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Oh, I feel your stress.

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Nobody move, please. Just stay quiet.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, you're not.

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I feel your stress.

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Thanks for your kindness tonight.

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I feel your stress.

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I feel your stress.

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I feel your stress.

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I feel your stress.

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Years ago, I was Chinese.

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Welcome back to a very ambitiously titled stream.

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That is to say, the end of Silent Hill 3.

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Andy the Fork, thanks for the tip.

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You heard it right, the end of Silent Hill 3.

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I am putting it all on the line.

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No money down.

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It's all on the table.

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We're leaving it all out on the pitch.

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I'm going to get this fucking done.

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Box away, wrapped up.

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Then we're going to stick it inside a lock box.

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Then we're going to get a welder in to weld a cage around that box.

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And then I'm going to get a friend who has a van.

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And we're going to bring the box out to the fucking coast.

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And push it off the cliff into the sea.

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We'll never see it again.

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But we'll remember what went down on this night.

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Thank you very much there, Tupo.

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As well for the tip.

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Very, very kind of you.

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I'm going to turn the music down there.

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We have one cheeky tarot to collect.

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This is great stuff.

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It's not only is it a tip.

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Well, it says Tup, not Tupo.

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But not only is it a tip.

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But it's a hint attached to the tip as well.

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We have a cheeky tarot to collect.

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Then it's time to lacerate God.

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Incredible stuff.

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And I have to say, it's taken quite a Christianic turn and twist towards the end of the game.

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Where in a church, there's a lot of religious symbology going around.

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I don't know whether or not that's those crazy little guys over in Konami wanting to have a pop at God or the church or what.

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I'm not sure.

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But they're definitely putting it in there.

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So we're going to see.

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We're going to see right now.

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As I put on the headphones of destiny.

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Well known God poppers, says Tony B.

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I'm not sure what the status is out there in Japan for God.

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I'm not sure what they regard as God.

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Or who they're worshipping these days.

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Or what their affiliation is.

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Do they even have churches out there?

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Did the Christianic faith manage to penetrate the Japanese mindset?

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I mean, we know for a fact that they were very closed.

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They didn't like people coming in.

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Maybe it's still the same nowadays.

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I'm not sure.

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Shinto.

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I mean, you say Shinto and Buddhism there, but...

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I don't think there's any, like, regular service where you go to mass.

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Or any of that stuff.

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It's just kind of like shrines out around the...

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You know, in different places.

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Let's not get too bogged down in what the Japanese do with their spare time.

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Because what we can quite clearly decipher from this nightmare-fueled work of art known as Silent 3 is that...

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They worship something...

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Something else.

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Something a little bit more...

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Beyond.

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You can even hear it from this music right here.

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I know I do go on about it quite a lot, but it's definitely worth considering.

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Thank you very much, Conrad, for the tip.

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Who says you'll be needing...

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The Chaos Gloves...

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Slash...

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Piss Mittens...

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To get it all done in one go.

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I'm not sure...

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Uh...

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Do I have them?

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Yeah, I do have them.

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I'm gonna put them on just for the ending, because it is the ending of the game.

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So I don't want it...

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I don't want to, uh...

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Not be ready...

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Not be ready...

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When the shit hits the fan, d'you know?

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Let's go.

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I'm just going to do a few warm-ups just so we get started. I just need to tie the cord on my tracksuit bottoms there. The gloves are on, which is ironic because the gloves are off. You know, metaphorically speaking, I'm ready to take on the challenge here.

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Another thing is, you know, it's cocky to say the stream, this is the end of it because I'm really solidifying my place where I feel as though I can do it. I feel as though I've got what it takes and that I'm ready to meet the demands of the team silent. Silent team.

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It made you smile, but now I feel your stress. Love was never meant to be such a crazy affair. No, and who has time for tears? Never thought I'd sit around and grab all your love.

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I feel your stress.

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There we go.

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That's minimal, but it's just enough to get the blood flowing for this situation that we've been dealt with right here.

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Anonymous, thank you very much for the tip. Nice to see the speed run. It's still very much on.

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Oh God. And Georgia Rose, thank you very much for your tip.

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Very, very kind of you, Georgia Rose, who says,

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You're one crazy little guy.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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Let's get involved here. Let's get really involved in the world of Japan.

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Japan. Okay, the horror show of Japan.

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The dark side of Japan.

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We load our state with 2.35 a.m. from this morning, would you believe?

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Right.

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Turn that up.

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Volume up.

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We have a brass key.

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We need to get one more tarot card.

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Thank you very much there, Column Meister.

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Silent Chill 3.

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I hope everybody's not too chilled out with the absolute shit blizzard that's going on out there.

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I was poo-pooing the fucking snow there last night saying it was fuck all.

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But it seems to have made its way to my place now.

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And it's disgusting.

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It's sick.

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So where did you say there, Tupo?

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We just go straight ahead, is it?

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To find a tarot.

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We take the elevator back up to the chapel.

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Chapel lizard.

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Okay, so.

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Back to there.

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Take a right.

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Through the door.

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Left.

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Is that the elevator?

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I know you can't see my mouse cursor there, but.

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Would that be the elevator there, Tupo?

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Tupo.

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This little box scene.

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You got it.

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Good man.

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Good man.

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And it's great to have the emulator going as well, because that means I can use the cursor.

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I mean.

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Used to be the case where I'd have to move my head over and say.

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Is this?

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Is this the elevator here?

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You know, next to my nose?

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I'm just nosing it now.

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But we don't have to do that, thank God.

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Anymore.

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Technology has evolved.

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We're moving along nicely.

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Thank you very much there, Simon Jacobs, for your kind-hearted and generous tip.

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We move at pace.

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Pace of the speedrun.

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The speedrun mindset.

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Something which I've been cultivating for quite some time now.

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I don't really believe that many of you can really come to terms or understand what is necessary.

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But, should you continue to watch, you might have some idea.

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Now, there's a real bad lad here.

156
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It looks like he's been sentenced to a life of depravity.

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Walking these very precarious corridors.

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They're not even corridors.

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They're just ledges.

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And with illegible text scrawled on the walls in blood and other ink.

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And there's a couple of them running around.

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I'm not even going to waste my time dealing with them.

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Because you can just fucking piss about too long and end up getting slashed.

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Which is not what I want.

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Thank you very much there, Psyduck.

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Very, very kind of you.

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Psyduck and Omar.

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Very, very fucking kind of you as well.

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Hope you cleaned the jocks after you shat yourself last night.

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Hoping for a few more screenplays.

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Well, you just reminded me of that.

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I completely forgot about the moment where it really, really got to me, this game.

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So we do have to go back to the chapel, is it?

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We take the elevator back to the chapel.

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Flembag and Nymiljil, thank you very much.

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She's a hot shot.

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Back to the chapel, is it bypass?

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Back to the chapel, is it bypass?

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I wonder did I forget or just miss this tarot card?

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Hang on, so is this...

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I have to go through there, and then I have to go here, is it?

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Would I be right in saying...

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The chapel is here, Tupo.

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Or is it through here?

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Or is it through here?

186
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And into this little realm here?

187
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There's a door up here for the brass key we just obtained.

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You didn't miss anything.

189
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So the brass key is going to allow me...

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To enter an unlocked...

191
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To enter an unlocked...

192
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Or a locked room...

193
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To grab...

194
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This new tarot deck card.

195
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What do you mean?

196
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I'm looking at the situation of the map right here, right now, and I cannot see any locked door.

197
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Maybe...

198
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Maybe this one.

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Maybe this one right here.

200
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Is that a locked door?

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Okay.

202
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Apologies there.

203
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I'm still on the terrorist...

204
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Or I was on the terrorist radio.

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I...

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Think I might have to go through here.

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Over.

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Yeah.

209
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Oh, God.

210
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This guy reminds me of...

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Do you remember Gaza?

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Paul Gascoigne had...

213
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A friend called Jimmy Five Bellies.

214
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I wonder if Jimmy Five Bellies still...

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This is going to compromise the speed run.

216
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Just to see if he's still knocking around.

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I love their...

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Jimmy...

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Five...

220
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Bellies.

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And he'd go on the piss with him.

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And...

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And...

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And Chris Evans, I think, back in the day.

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I think he's actually made...

226
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I think he's turned his life around.

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It seems.

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It seems.

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Gardner.

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Gardner.

231
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His name is...

232
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Is a Gateshead lad...

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Who shot to fame through his friendship with Paul Gascoigne.

234
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Thank you very much, Maud.

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Gone.

236
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Very, very kind of...

237
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Maud has been gone a long time now.

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His Jimmy Five Bellies still friends with Gaza.

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He's been friends.

240
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Yeah.

241
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Fell out with Gaza though.

242
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Accused his pal of betrayal.

243
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For speaking up publicly.

244
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And asked him to get help.

245
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I don't allow anyone to steal my work on the G-.

246
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Well, he's done well.

247
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He's lost the weight anyways.

248
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I mean, I said that they reminded me of him.

249
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But I mean, I think I saw a picture of him.

250
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You know, just like these fellas.

251
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On the screen here.

252
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Wearing just like these underpants or something.

253
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Or maybe I'm thinking of...

254
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It was like a prosthetic belly and tits.

255
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That Gaza had on...

256
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Around 1990...

257
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Euro 96.

258
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The plane incident.

259
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I'm not sure if that was on there or what.

260
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But I just remember comedy tits.

261
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Or a comedy belly or something.

262
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Or maybe that just was a real belly.

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Belonging to one of Gaza's friends.

264
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,380
Don't know how I ended up on the phone line there, guys.

265
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,280
I mean, we're dealing with...

266
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,360
A few technical gremolados here at the moment.

267
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,940
It could be the snow.

268
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:40,160
The blizzard of shit, which is outside at the moment.

269
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,420
Jeez, I thought it was...

270
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,040
He died, but he hasn't.

271
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,680
It was a different friend who was friends with Gaza and Five Bellies.

272
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,240
It's in the Irish Times from 98.

273
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:26,540
Thank you very much, a Google user, the creepy clown.

274
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,240
And none other than Robbie Five Bellies.

275
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,300
And none other than Robbie Five Bellies.

276
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,900
Now, the speed run has just taken a slight speed bump.

277
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,860
As we just need to find out what the story is with Five Bellies.

278
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,200
Before we continue on here.

279
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,100
Is he still alive?

280
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,160
I mean...

281
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,120
It's...

282
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,160
That was him in his prime and his heyday.

283
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,160
I wonder...

284
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:48,160
I wonder...

285
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:55,980
I wonder...

286
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:56,780
Would they brothers?

287
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:59,000
This fella and Five Bellies.

288
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,240
They look awful similar.

289
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:09,800
But apparently he was on the Under the Cosh podcast.

290
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,000
And he reveals all.

291
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,800
A close friend of Gaza there.

292
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,340
Craig Hignett.

293
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,300
That's a name I remember now.

294
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,300
Maybe back in the Juninho days of Middlesbrough.

295
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,720
But that's that anyway.

296
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,400
Maybe we will find out more about that in due course.

297
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,580
Thank you very much there, Tommy Ten Bellies.

298
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,040
Very, very kind of you.

299
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,420
I hope you're getting on well.

300
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:48,680
And enjoying what we're about to see here.

301
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:55,100
I actually don't understand now why I might have not noticed there was a locked door here before.

302
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:59,120
Because when you're faced with these two cats, you don't want to hang around.

303
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,060
They've got spliced faces.

304
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:09,340
They kind of remind me of not only Five Bellies in nature, but...

305
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,460
What else?

306
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,720
Well, there's a wrestler.

307
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,180
Who became a UFC fighter.

308
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,560
What was his name?

309
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:27,700
Brock Lesnar.

310
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,860
But they're kind of paler than Brock Lesnar.

311
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,920
Thank you very much there, the Rizzler.

312
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,540
It's about the journey, not the destination.

313
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,780
Love the streams and the poultice.

314
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,740
We never really got a full-on confirmation of what the poultice is as well.

315
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:48,980
A lot of questions circulating and percolating at this moment in time.

316
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,480
I just really hope we're going to have time to answer them.

317
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,020
What with the impending chaos that's going to ensue here.

318
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:08,400
Oh, fuck. And this is definitely not an area you want to find yourself in any time soon.

319
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,780
This is beyond... this is beyond repair.

320
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,780
Fuckin' hell.

321
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:14,400
Fuckin' hell.

322
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,240
Everything's going... everything's going 90 on the walls.

323
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,580
It's turning into a bad, bad situation.

324
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,080
What's up?

325
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,080
What's up?

326
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,580
Larry Schlug, thank you very much.

327
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:27,420
Getting a little bit stressed here and then we move here and then turn left.

328
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,040
Yeah.

329
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,220
And that's a door.

330
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,040
That's the brass key used.

331
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,040
Whew.

332
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:44,640
Okay, so now we've got some good old-fashioned fuckin' killin' to do here.

333
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,960
I'm gonna get the nine out and load up the clip.

334
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:57,380
And if anybody wants to start any shit, I'm ready to let one slip into these crazy, crazy, crazy fools.

335
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,920
And look at that. There's a real sad arse just crawling around in the pipework.

336
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:15,420
Look at him. Just look at him. This is the... this... that's... that's what we're here for tonight.

337
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,380
That's the worst yet.

338
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:23,880
And I wish I could just... you could control the camera so you could get down and see on his level.

339
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,960
What a bad egg.

340
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,560
Nasty stuff.

341
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:39,520
The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire, the zombie, Wednesday... Wednesday Addams from the camp.

342
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,600
And, Tom...

343
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,480
Or the devil.

344
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,480
What's the scenario with... with somebody like this? How...

345
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:56,280
How is the framework of society currently fixed to accommodate scenes like this? Tom?

346
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:05,240
Well, quite frankly, it just isn't. And good evening to everybody who's joined us. Thanks very much. Um...

347
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:12,200
For this debate. It's a serious issue. Um... especially with the weather going on right now as well. I mean...

348
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:23,160
It's hard enough to... make commitments and meet deadlines. And... you know, just get general work completed. But when you're faced with a situation like this... a fella...

349
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:30,120
He's literally trapped inside a wall. With some shitty bloody tiles. Crawling back and forth. And he's going...

350
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:35,080
Hectic haywire. Every now and again. He does a little twiddle there. Twiddle the neck and...

351
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:44,040
The guy's wrong. He's... he's a wrong... a wrong man. And he needs to really be dealt with, I think. The prison system...

352
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:54,040
The prison system... what... is there, but the prison is too full. And... I... I... I don't think prison is the right place for him, to be honest with ya.

353
00:23:54,040 --> 00:24:00,000
You're saying he needs to be put away into some other... care home or care house. Is that it?

354
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:09,000
I wouldn't say that now. I'm not too sure about the care whether or not we can accommodate or care for them. The problems he's facing...

355
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,000
Are not the kind of problems we don't understand, you see.

356
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:27,960
Very, very much Tony B. For your... glorious tip. And you say... the real feel is after ya. Well... it's interesting you should mention that because...

357
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:35,960
I just nipped out to get a... a bottle of water there... before the stream. And... if the real feel... whatever it was... I would have guessed...

358
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:45,960
That the temperature I was feeling was a biting minus three. Now that's obviously not gonna be the case, but I... that's what I felt... with the wind... combined with the wind...

359
00:24:45,960 --> 00:25:13,920
the wind... combined with the wind chill... and the snow... slash sleet hitting the face... that's what I was... I was feeling. I'm just gonna look now... and what we're dealing with... is beyond what I even anticipated... three degrees in temperature... and a real feel... this is not a bullshit statement now... real feel... of minus... seven... degrees.

360
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:21,360
And that's seven strikes of the alert sound there to signify that.

361
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,860
Incredible stuff.

362
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,700
I'm surprised I even made it out alive, Tom.

363
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:31,440
Thank you very much, Mr. and Mrs. Pacework, for the tip.

364
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,780
And do, do take care, everybody out there,

365
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:38,460
with the biting chill that is out there at the moment,

366
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,800
you might not realize.

367
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:46,940
But the real feel is a nasty, nasty step down from the actual temperature out there.

368
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,660
And it wouldn't take long.

369
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,620
I'm not going to say the line everyone says, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit,

370
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,480
but a different spin on it would be,

371
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,200
it wouldn't take you long to start to feel the chill.

372
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:07,020
Doesn't really have the same ring to it as the frostbit statement.

373
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:12,320
And plus, you really do need to have that northern accent as well

374
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,540
to really facilitate that statement and hammer home its emphasis.

375
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,700
Sean there saying, the ideal feel is about 21.

376
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,120
But I mean, we're a long way away from that.

377
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:29,520
As we ponder this school desk inside the middle of the classroom,

378
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:36,600
we've got another beautiful riddle to try and solve here.

379
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,080
Go home!

380
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,260
Drop dead!

381
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:41,600
Thief!

382
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:42,640
Hmm.

383
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,940
This used to be Alessa's.

384
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,980
I mean, this was my desk once upon a time.

385
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,440
Bit of wind there.

386
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:53,000
The dinner.

387
00:26:54,520 --> 00:27:01,320
Alessa, we found out, was some woman, maybe a girl who died in the first game.

388
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:04,540
Apparently there's some lore from the first game.

389
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,080
This is, apparently this is the direct sequel to the first game,

390
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,020
which I haven't played on stream.

391
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,520
Played it years and years ago.

392
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,620
I haven't played it on stream.

393
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,060
I thought it would just be too much of a slog to get through.

394
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:20,000
But who knows what with the upscalability that we're facing now.

395
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,500
It could be a goer.

396
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:27,920
But I think it's time to take a Silent Hill chill pill for a while.

397
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,660
And that is to say, let's just put that in a box for now.

398
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,020
After this is done.

399
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,480
Which is going to get done tonight.

400
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:35,980
I'm pretty confident about that.

401
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,100
There's a ratty old notebook on the podium.

402
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,020
Oops.

403
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,860
And there's a letter stuck here too.

404
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:42,940
Let's see.

405
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,220
There's a girl named Alessa in my class.

406
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:51,700
If your memory is any good, you may remember her.

407
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,360
She's the one I said they called a witch.

408
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,380
Most likely her mother is abusing her.

409
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,760
I've never seen her come in without some sort of scraper bruise.

410
00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:16,620
Her expression is pitifully dark.

411
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,560
For a six year old.

412
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,980
Something like this may not be so uncommon.

413
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:22,380
Okay.

414
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,860
Rather than coming up with pointless ideas.

415
00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:26,800
It's best just to watch and wait.

416
00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:27,440
Okay.

417
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,320
Let's see how this one develops.

418
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,820
Let's play it by ear.

419
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:34,040
But isn't there something I can do to help?

420
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:36,720
I'm considering consulting a lawyer.

421
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,080
But I do have my reservations.

422
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,240
That's why I thought I'd ask you, my friend, for your opinion first.

423
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,340
Kim Gordon.

424
00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:50,640
The bassist from Sonic Youth.

425
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,000
Who now has a solo career.

426
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,120
Or has had one for quite some time.

427
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:04,560
And there's a wolf.

428
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,820
It looks like a dog.

429
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,780
But it says wolf and everything.

430
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:09,920
And everything.

431
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:29,980
And that's another fucking five bellies scenario.

432
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,360
So I was in one room.

433
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,380
I was out the other.

434
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:44,040
And then I've got another couple doors here to try and investigate.

435
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,000
And we've got a radio cassette player on the thing.

436
00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:54,180
There's a tape deck here.

437
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:55,220
Looks perfectly usable.

438
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,620
We need to find a tape for that.

439
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,320
Possibly.

440
00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,060
What are these letters?

441
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,640
No, maybe a bunch of suggestions.

442
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,140
People are starting to voice their dissatisfaction about Father Vincent.

443
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,360
Using the organisation's money for his own personal benefit.

444
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,340
I've also heard rumours.

445
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,000
That Father Vincent has been extorting donations from some followers.

446
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,520
Is he really the right person for such a position?

447
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:26,800
I'm in no place to deny all he's done to make the organisation grow.

448
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,900
Even though we believe in God.

449
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,160
If there were some sort of gathering.

450
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,060
Shouldn't we be valued not for our limited talents.

451
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,440
Or our talkativeness.

452
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,760
But for the depth of our faith.

453
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,680
L.S.

454
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,400
Lewis Schwartz.

455
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,140
Some letters about Father Vinnie there.

456
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,340
Parish priest.

457
00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:57,720
Who has been up to no good.

458
00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:58,840
It could be.

459
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:01,300
I mean it sounds like money's gone missing.

460
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:03,440
You know.

461
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,880
So it could have been a lot worse.

462
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:05,340
You know.

463
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,280
Usually when you hear about the priest has been up to no good.

464
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,320
Rather.

465
00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:11,420
For recent times anyway.

466
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,120
It really has not been good.

467
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,000
And look at this.

468
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,740
This is a real.

469
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,860
This is beyond reproach.

470
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,000
In terms of.

471
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,100
Coziness.

472
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:21,780
And agreeableness.

473
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,580
So we'll just move back out here for a moment.

474
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,500
If you like.

475
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,020
Use the cassette player.

476
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,240
For some more Vincent lore.

477
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,620
So I have a tape in my possession.

478
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,020
Do I?

479
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,840
Do I have a cassette in my possession?

480
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,900
I do.

481
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:50,440
Do you know about what happened here 17 years ago?

482
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:51,840
You are a liar.

483
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,840
You've been here a long time.

484
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:55,280
You must have heard some details.

485
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,400
A group of pagans.

486
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,080
Blinded by earthly desires.

487
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:03,240
Spit in the very face of God.

488
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,780
They tried to use the seal of Metatron.

489
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,880
To prevent God's awakening.

490
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:11,900
But.

491
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:15,320
God drove the unbelievers away.

492
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,200
And threw them into the abyss.

493
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,480
Back off.

494
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:21,820
But due to their wickedness.

495
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:25,280
God was unable to be born properly.

496
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:27,440
And so.

497
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,560
She has slumbered.

498
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,380
Ever since.

499
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,220
In the womb of the Holy Mother.

500
00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:36,640
Until the time of the awakening.

501
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,760
That's all that I know.

502
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,760
That's it huh?

503
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,460
Well.

504
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,840
Thanks.

505
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,960
Father Vincent.

506
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:51,640
I heard that the Holy Mother has been found.

507
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,220
Is it true?

508
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,200
Alessa has been found?

509
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,460
Did Claudia say that?

510
00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:58,340
Yes.

511
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:00,300
Then it must be true.

512
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,420
Why did they record these conversations?

513
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,320
I really failed.

514
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,400
And commit them to tape.

515
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:04,420
I really failed.

516
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:04,700
In the last of the Lord.

517
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,420
Incriminating conversations.

518
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,620
Committed to tape.

519
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,920
Idly left lying around.

520
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:13,980
I wouldn't want to.

521
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,000
Nor I.

522
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,240
The truth is.

523
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,820
Sister Claudia.

524
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,600
Frightens me a little.

525
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,300
Well now.

526
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,740
Let's both show our faith.

527
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:27,780
By forgetting about this little talk.

528
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:28,340
Okay?

529
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:29,560
Yes.

530
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:30,600
But.

531
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:36,180
Does that mean this land will finally be the home of eternal paradise?

532
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,320
If God wills it my sister.

533
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,840
If God wills it.

534
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,920
Sounds like a bit of a fucking Waco Texas scenario waiting to happen.

535
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,040
If you ask me.

536
00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:54,240
It's a good job we're here to fucking prevent any further disruption to life around the town.

537
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,240
It's time to get Silent Hill back up and running again as a town.

538
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,260
It's lost a lot of its fucking sheen over the last few years.

539
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,400
What with the incidents that have gone on.

540
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:08,340
But I think it's going to start coming back again now.

541
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,280
It's up and coming.

542
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,360
It just needs a bit of investment as well.

543
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:20,600
And a tidier fucking town as well would actually go some way towards making it a bit more approachable.

544
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,580
Because it's just shit everywhere.

545
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,180
And there's still a lot of blood.

546
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:26,160
From the incidents.

547
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,600
Turn those footsteps down.

548
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,580
Apologise there.

549
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:32,200
They were a bit loud.

550
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,880
The name Claudia Wolfe has written.

551
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,400
Very small on the cover.

552
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,040
Looks like this is her diary.

553
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,720
Great stuff.

554
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,100
More reading.

555
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,460
We love the reading.

556
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,920
There is so much of this.

557
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:46,420
And it means so much.

558
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,380
For me the player as well.

559
00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,760
To read these texts.

560
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,980
And to get into the minds.

561
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:54,640
Of those.

562
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,820
CLGs.

563
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,100
That made this.

564
00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,380
In Konami Towers.

565
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,120
November 10th.

566
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,720
She didn't die then.

567
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,640
She was born.

568
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,460
I knew that for a fact.

569
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,280
But then why haven't I found her yet?

570
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,700
They were supposed to need her power to build paradise.

571
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,100
For the happiness of people.

572
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:22,360
She was supposed to be reborn for that.

573
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,940
She was supposed to be reborn for that.

574
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,720
I'd really like to see her.

575
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,640
November 14th.

576
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,740
Read the book of praise.

577
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:51,680
November 16th.

578
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:57,680
November 16th.

579
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,680
November 16th.

580
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,660
I was free all day.

581
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,660
So I read a modern history of refugees.

582
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,140
And young slaves.

583
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:11,820
Child exploitation.

584
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,380
I don't want to be a mere bystander in this world.

585
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,720
I can't do anything now though.

586
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,400
And that's what's hard.

587
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,720
Variant of concern.

588
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:42,260
There's an old birthday card.

589
00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:44,380
There's an old birthday card.

590
00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:46,260
On the desk.

591
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:48,880
So she was still hanging on to this.

592
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,980
Bit more wind for the dinner.

593
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,120
Happy birthday.

594
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,900
To little Claudia.

595
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,180
Happy 6th.

596
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,920
I love you as if you were my real sister.

597
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:04,960
Here's to you.

598
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,940
Variant of concern.

599
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:25,080
That's.

600
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:25,300
Wait.

601
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:26,760
There's the fucking tarot right there.

602
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,220
That's us.

603
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,040
That's our tarot.

604
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,480
That's us.

605
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:33,480
We're ready to rock right now.

606
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,100
A McPhail.

607
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,420
Stevie McPhail.

608
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:40,440
Thank you very much.

609
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,060
Very very kind of you.

610
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,480
I hope you're getting on well.

611
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,040
Right.

612
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:48,400
Okay.

613
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:50,040
And also to Kev Sassman.

614
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,260
We're the classic agnostic guys.

615
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,520
Classic agnostic Sassman.

616
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,420
Thank you very much.

617
00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:19,940
That is that.

618
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,820
We're going back to the room.

619
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,300
Which we started off in earlier on.

620
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:28,820
And we're going to try and bypass five bellies here.

621
00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:31,520
Get around this fucking saggy old arse.

622
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,860
Massive case of nappy arse on this buck.

623
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,800
And he's strong as well.

624
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:44,800
And that's another wrong in there that's been through the ringer.

625
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,160
Get our map out now.

626
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:50,760
Fucking hell.

627
00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:57,980
Right through the room of death.

628
00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,640
And then back out again.

629
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,700
Save the state as right loves to slug.

630
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,380
Thank you very much for letting me remember that.

631
00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,220
Save that state into one.

632
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,540
Fucking good job as well.

633
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,160
Imagine that.

634
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:13,200
Got murdered.

635
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,380
Then we had to start again.

636
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,720
Wouldn't be that much.

637
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,900
But it'll be a bit of shite.

638
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:17,600
It'll be a bit of shite.

639
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,120
Butterbean.

640
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,440
That's it.

641
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,040
Butterbean.

642
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,540
That's it.

643
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,180
Tone of beans.

644
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,380
It's more of a butterbean than a broccoli.

645
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:25,880
Let's go.

646
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,820
Great shout on the butterbean.

647
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,560
Butterbean.

648
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:42,940
Boxer.

649
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,420
Look at that.

650
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:48,920
Eric Esch.

651
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,340
And he's still alive.

652
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,200
He's 58.

653
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:04,100
Almost looks like an AI creation, doesn't he?

654
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,100
AI adjacent.

655
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,280
Do robots dream.

656
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,100
Thank you very much for the tip there.

657
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,020
Very, very kind of you.

658
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:25,700
He's lost the butter now.

659
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,560
So he's just, he's just the bean now, they call him.

660
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:48,040
He's going after the Paul brothers.

661
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,100
He's going after the Paul brothers.

662
00:40:48,100 --> 00:41:02,140
Anyway, head back into, that's a great picture.

663
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,700
Oh, Jimmy Nipples.

664
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:11,160
Something nostalgic about the door opening sounds, says lovely door sound effect.

665
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:11,920
Thanks for the tip.

666
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:17,020
And Butterrobot's dreams.

667
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,180
Thank you very much there for the tip as well.

668
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:19,740
Okay.

669
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,520
Very, very kind, yeah.

670
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,660
And Commons absolute slop.

671
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,940
Has Silent Hill ever been released on the Wii?

672
00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:37,620
I'm envisaging some aggressive Wii remote action.

673
00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:40,420
Not to my knowledge, no.

674
00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:41,860
I could be wrong.

675
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:47,580
They could have been some later iterations of the game, post, you know, Silent Hill 3.

676
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:58,600
I remember Resident Evil 4 was released on the Wii and that was pretty, that was good for what it was like, you know, using the Wii remote to pop off headshots on zombies.

677
00:41:58,740 --> 00:41:59,360
It was nice.

678
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:06,520
But I don't think it really revolutionized the situation at all.

679
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,720
The Manhunt was released on it as well.

680
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,180
And then I think it was removed or pulled from the shelves.

681
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,940
I think it was banned or something.

682
00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:21,360
Maybe Manhunt 2 was banned over here.

683
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,480
You'll be wrong about that.

684
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,480
Thank you very much there, Varley T-Bag.

685
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:46,140
Fuckin' hell.

686
00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:15,700
I think I might be in the wrong place here.

687
00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:28,480
I think if I'm not mistaken, I might need to be down here.

688
00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:30,660
That wouldn't make sense.

689
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:33,420
At least go in the elevator.

690
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,180
I need to go in the elevator and come down.

691
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:44,020
I need to go in the elevator.

692
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:44,020
I need to go in the elevator.

693
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,020
I need to go in the elevator.

694
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,020
I need to go in the elevator.

695
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,020
I need to go in the elevator.

696
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,020
I need to go in the elevator.

697
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,020
I need to go in the elevator.

698
00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,020
I need to go in the elevator.

699
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:51,020
I need to go in the elevator.

700
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:52,020
I need to go in the elevator.

701
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,020
I need to go in the elevator.

702
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,020
I need to go in the elevator.

703
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:55,020
I need to go in the elevator.

704
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,020
I need to go in the elevator.

705
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,020
I need to go in the elevator.

706
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,020
I need to go in the elevator.

707
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,020
I need to go in the elevator.

708
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,020
I need to go in the elevator.

709
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,020
I need to go in the elevator.

710
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:02,020
I need to go in the elevator.

711
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:03,020
I need to go in the elevator.

712
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:04,020
I need to go in the elevator.

713
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,860
I need to go in the elevator.

714
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:06,860
I need to go in the elevator.

715
00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:07,860
I need to go in the elevator.

716
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,860
I need to go in the elevator.

717
00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:09,860
I need to go in the elevator.

718
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,860
I need to go in the elevator.

719
00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:11,860
I need to go in the elevator.

720
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:12,860
I need to go in the elevator.

721
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860
I need to go in the elevator.

722
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,860
I need to go in the elevator.

723
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,860
I need to go in the elevator.

724
00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:16,860
I need to go in the elevator.

725
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:17,860
I need to go in the elevator.

726
00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:18,860
I need to go in the elevator.

727
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:19,860
I need to go in the elevator.

728
00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:20,860
I need to go in the elevator.

729
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:21,860
I need to go in the elevator.

730
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:22,860
I need to go in the elevator.

731
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:23,860
I need to go in the elevator.

732
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:24,860
I need to go in the elevator.

733
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:25,860
I need to go in the elevator.

734
00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:26,860
I need to go in the elevator.

735
00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:28,700
I need to go in the elevator.

736
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:29,700
I need to go in the elevator.

737
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:30,700
I need to go in the elevator.

738
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,700
I need to go in the elevator.

739
00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:32,700
I need to go in the elevator.

740
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:33,700
I need to go in the elevator.

741
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:34,700
I need to go in the elevator.

742
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,700
I need to go in the elevator.

743
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,700
I need to go in the elevator.

744
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:37,700
I need to go in the elevator.

745
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:38,700
I need to go in the elevator.

746
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,700
I need to go in the elevator.

747
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:40,700
I need to go in the elevator.

748
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:41,700
I need to go in the elevator.

749
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:42,700
I need to go in the elevator.

750
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,700
I need to go in the elevator.

751
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,700
I need to go in the elevator.

752
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,700
I need to go in the elevator.

753
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,700
I need to go in the elevator.

754
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:47,700
I need to go in the elevator.

755
00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,700
I need to go in the elevator.

756
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:50,700
I need to go in the elevator.

757
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:56,540
I need to go in the elevator.

758
00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:57,540
Straight in.

759
00:44:57,540 --> 00:44:58,540
Puzzle time.

760
00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:01,540
Happy very much.

761
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:02,540
Pie and mash.

762
00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:04,540
Thank you very much for the worms.

763
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:10,540
We'll put that into our little situation box.

764
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:19,860
So this time last night, I absolutely brain farted and had to give up because this puzzle

765
00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:20,860
was doing my head in.

766
00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:24,620
I think I could.

767
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:32,620
I'd be better served removing all the tarot cards and then going into my inventory and having

768
00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:37,100
a quick little goosey gander to see what each one of them means.

769
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,380
Examines the high priestess.

770
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,260
Just like her.

771
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,260
High priestess.

772
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:43,260
Just sitting down.

773
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:46,260
It's a woman priest with a crown.

774
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:47,260
Okay.

775
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,260
She's got a crown.

776
00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:49,260
Number two as well.

777
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,260
Frank McCourt.

778
00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:51,260
The head.

779
00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:56,020
Well, interestingly to note there, the little numbers.

780
00:45:56,020 --> 00:46:05,180
I'm going to just take a picture of these Ronaldos so that I can see exactly what I'm dealing

781
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:07,020
with when it comes to the crunch.

782
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:11,780
I'm going to take them in numerical order as well.

783
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:13,780
If I can find the lowest numbers.

784
00:46:13,780 --> 00:46:14,780
That's a zero.

785
00:46:14,780 --> 00:46:15,780
The fool.

786
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,780
The fool.

787
00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:17,780
The fool.

788
00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:30,620
And I'm not going to look at the chat there just in case you're telling me.

789
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:31,660
I know that you are.

790
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:40,160
I think it's much more exciting for you to have to fucking watch me flounder for moments, if

791
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,160
not minutes at this.

792
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,160
If not minutes at this.

793
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:46,920
I also want to really show how my brain is in perfect working order.

794
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,920
I found this in the chapel.

795
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:48,920
I examined it.

796
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,920
I found this in the chapel.

797
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:50,920
I examined it.

798
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,920
Eye of the night.

799
00:46:51,920 --> 00:47:13,380
Amulet, Eye of the Night. We had a zero and we had a two. Hi Priestess. She's taking pictures there. Pie and Mash, thank you very much. And the Creepy Clown. Creepy Clown. Creepy Clown.

800
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:40,740
That's two. And that's twelve. That is eighteen. That's twenty-two. I think. So we need twelve. The Hanged Man.

801
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:52,180
Bella hanging upside down from his shoe. His head looks like it's being battered or bet or beaten or marauded.

802
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:07,040
The Moon. Number eighteen. The Moon.

803
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:19,540
And then twenty-two. The Eye of Night. So five cards. Different numbers on them. Not too sure what the story is with

804
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:37,220
that or why that is. But it is the way it is and that's why we're here. Thank you very much there for the tip, Anonymous. When the piss hits the mitts, we can always depend on Francis and the uncle, Tom.

805
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:48,900
Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Thank you very much there for the tip. I hope you're getting on well and Happy New Year. And I did used to be Chinese myself.

806
00:48:48,900 --> 00:49:00,040
Oh, we're the classic agnostic guys. Naturalised! And Sean Heffernan, thank you very much. Shout out to Laura. She ate my packet of eclairs.

807
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:18,180
Well, isn't that quite the something. And I have to say I sympathise with anyone eating, going through full packets of chocolate as I did last night when I was hitting the slopes at around maybe twelve, maybe half twelve or one a.m.

808
00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:44,980
When I was hitting a slump of slope. And multiple bars of dairy milk had to make their way into my gullet at an alarming rate. Combined with just pauses where I just stopped speaking and just ate chocolate on stream. So there were times of last night's stream. Thank you very much Monday special where it was just a man at one in the morning eating chocolate.

809
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:55,060
But nothing else going on in the morning eating chocolate. But nothing else going on in the morning eating chocolate. Maybe a pause menu. Something, isn't it? Something. It makes you think. It makes you think. It makes you think.

810
00:49:57,100 --> 00:50:13,900
Now we have our tarot cards loaded up into my sweet little phone. I can go at this. And maybe just a quick read of the booklet which is on the bed there. Once more again before we go into the fray.

811
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:24,560
Yes, this is quite a bit here. I mean, it's worth scanning, I think.

812
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,580
Before really trying to get the nuts and bolts of it down. The door sure does rattle.

813
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,840
It's stuck tight secret hidden out of your sight.

814
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:39,220
You may be thinking, what could it be? You need five magic cards if you want to see.

815
00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:47,580
What to do then with all of these. I'll tell you straight. And I won't tease. Just as long as you say please.

816
00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:51,040
Now the first thing you must know is that there's something in each row.

817
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,440
But that is not the half of it.

818
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,320
Three would be too hard to fit.

819
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:59,660
First thing you must know is there's something in each row.

820
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:01,060
So each row there's something.

821
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,700
That's not the half of it, okay?

822
00:51:03,420 --> 00:51:05,060
Three would be too hard to fit.

823
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,280
The upside down man under the ground.

824
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,600
To his right, to his left, there's no one around.

825
00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:15,580
So whatever row the hangman is on, there's nobody on the right and left.

826
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,000
That's simple.

827
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,880
It's that easy for that guy.

828
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,820
But which row is he on, you know?

829
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,940
Leave him alone though.

830
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,620
His tears are profound.

831
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,740
The moon is up above the sky.

832
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,700
Full or crescent.

833
00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:34,900
Floating high.

834
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,000
I'm going to take a picture of this one.

835
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,640
This seems like a cheeky little number.

836
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:41,340
We'll just take a picture of that one there.

837
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,760
The moon is up above the sky.

838
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:46,980
Floating high.

839
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,320
Twinkling light sits like a crown on the head of a crazy clown.

840
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:53,560
The creepy clown.

841
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,860
Your Excellency.

842
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,740
Praying to God most high.

843
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,180
Do you think you can tell me why you always look up at the night sky?

844
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,580
Your Excellency.

845
00:52:03,860 --> 00:52:05,060
Praying to God most high.

846
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:05,920
So that's the Queen.

847
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,380
Praying to God, maybe.

848
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:11,680
Why you always look up at the night sky.

849
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:17,040
So above the Queen is probably the moon.

850
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,240
You have it now.

851
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:20,960
You didn't forget.

852
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:21,700
One major point.

853
00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:22,680
You must not omit.

854
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,140
And now at least before you take a whack.

855
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,760
Here's one more hint to keep you on track.

856
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,820
Scary and hateful.

857
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:30,900
That thing in the night.

858
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:31,820
Better be careful.

859
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,600
It's not on your right.

860
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:36,920
Just see what is on the right.

861
00:52:38,140 --> 00:52:39,240
Scary and hateful.

862
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,520
The eye of the night.

863
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:41,960
Scary and hateful.

864
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:43,320
That thing in the night.

865
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:44,140
Yeah.

866
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:44,500
Yeah.

867
00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:44,960
That's it.

868
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,160
Better be careful.

869
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:46,980
It's not on your right.

870
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,080
Turn to the left.

871
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,400
And you'll keep it in sight.

872
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,040
That's going to go on the left.

873
00:52:51,140 --> 00:52:52,520
That eye of night piece.

874
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:55,460
I think.

875
00:52:56,780 --> 00:52:58,440
Where does the fool go?

876
00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:02,700
Where does the fool go?

877
00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:12,200
Bit of guesswork with that guy.

878
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,960
Bit of guesswork indeed with that lad.

879
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:43,840
I'm going to put Mooney.

880
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,460
Up there.

881
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,860
I'm going to put the queen.

882
00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,980
here.

883
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:52,580
I'm going to put.

884
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,840
The eye on the left.

885
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,100
Just for safety's sake.

886
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,440
I'm going to put this.

887
00:53:59,040 --> 00:53:59,440
Here.

888
00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:01,900
And then.

889
00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:02,920
I'm going to try that.

890
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:04,000
Fool.

891
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:05,020
There.

892
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:16,620
I mean.

893
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:16,920
I'm.

894
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,300
assuming here.

895
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:22,020
that when you put in the right.

896
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,820
selection at the right time.

897
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,060
It'll just unlock.

898
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:26,780
I don't have to back out.

899
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:27,860
And then come back to it.

900
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:30,720
Yeah.

901
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,240
It's just going to unlock.

902
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:32,960
When you get it right.

903
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:35,760
It's going to unlock.

904
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:46,400
Once you get the right little pieces in the right place, I'm just thinking about where they go though, you know, that's the main thing that we're dealing with here. There's nobody on the right or the left of the hangman, remember that though.

905
00:54:46,400 --> 00:55:16,380
There's nobody on the right.

906
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:46,360
There's nobody on the right.

907
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,760
the door sure does rattle

908
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,700
but it's stuck tight

909
00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:53,200
a secret is hidden out of sight

910
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,360
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

911
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:55,920
yeah yeah yeah yeah

912
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,920
yeah yeah yeah

913
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,160
first thing you must know right

914
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,500
there's something in each row

915
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,460
okay every row

916
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:06,520
has something in it

917
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,200
but that's not the half of it

918
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,740
three would be too hard

919
00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:12,340
to fit

920
00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:15,460
so there's no row

921
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:17,540
that has three little pieces in it

922
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,940
you need to remember that

923
00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:21,600
you need to remember that

924
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:29,660
in each row so I mean any row

925
00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,540
up

926
00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:32,980
up to down

927
00:56:32,980 --> 00:56:35,480
left to right and diagonal

928
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,920
they're all rows right

929
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:37,700
so I mean

930
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:40,920
that means there can't be three pieces

931
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,160
in any row

932
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,880
but surely there's not enough spaces

933
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,560
for that to even be a possibility

934
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:50,080
okay okay okay let's just keep it going

935
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:50,540
keep it going

936
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:51,720
the upside down man

937
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,200
under the ground

938
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,960
to his right to his left

939
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:55,820
there's no one around

940
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:57,180
so we're certain

941
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:58,520
that the hangman

942
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,840
is on the bottom middle slot

943
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,040
I'm certain with that

944
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,520
I'm not gonna ask ye

945
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,780
obviously you've got your own ideas

946
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:06,600
about this

947
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,300
leave him alone

948
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:10,320
his tears are profound

949
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,280
the moon

950
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:11,280
the moon

951
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,160
is up above

952
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,140
the sky

953
00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:17,640
full or crescent

954
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,640
floating high

955
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,520
twinkling light

956
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,380
sits like a crown

957
00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:25,420
on the head

958
00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:27,940
of a crazy clown

959
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:29,160
the creepy clown

960
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,800
so the crazy clown

961
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:40,220
is up above the sky

962
00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:41,220
full or crescent

963
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:42,280
floating high

964
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,780
twinkling light

965
00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:46,740
sits like a crown

966
00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:47,800
on the head

967
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,200
of a creepy clown

968
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,780
so I was thinking

969
00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:52,900
that the queen

970
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:55,340
was directly below

971
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:56,160
the moon

972
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:03,880
let me just see

973
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:04,840
what cards I have

974
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,480
in my possession

975
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,280
again here now

976
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,160
on my phone

977
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,980
I have a picture taken

978
00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:09,920
of each one you see

979
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,060
you saw me do it

980
00:58:11,060 --> 00:58:13,140
so there's a moon

981
00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:14,760
hangman

982
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,160
priestess

983
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:16,920
fool

984
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:23,360
the eye of night

985
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,940
maybe the eye of night

986
00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:25,980
is the star then

987
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:27,100
so the moon

988
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:27,980
is up above

989
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:28,700
the sky

990
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,900
full or crescent

991
00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:32,460
the moon

992
00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:34,040
is up above

993
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,780
the sky

994
00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:37,480
floating high

995
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,920
twinkling light

996
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,040
sits like a crown

997
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,580
so the twinkling light

998
00:58:42,580 --> 00:58:43,480
is the eye of night

999
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,220
sits like a crown

1000
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:44,380
okay

1001
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:45,320
so the moon

1002
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,240
is up above

1003
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:46,920
that that

1004
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,000
that fucking thing

1005
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,480
above the sky

1006
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,360
full of it

1007
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,660
and a creepy clown

1008
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:52,660
so where is the queen

1009
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:52,960
going

1010
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,340
praying to god

1011
00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:54,880
most high

1012
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,440
do you think

1013
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:55,960
you can tell me

1014
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,780
why you always

1015
00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:57,320
look up

1016
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,840
at the night sky

1017
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:08,060
thank you very much

1018
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:08,820
anonymous for the

1019
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,500
tip on Monday

1020
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:09,960
special

1021
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,040
and now the last

1022
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:11,940
before you take a whack

1023
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:12,780
here's one more hint

1024
00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:13,660
to keep you on track

1025
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:14,780
scary and hateful

1026
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:15,800
that thing in the night

1027
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:16,860
better be careful

1028
00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:18,040
it's not on your right

1029
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,520
okay so we don't want

1030
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,640
that fucker on the right

1031
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,460
turn to the left

1032
00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:24,440
and you'll keep it in sight

1033
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,340
turn to the left

1034
00:59:25,340 --> 00:59:26,300
and you'll keep it in sight

1035
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,040
yeah so we've

1036
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,160
I'm just reiterating

1037
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:29,800
going over

1038
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,140
old ground here

1039
00:59:31,140 --> 00:59:32,280
you've seen me do it

1040
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,180
sometimes it takes a

1041
00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:34,400
couple of

1042
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,420
reads

1043
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,020
for it to sink in

1044
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:42,320
well I think the moon

1045
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,460
realistically speaking

1046
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:56,340
should be uh

1047
00:59:56,340 --> 00:59:57,780
I don't have a fucking clue

1048
00:59:57,780 --> 00:59:59,040
I really don't have a clue

1049
00:59:59,040 --> 00:59:59,320
I mean

1050
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,040
how is the hanged man

1051
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,140
who is there

1052
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,100
I think that's

1053
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:03,980
that's grand

1054
01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:04,700
where he is

1055
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:08,440
how is

1056
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,120
how is this all

1057
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:09,640
gonna fit

1058
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,040
doesn't make sense

1059
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,840
thank you very much

1060
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:14,880
cattle for the tip

1061
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,080
how about you

1062
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,460
he seems to know

1063
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:19,460
he seems to know

1064
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:22,380
he seems to know

1065
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:22,760
you can never have

1066
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,500
three in a row

1067
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:26,920
you can never have

1068
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,580
three in a row

1069
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,420
maybe you can

1070
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:30,500
fucking put that there

1071
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:34,800
no

1072
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:43,840
maybe there

1073
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:43,840
maybe there

1074
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:44,540
no

1075
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:58,320
that's three in a row

1076
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:28,300
Thank you.

1077
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:41,900
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1078
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:47,380
This is going to compromise the speed run.

1079
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,180
Thanks very much.

1080
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:48,920
Poo-poo.

1081
01:01:48,920 --> 01:02:00,920
Poo-poo.

1082
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,680
What about the moon over the fool?

1083
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,500
And the eye over the queen?

1084
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,280
No.

1085
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,100
Fucking joke.

1086
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:23,280
I think the queen over here, right?

1087
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:52,280
Yes.

1088
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:52,760
Yes.

1089
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,960
Unbelievable stuff.

1090
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,260
Will you be re-wetting the bogs, minister?

1091
01:03:03,940 --> 01:03:09,980
Thank you very much, Fishmans, there for the very, very kind-hearted and generous tip.

1092
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:11,660
Re-wetting the bogs.

1093
01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:13,880
Just as I did the puzzle.

1094
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,000
Just as I did it.

1095
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,660
The way I said I was going to do it.

1096
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,040
With relish.

1097
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:19,960
With gusto.

1098
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:23,440
And with the utmost ease as well.

1099
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:23,860
Tom?

1100
01:03:25,860 --> 01:03:26,400
Well done.

1101
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:26,600
Well done.

1102
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,620
You don't want to be blowing your own trumpet or anything like that.

1103
01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:34,000
Remember to always appear modest.

1104
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:40,600
And it's like Sun Tzu said, when you're at your weakest, act like you're strong.

1105
01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:44,280
And when you're at your strongest, act as though you're weak.

1106
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,020
Confused the enemy.

1107
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:51,860
And surprise being the greatest form of attack and all that.

1108
01:03:53,180 --> 01:03:59,860
I don't know what you're talking about, but thanks very much for giving us a little bit of insight on that anyway.

1109
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:05,580
And now we can hear some more Eyes Wide Shut-esque

1110
01:04:08,260 --> 01:04:10,260
Sort of weird singing.

1111
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:14,080
Thank you very much Tom Cruise, Anguish Panda.

1112
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:20,820
Save the game here.

1113
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:22,660
Save the slot.

1114
01:04:22,660 --> 01:04:36,500
*sad music*

1115
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:39,620
Uh, sorry about that.

1116
01:04:39,620 --> 01:05:02,420
*sad music*

1117
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:07,620
It's getting trippy enough now. Oblique strategies.

1118
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:13,620
Oblique angles.

1119
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:35,620
*sad music*

1120
01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:37,620
*sad music*

1121
01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:41,620
*sad music*

1122
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:43,620
*sad music*

1123
01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:45,740
Ah, then I could relax.

1124
01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:49,680
When did you stop believing in God?

1125
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,440
That night's been a passing year for you.

1126
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,080
Just look around you.

1127
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,460
But I do believe in her.

1128
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:00,780
In my own way.

1129
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,620
Thanks very much, Mashkle.

1130
01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:06,080
I fear her, and I adore her.

1131
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,340
But I haven't lost my mind like you.

1132
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,200
You think that this is the work of God?

1133
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:17,880
Isn't this all nothing more than your own personal nightmare?

1134
01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:20,480
Just like less than 17 years ago?

1135
01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:21,960
Power of shitemares.

1136
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:28,060
If this really is the work of God, then I'd say she has lousy taste.

1137
01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:34,700
You mock God?

1138
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:36,800
Traitor.

1139
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,220
You will go to hell.

1140
01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:41,100
Not that again.

1141
01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:50,940
Who do you think you are claiming to know God's will?

1142
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,400
Go home, Vincent.

1143
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:56,540
Home?

1144
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,680
This church is my home.

1145
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,220
I built it with my power.

1146
01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:08,060
The power of money that you view with such scorn.

1147
01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:14,160
Although, I admit that this atrocious scenery is all yours.

1148
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:16,180
They don't have to go on a bit, don't they?

1149
01:07:16,460 --> 01:07:18,160
They really like to drone on.

1150
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,860
If you continue to get in my way...

1151
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:21,580
Did you kill me?

1152
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,180
I'm on the floor for everything!

1153
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:24,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1154
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:24,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1155
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1156
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:26,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1157
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1158
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1159
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:29,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1160
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:30,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1161
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1162
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:32,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1163
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:33,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1164
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1165
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:35,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1166
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:36,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1167
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720
I'm on the floor for everything!

1168
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,720
Peter, go ahead and kill this crazy bitch!

1169
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:44,720
This demon who claims to speak for God!

1170
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,720
The time has come!

1171
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:49,720
You can kill her now!

1172
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,720
You'll go to hell!

1173
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:55,720
Shiv!

1174
01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,720
Jackknife!

1175
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:03,720
Cate Blanchett job!

1176
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,720
What did you do?

1177
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,720
Your man got fuckin' swintoned by Blanchett!

1178
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,720
You're not going to run?

1179
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,720
Adebisi Shank!

1180
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,720
I guess this is the end!

1181
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:19,720
No! The beginning!

1182
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,720
No!

1183
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,720
As Vincent said, the time has come!

1184
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:29,720
Alyssa, I'm saddened that you didn't agree to this on your own!

1185
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:35,720
But I thank you for nurturing God with all the hate in your heart!

1186
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:41,720
It's time for mankind to be released from the shackles of sin which bind them!

1187
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:46,720
But a God born from hatred can never create a perfect paradise!

1188
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,020
Shit, Ed.

1189
01:08:51,020 --> 01:09:09,020
Why do you keep up with God's mercy? Why do you cling to this corrupt world?

1190
01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:13,860
Because only God can see us.

1191
01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:15,000
God, Ed.

1192
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,640
Thank you very much, S. Keynes.

1193
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:18,600
Save you too.

1194
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,520
And Hanleyman, thank you very much.

1195
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:21,300
Happy ending.

1196
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:26,000
I'd rather go to hell.

1197
01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:32,700
No, I don't expect to be saved.

1198
01:09:32,860 --> 01:09:34,060
To hell or to Caddx.

1199
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,320
That's fine.

1200
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:47,620
Unless, my dearest, for the pain that I've caused you, I deserve no mercy.

1201
01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:56,200
Even if it was to save mankind, it was too deep a sin.

1202
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:05,460
It was hubris for me to try to hasten the day of her life.

1203
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:07,580
Kate Blanchett.

1204
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:10,240
Sacrifice excrement.

1205
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,500
Kate Swinton Blanchett.

1206
01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:14,460
I've never seen this.

1207
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:20,380
She's just shivved a buck in the back at mass.

1208
01:10:20,380 --> 01:10:24,000
He's still got gas.

1209
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:24,920
I can't see about it.

1210
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:24,920
I can't see about it.

1211
01:10:25,740 --> 01:10:27,580
Why don't you go to hell?

1212
01:10:29,380 --> 01:10:32,100
Heather, use the seal.

1213
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:34,240
Vincent?

1214
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,100
Vincent von Vega.

1215
01:10:42,460 --> 01:10:44,060
The seal of Metatron?

1216
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,380
Metatron, come on.

1217
01:10:46,460 --> 01:10:48,480
Stupid dream is over.

1218
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:49,640
What are they at?

1219
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,900
Sorry, I just had to pause the cutscene there.

1220
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,720
Look at his face.

1221
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:53,960
Eeeeee.

1222
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,580
The seal of Metatron.

1223
01:10:58,540 --> 01:10:59,700
Come on, lads.

1224
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,880
You had a big budget behind the game.

1225
01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:06,260
You could have come up with a better name than that.

1226
01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:07,840
It's just rubbish.

1227
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,540
It's a rubbish name.

1228
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:15,500
Megatron.

1229
01:11:16,220 --> 01:11:16,740
Metatron.

1230
01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:17,860
Transformers.

1231
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,900
The Metaverse.

1232
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:23,720
Metatron.

1233
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,340
Thank you very much for the tip.

1234
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,220
Great timing as well.

1235
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,320
And very kind timing.

1236
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,980
This guy here, he looks very Bowie-esque.

1237
01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:38,100
in some ways.

1238
01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:41,380
I'm just glad that he got shivved because

1239
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,260
he was really harshing the buzz.

1240
01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:46,600
He was an absolute melt.

1241
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,500
A real crack vac.

1242
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,340
Suction box.

1243
01:11:54,860 --> 01:11:56,620
And we'll unpause there.

1244
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:02,040
Oh, that's just a piece of junk.

1245
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,220
What do you think you can do with that?

1246
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:09,220
Do you really think it can kill God?

1247
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:14,220
I'm sorry to see you fell for my father's foolishness.

1248
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,040
What?

1249
01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:17,300
She heard it.

1250
01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:18,820
You're pathetic.

1251
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,000
That's the best line she's had.

1252
01:12:25,180 --> 01:12:26,180
Full frontal.

1253
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,720
You've been blanched.

1254
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:40,260
But God loves even you.

1255
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,960
What's it all about, eh?

1256
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,560
What's it all mean?

1257
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:49,200
Now, Alessa, there's nowhere else to run.

1258
01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:03,020
I wonder how Blanchette is gonna handle a few rounds of buckshot, and then a few slices of the katana.

1259
01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:05,320
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1260
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:05,320
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1261
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:05,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1262
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:05,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1263
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:05,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1264
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:05,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1265
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:05,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1266
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:05,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1267
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:06,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1268
01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:07,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1269
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:08,380
The pain will disappear.

1270
01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:09,380
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1271
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,740
I don't think she's gonna hold up.

1272
01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:15,280
I've been waiting so long for this.

1273
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:21,900
Even as a child, I knew I would see the coming this day.

1274
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:26,660
I knew I would be a witness to it.

1275
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,980
Judgment Day.

1276
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:30,080
Judgment Day.

1277
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,200
Alessa?

1278
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,060
Shut your stinking mouth, bitch!

1279
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,620
Here we go.

1280
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:01,720
She's not coming after me.

1281
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,500
Which is bizarre.

1282
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:12,820
I've got a bulletproof.

1283
01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:14,020
I'm gonna stick that on.

1284
01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:18,400
And then I'm gonna go down to my medicine basket.

1285
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,840
And lob a fucking first aid into the mixer.

1286
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,880
Then I'm gonna put down a bit of beef jerky on the floor.

1287
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:26,760
Just in case.

1288
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,840
And I'm gonna go back into the unit box.

1289
01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:35,660
And take out a fully equipped and loaded shotgun.

1290
01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:43,540
And now we begin.

1291
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,340
Let's see if she takes the jerky first.

1292
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,520
Not a fan of the floor beef.

1293
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,160
Maybe we go up to the gods up here.

1294
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:56,840
The back rafters.

1295
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,520
A lot of good art up here as well.

1296
01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:05,340
Maybe we can do some art appreciation before we kick off.

1297
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:06,120
No, we can't.

1298
01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:07,800
It's not going in.

1299
01:15:08,220 --> 01:15:09,920
Thank you very much there, Metatron.

1300
01:15:10,460 --> 01:15:11,860
Metatron is a biblical name.

1301
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:12,860
He was one of the angels.

1302
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,200
Mainly associated with Judaism.

1303
01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:17,320
Well, there you have it.

1304
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,060
It wasn't a stupidly created name.

1305
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,120
It's an actual biblical reference.

1306
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,360
What?

1307
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:38,320
Alasso?

1308
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,200
What's going on?

1309
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,700
Oh, God.

1310
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,440
Bring us salvation.

1311
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:48,600
Salvation.

1312
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:55,040
What's all that about?

1313
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,040
What the fuck is that about, Metatron?

1314
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:03,140
So you have to take a shot fairly quickly, I imagine.

1315
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:06,560
Unbelievable stuff.

1316
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,740
Thank you very much, Schult and Captain Sack.

1317
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,100
You're very kind E, lads.

1318
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:15,900
I'm gonna continue there.

1319
01:16:15,980 --> 01:16:16,940
See where it takes off.

1320
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,360
Hopefully, right that scene.

1321
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:21,240
I don't want to have to be fucking doing this all night.

1322
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:21,900
Going back.

1323
01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:23,520
Jumping through fucking hoops.

1324
01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:33,600
Ah, you can fuck right off with that.

1325
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,020
Where was the last one?

1326
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,200
Please don't tell me it was ten years ago.

1327
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,260
The last save.

1328
01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:39,300
The last save.

1329
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:53,180
No, we just...

1330
01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:54,540
We're only around the corner.

1331
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:56,800
We're around the corner.

1332
01:16:57,260 --> 01:16:58,680
What's the story there, Jeff?

1333
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,940
You have to just go straight in for the kill.

1334
01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:02,500
I mean, I'm not gonna read.

1335
01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:04,560
I don't know why I'm asking you.

1336
01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:06,920
I'm not gonna read it because I don't want it spoiled.

1337
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:10,700
I want to really have agency on this.

1338
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:15,460
You better be able to skip the cut scenes is all I'm saying.

1339
01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:23,160
Yep, you can.

1340
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:24,160
Great stuff.

1341
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:24,280
Right.

1342
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:30,100
Let's save the state on a fucking new slot so I don't rumble myself.

1343
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,000
Save it on slot six.

1344
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:33,420
Right.

1345
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:38,600
And then, just as I said what I was gonna do, I'm gonna bulletproof it up.

1346
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,300
Straight into the medicine cabinet.

1347
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:45,040
Bit of beef on the floor.

1348
01:17:47,340 --> 01:17:48,520
Load up the shotgun.

1349
01:17:49,060 --> 01:17:50,820
And let's start the party with that.

1350
01:17:51,460 --> 01:17:52,760
Let's get the party started.

1351
01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:55,340
Rapid stat pronto, Max.

1352
01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:56,240
Right now.

1353
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:58,180
With a lovely bit of this.

1354
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:03,140
What?

1355
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:09,720
What's that about like?

1356
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,100
This has to be a different cut scene now.

1357
01:18:21,180 --> 01:18:22,980
It can't be the same where you die.

1358
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:26,440
You can't die from just having to fucking kill her.

1359
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,540
What's that about?

1360
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:30,540
What a waster.

1361
01:18:33,220 --> 01:18:33,800
That's fine.

1362
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:37,240
We'll just load our state on our brand new slot in slot six.

1363
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:39,440
Okay.

1364
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:44,180
As before, we medicine box it up.

1365
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,140
We load the shotgun.

1366
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:50,260
We load our fucking sub as well.

1367
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:51,440
We're gonna need that in a bit.

1368
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:53,180
Equip that.

1369
01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:55,780
Okay.

1370
01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:58,380
Bulletproof on.

1371
01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:01,960
Bulletproof on.

1372
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:04,160
Beef on the floor.

1373
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:07,940
Maybe we take the dagger out of Bowie.

1374
01:19:08,980 --> 01:19:09,780
Vincent's dead.

1375
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:11,180
Hated him.

1376
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:12,100
It doesn't mean...

1377
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,000
This makes me happy.

1378
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:17,540
Why couldn't I have stopped at Claudia?

1379
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:21,400
What about this?

1380
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,460
Hole in the floor.

1381
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:24,480
I don't care about that.

1382
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:26,500
Hmm.

1383
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:32,760
Maybe a fucking katana.

1384
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,120
Maybe I just hit her with a katana.

1385
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,520
Instead of the gun.

1386
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:38,940
Maybe I talked to her.

1387
01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:40,080
Claudia.

1388
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:47,620
Vincent's dead.

1389
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,360
What about that fucking symbol up there?

1390
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:49,580
Look.

1391
01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:49,940
No.

1392
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,460
Something's gonna have to happen soon.

1393
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,780
She's gonna fucking rumble me.

1394
01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:57,440
Gonna go with the katana.

1395
01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:58,740
That might do something.

1396
01:19:58,800 --> 01:19:59,800
Maybe we'll give her the stone gun.

1397
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:00,900
I haven't even used it yet.

1398
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:02,380
But a stone gun.

1399
01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:04,220
That means we won't kill her.

1400
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,560
You're fucking joking me.

1401
01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:17,340
That was meant to just tease her into a fucking situation where I could handle her without fear of reprisal.

1402
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,560
"Alasa?"

1403
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:30,920
Is this the game? Is this? Is this the like- Hey, I know what this is. "Bring off salvation!" I know well what this is now.

1404
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:35,620
This is a trick ending by those

1405
01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:46,220
crazy little guys over there at Kodami Towers and I knew it. They'd had to pull- I knew they'd pull something like this of this ilk.

1406
01:20:46,220 --> 01:21:01,740
But it still doesn't feel right, you know? Even for those guys by their standards, by Konami standards, you know? The same house and stable that brought us check the back of the fucking CD box for the Merrill's codec.

1407
01:21:02,660 --> 01:21:15,900
Even by their standards, that would be too much to end the game like this on a kind of open-ended, bizarre end quest like this. It doesn't feel right either. You've got a final boss situation.

1408
01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:19,880
You need to have a big fight. There needs to be a big massive fight.

1409
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:27,400
A nice bit of pass- Thank you very much SG Turtle.

1410
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:33,400
Okay, right load up the fucking guns. Let's get going again. Bulletproof.

1411
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:42,720
LaRue. Where is she now? What's happening with her? Where's the- Where's the new tracks from her? Been too long.

1412
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:50,180
Uh, supplies. Get the fucking first aid into ya.

1413
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:52,580
Right.

1414
01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:56,140
Dun gun battery. We won't bother- Tell you what we'll do.

1415
01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:01,580
We won't bother with the fucking jerky on the floor because I think that might be what's- uh, screwed us in the last one.

1416
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,740
Tell you what I will do. I'm gonna save the seat here.

1417
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:07,820
No point in re-doing all this-

1418
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,860
Pull a balloon in the inventory. Every time.

1419
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:14,100
Okay, right.

1420
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:17,720
Claudia.

1421
01:22:18,220 --> 01:22:22,720
Maybe we'll go to the back and stab her in the back the way that she stabbed your man in the fucking back.

1422
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:30,040
With a knife.

1423
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,360
Stab her in the back with a knife.

1424
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:40,660
You're fucking joking me.

1425
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,560
The same thing happens again.

1426
01:22:43,260 --> 01:22:45,280
How am I dying because I'm hitting her?

1427
01:22:46,140 --> 01:22:46,580
Hang on.

1428
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,460
Maybe I have to kill myself.

1429
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:53,460
Maybe that's what it is.

1430
01:22:53,660 --> 01:22:54,660
4D chess.

1431
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,500
Oh, God.

1432
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,860
Maybe if I kill myself, I kill her.

1433
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,880
Bring us salvation.

1434
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,760
That's a very contentious issue, especially now.

1435
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:09,660
Maybe this would have flown 20 years ago, however long it's been.

1436
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:18,080
But, uh, ending yourself in a game now, I don't think it would- I don't think it would make it onto the shelves.

1437
01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:23,120
But, uh, I mean, game- things aren't even on shelves anymore.

1438
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:24,680
How fucking mad is that?

1439
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:26,740
I mean, I suppose bread and milk is.

1440
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:30,080
You still have to go down to the shop to get your essentials.

1441
01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:35,760
I suppose the whole digital world has really shown things up what it really is.

1442
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:42,780
You know, the high value of having games and media, CDs, DVDs, records, all on shelves.

1443
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:49,460
It was like a matter of time before the future rendered those physical objects obsolete.

1444
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:55,240
But, no matter how good- sorry there for the, uh-

1445
01:23:55,240 --> 01:24:02,000
No matter how far technology progresses, you're not going to be able to fucking download bread.

1446
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,880
You're not going to be able to download a pint of milk.

1447
01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:11,160
And, if I'm wrong about that, then I'm fucking scared.

1448
01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:14,020
Because, where's that milk coming from then?

1449
01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:21,640
You know, presumably, a device has been created that can synthesize food.

1450
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:26,480
And, we no longer need to fucking cultivate food and stuff like that.

1451
01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:40,260
Which would probably alleviate a lot of the, uh, CO2 and, you know, the, you know, environmental pressures that over-farming, you know, we're told has on the environment.

1452
01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:45,000
Uh, but, um, as for the future, I don't know.

1453
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,900
As for this now, I don't know what to do.

1454
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:49,140
I mean, can you kill yourself in the game?

1455
01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:58,240
Is it possible to fucking get the katana and do the harry-carry, or whatever it's called in Japan, where you fall on your sword and you say, good luck, lads.

1456
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,120
It was nice until it wasn't.

1457
01:25:01,340 --> 01:25:01,820
I'm off.

1458
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:02,300
Bye-bye.

1459
01:25:03,100 --> 01:25:05,760
Or, is that even an option in the game?

1460
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:06,300
I don't know.

1461
01:25:08,740 --> 01:25:12,280
I don't know why I'm asking, because I'm not going to look and read the chat.

1462
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,980
I told you that before.

1463
01:25:15,220 --> 01:25:19,540
It's not happening until I figure this out for myself, using my own brain power.

1464
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:27,700
I think we need to have a quick surveillance around this area here.

1465
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:28,720
Look at this.

1466
01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:29,840
New areas.

1467
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:32,480
What about that medal?

1468
01:25:32,580 --> 01:25:33,880
That stupid medal I have?

1469
01:25:33,940 --> 01:25:35,900
It was like the seal of Megatron.

1470
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:39,900
The seal of Megatron.

1471
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:42,740
The seal of Megatron.

1472
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,220
Okay, we'll put that map back in its folder.

1473
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:52,080
I'm just assuming we have a folder.

1474
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:54,920
I mean, how else would she be carrying all this shit around?

1475
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,040
Use the talisman.

1476
01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:56,320
Okay.

1477
01:25:56,660 --> 01:25:59,740
It has an odd design inscribed upon it.

1478
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,880
I got it after I defeated Leonard.

1479
01:26:04,740 --> 01:26:06,120
Let's use that talisman.

1480
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:12,440
Doesn't seem to be working when I try and use it.

1481
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:14,220
Can't use it.

1482
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,340
TL, thank you very much.

1483
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:19,000
And you've...

1484
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,180
That's a very kind tip here.

1485
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:23,760
And you've probably wrote in the message there what I need to do.

1486
01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,180
I just don't want to read it.

1487
01:26:25,220 --> 01:26:28,420
I want to fucking try my best here.

1488
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:29,420
There's a hole in the floor.

1489
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,740
Okay, maybe we put the...

1490
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:34,640
We put that in the hole.

1491
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:35,300
No?

1492
01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:39,460
Maybe we give the talisman to her.

1493
01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:42,280
Use the talisman on her.

1494
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:45,600
Are you joking me, man?

1495
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,440
Getting sick of this now.

1496
01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:09,360
Can't use it.

1497
01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:16,500
Can you just leave?

1498
01:27:18,140 --> 01:27:19,100
Can you just leave?

1499
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:21,160
I've come this far.

1500
01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:22,000
I can't turn away.

1501
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:51,140
So I'm running out of ideas, you know.

1502
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:59,620
So I just shot her again because I thought I'd rather shoot her than it end with me getting fucking killed again.

1503
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:01,640
So that's...

1504
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:02,100
I'm gonna...

1505
01:28:02,100 --> 01:28:06,080
If that happens again where the clock is ticking, I'm just gonna kill her just out of spite.

1506
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:30,540
Maybe I put perfume on her.

1507
01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:31,900
No.

1508
01:28:34,380 --> 01:28:35,420
Maybe a pendant.

1509
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,660
Maybe use the pendant on her.

1510
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:40,860
Oh, thank fuck.

1511
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:45,860
Kate Blanchett.

1512
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:45,900
Kate Blanchett.

1513
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:47,280
The pace is back in town.

1514
01:28:58,400 --> 01:28:59,460
What are you doing?

1515
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:01,600
Dad.

1516
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:01,620
Dad.

1517
01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:12,940
Dad.

1518
01:29:12,940 --> 01:29:33,200
I haven't puked in years.

1519
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,200
What did you swallow?

1520
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:35,780
I was just thinking to myself the other day.

1521
01:29:36,180 --> 01:29:38,300
I'm so glad that I haven't puked in years.

1522
01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:41,200
Just thinking and hearing that and seeing that.

1523
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:48,320
And I'm just glad that I haven't had to fucking puke in a long time.

1524
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:49,380
I've been sick.

1525
01:29:49,460 --> 01:29:49,760
What is this?

1526
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:50,300
I've got...

1527
01:29:50,300 --> 01:29:53,720
Like, I've felt sick, but I haven't actually got sick.

1528
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:54,800
Like, vomited.

1529
01:29:56,100 --> 01:30:00,920
And it's not nice, even though you feel good after it.

1530
01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:03,300
Looks like God didn't make it.

1531
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:06,800
Stop!

1532
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:12,400
God is...

1533
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,360
Claudia!

1534
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:24,680
He's just...

1535
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:25,680
Head to hire for me.

1536
01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:35,040
Lessa, you cannot kill God.

1537
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:37,040
I will...

1538
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:40,320
I will birth God.

1539
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:44,200
If you can't do it, Lessa,

1540
01:30:45,060 --> 01:30:47,320
I will...

1541
01:30:53,260 --> 01:30:57,260
Claudia! Claudia!

1542
01:30:57,260 --> 01:30:59,260
Fuck!

1543
01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:06,260
*laughs*

1544
01:31:28,260 --> 01:31:30,260
It's in blood.

1545
01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:57,260
In Montecito.

1546
01:31:57,260 --> 01:31:59,260
*sad music*

1547
01:31:59,260 --> 01:32:00,260
Oh god.

1548
01:32:00,260 --> 01:32:03,260
Just when you think you're out of the fucking...

1549
01:32:03,260 --> 01:32:07,260
frying pan, they go and lob you back into the flames!

1550
01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:08,260
*sad music*

1551
01:32:08,260 --> 01:32:09,260
*sad music*

1552
01:32:09,260 --> 01:32:11,260
And Vincent van Vega has disappeared as well.

1553
01:32:11,260 --> 01:32:13,260
*sad music*

1554
01:32:13,260 --> 01:32:16,260
I reckon a save is in order here.

1555
01:32:16,260 --> 01:32:18,260
Save you to slot one.

1556
01:32:18,260 --> 01:32:19,260
Top of the slots.

1557
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:20,260
*sad music*

1558
01:32:20,260 --> 01:32:21,260
*sad music*

1559
01:32:21,260 --> 01:32:51,240
The End

1560
01:32:51,240 --> 01:33:21,220
The End

1561
01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:23,220
The End

1562
01:33:23,220 --> 01:33:25,220
The End

1563
01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:28,460
I was gonna kill you

1564
01:33:28,460 --> 01:33:31,220
Thank you very much double watched you thank you very much

1565
01:33:32,220 --> 01:33:35,220
This is God

1566
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:39,440
Oh fuck

1567
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:41,940
They've got the organ

1568
01:33:41,940 --> 01:33:44,440
They've got the loud organ in there as well

1569
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:45,860
And now we're faced with God

1570
01:33:45,860 --> 01:33:48,320
Who has the pelvis

1571
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:51,680
Of a very obese person

1572
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:53,440
With no flesh

1573
01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:55,860
Maybe this is one of the Jimmy Five Bellies

1574
01:33:55,860 --> 01:33:57,200
That we encountered earlier on

1575
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,200
But it's just the skeleton of the

1576
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,300
Five bellies

1577
01:34:01,300 --> 01:34:04,080
Let's see how we get on against this guy

1578
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:05,780
I'm feeling kind of good about it

1579
01:34:05,780 --> 01:34:06,600
To be honest with you now

1580
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:09,960
I've got the shotgun, I've got the submachine gun

1581
01:34:09,960 --> 01:34:11,400
I've got the pistol

1582
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:14,260
I've got the bulletproof on me

1583
01:34:14,260 --> 01:34:16,160
I reckon it's going to be a bit of ducking

1584
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,000
A bit of dodging

1585
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:19,000
And we'll be out here in less than ten

1586
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,080
Mark my words, less than seven minutes

1587
01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:23,940
Double watch stew, thank you very much

1588
01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:35,380
That's God

1589
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:39,860
God has a big attack on him

1590
01:34:39,860 --> 01:34:43,620
Fucking hell

1591
01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:45,420
It's got the head of me

1592
01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:46,600
It's got my head

1593
01:34:46,600 --> 01:35:00,760
It's attacks or shit

1594
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:06,020
You think if God was really the boss

1595
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:09,340
Then you would actually have to really work hard for this

1596
01:35:09,340 --> 01:35:10,860
But it seems as though

1597
01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:15,420
God isn't all that

1598
01:35:15,420 --> 01:35:16,960
When it comes to the crunch

1599
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:22,900
Fuck

1600
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:22,920
Fuck

1601
01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:23,840
Come on

1602
01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:28,500
Get a submachine gun to the head

1603
01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:43,300
Leave a bit of fucking beef on the floor for him

1604
01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:44,280
See if that

1605
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,120
Rouses any

1606
01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:47,620
Suspicion

1607
01:35:47,620 --> 01:35:49,600
I'll tell you what I will do

1608
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:51,660
I'll put a bit of health into the unit as well

1609
01:35:51,660 --> 01:35:52,920
An ampoule

1610
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:57,360
And our shotgun shells

1611
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:57,960
I think

1612
01:35:57,960 --> 01:35:58,960
Are gone

1613
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:01,360
Shotgun

1614
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:08,560
Eleven in the clip

1615
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:08,580
Eleven in the clip

1616
01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:11,100
Just gonna have to go for it

1617
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:12,620
Eleven in the clip

1618
01:36:12,620 --> 01:36:33,080
I really don't understand what's going on here

1619
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:33,940
I am

1620
01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:36,580
Very confused

1621
01:36:36,580 --> 01:36:42,740
I'm underwhelmed

1622
01:36:42,740 --> 01:37:12,720
I'm out.

1623
01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:36,720
I wonder if I have to put on the dress. No. That's the first time one of her attacks has landed.

1624
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:52,400
That's the second time now. I wonder what I was doing right the first couple of times for me not to get hit by her attacks.

1625
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:59,480
So that's... let's reload that. Instead of fucking having to go through the animation of it.

1626
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:03,740
And what we'll do then is put another ampoule into the socket box.

1627
01:38:03,740 --> 01:38:04,580
- Yes.

1628
01:38:04,580 --> 01:38:05,420
- Yes.

1629
01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:06,260
- Yes.

1630
01:38:06,260 --> 01:38:07,100
- Yes.

1631
01:38:07,100 --> 01:38:07,940
- Yes.

1632
01:38:07,940 --> 01:38:08,780
- Yes.

1633
01:38:08,780 --> 01:38:09,620
- Yes.

1634
01:38:09,620 --> 01:38:10,460
- Yes.

1635
01:38:10,460 --> 01:38:11,460
- Yes.

1636
01:38:11,460 --> 01:38:13,600
*Loud &

1637
01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:14,760
*Loud

1638
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:16,720
*Loud

1639
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:17,820
*Loud

1640
01:38:17,820 --> 01:38:18,600
*Loud

1641
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:19,880
*Loud

1642
01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:21,000
*Loud

1643
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:21,820
*Loud

1644
01:38:21,820 --> 01:38:22,320
*Loud

1645
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:23,260
*Loud

1646
01:38:23,260 --> 01:38:24,320
*Loud

1647
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:25,320
*Loud

1648
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:26,320
*Loud

1649
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,320
*Loud

1650
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:29,320
*Loud

1651
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:30,320
*Loud

1652
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:31,860
*Loud

1653
01:38:31,860 --> 01:38:32,320
*Loud

1654
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:33,320
*Loud

1655
01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:34,560
*Loud

1656
01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:35,200
*Loud

1657
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,320
*Loud

1658
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,320
*Loud

1659
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:38,360
*Loud

1660
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:39,360
*Loud

1661
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:40,360
*Loud

1662
01:38:40,360 --> 01:39:06,260
That's it for the bullets. No bullets left. We're having to go with the katana now. How the fuck though? Oh yeah. What?

1663
01:39:06,260 --> 01:39:07,260
*Loud

1664
01:39:07,260 --> 01:39:09,120
*Loud

1665
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:09,960
*Loud

1666
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:11,960
*Loud

1667
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:13,160
*Loud

1668
01:39:13,160 --> 01:39:14,060
*Loud

1669
01:39:14,060 --> 01:39:15,060
*Loud

1670
01:39:15,060 --> 01:39:15,960
*Loud

1671
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:17,060
*Loud

1672
01:39:17,060 --> 01:39:34,160
That's it. That's it. That's it. Miss Lara Croft. Thank you very much Christian Erwin 23 Miss Lara Croft. A few kicks to the skull there finishing moves.

1673
01:39:34,160 --> 01:39:55,160
Didn't I tell you? Done. It's ten minutes maybe seven. I think I even did it before seven minutes.

1674
01:39:55,160 --> 01:40:00,000
I guess it's time to roll the credits. Owen Morgue. Thank you very much.

1675
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:21,160
Dad. Daddy's gone Heather. Daddy's gone. I hate to say it. But Papa Gonzo.

1676
01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:41,160
Dad. Dad. Dad. Papa Vamos. Meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow.

1677
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:57,160
What's that about? Was that it? Is that the ending? Don't tell me it's crashed. Oh. Still going.

1678
01:40:57,160 --> 01:41:13,160
Still part of the cutscene. It's all part of the impuzzlement. Years ago I was Chinese. Thank you very much Chinese anti-Trockner. It says tour de force.

1679
01:41:13,160 --> 01:41:31,160
Absolute tour de force. Of storytelling. Of gameplay. Of concept design. The whole nine yards. Alec Baldwin. No less. A real humday.

1680
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:36,160
of storytelling, of gameplay, of concept design.

1681
01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:38,460
The whole nine yards.

1682
01:41:38,460 --> 01:41:42,240
Alec Baldwin, no less.

1683
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:43,660
A real humdinger.

1684
01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:44,500
- Heather.

1685
01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:48,420
- Heather, is it really over?

1686
01:41:48,420 --> 01:41:49,980
- Not yet.

1687
01:41:49,980 --> 01:41:50,860
- Producer!

1688
01:41:50,860 --> 01:41:52,500
- Thank you very much, producers.

1689
01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:54,160
- You are still alive.

1690
01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:55,580
- Chib.

1691
01:41:55,580 --> 01:41:58,140
- What the, what Heather?

1692
01:41:58,140 --> 01:41:58,980
- Oh!

1693
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:01,240
- Just a joke.

1694
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:04,560
- You're right, take one, father you!

1695
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:07,060
- And Enoch, thank you very much.

1696
01:42:07,060 --> 01:42:07,900
- Sorry.

1697
01:42:09,340 --> 01:42:11,180
- Heather, did you?

1698
01:42:11,180 --> 01:42:12,960
- You don't have to call me that.

1699
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:14,520
I'm not hiding anymore.

1700
01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:15,360
- Ha ha.

1701
01:42:16,460 --> 01:42:18,120
- Want me to use your real name?

1702
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:20,520
- Let me use your--

1703
01:42:20,520 --> 01:42:22,140
- What was it again?

1704
01:42:22,140 --> 01:42:24,880
- Let me use your real name.

1705
01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:26,200
What was it again?

1706
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:30,460
- This guy's voice goes all over the shop.

1707
01:42:30,460 --> 01:42:33,460
- And is it snowing here in Silent Hill?

1708
01:42:33,460 --> 01:42:34,460
- Very apt.

1709
01:42:34,460 --> 01:42:36,460
- Because it's snowing right here.

1710
01:42:36,460 --> 01:42:38,580
- In Silent Mayo.

1711
01:42:38,580 --> 01:42:40,360
- As we speak.

1712
01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:42,960
- And thank you very much Enoch, for your kind,

1713
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:43,960
- And generous tip.

1714
01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:45,960
- And Chib, who says, hats off.

1715
01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:47,960
- Some unconventional strats.

1716
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:51,040
- But the run speaks for itself.

1717
01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:54,020
- There we have Steph as well.

1718
01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:58,620
- Provoking a Farage striptease alert.

1719
01:42:58,620 --> 01:43:00,720
A very limited edition alert.

1720
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:03,300
We'll continue with the cut scene here.

1721
01:43:03,300 --> 01:43:04,460
- Cheryl.

1722
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:07,680
The name my father gave me.

1723
01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:12,060
- You gonna let your hair color go back too?

1724
01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:12,900
- I don't know.

1725
01:43:12,900 --> 01:43:17,360
- You gonna let your hair color go back, go back too?

1726
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:24,520
Bit of a weird exchange here between the old man and the girl.

1727
01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:25,760
Think blondes have more fun?

1728
01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:35,360
Thank you very much, Sonny King.

1729
01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:39,320
Very, very kind of Sonny.

1730
01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:44,620
Don't tell me that's the ending with that blondes have more fun crack.

1731
01:43:45,660 --> 01:43:47,220
They can't end it with that.

1732
01:43:47,220 --> 01:43:53,060
Don't care how Japanese they are. They need to have a bit of a fucking solid ending.

1733
01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:56,180
You're joking!

1734
01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:03,700
Unbelievable stuff.

1735
01:44:05,140 --> 01:44:06,340
Have you heard the singing?

1736
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:18,360
Spoke of tortured souls.

1737
01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:21,720
The theme tune from the very first game.

1738
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:23,800
And what a shit ending as well.

1739
01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:27,880
The girl saying to the old man, do you think blondes have more fun?

1740
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:29,460
What was that about?

1741
01:44:29,780 --> 01:44:32,280
I mean, I know it's a Japanese game.

1742
01:44:32,820 --> 01:44:33,920
But I mean, lads.

1743
01:44:34,620 --> 01:44:35,620
Get with the fucking program.

1744
01:44:35,620 --> 01:44:43,800
You've just delivered the utmost dark, disturbing insanity that I've ever played.

1745
01:44:43,900 --> 01:44:45,480
Has ever been committed to gaming.

1746
01:44:46,940 --> 01:44:52,900
And then you just throw in a light bit of weird banter at the end for the end scene.

1747
01:44:53,900 --> 01:44:54,600
I don't get it.

1748
01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:58,660
And now this year, you're rehashing the very first theme tune.

1749
01:44:59,020 --> 01:45:01,220
And you've got some lads singing over it.

1750
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:02,620
Kind of Nick Cave light.

1751
01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:04,520
I don't...

1752
01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:05,860
I'm not buying it.

1753
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:09,340
I can see why some critics had to hit it.

1754
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:13,600
Thank you very much, Ms. Lara Croft.

1755
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:14,820
Georgia Rose.

1756
01:45:15,920 --> 01:45:18,880
Let's just see the end of what we've been dealt with here.

1757
01:45:19,700 --> 01:45:22,520
So outrageous the toll.

1758
01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:27,640
You can lose all you have.

1759
01:45:27,660 --> 01:45:29,320
The credits are terrible luck.

1760
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:31,420
I can hardly even read them.

1761
01:45:31,520 --> 01:45:32,680
I usually like to...

1762
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:35,580
The credits are my time to shine.

1763
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:41,000
Letting everybody know about some of the quality team that was behind this.

1764
01:45:41,080 --> 01:45:42,320
So let's just get it underway.

1765
01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:48,580
Even though I'm disgusted at the way the rendering of the video has transpired here.

1766
01:45:48,660 --> 01:45:49,120
It's terrible.

1767
01:45:49,540 --> 01:45:50,780
How is that not upscaled?

1768
01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:56,880
Big shout out to director Kazuhide Nagasawa.

1769
01:45:57,620 --> 01:45:58,100
Nakasawa.

1770
01:45:59,460 --> 01:46:03,900
This game wouldn't have been anything without the art director Mashahiro Aito.

1771
01:46:06,640 --> 01:46:10,540
And what about Akira Yamawaka on the sound design?

1772
01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:12,740
Absolute crazy guy.

1773
01:46:12,940 --> 01:46:19,040
Who made some of the most scariest soundscapes ever, ever, ever produced.

1774
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:24,500
Let's not forget about those programmers, huh?

1775
01:46:24,720 --> 01:46:26,340
You know what I'm talking about.

1776
01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:29,140
Names like Norahito Hatakeda.

1777
01:46:29,880 --> 01:46:31,060
Yuki Mizuchi.

1778
01:46:32,360 --> 01:46:33,740
Hayadisha Harada.

1779
01:46:34,740 --> 01:46:36,040
Kazutoshi Sugai.

1780
01:46:36,860 --> 01:46:53,660
Yukinori Ojima, Kazumasa Ogisa, Hiroyuki Owaku, Tomahairu Miyama, Hiroki Sancho, Takumi Miyagamisha, Yukinori Ojima, Hidehisha Harads, and Hayata Fukushima.

1781
01:46:55,040 --> 01:47:06,660
Let's not forget about that camera programmer, the famed Makawatu Hayura, and his good friends Kenji Kawai, and Makawatu Hayura.

1782
01:47:06,660 --> 01:47:15,720
As well on sound programming. Character modeling and facial motion, you guessed it, Shingo Yuri was behind that little situation.

1783
01:47:15,720 --> 01:47:32,700
With his friends Minako and Sashiko. Our old friend Masahiro, Masashiro, Masashiro, sorry there. Masahiro Aito and Kazuhudi Nakasawa did some stuff, it's gone too fast.

1784
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:44,400
Thank you very much there, to Tupo, for your kind hearted tip there. I believe the ending with Doug is meant to show she's free to joke and laugh now.

1785
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:55,480
That she controls her life, and no one else is after her. She's too hard to have a sentimental chat with Doug, but she would threaten him with a bit of cheek.

1786
01:47:55,860 --> 01:48:09,660
Right, well it was lost in translation I'm afraid. Thanks for the tip. Like much of the director's intentions, completely and utterly baffling when executed and brought to light.

1787
01:48:10,420 --> 01:48:20,260
In the western world, I doubt even the Japanese playing this could make head nor tail of some of the intentions, the way it was badly telegraphed.

1788
01:48:20,720 --> 01:48:27,440
That said, the logo and product design was second to none, with Daisuke Nakayama sharing the spoils from that.

1789
01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:37,880
Publicity was taken care of by Osuamo Shigeta, Kaz Nirosawa, and the girls Yoshinoro Harai and Kanaku Nakahara as well.

1790
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:46,320
A lot of double jobbing going on in this project. Link's Digiworks. Big shout out to those left for doing the mocap.

1791
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:55,520
And the English supervisor, Jeremy Blaustein at WordBox for doing a powerful job on the translation as well.

1792
01:48:56,320 --> 01:49:03,840
The guys over at Omnibus Japan, they were involved extensively in the voice recording studio and none other.

1793
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:11,920
They had Zro Limited Productions at the helm of the English vocals in association with Shadowbox Studio.

1794
01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:19,840
And Yutraku Masseba Haruye Kanesaku and Jo Romerse, who was the music supervision.

1795
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:25,920
Let's not forget about the other word boxing out there. Nora Stephens Heath, great work on the lyrics.

1796
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:31,200
And vocalist You're Not Here lettering I Want Love was Melissa Williamson.

1797
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:38,020
So that woman that we thought was PJ Harvey was Melissa Williamson. Let's get that right.

1798
01:49:38,380 --> 01:49:39,120
Get it right!

1799
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:47,020
E3 trailer editing. We all remember the dynamic panic that we had when we saw the trailer at E3.

1800
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:50,460
Was the game going to be shit? Was it rubbish? Well, it wasn't.

1801
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:53,940
It went on to be a great game and the titles have gone up too fast.

1802
01:49:54,020 --> 01:49:57,140
I can't even read who cut that trailer, but well done on doing it.

1803
01:49:58,020 --> 01:50:01,620
And the executive producer, Gozo Kitau.

1804
01:50:02,580 --> 01:50:05,420
A real fucking producer if ever there was one.

1805
01:50:05,500 --> 01:50:09,480
And he's produced an absolute heap of quality shite right here.

1806
01:50:10,420 --> 01:50:11,820
We have powered through.

1807
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:14,600
Thank you very much, Chris. Done and dusted.

1808
01:50:15,800 --> 01:50:17,580
Very, very kind of you there.

1809
01:50:18,040 --> 01:50:21,580
And there was some little bit of text at the bottom there that I didn't get to fucking read.

1810
01:50:21,980 --> 01:50:24,020
But thank you very much for your tip there.

1811
01:50:24,520 --> 01:50:28,300
What a fucking powerful, powerful situation that was there.

1812
01:50:28,580 --> 01:50:29,120
The game.

1813
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:32,160
Known as some ominous stringed music.

1814
01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:34,000
Very reminiscent of Resident Evil.

1815
01:50:34,100 --> 01:50:34,600
Listen to this.

1816
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:38,140
There you've got a few.

1817
01:50:39,220 --> 01:50:39,840
A bit of fucking.

1818
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:43,640
Synthesized.

1819
01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:45,860
Angelic choral voices.

1820
01:50:49,140 --> 01:50:49,660
Yeah.

1821
01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:50,700
It's lovely.

1822
01:50:50,820 --> 01:50:52,080
It's lovely to hear.

1823
01:50:54,720 --> 01:50:55,700
Just a moment.

1824
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:58,300
A moment of pensive suggestion here.

1825
01:50:58,300 --> 01:51:11,840
I'm now just going to take a moment.

1826
01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:14,000
To eat.

1827
01:51:14,960 --> 01:51:16,720
The banana of champions.

1828
01:51:16,720 --> 01:51:18,580
This is a fruit.

1829
01:51:19,300 --> 01:51:19,740
Deity.

1830
01:51:20,340 --> 01:51:25,060
Which can only be eaten by those who have managed to complete game in good time.

1831
01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:27,380
With good health and in good spirit as well.

1832
01:51:27,380 --> 01:51:29,560
And I'm going to do that.

1833
01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:31,580
Action level normal.

1834
01:51:31,820 --> 01:51:32,820
Riddle level normal.

1835
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:35,540
I got three stars out of five.

1836
01:51:37,180 --> 01:51:39,320
It only took me ten hours.

1837
01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:41,180
And fifty nine minutes.

1838
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:42,620
To complete the game.

1839
01:51:45,060 --> 01:51:46,360
I don't understand.

1840
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:50,320
What it means when it says split worm kill time.

1841
01:51:52,140 --> 01:51:53,860
I don't understand.

1842
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:55,320
What that means.

1843
01:51:56,320 --> 01:51:57,520
Missionary kill time.

1844
01:51:57,800 --> 01:51:59,360
Don't understand what that means.

1845
01:52:01,580 --> 01:52:03,580
Oh, these are the bosses, I get you.

1846
01:52:05,440 --> 01:52:06,460
The god.

1847
01:52:06,620 --> 01:52:08,100
I dispatched god, right?

1848
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:12,180
In three minutes and 32 seconds flat.

1849
01:52:14,680 --> 01:52:16,940
A clone named Gipsal, thank you very much.

1850
01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:19,660
Clear number one.

1851
01:52:19,660 --> 01:52:26,660
Clear number one.

1852
01:52:32,980 --> 01:52:35,620
Wow, look at all the stars I got for damage done.

1853
01:52:36,780 --> 01:52:37,220
2171.

1854
01:52:38,480 --> 01:52:40,160
Multiple stars for damage.

1855
01:52:45,020 --> 01:52:46,460
Action level, normal.

1856
01:52:46,620 --> 01:52:47,740
Riddle level, normal.

1857
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:49,680
It just goes in a loop.

1858
01:52:49,960 --> 01:52:50,620
Goes in a loop.

1859
01:52:55,140 --> 01:52:57,920
Extra new game has been added to start screen.

1860
01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:06,780
Play from there to see and enjoy extra features.

1861
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:11,900
You've fulfilled the conditions for the hidden weapon.

1862
01:53:12,140 --> 01:53:12,940
Beam saber.

1863
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,240
Unlimited submachine gun.

1864
01:53:17,380 --> 01:53:19,100
Extra costume.

1865
01:53:25,260 --> 01:53:26,160
What's the password?

1866
01:53:26,300 --> 01:53:29,180
It says if you select this and enter the password, you get a new costume.

1867
01:53:30,540 --> 01:53:32,720
You've got the extra costume password.

1868
01:53:34,220 --> 01:53:35,080
Happy birthday.

1869
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:43,880
I know what you're thinking.

1870
01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:47,440
Can you now just get rid of this game and not do it anymore?

1871
01:53:47,440 --> 01:53:51,540
But I'm very interested to see what this beam saber is about.

1872
01:53:52,180 --> 01:53:55,100
And I might try on a new costume as well.

1873
01:53:58,720 --> 01:53:59,400
Save the game.

1874
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:11,340
Results.

1875
01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:11,340
Results.

1876
01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:11,800
Done.

1877
01:54:11,800 --> 01:54:12,940
You got the results.

1878
01:54:12,940 --> 01:54:16,300
How did you get on?

1879
01:54:17,940 --> 01:54:18,920
Extra new game.

1880
01:54:19,040 --> 01:54:20,220
Load extra costume.

1881
01:54:20,220 --> 01:54:21,380
Do that.

1882
01:54:21,820 --> 01:54:22,680
Extra costume.

1883
01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:23,580
Happy birthday.

1884
01:54:23,740 --> 01:54:25,380
It was capital H.

1885
01:54:30,180 --> 01:54:37,540
You never know though with these crazy little guys what kind of costume it's gonna be. Is it...

1886
01:54:38,500 --> 01:54:43,540
Is it gonna be a dodge situation? Happy birthday.

1887
01:54:57,060 --> 01:55:13,620
Oh that was the wrong password there. It was D with a capital D wasn't it? I was thinking what was the extra word that was capitalized? And they've gone and done the fucking number on us. By changing birthday into two separate words.

1888
01:55:22,100 --> 01:55:23,300
Music is good though.

1889
01:55:23,940 --> 01:55:44,660
Why would they give you the fucking extra costume and then make you put a password in for it?

1890
01:55:45,800 --> 01:55:47,120
You got the heather shirt.

1891
01:55:47,820 --> 01:55:48,700
Lovely stuff.

1892
01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:52,640
Thank you very much, Nigel.

1893
01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:53,240
Big Red.

1894
01:55:53,560 --> 01:55:54,300
Very, very kind.

1895
01:55:54,360 --> 01:55:55,500
You watched a good film there the other day.

1896
01:55:55,580 --> 01:55:56,680
Grand Theft Hamlet.

1897
01:55:57,160 --> 01:56:02,240
The whole thing is about lands putting on Hamlet inside GT Online.

1898
01:56:02,980 --> 01:56:04,040
And where it's been set in the game.

1899
01:56:04,140 --> 01:56:04,760
It's interesting.

1900
01:56:04,900 --> 01:56:05,740
Okay, thanks very much.

1901
01:56:05,820 --> 01:56:09,960
I'll definitely maybe check that out on my own spare time.

1902
01:56:11,020 --> 01:56:13,640
But right now, I've got bigger fish to fry.

1903
01:56:23,180 --> 01:56:27,560
So if I start extra new game, does that mean I'll have a new costume?

1904
01:56:35,560 --> 01:56:36,920
Let's go hard on it.

1905
01:56:39,520 --> 01:56:41,220
And riddle level hard as well.

1906
01:56:41,220 --> 01:57:04,560
She's wearing a red shirt.

1907
01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:18,080
Oh, it's like a 1960s, 70s kind of groovy, hippie shirt.

1908
01:57:18,080 --> 01:57:19,080
That's that dumb.

1909
01:57:19,080 --> 01:57:26,100
That's that dumb.

1910
01:57:26,100 --> 01:57:27,840
We've seen the shirt is different.

1911
01:57:27,840 --> 01:57:30,600
And now it's all about the beam saber for me.

1912
01:57:32,300 --> 01:57:34,960
She kind of looks cel-shaded there in this cutscene.

1913
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:46,560
She's got a picture of herself on the shirt.

1914
01:57:46,560 --> 01:57:47,760
That's a great idea.

1915
01:57:50,460 --> 01:57:52,860
Maybe I'll get a picture of myself on a shirt.

1916
01:57:57,080 --> 01:57:58,060
For the stream.

1917
01:58:11,020 --> 01:58:12,360
Dad, it's me.

1918
01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:14,720
Yeah.

1919
01:58:15,460 --> 01:58:16,720
Sorry I didn't call sooner.

1920
01:58:20,260 --> 01:58:21,880
Yeah, I guess I was.

1921
01:58:22,820 --> 01:58:24,320
Anyway, I'm coming home now.

1922
01:58:24,440 --> 01:58:28,400
I suppose we can just skip that and go straight to beam saber, you know?

1923
01:58:42,820 --> 01:58:45,620
If you unequip that shirt, does that just take the shirt off her?

1924
01:58:45,620 --> 01:58:50,700
Is that a bit fucking dodgy from the lads over in Konami, is it?

1925
01:58:51,600 --> 01:58:53,200
I don't want to get the stream taken down.

1926
01:58:55,940 --> 01:58:57,580
So I've no weapons either.

1927
01:59:00,220 --> 01:59:01,320
It's just...

1928
01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:02,820
It really is...

1929
01:59:04,280 --> 01:59:07,820
A crazy little element...

1930
01:59:08,580 --> 01:59:10,580
That would only happen...

1931
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:12,780
In a Konami game.

1932
01:59:14,580 --> 01:59:16,500
Does anybody know there what happens?

1933
01:59:16,600 --> 01:59:17,680
I'm not going to do it.

1934
01:59:18,260 --> 01:59:19,120
Not going to do it.

1935
01:59:19,600 --> 01:59:21,260
I'm going to get fucking taken down, you know?

1936
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:28,740
When do you get the beam saber?

1937
01:59:28,740 --> 01:59:30,740
Backscroll.

1938
01:59:49,740 --> 01:59:52,100
Okay, so there's no beam saber.

1939
01:59:52,740 --> 01:59:53,940
Which is a real shame.

1940
01:59:55,180 --> 01:59:56,160
Let's save that.

1941
01:59:56,160 --> 02:00:02,160
And then...

1942
02:00:02,160 --> 02:00:03,160
And then...

1943
02:00:03,840 --> 02:00:05,000
We can cut that off.

1944
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:06,060
Then we can cut that out.

1945
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:18,160
This music with that picture.

1946
02:00:18,160 --> 02:00:32,080
He has no neck.

1947
02:00:32,080 --> 02:00:34,080
I was trying to...

1948
02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:48,080
I was trying to put my...

1949
02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,080
Crap to the neck where I need to...

1950
02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:55,960
Well, we made it to the end of the game.

1951
02:00:55,960 --> 02:00:57,960
I'm feeling like...

1952
02:00:57,960 --> 02:00:57,960
A man insane.

1953
02:00:57,960 --> 02:00:57,960
I'm...

1954
02:00:57,960 --> 02:00:59,960
The butter bean man.

1955
02:00:59,960 --> 02:01:01,960
I do what I can.

1956
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:03,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1957
02:01:03,960 --> 02:01:05,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1958
02:01:05,960 --> 02:01:07,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1959
02:01:07,960 --> 02:01:09,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1960
02:01:09,960 --> 02:01:11,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1961
02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:13,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1962
02:01:13,960 --> 02:01:15,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1963
02:01:15,960 --> 02:01:17,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1964
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:19,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1965
02:01:19,960 --> 02:01:21,960
I'm eating beans every day with ham.

1966
02:01:21,960 --> 02:01:25,380
Eating beans every day with ham.

1967
02:01:27,220 --> 02:01:31,340
E.J. Harvey playing on the radio.

1968
02:01:32,520 --> 02:01:37,240
I got no place, no home, no way to go.

1969
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:41,620
I just completed Silent Hill Tree.

1970
02:01:45,180 --> 02:01:47,300
Look at me.

1971
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:52,660
Butterbean.

1972
02:01:54,900 --> 02:01:58,260
Do you know what I mean?

1973
02:02:00,880 --> 02:02:03,680
Shoegazing through the night.

1974
02:02:05,820 --> 02:02:08,860
Do you feel alright?

1975
02:02:15,660 --> 02:02:20,440
E.M. Rogers with the egg pudding beans.

1976
02:02:20,440 --> 02:02:25,480
Thanks for the tip, do you know what I mean?

1977
02:02:26,520 --> 02:02:31,180
Changed it in the bathroom, looking for the saber

1978
02:02:31,180 --> 02:02:33,860
Changed it, changed the shirt

1979
02:02:33,860 --> 02:02:37,240
See you later

1980
02:02:37,240 --> 02:02:40,820
Changed it felt a bit dodgy when I changed

1981
02:02:40,820 --> 02:02:44,580
Just took off the shirt, I slept in all the quip

1982
02:02:44,580 --> 02:02:47,220
And then back to the game

1983
02:02:47,220 --> 02:02:52,560
And in the brief few moments before we saw the reveal

1984
02:02:52,560 --> 02:02:56,600
I felt that I had done something wrong

1985
02:02:56,600 --> 02:02:58,480
How did I feel?

1986
02:02:58,960 --> 02:03:04,000
Not right, not right at all

1987
02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:09,180
Talk words on the wall

1988
02:03:09,180 --> 02:03:14,920
Thank you, shoegazer or the fiver

1989
02:03:14,920 --> 02:03:17,660
See you later

1990
02:03:17,660 --> 02:03:20,260
Hope you're still alive

1991
02:03:20,260 --> 02:03:20,760
Yeah

1992
02:03:20,760 --> 02:03:25,300
Time for some stew

1993
02:03:25,300 --> 02:03:30,840
Shafemi and you

1994
02:03:30,840 --> 02:03:36,340
Three of us, what are we gonna do?

1995
02:03:38,380 --> 02:03:41,720
Egg, pudding, beans and stew

1996
02:03:41,720 --> 02:03:48,780
Really got my money's worth

1997
02:03:48,780 --> 02:03:55,880
Just getting my money's worth out of the shoegaze tune in Silent Hill

1998
02:03:55,880 --> 02:03:59,380
It's actually quite nice

1999
02:03:59,380 --> 02:04:07,800
I remember back in June or July of 2019 when I first started the speedrun

2000
02:04:07,800 --> 02:04:10,940
Silent Hill 3

2001
02:04:10,940 --> 02:04:14,140
I enjoyed this part of the game

2002
02:04:14,140 --> 02:04:19,300
Because it was a non-ending, looping, shoegaze riff

2003
02:04:19,300 --> 02:04:24,340
And now we've come full circle

2004
02:04:24,340 --> 02:04:26,900
And actually now thinking about it

2005
02:04:26,900 --> 02:04:31,680
2019 June or July, whenever that was

2006
02:04:31,680 --> 02:04:35,540
That's gone by in the fucking blink of an eye

2007
02:04:35,540 --> 02:04:38,300
So make the most of the time

2008
02:04:38,300 --> 02:04:40,500
Because it really is

2009
02:04:40,500 --> 02:04:43,820
It's fading away very fast

2010
02:04:43,820 --> 02:04:45,020
You might not know it

2011
02:04:45,020 --> 02:04:47,800
But before you know it, it'll be too fucking late

2012
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:48,440
Okay?

2013
02:04:50,280 --> 02:04:52,520
Seize the day, carpe diem

2014
02:04:52,520 --> 02:04:58,100
Time is running out

2015
02:04:58,100 --> 02:05:03,640
Fading fast

2016
02:05:03,640 --> 02:05:09,180
Time will not last

2017
02:05:09,180 --> 02:05:14,460
January, February, March, April, May

2018
02:05:14,460 --> 02:05:20,000
Listen to what the butterbeens say

2019
02:05:20,000 --> 02:05:22,780
Butterbeen nice

2020
02:05:22,780 --> 02:05:25,520
Butterbeen sound

2021
02:05:25,520 --> 02:05:30,960
Butterbeens in your gap is coming around

2022
02:05:30,960 --> 02:05:37,160
Get on the marriage and the trans-saturated fats

2023
02:05:37,160 --> 02:05:39,380
Trans-saturated fats

2024
02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:41,880
Polyunsaturate your ass

2025
02:05:41,880 --> 02:05:44,820
Spray the pan

2026
02:05:44,820 --> 02:05:47,180
And juice up the beef

2027
02:05:47,180 --> 02:05:50,240
Make sure that

2028
02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:53,600
You've got lots of teeth to think

2029
02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:55,360
To release

2030
02:05:55,360 --> 02:05:58,040
Lovely lots of meat

2031
02:05:58,040 --> 02:06:00,860
That I break the ground

2032
02:06:00,860 --> 02:06:03,620
For your dinner time treats

2033
02:06:03,620 --> 02:06:33,600
We'll be right back.

2034
02:06:33,600 --> 02:07:03,580
We'll be right back.

2035
02:07:03,580 --> 02:07:10,080
One, two, three, four, five, six.

2036
02:07:10,180 --> 02:07:10,880
The Jibby Jab.

2037
02:07:11,000 --> 02:07:15,460
Got some lovely beef tricks.

2038
02:07:17,860 --> 02:07:21,500
I was going to cut there, but I'm still enjoying the shoegaze.

2039
02:07:25,220 --> 02:07:27,020
Look at his face there.

2040
02:07:27,660 --> 02:07:31,640
He actually has a face that means business.

2041
02:07:33,960 --> 02:07:38,860
The Butterbean's face means nothing less than business.

2042
02:07:55,100 --> 02:07:56,960
Euretric will smother you.

2043
02:08:04,960 --> 02:08:09,280
Butterbean coming back alive.

2044
02:08:10,280 --> 02:08:12,340
Tuck the gloves off.

2045
02:08:12,440 --> 02:08:14,660
Now he's feeling fine.

2046
02:08:15,760 --> 02:08:20,100
He did the damage inside the ring.

2047
02:08:21,220 --> 02:08:25,520
Made the opponent's face red and stained.

2048
02:08:26,680 --> 02:08:31,380
He had the weight and the muscle.

2049
02:08:32,380 --> 02:08:36,560
He tried to win the belt with a tussle.

2050
02:08:38,140 --> 02:08:41,640
Don't know how he's doing nowadays.

2051
02:08:42,720 --> 02:08:47,180
I heard he lost the weight and he's feeling quite gay.

2052
02:08:48,440 --> 02:08:52,780
I think gay in the happy sense.

2053
02:08:54,140 --> 02:08:59,220
Funny how words change their meaning and how they're meant.

2054
02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:03,600
Another way to look at time.

2055
02:09:04,540 --> 02:09:06,760
It's sipping away fast.

2056
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:09,540
Make sure you spend it wise.

2057
02:09:10,280 --> 02:09:14,100
Starts with the way through in 2019.

2058
02:09:15,360 --> 02:09:16,820
Now it's 2025.

2059
02:09:18,040 --> 02:09:19,940
Do you know what I mean?

2060
02:09:19,940 --> 02:09:35,100
That's enough of the shoegaze now.

2061
02:09:35,220 --> 02:09:40,680
I really have had my wicked way with the shoegaze for 10 minutes.

2062
02:09:40,840 --> 02:09:41,960
Maybe 5 or 10 minutes.

2063
02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:44,620
But it's probably the best thing about the game.

2064
02:09:46,460 --> 02:09:48,360
I think it's the best thing about the game.

2065
02:09:48,360 --> 02:09:55,120
As for last night's Computer Chronicles or Net Cafe.

2066
02:09:57,280 --> 02:10:00,280
I was speculating that Giles Bateman.

2067
02:10:00,820 --> 02:10:03,600
Who was doing Cyber Blast here.

2068
02:10:05,880 --> 02:10:08,300
Would get a shout out or a credit.

2069
02:10:08,940 --> 02:10:10,740
And that isn't the case.

2070
02:10:11,020 --> 02:10:13,320
Because I was just looking there earlier on.

2071
02:10:13,460 --> 02:10:15,560
And there is no credit for Giles Bateman.

2072
02:10:17,640 --> 02:10:18,600
At the end.

2073
02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:20,420
It actually.

2074
02:10:22,220 --> 02:10:22,700
Bizarrely.

2075
02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:25,600
Didn't even have any credits.

2076
02:10:25,980 --> 02:10:26,840
It had credits.

2077
02:10:26,920 --> 02:10:28,180
But it didn't have the traditional.

2078
02:10:28,680 --> 02:10:30,340
Net Cafe theme tune.

2079
02:10:30,880 --> 02:10:32,300
It had like a melodic.

2080
02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:32,880
Gentle.

2081
02:10:33,720 --> 02:10:34,660
Lulling piano.

2082
02:10:35,820 --> 02:10:37,640
And no Giles Bateman.

2083
02:10:38,180 --> 02:10:40,060
Just a lot of credits for Stu.

2084
02:10:42,480 --> 02:10:45,020
There was this interesting moment.

2085
02:10:45,440 --> 02:10:47,440
We can turn off the shoegaze there actually.

2086
02:10:51,680 --> 02:10:53,760
We can save that state there.

2087
02:10:55,000 --> 02:10:57,320
And shoegaze our way out of town right now.

2088
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:02,740
Sad to see that fucking tune go.

2089
02:11:02,900 --> 02:11:03,760
It's a great tune.

2090
02:11:04,760 --> 02:11:05,800
I'm going to learn that.

2091
02:11:07,660 --> 02:11:09,360
Turn the volume up on voice.

2092
02:11:09,500 --> 02:11:10,780
Apologies if you couldn't hear me there.

2093
02:11:10,880 --> 02:11:18,320
But I was saying that we didn't get to see any title for Giles Bateman during his Cyber Blast segment.

2094
02:11:18,720 --> 02:11:21,660
We also didn't have a credit at the end of the show.

2095
02:11:21,660 --> 02:11:24,860
We were treated to that shot of the three lads.

2096
02:11:25,420 --> 02:11:27,980
Jane, Andrew and some other guy.

2097
02:11:29,420 --> 02:11:30,180
You know.

2098
02:11:30,440 --> 02:11:32,300
Dancing to some hip hop track.

2099
02:11:33,680 --> 02:11:34,760
Like that.

2100
02:11:38,160 --> 02:11:39,560
I'd like to see.

2101
02:11:40,200 --> 02:11:42,820
A longer extended version.

2102
02:11:43,460 --> 02:11:44,280
Of the three of them.

2103
02:11:44,360 --> 02:11:45,320
Dancing to that tune.

2104
02:11:46,040 --> 02:11:47,900
Which had a kind of a new jack.

2105
02:11:48,360 --> 02:11:49,280
It was hip hop.

2106
02:11:49,440 --> 02:11:51,600
Hip hop but with a new jack swing.

2107
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:52,660
Kind of.

2108
02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:53,760
Beat.

2109
02:11:54,560 --> 02:11:55,080
And then.

2110
02:11:55,520 --> 02:11:56,240
Bizarrely.

2111
02:11:56,920 --> 02:11:58,320
No Net Cafe.

2112
02:11:59,120 --> 02:11:59,940
Title music.

2113
02:11:59,940 --> 02:12:01,100
Hyper Drive.

2114
02:12:01,340 --> 02:12:02,700
Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

2115
02:12:02,860 --> 02:12:03,620
Kind of Esk.

2116
02:12:06,580 --> 02:12:07,580
Streets of Rage.

2117
02:12:07,720 --> 02:12:08,280
None of that.

2118
02:12:08,560 --> 02:12:09,120
Just this.

2119
02:12:14,100 --> 02:12:16,020
And it was a strange choice.

2120
02:12:16,120 --> 02:12:18,240
They didn't say we're going to play out now to some.

2121
02:12:19,120 --> 02:12:20,500
X music or whatever.

2122
02:12:21,120 --> 02:12:22,320
They just went into that.

2123
02:12:23,980 --> 02:12:26,020
But one thing that did stand out.

2124
02:12:26,020 --> 02:12:27,940
Was Stu's impersonation.

2125
02:12:28,060 --> 02:12:28,920
Using his arm.

2126
02:12:30,080 --> 02:12:30,640
Of.

2127
02:12:31,040 --> 02:12:32,140
A bird of prey.

2128
02:12:32,300 --> 02:12:33,520
Perhaps a hawk.

2129
02:12:33,660 --> 02:12:34,480
Or a falcon.

2130
02:12:35,380 --> 02:12:37,060
I don't know if we can get that.

2131
02:12:37,260 --> 02:12:37,400
Oh yeah.

2132
02:12:37,460 --> 02:12:38,680
It was with this lady here.

2133
02:12:39,260 --> 02:12:41,440
He really went hard on this.

2134
02:12:42,400 --> 02:12:42,880
Explanation.

2135
02:12:43,540 --> 02:12:44,740
Is the virtual set.

2136
02:12:44,820 --> 02:12:46,280
Only you're doing it in a different way.

2137
02:12:46,320 --> 02:12:47,500
Than it's ever been done before.

2138
02:12:47,820 --> 02:12:49,660
So tell us how you're bringing this technology.

2139
02:12:49,840 --> 02:12:50,240
Into the film.

2140
02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:50,720
That.

2141
02:12:50,720 --> 02:12:52,940
Well the story is about Ada Lovelace.

2142
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:54,260
Who invented the first computer.

2143
02:12:54,260 --> 02:12:55,100
Ada Lovelace.

2144
02:12:55,100 --> 02:12:56,320
Who invented the first computer.

2145
02:12:56,320 --> 02:12:57,740
And so I thought.

2146
02:12:58,360 --> 02:12:59,120
Early roots.

2147
02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:00,260
Of art history.

2148
02:13:00,980 --> 02:13:02,960
You're obviously very techno savvy Lynn.

2149
02:13:03,000 --> 02:13:04,480
And you're comfortable in this whole environment.

2150
02:13:04,740 --> 02:13:05,640
Apologies here guys.

2151
02:13:05,740 --> 02:13:07,160
I'm just trying to pinpoint.

2152
02:13:07,840 --> 02:13:08,940
The exact moment.

2153
02:13:09,480 --> 02:13:10,480
He replicates.

2154
02:13:10,620 --> 02:13:11,800
A falcon with his arm.

2155
02:13:13,040 --> 02:13:13,940
Thank you very much.

2156
02:13:14,360 --> 02:13:15,660
Lisa loves Francis.

2157
02:13:16,000 --> 02:13:17,140
Very very kind of you there.

2158
02:13:17,700 --> 02:13:18,200
Can you give.

2159
02:13:18,340 --> 02:13:19,280
Big well done to Lisa.

2160
02:13:19,700 --> 02:13:20,520
He seems to know his way.

2161
02:13:20,660 --> 02:13:21,280
Well done Lisa.

2162
02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:22,480
I hope you're getting on well.

2163
02:13:23,460 --> 02:13:23,860
And.

2164
02:13:24,000 --> 02:13:24,660
All the best.

2165
02:13:25,080 --> 02:13:26,300
And I hope you enjoy.

2166
02:13:26,640 --> 02:13:27,760
Stuart Chaffee's.

2167
02:13:28,300 --> 02:13:28,700
Impersonation.

2168
02:13:28,700 --> 02:13:30,080
Of a bird of prey.

2169
02:13:30,260 --> 02:13:31,720
Utilizing only his arm.

2170
02:13:32,780 --> 02:13:34,940
He actually goes into a full on fucking tussle.

2171
02:13:35,020 --> 02:13:35,340
It's like.

2172
02:13:36,040 --> 02:13:36,600
In a way.

2173
02:13:36,820 --> 02:13:38,120
His actions.

2174
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:40,640
And the way he fucking communicates it.

2175
02:13:40,960 --> 02:13:41,800
It's like watching.

2176
02:13:42,060 --> 02:13:42,960
A David Attenborough.

2177
02:13:43,640 --> 02:13:44,020
You know.

2178
02:13:44,600 --> 02:13:45,100
Blu-ray.

2179
02:13:45,520 --> 02:13:46,300
It's that clear.

2180
02:13:47,120 --> 02:13:47,300
The.

2181
02:13:47,780 --> 02:13:49,260
He'd be good at charades.

2182
02:13:51,060 --> 02:13:52,960
But I'm trying to find it right here.

2183
02:13:53,040 --> 02:13:53,580
Right now.

2184
02:13:54,620 --> 02:13:55,220
Is it there?

2185
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:57,140
There's a bit of a claw maneuver there.

2186
02:13:57,140 --> 02:13:58,640
Grow into it in the next century.

2187
02:13:59,160 --> 02:14:00,680
Now you're working on a new film now.

2188
02:14:00,800 --> 02:14:03,220
Which is really using a kind of computer idea.

2189
02:14:03,540 --> 02:14:04,980
Which is the virtual set.

2190
02:14:05,100 --> 02:14:06,540
Only you're doing it in a different way.

2191
02:14:06,600 --> 02:14:07,760
Than it's ever been done before.

2192
02:14:08,080 --> 02:14:10,240
So tell us how you're bringing this technology into the.

2193
02:14:10,420 --> 02:14:12,360
I think the fingers there.

2194
02:14:12,520 --> 02:14:14,240
The interlocking digits.

2195
02:14:14,540 --> 02:14:16,000
So tell us how you're bringing this technology.

2196
02:14:16,820 --> 02:14:17,740
The bird of prey.

2197
02:14:20,380 --> 02:14:21,820
Don't know if anybody was watching.

2198
02:14:21,940 --> 02:14:23,620
Tell me if I'm right or I'm wrong at that.

2199
02:14:24,120 --> 02:14:24,840
I understand.

2200
02:14:24,840 --> 02:14:26,660
I should have done this.

2201
02:14:27,140 --> 02:14:28,040
Before the stream.

2202
02:14:28,300 --> 02:14:28,820
Empowerment thing.

2203
02:14:28,860 --> 02:14:30,000
It's not the artist coming.

2204
02:14:30,160 --> 02:14:30,860
And this is it.

2205
02:14:31,480 --> 02:14:32,860
What I like about this.

2206
02:14:33,080 --> 02:14:35,620
Is that not only does he do the charades.

2207
02:14:35,940 --> 02:14:38,480
To kind of illustrate through body language.

2208
02:14:38,600 --> 02:14:40,080
What he's actually trying to say.

2209
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:43,700
But he also does this thing with his voice.

2210
02:14:44,440 --> 02:14:45,640
I don't know if you hear it here.

2211
02:14:45,680 --> 02:14:46,680
He goes very gruff.

2212
02:14:48,140 --> 02:14:49,540
When he says artists.

2213
02:14:49,640 --> 02:14:50,000
He says.

2214
02:14:50,880 --> 02:14:51,360
Artists.

2215
02:14:52,360 --> 02:14:52,840
From now.

2216
02:14:52,840 --> 02:14:54,720
You mean is this that sort of empowerment thing.

2217
02:14:54,720 --> 02:14:56,260
It's not the artist coming down.

2218
02:14:56,260 --> 02:14:57,280
And delivering information.

2219
02:14:57,280 --> 02:14:58,400
To the consumer.

2220
02:14:58,400 --> 02:15:00,660
But it's sort of a more two-way street now.

2221
02:15:00,740 --> 02:15:01,300
This expression.

2222
02:15:02,140 --> 02:15:02,900
I mean.

2223
02:15:02,900 --> 02:15:04,340
I know we were saying it was.

2224
02:15:04,660 --> 02:15:05,680
A bird of prey.

2225
02:15:05,780 --> 02:15:06,820
But now on reflection.

2226
02:15:07,820 --> 02:15:08,320
And knowing.

2227
02:15:09,460 --> 02:15:10,600
About Stu's.

2228
02:15:11,920 --> 02:15:12,500
You know.

2229
02:15:12,900 --> 02:15:14,160
Love for the orb.

2230
02:15:14,680 --> 02:15:15,900
Not the band the orb.

2231
02:15:16,040 --> 02:15:16,920
But just the.

2232
02:15:17,600 --> 02:15:20,220
Body language of making orbs with your hands.

2233
02:15:21,700 --> 02:15:22,760
And now knowing that.

2234
02:15:22,880 --> 02:15:23,960
It seems it's less.

2235
02:15:24,180 --> 02:15:25,640
A couple of fucking tussles.

2236
02:15:25,640 --> 02:15:26,040
Between.

2237
02:15:26,460 --> 02:15:27,540
A giant rodent.

2238
02:15:27,640 --> 02:15:28,480
And a bird of prey.

2239
02:15:29,620 --> 02:15:30,640
And now it's more.

2240
02:15:30,720 --> 02:15:31,800
A kind of a sci-fi.

2241
02:15:32,560 --> 02:15:34,380
Battle between two orbs.

2242
02:15:34,800 --> 02:15:35,560
Two structures.

2243
02:15:35,680 --> 02:15:36,180
Or planets.

2244
02:15:37,180 --> 02:15:37,920
So it's kind of.

2245
02:15:39,320 --> 02:15:40,540
Really changed things.

2246
02:15:40,620 --> 02:15:41,660
Seeing it a day later.

2247
02:15:41,780 --> 02:15:42,880
And knowing it's sat with me now.

2248
02:15:42,980 --> 02:15:43,420
Overnight.

2249
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:44,540
It's gone into the.

2250
02:15:44,640 --> 02:15:45,180
Through the eyes.

2251
02:15:45,220 --> 02:15:45,800
Into the brain.

2252
02:15:46,580 --> 02:15:48,240
Into the medulla oblongata.

2253
02:15:48,880 --> 02:15:50,120
Through the cerebral cortex.

2254
02:15:50,120 --> 02:15:51,680
And maybe down into the spine.

2255
02:15:51,940 --> 02:15:52,280
And now.

2256
02:15:53,060 --> 02:15:53,940
On second viewing.

2257
02:15:55,080 --> 02:15:55,960
That knowledge.

2258
02:15:56,100 --> 02:15:57,220
Is manifesting itself.

2259
02:15:57,340 --> 02:15:57,960
And I think it's.

2260
02:15:58,080 --> 02:16:00,380
A crazy bit of orb work.

2261
02:16:01,020 --> 02:16:02,020
The likes of which.

2262
02:16:02,120 --> 02:16:03,220
We haven't seen from Stu.

2263
02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:04,000
In some time.

2264
02:16:04,860 --> 02:16:05,480
Chi balls.

2265
02:16:06,280 --> 02:16:07,360
As Shinra says there.

2266
02:16:07,440 --> 02:16:07,820
In chat.

2267
02:16:08,540 --> 02:16:09,500
Two chi balls.

2268
02:16:10,280 --> 02:16:11,280
Fighting each other.

2269
02:16:11,720 --> 02:16:13,420
For who's got the best chi.

2270
02:16:14,340 --> 02:16:14,720
And.

2271
02:16:15,660 --> 02:16:16,880
Combine that with his.

2272
02:16:17,380 --> 02:16:17,980
Artists.

2273
02:16:18,300 --> 02:16:18,620
It's.

2274
02:16:18,980 --> 02:16:20,560
It's got a multitude of.

2275
02:16:20,760 --> 02:16:21,620
Of different things.

2276
02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:22,440
Worthy of it.

2277
02:16:22,560 --> 02:16:23,140
Our attention.

2278
02:16:23,260 --> 02:16:23,620
You mean is this.

2279
02:16:23,720 --> 02:16:24,660
That sort of empowerment thing.

2280
02:16:24,740 --> 02:16:25,500
It's not the artist.

2281
02:16:25,740 --> 02:16:26,200
Coming down.

2282
02:16:26,260 --> 02:16:27,200
And delivering information.

2283
02:16:27,700 --> 02:16:28,340
To the consumer.

2284
02:16:28,540 --> 02:16:28,680
But.

2285
02:16:28,780 --> 02:16:29,600
It's sort of a more.

2286
02:16:29,720 --> 02:16:30,580
Two-way street now.

2287
02:16:30,660 --> 02:16:31,240
This expression.

2288
02:16:31,720 --> 02:16:32,120
Well.

2289
02:16:32,260 --> 02:16:33,140
More than two-way.

2290
02:16:33,160 --> 02:16:33,820
Beautifully done.

2291
02:16:34,320 --> 02:16:36,380
I kind of see it as an extension of cubism.

2292
02:16:36,620 --> 02:16:36,880
Really.

2293
02:16:36,960 --> 02:16:37,560
And surrealism.

2294
02:16:37,680 --> 02:16:38,480
Because in cubism.

2295
02:16:38,700 --> 02:16:38,740
You were.

2296
02:16:38,740 --> 02:16:39,780
They're on about cubism.

2297
02:16:39,780 --> 02:16:40,680
And surrealism.

2298
02:16:40,820 --> 02:16:41,200
We've just.

2299
02:16:41,420 --> 02:16:42,580
We've been seeing it right there.

2300
02:16:42,620 --> 02:16:43,240
We've been seeing.

2301
02:16:43,380 --> 02:16:44,140
Avant-garde.

2302
02:16:45,940 --> 02:16:46,380
Presenterism.

2303
02:16:46,860 --> 02:16:47,540
From Stu.

2304
02:16:47,680 --> 02:16:48,540
Avant-Stu.

2305
02:16:50,580 --> 02:16:52,300
And we've got the butter bean in the house.

2306
02:16:53,380 --> 02:16:54,500
It's always great to have him on.

2307
02:16:54,580 --> 02:16:55,380
On tick.

2308
02:16:57,040 --> 02:16:58,740
But that was last night's episode.

2309
02:16:58,900 --> 02:16:59,540
Did one there.

2310
02:16:59,620 --> 02:17:00,080
What was.

2311
02:17:00,280 --> 02:17:00,360
I.

2312
02:17:00,640 --> 02:17:01,660
Maybe I lined one up.

2313
02:17:01,720 --> 02:17:02,460
And put it in the.

2314
02:17:04,540 --> 02:17:05,640
Bookmarks episode.

2315
02:17:05,780 --> 02:17:07,040
Net Cafe episodes.

2316
02:17:07,420 --> 02:17:07,920
Full list.

2317
02:17:08,040 --> 02:17:08,460
Playlist.

2318
02:17:08,560 --> 02:17:09,240
Someone has.

2319
02:17:10,780 --> 02:17:11,660
Would be.

2320
02:17:17,160 --> 02:17:17,960
I'm not sure.

2321
02:17:18,040 --> 02:17:18,660
We might have seen.

2322
02:17:19,860 --> 02:17:20,960
A good few of these.

2323
02:17:21,020 --> 02:17:21,800
If not all of them.

2324
02:17:34,320 --> 02:17:35,720
The virtual zoo.

2325
02:17:38,360 --> 02:17:40,020
Disinformation on the web.

2326
02:17:40,380 --> 02:17:40,660
I mean.

2327
02:17:40,980 --> 02:17:42,260
Maybe we've seen that one.

2328
02:17:42,340 --> 02:17:42,640
It would.

2329
02:17:43,320 --> 02:17:44,100
Be interesting to see.

2330
02:17:44,220 --> 02:17:45,360
What they were worried about.

2331
02:17:45,700 --> 02:17:46,620
In 1997.

2332
02:17:47,060 --> 02:17:48,380
Compared to what we're worried about.

2333
02:17:48,620 --> 02:17:48,980
Now.

2334
02:17:49,360 --> 02:17:50,260
The level of.

2335
02:17:50,600 --> 02:17:51,120
Of how.

2336
02:17:51,540 --> 02:17:52,580
Disinformation has.

2337
02:17:52,840 --> 02:17:53,280
Evolved.

2338
02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:55,280
I'm not sure.

2339
02:17:55,360 --> 02:17:55,900
We'd seen it.

2340
02:17:58,900 --> 02:18:00,460
You might get some.

2341
02:18:00,620 --> 02:18:01,700
Movers and shakers.

2342
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:02,540
And some people.

2343
02:18:02,700 --> 02:18:03,760
Who are antagonists.

2344
02:18:04,380 --> 02:18:04,860
Hackers.

2345
02:18:07,740 --> 02:18:08,620
On this one.

2346
02:18:12,620 --> 02:18:13,240
This week.

2347
02:18:13,280 --> 02:18:14,300
At the internet cafe.

2348
02:18:14,960 --> 02:18:15,360
Disinformation.

2349
02:18:15,360 --> 02:18:16,120
On the net.

2350
02:18:16,540 --> 02:18:17,120
We'll take you.

2351
02:18:17,180 --> 02:18:18,180
To the urban legends.

2352
02:18:18,360 --> 02:18:18,800
Website.

2353
02:18:18,940 --> 02:18:19,560
And encyclopedia.

2354
02:18:19,560 --> 02:18:19,580
Yeah.

2355
02:18:19,580 --> 02:18:19,800
Yeah.

2356
02:18:19,800 --> 02:18:19,920
Yeah.

2357
02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:20,340
We've seen it.

2358
02:18:20,940 --> 02:18:22,240
It's too good to be true.

2359
02:18:22,320 --> 02:18:22,620
You know.

2360
02:18:30,080 --> 02:18:31,080
Love and romance.

2361
02:18:31,080 --> 02:18:31,940
On the web.

2362
02:18:32,020 --> 02:18:32,600
That was seen.

2363
02:18:32,680 --> 02:18:33,160
I think we've seen.

2364
02:18:33,200 --> 02:18:34,080
A lot of those ones.

2365
02:18:34,080 --> 02:18:34,520
Yeah.

2366
02:18:34,520 --> 02:18:38,880
Thank you very much.

2367
02:18:39,200 --> 02:18:39,980
Thank you very much.

2368
02:18:40,060 --> 02:18:40,540
Stoneham.

2369
02:18:54,460 --> 02:18:55,060
Grim Reaper.

2370
02:18:55,060 --> 02:18:56,360
For voyeurism.

2371
02:19:04,600 --> 02:19:05,740
But working with.

2372
02:19:05,740 --> 02:19:06,820
Inner city kids.

2373
02:19:07,040 --> 02:19:08,040
And doing fundraisers.

2374
02:19:08,140 --> 02:19:08,640
Doing cleanups.

2375
02:19:08,720 --> 02:19:09,520
Where you'd get the community.

2376
02:19:09,640 --> 02:19:10,080
To come out.

2377
02:19:10,440 --> 02:19:11,340
Normal life.

2378
02:19:11,400 --> 02:19:12,500
So it's a logical choice.

2379
02:19:12,500 --> 02:19:12,700
And so we've just.

2380
02:19:13,120 --> 02:19:14,480
I haven't seen them before.

2381
02:19:14,940 --> 02:19:18,100
Delivering desktop.

2382
02:19:18,300 --> 02:19:18,820
Enterprise.

2383
02:19:18,920 --> 02:19:20,280
For young adults.

2384
02:19:20,480 --> 02:19:21,160
Most of my.

2385
02:19:21,240 --> 02:19:22,440
Pauses and stuff like that.

2386
02:19:22,560 --> 02:19:23,280
On the web.

2387
02:19:23,360 --> 02:19:23,980
Or off the web.

2388
02:19:24,060 --> 02:19:24,760
Actually I haven't.

2389
02:19:24,880 --> 02:19:25,420
On the web.

2390
02:19:25,540 --> 02:19:26,500
But most of my stuff.

2391
02:19:26,500 --> 02:19:27,120
Has been sort of.

2392
02:19:27,180 --> 02:19:27,800
Predating the web.

2393
02:19:27,940 --> 02:19:28,780
A few years back.

2394
02:19:29,140 --> 02:19:30,260
About three years.

2395
02:19:30,360 --> 02:19:30,880
In internet time.

2396
02:19:31,700 --> 02:19:32,460
But working with.

2397
02:19:32,460 --> 02:19:33,540
Inner city kids.

2398
02:19:33,760 --> 02:19:34,760
And doing fundraisers.

2399
02:19:34,860 --> 02:19:35,360
Doing cleanups.

2400
02:19:35,420 --> 02:19:35,800
Where you'd get.

2401
02:19:35,900 --> 02:19:36,780
The community to come out.

2402
02:19:37,120 --> 02:19:38,280
And help clean up an area.

2403
02:19:38,480 --> 02:19:39,220
Or paint something.

2404
02:19:39,580 --> 02:19:40,540
And raise money.

2405
02:19:40,920 --> 02:19:41,960
So I'm excited to see.

2406
02:19:42,200 --> 02:19:43,220
So you do this pre web.

2407
02:19:43,280 --> 02:19:43,940
But now what do you think.

2408
02:19:43,940 --> 02:19:44,780
About being able to use.

2409
02:19:44,780 --> 02:19:45,540
It would have been great.

2410
02:19:45,600 --> 02:19:46,460
Because I had to organize.

2411
02:19:46,560 --> 02:19:46,980
A thing that was.

2412
02:19:47,120 --> 02:19:48,120
I think five counties.

2413
02:19:48,380 --> 02:19:48,700
And you know.

2414
02:19:48,760 --> 02:19:49,540
A couple hundred people.

2415
02:19:49,740 --> 02:19:50,000
Come out.

2416
02:19:50,060 --> 02:19:50,820
And it would have been great.

2417
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:51,520
To have the web.

2418
02:19:51,700 --> 02:19:52,700
It's time to get back into it.

2419
02:19:52,840 --> 02:19:53,480
Who knows.

2420
02:19:53,640 --> 02:19:54,380
Jane what are you up to?

2421
02:19:55,640 --> 02:19:56,840
I have always been.

2422
02:19:56,840 --> 02:19:57,580
Actively involved.

2423
02:19:57,700 --> 02:19:59,040
In sort of grassroots activities.

2424
02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:00,480
More sort of in my backyard.

2425
02:20:00,480 --> 02:20:01,120
Type of things.

2426
02:20:01,300 --> 02:20:02,300
So I think the internet.

2427
02:20:02,400 --> 02:20:03,420
Is a great vehicle.

2428
02:20:03,420 --> 02:20:04,440
To be able to sort of.

2429
02:20:04,660 --> 02:20:05,380
Pull people together.

2430
02:20:05,520 --> 02:20:06,520
And communicate more effectively.

2431
02:20:06,820 --> 02:20:08,680
And minimize the disinformation.

2432
02:20:09,080 --> 02:20:10,120
It certainly allows people.

2433
02:20:10,120 --> 02:20:11,200
To do things they couldn't do before.

2434
02:20:11,280 --> 02:20:11,900
I think what's interesting.

2435
02:20:11,900 --> 02:20:13,200
In the political activism field.

2436
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:14,880
It's not so much getting information.

2437
02:20:15,040 --> 02:20:15,200
You know.

2438
02:20:15,240 --> 02:20:16,420
Like you do in other parts of the web.

2439
02:20:16,540 --> 02:20:16,780
Or the internet.

2440
02:20:17,040 --> 02:20:18,280
It's just the communication tool.

2441
02:20:18,340 --> 02:20:19,540
The fact that you can send an email.

2442
02:20:19,880 --> 02:20:20,820
To a thousand people.

2443
02:20:20,920 --> 02:20:22,080
That you can target a mailing list.

2444
02:20:22,300 --> 02:20:23,920
You can solicit volunteers.

2445
02:20:23,920 --> 02:20:24,940
To work for a cause.

2446
02:20:25,220 --> 02:20:26,460
That's the real power of the web.

2447
02:20:26,540 --> 02:20:27,840
In which I see lots of people doing it.

2448
02:20:27,960 --> 02:20:28,240
Anyhow.

2449
02:20:28,240 --> 02:20:28,960
We'll find out today.

2450
02:20:29,020 --> 02:20:30,640
We're looking at online activism.

2451
02:20:31,040 --> 02:20:32,600
This week at the internet cafe.

2452
02:20:33,960 --> 02:20:35,800
Now you can't get much more grassroots.

2453
02:20:35,940 --> 02:20:36,940
Than neighborhood activism.

2454
02:20:36,940 --> 02:20:38,460
Now both Doug and Priya.

2455
02:20:38,460 --> 02:20:39,440
You're actively involved.

2456
02:20:39,500 --> 02:20:40,720
In your resident associations.

2457
02:20:41,060 --> 02:20:42,240
Both located in Palo Alto.

2458
02:20:42,500 --> 02:20:43,640
But not necessarily related.

2459
02:20:44,200 --> 02:20:46,280
But you've both gotten your groups online.

2460
02:20:46,800 --> 02:20:47,520
Now tell me.

2461
02:20:47,580 --> 02:20:48,640
What was the reason?

2462
02:20:48,800 --> 02:20:50,120
I think fairly different reasons.

2463
02:20:50,120 --> 02:20:51,280
For both of you to get online.

2464
02:20:51,400 --> 02:20:51,560
Doug.

2465
02:20:51,640 --> 02:20:52,740
Why did you decide to do this?

2466
02:20:52,820 --> 02:20:54,600
A lot of us were computer scientists.

2467
02:20:54,600 --> 02:20:56,080
Or other related types.

2468
02:20:56,400 --> 02:20:58,100
And we just used email.

2469
02:20:58,100 --> 02:20:59,020
And then the web.

2470
02:20:59,180 --> 02:20:59,940
For our communication.

2471
02:21:00,140 --> 02:21:01,220
Our business life.

2472
02:21:01,280 --> 02:21:02,120
And our normal life.

2473
02:21:02,200 --> 02:21:03,280
So it was a logical choice.

2474
02:21:03,280 --> 02:21:04,660
And so we just carried it over.

2475
02:21:04,760 --> 02:21:05,820
Into our neighborhood activism.

2476
02:21:06,300 --> 02:21:06,880
How about you Priya?

2477
02:21:07,360 --> 02:21:09,020
Well our neighborhood kind of came together.

2478
02:21:09,180 --> 02:21:10,560
Around an issue last year.

2479
02:21:11,260 --> 02:21:12,260
Where they were knocking down.

2480
02:21:12,260 --> 02:21:12,960
Cool customers.

2481
02:21:13,260 --> 02:21:15,600
And we started coming together.

2482
02:21:15,600 --> 02:21:16,820
To try and stop the city.

2483
02:21:17,340 --> 02:21:18,380
Or get the city to stop.

2484
02:21:18,500 --> 02:21:19,360
Letting them do that.

2485
02:21:20,620 --> 02:21:21,020
Brilliant.

2486
02:21:21,540 --> 02:21:23,500
Little Planet Rock profile.

2487
02:21:23,700 --> 02:21:25,060
Side camera action here.

2488
02:21:25,140 --> 02:21:25,980
With the black and white.

2489
02:21:26,300 --> 02:21:27,880
Just gives it that kind of.

2490
02:21:27,880 --> 02:21:28,820
Gritty kind of.

2491
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:30,760
Edgier feel.

2492
02:21:33,980 --> 02:21:36,000
And one of the people that got involved.

2493
02:21:36,140 --> 02:21:37,760
Was an ISP provider.

2494
02:21:38,300 --> 02:21:38,820
And so he.

2495
02:21:40,140 --> 02:21:41,200
We just were talking.

2496
02:21:41,300 --> 02:21:42,620
And decided that this might be a good way.

2497
02:21:42,680 --> 02:21:43,720
To get out the information.

2498
02:21:43,720 --> 02:21:44,760
In a quick fashion.

2499
02:21:45,380 --> 02:21:45,840
To the neighborhood.

2500
02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:47,040
So now what are the ways.

2501
02:21:47,100 --> 02:21:47,840
That you're using.

2502
02:21:47,840 --> 02:21:48,400
The internet.

2503
02:21:48,400 --> 02:21:49,160
I mean what is.

2504
02:21:49,160 --> 02:21:50,340
What is the main focus.

2505
02:21:50,340 --> 02:21:51,080
Of your websites.

2506
02:21:51,720 --> 02:21:52,580
Our website.

2507
02:21:52,580 --> 02:21:54,200
Covers all our activities.

2508
02:21:54,200 --> 02:21:54,700
So it's.

2509
02:21:54,700 --> 02:21:55,840
Ability to contact.

2510
02:21:56,020 --> 02:21:56,820
Updating news.

2511
02:21:57,120 --> 02:21:58,220
I'm about to scoot off.

2512
02:21:58,220 --> 02:21:58,760
To a meeting.

2513
02:21:58,760 --> 02:21:59,200
In San.

2514
02:21:59,200 --> 02:21:59,860
Scoot off.

2515
02:22:00,040 --> 02:22:00,640
That was announced.

2516
02:22:00,640 --> 02:22:01,200
Just last.

2517
02:22:01,380 --> 02:22:02,400
Four days ago.

2518
02:22:02,400 --> 02:22:03,320
So I put it up.

2519
02:22:03,320 --> 02:22:03,860
On the website.

2520
02:22:03,860 --> 02:22:04,400
The announcement.

2521
02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:05,540
The background information.

2522
02:22:05,540 --> 02:22:06,500
And I put links.

2523
02:22:06,500 --> 02:22:07,200
To Yahoo map.

2524
02:22:07,200 --> 02:22:07,800
That were primed.

2525
02:22:07,800 --> 02:22:08,340
With the address.

2526
02:22:08,340 --> 02:22:09,200
So people could find.

2527
02:22:09,200 --> 02:22:09,480
Their way.

2528
02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:10,520
To this very obscure.

2529
02:22:10,820 --> 02:22:11,380
Location.

2530
02:22:11,380 --> 02:22:12,340
Now let me.

2531
02:22:12,340 --> 02:22:12,980
Let me ask you.

2532
02:22:12,980 --> 02:22:13,840
I think.

2533
02:22:13,840 --> 02:22:15,100
Somewhat in the bay area.

2534
02:22:15,100 --> 02:22:16,300
Especially Silicon Valley.

2535
02:22:16,300 --> 02:22:17,560
A lot of us assume.

2536
02:22:17,560 --> 02:22:18,500
That we're all online.

2537
02:22:18,500 --> 02:22:19,360
Do you find that.

2538
02:22:19,360 --> 02:22:20,580
For all of the residents.

2539
02:22:20,580 --> 02:22:22,080
Association members.

2540
02:22:22,080 --> 02:22:23,820
That they're all online.

2541
02:22:23,820 --> 02:22:25,080
Or do you have some issues.

2542
02:22:25,080 --> 02:22:25,520
With that.

2543
02:22:26,040 --> 02:22:26,380
Oh no.

2544
02:22:26,520 --> 02:22:27,380
We have a lot.

2545
02:22:27,460 --> 02:22:28,240
It's a great setup.

2546
02:22:29,180 --> 02:22:31,360
It's a perfect situation.

2547
02:22:31,860 --> 02:22:34,240
It's a 59752.

2548
02:22:34,240 --> 02:22:36,060
And we've got a 100 people.

2549
02:22:36,060 --> 02:22:37,000
On the mailing list.

2550
02:22:37,000 --> 02:22:39,600
And we've got a rate that hits the web.

2551
02:22:39,600 --> 02:22:45,400
So the web and the email are just an adjunct to all our other communication means.

2552
02:22:45,640 --> 02:22:45,980
Okay.

2553
02:22:46,360 --> 02:22:46,500
Yeah.

2554
02:22:46,500 --> 02:22:49,760
Our neighborhood is also about a third retired folk.

2555
02:22:50,020 --> 02:22:54,640
But I think that perhaps more of them are computer enabled than in your neighborhood.

2556
02:22:54,640 --> 02:23:02,200
But I would say that probably a third of our 800 households have some form of computer access.

2557
02:23:02,200 --> 02:23:03,640
Either at work or in their homes.

2558
02:23:03,640 --> 02:23:05,160
So now we're talking about activism.

2559
02:23:05,160 --> 02:23:09,780
So how has going online enabled you to change the way you were doing things?

2560
02:23:09,780 --> 02:23:10,780
For example with your group.

2561
02:23:10,780 --> 02:23:13,100
You came together a year ago over a big issue.

2562
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:18,440
Well we find that a lot of people are finding out about things a lot faster.

2563
02:23:19,540 --> 02:23:22,440
A similar example to Doug's thing with the water board.

2564
02:23:22,960 --> 02:23:24,700
We had a house that was being demolished.

2565
02:23:24,720 --> 02:23:25,800
I don't know what they're on about.

2566
02:23:25,900 --> 02:23:26,680
Are they activists?

2567
02:23:27,900 --> 02:23:32,340
I mean I know this is called online activism as the title.

2568
02:23:32,340 --> 02:23:33,880
But I checked out.

2569
02:23:34,260 --> 02:23:39,580
Because I was so entranced by the picture of the close up of your man.

2570
02:23:39,860 --> 02:23:41,600
And there was the hair in the glasses.

2571
02:23:41,820 --> 02:23:43,340
And it was...

2572
02:23:43,340 --> 02:23:45,780
Distracting me from what they were actually saying.

2573
02:23:47,240 --> 02:23:48,920
A residence association.

2574
02:23:49,460 --> 02:23:52,500
This is a 1998 episode there.

2575
02:23:55,680 --> 02:23:57,180
And I put it up on the web.

2576
02:23:57,260 --> 02:24:00,660
And sent out email to the hundred or so folks that I have on my list.

2577
02:24:01,180 --> 02:24:02,960
And within less than a week's notice.

2578
02:24:03,100 --> 02:24:05,120
We had 50 people turn out to walk through the house.

2579
02:24:05,500 --> 02:24:06,820
So you're really getting people mobilized.

2580
02:24:06,900 --> 02:24:07,560
Now let me ask you.

2581
02:24:07,620 --> 02:24:08,480
You're both in Palo Alto.

2582
02:24:08,640 --> 02:24:09,720
You've got different associations.

2583
02:24:10,420 --> 02:24:13,220
Do you guys collaborate on issues that are related to the city overall?

2584
02:24:13,220 --> 02:24:15,580
Is there an opportunity for collaboration do you think?

2585
02:24:15,900 --> 02:24:19,240
There's a fair amount of collaboration on issues that span the neighborhood.

2586
02:24:19,480 --> 02:24:21,580
So the so-called monster house thing.

2587
02:24:21,680 --> 02:24:23,220
There are inter-neighborhood meetings.

2588
02:24:23,500 --> 02:24:25,960
The notes from the meetings are posted on websites.

2589
02:24:26,640 --> 02:24:28,640
And there's email around on those.

2590
02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:34,440
Yeah, I think that's one of the main issues that has involved a lot of people from different neighborhoods.

2591
02:24:35,440 --> 02:24:36,040
Alright, lads.

2592
02:24:43,040 --> 02:24:46,340
For some people, political activism means simply voting.

2593
02:24:46,560 --> 02:24:47,180
Well, that's okay.

2594
02:24:47,260 --> 02:24:51,700
If the limit of your political activity is casting your ballot, there's a good website for you too.

2595
02:24:51,780 --> 02:24:53,800
It's called smartvoter.org.

2596
02:24:53,860 --> 02:24:55,500
And I get this is all your idea.

2597
02:24:55,640 --> 02:24:58,520
Or did it come from the League of Women Voters initially, Trudeau?

2598
02:24:58,940 --> 02:24:59,780
Actually, it was a...

2599
02:24:59,780 --> 02:25:00,580
What a link.

2600
02:25:01,980 --> 02:25:04,100
It was so powerful from the off.

2601
02:25:07,820 --> 02:25:09,820
For some people, political...

2602
02:25:09,820 --> 02:25:10,820
For some people...

2603
02:25:11,380 --> 02:25:13,500
Really having to project it.

2604
02:25:14,340 --> 02:25:14,820
It's like the...

2605
02:25:15,480 --> 02:25:18,220
You don't tend to think about the hip-hop community.

2606
02:25:18,880 --> 02:25:22,240
It's like it's got that kind of level of enthusiasm.

2607
02:25:26,240 --> 02:25:29,800
For some people, political activism means simply voting.

2608
02:25:29,980 --> 02:25:30,600
Well, that's okay.

2609
02:25:30,700 --> 02:25:35,120
If the limit of your political activity is casting your ballot, there's a good website for you too.

2610
02:25:35,200 --> 02:25:37,200
It's called smartvoter.org.

2611
02:25:37,260 --> 02:25:38,920
And I get this is all your idea.

2612
02:25:39,080 --> 02:25:39,360
Or a good website of voting.

2613
02:25:39,360 --> 02:25:41,240
And the cut from CCTV image...

2614
02:25:41,880 --> 02:25:42,420
Well, that's okay.

2615
02:25:42,860 --> 02:25:44,320
...to camera head on.

2616
02:25:45,640 --> 02:25:47,220
He was looking straight down as well.

2617
02:25:47,360 --> 02:25:49,500
It was clear communication.

2618
02:25:50,960 --> 02:25:51,740
Go to the...

2619
02:25:51,740 --> 02:25:52,420
There we go, look.

2620
02:25:52,740 --> 02:25:53,480
That cut there.

2621
02:25:53,640 --> 02:25:54,600
Straight into it.

2622
02:25:54,600 --> 02:25:56,040
There's no deviation, you know.

2623
02:25:56,040 --> 02:25:57,600
Exactly who he's talking to.

2624
02:25:57,720 --> 02:25:59,220
You, the audience at home.

2625
02:26:00,200 --> 02:26:00,560
And then...

2626
02:26:00,560 --> 02:26:00,780
Casting your ballot.

2627
02:26:00,900 --> 02:26:02,100
There's a good website for you too.

2628
02:26:02,100 --> 02:26:03,120
Eases onto the couch.

2629
02:26:03,360 --> 02:26:04,380
Smartvoter.org.

2630
02:26:04,480 --> 02:26:04,760
And I get...

2631
02:26:04,760 --> 02:26:06,040
Into a very relaxed...

2632
02:26:07,580 --> 02:26:09,380
And natural link-in.

2633
02:26:11,600 --> 02:26:11,920
...idea.

2634
02:26:12,040 --> 02:26:14,880
Or did it come from the League of Women Voters initially, Tudell?

2635
02:26:15,320 --> 02:26:17,200
Actually, it was the Coalition, Stuart.

2636
02:26:17,420 --> 02:26:19,500
It's a group of non-profits.

2637
02:26:19,820 --> 02:26:21,260
Doesn't even waste a blink.

2638
02:26:23,440 --> 02:26:24,900
There's notice there.

2639
02:26:25,520 --> 02:26:26,540
No blink spent.

2640
02:26:27,480 --> 02:26:27,940
There's...

2641
02:26:27,940 --> 02:26:30,040
There's gonna be no barrier between...

2642
02:26:30,040 --> 02:26:30,980
Us...

2643
02:26:30,980 --> 02:26:32,240
And the message.

2644
02:26:32,900 --> 02:26:34,520
And Stu will use the medium...

2645
02:26:35,440 --> 02:26:36,840
To channel his message.

2646
02:26:37,040 --> 02:26:38,100
And he does it so well.

2647
02:26:38,780 --> 02:26:39,700
And so true.

2648
02:26:47,080 --> 02:26:47,600
Yeah.

2649
02:26:47,740 --> 02:26:48,520
Frame by frame.

2650
02:26:48,640 --> 02:26:49,420
And not one blink.

2651
02:26:50,540 --> 02:26:51,020
Insane.

2652
02:26:53,600 --> 02:26:55,020
Pure fucking stew magic.

2653
02:26:55,880 --> 02:26:57,780
And the smile to wrap it up as well.

2654
02:26:58,300 --> 02:26:59,060
The charisma too.

2655
02:26:59,060 --> 02:26:59,380
Right.

2656
02:26:59,520 --> 02:27:01,060
Or did it come from the League of Women...

2657
02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:03,440
But the pensive question...

2658
02:27:03,440 --> 02:27:04,640
The interest.

2659
02:27:04,840 --> 02:27:07,020
The ability to listen to the interviewee...

2660
02:27:07,560 --> 02:27:08,060
voters...

2661
02:27:08,060 --> 02:27:09,140
And empathize with them.

2662
02:27:09,140 --> 02:27:10,340
He's got that as well.

2663
02:27:10,480 --> 02:27:10,940
Actually...

2664
02:27:10,940 --> 02:27:13,560
He will hustle and harry them then if they're in a pen.

2665
02:27:13,840 --> 02:27:14,940
Or if they're in a cul-de-sac.

2666
02:27:15,060 --> 02:27:15,840
It was the Coalition.

2667
02:27:16,020 --> 02:27:17,080
It's like watching a shepherd...

2668
02:27:17,740 --> 02:27:20,660
Hurt a stray sheep back to the flock.

2669
02:27:21,360 --> 02:27:21,820
Stuart.

2670
02:27:21,980 --> 02:27:24,080
It's a group of non-profits...

2671
02:27:24,080 --> 02:27:26,080
The government and the media...

2672
02:27:26,080 --> 02:27:26,780
That have put together...

2673
02:27:26,780 --> 02:27:27,580
A master of his craft.

2674
02:27:28,000 --> 02:27:28,200
All right.

2675
02:27:28,200 --> 02:27:28,940
Now what's the idea?

2676
02:27:29,020 --> 02:27:31,080
What can I get from smartvoter.org?

2677
02:27:31,700 --> 02:27:33,580
Well there have been many websites...

2678
02:27:33,580 --> 02:27:35,120
Where there are candidates listed...

2679
02:27:35,120 --> 02:27:36,480
Or races listed...

2680
02:27:36,480 --> 02:27:37,240
But Smart Voter...

2681
02:27:37,240 --> 02:27:37,880
Right.

2682
02:27:38,520 --> 02:27:39,760
There have been many websites.

2683
02:27:40,040 --> 02:27:40,260
All right.

2684
02:27:40,300 --> 02:27:41,000
Now what's the idea?

2685
02:27:41,080 --> 02:27:43,160
What can I get from smartvoter.org?

2686
02:27:43,700 --> 02:27:45,540
Well there have been many websites...

2687
02:27:45,540 --> 02:27:46,760
Where there are candidates listed...

2688
02:27:46,760 --> 02:27:47,060
Right.

2689
02:27:47,060 --> 02:27:48,520
Or races listed...

2690
02:27:48,520 --> 02:27:50,080
But Smart Voter is different...

2691
02:27:50,080 --> 02:27:52,480
In that the voter can go in...

2692
02:27:52,480 --> 02:27:53,780
Put in their address...

2693
02:27:53,780 --> 02:27:55,340
Put in their zip code...

2694
02:27:55,340 --> 02:27:57,380
And a ballot will be pulled up...

2695
02:27:57,380 --> 02:27:58,760
Specific to their location.

2696
02:27:59,320 --> 02:28:00,480
So not only will they see...

2697
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:02,000
Their representative or senator...

2698
02:28:02,000 --> 02:28:03,300
That they can vote for...

2699
02:28:03,300 --> 02:28:04,480
But it will go all the way down...

2700
02:28:04,480 --> 02:28:05,440
To the local level...

2701
02:28:05,440 --> 02:28:07,300
It might be their waterboard candidate...

2702
02:28:07,960 --> 02:28:08,220
Yeah.

2703
02:28:08,220 --> 02:28:09,320
I went on and checked mine.

2704
02:28:09,420 --> 02:28:10,200
I thought it was very cool.

2705
02:28:10,260 --> 02:28:11,040
I put in my address...

2706
02:28:11,040 --> 02:28:11,620
And zip code...

2707
02:28:11,620 --> 02:28:12,680
And it gave me all the people...

2708
02:28:12,680 --> 02:28:13,380
I could vote for...

2709
02:28:13,380 --> 02:28:15,220
And told me where the voting place was...

2710
02:28:15,220 --> 02:28:16,640
Which is a big service right there.

2711
02:28:17,000 --> 02:28:18,020
So I thought that was very effective.

2712
02:28:18,300 --> 02:28:19,740
Now do you deal with candidates only?

2713
02:28:19,820 --> 02:28:20,580
Or here in California...

2714
02:28:20,580 --> 02:28:21,960
Of course you have lots of propositions...

2715
02:28:21,960 --> 02:28:22,980
And referendums and so on.

2716
02:28:23,220 --> 02:28:23,860
Do you deal with that?

2717
02:28:24,240 --> 02:28:24,820
Yes we do.

2718
02:28:24,880 --> 02:28:25,960
We put on the measures...

2719
02:28:25,960 --> 02:28:27,080
And the propositions...

2720
02:28:27,080 --> 02:28:28,420
The local bond issues...

2721
02:28:28,420 --> 02:28:29,500
For instance in a school district...

2722
02:28:29,500 --> 02:28:30,860
Years ago...

2723
02:28:30,860 --> 02:28:31,760
We have the pros...

2724
02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:32,900
And the cons...

2725
02:28:32,900 --> 02:28:34,080
The registrar of voters...

2726
02:28:34,080 --> 02:28:35,560
You are very much there...

2727
02:28:35,560 --> 02:28:36,740
Tupo for the tip...

2728
02:28:36,740 --> 02:28:38,380
How would you spend a day with Stu...

2729
02:28:38,380 --> 02:28:38,940
If you could...

2730
02:28:38,940 --> 02:28:40,340
All the information on your site...

2731
02:28:40,340 --> 02:28:40,660
From the candidates...

2732
02:28:40,660 --> 02:28:42,400
Just want to go down to Cybersmith...

2733
02:28:42,400 --> 02:28:43,020
And hang out...

2734
02:28:43,020 --> 02:28:44,780
And look at that movement...

2735
02:28:44,780 --> 02:28:45,720
With the hands there...

2736
02:28:45,720 --> 02:28:47,520
I'd want to just hang out in Cybersmith...

2737
02:28:47,520 --> 02:28:49,400
I'd be happy just being...

2738
02:28:49,400 --> 02:28:50,660
A background dweller...

2739
02:28:50,660 --> 02:28:52,140
While he was doing his business...

2740
02:28:52,140 --> 02:28:54,500
And that way I would be able to be on set...

2741
02:28:54,500 --> 02:28:57,840
And monitor and hear what he was saying...

2742
02:28:57,840 --> 02:28:58,960
But not be too...

2743
02:28:58,960 --> 02:28:59,220
You know...

2744
02:28:59,220 --> 02:29:00,900
Putting him off or anything like that...

2745
02:29:00,900 --> 02:29:01,380
He's...

2746
02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:03,440
He's doing his job there...

2747
02:29:03,440 --> 02:29:04,300
Professionalism...

2748
02:29:04,300 --> 02:29:06,080
At the core of his duty...

2749
02:29:06,080 --> 02:29:07,960
So to be this guy in the background...

2750
02:29:07,960 --> 02:29:09,700
Looking at a piece of software...

2751
02:29:09,700 --> 02:29:10,120
Or...

2752
02:29:10,120 --> 02:29:12,780
Someone else just passing by...

2753
02:29:12,780 --> 02:29:13,220
I don't know...

2754
02:29:13,220 --> 02:29:14,020
Maybe in the background...

2755
02:29:14,020 --> 02:29:15,580
Getting coffee like that...

2756
02:29:15,580 --> 02:29:18,580
That would have been enough for me...

2757
02:29:18,580 --> 02:29:19,900
And sometimes...

2758
02:29:19,900 --> 02:29:21,580
You don't really want to...

2759
02:29:21,580 --> 02:29:23,820
Not that I wouldn't think...

2760
02:29:23,820 --> 02:29:25,500
He'd be a good guy...

2761
02:29:25,500 --> 02:29:26,120
But I just...

2762
02:29:26,120 --> 02:29:27,260
There's a...

2763
02:29:27,260 --> 02:29:28,580
I wouldn't want anything to shatter...

2764
02:29:28,580 --> 02:29:29,580
The myth...

2765
02:29:31,580 --> 02:29:32,580
Of Stu...

2766
02:29:33,580 --> 02:29:34,580
If you know what I mean...

2767
02:29:34,580 --> 02:29:39,580
I need to unmute it there...

2768
02:29:39,580 --> 02:29:40,580
And...

2769
02:29:40,580 --> 02:29:41,580
He's...

2770
02:29:41,580 --> 02:29:42,580
He's...

2771
02:29:42,580 --> 02:29:43,580
He's...

2772
02:29:43,580 --> 02:29:45,580
So your site is really geared toward election day...

2773
02:29:45,580 --> 02:29:46,080
Right?

2774
02:29:46,080 --> 02:29:46,580
I mean...

2775
02:29:46,580 --> 02:29:47,580
To become an intelligent voter...

2776
02:29:47,580 --> 02:29:48,580
Right before an election...

2777
02:29:48,580 --> 02:29:49,580
Yes it is...

2778
02:29:49,580 --> 02:29:49,580
What...

2779
02:29:49,580 --> 02:29:50,080
I mean...

2780
02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:51,580
We're just post-election period...

2781
02:29:51,580 --> 02:29:51,580
Right now...

2782
02:29:51,580 --> 02:29:52,580
For example...

2783
02:29:52,580 --> 02:29:53,580
What would go on there now...

2784
02:29:53,580 --> 02:29:54,580
You just sort of...

2785
02:29:54,580 --> 02:29:55,580
Wait till the next election starts coming...

2786
02:29:55,580 --> 02:29:56,580
We'll keep our site up...

2787
02:29:56,580 --> 02:29:58,580
So people can take a look at it...

2788
02:29:58,580 --> 02:29:59,580
See how it works...

2789
02:29:59,580 --> 02:30:00,580
See the different...

2790
02:30:00,580 --> 02:30:01,580
Things that are on there...

2791
02:30:01,580 --> 02:30:02,580
And available for them...

2792
02:30:02,580 --> 02:30:04,580
We not only have information...

2793
02:30:04,580 --> 02:30:05,580
On the candidates...

2794
02:30:05,580 --> 02:30:06,580
And the measures...

2795
02:30:06,580 --> 02:30:07,580
And the local races...

2796
02:30:07,580 --> 02:30:09,580
But we also do links...

2797
02:30:09,580 --> 02:30:10,580
To the media...

2798
02:30:10,580 --> 02:30:11,580
That are our partners...

2799
02:30:11,580 --> 02:30:13,580
And you'll see...

2800
02:30:13,580 --> 02:30:14,580
News...

2801
02:30:14,580 --> 02:30:14,580
And analysis...

2802
02:30:14,580 --> 02:30:15,580
Okay...

2803
02:30:15,580 --> 02:30:16,580
So I could link to a news story...

2804
02:30:16,580 --> 02:30:17,580
About an election...

2805
02:30:17,580 --> 02:30:18,580
Or a particular issue...

2806
02:30:18,580 --> 02:30:19,580
And it could be in your local newspaper...

2807
02:30:19,580 --> 02:30:20,580
Also...

2808
02:30:20,580 --> 02:30:21,580
But you will have the link to it for you...

2809
02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:22,580
Now this is sort of...

2810
02:30:22,580 --> 02:30:23,580
Experimental right now...

2811
02:30:23,580 --> 02:30:24,580
You're only available...

2812
02:30:24,580 --> 02:30:25,580
In a couple of counties...

2813
02:30:25,580 --> 02:30:25,580
In California...

2814
02:30:25,580 --> 02:30:26,580
As I understand it...

2815
02:30:26,580 --> 02:30:27,580
That's right...

2816
02:30:27,580 --> 02:30:28,580
San Mateo...

2817
02:30:28,580 --> 02:30:29,580
In Clara County...

2818
02:30:29,580 --> 02:30:31,580
And how do you expand beyond that?

2819
02:30:31,580 --> 02:30:32,580
Well...

2820
02:30:32,580 --> 02:30:33,580
The League of Women Voters...

2821
02:30:33,580 --> 02:30:34,580
Will be taking it nationwide...

2822
02:30:34,580 --> 02:30:35,580
Great job...

2823
02:30:35,580 --> 02:30:36,580
Incrementally of course...

2824
02:30:36,580 --> 02:30:37,580
Right now it is a pilot project...

2825
02:30:37,580 --> 02:30:38,580
But we do plan to go out...

2826
02:30:38,580 --> 02:30:39,580
Very edgy stuff...

2827
02:30:39,580 --> 02:30:40,580
So would you think...

2828
02:30:40,580 --> 02:30:41,580
By 2000...

2829
02:30:41,580 --> 02:30:42,580
This could be something...

2830
02:30:42,580 --> 02:30:43,580
That's available all over the country?

2831
02:30:43,580 --> 02:30:44,580
I'd love that...

2832
02:30:44,580 --> 02:30:45,580
Yeah...

2833
02:30:45,580 --> 02:30:46,580
How important...

2834
02:30:46,580 --> 02:30:47,580
Yeah...

2835
02:30:47,580 --> 02:30:48,580
Do you think the web...

2836
02:30:48,580 --> 02:30:49,580
Is to the political process?

2837
02:30:49,580 --> 02:30:50,580
I'd love that...

2838
02:30:50,580 --> 02:30:51,580
Yeah...

2839
02:30:51,580 --> 02:30:52,580
How important...

2840
02:30:52,580 --> 02:30:53,580
Do you think the web...

2841
02:30:53,580 --> 02:30:54,580
Is to the political process?

2842
02:30:54,580 --> 02:30:55,580
I'd love that...

2843
02:30:55,580 --> 02:30:56,580
Yeah...

2844
02:30:56,580 --> 02:30:57,580
How important...

2845
02:30:57,580 --> 02:30:58,580
Do you think the web...

2846
02:30:58,580 --> 02:30:59,580
Is to the political process?

2847
02:30:59,580 --> 02:31:00,580
I mean...

2848
02:31:00,580 --> 02:31:01,580
We hear all the leveling...

2849
02:31:01,580 --> 02:31:02,580
Of the playing field...

2850
02:31:02,580 --> 02:31:03,580
And empowerment...

2851
02:31:03,580 --> 02:31:04,580
And so on...

2852
02:31:04,580 --> 02:31:05,580
Is this a really significant part...

2853
02:31:05,580 --> 02:31:06,580
Of making people smarter...

2854
02:31:06,580 --> 02:31:07,580
Voters...

2855
02:31:07,580 --> 02:31:08,580
Making the political process work better?

2856
02:31:08,580 --> 02:31:09,580
Is this a good thing...

2857
02:31:09,580 --> 02:31:10,580
For kids to be playing...

2858
02:31:10,580 --> 02:31:11,580
Or is there a bad side to it?

2859
02:31:11,580 --> 02:31:12,580
I think it is...

2860
02:31:12,580 --> 02:31:13,580
It brings a lot of information...

2861
02:31:13,580 --> 02:31:14,580
On local issues...

2862
02:31:14,580 --> 02:31:15,580
For instance...

2863
02:31:15,580 --> 02:31:16,580
Voters often complain...

2864
02:31:16,580 --> 02:31:17,580
On local candidates...

2865
02:31:17,580 --> 02:31:18,580
Yeah...

2866
02:31:18,580 --> 02:31:19,580
And now it's available...

2867
02:31:19,580 --> 02:31:20,580
For them on the website...

2868
02:31:20,580 --> 02:31:21,580
And it's not...

2869
02:31:21,580 --> 02:31:23,580
The playing field...

2870
02:31:23,580 --> 02:31:24,580
Is leveled in the sense...

2871
02:31:24,580 --> 02:31:25,580
That the information...

2872
02:31:25,580 --> 02:31:26,580
Is presented the same...

2873
02:31:26,580 --> 02:31:27,580
You see the biography...

2874
02:31:27,580 --> 02:31:28,580
Of the candidate...

2875
02:31:28,580 --> 02:31:29,580
You see the three top priorities...

2876
02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:30,580
Yeah...

2877
02:31:30,580 --> 02:31:32,580
And if you want to go further...

2878
02:31:32,580 --> 02:31:34,580
You can go into their political philosophy...

2879
02:31:34,580 --> 02:31:35,580
But it...

2880
02:31:35,580 --> 02:31:36,580
Looks the same...

2881
02:31:36,580 --> 02:31:37,580
When you look at it...

2882
02:31:37,580 --> 02:31:38,580
You think we'll get to the point...

2883
02:31:38,580 --> 02:31:39,580
Where we can vote on the web...

2884
02:31:39,580 --> 02:31:40,580
And really...

2885
02:31:40,580 --> 02:31:41,580
Make life a lot simpler...

2886
02:31:41,580 --> 02:31:42,580
For all of us...

2887
02:31:42,580 --> 02:31:43,580
That would be nice...

2888
02:31:43,580 --> 02:31:44,580
For all of us...

2889
02:31:44,580 --> 02:31:45,580
It would...

2890
02:31:45,580 --> 02:31:46,580
That way...

2891
02:31:46,580 --> 02:31:47,580
No we don't...

2892
02:31:47,580 --> 02:31:48,580
No...

2893
02:31:48,580 --> 02:31:49,580
I would think...

2894
02:31:49,580 --> 02:31:50,580
Using the web...

2895
02:31:50,580 --> 02:31:51,580
You're probably talking to...

2896
02:31:51,580 --> 02:31:52,580
Generally younger voters...

2897
02:31:52,580 --> 02:31:53,580
Is that true?

2898
02:31:53,580 --> 02:31:54,580
I can't tell...

2899
02:31:54,580 --> 02:31:55,580
From the data that comes in...

2900
02:31:55,580 --> 02:31:56,580
No...

2901
02:31:56,580 --> 02:31:57,580
Do you have any evidence...

2902
02:31:57,580 --> 02:31:58,580
That anything changes right now...

2903
02:31:58,580 --> 02:31:59,580
Because of what people do...

2904
02:31:59,580 --> 02:32:00,580
Or how many people...

2905
02:32:00,580 --> 02:32:01,580
Actually use your site...

2906
02:32:01,580 --> 02:32:02,580
Very much sky buying...

2907
02:32:02,580 --> 02:32:03,580
Evidence of what changes...

2908
02:32:03,580 --> 02:32:05,580
From people using our site...

2909
02:32:05,580 --> 02:32:06,580
It's hard to tell...

2910
02:32:06,580 --> 02:32:07,580
They're voting...

2911
02:32:07,580 --> 02:32:08,580
But we certainly do...

2912
02:32:08,580 --> 02:32:09,580
It's a great head situation...

2913
02:32:09,580 --> 02:32:11,580
Especially the day before the election...

2914
02:32:11,580 --> 02:32:12,580
And the day of the election...

2915
02:32:12,580 --> 02:32:13,580
The hanging...

2916
02:32:13,580 --> 02:32:14,580
Of the bob...

2917
02:32:14,580 --> 02:32:16,580
Heavy to the side...

2918
02:32:16,580 --> 02:32:17,580
And then zero bob on the left...

2919
02:32:17,580 --> 02:32:18,580
I think we are...

2920
02:32:18,580 --> 02:32:19,580
Thanks a lot...

2921
02:32:19,580 --> 02:32:21,580
And this is a lovely outro as well...

2922
02:32:21,580 --> 02:32:22,580
With the nod...

2923
02:32:22,580 --> 02:32:23,580
The wink...

2924
02:32:23,580 --> 02:32:24,580
And the thanks a lot...

2925
02:32:24,580 --> 02:32:25,580
Right at the end of the sentence...

2926
02:32:25,580 --> 02:32:26,580
Go from steady steady steady...

2927
02:32:26,580 --> 02:32:27,580
To loop loop loop...

2928
02:32:27,580 --> 02:32:28,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2929
02:32:28,580 --> 02:32:29,580
Smarter voters...

2930
02:32:29,580 --> 02:32:30,580
I think that we are...

2931
02:32:30,580 --> 02:32:31,580
Thanks a lot...

2932
02:32:31,580 --> 02:32:32,580
I think that we are...

2933
02:32:32,580 --> 02:32:33,580
You're welcome Stuart...

2934
02:32:33,580 --> 02:32:34,580
Vegan action is after you...

2935
02:32:34,580 --> 02:32:35,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2936
02:32:35,580 --> 02:32:36,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2937
02:32:36,580 --> 02:32:37,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2938
02:32:37,580 --> 02:32:38,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2939
02:32:38,580 --> 02:32:38,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2940
02:32:38,580 --> 02:32:39,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2941
02:32:39,580 --> 02:32:40,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2942
02:32:40,580 --> 02:32:41,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2943
02:32:41,580 --> 02:32:42,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2944
02:32:42,580 --> 02:32:43,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2945
02:32:43,580 --> 02:32:44,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2946
02:32:44,580 --> 02:32:45,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2947
02:32:45,580 --> 02:32:46,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2948
02:32:46,580 --> 02:32:47,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2949
02:32:47,580 --> 02:32:48,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2950
02:32:48,580 --> 02:32:49,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2951
02:32:49,580 --> 02:32:50,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2952
02:32:50,580 --> 02:32:51,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2953
02:32:51,580 --> 02:32:52,580
He parries her goodbye...

2954
02:32:52,580 --> 02:32:53,580
With an additional goodbye...

2955
02:32:53,580 --> 02:32:54,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2956
02:32:54,580 --> 02:32:55,580
I'm sure you are getting...

2957
02:32:55,580 --> 02:32:58,580
Shahid you have a great site...

2958
02:32:58,580 --> 02:32:59,580
The Amala site...

2959
02:32:59,580 --> 02:33:00,580
Let me see if I can get...

2960
02:33:00,580 --> 02:33:01,580
This acronym right...

2961
02:33:01,580 --> 02:33:02,580
American Muslims Intent...

2962
02:33:02,580 --> 02:33:04,580
On Learning and Activism...

2963
02:33:04,580 --> 02:33:05,580
That's correct...

2964
02:33:05,580 --> 02:33:06,580
Okay great...

2965
02:33:06,580 --> 02:33:07,580
Now this...

2966
02:33:07,580 --> 02:33:08,580
Free 9/11 segment...

2967
02:33:08,580 --> 02:33:09,580
It looks like a great...

2968
02:33:09,580 --> 02:33:10,580
It looks like a great...

2969
02:33:10,580 --> 02:33:11,580
I want to sort of ask...

2970
02:33:11,580 --> 02:33:12,580
The tough question first...

2971
02:33:12,580 --> 02:33:13,580
Which is I know that...

2972
02:33:13,580 --> 02:33:14,580
There's been a lot of...

2973
02:33:14,580 --> 02:33:15,580
Prejudice...

2974
02:33:15,580 --> 02:33:16,580
That would have happened...

2975
02:33:16,580 --> 02:33:18,580
Like 10 years after the event...

2976
02:33:18,580 --> 02:33:19,580
American...

2977
02:33:19,580 --> 02:33:20,580
You have a great site...

2978
02:33:20,580 --> 02:33:21,580
The Amala...

2979
02:33:21,580 --> 02:33:22,580
Activism...

2980
02:33:22,580 --> 02:33:23,580
That's correct...

2981
02:33:23,580 --> 02:33:24,580
Especially...

2982
02:33:24,580 --> 02:33:25,580
You have to fight some of that...

2983
02:33:25,580 --> 02:33:26,580
Oh definitely...

2984
02:33:26,580 --> 02:33:27,580
Actually that is one of the...

2985
02:33:27,580 --> 02:33:28,580
Unintended consequences of the site...

2986
02:33:28,580 --> 02:33:29,580
It really originally started out...

2987
02:33:29,580 --> 02:33:30,580
As an informational network...

2988
02:33:30,580 --> 02:33:31,580
Uh huh...

2989
02:33:31,580 --> 02:33:32,580
For our members...

2990
02:33:32,580 --> 02:33:33,580
Right...

2991
02:33:33,580 --> 02:33:34,580
But has since become...

2992
02:33:34,580 --> 02:33:35,580
A way to...

2993
02:33:35,580 --> 02:33:36,580
Let the American community...

2994
02:33:36,580 --> 02:33:37,580
As a whole know about...

2995
02:33:37,580 --> 02:33:38,580
Who we are...

2996
02:33:38,580 --> 02:33:39,580
Thank you very much vinegar...

2997
02:33:39,580 --> 02:33:40,580
And that we are not a threat...

2998
02:33:40,580 --> 02:33:41,580
We have something to contribute...

2999
02:33:41,580 --> 02:33:42,580
The TP...

3000
02:33:42,580 --> 02:33:43,580
We want to help make the society...

3001
02:33:43,580 --> 02:33:44,580
A better one...

3002
02:33:44,580 --> 02:33:45,580
And we are part of the American Mosaic...

3003
02:33:45,580 --> 02:33:46,580
Right...

3004
02:33:46,580 --> 02:33:47,580
Now that's interesting...

3005
02:33:47,580 --> 02:33:48,580
So it...

3006
02:33:48,580 --> 02:33:49,580
Originally...

3007
02:33:49,580 --> 02:33:50,580
Your idea was...

3008
02:33:50,580 --> 02:33:51,580
This was a way to band your...

3009
02:33:51,580 --> 02:33:52,580
Group together...

3010
02:33:52,580 --> 02:33:53,580
And meet new people...

3011
02:33:53,580 --> 02:33:54,580
So how has it been successful...

3012
02:33:54,580 --> 02:33:55,580
In that...

3013
02:33:55,580 --> 02:33:56,580
Well it's...

3014
02:33:56,580 --> 02:33:57,580
It's kind of taken on a life of its own...

3015
02:33:57,580 --> 02:33:58,580
Because in addition to being...

3016
02:33:58,580 --> 02:33:59,580
The outlet for information...

3017
02:33:59,580 --> 02:34:00,580
For the...

3018
02:34:00,580 --> 02:34:01,580
Non-Muslim community around us...

3019
02:34:01,580 --> 02:34:02,580
Right...

3020
02:34:02,580 --> 02:34:03,580
It's really helped to tie together...

3021
02:34:03,580 --> 02:34:04,580
The very diverse...

3022
02:34:04,580 --> 02:34:05,580
And...

3023
02:34:05,580 --> 02:34:06,580
And...

3024
02:34:06,580 --> 02:34:07,580
Fragmented...

3025
02:34:07,580 --> 02:34:08,580
Muslim community in the Bay Area...

3026
02:34:08,580 --> 02:34:09,580
And help them give the sense of...

3027
02:34:09,580 --> 02:34:10,580
Given them a sense of identity...

3028
02:34:10,580 --> 02:34:11,580
Right...

3029
02:34:11,580 --> 02:34:12,580
And...

3030
02:34:12,580 --> 02:34:14,580
Unite them for common projects...

3031
02:34:14,580 --> 02:34:15,580
For common ideals...

3032
02:34:15,580 --> 02:34:16,580
And...

3033
02:34:16,580 --> 02:34:17,580
And...

3034
02:34:17,580 --> 02:34:18,580
We've actually gotten...

3035
02:34:18,580 --> 02:34:19,580
A vast majority of our membership...

3036
02:34:19,580 --> 02:34:20,580
In the last year...

3037
02:34:20,580 --> 02:34:21,580
From the...

3038
02:34:21,580 --> 02:34:22,580
From this webpage...

3039
02:34:22,580 --> 02:34:23,580
So...

3040
02:34:23,580 --> 02:34:24,580
Actually...

3041
02:34:24,580 --> 02:34:25,580
Your organization here...

3042
02:34:25,580 --> 02:34:26,580
Started...

3043
02:34:26,580 --> 02:34:27,580
Long before the website...

3044
02:34:27,580 --> 02:34:28,580
Long before the website...

3045
02:34:28,580 --> 02:34:29,580
Right...

3046
02:34:29,580 --> 02:34:30,580
But it's...

3047
02:34:30,580 --> 02:34:31,580
That's...

3048
02:34:31,580 --> 02:34:32,580
We've really been able to...

3049
02:34:32,580 --> 02:34:33,580
Increase our membership...

3050
02:34:33,580 --> 02:34:34,580
To start doing...

3051
02:34:34,580 --> 02:34:36,580
Who are they recruiting?

3052
02:34:36,580 --> 02:34:37,580
With this...

3053
02:34:37,580 --> 02:34:39,580
What's this website about?

3054
02:34:39,580 --> 02:34:40,580
I didn't really get the head...

3055
02:34:40,580 --> 02:34:42,580
Or tail of the...

3056
02:34:42,580 --> 02:34:44,580
He said it was something...

3057
02:34:44,580 --> 02:34:46,580
For the non-Muslim community as well...

3058
02:34:46,580 --> 02:34:47,580
About Muslims...

3059
02:34:50,580 --> 02:34:51,580
I just...

3060
02:34:51,580 --> 02:34:51,580
Sorry...

3061
02:34:51,580 --> 02:34:52,580
I just need to see that intro...

3062
02:34:52,580 --> 02:34:53,580
Because...

3063
02:34:56,580 --> 02:34:57,580
Shahed...

3064
02:34:57,580 --> 02:34:58,580
You have a...

3065
02:34:58,580 --> 02:34:59,580
Great site...

3066
02:34:59,580 --> 02:34:59,580
The...

3067
02:34:59,580 --> 02:34:59,580
Thank you...

3068
02:34:59,580 --> 02:35:00,580
The Amala site...

3069
02:35:00,580 --> 02:35:01,580
Let me see if I can get this acronym right...

3070
02:35:01,580 --> 02:35:04,580
American Muslims Intent on Learning and Activism...

3071
02:35:04,580 --> 02:35:05,580
That's correct...

3072
02:35:05,580 --> 02:35:06,580
Okay...

3073
02:35:06,580 --> 02:35:07,580
Great...

3074
02:35:07,580 --> 02:35:07,580
Now...

3075
02:35:07,580 --> 02:35:08,580
This...

3076
02:35:08,580 --> 02:35:09,580
This to me looks like a great site...

3077
02:35:09,580 --> 02:35:10,580
It looks like a great organization...

3078
02:35:10,580 --> 02:35:11,580
I want to sort of ask the...

3079
02:35:11,580 --> 02:35:13,580
I'm on the phone with every...

3080
02:35:13,580 --> 02:35:15,580
Studio at night...

3081
02:35:15,580 --> 02:35:16,580
Thank you very much...

3082
02:35:16,580 --> 02:35:17,580
Shju anan...

3083
02:35:17,580 --> 02:35:18,580
Producer...

3084
02:35:18,580 --> 02:35:19,580
Right...

3085
02:35:19,580 --> 02:35:20,580
I've seen some great...

3086
02:35:20,580 --> 02:35:21,580
Great things...

3087
02:35:21,580 --> 02:35:22,580
Yeah...

3088
02:35:22,580 --> 02:35:23,580
It's been really wonderful...

3089
02:35:23,580 --> 02:35:24,580
Yeah...

3090
02:35:24,580 --> 02:35:25,580
It's been a...

3091
02:35:25,580 --> 02:35:26,580
You look very busy...

3092
02:35:26,580 --> 02:35:27,580
Yeah...

3093
02:35:27,580 --> 02:35:28,580
Let me see if I can get this acronym right...

3094
02:35:28,580 --> 02:35:29,580
It's been a...

3095
02:35:29,580 --> 02:35:30,580
It's been a...

3096
02:35:30,580 --> 02:35:31,580
Yeah...

3097
02:35:31,580 --> 02:35:32,580
It's been a...

3098
02:35:32,580 --> 02:35:33,580
You look very busy...

3099
02:35:33,580 --> 02:35:34,580
Like you must be doing something every week...

3100
02:35:34,580 --> 02:35:35,580
Oh...

3101
02:35:35,580 --> 02:35:36,580
Definitely...

3102
02:35:36,580 --> 02:35:37,580
Yeah...

3103
02:35:37,580 --> 02:35:38,580
There is something going on every week...

3104
02:35:38,580 --> 02:35:39,580
Right...

3105
02:35:39,580 --> 02:35:40,580
Tell me...

3106
02:35:40,580 --> 02:35:41,580
Tell me what some of the upcoming things are...

3107
02:35:41,580 --> 02:35:42,580
Well...

3108
02:35:42,580 --> 02:35:43,580
Some of the upcoming things are...

3109
02:35:43,580 --> 02:35:44,580
We...

3110
02:35:44,580 --> 02:35:45,580
We...

3111
02:35:45,580 --> 02:35:46,580
Minister in prisons...

3112
02:35:46,580 --> 02:35:47,580
Mostly Muslim folks or is this...

3113
02:35:47,580 --> 02:35:48,580
Well...

3114
02:35:48,580 --> 02:35:49,580
It's Muslim and...

3115
02:35:49,580 --> 02:35:50,580
And...

3116
02:35:50,580 --> 02:35:51,580
And others as well...

3117
02:35:51,580 --> 02:35:52,580
Okay...

3118
02:35:52,580 --> 02:35:53,580
Great...

3119
02:35:53,580 --> 02:35:54,580
But mainly focus on the Muslim community...

3120
02:35:54,580 --> 02:35:55,580
Right...

3121
02:35:55,580 --> 02:35:56,580
Okay...

3122
02:35:56,580 --> 02:35:57,580
We do that...

3123
02:35:57,580 --> 02:35:58,580
We do also a gift drive...

3124
02:35:58,580 --> 02:35:59,580
For poor Muslim children in the Bay Area...

3125
02:35:59,580 --> 02:36:00,580
So that's another very important thing we do...

3126
02:36:00,580 --> 02:36:01,580
We have constant study groups...

3127
02:36:01,580 --> 02:36:02,580
Because people are...

3128
02:36:02,580 --> 02:36:03,580
We're trying to get...

3129
02:36:03,580 --> 02:36:04,580
So that's in one...

3130
02:36:04,580 --> 02:36:09,580
As provided local needy Muslim children with gifts from Eid Allah this year...

3131
02:36:09,580 --> 02:36:10,580
We would like to expand...

3132
02:36:10,580 --> 02:36:12,580
To provide basic...

3133
02:36:12,580 --> 02:36:13,580
Please call...

3134
02:36:13,580 --> 02:36:14,580
Or there's bits...

3135
02:36:14,580 --> 02:36:15,580
I'm actually...

3136
02:36:15,580 --> 02:36:16,580
Only seeing like...

3137
02:36:16,580 --> 02:36:19,580
Two thirds of the sentence there...

3138
02:36:19,580 --> 02:36:21,580
The cut off at the beginning at the end...

3139
02:36:27,580 --> 02:36:28,580
And...

3140
02:36:28,580 --> 02:36:29,580
So...

3141
02:36:29,580 --> 02:36:29,580
We have...

3142
02:36:29,580 --> 02:36:30,580
The Muslims...

3143
02:36:30,580 --> 02:36:31,580
Right...

3144
02:36:31,580 --> 02:36:32,580
Who don't know...

3145
02:36:32,580 --> 02:36:33,580
Right...

3146
02:36:33,580 --> 02:36:34,580
And...

3147
02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:35,580
On top of that...

3148
02:36:35,580 --> 02:36:36,580
We're also organizing to interact with the media...

3149
02:36:36,580 --> 02:36:37,580
And...

3150
02:36:37,580 --> 02:36:38,580
The community around us...

3151
02:36:38,580 --> 02:36:39,580
To help them understand us...

3152
02:36:39,580 --> 02:36:40,580
Right...

3153
02:36:40,580 --> 02:36:40,580
And...

3154
02:36:40,580 --> 02:36:41,580
To help us understand the American system...

3155
02:36:41,580 --> 02:36:42,580
And how it works...

3156
02:36:42,580 --> 02:36:43,580
Right...

3157
02:36:43,580 --> 02:36:44,580
I actually did see a section up there...

3158
02:36:44,580 --> 02:36:46,580
Where you've got some good editorials...

3159
02:36:46,580 --> 02:36:47,580
That are written by...

3160
02:36:47,580 --> 02:36:48,580
Muslims...

3161
02:36:48,580 --> 02:36:49,580
Addressing the media...

3162
02:36:49,580 --> 02:36:50,580
Actually...

3163
02:36:50,580 --> 02:36:51,580
Sort of letters to the editor...

3164
02:36:51,580 --> 02:36:52,580
And...

3165
02:36:52,580 --> 02:36:53,580
Definitely...

3166
02:36:53,580 --> 02:36:54,580
And things like that...

3167
02:36:54,580 --> 02:36:55,580
Yeah...

3168
02:36:55,580 --> 02:36:56,580
It's just one of the...

3169
02:36:56,580 --> 02:36:57,580
One of the ways that we want to get that information out there...

3170
02:36:57,580 --> 02:36:58,580
Is that webpage...

3171
02:36:58,580 --> 02:36:59,580
Right...

3172
02:36:59,580 --> 02:37:00,580
Okay...

3173
02:37:00,580 --> 02:37:01,580
So now...

3174
02:37:01,580 --> 02:37:02,580
Community organizing and activism...

3175
02:37:02,580 --> 02:37:03,580
To get new members...

3176
02:37:03,580 --> 02:37:04,580
Or just to get people involved...

3177
02:37:04,580 --> 02:37:05,580
You know...

3178
02:37:05,580 --> 02:37:06,580
Come out for a...

3179
02:37:06,580 --> 02:37:07,580
One of the things that we did...

3180
02:37:07,580 --> 02:37:08,580
Is that...

3181
02:37:08,580 --> 02:37:09,580
You wouldn't have seen...

3182
02:37:09,580 --> 02:37:10,580
Anything of this ilk...

3183
02:37:10,580 --> 02:37:11,580
For like...

3184
02:37:11,580 --> 02:37:12,580
10 years...

3185
02:37:12,580 --> 02:37:13,580
Or maybe 15 years...

3186
02:37:13,580 --> 02:37:14,580
After the 9/11...

3187
02:37:14,580 --> 02:37:15,580
So this was just before...

3188
02:37:15,580 --> 02:37:16,580
But...

3189
02:37:16,580 --> 02:37:17,580
You wouldn't have got a section where...

3190
02:37:17,580 --> 02:37:18,580
You would have been talking about their online group...

3191
02:37:18,580 --> 02:37:19,580
Where they get to meet up...

3192
02:37:19,580 --> 02:37:20,580
And...

3193
02:37:20,580 --> 02:37:21,580
And...

3194
02:37:21,580 --> 02:37:22,580
And be politically active...

3195
02:37:22,580 --> 02:37:23,580
Is that...

3196
02:37:23,580 --> 02:37:24,580
Not only are people in the Bay Area subscribing...

3197
02:37:24,580 --> 02:37:25,580
But people all over the country...

3198
02:37:25,580 --> 02:37:26,580
And the world are subscribing...

3199
02:37:26,580 --> 02:37:27,580
Because we have a lot of very interesting ideas...

3200
02:37:27,580 --> 02:37:28,580
That people are trying to catch up on...

3201
02:37:28,580 --> 02:37:29,580
Right...

3202
02:37:29,580 --> 02:37:30,580
We've got new...

3203
02:37:30,580 --> 02:37:31,580
From Australia...

3204
02:37:31,580 --> 02:37:32,580
From the UK...

3205
02:37:32,580 --> 02:37:33,580
From Egypt...

3206
02:37:33,580 --> 02:37:34,580
From...

3207
02:37:34,580 --> 02:37:35,580
Access to the internet...

3208
02:37:35,580 --> 02:37:36,580
To work with organizations...

3209
02:37:36,580 --> 02:37:37,580
Yeah...

3210
02:37:37,580 --> 02:37:38,580
It's all free time...

3211
02:37:38,580 --> 02:37:39,580
It's all free time...

3212
02:37:39,580 --> 02:37:40,580
Okay...

3213
02:37:40,580 --> 02:37:41,580
Now...

3214
02:37:41,580 --> 02:37:42,580
Mercy...

3215
02:37:42,580 --> 02:37:43,580
The Institute for Global Communications...

3216
02:37:43,580 --> 02:37:44,580
Is a non-profit...

3217
02:37:44,580 --> 02:37:45,580
Internet service provider...

3218
02:37:45,580 --> 02:37:46,580
Can you expand a little bit more...

3219
02:37:46,580 --> 02:37:47,580
About what the mission is...

3220
02:37:47,580 --> 02:37:48,580
Of the organization...

3221
02:37:48,580 --> 02:37:49,580
Well...

3222
02:37:49,580 --> 02:37:50,580
The mission of IGC...

3223
02:37:50,580 --> 02:37:51,580
Which has been around...

3224
02:37:51,580 --> 02:37:52,580
For about 12 years now...

3225
02:37:52,580 --> 02:37:53,580
Mercy Lockwood...

3226
02:37:53,580 --> 02:37:54,580
Is to actually get people...

3227
02:37:54,580 --> 02:37:55,580
Access to the internet...

3228
02:37:55,580 --> 02:37:56,580
To work with organizations...

3229
02:37:56,580 --> 02:37:57,580
Yeah...

3230
02:37:57,580 --> 02:37:58,580
It's all free time...

3231
02:37:58,580 --> 02:37:59,580
It's all free time...

3232
02:37:59,580 --> 02:38:00,580
Okay...

3233
02:38:00,580 --> 02:38:01,580
Now...

3234
02:38:01,580 --> 02:38:02,580
Mercy...

3235
02:38:02,580 --> 02:38:03,580
The Institute for Global Communications...

3236
02:38:03,580 --> 02:38:04,580
Is to actually get people...

3237
02:38:04,580 --> 02:38:06,580
Access to the internet...

3238
02:38:06,580 --> 02:38:07,580
To work with organizations...

3239
02:38:07,580 --> 02:38:08,580
And individuals...

3240
02:38:08,580 --> 02:38:09,580
To provide them...

3241
02:38:09,580 --> 02:38:10,580
The tools that they need...

3242
02:38:10,580 --> 02:38:11,580
To do their...

3243
02:38:11,580 --> 02:38:12,580
Work...

3244
02:38:12,580 --> 02:38:13,580
Online...

3245
02:38:13,580 --> 02:38:14,580
Now...

3246
02:38:14,580 --> 02:38:15,580
The online world...

3247
02:38:15,580 --> 02:38:16,580
Wasn't quite like it is today...

3248
02:38:16,580 --> 02:38:17,580
12 years ago...

3249
02:38:17,580 --> 02:38:18,580
So I imagine...

3250
02:38:18,580 --> 02:38:19,580
That your mandate...

3251
02:38:19,580 --> 02:38:20,580
Has changed somewhat...

3252
02:38:20,580 --> 02:38:21,580
Over time...

3253
02:38:21,580 --> 02:38:22,580
The world...

3254
02:38:22,580 --> 02:38:23,580
Has completely changed...

3255
02:38:23,580 --> 02:38:24,580
You know...

3256
02:38:24,580 --> 02:38:25,580
The adage...

3257
02:38:25,580 --> 02:38:26,580
That dog years...

3258
02:38:26,580 --> 02:38:27,580
That one internet year...

3259
02:38:27,580 --> 02:38:28,580
Is equal to seven dog years...

3260
02:38:28,580 --> 02:38:29,580
Or whatever that was...

3261
02:38:29,580 --> 02:38:30,580
We have changed...

3262
02:38:30,580 --> 02:38:31,580
So dramatically...

3263
02:38:31,580 --> 02:38:32,580
12 years ago...

3264
02:38:32,580 --> 02:38:41,500
hung up on the dog years there but she kept it going. I think maybe they both just didn't realize

3265
02:38:41,500 --> 02:38:47,160
maybe one of the participants didn't know what the dog year to human year ratio was so

3266
02:38:47,160 --> 02:38:54,060
there's no kind of further conversation there. The world has completely changed you know the

3267
02:38:54,060 --> 02:38:59,280
the adage that dog years at one internet year is equal to seven dog years or whatever that was

3268
02:38:59,280 --> 02:39:22,340
we have changed so dramatically. One internet year is equal to seven dog years. Nobody had even conceived of the idea of the web. Gopher technology was just beginning to start at that point and IGC was very much involved in getting gopher sites set up for people so obviously over the last several years we've had to

3269
02:39:22,340 --> 02:39:38,340
Gopher sites. We're seeing a shot, a screen grab from Peace...net. Peace.net, maybe?

3270
02:39:46,340 --> 02:40:00,340
An internet service provider, non-for-profit ISP. Doesn't sound like it would have survived, considering the vast amount of money that goes into it.

3271
02:40:02,340 --> 02:40:12,340
...is primarily the United States. So can you give me some examples of how getting these guys online has really facilitated their activism, has amplified the work that they're doing?

3272
02:40:12,340 --> 02:40:30,340
Well, I think that the work that people do online, the difference between the activist world today and maybe three or four years ago even, is that a small group in a single area or region of the United States can get online, get on the internet, and make a global impact.

3273
02:40:30,340 --> 02:40:43,340
For example, I got a call several weeks ago from a reporter in Florida asking me what this IGC thing was all about and what were we doing with this rocket, this plutonium rocket that was supposed to be launching from Cape Canaveral.

3274
02:40:43,340 --> 02:41:01,340
And she said, "We're getting feedback from all over the world on this, protests on this launch from all over the world and it's all coming through the internet." So the activists, the people that use IGC, use IGC in a way that they can get a regional or a local issue and make it a global issue.

3275
02:41:01,340 --> 02:41:10,340
Now, speaking of global issues, since you are focused primarily in the U.S., how do you access the globe? How do you access other activists in other countries?

3276
02:41:10,340 --> 02:41:20,340
Well, we're part of something called the Association of Progressive Communications, which is an international organization of which we are the United States node of.

3277
02:41:20,340 --> 02:41:33,340
There are 24 other providers around the globe in all parts of the world and in some of the most third world countries of the world that you would never even think that there would be this kind of access.

3278
02:41:33,340 --> 02:41:43,340
...of communications, which is an international organization of which we are the global issue of.

3279
02:41:43,340 --> 02:41:44,340
...access, the global issue of the world is a global issue of the world.

3280
02:41:44,340 --> 02:41:46,340
...access, the global issue of the world is primarily activists in other countries.

3281
02:41:46,340 --> 02:41:49,340
Well, we're part of something called the Association of Progressive Communications.

3282
02:41:49,340 --> 02:42:00,340
Oh, the background sound is grating. Yeah, it's like fucking 140p, I think. It's 240p, so I don't know what the sound is probably going to be rubbish as well. Can you do that thing?

3283
02:42:00,340 --> 02:42:23,340
Where's the fucking info? Oh yeah. I don't know. Where does it say audio on that? Fuck it.

3284
02:42:23,340 --> 02:42:28,340
...association of Progressive Communications, which is an international organization...

3285
02:42:28,340 --> 02:42:33,340
We just met the kids going mental. I can't really hear it. I mean, I've got the headphones on. Maybe it's...

3286
02:42:33,340 --> 02:42:37,340
...it comes out of the speakers differently on whatever device you've got.

3287
02:42:37,340 --> 02:42:45,340
But it's kind of like, I can hear them, but they're not really fucking annoying. For me, the problem is the quality of sound. It's terrible.

3288
02:42:45,340 --> 02:42:52,340
...association of which we are the United States node of... There are 24 other providers around the globe...

3289
02:42:52,340 --> 02:42:53,340
...uh...

3290
02:42:53,340 --> 02:42:54,340
...uh...

3291
02:42:54,340 --> 02:42:55,340
...I'm gonna skip on.

3292
02:42:55,340 --> 02:42:59,340
...I think, uh, Computer Chronicles.

3293
02:42:59,340 --> 02:43:05,340
...Compute Chronicles. At least Computer Chronicles was in the studio and you can hear everything.

3294
02:43:05,340 --> 02:43:07,340
Now, John, you are the webmaster for...

3295
02:43:07,340 --> 02:43:17,340
It was a bad idea to have the whole show filmed while the fucking cafe was open. Even though that was part of the charm, I think.

3296
02:43:17,340 --> 02:43:22,340
It's annoying sometimes because people have brought their kids in and they're screaming.

3297
02:43:22,340 --> 02:43:23,340
Uh...

3298
02:43:23,340 --> 02:43:24,340
Or...

3299
02:43:24,340 --> 02:43:25,340
There's a lot of...

3300
02:43:25,340 --> 02:43:28,340
...rattling because of a barista machine...

3301
02:43:28,340 --> 02:43:31,340
...next to one of the places where they're doing an interview. So it's...

3302
02:43:31,340 --> 02:43:36,340
...a bit hit and miss like that. Sometimes it's just really bad sound.

3303
02:43:36,340 --> 02:43:43,340
For the Sierra Club, which, uh, I think has to be one of the oldest environmental organizations in the United States. Is that...

3304
02:43:43,340 --> 02:43:44,340
Is that true?

3305
02:43:44,340 --> 02:43:47,340
I think so. We were founded in 1892, so we've been around for over a hundred years.

3306
02:43:47,340 --> 02:43:50,340
A hundred and four or five years. Yeah. Okay. So that's...

3307
02:43:50,340 --> 02:43:53,340
...that's a long time. Now, how does an organization that, you know, is founded on...

3308
02:43:53,340 --> 02:44:01,340
...on activism, um, and founded sort of on the traditional means, go to becoming an online organization as well?

3309
02:44:01,340 --> 02:44:07,340
Well, we started with, uh, email actually. And people really got into email because we have people all over the country.

3310
02:44:07,340 --> 02:44:08,340
So before you...

3311
02:44:08,340 --> 02:44:10,340
...you just missed what...what this guy was.

3312
02:44:10,340 --> 02:44:12,340
Which, uh...

3313
02:44:12,340 --> 02:44:13,340
...and we're gonna have to go to the Sierra Club.

3314
02:44:13,340 --> 02:44:22,340
Now, John, you are the webmaster for the Sierra Club, which, uh, I think has to be one of the oldest, uh, environmental organizations in the United States. Is that...is that true?

3315
02:44:22,340 --> 02:44:23,340
Uh, I think so. We were founded...

3316
02:44:23,340 --> 02:44:25,340
Environment, boys, yeah?

3317
02:44:25,340 --> 02:44:35,340
...would add things like the San Diego chapter decided they want to put when they were going on hiking trips, or somebody decided they were really concerned about a particular issue like global warming...

3318
02:44:35,340 --> 02:44:36,340
Right.

3319
02:44:36,340 --> 02:44:41,340
...or, um, international, uh, human rights, and, uh, the environment, which are tied on our side.

3320
02:44:41,340 --> 02:44:42,340
Right. So it went from...

3321
02:44:42,340 --> 02:44:44,340
Yeah, it does, Andrew does fawn over the guests.

3322
02:44:44,340 --> 02:44:46,340
...sort of just being, like you said, a calling card. I think people just thought, "Oh, here's a way we can put up a brochure."

3323
02:44:46,340 --> 02:44:47,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3324
02:44:47,340 --> 02:44:48,340
...and, uh, we can put up a brochure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3325
02:44:48,340 --> 02:44:49,340
...and, uh, we can put up a brochure, yeah, yeah.

3326
02:44:49,340 --> 02:44:50,340
...and, uh, we can put up a brochure, yeah, yeah.

3327
02:44:50,340 --> 02:44:51,340
...and, uh, we can put up a brochure, yeah, yeah.

3328
02:44:51,340 --> 02:44:52,340
...and, uh, we can put up a brochure, yeah, yeah.

3329
02:44:52,340 --> 02:45:10,340
...that Stu just doesn't do. And, the parts where Stu isn't on screen, you're asking when's Stu gonna be back. That's the problem with Net Cafe, whereas Chronicles is like, you're in a car, and Stu's the driver.

3330
02:45:10,340 --> 02:45:13,340
Yeah, I'm just lowering the desk here, because I need to sit down.

3331
02:45:13,340 --> 02:45:14,340
...work on their own sections, so they're the expert for their...

3332
02:45:14,340 --> 02:45:22,340
...and he's gonna drive, and he's gonna fuckin' do a few donuts, and he's gonna spin around, and it's gonna be a good time.

3333
02:45:22,340 --> 02:45:23,340
...on a yearly basis.

3334
02:45:23,340 --> 02:45:33,340
...whereas, with the other two, it's like, you have to get out of the car with Stu, and then go for a drive with these, and they're, they just can't handle the car, like Stu can.

3335
02:45:33,340 --> 02:45:35,340
...and about 20,000 people visiting, about a thousand people...

3336
02:45:35,340 --> 02:45:39,340
...stu-baroo in Pretza, as Notion says.

3337
02:45:39,340 --> 02:45:40,340
...about that many.

3338
02:45:40,340 --> 02:45:42,340
Wow, so this is an amazingly powerful tool at this point.

3339
02:45:42,340 --> 02:45:43,340
It's huge.

3340
02:45:43,340 --> 02:45:44,340
It's huge, yeah.

3341
02:45:44,340 --> 02:45:57,340
Now, so how does the Sierra Club take this resource, and use it to motivate people to, what are your goals? I mean, obviously, save the environment, change political legislation, and obviously get funds to continue your action.

3342
02:45:57,340 --> 02:46:08,340
Well, we use it for information and communication. What we do is we tell people what's going on with their legislators, or going on in different places, even administrative things they could do to help with the environment.

3343
02:46:08,340 --> 02:46:09,340
Right.

3344
02:46:09,340 --> 02:46:20,340
...because there was this change in clean air regulations to update them to 1997 science, or 1970 science. And we had people send an email to Al Gore and tell him, you know, "Al, you're supposed to be this big environmentalist. Why aren't you supporting our regulations?"

3345
02:46:20,340 --> 02:46:21,340
Right, right.

3346
02:46:21,340 --> 02:46:22,340
...and, you know, got the administration on their side.

3347
02:46:22,340 --> 02:46:36,340
It actually seems to me like that's one of the Sierra Club's strongest thrusts, is basically affecting, you know, political movement, affecting the Senate, and things like that. So, what are some of the ways that people are doing that right now?

3348
02:46:36,340 --> 02:46:49,340
Mostly through email, and some of the, and we use the internet to inform people through an email list, and then we say, you know, call this senator, or this person, or your senator, and say, you know, this is how I feel, and hopefully then they'll respond to that.

3349
02:46:49,340 --> 02:46:52,340
Oh, so people are actually reading on the site, go do this, and they're actually going and doing it.

3350
02:46:52,340 --> 02:47:00,340
Well, it's not on the, some of that's on the site, and some of that's on email, and, you know, we just tell people to tell people, tell the government what they want.

3351
02:47:00,340 --> 02:47:02,340
Right, actually, I was up there earlier, and I saw...

3352
02:47:02,340 --> 02:47:05,340
Sorry, lads. We have to move on with this. It's just not good enough.

3353
02:47:07,340 --> 02:47:09,340
You've both been involved in political activism.

3354
02:47:09,340 --> 02:47:10,340
And when Stu's back, you know it's good.

3355
02:47:10,340 --> 02:47:12,340
Thanks for getting members to the world.

3356
02:47:13,340 --> 02:47:20,340
Well, you've both been involved in political activism pre-web, and now we've learned a little bit tonight. Would you like to get back in there now and start to use the net?

3357
02:47:20,340 --> 02:47:24,340
It definitely has some advantages. It brought a new dimension to, I think, a lot of it.

3358
02:47:24,340 --> 02:47:41,340
It's interesting to see this Amila group, the Muslim community here, organizing and attempting to spell something.

3359
02:47:41,340 --> 02:47:44,340
You don't tend to think about the Muslim community.

3360
02:47:44,340 --> 02:47:56,340
I wish Stu would have got that interview with the Muslim community because that's what you want it for. You're just thinking for every interview you want, Stu, but then some of the fucking interviewees are rubbish.

3361
02:47:56,340 --> 02:48:08,340
I think even Stu has had a few tough gigs with some of the interviewees on this compared to Chronicles where he's just, you know, the dominant force.

3362
02:48:08,340 --> 02:48:20,340
Now, on the web and also seeing the Sierra Club, you know, which I think is one of the oldest environmental organizations in the United States, become fully modernized and take advantage of a global reach and calling people to action.

3363
02:48:20,340 --> 02:48:21,340
Very interesting.

3364
02:48:21,340 --> 02:48:22,340
Jane, and you?

3365
02:48:22,340 --> 02:48:32,340
Well, I covered the pretty wide gambit. I mean, we started with the Residents Association and then all the way to the Institute for Global Communications and sort of talking about global activism and how you get from one country to another.

3366
02:48:32,340 --> 02:48:33,340
Yeah.

3367
02:48:33,340 --> 02:48:43,340
But I think through both experiences, I was reminded that, you know, it's still a small percentage of the population that has access to the Internet and is savvy with email and those types of things.

3368
02:48:43,340 --> 02:48:44,340
Yeah.

3369
02:48:44,340 --> 02:48:50,340
So I think it's until you have that as a prolific medium, you're not going to have that complete activism that we don't have.

3370
02:48:50,340 --> 02:48:54,340
Well, a small percentage of the people are politically active, too, and maybe the web can help change that.

3371
02:48:54,340 --> 02:48:58,340
In fact, you both said the word global, and I really like that because I think that's one of the things of political activism.

3372
02:48:58,340 --> 02:49:08,340
It's not a county, a city, a state, or even a country now. It's people around the world who can work together on an ecological cause, on an animal rights, a human rights cause, whatever.

3373
02:49:08,340 --> 02:49:13,340
You know, a lot of the activists want world government kind of thing. Well, now you have world communication. I think it can lead to that.

3374
02:49:13,340 --> 02:49:20,340
I don't know. Something like Smart Voter, the lady I talked to with intelligent, informed voters. I think the web can have a huge effect on political activism.

3375
02:49:20,340 --> 02:49:26,340
Anyhow, that's it. Online activism. We'll see you next week again at Cybersmith here on the Internet Cafe.

3376
02:49:26,340 --> 02:49:29,340
Snaps right into it.

3377
02:49:29,340 --> 02:49:36,340
It was a real long speech with the two of these just going, "Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm."

3378
02:49:36,340 --> 02:49:39,340
And then, "Well, that's it for the day."

3379
02:49:39,340 --> 02:49:45,340
It's not a vote said the word... Well, a small percentage of the people are politically active, too, and maybe the web can help change that.

3380
02:49:45,340 --> 02:49:50,340
In fact, you both said the word global, and I really like that because I think that's one of the key things in political activism.

3381
02:49:50,340 --> 02:50:00,340
It's not a county, a city, a state, or even a country now. It's people around the world who can work together on an ecological cause, on an animal rights, a human rights cause, whatever.

3382
02:50:00,340 --> 02:50:10,340
You know, a lot of the activists want world government kind of thing. Well, now you have world communication. I think it can lead to that. I don't know. Something like Smart Voter, the lady I talked to, intelligent...

3383
02:50:10,340 --> 02:50:24,340
...in there, and I think that's a lot of people in there as well. I was more focused on Gene and Andrew's reactions than Stu's body language, but you said there's some globing. There's always time to check that out.

3384
02:50:24,340 --> 02:50:49,340
...what a snap!

3385
02:50:49,340 --> 02:50:55,340
I think the web can have a huge effect on political activism. Anyhow, that's it. Online activism. We'll see...

3386
02:50:55,340 --> 02:51:13,340
I think the web can have a huge effect on political activism. Anyhow, that's it. Online activism. We'll see you next week again at Cybersmith here on the Internet Cafe.

3387
02:51:13,340 --> 02:51:20,340
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3388
02:51:23,340 --> 02:51:33,340
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3389
02:51:34,340 --> 02:51:36,340
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3390
02:51:36,340 --> 02:51:45,340
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3391
02:51:46,340 --> 02:51:57,340
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3392
02:51:57,340 --> 02:52:05,340
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3393
02:52:05,340 --> 02:52:08,340
Please specify the show number and the topic.

3394
02:52:08,340 --> 02:52:12,340
The show number and the topic.

3395
02:52:12,340 --> 02:52:24,340
Cool. This is it.

3396
02:52:24,340 --> 02:52:25,340
Cool. This is it.

3397
02:52:25,340 --> 02:52:27,340
Hopefully I haven't seen this one.

3398
02:52:27,340 --> 02:52:30,340
I've seen so many of these intros that it's hard to really remember.

3399
02:52:30,340 --> 02:52:37,340
Remember and indeed, I should have started a spreadsheet way back when we started watching these.

3400
02:52:37,340 --> 02:52:40,340
Because I can't for the life of me remember which ones we've seen.

3401
02:52:40,340 --> 02:52:43,340
But some of them are some cracking intros.

3402
02:52:43,340 --> 02:52:44,340
Cold opens.

3403
02:52:45,340 --> 02:52:46,340
Stewardshipy.

3404
02:52:47,340 --> 02:52:49,340
Limited edition cold openings.

3405
02:52:56,340 --> 02:53:22,340
I'm in the lobby of the Marriott Hotel in San Francisco waiting to meet someone and they're late and I've got work to do and I can't find AC or a phone line, but no problem.

3406
02:53:22,340 --> 02:53:27,340
I am totally computer functional thanks to this Simon PDA from Bell South.

3407
02:53:27,340 --> 02:53:28,340
Simon.

3408
02:53:28,340 --> 02:53:29,340
With an IBM.

3409
02:53:29,340 --> 02:53:30,340
Bell South.

3410
02:53:30,340 --> 02:53:33,340
It's a really interesting PDA built around this cellular phone.

3411
02:53:33,340 --> 02:53:37,340
So with it I can get a page, I can check my email, I can send.

3412
02:53:37,340 --> 02:53:38,340
Ah brilliant.

3413
02:53:38,340 --> 02:53:46,340
You know I think when you've struck a lovely piece of Unseen Stew because I don't remember this screenshot at all.

3414
02:53:46,340 --> 02:53:53,340
I don't remember seeing this display where it's brilliant and the name, you definitely remember the name of it as well.

3415
02:53:53,340 --> 02:53:56,340
And that advert for the Marriott at the beginning.

3416
02:53:56,340 --> 02:54:02,340
What does he have like a little drink, a little, what's that, a gin and tonic.

3417
02:54:03,340 --> 02:54:04,340
Around this cellular phone.

3418
02:54:04,340 --> 02:54:12,340
So with it I can get a page, I can check my email, I can send or receive faxes, I can make a phone call of course, and I can use it like a normal PDA.

3419
02:54:12,340 --> 02:54:18,340
I can check my calendar, I can look up a phone number, even scratch a note to myself on this touch sensitive screen.

3420
02:54:18,340 --> 02:54:23,340
And it has a PC MCIA expansion slot here so I can add memory or peripherals.

3421
02:54:23,340 --> 02:54:28,340
This is just one example of the really cool new mobile computing gadgets that are out there now.

3422
02:54:28,340 --> 02:54:35,340
Today we'll show you the newest and the neatest portable computing devices on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

3423
02:54:35,340 --> 02:54:36,480
Good stuff.

3424
02:54:36,480 --> 02:55:06,460
Good stuff.

3425
02:55:06,460 --> 02:55:36,440
Good stuff.

3426
02:55:36,440 --> 02:56:06,420
Good stuff.

3427
02:56:06,420 --> 02:56:08,420
Good stuff.

3428
02:56:08,420 --> 02:56:10,420
Good stuff.

3429
02:56:10,420 --> 02:56:10,420
Good stuff.

3430
02:56:10,420 --> 02:56:10,420
Good stuff.

3431
02:56:10,420 --> 02:56:12,420
Good stuff.

3432
02:56:12,420 --> 02:56:14,420
Good stuff.

3433
02:56:14,420 --> 02:56:16,420
Good stuff.

3434
02:56:16,420 --> 02:56:18,420
Good stuff.

3435
02:56:18,420 --> 02:56:20,420
Good stuff.

3436
02:56:20,420 --> 02:56:22,420
Good stuff.

3437
02:56:22,420 --> 02:56:24,420
Good stuff.

3438
02:56:24,420 --> 02:56:26,420
Good stuff.

3439
02:56:26,420 --> 02:56:28,420
Good stuff.

3440
02:56:28,420 --> 02:56:30,420
Good stuff.

3441
02:56:30,420 --> 02:56:32,420
Good stuff.

3442
02:56:32,420 --> 02:56:34,420
Good stuff.

3443
02:56:34,420 --> 02:56:36,420
Good stuff.

3444
02:56:36,420 --> 02:56:40,080
What were the issues you were dealing with in trying to get portables to work properly?

3445
02:56:40,080 --> 02:56:44,660
Well, mostly it had to do with power, Stuart. The chips of the day were pretty high powered

3446
02:56:44,660 --> 02:56:48,540
compared to day-to-day CMOS. And CMOS was just coming out of the market. Fortunately

3447
02:56:48,540 --> 02:56:53,180
for us, we were able to design, make a clever enough design and use enough of the available

3448
02:56:53,180 --> 02:56:57,480
chips where we could get something that would run on batteries, be fully compatible, and

3449
02:56:57,480 --> 02:57:02,960
be a marginally decent portable computer. And the issues today with laptops are basically

3450
02:57:02,960 --> 02:57:07,420
the same, I guess. Yes, it's still, you know, we realized that the screens were hard to read,

3451
02:57:07,420 --> 02:57:10,600
that the batteries didn't last long enough, and they weighed too much. And that's what

3452
02:57:10,600 --> 02:57:15,920
it is today. What we didn't see though was a quest for power and the quest for color and

3453
02:57:15,920 --> 02:57:22,560
the, pretty much the... The quest for power. The fallout of wind for color, and that's what

3454
02:57:22,560 --> 02:57:27,960
it is today. What we didn't see though was a quest for power and the quest for color and,

3455
02:57:27,960 --> 02:57:32,420
the, pretty much the fallout of Windows and the power software.

3456
02:57:32,420 --> 02:57:46,420
Mm-hmm. Now what kind of notebook computer do you use? I'll put you on the spot. Stuart, I'm still waiting for the perfect machine. You're going to wait for a long time? Yeah, maybe I'll design it. Okay. Today we will look at five brand new notebook computers that pack lots of power in a...

3457
02:57:46,420 --> 02:58:04,880
It felt like a nice bit of real banter at the end of that exchange. I think that's because I've seen George Morrow, this fella here, on plenty of Computer Chronicles 1970... or 1982 to 1990, when it was Gary Kildall years.

3458
02:58:04,880 --> 02:58:15,340
When the show was a completely different beast, this fella Morrow, I think he might have even co-hosted with Stu one day. But, uh, Stu absolutely stole the limelight because...

3459
02:58:15,340 --> 02:58:29,800
Morrow could, you know, as much of a nice guy he is and a tech man, he couldn't hold the line like Stu could when it came to presenting the show. But, uh, still a good guy, you know. Power software. Mm-hmm. Now what kind of...

3460
02:58:29,800 --> 02:58:59,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

3461
02:58:59,800 --> 02:59:06,160
and he takes his laptop to work. At the Phoenix International Raceway, professional drivers roar

3462
02:59:06,160 --> 02:59:11,380
around the track at speeds well over 100 miles per hour. They rely as much on their own keen

3463
02:59:11,380 --> 02:59:15,920
senses as on their cars as they thread their speeding vehicles around the curving track.

3464
02:59:16,380 --> 02:59:21,200
While automobile racing is an old sport, the arrival of portable computers has added a new

3465
02:59:21,200 --> 02:59:26,140
element to the gears and grease of the competition. Driver Bill Dollahyte uses a Dell Latitude

3466
02:59:26,140 --> 02:59:30,700
notebook computer to measure lap times and to analyze the performance of Dell's own car.

3467
02:59:30,940 --> 02:59:39,320
We're analyzing data down to 200 samples per second off of the car, which is much more than a driver can feel.

3468
02:59:39,520 --> 02:59:46,660
Dollar height. The crew can tell from any other manual type of data. To pull signals off of the car,

3469
02:59:46,720 --> 02:59:52,160
we can go up to 32 channels of data acquisition on the car. Off of each suspension point on all four

3470
02:59:52,160 --> 03:00:00,360
corners, the engine RPM, lateral longitudinal G's, steering input, throttle input, all the way down the line.

3471
03:00:00,360 --> 03:00:08,840
You can get as sophisticated as you want to with the sensors. Sensors mounted around the vehicle collect and deliver data to a central storage device at the front of the car.

3472
03:00:08,840 --> 03:00:31,040
When the car returns to the pit, the data can be downloaded to a computer through the serial port. Inside the crew's trailer, alongside tires and tools, is a desktop computer where Bill and his crew can view and discuss the results on color-coded graphs. The post-race session seemed relaxed and peaceful compared to the ear-splitting environment at the trackside pit, where there are few creature comforts, either for people or computers.

3473
03:00:31,120 --> 03:00:36,640
computers. All of the functions we're doing here are in a mobile and hostile environment, which

3474
03:00:36,640 --> 03:00:43,840
highlights the two strongest features of the Dell Latitude. One in the durability, which we've hands

3475
03:00:43,840 --> 03:00:50,400
down won the rugged ability, durability drop tests, spill the coffee in it. It's very, very rugged as a

3476
03:00:50,400 --> 03:01:01,040
field system. The other thing is we have record-set environment life in this, and there's no power out on a pit wall, so we can run a full day of testing without

3477
03:01:01,040 --> 03:01:06,720
ever plugging the Dell Latitude in. Bill's notebook computer is much more than an entry-level machine.

3478
03:01:06,720 --> 03:01:12,240
The demanding data acquisition program runs under Windows 95, and the large color screen is Active

3479
03:01:12,240 --> 03:01:18,240
Matrix. But what matters most to the driver is the successful merging of computer science and racing

3480
03:01:18,240 --> 03:01:24,160
talent. They actually enhance each other because it lets the driver optimize his performance by not having

3481
03:01:24,160 --> 03:01:30,960
to fight the machine, and then you can really see what a driver is able to do. And by having a driver

3482
03:01:30,960 --> 03:01:36,960
that's very smooth and very consistent, it can take the scientific data and you have reliable information

3483
03:01:36,960 --> 03:01:42,640
to build off of. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

3484
03:01:54,640 --> 03:02:09,280
Now we're going to look at three new notebook computers, and we'll start with the Apple PowerBook 540C. And this is Charlie Trichler of Apple, who's going to show it to us. This is top-of-the-line PowerBook from Apple. And what would give us some of the basic features on it, Charlie?

3485
03:02:09,280 --> 03:02:12,320
I'm taking a look at the whole machine. It's got some revolutionary...

3486
03:02:12,320 --> 03:02:21,440
The technology that is a name I've never heard before. Charlie Trichler. Well, Charlie obviously is a common name, but Trich... Trich... Trichler.

3487
03:02:21,440 --> 03:02:28,400
...technology built in. I thought today what we could do is really focus on one... What? Where would that have come from?

3488
03:02:28,400 --> 03:02:38,320
...of that, which is the trackpad, which is then the unique pointing device that we introduced back in May of last year. Okay, so right, you've got the trackpad here, no little ball... It's a German name, but maybe an anglicized...

3489
03:02:38,320 --> 03:02:50,320
...take on a German name would be spelled different, I imagine. Ein Deutsch. No little pointers, it's just flat. Now tell us what the technology is under here.

3490
03:02:50,320 --> 03:03:01,840
It's called capacitance coupling, and you've seen the concept before when you walk up to an elevator and go to push the button and the light just comes on. It's the same idea. As my finger comes close to the pad, it automatically senses my finger approaching.

3491
03:03:01,840 --> 03:03:13,840
So I can just go in here and touch it, and I'm just pointing with my finger, which theoretically is the most natural thing to do. Exactly, because it's a very natural interface. The same square rectangle you see there is what you see on the screen.

3492
03:03:13,840 --> 03:03:25,840
Okay, but what's wrong with a trackball? Why is this better than a trackball?

3493
03:03:25,840 --> 03:03:35,840
Well, Apple actually pioneered the use of the trackball back in the original Power Books back in 1991. And if you take a look at a trackball, it's a very intuitive interface. But because there's some mechanical parts inside of it, the rolling the balls on the inside, just the grease from your finger and the dust...

3494
03:03:35,840 --> 03:03:49,840
After a while it starts slipping. Exactly, it starts to plug it up. And it's big? It is large. So if you take a look at the size, it's pretty big. And we know that computer users always want the smallest notebook possible. Grease and finger dust.

3495
03:03:49,840 --> 03:04:10,840
So we created the technology called the trackpad. And here you can see it. And if we take a look at it on a side, you can see it's extremely thin. Because it's thin, it takes up much less space inside the computer. Allows us to do things like move two batteries into the product to give you much longer battery life. It weighs less, it costs less, there's no moving parts. Since there's no moving parts, that reliability problem goes away.

3496
03:04:10,840 --> 03:04:33,840
The other nice feature I want you to show me is you can in fact do wireless messaging here with your PCMCA... A rare glance at the monitor from Stu... Goes away. Just there looking off set how much time is left. But it gives him an idea, you know, if he knows he's a minute, he needs to start wrapping things up.

3497
03:04:33,840 --> 03:04:40,840
The other nice feature I want you to show me is you can in fact do wireless messaging here with your PCMCIA slot, can't you?

3498
03:04:40,840 --> 03:04:50,840
Exactly. With PCMCIA, we've created the Apple Mobile Message System, which allows you to take a pager card from Socket Corporation. This is really the centerpiece of the technology, the hardware.

3499
03:04:50,840 --> 03:04:54,840
So that's a pager on its own. I could be carrying that inside my jacket pocket right now.

3500
03:04:54,840 --> 03:04:59,840
Exactly. See the screen up top? And it says I have in fact a new message. And then I could stick it inside my power book? Why don't you do that?

3501
03:04:59,840 --> 03:05:00,540
Why don't you do that?

3502
03:05:00,920 --> 03:05:02,000
Okay, so I get my message.

3503
03:05:02,100 --> 03:05:03,780
I stick it inside the slot here.

3504
03:05:04,460 --> 03:05:05,140
Like that?

3505
03:05:06,340 --> 03:05:07,240
Okay, here we go.

3506
03:05:07,500 --> 03:05:08,240
And shove it all in.

3507
03:05:08,880 --> 03:05:11,240
When you drop it in, the way the computer integrates it.

3508
03:05:13,100 --> 03:05:14,000
Okay, here we go.

3509
03:05:14,240 --> 03:05:15,020
And shove it all in.

3510
03:05:15,860 --> 03:05:18,260
When you drop it in, the way it was this.

3511
03:05:18,940 --> 03:05:19,740
Little look off.

3512
03:05:19,820 --> 03:05:20,800
Another little look off.

3513
03:05:22,580 --> 03:05:24,060
Just to see how long is left.

3514
03:05:24,780 --> 03:05:27,820
I mean, I know it's the hustling and harrying we're on about,

3515
03:05:27,880 --> 03:05:28,680
and it does a lot of that,

3516
03:05:28,720 --> 03:05:29,960
but he hasn't done it in this one.

3517
03:05:30,640 --> 03:05:32,360
But it's a brief moment like this

3518
03:05:32,360 --> 03:05:34,800
where you get to see what kind of pressure he's under.

3519
03:05:35,020 --> 03:05:37,240
Usually, you know, we're giving out about the pressure

3520
03:05:37,240 --> 03:05:38,280
he's putting on the guests,

3521
03:05:38,420 --> 03:05:41,240
but he was under some pressure as well, you know.

3522
03:05:41,240 --> 03:05:46,800
He had to turn out these shows probably by the dime, by the dozen.

3523
03:05:48,540 --> 03:05:50,080
And as you can see there,

3524
03:05:50,140 --> 03:05:52,840
it's a man who knew what he had ahead of him,

3525
03:05:52,960 --> 03:05:53,960
and he took a lot on.

3526
03:05:54,080 --> 03:05:55,040
The computer integrates it.

3527
03:05:55,100 --> 03:05:56,240
It takes a look at the cards.

3528
03:05:56,380 --> 03:05:58,440
The computer is always checking to see what's on the card,

3529
03:05:58,480 --> 03:05:59,100
and what's available.

3530
03:05:59,500 --> 03:06:01,960
Once it sees the card, it takes the information off the card

3531
03:06:01,960 --> 03:06:04,080
and then pulls it into the computer to display it to you.

3532
03:06:04,200 --> 03:06:05,340
And it's not just paging.

3533
03:06:05,480 --> 03:06:06,940
For instance, if I'd sent you an appointment,

3534
03:06:07,380 --> 03:06:09,700
maybe to meet somebody at a certain time at a certain place,

3535
03:06:10,020 --> 03:06:11,160
it can see that it's an appointment,

3536
03:06:11,540 --> 03:06:12,500
bring that data in,

3537
03:06:12,620 --> 03:06:14,080
and then display it up on the screen,

3538
03:06:14,440 --> 03:06:15,880
automatically launching your calendar,

3539
03:06:16,080 --> 03:06:17,220
automatically creating that file.

3540
03:06:17,220 --> 03:06:20,100
Okay, so sticking the card in there does stuff on its own,

3541
03:06:20,160 --> 03:06:22,860
and it will go into my calendar and actually put in the information.

3542
03:06:22,940 --> 03:06:23,180
Exactly.

3543
03:06:23,380 --> 03:06:24,600
All right, Charlie, thank you very much.

3544
03:06:24,660 --> 03:06:24,760
Sure.

3545
03:06:25,180 --> 03:06:28,000
All right, now with more and more software coming out on CD-ROMs,

3546
03:06:28,000 --> 03:06:32,100
it's starting to be a bit of a pain not to have a CD-ROM in your notebook computer.

3547
03:06:32,600 --> 03:06:36,080
Well, the newest CD-ROM laptop is the Toshiba T2150,

3548
03:06:36,280 --> 03:06:39,080
and this is Carol Tenwaldi from Toshiba to show it to us.

3549
03:06:39,520 --> 03:06:42,380
Okay, give us a little brief tour of this new 2150.

3550
03:06:42,620 --> 03:06:42,980
All right.

3551
03:06:43,260 --> 03:06:46,140
First of all, it's a DX4 75 MHz processor.

3552
03:06:46,500 --> 03:06:49,300
Comes standard with 8 megs of RAM, and that's expandable to 32.

3553
03:06:49,760 --> 03:06:52,480
It has a huge 500 megabyte hard drive built in,

3554
03:06:52,860 --> 03:06:56,660
and you'll notice a spectacular 10.5-inch diagonal active matrix screen,

3555
03:06:56,840 --> 03:06:58,300
and there is a dual scan available.

3556
03:06:59,140 --> 03:07:03,580
For expandability, there are two PCMCIA slots, two Type 2s and Type 3.

3557
03:07:04,040 --> 03:07:06,820
And also, when we're looking at multi-medium workstations,

3558
03:07:06,960 --> 03:07:07,920
the sound card is very important.

3559
03:07:07,920 --> 03:07:08,980
So you have sound built on it?

3560
03:07:09,160 --> 03:07:09,540
Absolutely.

3561
03:07:09,760 --> 03:07:13,340
It's a 16-bit sound card, which is fully Sound Blaster Pro compatible.

3562
03:07:13,860 --> 03:07:16,200
You'll notice we have a microphone here, a speaker,

3563
03:07:16,460 --> 03:07:18,500
and then we have jacks on the side for external.

3564
03:07:18,680 --> 03:07:19,940
All right, now, where do you have the CD-ROM?

3565
03:07:20,080 --> 03:07:22,060
The CD-ROM is hidden right here on the side.

3566
03:07:22,100 --> 03:07:23,220
I'm just going to stop this program.

3567
03:07:24,360 --> 03:07:25,220
The pace.

3568
03:07:25,260 --> 03:07:29,860
It's a very low-line, double-screen, 5-and-1-4-inch CD-ROM.

3569
03:07:30,180 --> 03:07:31,300
It just slides in like so.

3570
03:07:31,500 --> 03:07:34,180
Now, you don't have a 3-and-1-1-inch floppy built in there.

3571
03:07:34,180 --> 03:07:34,760
Is that a trade-off?

3572
03:07:34,760 --> 03:07:35,300
Do not.

3573
03:07:35,400 --> 03:07:39,120
It is actually external to the system, but it is included in the price.

3574
03:07:39,140 --> 03:07:41,100
That's your little floppy, and it does come with the machine.

3575
03:07:41,160 --> 03:07:41,500
Absolutely.

3576
03:07:41,800 --> 03:07:42,660
It's included in the price.

3577
03:07:43,180 --> 03:07:43,460
All right.

3578
03:07:43,520 --> 03:07:46,080
Now, another thing I want you to mention on this is the power.

3579
03:07:46,740 --> 03:07:48,380
USB floppy drive.

3580
03:07:49,960 --> 03:07:54,940
But the rapid pace set by this lady in showing off this laptop here.

3581
03:07:54,980 --> 03:07:57,780
Is this another Apple product as well, or?

3582
03:07:58,720 --> 03:08:00,840
I didn't get the make at the top there.

3583
03:08:01,820 --> 03:08:02,300
Toshiba.

3584
03:08:02,300 --> 03:08:03,500
This new 2150.

3585
03:08:03,760 --> 03:08:04,120
All right.

3586
03:08:04,420 --> 03:08:07,280
First of all, it's a DX4 75-MHz processor.

3587
03:08:07,280 --> 03:08:10,460
It comes standard with 8 megs of RAM, and that's expandable to 32.

3588
03:08:10,880 --> 03:08:16,140
It has a huge 500-megabyte hard drive built in, and you'll notice a spectacular 10-and-1-1-inch

3589
03:08:16,140 --> 03:08:19,440
diagonal active matrix screen, and there is a dual scan available.

3590
03:08:20,300 --> 03:08:24,720
For expandability, there are two PCMCIA slots, two Type 2s, and Type 3.

3591
03:08:25,500 --> 03:08:29,220
And also, when we're looking at multimedia workstations, the sound card is very important.

3592
03:08:29,220 --> 03:08:30,100
So you have sound built on.

3593
03:08:30,280 --> 03:08:30,640
Absolutely.

3594
03:08:30,880 --> 03:08:34,480
It's a 16-bit sound card, which is fully Sound Blaster Pro compatible.

3595
03:08:35,440 --> 03:08:38,560
Fully sound blasted to the hilt.

3596
03:08:38,860 --> 03:08:40,780
There's no power brick with this particular machine.

3597
03:08:40,880 --> 03:08:43,180
The power supply is actually built in.

3598
03:08:43,240 --> 03:08:44,720
Plug this out and plug this out.

3599
03:08:44,780 --> 03:08:45,620
Look, Ma, no brick.

3600
03:08:46,100 --> 03:08:46,500
Exactly.

3601
03:08:46,640 --> 03:08:47,340
And it really works.

3602
03:08:47,720 --> 03:08:48,980
It's great not having a brick.

3603
03:08:49,200 --> 03:08:51,360
Show me the CD-ROM drive, and let's see if that...

3604
03:08:51,360 --> 03:08:54,080
A bit demanding there from Stu with the hand gesture there.

3605
03:08:54,080 --> 03:08:55,700
Show me the CD drive.

3606
03:08:56,160 --> 03:08:56,940
It really works.

3607
03:08:56,940 --> 03:08:57,300
It's working.

3608
03:08:57,980 --> 03:09:00,020
Okay, show me the CD-ROM drive, and let's see if that...

3609
03:09:00,020 --> 03:09:00,920
The little point.

3610
03:09:01,700 --> 03:09:06,060
I mean, a please wouldn't go amiss there.

3611
03:09:06,580 --> 03:09:08,640
But I don't think it was that kind of an arrangement.

3612
03:09:11,040 --> 03:09:13,760
Okay, show me the CD-ROM drive, and let's see if that...

3613
03:09:13,760 --> 03:09:14,800
All right, let's go ahead.

3614
03:09:15,380 --> 03:09:18,740
And the other thing that is interesting about this particular unit

3615
03:09:18,740 --> 03:09:23,380
is that it's all built into a 6.9-pound package.

3616
03:09:23,380 --> 03:09:25,940
So you get all of this for under 7 pounds.

3617
03:09:26,560 --> 03:09:29,980
And the other thing that's interesting is this machine is priced very affordably.

3618
03:09:30,400 --> 03:09:33,720
So it comes in at list $2,000 less than its nearest competition.

3619
03:09:33,940 --> 03:09:34,780
Okay, which is what?

3620
03:09:34,840 --> 03:09:36,100
What's a sort of street price going to be?

3621
03:09:36,340 --> 03:09:37,380
With the active...

3622
03:09:37,380 --> 03:09:38,480
The music.

3623
03:09:38,920 --> 03:09:42,080
Well, Stu's then further inquiring into the pricing.

3624
03:09:42,760 --> 03:09:43,380
The little...

3625
03:09:43,380 --> 03:09:49,600
Bit of Latin flute.

3626
03:09:49,980 --> 03:09:52,880
The list $2,000 less than its nearest competition.

3627
03:09:52,880 --> 03:09:53,940
Okay, which is what?

3628
03:09:53,980 --> 03:09:55,440
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3629
03:09:55,940 --> 03:10:01,060
Just for that brief moment there where there's no other talking going on.

3630
03:10:01,780 --> 03:10:05,060
And Stu says, all right, all right, but what else is surprising?

3631
03:10:05,340 --> 03:10:06,180
That music.

3632
03:10:06,540 --> 03:10:11,200
You feel like you're in Miami or something in 1995.

3633
03:10:13,080 --> 03:10:14,740
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3634
03:10:14,740 --> 03:10:18,660
There's a bit of a Cuban atmosphere going on.

3635
03:10:19,220 --> 03:10:23,780
But also, look at the way the hand movement coincides with the flute at the end.

3636
03:10:24,180 --> 03:10:25,920
It's kind of comical.

3637
03:10:26,580 --> 03:10:28,420
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3638
03:10:28,640 --> 03:10:29,960
It's fucking perfect.

3639
03:10:30,100 --> 03:10:31,200
The active matrix screen.

3640
03:10:31,340 --> 03:10:32,060
The nearest competition.

3641
03:10:32,140 --> 03:10:33,120
Okay, which is what?

3642
03:10:33,180 --> 03:10:34,600
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3643
03:10:34,600 --> 03:10:37,640
It's like a bit of fucking Havana...

3644
03:10:39,420 --> 03:10:39,640
Spanish...

3645
03:10:40,300 --> 03:10:40,920
Whatever...

3646
03:10:40,920 --> 03:10:43,400
What kind of dancing would they do over in Cuba?

3647
03:10:48,340 --> 03:10:51,260
And it lists $2,000 less than its nearest competition.

3648
03:10:51,260 --> 03:10:51,480
Okay.

3649
03:10:52,360 --> 03:10:52,960
Salsa.

3650
03:10:55,780 --> 03:10:56,660
Steuben cigar.

3651
03:10:56,660 --> 03:11:01,380
Which is what?

3652
03:11:01,440 --> 03:11:02,880
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3653
03:11:04,220 --> 03:11:07,300
With the active matrix screen, probably $48.

3654
03:11:07,420 --> 03:11:07,720
Which is what?

3655
03:11:07,780 --> 03:11:09,360
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3656
03:11:09,360 --> 03:11:12,400
With the active matrix screen, probably $48.

3657
03:11:12,520 --> 03:11:12,800
Which is what?

3658
03:11:12,840 --> 03:11:14,400
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3659
03:11:14,400 --> 03:11:17,480
With the active matrix screen, probably $48.

3660
03:11:17,480 --> 03:11:19,540
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3661
03:11:19,540 --> 03:11:22,540
With the active matrix screen, probably $48.

3662
03:11:22,780 --> 03:11:24,440
What's a sort of street price going to be on the list?

3663
03:11:24,440 --> 03:11:25,440
Okay.

3664
03:11:25,440 --> 03:11:26,440
Okay.

3665
03:11:26,440 --> 03:11:28,560
That's it now.

3666
03:11:28,560 --> 03:11:29,560
I won't do it anymore.

3667
03:11:29,560 --> 03:11:33,500
With the active matrix screen, probably $48, $4900.

3668
03:11:33,880 --> 03:11:34,840
Steuben bizarre.

3669
03:11:36,180 --> 03:11:37,840
Illegal dance moves.

3670
03:11:38,080 --> 03:11:38,540
Thanks a lot.

3671
03:11:39,040 --> 03:11:39,820
Thanks a lot.

3672
03:11:39,820 --> 03:11:39,900
Thanks a lot.

3673
03:11:39,900 --> 03:11:42,920
That's the new Toshiba 2150 with built-in CD.

3674
03:11:43,080 --> 03:11:43,620
Thanks a lot.

3675
03:11:44,080 --> 03:11:44,260
All right.

3676
03:11:44,300 --> 03:11:48,660
One of the compromises you usually have to make with a sub-notebook computer is a smaller

3677
03:11:48,660 --> 03:11:49,200
keyboard.

3678
03:11:49,580 --> 03:11:51,020
Not anymore, says IBM.

3679
03:11:51,360 --> 03:11:55,340
Here to show us their new butterfly sub-notebook is Ron Broomfield of IBM.

3680
03:11:55,480 --> 03:11:56,000
How you doing, Ron?

3681
03:11:56,000 --> 03:11:56,560
Hello, Stuart.

3682
03:11:56,560 --> 03:11:57,560
Your glorious tip.

3683
03:11:57,560 --> 03:12:25,560
Thank you for...

3684
03:12:25,560 --> 03:12:27,740
Georgia Rolls.

3685
03:12:27,740 --> 03:12:28,560
Thank you very much.

3686
03:12:29,320 --> 03:12:30,240
As well as the new track...

3687
03:12:30,240 --> 03:12:31,220
You simply say...

3688
03:12:31,220 --> 03:12:33,560
Steuben bizarre.

3689
03:12:34,100 --> 03:12:34,560
And it was...

3690
03:12:34,560 --> 03:12:36,560
Both Steuben Cuban...

3691
03:12:37,240 --> 03:12:38,560
So the keyboard ends up bigger than the computer...

3692
03:12:39,240 --> 03:12:39,560
And bizarre.

3693
03:12:40,380 --> 03:12:42,340
And it was like he was at a bizarre as well.

3694
03:12:43,660 --> 03:12:45,660
I mean, I wonder if there...

3695
03:12:45,660 --> 03:12:51,460
An update into any of the editing programs that allows you to do kind of...

3696
03:12:51,460 --> 03:12:52,020
Thanks a lot.

3697
03:12:52,020 --> 03:12:55,740
Stuff that you'd have to use Premiere Pro to do in the past.

3698
03:12:56,220 --> 03:12:56,660
But now...

3699
03:12:58,040 --> 03:13:01,660
Is there any editing software that has this stuff built in whereby...

3700
03:13:02,180 --> 03:13:03,180
I wanted to just...

3701
03:13:03,180 --> 03:13:05,860
List $2,000 less than its nearest competition.

3702
03:13:05,860 --> 03:13:06,940
Okay, which is what?

3703
03:13:06,980 --> 03:13:08,240
What's a sort of street price going to be?

3704
03:13:08,640 --> 03:13:10,760
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do when he does that movement.

3705
03:13:10,900 --> 03:13:12,180
I want to isolate Stu...

3706
03:13:12,180 --> 03:13:14,900
Doing that movement.

3707
03:13:14,900 --> 03:13:17,240
And then put him in Cuba.

3708
03:13:17,240 --> 03:13:23,780
Does anyone know of any editing software?

3709
03:13:24,000 --> 03:13:26,240
Whether it's Final Cut or...

3710
03:13:26,240 --> 03:13:27,900
Premiere Pro.

3711
03:13:28,500 --> 03:13:29,240
Or...

3712
03:13:29,240 --> 03:13:32,560
Any of those.

3713
03:13:35,240 --> 03:13:36,980
Can Blender do that, can it?

3714
03:13:37,480 --> 03:13:41,580
When I said Premiere Pro, stuff that you'd have to use After Effects to do before.

3715
03:13:41,880 --> 03:13:43,860
But now I think you can do it in...

3716
03:13:43,860 --> 03:13:46,000
Like different editing programs.

3717
03:13:46,220 --> 03:13:47,100
Mask on Premiere.

3718
03:13:47,100 --> 03:13:48,100
Mask on Premiere Pro.

3719
03:13:57,100 --> 03:13:58,100
With the Active Matrix screen...

3720
03:13:58,100 --> 03:13:59,100
Mask on Premiere Pro.

3721
03:13:59,100 --> 03:14:00,100
Okay, which is what?

3722
03:14:00,100 --> 03:14:02,100
What's a sort of street price going to be on?

3723
03:14:03,100 --> 03:14:06,100
The street price, I've just noticed, is asking...

3724
03:14:07,100 --> 03:14:10,100
What's the street price going to be on that?

3725
03:14:10,100 --> 03:14:14,100
So you could do like a Vice City or...

3726
03:14:14,100 --> 03:14:16,080
Like little scene.

3727
03:14:16,080 --> 03:14:18,080
And he's doing that to the Cuban music.

3728
03:14:18,080 --> 03:14:23,080
And there's a, you know, a load of street goods or wares or whatever that's going out.

3729
03:14:23,080 --> 03:14:26,080
You know, it could be with the...

3730
03:14:27,080 --> 03:14:31,080
Negotiating with the Mexican cartel or Colombian cartel or something.

3731
03:14:31,080 --> 03:14:38,080
Street price, stew spice, real nice.

3732
03:14:38,080 --> 03:14:45,080
It lists $2,000 less than its nearest competition.

3733
03:14:45,080 --> 03:14:45,080
Which is what?

3734
03:14:45,080 --> 03:14:47,080
What's the sort of street price going to be on that?

3735
03:14:47,080 --> 03:14:48,080
Which is sort of what?

3736
03:14:48,080 --> 03:14:51,080
What's the sort of street price going to be on that?

3737
03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:53,080
It almost sounds like a little bit...

3738
03:14:53,080 --> 03:14:58,080
It's a little bit of a dodgy deal as well when he speaks in those hushed tones.

3739
03:14:58,080 --> 03:15:07,080
With the active matrix screen, probably $48, $4900.

3740
03:15:07,080 --> 03:15:08,080
Okay, okay.

3741
03:15:08,080 --> 03:15:09,080
All right, thank you.

3742
03:15:09,080 --> 03:15:13,080
That's the new Toshiba 2150 with built...

3743
03:15:13,080 --> 03:15:15,080
...include our active matrix...

3744
03:15:15,080 --> 03:15:16,080
This is...

3745
03:15:16,080 --> 03:15:17,080
...color display...

3746
03:15:17,080 --> 03:15:19,080
...as well as the new track right keyboard.

3747
03:15:19,080 --> 03:15:20,080
Whoa!

3748
03:15:20,080 --> 03:15:21,080
Okay, I want to see an...

3749
03:15:21,080 --> 03:15:23,080
Is that Stew doing that?

3750
03:15:23,080 --> 03:15:24,080
Whoa!

3751
03:15:24,080 --> 03:15:26,080
He loves that keyboard.

3752
03:15:26,080 --> 03:15:28,080
But in fairness, it's pretty neat.

3753
03:15:28,080 --> 03:15:30,080
I mean, does it even need to do that?

3754
03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:35,080
I mean, it looks like it's comprised and compact when he's just opening it a little bit there.

3755
03:15:35,080 --> 03:15:38,080
As well as the new track right keyboard.

3756
03:15:38,080 --> 03:15:39,080
Whoa!

3757
03:15:39,080 --> 03:15:40,080
Oh, it does.

3758
03:15:40,080 --> 03:15:41,080
It spits off.

3759
03:15:41,080 --> 03:15:42,080
Yeah, very good.

3760
03:15:42,080 --> 03:15:43,080
Close it up and open it up.

3761
03:15:43,080 --> 03:15:44,080
Yeah.

3762
03:15:44,080 --> 03:15:46,080
So the keyboard ends up bigger than the computer.

3763
03:15:46,080 --> 03:15:47,080
I was wondering.

3764
03:15:47,080 --> 03:15:48,080
That's right.

3765
03:15:48,080 --> 03:15:49,080
Pretty clever.

3766
03:15:49,080 --> 03:15:53,080
So what you did is chop up that keyboard in two, sort of fix it around like a jigsaw puzzle,

3767
03:15:53,080 --> 03:15:55,080
and then open it up automatically every time you lift the lid.

3768
03:15:55,080 --> 03:15:56,080
That's right.

3769
03:15:56,080 --> 03:16:01,080
And we've also included our TrackPoint 3 pointing device integrated into the keyboard.

3770
03:16:01,080 --> 03:16:05,080
Some of the other features on the system are a built-in telephone plug that gives you...

3771
03:16:05,080 --> 03:16:08,080
This guy, when you first see him, he's an imposing figure.

3772
03:16:08,080 --> 03:16:10,080
He cuts an imposing figure.

3773
03:16:10,080 --> 03:16:12,080
I think Stew's big, but this fella's big as well.

3774
03:16:12,080 --> 03:16:14,080
The notebook is Ron Broomfield of Iowa.

3775
03:16:14,080 --> 03:16:15,080
There's Ron.

3776
03:16:15,080 --> 03:16:22,080
He's a gentle giant, and he sounds like a man who really appreciates the technology

3777
03:16:22,080 --> 03:16:24,080
and the way it's been implemented here.

3778
03:16:24,080 --> 03:16:30,080
And telephone plug that gives you telephony functionality, 16-bit audio with SoundBlaster

3779
03:16:30,080 --> 03:16:31,080
and SoundBlaster Pro support.

3780
03:16:31,080 --> 03:16:32,080
He's a good guest.

3781
03:16:32,080 --> 03:16:34,080
As well as 18-voice MIDI voice synthesis built in.

3782
03:16:34,080 --> 03:16:46,080
The system also has an infrared transceiver in the back, and they use this for communicating with other ThinkPad products as well as organizers and printing wirelessly, wireless.

3783
03:16:46,080 --> 03:16:51,080
In addition, there are two Type 2 PCMCIA ports on the side, or one Type 3.

3784
03:16:51,080 --> 03:16:56,080
And the battery is very easy to remove and change.

3785
03:16:56,080 --> 03:16:58,080
And your hard drive comes out too, actually.

3786
03:16:58,080 --> 03:17:00,080
Yeah, let's show that.

3787
03:17:00,080 --> 03:17:01,080
And change.

3788
03:17:01,080 --> 03:17:04,080
And your hard drive comes out too, actually.

3789
03:17:04,080 --> 03:17:05,080
Yeah, let's show that.

3790
03:17:05,080 --> 03:17:07,080
The hard drive is very small as well.

3791
03:17:07,080 --> 03:17:08,080
That's cool.

3792
03:17:08,080 --> 03:17:11,080
All right, can we take a look at the one you have set up and plugged in and working over here?

3793
03:17:11,080 --> 03:17:17,080
Now, the DSP is integrated into the system, so it gives you full duplex speakerphone support.

3794
03:17:17,080 --> 03:17:20,080
And we'll go ahead and we'll dial this number and we'll test it out.

3795
03:17:20,080 --> 03:17:22,080
So we've got a two-way telephone built in here.

3796
03:17:22,080 --> 03:17:23,080
That's right.

3797
03:17:23,080 --> 03:17:25,080
Hello, Bev, is that you?

3798
03:17:25,080 --> 03:17:26,080
This is Stuart.

3799
03:17:26,080 --> 03:17:27,080
We're on TV.

3800
03:17:27,080 --> 03:17:29,080
All right, this thing really works.

3801
03:17:29,080 --> 03:17:32,080
I'm calling you on an IBM ThinkPad, believe it or not.

3802
03:17:32,080 --> 03:17:34,080
All right, thanks a lot.

3803
03:17:34,080 --> 03:17:35,080
Great, well, we'll hang this up.

3804
03:17:35,080 --> 03:17:36,080
Yeah.

3805
03:17:36,080 --> 03:17:38,080
And close the duplex speakerphone.

3806
03:17:38,080 --> 03:17:43,080
And you'll see that there's also a full digital answering machine built in with the system as well.

3807
03:17:43,080 --> 03:17:48,080
And you can program this so you can develop this so that it gives you fax-back support as well.

3808
03:17:48,080 --> 03:17:51,080
Wow, so you've got really little portable office sitting here in this tiny little package.

3809
03:17:51,080 --> 03:17:52,080
You really do.

3810
03:17:52,080 --> 03:17:57,080
In addition, the system comes with an Intel 46DX4 75 MHz processor.

3811
03:17:57,080 --> 03:17:58,080
And in addition, well.

3812
03:17:58,080 --> 03:18:01,080
Wow, so you've got really little portable office sitting here in this tiny little package.

3813
03:18:01,080 --> 03:18:02,080
You really do.

3814
03:18:02,080 --> 03:18:07,080
In addition, the system comes with an Intel 46DX4 75 MHz processor and the hard drive size.

3815
03:18:07,080 --> 03:18:12,080
And the hard drive sizes are 360, 540, and an optional 720 megabyte hard drive.

3816
03:18:12,080 --> 03:18:14,080
And it's the new, you're actually calling it the 701C.

3817
03:18:14,080 --> 03:18:15,080
The 701C.

3818
03:18:15,080 --> 03:18:16,080
Okay, pretty cool.

3819
03:18:16,080 --> 03:18:17,080
Thank you.

3820
03:18:17,080 --> 03:18:22,080
All right, another new notebook computer getting lots of attention is the new color OmniBook from Hewlett Packard.

3821
03:18:22,080 --> 03:18:27,080
And it's showing up in all kinds of odd places, including the yachts in the America's Cup race.

3822
03:18:27,080 --> 03:18:37,080
Seen from a distance, the gliding yachts competing in the America's Cup race look serene and effortless as they weave through the ocean swells and around each other.

3823
03:18:37,080 --> 03:18:42,080
But on board the sailboats, the competition is as tense as the sail is taut against the wind.

3824
03:18:42,080 --> 03:18:47,080
This year, one of the defending boats is the America Cubed, piloted by the women's team.

3825
03:18:47,080 --> 03:18:55,080
Among the tools used on board the yacht and the support boat are a number of computers, including the Hewlett Packard OmniBook and an even smaller palm top.

3826
03:18:55,080 --> 03:19:01,080
With them, the boat's designers and trainers can download telemetry data directly from desktop machines in the wheelhouse.

3827
03:19:01,080 --> 03:19:02,080
Wheelhouse.

3828
03:19:02,080 --> 03:19:10,080
On each sailboat, as anybody that does a lot of sailing knows, there are instruments on the boat that tell the navigator and the skipper what's going on.

3829
03:19:10,080 --> 03:19:20,080
For instance, the wind speed, the boat speed, the heel angle, the wind angle on the boat, the tension on the mast, all of that.

3830
03:19:20,080 --> 03:19:23,080
There's a lot of information, the global positioning system.

3831
03:19:23,080 --> 03:19:30,080
All of that information comes from sensors around the boat into the computer and it's all then sent up here to me.

3832
03:19:30,080 --> 03:19:36,080
As with earthbound racers, the yachts have sensors to detect the movements and performance of the vessel.

3833
03:19:36,080 --> 03:19:41,080
Just as important is tracking the ship against the wind, measured by tenders which run alongside.

3834
03:19:41,080 --> 03:19:48,080
Shipboard computers collect and plot each boat's position relative to the wind and how close to the optimum position each boat is sailing.

3835
03:19:48,080 --> 03:19:53,080
The easy availability of hardware and data has given a new mobility to the crew and staff.

3836
03:19:53,080 --> 03:19:59,080
We have a really unique thing that we've started to do is to be able to get some of our data from the sailor.

3837
03:19:59,080 --> 03:20:05,080
The data from the sail boats actually put onto these palm tops through a cell phone and that's been a real tremendous thing.

3838
03:20:05,080 --> 03:20:11,080
So we can be even that much more mobile right out in the water with data and that's been pretty exciting to see.

3839
03:20:11,080 --> 03:20:13,080
Nice to be out on the water with data.

3840
03:20:13,080 --> 03:20:33,080
The coaches use these for the same reason. We sit behind, like tomorrow I'll be riding right behind the race boats and we just sit and punch our notes into here and you get back at the end of the day and you become very proficient as I say the two thumb type on the palm tops.

3841
03:20:33,080 --> 03:20:45,080
The data from testing America cubed models was used to perfect the final design developed on a PC and using a program called VPP or velocity prediction program.

3842
03:20:45,080 --> 03:21:01,080
The output from all of our tests goes through the VPP and gives us actual boat speeds and time around the course for a new keel idea, a new boat, a hull idea, a new sail shape, etc.

3843
03:21:01,080 --> 03:21:06,080
All of these are compared in times around the course or actual boat speeds.

3844
03:21:06,080 --> 03:21:12,080
Watching the sailing team guide America cubed through the water may bring to mind the graceful schooners of the last century.

3845
03:21:12,080 --> 03:21:18,080
And in fact, winning the race depends as much on the centuries on sailing skills as on modern science.

3846
03:21:18,080 --> 03:21:28,080
What the science of sailing gives us now and the technology, what it gives us is almost confirmation of what should be a sixth sense for any good sailor.

3847
03:21:28,080 --> 03:21:42,080
And we can take those margins right down to something very small, like an eighth of a knot, you know, the boat is going eighth of a knot faster today than it did yesterday because we've made this change to the rudder, for instance.

3848
03:21:42,080 --> 03:21:45,080
So before it was a gut feeling, you know, we think it's going better.

3849
03:21:45,080 --> 03:21:46,080
It feels a bit better.

3850
03:21:46,080 --> 03:21:50,080
But now we can say, yes, it is better for the computer chronicles.

3851
03:21:50,080 --> 03:21:51,080
I'm Giles Bateman.

3852
03:21:51,080 --> 03:21:55,080
For the computer.

3853
03:21:55,080 --> 03:21:56,080
Heroic.

3854
03:21:56,080 --> 03:21:59,080
Kind of looks like Dexter.

3855
03:21:59,080 --> 03:22:01,080
From that series.

3856
03:22:01,080 --> 03:22:03,080
Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

3857
03:22:03,080 --> 03:22:10,080
I believe the, uh, what is it, the yachting or the worlds, what do they call that fucking thing?

3858
03:22:10,080 --> 03:22:11,080
The worlds race.

3859
03:22:11,080 --> 03:22:13,080
The Volvo Ocean Race.

3860
03:22:13,080 --> 03:22:15,080
Is that the, is that what that was?

3861
03:22:15,080 --> 03:22:18,080
But that's in, is that still in Galway?

3862
03:22:18,080 --> 03:22:19,080
So you've decided on.

3863
03:22:19,080 --> 03:22:26,080
I'd say that would have been an interesting little, uh, look at a different world, a completely different slice of life.

3864
03:22:26,080 --> 03:22:29,080
Like, real rich lads.

3865
03:22:29,080 --> 03:22:35,080
In the richest world race of the world, hanging around for a few days.

3866
03:22:35,080 --> 03:22:40,080
And their crew and their entourage and hearing the sort of, uh, conversations they would have been having.

3867
03:22:40,080 --> 03:22:43,080
Thank you very much there for the tip, Georgia Rose.

3868
03:22:43,080 --> 03:22:45,080
And Moyer Soms after you.

3869
03:22:45,080 --> 03:22:50,080
Mo, Moyer Soms, I think was the name of that fella back there.

3870
03:22:50,080 --> 03:22:53,080
Who was wearing the Columbia Vest.

3871
03:22:53,080 --> 03:22:58,080
Moer Soms.

3872
03:22:58,080 --> 03:23:03,080
goes through the VPP and gives us actual boat speeds.

3873
03:23:03,980 --> 03:23:05,340
Boat speeds.

3874
03:23:10,480 --> 03:23:12,720
- So you've decided on a notebook computer,

3875
03:23:12,720 --> 03:23:15,600
but just like with a boat, your buying has only begun.

3876
03:23:15,600 --> 03:23:17,100
What about peripherals?

3877
03:23:17,100 --> 03:23:19,440
There are some basics you really ought to be thinking about.

3878
03:23:19,440 --> 03:23:21,760
Here to show us a few is Michael Goldstein,

3879
03:23:21,760 --> 03:23:23,900
editor in chief of PC Laptop Magazine.

3880
03:23:23,900 --> 03:23:24,740
Hi, Michael.

3881
03:23:24,740 --> 03:23:25,580
- Hey, Stuart.

3882
03:23:25,580 --> 03:23:28,060
All right, your view is that the use of laptop

3883
03:23:28,060 --> 03:23:30,000
Laptop Magazine. Hi, Michael.

3884
03:23:30,140 --> 03:23:30,620
Hey, Stuart.

3885
03:23:31,020 --> 03:23:36,000
All right. Your view is that the use of laptop computers has really changed over the years.

3886
03:23:36,540 --> 03:23:41,180
Well, laptops are really growing in use, and everyone is using them.

3887
03:23:41,280 --> 03:23:42,640
They're what I call whatever machines.

3888
03:23:42,860 --> 03:23:46,720
They're not just desktop companions anymore. They're desktop replacements.

3889
03:23:47,020 --> 03:23:51,220
Right. And we have all these PCMCIA slots that everybody showed us up until now,

3890
03:23:51,340 --> 03:23:54,060
and you've got to buy stuff to put in there to get some value out of that.

3891
03:23:54,280 --> 03:23:56,200
You've got a couple examples here. Show them to us.

3892
03:23:56,200 --> 03:23:58,240
Thank you very much. Looks like a big tool.

3893
03:23:59,320 --> 03:24:04,800
One of the first things you're going to need is a modem to get on the Internet, telecommunicate, and so on.

3894
03:24:05,260 --> 03:24:10,060
This is a standard 14.4 BPS data fax modem.

3895
03:24:10,340 --> 03:24:12,820
This is what's called the dongle. This is how you attach.

3896
03:24:13,140 --> 03:24:15,420
So that's where your RJ11 phone cord would go in.

3897
03:24:15,420 --> 03:24:18,240
Right, exactly. This is where you would attach to your phone cord.

3898
03:24:20,460 --> 03:24:22,500
Megahertz Corporation has a different idea.

3899
03:24:23,260 --> 03:24:27,720
They're saying, why carry that big dongle when you can snap off the X jack?

3900
03:24:27,940 --> 03:24:28,700
This is your modem.

3901
03:24:29,380 --> 03:24:30,760
Sweet little X jack.

3902
03:24:31,600 --> 03:24:34,140
It ranges between $200 and $400.

3903
03:24:34,140 --> 03:24:37,120
What goes into that little slot there? A fucking SIM card, is it?

3904
03:24:39,620 --> 03:24:41,580
Megahertz Corporation has a different idea.

3905
03:24:42,380 --> 03:24:46,800
They're saying, why carry that big dongle when you can snap off the X jack?

3906
03:24:47,000 --> 03:24:47,780
This is your modem.

3907
03:24:47,860 --> 03:24:48,400
It's built into it.

3908
03:24:48,440 --> 03:24:50,000
I take that's probably a little more expensive, huh?

3909
03:24:50,720 --> 03:24:56,420
It ranges between $200 and $400, depending on modem speed and so on and so forth.

3910
03:24:56,560 --> 03:24:59,120
Okay, so there's two modems. Now, what's the Xercom card there?

3911
03:25:00,120 --> 03:25:04,800
Xercom has an interesting solution for many of us have to plug into our networks as well as modems.

3912
03:25:05,180 --> 03:25:16,860
Why not one card to do two things? This is an Ethernet credit card fax modem. It's quite a mouthful, but what it does, you can hook up to your LAN or you can dial out to data.

3913
03:25:16,860 --> 03:25:17,640
That's a special pass on the internet.

3914
03:25:17,640 --> 03:25:19,380
Send a fax, receive a fax.

3915
03:25:19,440 --> 03:25:20,700
Thank you very much, the old triangle.

3916
03:25:20,700 --> 03:25:21,400
Online service.

3917
03:25:21,880 --> 03:25:24,740
So network card and fax modem all built into one, huh?

3918
03:25:24,820 --> 03:25:25,400
All in one.

3919
03:25:25,600 --> 03:25:26,500
And this guy here?

3920
03:25:27,140 --> 03:25:32,820
This is a multimedia interface card, but what's interesting is not the card, but the box it comes with.

3921
03:25:33,260 --> 03:25:37,000
This machine gives multimedia to the average laptop user.

3922
03:25:38,100 --> 03:25:43,280
So we've got a CD-ROM drive, sound card, speakers, the whole ballgame.

3923
03:25:43,280 --> 03:25:48,120
I don't know what the fuck that was. Was that a credit card reader that plugs into your fax modem all built into one?

3924
03:25:49,320 --> 03:25:50,200
Online service.

3925
03:25:50,700 --> 03:25:53,580
So network card and fax modem all built into one, huh?

3926
03:25:53,660 --> 03:25:54,220
All in one.

3927
03:25:54,420 --> 03:25:55,320
And this guy here?

3928
03:25:55,920 --> 03:26:01,660
This is a multimedia interface card, but what's interesting is not the card, but the box it comes with.

3929
03:26:01,960 --> 03:26:05,840
This machine gives multimedia to the average laptop user.

3930
03:26:06,900 --> 03:26:13,300
So we've got a CD-ROM drive, sound card, speakers, the whole ballgame, and it can go into your laptop.

3931
03:26:13,540 --> 03:26:13,800
Right.

3932
03:26:14,560 --> 03:26:16,440
Everyone wants to do multimedia these days.

3933
03:26:16,560 --> 03:26:18,100
There's 10,000 multimedia titles.

3934
03:26:18,500 --> 03:26:20,500
This is a Zenith Data System Z Player.

3935
03:26:20,860 --> 03:26:26,020
It includes a 16-bit sound card, speakers, sound in, sound out, microphones, headphones.

3936
03:26:27,800 --> 03:26:29,400
And you don't always have to take it with you.

3937
03:26:29,540 --> 03:26:31,480
You can stay at home or you can bring it with you.

3938
03:26:31,680 --> 03:26:32,000
All right.

3939
03:26:32,080 --> 03:26:33,640
This final little guy over here.

3940
03:26:34,660 --> 03:26:35,380
Little guy.

3941
03:26:35,920 --> 03:26:36,700
That's a printer, huh?

3942
03:26:37,100 --> 03:26:37,980
Crazy little guy.

3943
03:26:37,980 --> 03:26:38,100
What office would...

3944
03:26:38,100 --> 03:26:38,800
No, this is my battery.

3945
03:26:40,420 --> 03:26:42,460
You can stay at home or you can bring it with you.

3946
03:26:42,660 --> 03:26:42,980
All right.

3947
03:26:43,060 --> 03:26:44,600
This final little guy over here.

3948
03:26:46,140 --> 03:26:46,540
Okay.

3949
03:26:46,880 --> 03:26:47,660
That's a printer, huh?

3950
03:26:48,020 --> 03:26:48,960
What office would...

3951
03:26:48,960 --> 03:26:49,780
No, this is my battery.

3952
03:26:50,300 --> 03:26:51,020
No, it's not.

3953
03:26:51,680 --> 03:26:53,340
What office is complete without a printer?

3954
03:26:53,340 --> 03:26:55,040
And this is the Pentax Pocket Jet.

3955
03:26:55,580 --> 03:26:56,020
$499.

3956
03:26:56,700 --> 03:27:00,180
Prints on thermal paper, which is special thermal paper you'll need.

3957
03:27:00,680 --> 03:27:02,900
But offers excellent quality printing.

3958
03:27:03,340 --> 03:27:05,440
We just printed something out, which is...

3959
03:27:05,440 --> 03:27:09,140
This is the example of the kind of copy that comes out of that thing.

3960
03:27:09,400 --> 03:27:10,280
It weighs a pound, you say?

3961
03:27:10,280 --> 03:27:10,720
Lovely copy.

3962
03:27:10,720 --> 03:27:10,940
Yes.

3963
03:27:11,120 --> 03:27:14,580
Thank you very much, Sound Blaster 2000 MX.

3964
03:27:15,360 --> 03:27:17,840
This one, it has a battery inside or you can attach an AC.

3965
03:27:18,280 --> 03:27:18,520
Wow.

3966
03:27:19,380 --> 03:27:19,900
And that's it.

3967
03:27:19,940 --> 03:27:20,800
So that's easy enough to carry out.

3968
03:27:20,800 --> 03:27:21,640
Sound Blaster.

3969
03:27:21,720 --> 03:27:23,820
It's smaller than a lot of laptop batteries, huh?

3970
03:27:23,920 --> 03:27:28,040
Between this notebook computer and this printer, we're talking six-pound office.

3971
03:27:28,180 --> 03:27:29,940
So portable computing has changed a lot.

3972
03:27:30,020 --> 03:27:30,660
Thanks a lot, Mike.

3973
03:27:31,140 --> 03:27:48,140
Okay, if size and weight are really important to you in a portable computing device, then maybe you want a PDA, a personal digital...

3974
03:27:48,140 --> 03:27:51,120
That's a rare slip out there from previous guests.

3975
03:27:51,120 --> 03:27:57,900
Usually they remain in situ until we've cut away or we've gone to a VT.

3976
03:27:57,900 --> 03:28:02,840
I wonder, did he get the memo?

3977
03:28:04,540 --> 03:28:07,320
Then maybe you want a PDA, a personal digital assistant.

3978
03:28:07,320 --> 03:28:08,100
Doesn't look like he got the memo.

3979
03:28:08,120 --> 03:28:09,480
There are lots of choices here, too.

3980
03:28:09,580 --> 03:28:12,680
And Rich Malloy, editor-in-chief of Mobile Office Magazine.

3981
03:28:12,740 --> 03:28:16,120
Yeah, usually when they cut to the guests here, then they can walk away, but...

3982
03:28:16,120 --> 03:28:17,760
... is going to show us some...

3983
03:28:17,760 --> 03:28:19,000
Might have been a bollocking for that.

3984
03:28:19,240 --> 03:28:21,680
...we've got four neat toys here, so we start with the new version of the Newton.

3985
03:28:21,680 --> 03:28:22,360
Oh, he'll be punished.

3986
03:28:22,840 --> 03:28:24,500
Yeah, these are really incredible toys.

3987
03:28:24,580 --> 03:28:25,180
We really like them.

3988
03:28:25,180 --> 03:28:28,980
Now, this is the Newton. This is probably the most famous PDA out there.

3989
03:28:28,980 --> 03:28:31,660
This is the Eat Up Martha.

3990
03:28:31,660 --> 03:28:34,560
Four neat toys here, so we start...

3991
03:28:34,560 --> 03:28:37,000
Neat Toys by Four.

3992
03:28:39,160 --> 03:28:43,800
Mobile Office Magazine is going to show us some, and you've got four neat toys here.

3993
03:28:43,800 --> 03:28:45,820
So we start with the newest version of the Newton, Rich.

3994
03:28:45,820 --> 03:29:08,200
Yeah, these are really incredible toys. We really like them. Now, this is the Newton. This is probably the most famous PDA out there. It's been out there about two years, and it's got some strange mixed reviews, probably mostly because of the handwriting recognition had a problem. But it's not really a problem. You really can't expect a system like this to understand your handwriting. I can't understand the handwriting all the time, so it's not really a real issue.

3995
03:29:08,200 --> 03:29:22,000
But other than the handwriting recognition, you like it. Yeah, well, this one is better. It has more memory inside. It's got a screen. It's a sweet little Newton. Back here. And the screen's... Thank you very much, whatever machine, for your tip. Very kind of you.

3996
03:29:22,000 --> 03:29:31,300
They're always moving a little bit forward. But the real key to this product here is software. There are more programs available for this PDA than for any of the other ones.

3997
03:29:31,300 --> 03:29:49,000
ABNTA. Especially for database applications. If you're out in the field using a clipboard, and you're writing things down, and you're typing them into your portable later on, you might as well just get a new, and get some database software. Just key it in here once, do the link automatically to your portable, and then you've got it there. And this is a third generation one, right? This is with a 120 now. This is the MessagePad 120, the third attempt at Apple's. And then you've got it there. And this is a third generation one, right? This is with a 120 now.

3998
03:29:49,000 --> 03:30:00,000
This is the MessagePad 120, the third attempt at Apple's come out with this product. There are also other products based on the Newton technology. For example, from Motorola. And so we'll see probably even others.

3999
03:30:00,000 --> 03:30:03,000
And if you want to display, the original one is still for sale real cheap, right?

4000
03:30:03,000 --> 03:30:06,000
Oh, real cheap. It's like $199. I mean, it's great.

4001
03:30:06,000 --> 03:30:08,000
Okay, let's move to Zorus from Sharp.

4002
03:30:08,000 --> 03:30:16,000
Okay, this is from the guys who do the Wizard. And the Wizard has been very, very popular. And they're trying to build on that with this new system, which just came out.

4003
03:30:16,000 --> 03:30:28,000
Now, as you notice here, it has a great keyboard. This is the best keyboard I've seen on a PDA. I mean, it's really good. You can almost touch type, but for fingers like mine, it's difficult. But it's very good.

4004
03:30:28,000 --> 03:30:40,000
It's still a little early yet. We don't have a lot of software for it, but we may see that come in the future. One of the neat things is this little fax modem here. This is very, very small. You just...

4005
03:30:40,000 --> 03:30:52,000
Flashbacks of this little Ethernet port on the side of the thing. But I don't think I've ever seen this episode. It feels fresh. The rest of it feels fresh.

4006
03:30:52,000 --> 03:30:58,000
But maybe I've seen this kind of set up on another piece of tat in later episodes.

4007
03:30:58,000 --> 03:31:04,000
Just hook a... Thank you very much for the tip, Stu Fan. 42069. It's great that Stu has...

4008
03:31:04,000 --> 03:31:07,000
The telephone wire in there and you can fax. That's just tuning in as well.

4009
03:31:07,000 --> 03:31:14,000
Now also, there's a PCM CA8 slot in here. And if you want to fax on the road somewhere where there's no phone, you just put a wire...

4010
03:31:14,000 --> 03:31:31,000
So you can do wireless communications with the Zorus. Yeah. And it's a very useful product. We'll see this grow. Okay, let's go to MagicLink next from Sony.

4011
03:31:31,000 --> 03:31:43,000
Now this product came out a couple of months ago. It's a very impressive product. The best thing about it is the user interface. Now if you look on the screen here, there's a little message pad here you can write on it.

4012
03:31:43,000 --> 03:31:50,000
And go back to the desk and it just looks like, well, my desk is a lot messier than this one. But you can see...

4013
03:31:50,000 --> 03:31:59,000
You just touch whatever you want to do. Your Rolodex, your phone. And when you get tired of this area, you go out into the hallway, go down and walk down the hallway to different areas or go back into the desk.

4014
03:31:59,000 --> 03:32:05,000
Sweet little graphical user interface there. Dot matrix.

4015
03:32:05,000 --> 03:32:12,000
It's very easy for people to just plug in the telephone wire into a jack here and it automatically goes out and sees if you have any mail.

4016
03:32:12,000 --> 03:32:19,000
So it has a built-in modem and a built-in telephone, in fact, right? You can just talk and use this as a speakerphone. Right. There's a little attachment you can get where you can...

4017
03:32:19,000 --> 03:32:23,000
A little microphone and a little earphone that you can just put on and use this as a phone, right?

4018
03:32:23,000 --> 03:32:25,000
Uh-huh. Okay. And finally, the Scion.

4019
03:32:25,000 --> 03:32:41,000
This is my personal favorite. Notice how small it is. It's very light. You open it up. It's got a nice little keyboard and a fairly little screen. But it's got a nice assortment of software programs. If you can see, each of these buttons here calls up different programs.

4020
03:32:41,000 --> 03:32:48,000
So this is really more like a little computer than any of the other things we've seen. Exactly. This is more like a little palm-top computer. Right. It's got a lot of power.

4021
03:32:48,000 --> 03:33:00,000
A sweet little palm-top computer device. It has a little speaker in the back. This is a very big speaker for a system so small. And one of the things you can do with that speaker is you can dial people's phone numbers automatically. Just press enter.

4022
03:33:00,000 --> 03:33:19,000
So auto dial. Just put it up to the phone. Just hold your phone up to this speaker and you can dial very, very easily. Now there's also a little bit of college going on. Thank you very much. Whatever machine. Your tip. So I change the alarm to this. Thank you. All right.

4023
03:33:19,000 --> 03:33:23,000
Okay. So four neat little PDAs. Real quick, what's the price range of these things here?

4024
03:33:23,000 --> 03:33:36,000
That's price range as well. This one just came out. It's about $600, $700. The Sharp, it's about $500. The Sony is about $700 or $800. And this one's about $300, $400, depending on the memory.

4025
03:33:36,000 --> 03:33:48,000
They're great. Thanks a lot, Rich. Okay. That's our look at portable computing. Remember, if you have questions about any of the things you've seen on today's program, drop by our forum on CompuServe. It's called the Computers.

4026
03:33:48,000 --> 03:33:59,000
Abrupt. Gone. We were robbed of a beautiful ending to what was a fantastic episode I've never seen before.

4027
03:34:01,000 --> 03:34:13,000
I don't think you have either. Nobody else said it there during the episode that this is one that we've seen. Usually somebody does say that. Thank you very much, Mr. Magoo. Very, very kind of you there.

4028
03:34:13,000 --> 03:34:25,180
But that is it. I'm gonna fuck off now and really just ruminate on what has come before us. I mean, it was a real journey of the mind.

4029
03:34:26,560 --> 03:34:33,880
Into the end of Silent Hill. A lot of questions raised, not many of them answered.

4030
03:34:35,920 --> 03:34:44,420
And then to finish off, this has kind of been a palate cleanser. Always is going into the Computer Chronicles or Netcafé, the world of stew.

4031
03:34:46,020 --> 03:34:57,140
But still the lingering thought of all that moodiness, a hell of a lot of moodiness and a baffling storyline.

4032
03:34:58,780 --> 03:35:06,280
But that is that. Thank you very much for joining us and good night. And thank you very much for your tip as well. Just says good night.

4033
03:35:07,280 --> 03:35:15,060
We'll I'll leave you with the intro theme tune to Computer Chronicles because we were robbed of the outro, which I think is just the same as the intro anyway.

4034
03:35:15,220 --> 03:35:19,220
So it's still it is. It's still a powerful tune.

4035
03:35:27,220 --> 03:35:33,960
Look. This week on the Computer Chronicles, a sneak preview of Copeland, the new operating system for the Macintosh.

4036
03:35:33,960 --> 03:35:39,080
A look at three new Mac clones from Radius, Power Computing and Daystar Digital.

4037
03:35:39,580 --> 03:35:43,680
Want a portable Power Mac? We'll show you the new Power PC, PowerBook.

4038
03:35:44,040 --> 03:35:50,360
On NetNews, we'll check out the Power Computing website and show you how to get a sneak preview of the Copeland interface.

4039
03:35:50,680 --> 03:35:56,080
Plus, this week's computer news. All this and more coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

4040
03:35:56,080 --> 03:35:57,820
Computer Chronicles.

4041
03:35:57,820 --> 03:36:06,080
Computer Chronicles. 89. Yes, the Mac operating system has been doing long file names, plug and play, drag and drop.

4042
03:36:06,240 --> 03:36:07,160
All that. And welcome to the.

4043
03:36:07,160 --> 03:36:07,500
Computer Chronicles.

4044
03:36:12,020 --> 03:36:17,040
Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Chiffey. If you're a Mac head, you might like this.

4045
03:36:17,380 --> 03:36:18,260
A Mac head.

4046
03:36:18,760 --> 03:36:36,500
And if you can see it here, it says Windows 95 equals Macintosh 89. Yes, the Mac operating system has been doing long file names, plug and play, drag and drop, all that stuff for many years. But Apple is not standing still. With the competition now coming from Windows 95, Apple's about to launch its own new operating system, code named Copeland. This is the first major upgrade to the Mac OS in many years. And here to give us a sneak preview of the Mac OS that'll be coming out in 96 is Adam Samuels of Apple Computer. Welcome, Adam. Thanks.

4047
03:36:36,500 --> 03:37:06,480
Real quickly, in a nutshell, what's going to be new about Copeland? The big improvements in Copeland. Sorry, I did say I was going there. But I mean, then you just straight into another one. And it was the gadget that he had. Nah, we'll save it. It's nice to know there's one in the back pocket.

4048
03:37:06,480 --> 03:37:12,740
For, uh, for the next one. You don't have to go searching for it then. Uh, and then...

4049
03:37:12,740 --> 03:37:15,860
The CKS group has been called a new generation. Soft Windows.

4050
03:37:16,400 --> 03:37:31,100
I mean, that's an impressive situation in and of itself, is it not? Really seems like we've seen that guy. So, I wouldn't rush to put this on the list of ones that we need to watch next because it could be one that we've seen before.

4051
03:37:34,160 --> 03:37:35,320
Roberto Baggio.

4052
03:37:35,320 --> 03:37:44,240
Jan Hammer. It does look fresh, though. That hairdo, though, it's insane.

4053
03:37:45,240 --> 03:37:59,880
And there he looks like someone familiar. He looks like someone familiar there. Like a UK-based actor, maybe. And there he looks American. There he looks kind of Seinfeldian.

4054
03:38:03,320 --> 03:38:07,680
David Baddiel!

4055
03:38:10,240 --> 03:38:11,580
We might just

4056
03:38:11,580 --> 03:38:15,020
I think you've hit the nail on the head with that.

4057
03:38:18,420 --> 03:38:19,780
Definitely there, yeah.

4058
03:38:21,520 --> 03:38:23,960
Thank you very much there, Vin B.

4059
03:38:30,680 --> 03:38:32,280
Adriano Celentano.

4060
03:38:32,280 --> 03:38:37,360
The Power 100.

4061
03:38:38,880 --> 03:38:43,200
In addition to the Radius System 100, Apple has also licensed the Mac OS.

4062
03:38:43,800 --> 03:38:45,560
Stuminum Baddiel Unleashed.

4063
03:38:46,300 --> 03:38:46,900
Unplanned.

4064
03:38:47,180 --> 03:38:49,740
Companies Power Computing and Daystar Digital.

4065
03:38:50,200 --> 03:38:53,760
Here to show us the new Power 100 is Bob Levitas. Welcome, Bob.

4066
03:38:54,020 --> 03:38:54,260
Thanks.

4067
03:38:54,940 --> 03:38:55,500
Levitas.

4068
03:38:56,120 --> 03:38:58,500
I think he's been on the show before, you know.

4069
03:38:59,440 --> 03:39:01,540
We just haven't seen him in this form.

4070
03:39:01,640 --> 03:39:05,500
Nothing on the screen because, like, what's to see?

4071
03:39:05,600 --> 03:39:06,300
It's a Mac, right?

4072
03:39:06,380 --> 03:39:07,040
Just like a Mac.

4073
03:39:07,100 --> 03:39:08,000
It's going to look like a Macintosh.

4074
03:39:08,060 --> 03:39:08,340
Absolutely.

4075
03:39:08,600 --> 03:39:10,800
The box doesn't obviously look like a Macintosh.

4076
03:39:10,860 --> 03:39:12,160
So let me ask you to pop the lid.

4077
03:39:13,000 --> 03:39:17,440
And let's talk about what's inside here and how it's different and how it's the same as an Apple Mac.

4078
03:39:17,520 --> 03:39:19,860
And let me angle this up here so our cameras can...

4079
03:39:19,860 --> 03:39:25,540
Popping that lid and get into grips with pure beige magic.

4080
03:39:25,540 --> 03:39:27,260
An Unreal motherboard.

4081
03:39:27,260 --> 03:39:31,580
They're going to go all in on this Power 100.

4082
03:39:31,580 --> 03:39:32,660
Get a good shot of it.

4083
03:39:33,080 --> 03:39:34,960
And give us a little kind of guided tour of what's...

4084
03:39:34,960 --> 03:39:36,620
Has your man got shoulder pads in?

4085
03:39:36,660 --> 03:39:37,540
That would be a real...

4086
03:39:39,000 --> 03:39:41,800
Twist in the tail if that was the case.

4087
03:39:42,940 --> 03:39:43,380
Okay.

4088
03:39:43,600 --> 03:39:44,680
Let's start over here.

4089
03:39:44,800 --> 03:39:45,940
This is an Apple ROM.

4090
03:39:46,400 --> 03:39:47,620
This is a cache SIM.

4091
03:39:48,100 --> 03:39:51,580
That's the CPU, a PowerPC 601 running at 100 megahertz.

4092
03:39:51,940 --> 03:39:54,920
All the little gray guys on there are the Apple Custom ASICs.

4093
03:39:55,000 --> 03:39:55,880
There's 16 of them.

4094
03:39:56,120 --> 03:39:57,260
Thank you very much, Jackie.

4095
03:39:57,600 --> 03:40:01,020
We have eight RAM SIM slots over here making expansion very easy.

4096
03:40:01,020 --> 03:40:01,700
Thank you very much.

4097
03:40:01,840 --> 03:40:02,960
This is our I.O. card.

4098
03:40:03,220 --> 03:40:05,420
This is different from what we'd see in a Mac, obviously.

4099
03:40:05,560 --> 03:40:05,880
Yes.

4100
03:40:06,240 --> 03:40:09,340
On a Power Mac 8100, all the circuitry is on the motherboard.

4101
03:40:10,240 --> 03:40:12,440
And so the difference is we've moved it to the daughter card.

4102
03:40:12,520 --> 03:40:14,920
Makes it easier for us to make changes to it over time.

4103
03:40:15,020 --> 03:40:18,420
And it also lets you squeeze this inside this AT box, which is part of the design.

4104
03:40:18,640 --> 03:40:18,920
Absolutely.

4105
03:40:19,280 --> 03:40:20,160
I forgot about that.

4106
03:40:20,160 --> 03:40:20,320
Okay.

4107
03:40:20,380 --> 03:40:20,780
Good point.

4108
03:40:21,240 --> 03:40:23,320
And over here we have three new bus slots.

4109
03:40:23,720 --> 03:40:26,060
And finally, this is the high-performance video card.

4110
03:40:26,600 --> 03:40:29,800
The high-performance video is another piece that's also on the Apple motherboard.

4111
03:40:30,000 --> 03:40:31,280
We've moved it to the daughter card.

4112
03:40:31,560 --> 03:40:32,780
We've added one little feature.

4113
03:40:32,780 --> 03:40:36,520
This card offers a Macintosh and a VGA video port.

4114
03:40:36,860 --> 03:40:37,080
Great.

4115
03:40:37,560 --> 03:40:37,720
All right.

4116
03:40:37,760 --> 03:40:39,200
Now, you have another nice design feature here.

4117
03:40:39,280 --> 03:40:39,980
And show us that one.

4118
03:40:40,120 --> 03:40:40,320
Yes.

4119
03:40:40,420 --> 03:40:41,980
Our engineers really like this one.

4120
03:40:42,060 --> 03:40:45,260
This makes it very easy to add a second internal disk drive.

4121
03:40:45,360 --> 03:40:50,660
You just unscrew one screw, open the hinge like this, put the drive in, snap it back into place.

4122
03:40:50,900 --> 03:40:54,820
We've designed the system to be very easy to work inside, very open.

4123
03:40:55,200 --> 03:41:00,660
So you've really taken the economics of a PC-AT design, really, and put Macintosh stuff inside.

4124
03:41:00,940 --> 03:41:02,040
That's exactly what we're doing.

4125
03:41:02,040 --> 03:41:08,800
We're driving the price of Mac OS systems down by using proven PC technology and cases and power supplies.

4126
03:41:08,940 --> 03:41:12,660
The issue for a user is, as it was with PC-compatible design.

4127
03:41:12,660 --> 03:41:13,620
We'll move on here.

4128
03:41:13,820 --> 03:41:15,220
Call the Genesis MP.

4129
03:41:15,580 --> 03:41:19,060
Soft Windows demo that's a 90-day trial.

4130
03:41:19,180 --> 03:41:23,040
I want to see if he remains in situ after Stu Gold's or he does the...

4131
03:41:23,580 --> 03:41:25,300
Daystar Digital has pushed the Macintosh.

4132
03:41:25,300 --> 03:41:26,520
That was a bad cut.

4133
03:41:26,700 --> 03:41:27,540
I have to pay extra for the keyboard.

4134
03:41:27,540 --> 03:41:28,760
Isn't competition wonderful?

4135
03:41:29,580 --> 03:41:30,340
Daystar Digital has...

4136
03:41:30,340 --> 03:41:31,700
Real bad cut.

4137
03:41:31,780 --> 03:41:32,460
Look, this is done.

4138
03:41:33,160 --> 03:41:34,220
Pushed the Macintosh.

4139
03:41:34,480 --> 03:41:35,560
How have they done that?

4140
03:41:35,780 --> 03:41:37,520
The sound just changes completely.

4141
03:41:37,740 --> 03:41:38,480
Pay extra for the keyboard.

4142
03:41:38,480 --> 03:41:39,700
Isn't competition wonderful?

4143
03:41:40,420 --> 03:41:47,200
Daystar Digital has pushed the Macintosh design to its limit with a new multi-processor version called the Genesis MP.

4144
03:41:47,200 --> 03:41:52,160
Joining us for a demo of this new Monster Mac is Jack Kulk of Daystar.

4145
03:41:52,280 --> 03:41:52,840
Welcome, Jack.

4146
03:41:52,980 --> 03:41:53,320
Thank you.

4147
03:41:53,600 --> 03:41:57,400
Okay, you've pulled the door off there so we can see inside this machine.

4148
03:41:57,540 --> 03:41:58,640
And it's very powerful.

4149
03:41:58,780 --> 03:41:59,980
Lots of expandability.

4150
03:42:00,240 --> 03:42:00,920
Monster Mac.

4151
03:42:01,160 --> 03:42:01,320
Lots of processors.

4152
03:42:01,440 --> 03:42:01,960
Lots of memory.

4153
03:42:02,040 --> 03:42:03,660
Give us a tour of what's inside there, Jack.

4154
03:42:04,520 --> 03:42:14,020
Inside the Daystar Genesis MP, we have the four-processor, 132 megahertz card, which is, in fact, upgradable and can be moved.

4155
03:42:14,140 --> 03:42:16,960
We have six internal PCI slots.

4156
03:42:17,060 --> 03:42:18,600
This is the video card here we see.

4157
03:42:18,600 --> 03:42:24,880
We have 12 DIM slots, allowing this machine to be expanded to 1.5 gigabytes of memory.

4158
03:42:25,240 --> 03:42:34,160
We have seven internal drive bays, allowing you to put internal drive expansion supporting the fast and wide SCSI 2.

4159
03:42:34,360 --> 03:42:36,980
We also have the usual complement of external ports.

4160
03:42:37,180 --> 03:42:37,400
All right.

4161
03:42:37,460 --> 03:42:38,980
High-end machine, quite obviously.

4162
03:42:39,100 --> 03:42:44,000
Now, the point of the multi-processing that you can do in here is that you can do some things that are very processing.

4163
03:42:44,000 --> 03:42:44,960
DIM slots.

4164
03:42:45,160 --> 03:42:51,560
It had the SCSI, the fucking multiple bay option for extra drives.

4165
03:42:51,780 --> 03:42:53,020
It had a lot going for it.

4166
03:42:53,260 --> 03:42:54,760
Intensive, very fast, obviously.

4167
03:42:55,140 --> 03:43:00,200
Give us an example of a software application that really takes advantage of your multi-processor capability.

4168
03:43:00,480 --> 03:43:05,760
Well, on our screen here, we have an example of Photoshop, one of the best-known Macintosh applications.

4169
03:43:06,520 --> 03:43:13,120
Adobe has gone out and actually rewritten the core engine of Photoshop to enable multi-processing.

4170
03:43:13,120 --> 03:43:21,640
So let me give an example of a very common filter that a lot of the Photoshop users use in a single processor mode.

4171
03:43:21,820 --> 03:43:26,720
So by selecting the Gaussian blur, we are going out and accessing only one of the processors.

4172
03:43:26,880 --> 03:43:30,340
This progress bar shows how quickly the process is progressing.

4173
03:43:30,340 --> 03:43:35,200
So you're running that filter using one of your CPUs right now.

4174
03:43:36,260 --> 03:43:38,940
And it's going to normally take what?

4175
03:43:39,000 --> 03:43:41,260
Maybe 10, 12 seconds to do something like this?

4176
03:43:41,500 --> 03:43:41,560
That's correct.

4177
03:43:41,560 --> 03:43:43,100
And we see if it's been done.

4178
03:43:43,100 --> 03:43:46,540
Okay, so we go up and look at this plug-in that Adobe wrote for us.

4179
03:43:46,620 --> 03:43:50,460
Again, so by clicking this box, we are enabling multi-processor.

4180
03:43:51,140 --> 03:43:54,540
So let me undo what we did in that last Gaussian blur.

4181
03:43:55,200 --> 03:43:58,160
And now we'll do the same process using all four processors.

4182
03:43:58,620 --> 03:44:03,060
Now it should be noted that we're running this with 432 megahertz processors.

4183
03:44:03,380 --> 03:44:07,820
So even in the slow mode that we just saw, it was as fast as the fastest machine.

4184
03:44:07,900 --> 03:44:09,360
And obviously that was much quicker.

4185
03:44:09,820 --> 03:44:12,620
So this machine is running three and a half times.

4186
03:44:13,040 --> 03:44:16,900
Apple has brought them together in the first new PowerPC PowerBook.

4187
03:44:16,900 --> 03:44:22,480
We found them being used at Oracle, the database company, down the road here in Redwood City, California.

4188
03:44:23,240 --> 03:44:32,180
The database products designed inside these gleaming towers are more often associated with mainframe servers in large corporations than with small companies and notebook computers.

4189
03:44:32,900 --> 03:44:53,220
The Oracle Corporation has decided to port its information management software to the portable computer, starting with the PowerPC PowerBook.

4190
03:44:53,220 --> 03:44:54,240
The Oracle Corporation has created a multi-based Macintosh.

4191
03:44:54,240 --> 03:44:57,800
Two typical uses of this product are actual...

4192
03:44:57,800 --> 03:45:01,920
And Michael McHussey of Oracle is going to guide us through this.

4193
03:45:01,980 --> 03:45:03,000
But look at that backdrop.

4194
03:45:03,140 --> 03:45:06,020
That's where Husssey was doing his work.

4195
03:45:07,100 --> 03:45:10,880
Overlooking a beautiful kind of pond lake with a fountain in the middle.

4196
03:45:11,940 --> 03:45:13,580
And the impressive architecture.

4197
03:45:13,720 --> 03:45:16,700
I suppose this was Palo Alto, California.

4198
03:45:17,300 --> 03:45:19,660
This is where all the tech hubs were.

4199
03:45:19,760 --> 03:45:22,960
And they were developing cool little hubs and campus.

4200
03:45:22,960 --> 03:45:23,980
Campuses?

4201
03:45:24,240 --> 03:45:24,800
Campi?

4202
03:45:25,180 --> 03:45:25,740
I don't know.

4203
03:45:26,540 --> 03:45:29,460
And that's what we saw at the beginning there with those buildings.

4204
03:45:31,120 --> 03:45:34,680
The database company, down the road here in Redwood City, California.

4205
03:45:35,100 --> 03:45:35,940
Redwood City.

4206
03:45:36,360 --> 03:45:37,960
The database products designed inside...

4207
03:45:39,400 --> 03:45:41,780
They're writing database applications.

4208
03:45:42,080 --> 03:45:43,000
Tech lords.

4209
03:45:43,620 --> 03:45:52,340
With Personal Oracle 7, they'll be able to be not connected to the network and do all their development work and have complete control of their database and develop applications.

4210
03:45:52,940 --> 03:46:00,740
The other main use of it is for having information right on the desktop as opposed to out on the network.

4211
03:46:00,740 --> 03:46:07,000
So you can put a tremendous amount of information on that one machine and be able to access it right there.

4212
03:46:07,660 --> 03:46:14,320
Personal Oracle 7 is designed to run on the new Macintosh portables and desktop systems as a native Power Macintosh application.

4213
03:46:15,160 --> 03:46:19,580
The workgroup software takes advantage of AppleScript and features cross-platform portability.

4214
03:46:20,240 --> 03:46:27,960
According to Oracle, individual users in small companies can for the first time have the power and functionality of a scalable client-server system.

4215
03:46:27,960 --> 03:46:37,980
But we're talking about a database that is truly an Oracle relational database that people have traditionally only seen on mainframes and Unix boxes.

4216
03:46:38,340 --> 03:46:44,700
These things are now on the desktop platforms such as Windows 95 and shortly on the Power Macintosh.

4217
03:46:46,260 --> 03:46:53,780
And they will have the full capabilities of a relational database as well as having the speed of the Oracle engine.

4218
03:46:54,060 --> 03:47:21,260
I wonder will Giles Bateman even get a credit on Computer Chronicles.

4219
03:47:21,260 --> 03:47:22,700
That's the real test.

4220
03:47:28,140 --> 03:47:30,000
Vegan-faced coat monkey.

4221
03:47:33,260 --> 03:47:38,480
Beautiful bit of pretend scribblage and it's none other than Tim Baharan.

4222
03:47:38,720 --> 03:47:41,180
I think I've got the pronunciation right on that one.

4223
03:47:41,940 --> 03:47:48,020
Who is going to tell us about some of the latest tech news coming out of the valley.

4224
03:47:48,020 --> 03:47:52,680
I think he wrote for a magazine or the editor of a tech magazine at the time, a top one.

4225
03:47:52,680 --> 03:47:55,600
And Stu with the pretend scribbles as well.

4226
03:47:55,700 --> 03:47:57,040
So it's a nice little situation.

4227
03:47:57,280 --> 03:48:00,320
It's definitely one for the enthusiasts.

4228
03:48:03,180 --> 03:48:05,480
It's a whole new world for Apple these days.

4229
03:48:05,640 --> 03:48:08,000
Mac clones, a new OS on the horizon.

4230
03:48:08,240 --> 03:48:10,100
Fierce competition from Windows 95.

4231
03:48:10,760 --> 03:48:13,100
Some pundits are wondering whether Apple can survive.

4232
03:48:13,340 --> 03:48:18,380
Well, here to talk with us about the future of the Macintosh is the president of Creative Strategies, Tim Baharan.

4233
03:48:18,520 --> 03:48:19,160
Hi, how are you?

4234
03:48:19,840 --> 03:48:23,940
Just on this show, we've seen Apple out there licensing now.

4235
03:48:24,040 --> 03:48:25,080
So we have Mac clones.

4236
03:48:25,140 --> 03:48:28,300
Not only Mac clones, but guys who are doing in a way more than the Mac does itself.

4237
03:48:28,900 --> 03:48:29,980
Working on the new OS.

4238
03:48:30,240 --> 03:48:31,440
Let's talk about the clones first.

4239
03:48:31,580 --> 03:48:36,020
What do you think about this idea of licensing the Mac finally after these many years to other people?

4240
03:48:36,020 --> 03:48:39,700
So I can go out and buy a Power 100, which looks to be a pretty good machine.

4241
03:48:39,780 --> 03:48:41,420
Probably less than I can buy a comparable Mac.

4242
03:48:41,580 --> 03:48:41,780
Right.

4243
03:48:42,180 --> 03:48:43,540
It's good that they're finally doing it.

4244
03:48:43,600 --> 03:48:45,940
It would have been better if they had done this five years ago.

4245
03:48:46,060 --> 03:48:49,420
I mean, they really gave Microsoft and the Windows a huge opportunity.

4246
03:48:50,200 --> 03:48:52,640
However, you know, it's never too late, as they say.

4247
03:48:52,720 --> 03:48:58,420
And I think what's going to happen is that there will be many other machines out there that are not Apple-logoed,

4248
03:48:58,420 --> 03:49:01,320
but instead these clones that will undercut Apple's pricing a little bit.

4249
03:49:01,620 --> 03:49:06,920
And there will be a group of people who are willing to go for those clones based on those kind of prices.

4250
03:49:06,920 --> 03:49:10,700
So I think from Apple's standpoint, they look at it as another way to expand their presence.

4251
03:49:11,360 --> 03:49:16,320
And they really will still have big numbers sold, but this expands it through the clones.

4252
03:49:16,380 --> 03:49:17,760
And I think it's still important for them.

4253
03:49:17,920 --> 03:49:20,840
So it's good for Apple, not bad that these other guys are going to be selling Mac.

4254
03:49:20,840 --> 03:49:23,260
Yeah, you're going to get a nice, friendly interview with these.

4255
03:49:23,380 --> 03:49:26,800
There's going to be no stew-based hustling or harrying or expression.

4256
03:49:26,960 --> 03:49:29,280
I don't think it's all Tim, Tim, Tim.

4257
03:49:29,980 --> 03:49:37,620
He's a nice guy, but I mean, we usually get the gold when it's an unknown quantity face-to-face with stew.

4258
03:49:38,020 --> 03:49:40,020
And more batement, it seems.

4259
03:49:40,540 --> 03:49:41,140
Thanks, Stuart.

4260
03:49:41,220 --> 03:49:45,700
Although you wouldn't know it from Apple's marketing, they actually are working on a lot of cool new technology for the Macintosh.

4261
03:49:45,960 --> 03:49:47,520
To find out about it, you've got to go to them.

4262
03:49:47,820 --> 03:49:50,700
So here we are at Apple's support and information website.

4263
03:49:51,100 --> 03:49:53,040
And as you can see, you can find out information.

4264
03:49:53,040 --> 03:49:56,200
You can get technical support, product descriptions over here.

4265
03:49:56,280 --> 03:49:59,820
There's a tech info library, a little cyber dog hint of things to come.

4266
03:50:00,160 --> 03:50:03,740
But I think one of the coolest things about this site is simply the software updates that you can get.

4267
03:50:04,020 --> 03:50:07,380
You can download updates to different aspects of your system software.

4268
03:50:08,000 --> 03:50:09,180
Now, of perhaps more interest...

4269
03:50:09,180 --> 03:50:10,320
Your glorious tip.

4270
03:50:10,320 --> 03:50:11,640
...is the emerging clone market.

4271
03:50:11,800 --> 03:50:16,720
Thank you very much, Brooklyn, for your kind and generous tip.

4272
03:50:16,940 --> 03:50:19,540
You come in and you set up.

4273
03:50:19,660 --> 03:50:23,160
You use these pop-up menus to describe the exact system you want.

4274
03:50:23,400 --> 03:50:25,420
And then down at the bottom, you click check pricing.

4275
03:50:25,740 --> 03:50:27,960
And you can actually submit that to Power Computing.

4276
03:50:28,020 --> 03:50:29,460
They'll tell you what that system would cost.

4277
03:50:29,900 --> 03:50:31,920
Now, let me hop out of Netscape here for just a second.

4278
03:50:32,020 --> 03:50:33,140
For those of you who want to...

4279
03:50:33,140 --> 03:50:34,020
Random Access.

4280
03:50:35,140 --> 03:50:39,360
Now it's time for our weekly summary of what's new in the field of personal computing.

4281
03:50:39,500 --> 03:50:42,660
Let's go to Studio E for this week's computer news.

4282
03:50:42,980 --> 03:50:44,080
Oh, computer news.

4283
03:50:44,180 --> 03:50:47,340
They changed the name from random access to computer news.

4284
03:50:48,420 --> 03:50:49,600
In the random access file...

4285
03:50:49,600 --> 03:50:50,760
Oh, no, it's still random access.

4286
03:50:51,200 --> 03:50:51,720
What a...

4287
03:50:51,720 --> 03:50:53,440
Confuse in there, Stu.

4288
03:50:54,140 --> 03:50:56,140
Our weekly summary of what's new in the...

4289
03:50:56,140 --> 03:50:58,800
He's just saying it's basically computer news.

4290
03:50:58,880 --> 03:50:59,980
...field of personal computing.

4291
03:50:59,980 --> 03:51:03,280
Let's go to Studio E for this week's computer news.

4292
03:51:04,080 --> 03:51:06,260
In the random access file this week,

4293
03:51:06,360 --> 03:51:10,300
Sun Microsystems says it is trying to design computers for getting online

4294
03:51:10,300 --> 03:51:12,260
that sell for just a few hundred dollars.

4295
03:51:12,720 --> 03:51:16,160
Those machines would be able to access software on other computers

4296
03:51:16,160 --> 03:51:18,840
using a new Sun programming language called Java.

4297
03:51:19,520 --> 03:51:24,000
Lotus Development and Intel have integrated Lotus Notes with Intel's ProShare

4298
03:51:24,000 --> 03:51:27,260
to come out with a new product called Real-Time Notes.

4299
03:51:27,420 --> 03:51:32,000
Users can link their computers for data and video conferences simultaneously.

4300
03:51:32,720 --> 03:51:35,420
AT&T has announced yet another online service.

4301
03:51:35,600 --> 03:51:40,780
The AT&T Business Network features reference databases, financial and business news.

4302
03:51:40,920 --> 03:51:47,000
It is designed for the Soho market and costs about $25 per month for 10 hours of connect time.

4303
03:51:47,360 --> 03:51:50,660
If you surf the net, you're probably familiar with Yahoo.

4304
03:51:50,660 --> 03:51:59,160
As one of the guides to the web, Yahoo is increasing its search capabilities by incorporating the OpenText 5 search engine into the guide.

4305
03:51:59,160 --> 03:52:05,460
Online users will get their first glimpse of Yahoo's expanded search capabilities in early October.

4306
03:52:05,460 --> 03:52:10,120
VocalTech is delivering a free voice communications tool on the internet.

4307
03:52:10,560 --> 03:52:17,080
Internet Wave or iWave allows PCs to broadcast or receive high-quality voice or music over the net.

4308
03:52:17,080 --> 03:52:22,700
I have two computers. I have a Mac and a PC. Obviously now I'm using the PC.

4309
03:52:23,180 --> 03:52:29,480
But are you guys going to come out with something that's compatible to the same server so we can all keep in touch?

4310
03:52:29,480 --> 03:52:33,280
Yes, we'll come out with the Mac version later this year.

4311
03:52:33,280 --> 03:52:36,480
A new guide, and that is an online...

4312
03:52:36,480 --> 03:52:37,440
...with the Mac version.

4313
03:52:39,020 --> 03:52:40,780
Sincerely, Little Girl.

4314
03:52:41,320 --> 03:52:42,420
All hail Krull.

4315
03:52:42,820 --> 03:52:44,000
Nintendo Game Boy!

4316
03:52:44,360 --> 03:52:45,860
...server so we can all keep in touch?

4317
03:52:46,320 --> 03:52:49,560
Yes, we'll come out with the Mac version later this year.

4318
03:52:50,480 --> 03:52:51,380
A new guide...

4319
03:52:56,380 --> 03:52:57,380
...yes...

4320
03:52:57,380 --> 03:53:01,480
...compatible to the same server so we can all keep in touch?

4321
03:53:02,420 --> 03:53:04,420
Nobody move, please.

4322
03:53:04,800 --> 03:53:05,120
...to you.

4323
03:53:06,020 --> 03:53:10,020
A new guide to the net is an online magazine called Web Review.

4324
03:53:10,280 --> 03:53:15,440
The bi-weekly e-zine features reviews of websites, information on website design,

4325
03:53:15,560 --> 03:53:17,620
and covers issues shaping the internet.

4326
03:53:18,360 --> 03:53:24,820
If you're a frequent flyer on American Airlines, you'll soon be able to get miles on the ground when you shop at Computer City.

4327
03:53:25,240 --> 03:53:33,600
Beginning November 1st, Computer City will offer shoppers one advantage mile for each pre-tax dollar spent on products, classes, and certain repairs.

4328
03:53:34,360 --> 03:53:38,720
Skytel says it has become the first company to offer a two-way paging service.

4329
03:53:39,140 --> 03:53:41,720
The new pager comes with built-in responses such as...

4330
03:53:41,720 --> 03:53:43,240
Discuss the Jennings deal?

4331
03:53:43,680 --> 03:53:44,380
Yes, okay.

4332
03:53:44,380 --> 03:53:45,600
What is this a fucking...

4333
03:53:45,600 --> 03:53:47,340
...Konami game?

4334
03:53:47,340 --> 03:53:51,200
...built-in responses such as yes, no, and will call later.

4335
03:53:52,380 --> 03:53:54,840
The new pager comes with built-in responses...

4336
03:53:54,840 --> 03:53:56,260
Who's asking you to discuss the...

4337
03:53:56,260 --> 03:53:57,200
Is that some...

4338
03:53:57,200 --> 03:54:00,020
Somebody has texted him or paged him saying,

4339
03:54:00,240 --> 03:54:01,680
Do you want to discuss the Jennings deal?

4340
03:54:01,680 --> 03:54:03,380
I thought this was some sort of...

4341
03:54:04,000 --> 03:54:05,380
...personal organizer...

4342
03:54:06,100 --> 03:54:07,920
...suggestion message that...

4343
03:54:07,920 --> 03:54:09,080
...interacts with you.

4344
03:54:09,140 --> 03:54:12,380
...such as yes, no, and will call later.

4345
03:54:12,380 --> 03:54:16,900
The two-way pager costs about $400 plus monthly service and...

4346
03:54:16,900 --> 03:54:17,720
...paging service later.

4347
03:54:17,720 --> 03:54:20,200
The two-pager comes with built-in response...

4348
03:54:20,200 --> 03:54:22,340
...$100 plus monthly service charges.

4349
03:54:22,840 --> 03:54:26,680
Golfers can now use their own clubs to play on their PC.

4350
03:54:26,680 --> 03:54:29,980
The ProPlay Golf Simulator from Thrustmaster...

4351
03:54:29,980 --> 03:54:30,760
...transforms...

4352
03:54:30,760 --> 03:54:31,980
Thrustmaster.

4353
03:54:31,980 --> 03:54:34,120
...to play on their PC.

4354
03:54:34,460 --> 03:54:37,300
The ProPlay Golf Simulator from Thrustmaster...

4355
03:54:37,300 --> 03:54:40,800
...transforms a whole PC into a golf swing analyzer...

4356
03:54:40,800 --> 03:54:42,680
...and simulated golf course.

4357
03:54:42,680 --> 03:54:45,320
The package includes an electronic controller...

4358
03:54:45,320 --> 03:54:46,360
...indoor pitching net...

4359
03:54:46,360 --> 03:54:48,060
...and foam golf balls.

4360
03:54:48,060 --> 03:54:49,460
It sells for $800.

4361
03:54:49,460 --> 03:54:52,900
Finally, have you ever given a presentation...

4362
03:54:52,900 --> 03:54:54,700
...where everything went wrong?

4363
03:54:54,700 --> 03:54:57,320
There's a chance you could win a compact multimedia notebook...

4364
03:54:57,320 --> 03:55:00,720
...if you can top anyone else's presentation nightmare.

4365
03:55:01,240 --> 03:55:04,960
Interlink Electronics is sponsoring this webpage-based contest...

4366
03:55:04,960 --> 03:55:07,400
...and accepting entries until November 1st.

4367
03:55:07,720 --> 03:55:12,040
Contestants will be judged on originality, humor, and sheer horror content.

4368
03:55:12,480 --> 03:55:14,600
Well, that's it for this week's computer news.

4369
03:55:14,780 --> 03:55:15,040
Stuart?

4370
03:55:15,720 --> 03:55:19,280
Before we leave you, my pick of the week for a new computer product.

4371
03:55:19,280 --> 03:55:22,280
It's always great to get a pick of the week promo shot...

4372
03:55:22,280 --> 03:55:26,960
...and he's always singing the praises of whatever it is he's promoting...

4373
03:55:26,960 --> 03:55:28,060
...obviously, because you're promoting it.

4374
03:55:28,120 --> 03:55:31,100
But there was that one time, that needle in a haystack...

4375
03:55:31,100 --> 03:55:32,240
...where he fucking...

4376
03:55:32,240 --> 03:55:35,020
...tore the arse of some programmer or...

4377
03:55:35,020 --> 03:55:36,380
...company for...

4378
03:55:36,380 --> 03:55:39,480
...making a shit piece of software, basically.

4379
03:55:39,700 --> 03:55:40,960
Can't remember the name of it, though.

4380
03:55:41,020 --> 03:55:42,120
Maybe it was...

4381
03:55:42,120 --> 03:55:44,240
...was it Disc Tracy?

4382
03:55:44,560 --> 03:55:45,500
Which was like...

4383
03:55:45,500 --> 03:55:49,220
...a detective for your hard drive that goes through your disc.

4384
03:55:49,560 --> 03:55:50,840
I don't know why my camera's off there.

4385
03:55:51,940 --> 03:55:52,880
Disc Tracy.

4386
03:55:53,800 --> 03:55:54,340
Maybe...

4387
03:55:54,340 --> 03:55:57,780
I'm trying to remember what it was that he slagged off...

4388
03:55:57,780 --> 03:55:59,740
...if anyone can remember that before I go.

4389
03:56:01,080 --> 03:56:04,740
But this is probably something that he's promoting, like, you know...

4390
03:56:05,740 --> 03:56:06,860
...that he thinks is good.

4391
03:56:07,960 --> 03:56:08,980
Before we leave...

4392
03:56:08,980 --> 03:56:09,540
...content.

4393
03:56:09,820 --> 03:56:11,960
Well, that's it for this week's computer news.

4394
03:56:12,180 --> 03:56:12,400
Stuart?

4395
03:56:13,100 --> 03:56:15,340
Before we leave you, my pick of the week...

4396
03:56:15,340 --> 03:56:16,760
...for a neat new computer product.

4397
03:56:16,860 --> 03:56:20,680
If you got hooked on Myst, you might want to check out a relatively new game...

4398
03:56:20,680 --> 03:56:21,300
...called...

4399
03:56:21,300 --> 03:56:22,980
Hooked on Myst.

4400
03:56:23,680 --> 03:56:25,680
...a relatively new game...

4401
03:56:25,680 --> 03:56:26,920
...called Pissed.

4402
03:56:27,000 --> 03:56:29,120
You might want to check out a relatively new game...

4403
03:56:29,120 --> 03:56:30,360
...called Gadget.

4404
03:56:31,680 --> 03:56:32,240
Gadget!

4405
03:56:32,900 --> 03:56:33,360
...and...

4406
03:56:33,360 --> 03:56:38,240
...a really new game...

4407
03:56:38,240 --> 03:56:38,580
...and...

4408
03:56:38,580 --> 03:56:38,580
...a game...

4409
03:56:38,580 --> 03:56:38,580
...and...

4410
03:56:38,580 --> 03:56:39,580
...a game...

4411
03:56:39,580 --> 03:56:41,580
...it was the Cockroach game...

4412
03:56:41,580 --> 03:56:41,880
...and...

4413
03:56:41,880 --> 03:56:43,580
...we ended up playing it...

4414
03:56:43,580 --> 03:56:46,920
...before then he recommended Spycraft...

4415
03:56:46,920 --> 03:56:47,580
...ended up playing it...

4416
03:56:47,580 --> 03:56:49,500
...completed one of those games...

4417
03:56:49,500 --> 03:56:50,580
...the Cockroach Buck...

4418
03:56:50,580 --> 03:56:51,380
...but the...

4419
03:56:51,380 --> 03:56:53,540
...Spycraft was just fucking...

4420
03:56:53,540 --> 03:56:54,580
...it was too much...

4421
03:56:54,580 --> 03:56:55,580
...um...

4422
03:56:55,580 --> 03:56:56,060
...um...

4423
03:56:56,060 --> 03:56:56,720
...maybe...

4424
03:56:56,720 --> 03:56:58,160
...maybe a chance of going back to it...

4425
03:56:58,160 --> 03:56:59,000
...but that wouldn't...

4426
03:56:59,000 --> 03:57:00,120
...interest a lot of people...

4427
03:57:00,120 --> 03:57:01,680
...a lot of people would turn on me again...

4428
03:57:01,680 --> 03:57:02,160
...you know...

4429
03:57:02,160 --> 03:57:03,920
...I had a lot of people turning on me...

4430
03:57:03,920 --> 03:57:04,420
...uh...

4431
03:57:04,420 --> 03:57:05,280
...when playing that...

4432
03:57:05,280 --> 03:57:06,920
...telling me it was rubbish in this...

4433
03:57:06,920 --> 03:57:08,380
...to get rid of it...

4434
03:57:08,380 --> 03:57:09,000
...you know...

4435
03:57:09,000 --> 03:57:10,920
...so I eventually caved...

4436
03:57:10,920 --> 03:57:13,720
...give Thrustmaster a go...

4437
03:57:13,720 --> 03:57:15,220
...the Thrustmaster make the...

4438
03:57:15,220 --> 03:57:15,680
...uh...

4439
03:57:15,680 --> 03:57:16,260
...flight...

4440
03:57:16,260 --> 03:57:17,220
...uh...

4441
03:57:17,220 --> 03:57:18,680
...thruster and fucking...

4442
03:57:18,680 --> 03:57:19,520
...stick for the...

4443
03:57:19,520 --> 03:57:19,880
...uh...

4444
03:57:19,880 --> 03:57:20,720
...flight simulator...

4445
03:57:20,720 --> 03:57:21,180
...I think...

4446
03:57:21,180 --> 03:57:23,260
...um...

4447
03:57:23,260 --> 03:57:24,560
...but Gadget...

4448
03:57:24,560 --> 03:57:26,260
...could this be the next new...

4449
03:57:26,260 --> 03:57:28,180
...sleeper hit...

4450
03:57:28,180 --> 03:57:29,180
...the Stu...

4451
03:57:29,180 --> 03:57:30,440
...recommended...

4452
03:57:30,440 --> 03:57:31,600
...sleeper hit...

4453
03:57:31,600 --> 03:57:32,020
...of...

4454
03:57:32,020 --> 03:57:34,180
...2025...

4455
03:57:34,180 --> 03:57:34,980
...unmissed...

4456
03:57:34,980 --> 03:57:37,360
...you might want to check out a relatively new game...

4457
03:57:37,360 --> 03:57:38,780
...called Gadget...

4458
03:57:38,780 --> 03:57:40,280
...this is a mist-type game...

4459
03:57:40,280 --> 03:57:41,340
...only with people...

4460
03:57:41,340 --> 03:57:43,140
...it was created in Japan...

4461
03:57:43,140 --> 03:57:45,640
...people did turn on you with the cockroach game...

4462
03:57:45,640 --> 03:57:47,220
...at one point as well...

4463
03:57:47,220 --> 03:57:48,880
...accusations of doing things...

4464
03:57:48,880 --> 03:57:50,020
...that are not right...

4465
03:57:50,020 --> 03:57:51,220
...were thrown in your direction...

4466
03:57:51,220 --> 03:57:51,820
...well look...

4467
03:57:51,820 --> 03:57:53,480
...that's just part and parcel of it...

4468
03:57:53,480 --> 03:57:54,440
...you know...

4469
03:57:54,440 --> 03:57:54,720
...uh...

4470
03:57:54,720 --> 03:57:55,740
...didn't Spycraft...

4471
03:57:55,740 --> 03:57:58,200
...actually have an ex-CIA director...

4472
03:57:58,200 --> 03:57:59,300
...make an appearance...

4473
03:57:59,300 --> 03:58:00,160
...ohin fortune...

4474
03:58:00,160 --> 03:58:02,040
...you'd be correct in saying that...

4475
03:58:02,040 --> 03:58:03,780
...and the same guy...

4476
03:58:03,780 --> 03:58:04,840
...uh...

4477
03:58:04,840 --> 03:58:05,560
...died...

4478
03:58:05,560 --> 03:58:06,740
...suspiciously...

4479
03:58:06,740 --> 03:58:09,320
...a few months after making the game...

4480
03:58:09,320 --> 03:58:10,380
...um...

4481
03:58:10,380 --> 03:58:12,780
...I don't know whether or not he'd gone rogue...

4482
03:58:12,780 --> 03:58:13,060
...you know...

4483
03:58:13,060 --> 03:58:14,360
...and he was doing all sorts...

4484
03:58:14,360 --> 03:58:15,960
...maybe the CIA didn't like it...

4485
03:58:15,960 --> 03:58:17,680
...his name was Bill...

4486
03:58:17,680 --> 03:58:18,260
...or something...

4487
03:58:18,260 --> 03:58:20,260
...can't remember...

4488
03:58:20,260 --> 03:58:23,480
...canoeing accident...

4489
03:58:23,480 --> 03:58:24,360
...or something it was...

4490
03:58:24,360 --> 03:58:24,680
...in...

4491
03:58:24,680 --> 03:58:26,260
...Virginia...

4492
03:58:26,260 --> 03:58:30,260
...or Maryland...

4493
03:58:30,260 --> 03:58:32,300
...but this game...

4494
03:58:32,300 --> 03:58:32,900
...Gadget...

4495
03:58:32,900 --> 03:58:34,200
...has the Stuart...

4496
03:58:34,200 --> 03:58:35,720
...seal of approval...

4497
03:58:35,720 --> 03:58:36,720
...is a good idea...

4498
03:58:36,720 --> 03:58:39,180
...if you got hooked on Myst...

4499
03:58:39,180 --> 03:58:40,180
...you might want to check out...

4500
03:58:40,180 --> 03:58:41,560
...a relatively new game...

4501
03:58:41,560 --> 03:58:42,860
...called Gadget...

4502
03:58:42,860 --> 03:58:44,460
...this is a Myst-type game...

4503
03:58:44,460 --> 03:58:45,580
...only with people...

4504
03:58:45,580 --> 03:58:47,260
...it was created in Japan...

4505
03:58:47,260 --> 03:58:48,080
...and it features...

4506
03:58:48,080 --> 03:58:48,920
...spooky music...

4507
03:58:48,920 --> 03:58:49,960
...great artwork...

4508
03:58:49,960 --> 03:58:51,020
...weird people...

4509
03:58:51,020 --> 03:58:51,820
...and these kinds of...

4510
03:58:51,820 --> 03:58:53,180
...omineous black and white...

4511
03:58:53,180 --> 03:58:54,180
...video clips...

4512
03:58:54,180 --> 03:58:55,120
...like Myst...

4513
03:58:55,120 --> 03:58:55,900
...part of the game...

4514
03:58:55,900 --> 03:58:56,640
...is to figure out...

4515
03:58:56,640 --> 03:58:57,920
...what the game is about...

4516
03:58:57,920 --> 03:58:58,840
...you travel around...

4517
03:58:58,840 --> 03:58:59,540
...gathering clues...

4518
03:58:59,540 --> 03:59:00,800
...pretty fucking...

4519
03:59:00,800 --> 03:59:01,900
...deep and dark...

4520
03:59:01,900 --> 03:59:02,940
...for Stu...

4521
03:59:02,940 --> 03:59:05,040
...or for Computer Chronicles...

4522
03:59:05,040 --> 03:59:07,760
...Gadget...

4523
03:59:07,760 --> 03:59:08,540
...want to check out...

4524
03:59:08,540 --> 03:59:09,020
...a relatively new game...

4525
03:59:09,020 --> 03:59:10,260
...I don't want to look it up...

4526
03:59:10,260 --> 03:59:11,360
...I don't want to...

4527
03:59:11,360 --> 03:59:12,340
...see what it's about...

4528
03:59:12,340 --> 03:59:13,200
...plot, Wikipedia...

4529
03:59:13,200 --> 03:59:14,000
...any of that stuff...

4530
03:59:14,000 --> 03:59:15,200
...I just want to download it...

4531
03:59:15,200 --> 03:59:16,340
...and play it and see...

4532
03:59:16,340 --> 03:59:17,980
...see it unfold...

4533
03:59:17,980 --> 03:59:19,040
...and just base...

4534
03:59:19,040 --> 03:59:20,400
...everything on Stu's...

4535
03:59:20,400 --> 03:59:20,920
...opinion...

4536
03:59:20,920 --> 03:59:22,720
...even though this was a piece of...

4537
03:59:22,720 --> 03:59:24,160
...promo material...

4538
03:59:24,160 --> 03:59:25,220
...maybe the show...

4539
03:59:25,220 --> 03:59:25,820
...you know...

4540
03:59:25,820 --> 03:59:27,700
...got a bit of cash for this...

4541
03:59:27,700 --> 03:59:29,600
...but I mean...

4542
03:59:29,600 --> 03:59:30,720
...that probably happened...

4543
03:59:30,720 --> 03:59:31,700
...for the Cockroach game...

4544
03:59:31,700 --> 03:59:33,100
...as well, you know...

4545
03:59:33,100 --> 03:59:35,080
...game called Gadget...

4546
03:59:35,080 --> 03:59:36,680
...this is a Myst-type game...

4547
03:59:36,680 --> 03:59:37,720
...only with people...

4548
03:59:37,720 --> 03:59:39,340
...it was created in Japan...

4549
03:59:39,340 --> 03:59:40,220
...and it features...

4550
03:59:40,220 --> 03:59:41,120
...spooky music...

4551
03:59:41,120 --> 03:59:41,700
...great art...

4552
03:59:41,700 --> 03:59:43,880
...Japan as well...

4553
03:59:43,880 --> 03:59:44,520
...work...

4554
03:59:44,520 --> 03:59:45,580
...weird people...

4555
03:59:45,580 --> 03:59:46,380
...and these kinds of...

4556
03:59:46,380 --> 03:59:47,720
...omineous black and white...

4557
03:59:47,720 --> 03:59:48,920
...video clips...

4558
03:59:48,920 --> 03:59:49,700
...like Myst...

4559
03:59:49,700 --> 03:59:50,440
...part of the game...

4560
03:59:50,440 --> 03:59:51,200
...is to figure out...

4561
03:59:51,200 --> 03:59:52,480
...what the game is about...

4562
03:59:52,480 --> 03:59:53,420
...you travel around...

4563
03:59:53,420 --> 03:59:54,420
...gathering clues...

4564
03:59:54,420 --> 03:59:55,560
...and collecting gadgets...

4565
03:59:55,560 --> 03:59:57,080
...to be used in unraveling...

4566
03:59:57,080 --> 03:59:58,560
...the secrets of the story...

4567
03:59:58,560 --> 03:59:59,360
...I haven't finished...

4568
03:59:59,360 --> 04:00:00,240
...the game yet...

4569
04:00:00,240 --> 04:00:01,480
...but it is captivating...

4570
04:00:01,480 --> 04:00:02,260
...in the same way...

4571
04:00:02,260 --> 04:00:03,800
...that Myst draws you in...

4572
04:00:03,800 --> 04:00:05,360
...the game is called Gadget...

4573
04:00:05,360 --> 04:00:06,260
...it's distributed...

4574
04:00:06,260 --> 04:00:07,140
...by Synergy...

4575
04:00:07,140 --> 04:00:08,740
...it costs about 60 bucks...

4576
04:00:08,740 --> 04:00:09,880
...and it runs on a Mac...

4577
04:00:09,880 --> 04:00:11,080
...or a Windows PC...

4578
04:00:11,080 --> 04:00:14,240
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles

4579
04:00:14,240 --> 04:00:16,780
We'll be back again next week with more neat stuff

4580
04:00:16,780 --> 04:00:19,260
From the world of personal computer technology

4581
04:00:19,260 --> 04:00:21,940
I'm Stuart Chiffey, we'll see you here next time

4582
04:00:21,940 --> 04:00:22,780
From the world...

4583
04:00:22,780 --> 04:00:24,540
I'm going to look for Gadget

4584
04:00:24,540 --> 04:00:27,060
And we don't know what that would be like

4585
04:00:27,060 --> 04:00:30,200
But I mean, it certainly has his seal of approval

4586
04:00:30,200 --> 04:00:34,200
And when he said to us that he hasn't finished it

4587
04:00:34,200 --> 04:00:35,780
That sealed the deal for me

4588
04:00:35,780 --> 04:00:39,240
Because I really truly believe that he sampled the software

4589
04:00:39,240 --> 04:00:41,240
Even if he didn't finish it

4590
04:00:41,240 --> 04:00:44,780
I haven't finished the game yet

4591
04:00:44,780 --> 04:00:48,420
But it is captivating in the same way that Myst draws you in

4592
04:00:48,420 --> 04:00:50,020
The game is called Gadget

4593
04:00:50,020 --> 04:00:51,760
It's distributed by Synergy

4594
04:00:51,760 --> 04:00:56,100
It costs about 60 bucks and it runs on a Mac or a Windows PC

4595
04:00:56,100 --> 04:00:59,080
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles

4596
04:00:59,080 --> 04:01:01,540
We'll be back again next week with more neat stuff

4597
04:01:01,540 --> 04:01:03,540
That's it for this week's Stream Chronicles

4598
04:01:03,540 --> 04:01:05,160
We'll be back again on the next stream

4599
04:01:05,160 --> 04:01:08,220
I'm Francis, we'll see you here next time

4600
04:01:08,220 --> 04:01:10,660
And no fucking outro

4601
04:01:10,660 --> 04:01:14,680
I've been absolutely gypped there at the last hurdle

4602
04:01:14,680 --> 04:01:18,020
They cut the outro of it

4603
04:01:18,020 --> 04:01:19,960
The intro will have to do

4604
04:01:19,960 --> 04:01:24,060
Good night everyone

4605
04:01:24,060 --> 04:01:25,520
Good night

4606
04:01:25,520 --> 04:01:28,420
Don't have Silent Hill nightmares

4607
04:01:28,420 --> 04:01:32,100
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