit the initial garlic with. 2114 01:58:53,080 --> 01:58:54,960 So I'm just going to give it another drip or two. 2115 01:58:56,320 --> 01:58:57,160 Drippernomics. 2116 01:58:57,160 --> 01:59:06,400 Thank you very much there, Vladimir Shulton. 2117 01:59:07,140 --> 01:59:16,240 Can you address the rumors of your behind-the-scenes consultancy role with the Healy Raid dynasty in the recent government formation? 2118 01:59:16,420 --> 01:59:18,920 Well, I don't have anything to do with that. 2119 01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:22,760 All I can say is that I was just making soup for the boys. 2120 01:59:23,980 --> 01:59:24,760 They enjoyed it. 2121 01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:38,480 They said, Tom, we want to have you inside the chamber, main chamber, for the newly formed 39th doll. 2122 01:59:39,100 --> 01:59:40,420 Or whatever number it was. 2123 01:59:40,580 --> 01:59:41,300 I can't remember. 2124 01:59:45,260 --> 01:59:46,200 Pardon me. 2125 01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:49,820 Maybe it's the 46th doll or something. 2126 01:59:50,680 --> 01:59:52,100 Maybe it's the 51st. 2127 01:59:53,060 --> 01:59:53,820 No, it's not. 2128 01:59:53,980 --> 01:59:54,540 Maybe it's... 2129 01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:54,980 What is it? 2130 01:59:55,020 --> 01:59:57,340 Maybe it's the 38th doll. 2131 02:00:02,100 --> 02:00:03,500 The 39th, is it? 2132 02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:08,200 Can anybody tell me what doll we're under? 2133 02:00:12,940 --> 02:00:14,060 Can anybody tell me? 2134 02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:14,060 Can anybody tell me? 2135 02:00:22,400 --> 02:00:30,520 You can't see because I've got the camera focused on the pan here. 2136 02:00:31,200 --> 02:00:32,920 But I moved away to cuff. 2137 02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:37,520 I wasn't cuffing into the photo. 2138 02:00:37,520 --> 02:00:41,960 Because I saw someone say that. 2139 02:00:42,020 --> 02:00:43,240 That's authentically now. 2140 02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:44,960 That's an authentic Chinese dish. 2141 02:00:45,080 --> 02:00:46,960 And that was wrong. 2142 02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:48,720 And it was racist what you said. 2143 02:00:50,120 --> 02:00:51,660 It's the 34th doll. 2144 02:00:51,780 --> 02:00:52,380 Okay, I get you. 2145 02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:59,760 But at the same time, it's not really racist. 2146 02:00:59,760 --> 02:01:05,040 Because I've heard that it's all sound. 2147 02:01:05,460 --> 02:01:06,800 To cough and to burp. 2148 02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:08,460 And fart. 2149 02:01:08,700 --> 02:01:09,900 And everything over in China. 2150 02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:10,500 They love it. 2151 02:01:10,860 --> 02:01:14,220 And it's not a bad thing to do that in front of people. 2152 02:01:15,160 --> 02:01:17,840 And you can get away with it, you know. 2153 02:01:18,800 --> 02:01:21,220 I think it might even be encouraged. 2154 02:01:21,220 --> 02:01:33,040 It's culturally insensitive by our standards. 2155 02:01:37,100 --> 02:01:39,060 And Tempo says live there for a while. 2156 02:01:39,240 --> 02:01:39,940 Can confirm. 2157 02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:40,440 There we go. 2158 02:01:40,580 --> 02:01:42,740 Now, these boys are ready for the tomato. 2159 02:01:45,740 --> 02:01:48,380 And I can smell the toasted garlic to perfection. 2160 02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:50,780 It's not totally brown. 2161 02:01:51,860 --> 02:01:52,800 But it works. 2162 02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:54,520 It's just at the right level, you know. 2163 02:02:05,800 --> 02:02:07,580 And our soccer has gone off. 2164 02:02:08,880 --> 02:02:11,840 I don't know why that has happened. 2165 02:02:13,660 --> 02:02:16,760 And my subscription that I paid for. 2166 02:02:17,420 --> 02:02:19,180 Just the internet maybe isn't after that. 2167 02:02:19,240 --> 02:02:20,920 So I just need to refresh it. 2168 02:02:25,140 --> 02:02:30,340 Just refresh my scenario there. 2169 02:02:41,460 --> 02:02:42,240 Two nil. 2170 02:02:42,240 --> 02:02:42,240 Two nil. 2171 02:02:42,240 --> 02:02:43,080 I missed the goal. 2172 02:02:46,080 --> 02:02:47,400 I missed the goal. 2173 02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:56,040 Was it Salah? 2174 02:02:58,540 --> 02:03:00,160 Mr. Winger Man. 2175 02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:02,240 Baba Roomba. 2176 02:03:02,580 --> 02:03:03,980 Mr. Winger Man. 2177 02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:04,920 Salah. 2178 02:03:05,940 --> 02:03:07,280 Mr. Winger Man. 2179 02:03:07,840 --> 02:03:08,680 Scooby-Doo-Bip. 2180 02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:11,580 McAllister. 2181 02:03:11,580 --> 02:03:12,580 Gary McAllister. 2182 02:03:12,580 --> 02:03:18,320 The Argentinian book. 2183 02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:21,680 It was actually from Dundalk. 2184 02:03:22,680 --> 02:03:23,220 Or somewhere. 2185 02:03:28,220 --> 02:03:33,160 Now, let's throw a lack of our Lee Com Kee sauce. 2186 02:03:34,840 --> 02:03:36,120 Into the mixing unit. 2187 02:03:36,660 --> 02:03:36,920 Bam. 2188 02:03:37,280 --> 02:03:37,580 Bam. 2189 02:03:39,080 --> 02:03:40,000 And good luck. 2190 02:03:43,860 --> 02:03:45,200 Some would say that's too much. 2191 02:03:47,140 --> 02:03:50,160 But you haven't been here. 2192 02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:50,980 You're not here. 2193 02:03:51,120 --> 02:03:52,020 So you don't know. 2194 02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:55,580 I'm not having a go at you or anything like that. 2195 02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:56,400 But you don't know. 2196 02:03:58,000 --> 02:04:00,240 I might even throw in the rest of that tomato. 2197 02:04:00,240 --> 02:04:09,800 It's not a Tesco yellow sticker. 2198 02:04:10,940 --> 02:04:12,180 Special Ares. 2199 02:04:12,400 --> 02:04:16,060 It's a pure Asian fantasy. 2200 02:04:18,020 --> 02:04:20,780 from the actual Asian outlet store. 2201 02:04:29,720 --> 02:04:31,200 Only the best. 2202 02:04:32,060 --> 02:04:33,060 Best of the best. 2203 02:04:41,060 --> 02:05:01,020 This is going to form the basis of our soup, the stock of our soup. 2204 02:05:01,020 --> 02:05:26,340 The hearty stock, mushing down any of the residual tomatoes that are too chunky. Get that into there. Get our secondary hob on for the egg. Eggman cometh. 2205 02:05:26,340 --> 02:05:44,660 That's another goal for Tottenham Hotspur. It looks like medicine. Didn't I tell you it could be a 4-3 scenario. I think it's going to be 4-3 to Liverpool in the end. 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02:08:12,660 *Painful Scrims* 2302 02:08:12,660 --> 02:08:13,660 *Painful Scrims* 2303 02:08:13,660 --> 02:08:14,660 *Painful Scrims* 2304 02:08:14,660 --> 02:08:14,660 *Painful Scrims* 2305 02:08:14,660 --> 02:08:15,660 *Painful Scrims* 2306 02:08:15,660 --> 02:08:16,660 *Painful Scrims* 2307 02:08:16,660 --> 02:08:17,660 *Painful Scrims* 2308 02:08:17,660 --> 02:08:18,660 *Painful Scrims* 2309 02:08:18,660 --> 02:08:19,660 *Painful Scrims* 2310 02:08:19,660 --> 02:08:20,660 *Painful Scrims* 2311 02:08:20,660 --> 02:08:28,880 About that. 2312 02:08:39,360 --> 02:08:40,180 Not much. 2313 02:08:40,240 --> 02:08:41,060 You don't need much. 2314 02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:42,900 I could have put more in there. 2315 02:08:46,820 --> 02:08:48,440 I'll stick the noodles in there. 2316 02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:51,080 Noodle dreams. 2317 02:09:02,460 --> 02:09:04,040 Kind of one by one job. 2318 02:09:04,180 --> 02:09:06,400 Because if you bring them all in at the same time. 2319 02:09:06,480 --> 02:09:07,280 They'll lower the heat. 2320 02:09:16,700 --> 02:09:18,920 We're not going to put the eggs in like last time. 2321 02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:19,900 We'll leave the eggs out. 2322 02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:22,960 And just add them a la carte at the end. 2323 02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:25,320 If you want to add egg into your dish. 2324 02:09:25,420 --> 02:09:26,060 You can have it. 2325 02:09:26,120 --> 02:09:28,900 Serve it in the soup near the end of the dish. 2326 02:09:29,160 --> 02:09:32,400 But we won't boil them inside. 2327 02:09:33,520 --> 02:09:37,320 We'll have to give the noodles enough time to breathe as well. 2328 02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:39,840 Inside the joint. 2329 02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:52,120 Make sure they're not sticking together in there. 2330 02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:54,180 Not that it really matters much. 2331 02:09:54,180 --> 02:09:57,580 But you can see some of these guys are bonding together here. 2332 02:09:57,580 --> 02:09:58,580 And that's fine. 2333 02:09:58,580 --> 02:09:59,920 And that's fine. 2334 02:09:59,920 --> 02:10:02,100 We'll have that. 2335 02:10:04,100 --> 02:10:06,480 That's a thick, thick noodle right there. 2336 02:10:10,740 --> 02:10:11,620 That's the tie. 2337 02:10:11,620 --> 02:10:11,620 That's the tie. 2338 02:10:11,620 --> 02:10:13,800 That's the one that's a tie for an occasion. 2339 02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:25,160 Liverpool have scored. 2340 02:10:26,300 --> 02:10:28,460 So I have a lot of blood sugar. 2341 02:10:35,340 --> 02:10:36,620 Dominic garlic. 2342 02:10:36,620 --> 02:11:02,820 Now there is salt or sodium in the Bavril. 2343 02:11:02,820 --> 02:11:04,980 It's salty enough. 2344 02:11:04,980 --> 02:11:11,620 And there was already a bit of salt in the Lee Kum Kee. 2345 02:11:12,500 --> 02:11:18,320 So I won't add any salt extra additional. 2346 02:11:18,780 --> 02:11:21,540 But for a tiny bit. 2347 02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:23,060 Just a tiny bit. 2348 02:11:23,560 --> 02:11:23,880 So that. 2349 02:11:26,740 --> 02:11:28,160 Maybe that's too much. 2350 02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:28,740 Nah. 2351 02:11:29,380 --> 02:11:30,120 That's fine. 2352 02:11:30,680 --> 02:11:31,260 That's fine. 2353 02:11:33,340 --> 02:12:03,320 So, let's go. 2354 02:12:03,320 --> 02:12:22,220 Thank you very much there for the tip. Big Irish noodle. You can actually reduce the heat because I had that on to the maximum. And then stick a lid on it for 10 minutes. But we won't stick a lid on that now because it'll just really over boil. 2355 02:12:22,220 --> 02:12:24,220 So, let's go. 2356 02:12:24,220 --> 02:12:26,220 So, let's go. 2357 02:12:26,220 --> 02:12:28,220 So, let's go. 2358 02:12:28,220 --> 02:12:30,220 So, let's go. 2359 02:12:30,220 --> 02:12:32,220 So, let's go. 2360 02:12:32,220 --> 02:12:34,220 I can't wait to open it up. 2361 02:12:34,220 --> 02:12:36,220 I can't wait to open it up. 2362 02:12:36,220 --> 02:12:38,220 I can't wait to open it up. 2363 02:12:38,220 --> 02:13:08,200 I can't wait to open it up. 2364 02:13:08,200 --> 02:13:38,180 I can't wait to open it up. 2365 02:13:38,180 --> 02:14:08,160 I can't wait to open it up. 2366 02:14:08,160 --> 02:14:38,140 I can't wait to open it up. 2367 02:14:38,140 --> 02:15:08,120 I can't wait to open it up. 2368 02:15:08,120 --> 02:15:38,100 I can't wait to open it up. 2369 02:15:38,100 --> 02:16:08,080 I can't wait to open it up. 2370 02:16:08,080 --> 02:16:38,060 I can't wait to open it up. 2371 02:16:38,060 --> 02:17:08,040 I can't wait to open it up. 2372 02:17:08,040 --> 02:17:38,020 I can't wait to open it up. 2373 02:17:38,020 --> 02:18:08,000 I can't wait to open it up. 2374 02:18:08,000 --> 02:18:37,980 I can't wait to open it up. 2375 02:18:37,980 --> 02:19:07,960 I can't wait to open it up. 2376 02:19:07,960 --> 02:19:37,940 I can't wait to open it up. 2377 02:19:37,940 --> 02:20:07,920 Now, now we need to open it up. 2378 02:20:07,920 --> 02:20:37,900 I can't wait to open it up. 2379 02:20:37,900 --> 02:21:07,880 I can't wait to open it up. 2380 02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:20,780 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, miniature spladges, nothing too amazing or hectic, it's a spicy one, you know. 2381 02:21:22,620 --> 02:21:27,320 And the spice is out at Christmas, then we just mix and mix. 2382 02:21:27,420 --> 02:21:30,960 Maybe we throw an extra noodle or two in there as well, just to be safe. 2383 02:21:32,100 --> 02:21:33,120 Just to be safe. 2384 02:21:36,720 --> 02:21:40,640 Fuck, if we can get the noodle going, it's hard to get these guys out here. 2385 02:21:41,200 --> 02:21:42,040 Might use a fork. 2386 02:21:48,640 --> 02:21:49,660 Put you in there. 2387 02:21:50,640 --> 02:21:52,620 And I'll put that thick lad in there as well. 2388 02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:55,260 Yeah! Yeah! 2389 02:21:57,080 --> 02:21:59,480 Sorry about that. Sorry about that noise. 2390 02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:10,360 Just need to stir that around. 2391 02:22:13,240 --> 02:22:14,420 Whoa, aromatic. 2392 02:22:16,360 --> 02:22:17,940 Joseph of Arimathea. 2393 02:22:19,420 --> 02:22:19,920 Wow! 2394 02:22:19,920 --> 02:22:20,000 Wow! 2395 02:22:32,000 --> 02:22:34,780 Real Chinese stuff. 2396 02:22:36,860 --> 02:22:38,020 Real Chinatown. 2397 02:22:47,680 --> 02:22:48,400 Get a bone of there. 2398 02:22:48,400 --> 02:23:06,480 I actually put too many noodles in there, I think. 2399 02:23:10,880 --> 02:23:11,320 Vinegar. 2400 02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:13,040 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2401 02:23:14,080 --> 02:23:14,880 Very kind of you. 2402 02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:14,880 Very kind of you. 2403 02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:15,280 Very kind of you. 2404 02:23:29,680 --> 02:23:32,880 Okay, I'm just going to change the camera around so it's not... 2405 02:23:32,880 --> 02:23:35,120 First person noodle view. 2406 02:23:37,120 --> 02:23:39,200 Maybe I will have it first person noodle view. 2407 02:23:39,340 --> 02:23:41,740 I mean, that could be disgusting as well, but... 2408 02:23:41,740 --> 02:23:44,740 It could be a real immersive noodle experience. 2409 02:23:46,740 --> 02:23:49,180 I could get noodle on the camera then, though, you know. 2410 02:23:50,020 --> 02:23:51,720 The sounds of the slurp and everything. 2411 02:23:52,820 --> 02:23:54,620 How's that going to work out? 2412 02:23:54,620 --> 02:23:55,620 Welcome back. 2413 02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:55,620 Welcome back. 2414 02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:55,620 Welcome back. 2415 02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:56,620 I'm with Danny. 2416 02:23:56,620 --> 02:23:57,620 Liverpool brilliant. 2417 02:23:57,620 --> 02:23:58,620 Will you have something to say? 2418 02:23:58,620 --> 02:23:59,620 Well, firstly, Liverpool were brilliant. 2419 02:23:59,620 --> 02:24:01,620 The quality is there for all to see. 2420 02:24:01,620 --> 02:24:02,620 Sharp. 2421 02:24:02,620 --> 02:24:03,620 Everybody at it, but... 2422 02:24:03,620 --> 02:24:05,620 First person noodle shooter. 2423 02:24:05,620 --> 02:24:06,620 The... 2424 02:24:06,620 --> 02:24:07,620 The... 2425 02:24:07,620 --> 02:24:08,620 The... 2426 02:24:08,620 --> 02:24:09,620 The... 2427 02:24:09,620 --> 02:24:10,620 ...Wideman, Son and Kulisevsky... 2428 02:24:10,620 --> 02:24:11,620 ... are... 2429 02:24:11,620 --> 02:24:12,620 ...auntic Chinese. 2430 02:24:12,620 --> 02:24:13,620 ...and Andy Robinson to go free and make two V1s. 2431 02:24:13,620 --> 02:24:14,620 Is this it? 2432 02:24:14,620 --> 02:24:15,620 Shall we do it? 2433 02:24:15,620 --> 02:24:16,620 Crosses from the fullback. 2434 02:24:16,620 --> 02:24:17,620 Yes, they were great crosses, but... 2435 02:24:17,620 --> 02:24:18,620 Careful with the copyright. 2436 02:24:18,620 --> 02:24:19,620 Okay, yeah. 2437 02:24:19,620 --> 02:24:20,620 Time and time. 2438 02:24:20,620 --> 02:24:21,620 Let's move that... 2439 02:24:21,620 --> 02:24:22,620 ...off there. 2440 02:24:22,620 --> 02:24:23,620 It doesn't seem like... 2441 02:24:23,620 --> 02:24:26,620 ...the coaching staff can see that's the problem. 2442 02:24:26,620 --> 02:24:28,620 It's too easy for little... 2443 02:24:28,620 --> 02:24:32,620 Let's turn him down and put on some traditional Chinese music there. 2444 02:24:32,620 --> 02:24:33,620 Okay, Google. 2445 02:24:34,620 --> 02:24:38,620 Play Shenmue 2 music. 2446 02:24:38,620 --> 02:24:39,620 Got it. 2447 02:24:39,620 --> 02:24:40,620 Here's a Spotify playlist. 2448 02:24:40,620 --> 02:24:41,620 This is Shenmue. 2449 02:24:41,620 --> 02:24:42,620 Not Shenmue. 2450 02:24:42,620 --> 02:24:43,620 Shenmue. 2451 02:24:43,620 --> 02:24:44,620 Okay, Google. 2452 02:24:44,620 --> 02:24:45,620 Play Shenmue 2 soundtrack. 2453 02:24:45,620 --> 02:24:46,620 Got it. 2454 02:24:46,620 --> 02:24:47,620 Here's the album Armin Kugano. 2455 02:24:47,620 --> 02:24:49,620 Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify. 2456 02:24:49,620 --> 02:24:50,620 No. 2457 02:24:50,620 --> 02:24:51,620 Okay, Google. 2458 02:24:51,620 --> 02:24:52,620 Okay, Google. 2459 02:24:52,620 --> 02:24:53,620 Here's the album Armin Kugano. 2460 02:24:53,620 --> 02:24:54,620 Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify. 2461 02:24:54,620 --> 02:24:55,620 No. 2462 02:24:55,620 --> 02:24:56,620 Okay, Google. 2463 02:24:56,620 --> 02:24:57,620 Here's the album Armin Kugano. 2464 02:24:57,620 --> 02:24:58,620 Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify. 2465 02:24:58,620 --> 02:24:59,620 No. 2466 02:24:59,620 --> 02:25:00,620 Okay, Google. 2467 02:25:00,620 --> 02:25:01,620 Here's the album Armin Kugano. 2468 02:25:01,620 --> 02:25:02,620 Original soundtrack ball 2 on Spotify. 2469 02:25:02,620 --> 02:25:03,620 No. 2470 02:25:03,620 --> 02:25:04,620 Okay, Google. 2471 02:25:04,620 --> 02:25:05,620 No. 2472 02:25:05,620 --> 02:25:06,620 Okay, Google. 2473 02:25:06,620 --> 02:25:07,620 Okay, Google. 2474 02:25:07,620 --> 02:25:08,620 Okay, Google. 2475 02:25:08,620 --> 02:25:12,620 What the fuck is that? 2476 02:25:12,620 --> 02:25:17,620 Play Shenmue 2 official soundtrack. 2477 02:25:17,620 --> 02:25:21,620 Playing the album Shane Warne the Musical. 2478 02:25:21,620 --> 02:25:23,620 Shane Warne the Musical. 2479 02:25:23,620 --> 02:25:26,620 The cricketer Shane Warne the Musical. 2480 02:25:26,620 --> 02:25:27,620 I have a lot of questions. 2481 02:25:27,620 --> 02:25:30,620 I didn't even know there was a fucking musical about the... 2482 02:25:30,620 --> 02:25:33,620 That actually sounds... 2483 02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:35,620 That actually sounds Chinese. 2484 02:25:35,620 --> 02:25:42,620 I'm gonna leave the Shane Warne music on for the traditional Chinese experience. 2485 02:25:42,620 --> 02:25:48,620 Literally sounds like a track from the game. 2486 02:25:48,620 --> 02:25:49,620 The game. 2487 02:25:49,620 --> 02:25:51,620 Here we go lads. 2488 02:25:51,620 --> 02:25:52,620 This is it. 2489 02:25:52,620 --> 02:25:53,620 Yeah! 2490 02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:54,620 Huh. 2491 02:25:54,620 --> 02:25:55,620 This is the tale. 2492 02:25:55,620 --> 02:25:56,620 Of the long Australian people. 2493 02:25:56,620 --> 02:25:57,620 Who held the ropes. 2494 02:25:57,620 --> 02:26:01,620 On the mission in the palm of his right hand. 2495 02:26:01,620 --> 02:26:02,620 He'd fly the ponds. 2496 02:26:02,620 --> 02:26:03,620 Though he's worked and carried several... 2497 02:26:03,620 --> 02:26:04,620 Should there be a bit of... 2498 02:26:04,620 --> 02:26:05,620 Should there be a fair bit of copyright on this. 2499 02:26:05,620 --> 02:26:06,620 Okay, Google. 2500 02:26:06,620 --> 02:26:13,620 *Sings* 2501 02:26:21,620 --> 02:26:27,620 Should be a fair bit of copyright on this. Okay Google. 2502 02:26:27,620 --> 02:26:32,620 *Sings* 2503 02:26:32,620 --> 02:26:41,620 Okay Google. Play Shenmue 2 music. 2504 02:26:41,620 --> 02:26:47,620 Playing the album Shenmue 3, the definitive soundtrack. That'll do. That'll do. 2505 02:26:47,620 --> 02:26:59,620 Fucking hell. Okay Google. Skip five tracks. Sorry, I don't understand. 2506 02:26:59,620 --> 02:27:04,620 Oh yeah, fucking hell. Okay Google. Next. 2507 02:27:04,620 --> 02:27:14,620 Ah, that'll do. We'll go with that. We'll go with that one. This is nice. It's kinda... 2508 02:27:14,620 --> 02:27:20,620 Gives it a kind of a sad feel. A very sad Chinese feel. 2509 02:27:20,620 --> 02:27:33,620 Now... Let's taste the soup. Shane Warren. Oh my God. 2510 02:27:33,620 --> 02:27:37,620 *Sings* 2511 02:27:37,620 --> 02:27:45,620 Thank you very much. Thank you so much. To the gods of China. 2512 02:27:45,620 --> 02:27:48,620 *Sings* 2513 02:27:48,620 --> 02:27:49,620 *Sings* 2514 02:27:49,620 --> 02:27:50,620 Wow. Look at that. *Sings* 2515 02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,620 *Sings* 2516 02:27:51,620 --> 02:27:52,620 *Sings* 2517 02:27:52,620 --> 02:27:53,620 Yeah that'll do. *Sings* 2518 02:27:53,620 --> 02:28:05,220 Yeah, that'll do. 2519 02:28:17,260 --> 02:28:17,900 Mmm. 2520 02:28:18,300 --> 02:28:20,220 So fresh tomatoes. 2521 02:28:20,660 --> 02:28:22,280 Very fresh tomatoes. 2522 02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:23,480 Tomato-y flavor. 2523 02:28:23,480 --> 02:28:34,080 And just a right small amount of oxal or of bishdough. 2524 02:28:34,220 --> 02:28:34,900 Half a teaspoon. 2525 02:28:50,200 --> 02:28:52,420 Move the camera there so it's not... 2526 02:28:52,420 --> 02:28:55,500 Completely in the soup. 2527 02:29:11,220 --> 02:29:15,760 The ancient Chinese ingredient of bavril was added to this. 2528 02:29:18,500 --> 02:29:19,300 Look at this. 2529 02:29:19,380 --> 02:29:21,820 Some of this noodle is getting intertwined with the... 2530 02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:24,540 With the egg. 2531 02:29:33,740 --> 02:29:35,940 I've still got flour on my wrist there. 2532 02:29:35,940 --> 02:29:40,880 I think I might wash it off because it looks like I've got dodgy skin. 2533 02:29:46,200 --> 02:29:47,920 Looks like I've got fucked up skin. 2534 02:29:48,160 --> 02:29:51,120 So I'll just wash that off. 2535 02:29:53,200 --> 02:29:55,620 It's a shame because I enjoy peeling it off, you know. 2536 02:29:55,620 --> 02:30:25,600 Come on. 2537 02:30:25,600 --> 02:30:55,580 Come on. 2538 02:30:55,580 --> 02:30:57,580 Come on. 2539 02:30:57,580 --> 02:31:01,580 Ni hao. 2540 02:31:01,580 --> 02:31:03,580 Ni hao man. 2541 02:31:03,580 --> 02:31:15,580 Wow. 2542 02:31:15,580 --> 02:31:19,580 Yeah. 2543 02:31:19,580 --> 02:31:21,580 Yeah. 2544 02:31:21,580 --> 02:31:23,580 Yeah. 2545 02:31:23,580 --> 02:31:25,580 Yeah. 2546 02:31:25,580 --> 02:31:27,580 Yeah. 2547 02:31:27,580 --> 02:31:29,580 Yeah. 2548 02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:29,580 Yeah. 2549 02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:31,580 Yeah. 2550 02:31:31,580 --> 02:31:46,620 This isn't the Shane Warne soundtrack Omar, this is now Shenmue but I can't believe there's a Shane Warne musical. 2551 02:31:46,620 --> 02:32:16,600 Oh yeah, that's a lovely bit of noodle now. A fantastic bit of a socket in there. A lovely bit of a socket in there. 2552 02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:46,580 A nice bit of a slurp. Excellent bit of a slurp. Oh yeah. 2553 02:32:46,580 --> 02:32:52,700 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 2554 02:33:02,580 --> 02:33:08,700 Merry Christmas. 2555 02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:08,700 China. Chinese stuff. 2556 02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:28,040 Wow, look at that one. It's got its stain power. Look at the top of it. It's got a little bit of stain power at the top. 2557 02:33:28,040 --> 02:33:58,020 I'm sorry. 2558 02:33:58,020 --> 02:34:01,420 Oh yeah. 2559 02:34:02,980 --> 02:34:04,280 I love it. 2560 02:34:05,740 --> 02:34:07,240 I love being alive. 2561 02:34:09,120 --> 02:34:10,860 I really love being alive. 2562 02:34:20,520 --> 02:34:21,920 Coriander is lovely. 2563 02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:27,820 There's an almighty crunch after the stems of coriander. 2564 02:34:27,820 --> 02:34:33,100 It's the way Jesus would have liked it. 2565 02:34:44,160 --> 02:34:44,920 That's it now. 2566 02:34:45,760 --> 02:34:47,480 Go on, get some more on the fork there. 2567 02:34:47,520 --> 02:34:47,880 That's it. 2568 02:34:48,000 --> 02:34:48,520 Look at that. 2569 02:34:48,740 --> 02:34:50,680 There's a big pile of different stuff on the fork. 2570 02:34:53,480 --> 02:34:55,380 The bowl is not rotten there. 2571 02:34:55,900 --> 02:34:57,040 Whoever is saying that? 2572 02:34:57,280 --> 02:34:58,140 Darren O'Connell. 2573 02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:01,760 You'll be dealt with in a minute, Darren. 2574 02:35:07,460 --> 02:35:08,180 Oh yeah. 2575 02:35:08,180 --> 02:35:09,820 Oh God. 2576 02:35:09,820 --> 02:35:20,660 Oh God. 2577 02:35:20,660 --> 02:35:36,780 Oh God. 2578 02:35:36,780 --> 02:35:37,780 Yeah. 2579 02:35:52,220 --> 02:35:53,740 Oh, fucking hell. 2580 02:35:53,740 --> 02:36:17,420 How is the country? Lee, Lee come king. Kim. Superb. Very nice flavor. Flavor blast. 2581 02:36:17,420 --> 02:36:41,200 It's spicy, Bashanak, but it's not. It's not as spicy as the last time. I think maybe I might have put more in the last day. 2582 02:36:41,200 --> 02:37:11,180 Oh, my God. 2583 02:37:11,180 --> 02:37:13,180 Oh, my God. 2584 02:37:13,180 --> 02:37:18,180 Oh, my God. 2585 02:37:18,180 --> 02:37:37,180 A mystic noodle man has come from ancient times to find a legacy belonging to his father. A noodle sculpted from pure flour, tummy holes, an egg. 2586 02:37:37,180 --> 02:37:56,500 Full Manchur. Full Manchur. Full Manchur. The Manchurian candidate. 2587 02:37:59,180 --> 02:38:21,180 Noodle box. 2588 02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:36,180 Very happy to be alive right now. Very happy to be alive. 2589 02:38:36,180 --> 02:38:58,180 I'm going to have a salt and vinegar crisp to see what that tastes like. After eating soup. 2590 02:38:58,180 --> 02:39:11,180 Mmm. A lovely mix. 2591 02:39:11,180 --> 02:39:12,180 Lovely mix. 2592 02:39:12,180 --> 02:39:14,180 Wow. 2593 02:39:14,180 --> 02:39:16,180 Wow. 2594 02:39:16,180 --> 02:39:18,180 Wow. 2595 02:39:18,180 --> 02:39:20,180 Wow. 2596 02:39:20,180 --> 02:39:34,440 Wow. 2597 02:39:34,440 --> 02:39:34,440 Wow. 2598 02:39:48,220 --> 02:40:16,260 Oh, fucking hell. 2599 02:40:16,260 --> 02:40:18,420 Nearly there. 2600 02:40:19,720 --> 02:40:21,380 Thank you very much to Paul. 2601 02:40:25,640 --> 02:40:26,660 Larry Schlag. 2602 02:40:29,060 --> 02:40:30,900 Owen and Katie, thank you very much. 2603 02:40:32,360 --> 02:40:35,620 Congratulations to Owen and Katie who have just got engaged. 2604 02:40:39,120 --> 02:40:43,420 Sorry about that Owen and Katie. I'm sorry for ruining that by burping. 2605 02:40:46,000 --> 02:40:47,540 But this is China, baby. 2606 02:40:48,620 --> 02:40:50,160 This is China Christmas. 2607 02:40:51,440 --> 02:40:52,960 You're not in Ireland anymore. 2608 02:40:54,560 --> 02:40:55,840 You're in China now. 2609 02:40:55,840 --> 02:40:55,900 Oh. 2610 02:40:55,900 --> 02:40:56,040 Oh. 2611 02:40:56,040 --> 02:41:03,640 authentic 2612 02:41:03,640 --> 02:41:11,460 mallet little finger thank you very much mallet little finger 2613 02:41:11,460 --> 02:41:25,220 oh fuck man it's nearly there we're nearly done it's just a tiny bit left come on man you can do it 2614 02:41:25,220 --> 02:41:37,180 come on do it for Jesus on his birthday it's his birthday in two days come on final bit of noodle 2615 02:41:37,180 --> 02:41:45,880 that's the noodle gone just need to finish the soup now 2616 02:41:45,880 --> 02:42:01,960 I think I'm gonna watch Shane Warren the musical after this sounds good 2617 02:42:09,960 --> 02:42:16,960 so 2618 02:42:16,960 --> 02:42:16,960 so 2619 02:42:16,960 --> 02:42:23,960 so 2620 02:42:23,960 --> 02:42:46,820 Oh, Christ. 2621 02:42:46,820 --> 02:43:14,820 That truly was the meaning of life in a bowl. 2622 02:43:14,820 --> 02:43:22,820 Oh. 2623 02:43:22,820 --> 02:43:31,820 I... 2624 02:43:31,820 --> 02:43:35,820 Noodles. 2625 02:43:35,820 --> 02:43:41,820 Spicy Chinese noodles. 2626 02:43:41,820 --> 02:43:45,820 Beautiful. 2627 02:43:45,820 --> 02:43:51,820 Fragrant aromatic noodles. 2628 02:43:51,820 --> 02:43:57,820 Elementary. 2629 02:43:57,820 --> 02:44:01,820 Garlic. 2630 02:44:01,820 --> 02:44:03,820 Space. 2631 02:44:03,820 --> 02:44:07,820 Life. 2632 02:44:07,820 --> 02:44:17,820 Oh, God. 2633 02:44:17,820 --> 02:44:27,820 Oh, God. 2634 02:44:27,820 --> 02:44:37,820 Oh, God. 2635 02:44:37,820 --> 02:44:47,820 Oh, God. 2636 02:44:47,820 --> 02:44:49,820 Oh, God. 2637 02:44:49,820 --> 02:45:09,780 Sorry, that now, that's just needed a little moment to collect myself there. 2638 02:45:14,780 --> 02:45:16,480 Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much. 2639 02:45:16,480 --> 02:45:23,980 Merry Fishmas to all the Bray Boys from Bertie Boo Boo. 2640 02:45:25,520 --> 02:45:30,540 And the Schlug Dance Kid, thank you. You honor us with this soup. Merry Christmas, Tommy. 2641 02:45:35,900 --> 02:45:38,740 Let me unclip you there from the fucking holster. 2642 02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:57,760 Come on, come on. One moment down. Get out. Get out the fucking thing. Come on. 2643 02:45:57,760 --> 02:46:07,520 I got a glass of pop. 2644 02:46:10,140 --> 02:46:12,220 Get a little glass in a pop there. 2645 02:46:12,220 --> 02:46:42,200 I got a glass of pop. 2646 02:46:42,200 --> 02:47:12,180 I got a glass of pop. 2647 02:47:12,180 --> 02:47:42,160 I got a glass of pop. 2648 02:47:42,160 --> 02:47:44,880 What a meal. 2649 02:47:45,200 --> 02:47:47,300 What an absolute meal and a half that was. 2650 02:47:48,620 --> 02:47:50,820 And there's more then for tomorrow's lunch. 2651 02:47:52,540 --> 02:47:53,740 Tomorrow's lunch is made. 2652 02:48:05,160 --> 02:48:08,520 Might throw a bit of lime into the pop there. 2653 02:48:08,520 --> 02:48:27,340 Oh, yeah. 2654 02:48:27,340 --> 02:48:27,460 Yeah. 2655 02:48:29,940 --> 02:48:31,820 Add something to it, all right, yeah. 2656 02:48:34,860 --> 02:48:36,920 And that's the zero zero stuff now. 2657 02:48:39,600 --> 02:48:40,980 No caffeine, no sugar. 2658 02:48:41,420 --> 02:48:42,700 Who knows what the hell is in it. 2659 02:48:43,440 --> 02:48:44,860 Tastes okay when it's cold. 2660 02:48:45,860 --> 02:48:49,580 But not great when it's, obviously, when it's flat. 2661 02:48:50,080 --> 02:48:55,360 I mean, even normal coke, full fat coke when it's flat is not great, but you can bear it. 2662 02:48:55,420 --> 02:48:57,080 But this stuff is rank, so it's... 2663 02:48:57,600 --> 02:48:59,320 You really have to get through it. 2664 02:48:59,360 --> 02:49:00,400 You know you have to power through. 2665 02:49:10,900 --> 02:49:11,460 Oh, yeah. 2666 02:49:11,460 --> 02:49:11,620 Oh, yeah. 2667 02:49:11,620 --> 02:49:11,620 Oh, yeah. 2668 02:49:11,620 --> 02:49:12,160 Oh, yeah. 2669 02:49:12,160 --> 02:49:17,100 Oh, yeah. 2670 02:49:18,360 --> 02:49:20,180 They don't make another deal stuff. 2671 02:49:21,360 --> 02:49:22,580 Let me tell you that. 2672 02:49:24,580 --> 02:49:25,920 Fair play to the Chinese. 2673 02:49:29,920 --> 02:49:30,940 Unbelievable people. 2674 02:49:32,520 --> 02:49:33,480 Unbelievable people. 2675 02:49:38,680 --> 02:49:39,200 That's... 2676 02:49:39,200 --> 02:49:41,380 That's gone straight to the gullet. 2677 02:49:41,520 --> 02:49:42,280 Straight to the gut. 2678 02:49:42,280 --> 02:49:42,600 And... 2679 02:49:42,600 --> 02:49:46,600 I don't know what to say. 2680 02:49:46,780 --> 02:49:48,840 I just feel wiped out there. 2681 02:49:48,920 --> 02:49:50,600 I feel ready to just... 2682 02:49:50,600 --> 02:49:53,360 Sit down, lie down. 2683 02:49:54,180 --> 02:49:54,600 Maybe I'll... 2684 02:49:55,720 --> 02:49:57,780 Have a cup of tea in about half an hour. 2685 02:49:57,780 --> 02:50:02,040 But I'm just... 2686 02:50:02,040 --> 02:50:02,340 I'm... 2687 02:50:02,340 --> 02:50:03,000 I'm done. 2688 02:50:03,220 --> 02:50:04,520 I'm done for today, anyway. 2689 02:50:08,920 --> 02:50:10,360 Apologies if... 2690 02:50:10,360 --> 02:50:12,880 You're expecting me to do some... 2691 02:50:12,880 --> 02:50:14,540 Other stuff after this. 2692 02:50:15,860 --> 02:50:16,240 Not... 2693 02:50:16,240 --> 02:50:16,760 Not today. 2694 02:50:18,280 --> 02:50:19,820 We'll hope you'll be back on in tomorrow. 2695 02:50:19,820 --> 02:50:35,280 What's the... 2696 02:50:35,280 --> 02:50:36,020 What's the match? 2697 02:50:37,840 --> 02:50:39,580 I don't want to put it back on, but... 2698 02:50:39,580 --> 02:50:40,700 What's the score of the match? 2699 02:50:40,780 --> 02:50:41,180 Is it... 2700 02:50:41,180 --> 02:50:42,420 Someone said 5-1. 2701 02:50:44,780 --> 02:50:45,600 Is that true? 2702 02:50:47,760 --> 02:50:48,520 Jesus Christ. 2703 02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:52,780 So my initial prediction of 4-3... 2704 02:50:52,780 --> 02:50:54,780 To Liverpool... 2705 02:50:56,280 --> 02:51:00,780 Was very, very... 2706 02:51:00,780 --> 02:51:02,660 Undercooked. 2707 02:51:06,160 --> 02:51:06,780 Unless Spurs... 2708 02:51:07,780 --> 02:51:09,780 Pull a couple back... 2709 02:51:09,780 --> 02:51:11,560 Consolation prizes. 2710 02:51:12,220 --> 02:51:14,300 And then 5-3 is not too far off, you know. 2711 02:51:16,580 --> 02:51:18,000 And it's that man again. 2712 02:51:18,080 --> 02:51:19,380 The Egyptian prince. 2713 02:51:21,800 --> 02:51:22,960 Sella for the hat trick. 2714 02:51:29,040 --> 02:51:29,820 Okay, Google. 2715 02:51:31,000 --> 02:51:33,680 Play Mr. Loverman by Shabba. 2716 02:51:36,340 --> 02:51:36,960 Got it. 2717 02:51:36,960 --> 02:51:38,920 Mr. Loverman by Shabba Ranks. 2718 02:51:39,420 --> 02:51:40,380 Playing on Spotify. 2719 02:51:50,760 --> 02:51:52,320 Mr. Wingerman. 2720 02:51:53,080 --> 02:51:53,420 Sella. 2721 02:51:55,480 --> 02:51:56,760 Wingerman. 2722 02:51:57,240 --> 02:51:57,600 Sella! 2723 02:51:59,480 --> 02:52:00,240 Sella! 2724 02:52:00,880 --> 02:52:02,380 Mr. Wingerman. 2725 02:52:03,680 --> 02:52:05,100 Mr. Wingerman. 2726 02:52:05,100 --> 02:52:05,100 Mr. Wingerman. 2727 02:52:05,100 --> 02:52:05,100 Mr. Wingerman. 2728 02:52:20,100 --> 02:52:21,060 This is the... 2729 02:52:21,060 --> 02:52:22,060 This is a long edit. 2730 02:52:22,160 --> 02:52:23,280 This is not the radio edit. 2731 02:52:24,020 --> 02:52:25,280 Wait for it to get going. 2732 02:52:25,920 --> 02:52:26,240 More! 2733 02:52:28,540 --> 02:52:28,880 Go! 2734 02:52:31,540 --> 02:52:31,940 Sella. 2735 02:52:32,420 --> 02:52:34,040 Just waiting for it to go now. 2736 02:52:34,040 --> 02:52:36,040 I'm not the safety day. 2737 02:52:37,300 --> 02:52:39,040 You won't get away too long. 2738 02:52:40,040 --> 02:52:42,200 The life that's very easy to me. 2739 02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:45,040 Make me feel alright. 2740 02:52:45,760 --> 02:52:46,020 Go! 2741 02:52:46,260 --> 02:52:48,440 You can't say you put up your hat shot. 2742 02:52:48,720 --> 02:52:49,560 I'm not the best. 2743 02:52:49,760 --> 02:52:51,200 Show me your hat shot. 2744 02:52:51,740 --> 02:52:53,760 I'm waiting for the wall. 2745 02:52:54,100 --> 02:52:55,340 You better come on. 2746 02:52:56,280 --> 02:52:57,880 Mr. Wingerman. 2747 02:52:58,980 --> 02:53:00,560 Mr. Wingerman. 2748 02:53:00,860 --> 02:53:01,240 Sella! 2749 02:53:01,940 --> 02:53:03,400 Mr. Wingerman. 2750 02:53:11,140 --> 02:53:12,860 Great voice and shabba. 2751 02:53:16,200 --> 02:53:17,880 My favorite habit. 2752 02:53:19,540 --> 02:53:21,040 They call him Mr. Winger. 2753 02:53:21,640 --> 02:53:22,680 Mr. Wingerman. 2754 02:53:22,760 --> 02:53:23,800 They call him Mr. Winger. 2755 02:53:24,040 --> 02:53:25,440 They call him Mr. Wingerman. 2756 02:53:25,520 --> 02:53:26,580 They call him Mr. Winger. 2757 02:53:27,320 --> 02:53:27,620 Mr. 2758 02:53:33,480 --> 02:53:33,720 Bo! 2759 02:53:33,940 --> 02:53:34,280 Bo! 2760 02:53:34,680 --> 02:53:34,980 Bo! 2761 02:53:40,980 --> 02:53:41,940 Mr. Wingerman. 2762 02:53:43,940 --> 02:53:45,000 Mr. Winger. 2763 02:53:45,400 --> 02:53:46,400 Drifting down the ride. 2764 02:53:46,400 --> 02:53:47,520 Drifting down the ride. 2765 02:53:49,360 --> 02:53:50,520 Egyptian winger. 2766 02:53:50,520 --> 02:53:52,800 You know he's gonna cut inside. 2767 02:53:52,800 --> 02:53:54,680 And he still does it even you know. 2768 02:53:54,680 --> 02:53:56,300 Egyptian winger. 2769 02:53:56,560 --> 02:53:58,520 Drifting down the ride. 2770 02:54:00,520 --> 02:54:01,660 Tricky little winger. 2771 02:54:01,860 --> 02:54:03,100 He's gonna cut inside. 2772 02:54:03,280 --> 02:54:04,320 Mr. Wingerman. 2773 02:54:05,040 --> 02:54:05,380 Sella! 2774 02:54:07,380 --> 02:54:09,160 They skipped on a bit too much. 2775 02:54:09,240 --> 02:54:09,920 Mr. Winger. 2776 02:54:09,920 --> 02:54:10,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2777 02:54:10,240 --> 02:54:11,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2778 02:54:11,240 --> 02:54:12,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2779 02:54:12,240 --> 02:54:13,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2780 02:54:13,240 --> 02:54:14,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2781 02:54:14,240 --> 02:54:15,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2782 02:54:15,240 --> 02:54:16,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2783 02:54:16,240 --> 02:54:17,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2784 02:54:17,240 --> 02:54:18,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2785 02:54:18,240 --> 02:54:19,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2786 02:54:19,240 --> 02:54:20,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2787 02:54:20,240 --> 02:54:21,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2788 02:54:21,240 --> 02:54:22,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2789 02:54:22,240 --> 02:54:23,240 I'm gonna cut inside. 2790 02:54:23,240 --> 02:54:24,240 Mr. Wingerman. 2791 02:54:24,240 --> 02:54:25,240 Mr. Winger. 2792 02:54:37,240 --> 02:54:38,240 Sella! 2793 02:54:39,240 --> 02:54:40,240 Mr. Wingerman. 2794 02:54:41,240 --> 02:54:43,240 Mr. Wingerman. 2795 02:54:43,240 --> 02:54:44,240 Sella! 2796 02:54:49,240 --> 02:54:50,240 Sella! 2797 02:54:50,240 --> 02:54:55,240 Salah! 2798 02:54:55,240 --> 02:55:17,240 Salah! 2799 02:55:17,240 --> 02:55:19,240 Salah! 2800 02:55:19,240 --> 02:55:23,240 Salah! 2801 02:55:23,240 --> 02:55:27,240 Every hour, every minute, man! 2802 02:55:27,240 --> 02:55:29,240 They call him Mr. Waker! 2803 02:55:29,240 --> 02:55:33,240 They call him Mr. Waker! 2804 02:55:33,240 --> 02:55:35,240 They call him Mr. Waker! 2805 02:55:43,240 --> 02:55:47,240 Beautiful stuff from Shadow Ranks. 2806 02:55:47,240 --> 02:55:51,240 Similar footwork to Salah, says Rebecca. 2807 02:55:51,240 --> 02:55:53,240 That's what I was going for. 2808 02:55:53,240 --> 02:55:55,240 Something smooth and tricky. 2809 02:55:55,240 --> 02:55:57,240 A bit of two-step Tommy. 2810 02:55:57,240 --> 02:56:01,240 Thank you very much to Jackie. 2811 02:56:01,240 --> 02:56:03,240 To Anon. 2812 02:56:03,240 --> 02:56:05,240 And Blurtation. 2813 02:56:05,240 --> 02:56:09,240 Do you ever take it easy and go on a pre-made noodle? 2814 02:56:09,240 --> 02:56:15,240 I do. I used to, but after I went legit, I can't quit. 2815 02:56:15,240 --> 02:56:19,240 Too legit to quit the real flour jab, you know. 2816 02:56:19,240 --> 02:56:21,240 It works well for me and that's... 2817 02:56:21,240 --> 02:56:23,240 There's more of the next day as well. 2818 02:56:23,240 --> 02:56:25,240 Do you know? 2819 02:56:25,240 --> 02:56:27,240 You can't do that with the cheap ramen. 2820 02:56:27,240 --> 02:56:29,240 It's just mush the next day, you know. 2821 02:56:29,240 --> 02:56:31,240 The next day, you know. 2822 02:56:33,240 --> 02:56:34,240 Thank you very much there. 2823 02:56:34,240 --> 02:56:35,240 Pace Jam. 2824 02:56:35,240 --> 02:56:37,240 Incredible pace set there. 2825 02:56:41,240 --> 02:56:43,240 Chabba's got me going again now. 2826 02:56:45,240 --> 02:56:47,240 Chabba. 2827 02:56:47,240 --> 02:56:49,240 Chabba. 2828 02:56:49,240 --> 02:56:56,240 I wonder is that going to get the stream taken down now? 2829 02:56:56,240 --> 02:57:10,240 Shabba Shabba Shabba Shabba. Thank you very much to Dance with Us Tommy and to Andy the Fork. 2830 02:57:10,240 --> 02:57:17,240 Very very kind of ya. Father Woodlouse. 2831 02:57:17,240 --> 02:57:20,380 Shabba, shabba, shabba. 2832 02:57:20,380 --> 02:57:22,500 He keeps on going with the shabba. 2833 02:57:22,500 --> 02:57:26,380 Now onto the baby run of suckling. 2834 02:57:27,540 --> 02:57:29,860 I even the ugly duckling keep listening. 2835 02:57:30,040 --> 02:57:30,780 The ugly duckling. 2836 02:57:30,840 --> 02:57:32,400 Rankin is stunkin' yet not. 2837 02:57:33,620 --> 02:57:34,440 I ask me. 2838 02:57:34,800 --> 02:57:35,080 Yeah. 2839 02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:35,740 Here we go. 2840 02:57:35,920 --> 02:57:36,200 Come on. 2841 02:57:36,520 --> 02:57:37,540 It's us reality. 2842 02:57:38,160 --> 02:57:39,980 It's a barunkin' mine. 2843 02:57:40,220 --> 02:57:41,340 We're gonna do some of the... 2844 02:57:41,340 --> 02:57:43,220 The shabba rankin' mine. 2845 02:57:43,220 --> 02:57:46,480 The shabba rankin' mine. 2846 02:57:46,480 --> 02:57:46,980 Big. 2847 02:57:57,760 --> 02:57:58,840 Thank you very much. 2848 02:57:58,900 --> 02:57:59,640 Pace Jam. 2849 02:58:09,760 --> 02:58:10,440 Okay. 2850 02:58:10,600 --> 02:58:11,260 Okay, Google. 2851 02:58:12,820 --> 02:58:15,160 Volume down by one or two there. 2852 02:58:15,160 --> 02:58:19,580 That'll do. 2853 02:58:21,480 --> 02:58:22,500 Unbelievable stuff. 2854 02:58:22,760 --> 02:58:23,720 And thank you very much. 2855 02:58:24,760 --> 02:58:25,460 Pace Jam. 2856 02:58:26,600 --> 02:58:28,140 Coming through the mainframe. 2857 02:58:29,420 --> 02:58:30,440 Again and again. 2858 02:58:34,200 --> 02:58:36,580 Just like being back in Guangdong, that was. 2859 02:58:37,580 --> 02:58:39,160 A lovely, lovely situation. 2860 02:58:42,000 --> 02:58:43,980 Thank you very much, Niall Schallard. 2861 02:58:44,220 --> 02:58:47,000 Can you give a shout out to my brother, David, who should be watching? 2862 02:58:47,140 --> 02:58:48,540 It's his birthday on Christmas Eve. 2863 02:58:49,900 --> 02:58:50,900 The very, very festive. 2864 02:58:50,900 --> 02:58:52,080 The very, very festive. 2865 02:58:52,080 --> 02:58:54,520 Most festive of happy Vortes to you. 2866 02:58:55,200 --> 02:58:56,920 David Schallard. 2867 02:58:57,420 --> 02:58:58,640 Brother of Niall. 2868 02:58:59,380 --> 02:59:00,520 The jewel in the Niall. 2869 02:59:01,920 --> 02:59:03,180 And Pat the Pace. 2870 02:59:03,400 --> 02:59:04,480 Thank you very much as well. 2871 02:59:04,560 --> 02:59:05,220 Pat the Pace. 2872 02:59:06,220 --> 02:59:06,640 Lads. 2873 02:59:07,740 --> 02:59:09,800 It was only a quick blast of a noodle. 2874 02:59:10,800 --> 02:59:12,240 And a Shabarangs. 2875 02:59:13,020 --> 02:59:14,600 And Mr. Winger Man sell it. 2876 02:59:14,720 --> 02:59:16,120 Let me just see the end of this game. 2877 02:59:17,180 --> 02:59:18,000 And I'll be on my way. 2878 02:59:24,640 --> 02:59:26,540 Bubble in mine. 2879 02:59:27,220 --> 02:59:27,780 Look at that. 2880 02:59:27,860 --> 02:59:28,800 They put that on there. 2881 02:59:34,340 --> 02:59:35,540 I came blind. 2882 02:59:44,120 --> 02:59:45,040 5-2. 2883 02:59:56,040 --> 02:59:56,780 Okay, Google. 2884 02:59:59,120 --> 02:59:59,560 Stop. 2885 02:59:59,560 --> 03:00:01,560 Shabarangs. 2886 03:00:07,740 --> 03:00:08,540 Shabarangs. 2887 03:00:08,540 --> 03:00:08,680 Thanks. 2888 03:00:08,840 --> 03:00:09,800 Thank you very much. 2889 03:00:09,880 --> 03:00:13,960 Happy Christmas to Wendy, Chloe and Joni. 2890 03:00:14,840 --> 03:00:16,260 Thank you very much, guys. 2891 03:00:16,400 --> 03:00:19,240 And all the best to you out in Stateside. 2892 03:00:20,040 --> 03:00:20,880 I hope you're doing well. 2893 03:00:22,460 --> 03:00:26,980 And it looks like they could potentially do a couple of goals. 2894 03:00:27,400 --> 03:00:28,680 Damage bars, maybe. 2895 03:00:28,940 --> 03:00:31,380 Just to regain a little bit of dignity. 2896 03:00:31,800 --> 03:00:35,600 But Liverpool have done an absolute fucking number on them here. 2897 03:00:42,760 --> 03:00:44,760 Might have a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit. 2898 03:00:47,760 --> 03:00:49,060 I think I'm ready for the tea. 2899 03:00:49,180 --> 03:00:49,780 I thought I would. 2900 03:00:50,160 --> 03:00:51,360 I thought I'd need to lie down. 2901 03:00:51,580 --> 03:00:58,240 The swig of pop and then a little bit of shabarangs around the kitchen has just given us a nice... 2902 03:00:58,240 --> 03:01:01,100 It's taken the edge off of everything. 2903 03:01:07,900 --> 03:01:09,480 How were the noodles, Darren? 2904 03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:09,480 How were the noodles? 2905 03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:09,480 How were the noodles? 2906 03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:10,380 They were fantastic. 2907 03:01:12,120 --> 03:01:13,300 Really nice stuff. 2908 03:01:13,880 --> 03:01:15,240 Better than the last time. 2909 03:01:15,900 --> 03:01:21,880 And I really recommend leaving out the egg until the end and sticking it in there. 2910 03:01:23,140 --> 03:01:25,480 Because you don't want it to go too mushy. 2911 03:01:27,480 --> 03:01:28,620 If you get my adrift. 2912 03:01:31,400 --> 03:01:33,300 And the spice level was toned down. 2913 03:01:35,300 --> 03:01:39,520 But it still had a little bit of pep in it's step. 2914 03:01:47,160 --> 03:01:49,100 Is that Andy Townsend on the cup? 2915 03:01:49,160 --> 03:01:51,460 Can you hear that fella? 2916 03:01:58,160 --> 03:01:59,220 Pep Nudiola. 2917 03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:06,640 We'll get the tea on. 2918 03:02:06,640 --> 03:02:08,480 But it's going to have to be a green tea. 2919 03:02:11,520 --> 03:02:12,740 It's going to have to be a green tea. 2920 03:02:12,740 --> 03:02:34,240 And yeah, I put milk in my green tea. 2921 03:02:34,540 --> 03:02:35,680 There's nothing wrong with that. 2922 03:02:38,920 --> 03:02:40,740 Some people have a problem with that. 2923 03:02:42,380 --> 03:02:43,340 That's their shit. 2924 03:02:43,340 --> 03:02:44,620 They'll have to deal with it, you know. 2925 03:02:44,620 --> 03:02:45,920 I'm not going to deal with it. 2926 03:02:46,340 --> 03:02:47,360 I'm going to enjoy it. 2927 03:02:49,240 --> 03:02:50,400 I'm just going to enjoy it. 2928 03:03:10,200 --> 03:03:11,060 Ouchy grey. 2929 03:03:12,020 --> 03:03:15,260 He's up and coming. 2930 03:03:15,260 --> 03:03:15,260 He's up and coming. 2931 03:03:19,260 --> 03:03:21,160 Get a bit of honey in there. 2932 03:03:21,160 --> 03:03:24,340 I'm going to go for a bit of bourbon. 2933 03:03:24,400 --> 03:03:25,400 *Loud sound* 2934 03:03:48,400 --> 03:03:52,440 I'll go for a bit of bourbon, a few bourbons that need finishing so I'll take the bourbons. 2935 03:03:52,440 --> 03:03:54,440 *Loud sound* 2936 03:03:54,440 --> 03:03:56,440 *Loud sound* 2937 03:03:56,440 --> 03:03:58,440 *Loud sound* 2938 03:04:04,440 --> 03:04:06,440 *Loud sound* 2939 03:04:06,440 --> 03:04:08,440 *Loud sound* 2940 03:04:08,440 --> 03:04:10,440 *Loud sound* 2941 03:04:10,440 --> 03:04:12,440 *Loud sound* 2942 03:04:12,440 --> 03:04:14,440 Shabbat thanks. 2943 03:04:14,440 --> 03:04:16,440 *Loud sound* 2944 03:04:16,440 --> 03:04:19,440 Give Shabbat thanks to the Lord our God. 2945 03:04:19,440 --> 03:04:45,840 Lord Bourbon of Bourbonshire. I know look, I know what you're saying, it's the worst tea ever but I can't drink berries. I've been told not to drink berries. 2946 03:04:45,840 --> 03:05:12,240 So I have very milky green tea and it just works for me at the moment. Maybe when my stomach can handle it I'll go back to the berries. I'm not even meant to be eating biscuits, you know. I'll tell you, Tottenham, another one. 2947 03:05:12,240 --> 03:05:21,240 I was only one goal after my prediction. It could be 5-4 finish. 2948 03:05:21,240 --> 03:05:30,240 Tommy, you should go the whole food print based. I mean, it's nice advice and everything Ben but... 2949 03:05:30,240 --> 03:05:39,240 ...to just change your... radically change your whole diet that you've had pretty same your entire life. 2950 03:05:39,240 --> 03:05:48,240 It's not something you can do overnight. 2951 03:05:48,240 --> 03:05:57,240 Like, your environment shapes how you eat and everything. 2952 03:05:57,240 --> 03:06:06,240 And where you know... and where you know... and your routine and all that kind of crap. 2953 03:06:06,240 --> 03:06:15,240 I have the yogurt. I have the bio live action yogurt. I have that. I've got the kombucha. I'm eating cabbage soup. I'm eating, you know... 2954 03:06:15,240 --> 03:06:38,240 I'm eating clean, you know... I'm eating clean, you know. I'm eating clean. I'm eating clean. 2955 03:06:38,240 --> 03:06:47,240 But it... it comes to Christmas and you've got all this nice temptation... 2956 03:06:47,240 --> 03:06:57,240 ...to just throw it all out the window. And go crazy. Eat what you want, drink what you want. 2957 03:06:57,240 --> 03:07:15,240 And now what time is that on the match? 84. 5 minutes. 6 minutes of regulation time left. 2958 03:07:15,240 --> 03:07:30,120 Do you only have the one cap or more? 2959 03:07:30,120 --> 03:07:32,860 Owen Murphy, I've had this all my life. 2960 03:07:34,080 --> 03:07:35,380 And no other more. 2961 03:07:35,600 --> 03:07:36,220 No other more. 2962 03:07:37,060 --> 03:07:37,540 Any other. 2963 03:07:39,160 --> 03:07:42,760 And there's people I think that can buy them from a shop online. 2964 03:07:43,000 --> 03:07:44,360 But fucking hell. 2965 03:07:44,360 --> 03:07:46,860 Who's that seller? 2966 03:07:47,060 --> 03:07:49,360 Is it Diaz? 2967 03:07:50,580 --> 03:07:51,360 Louis Diaz. 2968 03:07:58,020 --> 03:07:59,360 Crazy bit of business. 2969 03:08:01,520 --> 03:08:03,360 Absolute crazy bit of business. 2970 03:08:03,360 --> 03:08:10,040 What a response you Liverpool. 2971 03:08:11,240 --> 03:08:14,800 Just as Spurs fans were thinking they might just have a glimmer of hope. 2972 03:08:14,920 --> 03:08:17,060 That they might just find a way back into the game. 2973 03:08:17,560 --> 03:08:19,680 Louis will go up the other end. 2974 03:08:20,540 --> 03:08:25,800 He's a great player. 2975 03:08:27,220 --> 03:08:27,920 Louis Diaz. 2976 03:08:28,920 --> 03:08:29,600 Look at that. 2977 03:08:31,940 --> 03:08:34,080 That pass from Salah. 2978 03:08:36,660 --> 03:08:38,400 Sort of angled his body. 2979 03:08:39,660 --> 03:08:40,480 His head was looking. 2980 03:08:40,820 --> 03:08:42,840 It wasn't a no-look pass. 2981 03:08:43,040 --> 03:08:43,860 But it was kind of. 2982 03:08:44,900 --> 03:08:46,700 His body language said otherwise. 2983 03:08:46,900 --> 03:08:47,020 You know. 2984 03:08:47,160 --> 03:08:47,420 If you're. 2985 03:08:48,440 --> 03:08:49,780 You don't know what he's going to do. 2986 03:08:52,580 --> 03:08:53,940 Combined with Diaz then. 2987 03:08:56,440 --> 03:08:57,300 Massive blast. 2988 03:09:00,400 --> 03:09:01,220 Massive blast. 2989 03:09:02,000 --> 03:09:03,540 15 Premier League goals. 2990 03:09:04,740 --> 03:09:06,220 15 Premier League goals. 2991 03:09:11,780 --> 03:09:13,140 Now they're bringing on. 2992 03:09:13,640 --> 03:09:14,540 Darwin Nunes. 2993 03:09:14,940 --> 03:09:15,500 Nunes. 2994 03:09:20,100 --> 03:09:21,720 Thank you very much a liquid. 2995 03:09:24,540 --> 03:09:25,480 Very kind here. 2996 03:09:25,480 --> 03:09:51,500 Alison Moyers with the. 2997 03:09:52,820 --> 03:09:53,880 Outstretched Pam. 2998 03:09:53,880 --> 03:09:56,280 To prevent. 2999 03:09:58,480 --> 03:09:59,640 A Solanke shot. 3000 03:10:06,260 --> 03:10:07,100 We've seen nine goals. 3001 03:10:07,180 --> 03:10:08,240 We could have seen nine of all. 3002 03:10:08,780 --> 03:10:11,000 It's been the best game of the Premier League season so far. 3003 03:10:12,740 --> 03:10:14,100 Brilliant save from Alison. 3004 03:10:14,440 --> 03:10:16,240 Alison Becker's strong. 3005 03:10:16,500 --> 03:10:16,860 Oak. 3006 03:10:17,280 --> 03:10:18,120 Oak arm. 3007 03:10:19,440 --> 03:10:20,580 Strong Brazilian. 3008 03:10:21,080 --> 03:10:21,600 Amazonian. 3009 03:10:21,720 --> 03:10:22,280 Oak tree. 3010 03:10:22,280 --> 03:10:24,780 Very strong. 3011 03:10:24,780 --> 03:10:26,380 For arm and fist. 3012 03:10:36,360 --> 03:10:37,480 Go Jomez. 3013 03:10:43,220 --> 03:10:46,140 Tyrionry and his magic hand of 2009-ish. 3014 03:10:46,220 --> 03:10:46,780 The other Jeff. 3015 03:10:47,340 --> 03:10:48,860 It was November I think. 3016 03:10:48,940 --> 03:10:50,200 November 2009. 3017 03:10:50,400 --> 03:10:51,040 I remember it. 3018 03:10:52,020 --> 03:10:52,840 Remember it well. 3019 03:10:56,420 --> 03:10:56,900 Maybe. 3020 03:10:57,140 --> 03:10:58,380 Maybe even October. 3021 03:10:58,380 --> 03:10:58,500 October. 3022 03:10:58,500 --> 03:11:26,720 What website are you watching it on Tom? 3023 03:11:26,720 --> 03:11:54,940 I have a subscription paid fully legitimate paid for subscription to soccer. I don't want to promote them you see so that's why I'm not going to tell you the name of them. 3024 03:11:54,940 --> 03:12:01,940 It costs a lot of money. 3025 03:12:01,940 --> 03:12:08,940 I have a subscription paid for the first time. 3026 03:12:08,940 --> 03:12:29,940 Where can I get a cold churn cap in Pat? How is it even Pat? I don't know but if you google it someone is selling them but not legitimate. I don't think you'll ever get legit because this was like an original pressing. Circa. I don't even know what you're. 3027 03:12:29,940 --> 03:12:40,940 I don't know. A few soup burps are hitting the scene now. 3028 03:12:40,940 --> 03:12:47,940 I don't know. 3029 03:12:47,940 --> 03:13:05,080 You should get on to selling them, Tammy. 3030 03:13:05,240 --> 03:13:08,720 I can't sell someone else's stuff, do you know? 3031 03:13:08,720 --> 03:13:09,480 Let's hope so. 3032 03:13:10,760 --> 03:13:11,720 And I've never... 3033 03:13:11,720 --> 03:13:14,720 I wouldn't be... 3034 03:13:15,320 --> 03:13:19,520 Having to deal with that, becoming a salesman of goods then, 3035 03:13:19,620 --> 03:13:26,120 wasn't ever in my to-do list, you know? 3036 03:13:30,780 --> 03:13:33,460 Then you're opening yourself up to customer services 3037 03:13:33,460 --> 03:13:36,540 and customer standards and practice and business and stuff, you know? 3038 03:13:36,600 --> 03:13:38,680 You might get people wanting to return... 3039 03:13:38,680 --> 03:13:42,240 Imagine having to deal with someone wanting to return stuff to you. 3040 03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:45,000 The headache and the heartache. 3041 03:13:47,780 --> 03:13:51,380 And the problem is the customer is always right, no matter what. 3042 03:13:52,540 --> 03:13:53,480 That's what they say. 3043 03:13:55,020 --> 03:13:56,500 The customer is always right. 3044 03:13:57,920 --> 03:13:59,400 So, uh... 3045 03:13:59,400 --> 03:14:01,920 You'd have to get someone who could deal with that, you know? 3046 03:14:02,060 --> 03:14:03,080 I couldn't... 3047 03:14:03,080 --> 03:14:04,380 Couldn't deal with it. 3048 03:14:04,380 --> 03:14:15,340 That's what I would say. 3049 03:14:15,420 --> 03:14:16,340 I'd be like... 3050 03:14:16,340 --> 03:14:17,760 Yep, they're in Hollyhead. 3051 03:14:18,900 --> 03:14:20,340 No, I don't know where they are. 3052 03:14:20,420 --> 03:14:20,940 They're in Hollyhead. 3053 03:14:23,240 --> 03:14:23,940 No luck. 3054 03:14:24,260 --> 03:14:24,900 They're in Hollyhead. 3055 03:14:24,980 --> 03:14:26,120 You'll get them after Christmas. 3056 03:14:27,920 --> 03:14:29,920 No, you will not get your money back. 3057 03:14:32,980 --> 03:14:34,480 I didn't predict the storm. 3058 03:14:37,360 --> 03:14:38,200 Who am I? 3059 03:14:39,040 --> 03:14:40,160 The storm master. 3060 03:14:43,600 --> 03:14:44,660 You'll get your hat. 3061 03:14:46,320 --> 03:14:48,040 You'll get your hat and you'll love it. 3062 03:14:50,920 --> 03:14:51,580 Shut up. 3063 03:14:53,360 --> 03:14:54,000 Do you hear me? 3064 03:14:55,280 --> 03:14:56,160 Shut your hole. 3065 03:14:56,460 --> 03:14:57,160 Merry Christmas. 3066 03:14:58,020 --> 03:14:59,440 That's the way it would go, I'm afraid. 3067 03:14:59,520 --> 03:15:01,320 Because I don't... 3068 03:15:01,320 --> 03:15:03,300 I get mad very easily. 3069 03:15:03,660 --> 03:15:03,960 Do you know? 3070 03:15:08,420 --> 03:15:15,300 I'd be on the phone listening to their shite and then I'd just start crunching a crisp packet. 3071 03:15:17,620 --> 03:15:19,040 Sorry, the line is... 3072 03:15:19,040 --> 03:15:21,080 The line is cracking up. 3073 03:15:22,240 --> 03:15:22,880 You said what? 3074 03:15:26,800 --> 03:15:28,640 Your child is crying, is it? 3075 03:15:29,720 --> 03:15:30,700 Didn't get the cap. 3076 03:15:33,260 --> 03:15:34,020 Yeah, well... 3077 03:15:34,840 --> 03:15:35,340 It wasn't... 3078 03:15:35,340 --> 03:15:37,260 It wasn't a child's cap anyways, man. 3079 03:15:38,600 --> 03:15:39,380 Merry Christmas! 3080 03:15:43,380 --> 03:15:44,880 This is Curtis Jones. 3081 03:15:44,880 --> 03:16:04,040 And I believe Cold John as a company don't even exist anymore. 3082 03:16:04,180 --> 03:16:09,600 They've changed their name to some other Tarmacadam or bitumen company or something. 3083 03:16:11,200 --> 03:16:12,920 Solas or Kolas or something. 3084 03:16:15,320 --> 03:16:21,520 I'm not sure whether or not Cold John even as a thing does not even exist anymore. 3085 03:16:22,260 --> 03:16:23,200 But I was always thinking... 3086 03:16:23,920 --> 03:16:25,280 Cold John. 3087 03:16:26,040 --> 03:16:27,840 What a quality name. 3088 03:16:28,580 --> 03:16:29,580 Like, John. 3089 03:16:30,240 --> 03:16:32,180 Sounds very kind of Chinese-y as well. 3090 03:16:36,740 --> 03:16:38,460 What happens if I lose the hat? 3091 03:16:38,520 --> 03:16:39,760 That's a big question as well. 3092 03:16:40,340 --> 03:16:42,460 It's been around the world with me. 3093 03:16:42,900 --> 03:16:44,340 And I've never lost it, you know? 3094 03:16:45,040 --> 03:16:46,680 If I lost it... 3095 03:16:46,680 --> 03:16:47,960 It'd be a fucking signal. 3096 03:16:48,940 --> 03:16:50,080 It would be a signal. 3097 03:16:50,220 --> 03:16:51,340 I need to get another one. 3098 03:16:51,940 --> 03:16:54,340 But I'd be more interested in trying to track down... 3099 03:16:55,200 --> 03:16:57,980 An original Cold John cap. 3100 03:16:58,420 --> 03:17:02,100 Maybe that could be an adventure in and of itself. 3101 03:17:02,360 --> 03:17:03,280 Trying to locate. 3102 03:17:03,700 --> 03:17:05,620 Because there must be more than... 3103 03:17:05,620 --> 03:17:08,040 There must have been a few of these made back in the day, you know? 3104 03:17:09,120 --> 03:17:10,640 So I've got the badge on it. 3105 03:17:10,680 --> 03:17:13,100 I can look at the serial and the date on it. 3106 03:17:14,720 --> 03:17:15,560 Here we go, look. 3107 03:17:16,860 --> 03:17:17,580 Style number. 3108 03:17:18,260 --> 03:17:18,700 4199. 3109 03:17:18,760 --> 03:17:19,800 100% cotton. 3110 03:17:20,080 --> 03:17:21,040 One size fits all. 3111 03:17:21,120 --> 03:17:21,880 Hand wash only. 3112 03:17:22,340 --> 03:17:23,200 Made in China. 3113 03:17:26,080 --> 03:17:27,580 There's the detail on it, like. 3114 03:17:27,580 --> 03:17:27,580 There's the detail on it, like. 3115 03:17:27,580 --> 03:17:28,260 There's the S. 3116 03:17:28,660 --> 03:17:30,400 There's the Premier League. 3117 03:17:31,100 --> 03:17:32,180 Player of the match today. 3118 03:17:32,440 --> 03:17:33,220 Two goals for him. 3119 03:17:33,300 --> 03:17:36,960 It means he's now got four goals in five appearances in the Premier League against Tottenham. 3120 03:17:38,400 --> 03:17:39,900 Those will be well-timed for him. 3121 03:17:40,220 --> 03:17:41,060 First goals in. 3122 03:17:41,820 --> 03:17:42,980 Ketipurus is Liverpool. 3123 03:17:43,700 --> 03:17:44,720 First in the Premier League. 3124 03:17:44,780 --> 03:17:45,060 Maybe. 3125 03:17:45,720 --> 03:17:49,000 Maybe we'll try and look into that and see how far we can get. 3126 03:17:51,040 --> 03:17:51,960 Thank you very much. 3127 03:17:52,060 --> 03:17:53,420 Main approval of stuff. 3128 03:17:55,520 --> 03:17:56,720 Very, very kind of you. 3129 03:17:57,480 --> 03:17:58,520 Great to see you, Tammy. 3130 03:17:58,520 --> 03:18:05,540 If you could become instantly a king of any country in the world, which one would you pick? 3131 03:18:08,380 --> 03:18:13,080 I would like to be the king of China, I think, for a day. 3132 03:18:15,680 --> 03:18:21,840 But I wouldn't like to be a monarch because I don't think anyone would really truly respect you. 3133 03:18:21,920 --> 03:18:24,240 They'd just be like fearing you and I'll let you know. 3134 03:18:27,140 --> 03:18:30,040 Probably a king in one of the countries where they love the king. 3135 03:18:32,300 --> 03:18:36,940 But it would have to be good weather. 3136 03:18:37,680 --> 03:18:39,880 So that rules out a lot of Europe. 3137 03:18:40,040 --> 03:18:41,100 Maybe the king of Spain. 3138 03:18:45,360 --> 03:18:47,560 I think I'd like to be the king of Spain. 3139 03:18:51,280 --> 03:18:51,680 Yeah. 3140 03:18:52,480 --> 03:18:53,680 That settles that one. 3141 03:18:56,760 --> 03:18:58,800 A great variety of places. 3142 03:18:58,920 --> 03:18:59,680 You've got good cities. 3143 03:18:59,880 --> 03:19:01,280 You've got Barcelona, Madrid. 3144 03:19:02,500 --> 03:19:02,860 Valencia. 3145 03:19:03,720 --> 03:19:05,700 And then you've got the Costa del Sol. 3146 03:19:06,760 --> 03:19:09,880 You've got international criminal cartels down there as well. 3147 03:19:09,940 --> 03:19:11,360 You could be doing deals with those boys. 3148 03:19:12,320 --> 03:19:13,160 You've got the desert. 3149 03:19:13,500 --> 03:19:15,340 If you need to bury any problems fast. 3150 03:19:17,920 --> 03:19:24,280 And a lot of the world speaks Spanish as well because of the colonization of the world. 3151 03:19:24,780 --> 03:19:25,220 So... 3152 03:19:25,220 --> 03:19:25,780 So... 3153 03:19:25,780 --> 03:19:30,100 Definitely Spain I'd say. 3154 03:19:30,740 --> 03:19:31,600 Definitely Spain. 3155 03:19:33,040 --> 03:19:34,080 Sorry, not Catalog. 3156 03:19:34,480 --> 03:19:38,280 Apologies to any Catalan people who think I'm lobbing you in. 3157 03:19:38,480 --> 03:19:40,360 But the reality is Catalan. 3158 03:19:42,860 --> 03:19:45,820 You're in that Spanish country's jurisdiction, aren't you? 3159 03:19:45,940 --> 03:19:48,420 I mean, I know you're semi-autonomous and whatnot. 3160 03:19:48,680 --> 03:19:50,020 But the reality is... 3161 03:19:51,820 --> 03:19:54,740 It is Spain, isn't it? 3162 03:19:55,180 --> 03:19:56,300 I mean, I know it's not. 3163 03:19:56,520 --> 03:19:57,200 And apologies. 3164 03:19:58,020 --> 03:20:00,620 But look at the map and the way it's drawn out. 3165 03:20:01,240 --> 03:20:02,240 And when I'm flying... 3166 03:20:02,240 --> 03:20:04,240 If I'm flying there... 3167 03:20:05,320 --> 03:20:06,560 You're going to Spain, you know? 3168 03:20:06,640 --> 03:20:10,200 And it's Spanish immigration control or passport control. 3169 03:20:10,840 --> 03:20:11,240 So... 3170 03:20:12,000 --> 03:20:13,560 Do you know? 3171 03:20:14,940 --> 03:20:16,600 And apologies to ETA. 3172 03:20:17,200 --> 03:20:20,140 Spanish separatists ETA. 3173 03:20:20,460 --> 03:20:23,340 Who I think are Basque separatists. 3174 03:20:23,820 --> 03:20:26,240 So I'm not sure they're Catalonian separatists. 3175 03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:29,600 I'm not sure if they fall under the same remit. 3176 03:20:30,220 --> 03:20:32,540 But I'm just going to put it out there to ETA as well. 3177 03:20:33,120 --> 03:20:34,040 Sorry about that, ETA. 3178 03:20:34,200 --> 03:20:35,420 And I hope you're getting on well. 3179 03:20:36,420 --> 03:20:39,380 I know that you're big, big fans of the stream. 3180 03:20:39,960 --> 03:20:40,220 And enjoy... 3181 03:20:41,380 --> 03:20:44,140 Watching Francis play Warzone and stuff like that. 3182 03:20:44,660 --> 03:20:46,160 Because you're into wars and guns. 3183 03:20:49,140 --> 03:20:51,580 Just going to finish this bourbon biscuit here. 3184 03:20:51,680 --> 03:20:52,260 And then that's it. 3185 03:20:52,320 --> 03:20:53,860 That's the whole pack again. 3186 03:20:57,200 --> 03:20:58,180 That's the end of that. 3187 03:20:59,200 --> 03:21:01,520 And I always say is... 3188 03:21:01,520 --> 03:21:06,180 Thank you for joining me for tonight's noodles. 3189 03:21:06,980 --> 03:21:08,780 Which was a lovely, lovely situation. 3190 03:21:09,460 --> 03:21:10,460 I feel content. 3191 03:21:11,360 --> 03:21:11,780 Happy. 3192 03:21:13,520 --> 03:21:14,000 Relaxed. 3193 03:21:15,160 --> 03:21:17,040 I'm ready to just wind down now. 3194 03:21:20,040 --> 03:21:22,660 I don't think I'll even fucking bother washing up. 3195 03:21:25,000 --> 03:21:25,960 I'm that happy. 3196 03:21:27,020 --> 03:21:28,680 I'm not even going to bother washing up. 3197 03:21:30,200 --> 03:21:31,160 I feel brilliant. 3198 03:21:32,300 --> 03:21:33,440 And we'll talk to you. 3199 03:21:33,640 --> 03:21:35,360 And tomorrow and the day after it's going to... 3200 03:21:35,360 --> 03:21:37,700 The weather is going to start getting mild as well. 3201 03:21:38,280 --> 03:21:39,140 Maybe not tomorrow. 3202 03:21:39,860 --> 03:21:41,400 But Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will. 3203 03:21:44,680 --> 03:21:46,280 Which sounds promising. 3204 03:21:48,280 --> 03:21:49,920 Thank you very much for joining us. 3205 03:21:50,040 --> 03:21:51,220 It takes two minutes to do. 3206 03:21:51,420 --> 03:21:52,580 It takes two minutes to do it. 3207 03:21:53,480 --> 03:21:54,540 It says no judging me. 3208 03:21:54,640 --> 03:21:56,360 If you're on about the washing up, I don't think... 3209 03:21:56,360 --> 03:21:58,400 I don't think I'd be doing that. 3210 03:22:00,000 --> 03:22:06,100 Oh yeah. 3211 03:22:06,420 --> 03:22:07,340 That was fantastic. 3212 03:22:08,440 --> 03:22:09,120 So good night. 3213 03:22:10,060 --> 03:22:11,260 And we'll talk to you later on. 3214 03:22:11,380 --> 03:22:12,400 We'll talk to you later on. 3215 03:22:12,500 --> 03:22:13,140 Okay Google. 3216 03:22:14,180 --> 03:22:16,700 Can you play Mr. Loverman by Shabba? 3217 03:22:19,600 --> 03:22:26,760 Okay Google. 3218 03:22:28,300 --> 03:22:29,300 Volume up. 3219 03:22:29,860 --> 03:22:30,340 Three. 3220 03:22:31,380 --> 03:22:32,080 Thanks for the tip. 3221 03:22:40,560 --> 03:22:41,820 Thank you very much. 3222 03:22:42,620 --> 03:22:43,940 Varnie teabag. 3223 03:22:45,100 --> 03:22:46,440 Very very kind here. 3224 03:22:48,780 --> 03:22:49,340 Sarah! 3225 03:22:49,340 --> 03:22:49,460 Sarah! 3226 03:22:51,020 --> 03:22:51,500 Sarah! 3227 03:22:53,840 --> 03:22:54,240 Sarah! 3228 03:22:59,240 --> 03:23:00,500 I'm the right man. 3229 03:23:00,820 --> 03:23:03,240 I'm the right man. 3230 03:23:03,240 --> 03:23:06,040 I'm the right man. 3231 03:23:06,280 --> 03:23:08,800 You make a lovely noodle and you look like a man. 3232 03:23:11,640 --> 03:23:11,960 Bo! 3233 03:23:14,200 --> 03:23:14,680 Go! 3234 03:23:14,680 --> 03:23:15,520 - Oh! 3235 03:23:15,520 --> 03:23:17,520 I'm going to cook the chicken. 3236 03:23:17,520 --> 03:23:45,520 I'm going to cook the chicken. 3237 03:23:45,520 --> 03:23:49,520 I want to sing this song, Mr. Wiggle Man. 3238 03:23:49,520 --> 03:23:51,520 Lovely Salah, Mr. Wiggle Man. 3239 03:23:51,520 --> 03:23:53,520 Salah! 3240 03:23:53,520 --> 03:23:55,520 Mohammed Salah! 3241 03:24:09,520 --> 03:24:13,520 I should have scraped that leaves off into the bin cupboard. 3242 03:24:13,520 --> 03:24:19,520 I'll just let it steep. 3243 03:24:19,520 --> 03:24:31,520 Let it steep. 3244 03:24:31,520 --> 03:24:45,520 Shabba! 3245 03:24:45,520 --> 03:24:47,520 Shabba! 3246 03:24:47,520 --> 03:24:49,520 Shabba! 3247 03:24:49,520 --> 03:24:51,520 Shabba! 3248 03:24:51,520 --> 03:24:53,520 Shabba! 3249 03:24:53,520 --> 03:24:55,520 Shabba! 3250 03:24:55,520 --> 03:24:57,520 Shabba! 3251 03:25:03,520 --> 03:25:09,100 I'm not gonna do that. Let it steep. We'll talk to you later on. We're gonna let that steep. 3252 03:25:10,100 --> 03:25:13,740 Good night and God bless. Thank you very much for joining us. We'll see you later on. 3253 03:25:13,740 --> 03:25:27,580 We'll see you later.