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Moondust is still a problem

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PRODUCER

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Nobody move please

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We have a stream

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We're going back to the stream port

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Don't try to make any stupid moves

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Mr. Winger Mons

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Drifting down the right

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You know he's gonna cut inside

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It's only Mr. Winger, man, it's only Mr. Winger.

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Mr. Winger, man, they call him Mr. Winger.

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Mr. Winger, man, it's only Mr. Winger.

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*singing* You guys know anything about that?

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Kolnick just got dropped!

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Good. Shit ain't easy around this town.

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We got four bad looking hombres. Fun times over guys. Get the fuck down.

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Where's your son? Got any identification? Don't resist! Where's your goddamn son?

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Skinny backup, it's getting hot down here. Don't move buddy!

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Tell me where your goddamn son is. He's got a piece! I just killed one of those ballads, Joey.

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I saw I'm reaching for something. KSAs, you use this machine? Yeah, it spins nice.

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Talking to you kid. Stay quiet. Where's the fabric soft? He's got a piece! Put away the gun!

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I just dropped another one. Oh shit. Stay there. White stripe, nice. What about this guy? Put away the gun now!

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You fucking cone! I just killed another goddamn cone!

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I know what the fuck is that with me! You crazy motherfucker, Bowie!

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unbelievable news there coming through the pipeline mainframe welcome to the stream by the way thank

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you very much jamesy for the tip there and i have seen what you're asking me if i've seen this 1994

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secrets of the company car on bbc archives i've watched it it's great stuff maybe one for the

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stream at some other point as well but i'm more in tune with what no jaw jimmy is saying there

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about the fact that john virgo aka oscar schindler of the computer chronicles has been releasing

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music muse dust on his own website is this true jimmy is this true because if what you're saying is true

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then we might have we might have discovered pandora's box here welcome everybody thank you

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for joining us here on another edition of gadget the game which is setting the world on fire the

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streaming world on fire everybody is watching it everybody's tuning in ignore the actual viewer count

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numbers and uh that's been they've been they've been meddled with in order to throw me off the scent

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of this incredible find which is a game from 1995 called gadget it's fantastic uh schindler's playlist

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schindler's playlist

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he has his own youtube channel with mad memes and sweet sweet songs not what you'd expect from him let's

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have a look at this let's get this up and rolling right here right now

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brave browser it's a brave new world it's a brave new world i'm just gonna put in paul schindler

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into the yoke and see what that returns

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thank you very much conrad for the tip there and jamesy as well are you are spoiling us the gadget streams

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yeah some people are saying it's shit a lot of people saying it's shit they don't like it but i mean at the same time paul schindler

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says he loves it and i'm much more inclined to take his words than any naysayers out there

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uh we put our little situation box on here it's our browser window where the fuck is that on internet browser

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then paul schindler youtube channel moon dust and there we have it moon dust is still a problem and now my uh

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screen needs to be adjusted there take that out of the equation and then we're good to go

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miss lara croft thank you very much miss lara croft and uh colmeister thank you very much there

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gadger get here's to many many more streams thank you very much for the tip there so if this really is his uh

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channel it seems as though he's doing us a a real big time favor by cutting out all of the computer

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chronicles and just isolating pure schindler magic absolute schindlesteins i'm getting pins and needles

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just thinking about the whole fucking segment of a just a schindler stream maybe maybe we should save this

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yeah let's let's save this we've we've we've struck something here and it says no jojimmy it says he's

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got his own channel and he's got songs so it's just it's not it's not just these little clips from the

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computer chronicles him wearing a a lovely pirate hat uh schindler moments uh it's it's pure schindler

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unadulterated schindler educational songs he looks like he's wearing a wig looks like bob uh mortimer

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in uh vic and bob when they're doing mulligan and o'hare this this could be unbelievable this could be

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the best find in a long time and and we have to really uh say thank you very much to no jaw jimmy

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for that absolutely fantastic situation unbelievable stuff for finding that and that has put a lovely little

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bit of a salt and pepper twist on a on what could have been i'm not gonna say bland i'm not gonna say

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gadget is bland it's not bland it's got a lot going for it but when we're dealing with situations like

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this here you can see his head in the thumbnail i don't even want to go into it three views let's get

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that fucking boosted i don't want any jiggery-pokery any fun act anybody acting the bollocks it's this guy's a

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legend nobody going in there and uh terrorizing his youtube or anything like that because then we lose

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out thank you very much anonymous for the tip and cistern ball cock thank you very much there for the tip

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says are you first are you thirsty for a few i'm thirsty all right for a few i don't know what you

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mean incredible scenes custard creams we're living the dream do you know what that means do you know what

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that means i dare say you don't as robo cop thank you very much robo cop for the tip there tips away

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the reason viewer count is down is because people are gathering in houses and pubs to watch it

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well i don't know how that oh that that would explain it all right and you get a lot of people

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yeah actually you're right it wouldn't surprise me if people are doing that they're they're congregating

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and making little special arrangements to do it and then the view account is just hit by that you know

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it's definitely nothing to do with the my inability to face the fact that it's not an entertaining stream

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that's not what happens here we don't think like that i never have and uh thank you very much paul

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meskel for the tip as well says just had a big feed of fish and chips and robbie and chris mcbee thank

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you very much and shult very very kind of you i i won't shirk my duties any further and i'll get straight

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into the mainframe of this this gadget past as future gadget invention travel and adventure an amazing

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absolutely ludicrous game from 1995 from a bunch of crazy little guys out there in the ether the other

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side of the world the other planet well it might as well be because it's a different language a different

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culture it's it's completely different everything and uh i'm just getting my uh game up and running

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here let's see if we can cut to the main screen and get it going on the main screen there dos box

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is started we don't want that let's turn that off should really have started this up before this year keep

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on forgetting about this and then yesterday we had the exact same issue where it went full screen for me and

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then i couldn't talk to you because i didn't know what was going on i didn't even know if the stream was

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still going but windows 95 is definitely starting press any key to run scan disk on these drives yes

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microsoft scan disk is running and now windows 95 internet explorer is up and running hopefully what we

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can do then is just minimize that yes beautiful stuff and we can skip to our main screen and then our game capture

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we can get that going yeah we can that's up on the screen loud sounds of a train

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uh full screen on input grab no we don't want that we do not want that

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disc four the final disc disc world terry pratchett all that shenanigans gadget past his future

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this is how it begins this is how it ends twisted thank you very much there twisted jane withers

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uh active x plug-in internet explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close

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thank god they don't have to deal with that anymore i think we left it sorry more wind again i noticed a

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few times there yesterday there was wind breaking the flow of the stream and hopefully it didn't really

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register too much uh kind of these are just mini micro burps that are happening and they don't really

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manifest as a full frank and flourishal flourishal belch more of a kind of repressed suppressed gaseous

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leak which punctuates mainly uh you know sentences but it's it's minute but i do want to just

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say sorry in case it has registered and uh you think it's disgusting uh well at least you can't smell it

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not that it's bad i just yeah it's all right it's fine it's it's sound breath you know i did have some gravy

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but i mean it's not really gone it's not you can't really tell you need someone else to tell you whether

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or not your breath is bad but i'm just glad that it hasn't ever it hasn't got to that stage yet

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do you know where your breath even is bad for you as you do know like you go you grow accustomed to smells

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and uh things like that so i mean you might not ever even realize you've got bad breath until it's too late

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until someone has to tell you it sounds like a dreaded scenario it's happened uh you know when

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when i was in school once i won't go back to i don't want to uh go back to that memory it was a negative

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memory and this fella here is a sort of polar express tom hanks dweller of the train car compartment 12

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has been reserved in your name a package has been left for you there that's uh that's great news for

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us gives us something to go on at least a brand new lead and obviously number 10 it's not our room but

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we can go in for a little goose and maybe a switch on of the wireless this is a flash news report before dawn this

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morning it was verified at the national observatory that a comet is approaching dangerously close to earth

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according to the observatory's announcement the approach of the comet will disturb the earth's magnetic field

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giving rise to a range of natural disasters from earthquakes to floods and tidal waves i repeat

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bring me down there so i'm at mid-level with the game there so uh we've the same dispatch

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as we heard in the very beginning of the game a comet is hurtling towards earth i do remember last

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night when we met up with the much fabled and vaunted character horse lover now he said that we're all about

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to escape on a spaceship ride out of earth before the comet hits which you know just leaves us asking more

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and more questions about the validity of these men these people who they are and who am i i mean i i could

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be a spy for all we know um thank you very much there for the tip clone named gibso and jamesy if you've missed

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me i said thanks at the beginning of the stream because you you tipped you tipped after the stream

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last night thank you very much jamesy so i think we're a spy and we've met a few creepy customers all right i

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don't know what this is probably some other scientific steampunk contraption device that i will no doubt use

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without any knowledge of what its usage is until we actually use it but i mean as far as the game goes

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itself considerably and utterly on rails and quite engrossing at the same time as well you know i don't

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really get to display any sort of gaming prowess or skill whilst playing this which i always usually like to

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do you know at least to make myself feel good because i still feel like i'm the reason you know my skills

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are the reason these huge crowds are gathering in pubs and closed spaces to watch the stream on a singular

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monitor just to regain that sense of community that we had you know whilst watching things with other people

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and not kind of isolated but um it was completely on rails and that's just the way i like this sort of uh

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situation sometimes you can't beat a good scalp of action and survival horror

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but what about this this is my booklet this room number 12 this is the same booklet i had in the uh hotel room

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8am west end hotel slow slop sensoraba binoculars electric generator helium neon lasers scanner and radium

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so that is that seems like a list of essentials that you might need to get at the shop before it closes

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at 10. we're on a train right now and there is no chance to nip to the shop at all i think uh that was

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number oh and there is again look we just turned around and none other than wayne rooney is gentlemen

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back in his childhood days and thank you very much there for the tip

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deirdre flag from balina i remember getting crash bandicoat for my sixth birthday

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the gadgets you young people have today don't tickle me they just don't tickle me

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great stuff well that's great stuff to hear and thanks for the tip

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and that was a nice few stretches as well should you need to knock the heat down there if i write it up

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put it down there from 17.5 to a respectable 16. let's go and see what this absolute

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unit has to offer and there we have it he just has started to float away unbelievable scenes we can't

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repeat it we can't repeat it

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and uh apologies if you if the volume was too loud there i mean i have to kind of ride the levels

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as this goes along because uh we don't really know what's around the corner but that was one of those

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like kind of things you'd see i remember seeing like a 3d animator making really crap animations but they

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were they were frightening and haunting as well maybe he's on a youtube channel or something but uh that

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that's exactly what that looked like and let's move along here and see what's in store in number seven

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nothing

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and ronaldo has gone

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i mean if their intention was to put the shits and the fears up us then they have succeeded

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we are in room number 12. lubega is in cabin number five

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this bucket number four the guy with the green hair

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was the scanner in compartment 12. there's no problem as long as we get it back give it to horse lover

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i wonder if we missed compartment 12. there's an adrian brodie figure here

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or maybe not on closer expect inspection it looks looks like a kind of a woman man there's no time to build up a large ship we've decided on small scale spacecraft

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we can't all fit aboard and we haven't yet to be able to go to the ark and we haven't yet decided on a destination

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nobody knows how far the ship might have to go the ark will keep on traveling as long as the fuel ore lasts

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and uh somebody was saying there yesterday there is uh i saw in the chat people asking where are the women in this game

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are there any women and i think it is a world without women and maybe just the fact there aren't women in the world this is what happens

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this is what happens to people and society

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uh it ends up in a really paranoid schizophrenic odd strange dark noir world of trains and men called horse lover

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the comets gadgets and the whole shebang i believe in horse lover since our days at the national academy of science he's directed our activities with impeccable judgment

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the escape plan using the ark it was horse lover who developed it he's a man who can save the world i for one believe it to be so

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that's great news all these guys are probably gonna end up getting vaporized pretty soon

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is this the horse lover himself no it's not it's mike pence ladies and gentlemen former vice president mike pence

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thank you thank you thank you very much thank you very much as well john wayne how are you francis won't be up as late i'm heading to new grange in the morning passage tomb job well that's great news that's that's grange news for you that's grange news new grange i've never been myself but um

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i hear it's very very interesting and that's a that's a big understatement but uh all the best with that and uh enjoy it enjoy it is new grange the place where

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you know you can't get in unless you book six months in advance you know people were going there for the solstice and all that sort of stuff and you know people are coming from across the world to go there

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i've never been myself but uh it should really be free for people who are citizens you go into a raffle carrie okay well what about the freedom of the citizens of ireland is it not free for us or

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is it just is it pure intense money makery now

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you just sauntered in do you you just just walk up to it i think that that was the same with uh

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the uncle going to the rock cashel as well

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you know 20 euro is it right interesting stuff interesting stuff and who's that money going to

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now the office of public works is it or is it going to some sort of druid fund

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seeing as though it was those lads who built it or was it or was it pagans or was it neolithic lads really

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don't know to be honest with you druid lads are after you tartarians the jewel of the northeast draw

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neolithic okay so it's neolithic does that was that pagan times or was that druid times or are they of the same times

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the gale legends twas okay okay and thank you very much there anal bob and al bob let us move on the sensorama has been scrapped our objective is now the arc

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once we get a prototype built we can shift right into mass production

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you've got to help us there's so little time doomsday approaches so mike pence has

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some words to tell us and they're not good we know that the comet is is heading towards us at pace

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sensorama has been scratched the same thing again i kept doing this yesterday where they'd finish what

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they were saying and i hit them and they only were saying the same thing again

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no admittance at sakuba 2017 thank you very much

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go to the compartments of each of the scientists and hear what they have to say that's a message from mr

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horse lover i've go to the compartments of each and i hear what they have said there's a message for

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it from a mr horse lover that's what we've just done we've been there

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Can't go through there

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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I'm going to go through the road

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No admittance

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Something's missed here, isn't it?

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I've missed something in these gaffes

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There's something that needs to be got

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Or there is an item which has not been collected

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Mike Pence is still just

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Doing as usual

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Unbelievable stuff

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I believe in horse lover

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Since our days

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At the National Academy of Science

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He's directed at activities with impeccable judgement

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I believe to use the R

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Because horse lover developed it

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The man who can save the world

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I believe it to be so

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Not you again

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Oh

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This guy

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We haven't seen this lad

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Slow Slop has given us his permission to use the military installation

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All the materials we need

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All the materials we need are there

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Once we install the parts you're carrying the arc will be complete

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All you have to do is follow horse lover's orders and that's it

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We've seen everyone

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We just go out

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We leave the

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Carriage

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The cabin

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Back out into the hallway

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Chat to Polar Express over here

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Oh

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For fuck's sake

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Sorry about that, sorry about that

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Just getting a little bit

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Annoyed with these lads here

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That's him

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That's him, we've done that lad, that's fine

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Haven't done this one

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Horse lover

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Thank fuck for you

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Have you got the scanner?

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Get it out of your suitcase

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I want to check this data

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You can start it up by turning on the switch

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Or turning the switch

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Didn't say on

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Stay on

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Wow

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Intriguing scenes

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Interesting stuff

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Seems to be

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Kind of computer aided design

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Graphic design

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Schematic train

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And then monorail design

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Graphic design

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Schematic train

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And then monorail design

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And then monorail design

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And then monorail design

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Twisted

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Twisted

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Just resting in my account

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Thank you very much for the tip

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Just resting in my account there

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And Sucuba 2017

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Let's

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Hopefully that doesn't crash

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It looks like it's crashed but this happened last night as well

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I can hear

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Joe and your PC is doing heavy processing

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And it just makes a louder sound

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Sounds like my PC is going 90

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It's really crunching those numbers

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It's really

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The game is really putting it through its paces

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through its paces. It does look like a Pip-Boy alright. What we're trying to do here now is just wait it out because...

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Miss Lara Croft. Miss Lara Croft. Thank you very much Miss Lara Croft. Tell you it'd be great to watch some...

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I've said it before I'll say it again. Full unedited uncut episodes of Pat Kenny's heraldry.

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Of the Late Late Show. We're talking 1999 to 2000 and...

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Probably like what? 8? I mean it's pretty remarkable if you think about it that for 10 years...

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It was pure uncut Fish Gail Kenny on TV and then there's no record of it on the internet.

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I mean there's bits and pieces you know you'll get clips here and there.

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But what about entire uncut, untouched episodes? Where do they reside other than the library and RTE?

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I'd love to know. I mean that would be a lot of funny viewing as well you know.

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It would be a time capsule mania nightmare. And it will also be a beautiful study in...

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Presentership from the man himself.

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We're the classic agnostic guys. Captain Sack, thank you very much for the classic agnostic guys. Um...

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my mind.

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So that was a lot of worrying on my behalf there.

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I even...

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Seeged into a fucking...

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Pat Kenny wouldn't it be great...

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Side issue just to fill the time.

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Waste of time that.

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I could have saved that Pat Kenny speculation for another time when I needed it.

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Now I've pissed it away.

336
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And thank you very much Crunchy ASMR for the tip and I did tip there who's just tipped.

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Your name is I did tip. Thank you very much for that.

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What have I done?

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Ok.

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We'll save it anyway just to be sure.

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Because we don't want to get caught out...

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Uh...

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Hissing in the wind.

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Save update data. Yes.

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And look at this.

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We'll click on this fellas face here next to my head.

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And watch him and he'll turn around to us.

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Good luck.

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Good luck.

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And then as we saw last night this fella down here.

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Horse lover.

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Below.

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Watch him.

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You click on him and...

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Oh no.

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It's only a...

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A subtle movement of the head.

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You can't really make it out.

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Thank you very much.

360
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It's simple.

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Paul Schindler there.

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The alert.

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Paul Schindler.

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Chris.

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Thank you very much Chris for the tip.

366
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Let us...

367
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Let us pray.

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Pray.

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I did the prayer ending there in a kind of Latino way.

370
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You often see footballers doing that from South America when they've done their prayers.

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Entering the pitch or after scoring a goal.

372
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They do that thing.

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It's the sign of the cross.

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And then a...

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Like a chef's kiss.

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Are they blowing kisses to God?

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When they do that?

378
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Or are they kissing their hands?

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I imagine during Covid that would have been a very contentious issue.

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Uh...

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You know kissing your hands.

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I don't know if anybody can really fill me in on the details there.

383
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Could be kissing the beads or a necklace with the cross.

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But there is never a...

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They don't go onto the pitch.

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They wouldn't be allowed.

387
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Regulations.

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FIFA regulations.

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You're not allowed to play football wearing...

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Rosary beads.

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Rule 596 section B42.

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Uh...

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Macron Show Cardinal.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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Cheers.

396
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,120
It's been Grand Senior Tommy and even Fontaine.

397
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Have you thought about doing a bus stream at all?

398
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,120
Well I haven't.

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Macron.

400
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,120
Thank you very much for the tip.

401
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,120
I haven't.

402
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,120
Because it's not my kind of stuff.

403
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,120
Uh...

404
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,120
But...

405
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,120
Look.

406
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We can't...

407
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We can only...

408
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We don't...

409
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We don't know...

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All we know is we know enough to know that we do not know.

411
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And there are things that we do know that we don't know.

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Okay?

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And what we're dealing with is a phenomenon known as...

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Unknown unknowns.

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Okay?

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Hopefully that answers your question.

417
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And thanks for the tip.

418
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And that's us done.

419
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Horse Lover still...

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Bishop Len Brennan with the Mr. Bean suit.

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Len Bean.

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Len be aven ya.

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Len be aven ya.

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All the data is here.

425
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Now we can finish the arc.

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Go to the locomotive.

427
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,120
Wilhelm is waiting there.

428
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,120
I want you to carry a sample of the fuel ore.

429
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,120
I bet you that's that fuckin' specimen.

430
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,120
That mineral we...

431
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,120
We see it in disc one.

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Ffff...

433
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Ffff...

434
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Ffff...

435
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120
We're almost there so you've got to hurry.

436
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,120
Great stuff.

437
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,120
Great stuff.

438
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,120
Ffff...

439
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,120
Ffff...

440
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,120
Ffff...

441
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Great stuff.

442
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,120
Ffff...

443
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,120
Ffff...

444
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,120
Ffff...

445
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,120
Ffff...

446
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:48,960
locomotive. Wilhelm is waiting there. I want you to carry a sample of the fuel ore. I bet you that's

447
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:57,660
that fucking specimen, that mineral we've seen in disc one. We're almost there so you've got to hurry.

448
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,900
Great stuff.

449
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:31,300
Thank you very much there. Twisted. Does God know all? Thank you very much for the tip and an interesting question as well. Very deep for this time of day. Very deep. You need a glass of scotch and a cigar whilst mulling that one over. But I have neither at the moment. I have no intention of going down that road.

450
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Now look at this.

451
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:53,100
Let's just start twisting shit even though we don't know what we're doing.

452
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,440
I don't know what that's about.

453
00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:14,760
There we go. Someone right here. Look.

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00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:16,260
Oh it's Brian Clough.

455
00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:24,160
I heard about it from Horse Lover.

456
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,740
The fuel ore is clipped on the wall there.

457
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:35,940
Yeah.

458
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And.

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Any room in the box for this.

460
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,560
We do.

461
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,160
It's a well packed box.

462
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,320
Everything's ready.

463
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:14,860
The Nova Express is almost at army arsenal.

464
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,620
Right? Why does he keep on saying the same stuff?

465
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:27,360
Is there any way we... What do we do? Do we drive the train now?

466
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:30,380
Okay, now we're in a new land, it would seem.

467
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*Sounds of the train*

468
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*Sounds of the train*

469
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And then we have the Chattanooga Choo Choo pulling in to the National Station.

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*Sounds of the train*

471
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:30,360
And let's shunt and bump our way out of this locomotive nightmare that we found ourselves in.

472
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,820
And get ourselves a nice juice at the concession stand outside hopefully.

473
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:44,580
Nova Express.

474
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,940
The Nova Express is going to pull into the roundhouse.

475
00:42:56,500 --> 00:43:03,140
Unbelievable scenes. You can really feel the anticipation building now towards this denouement.

476
00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:11,140
This absolute climax of climaxes. What's going to happen? How's this going to manifest?

477
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:21,580
The train has been round-tabled for now, pointed in a different direction.

478
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,000
It's a spinning jenny.

479
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,580
It's three and o'clock.

480
00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:31,940
Who was the pervert? Asks Young Spuds.

481
00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:37,720
We're all still asking that question. Apparently it was the fella with the handlebar.

482
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:43,880
But we were chatting to him and he said, you've got it all wrong. There's no perversion here.

483
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:47,420
The fella that was saying that about me, he's mad.

484
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,520
So, there could have been just a little bit of mentalism going on.

485
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:55,720
Or, for, or he could have been right. That man could have been fucking dodgy.

486
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:04,180
And that's us. We have, uh, been placed on a turntable. This guy is here.

487
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:07,680
The control room's off the mezzanine. Hurry up.

488
00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:19,760
We're gonna start assembling the ark. Get on up to the control room now.

489
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:28,940
George, Wilhelm and Charles. The three of them are waiting in the control box.

490
00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:32,900
George, Wilhelm and Charles. The three of them are waiting in the control box.

491
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:38,940
George, Wilhelm and Charles. The three of them are waiting in the control box.

492
00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:44,820
George, Wilhelm and Charles. The three of them are waiting in the control box.

493
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:08,440
It could be a Germanic situation. Maybe it's based in Germany.

494
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:28,120
Cluffy. We'll send the blueprint data from here. Insert the scanner deluxe into the input summa flange.

495
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:42,120
Input scanner.

496
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,820
Thank you very much. Overflown system. Thank you very much.

497
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,940
Might life be the trial version for the hell we experience after?

498
00:45:57,020 --> 00:46:03,740
Ah, pfff. I don't think so. I mean, all that stuff about what comes after, I think it's just wishful thinking, to be honest.

499
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,120
So you best just make it...

500
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,760
Make it till you fake it.

501
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:16,560
That's my advice. That's my advice, kid. And there's nothing happening. The scanner isn't even fucking working.

502
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,700
Maybe I've got this wrong. Maybe there's something I need to do elsewhere in this machine room here.

503
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,800
No, it is not. No, it is not.

504
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:41,940
No, it is not.

505
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,320
Incredible scenes we're witnessing right now. I don't know about you, but I am...

506
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,560
Aghast...

507
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,780
At some of the revelations going on on this screen.

508
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:18,560
I mean, I'm sure maybe some of you too cool for school cats are probably saying, can't make any sense or head nor tail of it. But to...

509
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,560
Cultured Gadgetrons, such as myself and...

510
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,560
Many others.

511
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:22,560
Many others.

512
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:22,560
Many others.

513
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,560
Many others.

514
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:28,560
All this makes complete and utter sense now. Everything is falling into place.

515
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,560
Seems to be on a loop.

516
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:37,560
So we could end up watching this for a long time.

517
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,560
Let's see what this chump has to say here.

518
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:56,560
I'm going to attach the laser to the Ark's nose. Insert the laser trigger mechanism.

519
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,560
Get the case out.

520
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,560
Trigger mechanism. Probably one of these.

521
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Yeah.

522
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,560
Sorry, they're a bit loud there on the ambience.

523
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,560
Pass the battery to Charless.

524
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:46,560
I am excited to see what they've done for the end. And they've brought us this entire way. We've...

525
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560
We've gone on a big journey with these guys.

526
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,560
I'm on about the creators of Gadget now, not these fellas on the trade.

527
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,560
You know, what have they got in store? What's the big reveal?

528
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:05,560
I need the battery to operate my machine tools. Install it here.

529
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,560
That's Mike Pence.

530
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:42,400
And now I've started up Pence's machine. Pence is happy I think. Horse lover is waiting for you in front of the Ark.

531
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:18,560
Where's the Ark? Where is this the Ark? And a lovely little joke there from Dar who says Mike Pence is a poor man's Mike pound. Well done there Dar with that one.

532
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:44,560
And here we have Bishop Leonard Beans. The prototype Ark is finished. Slow slop designated you to put the fuel ore in. Don't know why that couldn't have just read as one sentence. Use the direction finder on the instrumentation panel to home in on our destination.

533
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:56,560
We'll be coming right behind you. Ah you sick fucker stop laughing. You kids.

534
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:18,180
So long till we meet again. And that's it. That hopefully now isn't the last we'll see of horse lover. He's a good guy. Many a horse has been loved by him. And we all wait with bated breath right now. Whatever bated breath it means or is.

535
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:33,560
You kids. We got a panel. Let's see if we can make some switches on the panel.

536
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:52,720
the panel. What's going on? Fuel. The element. We put the elements in there. It's all going

537
00:51:52,720 --> 00:52:12,980
to kick off. It's exciting. Can't even fucking save it. Someone said save there. Glenn telling

538
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:17,820
me to save but I've gone down to the save thing. It's not letting me save. And what's worse?

539
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:26,220
What's more? I think the game might be fucking glitched. Might be stuck. Yeah. We're stuck

540
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:34,620
lads. This isn't like last time where it was just me being stupid. This is a genuine the

541
00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:39,080
game is fucking stuck. Right at the end when we put the last piece of the fucking thing in.

542
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:56,100
I'm so angry. I am so angry right now. I am very angry with this. Party Bob. Thank you

543
00:52:56,100 --> 00:53:06,080
very much. I need answers fast. This is my ass on the line. Double click. I've been clicking.

544
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:17,560
Oh. Thank fuck. I. It is me. I am the problem. I was stupid. I thought it had glitched again.

545
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:23,960
I just forgot to click on the actual thing inside the box. Thank you very much sir. Hulk Wogan.

546
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:30,460
I was getting so wound up and tense then that I was going to have to let out the aggression.

547
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:38,960
In a situational environment. I'm not going to specify what kind of environment it is.

548
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:40,800
But it is an environment.

549
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:48,100
Now let's move on with this. We can once that's clicked in place we can move along.

550
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:58,140
And just see how we get on here with this. We maybe switch. Switch a flick over here. No.

551
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:05,660
Oh yeah. A few flickers that we can switch. Beautiful stuff. Go to the map screen.

552
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,080
Why would I do that Nick? Why would I do that?

553
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:17,980
Tell you what's very bizarre here. I cannot go to the menu screen.

554
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,900
To save the game. So we could really be in an end game situation here.

555
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:32,800
Horses under tram light. Thank you very much. Tramadol.

556
00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:43,660
I think we're fucking glitched again lads. I think it's stuck.

557
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,520
Because nothing is clicking for me here.

558
00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:52,480
Ha. Horse lover look. Just being

559
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,480
retracted away on a retractable staircase.

560
00:54:55,480 --> 00:55:19,780
Unbelievable scenes. Remember where you were. Remember the date. Remember the name.

561
00:55:20,980 --> 00:55:22,180
When we witnessed this.

562
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,020
Who let this man drive the gadget.

563
00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:29,740
They must trust me.

564
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,360
We're in some kind of underground base now.

565
00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:47,420
I believe.

566
00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:47,420
I believe.

567
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,380
And again.

568
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,200
Still can't save the game.

569
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,220
It's not letting me save the game.

570
00:55:58,340 --> 00:55:59,320
We can push.

571
00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:01,080
Switches though.

572
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,020
It's like Dimension X.

573
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,360
H.R. Giger's after you.

574
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,880
Wow. Look at that.

575
00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:20,140
Great stuff.

576
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,240
Wow. It really feels like we're digging through the earth here.

577
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,380
We're boring through the earth.

578
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:40,480
At an alarming rate.

579
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,380
The likes of which I don't think we've ever seen before.

580
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,340
I don't know about ye.

581
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:54,240
Fish lock is cool.

582
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,220
Thank you very much.

583
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:58,020
Fish lock.

584
00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:02,860
And now look.

585
00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:07,800
We've got some more graphical madness going on up here.

586
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:14,060
I'm going to press some of these flick lifters here.

587
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,140
See if they do anything.

588
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,380
It's good that I've pressed all the right switches.

589
00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:26,860
Without any training.

590
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,040
It's gone well.

591
00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:30,540
Such a big job as well they gave to me.

592
00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,400
Without any training whatsoever.

593
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:34,880
It's just gone really smooth.

594
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,040
That's a bit ropey that.

595
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,960
I'm asking a lot of questions.

596
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,640
Kind of like.

597
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,940
How did that transform into that?

598
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:57,160
It's almost as if you couldn't really see the individual components of the piece.

599
00:57:58,220 --> 00:58:03,780
Like it was more of a morph than a transformation you know.

600
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:09,460
And an amorphous body.

601
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,800
Yet it was solid steel you know.

602
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:18,520
They were trying to make out like it was a modular component led thing.

603
00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:20,980
But it seemed to just become.

604
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,440
Do you know the way AI videos now just morph into stuff.

605
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,340
One of those.

606
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,000
So I'm asking.

607
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,860
Unfortunately more questions about this gadget than need to be asked.

608
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:30,800
But it's.

609
00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:33,820
It's got very winning streak graphics.

610
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,020
About it you know.

611
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:40,120
That last shot of it going through the tunnel looked like something.

612
00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:44,080
That Mary from Longford would have.

613
00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:45,760
Had to witness.

614
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,040
In between rounds of guessing what.

615
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,140
Ball.

616
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,880
In the sky.

617
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:55,640
To choose for the prize.

618
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:57,460
And this here right now.

619
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,800
Is the end of the tunnel.

620
00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:01,580
We can just.

621
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,920
Flick that switch again.

622
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,720
I'm just pressing random switches.

623
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:06,940
Hopefully this is all the right.

624
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:08,780
I'm doing the right stuff.

625
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,160
So that takes us right.

626
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,540
So now I really do need to use my.

627
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:15,540
Cheese box here.

628
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,620
That turns us left.

629
00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,760
And then this might bring us forward.

630
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:21,180
Maybe.

631
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:21,740
No.

632
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:24,920
Maybe this.

633
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:24,920
Maybe this.

634
00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:38,600
I don't have a fucking clue what we're doing here.

635
00:59:40,540 --> 00:59:42,040
I don't have a clue what we're doing.

636
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:44,760
I don't know if we're going the right way or the wrong way or what.

637
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:58,280
These.

638
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,120
These flashing lights here.

639
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:00,840
What do they do?

640
01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:01,080
These.

641
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:02,900
What do they denote?

642
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:13,540
There's a few light emitting diodes at the top of the screen there.

643
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:14,500
I don't understand.

644
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,620
It's going to.

645
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:25,480
It's going to keep going down tunnels until our lights aren't flashing anymore.

646
01:00:26,140 --> 01:00:36,740
And more winning streak.

647
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:38,080
This.

648
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:41,280
This is what you'd see before you'd win a Nissan Micra.

649
01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:42,440
Somebody said in the chat.

650
01:00:42,820 --> 01:00:45,000
Or maybe a Toyota Yaris.

651
01:00:45,000 --> 01:01:01,240
Imagine they'd have gone the whole hog on winning streak.

652
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,020
And put.

653
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,800
The contestants.

654
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:04,600
Into.

655
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,900
The VR world itself.

656
01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:10,240
Rather than just having them sit there on the stage.

657
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,800
Make a bit of fucking crack out of them.

658
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:13,420
Because.

659
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:14,840
If you think about it.

660
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:15,840
This.

661
01:01:15,980 --> 01:01:16,640
This should happen.

662
01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:18,400
If winning streak are listening.

663
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,680
Or if it's still going.

664
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:20,580
I don't know if it is.

665
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:22,420
How about.

666
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:23,540
You double.

667
01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:24,560
The viewership.

668
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,360
By making.

669
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:27,120
Fun.

670
01:01:27,460 --> 01:01:28,540
Of the people who are on it.

671
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:28,900
Because.

672
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,260
They're going to win a load of money anyway.

673
01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:33,500
So you may as well then.

674
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,660
Get even more people.

675
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:35,920
Watching the fucking show.

676
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:36,200
By.

677
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,340
Making them do.

678
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,420
Daft stuff.

679
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,400
Like.

680
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,720
Be inside.

681
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:41,920
An underground.

682
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:43,560
Tunnel boring.

683
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:44,820
Virtual reality.

684
01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:45,260
World.

685
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:46,640
And maybe even.

686
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,200
Viewer participation.

687
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,480
A la nightmare.

688
01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:50,400
Back in the day.

689
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:50,680
When.

690
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:51,860
Some idiot.

691
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:53,340
With a fucking big helmet on.

692
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,000
That covered their eyes.

693
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,680
And they had a knapsack.

694
01:01:56,860 --> 01:01:57,680
And then they'd just.

695
01:01:58,060 --> 01:01:58,640
Piss about.

696
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,860
A fucking green screen room.

697
01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:00,780
While people were going.

698
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:02,280
Turn 90 degrees left.

699
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,920
Put the sandwich on the table.

700
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:05,320
Pick up a gauntlet.

701
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:06,600
And stick it in the knapsack.

702
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:07,400
You know.

703
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:09,060
There'd be a lot of.

704
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,100
People.

705
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,260
Willing to tune in.

706
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,800
Just to have a bit of crack like that.

707
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,160
You know.

708
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:15,160
And.

709
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,680
If it is still going.

710
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,980
And you are thinking about taking.

711
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,080
That route.

712
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:20,060
Give me a shout.

713
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,760
I'm here all the time.

714
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,120
Okay.

715
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,080
I'm here all the time.

716
01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:25,280
And I've got those ideas.

717
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,820
Thank you very much there.

718
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,040
Who's pulling the reins?

719
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:29,300
Hey.

720
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:30,840
Gadget centered.

721
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:31,600
Cantered.

722
01:02:31,740 --> 01:02:32,620
So we can gallop.

723
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:35,320
So I don't know what we're doing here.

724
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:38,020
We've still got a couple of light emitting diodes.

725
01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:41,600
Blinking 90 over 90 at the moment.

726
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:42,800
Uh.

727
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:43,940
White and green.

728
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,160
If anybody in the chat can.

729
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:47,400
Can.

730
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:47,500
Uh.

731
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,100
Enlighten me then.

732
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:52,240
That would really be helpful to me.

733
01:02:52,580 --> 01:02:53,000
But I mean.

734
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:53,720
At the moment.

735
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:54,480
I'm fucking.

736
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:56,820
Twisting flick lifters.

737
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:57,160
And.

738
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,620
Pushing buttons.

739
01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:00,600
And nothing's working.

740
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,600
Blinking.

741
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:19,720
Okay.

742
01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:21,120
So now we've only got one.

743
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:23,180
Light.

744
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,020
Blinking.

745
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:25,860
Anthony blinking.

746
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:28,680
Blinking.

747
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:29,400
You'll miss it.

748
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:34,560
I'm going to take that.

749
01:03:34,980 --> 01:03:35,680
That route.

750
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:40,480
You.

751
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:40,680
You.

752
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:42,280
You might need all the lights flashing.

753
01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:43,260
Right.

754
01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:43,340
Right.

755
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,360
There we go.

756
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:52,380
Winning streak.

757
01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:53,140
Here we go again.

758
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:55,420
Imagine putting some fella from.

759
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:56,580
Athlon.

760
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:58,240
Into a machine like that.

761
01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:00,900
And then getting them to do tasks.

762
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,040
He'll do it.

763
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:05,280
Because he's going to get the money at the end of it.

764
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:05,600
Do you know?

765
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:07,340
Nobody will turn that down.

766
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:08,760
And then.

767
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,860
You can double the money.

768
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:11,320
You can.

769
01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,460
Advertisers will be tripping over themselves.

770
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,000
To throw money at your progr-

771
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:16,320
Oh no.

772
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:17,280
It's not working.

773
01:04:17,460 --> 01:04:19,600
It's only one fucking light flashing again.

774
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:47,920
This could be a purgatory ending.

775
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,440
Maybe like one of those crazy Japanese endings to the game.

776
01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:52,260
Where it's just like.

777
01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:53,780
It never ends.

778
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,520
You're just forever stuck in tunnels.

779
01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:00,220
They made you go all this way over the course of four discs.

780
01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:01,460
No wonder this.

781
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,580
This four discs with this.

782
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:07,340
This ending in it as well.

783
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,160
Could go on forever.

784
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:13,220
Okay.

785
01:05:13,220 --> 01:05:14,880
Now it's going to be a complete.

786
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,180
I'm just going to leave it to you guys.

787
01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,140
Because I've lost.

788
01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:20,600
The run.

789
01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:22,020
Of what's going on here.

790
01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,800
I don't understand what's going on.

791
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,940
Don't tell me right or left catcrumbs.

792
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,020
You got to tell me either.

793
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:29,320
Okay.

794
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:30,120
We're just going to go left.

795
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,400
Everyone is saying left.

796
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:33,220
Let's go left.

797
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:37,980
Thank you very much there.

798
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,420
Alan Shawarama.

799
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:42,280
Can you ask Alan to share his kebab?

800
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,200
Love you Francis.

801
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:43,940
Thank you very much.

802
01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:45,280
And.

803
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,060
So I went left.

804
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,200
We go down this tunnel.

805
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:50,800
Hopefully we're going to get three.

806
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,460
Lights flashing now.

807
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,040
So we have the two middle boys.

808
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:02,640
But the.

809
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,000
Outside boys are not working.

810
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,800
John says left.

811
01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:10,960
Just going to go with John.

812
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:12,480
But.

813
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,040
People are saying right now.

814
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:17,000
But then Ike at T is saying I go left again.

815
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:20,320
So we're going to have to just go with first come first serve here.

816
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:36,820
Fucking hell.

817
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:38,440
What do you reckon?

818
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,220
That certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons.

819
01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:41,740
Isn't it?

820
01:06:44,620 --> 01:06:45,160
Onward.

821
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:58,920
Onward says Nick.

822
01:06:59,040 --> 01:06:59,380
If we.

823
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,400
If we get to onward.

824
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,160
Look.

825
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:01,620
Remember.

826
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:02,740
We're just going to turn back.

827
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,180
If we get.

828
01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:04,580
We go onward and it's shit.

829
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:05,780
We'll just come back here.

830
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,120
And then take a left.

831
01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:07,980
Okay.

832
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,080
Think about this.

833
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:13,380
If it's shit when we get here.

834
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,480
180 degrees.

835
01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:16,500
And take a left at the top.

836
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,140
Winning streak.

837
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:31,980
Does this mean when we see this little.

838
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:32,340
Um.

839
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:35,880
Video.

840
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,320
Does that mean we've been reset?

841
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,960
Does that mean we've been reset?

842
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:42,340
Is it?

843
01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:46,260
No.

844
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:46,900
It just brings us.

845
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,820
It simply brings us back to the place where we were a second ago.

846
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:50,420
That's good news.

847
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,260
So we're going to go right.

848
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,120
Yeah.

849
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,640
And look at that.

850
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,220
We've got a.

851
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:57,860
This thing's going 90.

852
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:58,680
Right here.

853
01:07:59,120 --> 01:07:59,940
We've got that thing.

854
01:08:00,020 --> 01:08:01,220
Looks promising as well.

855
01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:02,900
And then we go straight on.

856
01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:20,860
HR Geiger counter is going fucking 90.

857
01:08:25,340 --> 01:08:28,020
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

858
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:39,180
This is a long one.

859
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,740
This is a real long tunnel right now.

860
01:08:45,060 --> 01:08:47,020
God knows what's going to be at the end of that.

861
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,460
Horse lover is going to be on a spinning platform of death.

862
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:52,400
Stripped to the waist.

863
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,980
With all the other scientists.

864
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,540
Spraying water over him.

865
01:08:56,980 --> 01:08:57,980
With hoses.

866
01:08:58,660 --> 01:09:01,080
Then you might have to go and fucking put some sort of.

867
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,660
Light emitting diode on his chest.

868
01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:09,120
And then go back and press a fucking lever or something.

869
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,680
We're the classic agnostic guys.

870
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:20,960
Thank you very much.

871
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,980
Horses under starlight for the tip.

872
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,740
So this is still going lads.

873
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:27,320
Is it broke?

874
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:27,640
Is it?

875
01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:31,940
Is it still going?

876
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:32,560
Is it broke?

877
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:36,960
I pressed a button there.

878
01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:38,720
I'm not sure if you were meant to do that.

879
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,840
And this is a brand new.

880
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,960
Full motion video sequence.

881
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,040
The late late show theme.

882
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,920
To whom it may concern.

883
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,640
This is winning streak.

884
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:02,760
Serious pace.

885
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,100
At the moment.

886
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:08,900
Serious pace.

887
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,200
I'm almost getting angry.

888
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:14,740
At the moment.

889
01:10:15,780 --> 01:10:17,400
That something needs to fucking happen.

890
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:40,220
This is absolute rubbish.

891
01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:40,980
This part of the game.

892
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,680
How can they have made a game so unique?

893
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,600
For four discs.

894
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:46,300
Or three discs.

895
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,120
And then they lump this right into you.

896
01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:51,560
Mint Viscounts.

897
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:52,020
Are mint.

898
01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:52,820
Thank you very much.

899
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:53,940
Game boy.

900
01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:55,220
Game boy.

901
01:10:55,220 --> 01:10:55,220
Game boy.

902
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:05,880
He seems he knows way around the block.

903
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,180
Lovely laser action there.

904
01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:09,180
Thank you very much.

905
01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:10,300
Bubbles for the tip.

906
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:10,900
He seems he knows way around the block.

907
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,360
A beautiful laser beam.

908
01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:35,960
I don't know what's happening.

909
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,520
I don't know.

910
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,420
Do I just hit another switch again?

911
01:11:42,860 --> 01:11:48,860
Do I hit another switch again randomly or do I just wait for this nightmare to...

912
01:11:48,860 --> 01:11:52,860
I just clicked the screen and it just made it... it turned another video on.

913
01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:04,860
Lovely bit of muffin, thank you very much for the tip.

914
01:12:04,860 --> 01:12:14,860
*laughs*

915
01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:18,860
What? *laughs*

916
01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:20,860
It's a kaleidoscopic nightmare.

917
01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:34,860
*laughs*

918
01:12:34,860 --> 01:12:36,860
*laughs*

919
01:12:36,860 --> 01:12:37,860
*laughs*

920
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:46,860
Incredible scenes, custard creams, I'm living the dream. Do you know what I mean? Incredible scenes, custard creams, living the dream.

921
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:58,860
Where do all these components go look? There's no reasonable space for them to fit or contract and slide in. It's not a modular... *laughs*

922
01:12:58,860 --> 01:13:01,860
It's not a modular concept. It seems to be... *laughs*

923
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:02,860
Morphing.

924
01:13:02,860 --> 01:13:04,860
*laughs*

925
01:13:04,860 --> 01:13:10,860
It makes no physical sense whatsoever. I don't want to be... *laughs*

926
01:13:10,860 --> 01:13:11,860
*laughs*

927
01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:12,860
Nitpicking.

928
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:13,860
*laughs*

929
01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:18,860
And now I've lost the cursor. The cursor isn't even appearing on the screen so I'm very, very worried that we might have actually... *laughs*

930
01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:29,180
very worried that we might have actually come up against a terrible terrible glitch in the system.

931
01:13:32,460 --> 01:13:34,220
That looks incredible look.

932
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:43,260
Incredible scenes, custard creams, living the dream, you know what I mean.

933
01:13:43,260 --> 01:14:05,260
*Bad music*

934
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:11,500
Nobody move please, we have a contraption in the sky.

935
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:15,100
Don't try to make any stupid moves.

936
01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:19,260
Just stay quiet.

937
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:31,500
We have some contraptions.

938
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:40,300
*Bad music*

939
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,300
*Bad music*

940
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:44,300
*Bad music*

941
01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:46,460
Absolutely awful sound.

942
01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:48,300
*Bad music*

943
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:50,300
*Bad music*

944
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,300
*Bad music*

945
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,900
The proportions keep changing, says Similius.

946
01:14:55,900 --> 01:15:00,140
It really is very inconsistent, this thing.

947
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,100
*Bad music*

948
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:01,900
*Bad music*

949
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:23,900
Wasn't there like a giant, uh, metal condor in the, uh, animated series Mysterious Cities of Gold, from way back when, which followed the adventures of Esteban, uh, with the Conquistadores, or Conquistadors, over to South America to find El Dorado.

950
01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:28,500
But I always remember I never had the patience to watch the entirety of the series.

951
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:34,740
But the titles had this golden condor which flew through the sky.

952
01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:38,260
I used to think, when will we ever get to this bit?

953
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:44,760
Every episode seems to just be them searching on a boat.

954
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:47,500
Thank you very much there, Matty C.

955
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:58,600
Shafé loved this bit. Again, I'd love to see what Stu did when he played this.

956
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:03,880
I'd just love to have seen a webcam of what his day was.

957
01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,380
Did he play it after work?

958
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,420
Or was he? And we can save. We've got the save wheels down here at the bottom.

959
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:16,760
So what we can do is knock off a cheeky little save just before we move on with the rest of the game here.

960
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,040
We're now at the Ark.

961
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,440
We're now at the Ark.

962
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,760
And if you've just joined us, it's...

963
01:16:22,780 --> 01:16:25,040
Unbelievable. Shaping up to be...

964
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:27,360
Really something.

965
01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:31,040
We've never witnessed such...

966
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:33,780
Storytelling before.

967
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:35,620
I doubt he have either.

968
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:40,520
Complete...

969
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,280
Ark bar.

970
01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:44,880
We go through a hatch.

971
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:45,800
We unscrew...

972
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:45,800
We unscrew...

973
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:49,560
A bottom hatch.

974
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:51,260
And we get out of there.

975
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:53,640
And now we're on planet Zorg.

976
01:16:55,740 --> 01:16:59,000
We're going to have to look out for War Rocket Ajax.

977
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:02,800
Or as I used to think it was called, Warlock and Ajax.

978
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,060
I really thought they were two people.

979
01:17:05,060 --> 01:17:12,060
I thought that's what they were saying in the Queen track.

980
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:13,060
Flash.

981
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:15,820
I never watched Flash Gordon.

982
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:17,900
Here we have our friend, our boss.

983
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:19,960
Hand over the suitcase.

984
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,380
And we will do that.

985
01:17:26,060 --> 01:17:27,540
Give him the binocular treatment.

986
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:28,420
No?

987
01:17:29,580 --> 01:17:31,240
Hopefully this isn't the end of me now.

988
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,340
It looks like he's wearing a cracking pair of headphones.

989
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,220
Except they're not good because his ears...

990
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,700
Are still sticking out.

991
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,220
But maybe that's the way he wears them.

992
01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:45,320
We're grateful for what you've done.

993
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,600
We needed someone to help us.

994
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,520
You've got to trust me.

995
01:18:00,140 --> 01:18:02,220
Thank you very much there, Matty.

996
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:02,980
Oh, Zig.

997
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:04,440
Well, thank you, Matty, as well.

998
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,300
But thanks, Zig.

999
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,020
Look at this here, Zig.

1000
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:08,580
It's amazing.

1001
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:10,500
The mothership is now in position.

1002
01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:16,540
Can you please wish Aisling a happy birthday and play the creepy clown?

1003
01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:17,460
I can indeed.

1004
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,040
The mothership will set off for our planet.

1005
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,320
The comet is approaching.

1006
01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:29,060
Dissonant accordion music.

1007
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,460
Destruction of the Earth is a certainty.

1008
01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:37,500
We're fucked.

1009
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:39,320
We're fucked.

1010
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,200
We're fucked.

1011
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:47,680
We're fucked.

1012
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:47,680
We're fucked.

1013
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:56,360
Can you please wish Aisling happy birthday, Aisling?

1014
01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:57,440
All the best.

1015
01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,060
And here you go with the creepy clown.

1016
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:00,220
The creepy clown.

1017
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,480
The non-grim reaper.

1018
01:19:01,860 --> 01:19:03,740
That wasn't loud enough, but here you go.

1019
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:04,880
The creepy clown.

1020
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:15,360
So now something has happened and we have found ourselves in a post-accident situation.

1021
01:19:15,540 --> 01:19:19,260
Something went wrong there, I believe. Something exploded.

1022
01:19:25,980 --> 01:19:29,220
Basically, it all went tits up.

1023
01:19:30,380 --> 01:19:33,160
And now we're left to pick up the pieces.

1024
01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:35,980
There's our condor down there, the Ark.

1025
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:38,740
Just the remnants.

1026
01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:46,240
And there's the boy at the end of the gangway.

1027
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,240
Ronaldo himself.

1028
01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:55,300
Hopefully he doesn't start flying like he did before. I can't deal with that.

1029
01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:58,260
Oh no.

1030
01:20:01,260 --> 01:20:01,800
Well.

1031
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:06,560
At least he wasn't flying. Still scary though.

1032
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,460
The probability of a resonance cascade is extremely unlikely.

1033
01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:24,520
A resonance cascade.

1034
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,100
That guy reminds me of someone.

1035
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,400
It reminds me of an actor.

1036
01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:30,080
Do you know who I'm on about, everyone there?

1037
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,600
You know who I'm on about, don't you?

1038
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,360
He's a very familiar face.

1039
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,800
It's not Bob Hoskins, it's some other guy.

1040
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,340
Please.

1041
01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:40,380
Please tell me who it is.

1042
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,860
He's the kind of actor who isn't known.

1043
01:20:42,940 --> 01:20:44,120
His name wouldn't be known.

1044
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:48,020
Yeah, but actually, you've got Eddie Marsden.

1045
01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:50,200
Is it Eddie Marsden or something?

1046
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,020
Years ago.

1047
01:20:52,020 --> 01:20:53,440
I'm gonna look for him right now.

1048
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:57,380
Hopefully we see him in the game again so we can compare and contrast.

1049
01:21:01,060 --> 01:21:03,340
Not Larry's cousin from Curb.

1050
01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:07,620
Thank you very much, your nan, Shaps at Little, for the tip.

1051
01:21:08,540 --> 01:21:09,560
Eddie Marsden.

1052
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,260
No, no.

1053
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,960
I mean, you're on the right track.

1054
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,540
You're on the right track, but it's not.

1055
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:21,860
It's not.

1056
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:22,720
Maybe it is.

1057
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,460
I'll just show you there what I'm looking at here.

1058
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:31,940
It's this guy.

1059
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:39,360
Was there a scene where he's wearing a kind of, he's a bit, or was there an era where he was a bit portly?

1060
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:40,800
Maybe it is him.

1061
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:41,980
No, it's not.

1062
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:43,440
It's not him.

1063
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,580
It is him, look.

1064
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:53,900
It's that kind of round, round face.

1065
01:21:58,820 --> 01:22:00,600
Get him off the screen.

1066
01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:02,760
Is he a bad?

1067
01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:09,580
I wonder, I wonder if it's him.

1068
01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:10,560
Look at this one.

1069
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:12,000
Look at that for emotion.

1070
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:12,980
Wow.

1071
01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:13,380
Wow.

1072
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:15,440
Wow.

1073
01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:25,360
That's a real emotive picture there, isn't it?

1074
01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:41,540
So congratulations, or thank you to whoever said Eddie Marsden, but I still am not 100% sure that this is who it is that resembles that fella.

1075
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,460
He is very close to resembling him.

1076
01:22:49,780 --> 01:22:49,940
That's a great face right there.

1077
01:22:49,940 --> 01:22:51,700
That's a great face right there.

1078
01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,040
Okay, and we can leave that.

1079
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,040
We can come back to that.

1080
01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:00,480
Please tell me, please tell me.

1081
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:00,580
Please tell me your man's still there.

1082
01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:00,620
Please tell me your man's still there.

1083
01:23:00,620 --> 01:23:02,160
No.

1084
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:16,880
And bizarrely now, himself and the boy are the two mysterious figures that have kind of transcendentaled their way into our game here.

1085
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,320
They've come and they've gone and they've been appearing in the ether.

1086
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,000
And I don't know what they're about.

1087
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,280
I mean, obviously, I don't know what.

1088
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,320
This is like the hotel room where we started the game, look.

1089
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,300
This is his room.

1090
01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:35,260
Remember, he was there at the beginning of the game and he was in the room opposite mine.

1091
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:39,380
And he went over and he had this contraption inside his hotel room.

1092
01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:40,980
He said, get out of my room.

1093
01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:42,760
You're not wanted here or something.

1094
01:23:43,740 --> 01:23:44,700
Then we go into the bathroom.

1095
01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:46,900
It's exactly the same as the bathroom in the hotel.

1096
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,320
And then we look into the mirror.

1097
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,760
And how fucking spooky is that look?

1098
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,000
Behind us is someone in the bushes.

1099
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,040
It's Gary Bushel.

1100
01:23:58,380 --> 01:23:59,040
Let's see.

1101
01:23:59,940 --> 01:24:01,560
The door is closed behind us, though.

1102
01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:02,820
Chocolate starfish.

1103
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,400
Thank you very much for the tip.

1104
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:11,800
Oh!

1105
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,880
Well, that's something, isn't it?

1106
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:18,980
That was a real painful one there.

1107
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,500
Was it Simon Russell Beale you were thinking of?

1108
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,140
Was it Simon Russell Beale?

1109
01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:26,760
No, I...

1110
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:30,260
The more I think about it now, it was that fella that we just seen.

1111
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:32,800
Let me just have a quick look there at Simon Russell Beale.

1112
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:35,300
Sorry for interrupting this very tense moment.

1113
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:37,740
Simon Russell Beale.

1114
01:24:39,100 --> 01:24:39,460
Simon.

1115
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:40,500
Russell.

1116
01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:42,140
Beale.

1117
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:46,920
No.

1118
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:50,480
No.

1119
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:50,480
No.

1120
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:50,480
No.

1121
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:50,580
No.

1122
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:52,880
No.

1123
01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:58,720
No, it wasn't.

1124
01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,880
Thank you very much, Conrad, there for the tip.

1125
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:01,960
But it wasn't him.

1126
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:03,060
I think it was.

1127
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:09,940
I mean, if somebody in the chat there said it straight away, then they had probably the same thought there.

1128
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:10,820
But I don't know.

1129
01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:12,760
Judd Hirsch, somebody says there.

1130
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,200
I don't know who Judd Hirsch is.

1131
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:14,720
Let's have a look.

1132
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,620
I thought Judd...

1133
01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:20,100
Yeah, Judd Trump.

1134
01:25:20,220 --> 01:25:22,440
I'm actually typing Judd Trump there.

1135
01:25:23,020 --> 01:25:27,420
I thought the only person who had the name Judd was Judd Trump.

1136
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:28,900
No, not this guy.

1137
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:32,920
This is a guy who seems to be a contemporary...

1138
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,660
Although maybe he's contemporary, I'm not sure.

1139
01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:34,920
But...

1140
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:37,860
He's not.

1141
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,360
He's not as old as this book.

1142
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:42,720
Sorry there.

1143
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,760
I don't know how we got onto Tom's line.

1144
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,720
But I don't think he would mind about that.

1145
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,920
But we just had a few gremlins in the cist.

1146
01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:53,700
Cistern.

1147
01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:55,020
We can put that down.

1148
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,160
We can come back to it later.

1149
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:59,220
Albert Brooks, says Petrus Demanius.

1150
01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:00,820
Let's have a look there and see Albert Brooks.

1151
01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:01,600
Sorry about this.

1152
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:06,960
Alberto Brooks.

1153
01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:10,420
No.

1154
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,380
No, you've gone a lot...

1155
01:26:12,380 --> 01:26:14,960
You're a lot further away from...

1156
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:15,960
Our first...

1157
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:18,300
Guy, Eddie Marzen.

1158
01:26:18,780 --> 01:26:19,400
You're a lot further...

1159
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,140
And do you know what?

1160
01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:20,840
I think...

1161
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:21,660
I think it's that.

1162
01:26:22,020 --> 01:26:23,300
I need to see your man again.

1163
01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:24,960
Before I make a...

1164
01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:25,960
Fully conclusive...

1165
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:28,940
Appraisal of who he looks like.

1166
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,100
Maybe I am...

1167
01:26:32,100 --> 01:26:33,120
The boy was me.

1168
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:34,680
Maybe that's what was going on.

1169
01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:36,460
Maybe I was looking at myself.

1170
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,900
More fucking shenanigans now, look.

1171
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,440
Spooky enough, isn't it?

1172
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,100
Subtle movement of the head.

1173
01:27:16,460 --> 01:27:18,460
And now the room fills with smoke.

1174
01:27:22,180 --> 01:27:23,540
And we're back to our...

1175
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:25,840
Very beginning here in the hotel room.

1176
01:27:27,740 --> 01:27:28,580
But it's not.

1177
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:29,160
It's his.

1178
01:27:29,340 --> 01:27:29,900
It's the...

1179
01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:31,660
Eddie Marsden guy.

1180
01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:34,160
This is the hotel room.

1181
01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:34,680
Not mine.

1182
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,600
That's the sensorama.

1183
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:40,600
That's the sensorama.

1184
01:27:40,600 --> 01:28:10,580
The End

1185
01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:19,880
And you're no exception, I haven't been reading the text.

1186
01:28:20,660 --> 01:28:22,920
We're ready for all-out war.

1187
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:25,300
Have I just started World War III?

1188
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:30,060
A new era in the Empire's history draws or dawns.

1189
01:28:30,580 --> 01:28:33,000
Army trains speed across the plains.

1190
01:28:35,380 --> 01:28:37,780
Spy planes fly on high.

1191
01:28:39,780 --> 01:28:41,340
Reactionary's nipped in the bud.

1192
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:42,300
This sounds great.

1193
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:43,800
Complete control.

1194
01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:46,320
Disabay and your brains get washed.

1195
01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:47,160
Lovely.

1196
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,320
I will not fail to make Sensorama work.

1197
01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:55,380
The one and perfect will.

1198
01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:00,140
Complete and total power and domination.

1199
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:04,360
Oh, that's what my Empire will have.

1200
01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:05,680
He's great.

1201
01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:06,620
This lad is great.

1202
01:29:07,780 --> 01:29:09,800
All hail General Crow.

1203
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:17,200
I think we've just facilitated complete and utter Wayne Rooney domination.

1204
01:29:17,340 --> 01:29:18,840
World domination.

1205
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:20,620
Very don't look now, isn't it?

1206
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,300
The little kid just appeared with the window and then...

1207
01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:27,600
I mean, I know it's different, but they've got all these little bits in it as well.

1208
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:33,780
You know, with the graphical power of today, if they were to try and retell this story.

1209
01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:40,620
There's a lot of meat to work with here on the story.

1210
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:48,200
Someone should get Bloober team on the line and see if they can do an upgraded retelling of this.

1211
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:49,320
We've just...

1212
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:56,460
We've just...

1213
01:29:56,460 --> 01:29:59,720
Seems as though we just started a new world order there.

1214
01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:02,120
And now it's gone nice and quiet again.

1215
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,340
Dara Darmody, thank you very much.

1216
01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:05,620
Only just join the stream now.

1217
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:06,240
What have I missed?

1218
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:10,980
Look, Dara, I haven't got a fucking foggiest what's going on, to be honest.

1219
01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:13,740
But I think we've started a brand new world order.

1220
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:14,940
That's all I can say.

1221
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:16,460
And thank you very much for the tip.

1222
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:18,820
All hail General Crull.

1223
01:30:19,460 --> 01:30:23,140
Christian Irwin, thank you very much for the tip there as well.

1224
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,020
Just move along here.

1225
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:31,060
So, John is saying Bernard Cribbins, but I actually don't think that your man looked like Cribbins one bit.

1226
01:30:31,380 --> 01:30:33,820
Unless that's in relation to something else.

1227
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:42,220
And now I feel as though I'm stuck here.

1228
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,640
There is nothing I can click on.

1229
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:49,520
That changes the situation.

1230
01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:53,700
Maybe open the window.

1231
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,340
Oh, God, it's the window.

1232
01:30:57,020 --> 01:30:57,760
It is the window.

1233
01:30:57,860 --> 01:31:00,580
I'm on the phone with every f***ing studio at night.

1234
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:02,360
Insurance companies.

1235
01:31:03,940 --> 01:31:04,500
Producers.

1236
01:31:05,480 --> 01:31:07,800
Thank you very much, Tenderloin District.

1237
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,400
Was it Michael Kostroff?

1238
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,140
He played Avon's lawyer in The Wire.

1239
01:31:14,020 --> 01:31:15,420
You're, you're...

1240
01:31:15,420 --> 01:31:16,340
It's close.

1241
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,560
It's close, but I don't think it's him.

1242
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,600
I know who you're on about.

1243
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:22,740
The name of the lawyer was Levy, was it?

1244
01:31:23,480 --> 01:31:24,600
Was it...

1245
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,540
Something Levy?

1246
01:31:31,940 --> 01:31:33,060
Computer games.

1247
01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:34,480
Computer games!

1248
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:35,640
Panda and the elephant.

1249
01:31:35,860 --> 01:31:36,640
Thank you very much.

1250
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:37,180
Gameboy.

1251
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:40,660
Oh, and there we go.

1252
01:31:40,820 --> 01:31:41,780
He is there again.

1253
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:46,040
For whom the bell tolls.

1254
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:47,600
Twisted!

1255
01:31:48,980 --> 01:31:49,820
Stephen Graham.

1256
01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:49,820
Stephen Graham.

1257
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:50,660
Thank you very much.

1258
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:52,560
I think the face you're thinking of was Stephen Graham.

1259
01:31:52,660 --> 01:31:54,440
Is he the Scouse actor who was in...

1260
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:57,080
What is it?

1261
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:57,740
Al Capone?

1262
01:31:58,180 --> 01:31:58,980
And he was in...

1263
01:31:58,980 --> 01:32:00,140
This is England.

1264
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:02,920
Very scary in that movie.

1265
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,420
Very convincingly scary.

1266
01:32:04,420 --> 01:32:06,880
I've seen a good short film about him on the piss.

1267
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:08,760
He was like an alcoholic who was on the piss.

1268
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:12,320
Can't remember what it's called, but that was very good as well.

1269
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,000
Very real.

1270
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:17,580
This kid though.

1271
01:32:19,180 --> 01:32:22,080
Very, very haunting addition to the situation.

1272
01:32:23,460 --> 01:32:26,060
And now we've clicked on him and he just moved slightly.

1273
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:28,700
Clicked on him again.

1274
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,240
And he's moving left and right.

1275
01:32:32,360 --> 01:32:33,120
Now he's...

1276
01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:37,840
Fucking weird.

1277
01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:39,920
Just made a noise like...

1278
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,720
And disappeared.

1279
01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:55,560
Still...

1280
01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:56,560
I'm still looking for...

1281
01:32:57,380 --> 01:32:58,680
A way out of this, lads.

1282
01:32:58,680 --> 01:32:59,680
It's...

1283
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:01,240
It's not looking promising.

1284
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:05,320
Out the window again.

1285
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:12,000
Still feverish.

1286
01:33:13,300 --> 01:33:15,280
From the beginning on...

1287
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:16,340
Never moved a step.

1288
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,320
Nothing at all is beginning.

1289
01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:22,140
So who's slow slope?

1290
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:24,780
No way of knowing now.

1291
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:31,180
The Psychorama show is about to start.

1292
01:33:31,180 --> 01:33:34,080
Bells should ring pretty soon.

1293
01:33:34,420 --> 01:33:35,640
For whom the bell tolls.

1294
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,140
Flying lights spin round.

1295
01:33:38,660 --> 01:33:40,500
An image flickers into view and out.

1296
01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:41,620
Image flicker.

1297
01:33:44,900 --> 01:33:46,760
No matter how the scenery changes.

1298
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:49,500
No matter the character's mutterings.

1299
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,660
If a fuse blows and the power fails.

1300
01:33:54,660 --> 01:33:56,660
In that instant...

1301
01:33:56,660 --> 01:33:58,260
It all melts into the darkness.

1302
01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:03,440
The face leers out from behind the Cyclope.

1303
01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:06,060
Cyclopean hand.

1304
01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,580
Clutches my skull.

1305
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,260
Skull clutcher.

1306
01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:11,420
Tries twisting off my head.

1307
01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:16,600
The twisting of the bell.

1308
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:19,280
From eyeball to planet.

1309
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:22,440
And beyond to the sacred unknown.

1310
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:25,700
At this very moment it begins.

1311
01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:27,940
The endless...

1312
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:29,440
Outbound voyage.

1313
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:36,440
*sad music*

1314
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:53,440
*sad music*

1315
01:34:53,440 --> 01:35:07,440
*sad music*

1316
01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:26,440
*sad music*

1317
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:56,440
The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire, the zombie, when say I am, when say I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I

1318
01:35:56,440 --> 01:36:03,440
*Sings*

1319
01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:26,280
Absolutely transcendental. Pure seminal gaming. Wow! Wow! A Harihuku Shono piece! Kojiweno!

1320
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:45,120
*Sings* Story developed by Hirazaku Nabokero. Hideyeko Adaya, Ryu Fushimuro. Unbelievable.

1321
01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:47,120
*Sings*

1322
01:36:47,120 --> 01:36:57,120
*Sings*

1323
01:36:57,120 --> 01:37:11,120
Cedric Genin. Let's just really appreciate this title screen here. Unbelievable.

1324
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:23,120
*Sings*

1325
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:33,120
Is that it? Is that it? I thought there was gonna be more than that. Wow!

1326
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:34,120
*Sings*

1327
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:55,120
It says 1998 Conrad because it was a re-release with a few whistles and bells on it but essentially the exact same game as 95. And that was it. Look, Cryo Entertainment. Interactive Entertainment. Wow! Just... wow! I mean...

1328
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,120
*Sings*

1329
01:37:56,120 --> 01:38:05,120
I can't believe it. Can't believe that that even happened. What just happened. *Sings* Fuck.

1330
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:08,120
*Sings*

1331
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:09,140
Unbelievable stuff.

1332
01:38:09,860 --> 01:38:10,820
I'm shaking.

1333
01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:12,620
Absolutely shaking.

1334
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:16,700
With the anticipation of what was going on there.

1335
01:38:16,740 --> 01:38:18,440
I don't even know what it meant.

1336
01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:23,180
Well done.

1337
01:38:23,260 --> 01:38:24,780
You're the first to ever complete the game.

1338
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:25,620
Thank you very much.

1339
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:27,680
The game was first released in 1993.

1340
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:32,120
Well, it was first shown to us by Stuart Chaffee in 1995.

1341
01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:34,520
So I'm just going to go with 1995.

1342
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:47,960
It's just unbelievable.

1343
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:51,180
I can't even think straight anymore.

1344
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:53,740
That's how good that was.

1345
01:38:54,420 --> 01:38:57,200
It's going to stay with me for a long, long time.

1346
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:04,920
My life has changed.

1347
01:39:09,020 --> 01:39:11,620
Richard Cordery was the face of the feller, I think.

1348
01:39:11,740 --> 01:39:13,500
He was the uncle in About Time.

1349
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:14,540
This twig.

1350
01:39:16,060 --> 01:39:17,800
Richard Cordery.

1351
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:21,260
Richard Cordery.

1352
01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:27,880
Nah.

1353
01:39:29,540 --> 01:39:30,620
No, it's not.

1354
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:31,940
Sorry about that.

1355
01:39:31,940 --> 01:39:34,980
I mean, nobody has been able to top this book.

1356
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:40,780
Let's just see if we can get a picture of the fella from the game in this.

1357
01:39:41,740 --> 01:39:45,720
So, um, probably just even would be better off starting the phone.

1358
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:47,120
Oh, you'd have to put this one in.

1359
01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:49,160
What would you go?

1360
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:50,900
What would you put for that fucking thing?

1361
01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:52,460
We'd probably put it in.

1362
01:39:53,380 --> 01:39:54,540
It's not Eamon Holmes.

1363
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:55,860
It's near that.

1364
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:59,780
Guillermo del Toro says it's one of his favorite games.

1365
01:40:00,460 --> 01:40:02,120
So there we go.

1366
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:03,960
It's a classic.

1367
01:40:04,180 --> 01:40:05,420
It's a super classic.

1368
01:40:06,220 --> 01:40:07,260
Only the best.

1369
01:40:08,300 --> 01:40:08,880
Rate it.

1370
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:12,380
A lot of people hate it.

1371
01:40:16,840 --> 01:40:20,140
We can't go back in the stream, but you can go back and pause it, maybe.

1372
01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:24,080
What the fuck is this thing called?

1373
01:40:24,140 --> 01:40:24,840
We've just finished it.

1374
01:40:24,860 --> 01:40:25,520
What's it called again?

1375
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:26,260
Wait, gadget.

1376
01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:27,380
Gadget.

1377
01:40:30,100 --> 01:40:30,540
Uh.

1378
01:40:33,140 --> 01:40:33,660
Invention.

1379
01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:34,260
Gadget.

1380
01:40:34,620 --> 01:40:35,020
Invention.

1381
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:41,440
Travel and adventure.

1382
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:44,280
Travel.

1383
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,600
And.

1384
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:46,520
Adventure.

1385
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,580
He's only a little.

1386
01:40:58,360 --> 01:40:59,220
Character in it.

1387
01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:00,320
He's not in it that much.

1388
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:03,040
So I doubt there'll be any fucking screenshots of him.

1389
01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:24,240
Characters.

1390
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:24,340
Characters.

1391
01:41:24,340 --> 01:41:37,020
Yeah.

1392
01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:37,900
Watch the playthrough.

1393
01:41:38,100 --> 01:41:38,260
Okay.

1394
01:41:38,340 --> 01:41:38,540
Yeah.

1395
01:41:38,700 --> 01:41:39,160
You're right.

1396
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:39,380
Yeah.

1397
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,380
They didn't milk it, did they?

1398
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:51,000
In the titles.

1399
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:53,660
It was a few names and it was done and done.

1400
01:41:53,740 --> 01:41:54,200
That was it.

1401
01:41:54,260 --> 01:41:54,680
They were out.

1402
01:41:54,820 --> 01:41:56,320
They were getting out of there very quickly.

1403
01:41:58,320 --> 01:41:58,620
All right.

1404
01:41:58,640 --> 01:41:59,080
Here we go.

1405
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:03,640
Here we go.

1406
01:42:03,820 --> 01:42:05,220
T-shirt or computer?

1407
01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:06,860
T-shirt or computer?

1408
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:09,220
Past is future.

1409
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:24,740
Yeah.

1410
01:42:24,740 --> 01:42:24,740
Yeah.

1411
01:42:24,740 --> 01:42:27,240
It is him.

1412
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:28,960
It is Eddie Marzen.

1413
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:32,240
Let's get the most.

1414
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:34,040
Look alike.

1415
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:34,900
He picture there.

1416
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:39,120
He needs to be a little bit more.

1417
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:41,300
He needs to be a little bit more chubby or maybe a bit heavier.

1418
01:42:41,300 --> 01:42:41,340
He needs to be a little bit more chubby or maybe a bit heavier.

1419
01:42:41,340 --> 01:42:42,620
I don't know.

1420
01:42:42,620 --> 01:42:46,680
I don't know.

1421
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:47,960
I think in other situations he did look like him.

1422
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:52,360
I think in other situations he did look like him.

1423
01:42:52,360 --> 01:42:52,760
There.

1424
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:55,760
There.

1425
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:57,560
Come on.

1426
01:42:57,560 --> 01:42:58,500
It's got to be.

1427
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:08,480
I'm getting flashbacks of Brendan O'Carroll's hot milk and pepper.

1428
01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:12,780
And the nightmare fuel of that intro.

1429
01:43:12,980 --> 01:43:14,440
I don't know if you're familiar with that.

1430
01:43:14,520 --> 01:43:15,860
People are saying no now.

1431
01:43:16,860 --> 01:43:18,680
People are saying no about this.

1432
01:43:21,480 --> 01:43:21,880
No?

1433
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:29,680
Let it go.

1434
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:29,920
Yeah.

1435
01:43:30,920 --> 01:43:32,300
Let go says Gary.

1436
01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:33,260
Just let go.

1437
01:43:33,540 --> 01:43:33,980
Let's go.

1438
01:43:34,980 --> 01:43:42,800
Or you're saying let's go as in you're pumped for this sort of trying to find out who this guy looks for.

1439
01:43:42,900 --> 01:43:43,040
Okay.

1440
01:43:43,060 --> 01:43:43,700
We'll keep going.

1441
01:43:43,780 --> 01:43:45,920
So I thought you meant like let it go as in.

1442
01:43:45,980 --> 01:43:47,100
Let's move on to something else.

1443
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:55,260
But I'm happy to plumb the depths of Google image search to find the correct image of this book.

1444
01:43:56,780 --> 01:44:00,460
To correspond with this book.

1445
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:04,360
David O'Hara Francis.

1446
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:05,780
David O'Hara.

1447
01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:14,200
Nah.

1448
01:44:17,900 --> 01:44:18,420
Nah.

1449
01:44:18,480 --> 01:44:19,120
Sorry about that.

1450
01:44:21,580 --> 01:44:22,620
It's not happening.

1451
01:44:24,100 --> 01:44:29,500
I think that this is a reasonable lookalike there.

1452
01:44:30,200 --> 01:44:33,620
I think we've got a good situation there.

1453
01:44:34,120 --> 01:44:36,520
All I'm looking for is someone to agree with me.

1454
01:44:36,580 --> 01:44:39,080
There's just no real overwhelming agreement.

1455
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:40,600
People going, yeah, you're right.

1456
01:44:41,860 --> 01:44:42,960
There's none of that.

1457
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,120
It's your company.

1458
01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:46,240
People saying no.

1459
01:44:46,240 --> 01:44:46,260
There's people saying no.

1460
01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:50,160
And Tom just saying I agree.

1461
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:55,380
But I mean, it's no use now because it's kind of like you've been forced to say that.

1462
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:56,260
Chib, thank you.

1463
01:44:56,260 --> 01:44:57,960
Chib, thank you very much there for the tip.

1464
01:44:58,120 --> 01:44:59,700
Maybe John Polito.

1465
01:45:00,660 --> 01:45:01,580
John Polito.

1466
01:45:02,820 --> 01:45:03,820
I don't think so.

1467
01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:05,300
It sounds like a foreign man.

1468
01:45:09,300 --> 01:45:09,660
Nah.

1469
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:13,000
Look, we had it with Mars.

1470
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:16,080
Marsden's as good as we're going to get it with here.

1471
01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:19,160
It's pushing on.

1472
01:45:19,340 --> 01:45:26,720
And I think also that we've got some gold in the shape of Oscar Schindler's YouTube channel.

1473
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:34,120
Maybe we might even preface that with a Computer Chronicles and then go into Schindler.

1474
01:45:36,440 --> 01:45:37,200
Tom's line.

1475
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:38,240
Tom's line again.

1476
01:45:38,340 --> 01:45:39,540
I don't know how that keeps happening.

1477
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:40,920
The uncle isn't even here.

1478
01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:43,340
Thank you very much, Chib, for the tip there.

1479
01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:46,760
And Flembag, a 9 mil jill.

1480
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:53,600
The machine pistol.

1481
01:45:56,220 --> 01:46:00,540
Those glocks that fire like automatic rounds.

1482
01:46:04,360 --> 01:46:07,500
Leroy, thank you very much there for the tip.

1483
01:46:07,620 --> 01:46:09,300
Congratulations on the completion.

1484
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:13,360
I'd love to hear your thoughts on the Neanderthal.

1485
01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:16,460
High-pitched voice theory clip from BBC Science YouTube.

1486
01:46:16,460 --> 01:46:20,500
If you fancy a decompression from that life-changing game.

1487
01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:21,220
Thank you.

1488
01:46:21,300 --> 01:46:23,460
Okay, let's have a look at that before we...

1489
01:46:25,300 --> 01:46:28,260
I mean, I think that's a good enough likeness there, those two.

1490
01:46:30,340 --> 01:46:32,560
Neanderthal high-pitched voice theory.

1491
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,580
Look at this fella here.

1492
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:37,440
Chris Sanders.

1493
01:46:43,060 --> 01:46:45,380
Neanderthal high-pitched voice.

1494
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:50,380
Neanderthal high-pitched voice.

1495
01:46:50,380 --> 01:46:51,380
Neanderthal high-pitched voice.

1496
01:46:54,380 --> 01:46:55,340
BBC Science.

1497
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:08,760
What's this? You don't even have to click into the video.

1498
01:47:08,860 --> 01:47:09,760
You can just click this.

1499
01:47:17,860 --> 01:47:18,300
What?

1500
01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:22,200
You have to...

1501
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:23,760
Just click into it.

1502
01:47:23,900 --> 01:47:26,100
You have to keep hovering over it to hear it.

1503
01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:33,140
And Patsy Rodenberg has just been given the newly created vocal tracks.

1504
01:47:34,460 --> 01:47:35,580
Vocal tracks.

1505
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:39,240
Patsy Rodenberg.

1506
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:40,700
Oh, goodness.

1507
01:47:40,900 --> 01:47:42,660
That's very interesting.

1508
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:44,660
This is a human.

1509
01:47:44,660 --> 01:47:44,720
This is a human.

1510
01:47:44,720 --> 01:47:46,240
This is a human throat.

1511
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:48,880
This is a Neanderthal.

1512
01:47:49,060 --> 01:47:50,440
And it's very squat.

1513
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:53,160
probably the voice would be higher.

1514
01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:58,160
So, Elliot, let's try male human voice, count over three.

1515
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:00,880
- One, two, three.

1516
01:48:00,880 --> 01:48:04,060
- Just pitch up your voice.

1517
01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:05,680
- One, two, three.

1518
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:08,820
- Now, we might have an idea that a macho sound is low,

1519
01:48:08,820 --> 01:48:10,000
but that might be very useful,

1520
01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:12,160
but it gets even more complex.

1521
01:48:13,540 --> 01:48:14,440
- I thought she was gonna say,

1522
01:48:14,440 --> 01:48:17,040
but it gets even more high pitched.

1523
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:19,500
And then he goes, he takes it to the next level.

1524
01:48:19,500 --> 01:48:24,500
- As well as his vocal tract, our Neanderthal's strange shape

1525
01:48:25,940 --> 01:48:27,940
would also have affected his voice.

1526
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:33,080
His deep rib cage.

1527
01:48:35,940 --> 01:48:37,460
A large and heavy skull.

1528
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:43,300
And most of all, a huge nasal cavity.

1529
01:48:43,300 --> 01:48:45,060
- Big old schnaz.

1530
01:48:45,060 --> 01:48:47,760
- Let's just add a bit of nasal now.

1531
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,720
One, two, three.

1532
01:48:49,720 --> 01:48:51,600
- Now, the other thing that would be happening,

1533
01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:56,600
which would actually increase that quality, is a very.

1534
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:02,600
- Which would actually.

1535
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:04,680
- One, two, three.

1536
01:49:04,680 --> 01:49:06,280
- Now, the other thing that would be happening.

1537
01:49:06,280 --> 01:49:08,720
- It's like that puppet that your man had.

1538
01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:11,780
Emu, or a, not Rod Hull.

1539
01:49:11,780 --> 01:49:14,280
- Was there, there's another fellow who had like a puppet,

1540
01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,860
that was like a green duck.

1541
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:20,420
Do you remember it was like a green duck?

1542
01:49:20,420 --> 01:49:22,500
Not, not the fellow who had emu.

1543
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:23,800
Orville.

1544
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:26,200
Was that, was that Rod Hull as well, was it?

1545
01:49:30,340 --> 01:49:31,500
- Nasal now.

1546
01:49:31,500 --> 01:49:33,740
- One, two, three.

1547
01:49:33,740 --> 01:49:35,340
- Now, the other thing that would be happening,

1548
01:49:35,340 --> 01:49:44,180
which would actually increase that quality, is a very heavy skull, that seems to pull down into the throat there.

1549
01:49:44,180 --> 01:49:51,800
Now, add to that the fact that they had a fantastic chest, which is a support system of breath.

1550
01:49:51,800 --> 01:50:08,680
which can produce enormous chest resonance and tremendous power. So I imagine that they wouldn't have subtle sounds. It would be loud, very loud, or very, very loud. And we can try and get that by, I'm now going to engage Elliot, by push into me. This is actually getting him right into his body. Now, speak.

1551
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:12,400
very loud or very, very loud. And we can try and get that by...

1552
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:15,680
I'm now going to engage Elliot by...

1553
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:19,600
Push into me. This is actually getting him right into his body.

1554
01:50:19,600 --> 01:50:21,160
Now speak.

1555
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:23,200
One, two, three!

1556
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:27,160
Now let's make a sound. Just let's make a huge "ah".

1557
01:50:27,160 --> 01:50:29,200
Raaaaaah!

1558
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:30,320
And again.

1559
01:50:30,320 --> 01:50:32,320
Raaaaaah!

1560
01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:43,320
So the skeleton had shown that our neanderthal... Right into his body. Now speak.

1561
01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:47,080
One, two, three! Now let's make a sound.

1562
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:00,840
Just let's make...

1563
01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:11,640
Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs. Get 'em while you can.

1564
01:51:11,640 --> 01:51:14,040
Thank you very much there, Johnny Depp.

1565
01:51:14,040 --> 01:51:16,600
Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

1566
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:23,600
*Loud music*

1567
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:35,600
*Loud music*

1568
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:39,600
*Loud music*

1569
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:41,600
*Loud music*

1570
01:51:41,600 --> 01:51:43,600
One, two, three!

1571
01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:47,600
*Loud music*

1572
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:49,600
A huge "R"

1573
01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:51,600
*Loud music*

1574
01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:52,600
And again

1575
01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:55,600
*Loud music*

1576
01:51:55,600 --> 01:51:59,600
*Loud music*

1577
01:51:59,600 --> 01:52:05,600
Even the Neanderthal that they've tried to represent there by making up a Neanderthal

1578
01:52:05,600 --> 01:52:07,600
*Loud music*

1579
01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:11,600
Uh, sounds a lot deeper voiced and scarier than that fella

1580
01:52:11,600 --> 01:52:13,600
*Loud music*

1581
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:15,600
Like

1582
01:52:15,600 --> 01:52:17,600
*Loud music*

1583
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:19,600
*Loud music*

1584
01:52:19,600 --> 01:52:21,600
*Loud music*

1585
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:23,600
*Loud music*

1586
01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:25,600
*Loud music*

1587
01:52:25,600 --> 01:52:27,600
*Loud music*

1588
01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:29,600
So the skeleton had shown that our Neanderthal wasn't just big brained

1589
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:31,600
*Loud music*

1590
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:33,600
*Loud music*

1591
01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:34,540
Might well have spoken.

1592
01:52:36,860 --> 01:52:37,880
Lovely stuff.

1593
01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:39,960
Beautiful stuff.

1594
01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:42,040
Conrad, thank you very much for...

1595
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:47,000
Did you ever see John Sweeney losing it with a Scientologist years ago on camera?

1596
01:52:47,600 --> 01:52:48,240
Great rant.

1597
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:49,720
I haven't seen that.

1598
01:52:50,200 --> 01:52:51,240
I seen the...

1599
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:52,080
I might have a look.

1600
01:52:52,180 --> 01:52:54,440
That John Sweeney, I don't know what to make of him.

1601
01:52:54,440 --> 01:52:58,360
I mean, I think I've seen a couple of ropey scenarios with him.

1602
01:52:58,620 --> 01:53:01,600
But then I've seen other clips of him doing good journalism.

1603
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:03,720
But then, I don't know.

1604
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:07,120
I'd have to look into it further.

1605
01:53:07,260 --> 01:53:10,620
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

1606
01:53:11,480 --> 01:53:13,120
Very kind of you there, Anonymous.

1607
01:53:13,340 --> 01:53:14,380
Doesn't even leave a name.

1608
01:53:14,540 --> 01:53:18,160
Or maybe you did leave one, but it was some sort of rude word or slur.

1609
01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:21,380
And it's been just tracked as Anonymous.

1610
01:53:22,460 --> 01:53:24,620
Can I get a shout out from my mate, Scott?

1611
01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:26,480
It's his birthday this year.

1612
01:53:26,900 --> 01:53:28,080
And he's a sound lad.

1613
01:53:28,180 --> 01:53:29,640
Well, thank you very much, Scott.

1614
01:53:30,180 --> 01:53:31,960
Or happy birthday, should I say, Scott.

1615
01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:34,080
You're a good guy.

1616
01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:35,160
Even though I don't know you.

1617
01:53:35,480 --> 01:53:36,700
Happy birthday to you.

1618
01:53:37,620 --> 01:53:39,780
John Sweeney, Scientologist.

1619
01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:40,400
Could be good.

1620
01:53:40,460 --> 01:53:43,340
It's great to see people losing the fucking rag with cunts.

1621
01:53:44,020 --> 01:53:47,940
And then, you know, still having a career afterwards as well.

1622
01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:53,040
John Sweeney, Scientologist.

1623
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:57,560
Don't know how it keeps on going to Tom's line.

1624
01:53:57,560 --> 01:54:02,360
It seems to be happening very often in the last 10 minutes.

1625
01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:03,560
Seems to happen when...

1626
01:54:04,220 --> 01:54:05,020
When...

1627
01:54:05,020 --> 01:54:06,320
Oh, I know what it is.

1628
01:54:07,140 --> 01:54:08,520
There's a fucking hotkey.

1629
01:54:08,660 --> 01:54:12,320
Because I'd be putting in a search term into YouTube here.

1630
01:54:13,380 --> 01:54:15,080
Some people say it's a sinister cult.

1631
01:54:15,420 --> 01:54:16,500
Now, L...

1632
01:54:16,500 --> 01:54:18,200
Some people say it's a sinister cult.

1633
01:54:18,840 --> 01:54:21,040
I've hotkeyed one of the fucking...

1634
01:54:21,040 --> 01:54:24,920
Voices on the keyboard.

1635
01:54:25,020 --> 01:54:26,020
So that's what's going on.

1636
01:54:26,580 --> 01:54:27,700
I'll look into that later.

1637
01:54:28,380 --> 01:54:30,420
Now, L. Ron Hubbard.

1638
01:54:30,800 --> 01:54:33,700
Some people say that he's a fantasist and a liar.

1639
01:54:33,700 --> 01:54:34,740
I want to just go back to the...

1640
01:54:34,740 --> 01:54:37,220
You see, I would just like to...

1641
01:54:37,220 --> 01:54:39,440
And I hope somebody is shooting this.

1642
01:54:39,660 --> 01:54:41,220
One, two, three!

1643
01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:41,880
Okay, good.

1644
01:54:41,940 --> 01:54:43,080
There's actually...

1645
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,160
To be fair, there's...

1646
01:54:44,160 --> 01:54:45,460
There's now been a...

1647
01:54:45,460 --> 01:54:47,380
You know who I'm on about, though?

1648
01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:48,840
What puppet I'm on about there?

1649
01:54:50,940 --> 01:54:53,000
What was his fucking name?

1650
01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:54,360
It wasn't...

1651
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:56,060
It was like a little green duck.

1652
01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:00,100
Orville.

1653
01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:01,640
Orville the duck.

1654
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:06,800
Orville the duck.

1655
01:55:11,980 --> 01:55:12,960
Yeah, scary.

1656
01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:14,260
I kind of feel like...

1657
01:55:14,260 --> 01:55:15,800
Are we going to see the...

1658
01:55:15,800 --> 01:55:17,460
I kind of feel a bit kind of weird.

1659
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:19,580
Not depressed, but kind of like...

1660
01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:20,880
Turn it off, you know?

1661
01:55:21,600 --> 01:55:22,300
When I see this.

1662
01:55:24,380 --> 01:55:26,700
See who all now?

1663
01:55:26,700 --> 01:55:27,460
All the...

1664
01:55:27,460 --> 01:55:29,700
All the grills and the disc jockeys and...

1665
01:55:29,700 --> 01:55:31,340
One, two, three!

1666
01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:34,620
Some people say...

1667
01:55:34,620 --> 01:55:37,380
So it wasn't this one you were thinking of.

1668
01:55:37,460 --> 01:55:38,280
Four, two...

1669
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:39,400
John Sweeney.

1670
01:55:39,940 --> 01:55:41,020
John Orville.

1671
01:55:42,580 --> 01:55:43,280
John...

1672
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:44,720
Sweeney.

1673
01:55:45,560 --> 01:55:46,200
Shouting.

1674
01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:51,600
Scientologist.

1675
01:55:52,680 --> 01:55:53,440
Scientology.

1676
01:55:53,440 --> 01:55:53,560
Scientology.

1677
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:56,140
Some people.

1678
01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:01,780
Well, we're joined now by John Sweeney, an investigative journalist.

1679
01:56:01,920 --> 01:56:02,400
He's also.

1680
01:56:03,120 --> 01:56:04,280
Well, as we've reported.

1681
01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:05,960
I mean, look, man.

1682
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:07,380
Oh, yeah, there it is.

1683
01:56:07,460 --> 01:56:08,400
It has to be this one.

1684
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:12,480
I'm not an expert on brainworship.

1685
01:56:12,940 --> 01:56:16,300
And when asked in that case why he kept making the accusation,

1686
01:56:16,920 --> 01:56:19,860
Sweeney's reaction was unexpected, to say the least.

1687
01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:21,560
Move to the Houston.

1688
01:56:21,940 --> 01:56:23,460
Yeah, well, that's it, isn't it?

1689
01:56:23,460 --> 01:56:25,940
I've fucking seen this before, and that's why, you know,

1690
01:56:26,000 --> 01:56:27,800
when somebody says, oh, John Sweeney,

1691
01:56:27,980 --> 01:56:32,120
or you might have heard of John Sweeney doing some great reporting here and there,

1692
01:56:32,180 --> 01:56:36,040
but something in the back of my mind is going, I don't like that guy.

1693
01:56:39,100 --> 01:56:43,120
No matter how cuntish these Scientological fools are,

1694
01:56:43,960 --> 01:56:45,120
there's no need for this, is there?

1695
01:56:45,640 --> 01:56:48,860
How is he still alive, the blood pressure this guy probably has?

1696
01:56:49,140 --> 01:56:50,100
Or was it all for show?

1697
01:56:50,100 --> 01:56:54,940
I mean, the egg would be on my face now if this was all some sort of act.

1698
01:56:55,780 --> 01:57:02,000
But I think even if you're acting and you display the emotion like that,

1699
01:57:02,060 --> 01:57:03,680
I still might not like you.

1700
01:57:04,480 --> 01:57:09,840
You were not there at the beginning of that interview!

1701
01:57:11,260 --> 01:57:13,800
You were not there!

1702
01:57:14,060 --> 01:57:18,480
You did not hear or record all the interview!

1703
01:57:19,440 --> 01:57:19,960
Do you understand?

1704
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:27,200
Whoa, that's that psychotic switch from mad cunt to calm and collected.

1705
01:57:28,660 --> 01:57:30,560
So, I don't know actually now.

1706
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:34,460
Just watching that, even though I said all that bullshit about not liking him because of that,

1707
01:57:35,460 --> 01:57:40,820
I actually think I found that funny and maybe I do like him more because of that now.

1708
01:57:41,580 --> 01:57:45,180
Maybe it was some other reporting I seen him doing that I didn't like, I'm not sure.

1709
01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:48,140
Did you understand?

1710
01:57:48,640 --> 01:57:52,740
You are quoting the second half of the interview!

1711
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:55,380
Not the first half!

1712
01:57:55,380 --> 01:57:58,600
You cannot discern what you're saying!

1713
01:57:59,500 --> 01:58:00,100
Wow.

1714
01:58:00,100 --> 01:58:00,240
Wow.

1715
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:04,720
What was the story there?

1716
01:58:05,020 --> 01:58:08,800
That was, that was, that wasn't Panorama, this was somebody else.

1717
01:58:10,840 --> 01:58:17,900
Desperate lies of the BBC reporter John Sweeney pilloried on YouTube as exploding tomato

1718
01:58:17,900 --> 01:58:22,760
proves once again that you can lead him to the truth, but you can't make him think.

1719
01:58:24,500 --> 01:58:29,800
Yeah, they wouldn't have put that into the Panorama episode he was probably making.

1720
01:58:32,340 --> 01:58:33,580
Fucking psychorama!

1721
01:58:36,040 --> 01:58:36,480
Schizorama!

1722
01:58:38,640 --> 01:58:43,260
But he didn't look that red in the face, I wouldn't have put him down as an exploding tomato.

1723
01:58:45,680 --> 01:58:47,260
Thank you very much too, Paul.

1724
01:58:49,260 --> 01:58:50,780
Maddest you've ever got.

1725
01:58:51,240 --> 01:58:53,180
I don't know if it's, I don't know, I can't remember.

1726
01:58:53,620 --> 01:58:55,440
It definitely wasn't on that level.

1727
01:58:59,440 --> 01:59:00,440
He was an expert on brainmanship.

1728
01:59:00,440 --> 01:59:07,800
And when asked in that case why he kept making the accusation, Sweeney's reaction was unexpected, to say the least.

1729
01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:10,120
No, Tommy B. You're still there!

1730
01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:11,980
No, listen to me!

1731
01:59:12,340 --> 01:59:13,920
You were not there!

1732
01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:17,200
At the beginning of that interview!

1733
01:59:17,740 --> 01:59:20,060
It was in the doc, says Tommy B.

1734
01:59:20,140 --> 01:59:25,040
So that really was, in Panorama they showed this bit, did they?

1735
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:31,780
How did they rationalise the insanity of their own lead journalist and reporter, if that's the case?

1736
01:59:31,780 --> 01:59:52,020
Now speak.

1737
01:59:52,680 --> 01:59:54,020
One, two, three!

1738
01:59:54,580 --> 01:59:58,100
Now let's make a sound, just let's make a huge R.

1739
01:59:58,900 --> 01:59:59,420
Roar!

1740
02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:01,220
And again.

1741
02:00:01,220 --> 02:00:08,420
I was trying, trying, trying to match them up there, it didn't really work.

1742
02:00:09,040 --> 02:00:10,160
He looks a bit like Hitler.

1743
02:00:10,580 --> 02:00:15,820
You could put the Hitler speeches underneath that and it would fit well, but I'm not gonna do that.

1744
02:00:21,500 --> 02:00:27,580
John Sweeney, sorry, did somebody answer me there regarding, so that was in fucking Panorama, was it?

1745
02:00:28,500 --> 02:00:29,320
They did.

1746
02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:31,180
He apologises on the video of it.

1747
02:00:31,180 --> 02:00:31,680
Great stuff.

1748
02:00:31,680 --> 02:00:32,180
Great stuff.

1749
02:00:32,740 --> 02:00:34,840
So we can actually watch his apology, can we?

1750
02:00:35,940 --> 02:00:37,260
John Sweeney apology.

1751
02:00:37,260 --> 02:00:39,580
Does it live up to expectation?

1752
02:00:48,860 --> 02:00:49,340
I'm not.

1753
02:00:49,340 --> 02:00:52,720
I'm standing here making a video that.

1754
02:00:53,220 --> 02:00:55,040
Not pay my TV license.

1755
02:01:00,000 --> 02:01:04,860
Perhaps our fuck all that now you're searching for it. What have they done with the YouTube?

1756
02:01:06,100 --> 02:01:12,520
It used to be very easy to find exactly what you wanted now. It's just a load of stuff. You don't want

1757
02:01:15,180 --> 02:01:18,040
An apology to Tommy Robinson, that's not it no

1758
02:01:18,040 --> 02:01:34,800
Some people say the fuck my name is John

1759
02:01:36,080 --> 02:01:42,540
My name is John Sweeney and I work for BBC Panorama. These are my views nothing to do with the BBC five years ago

1760
02:01:42,540 --> 02:01:48,500
I made a program for the BBC called Scientology and me in which I lost my temper with the Church of Scientology

1761
02:01:49,140 --> 02:01:51,780
I apologize then I apologize now

1762
02:01:52,560 --> 02:02:00,820
Five years on I've written a book the Church of Fear which seeks to explain my temper why the Church of Scientology is a thing

1763
02:02:00,820 --> 02:02:06,620
He wrote a book to explain the loss of temper. So that moment that slip-up

1764
02:02:07,300 --> 02:02:10,300
was so profound had such a profound effect it

1765
02:02:11,640 --> 02:02:14,480
Got a book out of it. It made him write a book

1766
02:02:15,120 --> 02:02:18,540
You know, I couldn't even write a fucking note

1767
02:02:19,260 --> 02:02:22,880
But he was living with some serious demons I'd say

1768
02:02:25,620 --> 02:02:33,920
So that is that anyway what we were going to move on to at pace was the shocking and stunning discovery of a

1769
02:02:34,980 --> 02:02:38,180
channel a YouTube channel by Paul Schindler

1770
02:02:38,180 --> 02:02:54,700
It's great that I now know why I keep on switching to telephone voice it's cause of some kind of hotkey situation I will always be able to just double check and make sure I'm on the right mic and

1771
02:02:54,700 --> 02:03:03,760
He looks like a bit monk like a monk that hairdo there I hope that's a wig

1772
02:03:07,540 --> 02:03:09,540
It isn't it isn't guys

1773
02:03:10,840 --> 02:03:15,320
He looks different why is he gone with that hair he used to have the jerry curls?

1774
02:03:16,660 --> 02:03:20,160
He should crop it. I think you should crop it

1775
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:23,520
Thank you very much there grid rain

1776
02:03:25,180 --> 02:03:36,300
Very very kind of you. I hope you're doing well the Scientologist was winding him up and gaslight him a good while before he snapped okay it's good to get the background info on that as well

1777
02:03:37,300 --> 02:03:40,740
So he probably he probably was justified what I mean

1778
02:03:41,260 --> 02:03:44,560
He should have known better than having that committed to film

1779
02:03:45,100 --> 02:03:49,340
Love song recital by Paul. Oh, this is unbelievable man

1780
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:52,500
all the laughter

1781
02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:55,000
All those tears

1782
02:03:56,280 --> 02:04:00,220
He looks similar to someone as well. He looks it does he look like

1783
02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:08,300
Looking Stephen Sondheim or some musical man

1784
02:04:09,940 --> 02:04:15,340
All this started look during COVID four years ago, so a lot of weird stuff came out of COVID

1785
02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:20,660
And this was his offering

1786
02:04:20,660 --> 02:04:28,660
Before we do you had the lab from good fellas is right the fella from good fellas, maybe?

1787
02:04:32,660 --> 02:04:37,220
Paul servino is this not Paul servino the other is another fella in us

1788
02:04:37,940 --> 02:04:42,020
Sp in the house. Thank you very much Maury

1789
02:04:44,020 --> 02:04:46,980
Anyway, let's just have a quick look at some of what he's uploaded from

1790
02:04:48,100 --> 02:04:50,500
Computer Chronicle is just to get us into the mood

1791
02:04:51,940 --> 02:04:59,940
The Macintosh has received an unheard of kind of notoriety things like the famous 1984 commercial in the Super Bowl the lemmings commercial which we just saw some time ago

1792
02:04:59,940 --> 02:05:08,740
Yeah, we heard on this program that the whole media hype may be a problem for Apple as it approaches this business market our commentator Paul Schindler has some thoughts on Apple's media image

1793
02:05:11,220 --> 02:05:15,220
The Macs in this world the Apple Macintosh and the McDonald's Big Mac have a lot in common

1794
02:05:15,220 --> 02:05:19,220
They're both over advertised shiny boxes whose contents disappoint

1795
02:05:19,220 --> 02:05:25,220
Now look I know the people that designed the Apple Macintosh say they meant it to be a business machine from the start

1796
02:05:25,220 --> 02:05:31,220
And I know they say there's now hundreds of business software packages available for the Macintosh, but that doesn't connect

1797
02:05:31,220 --> 02:05:37,220
He's young it's it's back in his heyday. I'm just gonna nip to the toilet while I leave you with Paul for just 20 seconds

1798
02:05:37,220 --> 02:05:40,220
Vince me you can call a mouse an elephant for a week if you want

1799
02:05:40,220 --> 02:05:41,220
Vincent van Vega

1800
02:05:41,220 --> 02:05:43,220
You can take out the whole page ads in paper

1801
02:05:43,220 --> 02:05:49,220
In the end both are gonna be gray and both will have tails but anyone who takes a close look is gonna be able to tell the difference

1802
02:05:49,220 --> 02:05:55,220
Apple wants the Macintosh to be taken seriously in the office and I'm sorry but I just don't think that's ever gonna happen

1803
02:05:55,220 --> 02:06:02,220
The machine is wonderful, but it's flawed. It's too expensive. It isn't fast enough and it's in black and white. I just don't get it

1804
02:06:02,220 --> 02:06:09,220
Apple used the world's finest technology in the Mac and produced a machine with an entertaining disk drive sound that users spend too much time listening to

1805
02:06:09,220 --> 02:06:14,220
It's got a small screen. It's great for graphics, but it's overkill for words and data

1806
02:06:14,220 --> 02:06:19,220
I like Apple I wish them good luck in breaking IBM's hegemony over the personal computer market

1807
02:06:19,220 --> 02:06:24,220
I just don't think Mac is the answer. That's my opinion. I'm Paul Schindler

1808
02:06:27,220 --> 02:06:32,220
Now anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. Thank you very much sir Schindler's list

1809
02:06:32,220 --> 02:06:34,220
*tip*

1810
02:06:34,220 --> 02:06:38,220
Get the fuck that's computer chronicles somebody has uploaded that

1811
02:06:38,220 --> 02:06:39,260
that.

1812
02:06:40,260 --> 02:06:42,300
Years ago, I was

1813
02:06:42,300 --> 02:06:44,320
Chinese. There's a bit of me

1814
02:06:44,320 --> 02:06:46,320
that doesn't want to, but I

1815
02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:48,120
do want to. Look, educational

1816
02:06:48,120 --> 02:06:50,380
song by Paul, Aztec,

1817
02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:51,680
Inca, and Maya.

1818
02:06:52,300 --> 02:06:54,420
It's an educational song. It's two minutes long.

1819
02:06:56,140 --> 02:06:58,560
Thank you very much for the tip there, Tobes.

1820
02:06:59,000 --> 02:06:59,520
How about you?

1821
02:07:00,580 --> 02:07:01,740
And Jackie.

1822
02:07:02,480 --> 02:07:04,400
Very, very kind of you guys, Jackie.

1823
02:07:04,600 --> 02:07:06,160
And Tobes says, here's the clip.

1824
02:07:06,160 --> 02:07:10,220
And I can't fucking

1825
02:07:10,220 --> 02:07:11,660
open it just yet, but I

1826
02:07:11,660 --> 02:07:14,300
it's a Daily Motion video.

1827
02:07:15,900 --> 02:07:17,040
Daily Motion.

1828
02:07:19,620 --> 02:07:22,140
BBC Panorama, Scientology,

1829
02:07:22,280 --> 02:07:24,300
and me, 26 minutes. We'll look at that in a minute.

1830
02:07:24,380 --> 02:07:25,400
First, the Aztecs.

1831
02:07:25,400 --> 02:07:41,900
Unbelievable. Unbelievable, isn't it? And you can tell he's aged a bit as well, but he's still got it.

1832
02:07:41,900 --> 02:07:45,780
The Maya built their pyramids. They're quite a sight to see.

1833
02:07:45,960 --> 02:07:47,700
The Maya built their pyramids. They're quite a sight to see.

1834
02:07:47,700 --> 02:08:11,780
do. Aztec Inca and Maya. You can learn them if you try. Don't just need a great big sigh. Just learn to sing this song. The Maya built their pyramids. They're quite a sight to see.

1835
02:08:11,780 --> 02:08:41,760
I wonder is there any stuff from Computer Chronicles that he'd uploaded that was the pirate stuff as well. Now as we see this is a complex issue with problems of morality and ethics and price and so on. Commentator Paul Schindler has some thoughts on the whole problem of piracy. Avast. I bet you never thought of it. Avast. Is that something pirates say? Avast. I thought it was a piece of software as well like Avast or something that you'd like a anti fucking

1836
02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:42,600
spyware thing.

1837
02:08:44,420 --> 02:08:48,040
Old Paul Schindler. Amassed. Okay. Like amassed.

1838
02:08:48,260 --> 02:08:49,460
The whole problem of piracy.

1839
02:08:50,860 --> 02:08:52,000
Avast. I bet you.

1840
02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:54,240
Avast.

1841
02:08:56,140 --> 02:08:56,700
Avast.

1842
02:08:58,440 --> 02:09:01,320
Never thought of old Paul Schindler as the whole problem of piracy.

1843
02:09:02,500 --> 02:09:04,020
I would have just gone with the

1844
02:09:04,020 --> 02:09:09,180
ARRRR me mateys. I would have just gone with that. I wouldn't do this. Avast.

1845
02:09:09,660 --> 02:09:17,060
But maybe some people that their introduction and world of piracy has been that of the Avast.

1846
02:09:17,460 --> 02:09:19,480
They've been introduced into pirates through that.

1847
02:09:19,480 --> 02:09:25,280
But look at Stu's piercing stern end of link gaze.

1848
02:09:26,280 --> 02:09:32,620
As we transition into a lovely side swipe into the VT. Schindler's VT.

1849
02:09:33,420 --> 02:09:38,400
And look at that. Not only have we got half and half Stu there. Half Stu half VT.

1850
02:09:39,120 --> 02:09:43,260
But we're also treated. Sam Wad. Thank you very very much for the tip. We're also treated.

1851
02:09:44,640 --> 02:09:55,580
To a jump in start. Jump into frame from Schindler who's not dressed. The only thing he's got is an eye patch and pirate's hat. He didn't go the full Monty on the.

1852
02:09:56,580 --> 02:09:59,160
On the costume there. He's got the red sweater.

1853
02:09:59,760 --> 02:10:01,620
But it's still nice. It's a collector's item.

1854
02:10:02,020 --> 02:10:04,220
Schindler has some thoughts on the whole problem of piracy.

1855
02:10:05,700 --> 02:10:08,640
Avast. I'll bet you never thought of old Paul Schindler as a pirate.

1856
02:10:09,100 --> 02:10:11,300
But you know there are some people who do.

1857
02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:14,080
And that takes us to the heart of the software piracy question.

1858
02:10:14,700 --> 02:10:18,880
Lovely stuff. Piracy. Software piracy. Hanleyman. Thank you very much there.

1859
02:10:19,020 --> 02:10:20,240
And norton me mateys.

1860
02:10:20,580 --> 02:10:24,120
Is it moral or isn't? Now that's a hard question to answer.

1861
02:10:24,220 --> 02:10:26,380
But I can tell you that software piracy is illegal.

1862
02:10:26,480 --> 02:10:27,760
And the definition is pretty simple.

1863
02:10:28,320 --> 02:10:31,360
It's piracy if you give away a commercial software program.

1864
02:10:31,460 --> 02:10:33,820
That's right. You're a pirate even if you give it away.

1865
02:10:34,320 --> 02:10:37,760
Now most people don't think it's immoral unless you sell the program.

1866
02:10:38,340 --> 02:10:40,100
Those two views are irreconcilable.

1867
02:10:40,280 --> 02:10:42,760
And they cause a great deal of controversy in the software industry.

1868
02:10:43,120 --> 02:10:47,760
As a result, software developers are constantly looking for ways to prevent software piracy.

1869
02:10:48,200 --> 02:10:51,060
One of the most common, and the dumbest, is copyproofing.

1870
02:10:51,800 --> 02:10:54,980
Copyproofing causes a lot of problems that I'm not going to get into right now.

1871
02:10:55,280 --> 02:11:02,200
But the fact of the matter is that what's worst about copyproofing is that it attacks the symptoms, not the cause, of software piracy.

1872
02:11:02,600 --> 02:11:05,720
In my opinion, high prices cause software piracy.

1873
02:11:06,120 --> 02:11:10,180
Now I know that Lotus costs $700 because the developers want to make their money back.

1874
02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:13,500
But the fact of the matter is that corporations can afford prices like that.

1875
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:17,520
I wonder will he go for the eye patch over the eye for the last bit.

1876
02:11:17,860 --> 02:11:20,260
And maybe an arrr at the end.

1877
02:11:20,920 --> 02:11:21,840
I think he will.

1878
02:11:22,440 --> 02:11:27,320
He's not going to go to this length not to get in another bit of pirate action at the end.

1879
02:11:27,400 --> 02:11:28,820
Private individuals can't.

1880
02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:33,880
Whether it's moral or not, expensive software is pirated a lot more frequently than cheap...

1881
02:11:33,880 --> 02:11:38,240
And he bets on what the outro line, he'll say something, there'll be a pun maybe.

1882
02:11:46,240 --> 02:11:47,620
He's got to give us an arrr.

1883
02:11:47,620 --> 02:11:48,320
That's a given.

1884
02:11:48,900 --> 02:11:50,720
He's going to put the eye patch back on.

1885
02:11:50,860 --> 02:11:51,500
That's a given.

1886
02:11:52,400 --> 02:11:54,620
You remember he's got a fucking sword...

1887
02:11:54,620 --> 02:11:55,980
Prop as well.

1888
02:11:56,820 --> 02:11:57,560
Walk the plank.

1889
02:11:59,340 --> 02:12:01,120
That's a popular trope.

1890
02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:05,100
Seven seeds.

1891
02:12:07,360 --> 02:12:08,360
Pieces of eight.

1892
02:12:12,420 --> 02:12:14,700
Without a peg leg to stand on.

1893
02:12:15,160 --> 02:12:15,740
That's good.

1894
02:12:16,520 --> 02:12:20,620
Putting the fucking shivers into any prospective pirates out there.

1895
02:12:24,080 --> 02:12:25,120
Let's go with it now.

1896
02:12:25,380 --> 02:12:26,480
I mean, people have...

1897
02:12:26,480 --> 02:12:27,700
You've got your bets in there.

1898
02:12:27,820 --> 02:12:31,660
We can go back to see if there's any winners after we've seen what he says.

1899
02:12:31,660 --> 02:12:32,540
Software.

1900
02:12:32,900 --> 02:12:37,540
So my solution to software piracy is for developers to figure out a way to make cheaper software.

1901
02:12:37,940 --> 02:12:38,840
That's my opinion.

1902
02:12:39,060 --> 02:12:39,840
I'm Paul Schindler.

1903
02:12:41,140 --> 02:12:41,660
Nothing.

1904
02:12:42,840 --> 02:12:44,200
Shortchanges there as well.

1905
02:12:44,760 --> 02:12:45,300
Unbelievable.

1906
02:12:45,920 --> 02:12:47,940
Rare for Schindler to shortchange us.

1907
02:12:48,640 --> 02:12:51,820
And that was uploaded nine months ago by Paul who's still...

1908
02:12:52,940 --> 02:12:53,700
Uploading.

1909
02:12:54,040 --> 02:12:54,720
One month ago.

1910
02:12:55,200 --> 02:12:56,020
Two weeks ago.

1911
02:12:56,660 --> 02:12:57,720
Nine days ago.

1912
02:12:58,800 --> 02:13:00,240
Nine days ago, this.

1913
02:13:00,240 --> 02:13:06,580
he's doing barbershop

1914
02:13:06,580 --> 02:13:36,580
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

1915
02:13:36,580 --> 02:13:47,560
If you're offered any, if you have a choice, please meet me again.

1916
02:13:52,980 --> 02:14:03,560
Voices, karmic, cosmic, vast, but in case you're ever asked, I'd be pleased to know and if you chose to dance with me again.

1917
02:14:04,080 --> 02:14:10,020
So I hope that you will do the very thing that I plan to.

1918
02:14:10,440 --> 02:14:15,500
Raise your voice if offered a choice.

1919
02:14:16,160 --> 02:14:26,080
If you're given the chance, please pick me again.

1920
02:14:26,080 --> 02:14:32,920
Again, darling, again, once again.

1921
02:14:33,580 --> 02:14:34,580
Lovely stuff.

1922
02:14:36,440 --> 02:14:39,820
We'll go out of that there though.

1923
02:14:40,380 --> 02:14:42,640
And some more stuff.

1924
02:14:42,720 --> 02:14:45,000
Nothing I wouldn't do, himself and the wife maybe.

1925
02:14:45,240 --> 02:14:47,560
Feels a bit, I don't want to be laughing at anything.

1926
02:14:47,560 --> 02:14:56,920
Nothing that I wouldn't do if you let me stay with you.

1927
02:14:56,920 --> 02:15:01,800
Stay with you.

1928
02:15:01,800 --> 02:15:08,420
Yeah, we'll leave it.

1929
02:15:08,420 --> 02:15:15,700
Anything else there before we just swing into a bit of stew?

1930
02:15:15,700 --> 02:15:20,200
Words of love.

1931
02:15:20,200 --> 02:15:23,080
It's like an album.

1932
02:15:23,220 --> 02:15:24,160
Paul sings Paul.

1933
02:15:31,160 --> 02:15:39,160
It's really hard to find new ways to say I love you every day.

1934
02:15:39,160 --> 02:15:40,560
Kind of a joke song.

1935
02:15:40,560 --> 02:15:43,660
Wounded bird.

1936
02:15:43,660 --> 02:15:56,520
Would she resent the four decades?

1937
02:15:56,520 --> 02:16:02,580
Would she resent the four decades?

1938
02:16:02,580 --> 02:16:07,640
Of nursing a wounded bird?

1939
02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:11,640
Admittedly a small wound.

1940
02:16:11,640 --> 02:16:18,640
He could still fly, just not as high as before.

1941
02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:24,500
And a corner of his heart was missing.

1942
02:16:24,500 --> 02:16:31,500
Men need more emotional support than women.

1943
02:16:31,500 --> 02:16:33,500
She told herself.

1944
02:16:33,500 --> 02:16:35,500
She told herself.

1945
02:16:35,500 --> 02:16:37,500
She told herself.

1946
02:16:37,500 --> 02:16:44,500
She was the wounded bird.

1947
02:16:44,500 --> 02:16:47,500
Kind of got an indie feel.

1948
02:16:47,500 --> 02:16:48,500
Feel me.

1949
02:16:48,500 --> 02:16:50,500
Doesn't it have a kind of an indie feel to it?

1950
02:16:50,500 --> 02:16:55,500
Fair play to fucking...

1951
02:16:55,500 --> 02:16:58,500
I'm going to listen to more of those in my own time, I think.

1952
02:16:58,500 --> 02:17:04,500
Paul Schindler love song recital.

1953
02:17:04,500 --> 02:17:09,500
I think you guys...

1954
02:17:09,500 --> 02:17:11,500
I think you...

1955
02:17:11,500 --> 02:17:15,500
For love you give in any guys.

1956
02:17:15,500 --> 02:17:18,500
You put my heart on a silver plate.

1957
02:17:18,500 --> 02:17:21,500
Cared for mine just like your own.

1958
02:17:21,500 --> 02:17:25,500
Never amused, just held on alone.

1959
02:17:25,500 --> 02:17:30,500
Hug and kiss and dulcet tone.

1960
02:17:30,500 --> 02:17:33,500
All are meant for me alone.

1961
02:17:33,500 --> 02:17:36,500
I'm so grateful, don't you know.

1962
02:17:36,500 --> 02:17:40,500
For the way these gifts to flow.

1963
02:17:40,500 --> 02:17:41,500
You're not alone.

1964
02:17:41,500 --> 02:17:45,500
I'll leave that there because we don't know if it's a...

1965
02:17:45,500 --> 02:17:47,500
It could be a...

1966
02:17:47,500 --> 02:17:51,500
A meaningful event like you know maybe someone's died or something's gone on.

1967
02:17:51,500 --> 02:17:53,500
But um, thank you very much there.

1968
02:17:53,500 --> 02:17:56,500
I feel like Pewters tonight.

1969
02:17:56,500 --> 02:17:59,500
Have you tried the Chronicles special?

1970
02:17:59,500 --> 02:18:01,500
It's mostly stew.

1971
02:18:01,500 --> 02:18:02,500
I haven't.

1972
02:18:02,500 --> 02:18:02,500
I haven't.

1973
02:18:02,500 --> 02:18:04,500
The computer Chronicles special.

1974
02:18:04,500 --> 02:18:08,500
Sounds like it would be too good to have not seen.

1975
02:18:08,500 --> 02:18:09,500
Like so I...

1976
02:18:09,500 --> 02:18:11,500
I think maybe I have seen it.

1977
02:18:11,500 --> 02:18:12,500
I've been enjoying...

1978
02:18:12,500 --> 02:18:13,500
Thank you very much B.

1979
02:18:13,500 --> 02:18:15,500
I've been enjoying the BBC Archive YouTube channel.

1980
02:18:15,500 --> 02:18:16,500
Can I recommend Last Days of the Porter?

1981
02:18:16,500 --> 02:18:17,500
Presenter has great hair.

1982
02:18:17,500 --> 02:18:18,500
I watched it already.

1983
02:18:18,500 --> 02:18:19,500
Yeah.

1984
02:18:19,500 --> 02:18:20,500
It was about the...

1985
02:18:20,500 --> 02:18:20,500
The pints in like a Manchester pub.

1986
02:18:20,500 --> 02:18:21,500
Was it?

1987
02:18:21,500 --> 02:18:22,500
On like a...

1988
02:18:22,500 --> 02:18:38,500
On an old estate that had been knocked down to be redeveloped into flats and something like that.

1989
02:18:38,500 --> 02:18:41,500
I think I'm right in saying that.

1990
02:18:41,500 --> 02:18:43,500
Or a Lancashire pub.

1991
02:18:43,500 --> 02:18:44,500
But uh...

1992
02:18:44,500 --> 02:18:51,500
I think you know RTE archives need to kind of follow the lead of that and start pumping out onto a YouTube channel daily.

1993
02:18:51,500 --> 02:18:52,500
Because...

1994
02:18:53,500 --> 02:18:54,500
They have a lot of gold.

1995
02:18:54,500 --> 02:18:56,500
Just sitting there.

1996
02:18:56,500 --> 02:19:00,500
And I don't think it works as well on their site.

1997
02:19:00,500 --> 02:19:02,500
You know navigate to the site.

1998
02:19:02,500 --> 02:19:03,500
They need to just do it on YouTube.

1999
02:19:03,500 --> 02:19:05,500
Um...

2000
02:19:05,500 --> 02:19:08,500
They probably already do but maybe not on a big scale.

2001
02:19:13,500 --> 02:19:17,500
I mean CR's video vaults is doing the work that they should be doing you know.

2002
02:19:17,500 --> 02:19:20,500
It was the same with Killian M2.

2003
02:19:23,500 --> 02:19:25,500
Before his channel got taken down.

2004
02:19:25,500 --> 02:19:38,500
Yeah I saw it. The presenter has...

2005
02:19:38,500 --> 02:19:39,500
Fantastic.

2006
02:19:41,500 --> 02:19:42,500
Fantastic hair.

2007
02:19:42,500 --> 02:19:43,500
Oh it's an N.I.

2008
02:19:43,500 --> 02:19:45,500
Oh it is. He is from N.I.

2009
02:19:45,500 --> 02:19:46,500
Oh it is yeah.

2010
02:19:46,500 --> 02:19:47,500
Belfast.

2011
02:19:47,500 --> 02:19:48,500
There's another good one.

2012
02:19:48,500 --> 02:19:51,500
About real old school pubs as well.

2013
02:19:51,500 --> 02:19:56,500
There's another good one about real old school pubs as well.

2014
02:20:11,500 --> 02:20:13,500
It's an acquired taste of course.

2015
02:20:13,500 --> 02:20:16,500
Thank you very much there, William Gates.

2016
02:20:16,500 --> 02:20:19,500
East vs West Table Quiz finale.

2017
02:20:19,500 --> 02:20:21,500
We'll go there, we'll go there.

2018
02:20:21,500 --> 02:20:24,500
I just need to stand crowd and look to the horizon.

2019
02:20:38,500 --> 02:20:46,500
Just before we do I wanted to show you something that I seen on this archive channel a few weeks ago that I thought was a bit too bizarre.

2020
02:20:46,500 --> 02:20:52,500
It was the proprietor or owner of a factory near Wigan.

2021
02:20:52,500 --> 02:20:57,500
But you should have seen the way he was carrying himself and going on around the factory.

2022
02:20:57,500 --> 02:21:02,500
Many questions should have been asked about this fellow.

2023
02:21:02,500 --> 02:21:04,500
I wonder if I can fucking find it though.

2024
02:21:07,500 --> 02:21:11,500
I don't want to go with it.

2025
02:21:11,500 --> 02:21:12,500
I don't want to go with it.

2026
02:21:12,500 --> 02:21:13,500
I don't want to go with it.

2027
02:21:13,500 --> 02:21:14,500
I don't want to go with it.

2028
02:21:14,500 --> 02:21:15,500
I don't want to go with it.

2029
02:21:15,500 --> 02:21:16,500
I don't want to go with it.

2030
02:21:16,500 --> 02:21:17,500
I don't want to go with it.

2031
02:21:17,500 --> 02:21:18,500
I don't want to go with it.

2032
02:21:18,500 --> 02:21:19,500
I don't want to go with it.

2033
02:21:19,500 --> 02:21:20,500
I don't want to go with it.

2034
02:21:20,500 --> 02:21:21,500
I don't want to go with it.

2035
02:21:21,500 --> 02:21:22,500
I don't want to go with it.

2036
02:21:22,500 --> 02:21:23,500
I don't want to go with it.

2037
02:21:23,500 --> 02:21:24,500
I don't want to go with it.

2038
02:21:24,500 --> 02:21:25,500
I don't want to go with it.

2039
02:21:25,500 --> 02:21:26,500
I don't want to go with it.

2040
02:21:26,500 --> 02:21:27,500
I don't want to go with it.

2041
02:21:27,500 --> 02:21:28,500
I don't want to go with it.

2042
02:21:28,500 --> 02:21:29,500
I don't want to go with it.

2043
02:21:29,500 --> 02:21:30,500
I don't want to go with it.

2044
02:21:30,500 --> 02:21:31,500
I don't want to go with it.

2045
02:21:31,500 --> 02:21:32,500
I don't want to go with it.

2046
02:21:32,500 --> 02:21:33,500
I don't want to go with it.

2047
02:21:33,500 --> 02:21:34,500
I don't want to go with it.

2048
02:21:34,500 --> 02:21:35,500
I don't want to go with it.

2049
02:21:35,500 --> 02:21:36,500
I don't want to go with it.

2050
02:21:36,500 --> 02:21:37,500
I don't want to go with it.

2051
02:21:37,500 --> 02:21:38,500
I don't want to go with it.

2052
02:21:38,500 --> 02:21:39,500
I don't want to go with it.

2053
02:21:39,500 --> 02:21:40,500
I don't want to go with it.

2054
02:21:40,500 --> 02:21:41,500
I don't want to go with it.

2055
02:21:41,500 --> 02:21:42,500
I don't want to go with it.

2056
02:21:42,500 --> 02:21:43,500
I don't want to go with it.

2057
02:21:43,500 --> 02:21:45,500
I don't want to go with it.

2058
02:21:45,500 --> 02:21:50,500
A shift worker starting his day at a Gateshead clothing factory.

2059
02:21:50,500 --> 02:21:52,500
The incredible Del Perry.

2060
02:21:52,500 --> 02:21:54,500
Nice mover, sharp dresser.

2061
02:21:54,500 --> 02:21:56,500
Mr. Popularity.

2062
02:21:56,500 --> 02:21:58,500
Del Perry.

2063
02:21:58,500 --> 02:22:03,500
And wasn't there a fucking character in Phoenix Knights called Den Perry?

2064
02:22:03,500 --> 02:22:07,500
Or was it Den Perry who burnt down the Phoenix?

2065
02:22:09,500 --> 02:22:10,500
Del Piero.

2066
02:22:10,500 --> 02:22:14,500
A shift worker starting his day at a Gateshead clothing factory.

2067
02:22:14,500 --> 02:22:17,500
The incredible Del Perry.

2068
02:22:17,500 --> 02:22:19,500
Nice mover, sharp dresser.

2069
02:22:19,500 --> 02:22:20,500
Mr. Popularity.

2070
02:22:20,500 --> 02:22:21,500
Oh he's great.

2071
02:22:21,500 --> 02:22:22,500
He's good.

2072
02:22:22,500 --> 02:22:23,500
Oh he's smushing.

2073
02:22:23,500 --> 02:22:24,500
He's fab.

2074
02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:25,500
It's a pleasure coming in now.

2075
02:22:25,500 --> 02:22:26,500
He's a fabulous job.

2076
02:22:26,500 --> 02:22:31,500
Oh he just makes the day go better and quicker.

2077
02:22:31,500 --> 02:22:35,500
Very kind of forced opinions there.

2078
02:22:35,500 --> 02:22:38,500
Obviously you don't want to lose your job or anything.

2079
02:22:38,500 --> 02:22:41,500
You have to make sure you say good stuff about him.

2080
02:22:41,500 --> 02:22:47,500
Del Perry is a Gateshead groover who daily turns on 400 fab and lovely factory birds.

2081
02:22:47,500 --> 02:22:49,500
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

2082
02:22:49,500 --> 02:22:50,500
Are you alright?

2083
02:22:50,500 --> 02:22:51,500
Smile, get in the car.

2084
02:22:51,500 --> 02:22:52,500
That's lovely isn't it?

2085
02:22:52,500 --> 02:22:57,500
A kiss for the staff member there going in close.

2086
02:22:57,500 --> 02:22:58,500
Hello, Joe.

2087
02:22:58,500 --> 02:22:59,500
It's Joan isn't it?

2088
02:22:59,500 --> 02:23:01,500
He's got his own studio on the boss's floor.

2089
02:23:01,500 --> 02:23:05,500
Six thousand pounds worth of gear and that doesn't include his shirts.

2090
02:23:05,500 --> 02:23:09,500
And virtually a free hand from the management to do his own thing in setting the pinstrips of the show.

2091
02:23:09,500 --> 02:23:19,540
thing in setting the pinstripe business on the boss's floor. £6,000 worth of gear, and

2092
02:23:19,540 --> 02:23:24,240
that doesn't include his shirts, and virtually a free hand from the management to do his

2093
02:23:24,240 --> 02:23:27,440
own thing in setting the pinstripe business to music.

2094
02:23:27,900 --> 02:23:34,420
Well, with a blast and a harmonica, the only way to introduce number one this week is the

2095
02:23:34,420 --> 02:23:36,920
Manfred Mann Earth Band and Joybringer.

2096
02:23:36,920 --> 02:23:44,820
I bring joy. Del Perry is a bit more than just a DJ. His special role is to spread a little

2097
02:23:44,820 --> 02:23:52,520
happy is a bit more than just boys after you. The DJ. What a fucking serious barnet on boy.

2098
02:23:53,020 --> 02:23:58,860
His special role is to spread a little happiness. A glad rag Johnny who brings a bit of glamour

2099
02:23:58,860 --> 02:24:05,040
into the daily routine. Apart from... Is that song, is that him singing that song going,

2100
02:24:05,340 --> 02:24:16,240
I bring joy. I bring joy. All the joy I bring to you. I bring joy.

2101
02:24:17,240 --> 02:24:19,240
...spinning record...

2102
02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:20,800
...ladrag Johnny who brings a bit...

2103
02:24:20,800 --> 02:24:23,620
His special role is to spread a little happiness.

2104
02:24:24,180 --> 02:24:27,520
A gladrag Johnny who brings a bit of glamour into the daily routine.

2105
02:24:28,420 --> 02:24:32,680
Apart from spinning records, he also welcomes new recruits with an informal chat.

2106
02:24:33,340 --> 02:24:35,460
Organises outings to see pop stars.

2107
02:24:35,760 --> 02:24:37,560
And does his own astrology spot.

2108
02:24:37,980 --> 02:24:40,520
What do you think you get out of it from a management point of view?

2109
02:24:42,300 --> 02:24:42,780
Um...

2110
02:24:44,340 --> 02:24:45,800
We're looking to the future.

2111
02:24:46,420 --> 02:24:48,420
I'm quite sure that unless we...

2112
02:24:48,420 --> 02:24:49,180
...err...

2113
02:24:49,180 --> 02:24:51,000
...make some move in this direction...

2114
02:24:51,000 --> 02:24:53,800
...we're likely to have less labour in the future than we have now.

2115
02:24:54,540 --> 02:24:56,980
Isn't it that this was considered...

2116
02:24:56,980 --> 02:24:59,600
...we need to make a move in this direction by having...

2117
02:24:59,600 --> 02:25:03,340
...a DJ superstar come into the fucking factory...

2118
02:25:03,340 --> 02:25:06,380
...and play records and all that and do all that kind of stuff?

2119
02:25:07,160 --> 02:25:09,940
Has it increased productivity? Has it made the staff more settled?

2120
02:25:09,940 --> 02:25:14,000
Oh yes, it's increased productivity and people are happier.

2121
02:25:15,600 --> 02:25:21,980
The latest ingredient of the bliss making process is a competition to find the worst singer in the factory.

2122
02:25:21,980 --> 02:25:23,820
Oh yes, here's a chance. Come on, come on.

2123
02:25:23,820 --> 02:25:26,160
Splish splash, I was taking a bath...

2124
02:25:26,160 --> 02:25:28,600
...all about a Saturday night...

2125
02:25:28,600 --> 02:25:32,600
...rub dub, just relaxing in the tub...

2126
02:25:32,600 --> 02:25:34,820
Little squeeze of the schnoz there.

2127
02:25:34,820 --> 02:25:35,600
Saturday night...

2128
02:25:35,600 --> 02:25:36,600
...rub...

2129
02:25:36,600 --> 02:25:37,600
No need for that.

2130
02:25:37,600 --> 02:25:39,980
...rub dub dub, just relaxing in the tub...

2131
02:25:39,980 --> 02:25:41,980
...thinking everything was alright...

2132
02:25:41,980 --> 02:25:46,660
...well I stepped out the tub and put my feet on the floor...

2133
02:25:46,660 --> 02:25:50,040
...I wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door...

2134
02:25:50,040 --> 02:25:53,880
...and then a splish splash I jumped back in the bath...

2135
02:25:53,880 --> 02:25:57,260
...I was out of note there was a party going on...

2136
02:25:57,260 --> 02:26:00,260
...there was a splishing and a splashing...

2137
02:26:00,260 --> 02:26:02,100
...breathing with the feeling...

2138
02:26:02,100 --> 02:26:04,100
...moving and a grooving...

2139
02:26:04,100 --> 02:26:05,940
...rocking and a rolling...

2140
02:26:05,940 --> 02:26:06,660
Hey, yeah.

2141
02:26:07,340 --> 02:26:11,340
Oh, my love, my darling.

2142
02:26:11,700 --> 02:26:12,440
It's a heavy buzz.

2143
02:26:13,860 --> 02:26:15,320
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

2144
02:26:16,660 --> 02:26:19,940
This has the energy of the guy who hosted the Crystal Maze.

2145
02:26:20,020 --> 02:26:20,460
What was his name?

2146
02:26:20,520 --> 02:26:21,820
No, Richard O'Brien.

2147
02:26:22,040 --> 02:26:24,800
I think he was a different beast.

2148
02:26:25,240 --> 02:26:25,900
Which one are you going to sing?

2149
02:26:25,940 --> 02:26:29,460
Not a beast, but he was like when you're talking about two different concepts.

2150
02:26:29,460 --> 02:26:30,980
He was all right.

2151
02:26:31,960 --> 02:26:33,720
This guy was probably all right as well, you know.

2152
02:26:33,720 --> 02:26:37,700
Filled with deep devotion.

2153
02:26:38,640 --> 02:26:42,360
Young love, first love.

2154
02:26:42,820 --> 02:26:46,200
We share with deep devotion.

2155
02:26:47,540 --> 02:26:51,720
At the moment, this jockey is getting to know the people.

2156
02:26:52,160 --> 02:26:53,720
And the mother gets to know them.

2157
02:26:53,760 --> 02:26:57,200
Sounds like, oh, thank you very much there, Larry Littler.

2158
02:26:57,640 --> 02:27:03,700
Sounds like he's going, they've only just started, you know, hiring this guy not so long ago.

2159
02:27:03,700 --> 02:27:07,240
And he's going, at the moment, he's just getting to know people.

2160
02:27:07,620 --> 02:27:09,480
Going around the place and getting to know people.

2161
02:27:10,280 --> 02:27:12,540
With deep devotion.

2162
02:27:13,800 --> 02:27:18,080
At the moment, our disc jockey is getting to know the people.

2163
02:27:18,580 --> 02:27:20,200
And the mother gets to know them.

2164
02:27:20,320 --> 02:27:23,300
It's obvious that absenteeism is going to be reduced.

2165
02:27:23,440 --> 02:27:25,280
Because he runs competitions.

2166
02:27:25,560 --> 02:27:28,360
And the girls never know what they're missing if they're away.

2167
02:27:29,060 --> 02:27:32,980
Isn't there a danger, though, that the girls get so relaxed that really they'll forget all about work?

2168
02:27:33,100 --> 02:27:33,920
Not at all.

2169
02:27:34,040 --> 02:27:34,460
No, no.

2170
02:27:34,540 --> 02:27:35,680
People work when they're happy.

2171
02:27:36,400 --> 02:27:37,520
They don't work when they're sad.

2172
02:27:37,580 --> 02:27:41,180
I'll walk an empty street.

2173
02:27:42,360 --> 02:27:44,720
And somehow we meet.

2174
02:27:45,660 --> 02:27:49,380
There's no one there but me.

2175
02:27:51,540 --> 02:27:54,640
For now I'm on my own.

2176
02:27:55,080 --> 02:27:58,180
I'll never walk alone.

2177
02:27:58,780 --> 02:27:59,820
For you.

2178
02:28:00,320 --> 02:28:01,300
Or everywhere.

2179
02:28:02,260 --> 02:28:03,160
With me.

2180
02:28:03,160 --> 02:28:03,560
Hey!

2181
02:28:04,260 --> 02:28:05,160
Give it a clap, folks!

2182
02:28:05,420 --> 02:28:05,560
Hey!

2183
02:28:05,560 --> 02:28:05,660
Hey!

2184
02:28:05,660 --> 02:28:06,160
Hey!

2185
02:28:07,000 --> 02:28:07,340
Hey!

2186
02:28:07,340 --> 02:28:07,440
Hey!

2187
02:28:13,440 --> 02:28:14,440
Quarter one.

2188
02:28:14,960 --> 02:28:17,820
What about the Nintendo Wii or the Sony PS3?

2189
02:28:18,000 --> 02:28:20,400
Don't tell me they've got Mark Kermode.

2190
02:28:21,100 --> 02:28:22,420
Victorian Kermode.

2191
02:28:22,720 --> 02:28:24,100
On a film man.

2192
02:28:24,620 --> 02:28:25,860
To talk about whether or not.

2193
02:28:26,300 --> 02:28:28,180
The Wii or the PS3 was good.

2194
02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:30,580
Who needs his opinion?

2195
02:28:31,160 --> 02:28:31,440
Do you know?

2196
02:28:32,300 --> 02:28:33,840
Probably doesn't even play games.

2197
02:28:35,720 --> 02:28:37,360
Probably never played a game in his life.

2198
02:28:37,360 --> 02:28:38,440
Keep your eyes open.

2199
02:28:39,240 --> 02:28:40,820
Thank you very much there Chib.

2200
02:28:41,040 --> 02:28:44,120
Schindler has a Paul on TV playlist on his channel.

2201
02:28:44,620 --> 02:28:47,340
With hours of seemingly hidden videos.

2202
02:28:47,720 --> 02:28:49,900
Of a game show Jeopardy appearances.

2203
02:28:50,500 --> 02:28:51,300
Beautiful stuff.

2204
02:28:51,420 --> 02:28:55,340
Because I did read Paul Schindler's blog.

2205
02:28:55,860 --> 02:28:56,900
Once on stream.

2206
02:28:57,060 --> 02:28:59,380
And it did have details.

2207
02:29:00,080 --> 02:29:03,780
About his time on Jeopardy.

2208
02:29:04,420 --> 02:29:06,040
He was a big Jep head.

2209
02:29:07,060 --> 02:29:08,680
As for this book here.

2210
02:29:08,680 --> 02:29:12,580
I mean I tell you why I was watching a lot of the archive stuff on the BBC YouTube.

2211
02:29:12,800 --> 02:29:15,080
Is because they do tech stuff as well.

2212
02:29:15,540 --> 02:29:16,220
There's a lot of.

2213
02:29:17,000 --> 02:29:19,100
It's not as good as Computer Chronicles.

2214
02:29:19,240 --> 02:29:19,940
How could it be?

2215
02:29:20,420 --> 02:29:21,020
But it's.

2216
02:29:21,260 --> 02:29:22,860
You know you get to see a lot of stuff.

2217
02:29:22,940 --> 02:29:25,160
There's a lot of Bezos based stuff as well.

2218
02:29:25,240 --> 02:29:27,100
I was on a bit of a Bezos binge.

2219
02:29:27,820 --> 02:29:31,800
And it's crazy to see how Bezos carried himself off back in the day.

2220
02:29:32,160 --> 02:29:33,740
Like he had this nervous laugh.

2221
02:29:34,060 --> 02:29:35,740
And he's completely got rid of that.

2222
02:29:36,560 --> 02:29:37,820
Like somebody has told him.

2223
02:29:37,920 --> 02:29:38,980
That's not cool Jeff.

2224
02:29:39,900 --> 02:29:42,460
And now he's obviously he's working out.

2225
02:29:42,560 --> 02:29:44,220
He's got the muscles and all that sort of stuff.

2226
02:29:45,080 --> 02:29:47,400
And he's cut the nerd crap.

2227
02:29:48,540 --> 02:29:51,820
But let's just see what Kermode has to say here.

2228
02:29:52,020 --> 02:29:54,700
Hopefully this doesn't result in a copyright.

2229
02:29:54,700 --> 02:29:56,000
I mean it probably will.

2230
02:29:58,620 --> 02:29:59,520
But I mean.

2231
02:30:00,040 --> 02:30:01,460
They should let us off really.

2232
02:30:01,560 --> 02:30:02,080
Shouldn't they?

2233
02:30:03,380 --> 02:30:06,380
Be Christmas without a high profile console launch.

2234
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:07,480
Step forward.

2235
02:30:07,580 --> 02:30:09,280
Music by Milo.

2236
02:30:09,380 --> 02:30:10,580
Destroy Rock and Roll.

2237
02:30:10,740 --> 02:30:12,080
Which was a big electronic.

2238
02:30:13,340 --> 02:30:14,760
Release of the time.

2239
02:30:15,060 --> 02:30:15,840
2000 and.

2240
02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:18,560
Well it's just 2006 this clip.

2241
02:30:18,640 --> 02:30:20,500
But I remember it came out in 2004.

2242
02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:23,740
Thank you very much Chib for the tip there.

2243
02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:24,680
And.

2244
02:30:26,060 --> 02:30:27,760
Bit of fucking foragements there.

2245
02:30:28,600 --> 02:30:28,920
Sophistic.

2246
02:30:29,160 --> 02:30:30,480
Very very kind of you.

2247
02:30:34,280 --> 02:30:35,600
It wouldn't be Christmas.

2248
02:30:35,600 --> 02:30:37,980
Without a high profile console launch.

2249
02:30:38,480 --> 02:30:39,100
Step forward.

2250
02:30:39,560 --> 02:30:40,360
Nintendo's Wii.

2251
02:30:40,700 --> 02:30:42,880
Which hits the UK on December 8th.

2252
02:30:43,080 --> 02:30:43,580
The name.

2253
02:30:43,960 --> 02:30:44,440
Understandably.

2254
02:30:44,540 --> 02:30:46,600
Has provoked juvenile comments on chat rooms.

2255
02:30:46,800 --> 02:30:47,560
But our panelists.

2256
02:30:47,560 --> 02:30:48,560
I think though you're saying.

2257
02:30:48,780 --> 02:30:49,200
Jimmy.

2258
02:30:49,380 --> 02:30:50,800
Providing commentary and criticism.

2259
02:30:51,120 --> 02:30:52,280
Isn't the get out.

2260
02:30:52,480 --> 02:30:53,860
That we might think it is.

2261
02:30:53,920 --> 02:30:54,760
Even though we should.

2262
02:30:54,860 --> 02:30:55,440
It should be.

2263
02:30:56,160 --> 02:30:56,660
Because.

2264
02:30:57,020 --> 02:30:57,520
The AI.

2265
02:30:58,640 --> 02:30:59,160
Controls.

2266
02:30:59,160 --> 02:31:00,920
What is yay or nay on this.

2267
02:31:01,040 --> 02:31:02,520
And they don't really look.

2268
02:31:02,520 --> 02:31:03,140
Into the.

2269
02:31:03,460 --> 02:31:03,920
Into the.

2270
02:31:04,560 --> 02:31:05,120
The depths.

2271
02:31:05,980 --> 02:31:07,680
And they've got Paul Morley there.

2272
02:31:07,780 --> 02:31:08,700
As well as Kermode.

2273
02:31:08,800 --> 02:31:09,740
So they've got two.

2274
02:31:10,660 --> 02:31:11,840
A music reviewer.

2275
02:31:11,920 --> 02:31:13,060
And a film reviewer.

2276
02:31:13,160 --> 02:31:14,380
And they're probably going to.

2277
02:31:14,920 --> 02:31:15,340
Cast.

2278
02:31:16,380 --> 02:31:17,160
A kind of.

2279
02:31:18,580 --> 02:31:19,120
I don't know.

2280
02:31:19,120 --> 02:31:19,120
I don't know.

2281
02:31:19,120 --> 02:31:19,140
I don't know.

2282
02:31:19,140 --> 02:31:20,340
What their opinions.

2283
02:31:20,340 --> 02:31:21,440
Would be on video games.

2284
02:31:21,540 --> 02:31:22,140
But I don't think.

2285
02:31:22,260 --> 02:31:23,540
They would enjoy them very much.

2286
02:31:23,640 --> 02:31:24,800
They're probably just going to be.

2287
02:31:25,180 --> 02:31:25,900
Kind of a little bit.

2288
02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:26,560
Dismissive.

2289
02:31:27,240 --> 02:31:27,560
Dismissive.

2290
02:31:27,560 --> 02:31:28,360
Of the medium.

2291
02:31:29,080 --> 02:31:29,400
Obviously.

2292
02:31:29,520 --> 02:31:30,460
It depends on what games.

2293
02:31:30,540 --> 02:31:31,520
Have been given as well.

2294
02:31:31,640 --> 02:31:32,420
There's no use giving them.

2295
02:31:32,420 --> 02:31:33,140
Something shite.

2296
02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:33,960
They're going to say something.

2297
02:31:34,040 --> 02:31:34,680
Shite about it.

2298
02:31:35,360 --> 02:31:36,480
See if the presentation.

2299
02:31:36,820 --> 02:31:38,300
Is more stylish than the name.

2300
02:31:38,940 --> 02:31:39,800
It's been marketed.

2301
02:31:39,800 --> 02:31:41,640
As a family friendly machine.

2302
02:31:42,000 --> 02:31:43,080
Built in news.

2303
02:31:43,220 --> 02:31:43,760
Weather channels.

2304
02:31:43,860 --> 02:31:45,040
And internet for the adults.

2305
02:31:45,280 --> 02:31:46,240
And the usual.

2306
02:31:46,640 --> 02:31:48,840
They've rented out a gaff.

2307
02:31:49,280 --> 02:31:50,960
And just asked presenters.

2308
02:31:50,960 --> 02:31:52,280
To come round to the gaff.

2309
02:31:52,400 --> 02:31:52,880
Or reviewers.

2310
02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:53,460
Or journalists.

2311
02:31:53,460 --> 02:31:54,160
To come round.

2312
02:31:54,300 --> 02:31:55,500
And play inside a house.

2313
02:31:55,500 --> 02:31:56,660
Or maybe this was a house.

2314
02:31:56,720 --> 02:31:58,580
Belonging to one of the producers.

2315
02:31:58,580 --> 02:31:59,900
On the show.

2316
02:32:00,300 --> 02:32:01,000
Happy New Year.

2317
02:32:01,060 --> 02:32:02,100
Thank you very much for the tip.

2318
02:32:02,260 --> 02:32:03,620
And Vincent Brown.

2319
02:32:03,860 --> 02:32:04,480
Thank you very much.

2320
02:32:04,600 --> 02:32:05,040
And.

2321
02:32:05,040 --> 02:32:06,820
Scott Overton 54.

2322
02:32:07,060 --> 02:32:07,300
Who says.

2323
02:32:07,400 --> 02:32:08,920
Try Tommy's DIY noodles.

2324
02:32:09,460 --> 02:32:09,640
Geez.

2325
02:32:09,700 --> 02:32:10,180
They were lovely.

2326
02:32:10,660 --> 02:32:11,340
That's great stuff.

2327
02:32:11,440 --> 02:32:12,140
Thank you very much.

2328
02:32:13,020 --> 02:32:13,940
Friendly machine.

2329
02:32:14,260 --> 02:32:15,340
With built in news.

2330
02:32:15,440 --> 02:32:16,020
Weather channels.

2331
02:32:16,140 --> 02:32:17,300
And internet for the adults.

2332
02:32:17,720 --> 02:32:18,880
And the usual roster.

2333
02:32:19,000 --> 02:32:20,200
Of Nintendo character games.

2334
02:32:20,280 --> 02:32:20,860
For the kids.

2335
02:32:21,440 --> 02:32:22,380
The Sony rival.

2336
02:32:22,560 --> 02:32:23,500
PlayStation 3.

2337
02:32:23,660 --> 02:32:24,920
Is more adult focused.

2338
02:32:25,160 --> 02:32:26,700
But launches in 2007.

2339
02:32:27,400 --> 02:32:28,480
Perhaps in an attempt.

2340
02:32:28,480 --> 02:32:29,780
To fend off some of the concerns.

2341
02:32:29,780 --> 02:32:30,980
Around child obesity.

2342
02:32:31,560 --> 02:32:32,900
A key selling point of the Wii.

2343
02:32:33,140 --> 02:32:34,860
Is its remote sensor controller.

2344
02:32:34,920 --> 02:32:36,960
Which makes for more physical activity.

2345
02:32:36,960 --> 02:32:37,520
In gaming.

2346
02:32:38,340 --> 02:32:38,700
Players.

2347
02:32:38,700 --> 02:32:39,800
I'd say you're going to get.

2348
02:32:39,900 --> 02:32:40,800
My Esker mode.

2349
02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:41,880
They're doing Wii golf.

2350
02:32:42,020 --> 02:32:42,880
To their heart rate.

2351
02:32:42,980 --> 02:32:43,640
As they swing.

2352
02:32:43,760 --> 02:32:45,300
Their stand in golf clubs.

2353
02:32:45,440 --> 02:32:45,700
Sword.

2354
02:32:45,960 --> 02:32:46,840
Or boxing gloves.

2355
02:32:47,340 --> 02:32:48,080
But is it fun?

2356
02:32:51,200 --> 02:32:52,560
Not that we took those games.

2357
02:32:52,700 --> 02:32:53,720
Seriously at all.

2358
02:32:54,140 --> 02:32:54,540
Natalie.

2359
02:32:54,620 --> 02:32:56,260
Why do you think Wii is different.

2360
02:32:56,260 --> 02:32:56,260
Why do you think Wii is different?

2361
02:32:56,720 --> 02:32:57,960
Because you can be clumsy.

2362
02:32:58,120 --> 02:32:58,820
And it still works.

2363
02:32:59,080 --> 02:32:59,900
That's the real reason.

2364
02:33:00,040 --> 02:33:01,640
That instead of having a console.

2365
02:33:01,640 --> 02:33:02,700
With two controllers.

2366
02:33:03,060 --> 02:33:04,480
And needing to use both hands.

2367
02:33:04,580 --> 02:33:05,860
Doing different things at the same time.

2368
02:33:06,000 --> 02:33:07,120
Which even if you can drive.

2369
02:33:07,220 --> 02:33:08,140
Is sometimes quite hard.

2370
02:33:08,520 --> 02:33:09,280
It's a stick.

2371
02:33:09,380 --> 02:33:09,960
It's a stick.

2372
02:33:10,040 --> 02:33:10,640
And you move it.

2373
02:33:10,720 --> 02:33:11,820
And it essentially enhances.

2374
02:33:12,080 --> 02:33:13,160
What you would do in real life.

2375
02:33:13,160 --> 02:33:14,020
In the boxing game.

2376
02:33:14,400 --> 02:33:15,240
Which we all played with.

2377
02:33:15,240 --> 02:33:16,640
I wonder if they filmed that.

2378
02:33:16,640 --> 02:33:17,440
A little bit.

2379
02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,420
On the same day.

2380
02:33:19,240 --> 02:33:20,980
Are they wearing the same clothes there?

2381
02:33:21,900 --> 02:33:23,120
Look at Morley's shirt.

2382
02:33:24,160 --> 02:33:25,800
I'd say they were in a fucking gaff.

2383
02:33:25,880 --> 02:33:26,600
Down the road.

2384
02:33:28,160 --> 02:33:29,720
Because this would have gone on.

2385
02:33:29,880 --> 02:33:30,600
Air at around.

2386
02:33:30,880 --> 02:33:32,120
Half ten or eleven.

2387
02:33:32,480 --> 02:33:32,900
Live.

2388
02:33:33,940 --> 02:33:35,340
And they would have recorded.

2389
02:33:35,460 --> 02:33:36,500
It was still bright out.

2390
02:33:36,620 --> 02:33:37,180
What was this?

2391
02:33:37,520 --> 02:33:38,720
What date was it?

2392
02:33:40,120 --> 02:33:40,600
November.

2393
02:33:40,780 --> 02:33:41,780
17th of November.

2394
02:33:42,240 --> 02:33:42,640
2006.

2395
02:33:43,320 --> 02:33:44,240
So they wouldn't have.

2396
02:33:44,340 --> 02:33:44,820
Fucking done it.

2397
02:33:44,820 --> 02:33:45,540
Over two days.

2398
02:33:45,620 --> 02:33:46,280
They would have said.

2399
02:33:46,820 --> 02:33:47,680
Still bright outside.

2400
02:33:47,920 --> 02:33:49,520
If we can film the piece.

2401
02:33:49,620 --> 02:33:50,600
Of Ian the gaff.

2402
02:33:50,780 --> 02:33:51,440
At around.

2403
02:33:51,660 --> 02:33:52,320
Half four.

2404
02:33:52,600 --> 02:33:53,560
Four o'clock.

2405
02:33:55,320 --> 02:33:56,600
For tonight's show.

2406
02:33:57,740 --> 02:33:58,800
Because they wouldn't have.

2407
02:33:58,980 --> 02:33:59,420
Fucking done.

2408
02:33:59,580 --> 02:34:00,340
Multiple days.

2409
02:34:00,420 --> 02:34:01,020
With this crack.

2410
02:34:04,660 --> 02:34:06,400
All seem to really relish.

2411
02:34:06,520 --> 02:34:07,740
Beating me into an absolute.

2412
02:34:07,920 --> 02:34:08,140
Palt.

2413
02:34:08,160 --> 02:34:09,200
Not as much as I did Mark.

2414
02:34:09,220 --> 02:34:10,400
I didn't want to patronise you.

2415
02:34:10,460 --> 02:34:11,440
So I beat the hell out of you.

2416
02:34:13,060 --> 02:34:13,760
A lot of it.

2417
02:34:13,760 --> 02:34:14,560
It takes a lot of.

2418
02:34:14,560 --> 02:34:16,120
It's a bit of a workout.

2419
02:34:16,120 --> 02:34:17,260
It took them four hours.

2420
02:34:17,380 --> 02:34:18,500
To get Kermode's hair.

2421
02:34:18,600 --> 02:34:20,460
Back to its original loft.

2422
02:34:20,680 --> 02:34:21,500
And quaff.

2423
02:34:22,200 --> 02:34:22,740
Or quiff.

2424
02:34:23,060 --> 02:34:23,300
I know.

2425
02:34:23,360 --> 02:34:24,360
Well our camera kept saying.

2426
02:34:24,440 --> 02:34:25,700
That I was punching like a girl.

2427
02:34:25,800 --> 02:34:27,420
But my arm is aching today.

2428
02:34:27,780 --> 02:34:28,780
Well playing these things.

2429
02:34:28,840 --> 02:34:29,260
I used to get.

2430
02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:30,520
It was the thumbs.

2431
02:34:30,740 --> 02:34:31,580
That was the worst thing.

2432
02:34:31,660 --> 02:34:32,340
About playing these games.

2433
02:34:32,380 --> 02:34:32,900
And after a while.

2434
02:34:32,980 --> 02:34:33,840
I couldn't play them anymore.

2435
02:34:33,840 --> 02:34:34,340
When I realised.

2436
02:34:34,340 --> 02:34:35,280
All that was really happening.

2437
02:34:35,280 --> 02:34:36,180
Was thumbs.

2438
02:34:36,920 --> 02:34:37,740
The funny thing about this.

2439
02:34:37,820 --> 02:34:38,200
Is you are.

2440
02:34:38,380 --> 02:34:38,560
You know.

2441
02:34:38,620 --> 02:34:38,860
You're doing.

2442
02:34:38,940 --> 02:34:39,820
You're actually doing actions.

2443
02:34:39,900 --> 02:34:40,720
That you don't really want anybody.

2444
02:34:40,720 --> 02:34:41,400
To ever see you.

2445
02:34:41,460 --> 02:34:42,240
Which is why it was so horrible.

2446
02:34:42,480 --> 02:34:43,260
To have been caught on film.

2447
02:34:43,260 --> 02:34:43,260
To watch it.

2448
02:34:43,260 --> 02:34:43,360
I know.

2449
02:34:43,700 --> 02:34:44,820
And it is a bit odd.

2450
02:34:44,900 --> 02:34:46,020
To be doing some of those actions.

2451
02:34:46,340 --> 02:34:47,700
They're very private actions.

2452
02:34:49,360 --> 02:34:50,520
It doesn't do everything.

2453
02:34:50,780 --> 02:34:52,100
I feel we should clarify that.

2454
02:34:52,260 --> 02:34:53,040
It doesn't do everything.

2455
02:34:53,040 --> 02:34:54,160
What's Kermode saying?

2456
02:34:54,500 --> 02:34:55,540
What's Kermode saying?

2457
02:34:55,620 --> 02:34:57,400
Are you generally a fan of computer games?

2458
02:34:57,480 --> 02:34:57,600
No.

2459
02:34:57,680 --> 02:34:58,160
I hate computer games.

2460
02:34:58,160 --> 02:34:59,300
I've never played computer games before.

2461
02:34:59,440 --> 02:35:00,700
And hopefully we'll never play them again.

2462
02:35:00,820 --> 02:35:01,340
I have to say.

2463
02:35:01,640 --> 02:35:03,020
For exactly this reason.

2464
02:35:03,200 --> 02:35:03,960
My fear is.

2465
02:35:04,200 --> 02:35:05,320
You start playing computer games.

2466
02:35:05,380 --> 02:35:06,000
They suck you in.

2467
02:35:06,060 --> 02:35:06,920
You lose two days.

2468
02:35:07,020 --> 02:35:08,400
And your brain starts to fry.

2469
02:35:08,500 --> 02:35:10,960
I was in place playing these games.

2470
02:35:11,160 --> 02:35:12,400
And enjoying them very much.

2471
02:35:12,460 --> 02:35:13,360
Particularly as a bowling game.

2472
02:35:13,420 --> 02:35:14,260
And you hold the thing.

2473
02:35:14,340 --> 02:35:16,500
And you do the action that you do when you go bowling.

2474
02:35:16,740 --> 02:35:17,440
And the first time you go.

2475
02:35:17,540 --> 02:35:18,460
Oh that's actually quite.

2476
02:35:18,500 --> 02:35:18,900
And then you do it.

2477
02:35:19,000 --> 02:35:20,700
And then the next thing is you're in.

2478
02:35:20,780 --> 02:35:22,140
And it's three hours have gone by.

2479
02:35:22,280 --> 02:35:25,640
So the addictive quality of it does worry me.

2480
02:35:25,740 --> 02:35:26,860
And I wouldn't have it in the house.

2481
02:35:26,900 --> 02:35:28,660
Because I simply wouldn't get anything else done.

2482
02:35:28,780 --> 02:35:29,840
But it's because it makes you better.

2483
02:35:29,840 --> 02:35:31,060
At the things you're not that good at.

2484
02:35:31,140 --> 02:35:31,640
When you box.

2485
02:35:31,820 --> 02:35:33,180
You make me worse at everything else.

2486
02:35:33,180 --> 02:35:35,880
Did you get feeling a sense of addiction at all?

2487
02:35:36,000 --> 02:35:37,220
Not in the slightest.

2488
02:35:38,080 --> 02:35:39,040
Not in the slightest.

2489
02:35:39,640 --> 02:35:42,260
In fact I decapitated a three year old child.

2490
02:35:42,360 --> 02:35:42,800
Oh who has it?

2491
02:35:43,140 --> 02:35:44,860
Incidentally when they were trying to train me.

2492
02:35:44,940 --> 02:35:46,600
And this unfortunate boy Peter who was.

2493
02:35:47,340 --> 02:35:47,980
She Irish.

2494
02:35:48,300 --> 02:35:49,360
Alive with joy.

2495
02:35:49,560 --> 02:35:51,140
Trying to explain the whole thing to me.

2496
02:35:52,180 --> 02:35:52,660
Retired.

2497
02:35:53,000 --> 02:35:53,840
As I did.

2498
02:35:53,980 --> 02:35:55,620
Defeated as a mother.

2499
02:35:55,820 --> 02:35:57,880
When my eldest son was about ten.

2500
02:35:58,300 --> 02:36:01,360
And therefore I am the defeated observer of the power of these things.

2501
02:36:01,360 --> 02:36:03,760
And the only thing that made me come to terms with them.

2502
02:36:03,760 --> 02:36:06,400
After quite a long period of time arguing with the boys.

2503
02:36:06,780 --> 02:36:09,040
Was I said to my son once.

2504
02:36:09,100 --> 02:36:09,920
Well what is it?

2505
02:36:09,960 --> 02:36:11,720
And he said they're becoming more like movies.

2506
02:36:12,280 --> 02:36:13,740
And what I learned from them.

2507
02:36:13,780 --> 02:36:14,780
I said do you learn anything?

2508
02:36:14,920 --> 02:36:16,760
And he said I learned consequences.

2509
02:36:17,280 --> 02:36:21,140
Because I have to take responsibility for the action when you do this.

2510
02:36:21,140 --> 02:36:23,480
Now this thing seems to me to be the.

2511
02:36:24,000 --> 02:36:25,640
Says Mark Kermode.

2512
02:36:26,000 --> 02:36:28,560
Classicist and writer Natalie Haynes.

2513
02:36:29,420 --> 02:36:31,400
Novelist Josephine Hart.

2514
02:36:32,540 --> 02:36:34,360
Is that Josephine Hart?

2515
02:36:36,700 --> 02:36:39,560
They've basically got stuffy people.

2516
02:36:41,020 --> 02:36:44,380
Or people who excel in the arts.

2517
02:36:44,760 --> 02:36:46,480
To look at the game.

2518
02:36:46,740 --> 02:36:48,400
And talk about it.

2519
02:36:48,800 --> 02:36:52,820
In a program which is probably mostly aimed at.

2520
02:36:53,440 --> 02:36:55,560
Middle to upper class people.

2521
02:36:56,160 --> 02:36:57,200
On weeknights.

2522
02:37:00,340 --> 02:37:02,280
The exact opposite of that.

2523
02:37:02,460 --> 02:37:04,120
It's going in another direction altogether.

2524
02:37:04,580 --> 02:37:05,280
And I think rather.

2525
02:37:05,800 --> 02:37:07,080
I found it boring.

2526
02:37:07,360 --> 02:37:09,600
And the next big gaming theme is going to be.

2527
02:37:09,860 --> 02:37:10,700
PlayStation 3.

2528
02:37:10,820 --> 02:37:11,840
Which you've also had a go at.

2529
02:37:11,860 --> 02:37:14,240
It's completely different from the Wii.

2530
02:37:14,760 --> 02:37:15,360
For God's sake.

2531
02:37:16,060 --> 02:37:17,320
The amount of money they spend on it.

2532
02:37:17,420 --> 02:37:17,980
They call it a Wii.

2533
02:37:18,620 --> 02:37:20,380
It's because more than one person can play.

2534
02:37:20,520 --> 02:37:21,980
So it's an I and then another I.

2535
02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:22,980
There are other interpretations.

2536
02:37:23,120 --> 02:37:23,480
Glorious.

2537
02:37:24,260 --> 02:37:26,000
See what they're doing there.

2538
02:37:27,000 --> 02:37:28,400
You're playing with this very light.

2539
02:37:28,580 --> 02:37:29,780
Rather insipid bar of soul.

2540
02:37:30,140 --> 02:37:31,700
And the Wii's gone for the post.

2541
02:37:32,380 --> 02:37:33,600
Puma.

2542
02:37:33,600 --> 02:37:33,680
Puma.

2543
02:37:34,380 --> 02:37:34,820
Shoes.

2544
02:37:37,000 --> 02:37:39,200
He's got a fucking pair of Puma Kings on.

2545
02:37:40,920 --> 02:37:41,760
With the tongue.

2546
02:37:41,940 --> 02:37:43,240
With the flappy tongue as well.

2547
02:37:45,380 --> 02:37:46,700
You're playing with this very light.

2548
02:37:46,840 --> 02:37:48,100
Rather insipid bar of soul.

2549
02:37:48,260 --> 02:37:48,460
Almost.

2550
02:37:48,580 --> 02:37:50,420
And the Wii's gone for the post iPod.

2551
02:37:50,520 --> 02:37:51,100
Kind of look.

2552
02:37:51,480 --> 02:37:52,300
The PS3's.

2553
02:37:52,840 --> 02:37:54,360
I think you'd call it like a Breville toaster.

2554
02:37:54,440 --> 02:37:54,620
Didn't you?

2555
02:37:54,660 --> 02:37:56,480
It's like a squashed R2-D2.

2556
02:37:56,580 --> 02:37:56,720
Yeah.

2557
02:37:56,720 --> 02:37:57,720
That's rubbish.

2558
02:37:58,320 --> 02:37:59,340
There was some.

2559
02:38:00,620 --> 02:38:02,460
Other tech based stuff before.

2560
02:38:02,620 --> 02:38:04,040
I just want to go into Commuter Chronicles.

2561
02:38:04,160 --> 02:38:05,280
But there might be something here.

2562
02:38:05,340 --> 02:38:06,060
I haven't seen this one.

2563
02:38:06,120 --> 02:38:06,740
It could be rubbish.

2564
02:38:07,180 --> 02:38:08,080
Do books have a future?

2565
02:38:08,800 --> 02:38:09,740
It's on discs.

2566
02:38:09,740 --> 02:38:13,920
And there are probably just going to be five minutes talking about how much you can fit onto a disc.

2567
02:38:20,400 --> 02:38:22,400
Rezor's laugh was something.

2568
02:38:32,120 --> 02:38:36,760
One of the most talked about developments of the late 1980s has been the growth of the internet.

2569
02:38:37,420 --> 02:38:39,800
Even the Queen mentioned it in her golden wedding speech this week.

2570
02:38:39,800 --> 02:38:41,380
Thank you very much Gaviscon.

2571
02:38:41,380 --> 02:38:43,300
It's clearly had a huge impact in lots of ways.

2572
02:38:43,300 --> 02:38:45,860
Did you ever watch a bit of Violet Berlin on gamepad?

2573
02:38:46,040 --> 02:38:50,640
Yeah and bad influence.

2574
02:38:51,860 --> 02:38:55,940
Which was a competitor to Games Master.

2575
02:38:58,080 --> 02:38:59,280
I was rubbish.

2576
02:39:08,840 --> 02:39:13,600
This isn't the one with Bezos laughing like a maniac.

2577
02:39:13,600 --> 02:39:14,600
Or it is.

2578
02:39:14,760 --> 02:39:15,480
It is.

2579
02:39:15,480 --> 02:39:16,860
Northern man.

2580
02:39:25,360 --> 02:39:26,680
Quickly.

2581
02:39:27,520 --> 02:39:33,560
But while many big retailers in Britain now play down the potential of internet shopping.

2582
02:39:33,560 --> 02:39:35,660
A few specialist operations.

2583
02:39:35,960 --> 02:39:36,780
Mainly in America.

2584
02:39:37,220 --> 02:39:38,780
Have started to make some impact.

2585
02:39:39,260 --> 02:39:41,340
Companies like Amazon.com.

2586
02:39:41,460 --> 02:39:43,080
Run by Jeff Bezos.

2587
02:39:43,560 --> 02:39:44,940
Selling books all over the world.

2588
02:39:44,940 --> 02:39:44,940
Bezos.

2589
02:39:44,940 --> 02:39:48,440
How has the business developed over the last two years?

2590
02:39:49,260 --> 02:39:50,780
When we opened Amazon.com.

2591
02:39:51,180 --> 02:39:54,940
How has the business developed over the last two years?

2592
02:39:55,480 --> 02:39:58,860
When we opened Amazon.com just a little over two years ago.

2593
02:39:58,860 --> 02:40:01,180
In the first 30 days of being opened.

2594
02:40:01,180 --> 02:40:04,860
We shipped books to more than 45 different countries.

2595
02:40:04,860 --> 02:40:09,900
Amazon.com's catalog has two and a half million different titles in it.

2596
02:40:09,900 --> 02:40:16,440
That is more than ten times as many titles as the largest physical book super stores.

2597
02:40:16,440 --> 02:40:22,280
Because over some large number of years I think internet book selling is going to become a very large business.

2598
02:40:23,400 --> 02:40:30,700
This week Amazon.com was opening a huge new warehouse to cope with rising demand from around the world.

2599
02:40:33,820 --> 02:40:34,700
Bezos.

2600
02:40:34,700 --> 02:40:35,540
- Bezos.

2601
02:40:35,540 --> 02:40:37,460
- To make a profit, it's rapid growth.

2602
02:40:37,460 --> 02:40:41,180
- 110% Bezos.

2603
02:40:41,180 --> 02:40:44,420
- Internet retailing could yet prove a major force.

2604
02:40:47,180 --> 02:40:49,480
Back in the bookish city of Oxford,

2605
02:40:49,480 --> 02:40:51,180
a British company shares the...

2606
02:40:51,180 --> 02:40:58,180
- A lovely bit of Brent-like...

2607
02:40:58,180 --> 02:41:00,180
*Morning*

2608
02:41:00,180 --> 02:41:02,180
*Morning*

2609
02:41:02,180 --> 02:41:04,180
*Morning*

2610
02:41:04,180 --> 02:41:06,180
*Morning*

2611
02:41:06,180 --> 02:41:08,180
*Morning*

2612
02:41:08,180 --> 02:41:10,180
*Morning*

2613
02:41:12,180 --> 02:41:14,180
Lovely bit of Brent-like...

2614
02:41:16,180 --> 02:41:18,180
Entrancism

2615
02:41:18,180 --> 02:41:20,180
*Morning*

2616
02:41:20,180 --> 02:41:22,180
*Morning*

2617
02:41:22,180 --> 02:41:24,180
*Morning*

2618
02:41:24,180 --> 02:41:26,180
*Morning*

2619
02:41:28,180 --> 02:41:30,180
*Morning*

2620
02:41:30,180 --> 02:41:32,180
*Morning*

2621
02:41:32,180 --> 02:41:34,180
*Morning*

2622
02:41:34,180 --> 02:41:44,180
Some good ASMR, office ASMR from 1983. If you wanna crank that up I'll try and make sure it doesn't peak.

2623
02:41:46,180 --> 02:41:48,180
*Morning*

2624
02:41:48,180 --> 02:41:50,180
*Morning*

2625
02:41:50,180 --> 02:41:52,180
*Morning*

2626
02:41:52,180 --> 02:41:56,180
Oh, sorry.

2627
02:41:56,180 --> 02:42:13,180
Chris Carter works for a large borough council. He's their operations manager in the computer department.

2628
02:42:13,180 --> 02:42:19,180
What's that? What's that creaking about? Where's that coming from?

2629
02:42:19,180 --> 02:42:38,180
Where's it coming from, that fucking creak? Sorry, it's probably the seventh or eighth or ninth time I've played it.

2630
02:42:38,180 --> 02:42:47,180
But not so hard as to leave no time for pleasure. At lunchtime he goes to the pub. Actually, he doesn't like pubs all that much.

2631
02:42:47,180 --> 02:42:56,180
But then he doesn't go there to drink and socialise. As long as there's a computer game in sight, Chris Carter is happy.

2632
02:42:56,180 --> 02:43:05,180
Pubes without machines don't have a lot for me. I'm not interested in filling myself full of beer. If I found a machine...

2633
02:43:05,180 --> 02:43:09,180
...heavy on the joystick. I'll stay with it until I've mastered it usually.

2634
02:43:11,180 --> 02:43:21,180
Pubes without machines don't have a lot for me. I'm not interested in filling myself full of beer. If I found a machine, I'll stay with it until I've mastered it usually.

2635
02:43:21,180 --> 02:43:30,180
I can achieve some staff in the high scores by finding the chinks in the armour of the person that programmed it.

2636
02:43:30,180 --> 02:43:42,180
There are disadvantages. Usually, Chris has mastered the latest game within two or three days, while the machines are only changed over once a month.

2637
02:43:42,180 --> 02:43:47,180
And he doesn't like the smoke and noise in the pub. It hinders concentration. So in the evenings...

2638
02:43:47,180 --> 02:43:48,180
Smoke and noise.

2639
02:43:48,180 --> 02:43:52,180
...he stays at home, where he can get on with his hobby in peace and quiet.

2640
02:43:53,180 --> 02:43:55,180
That's...

2641
02:43:55,180 --> 02:43:59,180
...iconic clunkery right there.

2642
02:43:59,180 --> 02:44:00,180
In peace and quiet...

2643
02:44:00,180 --> 02:44:13,180
...chris Carter has spent thousands of pounds on microcomputers, the kind you can just about fit into the spare bedroom.

2644
02:44:13,180 --> 02:44:20,180
He puts in 20 to 40 hours a week at the keyboard, day and night, often right through the night.

2645
02:44:20,180 --> 02:44:26,180
The revolution that brought the computer into the home didn't change his social life, it destroyed it.

2646
02:44:30,180 --> 02:44:32,180
So great is Chris's enthusiasm...

2647
02:44:32,180 --> 02:44:34,180
What's even at? What's he doing on these things?

2648
02:44:34,180 --> 02:44:44,180
House design. And the method of doing this is putting in the parameters which will tell you what sort of house will be best in what sort of area, on what sort of soil.

2649
02:44:44,180 --> 02:44:47,180
How long did it take you to work that system out?

2650
02:44:47,180 --> 02:44:56,180
Well, there's two components to it. Writing the programme will probably take most of my free time for about three months. And then assimilating all the knowledge...

2651
02:44:56,180 --> 02:44:57,180
His lead.

2652
02:44:57,180 --> 02:44:59,180
This fella here.

2653
02:45:03,180 --> 02:45:06,180
Graham Hawker admits that his relationship with...

2654
02:45:06,180 --> 02:45:08,180
...the way to the world is to be able to get rid of the world.

2655
02:45:08,180 --> 02:45:09,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2656
02:45:09,180 --> 02:45:10,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2657
02:45:10,180 --> 02:45:11,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2658
02:45:11,180 --> 02:45:12,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2659
02:45:12,180 --> 02:45:13,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2660
02:45:13,180 --> 02:45:14,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2661
02:45:14,180 --> 02:45:15,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2662
02:45:15,180 --> 02:45:16,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2663
02:45:16,180 --> 02:45:17,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2664
02:45:17,180 --> 02:45:18,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2665
02:45:18,180 --> 02:45:19,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2666
02:45:19,180 --> 02:45:20,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2667
02:45:20,180 --> 02:45:21,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2668
02:45:21,180 --> 02:45:23,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2669
02:45:23,180 --> 02:45:24,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2670
02:45:24,180 --> 02:45:25,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2671
02:45:25,180 --> 02:45:26,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2672
02:45:26,180 --> 02:45:27,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2673
02:45:27,180 --> 02:45:29,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2674
02:45:29,180 --> 02:45:30,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2675
02:45:30,180 --> 02:45:31,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2676
02:45:31,180 --> 02:45:33,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2677
02:45:33,180 --> 02:45:35,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2678
02:45:35,180 --> 02:45:37,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2679
02:45:37,180 --> 02:45:39,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2680
02:45:39,180 --> 02:45:41,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2681
02:45:41,180 --> 02:45:43,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2682
02:45:43,180 --> 02:45:45,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2683
02:45:45,180 --> 02:45:47,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2684
02:45:47,180 --> 02:45:49,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2685
02:45:49,180 --> 02:45:51,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2686
02:45:51,180 --> 02:45:53,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2687
02:45:53,180 --> 02:45:55,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2688
02:45:55,180 --> 02:45:57,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2689
02:45:57,180 --> 02:45:59,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2690
02:45:59,180 --> 02:46:01,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2691
02:46:01,180 --> 02:46:03,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2692
02:46:03,180 --> 02:46:05,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2693
02:46:05,180 --> 02:46:07,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2694
02:46:07,180 --> 02:46:09,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2695
02:46:09,180 --> 02:46:11,180
...and then he's able to get rid of the world.

2696
02:46:11,180 --> 02:46:13,180
...it doesn't make mistakes.

2697
02:46:13,180 --> 02:46:15,180
...men or boys.

2698
02:46:15,180 --> 02:46:17,180
But Phyllis Arendale, who runs a sweet shop in Hertfordshire,

2699
02:46:17,180 --> 02:46:21,180
...proves that you don't have to be male to be computer mad.

2700
02:46:21,180 --> 02:46:23,180
She bought one to help out with the accounts.

2701
02:46:23,180 --> 02:46:27,180
The computer did in seconds what had previously taken her

2702
02:46:27,180 --> 02:46:31,180
...four or five hours of paperwork every night.

2703
02:46:31,180 --> 02:46:33,180
And what did she do with the time she saved?

2704
02:46:33,180 --> 02:46:35,180
She became a computer enthusiast.

2705
02:46:35,180 --> 02:46:39,180
But devising her own programmes and getting inside the mind of the machine

2706
02:46:39,180 --> 02:46:41,180
...wasn't good enough for her.

2707
02:46:41,180 --> 02:46:43,180
It's in a sweet shop going into the future.

2708
02:46:43,180 --> 02:46:45,180
...the latest project is...

2709
02:46:45,180 --> 02:46:49,180
...you see the link with the shop, the box?

2710
02:46:49,180 --> 02:46:53,180
...I'm...that's a potentiometer.

2711
02:46:53,180 --> 02:46:59,180
I'm doing my first project, which is a printed circuit board, PCB.

2712
02:46:59,180 --> 02:47:01,180
What's that?

2713
02:47:01,180 --> 02:47:03,180
...it's the beginning of the computer.

2714
02:47:03,180 --> 02:47:05,180
Cyber suites.

2715
02:47:05,180 --> 02:47:13,180
In making, actually making your own computer, your own electronic gadget as it were.

2716
02:47:13,180 --> 02:47:17,180
...and that is a potentiometer that I'll need...

2717
02:47:17,180 --> 02:47:19,180
...that I need for the...

2718
02:47:19,180 --> 02:47:21,180
...fucking circuit boards and everything.

2719
02:47:21,180 --> 02:47:23,180
Like the electrics that's got the components.

2720
02:47:23,180 --> 02:47:25,180
She's doing that as well.

2721
02:47:25,180 --> 02:47:27,180
...and that's a...

2722
02:47:27,180 --> 02:47:29,180
...and that is the single one.

2723
02:47:29,180 --> 02:47:31,180
And...

2724
02:47:31,180 --> 02:47:33,180
...these are the capacitors.

2725
02:47:33,180 --> 02:47:33,180
Okay.

2726
02:47:33,180 --> 02:47:34,180
And...

2727
02:47:34,180 --> 02:47:35,180
...this is quite amazing.

2728
02:47:35,180 --> 02:47:37,180
I mean, you're not content with programming computers.

2729
02:47:37,180 --> 02:47:39,180
...you want to make them yourself now.

2730
02:47:39,180 --> 02:47:40,180
You're not a killer.

2731
02:47:40,180 --> 02:47:41,180
No, I'm not.

2732
02:47:41,180 --> 02:47:42,180
It's a challenge.

2733
02:47:42,180 --> 02:47:43,180
It's exciting.

2734
02:47:43,180 --> 02:47:45,180
And after all, this is the very beginning of the whole thing.

2735
02:47:45,180 --> 02:47:47,180
So I like to know...

2736
02:47:47,180 --> 02:47:49,180
...I like to start at the...

2737
02:47:49,180 --> 02:47:51,180
...at the beginning.

2738
02:47:51,180 --> 02:47:53,180
It'd be great if this was Computer Chronicles on tour...

2739
02:47:53,180 --> 02:47:55,180
...and they were interviewing this lady here.

2740
02:47:55,180 --> 02:47:57,180
And it was Stu just going, "Okay, alright."

2741
02:47:57,180 --> 02:47:59,180
And she's talking about fucking putting together...

2742
02:47:59,180 --> 02:48:00,180
...building an actual computer.

2743
02:48:00,180 --> 02:48:02,180
Like down to the electronics.

2744
02:48:02,180 --> 02:48:03,180
Like...

2745
02:48:03,180 --> 02:48:05,180
...but Stu just still maintaining that time, that presence...

2746
02:48:05,180 --> 02:48:06,180
...and getting to the next thing.

2747
02:48:06,180 --> 02:48:07,180
Okay, mm-hmm.

2748
02:48:07,180 --> 02:48:08,180
Alright, what else?

2749
02:48:08,180 --> 02:48:10,180
Okay, so you're a sweet chap.

2750
02:48:10,180 --> 02:48:12,180
And then I'll know how the computer...

2751
02:48:12,180 --> 02:48:14,180
...even begins to operate.

2752
02:48:14,180 --> 02:48:15,180
...to operate.

2753
02:48:15,180 --> 02:48:17,180
And then I'll know how the computer...

2754
02:48:17,180 --> 02:48:19,180
...even begins to operate.

2755
02:48:19,180 --> 02:48:20,180
...to operate.

2756
02:48:20,180 --> 02:48:22,180
And then I'll know how the computer...

2757
02:48:22,180 --> 02:48:23,180
...even begins to operate.

2758
02:48:23,180 --> 02:48:24,180
...to operate.

2759
02:48:24,180 --> 02:48:25,180
...to operate.

2760
02:48:25,180 --> 02:48:27,180
And then I'll know how the computer...

2761
02:48:27,180 --> 02:48:29,180
...even begins to operate.

2762
02:48:29,180 --> 02:48:30,180
Game Boy!

2763
02:48:30,180 --> 02:48:31,180
...before I can take...

2764
02:48:31,180 --> 02:48:33,180
...do any more peripherals.

2765
02:48:33,180 --> 02:48:35,180
If I'm successful with this project...

2766
02:48:35,180 --> 02:48:37,180
...I shall do something a little more adventurous.

2767
02:48:37,180 --> 02:48:40,180
You're not becoming a sort of computer addict, are you?

2768
02:48:40,180 --> 02:48:41,180
Well, I don't know.

2769
02:48:41,180 --> 02:48:43,180
I may be an addict, but I...

2770
02:48:43,180 --> 02:48:45,180
...I call myself an enthusiast.

2771
02:48:45,180 --> 02:48:48,180
An enthusiast, not an obsessive person.

2772
02:48:48,180 --> 02:48:50,180
I'm in a bit of a dilemma at the moment.

2773
02:48:50,180 --> 02:48:52,180
I don't really know what I want to use it for.

2774
02:48:52,180 --> 02:48:56,180
In 1982, the salesman had their best year so far...

2775
02:48:56,180 --> 02:48:57,180
...with home computers.

2776
02:48:57,180 --> 02:48:58,180
Can I help?

2777
02:48:58,180 --> 02:49:00,180
There are now about 700,000 of them in Britain.

2778
02:49:00,180 --> 02:49:02,180
The cheapest, at about 70 pounds...

2779
02:49:02,180 --> 02:49:04,180
...has sold around half a million.

2780
02:49:04,180 --> 02:49:06,180
But something a bit more sophisticated...

2781
02:49:06,180 --> 02:49:08,180
...could cost two or three times that amount.

2782
02:49:08,180 --> 02:49:10,180
It's worth me spending...

2783
02:49:10,180 --> 02:49:11,180
...or one... spending 200 pounds or whatever.

2784
02:49:11,180 --> 02:49:12,180
I see.

2785
02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:13,180
I don't like that.

2786
02:49:13,180 --> 02:49:14,180
The salespeople freely admit...

2787
02:49:14,180 --> 02:49:17,180
...that a computer won't magically take over...

2788
02:49:17,180 --> 02:49:18,180
...your household finances.

2789
02:49:18,180 --> 02:49:21,180
They tend to stress the educational value for children.

2790
02:49:21,180 --> 02:49:23,180
What they probably won't tell you...

2791
02:49:23,180 --> 02:49:25,180
...is that you just might find...

2792
02:49:25,180 --> 02:49:27,180
...your relationship with the machine...

2793
02:49:27,180 --> 02:49:29,180
...more intense than you expected.

2794
02:49:29,180 --> 02:49:35,180
In the random access file this week...

2795
02:49:35,180 --> 02:49:37,180
...it's Macworld Expo time in Boston...

2796
02:49:37,180 --> 02:49:38,180
...with some 400 exhibitors...

2797
02:49:38,180 --> 02:49:39,180
...showing off their latest Mac products.

2798
02:49:39,180 --> 02:49:40,180
Northgate had this upgraded Mac keyboard...

2799
02:49:40,180 --> 02:49:41,180
...the OmniMac Ultra...

2800
02:49:41,180 --> 02:49:42,180
...featuring Macro software.

2801
02:49:42,180 --> 02:49:43,180
Datadesk has a new user configurable.

2802
02:49:43,180 --> 02:49:46,180
I just thought I'd put on the random access special.

2803
02:49:46,180 --> 02:49:48,180
I don't know why it's a random access special...

2804
02:49:48,180 --> 02:49:49,180
...or why it's been uploaded as a separate...

2805
02:49:49,180 --> 02:49:50,180
...to a separate device.

2806
02:49:50,180 --> 02:49:51,180
...to a separate device.

2807
02:49:51,180 --> 02:49:52,180
I don't know why it's a random access special...

2808
02:49:52,180 --> 02:49:53,180
...or why it's been uploaded as a separate device.

2809
02:49:53,180 --> 02:49:54,180
...to a separate device.

2810
02:49:54,180 --> 02:49:55,180
...to a separate device.

2811
02:49:55,180 --> 02:49:56,180
I don't know why it's a random access special...

2812
02:49:56,180 --> 02:49:58,180
...or why it's been uploaded as a separate device.

2813
02:49:58,180 --> 02:49:59,180
...to a separate device.

2814
02:49:59,180 --> 02:50:00,180
I don't know why it's a random access special...

2815
02:50:00,180 --> 02:50:01,180
...to a separate device.

2816
02:50:01,180 --> 02:50:04,180
I just thought I'd put on the random access special.

2817
02:50:04,180 --> 02:50:07,180
I don't know why it's a random access special...

2818
02:50:07,180 --> 02:50:09,180
...or why it's been uploaded as a separate clip...

2819
02:50:09,180 --> 02:50:12,180
...but maybe it has something interesting about it...

2820
02:50:12,180 --> 02:50:14,180
...that Stu or whoever fucking created...

2821
02:50:14,180 --> 02:50:16,180
...The Computer Chronicles YouTube...

2822
02:50:16,180 --> 02:50:19,180
...found interesting or unusual.

2823
02:50:20,180 --> 02:50:22,180
...a keyboard called the Switchboard...

2824
02:50:22,180 --> 02:50:26,180
...CE software was showing off its new upgrade of QuickKeys...

2825
02:50:26,180 --> 02:50:27,180
...a macro utility...

2826
02:50:27,180 --> 02:50:30,180
...and Reference Software was offering free upgrades of Grammatic Mac.

2827
02:50:30,180 --> 02:50:33,180
...Following the intro of the IBM PS1...

2828
02:50:33,180 --> 02:50:36,180
...Tandy has announced the new 1000RL computer.

2829
02:50:36,180 --> 02:50:38,180
Base price $750...

2830
02:50:38,180 --> 02:50:39,180
...and it comes bundled...

2831
02:50:39,180 --> 02:50:41,180
Thank you very much, Hamsbury.

2832
02:50:41,180 --> 02:50:42,180
...the tip there.

2833
02:50:42,180 --> 02:50:45,180
...checkbook balancer, shopping organizer, and so on.

2834
02:50:45,180 --> 02:50:48,180
Commodore has announced the launch of its new Amiga 3000...

2835
02:50:48,180 --> 02:50:50,180
...in several major retail stores...

2836
02:50:50,180 --> 02:50:52,180
...including Macy's and Montgomery Wards.

2837
02:50:52,180 --> 02:50:55,180
Commodore says the Amiga will be in 1200 retail outlets...

2838
02:50:55,180 --> 02:50:56,180
...by the...

2839
02:50:56,180 --> 02:50:58,180
Thank you very much, Dara Mac.

2840
02:50:58,180 --> 02:50:59,180
...Peter Mac.

2841
02:50:59,180 --> 02:51:02,180
Any chance of an egg, pudding and beans...

2842
02:51:02,180 --> 02:51:04,180
...for old times sake, no worries if not.

2843
02:51:04,180 --> 02:51:04,180
Yeah.

2844
02:51:04,180 --> 02:51:06,180
...

2845
02:51:06,180 --> 02:51:07,180
...Pol Schindler.

2846
02:51:07,180 --> 02:51:09,180
Remember the 60s?

2847
02:51:09,180 --> 02:51:10,180
Peter Mac?

2848
02:51:10,180 --> 02:51:12,180
Egg and pudding and beans.

2849
02:51:12,180 --> 02:51:15,180
Egg and pudding and beans.

2850
02:51:15,180 --> 02:51:18,180
Egg and pudding and beans.

2851
02:51:18,180 --> 02:51:21,000
Nice to have Paul Schindler underneath that.

2852
02:51:21,100 --> 02:51:23,140
Maybe I could enlarge Paul Schindler.

2853
02:51:23,140 --> 02:51:25,140
Do you know what this means?

2854
02:51:26,360 --> 02:51:29,080
Do you know what this means?

2855
02:51:29,620 --> 02:51:31,980
Do you know what this means?

2856
02:51:33,200 --> 02:51:35,100
Egg and pudding and beans.

2857
02:51:36,580 --> 02:51:39,400
Egg and pudding and beans.

2858
02:51:40,400 --> 02:51:42,320
Egg and pudding and beans.

2859
02:51:42,320 --> 02:52:12,300
Egg and pudding and beans.

2860
02:52:12,300 --> 02:52:13,120
How about you?

2861
02:52:14,200 --> 02:52:17,020
Thank you very much, Stu's power.

2862
02:52:17,440 --> 02:52:18,200
Thank you very much.

2863
02:52:18,380 --> 02:52:19,620
Seems to know his way around the block.

2864
02:52:20,060 --> 02:52:20,640
How about you?

2865
02:52:22,120 --> 02:52:23,820
Time for this week's software review.

2866
02:52:23,940 --> 02:52:24,800
Here's Paul Schindler.

2867
02:52:25,860 --> 02:52:26,900
Remember the 60s?

2868
02:52:27,200 --> 02:52:30,020
Peter Max, tie-dyed shirts, the sitar.

2869
02:52:30,400 --> 02:52:33,140
Well, I'm not here to tell you about anybody's greatest hits album,

2870
02:52:33,380 --> 02:52:36,540
but I am going to tell you about a software package that, for me at least,

2871
02:52:36,780 --> 02:52:38,960
brings back memories of those halcyon days.

2872
02:52:38,960 --> 02:52:41,540
Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

2873
02:52:41,540 --> 02:52:43,620
The people who brought you the Wonder Dos shell.

2874
02:52:43,620 --> 02:52:44,440
Thank you very much, Tom.

2875
02:52:44,440 --> 02:52:46,500
The company's most amusing yet instructive software.

2876
02:52:46,500 --> 02:52:48,000
Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

2877
02:52:48,000 --> 02:52:49,100
Fractals generates fractals.

2878
02:52:49,620 --> 02:52:51,360
Trippy far out, dude.

2879
02:52:51,480 --> 02:52:52,440
Timothy Leary.

2880
02:52:52,780 --> 02:52:53,920
Trees and coastlines.

2881
02:52:54,060 --> 02:52:56,280
Lovely sitar in the background as well.

2882
02:52:56,440 --> 02:52:56,820
Edge out.

2883
02:52:57,120 --> 02:52:58,360
What could be more 60s.

2884
02:52:58,540 --> 02:53:00,860
Or you can participate in the creation of your own patterns.

2885
02:53:00,860 --> 02:53:09,620
This is Computer Chronicles promoting this sort of situation.

2886
02:53:09,900 --> 02:53:15,000
It usually goes against them, but then you hear about people in Silicon Valley.

2887
02:53:15,180 --> 02:53:17,300
They were all experimenting, maybe.

2888
02:53:19,820 --> 02:53:22,820
Time for this week's software review here, Paul Schindler.

2889
02:53:22,940 --> 02:53:24,540
Just get me answers and fast.

2890
02:53:24,820 --> 02:53:26,660
Now this is my ass on the line.

2891
02:53:26,740 --> 02:53:28,900
My ass on the line.

2892
02:53:29,020 --> 02:53:29,960
You can put the program...

2893
02:53:29,960 --> 02:53:30,580
Tie-dye...

2894
02:53:30,580 --> 02:53:31,820
Who are the names there?

2895
02:53:31,900 --> 02:53:32,460
Peter Mack.

2896
02:53:32,460 --> 02:53:33,660
...the new year's Paul Schindler.

2897
02:53:34,720 --> 02:53:35,760
Remember the 60s?

2898
02:53:36,060 --> 02:53:37,840
Peter Mack's tie-dyed shirt.

2899
02:53:38,280 --> 02:53:38,840
The sitar.

2900
02:53:39,220 --> 02:53:41,960
Well, I'm not here to tell you about anybody's greatest hits album,

2901
02:53:41,960 --> 02:53:45,240
but I am going to tell you about a software package that, for me at least...

2902
02:53:45,240 --> 02:53:46,440
The sitar.

2903
02:53:47,220 --> 02:53:47,940
...the health beyond days.

2904
02:53:48,300 --> 02:53:49,720
Fractuals from Borbaki.

2905
02:53:50,300 --> 02:53:51,400
From the people who brought you the...

2906
02:53:51,400 --> 02:53:51,780
Twisted!

2907
02:53:52,380 --> 02:53:55,820
...comes the company's most amusing yet instructive software package.

2908
02:53:56,260 --> 02:53:57,440
Fractuals generates...

2909
02:53:57,440 --> 02:53:58,220
Fractuals.

2910
02:53:58,280 --> 02:53:59,240
Complex geometric...

2911
02:53:59,240 --> 02:54:01,980
Thank you very much, Tobs and Steph.

2912
02:54:03,000 --> 02:54:05,040
And Ravi Shankar, Araglin.

2913
02:54:05,140 --> 02:54:05,880
Thank you very much.

2914
02:54:06,780 --> 02:54:08,060
...cost thousands of dollars.

2915
02:54:08,480 --> 02:54:12,140
Generate them on your PC by spending $45 on Fractuals.

2916
02:54:12,400 --> 02:54:15,180
Chaos made to order from Borbaki and Boise Aida.

2917
02:54:15,620 --> 02:54:17,780
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

2918
02:54:18,220 --> 02:54:21,100
Looking at the top ten software titles for the Macintosh this week,

2919
02:54:21,200 --> 02:54:22,120
MacConnection report,

2920
02:54:22,440 --> 02:54:25,060
the Symantec's antivirus program is the bestseller,

2921
02:54:25,400 --> 02:54:29,060
followed by Pyro, Type Reunion, Light Cruise, Grammar Checker, and Quicken.

2922
02:54:29,520 --> 02:54:34,040
Rounding out the top ten are Type Manager, Word, Excel, Delta Graph, and Suitcase 2.

2923
02:54:34,100 --> 02:54:35,420
Apologies there for the volume.

2924
02:54:35,420 --> 02:54:38,160
...the new under $10,000 Unix workstation.

2925
02:54:38,540 --> 02:54:40,100
Glogs of water instead of stew.

2926
02:54:40,740 --> 02:54:44,060
The sweet dulcet dones of stew were drowned out by water glugging.

2927
02:54:44,100 --> 02:54:45,940
If you watch Married with Children on TV,

2928
02:54:46,120 --> 02:54:48,440
get ready for Married with Children, the computer game.

2929
02:54:48,840 --> 02:54:50,700
Columbia Pictures has licensed the rights...

2930
02:54:50,700 --> 02:54:51,100
What?

2931
02:54:52,320 --> 02:54:55,920
I think we've got the new game sorted for the next stream.

2932
02:54:56,040 --> 02:54:58,140
I don't even know if I want to watch this video.

2933
02:54:59,740 --> 02:55:01,380
because it'd be a spoiler, you know?

2934
02:55:05,540 --> 02:55:11,440
So, and don't be spoiled, don't be saying anything there in the chat to give it away or say if it's rubbish or anything like that.

2935
02:55:11,540 --> 02:55:14,940
We'll just go fresh, fresh eyes, fresh into it.

2936
02:55:15,200 --> 02:55:15,880
I don't know when.

2937
02:55:16,960 --> 02:55:19,460
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

2938
02:55:19,880 --> 02:55:21,000
Get them while you can.

2939
02:55:22,140 --> 02:55:22,380
Yeah.

2940
02:55:22,480 --> 02:55:24,440
And don't, don't spoil it on yourself.

2941
02:55:24,440 --> 02:55:25,240
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

2942
02:55:25,240 --> 02:55:25,820
That's all I'm saying.

2943
02:55:26,820 --> 02:55:30,300
Temptation is there, obviously, to just quickly Google, see what it's like.

2944
02:55:31,500 --> 02:55:34,540
But just make it, make it a clean slate.

2945
02:55:35,640 --> 02:55:37,720
And if it's shit, can turn it off.

2946
02:55:37,860 --> 02:55:44,840
But at least if it's good, then the goodness will hit you in a, you know, in a fresh setting.

2947
02:55:45,300 --> 02:55:46,660
Look, I'm not going to tell you what to do.

2948
02:55:46,680 --> 02:55:47,220
Go and watch it.

2949
02:55:47,380 --> 02:55:49,660
It might be even better if it's good.

2950
02:55:49,740 --> 02:55:54,520
And then you're like, all right, that's going to be good to see, you know, what the reaction would be to that.

2951
02:55:54,880 --> 02:55:55,700
I don't know.

2952
02:55:57,400 --> 02:55:58,700
It could be heavy pain.

2953
02:55:58,800 --> 02:56:01,020
It could be heavy rain with seven different endings.

2954
02:56:01,020 --> 02:56:04,660
And we got the one where I think he just fucking, it was the darkest ending.

2955
02:56:04,660 --> 02:56:08,560
It was very dark.

2956
02:56:08,680 --> 02:56:12,220
I think it was the worst ending you could get.

2957
02:56:15,540 --> 02:56:19,440
To the racy TV show to share data software.

2958
02:56:20,020 --> 02:56:21,660
That's it for this week's Chronicle.

2959
02:56:21,660 --> 02:56:23,300
All right, they don't show you a clip of it.

2960
02:56:24,160 --> 02:56:29,360
So we still, all we'll be going on is just this little teaser by Stu.

2961
02:56:29,460 --> 02:56:32,480
There is a game of Married with Children.

2962
02:56:32,480 --> 02:56:34,420
With Entree, MicroAge and 9X.

2963
02:56:34,420 --> 02:56:39,640
Finally, if you watch Married with Children on TV, get ready for Married with Children, the computer game.

2964
02:56:40,080 --> 02:56:44,600
Columbia Pictures has licensed the rights to the racy TV show to share data software.

2965
02:56:45,120 --> 02:56:45,380
That's it.

2966
02:56:45,800 --> 02:56:48,000
Ah, the rights have been sold.

2967
02:56:48,200 --> 02:56:51,280
So it's not even something that was in development.

2968
02:56:52,960 --> 02:56:55,940
It was probably just industry gossip.

2969
02:56:55,940 --> 02:57:03,460
It never got mad because there's no way that a game of that would exist and wouldn't have heard about it.

2970
02:57:03,620 --> 02:57:09,260
Like, heaven Beijing, thank you very much for the tip and happy birthday.

2971
02:57:09,620 --> 02:57:15,040
Another egg puddings and beans, please, Steph.

2972
02:57:15,280 --> 02:57:16,660
I can't, Steph.

2973
02:57:16,700 --> 02:57:19,460
I've just, I've gone, I've gone one round of beans.

2974
02:57:19,720 --> 02:57:22,000
And you know me, I don't like to fucking replay clips.

2975
02:57:23,020 --> 02:57:24,600
It's just not my kind of stuff.

2976
02:57:24,740 --> 02:57:25,880
My kind of style, you know.

2977
02:57:27,160 --> 02:57:29,140
Where is it coming from, that fucking creep?

2978
02:57:31,540 --> 02:57:33,680
For this week's Chronicles, we'll see you next time.

2979
02:57:34,360 --> 02:57:35,080
We're the classic.

2980
02:57:35,380 --> 02:57:42,060
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by CompuServe, which offers online information related to today's subject.

2981
02:57:42,560 --> 02:57:43,920
Members type Go Chronicles.

2982
02:57:44,340 --> 02:57:46,200
Non-members call for more information.

2983
02:57:46,760 --> 02:57:55,200
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association, by PC Connection and Mac Connection, by Byte Magazine and Bix, the Byte...

2984
02:57:55,200 --> 02:57:55,540
Weedabix.

2985
02:57:55,540 --> 02:57:57,520
The Byte you like.

2986
02:57:58,160 --> 02:57:58,600
Bix.

2987
02:57:58,600 --> 02:58:03,420
Information Exchange and by Intel Corporation, Personal Computer Enhancement.

2988
02:58:14,760 --> 02:58:23,180
The way in which it was drawn, barmen could rise and fall on their ability to draw a pint of plain.

2989
02:58:24,260 --> 02:58:26,380
See, it's drawn from two barrels.

2990
02:58:26,980 --> 02:58:30,060
A high one first, to give it a bit of life.

2991
02:58:30,760 --> 02:58:31,080
Life.

2992
02:58:31,080 --> 02:58:38,860
A glass full of gushing good cheer that settles slowly towards the bottom of the glass into a thick, contented cream.

2993
02:58:40,280 --> 02:58:43,920
It takes several minutes for that cream to substantiate...

2994
02:58:43,920 --> 02:58:44,820
Like a milkshake.

2995
02:58:45,060 --> 02:58:46,400
...towards the bottom of the glass.

2996
02:58:46,820 --> 02:58:49,760
When it's ready for the muscle and the sinew.

2997
02:58:49,760 --> 02:58:51,600
The real body of the drink itself.

2998
02:58:52,100 --> 02:58:54,920
And that comes from the other barrel of flat.

2999
02:58:56,700 --> 02:58:59,340
Two different barrels for the pint, is it?

3000
02:59:00,920 --> 02:59:02,320
Do they go for a second?

3001
02:59:03,320 --> 02:59:04,140
Do they let it settle?

3002
02:59:04,280 --> 02:59:04,980
Oh no, do they wash it?

3003
02:59:04,980 --> 02:59:06,340
Do they wash it out and then they go...

3004
02:59:06,340 --> 02:59:06,520
Right.

3005
02:59:07,220 --> 02:59:10,060
...good cheer that settles slowly towards the bottom.

3006
02:59:10,300 --> 02:59:11,220
Drawn from...

3007
02:59:11,220 --> 02:59:15,180
...more essential part of it was the way in which it was...

3008
02:59:15,180 --> 02:59:16,000
Fizz and flat.

3009
02:59:16,140 --> 02:59:17,640
Is that what they used to...

3010
02:59:17,640 --> 02:59:21,880
It didn't come as one carbonated pint module.

3011
02:59:22,260 --> 02:59:26,460
You had to have a two-step process to get the fizz and the flatten.

3012
02:59:26,580 --> 02:59:26,940
Is that it?

3013
02:59:28,040 --> 02:59:28,480
Drawn.

3014
02:59:28,620 --> 02:59:32,700
Bar men could rise and fall on their ability to draw.

3015
02:59:32,820 --> 02:59:34,160
Stop going back, says Zig.

3016
02:59:34,240 --> 02:59:36,440
But Zig, I'm trying to understand it, man.

3017
02:59:38,020 --> 02:59:39,520
A pint of plain.

3018
02:59:40,600 --> 02:59:42,720
See, it's drawn from two barrels.

3019
02:59:43,580 --> 02:59:44,520
A high one.

3020
02:59:44,540 --> 02:59:47,180
See, I wouldn't have got that, Zig, if I didn't go back.

3021
02:59:47,500 --> 02:59:48,700
It's drawn from two barrels.

3022
02:59:48,960 --> 02:59:50,160
To give it a bit of life.

3023
02:59:50,840 --> 02:59:56,320
A good glass full of gushing good cheer that settles slowly towards the bottom of the glass

3024
02:59:56,320 --> 02:59:58,980
into a thick, contented cream.

3025
03:00:00,540 --> 03:00:05,720
It takes several minutes for that cream to substantiate towards the bottom of the glass.

3026
03:00:05,940 --> 03:00:09,080
When it's ready for the muscle and the sinew.

3027
03:00:09,160 --> 03:00:10,920
The real body of the drink itself.

3028
03:00:11,460 --> 03:00:14,240
And that comes from the other barrel of flat.

3029
03:00:14,700 --> 03:00:16,000
Okay, so the cream...

3030
03:00:16,000 --> 03:00:18,540
And if it's all drawn properly, the way it should be done.

3031
03:00:19,160 --> 03:00:20,960
The cream comes at the very...

3032
03:00:20,960 --> 03:00:23,780
Before the fizzy shit goes in.

3033
03:00:24,320 --> 03:00:24,640
But the fucking...

3034
03:00:25,640 --> 03:00:29,420
Pints nowadays come with fizzy and cream combined.

3035
03:00:29,660 --> 03:00:34,500
In fact, it's almost as if the cream doesn't even exist until the pint is poured.

3036
03:00:34,640 --> 03:00:37,760
And then it produces the cream, which floats to the top.

3037
03:00:41,640 --> 03:00:43,280
Two-part poor, thank you very much.

3038
03:00:43,280 --> 03:00:46,340
I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

3039
03:00:48,620 --> 03:00:52,400
I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

3040
03:00:52,600 --> 03:00:53,440
Thank you very much.

3041
03:00:53,640 --> 03:00:54,600
Two-part poor.

3042
03:00:56,300 --> 03:00:57,580
Miss Lara Croft.

3043
03:00:58,120 --> 03:01:00,340
And Miss Lara Croft.

3044
03:01:00,340 --> 03:01:03,120
Thank you very much, Turtle Miss Lara Croft.

3045
03:01:04,120 --> 03:01:05,240
You've been creamed.

3046
03:01:05,240 --> 03:01:09,860
Then the cream is born majestically above to form the clerical...

3047
03:01:09,860 --> 03:01:11,820
Majestic cream, is it?

3048
03:01:11,820 --> 03:01:15,100
...clerical colour that proves the goodness in its heart.

3049
03:01:16,060 --> 03:01:16,580
Creamed.

3050
03:01:16,640 --> 03:01:17,480
Thank you very much.

3051
03:01:18,180 --> 03:01:20,120
And the true port-a-drinker...

3052
03:01:20,120 --> 03:01:20,820
Back off.

3053
03:01:20,900 --> 03:01:23,980
...would look upon such a glass with great reverence indeed.

3054
03:01:24,660 --> 03:01:25,000
Wow.

3055
03:01:25,280 --> 03:01:28,120
I've never heard it described so lovingly as well.

3056
03:01:28,200 --> 03:01:28,960
Like with...

3057
03:01:28,960 --> 03:01:29,340
What?

3058
03:01:29,400 --> 03:01:29,940
With grit?

3059
03:01:31,160 --> 03:01:35,520
Would look upon such a glass with great reverence indeed.

3060
03:01:35,860 --> 03:01:36,120
All right.

3061
03:01:36,180 --> 03:01:37,560
Great reverence indeed.

3062
03:01:37,700 --> 03:01:38,660
I thought you said...

3063
03:01:38,660 --> 03:01:41,220
Great reverence indeed.

3064
03:01:41,520 --> 03:01:42,100
I was like...

3065
03:01:42,100 --> 03:01:43,180
I obviously got that wrong.

3066
03:01:43,240 --> 03:01:44,660
It's not great reverence indeed.

3067
03:01:44,660 --> 03:01:45,820
Because why would it be deed?

3068
03:01:46,320 --> 03:01:49,460
Where it just turned out to be great reverence indeed.

3069
03:01:49,860 --> 03:01:53,940
Would look upon such a glass with great reverence indeed.

3070
03:01:53,940 --> 03:01:58,940
If work was the curse of the drinking classes...

3071
03:01:59,720 --> 03:02:02,340
Then porter was their salvation.

3072
03:02:03,600 --> 03:02:03,940
And yet, you know...

3073
03:02:04,820 --> 03:02:07,940
It was not the traditional drink of Ireland...

3074
03:02:08,580 --> 03:02:10,300
The disciples would have you believe.

3075
03:02:10,920 --> 03:02:12,540
This was a city drink.

3076
03:02:12,620 --> 03:02:14,040
There were definite centres for it.

3077
03:02:14,560 --> 03:02:18,440
It was the liquid lunch of countless working men in Dublin...

3078
03:02:18,440 --> 03:02:19,120
Heavy sup.

3079
03:02:19,140 --> 03:02:20,940
...and Derry and in Belfast...

3080
03:02:20,940 --> 03:02:21,700
Where...

3081
03:02:21,700 --> 03:02:22,840
What a heavy sup.

3082
03:02:22,920 --> 03:02:23,920
...drew most of its...

3083
03:02:23,920 --> 03:02:25,820
A powerful first sup.

3084
03:02:26,920 --> 03:02:29,220
It was the drink that waited for the men...

3085
03:02:29,220 --> 03:02:30,920
...as the horn blew in the evening...

3086
03:02:30,920 --> 03:02:32,620
...and pubs up the Newtonards Road...

3087
03:02:32,620 --> 03:02:33,920
...around the station...

3088
03:02:33,920 --> 03:02:34,920
...and up Ann Street...

3089
03:02:34,920 --> 03:02:35,920
...Short Strand...

3090
03:02:36,460 --> 03:02:36,920
...the pints of plain...

3091
03:02:37,800 --> 03:02:39,920
...used to be standing in rows on the counter...

3092
03:02:39,920 --> 03:02:41,920
...waiting for the onslaught...

3093
03:02:41,920 --> 03:02:42,640
...from the yard.

3094
03:02:42,700 --> 03:02:44,180
The onslaught.

3095
03:02:44,340 --> 03:02:44,540
Yeah.

3096
03:02:45,080 --> 03:02:46,080
What a sight.

3097
03:02:46,080 --> 03:02:47,080
What a sight.

3098
03:02:47,080 --> 03:02:48,080
...for pubs progressed.

3099
03:02:48,080 --> 03:02:49,080
It's an insane asylum.

3100
03:02:49,080 --> 03:02:50,080
It's an insane asylum of a sight.

3101
03:02:50,080 --> 03:02:50,080
...bottle beer booked through...

3102
03:02:50,080 --> 03:02:52,080
...Zenitonic took over...

3103
03:02:52,080 --> 03:02:53,080
...and Porter...

3104
03:02:53,080 --> 03:02:54,080
...became impolite.

3105
03:02:54,080 --> 03:02:55,080
...Lately there have been...

3106
03:02:55,080 --> 03:02:59,080
...less than a hundred pubs in Ireland...

3107
03:02:59,080 --> 03:03:00,080
...selling it.

3108
03:03:00,080 --> 03:03:01,080
That...

3109
03:03:01,080 --> 03:03:02,080
...and now...

3110
03:03:02,080 --> 03:03:03,080
...these are probably...

3111
03:03:03,080 --> 03:03:04,080
...the last pints of plain...

3112
03:03:04,080 --> 03:03:05,080
...you'll ever see...

3113
03:03:05,080 --> 03:03:07,080
...in Belfast.

3114
03:03:07,080 --> 03:03:08,080
Thank you very much...

3115
03:03:08,080 --> 03:03:10,080
...their powerful sup.

3116
03:03:10,080 --> 03:03:11,080
...1973...

3117
03:03:11,080 --> 03:03:13,080
...they stopped making it...

3118
03:03:13,080 --> 03:03:14,080
...all together.

3119
03:03:17,080 --> 03:03:18,080
This was...

3120
03:03:18,080 --> 03:03:19,080
...more than...

3121
03:03:19,080 --> 03:03:20,080
...a way of drinking.

3122
03:03:21,080 --> 03:03:22,080
This really was...

3123
03:03:23,080 --> 03:03:24,080
...a way of life.

3124
03:03:24,080 --> 03:03:25,080
Fucking hell.

3125
03:03:25,080 --> 03:03:26,080
Porter.

3126
03:03:26,080 --> 03:03:27,080
Powerful isn't it?

3127
03:03:27,080 --> 03:03:29,080
The drink that launched...

3128
03:03:29,080 --> 03:03:30,080
...thousands of ships.

3129
03:03:30,080 --> 03:03:31,080
Fuck.

3130
03:03:31,080 --> 03:03:32,080
Clock.

3131
03:03:32,080 --> 03:03:34,080
The clock coming in.

3132
03:03:34,080 --> 03:03:35,080
...comin' in.

3133
03:03:39,080 --> 03:03:40,080
Wow.

3134
03:03:40,080 --> 03:03:41,080
And that final...

3135
03:03:42,080 --> 03:03:43,080
...push in...

3136
03:03:43,080 --> 03:03:44,080
...to the pint.

3137
03:03:47,080 --> 03:03:48,080
Unbelievable stuff.

3138
03:03:49,080 --> 03:03:50,080
Whoever...

3139
03:03:50,080 --> 03:03:51,080
...recommended...

3140
03:03:51,080 --> 03:03:52,080
...that one...

3141
03:03:52,080 --> 03:03:53,080
...thank you very much...

3142
03:03:53,080 --> 03:03:53,080
...for...

3143
03:03:53,080 --> 03:03:54,080
...telling me about that.

3144
03:03:56,080 --> 03:03:57,080
Powerful scenes.

3145
03:03:57,080 --> 03:03:58,080
Indeed.

3146
03:04:02,080 --> 03:04:03,080
Just forget about it.

3147
03:04:03,080 --> 03:04:04,080
Let's forget about it.

3148
03:04:04,080 --> 03:04:05,080
Let's forget about it.

3149
03:04:07,080 --> 03:04:08,080
And get into some web...

3150
03:04:08,080 --> 03:04:09,080
...plug-ins with Stu.

3151
03:04:11,080 --> 03:04:12,080
Yes.

3152
03:04:12,080 --> 03:04:13,080
So first of all...

3153
03:04:13,080 --> 03:04:14,080
...you've got to know...

3154
03:04:14,080 --> 03:04:15,080
...what browser world...

3155
03:04:15,080 --> 03:04:16,080
...you're in to decide...

3156
03:04:16,080 --> 03:04:17,080
...what in the world...

3157
03:04:17,080 --> 03:04:18,080
...browser world.

3158
03:04:18,080 --> 03:04:19,080
...to do with plugins.

3159
03:04:19,080 --> 03:04:20,080
Then the problem is...

3160
03:04:20,080 --> 03:04:21,080
...say you want to do video...

3161
03:04:21,080 --> 03:04:22,080
...you want to watch video...

3162
03:04:22,080 --> 03:04:23,080
...there's not just one...

3163
03:04:23,080 --> 03:04:24,080
...standard out there.

3164
03:04:24,080 --> 03:04:25,080
We have an example.

3165
03:04:25,080 --> 03:04:26,080
You have your website...

3166
03:04:26,080 --> 03:04:27,080
...up here, right?

3167
03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:28,080
Check out Hells Angels BBC.

3168
03:04:28,080 --> 03:04:29,080
You've seen it.

3169
03:04:29,080 --> 03:04:30,080
Seen it, yeah.

3170
03:04:30,080 --> 03:04:31,080
It's good.

3171
03:04:31,080 --> 03:04:32,080
We wanted to watch some video...

3172
03:04:32,080 --> 03:04:33,080
...on your website.

3173
03:04:33,080 --> 03:04:34,080
You've got what?

3174
03:04:34,080 --> 03:04:35,080
1973.

3175
03:04:35,080 --> 03:04:36,080
...the span up here...

3176
03:04:36,080 --> 03:04:37,080
...or something?

3177
03:04:37,080 --> 03:04:38,080
Well, we'll see...

3178
03:04:38,080 --> 03:04:39,080
...what comes up here.

3179
03:04:39,080 --> 03:04:40,080
We have an emulation...

3180
03:04:40,080 --> 03:04:42,080
...of a TV set here.

3181
03:04:42,080 --> 03:04:43,080
Nice vintage.

3182
03:04:43,080 --> 03:04:44,080
We do need the intro, Ian.

3183
03:04:44,080 --> 03:04:45,080
We do.

3184
03:04:45,080 --> 03:04:46,080
You're right.

3185
03:04:46,080 --> 03:04:47,080
It's too powerful...

3186
03:04:47,080 --> 03:04:49,080
...to not play.

3187
03:04:49,080 --> 03:04:51,080
But I think I might skip past...

3188
03:04:51,080 --> 03:04:52,080
...windows...

3189
03:04:52,080 --> 03:04:53,080
...and soft source...

3190
03:04:53,080 --> 03:04:55,080
...and Z Auction...

3191
03:04:55,080 --> 03:04:56,080
...and the badger...

3192
03:04:56,080 --> 03:04:58,080
...or the panda...

3193
03:04:58,080 --> 03:04:59,080
...whatever the fucking...

3194
03:04:59,080 --> 03:05:00,080
...that animal is...

3195
03:05:00,080 --> 03:05:01,080
...in the background.

3196
03:05:01,080 --> 03:05:31,060
Thank you.

3197
03:05:31,060 --> 03:06:01,040
Thank you.

3198
03:06:01,040 --> 03:06:03,040
Thank you.

3199
03:06:03,040 --> 03:06:05,040
Thank you.

3200
03:06:05,040 --> 03:06:07,040
Thank you.

3201
03:06:07,040 --> 03:06:07,040
Thank you.

3202
03:06:07,040 --> 03:06:09,040
Thank you.

3203
03:06:09,040 --> 03:06:11,040
Thank you.

3204
03:06:11,040 --> 03:06:13,040
Thank you.

3205
03:06:13,040 --> 03:06:15,040
Thank you.

3206
03:06:15,040 --> 03:06:17,040
Thank you.

3207
03:06:17,040 --> 03:06:17,040
Thank you.

3208
03:06:17,040 --> 03:06:19,040
Thank you.

3209
03:06:19,040 --> 03:06:21,040
Thank you.

3210
03:06:21,040 --> 03:06:27,260
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated,

3211
03:06:27,600 --> 03:06:31,740
publishers of Pro One Software, educational software for young adults.

3212
03:06:35,520 --> 03:06:38,040
And I deliver to...

3213
03:06:38,040 --> 03:06:39,040
Hi, and welcome to...

3214
03:06:39,600 --> 03:06:44,820
So 1998, the studio, look at the Stu-Dio and how developed it's become

3215
03:06:44,820 --> 03:06:49,220
in stark contrast to the darkness of 1994,

3216
03:06:49,220 --> 03:06:56,520
where Stu, as I said, had pioneered this open-plan dogleg desk set up for the guests.

3217
03:06:57,900 --> 03:06:59,600
Place for him to roam.

3218
03:07:00,180 --> 03:07:05,860
You know, we looked, maybe the analogy of Stu was a kind of majestic creature

3219
03:07:05,860 --> 03:07:11,880
out in the Serengeti wilderness of TV presentorial action.

3220
03:07:12,720 --> 03:07:15,660
And he is like the kind of gazelle here.

3221
03:07:15,660 --> 03:07:18,000
This is his savannah, which he has created.

3222
03:07:18,000 --> 03:07:25,000
And he stalks it and finds his prey and goes in for the kill.

3223
03:07:25,000 --> 03:07:30,380
Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shaffey.

3224
03:07:30,380 --> 03:07:38,180
Well, if you really want to get the most out of the internet and the web, you usually need more than just a browser. You need plugins. You may want to hear audio.

3225
03:07:38,180 --> 03:07:46,860
Almost like you're in an office with Stu. You know, and he's your boss coming round, making sure you've got your work done.

3226
03:07:46,860 --> 03:07:59,240
Hi, and welcome to all sorts of just one problem. Otherwise, plugin guru here. Let me ask you, the title of your book suggests one problem right away. And what you have to do with plugins depends on what browser you use, right?

3227
03:07:59,240 --> 03:08:24,240
Explorer, one set of problems, Netscape, another set of problems. Absolutely. And in fact, it's exceptionally confusing right now because Netscape has its plugin architecture. Microsoft with Internet Explorer uses ActiveX controls, which basically do the same sort of job. But get this. If you have a Mac and you run Microsoft Internet Explorer, it uses plugins. So.

3228
03:08:24,240 --> 03:08:40,340
Get this. Very confusing. It's a jungle out there, as you said. It is a jungle, and it's Stu's jungle. And guests better fucking remember that, yeah? You don't want to cut off the Stu man when he's in his flow. Because he will hustle. He'll harry you.

3229
03:08:40,340 --> 03:08:56,120
Well, you've got to know what browser world you're in to decide what in the world you're going to do with plugins. Then the problem is, say you want to watch video, there's not just one standard out there. We have an example. You have your website up here, right? Okay, now if we wanted to watch some video on your website, you've got what, C-SPAN up here or something?

3230
03:08:56,120 --> 03:09:08,980
Well, we'll see what comes up here. We have an emulation of a TV set here, nice vintage model, and plugged into its channel selectors are various live feeds.

3231
03:09:08,980 --> 03:09:10,060
All right, so let's pick a feed.

3232
03:09:10,200 --> 03:09:16,600
So let's try, I believe we're going to have C-SPAN here, if I had left it on the correct channel.

3233
03:09:16,600 --> 03:09:20,820
All right, now on your website, what plugin are you using to watch this streaming video?

3234
03:09:21,020 --> 03:09:23,480
I am using the Real Networks product.

3235
03:09:24,680 --> 03:09:34,760
I think we're going to be treated to something very special, that is to say, highly compressed audio demonstrations by people selling stuff.

3236
03:09:35,520 --> 03:09:41,420
And it's usually a snatch of a show or something like that, but it sounds funny.

3237
03:09:41,420 --> 03:09:49,420
And bonus points if it's a piece of music that's being created, a MIDI or, you know, highly compressed MP3.

3238
03:09:49,740 --> 03:09:52,180
They're working on a book on their product.

3239
03:09:53,660 --> 03:09:55,840
All right, so we're able to watch the audio and video.

3240
03:09:56,040 --> 03:10:01,600
You can really hear how crushed that C-SPAN was, but pretty cool, I suppose, back in 1998.

3241
03:10:02,380 --> 03:10:05,540
This was it, like, that was as good a resolution as you could get something.

3242
03:10:05,900 --> 03:10:08,560
And the sound was, like, really muffled.

3243
03:10:08,940 --> 03:10:10,260
Now, the problem is...

3244
03:10:10,260 --> 03:10:14,880
In fact, I'm currently working on a book on their product.

3245
03:10:14,880 --> 03:10:15,280
Just wait.

3246
03:10:16,440 --> 03:10:18,700
All right, so we're able to watch the audio and video.

3247
03:10:19,080 --> 03:10:21,460
Now, the problem is, let's switch over to my website.

3248
03:10:21,600 --> 03:10:23,800
Sorry, it's all over the place, the audio here.

3249
03:10:23,860 --> 03:10:25,800
I'm trying to balance it, but Stu comes in.

3250
03:10:25,840 --> 03:10:26,880
He's got a booming voice.

3251
03:10:26,980 --> 03:10:29,360
I cranked it up so that you could hear C-SPAN.

3252
03:10:29,900 --> 03:10:31,100
But Stu's so...

3253
03:10:31,100 --> 03:10:31,400
All right.

3254
03:10:32,160 --> 03:10:32,520
All right.

3255
03:10:33,160 --> 03:10:33,400
Okay.

3256
03:10:34,260 --> 03:10:34,660
Computer chronic.

3257
03:10:34,660 --> 03:10:37,760
In fact, I'm currently working on a book on their product.

3258
03:10:39,440 --> 03:10:41,400
All right, so we're able to watch the audio and video.

3259
03:10:41,860 --> 03:10:45,340
Now, the problem is, let's switch over to my website, the Computer Chronicles website.

3260
03:10:45,640 --> 03:10:47,140
Yes, we'll do this.

3261
03:10:47,860 --> 03:10:53,940
And I want to make the point that even though we have now downloaded the plugin that enables me to watch audio and video on your website,

3262
03:10:54,320 --> 03:10:55,640
if I get to the Computer Chronicles...

3263
03:10:55,640 --> 03:10:57,440
Is that a Computer Chronicles website?

3264
03:10:57,440 --> 03:11:00,440
...downloaded the plugin that enables me to watch audio and video...

3265
03:11:00,440 --> 03:11:05,780
I wonder, is that on the Internet Archive, the Computer Chronicles website?

3266
03:11:07,260 --> 03:11:08,020
If anyone...

3267
03:11:08,020 --> 03:11:09,000
On your website?

3268
03:11:09,000 --> 03:11:12,320
If I get to the Computer Chronicles website, that's not good enough anymore, right?

3269
03:11:12,320 --> 03:11:14,220
Because we're using a different system.

3270
03:11:14,380 --> 03:11:14,860
Exactly.

3271
03:11:15,060 --> 03:11:18,040
You can encounter a variety of error messages.

3272
03:11:18,260 --> 03:11:22,020
We'll try and play this and see what happens here.

3273
03:11:24,020 --> 03:11:24,540
All right.

3274
03:11:24,580 --> 03:11:28,520
The difference is we're using what's called VivoActive, which is another video plugin.

3275
03:11:29,720 --> 03:11:32,940
And now the question is, can one computer handle both of these at the same time?

3276
03:11:33,060 --> 03:11:36,360
Yes, it can, provided that you have the hard disk space.

3277
03:11:36,360 --> 03:11:36,680
Okay.

3278
03:11:36,740 --> 03:11:37,620
Well, we've got some sort of error messages there.

3279
03:11:37,620 --> 03:11:38,680
We have a complaint there.

3280
03:11:38,820 --> 03:11:42,060
I think we have the plugin, but we probably are...

3281
03:11:42,060 --> 03:11:43,840
I want you to click away and just see what happens here.

3282
03:11:43,940 --> 03:11:47,160
We probably are encountering a war over control for the...

3283
03:11:47,160 --> 03:11:48,440
There you are.

3284
03:11:48,540 --> 03:11:50,440
There's a posted stamp size, Stuart.

3285
03:11:50,540 --> 03:11:51,160
Sort of working.

3286
03:11:51,160 --> 03:11:52,760
But again, these things battle each other.

3287
03:11:52,880 --> 03:11:58,000
Right now, if I were to go to the CNN website, it still wouldn't work because they use yet a third standard, don't they?

3288
03:11:58,000 --> 03:11:59,060
Yet a third, yes.

3289
03:11:59,500 --> 03:12:01,680
V-extreme web theater plugin.

3290
03:12:01,680 --> 03:12:02,180
Right.

3291
03:12:02,180 --> 03:12:09,340
So, right now, it's like the early days of radio or something where you had to have a different set.

3292
03:12:09,340 --> 03:12:09,680
Yeah.

3293
03:12:09,920 --> 03:12:13,080
On the other hand, I must say that plugins are exciting.

3294
03:12:13,280 --> 03:12:18,520
It was exciting doing the book in the sense that right now, standards are being settled.

3295
03:12:19,220 --> 03:12:26,680
It's the sort of last chance for some of the small software companies before the final standards are set.

3296
03:12:26,720 --> 03:12:26,860
All right.

3297
03:12:26,900 --> 03:12:27,600
Last question.

3298
03:12:27,760 --> 03:12:29,700
Java is yet another story, isn't it?

3299
03:12:30,340 --> 03:12:31,120
That's right.

3300
03:12:31,500 --> 03:12:33,960
Java has the appeal that you...

3301
03:12:34,400 --> 03:12:35,400
Java hand movement there.

3302
03:12:35,400 --> 03:12:43,400
Pure orb work there that we know and love.

3303
03:12:43,400 --> 03:12:44,920
And a quick glance at the watch.

3304
03:12:44,920 --> 03:12:47,080
It looks like a digital display...

3305
03:12:47,080 --> 03:12:55,340
But not the Casio, which we've seen him wear before.

3306
03:12:56,920 --> 03:12:58,720
Java is yet another story, isn't it?

3307
03:12:59,300 --> 03:13:00,140
That's right.

3308
03:13:00,520 --> 03:13:03,520
Java has the appeal that you relax...

3309
03:13:03,520 --> 03:13:04,380
You don't really need the...

3310
03:13:04,380 --> 03:13:11,080
He definitely loosened up and began to show his empathetic side.

3311
03:13:12,220 --> 03:13:21,020
By 1998, I don't think we've, you know, seen this look from Stu there that he does at the end of this.

3312
03:13:21,140 --> 03:13:25,400
We didn't see any of that in the very early 90s or definitely not in the 80s.

3313
03:13:25,480 --> 03:13:26,080
It was...

3314
03:13:26,080 --> 03:13:27,280
Our set.

3315
03:13:27,320 --> 03:13:27,480
All right.

3316
03:13:27,520 --> 03:13:28,200
Last question.

3317
03:13:28,380 --> 03:13:29,020
John...

3318
03:13:29,020 --> 03:13:38,500
After the orb work, watch for the reassuring glare and glance of empathy that he gives before it cuts to your man.

3319
03:13:38,600 --> 03:13:40,360
Java is yet another story, isn't it?

3320
03:13:41,000 --> 03:13:41,760
That's right.

3321
03:13:42,100 --> 03:13:44,000
And, yeah, he puts the hands down as well, you know?

3322
03:13:45,360 --> 03:13:47,900
You don't see that from him in the early days.

3323
03:13:47,900 --> 03:13:54,180
But he's definitely come out of his shell by the mid to late 90s.

3324
03:13:54,920 --> 03:14:02,800
And by the time you get to the 2000s, when the show is about to end nearly, he's just complete control.

3325
03:14:03,060 --> 03:14:04,240
He's in cruise control.

3326
03:14:07,820 --> 03:14:10,980
Java has the appeal that you relax...

3327
03:14:10,980 --> 03:14:12,520
You don't really need the computer drive.

3328
03:14:12,980 --> 03:14:13,920
You go to Java...

3329
03:14:13,920 --> 03:14:17,400
This head movement here, this head strike.

3330
03:14:20,340 --> 03:14:26,200
It's subtle, but it's a significant movement, is what I'm saying.

3331
03:14:30,600 --> 03:14:32,040
That you relax...

3332
03:14:32,040 --> 03:14:33,180
You don't really need the plug-ins.

3333
03:14:33,180 --> 03:14:33,560
...you let the computer drive.

3334
03:14:33,980 --> 03:14:38,840
You go to the site, and the applets download, and they do whatever for you.

3335
03:14:38,880 --> 03:14:41,200
But they grab your machine, and they may be slow, et cetera, et cetera.

3336
03:14:41,200 --> 03:14:44,060
Well, the trouble is that they're written by and for people...

3337
03:14:44,060 --> 03:14:46,120
Classics, you like a cobra.

3338
03:14:46,120 --> 03:14:51,820
...and plug-ins, ActiveX controls, at least once you've downloaded them, they're there.

3339
03:14:52,360 --> 03:14:54,740
So it's a jungle out there, and we'll just have to wait.

3340
03:14:54,780 --> 03:14:55,980
It's not going to be easy, right?

3341
03:14:56,520 --> 03:14:56,840
No.

3342
03:14:57,160 --> 03:14:57,980
All right, thank you, John.

3343
03:14:57,980 --> 03:14:58,780
No, it's pretty interesting.

3344
03:14:59,220 --> 03:15:01,200
All right, well, you really do miss a lot on the web.

3345
03:15:01,200 --> 03:15:02,660
I don't think you would have seen the happiness.

3346
03:15:02,660 --> 03:15:05,300
I don't think you would have seen the happiness and the smiles.

3347
03:15:06,480 --> 03:15:07,320
It was much...

3348
03:15:07,320 --> 03:15:08,440
I don't know you would have got smiles from him.

3349
03:15:08,480 --> 03:15:18,780
Yeah, he was always cordial and a convivial chap in the studio, but there wouldn't have been as much body language going on in the early days.

3350
03:15:19,000 --> 03:15:19,320
Interesting.

3351
03:15:19,840 --> 03:15:20,380
As now.

3352
03:15:20,480 --> 03:15:24,140
All right, well, you really do miss a lot on the web if you don't have the right plug-ins.

3353
03:15:24,240 --> 03:15:27,900
One example is NASA's website on the Mars Explorer mission.

3354
03:15:27,900 --> 03:15:32,500
If you have the right plug-in, you can almost feel like you're on Mars at this website.

3355
03:15:33,500 --> 03:15:40,300
At the NASA Ames Research Center in Mountain View, California, Jeff Bruce and Rodrigo de Toledo were faced with...

3356
03:15:40,300 --> 03:15:42,480
There are things we know that we do not know.

3357
03:15:42,600 --> 03:15:43,280
Thank you very much.

3358
03:15:43,400 --> 03:15:45,420
Doomsday picnic for the Rumsfeld.

3359
03:15:45,560 --> 03:15:46,520
Very, very kind of you.

3360
03:15:47,060 --> 03:15:47,920
I hope you're doing well.

3361
03:15:47,980 --> 03:15:48,540
...with a challenge.

3362
03:15:49,240 --> 03:15:55,140
How to create the excitement of a trip across the Martian surface seen through the window of a website.

3363
03:15:55,620 --> 03:15:56,880
They chose Apple's...

3364
03:15:56,880 --> 03:16:00,080
An ambitious fucking link for the Computer Chronicles.

3365
03:16:01,540 --> 03:16:02,780
Are they working for NASA?

3366
03:16:02,820 --> 03:16:03,720
I missed that again.

3367
03:16:03,840 --> 03:16:04,620
I have missed...

3368
03:16:04,620 --> 03:16:06,860
I do miss little bits and apologize for rewinding.

3369
03:16:06,880 --> 03:16:09,300
Almost feel like you're on Mars at this website.

3370
03:16:10,700 --> 03:16:12,840
At the NASA Ames Research Center...

3371
03:16:12,840 --> 03:16:13,420
It is NASA.

3372
03:16:13,520 --> 03:16:19,180
...in Mountain View, California, Jeff Bruce and Rodrigo de Toledo were faced with a challenge.

3373
03:16:19,860 --> 03:16:25,760
How to create the excitement of a trip across the Martian surface seen through the window of a website.

3374
03:16:26,500 --> 03:16:32,800
They chose Apple's QuickTime VR to produce a 3D panorama that can be viewed with a plug-in.

3375
03:16:32,800 --> 03:16:35,800
We took real USGS topographic data.

3376
03:16:36,600 --> 03:16:39,720
We took that and we brought that into a 3D program.

3377
03:16:40,420 --> 03:16:41,840
They made it all up.

3378
03:16:43,220 --> 03:16:45,540
And massaged it into a terrain.

3379
03:16:45,980 --> 03:16:47,260
Massaged it into a terrain.

3380
03:16:47,260 --> 03:16:49,060
And we used scientific input from the scientific input from the scientific input.

3381
03:16:49,060 --> 03:16:52,840
So those weren't real shots we were seeing of Mars back then a moment ago.

3382
03:16:52,840 --> 03:17:09,860
...and we used scientific input from the scientific experts here at Ames.

3383
03:17:09,860 --> 03:17:15,200
to give us an understanding of what the Martian surface and the atmosphere would look like.

3384
03:17:15,940 --> 03:17:20,460
And then we dropped a camera in the middle of this 3D model which created the panorama.

3385
03:17:21,120 --> 03:17:25,680
Which we then brought into a program that extracted a QTBR panorama.

3386
03:17:26,200 --> 03:17:32,440
The virtual window on Mars began with some hazy looking data received from earlier missions to the red planet.

3387
03:17:32,700 --> 03:17:35,540
The next step was to create a wireframe model...

3388
03:17:35,540 --> 03:17:37,060
Thank you very much Larry Schlug.

3389
03:17:37,060 --> 03:17:38,860
...and add color and texture.

3390
03:17:38,860 --> 03:17:46,860
Visitors to the site can retrieve the panoramic window by choosing a spot on an aerial map of the planet.

3391
03:17:47,500 --> 03:17:51,020
They navigate through the Martian plains and valleys with a mouse.

3392
03:17:53,420 --> 03:17:57,900
Clicking on specially marked points brings up items for closer inspection.

3393
03:17:57,900 --> 03:18:01,420
The plug-in itself just simply supports a QuickTime movie.

3394
03:18:01,420 --> 03:18:03,740
It's actually a QuickTime VR support.

3395
03:18:03,740 --> 03:18:13,740
But the QTVR itself is simply an interactive movie developed by Apple that uses QuickTime technology.

3396
03:18:14,660 --> 03:18:18,120
G-Firus. Thank you very much. There's Zig for the tip.

3397
03:18:18,800 --> 03:18:25,320
One advantage of the QTVR plugin is its compact size. Each movie needs only about...

3398
03:18:25,320 --> 03:18:33,820
We'll cruise on from here. I don't think it's... It's not much the same, just screen grabs of what their program is, them talking.

3399
03:18:34,460 --> 03:18:38,200
It would be more interesting to see how they created those actual 3D worlds.

3400
03:18:38,800 --> 03:18:45,700
Nice shot of the lads with the globe. The blue light in the background as well, just to give it a little bit of something extra.

3401
03:18:46,480 --> 03:18:49,840
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

3402
03:18:51,840 --> 03:18:52,780
Remarkable stuff.

3403
03:18:54,180 --> 03:18:59,680
And this transition as well, we don't really talk about it. These things just pass by in a very...

3404
03:19:00,260 --> 03:19:02,680
Ethereal manner, but they're...

3405
03:19:03,580 --> 03:19:05,900
Something to behold in and of themselves.

3406
03:19:07,520 --> 03:19:13,680
Computer aesthetic. We're in a computer. Stu invites you for half an hour. The best part of...

3407
03:19:14,400 --> 03:19:15,620
To come into a computer.

3408
03:19:16,620 --> 03:19:17,760
And he's your boss.

3409
03:19:18,760 --> 03:19:21,100
Or at least, you'll feel like he is.

3410
03:19:21,100 --> 03:19:22,360
Because he is the boss.

3411
03:19:23,040 --> 03:19:26,540
And you're seeing your co-workers having to fucking...

3412
03:19:26,540 --> 03:19:28,380
Say, this is what I've done for the day.

3413
03:19:28,540 --> 03:19:29,940
Is everything okay?

3414
03:19:30,540 --> 03:19:31,880
Am I still employed?

3415
03:19:32,480 --> 03:19:33,540
And Stu...

3416
03:19:33,540 --> 03:19:34,840
He's ruthless.

3417
03:19:35,540 --> 03:19:36,920
He's never fired anyone.

3418
03:19:37,380 --> 03:19:39,700
But he's definitely said, get to the point.

3419
03:19:40,260 --> 03:19:41,540
What's the bottom line on this?

3420
03:19:43,540 --> 03:19:44,880
We're going to plug in on the internet.

3421
03:19:44,880 --> 03:19:46,660
Thank you very much, Baldega Jones.

3422
03:19:47,040 --> 03:19:48,880
This is Shockwave from Macromedia.

3423
03:19:49,040 --> 03:19:54,000
Over 20 million copies of Shockwave have already been downloaded from the Macromedia website.

3424
03:19:54,200 --> 03:19:57,920
And I guess, Kevin, that's because a lot of kids are playing games that are Shockwave driven, right?

3425
03:19:58,000 --> 03:19:58,420
They are.

3426
03:19:58,760 --> 03:20:00,040
All right, can we take a look at some examples...

3427
03:20:00,040 --> 03:20:01,340
Downloading the Shockwave.

3428
03:20:01,700 --> 03:20:03,160
Bro-ladies in the cave.

3429
03:20:03,280 --> 03:20:04,260
Shockwave on my computer.

3430
03:20:04,420 --> 03:20:04,580
Sure.

3431
03:20:04,840 --> 03:20:07,460
This game here is one done by CBS Sportsline.

3432
03:20:07,560 --> 03:20:11,100
It's a basketball game where you play one-on-one with this other opponent.

3433
03:20:11,520 --> 03:20:14,940
You kind of move around, move your guy around, and you just fade back and shoot.

3434
03:20:15,080 --> 03:20:16,200
Oh, we have seen this.

3435
03:20:16,560 --> 03:20:17,560
I have seen this.

3436
03:20:17,640 --> 03:20:24,960
I'm sure we've seen the fella fucking jumping up and putting this little basketball into the hoop here.

3437
03:20:25,040 --> 03:20:31,300
Unless it's another one of those situations where I've seen it offline.

3438
03:20:32,380 --> 03:20:33,240
Could have been that.

3439
03:20:33,580 --> 03:20:35,040
As I said, I've seen a few.

3440
03:20:35,200 --> 03:20:38,160
I went through a bit of a fucking stew binge there last year.

3441
03:20:41,520 --> 03:20:43,320
Yeah, it was crazy days.

3442
03:20:43,640 --> 03:20:44,260
Crazy time.

3443
03:20:45,100 --> 03:20:46,560
But that gives you an idea.

3444
03:20:46,680 --> 03:20:47,500
Let's try it one more.

3445
03:20:48,320 --> 03:20:49,220
And I missed again.

3446
03:20:49,220 --> 03:20:49,580
Missed again.

3447
03:20:49,900 --> 03:20:52,900
All right, what is Shockwave bringing to the picture here?

3448
03:20:52,980 --> 03:20:54,520
Why can't I do this without Shockwave?

3449
03:20:54,720 --> 03:20:56,500
No other tool will allow you to do this.

3450
03:20:56,620 --> 03:21:04,740
Shockwave allows you to display animations, play graphics, sounds, and it allows you to have a lot of interactivity that you just can't get in HTML.

3451
03:21:04,840 --> 03:21:08,880
Right, so there's information moving up and back between me, the user, and what's coming off that server.

3452
03:21:09,220 --> 03:21:10,380
Show us another game.

3453
03:21:10,460 --> 03:21:11,700
I think there's Mudball or something.

3454
03:21:11,900 --> 03:21:12,300
Sure.

3455
03:21:12,900 --> 03:21:13,520
Same idea?

3456
03:21:13,720 --> 03:21:14,320
Same idea.

3457
03:21:14,560 --> 03:21:20,320
The Mudball game allows you to play a game that works for little kids.

3458
03:21:20,480 --> 03:21:22,220
Let's just launch that one here.

3459
03:21:23,340 --> 03:21:24,440
It's done by a company called Brododon.

3460
03:21:24,440 --> 03:21:25,600
We do a lot of kids' software.

3461
03:21:26,080 --> 03:21:26,500
Mudball is after you.

3462
03:21:26,500 --> 03:21:26,900
Same principle.

3463
03:21:27,080 --> 03:21:27,940
I can use animations.

3464
03:21:28,260 --> 03:21:29,320
I can use interactivity.

3465
03:21:29,500 --> 03:21:29,920
Mudball.

3466
03:21:29,920 --> 03:21:32,000
So it really turns a website into something much more alive.

3467
03:21:32,400 --> 03:21:32,720
Exactly.

3468
03:21:32,900 --> 03:21:34,560
You can change colors in this case.

3469
03:21:34,640 --> 03:21:35,240
Change shapes.

3470
03:21:35,240 --> 03:21:42,860
Some great splat and, you know, shit sounds there.

3471
03:21:44,020 --> 03:21:47,000
Looking for a better word than that, but splat and shit sounds.

3472
03:21:47,420 --> 03:21:48,880
And into something much more alive.

3473
03:21:49,040 --> 03:21:49,340
Exactly.

3474
03:21:49,580 --> 03:21:52,260
You can change colors in this case.

3475
03:21:52,380 --> 03:21:52,980
Change shapes.

3476
03:21:53,640 --> 03:21:56,360
And you can even shoot mud against a wall, which is pretty fun for anyone.

3477
03:21:56,360 --> 03:21:56,560
Okay.

3478
03:21:57,060 --> 03:21:57,340
All right.

3479
03:21:57,380 --> 03:22:01,800
Now let's talk about how, suppose I have a website and I want to create some of these things so

3480
03:22:01,800 --> 03:22:03,440
that people with Shockwave can watch them.

3481
03:22:03,720 --> 03:22:05,240
What tools do I use to do that?

3482
03:22:05,280 --> 03:22:07,800
You can use Director, which you've seen for both of these games.

3483
03:22:07,880 --> 03:22:10,720
Or you can use Macromedia Flash, which makes-

3484
03:22:10,720 --> 03:22:11,360
What is Flash?

3485
03:22:11,540 --> 03:22:14,420
Flash allows you to do simple interfaces and simple interactivity-

3486
03:22:14,420 --> 03:22:15,200
Look at the stance.

3487
03:22:15,500 --> 03:22:16,060
This is like a-

3488
03:22:16,060 --> 03:22:22,920
I think maybe Stu feels slightly intimidated because I don't think we've seen a guest on the

3489
03:22:22,920 --> 03:22:25,180
desk quite like this fella here.

3490
03:22:27,260 --> 03:22:34,680
And even Stu kind of slightly sitting like a schoolboy on the chair in this one.

3491
03:22:34,740 --> 03:22:38,100
He's not dominating the situation like he usually does.

3492
03:22:40,180 --> 03:22:42,360
He Director for just doing simple animations?

3493
03:22:42,480 --> 03:22:46,660
Kind of like a baby Director, but it works on vector animations instead of bitmaps in high

3494
03:22:46,660 --> 03:22:47,200
interactivity.

3495
03:22:47,460 --> 03:22:52,480
It allows you to do things like moving bitmaps, I mean, vectors across the screen, fading in,

3496
03:22:52,580 --> 03:22:53,020
fading out.

3497
03:22:53,020 --> 03:22:58,700
Yeah, maybe he does- maybe he's actually comfortable being like that, but it's just interesting to

3498
03:22:58,700 --> 03:23:00,240
see him not dominating, you know?

3499
03:23:00,240 --> 03:23:01,220
Stu here for creating these things.

3500
03:23:01,260 --> 03:23:03,100
Show us what that environment looks like.

3501
03:23:03,180 --> 03:23:03,360
Sure.

3502
03:23:03,720 --> 03:23:04,980
Director looks something like this.

3503
03:23:04,980 --> 03:23:07,760
Squeeze of the schnoz before a bell.

3504
03:23:07,920 --> 03:23:08,760
Really easily.

3505
03:23:09,080 --> 03:23:13,760
The great little situation happened all within the space of two and a half seconds.

3506
03:23:15,140 --> 03:23:19,660
You had a schnoz squeeze and then a buzzer sound.

3507
03:23:20,140 --> 03:23:21,360
For creating these things.

3508
03:23:21,400 --> 03:23:23,240
Show us what that environment looks like.

3509
03:23:23,320 --> 03:23:23,500
Sure.

3510
03:23:23,860 --> 03:23:25,220
Director looks something like-

3511
03:23:25,220 --> 03:23:37,260
And any eagle ear cherries out there will have heard Stuart's vocal intonation become slightly- I don't know what the word would be.

3512
03:23:38,020 --> 03:23:42,080
At the end of one of his words kind of makes it more nasally, you know?

3513
03:23:42,940 --> 03:23:43,880
I don't know if you can get that.

3514
03:23:43,880 --> 03:23:45,840
Tool here for creating these things.

3515
03:23:45,880 --> 03:23:47,660
Show us what that environment looks like.

3516
03:23:48,800 --> 03:23:49,240
Environment.

3517
03:23:50,040 --> 03:23:51,000
It's on the ment.

3518
03:23:51,100 --> 03:23:56,420
The final syllable of environment has a super nasal intonation.

3519
03:23:56,860 --> 03:23:57,620
Give it a lash.

3520
03:23:58,100 --> 03:23:58,800
Director next.

3521
03:23:58,880 --> 03:24:01,500
That's sort of the heavy duty tool here for creating these things.

3522
03:24:01,540 --> 03:24:03,380
Show us what that environment looks like.

3523
03:24:03,500 --> 03:24:03,620
Sure.

3524
03:24:03,700 --> 03:24:03,920
Beautiful.

3525
03:24:04,020 --> 03:24:05,420
Director looks something like this.

3526
03:24:05,780 --> 03:24:06,400
And you can create-

3527
03:24:06,400 --> 03:24:15,440
And that sound of the buzzer maybe was the floor manager saying, we have to take this again because your voice went nasally for the final syllable of environment, Stu.

3528
03:24:15,440 --> 03:24:18,780
But I don't think Stu played ball with that. He just kept going.

3529
03:24:18,780 --> 03:24:19,620
Simple animations.

3530
03:24:19,620 --> 03:24:20,900
What that environment looks like.

3531
03:24:20,900 --> 03:24:25,220
Sure. Director looks something like this. And you can create simple animations in Director.

3532
03:24:25,220 --> 03:24:31,280
That's the power of Stu. He just went through it. We're not doing another take. We've got it in the bag.

3533
03:24:31,280 --> 03:24:38,880
And you can create an animation by just dragging out like so. You can also choose not to have that white background by just moving it like that.

3534
03:24:39,060 --> 03:24:44,920
And you can create any animation that way and some simple interactivity and then just moving it like so.

3535
03:24:45,160 --> 03:24:49,560
You can also choose not to have that white background by just moving it like that.

3536
03:24:49,560 --> 03:24:50,060
Mm-hmm.

3537
03:24:50,060 --> 03:24:51,560
And you can create--

3538
03:24:51,560 --> 03:24:53,640
Doot!

3539
03:24:53,640 --> 03:24:55,660
Mm-hmm.

3540
03:24:55,660 --> 03:24:57,740
Doot!

3541
03:24:57,740 --> 03:24:59,740
Mm-hmm.

3542
03:24:59,740 --> 03:25:01,740
Doot!

3543
03:25:01,740 --> 03:25:03,500
Mm-hmm.

3544
03:25:03,500 --> 03:25:05,080
I wonder would it work.

3545
03:25:05,080 --> 03:25:06,320
It has something.

3546
03:25:06,320 --> 03:25:08,680
You can also choose not to have that white background

3547
03:25:08,680 --> 03:25:10,480
by just moving it like that.

3548
03:25:10,480 --> 03:25:10,980
Mm-hmm.

3549
03:25:10,980 --> 03:25:12,640
And you can create any animation that way.

3550
03:25:12,640 --> 03:25:16,120
Just get those two bits and just start with that

3551
03:25:16,120 --> 03:25:17,580
and see what you could make with it.

3552
03:25:17,580 --> 03:25:18,720
Maybe, yeah.

3553
03:25:18,720 --> 03:25:21,120
When our activity and then just go up to the file menu

3554
03:25:21,120 --> 03:25:23,000
and pull down to save as a Shockwave.

3555
03:25:23,000 --> 03:25:24,360
File menu.

3556
03:25:24,360 --> 03:25:26,500
Now, it looks a lot like creating a Java app.

3557
03:25:26,500 --> 03:25:27,500
What's the difference between--

3558
03:25:27,500 --> 03:25:29,440
Now, you do good at Java.

3559
03:25:29,440 --> 03:25:31,800
What's the difference between that and here?

3560
03:25:31,800 --> 03:25:32,800
Shockwave and Java.

3561
03:25:32,800 --> 03:25:33,600
The difference between--

3562
03:25:33,600 --> 03:25:36,240
Shockwave or Java, two big--

3563
03:25:36,240 --> 03:25:37,240
Lovely freeze frame.

3564
03:25:37,240 --> 03:25:41,880
Two big multimedia companies battling it out for the turf.

3565
03:25:41,880 --> 03:25:44,320
It was a turf war on the internet.

3566
03:25:44,320 --> 03:25:47,280
Chris McDonald, thank you very much for your tip.

3567
03:25:47,280 --> 03:25:49,680
Stew is ruthless, Francis.

3568
03:25:49,680 --> 03:25:51,560
Don't turn your back on him for a second.

3569
03:25:51,560 --> 03:25:55,060
He makes Pyramid Head look like a choir boy.

3570
03:25:55,060 --> 03:25:57,060
That's an unbelievable sentiment.

3571
03:25:57,060 --> 03:26:02,560
And it's great to see such resounding support for Stew out there in the wild.

3572
03:26:02,560 --> 03:26:05,560
Now, it looks a lot like creating a Java app.

3573
03:26:05,560 --> 03:26:07,960
What's the difference between Shockwave and Java?

3574
03:26:07,960 --> 03:26:09,840
The difference between Shockwave and Java is that Shockwave requires a plug-in.

3575
03:26:09,840 --> 03:26:13,340
And as you said, a lot of people have the Shockwave plug-in.

3576
03:26:13,340 --> 03:26:13,840
Right.

3577
03:26:13,840 --> 03:26:14,340
But some people don't.

3578
03:26:14,340 --> 03:26:15,340
Right.

3579
03:26:15,340 --> 03:26:16,840
So we have a new tool called Aftershock.

3580
03:26:16,840 --> 03:26:23,840
And Aftershock allows you to deliver something to users that they will always see, whether they have a Macromedia plug-in or not.

3581
03:26:23,840 --> 03:26:32,620
So you're saying if I create an animation in Aftershock, even if the user doesn't have the Shockwave plug-in downloaded, they can see something, but it might not be the same quality?

3582
03:26:32,620 --> 03:26:33,620
Exactly.

3583
03:26:33,620 --> 03:26:38,360
Aftershock is just a post-production tool from Macromedia for Flash is the one I'm going to show you here.

3584
03:26:38,360 --> 03:26:42,200
But you just go up to the final menu and you say add a Flash movie.

3585
03:26:42,200 --> 03:26:45,200
In this case, I'm going to add the Macromedia homepage.

3586
03:26:45,200 --> 03:26:49,740
It asks you for the layout, whether you want it to be high quality or not.

3587
03:26:49,740 --> 03:26:52,040
It also asks you for alternate images.

3588
03:26:52,040 --> 03:26:58,280
So if they don't have the Shockwave plug-in or the Flash plug-in in this case, and you want to show them an image, you can.

3589
03:26:58,280 --> 03:27:00,380
Or you can play it back in Java as well.

3590
03:27:00,380 --> 03:27:00,880
All right.

3591
03:27:00,880 --> 03:27:02,420
On a Java native browser.

3592
03:27:02,420 --> 03:27:02,920
All right.

3593
03:27:02,920 --> 03:27:07,460
So the creativity tools I need are either a director or a Flash or an Aftershock.

3594
03:27:07,460 --> 03:27:12,900
If I'm on the creation end, if I'm a user and I pay for those things, I mean, I buy that software from you.

3595
03:27:12,900 --> 03:27:15,340
On the user end for free, I can download the Shockwave player.

3596
03:27:15,340 --> 03:27:16,240
Absolutely.

3597
03:27:16,240 --> 03:27:17,300
All right. Thanks a lot, Kevin.

3598
03:27:17,300 --> 03:27:17,800
Sure.

3599
03:27:17,800 --> 03:27:22,820
All right. Well, one of the first plug-ins you probably downloaded was Real Audio 1.0.

3600
03:27:22,820 --> 03:27:26,180
Do you see how hard it was then to make sure he stayed on track?

3601
03:27:26,180 --> 03:27:26,780
Well, one of the-

3602
03:27:26,780 --> 03:27:33,780
Because he didn't grab his clipboard successfully the first time and he had to go back for it, but he still made the link work.

3603
03:27:33,780 --> 03:27:37,100
Watch. He's got the hand on the clipboard there, but at some stage, I think he-

3604
03:27:37,100 --> 03:27:38,540
He fumbles it.

3605
03:27:38,540 --> 03:27:42,540
The first plug-ins you probably downloaded was Real Audio-

3606
03:27:42,540 --> 03:27:47,980
Oh, it was clean. It was clean, actually. It was just the awkwardness of having to slide it under Kevin's laptop.

3607
03:27:47,980 --> 03:27:48,980
Kevin, sure.

3608
03:27:48,980 --> 03:28:01,980
All right. Well, one of the first plug-ins you probably downloaded was Real Audio 1.0 because you wanted to be able to listen to music or talk on a website. Well, Real Audio has come a long way since those days, way back in 1995, I guess it was.

3609
03:28:01,980 --> 03:28:03,420
Yes, you did.

3610
03:28:03,420 --> 03:28:05,860
Let's take a look at really what's happened. There's been a huge-

3611
03:28:05,860 --> 03:28:08,860
A lovely build-up on the face reveal for this guy.

3612
03:28:08,860 --> 03:28:12,300
It's a real-up on the face reveal for this guy. It's a real reveal. It's a real reveal. It's a true reveal.

3613
03:28:12,300 --> 03:28:16,600
come a long way since those days, way back in 1995, I guess it was.

3614
03:28:16,620 --> 03:28:17,160
Yes, it is.

3615
03:28:17,280 --> 03:28:18,840
Let's take a look at really what's happened.

3616
03:28:18,940 --> 03:28:21,880
There's been a huge evolution in just a couple of years, really,

3617
03:28:22,180 --> 03:28:23,240
what you guys are doing.

3618
03:28:23,500 --> 03:28:23,720
It's a real reveal.

3619
03:28:24,320 --> 03:28:25,360
It's a true reveal.

3620
03:28:25,480 --> 03:28:25,880
What's happened.

3621
03:28:25,960 --> 03:28:28,900
There's been a huge evolution in just a couple of years, really,

3622
03:28:29,180 --> 03:28:31,480
in what you guys are doing in the early days of Real Audio

3623
03:28:31,480 --> 03:28:32,380
and where we are right now.

3624
03:28:32,520 --> 03:28:34,380
Let's take a look, if you will,

3625
03:28:34,400 --> 03:28:36,800
and sort of show us what the progress has been, Martin.

3626
03:28:36,800 --> 03:28:39,280
Well, when we started out in 1995,

3627
03:28:39,540 --> 03:28:41,800
most people were still on 14-4 modems.

3628
03:28:42,400 --> 03:28:48,640
And really the best one could do at that time was a shortwave quality audio voice.

3629
03:28:48,800 --> 03:28:50,240
Music was really very difficult.

3630
03:28:50,360 --> 03:28:51,420
Do you have an example of that?

3631
03:28:51,660 --> 03:28:52,400
That's too old.

3632
03:28:52,420 --> 03:28:53,860
I don't actually have an example of that,

3633
03:28:53,940 --> 03:28:57,880
but I've got an example of the first stuff that we did on 28-8 modems,

3634
03:28:58,420 --> 03:29:01,600
which was in the latter part of 1995.

3635
03:29:01,900 --> 03:29:02,140
Okay.

3636
03:29:02,360 --> 03:29:03,260
Can we listen to that?

3637
03:29:03,280 --> 03:29:05,040
Yeah, we can hear some...

3638
03:29:05,040 --> 03:29:06,300
I hope this is good.

3639
03:29:06,960 --> 03:29:11,680
After months of study, President Clinton has essentially punted the tobacco deal.

3640
03:29:11,680 --> 03:29:12,840
And if you compare...

3641
03:29:12,840 --> 03:29:14,320
Sort of shortwave, too, still.

3642
03:29:14,460 --> 03:29:16,520
It's kind of flat, like a bad AMA.

3643
03:29:17,000 --> 03:29:19,480
Now, we can compare that with what we can do today.

3644
03:29:19,860 --> 03:29:20,100
Okay.

3645
03:29:20,100 --> 03:29:23,060
Now, this is the newest one, which is really Audio 5.0.

3646
03:29:23,060 --> 03:29:23,380
5.0.

3647
03:29:23,460 --> 03:29:23,960
That's right.

3648
03:29:24,160 --> 03:29:26,640
And 5.0 is still actually in beta.

3649
03:29:27,220 --> 03:29:31,400
The quality is significantly improved in terms of speech.

3650
03:29:31,540 --> 03:29:32,420
Can we listen?

3651
03:29:32,620 --> 03:29:33,020
Yes, indeed.

3652
03:29:34,080 --> 03:29:37,060
After months of study, President Clinton has essentially...

3653
03:29:37,060 --> 03:29:38,660
This is almost up to the FM band.

3654
03:29:38,660 --> 03:29:38,960
Yeah.

3655
03:29:40,100 --> 03:29:42,140
Leaving the top decisions to the lawmaker.

3656
03:29:42,140 --> 03:29:42,460
Now, what's the difference?

3657
03:29:42,600 --> 03:29:42,860
What have...

3658
03:29:42,860 --> 03:29:45,780
Still miles off what we get now.

3659
03:29:46,020 --> 03:29:46,480
You're done.

3660
03:29:46,540 --> 03:29:48,540
What's the magic that got you from...

3661
03:29:48,540 --> 03:29:54,080
2.0 to 5.0 that gave you that quality?

3662
03:29:54,700 --> 03:29:57,960
It's really work on improving the codex.

3663
03:29:58,040 --> 03:30:01,420
That's the software that actually compresses and decompresses the sound.

3664
03:30:01,860 --> 03:30:08,540
And people, ourselves, of course, and others, have learned a lot about which parts of the audio

3665
03:30:09,140 --> 03:30:13,560
you can kind of throw away and still have it sound great when it gets to the other end.

3666
03:30:13,560 --> 03:30:15,360
Now, let's get to the hard test, and that's music.

3667
03:30:15,500 --> 03:30:16,380
Words are kind of easy.

3668
03:30:16,480 --> 03:30:17,480
What's happened with the music sound?

3669
03:30:17,480 --> 03:30:18,240
Hard test.

3670
03:30:18,280 --> 03:30:21,840
This is some music at 28.8, which we can hear.

3671
03:30:23,140 --> 03:30:25,120
This is what you get over a 28.8 modem.

3672
03:30:25,600 --> 03:30:26,760
And this is with 5.0.

3673
03:30:26,780 --> 03:30:27,800
This is with 5.0.

3674
03:30:29,800 --> 03:30:30,280
And...

3675
03:30:30,280 --> 03:30:38,140
Don't know if these Australian or British accents can't place it.

3676
03:30:38,480 --> 03:30:39,480
Because...

3677
03:30:39,480 --> 03:30:41,460
Especially music combined with speech.

3678
03:30:41,960 --> 03:30:49,220
I think many people who've made their career in America from abroad have developed a bizarre accent.

3679
03:30:49,240 --> 03:30:54,140
Yeah, they don't really deliver 56k, but they certainly give us maybe another 50% of bandwidth.

3680
03:30:54,140 --> 03:30:56,400
And you can take advantage of that and get better quality music?

3681
03:30:56,580 --> 03:30:57,140
Indeed we can.

3682
03:30:57,140 --> 03:31:01,920
And here's the same piece of music at the 56k modem level.

3683
03:31:06,760 --> 03:31:08,000
Yeah, we can hear the difference.

3684
03:31:08,080 --> 03:31:09,240
That certainly stretches an adequate.

3685
03:31:09,240 --> 03:31:09,620
Yeah.

3686
03:31:10,820 --> 03:31:14,800
And then if we look into the future...

3687
03:31:14,800 --> 03:31:15,400
Cable modems.

3688
03:31:15,580 --> 03:31:15,780
Right.

3689
03:31:15,920 --> 03:31:16,440
I mean...

3690
03:31:16,440 --> 03:31:17,520
And bandwidth is not an issue anymore.

3691
03:31:17,520 --> 03:31:17,660
Right.

3692
03:31:17,720 --> 03:31:20,280
I mean, here in Silicon Valley, people have got cable modems already.

3693
03:31:20,440 --> 03:31:20,460
Yeah.

3694
03:31:20,460 --> 03:31:21,760
So, I mean, then it's like listening to radio.

3695
03:31:21,800 --> 03:31:22,020
Right.

3696
03:31:22,120 --> 03:31:25,080
And in fact, if we can listen to the same piece of music again...

3697
03:31:25,080 --> 03:31:25,580
Okay.

3698
03:31:25,580 --> 03:31:27,020
This is really CD quality.

3699
03:31:27,020 --> 03:31:30,740
Do we got it coming?

3700
03:31:30,740 --> 03:31:31,020
Yep.

3701
03:31:31,020 --> 03:31:31,680
It's going to come here again.

3702
03:31:31,680 --> 03:31:31,900
Okay.

3703
03:31:31,900 --> 03:31:33,100
I didn't click right now.

3704
03:31:33,100 --> 03:31:38,060
Yeah, you can hear the high sound.

3705
03:31:38,060 --> 03:31:38,580
Unbelievable.

3706
03:31:38,580 --> 03:31:39,020
Yeah.

3707
03:31:39,020 --> 03:31:39,600
All right.

3708
03:31:39,600 --> 03:31:42,460
Let me ask you, what is the point in all of this?

3709
03:31:42,540 --> 03:31:45,680
I know I mess around with audio just to see what is the point.

3710
03:31:45,780 --> 03:31:49,900
And he's going into a shoulder movement, head movement special.

3711
03:31:50,260 --> 03:31:51,180
Combination special.

3712
03:31:52,100 --> 03:31:52,960
We love it.

3713
03:31:54,540 --> 03:31:56,800
But what is the point of all this?

3714
03:31:56,960 --> 03:32:01,940
I think that would have made us, or at least me, laugh when seeing it before.

3715
03:32:01,940 --> 03:32:03,400
And I have seen it before.

3716
03:32:03,400 --> 03:32:05,780
Whether it's been on stream, I'm not sure.

3717
03:32:05,880 --> 03:32:12,360
But I think it's definitely been on because 1998 episodes were pillaged back in the great

3718
03:32:12,360 --> 03:32:15,300
stewpocalypse of 2020.

3719
03:32:17,240 --> 03:32:28,120
So maybe four or five years, it's long lost the memory.

3720
03:32:28,280 --> 03:32:32,500
I can't remember seeing it, but I've got kind of deja vu with little bits of it.

3721
03:32:32,600 --> 03:32:34,820
And here's one of them when he says, what's the point of all this?

3722
03:32:34,820 --> 03:32:36,020
All right.

3723
03:32:36,020 --> 03:32:38,860
Let me ask you, what is the point in all of this?

3724
03:32:38,920 --> 03:32:42,380
I know I mess around with audio just to see what can be done for the technology.

3725
03:32:42,660 --> 03:32:44,780
How do typical people actually use audio on the web?

3726
03:32:44,820 --> 03:32:45,700
To do what kinds of things?

3727
03:32:45,800 --> 03:32:51,080
Well, I think that the first group of people who used audio were radio stations.

3728
03:32:51,400 --> 03:32:52,080
And there are...

3729
03:32:52,080 --> 03:32:53,680
Deja Stude.

3730
03:32:53,900 --> 03:32:57,520
...radio stations out there on the Internet today who are broadcasting.

3731
03:32:58,080 --> 03:32:59,560
They're doing live broadcast.

3732
03:32:59,580 --> 03:33:00,500
Could you give us some examples?

3733
03:33:00,620 --> 03:33:02,100
I mean, let's just show what you're talking about here.

3734
03:33:02,100 --> 03:33:07,160
Well, one of the best examples is actually to go to the NPR website.

3735
03:33:07,800 --> 03:33:10,020
NPR have their news headlines.

3736
03:33:10,140 --> 03:33:15,220
Every hour, they take the five-minute news bulletin and they put it up on the Internet.

3737
03:33:15,380 --> 03:33:15,580
Okay.

3738
03:33:15,680 --> 03:33:16,700
And this isn't live.

3739
03:33:16,800 --> 03:33:17,200
Okay.

3740
03:33:17,200 --> 03:33:18,040
It's just replaced every hour.

3741
03:33:18,040 --> 03:33:19,140
But in fact, that's the point.

3742
03:33:19,220 --> 03:33:24,080
Because if I miss it at five o'clock, I can listen to the five o'clock news anytime because it's been archived on their website.

3743
03:33:24,080 --> 03:33:24,140
Absolutely.

3744
03:33:24,280 --> 03:33:25,360
So let's just see what this sounds like.

3745
03:33:25,460 --> 03:33:25,620
Okay.

3746
03:33:25,740 --> 03:33:27,100
This is right now.

3747
03:33:27,280 --> 03:33:28,120
The last...

3748
03:33:28,120 --> 03:33:29,940
We're just coming up to the hour.

3749
03:33:29,980 --> 03:33:30,300
Okay.

3750
03:33:30,300 --> 03:33:30,400
Okay.

3751
03:33:31,920 --> 03:33:36,260
From National Public Radio News in Washington, I'm Corey Gentoff.

3752
03:33:36,340 --> 03:33:42,620
And the point is here, I mean, we didn't have time to do it, but you can listen to a radio station in Australia or anywhere around the world on the web.

3753
03:33:42,800 --> 03:33:42,940
Right.

3754
03:33:42,940 --> 03:33:45,480
Which changes the whole world of radio thanks to things like real audio.

3755
03:33:45,520 --> 03:33:45,740
Indeed.

3756
03:33:45,940 --> 03:33:46,680
Thank you very much.

3757
03:33:47,200 --> 03:33:52,460
Well, one of the reasons you might want a plug-in is to do practical stuff on the web like hold a virtual meeting.

3758
03:33:52,460 --> 03:33:57,140
To do that, you need one of the coolest plug-ins around Netopia from Farallon.

3759
03:33:58,360 --> 03:34:03,140
Olivia Reese is a real estate consultant with a real office near San Francisco.

3760
03:34:03,900 --> 03:34:06,440
She has a desk, a telephone, and a computer.

3761
03:34:06,440 --> 03:34:11,960
Very dreamy-looking VT, kind of soft focus vignette around it, maybe.

3762
03:34:12,240 --> 03:34:14,220
Maybe it's just the resolution making me think that.

3763
03:34:14,480 --> 03:34:16,000
Tupo, thank you very much for the tip.

3764
03:34:16,060 --> 03:34:20,820
How much fear to fly to Arizona and meet Sun Tzu of circuitry?

3765
03:34:22,100 --> 03:34:23,200
I don't know who you mean.

3766
03:34:23,380 --> 03:34:24,100
Do you mean Stu?

3767
03:34:26,280 --> 03:34:29,400
Funny, because Sun Tzu, you can't get Stu out of Sun Tzu.

3768
03:34:29,660 --> 03:34:30,660
I didn't...

3769
03:34:30,660 --> 03:34:32,300
I thought he would have lived in California.

3770
03:34:33,780 --> 03:34:34,260
But...

3771
03:34:35,260 --> 03:34:36,400
I don't know.

3772
03:34:36,840 --> 03:34:42,180
He yields so much power and possesses so much money.

3773
03:34:42,180 --> 03:34:46,560
Myth that it could be daunting to be faced with...

3774
03:34:48,840 --> 03:34:49,340
Stu.

3775
03:34:51,020 --> 03:34:52,320
If that makes any sense.

3776
03:34:53,320 --> 03:34:55,140
...office near San Francisco.

3777
03:34:55,560 --> 03:34:58,500
She has a desk, a telephone, and a computer.

3778
03:34:59,300 --> 03:35:06,820
But Olivia also has a virtual office, accessible 24 hours a day, that exists only in cyberspace.

3779
03:35:06,820 --> 03:35:11,200
You need to level up before meeting, before facing Stu.

3780
03:35:11,200 --> 03:35:16,960
Worldwide website located in the owner's computer or through an internet service provider.

3781
03:35:16,960 --> 03:35:21,200
I am more connected even though when I'm not in touch.

3782
03:35:21,200 --> 03:35:24,780
Like, suppose I'm out of the office.

3783
03:35:25,000 --> 03:35:31,080
People can still interact with me through the virtual office because I'm on the road a lot.

3784
03:35:31,200 --> 03:35:31,980
I look at properties.

3785
03:35:32,120 --> 03:35:32,840
I show properties.

3786
03:35:33,260 --> 03:35:34,440
I go to clients' home.

3787
03:35:35,320 --> 03:35:39,860
And there are just so many things that I cannot do in my office.

3788
03:35:39,860 --> 03:35:41,980
But at the same time, while I'm not...

3789
03:35:41,980 --> 03:35:45,780
...typewritten messages, now you can freely roam about a virtual environment.

3790
03:35:45,780 --> 03:35:47,060
Virtual environment with your avatar.

3791
03:35:47,540 --> 03:35:49,320
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen.

3792
03:35:49,780 --> 03:35:51,360
We have seen it.

3793
03:35:52,500 --> 03:35:53,880
Of course we've seen it.

3794
03:35:54,040 --> 03:35:59,420
It's an absolutely beautiful line which was used for the soundboard and we're seeing it here in the wild.

3795
03:36:00,500 --> 03:36:03,540
In its wild, untouched state.

3796
03:36:03,640 --> 03:36:04,280
Look at that.

3797
03:36:04,700 --> 03:36:07,120
Beautiful collector's item as well.

3798
03:36:08,840 --> 03:36:17,220
A one, two, three, four, five shot situation of floor manager's monitors to see what's going on.

3799
03:36:17,520 --> 03:36:19,340
Or is it the director's box even?

3800
03:36:20,300 --> 03:36:20,920
Yeah, no.

3801
03:36:21,060 --> 03:36:24,220
It's the vision mixer there working diligently.

3802
03:36:24,400 --> 03:36:25,860
And look at that for an absolute...

3803
03:36:25,860 --> 03:36:28,400
That's a beyond handlebar mustache.

3804
03:36:29,420 --> 03:36:30,440
It turns...

3805
03:36:30,440 --> 03:36:36,560
It stops becoming a handlebar and starts to become a small dog's leg.

3806
03:36:38,020 --> 03:36:43,220
Eventually ceasing, terminating at this part of the jaw meeting neck under ear.

3807
03:36:44,040 --> 03:36:48,580
It's an incredible shot which precedes Stu's immortal line.

3808
03:36:50,420 --> 03:36:53,440
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

3809
03:36:54,820 --> 03:37:10,420
When people first started socializing on the web, it was in chat rooms or forums where you just traded boring typewritten messages.

3810
03:37:10,420 --> 03:37:16,380
Now you can freely roam about a virtual environment with your avatar thanks to websites like the palace.

3811
03:37:16,800 --> 03:37:21,720
You do need a plugin, right? To play the palace game and to be involved in that?

3812
03:37:21,720 --> 03:37:23,180
Yeah, you do. And what is the plugin? Where do you get it?

3813
03:37:23,180 --> 03:37:30,180
You get it at www.thepalace.com. So I can download it for free from your website? Or you can buy it. I've seen it in boxes and software stores. And what does it enable me to do? What am I getting out of the palace plugin?

3814
03:37:30,180 --> 03:37:37,180
Well, it allows you to go to a variety of sites on the internet that are immersive and multimedia and graphical and that use avatars.

3815
03:37:37,180 --> 03:37:44,180
Like what? Let's take an example. What do we have up here now?

3816
03:37:44,180 --> 03:37:51,180
Well, what are you looking at right now is a palace server that we run and actually it's demonstrated...

3817
03:37:51,180 --> 03:37:56,180
What the fuck? Look at this little fella here. A little groovy dude.

3818
03:37:56,180 --> 03:38:00,180
...an event attendance capability. So you can now go to these events and I'm going to bring this window to the foreground here.

3819
03:38:00,180 --> 03:38:02,180
So that's your avatar, Felix Hunger.

3820
03:38:02,180 --> 03:38:04,180
This is me right here.

3821
03:38:04,180 --> 03:38:07,180
And there's a lot of people who are going to be able to do that.

3822
03:38:07,180 --> 03:38:09,180
And I'm going to bring this window to the foreground here.

3823
03:38:09,180 --> 03:38:13,180
So that's your avatar, Felix Hunger. This is me right here.

3824
03:38:13,180 --> 03:38:16,180
And there's this lady named Haswell running this event right now in this room?

3825
03:38:16,180 --> 03:38:20,180
That's right. And so I'm going to submit a question to her. I'm going to ask her to invite me to the stage.

3826
03:38:20,180 --> 03:38:21,180
Chat room.

3827
03:38:21,180 --> 03:38:27,180
It's a nightclub. A chat room. You're in a nightclub of people, is it? He's doing the Bee Gees dance.

3828
03:38:27,180 --> 03:38:28,180
Which means what?

3829
03:38:28,180 --> 03:38:32,180
Well, seeing as how Haswell is now up on the stage, she can actually invite me to come up with her.

3830
03:38:32,180 --> 03:38:36,180
And you have the opportunity to present or speak or say what you want to the group that might be in there?

3831
03:38:36,180 --> 03:38:37,180
That's right.

3832
03:38:37,180 --> 03:38:43,180
Now, Haswell is also pushing out real media to me, which you're about to hear in a moment here. I just pushed the play button.

3833
03:38:44,180 --> 03:38:47,180
That music you're hearing might actually be her speaking instead of music.

3834
03:38:47,180 --> 03:38:50,180
Okay. So these are sounds in any event coming from this event room.

3835
03:38:50,180 --> 03:38:53,180
And what's in the mind? She's actually pushing out a web page to you?

3836
03:38:53,180 --> 03:38:56,180
Yep. Right now she's pushed out the Yahoo! web page. But these might be slides.

3837
03:38:56,180 --> 03:38:58,180
So it could be a slide presentation? Sure.

3838
03:38:58,180 --> 03:39:02,180
So this could be a really serious application of a business meeting taking place in that palace.

3839
03:39:02,180 --> 03:39:04,180
It's fucking rubbish, isn't it?

3840
03:39:04,180 --> 03:39:06,180
Absolutely. It's the sound as well.

3841
03:39:06,180 --> 03:39:07,180
Let's go to another example.

3842
03:39:07,180 --> 03:39:09,180
It's great that Stu's getting out of that.

3843
03:39:09,180 --> 03:39:11,180
Alright, let's get out of that and go to another example.

3844
03:39:11,180 --> 03:39:13,180
And they can cut away from it because it's terrible.

3845
03:39:13,180 --> 03:39:17,180
Really serious application of a business meeting taking place in that palace.

3846
03:39:17,180 --> 03:39:18,180
Absolutely.

3847
03:39:18,180 --> 03:39:19,180
Alright, let's go to another example.

3848
03:39:19,180 --> 03:39:22,180
You have an egghead software store, kind of virtual store in the palace also.

3849
03:39:22,180 --> 03:39:26,180
Now the music is still playing. It's tough. It's tough on Stu and he can tell he doesn't like it.

3850
03:39:26,180 --> 03:39:27,180
What does that look like?

3851
03:39:27,180 --> 03:39:30,180
Um, let me get there. Hang on a moment.

3852
03:39:30,180 --> 03:39:31,180
Thank God.

3853
03:39:31,180 --> 03:39:33,180
I'm going to go there explicitly.

3854
03:39:33,180 --> 03:39:36,180
Okay, so you've got just a bunch of rooms you can sort of jump to.

3855
03:39:36,180 --> 03:39:38,180
Yep. A lot of places on the internet you can go to.

3856
03:39:38,180 --> 03:39:40,180
Alright, now what's cool about this store...

3857
03:39:40,180 --> 03:39:41,180
Alright.

3858
03:39:41,180 --> 03:39:42,180
There are other shoppers in there, right?

3859
03:39:42,180 --> 03:39:53,180
And you can sort of bump into people and meet them and talk about stuff as you would in the real store.

3860
03:39:53,180 --> 03:39:58,180
Yeah, the thing that's probably the most interesting is that you can actually talk to a representative from Egghead.

3861
03:39:58,180 --> 03:40:00,180
So there's really like a sales clerk in there.

3862
03:40:00,180 --> 03:40:02,180
Yep. Back here is Egghead Lauren.

3863
03:40:02,180 --> 03:40:06,180
Egghead Lauren. And these are other customers floating around here. You can actually buy things online.

3864
03:40:06,180 --> 03:40:15,180
Same shit as before. And this is kind of probably what put a lot of people off, was the vision of what the web was in terms of like socializing.

3865
03:40:15,180 --> 03:40:27,180
Just images like this in backgrounds like that, in a shop like that, it was kind of disconcerting in a way, you know?

3866
03:40:27,180 --> 03:40:33,180
The idea that now you could talk to someone who's put a picture of their head on a little BG man's body like that.

3867
03:40:33,180 --> 03:40:38,180
And I think maybe it's kind of the reason why you hear about metaverse.

3868
03:40:38,180 --> 03:40:40,180
You don't even hear about the metaverse anymore.

3869
03:40:40,180 --> 03:40:44,180
Remember like a year or two years ago when they were trying to voice that.

3870
03:40:44,180 --> 03:40:48,180
And it was like, oh, it's gonna be all metaverse this, metaverse that.

3871
03:40:48,180 --> 03:40:50,180
You won't be able to get out the metaverse.

3872
03:40:50,180 --> 03:40:57,180
Like, you know, it looks shit, but trust us, it's, you know, it's definitely better to be in at the top now.

3873
03:40:57,180 --> 03:40:59,180
That's what Facebook was saying.

3874
03:40:59,180 --> 03:41:02,180
No, no one talks about it now. And it looks rubbish as well.

3875
03:41:02,180 --> 03:41:04,180
As well. Huh. So you can talk to other customers.

3876
03:41:04,180 --> 03:41:08,180
Speak for yourself. I was in a VR chat last night, said Killslot.

3877
03:41:08,180 --> 03:41:25,180
What was it, was it any, what was the best thing about that like? Because it just, some of the characters and the avatars that you're roaming about the virtual environment in, from what I have seen, look rubbish.

3878
03:41:25,180 --> 03:41:27,180
Customers, talk to the clerk, buy stuff, et cetera.

3879
03:41:27,180 --> 03:41:28,180
Yep, exactly.

3880
03:41:28,180 --> 03:41:37,180
All right. Another example I want you to show us, which is really cool, is kind of a virtual classroom, which really is very much like attending a class in the real world way, isn't it?

3881
03:41:37,180 --> 03:41:42,180
Absolutely. This is the Ask Eric virtual classroom at Syracuse University.

3882
03:41:42,180 --> 03:41:51,180
It's actually in use right now. And it's used for two purposes. One, for distance learning and also to have educators learn about how to teach their students.

3883
03:41:51,180 --> 03:41:52,180
Yeah.

3884
03:41:52,180 --> 03:41:57,180
So the room we're going in right now uses both Pallas and multi-user shockwave technology.

3885
03:41:57,180 --> 03:42:01,180
So this is sort of virtual classroom and what the students might be on those little stools there.

3886
03:42:01,180 --> 03:42:02,180
Yeah, absolutely.

3887
03:42:02,180 --> 03:42:06,180
Teacher might be sitting up on the big stool. And we've got the sort of multimedia blackboard.

3888
03:42:06,180 --> 03:42:16,180
Yeah, exactly. In fact, this is a multi-user shockwave movie. And though this one's not very interesting, usually when the class is going on, the movie you're seeing up there relates to the coursework material, et cetera.

3889
03:42:16,180 --> 03:42:20,180
I can also take notes about whatever it is that the class is about.

3890
03:42:20,180 --> 03:42:23,180
So you can just type away at your keyboard making notes of what's going on in that class.

3891
03:42:23,180 --> 03:42:26,180
Yeah, and it actually appears here and then I can save it off the list.

3892
03:42:26,180 --> 03:42:28,180
And people really use this again in a classroom situation.

3893
03:42:28,180 --> 03:42:29,180
Oh, absolutely. This is in use right now.

3894
03:42:29,180 --> 03:42:30,180
All right.

3895
03:42:30,180 --> 03:42:31,180
Last one right now.

3896
03:42:31,180 --> 03:42:36,180
What did you have to say about South Park? Was he pro South Park or anti South Park?

3897
03:42:36,180 --> 03:42:40,180
People really use this? Something called South Park, I think it is, where people just sort of mess around and have fun.

3898
03:42:40,180 --> 03:42:46,180
Yeah, this was put up by Comedy Central. It's based on their property, South Park, which is a cartoon series that's on right now.

3899
03:42:46,180 --> 03:42:50,180
And as you can see, when I pop in here, it automatically turns me into one of the South Park characters.

3900
03:42:50,180 --> 03:42:51,180
Right.

3901
03:42:51,180 --> 03:42:54,180
This is a very popular server. There's a hundred people on it at the moment.

3902
03:42:54,180 --> 03:42:55,180
Wow.

3903
03:42:55,180 --> 03:42:57,180
And this is actually the warning, quote unquote, that pops up.

3904
03:42:57,180 --> 03:43:07,180
Yeah, I wonder, this is 1998, so maybe South Park hadn't really become the dominating cultural meme that it became.

3905
03:43:07,180 --> 03:43:16,180
And whether or not Stu has any idea about it because he just simply describes it as, and now you've got something called South Park, which is about people having fun or something.

3906
03:43:16,180 --> 03:43:18,180
This again in a classroom situation.

3907
03:43:18,180 --> 03:43:19,180
Oh, absolutely. This is in use right now.

3908
03:43:19,180 --> 03:43:25,180
All right. Last, let's show a fun example. And that's, you have something called South Park, I think it is, where people just sort of mess around and have fun.

3909
03:43:25,180 --> 03:43:29,180
South Park where people sort of mess around and have fun.

3910
03:43:29,180 --> 03:43:35,180
Yeah, this was put up by Comedy Central. It's based on their property, South Park, which is a cartoon series that's on right now.

3911
03:43:35,180 --> 03:43:38,180
And as you can see, when I pop in here, it automatically turns into one of the South Park.

3912
03:43:38,180 --> 03:43:50,180
It was in the mainstream in 1998, but maybe this could have been earlier in the year before it just hit mass peak recognizability.

3913
03:43:50,180 --> 03:43:56,180
But whoever inside the industry knew that it was going to be big, then they were putting all these cartoons on the web.

3914
03:43:56,180 --> 03:43:58,180
It should probably start on the fucking web anyway, did it?

3915
03:43:58,180 --> 03:43:59,180
South Park characters, right?

3916
03:43:59,180 --> 03:44:00,180
Pro-Soul South Park.

3917
03:44:00,180 --> 03:44:02,180
This is a very popular service. There's a hundred people on it at the moment.

3918
03:44:02,180 --> 03:44:07,180
Trey Parker and Matt Stone were probably making shite on the internet before this.

3919
03:44:07,180 --> 03:44:13,180
Now this is a very heavily scripted environment. For example, fans of the show will recognize Kenny, who gets killed in every episode.

3920
03:44:13,180 --> 03:44:14,180
Yeah.

3921
03:44:14,180 --> 03:44:18,180
If I click on him in any room that he appears in, he dies just like the other show.

3922
03:44:18,180 --> 03:44:22,180
How did Kenny die there? Was it violent or what was it?

3923
03:44:22,180 --> 03:44:24,180
The show will recognize Kenny, who gets killed in every episode.

3924
03:44:24,180 --> 03:44:28,180
If I click on him in any room that he appears in, he dies just like he does on the show.

3925
03:44:28,180 --> 03:44:33,180
And these are all other people popping around and a lot of people come in here and talk.

3926
03:44:33,180 --> 03:44:35,180
Didn't look like he died there. He's still there.

3927
03:44:35,180 --> 03:44:37,180
It's just a fun environment.

3928
03:44:37,180 --> 03:44:43,180
Just a social environment. And again, that's a piece of the palace. And you download the palace plugin from the palace.com.

3929
03:44:43,180 --> 03:44:51,180
That's right. Thank you. All right. That's our internet plugins. I'll be back in just a moment with my pick of the week.

3930
03:44:51,180 --> 03:45:09,180
Now for my pick of the week. One line usually heard around any household is, "Anything good on TV tonight?"

3931
03:45:09,180 --> 03:45:14,180
The problem is it's hard to answer that question with the usual information resources available.

3932
03:45:14,180 --> 03:45:18,180
You can scan the grid in TV Guide. That'll give you a one or two word program description.

3933
03:45:18,180 --> 03:45:19,180
Not like...

3934
03:45:19,180 --> 03:45:20,180
TV Guide on a floppy disk.

3935
03:45:20,180 --> 03:45:21,180
Which to go on.

3936
03:45:21,180 --> 03:45:24,180
Delivered to you by the paper boy. Floppy boy.

3937
03:45:24,180 --> 03:45:26,180
Throws a fucking disk at your door.

3938
03:45:26,180 --> 03:45:32,180
You can wait through pages of ads and complicated listings to try to find a good show, but it's all very inefficient.

3939
03:45:32,180 --> 03:45:38,180
Now there is a way to use the power of your PC to turn you into a discriminating television viewer.

3940
03:45:38,180 --> 03:45:44,180
And the way is this very inexpensive piece of software called eTV, short for Electronic TV Host.

3941
03:45:44,180 --> 03:45:51,180
It costs all of about ten bucks, but with it you can turn your computer into a huge searchable database of every single television program.

3942
03:45:51,180 --> 03:45:58,180
Here's how it works. You download a weekly file from the TV Host database. The download's free. You don't even need internet access.

3943
03:45:58,180 --> 03:46:04,180
TV Host runs their own free network. You get ten days of listings customized to your city.

3944
03:46:04,180 --> 03:46:09,180
Wow, that sounds very convoluted and not easy to fucking orchestrate.

3945
03:46:09,180 --> 03:46:11,180
Searchable database of every single television program.

3946
03:46:11,180 --> 03:46:14,180
Like a logistical nightmare trying to get that to everyone.

3947
03:46:14,180 --> 03:46:19,180
With it you can turn your computer into a huge searchable database of every single television program.

3948
03:46:19,180 --> 03:46:26,180
Here's how it works. You download a weekly file from the TV Host database. The download's free. You don't even need internet access.

3949
03:46:26,180 --> 03:46:32,180
TV Host runs their own free network. You get ten days of listings.

3950
03:46:32,180 --> 03:46:45,180
Where'd you go to join their free network if you don't need internet? It doesn't make any sense.

3951
03:46:45,180 --> 03:47:02,180
Do you have to go to their place where they have the database? That would be very inconvenient if it was in New York and you were in California like.

3952
03:47:02,180 --> 03:47:17,180
Customized access. TV Host runs their own free network. You get ten days of listings customized to your city. The best part is what you can do with these listings. You can look at the basic grid view, but the listings are color coded by type of program. You can click on a grid entry and see more detail. You can sort all the listings and look for just one station's schedule. Sort all shows by title or look for just certain kinds of programs. For example, I can say just show me all kinds of programs.

3953
03:47:17,180 --> 03:47:19,540
You can click on a grid entry and see more detail.

3954
03:47:19,800 --> 03:47:23,220
You can sort all the listings and look for just one station's schedule,

3955
03:47:23,600 --> 03:47:26,720
sort all shows by title, or look for just certain kinds of programs.

3956
03:47:27,000 --> 03:47:30,540
For example, I can say, just show me all kinds of programs.

3957
03:47:30,940 --> 03:47:34,180
Sort all shows by title or look for just certain kinds of programs.

3958
03:47:34,440 --> 03:47:39,640
For example, I can say, just show me all movies or all sports programs.

3959
03:47:39,640 --> 03:47:44,880
For example, I can say, just show me all movies or all sports programs.

3960
03:47:45,220 --> 03:47:49,040
Best of all, I can search the listings by, for example, actor or actress

3961
03:47:49,040 --> 03:47:51,960
and eat movies on this week starring Sharon Stone.

3962
03:47:52,240 --> 03:47:54,380
Yep, three of them at five different times.

3963
03:47:54,700 --> 03:47:58,280
Plus, I get descriptions of the movies, the cast, the rating, the length, etc.

3964
03:47:58,520 --> 03:48:00,940
You can do keyword searches for any program,

3965
03:48:01,180 --> 03:48:05,180
and you can even create custom viewing guides for separate members of the family.

3966
03:48:05,180 --> 03:48:08,140
This is a terrific and practical little piece of software

3967
03:48:08,140 --> 03:48:11,140
that's probably one of the best productivity tools around,

3968
03:48:11,480 --> 03:48:14,920
since you won't waste time zapping across the channels looking for something good,

3969
03:48:14,920 --> 03:48:17,060
and then settle in with a piece of TV junk.

3970
03:48:17,420 --> 03:48:22,140
There is a monthly subscription fee, which costs less than buying four issues of TV Guide.

3971
03:48:22,420 --> 03:48:26,100
You can get details at their website, which is tvhost.com.

3972
03:48:26,640 --> 03:48:28,600
That's it for this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

3973
03:48:28,680 --> 03:48:31,800
We'll be back here again next week with the latest on computers and the Internet.

3974
03:48:32,160 --> 03:48:35,700
And if you want to find out anything more about whatever you saw on our show today,

3975
03:48:35,800 --> 03:48:39,900
check out our new and improved website at cnptv.com.

3976
03:48:40,200 --> 03:48:41,140
That's it for this week.

3977
03:48:41,320 --> 03:48:42,840
Hope we'll see you here again next time.

3978
03:48:44,840 --> 03:48:48,520
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated,

3979
03:48:48,860 --> 03:48:50,660
publishers of Pro One Software.

3980
03:48:51,080 --> 03:48:52,040
We'll leave it there.

3981
03:48:52,160 --> 03:48:55,780
We'll park it there with a beautiful entry into the Stu Catalog,

3982
03:48:56,560 --> 03:49:00,120
the 1998 Web Plugins episode, which we've seen before.

3983
03:49:02,760 --> 03:49:13,380
Until next time, make sure your PC and Mac are connected by going to pcconnection.com online superstore.

3984
03:49:13,880 --> 03:49:15,780
Good night. God bless.

3985
03:49:15,920 --> 03:49:24,420
Delivering desktop, enterprise, and internet computing news, reviews, features, and how-tos for a Windows world.

3986
03:49:24,900 --> 03:49:27,060
Because the world runs on Windows.

3987
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To purchase a videotape copy of today's program, call toll-free 1-888-310-7850.

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Please specify the show number and the topic.

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Nice.

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Next week on the Computer Chronicles, Cyber Privacy.

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We'll show you how to surf the web anonymously with the Lucent Personal Web Assistant.

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You'll see what can happen to all that information websites gather about your personal behavior.

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We'll introduce you to PGP, a simple way to encrypt your email so that only the intended recipient can read it.

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And we'll tell you about the Anonymizer that lets you host a website or join a news group or chat room in anonymity.

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We'll visit a private detective to see how he uses the internet to track down people for his clients.

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And finally, the Firefly Passport, a way to create a unique and personalized online identity while still preserving your privacy.

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Plus, my pick of the week, the ultimate sports simulation for golfers.

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It's all coming up next week on the Computer Chronicles.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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Stew in the Pooh, Anonymous, and Owen Moore.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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Thank you very much, lads.