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Moondust is still a problem.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust

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Moondust is still a problem

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Moondust

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Moondust

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Thank you

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Move on there

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Once you've seen him move on

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You've had enough time

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Keep the line going lads

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This is not a stop

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And fucking have a bit of crack

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scenario

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Just pay your respects and move

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Onwards

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You've had enough

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Time now

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I'm not really there guys

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It was just a hilarious

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Joke but maybe not a great

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Joke to make maybe not

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Not the right time

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Very very inappropriate

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Possibly but as we can see

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There is a live stream

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Of

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What seems to be

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None other than awake

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Online

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And wouldn't that be

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Amazing if that was the way

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For everybody we all had

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Thousands of people come and

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say goodbye

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At your wake

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Me personally

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I'm not really awake

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Kind of guy I'm awake now

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I'm awake now but I don't think

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I could really be too happy

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with the fact that my dead body

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was in a house or a place and

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people were coming and looking

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at my dead body sometimes

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possibly even touching it

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Saying goodbye

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Saying goodbye maybe posing for

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photographs and maybe posing

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for photographs not my cup of

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tea I don't know about you

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maybe you're old school like

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that but not for me it's it's

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just a bit too much a bit too

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much a bit too much thank you

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very much there John for the

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tip and pat the bag as well I

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hope you're getting on well I

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have the Kranz tracker 5000

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5000 5000 I was going to say

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they're open as well as Sam Lee's

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or Dara Dara Dara.com.

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I beg your pardon.

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This is Sam Lee's Kranz Tracker

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here.

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Dara's competing, but not rival.

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They're not competing.

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They're both great situations.

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I don't know what he called his

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particular Computer Chronicles

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app.

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It's a web app.

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Viper Chronicles, he's called

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it.

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Still have to watch the end of

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Computer Graphics from 1985,

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which I think will be the first

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one to go in.

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Will you be rewetting the tips,

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Minister?

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Thank you very much for that.

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Very, very kind of you there.

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Joey the Lips.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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I was going to go into Resident

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Evil.

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There's still some of that to

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do and then go Kranz.

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But I do get conflicted as to,

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like, what's the best way to

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approach the evening?

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Sometimes I'm just in a stew

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kind of mood.

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It's all about stew.

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Maybe it's been a bit of a

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strange day or whatever,

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and you just need a real nice

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hit of the stew man group

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to be able to bring you back

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onto a nice, even keel.

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And that's the way it is.

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I don't...

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I'm not too sure about going

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into it off the back of Rezzy.

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Definitely not Warzone.

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That really ended in acrimony

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there on Saturday night.

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I'm ashamed of that one and how

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that went down, to be honest.

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I didn't handle myself with the

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decorum, with the professionalism,

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with the joie de vivre, which

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has become expected of myself

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on the streams.

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It has to be said.

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Usually an uplifting, good

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crack, have a bit of a laugh

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scenario.

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But it's turned into a gremlin-based

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golem, nasty gremlin, goblin

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scenario.

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And, you know, some people

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obviously have a problem with

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that.

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I can see where you're coming

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from.

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I understand that as well.

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But, I mean, it just is so good.

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It's so nice.

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It feels great to get that hit,

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that first hit of the day.

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And then you just travel on

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that buzz for a while and keep

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topping yourself up with micro

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hits of dopamine-induced

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violence.

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It's all fantasy violence.

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So we don't have to worry about

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it.

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We don't really even have to

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read too much into it either.

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Nintendo Game Boy.

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Nintendo Game Boy.

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Thank you very much there.

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I'm just going to hide behind

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Stu.

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It's a beautiful situation like

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that when I can just hide

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behind the man himself and then

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come back out again whenever I

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want.

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And Christian Irwin.

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Thank you very much.

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Nice to see the Grim Jeeper

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himself back.

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Although there will be none of

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that Jeep business tonight.

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Although, look, I'm not going

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to promise that there won't be.

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But I'm saying I'm setting out

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the stalls and I can't deal

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with that.

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Not tonight.

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It's just all about the Stew

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Man Group.

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Thank you very much there,

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Captain Sack and Jackie Cracky.

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Great to see you and the Stew.

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You say thank you very much

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indeed about that.

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Serious highs though.

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Indeed, dramatic.

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Serious highs.

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Still thinking about it.

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Still dreaming about it.

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And I will be back on it.

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I haven't kicked it for good.

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You know, this isn't like a 12-step

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situation.

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I'm on the first step of saying

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I'll be back tomorrow.

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Or on it again maybe in a few

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days.

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Or maybe even tonight.

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Look, I don't want to make...

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I'm not Johnny Promises.

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Tonight, let's just enter the

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Stew-niverse.

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And just enjoy that for what it

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is at the moment in time.

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I think I had...

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The other thing was the video

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as well.

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I didn't have the video.

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And then I wanted to have the

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music to it as well.

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It's just the Pope.

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Twisted!

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The Pope got me sidetracked

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there.

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Or the former Pope.

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The Pope formerly known as Pope

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is now known as Prince.

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And Anonymous, thank you very

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much there for the tip.

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S-M-O-R-C.

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Smork.

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Thank you very much there.

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And I hope you're getting on

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well.

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Don't know what that smork

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means.

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Lovely slice of ham.

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Lovely slice of ham.

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Thank you very much there

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indeed for that Shafae for life.

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We're going to see a little bit

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of Shafae...

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...regardation out there.

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Let me just try and find the

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crack track that goes to the

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back of this.

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And it is called...

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...the...

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...Beam Tune.

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We've got a free computer to

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give away.

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Full theme in full.

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Beautiful stuff.

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Nearly came off the fucking

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chair.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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When did we have fat 32 guy

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appear on screen already?

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Might have missed him there. It's

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been a long time since I put

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this little video on.

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But it always got me charged up

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and ready to go.

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*music*

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The salads were always ready to

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go and we've seen this guy and

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it's the most replayed as well.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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as well. I heard you were in

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line

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to be the next Pope moving up

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from simply being the Lord

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of Tea and

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Toast. Any

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comment on that

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at all would be

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helpful at some

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stage. Francis, thank you very

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much

301
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for asking there. It's always

302
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nice

303
00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,180
to be asked about that.

304
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I the Lord of

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00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,420
Tea and Toast

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I have

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made my dinner

308
00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,560
roast. Who

309
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,300
on earth wants

310
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,040
some of that?

311
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I'm here

312
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to serve.

313
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I the

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00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,140
Lord of Tea

315
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,740
and Toast.

316
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,340
I like my tea.

317
00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,080
I don't like to...

318
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I make great tea.

319
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,660
I don't like to boast.

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Real

321
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,120
creamery butter in

322
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:31,940
the foil.

323
00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:35,300
Can't say fairer than

324
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:35,940
that.

325
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,300
I need to develop

326
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,180
that on maybe and maybe not

327
00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,430
though. Scumbelina, thank you

328
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:43,100
very much there

329
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,450
for the tip. Would Tommy be

330
00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:45,240
thinking about

331
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,180
throwing his cold John hat into

332
00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,720
the ring to become Pope?

333
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,160
Interesting

334
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,680
you should ask and interesting

335
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,040
we should

336
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,350
ask the uncle right now. It's

337
00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,120
the first mention

338
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,180
of him tonight.

339
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,120
Are you there? Are you there,

340
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,960
Lord? It is I, Lord.

341
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,960
I know you're waiting in the rafters.

342
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,180
Wrong button.

343
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:07,540
Tom?

344
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,640
Hello, what's the story?

345
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,740
Ah, great to have you, man.

346
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,560
Thanks very much for joining us.

347
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,240
Lovely, lovely stuff.

348
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,660
The crowd go wild there.

349
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,260
What's the story, Tom?

350
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:25,200
How are you getting on?

351
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:25,880
What's the story?

352
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,540
I'm grand.

353
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,760
Yeah, just, I was weeping there

354
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,740
for a few hours

355
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:33,660
whilst watching the livestream

356
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,120
of Pope Francis

357
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,450
as he lies in wait for many,

358
00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,520
many respecters

359
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,260
who have come to pay their

360
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,060
utmost holy respects.

361
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,980
And you're out there?

362
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,840
I am out there.

363
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,870
I have drove all the way over,

364
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,500
drove a special bus.

365
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,460
It was a special bus operation.

366
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,600
So I drove from Knock.

367
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,940
From Knock to Rome.

368
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,140
Crazy bit of business.

369
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,140
And how did that go?

370
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,700
It was a long, drawn-out affair.

371
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,410
We had to get the bus onto the

372
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,780
back of an Antonov.

373
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,410
One of the largest aircraft

374
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,240
ever made.

375
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,000
And it's up there with the Beluga.

376
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,770
And you wouldn't just take the

377
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,800
ferry over from, say, Dublin or

378
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,080
Dun Laoghaire over to Wales or

379
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,740
England

380
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,620
or even over to France from

381
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,490
Ross Lair or wherever that

382
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,040
other ferry goes.

383
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:25,960
You wouldn't have just done

384
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,280
that.

385
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:27,860
Why not?

386
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,940
Why not take...

387
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,100
When you have the contacts I

388
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,950
have, why not just get the bus

389
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:32,900
on the Antonov

390
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,040
and then jack Antonov your way

391
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,000
all the way over to Rome.

392
00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,960
And then you get out of Rome

393
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,820
and drive to the Vatican there.

394
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,360
Wow.

395
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,100
That's premiership busing.

396
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,000
It's just the way things are at

397
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000
the moment.

398
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,620
That's a special bus operation.

399
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,370
You don't get that everywhere

400
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:53,500
else, you know.

401
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,860
I mean, some people would be...

402
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,350
They'd be doing the whole drive

403
00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:57,240
across Europe.

404
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:57,800
Not me.

405
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:58,900
Not now.

406
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,140
Not with the situation.

407
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,400
The contacts I've made as well

408
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,220
over the years.

409
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,720
They've been good to me.

410
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,060
Great stuff.

411
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,440
It sounds fucking fantastic.

412
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,750
And fair play to you for doing

413
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,520
that as well.

414
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,580
Irish Gamer Girl, thank you

415
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,540
very much for the tip.

416
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,970
If it isn't Pope, Saint

417
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,400
Francisco himself.

418
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,240
Thanks very much.

419
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,540
And what about your cold Sean

420
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,160
hat?

421
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,030
Scumbelina just asking there if

422
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,790
you're going to throw that into

423
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,560
the ring to become Pope.

424
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,780
Well, I did mention it.

425
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,200
I'm just out there.

426
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,550
I'm south of the Vatican myself

427
00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:29,880
now.

428
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,040
And some of the clothes people

429
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,420
I've wearing are disgusting.

430
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,240
Turning up to the bookings,

431
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,440
wake like this.

432
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,710
And, you know, I think there's

433
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,960
too much revealing going on.

434
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,960
A lot of their bodies shone.

435
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,360
And I think people need to

436
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,920
remember where you are.

437
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,140
And you need to have a bit of

438
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,100
respect as well.

439
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,660
Not only for the dead.

440
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,860
But for the reverential aspect

441
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,440
of the utmost Holy Spirit

442
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,720
himself.

443
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,840
The Holy Ghost.

444
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,620
Well, it sounds like you're

445
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,770
definitely in the leagues of

446
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,640
showing utmost respect.

447
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:11,860
And fair play to you as well.

448
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:12,980
It doesn't answer the question

449
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,400
though.

450
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,010
Your hat, ring, Pope next, in

451
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:17,580
it, possibly.

452
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,720
I'm not going to reveal

453
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,980
anything at the moment.

454
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,820
But I did, when I was there

455
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,920
earlier on, I did throw my cap

456
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,180
into the ring.

457
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,420
It wasn't a ring.

458
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,340
It was, you know, where the

459
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,520
Pope was lying in wait there.

460
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,440
But I thought I'd leave that.

461
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,360
Thanks for the slice of hand

462
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:35,980
there, Tupo.

463
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,220
And they said not to do that.

464
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,010
And I thought it was a nice

465
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,140
gesture to put my cap in there

466
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,260
on top of him.

467
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,620
And maybe get a photograph.

468
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,500
But they said not to do that,

469
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,340
you know.

470
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,600
Thank you very much for the tip,

471
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,340
Dara, there on Tupo.

472
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,170
After you just seen there were

473
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,070
people who were revealing body

474
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,240
parts and stuff,

475
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,680
giving out about the way they

476
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,450
were representing themselves in

477
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,180
the Vatican,

478
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,440
you threw your fucking baseball

479
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,740
cap in on top of the Pope

480
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,790
and got a picture with your

481
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,060
smartphone.

482
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,640
I didn't realize that that was

483
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,280
not what you were meant to do.

484
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,520
I thought this was what it was

485
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,080
all about.

486
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,090
Yeah, I thought you would have

487
00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:22,240
had better knowledge than that,

488
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,720
Tom, to be honest.

489
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,230
That's something somebody

490
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,940
without much experience would

491
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,580
do that.

492
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,920
Black Tom, thank you very much.

493
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,480
It was, I was very respectful

494
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,820
when I did it.

495
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,080
I didn't make a big song or

496
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,560
dance about it, you know.

497
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,010
And it was only when people

498
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,720
started to point at me, you

499
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,260
know.

500
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,060
But I wasn't taking the

501
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,580
photograph.

502
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,100
I'd given the phone to somebody

503
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,640
else to take the photo of me.

504
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,260
Oh, that makes it all better.

505
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,320
Pope Francis Higgins, thank you

506
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,240
very much there for the tip.

507
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,440
And Black Tom as well.

508
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,580
Tupo says, does this mean

509
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,810
Argentina won't win the next

510
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:56,440
World Cup?

511
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,070
Has his Argentinian holiness no

512
00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,480
longer battles with God for

513
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,460
their success?

514
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,560
That is to say that you're

515
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,860
thinking of God as the

516
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:05,880
Christian God,

517
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,130
the God of Christ, whereas the

518
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,980
World Cup, as we all know,

519
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,870
was won by the footballing God,

520
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,460
Lionel Messi.

521
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,990
And as we remember, it was a

522
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,520
shame that they had to go and

523
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,660
put that big

524
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,910
kind of Lord of Death black cowl

525
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,960
on him.

526
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,840
Sort of a, I don't know what

527
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,040
you call that.

528
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,680
I mean, people were saying it

529
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,070
was an Arabian customary

530
00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:31,880
practice.

531
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,510
But I can't remember any World

532
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,850
Cup winner being forced to wear

533
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,400
some daft shite

534
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,910
at the end whilst, you know,

535
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,440
holding the trophy aloft.

536
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,890
But I suppose the goalkeeper

537
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,310
managed to put paid to any sort

538
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,440
of reverence

539
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,090
by pretending that the trophy

540
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,210
he had won was a large and

541
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,640
comedy phallus.

542
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,420
And then making some sort of

543
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,860
sex gesture,

544
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,480
what can only be described as a

545
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,320
sex gesture,

546
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,890
and then in front of the crowd,

547
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,130
that would have sent people

548
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:03,840
wild, Tom.

549
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,890
It did. I remember there was a

550
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,360
lot of consternation about that.

551
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,240
Martinez, I think it was.

552
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,490
But I think he'd earned the

553
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,300
right to do that

554
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,790
because he'd performed so well

555
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,440
in the game, the match himself.

556
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:16,940
Jack, thank you very much for

557
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:17,500
the tip.

558
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,480
Very, very kind of you.

559
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,480
What time do you call this to

560
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,840
start a stream?

561
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,360
You're dirt. Good to see you

562
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:23,880
back.

563
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,100
Well, it's not my fault. That's

564
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,060
the nephew, you see.

565
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,670
That's me, you see. I mean,

566
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:31,260
look, the option is what?

567
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,830
To not have a stream or just to

568
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:33,760
have a stream.

569
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,440
That's the way. I don't look at

570
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,480
it as time anymore

571
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,590
because I need no constraint if,

572
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,980
you know, to do stuff.

573
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,600
I mean, and then thinking about

574
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,130
times and whether people are

575
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:45,940
going to be awake

576
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,680
or people care, that can be

577
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,820
another one, you see.

578
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,140
That can be another one.

579
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,370
Lots of times when there's been

580
00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:52,600
a chance to do it, but then you

581
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:52,940
think,

582
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,460
no, let's not.

583
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,520
And as we say, look, we're

584
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,160
still here.

585
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,000
Probably 10, 20 minutes after

586
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,560
the stream has fucking started.

587
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,310
Talking, not even doing any

588
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,160
streaming,

589
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,440
but enjoying the sights and

590
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,760
sound of a video

591
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,790
which we've seen a million

592
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,000
times before.

593
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,160
Associated Press with the gold,

594
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,060
by the way.

595
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,090
And I wonder, has anybody

596
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,490
picked up on this crazy little

597
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:16,760
guy here as well?

598
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:18,760
Have a look.

599
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,750
Thank you very much, Jack, for

600
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,840
the tip there.

601
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,580
Very, very kind of you.

602
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,190
I just love the guy that says

603
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,040
Fat 32.

604
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,940
Thank you very much, Dougie,

605
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:30,880
there for the tip.

606
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,870
Dougie Jones, ladies and

607
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,460
gentlemen.

608
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,220
Thanks very much, Doug.

609
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,470
Has Tommy seen that new film,

610
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:39,100
Conclave, with Ralph Fiennes?

611
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,060
Might be a good research for

612
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,640
what he's up to in Rome.

613
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,970
I've seen a bit of it, all

614
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,040
right, but I'm not.

615
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,540
I didn't watch it all because I

616
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,780
started to get bored.

617
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,150
What was the story with you,

618
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:49,780
friends?

619
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:50,400
Did you see it?

620
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,860
Interestingly enough, the exact

621
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,780
same experience, Tom.

622
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,280
I started to watch it, but got

623
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:57,780
bored.

624
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,200
And apparently I've heard that

625
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,410
it's a great film, but the

626
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,200
ending is not great.

627
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,800
I'm happy to go with that.

628
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,520
I'm happy to go with that.

629
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,690
I think it was just to get a

630
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,120
fucking feeling, you know.

631
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,360
I just skipped through and then

632
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,180
saw some scenes.

633
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,250
And that's what it all is all

634
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,080
about, cinema.

635
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,760
It's about scenes and images

636
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,620
and setups.

637
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,650
You know, you might not really

638
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,410
have to even involve yourself

639
00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:22,480
too much in the fucking story.

640
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:24,690
You just see a priest on a vape

641
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,620
using a mobile phone.

642
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,330
And then, you know, that puts

643
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,420
paid to all this sort of

644
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,620
fucking spiritual,

645
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,450
wow, these guys are closer to

646
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,520
God than any of us sort of vibe.

647
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,130
And then you realize that they're

648
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,400
actually all just on their

649
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,300
phone scrolling and smoking fags.

650
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:42,000
And it's just the same.

651
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,100
They're just the same.

652
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,950
But as we can see here, it's a

653
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:46,120
crazy bit of business in the

654
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,740
Vatican.

655
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,050
A lot of money going on in

656
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:48,620
there.

657
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,680
Gold-plated ceilings.

658
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,140
Very high line of sight.

659
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,040
Very high line of sight indeed.

660
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,280
What was it like in there, Tom?

661
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,240
Can you describe it?

662
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,040
Yep, it was very, very quiet.

663
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,820
A lot of shuffling.

664
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,110
As you can see there, people

665
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,480
are dressing a little bit more

666
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,180
formally.

667
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:09,790
But there were a few people who

668
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,950
were, you know, they weren't

669
00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,060
dressed appropriately.

670
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,710
It was while I'd seen a soccer,

671
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,940
a few soccer jerseys.

672
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,640
And then a fellow wearing a

673
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,740
tank top with his arms shown.

674
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,570
And then a lady wearing a skirt

675
00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:23,780
that actually went up to the shins.

676
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,750
And I was shocked and appalled

677
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:26,500
at that.

678
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,250
I thought that that was, it was

679
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,770
neither the place nor the time

680
00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:30,360
for it.

681
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,060
But, uh...

682
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,860
And there's some scouts there.

683
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,280
And they are...

684
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,140
There's a woman there.

685
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,100
And she's sad.

686
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:42,340
And still doing a bit of

687
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,460
praying as well.

688
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,480
A lot of people doing praying

689
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,200
all the way around.

690
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,340
But I forgot to do a pray.

691
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,340
And I was just, I had the hands

692
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:53,120
in the pockets.

693
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:54,580
I was shuffling around.

694
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:56,720
And there's a fella there with

695
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,620
a...

696
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,940
He looks like he's, uh...

697
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,100
Off to a...

698
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:02,040
A late night, swanky affair.

699
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:02,880
A few of them, actually.

700
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,340
Lads in tuxedos.

701
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,800
A few tuxedo boys.

702
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,480
I think they're part of the...

703
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,840
The inner circle.

704
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,620
The kind of the closest thing

705
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,540
to the Pope.

706
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,060
That you can get.

707
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,960
And they will allow some people...

708
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:18,620
Access.

709
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,980
Close-up access.

710
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,020
Did you get that?

711
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,320
Yep, I did.

712
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,360
I, uh...

713
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,820
Through the contacts I had met.

714
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,800
I'd managed to secure myself an

715
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,220
up-close and personal situation.

716
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,640
And that's where the problem

717
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,720
started, you see.

718
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,890
Because I thought I had been

719
00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:34,580
given access.

720
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,920
Then when I posed for the...

721
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,020
Oh, look at the lads there with

722
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,560
the spears.

723
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:41,520
You wouldn't want to...

724
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,660
You wouldn't want to cross them.

725
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,020
Because they would go through

726
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,040
you for a shortcut.

727
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:48,170
Do you pay more to see the VIP

728
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,100
morning area?

729
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,060
There was no...

730
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:52,260
There was no payment made there,

731
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:52,700
can't you?

732
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,300
There was no payment made.

733
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,440
It was simply a gesture.

734
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:57,570
For all the work I'd done

735
00:22:57,570 --> 00:22:59,380
through the years as well, yeah.

736
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,420
Did a lot of work there in

737
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:00,880
Italy.

738
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,680
Um...

739
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,120
Bit of stay-behind stuff.

740
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,950
A few NATO operations back in

741
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:06,900
the day as well.

742
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,740
Bit of bus work.

743
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:08,860
But, uh...

744
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:09,790
I don't really want to talk

745
00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:10,480
about that now.

746
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,180
Any sandwiches?

747
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,890
I brought a packed lunch with

748
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:13,260
me.

749
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:14,700
And, uh...

750
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:15,140
Then I...

751
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,510
I was told you weren't allowed

752
00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:17,600
to bring bags into it.

753
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,870
So I had to squish the sandwich

754
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:19,760
into the pocket.

755
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,040
And, uh...

756
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,820
A bit of it leaked.

757
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:26,040
What was that?

758
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,320
It was fish.

759
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:29,940
So it didn't...

760
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,380
It didn't smell great either,

761
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:31,960
you know.

762
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,270
But I was very impressed with

763
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:34,560
the way that, uh...

764
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,400
What they'd done here.

765
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:36,020
Uh...

766
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:36,900
You see the lads in the pews

767
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:37,700
there at the back?

768
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,360
I was able to sit down there

769
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,020
and have a few moments.

770
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,320
And it was just there.

771
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,200
I sat in the second back row

772
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:44,920
there.

773
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,600
And, uh...

774
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,860
Can you see that seat there?

775
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,400
I can.

776
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,460
That's where I was.

777
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:53,340
And there was a lad in front of

778
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:53,580
me.

779
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:55,330
I managed to eat the sandwich

780
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:55,760
then.

781
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,360
But I still had bits of fish on

782
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,260
my fingers.

783
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,540
And I had no wet wipe.

784
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,620
So I had to, unfortunately...

785
00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:03,780
Uh...

786
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:04,800
Just use spit.

787
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:05,860
And my shirt.

788
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,620
And, uh...

789
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,090
I don't think anybody noticed,

790
00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:10,940
really.

791
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:11,580
At the end of the day, I

792
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:12,380
managed to get...

793
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:13,460
I managed to get out of there.

794
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,120
And it was grand.

795
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:17,800
Lovely.

796
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:18,620
Lovely stuff.

797
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,600
It's great to see you.

798
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,630
And it's great to see the

799
00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:23,040
Vatican looking well as well.

800
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,240
It's interesting, isn't it?

801
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,930
To think who is going to be

802
00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,040
this next pope.

803
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,480
Who could it be?

804
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,040
Like, you know?

805
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,480
Is it going to be another renegade?

806
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,550
Like, is it going to be another

807
00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:35,800
pope

808
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,880
who just comes out of the

809
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,900
fucking side hatch,

810
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,720
out of nowhere,

811
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,380
and shakes shit up?

812
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,380
Is it going to be...

813
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,740
a woman pope?

814
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:46,000
Is it going to be...

815
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,040
a man pope?

816
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,380
Will it be...

817
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,000
who...

818
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,430
where would they be from in the

819
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:51,960
world?

820
00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,060
Will they be from China?

821
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,600
Will they be from...

822
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,120
America?

823
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:55,880
Will they be from Europe?

824
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,840
Will they be from Africa?

825
00:24:58,700 --> 00:24:59,460
Bodega Jones.

826
00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:00,320
Thank you very much.

827
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,470
Play a bit of Papa Roach for

828
00:25:01,470 --> 00:25:02,040
the Papa.

829
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,240
Thank you very much there.

830
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,960
And...

831
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,620
Other Jeff.

832
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:05,180
Thank you very much.

833
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,410
Will there be any sandwiches or

834
00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:07,760
a bowl of oxtail soup

835
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,240
served at the funeral tomorrow?

836
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:09,680
Tommy?

837
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,490
Well, I've heard there's going

838
00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:15,000
to be a great spread on.

839
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,750
A lot of it, obviously, is safe

840
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:17,560
for the VIPs,

841
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,980
but I've been seeing today

842
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:20,200
outside the church,

843
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:21,650
outside in the surrounding

844
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,120
areas,

845
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,830
there's a lot of good work

846
00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:25,900
going on by Holy Joes of the

847
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:26,620
highest order,

848
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,260
who are just taking it upon

849
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,240
themselves to head out with

850
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:30,820
sandwiches

851
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,320
and really revitalize the crowd

852
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,430
with light bites and tasty

853
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,240
treats.

854
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,820
But if you want the real stuff,

855
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,700
then I'm afraid you need to

856
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,660
have kissed the Pope's ring at

857
00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:43,440
least once

858
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,120
or have some kind of in.

859
00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:47,780
And right now, yeah, not

860
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,870
everybody has that kind, that

861
00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:50,700
level of access.

862
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,390
And this fella down here is

863
00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,960
great with the waves.

864
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:55,860
Wavy Davey, we call him.

865
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,090
His job is to stand there and

866
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:01,400
to wave on participatory well-wishers

867
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,070
and mourners of the day and

868
00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:04,180
move them fast.

869
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,030
And the fellas in the tuxedo,

870
00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:07,940
he does a point occasionally,

871
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:09,700
the fellas in the tuxes, they're

872
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:10,540
party boys.

873
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:11,950
They're going to get the party

874
00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:13,260
started later on as well,

875
00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:14,710
even though you might think

876
00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,170
that's not the type of place

877
00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:16,760
this is.

878
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,850
You better believe there's

879
00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:20,980
going to be a bit of partying

880
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,310
because apparently that's what

881
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:25,260
the man wanted himself.

882
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,360
He was behind closed doors,

883
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,960
behind the scenes.

884
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,320
He was a sesh animal.

885
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,320
And he just didn't let that out.

886
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:38,190
That wasn't part of his remit

887
00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:39,860
or his job as Pope to show that

888
00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:40,480
side of him.

889
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,300
But he was mad for it.

890
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,040
Absolutely mad for it.

891
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,410
Incredible to have this level

892
00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:48,890
of insider information coming

893
00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:51,140
from inside the Vatican.

894
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:51,850
You're still there, are you

895
00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:52,200
telling?

896
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,100
Oh, I am. I'm in the belfry.

897
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,350
And how are you allowed up

898
00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:57,260
there?

899
00:26:57,420 --> 00:26:59,260
And how do they know about this?

900
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,460
Well, they don't know.

901
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,500
I just, I managed to, I found a

902
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,310
moment where I could slip

903
00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:07,180
behind a pillar.

904
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:08,770
And then scale up to the top

905
00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:10,320
there is a top of the fucking

906
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,020
thing like old Quasimodo.

907
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,100
On the phone to you here.

908
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,820
Great reception though up here.

909
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,070
Well, you'd want to be at the

910
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,100
top of the fucking belfry.

911
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:21,230
And how are you going to get

912
00:27:21,230 --> 00:27:21,980
down?

913
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,160
I'll find a way down.

914
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,200
You'll find a way down.

915
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,120
We don't need to worry about

916
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,580
that yet.

917
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,380
Thanks very much there, Lisa.

918
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,600
Love's Tommy.

919
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,190
Tommy, for Pope, I'd follow you

920
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:32,500
to the end of the earth.

921
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,420
Long live Tommy.

922
00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:34,460
Thanks very much there.

923
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,880
I'm just wondering, is it a bit

924
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,770
rude to be, you know, thanking

925
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:41,800
people there for tips while you're

926
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,180
actually at the top of the belfry

927
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,490
in the Vatican against the law,

928
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,740
against well wishes, and then

929
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:51,090
speculating about the next Pope

930
00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:52,380
and whatnot?

931
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,480
I don't know.

932
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,120
It's unprecedented.

933
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,080
I don't think this has ever

934
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,120
happened, to be honest.

935
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,090
I don't think anybody's ever

936
00:27:59,090 --> 00:27:59,580
done this.

937
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,500
So, I mean, is it wrong?

938
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:02,380
I mean, we don't know.

939
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,820
But getting back on speculating

940
00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:07,250
who the next Pope is, you know,

941
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,320
I think the time is right for

942
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,900
an African Pope.

943
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,000
We haven't seen it yet.

944
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,310
We've seen plenty of bishops

945
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:15,620
and whatnot.

946
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,450
But I think it's time for a

947
00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:19,720
cool African Pope who can bring

948
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,870
a different sort of vibe to the

949
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,300
proceedings, you know, a bit of

950
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,800
African magic.

951
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,660
And, you know, we've only ever

952
00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:30,690
seen, I think, anyway, at least,

953
00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:32,040
popes from Europe.

954
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,500
Maybe South American.

955
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,590
This was the first South

956
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:36,420
American Pope.

957
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,140
Was that Pope Francis?

958
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:41,600
Yeah, he was Argentine, as we

959
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,760
discussed earlier.

960
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,880
But obviously, if you're

961
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,280
talking about who had the most

962
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,880
effect on Argentina winning the

963
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,640
World Cup last, it was footballer.

964
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,440
Lionel Messi, because, you know,

965
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,860
he is more like a god on earth.

966
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,950
I know it's wrong and sacrilege

967
00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:03,080
to lay claim to false deities,

968
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,600
worship false gods and

969
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,780
everything.

970
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,350
But, I mean, what an

971
00:29:08,350 --> 00:29:11,040
unbelievable touch on the ball.

972
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,000
Unbelievable touch.

973
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,170
And a great, great force for

974
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,560
the team as well.

975
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,630
Is there a potential Da Vinci

976
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:20,510
code scenario on the cards,

977
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:22,260
asks Sean Heffernan.

978
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,140
We don't know yet.

979
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:24,870
But what we do know is that Dan

980
00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:26,740
Brown apparently is going to be

981
00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:28,360
releasing a new novel soon

982
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,080
enough.

983
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,020
Big, big brown fan.

984
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,680
Love the digital fortress.

985
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,220
Love the Da Vinci code.

986
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,660
Secrets and games.

987
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:38,880
Or secrets and demons.

988
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,120
Whatever it's called.

989
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,360
And there's new ones meant to

990
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,840
be magic as well.

991
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,040
Looking forward to reading that.

992
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:46,260
Kayleigh, thank you very much

993
00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:47,490
for the dip fish sandwiches and

994
00:29:47,490 --> 00:29:48,260
baseball caps.

995
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,300
It's what Popey would have

996
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,080
wanted.

997
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,130
Yeah, thank you very much there,

998
00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:55,800
Kayleigh.

999
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,540
And, yeah, well, let's get on

1000
00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:59,510
to the fucking Computer Chronicles

1001
00:29:59,510 --> 00:29:59,980
now.

1002
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,010
Because, I mean, we were in the

1003
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,140
mood there for a moment or two.

1004
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:05,680
And we had the music going as

1005
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,200
well.

1006
00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:07,970
Almost seems a little bit rude

1007
00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:09,860
to play during these scenes.

1008
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,020
I don't think it fits in.

1009
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,020
I don't think it fits in.

1010
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,020
I don't think it fits in.

1011
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,020
I don't think it fits in.

1012
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,020
I don't think it fits in.

1013
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,020
I don't think it fits in.

1014
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,020
I don't think it fits in.

1015
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,020
I don't think it fits in.

1016
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:18,020
I don't think it fits in.

1017
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,020
I don't think it fits in.

1018
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,020
I don't think it fits in.

1019
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,020
I don't think it fits in.

1020
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,020
I don't think it fits in.

1021
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,020
I don't think it fits in.

1022
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:24,020
I don't think it fits in.

1023
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,020
I don't think it fits in.

1024
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,020
I don't think it fits in.

1025
00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:27,020
I don't think it fits in.

1026
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,020
I don't think it fits in.

1027
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:29,020
I don't think it fits in.

1028
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,020
I don't think it fits in.

1029
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:31,020
I don't think it fits in.

1030
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,020
I don't think it fits in.

1031
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,020
I don't think it fits in.

1032
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:34,020
I don't think it fits in.

1033
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,020
I don't think it fits in.

1034
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,020
I don't think it fits in.

1035
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,020
I don't think it fits in.

1036
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,020
I don't think it fits in.

1037
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,020
I don't think it fits in.

1038
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,020
I don't think it fits in.

1039
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:41,020
I don't think it fits in.

1040
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,020
I don't think it fits in.

1041
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,020
I don't think it fits in.

1042
00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,020
I don't think it fits in.

1043
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,020
I don't think it fits in.

1044
00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:46,020
I don't think it fits in.

1045
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,020
I don't think it fits in.

1046
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,020
I don't think it fits in.

1047
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,020
I don't think it fits in.

1048
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,020
I don't think it fits in.

1049
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,020
I don't think it fits in.

1050
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,020
I don't think it fits in.

1051
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,020
I don't think it fits in.

1052
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,020
I don't think it fits in.

1053
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,020
I don't think it fits in.

1054
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,020
I don't think it fits in.

1055
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,020
I don't think it fits in.

1056
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,020
I don't think it fits in.

1057
00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,020
I don't think it fits in.

1058
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,020
I don't think it fits in.

1059
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,020
I don't think it fits in.

1060
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,020
I don't think it fits in.

1061
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:03,020
I don't think it fits in.

1062
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,020
I don't think it fits in.

1063
00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,020
I don't think it fits in.

1064
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,020
I don't think it fits in.

1065
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,020
I don't think it fits in.

1066
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,020
I don't think it fits in.

1067
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,020
I don't think it fits in.

1068
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,020
I don't think it fits in.

1069
00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:11,020
I don't think it fits in.

1070
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:12,020
I don't think it fits in.

1071
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,020
I don't think it fits in.

1072
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:14,020
I don't think it fits in.

1073
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:15,020
I don't think it fits in.

1074
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,020
I don't think it fits in.

1075
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:37,000
Look at how happy that man was

1076
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:44,020
there.

1077
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:46,020
A moment ago.

1078
00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:47,020
Sorry about that.

1079
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:49,020
How happy this guy was here.

1080
00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:51,190
His face giving out the boxes

1081
00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:52,020
to lads.

1082
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,020
This fella.

1083
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,140
I think he was offered a copy

1084
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:56,020
off a fella,

1085
00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,320
but he just brushed him aside

1086
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,020
and was like,

1087
00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,120
"No, I want mine off the

1088
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,020
fucking shelf.

1089
00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:02,020
Leave me alone."

1090
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,020
And why wouldn't you?

1091
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,330
Of course you would want your

1092
00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,660
own copy that you've got off

1093
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,020
the shelf,

1094
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,330
just in case he's giving you a

1095
00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:15,020
dud copy or something like that.

1096
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,020
But it's a great moment.

1097
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:20,020
And a lovely, lovely scene.

1098
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,280
This fella here, unfortunately

1099
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,020
being muscled out the way.

1100
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:26,950
And great suspenders on the

1101
00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:28,020
pants.

1102
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:30,260
Apparently the suspense was unbearable

1103
00:32:30,260 --> 00:32:31,840
waiting for the doors to open

1104
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,020
to get in the shop.

1105
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,790
But he was prepared and his

1106
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:36,630
pants were not going to fall

1107
00:32:36,630 --> 00:32:38,020
down that night.

1108
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:42,030
Meanwhile, 1985, Computer Chronicles,

1109
00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:43,020
Computer Graphics.

1110
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,760
Halfway through it, or at least

1111
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,020
two thirds of the way,

1112
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:50,640
a fella with an amazing headdress

1113
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,020
known as Hair,

1114
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:55,020
but in a fantastic way.

1115
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:56,020
What would you call it?

1116
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,020
A fantastic haircut.

1117
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,880
I think this was an era when

1118
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,010
haircuts really didn't exist

1119
00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:02,020
that much.

1120
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:04,160
People just did whatever their

1121
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,020
hair was.

1122
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,020
They just went with it.

1123
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:09,070
And there wasn't any self-consciousness

1124
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,020
about it.

1125
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:13,080
Just another, you know, indictment

1126
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,240
of our all-seeing age of

1127
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,760
cameras and fucking pictures

1128
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,020
and whatnot.

1129
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:23,010
Obviously the man himself, Steuben

1130
00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:26,230
Cigar, has his own little bit

1131
00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:28,020
of funky business going on.

1132
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,120
Very expensive television

1133
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,020
computer graphic.

1134
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,020
That's a lovely little intro.

1135
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,020
Chronicles.

1136
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:34,020
So we've.

1137
00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:39,020
Crank up the Stu Watts.

1138
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:41,780
Just seen a very expensive

1139
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:44,010
television computer graphic

1140
00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:45,020
system.

1141
00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,750
And James, before we saw Dazzle

1142
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,020
draw at the other end.

1143
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,020
And this is it.

1144
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:52,030
This is James with an enlarged

1145
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:55,020
graphical tablet device display,

1146
00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:58,730
which he has very nicely nestled

1147
00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:01,020
on his lap there.

1148
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,770
And he's able to cross his legs

1149
00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:04,340
whilst doing that, which is a

1150
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,020
great maneuver.

1151
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:08,020
But it's such a Dutch situation.

1152
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:13,020
It really is a van Winkelsch.

1153
00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:14,940
Jan van Winkelsch with a

1154
00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:18,020
graphic tablet pad 5000.

1155
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,020
I suppose maybe he's not Dutch.

1156
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,020
He is American.

1157
00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:22,570
But maybe there was a bit of

1158
00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:24,020
Dutch work in there.

1159
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,420
In like the last few

1160
00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:27,020
generations before.

1161
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,470
We all know that a lot of

1162
00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:30,280
everyone in America, they

1163
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,810
always say, but I am five

1164
00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:33,020
quarters this.

1165
00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,560
I'm seven halves that and a

1166
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,190
couple of tenths there and a

1167
00:34:36,190 --> 00:34:38,020
cheeky little third of this.

1168
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:40,020
But like at the end of the day,

1169
00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:42,260
I mean, maybe you want, maybe

1170
00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:44,180
it makes sense because then you

1171
00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:46,020
can actually describe.

1172
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,440
Yeah, that's that's why I look

1173
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,020
so Dutch.

1174
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:51,060
Thank you very much there, Anguish

1175
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:54,020
Panda and Pope Thomas G. Schlug.

1176
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,020
Thank you very much.

1177
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,250
Can you wish Chris D. a happy

1178
00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:57,020
birthday, please?

1179
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,020
I can.

1180
00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:00,020
Chris D. happy birthday.

1181
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,020
See, I hope you get that.

1182
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,020
We're there.

1183
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,020
And Anguish Panda.

1184
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,020
Thank you very much.

1185
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,020
Kind tip, Tom.

1186
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,020
Thank you very much.

1187
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,020
Happy birthday, Chris.

1188
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,020
Chris.

1189
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,830
But just thinking that actually

1190
00:35:09,830 --> 00:35:11,500
you're on about lads in America

1191
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,310
saying they're five this, seven

1192
00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:14,740
halves that and a couple of

1193
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,020
quarters of that.

1194
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,240
Like, I'd say maybe in another

1195
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,820
50 years, two people will stop

1196
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:22,020
saying that.

1197
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,020
Do you think?

1198
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:26,470
Yeah, it has to be because then

1199
00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:29,520
you're more or less, you are so,

1200
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,940
you're so far removed from that,

1201
00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:35,020
your background that you're now.

1202
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,840
Well, I mean, will people start

1203
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,020
to just be become.

1204
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:39,020
American.

1205
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,280
Without the caveat of saying

1206
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,020
what they're where they're from.

1207
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:46,020
I couldn't tell you.

1208
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,620
I really couldn't fucking tell

1209
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:48,020
you.

1210
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,020
I wonder are people.

1211
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:52,340
Not proud to say American or

1212
00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:54,230
just saying you're American in

1213
00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:56,020
other people's eyes.

1214
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,020
Does that make you feel like?

1215
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,020
But I need to.

1216
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:01,770
I need to qualify my lineage

1217
00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:03,020
because.

1218
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,970
X, Y, Z, because the country

1219
00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:06,710
only got started there a few

1220
00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:08,730
hundred years ago, whereas it

1221
00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:11,020
doesn't really pop into my mind.

1222
00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:14,020
If I was asked to even research.

1223
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,640
You know, there's probably

1224
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,120
people that have come from

1225
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,970
different areas in my ancestors

1226
00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,020
background.

1227
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:22,210
I don't fucking care even, you

1228
00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:24,160
know, but it seems to be the

1229
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,350
case for Americans that they do

1230
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,020
that.

1231
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,020
I can't.

1232
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,010
I don't know if there's other

1233
00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:29,950
people in other parts of the

1234
00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:31,020
world that do that as well.

1235
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:32,750
But obviously if you're from a

1236
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:34,820
country that wasn't, you know,

1237
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:36,330
formed in the last hundred

1238
00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,010
years or a few hundred years,

1239
00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:39,180
then maybe you're not going to

1240
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,020
think about that.

1241
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:41,850
Thank you very much there, Pope

1242
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:43,020
Thomas J. Schlug.

1243
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,020
Muldoon's Steak Sandwich.

1244
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,880
Will you be staying up tonight

1245
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,020
to watch the NFL draft tonight?

1246
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,020
I won't.

1247
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:52,450
Well, no, I mean, maybe I'll be

1248
00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:53,750
awake for it, but I mean, I'm

1249
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:55,020
not really following it.

1250
00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:57,020
Super Bowl.

1251
00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:58,020
Super Bowl.

1252
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,020
That's all I know.

1253
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,440
And even I can't even tell you

1254
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,020
who fucking won the Super Bowl.

1255
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,570
But I'm just getting back to

1256
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:05,020
that American thing.

1257
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,050
Is it not cool enough just to

1258
00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:07,020
say you're American?

1259
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:09,020
Because then it goes.

1260
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,080
It's standardized to think that

1261
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,020
you could be from different.

1262
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:14,930
You're an exotic beast as it is,

1263
00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:16,760
because who knows what your

1264
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,110
lineage is and you're just

1265
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,020
American.

1266
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:21,410
I think Stu, if you were to ask

1267
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:23,900
Stu, he is the quintessential

1268
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,020
American.

1269
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:27,020
Look at this man.

1270
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:29,020
He is confident.

1271
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:31,020
He gets the job done.

1272
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,670
He's got style, panache,

1273
00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,020
charisma.

1274
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,020
He can hold his own amongst men.

1275
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:42,020
He's brilliant.

1276
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,970
Very expensive television

1277
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,020
computer graphics system.

1278
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:47,650
And James, before we saw DazzleDraw

1279
00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:48,970
at the other end, which sells

1280
00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,020
for about $60.

1281
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,020
Lumina is somewhere in between.

1282
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,570
What does Lumina do that DazzleDraw

1283
00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:54,020
doesn't?

1284
00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:57,020
We have an artist palette.

1285
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,020
And James Dowlin.

1286
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,220
There's not a hint of Dutch in

1287
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,020
the name at all.

1288
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:02,020
And the hair is fantastic.

1289
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,930
It's got a lot of different

1290
00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:06,020
vibes going in one piece.

1291
00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:08,990
Of 256 colors on the screen at

1292
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:10,020
one time.

1293
00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,420
And that's out of a complete

1294
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:15,040
choice of over 16 million

1295
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,020
colors.

1296
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,590
And so the artist can create

1297
00:38:17,590 --> 00:38:19,180
his paint palette, much like a

1298
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:21,020
painter of oil paint would do.

1299
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:23,500
And we also can display, well

1300
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,190
we have 512 pixels on this

1301
00:38:26,190 --> 00:38:28,210
screen, but we can actually

1302
00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:31,020
create images up to 2024 pixels.

1303
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,230
A lovely tap of the mic

1304
00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:34,020
inadvertent.

1305
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,180
That's what happens when you've

1306
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:38,180
got a mic on somebody who isn't

1307
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,020
in the game themselves.

1308
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,620
They forget about the fact they've

1309
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,020
got a mic on and they hit it.

1310
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,020
Clarissa explains it all.

1311
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:45,510
Thank you very much for the

1312
00:38:45,510 --> 00:38:46,020
tips.

1313
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,740
It's superb crimping on show

1314
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:50,020
with the hair.

1315
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:52,490
Big crimping in the NYC,

1316
00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:55,380
although this was San Mateo,

1317
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:57,020
California.

1318
00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:58,340
But he hits the mic with his

1319
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,020
hand here.

1320
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,580
512 pixels on this screen, but

1321
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:03,580
we can actually create images

1322
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:06,430
up to 2024 pixels across, which

1323
00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:08,540
is getting into a resolution of

1324
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:10,730
any conventional medium once it

1325
00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:12,020
gets on to film.

1326
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,610
2000 pixels per inch will rival

1327
00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,020
a 35 millimeter piece of film.

1328
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:18,020
James.

1329
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,020
I love it.

1330
00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:20,020
This guy is the best.

1331
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:22,580
He comes out with some real

1332
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:24,800
curveball statements and Stu

1333
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,020
doesn't receive them.

1334
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,020
He never, he never goes and

1335
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,290
elaborates on what your man has

1336
00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:32,020
said.

1337
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:35,020
I think his name is George Morrow.

1338
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:37,060
And yeah, it's, it's an insane

1339
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:38,020
situation.

1340
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,890
He's standing in for Gary Kildall,

1341
00:39:39,890 --> 00:39:41,710
who is the quintessential co-host

1342
00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:44,020
for the fucking computer chronicles.

1343
00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,020
Let's not forget.

1344
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,400
I think that there even might

1345
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,790
be an episode where Jan with

1346
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,790
the curly hair, uh, curly Sue,

1347
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,100
she might even do a little bit

1348
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,020
of co-hosting.

1349
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,440
We've seen it there a few weeks

1350
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,750
ago where she was left in the

1351
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:57,960
background while Stu and

1352
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,060
another fella took the

1353
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,550
foreground and there was a back

1354
00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:02,020
and forth between them.

1355
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,320
But let's have a look at this

1356
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,020
little George Morrow bomb here.

1357
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,020
Two pixels per inch.

1358
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:07,830
Of any conventional medium once

1359
00:40:07,830 --> 00:40:09,020
it gets on to film.

1360
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,140
We, we, we actually discovered

1361
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:12,810
that George's problem was

1362
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:15,020
instead of presenting the show,

1363
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:16,800
he treats every time and, and

1364
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,660
you know, every time he gets to

1365
00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:20,390
speak, he treats it as just a

1366
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:22,020
chat between the lads.

1367
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,290
Uh, and he's not really talking

1368
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,020
to the viewer.

1369
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,530
As Stu really directs and

1370
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:27,320
orchestrates the situation with

1371
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,020
the viewer in mind as well.

1372
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,470
Just another reason why Stu is

1373
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,020
the best.

1374
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,020
kindly man.

1375
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:32,770
Thank you very much for the tip

1376
00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:33,020
there.

1377
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,020
Very, very kind.

1378
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,020
Two thousand pixels per inch.

1379
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,040
That will rival a 35 millimeter

1380
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,020
piece of film.

1381
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,640
James, briefly before we get to

1382
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,260
the demonstration, what's the

1383
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,020
hard stuff.

1384
00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:44,020
What's the hardware here?

1385
00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:45,880
Stu wanting to rub or touch the

1386
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,020
top of that monitor situation.

1387
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,310
You can see Stu just going,

1388
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:50,820
yeah, you're talking George,

1389
00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:52,020
but where's it going?

1390
00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,020
A 35 millimeter piece of film.

1391
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:56,150
And then there's this moment

1392
00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:58,410
hanging Chad in the air here

1393
00:40:58,410 --> 00:41:00,020
where nothing happened.

1394
00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:04,020
Uh, but his stance is impeccable.

1395
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:05,020
The hand in the pocket.

1396
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,020
Uh, the gray suit.

1397
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,320
Not a lot of people can do the

1398
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,020
gray suit.

1399
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,600
Might, some people might say it's

1400
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,020
dull.

1401
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,370
Some people might say it's

1402
00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,020
lacking in any personality.

1403
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,020
Not Stuart Shafee.

1404
00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:18,350
He fucking injects much needed

1405
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:22,020
Zazz into an old tired concept.

1406
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:26,660
Uh, the, uh, the, uh, RGB

1407
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:31,890
monitor, which is, um, kind of

1408
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:36,190
the FM of TV sets displaying

1409
00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:39,020
all the color.

1410
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,750
Um, we have the, the graphics

1411
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,760
package here, which, uh, houses

1412
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,020
a hard disk drive.

1413
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,300
And the basic, uh, PC type

1414
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:49,020
computer it's running off of.

1415
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,390
So, so most of the cost is over

1416
00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:51,720
here in this expensive color

1417
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,020
monitor, right James?

1418
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,020
I would say so.

1419
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,040
And we're in the IBM PC world

1420
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,020
as opposed to the app.

1421
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:58,280
Is, uh, James wearing fucking

1422
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,020
cowboy boots as well?

1423
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,700
He's really going hard on this

1424
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,020
little situation.

1425
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,780
I can't see because the YouTube

1426
00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:06,020
time bar is there.

1427
00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:09,020
Uh, what if we pop that?

1428
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,020
No, it's still covering.

1429
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,020
Love to see a full shot there.

1430
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:14,620
Wide shot of all three lads and

1431
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,170
see if that's a cowboy boot in

1432
00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,020
the studio.

1433
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,020
Maybe not.

1434
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,020
Let's move it on.

1435
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:20,020
What you could do with Lumina.

1436
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,960
Well, I'll, uh, give a sample

1437
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,870
here of a high resolution image

1438
00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:25,020
and I can go in.

1439
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,630
Now what you see is like an

1440
00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:28,320
artist rough sketch of the

1441
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,020
overall composition.

1442
00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:31,020
Thank you very much.

1443
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:34,020
Seeing Pat's took my HHC.

1444
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,020
Thank you very much.

1445
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,020
I'm in the old hospital again.

1446
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,020
Crazy bit of business.

1447
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,600
So it's lovely to have some

1448
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,340
relaxing stream of Shafaita

1449
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,020
night.

1450
00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,700
Hope your Tommy, hope yours and

1451
00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:43,510
Tommy's foot situation has

1452
00:42:43,510 --> 00:42:44,020
improved.

1453
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,020
Tommy.

1454
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:48,450
Thanks very much for the tip

1455
00:42:48,450 --> 00:42:49,020
there.

1456
00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:50,020
Very, very kind you.

1457
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:51,380
And Brendan Dempsey, thank you

1458
00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:53,020
very much for the Chicago Bullock.

1459
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,130
And I don't want to alarm you,

1460
00:42:54,130 --> 00:42:55,300
but that flag in the background

1461
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:56,020
isn't moving.

1462
00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:58,020
Says conspiracy job.

1463
00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,510
We'll actually have to have a

1464
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:01,020
look at that flag in a moment.

1465
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,460
Uh, but thanks for asking about

1466
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:03,020
the foot.

1467
00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:04,020
It seems to be on the mend.

1468
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:04,020
It seems to be on the mend.

1469
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:08,500
But I won't go running on it

1470
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:12,020
for another week.

1471
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,020
Maybe.

1472
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,020
Great stuff.

1473
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:16,700
Great to hear that your foot is

1474
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,020
beginning to heal.

1475
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:20,200
It's must have been a minor

1476
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,020
fracture, was it?

1477
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,250
It's looking like it's a minor

1478
00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:26,580
fracture, but they say that if

1479
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:29,130
you just rest it for two weeks,

1480
00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:31,320
then go back to light walking

1481
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,020
activity in the third.

1482
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,940
And then eventually you can

1483
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,190
start light jogging and whatnot

1484
00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:39,350
in four or five weeks then, you

1485
00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,020
know?

1486
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:42,020
Fucking brilliant stuff.

1487
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,020
Brilliant stuff.

1488
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,020
Brilliant stuff.

1489
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,600
And all because of that Jacob

1490
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,020
cat.

1491
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,540
Yeah, we won't, we won't dwell

1492
00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:48,020
on it.

1493
00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,020
But he knows who he is.

1494
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:52,020
He knows what he did to me.

1495
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,020
Unbelievable stuff.

1496
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,020
Unbelievable stuff.

1497
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:55,460
I mean on the screen then will

1498
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:57,020
be the full resolution piece of

1499
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,020
that full image.

1500
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,970
And this is where the artist

1501
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,020
works on the image itself.

1502
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,630
You can actually paint pixel by

1503
00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:03,020
pixel or...

1504
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:04,020
Wow, look at that.

1505
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:06,020
...pixel by pixel you can paint.

1506
00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,210
Using all the various different

1507
00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:08,360
paint brushes and colour fills

1508
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:09,510
and colour grads and hairbrush

1509
00:44:09,510 --> 00:44:10,020
effect.

1510
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:12,090
Or just get a brand new sumptuous

1511
00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:13,980
custom paint brush and start

1512
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:15,020
going at it.

1513
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,030
No matter what the intensity or

1514
00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,200
what the shape of that brush,

1515
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,360
you can really choose that kind

1516
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,570
of brush and start doing your

1517
00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:25,020
brush work on the display.

1518
00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:26,820
And it's quite an interesting

1519
00:44:26,820 --> 00:44:28,610
final product for something

1520
00:44:28,610 --> 00:44:30,020
from 1985.

1521
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:33,020
...backs and that kind of thing.

1522
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,230
And we have here three

1523
00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:36,070
dimensional pieces rather than

1524
00:44:36,070 --> 00:44:37,020
just...

1525
00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:38,020
George is back again.

1526
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,110
Just wondered what Tommy's

1527
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:40,200
favourite cave was from his

1528
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,020
recent venture.

1529
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:43,020
It says Rate My Cave Dog.

1530
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:44,020
Thank you very much.

1531
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:46,020
RateMyCave.org

1532
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,020
Not Cave Dog.

1533
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:48,020
Thank you very much.

1534
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:49,570
The priest's cave, I have to

1535
00:44:49,570 --> 00:44:50,020
say.

1536
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,020
The priest's cave.

1537
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,020
I went down Pigeonhole.

1538
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,990
But the priest's cave was great

1539
00:44:54,990 --> 00:44:56,840
because you didn't have to go

1540
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,020
too far into it.

1541
00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,020
And you had a bit of coverage.

1542
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,840
And you got to imagine what

1543
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,790
life was like for a priest on

1544
00:45:03,790 --> 00:45:05,880
the run from the authorities or

1545
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,520
the Brits or whoever was

1546
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,020
chasing priests back in the day.

1547
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:12,020
I actually can't remember.

1548
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,740
Probably just Protestants maybe

1549
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:15,020
chasing the priests.

1550
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:16,020
I don't know.

1551
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:18,020
I'm just guessing that as well.

1552
00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:19,540
But do you think that even

1553
00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:21,390
Protestants would have a bit of

1554
00:45:21,390 --> 00:45:23,270
respect for priests of another

1555
00:45:23,270 --> 00:45:24,020
nature?

1556
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:25,020
Do you know?

1557
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,210
It's all the same God at the

1558
00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:27,020
end of the day.

1559
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,190
So why would you be arsed about

1560
00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:31,280
whether or not it's a certain

1561
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,150
denomination, a sub-denominational

1562
00:45:34,150 --> 00:45:35,020
group?

1563
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:36,020
I don't get it.

1564
00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:38,860
I would be here all day if you

1565
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:41,020
thought about it.

1566
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:41,780
You really would be here all

1567
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:42,020
day.

1568
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,270
I mean there's a lot of history

1569
00:45:44,270 --> 00:45:45,020
there.

1570
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:46,020
Let's not get into it.

1571
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:47,020
Fuck it.

1572
00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:48,790
The two-dimensional pieces with

1573
00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:50,020
the other packages.

1574
00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,050
So you are getting something

1575
00:45:51,050 --> 00:45:52,020
for your money at least.

1576
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,020
Sure.

1577
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:55,120
Yeah, the images here are rivaling

1578
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,740
the conventional airbrush

1579
00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,290
painting I would say by the

1580
00:45:58,290 --> 00:46:00,020
time they get out on film.

1581
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:03,020
The hues there are beautiful.

1582
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,020
I moved through the...

1583
00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,020
George is doing well.

1584
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,020
Your man...

1585
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:07,230
There was a little bit of a

1586
00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:08,590
laugh at the end of what he was

1587
00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:10,020
saying there, George.

1588
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:11,020
Just...

1589
00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,790
And that's usually an uncomfortability

1590
00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:13,680
tell when someone's

1591
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,090
uncomfortable or unsure of what

1592
00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:16,020
they're saying.

1593
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,380
You know, they'll give a little

1594
00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:18,020
laugh at the end.

1595
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,020
Let's hear that again.

1596
00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:21,020
Some of the other packages.

1597
00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:22,050
So you are getting something

1598
00:46:22,050 --> 00:46:23,020
for your money at least.

1599
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:24,020
Sure.

1600
00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:26,020
Yeah, the images here are...

1601
00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,390
Well, it was actually your man,

1602
00:46:27,390 --> 00:46:28,570
the Dutch man, that laughed

1603
00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:29,020
there.

1604
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,020
But, uh, Stu here we can see he's...

1605
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:32,020
Rivaling...

1606
00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,020
... utterly engrossed with this.

1607
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,770
The director decided to go and

1608
00:46:35,770 --> 00:46:37,020
close on Stu here.

1609
00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:37,860
Conventional airbrush painting

1610
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:38,520
I would say by the time they

1611
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,020
get out on film.

1612
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,020
I like it.

1613
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:41,020
Right there.

1614
00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:42,450
They didn't even want to see

1615
00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:44,130
Stu engaging eye contact with

1616
00:46:44,130 --> 00:46:45,020
the Dutchman.

1617
00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:46,450
They wanted just that shot

1618
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:47,020
there.

1619
00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:48,020
The images there are beautiful.

1620
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,020
Beautiful stuff.

1621
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:50,600
I moved through the menu which

1622
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,270
comes up and down as I move, uh,

1623
00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:54,020
into change forms and moves.

1624
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:57,020
I can pick a piece of the image.

1625
00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:58,020
Pick a piece!

1626
00:46:58,020 --> 00:47:00,020
Move it to a new location.

1627
00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:01,020
Wow.

1628
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,100
And this is one of the methods

1629
00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:04,900
of editing an image moving

1630
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:07,020
pieces around and around.

1631
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,550
And if this was a new piece of

1632
00:47:08,550 --> 00:47:10,480
the image then I would, uh, hit,

1633
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,170
um, put box and it would put it

1634
00:47:12,170 --> 00:47:13,020
back in that full view image.

1635
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,660
James, could you pull up that

1636
00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:16,020
first picture we saw?

1637
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,020
It was pretty impressive.

1638
00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:17,660
George mentioned dimensionality

1639
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:18,020
and that...

1640
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:20,020
Could you pull that up, James?

1641
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,940
It would be great to have a Stu

1642
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,590
cast, uh, from 1980s if he'd

1643
00:47:24,590 --> 00:47:26,020
have just...

1644
00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:27,860
Imagine that someone had just

1645
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:29,730
had the foresight to realize

1646
00:47:29,730 --> 00:47:31,440
that long form waffling about

1647
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,270
any old shite was gonna really

1648
00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:34,790
take off like a rock to the

1649
00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:36,020
fucking moon.

1650
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,700
And then they did, they

1651
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,020
recorded just lots of waffle.

1652
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,780
And then released it serially,

1653
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:46,020
you know, paid subscription job.

1654
00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:47,650
And people would be fucking

1655
00:47:47,650 --> 00:47:48,940
paying money to listen to

1656
00:47:48,940 --> 00:47:51,010
someone talk from the 19, from

1657
00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:52,300
the past, but it's in the

1658
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:53,020
future.

1659
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,020
Would that work even?

1660
00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:55,020
I don't know how you'd do that.

1661
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:57,020
Maybe it's a thought for...

1662
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,310
Hey, it's a thought for

1663
00:47:58,310 --> 00:47:59,020
tomorrow.

1664
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:00,240
If you're out there and you're

1665
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,470
wondering what the next thing

1666
00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:02,020
would be.

1667
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,120
Although I came up with the

1668
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,020
idea here, okay?

1669
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,190
So please do get in touch if

1670
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:06,020
you want to do this.

1671
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,020
Record...

1672
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:08,520
Actually, no, it doesn't make

1673
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,020
sense.

1674
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:10,370
Because there's so many

1675
00:48:10,370 --> 00:48:12,340
podcasts going on nowadays that

1676
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:14,670
people in the future wanting to

1677
00:48:14,670 --> 00:48:16,420
know what life was like anyway

1678
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,700
back now will just listen to

1679
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:18,690
any of the podcasts that are

1680
00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:20,020
being recorded now from today.

1681
00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:21,990
So that idea that I just had,

1682
00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:24,020
it's actually shite lads.

1683
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,130
Hopefully you didn't act on it

1684
00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:26,020
or invest any money.

1685
00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:27,440
But I mean, you would have only

1686
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,420
have had, what, 30, 45 seconds

1687
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:31,020
until I realized it was shite.

1688
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,080
Some of you might have even

1689
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,250
known it was shite from the

1690
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,020
moment I said it.

1691
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,650
So I doubt anybody lost any

1692
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,020
money, but maybe.

1693
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:38,420
That's a great example of kind

1694
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,020
of the 3D look you have here.

1695
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,360
There's another detail of that

1696
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,020
full image.

1697
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,020
Yeah.

1698
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,080
Also, while you're pulling up

1699
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,180
that other picture, what do you

1700
00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,020
do about hard copy?

1701
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:46,850
It's nice to see it on the

1702
00:48:46,850 --> 00:48:47,950
screen, but I take it if you're

1703
00:48:47,950 --> 00:48:48,950
an artist, you want to get a

1704
00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:50,020
hold of this a year later.

1705
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,020
How do you do that?

1706
00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:52,020
The...

1707
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,020
What are you on about?

1708
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,990
I know it might sound confusing,

1709
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,410
but what I was saying was

1710
00:48:56,410 --> 00:48:58,240
imagine he'd recorded loads of

1711
00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,860
podcasts back in the day and

1712
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:01,740
then release them now, knowing

1713
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:04,020
that everyone's into podcasts.

1714
00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:04,860
And then people would have been

1715
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:05,620
like, wow, I've heard this

1716
00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:06,020
podcast.

1717
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,390
It's from the 1980s, but it's

1718
00:49:08,390 --> 00:49:10,140
now and it's never been heard

1719
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:11,020
until now.

1720
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:13,020
But it wouldn't work.

1721
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,020
Would not work.

1722
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,020
Best method of...

1723
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,020
Maybe it would work.

1724
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,160
Pulling all this wonderful

1725
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,290
color would be to put it onto

1726
00:49:21,290 --> 00:49:22,020
film.

1727
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:23,970
And I use an ektachrome, Kodak

1728
00:49:23,970 --> 00:49:25,020
ektachrome.

1729
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:26,310
Once you get this displayed on

1730
00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:27,020
film...

1731
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:29,020
You would shoot the screen?

1732
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:30,470
No, we use a film recorder, it's

1733
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:31,020
called.

1734
00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:33,500
They range everywhere from $3,000

1735
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,020
to $4,000 up.

1736
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,520
This is direct from disk onto

1737
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,020
film?

1738
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:38,020
That's right.

1739
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:39,220
It's a digital input into the

1740
00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:40,020
film recorder.

1741
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:42,110
So there's no compromise in the

1742
00:49:42,110 --> 00:49:43,020
transfer.

1743
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,020
Right.

1744
00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:46,020
The transfer is...

1745
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:48,060
She really doesn't dig much of

1746
00:49:48,060 --> 00:49:50,020
George at all, you know.

1747
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:51,320
You do feel a little bit bad

1748
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,630
for George at the end of the

1749
00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:53,020
day.

1750
00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:54,020
Thank you very much.

1751
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,820
A Shafae stream is essential

1752
00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:57,690
stream, but Warzone is where

1753
00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:59,790
the bread gets baked, says Stu's

1754
00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:01,020
second cousin.

1755
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,430
Will you be flying out of Verdansk

1756
00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:03,500
again soon or the Ryanair

1757
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,020
flights gone through the roof?

1758
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:06,250
They have, you know, when it

1759
00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:07,020
gets to summer.

1760
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:09,170
They start jacking up the

1761
00:50:09,170 --> 00:50:10,020
prices.

1762
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:11,870
And it's an absolute rat race

1763
00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:13,730
to get a decent fucking price

1764
00:50:13,730 --> 00:50:15,020
fare out there.

1765
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:18,020
So I'm not saying I won't be.

1766
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,620
And look, as I said at the

1767
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,810
beginning, I still haven't gone

1768
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,020
into recovery.

1769
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,440
I've just admitted that I'm an

1770
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,020
addict.

1771
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:27,610
I haven't made any effort to

1772
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:30,620
address the addiction, nor will

1773
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:33,020
I, for quite some time.

1774
00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:33,920
And what's the resolution of

1775
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,020
the picture we're looking at?

1776
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:37,220
This is a 512 image, which has

1777
00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:38,800
a very clean look and part of

1778
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,020
the reason we can get such a...

1779
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:43,830
Tripped out, sort of, Timothy

1780
00:50:43,830 --> 00:50:46,520
Leary, tune in, turn on, drop

1781
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,020
out sort of affair there.

1782
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,460
I wonder will anything be made

1783
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:51,020
better.

1784
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,020
Nice angled lines, etc.

1785
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:53,770
Without seeing too many of the

1786
00:50:53,770 --> 00:50:55,240
jaggies, which haunts a

1787
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,020
computer graphics artist.

1788
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,020
Thank you.

1789
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:59,780
The colours have been anti-aliased,

1790
00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:01,120
which means for an angled line

1791
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,020
you can...

1792
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:04,440
We're gonna get an explanation

1793
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,930
of anti-aliasing, a big term in

1794
00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,020
the games world there.

1795
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:10,020
I've often had people telling

1796
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:11,020
me, "This is shite, man.

1797
00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:12,020
Turn off anti...

1798
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,760
Can you turn off anti-aliasing

1799
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,020
or can you put it on?

1800
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:16,020
It looks terrible."

1801
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,830
Somebody even wrote, what did I

1802
00:51:17,830 --> 00:51:19,410
write, "This was painful to

1803
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,020
watch.

1804
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,020
I won't be tuning in again.

1805
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:23,370
The anti-aliasing, the screen

1806
00:51:23,370 --> 00:51:25,020
tearing is awful."

1807
00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:26,200
Thank you very much to Stu's

1808
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,020
second cousin.

1809
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:28,490
No worries, Lowry is a scotch,

1810
00:51:28,490 --> 00:51:29,020
you say.

1811
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,760
Let's have a little listen to

1812
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,020
this.

1813
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,550
I need to get a good

1814
00:51:31,550 --> 00:51:33,020
explanation.

1815
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,770
Without seeing too many of the

1816
00:51:34,770 --> 00:51:36,240
jaggies, which haunts a

1817
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:38,020
computer graphics artist.

1818
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:40,490
The colours have been anti-aliased,

1819
00:51:40,490 --> 00:51:42,430
which means for an angled line

1820
00:51:42,430 --> 00:51:44,020
you can see the various

1821
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,970
ramping, it's called, of colour,

1822
00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,680
which ranges from background to

1823
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,020
the current colour.

1824
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:50,020
What?

1825
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:51,020
Say that again?

1826
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,780
Which means haunts a computer

1827
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:54,020
graphics artist.

1828
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:56,270
The colours have been anti-aliased,

1829
00:51:56,270 --> 00:51:58,050
which means for an angled line

1830
00:51:58,050 --> 00:51:59,020
you can see the various

1831
00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,020
ramping, it's called, of colour.

1832
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:02,400
Which ranges from background to

1833
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,020
the current colour that...

1834
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,510
This is so the monitor isn't

1835
00:52:06,510 --> 00:52:08,190
too badly disturbed as it makes

1836
00:52:08,190 --> 00:52:09,810
a transition from one surface

1837
00:52:09,810 --> 00:52:10,020
to another.

1838
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:11,020
That's right.

1839
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:12,020
Uh-huh.

1840
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:13,020
Gentlemen.

1841
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:14,020
Still don't get it.

1842
00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:15,020
Gentlemen.

1843
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:16,020
Thanks very much.

1844
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:18,270
Gentlemen, we'd love to stay

1845
00:52:18,270 --> 00:52:20,540
and talk longer, but we gotta

1846
00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:21,020
go.

1847
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:22,490
Maybe, I've never heard of "We

1848
00:52:22,490 --> 00:52:24,020
Gotta Go" in 1985.

1849
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:26,180
The "We Gotta Go" didn't enter

1850
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:28,430
the Stuart Chafe lexicon until

1851
00:52:28,430 --> 00:52:31,050
the early 90s, when Hustle and

1852
00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:32,020
Harry mode became activated.

1853
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,210
Thank you very much, we're out

1854
00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:35,020
of time.

1855
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:36,020
Lovely stuff.

1856
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:39,780
So reverential, deferential and

1857
00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:43,080
respectful of what's going on,

1858
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,020
but still classy.

1859
00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:46,020
"Woo!"

1860
00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:46,020
"Woo!"

1861
00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:46,490
"This is the way computers like

1862
00:52:46,490 --> 00:52:47,020
to communicate information.

1863
00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:47,500
This is the way human beings

1864
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,020
like to receive...

1865
00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:49,020
Get ready for the Virgo bomb.

1866
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:51,540
The John Virgo face reveal bomb

1867
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:53,020
5000.

1868
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:54,020
Big break.

1869
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,440
This is the way computers like

1870
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,020
to communicate information.

1871
00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:58,010
This is the way human beings

1872
00:52:58,010 --> 00:52:59,020
like to receive...

1873
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,020
Get ready for the Virgo bomb.

1874
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:02,040
The John Virgo face reveal bomb

1875
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,020
5000.

1876
00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:04,020
Big break.

1877
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:04,710
This is the way computers like

1878
00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:05,020
to...

1879
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:06,020
Schindler loves this.

1880
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:07,380
He loves to do funny, kooky

1881
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:09,020
little stuff with his...

1882
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,660
He loves to do funny, kooky

1883
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,020
little stuff with his...

1884
00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:14,020
He loves to do the same thing.

1885
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,020
He loves to do the same thing.

1886
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:16,410
He loves to do funny, kooky

1887
00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:17,890
little stuff with his little

1888
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,020
piece to carry on.

1889
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:20,020
His little VTs.

1890
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:22,230
We often see him doing weird

1891
00:53:22,230 --> 00:53:23,020
stuff.

1892
00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:25,580
Maybe dancing, singing, dressed

1893
00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:26,020
up.

1894
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:27,510
Let's see what he's got for us

1895
00:53:27,510 --> 00:53:28,020
here.

1896
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,020
"Communicate information."

1897
00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:31,020
Schindler's list.

1898
00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:32,020
There he has.

1899
00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:33,020
Says night owl.

1900
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:34,390
"This is the way human beings

1901
00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:36,020
like to receive information.

1902
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:37,210
What we have here is a failure

1903
00:53:37,210 --> 00:53:38,020
to communicate.

1904
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,200
Now graphics are all about

1905
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,220
ending that failure to

1906
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,020
communicate.

1907
00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,960
That tendency of computers to

1908
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,020
spew out tables.

1909
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,110
And the inability of human

1910
00:53:45,110 --> 00:53:46,300
beings to turn such data into

1911
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:47,020
information.

1912
00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:49,020
You know, there is a difference.

1913
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:50,020
Data are just facts.

1914
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,370
Information are facts and

1915
00:53:51,370 --> 00:53:52,020
context.

1916
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,020
Data are just facts.

1917
00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:54,460
Information are facts and

1918
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:54,780
context that are usable for

1919
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:55,020
decisions.

1920
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,460
One of this country's biggest

1921
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:57,960
problems right now is its feast

1922
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,100
of data and its famine of

1923
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:00,020
information.

1924
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,700
Like most things done on a

1925
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,780
computer, the conversion of

1926
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,730
facts to information can also

1927
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:07,020
be done by hand.

1928
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:07,860
But as computers get cheaper

1929
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:08,800
and humans get more expensive,

1930
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:09,660
the graphics departments of

1931
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:10,500
this world are shrinking and

1932
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,430
disappearing to be replaced by

1933
00:54:11,430 --> 00:54:12,020
computers.

1934
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:13,080
If we're not to drown in a sea

1935
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,300
of unusable data, we're going

1936
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:15,420
to need all the help we can get

1937
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,020
to convert it into information.

1938
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:17,860
Computers can, will, and must

1939
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:18,020
help.

1940
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:18,680
You've seen the signs of it on

1941
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,020
this show.

1942
00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:20,900
Computer graphics are moving

1943
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,540
from the stick figure era into

1944
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:24,020
the 20th century.

1945
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,020
They still have a long way to...

1946
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,020
It's a real campaign here.

1947
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:26,570
I don't even know what he's

1948
00:54:26,570 --> 00:54:27,020
going on about.

1949
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:27,880
Usually he's telling us about a

1950
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:28,650
product, but it seems to be

1951
00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:29,440
some sort of polemic about how

1952
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,260
we need to really start taking

1953
00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:31,020
data seriously.

1954
00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,020
Maybe he was right.

1955
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,020
The way, you know, graphics

1956
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,020
have started to become a lot

1957
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,020
more prevalent in news articles

1958
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,020
and stuff like that.

1959
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,440
What with people being able to

1960
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:32,820
get all this stuff out of the

1961
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:33,020
world.

1962
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,020
I think it's a great idea.

1963
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,020
I think it's a great idea.

1964
00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:36,020
I think it's a great idea.

1965
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,020
I think it's a great idea.

1966
00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:38,020
I think it's a great idea.

1967
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:39,020
I think it's a great idea.

1968
00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:40,020
I think it's a great idea.

1969
00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:41,020
I think it's a great idea.

1970
00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:42,020
I think it's a great idea.

1971
00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:43,020
I think it's a great idea.

1972
00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:44,020
I think it's a great idea.

1973
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:45,020
I think it's a great idea.

1974
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,020
I think it's a great idea.

1975
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,020
I think it's a great idea.

1976
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:48,020
I think it's a great idea.

1977
00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:49,020
I think it's a great idea.

1978
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,020
I think it's a great idea.

1979
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,020
I think it's a great idea.

1980
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,020
I think it's a great idea.

1981
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,020
I think it's a great idea.

1982
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:54,020
I think it's a great idea.

1983
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:55,020
I think it's a great idea.

1984
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:56,020
I think it's a great idea.

1985
00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:57,020
I think it's a great idea.

1986
00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:58,020
I think it's a great idea.

1987
00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:59,020
I think it's a great idea.

1988
00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:00,020
I think it's a great idea.

1989
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,020
I think it's a great idea.

1990
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:02,020
I think it's a great idea.

1991
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,020
I think it's a great idea.

1992
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:04,020
I think it's a great idea.

1993
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:05,020
I think it's a great idea.

1994
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:06,020
I think it's a great idea.

1995
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,020
I think it's a great idea.

1996
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:08,020
I think it's a great idea.

1997
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,020
I think it's a great idea.

1998
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,020
I think it's a great idea.

1999
00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:11,020
I think it's a great idea.

2000
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,020
I think it's a great idea.

2001
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,020
And a lovely sign off as well.

2002
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:14,040
And that classic Schindler's

2003
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,020
smile at the end as well.

2004
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,020
Senior West Coast.

2005
00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:16,830
And the other things were going

2006
00:55:16,830 --> 00:55:17,020
on.

2007
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:17,700
And the cardigan and the shirt

2008
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:18,020
as well.

2009
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,020
And his enthusiasm.

2010
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:21,020
Converted into information.

2011
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:22,560
Computers can, will, and must

2012
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,020
help.

2013
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,360
You've seen the signs of it on

2014
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,020
this show.

2015
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:26,100
Computer graphics are moving

2016
00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,020
from the stick figure era

2017
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:29,020
into the 20th century.

2018
00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:29,830
They still have a long way to

2019
00:55:29,830 --> 00:55:30,020
go,

2020
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:31,570
but they have to go that way to

2021
00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:33,020
save us from all that data.

2022
00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,020
That's my opinion.

2023
00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:35,020
I'm Paul Schindler.

2024
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:37,020
And a lovely sign off as well.

2025
00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:39,110
And that classic Schindler's

2026
00:55:39,110 --> 00:55:41,020
smile at the end as well.

2027
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,700
Senior West Coast editor for

2028
00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:44,020
Information Week.

2029
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:46,560
And you can imagine the sort of

2030
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,020
hangouts and sessions

2031
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,560
these boys would have after the

2032
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,520
recording of one of these

2033
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,020
episodes.

2034
00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,520
They'd probably swing down to a

2035
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,020
local coffee shop

2036
00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:58,650
or whatever in San Mateo and

2037
00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:00,020
hang out.

2038
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,640
There'd be a lot of big time

2039
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,330
Silicon Valley bucks just

2040
00:56:03,330 --> 00:56:05,020
emerging, you know.

2041
00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:08,020
Stanford University.

2042
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:10,020
All that jazz.

2043
00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:11,020
Hot weather.

2044
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,100
Little bags with fucking

2045
00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:15,020
technology in them.

2046
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,020
Processors.

2047
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:18,740
Lads just handing out

2048
00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:20,020
processors.

2049
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:21,890
People in garages tinkering

2050
00:56:21,890 --> 00:56:23,590
around making stuff out of

2051
00:56:23,590 --> 00:56:25,020
fucking thin air.

2052
00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:27,810
And you just have boys like Schindler

2053
00:56:27,810 --> 00:56:30,020
and Shafi driving around.

2054
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,020
Having a good time.

2055
00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:34,910
Just really buzzed and positive

2056
00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:37,020
about the future.

2057
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:38,460
But they have to go that way to

2058
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,020
save us from all that data.

2059
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:41,020
That's my opinion.

2060
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:42,020
I'm Paul Schindler.

2061
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:43,020
Real West Coast shit.

2062
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:46,220
Like the two of these lads in

2063
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:49,740
one of those cars that bounces

2064
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,960
up and down that you'd see in

2065
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,020
LA, you know.

2066
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:55,780
just blasting out fucking

2067
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:56,020
gangster.

2068
00:56:56,020 --> 00:56:57,750
This was probably before

2069
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,020
gangster rap even, you know.

2070
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,020
Beautiful stuff.

2071
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,020
Beautiful stuff.

2072
00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:07,180
Gives Stu enough time to get

2073
00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:12,790
into his little box for random

2074
00:57:12,790 --> 00:57:16,020
access there.

2075
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:18,460
In the random access file this

2076
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:20,600
week, the experts say you

2077
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,150
should stop waiting for the IBM

2078
00:57:23,150 --> 00:57:24,020
PC2.

2079
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:26,030
They say there won't be a PC2

2080
00:57:26,030 --> 00:57:28,020
in the foreseeable future.

2081
00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:29,200
Rumors have circulated for

2082
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,510
months that IBM was preparing

2083
00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:31,920
to launch the PC2 featuring the

2084
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,020
8286 chip.

2085
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:34,080
286 chip.

2086
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,460
Rappers were still here to say

2087
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:38,500
it was

2088
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,360
that kind of way back then.

2089
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,820
It was still kind of a fun,

2090
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,780
quirky sort of

2091
00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:50,660
hit it!

2092
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:56,660
And then it went very hardcore

2093
00:57:56,660 --> 00:57:58,340
and nasty then in the

2094
00:57:58,340 --> 00:58:00,600
early to mid-90s.

2095
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:02,500
And Stu Pack

2096
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:05,120
Stuart Shafé's Alter Ego

2097
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,720
where he released a lot of his

2098
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,760
hardcore gangster

2099
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:09,900
computer raps.

2100
00:58:10,780 --> 00:58:12,360
Stu Pack Shafé

2101
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,280
and

2102
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,820
Dr. Stu's The Computer

2103
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:18,460
Chronicles, that album as well.

2104
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:19,720
I think I have the graphic here

2105
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,660
somewhere, but obviously I've

2106
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:25,000
mislead it at this

2107
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,860
important juncture where it

2108
00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:27,900
would have been useful.

2109
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,340
Nevertheless, we'll continue

2110
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:29,960
with this.

2111
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:33,470
fueled the speculation of a new

2112
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:35,290
PC, but several market analysts

2113
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:36,750
now say the price cuts were

2114
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:36,960
aimed

2115
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,590
only at moving inventory, that

2116
00:58:38,590 --> 00:58:40,150
IBM's margins on the current PC

2117
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:41,870
lines are very healthy, and

2118
00:58:41,870 --> 00:58:42,160
that

2119
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:43,360
there will be a long wait

2120
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,530
before the entry of the PC, too.

2121
00:58:45,530 --> 00:58:46,840
Meanwhile, at Apple, confusion

2122
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:47,480
continues

2123
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,340
to reign with rumors of massive

2124
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:51,260
job layoffs, hostile buyouts by

2125
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:52,860
Steve Jobs, and possible

2126
00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,180
takeover attempts. And the

2127
00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:55,390
general slump in the computer

2128
00:58:55,390 --> 00:58:56,660
business was everywhere this

2129
00:58:56,660 --> 00:58:57,340
past week.

2130
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,290
Forgot about stew. Layoffs were

2131
00:58:58,290 --> 00:58:59,240
announced in time with a

2132
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,510
company projected a quarterly

2133
00:59:00,510 --> 00:59:01,020
loss for the

2134
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,540
first time in its history. Controlled

2135
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,840
data... Nowadays, everybody

2136
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,800
want to talk like they got

2137
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,960
something to say, but when it

2138
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,150
comes out, it's just a bunch of

2139
00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:08,660
gibberish. What's that line?

2140
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:08,980
Nowadays,

2141
00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:10,470
everybody want to talk like

2142
00:59:10,470 --> 00:59:12,130
they got something to say, but

2143
00:59:12,130 --> 00:59:13,630
nothing comes out when they

2144
00:59:13,630 --> 00:59:14,260
move their

2145
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:16,870
lips, just a bunch of gibberish.

2146
00:59:16,870 --> 00:59:19,320
Turns out, mother effers forgot

2147
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,130
about stew. Data announced the

2148
00:59:22,130 --> 00:59:22,340
closing

2149
00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:23,790
of 29 plants for a two-week

2150
00:59:23,790 --> 00:59:25,440
period. Grid systems announced

2151
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,610
a layoff of 10% of its

2152
00:59:26,610 --> 00:59:27,920
workforce, and

2153
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,290
advanced micro devices

2154
00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:31,120
announced the closing of its

2155
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,730
factories for two weeks. One

2156
00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:33,700
booming part of the

2157
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,270
computer business is security.

2158
00:59:35,270 --> 00:59:36,560
The US government, through a

2159
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,880
program called Tempest, is

2160
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:38,380
modifying

2161
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:39,710
thousands of personal computers

2162
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:40,910
to eliminate the government

2163
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:42,840
through a... Look at the offset

2164
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,630
there on the kerning, or the...

2165
00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:47,650
what would you say there that

2166
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:49,940
is... when one letter is a

2167
00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:52,140
little bit higher than the rest

2168
00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:54,190
of it there. Would that be a

2169
00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:56,920
kerning issue, or is that...

2170
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,300
Is that paragraph?

2171
01:00:01,620 --> 01:00:03,320
I'm not sure, but it kind of

2172
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,920
makes Chronicles look a little

2173
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,540
bit jokey.

2174
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,760
Like the show is not a serious

2175
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,450
contender in the dispatchment

2176
01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:14,680
of information regarding San

2177
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,360
Mateo Bay Area electronic

2178
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,300
wonderment.

2179
01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:21,880
It's more of a kind of a joke.

2180
01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:24,000
So I hope whoever did that was

2181
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,560
reprimanded or at least fired.

2182
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:28,260
Look at this situation here.

2183
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:31,400
Very, very philosophical.

2184
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:33,440
Program called Tempest is

2185
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,400
modifying thousands of personal

2186
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,390
computers to eliminate the

2187
01:00:37,390 --> 01:00:39,320
radio signals which computers

2188
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:39,900
emit.

2189
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,320
Signals which indicate what the

2190
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,320
computer is doing.

2191
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,800
Those signals can be recorded

2192
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,320
and lead to eavesdropping.

2193
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:46,990
The cost of securing the PCs is

2194
01:00:46,990 --> 01:00:47,900
incredible.

2195
01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:49,390
The government's national

2196
01:00:49,390 --> 01:00:51,590
security agency says a $3,000

2197
01:00:51,590 --> 01:00:54,050
computer can cost $10,000 after

2198
01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,460
it has been silenced.

2199
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:56,640
Nice.

2200
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:57,560
Twisted!

2201
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:58,980
Schultz, thank you very much

2202
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:00,000
for the tip there.

2203
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,070
There's no silencing one Paul

2204
01:01:01,070 --> 01:01:02,050
Schindler and that's a good

2205
01:01:02,050 --> 01:01:02,500
thing.

2206
01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:03,100
Brilliant.

2207
01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:04,860
Another fucking cameo from the

2208
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,680
Schindmeister general, Oscar

2209
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:07,560
Schindler.

2210
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:08,870
Thing, here's Paul with this

2211
01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:09,720
week's review.

2212
01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:10,400
And look at this.

2213
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,510
He gets his own little graphic

2214
01:01:12,510 --> 01:01:14,700
with his own fucking signature

2215
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,860
on it as well.

2216
01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:17,180
So, Paul...

2217
01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:20,420
Something Schindler something.

2218
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:24,740
Paul C dot Schindler something

2219
01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:25,340
G.

2220
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,540
He's really going hard on it

2221
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:28,340
there.

2222
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,400
Love to have his autograph on a

2223
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,330
picture of him or something or

2224
01:01:34,330 --> 01:01:35,870
maybe just a crew from the

2225
01:01:35,870 --> 01:01:37,580
Computer Chronicles.

2226
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,010
I mean, always doing tunes on

2227
01:01:39,010 --> 01:01:39,640
YouTube.

2228
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,170
There is no silencing one Paul

2229
01:01:41,170 --> 01:01:42,570
Schindler and that's a good

2230
01:01:42,570 --> 01:01:43,140
thing.

2231
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:44,290
Here's Paul with this week's

2232
01:01:44,290 --> 01:01:44,740
review.

2233
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:47,300
Once again, it's time to take a

2234
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,880
look at some software for kids.

2235
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:51,300
The family of Stu are involved.

2236
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:52,280
This time we're going to have a

2237
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,150
look at Sticky Bear ABC for

2238
01:01:53,150 --> 01:01:53,620
children.

2239
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:55,830
The family of Stu are involved

2240
01:01:55,830 --> 01:01:57,670
and the piece of software is

2241
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,580
called Sticky Bear ABC.

2242
01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:01,250
First, let me say that it comes

2243
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:02,950
nicely packaged with a book and

2244
01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:04,160
a poster as well as some

2245
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:04,960
stickers.

2246
01:02:05,380 --> 01:02:06,750
Now, I don't know about your

2247
01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,640
kids, but Marlow loves stickers.

2248
01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:10,000
You know, it's difficult to say

2249
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,880
just what...

2250
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,760
Marlow would be a man... a boy's

2251
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,360
name, no?

2252
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,500
Age range is appropriate for

2253
01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:15,770
some of these programs, but I

2254
01:02:15,770 --> 01:02:17,180
think the Sticky Bear people

2255
01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:18,280
got it just right.

2256
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,620
Now, you look and see if you

2257
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:20,040
agree.

2258
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,990
There are 52 different animated

2259
01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:23,540
pictures in this package.

2260
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:25,760
It's...

2261
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:26,360
Two for each...

2262
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,980
Very rudimentary stuff.

2263
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:28,660
...of the alphabet.

2264
01:02:29,140 --> 01:02:30,340
Although, for example, the

2265
01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:31,470
picture for grass is a little

2266
01:02:31,470 --> 01:02:32,020
obscure.

2267
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,640
It's red grass.

2268
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:35,520
It just says grass.

2269
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,700
And there's a load of red grass.

2270
01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:38,840
Most of the others are easily

2271
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:39,640
recognizable.

2272
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,260
Kids learn the sense of control

2273
01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:42,580
they get from hitting the

2274
01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:44,520
keyboard and changing pictures.

2275
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,120
And, as an added plus, they

2276
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,740
learn how keyboards are laid

2277
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:48,220
out.

2278
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,380
Now, I've tried several

2279
01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:50,990
packages of this type, and Sticky

2280
01:02:50,990 --> 01:02:52,420
Bear is the easiest to use.

2281
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,690
It also sports the best

2282
01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:54,460
graphics.

2283
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,520
Sticky Bear ABC, $40 from Xerox

2284
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,120
Educational Publications in Middletown,

2285
01:02:59,120 --> 01:02:59,500
Connecticut.

2286
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,360
Give it a look.

2287
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,960
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

2288
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,760
Paul Schindler.

2289
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,970
That was a lovely bit of

2290
01:03:04,970 --> 01:03:07,020
product placement there.

2291
01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:08,860
$40 for Sticky Bear.

2292
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:11,680
I wonder how many dollars were

2293
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,170
laced inside the palm of Schindler's

2294
01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,060
fist.

2295
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:17,750
We don't know, but it was

2296
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,400
probably a nice little amount.

2297
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,750
I'd say Stu saw some percentile

2298
01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:23,120
of that as well.

2299
01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:25,040
Mercantile, sheer mercantile

2300
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,840
behavior from Schindler.

2301
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,550
And then, obviously, Stu got

2302
01:03:29,550 --> 01:03:30,160
his cut.

2303
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,390
I can't see Stu not getting a

2304
01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:32,000
cut of it.

2305
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,450
But now we've got a lovely bit

2306
01:03:33,450 --> 01:03:34,900
of jazz coming up there.

2307
01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:40,580
Yeah, two baby four nine six.

2308
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:42,300
Oh, God.

2309
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:43,960
What happened to Stu?

2310
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,220
Give it a look.

2311
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:47,710
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

2312
01:03:47,710 --> 01:03:48,600
Paul Schindler.

2313
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:55,000
Just jazz as a genre.

2314
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,020
The early reviews of jazz are

2315
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:57,980
coming in.

2316
01:03:58,780 --> 01:04:00,240
And, as we know, people were

2317
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,510
not allowed to review jazz as a

2318
01:04:02,510 --> 01:04:05,080
genre up until 1985 when the

2319
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,760
jazz ban was lifted.

2320
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,450
And everybody was allowed to

2321
01:04:09,450 --> 01:04:10,680
jazz again.

2322
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,790
And it ended a very, very dark

2323
01:04:12,790 --> 01:04:14,780
chapter in American history.

2324
01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:17,170
Because, as we know, music was

2325
01:04:17,170 --> 01:04:19,140
seen as it was scary to a lot

2326
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:20,900
of American people.

2327
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,120
They thought it was we can't

2328
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,360
allow jazz on the scene.

2329
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,110
That's just going to erode our

2330
01:04:25,110 --> 01:04:25,780
values.

2331
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,860
And, you know, that's not right.

2332
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,500
But, thankfully, you know, 20

2333
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,050
years, 30 years after the civil

2334
01:04:33,050 --> 01:04:35,390
rights movement and jazz was

2335
01:04:35,390 --> 01:04:35,760
finally

2336
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,660
allowed again.

2337
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:39,270
I mean, up until that point,

2338
01:04:39,270 --> 01:04:41,070
you had to go to these very

2339
01:04:41,070 --> 01:04:42,790
shady places in order to

2340
01:04:42,790 --> 01:04:43,480
consume

2341
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,720
and enjoy jazz.

2342
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:46,170
And you weren't allowed to

2343
01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:47,750
review it or write about it or

2344
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:49,080
anything like that.

2345
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,750
But now, 1985, once the ban was

2346
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:53,480
lifted, they were doing all

2347
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,540
sorts of jazz.

2348
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:56,730
Even making fucking what seems

2349
01:04:56,730 --> 01:04:58,540
to be software related to the

2350
01:04:58,540 --> 01:04:59,400
concept.

2351
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:01,140
Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

2352
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,080
The early reviews of jazz are

2353
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,040
coming in.

2354
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:04,540
The positives are...

2355
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,720
And it's good.

2356
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,200
The ease of use, splashy

2357
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,410
graphics and some nice new

2358
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,100
features.

2359
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,640
But the criticisms are not

2360
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,530
enough memory, slow access and

2361
01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:14,860
the lack of macros.

2362
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,260
Don't tell me it was like, what

2363
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:18,440
does jazz do?

2364
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,100
Don't tell me it was like a

2365
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,880
music fucking based digital

2366
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,280
audio workstation based on jazz.

2367
01:05:24,340 --> 01:05:25,340
That wouldn't make sense.

2368
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:26,870
Surely any musical endeavor

2369
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:28,240
would just be, you know,

2370
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,940
embracing the electronic side

2371
01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:30,700
of things.

2372
01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:32,020
Everything jazz wasn't.

2373
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,200
So what the fuck was jazz?

2374
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:35,740
The annual robot...

2375
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:36,780
And we will never know.

2376
01:05:36,780 --> 01:05:38,360
And I like it like that.

2377
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,040
I like that we will never know

2378
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,600
what that program was.

2379
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:43,360
Unless you go looking for it.

2380
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:44,490
The Rolex conference held this

2381
01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:45,420
past week in Detroit.

2382
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,080
Manufacturers showed off new

2383
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,670
sophisticated robots with

2384
01:05:48,670 --> 01:05:50,220
vision and force sensing.

2385
01:05:50,620 --> 01:05:51,780
The new robots can recognize...

2386
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:53,160
Robots?

2387
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,760
...parts in any position and

2388
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:55,930
can tell when something is

2389
01:05:55,930 --> 01:05:57,110
going wrong by feeling the

2390
01:05:57,110 --> 01:05:58,720
extra pressure when parts don't

2391
01:05:58,720 --> 01:05:59,380
fit right.

2392
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:01,330
Robotics engineers say this new

2393
01:06:01,330 --> 01:06:02,890
generation of smart robots

2394
01:06:02,890 --> 01:06:04,360
could overcome some of industry's

2395
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,240
hesitancy to move into robotics.

2396
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,770
Meanwhile, the consumer robot

2397
01:06:07,770 --> 01:06:09,300
business continues...

2398
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:09,960
Great stuff.

2399
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,900
It's a cat called Pet Star.

2400
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,820
And it comes inside a box.

2401
01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:17,840
Looks frightened.

2402
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,680
Don't worry about that.

2403
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,220
Once you get it outside the box,

2404
01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:22,360
it is anything but.

2405
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,580
It has a very, very suspicious

2406
01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:28,150
tail that points upwards like

2407
01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:28,920
that.

2408
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,580
What does it do?

2409
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:30,980
Let's see.

2410
01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:32,220
...with the possibility of

2411
01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:33,420
another big robot Christmas.

2412
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:34,890
Two ex-Atari execs founder

2413
01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,310
Nolan Bushnell and former

2414
01:06:36,310 --> 01:06:37,540
president...

2415
01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:38,720
Nolan Bushnell.

2416
01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:40,740
...president Donald Kingsborough...

2417
01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:43,930
Donald Kingsborough and Nolan

2418
01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:44,860
Bushnell.

2419
01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:46,340
...come up with competing

2420
01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:47,640
computerized pet robots.

2421
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:48,900
The new petsters are mini

2422
01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:50,680
versions of the animated androids

2423
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,110
made famous at the Pizza Time

2424
01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:52,900
theaters.

2425
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,320
These cats and bears sing,

2426
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,920
dance and respond to the noises

2427
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,380
of their owners...

2428
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,580
E.G. Bear.

2429
01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:00,940
Very, very intimidating,

2430
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:03,370
strange looking scenario from

2431
01:07:03,370 --> 01:07:04,500
that bear.

2432
01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:08,910
With complex facial movements,

2433
01:07:08,910 --> 01:07:12,850
both robot pet entrepreneurs

2434
01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:16,940
say they've already taken over

2435
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:20,980
$75 million in orders.

2436
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:22,730
Finally, a Mega Wars freak in

2437
01:07:22,730 --> 01:07:24,260
New Jersey got...

2438
01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:26,320
Brilliant stuff. Mega Wars.

2439
01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:27,740
Don't even know what the hell

2440
01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:29,140
this is, but a Mega Wars freak

2441
01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:30,140
in New Jersey had done

2442
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:30,940
something.

2443
01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:32,520
And it looks like a kind of

2444
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,940
Ming the Merciless-esque...

2445
01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:37,360
Dodgy Martian book.

2446
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:40,220
And then a He-Man gladiatorial

2447
01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:41,940
figure...

2448
01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:43,640
In boots and underpants.

2449
01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:44,940
And then...

2450
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,830
A bird in stilettos, body

2451
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:49,480
costume, and fucking pistols.

2452
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:50,990
Who's... I don't know whether

2453
01:07:50,990 --> 01:07:51,940
or not she's gonna finish...

2454
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,820
The two of them...

2455
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,080
Like, kill them both, or what's

2456
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:55,900
the story there?

2457
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,340
Maybe they're both on each

2458
01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:58,180
other side.

2459
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,040
Mega Wars.

2460
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,500
So addicted to the CompuServe

2461
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,680
dollars and orders.

2462
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,450
Finally, a Mega Wars freak in

2463
01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:05,160
New Jersey got so addicted to

2464
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,100
the CompuServe space game...

2465
01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:08,480
That he may find himself in a

2466
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:09,560
terrestrial jail.

2467
01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:11,020
Ken Golden of Cherry Hill, New

2468
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:12,310
Jersey got so hooked on Mega

2469
01:08:12,310 --> 01:08:13,100
Wars...

2470
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,300
That he stole a credit card

2471
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:15,400
number to be able to stay

2472
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,810
online all night and defend his

2473
01:08:16,810 --> 01:08:17,660
solar system.

2474
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:19,040
He may have won the interstellar

2475
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,160
war, but he lost the legal

2476
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,040
battle...

2477
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:22,550
And faces a five-year prison

2478
01:08:22,550 --> 01:08:23,990
term and a quarter-million

2479
01:08:23,990 --> 01:08:24,880
dollar fine.

2480
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,740
Not too logical.

2481
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:27,480
What?

2482
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,760
He fucking was online gaming.

2483
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:30,850
I didn't even know he was

2484
01:08:30,850 --> 01:08:31,600
online then.

2485
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:33,670
With a credit card, and now he's

2486
01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:35,220
going to jail for it.

2487
01:08:37,140 --> 01:08:37,420
I just need to be aware of some

2488
01:08:37,420 --> 01:08:39,560
of the pitfalls, because you do

2489
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,650
lose yourself in these online

2490
01:08:41,650 --> 01:08:42,440
games.

2491
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:44,330
You know, you forget what time

2492
01:08:44,330 --> 01:08:44,880
it is.

2493
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:46,680
You forget about life.

2494
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:47,320
Okay.

2495
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,000
may find himself in a terrestrial

2496
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,660
jail. Ken Golden of Cherry Hill,

2497
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,420
New Jersey got so hooked on

2498
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:52,900
Mega Wars

2499
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,100
that he stole a credit card

2500
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:55,200
number to be able to stay

2501
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,090
online all night. Okay, so he

2502
01:08:57,090 --> 01:08:59,020
stole, I mean,

2503
01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:00,830
yeah, so I mean, if you're

2504
01:09:00,830 --> 01:09:02,640
gonna steal a fucking credit

2505
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,640
card, then, I mean, you're

2506
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,720
probably gonna

2507
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,160
go to jail, like, uh, Cherry

2508
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:11,110
Tree, New Jersey, was this? ...Serve

2509
01:09:11,110 --> 01:09:12,160
Space Game that he may find

2510
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,770
...a Mega Wars freak in New

2511
01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:15,150
Jersey got so addicted to the

2512
01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:16,840
CompuServe Space Game that he

2513
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:17,280
may find

2514
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:18,830
himself in a terrestrial jail.

2515
01:09:18,830 --> 01:09:20,280
Ken Golden of Cherry Hill, New

2516
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,550
Jersey got so hooked on Mega

2517
01:09:21,550 --> 01:09:22,040
Wars.

2518
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,840
Thank you. ...Cherry Hill, New

2519
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,000
Jersey. Eric, Eric, my last

2520
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,520
name. Thank you very much. Mega

2521
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:30,380
Wars equals

2522
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:33,130
Warzone 85. Thank you very much

2523
01:09:33,130 --> 01:09:35,370
for the tip there. Maps there

2524
01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:37,520
and see if we can Cherry Hill,

2525
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,820
New Jersey this.

2526
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:57,460
Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

2527
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,460
That's Philadelphia.

2528
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,080
Is Philadelphia in fucking New

2529
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,060
Jersey, is it?

2530
01:10:11,260 --> 01:10:13,380
Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania.

2531
01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:15,920
But half of the city

2532
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,860
is in New Jersey.

2533
01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:23,620
Cherry Hill Mall.

2534
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,200
It's probably where he might

2535
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:26,620
have stole the credit card.

2536
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,700
Look, shopping mall in Cherry

2537
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:29,280
Hill.

2538
01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:37,380
Macy's.

2539
01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:44,880
It looks exactly like the Jervis

2540
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,300
Street Center there.

2541
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:47,380
Do you know the bit with the,

2542
01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:49,380
when you're downstairs and

2543
01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:50,300
there's a little cafe

2544
01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:51,900
restaurant under that bit there.

2545
01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:53,080
But obviously there's more

2546
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:53,840
depth to that.

2547
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,320
It's amazing, isn't it?

2548
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,220
We're literally getting inside

2549
01:11:07,220 --> 01:11:09,770
the mind of the man who stole

2550
01:11:09,770 --> 01:11:12,340
the credit card to fund his

2551
01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:14,440
online gaming habit.

2552
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,930
While people were using those

2553
01:11:17,930 --> 01:11:19,560
credit cards to buy products

2554
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,560
such as shoes.

2555
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,380
Such as food in the food courts.

2556
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,420
Michael Kors handbags.

2557
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:28,260
Clothes.

2558
01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:30,620
Forever 21.

2559
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,180
Jelly.

2560
01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:36,860
Fruit.

2561
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,120
Rugs.

2562
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:42,840
Towels.

2563
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,880
$4.99

2564
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,420
Savings

2565
01:11:47,420 --> 01:11:48,380
Sale

2566
01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:50,280
Memory foam

2567
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:51,520
Pillows

2568
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,740
Bedspreads

2569
01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:54,460
Shirts

2570
01:11:54,460 --> 01:11:55,960
Bathrobes

2571
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:57,380
Suits

2572
01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:58,820
Ties

2573
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:00,060
Flacks

2574
01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:01,200
Belts

2575
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,420
Tiles

2576
01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:03,420
Shine

2577
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,420
Sheen

2578
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:05,880
Cone

2579
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:11,420
Ralph Lauren

2580
01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:14,920
Anything else there?

2581
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:15,400
Let's see

2582
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,780
A nice little pool there

2583
01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:18,860
This is just Cherry Hill Mall

2584
01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:19,500
Ladies and gentlemen

2585
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,060
Cherry Hill Mall

2586
01:12:21,060 --> 01:12:24,260
The mall from the hometown

2587
01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:27,180
Of a man who stole a credit

2588
01:12:27,180 --> 01:12:27,640
card

2589
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,900
To fund an online gaming binge

2590
01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:32,400
And went to prison possibly

2591
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:38,260
Fruit Sensations

2592
01:12:38,260 --> 01:12:45,360
I just see

2593
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,620
Shea

2594
01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:47,260
Chilet

2595
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:47,960
Chilfri

2596
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:49,100
I said chillers

2597
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:53,100
And look at the produce on

2598
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:54,160
display there

2599
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,940
Some great fresh fruit

2600
01:12:55,940 --> 01:13:00,120
Years ago

2601
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,980
I was Chinese

2602
01:13:01,980 --> 01:13:01,980
I was Chinese

2603
01:13:01,980 --> 01:13:05,580
Thank you very much there

2604
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,860
Gentle monster

2605
01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:08,180
For that kind, hard and

2606
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:08,740
generous tip

2607
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:10,780
And I really like that clip

2608
01:13:10,780 --> 01:13:12,000
Of the man from Shenmue

2609
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,100
Saying years ago

2610
01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:13,980
I was Chinese

2611
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:15,940
And then I'm happy

2612
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,140
That I put

2613
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:18,580
The sleazy music

2614
01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:19,820
From one of the bars

2615
01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:20,780
In Shenmue

2616
01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:22,340
To the clip as well

2617
01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:24,640
Even though that didn't happen

2618
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,520
In the original game

2619
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:27,920
In the moment it happened

2620
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:28,920
When you meet that guy

2621
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:31,460
I'm happy that I put that music

2622
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,160
To it

2623
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,320
As well there

2624
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,760
This is a makeup section here

2625
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,410
It's just your bog standard

2626
01:13:36,410 --> 01:13:36,720
mall

2627
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:37,880
There's not much else

2628
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:38,880
To really say about it

2629
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:39,320
Other than

2630
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,200
It is a mall

2631
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,720
Black Friday

2632
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:42,720
I just get the feeling

2633
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:43,540
I've seen

2634
01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:45,820
A video taken from

2635
01:13:45,820 --> 01:13:47,220
This particular height

2636
01:13:47,220 --> 01:13:47,960
And angle

2637
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,360
During

2638
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:52,440
A Black Friday mall

2639
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:53,940
And I'm not on a

2640
01:13:53,940 --> 01:13:54,960
M-A-L-L

2641
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,620
I'm saying M-A-U-L

2642
01:13:56,620 --> 01:13:58,800
A mall inside a mall

2643
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,780
When people went

2644
01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:01,720
Absolutely

2645
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:02,880
Belubas

2646
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:04,840
And fucking started

2647
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,140
Tearing into each other

2648
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:08,760
A Christmas story

2649
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,640
More Michael Kors

2650
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,160
Take it down

2651
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:16,160
Handbags

2652
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:16,660
Handbags

2653
01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:18,020
Michael Kors

2654
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,040
Michael Moore

2655
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:20,300
Made a film about it

2656
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,200
Handbag 9-11

2657
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,000
Fahrenheit

2658
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,140
Take it down

2659
01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:25,240
Famous footwear

2660
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:31,140
Famous footwear

2661
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:32,440
Are you joking?

2662
01:14:33,660 --> 01:14:35,560
I don't ever recall

2663
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,480
Any sort of footwear

2664
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,340
Unless it's footwear

2665
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,420
Worn by famous people

2666
01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:40,200
But even then

2667
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,280
You're limiting yourself

2668
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:42,440
You're going to have to

2669
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,000
Have the relevant

2670
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:43,980
Picture proof

2671
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,260
To tell me

2672
01:14:45,260 --> 01:14:45,880
That those people

2673
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:46,300
Have won it

2674
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:46,940
This must be a

2675
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:48,280
Covid situation

2676
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:49,520
A lot of people

2677
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,320
Trying to enjoy life

2678
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,280
Trying to inject

2679
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,320
A bit of normality

2680
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:53,960
Into their

2681
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,840
Bizarro world day

2682
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,720
During the

2683
01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,000
Pandemic

2684
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
It was a crazy time

2685
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,240
But we've squashed it

2686
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:03,060
Inside a box

2687
01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:04,200
And we don't really

2688
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,520
Talk about it anymore

2689
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,800
Because we're sick of it

2690
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,120
Too much was made of it

2691
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:08,820
At the time

2692
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:09,660
Don't really want to hear

2693
01:15:09,660 --> 01:15:10,680
Too much about it now

2694
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:13,600
I'd rather just pretend

2695
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,440
It never happened

2696
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:15,380
Thanks very much

2697
01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:18,660
But it did happen

2698
01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:20,080
And here's the proof

2699
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:20,960
You see the proof

2700
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:21,460
Of the pudding

2701
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:22,120
Is in the eating

2702
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,560
And you'd be eating

2703
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,480
Very well there

2704
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:25,040
If you went

2705
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,040
And got yourself

2706
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,280
Some lovely

2707
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,280
Fruit chillers

2708
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,720
From the fruit section

2709
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,200
At Cherry Hill Mall

2710
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,800
Cherry Hill of course

2711
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,360
The place where the man

2712
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,500
Stole a credit card

2713
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:37,140
To fund

2714
01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:38,600
His gaming addiction

2715
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,380
I didn't even know

2716
01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:40,840
Online games existed

2717
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,220
In 2000

2718
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:44,580
Or 1985

2719
01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:47,760
Like you must have

2720
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:48,320
You must have had

2721
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:49,360
Some fucking rig

2722
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:50,060
And set up

2723
01:15:50,060 --> 01:15:50,820
To get on the

2724
01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:52,420
Online world

2725
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:52,960
Even

2726
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:55,180
He must have had money

2727
01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:55,460
Which

2728
01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:57,460
Really begs the question

2729
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:58,440
Why did he need to

2730
01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,240
Go on the thief

2731
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,720
Why did he need to

2732
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:02,340
Go on the thief

2733
01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:05,020
So Macy's

2734
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:06,320
Are Macy's

2735
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,180
A shop

2736
01:16:07,180 --> 01:16:08,480
Or Macy's

2737
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,220
A mall

2738
01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:10,240
That has other

2739
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,000
Shops inside

2740
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:11,580
Or Macy's

2741
01:16:11,580 --> 01:16:12,280
Like a fucking

2742
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,080
Debenan's

2743
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,500
Where there's loads

2744
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:14,960
Of different

2745
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:15,620
Departments

2746
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:16,700
Inside

2747
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,820
The fucking

2748
01:16:18,820 --> 01:16:19,240
Joint

2749
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,760
It's a department

2750
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:21,420
Store okay

2751
01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:22,500
Probably the original

2752
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,240
Probably the best

2753
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,340
Thank you very much

2754
01:16:24,340 --> 01:16:24,600
There

2755
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,800
Soar Willy

2756
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,140
And Gentle Monster

2757
01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:28,160
I hope you're

2758
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:28,820
Getting on well

2759
01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:29,100
There

2760
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:32,200
What's in the joint

2761
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:32,980
Asked Thomas

2762
01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:33,260
Burma

2763
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:33,740
I'll tell you

2764
01:16:33,740 --> 01:16:34,200
What's in the

2765
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:34,820
Fucking joint

2766
01:16:34,820 --> 01:16:35,960
They've got an

2767
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:36,280
Aldi

2768
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:36,780
Would you believe

2769
01:16:36,780 --> 01:16:37,120
That

2770
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:37,920
An Aldi

2771
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:38,420
In the

2772
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:38,980
States

2773
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:42,880
An Aldi

2774
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,120
In the

2775
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:43,420
States

2776
01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:43,840
I wonder

2777
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,320
Is Aldi

2778
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:44,660
In Little

2779
01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:46,020
Doing well

2780
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:46,280
In the

2781
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:46,620
States

2782
01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:46,900
Now

2783
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:48,660
A lot

2784
01:16:48,660 --> 01:16:49,180
Of fucking

2785
01:16:49,180 --> 01:16:51,640
Talk about

2786
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,020
Aldi

2787
01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:52,500
They must be

2788
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,060
All over the

2789
01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:53,240
Shop

2790
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,220
Food market

2791
01:16:54,220 --> 01:16:54,580
As well

2792
01:16:54,580 --> 01:16:55,160
What's it like

2793
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:55,760
Inside in

2794
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:56,100
America

2795
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:56,520
Is it the

2796
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:57,080
Exact same

2797
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:57,380
As we

2798
01:16:57,380 --> 01:16:57,860
Have it

2799
01:16:57,860 --> 01:17:02,000
Bit different

2800
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,060
Different

2801
01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:04,520
Kind of

2802
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:04,880
Fridges

2803
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:05,560
But mostly

2804
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:06,220
Similar

2805
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:07,220
Bit different

2806
01:17:07,220 --> 01:17:07,220
Bit different

2807
01:17:07,220 --> 01:17:07,880
But mostly

2808
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:08,300
Similar

2809
01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:08,740
What about

2810
01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:08,960
Their

2811
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:09,700
Do they have

2812
01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:10,940
Alfredo pizzas

2813
01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:12,440
Do they have

2814
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:13,120
Newgate

2815
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:13,680
I don't know

2816
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:14,260
That would be

2817
01:17:14,260 --> 01:17:15,980
Little

2818
01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:16,780
But do they have

2819
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:17,460
Macy's

2820
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:18,300
Milkshake mix

2821
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,080
I wonder can they

2822
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:19,720
Are they allowed

2823
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:20,140
To make

2824
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,200
Macy's

2825
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,260
Products

2826
01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:23,560
When Macy's

2827
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:24,260
Are a name

2828
01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:26,020
What's that

2829
01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:26,420
Mama

2830
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:28,140
Mama

2831
01:17:28,140 --> 01:17:28,580
Casa

2832
01:17:28,580 --> 01:17:29,720
Mama

2833
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,200
Something

2834
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:30,720
Pizza

2835
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:31,680
Italian or

2836
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:32,180
Indian

2837
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:32,820
Style

2838
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:33,460
Butter

2839
01:17:33,460 --> 01:17:35,180
Flavor

2840
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:35,960
Chickpea

2841
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:36,340
Pizza

2842
01:17:36,340 --> 01:17:36,740
It's an

2843
01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:37,160
Interesting

2844
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:37,680
Scenario

2845
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:38,080
We don't

2846
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:38,500
Have that

2847
01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:38,780
Here

2848
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:40,580
Pissing

2849
01:17:40,580 --> 01:17:40,800
Crunch

2850
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:41,320
Rising

2851
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:41,960
Crunch

2852
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,560
Philly

2853
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,280
Cheese steak

2854
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:44,680
Pizza

2855
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:45,300
They've got a

2856
01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:45,560
Lot of

2857
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,140
Nice stuff

2858
01:17:46,140 --> 01:17:47,140
Going on

2859
01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:47,300
In the

2860
01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:47,580
Aldi

2861
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:48,020
Over there

2862
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:48,900
I'd love to

2863
01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:49,680
Really get

2864
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,280
Involved

2865
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,160
And see what

2866
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:52,600
They're doing

2867
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,100
They have their

2868
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:53,860
Middle aisle as

2869
01:17:53,860 --> 01:17:54,140
Well

2870
01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:55,500
Look out for

2871
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:56,480
This week's

2872
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,160
Red hot

2873
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:57,740
Deals

2874
01:17:57,740 --> 01:18:00,320
Red hot

2875
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:01,280
Piping hot

2876
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:01,980
Sometimes they

2877
01:18:01,980 --> 01:18:02,920
Might even go

2878
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:03,580
White hot

2879
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:04,140
With how good

2880
01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:04,860
The deals are

2881
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:05,800
But the heat

2882
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:06,400
Becomes

2883
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:07,780
Literally white

2884
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:08,920
To the eye

2885
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,860
Cranberry and

2886
01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:11,780
Apple in boxes

2887
01:18:11,780 --> 01:18:12,320
Stuff on

2888
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,160
Pallets in boxes

2889
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:13,880
It's

2890
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,000
Old school

2891
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,600
Great

2892
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,060
Lighting

2893
01:18:19,060 --> 01:18:21,520
Very nice

2894
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:21,860
I mean if

2895
01:18:21,860 --> 01:18:22,100
You were to

2896
01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:22,680
Look at that

2897
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:23,380
Just briefly

2898
01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,080
Glimpse of it

2899
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,120
You'd almost

2900
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:25,560
Think the

2901
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:26,180
Pillars are

2902
01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:27,460
Shaped that

2903
01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:27,820
Way but

2904
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:28,460
It's not

2905
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,100
The lighting

2906
01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:29,600
As well

2907
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:33,560
Say hello

2908
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:34,240
To fresh

2909
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:37,600
Impossibly

2910
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:38,400
Low prices

2911
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:43,080
A collection

2912
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:43,680
Of bags

2913
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:43,960
I know

2914
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,240
What's

2915
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:44,700
I know

2916
01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:44,940
What's

2917
01:18:44,940 --> 01:18:45,300
Going on

2918
01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:45,460
There

2919
01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:45,720
They're

2920
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:46,060
Banana

2921
01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:46,600
Boxes

2922
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:47,600
And the

2923
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,100
Bananas

2924
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,060
Inside those

2925
01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:49,440
Boxes

2926
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:49,800
Which are

2927
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:50,380
Strong

2928
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:50,980
Robust

2929
01:18:50,980 --> 01:18:51,520
Boxes

2930
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:51,780
If you

2931
01:18:51,780 --> 01:18:52,080
Ever want

2932
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:52,320
To get

2933
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:52,660
Yourself

2934
01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:53,120
A box

2935
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:53,900
In those

2936
01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:54,200
Shops

2937
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:54,380
The

2938
01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:54,800
Bananas

2939
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:55,020
Your

2940
01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:55,220
Only

2941
01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:55,380
Man

2942
01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:55,640
The only

2943
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:55,940
Problem

2944
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:56,140
Is

2945
01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:56,440
You need

2946
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:56,760
To make

2947
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:56,960
Sure

2948
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:57,420
Nothing's

2949
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:57,600
Going to

2950
01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:57,900
Get through

2951
01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:58,340
That hole

2952
01:18:58,340 --> 01:18:58,580
In the

2953
01:18:58,580 --> 01:18:58,860
Bottom

2954
01:18:58,860 --> 01:18:59,640
The rest

2955
01:18:59,640 --> 01:18:59,840
Of the

2956
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:00,280
Carboard

2957
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:00,780
Very

2958
01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:01,180
Rugged

2959
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:01,640
Very

2960
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:02,040
Very

2961
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:02,560
Durable

2962
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:03,980
But there

2963
01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:04,720
They come

2964
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:05,320
The bananas

2965
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:05,880
Come wrapped

2966
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:06,260
Up in a

2967
01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:06,420
Little

2968
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:06,880
Bagging

2969
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,400
Inside the

2970
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:07,700
Box

2971
01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:08,100
As well

2972
01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,500
You'll know

2973
01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:09,800
If you've

2974
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:10,360
Ever cracked

2975
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:10,940
One open

2976
01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:12,160
You're hit

2977
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:12,540
With a

2978
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:13,020
Massive

2979
01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:13,520
Blast

2980
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:14,140
Of banana

2981
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:14,680
Scent

2982
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,440
Sometimes it

2983
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:17,980
Just doesn't

2984
01:19:17,980 --> 01:19:18,560
Smell right

2985
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:19,560
Sometimes it

2986
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:20,340
And I love

2987
01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:20,720
Bananas

2988
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,020
They're a

2989
01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:21,540
Great fruit

2990
01:19:21,540 --> 01:19:21,940
They're a

2991
01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:22,460
Wonderful fruit

2992
01:19:22,460 --> 01:19:22,760
They're a

2993
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,560
Powerful fruit

2994
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,080
But uh

2995
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:26,820
To the

2996
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,360
Blast of

2997
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:27,740
Sweaty

2998
01:19:27,740 --> 01:19:28,380
Bananas in

2999
01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:29,100
A warm

3000
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:30,360
Fruit and

3001
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:30,680
Veg

3002
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:31,820
Stock room

3003
01:19:31,820 --> 01:19:32,980
Sometimes

3004
01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:33,920
Just is

3005
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:34,440
Not good

3006
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:34,800
At all

3007
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,340
Chas

3008
01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:35,700
Thank you

3009
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:36,140
Very much

3010
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:36,500
There for

3011
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:36,800
The tip

3012
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:37,100
I hope

3013
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:37,240
You're

3014
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:37,480
Getting

3015
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:38,200
On well

3016
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,700
Uh

3017
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,100
A piece

3018
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:41,680
Of meat

3019
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,620
And that's

3020
01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:43,960
Chuck

3021
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:44,520
Roast

3022
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:45,280
Black

3023
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:45,960
Angus

3024
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,120
Chuck

3025
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:47,580
Roast

3026
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:48,000
And I

3027
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:48,360
Tell you

3028
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,200
You'd be

3029
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:49,600
Paying

3030
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:50,280
Top dollar

3031
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:50,740
For something

3032
01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:51,320
Like that

3033
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,280
Although

3034
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:53,980
Seven dollars

3035
01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:54,660
Ninety nine

3036
01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:55,620
Doesn't really

3037
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:56,220
Sound that

3038
01:19:56,220 --> 01:19:56,960
Bad at all

3039
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,120
Um

3040
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:00,080
But is it

3041
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:00,280
Good

3042
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:00,600
Is it

3043
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:00,880
Is the

3044
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:01,680
Quality there

3045
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:02,000
You know

3046
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,340
Is it

3047
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:04,140
Grass fed

3048
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:04,580
Beef

3049
01:20:04,580 --> 01:20:05,060
Tom

3050
01:20:05,060 --> 01:20:07,580
Grass

3051
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:08,400
GFB

3052
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:08,860
It needs

3053
01:20:08,860 --> 01:20:09,100
To be

3054
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:09,740
GFB

3055
01:20:09,740 --> 01:20:10,660
And that's

3056
01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:11,100
Unfortunately

3057
01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:11,640
I don't think

3058
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,260
The Americans

3059
01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:14,680
Really get to

3060
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:15,140
Feel the

3061
01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:15,500
Thrill

3062
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,420
Of

3063
01:20:17,420 --> 01:20:18,840
Ingesting

3064
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:19,980
Grass

3065
01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:20,220
Fed

3066
01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:20,480
Beef

3067
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:20,820
A lot

3068
01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:20,920
Of

3069
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:21,040
It

3070
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:21,200
Could

3071
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:21,600
Be in

3072
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:22,380
Factories

3073
01:20:22,380 --> 01:20:22,940
And shops

3074
01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:23,560
Fed on

3075
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,020
Whatnot

3076
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:24,920
Who knows

3077
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,180
What

3078
01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:25,780
Chief

3079
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:26,360
Musty G

3080
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:26,720
Thank you

3081
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:27,320
Very much

3082
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,400
For the tip

3083
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:28,900
Who's to say

3084
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:29,360
My book

3085
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,160
About his

3086
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:30,620
Aldi in

3087
01:20:30,620 --> 01:20:30,940
America

3088
01:20:30,940 --> 01:20:31,940
Who's to say

3089
01:20:31,940 --> 01:20:32,400
My book is

3090
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:32,820
About his

3091
01:20:32,820 --> 01:20:33,220
Aldi in

3092
01:20:33,220 --> 01:20:33,500
America

3093
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,140
Thank you

3094
01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:34,560
Very much

3095
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:34,760
There

3096
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,480
And Andy

3097
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:35,980
Very

3098
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:36,520
Very

3099
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:37,580
Kind of

3100
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:37,960
You there

3101
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:38,820
Francis

3102
01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:40,440
Yeah

3103
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,580
Not a

3104
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:41,860
Grass

3105
01:20:41,860 --> 01:20:42,060
Fed

3106
01:20:42,060 --> 01:20:42,500
Scenario

3107
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:43,500
But it's

3108
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:43,840
A great

3109
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:44,400
Food market

3110
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:44,720
Look

3111
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:45,120
We've been

3112
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:45,400
Here

3113
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,300
A few

3114
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:46,740
Moments

3115
01:20:46,740 --> 01:20:47,000
Now

3116
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,140
They must

3117
01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:48,380
Be doing

3118
01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:48,660
Something

3119
01:20:48,660 --> 01:20:48,940
Right

3120
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:49,240
If they've

3121
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:49,580
Kept us

3122
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:49,780
Here

3123
01:20:49,780 --> 01:20:50,460
They're

3124
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:51,140
Asking you

3125
01:20:51,140 --> 01:20:51,520
To go

3126
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:51,940
Home

3127
01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:52,940
Log on

3128
01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:53,080
To

3129
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:53,580
Facebook

3130
01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:54,920
And start

3131
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:55,580
Giving them

3132
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:56,280
The thumbs

3133
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:56,600
Up

3134
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,460
You know

3135
01:20:58,460 --> 01:20:58,940
They're asking

3136
01:20:58,940 --> 01:20:59,480
A lot of

3137
01:20:59,480 --> 01:20:59,840
You there

3138
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,740
But they

3139
01:21:01,740 --> 01:21:02,300
Deserve it

3140
01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:02,740
They've put

3141
01:21:02,740 --> 01:21:03,260
On a great

3142
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:03,580
Spread

3143
01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:04,000
A great

3144
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,360
Show

3145
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,400
And a

3146
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:05,900
Very

3147
01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:06,420
Very

3148
01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:07,780
Competitive

3149
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:08,420
Price

3150
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:09,420
They say

3151
01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:09,680
It's an

3152
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:10,240
Impossibly

3153
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:10,780
Low price

3154
01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:11,240
I say

3155
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:11,620
It's

3156
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,040
Very

3157
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:12,540
Possible

3158
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:13,380
It's

3159
01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:13,820
Well

3160
01:21:13,820 --> 01:21:14,300
Within

3161
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:14,600
Their

3162
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,060
Remit

3163
01:21:15,060 --> 01:21:16,480
And not

3164
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,060
Unheard

3165
01:21:17,060 --> 01:21:17,300
Of

3166
01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:17,720
So I

3167
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:17,880
Think

3168
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,100
They're

3169
01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:18,580
Over

3170
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:19,640
Egging

3171
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:19,800
The

3172
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,120
Pudding

3173
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:20,540
There

3174
01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:21,320
But we

3175
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:22,120
Won't

3176
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:22,720
Hold that

3177
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:23,260
Against

3178
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:23,500
Them

3179
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:23,740
Their

3180
01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:24,000
Meat

3181
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:24,540
Again

3182
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,940
Not for

3183
01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:27,180
Me

3184
01:21:27,180 --> 01:21:28,340
Although I

3185
01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:28,660
Haven't

3186
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:29,080
Tried it

3187
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:29,780
First hand

3188
01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:30,940
Somebody

3189
01:21:30,940 --> 01:21:31,240
Has

3190
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:31,680
Somebody's

3191
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:31,980
Got a

3192
01:21:31,980 --> 01:21:32,320
Lot of

3193
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:32,480
It

3194
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,280
And

3195
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:33,460
They've

3196
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:33,900
Enjoyed

3197
01:21:33,900 --> 01:21:34,040
It

3198
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:34,260
So

3199
01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:35,040
You can't

3200
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:35,520
Really argue

3201
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:35,840
With the

3202
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:36,140
Public

3203
01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:37,360
You'll

3204
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:37,620
Never

3205
01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:38,020
Win

3206
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:38,540
Lovely

3207
01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:39,000
Slice

3208
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:39,160
Of

3209
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:39,440
Ham

3210
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,620
A lovely

3211
01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:41,060
Slice

3212
01:21:41,060 --> 01:21:41,240
Of

3213
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:41,560
Ham

3214
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:42,180
Is what

3215
01:21:42,180 --> 01:21:42,780
Was probably

3216
01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:43,680
Bought there

3217
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:44,340
Or maybe

3218
01:21:44,340 --> 01:21:44,940
Multiple

3219
01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:45,420
Slice

3220
01:21:45,420 --> 01:21:45,700
Lovely

3221
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:46,180
Slices

3222
01:21:46,180 --> 01:21:46,340
Of

3223
01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:46,580
Ham

3224
01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:47,320
Andy

3225
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:47,740
Thank you

3226
01:21:47,740 --> 01:21:48,180
Very much

3227
01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:48,520
For the tip

3228
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:48,680
And

3229
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,320
Anonymous

3230
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,200
Very

3231
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:50,520
Very

3232
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:51,020
Kind of

3233
01:21:51,020 --> 01:21:51,100
You

3234
01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:51,620
As well

3235
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:53,040
We'll

3236
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:53,500
Move on

3237
01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:53,840
From this

3238
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:54,240
Just want to

3239
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:54,620
See a few

3240
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:54,840
More

3241
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:55,380
Photographs

3242
01:21:55,380 --> 01:21:55,700
I've got to

3243
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:56,000
Hand it

3244
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:56,180
To the

3245
01:21:56,180 --> 01:21:56,420
There's

3246
01:21:56,420 --> 01:21:56,640
More

3247
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:57,560
Photographs

3248
01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:57,920
Of the

3249
01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:58,400
Aldi

3250
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:58,660
In

3251
01:21:58,660 --> 01:21:58,960
Cherry

3252
01:21:58,960 --> 01:21:59,300
Hill

3253
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:00,020
New

3254
01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:00,420
Jersey

3255
01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:01,100
Than

3256
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:01,780
There are

3257
01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:02,220
Of

3258
01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:03,180
The Macy's

3259
01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:03,940
Which is

3260
01:22:03,940 --> 01:22:04,440
A real

3261
01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:05,360
Indictment

3262
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,400
Of Macy's

3263
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:06,800
And their

3264
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:07,380
Inability

3265
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:08,120
To create

3266
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:09,760
An engaging

3267
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:10,640
Fun

3268
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:11,880
Experience

3269
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,060
Of a mall

3270
01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:13,700
Because that's

3271
01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:14,260
What America

3272
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:14,580
Is

3273
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:14,940
It's the

3274
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:15,640
Experience

3275
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:16,140
You know

3276
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:16,440
People

3277
01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:16,800
Spend

3278
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:17,920
From what

3279
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:18,140
I've

3280
01:22:18,140 --> 01:22:18,620
Learned

3281
01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:18,960
From

3282
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:19,920
A lot

3283
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:20,440
Of American

3284
01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:20,880
Media

3285
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:21,780
Is

3286
01:22:21,780 --> 01:22:22,760
The mall

3287
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:23,020
Is the

3288
01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:23,380
Place to

3289
01:22:23,380 --> 01:22:23,840
Hang out

3290
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,100
The place

3291
01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:25,460
To go

3292
01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:26,040
Even if

3293
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:26,340
You're not

3294
01:22:26,340 --> 01:22:26,620
Buying

3295
01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:26,920
Stuff

3296
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:27,680
Go down

3297
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,120
The mall

3298
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:28,800
Have a good

3299
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,200
Time in

3300
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:29,580
The mall

3301
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:30,620
But what's

3302
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,020
The story

3303
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:31,660
Macy's

3304
01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:32,300
Failed to

3305
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:33,020
Capitalize

3306
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:33,560
On that

3307
01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:34,320
Mall love

3308
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:35,820
And it's

3309
01:22:35,820 --> 01:22:36,700
All Aldi

3310
01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:37,180
Aldi

3311
01:22:37,180 --> 01:22:37,600
Aldi

3312
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,020
Aldi

3313
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,040
People just

3314
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:39,520
Wanted to

3315
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:39,880
Spend their

3316
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:40,720
Time in

3317
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:41,120
Aldi

3318
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:41,520
Nowadays

3319
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,440
Maybe

3320
01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,340
Potentially

3321
01:22:43,340 --> 01:22:44,120
Aldi

3322
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:44,500
Will

3323
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:47,160
Branch out

3324
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:47,700
And evolve

3325
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:48,280
Into something

3326
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:48,760
Bigger

3327
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:49,580
But I

3328
01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:50,260
Just can't

3329
01:22:50,260 --> 01:22:50,740
See it

3330
01:22:50,740 --> 01:22:51,160
They've got a

3331
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:51,400
Winning

3332
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:51,840
Combination

3333
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:52,180
Winning

3334
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:52,480
Formula

3335
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:52,960
What about

3336
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:53,460
What about

3337
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:53,880
Yourself

3338
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,200
Tom

3339
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:57,380
They're doing

3340
01:22:57,380 --> 01:22:58,080
Everything right

3341
01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:58,980
And little

3342
01:22:58,980 --> 01:22:59,520
They're doing

3343
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:00,220
Everything right

3344
01:23:00,220 --> 01:23:00,700
They've

3345
01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:01,580
Completely

3346
01:23:01,580 --> 01:23:02,860
Shaken up

3347
01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:03,640
The supermarket

3348
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:04,560
Business in

3349
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,040
This country

3350
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:06,200
And all the

3351
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:06,880
Other supermarkets

3352
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:07,620
Are left with

3353
01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:08,680
Smashed eggs

3354
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:09,500
On the floor

3355
01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,140
At the moment

3356
01:23:10,140 --> 01:23:11,220
Crying over

3357
01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:11,920
Their yolks

3358
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,080
Crying over

3359
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,000
Their egg whites

3360
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,400
And that is

3361
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:15,920
Just probably

3362
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:16,500
A visual

3363
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,440
Representation

3364
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,480
Of how

3365
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:19,140
The other

3366
01:23:19,140 --> 01:23:20,080
Big chains

3367
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:20,580
Are feeling

3368
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:21,180
Right now

3369
01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:21,860
What with

3370
01:23:21,860 --> 01:23:22,220
Little and

3371
01:23:22,220 --> 01:23:22,540
Aldi

3372
01:23:22,540 --> 01:23:23,260
Taking over

3373
01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:23,780
The game

3374
01:23:23,780 --> 01:23:25,040
They are the

3375
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:25,940
Tony Montana

3376
01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:26,780
Of America

3377
01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:27,440
At the moment

3378
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:28,180
And they've

3379
01:23:28,180 --> 01:23:28,880
Gone out there

3380
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:30,180
And they're

3381
01:23:30,180 --> 01:23:30,540
Fucking

3382
01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:31,900
Absolutely

3383
01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:32,640
Taking the

3384
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:33,520
Whole show

3385
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:33,880
Over

3386
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:34,560
First

3387
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:35,900
You get the

3388
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:36,460
Supermarket

3389
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:37,600
Then you get

3390
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:38,120
The eggs

3391
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,260
Then you get

3392
01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:39,700
The beef

3393
01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:40,440
And then you

3394
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:40,980
Get the money

3395
01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:41,560
Then you get

3396
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:41,980
The power

3397
01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:43,380
And then you get

3398
01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:43,800
The woman

3399
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:47,180
And then you get

3400
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:47,520
The woman

3401
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:48,280
The quote there

3402
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:49,460
By Tony Montana

3403
01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:49,920
From

3404
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:52,340
From Miami

3405
01:23:52,340 --> 01:23:52,780
From

3406
01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:53,920
Fucking

3407
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:54,560
What was the film

3408
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:55,140
Scarface

3409
01:23:55,140 --> 01:23:56,280
Protein bars

3410
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:56,740
Now

3411
01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:57,980
People are loving

3412
01:23:57,980 --> 01:23:58,600
This stuff

3413
01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,260
And

3414
01:23:59,260 --> 01:24:00,300
Why not

3415
01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:01,180
It's great

3416
01:24:01,180 --> 01:24:01,780
You need it

3417
01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:02,360
It's one of the

3418
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:03,700
Components of food

3419
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:04,500
That we all need

3420
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:05,200
We're being told

3421
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,160
Nowadays

3422
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:07,440
That we need

3423
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,260
Protein to beat

3424
01:24:08,260 --> 01:24:08,700
The band

3425
01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:09,760
Like

3426
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:10,880
What was wrong

3427
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:11,560
With just having

3428
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:12,020
Your fucking

3429
01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:12,580
Breakfast

3430
01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:12,940
Dinner

3431
01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:14,100
And a bit

3432
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:14,500
Of supper

3433
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:15,040
Breakfast

3434
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:15,340
Lunch

3435
01:24:15,340 --> 01:24:15,720
And dinner

3436
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:16,300
Was there

3437
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:16,760
Not enough

3438
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:17,460
Protein in that

3439
01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:18,680
Now it's all

3440
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:19,140
You need it

3441
01:24:19,140 --> 01:24:19,920
Now every

3442
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:20,480
Time of day

3443
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:21,400
Milkshakes

3444
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:22,560
Protein milk

3445
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:23,880
Protein bars

3446
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:25,100
Protein cars

3447
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:26,360
Protein balls

3448
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:27,600
Protein max

3449
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:29,020
Get your protein

3450
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,720
Middle Isle Mayhem

3451
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:31,440
Thanks for the tip

3452
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:32,260
And Paul Meskel

3453
01:24:32,260 --> 01:24:33,100
What would

3454
01:24:33,100 --> 01:24:33,920
Middle Isle

3455
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,060
In an American

3456
01:24:35,060 --> 01:24:36,100
Aldi be like

3457
01:24:36,100 --> 01:24:37,300
Rifles

3458
01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:37,980
Question mark

3459
01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:39,180
F50 trucks

3460
01:24:39,180 --> 01:24:40,280
Question mark

3461
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,480
I don't know

3462
01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:42,020
If you get a

3463
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:42,760
Fucking Ford

3464
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:44,060
50 into the

3465
01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:44,540
Middle Isle

3466
01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:44,900
Of that

3467
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:45,980
Maybe some sort

3468
01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:46,840
Of Parkside

3469
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:48,640
Chinese derivative

3470
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,700
Or something

3471
01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:51,320
Or German

3472
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,820
I'd say they sell

3473
01:24:52,820 --> 01:24:53,740
Plenty of Chinese

3474
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,680
Stuff on the

3475
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:55,660
Middle Isle as well

3476
01:24:55,660 --> 01:24:56,600
But

3477
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,820
I'm not sure

3478
01:24:57,820 --> 01:24:58,620
About guns either

3479
01:24:58,620 --> 01:24:59,660
You hear about

3480
01:24:59,660 --> 01:25:00,780
That in Walmart

3481
01:25:00,780 --> 01:25:02,380
And

3482
01:25:02,380 --> 01:25:03,080
But Tom

3483
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:03,580
I was asking

3484
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:04,040
You know about

3485
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,100
The evolution

3486
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:05,620
Of Little

3487
01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:06,080
And Aldi

3488
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:06,440
And where

3489
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:07,020
They're going

3490
01:25:07,020 --> 01:25:08,580
It was

3491
01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:09,440
Again I don't

3492
01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:09,940
Think they're

3493
01:25:09,940 --> 01:25:10,360
Going to

3494
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:11,440
Get too big

3495
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:11,980
For their boots

3496
01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:12,480
I think

3497
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:12,980
Their

3498
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:14,980
Their whole

3499
01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:15,600
Thing is

3500
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,060
Keeping it

3501
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:16,440
Simple

3502
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:17,360
Kiss

3503
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:18,020
Keep it

3504
01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:18,320
Simple

3505
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:18,720
Stupid

3506
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:19,680
That's not

3507
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:20,120
To say the

3508
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:20,980
People who

3509
01:25:20,980 --> 01:25:21,380
Go in there

3510
01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:21,740
Are stupid

3511
01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:22,700
That's just

3512
01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:24,300
The mantra

3513
01:25:24,300 --> 01:25:25,040
The

3514
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:25,820
Keep it

3515
01:25:25,820 --> 01:25:26,200
Simple

3516
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:26,980
And don't

3517
01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:27,780
Fucking go over

3518
01:25:27,780 --> 01:25:29,520
Bow on it

3519
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:29,880
Because

3520
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:30,720
You've got

3521
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:31,480
The Walmart

3522
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:31,940
Boys

3523
01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:32,680
They probably

3524
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:33,040
Thought

3525
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:33,620
Let's turn

3526
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:34,100
This into

3527
01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:35,060
Let's sell

3528
01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:35,680
Guns

3529
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:36,460
Let's sell

3530
01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:36,820
Butter

3531
01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:37,760
Let's sell

3532
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:38,280
Cars

3533
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:39,240
Let's sell

3534
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:39,540
Fucking

3535
01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:40,240
Subscriptions

3536
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:40,900
To stuff

3537
01:25:40,900 --> 01:25:41,640
Let's sell

3538
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:42,300
Anything we can

3539
01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:42,660
Get our

3540
01:25:42,660 --> 01:25:43,280
Hands on

3541
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:44,900
But with

3542
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:45,300
Aldi

3543
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:46,120
And with

3544
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:46,400
Little

3545
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:47,920
It's just

3546
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:49,280
You know

3547
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:49,980
It's the

3548
01:25:49,980 --> 01:25:50,440
Germans

3549
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:51,580
They

3550
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:53,440
They do

3551
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,380
A good

3552
01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:54,820
Job

3553
01:25:54,820 --> 01:25:55,820
And sometimes

3554
01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:56,440
They do a

3555
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:56,740
Job

3556
01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:57,520
And it goes

3557
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,020
It goes a bit

3558
01:25:59,020 --> 01:25:59,660
Too far

3559
01:25:59,660 --> 01:26:01,280
But at the

3560
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:01,800
Moment they're

3561
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:02,240
Doing a great

3562
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:02,420
Job

3563
01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:02,820
Let's just

3564
01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:03,400
Hope they

3565
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:04,360
Don't have

3566
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,180
Any extra

3567
01:26:05,180 --> 01:26:05,820
Ambitions

3568
01:26:05,820 --> 01:26:07,340
And then

3569
01:26:07,340 --> 01:26:07,940
You know

3570
01:26:07,940 --> 01:26:09,080
End up

3571
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:10,540
Doing something

3572
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,020
Terrible

3573
01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:12,160
Because right now

3574
01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:13,280
Their shop is great

3575
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:14,760
And we just

3576
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:15,880
Need to make sure

3577
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:16,720
It stays that way

3578
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,220
And you've got to

3579
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,080
Hand it to the

3580
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,400
Reduced aisle section

3581
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:21,440
The reduced

3582
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,800
Three I do call it

3583
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:23,640
Where you'll find

3584
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:24,500
Anything from

3585
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,700
Yogurts to

3586
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:26,580
Salad in a bag

3587
01:26:26,580 --> 01:26:28,500
To ricotta

3588
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,720
Or soups

3589
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:31,140
Hang

3590
01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:32,340
The whole shebang

3591
01:26:32,340 --> 01:26:33,400
They'll have it there

3592
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,380
Reduced on the night

3593
01:26:34,380 --> 01:26:34,780
As well

3594
01:26:34,780 --> 01:26:35,580
Fantastic

3595
01:26:35,580 --> 01:26:36,280
I mean

3596
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,500
They could if they wanted

3597
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:38,460
They could expand

3598
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:39,300
And do all sorts

3599
01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:40,500
But they're

3600
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,960
They're a simple

3601
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:42,620
They're about

3602
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:43,460
Keeping it simple

3603
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:44,160
They're about

3604
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:44,820
Keeping it simple

3605
01:26:44,820 --> 01:26:45,540
And a lot of their

3606
01:26:45,540 --> 01:26:46,220
Stuff as well

3607
01:26:46,220 --> 01:26:46,860
They've done great

3608
01:26:46,860 --> 01:26:48,100
On getting it

3609
01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:49,480
From different places

3610
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:50,160
And then putting

3611
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:51,000
A brand on it

3612
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:51,860
Like Newgate

3613
01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,820
Or putting a brand

3614
01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:53,460
Name on it

3615
01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:54,500
Like Macy's

3616
01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,640
Or fucking

3617
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:56,640
Papa Carlos

3618
01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,020
Or any of that

3619
01:26:58,020 --> 01:26:58,320
Shite

3620
01:26:58,320 --> 01:26:59,700
They've done great

3621
01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:00,200
I don't think

3622
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:00,780
They'll expand

3623
01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:03,040
Don't think they'll expand

3624
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:03,640
Now this

3625
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,160
Unfortunately here

3626
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,080
I'm sorry there

3627
01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:06,540
We're meant to be

3628
01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:07,680
Watching Computer Chronicles

3629
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,760
This is a shame

3630
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:10,200
Right here

3631
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,420
And I find

3632
01:27:11,420 --> 01:27:12,660
That you do get

3633
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:13,440
A lot of this

3634
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:14,980
In Little and Aldi

3635
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,620
And it's

3636
01:27:16,620 --> 01:27:19,020
It's just a testament

3637
01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:20,060
To how busy they get

3638
01:27:20,060 --> 01:27:20,360
You know

3639
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:21,840
Supermarket opinions

3640
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:22,580
Thanks for the tip

3641
01:27:22,580 --> 01:27:22,700
There

3642
01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:23,300
What's your thoughts

3643
01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:24,320
On the supermarket chain

3644
01:27:24,320 --> 01:27:24,720
Iceland

3645
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:25,820
I've never been in it

3646
01:27:25,820 --> 01:27:27,160
You hear about it

3647
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,520
I think it's like

3648
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,120
Freezer culture

3649
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:30,600
Isn't it

3650
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:31,560
People are into

3651
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:32,740
Fucking freezer stuff

3652
01:27:32,740 --> 01:27:36,040
I've nothing against it

3653
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:36,780
Fair play to them

3654
01:27:36,780 --> 01:27:38,120
1939

3655
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,360
Thanks for the tip

3656
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:40,440
One euro

3657
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,680
Is there even Iceland

3658
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,440
In supermarkets

3659
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:44,260
In Ireland

3660
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:44,820
I don't think

3661
01:27:44,820 --> 01:27:45,660
I think it's a

3662
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:46,580
Fucking British thing

3663
01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:46,880
Is it

3664
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,240
Or maybe it's a

3665
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:48,920
European thing

3666
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:49,360
I don't know

3667
01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:50,180
Maybe it's an

3668
01:27:50,180 --> 01:27:51,280
Icelandic thing

3669
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:52,060
I mean

3670
01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:53,900
Maybe it's that

3671
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,720
And yeah

3672
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:57,480
We're just going

3673
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:58,120
Through the motions

3674
01:27:58,120 --> 01:27:58,980
Here at the moment

3675
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:00,000
And again

3676
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:00,760
Another picture

3677
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:01,680
Of the floor there

3678
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:02,480
Somebody didn't

3679
01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:03,200
Want to let this

3680
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,160
This one go

3681
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:05,440
But if you're in

3682
01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:06,160
A country where

3683
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,120
It's like cold

3684
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:07,940
And slushy

3685
01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:08,440
And shit

3686
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,820
And you have

3687
01:28:09,820 --> 01:28:10,480
High football

3688
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,080
You know

3689
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:13,420
The staff are already

3690
01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:14,420
Fucking ran around

3691
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:15,520
I've never seen

3692
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:16,380
Staff

3693
01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:17,500
Operate

3694
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,740
In such

3695
01:28:18,740 --> 01:28:19,420
A fashion

3696
01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:20,560
In such a

3697
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:21,360
A precise

3698
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,000
High

3699
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,320
Powered fashion

3700
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:24,620
Than I do

3701
01:28:24,620 --> 01:28:25,280
In Lidl

3702
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:25,980
And Aldi

3703
01:28:25,980 --> 01:28:26,880
Compared to the

3704
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:28,260
Other supermarkets

3705
01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:29,520
It's like

3706
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:30,240
They're on

3707
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:31,680
Defcon

3708
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:32,240
Alert

3709
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,580
Red alert

3710
01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:34,420
Orange alert

3711
01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:35,620
Wherever it is

3712
01:28:35,620 --> 01:28:36,660
About Lidl and Aldi

3713
01:28:36,660 --> 01:28:37,460
They really

3714
01:28:37,460 --> 01:28:38,200
Really

3715
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:39,160
Make

3716
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:39,880
Their staff

3717
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:40,500
Work to the

3718
01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:40,860
Gills

3719
01:28:40,860 --> 01:28:42,440
And

3720
01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,180
They're on

3721
01:28:44,180 --> 01:28:44,940
The headsets

3722
01:28:44,940 --> 01:28:45,720
As well

3723
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:47,240
It's a

3724
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,160
Precision

3725
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:50,120
Engineering

3726
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:51,260
Scenario

3727
01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:52,200
Inside these

3728
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:52,740
Gaffs

3729
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:53,340
I have to

3730
01:28:53,340 --> 01:28:53,620
Say

3731
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:54,760
And

3732
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:55,560
You have

3733
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:57,080
Big time

3734
01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:57,800
Respect for them

3735
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:58,820
And I'm able

3736
01:28:58,820 --> 01:28:59,020
To

3737
01:28:59,020 --> 01:28:59,800
It makes me

3738
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:00,640
Look past

3739
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:01,520
Stuff like

3740
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:01,900
This

3741
01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:03,140
Because you know

3742
01:29:03,140 --> 01:29:03,860
The operation

3743
01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:04,360
They're running

3744
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:04,780
A fucking

3745
01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:05,540
Tight ship

3746
01:29:05,540 --> 01:29:06,800
And no doubt

3747
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:07,400
If you ask

3748
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:07,920
The staff

3749
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:08,340
What the

3750
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:09,100
Situation is

3751
01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:09,540
In there

3752
01:29:09,540 --> 01:29:10,380
Regarding

3753
01:29:10,380 --> 01:29:11,280
Certain products

3754
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:11,780
They will

3755
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,120
Go and fetch

3756
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:13,740
Have a look

3757
01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:14,680
If it's not

3758
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:15,280
On the shelf

3759
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:17,320
But it's a

3760
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:17,860
High pressure

3761
01:29:17,860 --> 01:29:18,680
Working environment

3762
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:19,420
I have to say

3763
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:19,740
Tom

3764
01:29:19,740 --> 01:29:20,020
What's your

3765
01:29:20,020 --> 01:29:20,520
Thoughts?

3766
01:29:21,460 --> 01:29:21,700
Yep

3767
01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:22,420
They're always

3768
01:29:22,420 --> 01:29:23,360
Always on the

3769
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:23,720
Move

3770
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,280
Never a dull

3771
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:25,740
Moment

3772
01:29:25,740 --> 01:29:27,160
Not to say

3773
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:27,800
That the staff

3774
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:28,280
In the other

3775
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:29,660
Shots are not

3776
01:29:29,660 --> 01:29:30,480
Working hard

3777
01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:31,140
Or anything like

3778
01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:31,460
That

3779
01:29:31,460 --> 01:29:32,560
It just seems

3780
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:33,000
To be

3781
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:33,900
If I was to

3782
01:29:33,900 --> 01:29:34,400
Describe

3783
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,740
The working

3784
01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:36,280
Environment

3785
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:37,600
Inside Lidl or Aldi

3786
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:39,120
I would just

3787
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:39,660
Have to say

3788
01:29:39,660 --> 01:29:40,740
It's German

3789
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:42,300
I've never

3790
01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:43,040
Worked in Germany

3791
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:44,220
Or worked for

3792
01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:44,880
Any Germans

3793
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,820
But I just

3794
01:29:47,820 --> 01:29:48,460
Say it's German

3795
01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:51,760
Lovely chocolate

3796
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:52,700
Selection there

3797
01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:53,140
As well

3798
01:29:53,140 --> 01:29:53,600
And of course

3799
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:54,120
You do get

3800
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,000
The brand name

3801
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:55,600
Stuff

3802
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,640
Intertwined

3803
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:57,420
Intertwixed

3804
01:29:57,420 --> 01:29:58,400
With their own

3805
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,800
Crazy crazy

3806
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:01,660
Little goods

3807
01:30:01,660 --> 01:30:02,540
As well

3808
01:30:02,540 --> 01:30:03,860
And what's the

3809
01:30:03,860 --> 01:30:04,340
Point in that

3810
01:30:04,340 --> 01:30:04,860
Video there

3811
01:30:04,860 --> 01:30:05,520
Somebody has

3812
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:06,500
Uploaded a

3813
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,580
Video of Aldi

3814
01:30:07,580 --> 01:30:08,940
Not even a

3815
01:30:08,940 --> 01:30:09,260
Second

3816
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:09,820
What were they

3817
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:10,100
What

3818
01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:11,280
What goes through

3819
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:12,100
Someone's mind

3820
01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:12,660
There Tom

3821
01:30:12,660 --> 01:30:14,560
Quite frankly

3822
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,100
There is nothing

3823
01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:16,660
Going on

3824
01:30:16,660 --> 01:30:17,880
In that person's

3825
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:18,060
Mind

3826
01:30:18,060 --> 01:30:18,500
I don't think

3827
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:19,140
At that moment

3828
01:30:19,140 --> 01:30:20,160
I think they

3829
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:20,600
Could have

3830
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:21,760
What's known

3831
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:22,380
In the business

3832
01:30:22,380 --> 01:30:23,660
As fat fingered it

3833
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:24,320
Whereby

3834
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,540
They've got the

3835
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:26,020
Phone out

3836
01:30:26,020 --> 01:30:26,620
They started

3837
01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:28,340
Recording

3838
01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:29,020
A clip

3839
01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:29,840
Inadvertently

3840
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,140
And then

3841
01:30:31,140 --> 01:30:32,160
Uploaded it

3842
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:32,440
To

3843
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:33,780
To Google

3844
01:30:33,780 --> 01:30:35,540
Far further

3845
01:30:35,540 --> 01:30:36,280
Thank you very

3846
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:36,840
Much for the

3847
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:37,380
Trip sir

3848
01:30:37,380 --> 01:30:40,320
Far further

3849
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:41,080
Thank you very

3850
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:41,600
Much for the

3851
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:41,940
Tip there

3852
01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:42,660
Tight ship

3853
01:30:42,660 --> 01:30:43,520
Indeed you

3854
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:43,800
See

3855
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:44,980
Tight ship

3856
01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:45,360
Indeed

3857
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:46,000
Shop and

3858
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:46,680
Stop has

3859
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:47,540
These automated

3860
01:30:47,540 --> 01:30:48,720
Pylon cones

3861
01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:49,860
Cleaning up

3862
01:30:49,860 --> 01:30:50,460
Mess

3863
01:30:50,460 --> 01:30:52,920
I believe they

3864
01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:53,960
Call the robot

3865
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:54,620
Marty

3866
01:30:54,620 --> 01:30:55,660
The thing

3867
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:56,360
Gives me the

3868
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:56,820
Creeps

3869
01:30:56,820 --> 01:30:57,420
So that's

3870
01:30:57,420 --> 01:30:58,200
Some insider

3871
01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,240
Information there

3872
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:00,040
From somebody

3873
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:01,980
At shop and

3874
01:31:01,980 --> 01:31:02,440
Stop

3875
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:03,600
Who says

3876
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:04,500
They've even got

3877
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:05,460
Robots doing the

3878
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:06,140
Gods honest

3879
01:31:06,140 --> 01:31:07,240
Whoever the fuck

3880
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:08,000
This person is

3881
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:08,800
Has an absolute

3882
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:09,560
Grudge and

3883
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:10,100
Vendetta

3884
01:31:10,100 --> 01:31:11,260
Against Aldi

3885
01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:12,340
Or Aldi

3886
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:13,260
Cherry Hill

3887
01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:13,840
New Jersey

3888
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:14,340
Because

3889
01:31:14,340 --> 01:31:15,840
It's Crystal

3890
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:16,240
Rhee

3891
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:17,660
Who calls

3892
01:31:17,660 --> 01:31:18,040
Herself

3893
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:18,560
Beautiful

3894
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:19,080
Chrissy

3895
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:20,480
Now

3896
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:23,140
My suspicions

3897
01:31:23,140 --> 01:31:23,920
Have been

3898
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:24,500
Aroused

3899
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:25,760
Not only

3900
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:26,380
Because of

3901
01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:26,800
The

3902
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:28,120
Blatant

3903
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,460
Slander

3904
01:31:29,460 --> 01:31:30,260
Of little

3905
01:31:30,260 --> 01:31:30,820
And Aldi

3906
01:31:30,820 --> 01:31:31,000
There

3907
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:31,200
I mean

3908
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:31,600
That's not

3909
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:32,020
Even that

3910
01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:32,400
Bad

3911
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:32,820
What a

3912
01:31:32,820 --> 01:31:33,000
Fucking

3913
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:33,540
Tissue on

3914
01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:33,820
The floor

3915
01:31:33,820 --> 01:31:34,400
Get over

3916
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:34,660
It

3917
01:31:34,660 --> 01:31:35,960
But anyone

3918
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:36,780
Who refers

3919
01:31:36,780 --> 01:31:37,540
To themselves

3920
01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:38,300
As beautiful

3921
01:31:38,300 --> 01:31:38,680
In their

3922
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:39,040
Name

3923
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,080
In parentheses

3924
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:40,720
Afterwards

3925
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:42,860
Seriously has

3926
01:31:42,860 --> 01:31:43,600
Something going

3927
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:45,340
On that we

3928
01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:45,760
Don't know

3929
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:46,080
About

3930
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:46,780
We're gonna

3931
01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:47,280
Click here

3932
01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:47,900
No offense

3933
01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:48,920
Crystal Rhee

3934
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:49,500
But at the

3935
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:50,100
Same time

3936
01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:51,100
This is a

3937
01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:51,500
Public

3938
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,420
Situation

3939
01:31:52,420 --> 01:31:53,780
You have

3940
01:31:53,780 --> 01:31:54,600
Wanted people

3941
01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:55,280
To see this

3942
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:56,440
You went out

3943
01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:56,960
Of your way

3944
01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:57,380
Crystal

3945
01:31:57,380 --> 01:31:58,420
We're gonna

3946
01:31:58,420 --> 01:31:58,980
Have to give

3947
01:31:58,980 --> 01:31:59,440
You a

3948
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:00,020
An audit

3949
01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:00,640
A google

3950
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:01,180
Review

3951
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:02,180
Audit

3952
01:32:02,180 --> 01:32:03,100
To see

3953
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:03,680
What's going

3954
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:03,940
On

3955
01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:04,260
Because I

3956
01:32:04,260 --> 01:32:04,780
Bet you

3957
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:05,420
You scratch

3958
01:32:05,420 --> 01:32:05,940
Beneath the

3959
01:32:05,940 --> 01:32:06,200
Surface

3960
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,720
And you're

3961
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:08,560
Probably someone

3962
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:09,340
Who goes out

3963
01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:09,960
Of their way

3964
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,080
To shame

3965
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:11,940
Local businesses

3966
01:32:11,940 --> 01:32:12,640
Behind

3967
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,900
Behind an

3968
01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:15,420
Anonymous

3969
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:17,080
Or semi

3970
01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:17,660
Anonymous

3971
01:32:17,660 --> 01:32:18,500
Handle and

3972
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:18,900
Name

3973
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:20,080
You have no

3974
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:20,660
Skin in the

3975
01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:21,020
Game

3976
01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:23,300
But you've got

3977
01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:23,860
A lot of

3978
01:32:23,860 --> 01:32:24,600
Problems with

3979
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:25,320
People and

3980
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:25,660
Stuff

3981
01:32:25,660 --> 01:32:27,100
Social security

3982
01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:27,940
Administration

3983
01:32:27,940 --> 01:32:29,160
That was a

3984
01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:29,700
Photo you

3985
01:32:29,700 --> 01:32:29,960
Have

3986
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:31,060
You've

3987
01:32:31,060 --> 01:32:31,780
Just uploaded

3988
01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:32,340
A photograph

3989
01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:33,100
Of their

3990
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:33,900
Number and

3991
01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:34,480
Look at this

3992
01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:35,680
Lovely stuff

3993
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,360
We have found

3994
01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:36,980
Ourselves

3995
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:39,340
A disgruntled

3996
01:32:39,340 --> 01:32:39,860
Reviewer

3997
01:32:39,860 --> 01:32:41,140
Who has

3998
01:32:41,140 --> 01:32:41,940
Left a lot

3999
01:32:41,940 --> 01:32:42,900
This is just

4000
01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:43,280
The tip of

4001
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:43,280
The tip of

4002
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:43,680
The iceberg

4003
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:44,400
Charlotte

4004
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,100
Hall is

4005
01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:45,520
Fine

4006
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:46,060
Okay

4007
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:47,020
But the

4008
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:47,780
Regular number

4009
01:32:47,780 --> 01:32:48,880
To get social

4010
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:49,760
Security info

4011
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:50,260
Puts the

4012
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:50,940
Caller on hold

4013
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:51,480
And never

4014
01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:52,060
Answers

4015
01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:53,320
Seriously

4016
01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:54,580
I was on hold

4017
01:32:54,580 --> 01:32:55,340
For five

4018
01:32:55,340 --> 01:32:55,860
Hours

4019
01:32:55,860 --> 01:32:56,860
That's a lie

4020
01:32:56,860 --> 01:32:58,260
That's a lie

4021
01:32:58,260 --> 01:32:59,380
Because you'd

4022
01:32:59,380 --> 01:32:59,880
Never do

4023
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:00,180
That

4024
01:33:00,180 --> 01:33:01,180
On a

4025
01:33:01,180 --> 01:33:01,580
Friday

4026
01:33:01,580 --> 01:33:03,080
Which is

4027
01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:03,740
Supposed to be

4028
01:33:03,740 --> 01:33:04,520
The light day

4029
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:05,380
For wait times

4030
01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:06,060
Do you not

4031
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:06,760
See how you're

4032
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:07,700
Undermining your

4033
01:33:07,700 --> 01:33:08,200
Own

4034
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,760
Little grudge

4035
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:10,360
Post there

4036
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:10,920
By telling

4037
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:12,020
Revealing to

4038
01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:12,500
People that

4039
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:12,840
You're the

4040
01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:13,560
Kind of person

4041
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:14,340
Who will hold

4042
01:33:14,340 --> 01:33:15,380
On for five

4043
01:33:15,380 --> 01:33:16,160
Hours on a

4044
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:16,620
Phone call

4045
01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:17,460
Not

4046
01:33:17,460 --> 01:33:18,120
Happened

4047
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:18,640
It never

4048
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:19,220
Happened

4049
01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:19,680
Crystal

4050
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,960
It never

4051
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:21,640
Happened

4052
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:23,000
Pure

4053
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:23,980
And utter

4054
01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:24,840
Lies

4055
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:25,760
I then

4056
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:26,360
Called back

4057
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:27,120
On Monday

4058
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,080
Only to

4059
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:28,900
Never have

4060
01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:29,640
The call

4061
01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:30,400
Answered again

4062
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:30,740
I'm not

4063
01:33:30,740 --> 01:33:31,360
Surprised

4064
01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:31,800
They saw

4065
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:32,320
Your fucking

4066
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:32,600
Number

4067
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:32,980
Calling

4068
01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:34,180
The five

4069
01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:35,120
Hour holdout

4070
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:36,080
Woman

4071
01:33:36,080 --> 01:33:36,580
Or whatever

4072
01:33:36,580 --> 01:33:36,960
You are

4073
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:37,260
I don't

4074
01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:37,500
Know

4075
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:37,960
It's a

4076
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:38,500
False

4077
01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:38,860
Name

4078
01:33:38,860 --> 01:33:39,800
When I

4079
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:40,200
Called

4080
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:40,460
The

4081
01:33:40,460 --> 01:33:40,800
Charlotte

4082
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:41,120
Hall

4083
01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:41,500
Office

4084
01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:42,380
The message

4085
01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:42,760
Said

4086
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:43,620
Please

4087
01:33:43,620 --> 01:33:44,400
Please

4088
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:45,140
Call again

4089
01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:45,560
Later

4090
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:46,860
Because they

4091
01:33:46,860 --> 01:33:47,280
Had a

4092
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:47,980
High call

4093
01:33:47,980 --> 01:33:48,580
Volume

4094
01:33:48,580 --> 01:33:50,120
Hire some

4095
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:50,720
People

4096
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:51,900
And that's

4097
01:33:51,900 --> 01:33:53,020
Got six

4098
01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:54,820
Exclamatory

4099
01:33:54,820 --> 01:33:56,720
Punctuation

4100
01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:57,200
Marks

4101
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:57,660
Known as

4102
01:33:57,660 --> 01:33:58,420
Exclamation

4103
01:33:58,420 --> 01:33:59,720
Marks

4104
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:01,300
Unbefucking

4105
01:34:01,300 --> 01:34:02,280
Leivable

4106
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:02,960
And that's

4107
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:03,380
Not even

4108
01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:04,060
The review

4109
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:04,360
That we

4110
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:04,720
Came to

4111
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:05,120
Look at

4112
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:05,360
There

4113
01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:08,380
This is

4114
01:34:08,380 --> 01:34:09,580
Crystal

4115
01:34:09,580 --> 01:34:10,260
Rees

4116
01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:11,160
Aldi

4117
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,200
Compendium

4118
01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:12,560
Here

4119
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,660
Look

4120
01:34:14,660 --> 01:34:15,160
And there's

4121
01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:15,420
More

4122
01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:16,080
And there's

4123
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:16,440
More

4124
01:34:16,440 --> 01:34:17,220
And there's

4125
01:34:17,220 --> 01:34:17,580
More

4126
01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:18,500
Wow

4127
01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:19,500
Wow

4128
01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:20,460
Wow

4129
01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:22,100
How fucking

4130
01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:22,780
Long did you

4131
01:34:22,780 --> 01:34:23,620
Spend in there

4132
01:34:23,620 --> 01:34:23,920
On this

4133
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:24,680
Photo shoot

4134
01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:25,800
Did you even

4135
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:26,640
Alert the staff

4136
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:27,060
That you were

4137
01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:27,660
Doing this

4138
01:34:27,660 --> 01:34:28,880
This is strange

4139
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:29,480
Behaviour

4140
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:30,560
From a

4141
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:31,420
Normal human

4142
01:34:31,420 --> 01:34:32,020
Which you're

4143
01:34:32,020 --> 01:34:32,340
If you're

4144
01:34:32,340 --> 01:34:33,520
Pretending to be

4145
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:34,240
A normal human

4146
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,040
Let's have a

4147
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:36,520
Look here

4148
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:37,200
Aldi

4149
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:37,820
I've really

4150
01:34:37,820 --> 01:34:38,620
Got a

4151
01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:39,440
Lot to

4152
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:40,040
Answer for

4153
01:34:40,040 --> 01:34:40,320
Here

4154
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:41,100
From

4155
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:41,580
Crystal

4156
01:34:41,580 --> 01:34:42,000
Re

4157
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,700
Somebody there

4158
01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:44,140
Dara

4159
01:34:44,140 --> 01:34:44,140
Dara

4160
01:34:44,140 --> 01:34:44,720
Maxing

4161
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:45,300
Definitely

4162
01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:46,100
A little

4163
01:34:46,100 --> 01:34:46,880
Spy

4164
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,780
I think

4165
01:34:48,780 --> 01:34:49,120
I need

4166
01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:49,520
Even a

4167
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:50,040
Sandwich

4168
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:50,520
Just to

4169
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:50,980
Start going

4170
01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:51,360
Through this

4171
01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:51,800
These are

4172
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:51,960
The

4173
01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:52,400
I'm just

4174
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:52,560
Going to

4175
01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:52,820
Get a

4176
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:53,340
Sandwich

4177
01:34:53,340 --> 01:34:53,800
Sorry there

4178
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:54,320
One second

4179
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:54,560
There

4180
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:54,940
I'll be back

4181
01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:55,980
One moment

4182
01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,240
There

4183
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:57,060
I am

4184
01:34:57,060 --> 01:34:57,600
Stomach

4185
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:57,800
Is

4186
01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:58,260
It's

4187
01:34:58,260 --> 01:34:58,780
From seeing

4188
01:34:58,780 --> 01:34:59,100
All this

4189
01:34:59,100 --> 01:34:59,400
Food

4190
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:00,580
Stomach

4191
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:00,700
Is

4192
01:35:00,700 --> 01:35:00,920
Going

4193
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:01,560
90

4194
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:02,060
Mobile

4195
01:35:02,060 --> 01:35:02,580
Ozil

4196
01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:03,080
Yenny

4197
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:03,940
Technology

4198
01:35:03,940 --> 01:35:05,440
Rocky

4199
01:35:05,440 --> 01:35:05,880
Piss

4200
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:06,440
Bas

4201
01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:06,720
In

4202
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:07,060
Ursk

4203
01:35:07,060 --> 01:35:07,520
Colorado

4204
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:08,060
Erin

4205
01:35:08,060 --> 01:35:08,440
Hern

4206
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:08,820
Yern

4207
01:35:08,820 --> 01:35:13,060
30 TL

4208
01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:15,040
1000 TL

4209
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:15,500
Percent

4210
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:15,960
100

4211
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:16,860
Turkey

4212
01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:17,480
Nenlich

4213
01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:18,340
Mobile

4214
01:35:18,340 --> 01:35:18,720
Bais

4215
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:19,260
Sebti

4216
01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:19,860
Mobile

4217
01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:20,500
Bais

4218
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:50,480
Moon dust.

4219
01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:53,300
Moon dust.

4220
01:35:53,300 --> 01:35:56,160
Moon dust.

4221
01:35:56,160 --> 01:36:26,140
Thank you.

4222
01:36:26,140 --> 01:36:32,050
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust

4223
01:36:32,050 --> 01:36:40,290
is still a problem. Moon dust.

4224
01:36:40,290 --> 01:36:46,640
Moon dust. Moon dust.

4225
01:36:52,220 --> 01:36:53,660
Crazy little guys.

4226
01:37:06,260 --> 01:37:09,180
I've never done this going into

4227
01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:11,570
a shop and then I did I did I

4228
01:37:11,570 --> 01:37:14,680
think try to leave a disgruntled

4229
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:16,950
review once but I couldn't even

4230
01:37:16,950 --> 01:37:18,870
bring myself to post it and

4231
01:37:18,870 --> 01:37:20,540
also then thought.

4232
01:37:21,540 --> 01:37:23,530
Two things. One, I knew that I

4233
01:37:23,530 --> 01:37:25,460
probably potentially feel bad

4234
01:37:25,460 --> 01:37:27,540
about it after and two, I didn't

4235
01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:29,510
want the owner, business owner

4236
01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,290
being able to find me and track

4237
01:37:31,290 --> 01:37:32,800
me down, you know.

4238
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:35,180
Italia, thank you very much.

4239
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:37,540
For the tip.

4240
01:37:37,860 --> 01:37:39,310
The review of Aldi sounds like

4241
01:37:39,310 --> 01:37:41,140
a bit like a Jacques Villeneuve

4242
01:37:41,140 --> 01:37:41,640
job.

4243
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:46,560
I don't get it. I don't get the

4244
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,560
reference but thank you very

4245
01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:50,360
much there for the tip.

4246
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,700
The floor is filthy. We

4247
01:37:54,700 --> 01:37:55,820
understand that.

4248
01:37:56,220 --> 01:37:58,000
And in the eastern part of the

4249
01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,760
states, you can imagine in

4250
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:01,940
whatever, is this winter?

4251
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:08,150
April 23, there's going to be a

4252
01:38:08,150 --> 01:38:09,500
mix of weather, you know.

4253
01:38:12,940 --> 01:38:15,020
It's the text is what I'm

4254
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:16,200
looking forward to.

4255
01:38:16,660 --> 01:38:18,020
The thing is, if you're going

4256
01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:19,680
to do it, upload some decent

4257
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:20,800
snaps as well.

4258
01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:22,700
This, this doesn't work.

4259
01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:25,520
That's just, that's a nothing

4260
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:26,280
to me.

4261
01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:29,560
A piece of lettuce on the floor.

4262
01:38:29,980 --> 01:38:30,960
For fuck's sake.

4263
01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:32,260
Give it a rest.

4264
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:34,670
You'd think this person lives

4265
01:38:34,670 --> 01:38:35,820
in a palace.

4266
01:38:37,380 --> 01:38:38,090
But you do have to wonder if,

4267
01:38:38,090 --> 01:38:40,270
if somebody has this time on

4268
01:38:40,270 --> 01:38:42,320
their hands to do this.

4269
01:38:43,820 --> 01:38:44,400
There's, they've little to be

4270
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:45,660
fucking doing.

4271
01:38:46,940 --> 01:38:48,420
Like two pictures of the same

4272
01:38:48,420 --> 01:38:50,200
fucking shelf.

4273
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:51,740
And it's not even that bad.

4274
01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:55,800
Where is the, uh, the review?

4275
01:38:56,980 --> 01:38:58,140
Those spuds look nice.

4276
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,220
Or the apples.

4277
01:38:59,220 --> 01:39:09,380
I don't know why I'm saying

4278
01:39:09,380 --> 01:39:18,240
there's some mango.

4279
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:21,240
In a punnet.

4280
01:39:22,240 --> 01:39:23,460
Beside a weighing scale.

4281
01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:24,680
Let's have a look at the review.

4282
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:26,420
Ha, brilliant.

4283
01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:29,020
Brilliant stuff.

4284
01:39:29,020 --> 01:39:31,400
Quick update there for anybody

4285
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:34,280
out there on the eastern seaboard.

4286
01:39:35,180 --> 01:39:36,380
There is a road fire.

4287
01:39:37,060 --> 01:39:37,860
In Jones.

4288
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,780
This isn't a drill.

4289
01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:42,460
Road fire in Jones.

4290
01:39:45,460 --> 01:39:46,840
Crystal Rhee.

4291
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:50,440
Filthiest place in Waldorf.

4292
01:39:52,020 --> 01:39:54,120
These pictures have been taken

4293
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:55,660
over multiple dates.

4294
01:39:55,660 --> 01:39:58,060
Okay, so this was a dossier.

4295
01:39:58,180 --> 01:40:00,810
This is part of Crystal Rhee's

4296
01:40:00,810 --> 01:40:03,670
multi-part strategy to bring

4297
01:40:03,670 --> 01:40:04,820
down Aldi.

4298
01:40:05,060 --> 01:40:07,210
It shows a consistent pattern

4299
01:40:07,210 --> 01:40:08,200
of filth.

4300
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:08,900
Ha, ha.

4301
01:40:08,900 --> 01:40:09,200
Ha.

4302
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:11,590
This might be a situation where

4303
01:40:11,590 --> 01:40:14,210
I begin to admire the, uh, the

4304
01:40:14,210 --> 01:40:15,360
complainant.

4305
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:18,120
A consistent pattern of filth.

4306
01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:18,120
A consistent pattern of filth.

4307
01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:22,040
At this exploiting company's so-called

4308
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:23,820
grocery store.

4309
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:27,860
In the Waldorf, Maryland store.

4310
01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:32,700
Located at 3286 Cron Highway.

4311
01:40:34,700 --> 01:40:38,740
Waldorf, Maryland, 20603.

4312
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:41,780
The photos were posted here for

4313
01:40:41,780 --> 01:40:44,240
their HQ to view.

4314
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:47,240
As the wealthiest,

4315
01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:49,310
predominantly black community

4316
01:40:49,310 --> 01:40:50,400
in the US,

4317
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:52,920
I'm surprised the county, so is

4318
01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:54,920
it going to get racial here?

4319
01:40:54,920 --> 01:40:58,040
Have we opened up a race box?

4320
01:40:59,300 --> 01:41:00,570
This allows horrible companies

4321
01:41:00,570 --> 01:41:01,740
to operate.

4322
01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:03,000
We deserve better.

4323
01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:05,360
The new store in La Plata looks

4324
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:06,970
like it is headed in the same

4325
01:41:06,970 --> 01:41:07,780
direction,

4326
01:41:08,380 --> 01:41:10,860
as far as filthy being the norm.

4327
01:41:11,580 --> 01:41:12,960
No other grocery stores are

4328
01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:14,460
dirty like this.

4329
01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:18,460
Don't know what's going on here.

4330
01:41:18,860 --> 01:41:20,220
Let's go out there and see if

4331
01:41:20,220 --> 01:41:22,000
there's another part of her

4332
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:23,640
multi-pronged attack.

4333
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:27,890
Leveling accusations of filthery

4334
01:41:27,890 --> 01:41:29,760
at Little and Aldi

4335
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:33,180
in Waldorf, Maryland.

4336
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:36,220
Oh no, this is all one post.

4337
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:37,980
A massive, massive post.

4338
01:41:39,320 --> 01:41:39,780
Yeah.

4339
01:41:40,160 --> 01:41:41,930
Multiple posts and then the

4340
01:41:41,930 --> 01:41:43,990
bond drop at the end of it as

4341
01:41:43,990 --> 01:41:44,720
well.

4342
01:41:47,140 --> 01:41:47,580
Yeah.

4343
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:49,180
Same fucking thing.

4344
01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:55,450
This looks a little bit more

4345
01:41:55,450 --> 01:41:57,380
flattering now.

4346
01:41:57,480 --> 01:41:59,260
Marriott's Beach Place Towers.

4347
01:42:01,820 --> 01:42:03,730
This place is the best of both

4348
01:42:03,730 --> 01:42:04,460
worlds.

4349
01:42:04,460 --> 01:42:06,290
On one side, we watched the

4350
01:42:06,290 --> 01:42:07,980
boat parade from our balcony

4351
01:42:07,980 --> 01:42:09,850
with a view of the gorgeously

4352
01:42:09,850 --> 01:42:11,260
illuminated city.

4353
01:42:11,260 --> 01:42:13,510
On the other side, we chilled,

4354
01:42:13,510 --> 01:42:15,520
taking in the view of the waves

4355
01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:17,470
of the beach from the 19th

4356
01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:18,240
floor.

4357
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:21,080
We could also walk to shops,

4358
01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:23,420
restaurants, clubs, and the

4359
01:42:23,420 --> 01:42:24,180
beach.

4360
01:42:24,740 --> 01:42:26,460
No hotel is closer to the beach,

4361
01:42:26,460 --> 01:42:27,260
in fact.

4362
01:42:27,840 --> 01:42:29,790
We ventured out to the mall and

4363
01:42:29,790 --> 01:42:32,290
enjoyed some shopping before

4364
01:42:32,290 --> 01:42:34,520
doing a tasting at a liquor

4365
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:35,100
store,

4366
01:42:35,340 --> 01:42:37,180
before buying groceries to

4367
01:42:37,180 --> 01:42:38,500
stock our villa.

4368
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:41,120
I love, love this place.

4369
01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:42,600
We'll be back again.

4370
01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:46,380
I wonder if they respond going,

4371
01:42:46,380 --> 01:42:47,840
thank you so much, Crystal.

4372
01:42:47,980 --> 01:42:49,240
Oh, I love you so much.

4373
01:42:49,740 --> 01:42:49,940
No.

4374
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:51,000
The Marriott.

4375
01:42:51,140 --> 01:42:52,470
She was probably hoping the Marriott

4376
01:42:52,470 --> 01:42:53,560
would write back and go,

4377
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:55,430
here's 10% off, Crystal, for

4378
01:42:55,430 --> 01:42:56,870
the next time you come to our

4379
01:42:56,870 --> 01:42:58,040
beautiful hotel.

4380
01:42:58,480 --> 01:43:00,110
But the Marriott didn't fucking

4381
01:43:00,110 --> 01:43:01,460
bother, Crystal.

4382
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:03,630
Which left you in a real shit

4383
01:43:03,630 --> 01:43:05,780
situation, didn't it?

4384
01:43:06,140 --> 01:43:07,490
Left you angry, and then you

4385
01:43:07,490 --> 01:43:09,120
went out to Lidl and started

4386
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:10,160
hammering them

4387
01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:12,150
for being the filthiest grocery

4388
01:43:12,150 --> 01:43:13,440
store in Waldorf.

4389
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:15,850
Because you couldn't live your

4390
01:43:15,850 --> 01:43:17,790
fucking Marriott life when

4391
01:43:17,790 --> 01:43:19,560
buying your eggs in Lidl.

4392
01:43:20,220 --> 01:43:22,220
You had to have it the Marriott

4393
01:43:22,220 --> 01:43:22,960
way.

4394
01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:24,240
Everything was the Marriott

4395
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:25,860
after the Marriott, wasn't it?

4396
01:43:26,580 --> 01:43:27,660
Get real, Crystal.

4397
01:43:28,660 --> 01:43:29,720
Get fucking real.

4398
01:43:30,440 --> 01:43:31,220
This is Lidl.

4399
01:43:32,300 --> 01:43:33,180
Deal with it.

4400
01:43:35,900 --> 01:43:36,860
Victoria's birthday party at

4401
01:43:36,860 --> 01:43:40,620
sex restaurant and lounge.

4402
01:43:42,700 --> 01:43:44,780
Or Saks.

4403
01:43:44,980 --> 01:43:45,680
I bet you're a part of it.

4404
01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:46,830
I can't see the, it was too

4405
01:43:46,830 --> 01:43:47,580
small there.

4406
01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:50,620
And that's a Saks restaurant,

4407
01:43:50,620 --> 01:43:52,570
but I mean, whatever the fuck a

4408
01:43:52,570 --> 01:43:54,000
Saks restaurant and lounge is,

4409
01:43:54,060 --> 01:43:55,380
it looks like it could be the

4410
01:43:55,380 --> 01:43:56,500
other thing I said.

4411
01:43:57,760 --> 01:43:59,400
Fucking manumission vibes.

4412
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:01,460
You don't know what's going on.

4413
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:02,500
They've got glow sticks.

4414
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,540
Or are they fucking golf clubs

4415
01:44:04,540 --> 01:44:05,720
or something?

4416
01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:10,940
Maybe that's Crystal there.

4417
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:16,940
Maybe, maybe he's Crystal.

4418
01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:19,150
Let's get out there and just

4419
01:44:19,150 --> 01:44:21,440
see what other abominations

4420
01:44:21,440 --> 01:44:22,840
they've done.

4421
01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:24,380
I know you might be thinking

4422
01:44:24,380 --> 01:44:25,060
this is shite.

4423
01:44:25,380 --> 01:44:26,040
And it is.

4424
01:44:26,380 --> 01:44:27,350
Let's just have a little look

4425
01:44:27,350 --> 01:44:27,900
and see.

4426
01:44:27,900 --> 01:44:30,400
A month ago.

4427
01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:32,260
This is the hottest one yet.

4428
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:33,020
Lovely slice of ham.

4429
01:44:33,060 --> 01:44:34,240
Lovely slice of ham.

4430
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:35,420
Chief Musty G.

4431
01:44:35,540 --> 01:44:36,840
Thank you very much there for

4432
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,180
the lovely slice of ham.

4433
01:44:39,780 --> 01:44:40,840
Zero to five stars.

4434
01:44:40,980 --> 01:44:42,020
Little Fortune's town.

4435
01:44:42,140 --> 01:44:42,420
You're saying.

4436
01:44:42,520 --> 01:44:44,120
Collapsed roof and JCB digger.

4437
01:44:44,480 --> 01:44:45,260
Second of the third.

4438
01:44:45,660 --> 01:44:46,100
2018.

4439
01:44:46,740 --> 01:44:47,420
Blocking trolleys.

4440
01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:49,020
Will go elsewhere in the future.

4441
01:44:53,820 --> 01:44:55,170
I wonder did they fix that

4442
01:44:55,170 --> 01:44:55,880
place up.

4443
01:44:59,320 --> 01:45:00,640
A lot of people say.

4444
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:04,480
You know when they see the

4445
01:45:04,480 --> 01:45:08,760
images of the JCB digger.

4446
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:11,880
Going through Lidl.

4447
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:14,810
A lot of people do come out the

4448
01:45:14,810 --> 01:45:16,320
trap to say.

4449
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:18,220
Oh this is scummy behavior.

4450
01:45:18,580 --> 01:45:19,260
They're rats.

4451
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,240
Society has gone to shite.

4452
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:22,120
And all this.

4453
01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:25,060
And I'm not saying.

4454
01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:26,400
That it was.

4455
01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:28,360
In any way shape or form.

4456
01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:29,380
Good to see.

4457
01:45:29,480 --> 01:45:30,220
And it wasn't.

4458
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,060
It's bad.

4459
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:31,820
But.

4460
01:45:32,340 --> 01:45:32,700
Like.

4461
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:34,770
I think maybe some people are

4462
01:45:34,770 --> 01:45:35,680
jealous.

4463
01:45:36,100 --> 01:45:37,840
That people have got a JCB.

4464
01:45:37,980 --> 01:45:38,870
And they've gone through Lidl

4465
01:45:38,870 --> 01:45:39,540
for a shortcut.

4466
01:45:39,820 --> 01:45:40,570
And then they're coming away

4467
01:45:40,570 --> 01:45:41,140
with stuff.

4468
01:45:41,260 --> 01:45:42,480
I think some people are jealous

4469
01:45:42,480 --> 01:45:43,140
about that.

4470
01:45:43,140 --> 01:45:44,150
And then they put their

4471
01:45:44,150 --> 01:45:44,880
comments in.

4472
01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:47,600
I didn't say anything.

4473
01:45:47,780 --> 01:45:47,900
I'm.

4474
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:48,420
I just.

4475
01:45:48,580 --> 01:45:48,880
I don't.

4476
01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:49,740
I don't do that.

4477
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:51,260
I like to read other.

4478
01:45:51,440 --> 01:45:52,820
I'm not fucking doing it.

4479
01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:53,040
Like.

4480
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:55,520
Try calling.

4481
01:45:55,720 --> 01:45:56,180
I mean.

4482
01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:57,560
Hopefully nobody got hurt.

4483
01:45:57,640 --> 01:45:58,220
Or died.

4484
01:45:58,260 --> 01:45:59,080
Or anything like that.

4485
01:45:59,220 --> 01:46:00,420
But as far as I can remember.

4486
01:46:00,540 --> 01:46:01,340
Nobody died.

4487
01:46:01,700 --> 01:46:02,980
But there was a lot of good.

4488
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:03,580
You know.

4489
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:04,820
The snow brought out.

4490
01:46:05,820 --> 01:46:07,860
A lot of crazy behavior as well.

4491
01:46:08,520 --> 01:46:08,860
So.

4492
01:46:09,300 --> 01:46:09,700
You know.

4493
01:46:11,060 --> 01:46:12,460
It's one of those situations.

4494
01:46:12,460 --> 01:46:12,480
It's one of those situations.

4495
01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:14,020
Where you just have to fucking.

4496
01:46:14,400 --> 01:46:15,380
Roll with the flow.

4497
01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:18,100
Roll with the flow on this one.

4498
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:19,820
Crystal Rhee is back at it

4499
01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:20,540
again.

4500
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:21,980
This time three months ago.

4501
01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:23,040
She had.

4502
01:46:23,440 --> 01:46:24,520
A lot to say.

4503
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:25,560
About.

4504
01:46:26,260 --> 01:46:27,080
Women's health.

4505
01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:28,280
In Waldorf.

4506
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:30,300
I just think there's something

4507
01:46:30,300 --> 01:46:31,660
about this new generation of

4508
01:46:31,660 --> 01:46:32,420
people now.

4509
01:46:32,500 --> 01:46:32,720
Where.

4510
01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:34,200
Is this your outlet?

4511
01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:34,620
Is it?

4512
01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:36,260
Going on a fucking website.

4513
01:46:36,740 --> 01:46:36,820
And.

4514
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:38,540
Shouting shit.

4515
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:40,260
At people that annoyed you.

4516
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:41,560
Because the service.

4517
01:46:41,960 --> 01:46:42,660
That you paid for.

4518
01:46:42,760 --> 01:46:43,360
Didn't do.

4519
01:46:43,440 --> 01:46:44,160
X Y and Z.

4520
01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:45,180
When it should have done.

4521
01:46:45,300 --> 01:46:45,920
A B and C.

4522
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:47,780
Clim Milenio Martinez.

4523
01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:48,940
Thank you very much there.

4524
01:46:49,360 --> 01:46:50,560
Poor effort with her photos.

4525
01:46:50,660 --> 01:46:51,280
It must be said.

4526
01:46:52,660 --> 01:46:54,120
Try calling in any one of them.

4527
01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:56,560
It will take at least 20 tries.

4528
01:46:56,720 --> 01:46:57,670
Before someone answers the

4529
01:46:57,670 --> 01:46:57,940
phone.

4530
01:46:58,480 --> 01:46:58,920
Again.

4531
01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:00,360
I think that's a you problem.

4532
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:00,960
Crystal.

4533
01:47:01,620 --> 01:47:02,680
I wouldn't be answering.

4534
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:03,980
If I saw you calling.

4535
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:06,360
If that fucking picture came up.

4536
01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:07,140
On my phone.

4537
01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:08,900
I'd throw the bit.

4538
01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:09,940
The fucking bin in the phone.

4539
01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:10,840
I'd throw the phone in the

4540
01:47:10,840 --> 01:47:11,220
river.

4541
01:47:11,780 --> 01:47:13,200
I'd take the sim card out.

4542
01:47:13,700 --> 01:47:14,480
And I'd hammer.

4543
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:15,240
I'd get a hammer.

4544
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:15,860
And a nail.

4545
01:47:15,980 --> 01:47:16,960
And just hammer the nail.

4546
01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:17,860
Into the sim card.

4547
01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:20,980
Response from the owner.

4548
01:47:22,060 --> 01:47:22,420
Crystal.

4549
01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:24,140
We're very sorry.

4550
01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:24,980
For the challenges.

4551
01:47:24,980 --> 01:47:25,800
You encountered.

4552
01:47:25,980 --> 01:47:27,060
While trying to reach us.

4553
01:47:27,660 --> 01:47:29,340
We'd like to reach out to you.

4554
01:47:30,020 --> 01:47:30,860
To follow up.

4555
01:47:31,340 --> 01:47:32,340
And see if there's anything.

4556
01:47:32,340 --> 01:47:33,320
We can do to help.

4557
01:47:33,700 --> 01:47:34,380
If you're willing.

4558
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:35,480
Please fill out.

4559
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:37,880
Our secure online feedback form.

4560
01:47:38,380 --> 01:47:40,180
We hope to speak with you soon.

4561
01:47:41,020 --> 01:47:41,560
It's lovely.

4562
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:42,900
To know that she had to go.

4563
01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:44,400
Through the indignity.

4564
01:47:45,020 --> 01:47:45,880
And rigmarole.

4565
01:47:46,300 --> 01:47:46,860
Of filling out.

4566
01:47:46,920 --> 01:47:48,360
A fucking feedback form.

4567
01:47:49,220 --> 01:47:50,200
Didn't even get to speak.

4568
01:47:50,280 --> 01:47:50,820
One on one.

4569
01:47:51,120 --> 01:47:51,400
Crystal.

4570
01:47:51,500 --> 01:47:52,220
Thank you very much.

4571
01:47:52,260 --> 01:47:52,940
For the tip there.

4572
01:47:54,020 --> 01:47:55,200
I just love.

4573
01:47:55,300 --> 01:47:55,920
Seeing people.

4574
01:47:56,020 --> 01:47:57,280
Not getting what they want here.

4575
01:47:57,340 --> 01:47:58,120
Especially when they've gone.

4576
01:47:58,160 --> 01:47:58,680
On the attack.

4577
01:47:59,980 --> 01:48:00,480
Oh god.

4578
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:01,000
Another one.

4579
01:48:01,100 --> 01:48:01,400
That's.

4580
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:01,980
That's the one.

4581
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:02,720
That we've seen already.

4582
01:48:03,580 --> 01:48:04,260
Good review.

4583
01:48:04,380 --> 01:48:05,220
She does give out.

4584
01:48:05,220 --> 01:48:05,780
Good reviews.

4585
01:48:05,780 --> 01:48:07,880
To JJ's auto service center.

4586
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:08,580
But I think.

4587
01:48:08,700 --> 01:48:08,880
Look.

4588
01:48:08,940 --> 01:48:09,380
I'm not.

4589
01:48:09,380 --> 01:48:10,460
I know you might think.

4590
01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:11,260
I'm being cynical.

4591
01:48:11,260 --> 01:48:11,600
But.

4592
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:13,280
I think a lot of this.

4593
01:48:13,440 --> 01:48:14,020
Is to do with.

4594
01:48:14,480 --> 01:48:15,660
I'd love to get a discount.

4595
01:48:15,660 --> 01:48:16,580
On my next thing.

4596
01:48:16,660 --> 01:48:17,440
So I'm just going to say.

4597
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:18,280
Some nice stuff.

4598
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:21,520
Your techs always do a good job.

4599
01:48:21,580 --> 01:48:22,460
At pest control.

4600
01:48:22,620 --> 01:48:23,560
So there might have been.

4601
01:48:23,820 --> 01:48:24,900
Some rats.

4602
01:48:25,140 --> 01:48:26,060
In Crystal's gap.

4603
01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:28,420
Your techs always do a good job.

4604
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:29,620
The woman that came today.

4605
01:48:29,660 --> 01:48:30,600
Was highly focused.

4606
01:48:31,540 --> 01:48:32,100
Please tell her.

4607
01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:33,360
She's allowed to smile.

4608
01:48:33,500 --> 01:48:34,600
And be approachable.

4609
01:48:34,720 --> 01:48:35,280
So not.

4610
01:48:35,900 --> 01:48:37,340
Giving the compliments there.

4611
01:48:37,460 --> 01:48:38,180
But also.

4612
01:48:38,360 --> 01:48:39,620
A little bit of spite.

4613
01:48:39,820 --> 01:48:40,500
In there as well.

4614
01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:42,120
The rest of the techs.

4615
01:48:42,260 --> 01:48:42,860
Always are.

4616
01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:43,980
Maybe she's new.

4617
01:48:44,060 --> 01:48:44,600
And nervous.

4618
01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:44,940
No.

4619
01:48:45,160 --> 01:48:45,480
Hmm.

4620
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,000
She did a great job though.

4621
01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:48,260
So Crystal.

4622
01:48:48,740 --> 01:48:49,220
Can't.

4623
01:48:49,220 --> 01:48:49,880
Leave.

4624
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:51,820
A good comment.

4625
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:52,580
Without dealing.

4626
01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:53,460
Some sort of.

4627
01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:55,040
Backhanded blow.

4628
01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:56,940
And it was.

4629
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:57,460
Another.

4630
01:48:57,840 --> 01:48:58,060
You know.

4631
01:48:58,140 --> 01:48:59,020
A member of staff.

4632
01:48:59,080 --> 01:49:00,120
Who probably get a fucking.

4633
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:00,960
Chat into now.

4634
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:01,580
By the boss.

4635
01:49:01,740 --> 01:49:02,560
Were you at the house.

4636
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:02,940
The other day.

4637
01:49:02,980 --> 01:49:03,180
Oh yeah.

4638
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:03,660
No no no.

4639
01:49:03,660 --> 01:49:04,260
That's not a problem.

4640
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:04,760
With the work.

4641
01:49:05,180 --> 01:49:05,800
Just you know.

4642
01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:08,340
Maybe you can smile a bit.

4643
01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:08,820
Or you can.

4644
01:49:08,940 --> 01:49:09,160
You know.

4645
01:49:09,260 --> 01:49:10,300
Maybe they just did a good job.

4646
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:10,600
Like.

4647
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:12,260
Why would you want.

4648
01:49:12,260 --> 01:49:13,000
To fucking.

4649
01:49:13,260 --> 01:49:14,120
Why would you be.

4650
01:49:14,220 --> 01:49:14,800
Fucking bothered.

4651
01:49:14,900 --> 01:49:15,340
Whether or not.

4652
01:49:15,440 --> 01:49:16,360
If they do the job.

4653
01:49:16,440 --> 01:49:17,200
They do the job.

4654
01:49:17,620 --> 01:49:19,180
If they don't do the job.

4655
01:49:19,180 --> 01:49:20,820
And then don't be.

4656
01:49:21,120 --> 01:49:22,080
Turning on a smile.

4657
01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:22,700
Or a howie.

4658
01:49:22,740 --> 01:49:23,540
Or what's the story.

4659
01:49:24,420 --> 01:49:24,680
You know.

4660
01:49:24,780 --> 01:49:26,140
Then you'd probably be annoyed.

4661
01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:26,900
And you'd add that.

4662
01:49:26,900 --> 01:49:27,900
As an additional.

4663
01:49:27,900 --> 01:49:28,920
Fucking gripe.

4664
01:49:29,060 --> 01:49:29,940
On top of your.

4665
01:49:30,380 --> 01:49:31,540
Base layer gripe.

4666
01:49:31,780 --> 01:49:32,180
Which was.

4667
01:49:32,260 --> 01:49:33,780
The job wasn't done properly.

4668
01:49:34,440 --> 01:49:35,600
But this kind of person.

4669
01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,160
Is the kind of person.

4670
01:49:37,160 --> 01:49:37,600
Who'll give you.

4671
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:39,140
Five stars out of five.

4672
01:49:39,580 --> 01:49:40,600
And still find a.

4673
01:49:40,800 --> 01:49:41,760
Fucking gripe.

4674
01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:42,500
To hit you with.

4675
01:49:43,280 --> 01:49:44,680
Crazy bit of world business.

4676
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:45,080
Tom.

4677
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:46,860
Crazy bit of business.

4678
01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:47,360
All together.

4679
01:49:47,480 --> 01:49:47,920
But look.

4680
01:49:48,220 --> 01:49:49,420
As I said earlier on.

4681
01:49:49,860 --> 01:49:50,760
You will never.

4682
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:51,760
Ever win.

4683
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:53,460
With the general public.

4684
01:49:53,840 --> 01:49:55,040
No matter what you do.

4685
01:49:55,580 --> 01:49:56,340
That's why they say.

4686
01:49:56,620 --> 01:49:57,840
The customer is always right.

4687
01:49:58,280 --> 01:49:59,300
Because you will never win.

4688
01:49:59,360 --> 01:49:59,860
With the public.

4689
01:50:00,860 --> 01:50:02,280
And you have to accept that.

4690
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:02,880
If you're in.

4691
01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:03,900
A forward facing.

4692
01:50:04,060 --> 01:50:04,600
Or a service.

4693
01:50:05,060 --> 01:50:06,060
Or situation.

4694
01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:06,480
You know.

4695
01:50:06,560 --> 01:50:07,440
You need to be on your best

4696
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:08,000
behaviour.

4697
01:50:08,840 --> 01:50:09,940
Car cloud group.

4698
01:50:10,020 --> 01:50:10,160
Here.

4699
01:50:10,240 --> 01:50:10,800
They became.

4700
01:50:11,220 --> 01:50:12,720
The victim of Crystal's wrath.

4701
01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:14,900
The Crystal maze.

4702
01:50:16,300 --> 01:50:18,380
Car cloud auto group.

4703
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:20,520
Non-responsive.

4704
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:22,160
Purchased a vehicle.

4705
01:50:22,360 --> 01:50:23,340
There a few weeks ago.

4706
01:50:24,140 --> 01:50:25,340
So there's money going around.

4707
01:50:25,460 --> 01:50:26,520
There's money happening here.

4708
01:50:26,580 --> 01:50:27,020
With Crystal.

4709
01:50:27,140 --> 01:50:28,000
She likes to spend.

4710
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:30,360
All kinds of lies.

4711
01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:32,160
And misrepresentations.

4712
01:50:32,160 --> 01:50:32,880
Discovered.

4713
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:34,700
After the fraudulent deal.

4714
01:50:35,480 --> 01:50:36,460
No AC.

4715
01:50:36,900 --> 01:50:38,300
No backup camera.

4716
01:50:38,820 --> 01:50:39,960
The vehicle's lights.

4717
01:50:40,060 --> 01:50:40,420
Go out.

4718
01:50:40,620 --> 01:50:41,060
Sporadically.

4719
01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:41,560
If you dry.

4720
01:50:41,680 --> 01:50:41,840
This.

4721
01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:42,900
It really is.

4722
01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:44,320
You've got a problem.

4723
01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:45,440
And then.

4724
01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:46,300
Look at this man.

4725
01:50:46,360 --> 01:50:47,840
Doesn't even fit on the screens.

4726
01:50:47,960 --> 01:50:48,640
That much text.

4727
01:50:49,500 --> 01:50:51,440
It just feels so.

4728
01:50:51,660 --> 01:50:52,220
Powerless.

4729
01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:52,520
You know.

4730
01:50:52,580 --> 01:50:53,240
You read this.

4731
01:50:53,320 --> 01:50:53,820
And you feel.

4732
01:50:53,900 --> 01:50:54,560
That person.

4733
01:50:55,020 --> 01:50:56,180
Has no control.

4734
01:50:57,500 --> 01:50:58,380
At the moment.

4735
01:50:58,540 --> 01:50:59,360
No control.

4736
01:50:59,860 --> 01:51:01,120
The control they have.

4737
01:51:01,660 --> 01:51:03,340
Is they can write a message.

4738
01:51:03,340 --> 01:51:04,520
On a fucking keyboard.

4739
01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:05,140
On a.

4740
01:51:05,140 --> 01:51:05,920
On a screen.

4741
01:51:05,920 --> 01:51:06,760
On a phone.

4742
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:09,300
That's what they can do.

4743
01:51:09,860 --> 01:51:09,980
But.

4744
01:51:10,220 --> 01:51:11,060
The rest of it.

4745
01:51:11,260 --> 01:51:11,480
Is.

4746
01:51:13,060 --> 01:51:14,020
Insane world.

4747
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:14,900
Going on.

4748
01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:15,700
And.

4749
01:51:15,820 --> 01:51:16,880
You would really be worried.

4750
01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:17,440
For the people.

4751
01:51:17,580 --> 01:51:18,320
Who are involved.

4752
01:51:18,460 --> 01:51:18,600
In.

4753
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:19,580
In the close.

4754
01:51:20,260 --> 01:51:20,620
Minutia.

4755
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:21,380
Day to day.

4756
01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:22,900
Wings on.

4757
01:51:22,900 --> 01:51:24,280
Of this person's life.

4758
01:51:24,720 --> 01:51:25,200
Because.

4759
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:26,100
I'd say.

4760
01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:27,260
You'd be on tender hooks.

4761
01:51:28,500 --> 01:51:30,000
Ready for the next bollocking.

4762
01:51:31,140 --> 01:51:32,540
Warnings about the backlights.

4763
01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:33,340
And front lights.

4764
01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:33,880
Random.

4765
01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:35,100
Sunroof grunts.

4766
01:51:35,440 --> 01:51:36,780
Did you not get in the fucking

4767
01:51:36,780 --> 01:51:37,220
car.

4768
01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:38,620
When you were buying it.

4769
01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:40,080
Get in the car.

4770
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,220
And sit in the fucking thing.

4771
01:51:41,260 --> 01:51:42,160
And turn the engine on.

4772
01:51:44,460 --> 01:51:45,940
Glue on the front dash.

4773
01:51:46,020 --> 01:51:46,780
Where some gadget.

4774
01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:47,840
Apparently used to be.

4775
01:51:48,100 --> 01:51:49,340
And so many more.

4776
01:51:49,620 --> 01:51:51,020
Jerry rigged issues.

4777
01:51:51,940 --> 01:51:52,880
Jerry rigged.

4778
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:55,140
Jerry is involved in this.

4779
01:51:57,300 --> 01:51:58,700
Whoever Jerry is.

4780
01:51:59,400 --> 01:51:59,900
Jerry.

4781
01:52:00,140 --> 01:52:01,840
Didn't even buy the car.

4782
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:03,400
At auto group.

4783
01:52:03,940 --> 01:52:06,180
At car cloud auto group.

4784
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:07,480
It was bought.

4785
01:52:07,480 --> 01:52:08,780
It was bought by a man.

4786
01:52:08,780 --> 01:52:10,160
Named Crystal Rhee.

4787
01:52:11,480 --> 01:52:12,500
And they're in little.

4788
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:13,280
At the moment.

4789
01:52:14,320 --> 01:52:15,640
For filth crimes.

4790
01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:18,480
I have other cars.

4791
01:52:18,960 --> 01:52:19,820
Do you know what I mean?

4792
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:20,940
This is someone who has.

4793
01:52:21,140 --> 01:52:22,720
Multiple fucking cars.

4794
01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:25,500
This is someone who has.

4795
01:52:25,900 --> 01:52:27,660
Multiple cars.

4796
01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:29,180
Have you even heard of this?

4797
01:52:30,580 --> 01:52:31,040
So.

4798
01:52:31,220 --> 01:52:31,500
And they're.

4799
01:52:31,540 --> 01:52:32,380
And they're writing about

4800
01:52:32,380 --> 01:52:32,900
something.

4801
01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:33,720
Online.

4802
01:52:33,980 --> 01:52:35,400
And writing paragraphs about it.

4803
01:52:35,420 --> 01:52:36,520
Just bring the fucking thing

4804
01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:36,880
back.

4805
01:52:37,260 --> 01:52:38,600
If you have enough proof.

4806
01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:39,260
Bring it back.

4807
01:52:39,740 --> 01:52:41,480
So don't drive this one much.

4808
01:52:41,580 --> 01:52:42,860
Except to make sure.

4809
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:44,500
They sold me a decent car.

4810
01:52:45,020 --> 01:52:46,040
They have not responded.

4811
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,220
On any of these issues.

4812
01:52:47,340 --> 01:52:48,500
I wonder why Crystal.

4813
01:52:48,840 --> 01:52:49,970
Seems like you're a fucking

4814
01:52:49,970 --> 01:52:50,520
human.

4815
01:52:50,740 --> 01:52:51,160
Bomb.

4816
01:52:51,900 --> 01:52:52,340
So I.

4817
01:52:52,480 --> 01:52:53,240
I believe.

4818
01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:54,860
They are a scammer company.

4819
01:52:54,860 --> 01:52:56,180
That needs to be avoided.

4820
01:52:56,540 --> 01:52:58,020
If anyone has.

4821
01:52:58,520 --> 01:52:59,040
Advice.

4822
01:52:59,160 --> 01:53:00,880
On who is a good attorney.

4823
01:53:00,880 --> 01:53:01,740
To deal with.

4824
01:53:02,200 --> 01:53:02,740
Ha ha.

4825
01:53:03,180 --> 01:53:03,900
V.A.

4826
01:53:04,020 --> 01:53:04,620
Lemons.

4827
01:53:05,000 --> 01:53:05,960
Please advise.

4828
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:07,000
What the fuck.

4829
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:07,640
Does that mean?

4830
01:53:09,700 --> 01:53:10,340
V.A.

4831
01:53:10,400 --> 01:53:10,880
Lemons.

4832
01:53:11,040 --> 01:53:12,680
Is that the name of an attorney?

4833
01:53:12,920 --> 01:53:13,160
Like.

4834
01:53:13,600 --> 01:53:14,340
One of these.

4835
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:15,280
Celebrity.

4836
01:53:15,460 --> 01:53:16,560
Car based attorneys.

4837
01:53:16,560 --> 01:53:17,200
In the states.

4838
01:53:17,280 --> 01:53:17,960
That has adverts.

4839
01:53:18,080 --> 01:53:18,540
Like fucking.

4840
01:53:18,640 --> 01:53:19,140
Better call.

4841
01:53:19,260 --> 01:53:19,420
So.

4842
01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:21,100
You have.

4843
01:53:21,800 --> 01:53:22,860
An auto problem.

4844
01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:23,480
Call.

4845
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:24,000
V.A.

4846
01:53:24,060 --> 01:53:24,600
Lemons.

4847
01:53:24,720 --> 01:53:24,940
On.

4848
01:53:25,140 --> 01:53:25,380
Five.

4849
01:53:25,460 --> 01:53:25,700
Five.

4850
01:53:25,700 --> 01:53:26,140
Five.

4851
01:53:27,140 --> 01:53:27,660
Lemons.

4852
01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:29,000
Because remember.

4853
01:53:29,260 --> 01:53:30,580
When life gives you lemons.

4854
01:53:31,020 --> 01:53:31,900
Call V.A.

4855
01:53:33,460 --> 01:53:34,460
Vermont state.

4856
01:53:34,580 --> 01:53:34,840
Okay.

4857
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:36,170
So I thought we were in fucking

4858
01:53:36,170 --> 01:53:36,800
New Jersey.

4859
01:53:36,940 --> 01:53:37,080
No.

4860
01:53:37,700 --> 01:53:38,900
Why is this V.

4861
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:39,400
Vermont.

4862
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:40,800
Is that nearby?

4863
01:53:41,100 --> 01:53:41,360
Would you.

4864
01:53:41,580 --> 01:53:41,920
Would you.

4865
01:53:42,120 --> 01:53:43,780
Would she go to fucking Vermont.

4866
01:53:45,160 --> 01:53:45,940
Which is.

4867
01:53:46,140 --> 01:53:46,880
Further up the.

4868
01:53:47,080 --> 01:53:47,780
The map.

4869
01:53:47,860 --> 01:53:47,980
No.

4870
01:53:51,840 --> 01:53:52,920
Who fucking knows.

4871
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:55,080
Virginia.

4872
01:53:55,460 --> 01:53:55,780
Okay.

4873
01:53:56,260 --> 01:53:56,480
Yeah.

4874
01:53:57,440 --> 01:53:58,180
That's close.

4875
01:53:58,220 --> 01:53:58,560
Isn't it?

4876
01:53:58,620 --> 01:53:59,720
Virginia is close.

4877
01:53:59,840 --> 01:54:01,160
It's all very close there.

4878
01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:03,680
Nobody answers.

4879
01:54:04,480 --> 01:54:05,460
Crystal's calls.

4880
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:07,120
And that's fine with me.

4881
01:54:07,640 --> 01:54:08,620
That's fine with me.

4882
01:54:09,940 --> 01:54:10,420
Sakura.

4883
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:11,580
Japanese steak.

4884
01:54:11,660 --> 01:54:12,640
And seafood house.

4885
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:13,360
Three.

4886
01:54:13,500 --> 01:54:14,460
Out of five.

4887
01:54:15,020 --> 01:54:15,990
What was the fucking problem

4888
01:54:15,990 --> 01:54:16,460
here?

4889
01:54:17,240 --> 01:54:17,880
Dine in.

4890
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:19,520
There's no mention.

4891
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:20,340
There's no mention.

4892
01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:21,280
Just three out of five.

4893
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,080
Brandywine auto parts.

4894
01:54:25,800 --> 01:54:27,140
I don't think this is.

4895
01:54:27,260 --> 01:54:27,580
Lady.

4896
01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:31,280
I think maybe.

4897
01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:33,900
They've gone for a lady picture.

4898
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:35,960
And a lady name.

4899
01:54:39,180 --> 01:54:39,960
In order.

4900
01:54:40,380 --> 01:54:40,700
To.

4901
01:54:40,860 --> 01:54:42,360
To curry favor with the.

4902
01:54:42,420 --> 01:54:43,340
The business owners.

4903
01:54:43,680 --> 01:54:44,140
When they're.

4904
01:54:44,300 --> 01:54:45,360
They're doing their complaining.

4905
01:54:45,360 --> 01:54:47,540
I think maybe.

4906
01:54:48,220 --> 01:54:49,510
Ladies might have a little bit

4907
01:54:49,510 --> 01:54:51,060
more gas in the tank.

4908
01:54:51,560 --> 01:54:52,560
When it comes to.

4909
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:52,580
When it comes to.

4910
01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:55,080
Seeking justice for vendettas.

4911
01:54:58,520 --> 01:55:00,440
Especially in an online forum.

4912
01:55:00,440 --> 01:55:01,770
Where you're writing messages

4913
01:55:01,770 --> 01:55:02,760
and shit like that.

4914
01:55:02,840 --> 01:55:03,020
You know.

4915
01:55:03,140 --> 01:55:03,580
Messages.

4916
01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:05,720
Long.

4917
01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:06,440
Endless.

4918
01:55:06,440 --> 01:55:06,880
Fucking.

4919
01:55:06,880 --> 01:55:06,960
Fucking.

4920
01:55:07,320 --> 01:55:08,340
Argument threads.

4921
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:10,500
Vladimir lemons.

4922
01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:11,640
Thank you very much there.

4923
01:55:12,080 --> 01:55:12,600
For the tip.

4924
01:55:14,720 --> 01:55:15,920
Charles County Plaza.

4925
01:55:16,140 --> 01:55:17,400
Hard to get into and out.

4926
01:55:17,460 --> 01:55:18,980
Since the parking is a maze.

4927
01:55:19,980 --> 01:55:20,360
Baby.

4928
01:55:20,540 --> 01:55:22,920
I'm amazed by you.

4929
01:55:23,640 --> 01:55:24,720
Thank you very much.

4930
01:55:25,280 --> 01:55:26,640
Miss Lara Croft.

4931
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:28,720
Thank you very much.

4932
01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:30,300
Ryan McDire.

4933
01:55:31,500 --> 01:55:32,800
Crystal Maze.

4934
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:34,760
Charles.

4935
01:55:34,920 --> 01:55:35,400
County.

4936
01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:36,080
Plaza.

4937
01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:36,940
Shopping center.

4938
01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:38,240
Crystal thought this was.

4939
01:55:38,380 --> 01:55:40,140
This place was a fucking maze.

4940
01:55:41,140 --> 01:55:42,260
Bath and body works.

4941
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:42,680
But a lot.

4942
01:55:42,780 --> 01:55:43,560
Some of the places.

4943
01:55:44,700 --> 01:55:45,480
Are fucking.

4944
01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:46,680
Womeny places.

4945
01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:47,140
Aren't they?

4946
01:55:47,220 --> 01:55:47,960
Womeny snickers.

4947
01:55:48,580 --> 01:55:50,100
So I don't think it's a fella.

4948
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:51,780
But it's a woman.

4949
01:55:51,780 --> 01:55:52,900
Who's heavily invested.

4950
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:54,280
Has multiple cars.

4951
01:55:54,480 --> 01:55:54,760
And is.

4952
01:55:55,180 --> 01:55:56,160
Getting car parts.

4953
01:55:56,160 --> 01:55:56,560
As well.

4954
01:55:56,640 --> 01:55:57,840
Usually the preserve of.

4955
01:55:58,320 --> 01:55:58,460
You know.

4956
01:55:58,540 --> 01:55:58,960
Grease.

4957
01:55:59,460 --> 01:55:59,860
Monkeys.

4958
01:56:00,100 --> 01:56:00,500
Fellas.

4959
01:56:00,740 --> 01:56:01,500
In overalls.

4960
01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:02,120
And stuff like that.

4961
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:03,400
Saying ladies can't do it.

4962
01:56:03,480 --> 01:56:04,200
It's not like that.

4963
01:56:04,260 --> 01:56:05,040
I'm not saying that.

4964
01:56:05,520 --> 01:56:06,440
But I'm just trying to.

4965
01:56:06,860 --> 01:56:07,160
Guess.

4966
01:56:07,460 --> 01:56:07,940
The fucking.

4967
01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:08,840
Profile here.

4968
01:56:08,920 --> 01:56:09,240
This is like.

4969
01:56:09,360 --> 01:56:10,040
Where the FBI.

4970
01:56:10,760 --> 01:56:11,540
Were looking at.

4971
01:56:11,660 --> 01:56:12,200
A profile.

4972
01:56:12,320 --> 01:56:13,540
Not of a serial killer.

4973
01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:15,160
But of a serial.

4974
01:56:15,860 --> 01:56:16,340
Sourpuss.

4975
01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:18,080
Who likes to spew.

4976
01:56:18,460 --> 01:56:18,780
Wretched.

4977
01:56:19,380 --> 01:56:20,140
Type filth.

4978
01:56:20,380 --> 01:56:21,280
All over the internet.

4979
01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:22,460
When they don't get a good deal.

4980
01:56:24,140 --> 01:56:25,560
Bath and body works.

4981
01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:26,560
Walmart.

4982
01:56:27,980 --> 01:56:28,420
McDonald's.

4983
01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:29,400
How depressing man.

4984
01:56:29,480 --> 01:56:30,540
You're actually reviewing

4985
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:31,200
McDonald's.

4986
01:56:32,000 --> 01:56:32,480
Devil's.

4987
01:56:32,780 --> 01:56:33,800
Davis nails.

4988
01:56:34,060 --> 01:56:34,360
Okay.

4989
01:56:34,480 --> 01:56:35,860
So we think it's a woman.

4990
01:56:36,180 --> 01:56:37,480
We think this is a woman.

4991
01:56:38,400 --> 01:56:39,460
Two out of five.

4992
01:56:40,960 --> 01:56:42,020
Aldi.

4993
01:56:42,260 --> 01:56:43,520
Filthiest place in Waldorf.

4994
01:56:43,520 --> 01:56:43,940
A piece of meat.

4995
01:56:44,100 --> 01:56:45,540
This is the classic Aldi.

4996
01:56:45,620 --> 01:56:46,360
I'm still.

4997
01:56:47,360 --> 01:56:48,800
Enjoying this Aldi.

4998
01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:51,420
What would you call it?

4999
01:56:51,480 --> 01:56:51,820
Fucking.

5000
01:56:52,480 --> 01:56:53,080
Diatribe.

5001
01:56:53,200 --> 01:56:53,760
Vendetta.

5002
01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:55,700
Eating my.

5003
01:56:56,840 --> 01:56:57,280
Cheese.

5004
01:56:57,620 --> 01:56:58,140
Sandwich.

5005
01:56:59,300 --> 01:57:00,500
Taking a sip of lovely.

5006
01:57:01,500 --> 01:57:02,020
Rakshandi.

5007
01:57:06,120 --> 01:57:07,820
It really is new entertainment.

5008
01:57:10,260 --> 01:57:11,390
They're providing entertainment

5009
01:57:11,390 --> 01:57:12,400
for us.

5010
01:57:12,760 --> 01:57:13,760
Via the medium.

5011
01:57:14,160 --> 01:57:15,100
Of complaints.

5012
01:57:17,100 --> 01:57:17,540
Lorenzo.

5013
01:57:17,800 --> 01:57:18,840
Di Medici.

5014
01:57:19,100 --> 01:57:20,240
How are you?

5015
01:57:20,500 --> 01:57:21,480
Thank you very much there.

5016
01:57:21,600 --> 01:57:21,940
For the.

5017
01:57:22,040 --> 01:57:22,720
For the tip.

5018
01:57:22,820 --> 01:57:23,200
Lemons.

5019
01:57:23,340 --> 01:57:23,920
In US.

5020
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:24,700
Slang.

5021
01:57:24,820 --> 01:57:25,580
Is the US slang.

5022
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,320
For bangers.

5023
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:28,640
Banger cars.

5024
01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:29,040
Okay.

5025
01:57:30,100 --> 01:57:30,920
Maybe we have that over here as

5026
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:31,480
well.

5027
01:57:31,580 --> 01:57:32,240
I don't know.

5028
01:57:32,320 --> 01:57:32,880
How beautiful.

5029
01:57:33,780 --> 01:57:34,880
The red lobster.

5030
01:57:35,040 --> 01:57:35,860
Ladies and gentlemen.

5031
01:57:36,360 --> 01:57:37,720
One out of five.

5032
01:57:38,520 --> 01:57:40,020
I bet you it's pricey.

5033
01:57:40,100 --> 01:57:40,840
Because it's lobster.

5034
01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:41,300
Isn't it?

5035
01:57:42,460 --> 01:57:43,380
One out of five.

5036
01:57:43,380 --> 01:57:44,720
Nothing said though.

5037
01:57:45,020 --> 01:57:46,000
But a great response from the

5038
01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:46,460
owner.

5039
01:57:46,980 --> 01:57:48,020
Tell him to come back.

5040
01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,320
On a private message.

5041
01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:53,800
I feel so sorry for business

5042
01:57:53,800 --> 01:57:54,480
owners.

5043
01:57:55,220 --> 01:57:55,660
Nowadays.

5044
01:57:56,180 --> 01:57:57,320
And this is what they have to

5045
01:57:57,320 --> 01:57:58,160
deal with.

5046
01:57:58,840 --> 01:58:00,040
The double-edged sword.

5047
01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:01,040
Of brand.

5048
01:58:02,080 --> 01:58:03,380
And shop visibility.

5049
01:58:03,540 --> 01:58:04,060
And awareness.

5050
01:58:04,280 --> 01:58:05,520
By being listed on Google.

5051
01:58:05,980 --> 01:58:07,340
But then the floodgates.

5052
01:58:07,860 --> 01:58:08,660
To a vast.

5053
01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:09,980
Endless army.

5054
01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:11,040
Of knobheads.

5055
01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:13,800
Who will not let you rest.

5056
01:58:14,380 --> 01:58:15,800
And now more of your time.

5057
01:58:15,940 --> 01:58:17,020
Will have to be divided.

5058
01:58:17,240 --> 01:58:18,780
Between doing the actual work.

5059
01:58:19,320 --> 01:58:21,460
And then satiating.

5060
01:58:21,740 --> 01:58:23,000
The seemingly.

5061
01:58:24,160 --> 01:58:25,380
Unending desires.

5062
01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:27,960
Of wretched individuals.

5063
01:58:27,960 --> 01:58:29,880
With more time on their hands.

5064
01:58:29,980 --> 01:58:30,720
As necessary.

5065
01:58:31,420 --> 01:58:32,430
And having to converse with

5066
01:58:32,430 --> 01:58:32,980
them.

5067
01:58:33,880 --> 01:58:34,580
And pretend.

5068
01:58:35,060 --> 01:58:35,820
At the time.

5069
01:58:35,940 --> 01:58:37,520
Like you want to do it as well.

5070
01:58:38,400 --> 01:58:39,100
Couldn't imagine.

5071
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,380
Anything worse.

5072
01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:41,550
There's real hard-working

5073
01:58:41,550 --> 01:58:41,960
people.

5074
01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:43,090
Who don't deserve to have to

5075
01:58:43,090 --> 01:58:43,840
deal with this.

5076
01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:44,380
So I mean.

5077
01:58:44,500 --> 01:58:44,860
Then what?

5078
01:58:44,940 --> 01:58:45,760
They're going to have to hire.

5079
01:58:45,860 --> 01:58:46,620
And spend more money.

5080
01:58:46,960 --> 01:58:48,020
They've already got a struggle

5081
01:58:48,020 --> 01:58:48,600
going on.

5082
01:58:48,680 --> 01:58:48,820
Yeah.

5083
01:58:49,220 --> 01:58:50,480
Fucking prices of property.

5084
01:58:50,700 --> 01:58:51,960
And spaces alone.

5085
01:58:52,100 --> 01:58:52,280
It's.

5086
01:58:52,380 --> 01:58:53,400
It's through the roof.

5087
01:58:53,540 --> 01:58:54,380
And now you've got.

5088
01:58:54,500 --> 01:58:56,000
An army of people.

5089
01:58:56,000 --> 01:58:57,040
Who will be listed.

5090
01:58:57,180 --> 01:58:57,740
Underneath.

5091
01:58:57,840 --> 01:58:58,400
You're listening.

5092
01:58:58,820 --> 01:58:59,480
You're listening.

5093
01:59:00,040 --> 01:59:00,440
Listening.

5094
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:01,200
List.

5095
01:59:01,380 --> 01:59:01,880
Listing.

5096
01:59:02,260 --> 01:59:03,400
And then people are going to

5097
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:03,820
see.

5098
01:59:03,920 --> 01:59:04,580
The fucking thing.

5099
01:59:04,780 --> 01:59:05,060
Tom.

5100
01:59:06,060 --> 01:59:06,540
You having a bit of trouble

5101
01:59:06,540 --> 01:59:07,120
there.

5102
01:59:07,160 --> 01:59:07,780
With your words.

5103
01:59:08,340 --> 01:59:09,460
I have a bit indeed.

5104
01:59:09,600 --> 01:59:09,680
Yeah.

5105
01:59:09,820 --> 01:59:10,780
Between listening.

5106
01:59:10,900 --> 01:59:11,320
And listening.

5107
01:59:11,640 --> 01:59:11,700
And.

5108
01:59:12,380 --> 01:59:12,580
Yeah.

5109
01:59:12,620 --> 01:59:13,440
You still couldn't say it

5110
01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:14,180
properly there.

5111
01:59:15,060 --> 01:59:15,500
Listing.

5112
01:59:16,940 --> 01:59:17,760
Not too bad.

5113
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:18,580
But I.

5114
01:59:18,680 --> 01:59:19,220
I'd be.

5115
01:59:19,300 --> 01:59:20,340
That's why I'd be against.

5116
01:59:21,260 --> 01:59:21,960
Any of this.

5117
01:59:22,960 --> 01:59:23,360
Newfangled.

5118
01:59:24,000 --> 01:59:24,760
Modern day.

5119
01:59:24,900 --> 01:59:25,560
Latter day.

5120
01:59:26,080 --> 01:59:26,900
Google reviews.

5121
01:59:27,020 --> 01:59:27,520
Sort of stuff.

5122
01:59:27,660 --> 01:59:27,940
Because.

5123
01:59:28,540 --> 01:59:28,740
Yeah.

5124
01:59:28,740 --> 01:59:29,900
They're giving you a leg up.

5125
01:59:29,960 --> 01:59:30,840
But at what cost.

5126
01:59:31,540 --> 01:59:32,380
It opens it up.

5127
01:59:32,740 --> 01:59:32,980
And.

5128
01:59:34,120 --> 01:59:34,520
Maybe.

5129
01:59:34,620 --> 01:59:35,340
Maybe AI.

5130
01:59:36,620 --> 01:59:37,540
Will help people.

5131
01:59:37,660 --> 01:59:38,360
In this scenario.

5132
01:59:38,500 --> 01:59:38,660
You know.

5133
01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:39,520
I don't really like.

5134
01:59:39,520 --> 01:59:40,520
The way AI is going.

5135
01:59:40,740 --> 01:59:40,760
But.

5136
01:59:41,420 --> 01:59:42,500
For a scenario like this.

5137
01:59:42,620 --> 01:59:43,680
It would be brilliant to have.

5138
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:44,280
To deal with.

5139
01:59:44,640 --> 01:59:45,380
Some of the lemons.

5140
01:59:47,420 --> 01:59:48,740
Some of the lemons is right.

5141
01:59:49,600 --> 01:59:50,740
In a way though then.

5142
01:59:50,920 --> 01:59:52,140
If you are a shit biz.

5143
01:59:52,920 --> 01:59:54,000
And you've gone all out.

5144
01:59:54,040 --> 01:59:54,940
And listed on Google.

5145
01:59:55,620 --> 01:59:56,720
Then you probably need to be

5146
01:59:56,720 --> 01:59:57,400
aware.

5147
01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:58,260
That this is going to happen.

5148
01:59:58,340 --> 01:59:58,440
But.

5149
01:59:58,900 --> 02:00:00,500
You get some real wing nuts.

5150
02:00:00,580 --> 02:00:00,940
Don't you.

5151
02:00:01,960 --> 02:00:03,640
All it takes is one day.

5152
02:00:03,740 --> 02:00:04,980
Where one member of staff.

5153
02:00:05,500 --> 02:00:05,760
Or.

5154
02:00:05,960 --> 02:00:06,360
One.

5155
02:00:06,480 --> 02:00:08,140
One thing has been out of place.

5156
02:00:09,480 --> 02:00:11,500
And if the baseline experience.

5157
02:00:11,740 --> 02:00:12,540
Hasn't been enough.

5158
02:00:13,100 --> 02:00:13,880
Then you're fucked.

5159
02:00:14,480 --> 02:00:15,540
And as we can see.

5160
02:00:15,720 --> 02:00:16,960
People who even have had a

5161
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:17,560
great.

5162
02:00:17,820 --> 02:00:18,880
Customer experience.

5163
02:00:18,880 --> 02:00:19,720
With the business.

5164
02:00:19,720 --> 02:00:21,500
The service they provided.

5165
02:00:21,820 --> 02:00:22,820
Was above board.

5166
02:00:23,240 --> 02:00:24,440
And more than that.

5167
02:00:24,540 --> 02:00:24,920
Possibly.

5168
02:00:25,360 --> 02:00:26,540
Still feel the need.

5169
02:00:26,880 --> 02:00:27,840
To chip in with their.

5170
02:00:28,120 --> 02:00:28,880
Two cents.

5171
02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:30,460
Regarding what could be done

5172
02:00:30,460 --> 02:00:31,180
differently.

5173
02:00:31,520 --> 02:00:32,260
Look it's America.

5174
02:00:32,380 --> 02:00:33,540
But I've seen this shit happen.

5175
02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:34,660
It happens here as well.

5176
02:00:35,340 --> 02:00:35,780
You know obviously.

5177
02:00:35,900 --> 02:00:36,800
They take service.

5178
02:00:37,160 --> 02:00:37,360
And.

5179
02:00:38,060 --> 02:00:39,040
Consumer behavior.

5180
02:00:39,260 --> 02:00:39,560
It's all.

5181
02:00:39,680 --> 02:00:39,900
It's a.

5182
02:00:40,020 --> 02:00:40,740
It's an important.

5183
02:00:41,760 --> 02:00:42,200
Business.

5184
02:00:42,300 --> 02:00:42,840
A way of life.

5185
02:00:42,920 --> 02:00:43,920
They made the fucking way of

5186
02:00:43,920 --> 02:00:44,280
life.

5187
02:00:44,380 --> 02:00:44,600
That's.

5188
02:00:44,660 --> 02:00:45,360
They created it.

5189
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:45,800
So I mean.

5190
02:00:45,800 --> 02:00:46,780
You can imagine.

5191
02:00:47,040 --> 02:00:48,160
That's the way it is over here.

5192
02:00:49,340 --> 02:00:51,380
A brand new crab spot.

5193
02:00:51,900 --> 02:00:52,940
Diamond crab.

5194
02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:54,120
And it's.

5195
02:00:54,260 --> 02:00:54,560
Everything.

5196
02:00:54,860 --> 02:00:56,120
Is fucking brilliant here.

5197
02:00:56,200 --> 02:00:57,500
I'll definitely be back.

5198
02:00:57,660 --> 02:00:58,620
And it seems like.

5199
02:00:58,820 --> 02:00:59,060
Brilliant.

5200
02:01:00,020 --> 02:01:01,100
Is the main.

5201
02:01:01,220 --> 02:01:02,440
Byword for this review.

5202
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:04,160
They're a brand new crab spot.

5203
02:01:04,540 --> 02:01:05,500
I've only been open for seven

5204
02:01:05,500 --> 02:01:05,920
days.

5205
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:06,660
I went earlier.

5206
02:01:07,180 --> 02:01:07,540
I'm.

5207
02:01:07,740 --> 02:01:09,240
I'm going light on them.

5208
02:01:09,320 --> 02:01:09,840
Reservice.

5209
02:01:10,540 --> 02:01:12,240
They were truly short.

5210
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:13,520
Diamond.

5211
02:01:14,700 --> 02:01:15,620
Fucking hell.

5212
02:01:16,760 --> 02:01:17,040
Diamond.

5213
02:01:17,200 --> 02:01:18,320
Is her name Diamond again?

5214
02:01:18,660 --> 02:01:19,220
It's Crystal.

5215
02:01:20,100 --> 02:01:21,040
Getting mixed up here.

5216
02:01:21,420 --> 02:01:24,040
So I'm going light on them.

5217
02:01:24,040 --> 02:01:25,160
Regarding service.

5218
02:01:25,160 --> 02:01:27,960
They were truly short staffed.

5219
02:01:27,960 --> 02:01:28,720
And unprepared.

5220
02:01:28,900 --> 02:01:30,040
For the number of customers.

5221
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:31,300
That showed up that day.

5222
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:32,920
That being said.

5223
02:01:33,220 --> 02:01:34,840
The food was outstanding.

5224
02:01:35,340 --> 02:01:36,120
Everything I do.

5225
02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:36,720
And I mean.

5226
02:01:36,820 --> 02:01:37,420
Everything.

5227
02:01:37,940 --> 02:01:38,740
That we ordered.

5228
02:01:38,740 --> 02:01:39,400
Was delicious.

5229
02:01:39,880 --> 02:01:41,820
We had crab legs.

5230
02:01:42,100 --> 02:01:43,780
We had jumbo shrimp.

5231
02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:44,880
Mussels.

5232
02:01:45,240 --> 02:01:46,980
Fried crab balls.

5233
02:01:47,380 --> 02:01:48,540
Corn on the cob.

5234
02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:49,660
Broccoli.

5235
02:01:50,140 --> 02:01:51,180
Potatoes.

5236
02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:52,460
Boiled eggs.

5237
02:01:53,140 --> 02:01:54,460
Fucking stinker there.

5238
02:01:54,520 --> 02:01:54,880
Gaff.

5239
02:01:55,080 --> 02:01:55,620
After that.

5240
02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:56,440
Fried.

5241
02:01:56,800 --> 02:01:57,760
French fries.

5242
02:01:58,240 --> 02:01:59,820
Sweet potato fries.

5243
02:02:00,300 --> 02:02:01,340
Fried oysters.

5244
02:02:01,940 --> 02:02:03,940
And lord knows what else.

5245
02:02:04,500 --> 02:02:06,080
Everybody left stuffed.

5246
02:02:06,580 --> 02:02:07,380
And pleased.

5247
02:02:08,780 --> 02:02:10,280
Such absolute.

5248
02:02:10,880 --> 02:02:11,460
Fucking.

5249
02:02:14,240 --> 02:02:14,740
Just.

5250
02:02:18,480 --> 02:02:19,980
Food was good.

5251
02:02:20,520 --> 02:02:22,200
Service not good.

5252
02:02:22,620 --> 02:02:23,960
But I'll go light.

5253
02:02:24,200 --> 02:02:25,360
Food amazing.

5254
02:02:25,360 --> 02:02:26,900
More food please.

5255
02:02:28,900 --> 02:02:30,040
Crab balls.

5256
02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:31,860
French fries.

5257
02:02:32,060 --> 02:02:32,820
Broccoli.

5258
02:02:32,980 --> 02:02:34,140
Sweet potato fries.

5259
02:02:34,800 --> 02:02:37,120
More fries than you can handle.

5260
02:02:37,120 --> 02:02:39,340
And then.

5261
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:40,460
Spewing their.

5262
02:02:40,780 --> 02:02:41,260
Vile.

5263
02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:42,080
Putrid.

5264
02:02:42,300 --> 02:02:42,980
Thoughts.

5265
02:02:43,380 --> 02:02:44,380
Onto the internet.

5266
02:02:45,160 --> 02:02:45,620
Via.

5267
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:46,480
A fucking.

5268
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:48,520
Cheap.

5269
02:02:48,720 --> 02:02:49,240
Smartphone.

5270
02:02:49,320 --> 02:02:49,680
Probably.

5271
02:02:49,900 --> 02:02:50,180
Made.

5272
02:02:50,320 --> 02:02:50,960
In China.

5273
02:02:51,960 --> 02:02:53,240
Nothing against the Chinese.

5274
02:02:53,360 --> 02:02:54,290
I'm just trying to break it

5275
02:02:54,290 --> 02:02:54,640
down.

5276
02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:55,760
So we can viscerally.

5277
02:02:55,920 --> 02:02:57,000
Try and imagine.

5278
02:02:57,140 --> 02:02:57,960
What was going on here.

5279
02:02:58,040 --> 02:02:58,760
Their fingers.

5280
02:02:58,980 --> 02:02:59,900
Still greasy.

5281
02:03:00,480 --> 02:03:01,220
From all.

5282
02:03:01,380 --> 02:03:02,160
The fries.

5283
02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:02,740
Grease.

5284
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:03,780
And egg.

5285
02:03:04,080 --> 02:03:04,880
And fish.

5286
02:03:06,220 --> 02:03:07,940
They were hoping for something.

5287
02:03:07,940 --> 02:03:09,120
That they could get.

5288
02:03:09,320 --> 02:03:10,200
Off the next.

5289
02:03:11,440 --> 02:03:11,880
Visit.

5290
02:03:12,940 --> 02:03:14,300
We had 16 to 20.

5291
02:03:14,400 --> 02:03:15,040
In our party.

5292
02:03:15,180 --> 02:03:16,400
So this is a big.

5293
02:03:16,520 --> 02:03:17,040
Big.

5294
02:03:17,580 --> 02:03:18,060
Socialite.

5295
02:03:18,580 --> 02:03:19,440
Three or four people.

5296
02:03:19,440 --> 02:03:20,530
People were not allowed to

5297
02:03:20,530 --> 02:03:20,940
order.

5298
02:03:21,140 --> 02:03:21,540
And had to.

5299
02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:22,380
Not eat.

5300
02:03:22,620 --> 02:03:23,720
To avoid being charged.

5301
02:03:24,060 --> 02:03:24,860
The 40 quid.

5302
02:03:25,360 --> 02:03:26,080
Aside from that.

5303
02:03:26,440 --> 02:03:27,800
And judging on the food only.

5304
02:03:28,080 --> 02:03:29,400
The place is highly recommended.

5305
02:03:29,540 --> 02:03:30,100
The staff.

5306
02:03:30,380 --> 02:03:31,280
Extremely welcoming.

5307
02:03:31,420 --> 02:03:31,640
And pleasant.

5308
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:32,000
Hmm.

5309
02:03:32,300 --> 02:03:32,740
Strange.

5310
02:03:32,860 --> 02:03:34,080
You say that.

5311
02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:35,350
After you fucking had to go at

5312
02:03:35,350 --> 02:03:35,880
the top.

5313
02:03:36,380 --> 02:03:37,140
Going light on them.

5314
02:03:37,200 --> 02:03:37,580
Reservice.

5315
02:03:37,680 --> 02:03:38,320
They were truly short.

5316
02:03:38,380 --> 02:03:38,660
Okay.

5317
02:03:39,460 --> 02:03:40,460
Short staffed.

5318
02:03:41,040 --> 02:03:42,280
Nothing personal there.

5319
02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:43,560
One of the people at our table.

5320
02:03:43,560 --> 02:03:44,940
Was a complainer type.

5321
02:03:45,220 --> 02:03:47,060
I wonder who the fuck that was.

5322
02:03:47,840 --> 02:03:48,140
Uh.

5323
02:03:48,440 --> 02:03:48,840
Crystal.

5324
02:03:49,500 --> 02:03:50,980
I wonder who that was.

5325
02:03:51,280 --> 02:03:51,840
You're not the.

5326
02:03:51,940 --> 02:03:53,240
That's definitely not you.

5327
02:03:53,920 --> 02:03:54,240
Uh.

5328
02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:54,640
One of.

5329
02:03:54,780 --> 02:03:55,700
One of the people at our table.

5330
02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:56,460
Was a complainer type.

5331
02:03:56,540 --> 02:03:57,220
But in the end.

5332
02:03:57,500 --> 02:03:58,360
She came around.

5333
02:03:58,560 --> 02:03:59,600
And said it was good.

5334
02:03:59,860 --> 02:04:01,040
It was very good food.

5335
02:04:01,040 --> 02:04:02,460
And our experience was great.

5336
02:04:02,640 --> 02:04:03,840
That's just you Crystal.

5337
02:04:04,420 --> 02:04:05,880
You're just patting yourself.

5338
02:04:05,880 --> 02:04:06,960
On the fucking back.

5339
02:04:07,080 --> 02:04:07,400
After.

5340
02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:08,840
Writing what you've done.

5341
02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:09,980
And the response.

5342
02:04:10,240 --> 02:04:10,660
Beautiful.

5343
02:04:10,820 --> 02:04:11,600
I love to see.

5344
02:04:12,060 --> 02:04:13,700
Three or four paragraphs.

5345
02:04:14,060 --> 02:04:14,740
From Crystal.

5346
02:04:15,140 --> 02:04:15,680
And then.

5347
02:04:16,100 --> 02:04:16,540
Fucking.

5348
02:04:16,700 --> 02:04:17,240
Bare minimum.

5349
02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:18,220
Two sentence.

5350
02:04:18,220 --> 02:04:19,000
From the owner.

5351
02:04:19,140 --> 02:04:19,800
Thanks so much.

5352
02:04:19,860 --> 02:04:20,500
For your great review.

5353
02:04:20,660 --> 02:04:21,880
You fucking mentler.

5354
02:04:22,220 --> 02:04:23,190
We've read the rest of your

5355
02:04:23,190 --> 02:04:23,800
reviews.

5356
02:04:24,200 --> 02:04:24,780
I don't.

5357
02:04:25,220 --> 02:04:25,620
Please.

5358
02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:27,400
Stay away from us.

5359
02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:29,040
Thank you so much.

5360
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:29,420
From your.

5361
02:04:29,520 --> 02:04:30,320
For your great review.

5362
02:04:30,320 --> 02:04:30,800
Crystal.

5363
02:04:31,140 --> 02:04:33,080
We look forward to serving you

5364
02:04:33,080 --> 02:04:33,740
again.

5365
02:04:33,740 --> 02:04:35,240
In the near future.

5366
02:04:37,640 --> 02:04:38,120
Um.

5367
02:04:39,660 --> 02:04:40,740
Back out of that.

5368
02:04:43,560 --> 02:04:45,020
I just love the names.

5369
02:04:45,080 --> 02:04:45,440
Some of the.

5370
02:04:45,640 --> 02:04:46,120
Jackson's.

5371
02:04:46,120 --> 02:04:47,200
Mighty fine food.

5372
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:48,280
And lucky lounge.

5373
02:04:55,000 --> 02:04:55,480
Business.

5374
02:04:55,980 --> 02:04:57,160
What would you call these.

5375
02:04:57,300 --> 02:04:57,700
She's.

5376
02:04:58,020 --> 02:04:58,460
Active.

5377
02:04:59,280 --> 02:04:59,860
This clim.

5378
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:01,120
Is active.

5379
02:05:02,120 --> 02:05:03,340
In the Philadelphia.

5380
02:05:03,760 --> 02:05:04,200
Maryland.

5381
02:05:05,140 --> 02:05:05,820
Virginia.

5382
02:05:07,120 --> 02:05:07,640
Eastern.

5383
02:05:07,860 --> 02:05:08,460
Seaboard.

5384
02:05:08,700 --> 02:05:09,140
Area.

5385
02:05:11,140 --> 02:05:12,720
You need an APB.

5386
02:05:12,840 --> 02:05:13,800
For Crystal Rhee.

5387
02:05:14,960 --> 02:05:15,620
Cause she.

5388
02:05:15,840 --> 02:05:16,620
Is gonna fucking.

5389
02:05:16,880 --> 02:05:17,600
Slash.

5390
02:05:17,780 --> 02:05:18,620
Your business.

5391
02:05:19,320 --> 02:05:20,240
Via the medium.

5392
02:05:20,480 --> 02:05:20,760
Of.

5393
02:05:21,380 --> 02:05:22,180
Reviews.

5394
02:05:22,660 --> 02:05:23,940
If you don't do.

5395
02:05:24,200 --> 02:05:24,940
What it is.

5396
02:05:25,900 --> 02:05:26,980
That she wants.

5397
02:05:27,140 --> 02:05:27,780
And needs doing.

5398
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:28,540
A bit pricey.

5399
02:05:28,580 --> 02:05:29,200
Customer service.

5400
02:05:29,280 --> 02:05:29,540
Excellent.

5401
02:05:29,620 --> 02:05:30,280
They used to offer.

5402
02:05:30,540 --> 02:05:30,900
Clients.

5403
02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:31,240
Water.

5404
02:05:31,340 --> 02:05:31,780
Used to give us.

5405
02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:32,060
Water.

5406
02:05:32,160 --> 02:05:32,320
Tea.

5407
02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:32,600
Juice.

5408
02:05:32,700 --> 02:05:32,940
Soda.

5409
02:05:33,060 --> 02:05:33,380
Wine.

5410
02:05:34,260 --> 02:05:35,260
Now you don't do that.

5411
02:05:36,080 --> 02:05:36,820
That made for a more.

5412
02:05:36,880 --> 02:05:37,920
Luxurious experience.

5413
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:39,300
She wants luxury.

5414
02:05:40,680 --> 02:05:41,780
They should bring that back.

5415
02:05:41,860 --> 02:05:41,980
Now.

5416
02:05:42,060 --> 02:05:42,400
COVID.

5417
02:05:43,060 --> 02:05:43,460
Restrictions.

5418
02:05:43,460 --> 02:05:44,140
Have been lifted.

5419
02:05:44,840 --> 02:05:45,320
Hi Crystal.

5420
02:05:45,460 --> 02:05:46,160
Thanks for your review.

5421
02:05:46,240 --> 02:05:46,700
And yes.

5422
02:05:46,840 --> 02:05:48,200
We still have those services.

5423
02:05:48,340 --> 02:05:49,220
Just ask next time.

5424
02:05:49,280 --> 02:05:49,380
Yeah.

5425
02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:50,560
Thanks so much.

5426
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:51,280
And have a wonderful night.

5427
02:05:51,340 --> 02:05:52,120
Crystal wants it.

5428
02:05:52,180 --> 02:05:52,840
Given to her.

5429
02:05:52,920 --> 02:05:54,480
She doesn't want to have to ask.

5430
02:05:54,860 --> 02:05:56,180
That's not part of the equation.

5431
02:05:57,880 --> 02:06:00,060
She wants to feel luxury.

5432
02:06:02,300 --> 02:06:03,240
Milk and honey.

5433
02:06:03,420 --> 02:06:05,080
Southern inspired kitchen.

5434
02:06:05,360 --> 02:06:06,540
Second time visiting.

5435
02:06:07,480 --> 02:06:08,980
First time was great.

5436
02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:10,680
Second time.

5437
02:06:10,680 --> 02:06:11,960
I had to wonder what happened.

5438
02:06:13,340 --> 02:06:14,720
Server was super great.

5439
02:06:14,820 --> 02:06:15,720
Knowledgeable and friendly.

5440
02:06:15,820 --> 02:06:17,420
But the food and menu set up.

5441
02:06:17,540 --> 02:06:18,360
Was underwhelming.

5442
02:06:18,760 --> 02:06:19,420
But again.

5443
02:06:19,700 --> 02:06:21,100
Our server was top notch.

5444
02:06:21,440 --> 02:06:22,440
And I hope he shared our

5445
02:06:22,440 --> 02:06:23,060
feedback.

5446
02:06:23,060 --> 02:06:23,800
With management.

5447
02:06:23,800 --> 02:06:26,210
We would love to see continued

5448
02:06:26,210 --> 02:06:27,220
success.

5449
02:06:27,220 --> 02:06:28,980
At this black owned restaurant.

5450
02:06:29,440 --> 02:06:30,470
The art gallery is a bonus

5451
02:06:30,470 --> 02:06:31,080
treat.

5452
02:06:31,080 --> 02:06:32,460
For the community as well.

5453
02:06:32,840 --> 02:06:33,160
Now.

5454
02:06:33,440 --> 02:06:35,160
For some constructive criticism.

5455
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:37,020
The jerk wings.

5456
02:06:37,540 --> 02:06:39,000
And that's a fucking food type.

5457
02:06:39,120 --> 02:06:40,180
I've had jerk chicken.

5458
02:06:40,260 --> 02:06:40,700
It's nice.

5459
02:06:40,820 --> 02:06:41,120
Jerk.

5460
02:06:41,220 --> 02:06:42,320
It's spicy stuff.

5461
02:06:42,520 --> 02:06:42,720
Curry.

5462
02:06:43,100 --> 02:06:43,800
Is it Caribbean.

5463
02:06:43,800 --> 02:06:44,580
I think it is.

5464
02:06:44,920 --> 02:06:45,820
But it sounds like.

5465
02:06:45,920 --> 02:06:47,180
When she's about to go off on

5466
02:06:47,180 --> 02:06:47,560
one.

5467
02:06:47,820 --> 02:06:48,940
That she's calling someone a

5468
02:06:48,940 --> 02:06:49,380
jerk.

5469
02:06:49,660 --> 02:06:51,240
The jerk wings are tasty.

5470
02:06:51,720 --> 02:06:52,640
But she doesn't even spell it

5471
02:06:52,640 --> 02:06:53,160
right.

5472
02:06:53,240 --> 02:06:54,240
They're quite tasty.

5473
02:06:54,920 --> 02:06:55,840
What did they give you a bit of

5474
02:06:55,840 --> 02:06:56,360
a zap.

5475
02:06:56,440 --> 02:06:57,860
With an electrifying taste.

5476
02:06:57,940 --> 02:06:58,220
Was it?

5477
02:06:58,980 --> 02:06:59,280
Uh.

5478
02:06:59,980 --> 02:07:01,720
The jerk wings are a bit tasty.

5479
02:07:02,400 --> 02:07:04,160
But served wet style.

5480
02:07:04,160 --> 02:07:06,000
In a bowl filled with jerk

5481
02:07:06,000 --> 02:07:06,760
broth.

5482
02:07:06,880 --> 02:07:08,160
With no rice or potatoes.

5483
02:07:08,560 --> 02:07:09,960
Or anything to absorb the broth.

5484
02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:11,720
Not even a biscuit.

5485
02:07:12,280 --> 02:07:14,280
Or crusted bread to sop it up.

5486
02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:14,820
Was served.

5487
02:07:15,360 --> 02:07:17,460
This is crazy weird.

5488
02:07:17,760 --> 02:07:19,540
And cheapens the experience.

5489
02:07:21,600 --> 02:07:22,160
Also.

5490
02:07:22,500 --> 02:07:22,920
Normally.

5491
02:07:23,140 --> 02:07:24,540
Crab eggs benedict.

5492
02:07:25,060 --> 02:07:26,020
Is stacked.

5493
02:07:26,660 --> 02:07:27,720
So that every slice.

5494
02:07:27,840 --> 02:07:29,500
Includes each ingredient.

5495
02:07:29,900 --> 02:07:30,440
Not here.

5496
02:07:31,200 --> 02:07:32,380
The crab eggs benedict.

5497
02:07:32,460 --> 02:07:33,000
Was served.

5498
02:07:33,620 --> 02:07:34,220
Spread.

5499
02:07:34,600 --> 02:07:35,180
Sloppily.

5500
02:07:35,520 --> 02:07:36,040
Overlapping.

5501
02:07:36,500 --> 02:07:36,880
Sounds.

5502
02:07:37,000 --> 02:07:37,360
It's like.

5503
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:39,160
A fucking Yates poem.

5504
02:07:40,120 --> 02:07:41,020
The alliteration.

5505
02:07:41,140 --> 02:07:42,180
The onomatopoeic.

5506
02:07:42,240 --> 02:07:42,880
Sort of fucking.

5507
02:07:43,040 --> 02:07:43,560
Annunciation.

5508
02:07:43,560 --> 02:07:44,840
Of the way this stuff is.

5509
02:07:45,100 --> 02:07:45,600
I mean.

5510
02:07:45,780 --> 02:07:46,740
You gotta hand it to her.

5511
02:07:47,180 --> 02:07:48,440
She really does.

5512
02:07:48,700 --> 02:07:49,300
Put effort.

5513
02:07:49,420 --> 02:07:50,560
Into these diatribes.

5514
02:07:50,940 --> 02:07:51,880
What the fuck else.

5515
02:07:51,960 --> 02:07:52,640
Does she be at.

5516
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:54,540
A giant.

5517
02:07:54,860 --> 02:07:55,340
Scoop.

5518
02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:56,040
Of creole.

5519
02:07:56,200 --> 02:07:56,520
Sauce.

5520
02:07:56,620 --> 02:07:58,540
That left the English muffin.

5521
02:07:58,720 --> 02:07:59,140
Inedible.

5522
02:07:59,300 --> 02:07:59,920
And the egg.

5523
02:08:00,040 --> 02:08:01,200
Difficult to find.

5524
02:08:02,260 --> 02:08:03,580
The crab cake.

5525
02:08:03,880 --> 02:08:04,660
Was bready.

5526
02:08:04,900 --> 02:08:05,400
And thin.

5527
02:08:05,680 --> 02:08:07,360
It was overly salty.

5528
02:08:07,740 --> 02:08:09,260
Hiding all the other flavors.

5529
02:08:09,400 --> 02:08:10,040
All the other flavors.

5530
02:08:10,120 --> 02:08:10,600
Where are you?

5531
02:08:10,680 --> 02:08:11,300
You're hiding.

5532
02:08:11,300 --> 02:08:12,400
I can't find you.

5533
02:08:13,020 --> 02:08:13,440
Lastly.

5534
02:08:13,680 --> 02:08:14,240
The prices.

5535
02:08:14,560 --> 02:08:15,320
Of this restaurant.

5536
02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:16,040
Would be reasonable.

5537
02:08:16,280 --> 02:08:16,580
If.

5538
02:08:17,180 --> 02:08:18,060
They did things.

5539
02:08:18,280 --> 02:08:19,200
In line with tradition.

5540
02:08:19,380 --> 02:08:19,720
Like.

5541
02:08:20,280 --> 02:08:20,920
One.

5542
02:08:21,200 --> 02:08:22,040
Provide bread.

5543
02:08:22,120 --> 02:08:22,900
Or chips.

5544
02:08:23,120 --> 02:08:23,700
Whilst guests.

5545
02:08:23,780 --> 02:08:24,300
With their meals.

5546
02:08:24,380 --> 02:08:24,800
And two.

5547
02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:26,020
Serve all.

5548
02:08:26,400 --> 02:08:27,000
Entries.

5549
02:08:27,200 --> 02:08:28,000
Not on trays.

5550
02:08:28,180 --> 02:08:28,700
You've spelt it.

5551
02:08:28,780 --> 02:08:29,200
The English.

5552
02:08:29,340 --> 02:08:29,740
Entries.

5553
02:08:30,200 --> 02:08:30,460
With.

5554
02:08:31,160 --> 02:08:32,500
Suitable sides.

5555
02:08:33,060 --> 02:08:33,580
Instead.

5556
02:08:33,940 --> 02:08:34,120
Of.

5557
02:08:34,120 --> 02:08:34,820
A la carte.

5558
02:08:34,820 --> 02:08:35,360
Only.

5559
02:08:35,360 --> 02:08:35,920
Never.

5560
02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:36,520
Never seen it.

5561
02:08:36,600 --> 02:08:37,360
Spelt like that.

5562
02:08:37,900 --> 02:08:38,580
You're really.

5563
02:08:38,840 --> 02:08:39,300
Showing.

5564
02:08:39,460 --> 02:08:40,480
The lack of class.

5565
02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:41,400
By spelling.

5566
02:08:41,580 --> 02:08:42,120
A la carte.

5567
02:08:42,320 --> 02:08:42,680
As in.

5568
02:08:42,900 --> 02:08:43,960
One fucking word.

5569
02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:44,260
Doesn't.

5570
02:08:44,360 --> 02:08:45,620
It's not even a real word.

5571
02:08:45,880 --> 02:08:46,060
I've.

5572
02:08:46,440 --> 02:08:46,740
Even.

5573
02:08:46,980 --> 02:08:47,440
Even.

5574
02:08:47,820 --> 02:08:48,220
Autocrect.

5575
02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:48,900
Would have told you.

5576
02:08:48,980 --> 02:08:49,960
But you ignored it.

5577
02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:51,100
Because you were so angry.

5578
02:08:51,560 --> 02:08:52,320
And then you wrote.

5579
02:08:52,540 --> 02:08:53,060
Entries.

5580
02:08:53,780 --> 02:08:54,780
Serve all entries.

5581
02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:55,800
A la carte.

5582
02:08:56,060 --> 02:08:56,440
Only.

5583
02:08:56,860 --> 02:08:58,240
I will visit again.

5584
02:08:58,460 --> 02:08:59,500
I'm sure they can't wait.

5585
02:08:59,600 --> 02:09:00,060
To see you.

5586
02:09:00,380 --> 02:09:01,330
But I'm going to stop

5587
02:09:01,330 --> 02:09:02,500
recommending.

5588
02:09:02,760 --> 02:09:03,080
Okay.

5589
02:09:03,220 --> 02:09:04,120
Is that okay with you?

5590
02:09:04,700 --> 02:09:05,560
I'll come again.

5591
02:09:05,960 --> 02:09:06,800
But I think I'm going to stop

5592
02:09:06,800 --> 02:09:07,660
recommending.

5593
02:09:07,760 --> 02:09:08,860
To friends and family.

5594
02:09:09,280 --> 02:09:10,380
Until they up their game.

5595
02:09:10,940 --> 02:09:11,880
So you're right in this.

5596
02:09:11,980 --> 02:09:12,580
It's side.

5597
02:09:12,700 --> 02:09:14,100
Real side eye.

5598
02:09:14,620 --> 02:09:16,040
Fucking cowardly shite.

5599
02:09:16,160 --> 02:09:17,580
This Google review business.

5600
02:09:17,740 --> 02:09:18,540
I will visit again.

5601
02:09:18,600 --> 02:09:19,100
But I'm going to.

5602
02:09:19,180 --> 02:09:19,320
You're.

5603
02:09:19,440 --> 02:09:20,280
She's talking.

5604
02:09:20,460 --> 02:09:21,300
As if she's talking to an

5605
02:09:21,300 --> 02:09:21,920
audience.

5606
02:09:21,920 --> 02:09:22,840
Of fans.

5607
02:09:23,200 --> 02:09:23,940
And upvotes.

5608
02:09:24,420 --> 02:09:24,980
And likes.

5609
02:09:25,100 --> 02:09:25,460
And share.

5610
02:09:25,820 --> 02:09:26,180
And like.

5611
02:09:26,320 --> 02:09:27,060
An audience.

5612
02:09:27,060 --> 02:09:29,240
Let's face it.

5613
02:09:29,700 --> 02:09:30,760
I can see the irony.

5614
02:09:30,760 --> 02:09:31,720
Of what I'm saying here.

5615
02:09:31,780 --> 02:09:32,720
I am her audience.

5616
02:09:32,840 --> 02:09:34,120
I'm enjoying this stuff.

5617
02:09:34,820 --> 02:09:35,230
But I'm going to stop

5618
02:09:35,230 --> 02:09:36,260
recommending.

5619
02:09:36,260 --> 02:09:37,200
To my friends and family.

5620
02:09:37,320 --> 02:09:37,940
Until they.

5621
02:09:38,040 --> 02:09:38,740
Up their game.

5622
02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:39,940
Like you've just.

5623
02:09:39,940 --> 02:09:40,680
Wrote this.

5624
02:09:40,820 --> 02:09:41,500
About them.

5625
02:09:41,720 --> 02:09:42,400
And you've not.

5626
02:09:42,480 --> 02:09:43,360
Fucking started off.

5627
02:09:43,480 --> 02:09:44,660
By writing to them.

5628
02:09:45,040 --> 02:09:45,220
No.

5629
02:09:46,000 --> 02:09:46,780
Second time.

5630
02:09:46,980 --> 02:09:47,420
First time.

5631
02:09:47,500 --> 02:09:47,980
What will you say?

5632
02:09:48,020 --> 02:09:48,300
Have you.

5633
02:09:48,360 --> 02:09:49,660
Have you openly addressed them?

5634
02:09:51,680 --> 02:09:52,700
Have you said thank you?

5635
02:09:52,800 --> 02:09:53,980
Did he even say thank you?

5636
02:09:54,220 --> 02:09:54,620
Once.

5637
02:09:56,660 --> 02:09:56,980
JD.

5638
02:09:56,980 --> 02:09:57,780
Van style.

5639
02:09:57,980 --> 02:09:59,300
Have you even said thank you?

5640
02:09:59,300 --> 02:09:59,880
About this.

5641
02:10:00,740 --> 02:10:01,300
Thank God.

5642
02:10:01,300 --> 02:10:01,840
For the.

5643
02:10:01,840 --> 02:10:02,600
Response.

5644
02:10:02,680 --> 02:10:03,080
From the owner.

5645
02:10:03,300 --> 02:10:04,120
The class.

5646
02:10:04,240 --> 02:10:04,840
The gravitas.

5647
02:10:05,160 --> 02:10:05,680
Of the owner.

5648
02:10:06,220 --> 02:10:06,580
Crystal.

5649
02:10:07,360 --> 02:10:08,020
Thank you.

5650
02:10:08,120 --> 02:10:09,060
For bringing this matter.

5651
02:10:09,180 --> 02:10:09,780
To our attention.

5652
02:10:09,900 --> 02:10:10,480
We're sorry.

5653
02:10:11,000 --> 02:10:11,860
We failed to meet.

5654
02:10:11,940 --> 02:10:12,720
Your expectations.

5655
02:10:13,220 --> 02:10:13,800
We'd appreciate.

5656
02:10:13,960 --> 02:10:14,760
Another chance.

5657
02:10:14,860 --> 02:10:15,600
To earn your business.

5658
02:10:15,700 --> 02:10:16,080
Please.

5659
02:10:16,200 --> 02:10:16,560
Crystal.

5660
02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:17,920
We just want.

5661
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:18,500
Your sweet.

5662
02:10:18,600 --> 02:10:19,220
Sweet business.

5663
02:10:19,360 --> 02:10:19,680
Crystal.

5664
02:10:20,460 --> 02:10:21,500
Please email us.

5665
02:10:21,500 --> 02:10:21,800
At.

5666
02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:22,060
M.

5667
02:10:22,060 --> 02:10:22,280
H.

5668
02:10:22,320 --> 02:10:22,660
Cares.

5669
02:10:22,780 --> 02:10:23,100
Thompson.

5670
02:10:23,240 --> 02:10:23,720
Hospitality.

5671
02:10:23,720 --> 02:10:24,180
Dot com.

5672
02:10:24,260 --> 02:10:24,780
So that someone.

5673
02:10:24,780 --> 02:10:25,680
From our management team.

5674
02:10:25,680 --> 02:10:26,740
Can speak to you.

5675
02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:28,300
Directly.

5676
02:10:29,880 --> 02:10:30,400
Crazy.

5677
02:10:30,560 --> 02:10:30,900
Crazy.

5678
02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:31,480
Crazy.

5679
02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:31,960
Crazy.

5680
02:10:31,960 --> 02:10:32,320
Crazy world.

5681
02:10:32,420 --> 02:10:33,060
We're living in here.

5682
02:10:33,180 --> 02:10:33,380
I mean.

5683
02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:34,900
Do I go back to the computer

5684
02:10:34,900 --> 02:10:35,820
chronicles?

5685
02:10:36,220 --> 02:10:37,320
I know this is very low

5686
02:10:37,320 --> 02:10:38,960
entertainment value.

5687
02:10:39,520 --> 02:10:39,900
Oh dear.

5688
02:10:44,200 --> 02:10:45,780
But I'm enjoying it here.

5689
02:10:49,380 --> 02:10:50,520
I'm enjoying this.

5690
02:10:52,040 --> 02:10:53,440
There's not much going on.

5691
02:11:01,660 --> 02:11:02,940
Maybe a bit of chronicles.

5692
02:11:03,300 --> 02:11:04,020
And then.

5693
02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:04,560
You know.

5694
02:11:04,720 --> 02:11:05,460
What we'll do is.

5695
02:11:05,560 --> 02:11:06,120
Buzz off.

5696
02:11:06,280 --> 02:11:06,840
A reference.

5697
02:11:06,840 --> 02:11:08,080
Made in the chronicles.

5698
02:11:08,800 --> 02:11:10,080
Some real business.

5699
02:11:10,340 --> 02:11:10,720
And then.

5700
02:11:10,720 --> 02:11:11,480
We end up finding.

5701
02:11:11,480 --> 02:11:12,380
Another fucking.

5702
02:11:12,380 --> 02:11:13,320
Lunatic.

5703
02:11:14,160 --> 02:11:14,800
Who spends.

5704
02:11:14,800 --> 02:11:16,140
All their days.

5705
02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:17,720
Shouting out.

5706
02:11:17,820 --> 02:11:18,380
Businesses.

5707
02:11:18,380 --> 02:11:19,160
Who have not.

5708
02:11:19,360 --> 02:11:20,520
Met their expectations.

5709
02:11:22,400 --> 02:11:22,840
Someone.

5710
02:11:23,040 --> 02:11:23,780
Who is yet.

5711
02:11:23,900 --> 02:11:24,860
To ever leave.

5712
02:11:25,080 --> 02:11:25,800
Any sort of.

5713
02:11:25,900 --> 02:11:26,440
Fucking public.

5714
02:11:26,540 --> 02:11:26,880
Review.

5715
02:11:27,440 --> 02:11:28,300
About anything.

5716
02:11:28,480 --> 02:11:29,140
It's just.

5717
02:11:29,360 --> 02:11:29,840
A mute.

5718
02:11:29,940 --> 02:11:31,140
It's so bizarre.

5719
02:11:31,140 --> 02:11:31,600
To me.

5720
02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:33,040
This behavior.

5721
02:11:33,720 --> 02:11:34,300
And I think.

5722
02:11:34,400 --> 02:11:35,100
Thank you very much.

5723
02:11:35,160 --> 02:11:35,700
Reign of terror.

5724
02:11:35,800 --> 02:11:36,780
Very very kind of you there.

5725
02:11:36,880 --> 02:11:37,260
For the tip.

5726
02:11:37,940 --> 02:11:39,260
Has Crystal's reign of terror.

5727
02:11:39,360 --> 02:11:41,080
Ventured outside the US at all?

5728
02:11:41,480 --> 02:11:42,080
Perhaps she.

5729
02:11:42,260 --> 02:11:43,620
She slammed the flavor.

5730
02:11:43,620 --> 02:11:44,660
Of some escargot.

5731
02:11:44,840 --> 02:11:45,320
In Paris.

5732
02:11:46,140 --> 02:11:47,080
We'll have to have a look.

5733
02:11:47,140 --> 02:11:48,220
The good thing about this is.

5734
02:11:48,640 --> 02:11:48,800
It.

5735
02:11:48,920 --> 02:11:49,040
It.

5736
02:11:49,280 --> 02:11:50,140
Gives you a location.

5737
02:11:50,300 --> 02:11:50,580
You can.

5738
02:11:51,240 --> 02:11:51,520
You know.

5739
02:11:51,560 --> 02:11:51,860
If you.

5740
02:11:52,080 --> 02:11:52,740
You can.

5741
02:11:53,100 --> 02:11:53,860
Basically see.

5742
02:11:53,860 --> 02:11:54,200
Where.

5743
02:11:54,700 --> 02:11:55,520
This person is.

5744
02:11:55,700 --> 02:11:55,940
You know.

5745
02:11:56,140 --> 02:11:56,280
They're.

5746
02:11:56,340 --> 02:11:56,860
They're publicly.

5747
02:11:57,020 --> 02:11:58,060
Putting it all out there.

5748
02:11:58,560 --> 02:11:59,420
I remember some.

5749
02:11:59,520 --> 02:12:00,140
Thank you very much.

5750
02:12:00,200 --> 02:12:00,540
Crystal.

5751
02:12:00,660 --> 02:12:01,300
The slasher.

5752
02:12:01,920 --> 02:12:02,380
For the tip.

5753
02:12:02,440 --> 02:12:03,280
They're very very kind.

5754
02:12:03,340 --> 02:12:03,440
Yeah.

5755
02:12:03,980 --> 02:12:05,320
Wasn't one of the fucking.

5756
02:12:05,520 --> 02:12:06,080
Kinnehan's.

5757
02:12:06,120 --> 02:12:07,040
Tracked down via.

5758
02:12:07,280 --> 02:12:08,640
Internet sleuths.

5759
02:12:09,180 --> 02:12:09,620
Because.

5760
02:12:09,940 --> 02:12:11,020
They'd started a fucking.

5761
02:12:11,420 --> 02:12:12,700
Google review account.

5762
02:12:13,860 --> 02:12:14,680
And then it was showing you

5763
02:12:14,680 --> 02:12:15,340
like.

5764
02:12:15,480 --> 02:12:16,260
All over the.

5765
02:12:16,940 --> 02:12:18,360
The usual points of interest.

5766
02:12:18,360 --> 02:12:19,060
Like Dubai.

5767
02:12:19,880 --> 02:12:20,440
You know.

5768
02:12:20,520 --> 02:12:21,260
South Spain.

5769
02:12:22,160 --> 02:12:23,440
All sorts going on.

5770
02:12:23,580 --> 02:12:24,780
And even one of the photos.

5771
02:12:24,780 --> 02:12:26,520
That was made of a restaurant.

5772
02:12:26,700 --> 02:12:27,480
That had a review.

5773
02:12:28,280 --> 02:12:28,680
Like.

5774
02:12:28,780 --> 02:12:29,960
You could see the reflection.

5775
02:12:30,720 --> 02:12:31,180
Of them.

5776
02:12:31,380 --> 02:12:31,480
In.

5777
02:12:31,700 --> 02:12:31,880
You know.

5778
02:12:31,900 --> 02:12:32,700
When you take a picture.

5779
02:12:32,860 --> 02:12:33,320
Out of a window.

5780
02:12:33,440 --> 02:12:33,820
And you can see.

5781
02:12:34,060 --> 02:12:34,400
That.

5782
02:12:34,500 --> 02:12:35,200
That was in it.

5783
02:12:35,280 --> 02:12:35,340
So.

5784
02:12:35,840 --> 02:12:36,280
Crazy.

5785
02:12:36,440 --> 02:12:36,680
Crazy.

5786
02:12:36,680 --> 02:12:37,020
Crazy world.

5787
02:12:37,100 --> 02:12:37,800
We're living in here.

5788
02:12:37,860 --> 02:12:38,040
Where.

5789
02:12:38,040 --> 02:12:39,160
This mindset.

5790
02:12:39,860 --> 02:12:40,940
That everyone has now.

5791
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:42,020
Where they have to fucking.

5792
02:12:42,180 --> 02:12:42,800
Spew their.

5793
02:12:43,180 --> 02:12:43,700
Opinions.

5794
02:12:44,140 --> 02:12:44,920
About anything.

5795
02:12:44,920 --> 02:12:45,420
That is.

5796
02:12:45,780 --> 02:12:46,640
That has upset them.

5797
02:12:47,200 --> 02:12:47,800
It's like.

5798
02:12:48,680 --> 02:12:49,480
Because maybe.

5799
02:12:49,480 --> 02:12:50,260
I grew up.

5800
02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:51,740
Before this became prevalent.

5801
02:12:51,740 --> 02:12:52,500
I could see.

5802
02:12:52,500 --> 02:12:53,860
How stupid it was.

5803
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:55,440
I'd never be arse doing it.

5804
02:12:55,820 --> 02:12:56,300
But now.

5805
02:12:56,400 --> 02:12:57,400
People are growing up.

5806
02:12:57,900 --> 02:12:58,140
Real.

5807
02:12:58,280 --> 02:12:58,500
Like.

5808
02:12:58,700 --> 02:12:58,920
In.

5809
02:12:59,120 --> 02:12:59,640
Inside.

5810
02:13:00,060 --> 02:13:01,160
The eye of the tiger.

5811
02:13:01,580 --> 02:13:02,460
Where it's just like.

5812
02:13:02,580 --> 02:13:02,700
Oh.

5813
02:13:02,740 --> 02:13:03,580
This is what you do.

5814
02:13:03,980 --> 02:13:04,100
Oh.

5815
02:13:04,140 --> 02:13:04,600
This is just.

5816
02:13:04,720 --> 02:13:05,860
Must be what you have to do now.

5817
02:13:06,600 --> 02:13:06,860
And.

5818
02:13:07,080 --> 02:13:07,480
Joey.

5819
02:13:07,540 --> 02:13:07,840
The lips.

5820
02:13:07,920 --> 02:13:08,340
Thank you very.

5821
02:13:08,420 --> 02:13:08,780
Very much.

5822
02:13:08,820 --> 02:13:09,360
For the tip there.

5823
02:13:09,360 --> 02:13:09,920
So then.

5824
02:13:10,020 --> 02:13:10,300
Google.

5825
02:13:10,440 --> 02:13:11,140
Give you a fucking.

5826
02:13:11,440 --> 02:13:12,220
Location ping.

5827
02:13:13,020 --> 02:13:14,020
On your reviews.

5828
02:13:14,200 --> 02:13:15,060
You've got a litany.

5829
02:13:15,540 --> 02:13:15,800
Of.

5830
02:13:16,540 --> 02:13:17,640
Wretched views.

5831
02:13:18,420 --> 02:13:18,860
Also.

5832
02:13:19,020 --> 02:13:19,800
With a geo.

5833
02:13:20,280 --> 02:13:20,720
Located.

5834
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:22,420
Time stamp.

5835
02:13:22,480 --> 02:13:22,960
And graph.

5836
02:13:23,540 --> 02:13:23,880
And.

5837
02:13:24,000 --> 02:13:24,400
No.

5838
02:13:24,780 --> 02:13:25,940
They have not left.

5839
02:13:26,820 --> 02:13:27,220
That.

5840
02:13:27,700 --> 02:13:28,100
Realm.

5841
02:13:28,300 --> 02:13:29,020
They haven't gone.

5842
02:13:29,340 --> 02:13:30,180
Global with it.

5843
02:13:30,560 --> 02:13:30,920
Which.

5844
02:13:31,100 --> 02:13:31,660
I don't know.

5845
02:13:31,760 --> 02:13:33,000
Maybe that's a good idea.

5846
02:13:33,820 --> 02:13:34,820
You don't really want to start

5847
02:13:34,820 --> 02:13:35,440
to give.

5848
02:13:36,080 --> 02:13:37,300
Any sort of big.

5849
02:13:37,700 --> 02:13:38,140
Movement.

5850
02:13:39,540 --> 02:13:40,020
Picture.

5851
02:13:40,540 --> 02:13:41,560
To anybody out there.

5852
02:13:41,660 --> 02:13:42,120
I just.

5853
02:13:42,780 --> 02:13:44,140
Don't think it's a good idea.

5854
02:13:44,280 --> 02:13:44,540
Do you know.

5855
02:13:44,580 --> 02:13:45,220
From the off.

5856
02:13:46,340 --> 02:13:46,640
But.

5857
02:13:46,980 --> 02:13:48,220
This person does.

5858
02:13:48,340 --> 02:13:48,600
So.

5859
02:13:48,820 --> 02:13:49,100
You know.

5860
02:13:49,860 --> 02:13:50,380
They're also.

5861
02:13:50,380 --> 02:13:50,700
Again.

5862
02:13:50,740 --> 02:13:51,240
As mentioned.

5863
02:13:51,380 --> 02:13:51,740
Hiding.

5864
02:13:51,980 --> 02:13:52,460
Behind.

5865
02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:53,760
An anonymous.

5866
02:13:54,640 --> 02:13:55,140
Setup.

5867
02:13:58,680 --> 02:13:59,200
So.

5868
02:13:59,360 --> 02:13:59,960
That's them.

5869
02:14:00,080 --> 02:14:00,220
They're.

5870
02:14:00,300 --> 02:14:01,500
They're able to spew.

5871
02:14:03,260 --> 02:14:04,360
Their opinions.

5872
02:14:06,480 --> 02:14:07,000
However.

5873
02:14:07,760 --> 02:14:08,460
Good or bad.

5874
02:14:08,540 --> 02:14:08,940
They are.

5875
02:14:09,140 --> 02:14:09,360
But.

5876
02:14:09,500 --> 02:14:10,440
Knowing full well.

5877
02:14:10,520 --> 02:14:11,380
That they're safe.

5878
02:14:11,500 --> 02:14:12,020
And secure.

5879
02:14:12,020 --> 02:14:12,500
Behind.

5880
02:14:13,320 --> 02:14:13,580
Their.

5881
02:14:13,800 --> 02:14:14,420
The anonymous.

5882
02:14:14,940 --> 02:14:15,620
Little burner.

5883
02:14:15,880 --> 02:14:16,220
Account.

5884
02:14:16,360 --> 02:14:16,580
Or whatever.

5885
02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:17,680
It's coconuts.

5886
02:14:18,820 --> 02:14:19,560
Five stars.

5887
02:14:19,680 --> 02:14:20,360
This is a great.

5888
02:14:20,700 --> 02:14:21,640
Little run.

5889
02:14:21,840 --> 02:14:22,420
Of high.

5890
02:14:22,700 --> 02:14:23,380
Five star.

5891
02:14:23,520 --> 02:14:24,120
Reviews.

5892
02:14:24,420 --> 02:14:25,480
Nothing really bad.

5893
02:14:25,560 --> 02:14:26,540
To say about it all.

5894
02:14:27,880 --> 02:14:28,220
Um.

5895
02:14:28,600 --> 02:14:28,960
Covid.

5896
02:14:29,640 --> 02:14:30,580
Hit crystal hard.

5897
02:14:30,660 --> 02:14:31,820
They do not clean their cars.

5898
02:14:31,960 --> 02:14:32,800
But they claim they have.

5899
02:14:32,880 --> 02:14:33,940
Covid-19 precautions.

5900
02:14:35,540 --> 02:14:36,240
I think.

5901
02:14:36,280 --> 02:14:36,900
After Covid.

5902
02:14:37,140 --> 02:14:38,120
She starts getting.

5903
02:14:38,240 --> 02:14:38,500
Fucking.

5904
02:14:39,000 --> 02:14:39,440
Really.

5905
02:14:39,880 --> 02:14:40,280
Mental.

5906
02:14:40,340 --> 02:14:44,460
I think.

5907
02:14:44,560 --> 02:14:45,300
Before Covid.

5908
02:14:45,420 --> 02:14:46,540
It seems to be the case.

5909
02:14:46,660 --> 02:14:46,840
I don't know.

5910
02:14:46,940 --> 02:14:47,560
This is after.

5911
02:14:47,680 --> 02:14:48,720
This is post-Cove.

5912
02:14:50,180 --> 02:14:51,500
The Arby's in Maryland.

5913
02:14:51,500 --> 02:14:52,060
Is great.

5914
02:14:52,200 --> 02:14:53,460
Let's just see some shockers.

5915
02:14:53,520 --> 02:14:54,660
Let's just see the shockers

5916
02:14:54,660 --> 02:14:55,060
here.

5917
02:14:55,920 --> 02:14:56,860
Nails and spa.

5918
02:14:58,020 --> 02:14:58,500
Worst.

5919
02:14:58,740 --> 02:14:59,220
Pedicure.

5920
02:14:59,380 --> 02:14:59,660
Ever.

5921
02:15:00,160 --> 02:15:01,060
Feet look worse.

5922
02:15:02,200 --> 02:15:03,740
When Lisa finished.

5923
02:15:05,740 --> 02:15:07,040
Than they did on arrival.

5924
02:15:07,040 --> 02:15:12,880
They injured my dog.

5925
02:15:12,960 --> 02:15:13,460
Permanently.

5926
02:15:13,460 --> 02:15:14,780
By cutting open a mole.

5927
02:15:14,780 --> 02:15:15,920
In the grooming salon.

5928
02:15:16,220 --> 02:15:17,340
And refused to take.

5929
02:15:17,340 --> 02:15:18,340
Responsibility.

5930
02:15:28,340 --> 02:15:29,320
There's not much else.

5931
02:15:29,320 --> 02:15:30,020
I think that's it.

5932
02:15:30,240 --> 02:15:31,320
I think she starts.

5933
02:15:31,440 --> 02:15:32,260
Eight years ago.

5934
02:15:32,360 --> 02:15:32,740
Nice.

5935
02:15:32,820 --> 02:15:33,680
All nicely pie.

5936
02:15:34,220 --> 02:15:35,860
In Saks restaurant and lounge.

5937
02:15:35,860 --> 02:15:36,620
That's where the.

5938
02:15:36,620 --> 02:15:38,160
The photograph was from.

5939
02:15:38,840 --> 02:15:39,640
And then.

5940
02:15:40,040 --> 02:15:40,800
Eight years.

5941
02:15:40,860 --> 02:15:41,160
Okay.

5942
02:15:41,280 --> 02:15:41,760
Seven years.

5943
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:41,980
Okay.

5944
02:15:42,060 --> 02:15:42,680
Five years.

5945
02:15:42,760 --> 02:15:43,860
The incident with the dog.

5946
02:15:43,980 --> 02:15:44,460
Obviously.

5947
02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:45,620
Five years.

5948
02:15:45,720 --> 02:15:46,720
That fucked everything up for

5949
02:15:46,720 --> 02:15:46,940
her.

5950
02:15:47,020 --> 02:15:47,480
And then.

5951
02:15:48,160 --> 02:15:49,480
It starts to go downhill.

5952
02:15:49,480 --> 02:15:50,440
After the dog.

5953
02:15:51,580 --> 02:15:52,480
So we can trace.

5954
02:15:53,120 --> 02:15:54,020
The trauma.

5955
02:15:54,020 --> 02:15:55,100
Of the dog thing.

5956
02:15:56,060 --> 02:15:57,060
As the origin.

5957
02:15:57,660 --> 02:15:58,980
Of her gripes.

5958
02:15:59,260 --> 02:15:59,480
With.

5959
02:15:59,880 --> 02:16:00,860
Major businesses.

5960
02:16:03,100 --> 02:16:04,640
She doesn't like being on hold.

5961
02:16:04,720 --> 02:16:05,520
For 30 minutes.

5962
02:16:06,160 --> 02:16:06,940
Wait for another couple of

5963
02:16:06,940 --> 02:16:07,380
years.

5964
02:16:07,460 --> 02:16:07,640
Man.

5965
02:16:08,020 --> 02:16:09,100
That five hour one.

5966
02:16:09,820 --> 02:16:10,800
Sounds insane.

5967
02:16:12,160 --> 02:16:12,720
Take it down.

5968
02:16:14,080 --> 02:16:15,280
Arby's in Maryland is great.

5969
02:16:15,560 --> 02:16:16,080
Let's get back.

5970
02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:16,800
And finish off that.

5971
02:16:16,960 --> 02:16:17,600
Episode there.

5972
02:16:17,700 --> 02:16:18,300
Of the Chronicles.

5973
02:16:18,440 --> 02:16:18,800
Apologies.

5974
02:16:19,780 --> 02:16:21,100
That he stole.

5975
02:16:21,240 --> 02:16:22,040
A credit card number.

5976
02:16:22,120 --> 02:16:23,140
To be able to stay online.

5977
02:16:23,140 --> 02:16:23,600
All night.

5978
02:16:23,720 --> 02:16:24,460
And defend.

5979
02:16:24,560 --> 02:16:25,340
His solar system.

5980
02:16:26,100 --> 02:16:27,080
Stay online.

5981
02:16:27,200 --> 02:16:27,760
All night.

5982
02:16:27,860 --> 02:16:28,300
And defend.

5983
02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:29,460
Your solar system.

5984
02:16:29,460 --> 02:16:31,180
With a stolen credit card.

5985
02:16:31,840 --> 02:16:32,240
Read.

5986
02:16:32,500 --> 02:16:33,540
Georgia Browns.

5987
02:16:33,600 --> 02:16:34,560
What's Georgia Browns.

5988
02:16:34,600 --> 02:16:35,620
Was that a fucking review.

5989
02:16:35,660 --> 02:16:36,300
Of something there.

5990
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:36,580
Was it.

5991
02:16:37,760 --> 02:16:39,120
What is Georgia Browns.

5992
02:16:39,140 --> 02:16:39,760
Is it a restaurant.

5993
02:16:40,020 --> 02:16:40,640
Is it a fucking.

5994
02:16:42,380 --> 02:16:43,200
Jerry Yum.

5995
02:16:43,300 --> 02:16:43,900
Some of the names.

5996
02:16:43,900 --> 02:16:44,440
Of these places.

5997
02:16:44,600 --> 02:16:45,440
Jerry Yum's.

5998
02:16:45,440 --> 02:16:46,260
Pet Smart.

5999
02:16:46,820 --> 02:16:47,640
Harbor Marina.

6000
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:48,480
Nails.

6001
02:16:48,660 --> 02:16:50,120
Lisa Nails and Spa.

6002
02:16:52,760 --> 02:16:54,140
Georgia Browns.

6003
02:16:54,220 --> 02:16:56,620
We had a Hispanic overseer.

6004
02:16:56,700 --> 02:16:57,740
Of the black waitress.

6005
02:16:57,860 --> 02:16:58,620
That was less.

6006
02:16:59,060 --> 02:16:59,800
Than charming.

6007
02:17:00,460 --> 02:17:01,560
The young black waitress.

6008
02:17:01,700 --> 02:17:02,900
Was super accommodating.

6009
02:17:02,980 --> 02:17:03,560
And friendly.

6010
02:17:04,120 --> 02:17:05,420
The shrimp po' boy.

6011
02:17:05,500 --> 02:17:06,160
Was yummy.

6012
02:17:06,540 --> 02:17:07,760
But needs more shrimp.

6013
02:17:08,900 --> 02:17:10,640
Who was a shrimp po' boy.

6014
02:17:11,320 --> 02:17:12,380
Is this a fucking.

6015
02:17:12,380 --> 02:17:12,500
Asian.

6016
02:17:14,500 --> 02:17:15,540
Like fish.

6017
02:17:15,760 --> 02:17:16,280
Restaurant.

6018
02:17:16,600 --> 02:17:17,320
And they have a boy.

6019
02:17:17,420 --> 02:17:18,140
Come around to you.

6020
02:17:18,200 --> 02:17:18,820
Serve shrimp.

6021
02:17:19,720 --> 02:17:20,800
The shrimp po' boy.

6022
02:17:20,860 --> 02:17:21,360
Was yummy.

6023
02:17:21,780 --> 02:17:22,860
But needs more shrimp.

6024
02:17:23,660 --> 02:17:25,120
The Hispanic overseer.

6025
02:17:25,120 --> 02:17:25,800
Of waitresses.

6026
02:17:26,000 --> 02:17:27,580
Needs charm school lessons.

6027
02:17:28,020 --> 02:17:29,820
Or respect black people lessons.

6028
02:17:32,220 --> 02:17:33,380
Dear Crystal.

6029
02:17:33,380 --> 02:17:35,380
Thanks for your comment.

6030
02:17:35,700 --> 02:17:37,100
You'll be happy to know.

6031
02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:37,940
That we have booked.

6032
02:17:37,940 --> 02:17:39,280
Our overseer in.

6033
02:17:39,500 --> 02:17:40,100
For a month.

6034
02:17:40,440 --> 02:17:41,300
Long course.

6035
02:17:42,000 --> 02:17:43,760
Of charm school lessons.

6036
02:17:44,180 --> 02:17:44,620
And.

6037
02:17:45,100 --> 02:17:46,100
Additional to that.

6038
02:17:46,540 --> 02:17:47,140
Three weeks.

6039
02:17:47,140 --> 02:17:48,860
Of respect black people lessons.

6040
02:17:49,300 --> 02:17:51,000
We hope this hasn't soured.

6041
02:17:51,120 --> 02:17:52,840
Your opinion of Georgia Brown's.

6042
02:17:52,980 --> 02:17:54,440
And we will see you again soon.

6043
02:17:54,880 --> 02:17:55,680
For some free.

6044
02:17:55,960 --> 02:17:57,180
Shrimp po' boy.

6045
02:17:58,700 --> 02:18:00,500
The overseer of a fucking.

6046
02:18:00,780 --> 02:18:03,020
The overseer of a restaurant.

6047
02:18:03,140 --> 02:18:04,680
I think the first problem there.

6048
02:18:05,060 --> 02:18:05,860
Is that you have.

6049
02:18:06,440 --> 02:18:07,440
An overseer.

6050
02:18:07,900 --> 02:18:09,050
You should have either a maitre

6051
02:18:09,050 --> 02:18:09,380
d.

6052
02:18:09,380 --> 02:18:10,800
Or a waiter.

6053
02:18:11,020 --> 02:18:11,740
Or a waitress.

6054
02:18:13,120 --> 02:18:14,520
Obviously a fucking chef.

6055
02:18:14,620 --> 02:18:16,040
And a kitchen staff set up.

6056
02:18:16,240 --> 02:18:17,360
But an overseer.

6057
02:18:17,760 --> 02:18:18,520
Thank you very much.

6058
02:18:18,580 --> 02:18:19,060
Schnuffles.

6059
02:18:19,060 --> 02:18:20,320
For the tip there.

6060
02:18:20,420 --> 02:18:21,580
I hope you're getting on well.

6061
02:18:22,300 --> 02:18:23,180
Mega Wars.

6062
02:18:23,660 --> 02:18:24,980
I just need to see.

6063
02:18:25,160 --> 02:18:26,140
What Mega Wars.

6064
02:18:26,500 --> 02:18:27,140
Was like.

6065
02:18:27,660 --> 02:18:28,720
In 1985.

6066
02:18:30,880 --> 02:18:31,440
Mega.

6067
02:18:31,940 --> 02:18:32,380
Wars.

6068
02:18:33,960 --> 02:18:34,400
1985.

6069
02:18:40,560 --> 02:18:41,320
Well I mean.

6070
02:18:41,460 --> 02:18:42,140
It's not that.

6071
02:18:42,260 --> 02:18:43,360
But it looks fucking funny.

6072
02:18:44,240 --> 02:18:44,760
That's a.

6073
02:18:44,780 --> 02:18:45,240
That's a.

6074
02:18:45,240 --> 02:18:46,340
Masters of the universe.

6075
02:18:46,540 --> 02:18:46,700
For.

6076
02:18:47,600 --> 02:18:48,400
He-Man figures.

6077
02:18:48,400 --> 02:18:48,600
Is.

6078
02:18:48,740 --> 02:18:49,260
I think.

6079
02:18:50,200 --> 02:18:50,800
Mega War.

6080
02:18:50,900 --> 02:18:51,580
Video game.

6081
02:18:52,520 --> 02:18:53,300
Mega War.

6082
02:18:54,200 --> 02:18:54,840
Mega Wars.

6083
02:18:54,960 --> 02:18:55,540
Video game.

6084
02:18:56,860 --> 02:18:57,500
What was that?

6085
02:18:57,600 --> 02:18:58,140
Commodore.

6086
02:18:58,140 --> 02:18:58,420
Or.

6087
02:19:02,120 --> 02:19:03,020
Commodore game.

6088
02:19:10,080 --> 02:19:11,410
I'll have a message which I can

6089
02:19:11,410 --> 02:19:12,540
update very quickly.

6090
02:19:13,060 --> 02:19:13,900
That's too good.

6091
02:19:14,180 --> 02:19:15,690
The graphics look too good for

6092
02:19:15,690 --> 02:19:16,820
1985.

6093
02:19:19,560 --> 02:19:20,270
Computer serve, compu-serve

6094
02:19:20,270 --> 02:19:21,380
thing.

6095
02:19:23,560 --> 02:19:24,240
Fuck it.

6096
02:19:25,840 --> 02:19:27,400
He may have won the interstellar

6097
02:19:27,400 --> 02:19:29,080
war, but he lost the legal

6098
02:19:29,080 --> 02:19:29,460
battle

6099
02:19:29,460 --> 02:19:30,910
and faces a five-year prison

6100
02:19:30,910 --> 02:19:32,220
term and a quarter-million

6101
02:19:32,220 --> 02:19:33,060
dollar fine.

6102
02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:34,400
Not too logical.

6103
02:19:35,020 --> 02:19:35,590
That's it for this week's

6104
02:19:35,590 --> 02:19:36,820
Computer Chronicles.

6105
02:19:37,000 --> 02:19:38,000
See you again next week.

6106
02:19:38,740 --> 02:19:40,030
The Computer Chronicles was

6107
02:19:40,030 --> 02:19:41,840
brought to you in part by McGraw-Hill,

6108
02:19:42,140 --> 02:19:43,560
publishers of Popular Computing

6109
02:19:43,560 --> 02:19:44,220
Magazine,

6110
02:19:44,780 --> 02:19:45,710
featuring microcomputer

6111
02:19:45,710 --> 02:19:47,310
applications that increase

6112
02:19:47,310 --> 02:19:48,080
productivity

6113
02:19:48,080 --> 02:19:49,800
for managers and professionals.

6114
02:19:53,520 --> 02:19:54,160
Wow.

6115
02:19:55,960 --> 02:19:57,560
George Morrow's haunting image

6116
02:19:57,560 --> 02:19:58,620
there.

6117
02:20:00,720 --> 02:20:01,440
Last thing you see before you

6118
02:20:01,440 --> 02:20:03,740
go to sleep at night.

6119
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:05,530
The first thing you see when

6120
02:20:05,530 --> 02:20:06,820
you start to dream.

6121
02:20:06,820 --> 02:20:10,220
George Morrow.

6122
02:20:10,220 --> 02:20:11,220
Digital George.

6123
02:20:11,220 --> 02:20:34,520
Ray Manlove is after you.

6124
02:20:35,140 --> 02:20:35,980
A great name.

6125
02:20:36,700 --> 02:20:38,200
I wonder would he have got some

6126
02:20:38,200 --> 02:20:39,660
stick in school for that.

6127
02:20:41,100 --> 02:20:42,620
Yeah, Manlove.

6128
02:20:43,220 --> 02:20:44,580
Who were you loving yesterday?

6129
02:20:45,240 --> 02:20:46,180
A man with it.

6130
02:20:47,240 --> 02:20:48,470
There'll be a lot of that going

6131
02:20:48,470 --> 02:20:48,980
on.

6132
02:20:49,020 --> 02:20:49,930
Real playground sort of

6133
02:20:49,930 --> 02:20:51,320
bullying behavior, you know.

6134
02:20:51,740 --> 02:20:52,280
And then,

6135
02:20:52,520 --> 02:20:54,170
then you get names that wouldn't

6136
02:20:54,170 --> 02:20:55,120
probably raise

6137
02:20:55,120 --> 02:20:57,660
an eyebrow in the States.

6138
02:20:58,380 --> 02:20:59,280
Randy Miller.

6139
02:21:01,220 --> 02:21:02,260
Randy Miller.

6140
02:21:02,620 --> 02:21:03,960
And John Rex.

6141
02:21:05,620 --> 02:21:07,160
Nintendo Game Boy.

6142
02:21:07,700 --> 02:21:09,220
Nintendo Game Boy.

6143
02:21:09,620 --> 02:21:10,700
Thank you very much there,

6144
02:21:10,860 --> 02:21:12,120
Kim Philby's Kettle.

6145
02:21:12,620 --> 02:21:13,840
Very, very kind of you there.

6146
02:21:14,120 --> 02:21:15,020
Nathan Callahan.

6147
02:21:20,620 --> 02:21:21,680
What the fuck is this?

6148
02:21:21,680 --> 02:21:23,100
Super Bowl Pacific data.

6149
02:21:23,260 --> 02:21:23,520
That was,

6150
02:21:23,620 --> 02:21:24,780
we were writing the Super Bowl.

6151
02:21:24,860 --> 02:21:25,960
It's been a few weeks since the

6152
02:21:25,960 --> 02:21:26,970
last computer conference

6153
02:21:26,970 --> 02:21:27,660
installation.

6154
02:21:42,020 --> 02:21:48,280
What a great show.

6155
02:21:48,280 --> 02:21:48,280
What a great show.

6156
02:21:52,120 --> 02:21:52,470
And we need to consult our

6157
02:21:52,470 --> 02:21:56,440
Computer Chronicles compendium.

6158
02:21:57,080 --> 02:21:58,040
The only thing is,

6159
02:21:58,420 --> 02:21:59,120
I can't,

6160
02:21:59,280 --> 02:22:00,980
I don't have access to the Kranz

6161
02:22:00,980 --> 02:22:02,500
Tracker 5000.

6162
02:22:05,460 --> 02:22:07,380
How do I get this fucking thing?

6163
02:22:07,660 --> 02:22:07,880
Oh yeah.

6164
02:22:11,360 --> 02:22:12,600
I'm wondering how

6165
02:22:12,600 --> 02:22:13,400
Twisted.

6166
02:22:13,980 --> 02:22:14,280
This.

6167
02:22:14,440 --> 02:22:15,340
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

6168
02:22:15,600 --> 02:22:16,040
Twisted.

6169
02:22:16,240 --> 02:22:17,360
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

6170
02:22:17,780 --> 02:22:19,800
Is this updated by your man,

6171
02:22:20,660 --> 02:22:21,100
Sam,

6172
02:22:21,180 --> 02:22:21,780
who made it?

6173
02:22:23,460 --> 02:22:24,560
Because I don't have the access

6174
02:22:24,560 --> 02:22:25,360
to it.

6175
02:22:26,020 --> 02:22:28,110
But I do have the access to Viper

6176
02:22:28,110 --> 02:22:29,540
Chronicles.

6177
02:22:31,860 --> 02:22:34,040
And that was 1985.

6178
02:22:34,040 --> 02:22:36,560
Computer Graphics.

6179
02:22:37,220 --> 02:22:38,440
We just watched.

6180
02:22:39,100 --> 02:22:40,280
Or 1984.

6181
02:22:45,000 --> 02:22:45,980
Go to that.

6182
02:22:47,420 --> 02:22:48,420
Season 2.

6183
02:22:53,540 --> 02:22:55,200
Low end Japanese.

6184
02:22:55,440 --> 02:22:56,900
Computer Graphics 1985.

6185
02:22:58,220 --> 02:22:58,860
Watched.

6186
02:23:01,520 --> 02:23:03,080
And click that as watched.

6187
02:23:03,080 --> 02:23:05,860
And that's it.

6188
02:23:05,920 --> 02:23:06,320
That's done.

6189
02:23:06,420 --> 02:23:07,600
We now know

6190
02:23:07,600 --> 02:23:08,900
that that will have been

6191
02:23:08,900 --> 02:23:09,440
recorded.

6192
02:23:09,980 --> 02:23:10,820
And we'll never

6193
02:23:10,820 --> 02:23:12,380
accidentally watch something

6194
02:23:12,380 --> 02:23:13,820
we haven't seen before.

6195
02:23:16,820 --> 02:23:17,820
Dara Darmody.

6196
02:23:18,200 --> 02:23:19,620
Don't forget the search bar.

6197
02:23:21,460 --> 02:23:22,370
So I just searched them like

6198
02:23:22,370 --> 02:23:23,220
this.

6199
02:23:23,900 --> 02:23:24,480
This is.

6200
02:23:25,340 --> 02:23:25,820
Next.

6201
02:23:27,420 --> 02:23:28,180
How's it going there?

6202
02:23:28,620 --> 02:23:29,840
The wrong bulletin there.

6203
02:23:30,660 --> 02:23:31,140
Thank you.

6204
02:23:33,400 --> 02:23:37,520
I the lord of tea and toast.

6205
02:23:39,720 --> 02:23:40,160
Yeah.

6206
02:23:40,200 --> 02:23:40,640
I fucking.

6207
02:23:40,860 --> 02:23:41,500
I didn't know that.

6208
02:23:41,580 --> 02:23:42,160
I have C.

6209
02:23:42,400 --> 02:23:43,520
Maybe that's for Connor.

6210
02:23:43,640 --> 02:23:44,840
I was typing Chronicles for

6211
02:23:44,840 --> 02:23:46,100
Computer Chronicles.

6212
02:23:46,260 --> 02:23:48,140
For some reason.

6213
02:23:48,360 --> 02:23:48,740
C.

6214
02:23:49,200 --> 02:23:50,420
Hotkeys into fucking Connor

6215
02:23:50,420 --> 02:23:51,200
Williams.

6216
02:23:52,320 --> 02:23:53,340
This is live.

6217
02:23:53,460 --> 02:23:53,700
Yeah.

6218
02:23:54,000 --> 02:23:54,280
Gary.

6219
02:23:54,360 --> 02:23:55,000
This is live.

6220
02:23:55,360 --> 02:23:57,900
And we do have him on the.

6221
02:23:57,940 --> 02:23:58,420
The.

6222
02:23:58,660 --> 02:24:00,080
The other end of the line there.

6223
02:24:00,140 --> 02:24:00,800
At all times.

6224
02:24:01,180 --> 02:24:01,760
Ready to go.

6225
02:24:02,040 --> 02:24:04,160
I'm just fine and dandy.

6226
02:24:04,580 --> 02:24:06,160
I'm just fine and dandy.

6227
02:24:06,660 --> 02:24:07,480
I'm okay.

6228
02:24:09,480 --> 02:24:11,120
I think he falls on his arse.

6229
02:24:11,240 --> 02:24:11,680
After that.

6230
02:24:12,260 --> 02:24:13,100
Varney Teabag.

6231
02:24:13,180 --> 02:24:14,000
Thank you very much.

6232
02:24:14,120 --> 02:24:14,340
There.

6233
02:24:14,460 --> 02:24:14,960
For the tip.

6234
02:24:14,960 --> 02:24:20,320
Can't beat.

6235
02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:22,180
The cold rock shandy.

6236
02:24:24,980 --> 02:24:25,460
So.

6237
02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:30,040
Let's just say G.

6238
02:24:31,140 --> 02:24:31,500
Oh no.

6239
02:24:31,560 --> 02:24:32,540
That's hockey in as well.

6240
02:24:34,120 --> 02:24:35,420
The fuck is going on.

6241
02:24:35,980 --> 02:24:36,680
You're on my line.

6242
02:24:38,460 --> 02:24:40,020
How is there hotkeys for.

6243
02:24:42,100 --> 02:24:43,160
What I'm doing here.

6244
02:24:43,160 --> 02:24:43,800
Oh I'm.

6245
02:24:43,920 --> 02:24:44,160
I'm.

6246
02:24:44,340 --> 02:24:44,540
I'm.

6247
02:24:44,600 --> 02:24:45,480
I'm not using the right.

6248
02:24:45,700 --> 02:24:46,400
The keyboard yet.

6249
02:24:46,640 --> 02:24:47,080
I get you.

6250
02:24:47,120 --> 02:24:47,500
I get you.

6251
02:24:47,560 --> 02:24:47,820
I see.

6252
02:24:49,340 --> 02:24:49,700
Okay.

6253
02:24:51,100 --> 02:24:51,430
Using the wrong fucking

6254
02:24:51,430 --> 02:24:52,840
keyboard there.

6255
02:24:56,520 --> 02:24:58,000
Was it computer graphics.

6256
02:24:58,100 --> 02:24:59,420
So if I just write graphics.

6257
02:25:00,720 --> 02:25:01,620
I didn't even know.

6258
02:25:01,620 --> 02:25:02,580
I didn't even know I had hotkeys

6259
02:25:02,580 --> 02:25:03,120
for the fucking.

6260
02:25:03,520 --> 02:25:04,800
The streaming software.

6261
02:25:04,920 --> 02:25:05,760
I didn't know that even was a

6262
02:25:05,760 --> 02:25:06,120
thing.

6263
02:25:06,840 --> 02:25:07,940
I mean I knew you could do it.

6264
02:25:08,420 --> 02:25:09,090
But I didn't know they were

6265
02:25:09,090 --> 02:25:10,780
enabled automatically like that.

6266
02:25:12,120 --> 02:25:12,940
Computer graphics.

6267
02:25:13,100 --> 02:25:13,740
So that's great.

6268
02:25:13,860 --> 02:25:15,070
We can cycle through a few

6269
02:25:15,070 --> 02:25:16,500
different computer graphics

6270
02:25:16,500 --> 02:25:17,460
episodes here.

6271
02:25:17,520 --> 02:25:18,430
And that's some great stuff

6272
02:25:18,430 --> 02:25:18,820
there.

6273
02:25:18,920 --> 02:25:19,100
What.

6274
02:25:19,840 --> 02:25:20,720
Dara has done.

6275
02:25:22,120 --> 02:25:22,940
Change the game.

6276
02:25:23,060 --> 02:25:24,180
So to speak.

6277
02:25:24,740 --> 02:25:25,500
3D graphics.

6278
02:25:25,580 --> 02:25:26,200
Have we seen that?

6279
02:25:26,240 --> 02:25:27,100
It's got ants in it.

6280
02:25:27,140 --> 02:25:27,720
I think we have.

6281
02:25:29,080 --> 02:25:29,820
Yeah it's watched.

6282
02:25:31,960 --> 02:25:32,700
It's watched.

6283
02:25:34,580 --> 02:25:35,510
What I like about this is the

6284
02:25:35,510 --> 02:25:39,360
extensive thumbnail compendium.

6285
02:25:39,860 --> 02:25:41,080
I think it's going to be a net

6286
02:25:41,080 --> 02:25:41,680
cafe.

6287
02:25:42,440 --> 02:25:42,760
And.

6288
02:25:43,320 --> 02:25:44,580
Just updating as I go.

6289
02:25:44,660 --> 02:25:45,160
Says Sam.

6290
02:25:45,260 --> 02:25:46,170
Thanks very much for the tip

6291
02:25:46,170 --> 02:25:46,540
there.

6292
02:25:47,020 --> 02:25:48,480
There is a search bar on the crons

6293
02:25:48,480 --> 02:25:50,360
tracker 5000 too.

6294
02:25:51,740 --> 02:25:52,780
All the fucking is.

6295
02:25:53,600 --> 02:25:54,200
Look at this.

6296
02:25:54,440 --> 02:25:55,900
Show watched only as well.

6297
02:25:56,620 --> 02:25:57,240
Completed.

6298
02:25:57,580 --> 02:25:58,820
Tick equals completed.

6299
02:25:59,080 --> 02:26:00,400
Egg timer is partial.

6300
02:26:00,860 --> 02:26:01,700
Then you've got search.

6301
02:26:02,240 --> 02:26:03,400
All in that.

6302
02:26:03,940 --> 02:26:05,400
Traditional Windows.

6303
02:26:06,080 --> 02:26:06,560
95.

6304
02:26:06,860 --> 02:26:07,340
98.

6305
02:26:08,240 --> 02:26:09,900
Graphical user interface.

6306
02:26:12,240 --> 02:26:13,740
Just typing games.

6307
02:26:14,900 --> 02:26:15,600
And then look.

6308
02:26:15,780 --> 02:26:16,660
Computer games.

6309
02:26:17,240 --> 02:26:17,720
1984.

6310
02:26:18,180 --> 02:26:18,660
1985.

6311
02:26:19,360 --> 02:26:20,280
There's computer games for

6312
02:26:20,280 --> 02:26:21,600
every year nearly.

6313
02:26:23,000 --> 02:26:23,310
That would have been a banker

6314
02:26:23,310 --> 02:26:25,030
episode where Stu would have

6315
02:26:25,030 --> 02:26:25,580
said.

6316
02:26:26,040 --> 02:26:26,360
Alright.

6317
02:26:26,500 --> 02:26:27,570
And then we've got a computer

6318
02:26:27,570 --> 02:26:28,580
games for that year.

6319
02:26:28,880 --> 02:26:30,260
But it does kind of stop though

6320
02:26:30,260 --> 02:26:31,120
in the 90s.

6321
02:26:31,140 --> 02:26:31,960
Early 90s.

6322
02:26:32,360 --> 02:26:33,610
Then it picks up again in the

6323
02:26:33,610 --> 02:26:35,040
mid to late 90s.

6324
02:26:41,120 --> 02:26:42,440
Online games.

6325
02:26:42,660 --> 02:26:43,060
98.

6326
02:26:43,160 --> 02:26:44,300
That's going to be a sizzler.

6327
02:26:44,740 --> 02:26:46,420
That is going to be a sizzler.

6328
02:26:47,840 --> 02:26:48,400
Fucking hell.

6329
02:26:48,420 --> 02:26:49,500
You haven't watched it as well.

6330
02:26:49,840 --> 02:26:50,950
It's just one of those things

6331
02:26:50,950 --> 02:26:51,380
though.

6332
02:26:51,420 --> 02:26:51,740
It's like.

6333
02:26:51,820 --> 02:26:52,000
You know.

6334
02:26:52,060 --> 02:26:53,140
Do you want to watch that?

6335
02:26:53,220 --> 02:26:54,740
A 1998 episode.

6336
02:26:55,040 --> 02:26:56,420
Called online games.

6337
02:26:57,200 --> 02:26:58,340
Or do you want to save that in

6338
02:26:58,340 --> 02:26:59,140
the bag?

6339
02:27:00,460 --> 02:27:00,860
Do you know?

6340
02:27:04,260 --> 02:27:05,060
I don't know.

6341
02:27:05,300 --> 02:27:06,280
I really don't know.

6342
02:27:09,520 --> 02:27:09,880
Music.

6343
02:27:09,880 --> 02:27:16,360
Midi music.

6344
02:27:17,100 --> 02:27:17,860
Interactive music.

6345
02:27:17,960 --> 02:27:18,720
Music on PC.

6346
02:27:19,120 --> 02:27:20,080
Maybe a Net Cafe.

6347
02:27:20,980 --> 02:27:22,360
To finish off here.

6348
02:27:22,540 --> 02:27:23,440
I know it's been a.

6349
02:27:23,560 --> 02:27:24,520
How long has it been?

6350
02:27:24,920 --> 02:27:25,520
Two and a half.

6351
02:27:25,760 --> 02:27:27,520
Let's just get a Net Cafe on.

6352
02:27:27,680 --> 02:27:28,040
Twisted.

6353
02:27:28,600 --> 02:27:29,780
And see what's going on with

6354
02:27:29,780 --> 02:27:30,340
that.

6355
02:27:31,800 --> 02:27:32,960
Women on the web.

6356
02:27:33,960 --> 02:27:34,400
Games.

6357
02:27:37,260 --> 02:27:38,180
Fucking brilliant man.

6358
02:27:38,240 --> 02:27:39,320
The link is here and everything.

6359
02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:40,720
Obviously.

6360
02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:42,930
That's there in Dara's world as

6361
02:27:42,930 --> 02:27:43,580
well.

6362
02:27:43,680 --> 02:27:44,700
I'm just going to refer to this.

6363
02:27:44,700 --> 02:27:46,040
As Dara's world.

6364
02:27:50,180 --> 02:27:50,780
And then.

6365
02:27:50,780 --> 02:27:52,240
The thumbnails are there.

6366
02:27:52,380 --> 02:27:53,520
On the Kranz tracker.

6367
02:27:54,100 --> 02:27:55,500
You can see all the fucking

6368
02:27:55,500 --> 02:27:56,680
thumbnails.

6369
02:27:59,380 --> 02:28:00,740
Gives you the whole episode.

6370
02:28:03,020 --> 02:28:04,220
It's just a thing.

6371
02:28:04,340 --> 02:28:05,140
There are two.

6372
02:28:06,140 --> 02:28:07,760
Different things of beauty.

6373
02:28:09,500 --> 02:28:10,800
The complete quake.

6374
02:28:16,240 --> 02:28:16,780
Oh yeah.

6375
02:28:16,820 --> 02:28:17,560
Well this is it.

6376
02:28:17,880 --> 02:28:18,800
This is what we're watching.

6377
02:28:19,640 --> 02:28:20,820
Is that fucking.

6378
02:28:22,820 --> 02:28:23,960
I thought that was.

6379
02:28:24,960 --> 02:28:25,920
Broken sword.

6380
02:28:28,200 --> 02:28:28,720
Possibly.

6381
02:28:28,800 --> 02:28:29,700
Let's have a little look here.

6382
02:28:29,700 --> 02:28:30,980
And see what we've got going on.

6383
02:28:31,060 --> 02:28:31,340
YouTube.

6384
02:28:31,680 --> 02:28:32,160
Games.

6385
02:28:32,160 --> 02:28:35,840
Audio is.

6386
02:28:36,360 --> 02:28:37,000
Great as well.

6387
02:28:37,060 --> 02:28:37,700
I can hear it.

6388
02:28:37,940 --> 02:28:38,740
Very clearly.

6389
02:28:39,180 --> 02:28:40,240
I think it's a great rip.

6390
02:28:40,340 --> 02:28:41,480
It's a great encode.

6391
02:28:46,700 --> 02:28:47,520
Brilliant stuff.

6392
02:28:55,980 --> 02:28:56,900
And look at that.

6393
02:28:56,960 --> 02:28:57,620
That filter.

6394
02:28:58,740 --> 02:28:59,120
High.

6395
02:28:59,280 --> 02:28:59,700
What was that?

6396
02:29:00,220 --> 02:29:00,620
Posterity.

6397
02:29:01,700 --> 02:29:03,200
High posterity maybe.

6398
02:29:03,200 --> 02:29:03,880
On the.

6399
02:29:05,380 --> 02:29:06,740
Shots of San Francisco.

6400
02:29:07,540 --> 02:29:08,790
I'd love to make my own version

6401
02:29:08,790 --> 02:29:09,600
of this.

6402
02:29:12,280 --> 02:29:13,440
I've said it before.

6403
02:29:13,620 --> 02:29:14,910
And I've only said it to one

6404
02:29:14,910 --> 02:29:15,600
person.

6405
02:29:17,220 --> 02:29:18,540
Because I didn't want to.

6406
02:29:20,020 --> 02:29:21,580
To be promising anything.

6407
02:29:21,980 --> 02:29:22,600
Too amazing.

6408
02:29:22,700 --> 02:29:23,540
But I feel as though.

6409
02:29:23,680 --> 02:29:24,930
If I am to really take this

6410
02:29:24,930 --> 02:29:26,000
seriously now.

6411
02:29:26,560 --> 02:29:28,060
Then I have to say it.

6412
02:29:28,140 --> 02:29:29,300
Because then the pressure will

6413
02:29:29,300 --> 02:29:29,960
be on to do it.

6414
02:29:30,320 --> 02:29:30,820
That I.

6415
02:29:30,820 --> 02:29:32,830
I've been thinking about

6416
02:29:32,830 --> 02:29:34,700
changing this room.

6417
02:29:35,220 --> 02:29:35,740
Into.

6418
02:29:37,380 --> 02:29:37,940
Either.

6419
02:29:38,420 --> 02:29:39,480
One of either.

6420
02:29:39,640 --> 02:29:41,100
A computer chronicles.

6421
02:29:41,780 --> 02:29:42,300
Room.

6422
02:29:42,380 --> 02:29:43,670
Either the studio of computer

6423
02:29:43,670 --> 02:29:44,400
chronicles.

6424
02:29:44,560 --> 02:29:44,920
Or.

6425
02:29:45,460 --> 02:29:46,520
A supermarket.

6426
02:29:47,340 --> 02:29:47,980
That it looks like you're in a

6427
02:29:47,980 --> 02:29:49,200
fucking supermarket.

6428
02:29:49,340 --> 02:29:51,820
So I'll have shelves with some

6429
02:29:51,820 --> 02:29:52,660
items on it.

6430
02:29:54,160 --> 02:29:57,200
Cereals, minerals, tins,

6431
02:29:58,300 --> 02:29:59,710
and call it Higgins stores

6432
02:29:59,710 --> 02:30:01,240
inside this.

6433
02:30:01,300 --> 02:30:02,040
So no more get rid of the

6434
02:30:02,040 --> 02:30:02,720
fucking green.

6435
02:30:02,780 --> 02:30:03,820
Well, have the green screen

6436
02:30:03,820 --> 02:30:05,420
there for, you know, for the

6437
02:30:05,420 --> 02:30:06,080
green screens.

6438
02:30:06,080 --> 02:30:07,340
But like change it to a

6439
02:30:07,340 --> 02:30:08,360
supermarket.

6440
02:30:10,160 --> 02:30:12,650
Just a room, just a snapshot or

6441
02:30:12,650 --> 02:30:15,070
even a corner shop or a mini

6442
02:30:15,070 --> 02:30:16,040
mart.

6443
02:30:16,660 --> 02:30:18,940
Or the alternative is to have

6444
02:30:18,940 --> 02:30:21,490
to create a Computer Chronicles

6445
02:30:21,490 --> 02:30:21,920
room

6446
02:30:21,920 --> 02:30:25,090
where it's got very vivid 90s

6447
02:30:25,090 --> 02:30:26,740
color palette,

6448
02:30:27,400 --> 02:30:29,160
a desk and everything like that.

6449
02:30:29,400 --> 02:30:31,130
But I wouldn't really then, I'd

6450
02:30:31,130 --> 02:30:32,950
have to dress as Stu the whole

6451
02:30:32,950 --> 02:30:33,520
time.

6452
02:30:33,980 --> 02:30:35,170
But I don't know whether or not

6453
02:30:35,170 --> 02:30:36,820
that could be a good thing.

6454
02:30:36,900 --> 02:30:37,500
I'm not sure.

6455
02:30:39,540 --> 02:30:39,570
See if it is, yeah, a

6456
02:30:39,570 --> 02:30:41,360
complaints desk.

6457
02:30:41,420 --> 02:30:42,640
This is already getting the

6458
02:30:42,640 --> 02:30:43,520
ideas flowing.

6459
02:30:43,620 --> 02:30:44,840
But even just by saying this,

6460
02:30:44,840 --> 02:30:45,900
it's, you know,

6461
02:30:45,980 --> 02:30:47,340
a complaints desk would be

6462
02:30:47,340 --> 02:30:48,760
great to be able to deal with

6463
02:30:48,760 --> 02:30:49,420
anything,

6464
02:30:49,420 --> 02:30:51,300
you know, head on as well.

6465
02:30:51,300 --> 02:30:53,670
And have that as a real one-to-one

6466
02:30:53,670 --> 02:30:54,520
moment.

6467
02:30:57,720 --> 02:30:59,040
Rashers, 2.99.

6468
02:30:59,400 --> 02:31:01,860
Hopes and dreams, dashed.

6469
02:31:02,160 --> 02:31:03,330
That kind of thing as well, you

6470
02:31:03,330 --> 02:31:03,760
know.

6471
02:31:04,300 --> 02:31:05,590
But I wonder, would it get old

6472
02:31:05,590 --> 02:31:06,680
after a while?

6473
02:31:06,780 --> 02:31:07,640
But it probably wouldn't.

6474
02:31:07,800 --> 02:31:09,160
It would just become a thing

6475
02:31:09,160 --> 02:31:10,350
and then no one would question

6476
02:31:10,350 --> 02:31:10,960
it anymore.

6477
02:31:12,720 --> 02:31:14,520
But, yeah, I know a lad who's

6478
02:31:14,520 --> 02:31:16,440
handy with, like, set design

6479
02:31:16,440 --> 02:31:18,640
carpentry and stuff like that.

6480
02:31:18,700 --> 02:31:20,440
And I wonder would, yeah, would

6481
02:31:20,440 --> 02:31:22,190
it be worth just, like, really

6482
02:31:22,190 --> 02:31:24,200
going all out on it and getting

6483
02:31:24,200 --> 02:31:26,640
this little shop up and running?

6484
02:31:28,100 --> 02:31:31,520
Finding an already existing but

6485
02:31:31,520 --> 02:31:35,100
vacant shop in Mayo somewhere.

6486
02:31:35,480 --> 02:31:36,220
They are out there.

6487
02:31:36,640 --> 02:31:37,690
And trying to get some sort of

6488
02:31:37,690 --> 02:31:38,680
deal together.

6489
02:31:38,820 --> 02:31:40,180
But at the end of the day, it's

6490
02:31:40,180 --> 02:31:41,240
like, then what?

6491
02:31:41,280 --> 02:31:42,240
Are you going to make that a

6492
02:31:42,240 --> 02:31:42,920
fucking base?

6493
02:31:43,420 --> 02:31:44,530
And just do it from there the

6494
02:31:44,530 --> 02:31:45,440
whole time?

6495
02:31:45,920 --> 02:31:46,660
I don't think so.

6496
02:31:46,700 --> 02:31:47,800
I like the idea of it being

6497
02:31:47,800 --> 02:31:48,480
very close.

6498
02:31:48,640 --> 02:31:50,620
The idea to do it is there or

6499
02:31:50,620 --> 02:31:52,600
the want and need to do it is

6500
02:31:52,600 --> 02:31:53,340
there.

6501
02:31:53,400 --> 02:31:54,240
And then you just get away

6502
02:31:54,240 --> 02:31:54,920
straight on it.

6503
02:31:55,000 --> 02:31:56,860
Having another location to have

6504
02:31:56,860 --> 02:31:57,540
to go to.

6505
02:31:58,600 --> 02:31:59,670
But then I would be in the

6506
02:31:59,670 --> 02:32:02,820
situation where a room, like,

6507
02:32:02,820 --> 02:32:05,640
where my actual room is a joke.

6508
02:32:05,880 --> 02:32:07,210
Like, it's not like somewhere

6509
02:32:07,210 --> 02:32:08,560
you'd live, you know.

6510
02:32:08,620 --> 02:32:10,150
It's like a supermarket fucking

6511
02:32:10,150 --> 02:32:10,840
shop then.

6512
02:32:11,220 --> 02:32:13,090
So it'd be living, really

6513
02:32:13,090 --> 02:32:15,390
living in the joke, even after

6514
02:32:15,390 --> 02:32:17,300
the stream had gone on.

6515
02:32:17,500 --> 02:32:18,500
And there might be some

6516
02:32:18,500 --> 02:32:20,200
depressing moments in that.

6517
02:32:20,380 --> 02:32:21,640
I haven't really thought that

6518
02:32:21,640 --> 02:32:22,320
far ahead.

6519
02:32:23,320 --> 02:32:25,970
But anyway, let's just see how

6520
02:32:25,970 --> 02:32:27,980
we get on here.

6521
02:32:27,980 --> 02:32:39,830
Tonight at the Internet Cafe,

6522
02:32:39,830 --> 02:32:47,160
games on the net.

6523
02:32:48,320 --> 02:32:49,760
Meet game guru George Jones for

6524
02:32:49,760 --> 02:32:52,540
a guide to great gaming sites.

6525
02:32:53,980 --> 02:32:55,320
We've not seen George Jones

6526
02:32:55,320 --> 02:32:56,340
before.

6527
02:32:56,340 --> 02:33:00,040
We haven't.

6528
02:33:02,320 --> 02:33:02,600
Here's a game with an attitude,

6529
02:33:02,600 --> 02:33:05,720
full throttle, and its mild-mannered

6530
02:33:05,720 --> 02:33:07,960
designer, Tim Schafer.

6531
02:33:08,540 --> 02:33:09,770
He had to put in that he was

6532
02:33:09,770 --> 02:33:11,200
mild-mannered.

6533
02:33:11,400 --> 02:33:11,760
Schafer.

6534
02:33:12,180 --> 02:33:13,650
The Total Entertainment Network

6535
02:33:13,650 --> 02:33:15,380
gets a 10 for letting you go

6536
02:33:15,380 --> 02:33:16,990
online and play other gamers

6537
02:33:16,990 --> 02:33:18,240
around the world.

6538
02:33:18,640 --> 02:33:20,090
And MUDs gain a new dimension,

6539
02:33:20,090 --> 02:33:21,960
cool graphics, thanks to Mike

6540
02:33:21,960 --> 02:33:24,000
Sellers and Meridian 59.

6541
02:33:24,240 --> 02:33:26,180
Plus free software, Blackjack,

6542
02:33:26,180 --> 02:33:27,160
Tetris with Tri-

6543
02:33:27,160 --> 02:33:29,220
Meridian 59.

6544
02:33:30,220 --> 02:33:31,420
Stretching virtual pool.

6545
02:33:31,420 --> 02:33:32,740
All coming your way in our

6546
02:33:32,740 --> 02:33:33,620
Cyber Blast.

6547
02:33:33,960 --> 02:33:35,620
Games on the net tonight at the

6548
02:33:35,620 --> 02:33:36,760
Internet Cafe.

6549
02:33:37,200 --> 02:33:37,920
Look at that.

6550
02:33:38,000 --> 02:33:38,800
I remember that.

6551
02:33:39,260 --> 02:33:40,600
Downhill fucking skiing.

6552
02:33:41,960 --> 02:33:42,240
Yeah.

6553
02:33:42,360 --> 02:33:45,340
And to have good lower body dexterity.

6554
02:33:45,500 --> 02:33:47,640
To be able to swing those hips.

6555
02:33:47,780 --> 02:33:48,560
Games on the net.

6556
02:33:48,560 --> 02:33:48,920
And legs.

6557
02:33:49,780 --> 02:33:51,770
It really was the stupidest

6558
02:33:51,770 --> 02:33:54,080
looking arcade game there was,

6559
02:33:54,080 --> 02:33:56,220
I think, I have ever seen.

6560
02:33:56,760 --> 02:33:59,140
Tonight at the Internet Cafe.

6561
02:34:00,820 --> 02:34:01,710
The Internet Cafe is made

6562
02:34:01,710 --> 02:34:04,700
possible in part by Intel.

6563
02:34:05,340 --> 02:34:07,200
I could be wrong here.

6564
02:34:07,340 --> 02:34:08,380
Nice little hot rod there.

6565
02:34:09,080 --> 02:34:10,880
But I think all this shit

6566
02:34:10,880 --> 02:34:13,400
started with the motorbikes.

6567
02:34:13,860 --> 02:34:14,380
Possibly.

6568
02:34:14,860 --> 02:34:16,240
Manx TT motorbike.

6569
02:34:16,360 --> 02:34:17,500
Maybe something different in

6570
02:34:17,500 --> 02:34:18,160
the States.

6571
02:34:19,540 --> 02:34:20,800
Once they saw how entertaining

6572
02:34:20,800 --> 02:34:22,280
that would be.

6573
02:34:22,760 --> 02:34:23,790
To get on a fucking pretend

6574
02:34:23,790 --> 02:34:25,470
motorbike and drive around the

6575
02:34:25,470 --> 02:34:26,340
Laxy Coast.

6576
02:34:26,800 --> 02:34:27,420
At speed.

6577
02:34:27,660 --> 02:34:29,020
Then you had all sorts of

6578
02:34:29,020 --> 02:34:30,640
fucking weird stuff.

6579
02:34:30,740 --> 02:34:31,700
Maybe this is, maybe it was

6580
02:34:31,700 --> 02:34:32,840
just all normal in Japan.

6581
02:34:32,940 --> 02:34:33,600
Maybe in Japan.

6582
02:34:34,160 --> 02:34:35,280
That's probably Wave Racer

6583
02:34:35,280 --> 02:34:35,860
actually.

6584
02:34:36,700 --> 02:34:37,790
That's probably you're on a jet

6585
02:34:37,790 --> 02:34:38,280
ski.

6586
02:34:39,720 --> 02:34:40,880
And as for this one here, I don't

6587
02:34:40,880 --> 02:34:42,740
know what she's at.

6588
02:34:44,200 --> 02:34:45,370
She had to be inside a kind of

6589
02:34:45,370 --> 02:34:47,140
a rubbery grip.

6590
02:34:47,400 --> 02:34:48,220
Thank you.

6591
02:34:49,020 --> 02:34:50,280
In order not to fall and damage

6592
02:34:50,280 --> 02:34:51,140
herself.

6593
02:34:52,360 --> 02:34:53,200
Dez, thanks very much for the

6594
02:34:53,200 --> 02:34:54,160
tip there.

6595
02:34:54,160 --> 02:34:54,900
Upleater music.

6596
02:34:55,140 --> 02:34:55,300
Cafe.

6597
02:34:55,940 --> 02:34:57,080
The Internet Cafe is made

6598
02:34:57,080 --> 02:34:59,140
possible in part by Intel.

6599
02:34:59,740 --> 02:35:00,800
One innovative idea always

6600
02:35:00,800 --> 02:35:01,980
leads to another.

6601
02:35:02,500 --> 02:35:03,930
Now there are connected CD-ROMs

6602
02:35:03,930 --> 02:35:05,310
that link rich multimedia with

6603
02:35:05,310 --> 02:35:06,540
related information on the

6604
02:35:06,540 --> 02:35:07,240
Internet.

6605
02:35:07,820 --> 02:35:09,080
For connected CD-ROMs, it's the

6606
02:35:09,080 --> 02:35:10,780
Intel Pentium Processor.

6607
02:35:12,620 --> 02:35:13,820
Do, do, do, do.

6608
02:35:15,160 --> 02:35:15,990
Apparently Intel are fucking

6609
02:35:15,990 --> 02:35:17,840
going bust now as well.

6610
02:35:17,900 --> 02:35:19,010
They're cutting staff down in

6611
02:35:19,010 --> 02:35:19,460
Dublin.

6612
02:35:19,580 --> 02:35:20,340
Pentium Processor.

6613
02:35:21,100 --> 02:35:23,170
Apparently Intel have fallen

6614
02:35:23,170 --> 02:35:25,280
behind the wayside.

6615
02:35:26,060 --> 02:35:28,230
This new, fast-paced, techno

6616
02:35:28,230 --> 02:35:29,940
world we're living in.

6617
02:35:29,980 --> 02:35:30,900
There's nothing new about it.

6618
02:35:32,000 --> 02:35:33,340
They're getting taken over.

6619
02:35:33,460 --> 02:35:33,940
Intel.

6620
02:35:34,600 --> 02:35:37,040
You've got Apple's M3 chip now.

6621
02:35:37,540 --> 02:35:38,480
Probably M4.

6622
02:35:38,960 --> 02:35:39,980
They don't need Intel's help

6623
02:35:39,980 --> 02:35:40,680
anymore.

6624
02:35:41,520 --> 02:35:42,850
AMD are meant to be better than

6625
02:35:42,850 --> 02:35:43,860
Intel now.

6626
02:35:44,200 --> 02:35:44,700
I don't know.

6627
02:35:45,300 --> 02:35:46,250
I've got a Pentium in my

6628
02:35:46,250 --> 02:35:46,960
machine here.

6629
02:35:47,340 --> 02:35:48,860
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

6630
02:35:49,140 --> 02:35:50,820
I've just always felt like Pentium

6631
02:35:50,820 --> 02:35:51,920
just felt real.

6632
02:35:52,060 --> 02:35:53,740
Felt, felt like the real deal.

6633
02:35:54,580 --> 02:35:56,760
But, uh, what, what else?

6634
02:35:57,100 --> 02:35:57,500
Nvidia.

6635
02:35:57,820 --> 02:36:00,120
I don't even know if they make

6636
02:36:00,120 --> 02:36:00,460
core.

6637
02:36:00,860 --> 02:36:01,630
They don't make computer

6638
02:36:01,630 --> 02:36:02,980
fucking chips, do they?

6639
02:36:03,000 --> 02:36:04,320
They make graphic units.

6640
02:36:04,420 --> 02:36:06,670
But that's, isn't a graphic

6641
02:36:06,670 --> 02:36:08,420
card just a load of fucking

6642
02:36:08,420 --> 02:36:09,580
computer chips

6643
02:36:09,580 --> 02:36:10,940
in doing something different?

6644
02:36:11,020 --> 02:36:11,520
I don't know.

6645
02:36:12,020 --> 02:36:12,660
I don't know.

6646
02:36:12,760 --> 02:36:14,600
Makes you wonder why they don't

6647
02:36:14,600 --> 02:36:15,880
make computer chips

6648
02:36:15,880 --> 02:36:18,690
if they make things that are so

6649
02:36:18,690 --> 02:36:19,660
powerful

6650
02:36:19,660 --> 02:36:21,900
that you can mine fucking fake

6651
02:36:21,900 --> 02:36:24,740
cryptocurrencies and shit in it.

6652
02:36:29,300 --> 02:36:32,060
Love that.

6653
02:36:32,280 --> 02:36:32,920
Love that.

6654
02:36:33,400 --> 02:36:35,400
That's, you can even hear Gene

6655
02:36:35,400 --> 02:36:37,100
Wither speaking.

6656
02:36:38,100 --> 02:36:39,320
And what we see there is Stu

6657
02:36:39,320 --> 02:36:42,340
really ignoring for the camera.

6658
02:36:43,740 --> 02:36:44,250
And also we get to rewind it

6659
02:36:44,250 --> 02:36:46,060
three or four more times

6660
02:36:46,060 --> 02:36:48,840
hearing the Pentium sound.

6661
02:36:49,840 --> 02:36:50,500
Listen to this.

6662
02:36:54,080 --> 02:36:55,060
Lovely ignorance.

6663
02:36:56,420 --> 02:36:56,880
But it's not.

6664
02:36:57,000 --> 02:36:57,980
It's, it's scripted.

6665
02:36:58,120 --> 02:36:59,020
So busy talking.

6666
02:36:59,020 --> 02:36:59,940
You're Jane Wither.

6667
02:37:00,740 --> 02:37:02,280
Welcome to the Internet Cafe.

6668
02:37:02,500 --> 02:37:03,320
I'm Stuart Shaffey.

6669
02:37:03,380 --> 02:37:04,160
We're so busy talking.

6670
02:37:05,860 --> 02:37:07,380
Welcome to the Internet Cafe.

6671
02:37:07,660 --> 02:37:08,440
I'm Stuart Shaffey.

6672
02:37:08,580 --> 02:37:08,880
We're so busy talking.

6673
02:37:10,480 --> 02:37:10,880
Sorry.

6674
02:37:10,980 --> 02:37:11,940
I like hearing that.

6675
02:37:12,060 --> 02:37:12,860
Do, do, do, do, do.

6676
02:37:12,940 --> 02:37:14,970
Really was a great little tune

6677
02:37:14,970 --> 02:37:16,720
signature for the brand.

6678
02:37:16,840 --> 02:37:18,300
Because it just, it just worked.

6679
02:37:19,000 --> 02:37:20,480
It's up there with mmm, the

6680
02:37:20,480 --> 02:37:21,280
known.

6681
02:37:22,020 --> 02:37:24,220
And, uh, ba, da, ba, ba, ba.

6682
02:37:24,260 --> 02:37:24,740
I'm loving it.

6683
02:37:24,740 --> 02:37:25,940
Even though I didn't like that.

6684
02:37:26,220 --> 02:37:27,180
It still worked.

6685
02:37:27,580 --> 02:37:28,120
Welcome to the Internet.

6686
02:37:28,440 --> 02:37:29,810
And even before then, what was

6687
02:37:29,810 --> 02:37:30,100
it?

6688
02:37:31,360 --> 02:37:32,620
Always Coca-Cola.

6689
02:37:32,780 --> 02:37:34,440
The sun will always shine.

6690
02:37:34,620 --> 02:37:35,940
The stars will always shine.

6691
02:37:36,380 --> 02:37:38,780
The sun will always burn.

6692
02:37:39,500 --> 02:37:40,480
But whenever there is Coke,

6693
02:37:40,480 --> 02:37:42,540
there's always the real thing.

6694
02:37:43,540 --> 02:37:45,560
Coca-Cola is always the one.

6695
02:37:47,120 --> 02:37:47,650
Whenever there is fun, there's

6696
02:37:47,650 --> 02:37:49,730
always Coca-Cola or something

6697
02:37:49,730 --> 02:37:50,660
like that.

6698
02:37:50,660 --> 02:37:51,260
Internet Cafe.

6699
02:37:51,480 --> 02:37:52,280
I'm Stuart Shaffey.

6700
02:37:52,340 --> 02:37:53,140
We're so busy talking.

6701
02:37:53,260 --> 02:37:54,330
You're Jane Wither and Andrew

6702
02:37:54,330 --> 02:37:54,880
DeVries.

6703
02:37:55,260 --> 02:37:56,130
And we're talking about games

6704
02:37:56,130 --> 02:37:56,680
tonight.

6705
02:37:56,840 --> 02:37:58,180
It's a shame, actually.

6706
02:37:58,260 --> 02:37:59,580
I can hear the audio, but it

6707
02:37:59,580 --> 02:38:00,940
does sound like it's coming

6708
02:38:00,940 --> 02:38:02,480
from a fucking wind tunnel.

6709
02:38:03,140 --> 02:38:05,270
And also, strange cameo from

6710
02:38:05,270 --> 02:38:07,420
Jerry Adams in the background

6711
02:38:07,420 --> 02:38:08,160
there.

6712
02:38:09,160 --> 02:38:10,780
Who was doing a little bit of

6713
02:38:10,780 --> 02:38:13,310
computering out there in

6714
02:38:13,310 --> 02:38:15,100
Silicon Valley.

6715
02:38:15,620 --> 02:38:17,220
Or was he a part of some sort

6716
02:38:17,220 --> 02:38:19,500
of computer-based choir?

6717
02:38:19,920 --> 02:38:22,000
If you look at these four here,

6718
02:38:22,000 --> 02:38:24,160
it looks like they're singing

6719
02:38:24,160 --> 02:38:26,470
an ode to computer discs, CD-ROMs,

6720
02:38:26,470 --> 02:38:28,360
processors and the like.

6721
02:38:28,960 --> 02:38:29,810
Doesn't it look like they're

6722
02:38:29,810 --> 02:38:30,480
singing?

6723
02:38:30,640 --> 02:38:31,870
I don't know if they are or

6724
02:38:31,870 --> 02:38:32,400
what.

6725
02:38:32,740 --> 02:38:33,750
And apologies for the audio,

6726
02:38:33,750 --> 02:38:35,060
even though I can hear it.

6727
02:38:35,260 --> 02:38:41,940
Is this Cybersmith?

6728
02:38:42,500 --> 02:38:43,790
Cybersmith Cafe had a little

6729
02:38:43,790 --> 02:38:45,800
games arcade section in it.

6730
02:38:48,480 --> 02:38:50,020
Welcome to the Internet Cafe.

6731
02:38:50,280 --> 02:38:51,060
I'm Stuart Shaffey.

6732
02:38:51,120 --> 02:38:51,900
We're so busy talking.

6733
02:38:52,020 --> 02:38:53,090
You're Jane Wither and Andrew

6734
02:38:53,090 --> 02:38:53,640
DeVries.

6735
02:38:54,040 --> 02:38:54,920
And we're talking about games

6736
02:38:54,920 --> 02:38:55,460
tonight.

6737
02:38:56,120 --> 02:38:57,780
And I must admit, I'm a gamer.

6738
02:38:57,940 --> 02:38:58,780
But do you like games?

6739
02:38:58,880 --> 02:38:59,360
Computer games?

6740
02:38:59,440 --> 02:38:59,820
Net games?

6741
02:38:59,980 --> 02:39:01,260
I like games, but not-

6742
02:39:01,260 --> 02:39:01,980
Do you like games?

6743
02:39:02,080 --> 02:39:02,740
Computer games?

6744
02:39:02,840 --> 02:39:03,360
Net games?

6745
02:39:03,360 --> 02:39:04,340
And look at the angles.

6746
02:39:04,520 --> 02:39:06,080
The oblique strategies of the

6747
02:39:06,080 --> 02:39:06,860
cameraman.

6748
02:39:07,800 --> 02:39:09,240
Also, Stuart DeVries.

6749
02:39:09,620 --> 02:39:10,940
He's moving from side to side.

6750
02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:12,240
He's got a little bit of pitch

6751
02:39:12,240 --> 02:39:13,180
and yaw and roll.

6752
02:39:13,760 --> 02:39:15,140
Cameraman definitely has that.

6753
02:39:16,120 --> 02:39:18,300
90s MTV energy as well.

6754
02:39:18,520 --> 02:39:19,360
Not all games.

6755
02:39:19,500 --> 02:39:20,090
It's hard for me to relate to

6756
02:39:20,090 --> 02:39:20,300
it.

6757
02:39:20,300 --> 02:39:20,960
Nobody likes all games.

6758
02:39:20,960 --> 02:39:22,040
I can't be a super.

6759
02:39:22,200 --> 02:39:22,940
I like games.

6760
02:39:22,960 --> 02:39:24,140
And it is Cybersmith.

6761
02:39:24,260 --> 02:39:25,240
Games, but not all games.

6762
02:39:25,480 --> 02:39:27,090
It is Cybersmith because only

6763
02:39:27,090 --> 02:39:29,080
in Cybersmith do you have these

6764
02:39:29,080 --> 02:39:31,160
members of staff that are going

6765
02:39:31,160 --> 02:39:31,400
around

6766
02:39:31,400 --> 02:39:32,640
helping people with their tech.

6767
02:39:32,840 --> 02:39:34,080
And they're called Cyber.

6768
02:39:34,260 --> 02:39:35,780
Cyber.

6769
02:39:36,540 --> 02:39:37,420
Cyber guides.

6770
02:39:37,540 --> 02:39:38,790
They have people called Cyber

6771
02:39:38,790 --> 02:39:39,900
guides going around.

6772
02:39:40,360 --> 02:39:41,540
A piece of meat.

6773
02:39:41,920 --> 02:39:42,960
Thank you very much, Owen, for

6774
02:39:42,960 --> 02:39:43,920
the piece of meat.

6775
02:39:44,820 --> 02:39:46,760
You only get that in Cybersmith.

6776
02:39:47,600 --> 02:39:49,340
Sadly, no longer with the Cybersmith.

6777
02:39:50,640 --> 02:39:52,000
Nobody goes to internet cafes

6778
02:39:52,000 --> 02:39:53,020
anymore.

6779
02:39:53,260 --> 02:39:54,900
I was in Galway yesterday

6780
02:39:54,900 --> 02:39:56,500
looking for the old internet

6781
02:39:56,500 --> 02:39:58,380
cafe of the days of long gone.

6782
02:39:58,900 --> 02:39:59,800
And it's not even there.

6783
02:39:59,900 --> 02:40:00,940
Well, it's changed.

6784
02:40:01,000 --> 02:40:02,320
I think it's a music shop now.

6785
02:40:04,820 --> 02:40:07,560
But, you know, crazy times.

6786
02:40:07,560 --> 02:40:09,380
Crazy, crazy times.

6787
02:40:09,380 --> 02:40:10,640
I'm talking about games tonight.

6788
02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:12,960
And I must admit, I'm a gamer.

6789
02:40:13,100 --> 02:40:13,960
But do you like games?

6790
02:40:14,060 --> 02:40:14,540
Computer games?

6791
02:40:14,620 --> 02:40:15,020
Net games?

6792
02:40:15,160 --> 02:40:16,040
I like games.

6793
02:40:16,160 --> 02:40:17,240
But not all games.

6794
02:40:17,420 --> 02:40:17,970
It's hard for me to relate to

6795
02:40:17,970 --> 02:40:18,180
it.

6796
02:40:18,180 --> 02:40:19,020
Nobody likes all games.

6797
02:40:19,020 --> 02:40:20,320
I can't be a Super Mario.

6798
02:40:20,640 --> 02:40:20,860
Okay?

6799
02:40:21,000 --> 02:40:21,890
But I like the games where I

6800
02:40:21,890 --> 02:40:22,420
can go in.

6801
02:40:22,420 --> 02:40:23,660
Have you done Nintendo 64,

6802
02:40:23,660 --> 02:40:24,300
Super Mario?

6803
02:40:24,420 --> 02:40:25,040
I admit I have.

6804
02:40:25,040 --> 02:40:26,380
Trust me, that is a great game.

6805
02:40:27,520 --> 02:40:29,040
Stuart Chaffee's mark of

6806
02:40:29,040 --> 02:40:30,420
approval.

6807
02:40:31,720 --> 02:40:33,440
N64 Super Mario.

6808
02:40:34,300 --> 02:40:35,580
Have you done Nintendo 64,

6809
02:40:35,580 --> 02:40:36,240
Super Mario?

6810
02:40:36,340 --> 02:40:36,940
I admit I have.

6811
02:40:36,940 --> 02:40:37,580
Trust me, that is a great game.

6812
02:40:37,580 --> 02:40:39,020
And I like the way he calls it

6813
02:40:39,020 --> 02:40:40,730
Mario, Super Mario, not Super

6814
02:40:40,730 --> 02:40:41,300
Mario.

6815
02:40:42,060 --> 02:40:44,270
Because when Stuart said the

6816
02:40:44,270 --> 02:40:47,340
word salsa a few episodes ago,

6817
02:40:47,340 --> 02:40:48,670
I think it was on Computer

6818
02:40:48,670 --> 02:40:49,460
Chronicles,

6819
02:40:49,460 --> 02:40:50,820
he said it like this.

6820
02:40:51,800 --> 02:40:52,200
Salsa.

6821
02:40:54,400 --> 02:40:54,800
Salsa.

6822
02:40:55,520 --> 02:40:55,880
Salsa.

6823
02:40:56,560 --> 02:40:59,160
And it was really weird.

6824
02:40:59,300 --> 02:41:00,720
Had to play that 50 times.

6825
02:41:01,540 --> 02:41:02,330
I like the games that are a

6826
02:41:02,330 --> 02:41:04,180
little more where I can go in

6827
02:41:04,180 --> 02:41:05,350
and sort of live the character

6828
02:41:05,350 --> 02:41:05,880
fantasy.

6829
02:41:05,900 --> 02:41:06,450
Do you like the fantasy

6830
02:41:06,450 --> 02:41:06,820
adventure?

6831
02:41:06,820 --> 02:41:08,760
It was slightly Japanistic.

6832
02:41:08,840 --> 02:41:09,310
It's your role playing kind of

6833
02:41:09,310 --> 02:41:09,540
thing.

6834
02:41:09,560 --> 02:41:09,740
Right, right.

6835
02:41:09,740 --> 02:41:11,110
When I was younger, I wanted to

6836
02:41:11,110 --> 02:41:11,920
be a rock star.

6837
02:41:12,100 --> 02:41:12,340
Okay?

6838
02:41:12,380 --> 02:41:12,980
More than anything.

6839
02:41:13,140 --> 02:41:14,200
And there's a lot of games now

6840
02:41:14,200 --> 02:41:15,320
where I can actually go be a

6841
02:41:15,320 --> 02:41:15,960
rock star.

6842
02:41:16,120 --> 02:41:17,480
I can produce music videos and

6843
02:41:17,480 --> 02:41:18,560
things like that.

6844
02:41:19,180 --> 02:41:21,030
Stu seems like a Rainbow Six

6845
02:41:21,030 --> 02:41:21,720
man.

6846
02:41:21,880 --> 02:41:22,320
Fire Strike.

6847
02:41:22,500 --> 02:41:22,660
Why?

6848
02:41:22,760 --> 02:41:24,240
Because there's a lot of...

6849
02:41:24,240 --> 02:41:25,220
What's that?

6850
02:41:25,280 --> 02:41:27,050
Like a team coordinator of a

6851
02:41:27,050 --> 02:41:27,620
team.

6852
02:41:27,780 --> 02:41:28,940
Maybe it's team based.

6853
02:41:29,580 --> 02:41:30,200
Or the kind of man who just

6854
02:41:30,200 --> 02:41:31,180
likes to...

6855
02:41:32,060 --> 02:41:32,840
You know, you're looking down

6856
02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:33,880
and you're...

6857
02:41:33,880 --> 02:41:35,560
He likes to kind of get a sneak

6858
02:41:35,560 --> 02:41:37,240
peek of the room first before

6859
02:41:37,240 --> 02:41:37,960
going into it

6860
02:41:37,960 --> 02:41:40,090
and then going hard once he's

6861
02:41:40,090 --> 02:41:41,400
in there as well.

6862
02:41:41,820 --> 02:41:42,460
I don't know.

6863
02:41:42,860 --> 02:41:43,680
Or I could be in a biker gang,

6864
02:41:43,680 --> 02:41:44,980
you know, full throttle.

6865
02:41:45,220 --> 02:41:46,940
Ah, with a true Andrew.

6866
02:41:47,660 --> 02:41:48,780
Andrew wants to be in a biker

6867
02:41:48,780 --> 02:41:50,960
gang, ladies and gentlemen.

6868
02:41:51,760 --> 02:41:52,880
Hard Andrew.

6869
02:41:53,200 --> 02:41:53,870
Or I could be in a biker gang,

6870
02:41:53,870 --> 02:41:54,880
you know, full...

6871
02:41:56,160 --> 02:41:57,080
Come on, Andrew.

6872
02:41:57,680 --> 02:41:59,000
You don't want to be in a biker

6873
02:41:59,000 --> 02:41:59,580
gang.

6874
02:41:59,580 --> 02:42:00,240
The throttle, man.

6875
02:42:00,340 --> 02:42:02,020
The true Andrew comes out.

6876
02:42:02,020 --> 02:42:03,440
I want to be a biker, right?

6877
02:42:03,520 --> 02:42:03,960
Exactly.

6878
02:42:04,280 --> 02:42:05,340
All right, Jane, you a gamer?

6879
02:42:05,500 --> 02:42:06,540
I wouldn't touch them for the

6880
02:42:06,540 --> 02:42:06,980
world.

6881
02:42:08,320 --> 02:42:08,760
Twisted!

6882
02:42:09,660 --> 02:42:12,050
I wonder if we get another Twisted-esque

6883
02:42:12,050 --> 02:42:13,480
soundbite here.

6884
02:42:13,960 --> 02:42:14,890
Keep an eye on Jerry Adams in

6885
02:42:14,890 --> 02:42:16,180
the background here.

6886
02:42:16,760 --> 02:42:18,560
In the four-man choir.

6887
02:42:18,800 --> 02:42:19,800
Is it because it's a guy thing

6888
02:42:19,800 --> 02:42:20,340
or what?

6889
02:42:20,360 --> 02:42:20,700
No, it's not.

6890
02:42:30,700 --> 02:42:31,060
That's a great album cover

6891
02:42:31,060 --> 02:42:32,520
there.

6892
02:42:33,520 --> 02:42:35,540
Jerry and Kelly.

6893
02:42:37,740 --> 02:42:39,460
Songs for San Mateo.

6894
02:42:40,980 --> 02:42:43,460
Songs for Silicon Songs.

6895
02:42:45,840 --> 02:42:46,660
We'll keep going.

6896
02:42:46,920 --> 02:42:47,600
It's not a guy thing.

6897
02:42:47,680 --> 02:42:48,480
I just think...

6898
02:42:48,480 --> 02:42:48,900
I don't know.

6899
02:42:49,200 --> 02:42:50,070
I have this thought that if I'm

6900
02:42:50,070 --> 02:42:51,220
going to download a game,

6901
02:42:51,300 --> 02:42:53,020
it's going to blast my PC and I'll

6902
02:42:53,020 --> 02:42:53,600
be, you know,

6903
02:42:53,660 --> 02:42:55,010
trying to reconfigure it all

6904
02:42:55,010 --> 02:42:55,760
night long.

6905
02:42:55,780 --> 02:42:56,380
Well, that happens.

6906
02:42:56,780 --> 02:42:57,400
Yeah, I know.

6907
02:42:57,640 --> 02:42:58,120
Pico girl.

6908
02:42:59,700 --> 02:43:01,260
Fella doing the skiing in the

6909
02:43:01,260 --> 02:43:02,620
background

6910
02:43:02,620 --> 02:43:03,710
while she's talking about the

6911
02:43:03,710 --> 02:43:04,760
downloading of the game.

6912
02:43:04,760 --> 02:43:05,120
I don't know.

6913
02:43:05,440 --> 02:43:06,290
I have this thought that if I'm

6914
02:43:06,290 --> 02:43:07,440
going to download a game,

6915
02:43:07,540 --> 02:43:09,260
it's going to blast my PC and I'll

6916
02:43:09,260 --> 02:43:09,820
be, you know,

6917
02:43:09,900 --> 02:43:11,190
trying to reconfigure it all

6918
02:43:11,190 --> 02:43:11,960
night long.

6919
02:43:11,980 --> 02:43:12,620
Well, that happens.

6920
02:43:13,000 --> 02:43:13,640
Yeah, I know.

6921
02:43:13,900 --> 02:43:14,140
Pico girl.

6922
02:43:14,140 --> 02:43:15,880
All night long.

6923
02:43:16,100 --> 02:43:16,960
All night.

6924
02:43:17,580 --> 02:43:19,300
All night long.

6925
02:43:19,640 --> 02:43:20,400
All night.

6926
02:43:20,960 --> 02:43:23,900
Installing the game all night.

6927
02:43:24,740 --> 02:43:25,900
Boop, boop, boop.

6928
02:43:26,160 --> 02:43:27,820
Never too much, never too much.

6929
02:43:27,900 --> 02:43:28,160
Pico girl.

6930
02:43:28,340 --> 02:43:28,760
But, I mean...

6931
02:43:28,760 --> 02:43:30,070
Trying to reconfigure it all

6932
02:43:30,070 --> 02:43:30,780
night long.

6933
02:43:30,820 --> 02:43:31,460
Well, that happens.

6934
02:43:31,820 --> 02:43:32,440
Yeah, I know.

6935
02:43:32,660 --> 02:43:33,240
Pico girl.

6936
02:43:33,240 --> 02:43:34,260
But, I mean, it happens.

6937
02:43:34,360 --> 02:43:34,600
It's true.

6938
02:43:34,680 --> 02:43:35,990
I mean, one of the things that

6939
02:43:35,990 --> 02:43:37,340
are nice about the Sony Play

6940
02:43:37,340 --> 02:43:38,500
Playstations and the Segas is

6941
02:43:38,500 --> 02:43:39,360
you buy the thing.

6942
02:43:39,420 --> 02:43:40,320
It works and you're done.

6943
02:43:41,200 --> 02:43:42,040
Plug and play.

6944
02:43:42,200 --> 02:43:42,800
Plug and play.

6945
02:43:43,180 --> 02:43:44,340
With a PC, you've got to do

6946
02:43:44,340 --> 02:43:44,900
this.

6947
02:43:44,960 --> 02:43:46,380
You've got to buy your joystick,

6948
02:43:46,380 --> 02:43:47,360
your control pad.

6949
02:43:47,460 --> 02:43:49,000
You've got to install drivers.

6950
02:43:49,120 --> 02:43:49,750
You've got to make sure the

6951
02:43:49,750 --> 02:43:50,620
right software is...

6952
02:43:51,180 --> 02:43:52,200
It's a pain or it's a hassle,

6953
02:43:52,200 --> 02:43:52,840
right?

6954
02:43:52,900 --> 02:43:53,320
But it's great.

6955
02:43:53,560 --> 02:43:54,300
You've got to make sure you've

6956
02:43:54,300 --> 02:43:54,920
got the right RAM.

6957
02:43:55,020 --> 02:43:56,010
Just trying to think of what he's

6958
02:43:56,010 --> 02:43:56,780
going to say here.

6959
02:43:56,880 --> 02:43:57,880
I love games.

6960
02:43:57,880 --> 02:43:57,880
I love games.

6961
02:43:57,880 --> 02:43:57,880
They're really cool.

6962
02:43:57,880 --> 02:43:58,880
And I like playing games.

6963
02:43:58,880 --> 02:43:59,880
I love games.

6964
02:43:59,880 --> 02:43:59,880
I love games.

6965
02:43:59,880 --> 02:44:00,880
They're really cool.

6966
02:44:00,880 --> 02:44:02,290
I mean, one of the things that

6967
02:44:02,290 --> 02:44:04,050
are nice about the Sony Playstations

6968
02:44:04,050 --> 02:44:05,340
and the Segas is you buy the

6969
02:44:05,340 --> 02:44:05,560
thing.

6970
02:44:05,560 --> 02:44:06,520
It works and you're done.

6971
02:44:06,740 --> 02:44:07,880
Where, yeah, you buy a CD-ROM

6972
02:44:07,880 --> 02:44:09,030
game and you start to configure

6973
02:44:09,030 --> 02:44:10,140
and you'll never be able to use

6974
02:44:10,140 --> 02:44:11,200
your computer again.

6975
02:44:11,280 --> 02:44:11,420
Yeah.

6976
02:44:11,420 --> 02:44:11,920
It'll happen.

6977
02:44:12,800 --> 02:44:14,220
I do like games, as I told you.

6978
02:44:14,260 --> 02:44:15,100
I think they're really cool.

6979
02:44:15,200 --> 02:44:16,180
I love playing those games.

6980
02:44:16,260 --> 02:44:17,200
And I like games because they

6981
02:44:17,200 --> 02:44:18,360
push hardware development.

6982
02:44:21,120 --> 02:44:21,980
I love games.

6983
02:44:22,080 --> 02:44:22,920
They're really cool.

6984
02:44:23,040 --> 02:44:24,180
And I like playing games.

6985
02:44:24,820 --> 02:44:25,460
As I told you, I think they're

6986
02:44:25,460 --> 02:44:26,180
really cool.

6987
02:44:26,280 --> 02:44:27,260
I love playing those games.

6988
02:44:27,340 --> 02:44:28,270
And I like games because they

6989
02:44:28,270 --> 02:44:29,420
push hardware development.

6990
02:44:29,780 --> 02:44:30,640
They push graphics.

6991
02:44:30,900 --> 02:44:31,800
They push interfaces.

6992
02:44:32,120 --> 02:44:32,760
Games are cool.

6993
02:44:32,980 --> 02:44:33,880
Better for technology.

6994
02:44:34,080 --> 02:44:34,750
I mean, what does it take to do

6995
02:44:34,750 --> 02:44:35,580
a spreadsheet, really?

6996
02:44:35,580 --> 02:44:37,040
So you're saying that in the

6997
02:44:37,040 --> 02:44:38,520
future, games may actually be

6998
02:44:38,520 --> 02:44:39,460
the forefront.

6999
02:44:39,480 --> 02:44:40,790
Everybody's talking about the

7000
02:44:40,790 --> 02:44:42,010
metaphor for the Internet and

7001
02:44:42,010 --> 02:44:42,920
online shopping.

7002
02:44:43,080 --> 02:44:43,780
Games, games, games.

7003
02:44:44,020 --> 02:44:45,200
Because of today's eight-year-olds.

7004
02:44:45,280 --> 02:44:46,350
I want to use a joystick to do

7005
02:44:46,350 --> 02:44:46,820
my word.

7006
02:44:47,200 --> 02:44:49,110
A beautiful face transition

7007
02:44:49,110 --> 02:44:50,080
from Stu.

7008
02:44:50,200 --> 02:44:51,010
He's the only man in the

7009
02:44:51,010 --> 02:44:52,180
business that does this.

7010
02:44:52,540 --> 02:44:53,930
Look at the energy with the

7011
02:44:53,930 --> 02:44:55,850
transfer of energy from Stu's

7012
02:44:55,850 --> 02:44:57,880
body language over to Gene.

7013
02:44:58,080 --> 02:44:59,710
Like, you can almost see the

7014
02:44:59,710 --> 02:45:01,690
happiness transfer from human

7015
02:45:01,690 --> 02:45:03,540
to human when he makes that

7016
02:45:03,540 --> 02:45:03,980
face.

7017
02:45:04,420 --> 02:45:05,440
Wait, we see here.

7018
02:45:05,440 --> 02:45:07,640
Watch Gene not smiling or happy.

7019
02:45:07,800 --> 02:45:08,580
Wait till you see Stu at the

7020
02:45:08,580 --> 02:45:09,140
end of this.

7021
02:45:09,860 --> 02:45:10,980
Because of today's eight-year-olds.

7022
02:45:10,980 --> 02:45:11,180
You're watching.

7023
02:45:11,640 --> 02:45:12,040
Boom.

7024
02:45:12,240 --> 02:45:12,460
Boom.

7025
02:45:12,840 --> 02:45:13,840
And look at Gene.

7026
02:45:15,660 --> 02:45:16,460
True love.

7027
02:45:19,060 --> 02:45:19,790
Like, nobody's doing it like

7028
02:45:19,790 --> 02:45:21,420
this, man.

7029
02:45:21,680 --> 02:45:23,110
Nobody is fucking doing it like

7030
02:45:23,110 --> 02:45:23,520
him.

7031
02:45:23,600 --> 02:45:25,310
And nobody has ever done it

7032
02:45:25,310 --> 02:45:26,180
like him.

7033
02:45:26,700 --> 02:45:28,030
He's the only man that has done

7034
02:45:28,030 --> 02:45:28,400
it.

7035
02:45:29,400 --> 02:45:30,840
And that's a scenario right

7036
02:45:30,840 --> 02:45:31,380
there.

7037
02:45:31,440 --> 02:45:32,630
Even that lady there in the

7038
02:45:32,630 --> 02:45:34,110
background is like, did someone

7039
02:45:34,110 --> 02:45:35,200
just fucking smile?

7040
02:45:35,200 --> 02:45:38,510
Because his smile lights up the

7041
02:45:38,510 --> 02:45:39,820
fucking room.

7042
02:45:41,120 --> 02:45:42,780
And Jerry Adams has left.

7043
02:45:43,400 --> 02:45:44,420
Don't think he was interested

7044
02:45:44,420 --> 02:45:44,860
in it.

7045
02:45:45,100 --> 02:45:46,270
Saying that in the future,

7046
02:45:46,270 --> 02:45:47,560
games may actually be the

7047
02:45:47,560 --> 02:45:48,380
forefront.

7048
02:45:48,380 --> 02:45:49,580
Everybody's talking about the

7049
02:45:49,580 --> 02:45:50,780
metaphor for the internet.

7050
02:45:51,420 --> 02:45:53,260
Everybody's talking about it.

7051
02:45:53,260 --> 02:45:54,160
And online shopping.

7052
02:45:54,280 --> 02:45:55,000
Games, games, games.

7053
02:45:55,260 --> 02:45:56,440
Because of today's eight-year-olds.

7054
02:45:56,520 --> 02:45:57,540
I want to use a joystick to do

7055
02:45:57,540 --> 02:45:58,460
my word processing.

7056
02:45:59,160 --> 02:45:59,610
All right, we're going to look

7057
02:45:59,610 --> 02:46:00,940
at games today at the internet.

7058
02:46:00,940 --> 02:46:01,940
Yeah, right.

7059
02:46:02,460 --> 02:46:03,020
Don't go away.

7060
02:46:03,480 --> 02:46:04,320
Is that a cheeky?

7061
02:46:04,380 --> 02:46:05,710
I'm not trying to read too much

7062
02:46:05,710 --> 02:46:07,030
smutty into this or anything

7063
02:46:07,030 --> 02:46:07,760
like that.

7064
02:46:07,880 --> 02:46:09,550
But is that a private sort of

7065
02:46:09,550 --> 02:46:11,940
fucking joke about his joystick?

7066
02:46:12,040 --> 02:46:13,070
For the internet and online

7067
02:46:13,070 --> 02:46:13,640
shopping.

7068
02:46:13,780 --> 02:46:14,500
Games, games, games.

7069
02:46:14,740 --> 02:46:15,920
Because of today's eight-year-olds.

7070
02:46:16,000 --> 02:46:17,020
I want to use a joystick to do

7071
02:46:17,020 --> 02:46:17,940
my word processing.

7072
02:46:18,120 --> 02:46:18,400
Yeah, right.

7073
02:46:18,840 --> 02:46:19,440
All right, we're going to look

7074
02:46:19,440 --> 02:46:19,880
at games.

7075
02:46:20,060 --> 02:46:20,960
Yeah, right.

7076
02:46:21,040 --> 02:46:22,060
At the internet cafe.

7077
02:46:22,160 --> 02:46:22,680
Don't go away.

7078
02:46:24,600 --> 02:46:25,630
So, George, I know you're from

7079
02:46:25,630 --> 02:46:26,240
San Francisco.

7080
02:46:26,480 --> 02:46:27,320
I know your guy likes to ride

7081
02:46:27,320 --> 02:46:28,320
his bike around the city.

7082
02:46:28,540 --> 02:46:29,840
And used to write for Computer

7083
02:46:29,840 --> 02:46:31,240
Gaming World Magazine.

7084
02:46:31,560 --> 02:46:34,180
I like to ride my bike fast.

7085
02:46:34,300 --> 02:46:35,380
Makes you like an expert on

7086
02:46:35,380 --> 02:46:35,860
games.

7087
02:46:36,760 --> 02:46:37,820
Great fucking head of hair on

7088
02:46:37,820 --> 02:46:38,340
him.

7089
02:46:38,420 --> 02:46:39,410
I'm sure we've seen this guy

7090
02:46:39,410 --> 02:46:39,840
before.

7091
02:46:40,040 --> 02:46:40,480
Playing him forever?

7092
02:46:40,800 --> 02:46:41,120
Ever.

7093
02:46:41,220 --> 02:46:41,440
Forever?

7094
02:46:41,620 --> 02:46:42,500
How long is forever?

7095
02:46:42,660 --> 02:46:43,360
How long have computer games

7096
02:46:43,360 --> 02:46:43,860
been around?

7097
02:46:44,120 --> 02:46:44,890
Well, I've been playing him

7098
02:46:44,890 --> 02:46:45,960
since I was about 10.

7099
02:46:46,740 --> 02:46:47,120
10?

7100
02:46:47,240 --> 02:46:47,700
Big 20.

7101
02:46:48,880 --> 02:46:49,680
Commodore 64.

7102
02:46:50,100 --> 02:46:50,410
I mean, these are really old

7103
02:46:50,410 --> 02:46:50,700
games.

7104
02:46:50,700 --> 02:46:51,580
You're right, it was forever.

7105
02:46:51,780 --> 02:46:53,180
Oh, man, it was so long ago.

7106
02:46:53,180 --> 02:46:53,640
But yeah.

7107
02:46:53,840 --> 02:46:55,000
And what are you doing now?

7108
02:46:55,500 --> 02:46:57,180
And look at his hair as well.

7109
02:46:57,260 --> 02:47:00,100
It's very well sculpted.

7110
02:47:00,840 --> 02:47:02,080
It's a very...

7111
02:47:02,080 --> 02:47:03,740
It's kind of an artificial

7112
02:47:03,740 --> 02:47:04,380
point.

7113
02:47:04,640 --> 02:47:05,850
Because it doesn't seem like it

7114
02:47:05,850 --> 02:47:07,030
could be that pointy that

7115
02:47:07,030 --> 02:47:07,780
naturally.

7116
02:47:07,960 --> 02:47:08,980
You know, you'd have to try and

7117
02:47:08,980 --> 02:47:09,680
sculpt that.

7118
02:47:11,060 --> 02:47:11,720
Well, I'm...

7119
02:47:11,720 --> 02:47:12,850
And then you've got this book

7120
02:47:12,850 --> 02:47:13,760
in the background.

7121
02:47:14,420 --> 02:47:15,180
Just watching.

7122
02:47:16,920 --> 02:47:18,580
Just this fella here as well.

7123
02:47:18,580 --> 02:47:22,180
Oh, man.

7124
02:47:22,220 --> 02:47:23,020
It was so long ago.

7125
02:47:23,180 --> 02:47:23,460
But yeah.

7126
02:47:23,880 --> 02:47:24,820
And what are you doing now?

7127
02:47:25,460 --> 02:47:26,840
Well, I'm senior editor at Game...

7128
02:47:26,840 --> 02:47:28,170
No, I mean, what are you doing

7129
02:47:28,170 --> 02:47:28,540
now?

7130
02:47:28,580 --> 02:47:29,680
Like, tonight after this?

7131
02:47:29,760 --> 02:47:30,580
Gamecenter.com.

7132
02:47:30,800 --> 02:47:31,140
And we're...

7133
02:47:31,140 --> 02:47:31,500
But yeah.

7134
02:47:31,760 --> 02:47:32,880
And what are you doing now?

7135
02:47:34,020 --> 02:47:36,380
Well, I'm senior editor at Gamecenter.com.

7136
02:47:36,460 --> 02:47:36,920
And we're a...

7137
02:47:37,440 --> 02:47:39,080
We're a thorough...

7138
02:47:39,080 --> 02:47:40,000
Right night.

7139
02:47:40,120 --> 02:47:41,380
...gaming magazine.

7140
02:47:41,680 --> 02:47:42,900
We're doing reviews.

7141
02:47:43,100 --> 02:47:44,000
And we're doing strategies.

7142
02:47:44,260 --> 02:47:45,140
And we're doing every...

7143
02:47:45,140 --> 02:47:46,120
Mummy.

7144
02:47:46,400 --> 02:47:47,380
Shadow of the Rot.

7145
02:47:47,880 --> 02:47:49,880
Games that go bump in the night.

7146
02:47:50,000 --> 02:47:50,950
You don't really hear people

7147
02:47:50,950 --> 02:47:52,100
saying that shit anymore.

7148
02:47:52,240 --> 02:47:52,960
Bump in the night.

7149
02:47:53,060 --> 02:47:54,800
That used to be like a bite or

7150
02:47:54,800 --> 02:47:56,400
a byword for...

7151
02:47:56,400 --> 02:47:56,840
Oh, it's going to be

7152
02:47:56,840 --> 02:47:57,320
frightening.

7153
02:47:57,440 --> 02:47:58,590
But now somebody said bump in

7154
02:47:58,590 --> 02:47:59,220
the night.

7155
02:47:59,720 --> 02:48:00,180
Like, what?

7156
02:48:00,320 --> 02:48:03,260
Go back to fucking 1956, man.

7157
02:48:03,280 --> 02:48:03,800
What are you on about?

7158
02:48:04,560 --> 02:48:05,400
Gaming magazine.

7159
02:48:05,680 --> 02:48:06,920
We're doing reviews.

7160
02:48:07,320 --> 02:48:07,680
Mummy.

7161
02:48:07,880 --> 02:48:09,420
Tomb of the Feral reviews.

7162
02:48:09,420 --> 02:48:09,860
We're doing strategies.

7163
02:48:10,140 --> 02:48:10,700
And we're doing everything on

7164
02:48:10,700 --> 02:48:11,140
the...

7165
02:48:11,140 --> 02:48:12,420
Spooky banter.

7166
02:48:12,680 --> 02:48:14,200
So you're like testing...

7167
02:48:14,200 --> 02:48:15,320
Every secret.

7168
02:48:15,520 --> 02:48:16,120
Every level.

7169
02:48:16,300 --> 02:48:17,020
Every time.

7170
02:48:17,140 --> 02:48:18,900
The complete guide to Quake.

7171
02:48:19,020 --> 02:48:20,040
By Shane Mooney.

7172
02:48:20,580 --> 02:48:21,460
He's playing games.

7173
02:48:21,680 --> 02:48:22,400
I'm all up in it.

7174
02:48:22,420 --> 02:48:23,500
Writing about things.

7175
02:48:24,120 --> 02:48:25,160
So what is the...

7176
02:48:25,160 --> 02:48:26,460
Kind of the hottest games right

7177
02:48:26,460 --> 02:48:26,800
now?

7178
02:48:27,380 --> 02:48:28,600
The hottest one right now is Quake.

7179
02:48:29,320 --> 02:48:29,880
It rocks.

7180
02:48:29,880 --> 02:48:30,160
Seen it?

7181
02:48:30,340 --> 02:48:30,720
Played it?

7182
02:48:30,720 --> 02:48:31,240
It's sweet.

7183
02:48:31,700 --> 02:48:32,600
You can download it for free on

7184
02:48:32,600 --> 02:48:33,300
the internet.

7185
02:48:33,300 --> 02:48:33,500
Sweet.

7186
02:48:33,640 --> 02:48:33,820
Free?

7187
02:48:34,080 --> 02:48:34,360
Free.

7188
02:48:34,740 --> 02:48:35,800
So how do they make money?

7189
02:48:37,060 --> 02:48:37,920
Well, they have to...

7190
02:48:37,920 --> 02:48:38,280
What the...

7191
02:48:38,280 --> 02:48:39,380
Ed Software, who's the maker of

7192
02:48:39,380 --> 02:48:39,800
the game,

7193
02:48:39,860 --> 02:48:40,260
has it set up so that you play

7194
02:48:40,260 --> 02:48:40,600
the game...

7195
02:48:40,600 --> 02:48:41,240
You play the game.

7196
02:48:41,320 --> 02:48:42,100
You get hooked on it.

7197
02:48:42,560 --> 02:48:43,700
And then all of a sudden you

7198
02:48:43,700 --> 02:48:44,560
want more.

7199
02:48:44,760 --> 02:48:45,480
Oh, so you have to go out and

7200
02:48:45,480 --> 02:48:45,960
buy more.

7201
02:48:46,080 --> 02:48:46,900
So it's a drug.

7202
02:48:47,000 --> 02:48:47,840
It's like heroin.

7203
02:48:48,140 --> 02:48:49,140
It is like heroin.

7204
02:48:49,520 --> 02:48:49,880
Exactly.

7205
02:48:50,160 --> 02:48:51,440
Look at this jumper on the

7206
02:48:51,440 --> 02:48:53,480
fella in the background here.

7207
02:48:53,580 --> 02:48:54,140
Just need to...

7208
02:48:54,140 --> 02:48:55,540
Consider it.

7209
02:48:55,540 --> 02:48:55,640
...consider it.

7210
02:48:55,640 --> 02:49:00,640
Just frame by frame.

7211
02:49:01,280 --> 02:49:03,980
Just casually saunters in.

7212
02:49:04,360 --> 02:49:06,020
And I think the jumper has

7213
02:49:06,020 --> 02:49:08,220
images of men fighting.

7214
02:49:08,420 --> 02:49:09,460
Looks like a tapestry.

7215
02:49:09,620 --> 02:49:11,360
Sort of medieval tapestry.

7216
02:49:12,060 --> 02:49:13,660
Bayo tapestry or something.

7217
02:49:15,540 --> 02:49:17,140
Just breezes in and then walks

7218
02:49:17,140 --> 02:49:17,980
out.

7219
02:49:18,060 --> 02:49:20,610
Whereas this fella here is just

7220
02:49:20,610 --> 02:49:22,240
languidly standing.

7221
02:49:22,980 --> 02:49:24,820
His arm caressing the work

7222
02:49:24,820 --> 02:49:28,320
surface there of a display unit.

7223
02:49:28,320 --> 02:49:28,780
Play the game.

7224
02:49:28,860 --> 02:49:29,600
You get hooked on it.

7225
02:49:30,140 --> 02:49:31,230
And then all of a sudden you

7226
02:49:31,230 --> 02:49:32,100
want more.

7227
02:49:32,300 --> 02:49:33,020
Oh, so you have to go out and

7228
02:49:33,020 --> 02:49:33,480
buy more.

7229
02:49:33,600 --> 02:49:34,420
So it's a drug.

7230
02:49:34,520 --> 02:49:35,350
It's like heroin on the

7231
02:49:35,350 --> 02:49:35,920
internet.

7232
02:49:36,200 --> 02:49:36,500
You know.

7233
02:49:36,500 --> 02:49:36,980
You can't...

7234
02:49:36,980 --> 02:49:38,460
Heroin on the internet.

7235
02:49:38,580 --> 02:49:39,120
On the internet.

7236
02:49:39,200 --> 02:49:40,140
They'd appreciate that.

7237
02:49:40,220 --> 02:49:40,560
But yeah.

7238
02:49:40,740 --> 02:49:41,800
I mean and the people are just

7239
02:49:41,800 --> 02:49:42,520
as addicted to it.

7240
02:49:42,580 --> 02:49:43,760
Especially the internet stuff.

7241
02:49:44,100 --> 02:49:45,060
So what does that mean an

7242
02:49:45,060 --> 02:49:46,100
internet game?

7243
02:49:46,420 --> 02:49:47,300
Well what it means is that

7244
02:49:47,300 --> 02:49:48,540
there's a variety of Quake

7245
02:49:48,540 --> 02:49:49,640
servers out there.

7246
02:49:50,120 --> 02:49:51,340
And you log into a server.

7247
02:49:51,620 --> 02:49:51,860
You know.

7248
02:49:51,940 --> 02:49:53,460
You jam out with 15 other guys.

7249
02:49:53,640 --> 02:49:53,920
Or whatever.

7250
02:49:54,260 --> 02:49:55,420
And some of them you know.

7251
02:49:55,560 --> 02:49:57,060
So you download the game.

7252
02:49:57,240 --> 02:49:57,480
Right.

7253
02:49:57,480 --> 02:49:59,220
And then 15 people can get onto

7254
02:49:59,220 --> 02:50:00,660
this game and play at the same

7255
02:50:00,660 --> 02:50:01,180
time?

7256
02:50:01,320 --> 02:50:02,140
At any time too.

7257
02:50:02,320 --> 02:50:02,620
Really?

7258
02:50:02,700 --> 02:50:03,520
You don't even know them.

7259
02:50:03,780 --> 02:50:04,620
So are people establishing

7260
02:50:04,620 --> 02:50:05,460
relationships?

7261
02:50:05,840 --> 02:50:06,820
Or what's going on there?

7262
02:50:06,820 --> 02:50:07,560
That's the funny thing.

7263
02:50:07,620 --> 02:50:08,220
That's what's happening.

7264
02:50:08,280 --> 02:50:09,820
Big relationships are being

7265
02:50:09,820 --> 02:50:10,740
established.

7266
02:50:11,820 --> 02:50:13,380
Real full time relationships

7267
02:50:13,380 --> 02:50:16,180
established over this game.

7268
02:50:17,100 --> 02:50:18,420
Quake Online.

7269
02:50:20,240 --> 02:50:21,260
Striking thing is that there's

7270
02:50:21,260 --> 02:50:22,380
a...

7271
02:50:22,380 --> 02:50:24,240
Clans have arisen.

7272
02:50:24,560 --> 02:50:25,230
Or it's just like a group of

7273
02:50:25,230 --> 02:50:26,600
guys that have gotten together.

7274
02:50:27,020 --> 02:50:28,080
Maybe they're united by one

7275
02:50:28,080 --> 02:50:29,220
thing or another.

7276
02:50:29,560 --> 02:50:29,960
A clan.

7277
02:50:30,120 --> 02:50:31,340
I'm part of a clan.

7278
02:50:31,500 --> 02:50:32,540
People wanted to be part of a

7279
02:50:32,540 --> 02:50:32,960
clan.

7280
02:50:33,000 --> 02:50:34,280
They get together and they're...

7281
02:50:34,280 --> 02:50:34,940
They play Quake.

7282
02:50:34,940 --> 02:50:36,060
Their sole purpose is just to

7283
02:50:36,060 --> 02:50:36,980
get on a server and stomp

7284
02:50:36,980 --> 02:50:37,460
people.

7285
02:50:37,800 --> 02:50:39,130
So they're a team that's been

7286
02:50:39,130 --> 02:50:39,720
together.

7287
02:50:39,960 --> 02:50:42,200
They know each other's habits.

7288
02:50:42,360 --> 02:50:43,380
They know things like that.

7289
02:50:43,520 --> 02:50:43,740
And they...

7290
02:50:43,740 --> 02:50:43,760
Yeah.

7291
02:50:44,060 --> 02:50:44,580
They know how to...

7292
02:50:44,580 --> 02:50:45,580
They love each other.

7293
02:50:45,660 --> 02:50:46,460
And so they fight...

7294
02:50:46,460 --> 02:50:47,380
They don't fight against each

7295
02:50:47,380 --> 02:50:47,700
other.

7296
02:50:47,800 --> 02:50:48,640
They fight together.

7297
02:50:48,640 --> 02:50:49,760
They do everything together.

7298
02:50:49,880 --> 02:50:50,360
Fight together against other

7299
02:50:50,360 --> 02:50:50,600
people.

7300
02:50:50,680 --> 02:50:51,000
Wow.

7301
02:50:51,120 --> 02:50:52,240
How do they find other groups

7302
02:50:52,240 --> 02:50:53,580
to go out and play like that?

7303
02:50:53,580 --> 02:50:54,260
How do they do this?

7304
02:50:54,260 --> 02:50:54,760
So organized?

7305
02:50:54,960 --> 02:50:55,440
Well, yeah.

7306
02:50:55,780 --> 02:50:56,880
Someone's running a page.

7307
02:50:56,960 --> 02:50:57,840
Well, there's a couple of pages

7308
02:50:57,840 --> 02:50:58,740
actually where you can just go

7309
02:50:58,740 --> 02:50:59,520
in and check out all the

7310
02:50:59,520 --> 02:50:59,760
different

7311
02:50:59,760 --> 02:51:00,140
clans.

7312
02:51:00,340 --> 02:51:00,620
Wow.

7313
02:51:00,620 --> 02:51:01,040
See who's out there.

7314
02:51:01,040 --> 02:51:01,970
So it's a little bit like a

7315
02:51:01,970 --> 02:51:03,120
gang on the internet there.

7316
02:51:03,120 --> 02:51:03,820
I mean...

7317
02:51:03,820 --> 02:51:04,040
Yeah.

7318
02:51:04,040 --> 02:51:04,640
It kind of is.

7319
02:51:04,760 --> 02:51:04,980
I mean...

7320
02:51:04,980 --> 02:51:05,540
I don't know.

7321
02:51:05,660 --> 02:51:06,120
I don't know.

7322
02:51:06,260 --> 02:51:07,120
You know, that's kind of a...

7323
02:51:07,120 --> 02:51:08,390
That's not probably the right

7324
02:51:08,390 --> 02:51:09,260
metaphor to use.

7325
02:51:09,500 --> 02:51:10,260
So what are some other really

7326
02:51:10,260 --> 02:51:11,460
cool games that are out there?

7327
02:51:11,460 --> 02:51:12,620
Bizarre stuff there.

7328
02:51:12,620 --> 02:51:13,500
What other cool games is...

7329
02:51:13,500 --> 02:51:14,500
Bizarre interaction.

7330
02:51:14,920 --> 02:51:15,840
So what are some other...

7331
02:51:15,840 --> 02:51:17,980
So it's a little bit like a

7332
02:51:17,980 --> 02:51:20,120
gang on the internet.

7333
02:51:20,780 --> 02:51:21,980
It's probably not the right way

7334
02:51:21,980 --> 02:51:22,800
to put it, right?

7335
02:51:22,800 --> 02:51:24,240
Gang on the internet there.

7336
02:51:24,240 --> 02:51:24,920
I mean...

7337
02:51:24,920 --> 02:51:25,160
Yeah.

7338
02:51:25,300 --> 02:51:26,300
It kind of...

7339
02:51:26,300 --> 02:51:28,600
This guy wants to be a biker in

7340
02:51:28,600 --> 02:51:29,920
a biker gang.

7341
02:51:30,020 --> 02:51:31,420
Have you seen what those fellas

7342
02:51:31,420 --> 02:51:31,760
do?

7343
02:51:32,460 --> 02:51:33,720
They'll kill people.

7344
02:51:34,640 --> 02:51:35,640
He's got World of Warcraft or

7345
02:51:35,640 --> 02:51:37,960
Warcraft as it was known there.

7346
02:51:38,040 --> 02:51:39,420
I don't know what this is.

7347
02:51:39,440 --> 02:51:40,340
It looks like Alien.

7348
02:51:40,860 --> 02:51:43,360
Or it looks like a Tool CD.

7349
02:51:43,360 --> 02:51:44,160
It kind of is.

7350
02:51:44,280 --> 02:51:44,660
I mean...

7351
02:51:44,660 --> 02:51:45,060
I don't know.

7352
02:51:45,180 --> 02:51:45,640
I don't know.

7353
02:51:45,780 --> 02:51:46,640
You know, that's kind of a...

7354
02:51:46,640 --> 02:51:47,900
That's not probably the right

7355
02:51:47,900 --> 02:51:48,760
metaphor to use.

7356
02:51:49,120 --> 02:51:49,900
So what are some other really

7357
02:51:49,900 --> 02:51:51,040
cool games that are out there

7358
02:51:51,040 --> 02:51:51,620
right now?

7359
02:51:51,740 --> 02:51:53,300
One other cool game is Warcraft

7360
02:51:53,300 --> 02:51:53,700
2.

7361
02:51:53,840 --> 02:51:54,540
It's a great game.

7362
02:51:54,660 --> 02:51:55,730
Now it sounds like a kind of

7363
02:51:55,730 --> 02:51:56,800
like a killer game.

7364
02:51:56,880 --> 02:51:57,640
Sort of like a quake.

7365
02:51:57,700 --> 02:51:59,320
Is it in that same kill twitch

7366
02:51:59,320 --> 02:52:00,600
game kind of genre?

7367
02:52:00,720 --> 02:52:01,360
It's not the same.

7368
02:52:01,480 --> 02:52:02,380
It's a strategy game.

7369
02:52:02,580 --> 02:52:03,810
You basically are developing

7370
02:52:03,810 --> 02:52:05,120
cities and sending units out to

7371
02:52:05,120 --> 02:52:06,040
kill each other.

7372
02:52:06,040 --> 02:52:06,480
Okay.

7373
02:52:06,620 --> 02:52:07,040
So...

7374
02:52:07,040 --> 02:52:08,040
But not...

7375
02:52:08,040 --> 02:52:11,090
Unbelievable scenes here on the

7376
02:52:11,090 --> 02:52:11,920
boat.

7377
02:52:12,820 --> 02:52:14,460
Lots of kind of...

7378
02:52:14,460 --> 02:52:16,360
I always say like...

7379
02:52:16,360 --> 02:52:18,220
Viking-esque but oriental

7380
02:52:18,220 --> 02:52:20,040
Viking-esque figures.

7381
02:52:20,860 --> 02:52:21,840
And is this...

7382
02:52:21,840 --> 02:52:23,080
Did he say this is Warcraft?

7383
02:52:23,240 --> 02:52:23,720
It's not the same.

7384
02:52:23,880 --> 02:52:24,320
It's a...

7385
02:52:24,320 --> 02:52:25,940
Sort of like a quake.

7386
02:52:26,320 --> 02:52:27,720
It's a game is Warcraft 2.

7387
02:52:27,840 --> 02:52:28,060
Oh yeah.

7388
02:52:28,060 --> 02:52:28,560
It's a great game.

7389
02:52:28,660 --> 02:52:29,760
Now it sounds like a kind of

7390
02:52:29,760 --> 02:52:30,820
like a killer game.

7391
02:52:30,900 --> 02:52:31,660
Sort of like a quake.

7392
02:52:31,660 --> 02:52:33,340
Is it in that same kill twitch

7393
02:52:33,340 --> 02:52:34,620
game kind of genre?

7394
02:52:34,760 --> 02:52:35,380
It's not the same.

7395
02:52:35,520 --> 02:52:36,400
It's a strategy game.

7396
02:52:36,600 --> 02:52:37,870
You basically are developing

7397
02:52:37,870 --> 02:52:39,200
cities and sending units out to

7398
02:52:39,200 --> 02:52:40,080
kill each other.

7399
02:52:40,260 --> 02:52:40,500
Okay.

7400
02:52:40,620 --> 02:52:40,980
So...

7401
02:52:40,980 --> 02:52:43,120
But not fighting so much as...

7402
02:52:43,120 --> 02:52:44,100
You're not fighting yourself.

7403
02:52:44,260 --> 02:52:45,100
You're directing units.

7404
02:52:45,200 --> 02:52:45,980
It's like war basically.

7405
02:52:46,180 --> 02:52:47,310
It's a real-time war strategy

7406
02:52:47,310 --> 02:52:47,740
game.

7407
02:52:47,740 --> 02:52:48,220
Oh okay.

7408
02:52:48,820 --> 02:52:50,360
So let me get this straight.

7409
02:52:50,780 --> 02:52:52,860
Warcraft and World of Warcraft.

7410
02:52:53,180 --> 02:52:55,000
Are they different types of

7411
02:52:55,000 --> 02:52:55,780
games?

7412
02:52:55,980 --> 02:52:57,780
Are they both real-time

7413
02:52:57,780 --> 02:52:58,900
strategy?

7414
02:53:00,160 --> 02:53:01,480
RTS as in like Command and Conquer

7415
02:53:01,480 --> 02:53:03,810
where you've got like a little

7416
02:53:03,810 --> 02:53:05,600
fucking army of cunts.

7417
02:53:05,780 --> 02:53:07,610
And then you're killing other

7418
02:53:07,610 --> 02:53:08,300
armies.

7419
02:53:08,780 --> 02:53:09,260
Arminies.

7420
02:53:09,480 --> 02:53:10,060
In harmony.

7421
02:53:11,300 --> 02:53:11,780
Arminies.

7422
02:53:12,060 --> 02:53:13,220
Arminies in harmony.

7423
02:53:13,560 --> 02:53:14,100
In real time.

7424
02:53:14,220 --> 02:53:15,860
The first few were real okay.

7425
02:53:16,020 --> 02:53:18,270
But then World of Warcraft is

7426
02:53:18,270 --> 02:53:20,630
you're just one character and

7427
02:53:20,630 --> 02:53:22,920
then it goes on forever.

7428
02:53:25,440 --> 02:53:25,720
Okay.

7429
02:53:25,920 --> 02:53:26,000
Okay.

7430
02:53:26,000 --> 02:53:27,600
What else is hot?

7431
02:53:27,900 --> 02:53:28,800
Oh, another go game that I'm

7432
02:53:28,800 --> 02:53:29,960
playing a lot right now.

7433
02:53:29,960 --> 02:53:30,260
Hot.

7434
02:53:30,660 --> 02:53:32,140
Now it's John Madden 97.

7435
02:53:32,460 --> 02:53:33,020
It's a football game.

7436
02:53:33,020 --> 02:53:33,020
Football.

7437
02:53:33,020 --> 02:53:33,580
Right.

7438
02:53:33,900 --> 02:53:34,060
Yeah.

7439
02:53:34,220 --> 02:53:34,360
Yeah.

7440
02:53:34,360 --> 02:53:34,420
Yeah.

7441
02:53:34,420 --> 02:53:35,360
This game is...

7442
02:53:35,360 --> 02:53:36,380
If you grew up in the Bay Area

7443
02:53:36,380 --> 02:53:37,840
you really got to like John Madden.

7444
02:53:37,840 --> 02:53:38,140
Yeah.

7445
02:53:38,220 --> 02:53:38,460
Yeah.

7446
02:53:38,600 --> 02:53:39,680
I mean you brought the Raiders.

7447
02:53:39,760 --> 02:53:39,960
Right.

7448
02:53:40,240 --> 02:53:42,090
But it's a full out football

7449
02:53:42,090 --> 02:53:42,780
game.

7450
02:53:42,880 --> 02:53:43,850
It's action which is the best

7451
02:53:43,850 --> 02:53:44,240
thing.

7452
02:53:44,320 --> 02:53:45,430
No one's done action football

7453
02:53:45,430 --> 02:53:46,160
well on the PC.

7454
02:53:46,300 --> 02:53:47,240
So what does that mean action

7455
02:53:47,240 --> 02:53:47,760
football?

7456
02:53:47,940 --> 02:53:48,770
That means I can be the

7457
02:53:48,770 --> 02:53:50,240
quarterback and I can throw the

7458
02:53:50,240 --> 02:53:51,540
ball you know downfield or I

7459
02:53:51,540 --> 02:53:52,120
can be

7460
02:53:52,120 --> 02:53:53,100
Marcus Allen.

7461
02:53:53,200 --> 02:53:54,220
So you get to pick who you want

7462
02:53:54,220 --> 02:53:54,600
to do.

7463
02:53:54,600 --> 02:53:55,260
Greatest graphics.

7464
02:53:55,260 --> 02:53:55,480
Right.

7465
02:53:55,840 --> 02:53:56,020
Right.

7466
02:53:56,380 --> 02:53:57,080
Who do you like to pick?

7467
02:53:57,180 --> 02:53:57,920
Who's your favorite person?

7468
02:53:57,940 --> 02:53:59,860
I'm the Raiders so I gotta...

7469
02:53:59,860 --> 02:54:01,040
They're not that good right now.

7470
02:54:01,160 --> 02:54:01,940
In what position or any

7471
02:54:01,940 --> 02:54:02,520
position?

7472
02:54:02,540 --> 02:54:03,280
A quarterback man.

7473
02:54:03,340 --> 02:54:03,980
You gotta play quarterback.

7474
02:54:04,380 --> 02:54:04,580
Sure.

7475
02:54:04,900 --> 02:54:05,980
But you know the other good

7476
02:54:05,980 --> 02:54:06,990
thing about this what's

7477
02:54:06,990 --> 02:54:08,550
happening with the sports games

7478
02:54:08,550 --> 02:54:09,000
is that

7479
02:54:09,000 --> 02:54:10,140
you can take it to the internet.

7480
02:54:10,460 --> 02:54:10,660
Really?

7481
02:54:10,660 --> 02:54:11,310
And this is what Microsoft's

7482
02:54:11,310 --> 02:54:11,580
doing.

7483
02:54:11,660 --> 02:54:12,400
Just like Quake.

7484
02:54:12,820 --> 02:54:13,100
Right.

7485
02:54:13,240 --> 02:54:13,960
Microsoft's doing that with

7486
02:54:13,960 --> 02:54:14,800
their basketball game.

7487
02:54:15,460 --> 02:54:16,250
And they have a 5 on 5

7488
02:54:16,250 --> 02:54:17,560
basketball game.

7489
02:54:17,640 --> 02:54:18,320
Full court basketball.

7490
02:54:18,400 --> 02:54:19,320
So multi players.

7491
02:54:19,720 --> 02:54:20,180
Multi players.

7492
02:54:20,440 --> 02:54:21,450
This was the off-brand

7493
02:54:21,450 --> 02:54:23,280
basketball of the day was it?

7494
02:54:23,520 --> 02:54:25,760
NBA being NBA like.

7495
02:54:25,760 --> 02:54:27,620
This is something else.

7496
02:54:28,040 --> 02:54:30,080
A full court press.

7497
02:54:30,500 --> 02:54:31,560
And they have a 5 on 5

7498
02:54:31,560 --> 02:54:32,880
basketball game.

7499
02:54:32,960 --> 02:54:33,680
Full court basketball.

7500
02:54:33,720 --> 02:54:34,660
So multi players.

7501
02:54:35,040 --> 02:54:35,580
Multi players.

7502
02:54:35,660 --> 02:54:36,520
People could be all across the

7503
02:54:36,520 --> 02:54:36,940
country.

7504
02:54:37,080 --> 02:54:37,610
Suddenly they're on a

7505
02:54:37,610 --> 02:54:38,300
basketball team.

7506
02:54:38,300 --> 02:54:38,480
Right.

7507
02:54:38,480 --> 02:54:39,180
That's the plan.

7508
02:54:39,440 --> 02:54:39,940
That's the plan.

7509
02:54:40,020 --> 02:54:40,910
It hasn't been implemented

7510
02:54:40,910 --> 02:54:41,600
perfectly yet.

7511
02:54:41,700 --> 02:54:42,510
But that's what's going to

7512
02:54:42,510 --> 02:54:42,940
happen.

7513
02:54:43,100 --> 02:54:44,260
And this is incredible.

7514
02:54:44,460 --> 02:54:45,110
I mean you could be the point

7515
02:54:45,110 --> 02:54:45,460
guard.

7516
02:54:46,140 --> 02:54:47,400
You know I could be Shaquille O'Neal.

7517
02:54:47,540 --> 02:54:48,540
And we could play on a team

7518
02:54:48,540 --> 02:54:49,120
together.

7519
02:54:49,400 --> 02:54:50,150
Even if you live in New York

7520
02:54:50,150 --> 02:54:51,520
City and I live in Los Angeles.

7521
02:54:51,540 --> 02:54:51,860
That's great.

7522
02:54:51,920 --> 02:54:52,860
And I always wanted to be

7523
02:54:52,860 --> 02:54:53,480
taller too.

7524
02:54:53,700 --> 02:54:54,470
So this is like the perfect,

7525
02:54:54,470 --> 02:54:55,140
perfect thing.

7526
02:54:55,140 --> 02:54:56,110
I always wanted to be a point

7527
02:54:56,110 --> 02:54:56,500
guard.

7528
02:54:56,640 --> 02:54:57,440
So I could do that.

7529
02:54:57,500 --> 02:54:58,200
And I always wanted to have a

7530
02:54:58,200 --> 02:54:58,620
jump shot.

7531
02:54:58,740 --> 02:54:59,460
So that's good too.

7532
02:54:59,740 --> 02:55:00,320
That's great.

7533
02:55:00,640 --> 02:55:01,000
Next.

7534
02:55:01,160 --> 02:55:01,160
Next.

7535
02:55:01,160 --> 02:55:02,100
So there's a lot of sports

7536
02:55:02,100 --> 02:55:03,180
games that are moving in that

7537
02:55:03,180 --> 02:55:04,000
same direction.

7538
02:55:04,000 --> 02:55:04,720
I sure hope so.

7539
02:55:04,840 --> 02:55:06,090
I think that people are getting

7540
02:55:06,090 --> 02:55:06,600
buzzed.

7541
02:55:06,760 --> 02:55:07,120
They know.

7542
02:55:07,320 --> 02:55:08,020
They know what's happening.

7543
02:55:08,180 --> 02:55:09,880
I mean I think sports games is

7544
02:55:09,880 --> 02:55:10,970
probably one of the best

7545
02:55:10,970 --> 02:55:12,660
possible applications for an

7546
02:55:12,660 --> 02:55:13,800
internet game.

7547
02:55:13,800 --> 02:55:14,400
For multiplayer.

7548
02:55:14,400 --> 02:55:15,740
You can have a baseball team.

7549
02:55:15,880 --> 02:55:16,680
Nine different guys.

7550
02:55:16,980 --> 02:55:17,750
It might be boring when you're

7551
02:55:17,750 --> 02:55:18,970
batting because there's nothing

7552
02:55:18,970 --> 02:55:19,360
to do.

7553
02:55:19,600 --> 02:55:20,920
But everyone plays a different

7554
02:55:20,920 --> 02:55:21,600
position.

7555
02:55:21,960 --> 02:55:23,160
And you all have your roles.

7556
02:55:23,240 --> 02:55:24,300
And maybe you practice together.

7557
02:55:24,520 --> 02:55:24,700
You know.

7558
02:55:25,040 --> 02:55:25,360
Great.

7559
02:55:25,420 --> 02:55:26,000
It's pretty sweet.

7560
02:55:26,280 --> 02:55:26,680
Great.

7561
02:55:26,900 --> 02:55:27,200
Cool.

7562
02:55:27,200 --> 02:55:27,800
Cool world.

7563
02:55:28,140 --> 02:55:28,460
Cool.

7564
02:55:28,560 --> 02:55:29,000
Cool world.

7565
02:55:30,280 --> 02:55:30,720
Great.

7566
02:55:31,260 --> 02:55:31,560
Cool.

7567
02:55:33,240 --> 02:55:34,520
Cool world.

7568
02:55:35,680 --> 02:55:36,740
I think you might have said it's

7569
02:55:36,740 --> 02:55:38,600
a great cool cool world.

7570
02:55:38,860 --> 02:55:39,160
Played.

7571
02:55:40,040 --> 02:55:41,140
And this is an advert for I don't

7572
02:55:41,140 --> 02:55:42,970
know a lady in a restaurant or

7573
02:55:42,970 --> 02:55:44,000
something.

7574
02:55:44,260 --> 02:55:44,580
Great.

7575
02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:45,240
It's pretty sweet.

7576
02:55:45,400 --> 02:55:47,100
Sounds like a cool cool world.

7577
02:55:47,840 --> 02:55:50,060
Sounds like a cool cool world.

7578
02:55:50,820 --> 02:55:51,780
Barney Teabag.

7579
02:55:51,860 --> 02:55:52,880
Thank you very much there.

7580
02:55:53,020 --> 02:55:54,660
Curse of Monkey Island.

7581
02:55:55,080 --> 02:55:55,400
Hey.

7582
02:55:55,560 --> 02:55:56,000
Played.

7583
02:55:56,000 --> 02:55:56,460
Missed.

7584
02:55:56,520 --> 02:55:57,830
Perhaps you've been frustrated

7585
02:55:57,830 --> 02:55:58,640
in the library.

7586
02:55:58,640 --> 02:56:00,480
Is this like a manager of a

7587
02:56:00,480 --> 02:56:02,990
restaurant who's being corralled

7588
02:56:02,990 --> 02:56:05,260
into doing some sort of advert

7589
02:56:05,260 --> 02:56:06,060
for Missed?

7590
02:56:07,500 --> 02:56:08,660
And one of the staff waiters or

7591
02:56:08,660 --> 02:56:12,060
employees just walks by languidly.

7592
02:56:12,780 --> 02:56:13,920
Again, I have to say it, but

7593
02:56:13,920 --> 02:56:16,080
languidly in the background.

7594
02:56:17,140 --> 02:56:17,680
Let's just see how this

7595
02:56:17,680 --> 02:56:18,980
develops here.

7596
02:56:20,020 --> 02:56:20,240
Hey.

7597
02:56:20,400 --> 02:56:20,800
Played.

7598
02:56:20,820 --> 02:56:21,260
Missed.

7599
02:56:21,340 --> 02:56:22,460
Perhaps you've been frustrated

7600
02:56:22,460 --> 02:56:23,180
in the library.

7601
02:56:23,180 --> 02:56:30,680
Too fast.

7602
02:56:34,220 --> 02:56:35,340
And there you go.

7603
02:56:45,120 --> 02:56:47,560
It's a cool, cool world.

7604
02:56:48,400 --> 02:56:50,780
Great. It's a cool, cool world.

7605
02:56:51,480 --> 02:56:53,430
It's kind of up there with a

7606
02:56:53,430 --> 02:56:55,240
good, good in a way, but not

7607
02:56:55,240 --> 02:56:55,740
fully.

7608
02:56:55,880 --> 02:56:57,620
It's not on that same wave.

7609
02:56:57,760 --> 02:56:58,790
It's on the same wavelength,

7610
02:56:58,790 --> 02:56:59,840
but not the same level.

7611
02:56:59,940 --> 02:57:01,200
A good, good will always be a

7612
02:57:01,200 --> 02:57:02,020
good, good.

7613
02:57:03,300 --> 02:57:05,030
But a great, it's a cool, cool

7614
02:57:05,030 --> 02:57:07,950
world is another interesting

7615
02:57:07,950 --> 02:57:10,280
addition to the already.

7616
02:57:12,980 --> 02:57:13,290
Amazing canon of stuff that has

7617
02:57:13,290 --> 02:57:16,120
happened in this program.

7618
02:57:16,120 --> 02:57:17,950
And being said, codgamer24,

7619
02:57:17,950 --> 02:57:19,160
thank you very much.

7620
02:57:19,780 --> 02:57:21,020
Perhaps you've been frustrated.

7621
02:57:21,020 --> 02:57:23,260
Ever played, miss?

7622
02:57:23,480 --> 02:57:24,100
In the library.

7623
02:57:24,600 --> 02:57:25,340
Don't get even.

7624
02:57:25,540 --> 02:57:26,420
Get pissed.

7625
02:57:27,200 --> 02:57:28,570
Starring John Gatman as King

7626
02:57:28,570 --> 02:57:29,580
Mattress.

7627
02:57:29,760 --> 02:57:31,400
Creator Pete Bergman from Firesign

7628
02:57:31,400 --> 02:57:32,000
Theater.

7629
02:57:32,540 --> 02:57:33,670
In this fun-filled CD-ROM

7630
02:57:33,670 --> 02:57:34,620
adventure.

7631
02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:37,160
Hey, we got everything.

7632
02:57:37,360 --> 02:57:38,620
We've got trailer trash.

7633
02:57:38,720 --> 02:57:40,200
We've got New Jersey Shoreline

7634
02:57:40,200 --> 02:57:41,040
toxic waste.

7635
02:57:41,120 --> 02:57:42,000
We got it all.

7636
02:57:42,000 --> 02:57:43,780
And if you want to send a postcard,

7637
02:57:43,780 --> 02:57:45,600
go to our website, piss.com, to

7638
02:57:45,600 --> 02:57:47,210
send a postcard to someone over

7639
02:57:47,210 --> 02:57:48,220
the internet.

7640
02:57:51,220 --> 02:57:53,280
Pissed.com?

7641
02:57:56,960 --> 02:58:13,360
And this is the dream of Andrew

7642
02:58:13,360 --> 02:58:21,280
right here.

7643
02:58:21,280 --> 02:58:22,700
Full Throttle Biker Gang.

7644
02:58:23,240 --> 02:58:25,310
Very coincidental that he said

7645
02:58:25,310 --> 02:58:27,180
that he wanted to be a biker.

7646
02:58:27,940 --> 02:58:30,100
When this was on this week.

7647
02:58:30,160 --> 02:58:30,840
Was he lying?

7648
02:58:31,060 --> 02:58:32,750
I think it was a pure out-and-out

7649
02:58:32,750 --> 02:58:33,240
lie.

7650
02:58:33,240 --> 02:58:40,080
All right, Tim.

7651
02:58:40,240 --> 02:58:41,620
This is Full Throttle, a game

7652
02:58:41,620 --> 02:58:42,520
you designed.

7653
02:58:43,260 --> 02:58:44,010
And first of all, let's talk

7654
02:58:44,010 --> 02:58:45,000
about the game.

7655
02:58:45,080 --> 02:58:46,120
What do you do in Full Throttle?

7656
02:58:46,180 --> 02:58:46,880
What kind of game is it?

7657
02:58:47,000 --> 02:58:48,320
You play a biker named Ben.

7658
02:58:48,480 --> 02:58:49,940
And you take on his personality.

7659
02:58:50,260 --> 02:58:52,440
It's a graphic adventure where

7660
02:58:52,440 --> 02:58:54,360
he's on the run for a crime he

7661
02:58:54,360 --> 02:58:55,700
didn't commit.

7662
02:58:56,180 --> 02:58:57,620
And the law's chasing him.

7663
02:58:57,740 --> 02:58:59,600
And a murderer happens.

7664
02:58:59,900 --> 02:59:01,220
And the real killer is trying

7665
02:59:01,220 --> 02:59:02,100
to find him.

7666
02:59:02,400 --> 02:59:03,400
And there's a road trip.

7667
02:59:03,960 --> 02:59:05,590
So it's role-playing, adventure,

7668
02:59:05,590 --> 02:59:06,840
that kind of game?

7669
02:59:07,080 --> 02:59:08,080
And solving puzzles.

7670
02:59:08,880 --> 02:59:09,140
Okay.

7671
02:59:09,380 --> 02:59:10,680
Anything unique or different?

7672
02:59:10,860 --> 02:59:12,320
I mean, what was sort of groundwork?

7673
02:59:12,360 --> 02:59:13,470
Is this a good thing for kids

7674
02:59:13,470 --> 02:59:14,180
to be playing?

7675
02:59:14,520 --> 02:59:15,980
Or is there a bad side to it?

7676
02:59:17,060 --> 02:59:17,820
Do we have that?

7677
02:59:18,400 --> 02:59:19,320
Nintendo's Game Boy.

7678
02:59:19,320 --> 02:59:21,640
Handheld gaming devices.

7679
02:59:22,120 --> 02:59:22,850
Breaking about what you did

7680
02:59:22,850 --> 02:59:23,740
with Full Throttle.

7681
02:59:23,920 --> 02:59:24,540
We, um.

7682
02:59:25,500 --> 02:59:27,060
What you did with Full Throttle.

7683
02:59:27,940 --> 02:59:28,850
But he did say in the build-up

7684
02:59:28,850 --> 02:59:31,640
to this fellow that he was mild-mannered.

7685
02:59:31,820 --> 02:59:33,970
He made, Stuart made a point of

7686
02:59:33,970 --> 02:59:35,600
saying that in his intro.

7687
02:59:36,740 --> 02:59:37,860
I wonder, was Stu let down by

7688
02:59:37,860 --> 02:59:40,040
the lack of energy that your

7689
02:59:40,040 --> 02:59:41,940
man brought to this?

7690
02:59:42,240 --> 02:59:43,780
And he, you know, said that.

7691
02:59:43,860 --> 02:59:44,800
I'm not sure whether and I was

7692
02:59:44,800 --> 02:59:45,480
worried or not.

7693
02:59:45,480 --> 02:59:46,640
Anything unique or different?

7694
02:59:46,760 --> 02:59:47,370
I mean, what was sort of

7695
02:59:47,370 --> 02:59:48,440
groundbreaking about what you

7696
02:59:48,440 --> 02:59:49,300
did with Full Throttle?

7697
02:59:49,300 --> 02:59:49,800
Full Throttle.

7698
02:59:49,920 --> 02:59:50,600
We, um.

7699
02:59:51,320 --> 02:59:52,090
We were going for a much more

7700
02:59:52,090 --> 02:59:53,180
cinematic look.

7701
02:59:53,260 --> 02:59:54,320
Even though it's animated.

7702
02:59:54,580 --> 02:59:56,420
It's animated and more, um.

7703
02:59:56,480 --> 02:59:57,750
Sort of interactive movie only

7704
02:59:57,750 --> 02:59:58,360
animated?

7705
02:59:58,980 --> 02:59:59,260
Yeah.

7706
02:59:59,720 --> 03:00:00,860
More of a, it's hard to find a

7707
03:00:00,860 --> 03:00:02,480
metaphor for it because it's

7708
03:00:02,480 --> 03:00:03,240
kind of.

7709
03:00:03,400 --> 03:00:04,160
Looks a bit.

7710
03:00:04,160 --> 03:00:04,820
Kind of a graphic.

7711
03:00:04,900 --> 03:00:05,600
YMCA-ish.

7712
03:00:05,600 --> 03:00:06,100
It's a novel.

7713
03:00:06,320 --> 03:00:07,600
It's like, is it a movie?

7714
03:00:07,700 --> 03:00:08,830
No, because people experience

7715
03:00:08,830 --> 03:00:09,900
it different than a movie.

7716
03:00:09,980 --> 03:00:10,910
They don't sit down for two

7717
03:00:10,910 --> 03:00:11,300
hours.

7718
03:00:11,420 --> 03:00:12,550
They come home every night,

7719
03:00:12,550 --> 03:00:13,500
maybe like a book.

7720
03:00:13,700 --> 03:00:14,940
Yeah, let's back up a minute.

7721
03:00:15,020 --> 03:00:15,880
What are the different sort of

7722
03:00:15,880 --> 03:00:16,280
genres?

7723
03:00:16,400 --> 03:00:17,420
When you say I'm going to write

7724
03:00:17,420 --> 03:00:18,500
a game, it can be this kind of

7725
03:00:18,500 --> 03:00:19,490
game or this kind of game or

7726
03:00:19,490 --> 03:00:20,400
this kind of game.

7727
03:00:20,540 --> 03:00:20,760
Mm-hmm.

7728
03:00:21,300 --> 03:00:21,940
What are they?

7729
03:00:22,580 --> 03:00:23,920
For all the games?

7730
03:00:24,080 --> 03:00:24,300
Yeah.

7731
03:00:24,380 --> 03:00:24,940
I mean, there's.

7732
03:00:25,420 --> 03:00:26,180
Well, yeah, um.

7733
03:00:27,120 --> 03:00:27,340
I do.

7734
03:00:27,440 --> 03:00:28,700
That's, I don't know what that

7735
03:00:28,700 --> 03:00:29,080
was.

7736
03:00:29,160 --> 03:00:30,650
I mean, seriously lacking in

7737
03:00:30,650 --> 03:00:31,460
any energy.

7738
03:00:31,680 --> 03:00:34,010
But, uh, there was a moment

7739
03:00:34,010 --> 03:00:36,860
there of miscommunication.

7740
03:00:37,400 --> 03:00:40,340
Maybe both of them on different

7741
03:00:40,340 --> 03:00:40,860
wavelengths.

7742
03:00:41,020 --> 03:00:42,480
Wait, for all the games?

7743
03:00:42,660 --> 03:00:43,520
Yeah, I mean, there's.

7744
03:00:44,100 --> 03:00:45,020
Different sort of genres.

7745
03:00:45,160 --> 03:00:46,160
When you say I'm going to write

7746
03:00:46,160 --> 03:00:47,250
a game, it can be this kind of

7747
03:00:47,250 --> 03:00:48,230
game or this kind of game or

7748
03:00:48,230 --> 03:00:49,160
this kind of game.

7749
03:00:49,280 --> 03:00:49,520
Mm-hmm.

7750
03:00:50,000 --> 03:00:50,660
What are they?

7751
03:00:51,120 --> 03:00:52,660
Wait, for all the games?

7752
03:00:52,820 --> 03:00:53,680
Yeah, I mean, there's.

7753
03:00:54,140 --> 03:00:56,340
Well, um, I do just graphic

7754
03:00:56,340 --> 03:00:57,620
adventures.

7755
03:00:57,820 --> 03:00:58,080
Okay.

7756
03:00:59,080 --> 03:00:59,630
They're not action-oriented,

7757
03:00:59,630 --> 03:01:00,950
even though the plot and the

7758
03:01:00,950 --> 03:01:02,700
story can be action-oriented.

7759
03:01:02,700 --> 03:01:03,950
So it's problem-solving kind of

7760
03:01:03,950 --> 03:01:04,380
stuff?

7761
03:01:04,420 --> 03:01:06,940
Yeah, exploratory and, um, yeah,

7762
03:01:06,940 --> 03:01:08,620
and puzzle-solving.

7763
03:01:09,200 --> 03:01:10,210
Is there, you guys who do games,

7764
03:01:10,210 --> 03:01:11,620
I mean, is that sort of a weird

7765
03:01:11,620 --> 03:01:12,340
culture?

7766
03:01:12,520 --> 03:01:13,490
I mean, you sit up all night

7767
03:01:13,490 --> 03:01:14,840
long and figure out, how am I

7768
03:01:14,840 --> 03:01:15,840
going to screw up these kids

7769
03:01:15,840 --> 03:01:16,320
next?

7770
03:01:16,560 --> 03:01:17,560
It's kind of strange, too,

7771
03:01:17,560 --> 03:01:18,510
because the kind of, most

7772
03:01:18,510 --> 03:01:19,650
people who work there are the

7773
03:01:19,650 --> 03:01:20,750
kind of people who are doing

7774
03:01:20,750 --> 03:01:22,360
that for fun, like at college.

7775
03:01:22,360 --> 03:01:23,440
And not getting paid for it.

7776
03:01:23,440 --> 03:01:24,300
And not getting paid for it,

7777
03:01:24,300 --> 03:01:25,400
now they're getting paid for it.

7778
03:01:25,400 --> 03:01:26,790
And, um, and, you know,

7779
03:01:26,790 --> 03:01:28,110
computer programmers are

7780
03:01:28,110 --> 03:01:29,560
different kind of, they're

7781
03:01:29,560 --> 03:01:31,080
differently socialized.

7782
03:01:31,080 --> 03:01:32,380
But, I mean, are the gamer, the

7783
03:01:32,380 --> 03:01:33,710
game programmers different from

7784
03:01:33,710 --> 03:01:34,540
everybody else?

7785
03:01:34,540 --> 03:01:35,040
Mm-hmm.

7786
03:01:35,040 --> 03:01:37,440
Um, game programmers are, they're

7787
03:01:37,440 --> 03:01:39,660
often just fanatical gamers.

7788
03:01:39,660 --> 03:01:40,160
Yeah.

7789
03:01:40,160 --> 03:01:42,140
You know, and, um, they'll work

7790
03:01:42,140 --> 03:01:43,640
all day and then they'll stay

7791
03:01:43,640 --> 03:01:45,290
at the office to play games all

7792
03:01:45,290 --> 03:01:45,940
night.

7793
03:01:46,080 --> 03:01:46,800
And, um...

7794
03:01:46,800 --> 03:01:47,800
Is it competitive?

7795
03:01:47,800 --> 03:01:48,990
I mean, you sit down and say, I'm

7796
03:01:48,990 --> 03:01:50,020
going to do something nobody's

7797
03:01:50,020 --> 03:01:50,840
ever done before.

7798
03:01:50,980 --> 03:01:52,030
Somehow get some juice or some

7799
03:01:52,030 --> 03:01:53,160
power coming out of this game

7800
03:01:53,160 --> 03:01:54,360
that nobody's figured out how

7801
03:01:54,360 --> 03:01:55,080
to do before.

7802
03:01:55,280 --> 03:01:56,440
Yeah, well, it's, um...

7803
03:01:56,440 --> 03:01:56,740
What?

7804
03:01:57,680 --> 03:01:59,120
Is he on about him as a game

7805
03:01:59,120 --> 03:02:00,620
maker trying to get juice or

7806
03:02:00,620 --> 03:02:02,080
power out of the game?

7807
03:02:02,080 --> 03:02:02,760
Like, what?

7808
03:02:03,500 --> 03:02:04,050
Is he on about, is he just

7809
03:02:04,050 --> 03:02:05,080
saying...

7810
03:02:05,880 --> 03:02:08,080
Is what that meant...

7811
03:02:08,980 --> 03:02:09,570
Was he meant to be asking, do

7812
03:02:09,570 --> 03:02:10,970
you enjoy playing games or

7813
03:02:10,970 --> 03:02:11,960
making games?

7814
03:02:12,300 --> 03:02:13,260
What does he mean about getting

7815
03:02:13,260 --> 03:02:14,220
juice or power out?

7816
03:02:14,360 --> 03:02:15,600
Uh, a dream that nobody...

7817
03:02:15,600 --> 03:02:16,170
I'm going to do something

7818
03:02:16,170 --> 03:02:16,720
nobody's...

7819
03:02:16,720 --> 03:02:17,680
Play games all night.

7820
03:02:18,100 --> 03:02:18,540
And, um...

7821
03:02:18,540 --> 03:02:20,320
Or is he on about playing games?

7822
03:02:22,440 --> 03:02:23,360
Is it competitive?

7823
03:02:23,560 --> 03:02:24,480
I mean, you sit down and say, I'm

7824
03:02:24,480 --> 03:02:25,520
going to do something nobody's

7825
03:02:25,520 --> 03:02:26,220
ever done before.

7826
03:02:26,340 --> 03:02:27,400
Somehow get some juice or some

7827
03:02:27,400 --> 03:02:28,540
power coming out of this game

7828
03:02:28,540 --> 03:02:29,720
that nobody's figured out how

7829
03:02:29,720 --> 03:02:30,440
to do before.

7830
03:02:30,620 --> 03:02:32,520
Yeah, well, it's, um...

7831
03:02:32,520 --> 03:02:34,490
There's a drive to do something

7832
03:02:34,490 --> 03:02:36,060
no one's seen before.

7833
03:02:36,320 --> 03:02:37,810
You know, a new, you know,

7834
03:02:37,810 --> 03:02:38,460
genre.

7835
03:02:38,640 --> 03:02:39,700
We were trying to do a biker

7836
03:02:39,700 --> 03:02:40,160
game.

7837
03:02:40,600 --> 03:02:42,380
Next up, my pick of the week.

7838
03:02:42,380 --> 03:02:43,870
It's called The Game Juicer

7839
03:02:43,870 --> 03:02:44,880
2000.

7840
03:02:45,740 --> 03:02:46,770
It's from a little company in

7841
03:02:46,770 --> 03:02:47,680
San Mateo.

7842
03:02:48,340 --> 03:02:48,880
And it's just...

7843
03:02:49,840 --> 03:02:50,600
This was a sneaky way of

7844
03:02:50,600 --> 03:02:52,950
getting in the name Game Juicer

7845
03:02:52,950 --> 03:02:55,310
or Game Juice before he reveals

7846
03:02:55,310 --> 03:02:57,390
a product that he's got a bit

7847
03:02:57,390 --> 03:02:59,180
of a hand in making.

7848
03:03:00,340 --> 03:03:00,430
I mean, maybe they were

7849
03:03:00,430 --> 03:03:01,620
involved in a lot of the

7850
03:03:01,620 --> 03:03:03,330
products that they were showing

7851
03:03:03,330 --> 03:03:05,100
off in Computer Chronicles.

7852
03:03:05,180 --> 03:03:05,820
I'm not sure.

7853
03:03:06,480 --> 03:03:07,550
Just because the games have

7854
03:03:07,550 --> 03:03:08,700
been done before.

7855
03:03:08,700 --> 03:03:10,070
It's either, you know, it's

7856
03:03:10,070 --> 03:03:11,290
always science fiction or

7857
03:03:11,290 --> 03:03:12,440
fantasy, medieval.

7858
03:03:13,360 --> 03:03:15,130
And just no one had really

7859
03:03:15,130 --> 03:03:17,460
touched fantasy, medieval.

7860
03:03:18,220 --> 03:03:19,260
Interlocking spurs there, were

7861
03:03:19,260 --> 03:03:19,820
there?

7862
03:03:19,820 --> 03:03:19,960
Oh.

7863
03:03:21,000 --> 03:03:21,260
Yep.

7864
03:03:21,860 --> 03:03:22,680
It's a classic.

7865
03:03:23,180 --> 03:03:24,820
The interlocking spurs.

7866
03:03:25,700 --> 03:03:27,620
We know this as primarily a

7867
03:03:27,620 --> 03:03:29,860
Stuart peace gesture.

7868
03:03:30,420 --> 03:03:32,730
But in times of anxiety can

7869
03:03:32,730 --> 03:03:35,140
become a defensive mechanism.

7870
03:03:35,140 --> 03:03:37,000
And I'm hoping that this fella

7871
03:03:37,000 --> 03:03:38,880
on the receiving end doesn't

7872
03:03:38,880 --> 03:03:40,400
feel too intimidated.

7873
03:03:40,400 --> 03:03:42,900
Because it really is quite a

7874
03:03:42,900 --> 03:03:45,460
curveball to be made aware of.

7875
03:03:45,680 --> 03:03:47,000
Especially when the heat is on.

7876
03:03:47,480 --> 03:03:49,040
Cameramen, a producer, a floor

7877
03:03:49,040 --> 03:03:49,680
manager.

7878
03:03:50,200 --> 03:03:52,690
And then this fella whips out

7879
03:03:52,690 --> 03:03:55,250
one of geography's greatest

7880
03:03:55,250 --> 03:03:56,440
phenomena.

7881
03:03:56,660 --> 03:03:59,700
The interlocking stirs.

7882
03:03:59,920 --> 03:04:02,240
As they're known in his realm.

7883
03:04:03,380 --> 03:04:04,040
And look at that.

7884
03:04:04,120 --> 03:04:06,920
You can almost hear a sort of

7885
03:04:06,920 --> 03:04:08,180
lock of metal.

7886
03:04:08,340 --> 03:04:08,580
Do you know what?

7887
03:04:08,580 --> 03:04:12,480
Kind of metallic sci-fi sound.

7888
03:04:12,840 --> 03:04:14,110
But then going into heavy

7889
03:04:14,110 --> 03:04:16,100
industrial doors closing.

7890
03:04:16,740 --> 03:04:19,100
As it happens.

7891
03:04:19,220 --> 03:04:20,470
It's a crazy, crazy bit of

7892
03:04:20,470 --> 03:04:21,220
business.

7893
03:04:22,600 --> 03:04:24,270
And just no one had really

7894
03:04:24,270 --> 03:04:25,800
touched, you know.

7895
03:04:32,520 --> 03:04:33,700
The wild one.

7896
03:04:33,940 --> 03:04:34,340
Yeah.

7897
03:04:34,340 --> 03:04:34,880
Easy ride.

7898
03:04:35,800 --> 03:04:37,640
A shotgun clack.

7899
03:04:38,620 --> 03:04:39,800
Engage airlock.

7900
03:04:42,180 --> 03:04:43,380
Computers and Harleys.

7901
03:04:43,740 --> 03:04:44,530
They go together more than, you

7902
03:04:44,530 --> 03:04:45,700
know, people would think.

7903
03:04:45,960 --> 03:04:47,100
But I mean, apart from stories,

7904
03:04:47,100 --> 03:04:48,260
in terms of like really.

7905
03:04:48,360 --> 03:04:49,280
He's going to do an orb.

7906
03:04:49,700 --> 03:04:50,870
He's going to do an orb or a

7907
03:04:50,870 --> 03:04:51,480
claw.

7908
03:04:51,480 --> 03:04:53,820
At least they go together more

7909
03:04:53,820 --> 03:04:55,590
than, you know, people would

7910
03:04:55,590 --> 03:04:56,340
think.

7911
03:04:56,600 --> 03:04:57,900
But I mean, apart from stories.

7912
03:04:57,980 --> 03:04:59,280
In terms of like really pushing

7913
03:04:59,280 --> 03:04:59,900
the envelope.

7914
03:05:00,180 --> 03:05:01,510
When you're working on a new

7915
03:05:01,510 --> 03:05:02,040
game.

7916
03:05:02,120 --> 03:05:03,510
Yeah, there was an orb and a

7917
03:05:03,510 --> 03:05:04,020
claw.

7918
03:05:04,220 --> 03:05:06,220
And then a fast little real

7919
03:05:06,220 --> 03:05:07,340
micro orb.

7920
03:05:07,940 --> 03:05:09,960
Straight into this open palmed.

7921
03:05:10,500 --> 03:05:12,480
Sort of empathetic move.

7922
03:05:13,380 --> 03:05:14,260
Empathetic emote.

7923
03:05:14,380 --> 03:05:15,740
But that was the miniature roll.

7924
03:05:15,900 --> 03:05:16,680
Miniature orb.

7925
03:05:18,320 --> 03:05:19,560
Just there.

7926
03:05:20,000 --> 03:05:21,260
Then he's holding the orb out

7927
03:05:21,260 --> 03:05:21,720
front.

7928
03:05:22,080 --> 03:05:22,580
Like that.

7929
03:05:22,720 --> 03:05:23,650
You're working on a new game

7930
03:05:23,650 --> 03:05:24,200
right now.

7931
03:05:24,660 --> 03:05:25,380
I mean, what is it you're

7932
03:05:25,380 --> 03:05:26,160
trying to do?

7933
03:05:26,300 --> 03:05:27,260
The clorb.

7934
03:05:27,460 --> 03:05:28,280
Better graphics.

7935
03:05:28,460 --> 03:05:29,100
Better sound.

7936
03:05:29,280 --> 03:05:29,900
Better interface.

7937
03:05:30,220 --> 03:05:31,500
What's the sort of holy grail

7938
03:05:31,500 --> 03:05:32,300
of gamers?

7939
03:05:32,960 --> 03:05:34,700
So this is what Stu is just

7940
03:05:34,700 --> 03:05:36,320
expanding on.

7941
03:05:36,400 --> 03:05:37,800
What I was so confused about.

7942
03:05:37,880 --> 03:05:39,140
When he first asked the man.

7943
03:05:39,200 --> 03:05:40,180
Do you want to get a bit of

7944
03:05:40,180 --> 03:05:41,300
juice out of the game?

7945
03:05:41,300 --> 03:05:42,600
I found it hard to really

7946
03:05:42,600 --> 03:05:44,140
understand what he meant by

7947
03:05:44,140 --> 03:05:44,580
that.

7948
03:05:44,940 --> 03:05:46,100
But now I can see that he's

7949
03:05:46,100 --> 03:05:47,380
just clarifying.

7950
03:05:47,560 --> 03:05:48,970
You know, what are you going to

7951
03:05:48,970 --> 03:05:49,320
do?

7952
03:05:49,440 --> 03:05:51,060
The next best thing as a game

7953
03:05:51,060 --> 03:05:51,700
maker.

7954
03:05:52,080 --> 03:05:52,990
You know, what's the next best

7955
03:05:52,990 --> 03:05:54,140
thing you're trying to do?

7956
03:05:55,140 --> 03:05:56,300
When you're working on a new

7957
03:05:56,300 --> 03:05:57,780
game right now.

7958
03:05:58,140 --> 03:05:58,940
I mean, what is it you're

7959
03:05:58,940 --> 03:05:59,720
trying to do?

7960
03:05:59,880 --> 03:06:00,640
Better graphics.

7961
03:06:00,760 --> 03:06:01,460
Better sound.

7962
03:06:01,640 --> 03:06:02,260
Better interface.

7963
03:06:02,600 --> 03:06:03,960
What's the sort of holy grail

7964
03:06:03,960 --> 03:06:04,660
of gamers?

7965
03:06:05,180 --> 03:06:06,000
Well, all of that.

7966
03:06:06,080 --> 03:06:07,280
I mean, it starts off with like

7967
03:06:07,280 --> 03:06:08,360
one of the first adventure

7968
03:06:08,360 --> 03:06:08,800
games.

7969
03:06:08,900 --> 03:06:09,300
Like Zork.

7970
03:06:09,460 --> 03:06:09,820
Where there's.

7971
03:06:10,180 --> 03:06:11,660
It's all treasure hunting.

7972
03:06:12,000 --> 03:06:13,140
And you don't have a character.

7973
03:06:13,380 --> 03:06:15,680
But each game that's gone by.

7974
03:06:15,860 --> 03:06:17,120
Thanks, Codgamer.

7975
03:06:17,240 --> 03:06:17,880
I'm not sure.

7976
03:06:18,360 --> 03:06:19,220
I can't remember whether or not

7977
03:06:19,220 --> 03:06:20,580
I said thank you for the tip.

7978
03:06:20,920 --> 03:06:21,680
Very kindy there.

7979
03:06:21,780 --> 03:06:23,480
And Varney Teabag and Owen Morg.

7980
03:06:23,600 --> 03:06:24,280
Thank you very much.

7981
03:06:24,280 --> 03:06:24,900
And Dez.

7982
03:06:25,780 --> 03:06:27,700
And Chips.

7983
03:06:28,420 --> 03:06:29,860
Thank you very much, Chips.

7984
03:06:30,660 --> 03:06:31,240
Because you move your head to

7985
03:06:31,240 --> 03:06:32,500
the left of the screen.

7986
03:06:32,720 --> 03:06:33,920
The YouTube live chat is on

7987
03:06:33,920 --> 03:06:34,600
your own.

7988
03:06:34,680 --> 03:06:34,720
Okay.

7989
03:06:37,780 --> 03:06:37,800
More story elements and more

7990
03:06:37,800 --> 03:06:40,000
character depth.

7991
03:06:40,640 --> 03:06:41,750
And the last game that we had

7992
03:06:41,750 --> 03:06:43,690
done, Day of the Tentacle, that

7993
03:06:43,690 --> 03:06:44,900
I had worked on.

7994
03:06:45,000 --> 03:06:46,720
It had a plot.

7995
03:06:46,820 --> 03:06:47,720
A basic plot that kind of shows

7996
03:06:47,720 --> 03:06:48,540
up in the beginning.

7997
03:06:48,980 --> 03:06:50,340
And shows up periodically.

7998
03:06:50,880 --> 03:06:52,520
And then comes up in the end.

7999
03:06:52,520 --> 03:06:54,620
But every game we try to do

8000
03:06:54,620 --> 03:06:57,500
more and more just a real story.

8001
03:06:57,600 --> 03:06:58,930
A complicated story with a real

8002
03:06:58,930 --> 03:07:00,020
human involvement.

8003
03:07:00,740 --> 03:07:04,980
And the new game I'm working on

8004
03:07:04,980 --> 03:07:06,020
now.

8005
03:07:06,120 --> 03:07:07,120
I try to do a...

8006
03:07:07,120 --> 03:07:08,710
The heavy moment there where

8007
03:07:08,710 --> 03:07:10,420
Stu would probably...

8008
03:07:10,420 --> 03:07:11,780
He likes the interviews to go a

8009
03:07:11,780 --> 03:07:13,300
little bit faster, you know?

8010
03:07:13,380 --> 03:07:14,560
I think he might become

8011
03:07:14,560 --> 03:07:16,400
uncomfortable at that moment.

8012
03:07:16,680 --> 03:07:17,900
Especially 1996.

8013
03:07:19,040 --> 03:07:20,550
You know how he was in 96 on

8014
03:07:20,550 --> 03:07:22,280
the Chronicles.

8015
03:07:22,280 --> 03:07:25,240
He must think this is too slow.

8016
03:07:25,320 --> 03:07:25,680
He knows.

8017
03:07:25,740 --> 03:07:26,600
He can feel it.

8018
03:07:26,600 --> 03:07:28,600
Day of the Tentacle

8019
03:07:28,600 --> 03:07:30,600
Day of the Tentacle

8020
03:07:30,600 --> 03:07:32,600
Day of the Tentacle

8021
03:07:32,600 --> 03:07:34,600
Day of the Tentacle

8022
03:07:34,600 --> 03:07:36,600
Last game that we had done Day

8023
03:07:36,600 --> 03:07:36,600
of the Tentacle

8024
03:07:36,600 --> 03:07:38,600
that I had worked on

8025
03:07:38,600 --> 03:07:40,600
it had a plot

8026
03:07:40,600 --> 03:07:41,780
a basic plot that kind of shows

8027
03:07:41,780 --> 03:07:42,600
up in the beginning

8028
03:07:42,600 --> 03:07:44,600
Was it called Day of the Tentacle?

8029
03:07:44,600 --> 03:07:45,990
More story elements and more

8030
03:07:45,990 --> 03:07:46,600
characters

8031
03:07:46,600 --> 03:07:48,600
but each game that's gone by

8032
03:07:48,600 --> 03:07:50,600
has had more story

8033
03:07:50,600 --> 03:07:51,850
more story elements and more

8034
03:07:51,850 --> 03:07:52,600
character depth

8035
03:07:52,600 --> 03:07:54,600
and the last game that we had

8036
03:07:54,600 --> 03:07:54,600
done

8037
03:07:54,600 --> 03:07:56,600
Day of the Tentacle

8038
03:07:56,600 --> 03:07:58,600
Day of the Tentacle

8039
03:07:58,600 --> 03:08:00,600
Roam about a virtual

8040
03:08:00,600 --> 03:08:00,600
environment

8041
03:08:00,600 --> 03:08:02,600
with your avatar

8042
03:08:02,600 --> 03:08:04,600
that I had worked on with your

8043
03:08:04,600 --> 03:08:04,600
tentacle

8044
03:08:04,600 --> 03:08:06,600
It had a plot

8045
03:08:06,600 --> 03:08:07,780
a basic plot that kind of shows

8046
03:08:07,780 --> 03:08:08,600
up in the beginning

8047
03:08:08,600 --> 03:08:10,600
and shows up periodically

8048
03:08:10,600 --> 03:08:12,600
and then comes up in the end

8049
03:08:12,600 --> 03:08:14,600
but every game we try

8050
03:08:14,600 --> 03:08:16,600
to do more and more just

8051
03:08:16,600 --> 03:08:18,210
a real story, a complicated

8052
03:08:18,210 --> 03:08:18,600
story

8053
03:08:18,600 --> 03:08:20,600
with real human involvement

8054
03:08:20,600 --> 03:08:22,600
and um

8055
03:08:22,600 --> 03:08:24,600
Lot of love for David Tentacle

8056
03:08:24,600 --> 03:08:26,600
an unbelievable game

8057
03:08:26,600 --> 03:08:26,600
and

8058
03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:28,600
the

8059
03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:28,600
like the

8060
03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:30,600
the new game

8061
03:08:30,600 --> 03:08:30,600
this is a

8062
03:08:30,600 --> 03:08:32,600
a moment here

8063
03:08:32,600 --> 03:08:32,600
you know

8064
03:08:32,600 --> 03:08:34,600
we looked at it before but

8065
03:08:34,600 --> 03:08:36,220
it's just interesting to see it

8066
03:08:36,220 --> 03:08:36,600
again

8067
03:08:36,600 --> 03:08:37,600
I wondered that

8068
03:08:37,600 --> 03:08:38,600
was that a push in from

8069
03:08:38,600 --> 03:08:40,600
or a cut from your man's face?

8070
03:08:40,600 --> 03:08:42,190
because it's very heavy to go

8071
03:08:42,190 --> 03:08:42,600
in from and wide of stew into

8072
03:08:42,600 --> 03:08:42,600
that

8073
03:08:42,600 --> 03:08:42,600
let's see

8074
03:08:42,600 --> 03:08:44,600
and um

8075
03:08:44,600 --> 03:08:46,600
and

8076
03:08:46,600 --> 03:08:48,600
the

8077
03:08:48,600 --> 03:08:48,600
like the

8078
03:08:48,600 --> 03:08:50,600
well even just a cut there

8079
03:08:50,600 --> 03:08:50,600
is

8080
03:08:50,600 --> 03:08:52,600
it accentuates

8081
03:08:52,600 --> 03:08:52,600
the uh

8082
03:08:52,600 --> 03:08:54,600
not the anxiety

8083
03:08:54,600 --> 03:08:56,600
the area of anxiety

8084
03:08:56,600 --> 03:08:58,600
or it accentuates

8085
03:08:58,600 --> 03:09:00,600
the uncomfortability

8086
03:09:00,600 --> 03:09:02,600
or the awkwardness I imagine

8087
03:09:02,600 --> 03:09:04,600
cutting there

8088
03:09:04,600 --> 03:09:06,600
should have just stayed on him

8089
03:09:06,600 --> 03:09:06,600
maybe

8090
03:09:06,600 --> 03:09:08,600
we try to do more and more

8091
03:09:08,600 --> 03:09:08,600
just um

8092
03:09:08,600 --> 03:09:10,600
a real story

8093
03:09:10,600 --> 03:09:11,600
a complicated story

8094
03:09:11,600 --> 03:09:12,600
with real human involvement

8095
03:09:12,600 --> 03:09:14,600
and um

8096
03:09:14,600 --> 03:09:16,600
and

8097
03:09:16,600 --> 03:09:16,600
the

8098
03:09:16,600 --> 03:09:18,600
like the

8099
03:09:18,600 --> 03:09:20,600
the new game

8100
03:09:20,600 --> 03:09:21,600
i'm working on now

8101
03:09:21,600 --> 03:09:22,600
trying to do a story

8102
03:09:22,600 --> 03:09:24,600
with just many more characters

8103
03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:25,600
and uh

8104
03:09:25,600 --> 03:09:27,260
that spans a long period of

8105
03:09:27,260 --> 03:09:27,600
time

8106
03:09:27,600 --> 03:09:29,600
for the characters lives

8107
03:09:29,600 --> 03:09:31,280
well i mean what makes a game a

8108
03:09:31,280 --> 03:09:31,600
success

8109
03:09:31,600 --> 03:09:32,600
i mean mist was a big hit

8110
03:09:32,600 --> 03:09:33,600
but yet that was sort of

8111
03:09:33,600 --> 03:09:35,420
so she was asking him pretty

8112
03:09:35,420 --> 03:09:35,600
much

8113
03:09:35,600 --> 03:09:36,600
the third

8114
03:09:36,600 --> 03:09:38,300
the same question three times

8115
03:09:38,300 --> 03:09:38,600
over

8116
03:09:38,600 --> 03:09:39,340
he's asking what makes a good

8117
03:09:39,340 --> 03:09:39,600
success

8118
03:09:39,600 --> 03:09:41,600
well what is it you want to do

8119
03:09:41,600 --> 03:09:41,600
that

8120
03:09:41,600 --> 03:09:42,600
that makes the game big

8121
03:09:42,600 --> 03:09:44,230
i think maybe our man isn't

8122
03:09:44,230 --> 03:09:45,600
giving him the answer

8123
03:09:45,600 --> 03:09:47,600
a weird game in a way really

8124
03:09:47,600 --> 03:09:49,220
now he's talking about weird

8125
03:09:49,220 --> 03:09:49,600
games

8126
03:09:49,600 --> 03:09:51,600
and

8127
03:09:51,600 --> 03:09:52,600
uh

8128
03:09:52,600 --> 03:09:54,260
that spans a long period of

8129
03:09:54,260 --> 03:09:54,600
time

8130
03:09:54,600 --> 03:09:55,600
for the characters lives

8131
03:09:55,600 --> 03:09:57,130
well i mean what makes a game a

8132
03:09:57,130 --> 03:09:57,600
success

8133
03:09:57,600 --> 03:09:58,600
i mean mist was a big hit

8134
03:09:58,600 --> 03:09:59,640
but yet that was sort of a

8135
03:09:59,640 --> 03:10:00,600
weird game in a way really

8136
03:10:00,600 --> 03:10:01,600
um

8137
03:10:01,600 --> 03:10:02,600
it um

8138
03:10:03,600 --> 03:10:05,390
what game what makes a game a

8139
03:10:05,390 --> 03:10:05,600
success

8140
03:10:05,600 --> 03:10:06,600
i mean you have a

8141
03:10:06,600 --> 03:10:07,430
yeah i mean you have a sense of

8142
03:10:07,430 --> 03:10:07,600
what

8143
03:10:07,600 --> 03:10:08,320
you know what what the guys

8144
03:10:08,320 --> 03:10:08,600
want to do

8145
03:10:08,600 --> 03:10:09,600
who play these things

8146
03:10:09,600 --> 03:10:10,600
yeah we were um

8147
03:10:10,600 --> 03:10:12,600
the theory of full throttle

8148
03:10:12,600 --> 03:10:14,100
did you have an idea of what

8149
03:10:14,100 --> 03:10:14,600
the guys who want to do

8150
03:10:14,600 --> 03:10:16,600
who play these things

8151
03:10:16,600 --> 03:10:17,600
funny

8152
03:10:18,600 --> 03:10:19,600
funny interview

8153
03:10:19,600 --> 03:10:20,600
um

8154
03:10:20,600 --> 03:10:22,600
it's

8155
03:10:22,600 --> 03:10:24,880
surprisingly confusing stuff

8156
03:10:24,880 --> 03:10:25,600
from stew

8157
03:10:25,600 --> 03:10:27,080
but i've always wondered

8158
03:10:27,080 --> 03:10:28,710
whether or not when it did come

8159
03:10:28,710 --> 03:10:29,600
to the games

8160
03:10:29,600 --> 03:10:31,690
was he really into the games i

8161
03:10:31,690 --> 03:10:33,800
think he said he was into the

8162
03:10:33,800 --> 03:10:34,600
games but

8163
03:10:34,600 --> 03:10:37,600
i don't know

8164
03:10:37,600 --> 03:10:39,590
and then it's these these

8165
03:10:39,590 --> 03:10:40,600
questions here

8166
03:10:40,600 --> 03:10:42,140
but i is your man being dry

8167
03:10:42,140 --> 03:10:42,600
though

8168
03:10:42,600 --> 03:10:44,600
you get a lot of people who are

8169
03:10:44,600 --> 03:10:46,050
they're good at promoting maybe

8170
03:10:46,050 --> 03:10:46,600
gamers

8171
03:10:46,600 --> 03:10:47,690
people who make the games

8172
03:10:47,690 --> 03:10:48,600
shouldn't really be promoting

8173
03:10:48,600 --> 03:10:50,220
you should have promotions

8174
03:10:50,220 --> 03:10:51,600
people to do that stuff but

8175
03:10:51,600 --> 03:10:53,600
i don't know whether or not

8176
03:10:53,600 --> 03:10:55,520
stew might be pretending to be

8177
03:10:55,520 --> 03:10:57,580
as into the games and then that's

8178
03:10:57,580 --> 03:10:59,410
leading the interview to be a

8179
03:10:59,410 --> 03:11:01,100
little bit softer than his

8180
03:11:01,100 --> 03:11:03,280
usual you know hustling and harried

8181
03:11:03,280 --> 03:11:03,600
self

8182
03:11:03,600 --> 03:11:04,600
for the characters lives

8183
03:11:04,600 --> 03:11:05,600
for the characters lives

8184
03:11:05,600 --> 03:11:06,600
for the characters lives

8185
03:11:06,600 --> 03:11:07,330
well i mean what makes a game a

8186
03:11:07,330 --> 03:11:08,360
success i mean mist was a big

8187
03:11:08,360 --> 03:11:09,460
hit but yet that was sort of a

8188
03:11:09,460 --> 03:11:10,600
weird game in a way really

8189
03:11:10,600 --> 03:11:11,600
um

8190
03:11:11,600 --> 03:11:11,600
um

8191
03:11:11,600 --> 03:11:11,600
um

8192
03:11:11,600 --> 03:11:15,400
what game what makes a game a

8193
03:11:15,400 --> 03:11:16,600
success

8194
03:11:16,600 --> 03:11:17,770
Yeah, I mean, you have a sense

8195
03:11:17,770 --> 03:11:18,660
of what, you know.

8196
03:11:18,660 --> 03:11:20,180
He did say he liked Lemmings

8197
03:11:20,180 --> 03:11:21,240
back in the day.

8198
03:11:22,320 --> 03:11:24,210
So, I mean, he likes Lemmings,

8199
03:11:24,210 --> 03:11:25,020
like.

8200
03:11:27,080 --> 03:11:27,880
That's all we know.

8201
03:11:28,380 --> 03:11:30,560
And then he said Mario, not

8202
03:11:30,560 --> 03:11:32,140
Mario, at the beginning of this

8203
03:11:32,140 --> 03:11:32,440
one.

8204
03:11:33,220 --> 03:11:34,190
And, you know, when he's had

8205
03:11:34,190 --> 03:11:35,240
Tomb Raider on,

8206
03:11:35,280 --> 03:11:36,860
he said it's a cool new game.

8207
03:11:38,260 --> 03:11:39,380
But he does seem to describe a

8208
03:11:39,380 --> 03:11:41,110
lot of games as the cool new

8209
03:11:41,110 --> 03:11:41,520
game.

8210
03:11:41,580 --> 03:11:42,400
It's really cool.

8211
03:11:43,620 --> 03:11:45,150
It's a maybe he over eggs the

8212
03:11:45,150 --> 03:11:46,600
cool pudding in a way.

8213
03:11:46,600 --> 03:11:47,850
And then I'm kind of thinking

8214
03:11:47,850 --> 03:11:48,740
maybe he wasn't.

8215
03:11:48,800 --> 03:11:49,660
But he's been a good.

8216
03:11:49,740 --> 03:11:50,900
He's just been a good all

8217
03:11:50,900 --> 03:11:52,610
around showman and presenter to

8218
03:11:52,610 --> 03:11:53,920
keep the show going.

8219
03:11:53,980 --> 03:11:55,480
You know, even if there's some

8220
03:11:55,480 --> 03:11:57,040
interest he really isn't fully

8221
03:11:57,040 --> 03:11:57,860
arsed about.

8222
03:11:58,640 --> 03:11:59,850
You know, makes up with all the

8223
03:11:59,850 --> 03:12:00,720
other stuff.

8224
03:12:00,800 --> 03:12:01,440
The guys who want to do, play

8225
03:12:01,440 --> 03:12:01,920
these things?

8226
03:12:02,000 --> 03:12:02,680
Yeah, we were.

8227
03:12:03,960 --> 03:12:05,260
The guys who want to do.

8228
03:12:05,340 --> 03:12:06,610
Have you any idea about what

8229
03:12:06,610 --> 03:12:07,930
the guys want to do who play

8230
03:12:07,930 --> 03:12:08,720
these things?

8231
03:12:08,760 --> 03:12:10,540
That was where this interview

8232
03:12:10,540 --> 03:12:12,120
peaked for weirdness.

8233
03:12:12,200 --> 03:12:13,520
And it isn't even over yet.

8234
03:12:13,520 --> 03:12:18,360
What makes a game a success?

8235
03:12:18,360 --> 03:12:19,580
I mean, you have a sense of

8236
03:12:19,580 --> 03:12:20,790
what the guys want to do who

8237
03:12:20,790 --> 03:12:21,900
play these things?

8238
03:12:21,980 --> 03:12:22,640
Yeah, we were.

8239
03:12:23,580 --> 03:12:24,840
The theory of full throttle was

8240
03:12:24,840 --> 03:12:26,820
that people had played games

8241
03:12:26,820 --> 03:12:29,100
where they played sort of a meek

8242
03:12:29,100 --> 03:12:30,200
character.

8243
03:12:30,880 --> 03:12:31,800
Okay, and here you're a macho

8244
03:12:31,800 --> 03:12:32,220
guy.

8245
03:12:32,220 --> 03:12:33,360
We're like, well, most people

8246
03:12:33,360 --> 03:12:34,490
who use computers, maybe they

8247
03:12:34,490 --> 03:12:35,760
would actually like to have.

8248
03:12:35,840 --> 03:12:36,500
It is kind of a fancy

8249
03:12:36,500 --> 03:12:37,220
environment.

8250
03:12:37,220 --> 03:12:37,320
Kick some butts.

8251
03:12:37,320 --> 03:12:38,490
Yeah, do something they can't

8252
03:12:38,490 --> 03:12:39,220
do in real life.

8253
03:12:39,320 --> 03:12:39,400
Right.

8254
03:12:39,540 --> 03:12:41,290
Motorcycle off a cliff, jump a

8255
03:12:41,290 --> 03:12:42,980
flaming, you know, bus.

8256
03:12:43,160 --> 03:12:43,660
You know, just...

8257
03:12:43,660 --> 03:12:44,700
Well, I'm going to try to do

8258
03:12:44,700 --> 03:12:45,240
this now.

8259
03:12:45,300 --> 03:12:45,900
So you're going to help me.

8260
03:12:46,080 --> 03:12:47,300
I got the guy here, right?

8261
03:12:47,380 --> 03:12:48,360
So you can figure out how to do

8262
03:12:48,360 --> 03:12:48,740
this.

8263
03:12:49,160 --> 03:12:56,200
And that's it.

8264
03:12:57,620 --> 03:12:58,480
Was there no ending, official

8265
03:12:58,480 --> 03:13:00,680
ending to that interview?

8266
03:13:01,580 --> 03:13:02,630
Usually there's a warm,

8267
03:13:02,630 --> 03:13:05,070
friendly exchange between Stu

8268
03:13:05,070 --> 03:13:07,630
and the guest, but what went on

8269
03:13:07,630 --> 03:13:08,360
there?

8270
03:13:08,360 --> 03:13:09,720
I got the guy here, right?

8271
03:13:09,840 --> 03:13:11,160
So you bust, you know, just...

8272
03:13:11,160 --> 03:13:12,200
Well, I'm going to try to do

8273
03:13:12,200 --> 03:13:12,720
this now.

8274
03:13:12,800 --> 03:13:13,380
So you're going to help me.

8275
03:13:13,700 --> 03:13:14,300
I got...

8276
03:13:14,300 --> 03:13:15,920
Is he pretending he's playing

8277
03:13:15,920 --> 03:13:16,260
it?

8278
03:13:16,620 --> 03:13:17,340
The guy here.

8279
03:13:17,780 --> 03:13:18,280
Is he...

8280
03:13:18,280 --> 03:13:20,010
No way is Stu pretending he's

8281
03:13:20,010 --> 03:13:21,890
playing this clip that they've

8282
03:13:21,890 --> 03:13:23,590
cut to, because this isn't a

8283
03:13:23,590 --> 03:13:25,260
feed from his monitor.

8284
03:13:25,400 --> 03:13:26,560
We didn't even see Stu have a

8285
03:13:26,560 --> 03:13:27,160
monitor.

8286
03:13:28,940 --> 03:13:29,320
Maybe they're just playing it,

8287
03:13:29,320 --> 03:13:31,340
and then Stu's saying to him,

8288
03:13:31,340 --> 03:13:32,600
guide me through it here as I

8289
03:13:32,600 --> 03:13:32,980
play,

8290
03:13:32,980 --> 03:13:34,100
but I hope he doesn't think

8291
03:13:34,100 --> 03:13:35,400
that he's fooling the viewers

8292
03:13:35,400 --> 03:13:37,000
here, because I don't think you're

8293
03:13:37,000 --> 03:13:38,300
playing this live, Stu.

8294
03:13:39,040 --> 03:13:39,400
Yeah.

8295
03:13:39,780 --> 03:13:40,640
As good as you are.

8296
03:13:40,660 --> 03:13:41,460
There's something they can't do

8297
03:13:41,460 --> 03:13:41,900
in real life.

8298
03:13:41,980 --> 03:13:42,060
Right.

8299
03:13:42,240 --> 03:13:43,620
Motorcycle off a cliff, jump a

8300
03:13:43,620 --> 03:13:45,180
flaming, you know, bus, you

8301
03:13:45,180 --> 03:13:46,360
know, just...

8302
03:13:46,360 --> 03:13:47,400
Well, I'm going to try to do

8303
03:13:47,400 --> 03:13:47,920
this now.

8304
03:13:47,980 --> 03:13:48,560
So you're going to help me.

8305
03:13:48,760 --> 03:13:49,960
I got the guy here, right?

8306
03:13:50,060 --> 03:13:51,070
So you can figure out how to do

8307
03:13:51,070 --> 03:13:51,440
this.

8308
03:13:54,620 --> 03:13:54,980
What?

8309
03:13:56,860 --> 03:13:58,020
Oh, that's the ending.

8310
03:13:58,380 --> 03:13:58,980
That's the ending.

8311
03:13:58,980 --> 03:14:00,400
So they just, like, put that in

8312
03:14:00,400 --> 03:14:01,770
and say, okay, I'm going to do

8313
03:14:01,770 --> 03:14:02,440
this now.

8314
03:14:02,480 --> 03:14:02,980
Will you help me?

8315
03:14:03,640 --> 03:14:04,350
And then your man didn't even

8316
03:14:04,350 --> 03:14:05,200
say anything.

8317
03:14:05,300 --> 03:14:06,120
Then they just cut out of the

8318
03:14:06,120 --> 03:14:06,480
thing.

8319
03:14:07,260 --> 03:14:08,360
That was a real weird one.

8320
03:14:08,440 --> 03:14:10,010
Usually we see at least both

8321
03:14:10,010 --> 03:14:11,820
guest parties leaving on good

8322
03:14:11,820 --> 03:14:13,780
terms with a head, a nod, and a

8323
03:14:13,780 --> 03:14:15,680
thank you, and I'll see you.

8324
03:14:16,200 --> 03:14:17,600
But that was...

8325
03:14:17,600 --> 03:14:18,460
I wonder.

8326
03:14:18,760 --> 03:14:20,250
And then Shu saying that about

8327
03:14:20,250 --> 03:14:21,900
mild-mannered in the intro

8328
03:14:21,900 --> 03:14:22,540
again.

8329
03:14:23,320 --> 03:14:24,440
Something was off about that.

8330
03:14:24,480 --> 03:14:25,720
I've never heard him say, like,

8331
03:14:25,720 --> 03:14:26,770
something like that about a

8332
03:14:26,770 --> 03:14:27,660
guest, you know.

8333
03:14:27,660 --> 03:14:28,230
And then you're going to be

8334
03:14:28,230 --> 03:14:28,660
able to do this.

8335
03:14:28,660 --> 03:14:29,230
And then you're going to be

8336
03:14:29,230 --> 03:14:29,660
able to do this.

8337
03:14:29,660 --> 03:14:30,230
And then you're going to be

8338
03:14:30,230 --> 03:14:30,660
able to do this.

8339
03:14:30,660 --> 03:14:31,230
And then you're going to be

8340
03:14:31,230 --> 03:14:31,660
able to do this.

8341
03:14:31,660 --> 03:14:32,230
And then you're going to be

8342
03:14:32,230 --> 03:14:32,660
able to do this.

8343
03:14:32,660 --> 03:14:33,230
And then you're going to be

8344
03:14:33,230 --> 03:14:33,660
able to do this.

8345
03:14:33,660 --> 03:14:34,310
And then you're going to be

8346
03:14:34,310 --> 03:14:34,660
able to do this.

8347
03:14:34,660 --> 03:14:40,170
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8348
03:14:40,170 --> 03:14:42,660
designer.

8349
03:14:42,660 --> 03:14:43,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8350
03:14:43,320 --> 03:14:43,660
designer.

8351
03:14:43,660 --> 03:14:44,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8352
03:14:44,320 --> 03:14:44,660
designer.

8353
03:14:44,660 --> 03:14:45,410
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8354
03:14:45,410 --> 03:14:45,660
designer.

8355
03:14:45,660 --> 03:14:46,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8356
03:14:46,320 --> 03:14:46,660
designer.

8357
03:14:46,660 --> 03:14:47,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8358
03:14:47,320 --> 03:14:47,660
designer.

8359
03:14:47,660 --> 03:14:48,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8360
03:14:48,320 --> 03:14:48,660
designer.

8361
03:14:48,660 --> 03:14:49,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8362
03:14:49,320 --> 03:14:49,660
designer.

8363
03:14:49,660 --> 03:14:50,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8364
03:14:50,320 --> 03:14:50,660
designer.

8365
03:14:50,660 --> 03:14:51,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8366
03:14:51,320 --> 03:14:51,660
designer.

8367
03:14:51,660 --> 03:14:52,340
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8368
03:14:52,340 --> 03:14:52,660
designer.

8369
03:14:52,660 --> 03:14:53,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8370
03:14:53,320 --> 03:14:53,660
designer.

8371
03:14:53,660 --> 03:14:54,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8372
03:14:54,320 --> 03:14:54,660
designer.

8373
03:14:54,660 --> 03:14:55,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8374
03:14:55,320 --> 03:14:55,660
designer.

8375
03:14:55,660 --> 03:14:56,370
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8376
03:14:56,370 --> 03:14:56,660
designer.

8377
03:14:56,660 --> 03:14:57,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8378
03:14:57,320 --> 03:14:57,660
designer.

8379
03:14:57,660 --> 03:14:58,330
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8380
03:14:58,330 --> 03:14:58,660
designer.

8381
03:14:58,660 --> 03:14:59,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8382
03:14:59,320 --> 03:14:59,660
designer.

8383
03:14:59,660 --> 03:15:00,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8384
03:15:00,320 --> 03:15:00,660
designer.

8385
03:15:00,660 --> 03:15:01,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8386
03:15:01,320 --> 03:15:01,660
designer.

8387
03:15:01,660 --> 03:15:02,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8388
03:15:02,320 --> 03:15:02,660
designer.

8389
03:15:02,660 --> 03:15:03,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8390
03:15:03,320 --> 03:15:03,660
designer.

8391
03:15:03,660 --> 03:15:04,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8392
03:15:04,320 --> 03:15:04,660
designer.

8393
03:15:04,660 --> 03:15:05,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8394
03:15:05,320 --> 03:15:05,660
designer.

8395
03:15:05,660 --> 03:15:06,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8396
03:15:06,320 --> 03:15:06,660
designer.

8397
03:15:06,660 --> 03:15:07,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8398
03:15:07,320 --> 03:15:07,660
designer.

8399
03:15:07,660 --> 03:15:08,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8400
03:15:08,320 --> 03:15:08,660
designer.

8401
03:15:08,660 --> 03:15:09,340
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8402
03:15:09,340 --> 03:15:09,660
designer.

8403
03:15:09,660 --> 03:15:10,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8404
03:15:10,320 --> 03:15:10,660
designer.

8405
03:15:10,660 --> 03:15:11,370
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8406
03:15:11,370 --> 03:15:11,660
designer.

8407
03:15:11,660 --> 03:15:12,340
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8408
03:15:12,340 --> 03:15:12,660
designer.

8409
03:15:12,660 --> 03:15:13,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8410
03:15:13,320 --> 03:15:13,660
designer.

8411
03:15:13,660 --> 03:15:14,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8412
03:15:14,320 --> 03:15:14,660
designer.

8413
03:15:14,660 --> 03:15:15,340
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8414
03:15:15,340 --> 03:15:15,660
designer.

8415
03:15:15,660 --> 03:15:16,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8416
03:15:16,320 --> 03:15:16,660
designer.

8417
03:15:16,660 --> 03:15:17,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8418
03:15:17,320 --> 03:15:17,660
designer.

8419
03:15:17,660 --> 03:15:18,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8420
03:15:18,320 --> 03:15:18,660
designer.

8421
03:15:18,660 --> 03:15:19,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8422
03:15:19,320 --> 03:15:19,660
designer.

8423
03:15:19,660 --> 03:15:20,340
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8424
03:15:20,340 --> 03:15:20,660
designer.

8425
03:15:20,660 --> 03:15:21,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8426
03:15:21,320 --> 03:15:21,660
designer.

8427
03:15:21,660 --> 03:15:22,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8428
03:15:22,320 --> 03:15:22,660
designer.

8429
03:15:22,660 --> 03:15:23,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8430
03:15:23,320 --> 03:15:23,660
designer.

8431
03:15:23,660 --> 03:15:24,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8432
03:15:24,320 --> 03:15:24,660
designer.

8433
03:15:24,660 --> 03:15:25,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8434
03:15:25,320 --> 03:15:25,660
designer.

8435
03:15:25,660 --> 03:15:26,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8436
03:15:26,320 --> 03:15:26,660
designer.

8437
03:15:26,660 --> 03:15:27,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8438
03:15:27,320 --> 03:15:27,660
designer.

8439
03:15:27,660 --> 03:15:28,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8440
03:15:28,320 --> 03:15:28,660
designer.

8441
03:15:28,660 --> 03:15:29,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8442
03:15:29,320 --> 03:15:29,660
designer.

8443
03:15:29,660 --> 03:15:30,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8444
03:15:30,320 --> 03:15:30,660
designer.

8445
03:15:30,660 --> 03:15:31,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8446
03:15:31,320 --> 03:15:31,660
designer.

8447
03:15:31,660 --> 03:15:32,350
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8448
03:15:32,350 --> 03:15:32,660
designer.

8449
03:15:32,660 --> 03:15:33,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8450
03:15:33,320 --> 03:15:33,660
designer.

8451
03:15:33,660 --> 03:15:34,440
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8452
03:15:34,440 --> 03:15:34,660
designer.

8453
03:15:34,660 --> 03:15:35,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8454
03:15:35,320 --> 03:15:35,660
designer.

8455
03:15:35,660 --> 03:15:36,310
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8456
03:15:36,310 --> 03:15:36,660
designer.

8457
03:15:36,660 --> 03:15:37,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8458
03:15:37,320 --> 03:15:37,660
designer.

8459
03:15:37,660 --> 03:15:38,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8460
03:15:38,320 --> 03:15:38,660
designer.

8461
03:15:38,660 --> 03:15:39,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8462
03:15:39,320 --> 03:15:39,660
designer.

8463
03:15:39,660 --> 03:15:40,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8464
03:15:40,320 --> 03:15:40,660
designer.

8465
03:15:40,660 --> 03:15:41,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8466
03:15:41,320 --> 03:15:41,660
designer.

8467
03:15:41,660 --> 03:15:42,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8468
03:15:42,320 --> 03:15:42,660
designer.

8469
03:15:42,660 --> 03:15:43,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8470
03:15:43,320 --> 03:15:43,660
designer.

8471
03:15:43,660 --> 03:15:44,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8472
03:15:44,320 --> 03:15:44,660
designer.

8473
03:15:44,660 --> 03:15:45,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8474
03:15:45,320 --> 03:15:45,660
designer.

8475
03:15:45,660 --> 03:15:46,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8476
03:15:46,320 --> 03:15:46,660
designer.

8477
03:15:46,660 --> 03:15:47,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8478
03:15:47,320 --> 03:15:47,660
designer.

8479
03:15:47,660 --> 03:15:48,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8480
03:15:48,320 --> 03:15:48,660
designer.

8481
03:15:48,660 --> 03:15:49,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8482
03:15:49,320 --> 03:15:49,660
designer.

8483
03:15:49,660 --> 03:15:50,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8484
03:15:50,320 --> 03:15:50,660
designer.

8485
03:15:50,660 --> 03:15:51,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8486
03:15:51,320 --> 03:15:51,660
designer.

8487
03:15:51,660 --> 03:15:52,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8488
03:15:52,320 --> 03:15:52,660
designer.

8489
03:15:52,660 --> 03:15:53,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8490
03:15:53,320 --> 03:15:53,660
designer.

8491
03:15:53,660 --> 03:15:54,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8492
03:15:54,320 --> 03:15:54,660
designer.

8493
03:15:54,660 --> 03:15:55,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8494
03:15:55,320 --> 03:15:55,660
designer.

8495
03:15:55,660 --> 03:15:56,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8496
03:15:56,320 --> 03:15:56,660
designer.

8497
03:15:56,660 --> 03:15:57,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8498
03:15:57,320 --> 03:15:57,660
designer.

8499
03:15:57,660 --> 03:15:58,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8500
03:15:58,320 --> 03:15:58,660
designer.

8501
03:15:58,660 --> 03:15:59,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8502
03:15:59,320 --> 03:15:59,660
designer.

8503
03:15:59,660 --> 03:16:00,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8504
03:16:00,320 --> 03:16:00,660
designer.

8505
03:16:00,660 --> 03:16:01,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8506
03:16:01,320 --> 03:16:01,660
designer.

8507
03:16:01,660 --> 03:16:02,320
Tim Schafer, mild-mannered

8508
03:16:02,320 --> 03:16:02,660
designer.

8509
03:16:02,660 --> 03:16:04,660
So, a couple of questions.

8510
03:16:04,660 --> 03:16:06,660
What did they cut out?

8511
03:16:06,660 --> 03:16:08,660
They just didn't leave it in.

8512
03:16:08,660 --> 03:16:09,820
Imagine getting an unedited

8513
03:16:09,820 --> 03:16:10,660
reel from a show.

8514
03:16:10,660 --> 03:16:11,660
What was this?

8515
03:16:11,660 --> 03:16:13,660
Are you talking about this one?

8516
03:16:13,660 --> 03:16:15,660
Stu's quite extroverted.

8517
03:16:15,660 --> 03:16:16,790
Probably had some trouble

8518
03:16:16,790 --> 03:16:17,660
trying to put over

8519
03:16:17,660 --> 03:16:19,660
an awkward nerd like that.

8520
03:16:19,660 --> 03:16:21,260
I don't know what the situation

8521
03:16:21,260 --> 03:16:21,660
was.

8522
03:16:21,660 --> 03:16:24,940
I think he couldn't really, you

8523
03:16:24,940 --> 03:16:25,660
know,

8524
03:16:25,660 --> 03:16:27,930
full, wholeheartedly say

8525
03:16:27,930 --> 03:16:28,660
goodbye

8526
03:16:28,660 --> 03:16:29,870
and thank you very much and

8527
03:16:29,870 --> 03:16:30,660
good luck.

8528
03:16:31,660 --> 03:16:32,660
I don't know why they wouldn't.

8529
03:16:32,660 --> 03:16:34,110
Maybe he thought the graphics

8530
03:16:34,110 --> 03:16:34,660
of the game

8531
03:16:34,660 --> 03:16:35,930
was more exciting than the

8532
03:16:35,930 --> 03:16:36,660
interview.

8533
03:16:36,660 --> 03:16:38,390
At the end of the night, I can

8534
03:16:38,390 --> 03:16:38,660
say,

8535
03:16:38,660 --> 03:16:40,660
I know what I'm talking about.

8536
03:16:40,660 --> 03:16:41,660
So, a couple of questions.

8537
03:16:41,660 --> 03:16:43,660
First of all, File Factory

8538
03:16:43,660 --> 03:16:44,660
seems kind of interesting to me

8539
03:16:44,660 --> 03:16:46,340
in that you can upload and

8540
03:16:46,340 --> 03:16:47,660
download games.

8541
03:16:47,660 --> 03:16:49,330
So, what kind of games and how

8542
03:16:49,330 --> 03:16:50,660
does that all work?

8543
03:16:50,660 --> 03:16:51,970
Right, well basically we try to

8544
03:16:51,970 --> 03:16:52,660
cover it all.

8545
03:16:52,660 --> 03:16:55,730
We give you demos of retail

8546
03:16:55,730 --> 03:16:56,660
games,

8547
03:16:56,660 --> 03:16:58,660
shareware games, freeware games.

8548
03:16:58,660 --> 03:17:00,020
It's an intense beard and head

8549
03:17:00,020 --> 03:17:00,660
combination

8550
03:17:00,660 --> 03:17:01,660
pack.

8551
03:17:01,660 --> 03:17:03,070
We collect together all the

8552
03:17:03,070 --> 03:17:05,660
different add-on programs

8553
03:17:05,660 --> 03:17:06,610
and user created maps that

8554
03:17:06,610 --> 03:17:07,660
people create for games.

8555
03:17:07,660 --> 03:17:09,220
Oh really? So they take an

8556
03:17:09,220 --> 03:17:09,660
existing game

8557
03:17:09,660 --> 03:17:10,460
and start making additions to

8558
03:17:10,460 --> 03:17:10,660
it?

8559
03:17:10,660 --> 03:17:11,660
Yes.

8560
03:17:11,660 --> 03:17:13,000
So it actually starts to evolve

8561
03:17:13,000 --> 03:17:13,660
and change?

8562
03:17:13,660 --> 03:17:14,660
Right.

8563
03:17:14,660 --> 03:17:15,660
Some games like Duke Nukem,

8564
03:17:15,660 --> 03:17:16,940
they provided an editor with

8565
03:17:16,940 --> 03:17:17,660
the game.

8566
03:17:17,660 --> 03:17:18,810
So you can actually go in and

8567
03:17:18,810 --> 03:17:20,350
create 3D worlds for other

8568
03:17:20,350 --> 03:17:21,660
people to play.

8569
03:17:21,660 --> 03:17:22,910
Is that freeware or is that

8570
03:17:22,910 --> 03:17:23,660
shareware?

8571
03:17:23,660 --> 03:17:24,660
Yeah, that's freeware.

8572
03:17:24,660 --> 03:17:26,220
Okay, now what's freeware, I

8573
03:17:26,220 --> 03:17:27,950
think I know what that is. What's

8574
03:17:27,950 --> 03:17:28,970
shareware? What's the

8575
03:17:28,970 --> 03:17:29,660
difference?

8576
03:17:29,660 --> 03:17:31,990
Well, freeware basically you're

8577
03:17:31,990 --> 03:17:34,330
saying, I've created this, take

8578
03:17:34,330 --> 03:17:35,660
it and have fun.

8579
03:17:35,660 --> 03:17:37,680
With shareware, you're asking

8580
03:17:37,680 --> 03:17:39,550
people to register the game to

8581
03:17:39,550 --> 03:17:41,580
give you some money, fifteen,

8582
03:17:41,580 --> 03:17:43,220
twenty bucks if you use the

8583
03:17:43,220 --> 03:17:44,660
game and enjoy it.

8584
03:17:44,660 --> 03:17:45,760
Do they often get the money

8585
03:17:45,760 --> 03:17:46,660
that they ask for?

8586
03:17:46,660 --> 03:17:49,230
Unfortunately, no. With a lot

8587
03:17:49,230 --> 03:17:50,800
of games, not many people

8588
03:17:50,800 --> 03:17:51,660
register.

8589
03:17:51,660 --> 03:17:52,860
We gotta work on that because

8590
03:17:52,860 --> 03:17:53,960
it sounds like it's a lot of

8591
03:17:53,960 --> 03:17:55,160
fun to start. I mean, these

8592
03:17:55,160 --> 03:17:56,340
people really like what they're

8593
03:17:56,340 --> 03:17:56,660
doing.

8594
03:17:56,660 --> 03:17:59,620
There's a lot of very dense, pharaoh-esque

8595
03:17:59,620 --> 03:18:01,940
level density on the, uh, goatee

8596
03:18:01,940 --> 03:18:02,660
there.

8597
03:18:02,660 --> 03:18:04,530
It's kinda like you could put a

8598
03:18:04,530 --> 03:18:05,950
fuckin' pencil or a biro

8599
03:18:05,950 --> 03:18:07,650
through it and hold it there

8600
03:18:07,650 --> 03:18:09,890
for the day. It's that tightly

8601
03:18:09,890 --> 03:18:10,660
packed.

8602
03:18:13,660 --> 03:18:15,490
And they're doing, making

8603
03:18:15,490 --> 03:18:16,660
additions.

8604
03:18:21,660 --> 03:18:19,870
These people put a lot of

8605
03:18:19,870 --> 03:18:23,660
effort into these games.

8606
03:18:23,660 --> 03:18:24,660
Sounds like it.

8607
03:18:24,660 --> 03:18:26,060
Now, another one is online

8608
03:18:26,060 --> 03:18:27,500
gaming. So it's actually

8609
03:18:27,500 --> 03:18:29,170
interactive gaming with other

8610
03:18:29,170 --> 03:18:29,660
people.

8611
03:18:29,660 --> 03:18:31,160
And I have absolutely no idea

8612
03:18:31,160 --> 03:18:32,370
how one would start doing

8613
03:18:32,370 --> 03:18:33,660
something like that.

8614
03:18:33,660 --> 03:18:35,430
I mean, what's the process on

8615
03:18:35,430 --> 03:18:37,100
getting into some game like

8616
03:18:37,100 --> 03:18:37,660
that?

8617
03:18:37,660 --> 03:18:39,280
Right. Over the past year, a

8618
03:18:39,280 --> 03:18:40,730
couple companies have come

8619
03:18:40,730 --> 03:18:42,660
along and said, you know,

8620
03:18:42,660 --> 03:18:43,640
we're gonna try to create an

8621
03:18:43,640 --> 03:18:44,780
environment for online gaming

8622
03:18:44,780 --> 03:18:45,660
over the internet.

8623
03:18:45,660 --> 03:18:47,900
Um, one company, Ten, which I

8624
03:18:47,900 --> 03:18:49,660
work for, does this.

8625
03:18:49,660 --> 03:18:51,650
Basically, we bring together

8626
03:18:51,650 --> 03:18:53,740
people, um, from all over the

8627
03:18:53,740 --> 03:18:55,480
continent to play games over

8628
03:18:55,480 --> 03:18:56,660
the internet.

8629
03:18:56,660 --> 03:18:58,020
Okay, so, and so they're

8630
03:18:58,020 --> 03:18:59,830
playing them simultaneously, is

8631
03:18:59,830 --> 03:19:00,660
that right?

8632
03:19:00,660 --> 03:19:01,280
Mm-hmm. They're playing

8633
03:19:01,280 --> 03:19:01,660
together.

8634
03:19:01,660 --> 03:19:03,010
Okay, so, my impression with

8635
03:19:03,010 --> 03:19:04,250
that is that, you know, you

8636
03:19:04,250 --> 03:19:05,410
hear a lot of talk about the

8637
03:19:05,410 --> 03:19:05,660
net

8638
03:19:05,660 --> 03:19:06,830
and how slow it is at certain

8639
03:19:06,830 --> 03:19:08,320
times of the day, and if you're

8640
03:19:08,320 --> 03:19:09,660
playing an interactive game

8641
03:19:09,660 --> 03:19:10,940
with somebody on the other side

8642
03:19:10,940 --> 03:19:11,660
of the country,

8643
03:19:11,660 --> 03:19:12,660
Georgia Rolls!

8644
03:19:12,660 --> 03:19:13,290
And you would've seen that it's

8645
03:19:13,290 --> 03:19:13,660
pretty slow.

8646
03:19:13,660 --> 03:19:14,660
Yeah, that's called latency.

8647
03:19:14,660 --> 03:19:15,660
Okay.

8648
03:19:15,660 --> 03:19:16,870
Basically, that's the time it

8649
03:19:16,870 --> 03:19:18,010
takes from a signal to go from

8650
03:19:18,010 --> 03:19:19,810
your computer through the

8651
03:19:19,810 --> 03:19:20,660
internet

8652
03:19:20,660 --> 03:19:22,010
and, uh, to the other person's

8653
03:19:22,010 --> 03:19:22,660
computer.

8654
03:19:22,660 --> 03:19:24,410
So, is it slow with the system,

8655
03:19:24,410 --> 03:19:26,020
or is there anything you can do

8656
03:19:26,020 --> 03:19:27,660
to make it perform better?

8657
03:19:27,660 --> 03:19:28,660
It can be.

8658
03:19:28,660 --> 03:19:30,000
Yeah, Tim, what we try to do is

8659
03:19:30,000 --> 03:19:30,660
we...

8660
03:19:30,660 --> 03:19:32,160
Thank you very much, Georgia

8661
03:19:32,160 --> 03:19:34,070
Jones. Or, I said Georgia Rolls

8662
03:19:34,070 --> 03:19:37,660
there, and not... Georgia Jones!

8663
03:19:37,660 --> 03:19:39,100
Thank you very much there for

8664
03:19:39,100 --> 03:19:40,660
the tip. Very, very kind of you.

8665
03:19:40,660 --> 03:19:42,640
Optimize the network. We lay

8666
03:19:42,640 --> 03:19:43,660
high...

8667
03:19:44,660 --> 03:19:45,690
Sang Egg, Pudding and Beans

8668
03:19:45,690 --> 03:19:49,160
recently. Did a cover of it. I

8669
03:19:49,160 --> 03:19:50,680
think your sound with Casio

8670
03:19:50,680 --> 03:19:52,310
keyboard. Thank you very much

8671
03:19:52,310 --> 03:19:52,660
for...

8672
03:19:52,660 --> 03:19:54,190
Thank you very much for the tip.

8673
03:19:54,190 --> 03:19:55,610
Very, very kind of you. Eggs,

8674
03:19:55,610 --> 03:19:58,550
pudding and beans. Eggs,

8675
03:19:58,550 --> 03:20:00,660
pudding and beans.

8676
03:20:00,660 --> 03:20:02,660
Back off.

8677
03:20:02,660 --> 03:20:05,070
That's... that's a... a

8678
03:20:05,070 --> 03:20:06,610
randomized soundboard from Neil

8679
03:20:06,610 --> 03:20:08,660
there. It wasn't a statement.

8680
03:20:08,660 --> 03:20:10,070
Bandwidth lines from our

8681
03:20:10,070 --> 03:20:12,000
service to major internet hubs,

8682
03:20:12,000 --> 03:20:13,830
which creates a quicker pathway

8683
03:20:13,830 --> 03:20:14,660
for data.

8684
03:20:14,660 --> 03:20:16,360
So we can get latencies down to

8685
03:20:16,360 --> 03:20:17,660
a quarter of a second.

8686
03:20:17,660 --> 03:20:18,910
So what kind of games would I

8687
03:20:18,910 --> 03:20:19,660
want to play?

8688
03:20:19,660 --> 03:20:21,250
Well, we've got, uh, quite a

8689
03:20:21,250 --> 03:20:22,730
few. We've got fast action

8690
03:20:22,730 --> 03:20:24,660
games like Duke Nukem and Quake.

8691
03:20:24,660 --> 03:20:25,980
And these are the games for

8692
03:20:25,980 --> 03:20:27,660
which latency really matters.

8693
03:20:27,660 --> 03:20:28,660
Okay.

8694
03:20:28,660 --> 03:20:30,030
Requires instant...

8695
03:20:30,030 --> 03:20:31,660
instantaneous response time.

8696
03:20:31,660 --> 03:20:32,890
Uh, we've got role-playing

8697
03:20:32,890 --> 03:20:34,080
games like Dark Sun, where

8698
03:20:34,080 --> 03:20:35,210
hundreds of people can get

8699
03:20:35,210 --> 03:20:36,450
together into this fantasy

8700
03:20:36,450 --> 03:20:37,660
world and muck around.

8701
03:20:38,660 --> 03:20:39,390
So we already know the Stu

8702
03:20:39,390 --> 03:20:41,610
interview wasn't great with the

8703
03:20:41,610 --> 03:20:42,660
game maker.

8704
03:20:43,660 --> 03:20:44,810
This Jane interview, she's...

8705
03:20:44,810 --> 03:20:46,480
she doesn't play games she said

8706
03:20:46,480 --> 03:20:47,660
at the beginning.

8707
03:20:47,660 --> 03:20:48,940
And we've got strategy games

8708
03:20:48,940 --> 03:20:49,660
like...

8709
03:20:49,660 --> 03:20:51,150
They've been weird enough

8710
03:20:51,150 --> 03:20:52,980
interviews that haven't really

8711
03:20:52,980 --> 03:20:53,660
landed.

8712
03:20:53,660 --> 03:20:55,660
With Warcraft...

8713
03:20:55,660 --> 03:20:58,750
Some of this stuff here looks...

8714
03:20:58,750 --> 03:20:59,660
fantastic.

8715
03:21:00,660 --> 03:21:01,850
Did he just say that's Warcraft

8716
03:21:01,850 --> 03:21:04,660
as well? I'm not sure, but...

8717
03:21:04,660 --> 03:21:06,660
Look at this.

8718
03:21:12,660 --> 03:21:13,660
Look at this cunt.

8719
03:21:19,660 --> 03:21:21,660
Look at these lads here.

8720
03:21:21,660 --> 03:21:24,130
They think they have it all

8721
03:21:24,130 --> 03:21:25,660
fucking solved.

8722
03:21:25,660 --> 03:21:27,660
Doosh! Doosh!

8723
03:21:32,660 --> 03:21:38,210
Pumping a cannon full of

8724
03:21:38,210 --> 03:21:44,660
fucking gun soot, is it?

8725
03:21:44,660 --> 03:21:45,660
For a long time...

8726
03:21:45,660 --> 03:21:47,660
Pumping a ball into a cannon.

8727
03:21:49,660 --> 03:21:50,450
And then firing at a cunt from

8728
03:21:50,450 --> 03:21:51,660
a castle.

8729
03:21:51,660 --> 03:21:52,660
Dragons...

8730
03:21:53,660 --> 03:21:54,660
And people...

8731
03:21:54,660 --> 03:21:55,660
Kind of play for a long time...

8732
03:21:55,660 --> 03:21:57,440
Many, many lads doing that

8733
03:21:57,440 --> 03:21:59,370
inside the castle, inside that

8734
03:21:59,370 --> 03:21:59,960
room.

8735
03:22:05,740 --> 03:22:06,080
Mad to think that would have

8736
03:22:06,080 --> 03:22:07,340
gone on.

8737
03:22:10,180 --> 03:22:10,310
And people kind of play for a

8738
03:22:10,310 --> 03:22:13,120
long time and get right into

8739
03:22:13,120 --> 03:22:14,060
that.

8740
03:22:14,100 --> 03:22:15,370
A game like Dark Sun is what we

8741
03:22:15,370 --> 03:22:17,000
call a persistent environment.

8742
03:22:17,500 --> 03:22:18,760
The world never goes away.

8743
03:22:19,000 --> 03:22:20,370
People just pop into it and pop

8744
03:22:20,370 --> 03:22:20,820
out.

8745
03:22:23,000 --> 03:22:24,040
Dark Sun.

8746
03:22:24,200 --> 03:22:25,500
It's a magical world.

8747
03:22:25,900 --> 03:22:27,240
It never goes away.

8748
03:22:27,680 --> 03:22:29,580
People just pop in and pop out.

8749
03:22:30,380 --> 03:22:31,620
And Jaden's just like that.

8750
03:22:35,540 --> 03:22:35,110
Kind of play for a long time

8751
03:22:35,110 --> 03:22:38,260
and get right into that.

8752
03:22:38,260 --> 03:22:39,560
A game like Dark Sun is what we

8753
03:22:39,560 --> 03:22:41,260
call a persistent environment.

8754
03:22:41,760 --> 03:22:43,020
The world never goes away.

8755
03:22:43,260 --> 03:22:44,630
People just pop into it and pop

8756
03:22:44,630 --> 03:22:45,060
out.

8757
03:22:45,460 --> 03:22:46,420
And there are games like Duke

8758
03:22:46,420 --> 03:22:47,750
Nocum where it's a session by

8759
03:22:47,750 --> 03:22:48,700
session thing.

8760
03:22:48,700 --> 03:22:50,180
You hop in, you play for 15

8761
03:22:50,180 --> 03:22:51,620
minutes or to a certain number

8762
03:22:51,620 --> 03:22:53,400
of kills, and then you drop out.

8763
03:22:53,660 --> 03:22:54,640
I think I've got to try this.

8764
03:22:54,700 --> 03:22:55,480
This sounds really actually

8765
03:22:55,480 --> 03:22:56,120
pretty interesting.

8766
03:22:56,240 --> 03:22:56,540
It should.

8767
03:22:56,820 --> 03:22:57,440
Thanks a lot, Chris.

8768
03:22:57,560 --> 03:22:57,880
No problem.

8769
03:22:58,480 --> 03:22:58,980
Cyber Blast.

8770
03:22:58,980 --> 03:23:00,800
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8771
03:23:00,800 --> 03:23:02,310
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8772
03:23:02,310 --> 03:23:02,920
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8773
03:23:03,000 --> 03:23:04,410
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8774
03:23:04,410 --> 03:23:06,010
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8775
03:23:06,010 --> 03:23:06,600
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8776
03:23:06,620 --> 03:23:07,480
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8777
03:23:07,480 --> 03:23:09,080
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8778
03:23:09,080 --> 03:23:10,460
the actual computer data in the

8779
03:23:10,460 --> 03:23:11,870
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8780
03:23:11,870 --> 03:23:13,400
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8781
03:23:13,400 --> 03:23:14,840
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8782
03:23:15,260 --> 03:23:17,000
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8783
03:23:17,000 --> 03:23:18,600
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8784
03:23:18,600 --> 03:23:19,600
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8785
03:23:19,600 --> 03:23:20,360
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8786
03:23:20,360 --> 03:23:20,840
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8787
03:23:21,160 --> 03:23:22,600
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8788
03:23:22,600 --> 03:23:24,900
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8789
03:23:25,280 --> 03:23:26,600
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8790
03:23:26,600 --> 03:23:28,570
Shareware Award for best casino

8791
03:23:28,570 --> 03:23:30,160
card game of the year.

8792
03:23:30,560 --> 03:23:31,920
It has actual casino rules from

8793
03:23:31,920 --> 03:23:33,880
over 500 different gaming

8794
03:23:33,880 --> 03:23:35,530
places, so you can customize

8795
03:23:35,530 --> 03:23:37,080
the game to your taste.

8796
03:23:37,660 --> 03:23:38,900
Next, if you're a Tetris fan,

8797
03:23:38,900 --> 03:23:41,240
you'll love this game called Diagol.

8798
03:23:41,880 --> 03:23:45,000
I don't know if you've noticed,

8799
03:23:45,000 --> 03:23:48,360
but they've got it wrong on the

8800
03:23:48,360 --> 03:23:50,080
names underneath.

8801
03:23:50,540 --> 03:23:51,840
The last one was Diagol.

8802
03:23:52,740 --> 03:23:53,970
And how did they not notice

8803
03:23:53,970 --> 03:23:55,580
that in the edit?

8804
03:23:55,680 --> 03:23:56,440
I'm not sure.

8805
03:23:57,660 --> 03:23:58,210
So she's talking about Diagol

8806
03:23:58,210 --> 03:24:00,030
here, and it says Diagol at the

8807
03:24:00,030 --> 03:24:00,780
bottom.

8808
03:24:00,940 --> 03:24:02,570
This game won the Zip Davis

8809
03:24:02,570 --> 03:24:04,740
Shareware Award for best casino

8810
03:24:04,740 --> 03:24:06,460
card game of the year.

8811
03:24:08,760 --> 03:24:09,200
Diagol.

8812
03:24:10,140 --> 03:24:12,040
It has actual casino rules from

8813
03:24:12,040 --> 03:24:14,100
over 500 different gaming

8814
03:24:14,100 --> 03:24:15,910
places, so you can customize

8815
03:24:15,910 --> 03:24:17,540
the game to your taste.

8816
03:24:18,200 --> 03:24:19,360
Next, if you're a Tetris fan,

8817
03:24:19,360 --> 03:24:21,680
you'll love this game called Diagol.

8818
03:24:22,320 --> 03:24:23,280
Multi-colored triangles fall

8819
03:24:23,280 --> 03:24:24,980
down, and you have to...

8820
03:24:24,980 --> 03:24:26,180
Homestretch.

8821
03:24:26,880 --> 03:24:28,130
She should be saying Homestretch,

8822
03:24:28,130 --> 03:24:29,920
so she's describing a different

8823
03:24:29,920 --> 03:24:30,420
game.

8824
03:24:31,040 --> 03:24:32,100
So what did she call...

8825
03:24:32,100 --> 03:24:33,880
If that wasn't Diagol at the

8826
03:24:33,880 --> 03:24:35,770
top of the piece, what was the

8827
03:24:35,770 --> 03:24:37,060
name she called?

8828
03:24:37,060 --> 03:24:38,040
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8829
03:24:38,040 --> 03:24:38,700
sending you.

8830
03:24:38,900 --> 03:24:40,570
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8831
03:24:40,570 --> 03:24:42,800
game called Casino Verite Blackjack.

8832
03:24:43,400 --> 03:24:45,420
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8833
03:24:46,300 --> 03:24:47,540
Game called Diagol.

8834
03:24:48,180 --> 03:24:49,380
Multi-colored triangles fall

8835
03:24:49,380 --> 03:24:50,950
down, and you have to rotate

8836
03:24:50,950 --> 03:24:52,540
the triangles and get them to

8837
03:24:52,540 --> 03:24:54,270
form a pyramid at the bottom of

8838
03:24:54,270 --> 03:24:55,060
the screen.

8839
03:24:55,500 --> 03:24:56,950
And in this game, the triangles

8840
03:24:56,950 --> 03:24:58,380
bounce off the walls.

8841
03:24:58,600 --> 03:25:04,060
Sounds like fucking mental Tetris.

8842
03:25:04,060 --> 03:25:04,860
It doesn't sound like it would

8843
03:25:04,860 --> 03:25:05,510
be a great experience after

8844
03:25:05,510 --> 03:25:06,260
having played Tetris.

8845
03:25:07,880 --> 03:25:09,540
Have a little look at that

8846
03:25:09,540 --> 03:25:10,780
there and see...

8847
03:25:10,780 --> 03:25:14,040
Diagol.

8848
03:25:14,040 --> 03:25:14,040
Diagol.

8849
03:25:14,040 --> 03:25:14,040
Diagol.

8850
03:25:18,160 --> 03:25:18,640
Diagol.

8851
03:25:18,640 --> 03:25:31,940
Windows game 99 Thalu Diagri.

8852
03:25:31,940 --> 03:26:01,920
Windows game 99 Thu Diagri.

8853
03:26:01,920 --> 03:26:31,900
Windows game 99 Thu Diagri.

8854
03:26:31,900 --> 03:27:01,880
Windows game 99 Thu Diagri.

8855
03:27:01,880 --> 03:27:31,860
Windows game 99 Thu Diagri.

8856
03:27:31,860 --> 03:28:01,840
Windows game 99 Thu Diagri.

8857
03:28:01,840 --> 03:28:03,620
Also, Home Stretch.

8858
03:28:03,760 --> 03:28:05,080
This is a thoroughbred horse

8859
03:28:05,080 --> 03:28:06,420
race simulation game.

8860
03:28:06,820 --> 03:28:08,430
It includes complete wagering

8861
03:28:08,430 --> 03:28:10,300
simulations with the ability to

8862
03:28:10,300 --> 03:28:12,610
bet on win, place, show, exactos,

8863
03:28:12,610 --> 03:28:13,840
and quinellas.

8864
03:28:14,200 --> 03:28:15,410
This has been called the most

8865
03:28:15,410 --> 03:28:17,140
realistic racetrack simulation

8866
03:28:17,140 --> 03:28:17,840
program.

8867
03:28:18,500 --> 03:28:20,030
Finally, a great game called

8868
03:28:20,030 --> 03:28:21,740
Virtual Pool from Interplay.

8869
03:28:21,740 --> 03:28:23,240
This pool game accurately

8870
03:28:23,240 --> 03:28:24,930
captures all the geometry and

8871
03:28:24,930 --> 03:28:26,490
physics of a real billiards

8872
03:28:26,490 --> 03:28:27,100
game.

8873
03:28:27,100 --> 03:28:28,810
It uses revolutionary new video

8874
03:28:28,810 --> 03:28:30,530
acceleration which gives you a

8875
03:28:30,530 --> 03:28:32,500
true lifelike gaming experience.

8876
03:28:32,500 --> 03:28:34,670
If you need information on how

8877
03:28:34,670 --> 03:28:36,450
to use or find a TV modem so

8878
03:28:36,450 --> 03:28:38,600
you can do the fast download of

8879
03:28:38,600 --> 03:28:40,920
these games, just check out the

8880
03:28:40,920 --> 03:28:42,990
Internet Cafe section of our

8881
03:28:42,990 --> 03:28:45,620
website at www.pctv.com.

8882
03:28:46,020 --> 03:28:47,030
You can also find information

8883
03:28:47,030 --> 03:28:47,930
on how to download the same

8884
03:28:47,930 --> 03:28:49,320
files through your regular modem.

8885
03:28:49,320 --> 03:28:50,020
Thank you very much.

8886
03:28:50,020 --> 03:28:51,920
Georgia Jones!

8887
03:28:52,160 --> 03:28:53,370
So the download is just about

8888
03:28:53,370 --> 03:28:54,080
complete.

8889
03:28:54,460 --> 03:28:55,500
Have fun with your four new

8890
03:28:55,500 --> 03:28:56,060
games.

8891
03:28:56,180 --> 03:28:57,580
That wraps up this Cyber Blast

8892
03:28:57,580 --> 03:28:58,860
on the Internet Cafe.

8893
03:28:59,120 --> 03:29:00,200
I'm Laurie Anderson.

8894
03:29:01,360 --> 03:29:02,320
Alright, Mike, we're going to

8895
03:29:02,320 --> 03:29:02,920
talk about mud.

8896
03:29:03,280 --> 03:29:03,600
Alright.

8897
03:29:04,220 --> 03:29:05,140
Thank you very much, Georgia

8898
03:29:05,140 --> 03:29:06,420
Jones, again there.

8899
03:29:06,660 --> 03:29:08,340
Diaggle, more like die.

8900
03:29:09,020 --> 03:29:09,460
Aggle.

8901
03:29:09,740 --> 03:29:10,380
Thank you very much.

8902
03:29:10,560 --> 03:29:11,870
Mud, which is a sort of special

8903
03:29:11,870 --> 03:29:13,220
form of gameplay that takes

8904
03:29:13,220 --> 03:29:14,260
place on the net.

8905
03:29:14,340 --> 03:29:15,410
For people who don't know what

8906
03:29:15,410 --> 03:29:16,490
a mud is, I mean, what's the

8907
03:29:16,490 --> 03:29:17,280
history of mud?

8908
03:29:17,540 --> 03:29:18,380
What's a mud?

8909
03:29:18,480 --> 03:29:20,100
And look at that insane

8910
03:29:20,100 --> 03:29:22,720
situation between them there.

8911
03:29:23,100 --> 03:29:25,170
It's a real chunky boy base on

8912
03:29:25,170 --> 03:29:25,740
it.

8913
03:29:27,120 --> 03:29:28,560
Probably had a lot of battery.

8914
03:29:30,460 --> 03:29:34,030
And that display, very robust

8915
03:29:34,030 --> 03:29:36,040
looking unit.

8916
03:29:36,380 --> 03:29:37,270
Mud, first of all, what's mud

8917
03:29:37,270 --> 03:29:37,660
play?

8918
03:29:38,160 --> 03:29:39,230
Alright, Mike, we're going to

8919
03:29:39,230 --> 03:29:40,680
talk about mud, which is a sort

8920
03:29:40,680 --> 03:29:42,020
of special form of gameplay

8921
03:29:42,020 --> 03:29:43,660
that takes place on the net.

8922
03:29:43,740 --> 03:29:44,840
For people who don't know what

8923
03:29:44,840 --> 03:29:45,940
a mud is, I mean, what's the

8924
03:29:45,940 --> 03:29:46,780
history of mud?

8925
03:29:46,940 --> 03:29:47,820
First of all, what's mud stand

8926
03:29:47,820 --> 03:29:48,100
for?

8927
03:29:48,160 --> 03:29:48,540
It's an acronym.

8928
03:29:48,820 --> 03:29:49,570
Okay, yeah, multi-user

8929
03:29:49,570 --> 03:29:50,200
dimension.

8930
03:29:50,400 --> 03:29:51,570
Originally multi-user dungeon,

8931
03:29:51,570 --> 03:29:51,980
right.

8932
03:29:52,140 --> 03:29:53,030
But most people have to say

8933
03:29:53,030 --> 03:29:54,380
multi-user dimension or domain.

8934
03:29:54,560 --> 03:29:55,700
It has less of a dungeon ring.

8935
03:29:56,860 --> 03:29:57,680
Dungeon, right?

8936
03:29:58,520 --> 03:29:59,500
Dungeon, right.

8937
03:29:59,500 --> 03:30:01,850
But it was Dungeon and his name

8938
03:30:01,850 --> 03:30:03,060
is Sellers.

8939
03:30:05,280 --> 03:30:05,680
Interesting.

8940
03:30:07,920 --> 03:30:08,320
Situation.

8941
03:30:08,360 --> 03:30:09,680
Multi-user dimension or domain

8942
03:30:09,680 --> 03:30:10,940
has less of a dungeon ring.

8943
03:30:11,340 --> 03:30:12,500
They started back in the early...

8944
03:30:12,500 --> 03:30:13,580
A dungeon ring.

8945
03:30:13,700 --> 03:30:28,480
Right.

8946
03:30:28,480 --> 03:30:29,120
Right.

8947
03:30:29,120 --> 03:30:29,480
Right.

8948
03:30:29,480 --> 03:30:30,540
All in text.

8949
03:30:30,620 --> 03:30:30,960
Right.

8950
03:30:31,040 --> 03:30:32,280
All running around the same

8951
03:30:32,280 --> 03:30:33,200
time on the...

8952
03:30:33,200 --> 03:30:33,620
Right.

8953
03:30:33,760 --> 03:30:35,260
...then new internet.

8954
03:30:35,400 --> 03:30:35,620
Right.

8955
03:30:35,720 --> 03:30:36,460
All in text.

8956
03:30:36,920 --> 03:30:37,870
All running around the same

8957
03:30:37,870 --> 03:30:38,900
world together.

8958
03:30:39,020 --> 03:30:40,130
So you'd see a text description

8959
03:30:40,130 --> 03:30:41,270
of a room that says you're in a

8960
03:30:41,270 --> 03:30:41,920
dark cave.

8961
03:30:42,240 --> 03:30:43,540
There's a load of cybersmiths

8962
03:30:43,540 --> 03:30:44,710
running around in the

8963
03:30:44,710 --> 03:30:45,620
background.

8964
03:30:45,800 --> 03:30:46,500
I'm not used to seeing this

8965
03:30:46,500 --> 03:30:47,260
many cyber...

8966
03:30:47,780 --> 03:30:48,060
Sorry.

8967
03:30:48,060 --> 03:30:48,980
What are they called?

8968
03:30:49,340 --> 03:30:50,720
They're not called cybersmiths.

8969
03:30:50,780 --> 03:30:51,560
We said at the fucking

8970
03:30:51,560 --> 03:30:52,780
beginning it was written on the

8971
03:30:52,780 --> 03:30:53,680
back of the shirt.

8972
03:30:56,440 --> 03:30:57,160
Cyber...

8973
03:30:57,160 --> 03:31:00,120
Guide.

8974
03:31:01,000 --> 03:31:01,740
Cyber guides.

8975
03:31:01,840 --> 03:31:02,460
There's loads of them.

8976
03:31:02,580 --> 03:31:03,340
There's like...

8977
03:31:03,340 --> 03:31:04,580
Must be a ten of them around

8978
03:31:04,580 --> 03:31:05,080
there.

8979
03:31:05,920 --> 03:31:07,220
Maybe because this is the first

8980
03:31:07,220 --> 03:31:08,000
series.

8981
03:31:09,760 --> 03:31:11,030
Cybersmiths really wanted to

8982
03:31:11,030 --> 03:31:12,300
make their presence felt.

8983
03:31:12,460 --> 03:31:14,660
Make the cyber guides prominent.

8984
03:31:15,280 --> 03:31:15,810
So there's loads of them in the

8985
03:31:15,810 --> 03:31:17,100
background running around.

8986
03:31:17,200 --> 03:31:18,800
Fucking guiding people around

8987
03:31:18,800 --> 03:31:20,410
this new cyber world they've

8988
03:31:20,410 --> 03:31:21,000
created.

8989
03:31:21,820 --> 03:31:22,500
A real...

8990
03:31:22,500 --> 03:31:23,500
90s...

8991
03:31:24,200 --> 03:31:25,900
World if ever there was one.

8992
03:31:27,780 --> 03:31:28,720
Coffee shop.

8993
03:31:30,940 --> 03:31:31,420
PC.

8994
03:31:32,640 --> 03:31:33,140
Games.

8995
03:31:33,280 --> 03:31:33,660
Internet.

8996
03:31:34,260 --> 03:31:34,580
Cafe.

8997
03:31:35,660 --> 03:31:37,220
People online at the same time.

8998
03:31:37,380 --> 03:31:37,880
On the...

8999
03:31:37,880 --> 03:31:39,080
You know then new internet.

9000
03:31:39,240 --> 03:31:39,440
Right.

9001
03:31:39,560 --> 03:31:40,280
All in text.

9002
03:31:40,720 --> 03:31:41,690
All running around the same

9003
03:31:41,690 --> 03:31:42,720
world together.

9004
03:31:42,860 --> 03:31:43,830
So you'd see a text description

9005
03:31:43,830 --> 03:31:44,300
of a room.

9006
03:31:44,440 --> 03:31:44,940
More...

9007
03:31:44,940 --> 03:31:45,360
One there.

9008
03:31:45,360 --> 03:31:45,980
One there.

9009
03:31:46,060 --> 03:31:46,760
Dark cave.

9010
03:31:46,900 --> 03:31:47,880
And then...

9011
03:31:47,880 --> 03:31:48,320
Oh no.

9012
03:31:48,400 --> 03:31:48,900
It's a customer.

9013
03:31:49,540 --> 03:31:50,650
No, it's a manager because she's

9014
03:31:50,650 --> 03:31:51,480
got a tag on.

9015
03:31:52,200 --> 03:31:53,610
That's one of the cyber wranglers

9016
03:31:53,610 --> 03:31:55,440
in the background there.

9017
03:31:55,480 --> 03:31:57,270
You can see the tag there on

9018
03:31:57,270 --> 03:31:58,060
the top.

9019
03:31:58,820 --> 03:32:01,140
And she had multiple cyber

9020
03:32:01,140 --> 03:32:04,430
guides leaving her orbit in the

9021
03:32:04,430 --> 03:32:08,260
space of 15 second shot there.

9022
03:32:08,360 --> 03:32:09,990
so I reckon she could be a

9023
03:32:09,990 --> 03:32:12,130
cyber manager or cyber

9024
03:32:12,130 --> 03:32:12,940
supervisor.

9025
03:32:15,220 --> 03:32:15,700
Cybervisor.

9026
03:32:19,240 --> 03:32:19,510
That's another cybersmith or a

9027
03:32:19,510 --> 03:32:21,860
cyber guide right there.

9028
03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:23,130
I think they should have just

9029
03:32:23,130 --> 03:32:24,460
called them cybersmiths.

9030
03:32:24,460 --> 03:32:27,520
That are going around cybersmith.

9031
03:32:30,620 --> 03:32:31,720
Just my opinion.

9032
03:32:31,900 --> 03:32:33,920
I know that they had to go into

9033
03:32:33,920 --> 03:32:35,850
liquidation, I think, or they

9034
03:32:35,850 --> 03:32:36,320
stopped.

9035
03:32:37,480 --> 03:32:38,740
They don't do cybersmith

9036
03:32:38,740 --> 03:32:39,400
anymore.

9037
03:32:42,320 --> 03:32:42,770
I wonder how that would work

9038
03:32:42,770 --> 03:32:43,980
today.

9039
03:32:44,060 --> 03:32:44,500
Probably not.

9040
03:32:44,620 --> 03:32:46,180
Probably that's why they had to

9041
03:32:46,180 --> 03:32:47,200
close their shops,

9042
03:32:47,300 --> 03:32:48,250
because it's just nobody does

9043
03:32:48,250 --> 03:32:48,800
it anymore.

9044
03:32:48,900 --> 03:32:50,200
Nobody wants a cybersmith.

9045
03:32:50,340 --> 03:32:51,950
Now, we all understand how to

9046
03:32:51,950 --> 03:32:52,940
use the phone.

9047
03:32:53,000 --> 03:32:53,820
Same world together.

9048
03:32:53,960 --> 03:32:55,150
So you'd see a text description

9049
03:32:55,150 --> 03:32:56,380
of a room that says you're in a

9050
03:32:56,380 --> 03:32:56,880
dark cave,

9051
03:32:56,880 --> 03:32:58,950
and somebody else is standing

9052
03:32:58,950 --> 03:32:59,420
there,

9053
03:32:59,560 --> 03:33:00,540
and then you could talk to them

9054
03:33:00,540 --> 03:33:01,670
or fight them or do things like

9055
03:33:01,670 --> 03:33:02,060
that.

9056
03:33:02,100 --> 03:33:03,060
But again, it was all text.

9057
03:33:03,500 --> 03:33:04,450
So these have been going on now

9058
03:33:04,450 --> 03:33:05,160
since then.

9059
03:33:05,300 --> 03:33:06,600
And in fact, I started playing

9060
03:33:06,600 --> 03:33:08,000
muds two, three, four years ago

9061
03:33:08,000 --> 03:33:08,340
now.

9062
03:33:08,420 --> 03:33:09,090
I don't know how long time ago

9063
03:33:09,090 --> 03:33:09,320
now.

9064
03:33:09,860 --> 03:33:10,570
But you mudder guys, I mean,

9065
03:33:10,570 --> 03:33:11,660
are serious, right?

9066
03:33:11,720 --> 03:33:12,180
I'm very serious.

9067
03:33:12,180 --> 03:33:12,800
I'm up all night.

9068
03:33:12,900 --> 03:33:13,040
Right.

9069
03:33:13,260 --> 03:33:13,500
Mudders.

9070
03:33:13,580 --> 03:33:14,200
This is a life.

9071
03:33:14,360 --> 03:33:15,360
And the people play this around

9072
03:33:15,360 --> 03:33:15,920
the world.

9073
03:33:16,420 --> 03:33:17,130
In fact, some of the best muds

9074
03:33:17,130 --> 03:33:18,000
are based in Sweden.

9075
03:33:18,680 --> 03:33:20,080
Some of them based in Berkeley.

9076
03:33:23,080 --> 03:33:28,000
Teomat chuckles at Starbuck. Euphrates

9077
03:33:28,000 --> 03:33:30,720
jostles his toga around him,

9078
03:33:30,720 --> 03:33:33,280
trying to cool off from his,

9079
03:33:33,760 --> 03:33:35,070
can't read it, a servant

9080
03:33:35,070 --> 03:33:37,600
approaches Euphrates, offering

9081
03:33:37,600 --> 03:33:39,160
a selection of chilled

9082
03:33:39,160 --> 03:33:40,240
beverages.

9083
03:33:41,060 --> 03:33:42,860
Starbuck says, very shortly,

9084
03:33:42,860 --> 03:33:45,430
anyone wishing to participate

9085
03:33:45,430 --> 03:33:46,920
in the Euphrates

9086
03:33:46,920 --> 03:33:49,510
sails broadly at the servant.

9087
03:33:49,510 --> 03:33:52,170
Oh dear, your most kind, Gallen

9088
03:33:52,170 --> 03:33:54,400
looks over at Starbuck.

9089
03:33:54,840 --> 03:33:58,050
That's it? Belisarius moves to

9090
03:33:58,050 --> 03:34:01,930
the bar and pours himself a chalice

9091
03:34:01,930 --> 03:34:04,180
of aged absinthe.

9092
03:34:04,880 --> 03:34:06,590
Starbuck says, our wonderful

9093
03:34:06,590 --> 03:34:09,180
public servant, the counsellor

9094
03:34:09,180 --> 03:34:11,750
of this, oh, cat, what the hell

9095
03:34:11,750 --> 03:34:13,000
is going on?

9096
03:34:13,000 --> 03:34:14,210
Yeah, people play it very

9097
03:34:14,210 --> 03:34:15,610
seriously. That's a fucking

9098
03:34:15,610 --> 03:34:16,660
game, like, that's,

9099
03:34:16,660 --> 03:34:18,280
having to read all that would

9100
03:34:18,280 --> 03:34:19,160
be too much.

9101
03:34:19,540 --> 03:34:20,410
All right, now, the problem

9102
03:34:20,410 --> 03:34:21,610
with MUDs online is they were

9103
03:34:21,610 --> 03:34:23,100
text-driven, because that's not

9104
03:34:23,100 --> 03:34:23,800
all you can do.

9105
03:34:24,120 --> 03:34:25,680
Right, right. That's just text-driven,

9106
03:34:25,680 --> 03:34:27,100
that's all you can do.

9107
03:34:27,220 --> 03:34:28,400
Stu couldn't have said it

9108
03:34:28,400 --> 03:34:30,520
better myself. It's just tech,

9109
03:34:30,520 --> 03:34:32,140
that's all you can do.

9110
03:34:32,800 --> 03:34:33,680
People had to use a lot more

9111
03:34:33,680 --> 03:34:35,300
imagination back then.

9112
03:34:35,380 --> 03:34:36,220
A little bit boring, I mean,

9113
03:34:36,220 --> 03:34:37,260
unless you really got into the

9114
03:34:37,260 --> 03:34:37,760
story stuff.

9115
03:34:38,300 --> 03:34:39,300
That'd be a bit weird, it just

9116
03:34:39,300 --> 03:34:40,560
feels a bit too much.

9117
03:34:40,700 --> 03:34:42,180
And your idea was, why not turn

9118
03:34:42,180 --> 03:34:43,760
these into graphical things?

9119
03:34:43,760 --> 03:34:44,240
Exactly right.

9120
03:34:44,280 --> 03:34:45,500
But how do you squeeze all that

9121
03:34:45,500 --> 03:34:46,720
stuff down the internet?

9122
03:34:46,900 --> 03:34:47,440
Well, you can't.

9123
03:34:47,620 --> 03:34:47,820
Right.

9124
03:34:47,860 --> 03:34:48,490
At least not with today's

9125
03:34:48,490 --> 03:34:49,350
bandwidth and computers, you

9126
03:34:49,350 --> 03:34:49,940
just can't do it.

9127
03:34:50,020 --> 03:34:51,270
So the idea we had, which now

9128
03:34:51,270 --> 03:34:52,960
seems blindingly obvious, is to

9129
03:34:52,960 --> 03:34:54,340
put them on a CD-ROM,

9130
03:34:54,700 --> 03:34:55,390
and to have, the only thing

9131
03:34:55,390 --> 03:34:56,580
that comes across the internet

9132
03:34:56,580 --> 03:34:57,680
is the instructions of how to

9133
03:34:57,680 --> 03:34:58,680
put a scene together.

9134
03:35:03,580 --> 03:35:04,660
Guile.

9135
03:35:04,660 --> 03:35:04,660
Guile.

9136
03:35:08,740 --> 03:35:07,790
And to have, the only thing

9137
03:35:07,790 --> 03:35:12,580
that comes across the internet...

9138
03:35:12,580 --> 03:35:26,140
Beyond Borg.

9139
03:35:31,100 --> 03:35:31,740
Guile.

9140
03:35:31,740 --> 03:35:32,740
Guile.

9141
03:35:35,300 --> 03:35:34,930
They're a symbol of person out

9142
03:35:34,930 --> 03:35:37,190
of parts and put them on there,

9143
03:35:37,190 --> 03:35:39,120
and then that becomes what

9144
03:35:39,120 --> 03:35:40,340
people see.

9145
03:35:40,680 --> 03:35:42,070
So we actually provide a first

9146
03:35:42,070 --> 03:35:43,840
person 3D view of...

9147
03:35:43,840 --> 03:35:44,940
Heard the music.

9148
03:35:46,320 --> 03:35:47,700
Lovely MIDI music.

9149
03:35:47,900 --> 03:35:49,080
And he went for the guile.

9150
03:35:50,080 --> 03:35:53,300
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

9151
03:35:54,180 --> 03:35:55,070
And then that becomes what

9152
03:35:55,070 --> 03:35:56,040
people see.

9153
03:35:56,460 --> 03:35:57,680
So we actually provide a first

9154
03:35:57,680 --> 03:35:59,620
person 3D view of this world we've

9155
03:35:59,620 --> 03:36:00,360
created.

9156
03:36:00,520 --> 03:36:01,820
Okay, so let's go ahead and say,

9157
03:36:01,820 --> 03:36:03,120
"We Now" is Meridian 59.

9158
03:36:09,120 --> 03:36:06,780
Put them on there, and then

9159
03:36:06,780 --> 03:36:11,120
that becomes what people see.

9160
03:36:11,120 --> 03:36:12,640
So we actually provide a first

9161
03:36:12,640 --> 03:36:14,440
person 3D view of this world we've

9162
03:36:14,440 --> 03:36:15,120
created.

9163
03:36:15,120 --> 03:36:16,640
Okay, so let's go ahead and say,

9164
03:36:16,640 --> 03:36:18,120
"We Now" is Meridian 59.

9165
03:36:18,120 --> 03:36:18,620
Right.

9166
03:36:18,620 --> 03:36:19,740
Which is really this mud you've

9167
03:36:19,740 --> 03:36:20,220
created.

9168
03:36:20,220 --> 03:36:20,720
Right.

9169
03:36:20,720 --> 03:36:22,190
And in this one, all the action

9170
03:36:22,190 --> 03:36:23,710
is taking place online, but all

9171
03:36:23,710 --> 03:36:25,220
the graphics, so it's really

9172
03:36:25,220 --> 03:36:26,310
cool and visual, is taking

9173
03:36:26,310 --> 03:36:27,220
place off a CD-ROM.

9174
03:36:27,220 --> 03:36:28,220
Exactly right.

9175
03:36:28,220 --> 03:36:29,320
So we have several hundred

9176
03:36:29,320 --> 03:36:30,470
people at any given time who

9177
03:36:30,470 --> 03:36:31,820
are in this world together.

9178
03:36:31,820 --> 03:36:33,080
They can talk just like we're

9179
03:36:33,080 --> 03:36:33,820
talking now.

9180
03:36:33,820 --> 03:36:33,820
Yeah.

9181
03:36:33,820 --> 03:36:35,100
But it's all across the

9182
03:36:35,100 --> 03:36:35,820
internet.

9183
03:36:35,820 --> 03:36:36,600
So you can be talking to

9184
03:36:36,600 --> 03:36:37,620
someone from Idaho and someone

9185
03:36:37,620 --> 03:36:38,820
else from, you know, Ireland.

9186
03:36:38,820 --> 03:36:41,420
Okay, but what's the game?

9187
03:36:41,420 --> 03:36:42,110
I mean, what's going on in

9188
03:36:42,110 --> 03:36:42,420
there?

9189
03:36:42,420 --> 03:36:43,440
Okay, it's a fantasy role

9190
03:36:43,440 --> 03:36:44,520
playing world, but there's not

9191
03:36:44,520 --> 03:36:45,510
a plot during game where you

9192
03:36:45,510 --> 03:36:45,820
have

9193
03:36:45,820 --> 03:36:46,930
to accomplish something and the

9194
03:36:46,930 --> 03:36:47,420
game ends.

9195
03:36:47,420 --> 03:36:48,420
The game never ends.

9196
03:36:48,420 --> 03:36:49,420
It's a persistent world.

9197
03:36:49,420 --> 03:36:50,420
It's a life.

9198
03:36:50,420 --> 03:36:51,420
It's going on as we speak.

9199
03:36:51,420 --> 03:36:52,420
Right.

9200
03:36:52,420 --> 03:36:53,420
So it's going on all the time.

9201
03:36:53,420 --> 03:36:54,190
24 hours a day, seven days a

9202
03:36:54,190 --> 03:36:54,420
week.

9203
03:36:54,420 --> 03:36:55,930
I wonder if people still play

9204
03:36:55,930 --> 03:36:56,420
this.

9205
03:36:56,420 --> 03:36:58,420
It must have been successful.

9206
03:36:58,420 --> 03:37:00,590
It looks, even though, you know,

9207
03:37:00,590 --> 03:37:02,550
I'm laughing, it still looks

9208
03:37:02,550 --> 03:37:04,420
like it was developed enough to

9209
03:37:04,420 --> 03:37:06,150
have gained a cult-like

9210
03:37:06,150 --> 03:37:08,600
following 30 years later and

9211
03:37:08,600 --> 03:37:10,420
people still play it.

9212
03:37:10,420 --> 03:37:11,720
But what I want to know is, can

9213
03:37:11,720 --> 03:37:12,950
you watch people playing it

9214
03:37:12,950 --> 03:37:13,420
live?

9215
03:37:13,420 --> 03:37:14,420
That would be even funnier.

9216
03:37:14,420 --> 03:37:16,710
I've gone right now and I'm in

9217
03:37:16,710 --> 03:37:18,190
the meridian world with

9218
03:37:18,190 --> 03:37:20,420
thousands of other people.

9219
03:37:20,420 --> 03:37:21,130
Hundreds of other people at a

9220
03:37:21,130 --> 03:37:21,420
time, right.

9221
03:37:21,420 --> 03:37:22,070
Okay, but what are we trying to

9222
03:37:22,070 --> 03:37:22,420
accomplish?

9223
03:37:22,420 --> 03:37:23,630
Well, everyone's trying to do

9224
03:37:23,630 --> 03:37:24,810
what they want to do with their

9225
03:37:24,810 --> 03:37:25,420
character.

9226
03:37:25,420 --> 03:37:26,490
You can become the best fighter

9227
03:37:26,490 --> 03:37:27,490
or the best magic user or just

9228
03:37:27,490 --> 03:37:28,420
even know the most about

9229
03:37:28,420 --> 03:37:29,270
the world or about the

9230
03:37:29,270 --> 03:37:30,410
political situation that's

9231
03:37:30,410 --> 03:37:31,420
going on in the world.

9232
03:37:31,420 --> 03:37:32,520
There's all different kinds of

9233
03:37:32,520 --> 03:37:33,420
things people can do.

9234
03:37:33,420 --> 03:37:34,400
We've tried to provide a real

9235
03:37:34,400 --> 03:37:35,500
breadth of activity and then

9236
03:37:35,500 --> 03:37:36,420
for all the different kinds

9237
03:37:36,420 --> 03:37:37,320
of things, you can do more and

9238
03:37:37,320 --> 03:37:38,300
more complexity of activity to

9239
03:37:38,300 --> 03:37:39,080
keep people coming back for

9240
03:37:39,080 --> 03:37:39,420
more.

9241
03:37:39,420 --> 03:37:40,770
Right, I mean, you really have

9242
03:37:40,770 --> 03:37:41,970
addicts in a way who do this,

9243
03:37:41,970 --> 03:37:42,420
right?

9244
03:37:42,420 --> 03:37:43,420
Yes.

9245
03:37:43,420 --> 03:37:44,180
So, you've played 20 hours an

9246
03:37:44,180 --> 03:37:44,420
hour.

9247
03:37:44,420 --> 03:37:45,420
Right.

9248
03:37:45,420 --> 03:37:46,000
Now, you tell me, there's one

9249
03:37:46,000 --> 03:37:46,420
guy who played how long?

9250
03:37:46,420 --> 03:37:46,870
We've had people who've played

9251
03:37:46,870 --> 03:37:47,420
over 28 hours at a stretch.

9252
03:37:47,420 --> 03:37:48,420
Non-stop.

9253
03:37:48,420 --> 03:37:49,420
Non-stop.

9254
03:37:49,420 --> 03:37:49,820
And we have many people who

9255
03:37:49,820 --> 03:37:50,420
play more than 40 hours a week.

9256
03:37:50,420 --> 03:37:51,480
Many, many people who play more

9257
03:37:51,480 --> 03:37:52,420
than 40 hours a week.

9258
03:37:52,420 --> 03:37:53,900
Now, what's really interesting

9259
03:37:53,900 --> 03:37:55,010
on these muds and yours in

9260
03:37:55,010 --> 03:37:56,420
particular is we tend to think

9261
03:37:56,420 --> 03:37:57,500
of these people, they don't

9262
03:37:57,500 --> 03:37:58,420
have a life, right?

9263
03:37:58,420 --> 03:37:59,420
So, they just live in the mud.

9264
03:37:59,420 --> 03:38:00,950
And to some degree, literally,

9265
03:38:00,950 --> 03:38:02,250
I mean, you told me there are

9266
03:38:02,250 --> 03:38:03,420
people who really don't have a

9267
03:38:03,420 --> 03:38:03,420
life,

9268
03:38:03,420 --> 03:38:04,020
and this is their social

9269
03:38:04,020 --> 03:38:04,420
existence.

9270
03:38:04,420 --> 03:38:05,420
Exactly.

9271
03:38:05,420 --> 03:38:07,070
At one end of the spectrum, we

9272
03:38:07,070 --> 03:38:08,900
have people who, you know, like

9273
03:38:08,900 --> 03:38:10,420
you and me, they go to work

9274
03:38:10,420 --> 03:38:10,420
every

9275
03:38:10,420 --> 03:38:11,750
day, they come home, they play

9276
03:38:11,750 --> 03:38:12,910
a couple hours, that's what

9277
03:38:12,910 --> 03:38:13,420
they do.

9278
03:38:13,420 --> 03:38:14,490
We have other people that are

9279
03:38:14,490 --> 03:38:15,510
very far in the spectrum who

9280
03:38:15,510 --> 03:38:16,420
are terminally ill.

9281
03:38:16,420 --> 03:38:17,670
There's a few people we know of

9282
03:38:17,670 --> 03:38:18,910
who are terminally ill, they

9283
03:38:18,910 --> 03:38:19,910
have no way to get out and

9284
03:38:19,910 --> 03:38:20,420
actually

9285
03:38:20,420 --> 03:38:21,420
have a social life.

9286
03:38:21,420 --> 03:38:21,940
They really cannot physically

9287
03:38:21,940 --> 03:38:22,420
get out and do anything.

9288
03:38:22,420 --> 03:38:23,900
Right, so they are no longer

9289
03:38:23,900 --> 03:38:25,520
shut-ins because they now have

9290
03:38:25,520 --> 03:38:27,080
really true deep friendships

9291
03:38:27,080 --> 03:38:27,420
with

9292
03:38:27,420 --> 03:38:28,420
people online.

9293
03:38:28,420 --> 03:38:29,220
There's real emotional

9294
03:38:29,220 --> 03:38:30,420
interaction and content there.

9295
03:38:30,420 --> 03:38:31,670
We also have a lot of people,

9296
03:38:31,670 --> 03:38:32,930
like we have a number of women

9297
03:38:32,930 --> 03:38:34,420
in their early 40s who are

9298
03:38:34,420 --> 03:38:34,420
lawyers

9299
03:38:34,420 --> 03:38:35,750
or other professionals who lead

9300
03:38:35,750 --> 03:38:36,420
a very button-

9301
03:38:36,420 --> 03:38:40,310
And that's a real interesting

9302
03:38:40,310 --> 03:38:42,420
hold on that one.

9303
03:38:42,420 --> 03:38:46,420
I wouldn't call it an orb.

9304
03:38:46,420 --> 03:38:48,000
It's a pressurize, it's a

9305
03:38:48,000 --> 03:38:49,420
pressure movement.

9306
03:38:49,420 --> 03:38:50,600
I wonder if you just feel the

9307
03:38:50,600 --> 03:38:51,420
pressure here.

9308
03:38:51,420 --> 03:38:52,640
We have a number of women in

9309
03:38:52,640 --> 03:38:54,260
their early 40s who are lawyers

9310
03:38:54,260 --> 03:38:55,420
or other professionals who lead

9311
03:38:55,420 --> 03:38:56,780
a very button-down existence

9312
03:38:56,780 --> 03:38:58,180
during the day, don't want to

9313
03:38:58,180 --> 03:38:59,410
go out to a bar or something

9314
03:38:59,410 --> 03:38:59,420
like that.

9315
03:38:59,420 --> 03:39:00,420
They come online and they have-

9316
03:39:00,420 --> 03:39:01,420
Get wild.

9317
03:39:01,420 --> 03:39:02,780
They lead a very button-down

9318
03:39:02,780 --> 03:39:04,420
existence during the day, don't

9319
03:39:04,420 --> 03:39:05,420
want to go out to a bar or

9320
03:39:05,420 --> 03:39:05,420
something like that.

9321
03:39:05,420 --> 03:39:06,810
They come online and they have

9322
03:39:06,810 --> 03:39:07,420
a good time-

9323
03:39:07,420 --> 03:39:09,420
Does he say get wild there?

9324
03:39:09,420 --> 03:39:10,420
I mean really?

9325
03:39:10,420 --> 03:39:11,420
Not just in the game or-

9326
03:39:11,420 --> 03:39:12,450
Well we've had a couple of

9327
03:39:12,450 --> 03:39:14,020
marriages and we've got one impending

9328
03:39:14,020 --> 03:39:14,420
one but-

9329
03:39:14,420 --> 03:39:15,420
So it's weird.

9330
03:39:15,420 --> 03:39:16,420
Couple of marriages, one impending.

9331
03:39:16,420 --> 03:39:17,580
and down existence during the

9332
03:39:17,580 --> 03:39:18,580
day don't want to go out to a

9333
03:39:18,580 --> 03:39:19,860
bar or something like that they

9334
03:39:19,860 --> 03:39:20,260
come

9335
03:39:20,260 --> 03:39:21,260
online and they have a good

9336
03:39:21,260 --> 03:39:22,280
time again they meet people

9337
03:39:22,280 --> 03:39:23,540
they get married to people they

9338
03:39:23,540 --> 03:39:24,500
have really

9339
03:39:24,500 --> 03:39:25,760
not just in the game or well we've

9340
03:39:25,760 --> 03:39:27,050
had a couple marriages and we've

9341
03:39:27,050 --> 03:39:28,420
got one impending one but uh

9342
03:39:28,420 --> 03:39:30,090
and then there's also marriages

9343
03:39:30,090 --> 03:39:31,690
in the game couple of marriages

9344
03:39:31,690 --> 03:39:34,150
one impending a combination of

9345
03:39:34,150 --> 03:39:34,420
like

9346
03:39:34,420 --> 03:39:35,550
chat room but there's a whole

9347
03:39:35,550 --> 03:39:36,790
world really going on around it

9348
03:39:36,790 --> 03:39:38,080
it's not just a chat room there

9349
03:39:38,080 --> 03:39:38,260
is a

9350
03:39:38,260 --> 03:39:39,490
whole world going on there

9351
03:39:39,490 --> 03:39:40,990
things to do there's monsters

9352
03:39:40,990 --> 03:39:42,260
to kill and kill and there's

9353
03:39:42,260 --> 03:39:44,660
impending

9354
03:39:45,860 --> 03:39:48,150
impending marriage not just in

9355
03:39:48,150 --> 03:39:50,370
the game or well we've had a

9356
03:39:50,370 --> 03:39:52,850
couple marriages and we've got

9357
03:39:52,850 --> 03:39:53,220
one

9358
03:39:53,220 --> 03:39:54,520
impending one but uh and then

9359
03:39:54,520 --> 03:39:55,890
there's also marriage is this

9360
03:39:55,890 --> 03:39:57,310
weird combination of like chat

9361
03:39:57,310 --> 03:39:57,780
room but

9362
03:39:57,780 --> 03:39:58,930
there's a whole world really

9363
03:39:58,930 --> 03:39:59,960
going on around it it's not

9364
03:39:59,960 --> 03:40:00,960
just a chat room there is a

9365
03:40:00,960 --> 03:40:01,860
whole world going

9366
03:40:01,860 --> 03:40:03,680
maybe it's because like there's

9367
03:40:03,680 --> 03:40:05,340
kind of orcs and hobbits in the

9368
03:40:05,340 --> 03:40:07,220
game maybe there's like an imp

9369
03:40:08,260 --> 03:40:09,130
you can get an imp ending in

9370
03:40:09,130 --> 03:40:11,140
the game and like people who

9371
03:40:11,140 --> 03:40:13,320
are getting married they have

9372
03:40:13,320 --> 03:40:14,580
like an impending

9373
03:40:14,580 --> 03:40:16,200
their weddings who are into the

9374
03:40:16,200 --> 03:40:17,470
game i don't know i'm just

9375
03:40:17,470 --> 03:40:18,960
trying to understand what he

9376
03:40:18,960 --> 03:40:19,780
meant by that

9377
03:40:19,780 --> 03:40:20,750
well we've had a couple

9378
03:40:20,750 --> 03:40:21,980
marriages and wouldn't it be

9379
03:40:21,980 --> 03:40:23,110
just pending is impending

9380
03:40:23,110 --> 03:40:24,100
always like there's

9381
03:40:24,100 --> 03:40:25,760
something coming at the end of

9382
03:40:25,760 --> 03:40:27,360
it people they get married to

9383
03:40:27,360 --> 03:40:28,930
people they have really not

9384
03:40:28,930 --> 03:40:29,460
just in the

9385
03:40:29,460 --> 03:40:30,820
game or well we've had a couple

9386
03:40:30,820 --> 03:40:32,060
marriages and we've got one

9387
03:40:32,060 --> 03:40:33,370
sentence of impending groom

9388
03:40:33,370 --> 03:40:34,500
pending one but uh

9389
03:40:34,500 --> 03:40:35,800
and then there's a weird

9390
03:40:35,800 --> 03:40:37,440
combination of like chat room

9391
03:40:37,440 --> 03:40:39,070
but there's maybe he just said

9392
03:40:39,070 --> 03:40:40,500
pending uh we won't quibble

9393
03:40:40,500 --> 03:40:40,980
about it

9394
03:40:40,980 --> 03:40:42,220
the whole world really going on

9395
03:40:42,220 --> 03:40:43,340
around it it's not just a chat

9396
03:40:43,340 --> 03:40:44,420
room there is a whole world

9397
03:40:44,420 --> 03:40:45,840
going on there's things to do

9398
03:40:45,840 --> 03:40:46,180
there's

9399
03:40:46,180 --> 03:40:47,380
monsters to kill and kill and

9400
03:40:47,380 --> 03:40:48,630
there's uh there's a princess

9401
03:40:48,630 --> 03:40:49,830
and a duke and you decide to do

9402
03:40:49,830 --> 03:40:50,500
you do you want to serve

9403
03:40:50,500 --> 03:40:51,720
one or the other there's guilds

9404
03:40:51,720 --> 03:40:52,820
that you can align yourself

9405
03:40:52,820 --> 03:40:53,860
with and become a member of

9406
03:40:53,860 --> 03:40:55,300
there's all different kinds of

9407
03:40:55,300 --> 03:40:56,500
things to do in the world but

9408
03:40:56,500 --> 03:40:57,220
making the world a little bit

9409
03:40:57,220 --> 03:40:57,920
dangerous and a lot more deeply

9410
03:40:57,920 --> 03:40:59,700
textured yeah we find that we

9411
03:40:59,700 --> 03:41:00,180
got a lot more social

9412
03:41:00,180 --> 03:41:00,180
interaction yeah

9413
03:41:00,180 --> 03:41:03,040
lovely that's nice andrew now

9414
03:41:03,040 --> 03:41:05,910
for those of us like myself who

9415
03:41:05,910 --> 03:41:08,200
don't spend a lot of time

9416
03:41:08,200 --> 03:41:09,700
playing games

9417
03:41:09,700 --> 03:41:11,400
very quiet this is everyone's

9418
03:41:11,400 --> 03:41:12,980
gone home from cybersmith

9419
03:41:14,100 --> 03:41:15,910
finally a breath of fresh air a

9420
03:41:15,910 --> 03:41:18,920
link a section segment without

9421
03:41:18,920 --> 03:41:21,540
the fucking chatter and noise

9422
03:41:21,540 --> 03:41:23,460
in the background and it makes

9423
03:41:23,460 --> 03:41:26,130
a real big difference change of

9424
03:41:26,130 --> 03:41:26,580
show

9425
03:41:26,580 --> 03:41:29,020
okay andrew now for those of us

9426
03:41:29,020 --> 03:41:31,280
like myself who don't spend a

9427
03:41:31,280 --> 03:41:33,510
lot of time playing games

9428
03:41:33,510 --> 03:41:35,060
unlike other people like

9429
03:41:35,060 --> 03:41:36,670
yourself who do i like games

9430
03:41:36,670 --> 03:41:37,940
well what we can do is maybe go

9431
03:41:37,940 --> 03:41:39,400
to yahoo and show folks how we

9432
03:41:39,400 --> 03:41:40,300
can try to find more

9433
03:41:40,300 --> 03:41:41,580
information about computer

9434
03:41:41,580 --> 03:41:42,980
games okay here we are why don't

9435
03:41:42,980 --> 03:41:44,110
we type in i'm gonna type in

9436
03:41:44,110 --> 03:41:46,280
computer games and see what

9437
03:41:46,280 --> 03:41:48,580
comes up computer games

9438
03:41:48,580 --> 03:41:50,370
is this a bad thing for kids to

9439
03:41:50,370 --> 03:41:52,100
be playing this or is there a

9440
03:41:52,100 --> 03:41:53,820
good side to it that was fast

9441
03:41:53,820 --> 03:41:55,620
let's have a look down here oh

9442
03:41:55,620 --> 03:41:57,510
there's a lot how many do we

9443
03:41:57,510 --> 03:41:59,870
have i looks like about 524

9444
03:41:59,870 --> 03:42:01,990
matches here okay recreation

9445
03:42:01,990 --> 03:42:04,340
yeah recreation computer games

9446
03:42:04,340 --> 03:42:06,170
there's a whole listing here of

9447
03:42:06,170 --> 03:42:07,320
all different kinds of

9448
03:42:07,320 --> 03:42:08,850
information um you've got a

9449
03:42:08,850 --> 03:42:10,420
section on cheats and hints

9450
03:42:10,420 --> 03:42:11,970
which is something that uh if

9451
03:42:11,970 --> 03:42:13,760
you want sort of the latest how

9452
03:42:13,760 --> 03:42:15,400
to on on certain types of games

9453
03:42:15,400 --> 03:42:17,590
you can just go click i the

9454
03:42:17,590 --> 03:42:18,560
lord

9455
03:42:18,560 --> 03:42:48,540
of cheats and hints

9456
03:42:48,540 --> 03:42:50,170
and i talked today um with the

9457
03:42:50,170 --> 03:42:52,060
guy from uh the game uh game.com

9458
03:42:52,060 --> 03:42:53,630
he does all kinds of reviews

9459
03:42:53,630 --> 03:42:55,390
and there's a whole section of

9460
03:42:55,390 --> 03:42:57,510
reviews there's 364 different

9461
03:42:57,510 --> 03:42:59,290
pages listed here of reviews of

9462
03:42:59,290 --> 03:43:00,820
some of the really most you

9463
03:43:00,820 --> 03:43:02,550
know kind of popular games here

9464
03:43:02,550 --> 03:43:04,040
so before you buy it you can

9465
03:43:04,040 --> 03:43:05,670
get all the information yeah

9466
03:43:05,670 --> 03:43:07,160
here we're going to the bat

9467
03:43:07,160 --> 03:43:09,550
house reviews and it's real

9468
03:43:09,550 --> 03:43:11,780
filler this was the season one

9469
03:43:11,780 --> 03:43:13,670
i don't think i can see why

9470
03:43:13,670 --> 03:43:15,840
they stopped doing this just

9471
03:43:15,840 --> 03:43:18,000
the air the energy is gone out

9472
03:43:18,000 --> 03:43:18,520
of it

9473
03:43:18,520 --> 03:43:20,080
like you know I think they were

9474
03:43:20,080 --> 03:43:21,890
lying on the background chatter

9475
03:43:21,890 --> 03:43:23,160
to fill up the little moments

9476
03:43:23,160 --> 03:43:24,870
in between and I think it

9477
03:43:24,870 --> 03:43:27,020
worked actually as annoying as

9478
03:43:27,020 --> 03:43:28,860
it was seeing a really nice

9479
03:43:28,860 --> 03:43:29,280
well

9480
03:43:29,280 --> 03:43:31,390
sound recorded scene and you

9481
03:43:31,390 --> 03:43:33,520
can even choose here between

9482
03:43:33,520 --> 03:43:35,650
action or or adventure games

9483
03:43:35,650 --> 03:43:36,260
actually

9484
03:43:36,260 --> 03:43:37,680
what's the difference action or

9485
03:43:37,680 --> 03:43:38,950
adventure they're all kind of

9486
03:43:38,950 --> 03:43:40,210
the same aren't they yeah so

9487
03:43:40,210 --> 03:43:40,680
here let's

9488
03:43:40,680 --> 03:43:42,780
go to action and see what we've

9489
03:43:42,780 --> 03:43:44,710
got there and you see you've

9490
03:43:44,710 --> 03:43:46,920
got views of doom duke nuke him

9491
03:43:46,920 --> 03:43:48,320
here is a hex and this is nice

9492
03:43:48,320 --> 03:43:49,480
because you know these games

9493
03:43:49,480 --> 03:43:50,740
are expensive I mean some of

9494
03:43:50,740 --> 03:43:51,320
them cost

9495
03:43:51,320 --> 03:43:53,010
up to $50 yeah so you really do

9496
03:43:53,010 --> 03:43:54,520
want to check it out before you

9497
03:43:54,520 --> 03:43:55,980
buy it exactly so let's see

9498
03:43:55,980 --> 03:43:56,360
what else

9499
03:43:56,360 --> 03:43:58,850
do we have so you can see there's

9500
03:43:58,850 --> 03:44:00,250
really a lot that now

9501
03:44:00,250 --> 03:44:02,540
multiplayer let's have a look

9502
03:44:02,540 --> 03:44:03,340
at that because

9503
03:44:03,340 --> 03:44:05,020
that's that's the thing that

9504
03:44:05,020 --> 03:44:06,630
kind of interests me look in

9505
03:44:06,630 --> 03:44:08,260
avatar you name it game net

9506
03:44:08,260 --> 03:44:08,960
gamers page

9507
03:44:08,960 --> 03:44:10,240
it's all there boy we could

9508
03:44:10,240 --> 03:44:11,520
pretty much do it all you're

9509
03:44:11,520 --> 03:44:12,930
right we could spend hours just

9510
03:44:12,930 --> 03:44:13,400
on yahoo

9511
03:44:13,400 --> 03:44:14,960
getting information about games

9512
03:44:14,960 --> 03:44:16,360
definitely was this an advert

9513
03:44:16,360 --> 03:44:17,840
for yahoo there's a lot so it's

9514
03:44:17,840 --> 03:44:18,360
a good

9515
03:44:18,360 --> 03:44:20,470
reckon yah yahoo paid for that

9516
03:44:20,470 --> 03:44:22,670
I reckon stew's a fucking smart

9517
03:44:22,670 --> 03:44:24,660
man he would have said why

9518
03:44:24,660 --> 03:44:25,200
about a

9519
03:44:25,200 --> 03:44:26,760
section where we get two of our

9520
03:44:26,760 --> 03:44:28,260
presenters just to be having

9521
03:44:28,260 --> 03:44:29,570
fun on the web on the on the

9522
03:44:29,570 --> 03:44:29,860
net

9523
03:44:29,860 --> 03:44:33,340
looking at your site all right

9524
03:44:33,340 --> 03:44:37,030
500 dollars minimum especially

9525
03:44:37,030 --> 03:44:39,920
for people who maybe don't know

9526
03:44:39,920 --> 03:44:40,440
a lot

9527
03:44:40,440 --> 03:44:58,800
mario producer recommendation nintendo

9528
03:44:58,800 --> 03:45:03,440
64 mario and it's the producer

9529
03:45:03,440 --> 03:45:06,280
is stew the prosducer

9530
03:45:06,280 --> 03:45:09,940
and kind of nice and modest of

9531
03:45:09,940 --> 03:45:13,280
stew not to say it's stew's

9532
03:45:13,280 --> 03:45:17,560
recommendation or stewart phase

9533
03:45:17,560 --> 03:45:18,380
pick of

9534
03:45:18,380 --> 03:45:20,380
the week he's just gone with

9535
03:45:20,380 --> 03:45:22,580
nameless but just as produced

9536
03:45:22,580 --> 03:45:24,730
but we all know we all know it's

9537
03:45:24,730 --> 03:45:25,260
stew

9538
03:45:25,260 --> 03:45:28,310
and that's a funny little way

9539
03:45:28,310 --> 03:45:31,370
of this jane the one who said

9540
03:45:31,370 --> 03:45:33,970
she didn't like playing

9541
03:45:33,970 --> 03:45:35,780
computer games

9542
03:45:35,780 --> 03:45:38,920
jane ah brilliant i'm back jane

9543
03:45:38,920 --> 03:45:40,520
come on wow this is brilliant

9544
03:45:40,520 --> 03:45:42,740
well hi all right you don't

9545
03:45:42,740 --> 03:45:43,640
like computer

9546
03:45:43,640 --> 03:45:45,530
games they're okay oh wow this

9547
03:45:45,530 --> 03:45:47,220
is brilliant needs a laugh

9548
03:45:47,220 --> 03:45:49,220
track as well because they're

9549
03:45:49,220 --> 03:45:50,020
acting it out

9550
03:45:50,020 --> 03:45:53,490
like it's a sitcom yes andrew

9551
03:45:53,490 --> 03:45:56,750
is this jane the one who said

9552
03:45:56,750 --> 03:45:59,680
she didn't like playing

9553
03:45:59,680 --> 03:46:01,680
computer games

9554
03:46:01,680 --> 03:46:03,840
jane come back jane needs one

9555
03:46:03,840 --> 03:46:06,000
it needs one when we first see

9556
03:46:06,000 --> 03:46:07,660
her because it's like

9557
03:46:07,660 --> 03:46:11,590
and it cuts in you know those

9558
03:46:11,590 --> 03:46:13,660
little guitar bits

9559
03:46:13,660 --> 03:46:15,790
great to get some interstitial

9560
03:46:15,790 --> 03:46:18,040
bits of like uh cybersmith cafe

9561
03:46:18,040 --> 03:46:20,100
and just put that to the little

9562
03:46:20,100 --> 03:46:20,900
guitar lick

9563
03:46:20,900 --> 03:46:22,880
and then it can cut into these

9564
03:46:22,880 --> 03:46:24,670
bits which i'm sure if we were

9565
03:46:24,670 --> 03:46:26,200
to look through the rest of

9566
03:46:26,200 --> 03:46:27,000
season one

9567
03:46:27,000 --> 03:46:28,500
the opening season of net cafe

9568
03:46:28,500 --> 03:46:30,100
we're probably likely to find

9569
03:46:30,100 --> 03:46:31,280
the format will have been

9570
03:46:31,280 --> 03:46:31,780
similar

9571
03:46:31,780 --> 03:46:33,700
for all the other episodes

9572
03:46:33,700 --> 03:46:36,160
there'll be a few more of these

9573
03:46:36,160 --> 03:46:38,140
scripted sitcom-esque banter

9574
03:46:38,140 --> 03:46:38,600
bits

9575
03:46:38,600 --> 03:46:41,130
i reckon well that that's a bit

9576
03:46:41,130 --> 03:46:44,300
of research to be done another

9577
03:46:44,300 --> 03:46:46,040
reason to just keep fucking

9578
03:46:46,040 --> 03:46:46,940
watching

9579
03:46:46,940 --> 03:46:48,350
them i suppose it's getting

9580
03:46:48,350 --> 03:46:49,700
late now though i mean i'll

9581
03:46:49,700 --> 03:46:51,110
leave it at this but you need

9582
03:46:51,110 --> 03:46:51,820
you need the

9583
03:46:51,820 --> 03:46:53,510
laughter just as you see jane

9584
03:46:53,510 --> 03:46:55,310
pity she's not full screen as

9585
03:46:55,310 --> 03:46:56,740
soon as we see her though

9586
03:46:56,740 --> 03:46:59,490
Andrew, is this Jane, the one

9587
03:46:59,490 --> 03:47:01,610
who said she didn't like

9588
03:47:01,610 --> 03:47:04,120
playing computer games?

9589
03:47:04,120 --> 03:47:06,120
Jane, come back.

9590
03:47:06,120 --> 03:47:07,120
Jane, come on.

9591
03:47:07,120 --> 03:47:08,120
Hi.

9592
03:47:08,120 --> 03:47:09,120
All right.

9593
03:47:09,120 --> 03:47:10,120
You don't like computer games?

9594
03:47:10,120 --> 03:47:11,120
They're okay.

9595
03:47:11,120 --> 03:47:12,120
Come on, come on.

9596
03:47:12,120 --> 03:47:13,120
How is that?

9597
03:47:13,120 --> 03:47:15,120
It's kind of fun.

9598
03:47:15,120 --> 03:47:16,120
Come on, come on.

9599
03:47:16,120 --> 03:47:17,120
How is it?

9600
03:47:17,120 --> 03:47:18,120
It's really good.

9601
03:47:18,120 --> 03:47:19,120
This thing is really good.

9602
03:47:19,120 --> 03:47:20,120
Tell us what you're doing.

9603
03:47:20,120 --> 03:47:22,020
Well, this is virtual reality,

9604
03:47:22,020 --> 03:47:23,790
and basically I had this little

9605
03:47:23,790 --> 03:47:25,360
puppy on my head, and I'm

9606
03:47:25,360 --> 03:47:26,580
looking through and I'm walking

9607
03:47:26,580 --> 03:47:27,850
through different corridors and

9608
03:47:27,850 --> 03:47:29,060
stuff, and I've got all these

9609
03:47:29,060 --> 03:47:30,530
aliens coming at me, and so I'm

9610
03:47:30,530 --> 03:47:32,140
moving forward, and I'm getting

9611
03:47:32,140 --> 03:47:33,560
them and going down sewers

9612
03:47:33,560 --> 03:47:34,560
and up ceiling tracks.

9613
03:47:34,560 --> 03:47:35,630
And you navigate by just using

9614
03:47:35,630 --> 03:47:36,760
your body, not a joystick.

9615
03:47:36,760 --> 03:47:37,560
And I move my body around,

9616
03:47:37,560 --> 03:47:37,960
exactly.

9617
03:47:37,960 --> 03:47:40,130
So as I move, I redirect my

9618
03:47:40,130 --> 03:47:40,960
angle.

9619
03:47:40,960 --> 03:47:41,960
It's pretty cool.

9620
03:47:41,960 --> 03:47:43,280
So you may not like computer

9621
03:47:43,280 --> 03:47:44,770
games or online games, but you

9622
03:47:44,770 --> 03:47:45,960
like VR games, huh?

9623
03:47:45,960 --> 03:47:46,960
Well, my heart's pumping.

9624
03:47:46,960 --> 03:47:47,960
I'm not a caffeine.

9625
03:47:47,960 --> 03:47:49,940
All right, Andrew, let's talk

9626
03:47:49,940 --> 03:47:51,760
about these guys over here.

9627
03:47:51,760 --> 03:47:52,960
You play-

9628
03:47:52,960 --> 03:47:53,960
Lovely.

9629
03:47:53,960 --> 03:47:54,960
Look at this.

9630
03:47:54,960 --> 03:47:56,480
Like a Renaissance painting

9631
03:47:56,480 --> 03:47:56,960
look.

9632
03:47:56,960 --> 03:47:59,960
Oh, it's got everything.

9633
03:47:59,960 --> 03:48:03,650
I don't know what she's on a

9634
03:48:03,650 --> 03:48:04,960
hold of.

9635
03:48:04,960 --> 03:48:06,590
I don't know what this machine

9636
03:48:06,590 --> 03:48:06,960
is.

9637
03:48:06,960 --> 03:48:09,600
And then, but that early move

9638
03:48:09,600 --> 03:48:12,340
into Andrew there was, was

9639
03:48:12,340 --> 03:48:12,960
funny.

9640
03:48:12,960 --> 03:48:14,160
I don't like computer games.

9641
03:48:14,160 --> 03:48:16,250
Like the energy of the banter

9642
03:48:16,250 --> 03:48:18,250
was, it hadn't yet reached

9643
03:48:18,250 --> 03:48:19,160
Andrew.

9644
03:48:19,160 --> 03:48:20,360
I don't think Stuart said

9645
03:48:20,360 --> 03:48:21,160
Andrew, so.

9646
03:48:21,160 --> 03:48:22,890
Games are online games, but you

9647
03:48:22,890 --> 03:48:24,160
like VR games, huh?

9648
03:48:24,160 --> 03:48:25,370
Well, my heart's pumping and it's

9649
03:48:25,370 --> 03:48:26,160
not the caffeine.

9650
03:48:26,160 --> 03:48:27,160
All right.

9651
03:48:27,160 --> 03:48:29,360
So we've moved all the way in

9652
03:48:29,360 --> 03:48:30,160
there.

9653
03:48:30,160 --> 03:48:31,160
There's a bit of a hanging Chad.

9654
03:48:31,160 --> 03:48:34,160
The cameraman went too early.

9655
03:48:34,160 --> 03:48:35,950
All right, Andrew, let's talk

9656
03:48:35,950 --> 03:48:37,160
about these guys over here.

9657
03:48:37,160 --> 03:48:38,360
Now you've played-

9658
03:48:38,360 --> 03:48:39,640
But if you want, it's grand

9659
03:48:39,640 --> 03:48:41,080
because, you know, as soon as

9660
03:48:41,080 --> 03:48:42,310
it hits Andrew on the end of

9661
03:48:42,310 --> 03:48:45,090
the, at the end of the Zoom, Shafey

9662
03:48:45,090 --> 03:48:46,360
is there.

9663
03:48:46,360 --> 03:48:47,360
Ready to come right in.

9664
03:48:47,360 --> 03:48:50,070
I'd say Shafey's always got one

9665
03:48:50,070 --> 03:48:52,270
eye on stage monitor as well,

9666
03:48:52,270 --> 03:48:53,360
you know?

9667
03:48:53,360 --> 03:48:54,680
Or he's going through the

9668
03:48:54,680 --> 03:48:55,360
motions.

9669
03:48:55,360 --> 03:48:56,910
He knows exactly what to do

9670
03:48:56,910 --> 03:48:58,160
from the Chronicles.

9671
03:48:58,160 --> 03:48:59,290
He's probably doing the Chronicles

9672
03:48:59,290 --> 03:48:59,960
during the week.

9673
03:48:59,960 --> 03:49:02,050
And then this is his down time

9674
03:49:02,050 --> 03:49:04,160
sort of fucking play time.

9675
03:49:04,160 --> 03:49:05,160
Play time, Stu.

9676
03:49:05,160 --> 03:49:07,160
Georgia Jones.

9677
03:49:07,160 --> 03:49:08,160
Thank you very much there.

9678
03:49:08,160 --> 03:49:08,970
All right, Andrew, let's talk

9679
03:49:08,970 --> 03:49:09,760
about these guys over here.

9680
03:49:09,760 --> 03:49:10,470
Now you've played some of those

9681
03:49:10,470 --> 03:49:10,760
games.

9682
03:49:10,760 --> 03:49:11,760
What are they?

9683
03:49:11,760 --> 03:49:13,150
Well, speaking about getting

9684
03:49:13,150 --> 03:49:14,580
your heart pumping, you get to

9685
03:49:14,580 --> 03:49:15,630
go skiing and you get to go

9686
03:49:15,630 --> 03:49:16,560
snowboarding.

9687
03:49:16,560 --> 03:49:17,990
And it's about as real as you

9688
03:49:17,990 --> 03:49:19,650
can get without actually going

9689
03:49:19,650 --> 03:49:20,760
onto the slopes.

9690
03:49:20,760 --> 03:49:21,860
I heard you actually had a

9691
03:49:21,860 --> 03:49:23,760
little experience with snowboarding.

9692
03:49:23,760 --> 03:49:24,850
A real snowboarding broke my

9693
03:49:24,850 --> 03:49:26,060
leg, so I'm going to stick with

9694
03:49:26,060 --> 03:49:26,760
those things.

9695
03:49:26,760 --> 03:49:27,760
Okay, great.

9696
03:49:27,760 --> 03:49:28,760
All right, so they're all-

9697
03:49:28,760 --> 03:49:31,240
When I was snowboarding I broke

9698
03:49:31,240 --> 03:49:33,530
my leg or a real snowboarding

9699
03:49:33,530 --> 03:49:35,370
broke my leg. Was it? Fucking

9700
03:49:35,370 --> 03:49:35,760
hell.

9701
03:49:35,760 --> 03:49:36,570
Let's talk about these guys

9702
03:49:36,570 --> 03:49:37,530
over here. Now you've played

9703
03:49:37,530 --> 03:49:38,370
some of those games. What are

9704
03:49:38,370 --> 03:49:38,760
they?

9705
03:49:38,760 --> 03:49:39,680
Well, speak about his real

9706
03:49:39,680 --> 03:49:40,760
experience with snowboarding.

9707
03:49:40,760 --> 03:49:42,330
A real snowboarding broke my

9708
03:49:42,330 --> 03:49:43,770
leg so I'm gonna stick with

9709
03:49:43,770 --> 03:49:44,760
those things.

9710
03:49:44,760 --> 03:49:46,030
Alright, so there are all kinds

9711
03:49:46,030 --> 03:49:47,280
of computer games to play, not

9712
03:49:47,280 --> 03:49:48,430
just the stuff we were looking

9713
03:49:48,430 --> 03:49:48,760
at.

9714
03:49:48,760 --> 03:49:50,770
Madden Stu on the old fucking

9715
03:49:50,770 --> 03:49:51,760
half pipe.

9716
03:49:51,760 --> 03:49:52,790
There, so you can go back in

9717
03:49:52,790 --> 03:49:53,990
your helmet. Go back into your

9718
03:49:53,990 --> 03:49:56,160
virtual world. Andrew, let's go

9719
03:49:56,160 --> 03:49:56,760
scoot. Alright.

9720
03:49:56,760 --> 03:49:58,580
We'll see you next week at the

9721
03:49:58,580 --> 03:49:59,760
Internet Cafe.

9722
03:49:59,760 --> 03:50:02,760
I'm doing pretty good in this.

9723
03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:04,940
Stu's gonna get on some fucking

9724
03:50:04,940 --> 03:50:06,760
skis. Virtual skis.

9725
03:50:06,760 --> 03:50:11,760
Thank you very much there SLID535CFO8B.

9726
03:50:11,760 --> 03:50:13,140
The Internet Cafe is made

9727
03:50:13,140 --> 03:50:14,760
possible in part by Intel.

9728
03:50:14,760 --> 03:50:16,460
One innovative idea always

9729
03:50:16,460 --> 03:50:17,760
leads to another.

9730
03:50:17,760 --> 03:50:19,260
Now there are connected CD-ROMs

9731
03:50:19,260 --> 03:50:20,750
that link rich multimedia with

9732
03:50:20,750 --> 03:50:22,060
related information on the

9733
03:50:22,060 --> 03:50:22,760
internet.

9734
03:50:22,760 --> 03:50:24,760
The connected CD-ROMs that one.

9735
03:50:24,760 --> 03:50:30,280
That was none other than games

9736
03:50:30,280 --> 03:50:32,760
on the net.

9737
03:50:33,760 --> 03:50:35,760
And that's watched.

9738
03:50:35,760 --> 03:50:37,760
And that's done.

9739
03:50:37,760 --> 03:50:40,440
Thank you very much for tuning

9740
03:50:40,440 --> 03:50:40,760
in.

9741
03:50:40,760 --> 03:50:44,400
To Stuart Shafey's Net Cafe Viper

9742
03:50:44,400 --> 03:50:46,760
Chronicles again.

9743
03:50:46,760 --> 03:50:48,980
Or Net Cafe Computer Chronicles

9744
03:50:48,980 --> 03:50:51,530
Viper website by Dara. Dara Miday,

9745
03:50:51,530 --> 03:50:52,760
I beg your pardon.

9746
03:50:52,760 --> 03:50:55,410
And CronsTracker2000 in

9747
03:50:55,410 --> 03:50:56,760
association.

9748
03:50:56,760 --> 03:50:59,760
Or 5000 in association with Stu.

9749
03:50:59,760 --> 03:51:00,760
I'm Stuart Shafey.

9750
03:51:00,760 --> 03:51:01,760
And Jane.

9751
03:51:01,760 --> 03:51:02,760
Twisted.

9752
03:51:02,760 --> 03:51:03,760
And Sam Lee.

9753
03:51:03,760 --> 03:51:05,080
And thank you very much for

9754
03:51:05,080 --> 03:51:05,760
that lads.

9755
03:51:05,760 --> 03:51:07,140
And yeah, we'll talk to you

9756
03:51:07,140 --> 03:51:07,760
later on.

9757
03:51:07,760 --> 03:51:09,760
It's the Intel Pentium Process.

9758
03:51:09,760 --> 03:51:10,760
Have we got that outro?

9759
03:51:10,760 --> 03:51:11,760
Have we got-

9760
03:51:11,760 --> 03:51:13,120
You wanna have that outro on

9761
03:51:13,120 --> 03:51:14,760
such a great encoded episode.

9762
03:51:14,760 --> 03:51:15,760
It's-

9763
03:51:20,760 --> 03:51:21,760
Just the-

9764
03:51:21,760 --> 03:51:23,760
No music, unfortunately.

9765
03:51:23,760 --> 03:51:25,150
They didn't have the balls to

9766
03:51:25,150 --> 03:51:26,760
go with the music for the end.

9767
03:51:26,760 --> 03:51:28,760
They went with the fucking-

9768
03:51:28,760 --> 03:51:30,760
What was this called?

9769
03:51:30,760 --> 03:51:32,760
Hunters or Hung-

9770
03:51:32,760 --> 03:51:33,760
Hungry Lads or something.

9771
03:51:33,760 --> 03:51:35,760
The Bike Men.

9772
03:51:44,760 --> 03:51:45,760
Full Throttle.

9773
03:51:45,760 --> 03:51:46,760
Full Throttle.

9774
03:51:46,760 --> 03:51:49,760
Don't know where I got Hungry Lads.

9775
03:51:53,760 --> 03:51:54,760
Hungry Lad!

9776
03:51:54,760 --> 03:52:05,120
Get it.

9777
03:52:19,700 --> 03:52:21,420
Today, the Dallas Cowboys and

9778
03:52:21,420 --> 03:52:23,140
the National Football League

9779
03:52:23,140 --> 03:52:24,660
present an American holiday

9780
03:52:24,660 --> 03:52:25,300
tradition

9781
03:52:25,300 --> 03:52:27,030
with a halftime celebration to

9782
03:52:27,030 --> 03:52:28,700
kick off the Salvation Army's

9783
03:52:28,700 --> 03:52:29,900
kettle campaign.

9784
03:52:29,900 --> 03:52:53,180
Joining Gene.

9785
03:52:53,180 --> 03:52:56,420
Jeff Bezos, ladies and

9786
03:52:56,420 --> 03:53:00,180
gentlemen. Jeff Bezos.

9787
03:53:00,180 --> 03:53:09,140
A piece of meat! Thank you very

9788
03:53:09,140 --> 03:53:16,180
much, Georgia Jones!

9789
03:53:16,180 --> 03:53:23,180
You're blessed, where's the...

9790
03:53:23,180 --> 03:53:27,180
My, my pizza slice!

9791
03:53:27,180 --> 03:53:31,180
Da da da da da da da da da...

9792
03:53:31,180 --> 03:53:36,180
You're blessed, where's the...

9793
03:53:36,180 --> 03:53:38,180
Twisted!

9794
03:53:38,180 --> 03:53:40,120
Thank you very much, Georgia

9795
03:53:40,120 --> 03:53:41,180
Jones there.

9796
03:53:41,180 --> 03:53:48,180
Crazy times!

9797
03:53:48,180 --> 03:53:52,180
Hello, my friend, we look in.

9798
03:53:52,180 --> 03:54:00,670
It's been a while, where's your

9799
03:54:00,670 --> 03:54:04,180
way to get?

9800
03:54:04,180 --> 03:54:05,180
Whoa!

9801
03:54:05,180 --> 03:54:11,180
My sacrifice...

9802
03:54:11,180 --> 03:54:17,020
Whoa.

9803
03:54:17,020 --> 03:54:17,520
Whoa.

9804
03:54:21,520 --> 03:54:23,520
My sacrifice.

9805
03:54:24,840 --> 03:54:27,960
It'll mean home I knew.

9806
03:54:28,600 --> 03:54:30,140
I put it back to.

9807
03:54:30,620 --> 03:54:33,140
It'll mean where I hit.

9808
03:54:34,420 --> 03:54:35,780
My sacrifice.

9809
03:54:40,980 --> 03:54:45,110
We also know there are no

9810
03:54:45,110 --> 03:54:47,420
unknowns.

9811
03:54:47,420 --> 03:54:48,990
That is to say there are things

9812
03:54:48,990 --> 03:54:50,320
we know we do not know.

9813
03:54:51,220 --> 03:54:52,700
Georgia Jones.

9814
03:54:53,880 --> 03:54:56,940
Can you take me high?

9815
03:54:58,520 --> 03:55:00,520
My pizza slice.

9816
03:55:00,860 --> 03:55:01,380
Wow.

9817
03:55:01,900 --> 03:55:02,140
Wow.

9818
03:55:03,140 --> 03:55:04,480
How's that even possible?

9819
03:55:04,740 --> 03:55:05,900
You know, you have to really

9820
03:55:05,900 --> 03:55:07,190
get into a variety of different

9821
03:55:07,190 --> 03:55:07,900
positions.

9822
03:55:08,060 --> 03:55:08,960
It's hard to track.

9823
03:55:08,960 --> 03:55:10,770
I suppose you could just move

9824
03:55:10,770 --> 03:55:12,950
the head around with the on the

9825
03:55:12,950 --> 03:55:13,940
computer there.

9826
03:55:14,000 --> 03:55:14,870
So you could just keep it going

9827
03:55:14,870 --> 03:55:15,280
around.

9828
03:55:15,340 --> 03:55:17,360
But even an owl wouldn't be

9829
03:55:17,360 --> 03:55:19,920
able to turn his head around

9830
03:55:19,920 --> 03:55:20,620
that much.

9831
03:55:22,620 --> 03:55:27,150
Can you keep me quiet while I

9832
03:55:27,150 --> 03:55:28,680
turn my head around?

9833
03:55:29,060 --> 03:55:32,080
Bumbling more mongo.

9834
03:55:32,820 --> 03:55:34,620
I'm someone I'm new.

9835
03:55:35,140 --> 03:55:35,720
Wow.

9836
03:55:36,340 --> 03:55:38,040
My sacrifice.

9837
03:55:41,000 --> 03:55:44,720
Feels like forever within my

9838
03:55:44,720 --> 03:55:46,980
heart.

9839
03:55:46,980 --> 03:55:49,100
A piece of meat.

9840
03:55:50,140 --> 03:55:51,420
Georgia Jones.

9841
03:55:51,420 --> 03:55:53,600
Thank you very much, Georgia

9842
03:55:53,600 --> 03:55:54,340
Jones.

9843
03:55:56,520 --> 03:55:57,500
Very kind.

9844
03:55:58,680 --> 03:55:59,380
Too kind.

9845
03:55:59,380 --> 03:56:02,300
That you gave to me.

9846
03:56:03,300 --> 03:56:05,160
Oh, I'm a real.

9847
03:56:05,340 --> 03:56:32,960
Uptown.

9848
03:56:32,960 --> 03:56:35,920
I feel safety.

9849
03:56:38,100 --> 03:56:40,460
And not down.

9850
03:56:51,200 --> 03:56:48,100
The facial expressions of the

9851
03:56:48,100 --> 03:56:57,000
women is completely out of sync.

9852
03:56:57,120 --> 03:56:58,040
The dancers there.

9853
03:57:00,580 --> 03:57:01,960
Look at how happy they are.

9854
03:57:01,960 --> 03:57:04,090
They probably come from cheerleading

9855
03:57:04,090 --> 03:57:05,560
because it's football or

9856
03:57:05,560 --> 03:57:06,420
something.

9857
03:57:06,420 --> 03:57:08,880
So they're geared and primed to

9858
03:57:08,880 --> 03:57:11,000
have real smiley faces.

9859
03:57:11,260 --> 03:57:13,820
But unless that was a directorial

9860
03:57:13,820 --> 03:57:16,250
style decision made by the band

9861
03:57:16,250 --> 03:57:18,760
to kind of have the juxtaposition

9862
03:57:18,760 --> 03:57:20,810
of unbridled optimism and

9863
03:57:20,810 --> 03:57:23,270
happiness with the cheerleader

9864
03:57:23,270 --> 03:57:24,280
smiles.

9865
03:57:24,280 --> 03:57:26,690
And then this heavy thank you

9866
03:57:26,690 --> 03:57:29,170
very much Georgia Jones heavy

9867
03:57:29,170 --> 03:57:31,440
kind of melancholic guitar

9868
03:57:31,440 --> 03:57:32,280
fluff.

9869
03:57:43,240 --> 03:57:45,000
Smiling ironically to Creed

9870
03:57:45,000 --> 03:57:45,620
maybe.

9871
03:57:49,080 --> 03:57:50,620
Double Bezos.

9872
03:57:51,080 --> 03:57:52,610
Oh two lads swinging around a

9873
03:57:52,610 --> 03:57:54,700
stadium on sheets with no tops

9874
03:57:54,700 --> 03:57:55,520
on is it?

9875
03:57:55,520 --> 03:57:58,020
To my eyes.

9876
03:57:59,020 --> 03:58:01,320
To Bezos boys.

9877
03:58:03,080 --> 03:58:09,040
Nice sound on that guitar there.

9878
03:58:09,040 --> 03:58:20,380
I just want to say.

9879
03:58:21,140 --> 03:58:23,040
Oh I forgot it had 9-11 stuff

9880
03:58:23,040 --> 03:58:23,540
in it.

9881
03:58:24,220 --> 03:58:25,610
We just go by the 9-11 stuff

9882
03:58:25,610 --> 03:58:26,260
there.

9883
03:58:26,440 --> 03:58:27,320
Oh there's a lot of it.

9884
03:58:27,480 --> 03:58:27,720
Sorry.

9885
03:58:28,980 --> 03:58:32,900
Oh but all the others.

9886
03:58:32,900 --> 03:58:34,900
We'll hear.

9887
03:58:35,940 --> 03:58:38,980
This bridge tears.

9888
03:58:39,660 --> 03:58:39,860
To my heart.

9889
03:58:39,860 --> 03:58:41,240
Good night.

9890
03:58:42,500 --> 03:58:44,040
Good night.

9891
03:58:45,200 --> 03:58:46,500
My sacrifice.

9892
03:58:46,500 --> 03:58:53,040
And that's a Christ like

9893
03:58:53,040 --> 03:59:00,260
scenario there as well.

9894
03:59:01,840 --> 03:59:03,380
It's just a bit much.

9895
03:59:03,940 --> 03:59:04,280
Right.

9896
03:59:04,400 --> 03:59:05,060
Good night.

9897
03:59:05,400 --> 03:59:07,120
And see you later.

9898
03:59:07,660 --> 03:59:08,900
And thank you very much.

9899
03:59:09,220 --> 03:59:10,180
And good night.

9900
03:59:10,540 --> 03:59:12,000
And see you later.

9901
03:59:12,560 --> 03:59:14,220
And thank you very much.

9902
03:59:14,620 --> 03:59:15,560
And good night.