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Moondust is still a problem.

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Moondust. He was diagnosed with

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fucking sunshine bogeyman.

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CN Kenya. Keeping the old

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technologies alive, right? Yeah.

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I'd keep moving if I was you.

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Okay. Look at that. Whoa, it's

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a new ride down the fairground.

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Thanks very much for the tip.

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Big fat cunt. Thank you very

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much. And what a lovely, lovely

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thing to say to me.

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These ants are pissed. Look at

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this lad. He is fucking shitting

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himself, man. Watch this.

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What an undignified death. You

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could see right up the skirt,

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which is illegal. Look at this

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guy. He's a nasty piece of work

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with a bat.

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He's a fucking hell. I never

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felt that one. Let's deny

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domestic terrorists a Putin apologist.

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Do not be alarmed.

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We need to chat, man. Take a

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seat here. Look, loyal. It's

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like this. We have a situation.

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Now, you know how. You know how

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he gets. Loyal, don't go

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anywhere yet. I've a bone to

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pick with you. How are you

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feeling? How's the health?

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How you survived the bombardment.

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I know. I know. But look. I've

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got a situation. Not one that I

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want to fucking talk about with

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you. Alright?

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Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

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Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

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Sit down.

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Look, man. This is getting out

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of hand very, very quickly here,

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loyal. Things are starting to

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fucking slide out of control,

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man. Do you hear me? Do you

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hear that sound then, loyal?

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Maybe I'll make it again.

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What about that one? You should

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get out of my face before you

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get yourself hurt. I was up the

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Legion camp there, loyal.

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Ended up getting myself a

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lovely ballistic fist. Don't

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worry. I'm just getting into

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position to talk to you. There's

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nothing under war going on here,

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loyal. That's it. You sit down,

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man. I'm afraid something's got

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to give, okay?

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You don't do that to me, loyal.

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You don't talk to me like that.

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I can't use you.

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How do you like lasers, Mr. Bloatfly?

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Beautiful stuff.

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Where is Bradley Shack?

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Bradley Shack, ladies and

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gentlemen. Bradley Shack.

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Gamble away, boys.

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Fuck you.

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There's no need for that.

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You're always be safe with gold.

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Couple of Romeo Sensinis.

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Boomhauer. Boomhauer.

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Are you doing a bit of videoing?

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Any crack?

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Where's this place that I'm

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after now?

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Just half up the town for a

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walk.

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I got these down the market

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there yesterday.

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Dish and chips.

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Peanuts and crisps.

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Peanuts and crisps.

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I need to get a pint of oil.

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You know where I get a bit of WD-40?

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The joints need lubrication.

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Corned beef hash.

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That's...

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Diane?

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Are you okay?

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Diane?

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Where's Jack?

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Jack?

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What's going on?

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Diane, come back.

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Jack's fine.

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We got the bastard.

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He was trying to kill you and

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Jack.

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What have I done?

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Fucking killed the drug dealers,

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man.

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Were they that bad, really?

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It's gonna be hard sleeping

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tonight with this.

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No one having this news on my

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mind.

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Fire's lovely and warm, though.

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I feel fucking bad about it,

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though, you know?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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DPRA, thanks very much.

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Ah.

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I think match of the day is

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still that.

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That was a nasty little

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situation as well.

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You'd feel sorry for the wolves.

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You know, the coyotes.

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I'm your Chinese robot man.

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Look at this.

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Whoa.

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Crazy bit of business.

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Look at this, lad.

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Would you let this fella into

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your gaff?

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I'm your little robot man.

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it

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as it ushers the lady over to

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the living room.

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Feel the dream.

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Arizona.

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Tasty Italian pizza made

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in the heart of Japan.

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Look at my mechanized arms.

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See how they shine.

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Have you any more robots, sir?

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I can move any way you want.

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Crack.

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That's not gonna stop this guy

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because it's basically a

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massive heavy ball.

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A consort of robot wolves.

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It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

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It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

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I think the mic was off for...

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Your microphone was off for

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that one.

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Shit, and then your one was as

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well.

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It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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situation one two three four

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five situation one two three

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a one two three four five

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situation a one two three four

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situation a one two three four

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where's my camera now oh there

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you are good stuff bit of a

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a powerful start with a lovely

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clip of multiple clips of

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hilarious stuff it just couldn't

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suppressed any longer thank you

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very much conrad for your tip

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very very kind of you there and

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sam

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lee as well who's just come in

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with another cron's net cafe

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tracker we'll check that in due

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time to welcome you to another

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foray into the absolute

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nightmare realm

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of none other than resident

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stephen

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you know it it's a disgusting

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nightmare which we have started

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in earnest but never got

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round to finishing and it's claire

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redfield's brand new nightmare

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wes craven's scenario be the

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of resident stevenites wastes

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of skin this is not the tofu

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scenario and uh

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nobody move please don't try to

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make any stupid moves okay

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because you'll endanger

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yourself and the live stream

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let's just do this and get

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started it's gonna be some text

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diaries there's going to be

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stuff that needs to be given

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credence okay a lot of this

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stuff that you pick up

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and see around dotted around

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the place it needs to be read

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don't understand the game we're

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gonna go standard on this

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standardized there is

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no casual mode here thank you

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very much there you know I'll

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back as soon as I find crap I

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need to turn off the reverb don't

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shoot get down

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yeah come on

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the hell is going on by juju

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that's what's going on the

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answer's at the police

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station but your cop yeah Leon

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Kennedy you are thank you very

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much

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the clone name gibson snuffles

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that's got a heart that's got a

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heart I'm right how about you

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can't stay here it's not safe

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go on ahead I'll meet you at

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the station

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beautiful stuff really is truly

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truly horrific

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soaking wet boots and we start

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off in the graveyard outside

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Leon I'm sure probably raccoon

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city police department

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fucking looks great thank you

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very much there I am impressed

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with the way it looks as well

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because this game was started

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in earnest in 20 90 maybe 2018

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can't remember it was a great

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year did a lot of good stuff

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on PC on PC desktop the same

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one I have now same one I'm

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using to stream this but I don't

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think it looked this good so I

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got it for the console and I

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had to diligently play through

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Leon's a scenario off stream

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just to be able to unlock this

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scenario you know

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no no no no I know I know I

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understand that's a lot of

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fucking work to do but I did it

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and I fucking did it it got

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updated with better

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Better graphics says Nigel.

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Great stuff.

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Unbelievable work, Nigel.

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Love, love that information.

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It just keeps on getting better

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and better and better.

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So far, we can't even account

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for how good this game looks

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right now.

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Tom?

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You can't, and you might as

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well pause it as well,

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because you don't want your end

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clock for the speed run

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to be compromised by the

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00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:57,760
waiting around bits.

291
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Exactly.

292
00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,740
Costumes has been added, and

293
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,600
that is a glaring oversight,

294
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:07,720
grammatical oversight from

295
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,700
those crazy little guys.

296
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:12,900
I'm not going to go down.

297
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,280
I'm going to lift it up again.

298
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:14,640
There we go.

299
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,070
That's a grammatical oversight

300
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,150
from those crazy little guys

301
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,120
out.

302
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,600
But they're in Capcom who do

303
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,980
the absolute utmost to deliver

304
00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,440
these nightmares to us

305
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,020
in such a fucking beautiful

306
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:28,660
package.

307
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,110
And Tom, what do you think

308
00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:31,540
about the nightmares?

309
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:33,520
Love them.

310
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,400
Love them.

311
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,460
Can't get enough of them.

312
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,050
Love having nightmares every

313
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:37,520
night,

314
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,190
because it just makes me so

315
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,030
much happier to wake up into

316
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:41,780
reality.

317
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:43,820
Love them.

318
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,320
Love it.

319
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,000
Love that stuff.

320
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,030
Love that way of thinking as

321
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:46,380
well.

322
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,390
If you're having nightmares out

323
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:47,700
there,

324
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,260
just remember,

325
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:49,890
it's just another reason to be

326
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,520
happy that you fucking woke up

327
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,300
from them.

328
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,500
Unless, unless,

329
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,380
your life is a nightmare.

330
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,000
Did someone just drop a bomb on

331
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,200
this shit?

332
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,780
Because that stuff was a blast.

333
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,400
In which case,

334
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,520
in which case,

335
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,470
glad you're fucking going to

336
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,160
sleep.

337
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,540
Did someone just drop a bomb on

338
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,100
this shit?

339
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,700
Because that stuff was a blast.

340
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,260
Crazy bit of business.

341
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,580
Crazy bit of business.

342
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,420
Thank you very much,

343
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,420
Climothy Chalamet.

344
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,610
Did you ever find out if the

345
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,140
kittens were doing all right?

346
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,050
I don't know what you're

347
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:27,780
talking about.

348
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:29,420
I don't know what you're

349
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,840
talking about either.

350
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,060
But the costumes has been added.

351
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,560
Thanks for the tip though,

352
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:34,900
Climothy.

353
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,240
And Schultz and Schnuffles and

354
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,080
clone named Gibson.

355
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,660
Very, very kind of you guys.

356
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,020
Costumes has been added.

357
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,020
I'm going to write a strongly

358
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:45,020
worded fucking missive.

359
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,780
And send that,

360
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,280
send it off to,

361
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,920
to Capcom.

362
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,600
I fucked up the sentence there,

363
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,700
which kind of,

364
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,280
fucks up my argument about them

365
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,900
making a grammatical error.

366
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,440
So, look,

367
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,680
let's just get going with this

368
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,100
and not dwell on the fucking

369
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,040
inconsistencies

370
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,360
and the failures so far

371
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,580
because we don't want it to be

372
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,520
a failure of a speedrun

373
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,860
and already

374
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:11,100
an absolutely disgusting scene

375
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:11,760
outside

376
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,120
the premises

377
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,260
of

378
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:18,280
Raccoon Police Department

379
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,320
Incorporated

380
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,800
where a makeshift,

381
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,860
brand new burial site

382
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,340
has been created

383
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,460
for a lot of people.

384
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,590
And hopefully they're not going

385
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,480
to come back from the dead

386
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,900
and resurrect as zombies.

387
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:32,700
Thank you very much,

388
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,480
Christian Irwin.

389
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:34,360
They're very, very kind.

390
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,760
You've seen the 28 years later

391
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,200
trailer.

392
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:36,980
Looks mighty.

393
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:37,840
I haven't.

394
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,000
But look at this.

395
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,960
A couple in love,

396
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:41,580
sadly,

397
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,720
no longer in the living realm,

398
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,140
but they get to spend

399
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,840
their final years

400
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,800
in wrapped in plastic.

401
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:51,200
And look,

402
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,940
it's not just a couple.

403
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,830
There's another one underneath

404
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:55,860
them as well, Tom.

405
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:56,240
Thank you.

406
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,700
Another one underneath them as

407
00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,780
well, Tom.

408
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,840
And Tommy's nightmare.

409
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,460
Thank you very much for the tip

410
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,080
there.

411
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:03,740
Very kind.

412
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,580
Schlug Waffe.

413
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,060
And, uh,

414
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,660
on track for the speedrun.

415
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:08,340
World record.

416
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,020
It looks fucking great at the

417
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:10,660
moment.

418
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:12,000
We're well on the way

419
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,210
to creating something amazing

420
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:13,560
here.

421
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,140
Look at that.

422
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:14,760
Another

423
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,780
well-wrapped corpse.

424
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,200
It's a well-wrapped corpse.

425
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,160
You must remember that.

426
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,140
Okay.

427
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:24,360
They're wrapping corpses in Raccoon

428
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:24,940
City.

429
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,860
Outside the police department.

430
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,560
Down at Umbrella Labs.

431
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,800
I want to tell you.

432
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,480
Try it sometime.

433
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,400
The only thing that's different

434
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,320
is the price of the food.

435
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,080
The only thing that's different

436
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,100
is the price of the bags.

437
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,320
Price of the bags.

438
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:39,540
Price of the bags.

439
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,000
The only thing that's different

440
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,060
is the price of the bags.

441
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,260
And look at this.

442
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,270
We encounter a first puzzle of

443
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:50,860
the evening.

444
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,360
A locked handle.

445
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,460
Thank you very much.

446
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,420
They're big smiles.

447
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,120
That warrants one of these.

448
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,400
check.

449
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:03,400
Check.

450
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:04,100
Clear.

451
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:04,700
Check.

452
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,220
Clear.

453
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:05,800
Check.

454
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:06,260
Clear.

455
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:06,800
Check.

456
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,240
Clear.

457
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:07,740
Check.

458
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,260
Clear.

459
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,790
Thank you very much there for

460
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:10,180
the tip.

461
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,500
And we can hear a helicopter

462
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,040
hovering above us.

463
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,320
I don't know what's going on

464
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,820
or who's inside that piece.

465
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,390
I'm going to take another swig

466
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:24,640
of my hot caffeinated beverage

467
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,340
here.

468
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,720
And you see this little thing.

469
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,830
It lights up when the cup is

470
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,380
hot.

471
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,100
It says,

472
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,040
you light up my life.

473
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,120
Cups were here when I...

474
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,480
They were in the cupboard when

475
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,100
I moved in.

476
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,920
They were in the cupboard when

477
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,720
I moved in.

478
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,820
And there is nobody else that's

479
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,260
saying that to me.

480
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,080
Only the cup.

481
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:46,800
So it's always directed at me

482
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,660
from a cup.

483
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,260
So I do get that.

484
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,160
On a daily basis,

485
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,600
I am told that.

486
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:52,980
Tom.

487
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,600
It's great that you're getting

488
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,240
that kind of

489
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,820
dedicated attention

490
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,780
from a mug.

491
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,620
And it does probably

492
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,980
do you the world of God

493
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:06,500
mentally

494
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,700
and physically as well

495
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,700
perchance.

496
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,400
Well, look through.

497
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:12,840
Fuck off!

498
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,080
Did someone just drop a bomb on

499
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,520
this shit?

500
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,820
I don't know if that was very

501
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,800
loud in your

502
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,360
ears there,

503
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,600
but it was particularly loud in

504
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,000
mine.

505
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,130
And we got our lovely red herb

506
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,360
as well.

507
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,360
That's going to be brilliant.

508
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,340
That is going to really mix

509
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:31,720
well

510
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,800
with some green herbs.

511
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,800
Thank you very much there, Tupul.

512
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:35,760
The only thing that's different

513
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,780
is the price of the food.

514
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,640
Another red herb here.

515
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,320
They're really...

516
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,340
Oh, it's a blue herb.

517
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,220
A lovely herb.

518
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,000
One of my most

519
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,280
favorite of herbs.

520
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,500
These little things here

521
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,560
waste of time completely.

522
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:54,580
I wouldn't bother with them.

523
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,500
You're wasting your bullets

524
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,160
to shoot in them.

525
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,120
But they're for people

526
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,250
who really, really love the

527
00:17:59,250 --> 00:17:59,640
game

528
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,900
and who play it all the time.

529
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,100
Even after they've completed

530
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,340
a load of times,

531
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:05,200
they want to go back

532
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,060
and collect the things.

533
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,460
I'm not having to go.

534
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,660
It's probably a great way

535
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,720
to get your money's worth

536
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,220
and appreciate the fucking art.

537
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,300
The time,

538
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,340
the patience,

539
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,240
the dedication,

540
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,180
the craft

541
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,500
that went into making this.

542
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,180
You can imagine

543
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,420
the night spent

544
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,500
inside those

545
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,860
crazy little offices

546
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,620
in Tokyo,

547
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,120
Yokohama,

548
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,100
wherever the fuck

549
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,180
they made this.

550
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,280
Thank you very much,

551
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:35,960
the shindig.

552
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,960
Claire!

553
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:39,500
Hold on!

554
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,420
I'll be right there!

555
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,180
Okay!

556
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:45,960
Bongo McSween!

557
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:46,580
It looks sweet!

558
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,000
Claire!

559
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,960
It's so nice to see you.

560
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,680
It's so nice to see you.

561
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:55,840
How you done?

562
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,720
The helicopter just came out of

563
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,100
nowhere.

564
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,600
I'm in one piece.

565
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,180
I'm guessing you don't have a

566
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:01,280
key

567
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,580
in one of those fancy pockets?

568
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,900
Unfortunately, no.

569
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,340
But how are you doing?

570
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:08,920
You know,

571
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,460
just surviving.

572
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,320
That's good.

573
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,380
Any luck with your brother?

574
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:15,940
No, not yet.

575
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,160
Claire,

576
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,140
don't lose hope.

577
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,060
I'm sure we're gonna find him.

578
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:25,540
Dammit.

579
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,140
That ship was a blast.

580
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:27,760
You know what that means?

581
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:28,700
Yeah.

582
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:30,900
Dinner time.

583
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,340
Claire, I think you can go.

584
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,500
Don't worry about me, Leon.

585
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,080
You take care of yourself.

586
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,160
Good stuff.

587
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,120
You need to go.

588
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:42,800
Now!

589
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,300
Good stuff.

590
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,540
Let's get through this.

591
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,580
Both of us.

592
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,220
Beautiful, beautiful scenes.

593
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:56,240
Beautiful, beautiful scenes.

594
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,980
And we have just began

595
00:19:57,980 --> 00:20:01,260
the main action quest side of

596
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:01,660
the game

597
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,560
where we begin to take control

598
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,900
of the lives of the undead.

599
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:06,820
Are they even alive?

600
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,020
Can you call them lives?

601
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,020
Is it a life?

602
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,580
It's no life, is it, Tam?

603
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,610
Like, ambling around like those

604
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,020
guys.

605
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,680
It's no life at all.

606
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,530
But look, you know, again, we

607
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,010
have this discussion again and

608
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:19,960
again and again.

609
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,520
Thank you very much, Biebs, for

610
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,020
the tip and Bongo McSchween.

611
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,020
You know, society has not been

612
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,950
able to deal with this problem

613
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,500
for quite some time.

614
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,080
It's time that we tuck matters

615
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,650
into our own hands right here,

616
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,420
right now.

617
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:34,660
And don't feel bad about it

618
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,740
either, you know?

619
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,100
Don't feel bad about it.

620
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,020
Because they're sure as hell

621
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,960
not feeling bad about you.

622
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,540
Indeed, indeed.

623
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,960
Let's go for it here.

624
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,020
Let's just dodge these fuckers

625
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,000
and go back with the bolt cutters.

626
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,160
Oh, fuck that.

627
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,640
A lovely...

628
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,980
A right hook.

629
00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,800
Oh, fuck.

630
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,760
Absolutely getting schnacked on

631
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,800
here.

632
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,300
And it's not a great start.

633
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,160
Not an auspicious start at all

634
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,280
as we head down into the tunnel

635
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,140
of iniquity

636
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,160
to use our bolt cutters

637
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,340
to get rid of this fucking...

638
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,520
stupid chain around a door.

639
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,950
Which looks like you'd easily

640
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,260
be able to just...

641
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,720
you know, get it off.

642
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,880
Anyway, without that, you know,

643
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:23,920
it doesn't look like it's that

644
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,900
tight around the lock.

645
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,520
But nevertheless, it's gone now.

646
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,700
And that's great stuff.

647
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,300
We've got a quick-draw army.

648
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,280
That's some sort of cold python-esque

649
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,600
magnum revolver gun.

650
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,680
Let's stick that blue herb into

651
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,380
there.

652
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,060
And, wow, the red one.

653
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,060
We'll keep the red.

654
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:41,720
We'll keep the red.

655
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:42,380
We'll keep the red.

656
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,560
I will put that in there.

657
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:44,380
It's not going to come in.

658
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,300
We'll save it.

659
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:45,880
We'll save it.

660
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,800
And the bolt cutters we might

661
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,020
need at some stage.

662
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,180
Very soon-ish.

663
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:51,720
What's that?

664
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,360
Courtyard key.

665
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:53,840
Lovely.

666
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,190
We're absolutely rifling

667
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,740
through this situation at the

668
00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:57,360
moment.

669
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,640
And that's lightweight 45.

670
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:01,760
Brimful of Asher.

671
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:02,220
That's...

672
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:02,520
What's that?

673
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,220
That's a 9mm.

674
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,430
That's a 45 revolver we just

675
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:06,680
got given there.

676
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,240
Well, I'll fucking leave.

677
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:13,220
I don't know.

678
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,400
That's a 45.

679
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:15,840
Sure.

680
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,780
It's not...

681
00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:17,560
Yeah, it's a 45.

682
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,640
It's not a revolver.

683
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,240
It's not a fucking magnum.

684
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,830
So we'll stick that 9 in there

685
00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,320
and we'll take the quick draw.

686
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:24,100
Army.

687
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:24,980
Boom.

688
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,720
Put the bolt cutters in the bin.

689
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,470
Probably not going to need that

690
00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:30,860
very, very soonish.

691
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,480
Let's move.

692
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,380
What about that?

693
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,120
Hand grenade.

694
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,320
We're not going to need that.

695
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,670
It's too early in the game for

696
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:42,040
these big, big weapons.

697
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,740
They need to be stored.

698
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,010
And we need to make hay while

699
00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:47,540
the sun shines.

700
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:48,460
And look at that.

701
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,500
Brad Vickers from the first

702
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,080
game.

703
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,160
Quite a day.

704
00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:55,340
RPD.

705
00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,520
Hiring seminar and job fair.

706
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,920
Monday, October 27, 1997.

707
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,720
Info session at 8.

708
00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:06,040
Written exam at 10.

709
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,370
Stars, special tax, spec tax

710
00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:11,100
and risk serve.

711
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,960
Join our team.

712
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,820
I think that what they've done

713
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:16,530
there is they've put in someone

714
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:17,300
else's face

715
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,840
that isn't the Brad that we

716
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,920
know from the very first games.

717
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,430
Although the polygonal low res

718
00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:25,600
textures would not really have

719
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,580
been able to

720
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,570
give you a more decipherable

721
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:29,880
face or visage.

722
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,830
That fellow looks younger than

723
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:32,760
the...

724
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,520
Oh, no, it's Brad.

725
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:33,740
Sorry.

726
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,280
I'm thinking of Barry Burton.

727
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,520
What the fuck am I on about?

728
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,080
Of course that's Brad Vickers.

729
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,240
I fucked up.

730
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,700
Maybe it is him.

731
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:48,920
Maybe it isn't.

732
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:50,420
Let's move on anyway.

733
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,040
We've got five in the chamber.

734
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:53,530
We're going to reload and stick

735
00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:54,260
six in there.

736
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:56,120
And nine in our arsenal to

737
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,340
build for later.

738
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,760
The main thing is...

739
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,740
Some of these cats have got

740
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:01,740
problems.

741
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,980
Big time digestive problems.

742
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:04,980
Fuck off.

743
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:06,740
The screams are what get you in

744
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,960
the end, you know?

745
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,130
The screams are what get you in

746
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:09,580
the end.

747
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:10,420
They stay with you.

748
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,070
And if you're wondering what's

749
00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,530
going on, why aren't you taking

750
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:15,880
full control of these guys?

751
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,440
Like you said, you're gonna.

752
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,720
Are you scared?

753
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,680
It's not that way at all.

754
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,230
We just want to fucking make a

755
00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:23,710
little bit of space between us

756
00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:24,400
and them.

757
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,060
Get started.

758
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:26,920
Get involved.

759
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:27,780
And get moving.

760
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,120
What about up here?

761
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:32,940
What about that?

762
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,680
I mean, we're speed running.

763
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,760
We're not going to fucking need

764
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,880
any of these wooden boards.

765
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,740
They say the screams never

766
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,200
leave you.

767
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,320
John Murphy, it's great.

768
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:43,640
It's...

769
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,360
Oh, fuck.

770
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,880
It's great that you're in tune

771
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,480
with that thinking as well.

772
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,460
Hopefully the screams have left

773
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:52,220
you and they're not still

774
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,100
haunting your every waking move

775
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,570
as we move into the fucking

776
00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:56,480
statue room.

777
00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:57,770
And we know that you need to

778
00:24:57,770 --> 00:24:59,240
stick a hand on that brick.

779
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,080
And it's the statue's left arm.

780
00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:03,540
It's a lovely little piece.

781
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,580
We've seen it before.

782
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,950
We know that it goes inside his

783
00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:06,640
arm socket.

784
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,580
Use it.

785
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,520
Don't abuse it.

786
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,540
And then what do we do?

787
00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:14,810
We have to put some jewel

788
00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:15,680
inside that.

789
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,290
We need to put a jewel inside

790
00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:18,100
his wrist.

791
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,430
Then that will release the Scepter

792
00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:21,240
of Damien,

793
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,930
which will then release a red

794
00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:26,780
jewel, ladies and gentlemen.

795
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,990
But we don't have the little

796
00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:31,000
piece.

797
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,770
But we do have a lovely reading

798
00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:34,400
series to contend with.

799
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,950
It's none other than the Raccoon

800
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:37,720
Magazine.

801
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,200
Art article.

802
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:41,300
The Red Stone.

803
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,290
The ruby that captivated Edward

804
00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:48,780
the Black Prince.

805
00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,280
The pearl that the Queen of the

806
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,500
Nile milked dry.

807
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,370
The diamond that led a Queen to

808
00:25:57,370 --> 00:25:58,980
the guillotine.

809
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,300
There is no end to the number

810
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,740
of tales related to the appeal

811
00:26:03,740 --> 00:26:04,880
of jewels.

812
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,650
This mysterious red stone is

813
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,540
simply the latest to sparkle

814
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,540
among them.

815
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,400
Like those other jewels, this

816
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,000
one's origin is unknown.

817
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,500
It's said that once adored, a

818
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,020
noble woman's jeweled box was

819
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,720
even dedicated to a wise king.

820
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,730
This fall, this stone, that's

821
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,800
long been shrouded in legend,

822
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,480
will be on display during

823
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,360
auction.

824
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:35,800
There are sure to be many eager

825
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,700
enthusiasts there.

826
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,290
But dear reader, one would do

827
00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:42,400
well to approach with care.

828
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,580
For devilry lies in beauty's

829
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:45,440
shadow.

830
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,970
This jewel turned caring nobles

831
00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:52,430
who loved their subjects into

832
00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:53,580
dashbats.

833
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,200
More terrible than Caligula.

834
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,080
And we have the tales to prove

835
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,920
it, you can't.

836
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,040
Serious.

837
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,710
It's precisely because the

838
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,380
jewels are bathed in blood.

839
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:07,920
That their luster stirs

840
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,620
something in the hearts of

841
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,160
people everywhere.

842
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:27,300
Oh, that's the end.

843
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,360
That's the end of that one.

844
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:31,790
And that's the reading series,

845
00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:32,740
part one.

846
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,550
Thank you very much to Raccoon

847
00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,080
Skin Cellar.

848
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:41,150
For that, and that's what,

849
00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:42,500
another key card.

850
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,380
Who the fuck, Colum Meister?

851
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,640
Thank you very much there.

852
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,790
Thank you very much for your

853
00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:50,400
tip there.

854
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,580
I was going to have a go at you.

855
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,950
Because I was so worked up over

856
00:27:53,950 --> 00:27:55,620
that reading series.

857
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,720
That you were the first.

858
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,440
You were the first person in

859
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,560
the crosshairs.

860
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,480
But you were, you, you.

861
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,860
Thanks for the tip.

862
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,160
Very, very kind of you.

863
00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:05,160
And I tell you what.

864
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,320
We've got a lovely locker key

865
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,000
card.

866
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,580
Which is going to return to us.

867
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,400
Some insane.

868
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,290
When you think about chat

869
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:13,060
topics on the net.

870
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,560
I, I predict.

871
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,440
Lydia Gillis.

872
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,700
Thank you very, very much.

873
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,480
Lydia Gillis.

874
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:18,940
You're going to think about the

875
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:19,220
hip-hop culture.

876
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,200
Love from Florida there.

877
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,780
Absolutely insane.

878
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,600
Thank you very much.

879
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:32,640
Thank you very much.

880
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,220
To everybody out there in

881
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,000
Florida.

882
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,840
A crazy destination.

883
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,340
You hear a lot of crazy stories

884
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,040
out there.

885
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,640
Wild lads.

886
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:42,860
And alligators as well.

887
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:45,240
And Lydia Gillis.

888
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,140
Thank you very much.

889
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,140
Lovely, lovely stuff.

890
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,760
We've done enough in here now.

891
00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:56,520
The other Jeff.

892
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:57,900
Thank you very much as well.

893
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,860
Very, very kind of you.

894
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,480
Come for the speed.

895
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,960
Stay for the run.

896
00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:02,600
Says Colin.

897
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,420
We're all here.

898
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,060
Woo!

899
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,100
I don't have.

900
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,350
We're going to have to wait

901
00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:11,830
until we get our replay button

902
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:12,620
sorted out.

903
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:14,140
Because something's fucking not

904
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,100
right about that.

905
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,300
I don't know how it's not

906
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:16,940
working.

907
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,020
But we need to get out of here.

908
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,120
We need to fuck off fast.

909
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,940
And there's a herb.

910
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:22,980
A lovely herb.

911
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:26,980
Beautiful stuff.

912
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,240
And then we can move throughout

913
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,440
the fire room.

914
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:32,920
This, this place is known as

915
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,420
the fire room.

916
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,460
We need to get out of here fast.

917
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,360
It's a waste of time.

918
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,000
It's going to fucking burn down.

919
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,240
Burn to the ground.

920
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,810
How does the whole building not

921
00:29:42,810 --> 00:29:44,080
burn down with a fire?

922
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,180
A raging fire that big.

923
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:47,480
And a helicopter.

924
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,680
Presumably full of gasoline.

925
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,670
Or whatever they use to turbo

926
00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:54,320
charge those helis.

927
00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,280
Those crazy little contraptions

928
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,100
in the sky.

929
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,750
You wouldn't get me in one of

930
00:29:58,750 --> 00:29:59,380
those.

931
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,460
For love.

932
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,240
For love.

933
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:03,660
Nor money.

934
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,640
Nor money, little dead man.

935
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,020
For love, nor money.

936
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:08,100
And I need.

937
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,500
Tell you what I need.

938
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,640
A replay button.

939
00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:11,720
I don't have it.

940
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,280
The replay button that I have,

941
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,540
unfortunately, is.

942
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:16,450
Or will I just fucking sort it

943
00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:18,500
out right here, right now?

944
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,280
It'll take me two.

945
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,680
It'll take me five minutes.

946
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,370
Well, did you like the recovery

947
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:25,180
from that one?

948
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,160
I'm kind of.

949
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,100
The thing is.

950
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:28,640
Now, fuck the replays.

951
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,390
Because what that is, is just

952
00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:32,070
me dwelling on the fact that I

953
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:32,940
got scared.

954
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,510
And right there, I just did a

955
00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:36,220
great recovery and just seeged

956
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:37,740
right into the next bit.

957
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,260
Maybe next time.

958
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:39,860
Maybe next time.

959
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,760
Let's just get involved with

960
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,260
this.

961
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,760
Let's just get involved with

962
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,180
this.

963
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,880
There's nothing bad about it.

964
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:49,390
Maybe there will be, you

965
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,960
fucking you.

966
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,830
Well, thank you very much there,

967
00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:54,040
Laura and Raccoon.

968
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,390
Thank you very much for the tip

969
00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:55,760
there.

970
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:57,940
What are Tommy's views on the

971
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,290
current state of Raccoon skin

972
00:31:00,290 --> 00:31:01,100
prices?

973
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,140
Nothing like the comfort of a

974
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,240
soft Raccoon skin jacket.

975
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:05,760
Tom.

976
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,600
We're the classic agnostic guys.

977
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:08,200
You know me.

978
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,160
I'm a classic Raccoon skin guy.

979
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,020
I actually gave it up because

980
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,160
of the...

981
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,590
I don't agree with the way they

982
00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:16,040
keep the Raccoons and then the

983
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,760
skinning of them and all that.

984
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:19,040
I just don't think you should

985
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,360
be doing that, to be honest.

986
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,440
But I used to love it.

987
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,380
Bit of 180, though.

988
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,220
Thanks for the tip.

989
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,120
And thank you very much, though.

990
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,470
Shout out to Shawnee Hefner

991
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,560
driving us to Dublin.

992
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,840
Head of our honeymoon to none

993
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,100
other than Japan tomorrow.

994
00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:39,300
Nothing bad about it.

995
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,700
Nothing bad about it at all.

996
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,400
Great that you're a...

997
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,160
Look at that, lad.

998
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,630
That is a real sad state of

999
00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:46,100
affairs right there.

1000
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:47,790
And we've got another lovely

1001
00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,740
little piece of a puzzle here.

1002
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,980
That's got a way out, a parking

1003
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:53,360
lot, an arrow.

1004
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,990
I think this is exactly the

1005
00:31:54,990 --> 00:31:56,360
same as Leon's run.

1006
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,460
I'm hoping it isn't.

1007
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,830
I was hoping for a completely

1008
00:31:58,830 --> 00:31:59,900
separate game here.

1009
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,450
But that is a real sad state of

1010
00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:05,940
affairs right there.

1011
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,420
And he needs to be...

1012
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:07,920
Whoa!

1013
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,500
How did he get like that?

1014
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,800
Do you know?

1015
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:12,560
Tom?

1016
00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:14,840
I don't know.

1017
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,750
It's not nice to lock the

1018
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:16,720
afflicted, though.

1019
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,460
You need to...

1020
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:19,500
You need to, uh...

1021
00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:22,280
You need to be kind.

1022
00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:23,120
Oh, no!

1023
00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:26,080
You gotta be cruel to be kind.

1024
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:27,460
Um...

1025
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,040
How did he get like that?

1026
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,040
Do you know?

1027
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,720
What the hell is up with you?

1028
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:33,300
Ha!

1029
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,280
And some great little asides.

1030
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,920
Cheesy, cheesy dialogue from

1031
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,840
Claire there.

1032
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,700
What is up with you, she said.

1033
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:40,100
Bastard!

1034
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,240
She called him a bastard there.

1035
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:44,560
How much pep has this guy got

1036
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,040
in his...

1037
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,820
Not step.

1038
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:47,920
He can't step anywhere.

1039
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,110
He has no legs, but he's got

1040
00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:49,580
grips.

1041
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,200
He can hand his way over floor.

1042
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,340
Move, move, move!

1043
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,840
Let's just see how much we can

1044
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,380
do with this guy before things

1045
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:00,620
turn to shit.

1046
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,160
He hasn't got the dexterity.

1047
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,200
He hasn't got the agility.

1048
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,350
He needs to rank up, but it's

1049
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,750
gonna be hard to rank up in

1050
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:08,900
that situation because he doesn't

1051
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,340
have bottom half.

1052
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,680
He's not gonna be able to...

1053
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,980
He's not afforded the

1054
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,510
privileges and the luxuries of

1055
00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:16,440
most people.

1056
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,270
But he still has a lot of fight

1057
00:33:18,270 --> 00:33:19,780
on him, as they say.

1058
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,480
It's not about the size of the

1059
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,700
dog in the fight.

1060
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:23,760
It's about the size of the

1061
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,480
fight in the dog.

1062
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,480
And right now, this cunt is...

1063
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,620
I'd say a dog would be a lot

1064
00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:31,320
harder than him.

1065
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,390
Even a terrier would take him

1066
00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,690
to bits because a terrier has

1067
00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:37,430
more power at this stage than

1068
00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:38,000
him.

1069
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:39,800
I'd be more worried about the

1070
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,280
bite, to be honest.

1071
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,310
How much that would incur

1072
00:33:43,310 --> 00:33:45,820
penalties upon my bloodstream

1073
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:48,240
and poison and all that kind of

1074
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,080
stuff.

1075
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,780
What we can see is that it's a

1076
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,040
sad state of affairs.

1077
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,420
And we can leave him there to

1078
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,940
roam and stalk the corridors of

1079
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:01,340
pain as we put a lovely lock of

1080
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:04,120
flame rounds into the pocket.

1081
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,910
How do those fit inside her

1082
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:06,780
pockets?

1083
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:07,420
Watch this.

1084
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:07,660
Look.

1085
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,020
Put there.

1086
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:11,020
But then nothing's happened.

1087
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,020
There's no bulge in the jacket

1088
00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:14,820
pockets or in the jeans.

1089
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:17,240
It's just magic.

1090
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:18,300
And look.

1091
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,380
Cleaning in progress.

1092
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:20,360
And there.

1093
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,780
What a sad scenario.

1094
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,950
He's actually turned around and

1095
00:34:22,950 --> 00:34:23,460
gone home.

1096
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:24,800
He started to go home.

1097
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,040
Now he's coming back.

1098
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,540
He thinks he's in with a chance.

1099
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:29,840
The only chance he's in with is

1100
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,120
a chance at the afterlife.

1101
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:33,900
If he annoys me too much.

1102
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,420
We'll leave him to stalk.

1103
00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:38,110
I don't know if stalking is an

1104
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:40,350
adjective that you can use for

1105
00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:43,050
someone who is clamoring around

1106
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:45,180
the corridors of pain.

1107
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,070
There's another blue herb and

1108
00:34:48,070 --> 00:34:51,070
the safe, cozy confines of this

1109
00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:53,990
save room here with the lovely

1110
00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:57,140
melodic ambient theme tune.

1111
00:34:57,260 --> 00:34:58,100
We'll put that key in there.

1112
00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,440
We'll put the flamers in there.

1113
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:00,940
We'll combine those.

1114
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,100
Combine harvester.

1115
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,180
That's nice.

1116
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:05,010
What we need is a bigger

1117
00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,060
capacity 45 round gun.

1118
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,810
Let's have a look inside these

1119
00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:09,380
units.

1120
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:10,720
Lovely units.

1121
00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:13,380
Wouldn't be Ikea level.

1122
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:14,990
But they would be kind of bog

1123
00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:15,820
standard.

1124
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:16,960
You know.

1125
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,560
Rack zone sort of stuff.

1126
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,640
High grade gunpowder.

1127
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:22,200
Nice.

1128
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,360
We'll put that in the pocket.

1129
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,420
Maybe into the box.

1130
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,900
A lovely sink.

1131
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,540
Submachine gun ammunition.

1132
00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:32,300
Ammunition box.

1133
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:33,720
Times 50.

1134
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,500
Right there.

1135
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,900
That goes into that.

1136
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,000
And a giant doctor's bag.

1137
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,100
I'm not going to play those

1138
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,900
games shooting these little raccoons.

1139
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,290
Because I just don't believe in

1140
00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:44,940
that.

1141
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,610
If that takes me out of the

1142
00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:48,700
whole Resident Evil sphere.

1143
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:49,020
That.

1144
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,120
That really does.

1145
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:50,980
That needs to be.

1146
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,900
They need to get rid of that.

1147
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,820
In the next installments.

1148
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:55,990
I think they add them in the

1149
00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:56,720
latest ones.

1150
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:57,820
Room 1.

1151
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,980
Electrical part.

1152
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,540
That's the shower room.

1153
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:03,620
And another.

1154
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,460
I was hoping.

1155
00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:05,350
I remember the first time

1156
00:36:05,350 --> 00:36:05,980
playing this.

1157
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:06,880
Five years ago.

1158
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,380
I was hoping.

1159
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,200
A corpse.

1160
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,060
Or a fucking.

1161
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,620
Reanimated corpse.

1162
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,960
Was going to burst out of that.

1163
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,920
Duffel bag there.

1164
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,060
The Damien Duffler.

1165
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,660
But it didn't happen.

1166
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,180
And we can save.

1167
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:18,980
We can put that.

1168
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,920
Other ancillary stuff.

1169
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:21,640
That we got.

1170
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,560
Into the box.

1171
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,480
We're not going to need it.

1172
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,300
Maybe the gun part.

1173
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:24,480
No.

1174
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,260
Stick that away.

1175
00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:26,760
Electrical part.

1176
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,140
The shower room.

1177
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:28,980
I just don't know when I'm

1178
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,780
going to use these.

1179
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,000
Oh fuck.

1180
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:33,500
Oh yeah.

1181
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,000
We'll keep them there.

1182
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:34,420
We'll keep them.

1183
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,620
And then we'll save it.

1184
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:46,480
And as we see here Tom.

1185
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,460
Things still not great.

1186
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:49,740
For this fella.

1187
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:50,740
On his arse.

1188
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,340
Well he's not there.

1189
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,000
He's gone back.

1190
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,260
He's gone back to the.

1191
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:57,540
The inner sanctum.

1192
00:36:58,220 --> 00:36:59,180
What you need to do.

1193
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:01,020
Maybe have you got a knife.

1194
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,950
Actually don't think I have a

1195
00:37:03,950 --> 00:37:04,420
knife.

1196
00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:06,500
It'd be great to just go.

1197
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,180
Slash.

1198
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:07,840
Slash.

1199
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:08,500
Slash.

1200
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:10,880
But it's not on.

1201
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,780
I don't have a knife.

1202
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:12,920
Unfortunately.

1203
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,500
Maybe I should have picked up

1204
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,000
those.

1205
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:17,520
Look at him there.

1206
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,320
He's gone to sleep.

1207
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:20,990
He's having a little snooze for

1208
00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:22,100
himself.

1209
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:23,120
Back off.

1210
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,080
Turn that up.

1211
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:32,500
Lovely stuff.

1212
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,740
He must have.

1213
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,860
Maybe he has like.

1214
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,740
A sore chest or something.

1215
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,760
Or you know.

1216
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,140
He has to sleep on his chest.

1217
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,330
Because he can't sleep on his

1218
00:37:42,330 --> 00:37:42,640
back.

1219
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:44,380
Because.

1220
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:45,680
You know.

1221
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:46,480
Of his problems.

1222
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,740
He has bad digestive problems.

1223
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,080
But that's not going to be good

1224
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,600
for his face Tom.

1225
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,640
It's not going to be great for

1226
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,540
his face.

1227
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:59,360
It's going to increase dryness.

1228
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,040
And wrinkles.

1229
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,100
And stuff like that.

1230
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:02,420
You know.

1231
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,680
You know.

1232
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,440
You need to maybe.

1233
00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:07,080
Mix it up on your side.

1234
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:07,860
Or on your back.

1235
00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:09,180
But sleeping face down.

1236
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,000
Can be bad for your face.

1237
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:11,860
We've read about it.

1238
00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,260
I don't know whether or not.

1239
00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:14,900
I don't know whether or not he's

1240
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:15,440
concerned about it.

1241
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:18,940
It sounds like he's sick.

1242
00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,200
He's getting sick as well when

1243
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,020
he's sleeping.

1244
00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:23,940
It's a nasty.

1245
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,440
Nasty scenario.

1246
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,740
Breathing in dust.

1247
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:27,500
Says Tommy.

1248
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,390
Which is another sad state of

1249
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:31,380
affairs.

1250
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,800
Sad effect of his method of

1251
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,700
sleep.

1252
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,700
Bed sores.

1253
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:38,000
Because he's worth it.

1254
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,410
I will not allow anyone to

1255
00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:45,840
steal my work on the G-Virus.

1256
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,940
Thank you very much there Byron.

1257
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:53,340
Lord Byron.

1258
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,340
It's just like.

1259
00:38:59,020 --> 00:38:59,020
It's just like.

1260
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:00,020
Every.

1261
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,140
Every.

1262
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:01,020
Exhalation.

1263
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,980
Is accompanied with some.

1264
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:03,940
The dripping.

1265
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,220
Globules.

1266
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:05,580
Of.

1267
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:06,740
Blood.

1268
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:07,680
Slash.

1269
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:08,700
Saliva.

1270
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:09,300
Slash.

1271
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,540
Plasma.

1272
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:15,840
I'd say this corridor down here

1273
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,520
leads to a locked door down the

1274
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,380
car parking garage.

1275
00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:25,130
I'm not really sure we're meant

1276
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,340
to be going down here this

1277
00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:30,200
early this stage of the game.

1278
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:30,960
But look at that.

1279
00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:32,680
The tension.

1280
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:33,480
The darkness.

1281
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,960
Now I remember this is a very

1282
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,200
dark game.

1283
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,310
You compare it with Resident

1284
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:40,760
Evil 4 remake.

1285
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,880
This takes the pace.

1286
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,140
And the biscuit.

1287
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:45,640
At the same time.

1288
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,820
I was correct.

1289
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,960
In my astute observation.

1290
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,620
That that wasn't going to be an

1291
00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:53,000
accessible passage.

1292
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:53,800
Or package.

1293
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,720
Whatever way you want to

1294
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,360
describe it.

1295
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,700
And what we will do is just.

1296
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:58,680
Backtrack.

1297
00:39:58,980 --> 00:39:59,380
Safely.

1298
00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:00,100
Soundly.

1299
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,460
Through our.

1300
00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:03,060
Little corridor.

1301
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,220
And your man has moved.

1302
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,180
Your man has moved.

1303
00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:06,380
A few inches.

1304
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,500
Over to the wall now.

1305
00:40:08,180 --> 00:40:09,080
Let's have a little look at the

1306
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:09,840
map there.

1307
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,320
And see exactly what the map.

1308
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,380
Let's make use of the map.

1309
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,470
The map screen is useful for

1310
00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:14,570
more than just your current

1311
00:40:14,570 --> 00:40:15,760
location surroundings.

1312
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,680
It can also show you any points

1313
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,520
of interest in items you have

1314
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,600
found but haven't picked up.

1315
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,380
Large caliber handgun ammo.

1316
00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:28,440
We missed that.

1317
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,060
We best go back and get that.

1318
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:31,850
I would really like some more

1319
00:40:31,850 --> 00:40:32,560
of that.

1320
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:33,940
Let's go back and get that.

1321
00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:34,920
And get the boards.

1322
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,310
And put the boards up on the

1323
00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:37,320
windows there.

1324
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,710
Just to increase the speed run

1325
00:40:40,710 --> 00:40:41,460
by seven.

1326
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:45,600
That's us.

1327
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,400
That's us as well.

1328
00:40:49,400 --> 00:41:03,240
Thank you very much there.

1329
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,700
Baby squid.

1330
00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:08,800
All these horribly mangled lads

1331
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,530
must remind Tommy of his bus

1332
00:41:10,530 --> 00:41:11,680
driving days.

1333
00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:12,120
Tom.

1334
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,240
You see a few fellas in a sorry

1335
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,740
old shit after Julian's or the

1336
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:20,520
N17 run back.

1337
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,020
Killed your ma back in the day.

1338
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,320
All right.

1339
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:26,200
And coincidentally, yeah, there

1340
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,400
was a fella who was just a top

1341
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,140
half.

1342
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,840
But he made it work.

1343
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:31,840
You know, he wasn't.

1344
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:32,780
He was off.

1345
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:33,580
He didn't drink.

1346
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:35,070
But he still went to this cause,

1347
00:41:35,070 --> 00:41:35,660
you know.

1348
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,840
And he had people there.

1349
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,160
People there to help him.

1350
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:41,180
So it does happen.

1351
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,380
It does happen.

1352
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,840
And he was a lovely fella.

1353
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:44,780
He really was.

1354
00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:47,480
We also know there are no...

1355
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,260
Thank you very much, Barney Teabag.

1356
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,260
Let's put those boards right up

1357
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:53,320
there and see what that does.

1358
00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:56,460
Not much.

1359
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,910
Barney Teabag, thank you very

1360
00:41:58,910 --> 00:41:59,620
much.

1361
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:00,660
They're very Teabag.

1362
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:01,520
What about this here?

1363
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,370
A lovely Slashington's World of

1364
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:06,240
Adventure knife.

1365
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,600
Brought to us.

1366
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,440
Brought to us.

1367
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,240
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1368
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:12,020
Brought to us.

1369
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,380
By Malthus.

1370
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:15,720
That idea that came from Malthus.

1371
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,780
That knife that came from Malthus.

1372
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,580
What about this?

1373
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,060
Ah.

1374
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,080
Fucking.

1375
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:23,760
Oh.

1376
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:24,920
He's turned around.

1377
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,990
He's got a little bit of pep in

1378
00:42:26,990 --> 00:42:28,320
his non-step.

1379
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,620
All we can do is go around.

1380
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,660
We'll go around you.

1381
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:32,320
We'll go around you.

1382
00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:33,360
We'll leave you there, Steve.

1383
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,640
We'll call him Steve for now.

1384
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:37,300
We'll call him Steve for now.

1385
00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,900
That idea that came from Malthus.

1386
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:42,840
Right.

1387
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:44,660
And that's a Chinese zombie.

1388
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:48,840
Seriously?

1389
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,500
Maybe we can dodge this lad.

1390
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,040
Dodge'ums.

1391
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,120
Yeah.

1392
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,800
Lovely bit of dodge'ums.

1393
00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,870
And what you're witnessing

1394
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,270
right here, right now, is pure

1395
00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:01,860
arsenal.

1396
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,160
Oh, no.

1397
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:03,580
Oh, fuck.

1398
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,230
Did I put the, uh, I put the

1399
00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:06,960
bolt cutters back in the bolt

1400
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,720
box, and that would be not good

1401
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,040
for me, who needs to open that

1402
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,280
bolted door over there.

1403
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,280
Let's...

1404
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,470
And now that means we might

1405
00:43:14,470 --> 00:43:15,780
have to fucking face Chinese

1406
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:16,320
zombie.

1407
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,020
No, we won't.

1408
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:17,900
He's pissed.

1409
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,800
Again, maybe they're not

1410
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,720
zombies at all.

1411
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,040
Maybe they are just pissed.

1412
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:26,400
Maybe.

1413
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,220
Just maybe.

1414
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,680
They're all on the piss.

1415
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:31,960
And that's...

1416
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,680
And that's...

1417
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,320
And that's the worst.

1418
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,400
I mean, when you think about it

1419
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,400
like that, that they are just

1420
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,650
completely an utterly shkater,

1421
00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,490
then it kind of makes it less

1422
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,260
scary.

1423
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:45,580
You just...

1424
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:46,510
It's still scary that they're

1425
00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:47,140
attacking you.

1426
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,710
Look, anybody attacking you and

1427
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:50,300
wanting to shnack on you, that's

1428
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,380
a scary situation.

1429
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:52,420
Not gonna lie.

1430
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,920
But, uh, this situation right

1431
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,110
here could be made better by

1432
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,840
just remembering.

1433
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,780
They're probably just pissed.

1434
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,720
Probably just pissed.

1435
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,120
And we'll save that again.

1436
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,390
That's not going to affect the

1437
00:44:07,390 --> 00:44:08,940
speedrun in any shape or format.

1438
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,320
And look, that was just a

1439
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,700
little trick I did there by

1440
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,450
leaving the bolt workers inside

1441
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:15,080
the box to return to them.

1442
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,360
Which triggers a brand new

1443
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,320
portal.

1444
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:20,620
Which you don't know about just

1445
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:21,120
yet.

1446
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,360
I got it.

1447
00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:25,560
I wonder if we get around him.

1448
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,380
Or do we have to lure the

1449
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:29,240
bastard out from here?

1450
00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:31,540
Let's do a bit of slashing.

1451
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,200
But it would be wrong to slash

1452
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,500
him face first.

1453
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,990
We need to go around the side

1454
00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,420
hatch and take...

1455
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:39,240
And take...

1456
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:42,260
Lay siege to his waist.

1457
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,760
With the knife.

1458
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:44,840
Combat knife.

1459
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,240
Got a lot of teeth on it.

1460
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,600
Very well serrated.

1461
00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,770
I wouldn't mind cutting a bit

1462
00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:55,720
of serrated knife.

1463
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,840
What about this?

1464
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,480
Give us enough...

1465
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,480
Bit of a wide berth there.

1466
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,560
And then look at this.

1467
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,100
I love to Claire go.

1468
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:09,600
And that is Claire B.

1469
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,840
Scenario right there.

1470
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:15,620
Claire Valentine.

1471
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:16,940
Lovely work.

1472
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:18,820
She has obviously done this

1473
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:19,600
before.

1474
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:24,820
She is a savage.

1475
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,540
We just need to get attacked

1476
00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:29,410
once more before I can utilize

1477
00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:30,400
my red herb.

1478
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,360
We don't have any stuff for

1479
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,460
that there.

1480
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,710
What we do have is these sensual

1481
00:45:35,710 --> 00:45:37,870
bolt cutters which will do the

1482
00:45:37,870 --> 00:45:39,500
God's honest work.

1483
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,120
Laying siege...

1484
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,500
To a door.

1485
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:47,340
Let's move away.

1486
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:49,940
We'll let this guy do his

1487
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:53,740
little fucking fandango there.

1488
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,420
Lovely stuff.

1489
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:57,630
He always stumbles the same

1490
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:58,100
point.

1491
00:45:58,540 --> 00:46:00,000
I've got your number, buddy.

1492
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,600
And it's not a good one.

1493
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,830
The same number you had years

1494
00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:03,180
ago.

1495
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,180
You need to change it.

1496
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,340
Everyone knows your number.

1497
00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:07,940
And look at the state of that.

1498
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:10,880
Have you ever seen the like?

1499
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,140
That guy looks like he's got a

1500
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:18,000
bit of a mouth ulcer.

1501
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:21,560
Bit of Bongella would be grand.

1502
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:25,280
Ah, no.

1503
00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:26,640
It's serious enough, actually.

1504
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:28,270
He needs to go to a fucking GP

1505
00:46:28,270 --> 00:46:28,820
soon.

1506
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,280
Maybe a fucking antibiotic or

1507
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,840
two, huh?

1508
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:36,340
Best lay off them, though,

1509
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,200
because, you know,

1510
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,220
you become immune to them after

1511
00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:40,920
a while.

1512
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,720
Yeah, you do.

1513
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:44,220
You do.

1514
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:44,620
You do.

1515
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,140
Thank you very much there,

1516
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:47,880
Captain Sack, for that tip.

1517
00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:52,420
Unfortunately, we don't have a

1518
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,120
board for this window.

1519
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,400
So this guy who has no schnout.

1520
00:46:57,060 --> 00:46:57,840
Maybe the blood comes from the

1521
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,080
schnout, actually.

1522
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,580
And, yeah.

1523
00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:02,760
I don't know how that.

1524
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,030
Maybe he sniffs his victims to

1525
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,060
death or something.

1526
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,180
Or he's fucking just gone.

1527
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:07,870
He's just worn the face off

1528
00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:09,810
himself by eating stuff, you

1529
00:47:09,810 --> 00:47:10,440
know?

1530
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,230
I never really stopped to

1531
00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:13,700
consider it, to be honest.

1532
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,950
But the schnozzle, which is no

1533
00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:17,560
longer there for him,

1534
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:19,310
has probably just been worn off

1535
00:47:19,310 --> 00:47:21,120
because he's just been going at

1536
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,520
fucking biological material

1537
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,040
like a dog.

1538
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,200
Like a dog in a trough.

1539
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,340
And he's just getting his face

1540
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,200
involved in it.

1541
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:32,810
The best thing for him right

1542
00:47:32,810 --> 00:47:34,840
now is for him to be cauterized.

1543
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,640
Neck up job.

1544
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,480
And I'm looking forward to

1545
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,540
hopefully gaining access to

1546
00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:43,400
some sort of flame-based

1547
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,390
weapon in the not-too-distant

1548
00:47:45,390 --> 00:47:46,180
future.

1549
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:48,980
Because it truly would make

1550
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:51,400
this journey a remarkably

1551
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,560
fantastic sojourn.

1552
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,520
But I don't think we're going

1553
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:54,980
to get one.

1554
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,020
I mean, you're probably not

1555
00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:57,500
going to get one until at least

1556
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,000
Umbrella Lab.

1557
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:00,960
At least Umbrella Lab.

1558
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,270
Unless you did the replay-throughs,

1559
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:03,090
which I was saying in the

1560
00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:03,700
beginning.

1561
00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:05,130
Maybe that's one of the reasons

1562
00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:06,400
to do a replay-through.

1563
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:08,860
Is to just attack the fucker

1564
00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:11,530
with some of the class-choice

1565
00:48:11,530 --> 00:48:12,420
weapons

1566
00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:14,200
that you get given from the off.

1567
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,170
Now, we've got a situation on

1568
00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:17,820
our hands.

1569
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,420
Cops and robbers.

1570
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,520
And that's a lovely bit of gunpowder.

1571
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:28,380
It's a shame that we're

1572
00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:30,030
actually maxing out our

1573
00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:31,520
inventory here.

1574
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,950
Mmm, fucking maybe leave it for

1575
00:48:33,950 --> 00:48:35,080
now, yeah?

1576
00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:36,440
Leave it for now.

1577
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,540
We'll put that on the back

1578
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,060
burner.

1579
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,500
Good thing is it's going to be

1580
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,540
stored on our map.

1581
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,710
Now, these two are going to

1582
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:42,240
come in.

1583
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,900
And that's the round handle.

1584
00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:50,640
Which we can potentially use.

1585
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,720
Potentially use up by the

1586
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,920
fireplace.

1587
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,980
I'm not sure.

1588
00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:57,260
I'm just guessing at the moment.

1589
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:00,900
Just guessing about that.

1590
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:08,750
Got a little bit spooked out of

1591
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,960
it there.

1592
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:14,280
Man on fire.

1593
00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:15,640
Denzel Washington.

1594
00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:18,160
And look, you can't...

1595
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,820
I was thinking that was a place

1596
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:22,520
that you could use your valve

1597
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,180
handle.

1598
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,300
It's not going to work, though.

1599
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,620
Statues left arm.

1600
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,780
Spade door.

1601
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:32,400
Okay, yeah.

1602
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:33,980
Let's fucking move.

1603
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,140
Absolute state of the gap.

1604
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:36,580
Right.

1605
00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:39,080
This place is a fucking kip.

1606
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,000
And really needs a tidying up.

1607
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,860
That's the least of our worries

1608
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,460
at the moment.

1609
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,780
The more pressing issue and...

1610
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:52,060
Burn it is concerned.

1611
00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:52,720
Oh, fuck.

1612
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:54,520
And let's do that knife.

1613
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:56,140
Straight into the chest.

1614
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,740
That's not going to keep on the

1615
00:49:58,740 --> 00:49:59,440
bay, though.

1616
00:49:59,540 --> 00:49:59,780
You know?

1617
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,200
And the Chinese zombie has

1618
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,700
managed to move inside this

1619
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,200
room.

1620
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,340
I didn't know they could go

1621
00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:05,700
from room to room like that.

1622
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,160
But they have gained that

1623
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,500
ability, it seems.

1624
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:13,370
And this is where we put our

1625
00:50:13,370 --> 00:50:14,900
fucking yoke that we left in

1626
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:15,600
the box.

1627
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:18,600
Christ.

1628
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:19,560
And they're going to come

1629
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,520
through that door now in a

1630
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,020
second.

1631
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,180
Any moment now.

1632
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,600
We left that...

1633
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,980
Yeah, we left the knife in that

1634
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,620
fella, but we can get one again.

1635
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,620
We have no point in getting

1636
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:30,280
those boards.

1637
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,040
Let's combine those.

1638
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,430
Is there anything that I need

1639
00:50:41,430 --> 00:50:43,750
down here before heading back

1640
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,140
to Chaos Town?

1641
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,220
Put the lights on there.

1642
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,260
Guy on the floor.

1643
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,400
More weaponry.

1644
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,000
More bullets.

1645
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Really doing well stacking

1646
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,160
these bullets here.

1647
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:53,940
We'll save them.

1648
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:55,990
Somebody was telling me they're

1649
00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:56,940
the...

1650
00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,990
In the five-year-ago

1651
00:50:58,990 --> 00:51:00,240
playthrough,

1652
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:01,840
the liquors don't come and get

1653
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,220
you if you move slowly.

1654
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,140
I just didn't believe them.

1655
00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:05,940
I remember...

1656
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:09,280
saying that's bullshit.

1657
00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,840
I just didn't have the balls...

1658
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,320
to stand around those guys

1659
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,500
without taking control and

1660
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,580
ending their worldview.

1661
00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:21,000
And there we have aid spray.

1662
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:23,280
Which is great news.

1663
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:33,680
You very much copied.

1664
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,560
Very, very kindly.

1665
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,080
Can you please give a shot...

1666
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,080
To Uncle P!

1667
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:40,680
What the hell?

1668
00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:46,180
Hopefully he doesn't...

1669
00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:46,960
Do you know if I...

1670
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,380
If I leave him, right?

1671
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:49,810
I put three or four bullets

1672
00:51:49,810 --> 00:51:50,840
into the fucker.

1673
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:53,230
If he comes back up, which he's

1674
00:51:53,230 --> 00:51:54,060
gonna...

1675
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,580
Will he be...

1676
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:55,580
Will he be...

1677
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,580
Will he be...

1678
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,880
You know, a one-bullet, two-bullet

1679
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:00,600
kill?

1680
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,350
A one-two-three-bullet kill in

1681
00:52:02,350 --> 00:52:03,990
the next time I fucking face

1682
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:04,360
him?

1683
00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:06,080
Or will he have regenerated

1684
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,880
health so much so that I have

1685
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,580
to put a full amount of rounds

1686
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:10,420
into him?

1687
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,060
Do you know that?

1688
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,580
The damage persists!

1689
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:16,440
Says Nigel.

1690
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:19,260
Making plans for Nigel.

1691
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,180
Thank you very much.

1692
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,900
As I take...

1693
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:24,400
The third and final swig...

1694
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,500
Of this caffeinated beverage,

1695
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,200
which has now gone cold.

1696
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,400
You can tell because...

1697
00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:32,580
The light bulb has ceased to be

1698
00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:33,340
green.

1699
00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:35,110
You can still see the outline

1700
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,060
of it there.

1701
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,580
The bottom of that cup needs a

1702
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:42,400
wash, you know?

1703
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:43,680
I just...

1704
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,960
Forget about the bottom, you

1705
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:46,580
know?

1706
00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:47,640
I'm always just scrubbing the

1707
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,580
inside and the...

1708
00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:49,360
Forget it.

1709
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,420
I just keep going.

1710
00:52:51,140 --> 00:52:51,860
But, uh...

1711
00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:53,140
Yeah, the damage persists.

1712
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,240
That's great news.

1713
00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:56,180
Because we don't want to...

1714
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:59,680
Have to deal with a fully-fledged...

1715
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,400
Regenerated...

1716
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,660
Re-emerged...

1717
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:03,400
Re-engaged zombie.

1718
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,000
Re-engaged zombie.

1719
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:07,260
And this brings us right back

1720
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:09,200
round to here.

1721
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,060
Perfect stuff.

1722
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,360
Let's go back to our box.

1723
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:13,840
Here.

1724
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:15,840
We've taken care of the slider...

1725
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,700
Inside here.

1726
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:17,800
Or have we?

1727
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,580
No way is he back to life again.

1728
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:21,780
Thank God.

1729
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:23,870
Thought I saw a twitch there,

1730
00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:24,700
you know?

1731
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:26,900
Mic a little up, please.

1732
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,280
Is the mic too low?

1733
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,560
Turn that up.

1734
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:31,700
1, 2, 3, 4.

1735
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,940
1, 2, 3, 4.

1736
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,320
5, 9, 6.

1737
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,300
It's hitting the red.

1738
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,320
But I don't think that's...

1739
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,220
Too much of a pain in the arse.

1740
00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:42,940
I'm not sure.

1741
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:48,180
Have a look there.

1742
00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:49,920
I thought I'll monitor only.

1743
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,420
It would be jarring to hear the

1744
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:52,900
sound of myself as I'm trying

1745
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,060
to fucking...

1746
00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:55,870
Talk my way out of the

1747
00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:57,200
situation.

1748
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,860
Okay, so we put the aid spray

1749
00:53:58,860 --> 00:53:59,520
in there.

1750
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,880
Stick that mega herb...

1751
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,280
Put the miniature herb in there.

1752
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,680
Put the bolt cutters away just

1753
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,180
for now.

1754
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,840
Maybe put that away as well.

1755
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,940
Put the valve handle...

1756
00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:08,540
Put the valve handle...

1757
00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:09,860
I don't fucking take the...

1758
00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:10,440
Take the...

1759
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,940
Take the bolt cutters...

1760
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:12,740
No, you need the...

1761
00:54:12,740 --> 00:54:13,720
You need the electrical parts.

1762
00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:14,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1763
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,330
Put the valve handle in there

1764
00:54:15,330 --> 00:54:15,840
as well.

1765
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,230
Look, there'll be another box

1766
00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:18,320
somewhere nearby where we need

1767
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,360
to use that valve handle at

1768
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,080
some stage.

1769
00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:24,260
That's the truth right there.

1770
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:30,260
Soft dulcet tone says U2s.

1771
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,740
That thing by Malthus.

1772
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:34,780
That idea that came from Malthus.

1773
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:36,970
That comment in the chat box

1774
00:54:36,970 --> 00:54:38,860
that came from U2s.

1775
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,100
That idea that came from Malthus.

1776
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:44,070
A brand new, absolutely fresh

1777
00:54:44,070 --> 00:54:46,660
out the box, audio clip.

1778
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,510
I wrote an absolutely hammer

1779
00:54:48,510 --> 00:54:50,060
time and time again.

1780
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:50,860
It's going to get annoying.

1781
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,420
It's going to get very, very

1782
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:53,380
distracting.

1783
00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,220
It's going to put people up.

1784
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,860
Tease the door.

1785
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,220
See what kind of...

1786
00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:05,680
Stir that makes.

1787
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,040
That's grand.

1788
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,060
We'll let him do what he wants.

1789
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,340
Take the gun as powder as well.

1790
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,460
Dead idea.

1791
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:20,220
Dead idea that came from Malthus.

1792
00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:23,720
Collected hallway on it.

1793
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,220
I thought it said...

1794
00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:26,520
Shower room.

1795
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,220
And already...

1796
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,220
The main hallway...

1797
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:33,000
Usually a safe den.

1798
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,220
A safe little door.

1799
00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:34,980
Is anybody here?

1800
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,530
Unfortunately has been overrun

1801
00:55:36,530 --> 00:55:37,200
by...

1802
00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:38,940
Bad, bad eggs.

1803
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:39,700
And we've got...

1804
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:41,580
Sensual hip pouch.

1805
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:44,080
To add to the proceedings.

1806
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:46,080
Speedrun is going remarkably

1807
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:46,580
well.

1808
00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:47,360
Now...

1809
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:51,200
We've got a big guy from...

1810
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,850
Looks like he'd be in a fucking

1811
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,520
Michael Jackson movie called

1812
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,200
Moonwalker or something.

1813
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,960
Bet he's not part of the rescue

1814
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,580
squad.

1815
00:55:58,580 --> 00:55:59,420
The rescue squad.

1816
00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:00,900
And that's a hilarious comment

1817
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:01,700
from Claire.

1818
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:02,890
No typewriter in the main

1819
00:56:02,890 --> 00:56:03,840
highway though.

1820
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:04,920
Things have moved.

1821
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,000
Things have changed around here.

1822
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,980
There's a can of Lynx Africa

1823
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:13,180
right there.

1824
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:15,700
Not really.

1825
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,920
It's just an AIDS spree.

1826
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,840
That's great stuff.

1827
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:22,240
Notebook.

1828
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,040
Missing page.

1829
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,450
We can combine our missing page

1830
00:56:24,450 --> 00:56:25,540
with that notebook.

1831
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:27,140
Possibly.

1832
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:27,660
Maybe.

1833
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,980
And we need to...

1834
00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:30,750
Find our little jewel medallions

1835
00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:31,640
or whatever.

1836
00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:33,020
Find the medallions.

1837
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:44,160
What's the story?

1838
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:47,320
Arnie van Schlachthauser III.

1839
00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:48,700
Esquire.

1840
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,580
Thank you very much.

1841
00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:51,730
Can you wish Evan Healy happy

1842
00:56:51,730 --> 00:56:53,460
30th birthday?

1843
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,400
Hope you're getting on well and

1844
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,640
you're having a great 30th.

1845
00:56:57,980 --> 00:56:59,830
What an absolute scum unit that

1846
00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:01,040
lady is there.

1847
00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:03,490
Yeah, so we've got a little

1848
00:57:03,490 --> 00:57:04,060
booklet.

1849
00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:05,230
That'll tell us exactly what we

1850
00:57:05,230 --> 00:57:06,370
need to know about this little

1851
00:57:06,370 --> 00:57:07,420
situation right here.

1852
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,340
We go to R1.

1853
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,060
Look at our thing.

1854
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:11,120
That's the goddess statue, okay?

1855
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:12,050
If you want to fucking get

1856
00:57:12,050 --> 00:57:13,030
involved with the goddess

1857
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:13,740
statue, yeah?

1858
00:57:13,980 --> 00:57:15,060
You need a ram's head.

1859
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,220
You need a little harp.

1860
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,300
And then you need a bird.

1861
00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:20,300
It's not a goddess though.

1862
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:21,380
It's a lion, Pat.

1863
00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:22,820
And I ain't lying when I say

1864
00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:24,580
the fucking page is missing.

1865
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,820
But sure, we have a scrap.

1866
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:27,320
A lovely little scrap.

1867
00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:28,940
Which doesn't show us.

1868
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,340
Does not show us.

1869
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:32,540
The information we need.

1870
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,810
In order to fucking get this

1871
00:57:33,810 --> 00:57:34,900
little thing going.

1872
00:57:35,420 --> 00:57:36,500
I'm just jigging around there.

1873
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:37,340
Because I need to go to the

1874
00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:37,820
bathroom.

1875
00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:39,260
I took on a lot of fluids there.

1876
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,280
I'll be back in one moment,

1877
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:40,640
guys.

1878
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,700
Sorry about this.

1879
00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:42,940
We'll be back in a moment there,

1880
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:43,320
guys.

1881
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,540
Sorry about this.

1882
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,080
Maltus.

1883
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,480
I'm your Chinese robot man.

1884
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,340
Look at this.

1885
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:50,980
Whoa.

1886
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,580
Crazy bit of business.

1887
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,840
Look at this lad.

1888
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:55,220
Would you let this fella into

1889
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:55,920
your gaff?

1890
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,060
I'm your little robot man.

1891
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,580
Look at the little movement on

1892
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:00,960
it as it ushers the lady over

1893
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,140
to the living room.

1894
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,640
Feel the dream.

1895
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,120
Arizona.

1896
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,640
Tasty Italian pizza made.

1897
00:58:08,100 --> 00:58:09,260
The heart of Japan.

1898
00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:11,780
Look at my mechanized arms.

1899
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:14,360
See how they shine.

1900
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,300
Have you any more robots there?

1901
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,940
I can move any way you want.

1902
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:19,720
Crack.

1903
00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:21,400
That's not gonna stop this guy

1904
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,810
because it's basically a

1905
00:58:22,810 --> 00:58:24,200
massive heavy ball.

1906
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,320
A consort of robot wolves.

1907
00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:31,020
They can climb up stairs very

1908
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:31,620
easily.

1909
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:31,920
Down.

1910
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:32,680
For sure.

1911
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,280
Down.

1912
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:34,830
Is Tommy worried that NATO

1913
00:58:34,830 --> 00:58:36,680
might outsource his job to some

1914
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,960
robot dogs, Tom?

1915
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,210
How to get a robot job to do a

1916
00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:42,660
man's work in this world?

1917
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,600
How to get a robot job to do a

1918
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,780
man's work in this world?

1919
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,440
How are you getting on now?

1920
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:50,900
Are you back?

1921
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:52,760
I am indeed.

1922
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,020
And I can see I'm not happy

1923
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,660
with the levels of the voice.

1924
00:58:55,780 --> 00:58:57,580
Even though I turned it up

1925
00:58:57,580 --> 00:58:59,510
because the auditory analyzers

1926
00:58:59,510 --> 00:59:01,840
were saying that it was too low.

1927
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,040
But then when I look at it, it's

1928
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:03,640
hitting the red.

1929
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:04,520
It's probably peaking.

1930
00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:05,740
It probably sounds terrible,

1931
00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:05,980
Tom.

1932
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,640
Well, when I talk, I think it's

1933
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,400
hitting red as well.

1934
00:59:10,940 --> 00:59:11,990
Tommy's voice may be too loud

1935
00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:13,780
per chance, question mark.

1936
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,780
Thank you very much for the tip.

1937
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:16,560
Tits.

1938
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,400
Very, very kind of you.

1939
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,880
And it sounds okay.

1940
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:21,440
Great stuff.

1941
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,700
It was too low compared to the

1942
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:23,360
game, I see.

1943
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,040
Sounds fine.

1944
00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:24,600
Great stuff.

1945
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,060
Great stuff.

1946
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:25,460
Great stuff.

1947
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,000
Great stuff.

1948
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:27,480
Is this a bad thing for kids to

1949
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,850
be playing this or is there a

1950
00:59:28,850 --> 00:59:29,860
good side to it?

1951
00:59:30,060 --> 00:59:31,700
Is there a good side to it?

1952
00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:32,360
That's the thing.

1953
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,060
That's the question.

1954
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,160
The burning question.

1955
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,910
Now, the little lion with his

1956
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:36,580
shield.

1957
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,760
We have a scrap of paper.

1958
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:41,120
Notebook with missing page.

1959
00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:46,220
There isn't on that scrap paper

1960
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:47,900
an indication of the little

1961
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:48,980
combination.

1962
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,580
So how do we deal with this?

1963
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,850
We're going to have to fucking

1964
00:59:53,850 --> 00:59:56,480
use some sort of, I don't know,

1965
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:57,940
cleaning material on the paper.

1966
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,900
How do you clean blood off of a

1967
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:00,700
scrap paper?

1968
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,440
This didn't happen with Leon.

1969
01:00:02,580 --> 01:00:05,080
We've got a different scenario.

1970
01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:06,060
It's like we're playing a

1971
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,620
different fucking scenario even.

1972
01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:13,940
But look, it spices it up.

1973
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,180
It keeps the show on the road.

1974
01:00:15,260 --> 01:00:16,140
It keeps things moving.

1975
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:19,890
I haven't even laid siege to

1976
01:00:19,890 --> 01:00:23,200
any zombosis just yet.

1977
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:25,960
No, that's up.

1978
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,300
Leon has done the gods honest

1979
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,750
already with this stuff, so we

1980
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:29,920
just need to move on.

1981
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,480
Put you in there.

1982
01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:35,400
We're stacking loads of

1983
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,600
equipment.

1984
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,720
I'm just feeling really good.

1985
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,890
I mean, obviously it's speed

1986
01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:40,400
running.

1987
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,600
I'm doing it really fast the

1988
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,080
way it was meant to be speeded.

1989
01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:44,240
But we could.

1990
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,460
Oh, there we go.

1991
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:46,400
Did you see it?

1992
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:47,780
There he is.

1993
01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:49,260
The man himself.

1994
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,120
Jerry Springer.

1995
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:55,300
Who is no longer with us, I

1996
01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:56,860
think.

1997
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,220
I'm finding it hard to keep

1998
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:01,400
track of people who are no

1999
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,980
longer with us these days.

2000
01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:04,750
And it just seems to become a

2001
01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:06,880
lot more apparent that whenever

2002
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,670
I say the name of a celebrity

2003
01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:10,530
or someone that just comes out

2004
01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:12,360
of nowhere whilst playing a

2005
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,100
game.

2006
01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:15,890
A lot of the people seemingly

2007
01:01:15,890 --> 01:01:18,600
are increasingly leaving us.

2008
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,040
And it's a shame, Tom.

2009
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,560
It really is a shame.

2010
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:26,960
But that's what happens.

2011
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,380
Just be glad that you didn't

2012
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:29,980
get fucking gonzoed with a nine

2013
01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:31,650
millimeter parabellum or even a

2014
01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:33,350
45 round to the school because

2015
01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:34,990
you'd contracted some sort of

2016
01:01:34,990 --> 01:01:36,660
flesh eating virus which turned

2017
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:37,760
into a zombie.

2018
01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:40,100
Now, stay awake.

2019
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,560
Stay focused.

2020
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,200
It's liquor time.

2021
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:45,460
And this guy probably went to

2022
01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:47,710
the liquor store a little bit

2023
01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:49,280
too much, maybe.

2024
01:01:51,820 --> 01:01:53,080
Because he's pissed.

2025
01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:55,720
And Dara Dermody, thank you

2026
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,520
very much for the tip there.

2027
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,710
Could you explain the whole

2028
01:02:00,710 --> 01:02:03,290
Leon Claire A.B. scenario

2029
01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:05,260
structure of the game?

2030
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,460
I'm so confused.

2031
01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:07,470
Well, I've got to tell you

2032
01:02:07,470 --> 01:02:08,060
something.

2033
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:09,680
I don't understand it at all.

2034
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:10,780
Okay?

2035
01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:12,380
There's two scenarios to the

2036
01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:13,100
same game.

2037
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,780
It's a fucking double-headed

2038
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:15,380
Hydra.

2039
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:15,860
Okay?

2040
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:17,880
But you must remember.

2041
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,340
The only thing that's different

2042
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:20,580
is the price of the food.

2043
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,860
And try it sometime.

2044
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:24,780
And the other thing I want to

2045
01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:25,320
tell you is.

2046
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:28,540
It came out around 98.

2047
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,460
And you got two discs.

2048
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,460
It was the same game.

2049
01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:34,920
Two discs.

2050
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:35,980
Two different stories.

2051
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,470
Focused around the same

2052
01:02:37,470 --> 01:02:38,040
building.

2053
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,960
I believe they had intended it

2054
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,460
for that to be the case.

2055
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:46,150
Although 700 megabytes was the

2056
01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:48,480
maximum capacity on a CD-ROM.

2057
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:50,720
At that time.

2058
01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:50,780
At that time.

2059
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:54,380
The two scenarios exceeded that

2060
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:55,480
limit.

2061
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:57,440
The data contained within.

2062
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:58,810
And therefore you had to have

2063
01:02:58,810 --> 01:02:59,500
two discs.

2064
01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:00,660
I thought it was very, very

2065
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:01,060
cool.

2066
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:01,920
For some reason.

2067
01:03:02,620 --> 01:03:06,190
I chose Claire to do the first

2068
01:03:06,190 --> 01:03:09,480
scenario back in the day.

2069
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:10,020
And then Leon.

2070
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:10,920
But in these plays.

2071
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,920
In this playthrough.

2072
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:13,400
Or indeed the last playthrough

2073
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,240
on the stream.

2074
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,080
I always go with Leon first.

2075
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:16,740
And then Claire second.

2076
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,680
I don't know why.

2077
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,620
I don't know why.

2078
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,420
But there is some.

2079
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:20,700
Rubbish.

2080
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,830
Full motion video clips coming

2081
01:03:22,830 --> 01:03:23,280
up.

2082
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:26,230
Would you call that full motion

2083
01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:27,340
video when it goes into.

2084
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,040
The cut scenes.

2085
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:30,900
Or is full motion video only

2086
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:32,100
attributed to.

2087
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,160
You know.

2088
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:33,720
Kind of.

2089
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,480
Video of like humans and shit.

2090
01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:38,220
Like real.

2091
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,380
Real life stuff.

2092
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,360
I don't know.

2093
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,280
I don't think so.

2094
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:44,300
Because in the PlayStation

2095
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:44,840
magazines.

2096
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,480
Back in the day.

2097
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,280
Which I used to buy.

2098
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,180
They would say.

2099
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:49,900
You know.

2100
01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:50,460
Now.

2101
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,580
After you've done that.

2102
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,180
There'll be an FMV sequence.

2103
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:53,700
And.

2104
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:54,800
That would mean.

2105
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:55,930
That you've just got a cut

2106
01:03:55,930 --> 01:03:56,360
scene.

2107
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,080
All videos full motion.

2108
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:01,100
Or it's a photograph.

2109
01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:02,640
And that's Conrad.

2110
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:05,060
With some impressionable news.

2111
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,440
They're real time cut scenes

2112
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,060
now.

2113
01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:09,580
Rendered live by the PC.

2114
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:11,620
They're real time cut scenes.

2115
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:12,980
Maybe that's what they used to

2116
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:13,320
call.

2117
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:14,100
Machinima.

2118
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,300
Is that what that is?

2119
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:16,340
But.

2120
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,100
Was Metal Gear solid?

2121
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:19,960
Real time cut.

2122
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:20,140
No.

2123
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:20,700
It wasn't.

2124
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:21,300
It wasn't.

2125
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:21,620
Well.

2126
01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:22,340
Some of them were.

2127
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,660
Some of them were.

2128
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:24,460
And then some of it.

2129
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:25,760
And then some of it was video.

2130
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:28,660
But Tomb Raider.

2131
01:04:28,860 --> 01:04:29,260
Wasn't.

2132
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,580
The little clips in between the

2133
01:04:30,580 --> 01:04:31,700
levels in Tomb Raider.

2134
01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:32,860
Was video.

2135
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:33,180
Right?

2136
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,020
There was no in-game engine

2137
01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:35,680
there.

2138
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:36,960
And then.

2139
01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:37,960
Tomb Raider 3.

2140
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:38,720
Or.

2141
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,600
Tomb Raider 4.

2142
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,420
The fucking Egypt one.

2143
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:43,660
Where she goes back to Egypt.

2144
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,370
The intro sequence was used

2145
01:04:45,370 --> 01:04:47,480
with the in-game engine there.

2146
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,660
Final Fantasy wasn't.

2147
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,760
Just get me answers and fast.

2148
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:58,040
Yeah?

2149
01:04:58,560 --> 01:04:59,460
And play the fucking game.

2150
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:00,340
The good thing is we paused

2151
01:05:00,340 --> 01:05:00,840
that there.

2152
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,280
So the speed run is still

2153
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:02,980
intact.

2154
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,180
In a lovely, lovely way.

2155
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,060
Just before we move on here.

2156
01:05:07,580 --> 01:05:09,140
I'm going to try and attempt.

2157
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,180
To go past this guy without him

2158
01:05:11,180 --> 01:05:12,380
attacking me.

2159
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:13,660
See?

2160
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:13,720
See?

2161
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:14,540
See?

2162
01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:15,360
See the throat again there.

2163
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,040
See?

2164
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,040
To wet the whistle there.

2165
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:26,940
Ah.

2166
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,000
Just to get past this guy.

2167
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,320
Is it a case of just being slow?

2168
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:36,720
Or what?

2169
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,580
I don't want him to attack.

2170
01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:42,430
I want to be able to just go

2171
01:05:42,430 --> 01:05:44,010
past without incurring any

2172
01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:45,640
damage whatsoever.

2173
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,200
So if there's anybody who knows

2174
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,880
exactly what's going on here.

2175
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,810
I'm very surprised that the

2176
01:05:52,810 --> 01:05:55,580
stalwarts of the Resident Evil

2177
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:56,580
series.

2178
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,440
Flood and Rogers.

2179
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,040
That old dynamic duo.

2180
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,480
Have not made themselves

2181
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,060
present at the moment.

2182
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:07,940
But maybe that's.

2183
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,330
Maybe they've got other things

2184
01:06:09,330 --> 01:06:10,160
to do nowadays.

2185
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:11,460
Maybe life has moved on for

2186
01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:12,260
some people.

2187
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:13,770
And it's just not their bag

2188
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:14,700
anymore this.

2189
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:15,860
Which is a shame.

2190
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,570
Parastroika says you can try

2191
01:06:20,570 --> 01:06:21,460
walking.

2192
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,470
But I think there's another

2193
01:06:22,470 --> 01:06:23,280
zombie after you.

2194
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,170
That's not going to fucking

2195
01:06:25,170 --> 01:06:26,460
work out for me.

2196
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:27,400
I don't think.

2197
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,900
Just go slow and steady.

2198
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:32,480
Okay.

2199
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:33,580
So slow and steady wins the

2200
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:33,940
race.

2201
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,620
Except when there's another

2202
01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:37,320
zombie around the corner.

2203
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:38,910
Then that's going to provoke me

2204
01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:40,320
into making some moves.

2205
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:42,560
That's going to then alert.

2206
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,520
Lick job 5000.

2207
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,800
Beyond the Thunderdrome.

2208
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,000
His new name.

2209
01:06:58,700 --> 01:06:56,940
I don't have a key for that

2210
01:06:56,940 --> 01:07:00,960
door there.

2211
01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:02,940
So just run past him.

2212
01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:07,260
What if I go really.

2213
01:07:07,580 --> 01:07:08,740
Go really slowly.

2214
01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:09,980
Look at that tongue on him.

2215
01:07:10,780 --> 01:07:11,180
That's.

2216
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:12,700
Insane that.

2217
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,000
I never hung around to really

2218
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,380
take that in before.

2219
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:16,740
You know.

2220
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:21,100
And now I'm moving.

2221
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:21,820
Now I'm moving.

2222
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:22,820
Because I got spooked.

2223
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:23,380
Oh.

2224
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,440
He's fast.

2225
01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:24,960
He's nippy.

2226
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,120
And he doesn't like people.

2227
01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:29,380
He needs to.

2228
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:29,780
Oh.

2229
01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,510
He needs to be locked inside a

2230
01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:32,060
cage.

2231
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:32,520
I can't.

2232
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:37,920
Hopefully he doesn't come

2233
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:38,460
through here.

2234
01:07:39,860 --> 01:07:40,140
Oh.

2235
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:41,840
He can't.

2236
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,640
He can't use doors.

2237
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,860
Which is great news.

2238
01:07:52,340 --> 01:07:52,700
Unfortunately.

2239
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,090
He managed to get a dig in

2240
01:07:54,090 --> 01:07:54,660
there.

2241
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:56,440
But very fortunate that he didn't

2242
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,420
fucking kill me.

2243
01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,180
The record.

2244
01:07:58,620 --> 01:07:59,420
Of events.

2245
01:07:59,620 --> 01:07:59,920
Is here.

2246
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:00,500
September.

2247
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,160
25th.

2248
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:03,920
We are turning the station into

2249
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,340
a temporary shelter.

2250
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:06,620
Due to the massive sudden

2251
01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:07,320
outbreak.

2252
01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:08,840
All police personnel have been

2253
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,280
instructed to make the safety

2254
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,550
of the citizens their top

2255
01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:12,280
priority.

2256
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,400
As we try to accommodate as

2257
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,700
many of them as possible.

2258
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:22,260
Number 25th.

2259
01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:23,260
Addendum.

2260
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:28,060
One of the refugees attacked us

2261
01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:32,580
in the middle of the night.

2262
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:33,620
Controversial.

2263
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,180
Resulting in the death.

2264
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:36,440
Of one officer.

2265
01:08:36,940 --> 01:08:38,220
And injuring three others.

2266
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,370
The person in question was

2267
01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:42,380
quickly restrained.

2268
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,040
We believe.

2269
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,620
This was simply a case of

2270
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:47,800
someone snapping under intense

2271
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,520
stress.

2272
01:08:50,520 --> 01:09:05,120
September 26th.

2273
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,800
A mob attacked the station

2274
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,160
today.

2275
01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:11,840
Resulting in a number of

2276
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,000
casualties.

2277
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:14,810
Few survivors were in to make

2278
01:09:14,810 --> 01:09:16,790
it safely behind the emergency

2279
01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:17,680
shutters.

2280
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,260
But surrounded as we were.

2281
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,180
It'll be hard for us to any.

2282
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:22,220
Oh fuck.

2283
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,240
But surrounded as we were.

2284
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,010
It'll be hard for any of us to

2285
01:09:39,010 --> 01:09:41,280
escape this place.

2286
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,950
We're not sure we can fix any

2287
01:09:44,950 --> 01:09:46,520
of our comm equipment.

2288
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,580
So we remain cut off from the

2289
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:50,000
outside world.

2290
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,300
There was another clash.

2291
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,730
On the west side of the station

2292
01:10:02,730 --> 01:10:04,180
around 1pm.

2293
01:10:07,820 --> 01:10:10,850
Twelve people died and there is

2294
01:10:10,850 --> 01:10:14,030
only a handful of survivors

2295
01:10:14,030 --> 01:10:14,940
left.

2296
01:10:15,940 --> 01:10:19,370
Everything is falling into disarray

2297
01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:20,380
here.

2298
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:24,500
I like that last line, I might

2299
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,880
do that again.

2300
01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:33,770
Everything is falling into disarray

2301
01:10:33,770 --> 01:10:35,360
here.

2302
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:42,360
Everything is falling into disarray.

2303
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,080
Sincerely, David Ford, ladies

2304
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,480
and gentlemen.

2305
01:10:47,860 --> 01:10:50,260
Harrison Ford's lesser known,

2306
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:54,460
lesser talented younger brother,

2307
01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:56,200
David Ford.

2308
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:00,790
And we've got police station,

2309
01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:04,580
first floor map, Tom.

2310
01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,970
Wonderful stuff. It's great to

2311
01:11:06,970 --> 01:11:09,540
have another map to add to your

2312
01:11:09,540 --> 01:11:10,780
collection of maps.

2313
01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:12,410
And look, you can press a

2314
01:11:12,410 --> 01:11:14,340
button to view the map as well.

2315
01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:16,720
It's maptastic stuff.

2316
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,160
Why is that, that button?

2317
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:21,480
It's maptastic stuff.

2318
01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:22,660
And you, you love your maps,

2319
01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:23,260
don't you?

2320
01:11:24,260 --> 01:11:26,360
Love my maps. Love Google maps.

2321
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,800
Looking at street view and all

2322
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:28,920
that kind of stuff.

2323
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,920
And look, it's a fantastic

2324
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,400
resource.

2325
01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:35,970
And thank God Google have

2326
01:11:35,970 --> 01:11:37,940
control over all of that

2327
01:11:37,940 --> 01:11:41,260
information and not the public.

2328
01:11:42,260 --> 01:11:44,190
So that's another bolt cutter

2329
01:11:44,190 --> 01:11:45,960
scenario, which we need to

2330
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,820
control with the bolt cutter

2331
01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:50,380
unit, which we put inside a box.

2332
01:11:50,420 --> 01:11:51,630
Because I didn't think it was

2333
01:11:51,630 --> 01:11:52,950
going to be possible to carry

2334
01:11:52,950 --> 01:11:54,290
all this information and stuff

2335
01:11:54,290 --> 01:11:54,960
and tools.

2336
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,840
As well as get all the...

2337
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:57,960
Watch yourself, Claire.

2338
01:11:58,360 --> 01:11:59,940
Some of that jagged glass there.

2339
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,740
Looking very, very nasty indeed.

2340
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,850
But look, we've made it through

2341
01:12:04,850 --> 01:12:06,160
into this...

2342
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,280
Look, we're stacking the

2343
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:07,760
bullets.

2344
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:11,830
Nearly 50 rounds of 45 brimful

2345
01:12:11,830 --> 01:12:13,760
of Asher stuff.

2346
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,860
And there's a really rotund cop

2347
01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:17,790
who can't stop eating bars,

2348
01:12:17,790 --> 01:12:19,820
even though he could be eating

2349
01:12:19,820 --> 01:12:22,300
flesh, which he's addicted to.

2350
01:12:23,780 --> 01:12:24,990
That's where we need our key

2351
01:12:24,990 --> 01:12:26,220
card for this room here.

2352
01:12:27,100 --> 01:12:28,220
We don't have...

2353
01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:29,520
And this is a stupid fucking

2354
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:30,640
puzzle altogether.

2355
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:32,900
You have to go and get buttons

2356
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,300
to go on these.

2357
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,050
As if you don't know what those

2358
01:12:37,050 --> 01:12:38,480
numbers are.

2359
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,200
One, two, and three.

2360
01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:41,340
You have to go and find the

2361
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:42,260
buttons to be on.

2362
01:12:42,300 --> 01:12:43,020
You just press them.

2363
01:12:43,340 --> 01:12:44,320
Just fucking press them.

2364
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,360
It's ridiculous.

2365
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,440
But I won't complain about it.

2366
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:50,720
There is no point in

2367
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:51,840
complaining.

2368
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:52,950
Who are you going to complain

2369
01:12:52,950 --> 01:12:53,120
to?

2370
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,180
Capcom, is it?

2371
01:12:57,180 --> 01:12:58,090
Doubt they'd fucking listen to

2372
01:12:58,090 --> 01:12:58,760
you.

2373
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,390
Going off the back of the unreplied

2374
01:13:02,390 --> 01:13:04,980
to emails I send them.

2375
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:07,320
And that's another hippie.

2376
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,670
And this guy has worked out how

2377
01:13:09,670 --> 01:13:10,960
to use doors.

2378
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:21,880
Probably thinks there's a

2379
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,640
fucking vending machine in here

2380
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:24,280
as well.

2381
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:25,820
Oh god.

2382
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:26,900
That's not great.

2383
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:27,920
It's double trouble.

2384
01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:28,880
We're going to have to whip out

2385
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,320
the nine.

2386
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:33,260
And it's a 45.

2387
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:34,240
It's not a nine.

2388
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,590
And there's a fucking thing to

2389
01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:41,280
read there.

2390
01:13:42,060 --> 01:13:45,600
Storage locker terminal memorandum.

2391
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,540
It appears the keypad to the

2392
01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:48,360
lockers.

2393
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:49,700
Keypad, I call it.

2394
01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:51,020
We'll take that one again.

2395
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:53,400
We'll take that one again.

2396
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:00,080
Take it again.

2397
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:00,660
Moon dust.

2398
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,300
Moon dust it up.

2399
01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,400
You know what time it is.

2400
01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,240
You know what time it is.

2401
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:07,800
We're here.

2402
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:09,120
We're feeling good.

2403
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:10,660
The time is right.

2404
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:11,900
You know it would.

2405
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,320
You know it would.

2406
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:13,980
Yeah.

2407
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:14,640
Yeah.

2408
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:15,360
Yeah.

2409
01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:16,060
Right.

2410
01:14:16,340 --> 01:14:16,820
Come on.

2411
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:17,580
Break it down.

2412
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,020
We're back again.

2413
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,800
In the place where it all began.

2414
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,920
The police station.

2415
01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:27,860
Feeling nice in the YouTube

2416
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:28,660
nation.

2417
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,740
Raccoon City, y'all.

2418
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:34,880
We're having a ball.

2419
01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:36,920
You know that's how we do.

2420
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:39,840
You know that's what we're at.

2421
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,280
A load of fucking snack jobs.

2422
01:14:43,420 --> 01:14:45,530
Trying to get a little snack on

2423
01:14:45,530 --> 01:14:46,300
my cob.

2424
01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:48,540
It ain't gonna go down like

2425
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:49,300
that.

2426
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,090
It ain't gonna go down like

2427
01:14:51,090 --> 01:14:51,700
that.

2428
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:52,100
Why?

2429
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:53,900
Because I don't like it.

2430
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,680
I don't like what you're doing.

2431
01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:57,160
Do you hear me?

2432
01:14:58,440 --> 01:14:59,950
I don't fucking like the way

2433
01:14:59,950 --> 01:15:01,420
you treat me.

2434
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:07,560
Sorry about that.

2435
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:08,820
That kind of took a little bit

2436
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:09,600
of a nasty turn.

2437
01:15:10,460 --> 01:15:11,560
I didn't.

2438
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:13,040
You don't know where it's gonna

2439
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,300
go with these things.

2440
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:15,960
It appears the keypad to the

2441
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,760
lockers terminal is missing a

2442
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:18,560
few keys.

2443
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:19,870
I suggest the person

2444
01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:21,950
responsible for this mess find

2445
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,690
some spare keys and fix it

2446
01:15:23,690 --> 01:15:24,660
right now.

2447
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,620
You know who you are.

2448
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:28,570
You know who you are, you

2449
01:15:28,570 --> 01:15:29,540
bastard.

2450
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,980
Who else would fuck it up this

2451
01:15:31,980 --> 01:15:32,820
badly?

2452
01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:35,020
And that's literally what it

2453
01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:35,700
says.

2454
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,500
I didn't have to fucking change

2455
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,010
any of the lyrics to that RPD

2456
01:15:39,010 --> 01:15:39,940
memorandum.

2457
01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,280
I think the intonation was

2458
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,420
wrong with that.

2459
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,080
I think what it was was, you

2460
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,160
know who you are.

2461
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,600
Who else would fuck it up this

2462
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,080
badly?

2463
01:15:52,220 --> 01:15:54,020
But I read it as a kind of an

2464
01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:56,460
aggressive, maybe because I got

2465
01:15:56,460 --> 01:15:58,400
aggressive in the rap.

2466
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,510
Just goes to show you how moods

2467
01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:01,500
can carry.

2468
01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:02,730
You know, if you go into

2469
01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:04,230
something with a certain mood

2470
01:16:04,230 --> 01:16:05,750
from before, that could fuck

2471
01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:06,360
you up.

2472
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,910
And also other people and their

2473
01:16:08,910 --> 01:16:11,260
moods can drag you up or down.

2474
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:12,590
They can elevate you or they

2475
01:16:12,590 --> 01:16:13,480
can bring you down.

2476
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,620
You just need to analyze it and

2477
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:18,290
go, right, okay, understand and

2478
01:16:18,290 --> 01:16:20,620
then move on if it's negative.

2479
01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:21,910
And then kind of maybe enjoy it

2480
01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:22,620
as positive.

2481
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:24,380
Not too much.

2482
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:25,970
You don't want it to be lulled

2483
01:16:25,970 --> 01:16:28,000
into a false sense of security.

2484
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,350
Ice Pube, thank you very much

2485
01:16:29,350 --> 01:16:30,340
there for the tip.

2486
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,200
And this guy right here, he

2487
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,360
needs another vending machine

2488
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,020
fast.

2489
01:16:37,340 --> 01:16:38,240
And I'm surprised he's got the

2490
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,800
energy to start fucking running.

2491
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:42,820
And he's leveling accusations

2492
01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:44,040
of sprint at me.

2493
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,460
But how does he have the energy?

2494
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,280
And his pants are sodden.

2495
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,060
Absolutely crap sodden pants,

2496
01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:56,040
ladies and gentlemen.

2497
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:57,860
I'm...

2498
01:16:57,860 --> 01:17:00,480
You fucked that one up.

2499
01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:01,390
You need to have the button

2500
01:17:01,390 --> 01:17:01,660
ready.

2501
01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:04,000
That idea that came from Malthus.

2502
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,140
Crap sodden pants.

2503
01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:08,260
Thank you very much there.

2504
01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:10,140
Holly Winter.

2505
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:11,510
Bloody hell, I'm late to the

2506
01:17:11,510 --> 01:17:12,080
stream.

2507
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,820
Loving the resi situation.

2508
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:14,640
Holly Winter.

2509
01:17:14,780 --> 01:17:16,240
Thank you very much for the tip.

2510
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:17,100
Very kind of you.

2511
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,000
That's the coffee, you know.

2512
01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:21,160
That is the fucking...

2513
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:22,020
I'm going to have another one.

2514
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:24,380
It's a bit late, but it really

2515
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:26,560
is conducive to this kind of

2516
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:27,520
stream.

2517
01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:29,060
And what have we gone for an

2518
01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:29,580
hour?

2519
01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:30,900
An hour 17.

2520
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:30,920
An hour 17.

2521
01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:32,800
It's only an hour 17.

2522
01:17:33,260 --> 01:17:35,380
The amount of game and...

2523
01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:38,740
Track that I've covered has

2524
01:17:38,740 --> 01:17:40,200
been astonishing.

2525
01:17:45,380 --> 01:17:46,100
Astonishing.

2526
01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:52,700
Malthus, that idea came from Malthus.

2527
01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:54,780
It was a very good idea that

2528
01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:56,540
came from Malthus.

2529
01:17:57,060 --> 01:17:57,600
More copy.

2530
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,480
There will be a review involved

2531
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,020
in that to establish the facts.

2532
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:02,890
He was diagnosed with fucking

2533
01:18:02,890 --> 01:18:04,420
sunshine boogeyman.

2534
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,900
CN Kenya.

2535
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,200
Keeping the old technologies

2536
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,620
alive, right?

2537
01:18:10,020 --> 01:18:10,240
Yeah.

2538
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,780
I'd keep moving if I was you.

2539
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:12,300
Okay.

2540
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:13,080
Look at that.

2541
01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:15,490
Whoa, it's a new ride down the

2542
01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:16,800
fairground.

2543
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,040
Thanks very much for the tip.

2544
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:20,120
Big fat cunt.

2545
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:20,920
Thank you very much.

2546
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,490
And what a lovely, lovely thing

2547
01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:23,260
to say to me.

2548
01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:27,920
These ants are pissed.

2549
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:28,760
Look at this lad.

2550
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:31,970
He is fucking shitting himself,

2551
01:18:31,970 --> 01:18:32,680
man.

2552
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:33,840
Watch this.

2553
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,480
We can see up his crotch.

2554
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,080
What an undignified death.

2555
01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:43,320
We can see right up the skirt,

2556
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,880
which is illegal.

2557
01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:46,020
Look at this guy.

2558
01:18:46,140 --> 01:18:47,300
He is a nasty piece of work

2559
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:47,960
with a bat.

2560
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:48,500
Sorry about that.

2561
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:50,480
He is fucking hell.

2562
01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:51,840
Fell that one.

2563
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:52,600
Election denied.

2564
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:53,600
Domestic terrorist.

2565
01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:54,800
A Putin apologist.

2566
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,160
Do not be alarmed.

2567
01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:03,220
We need to chat, man.

2568
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:04,300
Take a seat here.

2569
01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:05,020
Look, loyal.

2570
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:05,840
It's like this.

2571
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,920
We have a situation.

2572
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:07,820
Now, you know how.

2573
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:08,800
You know how he gets.

2574
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,440
Loyal, don't go anywhere yet.

2575
01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:12,000
I have a bone to pick with you.

2576
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:12,860
How are you feeling?

2577
01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:13,660
How's the health?

2578
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,100
I don't know how you survived

2579
01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:16,140
the bombardment.

2580
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:16,660
I know.

2581
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:17,360
I know.

2582
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:17,920
But look.

2583
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:18,940
We've got a situation.

2584
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,510
Not one that I want to fucking

2585
01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:21,840
talk about with you.

2586
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:22,300
All right?

2587
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,340
It's getting...

2588
01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:24,000
Sit down.

2589
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,100
Sit down.

2590
01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:26,480
Sit down.

2591
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:28,020
Sit down.

2592
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,300
Sit down.

2593
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:31,560
Sit down.

2594
01:19:33,180 --> 01:19:33,840
Look, man.

2595
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,050
This is getting out of hand

2596
01:19:35,050 --> 01:19:36,800
very, very quickly here, Loyal.

2597
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,370
Things are starting to fucking

2598
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:39,520
slide out of control, man.

2599
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:40,080
Do you hear me?

2600
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:40,240
Big time.

2601
01:19:40,820 --> 01:19:41,610
Did you hear that sound then,

2602
01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:42,100
Loyal?

2603
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,340
Maybe I'll make it again.

2604
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,260
What about that one?

2605
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:48,760
You should get out of my face.

2606
01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:50,460
You should get out of my face.

2607
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:51,910
I was up the Legion camp there,

2608
01:19:51,910 --> 01:19:52,300
Loyal.

2609
01:19:53,380 --> 01:19:54,030
Ended up getting myself a

2610
01:19:54,030 --> 01:19:55,920
lovely ballistic fist.

2611
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:56,900
Don't worry.

2612
01:19:56,980 --> 01:19:58,310
I'm just getting into position

2613
01:19:58,310 --> 01:19:59,120
to talk to you.

2614
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:00,610
There's nothing untoward going

2615
01:20:00,610 --> 01:20:01,540
on here, Loyal.

2616
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:02,160
That's it.

2617
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:02,940
You sit down, man.

2618
01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,600
I'm afraid something's got to

2619
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:05,520
give, okay?

2620
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:11,440
You don't do that to me, Loyal.

2621
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:13,040
You don't talk to me like that.

2622
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:20,200
Lovely.

2623
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:21,880
You're on my lane.

2624
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,520
Lovely bit of Jeremy Beedle...

2625
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:29,280
Jeremoid Beedleson, the ninth

2626
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:30,640
Esquire.

2627
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:33,520
Viscount of ITV.

2628
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:34,240
ITV.

2629
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:37,040
Loyal to the laughs.

2630
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:39,840
Loyal to the videos.

2631
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,330
What a world it was to receive

2632
01:20:43,330 --> 01:20:48,310
100 pounds or 200 pounds or

2633
01:20:48,310 --> 01:20:50,720
whatever it was.

2634
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:55,080
If your video got shown.

2635
01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:56,280
And what a load of plastic.

2636
01:20:56,540 --> 01:20:58,280
Can you imagine the fucking

2637
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:01,010
amount of videotapes, cassettes,

2638
01:21:01,010 --> 01:21:03,150
VHS cassettes that were stored

2639
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:03,520
and

2640
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,380
probably just had to be burnt

2641
01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:07,220
on a fucking pit at the behest

2642
01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:08,200
of Beedle?

2643
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,870
Imagine the amount of schlock

2644
01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:11,400
that got sent to Beedle.

2645
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,350
Bear in mind that the VHS was

2646
01:21:15,350 --> 01:21:18,510
capable of holding three hours

2647
01:21:18,510 --> 01:21:20,660
worth of footage.

2648
01:21:20,740 --> 01:21:22,240
Maybe longer if it was shot on

2649
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:23,000
long play.

2650
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,390
And all it was was just one

2651
01:21:25,390 --> 01:21:26,940
little clip.

2652
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:29,050
Can you imagine the amount of

2653
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:31,010
people that didn't have any

2654
01:21:31,010 --> 01:21:33,280
concept of editing or anything

2655
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:34,340
like that?

2656
01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:36,620
People that sent literally the

2657
01:21:36,620 --> 01:21:38,130
tape with three hours of

2658
01:21:38,130 --> 01:21:40,210
footage on it, a family stuff,

2659
01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:42,100
and then a note that says,

2660
01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:44,590
skipped two hours, 46 minutes,

2661
01:21:44,590 --> 01:21:46,000
and you'll see it.

2662
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:48,410
Someone had to fucking have a

2663
01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:48,960
job.

2664
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:49,880
There was an industry.

2665
01:21:50,060 --> 01:21:51,490
A job was made for that person

2666
01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:52,880
to find that footage.

2667
01:21:53,340 --> 01:21:54,710
And then to have got there and

2668
01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:55,440
it was shit.

2669
01:21:56,740 --> 01:21:58,600
Or, uh, you know, did they ever

2670
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,440
get those tapes back?

2671
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,380
Probably they did.

2672
01:22:02,740 --> 01:22:04,120
Now that I think about it.

2673
01:22:04,140 --> 01:22:05,910
Because a lot of people wouldn't

2674
01:22:05,910 --> 01:22:07,310
have had the skills or the

2675
01:22:07,310 --> 01:22:09,210
necessary equipment to extract

2676
01:22:09,210 --> 01:22:11,740
little clips from their family

2677
01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:12,720
footage.

2678
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:14,200
So then it would have got sent

2679
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:15,060
back to them.

2680
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:16,740
But that was never stipulated

2681
01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:18,260
or made clear by Beedle.

2682
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,280
You know, he never said that.

2683
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:23,450
He just simply said, you'll get

2684
01:22:23,450 --> 01:22:24,260
your money.

2685
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,530
You'll get 200 quid if we show

2686
01:22:25,530 --> 01:22:26,040
you a clip.

2687
01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:29,660
But, um, sending the tapes back

2688
01:22:29,660 --> 01:22:30,860
to them?

2689
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:33,340
I'd say it was optional, you

2690
01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:34,100
know?

2691
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:35,890
I'd say there would have,

2692
01:22:35,890 --> 01:22:37,530
plenty of people would have

2693
01:22:37,530 --> 01:22:39,540
sent the tapes in and then gone

2694
01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:42,520
with a note.

2695
01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:44,350
Please, can you send this back

2696
01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,280
after you've used it?

2697
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:46,280
Or if you don't use it, can you

2698
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,020
send it back to us?

2699
01:22:47,060 --> 01:22:48,820
But then that's just more heartache

2700
01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:50,520
and hassle for the production

2701
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:50,860
team.

2702
01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:53,320
You've been framed.

2703
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,940
But I just thought there, maybe

2704
01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:00,440
they threw all the tapes onto a

2705
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,820
big fucking fire and Beedle

2706
01:23:01,820 --> 01:23:02,800
just laughing.

2707
01:23:06,140 --> 01:23:05,860
Beside a big flame pit and all

2708
01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:08,450
the plastic fumes and smoke

2709
01:23:08,450 --> 01:23:10,960
going up into the air.

2710
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,520
A crazy, crazy world.

2711
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,720
That is no longer with us.

2712
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,360
But the world is still here,

2713
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,500
you know?

2714
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:21,980
It's still the same.

2715
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:23,200
Just stuff is different.

2716
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,590
But it's different in the same

2717
01:23:25,590 --> 01:23:26,700
kind of way as well.

2718
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:27,920
Thank you.

2719
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:30,020
Barry Burton's ships.

2720
01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:31,360
Thank you very, very much.

2721
01:23:31,580 --> 01:23:32,140
And again,

2722
01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:34,240
Barry Burton was up Raccoon

2723
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:35,400
Town Centre,

2724
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,640
full of pound shops and

2725
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:37,940
American sweet shops.

2726
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,600
Absolute money laundering.

2727
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,470
You're saying it's going down

2728
01:23:41,470 --> 01:23:43,940
in Raccoon City Centre.

2729
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:45,910
Yeah, I'd say it's gone

2730
01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:47,120
downhill all right.

2731
01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:48,620
It used to be fucking vibrant

2732
01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:49,200
and nice,

2733
01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:50,940
but now it's a fucking joke.

2734
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:53,280
Vape shops.

2735
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:55,040
And it has to be said,

2736
01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:56,410
Holly Winter, thank you very,

2737
01:23:56,410 --> 01:23:57,080
very much.

2738
01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:58,320
Kind, hearted tip.

2739
01:23:58,440 --> 01:23:58,940
Ice puke.

2740
01:23:59,040 --> 01:23:59,780
Dara Darmody.

2741
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:00,820
Tits.

2742
01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:02,540
And Arnie van Schlothauser.

2743
01:24:02,540 --> 01:24:04,900
Less yapping and more cracking

2744
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:05,960
with this.

2745
01:24:07,340 --> 01:24:08,970
53 minutes into an absolutely

2746
01:24:08,970 --> 01:24:10,780
superb speed run.

2747
01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:15,060
I'm just astounded, shocked

2748
01:24:15,060 --> 01:24:17,900
at how good it's gone so far

2749
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:19,090
and the amount of ammo I've

2750
01:24:19,090 --> 01:24:19,800
conserved.

2751
01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:24,780
Just really is a statement.

2752
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,560
I think I'm making an absolute

2753
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:27,980
statement right here.

2754
01:24:28,460 --> 01:24:29,700
It could be a world record.

2755
01:24:29,900 --> 01:24:30,820
Farewell Xanadu.

2756
01:24:31,180 --> 01:24:32,180
Back off.

2757
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:34,730
That's a randomizer kneel

2758
01:24:34,730 --> 01:24:35,820
button.

2759
01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:37,920
Sometimes I get it right.

2760
01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:39,380
A lot of the times I don't.

2761
01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:41,880
It's a random kneel generator RNG.

2762
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:43,940
Xanadu 2.0.

2763
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:45,760
That's exactly the one I wanted.

2764
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:47,540
Let's just keep going here.

2765
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:48,880
We know that...

2766
01:24:50,100 --> 01:24:52,880
The big lad...

2767
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:54,500
He's looking for us.

2768
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:54,940
He's...

2769
01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:55,880
This guy...

2770
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,600
He's going to wake up.

2771
01:24:58,780 --> 01:24:59,480
And he's woke up.

2772
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:00,280
We slash.

2773
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:01,380
We don't have the knife.

2774
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:02,460
We left the knife in some...

2775
01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:02,960
In someone.

2776
01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:05,040
We left the knife in someone.

2777
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,820
Uses of gunpowder.

2778
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,560
We know the mixing.

2779
01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:09,300
We know the mixing.

2780
01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:10,440
We don't need to read it.

2781
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,920
It's memo or bust.

2782
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:16,530
We unlock the door to the main

2783
01:25:16,530 --> 01:25:17,140
hall.

2784
01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:18,140
Flames divide.

2785
01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:19,140
Flames divide.

2786
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:21,140
Flames divide.

2787
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,240
Thank you very much.

2788
01:25:22,940 --> 01:25:23,880
Double beetle there.

2789
01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:25,140
Flames divide came in clutch

2790
01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:25,940
with a beetle.

2791
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:30,160
And I shot the cacks.

2792
01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:34,660
Don't relax.

2793
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:37,040
Or you'll shat the cacks.

2794
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:40,920
Long button again.

2795
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:40,920
Long button again.

2796
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:42,680
If I combine these two...

2797
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:43,840
Is it going to give me 9 mil

2798
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:44,400
bullets?

2799
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:45,720
Because I only want...

2800
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:46,020
It's...

2801
01:25:46,020 --> 01:25:47,110
I'm just having to get in a

2802
01:25:47,110 --> 01:25:48,450
fucking memo there telling me

2803
01:25:48,450 --> 01:25:49,200
what I need.

2804
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:50,840
I don't want 9 mil...

2805
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,180
I'm not 9 mil Jill.

2806
01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:54,900
I want 45 rounds.

2807
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:55,620
Hang on ammo.

2808
01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:57,900
Please tell me...

2809
01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:59,010
Those two fucking gunpowders

2810
01:25:59,010 --> 01:25:59,820
will make...

2811
01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:03,900
Some 45 rounds.

2812
01:26:05,340 --> 01:26:06,940
You can't make 45.

2813
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:07,640
Okay.

2814
01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:08,740
Fucking hell.

2815
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:11,940
Thank you very much.

2816
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:12,960
Flames divide.

2817
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,500
Resident T-vil.

2818
01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:16,940
There's no T in it.

2819
01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:19,260
Pure...

2820
01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:19,820
Fucking...

2821
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:21,700
Coffee magic.

2822
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,040
This time of night.

2823
01:26:25,140 --> 01:26:26,200
Can you believe it?

2824
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:28,700
Did you ever dare to dream it?

2825
01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:30,780
It's a big buzz.

2826
01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,900
And it's going cheap.

2827
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:42,200
Oh.

2828
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:46,080
It's a great buzz.

2829
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:47,550
It's not going to be a long

2830
01:26:47,550 --> 01:26:48,240
stream.

2831
01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:49,400
I forgot to say it's going to

2832
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:50,260
be a quick blast.

2833
01:26:50,380 --> 01:26:52,040
Just to get back into the swing

2834
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,080
of the Resident Evil situation.

2835
01:26:54,220 --> 01:26:55,180
Let's just keep going here.

2836
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:56,020
Veritable beetle.

2837
01:26:56,020 --> 01:26:59,600
We can't get that going.

2838
01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:02,300
We don't have the replay button.

2839
01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:03,430
We'll get that sorted for the

2840
01:27:03,430 --> 01:27:03,980
next one.

2841
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:04,540
Promise.

2842
01:27:06,140 --> 01:27:07,040
Go fast.

2843
01:27:07,220 --> 01:27:08,000
Read stuff.

2844
01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:09,480
Rookie's first assignment.

2845
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:12,180
Let's try and beatbox it.

2846
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,140
Or beat it up.

2847
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:14,160
If we can.

2848
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:15,720
That would be nice.

2849
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:17,200
Please.

2850
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:30,580
596...

2851
01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:31,580
596...

2852
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:33,580
789...

2853
01:27:33,580 --> 01:27:36,000
Come into your life and direct.

2854
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:36,520
Like a...

2855
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:38,300
Like a crime.

2856
01:27:38,540 --> 01:27:39,580
Lyrical crimes.

2857
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:41,440
About to hit the streets.

2858
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:42,320
Watch me go.

2859
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:45,280
Leon S. Kennedy.

2860
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:46,810
We're putting you on a very

2861
01:27:46,810 --> 01:27:48,430
special case for your first

2862
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:49,400
assignment.

2863
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:50,780
Your first assignment.

2864
01:27:51,180 --> 01:27:52,560
Hope you have fun on your first

2865
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:53,560
assignment.

2866
01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:55,390
Your mission is to unlock your

2867
01:27:55,390 --> 01:27:56,460
fucking desk.

2868
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,150
The key to your success is in

2869
01:27:59,150 --> 01:28:02,280
the initials of our first names.

2870
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,020
Input the letters from your

2871
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:05,200
fucking brain.

2872
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:07,280
In order of our desks.

2873
01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:08,520
There's two locks.

2874
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,580
One each on side of your desk.

2875
01:28:10,660 --> 01:28:12,140
Make sure you got them both.

2876
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,240
Untoast.

2877
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:17,300
Basically.

2878
01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:19,300
Your first task is to remember

2879
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:21,500
your fellow officer's names.

2880
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:25,170
But you figured out that much,

2881
01:28:25,170 --> 01:28:26,360
right?

2882
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:28,860
Good luck, Leon.

2883
01:28:29,300 --> 01:28:30,100
By the way.

2884
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:31,590
It might take a little work to

2885
01:28:31,590 --> 01:28:32,710
get Scott to give you a

2886
01:28:32,710 --> 01:28:33,860
straight answer.

2887
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:37,190
He couldn't I straighten the

2888
01:28:37,190 --> 01:28:38,740
bed to cut?

2889
01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:41,900
Lieutenant Branagh.

2890
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:44,640
Friend of Kennan.

2891
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,940
Sadly.

2892
01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:48,100
No longer with us.

2893
01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:48,480
I think.

2894
01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:49,760
I don't know anymore.

2895
01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:51,060
But it comes back.

2896
01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:51,940
Here's the score.

2897
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:53,460
Mentioned earlier on.

2898
01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:53,680
There.

2899
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:54,580
The Jerry Springer.

2900
01:28:54,860 --> 01:28:55,940
He's now gone.

2901
01:28:56,180 --> 01:28:56,540
Gone.

2902
01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:57,500
But not forgotten.

2903
01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:58,620
The Spring Man.

2904
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:00,040
The Spring Yard Zone.

2905
01:29:00,380 --> 01:29:01,500
Doing what he can.

2906
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,680
Used to have a cool TV show.

2907
01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:04,740
Used to watch it.

2908
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:05,660
When I was a kid.

2909
01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:07,120
If I wasn't in school.

2910
01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:08,730
It had loads of weird shit on

2911
01:29:08,730 --> 01:29:09,100
it.

2912
01:29:10,180 --> 01:29:10,660
Americans.

2913
01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:12,900
Crazy ass Americans.

2914
01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:16,960
Used to be.

2915
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,860
People cheating on each other.

2916
01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:20,100
Doing mad shit.

2917
01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:22,540
Real dodgy cunts.

2918
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:25,080
Yeah.

2919
01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:26,500
The Spring Box.

2920
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:27,940
The Spring Box.

2921
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:29,940
The Jerry King Spring Box.

2922
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:30,540
He's gone.

2923
01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:31,540
But my God.

2924
01:29:31,740 --> 01:29:32,760
Not forgotten, yo.

2925
01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:34,600
We all remember everything you

2926
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:35,640
did on TV, yo.

2927
01:29:36,020 --> 01:29:37,260
The Jerry Spring House.

2928
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:39,840
And there we go.

2929
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:40,500
That was it.

2930
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,400
A lovely situation.

2931
01:29:43,020 --> 01:29:45,160
Known as the Jerry Spring House.

2932
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:46,000
Ladies and gentlemen.

2933
01:29:46,700 --> 01:29:48,120
The Jerry Spring House.

2934
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,680
And look.

2935
01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:53,340
Situations.

2936
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:54,480
Kaylee.

2937
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:55,300
Thank you very much.

2938
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:57,380
They don't come like that.

2939
01:29:58,780 --> 01:29:59,390
Situations like that don't come

2940
01:29:59,390 --> 01:30:01,420
out of the fucking woodwork.

2941
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:02,720
Very often.

2942
01:30:02,820 --> 01:30:03,500
But once they do.

2943
01:30:04,460 --> 01:30:04,920
They do.

2944
01:30:04,980 --> 01:30:06,150
And you better believe they're

2945
01:30:06,150 --> 01:30:07,060
going to be scrawled in a

2946
01:30:07,060 --> 01:30:08,480
corner between drops of blood.

2947
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,500
Be glad you're not here, rookie.

2948
01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:11,960
Ooh.

2949
01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:15,660
Dodgy stuff.

2950
01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,040
Be glad you're not here, rookball.

2951
01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:21,090
So the speedrunners took a

2952
01:30:21,090 --> 01:30:23,400
little bit of a speed bump.

2953
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,440
Let's get going here.

2954
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:28,820
Come on.

2955
01:30:32,820 --> 01:30:33,700
Operation report.

2956
01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:51,520
Slugathor.

2957
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:52,960
Thank you very, very much.

2958
01:30:53,140 --> 01:30:54,740
And Kaylee.

2959
01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:56,740
September 28th.

2960
01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:58,780
2.30 a.m.

2961
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,230
It's down to just me and three

2962
01:31:03,230 --> 01:31:03,860
others.

2963
01:31:04,820 --> 01:31:05,180
First.

2964
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:12,770
It's down to me and just three

2965
01:31:12,770 --> 01:31:15,540
others.

2966
01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:16,540
No weapons.

2967
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:17,540
No ammo.

2968
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:19,720
And too many fucking skirmishes.

2969
01:31:20,180 --> 01:31:21,700
Have drained us.

2970
01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:22,900
Mentally and physically.

2971
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,620
We're not going to make it.

2972
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,250
Officer Phillips suggested we

2973
01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:28,860
escape through the sewers.

2974
01:31:28,860 --> 01:31:29,940
But it stinks.

2975
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:31,740
Apparently there's a secret

2976
01:31:31,740 --> 01:31:32,960
tunnel under this place.

2977
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:35,260
Left from the museum days.

2978
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:39,660
I brushed her idea off before.

2979
01:31:39,820 --> 01:31:40,520
But now.

2980
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:42,860
It's not sounding that bad.

2981
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:43,500
Yeah.

2982
01:31:43,740 --> 01:31:44,980
There's no proof there's even a

2983
01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:45,580
tunnel.

2984
01:31:45,820 --> 01:31:47,160
Or that the sewers aren't infested

2985
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:47,980
with zombies.

2986
01:31:48,380 --> 01:31:49,740
But I don't want to wait and

2987
01:31:49,740 --> 01:31:50,720
die either.

2988
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:54,620
It's a long, long shot.

2989
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:55,840
But I'm going to try and find

2990
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,120
out what I can about the tunnel,

2991
01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:57,600
okay?

2992
01:31:58,100 --> 01:31:59,060
Elias Edward.

2993
01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:05,060
*Sings*

2994
01:32:17,060 --> 01:32:18,060
Game Boy!

2995
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:20,060
*Sings*

2996
01:32:20,060 --> 01:32:22,060
*Sings*

2997
01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:51,800
Thanks for the tip there Jackie.

2998
01:32:51,800 --> 01:33:01,360
Now Elliot Edward we know there's

2999
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:10,310
a little bit of a puzzle here.

3000
01:33:10,310 --> 01:33:11,600
Let's just take these cunts out.

3001
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,440
Whoa! It's fucking tough out

3002
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:15,540
here. It's tough. It's getting

3003
01:33:15,540 --> 01:33:17,720
tough. It's getting tough. This

3004
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,860
is hanged off in Gladiators. He's

3005
01:33:19,860 --> 01:33:20,560
going.

3006
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,660
I love that action. She does

3007
01:33:23,660 --> 01:33:27,000
that. Polishing the sword.

3008
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,560
Thank you very much there John.

3009
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:33,860
Speed Machine. What is a cow's

3010
01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:35,990
favourite herbal supplement

3011
01:33:35,990 --> 01:33:38,560
drink? Ja'Khan Moo you see.

3012
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:41,240
Thank you very much. And also

3013
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:43,800
to John Cena. I keep rapping

3014
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:46,620
like that. Thank you very much

3015
01:33:46,620 --> 01:33:49,050
there putting the rapping on

3016
01:33:49,050 --> 01:33:52,010
the present. Look at this. We

3017
01:33:52,010 --> 01:33:54,220
had a knife just to really go

3018
01:33:54,220 --> 01:33:57,110
hard on it. That would be great.

3019
01:33:57,110 --> 01:33:59,710
But I think we did him. Fucking

3020
01:33:59,710 --> 01:34:02,690
hell. What was in that coffee?

3021
01:34:02,690 --> 01:34:04,560
Thank you very much.

3022
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:07,740
What the hell is up with you?

3023
01:34:07,740 --> 01:34:11,540
My sentiment's exactly Redfield.

3024
01:34:11,540 --> 01:34:14,560
This is fucking dodgy now.

3025
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,370
There goes my fucking

3026
01:34:16,370 --> 01:34:19,250
ammunition preservation scheme.

3027
01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:21,340
Up in smoke. Up in smoke.

3028
01:34:21,340 --> 01:34:22,560
Please move!

3029
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:25,440
What a f- I can't believe I

3030
01:34:25,440 --> 01:34:28,580
saved all the bullets and now

3031
01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:31,520
they're all gone. What a

3032
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,280
fucking joke. You're saying

3033
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:36,090
shoot the legs. What- what good's

3034
01:34:36,090 --> 01:34:37,640
that gonna do? They're gonna

3035
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:39,200
get back up. You need to go for

3036
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:40,760
the head, no? Thank you very

3037
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:42,510
much. Vinegar stroke. Look at

3038
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:46,150
this. Ha ha! Now that's why I

3039
01:34:46,150 --> 01:34:49,220
want a lovely, lovely replay

3040
01:34:49,220 --> 01:34:51,560
button. That's like T-1000.

3041
01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:54,530
T-1000 sort of stuff. Robert

3042
01:34:54,530 --> 01:34:57,140
Patrick. Look at this guy. It's

3043
01:34:57,140 --> 01:35:01,070
like the fucking- Oh! It's like

3044
01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:05,790
the lad out of Men in Black.

3045
01:35:05,790 --> 01:35:10,560
Get the fuck off you. Oh!

3046
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:12,690
So you've always gotta keep

3047
01:35:12,690 --> 01:35:15,560
your eyes open. Watch your ass.

3048
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,770
Thank you very much there, Vinegar

3049
01:35:17,770 --> 01:35:19,480
and Irish Vegan Muscle Man.

3050
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,560
Very, very kind of you there.

3051
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:23,510
Fuck me, man. I was doing so

3052
01:35:23,510 --> 01:35:25,120
well that the speedrun was

3053
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:26,850
absolutely intact. I was

3054
01:35:26,850 --> 01:35:28,860
stacking bullets. I was going

3055
01:35:28,860 --> 01:35:30,540
on about how I was stacking

3056
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:33,440
bullets. Let's combine these

3057
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:34,180
two.

3058
01:35:36,180 --> 01:35:38,490
Standard fucking shit. Gonna

3059
01:35:38,490 --> 01:35:40,480
have to get the standard gun

3060
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:42,590
out now. Sorry there. I should

3061
01:35:42,590 --> 01:35:44,280
stop cribbing and enjoy what I'm

3062
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,210
doing here. It's just, you know,

3063
01:35:46,210 --> 01:35:47,860
when you've been going perfect

3064
01:35:47,860 --> 01:35:49,320
and you've done the perfect

3065
01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:51,560
stuff. A load of perfect stuff.

3066
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:54,150
This is just a kick in the

3067
01:35:54,150 --> 01:35:57,740
teeth and a real hammer blow.

3068
01:36:00,180 --> 01:36:02,410
To the steam. Let's combine

3069
01:36:02,410 --> 01:36:05,530
those herbs. Combining items.

3070
01:36:05,530 --> 01:36:08,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are they

3071
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:11,180
telling us now after we've done

3072
01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:14,460
about seven combinations so far?

3073
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,780
Now we've got a photo

3074
01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:18,820
development situation which we

3075
01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:20,940
don't have any film for. Let's

3076
01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:22,600
go back to our love- Love box

3077
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:24,280
over here. That says don't- Do

3078
01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:25,980
not leave out. I don't know why

3079
01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:27,800
that- That's such a big deal.

3080
01:36:29,660 --> 01:36:30,350
Stick that away. Stick that

3081
01:36:30,350 --> 01:36:33,090
away. Stick that- Maybe we'll

3082
01:36:33,090 --> 01:36:35,750
use that outside. Stick that

3083
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:37,200
away as well.

3084
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:40,400
Will I take out the handgun?

3085
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:41,880
Seems to be getting loads of

3086
01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:43,900
ammunition for the .45. It's

3087
01:36:43,900 --> 01:36:45,470
just a slow poke when it comes

3088
01:36:45,470 --> 01:36:46,800
to the reloadation.

3089
01:36:48,180 --> 01:36:49,140
You know, I'd need an upgrade

3090
01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:51,110
to it. I'd really like an

3091
01:36:51,110 --> 01:36:52,500
upgrade to it.

3092
01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:54,320
High-grade gunpowder white.

3093
01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:55,780
Combine that with the normal

3094
01:36:55,780 --> 01:36:57,610
gunpowder. Probably going to

3095
01:36:57,610 --> 01:36:59,670
give us something we need. 45

3096
01:36:59,670 --> 01:37:00,020
ammo.

3097
01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:01,410
Please be careful. Please be

3098
01:37:01,410 --> 01:37:02,880
careful, Chib. Thank you very

3099
01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:05,210
much. Very, very kind to you,

3100
01:37:05,210 --> 01:37:08,900
Mr. Chib, everybody. Or Mrs. Chib.

3101
01:37:08,900 --> 01:37:10,400
We don't know.

3102
01:37:11,980 --> 01:37:12,510
And that's a combination pack

3103
01:37:12,510 --> 01:37:15,450
right here. Acid rounds. Rubbish.

3104
01:37:15,450 --> 01:37:18,030
Shouldn't have bothered. Should

3105
01:37:18,030 --> 01:37:20,220
not have bothered. We'll put

3106
01:37:20,220 --> 01:37:21,740
that away anyway.

3107
01:37:22,780 --> 01:37:23,620
I'm going to store that in my

3108
01:37:23,620 --> 01:37:24,160
way as well.

3109
01:37:24,660 --> 01:37:25,490
When you think about chat

3110
01:37:25,490 --> 01:37:27,180
topics, you think about what?

3111
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:29,270
You think about Sacuba 2017.

3112
01:37:29,270 --> 01:37:30,980
Aliens. A little bit of- You

3113
01:37:30,980 --> 01:37:32,380
don't then think about Sacuba

3114
01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:34,310
2017's tip. Thank you very much

3115
01:37:34,310 --> 01:37:34,660
there.

3116
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:37,240
Fingers crossed. Our cat,

3117
01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:40,030
Francis, will get good results

3118
01:37:40,030 --> 01:37:41,240
this week.

3119
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:44,460
Well, hopefully he does.

3120
01:37:44,460 --> 01:37:45,580
Hopefully you've got a cat

3121
01:37:45,580 --> 01:37:46,900
called Francis and that's what

3122
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:48,630
you mean. Or were you saying

3123
01:37:48,630 --> 01:37:50,440
that you're calling me a cat,

3124
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:52,310
Francis, and that I'm going to

3125
01:37:52,310 --> 01:37:54,190
get good test results, a la the

3126
01:37:54,190 --> 01:37:55,930
result I get at the end of this

3127
01:37:55,930 --> 01:37:57,520
game when it gives you your

3128
01:37:57,520 --> 01:37:59,420
grade score as the speed.

3129
01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:00,970
You know, you get like an A

3130
01:38:00,970 --> 01:38:02,370
plus or a fucking S class or

3131
01:38:02,370 --> 01:38:04,270
whatever. Let's just take that

3132
01:38:04,270 --> 01:38:06,400
herb there and stick it into us.

3133
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:07,880
It's burning a hole in our back

3134
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,100
pocket at the moment.

3135
01:38:10,580 --> 01:38:11,920
Boom. Done.

3136
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:14,690
Take another one out there.

3137
01:38:14,690 --> 01:38:16,300
Boom. Done.

3138
01:38:16,860 --> 01:38:18,460
Wasn't there another door with

3139
01:38:18,460 --> 01:38:20,420
the bolt cutters we needed to

3140
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:22,820
do the use for there earlier on?

3141
01:38:22,820 --> 01:38:23,320
There was ya.

3142
01:38:23,680 --> 01:38:25,240
Take that. We'll save this. We'll

3143
01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:25,840
go back.

3144
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:27,230
I'm just going to take control

3145
01:38:27,230 --> 01:38:28,820
of those zombies' lives because

3146
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,200
they stink and they're doing my

3147
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:31,160
head in as well.

3148
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:33,580
The fact that they're being

3149
01:38:33,580 --> 01:38:35,510
given full reign and run of the

3150
01:38:35,510 --> 01:38:37,680
shop, I think is disgusting.

3151
01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:39,590
I think that's an indictment of

3152
01:38:39,590 --> 01:38:41,460
who we are as well and what we've

3153
01:38:41,460 --> 01:38:42,100
become.

3154
01:38:43,340 --> 01:38:44,260
Let's read this.

3155
01:38:45,260 --> 01:38:46,800
Medicinal benefits of herbs,

3156
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,880
ladies and gentlemen.

3157
01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:50,940
An absolutely fantastic

3158
01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:52,710
situation is Herb Lenehan, a

3159
01:38:52,710 --> 01:38:54,360
good friend of mine from way

3160
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:54,980
back.

3161
01:38:55,540 --> 01:38:57,180
And Herb, humans have used

3162
01:38:57,180 --> 01:38:59,390
herbs to treat sickness and

3163
01:38:59,390 --> 01:39:02,160
disease since the dawn of time.

3164
01:39:03,300 --> 01:39:05,180
In this book, we will explore

3165
01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:07,040
three such herbs native to the

3166
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:08,460
Arkley Mountains.

3167
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:10,670
Penny and Nina. Thank you very

3168
01:39:10,670 --> 01:39:11,260
much.

3169
01:39:11,720 --> 01:39:12,720
Penny and Nina.

3170
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:14,540
Green herbs have the ability to

3171
01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:16,500
heal basic injuries, while blue

3172
01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:18,100
have long been used to treat

3173
01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:18,840
poison.

3174
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,680
These are boring, these ones. I

3175
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:24,940
like the proper storytime memorandums,

3176
01:39:24,940 --> 01:39:28,080
but not these botany books.

3177
01:39:28,260 --> 01:39:29,780
According to one doctor of

3178
01:39:29,780 --> 01:39:31,710
Asian medicine, mixing blue and

3179
01:39:31,710 --> 01:39:33,520
red herbs together produces a

3180
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:35,550
blend that will strengthen one's

3181
01:39:35,550 --> 01:39:36,760
constitution.

3182
01:39:37,220 --> 01:39:39,420
So that will give you great shites

3183
01:39:39,420 --> 01:39:41,680
if you mix a blue and a red.

3184
01:39:42,820 --> 01:39:44,640
There's something there about

3185
01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,250
the, what was it, an Irish

3186
01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:47,940
export doing well because of

3187
01:39:47,940 --> 01:39:49,890
Chinese medicine uses something

3188
01:39:49,890 --> 01:39:51,640
that is made in Ireland that we

3189
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,460
don't use ourselves and then it

3190
01:39:53,460 --> 01:39:54,680
gets exported.

3191
01:39:55,700 --> 01:39:56,920
Seen it there in a headline of

3192
01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:59,070
some paper a week or two ago,

3193
01:39:59,070 --> 01:40:01,160
but I've forgotten what the

3194
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:03,630
fucking, the actual commodity

3195
01:40:03,630 --> 01:40:04,320
was.

3196
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:06,000
Does anybody know? It's not peat.

3197
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:06,840
No, it's not peat.

3198
01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:08,390
It's not beer. No, it's not

3199
01:40:08,390 --> 01:40:08,780
beer.

3200
01:40:08,780 --> 01:40:10,370
It's not voodoo because voodoo

3201
01:40:10,370 --> 01:40:11,580
isn't even a thing.

3202
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:12,780
It's not seaweed.

3203
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:14,960
It's not, it could be something

3204
01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:16,120
to do with cow.

3205
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:18,540
It could be something to do

3206
01:40:18,540 --> 01:40:20,220
with cow shite.

3207
01:40:22,620 --> 01:40:24,020
It's not bull semen.

3208
01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:25,840
The suggestions are coming

3209
01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:27,360
thick and fast here.

3210
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:29,830
Maybe it was peat, but it

3211
01:40:29,830 --> 01:40:32,830
seemed to be something a little

3212
01:40:32,830 --> 01:40:34,100
bit more.

3213
01:40:35,300 --> 01:40:36,460
No, it wasn't peat.

3214
01:40:36,460 --> 01:40:41,360
We'll get round to it again.

3215
01:40:42,300 --> 01:40:43,120
We'll get round to it and we'll

3216
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:44,380
think about this.

3217
01:40:45,020 --> 01:40:46,100
It's not my streams.

3218
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,210
Although I do believe there's a

3219
01:40:48,210 --> 01:40:50,640
big, strong Japanese contingency

3220
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,490
who tune in, but they never

3221
01:40:52,490 --> 01:40:54,560
make their presence felt.

3222
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,760
Thank you very much there.

3223
01:40:58,020 --> 01:40:58,640
Nobody tipped.

3224
01:40:58,760 --> 01:40:59,620
Thank you very much to people

3225
01:40:59,620 --> 01:41:00,240
who did stuff.

3226
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:02,140
I'd like to see Resi streams

3227
01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:02,500
back.

3228
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,480
Love Vegas too though.

3229
01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:04,620
Look, there could be Vegas on

3230
01:41:04,620 --> 01:41:05,800
the horizon at some stage.

3231
01:41:05,860 --> 01:41:06,920
Let's just get something done

3232
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:07,260
here.

3233
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:08,380
Tom, what's the story?

3234
01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:10,880
I have no idea.

3235
01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:11,500
What are you reading?

3236
01:41:11,580 --> 01:41:12,600
You need to get going.

3237
01:41:12,820 --> 01:41:15,360
We don't know what to do.

3238
01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:16,740
And we'll stick around just

3239
01:41:16,740 --> 01:41:18,290
standing, reading texts and

3240
01:41:18,290 --> 01:41:18,980
documents.

3241
01:41:19,060 --> 01:41:19,820
I know you like to do the

3242
01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:20,980
reading, but you need to move

3243
01:41:20,980 --> 01:41:21,280
fast.

3244
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:22,780
Because things are going to

3245
01:41:22,780 --> 01:41:23,750
start to slide right out of

3246
01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:24,260
control.

3247
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:25,600
Right very quickly.

3248
01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:29,190
And there's a creaking inside

3249
01:41:29,190 --> 01:41:31,100
here as well.

3250
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:31,850
I don't know if you can hear

3251
01:41:31,850 --> 01:41:32,400
the creaking.

3252
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:35,660
What is that fucking creak all

3253
01:41:35,660 --> 01:41:36,740
about?

3254
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:38,220
Can you hear it?

3255
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:41,900
Where is it coming from, that

3256
01:41:41,900 --> 01:41:42,700
fucking creak?

3257
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:47,680
That was a loud one.

3258
01:41:47,980 --> 01:41:48,300
Okay, wait.

3259
01:41:49,060 --> 01:41:50,480
Prepare yourself, guys.

3260
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:51,610
Because I'm going to take these

3261
01:41:51,610 --> 01:41:52,140
guys down.

3262
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:53,660
They deserve it.

3263
01:41:54,300 --> 01:41:54,920
Went for the leg.

3264
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:55,920
Went for the leg.

3265
01:41:56,100 --> 01:41:56,840
Went for the leg.

3266
01:41:57,020 --> 01:41:58,050
Somebody told me to go for the

3267
01:41:58,050 --> 01:41:58,460
legs.

3268
01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:00,770
What a waste of information

3269
01:42:00,770 --> 01:42:01,820
that was.

3270
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:02,980
And a waste of bullets as well.

3271
01:42:03,300 --> 01:42:04,640
You know, get away from me.

3272
01:42:06,420 --> 01:42:06,730
How do they not have the

3273
01:42:06,730 --> 01:42:08,700
fucking werewolf alt to come

3274
01:42:08,700 --> 01:42:09,380
through that door?

3275
01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:10,720
It just, it swings open.

3276
01:42:10,820 --> 01:42:11,740
There's no lock on it.

3277
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:16,880
They won't stand.

3278
01:42:16,940 --> 01:42:17,920
He won't stand back up.

3279
01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:19,500
Okay.

3280
01:42:20,580 --> 01:42:21,800
Doesn't stand a chance.

3281
01:42:24,940 --> 01:42:26,940
Now, if we had, if we had, oh.

3282
01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:30,640
If we had only a knife.

3283
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:32,960
If we had only a fucking knife.

3284
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:41,020
Into the shower room.

3285
01:42:41,100 --> 01:42:41,720
Get a wash.

3286
01:42:45,380 --> 01:42:46,680
We had only a knife.

3287
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:49,220
Just to finish the concept.

3288
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:51,400
The original intention was to

3289
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:53,580
go back and crack open the bolt

3290
01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:54,520
cutters.

3291
01:42:55,520 --> 01:42:56,560
On that door.

3292
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,480
That was beguiling us.

3293
01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:01,120
Look at this fucking scummer.

3294
01:43:06,720 --> 01:43:07,120
Yeah.

3295
01:43:07,960 --> 01:43:08,920
It's like that.

3296
01:43:09,220 --> 01:43:10,100
That's how it be.

3297
01:43:10,660 --> 01:43:12,160
That's how it be sometimes.

3298
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:13,900
You know me.

3299
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:16,380
Is he going to come back for a

3300
01:43:16,380 --> 01:43:18,920
second bite of the apple?

3301
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:23,140
Does he have it inside him to

3302
01:43:23,140 --> 01:43:25,640
chomp down on the apple?

3303
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:27,540
He doesn't.

3304
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:28,460
He's finished.

3305
01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:30,380
Although there is no puddle of

3306
01:43:30,380 --> 01:43:32,550
blood underneath this one-armed

3307
01:43:32,550 --> 01:43:33,340
bandit.

3308
01:43:34,060 --> 01:43:35,920
As we skulk around here.

3309
01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:37,160
Let's walk over his head and

3310
01:43:37,160 --> 01:43:38,020
see if he bites us.

3311
01:43:38,100 --> 01:43:38,220
No.

3312
01:43:39,740 --> 01:43:40,820
Why don't they bleed?

3313
01:43:41,180 --> 01:43:42,000
To let you know that they're

3314
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,010
dead like they used to do in

3315
01:43:43,010 --> 01:43:43,740
the other games.

3316
01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:44,640
Is that a problem?

3317
01:43:46,300 --> 01:43:47,560
Is that a fucking problem?

3318
01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:50,270
I think this is a big problem

3319
01:43:50,270 --> 01:43:51,860
in this game.

3320
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:53,300
That they're not letting you

3321
01:43:53,300 --> 01:43:55,520
know that they're fully incapacitated.

3322
01:43:59,340 --> 01:44:00,560
Let's put that on there.

3323
01:44:01,780 --> 01:44:02,800
It's to keep you guessing.

3324
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:04,900
I don't like guessing.

3325
01:44:05,020 --> 01:44:05,820
I like to know that I...

3326
01:44:05,820 --> 01:44:06,460
Oh, look at that.

3327
01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:07,540
Tuck his leg off.

3328
01:44:07,580 --> 01:44:08,640
I didn't even see that.

3329
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:11,560
Look at that shoe there.

3330
01:44:11,620 --> 01:44:12,660
He must have been...

3331
01:44:13,660 --> 01:44:15,050
Just putting a little bit of

3332
01:44:15,050 --> 01:44:16,740
weight on the toes.

3333
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:17,660
And then they have...

3334
01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:21,460
Absolutely rigor mortisized.

3335
01:44:22,140 --> 01:44:23,760
After being chopped off.

3336
01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:26,460
And that one.

3337
01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:28,800
Robert Patrick.

3338
01:44:29,380 --> 01:44:30,980
Fucking T-1000 job.

3339
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:33,250
But there's no regeneration

3340
01:44:33,250 --> 01:44:34,040
there.

3341
01:44:34,120 --> 01:44:35,320
There's no liquid steel.

3342
01:44:35,480 --> 01:44:36,280
No liquid metal.

3343
01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:36,280
No liquid metal.

3344
01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:36,280
No liquid metal.

3345
01:44:36,740 --> 01:44:38,400
And what a very...

3346
01:44:38,400 --> 01:44:39,020
Oh, fuck.

3347
01:44:41,220 --> 01:44:42,120
Here we go.

3348
01:44:43,880 --> 01:44:45,200
I've gone from...

3349
01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:45,520
Let's...

3350
01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:47,040
Let's avoid these guys to...

3351
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:48,070
Let's just take every one of

3352
01:44:48,070 --> 01:44:48,620
them down.

3353
01:44:49,740 --> 01:44:50,840
At our pleasure.

3354
01:44:51,380 --> 01:44:51,880
Mind you.

3355
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:54,080
At our pleasure.

3356
01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:57,040
That's it.

3357
01:44:58,060 --> 01:44:58,680
Three of them to the back of

3358
01:44:58,680 --> 01:45:00,080
the fucking skull.

3359
01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:00,820
Three of the best.

3360
01:45:01,980 --> 01:45:03,600
And we can hear another

3361
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:04,880
cream stealer.

3362
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:07,960
Absolutely wanting

3363
01:45:07,960 --> 01:45:10,360
an altercation

3364
01:45:10,360 --> 01:45:11,680
with us. He wants contact.

3365
01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:12,200
There he is.

3366
01:45:12,260 --> 01:45:12,400
Look.

3367
01:45:13,260 --> 01:45:14,100
Oh!

3368
01:45:15,940 --> 01:45:16,390
Tell you what, there's some

3369
01:45:16,390 --> 01:45:18,060
nice rapid shooting

3370
01:45:18,060 --> 01:45:19,280
going on here, but we have only

3371
01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:20,080
one bullet left.

3372
01:45:20,080 --> 01:45:21,620
Better make it count. We didn't.

3373
01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:23,660
We didn't. And now we're fucked.

3374
01:45:23,980 --> 01:45:25,380
We are absolutely down an alleyway

3375
01:45:25,380 --> 01:45:25,820
here.

3376
01:45:26,420 --> 01:45:26,740
Yeah!

3377
01:45:28,220 --> 01:45:29,820
Good dodging, though, for me

3378
01:45:29,820 --> 01:45:31,280
and Claire, where it's me,

3379
01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:32,060
ultimately,

3380
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:33,860
isn't it? Let's face facts.

3381
01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:35,780
Let's face facts.

3382
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:38,300
Fuck, is it a 2236?

3383
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:39,980
Don't have the code. Not gonna

3384
01:45:39,980 --> 01:45:40,440
cheat.

3385
01:45:40,540 --> 01:45:42,020
Not gonna look in the comments

3386
01:45:42,020 --> 01:45:44,020
for the actual code either.

3387
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:44,940
I doubt. I've just got a

3388
01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:46,160
feeling no one's gonna give me

3389
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:47,100
that code anyway today, you

3390
01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:47,400
know?

3391
01:45:48,060 --> 01:45:49,840
It's just, without Rogers and

3392
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:50,540
Flood,

3393
01:45:50,580 --> 01:45:51,690
it seems like it's not that

3394
01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:52,820
kind of game anymore.

3395
01:45:52,820 --> 01:45:58,480
Oh, it's the fucking...

3396
01:45:58,480 --> 01:46:00,710
It's the combination of letters

3397
01:46:00,710 --> 01:46:01,680
and names.

3398
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:03,460
Let's get out.

3399
01:46:03,580 --> 01:46:05,060
Let's get the chest going

3400
01:46:05,060 --> 01:46:06,820
and get a fucking gun.

3401
01:46:06,920 --> 01:46:07,920
We need to pick up a piece

3402
01:46:07,920 --> 01:46:09,040
because we're out of bullets

3403
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:10,170
and things are beginning to

3404
01:46:10,170 --> 01:46:10,560
spiral.

3405
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:12,240
Things are beginning to spiral.

3406
01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:21,840
Things are beginning to spiral.

3407
01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:27,780
Fucking hell, man.

3408
01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:28,820
We are...

3409
01:46:28,820 --> 01:46:33,180
We are fucked.

3410
01:46:35,140 --> 01:46:36,400
Let's combine that.

3411
01:46:36,820 --> 01:46:37,080
Oh, yes.

3412
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:38,360
Okay.

3413
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:39,800
Mission objective.

3414
01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:41,400
The room with the bolt cutters.

3415
01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:42,960
No?

3416
01:46:46,480 --> 01:46:47,360
Not again.

3417
01:46:47,860 --> 01:46:48,340
No!

3418
01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:48,640
No!

3419
01:46:48,640 --> 01:46:48,960
No!

3420
01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:53,170
Where's the fucking room with

3421
01:46:53,170 --> 01:46:53,820
the bolt cutters?

3422
01:46:53,920 --> 01:46:54,500
We go down here.

3423
01:46:54,820 --> 01:46:55,420
Down there.

3424
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:56,720
Relentary reception main hall.

3425
01:46:57,700 --> 01:46:58,140
No.

3426
01:46:59,540 --> 01:47:00,700
It's operations room.

3427
01:47:01,300 --> 01:47:01,480
Yeah.

3428
01:47:01,620 --> 01:47:02,400
So down there.

3429
01:47:03,940 --> 01:47:05,120
Around the house.

3430
01:47:05,660 --> 01:47:06,220
Into there.

3431
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:07,740
I think it's gonna be a liquor

3432
01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:09,260
situation though, isn't it?

3433
01:47:09,880 --> 01:47:11,120
So we can't go down there.

3434
01:47:12,620 --> 01:47:13,880
We cannot go down there.

3435
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,110
We need to go back into the

3436
01:47:15,110 --> 01:47:15,980
fucking dark room

3437
01:47:15,980 --> 01:47:16,720
and get some stuff.

3438
01:47:16,860 --> 01:47:17,380
It's...

3439
01:47:17,380 --> 01:47:18,480
This is a nightmare.

3440
01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:21,340
But it's all on.

3441
01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:22,820
Speedrun is still well and

3442
01:47:22,820 --> 01:47:23,960
truly in...

3443
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:25,180
In play.

3444
01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:27,000
It's still available to us.

3445
01:47:27,620 --> 01:47:29,060
Access to the record books.

3446
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:30,380
Still available to us.

3447
01:47:33,420 --> 01:47:33,820
SLS.

3448
01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:41,100
Picard.

3449
01:47:41,100 --> 01:48:02,960
Go through the shutter.

3450
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:04,320
You have to open with the knife

3451
01:48:04,320 --> 01:48:05,220
in the first run.

3452
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:06,340
There'll be a liquor though.

3453
01:48:06,340 --> 01:48:11,570
I have not got a good brain for

3454
01:48:11,570 --> 01:48:13,040
attaining information like that.

3455
01:48:13,100 --> 01:48:14,110
You're telling me stuff and I

3456
01:48:14,110 --> 01:48:15,320
appreciate what you're telling

3457
01:48:15,320 --> 01:48:15,940
me about it.

3458
01:48:15,980 --> 01:48:16,700
I just...

3459
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:17,910
It's literally in one ear and

3460
01:48:17,910 --> 01:48:18,660
out the other.

3461
01:48:19,300 --> 01:48:20,820
Unless I stop the game

3462
01:48:20,820 --> 01:48:22,950
and wait for the comment to

3463
01:48:22,950 --> 01:48:23,560
crawl up

3464
01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:25,800
and then I consider it and take

3465
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:27,090
it in with all of my brain

3466
01:48:27,090 --> 01:48:27,640
power.

3467
01:48:28,820 --> 01:48:29,840
You're actually fucking

3468
01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:31,020
fighting a losing battle at the

3469
01:48:31,020 --> 01:48:31,500
moment.

3470
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:33,120
I know your intentions are good.

3471
01:48:33,220 --> 01:48:33,880
They're giving me the right

3472
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:34,380
information.

3473
01:48:34,940 --> 01:48:36,320
I need and crave.

3474
01:48:37,120 --> 01:48:39,140
But I have no idea what you're...

3475
01:48:39,140 --> 01:48:40,120
Whereabouts you're on about.

3476
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:42,640
But thank you very much.

3477
01:48:42,720 --> 01:48:43,960
And I hope you're having a

3478
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:45,340
lovely, lovely evening.

3479
01:48:45,500 --> 01:48:46,300
And the life...

3480
01:48:46,860 --> 01:48:47,300
The life...

3481
01:48:47,300 --> 01:48:47,300
The life...

3482
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:48,550
That you're living is going

3483
01:48:48,550 --> 01:48:49,960
great for you at the moment.

3484
01:48:51,100 --> 01:48:52,220
That's all I can say.

3485
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:54,950
That's all I can say at the

3486
01:48:54,950 --> 01:48:56,180
moment.

3487
01:48:56,960 --> 01:48:58,100
We'll keep this...

3488
01:48:58,100 --> 01:49:01,040
Acid round on us.

3489
01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:02,080
I'm just going to go upstairs.

3490
01:49:02,820 --> 01:49:03,440
Fuck that.

3491
01:49:04,260 --> 01:49:04,930
Or we'll go back and kill the

3492
01:49:04,930 --> 01:49:05,560
liquor.

3493
01:49:14,340 --> 01:49:15,340
Spend all...

3494
01:49:15,980 --> 01:49:17,540
Ammunition and arsenal on

3495
01:49:17,540 --> 01:49:18,680
everyone.

3496
01:49:20,300 --> 01:49:22,440
And consider every shot.

3497
01:49:22,940 --> 01:49:24,290
Take every shot nice and easy

3498
01:49:24,290 --> 01:49:25,160
like that.

3499
01:49:26,460 --> 01:49:28,380
This is an all damage...

3500
01:49:28,380 --> 01:49:29,040
No damage.

3501
01:49:29,180 --> 01:49:30,220
All kills run.

3502
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:32,710
Speed of the utmost importance

3503
01:49:32,710 --> 01:49:33,540
as well.

3504
01:49:33,620 --> 01:49:34,720
Let's not forget about that.

3505
01:49:35,180 --> 01:49:35,600
Remember.

3506
01:49:36,100 --> 01:49:37,130
There's a code to be cracked in

3507
01:49:37,130 --> 01:49:38,960
this fucking office right here.

3508
01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:40,380
All we need to do is just

3509
01:49:40,380 --> 01:49:41,820
remember the names.

3510
01:49:42,960 --> 01:49:43,680
Rita Phillips.

3511
01:49:43,840 --> 01:49:44,680
R.P.

3512
01:49:46,380 --> 01:49:47,340
Marvin Branagh.

3513
01:49:47,500 --> 01:49:48,300
M.B.

3514
01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:49,820
I'm not going to read the chat.

3515
01:49:49,900 --> 01:49:50,930
I know people might be telling

3516
01:49:50,930 --> 01:49:51,600
me what to say.

3517
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:52,280
What to do here.

3518
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:52,980
I'm not going to do it.

3519
01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:54,600
I'm going to show you how

3520
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:56,540
powerful brain power is.

3521
01:49:56,820 --> 01:49:57,920
When utilized.

3522
01:49:58,560 --> 01:49:59,360
At pace.

3523
01:50:01,020 --> 01:50:02,730
Don't ever, ever smirch my name

3524
01:50:02,730 --> 01:50:03,780
again.

3525
01:50:07,240 --> 01:50:08,600
It appears...

3526
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:09,460
No, it's the wrong one.

3527
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:10,200
The wrong one.

3528
01:50:10,320 --> 01:50:10,820
Rookie's first.

3529
01:50:11,660 --> 01:50:12,180
You read it.

3530
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:12,620
You read it.

3531
01:50:12,620 --> 01:50:13,770
Your mission is to unlock the

3532
01:50:13,770 --> 01:50:14,080
desk.

3533
01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:14,600
You sang it.

3534
01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:15,320
You rapped about it.

3535
01:50:15,380 --> 01:50:16,600
The desk is the initials of our

3536
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:17,340
first names.

3537
01:50:18,500 --> 01:50:19,520
The key to your success.

3538
01:50:19,960 --> 01:50:21,060
Initials of our first names.

3539
01:50:21,620 --> 01:50:22,510
Input the letters in order of

3540
01:50:22,510 --> 01:50:23,160
our desk.

3541
01:50:23,220 --> 01:50:23,720
There are two locks.

3542
01:50:23,860 --> 01:50:24,580
Easy meat.

3543
01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:25,620
Easy meat.

3544
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:26,260
Did it with Leon.

3545
01:50:26,440 --> 01:50:27,580
How have I forgotten about this?

3546
01:50:30,260 --> 01:50:31,260
So it's N.

3547
01:50:32,080 --> 01:50:32,640
E.

3548
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:33,640
D.

3549
01:50:35,980 --> 01:50:36,740
N.E.D.

3550
01:50:36,860 --> 01:50:37,180
Ned.

3551
01:50:37,180 --> 01:50:37,240
Ned.

3552
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:42,820
Lovely stuff.

3553
01:50:42,820 --> 01:50:46,320
Lovely stuff.

3554
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,720
That's another little situation

3555
01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:48,380
right there.

3556
01:50:51,280 --> 01:50:51,600
And then do we go from left to

3557
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:54,020
right on this one?

3558
01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:54,880
Or what's the story?

3559
01:50:54,880 --> 01:50:57,540
We just don't know the name.

3560
01:50:59,260 --> 01:51:00,150
I'm going to have to guess that

3561
01:51:00,150 --> 01:51:00,820
one.

3562
01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:02,840
It reads R.

3563
01:51:03,960 --> 01:51:04,460
M.

3564
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:05,600
Something.

3565
01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:06,360
Or it's M.

3566
01:51:06,360 --> 01:51:06,660
R.

3567
01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:07,000
Something.

3568
01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:10,200
Well it has to be M.

3569
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:11,880
And then it has to be R.

3570
01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:13,170
And then it's just brute force

3571
01:51:13,170 --> 01:51:14,000
and ignorance.

3572
01:51:14,380 --> 01:51:15,460
Although if you read the note.

3573
01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:16,680
You'll probably know.

3574
01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:18,000
Let's see.

3575
01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:18,540
MRK.

3576
01:51:20,140 --> 01:51:20,620
MRG.

3577
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:22,120
MRI.

3578
01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:22,240
MRI.

3579
01:51:23,580 --> 01:51:24,040
H.

3580
01:51:24,920 --> 01:51:25,400
G.

3581
01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:26,360
There you go.

3582
01:51:26,480 --> 01:51:27,950
It's just a brute force

3583
01:51:27,950 --> 01:51:29,000
situation.

3584
01:51:30,060 --> 01:51:31,080
And is that it?

3585
01:51:31,700 --> 01:51:32,820
Well that's an even faster loader

3586
01:51:32,820 --> 01:51:33,640
for the SLS.

3587
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:34,400
That'll do.

3588
01:51:35,060 --> 01:51:36,540
Combine that now with those two.

3589
01:51:37,020 --> 01:51:37,740
Lovely stuff.

3590
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:38,780
We're on the move again.

3591
01:51:38,900 --> 01:51:39,840
Very, very quickly.

3592
01:51:39,980 --> 01:51:40,840
Very smoothly.

3593
01:51:43,520 --> 01:51:44,820
No expense spared.

3594
01:51:49,660 --> 01:51:51,220
Just that little safe.

3595
01:51:51,360 --> 01:51:52,500
We'll work that out in due

3596
01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:53,020
course.

3597
01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:54,320
What we will do.

3598
01:51:54,500 --> 01:51:55,550
Is fuck off round to the

3599
01:51:55,550 --> 01:51:56,600
operations room.

3600
01:51:57,020 --> 01:51:58,180
And we're going to use.

3601
01:51:59,260 --> 01:52:00,660
Our brand new toy.

3602
01:52:00,760 --> 01:52:01,510
That we just got out of the

3603
01:52:01,510 --> 01:52:02,360
ammunition locker.

3604
01:52:02,500 --> 01:52:03,320
To distinguish.

3605
01:52:04,540 --> 01:52:06,440
The flames of the licker.

3606
01:52:09,340 --> 01:52:11,040
Lick master 5000.

3607
01:52:12,240 --> 01:52:13,100
Limited edition.

3608
01:52:13,100 --> 01:52:15,180
Can't go through here.

3609
01:52:15,260 --> 01:52:15,700
It's blocked.

3610
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:16,910
How the fuck did we get into

3611
01:52:16,910 --> 01:52:18,260
that room in the first place?

3612
01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:19,160
You went through reception.

3613
01:52:20,300 --> 01:52:21,160
You went through reception.

3614
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:24,860
Can we get back?

3615
01:52:25,060 --> 01:52:26,000
Can we get back through there?

3616
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:26,880
You can't.

3617
01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:28,260
You can't.

3618
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:29,580
You can't go back from there.

3619
01:52:30,780 --> 01:52:31,900
You can't go back from there.

3620
01:52:31,900 --> 01:52:32,560
You have to go upstairs.

3621
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:35,600
Unbelievable.

3622
01:52:40,540 --> 01:52:41,300
Creepy clown.

3623
01:52:41,480 --> 01:52:41,800
The non.

3624
01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:42,560
The grim reaper.

3625
01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:43,220
Werewolf.

3626
01:52:43,220 --> 01:52:43,780
The vampire.

3627
01:52:43,780 --> 01:52:44,700
The zombie.

3628
01:52:45,100 --> 01:52:45,460
Wednesday.

3629
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:46,260
Wednesday.

3630
01:52:46,700 --> 01:52:47,760
Adam's family.

3631
01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:49,380
No apology.

3632
01:52:49,780 --> 01:52:50,320
From Joe.

3633
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:50,900
On Monday.

3634
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:52,520
I listened attentively there.

3635
01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:52,800
And.

3636
01:52:54,060 --> 01:52:54,620
Absolute.

3637
01:52:54,940 --> 01:52:55,800
Gall of the man.

3638
01:52:56,180 --> 01:52:56,880
To kick off.

3639
01:52:57,180 --> 01:52:58,020
The show.

3640
01:52:58,860 --> 01:53:00,520
By chatting to some bloke about.

3641
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:02,160
Impending world disaster.

3642
01:53:02,320 --> 01:53:02,540
And stuff.

3643
01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:03,940
And not even once.

3644
01:53:04,300 --> 01:53:04,820
Say.

3645
01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:07,400
By the way guys.

3646
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:07,420
By the way guys.

3647
01:53:08,020 --> 01:53:08,920
Sometimes during a live

3648
01:53:08,920 --> 01:53:09,860
broadcast.

3649
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:11,320
Things get a little bit fucking.

3650
01:53:12,320 --> 01:53:12,720
Tense.

3651
01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:14,440
Nothing.

3652
01:53:14,440 --> 01:53:14,480
Nothing.

3653
01:53:15,140 --> 01:53:23,100
Press a button.

3654
01:53:23,100 --> 01:53:32,100
Press a button.

3655
01:53:32,100 --> 01:53:34,620
To light up its corresponding

3656
01:53:34,620 --> 01:53:35,360
lamp.

3657
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:45,760
light the wall to open the safe.

3658
01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:51,120
The buttons must be pressed.

3659
01:53:53,120 --> 01:53:55,120
In a certain order.

3660
01:53:56,800 --> 01:53:58,040
Pressing a single button out of

3661
01:53:58,040 --> 01:53:58,860
order.

3662
01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:01,030
Will cause all of the lights to

3663
01:54:01,030 --> 01:54:01,820
go out.

3664
01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:04,250
And you'll still need to start

3665
01:54:04,250 --> 01:54:06,580
the sequence over again.

3666
01:54:06,720 --> 01:54:08,220
There was no still in that text.

3667
01:54:09,980 --> 01:54:11,840
It's better when it's a memorandum.

3668
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:13,100
And not a set of instructions.

3669
01:54:23,440 --> 01:54:25,460
But in fairness to the jewel.

3670
01:54:26,840 --> 01:54:27,720
The jewel.

3671
01:54:29,660 --> 01:54:30,740
I would have just.

3672
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:32,620
Done the exact same.

3673
01:54:37,620 --> 01:54:38,060
Oh.

3674
01:54:38,860 --> 01:54:39,920
And that was a fucking.

3675
01:54:39,920 --> 01:54:40,620
I was looking.

3676
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:42,720
I was looking at the soundboard.

3677
01:54:42,820 --> 01:54:44,230
Of what funny soundboard to

3678
01:54:44,230 --> 01:54:45,240
fucking press.

3679
01:54:46,540 --> 01:54:47,540
And that guy just came out of

3680
01:54:47,540 --> 01:54:49,260
fucking nowhere.

3681
01:54:51,900 --> 01:54:52,300
Ah.

3682
01:55:04,620 --> 01:55:06,080
Just make sure he's dead.

3683
01:55:06,380 --> 01:55:07,340
Just keep doing this.

3684
01:55:07,420 --> 01:55:08,400
This is what I would do.

3685
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:10,160
In a real situation.

3686
01:55:10,300 --> 01:55:10,600
Heron.

3687
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:12,040
Thank you very very much.

3688
01:55:12,260 --> 01:55:13,360
Years ago you were Chinese.

3689
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:15,460
Look at this.

3690
01:55:15,900 --> 01:55:16,720
I'd just do this.

3691
01:55:16,780 --> 01:55:17,540
If that happened to me.

3692
01:55:17,580 --> 01:55:18,550
I'd do a bit of this out in the

3693
01:55:18,550 --> 01:55:19,100
corridor.

3694
01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:21,860
I'd spin around like this.

3695
01:55:22,780 --> 01:55:23,620
Then I'd go in.

3696
01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:25,320
And just do that.

3697
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:26,300
And then I'd come back out

3698
01:55:26,300 --> 01:55:26,700
again.

3699
01:55:27,220 --> 01:55:28,160
Wait for it to close.

3700
01:55:28,660 --> 01:55:29,660
Go up here for a bit.

3701
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:30,750
Just think about what's

3702
01:55:30,750 --> 01:55:31,380
happened.

3703
01:55:31,500 --> 01:55:31,700
You know.

3704
01:55:32,700 --> 01:55:33,720
And then back in again.

3705
01:55:35,260 --> 01:55:36,720
He's not going to fucking snack

3706
01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:37,380
a tour on me.

3707
01:55:37,380 --> 01:55:37,660
Is he?

3708
01:55:38,300 --> 01:55:39,700
Because I don't want to waste

3709
01:55:39,700 --> 01:55:41,100
my absolute time.

3710
01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:42,580
Shooting the cunt.

3711
01:55:46,020 --> 01:55:46,600
He's not.

3712
01:55:49,200 --> 01:55:50,710
What was that note there that I

3713
01:55:50,710 --> 01:55:52,320
just read about something?

3714
01:55:53,260 --> 01:55:53,860
Press the button.

3715
01:55:53,960 --> 01:55:55,080
Oh we need that stupid lock

3716
01:55:55,080 --> 01:55:55,580
thing.

3717
01:55:55,640 --> 01:55:55,760
Yeah.

3718
01:55:56,100 --> 01:55:56,300
Yeah.

3719
01:55:56,300 --> 01:55:56,500
Yeah.

3720
01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:56,640
Yeah.

3721
01:55:56,640 --> 01:55:56,780
Yeah.

3722
01:55:56,780 --> 01:55:56,860
Yeah.

3723
01:55:56,860 --> 01:55:56,940
Yeah.

3724
01:55:56,940 --> 01:55:57,400
We'll get there.

3725
01:55:57,440 --> 01:55:57,780
We'll get there.

3726
01:55:57,820 --> 01:55:58,240
We'll get there.

3727
01:55:59,320 --> 01:56:00,320
First things first.

3728
01:56:01,780 --> 01:56:02,920
Let's move upstairs.

3729
01:56:04,060 --> 01:56:05,400
Rapid stat pace.

3730
01:56:07,740 --> 01:56:08,760
Absolutely unbelievable pace

3731
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:11,900
has been set at the moment.

3732
01:56:12,660 --> 01:56:13,740
By yourself.

3733
01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:14,620
And well done.

3734
01:56:15,200 --> 01:56:15,600
Now.

3735
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:17,360
Look at this.

3736
01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:18,360
Ruby Tuesday.

3737
01:56:19,180 --> 01:56:20,120
Take control of him.

3738
01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:22,560
Asshole.

3739
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:29,160
I can't fucking believe it.

3740
01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:31,160
Just.

3741
01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:39,880
A few creamy little headshots

3742
01:56:39,880 --> 01:56:42,700
there.

3743
01:56:45,700 --> 01:56:46,220
Christ.

3744
01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:50,840
It's just not enough is it?

3745
01:56:50,960 --> 01:56:52,040
It's never enough for you.

3746
01:56:55,480 --> 01:57:00,030
You're still trying to grab

3747
01:57:00,030 --> 01:57:01,700
onto me.

3748
01:57:03,760 --> 01:57:05,880
I don't know that code.

3749
01:57:06,020 --> 01:57:06,980
We'll find that out in due

3750
01:57:06,980 --> 01:57:07,520
course.

3751
01:57:08,620 --> 01:57:09,060
Maybe.

3752
01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:10,660
Oh that's a lovely key as well.

3753
01:57:10,720 --> 01:57:11,580
That's beautiful stuff.

3754
01:57:17,220 --> 01:57:17,330
We can move on and take a herb

3755
01:57:17,330 --> 01:57:19,600
as well.

3756
01:57:19,820 --> 01:57:22,660
Because that is a real bad buzz.

3757
01:57:23,860 --> 01:57:24,700
Going around like that.

3758
01:57:24,740 --> 01:57:26,280
Let's examine the box.

3759
01:57:27,140 --> 01:57:28,380
A bejeweled box.

3760
01:57:29,280 --> 01:57:30,230
The jewels are doing the top of

3761
01:57:30,230 --> 01:57:31,720
this beautiful box.

3762
01:57:32,280 --> 01:57:33,270
There seems to be something

3763
01:57:33,270 --> 01:57:33,900
inside.

3764
01:57:34,040 --> 01:57:35,320
You can hear it rattling around.

3765
01:57:35,720 --> 01:57:36,760
We just need to.

3766
01:57:36,900 --> 01:57:38,080
As if you wouldn't just brute

3767
01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:38,900
force it open.

3768
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:41,360
That's the jewel.

3769
01:57:41,480 --> 01:57:42,420
And the fucking stupid.

3770
01:57:42,620 --> 01:57:43,200
The statue.

3771
01:57:43,320 --> 01:57:44,280
The one arm statue.

3772
01:57:44,480 --> 01:57:45,400
We put the arm in.

3773
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:46,280
And then we have to put

3774
01:57:46,280 --> 01:57:47,440
something in to get the scepter.

3775
01:57:47,560 --> 01:57:48,280
That'll get the jewel.

3776
01:57:48,380 --> 01:57:49,340
That'll go inside the box.

3777
01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:50,140
That'll open the box.

3778
01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:50,800
That'll give us something.

3779
01:57:50,880 --> 01:57:51,920
We need to do something else.

3780
01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:56,300
We'll combine those with those.

3781
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:56,960
Flame rounds.

3782
01:57:57,080 --> 01:57:57,660
No you can't.

3783
01:57:58,340 --> 01:58:00,120
We can't fucking combine that.

3784
01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:01,960
No you can't.

3785
01:58:02,100 --> 01:58:02,780
What's going on?

3786
01:58:08,020 --> 01:58:09,180
Let's just keep it moving.

3787
01:58:09,300 --> 01:58:09,440
Yeah.

3788
01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:10,790
I don't need to start fucking

3789
01:58:10,790 --> 01:58:12,280
examining my inventory all the

3790
01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:12,740
time.

3791
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:13,520
I know what I'm doing.

3792
01:58:14,340 --> 01:58:14,940
I just want you to be safe in

3793
01:58:14,940 --> 01:58:16,560
the knowledge that I know what

3794
01:58:16,560 --> 01:58:17,740
I'm doing as well.

3795
01:58:18,060 --> 01:58:18,920
In which case.

3796
01:58:19,240 --> 01:58:19,980
I'll stop and show you my

3797
01:58:19,980 --> 01:58:20,660
inventory.

3798
01:58:20,780 --> 01:58:21,840
Just as a bit of a show.

3799
01:58:22,020 --> 01:58:23,200
A show and tell piece.

3800
01:58:27,820 --> 01:58:29,100
Let's not take any of this.

3801
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:32,100
Let's not take that either.

3802
01:58:36,980 --> 01:58:37,780
There's something here.

3803
01:58:38,160 --> 01:58:39,420
To any survivors.

3804
01:58:39,700 --> 01:58:41,420
Consider this a gift for anyone

3805
01:58:41,420 --> 01:58:43,240
unfortunate to be alive.

3806
01:58:46,980 --> 01:58:48,440
Keep your eyes peeled.

3807
01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:50,360
For those creepy fucks.

3808
01:58:50,360 --> 01:58:52,120
That look like they were skinned

3809
01:58:52,120 --> 01:58:52,720
alive.

3810
01:58:53,140 --> 01:58:54,300
Liquors we call them.

3811
01:58:54,560 --> 01:58:55,500
They're blind as bats.

3812
01:58:55,900 --> 01:58:57,300
But they're hearing even more.

3813
01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:58,280
Ah fucking hell.

3814
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:00,280
But they're hearing.

3815
01:59:00,880 --> 01:59:01,480
Makes up.

3816
01:59:04,060 --> 01:59:05,300
But they're hearing.

3817
01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:09,500
More than makes up for that.

3818
01:59:10,980 --> 01:59:12,490
So as long as you don't run

3819
01:59:12,490 --> 01:59:14,340
around like a total eejit.

3820
01:59:14,900 --> 01:59:15,940
Guns a blazing.

3821
01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:19,070
You should be able to slip

3822
01:59:19,070 --> 01:59:20,600
right by them.

3823
01:59:20,720 --> 01:59:21,160
Probably.

3824
01:59:21,840 --> 01:59:22,620
Either way.

3825
01:59:28,920 --> 01:59:30,720
Make like my grandma.

3826
01:59:31,500 --> 01:59:32,870
And creep around as slow as

3827
01:59:32,870 --> 01:59:33,980
possible.

3828
01:59:34,200 --> 01:59:34,960
Around him yeah.

3829
01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:45,100
Not that I want to go.

3830
01:59:45,860 --> 01:59:47,160
But duty calls.

3831
01:59:48,160 --> 01:59:48,540
That.

3832
01:59:49,140 --> 01:59:50,440
And I need a shit.

3833
01:59:50,620 --> 01:59:51,800
Imagine they wrote that.

3834
02:00:01,700 --> 02:00:02,880
Into the next room.

3835
02:00:03,380 --> 02:00:03,820
Fuck.

3836
02:00:04,420 --> 02:00:05,340
Don't worry about him.

3837
02:00:11,900 --> 02:00:12,460
C4.

3838
02:00:14,360 --> 02:00:15,500
Plastic explosive.

3839
02:00:15,720 --> 02:00:16,560
Semtex.

3840
02:00:17,920 --> 02:00:19,540
Some guy's scriblins.

3841
02:00:20,340 --> 02:00:21,960
We thought we were out the woodwork.

3842
02:00:22,620 --> 02:00:24,120
You thought that was the end.

3843
02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:26,520
Of my reading series.

3844
02:00:27,060 --> 02:00:28,640
It's only just beginning.

3845
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:58,620
Thank you.

3846
02:00:58,620 --> 02:01:28,600
Thank you.

3847
02:01:28,600 --> 02:01:30,600
Thank you.

3848
02:01:30,600 --> 02:01:32,620
I need to fucking bring to the

3849
02:01:32,620 --> 02:01:33,600
role here.

3850
02:01:35,500 --> 02:01:36,430
Are there any directors, any

3851
02:01:36,430 --> 02:01:39,600
directors there that want, that

3852
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:42,520
understand what my motivation

3853
02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:43,640
is here?

3854
02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:49,080
Shake it out, says Skypipes.

3855
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:52,110
Play it like you're sad, Mr.

3856
02:01:52,110 --> 02:01:52,860
Man.

3857
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:57,530
My motivation is to survive,

3858
02:01:57,530 --> 02:01:58,180
okay?

3859
02:02:02,880 --> 02:02:06,880
JBP trying not to cry.

3860
02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:12,780
Give it a Marlon Brando feeling.

3861
02:02:13,220 --> 02:02:15,500
Imagine you're Ted Krasinski.

3862
02:02:15,640 --> 02:02:16,540
I don't know who he is.

3863
02:02:18,860 --> 02:02:20,280
Andrew Scott it up.

3864
02:02:24,360 --> 02:02:25,960
How would he go about that?

3865
02:02:28,940 --> 02:02:30,320
I can't do that.

3866
02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:32,190
I mean, if you're thinking, you're

3867
02:02:32,190 --> 02:02:33,820
on about fucking Moriarty doing

3868
02:02:33,820 --> 02:02:34,580
Moriarty.

3869
02:02:35,560 --> 02:02:36,580
And people are saying the Una

3870
02:02:36,580 --> 02:02:38,550
Bomber, but I mean, he was a

3871
02:02:38,550 --> 02:02:39,360
bomber.

3872
02:02:39,520 --> 02:02:40,700
I don't think he was like a

3873
02:02:40,700 --> 02:02:42,440
renowned personality that I can

3874
02:02:42,440 --> 02:02:43,480
try and affect.

3875
02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,650
Liam Neeson, I just can't, and

3876
02:02:45,650 --> 02:02:46,720
I'm not going to be able to

3877
02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:47,900
carry that sort of levity to

3878
02:02:47,900 --> 02:02:48,820
the situation.

3879
02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:50,760
It's nice that you thought of

3880
02:02:50,760 --> 02:02:52,680
that, but I don't think I can

3881
02:02:52,680 --> 02:02:53,500
do that.

3882
02:02:54,480 --> 02:02:55,460
Nice that you think about me in

3883
02:02:55,460 --> 02:02:56,720
that sort of way.

3884
02:02:58,500 --> 02:03:00,040
Maybe I could just do it myself

3885
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:01,620
the way, maybe I could just do

3886
02:03:01,620 --> 02:03:02,480
it like that.

3887
02:03:02,540 --> 02:03:03,770
You know, a man who's at his

3888
02:03:03,770 --> 02:03:05,240
wit's end in Raccoon City.

3889
02:03:06,000 --> 02:03:07,070
Raccoon City has fucking turned

3890
02:03:07,070 --> 02:03:08,580
the life out of me here.

3891
02:03:08,580 --> 02:03:30,900
Tommy Schlug.

3892
02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:31,950
I mean, I'm not going to do

3893
02:03:31,950 --> 02:03:32,340
that.

3894
02:03:32,400 --> 02:03:33,980
I don't think I can fucking

3895
02:03:33,980 --> 02:03:35,320
reach that level.

3896
02:03:35,320 --> 02:03:35,760
Tom!

3897
02:03:35,760 --> 02:03:39,740
What's the story?

3898
02:03:43,040 --> 02:03:42,380
Would you be up for doing a bit

3899
02:03:42,380 --> 02:03:45,270
of fucking acting masterclass

3900
02:03:45,270 --> 02:03:46,120
here?

3901
02:03:49,520 --> 02:03:50,700
Why don't I give it a shot?

3902
02:03:52,280 --> 02:03:53,320
I don't think, though, it's

3903
02:03:53,320 --> 02:03:54,840
going to work.

3904
02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:56,560
We're going to have to get you

3905
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:56,940
in.

3906
02:03:57,740 --> 02:03:59,740
Can we get you flown in from...

3907
02:03:59,740 --> 02:04:00,340
Where are you now?

3908
02:04:02,240 --> 02:04:03,380
I'm just uptown.

3909
02:04:05,120 --> 02:04:06,800
Can we get you flown in for a

3910
02:04:06,800 --> 02:04:08,300
special rendition?

3911
02:04:12,400 --> 02:04:13,240
Well, we can...

3912
02:04:13,240 --> 02:04:14,710
I'm not sure how long would

3913
02:04:14,710 --> 02:04:16,480
that take, but it's only...

3914
02:04:16,480 --> 02:04:18,380
It's only three pages.

3915
02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:20,680
I'm not sure I could bring much

3916
02:04:20,680 --> 02:04:21,820
to the role.

3917
02:04:23,140 --> 02:04:24,300
Can you move about?

3918
02:04:27,440 --> 02:04:28,120
I can.

3919
02:04:28,120 --> 02:04:28,140
I can.

3920
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:28,900
I can try it.

3921
02:04:32,660 --> 02:04:33,320
Okay, we'll send out a fucking

3922
02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:37,600
helicopter to you right now.

3923
02:04:37,720 --> 02:04:39,800
A helicopter is on its way...

3924
02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:41,820
...to go and get you.

3925
02:04:41,860 --> 02:04:42,520
Tommy Schlug.

3926
02:04:46,100 --> 02:04:47,240
I'm waiting for it.

3927
02:04:47,420 --> 02:04:48,600
I'm waiting for it right here

3928
02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:49,280
right now.

3929
02:04:55,340 --> 02:04:54,570
Helicopter on its way to get

3930
02:04:54,570 --> 02:04:57,160
the uncle.

3931
02:04:58,160 --> 02:04:59,860
I'm just going to open the door.

3932
02:05:00,820 --> 02:05:01,920
I'm just going to open the door

3933
02:05:01,920 --> 02:05:04,340
for you so you can leave it ajar.

3934
02:05:05,340 --> 02:05:07,240
Thank you very much.

3935
02:05:11,460 --> 02:05:11,180
You're not meant to do an

3936
02:05:11,180 --> 02:05:13,380
impression of me.

3937
02:05:14,580 --> 02:05:14,860
I know.

3938
02:05:14,920 --> 02:05:16,390
I was just doing an impression

3939
02:05:16,390 --> 02:05:17,650
of you to see if you were on

3940
02:05:17,650 --> 02:05:18,420
your game.

3941
02:05:19,560 --> 02:05:19,920
Okay.

3942
02:05:21,200 --> 02:05:22,880
Did someone just drop a bomb on

3943
02:05:22,880 --> 02:05:23,680
this ship?

3944
02:05:24,500 --> 02:05:26,240
Because that stuff was a blast.

3945
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:29,260
To see if you were on your game.

3946
02:05:29,360 --> 02:05:30,040
And the good news is...

3947
02:05:31,100 --> 02:05:31,890
You're well and truly on your

3948
02:05:31,890 --> 02:05:32,500
game.

3949
02:05:35,340 --> 02:05:36,100
Here we go.

3950
02:05:36,360 --> 02:05:37,400
I'm waiting for the helicopter.

3951
02:05:37,580 --> 02:05:37,980
Come on.

3952
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:40,600
Let's do it.

3953
02:05:41,420 --> 02:05:43,380
Hopefully, we can make it.

3954
02:05:47,100 --> 02:05:48,040
Thank you.

3955
02:05:49,040 --> 02:05:50,290
Normally, there would be a

3956
02:05:50,290 --> 02:05:51,500
review involved in that to

3957
02:05:51,500 --> 02:05:52,640
establish the facts.

3958
02:05:53,080 --> 02:05:54,520
He was diagnosed with fucking

3959
02:05:54,520 --> 02:05:56,060
sunshine boogeyman.

3960
02:05:56,340 --> 02:05:57,560
CN Kenya.

3961
02:05:59,280 --> 02:05:59,840
Keeping the old technologies

3962
02:05:59,840 --> 02:06:01,260
alive, right?

3963
02:06:01,680 --> 02:06:01,900
Yeah.

3964
02:06:02,060 --> 02:06:03,420
I'd keep moving if I was you.

3965
02:06:03,680 --> 02:06:03,940
Okay.

3966
02:06:04,100 --> 02:06:04,720
Look at that.

3967
02:06:05,140 --> 02:06:05,600
I suppose...

3968
02:06:05,600 --> 02:06:07,400
Whoa, it's a new ride down the

3969
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:08,440
fairground.

3970
02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:10,700
Thanks very much for the tip.

3971
02:06:10,840 --> 02:06:11,760
Big fat cunt.

3972
02:06:11,840 --> 02:06:12,560
Thank you very much.

3973
02:06:12,600 --> 02:06:14,110
And what a lovely, lovely thing

3974
02:06:14,110 --> 02:06:14,860
to say to me.

3975
02:06:18,080 --> 02:06:19,540
These ants are pissed.

3976
02:06:19,720 --> 02:06:20,420
Look at this lad.

3977
02:06:20,680 --> 02:06:23,610
He is fucking shitting himself,

3978
02:06:23,610 --> 02:06:24,320
man.

3979
02:06:24,660 --> 02:06:25,500
Watch this.

3980
02:06:27,620 --> 02:06:31,140
And we can see up his crotch.

3981
02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:32,720
What an undignified death.

3982
02:06:33,020 --> 02:06:34,800
You can see right up the skirt.

3983
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:36,620
Which is illegal.

3984
02:06:36,940 --> 02:06:37,660
Look at this guy.

3985
02:06:37,740 --> 02:06:39,200
He's a nasty piece of work with

3986
02:06:39,200 --> 02:06:39,680
a bat.

3987
02:06:41,260 --> 02:06:42,140
Fucking hell.

3988
02:06:42,140 --> 02:06:43,500
I fell that one.

3989
02:06:43,500 --> 02:06:44,240
Election denial.

3990
02:06:44,400 --> 02:06:45,260
Domestic terrorist.

3991
02:06:45,500 --> 02:06:46,460
A Putin apologist.

3992
02:06:46,820 --> 02:06:47,820
Do not be alarmed.

3993
02:06:47,820 --> 02:06:55,290
We need to chat man. Take a

3994
02:06:55,290 --> 02:06:57,640
seat here. Look loyal it's like

3995
02:06:57,640 --> 02:06:59,960
this. We have a situation. Now

3996
02:06:59,960 --> 02:07:02,170
you know how it gets. Loyal.

3997
02:07:02,170 --> 02:07:04,230
Did someone just drop a bomb on

3998
02:07:04,230 --> 02:07:06,530
this shit? Cause that stuff was

3999
02:07:06,530 --> 02:07:07,480
a blast.

4000
02:07:07,480 --> 02:07:19,480
Okay.

4001
02:07:19,480 --> 02:07:21,480
Okay.

4002
02:07:21,480 --> 02:07:23,480
Okay.

4003
02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:25,480
Okay.

4004
02:07:25,480 --> 02:07:27,480
Okay.

4005
02:07:27,480 --> 02:07:29,480
Okay.

4006
02:07:29,480 --> 02:07:31,480
Okay.

4007
02:07:31,480 --> 02:07:33,480
Okay.

4008
02:07:33,480 --> 02:07:35,480
Okay.

4009
02:07:35,480 --> 02:07:37,480
Okay.

4010
02:07:37,480 --> 02:07:39,480
Okay.

4011
02:07:39,480 --> 02:07:41,480
Okay.

4012
02:07:41,480 --> 02:07:43,480
Okay.

4013
02:07:43,480 --> 02:07:45,480
Okay.

4014
02:07:45,480 --> 02:08:13,480
*Rainless music*

4015
02:08:13,480 --> 02:08:15,290
You need to do better than that

4016
02:08:15,290 --> 02:08:17,480
Tom, you need to say some stuff.

4017
02:08:17,480 --> 02:08:19,480
Okay.

4018
02:08:19,480 --> 02:08:21,090
Sorry about that, I thought

4019
02:08:21,090 --> 02:08:22,480
that was enough, no?

4020
02:08:22,480 --> 02:08:24,120
But you need to move faster and

4021
02:08:24,120 --> 02:08:25,740
you need to say things. Read

4022
02:08:25,740 --> 02:08:26,480
the page.

4023
02:08:26,480 --> 02:08:28,480
Okay.

4024
02:08:28,480 --> 02:08:31,480
Take two, take two.

4025
02:08:31,480 --> 02:08:34,480
And action!

4026
02:08:40,480 --> 02:08:42,480
How are you getting on?

4027
02:08:46,480 --> 02:08:48,480
Thanks for joining us.

4028
02:08:50,480 --> 02:08:52,000
You need to read the fucking

4029
02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,830
text on the screen Tom, it says

4030
02:08:53,830 --> 02:08:55,420
something there, "Some guy's

4031
02:08:55,420 --> 02:08:56,480
scribbling."

4032
02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:58,920
Alright. I thought you said say

4033
02:08:58,920 --> 02:09:00,480
hello to everybody.

4034
02:09:00,480 --> 02:09:02,480
No, this is acting.

4035
02:09:02,480 --> 02:09:04,680
Yeah, but I was acting nice

4036
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:05,480
there.

4037
02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:08,770
You need to act the fucking

4038
02:09:08,770 --> 02:09:11,480
script on the page.

4039
02:09:11,480 --> 02:09:13,480
You see there's some guy scribbling.

4040
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:15,480
Here we go.

4041
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:16,480
Take three.

4042
02:09:16,480 --> 02:09:21,480
Years ago, I was Chinese.

4043
02:09:21,480 --> 02:09:25,480
And action!

4044
02:09:25,480 --> 02:09:35,480
Are you doing a bit of scribbling?

4045
02:09:35,480 --> 02:09:37,080
Are you doing a bit of scribbling,

4046
02:09:37,080 --> 02:09:37,480
yeah?

4047
02:09:37,480 --> 02:09:38,480
We shall look with it.

4048
02:09:38,480 --> 02:09:38,480
And cut!

4049
02:09:38,480 --> 02:09:39,130
You need to fucking just read

4050
02:09:39,130 --> 02:09:39,480
the lines.

4051
02:09:39,480 --> 02:09:40,480
Don't be doing any of your...

4052
02:09:40,480 --> 02:09:41,480
I'm trying to be nice.

4053
02:09:41,480 --> 02:09:42,150
You said to do a nice bit of

4054
02:09:42,150 --> 02:09:42,480
acting.

4055
02:09:42,480 --> 02:09:44,160
I know I said that, but don't

4056
02:09:44,160 --> 02:09:45,990
just say your fucking line that

4057
02:09:45,990 --> 02:09:47,480
you say all the time.

4058
02:09:47,480 --> 02:09:48,580
You need to fucking just read

4059
02:09:48,580 --> 02:09:49,950
the lines. Don't be doing any

4060
02:09:49,950 --> 02:09:50,800
of your...

4061
02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:52,290
I'm trying to be nice. You said

4062
02:09:52,290 --> 02:09:53,640
to do a nice bit of acting.

4063
02:09:55,360 --> 02:09:55,850
I know I said that, but don't

4064
02:09:55,850 --> 02:09:58,260
just say your fucking line that

4065
02:09:58,260 --> 02:10:00,100
you say all the time.

4066
02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:01,790
Say the bit on the page there,

4067
02:10:01,790 --> 02:10:03,440
Tom. Look, look. It says some

4068
02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:04,840
guy is scribblings.

4069
02:10:06,200 --> 02:10:07,080
Then there's another bit. Then

4070
02:10:07,080 --> 02:10:08,720
there's another bit.

4071
02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:10,560
I have to read all that?

4072
02:10:11,360 --> 02:10:11,760
Yes!

4073
02:10:13,580 --> 02:10:14,380
It's great.

4074
02:10:15,320 --> 02:10:16,460
Why do you think we got a

4075
02:10:16,460 --> 02:10:18,050
helicopter to fucking pick you

4076
02:10:18,050 --> 02:10:18,380
up?

4077
02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:19,820
Uptown.

4078
02:10:20,700 --> 02:10:22,440
I thought you wanted me to just

4079
02:10:22,440 --> 02:10:24,950
do the lines of people like me

4080
02:10:24,950 --> 02:10:25,860
to say.

4081
02:10:26,540 --> 02:10:28,080
Well, these are the lines. Here.

4082
02:10:28,080 --> 02:10:29,340
Read these lines.

4083
02:10:29,580 --> 02:10:30,960
Look, some guy is scribbling.

4084
02:10:31,700 --> 02:10:32,470
And then damn those corporate

4085
02:10:32,470 --> 02:10:34,180
assholes. Can you say that?

4086
02:10:35,240 --> 02:10:36,640
Damn those corporate assholes.

4087
02:10:37,360 --> 02:10:38,340
Yeah, and say it with a bit of

4088
02:10:38,340 --> 02:10:38,900
life.

4089
02:10:40,980 --> 02:10:42,800
Damn those corporate assholes.

4090
02:10:43,320 --> 02:10:44,080
That's it.

4091
02:10:44,480 --> 02:10:46,210
And try and emote as well. Try

4092
02:10:46,210 --> 02:10:48,260
and move around like you're on

4093
02:10:48,260 --> 02:10:49,000
stage.

4094
02:10:50,860 --> 02:10:51,960
Here we go. This is it. You

4095
02:10:51,960 --> 02:10:52,860
wouldn't need to give me any

4096
02:10:52,860 --> 02:10:54,040
more direction. That's fine.

4097
02:10:55,100 --> 02:10:55,740
Take four.

4098
02:10:57,960 --> 02:10:58,380
Set.

4099
02:10:59,380 --> 02:10:59,380
And...

4100
02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:01,560
Action.

4101
02:11:04,700 --> 02:11:23,940
Some guy scribblings. Did you

4102
02:11:23,940 --> 02:11:29,720
see it?

4103
02:11:29,720 --> 02:11:33,380
The old, uh, few corporate boys

4104
02:11:33,380 --> 02:11:35,940
uptown. Damn those assholes.

4105
02:11:35,940 --> 02:11:38,480
They cut me off. Actually, I

4106
02:11:38,480 --> 02:11:39,630
don't know why I fucked that

4107
02:11:39,630 --> 02:11:40,830
one up. We'll just go again now.

4108
02:11:40,830 --> 02:11:41,260
Take six.

4109
02:11:43,000 --> 02:11:43,550
Corporate boys? What the fuck

4110
02:11:43,550 --> 02:11:44,900
was that about?

4111
02:11:45,700 --> 02:11:46,710
I just, it says damn those

4112
02:11:46,710 --> 02:11:48,440
corporate assholes.

4113
02:11:49,520 --> 02:11:50,050
There's nothing in the text

4114
02:11:50,050 --> 02:11:51,440
there about uptown.

4115
02:11:55,600 --> 02:11:56,520
And action.

4116
02:11:59,220 --> 02:12:01,380
You see those scribblings there

4117
02:12:01,380 --> 02:12:03,560
of some guy? And I was doing a

4118
02:12:03,560 --> 02:12:05,720
bit of scribbling there.

4119
02:12:06,180 --> 02:12:06,500
Cut!

4120
02:12:07,240 --> 02:12:07,560
What?

4121
02:12:11,520 --> 02:12:12,460
What's wrong with you?

4122
02:12:13,480 --> 02:12:14,310
You're mumbling. You're just

4123
02:12:14,310 --> 02:12:16,170
fucking mumbling. You need to

4124
02:12:16,170 --> 02:12:18,200
just say the line as it's wrote.

4125
02:12:21,800 --> 02:12:22,280
Okay?

4126
02:12:23,420 --> 02:12:25,160
This is not fun anymore.

4127
02:12:26,600 --> 02:12:28,160
Throw yourself into the road.

4128
02:12:28,260 --> 02:12:29,460
Throw your fucking self in.

4129
02:12:29,460 --> 02:12:30,710
Literally throw yourself into

4130
02:12:30,710 --> 02:12:32,250
the fucking thing. Please be

4131
02:12:32,250 --> 02:12:32,980
careful.

4132
02:12:33,220 --> 02:12:34,740
Okay, we're ready. Set. And

4133
02:12:34,740 --> 02:12:35,740
action.

4134
02:12:37,880 --> 02:12:39,920
Some guy's scribblings there.

4135
02:12:39,920 --> 02:12:41,960
Did you see it? Those corporate

4136
02:12:41,960 --> 02:12:43,980
assholes. They cut me off.

4137
02:12:46,740 --> 02:12:47,400
After all I've done for them as

4138
02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:48,420
well.

4139
02:12:52,460 --> 02:12:55,010
If that's how they're gonna be

4140
02:12:55,010 --> 02:12:57,560
at it. I'm gonna have little

4141
02:12:57,560 --> 02:13:00,030
fun on my own as the world goes

4142
02:13:00,030 --> 02:13:02,900
to shit. I've boarded all those

4143
02:13:02,900 --> 02:13:06,080
pigs up in steel. In a steel

4144
02:13:06,080 --> 02:13:08,260
pen. I fucked that up. Why not?

4145
02:13:08,260 --> 02:13:08,560
Cut!

4146
02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:13,500
Action!

4147
02:13:13,500 --> 02:13:18,060
Some guy's scribblings. Damn

4148
02:13:18,060 --> 02:13:23,480
those corporate assholes. They

4149
02:13:23,480 --> 02:13:27,070
cut me off. They're all I've

4150
02:13:27,070 --> 02:13:30,220
done for them as well.

4151
02:13:30,220 --> 02:13:32,940
If that's how it's gonna be. If

4152
02:13:32,940 --> 02:13:35,520
that's how it's gonna be. I'm

4153
02:13:35,520 --> 02:13:37,820
gonna have a little fun on my

4154
02:13:37,820 --> 02:13:40,560
own as the world goes to shit.

4155
02:13:40,560 --> 02:13:42,840
Okay? I boarded all those

4156
02:13:42,840 --> 02:13:45,420
filthy pigs up in a steel pen.

4157
02:13:45,420 --> 02:13:47,910
And I get some C4. And all I

4158
02:13:47,910 --> 02:13:50,720
gotta do is detonate it. And it's

4159
02:13:50,720 --> 02:13:52,660
sayonara suckers.

4160
02:13:52,660 --> 02:13:58,420
Lovely, lovely stuff. And then.

4161
02:13:58,420 --> 02:14:00,500
It's no fun if it's over too

4162
02:14:00,500 --> 02:14:02,940
soon. Oh no. Maybe I'll give

4163
02:14:02,940 --> 02:14:05,090
that one, I'll give that one raven

4164
02:14:05,090 --> 02:14:06,670
loon something to really

4165
02:14:06,670 --> 02:14:08,750
fucking squeal about. Yeah.

4166
02:14:08,750 --> 02:14:10,520
Maybe I'll give him a little

4167
02:14:10,520 --> 02:14:12,300
toy. And tell him to kill the

4168
02:14:12,300 --> 02:14:14,280
guy next to you. And I'll spare

4169
02:14:14,280 --> 02:14:16,370
the others. I wonder what he'll

4170
02:14:16,370 --> 02:14:17,040
do.

4171
02:14:17,040 --> 02:14:19,970
You yell about justice. And you

4172
02:14:19,970 --> 02:14:22,800
yell about pride. But how many

4173
02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:25,420
times did you go against me?

4174
02:14:25,420 --> 02:14:28,550
Your own superior. Yeah, you're

4175
02:14:28,550 --> 02:14:31,050
such a good cop. So good you

4176
02:14:31,050 --> 02:14:34,080
had to die, right? Man, this is

4177
02:14:34,080 --> 02:14:37,000
fun. Man, I need some music for

4178
02:14:37,000 --> 02:14:38,040
this.

4179
02:14:38,040 --> 02:14:40,080
You yell about justice and

4180
02:14:40,080 --> 02:14:42,830
pride. But how many times? It's

4181
02:14:42,830 --> 02:14:45,500
the same line. How many times?

4182
02:14:45,500 --> 02:14:48,040
Oh yeah. Do I read it again?

4183
02:14:48,040 --> 02:14:52,220
I read the same line twice at

4184
02:14:52,220 --> 02:14:56,380
the end. Do I go again with

4185
02:14:56,380 --> 02:15:00,540
that one? Say the last bit

4186
02:15:00,540 --> 02:15:03,040
again there.

4187
02:15:03,040 --> 02:15:10,240
You come to me and you tell me

4188
02:15:10,240 --> 02:15:13,730
what? You tell me about justice.

4189
02:15:13,730 --> 02:15:18,000
You're talking pride. You don't

4190
02:15:18,000 --> 02:15:21,010
know the meaning of the word,

4191
02:15:21,010 --> 02:15:22,040
right?

4192
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:24,860
How many times you go against

4193
02:15:24,860 --> 02:15:28,130
me, your own superior? Yeah,

4194
02:15:28,130 --> 02:15:31,270
you're such a good cop. It's so

4195
02:15:31,270 --> 02:15:33,950
good you had to die. Man is

4196
02:15:33,950 --> 02:15:37,000
this fun. I needed some music

4197
02:15:37,000 --> 02:15:39,040
to this, baby.

4198
02:15:39,040 --> 02:15:41,090
I don't know what you were

4199
02:15:41,090 --> 02:15:43,180
doing with the accent there at

4200
02:15:43,180 --> 02:15:44,990
the end. I was trying to be

4201
02:15:44,990 --> 02:15:46,860
American. Trying to throw a bit

4202
02:15:46,860 --> 02:15:48,040
of spice into it.

4203
02:15:48,040 --> 02:15:50,780
It sounded weird. It sounded

4204
02:15:50,780 --> 02:15:53,570
weird, but everyone's saying

4205
02:15:53,570 --> 02:15:56,280
clap and that's great stuff as

4206
02:15:56,280 --> 02:15:57,040
well.

4207
02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:59,000
Thank you very much. And look,

4208
02:15:59,000 --> 02:16:00,820
if there's anybody out there,

4209
02:16:00,820 --> 02:16:02,360
any agents in Hollywood or

4210
02:16:02,360 --> 02:16:04,180
anything like that, I'm ready

4211
02:16:04,180 --> 02:16:05,040
to perform.

4212
02:16:05,040 --> 02:16:07,030
And you can see how easy it is.

4213
02:16:07,030 --> 02:16:09,120
I just turn it on very quickly.

4214
02:16:09,120 --> 02:16:11,120
Very quickly. That's how it

4215
02:16:11,120 --> 02:16:12,040
happens.

4216
02:16:12,040 --> 02:16:13,580
Tommy's soliloquy.

4217
02:16:14,180 --> 02:16:15,600
Thank you very much for the tip

4218
02:16:15,600 --> 02:16:16,040
there.

4219
02:16:17,180 --> 02:16:18,680
Anguish Panda as well.

4220
02:16:19,400 --> 02:16:20,140
Very kind here.

4221
02:16:20,480 --> 02:16:22,180
And Matty C.

4222
02:16:22,540 --> 02:16:23,680
Very, very kind here.

4223
02:16:24,220 --> 02:16:25,140
Very kind here indeed.

4224
02:16:25,420 --> 02:16:26,060
Hanley Man.

4225
02:16:27,160 --> 02:16:28,960
And Seamless Transition.

4226
02:16:29,500 --> 02:16:31,360
And Heavily Artistic Lodite.

4227
02:16:31,500 --> 02:16:32,340
Thank you very much.

4228
02:16:33,420 --> 02:16:34,460
Unbelievable stuff.

4229
02:16:35,600 --> 02:16:36,460
Thank you very much.

4230
02:16:37,740 --> 02:16:38,540
Thank you very much.

4231
02:16:38,540 --> 02:16:42,880
Thank you.

4232
02:16:43,200 --> 02:16:44,180
And clone them, Gibson.

4233
02:16:44,320 --> 02:16:45,060
Thank you very much.

4234
02:16:45,880 --> 02:16:46,930
Can I just have one more go at

4235
02:16:46,930 --> 02:16:47,800
it there?

4236
02:16:48,280 --> 02:16:49,060
For fuck's sake.

4237
02:16:50,140 --> 02:16:52,360
I feel like I really grabbed...

4238
02:16:52,360 --> 02:16:53,710
I really got a hold of the text

4239
02:16:53,710 --> 02:16:54,400
by the end.

4240
02:16:54,520 --> 02:16:56,120
And I just want to do it in a...

4241
02:16:56,120 --> 02:16:57,180
I want to show the...

4242
02:16:57,180 --> 02:16:58,810
The prospective casting

4243
02:16:58,810 --> 02:17:00,320
directors my range.

4244
02:17:00,720 --> 02:17:03,180
Because if I can do an American...

4245
02:17:03,720 --> 02:17:05,510
Then that unlocks a whole area

4246
02:17:05,510 --> 02:17:07,160
of America for me.

4247
02:17:07,560 --> 02:17:08,620
You know, the market.

4248
02:17:08,740 --> 02:17:09,540
The American market.

4249
02:17:11,000 --> 02:17:12,680
It will go again as Tommy the

4250
02:17:12,680 --> 02:17:14,080
American.

4251
02:17:15,840 --> 02:17:17,580
A brand new slate here.

4252
02:17:17,780 --> 02:17:19,420
Tommy the American ride...

4253
02:17:19,420 --> 02:17:20,320
Rides...

4254
02:17:20,320 --> 02:17:21,020
Reads...

4255
02:17:21,020 --> 02:17:21,620
Some...

4256
02:17:21,620 --> 02:17:22,860
Guys...

4257
02:17:22,860 --> 02:17:23,460
Scribblins.

4258
02:17:24,040 --> 02:17:25,070
It's definitely not Tommy the

4259
02:17:25,070 --> 02:17:26,680
American rides some guys.

4260
02:17:27,000 --> 02:17:27,540
Scribblins.

4261
02:17:27,720 --> 02:17:28,320
And Conrad.

4262
02:17:28,700 --> 02:17:29,600
Thank you very much.

4263
02:17:35,560 --> 02:17:37,740
This is my...

4264
02:17:37,740 --> 02:17:38,940
America.

4265
02:17:39,820 --> 02:17:41,100
Can you get that?

4266
02:17:41,780 --> 02:17:42,080
Be a bit...

4267
02:17:42,800 --> 02:17:43,860
The box on the screen a little

4268
02:17:43,860 --> 02:17:44,800
bit bigger.

4269
02:17:45,440 --> 02:17:46,740
To really capture the emotion.

4270
02:17:46,980 --> 02:17:47,240
Thank you.

4271
02:17:48,820 --> 02:17:49,300
Okay.

4272
02:17:49,480 --> 02:17:50,160
And you ready?

4273
02:17:50,860 --> 02:17:51,480
I'm ready.

4274
02:17:53,680 --> 02:17:55,300
This is an American movie.

4275
02:18:03,560 --> 02:18:02,090
You talking about some guy's

4276
02:18:02,090 --> 02:18:05,820
scribblins?

4277
02:18:07,080 --> 02:18:07,600
Shit.

4278
02:18:08,900 --> 02:18:10,640
Why not open that message up?

4279
02:18:15,740 --> 02:18:16,260
Damn.

4280
02:18:16,320 --> 02:18:18,830
Those copper lassos that cut me

4281
02:18:18,830 --> 02:18:19,440
off.

4282
02:18:21,320 --> 02:18:23,040
After all I'm done for the...

4283
02:18:23,040 --> 02:18:27,500
But if that's how it's gonna be...

4284
02:18:27,500 --> 02:18:29,990
I'm gonna have a little fun of

4285
02:18:29,990 --> 02:18:30,880
my own.

4286
02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:32,000
Before it goes to shit.

4287
02:18:33,280 --> 02:18:34,850
I bought all those filthy

4288
02:18:34,850 --> 02:18:36,880
little pigs up in the steel pen.

4289
02:18:37,680 --> 02:18:39,120
And some C4 too.

4290
02:18:41,120 --> 02:18:43,040
All I gotta do is detonate it.

4291
02:18:44,560 --> 02:18:46,240
And it's sign out, suckers.

4292
02:18:51,760 --> 02:18:52,720
You're not out of fret.

4293
02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:56,400
Next page.

4294
02:18:57,920 --> 02:18:58,320
Action.

4295
02:19:01,360 --> 02:19:02,400
But it's no fun.

4296
02:19:02,400 --> 02:19:04,880
If it's over too soon.

4297
02:19:04,880 --> 02:19:07,030
So maybe I'll give that woman raving

4298
02:19:07,030 --> 02:19:09,040
a little little squeal about.

4299
02:19:10,800 --> 02:19:11,340
Maybe I'll give him a little

4300
02:19:11,340 --> 02:19:13,640
toy and tell him kill the guy

4301
02:19:13,640 --> 02:19:14,880
next to you.

4302
02:19:16,400 --> 02:19:18,730
And, uh, fuck it. Um, that's

4303
02:19:18,730 --> 02:19:19,840
the next line now.

4304
02:19:21,120 --> 02:19:23,270
Sorry about that. Uh, kill the

4305
02:19:23,270 --> 02:19:25,280
guy next to you.

4306
02:19:25,280 --> 02:19:27,040
And I'll spare the others. I

4307
02:19:27,040 --> 02:19:28,000
wonder what he'll do.

4308
02:19:28,000 --> 02:19:40,470
It's nice to have a prop for

4309
02:19:40,470 --> 02:19:44,480
this.

4310
02:19:44,480 --> 02:19:45,680
Yeah, go on.

4311
02:19:50,400 --> 02:19:51,120
You yell about justice?

4312
02:19:51,120 --> 02:19:52,080
I'm sorry.

4313
02:20:03,600 --> 02:20:07,600
You yell about justice. Pride.

4314
02:20:07,600 --> 02:20:10,920
How many times did you go

4315
02:20:10,920 --> 02:20:15,440
against me your own superior?

4316
02:20:15,440 --> 02:20:20,410
You're such a good cop. So good

4317
02:20:20,410 --> 02:20:24,730
you had to die right? Man this

4318
02:20:24,730 --> 02:20:30,830
is fun. I needed some music for

4319
02:20:30,830 --> 02:20:30,980
this.

4320
02:20:30,980 --> 02:20:33,930
Did I walk off at the end of

4321
02:20:33,930 --> 02:20:37,900
that? Yeah keep going. I like

4322
02:20:37,900 --> 02:20:41,150
the way I delivered the lash

4323
02:20:41,150 --> 02:20:44,680
line as well. It kind of felt

4324
02:20:44,680 --> 02:20:48,870
nice. Yeah it was okay. I'm not

4325
02:20:48,870 --> 02:20:51,460
going to flatter you or

4326
02:20:51,460 --> 02:20:54,360
anything like that.

4327
02:20:54,360 --> 02:20:56,140
But I feel as though you need

4328
02:20:56,140 --> 02:20:57,520
to maybe work on those

4329
02:20:57,520 --> 02:20:59,070
characters a little bit

4330
02:20:59,070 --> 02:21:01,000
stronger before you take it to

4331
02:21:01,000 --> 02:21:02,360
stage or screen.

4332
02:21:02,360 --> 02:21:04,430
But other than that I want to

4333
02:21:04,430 --> 02:21:06,400
say thank you very much for

4334
02:21:06,400 --> 02:21:08,650
coming down and hopefully you

4335
02:21:08,650 --> 02:21:10,900
can resume whatever business

4336
02:21:10,900 --> 02:21:12,360
you are uptown.

4337
02:21:12,360 --> 02:21:15,030
And look if we get a shout from

4338
02:21:15,030 --> 02:21:18,180
any casting director we'll call

4339
02:21:18,180 --> 02:21:20,360
you that kind of a way.

4340
02:21:20,360 --> 02:21:21,960
You don't have to call them or

4341
02:21:21,960 --> 02:21:22,360
us.

4342
02:21:22,360 --> 02:21:25,880
Thanks very much. Okay no

4343
02:21:25,880 --> 02:21:28,330
problem. Thanks very much lads

4344
02:21:28,330 --> 02:21:30,360
we'll talk to you later.

4345
02:21:30,360 --> 02:21:32,360
Hello.

4346
02:21:32,360 --> 02:21:33,360
Hello.

4347
02:21:40,360 --> 02:21:40,920
Great stuff there. Great stuff

4348
02:21:40,920 --> 02:21:46,550
there from the uncle. An

4349
02:21:46,550 --> 02:21:48,620
absolutely barnstorming

4350
02:21:48,620 --> 02:21:51,000
performance of unbelievable

4351
02:21:51,000 --> 02:21:52,360
proportions.

4352
02:21:52,360 --> 02:21:54,430
It was great to get that sort

4353
02:21:54,430 --> 02:21:56,360
of range out of the guy.

4354
02:21:56,360 --> 02:21:58,760
And what about that? An

4355
02:21:58,760 --> 02:22:00,360
American.

4356
02:22:00,360 --> 02:22:03,120
Having an American character

4357
02:22:03,120 --> 02:22:06,100
really brought us to the edge,

4358
02:22:06,100 --> 02:22:08,720
the precipice of our senses,

4359
02:22:08,720 --> 02:22:10,360
our emotions.

4360
02:22:10,360 --> 02:22:11,870
We were grappling with a lot of

4361
02:22:11,870 --> 02:22:13,460
complex feelings and emotions

4362
02:22:13,460 --> 02:22:14,360
in that piece.

4363
02:22:14,360 --> 02:22:16,620
Some guys scribblings. And I

4364
02:22:16,620 --> 02:22:18,400
think the uncle actually really

4365
02:22:18,400 --> 02:22:19,910
hit it out the park with that

4366
02:22:19,910 --> 02:22:20,360
one.

4367
02:22:20,360 --> 02:22:22,360
And brought us to another level.

4368
02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:23,600
And then beyond that level onto

4369
02:22:23,600 --> 02:22:26,360
the next level. Duffmid.

4370
02:22:26,360 --> 02:22:27,610
Thank you very much there. And

4371
02:22:27,610 --> 02:22:28,360
Conrad.

4372
02:22:28,360 --> 02:22:31,360
And clone named Gibson. Now.

4373
02:22:31,360 --> 02:22:34,360
Back. And look at that.

4374
02:22:34,360 --> 02:22:36,840
A disgusting sequence of events

4375
02:22:36,840 --> 02:22:38,840
has taken place inside the

4376
02:22:38,840 --> 02:22:40,360
county library.

4377
02:22:40,360 --> 02:22:42,360
And Heston Blumenthal.

4378
02:22:42,360 --> 02:22:54,450
Thank you very much. Mr. Blumenthal.

4379
02:22:54,450 --> 02:22:56,910
An unbelievable piece of

4380
02:22:56,910 --> 02:22:59,360
dedicated software.

4381
02:22:59,360 --> 02:23:00,800
You've just launched us there.

4382
02:23:00,800 --> 02:23:02,360
Dumb man. Thank you very much.

4383
02:23:02,360 --> 02:23:05,010
And uh, look. Thanks as well to

4384
02:23:05,010 --> 02:23:07,390
the uncle who's probably just

4385
02:23:07,390 --> 02:23:09,430
on his way back uptown as we

4386
02:23:09,430 --> 02:23:10,360
speak.

4387
02:23:10,360 --> 02:23:12,430
But we're having to fucking

4388
02:23:12,430 --> 02:23:14,410
deal with an awful power of

4389
02:23:14,410 --> 02:23:16,810
wrongins inside this librarian

4390
02:23:16,810 --> 02:23:18,360
chic situation.

4391
02:23:18,360 --> 02:23:21,320
A lot of snacka toa east of

4392
02:23:21,320 --> 02:23:22,360
Java.

4393
02:23:22,360 --> 02:23:24,360
We have...

4394
02:23:24,360 --> 02:23:26,220
We don't have a fucking key for

4395
02:23:26,220 --> 02:23:27,360
it. Oh, we do.

4396
02:23:27,360 --> 02:23:28,400
A little bit of sex. But you

4397
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:29,490
don't tend to think about the

4398
02:23:29,490 --> 02:23:30,360
hip-hop culture.

4399
02:23:30,360 --> 02:23:31,520
You don't tend to think about

4400
02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:33,060
the hip-hop culture. Thank you

4401
02:23:33,060 --> 02:23:35,360
very much to the buff ranger.

4402
02:23:35,360 --> 02:23:37,360
And uh...

4403
02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:40,360
Yeah, look. I... I'm not...

4404
02:23:40,360 --> 02:23:42,360
Too gone on his American myself.

4405
02:23:42,360 --> 02:23:43,710
Even though I've just praised

4406
02:23:43,710 --> 02:23:45,360
it. Lambasted him with praise.

4407
02:23:45,360 --> 02:23:47,360
I uh...

4408
02:23:47,360 --> 02:23:49,650
Feel as though he might need to

4409
02:23:49,650 --> 02:23:51,360
stick to his roots.

4410
02:23:51,360 --> 02:23:53,530
And try and channel that before

4411
02:23:53,530 --> 02:23:55,930
he goes fully American or embraces

4412
02:23:55,930 --> 02:23:57,360
other cultures.

4413
02:23:57,360 --> 02:23:59,880
And also doesn't want to come

4414
02:23:59,880 --> 02:24:02,360
across or be seen as rude.

4415
02:24:02,360 --> 02:24:04,680
I mean, it was the first trial

4416
02:24:04,680 --> 02:24:07,360
run of his American character.

4417
02:24:07,360 --> 02:24:08,360
So...

4418
02:24:08,360 --> 02:24:11,550
I'm not sure what kind of area

4419
02:24:11,550 --> 02:24:13,360
that man was from.

4420
02:24:13,360 --> 02:24:14,360
Uh...

4421
02:24:14,360 --> 02:24:15,360
Didn't... It didn't have a...

4422
02:24:15,360 --> 02:24:18,360
A very location-specific...

4423
02:24:18,360 --> 02:24:19,360
Accent.

4424
02:24:19,360 --> 02:24:21,360
But it did...

4425
02:24:21,360 --> 02:24:22,360
It was American.

4426
02:24:22,360 --> 02:24:23,360
That...

4427
02:24:23,360 --> 02:24:25,360
Of that there is no doubt.

4428
02:24:25,360 --> 02:24:26,360
Of that there is no doubt.

4429
02:24:26,360 --> 02:24:29,360
If we brush these herbs into us.

4430
02:24:29,360 --> 02:24:30,360
At lightning pace.

4431
02:24:30,360 --> 02:24:31,360
Lightning speed.

4432
02:24:31,360 --> 02:24:32,360
Another chest.

4433
02:24:32,360 --> 02:24:33,360
Another...

4434
02:24:33,360 --> 02:24:34,360
Another...

4435
02:24:34,360 --> 02:24:35,360
Reading series.

4436
02:24:35,360 --> 02:24:37,360
Which is upon us right here.

4437
02:24:37,360 --> 02:24:39,040
And it's none other than a

4438
02:24:39,040 --> 02:24:40,360
guide pamphlet.

4439
02:24:40,360 --> 02:24:41,360
Enjoy your life.

4440
02:24:41,360 --> 02:24:42,360
Travel.

4441
02:24:43,360 --> 02:24:44,360
Welcome to Raccoon City.

4442
02:24:44,360 --> 02:24:45,360
Did you know?

4443
02:24:45,360 --> 02:24:46,860
While we're the home of the

4444
02:24:46,860 --> 02:24:48,570
pharmaceutical giant Umbrella

4445
02:24:48,570 --> 02:24:49,360
Corporation.

4446
02:24:49,360 --> 02:24:51,200
Raccoon City is a vibrant and

4447
02:24:51,200 --> 02:24:52,360
dynamic city.

4448
02:24:52,360 --> 02:24:54,740
With a long rich history of its

4449
02:24:54,740 --> 02:24:55,360
own.

4450
02:24:55,360 --> 02:24:57,360
In this guide.

4451
02:24:57,360 --> 02:24:59,360
We'll introduce you.

4452
02:24:59,360 --> 02:25:01,490
To just a few of the more

4453
02:25:01,490 --> 02:25:03,360
unusual points.

4454
02:25:03,360 --> 02:25:05,540
Of interest our city has to

4455
02:25:05,540 --> 02:25:06,360
offer.

4456
02:25:06,360 --> 02:25:07,860
The building in the center of

4457
02:25:07,860 --> 02:25:08,360
town.

4458
02:25:08,360 --> 02:25:10,360
Wasn't always a police station.

4459
02:25:10,360 --> 02:25:11,360
In fact.

4460
02:25:11,360 --> 02:25:13,360
Used to be an art museum.

4461
02:25:13,360 --> 02:25:14,910
Various features like the

4462
02:25:14,910 --> 02:25:16,360
unusual clock tower.

4463
02:25:16,360 --> 02:25:17,700
And the goddess statue in the

4464
02:25:17,700 --> 02:25:18,360
main hall.

4465
02:25:18,360 --> 02:25:19,360
Remind us.

4466
02:25:19,360 --> 02:25:21,360
Of a bygone era.

4467
02:25:24,360 --> 02:25:26,360
Orphanage.

4468
02:25:26,360 --> 02:25:27,100
The building in the center of

4469
02:25:27,100 --> 02:25:27,360
town.

4470
02:25:27,360 --> 02:25:28,100
The building in the center of

4471
02:25:28,100 --> 02:25:28,360
town.

4472
02:25:28,360 --> 02:25:29,100
The building in the center of

4473
02:25:29,100 --> 02:25:29,360
town.

4474
02:25:29,360 --> 02:25:30,100
The building in the center of

4475
02:25:30,100 --> 02:25:30,360
town.

4476
02:25:30,360 --> 02:25:31,100
The building in the center of

4477
02:25:31,100 --> 02:25:31,360
town.

4478
02:25:31,360 --> 02:25:32,100
The building in the center of

4479
02:25:32,100 --> 02:25:32,360
town.

4480
02:25:32,360 --> 02:25:33,150
The building in the center of

4481
02:25:33,150 --> 02:25:33,360
town.

4482
02:25:33,360 --> 02:25:34,090
The building in the center of

4483
02:25:34,090 --> 02:25:34,360
town.

4484
02:25:34,360 --> 02:25:35,090
The building in the center of

4485
02:25:35,090 --> 02:25:35,360
town.

4486
02:25:35,360 --> 02:25:36,100
The building in the center of

4487
02:25:36,100 --> 02:25:36,360
town.

4488
02:25:36,360 --> 02:25:37,130
The building in the center of

4489
02:25:37,130 --> 02:25:37,360
town.

4490
02:25:37,360 --> 02:25:38,100
The building in the center of

4491
02:25:38,100 --> 02:25:38,360
town.

4492
02:25:38,360 --> 02:25:39,100
The building in the center of

4493
02:25:39,100 --> 02:25:39,360
town.

4494
02:25:39,360 --> 02:25:40,100
The building in the center of

4495
02:25:40,100 --> 02:25:40,360
town.

4496
02:25:40,360 --> 02:25:41,100
The building in the center of

4497
02:25:41,100 --> 02:25:41,360
town.

4498
02:25:41,360 --> 02:25:42,100
The building in the center of

4499
02:25:42,100 --> 02:25:42,360
town.

4500
02:25:42,360 --> 02:25:43,100
The building in the center of

4501
02:25:43,100 --> 02:25:43,360
town.

4502
02:25:43,360 --> 02:25:44,100
The building in the center of

4503
02:25:44,100 --> 02:25:44,360
town.

4504
02:25:44,360 --> 02:25:45,100
The building in the center of

4505
02:25:45,100 --> 02:25:45,360
town.

4506
02:25:45,360 --> 02:25:46,100
The building in the center of

4507
02:25:46,100 --> 02:25:46,360
town.

4508
02:25:46,360 --> 02:25:47,160
The building in the center of

4509
02:25:47,160 --> 02:25:47,360
town.

4510
02:25:47,360 --> 02:25:48,190
The building in the center of

4511
02:25:48,190 --> 02:25:48,360
town.

4512
02:25:48,360 --> 02:25:49,100
The building in the center of

4513
02:25:49,100 --> 02:25:49,360
town.

4514
02:25:49,360 --> 02:25:50,100
The building in the center of

4515
02:25:50,100 --> 02:25:50,360
town.

4516
02:25:50,360 --> 02:25:51,100
The building in the center of

4517
02:25:51,100 --> 02:25:51,360
town.

4518
02:25:51,360 --> 02:25:52,100
The building in the center of

4519
02:25:52,100 --> 02:25:52,360
town.

4520
02:25:52,360 --> 02:25:53,100
The building in the center of

4521
02:25:53,100 --> 02:25:53,360
town.

4522
02:25:53,360 --> 02:25:54,100
The building in the center of

4523
02:25:54,100 --> 02:25:54,360
town.

4524
02:25:54,360 --> 02:25:55,100
The building in the center of

4525
02:25:55,100 --> 02:25:55,360
town.

4526
02:25:55,360 --> 02:25:56,100
The building in the center of

4527
02:25:56,100 --> 02:25:56,360
town.

4528
02:25:56,360 --> 02:25:57,100
The building in the center of

4529
02:25:57,100 --> 02:25:57,360
town.

4530
02:25:57,360 --> 02:25:58,100
The building in the center of

4531
02:25:58,100 --> 02:25:58,360
town.

4532
02:25:58,360 --> 02:25:59,100
The building in the center of

4533
02:25:59,100 --> 02:25:59,360
town.

4534
02:25:59,360 --> 02:26:00,100
The building in the center of

4535
02:26:00,100 --> 02:26:00,360
town.

4536
02:26:00,360 --> 02:26:01,100
The building in the center of

4537
02:26:01,100 --> 02:26:01,360
town.

4538
02:26:01,360 --> 02:26:02,100
The building in the center of

4539
02:26:02,100 --> 02:26:02,360
town.

4540
02:26:02,360 --> 02:26:03,100
The building in the center of

4541
02:26:03,100 --> 02:26:03,360
town.

4542
02:26:03,360 --> 02:26:04,100
The building in the center of

4543
02:26:04,100 --> 02:26:04,360
town.

4544
02:26:04,360 --> 02:26:05,100
The building in the center of

4545
02:26:05,100 --> 02:26:05,360
town.

4546
02:26:05,360 --> 02:26:06,100
The building in the center of

4547
02:26:06,100 --> 02:26:06,360
town.

4548
02:26:06,360 --> 02:26:07,100
The building in the center of

4549
02:26:07,100 --> 02:26:07,360
town.

4550
02:26:07,360 --> 02:26:08,100
The building in the center of

4551
02:26:08,100 --> 02:26:08,360
town.

4552
02:26:08,360 --> 02:26:09,140
The building in the center of

4553
02:26:09,140 --> 02:26:09,360
town.

4554
02:26:09,360 --> 02:26:10,100
The building in the center of

4555
02:26:10,100 --> 02:26:10,360
town.

4556
02:26:10,360 --> 02:26:11,100
The building in the center of

4557
02:26:11,100 --> 02:26:11,360
town.

4558
02:26:11,360 --> 02:26:12,120
The building in the center of

4559
02:26:12,120 --> 02:26:12,360
town.

4560
02:26:12,360 --> 02:26:13,100
The building in the center of

4561
02:26:13,100 --> 02:26:13,360
town.

4562
02:26:13,360 --> 02:26:14,100
The building in the center of

4563
02:26:14,100 --> 02:26:14,360
town.

4564
02:26:14,360 --> 02:26:15,100
The building in the center of

4565
02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:15,360
town.

4566
02:26:15,360 --> 02:26:16,100
The building in the center of

4567
02:26:16,100 --> 02:26:16,360
town.

4568
02:26:16,360 --> 02:26:17,100
The building in the center of

4569
02:26:17,100 --> 02:26:17,360
town.

4570
02:26:17,360 --> 02:26:18,100
The building in the center of

4571
02:26:18,100 --> 02:26:18,360
town.

4572
02:26:18,360 --> 02:26:19,110
The building in the center of

4573
02:26:19,110 --> 02:26:19,360
town.

4574
02:26:19,360 --> 02:26:20,100
The building in the center of

4575
02:26:20,100 --> 02:26:20,360
town.

4576
02:26:20,360 --> 02:26:21,100
The building in the center of

4577
02:26:21,100 --> 02:26:21,360
town.

4578
02:26:21,360 --> 02:26:22,100
The building in the center of

4579
02:26:22,100 --> 02:26:22,360
town.

4580
02:26:22,360 --> 02:26:23,100
The building in the center of

4581
02:26:23,100 --> 02:26:23,360
town.

4582
02:26:23,360 --> 02:26:24,180
The building in the center of

4583
02:26:24,180 --> 02:26:24,360
town.

4584
02:26:24,360 --> 02:26:25,100
The building in the center of

4585
02:26:25,100 --> 02:26:25,360
town.

4586
02:26:25,360 --> 02:26:26,100
The building in the center of

4587
02:26:26,100 --> 02:26:26,360
town.

4588
02:26:26,360 --> 02:26:27,100
The building in the center of

4589
02:26:27,100 --> 02:26:27,360
town.

4590
02:26:27,360 --> 02:26:28,090
The building in the center of

4591
02:26:28,090 --> 02:26:28,360
town.

4592
02:26:28,360 --> 02:26:29,100
The building in the center of

4593
02:26:29,100 --> 02:26:29,360
town.

4594
02:26:29,360 --> 02:26:30,100
The building in the center of

4595
02:26:30,100 --> 02:26:30,360
town.

4596
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:31,100
The building in the center of

4597
02:26:31,100 --> 02:26:31,360
town.

4598
02:26:31,360 --> 02:26:32,100
The building in the center of

4599
02:26:32,100 --> 02:26:32,360
town.

4600
02:26:32,360 --> 02:26:33,100
The building in the center of

4601
02:26:33,100 --> 02:26:33,360
town.

4602
02:26:33,360 --> 02:26:34,100
The building in the center of

4603
02:26:34,100 --> 02:26:34,360
town.

4604
02:26:34,360 --> 02:26:35,090
The building in the center of

4605
02:26:35,090 --> 02:26:35,360
town.

4606
02:26:35,360 --> 02:26:36,100
The building in the center of

4607
02:26:36,100 --> 02:26:36,360
town.

4608
02:26:36,360 --> 02:26:37,100
The building in the center of

4609
02:26:37,100 --> 02:26:37,360
town.

4610
02:26:37,360 --> 02:26:38,100
The building in the center of

4611
02:26:38,100 --> 02:26:38,360
town.

4612
02:26:38,360 --> 02:26:39,090
The building in the center of

4613
02:26:39,090 --> 02:26:39,360
town.

4614
02:26:39,360 --> 02:26:40,100
The building in the center of

4615
02:26:40,100 --> 02:26:40,360
town.

4616
02:26:40,360 --> 02:26:41,190
The building in the center of

4617
02:26:41,190 --> 02:26:41,360
town.

4618
02:26:41,360 --> 02:26:42,220
The building in the center of

4619
02:26:42,220 --> 02:26:42,360
town.

4620
02:26:42,360 --> 02:26:43,100
The building in the center of

4621
02:26:43,100 --> 02:26:43,360
town.

4622
02:26:43,360 --> 02:26:44,100
The building in the center of

4623
02:26:44,100 --> 02:26:44,360
town.

4624
02:26:44,360 --> 02:26:45,130
The building in the center of

4625
02:26:45,130 --> 02:26:45,360
town.

4626
02:26:45,360 --> 02:26:46,360
That's the question.

4627
02:26:46,360 --> 02:26:47,360
I've taken that arm.

4628
02:26:47,360 --> 02:26:48,360
I don't want to take it.

4629
02:26:52,360 --> 02:26:53,360
You need to take the arm.

4630
02:26:53,360 --> 02:26:54,370
And then you need to combine

4631
02:26:54,370 --> 02:26:55,360
that arm with something.

4632
02:26:58,360 --> 02:26:59,200
That's the fucking question

4633
02:26:59,200 --> 02:27:00,360
here.

4634
02:27:00,360 --> 02:27:01,810
I'm not going to look just in

4635
02:27:01,810 --> 02:27:03,210
case you're telling me the

4636
02:27:03,210 --> 02:27:04,810
exact information I crave and

4637
02:27:04,810 --> 02:27:05,360
need.

4638
02:27:06,360 --> 02:27:07,360
We do need a valve handle.

4639
02:27:07,360 --> 02:27:08,980
Is there a chest inside the

4640
02:27:08,980 --> 02:27:10,360
secretary's room?

4641
02:27:10,360 --> 02:27:11,980
If there is, we're cooking with

4642
02:27:11,980 --> 02:27:12,360
gas.

4643
02:27:12,360 --> 02:27:13,540
If there isn't, we're not

4644
02:27:13,540 --> 02:27:14,360
cooking with gas.

4645
02:27:14,360 --> 02:27:16,360
We're using an electric hob.

4646
02:27:16,360 --> 02:27:17,560
Which takes a little bit longer

4647
02:27:17,560 --> 02:27:18,360
to cook the meat.

4648
02:27:18,360 --> 02:27:19,360
Unfortunately.

4649
02:27:19,360 --> 02:27:20,790
But when it does get cooked, it

4650
02:27:20,790 --> 02:27:21,360
is cooked.

4651
02:27:21,360 --> 02:27:23,360
Let's not go down that way.

4652
02:27:23,360 --> 02:27:25,360
Lot of options here.

4653
02:27:25,360 --> 02:27:26,360
Fuck.

4654
02:27:26,360 --> 02:27:27,360
Scum.

4655
02:27:27,360 --> 02:27:28,360
Absolute fucking scum.

4656
02:27:28,360 --> 02:27:29,360
Sorry about that.

4657
02:27:29,360 --> 02:27:29,360
Uh-oh.

4658
02:27:29,360 --> 02:27:29,360
They made me do a fright like

4659
02:27:29,360 --> 02:27:29,360
that.

4660
02:27:29,360 --> 02:27:30,360
I don't have a replay button.

4661
02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:31,360
I'm not going to dwell on it.

4662
02:27:31,360 --> 02:27:32,360
I don't have a replay button.

4663
02:27:32,360 --> 02:27:33,360
I'm not going to dwell on it.

4664
02:27:33,360 --> 02:27:34,500
I used to do the replays as a

4665
02:27:34,500 --> 02:27:35,700
kind of thing that shows you

4666
02:27:35,700 --> 02:27:37,070
that I'm not embarrassed about

4667
02:27:37,070 --> 02:27:38,360
what's just happening.

4668
02:27:38,360 --> 02:27:38,960
But really it was a defense

4669
02:27:38,960 --> 02:27:39,360
mechanism.

4670
02:27:39,360 --> 02:27:40,160
You know, where I was going to

4671
02:27:40,160 --> 02:27:40,360
go.

4672
02:27:40,360 --> 02:27:41,360
I was going to go down that way.

4673
02:27:41,360 --> 02:27:42,360
I was going to go down that way.

4674
02:27:42,360 --> 02:27:43,360
I was going to go down that way.

4675
02:27:43,360 --> 02:27:44,360
I was going to go down that way.

4676
02:27:44,360 --> 02:27:45,360
I was going to go down that way.

4677
02:27:45,360 --> 02:27:46,360
I was going to go down that way.

4678
02:27:46,360 --> 02:27:47,360
I was going to go down that way.

4679
02:27:47,360 --> 02:27:48,360
I was going to go down that way.

4680
02:27:48,360 --> 02:27:49,360
I was going to go down that way.

4681
02:27:49,360 --> 02:27:50,360
I was going to go down that way.

4682
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:52,110
They made me do a fright like

4683
02:27:52,110 --> 02:27:52,600
that.

4684
02:27:54,680 --> 02:27:56,220
I don't have a replay button.

4685
02:27:56,300 --> 02:27:57,260
I'm not going to dwell on it.

4686
02:27:58,560 --> 02:28:00,020
I used to do the replays as a

4687
02:28:00,020 --> 02:28:01,600
kind of thing that shows you

4688
02:28:01,600 --> 02:28:02,640
that I'm not embarrassed about

4689
02:28:02,640 --> 02:28:03,440
what's just happened.

4690
02:28:04,960 --> 02:28:05,720
But really it was a defense

4691
02:28:05,720 --> 02:28:07,000
mechanism.

4692
02:28:07,740 --> 02:28:08,190
You know, where I was

4693
02:28:08,190 --> 02:28:09,770
embarrassed, but I was just

4694
02:28:09,770 --> 02:28:11,340
trying to pretend like I wasn't

4695
02:28:11,340 --> 02:28:13,140
by doing a fucking replay of it.

4696
02:28:15,040 --> 02:28:16,780
Let's just see here now.

4697
02:28:17,120 --> 02:28:19,380
Well, we open this fucking box

4698
02:28:19,380 --> 02:28:21,000
and move Pace back to the

4699
02:28:21,000 --> 02:28:22,480
fucking unit room.

4700
02:28:22,860 --> 02:28:24,820
We can save after we've opened

4701
02:28:24,820 --> 02:28:25,800
this box.

4702
02:28:26,480 --> 02:28:27,140
Come on.

4703
02:28:27,720 --> 02:28:28,470
Just give us something good

4704
02:28:28,470 --> 02:28:29,940
here to sing about, will you?

4705
02:28:30,620 --> 02:28:31,300
Give us something.

4706
02:28:33,720 --> 02:28:35,040
Swap that for a mixed.

4707
02:28:36,720 --> 02:28:37,160
We still need to go around to

4708
02:28:37,160 --> 02:28:39,300
the liquor room and get that

4709
02:28:39,300 --> 02:28:40,340
bolt cut.

4710
02:28:42,920 --> 02:28:44,910
Swap that box for a round

4711
02:28:44,910 --> 02:28:46,720
handle.

4712
02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:52,660
Come put you away.

4713
02:28:57,380 --> 02:28:56,380
Load up the fucking thing and

4714
02:28:56,380 --> 02:28:59,700
then we get rid of them.

4715
02:29:00,180 --> 02:29:01,280
Put that in there.

4716
02:29:01,840 --> 02:29:03,620
And then put you in there.

4717
02:29:04,260 --> 02:29:05,540
And that's us then, isn't it?

4718
02:29:07,460 --> 02:29:12,430
It can only load one round at a

4719
02:29:12,430 --> 02:29:17,630
time inside that single round

4720
02:29:17,630 --> 02:29:22,120
break action grenade.

4721
02:29:24,120 --> 02:29:24,520
Right.

4722
02:29:24,700 --> 02:29:24,920
Yeah.

4723
02:29:25,000 --> 02:29:25,920
Don't worry about this.

4724
02:29:25,980 --> 02:29:26,840
Let's keep it rocking.

4725
02:29:26,980 --> 02:29:27,680
Keep it rolling.

4726
02:29:28,200 --> 02:29:29,410
Speedrun is still well and

4727
02:29:29,410 --> 02:29:31,200
truly within our grasp.

4728
02:29:31,200 --> 02:29:43,440
Back around here.

4729
02:29:43,680 --> 02:29:44,480
Back around.

4730
02:29:46,100 --> 02:29:46,320
Don't have to.

4731
02:29:46,320 --> 02:29:47,620
Just get me answers and fast.

4732
02:29:47,680 --> 02:29:48,580
Samantha Hager.

4733
02:29:48,720 --> 02:29:49,660
Thank you very much.

4734
02:29:49,940 --> 02:29:51,200
Very, very kind of you.

4735
02:29:51,300 --> 02:29:52,800
Get me answers and fast.

4736
02:29:53,440 --> 02:29:55,500
Now this is my ass on the line.

4737
02:29:55,860 --> 02:30:08,460
Am I gonna go leg on this buck?

4738
02:30:13,320 --> 02:30:14,580
Oh, fuck off.

4739
02:30:15,440 --> 02:30:16,400
Sorry about that.

4740
02:30:16,720 --> 02:30:17,100
Sorry.

4741
02:30:17,520 --> 02:30:19,520
I'm losing the fucking...

4742
02:30:19,520 --> 02:30:21,630
I'm losing my chi here and my

4743
02:30:21,630 --> 02:30:24,520
cool, calm, collected...

4744
02:30:27,260 --> 02:30:27,700
Exterior is becoming shook,

4745
02:30:27,700 --> 02:30:31,140
shaken, and all of the above.

4746
02:30:31,400 --> 02:30:32,710
Look at these lovely, lovely

4747
02:30:32,710 --> 02:30:33,520
paintings.

4748
02:30:34,660 --> 02:30:37,770
And they do foreshadow the evilness

4749
02:30:37,770 --> 02:30:41,660
and evilicity of Chief Irons.

4750
02:30:42,360 --> 02:30:44,060
An absolute scumbag of the

4751
02:30:44,060 --> 02:30:45,240
highest order.

4752
02:30:45,780 --> 02:30:46,780
He's into his art.

4753
02:30:47,740 --> 02:30:49,220
Actually a nice painting.

4754
02:30:49,480 --> 02:30:51,090
I wonder if that was done as a

4755
02:30:51,090 --> 02:30:52,360
kind of...

4756
02:30:54,020 --> 02:30:54,930
You know, hat tip to the style

4757
02:30:54,930 --> 02:30:57,600
of the Renaissance boys back in

4758
02:30:57,600 --> 02:30:58,640
the day.

4759
02:30:58,660 --> 02:31:00,560
Or is that really one of those

4760
02:31:00,560 --> 02:31:02,640
paintings that under Creative

4761
02:31:02,640 --> 02:31:04,650
Commons has been allowed to be

4762
02:31:04,650 --> 02:31:05,260
used?

4763
02:31:05,260 --> 02:31:06,550
Because I know that happens in

4764
02:31:06,550 --> 02:31:07,260
some...

4765
02:31:07,260 --> 02:31:08,940
Some days.

4766
02:31:09,060 --> 02:31:10,440
A bit of Rossetti about that

4767
02:31:10,440 --> 02:31:11,740
painting says Conrad.

4768
02:31:12,180 --> 02:31:13,700
I don't know that name now, but

4769
02:31:13,700 --> 02:31:15,040
maybe it's right.

4770
02:31:20,000 --> 02:31:21,680
It's an evil residence.

4771
02:31:23,680 --> 02:31:26,090
And there we have the old star-spangled

4772
02:31:26,090 --> 02:31:27,340
banner.

4773
02:31:27,500 --> 02:31:28,920
The stars and stripes.

4774
02:31:29,740 --> 02:31:32,220
One star for every state.

4775
02:31:32,700 --> 02:31:34,820
And one stripe for every day of

4776
02:31:34,820 --> 02:31:35,900
the week.

4777
02:31:36,680 --> 02:31:38,300
And then a lovely...

4778
02:31:38,300 --> 02:31:41,580
Ceiling fan.

4779
02:31:42,560 --> 02:31:44,360
That you get in warm climates.

4780
02:31:44,560 --> 02:31:45,620
So we can really guess that

4781
02:31:45,620 --> 02:31:47,300
maybe Raccoon City has...

4782
02:31:48,140 --> 02:31:49,300
A bit of a warm climate.

4783
02:31:50,180 --> 02:31:50,920
Much more of a warmer climate

4784
02:31:50,920 --> 02:31:52,120
than here anyway.

4785
02:31:52,240 --> 02:31:53,800
Where these sort of fans really

4786
02:31:53,800 --> 02:31:54,720
don't...

4787
02:31:54,720 --> 02:31:55,640
You don't see them anywhere,

4788
02:31:55,640 --> 02:31:56,060
you know?

4789
02:31:58,140 --> 02:31:59,020
They're useless.

4790
02:32:00,040 --> 02:32:01,080
It's just to circulate the air,

4791
02:32:01,080 --> 02:32:01,820
really.

4792
02:32:01,880 --> 02:32:03,060
It's not to cool you down.

4793
02:32:03,060 --> 02:32:11,940
And as for these...

4794
02:32:11,940 --> 02:32:12,760
Carly Bear.

4795
02:32:12,960 --> 02:32:13,800
Lost child.

4796
02:32:13,960 --> 02:32:14,600
Still missing.

4797
02:32:15,460 --> 02:32:16,840
And Marvin Branagh.

4798
02:32:17,800 --> 02:32:19,640
Who sadly bit the bullet.

4799
02:32:20,180 --> 02:32:21,580
But we unlocked his desk.

4800
02:32:21,760 --> 02:32:22,840
And we've got some stuff from

4801
02:32:22,840 --> 02:32:23,200
him.

4802
02:32:23,420 --> 02:32:24,380
So even in...

4803
02:32:24,380 --> 02:32:25,890
Even in his passing, he's still

4804
02:32:25,890 --> 02:32:27,300
giving us some good stuff.

4805
02:32:27,520 --> 02:32:29,880
Thank you very much, Late Stage

4806
02:32:29,880 --> 02:32:31,040
Joe Persism.

4807
02:32:31,700 --> 02:32:33,450
Painting is a Russo romantic

4808
02:32:33,450 --> 02:32:34,800
period in it.

4809
02:32:35,240 --> 02:32:36,730
Thank you very much there, Art

4810
02:32:36,730 --> 02:32:37,820
Appreciator.

4811
02:32:38,740 --> 02:32:39,620
Very kind of you.

4812
02:32:39,740 --> 02:32:41,100
And I hope you're enjoying the

4813
02:32:41,100 --> 02:32:41,480
art.

4814
02:32:42,900 --> 02:32:43,640
And as we say that, there's a

4815
02:32:43,640 --> 02:32:45,320
drink called Arta.

4816
02:32:45,820 --> 02:32:46,640
Or Aorta.

4817
02:32:47,680 --> 02:32:49,000
And another one called...

4818
02:32:50,060 --> 02:32:50,700
Food.

4819
02:32:51,680 --> 02:32:52,640
Or Food.

4820
02:32:53,320 --> 02:32:53,640
Food.

4821
02:32:53,640 --> 02:32:53,640
Food.

4822
02:32:53,640 --> 02:32:53,840
Food.

4823
02:32:54,340 --> 02:32:55,560
What a strange...

4824
02:32:56,560 --> 02:32:57,680
Bit of label in there.

4825
02:32:58,300 --> 02:32:59,560
Very AI-esque...

4826
02:33:00,280 --> 02:33:00,840
Labeling.

4827
02:33:02,100 --> 02:33:02,610
Because if it's called Food,

4828
02:33:02,610 --> 02:33:03,780
you just...

4829
02:33:03,780 --> 02:33:05,380
You wouldn't have an E in the...

4830
02:33:05,380 --> 02:33:06,440
Before the D.

4831
02:33:06,820 --> 02:33:07,620
And then...

4832
02:33:07,620 --> 02:33:08,180
Compat.

4833
02:33:10,380 --> 02:33:11,800
Very strange stuff indeed.

4834
02:33:12,360 --> 02:33:13,760
We do know, however...

4835
02:33:13,760 --> 02:33:14,560
That our...

4836
02:33:14,560 --> 02:33:15,580
Valve handle...

4837
02:33:15,580 --> 02:33:17,300
Is about to get used...

4838
02:33:17,300 --> 02:33:18,340
Around the corner of the...

4839
02:33:18,340 --> 02:33:19,680
Fuck.

4840
02:33:19,680 --> 02:33:19,820
Fuck.

4841
02:33:23,820 --> 02:33:23,100
I'm gonna have to go medieval

4842
02:33:23,100 --> 02:33:26,600
on this buck with my...

4843
02:33:26,600 --> 02:33:29,000
Single use grenade launcher

4844
02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:29,840
round.

4845
02:33:30,080 --> 02:33:31,120
I don't want to do it.

4846
02:33:31,200 --> 02:33:32,600
It's not really my...

4847
02:33:32,600 --> 02:33:34,600
Preferred method of dispatchment.

4848
02:33:35,800 --> 02:33:36,600
But...

4849
02:33:36,600 --> 02:33:37,380
Needs must.

4850
02:33:39,540 --> 02:33:46,380
You absolute fucking clown.

4851
02:33:52,480 --> 02:33:54,200
And that was a real one.

4852
02:33:55,680 --> 02:33:56,800
Bit overkill.

4853
02:33:57,880 --> 02:33:59,240
But we're gonna do it.

4854
02:34:02,180 --> 02:34:03,100
Fucking hell.

4855
02:34:08,300 --> 02:34:09,480
What about this, huh?

4856
02:34:10,100 --> 02:34:11,220
Bet you ain't seen this before.

4857
02:34:13,220 --> 02:34:13,960
Can't use it.

4858
02:34:16,240 --> 02:34:17,820
You need a crank, not a handle.

4859
02:34:20,040 --> 02:34:21,000
All that for nothing.

4860
02:34:22,420 --> 02:34:24,040
I need to put this...

4861
02:34:24,040 --> 02:34:25,520
Speed run is still on, though.

4862
02:34:25,560 --> 02:34:26,220
That's the main thing.

4863
02:34:26,920 --> 02:34:27,760
I wonder if we can board up the

4864
02:34:27,760 --> 02:34:28,700
windows here.

4865
02:34:28,740 --> 02:34:30,180
Will that do anything for us?

4866
02:34:30,520 --> 02:34:31,640
Maybe these cons are coming

4867
02:34:31,640 --> 02:34:32,760
round and...

4868
02:34:32,760 --> 02:34:33,400
Getting back in.

4869
02:34:34,100 --> 02:34:34,760
Fuck that.

4870
02:34:34,760 --> 02:34:35,540
Fuck that.

4871
02:34:37,220 --> 02:34:38,380
Playing on normal difficulty

4872
02:34:38,380 --> 02:34:39,320
there.

4873
02:34:39,480 --> 02:34:39,760
Sam...

4874
02:34:41,360 --> 02:34:42,160
Haynesworth.

4875
02:34:46,160 --> 02:34:47,700
Fantastic name there.

4876
02:34:48,560 --> 02:34:49,160
Haynesworth.

4877
02:34:49,840 --> 02:34:50,940
What about this?

4878
02:34:51,120 --> 02:34:53,550
Gonna give this guy the Haynesworth

4879
02:34:53,550 --> 02:34:54,640
179.

4880
02:34:55,740 --> 02:34:57,480
That's the Haynesworth 959.

4881
02:34:57,480 --> 02:34:58,480
Right there.

4882
02:34:58,800 --> 02:34:59,880
You heard it here first.

4883
02:35:00,480 --> 02:35:01,740
You don't get that every day of

4884
02:35:01,740 --> 02:35:02,560
the week.

4885
02:35:02,640 --> 02:35:03,340
Sure you don't.

4886
02:35:04,000 --> 02:35:04,600
It's perfect.

4887
02:35:05,900 --> 02:35:07,390
My dual shock battery is

4888
02:35:07,390 --> 02:35:08,380
running out.

4889
02:35:08,460 --> 02:35:09,740
I need to plug it back in.

4890
02:35:14,380 --> 02:35:15,080
There we go.

4891
02:35:15,160 --> 02:35:16,540
I'm getting very hungry here.

4892
02:35:17,200 --> 02:35:18,430
As we reach the two and a half

4893
02:35:18,430 --> 02:35:19,380
hour mark.

4894
02:35:20,460 --> 02:35:21,540
Very, very hungry.

4895
02:35:21,660 --> 02:35:22,730
What's the score of the

4896
02:35:22,730 --> 02:35:24,360
Champions League, folks?

4897
02:35:24,680 --> 02:35:25,880
If you know, if you let me know,

4898
02:35:25,880 --> 02:35:27,100
that would be great.

4899
02:35:27,360 --> 02:35:28,540
Wasting all these rounds.

4900
02:35:31,400 --> 02:35:31,710
Absolute fucking waste of

4901
02:35:31,710 --> 02:35:33,020
rounds.

4902
02:35:48,020 --> 02:35:49,400
Now, let's move on.

4903
02:35:49,400 --> 02:35:52,060
Quickly and smoothly here.

4904
02:35:52,660 --> 02:35:53,750
Maybe into that room with our

4905
02:35:53,750 --> 02:35:54,800
brand new key.

4906
02:35:54,960 --> 02:35:56,180
Our brand new spade key.

4907
02:35:58,340 --> 02:35:59,300
What good's that gonna be for

4908
02:35:59,300 --> 02:35:59,980
us?

4909
02:36:05,140 --> 02:36:03,450
Speedrun's took an awful

4910
02:36:03,450 --> 02:36:07,620
fucking turn at the moment.

4911
02:36:07,900 --> 02:36:09,040
And apologies for anybody who's

4912
02:36:09,040 --> 02:36:10,180
tuned in for the speed.

4913
02:36:11,480 --> 02:36:13,270
What we will do is really bolster

4914
02:36:13,270 --> 02:36:15,420
our speed right now.

4915
02:36:16,020 --> 02:36:17,260
By finding a way.

4916
02:36:17,320 --> 02:36:18,390
We need to go around and into

4917
02:36:18,390 --> 02:36:19,650
the operations room with a bolt

4918
02:36:19,650 --> 02:36:20,200
cutter.

4919
02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:22,220
But it's not gonna be easy.

4920
02:36:22,560 --> 02:36:23,400
It's not gonna be easy.

4921
02:36:23,660 --> 02:36:24,260
There's a liquor.

4922
02:36:24,680 --> 02:36:26,030
We've got no rounds of bullets

4923
02:36:26,030 --> 02:36:26,560
left.

4924
02:36:27,600 --> 02:36:28,300
Unless we go out to the office,

4925
02:36:28,300 --> 02:36:29,880
into the safety deposit,

4926
02:36:30,360 --> 02:36:32,400
get the gunpowder and start

4927
02:36:32,400 --> 02:36:34,680
mixing up the medicine.

4928
02:36:34,760 --> 02:36:38,700
Through here.

4929
02:36:38,700 --> 02:36:39,260
Through there.

4930
02:36:40,620 --> 02:36:41,380
Bob's your uncle.

4931
02:36:42,380 --> 02:36:43,020
But you can't get in because

4932
02:36:43,020 --> 02:36:44,100
they're locked.

4933
02:36:44,200 --> 02:36:45,100
Those boxes are locked.

4934
02:36:46,140 --> 02:36:47,540
Those fucking boxes are locked.

4935
02:36:48,920 --> 02:36:49,360
Okay.

4936
02:36:49,360 --> 02:36:50,820
Pace is back on though.

4937
02:36:51,080 --> 02:36:52,170
Because we're gonna go for the

4938
02:36:52,170 --> 02:36:53,020
original idea.

4939
02:36:53,200 --> 02:36:54,510
What we will do, go around to

4940
02:36:54,510 --> 02:36:55,380
our lockbox.

4941
02:36:55,460 --> 02:36:57,100
We've got a few nice goodies

4942
02:36:57,100 --> 02:36:58,680
inside that lockbox.

4943
02:37:01,680 --> 02:37:04,030
And Real 1 on penalties is the

4944
02:37:04,030 --> 02:37:06,580
news coming through the feed.

4945
02:37:07,540 --> 02:37:09,190
Somebody else said Madrid or Atleti

4946
02:37:09,190 --> 02:37:09,940
won it.

4947
02:37:10,020 --> 02:37:10,990
So there's a lot of

4948
02:37:10,990 --> 02:37:12,960
misinformation going on here.

4949
02:37:13,660 --> 02:37:14,560
Let's store that.

4950
02:37:14,720 --> 02:37:15,620
Let's store that.

4951
02:37:16,400 --> 02:37:17,910
Let's fucking maybe not store

4952
02:37:17,910 --> 02:37:18,580
that.

4953
02:37:18,820 --> 02:37:19,780
Oh, there's 45.

4954
02:37:25,980 --> 02:37:27,160
Keep your flame rounds.

4955
02:37:28,880 --> 02:37:29,210
At this stage we'll need a

4956
02:37:29,210 --> 02:37:30,780
fucking hand grenade.

4957
02:37:30,940 --> 02:37:32,180
Even though I was stashing that

4958
02:37:32,180 --> 02:37:32,820
for later on.

4959
02:37:33,620 --> 02:37:35,370
Acid rounds work well against

4960
02:37:35,370 --> 02:37:37,680
biological opponents.

4961
02:37:43,940 --> 02:37:45,700
Round handle, quick draw army.

4962
02:37:45,800 --> 02:37:46,540
That's the one we want.

4963
02:37:46,720 --> 02:37:47,120
45.

4964
02:37:47,120 --> 02:37:53,110
Let me just see here if we can

4965
02:37:53,110 --> 02:37:55,440
go live to the fucking sports

4966
02:37:55,440 --> 02:37:56,140
desk.

4967
02:37:57,140 --> 02:37:58,220
For hopefully what will be a

4968
02:37:58,220 --> 02:38:00,380
very interesting end to this

4969
02:38:00,380 --> 02:38:01,080
game.

4970
02:38:01,180 --> 02:38:02,000
If it's still on.

4971
02:38:03,540 --> 02:38:05,020
Welcome to an impromptu bit of

4972
02:38:05,020 --> 02:38:07,900
penalty watching there.

4973
02:38:08,060 --> 02:38:10,040
Where I'm just going to try and

4974
02:38:10,040 --> 02:38:11,800
get the penalties up.

4975
02:38:11,880 --> 02:38:12,950
So I can fucking see what's

4976
02:38:12,950 --> 02:38:13,800
going on there.

4977
02:38:13,980 --> 02:38:14,280
Maybe.

4978
02:38:15,320 --> 02:38:16,540
Maybe it's already done.

4979
02:38:17,040 --> 02:38:18,020
Maybe it's already done.

4980
02:38:30,980 --> 02:38:32,060
It's already over.

4981
02:38:36,000 --> 02:38:37,760
And Atletico Madrid have won.

4982
02:38:38,760 --> 02:38:40,000
And that was a lie.

4983
02:38:40,720 --> 02:38:41,920
From Gridrin.

4984
02:38:42,500 --> 02:38:43,100
Oh, wait a second.

4985
02:38:46,140 --> 02:38:46,680
Oh, no.

4986
02:38:46,920 --> 02:38:47,600
Real have won.

4987
02:38:48,240 --> 02:38:48,780
Or have they?

4988
02:38:50,120 --> 02:38:51,320
You've got both teams on the

4989
02:38:51,320 --> 02:38:52,740
fucking pitch.

4990
02:38:53,020 --> 02:38:53,720
Going around.

4991
02:38:54,500 --> 02:38:55,260
Saluting the fans.

4992
02:38:55,380 --> 02:38:56,460
It's hard to really see who's

4993
02:38:56,460 --> 02:38:57,320
won at this stage.

4994
02:38:57,380 --> 02:38:58,000
I'm just guessing.

4995
02:38:58,420 --> 02:38:58,720
Oh, yeah.

4996
02:38:58,780 --> 02:38:59,360
Real have won.

4997
02:38:59,900 --> 02:39:00,300
Gridrin.

4998
02:39:00,500 --> 02:39:02,230
Apologies for saying you are a

4999
02:39:02,230 --> 02:39:02,820
liar.

5000
02:39:02,820 --> 02:39:02,880
Here.

5001
02:39:03,800 --> 02:39:07,000
And that was a save.

5002
02:39:11,560 --> 02:39:12,080
Yeah.

5003
02:39:12,300 --> 02:39:12,460
Yeah.

5004
02:39:13,100 --> 02:39:13,800
There we go.

5005
02:39:13,860 --> 02:39:15,460
That's the big news over in Dunwood.

5006
02:39:16,740 --> 02:39:18,060
That is the big news over in

5007
02:39:18,060 --> 02:39:18,720
Dunwood.

5008
02:39:19,200 --> 02:39:21,100
Interesting to see that happen.

5009
02:39:21,700 --> 02:39:23,120
Tom, any thoughts on the

5010
02:39:23,120 --> 02:39:24,300
situation?

5011
02:39:24,480 --> 02:39:26,670
I know that you're a big, big

5012
02:39:26,670 --> 02:39:27,980
fan of this.

5013
02:39:28,020 --> 02:39:28,780
I know you're there.

5014
02:39:29,480 --> 02:39:30,230
But any thoughts on the

5015
02:39:30,230 --> 02:39:31,180
situation?

5016
02:39:31,400 --> 02:39:32,810
And you've shaved your beard

5017
02:39:32,810 --> 02:39:33,660
since earlier on.

5018
02:39:34,320 --> 02:39:36,520
How did that go for you?

5019
02:39:36,760 --> 02:39:37,300
How did the...

5020
02:39:37,300 --> 02:39:39,200
How was the acting, Sam?

5021
02:39:41,340 --> 02:39:42,020
Very good.

5022
02:39:44,740 --> 02:39:45,920
And you shaved your beard?

5023
02:39:47,360 --> 02:39:47,760
Yes.

5024
02:39:49,460 --> 02:39:50,620
And Real have won.

5025
02:39:52,500 --> 02:39:53,260
And penalties.

5026
02:39:54,540 --> 02:39:55,220
Great stuff.

5027
02:39:55,700 --> 02:39:56,300
Great to have you.

5028
02:39:56,300 --> 02:39:57,320
And thanks very much for the

5029
02:39:57,320 --> 02:39:58,660
news and the information there.

5030
02:39:58,740 --> 02:39:59,640
We'll get back to the game

5031
02:39:59,640 --> 02:40:00,620
right here, right now.

5032
02:40:01,680 --> 02:40:03,040
Did someone just drop a bomb on

5033
02:40:03,040 --> 02:40:04,160
this ship?

5034
02:40:05,140 --> 02:40:06,680
Because that stuff was a blast.

5035
02:40:06,940 --> 02:40:08,600
So we have been moving at pace

5036
02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:10,060
throughout this game

5037
02:40:10,060 --> 02:40:11,600
in ways that none of you have

5038
02:40:11,600 --> 02:40:13,280
ever experienced before.

5039
02:40:13,380 --> 02:40:14,680
Jackie, thank you very much.

5040
02:40:15,440 --> 02:40:16,360
Very, very kind of you.

5041
02:40:16,480 --> 02:40:17,660
And Larry C.

5042
02:40:18,020 --> 02:40:18,520
Real won.

5043
02:40:18,660 --> 02:40:19,940
Alvarez slipped and scored his

5044
02:40:19,940 --> 02:40:20,500
penalty,

5045
02:40:20,620 --> 02:40:21,990
but it had ruled out by VAR for

5046
02:40:21,990 --> 02:40:23,100
hitting it twice.

5047
02:40:23,800 --> 02:40:26,070
So they even had a VAR moment

5048
02:40:26,070 --> 02:40:27,920
in penalties.

5049
02:40:27,920 --> 02:40:38,600
He fucking hit it twice.

5050
02:40:43,080 --> 02:40:43,520
Right.

5051
02:40:43,760 --> 02:40:44,900
Let's just see.

5052
02:40:45,540 --> 02:40:46,620
I mean, even before VAR,

5053
02:40:46,740 --> 02:40:48,390
there's been strange penalty

5054
02:40:48,390 --> 02:40:50,000
decisions made before.

5055
02:40:50,140 --> 02:40:51,370
You know, players touching the

5056
02:40:51,370 --> 02:40:52,680
ball accidentally before.

5057
02:40:52,860 --> 02:40:54,300
Or maybe...

5058
02:40:54,300 --> 02:40:55,800
What's the goalie moving off

5059
02:40:55,800 --> 02:40:56,500
the line?

5060
02:40:56,600 --> 02:40:57,300
All that kind of crack.

5061
02:40:57,380 --> 02:40:58,480
That's a standard one.

5062
02:40:58,860 --> 02:40:59,600
I've never actually...

5063
02:40:59,600 --> 02:41:00,480
I don't think I've heard of

5064
02:41:00,480 --> 02:41:00,800
that.

5065
02:41:02,380 --> 02:41:03,720
That sounds funny, though.

5066
02:41:04,600 --> 02:41:05,250
Reminds me of the fellow who

5067
02:41:05,250 --> 02:41:06,620
ran up to take a penalty

5068
02:41:06,620 --> 02:41:08,240
and slipped and didn't hit it

5069
02:41:08,240 --> 02:41:10,030
and it made it into a Nick Hancock's

5070
02:41:10,030 --> 02:41:11,760
Football Nightmares video.

5071
02:41:11,980 --> 02:41:13,160
And he kept on replaying it.

5072
02:41:13,840 --> 02:41:16,130
And it lives on in my mind as

5073
02:41:16,130 --> 02:41:18,280
Peter Devine.

5074
02:41:19,040 --> 02:41:20,030
Thank you very much for Wickham

5075
02:41:20,030 --> 02:41:21,320
Wonders, I think.

5076
02:41:22,660 --> 02:41:23,520
Larry Schlug.

5077
02:41:24,360 --> 02:41:26,040
Slipped, hit his left and right,

5078
02:41:26,200 --> 02:41:27,560
and then VAR cancelled it.

5079
02:41:27,780 --> 02:41:29,290
During the penalties at the end

5080
02:41:29,290 --> 02:41:30,200
of the match.

5081
02:41:31,560 --> 02:41:33,200
What a real hammer blow.

5082
02:41:33,980 --> 02:41:35,320
To your senses, that would be.

5083
02:41:38,180 --> 02:41:40,140
Let's just take this and do

5084
02:41:40,140 --> 02:41:42,380
with it what we will.

5085
02:41:42,660 --> 02:41:43,820
how we see fit.

5086
02:41:44,100 --> 02:41:45,140
We can get rid of the key.

5087
02:41:45,820 --> 02:41:46,760
Thank fuck for that.

5088
02:41:47,120 --> 02:41:47,760
Speed run.

5089
02:41:48,060 --> 02:41:49,020
Still intact.

5090
02:41:49,500 --> 02:41:50,700
As Kev Sassman.

5091
02:41:52,060 --> 02:41:54,020
Throws a few hobnobs our way.

5092
02:41:54,100 --> 02:41:54,980
Thank you very much.

5093
02:41:55,780 --> 02:41:57,580
The old hobnob goblin himself.

5094
02:41:57,860 --> 02:41:58,520
Kev Sassman.

5095
02:41:58,640 --> 02:42:00,020
Did you watch Nosferatu yet?

5096
02:42:00,460 --> 02:42:00,980
I haven't.

5097
02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:03,440
I'm not really arsed.

5098
02:42:05,280 --> 02:42:06,560
Warby Heinstein.

5099
02:42:07,840 --> 02:42:08,280
Warby.

5100
02:42:08,400 --> 02:42:09,480
Thank you very much there

5101
02:42:09,480 --> 02:42:10,590
for your kind, hard and

5102
02:42:10,590 --> 02:42:11,140
generous

5103
02:42:11,140 --> 02:42:12,780
Reinsteiger.

5104
02:42:13,300 --> 02:42:14,740
That was very nice of you.

5105
02:42:15,160 --> 02:42:16,360
And I'm going to show you

5106
02:42:16,360 --> 02:42:17,840
the true meaning

5107
02:42:17,840 --> 02:42:19,820
of flame rounds

5108
02:42:19,820 --> 02:42:22,040
against a demonic opponent.

5109
02:42:22,240 --> 02:42:23,320
Right here, right now.

5110
02:42:23,380 --> 02:42:24,180
We've saved the game.

5111
02:42:24,760 --> 02:42:25,620
What we'll do is just

5112
02:42:25,620 --> 02:42:27,020
throw a herb into the mix a lot.

5113
02:42:27,140 --> 02:42:27,720
No, I'll tell you what.

5114
02:42:28,260 --> 02:42:29,380
We'll swap that.

5115
02:42:31,780 --> 02:42:32,760
We'll keep that.

5116
02:42:33,280 --> 02:42:33,820
And then

5117
02:42:33,820 --> 02:42:35,380
we'll throw a fucking

5118
02:42:35,380 --> 02:42:36,220
first aid spray

5119
02:42:36,220 --> 02:42:37,340
into the mixing unit

5120
02:42:37,340 --> 02:42:38,700
and take all of that

5121
02:42:38,700 --> 02:42:39,680
into our soul.

5122
02:42:41,100 --> 02:42:42,060
This is beautiful.

5123
02:42:43,880 --> 02:42:45,040
Hold on to your seats.

5124
02:42:45,140 --> 02:42:46,360
It's about to get messy, yeah?

5125
02:42:49,360 --> 02:42:50,960
Shit's about to get stinky

5126
02:42:50,960 --> 02:42:51,500
around here.

5127
02:42:51,780 --> 02:42:52,840
Make sure you've brought

5128
02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:53,980
a few fucking wet wipes

5129
02:42:53,980 --> 02:42:55,340
and a bit of fucking links.

5130
02:42:56,660 --> 02:42:57,800
We're going to take a left.

5131
02:42:57,900 --> 02:42:58,440
We're going to go through

5132
02:42:58,440 --> 02:42:59,220
the west office.

5133
02:42:59,380 --> 02:43:00,180
Then we're going to go back

5134
02:43:00,180 --> 02:43:02,480
into the main chambermaid hall.

5135
02:43:02,800 --> 02:43:03,880
Then we're going to go around

5136
02:43:03,880 --> 02:43:04,660
the reception.

5137
02:43:05,880 --> 02:43:06,880
Rebecca ST.

5138
02:43:07,240 --> 02:43:08,740
Thank you very much for that.

5139
02:43:11,820 --> 02:43:12,660
West office.

5140
02:43:16,580 --> 02:43:17,780
And then into this

5141
02:43:17,780 --> 02:43:18,740
little zone unit

5142
02:43:18,740 --> 02:43:19,380
down here.

5143
02:43:19,520 --> 02:43:20,160
Very nice.

5144
02:43:20,420 --> 02:43:21,000
We've been through it

5145
02:43:21,000 --> 02:43:21,620
a few times.

5146
02:43:23,960 --> 02:43:26,580
A few sad, sad individuals

5147
02:43:26,580 --> 02:43:27,480
in this hallway.

5148
02:43:27,940 --> 02:43:28,740
Maybe I've left bullets

5149
02:43:28,740 --> 02:43:29,560
on the table here.

5150
02:43:31,080 --> 02:43:32,180
Sam likes pints.

5151
02:43:32,300 --> 02:43:33,180
Thank you very much.

5152
02:43:33,340 --> 02:43:34,300
Thank you.

5153
02:43:36,980 --> 02:43:38,120
You're about to witness

5154
02:43:38,120 --> 02:43:39,800
pure lick death.

5155
02:43:43,060 --> 02:43:44,140
Okay, maybe not.

5156
02:43:45,240 --> 02:43:45,880
Oh, fuck.

5157
02:43:46,160 --> 02:43:46,360
What?

5158
02:43:46,360 --> 02:43:47,980
I thought if I moved

5159
02:43:47,980 --> 02:43:49,140
slow, they wouldn't get me.

5160
02:43:52,640 --> 02:43:54,440
Die on fire, you bastard.

5161
02:43:56,140 --> 02:43:56,940
You're in front of Mr. Johnny

5162
02:43:56,940 --> 02:43:57,560
Hay.

5163
02:43:57,640 --> 02:43:58,820
He has a chip on his shoulder.

5164
02:43:58,980 --> 02:44:00,120
At least he's not a bag of chip.

5165
02:44:02,540 --> 02:44:04,420
Gavin Dre, thank you very,

5166
02:44:04,600 --> 02:44:05,000
very much.

5167
02:44:05,120 --> 02:44:07,180
Fantastic pace, as always.

5168
02:44:08,900 --> 02:44:09,820
Things are about to get

5169
02:44:09,820 --> 02:44:11,140
a little bit fucking nasty

5170
02:44:11,140 --> 02:44:11,620
right here.

5171
02:44:11,720 --> 02:44:13,300
If you don't like to see

5172
02:44:13,300 --> 02:44:15,600
abuse of demonic creatures,

5173
02:44:15,940 --> 02:44:17,000
please,

5174
02:44:17,000 --> 02:44:17,020
please,

5175
02:44:17,140 --> 02:44:18,040
lock away now.

5176
02:44:21,520 --> 02:44:23,100
Should've reloaded the colt

5177
02:44:23,100 --> 02:44:23,920
or the 45.

5178
02:44:29,400 --> 02:44:30,600
He's gonna get fucking

5179
02:44:30,600 --> 02:44:31,940
sandwiched here.

5180
02:44:32,620 --> 02:44:33,580
Thank you very much there,

5181
02:44:33,660 --> 02:44:34,120
Podge.

5182
02:44:36,060 --> 02:44:38,060
Let's put this guy into fucking

5183
02:44:38,060 --> 02:44:40,940
pastures.

5184
02:44:42,060 --> 02:44:43,660
Greener pastures for this cunt.

5185
02:44:43,980 --> 02:44:44,680
Oh, he's dead!

5186
02:44:46,180 --> 02:44:47,540
We did him in one.

5187
02:44:47,880 --> 02:44:48,780
One and done.

5188
02:44:49,520 --> 02:44:51,520
Died on fire.

5189
02:44:51,680 --> 02:44:53,640
And he's still moving, he looks

5190
02:44:53,640 --> 02:44:54,200
like.

5191
02:44:55,660 --> 02:44:57,580
Because he was absolutely

5192
02:44:57,580 --> 02:44:58,480
roasted

5193
02:44:58,480 --> 02:45:00,970
and scolded and burnt at the

5194
02:45:00,970 --> 02:45:01,500
stake,

5195
02:45:02,020 --> 02:45:05,220
he is now, he appears as a dead

5196
02:45:05,220 --> 02:45:06,320
gimp.

5197
02:45:06,320 --> 02:45:06,400
Gimp.

5198
02:45:07,340 --> 02:45:08,140
And look at that.

5199
02:45:08,840 --> 02:45:10,500
If any gimps out there

5200
02:45:10,500 --> 02:45:12,160
want to really

5201
02:45:12,160 --> 02:45:14,920
jazz up their gimp attire

5202
02:45:14,920 --> 02:45:16,700
and their fucking costume

5203
02:45:16,700 --> 02:45:17,560
for Halloween

5204
02:45:17,560 --> 02:45:19,000
or real life,

5205
02:45:19,580 --> 02:45:20,360
why not start

5206
02:45:20,360 --> 02:45:22,320
throwing flecks of red

5207
02:45:22,320 --> 02:45:23,240
on it

5208
02:45:23,240 --> 02:45:25,480
to really hammer home

5209
02:45:25,480 --> 02:45:26,760
how fucking scary that is?

5210
02:45:26,820 --> 02:45:27,900
Maybe if that's what you want.

5211
02:45:28,680 --> 02:45:29,760
And those toenails

5212
02:45:29,760 --> 02:45:31,140
could do with the trim.

5213
02:45:31,720 --> 02:45:32,000
Tom?

5214
02:45:34,780 --> 02:45:36,040
Definitely needs to go

5215
02:45:36,040 --> 02:45:37,120
to a chiropodist

5216
02:45:37,120 --> 02:45:38,220
about the feet

5217
02:45:38,220 --> 02:45:39,980
and get them seen to it.

5218
02:45:40,300 --> 02:45:41,980
But obviously too late now.

5219
02:45:43,080 --> 02:45:44,140
It's too late, baby.

5220
02:45:45,860 --> 02:45:47,060
But look,

5221
02:45:48,720 --> 02:45:50,260
maybe there is

5222
02:45:50,260 --> 02:45:52,880
a utilizational necessity

5223
02:45:52,880 --> 02:45:54,740
to have toenails

5224
02:45:54,740 --> 02:45:56,140
or claws that long.

5225
02:45:56,740 --> 02:45:57,920
Gives him a little bit

5226
02:45:57,920 --> 02:45:58,680
of extra grip

5227
02:45:58,680 --> 02:45:59,620
on the ceilings,

5228
02:45:59,740 --> 02:46:01,100
a little bit of extra purchase.

5229
02:46:01,100 --> 02:46:02,140
and then

5230
02:46:02,140 --> 02:46:02,900
when it comes to

5231
02:46:02,900 --> 02:46:03,820
attacking prey,

5232
02:46:04,420 --> 02:46:05,420
he can hold on to them

5233
02:46:05,420 --> 02:46:06,880
and really

5234
02:46:06,880 --> 02:46:08,420
go to town on them as well.

5235
02:46:09,380 --> 02:46:10,420
It would be interesting

5236
02:46:10,420 --> 02:46:10,960
to have

5237
02:46:10,960 --> 02:46:12,260
a biological

5238
02:46:12,260 --> 02:46:13,600
dissection

5239
02:46:13,600 --> 02:46:15,200
and dismemberment.

5240
02:46:15,720 --> 02:46:16,240
Dr.

5241
02:46:16,980 --> 02:46:18,480
Gunther von Hagen's

5242
02:46:18,480 --> 02:46:19,980
sort of live autopsy

5243
02:46:19,980 --> 02:46:20,560
on this book.

5244
02:46:20,660 --> 02:46:21,960
But maybe that'll be

5245
02:46:21,960 --> 02:46:23,020
in the future again.

5246
02:46:23,160 --> 02:46:24,220
We're really in the

5247
02:46:24,220 --> 02:46:25,540
very infant stages

5248
02:46:25,540 --> 02:46:27,520
of generative AI

5249
02:46:27,520 --> 02:46:28,780
and what will be capable.

5250
02:46:29,580 --> 02:46:30,880
Games will come to us.

5251
02:46:30,880 --> 02:46:31,960
and then there'll be

5252
02:46:31,960 --> 02:46:33,200
games that will be made

5253
02:46:33,200 --> 02:46:34,460
on top of games.

5254
02:46:35,020 --> 02:46:36,160
What with the capabilities

5255
02:46:36,160 --> 02:46:36,840
that we'll have

5256
02:46:36,840 --> 02:46:37,760
to transmorgify

5257
02:46:37,760 --> 02:46:38,840
and transform

5258
02:46:38,840 --> 02:46:40,100
the games that we've

5259
02:46:40,100 --> 02:46:40,920
got.

5260
02:46:41,040 --> 02:46:42,560
The games as we know them

5261
02:46:42,560 --> 02:46:43,160
now

5262
02:46:43,160 --> 02:46:44,680
will not exist.

5263
02:46:44,800 --> 02:46:45,220
So they will,

5264
02:46:45,300 --> 02:46:46,080
but they will be seen

5265
02:46:46,080 --> 02:46:46,980
as rudimentary

5266
02:46:46,980 --> 02:46:48,480
and kind of

5267
02:46:48,480 --> 02:46:49,140
archaic

5268
02:46:49,140 --> 02:46:50,040
compared to the

5269
02:46:50,040 --> 02:46:50,520
sort of

5270
02:46:50,520 --> 02:46:51,600
interactive,

5271
02:46:51,920 --> 02:46:52,480
endless,

5272
02:46:52,740 --> 02:46:54,160
imaginative arenas

5273
02:46:54,160 --> 02:46:55,120
that will be served

5274
02:46:55,120 --> 02:46:55,820
with.

5275
02:46:56,700 --> 02:46:58,540
and all of it

5276
02:46:58,540 --> 02:46:59,920
at the behest

5277
02:46:59,920 --> 02:47:00,580
of our tech

5278
02:47:00,580 --> 02:47:01,440
overlords.

5279
02:47:01,580 --> 02:47:02,260
It sounds like

5280
02:47:02,260 --> 02:47:03,160
a beautiful future.

5281
02:47:06,100 --> 02:47:07,440
And I'm glad

5282
02:47:07,440 --> 02:47:08,240
to be alive

5283
02:47:08,240 --> 02:47:08,820
in the age

5284
02:47:08,820 --> 02:47:09,260
of tech

5285
02:47:09,260 --> 02:47:09,780
right now.

5286
02:47:09,780 --> 02:47:10,760
Alida,

5287
02:47:10,920 --> 02:47:11,780
thank you very much

5288
02:47:11,780 --> 02:47:13,020
and thank you very much

5289
02:47:13,020 --> 02:47:13,920
for the tip as well.

5290
02:47:14,020 --> 02:47:14,900
Very, very kind of you.

5291
02:47:15,140 --> 02:47:15,840
We don't have our

5292
02:47:15,840 --> 02:47:16,680
Tesco club key.

5293
02:47:16,800 --> 02:47:18,340
We'll move on at pace.

5294
02:47:18,440 --> 02:47:19,120
We do have a

5295
02:47:19,120 --> 02:47:21,160
set of bolt cutters.

5296
02:47:22,280 --> 02:47:23,220
Mantis toboggan.

5297
02:47:23,300 --> 02:47:24,100
Thank you very much.

5298
02:47:24,760 --> 02:47:25,860
We've no boards

5299
02:47:25,860 --> 02:47:26,340
for that.

5300
02:47:27,740 --> 02:47:28,700
Let's keep it lit.

5301
02:47:28,800 --> 02:47:29,400
Keep it moving.

5302
02:47:29,740 --> 02:47:30,760
Into this room here

5303
02:47:30,760 --> 02:47:31,680
if there's one to the right.

5304
02:47:34,620 --> 02:47:35,060
Kassabal.

5305
02:47:36,120 --> 02:47:36,560
Kassabal.

5306
02:47:36,720 --> 02:47:36,880
Kassabal.

5307
02:47:36,880 --> 02:47:37,660
Take it down.

5308
02:47:38,520 --> 02:47:39,000
Kassabal.

5309
02:47:40,600 --> 02:47:41,460
And there we use

5310
02:47:41,460 --> 02:47:42,140
our bolt cutters.

5311
02:47:42,220 --> 02:47:42,780
We should have used

5312
02:47:42,780 --> 02:47:43,620
these earlier on.

5313
02:47:43,980 --> 02:47:44,500
Probably would have

5314
02:47:44,500 --> 02:47:45,620
saved us a world

5315
02:47:45,620 --> 02:47:46,200
of pain.

5316
02:47:47,340 --> 02:47:48,160
And that's the

5317
02:47:48,160 --> 02:47:49,040
snape that we need.

5318
02:47:49,740 --> 02:47:50,640
And that we can

5319
02:47:50,640 --> 02:47:51,540
safely say is the end

5320
02:47:51,540 --> 02:47:52,300
of the bolt cutters

5321
02:47:52,300 --> 02:47:52,760
ladies and gentlemen.

5322
02:47:52,880 --> 02:47:53,820
can put them in a box now.

5323
02:47:54,640 --> 02:47:55,300
That's done.

5324
02:47:56,620 --> 02:47:57,100
Speedrun.

5325
02:47:57,380 --> 02:47:58,560
Well and truly.

5326
02:47:59,140 --> 02:47:59,880
On its way.

5327
02:48:00,360 --> 02:48:01,600
And the electronic gadget

5328
02:48:01,600 --> 02:48:02,220
as well.

5329
02:48:04,280 --> 02:48:05,460
Fantastic work.

5330
02:48:06,280 --> 02:48:07,240
Fantastic stuff.

5331
02:48:08,500 --> 02:48:09,780
And a green herb as well

5332
02:48:09,780 --> 02:48:10,500
ladies and gentlemen.

5333
02:48:11,060 --> 02:48:12,160
You can combine that one

5334
02:48:12,160 --> 02:48:12,560
with that.

5335
02:48:13,060 --> 02:48:13,740
Enough of that.

5336
02:48:13,820 --> 02:48:15,220
A mixed green herb.

5337
02:48:15,340 --> 02:48:17,460
A lovely bit of bushweed there.

5338
02:48:18,040 --> 02:48:18,680
That's just

5339
02:48:18,680 --> 02:48:20,860
what would they call that?

5340
02:48:21,820 --> 02:48:23,940
A load of shake.

5341
02:48:25,120 --> 02:48:26,040
Reduce price.

5342
02:48:26,940 --> 02:48:27,820
And what about the key

5343
02:48:27,820 --> 02:48:28,540
code

5344
02:48:28,540 --> 02:48:30,200
to the locker room

5345
02:48:30,200 --> 02:48:31,900
CAP CAP.

5346
02:48:32,700 --> 02:48:33,900
Which we can then

5347
02:48:33,900 --> 02:48:34,960
go to the locker room with.

5348
02:48:34,960 --> 02:48:35,960
answers advance.

5349
02:48:36,320 --> 02:48:38,040
Now this is my ass on the line.

5350
02:48:38,340 --> 02:48:39,020
Willem de Friend.

5351
02:48:39,180 --> 02:48:39,940
Thank you very much

5352
02:48:39,940 --> 02:48:40,720
for your kind heart

5353
02:48:40,720 --> 02:48:42,480
and generous tip there.

5354
02:48:43,380 --> 02:48:44,420
From the denizens

5355
02:48:44,420 --> 02:48:46,760
of Spycraft the Great Game.

5356
02:48:47,640 --> 02:48:48,820
A flashbanger.

5357
02:48:50,100 --> 02:48:52,520
No fucking room for it.

5358
02:48:53,520 --> 02:48:55,120
What if we reload our gun there?

5359
02:48:55,920 --> 02:48:56,160
No.

5360
02:48:57,160 --> 02:48:57,660
About that.

5361
02:48:57,760 --> 02:48:57,900
No.

5362
02:48:58,940 --> 02:48:59,300
No.

5363
02:49:01,160 --> 02:49:02,400
You can only take six rounds

5364
02:49:02,400 --> 02:49:02,800
motherfucker.

5365
02:49:05,400 --> 02:49:06,440
And that's not gonna free up

5366
02:49:06,440 --> 02:49:06,940
space either.

5367
02:49:08,860 --> 02:49:09,860
It'll free up one.

5368
02:49:11,020 --> 02:49:12,420
You just discard these.

5369
02:49:13,720 --> 02:49:14,180
Yes.

5370
02:49:15,340 --> 02:49:15,800
Yes.

5371
02:49:21,700 --> 02:49:22,520
Lovely stuff.

5372
02:49:31,000 --> 02:49:31,240
About that.

5373
02:49:31,300 --> 02:49:31,900
That's locked.

5374
02:49:32,160 --> 02:49:33,580
That is a safety lock.

5375
02:49:33,660 --> 02:49:34,440
A Tammu lock.

5376
02:49:36,820 --> 02:49:37,860
Don't need any of that.

5377
02:49:37,940 --> 02:49:39,640
That's a heart-shaped keyhole.

5378
02:49:41,640 --> 02:49:42,640
Let's go through here.

5379
02:49:44,860 --> 02:49:46,380
Safety deposit room next.

5380
02:49:53,820 --> 02:49:54,620
What's there?

5381
02:49:54,760 --> 02:49:56,180
It said CAP.

5382
02:49:57,420 --> 02:49:58,460
On the fucking thing.

5383
02:49:58,520 --> 02:49:59,440
That's not a code.

5384
02:49:59,600 --> 02:50:00,780
Although, was I given

5385
02:50:00,780 --> 02:50:02,370
a fucking locker terminal key

5386
02:50:02,370 --> 02:50:02,660
code

5387
02:50:02,660 --> 02:50:03,660
there a minute ago?

5388
02:50:03,660 --> 02:50:13,060
Not happening.

5389
02:50:18,200 --> 02:50:19,240
East office.

5390
02:50:19,520 --> 02:50:20,560
Flash grenade.

5391
02:50:21,120 --> 02:50:22,400
High grade gunpowder.

5392
02:50:22,560 --> 02:50:23,100
Ages away.

5393
02:50:23,780 --> 02:50:24,420
West office.

5394
02:50:24,600 --> 02:50:24,960
Safe.

5395
02:50:28,080 --> 02:50:28,600
Upstairs.

5396
02:50:28,980 --> 02:50:29,420
And CAP.

5397
02:50:30,200 --> 02:50:31,740
Upstairs and then CAP.

5398
02:50:33,000 --> 02:50:35,140
CAP upstairs.

5399
02:50:35,980 --> 02:50:36,840
Maybe a quick

5400
02:50:36,840 --> 02:50:37,480
little

5401
02:50:37,480 --> 02:50:39,620
flash of the box

5402
02:50:39,620 --> 02:50:40,700
inside the room here.

5403
02:50:40,740 --> 02:50:41,100
We open

5404
02:50:41,100 --> 02:50:42,220
this up

5405
02:50:42,220 --> 02:50:43,380
and we put some stuff in.

5406
02:50:43,420 --> 02:50:44,040
A flashbang

5407
02:50:44,040 --> 02:50:45,500
inside our box.

5408
02:50:45,740 --> 02:50:46,280
Store that.

5409
02:50:47,240 --> 02:50:48,160
Store that herb.

5410
02:50:48,260 --> 02:50:49,460
No, store the red and green.

5411
02:50:50,280 --> 02:50:51,020
Keep the shake.

5412
02:50:51,940 --> 02:50:52,680
We'll store that.

5413
02:50:54,060 --> 02:50:54,360
Yeah.

5414
02:50:54,600 --> 02:50:55,600
And we're looking set.

5415
02:50:55,680 --> 02:50:56,340
We're looking good.

5416
02:50:56,420 --> 02:50:57,440
We need to go upstairs now.

5417
02:50:57,560 --> 02:50:59,020
CAP on the locker unit.

5418
02:50:59,380 --> 02:50:59,720
Then

5419
02:50:59,720 --> 02:51:01,300
into the C4 room.

5420
02:51:01,800 --> 02:51:02,860
We have no C4.

5421
02:51:02,860 --> 02:51:02,920
C4.

5422
02:51:04,460 --> 02:51:05,720
We will get the C4

5423
02:51:05,720 --> 02:51:06,440
somewhere else.

5424
02:51:09,720 --> 02:51:10,200
Upstairs.

5425
02:51:12,920 --> 02:51:13,780
Use the valve

5426
02:51:13,780 --> 02:51:14,600
in the steamy

5427
02:51:14,600 --> 02:51:15,740
washroom upstairs.

5428
02:51:15,940 --> 02:51:17,100
Thank you very much there

5429
02:51:17,100 --> 02:51:17,980
for letting me know

5430
02:51:17,980 --> 02:51:18,380
about that.

5431
02:51:18,420 --> 02:51:19,080
And that's a piece

5432
02:51:19,080 --> 02:51:19,880
of information that

5433
02:51:19,880 --> 02:51:20,900
for some reason

5434
02:51:20,900 --> 02:51:22,220
I can compute right now.

5435
02:51:22,480 --> 02:51:23,480
I couldn't compute

5436
02:51:23,480 --> 02:51:24,780
the text information

5437
02:51:24,780 --> 02:51:26,060
you passed on

5438
02:51:26,060 --> 02:51:26,780
to me earlier on.

5439
02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:30,260
But that's perfect.

5440
02:51:30,460 --> 02:51:31,440
I think it's just a

5441
02:51:31,440 --> 02:51:32,940
it's a very basic message

5442
02:51:32,940 --> 02:51:33,400
isn't it?

5443
02:51:34,100 --> 02:51:35,040
It's valve handle

5444
02:51:35,040 --> 02:51:35,740
upstairs.

5445
02:51:36,100 --> 02:51:36,920
I know what I'm doing.

5446
02:51:37,920 --> 02:51:38,540
But uh

5447
02:51:38,540 --> 02:51:39,760
there was little

5448
02:51:39,760 --> 02:51:40,580
brain activity

5449
02:51:40,580 --> 02:51:41,300
needed

5450
02:51:41,300 --> 02:51:42,060
to process

5451
02:51:42,060 --> 02:51:42,860
that command.

5452
02:51:43,620 --> 02:51:44,440
I tell you this.

5453
02:51:45,160 --> 02:51:45,880
We can use that

5454
02:51:45,880 --> 02:51:46,360
right here

5455
02:51:46,360 --> 02:51:46,880
right now.

5456
02:51:49,420 --> 02:51:50,300
And where was that

5457
02:51:50,300 --> 02:51:50,600
lock?

5458
02:51:50,740 --> 02:51:51,240
The other lock

5459
02:51:51,240 --> 02:51:52,380
was somewhere else

5460
02:51:52,380 --> 02:51:52,680
was it?

5461
02:51:54,400 --> 02:51:55,000
Maybe in

5462
02:51:55,000 --> 02:51:55,780
maybe this one.

5463
02:51:57,840 --> 02:51:58,540
There we go.

5464
02:51:59,980 --> 02:52:00,680
There we go.

5465
02:52:01,000 --> 02:52:02,120
And more flame rounds.

5466
02:52:06,420 --> 02:52:07,400
We are moving

5467
02:52:07,400 --> 02:52:08,700
at an alarming pace

5468
02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:09,280
at the moment.

5469
02:52:10,220 --> 02:52:11,000
Watch out.

5470
02:52:12,720 --> 02:52:13,920
Watch the F out.

5471
02:52:15,280 --> 02:52:16,120
I know there's

5472
02:52:16,120 --> 02:52:16,940
going to be a spooky

5473
02:52:16,940 --> 02:52:17,560
moment here.

5474
02:52:17,620 --> 02:52:18,160
I'm not going to get

5475
02:52:18,160 --> 02:52:18,680
caught out.

5476
02:52:19,760 --> 02:52:20,540
Maybe in here.

5477
02:52:35,920 --> 02:52:36,380
Yeah.

5478
02:52:36,620 --> 02:52:37,640
Not going to scare me.

5479
02:52:38,700 --> 02:52:40,220
Nine to C4.

5480
02:52:40,460 --> 02:52:41,620
Nine to C4.

5481
02:52:41,780 --> 02:52:42,700
Thank you very much

5482
02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:43,720
Nintendo Game Boy.

5483
02:52:46,620 --> 02:52:47,780
Nintendo's game box.

5484
02:52:50,220 --> 02:52:50,980
Beautiful stuff.

5485
02:52:52,980 --> 02:52:53,880
And there's a liquor

5486
02:52:53,880 --> 02:52:54,480
inside here.

5487
02:52:54,560 --> 02:52:54,680
Now

5488
02:52:54,680 --> 02:52:56,100
interesting approach

5489
02:52:56,100 --> 02:52:57,120
I want to take to this.

5490
02:52:57,480 --> 02:52:58,420
I'm going to try

5491
02:52:58,420 --> 02:53:00,120
and do the slow

5492
02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:00,620
movement

5493
02:53:00,620 --> 02:53:02,400
which should

5494
02:53:02,400 --> 02:53:04,300
provide us

5495
02:53:04,300 --> 02:53:05,560
with a safe passage

5496
02:53:05,560 --> 02:53:07,480
through here.

5497
02:53:08,080 --> 02:53:08,640
We don't want to go

5498
02:53:08,640 --> 02:53:09,180
too fast.

5499
02:53:09,320 --> 02:53:09,960
We know this

5500
02:53:09,960 --> 02:53:12,320
unbelievable

5501
02:53:12,320 --> 02:53:13,620
Chance Hauser

5502
02:53:13,620 --> 02:53:14,860
is probably still alive.

5503
02:53:15,080 --> 02:53:15,280
No.

5504
02:53:15,720 --> 02:53:16,360
Hopefully not.

5505
02:53:18,080 --> 02:53:19,080
And I'm moving

5506
02:53:19,080 --> 02:53:19,900
and creeping

5507
02:53:19,900 --> 02:53:20,880
nice and slow.

5508
02:53:23,460 --> 02:53:23,880
Creeping,

5509
02:53:23,980 --> 02:53:24,500
not sleeping.

5510
02:53:25,040 --> 02:53:25,980
Straight into the

5511
02:53:25,980 --> 02:53:26,560
mixing unit.

5512
02:53:27,820 --> 02:53:29,180
And this is a safe house

5513
02:53:29,180 --> 02:53:29,520
right here.

5514
02:53:29,580 --> 02:53:30,620
It's the star's office.

5515
02:53:33,280 --> 02:53:35,080
And an internal memo to boo.

5516
02:53:35,080 --> 02:53:49,040
September 22, 98.

5517
02:53:50,620 --> 02:53:51,680
Office supply

5518
02:53:51,680 --> 02:53:53,620
internal relocation notice.

5519
02:53:55,080 --> 02:53:55,780
Heat resistant

5520
02:53:55,780 --> 02:53:57,520
three number combo safe

5521
02:53:57,520 --> 02:53:59,060
moved from star's office

5522
02:53:59,060 --> 02:54:00,180
to west office.

5523
02:54:00,180 --> 02:54:06,580
The combo is

5524
02:54:06,580 --> 02:54:07,120
left nine,

5525
02:54:07,220 --> 02:54:07,860
right 15,

5526
02:54:07,960 --> 02:54:08,600
left seven.

5527
02:54:09,440 --> 02:54:10,420
Change the combo

5528
02:54:10,420 --> 02:54:11,180
ASAP.

5529
02:54:13,520 --> 02:54:14,620
Upon receipt.

5530
02:54:17,900 --> 02:54:19,020
RPD facility

5531
02:54:19,020 --> 02:54:20,300
maintenance department.

5532
02:54:20,300 --> 02:54:20,300
Thank you.

5533
02:54:20,300 --> 02:54:20,300
Thank you.

5534
02:54:20,300 --> 02:54:30,700
What's this?

5535
02:54:31,400 --> 02:54:32,520
A lovely little

5536
02:54:32,520 --> 02:54:33,280
juracell.

5537
02:54:36,280 --> 02:54:37,180
What's that in there?

5538
02:54:37,220 --> 02:54:37,740
That's going to go

5539
02:54:37,740 --> 02:54:38,340
into something.

5540
02:54:39,640 --> 02:54:40,820
Got to go into something.

5541
02:54:41,900 --> 02:54:42,700
None of this shit

5542
02:54:42,700 --> 02:54:43,280
is useless.

5543
02:54:43,960 --> 02:54:44,840
We only have one

5544
02:54:44,840 --> 02:54:45,840
little slot box

5545
02:54:45,840 --> 02:54:46,200
enabled,

5546
02:54:46,300 --> 02:54:47,180
so we'll keep that there.

5547
02:54:47,240 --> 02:54:47,960
It'll be remembered

5548
02:54:47,960 --> 02:54:49,120
on our map of maps.

5549
02:54:50,120 --> 02:54:51,780
Gunpowder,

5550
02:54:51,880 --> 02:54:52,760
not necessary

5551
02:54:52,760 --> 02:54:53,520
unless we've got one

5552
02:54:53,520 --> 02:54:54,400
in the mixing chamber.

5553
02:54:55,060 --> 02:54:55,700
We do.

5554
02:54:55,840 --> 02:54:56,580
Let's mix something

5555
02:54:56,580 --> 02:54:57,540
up nice with that.

5556
02:54:57,940 --> 02:54:58,440
Combine.

5557
02:55:00,040 --> 02:55:00,480
Flare,

5558
02:55:00,660 --> 02:55:01,640
bio rounds.

5559
02:55:02,020 --> 02:55:03,560
Fucking acid rounds.

5560
02:55:04,400 --> 02:55:05,240
Flame rounds.

5561
02:55:07,000 --> 02:55:08,360
I don't like the single,

5562
02:55:08,460 --> 02:55:09,140
is there a mod

5563
02:55:09,140 --> 02:55:09,760
for the fucking

5564
02:55:09,760 --> 02:55:10,740
grenade launcher

5565
02:55:10,740 --> 02:55:11,880
that puts multiple

5566
02:55:11,880 --> 02:55:12,460
rounds in it

5567
02:55:12,460 --> 02:55:13,540
because this is just

5568
02:55:13,540 --> 02:55:14,800
chaos at the moment.

5569
02:55:16,320 --> 02:55:16,980
Can you not fucking

5570
02:55:16,980 --> 02:55:17,920
combine to

5571
02:55:17,920 --> 02:55:19,600
flashers?

5572
02:55:19,940 --> 02:55:20,640
combine.

5573
02:55:20,640 --> 02:55:20,740
Combine.

5574
02:55:21,740 --> 02:55:22,520
You can.

5575
02:55:26,520 --> 02:55:27,980
USB stick needed.

5576
02:55:38,600 --> 02:55:39,840
Leon's memo!

5577
02:55:39,840 --> 02:55:48,320
Dear Claire,

5578
02:55:48,320 --> 02:55:50,900
I hope you get this.

5579
02:55:52,180 --> 02:55:53,680
This place is crawling

5580
02:55:53,680 --> 02:55:54,500
with monsters

5581
02:55:54,500 --> 02:55:55,940
and your brother's

5582
02:55:55,940 --> 02:55:56,700
not here.

5583
02:56:01,100 --> 02:56:02,140
just get the fuck

5584
02:56:02,140 --> 02:56:02,600
out of here

5585
02:56:02,600 --> 02:56:03,520
as soon as you can.

5586
02:56:04,040 --> 02:56:05,040
Really hope you're safe.

5587
02:56:05,360 --> 02:56:05,600
Leon.

5588
02:56:06,140 --> 02:56:06,640
Not great.

5589
02:56:06,700 --> 02:56:07,460
I didn't like that one.

5590
02:56:07,520 --> 02:56:07,980
I thought there was

5591
02:56:07,980 --> 02:56:08,940
going to be more depth

5592
02:56:08,940 --> 02:56:09,240
to that,

5593
02:56:09,320 --> 02:56:10,380
but I suppose it just

5594
02:56:10,380 --> 02:56:11,840
underscores the urgency

5595
02:56:11,840 --> 02:56:13,440
with which Leon

5596
02:56:13,440 --> 02:56:14,720
wrote that

5597
02:56:14,720 --> 02:56:15,340
and scribbled it.

5598
02:56:15,340 --> 02:56:16,380
he didn't really have time

5599
02:56:16,380 --> 02:56:19,480
to fucking write a tome.

5600
02:56:19,580 --> 02:56:20,900
It was just basic information.

5601
02:56:22,100 --> 02:56:23,820
And when we open this

5602
02:56:23,820 --> 02:56:24,340
computer,

5603
02:56:24,560 --> 02:56:25,440
we access this.

5604
02:56:25,900 --> 02:56:27,100
Armory door is locked

5605
02:56:27,100 --> 02:56:28,000
because we need to have

5606
02:56:28,000 --> 02:56:29,080
a USB stick

5607
02:56:29,080 --> 02:56:30,740
to go into the fucking unit.

5608
02:56:31,560 --> 02:56:32,420
Not going to work.

5609
02:56:33,500 --> 02:56:34,780
And no typewriter either.

5610
02:56:40,460 --> 02:56:41,640
Get the fuck out of here.

5611
02:56:44,260 --> 02:56:44,700
No.

5612
02:56:45,380 --> 02:56:45,820
Oh.

5613
02:56:46,040 --> 02:56:46,480
Oh.

5614
02:56:46,820 --> 02:56:47,340
Good luck.

5615
02:56:47,980 --> 02:56:48,960
Hopefully he can't

5616
02:56:48,960 --> 02:56:49,600
come into here.

5617
02:56:50,500 --> 02:56:51,360
Hopefully he can't

5618
02:56:51,360 --> 02:56:51,980
come into here.

5619
02:57:02,580 --> 02:57:03,420
For that.

5620
02:57:08,300 --> 02:57:09,580
So if there's no liquor,

5621
02:57:09,760 --> 02:57:10,880
it's fucking Mr. T.

5622
02:57:19,400 --> 02:57:20,920
And a beautiful new map

5623
02:57:20,920 --> 02:57:21,700
has been updated.

5624
02:57:22,940 --> 02:57:23,800
Our little collection

5625
02:57:23,800 --> 02:57:24,260
of maps.

5626
02:57:24,420 --> 02:57:25,620
And we can use this box.

5627
02:57:25,700 --> 02:57:26,580
We can take that box,

5628
02:57:26,660 --> 02:57:27,960
put it into our box holder,

5629
02:57:28,120 --> 02:57:28,900
open the inventory.

5630
02:57:29,440 --> 02:57:30,080
Then we go and

5631
02:57:30,080 --> 02:57:30,940
rattle it around.

5632
02:57:31,120 --> 02:57:31,740
Something's going to be

5633
02:57:31,740 --> 02:57:32,340
inside it.

5634
02:57:33,200 --> 02:57:34,200
Of that, I'm certain.

5635
02:57:39,120 --> 02:57:41,340
There is your colour print film

5636
02:57:41,340 --> 02:57:42,380
of the lion statue,

5637
02:57:42,380 --> 02:57:43,540
which is going to give us

5638
02:57:43,540 --> 02:57:44,680
the code we need.

5639
02:57:46,560 --> 02:57:47,240
Undeveloped film.

5640
02:57:48,800 --> 02:57:49,740
First things first,

5641
02:57:49,860 --> 02:57:50,740
we move through.

5642
02:57:50,820 --> 02:57:51,160
We know,

5643
02:57:51,240 --> 02:57:53,020
we know exactly what goes on

5644
02:57:53,020 --> 02:57:53,680
with this horse.

5645
02:57:54,360 --> 02:57:55,420
It's written in the stars.

5646
02:57:55,540 --> 02:57:56,160
It's written inside

5647
02:57:56,160 --> 02:57:57,100
our memory box.

5648
02:57:59,340 --> 02:57:59,740
Notebook,

5649
02:57:59,960 --> 02:58:00,720
missing page.

5650
02:58:06,720 --> 02:58:07,180
What?

5651
02:58:08,940 --> 02:58:09,700
Scrap paper.

5652
02:58:11,540 --> 02:58:12,640
It's a couple,

5653
02:58:12,960 --> 02:58:14,240
and then a weighing scales,

5654
02:58:14,360 --> 02:58:14,960
and then something.

5655
02:58:15,080 --> 02:58:15,880
We can guess the other.

5656
02:58:17,560 --> 02:58:18,380
Adam and Eve,

5657
02:58:19,100 --> 02:58:20,260
weighing scales,

5658
02:58:20,680 --> 02:58:22,320
and then we guess the other.

5659
02:58:22,380 --> 02:58:23,120
I'm going to guess,

5660
02:58:24,000 --> 02:58:24,660
I am,

5661
02:58:24,660 --> 02:58:27,780
I'm going to guess flower.

5662
02:58:29,780 --> 02:58:30,160
No.

5663
02:58:32,000 --> 02:58:32,360
Fire.

5664
02:58:34,180 --> 02:58:34,560
Snake.

5665
02:58:36,500 --> 02:58:36,900
Fish.

5666
02:58:40,180 --> 02:58:40,880
Snake again.

5667
02:58:41,500 --> 02:58:42,340
There we go.

5668
02:58:42,900 --> 02:58:43,940
The miniature snake.

5669
02:58:45,000 --> 02:58:46,120
And there's the unicorn.

5670
02:58:46,420 --> 02:58:47,610
That's a sweet little piece of

5671
02:58:47,610 --> 02:58:47,820
beef

5672
02:58:47,820 --> 02:58:48,780
that we can't store,

5673
02:58:48,880 --> 02:58:49,320
unfortunately,

5674
02:58:49,520 --> 02:58:50,870
because we've no slot boxes

5675
02:58:50,870 --> 02:58:51,260
left.

5676
02:58:52,260 --> 02:58:53,520
It's time to get back to

5677
02:58:53,520 --> 02:58:54,240
business,

5678
02:58:54,640 --> 02:58:55,800
and we need to return here

5679
02:58:55,800 --> 02:58:57,040
at some stage soon.

5680
02:58:59,000 --> 02:59:00,580
Where's the nearest slot box?

5681
02:59:01,720 --> 02:59:02,840
Up to the third.

5682
02:59:03,660 --> 02:59:04,560
Storage room.

5683
02:59:11,040 --> 02:59:12,400
Nearest slot box.

5684
02:59:17,440 --> 02:59:18,160
Out here,

5685
02:59:18,280 --> 02:59:18,840
downstairs.

5686
02:59:30,600 --> 02:59:31,680
Combine the battery,

5687
02:59:32,120 --> 02:59:33,520
with what?

5688
02:59:33,680 --> 02:59:34,340
What have I got?

5689
02:59:35,400 --> 02:59:36,680
You can combine the battery.

5690
02:59:36,820 --> 02:59:38,040
Combine it with this yoke.

5691
02:59:39,740 --> 02:59:40,540
Good man,

5692
02:59:40,580 --> 02:59:41,540
yourself there,

5693
02:59:41,600 --> 02:59:42,560
whoever said that,

5694
02:59:42,640 --> 02:59:43,060
the pig.

5695
02:59:44,060 --> 02:59:45,120
Good stuff there.

5696
02:59:45,260 --> 02:59:46,440
A nine to see for

5697
02:59:46,440 --> 02:59:47,800
an iconic bomb.

5698
02:59:52,160 --> 02:59:53,060
I can hear this

5699
02:59:53,060 --> 02:59:54,280
coming after me.

5700
02:59:54,720 --> 02:59:55,540
Let's get back

5701
02:59:55,540 --> 02:59:56,580
and get that medallion.

5702
02:59:58,020 --> 02:59:58,760
What's that there?

5703
02:59:58,840 --> 02:59:59,480
Some ammunition?

5704
03:00:00,360 --> 03:00:01,080
Red book.

5705
03:00:01,920 --> 03:00:02,660
Chairman Mao.

5706
03:00:03,340 --> 03:00:04,780
And now we have no space.

5707
03:00:10,320 --> 03:00:10,760
Oh,

5708
03:00:10,800 --> 03:00:12,080
it's an objet d'art,

5709
03:00:12,400 --> 03:00:13,580
which will contain something.

5710
03:00:14,920 --> 03:00:16,220
It's for that stupid statue.

5711
03:00:17,300 --> 03:00:18,360
Let's get back out here.

5712
03:00:19,520 --> 03:00:19,920
Hopefully,

5713
03:00:20,020 --> 03:00:21,060
Mr. T isn't out here.

5714
03:00:23,260 --> 03:00:24,000
Let's head up

5715
03:00:24,000 --> 03:00:25,720
to the secretary's gaff.

5716
03:00:30,720 --> 03:00:31,460
Let me just pick up

5717
03:00:31,460 --> 03:00:31,980
something there

5718
03:00:31,980 --> 03:00:32,880
as a scrap of paper

5719
03:00:32,880 --> 03:00:33,720
that will tell us

5720
03:00:33,720 --> 03:00:34,420
the exact meaning.

5721
03:00:34,600 --> 03:00:35,160
There's no point.

5722
03:00:35,260 --> 03:00:36,440
We don't have enough space.

5723
03:00:36,880 --> 03:00:38,380
Why is there no fucking chest?

5724
03:00:38,740 --> 03:00:40,320
There's no chest down there,

5725
03:00:40,500 --> 03:00:41,560
the way there was a chest

5726
03:00:41,560 --> 03:00:42,340
initially.

5727
03:00:44,580 --> 03:00:49,680
*Mario Screams*

5728
03:00:49,680 --> 03:00:51,380
*Mario Screams*

5729
03:00:51,380 --> 03:00:53,980
*Mario Screams*

5730
03:01:03,480 --> 03:01:04,480
Art room.

5731
03:01:10,480 --> 03:01:12,480
Combine his hand with the book.

5732
03:01:12,480 --> 03:01:14,480
*Mario Screams*

5733
03:01:14,480 --> 03:01:16,480
*Mario Screams*

5734
03:01:16,480 --> 03:01:18,480
*Mario Screams*

5735
03:01:18,480 --> 03:01:20,480
*Mario Screams*

5736
03:01:20,480 --> 03:01:22,480
*Mario Screams*

5737
03:01:22,480 --> 03:01:24,480
*Mario Screams*

5738
03:01:24,480 --> 03:01:26,480
*Mario Screams*

5739
03:01:26,480 --> 03:01:27,550
Lovely contraption. I don't

5740
03:01:27,550 --> 03:01:29,130
know how it's powered. How are

5741
03:01:29,130 --> 03:01:30,480
those little stone-

5742
03:01:30,480 --> 03:01:32,630
Bit of stone work. How is that

5743
03:01:32,630 --> 03:01:34,980
fucking contraption powered at

5744
03:01:34,980 --> 03:01:35,480
all?

5745
03:01:35,480 --> 03:01:38,480
Scepter is being reliquating.

5746
03:01:38,480 --> 03:01:40,480
*Mario Screams*

5747
03:01:40,480 --> 03:01:41,480
Fuck off. Fucking hell.

5748
03:01:41,480 --> 03:01:43,480
Absolutely shot myself there.

5749
03:01:43,480 --> 03:01:45,430
What we'll do is we'll equip

5750
03:01:45,430 --> 03:01:46,480
that anyways.

5751
03:01:46,480 --> 03:01:47,480
And then...

5752
03:01:47,480 --> 03:01:49,480
*Mario Screams*

5753
03:01:49,480 --> 03:01:51,480
*Mario Screams*

5754
03:01:51,480 --> 03:01:53,480
*Mario Screams*

5755
03:01:53,480 --> 03:01:55,480
*Mario Screams*

5756
03:01:55,480 --> 03:01:57,480
*Mario Screams*

5757
03:01:57,480 --> 03:01:59,480
*Mario Screams*

5758
03:01:59,480 --> 03:02:01,480
*Mario Screams*

5759
03:02:01,480 --> 03:02:03,480
*Mario Screams*

5760
03:02:03,480 --> 03:02:05,480
*Mario Screams*

5761
03:02:05,480 --> 03:02:06,480
*Mario Screams*

5762
03:02:06,480 --> 03:02:10,180
Absolutely lovely lovely slice

5763
03:02:10,180 --> 03:02:13,300
of beautiful beautiful lick

5764
03:02:13,300 --> 03:02:15,480
work. Oh god.

5765
03:02:15,480 --> 03:02:20,650
Now that should buy us a bit of

5766
03:02:20,650 --> 03:02:21,060
time.

5767
03:02:23,700 --> 03:02:24,260
Ah!

5768
03:02:36,980 --> 03:02:38,340
Sam Hainsworth!

5769
03:02:38,600 --> 03:02:40,000
Thank you very much.

5770
03:02:40,680 --> 03:02:43,880
Samuel Hainsworth of Hainshire.

5771
03:02:44,200 --> 03:02:47,880
Esquire the third and foremost.

5772
03:02:49,020 --> 03:02:50,790
I just want this guy to die and

5773
03:02:50,790 --> 03:02:52,680
go away from me.

5774
03:03:07,800 --> 03:03:09,120
Revolver Ocelot.

5775
03:03:10,060 --> 03:03:10,860
Get to the fucking safe little

5776
03:03:10,860 --> 03:03:13,020
Sam Hainsworth room around here.

5777
03:03:13,020 --> 03:03:14,800
Beautiful bit of Hainsworth

5778
03:03:14,800 --> 03:03:15,580
going on.

5779
03:03:20,180 --> 03:03:22,340
He's the Sam you love to Hain.

5780
03:03:23,720 --> 03:03:24,580
Great stuff.

5781
03:03:24,700 --> 03:03:26,260
Just a bit of safety you know.

5782
03:03:27,260 --> 03:03:27,980
Store you.

5783
03:03:28,540 --> 03:03:29,700
We'll develop you in a moment.

5784
03:03:29,840 --> 03:03:30,380
We'll store.

5785
03:03:30,480 --> 03:03:31,580
We'll examine you.

5786
03:03:32,180 --> 03:03:33,660
Let's fucking develop some film

5787
03:03:33,660 --> 03:03:34,220
right?

5788
03:03:35,300 --> 03:03:35,860
Get a Hainsworth film right

5789
03:03:35,860 --> 03:03:37,200
into the fucking film

5790
03:03:37,200 --> 03:03:39,080
development tool facility.

5791
03:03:39,280 --> 03:03:39,920
Lion statue.

5792
03:03:40,280 --> 03:03:40,820
Good stuff.

5793
03:03:41,000 --> 03:03:41,440
We have it.

5794
03:03:41,940 --> 03:03:42,860
We know exactly what to do with

5795
03:03:42,860 --> 03:03:43,180
it.

5796
03:03:43,760 --> 03:03:44,880
Examine your scepter.

5797
03:03:45,620 --> 03:03:46,520
Got a jewel in it.

5798
03:03:47,120 --> 03:03:48,200
Press the button on it.

5799
03:03:48,300 --> 03:03:49,300
How's that even working?

5800
03:03:49,300 --> 03:03:50,640
Is that battery powered?

5801
03:03:51,580 --> 03:03:52,580
Lovely stuff.

5802
03:03:54,100 --> 03:03:55,180
Take our herb.

5803
03:04:01,720 --> 03:04:03,400
We are cooking with gas.

5804
03:04:03,600 --> 03:04:06,400
Lovely bit of fucking Samuel Hainsworth

5805
03:04:06,400 --> 03:04:07,620
Esquireness.

5806
03:04:08,160 --> 03:04:09,140
Going right.

5807
03:04:09,220 --> 03:04:10,760
Coming right off the bat.

5808
03:04:11,180 --> 03:04:12,580
Right off the top of the dome.

5809
03:04:12,780 --> 03:04:14,820
That idea that came from Malthus.

5810
03:04:15,180 --> 03:04:16,740
We have to give thanks and

5811
03:04:16,740 --> 03:04:18,120
praise to Malthus.

5812
03:04:18,220 --> 03:04:18,720
Or do we?

5813
03:04:18,800 --> 03:04:20,170
Apparently he's aligned with

5814
03:04:20,170 --> 03:04:22,000
some pretty fucking dodgy ideas.

5815
03:04:23,080 --> 03:04:23,600
Malthus.

5816
03:04:24,160 --> 03:04:25,180
You know you lose.

5817
03:04:25,320 --> 03:04:26,360
You snooze you lose.

5818
03:04:26,680 --> 03:04:27,680
Mr. Malthus.

5819
03:04:27,800 --> 03:04:28,480
Coming at it.

5820
03:04:28,780 --> 03:04:29,640
Hard style.

5821
03:04:30,060 --> 03:04:31,500
The way we always used to do.

5822
03:04:32,100 --> 03:04:33,140
Don't juice.

5823
03:04:33,380 --> 03:04:34,100
Listen to me.

5824
03:04:34,300 --> 03:04:35,700
When I'm telling the truth.

5825
03:04:36,460 --> 03:04:36,980
My name?

5826
03:04:37,760 --> 03:04:39,040
MF Malthus.

5827
03:04:39,300 --> 03:04:40,320
Mr. Malthus.

5828
03:04:40,420 --> 03:04:41,120
Coming at you.

5829
03:04:41,460 --> 03:04:41,940
Fast.

5830
03:04:43,480 --> 03:04:44,240
We don't.

5831
03:04:44,380 --> 03:04:45,380
The shit don't last.

5832
03:04:46,140 --> 03:04:47,120
Thanks very much.

5833
03:04:47,480 --> 03:04:48,680
Mr. Hainsworth.

5834
03:04:48,940 --> 03:04:49,740
For that tip.

5835
03:04:50,180 --> 03:04:51,500
Very very kind of you.

5836
03:04:52,740 --> 03:04:53,220
What's.

5837
03:04:53,500 --> 03:04:54,540
What's going on there?

5838
03:04:55,160 --> 03:04:56,160
I can hear a lot of banging.

5839
03:04:56,220 --> 03:04:57,380
A lot of banging going on.

5840
03:04:57,580 --> 03:04:58,880
A lot of banging going on.

5841
03:04:59,120 --> 03:04:59,740
Mr. T.

5842
03:04:59,960 --> 03:05:00,930
He's hanging out in the

5843
03:05:00,930 --> 03:05:01,680
corridor.

5844
03:05:02,140 --> 03:05:03,640
I want to say thank you.

5845
03:05:03,960 --> 03:05:04,820
And some more.

5846
03:05:05,040 --> 03:05:05,940
To people out there.

5847
03:05:06,120 --> 03:05:06,920
Like Sammy Higg.

5848
03:05:07,260 --> 03:05:08,300
I hear you're dev testing in

5849
03:05:08,300 --> 03:05:10,060
the new Resident Evil hot dog.

5850
03:05:10,400 --> 03:05:11,180
Can you confirm?

5851
03:05:11,400 --> 03:05:11,800
I will.

5852
03:05:11,960 --> 03:05:12,420
I will.

5853
03:05:12,520 --> 03:05:13,380
I will say no.

5854
03:05:13,560 --> 03:05:14,280
That's not going to happen.

5855
03:05:14,380 --> 03:05:15,760
Let me get back on my floor.

5856
03:05:16,020 --> 03:05:17,260
Because it's been too long.

5857
03:05:17,320 --> 03:05:18,120
You know that.

5858
03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:19,940
Started off the night.

5859
03:05:20,260 --> 03:05:20,940
With a fright.

5860
03:05:21,260 --> 03:05:22,420
I gave it both barrels.

5861
03:05:22,620 --> 03:05:23,740
And now it's come to light.

5862
03:05:23,820 --> 03:05:24,900
That I'm on course.

5863
03:05:24,900 --> 03:05:26,800
For yet another fucking speedrun

5864
03:05:26,800 --> 03:05:27,800
world record.

5865
03:05:28,920 --> 03:05:30,920
I'm leaving enemies in my wake.

5866
03:05:30,920 --> 03:05:33,800
I'm picking up bags of shake.

5867
03:05:33,800 --> 03:05:35,340
And then they're saying to me.

5868
03:05:35,400 --> 03:05:38,220
How do you speak such truth?

5869
03:05:38,300 --> 03:05:41,420
Every time you grab the Malthus.

5870
03:05:42,420 --> 03:05:43,980
The Mr. Malthus.

5871
03:05:45,540 --> 03:05:47,960
That idea that came from Malthus.

5872
03:05:49,240 --> 03:05:51,680
That idea that came from Malthus.

5873
03:05:52,440 --> 03:05:53,720
Kevin Sassman.

5874
03:05:53,820 --> 03:05:54,840
Thanks for the tip.

5875
03:05:55,500 --> 03:05:56,500
Here's my thank you.

5876
03:05:56,600 --> 03:05:58,020
Hope that you like it.

5877
03:05:58,320 --> 03:05:58,640
Yeah.

5878
03:05:58,800 --> 03:06:00,200
We got a typewriter.

5879
03:06:00,460 --> 03:06:01,600
And then we stuck our little

5880
03:06:01,600 --> 03:06:02,320
name on it.

5881
03:06:02,500 --> 03:06:03,680
Another save game.

5882
03:06:03,960 --> 03:06:05,420
And then I got a lovely red

5883
03:06:05,420 --> 03:06:06,120
jewel.

5884
03:06:06,920 --> 03:06:09,020
Inside the scepter it was cool.

5885
03:06:09,560 --> 03:06:10,700
I got a red jewel.

5886
03:06:10,940 --> 03:06:12,120
A lovely red jewel.

5887
03:06:12,500 --> 03:06:14,200
What am I gonna do with the red

5888
03:06:14,200 --> 03:06:14,940
jewel?

5889
03:06:15,300 --> 03:06:17,060
Don't even tell me.

5890
03:06:17,320 --> 03:06:18,800
That I need to go to school.

5891
03:06:19,000 --> 03:06:20,500
To learn about this stuff.

5892
03:06:20,500 --> 03:06:22,320
Because I was born in the hood.

5893
03:06:22,600 --> 03:06:23,480
I know I'm rough.

5894
03:06:23,880 --> 03:06:24,990
I'm rough and tough like

5895
03:06:24,990 --> 03:06:25,780
leather.

5896
03:06:26,140 --> 03:06:26,920
And all you.

5897
03:06:27,860 --> 03:06:28,540
Absolute.

5898
03:06:30,320 --> 03:06:30,800
Oh.

5899
03:06:31,340 --> 03:06:33,300
I just can't believe it.

5900
03:06:33,640 --> 03:06:35,460
I can't fucking believe it.

5901
03:06:36,900 --> 03:06:37,940
I'm scared.

5902
03:06:37,940 --> 03:06:38,080
I'm scared.

5903
03:06:49,240 --> 03:06:49,640
Yeah.

5904
03:06:50,300 --> 03:06:50,920
Another one.

5905
03:06:51,800 --> 03:06:52,160
No.

5906
03:06:52,620 --> 03:06:53,380
No beat though.

5907
03:06:53,820 --> 03:06:54,260
Sorry there.

5908
03:06:54,320 --> 03:06:55,060
I thought the beat was coming

5909
03:06:55,060 --> 03:06:55,440
through.

5910
03:06:57,780 --> 03:06:58,760
Fair with me there guys.

5911
03:06:58,840 --> 03:06:59,400
Sorry about this.

5912
03:07:00,480 --> 03:07:01,720
Miss Lara Croft.

5913
03:07:01,720 --> 03:07:08,240
Yeah.

5914
03:07:10,640 --> 03:07:11,080
Yeah.

5915
03:07:12,620 --> 03:07:14,200
You know what time of day it is.

5916
03:07:14,260 --> 03:07:15,180
What time of week it is.

5917
03:07:15,180 --> 03:07:16,340
It doesn't even matter yo.

5918
03:07:17,400 --> 03:07:18,740
Any time of day.

5919
03:07:18,980 --> 03:07:20,680
I'm getting ready to pray.

5920
03:07:20,840 --> 03:07:21,380
To Jesus.

5921
03:07:21,720 --> 03:07:22,680
Up in the sky.

5922
03:07:22,920 --> 03:07:23,980
You know why?

5923
03:07:24,160 --> 03:07:26,320
Because he's the Lord.

5924
03:07:27,020 --> 03:07:28,080
We've seen him.

5925
03:07:28,280 --> 03:07:28,940
We know him.

5926
03:07:29,120 --> 03:07:30,440
It's time to pray.

5927
03:07:31,380 --> 03:07:32,940
Put your hands together.

5928
03:07:33,820 --> 03:07:35,720
For the best MC.

5929
03:07:36,440 --> 03:07:37,700
Under this shit weather.

5930
03:07:37,840 --> 03:07:38,560
It's not great.

5931
03:07:38,720 --> 03:07:39,240
It's called.

5932
03:07:39,320 --> 03:07:41,140
The March of Many Weathers.

5933
03:07:41,480 --> 03:07:42,580
Got a lot of rain in it.

5934
03:07:42,840 --> 03:07:43,790
It was a nice bit of fucking

5935
03:07:43,790 --> 03:07:45,020
dryness the other day.

5936
03:07:45,640 --> 03:07:46,630
But it's going to get nasty now

5937
03:07:46,630 --> 03:07:47,740
in the next week.

5938
03:07:47,800 --> 03:07:48,800
It's going to get cold again.

5939
03:07:53,160 --> 03:07:53,600
Yeah.

5940
03:07:57,800 --> 03:07:58,620
Maltus baby.

5941
03:07:58,620 --> 03:08:00,940
That idea that came from Maltus.

5942
03:08:02,240 --> 03:08:04,720
That idea that came from Maltus.

5943
03:08:05,080 --> 03:08:06,060
Maltus.

5944
03:08:06,420 --> 03:08:08,560
That idea that came from Maltus.

5945
03:08:08,980 --> 03:08:09,820
Maltus.

5946
03:08:10,120 --> 03:08:12,220
That idea that came from Maltus.

5947
03:08:13,200 --> 03:08:14,920
Mr. Maltus.

5948
03:08:15,200 --> 03:08:16,660
You snooze you lose.

5949
03:08:16,980 --> 03:08:19,120
Like a lovely bag of Maltus.

5950
03:08:19,280 --> 03:08:20,540
Son and shoes.

5951
03:08:21,380 --> 03:08:23,180
Or a wed Neste Adams.

5952
03:08:23,940 --> 03:08:25,180
Don't call me.

5953
03:08:25,560 --> 03:08:26,740
I can't have them.

5954
03:08:27,440 --> 03:08:29,240
I've been off the chalk and pop

5955
03:08:29,240 --> 03:08:30,600
for two days.

5956
03:08:30,980 --> 03:08:32,940
Gonna go back on it for Lent.

5957
03:08:33,360 --> 03:08:34,940
And then we're gonna go part

5958
03:08:34,940 --> 03:08:35,620
ways.

5959
03:08:36,260 --> 03:08:37,140
Separate ways.

5960
03:08:38,000 --> 03:08:38,920
Bit of Redfield.

5961
03:08:39,020 --> 03:08:39,760
Bit of Goose.

5962
03:08:39,840 --> 03:08:41,280
And now we're feeling the loose.

5963
03:08:42,440 --> 03:08:43,840
Don't like the way that's gone.

5964
03:08:43,980 --> 03:08:45,060
It's gone a bit too fast.

5965
03:08:47,280 --> 03:08:48,230
Can someone just drop a bomb on

5966
03:08:48,230 --> 03:08:49,660
this shit?

5967
03:08:49,660 --> 03:08:50,560
It's gone a bit too fast.

5968
03:08:50,840 --> 03:08:52,380
Cause that stuff was a blast.

5969
03:08:54,220 --> 03:08:55,250
Too much too fast for that one

5970
03:08:55,250 --> 03:08:56,700
I'm afraid.

5971
03:08:57,900 --> 03:08:59,080
Trying to do something just.

5972
03:08:59,220 --> 03:09:00,120
I think I've over.

5973
03:09:00,260 --> 03:09:00,700
I think.

5974
03:09:02,840 --> 03:09:04,050
I'm just not feeling the

5975
03:09:04,050 --> 03:09:04,960
fucking flow.

5976
03:09:04,960 --> 03:09:07,260
On that one you know.

5977
03:09:07,340 --> 03:09:08,530
I was trying to sign off with a

5978
03:09:08,530 --> 03:09:09,480
fucking good one.

5979
03:09:09,640 --> 03:09:09,800
But I.

5980
03:09:10,220 --> 03:09:12,120
I couldn't really get the.

5981
03:09:13,080 --> 03:09:14,620
I wasn't really feeling it you

5982
03:09:14,620 --> 03:09:15,340
know.

5983
03:09:18,900 --> 03:09:19,860
Sonic espionage.

5984
03:09:19,860 --> 03:09:21,580
I've been turning to Goose.

5985
03:09:21,580 --> 03:09:24,580
I know I am.

5986
03:09:24,640 --> 03:09:24,900
Yeah.

5987
03:09:25,360 --> 03:09:26,300
90s Boom Bap.

5988
03:09:26,380 --> 03:09:26,600
Yeah.

5989
03:09:28,860 --> 03:09:30,080
It's great that I have a

5990
03:09:30,080 --> 03:09:31,220
signature style.

5991
03:09:31,900 --> 03:09:32,320
And that.

5992
03:09:32,900 --> 03:09:34,100
It's reassuring.

5993
03:09:34,100 --> 03:09:35,510
That you're telling me what my

5994
03:09:35,510 --> 03:09:35,980
style is.

5995
03:09:36,100 --> 03:09:36,520
And how I.

5996
03:09:36,640 --> 03:09:38,130
I'm not fitting into that one

5997
03:09:38,130 --> 03:09:38,580
there.

5998
03:09:38,720 --> 03:09:38,840
It's.

5999
03:09:39,980 --> 03:09:40,450
We'll give it a go again

6000
03:09:40,450 --> 03:09:41,440
actually.

6001
03:09:41,620 --> 03:09:41,740
I'll.

6002
03:09:41,820 --> 03:09:43,200
I'll try a bit of Boom Bap.

6003
03:09:43,340 --> 03:09:44,840
I feel as though maybe I.

6004
03:09:45,100 --> 03:09:45,380
I've.

6005
03:09:45,380 --> 03:09:45,740
I've.

6006
03:09:45,740 --> 03:09:47,020
I've rung the fucking neck of

6007
03:09:47,020 --> 03:09:47,300
it.

6008
03:09:47,360 --> 03:09:47,480
There.

6009
03:09:47,600 --> 03:09:47,820
Now.

6010
03:09:54,160 --> 03:09:55,200
Thank you.

6011
03:09:57,460 --> 03:09:57,940
Milo.

6012
03:09:58,200 --> 03:09:58,580
Dump.

6013
03:09:59,160 --> 03:09:59,560
Clark.

6014
03:10:00,480 --> 03:10:01,580
Thank you very much.

6015
03:10:01,680 --> 03:10:02,160
Milo.

6016
03:10:02,360 --> 03:10:02,680
Dump.

6017
03:10:02,880 --> 03:10:03,180
Clark.

6018
03:10:03,320 --> 03:10:03,840
What about this?

6019
03:10:03,900 --> 03:10:04,680
What's this one like?

6020
03:10:06,780 --> 03:10:07,740
Oh God.

6021
03:10:07,740 --> 03:10:08,960
Check the mic.

6022
03:10:09,100 --> 03:10:10,450
And make sure it's sound right

6023
03:10:10,450 --> 03:10:10,800
boys.

6024
03:10:10,980 --> 03:10:11,380
Yeah.

6025
03:10:11,720 --> 03:10:12,280
Alright.

6026
03:10:12,280 --> 03:10:14,740
Shut your mouth.

6027
03:10:16,260 --> 03:10:18,460
Shut your fucking mouth now.

6028
03:10:19,020 --> 03:10:20,070
Otherwise we're going to the

6029
03:10:20,070 --> 03:10:20,500
cop.

6030
03:10:22,540 --> 03:10:23,740
Don't ever stop.

6031
03:10:24,360 --> 03:10:25,460
Don't ever stop.

6032
03:10:25,740 --> 03:10:26,880
We're hip into the hop.

6033
03:10:27,120 --> 03:10:27,520
It never.

6034
03:10:27,920 --> 03:10:29,220
You thought I was gone away?

6035
03:10:29,640 --> 03:10:31,160
I'm only just starting.

6036
03:10:31,220 --> 03:10:32,260
And I'm here to stay.

6037
03:10:32,720 --> 03:10:34,280
I'm only just starting.

6038
03:10:34,400 --> 03:10:35,220
I'm here to stay.

6039
03:10:35,420 --> 03:10:37,140
I'm never ever gonna go away.

6040
03:10:37,260 --> 03:10:38,380
That's what I say.

6041
03:10:38,580 --> 03:10:39,520
Cause each day.

6042
03:10:39,520 --> 03:10:40,920
Even though the skies are grey.

6043
03:10:41,140 --> 03:10:41,920
I'm Boom Bap and.

6044
03:10:42,120 --> 03:10:43,620
Boom Bap and got the wrapping.

6045
03:10:43,980 --> 03:10:44,500
I wrapped it.

6046
03:10:44,580 --> 03:10:45,540
Sign sealed delivered.

6047
03:10:45,940 --> 03:10:47,080
Posting the box off.

6048
03:10:47,300 --> 03:10:48,220
It's a box of liver.

6049
03:10:48,480 --> 03:10:48,740
Why?

6050
03:10:48,860 --> 03:10:49,660
Cause you're a chicken.

6051
03:10:49,780 --> 03:10:50,760
A chicken liver shit.

6052
03:10:51,160 --> 03:10:52,120
Don't even come back to me

6053
03:10:52,120 --> 03:10:52,680
again.

6054
03:10:52,740 --> 03:10:53,710
Cause you're gonna get it in

6055
03:10:53,710 --> 03:10:54,200
the head.

6056
03:10:54,260 --> 03:10:55,240
With a Ned pipe.

6057
03:10:55,500 --> 03:10:56,440
Or a revolver.

6058
03:10:56,680 --> 03:10:59,430
I got the 45 and I'm feeling

6059
03:10:59,430 --> 03:11:00,000
alive.

6060
03:11:00,000 --> 03:11:01,500
I'm just spinning that barrel

6061
03:11:01,500 --> 03:11:01,900
around.

6062
03:11:01,900 --> 03:11:03,500
I got six in the chamber and

6063
03:11:03,500 --> 03:11:06,280
you're going downtown, bitch.

6064
03:11:06,280 --> 03:11:07,580
Yeah.

6065
03:11:07,580 --> 03:11:10,660
Represent Chavez, represent to

6066
03:11:10,660 --> 03:11:12,960
the GDC, to the GDC.

6067
03:11:12,960 --> 03:11:14,200
Hell, you know me.

6068
03:11:14,200 --> 03:11:16,820
It's Francis Hitch on a motherfucking

6069
03:11:16,820 --> 03:11:17,520
MC mic.

6070
03:11:17,520 --> 03:11:19,590
Don't ever, ever, ever talk to

6071
03:11:19,590 --> 03:11:21,020
me like that again.

6072
03:11:21,020 --> 03:11:22,260
Ever, do you hear me?

6073
03:11:25,920 --> 03:11:27,870
Five, nine, six, then we got a

6074
03:11:27,870 --> 03:11:28,540
seven.

6075
03:11:28,540 --> 03:11:30,370
Ran in down the town, now I'm

6076
03:11:30,370 --> 03:11:31,300
in heaven.

6077
03:11:31,300 --> 03:11:32,570
Thought I was in hell for a

6078
03:11:32,570 --> 03:11:34,500
moment or two, but the purgatory

6079
03:11:34,500 --> 03:11:36,740
boy said, yo, we gotta let you

6080
03:11:36,740 --> 03:11:37,240
go.

6081
03:11:37,240 --> 03:11:37,960
Why?

6082
03:11:37,960 --> 03:11:39,480
'Cause I'm unannounced.

6083
03:11:39,480 --> 03:11:41,280
I turned up to your house with

6084
03:11:41,280 --> 03:11:42,300
my trousers.

6085
03:11:42,300 --> 03:11:44,100
Not down, always up.

6086
03:11:44,100 --> 03:11:45,360
I've got a belt.

6087
03:11:45,360 --> 03:11:47,040
Yeah, and the fly is tough to

6088
03:11:47,040 --> 03:11:47,880
the max up.

6089
03:11:52,520 --> 03:11:55,160
God delivers.

6090
03:11:55,160 --> 03:11:56,160
chest.

6091
03:11:56,160 --> 03:11:57,780
Be in the GDC.

6092
03:11:57,780 --> 03:11:58,780
Be in the GDC.

6093
03:11:58,780 --> 03:11:59,780
Yo, you know me.

6094
03:11:59,780 --> 03:12:00,780
It's the Francis.

6095
03:12:00,780 --> 03:12:02,400
I'm the motherfucking worst MC

6096
03:12:02,400 --> 03:12:03,780
that you've ever seen.

6097
03:12:03,780 --> 03:12:05,780
And I mean worse in a good way.

6098
03:12:05,780 --> 03:12:06,780
Not in a pejorative sense.

6099
03:12:06,780 --> 03:12:07,780
Yeah.

6100
03:12:07,780 --> 03:12:10,250
Get ready for the worst ever

6101
03:12:10,250 --> 03:12:12,780
stuff you've ever heard.

6102
03:12:12,780 --> 03:12:14,400
And again, let me reiterate.

6103
03:12:14,400 --> 03:12:15,400
I mean worse.

6104
03:12:15,400 --> 03:12:16,400
Worst means good.

6105
03:12:16,400 --> 03:12:17,400
Worst means good.

6106
03:12:17,400 --> 03:12:18,400
Okay?

6107
03:12:18,400 --> 03:12:22,260
I'm absolutely fucking sickened

6108
03:12:22,260 --> 03:12:25,430
with your behavior and your

6109
03:12:25,430 --> 03:12:27,020
attitude.

6110
03:12:27,020 --> 03:12:29,180
The way you spoke to me earlier

6111
03:12:29,180 --> 03:12:29,660
on.

6112
03:12:33,780 --> 03:12:35,120
You got a big one.

6113
03:12:36,540 --> 03:12:37,680
Typewriter raps.

6114
03:12:38,620 --> 03:12:40,180
Make sure you got an ink ribbon.

6115
03:12:40,440 --> 03:12:42,160
I don't take no crap.

6116
03:12:42,300 --> 03:12:43,540
Big red with the kitten.

6117
03:12:44,200 --> 03:12:45,150
And straight forward to the

6118
03:12:45,150 --> 03:12:46,140
fucking head.

6119
03:12:46,780 --> 03:12:47,980
Thanks for the tip, boy.

6120
03:12:48,320 --> 03:12:49,410
We're gonna come back round to

6121
03:12:49,410 --> 03:12:50,810
your house tomorrow with a

6122
03:12:50,810 --> 03:12:51,880
brand new toy.

6123
03:12:52,800 --> 03:12:53,440
Lovely stuff.

6124
03:12:53,540 --> 03:12:54,840
Look, thanks very much for that.

6125
03:12:54,840 --> 03:12:57,360
And look, you are fucking right.

6126
03:12:57,960 --> 03:12:59,780
Boom Bap is on.

6127
03:13:00,080 --> 03:13:01,500
I'm ready for Boom Bap.

6128
03:13:01,960 --> 03:13:03,680
Anytime, anyplace.

6129
03:13:04,220 --> 03:13:05,220
Thank you very much.

6130
03:13:05,760 --> 03:13:06,680
Very nice of you.

6131
03:13:06,860 --> 03:13:07,420
Good night.

6132
03:13:07,960 --> 03:13:09,280
And we'll talk to you later on.

6133
03:13:09,600 --> 03:13:09,880
Okay?

6134
03:13:10,560 --> 03:13:11,820
Miss Lara Croft.

6135
03:13:12,640 --> 03:13:13,000
Okay.

6136
03:13:16,640 --> 03:13:18,160
Yep, thank you very much.

6137
03:13:18,260 --> 03:13:19,320
Good job for putting the camera

6138
03:13:19,320 --> 03:13:19,920
down there.

6139
03:13:20,300 --> 03:13:21,160
Thanks very much.

6140
03:13:21,300 --> 03:13:22,340
We'll talk to you later on.

6141
03:13:22,340 --> 03:13:24,080
The speed run is still on.

6142
03:13:24,080 --> 03:13:25,900
Gamble away, boys!

6143
03:13:29,320 --> 03:13:31,040
The speed run is still well and

6144
03:13:31,040 --> 03:13:33,120
truly on.

6145
03:13:33,500 --> 03:13:34,480
We'll talk to you, yeah?

6146
03:13:35,120 --> 03:13:35,740
Good luck.

6147
03:13:36,740 --> 03:13:37,580
Normally there will be a review

6148
03:13:37,580 --> 03:13:39,350
involved in that to establish

6149
03:13:39,350 --> 03:13:40,200
the facts.

6150
03:13:40,600 --> 03:13:42,060
He was diagnosed with fucking

6151
03:13:42,060 --> 03:13:43,600
sunshine boogeymen.

6152
03:13:43,860 --> 03:13:45,020
CN Kenya!

6153
03:13:46,520 --> 03:13:47,930
Keeping the old technologies

6154
03:13:47,930 --> 03:13:48,800
alive, right?

6155
03:13:49,180 --> 03:13:49,420
Yeah.

6156
03:13:49,580 --> 03:13:50,960
I'd keep moving if I was you.

6157
03:13:51,200 --> 03:13:51,480
Okay.

6158
03:13:51,620 --> 03:13:52,240
Look at that.

6159
03:13:52,660 --> 03:13:53,060
Suppose...

6160
03:13:53,060 --> 03:13:54,970
Whoa, it's a new ride down the

6161
03:13:54,970 --> 03:13:56,020
fairground.

6162
03:13:57,020 --> 03:13:58,220
Thanks very much for the tip.

6163
03:13:58,220 --> 03:13:59,600
*Footsteps*

6164
03:13:59,600 --> 03:14:00,710
Bradley Shack ladies and

6165
03:14:00,710 --> 03:14:02,820
gentlemen, Bradley Shack!

6166
03:14:02,820 --> 03:14:03,300
*Footsteps*

6167
03:14:03,300 --> 03:14:04,260
*Footsteps*

6168
03:14:04,260 --> 03:14:05,260
*Footsteps*

6169
03:14:05,260 --> 03:14:06,260
Fuck you!

6170
03:14:06,260 --> 03:14:07,800
There's no need for that!

6171
03:14:07,800 --> 03:14:11,040
*Footsteps*

6172
03:14:11,040 --> 03:14:13,100
You'll always be safe with gold!

6173
03:14:13,100 --> 03:14:15,260
Couple of Romeo Sensinis!

6174
03:14:15,260 --> 03:14:17,600
Boomhauer, Boomhauer!

6175
03:14:17,600 --> 03:14:19,230
How are you doing a bit of

6176
03:14:19,230 --> 03:14:20,200
videoing?

6177
03:14:20,200 --> 03:14:21,380
Any crack?

6178
03:14:21,380 --> 03:14:23,120
Where's this place that I'm off

6179
03:14:23,120 --> 03:14:23,540
to now?

6180
03:14:23,540 --> 03:14:25,250
Put yourself up to town for a

6181
03:14:25,250 --> 03:14:25,540
walk.

6182
03:14:25,540 --> 03:14:26,860
I got these down the market

6183
03:14:26,860 --> 03:14:27,920
there yesterday.

6184
03:14:27,920 --> 03:14:29,280
Fish and chips.

6185
03:14:29,280 --> 03:14:30,800
Peanuts and crisps.

6186
03:14:30,800 --> 03:14:32,400
Peanuts and crisps.

6187
03:14:32,400 --> 03:14:34,220
I need to get a pint of oil.

6188
03:14:34,220 --> 03:14:36,660
You know where I get a bit of WD-40?

6189
03:14:36,660 --> 03:14:38,360
The joints need lubrication.

6190
03:14:38,360 --> 03:14:40,360
Corned beef hash.

6191
03:14:45,640 --> 03:14:46,640
That's...

6192
03:14:48,300 --> 03:14:49,300
Diane?

6193
03:14:50,440 --> 03:14:51,740
J- Are you okay?

6194
03:14:51,740 --> 03:14:52,580
Diane?

6195
03:14:52,580 --> 03:14:53,820
Where's Jack?

6196
03:14:53,820 --> 03:14:54,720
Jack!

6197
03:14:54,720 --> 03:14:55,820
What's going on?

6198
03:14:57,620 --> 03:14:59,360
Diane come back Jack's fine. We

6199
03:14:59,360 --> 03:15:00,950
got the bastards who's trying

6200
03:15:00,950 --> 03:15:02,020
to kill you and Jack

6201
03:15:08,420 --> 03:15:10,420
What have I done

6202
03:15:12,020 --> 03:15:13,630
Fucking killed the drug dealers

6203
03:15:13,630 --> 03:15:14,020
man

6204
03:15:15,720 --> 03:15:17,720
Where they that bad really

6205
03:15:19,200 --> 03:15:19,790
It's gonna be hard sleeping

6206
03:15:19,790 --> 03:15:22,130
tonight this no one having this

6207
03:15:22,130 --> 03:15:23,260
news on my mind

6208
03:15:25,540 --> 03:15:27,540
Fire is lovely and warm though

6209
03:15:27,540 --> 03:15:31,270
I feel fucking bad about it

6210
03:15:31,270 --> 03:15:32,540
though, you know

6211
03:15:36,540 --> 03:15:39,560
DPRA thanks very much. Oh