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mirrors?

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Who do these people think they

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are?

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Curiosity, the Jibby Jab

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Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab

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Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab

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Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab

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That succession of pricks,

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evidence of their curiosity

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And I'll keep on banging on

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I said it was time to clear out

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the trash

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And I mean it

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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Mobile Ozel Yedi Technology

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In Ursk, Colorado

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This is my city. I own this

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town. Welcome to my town. You

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stupid idiot, you're in the

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wrong town now. You shouldn't

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have even left your own town.

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This is my...

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Jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo,

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jakanmo, jakanmo, jakanmo

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Now, Gordie are appealing for

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any information on a high-fibre

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man who hasn't been seen since

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Thursday evening.

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Checkpoints and questions, but

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no answers regarding the whereabouts

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of High-Fibre Pat,

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a social media influencer who

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had been vlogging his visit

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around the country.

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Hey guys, what's up?

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Sláinte and Aaron.

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Today is the first day where it

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hasn't rained.

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So beautiful, look at this.

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His videos are watched by

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thousands, but alarm bells were

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ringing when he stopped

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uploading.

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The last man to have seen him

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says he's worried for him and

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wonders what has happened.

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I said to him, do you want to

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come back to mine?

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We had a few drinks there as

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a bit of fun, a bit of

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wrestling.

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Look at that!

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The search for high-fibre

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Coming up, the Minister for Bollocks

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on why housing just won't

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happen this year.

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And in sport, Athlon.

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I love cream cakes.

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Xanadu 2.0.

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I love cream cakes.

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In Montecito.

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I love cream cakes.

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Wastes of skin.

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I love cream cakes.

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Sweaty fists.

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I love cream cakes.

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I love cream cakes.

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Digital hands.

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I love cream cakes.

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It looks like there's a piece

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of meat or something on the

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Welcome to the stream.

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Crazy little guys.

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Crazy little guys.

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Crazy little guys.

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Welcome back to the stream of

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Big, big news.

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Since the last stream.

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There was somebody.

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Obviously, we saw the Computer

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Chronicles tracker that Dara Darmody

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had made.

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Big shout out to Dara Darmody

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there.

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That was fantastic stuff.

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I've gone and filled that in.

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And also to Nojaw Jimmy that

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compiled an absolutely

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fantastic list of everything

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that has been seen in the

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Computer Chronicles stroke Netcafé

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sphere.

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And there was somebody who kept

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on tipping in the last day and

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saying, will you look at this?

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Will you look at this?

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It's a thing that I've made.

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And I was just, I had a lot on

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my plate.

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Do you know?

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I was juggling.

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I was spinning many plates.

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And I had a lot on the plate as

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And Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Your rhetoric will smother you

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if you're not careful.

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A lot on my plate.

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I couldn't check it live.

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And also, I wanted to not check

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it live in case.

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link.

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But I went and did due

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diligence in the off-season

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period of the stream, which was

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yesterday.

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And you won't believe what this

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guy has made.

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It's incredible stuff.

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Sam Lee was the name of the guy

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who kept on tipping me saying,

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why haven't you?

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Well, he didn't even say, why

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haven't you checked it out?

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He just said, check this out,

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please.

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And I put it off.

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And I shouldn't have.

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Because look at this.

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And no shade on Dara Darmody.

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Your stuff was good as well.

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But this.

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I don't know what the hell is

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going on there.

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Bit of a malfunction with the

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audio.

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But it actually worked out well.

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It was like the theme tune to

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the Sunday game from the 90s.

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Just as I introduced this.

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But this is none other than the

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Kranz Tracker 5000.

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Unbelievable stuff.

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I can't believe it.

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Gardie took the HHC.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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And I think we need an audio

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bed for this.

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Maybe some Shenmue music.

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It's a bit sleazy that one.

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Maybe we can change that one to

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something a bit more upbeat.

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That'll do.

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But this.

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It's the extra mile.

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I'll tell you a few reasons why.

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Actually, you won't even need

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me to tell you.

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You'll be able to hear it.

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I'll turn the music off.

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Because this has become an

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audio based HTML.

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Not only is it a Kranz Tracker

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5000.

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And Netcafe as well.

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But it's an homage to late 90s

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HTML websites.

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And you got to see what's going

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on here.

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Look.

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Computer Chronicles here.

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Or Netcafe.

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And you click on them.

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And you can hear that there.

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There is Jane Withers.

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I mean, maybe the audio wasn't

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coming through the sound pipe

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there onto this.

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Let me do that again.

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Listen, if you click on stew.

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Wait a sec.

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Twisted!

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That's really loud.

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Apologies there.

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You actually got twisted in the

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ears.

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Lovely slice of ham.

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Lovely slice of ham.

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Thank you very much there, Herod,

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for that.

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Sorry there.

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I need to keep track of these.

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Well-wishing situation.

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Well-wishing situation.

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Thank you very much.

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Kranz Tracker Disease.

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And Gardie took the HHC.

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And Anaconda G.

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And yet it hasn't been ironed.

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I don't have an iron.

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I didn't have time to throw it

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into the dryer as well for an

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extra bit of warmth.

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But look at this.

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Jane Withers Netcafe tracker

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then.

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I'm Stuart Shaffey.

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I'm Stuart Shaffey.

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Twisted!

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Thank you.

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I'm Stuart Shaffey.

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Twisted!

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I'm Stuart Shaffey.

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Twisted!

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I'm Stuart Shaffey.

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Twisted!

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I'm Stuart Shaffey.

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So that's that.

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But I mean, you have to

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remember, I'd spent a good hour

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and a half inputting the raw

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data.

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Unknown, unknown.

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Anti-Trockner.

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Thank you very much indeed for

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your tip there.

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And Jackie as well.

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And Heron, who asks, have you

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ever gone back to watch the

295
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first Chronicle you saw, the

296
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Windows 98 one with Kiki?

297
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I haven't.

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But I've got to tell you, I

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spent an hour and a half really

300
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enjoying putting in raw data

301
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into the database last night.

302
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,280
I thought at first it was a

303
00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,680
very laborious and annoying

304
00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,420
task.

305
00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,090
Partially because the raw data

306
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that had been given to me,

307
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although it was correct, there's

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a discrepancy on IMDB.

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Where the titles on YouTube are

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not the same as IMDB.

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And then Dara Darmody had based

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his website on everything that

313
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had happened on IMDB.

314
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Which is fantastic as well.

315
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Let's not forget what that

316
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looked like.

317
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Do we have that?

318
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Does that load up?

319
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Okay.

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And now Dara has added a Net

321
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,500
Cafe section as well.

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This is, this is browser.

323
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This is Web Wars at the moment.

324
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We have two very, very keen

325
00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:52,160
Eagle Eye Cherry viewers who

326
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are actually in an arms race to

327
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,810
provide me with my own Viper

328
00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:01,160
Chronicles tracking device.

329
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,340
And look at this.

330
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,670
He's upgraded that to a kind of,

331
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,760
kind of pixel name thing.

332
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:09,170
That deserves some claps as

333
00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:09,680
well.

334
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,750
But again, I don't want to

335
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,880
upset anyone because the raw

336
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,980
power as well of this, it's

337
00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:18,630
seemingly something as, it's on

338
00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:20,840
a different sort of vibe.

339
00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,260
I'm Stuart Shafé.

340
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,380
Thank you very much.

341
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,950
Somebody has said, I'm infatuated

342
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:25,580
with Dara.

343
00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,830
So there's a lot of love coming

344
00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:27,760
in there from Dara.

345
00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:28,860
That might, I haven't checked

346
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:29,240
that tip.

347
00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:30,700
That could actually be Dara as

348
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,000
well.

349
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:31,980
We don't know.

350
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,040
I'm not going to say that.

351
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,100
I haven't, I'm not going to

352
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,290
reveal any information on the

353
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:35,820
stream.

354
00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:37,220
We're being professional not to.

355
00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,290
But now we have a Net Cafe

356
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,800
tracker as well.

357
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,960
The thumbnails still have to be

358
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,960
updated on that.

359
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,390
What I was doing last night

360
00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,780
when I was on Dara's website

361
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,080
was looking through the

362
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,780
Computer Chronicles that we've

363
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:50,860
been watching.

364
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,760
And he's got a little bar,

365
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,290
which is very, very encouraging

366
00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:56,740
to say the least.

367
00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,260
Because if you think about it,

368
00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,520
we've only really watched.

369
00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,290
Now this is only 63 episodes

370
00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,320
that we know of.

371
00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:04,520
There may be a few episodes.

372
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,340
No jaw, Jimmy said we skipped a

373
00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:07,520
good few of them.

374
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,550
I'm not going to chalk them

375
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:09,340
down as watched.

376
00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,700
Going to keep them there.

377
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,430
But if that's the case, then we

378
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,120
have quite a lot of Chronicles

379
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,120
to go through.

380
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,340
We haven't, he hasn't got into

381
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,530
the Net Cafe yet, but there's

382
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:18,540
quite a bit of that.

383
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:20,730
Then, after an hour and a half

384
00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:23,000
of that, I put some music on.

385
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:25,170
Some sort of fucking lo-fi

386
00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:27,500
beats to children relaxed to.

387
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,680
And just put the information in,

388
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,860
enjoying that.

389
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,850
It was just input, output, and

390
00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:34,680
away you go.

391
00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:35,930
Then, after that was done, I

392
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,120
thought, you know what?

393
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,800
Best just check on the other

394
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,000
fella's website.

395
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,920
Because, who knows?

396
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,100
And also, it'd be rude not to.

397
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,210
Somebody's gotten the effort of

398
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:48,920
doing something.

399
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,830
I was thinking, it can't really

400
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:51,860
be any as good or as

401
00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,610
informative as what I've done

402
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:54,140
here.

403
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:55,240
I spent time on this fucking

404
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:55,680
thing.

405
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,830
So, this is just the prelude,

406
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,300
right?

407
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:01,220
You've got these Windows 98

408
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,050
style aesthetic, HTML web

409
00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,840
browser graphics.

410
00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,660
You've got Computer Chronicles

411
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,580
and Net Cafe.

412
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:08,760
You've got sound.

413
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,010
You've got UWAV audio, MP3

414
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,660
audio, whatever coming through.

415
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,180
You've a search bar.

416
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,500
You've show watched only.

417
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,180
That selects.

418
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,740
Then, you've got the season

419
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,680
after season with not only he's

420
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,910
gone and done and put the input

421
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:26,920
data.

422
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:27,910
I don't know how they've done

423
00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:28,260
this.

424
00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,170
I don't know how people have

425
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:29,600
done this.

426
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:30,720
I mean, I do know.

427
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,010
It means you've had to go back

428
00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:35,730
and scour the streams that have

429
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,440
been taken care of and then

430
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,760
look at them.

431
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,570
But, he's gone and listed where

432
00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,110
you can find it on YouTube,

433
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,580
where you can find it on the

434
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,960
internet archive.

435
00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,310
Then, there's a frame viewer if

436
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,620
you want to see frames.

437
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:50,920
And then, the link to the

438
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,670
original stream on my channel

439
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:56,780
where the fucking episode was

440
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,640
originally watched.

441
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,580
Can you believe this?

442
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,140
I can't believe it.

443
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,200
Usually, I like to stand up for

444
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,160
the introduction of streams.

445
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,770
But, I've just been so taken aback

446
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,930
by what has gone on that I have

447
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:13,320
to take a seat.

448
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,680
And, I have to take off my hat.

449
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,700
If I had one.

450
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,340
And, say, well done.

451
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,410
To Sam for this little piece of

452
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:22,700
pudding.

453
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,290
Now, I haven't gone through it

454
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,510
to check whether or not his

455
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:30,010
data corresponds with that of

456
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,120
No Jaw Jimmy and Dara.

457
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,930
But, it's, I mean, it seems to

458
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,080
be pretty comprehensive.

459
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,180
Amiga and Atari.

460
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:40,980
We've watched it.

461
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,060
Christmas Buyers Guide.

462
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:42,500
We watched it.

463
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,660
I know well we did.

464
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,160
Because, last night, I was

465
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,660
putting the data into Dara's

466
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,380
website.

467
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,100
The data from No Jaw Jimmy.

468
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,620
There's a lot of moving parts

469
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:51,180
to this.

470
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:51,720
Okay.

471
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,460
It's a very fluid situation.

472
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,020
I'm also infatuated with Sam.

473
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:56,700
Somebody says.

474
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:57,780
Thank you very much there.

475
00:13:58,780 --> 00:13:59,660
And, Cook Report.

476
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,140
Website Wars.

477
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,560
This really is a website war.

478
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,230
It's a website arms race at the

479
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:05,740
moment.

480
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:06,880
I just wonder.

481
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,560
I want to highlight it and flag

482
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,180
it here and now before people

483
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:10,840
start.

484
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,320
I don't.

485
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,680
The worst thing is we don't

486
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,160
want another website hitting

487
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,440
the fucking building.

488
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:16,600
We don't.

489
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,640
We've already had two.

490
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,960
I also feel a bit bad that, you

491
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,460
know, one of you may feel the

492
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,780
need to give up on this.

493
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,800
And, I don't know.

494
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,700
I don't know what to do here.

495
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,630
I mean, it's like having two

496
00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:33,540
websites at the same time.

497
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,260
It's like Lidl and Aldi.

498
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,520
You know, it's.

499
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,220
They're two of.

500
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,110
They're competing, but they're

501
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:41,540
doing the same thing.

502
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:45,320
I don't know what road to take.

503
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,060
What route to take.

504
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,840
Which one to make the official.

505
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,200
Website of the Chronicles.

506
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:51,940
I don't know.

507
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,580
They do complement each other.

508
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,410
Nobody's got a permit for a

509
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,740
website.

510
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,840
That is just the way it is.

511
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,980
I'm just completely taken aback.

512
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,540
Not only the level of skill,

513
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,470
but the interest, the research

514
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,620
that went into them.

515
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,630
The, and particularly this one,

516
00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:18,820
the aesthetic.

517
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,650
And then to realize that there

518
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,420
is still so many.

519
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,060
Oh, you see.

520
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:26,380
Okay.

521
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:26,660
Yeah.

522
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,860
So there's still some data to

523
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,660
be input there.

524
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,270
The only thing that's different

525
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,450
here that I have noticed is

526
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,910
that I have control over Dara's

527
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:37,360
website here.

528
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,480
I can, I can, I can, I can log

529
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:39,900
in.

530
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,340
Maybe, well, obviously Dara can

531
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,140
as well.

532
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,820
Thank you very much, P-Chop.

533
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,200
Say hi to Ashley, please.

534
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:46,860
How are you, Ashley?

535
00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,320
Only I have the access to this.

536
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,530
Whereas the Chronstracker 5000

537
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,140
seemingly is the preserve of

538
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:53,480
Sam.

539
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,160
Who is listed as the webmaster.

540
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,400
Now that's fine, Sam.

541
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:58,760
You made it.

542
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,140
I can't really say boo about it.

543
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,800
But I mean, how are we going to

544
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,160
input the relevant information?

545
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,520
Are you going to go back and do

546
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:08,980
that?

547
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,260
Do I need to furnish it?

548
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:10,700
I'm steward.

549
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,580
I tell you something.

550
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,880
If you do need any relevant

551
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,910
information, I'm going to stick

552
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,760
by putting the data into this.

553
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,470
And I suppose then Chronstracker,

554
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,940
then actually, no, you can't

555
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,070
because you can't see it

556
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,350
because you need to log in to

557
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:25,780
see it.

558
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,840
It needs to be public, says Chib.

559
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,140
Well, this is the thing about

560
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,680
Chronstracker 5000.

561
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:33,680
It's public.

562
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,030
There's no password necessary

563
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:36,920
for this.

564
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,700
You can just get on it.

565
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,590
Schult, thank you very much

566
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:41,480
there for the tip.

567
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,690
And none other than Dara Darmody,

568
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,760
who says, no hard feelings.

569
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,020
This is sad now, actually.

570
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,850
No hard feelings if you choose

571
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,520
Sam's website.

572
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,740
It's awesome, he says.

573
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,440
There you go.

574
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,970
That is sportsmanlike behavior

575
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:02,060
and sentiment from Dara.

576
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,540
I don't know.

577
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,860
It's a hard stream to do.

578
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:10,800
This is probably one of the

579
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,890
hardest streams I've ever had

580
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:12,820
to do, to be honest.

581
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,250
And, you know, I don't want to

582
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,660
ruffle any feathers at all.

583
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,040
But it is what it is.

584
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,060
You need a Kron summit.

585
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,400
I don't know.

586
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:29,960
I really don't know.

587
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,420
Imagine if Stu stumbled across

588
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:32,780
it.

589
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,280
I don't know about that either.

590
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,040
I mean, again, he's like a god.

591
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,440
And it's kind of like you don't

592
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,240
want to...

593
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,860
You don't want to meet your

594
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,040
gods.

595
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:44,500
You know?

596
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,260
Dara for president 2025.

597
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,350
That's what people are saying,

598
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:52,960
you know?

599
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,990
So that was the excitement that

600
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:59,060
I have been dwelling upon there

601
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:02,340
for the last, God knows, 24

602
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,400
hours.

603
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,630
I mean, look at that background

604
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,100
as well.

605
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,230
It's got that after dark style

606
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,880
background.

607
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,770
Flying toasters and flying

608
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:15,680
icons of the Windows 98

609
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,000
operating system.

610
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,420
The Windows 98 aesthetic.

611
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,140
Computer games.

612
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,380
Beautiful stuff.

613
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,380
Computer frames.

614
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,610
I was very buzzed yesterday

615
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:31,120
putting in, say, like, just

616
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,830
switch to season, I don't know,

617
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,440
1995.

618
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,430
Or 94, 95, where we watched

619
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,340
nine episodes.

620
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,610
And looking at all these

621
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,060
thumbnails, especially of the

622
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,230
episodes which haven't been

623
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,520
watched yet.

624
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,680
And I am buzzed about certain

625
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,750
episodes that haven't been

626
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,680
watched.

627
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,890
Like, is this going to be an

628
00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:00,500
Arabian edition of Tim the Badge

629
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,920
Master Baron?

630
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,540
And, uh, what else?

631
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,380
Guys like this.

632
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,590
You know, just seeing a guy

633
00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:12,910
like that makes you want to get

634
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,130
involved in the episodes,

635
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,420
seeing what's going on.

636
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,610
Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very

637
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:16,980
much.

638
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,820
Season 10.

639
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:21,900
Look at that consumer buyer's

640
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,080
guy, 92.

641
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,120
I don't think we've seen it.

642
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:24,940
We'll save that one for

643
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,460
Christmas.

644
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:29,640
Stu with these suspenders on.

645
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,320
Whatever you call them.

646
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,790
He's just dying to show them

647
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:35,500
off.

648
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,700
I don't know what's on them, if

649
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,980
it's computers or...

650
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,310
It's just computer, desktop

651
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,560
computers and whatnot.

652
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,600
Comdex Fall.

653
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,080
The new Macs.

654
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,520
I think we might have seen it.

655
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,860
I didn't chalk it down, though.

656
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,020
Digital photography.

657
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,040
SES93.

658
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,800
Consumer electronics show, 1993.

659
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:03,660
Not seen.

660
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,120
Lots of great stuff.

661
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,040
Lots of amazing stuff.

662
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:10,670
Apparently only four episodes

663
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,440
of 1999.

664
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,980
I was worried that we haven't

665
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:14,860
seen...

666
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,350
We've seen too much of the late

667
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:16,960
90s.

668
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,490
Now, again, there might be a

669
00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:20,220
few of these episodes...

670
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,960
That we have seen that I...

671
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,880
You know, they've...

672
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,060
Slipped through the data.

673
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,760
But there's some absolutely

674
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,640
fantastic thumbnails...

675
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,120
Such as Ian McCourack here.

676
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,580
Senior Vice President of LexisNexis.

677
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,140
The internet showcase special

678
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,060
with guys like this.

679
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,340
Can you believe it?

680
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,220
Who made this?

681
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:45,240
Who made this?

682
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:45,760
Lol.

683
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,470
Sean, you know it's the Darrow

684
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:48,180
website.

685
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,240
And the thing is, it's the

686
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,640
thumbnails that are brilliant.

687
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:51,780
Now, I haven't...

688
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:54,220
Gone on to check the Kronz Tracker.

689
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,840
Which apparently has its own

690
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,680
little set.

691
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,220
Not only one thumbnail.

692
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,620
It has any amount of fucking

693
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,760
thumbnails.

694
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:04,640
So you could just click on...

695
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,860
Say, music on the PC.

696
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:07,760
Year 2000.

697
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,720
Show frames.

698
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,760
Look at this.

699
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,620
Wow.

700
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,600
Every...

701
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,000
Frame.

702
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:19,100
Every frame tells a story.

703
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,320
And you can really just get a

704
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,850
quick idea of what you're gonna

705
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:24,500
see.

706
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,340
And look at this.

707
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,290
It's like a film strip with Stu

708
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:27,760
in it.

709
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,800
It's everything...

710
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,160
It's everything some people

711
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,120
have dreamed of.

712
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,540
I would imagine.

713
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,280
It's like...

714
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,760
It's a pretty neat feature.

715
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,880
It's pretty cool.

716
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,970
Stu's looking off to see which

717
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,280
camera has him.

718
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,140
For the close-up of this CD.

719
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,060
And then he flips that open.

720
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,780
Shows cowboy memories.

721
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,060
Cowboy fantasies.

722
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,860
Cowboy favorites.

723
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,740
Wraps it up with the guest.

724
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,260
And then gets ready to serve up

725
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,460
another slice of computer pie

726
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,000
to the audience.

727
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,500
Who are hungry.

728
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,180
We are hungry, Stu.

729
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,140
And you're the chef.

730
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,640
You're the chef-y.

731
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,320
And you're interviewing Tony

732
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,160
Young of Beatnik.

733
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,820
Unbelievable stuff.

734
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:16,200
So let's see.

735
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:16,920
We just want to...

736
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,240
And look.

737
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,120
Very easy access to close that.

738
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:20,660
Just close.

739
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:21,320
Click close.

740
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,000
Then let's just say...

741
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,420
We did want to watch Windows 98.

742
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,220
The very first one that we've

743
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,540
seen back in the year 2020.

744
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,480
Lunar Sky.

745
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,520
Thank you very much.

746
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:36,720
Or Sky.

747
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,480
Very, very kind of you.

748
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,700
Which would have been...

749
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:44,340
1996, 90, 96, 97.

750
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:47,800
Where are you?

751
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,140
Windows 98.

752
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,700
Windows 98.

753
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,220
Here we go.

754
00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:55,960
That's the very first one there.

755
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:56,480
Someone was asking,

756
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,280
do you ever go back and watch

757
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:57,500
it?

758
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,790
All you have to do is click on

759
00:22:58,790 --> 00:22:59,460
this link.

760
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,320
It'll send you there.

761
00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:01,820
If you want to see frames.

762
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,480
Boom.

763
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,410
And that's the whole ball game

764
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,220
right there,

765
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:07,920
as Stu would say.

766
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,160
Linus Torvald.

767
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,500
Of Linux.

768
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,400
A Russian man.

769
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,340
Remember him?

770
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,400
That lady who was the Windows

771
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,640
representative.

772
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,880
She was showing us Windows 98.

773
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,660
Remember her?

774
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,800
And then...

775
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,760
There's the Russian man on his

776
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,980
desktop.

777
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,300
I remember he had a great setup

778
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:36,940
where he...

779
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:38,720
He had a couple of PCs on one

780
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,960
side of the room.

781
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,660
And then he'd get up.

782
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,660
And go and walk to the other

783
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,430
side of the room where he had

784
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:46,400
another set of PCs.

785
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,200
And I think it was the dual

786
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,600
monitor experience that Windows

787
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,640
98 was offering him.

788
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,840
That was revolutionizing his

789
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,860
workflow.

790
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,090
Now, we know that there are

791
00:23:58,090 --> 00:23:59,700
known unknowns.

792
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:00,640
That is to say,

793
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,440
the joy of the lips is tipped.

794
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

795
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,950
There are things we know that

796
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:07,160
we do not know.

797
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,560
But further on the episode,

798
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,260
Stu says,

799
00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:13,880
now it's time to meet the

800
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,080
infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

801
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,900
He goes back to Windows 98

802
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,480
woman.

803
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,410
And then Kiki Stockhammer comes

804
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:22,320
onto the scene.

805
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,760
And absolutely sets the world

806
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,680
on fire.

807
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,380
With her...

808
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:31,960
Personal collection of photos

809
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,980
and data.

810
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,360
Photographs of mice.

811
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,340
And whatnot.

812
00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,220
And whatnot.

813
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:41,510
Just home photos and a display

814
00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:45,600
of a 360 degree cubic rotation

815
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,440
animation of herself.

816
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,100
And Stu loved it.

817
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:50,220
And Stu absolutely loved it.

818
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:52,020
Stu absolutely loved that one.

819
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,670
And that was the end of the

820
00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:55,580
show.

821
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,800
Finished strong on Kiki.

822
00:24:58,180 --> 00:24:59,810
And then with a pick of the

823
00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:02,260
week situation as well there at

824
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:03,180
the end.

825
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,750
Some kind of PDA that told you

826
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,100
the time.

827
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,820
Unbelievable stuff.

828
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,040
I don't know what to say.

829
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,350
I mean, it's been a great

830
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:18,980
weekend.

831
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,300
That has made my weekend.

832
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,820
Big time.

833
00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,260
Other than that.

834
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,260
I was gonna finish Fallout.

835
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,670
I think it was good just to put

836
00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,620
a bullet in that.

837
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,240
Keep the save game.

838
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,880
From prior to the end of

839
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,780
Fallout.

840
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,060
You know, in case you wanna go

841
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,880
back at a later date.

842
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,900
And do the DLC or extra fucking

843
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,600
tasks.

844
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,120
But other than that.

845
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,510
I'd rather just see what

846
00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:47,720
happens in the end.

847
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,740
But not before checking out

848
00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:50,860
something.

849
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,880
A little bit left of field.

850
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,680
It's a game that I have ready

851
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,720
to rock.

852
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,440
On the PlayStation.

853
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,220
I didn't know this game existed.

854
00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:03,940
Until today.

855
00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:08,300
Although, sorry.

856
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,220
I say I didn't know it existed.

857
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:13,540
I had a friend in the States.

858
00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:14,720
Who told me.

859
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,180
Have you ever played this game?

860
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:16,900
Pro Bull.

861
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,700
I said, what the hell is Pro

862
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:19,220
Bull?

863
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,080
He said, you haven't heard of

864
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,880
Pro Bull?

865
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,280
I said, no.

866
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,460
He said, you've never lived.

867
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,120
So.

868
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:28,890
And I managed to get a hold of

869
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:29,900
a copy.

870
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,660
Let's just see if we can get

871
00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:33,760
that onto the screen there.

872
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,340
That's a restart.

873
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:36,260
Pause.

874
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:37,700
Reset the game.

875
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,620
Now I'm not sure if this is

876
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:47,540
gonna work, but I hope it will.

877
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,040
Pro-Pro Bull.

878
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,580
By Crave.

879
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:09,020
Easy fun together Pro Bull.

880
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,480
Totally game 05.

881
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,240
Mind blown.

882
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,140
Vicious engine are after you.

883
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,100
Maybe I can move the game thing

884
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,950
to the right there just to fit

885
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,820
in my scenario.

886
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:33,540
Yeah, that'll do.

887
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,720
And look at that.

888
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,540
PBR.

889
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,460
Pure Bull Riding.

890
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,900
Get ready to ride the bull of

891
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,620
your life.

892
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,980
Thank you very much there, Tony

893
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:50,040
B, for your glorious tip.

894
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:54,320
I'm a cowboy.

895
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,600
And I'm an athlete.

896
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,680
We're going to battle.

897
00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:07,920
Three solid kicks.

898
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,460
Oh, sorry.

899
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,200
I missed out here.

900
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:11,500
Sorry.

901
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,400
It's man versus beast.

902
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,640
Oh, brilliant.

903
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:20,880
We need to reset this.

904
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,260
How good you are.

905
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,240
How good you think you are.

906
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:22,620
You're still good.

907
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,900
Sorry, need to reset this.

908
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,900
Thank you very much, Tony B,

909
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:27,980
for your massive kind tip there

910
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,360
of 20 euros.

911
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,120
And some vids you might watch

912
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,100
on your own time to see if they're

913
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,300
stream worthy.

914
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,630
First is Rip Torn trying to

915
00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:37,840
kill Norman Mailer.

916
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,720
Never seen it.

917
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:39,280
Sounds good.

918
00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:40,500
The second is a video of a

919
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,180
children's choir singing Serge

920
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,180
Gainsborough.

921
00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:44,460
Saw that one.

922
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:44,660
Yeah.

923
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,000
They're dressed like him with fags

924
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,540
and whiskey.

925
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,400
Seen that one.

926
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,560
Thank you very much there, Tony.

927
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:49,770
This looks like it's going to

928
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:50,860
be fucking brilliant.

929
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,900
It's got an intro of lads

930
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,620
talking about the art of riding

931
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:56,700
the bull.

932
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,100
As if it's like life or death.

933
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:02,510
And in fairness to them, it is

934
00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:03,980
because a lot of them do die.

935
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,200
And it's not funny.

936
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,400
The matadors, they get killed

937
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,500
and gored as well sometimes.

938
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,820
The bulls, it's reasonable to

939
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:16,780
assume they are stressed.

940
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:23,840
Never heard of any of these

941
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,780
game companies.

942
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:30,130
Totally Games, never heard of

943
00:29:30,130 --> 00:29:30,560
them.

944
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,720
And Liam Rogers.

945
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,640
How are you there?

946
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:40,380
Great to have you back in the

947
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,340
mainframe.

948
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,350
There is no Resident Evil at

949
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,080
the moment going on.

950
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,980
And I'm not sure whether or not

951
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:48,930
you have all the relevant

952
00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:51,580
information and hints and tips

953
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:54,700
necessary for pure bull riding.

954
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,380
But let's just see how it goes

955
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,130
right here, right now on this

956
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:58,800
stream.

957
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:02,500
PBR.

958
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:08,040
Here we go.

959
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:13,940
I'm a cowboy.

960
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,360
I'm a cowboy.

961
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,260
And I'm an athlete.

962
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,900
You must be yipped up, nervous.

963
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:24,300
We're going to battle.

964
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,000
What I can't...

965
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,700
You can see a 2,000 pound

966
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:27,980
animal.

967
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,920
It's a 2,000 pound animal.

968
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,300
We're going into battle, he

969
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:33,700
says.

970
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,770
And it's great to be able to

971
00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:35,320
pause this.

972
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,490
You won't be able to pause it

973
00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:37,610
if you just played it on the

974
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:38,220
console.

975
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,340
It's man.

976
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,680
It's man against beast.

977
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:48,680
Thank you very much there.

978
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,330
Down, down, down, down, down,

979
00:30:50,330 --> 00:30:51,400
down with the Viper.

980
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,200
Thank you very much.

981
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,580
Back in the mainframe.

982
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,360
Very kind of you.

983
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,000
It's...

984
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,040
It's man against beast.

985
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,320
Versus beast.

986
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,380
Versus beast.

987
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,320
Lovely.

988
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,930
It's not as bad as the killing

989
00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:13,160
the bulls in fucking Spain

990
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,660
where they still do that.

991
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,320
Sweetheart of the rodeo.

992
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,520
Thank you very much there for

993
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:20,940
the tip.

994
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:24,300
Let that shoot rip big stogie.

995
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,380
Don't know what that means, but

996
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,120
thanks for the tip.

997
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,640
They're putting on their boots.

998
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,240
They do have those metallic,

999
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,740
sharp spurs on the back, which

1000
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:34,920
they would use to dig into

1001
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,580
the skin and flesh of the

1002
00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,310
animal in order to make it

1003
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:40,040
scared more to do certain

1004
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,900
things.

1005
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:43,000
So there is a little bit of

1006
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,040
cruelty, I suppose.

1007
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,740
Let's see how it develops here.

1008
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:48,530
Every time I'm preparing, I

1009
00:31:48,530 --> 00:31:50,030
prepare for my last time

1010
00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:52,060
because I don't know if I'm B.

1011
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:54,240
And chaps is a very, very

1012
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,850
interesting look for hard men

1013
00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:58,360
of this world.

1014
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,240
You know, they're meant to be

1015
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,060
the hardest of the hard, yet

1016
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:03,960
they wear these clothes that

1017
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,340
are more associated with gay

1018
00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,840
nightclubs.

1019
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,700
And not saying you...

1020
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,170
I mean, look, you could be hard

1021
00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:14,640
and you could be gay and hard.

1022
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,270
I'm not saying you can't, but I

1023
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:17,860
mean, you'd think they would

1024
00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:19,960
dress a little bit more kind

1025
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,580
of, like, scary.

1026
00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,060
It doesn't look scary.

1027
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,240
It looks village people at the

1028
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:24,640
moment.

1029
00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:26,740
B. McKen, thank you very much.

1030
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,280
And it has to be said, matadors.

1031
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:30,980
A lot of those lads were in

1032
00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,830
this, like, sort of bright red,

1033
00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,600
almost sometimes vivid pink,

1034
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:40,310
floral, you know, kind of flamenco

1035
00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:41,600
vibes.

1036
00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:45,120
It's an interesting juxtaposition

1037
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,740
with what's going on.

1038
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,750
Maybe they want to make it look

1039
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,960
more friendly and appealing.

1040
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,540
Thank you very much there.

1041
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,900
Milking the bulls for the tip

1042
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:54,400
there.

1043
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:55,530
Let's just see how this

1044
00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:56,200
develops.

1045
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:03,420
I'm afraid of losing.

1046
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,140
I'm afraid of dying.

1047
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,220
I'm afraid of losing.

1048
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,360
Yes.

1049
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,040
Just get pumped up.

1050
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:12,960
Fired up.

1051
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,190
I wonder, are they drug cheats

1052
00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:16,700
in this game as well?

1053
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,600
You know, like, it's considered

1054
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,520
a sport.

1055
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:21,900
And Aoife, thank you very much

1056
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:22,880
there for the tip.

1057
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:24,920
People obviously crying there.

1058
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:26,570
This fella, maybe he got tossed

1059
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:27,420
off by a bull.

1060
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,640
And he's lost his, whatever you

1061
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,260
call it, his match.

1062
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,380
Whatever you call that.

1063
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,120
Is it a game?

1064
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:35,260
His fight?

1065
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:35,980
Is it a fight?

1066
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,040
The bull won the fight.

1067
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,620
And obviously hard men

1068
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:41,040
sometimes cry as well.

1069
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,420
The other Jeff.

1070
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,780
Thank you very much for the tip

1071
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,280
there.

1072
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,120
And I hope you're getting on

1073
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:46,700
well.

1074
00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:48,850
Aoife says, patting and pee say,

1075
00:33:48,850 --> 00:33:49,500
yeehaw.

1076
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:51,900
Also, yeehaw.

1077
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,080
It does sound, you know, when

1078
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:53,980
you do it like that.

1079
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,280
Yeehaw.

1080
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,120
It goes up a few octaves.

1081
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,640
It doesn't sound that hard.

1082
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,980
But there's a lot of lads doing

1083
00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:00,320
it.

1084
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:03,480
Let's see how it develops here.

1085
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:04,700
Just go at him.

1086
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,020
Just go at him.

1087
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:07,000
Good luck at Paul.

1088
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:08,520
And you're going to be careful.

1089
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,840
It's a wonderful ball.

1090
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,140
The honour of the team of the

1091
00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:11,740
leather.

1092
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:13,060
You bet he made it.

1093
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,760
And it's tassels as well.

1094
00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,350
It's not only the fact that he's

1095
00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:18,340
wearing the chaps.

1096
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,960
It is that they have leather tassels.

1097
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,070
Was there any need for the

1098
00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:26,990
additional tassels on the chaps,

1099
00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:27,680
Tom?

1100
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,620
How are you getting on?

1101
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,320
What's the story?

1102
00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:32,540
We're just saying there, they're

1103
00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,260
sponsored by Enterprise

1104
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:35,120
Insurance.

1105
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,180
There's probably a lot of

1106
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:36,720
companies.

1107
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,270
I wonder, do companies pull out

1108
00:34:38,270 --> 00:34:38,960
nowadays?

1109
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:41,060
Because this is like nearly

1110
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,410
probably 20 years old, this

1111
00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:42,940
game.

1112
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,020
Do companies still find it

1113
00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:46,360
appropriate?

1114
00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,270
And why do they wear tassels on

1115
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:49,320
their chaps?

1116
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,920
I'm not sure about that.

1117
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:53,890
The first question, the

1118
00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:55,030
insurance companies, they

1119
00:34:55,030 --> 00:34:56,340
probably did sponsor anything.

1120
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,640
But as for the chaps, it's an

1121
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,620
interesting choice of wear.

1122
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,940
And maybe the tassels add a

1123
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:03,270
little bit of flair to what

1124
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,080
they're doing as well, you know?

1125
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:06,580
Well, that's it.

1126
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:08,420
Maybe they're trying to add a

1127
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,560
little bit more of a cool-looking

1128
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,500
vibe to it.

1129
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,010
Maybe is there a scientific

1130
00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:15,660
necessity for the tassels?

1131
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:18,520
Perhaps.

1132
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,430
I mean, you can only imagine

1133
00:35:20,430 --> 00:35:22,540
how that would feel against the

1134
00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:23,760
side of a bull.

1135
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,380
The bull, once it knows, once

1136
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:26,940
it feels the whip of the tassel

1137
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,100
against its side,

1138
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,760
maybe that has a nice effect on

1139
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,560
the bull, a calming effect.

1140
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,230
Maybe it lessens the bull's

1141
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:35,110
anxiety before you start stabbing

1142
00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:36,650
it with the metal bits on the

1143
00:35:36,650 --> 00:35:37,740
back of your boots.

1144
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:39,320
And before you give it the

1145
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,760
anxiety, you know?

1146
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,420
But we can't really be sure.

1147
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,030
But we do know that they look

1148
00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:47,440
absolutely fabulous.

1149
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:49,760
Absolutely fabulous.

1150
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,690
Thank you very much there, Magnet

1151
00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,420
Magpie, for the tip there.

1152
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,660
Just go at him, says Magnet Magpie.

1153
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,020
And tossed off by bull.

1154
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:57,960
Thank you very much.

1155
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,890
And none other than schnuffles

1156
00:35:59,890 --> 00:36:00,480
as well.

1157
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,600
Very, very kind of you there.

1158
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:02,720
Shuffles.

1159
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:04,770
Let's see how this develops

1160
00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:05,420
here.

1161
00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:06,750
Your rhetoric will smother you

1162
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:07,840
if you're not careful.

1163
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,090
Bunch of crazy cowboys trying

1164
00:36:09,090 --> 00:36:10,290
to get on these bulls and show

1165
00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:11,140
off a little bit.

1166
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,310
When it goes right, it goes

1167
00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:12,760
right.

1168
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,420
We're just a bunch of cow,

1169
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:16,470
crazy-ass cowboys trying to get

1170
00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:18,270
on the back of a bull and show

1171
00:36:18,270 --> 00:36:19,560
off a little bit.

1172
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,300
When it goes good, it goes good.

1173
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,640
When it goes bad, it goes bad.

1174
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,960
Is this a bad thing for kids to

1175
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,580
be playing this?

1176
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,680
Or is there a good sign to it?

1177
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:29,000
Oof.

1178
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,000
Man, it's rough.

1179
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:31,460
Oh!

1180
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:31,820
Oh!

1181
00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:32,840
Get up there!

1182
00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:35,110
This is absolutely one of the

1183
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,600
worst wrecks in PBR history.

1184
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,020
Yeah.

1185
00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:39,580
Oh, fuck.

1186
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,560
Eight seconds to me is the

1187
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,860
greatest feeling in my life.

1188
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:42,880
It's exciting.

1189
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:43,880
It's dangerous.

1190
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:44,800
It's a dream.

1191
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,060
I mean, the...

1192
00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:46,720
Eight seconds.

1193
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,700
It's what us 45 guys live for.

1194
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,890
Eight seconds on the back of a

1195
00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:53,780
bull and it's game over.

1196
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,320
It's crazy to think about it.

1197
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,560
And the tassels, they really do

1198
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,200
add an air of gravitas when

1199
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,180
they're being flung into the

1200
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:06,620
air as well.

1201
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,020
And those tassels are moving up.

1202
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,900
Maybe it's all about the showmanship

1203
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:10,360
of it.

1204
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,000
But it does look not that hard

1205
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,560
to begin with.

1206
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,560
But does it look hard then when

1207
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,500
they're in the air, Tom?

1208
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,880
I have to say, it doesn't.

1209
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,670
It actually still looks not

1210
00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:24,580
that hard.

1211
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,520
But they're wearing a helmet

1212
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,280
anyway.

1213
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:28,610
So that's eight seconds on the

1214
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:29,500
back of the bull.

1215
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,940
Keep the cow on protected.

1216
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,450
Make sure there's no fractures

1217
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:35,000
in that particular area because

1218
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,740
that's the one place you don't

1219
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:38,290
want to get cracked in your

1220
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:39,060
cabbage.

1221
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,840
Play it on there.

1222
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:49,720
And that was...

1223
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:50,700
I saw a bit there.

1224
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:52,620
There was just a quick shot

1225
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,820
there of a lad.

1226
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,960
And he just had tight, like his

1227
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,800
boxers on and the chaps and

1228
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,740
then bare legged as well.

1229
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:00,820
So maybe that's a thing that

1230
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:01,320
they do.

1231
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:02,860
Tom?

1232
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:04,860
Not sure.

1233
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,440
Let's see how it develops here.

1234
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:14,500
Out of the chute.

1235
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,000
And that's a very ominous...

1236
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:19,870
It started ominous, now it's

1237
00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,420
gone cheery.

1238
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,000
Hopefully...

1239
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,380
I was hoping for some music...

1240
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,580
For a bit of vocals there.

1241
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:29,680
We've gone straight into

1242
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,420
another demo.

1243
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,340
Straight into another cutscene.

1244
00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:38,820
It's the same cutscene again.

1245
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,560
I'm a cowboy.

1246
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,860
And I'm an athlete.

1247
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:54,060
The leg there twitching.

1248
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,220
Sorry, I know we've seen it.

1249
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,660
Against a 2,000 pound animal.

1250
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:00,880
Just warrants another quick

1251
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,480
viewing, maybe.

1252
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:07,660
It's man versus beast.

1253
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,520
I know, we won't.

1254
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,040
We've seen it.

1255
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:09,540
We've seen it.

1256
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,660
No matter how good you are, how

1257
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:12,540
good you think you are, you're

1258
00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:13,600
still going to lose sometimes.

1259
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,630
Thank you very much there,

1260
00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:17,100
vegan muscle men.

1261
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:25,510
I just want to see why that

1262
00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:30,370
doesn't go on for any longer

1263
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:35,170
than like eight seconds of a

1264
00:39:35,170 --> 00:39:37,140
screen.

1265
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,770
It just cuts out after eight

1266
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:42,440
seconds.

1267
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,330
You think there's going to be

1268
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:43,860
more to that.

1269
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:44,560
There's not.

1270
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:49,440
Plot twist.

1271
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,360
That's the full game.

1272
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:52,380
Says Ian.

1273
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:57,340
That's the whole game.

1274
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,510
Just that fucking intro and

1275
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:02,000
that little song completed.

1276
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:12,900
Wow.

1277
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,280
And there we have our bull

1278
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,900
riders.

1279
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,300
Okay.

1280
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,040
Now we can go.

1281
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,680
We can hear experience the rest

1282
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,480
of the song.

1283
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:22,800
Gee.

1284
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:24,540
Gee her.

1285
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,820
Marchy.

1286
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,000
He has signature moves.

1287
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,460
Such as shake fist.

1288
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:31,680
Kick dirt.

1289
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,860
Justin McBride.

1290
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,460
Signature moves.

1291
00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:42,440
Dismount side flip.

1292
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:43,820
Throw hat.

1293
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,080
Chris Shivers.

1294
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,820
Skill level pro.

1295
00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:52,020
Balance 15.

1296
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,760
Coordination 20.

1297
00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:54,740
Stamina 20.

1298
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,840
Reflexes 15.

1299
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,940
Thank you very much, Tuborg.

1300
00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:00,260
Signature moves.

1301
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,380
Dismount back flip.

1302
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:02,920
Or speed burst.

1303
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,120
JW Hart.

1304
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:07,880
Skill level pro.

1305
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,060
Balance 15.

1306
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,420
Stamina 15.

1307
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:11,940
Signature moves.

1308
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,700
Throw punch.

1309
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:13,600
At who?

1310
00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:14,100
The bull.

1311
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,340
Or kick dirt.

1312
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,240
It's another signature move.

1313
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,460
Ross Coleman is after you.

1314
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:24,580
Skill level pro.

1315
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:25,060
Again.

1316
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,120
Signature moves.

1317
00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:27,380
Dismount back flip.

1318
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:28,620
And arm pump.

1319
00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:30,640
Mike White.

1320
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,880
Mike White.

1321
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,720
Ladies and gentlemen.

1322
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:44,030
Mike White, ladies and

1323
00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:53,420
gentlemen. Dismount sideflip,

1324
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:59,180
bask in cheers. It's one of his

1325
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:03,080
moves. Brian Cantor, the young

1326
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,080
looking fella.

1327
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,210
Dismount sideflip, point to

1328
00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:08,790
crowd. That's a real celebratory

1329
00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:11,180
one, isn't it? I wonder is that

1330
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,080
done on back of bull or post

1331
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,630
bull? Sean Willingham. These

1332
00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:19,600
are real American men with

1333
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,820
giant stetsons and they would

1334
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:25,950
fucking kill you. They can ride

1335
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:27,640
bulls into battle in the heat

1336
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,280
of the night and shake their

1337
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,860
fist and they've got speed

1338
00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:33,040
burst signature moves going on.

1339
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,700
Mike Lee. He can throw a punch

1340
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:38,230
or number two, he can throw a

1341
00:42:38,230 --> 00:42:41,010
kiss. How do you throw a kiss?

1342
00:42:41,010 --> 00:42:44,300
Is it a... And then like that?

1343
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,290
You can blow kisses. I've never

1344
00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:50,020
heard someone throwing one.

1345
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:52,040
Unless it's a headbutt.

1346
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,710
Maud gone. Thank you very much

1347
00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:55,890
there. What are Tommy's

1348
00:42:55,890 --> 00:42:57,450
signature moves? Tom, what's

1349
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,820
your signature moves?

1350
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:01,830
Well, I can dismount the side

1351
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,560
of the bus and then I can wave

1352
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,530
to the crowd from inside the

1353
00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:10,590
bus. You press X to do both of

1354
00:43:10,590 --> 00:43:11,760
those.

1355
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,740
Lovely stuff.

1356
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:18,250
Wiley Peterson, ladies and

1357
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:21,660
gentlemen. He can throw a punch

1358
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:24,560
or he can do an arm pump.

1359
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,060
And then I don't know what this

1360
00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:27,380
is. It seems to be you can

1361
00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:29,260
select... You can be a bull.

1362
00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:30,460
It means you don't have to be a

1363
00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:31,610
fella in this. You can be a

1364
00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:32,060
bull.

1365
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,920
A bull called Dr. Proctor.

1366
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,220
Would you believe it?

1367
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,560
I wonder if he's a registered

1368
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,690
GP. A general practitioner of

1369
00:43:43,690 --> 00:43:46,560
medicine. We don't know.

1370
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,300
But he's got a lot of force and

1371
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,200
a lot of prestige. He can do a

1372
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,940
front end drop and he can tread

1373
00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:52,620
dirt.

1374
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,780
Chicken on a chain. Strength 20.

1375
00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:59,660
Stamina 20. Buck 20. Force 20.

1376
00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:01,320
Prestige 25.

1377
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,720
He can roll left. He can roll

1378
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,520
right. He can bow head.

1379
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:09,470
Okeechobee Spatz. Okeechobee Spatz,

1380
00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:13,010
ladies and gentlemen. Okeechobee

1381
00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,040
Spatz.

1382
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,800
He's an old looking bull. He's

1383
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,320
got 20 strength and 15 buck.

1384
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,800
But he's a 25 prestige bull who

1385
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,960
can jump and sidestep and body

1386
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,340
whip rear kick.

1387
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,640
Cat Daddy.

1388
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,250
He can kick right and rear leg.

1389
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,390
He can kick right, rear leg. I

1390
00:44:35,390 --> 00:44:36,600
beg your pardon.

1391
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,780
And he can tread dirt.

1392
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,370
Reindeer. Signature bull. He

1393
00:44:46,370 --> 00:44:49,730
can kick left, rear leg. He can

1394
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:51,060
shake his head.

1395
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,180
All of these actions, by the

1396
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,560
way, are voluntary and not done

1397
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,940
under duress.

1398
00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,820
Okay. The bulls like to do this.

1399
00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:03,420
They haven't been forced to do

1400
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:07,520
them for snacks or love or care.

1401
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,210
They haven't been forced to do

1402
00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:10,940
these for care in the past.

1403
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:14,480
Versus blackout. That's a real

1404
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,630
ominous looking bull. He can do

1405
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,610
two rear kicks. He can fling a

1406
00:45:18,610 --> 00:45:19,940
person on horns.

1407
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,130
Vertical limit. He can do a

1408
00:45:23,130 --> 00:45:25,720
higher jump and he can tread

1409
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,560
dirt.

1410
00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:29,990
Shane, ladies and gentlemen. He's

1411
00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:32,830
a great bull. A lovely bull. He

1412
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:36,400
can buck 15 and he can force 15.

1413
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,950
He can roll left, roll right

1414
00:45:37,950 --> 00:45:39,420
and roll right. I beg your

1415
00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:41,260
pardon. He can bow his head.

1416
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:43,410
This next one looks a little

1417
00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,730
bit like a bloody llama or

1418
00:45:44,730 --> 00:45:45,560
something.

1419
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,090
Looks like a camel. Just a

1420
00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:49,000
dream.

1421
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,820
Unbelievable name for a bull.

1422
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,020
Skill level pro. It can kick

1423
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,110
its left rear leg and it can

1424
00:45:57,110 --> 00:45:58,560
shake its head.

1425
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,460
White magic.

1426
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:05,480
Can jump high and it can tread

1427
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,720
dirt.

1428
00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:10,840
And back to Guillaume Marchi,

1429
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,160
the original bull rider.

1430
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,750
He's the flagship rider of the

1431
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,620
bulls.

1432
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,840
Rider of the bulls.

1433
00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:24,900
Rider of the bulls.

1434
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:29,320
They haven't been mistreated.

1435
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,680
They're very well looked after

1436
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,080
bulls.

1437
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:38,060
And what we can do is move back

1438
00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:39,800
into the mainframe.

1439
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,000
And move on with this.

1440
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,280
I think what we'll do first is

1441
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,240
try one of these lads.

1442
00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:47,920
I'll go with...

1443
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:49,920
Who looked...

1444
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,060
I think Sean had the biggest

1445
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,500
head and jaw ratio.

1446
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,890
So he could really be a strong

1447
00:46:57,890 --> 00:46:58,740
fella.

1448
00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:01,510
But looking at his stats, they

1449
00:47:01,510 --> 00:47:03,680
pale to his insignificance when

1450
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,960
you compare him with Mike Lee.

1451
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:07,740
Or even...

1452
00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:08,780
What about Guillaume?

1453
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,660
The top bull rider.

1454
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,620
2015, 2020.

1455
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,320
2020, 2020.

1456
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:15,100
Look at this lad.

1457
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,140
Justin McBride.

1458
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,640
He looks like he's been a

1459
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,380
Marine.

1460
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,830
He looks like he's seen action

1461
00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:23,380
in either Hellman province or

1462
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,560
Fallujah.

1463
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:26,850
And he's back and he's ready to

1464
00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:27,740
ride bulls.

1465
00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:31,280
Name Justin McBride.

1466
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,220
We'll keep that name.

1467
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:33,820
We won't change his name.

1468
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:34,980
Accept.

1469
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:40,920
Profile created successfully.

1470
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:42,850
Ryan, thank you very much for

1471
00:47:42,850 --> 00:47:43,600
the tip.

1472
00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:46,000
Says, fierce moo cows.

1473
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:47,940
Would you like to save the

1474
00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:49,200
Justin McBride profile?

1475
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:49,900
Go on.

1476
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:58,400
Come on.

1477
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,220
Now we can go for a quick ride.

1478
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:08,420
Tutorial.

1479
00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:09,540
Single player.

1480
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:10,500
Multiplayer.

1481
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,420
Don't think we're going to get

1482
00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:14,780
any multiplayer action on this.

1483
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,400
Profiles after screen.

1484
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,720
We'll just go for a quick ride.

1485
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:18,500
Or tutorial.

1486
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,000
And there's a clown look.

1487
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:23,990
There's going to be clowns at

1488
00:48:23,990 --> 00:48:24,820
this fucking thing.

1489
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:26,460
Welcome to the sport of

1490
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:28,680
professional bull riding.

1491
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,180
In this tutorial, you will

1492
00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:31,830
learn the basics of how to ride

1493
00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:32,420
a bull.

1494
00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:33,960
If playing as a rider.

1495
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,380
Or how to buck a rider.

1496
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,560
If you want to be a bull.

1497
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,140
Thread Durst.

1498
00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:40,410
Thank you very much there for

1499
00:48:40,410 --> 00:48:40,820
the tip.

1500
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:42,920
If you want to buck a rider.

1501
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,600
Then that's the preserve of the

1502
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,080
bull.

1503
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,140
You're going to have to wait

1504
00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:48,960
and become a bull to learn how

1505
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,880
to do that.

1506
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:52,350
Some lovely music still playing

1507
00:48:52,350 --> 00:48:54,500
there in the background.

1508
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,800
Very loud for me.

1509
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,340
Hopefully not too loud.

1510
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,640
Is the music too loud for you

1511
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,480
there?

1512
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:02,520
It's annoying.

1513
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,000
That's across the board.

1514
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,040
But is it too loud?

1515
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,140
Music is fine.

1516
00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:12,640
Great stuff.

1517
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:13,480
Thanks very much there.

1518
00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:15,320
Let's move on at pace with this.

1519
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,560
Play as rider or a bull.

1520
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,840
We'll play as the rider first.

1521
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,240
Rusty.

1522
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,190
Thanks very much for the tip

1523
00:49:21,190 --> 00:49:21,580
there.

1524
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:22,600
Very very kind to you.

1525
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,150
And I'm not pressing anything

1526
00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:26,160
at the moment.

1527
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,340
I'm just letting it rip.

1528
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,300
And where's...

1529
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:28,420
Why?

1530
00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:30,390
Please tell me they fucking got

1531
00:49:30,390 --> 00:49:31,040
audio.

1532
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:32,220
And they made some audio of the

1533
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:32,620
bull.

1534
00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:34,560
And they didn't just have...

1535
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,560
You don't just have this music

1536
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,380
playing.

1537
00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:38,990
In this tutorial you'll learn

1538
00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:40,140
how to ride a bull.

1539
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,440
When playing as a rider.

1540
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:42,800
The 8 second clock is shown in

1541
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,940
the bottom of the screen.

1542
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,400
Already been out the fucking

1543
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,620
trap door for three.

1544
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440
In the upper left of the status

1545
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,820
bar is your health.

1546
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,340
Used in season mode.

1547
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,000
Games only.

1548
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,940
If the meter completely depletes.

1549
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,400
Your rider will be injured.

1550
00:49:56,620 --> 00:49:58,960
Replenish health by completing

1551
00:49:58,960 --> 00:49:59,740
rides.

1552
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:03,720
Beneath the health meter is the

1553
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,600
grip meter.

1554
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,360
Which is used at higher

1555
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,410
difficulty levels and during

1556
00:50:09,410 --> 00:50:10,960
unlimited rides.

1557
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,940
If the meter completely depletes.

1558
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,460
Your rider will lose his grip.

1559
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:18,140
To the left of the clock is the

1560
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:20,200
number of remaining rider rush.

1561
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:21,300
Trademark.

1562
00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:22,480
Power ups.

1563
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:27,700
Very confusing so far.

1564
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,200
Booking.

1565
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,380
When playing as a rider.

1566
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,880
The goal is to keep centered on

1567
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,860
the bull's back.

1568
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,340
As you try to counter the

1569
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:35,260
forces exerted by the bull.

1570
00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:37,310
Lean towards the center of the

1571
00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:37,860
bull.

1572
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,430
As your rider becomes off

1573
00:50:40,430 --> 00:50:41,400
balance.

1574
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:42,740
Let's give it a try.

1575
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,200
David O'Sullivan.

1576
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:47,940
Thank you very much.

1577
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:49,310
Slowly move and hold the left

1578
00:50:49,310 --> 00:50:50,440
analog stick in the down

1579
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,160
position to balance your rider.

1580
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:52,460
Okay.

1581
00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:53,720
Going down.

1582
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,740
Pressing down there.

1583
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,460
Says good.

1584
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,300
Sometimes the bull may kick the

1585
00:50:58,300 --> 00:50:59,380
front legs instead of buck in

1586
00:50:59,380 --> 00:50:59,900
the rear.

1587
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:00,300
Okay.

1588
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,020
What's that mean for me?

1589
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,420
The rider looks fucked there.

1590
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:06,920
Slowly move up and hold the

1591
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,410
left analog stick in the up

1592
00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:10,520
position to balance your rider.

1593
00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:18,740
Looks very rag dollish.

1594
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,400
Like he looks like he would

1595
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,060
have incurred some sort of

1596
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:23,960
fucking whiplash type injury

1597
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,600
that would require medical

1598
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,340
attention.

1599
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:27,700
Or at least physiotherapy.

1600
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:29,540
Or a trip to the hospital just

1601
00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:30,580
to make sure.

1602
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,180
Spin.

1603
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,720
In addition to bucking.

1604
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,470
The bull will spin to try and

1605
00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:36,100
knock you off balance.

1606
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,880
Or off its back completely.

1607
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,600
Let's practice.

1608
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:38,720
Let's practice.

1609
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:50,540
Spur.

1610
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:52,940
Spurring the bull is risky if

1611
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,260
done at the wrong moment.

1612
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:57,500
But can earn additional points

1613
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,740
if pulled off.

1614
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,930
Be sure your rider is centered

1615
00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,300
on the bull before spurring.

1616
00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:05,020
Let's try and spur.

1617
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,630
So this is where you get to

1618
00:52:06,630 --> 00:52:08,460
stab the bull in its skin.

1619
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:10,500
With the sharp bits on your

1620
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,420
boots known as spurs.

1621
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:16,190
Slowly move and hold the left

1622
00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:19,330
analog stick in the down

1623
00:52:19,330 --> 00:52:23,960
position to balance your rider.

1624
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,300
Now that the rider is balanced,

1625
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:28,500
press the square button to spur

1626
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500
the bull.

1627
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,780
Is this a bad thing for kids to

1628
00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:33,960
be playing this or is there a

1629
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,460
good side to it?

1630
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:36,520
So I just pressed the spur

1631
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,890
button, I didn't see any action

1632
00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:38,420
though.

1633
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,480
At a higher difficulty gripping

1634
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,540
and unlimited rides gripping is

1635
00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:44,370
required and helps the rider

1636
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:46,420
grab the bull rope tighter.

1637
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,420
Let's test your reflexes.

1638
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:51,080
As the grip meter starts to deplete

1639
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,530
and press and release the L1 or

1640
00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:56,420
R1 button to tighten your grip.

1641
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,870
What, do you have to pump them

1642
00:52:58,870 --> 00:52:59,420
or?

1643
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:01,380
I'm just pumping L1 and R1 and

1644
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:03,420
nothing's fucking happening.

1645
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:04,580
I'm bull in with you Francis,

1646
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:05,420
thanks very much.

1647
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:08,420
Rider Rush trademark.

1648
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,600
Triggering this power up puts

1649
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,720
you in the zone and slows the

1650
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,530
action down so that you can

1651
00:53:14,530 --> 00:53:17,550
maximize your score during the

1652
00:53:17,550 --> 00:53:19,420
8 second ride.

1653
00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:21,420
Let's see how it works.

1654
00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:24,340
Press and hold the 0 O button

1655
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:27,380
for at least 1 second any time

1656
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:30,060
during a ride to activate an

1657
00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:32,420
available power up.

1658
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,420
Rider Rush lasts for 3 minutes.

1659
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:43,310
Watch the Rider Rush meter

1660
00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:49,420
slowly run out.

1661
00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:52,330
Dismount you must jump off the

1662
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:55,480
bull after 8 seconds or before

1663
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,400
losing your grip in unlimited

1664
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,420
rides.

1665
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:00,690
After being disqualified

1666
00:54:00,690 --> 00:54:02,550
successful, successful dismounts

1667
00:54:02,550 --> 00:54:03,820
will add more points to your

1668
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:04,420
score.

1669
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:05,420
Come on.

1670
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:12,550
You've finished the Rider

1671
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:19,420
tutorial. Have fun.

1672
00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:20,420
No thank you.

1673
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:23,420
Don't want to do any more of

1674
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:24,420
that.

1675
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:27,120
Let's just go for a single

1676
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,420
player game now.

1677
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:32,420
I'll be honest with you guys.

1678
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:36,360
I'm feeling a little bit disheartened

1679
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,410
so far after the tutorial.

1680
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:42,690
Hopefully they can rescue me in

1681
00:54:42,690 --> 00:54:46,040
this single player mode because

1682
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,420
that wasn't great.

1683
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:52,420
Let's go for unlimited ride.

1684
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,420
I don't want to do a season.

1685
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:58,420
Justin McBride.

1686
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:01,560
Select Bull will go with

1687
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:07,410
fucking, what's his name, Dreamworks.

1688
00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:08,420
Just a dream.

1689
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:11,530
Where do you want to do your

1690
00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:12,420
ride?

1691
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:16,360
Fucking Dallas, Las Vegas, Tulsa,

1692
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,420
Oklahoma, New Orleans, New York.

1693
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,840
Didn't know they let, they did

1694
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,420
it there.

1695
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:23,840
Suppose it's, they don't kill

1696
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:24,420
the bull.

1697
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,240
Do they just stab it in the

1698
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,420
side with the, the boots.

1699
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:32,420
Let's go to Dallas, Texas.

1700
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,420
Probably the home of the bull.

1701
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,420
We'll go with easy just for now.

1702
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,890
Well now we'll go with medium.

1703
00:55:41,890 --> 00:55:42,420
Fuck it.

1704
00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:46,890
Justin McBride versus just a

1705
00:55:46,890 --> 00:55:48,420
dream.

1706
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
Play as rider or bull.

1707
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:51,580
We'll play as rider? Seems like

1708
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:52,420
we trained as rider.

1709
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:53,900
Is this cowboy gonna be tough

1710
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:55,420
enough to match this bull?

1711
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,420
Simply move for move.

1712
00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:00,420
Press X to begin right.

1713
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,690
Okay I just want to get seated

1714
00:56:02,690 --> 00:56:05,420
and ready to fucking bull here.

1715
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:12,950
I don't know what I'm doing

1716
00:56:12,950 --> 00:56:15,420
here.

1717
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:19,420
So you just pump R1 and L1.

1718
00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:21,420
And then, oh yeah to get power.

1719
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:23,420
And then dismount.

1720
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,420
That was nine seconds.

1721
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,420
I needed to get off the bull.

1722
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:29,420
But this is unlimited bull ride.

1723
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:31,620
So it's, it's just however long

1724
00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:33,420
you can, you can last.

1725
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:35,420
So I won that.

1726
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:37,420
The fucking bull lost.

1727
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,420
Rematch.

1728
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:39,420
New match.

1729
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:40,420
No rematch.

1730
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:41,040
I reckon we can go for longer

1731
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:41,420
than that.

1732
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:42,420
9.6.

1733
00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:43,960
I think I know what I'm doing

1734
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:44,420
now.

1735
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,830
In the States, PBR is also a

1736
00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:46,420
hipster.

1737
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:47,420
Canned beer.

1738
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:48,420
Pabst Blue Ribbon.

1739
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,860
Thank you very much there for

1740
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:50,420
the tip.

1741
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:51,150
And that information sounds

1742
00:56:51,150 --> 00:56:51,420
great.

1743
00:56:51,420 --> 00:56:52,120
sounds great.

1744
00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:02,200
Ryder or the bull?

1745
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,560
You know, I don't know if he

1746
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,460
can handle this bull,

1747
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,090
but if he can, this could be

1748
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:06,580
huge.

1749
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,620
Okay, going for it now.

1750
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,020
I'm pumping R1 and L1.

1751
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,460
I'm trying to get my man to

1752
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,560
stay up straight,

1753
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:19,540
and he's doing well, actually.

1754
00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:20,760
I reckon we're going to get at

1755
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,260
least 12 seconds out of this

1756
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:22,600
bad boy.

1757
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,240
Yes, it's actually quite good.

1758
00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:32,540
You pump R1 and now dismount.

1759
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,500
I wonder, can you do the dismount

1760
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,480
and land on...

1761
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:37,920
Oh, fuck.

1762
00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:39,340
You need to...

1763
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:41,180
The bull remains at large.

1764
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,850
You need to not let the bull

1765
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:44,340
attack you afterwards

1766
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:45,360
if it's still at large.

1767
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,280
You need to run away from the

1768
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:46,600
bull.

1769
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,640
So the bull won that one.

1770
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,360
No, I won that one.

1771
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,280
But the bull managed to get a

1772
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,120
little dig in at the end

1773
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,760
just because of the indignant...

1774
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,400
What would you call that?

1775
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,950
The undignified manner in which

1776
00:58:01,950 --> 00:58:02,660
it was treated

1777
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,400
in front of a crowd.

1778
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:04,500
Oh.

1779
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,040
Give it another go.

1780
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,080
14.6.

1781
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,610
I reckon we can at least go for

1782
00:58:16,610 --> 00:58:18,390
20 seconds before starting a

1783
00:58:18,390 --> 00:58:19,040
career.

1784
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:20,710
And whether or not we'll start

1785
00:58:20,710 --> 00:58:22,040
a career is...

1786
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,090
I don't think that's going to

1787
00:58:24,090 --> 00:58:24,900
happen.

1788
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,970
Let's just see how long we can

1789
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:26,860
get on the bull here.

1790
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,390
And then I'm going to go for a

1791
00:58:30,390 --> 00:58:31,200
bull ride then.

1792
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:32,580
To be the bull.

1793
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:36,660
Come on.

1794
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:39,700
Come on.

1795
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,280
Come on.

1796
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,750
And I love the tailor-made rock

1797
00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,280
tunes that they've done for the

1798
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,040
game as well.

1799
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,280
That's a great little touch.

1800
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,060
Tell you, it reminds me...

1801
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:50,480
On the bull, buck me off.

1802
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:50,980
The bull won.

1803
00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,520
I'm not pressing any buttons

1804
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:56,900
there.

1805
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,180
Your man is just running...

1806
00:58:59,180 --> 00:58:59,880
It says that I...

1807
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,240
It still says that I'm the

1808
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:01,900
winner.

1809
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,610
Even though the bull tossed me

1810
00:59:04,610 --> 00:59:05,240
off.

1811
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,280
Trollope, thank you very much.

1812
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:12,060
Shuster McBride, 11 seconds.

1813
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:13,280
Let's just go for...

1814
00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:15,020
Just want to beat that 14

1815
00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:17,000
second and then try the bull.

1816
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,240
And then we'll see whether or

1817
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,180
not we're going to do career

1818
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:21,860
mode.

1819
00:59:21,860 --> 00:59:26,960
I hope you can go into options

1820
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:31,880
and play the soundtrack.

1821
00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:35,910
The bull has fucking tossed me

1822
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:38,560
off again there.

1823
00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:39,500
And that's...

1824
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,530
We need to run away and make

1825
00:59:40,530 --> 00:59:41,850
sure we don't get fucking creeled

1826
00:59:41,850 --> 00:59:42,580
by the bull.

1827
00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:43,840
This is a new section here now

1828
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,060
where you run away from the

1829
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:45,440
bull.

1830
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:53,190
One more again and we'll be the

1831
00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:57,900
bull this time.

1832
01:00:00,020 --> 01:00:00,940
Now we're the bull.

1833
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:02,000
I've no...

1834
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,640
I've no tutorial on the bull.

1835
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,120
I'm just...

1836
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:05,340
I'm mashing all the buttons.

1837
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:07,160
Look at me go.

1838
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,400
And now you can...

1839
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,340
You can keep...

1840
01:00:12,340 --> 01:00:12,920
Look at this.

1841
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,320
You can maul people.

1842
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:19,480
This is class.

1843
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:22,430
You can actually take control

1844
01:00:22,430 --> 01:00:25,680
of the disorientated...

1845
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:28,660
Anxiety ridden bull.

1846
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,660
And start to fucking take

1847
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:32,700
revenge on the riders.

1848
01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:34,580
Let's do that again.

1849
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:36,680
Actually, we'll just go back...

1850
01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:38,280
No, try bull again.

1851
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:38,780
I'll tell you what.

1852
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:40,710
But this bull is going to give

1853
01:00:40,710 --> 01:00:42,420
him everything he wants for a

1854
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:43,280
full exit.

1855
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,300
Look at this.

1856
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:45,100
Oh, yeah.

1857
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:49,780
The bull looks awful fucking

1858
01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:51,480
radged.

1859
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,340
Look at that.

1860
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Come on, you cunt.

1861
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,440
Look at that, man.

1862
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,920
I was doing handbrakes...

1863
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,480
On your man's body.

1864
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,400
Congratulations.

1865
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,500
You've unlocked Flint Moment.

1866
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:13,940
Let's do it again and see what

1867
01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:17,880
damage you can do afterwards.

1868
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,160
Yo, I don't know if he can

1869
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,910
handle this bull, but if he can,

1870
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:22,220
this could be huge.

1871
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,380
He's doing bull donuts on the

1872
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:25,960
body of the clown.

1873
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:29,260
Oh, yeah.

1874
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:29,760
A new angle.

1875
01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:30,700
This is it.

1876
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,820
Get off my back, you, you

1877
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:34,340
fucking rodeo.

1878
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:35,780
Can't.

1879
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:39,150
Look at the way the bull's

1880
01:01:39,150 --> 01:01:42,220
moving to the music.

1881
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,140
And the sound...

1882
01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:46,900
The fella's singing move.

1883
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:54,500
Wow.

1884
01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:54,560
Wow.

1885
01:01:54,560 --> 01:02:00,920
Let's get that fucker.

1886
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:01,880
Yes.

1887
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,140
A few donuts.

1888
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:04,930
It'd be great if he could shit

1889
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:06,400
on them afterwards.

1890
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,360
Let's do that.

1891
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,780
And then the bull just goes

1892
01:02:10,780 --> 01:02:12,480
into the pen automatically.

1893
01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:13,380
There's no...

1894
01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:14,570
I'm not controlling him for

1895
01:02:14,570 --> 01:02:15,100
that bit.

1896
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,380
The fella there in the song was

1897
01:02:18,380 --> 01:02:20,800
just going...

1898
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,240
Moo!

1899
01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:24,100
We'll save an exit anyway.

1900
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:26,060
I'm hoping for a...

1901
01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:30,130
A BGM soundtrack selection menu

1902
01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:31,520
moment.

1903
01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:34,440
As a lot of these games used to

1904
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,610
do, but maybe they won't, you

1905
01:02:37,610 --> 01:02:38,560
know?

1906
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,300
I think they'd gone past that

1907
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:41,830
by whatever year this was

1908
01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:42,740
released.

1909
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,890
Maybe they just didn't do that,

1910
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:44,950
but it looks like they would do

1911
01:02:44,950 --> 01:02:45,280
it.

1912
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,170
Just the whole aesthetic of the

1913
01:02:47,170 --> 01:02:47,720
game.

1914
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:50,680
The menu and everything.

1915
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,660
It looks like that's something

1916
01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:52,450
they would have thrown in

1917
01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:53,640
because they would have thought,

1918
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:54,840
Yeah, throw that in.

1919
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,340
It's just more padding.

1920
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,040
Music.

1921
01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,520
No, they haven't done it.

1922
01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:02,210
You can turn the music off, but

1923
01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:03,700
I mean...

1924
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,360
Why would you?

1925
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,160
Credits.

1926
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:09,120
Unlockables.

1927
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:09,240
Unlockables.

1928
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:15,540
Flint Moment 1.

1929
01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:18,380
We unlocked Flint Moment 2.

1930
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:19,280
Let's have a look at that.

1931
01:03:19,740 --> 01:03:20,480
So you're a bull.

1932
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,020
Thank you very much there for

1933
01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:22,600
the tip.

1934
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:27,890
Enterprise Insurance Flint

1935
01:03:27,890 --> 01:03:30,260
Review Time.

1936
01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,550
So what really is your role on

1937
01:03:33,550 --> 01:03:34,240
Versus?

1938
01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:35,920
Is this like a charity case, or

1939
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,980
do you have a job?

1940
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:37,760
What is it?

1941
01:03:38,340 --> 01:03:39,420
Well, we really ain't figured

1942
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,820
out what my role is yet.

1943
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,860
We ain't really got a job yet.

1944
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:45,460
So you're back working with

1945
01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:47,920
your old friend Michael Gaffney,

1946
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,780
G-Man.

1947
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,360
What do you really think of G-Man?

1948
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:52,780
G-Man's the best.

1949
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,800
Something about G-Man.

1950
01:03:56,820 --> 01:03:57,460
Because he's so nice.

1951
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,320
He's so nice.

1952
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,680
He's so nice.

1953
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,940
He's got his fans for it.

1954
01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:03,680
That's what makes it a sport is,

1955
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,220
you know, I'm somebody's

1956
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,930
favorite and you're somebody's

1957
01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:07,220
favorite.

1958
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:08,770
Somebody likes me, somebody don't

1959
01:04:08,770 --> 01:04:09,340
like you.

1960
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,160
What?

1961
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,240
People don't like me.

1962
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,080
Well, there's a few of us.

1963
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,120
No.

1964
01:04:15,860 --> 01:04:16,260
Twisted.

1965
01:04:16,260 --> 01:04:17,550
I wish we was a little further

1966
01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:18,020
apart.

1967
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:20,680
I'm getting nervous.

1968
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,260
Son of a...

1969
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:24,220
What the fuck was that?

1970
01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:26,540
What in the fuck was that as an

1971
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:27,900
unlockable?

1972
01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:31,200
Who is this game aimed at?

1973
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:32,750
Big Red, thank you very much

1974
01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:33,920
there for the tip.

1975
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:37,300
PS2 game library really is unrivaled.

1976
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,540
It is.

1977
01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:40,680
It is unrivaled.

1978
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:41,840
That's a word for it, yeah.

1979
01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:43,020
To describe it.

1980
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,320
All these other things are

1981
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,720
locked.

1982
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:49,470
I just don't think I'm going to

1983
01:04:49,470 --> 01:04:50,680
really have the time

1984
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,220
to unlock all of them, you know.

1985
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:01,160
Quick ride tutorial, single

1986
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,680
player.

1987
01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:06,280
Season mode.

1988
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,930
Let's just see what happens in

1989
01:05:07,930 --> 01:05:09,740
season mode after a few rides.

1990
01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:20,040
Some extra content in season

1991
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,060
mode.

1992
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:24,360
You get this little

1993
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,360
introductory cinematic.

1994
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,560
You're inside the pen.

1995
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:30,320
They're fucking...

1996
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:30,820
Look at that.

1997
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,360
It must be really spooked out.

1998
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,710
We've got a commentary team on

1999
01:05:35,710 --> 01:05:36,680
this.

2000
01:05:37,940 --> 01:05:39,520
Justin McBride on white magic.

2001
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:40,100
Come on.

2002
01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:46,760
The stakes are high now.

2003
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,040
This is like league.

2004
01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:50,270
This is the premiership of bull

2005
01:05:50,270 --> 01:05:51,040
riding.

2006
01:05:51,040 --> 01:06:04,300
Oh, he's tough.

2007
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:06,320
He's tough.

2008
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,050
Oh, you have to jump off before

2009
01:06:08,050 --> 01:06:09,560
eight seconds, is it?

2010
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:13,530
Do you have to jump off before

2011
01:06:13,530 --> 01:06:16,020
eight seconds?

2012
01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:18,780
Because it went...

2013
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:20,780
But I was still...

2014
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:21,920
Just after.

2015
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:22,200
Okay.

2016
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:23,560
All right.

2017
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:25,830
And then I unlocked Flint

2018
01:06:25,830 --> 01:06:27,180
Moment 4.

2019
01:06:27,340 --> 01:06:27,740
So there's...

2020
01:06:27,740 --> 01:06:29,400
More of that to come.

2021
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,040
Don't...

2022
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,420
Don't go away just yet.

2023
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,380
There's still more of those

2024
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:33,000
little clips.

2025
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,230
Next up, Chris Shivers versus

2026
01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:36,400
Just a Dream.

2027
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,170
And you can either watch or you

2028
01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:39,320
can simulate it.

2029
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,740
Or simulate all of them.

2030
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:43,580
Or just save and exit.

2031
01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:49,340
What's the difference between

2032
01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:50,140
watch or sim?

2033
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,060
I thought sim would be watch.

2034
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:58,780
I thought sim...

2035
01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:01,370
I thought the option would be

2036
01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:02,940
to play as one.

2037
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,260
Or simulate one.

2038
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,140
Sim is skip behind scenes.

2039
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:07,740
Let's watch it.

2040
01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:10,580
We have to watch these other lads

2041
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:11,780
on...

2042
01:07:11,780 --> 01:07:13,080
On both.

2043
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,290
Let's hear some noise for Chris

2044
01:07:14,290 --> 01:07:15,080
Shivers...

2045
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,900
Riding Just a Dream.

2046
01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:18,720
I did well though.

2047
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,820
I can't remember what my...

2048
01:07:19,820 --> 01:07:21,650
My score was there in the last

2049
01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:22,160
one.

2050
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:23,420
I did well.

2051
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:23,940
I can tell you what.

2052
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,140
But this bull is going to give

2053
01:07:25,140 --> 01:07:25,760
you...

2054
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,160
Press X to watch the ride.

2055
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,480
He wants for a full exit.

2056
01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:33,480
We want this guy to fall.

2057
01:07:33,860 --> 01:07:34,340
Yes.

2058
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,500
Hey bull.

2059
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:36,820
Hey.

2060
01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,580
What's the story there?

2061
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,880
You meant to just wait on the

2062
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,580
side...

2063
01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:49,580
Until the bull goes in or...

2064
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:51,740
How come those lads are just

2065
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:54,620
hanging out on the side railings?

2066
01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:55,730
They're not jumping fully all

2067
01:07:55,730 --> 01:07:56,360
the way over.

2068
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:57,650
They're just hanging on the

2069
01:07:57,650 --> 01:07:58,080
side.

2070
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:58,920
Thank you.

2071
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:00,340
Mohammed Salah.

2072
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:01,360
Thank you very much there.

2073
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,340
Let's just see this.

2074
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:08,720
Okay.

2075
01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:10,360
Hopefully he gets...

2076
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,040
Thrown right off the bull.

2077
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,500
Here we have Brian Tanner on

2078
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,400
Shane.

2079
01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:22,420
Shane is...

2080
01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:23,200
This guy...

2081
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:23,820
Is the bull.

2082
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:26,020
And you could explode into a

2083
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:28,080
monster big time bull.

2084
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,740
So he's a big bull actually.

2085
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:30,630
He's the biggest bull we've

2086
01:08:30,630 --> 01:08:31,060
seen yet.

2087
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:31,380
Shame.

2088
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,200
But this guy has rode him in

2089
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,600
all the way past eight seconds.

2090
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:37,920
I wonder if you...

2091
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,920
Do you get more points?

2092
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:40,400
Oh look.

2093
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:41,660
And your man did a little dance.

2094
01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:42,720
So there's special moves to be

2095
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:43,820
done at the end of the bull.

2096
01:08:43,860 --> 01:08:44,910
I wonder if you get any more

2097
01:08:44,910 --> 01:08:45,560
points for that.

2098
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:47,180
But he's still...

2099
01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:49,020
It's not enough to go ahead of

2100
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:49,480
me.

2101
01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:54,180
Let's just fucking sim that one.

2102
01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:55,380
Fourth.

2103
01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:55,800
Rubbish.

2104
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,850
I would have liked to have seen

2105
01:08:56,850 --> 01:08:57,180
that.

2106
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:57,940
Score zero.

2107
01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:00,080
Would have come straight off it.

2108
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:01,300
That's why you should probably

2109
01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:01,880
watch them.

2110
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,350
Let's just see Mike White and

2111
01:09:03,350 --> 01:09:04,320
Dr. Proctor.

2112
01:09:06,020 --> 01:09:07,680
We missed out on that last one.

2113
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:08,960
Chicken on a chain.

2114
01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:10,400
Must have absolutely mauled him.

2115
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,220
Here we have Mike White on Dr.

2116
01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:12,940
Proctor.

2117
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,500
Lovely stuff.

2118
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:27,500
Great tunes.

2119
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:27,580
Great tunes.

2120
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:32,960
He did well.

2121
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,660
Proctor straight back into the

2122
01:09:35,660 --> 01:09:36,320
pen.

2123
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,430
And I think he might have got

2124
01:09:39,430 --> 01:09:40,400
more than me.

2125
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:42,420
Nope.

2126
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,160
So I'm in the lead.

2127
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:50,940
Great stuff.

2128
01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:52,920
Put your hands together for

2129
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,340
Justin McBride.

2130
01:09:54,340 --> 01:09:56,410
I am going to be riding

2131
01:09:56,410 --> 01:09:58,300
vertical limit.

2132
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:01,460
I don't know how good this ball

2133
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:02,020
is.

2134
01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:04,160
Here we go.

2135
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:04,160
Here we go.

2136
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:09,220
Aylva.

2137
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,000
Thank you very much.

2138
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:12,720
Fuck.

2139
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:18,640
Bonus points.

2140
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,980
I'm trying to press buttons to

2141
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:20,400
emote.

2142
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:21,460
But I don't know what my emote

2143
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:21,980
button is.

2144
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:23,860
I think I did well there.

2145
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:25,420
Let's just sim all of them.

2146
01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:27,360
Can't be arse watching them.

2147
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,520
It said I got bonus points.

2148
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,670
But it doesn't show you the

2149
01:10:31,670 --> 01:10:32,460
league table.

2150
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,220
But I'm still in first place.

2151
01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:35,180
The great.

2152
01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:36,480
If my debut.

2153
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,220
Career mode season.

2154
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:40,040
And I win it.

2155
01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:41,260
I'm on Shane though.

2156
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:43,160
Who's a bastard of a bull.

2157
01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:44,600
This is me versus Shane.

2158
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:46,930
He'll do anything he wants for

2159
01:10:46,930 --> 01:10:48,660
a full 8 seconds.

2160
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:49,080
This bull.

2161
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,180
And he'll turn into a real

2162
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,020
monster after.

2163
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,120
If you fucking stay on him.

2164
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,860
You can hear the music.

2165
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,380
It's a real bull.

2166
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,780
This bull made this tune

2167
01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:58,480
himself.

2168
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:00,460
Oh fuck.

2169
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:02,580
How'd you do emotes?

2170
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,300
Yeah look at that.

2171
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:03,820
Threw my hat.

2172
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,260
Threw the hat into the air.

2173
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:07,560
And that's 81 points.

2174
01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:09,900
First place.

2175
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,570
Obviously I'm first off on the

2176
01:11:11,570 --> 01:11:12,220
roster.

2177
01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:14,500
Sim.

2178
01:11:14,940 --> 01:11:16,060
No let's just watch and see.

2179
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:19,420
I did well against Shane.

2180
01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:22,840
Get ready for Chris Shivers.

2181
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:23,280
Oh.

2182
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:24,360
White magic.

2183
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:29,840
Thanks for the tip.

2184
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:30,740
Ilvo says.

2185
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,980
Some nice cows.

2186
01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:34,290
And you can explode into a

2187
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,420
monster.

2188
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:36,260
Big time.

2189
01:11:36,260 --> 01:11:36,620
more.

2190
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:57,900
I will just sim all of those.

2191
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,620
Justin McBride 81.

2192
01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:02,020
Again.

2193
01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:04,040
I've won the last three of them.

2194
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:07,180
Or Mike White was.

2195
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,530
Even Stevens with me on that

2196
01:12:09,530 --> 01:12:10,200
one.

2197
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,260
What's the story with the bulls?

2198
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:13,750
They have their own little

2199
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:15,400
league as well I suppose.

2200
01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:15,860
And then.

2201
01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:17,370
In the final you face off

2202
01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,020
against the hardest bull.

2203
01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:21,300
Alright.

2204
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:21,860
Here we go.

2205
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,200
Event standings anyway.

2206
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,260
I am on 249.

2207
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,980
Is that just from this event?

2208
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,600
Or is that from all the events?

2209
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:37,760
Congratulations.

2210
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:38,920
You won the event in Dallas.

2211
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:39,440
Okay.

2212
01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:40,060
So this was.

2213
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,220
This was just one event.

2214
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,370
You do three rides in the one

2215
01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:47,520
event in Dallas.

2216
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:49,060
And then the next one you do

2217
01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:50,080
three or four.

2218
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:51,690
I think we'll just have to save

2219
01:12:51,690 --> 01:12:52,040
it.

2220
01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,630
And maybe reconvene it another

2221
01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:54,100
time.

2222
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,040
I don't think I can.

2223
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:57,560
Be fucking bothered.

2224
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,240
With doing another event.

2225
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:02,820
Saving to the memory card there.

2226
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,080
We will have another look at

2227
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,380
the unlockable thing that we

2228
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:05,740
got.

2229
01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:06,940
The last one was hilarious.

2230
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:07,360
So.

2231
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:09,740
And it was great.

2232
01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:11,490
And you can't back out once you're

2233
01:13:11,490 --> 01:13:12,480
in season mode.

2234
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:13,750
It just launches us straight

2235
01:13:13,750 --> 01:13:14,560
into the next.

2236
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:15,680
Arena.

2237
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:16,870
And you've got this cinematic

2238
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:17,300
again.

2239
01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:18,160
And look at that.

2240
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:20,220
Incredible scenes.

2241
01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:22,180
It's almost the exact same.

2242
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:23,760
Stadium.

2243
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,360
And scene is the first one.

2244
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,100
Tell you what we'll do there.

2245
01:13:28,220 --> 01:13:28,980
We'll just.

2246
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,660
See the standings.

2247
01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:32,380
Thank you very much.

2248
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:33,120
Cow are you getting on?

2249
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:34,760
And then exit.

2250
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:36,290
Are you sure you wish to exit

2251
01:13:36,290 --> 01:13:36,760
all?

2252
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,920
Current progress will be lost.

2253
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,880
Hopefully it's saved.

2254
01:13:39,340 --> 01:13:40,140
Hopefully it's saved.

2255
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:41,320
Deskjet.

2256
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:42,200
Thank you very much.

2257
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,340
Very disappointing performance

2258
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:45,500
from Mike White there.

2259
01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:46,600
Says Deskjet.

2260
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:48,640
Thanks for the stream.

2261
01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:49,580
No problem.

2262
01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:51,310
Let's just go and have a look

2263
01:13:51,310 --> 01:13:53,060
at the unlockable there.

2264
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:56,220
We got a brand new Flint moment.

2265
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:57,220
Unlocked.

2266
01:13:58,800 --> 01:13:59,360
New.

2267
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,580
Press X to watch.

2268
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,120
Here we go.

2269
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:03,740
Sponsored by Enterprise

2270
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,720
Insurance.

2271
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,520
A little fashion sense.

2272
01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:09,000
Today.

2273
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:10,560
It's all about the stripes.

2274
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,880
Can you hear it?

2275
01:14:14,220 --> 01:14:15,440
So you ladies remember.

2276
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:17,960
The vertical stripes are slimming.

2277
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:26,180
The fuck was that?

2278
01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:39,240
You can look.

2279
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:39,600
You can.

2280
01:14:39,740 --> 01:14:41,160
You can't listen to the music.

2281
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,220
But you have to unlock it.

2282
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,400
Lunar Sky.

2283
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:46,440
Thank you very much.

2284
01:14:47,820 --> 01:14:48,840
Sorry there for the.

2285
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,700
The ear blast.

2286
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:53,180
The tunes.

2287
01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:54,280
You can unlock the music.

2288
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,040
You can't play them.

2289
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,280
You can't.

2290
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:58,100
Or press X to enter a code.

2291
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,380
Thank you very much there.

2292
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,120
Lunar Sky.

2293
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,260
And Bulls.

2294
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,260
E.I.

2295
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:07,040
Thank you very much.

2296
01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:07,800
Let's just.

2297
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:09,020
Have a look there.

2298
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:09,860
Maybe we can.

2299
01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:13,140
Just cheat.

2300
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,630
And get the codes for the

2301
01:15:14,630 --> 01:15:15,700
unlockables.

2302
01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:22,500
Press.

2303
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,220
X to watch.

2304
01:15:24,340 --> 01:15:24,600
Oh yeah.

2305
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:28,880
PBR song.

2306
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,880
Enter code.

2307
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:43,740
Pure bull.

2308
01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:43,740
Pure bull.

2309
01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:44,400
It's called.

2310
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:45,820
Pure bull.

2311
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,900
Riding out of the chute.

2312
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:49,660
Pure bull.

2313
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:50,860
Pure.

2314
01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:53,260
Bull.

2315
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:54,920
Riding.

2316
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:55,820
Out.

2317
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:56,440
Of.

2318
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,160
The chute.

2319
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,500
PBR song.

2320
01:16:01,700 --> 01:16:03,120
PBR song.

2321
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:04,740
Code.

2322
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:12,740
I'm just googling it there, but

2323
01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:13,620
I can't find it.

2324
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:20,200
No, I can't find it.

2325
01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:30,180
If anybody has the code Niall

2326
01:16:30,180 --> 01:16:33,860
Flynn, is that right?

2327
01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:34,860
No.

2328
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:37,870
Serious, Niall, I don't want to

2329
01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:39,800
have to put all that in.

2330
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:42,240
And then realize that you've

2331
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,340
been taking the pace.

2332
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,860
Because you're usually a sound...

2333
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,110
You're usually sound, so I don't

2334
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:50,860
know if that's...

2335
01:16:51,780 --> 01:16:53,820
I would be awful upset, Niall,

2336
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:55,620
if that was a lie.

2337
01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:56,960
And I've fucking spent all the

2338
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:58,090
time, because it's not just

2339
01:16:58,090 --> 01:16:59,010
like a keyboard where I can

2340
01:16:59,010 --> 01:16:59,540
type it in.

2341
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:00,800
I spend a lot of time putting

2342
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:01,320
that in.

2343
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,500
Okay, you've typed it twice.

2344
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:05,260
Let's go for it.

2345
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,330
If this is a lie now, Niall,

2346
01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:14,420
then there might be a situation.

2347
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:17,500
CD.

2348
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:21,580
CD.

2349
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,460
902 CD.

2350
01:17:35,460 --> 01:17:35,820
1FO.

2351
01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:37,260
Why would they make this code

2352
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:37,940
like this?

2353
01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:39,710
Why would they have not just

2354
01:17:39,710 --> 01:17:41,630
done like a fucking XXO square

2355
01:17:41,630 --> 01:17:43,560
X triangle O square X triangle

2356
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:43,920
O?

2357
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,080
Why did they make us do this?

2358
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:48,840
Are we putting in zeros or are

2359
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,280
we putting in...

2360
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:53,180
Yeah, that's a zero.

2361
01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:56,600
You've put a zero in there

2362
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,080
anyway.

2363
01:17:58,140 --> 01:17:58,900
You haven't put a no.

2364
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:01,220
But then you've put a space.

2365
01:18:01,460 --> 01:18:02,360
So I'm going to have to put a

2366
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,180
fucking space.

2367
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:04,120
And then...

2368
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,880
0C0.

2369
01:18:07,380 --> 01:18:17,000
It's better to be legit, Niall.

2370
01:18:17,380 --> 01:18:33,300
I can't believe you, man.

2371
01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:39,500
I can't believe you.

2372
01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:56,300
Not my fault, you say.

2373
01:18:56,300 --> 01:18:58,240
Is that a joke though?

2374
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,010
Can you confirm whether it was

2375
01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:00,600
a joke?

2376
01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:09,860
Were those zeros meant to be O's?

2377
01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:20,860
Maybe zero is an O.

2378
01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:23,570
The code was for GameShark, not

2379
01:19:23,570 --> 01:19:24,560
in game.

2380
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:28,640
Okay.

2381
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:36,880
I'm not trying that again.

2382
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,880
Fuck this game, man.

2383
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:42,880
Sick of it now.

2384
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:46,700
Thank you very much for the tip

2385
01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:47,940
there.

2386
01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:49,120
Lunar Sky.

2387
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,120
Very kind to you.

2388
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:53,120
Replacement Mickey.

2389
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,520
Very kind of you.

2390
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:57,260
We quit this game.

2391
01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:58,660
Stop this game.

2392
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,360
Because that stuff was a blast.

2393
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:02,770
Oh, I can't even hear myself

2394
01:20:02,770 --> 01:20:03,280
think.

2395
01:20:05,060 --> 01:20:06,780
That soundtrack is awful.

2396
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:09,420
It's very, very bad.

2397
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,780
Thank you very much.

2398
01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:13,780
Thank you very much.

2399
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,160
Replacement Mickey.

2400
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,280
Alaskan Bullworm.

2401
01:20:17,420 --> 01:20:18,200
Final boss.

2402
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,840
Official James Joyce.

2403
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:22,480
Thank you very much.

2404
01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:23,580
Did you ever play the PS2

2405
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:24,620
Little Britain game?

2406
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,730
It was banned in Germany as the

2407
01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:29,740
final level was deemed too homophobic.

2408
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:31,680
I didn't play it.

2409
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,200
Keep riding that bull, you say.

2410
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,020
I didn't play it.

2411
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:35,220
I didn't even know there was a

2412
01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:36,240
Little Britain game.

2413
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:39,100
Maybe on next edition.

2414
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:39,840
Thank you very much.

2415
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:40,660
Lunar Sky.

2416
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:41,650
Thank you very much for your

2417
01:20:41,650 --> 01:20:41,960
tip.

2418
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,640
And Niall the Sligo boy.

2419
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,060
Yeah, I'm not.

2420
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:46,680
I'm not.

2421
01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:49,850
I trust that that was an honest

2422
01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:51,160
mistake.

2423
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,720
It was too perfect a weird code

2424
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:58,780
to put in.

2425
01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,010
And then you put it in again

2426
01:21:00,010 --> 01:21:00,960
the second time.

2427
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,500
Plus, maybe you.

2428
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:04,840
How do you know?

2429
01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:07,040
I was looking for PBR song one.

2430
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,080
Maybe that was the code for PBR

2431
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:12,120
song two or three.

2432
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,520
But look, it's done now anyway.

2433
01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:16,660
And I'm fucking not going to.

2434
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,920
I'm not going back to that.

2435
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,020
I had.

2436
01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:23,820
I would give that four out of

2437
01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:24,860
ten.

2438
01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:27,520
I'd give it three out of three

2439
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:28,900
point five.

2440
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:29,820
I'd give it four.

2441
01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:33,000
Three point five out of ten.

2442
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,280
Based on my limited.

2443
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:40,060
Play through there.

2444
01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:44,860
That wasn't the only.

2445
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:49,000
Game that I had ready to.

2446
01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:50,760
Test out though.

2447
01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:53,100
I mean, there was a few others.

2448
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,520
Let me see there if I can.

2449
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:55,600
Find that one.

2450
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:56,820
What was the next one?

2451
01:22:01,060 --> 01:22:01,540
PS2.

2452
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:05,100
Pro bull riding.

2453
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:10,930
A game called Radio Helicopter

2454
01:22:10,930 --> 01:22:12,320
2.

2455
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:13,820
Which is interesting because I'd

2456
01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:14,780
never ever heard.

2457
01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:16,340
Well, I don't even have that.

2458
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,750
There was Shadow of Memories,

2459
01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:22,010
which has been recommended to

2460
01:22:22,010 --> 01:22:24,260
me numerous times, which is a

2461
01:22:24,260 --> 01:22:26,640
German version of Shenmue.

2462
01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:29,540
File.

2463
01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:29,980
Oh yeah.

2464
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:30,360
Quit.

2465
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:31,120
Shut down.

2466
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,380
Change disk.

2467
01:22:34,380 --> 01:22:35,140
Shut down.

2468
01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:38,980
System.

2469
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,120
Start file.

2470
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:43,860
I do have Radio Helicopter 2.

2471
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,240
Let's have a look at that first

2472
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,320
and see what that's like.

2473
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:48,560
Please be careful.

2474
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:49,910
Thank you very much, Nick, for

2475
01:22:49,910 --> 01:22:50,680
the tip there.

2476
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:51,580
Please be careful.

2477
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:54,370
This already looks very, very

2478
01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:55,500
poisonous.

2479
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:57,280
I've never seen

2480
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:00,920
a screen like this before.

2481
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:06,940
Let's just go with 60 hertz.

2482
01:23:13,940 --> 01:23:15,220
605 Game Street.

2483
01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:16,020
The developer.

2484
01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,220
Or the publisher.

2485
01:23:22,260 --> 01:23:22,580
And that's a very, very

2486
01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:25,740
interesting situation.

2487
01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:26,460
Taito.

2488
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,390
They made a lot of good arcade

2489
01:23:28,390 --> 01:23:29,840
games in the past.

2490
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:34,160
Radio Helicopter 2.

2491
01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:35,620
A game.

2492
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,280
It's Japanese.

2493
01:23:37,940 --> 01:23:39,170
So it must have something going

2494
01:23:39,170 --> 01:23:39,800
for it.

2495
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:40,900
Because they don't turn out.

2496
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:42,720
They always put a little bit of

2497
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:43,860
effort into it.

2498
01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:46,080
Press Start button.

2499
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:47,840
This is 2006 now.

2500
01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:49,870
So let's just set the scene

2501
01:23:49,870 --> 01:23:50,560
here.

2502
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,410
You've already had Sons of

2503
01:23:54,410 --> 01:23:55,160
Liberty.

2504
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,360
You've already had Snake Eater.

2505
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,260
You've had the same year that...

2506
01:24:02,260 --> 01:24:03,060
This is the same year.

2507
01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:04,740
Shadow of the Colossus.

2508
01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:07,400
Was out.

2509
01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:12,940
You had Resident Evil 4 on PS2.

2510
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:13,700
It had been released.

2511
01:24:16,580 --> 01:24:18,240
The music is something else.

2512
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:18,980
Have you heard this?

2513
01:24:18,980 --> 01:24:40,900
Gonna pump up the volume.

2514
01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:50,930
your rhetoric will smother you

2515
01:24:50,930 --> 01:24:57,940
if you're not careful

2516
01:24:57,940 --> 01:24:59,520
your rhetoric will smother you

2517
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:00,680
if you're not careful

2518
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,740
your rhetoric will smother you

2519
01:25:02,740 --> 01:25:04,200
if you're not careful

2520
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,280
your rhetoric will smother you

2521
01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:07,440
if you're not careful

2522
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:14,200
dj helicopter bring it on let's

2523
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:20,760
go straight back into it again

2524
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:23,130
being very positively charged

2525
01:25:23,130 --> 01:25:23,680
like a

2526
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:25,530
positively charged ion nick

2527
01:25:25,530 --> 01:25:27,290
thank you very much tip nile

2528
01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,430
the slido boy let's see what we've

2529
01:25:29,430 --> 01:25:30,060
got here

2530
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:37,200
challenge adventure free flight

2531
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:40,110
configuration load game let's

2532
01:25:40,110 --> 01:25:48,610
go for challenge the Japanese

2533
01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:53,510
game about flying miniature

2534
01:25:53,510 --> 01:25:56,720
helicopters around the house

2535
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,370
land on the heliport have a

2536
01:25:59,370 --> 01:25:59,980
look

2537
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:09,880
very loud that's camera x is to

2538
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,980
switch camera

2539
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:16,440
what's your what's your fucking

2540
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:20,160
throttle oh yeah use your

2541
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:24,340
analogs oh yeah already this is

2542
01:26:24,340 --> 01:26:26,720
fucking well better than the

2543
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:26,960
bolt

2544
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:29,880
the bolt was bollocks this is

2545
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,490
brilliant this is like a little

2546
01:26:32,490 --> 01:26:34,960
miniature flight simulator

2547
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:45,880
it's hard to believe that a

2548
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:50,880
snake eater

2549
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:53,860
was out this area.

2550
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,700
Shadow the Colossus was out.

2551
01:26:57,720 --> 01:26:59,150
But they were making games like

2552
01:26:59,150 --> 01:26:59,520
this.

2553
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:01,640
Tato Facts.

2554
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:02,680
Thank you very much. Tato

2555
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:03,560
started out as a

2556
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,500
Valker Distillery before

2557
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,460
moving into games. And it's

2558
01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:07,880
pronounced

2559
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:08,740
T-T-O.

2560
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:11,360
Or T-T-O, I beg your pardon, T-T-O.

2561
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:12,990
Davy Biscuits. Thank you very

2562
01:27:12,990 --> 01:27:13,480
much.

2563
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:14,400
We don't want to retry that

2564
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,540
when we return to the menu.

2565
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:17,820
Would you ever

2566
01:27:17,820 --> 01:27:19,580
try Mizurna

2567
01:27:19,580 --> 01:27:21,300
Falls? Twin Peaks inspired

2568
01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:23,540
detective game for PS1. I still

2569
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:24,740
have to finish Twin Peaks

2570
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:25,620
inspired detective

2571
01:27:25,620 --> 01:27:26,840
game for PS2.

2572
01:27:27,420 --> 01:27:28,740
Deadly Premonition. The

2573
01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:29,700
unfortunate

2574
01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:31,460
thing with that is, I

2575
01:27:31,460 --> 01:27:32,840
started in 2020,

2576
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,620
the year of our lord, and got

2577
01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:37,420
about halfway through on the

2578
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:38,700
PlayStation 3, my old

2579
01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:39,400
PlayStation

2580
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,360
3. I was running it

2581
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:42,360
on that.

2582
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:44,580
That console is since gone. I

2583
01:27:44,580 --> 01:27:45,460
don't have it

2584
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,240
anymore. It got given away and

2585
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:49,380
wiped. It got

2586
01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:51,120
wiped without my knowledge. And

2587
01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:51,500
I lost

2588
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,100
all that fucking good stuff.

2589
01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:54,560
And the save game file.

2590
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:56,620
And I lost also

2591
01:27:56,620 --> 01:27:57,760
my

2592
01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:01,680
records for Gran Turismo 5.

2593
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,030
Which was very, very hard for

2594
01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:05,380
me to

2595
01:28:05,380 --> 01:28:07,100
accept when I found out that I'd

2596
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:07,320
gone.

2597
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:11,310
I had been trying for 10 years

2598
01:28:11,310 --> 01:28:14,050
to get gold on Iger Nord 1

2599
01:28:14,050 --> 01:28:17,220
track in the Alfa Romeo 8C

2600
01:28:17,220 --> 01:28:19,410
Competizione. I was a fucking

2601
01:28:19,410 --> 01:28:21,450
hair's breadth off of getting

2602
01:28:21,450 --> 01:28:23,540
gold on that. And it was just

2603
01:28:23,540 --> 01:28:25,910
wiped then. It doesn't matter.

2604
01:28:25,910 --> 01:28:28,030
I mean, you could still play it

2605
01:28:28,030 --> 01:28:30,050
and get gold again. But it is

2606
01:28:30,050 --> 01:28:32,260
nice just to have those little,

2607
01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:34,370
those times there to aim for.

2608
01:28:34,370 --> 01:28:36,160
Let's have a little look at

2609
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,400
this here.

2610
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:45,600
I can't even see what's going

2611
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,660
on here.

2612
01:28:48,660 --> 01:28:51,780
Controller disconnected.

2613
01:28:51,780 --> 01:28:56,720
Controller connected.

2614
01:28:56,720 --> 01:29:09,240
How do I fucking get this

2615
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:17,400
working now?

2616
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:36,920
It's fucked.

2617
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:38,300
I was really enjoying

2618
01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:39,720
helicopter there.

2619
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:40,900
Radio helicopter for the

2620
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:41,820
PlayStation 2.

2621
01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:42,820
What a game.

2622
01:29:42,820 --> 01:29:44,610
I know it's very, very

2623
01:29:44,610 --> 01:29:45,860
elementary stuff.

2624
01:29:45,860 --> 01:29:47,620
Very basic stuff.

2625
01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:49,510
Type of shit you'd see on a

2626
01:29:49,510 --> 01:29:50,360
mobile.

2627
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:52,500
Shite mobile games.

2628
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:54,420
But I mean, they were able to

2629
01:29:54,420 --> 01:29:56,420
turn that out before the age of

2630
01:29:56,420 --> 01:29:57,740
the smartphone.

2631
01:29:57,740 --> 01:30:00,320
They were able to turn these

2632
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:03,370
out and sell them on disc for a

2633
01:30:03,370 --> 01:30:04,420
nice price.

2634
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:06,070
That's the controller not

2635
01:30:06,070 --> 01:30:06,860
working.

2636
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:08,710
Let's restart the application

2637
01:30:08,710 --> 01:30:09,320
there.

2638
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,320
Okay.

2639
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:11,320
Okay.

2640
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:12,320
System.

2641
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,320
Start file.

2642
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:14,080
Radio helicopter.

2643
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:15,080
Okay.

2644
01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:16,080
Okay.

2645
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:17,080
Okay.

2646
01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:18,080
Okay.

2647
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:19,080
System.

2648
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,080
Start file.

2649
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,080
Radio helicopter.

2650
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:24,080
Radio helicopter.

2651
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:24,080
Radio helicopter.

2652
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:36,080
I hope it works.

2653
01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:38,220
I reckon you'd enjoy Sky

2654
01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:41,330
Odyssey on PS2 flight simulator

2655
01:30:41,330 --> 01:30:42,260
vibes.

2656
01:30:42,260 --> 01:30:44,220
Trying to land a plane inside

2657
01:30:44,220 --> 01:30:45,760
caves and on boats.

2658
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:46,760
Link if you're interested.

2659
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:47,760
Thanks very much for that.

2660
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:48,760
I'll...

2661
01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:49,760
It might look in a bit.

2662
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:50,760
We'll just see.

2663
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:51,780
Let's just see if we can get

2664
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:52,760
this up and running.

2665
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:54,430
My controller got disconnected

2666
01:30:54,430 --> 01:30:55,020
I think.

2667
01:30:55,020 --> 01:30:56,020
And then...

2668
01:30:56,020 --> 01:30:58,020
Oh, and now it's working again.

2669
01:30:58,020 --> 01:30:59,020
Thank Christ.

2670
01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:10,020
I won't spend too long on this.

2671
01:31:10,020 --> 01:31:11,630
Who do these people think they

2672
01:31:11,630 --> 01:31:12,020
are?

2673
01:31:12,020 --> 01:31:12,740
I just want to do a few landing

2674
01:31:12,740 --> 01:31:13,020
shots.

2675
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:14,520
I just want to see if there's

2676
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:16,110
any weird places you can land

2677
01:31:16,110 --> 01:31:17,910
the helicopter inside the house

2678
01:31:17,910 --> 01:31:23,020
before... deleting the game.

2679
01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:26,660
And the lovely whip sounds

2680
01:31:26,660 --> 01:31:28,020
there.

2681
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:29,020
Whoosh.

2682
01:31:29,020 --> 01:31:30,020
Whoosh.

2683
01:31:30,020 --> 01:31:31,020
Whoosh.

2684
01:31:31,020 --> 01:31:32,020
Whoosh.

2685
01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:33,020
Whoosh.

2686
01:31:33,020 --> 01:31:34,350
Now we have to land on the

2687
01:31:34,350 --> 01:31:36,080
helicopter after collecting a

2688
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:38,020
star in what looks like...

2689
01:31:38,020 --> 01:31:40,020
What's this?

2690
01:31:40,020 --> 01:31:41,270
I want to see what the camera

2691
01:31:41,270 --> 01:31:42,020
mode is like.

2692
01:31:42,020 --> 01:31:43,020
You can zoom all the way out.

2693
01:31:43,020 --> 01:31:46,020
You can go right in up close.

2694
01:31:46,020 --> 01:31:53,020
Look at this.

2695
01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:54,020
It's like a rescue helicopter.

2696
01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:00,020
This is my...

2697
01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:02,020
This is my Saturday night.

2698
01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:04,020
This is your Saturday night.

2699
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:07,020
Welcome to the stream.

2700
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:11,020
And that's that one.

2701
01:32:11,020 --> 01:32:12,020
Let's return to menu.

2702
01:32:12,020 --> 01:32:13,020
We've done that.

2703
01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:16,020
Let's try this one.

2704
01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:24,020
What about this?

2705
01:32:24,020 --> 01:32:25,020
Through the Coronas.

2706
01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:28,020
Four remained.

2707
01:32:28,020 --> 01:32:29,020
Four remained.

2708
01:32:29,020 --> 01:32:32,020
And three remained.

2709
01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:34,020
You should write "and".

2710
01:32:34,020 --> 01:32:47,020
We're gonna go pro soon.

2711
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,020
What's this one?

2712
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:48,580
Do I have to fly around the

2713
01:32:48,580 --> 01:32:49,020
pole, is it?

2714
01:32:49,020 --> 01:32:50,020
That was easy.

2715
01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:51,020
What's this one?

2716
01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:51,620
Do I have to fly around the

2717
01:32:51,620 --> 01:32:52,020
pole, is it?

2718
01:32:52,020 --> 01:32:53,020
That was easy.

2719
01:32:53,020 --> 01:32:54,020
What's this one?

2720
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:54,580
Do I have to fly around the

2721
01:32:54,580 --> 01:32:55,020
pole, is it?

2722
01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:56,020
That was easy.

2723
01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:57,020
What's this one?

2724
01:32:57,020 --> 01:32:57,580
Do I have to fly around the

2725
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:58,020
pole, is it?

2726
01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,020
That was easy.

2727
01:32:59,020 --> 01:33:00,020
What's this one?

2728
01:33:00,020 --> 01:33:00,580
Do I have to fly around the

2729
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:01,020
pole, is it?

2730
01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:02,020
That was easy.

2731
01:33:02,020 --> 01:33:03,020
What's this one?

2732
01:33:03,020 --> 01:33:03,580
Do I have to fly around the

2733
01:33:03,580 --> 01:33:04,020
pole, is it?

2734
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:08,020
That was easy.

2735
01:33:08,020 --> 01:33:09,020
What's this one?

2736
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:10,020
What's this one?

2737
01:33:10,020 --> 01:33:10,580
Do I have to fly around the

2738
01:33:10,580 --> 01:33:11,020
pole, is it?

2739
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,020
That was easy.

2740
01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:13,020
What's this one?

2741
01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:13,580
Do I have to fly around the

2742
01:33:13,580 --> 01:33:14,020
pole, is it?

2743
01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:19,020
Very good, I got for that one.

2744
01:33:19,020 --> 01:33:21,410
Just do this one, then we'll go

2745
01:33:21,410 --> 01:33:22,020
pro.

2746
01:33:22,020 --> 01:33:26,480
Thanks very much there, Justin

2747
01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:30,020
McBride, for the tip.

2748
01:33:30,020 --> 01:33:31,380
Obviously people are loving

2749
01:33:31,380 --> 01:33:32,020
this game.

2750
01:33:32,020 --> 01:33:35,020
Justin, thank you very much.

2751
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:36,530
And there we got very good as

2752
01:33:36,530 --> 01:33:37,020
well.

2753
01:33:37,020 --> 01:33:40,530
When you have the money to

2754
01:33:40,530 --> 01:33:44,730
model a helicopter, but not a

2755
01:33:44,730 --> 01:33:48,020
city or landscapes.

2756
01:33:48,020 --> 01:33:49,680
I'd say maybe they did have

2757
01:33:49,680 --> 01:33:51,720
landscapes or even stock ones,

2758
01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:53,530
but they probably thought it

2759
01:33:53,530 --> 01:33:55,420
would be, like, in the way of

2760
01:33:55,420 --> 01:33:57,400
micro machines, interesting to

2761
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,180
see the kind of perspective of

2762
01:33:59,180 --> 01:34:00,960
these miniature helicopters

2763
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:02,020
around a gaff.

2764
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:03,820
And there, it seems, it's

2765
01:34:03,820 --> 01:34:05,020
happened again.

2766
01:34:05,020 --> 01:34:06,230
The controller just fucking

2767
01:34:06,230 --> 01:34:07,020
stops working.

2768
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:08,310
I don't know if that's a

2769
01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:10,020
problem with this...

2770
01:34:10,020 --> 01:34:12,020
With this game.

2771
01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:17,020
Let's save the state there.

2772
01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:38,020
Let's save the state there.

2773
01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:39,020
It's not the controller.

2774
01:34:39,020 --> 01:34:40,540
Look, I mean, now the

2775
01:34:40,540 --> 01:34:42,020
controller works.

2776
01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:43,020
60.

2777
01:34:43,020 --> 01:34:47,020
Then I can reload the state.

2778
01:34:47,020 --> 01:34:51,200
I loaded the state and it's

2779
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:55,760
just a black screen, but the

2780
01:34:55,760 --> 01:35:00,020
music is still playing.

2781
01:35:00,020 --> 01:35:09,020
That's the end of that game.

2782
01:35:09,020 --> 01:35:10,020
Shut down.

2783
01:35:10,020 --> 01:35:11,020
Thank you.

2784
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:12,020
Domestic transport.

2785
01:35:12,020 --> 01:35:13,020
Thank you very much there.

2786
01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:14,020
Give Tommy a go.

2787
01:35:14,020 --> 01:35:15,020
He'd love this.

2788
01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,020
Unfortunately, it's a bust.

2789
01:35:16,020 --> 01:35:17,020
That game is busted.

2790
01:35:17,020 --> 01:35:17,620
I'm not gonna fucking give it

2791
01:35:17,620 --> 01:35:18,020
any more time.

2792
01:35:18,020 --> 01:35:25,710
That's radio helicopter done

2793
01:35:25,710 --> 01:35:33,110
and dusted in into the played

2794
01:35:33,110 --> 01:35:35,020
box.

2795
01:35:35,020 --> 01:35:40,050
Also known as the recycle bin

2796
01:35:40,050 --> 01:35:45,520
on the desktop, along with pro

2797
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:51,020
bull riding out of the chute.

2798
01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,020
I was enjoying it.

2799
01:35:52,020 --> 01:35:53,480
I just couldn't be fucking

2800
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:55,150
bothered reloading again if it

2801
01:35:55,150 --> 01:35:57,020
keeps stopping and starting.

2802
01:35:57,020 --> 01:36:00,660
There is the shadow of memories,

2803
01:36:00,660 --> 01:36:04,040
which is the Shenmue style game

2804
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:06,020
set in Germany.

2805
01:36:06,020 --> 01:36:08,670
Like maybe middle ages, Germany

2806
01:36:08,670 --> 01:36:10,020
or something.

2807
01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:13,020
But it's made by the Japanese.

2808
01:36:13,020 --> 01:36:16,020
It looks bizarre.

2809
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:18,630
I don't know if it's a Saturday

2810
01:36:18,630 --> 01:36:20,020
night situation.

2811
01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:21,020
To be honest.

2812
01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:26,020
Gran Turismo 4.

2813
01:36:26,020 --> 01:36:31,020
Jackass the game.

2814
01:36:37,020 --> 01:36:38,020
Or Fallout.

2815
01:36:41,020 --> 01:36:43,020
I'm thinking maybe just finish.

2816
01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:44,020
Get Fallout done.

2817
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,020
And then that's it.

2818
01:36:46,020 --> 01:36:47,080
Don't have to think about it

2819
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:48,020
anymore, you know?

2820
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:06,020
Kansas City.

2821
01:37:06,020 --> 01:37:07,020
Shy Talks.

2822
01:37:07,020 --> 01:37:08,020
Thank you very much there.

2823
01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:09,020
Shout out to my gran.

2824
01:37:09,020 --> 01:37:12,020
Very, very kind of you.

2825
01:37:16,020 --> 01:37:17,020
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

2826
01:37:18,020 --> 01:37:19,200
Yeah, I don't know really what

2827
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:21,020
the fuck to put on here.

2828
01:37:21,020 --> 01:37:22,760
Let's just see what Jackass

2829
01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:24,020
looks like even.

2830
01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:28,750
I can't even remember the title

2831
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:30,020
Jackass.

2832
01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:33,020
As a game.

2833
01:37:34,020 --> 01:37:36,010
Did it come out before or after

2834
01:37:36,010 --> 01:37:37,020
the movies.

2835
01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:37,750
Did it come out before or after

2836
01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:38,020
the movies?

2837
01:37:54,020 --> 01:37:55,460
It's loading up.

2838
01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:06,140
2007.

2839
01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:08,140
2007.

2840
01:38:08,140 --> 01:38:38,120
Thank you.

2841
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,120
Iconic trolley.

2842
01:38:43,340 --> 01:38:44,340
Woohoo!

2843
01:38:59,340 --> 01:39:01,340
Is there a story to it? Like...

2844
01:39:01,340 --> 01:39:03,020
Come on!

2845
01:39:06,860 --> 01:39:15,590
Thank you very much there, Varney

2846
01:39:15,590 --> 01:39:24,300
Teabag, for the tip.

2847
01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:26,410
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

2848
01:39:26,410 --> 01:39:28,440
Welcome to Jackass the Game.

2849
01:39:42,940 --> 01:39:44,710
So you can do story mode. Seems

2850
01:39:44,710 --> 01:39:46,940
to be... Feels like...

2851
01:39:48,060 --> 01:39:49,510
Tony Hawk sort of vibes, but

2852
01:39:49,510 --> 01:39:52,400
without the skateboarding.

2853
01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:06,930
It dropped the camera, too!

2854
01:40:06,930 --> 01:40:07,660
Thanks a lot!

2855
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:09,560
Jeez.

2856
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:11,180
It's the first day of shooting

2857
01:40:11,180 --> 01:40:12,680
the new season, and we still

2858
01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:14,140
gotta get the other guys here,

2859
01:40:14,220 --> 01:40:16,170
and now we need a new director,

2860
01:40:16,170 --> 01:40:17,840
because that one broke the

2861
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:18,560
camera!

2862
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:20,330
And sprained his vagina in the

2863
01:40:20,330 --> 01:40:21,120
process.

2864
01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:22,060
Now we won't have to worry

2865
01:40:22,060 --> 01:40:23,190
about him getting Aaron's mom

2866
01:40:23,190 --> 01:40:23,760
pregnant.

2867
01:40:24,220 --> 01:40:24,800
Ha ha ha!

2868
01:40:26,380 --> 01:40:27,620
So here's the deal. You're the

2869
01:40:27,620 --> 01:40:28,930
director. Find the rest of the

2870
01:40:28,930 --> 01:40:30,660
crew. Shoot some funny stuff.

2871
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:32,840
And don't sprain your vagina!

2872
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:36,420
It's a double vagina reference

2873
01:40:36,420 --> 01:40:39,200
there within 30 seconds.

2874
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,960
I love the, uh, answering

2875
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:44,960
machine message there to give

2876
01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:47,600
you the exposition of what

2877
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:51,200
needs to be done. Jeff...

2878
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:52,970
over to MTV have enough footage,

2879
01:40:52,970 --> 01:40:54,150
they'll sign off on the episode

2880
01:40:54,150 --> 01:40:55,180
and commission the next.

2881
01:40:55,460 --> 01:40:56,580
So don't f*** it up, alright?

2882
01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:00,400
Love the answering machine

2883
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:02,120
message there to give you the

2884
01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:03,720
exposition of what needs to be

2885
01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:03,940
done.

2886
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:06,490
Jeff, must be the director or

2887
01:41:06,490 --> 01:41:08,780
the producer of the show,

2888
01:41:08,780 --> 01:41:11,080
collect cash by completing

2889
01:41:11,080 --> 01:41:11,600
goals

2890
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:13,090
in each stunt, accumulate

2891
01:41:13,090 --> 01:41:14,800
enough revenue to progress.

2892
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:28,060
Rooftop cart stop, try that one.

2893
01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:30,620
I don't know what the object is

2894
01:41:30,620 --> 01:41:32,880
really other than to maybe

2895
01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:35,130
getting the thing and then

2896
01:41:35,130 --> 01:41:36,660
falling off the building,

2897
01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:37,680
that's what that looks like.

2898
01:41:37,680 --> 01:41:39,240
Rooftop cart stop.

2899
01:41:40,440 --> 01:41:41,840
I want to be a cowboy.

2900
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:45,840
I'm going to be a cowboy.

2901
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:48,920
I'm born to be a cowboy.

2902
01:41:48,920 --> 01:41:49,860
Bring it on, Hobnob.

2903
01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:53,340
I want to be a cowboy.

2904
01:41:55,980 --> 01:41:57,000
A cowboy!

2905
01:41:58,140 --> 01:41:58,840
A hunk!

2906
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:01,120
Oh, you're meant to stop.

2907
01:42:01,380 --> 01:42:02,140
You're meant to stop.

2908
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:03,080
Come on, give me a little tickle.

2909
01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:04,900
I went off the f***ing age.

2910
01:42:05,260 --> 01:42:06,380
And that's Ryan Dunn.

2911
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:10,920
Oh, you have to, uh, you have

2912
01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:12,880
to...

2913
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:16,700
just only hit X enough.

2914
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:19,480
It's like that game, Shove Halfpenny,

2915
01:42:19,480 --> 01:42:21,290
or whatever it is, where you

2916
01:42:21,290 --> 01:42:22,370
have to land the coin on the

2917
01:42:22,370 --> 01:42:23,900
end of the table in three

2918
01:42:23,900 --> 01:42:24,500
pushes.

2919
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:32,680
Square to break, is it?

2920
01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:41,740
Come on.

2921
01:42:50,060 --> 01:42:50,860
Fuck.

2922
01:42:52,980 --> 01:42:54,400
Bring it on, Hobdop.

2923
01:42:54,400 --> 01:43:12,940
All right, let's go.

2924
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:14,700
There's no other angle.

2925
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:16,100
It's just this angle as well.

2926
01:43:16,100 --> 01:43:23,240
All right, let's go.

2927
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:37,420
Come on, give me a little sickle.

2928
01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:43,900
Probably cost the same as...

2929
01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:44,460
Oh, fuck.

2930
01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:46,280
Keep on falling off the edge.

2931
01:43:47,460 --> 01:43:48,600
Probably cost the same as every

2932
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:49,700
other game.

2933
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:52,780
Probably like 50, 60 quid euros.

2934
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:54,780
Probably 60 euros.

2935
01:43:57,380 --> 01:43:58,360
Look at that.

2936
01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,900
Bring it on, Hobdop.

2937
01:44:07,580 --> 01:44:09,080
Thank you very much for the tip

2938
01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:14,740
there, Alyoski.

2939
01:44:15,580 --> 01:44:16,020
Alyoski!

2940
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:18,540
Oh, my word!

2941
01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:24,180
All right, fuck that, man.

2942
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:25,400
Is that not done?

2943
01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:26,180
Did I do the...

2944
01:44:26,180 --> 01:44:26,740
Did I win?

2945
01:44:26,740 --> 01:44:28,440
Did I do the stunt there?

2946
01:44:31,860 --> 01:44:32,520
Return to it.

2947
01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:33,460
Did I win that one?

2948
01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:34,160
I missed it.

2949
01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:40,380
One sec.

2950
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:41,740
We'll just...

2951
01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:44,180
I'll just really win it.

2952
01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:45,100
I've got the hang of it now,

2953
01:44:45,100 --> 01:44:45,400
look.

2954
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:57,190
I think games would have been

2955
01:44:57,190 --> 01:45:04,100
60 euros.

2956
01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:06,280
I can't help it if I won't.

2957
01:45:06,280 --> 01:45:11,140
In 2007, when this game was out,

2958
01:45:11,140 --> 01:45:15,400
they would have been 60 euros.

2959
01:45:17,580 --> 01:45:18,820
I'm certain of that.

2960
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:20,980
Oh, fuck.

2961
01:45:24,980 --> 01:45:25,600
Oh, no.

2962
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:39,020
All right, let's go.

2963
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:40,520
50 euro max.

2964
01:45:40,620 --> 01:45:41,760
Are you sure about that?

2965
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:43,420
I want to be a cowboy.

2966
01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:47,200
I'm going to be a cowboy.

2967
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:47,200
I'm going to be a cowboy.

2968
01:45:49,260 --> 01:45:50,880
I'm going to be a cowboy.

2969
01:45:51,100 --> 01:45:52,180
Let's see what you got.

2970
01:45:53,220 --> 01:45:56,760
If I had the box, I don't have...

2971
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:57,860
It's not in the gap here.

2972
01:45:57,940 --> 01:45:58,480
A cowboy!

2973
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:01,740
But I'd be able to...

2974
01:46:01,740 --> 01:46:03,350
I kept the receipts for a lot

2975
01:46:03,350 --> 01:46:05,030
of the games I got, so I'd be

2976
01:46:05,030 --> 01:46:06,660
able to look back and see how

2977
01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:07,280
much they were.

2978
01:46:15,740 --> 01:46:16,700
Show me what you got.

2979
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:29,280
Just want to do this one, and

2980
01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:30,640
then fucking that's it then.

2981
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:31,810
Sorry, you'll keep on playing

2982
01:46:31,810 --> 01:46:32,260
it here.

2983
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:33,780
It's quite addictive.

2984
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,080
It's just very basic stuff.

2985
01:46:39,540 --> 01:46:40,680
Five out of five.

2986
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:51,140
Fucking hell.

2987
01:46:51,140 --> 01:47:03,080
Party boy.

2988
01:47:03,140 --> 01:47:03,580
What's that?

2989
01:47:04,380 --> 01:47:04,600
What?

2990
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:06,220
How would you do party boy?

2991
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:08,820
Is it just dancing?

2992
01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:20,760
Party boy.

2993
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:23,440
I'm party boy, and I feel like

2994
01:47:23,440 --> 01:47:25,520
partying right now.

2995
01:47:29,180 --> 01:47:30,160
What's a...

2996
01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:31,390
Oh, you have to do dance, dance

2997
01:47:31,390 --> 01:47:31,860
combos.

2998
01:47:31,860 --> 01:47:59,860
*Music*

2999
01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:02,090
This is my Saturday night guys.

3000
01:48:02,090 --> 01:48:03,860
Thanks for joining me.

3001
01:48:03,860 --> 01:48:09,860
*Music*

3002
01:48:09,860 --> 01:48:11,860
*Music*

3003
01:48:11,860 --> 01:48:13,860
*Music*

3004
01:48:13,860 --> 01:48:15,860
*Music*

3005
01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:17,860
*Music*

3006
01:48:17,860 --> 01:48:19,860
*Music*

3007
01:48:19,860 --> 01:48:21,860
*Music*

3008
01:48:25,860 --> 01:48:27,860
*Music*

3009
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:29,860
*Music*

3010
01:48:29,860 --> 01:48:29,860
*Music*

3011
01:48:29,860 --> 01:48:31,860
*Music*

3012
01:48:31,860 --> 01:48:33,860
*Music*

3013
01:48:33,860 --> 01:48:35,860
*Music*

3014
01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:35,860
*Music*

3015
01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:35,860
*Music*

3016
01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:37,860
*Music*

3017
01:48:37,860 --> 01:48:39,860
*Music*

3018
01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:42,080
I was made with cars.

3019
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:47,880
Who wants to party?

3020
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:51,880
Get off!

3021
01:48:51,880 --> 01:49:14,640
Fuck it up man!

3022
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:23,200
Get out! Sorry man. Oh god! Is

3023
01:49:23,200 --> 01:49:28,360
it weird? Get lost! F*** off! I'm

3024
01:49:28,360 --> 01:49:32,760
Party Boy and I feel like partying

3025
01:49:32,760 --> 01:49:38,910
right now. I can't f***ing be

3026
01:49:38,910 --> 01:49:44,620
bothered with it anymore.

3027
01:49:44,620 --> 01:49:51,620
I can't be bothered with that.

3028
01:49:51,620 --> 01:50:21,600
Thank you.

3029
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:51,580
Thank you.

3030
01:50:51,580 --> 01:50:53,580
Thank you.

3031
01:50:53,580 --> 01:50:55,580
Thank you.

3032
01:50:55,580 --> 01:50:57,580
Thank you.

3033
01:50:57,580 --> 01:50:59,580
Thank you.

3034
01:50:59,580 --> 01:51:01,580
Thank you.

3035
01:51:01,580 --> 01:51:03,580
Thank you.

3036
01:51:03,580 --> 01:51:05,580
Thank you.

3037
01:51:05,580 --> 01:51:07,580
Thank you.

3038
01:51:07,580 --> 01:51:09,580
Thank you.

3039
01:51:09,580 --> 01:51:15,720
Who do these people think they

3040
01:51:15,720 --> 01:51:16,080
are?

3041
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:40,220
Who do these people think they

3042
01:51:40,220 --> 01:51:46,060
are?

3043
01:51:46,060 --> 01:52:10,220
Who do these people think they

3044
01:52:10,220 --> 01:52:16,040
are?

3045
01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:17,620
Who do these people think they

3046
01:52:17,620 --> 01:52:18,040
are?

3047
01:52:18,040 --> 01:52:19,620
Who do these people think they

3048
01:52:19,620 --> 01:52:20,040
are?

3049
01:52:20,040 --> 01:52:21,620
Who do these people think they

3050
01:52:21,620 --> 01:52:22,040
are?

3051
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:23,670
Who do these people think they

3052
01:52:23,670 --> 01:52:24,040
are?

3053
01:52:24,040 --> 01:52:25,620
Who do these people think they

3054
01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:26,040
are?

3055
01:52:26,040 --> 01:52:27,620
Who do these people think they

3056
01:52:27,620 --> 01:52:28,040
are?

3057
01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:29,610
Who do these people think they

3058
01:52:29,610 --> 01:52:30,040
are?

3059
01:52:30,040 --> 01:52:31,620
Who do these people think they

3060
01:52:31,620 --> 01:52:32,040
are?

3061
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:33,620
Who do these people think they

3062
01:52:33,620 --> 01:52:34,040
are?

3063
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:35,630
Who do these people think they

3064
01:52:35,630 --> 01:52:36,040
are?

3065
01:52:36,040 --> 01:52:37,620
Who do these people think they

3066
01:52:37,620 --> 01:52:38,040
are?

3067
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:39,620
Who do these people think they

3068
01:52:39,620 --> 01:52:40,040
are?

3069
01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:41,640
Who do these people think they

3070
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:42,040
are?

3071
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:43,610
Who do these people think they

3072
01:52:43,610 --> 01:52:44,040
are?

3073
01:52:44,040 --> 01:52:45,620
Who do these people think they

3074
01:52:45,620 --> 01:52:46,040
are?

3075
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,620
Who do these people think they

3076
01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:48,040
are?

3077
01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:49,810
Who do these people think they

3078
01:52:49,810 --> 01:52:50,040
are?

3079
01:52:50,040 --> 01:52:51,620
Who do these people think they

3080
01:52:51,620 --> 01:52:52,040
are?

3081
01:52:52,040 --> 01:52:53,620
Who do these people think they

3082
01:52:53,620 --> 01:52:54,040
are?

3083
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:55,490
Who do these people think they

3084
01:52:55,490 --> 01:52:56,040
are?

3085
01:52:56,040 --> 01:52:57,620
Who do these people think they

3086
01:52:57,620 --> 01:52:58,040
are?

3087
01:52:58,040 --> 01:52:59,620
Who do these people think they

3088
01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:00,040
are?

3089
01:53:00,040 --> 01:53:01,650
Who do these people think they

3090
01:53:01,650 --> 01:53:02,040
are?

3091
01:53:02,040 --> 01:53:03,610
Who do these people think they

3092
01:53:03,610 --> 01:53:04,040
are?

3093
01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:05,610
Who do these people think they

3094
01:53:05,610 --> 01:53:06,040
are?

3095
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:07,620
Who do these people think they

3096
01:53:07,620 --> 01:53:08,040
are?

3097
01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:09,620
Who do these people think they

3098
01:53:09,620 --> 01:53:10,040
are?

3099
01:53:10,040 --> 01:53:11,620
Who do these people think they

3100
01:53:11,620 --> 01:53:12,040
are?

3101
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:13,620
Who do these people think they

3102
01:53:13,620 --> 01:53:14,040
are?

3103
01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:15,620
Who do these people think they

3104
01:53:15,620 --> 01:53:16,040
are?

3105
01:53:16,040 --> 01:53:17,650
Who do these people think they

3106
01:53:17,650 --> 01:53:18,040
are?

3107
01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:19,620
Who do these people think they

3108
01:53:19,620 --> 01:53:20,040
are?

3109
01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:21,620
Who do these people think they

3110
01:53:21,620 --> 01:53:22,040
are?

3111
01:53:22,040 --> 01:53:23,620
Who do these people think they

3112
01:53:23,620 --> 01:53:24,040
are?

3113
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:25,620
Who do these people think they

3114
01:53:25,620 --> 01:53:26,040
are?

3115
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:27,620
Who do these people think they

3116
01:53:27,620 --> 01:53:28,040
are?

3117
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:29,600
Who do these people think they

3118
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:30,040
are?

3119
01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:32,860
"Score extra points at half

3120
01:53:32,860 --> 01:53:36,040
time with a quick cheese break"

3121
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:43,040
Real lovely sandwiches.

3122
01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:46,040
"Make more of it with cheese"

3123
01:53:46,040 --> 01:53:47,830
And one of those cheese knives,

3124
01:53:47,830 --> 01:53:50,040
I never understood what the...

3125
01:53:51,040 --> 01:53:53,040
What's the utility of that?

3126
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:54,660
Having that little bit at the

3127
01:53:54,660 --> 01:53:56,040
end of the cheese knife.

3128
01:53:58,040 --> 01:53:59,550
What do you do? What does that

3129
01:53:59,550 --> 01:54:00,040
do for you?

3130
01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:05,040
If anything at all.

3131
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:10,040
For breaking the wax.

3132
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:14,040
But there is not much wax.

3133
01:54:14,040 --> 01:54:16,040
On most cheeses.

3134
01:54:16,040 --> 01:54:18,040
It's only wax on that...

3135
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:21,040
Howdah.

3136
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:24,400
You can pick up the cheese with

3137
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:25,040
it.

3138
01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:26,040
Okay, yeah.

3139
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:30,040
Thank you very much there, Maya.

3140
01:54:34,040 --> 01:54:35,510
"Goal. They're suggesting with

3141
01:54:35,510 --> 01:54:36,040
all this stuff about fiver,

3142
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:37,330
that pot noodle is some sort of

3143
01:54:37,330 --> 01:54:38,040
faffy food."

3144
01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:40,160
And that's Peter Bainham, or I

3145
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,040
can't remember...

3146
01:54:41,040 --> 01:54:43,040
Maybe that's his name from...

3147
01:54:45,040 --> 01:54:45,750
I think he had this character

3148
01:54:45,750 --> 01:54:47,040
in...

3149
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:49,040
"Fist of Fun."

3150
01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:49,040
"Fist of Fun."

3151
01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:51,040
And then that character...

3152
01:54:51,040 --> 01:54:52,680
Got pot noodle adverts based on

3153
01:54:52,680 --> 01:54:53,040
it.

3154
01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:54,040
Based on the character.

3155
01:54:54,040 --> 01:54:55,040
I'm not sure.

3156
01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:57,040
I'll be wrong with cheese.

3157
01:54:57,040 --> 01:54:59,880
"Goal. They're suggesting with

3158
01:54:59,880 --> 01:55:02,040
all this stuff about fiver,

3159
01:55:02,040 --> 01:55:04,040
that pot noodle is some sort of

3160
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:05,560
faffy food. Like roots. But

3161
01:55:05,560 --> 01:55:06,470
this is what people who eat faffy

3162
01:55:06,470 --> 01:55:07,040
food act like."

3163
01:55:07,040 --> 01:55:08,220
eat faffy food act like oh I

3164
01:55:08,220 --> 01:55:09,570
feel so fibrous would you like

3165
01:55:09,570 --> 01:55:11,310
some more leaves go whereas

3166
01:55:11,310 --> 01:55:11,960
what people who

3167
01:55:11,960 --> 01:55:14,460
eat pot noodle act like is like

3168
01:55:14,460 --> 01:55:16,760
this so how can pot noodle be

3169
01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:18,860
faffy food it's too gorgeous

3170
01:55:18,860 --> 01:55:22,100
starting

3171
01:55:22,100 --> 01:55:23,630
in the 30p times tomorrow

3172
01:55:23,630 --> 01:55:25,160
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3173
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3174
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3179
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telegram 10 great ma starting

3180
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3181
01:55:44,410 --> 01:55:45,260
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3182
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3183
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3184
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3185
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3186
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3187
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3188
01:55:59,360 --> 01:56:01,560
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3189
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3190
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3191
01:56:04,250 --> 01:56:05,670
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3192
01:56:05,670 --> 01:56:07,480
that's Asheville college temple

3193
01:56:07,480 --> 01:56:08,080
oak phone

3194
01:56:08,080 --> 01:56:11,810
014900 866 and look I mean I

3195
01:56:11,810 --> 01:56:13,940
forgot that fucking adverts

3196
01:56:13,940 --> 01:56:16,060
they still did adverts like

3197
01:56:16,060 --> 01:56:17,720
that even in 1996

3198
01:56:17,720 --> 01:56:20,350
I thought that was the stuff of

3199
01:56:20,350 --> 01:56:23,080
the 80s just kind of still

3200
01:56:23,080 --> 01:56:25,670
frames no video college will

3201
01:56:25,670 --> 01:56:27,200
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3202
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:28,930
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3203
01:56:28,930 --> 01:56:31,200
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3204
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,000
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3205
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:35,160
not only uh can you

3206
01:56:35,160 --> 01:56:38,190
repeat your leaving cert you

3207
01:56:38,190 --> 01:56:41,670
can make the teacher the tutor

3208
01:56:41,670 --> 01:56:44,100
will make something for you

3209
01:56:44,100 --> 01:56:46,040
bake a cake for you

3210
01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:50,710
or make some sort of lunch, I'm

3211
01:56:50,710 --> 01:56:51,260
not sure.

3212
01:56:53,620 --> 01:56:55,580
I went to Ashfield College,

3213
01:56:55,580 --> 01:56:56,340
says,

3214
01:56:57,740 --> 01:56:58,340
girthy.

3215
01:57:00,860 --> 01:57:02,740
Hopefully it worked out for you.

3216
01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:05,360
Did you get a cake?

3217
01:57:06,020 --> 01:57:07,180
Did they bake a cake?

3218
01:57:07,180 --> 01:57:09,430
Did the teacher put on a spread

3219
01:57:09,430 --> 01:57:10,000
for you,

3220
01:57:10,180 --> 01:57:12,340
as well as teach you stuff?

3221
01:57:12,980 --> 01:57:14,670
Or is that just a shot of a

3222
01:57:14,670 --> 01:57:16,700
home economics teacher?

3223
01:57:18,260 --> 01:57:18,940
They look fairly old to be

3224
01:57:18,940 --> 01:57:22,160
doing the leaving, do they not?

3225
01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:24,980
Like, he looks like he works in

3226
01:57:24,980 --> 01:57:25,560
fucking,

3227
01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:26,690
in an insurance company or

3228
01:57:26,690 --> 01:57:27,340
something.

3229
01:57:34,920 --> 01:57:37,320
Phone 014900866.

3230
01:57:38,880 --> 01:57:39,650
Do you know what these people

3231
01:57:39,650 --> 01:57:40,860
are saying?

3232
01:57:41,260 --> 01:57:42,420
I couldn't stop worrying.

3233
01:57:42,900 --> 01:57:44,490
You know, what to wear, what I'd

3234
01:57:44,490 --> 01:57:46,240
said, what to cook.

3235
01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:48,140
I had no appetite.

3236
01:57:48,580 --> 01:57:49,880
I couldn't eat, and the weight

3237
01:57:49,880 --> 01:57:51,020
just fell off me.

3238
01:57:52,080 --> 01:57:53,310
Are these real people's

3239
01:57:53,310 --> 01:57:54,940
testimonies?

3240
01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:56,340
Because the green screen

3241
01:57:56,340 --> 01:57:58,140
backgrounds are making it feel

3242
01:57:58,140 --> 01:57:58,860
a bit fake.

3243
01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:01,020
Total despair.

3244
01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:03,480
Total despair.

3245
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:05,410
And the total isolation for

3246
01:58:05,410 --> 01:58:06,740
everyone else.

3247
01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:08,510
The acting, that's not acting

3248
01:58:08,510 --> 01:58:09,280
though, is it?

3249
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:09,880
That's real.

3250
01:58:09,880 --> 01:58:11,940
That seems like a real person's

3251
01:58:11,940 --> 01:58:12,920
sentiment.

3252
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,520
Has depression caused problems

3253
01:58:14,520 --> 01:58:15,870
at home, at work, feeling

3254
01:58:15,870 --> 01:58:16,520
suicidal?

3255
01:58:17,020 --> 01:58:17,860
Face up to depression.

3256
01:58:18,100 --> 01:58:18,820
Talk to your GP.

3257
01:58:19,320 --> 01:58:20,140
You can be helped.

3258
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:22,390
I think they shouldn't have

3259
01:58:22,390 --> 01:58:24,280
done stylistically speaking, if

3260
01:58:24,280 --> 01:58:26,270
you're wanting to try and get

3261
01:58:26,270 --> 01:58:27,090
the message out there about

3262
01:58:27,090 --> 01:58:27,620
depression.

3263
01:58:27,920 --> 01:58:29,430
I wouldn't have put them

3264
01:58:29,430 --> 01:58:30,920
against a green screen.

3265
01:58:31,040 --> 01:58:32,220
That's obviously a green screen.

3266
01:58:32,220 --> 01:58:33,180
Thank you very much there.

3267
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:35,080
We were right about the prices.

3268
01:58:35,080 --> 01:58:37,290
Here's an archive of GameStop's

3269
01:58:37,290 --> 01:58:39,560
website showing PS2 game prices

3270
01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:40,960
in 2005.

3271
01:58:41,940 --> 01:58:43,260
50 quid plus.

3272
01:58:44,360 --> 01:58:44,740
All right.

3273
01:58:44,980 --> 01:58:45,880
Well, let me have a look at

3274
01:58:45,880 --> 01:58:46,400
that then.

3275
01:58:48,720 --> 01:58:50,130
You were right, but what about

3276
01:58:50,130 --> 01:58:50,440
me?

3277
01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:53,180
I think I can remember being

3278
01:58:53,180 --> 01:58:54,160
right.

3279
01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:55,730
I think I can remember being

3280
01:58:55,730 --> 01:58:56,320
right.

3281
01:58:56,400 --> 01:58:57,450
I'm going to click on that link

3282
01:58:57,450 --> 01:58:57,780
now.

3283
01:58:58,360 --> 01:58:59,360
Webarchive.org.

3284
01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:01,360
Thank you very much, LSW.

3285
01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:03,910
Did you see the video of Keith

3286
01:59:03,910 --> 01:59:06,310
Floyd making hangover cures

3287
01:59:06,310 --> 01:59:07,940
with Pat Kenny?

3288
01:59:08,020 --> 01:59:09,080
Let's have a look in a minute.

3289
01:59:09,080 --> 01:59:12,410
I just want to see what this shenaniganser

3290
01:59:12,410 --> 01:59:15,000
has sent regarding the priceage

3291
01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:18,280
of PS2 titles circa 2005.

3292
01:59:20,560 --> 01:59:23,320
Let's remember 2006, 2007 was

3293
01:59:23,320 --> 01:59:25,880
when Jackass came out.

3294
01:59:26,500 --> 01:59:27,460
So even though you're sending

3295
01:59:27,460 --> 01:59:28,080
me this.

3296
01:59:29,300 --> 01:59:31,820
Well, well done for finding it.

3297
01:59:32,020 --> 01:59:32,950
Even though you're sending me

3298
01:59:32,950 --> 01:59:34,340
that doesn't mean you're right.

3299
01:59:34,340 --> 01:59:47,260
So, yeah.

3300
01:59:47,420 --> 01:59:50,190
So I said 60 euro and that's 60

3301
01:59:50,190 --> 01:59:50,820
euro.

3302
01:59:51,100 --> 01:59:53,910
So how come you're saying we

3303
01:59:53,910 --> 01:59:55,560
were right?

3304
01:59:56,020 --> 01:59:57,160
Are you saying we as in I'm

3305
01:59:57,160 --> 01:59:58,640
included in the we?

3306
01:59:58,840 --> 02:00:00,250
Or are you on about we as in we

3307
02:00:00,250 --> 02:00:01,920
in the chat were right and you

3308
02:00:01,920 --> 02:00:02,780
were wrong?

3309
02:00:02,780 --> 02:00:06,800
I think I'm vindicated on that

3310
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:08,060
front.

3311
02:00:08,160 --> 02:00:09,020
Thank you very much.

3312
02:00:14,300 --> 02:00:15,640
Who even who even cares, says

3313
02:00:15,640 --> 02:00:17,540
Jake.

3314
02:00:18,380 --> 02:00:20,310
I care, Jake, because I put the

3315
02:00:20,310 --> 02:00:22,020
information out there and I don't

3316
02:00:22,020 --> 02:00:23,310
want to be spreading

3317
02:00:23,310 --> 02:00:26,060
misinformation or disinformation.

3318
02:00:26,440 --> 02:00:27,980
Not in this day and age.

3319
02:00:29,180 --> 02:00:31,450
I aim and strive to be a reputable

3320
02:00:31,450 --> 02:00:33,480
vendor of information at all

3321
02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:34,220
times.

3322
02:00:37,560 --> 02:00:41,160
It's a serious subject, Jake.

3323
02:00:45,360 --> 02:00:46,790
And this looks fantastic as

3324
02:00:46,790 --> 02:00:47,260
well.

3325
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:49,140
Boy Zone magazine.

3326
02:00:49,560 --> 02:00:50,380
You can be helped.

3327
02:00:51,020 --> 02:00:52,280
You can be helped.

3328
02:00:54,280 --> 02:00:55,220
It's here.

3329
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:56,240
It's now.

3330
02:00:56,440 --> 02:00:57,160
It's official.

3331
02:00:57,560 --> 02:00:58,820
It's Boy Zone magazine.

3332
02:00:59,480 --> 02:01:00,820
Get your copy today.

3333
02:01:01,240 --> 02:01:02,020
Boy Zone.

3334
02:01:02,680 --> 02:01:03,540
A zone.

3335
02:01:04,180 --> 02:01:05,460
Of boys.

3336
02:01:06,740 --> 02:01:10,480
A zone of boys.

3337
02:01:10,660 --> 02:01:11,580
They're asking you.

3338
02:01:11,660 --> 02:01:12,930
They're inviting you, the

3339
02:01:12,930 --> 02:01:14,280
viewer or the listener.

3340
02:01:15,700 --> 02:01:19,060
To enter into a world.

3341
02:01:19,660 --> 02:01:20,500
A zone.

3342
02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:22,320
Of boys.

3343
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:23,360
Thank you very much there.

3344
02:01:23,440 --> 02:01:24,260
Who is we?

3345
02:01:24,640 --> 02:01:26,300
I said 50 to 60 in the chat.

3346
02:01:26,380 --> 02:01:27,570
Vindicating myself as much as

3347
02:01:27,570 --> 02:01:27,880
you.

3348
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:29,240
Thank you very much there.

3349
02:01:29,240 --> 02:01:31,500
Out now.

3350
02:01:31,500 --> 02:01:40,860
It's for cheese.

3351
02:01:41,100 --> 02:01:41,280
No.

3352
02:01:41,400 --> 02:01:42,380
We've already had a cheese one.

3353
02:01:43,460 --> 02:01:44,880
It's probably for.

3354
02:01:47,380 --> 02:01:47,940
Tea.

3355
02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:51,160
Or for juice.

3356
02:01:51,880 --> 02:01:53,180
Fashion house.

3357
02:01:53,480 --> 02:01:54,740
With all that stuff.

3358
02:01:54,740 --> 02:01:58,680
New attractions in the picture.

3359
02:01:58,860 --> 02:01:59,600
She's got cups.

3360
02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:02,100
Come on in for coffee.

3361
02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:04,640
Make it match for us.

3362
02:02:04,740 --> 02:02:05,640
It's great.

3363
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:10,440
Great advert there for coffee.

3364
02:02:10,580 --> 02:02:11,400
Coffee beans.

3365
02:02:11,700 --> 02:02:13,620
And a various array of

3366
02:02:13,620 --> 02:02:15,260
situations.

3367
02:02:15,940 --> 02:02:18,440
To demonstrate the joy.

3368
02:02:19,440 --> 02:02:21,620
Of coffee flavored water.

3369
02:02:22,380 --> 02:02:23,200
That you can get.

3370
02:02:23,660 --> 02:02:25,000
From granules.

3371
02:02:25,160 --> 02:02:25,500
It's not.

3372
02:02:25,780 --> 02:02:26,700
It's not even.

3373
02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:29,180
Real coffee.

3374
02:02:29,960 --> 02:02:31,560
But it's coffee flavored.

3375
02:02:31,940 --> 02:02:32,380
Hot.

3376
02:02:33,120 --> 02:02:34,620
Water that you can drink.

3377
02:02:34,940 --> 02:02:35,720
Maxwell House.

3378
02:02:37,500 --> 02:02:38,800
Let me just see that again.

3379
02:02:43,340 --> 02:02:44,780
New friends.

3380
02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:47,980
New friends.

3381
02:02:48,980 --> 02:02:50,360
A welcome smile.

3382
02:02:51,040 --> 02:02:52,760
A welcome smile.

3383
02:02:54,140 --> 02:02:55,020
New friends.

3384
02:02:55,180 --> 02:02:56,460
A welcome smile.

3385
02:02:57,180 --> 02:02:58,380
And it's a guest house.

3386
02:02:58,480 --> 02:02:59,660
I thought that was a fucking

3387
02:02:59,660 --> 02:03:00,160
family.

3388
02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:02,040
Meeting their parents or

3389
02:03:02,040 --> 02:03:03,760
something like that.

3390
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:04,340
But it's not.

3391
02:03:04,960 --> 02:03:06,020
I've never been to a guest

3392
02:03:06,020 --> 02:03:08,030
house where I'm welcomed like

3393
02:03:08,030 --> 02:03:08,680
that.

3394
02:03:10,600 --> 02:03:11,340
Like that.

3395
02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:11,780
Hands.

3396
02:03:11,960 --> 02:03:13,020
Two hands clutching.

3397
02:03:13,100 --> 02:03:14,620
Just would not happen anymore.

3398
02:03:15,340 --> 02:03:16,780
Not in this day and age.

3399
02:03:19,320 --> 02:03:20,680
And the stance on your man as

3400
02:03:20,680 --> 02:03:21,120
well.

3401
02:03:21,120 --> 02:03:21,120
And the stance on your man as

3402
02:03:21,120 --> 02:03:21,140
well.

3403
02:03:24,540 --> 02:03:27,800
That's an awkward leg stance.

3404
02:03:29,500 --> 02:03:31,180
New friends.

3405
02:03:32,460 --> 02:03:34,080
New friends.

3406
02:03:34,460 --> 02:03:35,920
A welcome smile.

3407
02:03:38,420 --> 02:03:39,760
A fashion house.

3408
02:03:40,140 --> 02:03:42,420
A fashion house.

3409
02:03:43,380 --> 02:03:56,600
A fashion house.

3410
02:03:56,600 --> 02:04:00,600
A fashion house.

3411
02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:02,600
A fashion house.

3412
02:04:02,600 --> 02:04:09,660
A fashion house.

3413
02:04:09,660 --> 02:04:13,660
A fashion house.

3414
02:04:13,660 --> 02:04:15,900
With all that style.

3415
02:04:17,400 --> 02:04:18,920
With all that style.

3416
02:04:19,120 --> 02:04:20,200
Very racy.

3417
02:04:20,500 --> 02:04:21,080
Is it not?

3418
02:04:21,160 --> 02:04:23,030
I don't think today's adverts

3419
02:04:23,030 --> 02:04:24,420
would show as much.

3420
02:04:25,420 --> 02:04:26,580
They wouldn't be as revealing.

3421
02:04:26,760 --> 02:04:27,940
I think that was just.

3422
02:04:29,340 --> 02:04:31,900
Not even a stealthy way.

3423
02:04:32,060 --> 02:04:34,210
A sneaky way to get in some

3424
02:04:34,210 --> 02:04:35,120
flesh.

3425
02:04:35,120 --> 02:04:38,340
On behalf of the advertisers.

3426
02:04:38,340 --> 02:04:40,230
Just a sneaky way to get that

3427
02:04:40,230 --> 02:04:40,600
in.

3428
02:04:40,960 --> 02:04:41,940
But it seems.

3429
02:04:42,480 --> 02:04:44,180
Strange when put against.

3430
02:04:44,340 --> 02:04:45,740
The wholesome nature of.

3431
02:04:46,480 --> 02:04:46,840
New.

3432
02:04:47,180 --> 02:04:47,780
Friends.

3433
02:04:48,180 --> 02:04:49,960
In a friendly smile.

3434
02:04:50,940 --> 02:04:51,120
When.

3435
02:04:51,280 --> 02:04:51,420
When.

3436
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:52,380
Up against that.

3437
02:04:52,480 --> 02:04:52,820
It just.

3438
02:04:53,080 --> 02:04:54,340
Takes a bit of a seedy.

3439
02:04:54,520 --> 02:04:55,240
Kind of turn.

3440
02:04:55,500 --> 02:04:56,700
Knowing what we know now.

3441
02:04:56,760 --> 02:04:57,380
About the.

3442
02:04:57,740 --> 02:04:59,060
The advertising industry.

3443
02:04:59,240 --> 02:05:00,420
And the games they play.

3444
02:05:00,680 --> 02:05:01,260
Thank you very much.

3445
02:05:01,320 --> 02:05:01,720
Gridrain.

3446
02:05:01,960 --> 02:05:02,540
For the tip.

3447
02:05:03,340 --> 02:05:04,180
That's seedy.

3448
02:05:04,400 --> 02:05:06,590
And it also renders the initial

3449
02:05:06,590 --> 02:05:08,480
wholesome nature moot.

3450
02:05:09,560 --> 02:05:11,320
And what we see here is some

3451
02:05:11,320 --> 02:05:14,900
back room action in the fashion.

3452
02:05:17,380 --> 02:05:18,860
With all that style.

3453
02:05:19,120 --> 02:05:20,890
And I can't, I think with this,

3454
02:05:20,890 --> 02:05:24,620
this was another kind of faux

3455
02:05:24,620 --> 02:05:27,250
sexy moment where it's more

3456
02:05:27,250 --> 02:05:28,640
about not what was going on in

3457
02:05:28,640 --> 02:05:29,460
the situation.

3458
02:05:29,720 --> 02:05:32,140
It's about the glance between

3459
02:05:32,140 --> 02:05:33,920
these two people.

3460
02:05:34,100 --> 02:05:36,440
There's a nerd, there's an art

3461
02:05:36,440 --> 02:05:38,610
nerd who's getting really,

3462
02:05:38,610 --> 02:05:40,680
really into the piece of art

3463
02:05:40,680 --> 02:05:41,420
rock.

3464
02:05:41,960 --> 02:05:43,680
And then he's trying to impress

3465
02:05:43,680 --> 02:05:44,500
herself.

3466
02:05:45,620 --> 02:05:47,670
And she's not arsed because she

3467
02:05:47,670 --> 02:05:50,770
sees a smoldering god man over

3468
02:05:50,770 --> 02:05:52,640
at the painting.

3469
02:06:03,800 --> 02:06:04,980
Picture house.

3470
02:06:05,720 --> 02:06:08,250
And could they not have set

3471
02:06:08,250 --> 02:06:11,440
that in a picture house a la

3472
02:06:11,440 --> 02:06:12,840
cinema?

3473
02:06:13,020 --> 02:06:14,140
Because that's what the lyrics

3474
02:06:14,140 --> 02:06:14,400
are.

3475
02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:16,170
Because that is not a picture

3476
02:06:16,170 --> 02:06:17,520
house, my friend.

3477
02:06:17,660 --> 02:06:21,120
That is a fucking art gallery.

3478
02:06:21,120 --> 02:06:23,920
New attractions at the art

3479
02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:25,240
gallery.

3480
02:06:26,120 --> 02:06:27,620
It could have just said that.

3481
02:06:27,620 --> 02:06:29,580
Fashion house with all that

3482
02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:30,300
style.

3483
02:06:31,160 --> 02:06:33,060
With all that style.

3484
02:06:33,980 --> 02:06:35,730
New attractions at the picture

3485
02:06:35,730 --> 02:06:36,580
house.

3486
02:06:38,300 --> 02:06:40,820
New attractions at the picture

3487
02:06:40,820 --> 02:06:42,160
house.

3488
02:06:43,300 --> 02:06:44,440
Come on.

3489
02:06:44,960 --> 02:06:46,320
Come in for coffee.

3490
02:06:47,220 --> 02:06:49,360
Come on in for coffee.

3491
02:06:50,000 --> 02:06:51,680
Make it match for us.

3492
02:06:51,680 --> 02:06:52,680
Tastes great.

3493
02:06:52,860 --> 02:06:53,620
Tastes great.

3494
02:06:53,620 --> 02:06:54,180
Tastes great.

3495
02:06:54,860 --> 02:06:56,240
Dubbed over at the end.

3496
02:06:56,920 --> 02:06:58,240
And look at that.

3497
02:06:58,340 --> 02:06:59,600
Come on in for the coffee.

3498
02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:00,920
Stop playing with the donkey.

3499
02:07:02,040 --> 02:07:03,720
Stop feeding the fucking donkey.

3500
02:07:04,140 --> 02:07:06,370
The Maxwell house is ready to

3501
02:07:06,370 --> 02:07:07,340
be poured.

3502
02:07:07,900 --> 02:07:09,620
Come on in for coffee.

3503
02:07:10,480 --> 02:07:12,100
Make it match for us.

3504
02:07:12,200 --> 02:07:13,120
Tastes great.

3505
02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:15,360
Tastes shite.

3506
02:07:17,080 --> 02:07:18,500
Ah, it'll do.

3507
02:07:19,120 --> 02:07:20,630
That's my sentiment after

3508
02:07:20,630 --> 02:07:23,100
drinking any of this stuff.

3509
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:25,040
It's always...

3510
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:27,520
Ah, it'll do.

3511
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:29,340
Because it's not the real thing,

3512
02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:29,840
is it?

3513
02:07:30,240 --> 02:07:31,280
But they'll never say that in

3514
02:07:31,280 --> 02:07:32,060
the advert.

3515
02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:34,560
Power World are having a super

3516
02:07:34,560 --> 02:07:36,260
electric...

3517
02:07:36,260 --> 02:07:37,820
Roland Garros.

3518
02:07:41,180 --> 02:07:41,580
Bell.

3519
02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:43,300
Power World.

3520
02:07:43,300 --> 02:07:45,740
Power World are having a super

3521
02:07:45,740 --> 02:07:47,240
electric sale.

3522
02:07:47,480 --> 02:07:47,960
That's right.

3523
02:07:48,060 --> 02:07:48,720
It's now on.

3524
02:07:49,100 --> 02:07:49,420
Ah.

3525
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:51,800
Ah.

3526
02:07:52,380 --> 02:07:53,820
It's better than nothing.

3527
02:07:56,480 --> 02:07:56,920
Power World are having a super

3528
02:07:56,920 --> 02:07:58,840
electric sale.

3529
02:07:59,060 --> 02:07:59,560
That's right.

3530
02:07:59,660 --> 02:08:00,360
It's now on.

3531
02:08:00,500 --> 02:08:01,760
And the reductions are massive.

3532
02:08:02,140 --> 02:08:02,480
So...

3533
02:08:02,480 --> 02:08:04,860
Power World.

3534
02:08:05,280 --> 02:08:06,240
Power World.

3535
02:08:06,680 --> 02:08:07,120
Is...

3536
02:08:07,120 --> 02:08:08,720
Power World sounds like...

3537
02:08:08,720 --> 02:08:10,260
Does sound like one word.

3538
02:08:10,720 --> 02:08:11,040
Power.

3539
02:08:11,040 --> 02:08:11,420
Race.

3540
02:08:11,540 --> 02:08:11,980
Great.

3541
02:08:11,980 --> 02:08:14,770
Power World are having a super

3542
02:08:14,770 --> 02:08:16,460
electric sale.

3543
02:08:16,700 --> 02:08:17,180
That's right.

3544
02:08:17,320 --> 02:08:17,880
It's now on.

3545
02:08:17,880 --> 02:08:18,760
Did it become Power City?

3546
02:08:18,920 --> 02:08:20,320
Is that what Power World was?

3547
02:08:21,240 --> 02:08:22,640
And what about the...

3548
02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:24,000
What was the other place?

3549
02:08:24,660 --> 02:08:25,920
There was one of them in Galway

3550
02:08:25,920 --> 02:08:27,380
in the retail park.

3551
02:08:28,580 --> 02:08:29,220
O'Connor's...

3552
02:08:29,220 --> 02:08:30,730
Was it O'Connor's Electric

3553
02:08:30,730 --> 02:08:31,300
World?

3554
02:08:31,500 --> 02:08:32,080
Or...

3555
02:08:32,080 --> 02:08:32,780
O'Connor...

3556
02:08:32,780 --> 02:08:34,500
O'Connor's Electric Planet or

3557
02:08:34,500 --> 02:08:35,240
something.

3558
02:08:36,240 --> 02:08:37,340
What was the name of it?

3559
02:08:41,660 --> 02:08:42,340
Those cookers...

3560
02:08:43,340 --> 02:08:44,980
They are old style.

3561
02:08:45,080 --> 02:08:46,040
But they did the job.

3562
02:08:50,040 --> 02:08:50,710
Power World are having a super

3563
02:08:50,710 --> 02:08:52,860
electric sale.

3564
02:08:53,120 --> 02:08:53,580
That's right.

3565
02:08:53,700 --> 02:08:54,380
It's now on.

3566
02:08:54,540 --> 02:08:55,840
And the reductions are massive.

3567
02:08:56,180 --> 02:08:57,180
So get to Power World.

3568
02:08:57,340 --> 02:08:58,120
Tomb Road Galway.

3569
02:08:58,280 --> 02:08:58,700
Fast.

3570
02:09:01,420 --> 02:09:02,740
Bova Clox DC Extra.

3571
02:09:02,900 --> 02:09:03,580
The new...

3572
02:09:03,580 --> 02:09:04,860
Bova Clox.

3573
02:09:05,900 --> 02:09:06,930
Long acting dry cow therapy

3574
02:09:06,930 --> 02:09:08,320
from Norbrook.

3575
02:09:08,520 --> 02:09:09,900
Giving up to 70 days protection

3576
02:09:09,900 --> 02:09:10,880
against mastitis.

3577
02:09:11,260 --> 02:09:13,140
Bova Clox DC Extra from Norbrook.

3578
02:09:14,640 --> 02:09:15,200
Bova...

3579
02:09:15,200 --> 02:09:16,200
Bova Clox.

3580
02:09:17,200 --> 02:09:17,920
What's that?

3581
02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:19,720
Worming stuff for cows.

3582
02:09:19,940 --> 02:09:20,980
Some cow drugs.

3583
02:09:22,200 --> 02:09:23,200
For cows.

3584
02:09:23,700 --> 02:09:24,180
And...

3585
02:09:24,180 --> 02:09:25,760
Look at the...

3586
02:09:25,760 --> 02:09:27,320
Interior of the Power World

3587
02:09:27,320 --> 02:09:28,660
Superstore as well.

3588
02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:30,560
Just a nice carpet.

3589
02:09:31,080 --> 02:09:32,260
Kind of a red carpet.

3590
02:09:32,460 --> 02:09:33,920
Made you feel...

3591
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:35,700
Like you were a star entering...

3592
02:09:36,600 --> 02:09:37,200
A brand new arena of

3593
02:09:37,200 --> 02:09:38,760
entertainment.

3594
02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:40,380
And you were the star.

3595
02:09:40,680 --> 02:09:41,480
And you were going to make a

3596
02:09:41,480 --> 02:09:42,920
purchase of something there.

3597
02:09:42,920 --> 02:09:45,920
A lovely, lovely CRT...

3598
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:47,540
Telly there.

3599
02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:49,880
No widescreens.

3600
02:09:50,000 --> 02:09:51,100
Everything 4-3.

3601
02:09:53,260 --> 02:09:54,900
Bova Clox DC Extra.

3602
02:09:55,060 --> 02:09:56,160
The new long acting dry cow

3603
02:09:56,160 --> 02:09:57,500
therapy from Norbrook.

3604
02:09:57,720 --> 02:09:59,050
Giving up to 70 days protection

3605
02:09:59,050 --> 02:10:00,040
against mastitis.

3606
02:10:00,240 --> 02:10:01,880
70 days protection.

3607
02:10:02,820 --> 02:10:03,660
The new long acting dry cow

3608
02:10:03,660 --> 02:10:05,300
therapy from Norbrook.

3609
02:10:05,540 --> 02:10:06,880
Giving up to 70 days protection

3610
02:10:06,880 --> 02:10:07,880
against mastitis.

3611
02:10:08,220 --> 02:10:10,100
Bova Clox DC Extra from Norbrook.

3612
02:10:12,900 --> 02:10:14,560
New friends!

3613
02:10:14,940 --> 02:10:16,320
A welcome smile!

3614
02:10:16,960 --> 02:10:18,680
Bovex from Chanel kills...

3615
02:10:18,680 --> 02:10:20,760
Chanel number 5.

3616
02:10:21,260 --> 02:10:22,260
Bovex edition.

3617
02:10:22,820 --> 02:10:25,020
Kills all worms dead.

3618
02:10:26,380 --> 02:10:27,700
Chanel number 5.

3619
02:10:31,560 --> 02:10:32,280
Baaah!

3620
02:10:34,280 --> 02:10:35,180
These two.

3621
02:10:36,240 --> 02:10:37,080
Good guys.

3622
02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:38,380
Worm Drencher.

3623
02:10:39,260 --> 02:10:40,660
Worm Drench for cattle and

3624
02:10:40,660 --> 02:10:41,540
sheep.

3625
02:10:42,080 --> 02:10:42,780
Bovex.

3626
02:10:45,280 --> 02:10:51,590
4,265% and look buy now to get

3627
02:10:51,590 --> 02:10:54,720
your free Bovex gelet body

3628
02:10:54,720 --> 02:10:56,840
warmer situation.

3629
02:10:56,840 --> 02:11:00,370
All major, Albrook. Bovex from

3630
02:11:00,370 --> 02:11:03,530
Chanel kills all major worms in

3631
02:11:03,530 --> 02:11:06,580
cattle and sheep. Sensational

3632
02:11:06,580 --> 02:11:08,270
offer of free body warmer now

3633
02:11:08,270 --> 02:11:10,370
on. Free body warmer,

3634
02:11:10,370 --> 02:11:12,460
sensational offer.

3635
02:11:12,460 --> 02:11:15,550
For quality farm and industrial

3636
02:11:15,550 --> 02:11:18,000
buildings in the West and Midlands,

3637
02:11:18,000 --> 02:11:20,820
contact the experts. That's Garvey's

3638
02:11:20,820 --> 02:11:24,460
of New Inn. Phone Garvey's at 0905-75823.

3639
02:11:26,400 --> 02:11:26,420
Big Joe Rabbit Harlan farmer

3640
02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:28,250
scores with Wormband, the

3641
02:11:28,250 --> 02:11:30,600
economical cattle warmer for hoos

3642
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:32,940
and worms. Wormband, your only

3643
02:11:32,940 --> 02:11:35,620
man from Coil Veterinary Hallway.

3644
02:11:38,360 --> 02:11:38,960
Wormband.

3645
02:11:38,960 --> 02:11:40,580
Big Joe Rabbit Harlan farmer

3646
02:11:40,580 --> 02:11:42,120
scores with Wormband, the

3647
02:11:42,120 --> 02:11:44,080
economical cattle warmer for hoos

3648
02:11:44,080 --> 02:11:46,020
and worms. Wormband, your only

3649
02:11:46,020 --> 02:11:48,280
man from Coil Veterinary Hallway.

3650
02:11:48,280 --> 02:11:57,600
Supermax!

3651
02:11:57,600 --> 02:12:09,680
Supermax!

3652
02:12:09,680 --> 02:12:18,160
Any more of that?

3653
02:12:30,800 --> 02:12:32,520
Great if that was for Supermax

3654
02:12:32,520 --> 02:12:34,800
this one as well. Like the real

3655
02:12:34,800 --> 02:12:37,920
cinematic opening.

3656
02:12:37,920 --> 02:12:57,530
I hope it goes into the dance

3657
02:12:57,530 --> 02:12:58,160
version then.

3658
02:12:58,160 --> 02:13:20,160
*Sings*

3659
02:13:20,160 --> 02:13:22,560
Imagine if it was for worming

3660
02:13:22,560 --> 02:13:26,400
tablets again. Or sheep dip.

3661
02:13:26,400 --> 02:13:28,950
All this. It was the basic bait

3662
02:13:28,950 --> 02:13:31,750
and switch. It was the most

3663
02:13:31,750 --> 02:13:35,190
expensive worming advert ever

3664
02:13:35,190 --> 02:13:36,160
made.

3665
02:13:36,160 --> 02:13:38,160
*Sings*

3666
02:13:38,160 --> 02:13:40,160
*Sings*

3667
02:13:40,160 --> 02:13:42,160
*Sings*

3668
02:13:42,160 --> 02:13:44,160
B15

3669
02:13:44,160 --> 02:13:48,160
*Sings*

3670
02:13:48,160 --> 02:13:50,160
*Sings*

3671
02:13:50,160 --> 02:13:50,160
Wow.

3672
02:13:50,160 --> 02:13:51,160
*Sings*

3673
02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:52,160
*Sings*

3674
02:13:52,160 --> 02:13:53,160
*Sings*

3675
02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:54,160
*Sings*

3676
02:13:54,160 --> 02:13:55,160
Very depressing stuff.

3677
02:13:55,160 --> 02:13:56,160
*Sings*

3678
02:13:56,160 --> 02:13:57,160
*Sings*

3679
02:13:57,160 --> 02:13:59,160
*Sings*

3680
02:13:59,160 --> 02:14:01,160
Oh wow.

3681
02:14:01,160 --> 02:14:03,160
*Sings*

3682
02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:04,820
What do you think about this

3683
02:14:04,820 --> 02:14:05,160
Tom?

3684
02:14:05,160 --> 02:14:08,840
lovely lovely bit of farclift

3685
02:14:08,840 --> 02:14:11,630
action i wonder where is this

3686
02:14:11,630 --> 02:14:14,520
going is this just for forklifts

3687
02:14:14,520 --> 02:14:15,970
or is it is it is there

3688
02:14:15,970 --> 02:14:18,120
something more about it let's

3689
02:14:18,120 --> 02:14:20,440
see beautiful graphics anyway

3690
02:14:20,440 --> 02:14:21,660
lovely 3d

3691
02:14:21,660 --> 02:14:24,960
no driver it's a ghost forklift

3692
02:14:24,960 --> 02:14:27,960
for higher performance at a

3693
02:14:27,960 --> 02:14:30,510
lower cost for higher

3694
02:14:30,510 --> 02:14:31,920
performance

3695
02:14:31,920 --> 02:14:34,620
at lower cost insist on halla

3696
02:14:34,620 --> 02:14:40,610
forklifts free phone 1-800-211-212

3697
02:14:40,610 --> 02:14:43,320
that was fucking very intense

3698
02:14:43,320 --> 02:14:46,180
when it comes very intense for

3699
02:14:46,180 --> 02:14:47,920
a forklift advert

3700
02:14:47,920 --> 02:14:52,990
10866 for higher performance at

3701
02:14:52,990 --> 02:14:56,160
a lower cost insist on halla

3702
02:14:56,160 --> 02:15:01,900
forklifts free phone 1-800-211

3703
02:15:01,900 --> 02:15:04,810
212 when it comes to the big

3704
02:15:04,810 --> 02:15:07,080
event travel in ireland in

3705
02:15:07,080 --> 02:15:10,050
comfort and style with intercity

3706
02:15:10,050 --> 02:15:12,240
here in road era we're here to

3707
02:15:12,240 --> 02:15:13,300
take you there

3708
02:15:13,300 --> 02:15:30,700
thank you very much grid rain 741

3709
02:15:30,700 --> 02:15:33,500
please investigate the clannad

3710
02:15:33,500 --> 02:15:35,740
music ad job who the fuck is

3711
02:15:35,740 --> 02:15:38,310
that i just assumed it was some

3712
02:15:38,310 --> 02:15:39,800
sort of fucking

3713
02:15:39,800 --> 02:15:44,420
farming group or something i

3714
02:15:44,420 --> 02:15:51,200
don't know i ios together we

3715
02:15:51,200 --> 02:15:52,910
can grow i thought it was like

3716
02:15:52,910 --> 02:15:54,730
maybe they they fertilizer or

3717
02:15:54,730 --> 02:15:55,400
something

3718
02:15:55,400 --> 02:15:58,560
to your tip from our people to

3719
02:15:58,560 --> 02:16:01,380
your table one country one

3720
02:16:01,380 --> 02:16:04,380
chance to say we together we

3721
02:16:04,380 --> 02:16:05,400
can grow

3722
02:16:05,400 --> 02:16:08,990
yeah agricultural food groups

3723
02:16:08,990 --> 02:16:12,170
as kev so that was my guess but

3724
02:16:12,170 --> 02:16:13,400
it was very

3725
02:16:13,400 --> 02:16:17,370
very what would you say oblique

3726
02:16:17,370 --> 02:16:21,030
it wasn't like this is what we

3727
02:16:21,030 --> 02:16:21,400
do

3728
02:16:21,400 --> 02:16:24,950
it was a mood it was all about

3729
02:16:24,950 --> 02:16:28,800
the mood and the moment and and

3730
02:16:28,800 --> 02:16:31,400
the galvanization

3731
02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:39,400
of the country watching the adverts

3732
02:16:39,400 --> 02:16:42,220
you gotta think is this maybe

3733
02:16:42,220 --> 02:16:45,030
sunday game maybe this was oh

3734
02:16:45,030 --> 02:16:48,980
yeah september 96 so it's like

3735
02:16:48,980 --> 02:16:53,400
the championship combined with

3736
02:16:53,400 --> 02:16:55,140
the fucking plowing

3737
02:16:55,140 --> 02:16:56,990
championships is not too far

3738
02:16:56,990 --> 02:17:00,740
away it's the big guns the big

3739
02:17:00,740 --> 02:17:03,090
guns i've got their their adverts

3740
02:17:03,090 --> 02:17:03,400
out

3741
02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:05,400
and cabri are involved as well

3742
02:17:05,400 --> 02:17:07,400
and cabri are involved as well

3743
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:11,400
and

3744
02:17:11,400 --> 02:17:13,400
fruit and nut

3745
02:17:13,400 --> 02:17:23,880
Oh, not Golden Crisp.

3746
02:17:24,000 --> 02:17:26,120
Remember the size of those bars?

3747
02:17:26,880 --> 02:17:28,020
I suppose you can get even

3748
02:17:28,020 --> 02:17:29,540
bigger bars now.

3749
02:17:32,820 --> 02:17:33,290
But there was two layers of

3750
02:17:33,290 --> 02:17:35,280
wrapping as well.

3751
02:17:35,360 --> 02:17:36,950
You had the paper exterior and

3752
02:17:36,950 --> 02:17:38,500
then the foil interior.

3753
02:17:42,720 --> 02:17:43,680
Lovely stuff.

3754
02:17:45,060 --> 02:17:46,370
The performance is about to

3755
02:17:46,370 --> 02:17:47,340
begin.

3756
02:17:49,460 --> 02:17:51,900
The IFI collection of fertilizers.

3757
02:17:52,140 --> 02:17:52,500
Beautiful.

3758
02:17:53,280 --> 02:17:55,720
That voiceover, that is classic.

3759
02:17:55,840 --> 02:17:59,000
He's got a classic rasp and timbre.

3760
02:17:59,000 --> 02:18:00,970
Fine-tuned for ease of use,

3761
02:18:00,970 --> 02:18:02,710
consistency, and sheer

3762
02:18:02,710 --> 02:18:03,940
reliability.

3763
02:18:05,520 --> 02:18:07,020
A quality treatment from start

3764
02:18:07,020 --> 02:18:08,360
to finish.

3765
02:18:11,040 --> 02:18:13,620
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3766
02:18:14,700 --> 02:18:16,340
Farming's classic favorites.

3767
02:18:16,340 --> 02:18:21,520
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3768
02:18:21,520 --> 02:18:21,800
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3769
02:18:21,800 --> 02:18:23,300
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3770
02:18:23,300 --> 02:18:23,800
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3771
02:18:23,800 --> 02:18:25,520
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3772
02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:26,100
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3773
02:18:26,100 --> 02:18:26,720
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3774
02:18:26,720 --> 02:18:27,300
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3775
02:18:27,300 --> 02:18:27,800
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3776
02:18:27,800 --> 02:18:28,800
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3777
02:18:28,800 --> 02:18:29,800
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3778
02:18:29,800 --> 02:18:32,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3779
02:18:32,260 --> 02:18:37,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3780
02:18:37,260 --> 02:18:38,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3781
02:18:38,260 --> 02:18:38,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3782
02:18:38,260 --> 02:18:38,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3783
02:18:38,260 --> 02:18:39,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3784
02:18:39,260 --> 02:18:40,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3785
02:18:40,260 --> 02:18:40,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3786
02:18:40,260 --> 02:18:41,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3787
02:18:41,260 --> 02:18:42,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3788
02:18:42,260 --> 02:18:43,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3789
02:18:43,260 --> 02:18:43,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3790
02:18:43,260 --> 02:18:44,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3791
02:18:44,260 --> 02:18:44,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3792
02:18:44,260 --> 02:18:45,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3793
02:18:45,260 --> 02:18:46,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3794
02:18:46,260 --> 02:18:47,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3795
02:18:47,260 --> 02:18:48,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3796
02:18:48,260 --> 02:18:48,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3797
02:18:48,260 --> 02:18:49,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3798
02:18:49,260 --> 02:18:50,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3799
02:18:50,260 --> 02:18:51,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3800
02:18:51,260 --> 02:18:52,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3801
02:18:52,260 --> 02:18:53,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3802
02:18:53,260 --> 02:18:54,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3803
02:18:54,260 --> 02:18:55,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3804
02:18:55,260 --> 02:18:56,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3805
02:18:56,260 --> 02:18:57,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3806
02:18:57,260 --> 02:18:58,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3807
02:18:58,260 --> 02:18:59,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3808
02:18:59,260 --> 02:19:00,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3809
02:19:00,260 --> 02:19:01,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3810
02:19:01,260 --> 02:19:02,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3811
02:19:02,260 --> 02:19:03,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3812
02:19:03,260 --> 02:19:04,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3813
02:19:04,260 --> 02:19:05,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3814
02:19:05,260 --> 02:19:06,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3815
02:19:06,260 --> 02:19:07,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3816
02:19:07,260 --> 02:19:08,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3817
02:19:08,260 --> 02:19:09,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3818
02:19:09,260 --> 02:19:10,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3819
02:19:10,260 --> 02:19:11,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3820
02:19:11,260 --> 02:19:12,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3821
02:19:12,260 --> 02:19:13,260
The IFI range of fertilizers.

3822
02:19:13,260 --> 02:19:14,920
And they held it in a horrible

3823
02:19:14,920 --> 02:19:16,260
fixed position as well.

3824
02:19:19,260 --> 02:19:20,260
Watch this.

3825
02:19:20,260 --> 02:19:21,260
It isn't just.

3826
02:19:21,260 --> 02:19:22,260
So insincere.

3827
02:19:22,260 --> 02:19:23,260
Any home.

3828
02:19:23,260 --> 02:19:24,260
It's your home.

3829
02:19:24,260 --> 02:19:25,260
It's.

3830
02:19:25,260 --> 02:19:27,260
It's your home.

3831
02:19:27,260 --> 02:19:29,260
This isn't just any home.

3832
02:19:29,260 --> 02:19:31,260
It's your home.

3833
02:19:31,260 --> 02:19:36,260
Don't really get ads like this.

3834
02:19:36,260 --> 02:19:39,260
I mean I know there's no end of.

3835
02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:40,260
Fucking.

3836
02:19:40,260 --> 02:19:41,260
Property.

3837
02:19:41,260 --> 02:19:44,260
Property programming.

3838
02:19:44,260 --> 02:19:46,260
Some kind of sick.

3839
02:19:46,260 --> 02:19:47,260
Twisted.

3840
02:19:49,260 --> 02:19:50,260
Laugh.

3841
02:19:50,260 --> 02:19:52,260
At the state of the situation.

3842
02:19:52,260 --> 02:19:53,260
Of even being able to.

3843
02:19:53,260 --> 02:19:54,260
Own the fucking home.

3844
02:19:55,260 --> 02:19:56,260
You know.

3845
02:19:57,260 --> 02:19:58,260
Plenty.

3846
02:19:59,260 --> 02:20:00,260
Having to.

3847
02:20:01,260 --> 02:20:02,260
Do without.

3848
02:20:02,260 --> 02:20:03,260
And this.

3849
02:20:03,260 --> 02:20:04,260
Was a more prosperous.

3850
02:20:05,260 --> 02:20:06,260
Time.

3851
02:20:06,260 --> 02:20:06,260
Where.

3852
02:20:06,260 --> 02:20:07,260
It was a.

3853
02:20:07,260 --> 02:20:08,770
What you were able to fucking

3854
02:20:08,770 --> 02:20:09,260
do it.

3855
02:20:09,260 --> 02:20:10,260
And then.

3856
02:20:10,260 --> 02:20:11,260
You were able to live like this.

3857
02:20:11,260 --> 02:20:12,260
The dream was that.

3858
02:20:12,260 --> 02:20:13,260
It isn't just any home.

3859
02:20:13,260 --> 02:20:15,260
It's your home.

3860
02:20:15,260 --> 02:20:16,260
So why.

3861
02:20:16,260 --> 02:20:17,260
You were able to have.

3862
02:20:17,260 --> 02:20:19,260
A fucking man.

3863
02:20:19,260 --> 02:20:21,260
Working in the backyard.

3864
02:20:21,260 --> 02:20:23,260
Making lamb skewers.

3865
02:20:23,260 --> 02:20:24,260
On a barbecue.

3866
02:20:24,260 --> 02:20:26,840
And the weather was better as

3867
02:20:26,840 --> 02:20:27,260
well.

3868
02:20:27,260 --> 02:20:29,260
Settle for just any mortgage.

3869
02:20:29,260 --> 02:20:30,250
When you can have an Irish

3870
02:20:30,250 --> 02:20:31,260
permanent home loan.

3871
02:20:31,260 --> 02:20:32,260
Permanent home loan.

3872
02:20:32,260 --> 02:20:33,120
You can have a fucking great

3873
02:20:33,120 --> 02:20:34,260
little mortgage for yourself.

3874
02:20:34,260 --> 02:20:37,260
366 quid a month.

3875
02:20:38,260 --> 02:20:40,260
For a 50 grand home loan.

3876
02:20:40,260 --> 02:20:41,260
Typical APR.

3877
02:20:41,260 --> 02:20:42,260
6.9%.

3878
02:20:42,260 --> 02:20:43,260
So.

3879
02:20:43,260 --> 02:20:44,260
What was that 50 grand?

3880
02:20:44,260 --> 02:20:45,260
Was that able.

3881
02:20:45,260 --> 02:20:46,260
Were you able to buy.

3882
02:20:46,260 --> 02:20:47,260
A house for that much then.

3883
02:20:47,260 --> 02:20:48,260
Were you in 96.

3884
02:20:48,260 --> 02:20:49,260
With a rate.

3885
02:20:49,260 --> 02:20:50,260
That's hard to beat.

3886
02:20:50,260 --> 02:20:51,260
And repay.

3887
02:20:51,260 --> 02:20:52,260
Payment schedules to suit you.

3888
02:20:52,260 --> 02:20:53,260
You and your family.

3889
02:20:53,260 --> 02:20:54,260
There's no application fee.

3890
02:20:54,260 --> 02:20:56,460
with a rate that's hard to beat

3891
02:20:56,460 --> 02:20:59,000
and repay payment schedules to

3892
02:20:59,000 --> 02:20:59,720
suit you

3893
02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:02,600
you and your family there's no

3894
02:21:02,600 --> 02:21:04,420
application fee and

3895
02:21:04,420 --> 02:21:07,620
no application fee no legal fee

3896
02:21:07,620 --> 02:21:10,490
oh yeah this was like when you

3897
02:21:10,490 --> 02:21:13,280
could just fucking get a loan

3898
02:21:13,280 --> 02:21:15,100
for anything for any anyone

3899
02:21:15,100 --> 02:21:16,820
could get a loan no legal fee

3900
02:21:16,820 --> 02:21:19,620
payable to irish permanent it's

3901
02:21:19,620 --> 02:21:20,300
no wonder

3902
02:21:20,300 --> 02:21:22,820
more people choose a permanent

3903
02:21:22,820 --> 02:21:26,790
home call 1-850-500 a permanent

3904
02:21:26,790 --> 02:21:30,500
home it's no wonder a permanent

3905
02:21:30,500 --> 02:21:31,340
home

3906
02:21:31,340 --> 02:21:35,010
probably renting forever that's

3907
02:21:35,010 --> 02:21:37,480
that's that's what the

3908
02:21:37,480 --> 02:21:40,720
situation seems to be handling

3909
02:21:40,720 --> 02:21:41,600
man thank you

3910
02:21:41,600 --> 02:21:43,520
very much John thank you very

3911
02:21:43,520 --> 02:21:45,520
much just back from five pints

3912
02:21:45,520 --> 02:21:47,360
of cream thank you very much

3913
02:21:47,360 --> 02:21:48,140
for the tip

3914
02:21:48,140 --> 02:21:50,050
there and no legal fee payable

3915
02:21:50,050 --> 02:21:51,720
to irish permanent it's no

3916
02:21:51,720 --> 02:21:53,480
wonder more people choose a

3917
02:21:53,480 --> 02:21:54,600
permanent home

3918
02:21:54,600 --> 02:21:58,700
call 1-850-500-121 but there's

3919
02:21:58,700 --> 02:22:00,720
no tone the tonality of this

3920
02:22:00,720 --> 02:22:02,730
completely gone now i don't

3921
02:22:02,730 --> 02:22:03,940
think you see

3922
02:22:03,940 --> 02:22:06,120
adverts like that anymore

3923
02:22:06,120 --> 02:22:07,620
because it's probably they just

3924
02:22:07,620 --> 02:22:09,420
know that it's not on it's not

3925
02:22:09,420 --> 02:22:10,100
an option

3926
02:22:10,100 --> 02:22:12,910
but as i said before they they

3927
02:22:12,910 --> 02:22:15,890
still put these programs on the

3928
02:22:15,890 --> 02:22:18,240
telly every day or or every

3929
02:22:18,240 --> 02:22:20,940
week of doing up your own home

3930
02:22:20,940 --> 02:22:23,480
doing up your kitchen doing up

3931
02:22:23,480 --> 02:22:26,150
putting a new room in extending

3932
02:22:26,150 --> 02:22:28,790
this extending that it's it's

3933
02:22:28,790 --> 02:22:30,560
sick it's sick stuff

3934
02:22:30,560 --> 02:22:32,970
you know after the news

3935
02:22:32,970 --> 02:22:34,960
probably the same night where

3936
02:22:34,960 --> 02:22:37,460
the in on the news they've said

3937
02:22:37,460 --> 02:22:39,340
that there won't be any more

3938
02:22:39,340 --> 02:22:41,040
homes built this year it's

3939
02:22:41,040 --> 02:22:43,710
under target karate chop thank

3940
02:22:43,710 --> 02:22:45,020
you very much

3941
02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:48,710
i think that they put the

3942
02:22:48,710 --> 02:22:52,090
programs on those particular

3943
02:22:52,090 --> 02:22:56,190
ones because they still need

3944
02:22:56,190 --> 02:22:59,690
people to buy in and believe in

3945
02:22:59,690 --> 02:23:03,480
that fucking racket you know

3946
02:23:03,480 --> 02:23:05,520
there's a lot at stake and they

3947
02:23:05,520 --> 02:23:07,640
need they need people to still

3948
02:23:07,640 --> 02:23:09,100
be on that treadmill

3949
02:23:09,100 --> 02:23:11,650
so they'll keep putting those

3950
02:23:11,650 --> 02:23:12,720
programs on

3951
02:23:12,720 --> 02:23:15,160
maybe uh obviously like you

3952
02:23:15,160 --> 02:23:17,690
like to have your own fucking

3953
02:23:17,690 --> 02:23:19,750
place i mean it's nice

3954
02:23:19,750 --> 02:23:21,400
everybody wants that so i mean

3955
02:23:21,400 --> 02:23:22,210
there's always going to be a

3956
02:23:22,210 --> 02:23:23,400
demand for it but it's just

3957
02:23:23,400 --> 02:23:26,170
a bit tone the tonality of it

3958
02:23:26,170 --> 02:23:29,160
is is that it doesn't sit well

3959
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:33,440
is this the close down i

3960
02:23:33,440 --> 02:23:38,910
remember uh seeing that at the

3961
02:23:38,910 --> 02:23:44,170
end of the night with can you

3962
02:23:44,170 --> 02:23:48,780
dig it a song can you dig it

3963
02:23:48,780 --> 02:23:51,990
it's alright it's alright it's

3964
02:23:51,990 --> 02:23:55,210
alright it's alright she moves

3965
02:23:55,210 --> 02:23:58,770
in mysterious way right it's my

3966
02:23:58,770 --> 02:24:02,260
days light up my night and you

3967
02:24:02,260 --> 02:24:02,600
know

3968
02:24:02,600 --> 02:24:06,190
it's alright am i messing am i

3969
02:24:06,190 --> 02:24:10,100
right or wrong there i remember

3970
02:24:10,100 --> 02:24:13,550
seeing this at the end of the

3971
02:24:13,550 --> 02:24:16,360
fucking night not you too

3972
02:24:16,360 --> 02:24:21,360
can you dig it oh yeah

3973
02:24:21,360 --> 02:24:26,420
thank you very much the future

3974
02:24:26,420 --> 02:24:31,460
is bright the future is orange

3975
02:24:31,460 --> 02:24:35,180
remember that advert

3976
02:24:35,180 --> 02:24:37,800
orange are they even a fucking

3977
02:24:37,800 --> 02:24:39,860
thing anymore in the uk

3978
02:24:39,860 --> 02:24:41,590
they had ewan mcgregor doing

3979
02:24:41,590 --> 02:24:43,500
their adverts they had stephen

3980
02:24:43,500 --> 02:24:45,060
fry doing their adverts

3981
02:24:45,060 --> 02:24:48,060
all right all right all right

3982
02:24:48,060 --> 02:24:49,060
all right all right

3983
02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:51,330
michelle smith winning gold on

3984
02:24:51,330 --> 02:24:52,740
the back of a truck

3985
02:24:52,740 --> 02:24:55,980
just before they got taken away

3986
02:24:55,980 --> 02:24:56,880
from her

3987
02:24:56,880 --> 02:24:58,060
all right all right

3988
02:24:58,060 --> 02:24:59,340
lot of optimism though

3989
02:24:59,340 --> 02:25:03,280
Lift my days, light up my nightclub.

3990
02:25:03,280 --> 02:25:12,570
Tommy Schlug, Tommy Schlug,

3991
02:25:12,570 --> 02:25:17,440
Tommy Schlug.

3992
02:25:18,000 --> 02:25:19,770
He's alright. He driver

3993
02:25:19,770 --> 02:25:21,240
mysterious.

3994
02:25:21,540 --> 02:25:22,560
But no, I missed it. I missed

3995
02:25:22,560 --> 02:25:23,240
it. I missed it.

3996
02:25:23,320 --> 02:25:25,300
Tommy Schlug, Tommy Schlug.

3997
02:25:26,300 --> 02:25:27,760
No, I got it wrong, Jimmy. I

3998
02:25:27,760 --> 02:25:29,500
can't. I don't know if it fits.

3999
02:25:30,640 --> 02:25:32,820
Tommy Schlug, Tommy Schlug.

4000
02:25:32,820 --> 02:25:34,860
Tommy Schlug.

4001
02:25:37,680 --> 02:25:38,820
Maybe I got it wrong.

4002
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:47,880
He moves in mysterious planes.

4003
02:25:51,020 --> 02:25:51,440
It does fit Jimmy, says Depeche.

4004
02:25:51,440 --> 02:25:54,140
Maybe I just fucked it up.

4005
02:25:55,360 --> 02:25:56,340
Maybe I fucked it up.

4006
02:26:01,140 --> 02:26:02,710
Steve Coogan's brother sang Can

4007
02:26:02,710 --> 02:26:03,420
You Dig It?

4008
02:26:04,080 --> 02:26:05,030
What are they called? The

4009
02:26:05,030 --> 02:26:06,020
wonder stuff.

4010
02:26:09,160 --> 02:26:10,760
Stretch out drive and it fits.

4011
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:11,790
Okay, we'll give it a go there

4012
02:26:11,790 --> 02:26:12,180
again.

4013
02:26:12,680 --> 02:26:14,920
Tommy Schlug, Tommy Schlug.

4014
02:26:15,360 --> 02:26:16,820
Tommy. But there's a third

4015
02:26:16,820 --> 02:26:17,660
Tommy Schlug.

4016
02:26:18,940 --> 02:26:20,080
Missing from the sentence.

4017
02:26:20,160 --> 02:26:21,000
So it doesn't work.

4018
02:26:22,580 --> 02:26:24,130
He's alright. He's alright. He'd

4019
02:26:24,130 --> 02:26:25,740
drive a mysterious.

4020
02:26:25,880 --> 02:26:27,140
It doesn't work. I mean, unless

4021
02:26:27,140 --> 02:26:29,920
you can fucking mock turtles.

4022
02:26:30,160 --> 02:26:30,340
Okay.

4023
02:26:32,880 --> 02:26:33,980
You need to jam in he's alright

4024
02:26:33,980 --> 02:26:35,480
quickly.

4025
02:26:35,580 --> 02:26:36,470
Okay. I mean, there's a lot of

4026
02:26:36,470 --> 02:26:37,680
fucking pissing about there, Depeche

4027
02:26:37,680 --> 02:26:38,140
mustard.

4028
02:26:46,660 --> 02:26:50,010
Mysterious adverts by, with Ewan

4029
02:26:50,010 --> 02:26:51,340
McGregor.

4030
02:26:52,760 --> 02:26:55,030
Saying, the future is bright,

4031
02:26:55,030 --> 02:26:56,820
the future is orange.

4032
02:26:57,620 --> 02:26:58,670
Tis me self. Thank you very,

4033
02:26:58,670 --> 02:26:59,520
very much.

4034
02:26:59,760 --> 02:27:00,990
Thanks for all the creamy

4035
02:27:00,990 --> 02:27:02,280
streaming lately.

4036
02:27:02,600 --> 02:27:03,600
Much appreciated.

4037
02:27:04,600 --> 02:27:06,280
Fanta roadshow dance-off could

4038
02:27:06,280 --> 02:27:07,720
be worth a YouTube look.

4039
02:27:07,800 --> 02:27:09,370
Some serious mid-90s prodigy

4040
02:27:09,370 --> 02:27:10,040
dancing.

4041
02:27:10,200 --> 02:27:11,860
A proud day for Gort.

4042
02:27:12,120 --> 02:27:12,780
I was there.

4043
02:27:14,100 --> 02:27:15,380
Says the tipper. I wasn't there

4044
02:27:15,380 --> 02:27:15,780
myself.

4045
02:27:15,940 --> 02:27:16,600
Thanks for the tip.

4046
02:27:18,060 --> 02:27:18,560
Shorten it.

4047
02:27:18,840 --> 02:27:20,080
Shorten it to Tom Schlug on the

4048
02:27:20,080 --> 02:27:20,760
last one.

4049
02:27:20,840 --> 02:27:22,060
Look, we've gone past it now.

4050
02:27:22,780 --> 02:27:23,600
And the...

4051
02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:26,600
The other one about planes was...

4052
02:27:27,140 --> 02:27:28,380
It just fit better.

4053
02:27:30,540 --> 02:27:34,240
He moves in mysterious planes.

4054
02:27:36,020 --> 02:27:36,900
Tommy Schlug.

4055
02:27:37,320 --> 02:27:38,220
Tommy Schlug.

4056
02:27:38,600 --> 02:27:39,940
Tommy Schlug.

4057
02:27:40,940 --> 02:27:44,600
He moves in mysterious planes.

4058
02:27:47,100 --> 02:27:47,760
Where's the granddad

4059
02:27:47,760 --> 02:27:51,440
electricity safety ad?

4060
02:27:53,620 --> 02:27:55,600
Electricity safety ad. Granddad.

4061
02:27:55,600 --> 02:28:10,940
Shockball.

4062
02:28:11,240 --> 02:28:11,960
Is that what it is?

4063
02:28:11,960 --> 02:28:12,080
Is it?

4064
02:28:12,080 --> 02:28:27,320
Powerful stuff.

4065
02:28:36,320 --> 02:28:38,160
Play safe, frisbee.

4066
02:28:38,160 --> 02:28:46,740
Go on, get it.

4067
02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:47,990
We're not supposed to go in

4068
02:28:47,990 --> 02:28:48,520
there.

4069
02:28:48,720 --> 02:28:49,300
Oh, go on.

4070
02:28:49,380 --> 02:28:50,380
There's a gap down there.

4071
02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:52,380
A gang of kids broken yesterday.

4072
02:28:52,680 --> 02:28:53,420
I saw them.

4073
02:28:54,920 --> 02:28:55,400
Jesus.

4074
02:28:56,260 --> 02:28:57,140
First off,

4075
02:28:57,380 --> 02:28:59,130
I hope that's a fucking prop

4076
02:28:59,130 --> 02:29:01,840
bit of paper or plastic.

4077
02:29:02,560 --> 02:29:03,590
Because his head is literally

4078
02:29:03,590 --> 02:29:05,800
fucking squeezing through steel.

4079
02:29:07,080 --> 02:29:09,240
They hardly made him do that.

4080
02:29:11,120 --> 02:29:12,760
That has to be a prop bit, that.

4081
02:29:16,280 --> 02:29:17,500
That's worse than the...

4082
02:29:17,500 --> 02:29:18,970
The electrocution, which is

4083
02:29:18,970 --> 02:29:19,760
probably going to happen.

4084
02:29:19,760 --> 02:29:20,120
He seems to know his way around

4085
02:29:20,120 --> 02:29:20,320
the block.

4086
02:29:21,240 --> 02:29:21,960
Wiry wizard.

4087
02:29:22,220 --> 02:29:23,460
Thank you very, very much there

4088
02:29:23,460 --> 02:29:24,240
for your tip.

4089
02:29:24,940 --> 02:29:26,160
He seems to know his way...

4090
02:29:26,160 --> 02:29:29,480
I got my green shirt from

4091
02:29:29,480 --> 02:29:33,040
farming last night at the grad.

4092
02:29:34,100 --> 02:29:35,490
And I left it behind the bar

4093
02:29:35,490 --> 02:29:36,500
for safe keeps.

4094
02:29:38,140 --> 02:29:39,160
For safe keeps.

4095
02:29:39,160 --> 02:29:40,590
I was in today collecting it

4096
02:29:40,590 --> 02:29:41,710
and showed it to an old

4097
02:29:41,710 --> 02:29:42,740
American dude.

4098
02:29:42,840 --> 02:29:44,120
And he said, congratulations.

4099
02:29:44,480 --> 02:29:46,120
You've got your bullshit in

4100
02:29:46,120 --> 02:29:47,100
order now.

4101
02:29:47,340 --> 02:29:47,660
Lol.

4102
02:29:48,300 --> 02:29:50,060
Well done on your green shirt

4103
02:29:50,060 --> 02:29:51,920
for farming last night that you

4104
02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:52,400
got.

4105
02:29:53,120 --> 02:29:54,100
Incredible stuff.

4106
02:29:54,880 --> 02:29:56,030
And it's great that you've got

4107
02:29:56,030 --> 02:29:57,980
your shit together for that.

4108
02:29:58,800 --> 02:29:59,920
Hopefully this little chap has

4109
02:29:59,920 --> 02:30:01,640
his shit together when he's

4110
02:30:01,640 --> 02:30:03,500
getting his frisbee back.

4111
02:30:03,500 --> 02:30:05,140
Because it looks like a

4112
02:30:05,140 --> 02:30:07,000
dangerous situation.

4113
02:30:07,220 --> 02:30:08,860
Thank you.

4114
02:30:09,660 --> 02:30:11,000
Thank you.

4115
02:30:11,520 --> 02:30:12,260
Captain Sack.

4116
02:30:12,380 --> 02:30:13,140
Very, very kind.

4117
02:30:13,320 --> 02:30:13,820
Down there.

4118
02:30:14,220 --> 02:30:15,840
A gang of kids broken yesterday.

4119
02:30:16,100 --> 02:30:16,880
I saw them.

4120
02:30:18,200 --> 02:30:18,520
Yes.

4121
02:30:21,020 --> 02:30:22,280
Could be that bit of wood.

4122
02:30:25,280 --> 02:30:30,080
Live apparatus.

4123
02:30:34,220 --> 02:30:36,000
Vivian, thank you very much.

4124
02:30:36,080 --> 02:30:37,460
Big ups to the Drum Chondra

4125
02:30:37,460 --> 02:30:37,980
crew.

4126
02:30:37,980 --> 02:30:51,920
Oh, no.

4127
02:30:52,280 --> 02:30:52,700
Oh.

4128
02:30:55,900 --> 02:31:05,840
At least they got the ball back

4129
02:31:05,840 --> 02:31:09,480
anyway.

4130
02:31:09,520 --> 02:31:13,520
Oh, no.

4131
02:31:13,520 --> 02:31:16,220
Oh, fuck.

4132
02:31:16,440 --> 02:31:19,120
Little flashback and Jimmy's

4133
02:31:19,120 --> 02:31:20,560
coat and cap.

4134
02:31:20,720 --> 02:31:22,090
Little capping on the banister

4135
02:31:22,090 --> 02:31:22,840
rail there.

4136
02:31:24,620 --> 02:31:26,260
Sad reminder of Jimmy.

4137
02:31:27,900 --> 02:31:28,920
Sadly gone.

4138
02:31:30,280 --> 02:31:32,100
But it was the, uh, there was a

4139
02:31:32,100 --> 02:31:32,380
few.

4140
02:31:33,380 --> 02:31:34,680
Ecoric moments there.

4141
02:31:36,580 --> 02:31:37,540
Little flares.

4142
02:31:39,820 --> 02:31:41,300
Oh, never do that.

4143
02:31:41,560 --> 02:31:42,440
Never do that.

4144
02:31:42,540 --> 02:31:44,240
As if you'd fucking do that.

4145
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:47,480
You know better than to do that.

4146
02:31:47,580 --> 02:31:48,720
Those things look evil.

4147
02:31:58,000 --> 02:31:58,520
Oof.

4148
02:31:59,560 --> 02:32:00,880
Nice pyrotechnics, though.

4149
02:32:00,880 --> 02:32:06,640
A 66,000 volt shock killed a

4150
02:32:06,640 --> 02:32:10,720
boy today when he broke into a

4151
02:32:10,720 --> 02:32:12,960
substation.

4152
02:32:13,600 --> 02:32:14,460
The electricity board warns

4153
02:32:14,460 --> 02:32:15,830
children to keep away from

4154
02:32:15,830 --> 02:32:16,700
substation.

4155
02:32:16,700 --> 02:32:18,850
The granddad electricity, uh,

4156
02:32:18,850 --> 02:32:21,160
someone was telling me to watch.

4157
02:32:21,220 --> 02:32:22,400
That's how we got onto this.

4158
02:32:24,020 --> 02:32:25,400
Was it shockball?

4159
02:32:28,320 --> 02:32:29,000
Whoa, whoa.

4160
02:32:29,260 --> 02:32:29,920
Hang on, mate.

4161
02:32:30,220 --> 02:32:31,860
It's the same fucking thing

4162
02:32:31,860 --> 02:32:33,080
again, look.

4163
02:32:33,160 --> 02:32:34,990
But with older kids and a

4164
02:32:34,990 --> 02:32:36,860
different railing.

4165
02:32:36,860 --> 02:33:05,960
What did he do?

4166
02:33:05,960 --> 02:33:08,000
Did he throw something at it?

4167
02:33:13,420 --> 02:33:14,760
What did he do with it?

4168
02:33:14,840 --> 02:33:15,160
Did he?

4169
02:33:16,440 --> 02:33:17,820
What does he throw at it, look?

4170
02:33:22,260 --> 02:33:23,880
He throws the ball back.

4171
02:33:24,760 --> 02:33:26,040
But in doing so.

4172
02:33:27,320 --> 02:33:28,380
Where's the connection?

4173
02:33:28,640 --> 02:33:29,980
Where's the connection made?

4174
02:33:33,520 --> 02:33:34,740
I don't understand.

4175
02:33:34,740 --> 02:33:36,360
He throws the ball.

4176
02:33:36,480 --> 02:33:36,820
Oh, look.

4177
02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:38,140
The ball hits off the fucking

4178
02:33:38,140 --> 02:33:38,600
thing.

4179
02:33:38,860 --> 02:33:40,360
But how does that affect him?

4180
02:33:43,980 --> 02:33:51,120
Can, um.

4181
02:33:51,120 --> 02:33:51,640
Can, um.

4182
02:33:52,780 --> 02:33:54,560
Can electricity fucking get you?

4183
02:33:55,120 --> 02:33:55,500
Like.

4184
02:33:56,780 --> 02:33:58,360
If you're not touching it.

4185
02:33:58,860 --> 02:33:59,810
Can it come after you from

4186
02:33:59,810 --> 02:34:00,280
there?

4187
02:34:01,220 --> 02:34:02,480
And get you from there?

4188
02:34:04,280 --> 02:34:05,280
Even if you're not.

4189
02:34:05,280 --> 02:34:06,000
From.

4190
02:34:06,500 --> 02:34:07,200
Oh.

4191
02:34:09,960 --> 02:34:10,680
Oh.

4192
02:34:10,680 --> 02:34:10,840
Darren?

4193
02:34:12,960 --> 02:34:13,440
Darren?

4194
02:34:14,960 --> 02:34:15,440
Darren?

4195
02:34:15,440 --> 02:34:15,460
Darren?

4196
02:34:17,960 --> 02:34:19,360
Oh, God, no.

4197
02:34:20,040 --> 02:34:20,960
Fucking hell.

4198
02:34:21,660 --> 02:34:22,670
We also know there are known

4199
02:34:22,670 --> 02:34:23,540
unknowns.

4200
02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:24,540
Thanks very much for the tip,

4201
02:34:24,540 --> 02:34:24,920
though.

4202
02:34:24,960 --> 02:34:26,050
There's some things we do not

4203
02:34:26,050 --> 02:34:26,420
know.

4204
02:34:26,880 --> 02:34:28,060
Garçon de Poisson.

4205
02:34:28,380 --> 02:34:30,530
Check out Apache's 70s British

4206
02:34:30,530 --> 02:34:32,490
PSA about mucking about with

4207
02:34:32,490 --> 02:34:33,800
farm equipment.

4208
02:34:34,040 --> 02:34:34,660
Stay safe.

4209
02:34:36,620 --> 02:34:37,260
Patches.

4210
02:34:38,100 --> 02:34:38,740
Stay out.

4211
02:34:40,120 --> 02:34:40,800
Don't take a chance with

4212
02:34:40,800 --> 02:34:42,180
electricity.

4213
02:34:43,680 --> 02:34:44,280
Shockball.

4214
02:34:44,280 --> 02:34:44,280
Um.

4215
02:34:44,280 --> 02:35:00,420
This is, uh.

4216
02:35:00,560 --> 02:35:01,060
Or does it.

4217
02:35:01,180 --> 02:35:02,460
I don't want to see just a

4218
02:35:02,460 --> 02:35:04,020
compilation of deaths.

4219
02:35:04,320 --> 02:35:06,180
Like, I'd rather see the entire

4220
02:35:06,180 --> 02:35:06,960
advert.

4221
02:35:06,960 --> 02:35:19,440
Alright, Scooby.

4222
02:35:25,520 --> 02:35:26,700
Oh, fuck.

4223
02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:30,280
Pfff.

4224
02:35:31,660 --> 02:35:33,340
We'll leave it off.

4225
02:35:36,200 --> 02:35:37,220
We'll leave it off.

4226
02:35:37,940 --> 02:35:38,320
Uh.

4227
02:35:39,960 --> 02:35:41,420
How did we get onto this?

4228
02:35:49,200 --> 02:35:50,140
It was 90s.

4229
02:35:50,140 --> 02:36:00,900
I just want.

4230
02:36:00,980 --> 02:36:02,310
I don't want someone who's

4231
02:36:02,310 --> 02:36:03,520
compiled adverts.

4232
02:36:03,600 --> 02:36:04,440
I just want, like.

4233
02:36:05,440 --> 02:36:08,270
Someone who's just got their VHS

4234
02:36:08,270 --> 02:36:09,060
tape.

4235
02:36:09,060 --> 02:36:10,460
And uploaded the adverts from

4236
02:36:10,460 --> 02:36:10,780
it.

4237
02:36:10,780 --> 02:36:10,780
I just want.

4238
02:36:10,780 --> 02:36:11,020
I just want.

4239
02:36:11,020 --> 02:36:11,120
I just want.

4240
02:36:11,120 --> 02:36:35,120
*Sigh*

4241
02:36:35,120 --> 02:36:37,600
That used to scare me now, that

4242
02:36:37,600 --> 02:36:39,120
fuckin' uh...

4243
02:36:39,120 --> 02:36:41,120
When people would emerge from

4244
02:36:41,120 --> 02:36:42,120
the chocolate.

4245
02:36:42,120 --> 02:36:51,120
*Sigh*

4246
02:36:51,120 --> 02:36:53,120
This was clean.

4247
02:36:53,120 --> 02:36:54,710
But I did like Crunchy bars,

4248
02:36:54,710 --> 02:36:56,120
they were great bars.

4249
02:36:56,120 --> 02:36:58,120
*Sigh*

4250
02:36:58,120 --> 02:37:00,120
Didn't like that one.

4251
02:37:00,120 --> 02:37:05,120
*Sigh*

4252
02:37:05,120 --> 02:37:07,620
The Cupernal Woodman, he kind

4253
02:37:07,620 --> 02:37:09,120
of is like this.

4254
02:37:09,120 --> 02:37:11,120
D'you know?

4255
02:37:11,120 --> 02:37:14,120
*Sigh*

4256
02:37:14,120 --> 02:37:17,120
But I hate you, I hate you.

4257
02:37:17,120 --> 02:37:18,500
There's so many adverts on now

4258
02:37:18,500 --> 02:37:19,940
where it's just animals living

4259
02:37:19,940 --> 02:37:21,100
in a house and their human

4260
02:37:21,100 --> 02:37:22,120
voices and stuff.

4261
02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:24,120
It's just fuckin' rubbish.

4262
02:37:24,120 --> 02:37:25,120
Like...

4263
02:37:25,120 --> 02:37:26,570
Like chinchillas in a house

4264
02:37:26,570 --> 02:37:28,120
living together and stuff.

4265
02:37:28,120 --> 02:37:29,120
Or fuckin'...

4266
02:37:29,120 --> 02:37:32,120
So many of them, like...

4267
02:37:32,120 --> 02:37:33,120
*Sigh*

4268
02:37:33,120 --> 02:37:34,120
*Sigh*

4269
02:37:34,120 --> 02:37:35,120
That Friday feeling.

4270
02:37:35,120 --> 02:37:36,120
*Sigh*

4271
02:37:36,120 --> 02:37:37,120
*Sigh*

4272
02:37:37,120 --> 02:37:38,120
You just can't keep it in.

4273
02:37:38,120 --> 02:37:39,120
*Sigh*

4274
02:37:39,120 --> 02:37:40,120
*Sigh*

4275
02:37:40,120 --> 02:37:41,120
*Sigh*

4276
02:37:41,120 --> 02:37:42,120
*Sigh*

4277
02:37:42,120 --> 02:37:43,120
*Sigh*

4278
02:37:43,120 --> 02:37:44,120
*Sigh*

4279
02:37:44,120 --> 02:37:45,120
*Sigh*

4280
02:37:45,120 --> 02:37:46,120
*Sigh*

4281
02:37:46,120 --> 02:37:47,120
*Sigh*

4282
02:37:47,120 --> 02:37:49,260
The Aardman, Wallace and Gromit

4283
02:37:49,260 --> 02:37:51,360
ones were good because they

4284
02:37:51,360 --> 02:37:52,280
were kind of new and

4285
02:37:52,280 --> 02:37:54,240
interesting at the time, but

4286
02:37:54,240 --> 02:37:57,000
not now. Not like the 3D anime

4287
02:37:57,000 --> 02:37:58,120
CGI stuff.

4288
02:37:58,120 --> 02:38:00,760
and it's just saturated.

4289
02:38:13,160 --> 02:38:14,480
Why did you get rid of that?

4290
02:38:14,480 --> 02:38:15,560
That was a great bar.

4291
02:38:16,120 --> 02:38:17,310
There was a nice bit of eating

4292
02:38:17,310 --> 02:38:17,880
in it.

4293
02:38:18,020 --> 02:38:20,420
It was a nice bite and a nice

4294
02:38:20,420 --> 02:38:21,160
bit of chew,

4295
02:38:22,440 --> 02:38:24,020
but just gone.

4296
02:38:24,020 --> 02:38:26,780
A lot better than Time Out.

4297
02:38:26,780 --> 02:38:28,990
Passes the AAA overhead

4298
02:38:28,990 --> 02:38:31,120
manifold sprocket.

4299
02:38:32,220 --> 02:38:33,600
Big English, boy!

4300
02:38:34,500 --> 02:38:35,560
Do you catch my drift?

4301
02:38:38,420 --> 02:38:40,100
What's rolling Macintosh?

4302
02:38:40,740 --> 02:38:41,640
Do you catch my drift?

4303
02:38:42,040 --> 02:38:43,400
Roundtree Macintosh was the

4304
02:38:43,400 --> 02:38:44,540
maker, maybe.

4305
02:38:44,900 --> 02:38:45,400
Roundtree.

4306
02:38:45,400 --> 02:38:54,370
Now I go into cleaning to earn

4307
02:38:54,370 --> 02:38:56,400
an honest bow bow bow bow bow

4308
02:38:56,400 --> 02:38:56,400
bow.

4309
02:38:56,400 --> 02:39:19,400
Tangle.

4310
02:39:19,400 --> 02:39:21,700
This is Earl and this is his

4311
02:39:21,700 --> 02:39:24,210
particularly wholesome ham

4312
02:39:24,210 --> 02:39:25,400
sandwich.

4313
02:39:25,400 --> 02:39:27,300
At the moment it contains this

4314
02:39:27,300 --> 02:39:28,400
much calcium.

4315
02:39:28,400 --> 02:39:30,610
Now let's add a Kraft cheese

4316
02:39:30,610 --> 02:39:31,400
slice.

4317
02:39:31,400 --> 02:39:34,400
Very good.

4318
02:39:34,400 --> 02:39:35,400
Aha.

4319
02:39:35,400 --> 02:39:36,980
Now the sandwich contains this

4320
02:39:36,980 --> 02:39:38,610
much calcium, more than double

4321
02:39:38,610 --> 02:39:39,400
the amount.

4322
02:39:39,400 --> 02:39:41,400
Any questions?

4323
02:39:41,400 --> 02:39:43,400
Big sandwich for a little kid.

4324
02:39:43,400 --> 02:39:47,400
Kraft cheese slices are calci-yummy.

4325
02:39:47,400 --> 02:39:52,180
There is only one cheese that

4326
02:39:52,180 --> 02:39:55,400
you can squeeze.

4327
02:39:55,400 --> 02:39:56,400
Disgusting.

4328
02:39:56,400 --> 02:39:57,400
Never.

4329
02:39:57,400 --> 02:39:58,400
I'd forgotten.

4330
02:39:58,400 --> 02:39:59,720
I can't even remember that

4331
02:39:59,720 --> 02:40:00,400
existing.

4332
02:40:00,400 --> 02:40:01,400
Prime-mula.

4333
02:40:01,400 --> 02:40:02,510
I knew from the moment the

4334
02:40:02,510 --> 02:40:03,400
advert started.

4335
02:40:03,400 --> 02:40:05,400
Ice is a calci-yummy.

4336
02:40:05,400 --> 02:40:06,830
They've stacked two cheese adverts

4337
02:40:06,830 --> 02:40:07,400
together.

4338
02:40:07,400 --> 02:40:08,400
That's bad ad.

4339
02:40:08,400 --> 02:40:09,400
Bad adverts.

4340
02:40:09,400 --> 02:40:10,400
This.

4341
02:40:10,400 --> 02:40:11,400
This.

4342
02:40:11,400 --> 02:40:14,400
Anyone wearing those gloves?

4343
02:40:14,400 --> 02:40:18,400
It doesn't sit right with me.

4344
02:40:18,400 --> 02:40:20,400
And then does that.

4345
02:40:20,400 --> 02:40:21,400
There is.

4346
02:40:21,400 --> 02:40:22,510
What's that got to do with

4347
02:40:22,510 --> 02:40:23,810
fucking spreadable cheese in

4348
02:40:23,810 --> 02:40:24,400
the tube?

4349
02:40:24,400 --> 02:40:25,800
This old fucking fifties

4350
02:40:25,800 --> 02:40:26,400
cartoon.

4351
02:40:26,400 --> 02:40:28,170
There is only one cheese that

4352
02:40:28,170 --> 02:40:29,400
you can squeeze.

4353
02:40:29,400 --> 02:40:32,420
It stays fresh and delicious so

4354
02:40:32,420 --> 02:40:35,400
every squeeze will please.

4355
02:40:35,400 --> 02:40:37,980
With the goodness of protein

4356
02:40:37,980 --> 02:40:40,400
you can eat it with ease.

4357
02:40:40,400 --> 02:40:42,610
Because this cheese comes in

4358
02:40:42,610 --> 02:40:43,400
tubes.

4359
02:40:43,400 --> 02:40:45,400
Squeezy, squeezy tubes.

4360
02:40:45,400 --> 02:40:46,400
It also squeezes.

4361
02:40:46,400 --> 02:40:54,680
A pipe of fucking soft squeezable

4362
02:40:54,680 --> 02:40:57,400
cheese.

4363
02:40:57,400 --> 02:40:58,400
Italiani.

4364
02:40:58,400 --> 02:40:59,400
Lovely stuff.

4365
02:40:59,400 --> 02:41:01,290
Very classy stuff when they've

4366
02:41:01,290 --> 02:41:03,250
got Italian adverts and they do

4367
02:41:03,250 --> 02:41:04,400
Italian stuff.

4368
02:41:04,400 --> 02:41:06,400
Maybe it's a piss take.

4369
02:41:06,400 --> 02:41:07,720
Maybe it's for Boddington's or

4370
02:41:07,720 --> 02:41:08,400
something.

4371
02:41:08,400 --> 02:41:10,400
Baci

4372
02:41:10,400 --> 02:41:12,400
Baci

4373
02:41:12,400 --> 02:41:14,400
Baci

4374
02:41:14,400 --> 02:41:16,400
Delicious praline and roast hazelnuts

4375
02:41:16,400 --> 02:41:18,400
It's not, it's a fucking advert

4376
02:41:18,400 --> 02:41:20,400
for something called Baci

4377
02:41:20,400 --> 02:41:22,400
Italiani

4378
02:41:22,400 --> 02:41:24,400
Baci

4379
02:41:24,400 --> 02:41:26,400
Si, si

4380
02:41:28,400 --> 02:41:30,400
Italiani

4381
02:41:30,400 --> 02:41:32,400
Je ne ne ne

4382
02:41:32,400 --> 02:41:34,400
Baci

4383
02:41:34,400 --> 02:41:36,400
Baci

4384
02:41:36,400 --> 02:41:39,390
Delicious praline and roast hazelnuts

4385
02:41:39,390 --> 02:41:42,620
wrapped in fine milk chocolate.

4386
02:41:47,000 --> 02:41:49,320
Squeezy, squeezy cheese. Thank

4387
02:41:49,320 --> 02:41:51,440
you very much there. Squeezy,

4388
02:41:51,440 --> 02:41:52,800
squeezy cheese!

4389
02:41:52,800 --> 02:41:54,840
Sorry, I'm not sure what I was

4390
02:41:54,840 --> 02:41:57,330
saying there. Squeezy, squeezy

4391
02:41:57,330 --> 02:41:58,200
cheese!

4392
02:42:03,680 --> 02:42:08,930
Cappuccini is cappuccini the

4393
02:42:08,930 --> 02:42:13,720
plural. Cappuccino is more than

4394
02:42:13,720 --> 02:42:16,920
one cappuccino. He asking for

4395
02:42:16,920 --> 02:42:18,720
cappuccini, is that it?

4396
02:42:18,720 --> 02:42:43,840
Is that the time?

4397
02:42:44,380 --> 02:42:46,840
Oh, your hair is lovely, dear.

4398
02:42:47,140 --> 02:42:48,300
That'll be the bridesmaids.

4399
02:42:48,300 --> 02:42:49,300
At the time...

4400
02:42:49,300 --> 02:42:50,260
Insane lighting.

4401
02:42:51,480 --> 02:42:52,600
Like, too harsh.

4402
02:42:52,760 --> 02:42:54,160
It's so fucking harsh, it's

4403
02:42:54,160 --> 02:42:54,760
blown out.

4404
02:42:58,620 --> 02:42:59,980
Back lighting.

4405
02:43:00,880 --> 02:43:03,520
Oh, your hair is lovely, dear.

4406
02:43:04,100 --> 02:43:05,000
That'll be the bridesmaids.

4407
02:43:06,480 --> 02:43:07,260
Come on, love.

4408
02:43:07,740 --> 02:43:09,180
Look, I've even got your old

4409
02:43:09,180 --> 02:43:10,300
favourites.

4410
02:43:11,180 --> 02:43:12,480
Delicious flakes of corn drenched

4411
02:43:12,480 --> 02:43:13,820
in ice-cold milk.

4412
02:43:14,860 --> 02:43:15,900
Kellogg's cornflakes.

4413
02:43:16,300 --> 02:43:17,630
How could you have forgotten

4414
02:43:17,630 --> 02:43:18,700
how good they taste?

4415
02:43:19,880 --> 02:43:21,190
Steve's got a lot to live up to,

4416
02:43:21,190 --> 02:43:21,740
Dad.

4417
02:43:22,800 --> 02:43:23,700
Kellogg's cornflakes.

4418
02:43:23,800 --> 02:43:24,840
Too good to be forgotten.

4419
02:43:24,920 --> 02:43:26,040
What a load of shite.

4420
02:43:27,480 --> 02:43:27,990
How could you have forgotten

4421
02:43:27,990 --> 02:43:29,580
how good they taste?

4422
02:43:30,760 --> 02:43:32,090
Steve's got a lot to live up to,

4423
02:43:32,090 --> 02:43:32,640
Dad.

4424
02:43:33,640 --> 02:43:34,600
Kellogg's cornflakes.

4425
02:43:34,680 --> 02:43:35,760
Too good to be forgotten.

4426
02:43:39,760 --> 02:43:41,440
No, no, no.

4427
02:43:42,160 --> 02:43:43,440
Le Pied d'Or.

4428
02:43:43,780 --> 02:43:45,560
Dry white wine.

4429
02:43:46,120 --> 02:43:47,080
Le Pied d'Or.

4430
02:43:55,280 --> 02:43:58,320
Cart, cart d'or, cart noir.

4431
02:44:00,280 --> 02:44:03,020
Something dark and mystical.

4432
02:44:03,300 --> 02:44:04,040
Dark chocolate.

4433
02:44:05,660 --> 02:44:07,760
Probably fucking...

4434
02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:10,690
Whatever those chocolates, box

4435
02:44:10,690 --> 02:44:11,840
of chocolates are that were

4436
02:44:11,840 --> 02:44:14,040
rubbish, but I didn't like them.

4437
02:44:14,280 --> 02:44:15,160
Was it cart d'or?

4438
02:44:16,740 --> 02:44:18,780
Or cart noir coffee?

4439
02:44:27,360 --> 02:44:29,920
Mystic, sensual, flames.

4440
02:44:30,340 --> 02:44:31,520
African, maybe.

4441
02:44:32,580 --> 02:44:33,840
A black panther.

4442
02:44:37,320 --> 02:44:43,380
Tia Maria, someone says.

4443
02:44:46,960 --> 02:44:48,660
See Teletext page 669, and it

4444
02:44:48,660 --> 02:44:50,960
is Tia Maria.

4445
02:44:52,420 --> 02:44:54,130
Well done to whoever said Tia

4446
02:44:54,130 --> 02:44:55,260
Maria.

4447
02:44:57,120 --> 02:45:00,250
London taxi driver cabbie trope

4448
02:45:00,250 --> 02:45:02,020
talking shite.

4449
02:45:08,260 --> 02:45:09,990
Sometimes you're just not

4450
02:45:09,990 --> 02:45:14,000
yourself.

4451
02:45:14,460 --> 02:45:15,600
Oasis contains no gas or fish,

4452
02:45:15,600 --> 02:45:17,020
but its combination of real

4453
02:45:17,020 --> 02:45:18,510
fruit juice and pure natural

4454
02:45:18,510 --> 02:45:19,990
spring water gets you back to

4455
02:45:19,990 --> 02:45:21,020
your old self.

4456
02:45:21,820 --> 02:45:23,260
Who taught you to drive your

4457
02:45:23,260 --> 02:45:23,740
walk?

4458
02:45:23,740 --> 02:45:24,680
There we go.

4459
02:45:24,680 --> 02:45:25,060
Mate.

4460
02:45:25,580 --> 02:45:26,460
Cheers, mate.

4461
02:45:26,640 --> 02:45:27,480
Floor on my shoulders, I'll

4462
02:45:27,480 --> 02:45:28,420
tell you they're giving me

4463
02:45:28,420 --> 02:45:28,880
chips.

4464
02:45:29,000 --> 02:45:29,460
D!

4465
02:45:29,460 --> 02:45:29,860
Oasis.

4466
02:45:30,320 --> 02:45:32,180
Open pot for yourself once more.

4467
02:45:35,460 --> 02:45:36,460
Boddington's.

4468
02:45:36,460 --> 02:45:38,460
Boddington's or fucking...

4469
02:45:40,460 --> 02:45:41,380
What other bitter?

4470
02:45:44,380 --> 02:45:45,420
John Smith's.

4471
02:45:45,420 --> 02:45:45,840
John Smith's.

4472
02:45:45,840 --> 02:45:48,420
John Smith's.

4473
02:45:48,420 --> 02:45:51,560
# And it is yours. Just help

4474
02:45:51,560 --> 02:45:53,630
yourself to the flavor in his

4475
02:45:53,630 --> 02:45:54,420
heart. #

4476
02:45:54,500 --> 02:45:56,190
# Your lips can open up the

4477
02:45:56,190 --> 02:45:57,420
door... #

4478
02:45:57,500 --> 02:45:59,010
There's something completely

4479
02:45:59,010 --> 02:45:59,900
new in the pub.

4480
02:45:59,980 --> 02:46:01,780
John Smith's extra smooth

4481
02:46:01,780 --> 02:46:04,460
bitter. Pure silk in a glass.

4482
02:46:04,540 --> 02:46:05,980
# If you try, just help

4483
02:46:05,980 --> 02:46:07,460
yourself... #

4484
02:46:07,540 --> 02:46:10,690
Mmm. So... you still don't need

4485
02:46:10,690 --> 02:46:11,420
gimmicks.

4486
02:46:11,420 --> 02:46:14,500
# I really like to try... # I

4487
02:46:14,500 --> 02:46:16,430
don't think it's pretty good

4488
02:46:16,430 --> 02:46:17,780
anyway, is it? #

4489
02:46:17,860 --> 02:46:21,800
# When there's no getting over

4490
02:46:21,800 --> 02:46:23,780
that rainbow #

4491
02:46:23,860 --> 02:46:26,910
# When the smallest of dreams

4492
02:46:26,910 --> 02:46:28,780
won't come true #

4493
02:46:28,860 --> 02:46:32,640
# I can take all the madness

4494
02:46:32,640 --> 02:46:36,460
the world has to give # #

4495
02:46:36,540 --> 02:46:40,500
# But I won't last today #

4496
02:46:40,580 --> 02:46:42,700
# Without you... #

4497
02:46:42,780 --> 02:46:44,970
I wonder is that a real song or

4498
02:46:44,970 --> 02:46:46,760
was it specifically made for

4499
02:46:46,760 --> 02:46:47,660
tea bags?

4500
02:46:47,740 --> 02:46:50,580
# Without you... #

4501
02:46:50,660 --> 02:46:52,300
It's like The Carpenters or...

4502
02:46:52,300 --> 02:46:54,940
# Not better, not deadly... #

4503
02:46:57,740 --> 02:46:58,690
A lovely Doppler effect or Warble

4504
02:46:58,690 --> 02:47:01,920
effect or whatever you call

4505
02:47:01,920 --> 02:47:03,860
that of the VHS.

4506
02:47:05,860 --> 02:47:09,740
# Without you... #

4507
02:47:09,740 --> 02:47:12,060
That's better. That's deadly.

4508
02:47:28,860 --> 02:47:30,060
Have a break.

4509
02:47:31,080 --> 02:47:32,190
Millions of Kit Kats with this

4510
02:47:32,190 --> 02:47:33,460
special wrapper

4511
02:47:33,460 --> 02:47:34,810
win you a free Burger King

4512
02:47:34,810 --> 02:47:36,000
burger instantly.

4513
02:47:36,260 --> 02:47:37,620
Or if you buy one and get one

4514
02:47:37,620 --> 02:47:38,220
free.

4515
02:47:38,860 --> 02:47:40,400
Dublin rats. Thank you very

4516
02:47:40,400 --> 02:47:41,890
much. Have a bigger break. Have

4517
02:47:41,890 --> 02:47:42,700
a Kit Kat.

4518
02:47:45,180 --> 02:47:46,790
What a shit advert. That was

4519
02:47:46,790 --> 02:47:49,420
rubbish. Cup of soups.

4520
02:47:50,940 --> 02:47:52,170
Dissolve completely. So even if

4521
02:47:52,170 --> 02:47:54,280
your film has an extremely

4522
02:47:54,280 --> 02:47:54,940
sloppy

4523
02:47:54,940 --> 02:47:56,340
Showed you how shit it looks

4524
02:47:56,340 --> 02:47:57,660
going into the cup as well.

4525
02:47:59,100 --> 02:48:00,250
Those little noodle bits inside

4526
02:48:00,250 --> 02:48:01,420
the powder.

4527
02:48:07,980 --> 02:48:09,980
The cup of soup won't.

4528
02:48:09,980 --> 02:48:13,310
Psst mums. Let's set the record

4529
02:48:13,310 --> 02:48:19,330
straight about Kellogg's rice krispies.

4530
02:48:19,330 --> 02:48:21,200
Okay. They're not just empty

4531
02:48:21,200 --> 02:48:22,150
puffs of air. No way. Each one

4532
02:48:22,150 --> 02:48:22,990
is made with a single grain of

4533
02:48:22,990 --> 02:48:23,830
rice and have vitamin D which

4534
02:48:23,830 --> 02:48:24,780
helps build bones. A piece.

4535
02:48:24,780 --> 02:48:25,710
They're not too sweet. Sounds

4536
02:48:25,710 --> 02:48:26,220
good. Sounds good.

4537
02:48:26,220 --> 02:48:28,790
Someone's coming. Snap crackle

4538
02:48:28,790 --> 02:48:30,960
and pop. But they've become

4539
02:48:30,960 --> 02:48:32,920
Nick Parkerfied. And you

4540
02:48:32,920 --> 02:48:35,370
thought Kellogg's rice krispies

4541
02:48:35,370 --> 02:48:37,640
were just snap. But still not

4542
02:48:37,640 --> 02:48:39,970
as good. It wasn't Aardman who

4543
02:48:39,970 --> 02:48:42,490
did it. It was another house.

4544
02:48:42,490 --> 02:48:44,220
Crackle and pop.

4545
02:48:44,220 --> 02:48:45,600
Just doesn't have that sort of

4546
02:48:45,600 --> 02:48:46,220
texture.

4547
02:48:46,220 --> 02:48:47,070
When you're tempted by

4548
02:48:47,070 --> 02:48:48,430
something particularly tasty. A

4549
02:48:48,430 --> 02:48:49,650
wee small voice usually says.

4550
02:48:49,650 --> 02:48:50,460
Naughty. Well McVitties have

4551
02:48:50,460 --> 02:48:50,860
had a brilliant new idea. Using

4552
02:48:50,860 --> 02:48:51,270
all their baking know-how they've

4553
02:48:51,270 --> 02:48:51,600
come up with an altogether

4554
02:48:51,600 --> 02:48:52,140
healthier approach. Go ahead. Baked

4555
02:48:52,140 --> 02:48:52,540
Quirk. And you thought Kellogg's

4556
02:48:52,540 --> 02:48:52,920
rice krispies were just snap.

4557
02:48:52,920 --> 02:48:53,320
But still not as good. It wasn't

4558
02:48:53,320 --> 02:48:53,740
Aardman who did it. It was

4559
02:48:53,740 --> 02:48:56,220
another house. Crackle and pop.

4560
02:48:56,220 --> 02:48:57,600
Just doesn't have that sort of

4561
02:48:57,600 --> 02:48:59,690
texture. When you're tempted by

4562
02:48:59,690 --> 02:49:02,050
something particularly tasty. A

4563
02:49:02,050 --> 02:49:04,150
wee small voice usually says.

4564
02:49:04,150 --> 02:49:06,210
Naughty. Well McVitties have

4565
02:49:06,210 --> 02:49:08,220
had a brilliant new idea.

4566
02:49:08,220 --> 02:49:09,880
Using all their baking know-how

4567
02:49:09,880 --> 02:49:11,050
they've come up with an

4568
02:49:11,050 --> 02:49:12,920
altogether healthier approach.

4569
02:49:12,920 --> 02:49:14,640
Go ahead. Baked corn and potato

4570
02:49:14,640 --> 02:49:16,710
chips. Fruity things. Biscuits.

4571
02:49:16,710 --> 02:49:18,620
Fruit chocolate and cheesecakes.

4572
02:49:18,620 --> 02:49:21,350
Up to 97% fat free. So go ahead

4573
02:49:21,350 --> 02:49:23,220
with McVitties.

4574
02:49:23,220 --> 02:49:24,700
You have to go a long long way

4575
02:49:24,700 --> 02:49:26,220
to bake a better biscuit.

4576
02:49:26,220 --> 02:49:27,980
Because you're working a

4577
02:49:27,980 --> 02:49:30,720
fucking hole. Psst. Between us

4578
02:49:30,720 --> 02:49:33,250
guys. You eat Skittles. You

4579
02:49:33,250 --> 02:49:35,690
expect a hit right? Lenny and

4580
02:49:35,690 --> 02:49:38,230
Larry juiced the first. Scary

4581
02:49:38,230 --> 02:49:40,950
stuff. With real. Very creepy

4582
02:49:40,950 --> 02:49:42,940
stuff there. The way those two

4583
02:49:42,940 --> 02:49:44,690
gangster. Fruity Skittle

4584
02:49:44,690 --> 02:49:46,740
gangster men walked in. Expect

4585
02:49:46,740 --> 02:49:48,640
a hit. Juicy Larry or whoever

4586
02:49:48,640 --> 02:49:50,850
the fuck it was. Look at that.

4587
02:49:50,850 --> 02:49:52,220
Very very bizarre.

4588
02:49:52,220 --> 02:49:53,420
Bizarre. The stuff of

4589
02:49:53,420 --> 02:49:56,440
nightmares. The stuff of

4590
02:49:56,440 --> 02:50:03,110
nightmares. Obviously the movie

4591
02:50:03,110 --> 02:50:09,540
Dick Tracy. Had heralded in. A

4592
02:50:09,540 --> 02:50:15,970
new era. Of bizarre. Gangster

4593
02:50:15,970 --> 02:50:19,220
themed stuff.

4594
02:50:19,220 --> 02:50:22,220
Right. Of course. The mask as

4595
02:50:22,220 --> 02:50:25,220
well. I beg your pardon. Dick

4596
02:50:25,220 --> 02:50:27,580
Tracy would have been a few

4597
02:50:27,580 --> 02:50:29,660
years before this.

4598
02:50:32,400 --> 02:50:32,840
Lenny and Larry juiced the

4599
02:50:32,840 --> 02:50:36,320
first two. With real juice.

4600
02:50:37,320 --> 02:50:38,780
Dara Dara Dermody. Thank you

4601
02:50:38,780 --> 02:50:40,600
very much there. Dara Dermody.

4602
02:50:40,600 --> 02:50:42,280
One minute warning.

4603
02:50:42,760 --> 02:50:44,330
For the time going forward. I

4604
02:50:44,330 --> 02:50:46,460
forgot about that. The time is

4605
02:50:46,460 --> 02:50:48,040
going to go forward.

4606
02:50:49,500 --> 02:50:50,440
Hilariously. We'll be going

4607
02:50:50,440 --> 02:50:52,820
into the future in a minute.

4608
02:50:56,600 --> 02:50:58,340
One tried to hide. Guess he

4609
02:50:58,340 --> 02:50:59,880
didn't figure on Ollie and

4610
02:50:59,880 --> 02:51:00,520
Sally.

4611
02:51:00,520 --> 02:51:01,690
I'm trying to get my head

4612
02:51:01,690 --> 02:51:02,730
around what the fuck is

4613
02:51:02,730 --> 02:51:04,360
happening here. They've got

4614
02:51:04,360 --> 02:51:05,960
real bodies to do the fucking

4615
02:51:05,960 --> 02:51:07,800
body bits. But they've got rid

4616
02:51:07,800 --> 02:51:08,780
of the heads.

4617
02:51:09,580 --> 02:51:10,880
They must have made them wear

4618
02:51:10,880 --> 02:51:13,140
green wraparound on the head to

4619
02:51:13,140 --> 02:51:14,800
key out their head.

4620
02:51:19,280 --> 02:51:21,380
And then they've replaced their

4621
02:51:21,380 --> 02:51:23,700
head with CGI fruit with shades.

4622
02:51:32,460 --> 02:51:34,140
Guess he didn't figure on Ollie

4623
02:51:34,140 --> 02:51:34,900
and Sally.

4624
02:51:36,220 --> 02:51:36,560
The under.

4625
02:51:36,740 --> 02:51:38,900
Blue screen surely says Little

4626
02:51:38,900 --> 02:51:39,540
John.

4627
02:51:40,520 --> 02:51:41,200
Why would it be blue? What's

4628
02:51:41,200 --> 02:51:43,050
the difference between the blue

4629
02:51:43,050 --> 02:51:44,120
and the green?

4630
02:51:44,660 --> 02:51:45,890
Obviously the colour. But what's

4631
02:51:45,890 --> 02:51:47,180
the difference there?

4632
02:51:47,560 --> 02:51:49,000
Why did they use blue screen in

4633
02:51:49,000 --> 02:51:49,940
some films?

4634
02:51:52,440 --> 02:51:55,100
And vice versa.

4635
02:51:58,140 --> 02:51:59,500
It's now 2am.

4636
02:52:04,880 --> 02:52:07,360
Bat off. Bat off.

4637
02:52:09,240 --> 02:52:11,100
Cards had the last word.

4638
02:52:13,580 --> 02:52:14,230
You'll never wear one of ours,

4639
02:52:14,230 --> 02:52:15,260
Benny.

4640
02:52:16,540 --> 02:52:18,310
News after Santa Skittles. Real

4641
02:52:18,310 --> 02:52:19,840
fruit for a real hit.

4642
02:52:21,580 --> 02:52:22,700
New in 96.

4643
02:52:23,780 --> 02:52:25,100
A new chicken burger.

4644
02:52:25,320 --> 02:52:27,150
Introducing the spacious three-door

4645
02:52:27,150 --> 02:52:28,180
family runabout.

4646
02:52:28,780 --> 02:52:29,920
Also, from McDonald's, this

4647
02:52:29,920 --> 02:52:32,380
double hamburger for only 89 pence.

4648
02:52:32,520 --> 02:52:33,750
And this double cheeseburger

4649
02:52:33,750 --> 02:52:34,920
for only 99 pence.

4650
02:52:35,220 --> 02:52:36,350
But what do the ordinary public

4651
02:52:36,350 --> 02:52:36,840
think?

4652
02:52:38,420 --> 02:52:39,620
Great sludge price.

4653
02:52:40,960 --> 02:52:42,420
So there you have it.

4654
02:52:43,080 --> 02:52:44,980
The new McDoubles from McDonald's.

4655
02:52:45,140 --> 02:52:46,230
Eight and a half grand less

4656
02:52:46,230 --> 02:52:47,550
expensive than a two-liter

4657
02:52:47,550 --> 02:52:49,220
hatchback with alloy wheels.

4658
02:52:49,420 --> 02:52:51,460
And a sight tastier too.

4659
02:52:51,460 --> 02:52:59,030
It's nice not knowing what the

4660
02:52:59,030 --> 02:53:06,610
fucking product is and trying

4661
02:53:06,610 --> 02:53:13,900
to guess what it's going to be

4662
02:53:13,900 --> 02:53:15,820
for.

4663
02:53:15,820 --> 02:53:27,680
Rubbish beer.

4664
02:53:27,680 --> 02:53:27,680
Rubbish beer.

4665
02:53:30,220 --> 02:53:32,830
Make a break for it with new

4666
02:53:32,830 --> 02:53:38,060
Milky Way crispy rolls.

4667
02:53:40,460 --> 02:53:41,810
It's like the fucking Prodigy

4668
02:53:41,810 --> 02:53:42,880
videos, isn't it?

4669
02:53:43,400 --> 02:53:45,480
But for Milky Way crispy rolls.

4670
02:53:49,920 --> 02:53:48,500
Creamy white middle inside a

4671
02:53:48,500 --> 02:53:51,090
crispy wafer covered in

4672
02:53:51,090 --> 02:53:54,760
excellent Milky Way chocolate.

4673
02:53:55,420 --> 02:53:57,340
You can even smack your crisp

4674
02:53:57,340 --> 02:53:57,900
up.

4675
02:53:59,360 --> 02:54:00,240
Says Antonio.

4676
02:54:00,240 --> 02:54:01,380
That's not my joke.

4677
02:54:01,520 --> 02:54:02,410
Share one with your little

4678
02:54:02,410 --> 02:54:02,860
sister.

4679
02:54:03,480 --> 02:54:03,720
No.

4680
02:54:04,280 --> 02:54:05,400
Make a break for it with new

4681
02:54:05,400 --> 02:54:07,140
Milky Way crispy rolls.

4682
02:54:09,720 --> 02:54:11,820
So much screaming going on.

4683
02:54:12,060 --> 02:54:12,900
Fucking hell.

4684
02:54:13,460 --> 02:54:14,580
Everyone's screaming.

4685
02:54:14,960 --> 02:54:16,180
Break for it with new Milky Way

4686
02:54:16,180 --> 02:54:17,140
crispy rolls.

4687
02:54:20,140 --> 02:54:22,540
We come in peace.

4688
02:54:22,780 --> 02:54:24,420
We come to drink your brains.

4689
02:54:24,720 --> 02:54:25,260
Brains.

4690
02:54:25,380 --> 02:54:26,020
S.A.

4691
02:54:26,220 --> 02:54:27,620
A frighteningly good pint.

4692
02:54:29,320 --> 02:54:29,880
Low C.

4693
02:54:30,040 --> 02:54:31,160
A full strength beer.

4694
02:54:31,300 --> 02:54:32,530
It can help slimming or weight

4695
02:54:32,530 --> 02:54:33,640
control only as part of a

4696
02:54:33,640 --> 02:54:34,620
controlled diet.

4697
02:54:37,920 --> 02:54:38,440
What?

4698
02:54:39,000 --> 02:54:39,460
No way.

4699
02:54:39,540 --> 02:54:40,520
Never heard of that beer.

4700
02:54:40,640 --> 02:54:41,990
Never heard of that beer in my

4701
02:54:41,990 --> 02:54:42,500
life.

4702
02:54:43,200 --> 02:54:43,520
What?

4703
02:54:44,140 --> 02:54:56,070
Was it meant to be creepy or

4704
02:54:56,070 --> 02:54:58,640
not?

4705
02:54:58,680 --> 02:54:59,340
I'm not sure.

4706
02:54:59,440 --> 02:55:00,220
But it was bizarre.

4707
02:55:00,360 --> 02:55:01,880
I suppose that whole ventriloquism

4708
02:55:01,880 --> 02:55:02,380
stuff.

4709
02:55:03,380 --> 02:55:04,540
It never.

4710
02:55:05,200 --> 02:55:07,560
It never sat right with me.

4711
02:55:08,180 --> 02:55:08,600
Anyway.

4712
02:55:12,600 --> 02:55:13,860
I think they were taking the

4713
02:55:13,860 --> 02:55:15,220
piss out of him because you can

4714
02:55:15,220 --> 02:55:16,440
see his mouth moving.

4715
02:55:16,520 --> 02:55:17,400
So they probably thought.

4716
02:55:19,140 --> 02:55:19,650
It's going to look good if we've

4717
02:55:19,650 --> 02:55:21,500
got a kid just kind of.

4718
02:55:21,500 --> 02:55:22,160
Please be careful.

4719
02:55:22,180 --> 02:55:23,360
Not reacting to it.

4720
02:55:24,180 --> 02:55:25,220
Thank you very much there.

4721
02:55:25,460 --> 02:55:26,560
Crash override.

4722
02:55:26,780 --> 02:55:28,180
Very very kind of your tip.

4723
02:55:28,180 --> 02:55:34,800
I don't even know what he's

4724
02:55:34,800 --> 02:55:38,900
meant to be saying.

4725
02:55:39,260 --> 02:55:40,100
And what even.

4726
02:55:40,220 --> 02:55:41,030
Is that like meant to be a

4727
02:55:41,030 --> 02:55:41,900
little dinosaur?

4728
02:55:41,900 --> 02:55:45,320
Just try and parse what he's.

4729
02:55:45,540 --> 02:55:46,480
What he's saying there.

4730
02:55:46,940 --> 02:55:47,480
My heart goes out to new

4731
02:55:47,480 --> 02:55:48,140
delicious.

4732
02:55:48,140 --> 02:55:49,090
Oh it says it down in the

4733
02:55:49,090 --> 02:55:49,560
bottom.

4734
02:55:49,660 --> 02:55:49,860
Sorry.

4735
02:55:50,200 --> 02:55:50,960
My heart goes out to new

4736
02:55:50,960 --> 02:55:51,560
delicious.

4737
02:55:51,560 --> 02:55:51,560
My heart goes out to new

4738
02:55:51,560 --> 02:55:51,560
delicious.

4739
02:55:51,560 --> 02:55:51,940
My heart goes out to new

4740
02:55:51,940 --> 02:55:52,200
delicious.

4741
02:55:52,200 --> 02:55:52,290
My heart goes out to new

4742
02:55:52,290 --> 02:55:52,400
delicious.

4743
02:55:52,400 --> 02:55:52,400
My heart goes out to new

4744
02:55:52,400 --> 02:55:52,400
delicious.

4745
02:55:52,400 --> 02:55:52,400
My heart goes out to new

4746
02:55:52,400 --> 02:55:52,400
delicious.

4747
02:55:52,400 --> 02:55:53,090
My heart goes out to new

4748
02:55:53,090 --> 02:55:53,420
delicious.

4749
02:55:53,420 --> 02:55:54,050
My heart goes out to new

4750
02:55:54,050 --> 02:55:54,420
delicious.

4751
02:55:54,420 --> 02:55:55,000
My heart goes out to new

4752
02:55:55,000 --> 02:55:55,420
delicious.

4753
02:55:55,420 --> 02:55:56,000
My heart goes out to new

4754
02:55:56,000 --> 02:55:56,420
delicious.

4755
02:55:56,420 --> 02:55:56,420
My heart goes out to new

4756
02:55:56,420 --> 02:55:56,420
delicious.

4757
02:55:56,420 --> 02:55:57,000
My heart goes out to new

4758
02:55:57,000 --> 02:55:57,420
delicious.

4759
02:55:57,420 --> 02:55:58,000
My heart goes out to new

4760
02:55:58,000 --> 02:55:58,420
delicious.

4761
02:55:58,420 --> 02:55:59,610
My heart goes out to new

4762
02:55:59,610 --> 02:56:00,420
delicious.

4763
02:56:00,420 --> 02:56:01,610
My heart goes out to new

4764
02:56:01,610 --> 02:56:02,420
delicious.

4765
02:56:02,420 --> 02:56:03,610
My heart goes out to new

4766
02:56:03,610 --> 02:56:04,420
delicious.

4767
02:56:04,420 --> 02:56:05,000
My heart goes out to new

4768
02:56:05,000 --> 02:56:05,420
delicious.

4769
02:56:05,420 --> 02:56:06,420
Carling.

4770
02:56:06,420 --> 02:56:08,170
Rubbish beers that we've had

4771
02:56:08,170 --> 02:56:08,800
there.

4772
02:56:08,800 --> 02:56:10,520
Low C. Never heard of it.

4773
02:56:10,520 --> 02:56:12,260
Foster's. Never heard of it.

4774
02:56:12,260 --> 02:56:13,260
Brains.

4775
02:56:13,260 --> 02:56:16,140
I mean sorry. I've heard of

4776
02:56:16,140 --> 02:56:17,100
Foster's. It was rubbish.

4777
02:56:17,100 --> 02:56:19,060
Brains. Don't really hear much

4778
02:56:19,060 --> 02:56:20,940
about that. Ever.

4779
02:56:20,940 --> 02:56:23,940
And Carling. It's just known

4780
02:56:23,940 --> 02:56:26,220
for being a rubbish beer.

4781
02:56:26,220 --> 02:56:28,130
But they had money. They had

4782
02:56:28,130 --> 02:56:29,740
money to pay for this.

4783
02:56:29,740 --> 02:56:34,510
Carling Premier. In a world

4784
02:56:34,510 --> 02:56:39,840
that's losing its head. A lager

4785
02:56:39,840 --> 02:56:42,620
that doesn't.

4786
02:56:42,620 --> 02:56:46,060
Whose idea was this anyway?

4787
02:56:46,060 --> 02:56:51,280
This is the Oxl gravy family.

4788
02:56:51,280 --> 02:56:56,780
They were a fun, a fun family.

4789
02:56:56,780 --> 02:56:58,790
And their adverts for the gravy

4790
02:56:58,790 --> 02:56:59,720
granules.

4791
02:56:59,720 --> 02:57:03,590
Were adverts. It was supposed

4792
02:57:03,590 --> 02:57:05,400
to be a guys and chicks party.

4793
02:57:05,400 --> 02:57:06,310
I thought you said it was cocks

4794
02:57:06,310 --> 02:57:07,920
and hens. I know what you are.

4795
02:57:07,920 --> 02:57:08,720
Thank you.

4796
02:57:08,720 --> 02:57:11,740
Mmm. Oh that's nice. Disgusting.

4797
02:57:11,740 --> 02:57:14,250
Nice. It's more um. Ta-da! We're

4798
02:57:14,250 --> 02:57:16,820
not all going as chickens are

4799
02:57:16,820 --> 02:57:18,770
we? Not from the odd turkey.

4800
02:57:18,770 --> 02:57:20,680
Where's the girlfriend? Oh she

4801
02:57:20,680 --> 02:57:22,850
chickened out. Mmm that's nice.

4802
02:57:22,850 --> 02:57:24,530
It's more um. That's what I

4803
02:57:24,530 --> 02:57:26,700
said. That's changed hasn't it?

4804
02:57:26,700 --> 02:57:28,870
So? More. That's more um. It is

4805
02:57:28,870 --> 02:57:29,700
isn't it?

4806
02:57:29,700 --> 02:57:32,340
More um. More. Thank you very

4807
02:57:32,340 --> 02:57:34,600
much sir. Larry Schlug and

4808
02:57:34,600 --> 02:57:37,340
another fucking scream. No that

4809
02:57:37,340 --> 02:57:38,700
that button.

4810
02:57:38,700 --> 02:57:40,580
Sick of these screams here in

4811
02:57:40,580 --> 02:57:42,660
this ad. I don't know why they

4812
02:57:42,660 --> 02:57:44,420
put so many of them in in the

4813
02:57:44,420 --> 02:57:46,700
90s. They love them. Adam

4814
02:57:46,700 --> 02:57:48,660
McCarthy thank you very much

4815
02:57:48,660 --> 02:57:51,290
there for the chimp. I hope you're

4816
02:57:51,290 --> 02:57:52,700
getting on well lads.

4817
02:57:52,700 --> 02:57:55,640
But this family dynamic

4818
02:57:55,640 --> 02:57:56,560
That's more rum

4819
02:57:56,560 --> 02:57:57,640
It is isn't it

4820
02:57:57,640 --> 02:57:58,970
Being hustled and harried in

4821
02:57:58,970 --> 02:57:59,440
the kitchen

4822
02:57:59,440 --> 02:58:00,200
It's not nice

4823
02:58:00,200 --> 02:58:00,920
More rum

4824
02:58:00,920 --> 02:58:02,180
And more

4825
02:58:02,180 --> 02:58:03,480
Not more

4826
02:58:03,480 --> 02:58:09,400
Chickeny

4827
02:58:09,400 --> 02:58:09,860
What was it

4828
02:58:09,860 --> 02:58:11,020
Was it even for Oxo

4829
02:58:11,020 --> 02:58:11,820
Or was it for Bisto

4830
02:58:11,820 --> 02:58:12,420
I don't know

4831
02:58:12,420 --> 02:58:13,990
It just said chickeny at the

4832
02:58:13,990 --> 02:58:14,240
end

4833
02:58:14,240 --> 02:58:18,250
In a world that's losing its

4834
02:58:18,250 --> 02:58:18,980
head

4835
02:58:18,980 --> 02:58:20,640
A lager that doesn't

4836
02:58:20,640 --> 02:58:24,420
Whose idea was this anyway

4837
02:58:24,420 --> 02:58:26,400
It is Oxo

4838
02:58:26,400 --> 02:58:26,620
Yeah

4839
02:58:26,620 --> 02:58:29,060
They didn't think to put the

4840
02:58:29,060 --> 02:58:31,640
fucking brand name at the end

4841
02:58:31,640 --> 02:58:38,970
The woman in the swimming

4842
02:58:38,970 --> 02:58:41,440
costume

4843
02:58:41,440 --> 02:58:42,060
It was

4844
02:58:42,060 --> 02:58:45,360
A very sensual

4845
02:58:45,360 --> 02:58:47,080
Leave a free Gillette sensor

4846
02:58:47,080 --> 02:58:47,680
for women

4847
02:58:47,680 --> 02:58:50,300
A Gillette sensor giveaway

4848
02:58:50,300 --> 02:58:51,900
As well

4849
02:58:51,900 --> 02:58:53,060
How about you?

4850
02:58:53,060 --> 02:58:53,920
Thank you very much

4851
02:58:53,920 --> 02:58:54,760
Matty C

4852
02:58:54,760 --> 02:58:55,960
For the tip

4853
02:58:55,960 --> 02:58:57,120
Very creamy scream

4854
02:58:57,120 --> 02:58:58,180
And not Vivian

4855
02:58:58,180 --> 02:58:58,880
Thank you very much

4856
02:58:58,880 --> 02:59:00,920
Use chicken stock for your cornflakes

4857
02:59:00,920 --> 02:59:03,240
Drenched in ice cold chicken

4858
02:59:03,240 --> 02:59:03,780
stock

4859
02:59:03,780 --> 02:59:06,280
But they always had the woman

4860
02:59:06,280 --> 02:59:07,480
in the red costume

4861
02:59:07,480 --> 02:59:08,740
On the box as well

4862
02:59:08,740 --> 02:59:10,720
When I used to work in Landis

4863
02:59:10,720 --> 02:59:12,620
There was a fella there

4864
02:59:12,620 --> 02:59:13,640
Who was

4865
02:59:13,640 --> 02:59:15,180
Working there

4866
02:59:15,180 --> 02:59:16,160
And he must have been about

4867
02:59:16,160 --> 02:59:17,420
I don't know maybe

4868
02:59:17,420 --> 02:59:19,000
Late 40s

4869
02:59:19,000 --> 02:59:19,820
Early 50s

4870
02:59:19,820 --> 02:59:21,140
But he'd go by

4871
02:59:21,140 --> 02:59:21,440
He had

4872
02:59:21,440 --> 02:59:22,120
He was a bit

4873
02:59:22,120 --> 02:59:24,020
Had the same kind of gitter as

4874
02:59:24,020 --> 02:59:24,420
my uncle

4875
02:59:24,420 --> 02:59:26,890
When he'd bring stock into the

4876
02:59:26,890 --> 02:59:27,700
fucking shop

4877
02:59:27,700 --> 02:59:29,360
And then leave it there

4878
02:59:29,360 --> 02:59:30,080
Then he'd have to

4879
02:59:30,080 --> 02:59:31,700
You know put it upstairs

4880
02:59:31,700 --> 02:59:33,140
Or take some of the boxes out

4881
02:59:33,140 --> 02:59:33,780
to put it on the shelf

4882
02:59:33,780 --> 02:59:36,530
He'd walk by the special case

4883
02:59:36,530 --> 02:59:37,000
stuff

4884
02:59:37,000 --> 02:59:38,760
And just give us a nudge

4885
02:59:38,760 --> 02:59:40,340
And just go

4886
02:59:40,340 --> 02:59:41,180
Hey

4887
02:59:41,180 --> 02:59:45,400
Pointing at the box

4888
02:59:45,400 --> 02:59:46,120
And then just

4889
02:59:46,120 --> 02:59:47,080
Not say anything

4890
02:59:47,080 --> 02:59:48,080
But just go

4891
02:59:48,080 --> 02:59:51,020
And then

4892
02:59:51,020 --> 02:59:51,780
And then walk

4893
02:59:51,780 --> 02:59:53,420
Walk away like that

4894
02:59:53,420 --> 02:59:56,040
Designed to guide

4895
02:59:56,040 --> 02:59:57,740
Smoothly and safely

4896
02:59:57,740 --> 02:59:59,120
Over the contours of your body

4897
02:59:59,120 --> 03:00:01,820
The Gillette sensor for women

4898
03:00:01,820 --> 03:00:02,300
razor

4899
03:00:02,300 --> 03:00:03,480
Free

4900
03:00:03,480 --> 03:00:04,940
Great giveaway

4901
03:00:04,940 --> 03:00:06,840
You've got the Gillette sensor

4902
03:00:06,840 --> 03:00:08,640
And special K

4903
03:00:08,640 --> 03:00:11,180
From Kellogg's special K

4904
03:00:11,180 --> 03:00:12,280
You get a free one

4905
03:00:12,280 --> 03:00:13,400
In the fucking box

4906
03:00:13,400 --> 03:00:13,920
It's like

4907
03:00:13,920 --> 03:00:16,380
Usually you get something

4908
03:00:16,380 --> 03:00:17,500
You could put on your bike

4909
03:00:17,500 --> 03:00:19,600
Or you get some trading cards

4910
03:00:19,600 --> 03:00:21,400
Or some piece of tat

4911
03:00:21,400 --> 03:00:22,980
But because special K

4912
03:00:22,980 --> 03:00:25,560
Wasn't for kids really

4913
03:00:25,560 --> 03:00:26,180
It was for

4914
03:00:26,180 --> 03:00:27,720
Ladies

4915
03:00:27,720 --> 03:00:29,640
They give away

4916
03:00:29,640 --> 03:00:30,940
A Gillette sensor as well

4917
03:00:30,940 --> 03:00:31,880
Thank you very much there

4918
03:00:31,880 --> 03:00:32,340
Proctor

4919
03:00:32,340 --> 03:00:32,780
Doctor

4920
03:00:32,780 --> 03:00:33,240
And again

4921
03:00:33,240 --> 03:00:33,980
Not Vivian

4922
03:00:33,980 --> 03:00:35,120
For the tip

4923
03:00:35,120 --> 03:00:36,140
And Matty C

4924
03:00:36,140 --> 03:00:43,540
Around three

4925
03:00:43,540 --> 03:00:44,200
Stroop pasta

4926
03:00:44,200 --> 03:00:45,660
Condition red

4927
03:00:45,660 --> 03:00:46,800
It's in the mouth sir

4928
03:00:46,800 --> 03:00:49,000
Come on ladies

4929
03:00:49,000 --> 03:00:50,620
Put your fats in the red

4930
03:00:50,620 --> 03:00:51,980
Full ahead chomp

4931
03:00:51,980 --> 03:00:55,520
Wait for it

4932
03:00:55,520 --> 03:00:57,280
Mental fucking

4933
03:00:57,280 --> 03:00:59,280
Imagination

4934
03:00:59,280 --> 03:01:00,220
On the people

4935
03:01:00,220 --> 03:01:01,020
That were making this

4936
03:01:01,020 --> 03:01:02,280
Inside the

4937
03:01:02,280 --> 03:01:03,480
Kid's brain

4938
03:01:03,480 --> 03:01:05,840
It was like

4939
03:01:05,840 --> 03:01:06,800
Slaves

4940
03:01:06,800 --> 03:01:08,940
Rolling through

4941
03:01:08,940 --> 03:01:09,800
Big

4942
03:01:09,800 --> 03:01:12,020
Green pools

4943
03:01:12,020 --> 03:01:12,740
Of fruit

4944
03:01:12,740 --> 03:01:13,440
Pastel

4945
03:01:13,440 --> 03:01:13,740
Water

4946
03:01:13,740 --> 03:01:14,340
Condition red

4947
03:01:14,340 --> 03:01:15,500
It's in the mouth sir

4948
03:01:15,500 --> 03:01:17,740
Come on ladies

4949
03:01:17,740 --> 03:01:19,380
Put your fats in the red

4950
03:01:19,380 --> 03:01:20,220
Holy

4951
03:01:20,220 --> 03:01:20,980
That's

4952
03:01:20,980 --> 03:01:21,360
That's

4953
03:01:21,360 --> 03:01:24,140
Imagine being on the set

4954
03:01:24,140 --> 03:01:25,780
Making

4955
03:01:25,780 --> 03:01:26,660
Shooting that

4956
03:01:26,660 --> 03:01:33,600
They really

4957
03:01:33,600 --> 03:01:34,960
They really went hard

4958
03:01:34,960 --> 03:01:35,600
As they say

4959
03:01:35,600 --> 03:01:37,120
On this bit here

4960
03:01:37,120 --> 03:01:44,340
Some budget

4961
03:01:44,340 --> 03:01:45,120
Says Jake

4962
03:01:45,120 --> 03:01:45,920
Indeed

4963
03:01:45,920 --> 03:01:51,880
Do you get

4964
03:01:51,880 --> 03:01:53,480
I mean is there anything

4965
03:01:53,480 --> 03:01:55,680
Is anyone doing it like this

4966
03:01:55,680 --> 03:01:56,060
anymore

4967
03:01:56,060 --> 03:01:56,600
Do you know

4968
03:01:56,600 --> 03:01:58,460
Is anyone doing it like this

4969
03:01:58,460 --> 03:02:02,720
Replicating the inside

4970
03:02:02,720 --> 03:02:03,000
And the out

4971
03:02:03,000 --> 03:02:04,460
The problem I have with it

4972
03:02:04,460 --> 03:02:05,800
Is that that's the thing

4973
03:02:05,800 --> 03:02:07,020
That hangs down the back of

4974
03:02:07,020 --> 03:02:07,340
your mouth

4975
03:02:07,340 --> 03:02:08,380
Like the little tonsil

4976
03:02:08,380 --> 03:02:09,020
Yolk

4977
03:02:09,020 --> 03:02:11,240
But it's too metallic

4978
03:02:11,240 --> 03:02:13,340
To be a fucking mouth

4979
03:02:13,340 --> 03:02:13,820
You know

4980
03:02:13,820 --> 03:02:14,960
I suppose

4981
03:02:14,960 --> 03:02:19,070
It's not meant to be an

4982
03:02:19,070 --> 03:02:20,180
accurate representation

4983
03:02:20,180 --> 03:02:21,910
Of what's going on inside the

4984
03:02:21,910 --> 03:02:22,320
mouth

4985
03:02:22,320 --> 03:02:23,000
I suppose

4986
03:02:23,000 --> 03:02:24,800
Put your fats in the red

4987
03:02:24,800 --> 03:02:26,160
Full ahead chomp

4988
03:02:26,160 --> 03:02:28,520
Full ahead chomp

4989
03:02:28,520 --> 03:02:29,740
Wait for it

4990
03:02:29,740 --> 03:02:31,680
Okay

4991
03:02:31,680 --> 03:02:33,540
Swallow

4992
03:02:33,540 --> 03:02:39,280
There's more to eating one

4993
03:02:39,280 --> 03:02:39,940
Than you think

4994
03:02:39,940 --> 03:02:42,680
It's not easy

4995
03:02:42,680 --> 03:02:44,340
Finding a star cheese

4996
03:02:44,340 --> 03:02:46,340
And a sexy cow

4997
03:02:46,340 --> 03:02:48,240
Ladies and gentlemen

4998
03:02:48,240 --> 03:02:53,120
Going into a TV studio

4999
03:02:53,120 --> 03:03:01,240
In finding a star cheese

5000
03:03:01,240 --> 03:03:02,820
It can't be

5001
03:03:02,820 --> 03:03:03,980
Too ordinary

5002
03:03:03,980 --> 03:03:06,000
Too funky

5003
03:03:06,000 --> 03:03:07,760
Too heavy

5004
03:03:07,760 --> 03:03:10,500
To be the all round star cheese

5005
03:03:10,500 --> 03:03:12,640
You need a great personality

5006
03:03:12,640 --> 03:03:13,840
Introducing

5007
03:03:13,840 --> 03:03:15,000
The one and only

5008
03:03:15,000 --> 03:03:16,480
The Laughing Cow

5009
03:03:16,480 --> 03:03:17,500
Cheese Spray

5010
03:03:17,500 --> 03:03:20,080
Shredding's

5011
03:03:20,080 --> 03:03:20,340
It was alright

5012
03:03:20,340 --> 03:03:21,260
I used to like it

5013
03:03:21,260 --> 03:03:21,960
Free ball

5014
03:03:21,960 --> 03:03:22,760
I used to like it

5015
03:03:22,760 --> 03:03:23,630
I don't know if it was good for

5016
03:03:23,630 --> 03:03:23,740
me

5017
03:03:23,740 --> 03:03:24,440
But I liked it

5018
03:03:24,440 --> 03:03:26,000
Is packed with layer upon

5019
03:03:26,000 --> 03:03:26,860
Is he a priest

5020
03:03:26,860 --> 03:03:27,800
Layer of hole

5021
03:03:27,800 --> 03:03:29,300
Shredding's

5022
03:03:29,300 --> 03:03:30,700
I suppose

5023
03:03:30,700 --> 03:03:32,520
Priests can have sons

5024
03:03:32,520 --> 03:03:32,980
Can they

5025
03:03:32,980 --> 03:03:33,460
It is

5026
03:03:33,460 --> 03:03:34,480
Every ball

5027
03:03:34,480 --> 03:03:36,080
Is packed with layer upon

5028
03:03:36,080 --> 03:03:36,900
Layer

5029
03:03:36,900 --> 03:03:38,220
Is that just some sort of

5030
03:03:38,220 --> 03:03:40,100
Weird dressing gown situation

5031
03:03:40,100 --> 03:03:40,440
there

5032
03:03:40,440 --> 03:03:43,040
The vicar

5033
03:03:43,040 --> 03:03:46,040
And the vicar

5034
03:03:46,040 --> 03:03:47,420
Obviously

5035
03:03:47,420 --> 03:03:47,500
Obviously

5036
03:03:47,500 --> 03:03:51,000
It's a protestant situation

5037
03:03:51,000 --> 03:03:51,460
So

5038
03:03:51,460 --> 03:03:54,520
Do you get vicars

5039
03:03:54,520 --> 03:03:56,440
In protestant church

5040
03:03:56,440 --> 03:03:57,000
Of

5041
03:03:57,000 --> 03:03:58,500
Of Ireland

5042
03:03:58,500 --> 03:03:59,300
And is that

5043
03:03:59,300 --> 03:04:00,960
Is that a vicar situation as

5044
03:04:00,960 --> 03:04:01,300
well

5045
03:04:01,300 --> 03:04:04,240
And can they have

5046
03:04:04,240 --> 03:04:05,000
Families

5047
03:04:05,000 --> 03:04:06,700
Is that the crack

5048
03:04:06,700 --> 03:04:08,800
I do forget about these things

5049
03:04:08,800 --> 03:04:10,000
Even though I do know them

5050
03:04:10,000 --> 03:04:11,020
I just forget about them

5051
03:04:11,020 --> 03:04:13,800
But I just associate the vicar

5052
03:04:13,800 --> 03:04:14,480
of Dibley

5053
03:04:14,480 --> 03:04:15,620
Like vicars being

5054
03:04:15,620 --> 03:04:17,200
A sort of English thing

5055
03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:22,760
Of whole wheat

5056
03:04:22,760 --> 03:04:23,680
To keep hunger

5057
03:04:23,680 --> 03:04:24,660
Locked up

5058
03:04:24,660 --> 03:04:25,420
Shredding's

5059
03:04:25,420 --> 03:04:26,060
Keep hunger

5060
03:04:26,060 --> 03:04:27,320
Locked up till lunch

5061
03:04:27,320 --> 03:04:34,260
If you like a lot of chocolate

5062
03:04:34,260 --> 03:04:35,500
Then on your biscuit

5063
03:04:35,500 --> 03:04:36,940
Join our club

5064
03:04:36,940 --> 03:04:39,960
Now this is a really mature

5065
03:04:39,960 --> 03:04:41,800
cheddar cheese

5066
03:04:41,800 --> 03:04:42,640
And it's called

5067
03:04:42,640 --> 03:04:46,560
Cathedral City

5068
03:04:46,560 --> 03:04:48,920
Really mature

5069
03:04:48,920 --> 03:04:50,520
And full of flavour

5070
03:04:50,520 --> 03:04:52,180
For the real

5071
03:04:52,180 --> 03:04:53,440
Very healthy looking

5072
03:04:53,440 --> 03:04:54,440
Old fella there

5073
03:04:54,440 --> 03:04:56,060
Really mature

5074
03:04:56,060 --> 03:04:57,200
Great colour in his cheeks

5075
03:04:57,200 --> 03:04:59,040
And full of flavour

5076
03:04:59,040 --> 03:05:01,370
For the real flavour of the

5077
03:05:01,370 --> 03:05:01,760
country

5078
03:05:01,760 --> 03:05:04,000
Cathedral City

5079
03:05:04,000 --> 03:05:05,800
For those who know their

5080
03:05:05,800 --> 03:05:06,440
cheddar

5081
03:05:06,440 --> 03:05:09,160
You know your cheddar

5082
03:05:09,160 --> 03:05:11,100
It's all about Cathedral City

5083
03:05:11,100 --> 03:05:11,700
apparently

5084
03:05:11,700 --> 03:05:15,990
When your pack of hungry little

5085
03:05:15,990 --> 03:05:17,020
wolves

5086
03:05:17,020 --> 03:05:18,380
Come home from school

5087
03:05:18,380 --> 03:05:20,620
Give them delicious nuttakes

5088
03:05:20,620 --> 03:05:21,940
Chocolate spread

5089
03:05:21,940 --> 03:05:23,200
Ladies and gentlemen

5090
03:05:23,200 --> 03:05:24,340
Chocolate spread

5091
03:05:24,340 --> 03:05:28,120
Healthy shit

5092
03:05:28,120 --> 03:05:30,120
On chunky bread

5093
03:05:30,120 --> 03:05:33,480
And watch them turn into little

5094
03:05:33,480 --> 03:05:34,900
As if that's enough

5095
03:05:34,900 --> 03:05:35,760
Do you know

5096
03:05:35,760 --> 03:05:38,540
You want another one

5097
03:05:38,540 --> 03:05:39,320
And another one another

5098
03:05:39,320 --> 03:05:40,960
It's always these adverts said

5099
03:05:40,960 --> 03:05:42,400
It's just like one of these

5100
03:05:42,400 --> 03:05:43,020
will do you

5101
03:05:43,020 --> 03:05:44,540
It's not that

5102
03:05:44,540 --> 03:05:45,540
It's not that easy

5103
03:05:45,540 --> 03:05:46,860
That's not how this works

5104
03:05:46,860 --> 03:05:48,560
You've literally given us

5105
03:05:48,560 --> 03:05:49,600
A pot

5106
03:05:49,600 --> 03:05:51,340
Of chocolate spread

5107
03:05:51,340 --> 03:05:52,520
That's like fucking

5108
03:05:52,520 --> 03:05:54,520
Pure

5109
03:05:54,520 --> 03:05:55,600
Nectar

5110
03:05:55,600 --> 03:05:57,780
Nutella

5111
03:05:57,780 --> 03:05:58,990
Made with great tasting

5112
03:05:58,990 --> 03:05:59,700
ingredients

5113
03:05:59,700 --> 03:06:01,820
To help satisfy a healthy

5114
03:06:01,820 --> 03:06:02,440
appetite

5115
03:06:02,440 --> 03:06:03,980
Thanks mum

5116
03:06:03,980 --> 03:06:05,100
Nutella

5117
03:06:05,100 --> 03:06:06,720
Helps satisfy a healthy

5118
03:06:06,720 --> 03:06:07,400
appetite

5119
03:06:07,400 --> 03:06:13,480
Thank you very much

5120
03:06:13,480 --> 03:06:14,580
Langefny

5121
03:06:14,580 --> 03:06:15,600
North Wales

5122
03:06:15,600 --> 03:06:18,300
Shout out to the Langefny crew

5123
03:06:18,300 --> 03:06:22,780
Shout out Langefny and crew

5124
03:06:22,780 --> 03:06:23,540
Thank you very much

5125
03:06:23,540 --> 03:06:25,640
North Wales

5126
03:06:25,640 --> 03:06:27,390
Would that be near Anglesey is

5127
03:06:27,390 --> 03:06:27,760
it?

5128
03:06:28,320 --> 03:06:29,060
Would that be near

5129
03:06:29,060 --> 03:06:31,220
Hollyhead?

5130
03:06:35,440 --> 03:06:37,280
Or would it be near Banger?

5131
03:06:37,280 --> 03:06:46,980
You do something to me

5132
03:06:46,980 --> 03:06:54,390
Something that simply mystifies

5133
03:06:54,390 --> 03:06:54,940
me

5134
03:06:54,940 --> 03:06:58,060
Tell me

5135
03:06:58,060 --> 03:06:59,220
It was good stuff

5136
03:06:59,220 --> 03:07:00,940
Galaxy was good stuff

5137
03:07:00,940 --> 03:07:06,520
Why should it be? You have the

5138
03:07:06,520 --> 03:07:12,140
power to hypnotize me.

5139
03:07:16,140 --> 03:07:16,940
Now, granted it is small, but

5140
03:07:16,940 --> 03:07:20,920
it has huge power. You will be

5141
03:07:20,920 --> 03:07:21,740
amazed.

5142
03:07:21,740 --> 03:07:23,500
I know exactly where you're

5143
03:07:23,500 --> 03:07:24,540
coming from.

5144
03:07:29,820 --> 03:07:33,800
Listen and learn. Lovely.

5145
03:07:33,800 --> 03:07:38,220
Careful.

5146
03:07:42,220 --> 03:07:44,400
Mini Cheddars. Or are they? You

5147
03:07:44,400 --> 03:07:47,580
should surf the internet. I've

5148
03:07:47,580 --> 03:07:49,330
discovered that the Americans

5149
03:07:49,330 --> 03:07:50,140
spread cool,

5150
03:07:50,140 --> 03:07:51,860
creamy Philadelphia all over a

5151
03:07:51,860 --> 03:07:53,500
bagel, whatever that is. I

5152
03:07:53,500 --> 03:07:54,700
think this is one.

5153
03:07:58,700 --> 03:08:01,450
Robert. Yes, madam? I'm feeling

5154
03:08:01,450 --> 03:08:04,700
a little, um... Peckish, madam?

5155
03:08:04,700 --> 03:08:07,100
Yes. I feel like something, uh...

5156
03:08:07,100 --> 03:08:11,100
Delicious, madam. Yes.

5157
03:08:11,100 --> 03:08:16,100
Mechanical wonder. Contraption

5158
03:08:16,100 --> 03:08:20,520
box extraordinaire. How did it

5159
03:08:20,520 --> 03:08:23,500
operate? What was the...

5160
03:08:23,500 --> 03:08:25,860
The mechanism behind that

5161
03:08:25,860 --> 03:08:28,020
fucking moving plate of

5162
03:08:28,020 --> 03:08:30,640
chocolate balls? I mean, the

5163
03:08:30,640 --> 03:08:32,920
button probably did release the

5164
03:08:32,920 --> 03:08:35,900
side hatch. I understand.

5165
03:08:35,900 --> 03:08:37,280
But what is making the plate

5166
03:08:37,280 --> 03:08:38,720
move forward there, unless

5167
03:08:38,720 --> 03:08:40,460
there's something underneath.

5168
03:08:40,460 --> 03:08:42,300
We can't really fucking...

5169
03:08:42,300 --> 03:08:44,300
Guess it.

5170
03:08:44,300 --> 03:08:45,590
You can... You can see it goes

5171
03:08:45,590 --> 03:08:46,300
over the...

5172
03:08:46,300 --> 03:08:48,300
The lip there.

5173
03:08:48,300 --> 03:08:50,440
The lip there. I'm feeling a

5174
03:08:50,440 --> 03:08:52,700
little bit of a bit of a tilt.

5175
03:08:56,700 --> 03:09:18,050
What was the joke there that

5176
03:09:18,050 --> 03:09:25,140
she just, oh yeah, you think of

5177
03:09:25,140 --> 03:09:25,640
everything.

5178
03:09:25,640 --> 03:09:27,600
And so he thinks of everything,

5179
03:09:27,600 --> 03:09:29,480
but she can't even remember his

5180
03:09:29,480 --> 03:09:30,580
fucking name.

5181
03:09:30,640 --> 03:09:31,320
Is that the joke?

5182
03:09:31,700 --> 03:09:32,480
Think of everything.

5183
03:09:33,120 --> 03:09:34,320
Robert, madam.

5184
03:09:36,220 --> 03:09:36,430
But what was, I mean, it just

5185
03:09:36,430 --> 03:09:38,380
seems as though Robert is a

5186
03:09:38,380 --> 03:09:40,420
reference to something we're

5187
03:09:40,420 --> 03:09:41,640
not getting.

5188
03:09:43,820 --> 03:09:44,940
What the word, Geoffrey?

5189
03:09:45,180 --> 03:09:46,160
This is an honor, madam.

5190
03:09:46,560 --> 03:09:47,440
It's madam Geoffrey.

5191
03:09:47,680 --> 03:09:49,210
Maybe they're saying that, yeah,

5192
03:09:49,210 --> 03:09:50,740
Ferreros, they're classy for

5193
03:09:50,740 --> 03:09:52,020
people who are up their own

5194
03:09:52,020 --> 03:09:52,540
home.

5195
03:09:52,540 --> 03:09:53,460
You think of everything.

5196
03:09:54,300 --> 03:09:55,280
Robert, madam.

5197
03:09:55,280 --> 03:09:56,880
But at the end of the day,

5198
03:09:56,880 --> 03:09:58,800
there's a common sensibility

5199
03:09:58,800 --> 03:10:00,510
about them as exemplified

5200
03:10:00,510 --> 03:10:02,540
through the medium of Robert,

5201
03:10:03,740 --> 03:10:06,320
who is the earnest and sincere,

5202
03:10:06,320 --> 03:10:09,960
hardworking driver of Posh O in

5203
03:10:09,960 --> 03:10:11,400
the back.

5204
03:10:11,560 --> 03:10:12,840
Love Ferrero Rocher.

5205
03:10:14,000 --> 03:10:15,200
Ferrero Rocher.

5206
03:10:16,300 --> 03:10:17,540
Unforgettably delicious.

5207
03:10:18,340 --> 03:10:19,520
You think of everything.

5208
03:10:19,520 --> 03:10:19,660
You think of everything.

5209
03:10:19,660 --> 03:10:21,600
Robert, madam.

5210
03:10:24,600 --> 03:10:25,720
Madhu Jaffrey.

5211
03:10:26,060 --> 03:10:26,980
This is an honor, madam.

5212
03:10:27,380 --> 03:10:28,380
Madhu Jaffrey.

5213
03:10:30,860 --> 03:10:32,060
It's Madhu Jaffrey.

5214
03:10:32,400 --> 03:10:33,820
Toast is so particular.

5215
03:10:34,140 --> 03:10:35,760
The rice is Tilda Basmati.

5216
03:10:36,060 --> 03:10:36,860
As always.

5217
03:10:37,280 --> 03:10:37,600
Then we'll have...

5218
03:10:37,600 --> 03:10:39,600
Golden Sultanas, golden coconut,

5219
03:10:39,600 --> 03:10:40,960
tikka masala makhani, and a hot

5220
03:10:40,960 --> 03:10:42,180
jalfresi with peppers.

5221
03:10:42,680 --> 03:10:43,940
It's going to take me ages.

5222
03:10:44,520 --> 03:10:45,140
I've got an idea.

5223
03:10:45,320 --> 03:10:46,680
From Tilda and Madhu Jaffrey.

5224
03:10:46,920 --> 03:10:48,130
A range of sources so you can

5225
03:10:48,130 --> 03:10:49,780
prepare superb Indian meals in

5226
03:10:49,780 --> 03:10:50,480
minutes.

5227
03:10:50,780 --> 03:10:51,220
Excellent.

5228
03:10:51,780 --> 03:10:52,980
Got a new chef.

5229
03:10:53,120 --> 03:10:53,960
Oh, very, very funny.

5230
03:10:54,280 --> 03:10:55,700
Tilda and Madhu Jaffrey.

5231
03:11:02,660 --> 03:11:03,220
Belly.

5232
03:11:03,780 --> 03:11:04,500
Great belly.

5233
03:11:05,780 --> 03:11:06,500
Big boy.

5234
03:11:06,740 --> 03:11:08,260
It's not even a prosthetic.

5235
03:11:08,380 --> 03:11:09,320
It's a real job.

5236
03:11:10,620 --> 03:11:11,620
It's a real job.

5237
03:11:13,040 --> 03:11:13,740
And who...

5238
03:11:13,740 --> 03:11:15,450
As if you'd had a fucking cuckoo

5239
03:11:15,450 --> 03:11:17,190
clock next to your thing, but I

5240
03:11:17,190 --> 03:11:18,380
suppose...

5241
03:11:18,380 --> 03:11:29,680
Good morning.

5242
03:11:29,680 --> 03:11:32,920
The Germans and the Brits.

5243
03:11:32,920 --> 03:11:35,380
And that's the chestnut trope

5244
03:11:35,380 --> 03:11:37,750
of Germans with their towels

5245
03:11:37,750 --> 03:11:40,120
and then a British towel.

5246
03:11:41,160 --> 03:11:43,600
And it's caravan is good.

5247
03:11:43,600 --> 03:11:44,480
I'm sure you're pregnant.

5248
03:11:44,480 --> 03:11:45,240
We're being pregnant.

5249
03:11:45,320 --> 03:11:46,600
England's beer number 1.

5250
03:11:46,740 --> 03:11:47,140
Cheers.

5251
03:11:48,060 --> 03:11:48,480
Carling.

5252
03:11:49,280 --> 03:11:50,220
Mr. Lesbar.

5253
03:11:50,220 --> 03:11:51,220
Cheers.

5254
03:11:51,220 --> 03:12:21,200
Thank you.

5255
03:12:21,200 --> 03:12:51,180
Thank you.

5256
03:12:51,180 --> 03:12:56,820
Crazy little guys tonight.

5257
03:12:57,480 --> 03:12:59,760
It's the ragu boys.

5258
03:13:00,460 --> 03:13:02,500
Thank you very much, Garçon Poisson.

5259
03:13:03,280 --> 03:13:04,820
And it's made in Holland.

5260
03:13:07,700 --> 03:13:09,610
The secret why ragu pasta sauce

5261
03:13:09,610 --> 03:13:11,640
with red wine is so delicious.

5262
03:13:12,440 --> 03:13:13,800
Down the pants.

5263
03:13:17,800 --> 03:13:22,280
Can't say.

5264
03:13:26,280 --> 03:13:28,450
Inspired by Mama's secret

5265
03:13:28,450 --> 03:13:30,680
recipe made in Holland.

5266
03:13:33,180 --> 03:13:34,330
This could be a hard hitting

5267
03:13:34,330 --> 03:13:35,300
one.

5268
03:13:35,560 --> 03:13:36,280
Evening barman.

5269
03:13:36,540 --> 03:13:37,660
I'd like a pills please.

5270
03:13:38,100 --> 03:13:38,340
No.

5271
03:13:38,800 --> 03:13:39,430
It's going to be a fucking

5272
03:13:39,430 --> 03:13:40,180
rubbish one.

5273
03:13:40,340 --> 03:13:41,260
Holston pills.

5274
03:13:42,100 --> 03:13:42,660
Wrong.

5275
03:13:42,900 --> 03:13:43,980
Like a pills please sir.

5276
03:13:44,540 --> 03:13:45,060
Wrong.

5277
03:13:45,740 --> 03:13:46,180
Pills.

5278
03:13:46,440 --> 03:13:47,300
I want a pills.

5279
03:13:47,400 --> 03:13:47,740
Pills.

5280
03:13:47,960 --> 03:13:48,280
Wrong.

5281
03:13:48,480 --> 03:13:48,860
Wrong.

5282
03:13:49,100 --> 03:13:49,360
Wrong.

5283
03:13:49,360 --> 03:13:50,240
Pills please.

5284
03:13:50,380 --> 03:13:50,660
What?

5285
03:13:50,780 --> 03:13:51,840
I don't know what you want me

5286
03:13:51,840 --> 03:13:52,220
to say.

5287
03:13:52,320 --> 03:13:53,590
Two syllables rhymes with Dolston

5288
03:13:53,590 --> 03:13:54,440
and recognize it?

5289
03:13:55,040 --> 03:13:55,700
It's a pills.

5290
03:13:56,000 --> 03:13:56,810
Try walking into your chemist

5291
03:13:56,810 --> 03:13:58,050
and saying pills please and see

5292
03:13:58,050 --> 03:13:58,970
how quick your hemorrhoids

5293
03:13:58,970 --> 03:13:59,420
clear up.

5294
03:13:59,500 --> 03:13:59,940
Look at it.

5295
03:14:00,020 --> 03:14:01,100
It's a Holston pills.

5296
03:14:01,620 --> 03:14:01,960
Wrong.

5297
03:14:02,420 --> 03:14:03,800
It's my Holston pills.

5298
03:14:09,460 --> 03:14:12,100
Ba ba ba ba ba baby bell.

5299
03:14:12,100 --> 03:14:12,840
Oh baby bell.

5300
03:14:12,980 --> 03:14:13,560
Oh baby bell.

5301
03:14:14,100 --> 03:14:15,000
Oh baby bell.

5302
03:14:15,360 --> 03:14:15,760
Oh baby bell.

5303
03:14:15,760 --> 03:14:16,100
Oh baby bell.

5304
03:14:16,100 --> 03:14:17,160
Decent cheese.

5305
03:14:17,700 --> 03:14:18,240
Good advert.

5306
03:14:18,400 --> 03:14:19,880
Great advert stuck in the head.

5307
03:14:20,420 --> 03:14:22,110
The fucking baby bell bit the

5308
03:14:22,110 --> 03:14:22,780
song.

5309
03:14:23,020 --> 03:14:25,260
The shots were just generic.

5310
03:14:25,860 --> 03:14:26,200
Euro.

5311
03:14:26,680 --> 03:14:27,580
Euro shite.

5312
03:14:27,580 --> 03:14:29,060
Cheese you never would believe.

5313
03:14:29,260 --> 03:14:30,600
Oh smooth and soft.

5314
03:14:30,680 --> 03:14:31,920
It's the mild little cheese.

5315
03:14:32,480 --> 03:14:33,620
Baby bell.

5316
03:14:33,920 --> 03:14:35,260
The little cheese that likes to

5317
03:14:35,260 --> 03:14:35,720
get out.

5318
03:14:35,800 --> 03:14:36,520
Baby bell.

5319
03:14:36,520 --> 03:14:40,920
Dubbed Euro trash.

5320
03:14:43,240 --> 03:14:44,680
This is the captain of your

5321
03:14:44,680 --> 03:14:45,920
ship.

5322
03:14:47,460 --> 03:14:48,180
Calling.

5323
03:14:49,420 --> 03:14:51,460
It's time to get a snack on

5324
03:14:51,460 --> 03:14:52,780
board.

5325
03:14:53,580 --> 03:14:55,980
And no stalling.

5326
03:14:58,980 --> 03:14:59,740
Baby bell.

5327
03:14:59,740 --> 03:15:04,880
Always fucked me off that there

5328
03:15:04,880 --> 03:15:09,420
was a woman singing the song

5329
03:15:09,420 --> 03:15:14,140
and then it was a big burly uh...

5330
03:15:16,140 --> 03:15:17,320
Captain of a ship.

5331
03:15:18,780 --> 03:15:20,040
It didn't work.

5332
03:15:22,680 --> 03:15:23,380
Your ship.

5333
03:15:24,360 --> 03:15:24,840
Calling.

5334
03:15:26,900 --> 03:15:27,540
Calling.

5335
03:15:27,540 --> 03:15:29,850
It's time to get a snack on

5336
03:15:29,850 --> 03:15:30,780
board.

5337
03:15:31,300 --> 03:15:32,000
And no.

5338
03:15:33,380 --> 03:15:33,940
Stalin.

5339
03:15:34,820 --> 03:15:37,320
Thank you very much Garçon Poisson.

5340
03:15:37,980 --> 03:15:39,000
Interesting to note.

5341
03:15:39,280 --> 03:15:40,490
Most of these products are

5342
03:15:40,490 --> 03:15:42,040
still on the market today in

5343
03:15:42,040 --> 03:15:42,700
the UK.

5344
03:15:42,880 --> 03:15:44,310
Don't seem to see that as much

5345
03:15:44,310 --> 03:15:46,700
watching 70s and 80s adverts.

5346
03:15:48,940 --> 03:15:50,310
Yeah maybe yeah maybe yeah

5347
03:15:50,310 --> 03:15:51,910
maybe yeah maybe by the 90s

5348
03:15:51,910 --> 03:15:53,440
they'd cornered the fucking

5349
03:15:53,440 --> 03:15:54,060
market.

5350
03:15:55,340 --> 03:15:56,880
They'd Muller cornered the

5351
03:15:56,880 --> 03:15:58,300
market huh?

5352
03:15:59,980 --> 03:16:00,520
Because I think this is for

5353
03:16:00,520 --> 03:16:01,440
Muller.

5354
03:16:03,840 --> 03:16:04,500
It is.

5355
03:16:04,560 --> 03:16:05,550
It's Muller rice so it's not

5356
03:16:05,550 --> 03:16:06,220
the corner.

5357
03:16:10,940 --> 03:16:12,200
That little lad there.

5358
03:16:12,200 --> 03:16:13,760
The little fucking sailor's

5359
03:16:13,760 --> 03:16:14,580
helper man.

5360
03:16:14,580 --> 03:16:16,580
You

5361
03:16:16,580 --> 03:16:18,580
You

5362
03:16:18,580 --> 03:16:44,800
*Muller Ride*

5363
03:16:44,800 --> 03:16:53,010
*Muller Ride* I didn't like the

5364
03:16:53,010 --> 03:16:55,010
song, the song didn't make

5365
03:16:55,010 --> 03:16:57,620
sense, it started so powerfully,

5366
03:16:57,620 --> 03:17:00,150
it had a direction. This is the

5367
03:17:00,150 --> 03:17:02,780
captain of your ship, Colin, it's

5368
03:17:02,780 --> 03:17:04,760
time to get a snack on board

5369
03:17:04,760 --> 03:17:06,900
and no stalling. And if you

5370
03:17:06,900 --> 03:17:09,260
haven't guessed, this is what

5371
03:17:09,260 --> 03:17:11,020
we suggest. Yeah!

5372
03:17:11,020 --> 03:17:13,560
There was no, it didn't, it

5373
03:17:13,560 --> 03:17:14,200
didn't end.

5374
03:17:14,400 --> 03:17:15,440
They just said, yeah.

5375
03:17:15,640 --> 03:17:16,770
And I don't like when a song

5376
03:17:16,770 --> 03:17:17,780
just says, yeah,

5377
03:17:17,860 --> 03:17:19,550
it needs to have like a fucking

5378
03:17:19,550 --> 03:17:21,060
definitive ending to it.

5379
03:17:32,920 --> 03:17:34,150
Muller rice, a satisfying blend

5380
03:17:34,150 --> 03:17:36,120
of...

5381
03:17:36,120 --> 03:17:37,810
Cool, light dairy rice with a

5382
03:17:37,810 --> 03:17:39,740
delicious serving of...

5383
03:17:39,740 --> 03:17:40,620
Maybe it does work.

5384
03:17:40,620 --> 03:17:42,200
Eat a Muller rice and give

5385
03:17:42,200 --> 03:17:43,760
hunger the heave-ho.

5386
03:17:45,520 --> 03:17:46,100
I think they were trying to say

5387
03:17:46,100 --> 03:17:48,320
that inside your fucking body

5388
03:17:48,320 --> 03:17:49,400
was a ship.

5389
03:17:49,840 --> 03:17:50,880
The captain of the ship.

5390
03:17:51,940 --> 03:17:53,360
And he's calling, his stomach

5391
03:17:53,360 --> 03:17:54,640
was a...

5392
03:17:54,640 --> 03:17:56,480
It didn't really, it didn't

5393
03:17:56,480 --> 03:17:57,700
make any sense.

5394
03:17:58,180 --> 03:17:59,790
They should have had an extra

5395
03:17:59,790 --> 03:18:01,940
bit of animation, I think,

5396
03:18:02,620 --> 03:18:04,620
that goes from stomach.

5397
03:18:06,380 --> 03:18:07,230
He's looking, he's looking up,

5398
03:18:07,230 --> 03:18:08,420
so you think,

5399
03:18:08,420 --> 03:18:09,700
is he in the stomach, but how

5400
03:18:09,700 --> 03:18:10,920
is he in the fucking stomach?

5401
03:18:11,020 --> 03:18:12,440
He's in a boat, he's in a ship.

5402
03:18:12,880 --> 03:18:14,210
So is he radioing in from a

5403
03:18:14,210 --> 03:18:16,230
fucking ship on the seas, on

5404
03:18:16,230 --> 03:18:17,160
the high seas,

5405
03:18:17,640 --> 03:18:19,000
to this man in the office?

5406
03:18:19,560 --> 03:18:20,560
Do they know each other?

5407
03:18:22,560 --> 03:18:23,920
Yes, I mean, that look down

5408
03:18:23,920 --> 03:18:25,720
there is meant to, meant to

5409
03:18:25,720 --> 03:18:26,660
show us that.

5410
03:18:26,660 --> 03:18:27,280
I'm calling.

5411
03:18:28,020 --> 03:18:30,480
But you've fucked it up.

5412
03:18:30,520 --> 03:18:32,520
You should have got a man to

5413
03:18:32,520 --> 03:18:33,900
sing the song.

5414
03:18:34,660 --> 03:18:37,120
It's time to get a sack of four.

5415
03:18:37,700 --> 03:18:41,210
He can see the yogurt lady

5416
03:18:41,210 --> 03:18:43,120
arriving.

5417
03:18:43,160 --> 03:18:45,940
And don't stall it.

5418
03:18:46,760 --> 03:18:48,440
And if you have...

5419
03:18:48,440 --> 03:18:50,440
But yet...

5420
03:18:50,440 --> 03:18:52,460
But he can see them.

5421
03:18:52,520 --> 03:18:54,160
He can see them through the binoculars.

5422
03:18:54,760 --> 03:18:57,440
So, I mean, does he have...

5423
03:18:57,440 --> 03:18:59,170
Line of sight through the

5424
03:18:59,170 --> 03:19:00,040
stomach?

5425
03:19:01,180 --> 03:19:02,550
Is he looking through your man's

5426
03:19:02,550 --> 03:19:02,940
eyes?

5427
03:19:03,000 --> 03:19:04,120
Is he inside his head?

5428
03:19:05,240 --> 03:19:06,080
This is just...

5429
03:19:06,080 --> 03:19:07,390
They needed to do another bit

5430
03:19:07,390 --> 03:19:08,020
of animation,

5431
03:19:08,180 --> 03:19:09,420
because as fucked up as the

5432
03:19:09,420 --> 03:19:11,300
Roundtree's fruit pastels were,

5433
03:19:11,380 --> 03:19:13,020
and the inconsistency with what

5434
03:19:13,020 --> 03:19:14,590
the anatomy would have looked

5435
03:19:14,590 --> 03:19:15,940
like inside the mouth,

5436
03:19:16,040 --> 03:19:18,610
at least they tried to show you

5437
03:19:18,610 --> 03:19:21,520
that that's where they were.

5438
03:19:21,620 --> 03:19:22,320
This doesn't.

5439
03:19:22,400 --> 03:19:23,520
And it's just...

5440
03:19:23,520 --> 03:19:24,600
It's very disjointed.

5441
03:19:25,120 --> 03:19:26,260
And it's two completely

5442
03:19:26,260 --> 03:19:27,300
different areas.

5443
03:19:27,460 --> 03:19:28,750
And he's got a woman's voice as

5444
03:19:28,750 --> 03:19:29,140
well.

5445
03:19:31,320 --> 03:19:32,260
Muller rice.

5446
03:19:32,460 --> 03:19:34,080
A satisfying blend of cool,

5447
03:19:34,080 --> 03:19:35,470
light dairy rice with a

5448
03:19:35,470 --> 03:19:36,940
delicious serving of fruit.

5449
03:19:37,300 --> 03:19:38,410
Eat a Muller rice and give

5450
03:19:38,410 --> 03:19:39,900
hunger the heave-ho.

5451
03:19:41,840 --> 03:19:42,800
Weed a Flakes.

5452
03:19:43,360 --> 03:19:44,220
Great, great taste.

5453
03:19:44,400 --> 03:19:45,380
The golden swirl.

5454
03:19:45,680 --> 03:19:46,580
The whirling down.

5455
03:19:46,880 --> 03:19:48,680
You just have brown flakes.

5456
03:19:49,180 --> 03:19:50,140
Didn't work.

5457
03:19:50,540 --> 03:19:51,600
You just have brown flakes.

5458
03:19:51,600 --> 03:19:53,100
Goes round, round, round.

5459
03:19:53,180 --> 03:19:54,480
Ain't nothing in the world like

5460
03:19:54,480 --> 03:19:55,940
that crunchy swirl to make him

5461
03:19:55,940 --> 03:19:56,740
act so funny.

5462
03:19:56,820 --> 03:19:57,860
Let me tell you, honey.

5463
03:19:58,000 --> 03:19:58,500
Ooh, baby.

5464
03:19:58,940 --> 03:20:00,260
That's the taste we like.

5465
03:20:00,580 --> 03:20:01,220
Weed a Flakes.

5466
03:20:01,800 --> 03:20:02,760
As if kids are going to want

5467
03:20:02,760 --> 03:20:03,260
that.

5468
03:20:03,480 --> 03:20:04,260
Weed a Flakes.

5469
03:20:04,440 --> 03:20:05,760
When you've got Coco Pops.

5470
03:20:05,840 --> 03:20:07,260
You've got fucking Sugar Pops.

5471
03:20:07,560 --> 03:20:08,560
You've Frosties.

5472
03:20:09,480 --> 03:20:10,240
Corn Pops.

5473
03:20:10,460 --> 03:20:11,300
Whatever the fuck they were.

5474
03:20:11,920 --> 03:20:13,480
All this sugary shite.

5475
03:20:13,940 --> 03:20:14,560
As if.

5476
03:20:15,860 --> 03:20:17,480
Free watches and global hyper-color

5477
03:20:17,480 --> 03:20:19,820
melt bands from KP Strips.

5478
03:20:20,120 --> 03:20:21,320
Here's a closer look.

5479
03:20:21,320 --> 03:20:23,940
Just pump up the heat.

5480
03:20:24,240 --> 03:20:25,740
And they melt into a different

5481
03:20:25,740 --> 03:20:26,340
color.

5482
03:20:28,340 --> 03:20:28,960
One free watch and melt bands

5483
03:20:28,960 --> 03:20:32,280
for just 20 special rappers.

5484
03:20:32,940 --> 03:20:33,540
KP Skips.

5485
03:20:33,740 --> 03:20:34,680
Alive and ticking.

5486
03:20:36,380 --> 03:20:36,860
Oh.

5487
03:20:37,600 --> 03:20:39,300
Scary, scary animation.

5488
03:20:39,460 --> 03:20:40,540
If this is for, um...

5489
03:20:42,540 --> 03:20:44,020
No, it's not.

5490
03:20:44,140 --> 03:20:46,820
It's for a fucking timeout bar.

5491
03:20:47,180 --> 03:20:48,060
It's for timeout.

5492
03:20:48,140 --> 03:20:49,650
Another bar that is no longer

5493
03:20:49,650 --> 03:20:50,280
with us.

5494
03:20:50,360 --> 03:20:51,480
But I mean, it was shit.

5495
03:20:52,280 --> 03:20:52,980
Time...

5496
03:20:52,980 --> 03:20:54,600
Time was out for it.

5497
03:20:54,820 --> 03:20:55,380
To be honest.

5498
03:20:55,460 --> 03:20:56,920
It was just a wafer bar.

5499
03:20:57,640 --> 03:20:59,300
But I don't like the anime...

5500
03:20:59,300 --> 03:21:00,350
I don't like the way these

5501
03:21:00,350 --> 03:21:01,620
characters are rendered.

5502
03:21:01,780 --> 03:21:02,520
They scare me.

5503
03:21:02,520 --> 03:21:04,140
KP Skips.

5504
03:21:04,140 --> 03:21:04,980
KP Skips.

5505
03:21:05,140 --> 03:21:06,140
Alive and ticking.

5506
03:21:06,140 --> 03:21:06,280
No.

5507
03:21:10,200 --> 03:21:10,660
No.

5508
03:21:11,580 --> 03:21:13,200
Let's put a flake in this break.

5509
03:21:13,320 --> 03:21:14,640
When you're gasping.

5510
03:21:15,360 --> 03:21:16,980
Masking for a break.

5511
03:21:17,500 --> 03:21:18,720
Ain't no chocolate.

5512
03:21:19,440 --> 03:21:20,740
Like the taste of cabbage

5513
03:21:20,740 --> 03:21:21,640
flavor.

5514
03:21:21,840 --> 03:21:22,840
Delicious flake fingers.

5515
03:21:23,020 --> 03:21:23,680
Crispy wafer.

5516
03:21:23,800 --> 03:21:24,890
All covered in cabbage milk

5517
03:21:24,890 --> 03:21:25,580
chocolate.

5518
03:21:25,660 --> 03:21:27,140
That makes a timeout.

5519
03:21:27,360 --> 03:21:28,600
Just pick a diamond.

5520
03:21:29,220 --> 03:21:30,300
A cabbage timer.

5521
03:21:30,300 --> 03:21:32,880
No matter what you're doing.

5522
03:21:33,000 --> 03:21:33,500
Yeah, yeah.

5523
03:21:33,840 --> 03:21:35,340
Put a flake in your brain.

5524
03:21:35,520 --> 03:21:37,180
Maybe they're still going.

5525
03:21:37,560 --> 03:21:38,140
I'm not sure.

5526
03:21:38,220 --> 03:21:39,460
But they're just too light.

5527
03:21:39,660 --> 03:21:41,020
And they're not satisfying.

5528
03:21:43,220 --> 03:21:44,300
Oh no.

5529
03:21:44,460 --> 03:21:44,960
You're joking.

5530
03:21:45,340 --> 03:21:46,000
Fantastic.

5531
03:21:46,000 --> 03:21:48,520
I like this.

5532
03:21:49,600 --> 03:21:49,820
What?

5533
03:21:50,080 --> 03:21:50,240
Oh.

5534
03:21:50,820 --> 03:21:51,340
It's lovely.

5535
03:21:52,340 --> 03:21:53,290
I've been wrong so many times

5536
03:21:53,290 --> 03:21:54,220
in my life.

5537
03:21:54,300 --> 03:21:54,680
It's unbelievable.

5538
03:21:54,680 --> 03:21:59,260
I don't believe it.

5539
03:21:59,900 --> 03:22:00,400
I don't believe it.

5540
03:22:00,400 --> 03:22:00,620
Bimsy.

5541
03:22:01,940 --> 03:22:03,040
Real people.

5542
03:22:04,420 --> 03:22:05,720
A real advert.

5543
03:22:05,780 --> 03:22:06,620
Oh, you spat's through.

5544
03:22:07,160 --> 03:22:08,880
Just make your mind uptime.

5545
03:22:10,260 --> 03:22:11,720
Oh, you spat's through.

5546
03:22:12,220 --> 03:22:13,960
Just make your mind uptime.

5547
03:22:16,080 --> 03:22:17,480
Oh, gosh.

5548
03:22:20,420 --> 03:22:19,980
Having failed so miserably to

5549
03:22:19,980 --> 03:22:22,580
tell cream from Elm Lee, Harry

5550
03:22:22,580 --> 03:22:25,180
has thrown down the gauntlet to

5551
03:22:25,180 --> 03:22:26,100
Portia.

5552
03:22:26,840 --> 03:22:27,660
Will the pickiest Persian in

5553
03:22:27,660 --> 03:22:29,300
the neighbourhood tell cream

5554
03:22:29,300 --> 03:22:30,180
from Elm Lee?

5555
03:22:30,480 --> 03:22:30,640
Hmm?

5556
03:22:31,060 --> 03:22:32,420
There's a prize in it, if she

5557
03:22:32,420 --> 03:22:32,900
can.

5558
03:22:33,380 --> 03:22:35,160
She really can't tell, can she?

5559
03:22:35,960 --> 03:22:37,760
Oh, hard cheese, Portia.

5560
03:22:38,300 --> 03:22:38,980
Harry's motto?

5561
03:22:38,980 --> 03:22:40,520
Never let a good prize go to

5562
03:22:40,520 --> 03:22:41,100
waste.

5563
03:22:41,600 --> 03:22:42,760
Even if you do look a big girl's

5564
03:22:42,760 --> 03:22:44,160
blouse in it, Harry.

5565
03:22:44,540 --> 03:22:44,900
Hmm?

5566
03:22:44,900 --> 03:22:45,660
Oh, yes, you do.

5567
03:22:46,260 --> 03:22:46,760
Elm Lee.

5568
03:22:47,200 --> 03:22:48,440
Most cat owners can't tell the

5569
03:22:48,440 --> 03:22:49,580
difference either.

5570
03:22:51,440 --> 03:22:52,840
Very forgettable stuff.

5571
03:22:54,600 --> 03:22:55,980
Boddington's maybe...

5572
03:22:55,980 --> 03:23:00,300
Manchester woman in New York.

5573
03:23:01,100 --> 03:23:01,540
Gondola.

5574
03:23:01,540 --> 03:23:20,260
Oh, by heck, it's gorgeous.

5575
03:23:22,180 --> 03:23:23,540
That Gladys Ophel.

5576
03:23:24,300 --> 03:23:25,420
She never bites her own.

5577
03:23:27,140 --> 03:23:27,980
Boddington's, the cream of

5578
03:23:27,980 --> 03:23:29,460
Manchester.

5579
03:23:29,460 --> 03:23:29,740
Dead.

5580
03:23:32,320 --> 03:23:33,780
How do they eat bears?

5581
03:23:34,080 --> 03:23:34,420
Hmm.

5582
03:23:35,140 --> 03:23:36,520
I like to eat mine.

5583
03:23:36,840 --> 03:23:37,660
In any fashion.

5584
03:23:38,160 --> 03:23:38,740
I hate it.

5585
03:23:39,400 --> 03:23:39,820
Whoa!

5586
03:23:41,340 --> 03:23:42,460
Oh, is that my cue?

5587
03:23:42,600 --> 03:23:43,380
My cue?

5588
03:23:43,640 --> 03:23:45,340
Well, I pop the yellow first,

5589
03:23:45,340 --> 03:23:46,280
then the brown.

5590
03:23:46,720 --> 03:23:47,470
But I never let the white go

5591
03:23:47,470 --> 03:23:48,460
down, of course.

5592
03:23:49,860 --> 03:23:50,880
That's great, that.

5593
03:23:51,840 --> 03:23:52,240
Four!

5594
03:23:52,760 --> 03:23:53,140
No!

5595
03:23:53,420 --> 03:23:55,480
Oh, just the one for me, thanks.

5596
03:23:56,060 --> 03:23:57,300
Catfish cream egg.

5597
03:23:57,440 --> 03:23:58,640
How do you eat yours?

5598
03:23:58,720 --> 03:24:03,350
What's the nuttiest thing you've

5599
03:24:03,350 --> 03:24:05,220
ever done?

5600
03:24:05,400 --> 03:24:07,420
Me and my manna went to a

5601
03:24:07,420 --> 03:24:09,000
restaurant.

5602
03:24:09,660 --> 03:24:11,800
I had peas on my plate and I flicked

5603
03:24:11,800 --> 03:24:12,460
one.

5604
03:24:12,820 --> 03:24:14,180
There's women and it went down

5605
03:24:14,180 --> 03:24:14,840
her top.

5606
03:24:16,520 --> 03:24:16,900
Nope!

5607
03:24:17,180 --> 03:24:18,480
You nuttiest sun pat!

5608
03:24:19,420 --> 03:24:19,860
Really?

5609
03:24:20,040 --> 03:24:21,140
That's the nuttiest thing you've

5610
03:24:21,140 --> 03:24:21,700
ever done!

5611
03:24:22,780 --> 03:24:23,900
Sun pat.

5612
03:24:24,360 --> 03:24:26,060
Sounds like fucking cow pat.

5613
03:24:26,560 --> 03:24:28,190
And it looks shit as well, like

5614
03:24:28,190 --> 03:24:29,660
spreadable shit.

5615
03:24:30,020 --> 03:24:30,820
But it's just peanut butter, I

5616
03:24:30,820 --> 03:24:31,320
suppose.

5617
03:24:31,320 --> 03:24:31,520
I suppose.

5618
03:24:47,520 --> 03:24:49,660
Some fancy liqueur.

5619
03:24:50,760 --> 03:24:51,540
Taboo.

5620
03:24:52,020 --> 03:25:03,380
Looks like John Hand.

5621
03:25:03,380 --> 03:25:04,440
But it's not.

5622
03:25:12,020 --> 03:25:14,120
Wines, vodka, exotic juices and

5623
03:25:14,120 --> 03:25:15,780
a touch of imagination.

5624
03:25:15,780 --> 03:25:15,980
Taboo.

5625
03:25:15,980 --> 03:25:21,740
All the way from wherever you

5626
03:25:21,740 --> 03:25:23,440
want.

5627
03:25:39,440 --> 03:25:40,920
When crunchy roast nuts and

5628
03:25:40,920 --> 03:25:42,870
delicious smooth chocolate gelide

5629
03:25:42,870 --> 03:25:43,840
inside M&M's.

5630
03:25:43,940 --> 03:25:45,780
Prepare for a taste explosion!

5631
03:25:53,500 --> 03:25:56,320
horrible, horrible, horrible

5632
03:25:56,320 --> 03:25:58,200
sound and adverse.

5633
03:25:58,400 --> 03:25:59,720
Really disgusting stuff.

5634
03:26:01,960 --> 03:26:02,420
It was, I think, a song called

5635
03:26:02,420 --> 03:26:04,790
Dupe, which is just like a

5636
03:26:04,790 --> 03:26:06,620
horrible memory of just a

5637
03:26:06,620 --> 03:26:08,580
depressing...

5638
03:26:08,580 --> 03:26:10,640
It just feels like a depressing

5639
03:26:10,640 --> 03:26:12,500
memory of Top of the Pops.

5640
03:26:13,340 --> 03:26:15,340
Just rubbish, Eurodance.

5641
03:26:15,340 --> 03:26:15,920
Just rubbish, Eurodance.

5642
03:26:17,800 --> 03:26:18,320
Nonsense.

5643
03:26:19,000 --> 03:26:20,680
Absolute nonsense that made the

5644
03:26:20,680 --> 03:26:21,500
charts.

5645
03:26:21,620 --> 03:26:22,600
It probably just...

5646
03:26:22,600 --> 03:26:24,490
Just goes to show how rigged

5647
03:26:24,490 --> 03:26:26,470
the fucking game of the music

5648
03:26:26,470 --> 03:26:27,520
charts was.

5649
03:26:28,440 --> 03:26:30,400
I doubt it's like that anymore.

5650
03:26:30,760 --> 03:26:31,740
But maybe it probably is even

5651
03:26:31,740 --> 03:26:33,200
more rigged if you're counting

5652
03:26:33,200 --> 03:26:34,480
streams and all that sort of

5653
03:26:34,480 --> 03:26:35,180
business.

5654
03:26:36,520 --> 03:26:37,340
But, uh...

5655
03:26:38,140 --> 03:26:38,760
Unbelievable.

5656
03:26:38,980 --> 03:26:40,380
I think there's even a Cook

5657
03:26:40,380 --> 03:26:42,100
Report episode about how rigged

5658
03:26:42,100 --> 03:26:43,400
that the charts are.

5659
03:26:43,540 --> 03:26:45,340
They put their own singer into

5660
03:26:45,340 --> 03:26:46,620
a fucking...

5661
03:26:46,620 --> 03:26:48,900
We started watching it.

5662
03:26:48,940 --> 03:26:49,740
We didn't bother watching all

5663
03:26:49,740 --> 03:26:50,020
of it.

5664
03:26:51,400 --> 03:26:52,520
She got in the charts anyway.

5665
03:26:52,600 --> 03:26:53,460
That was the end of the story.

5666
03:26:53,940 --> 03:26:54,480
But, uh...

5667
03:26:54,480 --> 03:26:55,380
Dupe...

5668
03:26:55,380 --> 03:26:57,380
Was fucking horrible.

5669
03:26:57,600 --> 03:26:58,820
And there was plenty of it.

5670
03:26:59,380 --> 03:27:01,250
It's along the same lines as

5671
03:27:01,250 --> 03:27:02,180
rednecks,

5672
03:27:02,500 --> 03:27:03,880
cotton-eyed Joe.

5673
03:27:04,920 --> 03:27:05,500
Doob.

5674
03:27:05,500 --> 03:27:35,480
Doob.

5675
03:27:35,480 --> 03:27:37,480
Doob.

5676
03:27:37,480 --> 03:27:54,760
Maybe it was the club scene and

5677
03:27:54,760 --> 03:27:56,370
there was a lot of drugs going

5678
03:27:56,370 --> 03:27:58,000
on and people just thought it

5679
03:27:58,000 --> 03:27:58,940
was good.

5680
03:27:58,940 --> 03:28:11,450
It was a lot of drugs going on

5681
03:28:11,450 --> 03:28:25,040
and people just thought it was

5682
03:28:25,040 --> 03:28:28,920
good.

5683
03:28:28,920 --> 03:28:41,430
It was a lot of drugs going on

5684
03:28:41,430 --> 03:28:55,020
and people just thought it was

5685
03:28:55,020 --> 03:28:58,900
good.

5686
03:28:58,900 --> 03:29:00,350
Your rhetoric will smother you

5687
03:29:00,350 --> 03:29:01,560
if you're not careful.

5688
03:29:04,560 --> 03:29:06,820
That's only halfway through.

5689
03:29:07,600 --> 03:29:08,860
Only halfway through.

5690
03:29:08,960 --> 03:29:10,360
The dupe meister cometh.

5691
03:29:10,540 --> 03:29:11,480
Thanks for the tip there.

5692
03:29:20,900 --> 03:29:25,360
Chocolate?

5693
03:29:25,360 --> 03:29:25,860
Yes.

5694
03:29:30,860 --> 03:29:31,840
New Whisper Gold.

5695
03:29:32,340 --> 03:29:33,360
Guess what's new about it?

5696
03:29:33,600 --> 03:29:34,420
Milk chocolate.

5697
03:29:34,940 --> 03:29:35,820
It's always had the Cadbury's

5698
03:29:35,820 --> 03:29:36,780
milk chocolate.

5699
03:29:36,940 --> 03:29:37,840
Now it's got something else.

5700
03:29:37,880 --> 03:29:40,020
The distinctive velvety texture.

5701
03:29:40,360 --> 03:29:41,550
Yes, that is the Cadbury's Whisper

5702
03:29:41,550 --> 03:29:42,240
Chocolate.

5703
03:29:42,320 --> 03:29:43,560
But now it's got something new.

5704
03:29:44,180 --> 03:29:44,540
Chocolate?

5705
03:29:44,980 --> 03:29:45,300
No.

5706
03:29:45,760 --> 03:29:46,240
No.

5707
03:29:46,520 --> 03:29:47,800
It's got a layer of deliciously

5708
03:29:47,800 --> 03:29:48,680
rich caramel.

5709
03:29:48,980 --> 03:29:50,080
So it tastes completely

5710
03:29:50,080 --> 03:29:50,940
different.

5711
03:29:51,080 --> 03:29:52,380
That's the caramel boil.

5712
03:29:52,520 --> 03:29:53,700
It's the milk chocolate.

5713
03:29:53,960 --> 03:29:54,260
No.

5714
03:29:54,440 --> 03:29:55,240
It's the caramel.

5715
03:29:55,860 --> 03:29:56,350
New Whisper Gold from the

5716
03:29:56,350 --> 03:29:57,740
people who brought you Cadbury's

5717
03:29:57,740 --> 03:29:58,340
Whisper.

5718
03:29:58,800 --> 03:29:59,200
Shite.

5719
03:29:59,720 --> 03:30:00,690
Well, the game was heading for

5720
03:30:00,690 --> 03:30:01,360
extra time.

5721
03:30:01,720 --> 03:30:02,300
I just have to get the big

5722
03:30:02,300 --> 03:30:03,280
fella off the bench.

5723
03:30:03,480 --> 03:30:04,570
Could this be their last chance

5724
03:30:04,570 --> 03:30:04,840
now?

5725
03:30:05,020 --> 03:30:05,500
In it comes.

5726
03:30:05,680 --> 03:30:06,960
Monster to the far most.

5727
03:30:07,200 --> 03:30:08,020
He's scored.

5728
03:30:08,280 --> 03:30:09,240
The honey monster scored in the

5729
03:30:09,240 --> 03:30:09,900
last minute.

5730
03:30:09,900 --> 03:30:10,460
Great header.

5731
03:30:10,580 --> 03:30:11,500
He's in the money.

5732
03:30:11,840 --> 03:30:12,940
Fucking great header.

5733
03:30:13,220 --> 03:30:14,040
It's the honey.

5734
03:30:14,520 --> 03:30:15,740
Great goal honey monster.

5735
03:30:16,120 --> 03:30:17,400
That's football, Kev.

5736
03:30:17,460 --> 03:30:18,900
Great goal honey monster.

5737
03:30:19,480 --> 03:30:20,420
The delicious light pops of

5738
03:30:20,420 --> 03:30:20,980
wheat.

5739
03:30:20,980 --> 03:30:22,020
Great goal honey monster.

5740
03:30:22,400 --> 03:30:23,740
That's football, Kev.

5741
03:30:23,940 --> 03:30:24,420
Sugar pop.

5742
03:30:25,120 --> 03:30:26,440
That's football, Kev.

5743
03:30:26,600 --> 03:30:27,700
It actually worked.

5744
03:30:27,800 --> 03:30:28,820
The advert was great.

5745
03:30:28,820 --> 03:30:31,310
And Kevin Keegan really sent it

5746
03:30:31,310 --> 03:30:33,200
on that line as well.

5747
03:30:33,260 --> 03:30:34,420
That delivery was great.

5748
03:30:35,460 --> 03:30:36,420
It's the honey.

5749
03:30:36,840 --> 03:30:38,100
Great goal honey monster.

5750
03:30:38,480 --> 03:30:39,800
That's football, Kev.

5751
03:30:40,000 --> 03:30:41,310
Sugar pops are delicious light

5752
03:30:41,310 --> 03:30:42,180
pops of wheat.

5753
03:30:42,320 --> 03:30:43,360
And that I always.

5754
03:30:44,080 --> 03:30:45,440
That has stayed with me for

5755
03:30:45,440 --> 03:30:47,020
quite some time.

5756
03:30:47,220 --> 03:30:47,440
I suppose.

5757
03:30:47,540 --> 03:30:48,300
Well, it hasn't really.

5758
03:30:48,420 --> 03:30:49,270
I mean, I've never thought

5759
03:30:49,270 --> 03:30:50,300
about it again until now.

5760
03:30:50,380 --> 03:30:52,180
But now I'm seeing it.

5761
03:30:52,240 --> 03:30:53,020
I'm remembering it.

5762
03:30:53,140 --> 03:30:54,300
But the unzipping.

5763
03:30:56,060 --> 03:30:57,360
Of the sugar puff.

5764
03:30:58,060 --> 03:30:59,820
What is that even inside it?

5765
03:31:01,040 --> 03:31:02,520
Great goal honey monster.

5766
03:31:03,040 --> 03:31:04,200
Football, Kev.

5767
03:31:04,420 --> 03:31:06,430
Sugar puffs are delicious light

5768
03:31:06,430 --> 03:31:08,010
pops of wheat dressed in little

5769
03:31:08,010 --> 03:31:09,160
honey jackets.

5770
03:31:09,340 --> 03:31:10,580
Or dressed in little honey

5771
03:31:10,580 --> 03:31:11,260
jackets.

5772
03:31:11,880 --> 03:31:12,760
So it's the unzipping the

5773
03:31:12,760 --> 03:31:13,880
jacket of honey.

5774
03:31:14,200 --> 03:31:15,260
Great little situation.

5775
03:31:15,940 --> 03:31:16,740
That's the bow.

5776
03:31:16,900 --> 03:31:17,660
Now for the cops.

5777
03:31:18,120 --> 03:31:19,000
Excuse me.

5778
03:31:19,380 --> 03:31:20,120
He turns.

5779
03:31:20,200 --> 03:31:22,090
He looks like a wembering old

5780
03:31:22,090 --> 03:31:23,220
monster mad.

5781
03:31:23,880 --> 03:31:24,820
Away the monster.

5782
03:31:24,820 --> 03:31:28,300
Sometimes the snow comes down.

5783
03:31:28,600 --> 03:31:31,230
You go and save the bass to

5784
03:31:31,230 --> 03:31:32,060
last.

5785
03:31:34,940 --> 03:31:37,500
Such a real fucking.

5786
03:31:40,140 --> 03:31:40,600
Sentimental tone to this gravy

5787
03:31:40,600 --> 03:31:43,460
advert that was discussed at

5788
03:31:43,460 --> 03:31:44,820
Brabisto.

5789
03:31:44,820 --> 03:31:49,150
Sometimes the snow comes down

5790
03:31:49,150 --> 03:31:50,740
in June.

5791
03:31:51,120 --> 03:31:54,050
Sometimes the sun goes round

5792
03:31:54,050 --> 03:31:55,480
the moon.

5793
03:31:55,980 --> 03:31:58,720
Just when I thought a chance

5794
03:31:58,720 --> 03:32:00,180
had passed.

5795
03:32:00,180 --> 03:32:03,100
You go and save the bass to

5796
03:32:03,100 --> 03:32:04,100
last.

5797
03:32:04,200 --> 03:32:06,530
Richer, tastier chicken bistow

5798
03:32:06,530 --> 03:32:07,180
best.

5799
03:32:07,440 --> 03:32:08,730
Simply the best chicken gravy

5800
03:32:08,730 --> 03:32:10,080
bistow have ever made.

5801
03:32:10,200 --> 03:32:13,090
You go and save the bass to

5802
03:32:13,090 --> 03:32:14,140
last.

5803
03:32:14,200 --> 03:32:18,000
Weekends.

5804
03:32:20,240 --> 03:32:21,960
I hate weekends.

5805
03:32:23,500 --> 03:32:25,160
I drink more.

5806
03:32:26,900 --> 03:32:27,660
French.

5807
03:32:30,160 --> 03:32:31,610
They don't do themselves any

5808
03:32:31,610 --> 03:32:32,760
favours, do they?

5809
03:32:34,240 --> 03:32:35,890
For a limited time only, Mars

5810
03:32:35,890 --> 03:32:37,680
is going dark.

5811
03:32:38,160 --> 03:32:39,800
Thick, dark chocolate, caramel

5812
03:32:39,800 --> 03:32:41,560
and creamy white nougat.

5813
03:32:42,100 --> 03:32:43,120
Mars dark.

5814
03:32:44,800 --> 03:32:45,320
This is the Australian

5815
03:32:45,320 --> 03:32:47,480
Institute of Sport.

5816
03:32:48,080 --> 03:32:49,300
Everything here is dedicated to

5817
03:32:49,300 --> 03:32:51,050
the development of world class

5818
03:32:51,050 --> 03:32:51,840
athletes.

5819
03:32:52,280 --> 03:32:53,040
Even their diet.

5820
03:32:53,560 --> 03:32:54,600
So together with Kellogg's,

5821
03:32:54,600 --> 03:32:56,000
they created Sustain.

5822
03:32:57,280 --> 03:33:00,360
Sustain another cereal banished

5823
03:33:00,360 --> 03:33:03,240
to the graveyard of cereals.

5824
03:33:03,400 --> 03:33:05,130
They just couldn't last the

5825
03:33:05,130 --> 03:33:05,740
course.

5826
03:33:06,300 --> 03:33:06,780
Sustain.

5827
03:33:07,660 --> 03:33:08,680
Even their diet.

5828
03:33:09,200 --> 03:33:10,250
So together with Kellogg's,

5829
03:33:10,250 --> 03:33:11,660
they created Sustain.

5830
03:33:12,200 --> 03:33:13,010
The first cereal designed to

5831
03:33:13,010 --> 03:33:15,140
help meet athletes' nutritional...

5832
03:33:15,140 --> 03:33:17,570
Ironic how they couldn't

5833
03:33:17,570 --> 03:33:19,860
sustain the market.

5834
03:33:20,160 --> 03:33:20,980
The cereal market.

5835
03:33:21,260 --> 03:33:22,760
They couldn't sustain their run

5836
03:33:22,760 --> 03:33:24,120
in the cereal market.

5837
03:33:24,260 --> 03:33:25,310
Probably the better wording of

5838
03:33:25,310 --> 03:33:25,660
that.

5839
03:33:26,760 --> 03:33:27,850
It's probably a better word

5840
03:33:27,850 --> 03:33:28,620
than that even.

5841
03:33:29,400 --> 03:33:31,160
It's ironic because they couldn't

5842
03:33:31,160 --> 03:33:33,720
sustain the pace of the...

5843
03:33:33,720 --> 03:33:35,840
Crowded cereal market.

5844
03:33:36,040 --> 03:33:36,440
No, no, no.

5845
03:33:39,080 --> 03:33:41,080
They created Sustain.

5846
03:33:41,620 --> 03:33:42,390
The first cereal designed to

5847
03:33:42,390 --> 03:33:43,920
help meet athletes' nutritional

5848
03:33:43,920 --> 03:33:44,720
needs...

5849
03:33:45,260 --> 03:33:46,220
...as part of their balanced

5850
03:33:46,220 --> 03:33:46,600
diet.

5851
03:33:47,220 --> 03:33:48,780
Delicious multigrain flakes.

5852
03:33:49,100 --> 03:33:49,580
Sultanas.

5853
03:33:49,980 --> 03:33:50,860
Apple and almonds.

5854
03:33:51,700 --> 03:33:52,060
Sustain.

5855
03:33:52,740 --> 03:33:54,340
Designed for an athlete's body.

5856
03:33:54,640 --> 03:33:55,860
Good for everybody.

5857
03:33:56,240 --> 03:33:58,180
New Kellogg's sustained.

5858
03:33:58,640 --> 03:34:00,820
Heavy, heavy guitar solo-age.

5859
03:34:00,980 --> 03:34:01,880
An athlete's body.

5860
03:34:02,200 --> 03:34:03,540
Good for everybody.

5861
03:34:05,040 --> 03:34:06,880
New Kellogg's sustained.

5862
03:34:11,100 --> 03:34:11,920
Vinegar, is it?

5863
03:34:12,020 --> 03:34:13,200
Or is it Lee and Perrin's...

5864
03:34:13,200 --> 03:34:14,200
Yeah, it's...

5865
03:34:14,200 --> 03:34:19,490
On its own, or with a little

5866
03:34:19,490 --> 03:34:24,100
imagination, Lee and Perrin's

5867
03:34:24,100 --> 03:34:26,680
Worcestershire sauce is the

5868
03:34:26,680 --> 03:34:28,440
instant marinate for delicious

5869
03:34:28,440 --> 03:34:29,000
meals.

5870
03:34:33,480 --> 03:34:33,790
Little darlings aren't there

5871
03:34:33,790 --> 03:34:37,300
the joy they bring.

5872
03:34:38,060 --> 03:34:39,080
It's sad to think the

5873
03:34:39,080 --> 03:34:40,700
cholesterol build-up can begin

5874
03:34:40,700 --> 03:34:42,320
in some children before they've

5875
03:34:42,320 --> 03:34:43,880
broken their first greenhouse

5876
03:34:43,880 --> 03:34:44,500
window.

5877
03:34:44,900 --> 03:34:45,770
So if you will insist on

5878
03:34:45,770 --> 03:34:47,530
feeding them, try to make their

5879
03:34:47,530 --> 03:34:48,540
diet healthy.

5880
03:34:49,000 --> 03:34:49,800
Keep them active.

5881
03:34:50,060 --> 03:34:51,970
And remember, the polyunsaturates

5882
03:34:51,970 --> 03:34:53,720
and flora actually help lower

5883
03:34:53,720 --> 03:34:54,780
cholesterol.

5884
03:34:55,780 --> 03:34:57,190
Good news for my body, your

5885
03:34:57,190 --> 03:34:59,360
body, their bodies.

5886
03:35:03,920 --> 03:35:05,830
Interesting. I wonder was that

5887
03:35:05,830 --> 03:35:07,970
Victor Meldrew? He has another

5888
03:35:07,970 --> 03:35:09,280
name. I can't remember.

5889
03:35:09,620 --> 03:35:11,980
I wonder was that Victor Meldrew's

5890
03:35:11,980 --> 03:35:13,280
choice to do that move at the

5891
03:35:13,280 --> 03:35:13,880
end?

5892
03:35:14,360 --> 03:35:15,500
Was that a director?

5893
03:35:15,700 --> 03:35:17,440
I think that was a bit of his

5894
03:35:17,440 --> 03:35:19,060
unique flair as an actor, to do

5895
03:35:19,060 --> 03:35:20,780
that thing with the fucking

5896
03:35:20,780 --> 03:35:22,100
bread at the end.

5897
03:35:26,880 --> 03:35:28,810
Or it's a crumpet, maybe. I don't

5898
03:35:28,810 --> 03:35:29,340
know.

5899
03:35:30,400 --> 03:35:32,860
Andrew Costell says 4291. What's

5900
03:35:32,860 --> 03:35:33,040
that?

5901
03:35:33,160 --> 03:35:34,840
Is that what that move is

5902
03:35:34,840 --> 03:35:36,300
called? What he's doing with

5903
03:35:36,300 --> 03:35:37,590
the crumpet? Is that known as

5904
03:35:37,590 --> 03:35:38,560
the 4291?

5905
03:35:47,360 --> 03:35:52,980
4291 he did there.

5906
03:35:53,860 --> 03:35:55,180
Didn't know that's where it was.

5907
03:35:56,220 --> 03:35:57,320
Oh, that was his number.

5908
03:35:58,200 --> 03:35:59,070
That was his phone number in

5909
03:35:59,070 --> 03:35:59,860
the show.

5910
03:36:00,400 --> 03:36:00,840
Hey, buddy.

5911
03:36:01,140 --> 03:36:02,590
I mean, how could that be your

5912
03:36:02,590 --> 03:36:03,640
phone number?

5913
03:36:03,740 --> 03:36:05,400
Surely you'd need a longer

5914
03:36:05,400 --> 03:36:06,780
number than that.

5915
03:36:15,120 --> 03:36:16,910
4291 is... you answer the last

5916
03:36:16,910 --> 03:36:17,840
four digits.

5917
03:36:18,020 --> 03:36:18,220
Alright.

5918
03:36:18,800 --> 03:36:19,300
There you go.

5919
03:36:19,760 --> 03:36:20,280
A buddy?

5920
03:36:20,540 --> 03:36:21,200
I get you, okay.

5921
03:36:21,380 --> 03:36:22,120
They're buddies.

5922
03:36:22,640 --> 03:36:23,600
I thought that you were saying

5923
03:36:23,600 --> 03:36:25,030
that this here, what he does

5924
03:36:25,030 --> 03:36:26,780
with the crumpet, is known as

5925
03:36:26,780 --> 03:36:28,120
the 4291.

5926
03:36:28,120 --> 03:36:29,200
You know what?

5927
03:36:31,620 --> 03:36:33,010
And I was always a little bit sickened

5928
03:36:33,010 --> 03:36:36,670
by his chomping mouth on the crumpet

5929
03:36:36,670 --> 03:36:37,780
there.

5930
03:36:38,880 --> 03:36:40,920
It's a bit... it reminds me of

5931
03:36:40,920 --> 03:36:43,280
like an animal, like a... a farmyard

5932
03:36:43,280 --> 03:36:43,980
animal.

5933
03:36:45,560 --> 03:36:45,800
But I suppose that was the

5934
03:36:45,800 --> 03:36:47,880
intention for what he was doing

5935
03:36:47,880 --> 03:36:48,620
it for.

5936
03:36:48,680 --> 03:36:49,660
He was doing it like that.

5937
03:36:51,560 --> 03:36:52,600
Up in Starland...

5938
03:36:52,600 --> 03:36:53,600
Oh, the...

5939
03:36:53,600 --> 03:36:54,600
Joe Pasquale.

5940
03:36:54,600 --> 03:36:55,400
Joe Pasquale.

5941
03:36:55,400 --> 03:36:57,420
Milky Way magic stars are going

5942
03:36:57,420 --> 03:36:58,600
to the fun fair.

5943
03:36:58,940 --> 03:37:00,660
Can't believe that's his voice.

5944
03:37:01,540 --> 03:37:02,880
Is he... he's still alive, isn't

5945
03:37:02,880 --> 03:37:03,240
he?

5946
03:37:03,880 --> 03:37:04,600
Look out.

5947
03:37:04,800 --> 03:37:05,740
Here comes trouble.

5948
03:37:06,040 --> 03:37:07,240
It just goes to show you that

5949
03:37:07,240 --> 03:37:09,860
it... it was funny, in fairness.

5950
03:37:10,000 --> 03:37:11,280
A man with a voice like that

5951
03:37:11,280 --> 03:37:12,520
was fucking funny.

5952
03:37:18,900 --> 03:37:19,790
Meldrew is... is grazing on the

5953
03:37:19,790 --> 03:37:22,100
crumpet.

5954
03:37:22,400 --> 03:37:25,260
It's like a cow in a field.

5955
03:37:26,160 --> 03:37:28,160
On the 4291.

5956
03:37:28,160 --> 03:37:38,700
Listen to this Pasquale magic

5957
03:37:38,700 --> 03:37:41,640
ASMR.

5958
03:37:41,640 --> 03:37:43,900
Up in Starland, all the Milky

5959
03:37:43,900 --> 03:37:46,000
Way magic stars are going to

5960
03:37:46,000 --> 03:37:47,260
the fun fair.

5961
03:37:47,460 --> 03:37:48,080
But look out.

5962
03:37:48,260 --> 03:37:49,140
Here comes trouble.

5963
03:37:49,500 --> 03:37:50,960
It's a chocolate-eating monster

5964
03:37:50,960 --> 03:37:52,140
from outer space.

5965
03:37:52,740 --> 03:37:53,760
Watch out behind you.

5966
03:37:54,160 --> 03:37:56,020
Yummy, yummy magic stars for my

5967
03:37:56,020 --> 03:37:56,740
tummy.

5968
03:37:57,060 --> 03:37:58,530
Luckily, Bright Star's giving

5969
03:37:58,530 --> 03:38:00,040
Superstar a super idea.

5970
03:38:00,840 --> 03:38:01,140
Sorry.

5971
03:38:03,220 --> 03:38:04,380
Pop it, three eyes.

5972
03:38:04,380 --> 03:38:05,040
Yeah!

5973
03:38:07,780 --> 03:38:09,360
Milky Way magic stars.

5974
03:38:09,460 --> 03:38:11,160
They're yummy for your tummy.

5975
03:38:11,160 --> 03:38:20,350
Once captivated by the tantalising

5976
03:38:20,350 --> 03:38:22,540
aroma,

5977
03:38:23,320 --> 03:38:25,180
people simply can't help acting

5978
03:38:25,180 --> 03:38:25,920
on it.

5979
03:38:29,280 --> 03:38:29,840
So, when a man you've never met

5980
03:38:29,840 --> 03:38:33,420
before gives you chicken,

5981
03:38:34,100 --> 03:38:35,100
that's KFC.

5982
03:38:35,800 --> 03:38:37,280
The KFC Mega Bucket.

5983
03:38:37,760 --> 03:38:38,880
Ten pieces of chicken,

5984
03:38:38,880 --> 03:38:40,320
four regular fries,

5985
03:38:40,560 --> 03:38:41,880
all for just £9.99.

5986
03:38:42,660 --> 03:38:43,140
Shite.

5987
03:38:46,100 --> 03:38:47,300
Baked beans.

5988
03:38:47,640 --> 03:38:48,960
Lady Smith from Baza.

5989
03:38:49,100 --> 03:38:50,060
Baked beans.

5990
03:38:50,060 --> 03:39:02,980
Soup.

5991
03:39:03,220 --> 03:39:03,640
Soup.

5992
03:39:03,640 --> 03:39:06,040
I thought it was beans.

5993
03:39:09,040 --> 03:39:09,440
Baba.

5994
03:39:09,440 --> 03:39:09,480
Baba.

5995
03:39:09,900 --> 03:39:10,380
Baba.

5996
03:39:10,780 --> 03:39:12,360
I think he says.

5997
03:39:12,360 --> 03:39:12,560
No.

5998
03:39:12,560 --> 03:39:12,560
No.

5999
03:39:12,560 --> 03:39:19,570
Kellogg's Optima Fruit and Fiber

6000
03:39:19,570 --> 03:39:24,760
now combines the finest

6001
03:39:24,760 --> 03:39:30,380
ingredients with Opti B, a

6002
03:39:30,380 --> 03:39:36,680
brilliant blend of all eight B

6003
03:39:36,680 --> 03:39:39,620
vitamins.

6004
03:39:39,620 --> 03:39:40,620
Oh, my God.

6005
03:39:40,620 --> 03:39:40,620
I think he's a good one.

6006
03:39:40,620 --> 03:39:40,620
I think he's a good one.

6007
03:39:40,620 --> 03:39:41,620
I think he's a good one.

6008
03:39:41,620 --> 03:39:42,620
I think he's a good one.

6009
03:39:42,620 --> 03:39:42,620
I think he's a good one.

6010
03:39:42,620 --> 03:39:43,620
I think he's a good one.

6011
03:39:43,620 --> 03:39:44,620
I think he's a good one.

6012
03:39:44,620 --> 03:39:45,620
I think he's a good one.

6013
03:39:45,620 --> 03:39:46,620
I think he's a good one.

6014
03:39:46,620 --> 03:39:47,620
I think he's a good one.

6015
03:39:47,620 --> 03:39:48,620
I think he's a good one.

6016
03:39:48,620 --> 03:39:49,620
I think he's a good one.

6017
03:39:49,620 --> 03:39:50,620
I think he's a good one.

6018
03:39:50,620 --> 03:39:51,620
I think he's a good one.

6019
03:39:51,620 --> 03:39:52,620
I think he's a good one.

6020
03:39:52,620 --> 03:39:53,620
I think he's a good one.

6021
03:39:53,620 --> 03:39:54,620
I think he's a good one.

6022
03:39:54,620 --> 03:39:55,620
I think he's a good one.

6023
03:39:55,620 --> 03:39:56,620
I think he's a good one.

6024
03:39:56,620 --> 03:39:57,620
I think he's a good one.

6025
03:39:57,620 --> 03:39:58,620
I think he's a good one.

6026
03:39:58,620 --> 03:39:59,620
I think he's a good one.

6027
03:39:59,620 --> 03:40:00,620
I think he's a good one.

6028
03:40:00,620 --> 03:40:01,620
I think he's a good one.

6029
03:40:01,620 --> 03:40:02,620
I think he's a good one.

6030
03:40:02,620 --> 03:40:03,620
I think he's a good one.

6031
03:40:03,620 --> 03:40:04,620
I think he's a good one.

6032
03:40:04,620 --> 03:40:05,620
I think he's a good one.

6033
03:40:05,620 --> 03:40:06,620
I think he's a good one.

6034
03:40:06,620 --> 03:40:07,620
I think he's a good one.

6035
03:40:07,620 --> 03:40:08,620
I think he's a good one.

6036
03:40:08,620 --> 03:40:09,620
I think he's a good one.

6037
03:40:09,620 --> 03:40:10,620
I think he's a good one.

6038
03:40:10,620 --> 03:40:11,620
I think he's a good one.

6039
03:40:11,620 --> 03:40:12,620
I think he's a good one.

6040
03:40:12,620 --> 03:40:13,620
I think he's a good one.

6041
03:40:13,620 --> 03:40:14,620
I think he's a good one.

6042
03:40:14,620 --> 03:40:15,620
I think he's a good one.

6043
03:40:15,620 --> 03:40:16,620
I think he's a good one.

6044
03:40:16,620 --> 03:40:17,620
I think he's a good one.

6045
03:40:17,620 --> 03:40:18,620
I think he's a good one.

6046
03:40:18,620 --> 03:40:19,620
I think he's a good one.

6047
03:40:19,620 --> 03:40:20,620
I think he's a good one.

6048
03:40:20,620 --> 03:40:21,620
I think he's a good one.

6049
03:40:21,620 --> 03:40:22,620
I think he's a good one.

6050
03:40:22,620 --> 03:40:23,620
I think he's a good one.

6051
03:40:23,620 --> 03:40:24,620
I think he's a good one.

6052
03:40:24,620 --> 03:40:26,830
But how's the terrible trio

6053
03:40:26,830 --> 03:40:27,620
today?

6054
03:40:27,620 --> 03:40:28,620
Great.

6055
03:40:28,620 --> 03:40:29,620
Drinks are in the.

6056
03:40:29,620 --> 03:40:30,620
Another audio assault is right.

6057
03:40:30,620 --> 03:40:32,860
Absolutely terrible mixing and

6058
03:40:32,860 --> 03:40:33,620
choice.

6059
03:40:33,620 --> 03:40:36,010
And it's you can't lay the

6060
03:40:36,010 --> 03:40:38,270
blame at the warbling Doppler

6061
03:40:38,270 --> 03:40:40,620
effect of the fucking VHS tape.

6062
03:40:40,620 --> 03:40:44,060
This is just a very bad, very

6063
03:40:44,060 --> 03:40:46,620
busy mix of sounds.

6064
03:40:46,620 --> 03:40:48,620
And it's terrible stuff.

6065
03:40:48,620 --> 03:40:50,620
It's a show for a fucking hole.

6066
03:40:50,620 --> 03:40:51,620
This is it.

6067
03:40:51,620 --> 03:40:53,620
It's befitting of the product.

6068
03:40:53,620 --> 03:41:23,600
looked.

6069
03:41:23,600 --> 03:41:27,180
What a waste of money. Nobody

6070
03:41:27,180 --> 03:41:29,110
calls. What we could do with

6071
03:41:29,110 --> 03:41:31,300
the money, eh, Clive? I go to a

6072
03:41:31,300 --> 03:41:32,920
naked elf farm and get a big

6073
03:41:32,920 --> 03:41:34,610
Turkish man to rub me up and

6074
03:41:34,610 --> 03:41:36,490
down with olive oil and scrape

6075
03:41:36,490 --> 03:41:38,600
it all off with a...

6076
03:41:38,600 --> 03:41:40,210
Christ, what time of day was

6077
03:41:40,210 --> 03:41:41,040
this on at?

6078
03:41:41,840 --> 03:41:43,740
Stringill. Ooh.

6079
03:41:45,100 --> 03:41:46,820
Very f***ing so unnecessary.

6080
03:41:46,820 --> 03:41:48,140
Stringill, Clive.

6081
03:41:49,940 --> 03:41:51,030
Yeah, I get the f*** out of my

6082
03:41:51,030 --> 03:41:53,060
television now.

6083
03:41:53,060 --> 03:41:56,100
Oh, take me there, Clive.

6084
03:42:01,700 --> 03:41:59,640
How did that... That would have

6085
03:41:59,640 --> 03:42:03,260
put you... No way would you buy

6086
03:42:03,260 --> 03:42:05,760
the products after that.

6087
03:42:09,060 --> 03:42:09,820
Mama.

6088
03:42:11,300 --> 03:42:11,860
Mama.

6089
03:42:12,980 --> 03:42:13,420
Mama.

6090
03:42:13,940 --> 03:42:14,580
Mama.

6091
03:42:15,060 --> 03:42:15,460
Mama.

6092
03:42:16,720 --> 03:42:17,200
Mama.

6093
03:42:18,060 --> 03:42:18,460
Mama.

6094
03:42:18,460 --> 03:42:18,860
Yeah.

6095
03:42:19,280 --> 03:42:22,340
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic.

6096
03:42:22,600 --> 03:42:23,140
Say R.

6097
03:42:23,280 --> 03:42:23,560
Oh.

6098
03:42:23,720 --> 03:42:24,620
And no!

6099
03:42:26,380 --> 03:42:27,200
Oh, lovies.

6100
03:42:27,460 --> 03:42:28,180
Oh, darling.

6101
03:42:29,800 --> 03:42:30,520
Oh, oh, seven.

6102
03:42:33,260 --> 03:42:35,740
Oh, oh.

6103
03:42:36,640 --> 03:42:39,420
A real bombardment of shite

6104
03:42:39,420 --> 03:42:40,340
animation.

6105
03:42:40,520 --> 03:42:41,200
I don't like it.

6106
03:42:41,260 --> 03:42:42,480
It's just too...

6107
03:42:42,480 --> 03:42:42,600
Oh.

6108
03:42:43,560 --> 03:42:45,980
It's not smooth at all.

6109
03:42:45,980 --> 03:42:47,740
And then multiple colour

6110
03:42:47,740 --> 03:42:49,820
background flashes like that

6111
03:42:49,820 --> 03:42:51,560
are just triggering.

6112
03:42:53,340 --> 03:42:54,790
Really horrible stuff to look

6113
03:42:54,790 --> 03:42:55,460
at.

6114
03:42:55,720 --> 03:42:58,640
Visually too busy.

6115
03:42:58,860 --> 03:43:00,640
It's the air in your arrow that

6116
03:43:00,640 --> 03:43:01,740
makes you go.

6117
03:43:02,000 --> 03:43:02,260
Oh.

6118
03:43:04,900 --> 03:43:05,620
Hello.

6119
03:43:06,300 --> 03:43:08,000
I'm a wide mouth frog and I

6120
03:43:08,000 --> 03:43:10,720
just love yummy Maltesers.

6121
03:43:11,200 --> 03:43:12,780
Is that Bilodi?

6122
03:43:12,780 --> 03:43:14,580
I rolled around till the

6123
03:43:14,580 --> 03:43:16,140
chocolate melts.

6124
03:43:16,360 --> 03:43:16,940
Mm-mm.

6125
03:43:17,320 --> 03:43:17,580
Hello.

6126
03:43:17,980 --> 03:43:18,700
I'm an alligator.

6127
03:43:19,260 --> 03:43:20,840
I love to crunch.

6128
03:43:21,040 --> 03:43:21,620
No, it's not.

6129
03:43:21,740 --> 03:43:22,500
Maltesers.

6130
03:43:22,640 --> 03:43:24,620
Oh, that light honeycomb center

6131
03:43:24,620 --> 03:43:26,210
surrounded by thick milk

6132
03:43:26,210 --> 03:43:28,110
chocolate surrounded by wide

6133
03:43:28,110 --> 03:43:29,120
mouth frog.

6134
03:43:30,800 --> 03:43:31,060
Oh.

6135
03:43:32,340 --> 03:43:33,740
You don't say.

6136
03:43:34,260 --> 03:43:34,860
Maltesers.

6137
03:43:35,140 --> 03:43:36,140
The lighter way to enjoy

6138
03:43:36,140 --> 03:43:36,960
chocolate.

6139
03:43:38,460 --> 03:43:40,030
Any danger of dinner before the

6140
03:43:40,030 --> 03:43:40,820
movie, Mum?

6141
03:43:40,820 --> 03:43:42,040
These fuckers again.

6142
03:43:42,620 --> 03:43:43,400
It won't be long.

6143
03:43:44,240 --> 03:43:45,100
Come on, Mum.

6144
03:43:45,160 --> 03:43:45,760
It's starting.

6145
03:43:46,180 --> 03:43:46,890
Well, all I can say is thank

6146
03:43:46,890 --> 03:43:48,160
goodness for commercials.

6147
03:43:50,180 --> 03:43:50,720
Let's see what...

6148
03:43:50,720 --> 03:43:52,940
Thankfully, it was five seconds

6149
03:43:52,940 --> 03:43:53,460
long.

6150
03:43:53,700 --> 03:43:54,200
What these...

6151
03:43:54,200 --> 03:43:56,880
It's an interesting beard.

6152
03:43:56,980 --> 03:43:58,320
I think of a few snacks here.

6153
03:43:58,700 --> 03:43:59,260
Bee flavor.

6154
03:43:59,940 --> 03:44:01,780
Bacon flavor corn snacks.

6155
03:44:02,020 --> 03:44:03,140
And now pepperami.

6156
03:44:03,140 --> 03:44:05,550
Tangy snack made from 100% sure

6157
03:44:05,550 --> 03:44:06,140
meat.

6158
03:44:06,300 --> 03:44:07,300
Well, that confirms it.

6159
03:44:07,880 --> 03:44:08,240
Meat love.

6160
03:44:08,360 --> 03:44:09,120
Meat sticks.

6161
03:44:09,140 --> 03:44:09,640
It's everywhere.

6162
03:44:09,820 --> 03:44:10,740
I prefer pepperami.

6163
03:44:11,040 --> 03:44:11,380
Do anything.

6164
03:44:12,680 --> 03:44:13,960
Well, almost anything.

6165
03:44:14,160 --> 03:44:15,880
Get your teeth into a pepperami.

6166
03:44:17,880 --> 03:44:18,600
Kellogg's Fruit and Fiber now

6167
03:44:18,600 --> 03:44:21,760
has even more fruit and even juicier

6168
03:44:21,760 --> 03:44:22,900
raisins.

6169
03:44:23,380 --> 03:44:24,600
Kellogg's Fruit and Fiber.

6170
03:44:25,000 --> 03:44:26,600
Never the same bite twice.

6171
03:44:26,600 --> 03:44:28,080
He did loads of adverts.

6172
03:44:28,220 --> 03:44:29,960
Stephen Fry did loads of adverts.

6173
03:44:30,080 --> 03:44:30,940
Probably still doing them.

6174
03:44:30,940 --> 03:44:36,060
A lot of money.

6175
03:44:41,700 --> 03:44:39,180
What they don't know is now

6176
03:44:39,180 --> 03:44:43,020
Miss Spencer has St. Ival Gold

6177
03:44:43,020 --> 03:44:46,850
at break time, she's lightened

6178
03:44:46,850 --> 03:44:47,680
up.

6179
03:44:47,860 --> 03:44:49,250
Because St. Ival Gold is the

6180
03:44:49,250 --> 03:44:50,660
light and tasty spread made

6181
03:44:50,660 --> 03:44:51,840
with semi-skim milk.

6182
03:44:53,100 --> 03:44:54,040
Score a pink cake.

6183
03:44:54,560 --> 03:44:55,900
Good morning, class.

6184
03:44:56,480 --> 03:44:58,720
There's only one Miss Spencer.

6185
03:44:59,220 --> 03:45:00,530
See the lighter side of life

6186
03:45:00,530 --> 03:45:01,700
with St. Ival Gold.

6187
03:45:06,140 --> 03:45:07,180
McCain oven chips.

6188
03:45:07,380 --> 03:45:08,500
This is a chip.

6189
03:45:08,660 --> 03:45:09,940
A fucking action.

6190
03:45:10,280 --> 03:45:11,640
Extreme action chip.

6191
03:45:11,740 --> 03:45:13,380
Doing snowboarding, paragliding,

6192
03:45:13,380 --> 03:45:14,640
fucking rock climbing.

6193
03:45:14,780 --> 03:45:15,780
Only 5% fat.

6194
03:45:16,080 --> 03:45:17,550
So it almost goes so fast you

6195
03:45:17,550 --> 03:45:19,160
don't even notice it.

6196
03:45:19,260 --> 03:45:20,580
It's a shame because.

6197
03:45:20,720 --> 03:45:21,120
See the lighter.

6198
03:45:21,180 --> 03:45:22,140
It's a fucking chip.

6199
03:45:22,460 --> 03:45:24,060
Side of life with St. Ival Gold.

6200
03:45:25,980 --> 03:45:27,660
That little chip.

6201
03:45:29,320 --> 03:45:30,360
I wonder how they got that.

6202
03:45:30,420 --> 03:45:31,300
How they made that.

6203
03:45:31,360 --> 03:45:31,940
Is that...

6204
03:45:31,940 --> 03:45:35,260
Yee-haw!

6205
03:45:35,260 --> 03:45:38,020
McCain oven chips.

6206
03:45:38,120 --> 03:45:39,490
With only 5% fat, there's no

6207
03:45:39,490 --> 03:45:41,060
fitter chip for your plate.

6208
03:45:43,420 --> 03:45:45,360
Ah, Tetley freeze-dried instant

6209
03:45:45,360 --> 03:45:45,860
tea.

6210
03:45:45,860 --> 03:45:48,700
100% pure Tetley in a jar.

6211
03:45:48,700 --> 03:45:50,100
Have I told you how it was

6212
03:45:50,100 --> 03:45:50,960
first made?

6213
03:45:51,300 --> 03:45:52,940
It's a chilling tale.

6214
03:45:53,380 --> 03:45:54,280
The Ice Queen De-

6215
03:45:54,280 --> 03:45:55,220
The Tea Girl.

6216
03:45:55,380 --> 03:45:55,760
Just a-

6217
03:45:55,760 --> 03:45:59,570
Make yourself comfortable on

6218
03:45:59,570 --> 03:46:02,800
the veranda, auntie.

6219
03:46:03,640 --> 03:46:04,120
Comfortable?

6220
03:46:04,540 --> 03:46:07,700
Guy garden?

6221
03:46:08,700 --> 03:46:09,230
Didn't think you'd run into

6222
03:46:09,230 --> 03:46:10,920
that sort of thing out here.

6223
03:46:12,500 --> 03:46:15,240
Was that freeze-dried tea?

6224
03:46:16,060 --> 03:46:16,800
Sorry, I skipped it because I

6225
03:46:16,800 --> 03:46:17,580
was...

6226
03:46:17,580 --> 03:46:19,200
I'm just sick of Tetley adverts.

6227
03:46:19,320 --> 03:46:20,140
They're fucking rubbish.

6228
03:46:20,540 --> 03:46:22,380
But I mean, that's like a

6229
03:46:22,380 --> 03:46:25,620
Maxwell House version of tea in

6230
03:46:25,620 --> 03:46:27,340
a fucking jar.

6231
03:46:27,460 --> 03:46:27,820
Is that even...

6232
03:46:28,620 --> 03:46:29,550
Never even knew that even

6233
03:46:29,550 --> 03:46:30,400
existed.

6234
03:46:30,400 --> 03:46:32,980
Sent pure Tetley in a jar.

6235
03:46:33,340 --> 03:46:34,380
Have I told you how it was

6236
03:46:34,380 --> 03:46:35,240
first made?

6237
03:46:35,560 --> 03:46:37,200
It's a chilling tale.

6238
03:46:37,660 --> 03:46:38,920
The Ice Queen, desperate for a

6239
03:46:38,920 --> 03:46:39,820
cup of Tetley,

6240
03:46:40,200 --> 03:46:41,660
captured me and my teapot,

6241
03:46:42,000 --> 03:46:43,020
she grabbed the pot,

6242
03:46:43,380 --> 03:46:44,810
and the tea transformed into

6243
03:46:44,810 --> 03:46:46,680
perfect little freeze-dried

6244
03:46:46,680 --> 03:46:48,440
granules of Tetley tea.

6245
03:46:48,780 --> 03:46:50,180
Made a lovely cuppa,

6246
03:46:50,880 --> 03:46:52,200
hair melted her heart.

6247
03:46:52,620 --> 03:46:53,840
Oh, magic!

6248
03:46:54,180 --> 03:46:56,500
And just a little Tetley know-how.

6249
03:46:56,500 --> 03:47:01,880
Cake, auntie?

6250
03:47:02,880 --> 03:47:03,350
Didn't think you'd run into

6251
03:47:03,350 --> 03:47:05,000
that sort of thing out here.

6252
03:47:07,320 --> 03:47:08,140
Try this, auntie.

6253
03:47:09,100 --> 03:47:09,360
Hmm.

6254
03:47:11,700 --> 03:47:12,300
There you are.

6255
03:47:12,960 --> 03:47:14,020
I hope they're fresh.

6256
03:47:17,460 --> 03:47:17,300
I don't know why you put up

6257
03:47:17,300 --> 03:47:18,920
with her.

6258
03:47:19,640 --> 03:47:20,680
Well, you've got to have

6259
03:47:20,680 --> 03:47:22,030
something to keep the flies off

6260
03:47:22,030 --> 03:47:22,680
your beer.

6261
03:47:24,300 --> 03:47:25,570
Australians wouldn't give a

6262
03:47:25,570 --> 03:47:26,940
castle mine forex for anything

6263
03:47:26,940 --> 03:47:27,360
else.

6264
03:47:28,260 --> 03:47:29,180
I think that was a shit beer as

6265
03:47:29,180 --> 03:47:29,720
well.

6266
03:47:29,820 --> 03:47:30,740
Tonight, may I...

6267
03:47:30,740 --> 03:47:32,130
Tonight, may I recommend

6268
03:47:32,130 --> 03:47:33,770
original beef burgers from the

6269
03:47:33,770 --> 03:47:35,100
Birdseye Steakhouse?

6270
03:47:36,780 --> 03:47:37,820
Tonight, may I...

6271
03:47:37,820 --> 03:47:42,730
I'm glad that finished, because

6272
03:47:42,730 --> 03:47:43,280
it was shit.

6273
03:47:43,420 --> 03:47:44,320
This is a classic.

6274
03:47:44,880 --> 03:47:47,560
A moose loose about this hoose.

6275
03:47:48,560 --> 03:47:49,300
Tonight, may I...

6276
03:47:49,300 --> 03:47:51,810
Maynard's original wine gums

6277
03:47:51,810 --> 03:47:53,930
are filled with delicious,

6278
03:47:53,930 --> 03:47:55,140
juicy flavour,

6279
03:47:55,260 --> 03:47:56,560
just waiting to be set loose.

6280
03:47:56,860 --> 03:47:58,780
All you've got to do is chew!

6281
03:47:58,780 --> 03:48:09,500
Hootsman, there's juice loose

6282
03:48:09,500 --> 03:48:16,300
about this hoose.

6283
03:48:18,300 --> 03:48:20,100
Set the juice loose!

6284
03:48:20,100 --> 03:48:28,410
The legs on the bagpipes would

6285
03:48:28,410 --> 03:48:34,440
have been terrifying,

6286
03:48:34,580 --> 03:48:35,630
had it not been for such a

6287
03:48:35,630 --> 03:48:36,540
quality...

6288
03:48:38,420 --> 03:48:40,380
fucking adverse concept,

6289
03:48:40,520 --> 03:48:42,470
like the tune and whatnot was

6290
03:48:42,470 --> 03:48:43,120
good.

6291
03:48:43,220 --> 03:48:44,750
But this would have really

6292
03:48:44,750 --> 03:48:46,510
scared me if it was in another

6293
03:48:46,510 --> 03:48:47,540
situation.

6294
03:48:47,840 --> 03:48:49,660
Think back to the Cupronol Man.

6295
03:48:50,900 --> 03:48:52,830
I mean, that kind of vibe off

6296
03:48:52,830 --> 03:48:54,560
of the dancing bagpipe.

6297
03:48:54,740 --> 03:48:55,590
And there's just something

6298
03:48:55,590 --> 03:48:56,320
about it as well.

6299
03:48:56,380 --> 03:48:57,760
It's like it has an eye.

6300
03:48:57,840 --> 03:48:59,120
That's an eye...

6301
03:48:59,120 --> 03:49:01,480
or on the end of its snout.

6302
03:49:07,560 --> 03:49:09,460
It's like a fucking aardvark.

6303
03:49:13,460 --> 03:49:14,920
And look at the way it does a

6304
03:49:14,920 --> 03:49:16,460
little jig with its leg.

6305
03:49:16,460 --> 03:49:17,460
Whoever thought of this...

6306
03:49:18,660 --> 03:49:19,460
Great idea.

6307
03:49:21,140 --> 03:49:22,340
It's a great idea.

6308
03:49:22,900 --> 03:49:24,100
And the splits as well.

6309
03:49:31,060 --> 03:49:32,140
May just see that again.

6310
03:49:32,800 --> 03:49:33,540
Sorry about that.

6311
03:49:33,620 --> 03:49:34,440
Just one more.

6312
03:49:34,440 --> 03:49:35,890
Maynard's original wine gums

6313
03:49:35,890 --> 03:49:37,500
are filled with delicious juicy

6314
03:49:37,500 --> 03:49:38,100
flavour,

6315
03:49:38,200 --> 03:49:39,500
just waiting to be set loose.

6316
03:49:39,500 --> 03:49:41,180
All you've got to do...

6317
03:49:41,180 --> 03:49:41,760
is chill!

6318
03:49:55,760 --> 03:49:52,430
Hootsman, there's juice loose

6319
03:49:52,430 --> 03:49:59,240
about this hoose.

6320
03:50:01,300 --> 03:50:03,020
Set the juice loose!

6321
03:50:03,020 --> 03:50:09,500
Massic vibes.

6322
03:50:09,500 --> 03:50:10,500
Very...

6323
03:50:10,500 --> 03:50:13,980
Very reverential.

6324
03:50:15,920 --> 03:50:16,960
It's a flake.

6325
03:50:17,140 --> 03:50:18,080
It's a lot of foot.

6326
03:50:18,600 --> 03:50:19,440
Beep going on.

6327
03:50:19,640 --> 03:50:19,840
It's...

6328
03:50:19,840 --> 03:50:21,740
A woman in the back.

6329
03:50:24,140 --> 03:50:26,140
It's everything but the girl.

6330
03:50:30,620 --> 03:50:31,760
Cadbury's Flake.

6331
03:50:31,760 --> 03:50:32,180
And that glass...

6332
03:50:32,180 --> 03:50:33,170
The crumbliest, flakiest milk

6333
03:50:33,170 --> 03:50:34,100
chocolate in the world.

6334
03:50:34,100 --> 03:50:34,660
That glass...

6335
03:50:34,660 --> 03:50:35,630
That rolling glass orb thing

6336
03:50:35,630 --> 03:50:36,100
there...

6337
03:50:36,100 --> 03:50:37,100
It never...

6338
03:50:37,100 --> 03:50:38,100
Broke.

6339
03:50:38,100 --> 03:50:39,100
What...

6340
03:50:39,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6341
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6342
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6343
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6344
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6345
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6346
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6347
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:40,100
What was it?

6348
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:41,100
What was it?

6349
03:50:41,100 --> 03:50:41,100
What was it?

6350
03:50:41,100 --> 03:50:41,100
What was it?

6351
03:50:41,100 --> 03:50:41,100
What was it?

6352
03:50:41,100 --> 03:50:42,100
What was it?

6353
03:50:42,100 --> 03:50:42,100
What was it?

6354
03:50:42,100 --> 03:50:43,100
What was it?

6355
03:50:43,100 --> 03:50:43,100
What was it?

6356
03:50:43,100 --> 03:50:44,100
What was it?

6357
03:50:44,100 --> 03:50:45,100
What was it?

6358
03:50:45,100 --> 03:50:46,100
What was it?

6359
03:50:46,100 --> 03:50:47,100
What was that meant to be?

6360
03:50:47,100 --> 03:50:48,100
Is that a bubble?

6361
03:50:48,100 --> 03:50:48,680
Is that meant to be a fucking

6362
03:50:48,680 --> 03:50:49,100
like a...

6363
03:50:49,100 --> 03:50:50,100
an air bubble.

6364
03:50:50,100 --> 03:50:52,260
The crumbliest, flakiest milk

6365
03:50:52,260 --> 03:50:54,100
chocolate in the world.

6366
03:50:54,100 --> 03:50:55,100
Lisa Stansfield.

6367
03:50:55,100 --> 03:50:56,100
In the back.

6368
03:50:56,100 --> 03:50:57,100
That's a hell of a...

6369
03:50:57,100 --> 03:50:58,100
In the world.

6370
03:50:58,100 --> 03:50:59,100
Mundy Mundy out so.

6371
03:50:59,100 --> 03:50:59,680
That's a hell of a spider in

6372
03:50:59,680 --> 03:51:00,100
there mate.

6373
03:51:00,100 --> 03:51:01,100
Yeah I've seen it.

6374
03:51:01,100 --> 03:51:02,100
The question is...

6375
03:51:02,100 --> 03:51:02,600
What drongo is gonna be stupid

6376
03:51:02,600 --> 03:51:03,100
enough to go in a...

6377
03:51:03,100 --> 03:51:04,100
Gonna be a lynch mob out there.

6378
03:51:04,100 --> 03:51:05,100
We're sold out.

6379
03:51:05,100 --> 03:51:06,100
Flush it out.

6380
03:51:06,100 --> 03:51:06,770
Anyone tell me what the toilet

6381
03:51:06,770 --> 03:51:07,100
is please?

6382
03:51:07,100 --> 03:51:07,860
I've seen it.

6383
03:51:08,220 --> 03:51:09,760
The question is, what drongo's

6384
03:51:09,760 --> 03:51:11,290
going to be stupid enough to go

6385
03:51:11,290 --> 03:51:12,080
in a...

6386
03:51:12,080 --> 03:51:13,000
Going to be a lynch mob out

6387
03:51:13,000 --> 03:51:14,560
there. We're sold out.

6388
03:51:14,820 --> 03:51:15,540
Flush it out.

6389
03:51:16,320 --> 03:51:16,980
Anyone tell me what the toilet

6390
03:51:16,980 --> 03:51:17,760
is, please?

6391
03:51:18,980 --> 03:51:20,420
The dunny's 50 yards down on

6392
03:51:20,420 --> 03:51:21,660
your right.

6393
03:51:21,900 --> 03:51:22,140
Thanks.

6394
03:51:24,900 --> 03:51:25,180
Yeah!

6395
03:51:26,880 --> 03:51:27,760
I should have let him in on it,

6396
03:51:27,760 --> 03:51:28,540
Bill.

6397
03:51:28,680 --> 03:51:29,120
Nah.

6398
03:51:29,880 --> 03:51:31,380
You'll find out soon enough.

6399
03:51:32,780 --> 03:51:33,860
He's sold out.

6400
03:51:33,860 --> 03:51:49,600
I bet he drinks Carling Black

6401
03:51:49,600 --> 03:51:54,880
Label.

6402
03:51:55,200 --> 03:51:56,000
Carling what?

6403
03:51:56,200 --> 03:51:57,610
Carling Black Label. It's a

6404
03:51:57,610 --> 03:51:58,440
bombing lager.

6405
03:51:58,800 --> 03:52:00,400
Brewed at 4.1% for a fuller

6406
03:52:00,400 --> 03:52:01,180
flavour.

6407
03:52:01,180 --> 03:52:02,660
And because it's the number one

6408
03:52:02,660 --> 03:52:04,040
selling lager over there,

6409
03:52:04,680 --> 03:52:05,880
you're never likely to get a

6410
03:52:05,880 --> 03:52:07,540
sniff of it over here.

6411
03:52:07,760 --> 03:52:08,510
This could have given you a

6412
03:52:08,510 --> 03:52:09,260
nasty blockage.

6413
03:52:13,520 --> 03:52:15,380
What the fuck has gone on?

6414
03:52:19,800 --> 03:52:21,120
It's quiet in here, isn't it?

6415
03:52:21,920 --> 03:52:22,400
Carling.

6416
03:52:22,740 --> 03:52:23,180
No wonder.

6417
03:52:23,180 --> 03:52:36,270
And like only moments after

6418
03:52:36,270 --> 03:52:46,540
seeing the...

6419
03:52:46,540 --> 03:52:49,880
Castlemaine Forex lager advert.

6420
03:52:52,020 --> 03:52:53,860
It's kind of weird to see this.

6421
03:52:54,020 --> 03:52:55,130
Because you think it's the

6422
03:52:55,130 --> 03:52:56,120
exact same lager.

6423
03:52:59,780 --> 03:52:59,940
Huh?

6424
03:53:00,660 --> 03:53:01,200
Well...

6425
03:53:01,200 --> 03:53:02,420
You've got to have something to

6426
03:53:02,420 --> 03:53:03,740
kick the flies off your beer.

6427
03:53:04,280 --> 03:53:06,280
I think maybe Crocodile Dundee

6428
03:53:06,280 --> 03:53:08,420
had a lot to answer for with

6429
03:53:08,420 --> 03:53:10,640
these adverts coming out.

6430
03:53:10,740 --> 03:53:11,600
Maybe Crocodile...

6431
03:53:11,600 --> 03:53:13,830
The popularity of Crocodile Dundee

6432
03:53:13,830 --> 03:53:15,640
led to some of this stuff.

6433
03:53:15,640 --> 03:53:16,440
It's a bombing lager.

6434
03:53:16,760 --> 03:53:17,640
Brewed at 4.1% for a fuller.

6435
03:53:17,640 --> 03:53:18,920
It's quiet in here, isn't it?

6436
03:53:29,700 --> 03:53:30,260
Carling.

6437
03:53:30,500 --> 03:53:31,920
No wonder it's number one.

6438
03:53:34,620 --> 03:53:34,890
Guess how many oranges Britvik

6439
03:53:34,890 --> 03:53:36,760
have squeezed into this

6440
03:53:36,760 --> 03:53:38,200
commercial.

6441
03:53:38,560 --> 03:53:39,260
John Shuttled.

6442
03:53:39,340 --> 03:53:40,020
144.

6443
03:53:40,020 --> 03:53:44,600
One day, it all just started.

6444
03:53:44,880 --> 03:53:46,770
And for a long time, there was

6445
03:53:46,770 --> 03:53:47,440
fire.

6446
03:53:47,440 --> 03:53:49,280
And rocks.

6447
03:53:49,280 --> 03:53:52,820
And fire.

6448
03:53:52,820 --> 03:53:54,560
And rocks.

6449
03:53:54,560 --> 03:54:10,480
Too cool for school.

6450
03:54:10,480 --> 03:54:12,560
Too cool for school.

6451
03:54:13,220 --> 03:54:13,900
What goes better with an

6452
03:54:13,900 --> 03:54:15,940
intense snack than intense film?

6453
03:54:16,080 --> 03:54:17,440
Eat this, watch this, Louis.

6454
03:54:17,860 --> 03:54:18,560
Good potential.

6455
03:54:18,820 --> 03:54:20,490
Pot noodles usually have kind

6456
03:54:20,490 --> 03:54:22,580
of offbeat sort of fucking vibe

6457
03:54:22,580 --> 03:54:23,480
about them.

6458
03:54:23,520 --> 03:54:23,820
Kick it.

6459
03:54:23,960 --> 03:54:24,480
They're adverts.

6460
03:54:28,480 --> 03:54:30,140
Ace of spades.

6461
03:54:37,440 --> 03:54:36,570
If you like to gamble, I tell

6462
03:54:36,570 --> 03:54:40,660
you how to land.

6463
03:54:40,940 --> 03:54:42,400
You win so loose.

6464
03:54:42,400 --> 03:54:44,000
If anyone tried stealing my pot,

6465
03:54:44,000 --> 03:54:45,320
I'd wrestle them for it.

6466
03:54:45,400 --> 03:54:46,400
Connie, let's hit the mat.

6467
03:54:50,480 --> 03:54:49,520
If this isn't snacking at its

6468
03:54:49,520 --> 03:54:53,440
most intense, the devil...

6469
03:54:53,440 --> 03:54:54,430
If the tune was good, but the

6470
03:54:54,430 --> 03:54:55,060
adverts shit.

6471
03:54:55,060 --> 03:54:55,980
Don't scuba dive.

6472
03:54:57,120 --> 03:54:57,780
Stay hungry.

6473
03:55:09,280 --> 03:55:11,820
Not more Tetley's fucking...

6474
03:55:11,820 --> 03:55:12,380
Parable.

6475
03:55:13,380 --> 03:55:13,860
Rubbish.

6476
03:55:15,200 --> 03:55:15,680
Rubbish.

6477
03:55:15,680 --> 03:55:28,440
Now listen up, you guys.

6478
03:55:28,740 --> 03:55:29,860
What is it that makes a hula

6479
03:55:29,860 --> 03:55:31,280
hoop so irresistible?

6480
03:55:31,780 --> 03:55:32,700
I don't know, mate.

6481
03:55:33,020 --> 03:55:34,160
I'm just off to get some now.

6482
03:55:35,160 --> 03:55:35,640
Voices.

6483
03:55:36,120 --> 03:55:36,960
Funny voices.

6484
03:55:37,300 --> 03:55:38,780
And old footage.

6485
03:55:39,160 --> 03:55:40,140
Try asking my dad.

6486
03:55:40,400 --> 03:55:41,260
He works on a boat.

6487
03:55:41,660 --> 03:55:42,680
Yeah, I prefer...

6488
03:55:43,380 --> 03:55:44,340
I'm trying to play myself.

6489
03:55:44,460 --> 03:55:45,680
In fact, I've got 25 packets by

6490
03:55:45,680 --> 03:55:46,260
the compass.

6491
03:55:46,780 --> 03:55:48,540
I cannae find my hula hoops.

6492
03:55:48,640 --> 03:55:49,860
Daddy's pinched him.

6493
03:55:50,500 --> 03:55:51,260
Oh, one for you.

6494
03:55:51,540 --> 03:55:52,440
One for you.

6495
03:55:52,620 --> 03:55:53,560
One for you there.

6496
03:56:00,900 --> 03:55:58,340
They bit off more than they

6497
03:55:58,340 --> 03:56:03,440
could chew with that one.

6498
03:56:06,620 --> 03:56:07,520
This looks good.

6499
03:56:07,580 --> 03:56:08,160
Is it for pain?

6500
03:56:08,240 --> 03:56:08,720
No, it's for beer.

6501
03:56:09,680 --> 03:56:10,840
For pain relief.

6502
03:56:14,080 --> 03:56:14,900
Who's the actor?

6503
03:56:16,400 --> 03:56:17,500
Is that Rooker?

6504
03:56:18,260 --> 03:56:19,450
I've been accused of taking

6505
03:56:19,450 --> 03:56:21,280
myself too seriously.

6506
03:56:23,400 --> 03:56:24,500
Not guilty.

6507
03:56:26,680 --> 03:56:28,080
It is Rooker Hauer.

6508
03:56:28,400 --> 03:56:29,760
And I've never seen that before.

6509
03:56:32,880 --> 03:56:33,420
Accused of taking myself too

6510
03:56:33,420 --> 03:56:35,300
seriously.

6511
03:56:37,480 --> 03:56:38,520
Not guilty.

6512
03:56:38,520 --> 03:56:38,600
Not guilty.

6513
03:56:38,600 --> 03:56:49,650
Is this the anthropomorphic

6514
03:56:49,650 --> 03:56:55,520
bunny woman?

6515
03:56:57,920 --> 03:57:02,340
Well, good morning, Posty.

6516
03:57:02,340 --> 03:57:03,700
Very mixed emotions.

6517
03:57:03,700 --> 03:57:04,340
Thank you.

6518
03:57:04,660 --> 03:57:05,980
You know, you ought to relax a

6519
03:57:05,980 --> 03:57:06,560
while.

6520
03:57:07,020 --> 03:57:07,340
Here.

6521
03:57:07,560 --> 03:57:09,110
See how the thick Cadbury's

6522
03:57:09,110 --> 03:57:11,080
milk chocolate melts into the

6523
03:57:11,080 --> 03:57:12,340
dreamy caramel.

6524
03:57:14,240 --> 03:57:15,880
I love birthdays.

6525
03:57:15,880 --> 03:57:15,880
I love birthdays.

6526
03:57:15,880 --> 03:57:16,760
Don't you?

6527
03:57:18,460 --> 03:57:19,660
Take it easy.

6528
03:57:20,020 --> 03:57:21,280
With Cadbury's caramel.

6529
03:57:21,280 --> 03:57:22,440
It was a confusing time.

6530
03:57:24,440 --> 03:57:25,660
Oh, no!

6531
03:57:26,280 --> 03:57:28,030
That's fucking Super Soccer, is

6532
03:57:28,030 --> 03:57:28,400
it?

6533
03:57:28,400 --> 03:57:29,140
On the SNES.

6534
03:57:30,560 --> 03:57:31,820
That's Super Snot.

6535
03:57:32,020 --> 03:57:32,680
Super Snot.

6536
03:57:32,780 --> 03:57:33,460
Super Snot.

6537
03:57:33,840 --> 03:57:34,300
Say that again.

6538
03:57:34,360 --> 03:57:36,140
Super Soccer on the SNES.

6539
03:57:40,440 --> 03:57:41,460
Oh, no!

6540
03:57:41,740 --> 03:57:42,740
I believe...

6541
03:57:42,740 --> 03:57:43,600
No, it's not.

6542
03:57:53,600 --> 03:57:59,960
It fucking is!

6543
03:57:59,960 --> 03:57:59,960
It fucking is!

6544
03:58:08,720 --> 03:58:10,600
I remember the...

6545
03:58:10,600 --> 03:58:12,280
Goal!

6546
03:58:12,280 --> 03:58:29,760
It's the exact same.

6547
03:58:29,840 --> 03:58:32,190
So, they managed to license

6548
03:58:32,190 --> 03:58:34,120
Super Soccer on the SNES,

6549
03:58:34,520 --> 03:58:36,680
even though they're using not

6550
03:58:36,680 --> 03:58:38,260
SNES controllers.

6551
03:58:40,260 --> 03:58:40,700
Caramel.

6552
03:58:40,700 --> 03:58:40,900
Caramel.

6553
03:58:40,900 --> 03:58:42,900
Caramel.

6554
03:58:43,540 --> 03:58:45,080
And these monkeys...

6555
03:58:45,080 --> 03:58:46,900
It's sad to think that...

6556
03:58:47,520 --> 03:58:49,240
They could have been abused.

6557
03:58:51,280 --> 03:58:52,540
Thank you very much, sir.

6558
03:58:52,800 --> 03:58:54,000
Jimmius Lingus.

6559
03:58:55,080 --> 03:58:55,880
Goal!

6560
03:58:56,780 --> 03:58:57,880
They could...

6561
03:58:57,880 --> 03:58:59,220
Not abuse, but I mean,

6562
03:58:59,300 --> 03:59:00,040
if you're looking at it through

6563
03:59:00,040 --> 03:59:00,900
the perspective of...

6564
03:59:01,560 --> 03:59:02,900
Were they coerced...

6565
03:59:03,440 --> 03:59:05,900
To do these...

6566
03:59:06,540 --> 03:59:07,980
Sort of things and actions,

6567
03:59:07,980 --> 03:59:08,900
then...

6568
03:59:08,900 --> 03:59:10,480
Yeah, they probably were.

6569
03:59:10,760 --> 03:59:12,260
And I don't think they get away

6570
03:59:12,260 --> 03:59:13,820
these days with making adverts

6571
03:59:13,820 --> 03:59:15,540
with fucking monkeys in them.

6572
03:59:16,760 --> 03:59:18,040
Because it'd just be like,

6573
03:59:18,220 --> 03:59:20,140
what did you have to do to get

6574
03:59:20,140 --> 03:59:22,180
the animal to do that stuff?

6575
03:59:22,400 --> 03:59:22,740
Do you know?

6576
03:59:23,000 --> 03:59:24,480
And were they happy at the time?

6577
03:59:25,040 --> 03:59:25,720
Oh, no!

6578
03:59:26,040 --> 03:59:27,100
I'll be no down.

6579
03:59:27,280 --> 03:59:28,100
Three, nil!

6580
03:59:28,320 --> 03:59:29,900
How can only one boot out lucky?

6581
03:59:30,360 --> 03:59:30,940
Best of seven.

6582
03:59:31,040 --> 03:59:31,380
Okay.

6583
03:59:31,660 --> 03:59:33,400
This time, I'll play it cool.

6584
03:59:33,460 --> 03:59:34,570
Here comes my winger, and it's

6585
03:59:34,570 --> 03:59:35,620
a beautiful rat, and he loves

6586
03:59:35,620 --> 03:59:36,480
it across, and a strike, and

6587
03:59:36,480 --> 03:59:37,100
comes in...

6588
03:59:37,100 --> 03:59:37,820
He's done me again.

6589
03:59:39,140 --> 03:59:40,580
Really amazing creatures when

6590
03:59:40,580 --> 03:59:42,320
you think about it, though, man.

6591
03:59:44,520 --> 03:59:45,190
They're fucking cool, aren't

6592
03:59:45,190 --> 03:59:46,000
they?

6593
03:59:47,400 --> 03:59:48,520
Little faces on them.

6594
03:59:49,320 --> 03:59:50,440
The hair on them as well.

6595
03:59:52,320 --> 03:59:53,740
But it's sad as well.

6596
03:59:53,800 --> 03:59:55,030
It's just something sad about

6597
03:59:55,030 --> 03:59:56,230
seeing them dressed up like

6598
03:59:56,230 --> 03:59:56,660
this.

6599
03:59:58,600 --> 03:59:59,460
Doing this.

6600
04:00:04,660 --> 04:00:05,340
It's...

6601
04:00:05,340 --> 04:00:07,960
I have mixed feelings about it.

6602
04:00:08,140 --> 04:00:09,910
It makes me happy, and it makes

6603
04:00:09,910 --> 04:00:11,460
me sad at the same time.

6604
04:00:11,900 --> 04:00:12,940
It's bittersweet.

6605
04:00:20,140 --> 04:00:20,720
It's fucking funny, though, isn't

6606
04:00:20,720 --> 04:00:21,980
it?

6607
04:00:21,980 --> 04:00:25,890
PG picked the youngest, freshest

6608
04:00:25,890 --> 04:00:28,190
tips of the tea bush, which

6609
04:00:28,190 --> 04:00:31,340
makes PG tips the tea you can

6610
04:00:31,340 --> 04:00:32,660
really taste.

6611
04:00:32,920 --> 04:00:34,070
You know, son, there's more to

6612
04:00:34,070 --> 04:00:35,340
this life than winning.

6613
04:00:35,580 --> 04:00:36,160
Yes, dad.

6614
04:00:36,460 --> 04:00:36,960
Best of nine.

6615
04:00:37,800 --> 04:00:38,960
Whether it's the best-tasting

6616
04:00:38,960 --> 04:00:41,200
spaghetti bolognese, or freshly

6617
04:00:41,200 --> 04:00:43,200
frozen lasagne, even if they

6618
04:00:43,200 --> 04:00:44,950
were abused, they got a great

6619
04:00:44,950 --> 04:00:46,080
advert out of it.

6620
04:00:46,080 --> 04:00:48,480
Only dolmere will do.

6621
04:00:49,940 --> 04:00:50,980
Dolmere.

6622
04:00:51,820 --> 04:00:53,090
Probably made in Holland as

6623
04:00:53,090 --> 04:00:53,500
well.

6624
04:00:54,100 --> 04:00:55,530
Because every dolmere recipe

6625
04:00:55,530 --> 04:00:57,160
uses the finest natural

6626
04:00:57,160 --> 04:00:58,380
ingredients.

6627
04:01:00,200 --> 04:01:01,070
All combined to create that

6628
04:01:01,070 --> 04:01:03,920
delicious dolmere taste.

6629
04:01:04,660 --> 04:01:05,780
For spaghetti bolognese, or

6630
04:01:05,780 --> 04:01:07,580
freshly frozen lasagne.

6631
04:01:08,200 --> 04:01:09,960
Baguetti spolognese.

6632
04:01:10,100 --> 04:01:12,420
Dolmere is simply irresistible.

6633
04:01:13,180 --> 04:01:13,620
Dolmere.

6634
04:01:14,180 --> 04:01:15,900
Only the best will do.

6635
04:01:20,660 --> 04:01:23,220
Full of chemicals, says Daniel.

6636
04:01:23,220 --> 04:01:26,700
Oh, hello.

6637
04:01:28,220 --> 04:01:28,880
Good evening, sir.

6638
04:01:29,480 --> 04:01:30,680
I thought you'd retire.

6639
04:01:31,220 --> 04:01:32,780
No, I felt a bit peckish.

6640
04:01:33,160 --> 04:01:33,420
Ah.

6641
04:01:33,820 --> 04:01:35,180
Perhaps a king's meal sandwich?

6642
04:01:35,600 --> 04:01:36,900
Yeah, why not?

6643
04:01:37,340 --> 04:01:39,360
Familiar fucking face.

6644
04:01:39,420 --> 04:01:39,960
What was he in?

6645
04:01:39,960 --> 04:01:41,400
He was in some stuff, wasn't he?

6646
04:01:41,400 --> 04:01:43,120
Honey roast ham and mustard?

6647
04:01:43,560 --> 04:01:44,000
Oh, no.

6648
04:01:44,360 --> 04:01:44,620
No.

6649
04:01:44,900 --> 04:01:46,660
A rare beef and horseradish.

6650
04:01:46,820 --> 04:01:47,600
Well, I don't really...

6651
04:01:47,600 --> 04:01:49,030
Oven baked the traditional way

6652
04:01:49,030 --> 04:01:49,860
using...

6653
04:01:49,860 --> 04:01:51,020
Rubbish...

6654
04:01:51,020 --> 04:01:53,400
Comedies.

6655
04:01:53,400 --> 04:01:55,000
Only top grade flour.

6656
04:01:55,300 --> 04:01:56,290
King's Mill is Britain's

6657
04:01:56,290 --> 04:01:57,760
favourite premium loaf.

6658
04:01:58,580 --> 04:02:00,300
A smoked turkey and green salad?

6659
04:02:00,940 --> 04:02:02,240
How about...

6660
04:02:02,240 --> 04:02:03,640
Cheese and pickles?

6661
04:02:04,280 --> 04:02:05,580
Yes, I can...

6662
04:02:05,580 --> 04:02:07,640
Heartily recommend it, sir.

6663
04:02:08,140 --> 04:02:08,680
King's Mill.

6664
04:02:08,740 --> 04:02:09,120
Maybe he was.

6665
04:02:09,120 --> 04:02:09,580
The loaf that's better...

6666
04:02:09,580 --> 04:02:11,390
Some people are just in adverts

6667
04:02:11,390 --> 04:02:12,600
so much that you do...

6668
04:02:12,600 --> 04:02:13,400
You remember them.

6669
04:02:13,800 --> 04:02:14,620
And then you think,

6670
04:02:14,860 --> 04:02:16,250
Oh, I must remember them for a

6671
04:02:16,250 --> 04:02:17,300
bigger reason.

6672
04:02:17,380 --> 04:02:18,840
But maybe it was just bread.

6673
04:02:19,320 --> 04:02:19,680
Bread.

6674
04:02:20,300 --> 04:02:21,480
What is going on?

6675
04:02:21,720 --> 04:02:22,630
First they make the Mars bar

6676
04:02:22,630 --> 04:02:23,600
bigger and better.

6677
04:02:23,900 --> 04:02:25,340
And now they're giving it away.

6678
04:02:25,540 --> 04:02:26,820
So there's even more to Mars.

6679
04:02:27,040 --> 04:02:28,160
Look, this instant win peck

6680
04:02:28,160 --> 04:02:29,400
could win you a...

6681
04:02:29,400 --> 04:02:31,170
I wonder if that's Danny Baker's

6682
04:02:31,170 --> 04:02:31,920
real hand.

6683
04:02:32,240 --> 04:02:33,760
Or is it a hand model?

6684
04:02:35,080 --> 04:02:35,790
I don't think that's Danny

6685
04:02:35,790 --> 04:02:37,540
Baker's real hand.

6686
04:02:37,540 --> 04:02:38,940
I doubt he would have had a

6687
04:02:38,940 --> 04:02:39,980
hand like that.

6688
04:02:40,420 --> 04:02:41,740
Second one on the spot.

6689
04:02:41,980 --> 04:02:43,040
There's over a million winning

6690
04:02:43,040 --> 04:02:43,480
pecks.

6691
04:02:43,920 --> 04:02:44,420
Of which this...

6692
04:02:44,420 --> 04:02:45,890
Then again, it looks kind of

6693
04:02:45,890 --> 04:02:47,980
like it's his hand from that...

6694
04:02:47,980 --> 04:02:48,660
From...

6695
04:02:48,660 --> 04:02:50,270
Peck could win you a second one

6696
04:02:50,270 --> 04:02:50,940
on the spot.

6697
04:02:51,120 --> 04:02:52,120
From there, maybe.

6698
04:02:52,360 --> 04:02:54,360
There's over a million winning...

6699
04:02:54,360 --> 04:02:55,980
No.

6700
04:02:56,780 --> 04:02:58,320
Maybe not on close-up, no.

6701
04:02:58,820 --> 04:02:59,260
...packs.

6702
04:02:59,620 --> 04:03:01,420
Of which this isn't won.

6703
04:03:01,580 --> 04:03:02,400
Can I have another go, though?

6704
04:03:02,560 --> 04:03:03,000
Got a big...

6705
04:03:03,000 --> 04:03:03,700
Thank you very much.

6706
04:03:04,580 --> 04:03:06,120
Well, I feel lucky today.

6707
04:03:07,160 --> 04:03:08,500
They were like two dumplings.

6708
04:03:08,500 --> 04:03:10,560
With half a pound of chip pilates.

6709
04:03:11,460 --> 04:03:12,870
I couldn't draw or paint and my

6710
04:03:12,870 --> 04:03:14,640
piano woke up me mom.

6711
04:03:15,560 --> 04:03:16,260
What I need to...

6712
04:03:16,260 --> 04:03:16,560
All right.

6713
04:03:16,560 --> 04:03:17,300
I'm still waking up.

6714
04:03:17,300 --> 04:03:17,560
Off.

6715
04:03:18,400 --> 04:03:20,290
The best thing about knickknacks

6716
04:03:20,290 --> 04:03:22,400
is they look like...

6717
04:03:22,400 --> 04:03:22,840
I...

6718
04:03:22,840 --> 04:03:24,300
Yeah, this is fucking Sid.

6719
04:03:24,420 --> 04:03:24,540
No.

6720
04:03:28,540 --> 04:03:28,250
The best thing is the flavor

6721
04:03:28,250 --> 04:03:31,540
hits you like...

6722
04:03:31,540 --> 04:03:33,620
For fucking Ren and Stimpy

6723
04:03:33,620 --> 04:03:34,940
level...

6724
04:03:34,940 --> 04:03:37,180
Weird violence.

6725
04:03:39,840 --> 04:03:40,360
Thank you.

6726
04:03:40,360 --> 04:03:40,920
No.

6727
04:03:41,060 --> 04:03:42,470
Thank you very much, Danny

6728
04:03:42,470 --> 04:03:43,880
Baker's French tips.

6729
04:03:44,120 --> 04:03:44,940
Because they look like...

6730
04:03:46,940 --> 04:03:52,120
Knickknacks.

6731
04:03:52,220 --> 04:03:52,940
They look...

6732
04:03:52,940 --> 04:03:54,860
But they taste.

6733
04:03:57,860 --> 04:03:59,540
And if I get there...

6734
04:03:59,540 --> 04:04:01,140
I've got to win.

6735
04:04:06,920 --> 04:04:07,050
Angela and Carol have gone

6736
04:04:07,050 --> 04:04:09,960
utterly butterly.

6737
04:04:10,240 --> 04:04:11,070
We'd like to get here just

6738
04:04:11,070 --> 04:04:12,240
before half past five.

6739
04:04:12,340 --> 04:04:12,960
To be safe.

6740
04:04:13,400 --> 04:04:14,500
We're waiting for Gary, the

6741
04:04:14,500 --> 04:04:15,380
supervisor.

6742
04:04:15,580 --> 04:04:16,440
It's really important.

6743
04:04:16,640 --> 04:04:17,360
He's the one who puts the

6744
04:04:17,360 --> 04:04:18,280
buttermilk in here.

6745
04:04:18,620 --> 04:04:19,220
Over there!

6746
04:04:19,540 --> 04:04:19,900
Gary!

6747
04:04:20,260 --> 04:04:21,220
Just a quick very quote.

6748
04:04:21,460 --> 04:04:22,420
Love Gary on it.

6749
04:04:23,960 --> 04:04:24,540
After a successful autograph

6750
04:04:24,540 --> 04:04:25,680
hunt...

6751
04:04:25,680 --> 04:04:26,770
We'd like to have St Ival

6752
04:04:26,770 --> 04:04:28,340
utterly butterly on crumpets.

6753
04:04:28,940 --> 04:04:29,560
Show him Colin.

6754
04:04:29,740 --> 04:04:30,720
Colin's in St Ival product

6755
04:04:30,720 --> 04:04:31,420
development.

6756
04:04:31,680 --> 04:04:32,200
We love him.

6757
04:04:32,260 --> 04:04:33,400
It was his idea to make it high

6758
04:04:33,400 --> 04:04:34,560
in one of unsaturates.

6759
04:04:34,660 --> 04:04:35,860
And low in saturates.

6760
04:04:37,160 --> 04:04:37,560
Brilliant.

6761
04:04:38,260 --> 04:04:39,230
Well, we've only got two more

6762
04:04:39,230 --> 04:04:40,760
autographs to get now.

6763
04:04:41,220 --> 04:04:41,860
Oh, great!

6764
04:04:42,640 --> 04:04:44,480
Have you gone utterly butterly?

6765
04:04:47,320 --> 04:04:49,160
Are you in the know about...

6766
04:04:49,160 --> 04:04:49,740
Yes!

6767
04:04:50,700 --> 04:04:51,060
Delete.

6768
04:04:51,820 --> 04:04:52,640
I don't even remember, but it's

6769
04:04:52,640 --> 04:04:53,580
a great...

6770
04:04:53,580 --> 04:04:55,740
The first second is just a

6771
04:04:55,740 --> 04:04:56,960
great tune.

6772
04:04:57,080 --> 04:04:59,260
Are you in the know about...

6773
04:04:59,260 --> 04:05:02,320
And it must be just a different

6774
04:05:02,320 --> 04:05:03,500
variation of Cheerios.

6775
04:05:03,680 --> 04:05:06,020
Maybe honey or maybe something.

6776
04:05:06,380 --> 04:05:07,460
Other whole grain Cheerios or

6777
04:05:07,460 --> 04:05:08,220
something.

6778
04:05:10,300 --> 04:05:12,920
Are you in the know about Cheerios?

6779
04:05:12,920 --> 04:05:13,740
I know I like them.

6780
04:05:13,880 --> 04:05:14,880
But what about nutrition?

6781
04:05:15,220 --> 04:05:15,620
Nutrition.

6782
04:05:16,080 --> 04:05:17,820
Cold oats, fries and wheat.

6783
04:05:17,900 --> 04:05:18,240
Terrible.

6784
04:05:18,780 --> 04:05:20,190
Great nutrition and not too

6785
04:05:20,190 --> 04:05:20,740
sweet.

6786
04:05:20,900 --> 04:05:21,780
What, in one cereal?

6787
04:05:21,860 --> 04:05:23,660
Yeah, but only in Cheerios.

6788
04:05:23,680 --> 04:05:24,240
You know that.

6789
04:05:24,500 --> 04:05:25,460
I know that.

6790
04:05:25,780 --> 04:05:28,320
Are you in the know about Cheerios?

6791
04:05:30,700 --> 04:05:32,840
All the creamy, luxurious taste

6792
04:05:32,840 --> 04:05:34,540
of real milk chocolate.

6793
04:05:34,540 --> 04:05:36,230
It's captured in new Carte d'Or

6794
04:05:36,230 --> 04:05:37,080
from yours.

6795
04:05:37,080 --> 04:05:39,540
It's the same as the fucking Tia

6796
04:05:39,540 --> 04:05:41,880
Marie or Tia Maria advert.

6797
04:05:42,120 --> 04:05:43,540
That sort of gold...

6798
04:05:43,540 --> 04:05:47,540
Foreign...

6799
04:05:47,540 --> 04:05:49,700
Exoticism.

6800
04:05:50,040 --> 04:05:51,080
Carte d'Or.

6801
04:05:51,480 --> 04:05:52,320
Taste more.

6802
04:05:52,420 --> 04:05:53,420
World music.

6803
04:05:53,420 --> 04:06:00,420
There's only one

6804
04:06:00,420 --> 04:06:05,260
Fucking weird to have King Kong

6805
04:06:05,260 --> 04:06:06,000
and Elvis

6806
04:06:06,000 --> 04:06:07,340
And then you've got this sort

6807
04:06:07,340 --> 04:06:08,920
of guitar music

6808
04:06:08,920 --> 04:06:10,680
Thank you very much Joshua

6809
04:06:10,680 --> 04:06:11,120
Block

6810
04:06:11,120 --> 04:06:13,130
Put the fries in the bag you

6811
04:06:13,130 --> 04:06:13,400
say

6812
04:06:13,400 --> 04:06:17,420
There's only one

6813
04:06:17,420 --> 04:06:25,580
I can't move to King like it

6814
04:06:25,580 --> 04:06:29,130
It really is a good

6815
04:06:29,130 --> 04:06:34,400
approximation of Britpop

6816
04:06:34,400 --> 04:06:38,000
Sounding fucking music

6817
04:06:38,000 --> 04:06:39,840
And they've made a good job of

6818
04:06:39,840 --> 04:06:39,960
it

6819
04:06:39,960 --> 04:06:41,990
It could definitely be a band

6820
04:06:41,990 --> 04:06:43,040
from that time

6821
04:06:43,040 --> 04:06:46,420
Salvador Dali is after you

6822
04:06:46,420 --> 04:06:51,480
Brit Slap

6823
04:06:51,480 --> 04:07:06,920
Isn't camping fun?

6824
04:07:07,320 --> 04:07:08,760
I haven't slept

6825
04:07:08,760 --> 04:07:09,200
Why?

6826
04:07:09,200 --> 04:07:11,160
Oh, strange noises

6827
04:07:11,160 --> 04:07:13,200
Mysterious shadows

6828
04:07:13,200 --> 04:07:14,880
The Devon cows are gone

6829
04:07:14,880 --> 04:07:16,260
Stolen

6830
04:07:16,260 --> 04:07:17,120
No milk

6831
04:07:17,120 --> 04:07:19,560
No Ambrosia Devon Custard

6832
04:07:19,560 --> 04:07:20,680
Missing cows

6833
04:07:20,680 --> 04:07:23,010
Cunningly camouflaged as bushes,

6834
04:07:23,010 --> 04:07:23,380
eh?

6835
04:07:23,720 --> 04:07:25,840
Time for a reward

6836
04:07:25,840 --> 04:07:28,520
Spiffing tea, Mrs. Chief Constable

6837
04:07:28,520 --> 04:07:29,420
Toast

6838
04:07:29,420 --> 04:07:30,180
Pudding

6839
04:07:30,180 --> 04:07:30,940
And

6840
04:07:30,940 --> 04:07:34,780
Lashings and lashings of Ambrosia

6841
04:07:34,780 --> 04:07:36,120
Devon Custard

6842
04:07:36,120 --> 04:07:38,500
Shite

6843
04:07:38,500 --> 04:07:43,500
Oh, mustard

6844
04:07:43,500 --> 04:07:47,760
Oh, Emma

6845
04:07:47,760 --> 04:07:49,210
Pop out and get a jar of coldness

6846
04:07:49,210 --> 04:07:50,440
mustard, will you love?

6847
04:07:50,780 --> 04:07:51,400
The English

6848
04:07:51,400 --> 04:07:53,920
Oh, Spang is a mash

6849
04:07:53,920 --> 04:07:55,920
She's wasting her breath

6850
04:07:55,920 --> 04:07:56,160
She's wasting her breath

6851
04:07:56,160 --> 04:07:58,200
I'll go, darling

6852
04:07:58,200 --> 04:07:58,760
Oh, yeah

6853
04:07:58,760 --> 04:08:00,700
I'll, um, St. George

6854
04:08:00,700 --> 04:08:01,920
I can do with a walk

6855
04:08:01,920 --> 04:08:03,140
Bit of a pre-lunch thirst

6856
04:08:03,140 --> 04:08:04,320
coming on, have we?

6857
04:08:06,480 --> 04:08:07,960
Oh, kill surprise

6858
04:08:07,960 --> 04:08:10,040
We're going back the scenic way

6859
04:08:10,040 --> 04:08:11,720
Here we go, then

6860
04:08:11,720 --> 04:08:15,100
Well, the pulling power of bangers

6861
04:08:15,100 --> 04:08:16,590
and mash and a dollop and

6862
04:08:16,590 --> 04:08:16,980
mustard

6863
04:08:16,980 --> 04:08:18,480
The English mustard

6864
04:08:18,480 --> 04:08:20,280
Thank George, it's Coleman's

6865
04:08:20,280 --> 04:08:20,960
Rubbish

6866
04:08:20,960 --> 04:08:23,040
And that fella's face was

6867
04:08:23,040 --> 04:08:24,320
insane, I thought

6868
04:08:24,320 --> 04:08:28,360
And why is there a panda bear

6869
04:08:28,360 --> 04:08:30,340
there as well?

6870
04:08:30,340 --> 04:08:45,320
Breath

6871
04:08:45,320 --> 04:08:47,010
But, um, he was thinking, yeah,

6872
04:08:47,010 --> 04:08:48,200
he's gonna go on the piss

6873
04:08:48,200 --> 04:08:48,800
Oh, kill

6874
04:08:48,800 --> 04:08:49,560
And no

6875
04:08:49,560 --> 04:08:51,700
The fucking sausage and mash

6876
04:08:51,700 --> 04:08:52,620
and mustard

6877
04:08:52,620 --> 04:08:54,560
Is powerful enough

6878
04:08:54,560 --> 04:08:56,600
To stop him going on the piss

6879
04:08:56,600 --> 04:08:59,120
Thank George, it's Coleman's

6880
04:08:59,120 --> 04:09:02,540
I'm not a pheasant plucker

6881
04:09:02,540 --> 04:09:03,500
I'm a pheasant plucker son

6882
04:09:03,500 --> 04:09:04,420
And I'm only plucking pheasant

6883
04:09:04,420 --> 04:09:05,480
Till the pheasant plucker comes

6884
04:09:05,480 --> 04:09:07,280
And I've been drinking

6885
04:09:07,280 --> 04:09:22,900
Malibu

6886
04:09:22,900 --> 04:09:23,900
Malibu

6887
04:09:23,900 --> 04:09:27,900
Malibu

6888
04:09:27,900 --> 04:09:30,060
Light Jamaican rum

6889
04:09:30,060 --> 04:09:31,560
With a drop of coconut

6890
04:09:31,560 --> 04:09:34,780
Good stuff

6891
04:09:34,780 --> 04:09:35,620
Great Malibu

6892
04:09:35,620 --> 04:09:37,920
Lovely little Malibu there

6893
04:09:37,920 --> 04:09:41,540
What's the music there?

6894
04:09:41,540 --> 04:09:45,820
I can feel your boy

6895
04:09:45,820 --> 04:09:49,480
I can feel your boy

6896
04:09:49,480 --> 04:09:55,540
I can feel your boy

6897
04:09:55,540 --> 04:09:56,480
Are you absolutely sure?

6898
04:09:56,480 --> 04:09:57,040
I agree with you

6899
04:09:57,040 --> 04:09:58,280
After buying some new clobber

6900
04:09:58,280 --> 04:09:59,900
Round up the boys to come piting

6901
04:09:59,900 --> 04:10:01,600
I want the whole time to see me

6902
04:10:01,600 --> 04:10:02,820
You're actually a great smothering

6903
04:10:02,820 --> 04:10:04,360
Is this a bad thing for kids to

6904
04:10:04,360 --> 04:10:05,440
be playing with?

6905
04:10:05,440 --> 04:10:06,780
Hello, line four

6906
04:10:06,780 --> 04:10:07,280
Good evening

6907
04:10:07,280 --> 04:10:09,440
Hello, line four

6908
04:10:09,440 --> 04:10:10,120
Hello, line four

6909
04:10:10,120 --> 04:10:10,940
Good evening

6910
04:10:10,940 --> 04:10:11,940
Good evening

6911
04:10:11,940 --> 04:10:12,960
Good evening

6912
04:10:12,960 --> 04:10:13,660
Good evening

6913
04:10:13,660 --> 04:10:15,500
Thank you very much there

6914
04:10:15,500 --> 04:10:16,300
Do the tip

6915
04:10:16,300 --> 04:10:18,240
Do the Cadbury's caramel ad

6916
04:10:18,240 --> 04:10:20,480
With the rabbit please

6917
04:10:20,480 --> 04:10:21,600
1980s style

6918
04:10:21,600 --> 04:10:22,080
Thanks

6919
04:10:22,080 --> 04:10:24,220
I think we already seen

6920
04:10:24,220 --> 04:10:26,600
That little rabbit

6921
04:10:26,600 --> 04:10:28,280
And we don't really want to go

6922
04:10:28,280 --> 04:10:29,300
back there again

6923
04:10:29,300 --> 04:10:30,680
It's too confusing

6924
04:10:30,680 --> 04:10:32,140
But uh

6925
04:10:32,140 --> 04:10:33,220
You did tip

6926
04:10:33,220 --> 04:10:34,400
So I will

6927
04:10:34,400 --> 04:10:36,380
In due course

6928
04:10:36,380 --> 04:10:38,000
But I just need to hear

6929
04:10:38,000 --> 04:10:39,360
What the fuck these are saying

6930
04:10:39,360 --> 04:10:40,740
It sounds like

6931
04:10:40,740 --> 04:10:42,300
I can feel your boy

6932
04:10:42,300 --> 04:10:46,740
I can feel your boy

6933
04:10:46,740 --> 04:10:47,880
Are you absolutely sure?

6934
04:10:48,880 --> 04:10:50,980
Ever close to my

6935
04:10:50,980 --> 04:10:53,000
I can feel your boy's face

6936
04:10:53,000 --> 04:10:54,180
Ever close to my

6937
04:10:54,180 --> 04:10:55,840
Lips

6938
04:10:55,840 --> 04:10:57,640
And the sense of you

6939
04:10:57,640 --> 04:11:00,660
Invades the cool evening air

6940
04:11:00,660 --> 04:11:04,000
I can feel my

6941
04:11:04,000 --> 04:11:04,560
I can feel my

6942
04:11:04,560 --> 04:11:05,200
I can feel my

6943
04:11:05,200 --> 04:11:05,800
I can feel my

6944
04:11:05,800 --> 04:11:06,320
I can feel my

6945
04:11:06,320 --> 04:11:08,460
What a weird fucking tune

6946
04:11:08,460 --> 04:11:14,280
I can feel your boy's face

6947
04:11:14,280 --> 04:11:17,120
Close against my lips

6948
04:11:17,120 --> 04:11:19,960
I can feel your boy's face

6949
04:11:19,960 --> 04:11:21,120
Are you absolutely sure?

6950
04:11:22,220 --> 04:11:26,480
I can feel your boy's face

6951
04:11:26,480 --> 04:11:32,640
Ever close to my lips

6952
04:11:32,640 --> 04:11:35,120
And the sense of you

6953
04:11:35,120 --> 04:11:39,640
Invades the cool evening air

6954
04:11:39,640 --> 04:11:41,850
Were they unified back together

6955
04:11:41,850 --> 04:11:42,320
again?

6956
04:11:42,600 --> 04:11:44,380
Unified through the piss?

6957
04:11:45,380 --> 04:11:47,120
They were about to get divorced

6958
04:11:47,120 --> 04:11:50,440
But they became lovers again

6959
04:11:50,440 --> 04:11:52,970
Through their shared love of

6960
04:11:52,970 --> 04:11:53,540
alcohol

6961
04:11:53,540 --> 04:11:54,820
It was

6962
04:11:54,820 --> 04:11:57,000
It really was a different time

6963
04:11:57,000 --> 04:12:00,700
Crazy time to be alive

6964
04:12:00,700 --> 04:12:02,040
I can feel your boy's face

6965
04:12:02,040 --> 04:12:03,080
I can feel my boy's face

6966
04:12:03,080 --> 04:12:04,580
But I mean just even going from

6967
04:12:04,580 --> 04:12:05,220
that like

6968
04:12:05,220 --> 04:12:06,320
This lad

6969
04:12:06,320 --> 04:12:07,400
Malibu

6970
04:12:07,400 --> 04:12:08,800
Kind of a big Jamaican

6971
04:12:08,800 --> 04:12:10,040
Jamaican rum

6972
04:12:10,040 --> 04:12:10,600
With a

6973
04:12:10,600 --> 04:12:11,240
On the pace

6974
04:12:11,240 --> 04:12:12,320
Drop of coke

6975
04:12:12,320 --> 04:12:15,320
A drop of coke

6976
04:12:15,320 --> 04:12:17,000
On the pace

6977
04:12:17,000 --> 04:12:17,800
On the beach

6978
04:12:17,800 --> 04:12:18,560
And then

6979
04:12:18,560 --> 04:12:20,240
To a divorce court

6980
04:12:20,240 --> 04:12:22,400
But

6981
04:12:22,400 --> 04:12:24,180
It's alcohol again

6982
04:12:24,180 --> 04:12:26,660
Which brings people together

6983
04:12:26,660 --> 04:12:28,560
I can feel your boy's face

6984
04:12:28,560 --> 04:12:29,760
Are you absolutely sure?

6985
04:12:29,760 --> 04:12:33,760
Ever close to my lips

6986
04:12:34,340 --> 04:12:36,800
And the sense of you

6987
04:12:36,800 --> 04:12:40,760
Invades the cool evening air

6988
04:12:41,300 --> 04:12:43,560
I can feel my heart

6989
04:12:43,560 --> 04:12:45,340
For true romantics

6990
04:12:45,340 --> 04:12:48,020
What?

6991
04:12:49,020 --> 04:12:50,400
I don't get it at all

6992
04:12:50,400 --> 04:12:52,110
Was there any mention of Baby

6993
04:12:52,110 --> 04:12:54,120
Sham in the courtroom there?

6994
04:12:56,760 --> 04:12:57,810
Sorry, just need to see it

6995
04:12:57,810 --> 04:12:58,480
again there, sorry

6996
04:12:58,480 --> 04:13:00,760
I can feel your boy's face

6997
04:13:00,760 --> 04:13:01,920
Are you absolutely sure?

6998
04:13:02,920 --> 04:13:06,380
Ever close to my lips

6999
04:13:06,380 --> 04:13:08,880
And the sense of you

7000
04:13:08,880 --> 04:13:13,380
Invades the cool evening air

7001
04:13:13,380 --> 04:13:14,760
I can feel your boy's face

7002
04:13:14,760 --> 04:13:15,280
Baby Sham

7003
04:13:15,280 --> 04:13:17,020
What a waste of money

7004
04:13:17,020 --> 04:13:17,580
That would have

7005
04:13:17,580 --> 04:13:18,960
Had to have fucking paid

7006
04:13:18,960 --> 04:13:19,980
Still all the fees

7007
04:13:19,980 --> 04:13:21,280
Fees and bills

7008
04:13:21,280 --> 04:13:23,140
Leading up to that

7009
04:13:23,140 --> 04:13:24,610
I don't think it would have

7010
04:13:24,610 --> 04:13:25,140
been that easy

7011
04:13:25,140 --> 04:13:26,220
Just walking out there

7012
04:13:26,220 --> 04:13:27,200
And you would have definitely

7013
04:13:27,200 --> 04:13:28,240
Had manners enough

7014
04:13:28,240 --> 04:13:29,550
To have thanked your fucking

7015
04:13:29,550 --> 04:13:30,020
solicitor

7016
04:13:30,020 --> 04:13:30,740
For getting you

7017
04:13:30,740 --> 04:13:32,420
All the way to that stage

7018
04:13:32,420 --> 04:13:38,100
Maybe

7019
04:13:38,100 --> 04:13:39,900
They were on the piss so much

7020
04:13:39,900 --> 04:13:41,680
That their brains are fucked

7021
04:13:41,680 --> 04:13:42,420
And

7022
04:13:42,420 --> 04:13:45,020
You know

7023
04:13:45,020 --> 04:13:45,680
The alcohol

7024
04:13:45,680 --> 04:13:47,780
Really has fucked them up

7025
04:13:47,780 --> 04:13:49,320
It's fucked the marriage up

7026
04:13:49,320 --> 04:13:50,860
But

7027
04:13:50,860 --> 04:13:51,700
They've

7028
04:13:51,700 --> 04:13:54,040
Not got great brains anymore

7029
04:13:54,040 --> 04:13:55,220
Because of the alcohol

7030
04:13:55,220 --> 04:13:56,620
And they're just thinking

7031
04:13:56,620 --> 04:13:57,640
Fuck it man

7032
04:13:57,640 --> 04:13:58,900
I fucking still love you

7033
04:13:58,900 --> 04:14:00,800
And it will just repeat itself

7034
04:14:00,800 --> 04:14:01,600
Again and again

7035
04:14:01,600 --> 04:14:03,180
And the sense of you

7036
04:14:03,180 --> 04:14:04,160
Invades the cool

7037
04:14:04,160 --> 04:14:04,780
Maybe they were

7038
04:14:04,780 --> 04:14:06,020
Maybe they were pissed

7039
04:14:06,020 --> 04:14:07,600
Going into the fucking divorce

7040
04:14:07,600 --> 04:14:07,920
thing

7041
04:14:07,920 --> 04:14:10,480
Maybe they were pissed then

7042
04:14:10,480 --> 04:14:12,980
Um

7043
04:14:12,980 --> 04:14:15,680
Just to say thank you there

7044
04:14:15,680 --> 04:14:16,700
For that tipster

7045
04:14:16,700 --> 04:14:17,300
Who uh

7046
04:14:17,300 --> 04:14:18,740
Sent that

7047
04:14:18,740 --> 04:14:19,820
Cadbury bunny

7048
04:14:19,820 --> 04:14:20,860
Cadbury

7049
04:14:20,860 --> 04:14:22,020
Bunny

7050
04:14:22,020 --> 04:14:22,020
Bunny

7051
04:14:22,020 --> 04:14:22,940
80

7052
04:14:22,940 --> 04:14:27,140
I don't think she was as good

7053
04:14:27,140 --> 04:14:27,560
as the

7054
04:14:27,560 --> 04:14:28,480
Oh she actually was

7055
04:14:28,480 --> 04:14:28,700
Yeah

7056
04:14:28,700 --> 04:14:35,060
They made her less sexy

7057
04:14:35,060 --> 04:14:36,500
In the fucking 90s one

7058
04:14:36,500 --> 04:14:39,340
Hey Mr. Beaver

7059
04:14:39,340 --> 04:14:41,640
Why are you beavering around?

7060
04:14:45,520 --> 04:14:45,880
Haven't you heard of Cadbury's

7061
04:14:45,880 --> 04:14:47,580
caramel?

7062
04:14:48,140 --> 04:14:49,640
See as the thick Cadbury's milk

7063
04:14:49,640 --> 04:14:51,860
chocolate melts with that dreamy

7064
04:14:51,860 --> 04:14:52,460
caramel

7065
04:14:52,460 --> 04:14:54,690
You just have to take things

7066
04:14:54,690 --> 04:14:55,700
really easy

7067
04:14:55,700 --> 04:14:59,000
Looks like somebody else could

7068
04:14:59,000 --> 04:15:00,300
do with some

7069
04:15:00,300 --> 04:15:02,760
Take it easy with Cadbury's

7070
04:15:02,760 --> 04:15:03,540
caramel

7071
04:15:03,540 --> 04:15:05,540
The rapper is shite.

7072
04:15:05,540 --> 04:15:13,720
Baby Sham for True Romantics.

7073
04:15:13,720 --> 04:15:43,700
Baby Sham for True Romantics.

7074
04:15:43,700 --> 04:16:13,680
Baby Sham for True Romantics.

7075
04:16:13,680 --> 04:16:15,680
Baby Sham for True Romantics.

7076
04:16:15,680 --> 04:16:17,100
Where's all the gambling ads?

7077
04:16:17,280 --> 04:16:19,150
Were there gambling ads in the

7078
04:16:19,150 --> 04:16:19,960
90s?

7079
04:16:21,480 --> 04:16:22,270
It seems like there's more

7080
04:16:22,270 --> 04:16:24,540
gambling ads now than there

7081
04:16:24,540 --> 04:16:25,300
were.

7082
04:16:26,680 --> 04:16:28,280
Then I can't remember any.

7083
04:16:28,840 --> 04:16:30,470
There's more beer ads then than

7084
04:16:30,470 --> 04:16:31,680
there are now.

7085
04:16:33,680 --> 04:16:35,660
Together with Fred Elliot.

7086
04:16:35,800 --> 04:16:38,020
Irresistible breakfast imaginable.

7087
04:16:38,820 --> 04:16:40,760
Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes.

7088
04:16:41,280 --> 04:16:43,010
The trouble is they taste too

7089
04:16:43,010 --> 04:16:43,700
good.

7090
04:16:43,700 --> 04:17:12,100
Famously smooth.

7091
04:17:12,100 --> 04:17:13,340
Totally.

7092
04:17:20,780 --> 04:17:18,270
It'll be great getting it home

7093
04:17:18,270 --> 04:17:22,880
for everyone, won't it?

7094
04:17:23,280 --> 04:17:24,320
In Hancock.

7095
04:17:24,480 --> 04:17:25,950
That tight, creamy head that clings

7096
04:17:25,950 --> 04:17:27,220
to the side of the glass.

7097
04:17:27,400 --> 04:17:29,260
Traditional taste of Theakston

7098
04:17:29,260 --> 04:17:29,820
hops.

7099
04:17:30,200 --> 04:17:31,360
Bit difficult getting it down

7100
04:17:31,360 --> 04:17:32,580
those steps though.

7101
04:17:33,580 --> 04:17:35,420
Difficult, but worth it.

7102
04:17:36,700 --> 04:17:39,160
New Theakston draft best bitter

7103
04:17:39,160 --> 04:17:41,250
in a can with the special tap

7104
04:17:41,250 --> 04:17:42,720
stream system.

7105
04:17:43,760 --> 04:17:45,280
It's a lot easier to take home.

7106
04:17:47,280 --> 04:17:49,170
That was fucking rubbish that

7107
04:17:49,170 --> 04:17:49,660
one.

7108
04:17:50,900 --> 04:17:52,260
That was just terrible.

7109
04:17:52,900 --> 04:17:54,180
That looks like dick burn.

7110
04:17:54,180 --> 04:18:04,760
I used to be an altar boy with

7111
04:18:04,760 --> 04:18:10,800
her brother.

7112
04:18:10,800 --> 04:18:13,500
I didn't always carry her books

7113
04:18:13,500 --> 04:18:15,320
home from school.

7114
04:18:17,640 --> 04:18:18,090
Because we didn't always go to

7115
04:18:18,090 --> 04:18:19,120
school.

7116
04:18:23,360 --> 04:18:24,820
I was the first boy in Cork to

7117
04:18:24,820 --> 04:18:25,520
kiss her.

7118
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:25,520
I was the first boy in Cork to

7119
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:25,520
kiss her.

7120
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:25,520
I was the first boy in Cork to

7121
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:25,520
kiss her.

7122
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:25,520
I was the first boy in Cork to

7123
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:25,520
kiss her.

7124
04:18:25,520 --> 04:18:28,280
I was the first boy in Cork to

7125
04:18:28,280 --> 04:18:29,520
kiss her.

7126
04:18:29,520 --> 04:18:31,360
I was the first boy in Cork to

7127
04:18:31,360 --> 04:18:32,180
kiss her.

7128
04:18:32,180 --> 04:18:33,470
So I suppose it should have

7129
04:18:33,470 --> 04:18:34,040
been me.

7130
04:18:36,860 --> 04:18:38,140
But like the Murphys.

7131
04:18:45,300 --> 04:18:46,260
I'm not bitter.

7132
04:18:47,900 --> 04:18:53,300
I wonder was he in anything

7133
04:18:53,300 --> 04:18:56,680
other than that.

7134
04:18:56,760 --> 04:18:58,990
Because he kind of has a unique

7135
04:18:58,990 --> 04:18:59,700
look.

7136
04:19:02,420 --> 04:19:03,240
Is he a...

7137
04:19:03,240 --> 04:19:05,030
He does look a little bit like

7138
04:19:05,030 --> 04:19:05,840
Cillian.

7139
04:19:05,840 --> 04:19:06,960
It's not Cillian Murphy though,

7140
04:19:06,960 --> 04:19:07,260
is it?

7141
04:19:07,380 --> 04:19:07,640
It's not.

7142
04:19:13,900 --> 04:19:14,620
I'm not bitter.

7143
04:19:14,620 --> 04:19:16,620
I'm not bitter.

7144
04:19:16,620 --> 04:19:17,620
I'm not bitter.

7145
04:19:17,620 --> 04:19:47,600
Thank you.

7146
04:19:47,600 --> 04:19:49,880
Bounty. Bounty. Taste the

7147
04:19:49,880 --> 04:19:50,740
exotic.

7148
04:19:50,740 --> 04:19:55,490
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

7149
04:19:55,490 --> 04:19:57,710
knitting her Weetabix. Along

7150
04:19:57,710 --> 04:20:00,140
came a spider and sat down

7151
04:20:00,140 --> 04:20:01,740
beside her and said...

7152
04:20:04,500 --> 04:20:04,680
Oh, pardon me, wrong floor. I

7153
04:20:04,680 --> 04:20:07,380
wanted bathroom fittings.

7154
04:20:07,380 --> 04:20:25,090
Nobody move, please. We have

7155
04:20:25,090 --> 04:20:33,050
some tuffets. We're going back

7156
04:20:33,050 --> 04:20:36,580
up the tree.

7157
04:20:36,580 --> 04:20:38,580
Just stay quiet.

7158
04:20:45,580 --> 04:20:47,580
Have you had your Weetabix?

7159
04:21:01,580 --> 04:20:58,620
Without a conductor, there is

7160
04:20:58,620 --> 04:21:04,580
no orchestra.

7161
04:21:04,580 --> 04:21:05,580
Mayonnaise!

7162
04:21:05,580 --> 04:21:08,400
Without Hellman's, there is no

7163
04:21:08,400 --> 04:21:11,630
sandwich. Original, creamy

7164
04:21:11,630 --> 04:21:14,870
smooth Hellman's. The only

7165
04:21:14,870 --> 04:21:16,580
mayonnaise.

7166
04:21:16,580 --> 04:21:17,580
Mayonnaise.

7167
04:21:17,580 --> 04:21:18,580
Mayonnaise.

7168
04:21:18,580 --> 04:21:19,680
Where I'm going, I can't be

7169
04:21:19,680 --> 04:21:20,960
sure what they'll be having for

7170
04:21:20,960 --> 04:21:22,170
breakfast, so I'm packing my

7171
04:21:22,170 --> 04:21:24,240
own. I'll definitely be wanting

7172
04:21:24,240 --> 04:21:26,170
brand fibre. No added sugar or

7173
04:21:26,170 --> 04:21:28,470
salt and 100% whole wheat. So

7174
04:21:28,470 --> 04:21:30,580
it can only be shredded wheat.

7175
04:21:30,580 --> 04:21:31,850
Will you be needing anything

7176
04:21:31,850 --> 04:21:33,660
else, love? No. With this lot

7177
04:21:33,660 --> 04:21:35,070
and a bit of look, we'll be

7178
04:21:35,070 --> 04:21:37,860
fine. Shredded wheat and bite-sized

7179
04:21:37,860 --> 04:21:40,580
too. There is no better cereal.

7180
04:21:40,580 --> 04:21:42,090
Well Murray, the director has

7181
04:21:42,090 --> 04:21:43,300
decided to start this penguin

7182
04:21:43,300 --> 04:21:44,780
commercial with one of those arty

7183
04:21:44,780 --> 04:21:46,220
shots. I personally prefer it

7184
04:21:46,220 --> 04:21:47,920
when we're in close-up. That's

7185
04:21:47,920 --> 04:21:49,500
better. We're on quick. Do

7186
04:21:49,500 --> 04:21:51,430
something funny. That's not

7187
04:21:51,430 --> 04:21:52,580
very funny.

7188
04:21:52,580 --> 04:21:55,300
Well, my, my love! Ha ha! Oh, I've

7189
04:21:55,300 --> 04:21:56,580
done it again! Ha ha ha!

7190
04:21:56,580 --> 04:21:58,580
P-pick up a penguin.

7191
04:21:59,580 --> 04:22:01,230
Very basic stuff, isn't it? I

7192
04:22:01,230 --> 04:22:03,020
mean, would they do that, like,

7193
04:22:03,020 --> 04:22:05,120
nowadays? Just... put some

7194
04:22:05,120 --> 04:22:06,670
voices over some shots of some

7195
04:22:06,670 --> 04:22:08,590
animals? Maybe they would, but

7196
04:22:08,590 --> 04:22:10,580
as I said, they're doing worse.

7197
04:22:10,580 --> 04:22:13,130
They're doing fully 3D CGI

7198
04:22:13,130 --> 04:22:15,920
animated fucking animals that

7199
04:22:15,920 --> 04:22:17,580
live in gaffes.

7200
04:22:18,580 --> 04:22:20,400
And, at least, as shit as this

7201
04:22:20,400 --> 04:22:22,290
was, as rudimentary as it was,

7202
04:22:22,290 --> 04:22:23,970
it just, it felt, it feels a

7203
04:22:23,970 --> 04:22:25,650
little bit more down to earth

7204
04:22:25,650 --> 04:22:27,580
and real than the, uh...

7205
04:22:27,580 --> 04:22:29,080
I can't, I can't think of what

7206
04:22:29,080 --> 04:22:30,640
it is now, what product it is,

7207
04:22:30,640 --> 04:22:32,310
so many of them. But I'm gonna

7208
04:22:32,310 --> 04:22:33,780
have a look for new adverts

7209
04:22:33,780 --> 04:22:35,450
just off the back of this, not

7210
04:22:35,450 --> 04:22:36,580
on this stream.

7211
04:22:36,580 --> 04:22:39,440
I think the next one, I'm just

7212
04:22:39,440 --> 04:22:42,310
gonna look at some new adverts

7213
04:22:42,310 --> 04:22:45,220
to see how, how far we've come

7214
04:22:45,220 --> 04:22:46,580
from then.

7215
04:22:46,580 --> 04:22:47,580
Then.

7216
04:22:47,580 --> 04:22:48,580
Is that it again? Ha ha ha!

7217
04:22:48,580 --> 04:22:49,580
P-pick up a penguin.

7218
04:22:49,580 --> 04:22:52,580
I-I-I hate the new ones...

7219
04:22:54,580 --> 04:22:56,580
So much more...

7220
04:22:56,580 --> 04:22:57,580
Than these.

7221
04:22:57,580 --> 04:23:00,580
Mmm, more chocolate!

7222
04:23:00,580 --> 04:23:02,580
More caramel!

7223
04:23:02,580 --> 04:23:04,580
More crunch!

7224
04:23:04,580 --> 04:23:06,580
The biggest ever twig!

7225
04:23:06,580 --> 04:23:09,280
I love massive bars. Special,

7226
04:23:09,280 --> 04:23:10,580
massive bars.

7227
04:23:10,580 --> 04:23:15,190
Come on, Dad! You're playing Vicky,

7228
04:23:15,190 --> 04:23:15,580
not Andre.

7229
04:23:15,580 --> 04:23:17,580
Don't be so sure.

7230
04:23:17,580 --> 04:23:18,580
Don't be so sure.

7231
04:23:18,580 --> 04:23:19,580
Camp Dad.

7232
04:23:19,580 --> 04:23:21,300
Dad? You're playing Vicky, not

7233
04:23:21,300 --> 04:23:21,580
Andre Agassi.

7234
04:23:21,580 --> 04:23:22,580
Don't be so sure.

7235
04:23:22,580 --> 04:23:23,190
Dad? You're playing Vicky, not

7236
04:23:23,190 --> 04:23:23,580
Andre Agassi.

7237
04:23:23,580 --> 04:23:24,580
Don't be so sure.

7238
04:23:24,580 --> 04:23:25,190
Dad? You're playing Vicky, not

7239
04:23:25,190 --> 04:23:25,580
Andre Agassi.

7240
04:23:25,580 --> 04:23:26,580
Don't be so sure.

7241
04:23:26,580 --> 04:23:27,850
Dad? You're playing Vicky, not

7242
04:23:27,850 --> 04:23:28,580
Andre Agassi.

7243
04:23:28,580 --> 04:23:29,580
Don't be so sure.

7244
04:23:29,580 --> 04:23:30,190
Dad? You're playing Vicky, not

7245
04:23:30,190 --> 04:23:30,580
Andre Agassi.

7246
04:23:30,580 --> 04:23:31,580
Don't be so sure.

7247
04:23:31,580 --> 04:23:33,220
Dad? You're playing Vicky, not

7248
04:23:33,220 --> 04:23:33,580
Andre Agassi.

7249
04:23:33,580 --> 04:23:34,580
Don't be so sure.

7250
04:23:34,580 --> 04:23:35,580
Agassi.

7251
04:23:35,580 --> 04:23:37,580
Hi, call me Andre.

7252
04:23:37,580 --> 04:23:41,580
They really got fucking Agassi.

7253
04:23:41,580 --> 04:23:46,570
Unbelievable. Even she's amazed.

7254
04:23:46,570 --> 04:23:46,580
That's...

7255
04:23:46,580 --> 04:23:50,640
You can't buy that. You can't

7256
04:23:50,640 --> 04:23:55,770
act. That's starstruck. Agassi's

7257
04:23:55,770 --> 04:23:57,580
after you.

7258
04:23:57,580 --> 04:24:00,580
Nescafe? Andre? You bet.

7259
04:24:00,580 --> 04:24:02,930
Mmm. Nescafe. Sure is coffee at

7260
04:24:02,930 --> 04:24:03,580
its best.

7261
04:24:03,580 --> 04:24:05,710
That's the best thing served me

7262
04:24:05,710 --> 04:24:06,580
all week.

7263
04:24:06,580 --> 04:24:08,580
Haha, he said fuck.

7264
04:24:08,580 --> 04:24:09,580
Who's up for dope?

7265
04:24:09,580 --> 04:24:11,660
He must have got this serious,

7266
04:24:11,660 --> 04:24:13,730
serious fucking ballina money

7267
04:24:13,730 --> 04:24:14,580
for this.

7268
04:24:16,580 --> 04:24:17,440
That's the best thing served me

7269
04:24:17,440 --> 04:24:18,580
all week.

7270
04:24:18,580 --> 04:24:19,580
Who's up for dope?

7271
04:24:20,580 --> 04:24:21,580
Who's up for dope?

7272
04:24:23,580 --> 04:24:24,440
That's the best thing served me

7273
04:24:24,440 --> 04:24:25,580
all week.

7274
04:24:25,580 --> 04:24:27,580
Who's up for dope?

7275
04:24:32,580 --> 04:24:33,580
Yeah!

7276
04:24:33,580 --> 04:24:36,580
The best days are Nescafe days.

7277
04:24:36,580 --> 04:24:38,000
I was gonna say, that's fucking

7278
04:24:38,000 --> 04:24:39,580
Nescafe. That's Nestle.

7279
04:24:40,580 --> 04:24:42,390
So they had fucking real deep

7280
04:24:42,390 --> 04:24:43,580
pockets.

7281
04:24:43,580 --> 04:24:44,580
They got Agassi.

7282
04:24:44,580 --> 04:24:46,090
They got the Wimbledon theme

7283
04:24:46,090 --> 04:24:46,580
tune.

7284
04:24:46,580 --> 04:24:48,150
They really paid through the

7285
04:24:48,150 --> 04:24:49,580
fucking nose for that.

7286
04:24:50,580 --> 04:24:51,960
They could have cast a better

7287
04:24:51,960 --> 04:24:52,580
dad.

7288
04:24:53,580 --> 04:24:55,850
But all in all, fair play to

7289
04:24:55,850 --> 04:24:56,580
them.

7290
04:24:56,580 --> 04:24:58,580
I thought it was a good advert.

7291
04:24:58,580 --> 04:24:59,580
Thank you very much.

7292
04:24:59,580 --> 04:25:00,580
Gargi took the HHC.

7293
04:25:00,580 --> 04:25:01,580
Very kindly.

7294
04:25:01,580 --> 04:25:02,580
A crunch.

7295
04:25:02,580 --> 04:25:04,580
The biggest ever twig.

7296
04:25:06,580 --> 04:25:07,580
Come on dad.

7297
04:25:07,580 --> 04:25:09,060
You're playing Vicky, not Andre

7298
04:25:09,060 --> 04:25:09,580
Agassi.

7299
04:25:09,580 --> 04:25:10,580
Don't be so sure.

7300
04:25:12,580 --> 04:25:13,580
Agassi.

7301
04:25:13,580 --> 04:25:14,580
Hi, call me Andre.

7302
04:25:15,580 --> 04:25:16,580
Nescafe. Andre?

7303
04:25:16,580 --> 04:25:17,580
You bet.

7304
04:25:18,580 --> 04:25:18,580
Mmm.

7305
04:25:18,580 --> 04:25:20,260
Nescafe. Sure is coffee at its

7306
04:25:20,260 --> 04:25:20,580
best.

7307
04:25:22,580 --> 04:25:24,000
That's the best thing served me

7308
04:25:24,000 --> 04:25:24,580
all week.

7309
04:25:24,580 --> 04:25:25,580
Who's up for doubles?

7310
04:25:25,580 --> 04:25:26,580
Who's up for doubles?

7311
04:25:31,580 --> 04:25:32,580
Yeah!

7312
04:25:32,580 --> 04:25:34,580
The best days are Nescafe days.

7313
04:25:37,580 --> 04:25:38,580
The chicken korma.

7314
04:25:39,580 --> 04:25:41,580
Made simple by Shawoods.

7315
04:25:43,580 --> 04:25:44,580
Heat the oil.

7316
04:25:44,580 --> 04:25:46,580
Cut and fry the onion.

7317
04:25:46,580 --> 04:25:47,580
Add the chicken.

7318
04:25:48,580 --> 04:25:51,190
Massive fucking chicken leg

7319
04:25:51,190 --> 04:25:53,580
drumsticks job.

7320
04:25:53,580 --> 04:25:54,580
A bit too much.

7321
04:25:55,580 --> 04:25:56,580
Then stir in shi.

7322
04:25:56,580 --> 04:25:58,580
Let's go for the sliced breast.

7323
04:25:59,580 --> 04:26:00,580
Thinly sliced chicken breast.

7324
04:26:00,580 --> 04:26:01,580
I won't bother with the drumsticks.

7325
04:26:01,580 --> 04:26:02,580
I won't bother with the drumsticks.

7326
04:26:02,580 --> 04:26:03,580
Shawoods mild curry paste.

7327
04:26:04,580 --> 04:26:05,800
Add water, cover and cook until

7328
04:26:05,800 --> 04:26:06,580
tender.

7329
04:26:07,580 --> 04:26:09,580
Finally, the almonds and yoghurt.

7330
04:26:09,580 --> 04:26:10,580
That looks good actually.

7331
04:26:10,580 --> 04:26:12,580
The mystery of Indian cooking.

7332
04:26:12,580 --> 04:26:13,580
Yeah, I'd eat that.

7333
04:26:13,580 --> 04:26:14,580
Unraveled by Shawoods.

7334
04:26:15,580 --> 04:26:16,580
I'd eat that.

7335
04:26:17,580 --> 04:26:18,580
He's back again.

7336
04:26:18,580 --> 04:26:19,580
Advert master.

7337
04:26:19,580 --> 04:26:21,870
He must have made an absolute

7338
04:26:21,870 --> 04:26:22,580
fuck ton.

7339
04:26:23,580 --> 04:26:24,580
In the 90s.

7340
04:26:24,580 --> 04:26:26,080
Deep in the throbbing heart of

7341
04:26:26,080 --> 04:26:26,580
Paris.

7342
04:26:27,580 --> 04:26:29,580
A slick chic haven.

7343
04:26:29,580 --> 04:26:30,580
He was so successful.

7344
04:26:30,580 --> 04:26:31,580
He was so successful.

7345
04:26:31,580 --> 04:26:32,580
How did the year end up going?

7346
04:26:32,580 --> 04:26:33,580
On a mad one.

7347
04:26:33,580 --> 04:26:34,580
On a mad one.

7348
04:26:34,580 --> 04:26:35,580
Unwind.

7349
04:26:35,580 --> 04:26:36,370
When you're so successful like

7350
04:26:36,370 --> 04:26:37,580
that, you have everything.

7351
04:26:38,580 --> 04:26:39,580
For here.

7352
04:26:39,580 --> 04:26:40,580
That's what they say.

7353
04:26:40,580 --> 04:26:41,580
It can happen to anyone.

7354
04:26:41,580 --> 04:26:42,250
You know, it can happen to

7355
04:26:42,250 --> 04:26:42,580
anyone.

7356
04:26:42,580 --> 04:26:43,580
No matter what's...

7357
04:26:44,580 --> 04:26:45,770
How far you are in life or what,

7358
04:26:45,770 --> 04:26:47,580
you know, you've done.

7359
04:26:47,580 --> 04:26:49,470
I'm the globally renowned antidote

7360
04:26:49,470 --> 04:26:50,580
to all roughness.

7361
04:26:51,580 --> 04:26:52,580
Heineken export.

7362
04:26:52,580 --> 04:26:55,060
The strong, silken lager that's

7363
04:26:55,060 --> 04:26:56,740
smoother than a cashmere

7364
04:26:56,740 --> 04:26:57,580
compass.

7365
04:26:58,580 --> 04:27:00,580
*I'm a big fella*

7366
04:27:00,580 --> 04:27:02,580
Big fella.

7367
04:27:02,580 --> 04:27:04,580
*I'm a big fella*

7368
04:27:04,580 --> 04:27:06,580
*Sigh*

7369
04:27:06,580 --> 04:27:08,580
*Sigh*

7370
04:27:08,580 --> 04:27:11,220
Heineken export, as recommended

7371
04:27:11,220 --> 04:27:12,580
by your smooth-talking bar steward.

7372
04:27:12,580 --> 04:27:14,580
Very good.

7373
04:27:14,580 --> 04:27:16,580
*Fairies*

7374
04:27:16,580 --> 04:27:18,280
More fucking fairies, no white

7375
04:27:18,280 --> 04:27:18,580
shit.

7376
04:27:18,580 --> 04:27:20,580
*Giggle*

7377
04:27:20,580 --> 04:27:22,580
I hope it's for a beer.

7378
04:27:22,580 --> 04:27:24,580
*Fairies*

7379
04:27:24,580 --> 04:27:26,770
Beautiful princess, you have

7380
04:27:26,770 --> 04:27:28,580
freed me from my spell.

7381
04:27:28,580 --> 04:27:30,030
Now I shall take you as my

7382
04:27:30,030 --> 04:27:31,440
bride, and we shall live

7383
04:27:31,440 --> 04:27:32,580
together forever.

7384
04:27:32,580 --> 04:27:34,580
*Fairies*

7385
04:27:34,580 --> 04:27:35,730
I also have this fabulous

7386
04:27:35,730 --> 04:27:36,580
castle set in the-

7387
04:27:36,580 --> 04:27:38,580
*Fairies*

7388
04:27:38,580 --> 04:27:40,580
Well, who did you expect? Snow

7389
04:27:40,580 --> 04:27:40,580
White?

7390
04:27:40,580 --> 04:27:42,580
Why isn't she Scottish?

7391
04:27:42,580 --> 04:27:44,580
*Fairies*

7392
04:27:44,580 --> 04:27:47,580
Every Friday, while Mum made

7393
04:27:47,580 --> 04:27:49,990
the tea, I'd go down to meet

7394
04:27:49,990 --> 04:27:50,580
Dad.

7395
04:27:50,580 --> 04:27:52,580
*Fairies* Office.

7396
04:27:52,580 --> 04:27:54,580
Stop off at Mr. Cook's shop.

7397
04:27:54,580 --> 04:27:56,470
*Fairies* Mr. Cook could bake

7398
04:27:56,470 --> 04:27:58,150
as a loaf of bread and maker's

7399
04:27:58,150 --> 04:27:58,580
tea.

7400
04:27:58,580 --> 04:27:59,970
*Fairies* It always saved the

7401
04:27:59,970 --> 04:28:01,320
best of his catch for a packet

7402
04:28:01,320 --> 04:28:02,580
of his favourite tea.

7403
04:28:02,580 --> 04:28:04,580
*Fairies* Swap fish for tea.

7404
04:28:04,580 --> 04:28:06,580
*Fairies* I would admire the teapot

7405
04:28:06,580 --> 04:28:06,580
in the window.

7406
04:28:06,580 --> 04:28:07,690
*Fairies* Came all the way from

7407
04:28:07,690 --> 04:28:08,580
China, he'd tell me.

7408
04:28:08,580 --> 04:28:10,580
*Fairies* And Dad'd say...

7409
04:28:10,580 --> 04:28:12,040
*Fairies* Came all the way from

7410
04:28:12,040 --> 04:28:12,580
China!

7411
04:28:12,580 --> 04:28:14,580
*Fairies*

7412
04:28:14,580 --> 04:28:15,830
Shouting in the background, you

7413
04:28:15,830 --> 04:28:16,990
can hear after the narrator has

7414
04:28:16,990 --> 04:28:18,190
said that, you can hear him say

7415
04:28:18,190 --> 04:28:18,580
that.

7416
04:28:18,580 --> 04:28:19,580
*Fairies*

7417
04:28:19,580 --> 04:28:20,580
*Fairies* Little little detail

7418
04:28:20,580 --> 04:28:20,580
there.

7419
04:28:20,580 --> 04:28:22,580
*Fairies* The window.

7420
04:28:22,580 --> 04:28:23,690
*Fairies* Came all the way from

7421
04:28:23,690 --> 04:28:24,580
China, he'd tell me.

7422
04:28:24,580 --> 04:28:25,580
*Fairies* And Dad'd say,

7423
04:28:25,580 --> 04:28:26,580
someday...

7424
04:28:26,580 --> 04:28:28,580
*Fairies* That's, um...

7425
04:28:28,580 --> 04:28:29,320
*Fairies* The fella from the

7426
04:28:29,320 --> 04:28:30,580
royal family, the neighbour who...

7427
04:28:30,580 --> 04:28:31,690
*Fairies* Came all the way from

7428
04:28:31,690 --> 04:28:32,580
China, he'd tell me.

7429
04:28:32,580 --> 04:28:33,580
*Fairies* Tell me.

7430
04:28:33,580 --> 04:28:34,580
*Fairies* And Dad'd say...

7431
04:28:34,580 --> 04:28:36,580
*Fairies* No, it's not.

7432
04:28:36,580 --> 04:28:37,700
*Fairies* Someday, I'm going to

7433
04:28:37,700 --> 04:28:38,580
buy that for your mum.

7434
04:28:38,580 --> 04:28:39,880
*Fairies* I loved going home to

7435
04:28:39,880 --> 04:28:40,580
tea with him.

7436
04:28:40,580 --> 04:28:43,470
*Fairies* It was always a real

7437
04:28:43,470 --> 04:28:44,580
spread.

7438
04:28:44,580 --> 04:28:46,580
*Fairies* I can taste it now.

7439
04:28:46,580 --> 04:28:47,960
*Fairies* I drink Yorkshire tea

7440
04:28:47,960 --> 04:28:48,580
nowadays.

7441
04:28:48,580 --> 04:28:50,580
*Fairies*

7442
04:28:50,580 --> 04:28:51,580
*Fairies* Oh, wow.

7443
04:28:51,580 --> 04:28:52,580
*Fairies*

7444
04:28:52,580 --> 04:28:53,580
*Fairies* Yorkshire tea.

7445
04:28:53,580 --> 04:28:55,580
*Fairies* Like tea used to be.

7446
04:28:55,580 --> 04:28:56,580
*Fairies* Oh, fuck.

7447
04:28:56,580 --> 04:28:57,580
*Fairies* Oh, fuck.

7448
04:28:57,580 --> 04:28:58,580
*Fairies* Yorkshire tea.

7449
04:28:58,580 --> 04:28:59,580
*Fairies* You're...

7450
04:28:59,580 --> 04:29:00,580
*Fairies* Was...

7451
04:29:00,580 --> 04:29:01,580
*Fairies* You're...

7452
04:29:01,580 --> 04:29:02,290
*Fairies* Well, who did you

7453
04:29:02,290 --> 04:29:02,580
expect?

7454
04:29:02,580 --> 04:29:03,580
*Fairies* Snow...

7455
04:29:03,580 --> 04:29:05,030
*Fairies* On the way home, we'd

7456
04:29:05,030 --> 04:29:06,580
stop off at Mr. Cook's shop.

7457
04:29:06,580 --> 04:29:08,030
*Fairies* Dad'd always save the

7458
04:29:08,030 --> 04:29:09,340
best of his catch for a packet

7459
04:29:09,340 --> 04:29:10,580
of his favourite tea.

7460
04:29:10,580 --> 04:29:12,070
*Fairies* And I would admire

7461
04:29:12,070 --> 04:29:13,580
the teapot in the window.

7462
04:29:13,580 --> 04:29:14,690
*Fairies* Came all the way from

7463
04:29:14,690 --> 04:29:15,580
China, he'd tell me.

7464
04:29:15,580 --> 04:29:16,270
*Fairies* You're all in the

7465
04:29:16,270 --> 04:29:16,580
giant!

7466
04:29:16,580 --> 04:29:18,040
*Fairies* And Dad'd say, "Someday,

7467
04:29:18,040 --> 04:29:19,170
I'm going to buy that for you

7468
04:29:19,170 --> 04:29:19,580
mum."

7469
04:29:19,580 --> 04:29:21,530
*Fairies* I loved going home to

7470
04:29:21,530 --> 04:29:22,580
tea with him.

7471
04:29:22,580 --> 04:29:24,720
*Fairies* It was always a real

7472
04:29:24,720 --> 04:29:26,580
spread. I can taste it now.

7473
04:29:26,580 --> 04:29:27,960
*Fairies* I drink Yorkshire tea

7474
04:29:27,960 --> 04:29:28,580
nowadays.

7475
04:29:28,580 --> 04:29:31,580
*Fairies* Give all the giant!

7476
04:29:31,580 --> 04:29:33,580
*Fairies* Groud.

7477
04:29:33,580 --> 04:29:35,020
*Fairies* Yorkshire tea. Like

7478
04:29:35,020 --> 04:29:36,580
tea used to be.

7479
04:29:36,580 --> 04:29:38,580
*Fairies* Give all the giant!

7480
04:29:38,580 --> 04:29:40,010
*Fairies* Walkers don't do

7481
04:29:40,010 --> 04:29:41,580
packets of salt, do they?

7482
04:29:41,580 --> 04:29:42,580
No.

7483
04:29:42,580 --> 04:29:44,310
*Fairies* Hello, like to walk

7484
04:29:44,310 --> 04:29:45,580
off with a fortune?

7485
04:29:45,580 --> 04:29:47,320
Walkers' crisps are giving away

7486
04:29:47,320 --> 04:29:48,580
5 million prizes.

7487
04:29:48,580 --> 04:29:50,610
*Fairies* Boogie Woogie, ladies

7488
04:29:50,610 --> 04:29:51,580
and gentlemen.

7489
04:29:51,580 --> 04:29:53,580
*Fairies*

7490
04:29:53,580 --> 04:29:54,580
*Fairies*

7491
04:29:54,580 --> 04:29:56,030
*Fairies* The chance to spend 2

7492
04:29:56,030 --> 04:29:57,010
minutes in the Royal Mint scooping

7493
04:29:57,010 --> 04:29:58,220
up as many pound coins as you

7494
04:29:58,220 --> 04:29:58,580
can.

7495
04:29:58,580 --> 04:30:01,440
*Fairies* Just look for this

7496
04:30:01,440 --> 04:30:03,070
voucher in your packet of Walkers'

7497
04:30:03,070 --> 04:30:04,040
crisps, and you could walk away

7498
04:30:04,040 --> 04:30:04,580
with at least...

7499
04:30:04,580 --> 04:30:07,580
*Fairies* 100,000 pounds.

7500
04:30:07,580 --> 04:30:09,580
*Fairies*

7501
04:30:09,580 --> 04:30:11,270
*Fairies* Get walking and get

7502
04:30:11,270 --> 04:30:11,580
rich!

7503
04:30:11,580 --> 04:30:12,580
*Fairies* It's Britain's number

7504
04:30:12,580 --> 04:30:12,580
1 pastime.

7505
04:30:12,580 --> 04:30:13,580
*Fairies*

7506
04:30:13,580 --> 04:30:15,580
*Fairies* Nestle clusters.

7507
04:30:15,580 --> 04:30:17,390
*Fairies* Whole wheat flakes

7508
04:30:17,390 --> 04:30:18,950
and walnuts, pecans and almonds,

7509
04:30:18,950 --> 04:30:20,580
all cleverly clustered together.

7510
04:30:20,580 --> 04:30:22,260
*Fairies* If you like nuts, you'll

7511
04:30:22,260 --> 04:30:23,580
love Nestle clusters.

7512
04:30:23,580 --> 04:30:25,310
*Fairies* Is that a real

7513
04:30:25,310 --> 04:30:26,580
fucking squirrel?

7514
04:30:26,580 --> 04:30:28,580
*Fairies* Nestle clusters.

7515
04:30:28,580 --> 04:30:29,990
*Fairies* Whole wheat flakes

7516
04:30:29,990 --> 04:30:31,690
and walnuts, pecans and almonds,

7517
04:30:31,690 --> 04:30:33,580
all cleverly clustered together.

7518
04:30:33,580 --> 04:30:35,570
*Fairies* If you like nuts, you'll

7519
04:30:35,570 --> 04:30:36,580
love Nestle.

7520
04:30:36,580 --> 04:30:38,570
*Fairies* Taxi-dermed...

7521
04:30:38,570 --> 04:30:40,580
stuffed squirrels.

7522
04:30:40,580 --> 04:30:41,580
*Fairies* Clusters.

7523
04:30:41,580 --> 04:30:44,580
*Fairies* Those new yogurts...

7524
04:30:44,580 --> 04:30:46,580
your supplies.

7525
04:30:46,580 --> 04:30:48,580
*Fairies* They're electrifying!

7526
04:30:48,580 --> 04:30:49,580
*Fairies* Terrible.

7527
04:30:49,580 --> 04:30:51,070
*Fairies* St. Ival Shape Extra

7528
04:30:51,070 --> 04:30:51,580
Fruit.

7529
04:30:51,580 --> 04:30:52,580
*Fairies* Rubbish.

7530
04:30:52,580 --> 04:30:54,330
*Fairies* Things couldn't be

7531
04:30:54,330 --> 04:30:55,580
worse, Pitbull.

7532
04:30:55,580 --> 04:30:57,580
*Fairies* Only one parachute.

7533
04:30:57,580 --> 04:30:59,100
*Fairies* I'm afraid they could,

7534
04:30:59,100 --> 04:30:59,580
Algie.

7535
04:30:59,580 --> 04:31:00,780
*Fairies* There's only one Kellard

7536
04:31:00,780 --> 04:31:01,580
and Bowser toffee.

7537
04:31:01,580 --> 04:31:02,580
*Fairies* Dash!

7538
04:31:02,580 --> 04:31:03,580
*Fairies* Let the king this up.

7539
04:31:03,580 --> 04:31:04,580
*Fairies* Heads.

7540
04:31:04,580 --> 04:31:05,580
*Fairies* Eh!

7541
04:31:05,580 --> 04:31:06,580
*Fairies* Eh!

7542
04:31:06,580 --> 04:31:07,580
*Fairies* Heads it is.

7543
04:31:07,580 --> 04:31:09,080
*Fairies* So it's the luscious,

7544
04:31:09,080 --> 04:31:11,130
creamy, Callard and Bowser for

7545
04:31:11,130 --> 04:31:12,990
you, and the dreary old silk

7546
04:31:12,990 --> 04:31:13,580
for me.

7547
04:31:13,580 --> 04:31:16,580
*Fairies* Double-headed coin.

7548
04:31:16,580 --> 04:31:18,580
*Fairies* Dashed-handed.

7549
04:31:18,580 --> 04:31:21,580
*Fairies* Rubbish.

7550
04:31:21,580 --> 04:31:24,580
*Fairies* Excuse me!

7551
04:31:24,580 --> 04:31:24,580
*Fairies* No.

7552
04:31:24,580 --> 04:31:26,580
*Fairies* Ever eaten a dime bar?

7553
04:31:26,580 --> 04:31:27,580
*Fairies* No.

7554
04:31:27,580 --> 04:31:28,390
*Fairies* Would you mind trying

7555
04:31:28,390 --> 04:31:28,580
one?

7556
04:31:28,580 --> 04:31:29,580
*Fairies* No.

7557
04:31:29,580 --> 04:31:31,340
*Fairies* Did you like the

7558
04:31:31,340 --> 04:31:33,580
surprising combination of crisp

7559
04:31:33,580 --> 04:31:34,580
caramel stuff and delicious?

7560
04:31:34,580 --> 04:31:37,010
*Fairies* Smooth on the outside,

7561
04:31:37,010 --> 04:31:38,580
crunchy on the inside.

7562
04:31:38,580 --> 04:31:39,580
*Fairies* Nope.

7563
04:31:39,580 --> 04:31:41,580
*Fairies* I like armadillos!

7564
04:31:41,580 --> 04:31:43,190
*Fairies* Smooth on the inside,

7565
04:31:43,190 --> 04:31:44,580
crunchy on the outside.

7566
04:31:44,580 --> 04:31:45,580
*Fairies* Armadillos!

7567
04:31:45,580 --> 04:31:47,100
*Fairies* Dime, the surprising

7568
04:31:47,100 --> 04:31:48,580
alternative to armadillos.

7569
04:31:48,580 --> 04:31:49,580
*Fairies* Two armadillos!

7570
04:31:49,580 --> 04:31:49,960
*Fairies* You're a bit thick

7571
04:31:49,960 --> 04:31:50,580
really, aren't you? *Fairies*

7572
04:31:50,580 --> 04:31:55,580
*Fairies* And that is that.

7573
04:31:55,580 --> 04:31:57,060
Creed in the suggestion box

7574
04:31:57,060 --> 04:31:58,920
there as well. Or the Lighthouse

7575
04:31:58,920 --> 04:31:59,580
family.

7576
04:31:59,580 --> 04:32:02,660
*Fairies* It's fucking 20 to 4.

7577
04:32:02,660 --> 04:32:05,580
I can't believe it's 20 to 4.

7578
04:32:05,580 --> 04:32:06,900
*Fairies* I can't believe it's

7579
04:32:06,900 --> 04:32:10,250
20 to 4. *Fairies* Today, the

7580
04:32:10,250 --> 04:32:12,080
Dallas Cowboys and the National

7581
04:32:12,080 --> 04:32:13,660
Football League present an

7582
04:32:13,660 --> 04:32:15,580
American holiday tradition.

7583
04:32:15,580 --> 04:32:16,680
*Fairies* With a halftime

7584
04:32:16,680 --> 04:32:18,310
celebration to kick off the Salvation

7585
04:32:18,310 --> 04:32:19,580
Army's kettle campaign.

7586
04:32:19,580 --> 04:32:21,060
*Fairies* Joining Gene and

7587
04:32:21,060 --> 04:32:22,440
Jerry Jones of the Cowboy

7588
04:32:22,440 --> 04:32:24,150
Organization is Commissioner

7589
04:32:24,150 --> 04:32:26,040
John Fusbee, National Commander

7590
04:32:26,040 --> 04:32:27,580
of the Salvation Army.

7591
04:32:27,580 --> 04:32:29,010
*Fairies* We hope that you will

7592
04:32:29,010 --> 04:32:30,360
open your hearts and embrace

7593
04:32:30,360 --> 04:32:31,530
those who are in need this

7594
04:32:31,530 --> 04:32:32,580
holiday season.

7595
04:32:32,580 --> 04:32:34,050
*Fairies* What is this? *Fairies*

7596
04:32:34,050 --> 04:32:35,140
At a time when giving and

7597
04:32:35,140 --> 04:32:36,350
sharing will make all of us

7598
04:32:36,350 --> 04:32:37,580
feel like champions.

7599
04:32:37,580 --> 04:32:39,190
*Fairies* A premium of choice.

7600
04:32:39,190 --> 04:32:40,550
You can't ever round off the

7601
04:32:40,550 --> 04:32:42,140
board to come fighting. I want

7602
04:32:42,140 --> 04:32:44,580
the whole town to see me. *Fairies*

7603
04:32:44,580 --> 04:32:48,190
It's alright. Facts. It's

7604
04:32:48,190 --> 04:32:49,580
alright.

7605
04:32:49,580 --> 04:32:51,260
Thank you very much there.

7606
04:32:51,260 --> 04:32:53,150
Please do. Very, very kind of

7607
04:32:53,150 --> 04:32:53,580
ya.

7608
04:32:53,580 --> 04:32:54,580
*Fairies*

7609
04:32:54,580 --> 04:32:55,580
*Fairies*

7610
04:32:55,580 --> 04:32:56,580
*Fairies*

7611
04:32:56,580 --> 04:33:02,960
So kind, so kind, so kind.

7612
04:33:02,960 --> 04:33:07,160
Thank you. Please can you do

7613
04:33:07,160 --> 04:33:11,400
the Mars Delight SD ad? It's

7614
04:33:11,400 --> 04:33:13,260
set in the Garden of Eden in

7615
04:33:13,260 --> 04:33:16,640
French. Mars Delight SD.

7616
04:33:16,640 --> 04:33:20,020
Standard definition.

7617
04:33:20,020 --> 04:33:31,010
How has it only got 866 views?

7618
04:33:31,010 --> 04:33:39,680
Is it, is it fucking dodgy?

7619
04:33:39,680 --> 04:33:49,570
It's a little bit more. The

7620
04:33:49,570 --> 04:33:59,880
French, they go even further

7621
04:33:59,880 --> 04:34:09,120
with it. Delight de Mars, the

7622
04:34:09,120 --> 04:34:09,660
plus croustillant.

7623
04:34:09,660 --> 04:34:12,840
There you go. I mean, that was

7624
04:34:12,840 --> 04:34:15,190
that. It doesn't really beat

7625
04:34:15,190 --> 04:34:16,100
Creed.

7626
04:34:16,100 --> 04:34:26,260
Thank you very much anyway.

7627
04:34:26,260 --> 04:34:26,700
Thanks.

7628
04:34:27,700 --> 04:34:31,160
Cause there's a hunger longing

7629
04:34:31,160 --> 04:34:35,280
to escape from the life I live

7630
04:34:35,280 --> 04:34:37,920
when I'm awake.

7631
04:34:40,420 --> 04:34:42,420
so let's go there

7632
04:34:42,420 --> 04:34:47,080
and then make our escape come

7633
04:34:47,080 --> 04:34:48,420
out and go there

7634
04:34:48,420 --> 04:34:52,420
and then stay

7635
04:34:52,420 --> 04:34:58,420
can you take me higher

7636
04:34:58,420 --> 04:35:00,420
lovely visual bezels

7637
04:35:00,420 --> 04:35:02,420
true place where

7638
04:35:02,420 --> 04:35:04,420
blind man's in

7639
04:35:04,420 --> 04:35:08,420
can you take me

7640
04:35:08,420 --> 04:35:10,420
higher

7641
04:35:12,420 --> 04:35:14,420
true place where

7642
04:35:14,420 --> 04:35:16,420
for it

7643
04:35:16,420 --> 04:35:18,420
do you forget that

7644
04:35:18,420 --> 04:35:20,420
today the Dallas Cowboys

7645
04:35:20,420 --> 04:35:21,980
and the National Football

7646
04:35:21,980 --> 04:35:22,420
League

7647
04:35:22,420 --> 04:35:23,860
present an American Holiday

7648
04:35:23,860 --> 04:35:24,420
Tradition

7649
04:35:24,420 --> 04:35:26,420
with a halftime celebration

7650
04:35:26,420 --> 04:35:28,420
to kick off the salvation

7651
04:35:28,420 --> 04:35:30,420
when I'm away

7652
04:35:34,420 --> 04:35:35,980
and the National Football

7653
04:35:35,980 --> 04:35:36,420
League

7654
04:35:36,420 --> 04:35:38,420
is a great day

7655
04:35:38,420 --> 04:35:39,980
and the National Football

7656
04:35:39,980 --> 04:35:40,420
League

7657
04:35:40,420 --> 04:35:42,420
is a great day

7658
04:35:42,420 --> 04:35:43,980
and the National Football

7659
04:35:43,980 --> 04:35:44,420
League

7660
04:35:44,420 --> 04:35:46,420
is a great day

7661
04:35:46,420 --> 04:35:47,980
and the National Football

7662
04:35:47,980 --> 04:35:48,420
League

7663
04:35:48,420 --> 04:35:50,420
is a great day

7664
04:35:50,420 --> 04:35:51,980
and the National Football

7665
04:35:51,980 --> 04:35:52,420
League

7666
04:35:52,420 --> 04:35:54,420
is a great day

7667
04:35:54,420 --> 04:35:56,420
to a place where

7668
04:35:56,420 --> 04:35:58,420
blind man feels

7669
04:35:58,420 --> 04:36:02,420
can you take me higher

7670
04:36:02,420 --> 04:36:04,420
to a place where

7671
04:36:04,420 --> 04:36:06,420
blind man feels

7672
04:36:06,420 --> 04:36:08,420
can you take me higher

7673
04:36:08,420 --> 04:36:20,420
I need to do the...

7674
04:36:20,420 --> 04:36:23,350
It's hard to fucking nail the

7675
04:36:23,350 --> 04:36:24,500
moment.

7676
04:36:27,220 --> 04:36:29,120
It's hard to nail the moment

7677
04:36:29,120 --> 04:36:30,380
when the dad comes down the

7678
04:36:30,380 --> 04:36:30,780
stairs

7679
04:36:30,780 --> 04:36:32,270
because when you've got an hour

7680
04:36:32,270 --> 04:36:32,680
long,

7681
04:36:33,080 --> 04:36:34,050
it's the increments in which

7682
04:36:34,050 --> 04:36:35,840
you're skipping on the timeline.

7683
04:36:35,840 --> 04:36:38,120
It's very hard to pinpoint it.

7684
04:36:38,120 --> 04:36:41,470
My heart of memories of perfect

7685
04:36:41,470 --> 04:36:44,780
love that you gave to me.

7686
04:36:45,420 --> 04:36:47,920
I think I'm sure I had a big

7687
04:36:47,920 --> 04:36:50,640
time coming under.

7688
04:36:55,140 --> 04:36:57,080
Find the solo ad.

7689
04:36:59,240 --> 04:37:00,880
What's the solo ad?

7690
04:37:05,540 --> 04:37:05,700
Find the solo ad.

7691
04:37:05,700 --> 04:37:14,240
Creed featuring Andre Agassi.

7692
04:37:14,240 --> 04:37:34,900
I'm jealous, I believe.

7693
04:37:34,900 --> 04:37:40,730
Above all the others will

7694
04:37:40,730 --> 04:37:42,480
collide

7695
04:37:42,480 --> 04:37:48,520
This brings tears to my eyes

7696
04:37:48,520 --> 04:37:50,580
My sacrifice

7697
04:37:50,580 --> 04:38:04,000
I just want to say hello again

7698
04:38:04,000 --> 04:38:12,960
What about the fucking Victor Meldrew

7699
04:38:12,960 --> 04:38:16,940
grazing face?

7700
04:38:16,940 --> 04:38:25,960
Where was that?

7701
04:38:25,960 --> 04:38:39,820
The 4319?

7702
04:38:39,820 --> 04:38:47,770
Oh, you're creepy. I'm after

7703
04:38:47,770 --> 04:38:48,680
boys and you clobber.

7704
04:38:48,920 --> 04:38:50,070
Round up the boys to come fight

7705
04:38:50,070 --> 04:38:51,540
in. I want the whole town to

7706
04:38:51,540 --> 04:38:52,060
see me.

7707
04:38:52,060 --> 04:38:58,940
Oh, my love, my young girls. We'll

7708
04:38:58,940 --> 04:39:04,110
climb with braced tears to my

7709
04:39:04,110 --> 04:39:09,070
eyes. My sacrifice. At times

7710
04:39:09,070 --> 04:39:12,680
life is wicked and I just can't

7711
04:39:12,680 --> 04:39:14,780
see the light.

7712
04:39:14,780 --> 04:39:16,470
Thank you very, very much. Sit

7713
04:39:16,470 --> 04:39:18,210
down, John. Very, very kind of

7714
04:39:18,210 --> 04:39:19,670
you. Greatly enhanced his

7715
04:39:19,670 --> 04:39:20,640
reputation.

7716
04:39:20,640 --> 04:39:23,580
Enough to make summer all seem

7717
04:39:23,580 --> 04:39:26,700
alive. Whatever life is. We

7718
04:39:26,700 --> 04:39:28,040
need to go back there again.

7719
04:39:29,540 --> 04:39:31,090
We'll go studio version on this

7720
04:39:31,090 --> 04:39:31,840
one.

7721
04:39:39,840 --> 04:39:37,630
Seriously has dental issues.

7722
04:39:37,630 --> 04:39:43,250
Not funny, says Toffee Dog.

7723
04:39:43,250 --> 04:39:45,860
Didn't know that. I mean, what?

7724
04:39:45,860 --> 04:39:47,080
I thought it was.

7725
04:39:47,080 --> 04:39:49,470
I thought it was just a funny

7726
04:39:49,470 --> 04:39:51,980
situation. Maybe it has no

7727
04:39:51,980 --> 04:39:54,590
fucking dentures in there.

7728
04:39:54,590 --> 04:39:56,280
Maybe it has no.

7729
04:39:57,480 --> 04:39:59,580
No teeth in there. Is that why?

7730
04:40:06,980 --> 04:40:08,370
It's, it's, I tell you why it

7731
04:40:08,370 --> 04:40:09,950
is funny. Because they put it

7732
04:40:09,950 --> 04:40:11,170
in a fucking advert and it's

7733
04:40:11,170 --> 04:40:13,050
Victor Meldrew. And they left

7734
04:40:13,050 --> 04:40:14,680
that in knowing that that's

7735
04:40:14,680 --> 04:40:15,280
funny.

7736
04:40:22,680 --> 04:40:24,750
And I thought it was, I'm

7737
04:40:24,750 --> 04:40:27,220
lending it a lot of credence by

7738
04:40:27,220 --> 04:40:29,700
playing my sacrifice by Creed

7739
04:40:29,700 --> 04:40:30,880
II as well.

7740
04:40:30,880 --> 04:40:34,470
My heart, a memory of perfect

7741
04:40:34,470 --> 04:40:39,690
love that you gave to me. Oh, I

7742
04:40:39,690 --> 04:40:45,820
remember when you are with me.

7743
04:40:45,820 --> 04:40:51,390
I'm free. I'm careless. I'm

7744
04:40:51,390 --> 04:40:51,460
free.

7745
04:40:51,460 --> 04:40:52,940
Even if you did have dental

7746
04:40:52,940 --> 04:40:54,560
issues, would you not close

7747
04:40:54,560 --> 04:40:55,460
your mouth?

7748
04:40:55,460 --> 04:41:00,710
The hope of the owners will fly.

7749
04:41:00,710 --> 04:41:05,180
Let's bring us tears. Thank you

7750
04:41:05,180 --> 04:41:07,740
very much there. Sit down, John.

7751
04:41:07,740 --> 04:41:09,740
My sacrifice.

7752
04:41:21,740 --> 04:41:19,070
We've seen ourselves on sundowns

7753
04:41:19,070 --> 04:41:26,740
or how quickly life can turn

7754
04:41:26,740 --> 04:41:33,740
around. In a little stare.

7755
04:41:33,740 --> 04:41:37,020
Richard Wilson is dead.

7756
04:41:37,020 --> 04:41:39,020
Isn't that?

7757
04:41:41,340 --> 04:41:43,340
Thank you.

7758
04:41:50,780 --> 04:41:52,780
Still life.

7759
04:42:06,300 --> 04:42:10,000
Another... I forgot how fucking

7760
04:42:10,000 --> 04:42:12,200
bad this video was or Creed

7761
04:42:12,200 --> 04:42:14,620
videos at all, full stop.

7762
04:42:14,620 --> 04:42:16,090
Because the last one we saw

7763
04:42:16,090 --> 04:42:17,970
with the meteorites raining

7764
04:42:17,970 --> 04:42:19,440
down. Now this is another one

7765
04:42:19,440 --> 04:42:21,050
where the world is ending and

7766
04:42:21,050 --> 04:42:21,900
flooding.

7767
04:42:21,900 --> 04:42:26,640
And they're saving people. Some

7768
04:42:26,640 --> 04:42:28,730
insane screen grabs and

7769
04:42:28,730 --> 04:42:30,220
screenshots. Hopefully it's in

7770
04:42:30,220 --> 04:42:30,220
HD.

7771
04:42:30,220 --> 04:42:30,220
Nope.

7772
04:42:30,220 --> 04:42:34,770
Nope. 480p. And this is Vivo.

7773
04:42:34,770 --> 04:42:38,540
So this is their official video.

7774
04:42:38,540 --> 04:42:46,860
This is something.

7775
04:42:46,860 --> 04:42:49,470
They managed to get Leo Varadkar

7776
04:42:49,470 --> 04:42:50,860
for the video.

7777
04:42:50,860 --> 04:43:03,180
for the video.

7778
04:43:03,180 --> 04:43:09,070
Let's go back and see what kind

7779
04:43:09,070 --> 04:43:11,500
of shite.

7780
04:43:11,500 --> 04:43:12,990
They were spinning. I remember

7781
04:43:12,990 --> 04:43:14,040
the very beginning of it

7782
04:43:14,040 --> 04:43:15,350
because it was the cue to turn

7783
04:43:15,350 --> 04:43:15,820
over.

7784
04:43:15,820 --> 04:43:18,220
When this came on Kerrang! or

7785
04:43:18,220 --> 04:43:19,820
on MTV2.

7786
04:43:19,820 --> 04:43:21,790
It was time to switch over to

7787
04:43:21,790 --> 04:43:23,960
another channel to see if there

7788
04:43:23,960 --> 04:43:26,140
was a better music video on.

7789
04:43:26,140 --> 04:43:28,140
Or a better tune.

7790
04:43:28,140 --> 04:43:34,460
It's too fucking messianic.

7791
04:43:34,460 --> 04:43:46,780
For its own god.

7792
04:43:46,780 --> 04:43:51,540
With tears in my eyes, my mula

7793
04:43:51,540 --> 04:43:52,880
rice.

7794
04:44:04,120 --> 04:44:06,380
My mula rice.

7795
04:44:07,460 --> 04:44:09,700
Hello, my friend. We'll meet

7796
04:44:09,700 --> 04:44:10,460
again.

7797
04:44:11,420 --> 04:44:13,610
Hello, my friend. We'll meet

7798
04:44:13,610 --> 04:44:14,600
again.

7799
04:44:15,680 --> 04:44:17,060
He's taking a shit.

7800
04:44:18,320 --> 04:44:19,220
Maybe that's a commode at the

7801
04:44:19,220 --> 04:44:20,960
end of the boat. There's a

7802
04:44:20,960 --> 04:44:21,560
little hole.

7803
04:44:33,620 --> 04:44:27,690
As if you'd still be fucking

7804
04:44:27,690 --> 04:44:34,810
diligently delivering mail in

7805
04:44:34,810 --> 04:44:39,540
an event like that.

7806
04:44:41,420 --> 04:44:42,120
Thank you very much, Gunnar Man.

7807
04:44:42,120 --> 04:44:44,500
Very, very kind of you there.

7808
04:44:44,580 --> 04:44:47,900
Within my heart of memories.

7809
04:44:48,300 --> 04:44:51,510
A perfect love that you gave to

7810
04:44:51,510 --> 04:44:52,260
me.

7811
04:44:53,720 --> 04:44:57,940
Oh, I remember when you are

7812
04:44:57,940 --> 04:45:00,220
with me.

7813
04:45:01,220 --> 04:45:03,040
What the fuck are they about,

7814
04:45:03,040 --> 04:45:03,600
look.

7815
04:45:10,820 --> 04:45:12,020
Zora's Domain.

7816
04:45:16,020 --> 04:45:17,520
The water buddies.

7817
04:45:17,520 --> 04:45:17,520
The water buddies.

7818
04:45:19,340 --> 04:45:19,870
Fucking Bill and Ben, the

7819
04:45:19,870 --> 04:45:21,520
flower pot men.

7820
04:45:24,200 --> 04:45:26,120
Tango and Cash over there, look.

7821
04:45:29,700 --> 04:45:31,240
Fucking the water lilies,

7822
04:45:31,240 --> 04:45:32,760
ladies and gentlemen.

7823
04:45:32,760 --> 04:45:34,140
The water lilies.

7824
04:45:35,420 --> 04:45:36,580
Meyer lurks.

7825
04:45:39,580 --> 04:45:41,560
The soggy bottoms.

7826
04:45:43,340 --> 04:45:44,540
The fishbowl boys.

7827
04:45:46,300 --> 04:45:47,880
The fishie men.

7828
04:45:47,880 --> 04:45:48,860
The fishie men.

7829
04:45:48,860 --> 04:45:48,880
The fishie men.

7830
04:45:48,880 --> 04:45:48,880
The fishie men.

7831
04:45:48,880 --> 04:45:50,980
Aquin splash.

7832
04:45:50,980 --> 04:45:52,480
Aquin splash.

7833
04:45:54,480 --> 04:45:56,520
Fucking representing envy.

7834
04:45:56,520 --> 04:45:58,520
It's aquin splash.

7835
04:45:58,520 --> 04:46:12,470
What's going on? They're having

7836
04:46:12,470 --> 04:46:12,620
fun.

7837
04:46:12,620 --> 04:46:33,720
A monk? A few monks?

7838
04:46:33,720 --> 04:46:38,720
We've seen ourselves on sundowns,

7839
04:46:38,720 --> 04:46:42,900
oh, how quickly life can turn

7840
04:46:42,900 --> 04:46:48,050
around. It feels so good to

7841
04:46:48,050 --> 04:46:53,700
reunite within yourself and

7842
04:46:53,700 --> 04:47:00,050
within mine. Let's find peace

7843
04:47:00,050 --> 04:47:02,020
there.

7844
04:47:02,020 --> 04:47:07,240
Let's find peace there. Couple

7845
04:47:07,240 --> 04:47:30,740
of fish kisses. My Muller rice.

7846
04:47:30,820 --> 04:47:39,320
My sacrifice. I just want to

7847
04:47:39,320 --> 04:47:50,070
say hello again. I just want to

7848
04:47:50,070 --> 04:47:57,720
say hello again.

7849
04:47:57,720 --> 04:48:02,640
Bring cheese to me twice and

7850
04:48:02,640 --> 04:48:05,480
Muller rice.

7851
04:48:05,480 --> 04:48:19,240
When you are with me...

7852
04:48:19,240 --> 04:48:21,000
When you are with me...

7853
04:48:21,000 --> 04:48:25,150
God, what a fucking load of schmaltzy,

7854
04:48:25,150 --> 04:48:27,000
maudling shite.

7855
04:48:27,000 --> 04:48:33,000
When you are with me...

7856
04:48:33,000 --> 04:48:37,910
I'm free. I'm free. I'm free.

7857
04:48:37,910 --> 04:48:39,740
He was so wrapped up in the

7858
04:48:39,740 --> 04:48:42,370
fucking messianistic bullshit

7859
04:48:42,370 --> 04:48:44,990
that he couldn't even pronounce

7860
04:48:44,990 --> 04:48:48,760
the word free properly. He just...

7861
04:48:48,760 --> 04:48:52,520
His mouth wouldn't let me...

7862
04:48:52,520 --> 04:49:06,520
I'm free. I'm free. I'm free.

7863
04:49:06,520 --> 04:49:14,280
I'm free. I'm...

7864
04:49:14,280 --> 04:49:22,260
I'm free! I'm Meldrew with my

7865
04:49:22,260 --> 04:49:23,880
teeth.

7866
04:49:23,880 --> 04:49:31,030
I'm careless, I believe. Oh but

7867
04:49:31,030 --> 04:49:37,300
all the others will burn. This

7868
04:49:37,300 --> 04:49:42,360
brings tears to my eyes.

7869
04:49:43,480 --> 04:49:45,480
My mother-rise!

7870
04:49:45,480 --> 04:49:51,990
'Cause when you are with me, I'm

7871
04:49:51,990 --> 04:49:59,470
free. I'm careless, I believe.

7872
04:49:59,470 --> 04:50:06,220
Oh but all the others will burn.

7873
04:50:06,220 --> 04:50:12,680
This brings tears to my eyes.

7874
04:50:12,680 --> 04:50:14,680
My sacrifice.

7875
04:50:18,680 --> 04:50:20,990
Thank God. It's been a fucking

7876
04:50:20,990 --> 04:50:22,680
nice weather at last.

7877
04:50:22,680 --> 04:50:32,900
What the fuck is going on?

7878
04:50:38,900 --> 04:50:41,620
What a load of shit.

7879
04:50:41,980 --> 04:50:44,550
I'd never stayed, as I said,

7880
04:50:44,550 --> 04:50:45,200
back in the day.

7881
04:50:45,260 --> 04:50:46,700
It was just switch over after I

7882
04:50:46,700 --> 04:50:47,740
saw the first bit.

7883
04:50:49,020 --> 04:50:50,560
Look at the state of that.

7884
04:50:50,560 --> 04:50:56,300
Seamless morphage into old man.

7885
04:51:01,300 --> 04:51:01,810
Did someone just drop a bomb on

7886
04:51:01,810 --> 04:51:04,300
this shit?

7887
04:51:05,080 --> 04:51:06,900
Because that stuff was a blast.

7888
04:51:07,940 --> 04:51:09,320
Lovely creed.

7889
04:51:09,320 --> 04:51:25,500
Creed Wolf.

7890
04:51:26,340 --> 04:51:28,400
My Muller eyes.

7891
04:51:29,060 --> 04:51:30,700
I think I'll write lyrics to

7892
04:51:30,700 --> 04:51:32,500
the entirety of that song just

7893
04:51:32,500 --> 04:51:34,480
about Muller eyes for Creed.

7894
04:51:36,580 --> 04:51:36,730
Maybe even try and make a

7895
04:51:36,730 --> 04:51:39,660
fucking crap advert for Muller

7896
04:51:39,660 --> 04:51:40,520
eyes.

7897
04:51:42,520 --> 04:51:43,740
On top of this video.

7898
04:51:44,260 --> 04:51:45,290
I'm on the phone with every

7899
04:51:45,290 --> 04:51:47,000
fucking studio at night.

7900
04:51:47,700 --> 04:51:48,820
Insurance company.

7901
04:51:50,320 --> 04:51:50,760
Producer.

7902
04:51:52,020 --> 04:51:53,640
Thank you very much there.

7903
04:51:54,020 --> 04:51:54,980
Jeff Tomato.

7904
04:51:55,660 --> 04:51:56,680
Jeff Tomato.

7905
04:51:59,080 --> 04:52:00,340
Very, very kind of you.

7906
04:52:02,280 --> 04:52:03,760
Sit down, John.

7907
04:52:03,860 --> 04:52:04,900
Thank you very much there.

7908
04:52:05,140 --> 04:52:06,400
And I'm sure you know yourself.

7909
04:52:09,140 --> 04:52:10,360
Yeah, definitely.

7910
04:52:10,520 --> 04:52:12,150
I think the limitations of

7911
04:52:12,150 --> 04:52:14,190
those, of the AI apps is that

7912
04:52:14,190 --> 04:52:16,320
they don't do stuff like, or at

7913
04:52:16,320 --> 04:52:18,760
least when I tried last year or

7914
04:52:18,760 --> 04:52:21,220
whenever, ages ago, was,

7915
04:52:21,700 --> 04:52:23,640
can you rewrite the lyrics to

7916
04:52:23,640 --> 04:52:25,840
fucking Creed's such and such,

7917
04:52:25,840 --> 04:52:28,240
incorporating in Muller eyes.

7918
04:52:28,460 --> 04:52:30,620
And it was like, I'm sorry, I

7919
04:52:30,620 --> 04:52:32,040
can't do this.

7920
04:52:32,840 --> 04:52:33,650
You know, because there's a

7921
04:52:33,650 --> 04:52:34,520
copyright.

7922
04:52:35,220 --> 04:52:35,890
You know, they don't want

7923
04:52:35,890 --> 04:52:37,260
people doing that on their

7924
04:52:37,260 --> 04:52:38,260
fucking songs.

7925
04:52:38,660 --> 04:52:40,230
So it's one area where, you

7926
04:52:40,230 --> 04:52:41,940
know, AI is not going to

7927
04:52:41,940 --> 04:52:44,160
fucking do certain things.

7928
04:52:44,160 --> 04:52:45,250
You're going to have to go out

7929
04:52:45,250 --> 04:52:46,120
and do it yourself.

7930
04:52:46,840 --> 04:52:47,760
And you probably do an even

7931
04:52:47,760 --> 04:52:49,160
better job as well.

7932
04:52:49,220 --> 04:52:49,940
Well, maybe not.

7933
04:52:50,140 --> 04:52:51,780
You would if you tried.

7934
04:52:52,400 --> 04:52:54,330
But you could do the Muller

7935
04:52:54,330 --> 04:52:56,500
eyes thing for these lads.

7936
04:52:56,660 --> 04:52:58,190
And it would be even better

7937
04:52:58,190 --> 04:52:59,920
because just the video is a

7938
04:52:59,920 --> 04:53:01,500
load of crazy shit thrown

7939
04:53:01,500 --> 04:53:02,920
together anyway.

7940
04:53:03,060 --> 04:53:04,330
It's not even going to look too

7941
04:53:04,330 --> 04:53:05,740
fucking weird that it's about

7942
04:53:05,740 --> 04:53:06,340
Muller.

7943
04:53:06,340 --> 04:53:07,420
It's for Muller eyes.

7944
04:53:08,420 --> 04:53:09,950
If you threw the Muller eyes in

7945
04:53:09,950 --> 04:53:10,500
it.

7946
04:53:11,780 --> 04:53:13,350
Whoever mentioned, whoever said

7947
04:53:13,350 --> 04:53:15,600
the line, bring tears to my

7948
04:53:15,600 --> 04:53:17,840
eyes, my Muller eyes in the

7949
04:53:17,840 --> 04:53:19,180
chat there.

7950
04:53:19,260 --> 04:53:20,940
Thanks very much for saying

7951
04:53:20,940 --> 04:53:21,480
that.

7952
04:53:21,940 --> 04:53:23,430
I hope you don't mind if I take

7953
04:53:23,430 --> 04:53:25,040
that as a cue to try and do

7954
04:53:25,040 --> 04:53:26,800
something with that.

7955
04:53:27,900 --> 04:53:29,180
Mario Calzone.

7956
04:53:29,360 --> 04:53:30,240
Thank you very much.

7957
04:53:31,400 --> 04:53:33,180
Big ups to my brother, Luigi.

7958
04:53:33,460 --> 04:53:34,780
Stick it to him, brother.

7959
04:53:34,920 --> 04:53:35,950
Thank you very much there for

7960
04:53:35,950 --> 04:53:36,320
the tip.

7961
04:53:37,640 --> 04:53:38,430
Did you ever see Future Islands

7962
04:53:38,430 --> 04:53:40,280
on the six o'clock show?

7963
04:53:40,380 --> 04:53:40,940
I did.

7964
04:53:42,120 --> 04:53:42,560
Indeed.

7965
04:53:43,680 --> 04:53:46,370
I thought it was Future Islands

7966
04:53:46,370 --> 04:53:48,480
on Letterman.

7967
04:53:48,560 --> 04:53:49,680
No, or on one of those late

7968
04:53:49,680 --> 04:53:51,000
night shows where he really

7969
04:53:51,000 --> 04:53:51,740
gave it socks.

7970
04:53:52,100 --> 04:53:53,180
The six o'clock show.

7971
04:53:53,260 --> 04:53:54,460
Is that BBC One?

7972
04:53:56,320 --> 04:53:57,560
Or is that on RTE?

7973
04:54:06,120 --> 04:54:05,950
Slipknot's duality music video

7974
04:54:05,950 --> 04:54:08,460
is good.

7975
04:54:08,740 --> 04:54:09,560
People watching.

7976
04:54:09,560 --> 04:54:09,700
People.

7977
04:54:13,700 --> 04:54:16,170
People equal shit by Slipknot

7978
04:54:16,170 --> 04:54:17,320
is after you.

7979
04:54:19,760 --> 04:54:21,340
You're using AI to do it now.

7980
04:54:21,580 --> 04:54:22,140
Says Nigel.

7981
04:54:22,240 --> 04:54:22,380
Okay.

7982
04:54:22,460 --> 04:54:23,960
What was that chat GPT?

7983
04:54:24,080 --> 04:54:24,300
Was it?

7984
04:54:32,300 --> 04:54:32,860
The Creedy Clown.

7985
04:54:33,860 --> 04:54:35,000
The Creedy Clown.

7986
04:54:42,280 --> 04:54:44,080
My mum will rise.

7987
04:54:44,080 --> 04:55:14,060
I push my fingers too.

7988
04:55:14,060 --> 04:55:16,180
Oh God, yeah.

7989
04:55:17,940 --> 04:55:19,370
What I used to love about these

7990
04:55:19,370 --> 04:55:22,080
cons was that there'd be a load

7991
04:55:22,080 --> 04:55:23,180
of...

7992
04:55:23,180 --> 04:55:29,700
And then some really...

7993
04:55:29,700 --> 04:55:30,780
Just cut and there'd be some

7994
04:55:30,780 --> 04:55:31,780
really sweet...

7995
04:55:31,780 --> 04:55:33,640
I wash my balls in the sink at

7996
04:55:33,640 --> 04:55:34,360
night.

7997
04:55:34,360 --> 04:55:36,230
And now I fell and I'm not

7998
04:55:36,230 --> 04:55:37,040
right.

7999
04:55:47,660 --> 04:55:49,940
I'm a lovely little man.

8000
04:55:49,940 --> 04:55:52,260
I want to hold you in my hands.

8001
04:55:52,500 --> 04:55:54,230
I'm such a sweet, delightful

8002
04:55:54,230 --> 04:55:54,840
thing.

8003
04:55:55,240 --> 04:55:56,940
But you listen to me sing...

8004
04:55:57,500 --> 04:56:09,980
And you have it on here as well.

8005
04:56:09,980 --> 04:56:13,500
I push my fingers to do my...

8006
04:56:13,500 --> 04:56:18,100
It's the only thing...

8007
04:56:18,100 --> 04:56:23,100
That slowly stops the ache...

8008
04:56:23,100 --> 04:56:25,520
But it's made of all...

8009
04:56:25,520 --> 04:56:29,100
The things I have to take...

8010
04:56:29,840 --> 04:56:32,400
Jesus never ends...

8011
04:56:32,400 --> 04:56:36,100
It puts its way inside...

8012
04:56:36,900 --> 04:56:39,100
If the pain goes on...

8013
04:56:39,760 --> 04:56:49,880
Couldn't take to them...

8014
04:56:49,880 --> 04:56:50,760
To be honest...

8015
04:56:50,760 --> 04:57:00,520
This song is called...

8016
04:57:00,520 --> 04:57:25,520
I was just thinking of...

8017
04:57:25,520 --> 04:57:27,570
They're doing their songs for

8018
04:57:27,570 --> 04:57:29,480
different products...

8019
04:57:29,480 --> 04:57:31,480
Like cheese and stuff now...

8020
04:57:31,480 --> 04:57:32,790
The same way Creed were good

8021
04:57:32,790 --> 04:57:33,520
for...

8022
04:57:34,040 --> 04:57:35,520
My muller rice...

8023
04:57:36,720 --> 04:57:41,520
I want something nice for tea...

8024
04:57:42,380 --> 04:57:43,280
Inside the fridge has some

8025
04:57:43,280 --> 04:57:44,520
cheese...

8026
04:57:45,760 --> 04:57:48,520
I open up the fridge at night...

8027
04:57:49,320 --> 04:57:51,520
But your cheese selection shite...

8028
04:57:53,140 --> 04:58:05,140
I had cheesy dreams...

8029
04:58:07,660 --> 04:58:10,140
I had nightmares last night...

8030
04:58:10,140 --> 04:58:13,140
After I ate a piece of cheese...

8031
04:58:14,140 --> 04:58:27,140
Barcode jumpsuits...

8032
04:58:27,140 --> 04:58:28,940
Jumpsuits with fucking barcodes

8033
04:58:28,940 --> 04:58:30,140
on the back...

8034
04:58:30,780 --> 04:58:33,140
Just pure fucking sweaty...

8035
04:58:34,000 --> 04:58:35,140
Adrenaline mosh pit...

8036
04:58:35,140 --> 04:58:52,140
Clown from fucking...

8037
04:58:52,140 --> 04:58:53,140
Slipknot's after you...

8038
04:58:53,660 --> 04:58:55,660
Is it a dream or a memory...

8039
04:58:55,660 --> 04:58:56,940
Yeah we're going to see fucking

8040
04:58:56,940 --> 04:58:57,660
clown...

8041
04:58:57,660 --> 04:58:58,660
From Slipknot later on man...

8042
04:58:58,660 --> 04:58:59,810
He's got a new side project

8043
04:58:59,810 --> 04:59:00,660
called...

8044
04:59:01,660 --> 04:59:02,660
Clown Circus...

8045
04:59:03,660 --> 04:59:05,030
It's just him and 20 other lads

8046
04:59:05,030 --> 04:59:06,660
on drums man...

8047
04:59:07,660 --> 04:59:09,660
It's gonna be fucking savage...

8048
04:59:10,660 --> 04:59:11,660
Clown...

8049
04:59:14,660 --> 04:59:15,660
Clown Cloud...

8050
04:59:16,660 --> 04:59:19,960
Yeah you uploaded your music

8051
04:59:19,960 --> 04:59:21,870
yeah? To what? Fucking clown

8052
04:59:21,870 --> 04:59:22,980
crowd was it?

8053
04:59:22,980 --> 04:59:50,980
*music*

8054
04:59:50,980 --> 04:59:53,430
I've found the airwaves up in

8055
04:59:53,430 --> 04:59:53,680
me

8056
04:59:53,680 --> 04:59:57,140
Clown, clown warrior

8057
04:59:57,140 --> 05:00:24,770
I've found the airwaves up in

8058
05:00:24,770 --> 05:00:27,120
me

8059
05:00:27,120 --> 05:00:29,560
Clown, clown warrior, I've

8060
05:00:29,560 --> 05:00:31,820
found the airwaves up in me

8061
05:00:31,820 --> 05:00:33,470
Nailed down and cleared the

8062
05:00:33,470 --> 05:00:34,300
stone of lips

8063
05:00:34,300 --> 05:00:36,920
I wonder why you can't see

8064
05:00:36,920 --> 05:00:39,020
Inside the shadow, wait and

8065
05:00:39,020 --> 05:00:39,520
bleed

8066
05:00:39,520 --> 05:00:41,040
Wait and cheese

8067
05:00:41,040 --> 05:00:43,360
I thought the airwaves up in me

8068
05:00:43,360 --> 05:00:44,990
Nailed down and cleared the

8069
05:00:44,990 --> 05:00:45,820
stone of lips

8070
05:00:45,820 --> 05:00:48,460
I want something good for tea

8071
05:00:48,460 --> 05:00:51,140
I wonder why you can't see

8072
05:00:51,140 --> 05:00:52,690
Inside the shadow, wait and

8073
05:00:52,690 --> 05:00:53,060
bleed

8074
05:00:53,060 --> 05:00:54,460
Eat some cheese

8075
05:00:54,460 --> 05:01:02,340
Oh Christ

8076
05:01:02,340 --> 05:01:13,420
Is this a bad thing for kids to

8077
05:01:13,420 --> 05:01:14,080
be playing this

8078
05:01:14,080 --> 05:01:15,240
Or is there a good side to it?

8079
05:01:16,340 --> 05:01:17,350
We'll leave it there on that

8080
05:01:17,350 --> 05:01:17,680
one

8081
05:01:17,680 --> 05:01:18,620
We'll leave it there for

8082
05:01:18,620 --> 05:01:18,980
tonight

8083
05:01:18,980 --> 05:01:22,860
Just play that one

8084
05:01:22,860 --> 05:01:34,600
Fucking dead gorse imagery

8085
05:01:34,600 --> 05:01:50,880
Lovely fellas

8086
05:01:50,880 --> 05:01:54,480
Now next up

8087
05:01:54,480 --> 05:01:55,420
Some lovely fellas

8088
05:01:55,420 --> 05:01:58,300
From Castle Bar

8089
05:01:58,300 --> 05:01:59,600
Slipknot

8090
05:01:59,600 --> 05:02:02,910
We've got a brand new band

8091
05:02:02,910 --> 05:02:03,900
together

8092
05:02:03,900 --> 05:02:16,900
Every song is just a load of

8093
05:02:16,900 --> 05:02:21,340
And then

8094
05:02:21,340 --> 05:02:21,340
And then

8095
05:02:21,340 --> 05:02:22,780
And then

8096
05:02:22,780 --> 05:02:33,140
*Sings*

8097
05:02:42,540 --> 05:02:45,220
No one else can see!

8098
05:02:45,780 --> 05:02:47,650
Did they not realise how it

8099
05:02:47,650 --> 05:02:50,190
completely undermined the

8100
05:02:50,190 --> 05:02:51,180
fucking hard...

8101
05:02:51,900 --> 05:02:54,220
element of them.

8102
05:02:54,900 --> 05:02:56,130
Turning them into little sweet

8103
05:02:56,130 --> 05:02:56,680
boys.

8104
05:02:57,060 --> 05:02:58,500
They turned into little sweet

8105
05:02:58,500 --> 05:02:58,960
men.

8106
05:03:00,080 --> 05:03:02,360
And they kept the masks on.

8107
05:03:02,880 --> 05:03:04,320
So it just didn't work.

8108
05:03:04,320 --> 05:03:05,970
The inspiration of the moderate

8109
05:03:05,970 --> 05:03:06,320
me.

8110
05:03:07,860 --> 05:03:08,500
Psycho-social.

8111
05:03:09,440 --> 05:03:10,240
Psycho-social.

8112
05:03:11,120 --> 05:03:12,000
Psycho-social.

8113
05:03:14,700 --> 05:03:15,540
Psycho-social.

8114
05:03:16,460 --> 05:03:17,340
Psycho-social.

8115
05:03:18,240 --> 05:03:19,120
Psycho-social.

8116
05:03:19,720 --> 05:03:21,270
Cool, there are cracks in the

8117
05:03:21,270 --> 05:03:22,340
road we lay.

8118
05:03:22,680 --> 05:03:24,360
But where the devil fell, the

8119
05:03:24,360 --> 05:03:26,320
secret death gone mad.

8120
05:03:27,760 --> 05:03:29,440
This is nothing new.

8121
05:03:30,180 --> 05:03:31,020
Playing a fucking beer cake,

8122
05:03:31,020 --> 05:03:31,640
though.

8123
05:03:31,640 --> 05:03:33,100
The secret death gone mad.

8124
05:03:33,100 --> 05:03:38,280
Playing a fucking keg, man.

8125
05:03:39,720 --> 05:03:40,360
Kegmire.

8126
05:04:00,420 --> 05:04:01,920
Burn a missing separate.

8127
05:04:02,540 --> 05:04:03,760
I think we're good.

8128
05:04:04,000 --> 05:04:05,600
I'm not the only one.

8129
05:04:06,880 --> 05:04:09,600
And the rain will kill us all.

8130
05:04:09,600 --> 05:04:12,680
Throw ourselves against the

8131
05:04:12,680 --> 05:04:13,600
wall.

8132
05:04:13,800 --> 05:04:16,600
But no one else can see.

8133
05:04:17,040 --> 05:04:18,680
The preservation of the

8134
05:04:18,680 --> 05:04:20,060
moderate me.

8135
05:04:21,120 --> 05:04:46,520
Outro Music

8136
05:04:46,520 --> 05:05:16,500
Outro Music