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How could I leave you? How

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could I go it alone?

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Can you wave the years away

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with a quick goodbye?

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How do you wipe tears away when

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your eyes are dry?

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Sweetheart, lover, could I

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recover some of the joys I have

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known?

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Not to get your pills again

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every day at five.

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Not to make those dinners for

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ten elderly men from the UN.

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How could I survive?

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Could I leave you and your

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shelves of the world's best

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books?

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And those evenings of martyred

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looks,

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tryptic sighs, sullen flares

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from those injured eyes,

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leave the clips with a sting,

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jokes with a sneer,

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passionless lovemaking once a

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year,

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and the lies ill-concealed, and

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the wounds never healed,

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and the game's not worth

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winning, and wait.

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I'm just beginning.

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What?

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Leave you, leave you.

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How could I leave you?

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What would I do on my own?

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Leave me the cast.

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Leave me the cast.

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In the south of France.

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Would I think of suicide?

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Darling, shall we dance?

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Could I live through the pain

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on a terrace in Spain?

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Would it pass?

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It would pass.

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Could I bury my rage with a boy

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half your age in the grass?

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Sorry there, I had to turn down

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the gay.

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Can you just turn down gay a

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bit, please?

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It's too gay.

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Tell me how could I leave you

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when I live on a road?

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What was the thing?

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Someone was saying, did you see

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Pierce Brosnan in the tips

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earlier on?

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Pierce Brosnan's accent.

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I haven't heard it, and I was

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astounded.

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I was astounded.

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When I heard about it.

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I haven't heard it.

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It's going to be the first

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listen.

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Hopefully it's great.

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I will probably veer into...

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The idea was always to come

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back and stew it up.

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But there were two video

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suggestions earlier on that I

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couldn't tackle whilst I was in

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the middle of a real heavy

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Resident Evil situation.

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And one of them was Ultras in

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Galway.

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A video which someone has done.

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And I was actually in Galway

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that day, and I saw it with my

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own eyes.

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And hopefully I'm in the video.

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I'm not sure if I am.

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But I haven't watched Mobland.

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And apparently Pierce Brosnan

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does a funny accent in it.

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He did Taffin some time ago.

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And he did that maybe you

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shouldn't be living here stuff.

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But I have an episode of Mobland

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ready to go.

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Because someone said please

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watch the end of it.

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Maybe they have the clip on

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this article.

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Because I just googled the

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article.

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Cheese and beans.

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The episode Mobland.

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Or I just googled accent.

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Thank you very much.

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Cheese and beans.

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Conrad.

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Please tell me you've seen the

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clip of Roger Cook commentating

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over footage of himself being

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beaten by a guy.

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With an iron bar.

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I haven't.

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That might have to be lined up.

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In the Chamber, the Chamber of

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Commerce for later,

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Pierce Brosnan has defended his

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accent in the new Paramount

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Gangsta drama Mobland

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after viewers and critics

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deemed it utterly ridiculous.

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Now, it's always great when you

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hear that.

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What I'm hoping for is, thank

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you very much, Big Bleed and Bauran,

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what I'm hoping for is

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something which transcends Tom

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Cruise in Far and Away.

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72-year-old James Bonser stars

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alongside Dame Helen Mirren in

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the new...

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Oh, it's a Guy Ritchie joint.

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Brilliant.

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In it, he plays gangster boss

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and family patriarch Conrad

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Harrigan.

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It's so bad, says Patterman.

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Good stuff. Has anybody heard

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this?

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You heard about this? You seen

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this?

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It's brutal.

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It's going to be Cockney acting

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classes all over again. Can't

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wait. Had no idea.

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Harrigan is after you.

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I've seen clips. It looks god-awful.

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Yeah, he's had his Brosnan pierced

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as well.

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Which was a very, very

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controversial move for a man of

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his age as well.

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Just for a man to even do that.

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The actor has now addressed the

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criticism arguing his

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performance as the fictional

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Conrad Higgins, who is from

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Kerry.

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So he's tackling a, you know, a

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pretty nuanced region there.

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You can't fuck around.

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A piercing broke. Thank you

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very much.

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My own accent is very soft.

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I think he's from Navin or

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something.

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But I always, I never knew that.

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I always thought he was British

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or something.

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Ridiculous accent.

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Mirren's accent.

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Mirren's accent for its part

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takes in the lakes of Clarny,

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the rock of Cashel and Father

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Ted's holy stone.

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There's no clip.

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He looks like, uh...

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Plainview.

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I drink your milkshake.

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Hopefully he's bringing some of

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that sort of milkshake to it.

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Hopefully he brings the mil-

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His milkshake accent brings all

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the critics to the fore.

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And they're like, it's shocking

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if you heard it.

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And they're like, it's worse

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than yours.

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And Dame Helen Mirren.

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Why don't they get, why don't

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they just get people who are

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from the actual area?

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Adrian Dobbin, thank you very

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much for your tip there.

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Years ago, I was Chinese.

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It's like all the actors in

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Shenmue being played by someone

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from Canada.

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And it really is.

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Oscar winner Mirren.

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Brosnan, known for being

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British spy agent James Bond,

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was in GoldenEye.

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Tomorrow never dies.

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The world is not enough.

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And die another day.

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Is this the trailer, is it?

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Wait, I'd have to refresh that.

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Family man.

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And if you cross my family...

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This is just the trailer.

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This is the best they could

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have done to entice the viewer

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into the situation.

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This isn't like nine episodes

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into it.

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They took their foot off the

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gas.

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And things went tits up.

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Name's Conrad Harrigan.

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Family man.

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And if you cross my family...

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If you cross my family...

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I'm gonna fucking kill you, man.

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Well, you...

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Cross my family.

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Cross my family.

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And if you cross my family...

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Ponte Ponte.

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And if you cross my family...

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Well, you'd better pray.

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Please allow me to introduce

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myself.

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We shake the right hands.

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Break the wrong ones.

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I think we have a situation

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developing.

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We don't ask.

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You went to the fucking valley,

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see?

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To do the Kerry accent.

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You have to go right into the

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fucking Ronda Valley, you does.

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We take.

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And when someone forgets their

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place...

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I've got a man for that.

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Problem solved.

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My wife's the brains behind the

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charm.

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She holds me together.

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That makes her the most

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dangerous of all.

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The second you lose trust in me...

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Is the second this family turns

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to dust.

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Hope you get mad!

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So, are you with us?

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Or are you against us?

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I was puzzling you...

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Is the nature of my game...

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So they're living...

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But they're in England...

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Is it?

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It's not in Kerry, like...

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It's not in...

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It's not set in Ireland, no.

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It's...

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I didn't read the...

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It's in London, okay?

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If you cross my family...

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I'm gonna kick your fucking

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head in.

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Power is a hungry thing.

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And there's always a rat...

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Thank you very much there, Paul,

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not Peter.

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Looking to take...

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And Space Boy.

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It's mine.

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Who's this?

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The entire band?

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Oh, no, no.

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When combat gets going...

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I mean, I really...

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Yeah, come on.

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You can't...

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You're gonna...

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Wish you was.

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Nature of my...

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Mobland.

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New series streaming March 30th.

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On Paramount+.

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Well, that...

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That's...

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That's...

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Had a few interesting moments

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in it.

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And I've got...

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It's a...

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It serves well as a primer.

296
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Because...

297
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I have the end of the episode.

298
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The one that was linked in the

299
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,240
message earlier on.

300
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That says...

301
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Watch the end of the episode.

302
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The recent one.

303
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,100
And tell us what you think

304
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,560
about that.

305
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:27,720
I've got it here.

306
00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,250
Obviously, I can't play this

307
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,520
video on the screen now.

308
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,460
But just to show me.

309
00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,460
I don't want to...

310
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Yeah.

311
00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:33,960
I just don't want to get the

312
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stream taken down.

313
00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,320
But I mean, wonder...

314
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,240
If playing audio is okay.

315
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I think it could be okay.

316
00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:41,870
You're not at home washing your

317
00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:42,360
hair?

318
00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,580
I'll describe the scene here.

319
00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,080
They're sat around a table.

320
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:47,520
The crime...

321
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,220
Maybe they're a crime family.

322
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,340
Conrad is there.

323
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,220
So maybe it is.

324
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,340
He is the patriarch.

325
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,660
He's sat at the top of the

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table.

327
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:57,710
And there are some women around

328
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the table.

329
00:10:58,540 --> 00:10:59,230
Maybe his daughters or

330
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something.

331
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,320
Let's just let this roll and

332
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,240
see.

333
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,180
I came because I was invited.

334
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,100
But were you not a tiny, teeny

335
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,100
bit afraid?

336
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,600
Serafina, there's no need to be

337
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,060
rude.

338
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,360
So you get the call.

339
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,420
You do your digging.

340
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,210
Did you not think to call Jan

341
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:18,800
and ask,

342
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:19,520
what is this about?

343
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,250
Why does he want me to come all

344
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,560
the way out there?

345
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,120
Yeah.

346
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,340
Conrad is there.

347
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,360
He's chewing his food.

348
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,040
But it's the ladies who are

349
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,740
doing the talking here.

350
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,220
I mean, I don't have a skip.

351
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,970
Can't fast forward five, ten

352
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,100
seconds.

353
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,860
I didn't ask her.

354
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:38,780
Thank you very much.

355
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,520
Rosanna Davidson, who says,

356
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,560
Pierce sounds like a Brazilian.

357
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:46,130
Doing a traveller call out

358
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:47,460
video.

359
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:47,980
Why not?

360
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,620
Oh, come, come, Serafina.

361
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,780
Alice came because...

362
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:52,580
The moment here.

363
00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:53,580
I might have to...

364
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,580
Has anybody seen this?

365
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,140
It's episode nine of Mobland.

366
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,140
I just don't want to be sifting

367
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,300
through shit.

368
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,300
But I've been told it is the...

369
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,270
Why didn't they just change his

370
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,780
character to Welsh?

371
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:07,780
That would have been better.

372
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,260
Surely somebody said...

373
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,890
You know, pulled him up on this

374
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:12,860
during the fucking thing.

375
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,950
That's the real question, isn't

376
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:15,340
it?

377
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,140
Why...

378
00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:18,220
Why did you invite Alice, Conrad?

379
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,240
Sure there's hardly room for

380
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,150
another notch on the bed up

381
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:22,820
there.

382
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,320
Excuse me.

383
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:30,590
Number ones or number twos,

384
00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,340
Alice?

385
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:40,620
Tension is building.

386
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,460
Tom Hardy is at the table.

387
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:46,940
I can't really understand.

388
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,110
Obviously, I don't know what

389
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:48,880
the tension is.

390
00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,260
What the center of tension is

391
00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:51,980
here.

392
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,220
But we're still waiting on

393
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:53,940
something.

394
00:12:53,940 --> 00:13:00,540
Is it a scene you're looking

395
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:04,320
for, Maeve?

396
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:04,920
Is that it?

397
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,000
Turn it up!

398
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:07,980
No!

399
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,060
Speak up!

400
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:12,910
Alright, we'll just put that

401
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,800
back again.

402
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,940
I think the line was...

403
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,330
Is it a scene you're looking

404
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,180
for, Maeve?

405
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,300
Is that what you want?

406
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:20,680
Is it?

407
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:21,780
Turn it up.

408
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,240
Scene you're looking for, Maeve!

409
00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:27,780
It's...

410
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:29,460
That's actually up there with...

411
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,710
Maybe they shouldn't be living

412
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:32,320
here!

413
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,890
Active tabs get a brand new

414
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,440
look.

415
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:48,860
Taffin...

416
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:49,860
Maybe...

417
00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:55,590
What goes on in this town is

418
00:13:55,590 --> 00:14:01,060
none of your business.

419
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,350
As long as I'm living here, it

420
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:02,700
is.

421
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,290
Then maybe you shouldn't be

422
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,220
living here!

423
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,600
So he does have four...

424
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,860
Well, that's easily fixed.

425
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,280
Sorry about your ears there.

426
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:11,920
If that got...

427
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,460
If that blasted your ears off.

428
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:14,300
But...

429
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,160
I mean, he does have form...

430
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,540
In that sort of outburst stakes.

431
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,960
I suppose he was...

432
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,160
Known for being the cool...

433
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,260
Calm...

434
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,300
Collected, suave, sophisticated...

435
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:25,980
Shaken...

436
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,680
Not stirred...

437
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,620
Jimothy Bond.

438
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:30,380
But in certain other

439
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,480
productions...

440
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,400
He's gone full...

441
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:34,860
Taffin.

442
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:35,960
And it...

443
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,560
And it really sticks out.

444
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,520
It's none of your business.

445
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,810
As long as I'm living here, it

446
00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:42,160
is.

447
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,750
Then maybe you shouldn't be

448
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,680
living here!

449
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,320
Well, that's easily fixed.

450
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,720
Great stuff.

451
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,560
Absolutely great stuff.

452
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,870
And some brilliant suggestions

453
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,100
from the algorithm there.

454
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:57,880
Creed.

455
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,680
Full Thanksgiving NFL show.

456
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,260
Sakuba 2017.

457
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,800
Thank you very much for the tip.

458
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,100
You say,

459
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,180
Happy Birthday, Aidan.

460
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,540
And I'd like to reiterate...

461
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,540
That happy birthday sentiment...

462
00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:10,720
To you as well.

463
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,460
Thank you very much.

464
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,420
Let's just listen here again.

465
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:14,540
Ooh...

466
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:14,960
Ooh...

467
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,640
Hanley Man.

468
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,540
Thank you very much to...

469
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,660
His outburst here.

470
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,040
Is it a scene you're looking

471
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:20,840
for, Maeve?

472
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,220
Is it?

473
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,980
Is it a scene you're looking

474
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,740
for, Maeve?

475
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,320
Is that it?

476
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,600
Tell me now.

477
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,540
Speak up.

478
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,360
Tell me now.

479
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,300
Speak up.

480
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,320
I love people.

481
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:41,490
That sounds like it'd be a

482
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,200
great remix.

483
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:44,780
Is it?

484
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,060
Is it?

485
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,380
Tell me now.

486
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:46,780
It?

487
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:47,840
Tell me now.

488
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,060
It?

489
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:48,960
Tell me.

490
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,560
Wait a sec.

491
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,020
Wait a sec.

492
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,370
Is it a scene you're looking

493
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,100
for, Maeve?

494
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:55,680
Is that it?

495
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:56,980
Tell me now.

496
00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,520
Is it a Maeve you're looking

497
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,800
for scene?

498
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,560
Is that it?

499
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,600
Tell me now.

500
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:05,920
Speak up.

501
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:08,770
That could be a new

502
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:14,560
announcement for a tip, indeed.

503
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,940
But it does have a bit of a...

504
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,600
Like, hello, is it me you're

505
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,580
looking for?

506
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,770
Lionel Richie sort of a vibe to

507
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:25,220
it.

508
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:28,980
Hello?

509
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,600
Is it a scene you're looking

510
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,700
for, Maeve, now?

511
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:34,420
Is that it?

512
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:37,060
Eddie.

513
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,370
Why don't you tell everyone

514
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,460
here what you told me?

515
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,520
The pronunciation of the word

516
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,400
everyone there.

517
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,640
Every, every, every...

518
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,560
Eddie.

519
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,370
Why don't you tell everyone

520
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:54,780
here what you told me this

521
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,840
morning, eh?

522
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,230
About who it was that told the

523
00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:01,140
filth where Archie was buried.

524
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,300
About who it was who tipped

525
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,800
Richie off about Antwerp.

526
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:08,320
Hmm?

527
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,790
How the fuck have I stood this

528
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,140
for the past 60 years?

529
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,880
Because you fucking love it.

530
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,620
Dad bullets.

531
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,290
Besides, it was that cunt who

532
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,300
was supposed to be chopped off.

533
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,380
That's not brand...

534
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,000
There are some moments where it's

535
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,080
possible, though.

536
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:24,840
What?

537
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:24,900
What?

538
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:32,190
It's moving away into another

539
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:38,660
room now with Tom Hardy.

540
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,770
And he's about to get

541
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,100
aggressive, I think.

542
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,180
Can I have a look in your bag,

543
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:44,640
please?

544
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:47,930
Can I have a look in your bag,

545
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,240
please?

546
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,340
Can we not see this?

547
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:52,600
No?

548
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,620
I should warn you.

549
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:55,500
There's a...

550
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,420
It could get us taken down.

551
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,170
Tactical patrol coming through

552
00:17:59,170 --> 00:17:59,900
that door.

553
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,960
It could get us taken down.

554
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:02,460
I'm sorry.

555
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,220
And I don't...

556
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,220
If I knew...

557
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,170
If I knew how long this was

558
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,810
going to be, it's only a few

559
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:08,930
minutes left at the end, you

560
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:09,280
know,

561
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,280
then I would...

562
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,520
I'd skip to the bits, but I don't

563
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:11,920
know.

564
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:13,840
Cunt.

565
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,720
Someone just got called a C-U-R-G.

566
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,760
So that's the plan, isn't it?

567
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,720
Blood DNA.

568
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:22,780
Ironic, isn't it?

569
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,900
After everything Conrad Harkin's

570
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,890
done, he's going away forever

571
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,820
for something he didn't do.

572
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,950
Oh, don't look at me like that,

573
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:33,030
you smug-arsed, cross-eyed,

574
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,480
wrong side of the sheets, bitch.

575
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,320
It's just all over the place.

576
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,180
It's bastard.

577
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,160
You were made in a toilet, and

578
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,020
that's where you belong.

579
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,020
Carl.

580
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:49,600
Now.

581
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,520
You betrayed me!

582
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,440
You betrayed this whole family!

583
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,480
That's what it is!

584
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,760
Yeah, come on now!

585
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,560
It's looking good, actually,

586
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,260
this bit.

587
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,140
Now, he has stood up from the

588
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,990
table, has pierced, and he's

589
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:12,560
wielding a butter knife,

590
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,940
and he's pointing it at

591
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,900
everyone, and then Helen Mirren

592
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,620
has stood up, and she's about

593
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,940
to get tasty with a bottle.

594
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,100
Don't stand me up again, Piers.

595
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,200
Thank you very much there for

596
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:23,660
the tip.

597
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,960
You want to knuckle up, Harrigan?

598
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,240
Come on, then bring it up.

599
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,220
You want to knuckle up, Harrigan?

600
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,160
Come on!

601
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,580
Do the fuck yourself this

602
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,080
minute, if not sooner.

603
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,620
You've lost the head.

604
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,280
Everyone in this room knows it.

605
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,080
The whole of London knows it.

606
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,620
Face it, man.

607
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,460
It's over.

608
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:48,380
It's over.

609
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,260
It's over.

610
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:53,220
It's over.

611
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,890
The whole of London lost the

612
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:56,740
head.

613
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,400
Everyone in this room knows it.

614
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,180
The whole of London knows it.

615
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,740
Face it, man.

616
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:02,560
It's over.

617
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,640
Face it, man.

618
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:06,560
It's over.

619
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:19,900
The filth.

620
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,480
The filth.

621
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,200
Get the gun.

622
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,080
No, no, no, wait.

623
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:22,660
Sit down.

624
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:23,160
Sit down.

625
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,080
The filth.

626
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,570
And it's again, he's going very

627
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:27,040
Welsh.

628
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:27,840
Sit down.

629
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:28,580
Sit down.

630
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,660
Now wait.

631
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,820
I've got a good idea.

632
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,680
Well, I can't do a Welsh accent.

633
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:35,680
It kind of goes Jamaican, you

634
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:35,980
know.

635
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:36,780
Sit down.

636
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:37,300
Sit down.

637
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,380
Sit down.

638
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:38,760
Sit down.

639
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,080
Wait.

640
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:39,760
Wait.

641
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,840
Carry on as you are.

642
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:43,640
Just normal.

643
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,740
Nothing to worry about.

644
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,480
Just normal.

645
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,480
You're coming.

646
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:53,580
Come on.

647
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,420
Get the gun.

648
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,280
No, no, no, wait.

649
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:55,840
Sit down.

650
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,380
Sit down.

651
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,560
Carry on as you are.

652
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,380
Just normal.

653
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,420
Nothing to worry about.

654
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,980
Just a normal family.

655
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:07,340
Eating dinner.

656
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,070
Finny darling, would you pass

657
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,320
the wine, please?

658
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:11,760
Eat up, Jan.

659
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,500
Fill it up.

660
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,480
This is 40.

661
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,100
It's less than a minute and a

662
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,380
half left.

663
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,720
Oh, no.

664
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,560
No, it's gone on to the next

665
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,400
episode.

666
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,400
Calm down.

667
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:26,940
Sit down.

668
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:27,500
Sit down.

669
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,400
No need to worry about it.

670
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:37,400
Welsh and Kerry have similar

671
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:43,650
accents now that I think about

672
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,960
it.

673
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,760
But, I mean, you'd definitely

674
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,180
be able to differentiate

675
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,360
between the two.

676
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,130
Because if you always tell me

677
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,930
there that that was him doing a

678
00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:57,370
Welsher, then yes, I would

679
00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:58,120
believe that.

680
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,260
Come on.

681
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:10,100
Way back.

682
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,040
Less quality.

683
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

684
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,520
They're coming.

685
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:22,560
Come on.

686
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:22,960
Come on.

687
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,440
Get the gun.

688
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:24,320
No, no, no, wait.

689
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:24,900
Sit down.

690
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,420
Sit down.

691
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,600
Carry on as you are.

692
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,420
Just normal.

693
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,460
Nothing to worry about.

694
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:35,040
Just a normal family.

695
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,440
Eating dinner.

696
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,150
Feeny darling, would you pass

697
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,380
the wine, please?

698
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:40,820
Eat up, Jan.

699
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:42,540
Fill it up.

700
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,040
No, no.

701
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,390
It keeps on going to the end to

702
00:22:47,390 --> 00:22:50,480
the next episode.

703
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,560
Well, it's enough anyway.

704
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:53,320
It's definitely...

705
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,240
Fill it up.

706
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:54,600
Fill it up.

707
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:55,120
Me.

708
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:56,620
Here we go.

709
00:22:58,180 --> 00:22:59,540
It's ice.

710
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:00,800
Oh, God.

711
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,860
Fearless of the Saxon frown.

712
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:04,960
Oh, no.

713
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,540
Oh, no.

714
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,700
She starts singing in it.

715
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,860
It's actually worse than I

716
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:12,340
thought.

717
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:21,480
Just a normal family eating

718
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,760
dinner.

719
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:24,580
Finny darling, would you pass

720
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:25,740
the wine please?

721
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,180
Eat up, Jan.

722
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:28,920
Fill it up.

723
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,520
Police! Police!

724
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,420
Police! Police!

725
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,620
Police! I think the table!

726
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,700
Let me lose!

727
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:38,950
I'm arresting you both on

728
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,840
suspicion of murder.

729
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,040
You do not have to say anything,

730
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,180
but it may harm your defence.

731
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,250
If you do not mention when

732
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,060
questioned, something which you

733
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:46,980
lay to a line.

734
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,130
Or anything you do say may be

735
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:49,040
given in evidence.

736
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:50,190
Eddie, don't forget to feed the

737
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:50,560
dogs.

738
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,560
Mm-hmm.

739
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,100
Twenty men from Dublin town,

740
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:06,220
riding on the mountainside.

741
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,810
Fearless of the Saxon frown,

742
00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:13,980
twenty brothers true and tried.

743
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,700
Blood flows in the city streets.

744
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,460
There the green is lying low.

745
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:26,440
Here the emerald standard greets.

746
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,800
Eyes alike of friend and foe.

747
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,580
Fly the...

748
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,500
Little ball.

749
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:35,500
Police! Police! Police!

750
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:43,810
I do apologise. It seems to

751
00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,260
keep skipping the playback on

752
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,080
this player.

753
00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:47,970
I don't know why, but I mean,

754
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:49,440
it's not like we're missing

755
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,140
anything too good anyway.

756
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:53,200
That singing was very, very bad.

757
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,660
Normal my fan way.

758
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,320
Thank you very much.

759
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,840
By the city, brothers tried.

760
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,680
Join us on the mountainside.

761
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:06,320
Where we've England's partified.

762
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,360
Twenty men from Dublin town.

763
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:27,580
That was the

764
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:30,030
Sorry there, can't imagine the

765
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:30,440
visuals

766
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,480
Well, it was just

767
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,360
The two of them, Mirren and

768
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,400
Brosnan

769
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,460
Getting put away in the squad

770
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,600
Cars to be taken away on

771
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,800
suspicion of murder

772
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,420
No less

773
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,520
But then

774
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,880
They start singing together

775
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,480
And what's even weirder

776
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,120
Is the fucking cops

777
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,540
Let them do this sing-song

778
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:54,500
Repartee together

779
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,400
Before putting them

780
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,480
Into the squad cars

781
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,680
I'm just glad

782
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,420
That I haven't watched any more

783
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:02,720
of that

784
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,760
Or I haven't watched the

785
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,040
previous

786
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,000
Eight episodes, I think, that

787
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,300
are on it

788
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,680
Barney Teabag, thank you very

789
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,520
much for the tip there

790
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,000
LCD sound system

791
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,860
Stole the intro from

792
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:13,420
Milkway 1989

793
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:14,940
Red car, blue car

794
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,840
Velvet

795
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:21,960
That's the end of that episode

796
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,220
there

797
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,760
It's a Guy Ritchie joint

798
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,280
And hopefully there's some more

799
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:27,980
howlers

800
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,660
To emerge from that

801
00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:32,100
Alright, so I was in the

802
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,260
Oh yeah, someone sent this

803
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:33,560
video

804
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,040
Of ultras in Gaul

805
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,180
I think Hooliganism

806
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,780
Hooliganism is taken off

807
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:40,060
And

808
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:42,320
I only want to say it just

809
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:42,760
because

810
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,620
One, they said it was funny

811
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:45,620
And two

812
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:48,040
I was there on the day

813
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,140
Buzzing around Galway

814
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:50,840
And I actually

815
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,500
Ended up around Wood Quay

816
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,560
Around the same time

817
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:53,940
And I thought

818
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:55,560
Who the fuck are these lads?

819
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,320
And they had like flags

820
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,700
They were all dressed in black

821
00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,700
Hoods up as well

822
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,090
And like this sort of stuff,

823
00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:01,340
you know

824
00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:02,960
Doing all this

825
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,500
And

826
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,460
But it was just a

827
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,340
Nice

828
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:08,680
Hot

829
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,560
Warm day

830
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,560
Families knocking around as

831
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:11,840
well

832
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,100
And

833
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:18,200
And maybe I'm in the

834
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,420
Maybe I'm in the background

835
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,160
I don't know

836
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:29,600
So this is a

837
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,620
A vlogger called

838
00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:33,740
Or a vlogger called

839
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:34,900
Football Weekender

840
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,440
In Galway

841
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,620
Exploring the city

842
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,540
And exploring

843
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:39,980
The Connacht

844
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:42,860
Derby

845
00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:44,900
Galway United vs. Sligo Rovers

846
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,360
Jukebox Connors

847
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,580
Thank you very much

848
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,100
And Mike

849
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:49,580
Volume

850
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,420
Volume up

851
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,040
Francis

852
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,060
Your mic volume

853
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:52,800
Is too low

854
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,660
The video volume

855
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,260
Is too loud

856
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:54,880
Needs balance

857
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,760
And thank you very much

858
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,560
For letting me know there

859
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,720
I'll deal with that

860
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,620
Here

861
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:12,140
It'd be great

862
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,000
If I see myself

863
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,600
In the background

864
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,100
Of the video

865
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,480
Welcome to Galway

866
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Tonight

867
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:17,660
Is going to be

868
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:18,460
A really good one

869
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:18,780
It's the

870
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,580
Connacht Derby

871
00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:21,700
Galway United vs. Sligo Rovers

872
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,220
This is it

873
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,160
These Irish Friday night games

874
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,830
A fella from Manchester it

875
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:26,220
seems

876
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:29,100
Connacht Derby

877
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,120
In the sunshine

878
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,900
Are absolutely brilliant

879
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,040
I've lost count of the amount

880
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:33,440
of games

881
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,620
I've been to over here now

882
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,720
There's an island playlist

883
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,040
Go and check that out

884
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,800
And subscribe to the channel

885
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,480
While you're at it

886
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,060
And also give this video a like

887
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:41,620
Why not?

888
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,920
I'm really short on time for

889
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,360
this trip

890
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,860
I've only got the afternoon

891
00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:45,160
here

892
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,200
And then I'm heading home

893
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,450
Pretty much straight after the

894
00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:47,720
match

895
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,220
Thank you very much there

896
00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:50,780
Far Farrah for the tip

897
00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:52,180
And jukebox

898
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:52,460
Connacht

899
00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,080
So it was

900
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,140
It was a very hot day

901
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:56,580
Had to buy the factor 50

902
00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:58,420
Because it was ridiculous

903
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:02,200
And where are the seeds?

904
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,280
Thank you very much there

905
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,460
Omar for the tip

906
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:08,300
Relevant hooliganism begins at

907
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:09,080
6.25

908
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,750
The rest is the hymn just

909
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:11,700
hanging around Galway

910
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,340
But that's the interest though

911
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:13,560
Omar

912
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,740
Because what if I'm there?

913
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,730
What if I'm in the background

914
00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:17,060
of it?

915
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,600
Yeah I was down

916
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,960
I was on that street there

917
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:26,080
So this is the Cladda district

918
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,500
Behind me is the

919
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:27,980
District

920
00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:29,660
And there's the Cladda basin

921
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:30,320
over there

922
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,320
And the river Corrip

923
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,220
Just beyond that

924
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:33,820
And it was in this district

925
00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,870
That the club that is now known

926
00:29:35,870 --> 00:29:36,860
as Galway United

927
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,470
Was formed just under 90 years

928
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:39,760
ago

929
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,600
Galway United Football Club

930
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,070
Affectionately known as the

931
00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:43,660
Tribesman

932
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,520
Was founded in 1937

933
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,100
Came all the way from Derby

934
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,600
Thank you very much for the tip

935
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,920
there

936
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,960
It was Galway Rovers

937
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,820
In the Cladda district of Galway

938
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:52,820
The club's first significant

939
00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:54,400
Cladda district

940
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,180
A significant step onto the

941
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,240
national stage

942
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,480
Came in 1976

943
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,780
When they were invited to

944
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:00,460
participate

945
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:01,660
In the League of Ireland

946
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:02,860
Cladda quarter

947
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:04,200
Isn't there though in

948
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,860
Down by the Cladda

949
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:08,060
Or the Spanish Arch area

950
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,260
Did they rename that?

951
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,480
The Latin quarter

952
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,380
At some stage

953
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:13,960
Or maybe it still is called

954
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,300
that

955
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:14,560
I'm not sure

956
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,540
It's paved the way for their

957
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:16,200
full entry

958
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Into the League of Ireland

959
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:17,520
I just thought it's a bit much

960
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,340
Saying quarters and districts

961
00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:21,240
When you think of quarters and

962
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:21,940
districts

963
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,260
In these other cities

964
00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:25,140
And they are probably the size

965
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,140
Or if not bigger

966
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,820
Than Galway itself

967
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:31,840
In the 1977-78 season

968
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,340
Their debut match took place

969
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:34,340
At Terryland Park

970
00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:36,020
Against St. Patrick's Athletic

971
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,140
And Eamon DC

972
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:38,740
Who would later become a club

973
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,080
Your rhetoric will smother you

974
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,120
Thank you very much

975
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:41,120
Thank you very much

976
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,460
Scored their first league

977
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,200
Peace, Gem

978
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:43,840
Goal

979
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,800
Terryland Park is now known as

980
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,960
Eamon DC Park

981
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,600
In his honour

982
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,540
And is the venue

983
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,700
For tonight's match

984
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:52,240
In 1981 the club rebranded as

985
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,080
Galway United

986
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,000
The 1980s proved to be a bit of

987
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,240
a golden era for the club

988
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,560
In the 1985-

989
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,560
Hey, where is this?

990
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,120
Lingby

991
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,160
A cup triumph in 1991

992
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:01,640
Fortune

993
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,760
In 2011

994
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,320
In 2011 Galway United drew from

995
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,640
the league of Galway FC

996
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,480
Keyboard player from the charlatans

997
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,500
Thank you very much

998
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,200
Competed in the first division

999
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,600
in 2043

1000
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,660
Sorry, just going to skip on

1001
00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:16,570
Sorry, I hope you don't think I

1002
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,420
don't care

1003
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,760
I don't think anyone cares

1004
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,000
That I don't care to be honest

1005
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,520
About the history of this

1006
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,970
It's really just the shots

1007
00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:25,260
around Galway at the day

1008
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,240
When it was really hot

1009
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:32,760
Kimmage Express, thank you very

1010
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,260
much Big G

1011
00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:34,800
Ireland, it's safe to say

1012
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,980
Tonight's match will be eventful

1013
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,830
The weather could not be any

1014
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:39,760
better today

1015
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,130
So it is perfect conditions to

1016
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:42,200
go and check out the city

1017
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:42,560
centre

1018
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,170
And there are so many pubs in

1019
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:44,560
there

1020
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,050
I cannot wait to go and have a

1021
00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:46,960
little explore

1022
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,180
A little explore

1023
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,460
I thought he was going to say

1024
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:52,820
A little explosion

1025
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:55,340
I am down the Galway Latin

1026
00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:56,220
Quarter

1027
00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:58,020
I am down the clad of districts

1028
00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,050
I have just had a little

1029
00:31:59,050 --> 00:31:59,600
explosion

1030
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,540
And I hope nobody saw

1031
00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:03,450
I cannot wait to go and have a

1032
00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:04,600
little explore

1033
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,810
I have actually just done a

1034
00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:08,180
little explore

1035
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,280
I am going to have to end the

1036
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:09,560
video

1037
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,760
Because I have just done a

1038
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,700
little explosion

1039
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:17,980
Maybe, maybe I could be buzzing

1040
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,420
around in these seats

1041
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:26,920
No

1042
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:31,960
No

1043
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,900
No

1044
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:39,960
No

1045
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,420
No

1046
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:49,800
No

1047
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,440
No

1048
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,220
Sorry about that

1049
00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:59,340
I can see how this is rubbish

1050
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,880
For you

1051
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,740
But it's interesting for me now

1052
00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:05,080
What if I'm there at some stage

1053
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,300
No

1054
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:10,680
There it is

1055
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,820
Little explosion

1056
00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:20,060
Walked around the Latin Quarter

1057
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:21,620
and down Key Street

1058
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,980
The city is absolutely buzzing

1059
00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:24,460
today

1060
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,860
There's just so much atmosphere

1061
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,500
I mean it helps the sun is out

1062
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,390
I'd heard that Galway was real

1063
00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:30,120
party town

1064
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,000
Every single bar was so so busy

1065
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,540
It was just a really cool vibe

1066
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,440
It's just so much fun

1067
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,540
It just seemed like everyone

1068
00:33:35,540 --> 00:33:36,660
was having such a great time

1069
00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,860
Can hear different languages

1070
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:38,980
There's people from all over

1071
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:39,740
the place visiting

1072
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:40,920
Beautiful city

1073
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,570
I found myself a nice little

1074
00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:43,900
spot here by the river

1075
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,520
I am getting really hungry now

1076
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,960
So I need to find somewhere to

1077
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,160
eat

1078
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,830
Preferably somewhere with an

1079
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:49,600
outside area

1080
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,620
Because we've got to be in the

1081
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:51,020
sun today

1082
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:52,080
Let's go and find somewhere

1083
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,820
I got lured in by a pub

1084
00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:54,990
Which had a sign on the front

1085
00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:56,080
saying beer garden

1086
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,660
Went out the back to explore

1087
00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,740
And I was so glad I went in

1088
00:33:58,740 --> 00:33:59,060
there

1089
00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:00,340
It was really cool

1090
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,010
We had a lunchtime special deal

1091
00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:02,640
on in there

1092
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,640
So I went for the Irish stew

1093
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,800
Now I know what you're thinking

1094
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,860
It's far too hot for Irish stew

1095
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:09,480
But I was totally justified in

1096
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,180
my decision

1097
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:12,240
It was sensational

1098
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,140
And the bread

1099
00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:14,280
Oh my god the bread was

1100
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:14,800
unbelievable

1101
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,400
It was some sort of soda bread

1102
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,320
Tasted amazing

1103
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,240
And a really really good deal

1104
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,820
In such a cool place too

1105
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,160
I've come outside to this park

1106
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,280
Where it's a little bit quieter

1107
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,270
Although there's quite a bit

1108
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:24,920
going on behind me

1109
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,380
But it is the perfect setting

1110
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,500
for me to tell you

1111
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,080
How much this trip cost me

1112
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,800
Return flights from Manchester

1113
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,320
to Dublin

1114
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,880
Were 70 euros

1115
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,310
I've had them for probably half

1116
00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:35,260
that price in the past

1117
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:37,000
But I'm fairly happy with that

1118
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,140
Because I flew to Dublin

1119
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,400
I had to get the bus

1120
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,280
And that bus was 36 euros

1121
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,060
And it was quite a long journey

1122
00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:44,900
But it was fine

1123
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,540
I'm only here for one day

1124
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:48,010
So my accommodation costs on

1125
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,960
this occasion were zero

1126
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,580
The amazing lamb stew and a

1127
00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,840
pint of lager to wash it down

1128
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,020
came to 17 euros

1129
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,300
Pretty good deal

1130
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,730
And lastly the match ticket for

1131
00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:03,610
tonight's Connacht Derby was 18

1132
00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:04,160
euros

1133
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,700
Good value provided by the

1134
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,420
League of Ireland once again

1135
00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:09,300
All of which comes to a grand

1136
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,100
total of 141 euros

1137
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:12,300
Like I always say in these

1138
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:12,980
island trips

1139
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,110
I never spend any money on

1140
00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:14,860
accommodation

1141
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:15,620
Because I'm in there now

1142
00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:16,440
If you were here your

1143
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,180
accommodation costs

1144
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:18,610
But when you get weather like

1145
00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:18,860
that

1146
00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:20,320
It's fucking sound you know

1147
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,540
It's just that that is

1148
00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:24,160
Once in a life

1149
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:24,900
Not in a lifetime

1150
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,110
But it feels like a fucking

1151
00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:27,730
lifetime in between waiting for

1152
00:35:27,730 --> 00:35:28,020
it you know

1153
00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,030
I've bumped that figure up

1154
00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:29,480
quite a bit

1155
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,670
But it's still a really good

1156
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:30,920
deal

1157
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,140
I've actually got a bit of time

1158
00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:33,360
to kill now before the match

1159
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,200
So I think I'm going to explore

1160
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,090
Galway's pubs and bars a little

1161
00:35:37,090 --> 00:35:37,700
bit more

1162
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:38,700
And then head to the match

1163
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,810
Maybe there sorry I just want

1164
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:42,720
to see maybe

1165
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,470
His pubs and bars a little bit

1166
00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:44,800
more

1167
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,870
Walking by I wasn't on the pace

1168
00:35:45,870 --> 00:35:46,260
or anything

1169
00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:47,350
But I could have been walking

1170
00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:47,800
by you know

1171
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,530
I was definitely in the Wood Quay

1172
00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:51,400
location

1173
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,640
When it was kicking off

1174
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,540
Yeah I was around

1175
00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:02,420
There it is Wood Quay court

1176
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:06,180
This is probably what I was

1177
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:09,200
sent the video for in the first

1178
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,000
place

1179
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,360
They said have a look at the hooliganism

1180
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,020
For a laugh

1181
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:19,570
Why does he blur out the hooligans

1182
00:36:19,570 --> 00:36:20,440
there?

1183
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,620
Did they have like some sort of

1184
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,440
fucking dodgy banner

1185
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,890
That had a picture of a knob on

1186
00:36:24,890 --> 00:36:25,920
it or something?

1187
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:31,120
Were you scared?

1188
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:34,260
I was intrepid

1189
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,810
I wasn't going to get close to

1190
00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:37,080
it

1191
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,530
And I had the bike so I could

1192
00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:42,120
buzz away fast enough you know

1193
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,800
But I just

1194
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,540
I'd never seen

1195
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:49,440
Or you know heard that sort of

1196
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,700
scene around Galway

1197
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:54,320
It doesn't feel right

1198
00:36:54,320 --> 00:37:08,180
Oh fuck

1199
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:11,020
Someone's shades came off there

1200
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:11,580
And is he

1201
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:12,380
Is that a guard?

1202
00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:16,580
I think a guard is getting

1203
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:21,600
fucking stuck in there as well

1204
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,960
Yeah look

1205
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,620
The two boys came out from the

1206
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,580
side hatch there

1207
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,440
They came out ready and waiting

1208
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,400
Such a hot day to be wearing

1209
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,420
heavy pants

1210
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,780
And you know all black

1211
00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:37,760
Dressed in all black

1212
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:45,680
That's a Bulmers

1213
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,840
Right there

1214
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:52,380
Yeah they had flares

1215
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:54,840
I think the initial salvo was flares

1216
00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:01,040
Were they involved?

1217
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:01,480
Were they

1218
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,940
Were they trying to kick off

1219
00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,860
As well?

1220
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,780
Why do they always do that?

1221
00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:10,220
They're always doing that like

1222
00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:16,720
Like an embrace

1223
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,800
Like maybe they just want a hug

1224
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,700
But the communication breakdown

1225
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,940
The ham fisted attempt to

1226
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:25,220
Convey

1227
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,820
Their emotions to each other

1228
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:28,780
Results in

1229
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,880
Furious fist fights

1230
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,880
When really they just want to

1231
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,940
hug each other

1232
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,100
Captain Sack

1233
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,490
Thank you very much for the tip

1234
00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:37,820
there

1235
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:47,440
And that was some great strong

1236
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,560
arming

1237
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,900
From the guard there

1238
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:58,020
And it really is looking like

1239
00:38:58,020 --> 00:38:59,340
It could be an Adagio for

1240
00:38:59,340 --> 00:38:59,880
strings

1241
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,060
Situation

1242
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:04,280
A lad went flying there

1243
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,840
Bear with me here guys

1244
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,860
We just try and get this

1245
00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:09,220
We'll

1246
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,140
We'll fuck it

1247
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:10,960
No we'll play it through

1248
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,560
We'll play it through

1249
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,220
And then

1250
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,120
Go

1251
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,680
Adagio on it

1252
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:24,480
Frame by frame

1253
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,980
And that would be a sore

1254
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:26,900
Tailbone

1255
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,520
Situation the next day

1256
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,260
A sore

1257
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,580
Coccyx

1258
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,500
But uh

1259
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,180
This lad here

1260
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:35,160
The red jersey

1261
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:35,940
With the can

1262
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:39,480
Also

1263
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,840
Making some

1264
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,980
Interesting shapes

1265
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:48,540
Where I'll

1266
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:51,000
Decrease the size of my face

1267
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:51,300
there

1268
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,080
To uh

1269
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080
To get

1270
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,790
Give you the best picture

1271
00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:55,480
possible

1272
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:01,100
Came gliding in

1273
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:01,500
I'll play

1274
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,220
We'll play it through

1275
00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:02,880
We'll play it through

1276
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,360
And then

1277
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,460
Thistles

1278
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:05,440
Thistles

1279
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:12,840
And that was dodgy

1280
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,120
Look

1281
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,440
Who's that

1282
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,260
They had to put a blur on this

1283
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:16,540
fella

1284
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,040
And he's got a pair of Nike Air

1285
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,380
Max

1286
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:22,420
But I don't

1287
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,060
Are they real Nike Air Max

1288
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,420
Or are they a kind of a

1289
00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,800
An off brand

1290
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,360
With that

1291
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,490
Because that bubble looks a

1292
00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:29,060
little bit

1293
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:29,960
Suspicious

1294
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,980
The shape of it

1295
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:34,300
But he does have

1296
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,940
Great bounce in it

1297
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:37,720
He does have good

1298
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,360
It gives him extra bounce

1299
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,840
For the ounce

1300
00:40:40,840 --> 00:41:01,480
Now I was

1301
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,980
I was back over towards

1302
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:04,480
I was behind here

1303
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,160
You know where the green

1304
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,840
That little green area is

1305
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,540
In Wood Quay

1306
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,640
It's like

1307
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:09,660
It's like

1308
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,260
A little square

1309
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,360
I had just gone by there

1310
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:13,880
On the bike

1311
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,740
And I heard all this

1312
00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:15,480
And I just

1313
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,700
I

1314
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:17,740
Maybe I was there for

1315
00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:18,620
35

1316
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,880
45 seconds

1317
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,780
Before getting on

1318
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,360
I don't think I saw

1319
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,040
Any of the guards

1320
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:23,920
Which is a

1321
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,900
An interesting development

1322
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,980
From this video here

1323
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:32,400
Probably blurred

1324
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,060
Because of

1325
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:33,720
Bleeding

1326
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:50,100
Pre-match update

1327
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:50,700
I was just

1328
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:51,700
This is where I was

1329
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:52,660
But I didn't see him

1330
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,580
Walking to the stadium

1331
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,000
This is after it

1332
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,280
This is after he's done this

1333
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,380
A few pubs

1334
00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,920
Got to a few that had

1335
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,620
A lot of Galway fans in

1336
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,980
Just outside having a good time

1337
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:03,800
Minding their own business

1338
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,120
Sligo fans appeared out of

1339
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:05,540
nowhere

1340
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,460
Out of the corner

1341
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,600
And all hell broke loose

1342
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,160
They started throwing flares

1343
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,200
All over the place

1344
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,180
There's a load of back and

1345
00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:12,460
forth

1346
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,640
A few scraps

1347
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,360
The police

1348
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:14,960
Thank you

1349
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,480
Thank you very much there Adam

1350
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,100
For the tip

1351
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,480
Did I miss Hot Dog Wars

1352
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:19,900
You ask

1353
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:21,040
I didn't watch it yet

1354
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,440
Or I watched it the last

1355
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,460
Or last month

1356
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:25,020
Showed up out of nowhere as

1357
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:25,340
well

1358
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,140
So they must have called

1359
00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:28,240
And you notice the boats here

1360
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,560
The schooners or rowing

1361
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,580
There was some sort of rowing

1362
00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:35,620
Festival on down the river

1363
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:37,940
And it was

1364
00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:40,320
Chock-a-block down that road

1365
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:40,740
there

1366
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,600
You couldn't really get much

1367
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,620
room to manoeuvre

1368
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:46,380
So on the one hand

1369
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:47,300
You had kind of the

1370
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,000
Very cosy

1371
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Academic

1372
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,820
Upper middle class

1373
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,600
Possibly maybe vibe

1374
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,620
Of rowing clubs

1375
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:59,320
And peaceful sort of stuff

1376
00:42:59,320 --> 00:42:59,860
Going on

1377
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:02,180
And then only metres away

1378
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,060
These lads were

1379
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,520
Throwing flares of bottles

1380
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,760
And getting stuck in

1381
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,000
To the guards as well

1382
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,760
Yeti

1383
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,880
Thank you very much for the tip

1384
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,920
And Kimbo Slice

1385
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,720
Thank you very much

1386
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,270
A few fights between fans and

1387
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:15,700
police

1388
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:17,300
Absolutely crazy

1389
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,200
And wild

1390
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,660
I was not expecting that

1391
00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:19,920
You know

1392
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,880
I thought maybe

1393
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,640
During the game

1394
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,560
There'd be a bit of aggro

1395
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,460
Or maybe afterwards

1396
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,680
But looks like this is going to

1397
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:24,780
be

1398
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:25,860
A tasty one

1399
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:32,430
Thank you very much for the tip

1400
00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:34,820
of the game

1401
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,200
Thank you very much there

1402
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,600
Give Barley a knock

1403
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:57,520
No I wasn't there

1404
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,260
What were you dressing?

1405
00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,520
Just shorts and shirt

1406
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,060
I wasn't

1407
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:01,280
I was on a bike

1408
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:01,800
Like you know

1409
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,800
But I'm not there

1410
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,860
It's obvious I'm not there

1411
00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,240
It's a shame really

1412
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,220
If I'd have known this guy

1413
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:07,060
Was making his vlog

1414
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,420
I would have made a concerted

1415
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:08,840
effort

1416
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,760
To appear in it

1417
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,680
Just so that I could have

1418
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,580
Gone on the stream then

1419
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,760
And go look at me there

1420
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,820
Isn't it amazing?

1421
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,660
But it's not happened to me

1422
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,540
And I don't even know

1423
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:19,400
Who won the match

1424
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:36,140
We're one of these

1425
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:37,560
League of Ireland stadiums

1426
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,840
With tons of character

1427
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,320
We've got no stands

1428
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,160
Behind the goals

1429
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,040
There's only stands

1430
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,340
I'd like to

1431
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,460
Sorry Jimmy Riddle saying

1432
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:45,240
You need to pop up

1433
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,600
In random videos please

1434
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,460
It's just a matter of getting

1435
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,430
I suppose there's a lot of

1436
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:49,760
people

1437
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,580
Doing it nowadays

1438
00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:51,980
You know you think back to 10

1439
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,720
15 years ago

1440
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,300
Not as many doing it then

1441
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:56,180
But everyone's

1442
00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:57,500
Filming something now

1443
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,220
I just

1444
00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:01,120
It's a small town

1445
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:01,540
Galway

1446
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:02,460
Like I'm just surprised

1447
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:03,400
I didn't see this fella

1448
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,280
Doing his stuff

1449
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:04,740
But I mean

1450
00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,440
You don't even notice it now

1451
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,400
If someone's got a phone

1452
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,100
And they're just

1453
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:09,660
They're filming themselves

1454
00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:10,820
Or they're filming other stuff

1455
00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:11,800
You don't know really

1456
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,400
It's just everyone's at it

1457
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,740
Running the length of the pitch

1458
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,690
I suppose the way you go about

1459
00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:16,960
that

1460
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,300
Is just be out and about

1461
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,460
More

1462
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:22,320
When the weather is good

1463
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,640
Obviously because no one's out

1464
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,420
When it's pissing rain

1465
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:25,720
Here is lovely fields

1466
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,580
All around it

1467
00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,200
Helps that it's a beautiful day

1468
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,450
I am really looking forward to

1469
00:45:29,450 --> 00:45:29,920
this one

1470
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,140
Beautiful evening

1471
00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:32,560
Let's hope for a beautiful game

1472
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,160
of football

1473
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,260
Kick off time

1474
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:37,960
Let's go

1475
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:57,680
Yeah

1476
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:17,420
Bicycle

1477
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:18,580
Bike world

1478
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:22,540
Great bicycle

1479
00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:25,480
Great save

1480
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,540
He got down well for that

1481
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,960
Unexpected bicycle

1482
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:38,620
Half time 0-0

1483
00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:39,360
Game short

1484
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,520
I'm calling really

1485
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,080
Galway have probably been

1486
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,660
The best team out of the two

1487
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:44,720
Just by a little bit

1488
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,040
Maybe

1489
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,940
Sligo

1490
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:46,900
I can tell why

1491
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:47,600
They're bottom of the league

1492
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,860
They've not offered much at all

1493
00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:50,580
There was one over kick

1494
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:52,060
Which would have looked great

1495
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:52,560
If it went in

1496
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,220
But it didn't

1497
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,340
Galway have had a couple of

1498
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:54,760
chances

1499
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,880
From set pieces

1500
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,760
Balls into the box

1501
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,220
But yeah

1502
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,340
Shorten quality really

1503
00:46:58,340 --> 00:46:59,900
We just need a bit of a spark

1504
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:00,920
Sligo fans over there

1505
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,060
Have been absolutely brilliant

1506
00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:04,220
Unexpected bicycle

1507
00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:05,680
In the bagging area

1508
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,300
And I can't get a great look

1509
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:07,920
At the Galway fans

1510
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,770
Because they're in the same

1511
00:47:08,770 --> 00:47:09,300
stand as me

1512
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,060
But they're over there

1513
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:10,850
And they're making a load of

1514
00:47:10,850 --> 00:47:11,080
noise

1515
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:11,760
Fingers crossed

1516
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,560
We get some goals

1517
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,240
Because this game

1518
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,480
Really needs one

1519
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:42,480
*Police*

1520
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,740
You heard someone getting very,

1521
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:47,140
very annoyed at that goal there.

1522
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,610
I think they shouted, fuck's

1523
00:47:48,610 --> 00:47:49,060
sake.

1524
00:47:50,980 --> 00:47:52,540
Very annoyed at it, they were.

1525
00:47:52,540 --> 00:48:22,520
Oh, my God.

1526
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,340
New jacket on.

1527
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,180
He's got a brand new jacket.

1528
00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:26,960
He's got three different tops

1529
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,000
for the video.

1530
00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:33,060
Just adding a, I can't believe

1531
00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:37,020
what I've seen there.

1532
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,240
I've just done a little

1533
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:39,040
explosion.

1534
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,340
I hope no one saw me.

1535
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:52,720
Good job.

1536
00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:53,900
Good job.

1537
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:54,500
Good job.

1538
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:54,820
Good job.

1539
00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:55,500
Good job.

1540
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:02,480
Thank you very much there, Roisin.

1541
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,430
Do you know if Tommy has named

1542
00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:06,800
his toaster yet?

1543
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,600
Let's just ask the man himself,

1544
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,720
shall we, Tom?

1545
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,640
What's the story?

1546
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,760
Not too bad, Tom.

1547
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,960
Not too bad, Tom.

1548
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,080
Not too bad, Tom.

1549
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,160
There's this tip there from Roisin.

1550
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,680
Asking about your toaster.

1551
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,060
Have you given it a name?

1552
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,020
Yep.

1553
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:30,960
I've called it Terryland Park.

1554
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,470
Sponsored by Steel Tech Shed's

1555
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,540
toaster.

1556
00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:37,690
And I actually haven't sought

1557
00:49:37,690 --> 00:49:39,970
any official sponsorship by

1558
00:49:39,970 --> 00:49:41,100
Steel Tech.

1559
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,440
So if you're watching, Steel

1560
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,040
Check, Check, Check Steel.

1561
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:51,160
Please, please, send me money.

1562
00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:52,420
Thank you.

1563
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,080
Great stuff.

1564
00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:57,080
That's Silvercrest, the brand.

1565
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,040
And Terryland, the toaster

1566
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,060
machine.

1567
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,330
What an absolutely fantastic

1568
00:50:02,330 --> 00:50:02,700
name.

1569
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,380
And look at that first.

1570
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,080
A powerful header.

1571
00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:19,850
The ball is bobbing, bobbling

1572
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:20,600
around.

1573
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:22,600
Taken down on Thuy.

1574
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:25,880
Gone for a shot, a looping shot.

1575
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,180
And it's gone into the Steel

1576
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:29,400
Tech stand.

1577
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,260
And that's it.

1578
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:34,420
The final whistle is blown.

1579
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,220
The referee blows upon his pipe

1580
00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:38,040
of peace

1581
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,270
to signify the end of another

1582
00:50:40,270 --> 00:50:42,590
white-hot quality game of

1583
00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:43,920
football.

1584
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:48,880
And it's 1-0 to the Sligo boys.

1585
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:54,600
An away win for Sligo.

1586
00:50:57,980 --> 00:50:58,500
Sligo.

1587
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,200
Sligo.

1588
00:50:59,200 --> 00:50:59,600
Abu.

1589
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,640
How do you do?

1590
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,060
What a turnaround.

1591
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:05,500
He did a little explosion.

1592
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,700
Totally end-to-end.

1593
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,940
Chances for both teams.

1594
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:09,800
Sligo played really well.

1595
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,880
And they grabbed that all-important

1596
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,540
winner.

1597
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,080
The fans over there went

1598
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,160
absolutely wild.

1599
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,080
They've been brilliant all game.

1600
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,200
Galway didn't give their fans

1601
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,020
much to cheer about,

1602
00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:19,800
unfortunately.

1603
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,090
But the ultras over there have

1604
00:51:21,090 --> 00:51:22,280
been brilliant as well.

1605
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,620
It's been a brilliant day.

1606
00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:25,180
It's been a really good match.

1607
00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:26,720
Two great sets of fans.

1608
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,800
Two good teams.

1609
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:28,910
I'll be back in Ireland for

1610
00:51:28,910 --> 00:51:29,860
another game soon.

1611
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:30,640
Take care.

1612
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:31,650
And I'll see you on the next

1613
00:51:31,650 --> 00:51:31,960
one.

1614
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:46,560
Unbelievable stuff, huh?

1615
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,380
Absolutely unbelievable stuff.

1616
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,960
Disgraceful scenes, though.

1617
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:51,640
At Dundalk FC.

1618
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,080
I own the fucking planet.

1619
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,720
Someone's done like an AI

1620
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,620
thumbnail

1621
00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:57,480
of the man in the cook report,

1622
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,500
Hot Dog Wars.

1623
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,430
You know, the Greek fella at,

1624
00:52:00,430 --> 00:52:00,660
uh,

1625
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:03,310
wherever the fuck that was in

1626
00:52:03,310 --> 00:52:04,340
London.

1627
00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:07,480
Piccadilly Circus or Leicester

1628
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,280
Square

1629
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,460
and Roger Cook says,

1630
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,780
do you, what, so you own,

1631
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,230
you own this area around Leicester

1632
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:13,040
Square, is it?

1633
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:13,400
And he goes,

1634
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,560
me, I run the fucking planet,

1635
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,200
mate.

1636
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,710
I run, I don't, I run the

1637
00:52:17,710 --> 00:52:18,400
planet.

1638
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,520
And he's just,

1639
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:22,590
and this is the one that we

1640
00:52:22,590 --> 00:52:23,320
watched

1641
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,560
maybe a few months ago,

1642
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,080
but they've, they've since gone

1643
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,340
back

1644
00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:30,080
and they've done a brand new

1645
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:30,800
thumbnail

1646
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,780
for the planet man,

1647
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:33,920
the burger planet man.

1648
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:35,680
Uh, let's just see that,

1649
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:36,580
actually.

1650
00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:38,220
We, if we go back to that.

1651
00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:39,540
Oh yeah, sorry.

1652
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,480
Before that,

1653
00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:42,340
we have to adagio it up

1654
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:43,720
with these lads.

1655
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:45,360
It's always a great, great

1656
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:46,080
situation.

1657
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,160
It's been done so many times,

1658
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,780
but it has to be done again.

1659
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,620
It's fantastic.

1660
00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:51,360
You know, it's the,

1661
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,090
the Vienna Philharmonic

1662
00:52:54,090 --> 00:52:55,280
Orchestra

1663
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,700
and Gustavo Dudamel

1664
00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:00,580
with Barber's adagio for

1665
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:01,200
strings.

1666
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,720
Just skip to the right moment

1667
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,440
here

1668
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,000
where we see the fighting

1669
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,160
beginning here.

1670
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:10,410
He seems to know his way around

1671
00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:10,980
the block.

1672
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,060
How about you?

1673
00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:15,260
Thank you very much there,

1674
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:15,860
Daniel.

1675
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:16,580
Dan.

1676
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,800
Great, great stuff.

1677
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,380
A bit, bit loud there.

1678
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,580
I will not allow anyone

1679
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,680
to steal my work on the G-Virus.

1680
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,960
On the G-Virus.

1681
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,740
Punctuated there by,

1682
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,600
I will not allow anyone

1683
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,340
to steal my work on the G-Virus.

1684
00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,760
Uh, plum job.

1685
00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:55,090
Thank you very much there for

1686
00:53:55,090 --> 00:53:55,480
the tip.

1687
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,960
My cat Amy wants to know

1688
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,620
if you'll play Warzone again.

1689
00:53:58,720 --> 00:53:59,160
Go to my gut.

1690
00:53:59,180 --> 00:54:01,180
I don't think I want to go back

1691
00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:02,380
into that fucking trap.

1692
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,770
Thank you very much though for

1693
00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:05,160
the tip.

1694
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,120
And I got the win, you know.

1695
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:08,260
You all seen it.

1696
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:09,520
Everyone's seen it.

1697
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:10,620
We all remember it.

1698
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:16,320
Ivory legs.

1699
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:19,520
Vietnam.

1700
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:21,440
Wood key.

1701
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,800
Look at that fella there.

1702
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:23,880
The way he goes.

1703
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,540
It's like he goes like this.

1704
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,980
You can see that again.

1705
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:33,400
This fella,

1706
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,820
and he's one of the old books.

1707
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:35,700
He's like an angel.

1708
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,680
The wood key angel look.

1709
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,220
Ha ha ha ha.

1710
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,120
There we go.

1711
00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:49,300
Lovely stuff.

1712
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:01,360
And that's one lad with a

1713
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,440
bottle of Comora Spring.

1714
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:06,220
From Tesco or Aldi or Lidl.

1715
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:09,340
You need the hydration.

1716
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,220
On the day that was in it,

1717
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:12,360
you need the hydration.

1718
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,920
And here the guards come in.

1719
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,640
Lovely just dancing.

1720
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,100
Lads dancing around.

1721
00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:28,240
Throw down.

1722
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:29,920
Oh.

1723
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:30,120
Oh.

1724
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:31,780
Throw down.

1725
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:33,620
Someone's shades came off as

1726
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:34,200
well.

1727
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,040
Boom.

1728
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:42,400
Full spectrum CBD socks.

1729
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:46,760
Boom.

1730
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:49,760
Cheeky boy.

1731
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:53,720
What's he putting in the pocket.

1732
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:53,720
What's he putting in the pocket?

1733
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:55,800
Maybe.

1734
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:56,880
Hopefully no.

1735
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,140
I mean this,

1736
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:58,600
this is,

1737
00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:58,980
uh,

1738
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,460
obviously I'm having a laugh

1739
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:00,920
here.

1740
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,650
I have no idea whether or not

1741
00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:04,620
anybody got hurt or indeed.

1742
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,460
Hopefully nobody got hurt.

1743
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
I'm not making light of that.

1744
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,770
I'm not making light of any of

1745
00:56:08,770 --> 00:56:09,040
that.

1746
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,260
I just think it's funny when lads

1747
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,900
are fighting to put this music

1748
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,520
to it.

1749
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:13,640
I,

1750
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:13,840
I,

1751
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,160
I do it all the time.

1752
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,320
It's nothing new.

1753
00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:21,510
And my deepest sympathies do go

1754
00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:22,860
out to anyone who did.

1755
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:26,400
Get hurt.

1756
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:37,130
That must be the name of their

1757
00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:37,920
crew,

1758
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:38,620
their sock,

1759
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:40,040
their soccer firm.

1760
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,540
The company.

1761
00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:44,600
The company.

1762
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,860
Some nice dancing here.

1763
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,910
This is a great hold that fella

1764
00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:02,460
has.

1765
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,900
This guy has a good,

1766
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,190
the guard has a great hold on

1767
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:06,580
this,

1768
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:07,680
but you know by the size of

1769
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,720
this fella's calves,

1770
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,480
he's a big fella.

1771
00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:12,600
And then you have a balaclava

1772
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,760
man here as well.

1773
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,060
Basically battle uniforms.

1774
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:28,640
Somebody says.

1775
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:49,040
I think one lad in a midst the,

1776
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,710
the chaos and pain has the

1777
00:57:51,710 --> 00:57:54,880
wherewithal to tie back up his

1778
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,520
shoelaces.

1779
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:56,940
Maybe.

1780
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:58,840
What's going on here?

1781
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,000
Something is on his shoe.

1782
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,020
That's not a,

1783
00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:03,280
that,

1784
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,310
you don't want to be in that

1785
00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:05,440
position when it's all going

1786
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:05,800
off,

1787
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,060
you know,

1788
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,440
you end up getting your fucking

1789
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,340
cabbage cracked.

1790
00:58:11,140 --> 00:58:12,620
COVID-19.

1791
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:15,500
COVID-19.

1792
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,960
Variant of concern.

1793
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:19,540
Stormy three.

1794
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:20,400
Thank you very much.

1795
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,960
A flare under the van.

1796
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:22,540
Where's that?

1797
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:23,700
Oh yeah.

1798
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:30,770
He's got one in his pocket

1799
00:58:30,770 --> 00:58:34,540
there as well,

1800
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:35,960
or maybe a flag or something.

1801
00:58:35,960 --> 00:59:05,940
Oh yeah.

1802
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:06,780
Love the jumping.

1803
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,200
Haka-esque.

1804
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:28,600
And that's Galway parking meter

1805
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,040
there,

1806
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,940
1057 Wad, Wood Key.

1807
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,800
And this is the Wood Key crew,

1808
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,780
maybe.

1809
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:44,000
And look at that flare under

1810
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,540
the van there as well,

1811
00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:51,040
on a hot, hot summer's day in

1812
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:51,840
May,

1813
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,040
in Galway.

1814
00:59:54,040 --> 01:00:07,880
It's cooling down.

1815
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:21,940
It's cooling down.

1816
01:00:21,940 --> 01:00:23,480
It's simmering down, but look

1817
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,050
at the power stance there on

1818
01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:26,740
the guard who comes through

1819
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:27,900
with the stick.

1820
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:39,520
Ready to give stick.

1821
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:39,540
Ready to give stick.

1822
01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:54,160
Swan flake.

1823
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:54,160
Swan flake.

1824
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,800
The ballet of it.

1825
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,220
The mystical ballet.

1826
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,080
Hooliganism.

1827
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,520
Otherwise known as swan.

1828
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,960
Ready to give a flaking with

1829
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,580
the bat.

1830
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,820
This is swan flake.

1831
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:09,840
This.

1832
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:12,680
Is real.

1833
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:24,440
This is lovely.

1834
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:38,420
This is lovely.

1835
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:39,040
Banksy.

1836
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:39,360
Banksy look.

1837
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,440
Wall and peace.

1838
01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,300
The unarmed soldier.

1839
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,980
The unnamed soldier.

1840
01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:51,620
Look at this throw here.

1841
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,220
Thank you.

1842
01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:53,720
Look at the ballet.

1843
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,120
The majesticism of the flares.

1844
01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:58,540
It floats through the air.

1845
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,310
The contrast of the red on the

1846
01:02:01,310 --> 01:02:02,000
sky.

1847
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,100
Bright blue background.

1848
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,630
And the lovely colors of the

1849
01:02:05,630 --> 01:02:07,400
buildings in Galway as well.

1850
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,260
Just as...

1851
01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:10,610
You don't see this sort of

1852
01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:12,000
stuff often.

1853
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,330
Thank you very much, their

1854
01:02:17,330 --> 01:02:18,800
infamous Salt Hill gang.

1855
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,800
Just get me answers and fast.

1856
01:02:31,060 --> 01:02:32,920
Now this is my ass on the line.

1857
01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:36,180
Thank you very much, their

1858
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:37,780
Black Tom.

1859
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,840
It's just like Platoon, you see.

1860
01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:53,660
Lovely stuff.

1861
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,020
Then this last.

1862
01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:10,200
Just done an explosion.

1863
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:14,290
And it's Willem Dafoe from Platoon

1864
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,640
as well.

1865
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,670
Just done a little explosion

1866
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:23,740
down the Quadra district.

1867
01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:36,130
And got a little tasty down in

1868
01:03:36,130 --> 01:03:42,960
Woodkey district Latin Quarter.

1869
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,080
The Woodkey Latin District

1870
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,660
Quarter's on fire.

1871
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:53,200
Fire.

1872
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,990
And that's enough of that, I

1873
01:03:54,990 --> 01:03:55,780
suppose.

1874
01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:57,580
That's us done and dusted, isn't

1875
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:57,940
it?

1876
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,240
That is us.

1877
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,700
Done and done.

1878
01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:03,900
Adagio for strings.

1879
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,990
And thank you very much whoever

1880
01:04:06,990 --> 01:04:08,890
sent that in as the message

1881
01:04:08,890 --> 01:04:11,000
attached to their tip earlier

1882
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,070
on when I fucking barnstormed

1883
01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:15,320
the fuck out of Resident Evil 2

1884
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:16,260
remake.

1885
01:04:16,660 --> 01:04:19,000
Jill Valentine, Claire Redfield

1886
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:19,960
remake edition.

1887
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:24,240
Would it be funny if then it

1888
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,350
had gone down to the rowing

1889
01:04:26,350 --> 01:04:28,870
club down the water there, the

1890
01:04:28,870 --> 01:04:31,250
weir or whatever the fuck that

1891
01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:31,840
is.

1892
01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,280
And then seeing some of the rowing

1893
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,280
ultras of the rowing club.

1894
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,360
There wouldn't really have been

1895
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:40,220
any though, you know.

1896
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,720
But that's that.

1897
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:50,040
A triage of rowboats.

1898
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,420
Rowing club are off this lot.

1899
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,580
We move on anyway.

1900
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:08,360
We move on.

1901
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:12,280
To brighter pastures.

1902
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,840
The pasture known as Stewland.

1903
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,770
In association with Dara Dermody's

1904
01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:22,140
Viper Chronicles website.

1905
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,960
As well as the Kranz Tracker

1906
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,840
5000.

1907
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,740
By your man Sam Lee.

1908
01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:34,060
If we just can open that one up

1909
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:35,020
as well.

1910
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:48,920
We can turn off Patagio.

1911
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:52,980
Possibly less violent.

1912
01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:53,680
We'll see.

1913
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:54,300
We don't know.

1914
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:56,450
I haven't seen any hooliganism

1915
01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:58,620
in either Computer Chronicles

1916
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,800
or Netcafé in my lifetime.

1917
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,880
I'm Stuart Shafé.

1918
01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:03,620
Twisted.

1919
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,360
I'm Stuart Shafé.

1920
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,160
Twisted.

1921
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:07,920
I'm Stuart Shafé.

1922
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:11,010
I need to adjust my monitor

1923
01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:14,860
here because it's too bright.

1924
01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,840
If there's anyone who

1925
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,780
definitely has a recommendation

1926
01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:20,800
for one.

1927
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,080
Then let me know.

1928
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,260
But I'm going off vibes.

1929
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,560
As they say nowadays.

1930
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,720
I'm going to base it on vibes.

1931
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,900
Of the thumbnail.

1932
01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:33,340
Seasons of the thumbnail.

1933
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,640
Season one's the one for me

1934
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:36,740
says Shinra.

1935
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,500
But I mean it's an early days

1936
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,180
thing.

1937
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:41,410
I think I'd prefer to watch the

1938
01:06:41,410 --> 01:06:42,000
80s.

1939
01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:43,180
The early days ones.

1940
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,780
During the day.

1941
01:06:46,180 --> 01:06:47,660
But on an evening.

1942
01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:51,300
I kind of like the giddiness of

1943
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:55,280
the fast paced later late 90s.

1944
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,320
Smash in a 1994.

1945
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,200
Smash in a 1994.

1946
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,560
Says no jaw.

1947
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,540
Jimmy let's have a look at that.

1948
01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:05,560
We have two seasons which transversed

1949
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:06,100
her.

1950
01:07:07,340 --> 01:07:09,080
Transcended 1994.

1951
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:09,740
Thank you.

1952
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,100
It was a 1993-94 season.

1953
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,690
And then there was the 94-95

1954
01:07:13,690 --> 01:07:14,200
season.

1955
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:15,810
Thank you very much there my

1956
01:07:15,810 --> 01:07:16,260
cat.

1957
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:17,020
Amy.

1958
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,560
Thoughts on ice lollies.

1959
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,980
They're great on a hot day.

1960
01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:24,280
Atra 1993.

1961
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:24,960
Barcelona.

1962
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:26,760
After buying some new clobber.

1963
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:27,480
Holy fuck.

1964
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,400
I've got boys to come pointing.

1965
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:30,180
I want the whole town to see me.

1966
01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:34,380
CD-ROM.

1967
01:07:34,900 --> 01:07:35,980
Or CD-Ron.

1968
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,660
Thank you very, very much.

1969
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:39,180
For your tip.

1970
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,700
For your Ron Bon Jovi there.

1971
01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:41,100
Howie.

1972
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,560
I just had to inform you that I've

1973
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,080
successfully managed to insert.

1974
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,150
The computer chronicles into

1975
01:07:46,150 --> 01:07:47,880
several business meetings and

1976
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,700
engagements.

1977
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:49,400
A stew.

1978
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,160
A dadge.

1979
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,330
Has sealed the deal many times

1980
01:07:52,330 --> 01:07:52,880
now.

1981
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,200
Thank you very, very much.

1982
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,460
Ron Bon.

1983
01:07:58,060 --> 01:07:58,780
Jovi.

1984
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:01,200
A dadgeo.

1985
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,400
CD-Ron.

1986
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:05,300
Strings.

1987
01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:07,770
I realize that that really isn't

1988
01:08:07,770 --> 01:08:09,960
enough to warrant a thank you

1989
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,340
for what that.

1990
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,880
What you just tipped there.

1991
01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:13,780
But thank you very much.

1992
01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:15,110
Let's see what we can get out

1993
01:08:15,110 --> 01:08:15,560
of this.

1994
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:17,290
We know we can always get a

1995
01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:19,020
good result out of this.

1996
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:19,880
And what's more.

1997
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:21,800
We've been furnished with the

1998
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,490
details of what we have and

1999
01:08:23,490 --> 01:08:24,620
haven't seen.

2000
01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:25,460
So I mean it's.

2001
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,540
It's a new era really.

2002
01:08:27,660 --> 01:08:28,850
I thought that this might have

2003
01:08:28,850 --> 01:08:29,560
been waning.

2004
01:08:29,980 --> 01:08:30,900
Or at least you know.

2005
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,610
We would have done a fucking

2006
01:08:32,610 --> 01:08:33,600
number on it.

2007
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,070
By not keeping track of which

2008
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,280
ones have been seen.

2009
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,640
But it's all here.

2010
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:38,680
Now.

2011
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,000
The last tip there was CD-Ron.

2012
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,380
It maybe is a sign to look at.

2013
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:45,920
When you think about.

2014
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:47,720
CD-ROM software.

2015
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:48,800
From 1994.

2016
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:50,360
Dara Dermody.

2017
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:50,940
Thank you very much.

2018
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:51,440
Just Joy.

2019
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:52,320
Did I miss anything?

2020
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,340
Not at all.

2021
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,160
There it is.

2022
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:57,360
Just us looking at the accent

2023
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:57,860
in.

2024
01:08:58,320 --> 01:08:59,600
The fucking mobster accent.

2025
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:00,700
It sounds well.

2026
01:09:00,780 --> 01:09:01,700
It sounds like Tom Jones where

2027
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:02,660
he's meant to be from Kerry or

2028
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:03,200
something.

2029
01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:04,800
Pierce Brosnan.

2030
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:05,920
And then.

2031
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,940
A dagio for lads.

2032
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:10,500
Or swan flake.

2033
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,540
A ballet.

2034
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,790
And a new modern urban take on

2035
01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:16,040
ballet.

2036
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,480
By lads from Sligo.

2037
01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:20,260
Literal Sligo boys.

2038
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:21,760
And guards.

2039
01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:22,920
With batons.

2040
01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:24,340
Sticks.

2041
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,280
Night sticks.

2042
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:26,800
And other lads as well.

2043
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:27,700
But let's not forget.

2044
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,440
Even though it was.

2045
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:31,600
The Sligo boys who went hard on

2046
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,120
it.

2047
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,600
Let's not forget.

2048
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,000
How open to suggestion.

2049
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:37,700
Some.

2050
01:09:38,660 --> 01:09:40,040
Galway Ho lads were.

2051
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:41,340
Doing this.

2052
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:42,940
The open arms.

2053
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,500
The angel of wood key.

2054
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:46,680
Right here.

2055
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,060
He's lucky he didn't get his

2056
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:49,400
fucking melon trashed.

2057
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:51,720
By a bunch of wild shams.

2058
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:52,160
Because.

2059
01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:53,810
You don't really know what the

2060
01:09:53,810 --> 01:09:55,920
fuck is coming out of the woodwork.

2061
01:09:55,980 --> 01:09:56,930
When a bunch of lads like that

2062
01:09:56,930 --> 01:09:57,240
are.

2063
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,120
They're hepped up on all sorts.

2064
01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,120
And this sort of behavior here.

2065
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,260
He might have thought he was.

2066
01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:03,120
He was okay.

2067
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,000
And he was going to get away

2068
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:04,420
with it.

2069
01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:05,670
But you never know what the

2070
01:10:05,670 --> 01:10:06,100
fuck.

2071
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:07,120
He's wearing chinos.

2072
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:07,680
For fuck's sake.

2073
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:08,880
Those lads.

2074
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,100
When they see that.

2075
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:11,860
When they see.

2076
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:12,540
You know.

2077
01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:13,420
When a lad is wearing.

2078
01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:14,340
Running at you.

2079
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:15,340
Wearing that.

2080
01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:18,660
You don't want to be.

2081
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:19,440
The fella.

2082
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,020
Who is.

2083
01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:23,420
Wearing.

2084
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:24,740
That.

2085
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,540
And doing that.

2086
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:25,840
Like.

2087
01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:26,740
Come at me.

2088
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:28,680
Braz.

2089
01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:29,340
Piersnan.

2090
01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:30,500
Thank you very much there.

2091
01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,240
For the tip.

2092
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:33,400
For your pierced.

2093
01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:35,540
Braznan.

2094
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:36,960
So here we are.

2095
01:10:37,060 --> 01:10:37,920
CD-ROM software.

2096
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:38,760
1994.

2097
01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:40,450
Hopefully you've not seen it

2098
01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:41,120
before.

2099
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:41,760
I haven't been.

2100
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,680
It hasn't been marked.

2101
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,280
What does the.

2102
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,060
Crons tracker 5000 say.

2103
01:10:47,220 --> 01:10:47,940
The other Jeff.

2104
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,180
Thank you very very much there.

2105
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:51,260
For the.

2106
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,000
For the tip.

2107
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:52,860
Season.

2108
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,280
What the fuck season was it?

2109
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:54,540
Oh yeah.

2110
01:10:54,660 --> 01:10:55,220
The thing is.

2111
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:55,760
The whole.

2112
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:57,000
Back catalogue.

2113
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:58,380
Has been.

2114
01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:00,000
There's a discrepancy.

2115
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,360
On how it's been archived.

2116
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,460
On IMDB.

2117
01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,500
And then YouTube.

2118
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,060
So I can't even.

2119
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:05,880
Begin.

2120
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:06,580
To tell you.

2121
01:11:06,980 --> 01:11:07,980
CD-ROM software.

2122
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:08,960
He's got a little search bar

2123
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:09,300
here.

2124
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:09,920
CD.

2125
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,700
Or CD.

2126
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,440
Let's just put in CD-ROM.

2127
01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:17,680
Oh yeah.

2128
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:18,280
Software.

2129
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:19,540
1993.

2130
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:20,340
1994.

2131
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:21,400
We've seen.

2132
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:22,720
Don't forget.

2133
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,020
The 1993 issue.

2134
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,940
Edition of CD-ROM software.

2135
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:28,040
Gave us the.

2136
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:28,980
The video game.

2137
01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:29,560
Gadget.

2138
01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:31,180
Which.

2139
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,040
You know.

2140
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:32,540
Played.

2141
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:33,000
And.

2142
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,000
Hopefully this.

2143
01:11:34,220 --> 01:11:35,340
CD-ROM software.

2144
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:35,880
Episode.

2145
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:36,280
Will.

2146
01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:38,100
Give us something good as well.

2147
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:38,680
It's the one.

2148
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:39,440
The year after.

2149
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,120
CD-ROM software.

2150
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:42,520
April 12th.

2151
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:43,400
1994.

2152
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:44,980
Stuart Shaffey.

2153
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,160
In his prime.

2154
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:47,480
Really.

2155
01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,480
Beginning to take.

2156
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,040
The fucking.

2157
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:50,800
Computer world.

2158
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:51,540
By storm.

2159
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:52,590
He had it in the palm of his

2160
01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:53,060
hands.

2161
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:54,120
This is the man who could get

2162
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:54,720
Bill Gates.

2163
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,040
To turn up to a fucking quiz

2164
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:56,560
night.

2165
01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:57,460
Okay.

2166
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:58,340
With a load of geeks.

2167
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:00,000
Bill Gates.

2168
01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:02,700
Cappuccino Cat.

2169
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:03,660
Thank you very much.

2170
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,900
Would you do a Minecraft series?

2171
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:07,020
I've.

2172
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:07,560
I've never.

2173
01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:08,800
Played it really.

2174
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,240
I'm not really interested in it.

2175
01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:11,020
Cappuccino.

2176
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,140
Thank you very much for the.

2177
01:12:12,340 --> 01:12:13,020
The tip though.

2178
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:15,140
Let's just.

2179
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,520
Give this a lash.

2180
01:12:16,620 --> 01:12:17,600
No it's the year to.

2181
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:18,480
Y2K.

2182
01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:19,140
We don't want that.

2183
01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:20,240
Here we go.

2184
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,040
This is us.

2185
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:25,220
CD-ROM.

2186
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:27,220
Absolutely.

2187
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:27,860
Absolutely.

2188
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:28,540
Beautiful.

2189
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:29,200
To be able to.

2190
01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:30,160
To have this.

2191
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:30,440
It's.

2192
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:31,340
We've got a little.

2193
01:12:32,060 --> 01:12:33,420
Little synopsis.

2194
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:35,440
The advent of optical storage.

2195
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,200
And CD-ROMs.

2196
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,280
Changed the rules.

2197
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,660
For software applications.

2198
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,960
And opened up a whole new.

2199
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:41,840
Generation.

2200
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:42,900
Generation.

2201
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:44,280
Of programs.

2202
01:12:44,820 --> 01:12:45,980
Reviewed on this program.

2203
01:12:46,140 --> 01:12:46,960
Are encarta.

2204
01:12:48,060 --> 01:12:49,270
The Association of Shareware

2205
01:12:49,270 --> 01:12:50,780
Professionals.

2206
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,080
CD-ROM collection.

2207
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,400
American Visions.

2208
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,000
20th century art.

2209
01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:57,140
From the Neuberger collection.

2210
01:12:57,860 --> 01:12:59,940
And Art Spiegelman's.

2211
01:13:00,140 --> 01:13:01,800
The Complete Mouse.

2212
01:13:02,660 --> 01:13:04,180
I mean.

2213
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,300
Even just hearing that sentence.

2214
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,140
From Stu.

2215
01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:10,520
Is going to be a real.

2216
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:11,720
Experience.

2217
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,240
The Complete Mouse.

2218
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:13,460
Sorry.

2219
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:14,280
Art Spiegelman's.

2220
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,320
The Complete Mouse.

2221
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,140
From Voyager.

2222
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,080
Don't even know what it means.

2223
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:18,640
Substance.

2224
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:20,060
Jazeen.

2225
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:20,800
It's a magazine.

2226
01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:22,060
In digital format.

2227
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:23,220
And the new.

2228
01:13:24,140 --> 01:13:25,160
Broderbund game.

2229
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:26,400
Mist.

2230
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,280
Which I never played.

2231
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:28,500
But.

2232
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:30,020
It's meant to be a very.

2233
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:30,700
Very big.

2234
01:13:30,860 --> 01:13:31,880
And popular game.

2235
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:38,900
Buckle up.

2236
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,640
What's the volume level on it?

2237
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:42,480
It's not great is it?

2238
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,180
It's cranked up to the max.

2239
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,150
We're going to have to go into

2240
01:13:45,150 --> 01:13:45,420
the.

2241
01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:47,180
Streaming software.

2242
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,080
And increase the decibelage.

2243
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,640
In order to give ourselves.

2244
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:52,380
The best.

2245
01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:53,700
Chats.

2246
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:54,540
Sorry.

2247
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:55,120
I've got a wind.

2248
01:13:55,860 --> 01:13:56,920
Of hearing everything here.

2249
01:13:57,940 --> 01:13:58,880
Let's just hear how the.

2250
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,140
Intro credits.

2251
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:01,840
Are rating on the.

2252
01:14:02,260 --> 01:14:02,740
Volumetric.

2253
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:03,660
Level there.

2254
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,040
Usually that.

2255
01:14:06,260 --> 01:14:06,820
That tone.

2256
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:07,700
You need to be hitting.

2257
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:09,360
Oh brilliant.

2258
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,740
It's a Laser Quest intro as

2259
01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:11,220
well.

2260
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:13,360
Susan Laser Quest.

2261
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:16,570
Fucking advanced audio

2262
01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:17,440
properties.

2263
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,680
El Gato.

2264
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:20,600
El Gato.

2265
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:21,200
Yeah.

2266
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,080
Turn that up.

2267
01:14:23,060 --> 01:14:23,760
Turn that up.

2268
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:24,640
Is there a way of just

2269
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,840
increasing the volume.

2270
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,340
On your fucking browser maybe.

2271
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:27,800
No.

2272
01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:29,440
Maybe there is.

2273
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,570
Maybe actually if you go into

2274
01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:30,940
just.

2275
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,260
Even your operating system.

2276
01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:35,340
On what you're playing.

2277
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:35,940
The.

2278
01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:38,300
The clip off.

2279
01:14:38,380 --> 01:14:39,540
Instead of going to the.

2280
01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:40,860
OBS.

2281
01:14:41,820 --> 01:14:43,160
And then output.

2282
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:43,360
Output.

2283
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,360
you

2284
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:51,840
volume input output mmm nah nah

2285
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:52,360
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

2286
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:05,360
it ain't happening

2287
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:20,740
let's put that up seven

2288
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:30,820
these are laser beams brilliant

2289
01:15:30,820 --> 01:15:33,050
he's in great shape as well

2290
01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:33,520
look

2291
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:36,660
these are laser beams

2292
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:42,090
these are laser beams often

2293
01:15:42,090 --> 01:15:47,520
thought of in the context of

2294
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,200
star wars and

2295
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:52,250
how's that is that loud enough

2296
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,290
or would we go another decibel

2297
01:15:54,290 --> 01:15:54,780
or two

2298
01:15:54,780 --> 01:15:56,470
i just want to make this the

2299
01:15:56,470 --> 01:15:58,410
best experience possible you

2300
01:15:58,410 --> 01:15:58,780
know

2301
01:15:58,780 --> 01:16:02,810
he's at leisure land he's at

2302
01:16:02,810 --> 01:16:06,020
leisureplex yeah i'm gonna go

2303
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,980
for another i'm gonna go up

2304
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:11,070
another two decibels yeah there

2305
01:16:11,070 --> 01:16:13,920
we go a bit much maybe

2306
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,670
these are laser beams often

2307
01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:17,420
thought of in the context of

2308
01:16:17,420 --> 01:16:19,430
star wars and 21st century

2309
01:16:19,430 --> 01:16:21,330
weapons of destruction but

2310
01:16:21,330 --> 01:16:23,580
laser beams weapons of mass

2311
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:26,060
destruction laser beams

2312
01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:28,970
yeah i know we saw it and i i

2313
01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:32,360
do play i mean again if you've

2314
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:35,700
just joined i do like to play

2315
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:37,480
the same thing over and over

2316
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,430
again until i feel satisfied

2317
01:16:39,430 --> 01:16:41,200
about it but i'm gonna make

2318
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,480
make an effort to to curb that

2319
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,140
down to curb my enthusiasm for

2320
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:47,920
stew my enthusiasm

2321
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,930
these are laser beams often

2322
01:16:49,930 --> 01:16:51,950
thought of in the context of

2323
01:16:51,950 --> 01:16:54,230
star wars and 21st century

2324
01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:56,260
weapons of destruction but

2325
01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:58,300
laser beams can do a lot more

2326
01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:00,380
than destroy things they can

2327
01:17:00,380 --> 01:17:03,060
also read and write information

2328
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:03,060
lots of information hundreds of

2329
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:03,060
megabytes of data all on one cd

2330
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:03,060
rom these little i really like

2331
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:03,060
the flash the flashing on and

2332
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:03,060
the how that uh

2333
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:04,660
read and write information.

2334
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:06,900
Lots of information. Hundreds

2335
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:08,420
of megabytes of data, all on

2336
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:09,700
one CD-ROM.

2337
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:13,590
I really like the flashing and

2338
01:17:13,590 --> 01:17:17,220
how that bounces off him.

2339
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:22,490
It's lovely stuff. And this

2340
01:17:22,490 --> 01:17:24,510
here as well, it's like a kind

2341
01:17:24,510 --> 01:17:27,820
of a Dalek kind of shape,

2342
01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:30,580
like the pod that Jeff Goldblum

2343
01:17:30,580 --> 01:17:32,720
gets into before he turns into

2344
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,060
a fucked up fly.

2345
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,720
These are lasers. And who is

2346
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:38,070
that guy? Is he part of the

2347
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:38,500
crew?

2348
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,420
This guy here, look, he was

2349
01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:43,900
tasked with being the man who

2350
01:17:43,900 --> 01:17:47,240
shoots lasers at Stuart Shafee.

2351
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,240
He's wearing a kind of a Buzz

2352
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,400
Lightyear gear.

2353
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,470
1994, of course, maybe the year

2354
01:17:56,470 --> 01:17:58,120
before Toy Story. This would

2355
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,390
have been Jurassic Park

2356
01:17:59,390 --> 01:18:00,280
territory.

2357
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:02,640
A dream job here. I wonder if

2358
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,390
it's due to go and have a

2359
01:18:04,390 --> 01:18:06,650
little bit of laser tag after

2360
01:18:06,650 --> 01:18:07,960
this as well.

2361
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:09,750
These are laser beams, often

2362
01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:11,440
thought of in the context of

2363
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,270
Star Wars and 21st century

2364
01:18:13,270 --> 01:18:15,060
weapons of destruction.

2365
01:18:15,060 --> 01:18:16,310
But laser beams can do a lot

2366
01:18:16,310 --> 01:18:17,990
more than destroy things. They

2367
01:18:17,990 --> 01:18:19,070
can also read and write

2368
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:19,900
information.

2369
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,810
Lots of information. Hundreds

2370
01:18:21,810 --> 01:18:23,470
of megabytes of data, all on

2371
01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:24,060
one CD.

2372
01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:27,390
700 or 750 maybe. Or maybe they

2373
01:18:27,390 --> 01:18:29,520
did dual layers, which would

2374
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,650
have given you a 1400 or a 1.4

2375
01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:34,180
gigabyte maybe.

2376
01:18:34,180 --> 01:18:36,140
One CD-ROM. These little laser

2377
01:18:36,140 --> 01:18:38,520
discs, CD-ROMs, are revolutionizing

2378
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:39,900
computer software.

2379
01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:41,780
Today, we'll take a look at the

2380
01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:43,520
newest in CD-ROM software on

2381
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:45,270
this edition of the Computer

2382
01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:46,400
Chronicles.

2383
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:59,220
Computer Chronicles is brought

2384
01:18:59,220 --> 01:19:04,040
to you in part by Intel.

2385
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:04,120
It's brought to you by Intel.

2386
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:05,660
Microprocessor technology for

2387
01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:06,840
the software of today and

2388
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:07,540
tomorrow.

2389
01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:09,620
Intel, the computer inside.

2390
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:11,550
Additional funding is provided

2391
01:19:11,550 --> 01:19:13,180
by the Software Publishers

2392
01:19:13,180 --> 01:19:14,240
Association.

2393
01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:15,630
Providers of educational

2394
01:19:15,630 --> 01:19:16,970
materials to help manage

2395
01:19:16,970 --> 01:19:17,680
software.

2396
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:19,680
Don't copy that floppy.

2397
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,520
And by Hewlett Packard,

2398
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,520
Personal Computer Division.

2399
01:19:26,780 --> 01:19:29,280
A lovely, powerful stance.

2400
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,260
The Chino Man.

2401
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:34,140
The man from Enchino Man.

2402
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:36,140
California Man.

2403
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:36,600
Himself.

2404
01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:37,780
California Stew.

2405
01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:40,020
California Raisins.

2406
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:41,920
The Raisin Detre.

2407
01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:43,200
The stance.

2408
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:44,600
The control.

2409
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:45,600
The depth.

2410
01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:46,540
The tie.

2411
01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,780
The guest.

2412
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:53,270
And it's a rarity, if I am to

2413
01:19:53,270 --> 01:19:55,930
be so bold as to say that it's

2414
01:19:55,930 --> 01:19:57,100
a rarity,

2415
01:19:57,100 --> 01:20:00,070
to have a guest waiting in lieu,

2416
01:20:00,070 --> 01:20:03,080
lying in wait, just doing his

2417
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,100
own thing.

2418
01:20:04,620 --> 01:20:06,120
Usually, Stew starts off at the

2419
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:07,520
back and then drives the

2420
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,840
episode forward.

2421
01:20:09,340 --> 01:20:10,760
This could actually just be an

2422
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:11,700
intro link.

2423
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,240
Let's see.

2424
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:15,380
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2425
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:16,420
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

2426
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,080
And with me today is Michael Nadeau,

2427
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,110
senior editor with Byte

2428
01:20:19,110 --> 01:20:20,400
Magazine and author of...

2429
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,180
And that's an interesting beard

2430
01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:22,780
from Nadeau.

2431
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:23,800
Byte...

2432
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,260
It's almost like he's got brown

2433
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,740
hair on his head and a black

2434
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:28,840
hair beard.

2435
01:20:29,620 --> 01:20:31,000
Captain Blackbeard.

2436
01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:35,400
Guide to CD-Roms.

2437
01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:37,040
Mike, we all want to play these

2438
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,160
wonderful CD-ROM games and buy

2439
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,100
these CD-ROM titles,

2440
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,400
but sometimes we find our drive

2441
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,320
isn't fast enough.

2442
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:42,370
We don't have enough free

2443
01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:43,720
memory to support the intensive

2444
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,220
demands of these CD-ROM titles.

2445
01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:46,320
You've got a couple utilities

2446
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,300
to show us that solve those

2447
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:47,840
problems.

2448
01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:48,480
Right.

2449
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:49,880
The first utility I have is the

2450
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:50,850
MPC Wizard from Eris

2451
01:20:50,850 --> 01:20:51,800
Entertainment.

2452
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,240
Among other things...

2453
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:54,820
Straight into it, lad.

2454
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:55,720
Straight into it.

2455
01:20:55,820 --> 01:20:57,430
The utility we'll do is tell

2456
01:20:57,430 --> 01:20:59,500
you if your CD-ROM drive meets

2457
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:00,920
the MPC requirements.

2458
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:03,170
And you have a choice of either

2459
01:21:03,170 --> 01:21:05,620
doing a seek time test...

2460
01:21:05,620 --> 01:21:06,380
Average seek time.

2461
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:07,920
Or a data transfer rate.

2462
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:09,620
And let's do the data transfer.

2463
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,390
And what we're doing here is

2464
01:21:11,390 --> 01:21:13,810
reading data from the disk and

2465
01:21:13,810 --> 01:21:15,170
measuring how fast it is

2466
01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:16,380
transferred.

2467
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:17,480
So it might be a good idea to

2468
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:18,900
buy this little utility first.

2469
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,000
It's only about 15 bucks, right?

2470
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:20,100
Right.

2471
01:21:20,260 --> 01:21:21,180
Take it to the store with you

2472
01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,270
to test the drive before you

2473
01:21:22,270 --> 01:21:22,780
buy it.

2474
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:23,180
Exactly.

2475
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:24,480
And the results...

2476
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:26,320
Try before you buy.

2477
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:28,780
MPC level 1 requirement.

2478
01:21:28,780 --> 01:21:31,460
Is MPC 2 compatible at 300 kilobytes

2479
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:32,340
per second.

2480
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:33,300
So this one would...

2481
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,060
Karate chop.

2482
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:36,040
Thank you very much.

2483
01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:38,300
Be good enough.

2484
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:38,820
Right.

2485
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:39,160
Okay.

2486
01:21:39,220 --> 01:21:40,350
Now what about the free memory

2487
01:21:40,350 --> 01:21:41,480
problems when you try to load

2488
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:42,740
one of these CD-ROM titles?

2489
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:44,750
Well, Windows requires the user

2490
01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:46,420
to know quite a bit more about

2491
01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:48,100
the system than most users

2492
01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:49,040
should have to know.

2493
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:49,360
Okay.

2494
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,490
And what Winsleuth Gold Plus

2495
01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:53,470
from Dariana Software does is

2496
01:21:53,470 --> 01:21:54,560
help...

2497
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:57,100
Is it Sleuth Gold Plus?

2498
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,390
People optimize their auto-exec

2499
01:21:59,390 --> 01:22:01,180
and config-sys files.

2500
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:01,620
Okay.

2501
01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:02,580
Which is usually where the

2502
01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:03,320
problem is, right?

2503
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:03,780
Yes.

2504
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:06,310
What we have here is the auto-exec

2505
01:22:06,310 --> 01:22:07,690
file and I'll click on tune-up

2506
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:08,790
and it tells me to load my

2507
01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:10,580
mouse driver into high memory.

2508
01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:11,680
So Winsleuth will sort of

2509
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:12,910
automatically analyze your

2510
01:22:12,910 --> 01:22:14,340
config-sys, your auto-exec and

2511
01:22:14,340 --> 01:22:15,580
make suggestions as to how to

2512
01:22:15,580 --> 01:22:16,740
solve the problems.

2513
01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:17,660
All right.

2514
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:17,980
Terrific.

2515
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:18,800
All right.

2516
01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:20,000
One way to find out what's new

2517
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,420
in CD-ROMs and multi-...

2518
01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:23,740
He has the diligence to smile

2519
01:22:23,740 --> 01:22:26,520
and tell the man that that

2520
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:28,620
little information he just gave

2521
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:30,340
him was terrific.

2522
01:22:30,740 --> 01:22:32,800
But then snaps right into the

2523
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:35,030
next section and segment of the

2524
01:22:35,030 --> 01:22:35,680
show.

2525
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,990
Ridrein 741, thank you very

2526
01:22:37,990 --> 01:22:38,600
much.

2527
01:22:39,140 --> 01:22:40,510
Ties are supposed to be worn at

2528
01:22:40,510 --> 01:22:42,470
the length the tip touches the

2529
01:22:42,470 --> 01:22:43,120
belt.

2530
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,230
But Stu has powered through the

2531
01:22:45,230 --> 01:22:48,020
belt limit, pointing at his manhood.

2532
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,680
Quite the power move, you see

2533
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:51,580
there.

2534
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,680
I never really took that into

2535
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:56,030
account, but we can see there

2536
01:22:56,030 --> 01:22:57,770
it's definitely a long tie

2537
01:22:57,770 --> 01:22:58,940
situation.

2538
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:00,660
And it does make a point as

2539
01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:01,120
well.

2540
01:23:01,220 --> 01:23:02,680
I wouldn't have gone there, to

2541
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,250
be honest, Ridrein, with the

2542
01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:05,800
suggestion that it is trying to

2543
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,130
point at what you said it's

2544
01:23:07,130 --> 01:23:08,020
pointing at.

2545
01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:10,300
I think with Stu, a lot is left

2546
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:11,180
unsaid.

2547
01:23:11,380 --> 01:23:12,860
He doesn't really need to make

2548
01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:13,780
those moves.

2549
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,880
A lot of it just is ephemeral

2550
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,320
and it's there.

2551
01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:18,200
It's happening and you know it's

2552
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:18,680
happening.

2553
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,300
Thank you very much there, Carl

2554
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:20,940
Johnson.

2555
01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:22,860
And Yup the Snake, thank you

2556
01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:23,780
very much.

2557
01:23:24,420 --> 01:23:25,430
Who says, real Lord of the

2558
01:23:25,430 --> 01:23:26,800
Rings return of the King on the

2559
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:27,820
PS2 energy here.

2560
01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:29,400
We are reforging the sword

2561
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:30,500
tonight, baby.

2562
01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,020
We are reclaiming the crown.

2563
01:23:33,220 --> 01:23:34,900
Thank you very much there.

2564
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,080
I'm interested about this

2565
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:36,880
poster as well.

2566
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:38,350
We won't really get a good

2567
01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:40,040
respiratory image or freeze

2568
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,790
frame on it unless we ever move

2569
01:23:41,790 --> 01:23:42,600
in close.

2570
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:43,570
The camera actually moves in

2571
01:23:43,570 --> 01:23:44,340
close physically.

2572
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,030
But it looks like it says

2573
01:23:46,030 --> 01:23:48,160
something like Stu's World or

2574
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,920
something like that.

2575
01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:51,540
And maybe there's some stuff

2576
01:23:51,540 --> 01:23:52,140
there.

2577
01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:52,900
We won't know.

2578
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:53,520
We'll never know.

2579
01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:54,160
It's just one of those

2580
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:54,640
mysteries.

2581
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:55,200
All right.

2582
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:56,880
One way to find out what's new

2583
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,710
in CD-ROMs and multimedia is to

2584
01:23:58,710 --> 01:24:00,580
visit the Intermedia Show.

2585
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,000
It's the big...

2586
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:01,740
I'd love that.

2587
01:24:01,820 --> 01:24:05,240
A Stuart Shafee magic eye book

2588
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,750
of just lots of pictures of him

2589
01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:11,920
and the rest of the team.

2590
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,000
Oh, Wayne.

2591
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,200
Thank you very much there for

2592
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:14,680
the tip.

2593
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:15,600
Hard to catch the streams with

2594
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,600
the time difference in Perth,

2595
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:17,600
but hope you're doing well.

2596
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:18,700
Well, thanks very much for the

2597
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:18,960
tip.

2598
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:19,980
You can always watch them back.

2599
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,720
Big annual conference on CD-ROM

2600
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:22,600
technology.

2601
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:24,620
Big annual conference.

2602
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:27,260
The 1994 show was held recently

2603
01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:28,640
at the San Jose Convention

2604
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,160
Center and we were there.

2605
01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:31,420
Lovely stuff.

2606
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:32,160
I love when they go to a

2607
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:32,740
convention.

2608
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:33,670
You know there's going to be

2609
01:24:33,670 --> 01:24:34,120
gadgets.

2610
01:24:34,380 --> 01:24:35,430
There's probably going to be

2611
01:24:35,430 --> 01:24:36,160
Tim Bahrain.

2612
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:37,770
There's probably going to be

2613
01:24:37,770 --> 01:24:38,970
even a Paul Schindler

2614
01:24:38,970 --> 01:24:39,920
appearance.

2615
01:24:40,740 --> 01:24:41,620
Game Requester.

2616
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:42,840
Thank you very much there.

2617
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,240
Or Game Requester.

2618
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:45,390
Are you planning on playing a

2619
01:24:45,390 --> 01:24:45,780
game?

2620
01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:46,900
I already played one this

2621
01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:48,390
evening, but I'll probably play

2622
01:24:48,390 --> 01:24:49,620
one on the next stream.

2623
01:24:49,940 --> 01:24:50,930
But nevertheless, thank you

2624
01:24:50,930 --> 01:24:52,020
very much for the tip.

2625
01:24:52,940 --> 01:24:54,580
Let's get over to San Jose.

2626
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:56,620
Do you know the way to San Jose?

2627
01:24:57,020 --> 01:24:58,580
300 exhibitors showed off the

2628
01:24:58,580 --> 01:25:00,200
latest CD-ROM products at this

2629
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,100
Intermedia.

2630
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:02,710
One of the hottest categories

2631
01:25:02,710 --> 01:25:04,510
is educational software geared

2632
01:25:04,510 --> 01:25:05,620
for use by children on

2633
01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:06,860
computers at home.

2634
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,670
Dorling Kindersley Multimedia

2635
01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,370
previewed two new electronic

2636
01:25:10,370 --> 01:25:10,960
books,

2637
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:12,470
The Way Things Work and My

2638
01:25:12,470 --> 01:25:14,960
First Incredible Amazing Dictionary.

2639
01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:18,600
My First Incredible Amazing Dictionary.

2640
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:20,860
Unbelievable stuff.

2641
01:25:22,460 --> 01:25:23,260
Could you believe it?

2642
01:25:23,540 --> 01:25:24,360
Would you believe it?

2643
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:26,760
Do you ever dare to dream it?

2644
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,210
An airport is a place where

2645
01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,020
airplanes take off and land.

2646
01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,220
Very advanced stuff.

2647
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:33,880
Not for the faint of heart.

2648
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,330
I think one of the problems

2649
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:37,520
with the existing software...

2650
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:39,060
This guy is electric.

2651
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:40,930
He really raised everybody's

2652
01:25:40,930 --> 01:25:42,950
excitement levels when he first

2653
01:25:42,950 --> 01:25:43,800
appeared.

2654
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,660
It's none other than Peter Kindersley.

2655
01:25:48,380 --> 01:25:50,180
The old kinder egg himself.

2656
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:51,940
Thank you very much there.

2657
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:53,220
Arse for the tip.

2658
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,480
And he's from DK Multimedia.

2659
01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:56,740
The kinder surprise.

2660
01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:58,480
And his surprise was that he's

2661
01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,680
got a brand new piece of

2662
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,480
multimedia for everybody.

2663
01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:02,740
Yup the snake.

2664
01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:03,700
Thank you very much there.

2665
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,870
I want it out with an exhibitor

2666
01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:07,080
in my...

2667
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,620
Thank you very much there for

2668
01:26:08,620 --> 01:26:09,240
the tip.

2669
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:11,110
I think one of the problems

2670
01:26:11,110 --> 01:26:13,010
with the existing software

2671
01:26:13,010 --> 01:26:14,520
often is that it's too

2672
01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:15,620
technical.

2673
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:17,460
It's made by technical people.

2674
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:18,900
People don't feel comfortable.

2675
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:20,290
A lot of it has very little

2676
01:26:20,290 --> 01:26:20,880
charm.

2677
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:22,540
And I think you can see in the

2678
01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:23,730
computer software that we have

2679
01:26:23,730 --> 01:26:24,300
produced.

2680
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:25,700
The charm is still there.

2681
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:26,520
The sort of thing you would

2682
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:27,200
expect of a book.

2683
01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:28,880
But of course a great deal

2684
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,970
extra in terms of animation and

2685
01:26:30,970 --> 01:26:31,620
sound.

2686
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:32,800
And things you simply can't do

2687
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:33,460
with a book.

2688
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,220
Animation, sound and video.

2689
01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:37,070
Things you simply can't do with

2690
01:26:37,070 --> 01:26:37,700
a book.

2691
01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:39,340
Video are included in the new

2692
01:26:39,340 --> 01:26:40,950
CD-ROM version of the popular

2693
01:26:40,950 --> 01:26:41,960
game SimCity.

2694
01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:43,220
Beautiful stuff.

2695
01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:45,720
Power lines and power plants to

2696
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:47,520
serve as your fire.

2697
01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:49,020
It's your man.

2698
01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:58,440
I don't remember this.

2699
01:26:58,520 --> 01:26:59,430
Well I didn't really even

2700
01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:00,680
fucking ever play SimCity.

2701
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,380
I think I played it when it was...

2702
01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:04,580
My mate had one on his SNES.

2703
01:27:04,780 --> 01:27:06,500
And I played it and turned it

2704
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:07,640
off very soonly.

2705
01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:08,580
After that.

2706
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,360
Because it wasn't my cup of tea.

2707
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:12,500
But it's a great game though.

2708
01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:13,840
But it wasn't my cup of tea.

2709
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:15,490
I didn't know it had this

2710
01:27:15,490 --> 01:27:16,300
though.

2711
01:27:16,380 --> 01:27:17,580
And little clips.

2712
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:20,740
Like fucking Command and Conquer.

2713
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:21,360
SimCity.

2714
01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:23,920
I've enough power lines and

2715
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,590
power plants to serve as your

2716
01:27:26,590 --> 01:27:27,880
fine city.

2717
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:31,130
I've enough power lines and

2718
01:27:31,130 --> 01:27:34,520
power plants to serve as your

2719
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:36,140
fine city.

2720
01:27:37,740 --> 01:27:38,960
Splendid job mate.

2721
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:40,220
Compton.

2722
01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:42,440
Splendid job mate.

2723
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:42,800
Is it?

2724
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:44,020
I don't know whether or not she

2725
01:27:44,020 --> 01:27:44,950
was meant to be Russian or

2726
01:27:44,950 --> 01:27:46,200
Eastern European or something

2727
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:46,760
like that.

2728
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:48,520
Are included in the new CD-ROM

2729
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:50,940
version of the popular game SimCity.

2730
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,500
I've enough power lines and

2731
01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:56,170
power plants to serve as your

2732
01:27:56,170 --> 01:27:57,460
fine city.

2733
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,820
A big splendid job mate.

2734
01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:02,860
Chalk it down.

2735
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:04,230
You know we need to really keep

2736
01:28:04,230 --> 01:28:05,480
a little list here of what we

2737
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:05,900
see.

2738
01:28:06,060 --> 01:28:08,350
Because it's probably stream

2739
01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:09,280
worthy.

2740
01:28:09,460 --> 01:28:10,890
You know even just to get just

2741
01:28:10,890 --> 01:28:12,660
a quick goosey gander at it.

2742
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,220
Maybe not though.

2743
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,020
Maybe watch a playthrough and

2744
01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:17,580
skip to the juice bits.

2745
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:20,800
But there's always something

2746
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,730
novel and nice about booting up

2747
01:28:22,730 --> 01:28:24,810
the old software on a fucking

2748
01:28:24,810 --> 01:28:26,380
virtual machine.

2749
01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:28,140
Kenny Pringles.

2750
01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:30,160
Thank you very much.

2751
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:30,900
You seem to know your way

2752
01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:31,600
around the block.

2753
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:32,420
How about you?

2754
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,410
Compton's interactive encyclopedia

2755
01:28:34,410 --> 01:28:35,520
comes bundled with-

2756
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:35,680
Ha!

2757
01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:37,440
Unbelievable Compton's.

2758
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,380
I played-

2759
01:28:38,380 --> 01:28:39,890
You've seen me put the fucking

2760
01:28:39,890 --> 01:28:40,440
Atlas.

2761
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:42,040
Compton's Atlas Deluxe.

2762
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,420
This is their competitor to Encarta.

2763
01:28:46,100 --> 01:28:48,160
Compton's Encyclopedia Deluxe.

2764
01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:48,600
Maybe.

2765
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,850
Compton's interactive encyclopedia

2766
01:28:50,850 --> 01:28:52,670
comes bundled with a Sigma MPEG

2767
01:28:52,670 --> 01:28:54,360
video compression card.

2768
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:56,920
Sigma MPEG compression.

2769
01:28:57,520 --> 01:28:59,380
Compton is in the house.

2770
01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:01,730
We all know Compton for its

2771
01:29:01,730 --> 01:29:04,340
great, great rap groups.

2772
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:08,260
Its murderers and its encyclopedia

2773
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,820
and atlases and CD-ROMs.

2774
01:29:10,820 --> 01:29:12,410
For impressive 30 frames per

2775
01:29:12,410 --> 01:29:13,640
second video display.

2776
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:15,480
Because that challenge is one

2777
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,520
that we're willing to accept.

2778
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:20,340
One we are unwilling to postpone.

2779
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,420
And one we intend to win.

2780
01:29:22,620 --> 01:29:23,140
World Library-

2781
01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,720
What a funny voice Kennedy had.

2782
01:29:27,140 --> 01:29:27,820
Display.

2783
01:29:28,180 --> 01:29:29,660
Because that challenge is one

2784
01:29:29,660 --> 01:29:31,700
that we're willing to accept.

2785
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,480
One we are unwilling to postpone.

2786
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:36,600
And one we intend to win.

2787
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,340
World Library-

2788
01:29:37,340 --> 01:29:38,700
Jiffy Jaffy.

2789
01:29:38,820 --> 01:29:39,960
Thank you very much for the tip

2790
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:40,420
there.

2791
01:29:42,340 --> 01:29:42,960
Library of the Future CD-ROM

2792
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:46,270
has over 1,750 full-text

2793
01:29:46,270 --> 01:29:48,480
literary titles, along with

2794
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:50,320
animation, photos, and video.

2795
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:52,780
NEC debuted the first quadruple

2796
01:29:52,780 --> 01:29:53,560
speed CD-

2797
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:54,800
Shiffy Jaffy.

2798
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:55,360
Shiffy Jaffy.

2799
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,300
Tonight and all day.

2800
01:29:58,480 --> 01:29:59,540
Thank you very much.

2801
01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:01,470
The MultiSpin 4X Pro, which

2802
01:30:01,470 --> 01:30:03,770
offers 180 millisecond access

2803
01:30:03,770 --> 01:30:04,440
speed.

2804
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:05,480
Look at that.

2805
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:06,910
The way that disappears into

2806
01:30:06,910 --> 01:30:08,300
the slot drive like nothing

2807
01:30:08,300 --> 01:30:09,320
happened at all.

2808
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:10,800
Like nothing at all.

2809
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:12,340
Nothing at all.

2810
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,070
And the very finely manicured

2811
01:30:15,070 --> 01:30:17,220
cuticle of somebody's thumb.

2812
01:30:17,700 --> 01:30:20,250
That really is a great, great

2813
01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:21,260
thumb.

2814
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:22,620
And look at that.

2815
01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:24,400
Back in the days when-

2816
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:25,600
And look at this fella here.

2817
01:30:25,660 --> 01:30:27,300
It's a brand new scenario.

2818
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,160
Not one that I've considered.

2819
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,920
But now I have.

2820
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,290
It's in my arsenal of

2821
01:30:32,290 --> 01:30:33,660
considerations.

2822
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:35,040
Fat slacks.

2823
01:30:35,860 --> 01:30:37,260
And there's no going backs.

2824
01:30:38,420 --> 01:30:39,700
Surf dudes with attitudes.

2825
01:30:40,180 --> 01:30:41,100
And that's what you get.

2826
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,510
That's a look known as the

2827
01:30:42,510 --> 01:30:43,720
MultiSpin, yeah?

2828
01:30:44,220 --> 01:30:45,120
Don't wear it out.

2829
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:46,840
And I mean, I'm focusing on

2830
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:47,580
this buck.

2831
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:48,980
But what have we got here?

2832
01:30:49,820 --> 01:30:51,540
I mean, you can only imagine

2833
01:30:51,540 --> 01:30:54,340
what the front looks like there

2834
01:30:54,340 --> 01:30:55,360
as well.

2835
01:30:55,460 --> 01:30:56,580
It's a great situation.

2836
01:30:56,580 --> 01:30:59,750
Everybody loved the fucking low

2837
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:03,450
slung, or what would you say,

2838
01:31:03,450 --> 01:31:05,320
fucking slack slacks.

2839
01:31:06,140 --> 01:31:07,940
Almost kind of parachute pants.

2840
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:09,260
MC Hammer.

2841
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,220
Chinoville, Tennessee.

2842
01:31:12,260 --> 01:31:14,780
Bright, bright white shirt.

2843
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:19,120
And an unbelievable top piece.

2844
01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:21,190
And this, in the days before,

2845
01:31:21,190 --> 01:31:22,890
you couldn't just put a fucking

2846
01:31:22,890 --> 01:31:24,340
disc into a machine.

2847
01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:26,900
You had to have a disc within,

2848
01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:28,990
ensconced in a fucking piece of

2849
01:31:28,990 --> 01:31:29,800
plastic.

2850
01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:31,160
And then put it into the

2851
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:31,880
machine.

2852
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:33,360
80 millisecond access speed.

2853
01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:35,720
And then the access speed on

2854
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:38,520
that NEC would send the users

2855
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:38,960
wild.

2856
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,360
Speed carries a price tag of $995.

2857
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:43,180
The Benacci sequence head,

2858
01:31:43,180 --> 01:31:45,180
somebody said there about your

2859
01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:45,700
man.

2860
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,260
Look at Intermedia 94.

2861
01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:49,340
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

2862
01:31:49,340 --> 01:31:49,980
Jonel Pat.

2863
01:31:50,180 --> 01:31:51,360
Catch it while you can.

2864
01:31:51,460 --> 01:31:51,860
Intermedia.

2865
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:53,940
Nice outro shot there of the

2866
01:31:53,940 --> 01:31:56,420
convention center in San Jose.

2867
01:31:57,100 --> 01:31:58,180
And look at this guy there.

2868
01:31:58,260 --> 01:32:00,220
He's got a big fucking trolley

2869
01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:02,460
full of paper for copiers.

2870
01:32:02,900 --> 01:32:03,840
Unbelievable time.

2871
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:05,000
What a time to be alive, and

2872
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,210
what a place to be at that time

2873
01:32:06,210 --> 01:32:06,780
as well.

2874
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:08,800
What was going on in the after

2875
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:09,680
parties?

2876
01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:10,520
The after sessions?

2877
01:32:10,820 --> 01:32:11,180
The off?

2878
01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:13,510
They have an off genre of

2879
01:32:13,510 --> 01:32:16,720
conventions and situations.

2880
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,260
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

2881
01:32:18,260 --> 01:32:19,220
Jonel Patterson.

2882
01:32:19,220 --> 01:32:24,780
There seems to be no end to

2883
01:32:24,780 --> 01:32:30,820
what you can do with all that

2884
01:32:30,820 --> 01:32:36,160
capacity on a CD-ROM.

2885
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:37,450
We have three examples set up

2886
01:32:37,450 --> 01:32:38,300
now to show you.

2887
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:39,460
Here to help us are Rosemary

2888
01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:40,570
West of the Association of

2889
01:32:40,570 --> 01:32:41,960
Shareware Professionals.

2890
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:42,700
Yeah, it's true!

2891
01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:43,620
Over there, Craig Bartholomew

2892
01:32:43,620 --> 01:32:44,160
of Microsoft.

2893
01:32:44,420 --> 01:32:46,580
And look at Craig Bartholomew

2894
01:32:46,580 --> 01:32:47,880
of Microsoft.

2895
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:50,180
I think he needs to be adagioed

2896
01:32:50,180 --> 01:32:51,160
for this intro.

2897
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:52,450
Let's just see it in its glory

2898
01:32:52,450 --> 01:32:52,920
first.

2899
01:32:53,660 --> 01:32:54,380
Rosemary West of the

2900
01:32:54,380 --> 01:32:57,680
Association of Shareware Professionals.

2901
01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:58,420
We're professionals.

2902
01:32:58,880 --> 01:32:59,880
Over there, Craig Bartholomew

2903
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:00,680
of Microsoft.

2904
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:03,920
Rose West and Craig Bartholomew.

2905
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:05,400
With us, Manuth Sabori of Eden

2906
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:06,300
Interactive.

2907
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,800
And Manuth Sabori.

2908
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:10,180
Let's start with you, Rosemary.

2909
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:11,020
And I guess from...

2910
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,620
Rosemary West.

2911
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:14,400
Looking well at the time.

2912
01:33:14,540 --> 01:33:17,320
This was obviously before they'd

2913
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:18,140
been caught.

2914
01:33:18,940 --> 01:33:21,000
And she'd managed to carve out

2915
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,630
a niche for herself as a tech

2916
01:33:23,630 --> 01:33:26,730
correspondent out in the valley

2917
01:33:26,730 --> 01:33:27,760
there.

2918
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:29,420
Sorry there.

2919
01:33:29,660 --> 01:33:30,340
Sorry there.

2920
01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:31,080
Very loud.

2921
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,580
Apologies for your ears as the

2922
01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:35,400
fucking joke goes.

2923
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:36,780
Rest in peace for your ears.

2924
01:33:37,340 --> 01:33:38,840
But I actually forgot that I'd

2925
01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:40,660
increase the volume on the

2926
01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:42,720
broadcasting software to a

2927
01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:43,820
crazy amount.

2928
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:45,280
Just to be able to hear Stu.

2929
01:33:45,340 --> 01:33:46,400
Look at his face there.

2930
01:33:47,020 --> 01:33:47,740
Look at his face.

2931
01:33:47,740 --> 01:34:01,940
Look at this development here.

2932
01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:03,700
Rosemary West.

2933
01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:09,020
Craig Bartholomew.

2934
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:13,260
It's liquid.

2935
01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:15,740
This is just one of those

2936
01:34:15,740 --> 01:34:18,500
moments that fly by unannounced.

2937
01:34:19,140 --> 01:34:19,640
Again.

2938
01:34:20,840 --> 01:34:22,170
The ephemeral nature of this

2939
01:34:22,170 --> 01:34:22,960
show.

2940
01:34:23,140 --> 01:34:24,140
It all just happened.

2941
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:24,780
It went.

2942
01:34:25,780 --> 01:34:27,150
We have the privilege of the

2943
01:34:27,150 --> 01:34:28,340
luck back.

2944
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:29,060
The review.

2945
01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:32,940
Hi, Stu.

2946
01:34:36,540 --> 01:34:40,900
Colomu, West, The House of Horrors,

2947
01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:46,340
Bart, Maynooth.

2948
01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:49,350
Absolutely fucking amazing work

2949
01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:51,320
from the director.

2950
01:34:52,340 --> 01:34:54,020
All under the auspices of Steward

2951
01:34:54,020 --> 01:34:56,440
Sheffey Holdings and Steward

2952
01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:58,160
Sheffey Limited.

2953
01:34:58,420 --> 01:34:59,270
I don't think he had a limited

2954
01:34:59,270 --> 01:35:00,770
company. Maybe he did. He

2955
01:35:00,770 --> 01:35:02,640
fucking did. He's a smart aleck.

2956
01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:07,260
Let's fuck that off now and go

2957
01:35:07,260 --> 01:35:09,060
back to the actual show itself.

2958
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:10,910
Three examples set up now to

2959
01:35:10,910 --> 01:35:11,760
show you.

2960
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:12,940
Here to help us are Rosemary

2961
01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:14,060
West of the Association of

2962
01:35:14,060 --> 01:35:15,440
Shareware Professionals.

2963
01:35:15,740 --> 01:35:16,810
Over there, Craig Bartholomew

2964
01:35:16,810 --> 01:35:17,580
of Microsoft.

2965
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:19,460
And also with us, Manu Sabori

2966
01:35:19,460 --> 01:35:20,880
of Eden Interactive.

2967
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:22,280
Let's start with you, Rosemary.

2968
01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:23,170
And I guess from a shareware

2969
01:35:23,170 --> 01:35:24,340
author's point of view, CD-ROM

2970
01:35:24,340 --> 01:35:25,190
is a great medium for

2971
01:35:25,190 --> 01:35:26,540
distributing your work, isn't

2972
01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:26,820
it?

2973
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,020
I've actually noticed we're

2974
01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:31,700
spending a lot of time on Steward's

2975
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:34,460
get-up, his outfit for the day.

2976
01:35:35,100 --> 01:35:36,940
And it's one of those faces in

2977
01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:38,260
things moments.

2978
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:41,420
Where I have noticed that this

2979
01:35:41,420 --> 01:35:43,710
is actually a face now that he

2980
01:35:43,710 --> 01:35:45,060
has managed.

2981
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:46,760
This is what he did there, grid

2982
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,550
rain earlier on, saying the tie

2983
01:35:48,550 --> 01:35:49,970
was a power play, which

2984
01:35:49,970 --> 01:35:51,790
actually extended past his belt

2985
01:35:51,790 --> 01:35:53,600
buckle, pointing down towards

2986
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:54,440
his region.

2987
01:35:55,100 --> 01:35:57,230
But now what we know is it

2988
01:35:57,230 --> 01:35:59,930
looks like a man with a massive

2989
01:35:59,930 --> 01:36:00,800
nose.

2990
01:36:01,540 --> 01:36:02,350
And it's going, it's

2991
01:36:02,350 --> 01:36:04,340
overlapping his mouth.

2992
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:06,800
It's absolutely beautiful.

2993
01:36:07,460 --> 01:36:08,640
It's a cheface.

2994
01:36:09,260 --> 01:36:10,620
Ladies and gentlemen there.

2995
01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:14,180
Says Anna there.

2996
01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:15,540
It's a cheface.

2997
01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:17,120
Absolutely fucking beautiful

2998
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:17,520
stuff.

2999
01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:20,150
And what about Rose West's The

3000
01:36:20,150 --> 01:36:22,060
House of Horrors top there?

3001
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:25,510
Almost psychedelic in its

3002
01:36:25,510 --> 01:36:26,220
nature.

3003
01:36:27,180 --> 01:36:28,280
God knows how this is.

3004
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,160
What a clash.

3005
01:36:29,520 --> 01:36:31,210
What a contest of nightmares

3006
01:36:31,210 --> 01:36:32,020
this is.

3007
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:33,440
What a contest of styles.

3008
01:36:34,620 --> 01:36:35,880
Let's start with you, Rosemary.

3009
01:36:35,980 --> 01:36:36,910
And I guess from a shareware

3010
01:36:36,910 --> 01:36:38,120
author's point of view, CD-ROM

3011
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:38,870
is a great medium for

3012
01:36:38,870 --> 01:36:40,140
distributing your work, isn't

3013
01:36:40,140 --> 01:36:40,440
it?

3014
01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:41,740
Oh, it absolutely is.

3015
01:36:41,780 --> 01:36:42,780
You can get many different

3016
01:36:42,780 --> 01:36:43,560
kinds of...

3017
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:44,960
Rosemary West!

3018
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:53,900
It's a serious still to me,

3019
01:36:53,900 --> 01:36:55,240
even after five minutes.

3020
01:36:55,300 --> 01:36:56,450
Programs from many different

3021
01:36:56,450 --> 01:36:57,660
authors and publishers out to

3022
01:36:57,660 --> 01:36:59,080
the users who need to see them.

3023
01:36:59,220 --> 01:37:00,100
Okay, we're going to take a

3024
01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:00,960
look at one CD here.

3025
01:37:01,060 --> 01:37:02,070
And how many titles are on this

3026
01:37:02,070 --> 01:37:02,580
one disc?

3027
01:37:02,740 --> 01:37:03,920
I think we have about 500 at

3028
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:04,520
this time.

3029
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:05,710
I know that there's a bit of

3030
01:37:05,710 --> 01:37:07,370
fucking, what's that, forced

3031
01:37:07,370 --> 01:37:08,300
perspective there.

3032
01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:10,800
But Stu's hand is frighteningly

3033
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:13,220
big on the side of that disc.

3034
01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:15,160
There, it's massive.

3035
01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:17,320
And that mouse, he'd crush that

3036
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,500
mouse in a fucking heartbeat.

3037
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:22,980
Rose West is scared.

3038
01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:24,880
Her hands are like two little

3039
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:25,460
mice.

3040
01:37:25,980 --> 01:37:26,900
Just waiting.

3041
01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:29,220
Waiting for the cat, the big

3042
01:37:29,220 --> 01:37:30,660
cat diary to go.

3043
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:32,740
We need to get Attenborough

3044
01:37:32,740 --> 01:37:34,370
onto the scene to analyse this

3045
01:37:34,370 --> 01:37:35,640
in slow motion.

3046
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:37,000
Imagine that hand.

3047
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,740
This is like the plains of the

3048
01:37:38,740 --> 01:37:41,000
Serengeti wilderness right now.

3049
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:44,120
And Rose West's hands are prey

3050
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:45,100
to Stu.

3051
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,070
And indeed, we all do pray to

3052
01:37:47,070 --> 01:37:48,810
Stu or pray for him as well

3053
01:37:48,810 --> 01:37:50,500
every day and night.

3054
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:51,380
How many titles are on this one

3055
01:37:51,380 --> 01:37:51,640
disc?

3056
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:52,820
I think we have about 500 at

3057
01:37:52,820 --> 01:37:53,340
this time.

3058
01:37:53,340 --> 01:37:54,590
And of course, it's updated

3059
01:37:54,590 --> 01:37:56,100
quarterly with new programs.

3060
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:56,100
Wow, that's great.

3061
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:56,940
Or can you show us what the

3062
01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:57,920
interface looks like and how

3063
01:37:57,920 --> 01:37:58,770
you would get to all those

3064
01:37:58,770 --> 01:37:59,260
hundred.

3065
01:37:59,260 --> 01:38:00,940
How many titles are on this one

3066
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:01,480
disc?

3067
01:38:01,480 --> 01:38:02,890
I think we have about 500 at

3068
01:38:02,890 --> 01:38:03,480
this time.

3069
01:38:03,480 --> 01:38:04,720
And of course, it's updated

3070
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:06,200
quarterly with new programs.

3071
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:06,380
Wow, that's great.

3072
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:07,270
Or can you show us what the

3073
01:38:07,270 --> 01:38:08,310
interface looks like and how

3074
01:38:08,310 --> 01:38:09,220
you would get to all those

3075
01:38:09,220 --> 01:38:10,000
hundreds of titles?

3076
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:11,000
Sure.

3077
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:12,150
On the main screen in the lower

3078
01:38:12,150 --> 01:38:13,280
left-hand corner, you have a

3079
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:13,700
menu.

3080
01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:15,230
You can choose to select among

3081
01:38:15,230 --> 01:38:16,700
the program categories.

3082
01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:17,960
If you've already done that and

3083
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:19,010
tagged a few programs, you

3084
01:38:19,010 --> 01:38:20,460
could install or further review

3085
01:38:20,460 --> 01:38:21,320
them at this time.

3086
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:22,390
I suppose I want to look at the

3087
01:38:22,390 --> 01:38:23,610
program categories and see what

3088
01:38:23,610 --> 01:38:24,660
my choices are on this.

3089
01:38:24,660 --> 01:38:25,660
Sure, we'll pick that.

3090
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:26,870
You have some informational

3091
01:38:26,870 --> 01:38:27,300
files.

3092
01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:28,490
And as you can see, I'm

3093
01:38:28,490 --> 01:38:29,510
scrolling down through all

3094
01:38:29,510 --> 01:38:30,620
these great categories.

3095
01:38:30,620 --> 01:38:32,060
So my category of education

3096
01:38:32,060 --> 01:38:33,120
titles, games.

3097
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:34,120
A lot of applications.

3098
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:37,420
A big, big jump in GUI.

3099
01:38:37,940 --> 01:38:38,780
And within a year, you had,

3100
01:38:38,780 --> 01:38:40,090
what, the next year you had

3101
01:38:40,090 --> 01:38:41,580
fucking Windows 95.

3102
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:43,430
And gone was this sort of

3103
01:38:43,430 --> 01:38:45,830
fucking, I don't know what you

3104
01:38:45,830 --> 01:38:46,760
call it.

3105
01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:48,360
But it doesn't look nice.

3106
01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:49,590
Okay, and I suppose I want to

3107
01:38:49,590 --> 01:38:50,730
go down a layer and actually

3108
01:38:50,730 --> 01:38:51,890
drill down and see detail on

3109
01:38:51,890 --> 01:38:52,860
one of the titles.

3110
01:38:53,060 --> 01:38:53,360
Sure.

3111
01:38:53,580 --> 01:38:54,680
Let's go into the games, take a

3112
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:55,360
look at that.

3113
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:57,100
You can see the file name, the

3114
01:38:57,100 --> 01:38:58,480
title of the program, some

3115
01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,130
information about it, even who

3116
01:39:00,130 --> 01:39:00,780
wrote it.

3117
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:01,800
And what the terms are, if you

3118
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:02,940
want to actually register it,

3119
01:39:02,940 --> 01:39:04,020
what you should pay for it.

3120
01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:04,620
That's right.

3121
01:39:04,620 --> 01:39:05,430
All right, so how would I

3122
01:39:05,430 --> 01:39:06,540
launch one of these programs?

3123
01:39:06,620 --> 01:39:07,430
I'd actually want to get to

3124
01:39:07,430 --> 01:39:08,500
play the Blackjack game, let's

3125
01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:08,760
say.

3126
01:39:09,020 --> 01:39:09,300
Okay.

3127
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:10,580
Blackjack game.

3128
01:39:10,740 --> 01:39:12,760
Ultimate Blackjack 2.0.

3129
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:14,140
Go where no Blackjack player

3130
01:39:14,140 --> 01:39:15,100
has gone before.

3131
01:39:15,320 --> 01:39:16,900
Into the ultimate zone.

3132
01:39:17,980 --> 01:39:19,360
Great copywriting here.

3133
01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:21,610
Enter a fully animated casino

3134
01:39:21,610 --> 01:39:24,180
card game and gambling school.

3135
01:39:24,820 --> 01:39:25,960
Set the number of decks.

3136
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:27,540
Change casino rules.

3137
01:39:27,860 --> 01:39:29,340
Play with computer characters.

3138
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:31,080
Learn card counting.

3139
01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:32,600
$10.

3140
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:33,360
$3.

3141
01:39:33,820 --> 01:39:34,680
S&H.

3142
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:35,940
Whatever the fuck that is.

3143
01:39:36,060 --> 01:39:38,080
EGA plus company slash author

3144
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:40,220
name accidental software.

3145
01:39:40,980 --> 01:39:42,300
Okay, we've got Ultimate Blackjack

3146
01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:42,820
here.

3147
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:44,160
And if we want to go...

3148
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:45,600
But then I'm looking at it and

3149
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,040
it's the same copyright.

3150
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:49,430
It's the same copy for each

3151
01:39:49,430 --> 01:39:50,140
software.

3152
01:39:50,740 --> 01:39:51,140
Tittle.

3153
01:39:52,140 --> 01:39:53,340
The Baccarat.

3154
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:53,980
The Djinn.

3155
01:39:54,140 --> 01:39:54,820
The Blackjack.

3156
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:56,080
They all say the same.

3157
01:39:56,140 --> 01:39:56,840
Ultimate Baccarat.

3158
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,590
Go where no Baccarat player has

3159
01:39:59,590 --> 01:40:01,040
gone before.

3160
01:40:01,380 --> 01:40:02,680
Into the ultimate zone.

3161
01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:04,480
Enter a fully animated casino

3162
01:40:04,480 --> 01:40:06,580
card game and gambling school.

3163
01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:07,740
Use the tutor.

3164
01:40:08,100 --> 01:40:08,760
See stats.

3165
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:09,780
Change bets.

3166
01:40:10,060 --> 01:40:10,840
And much more.

3167
01:40:11,460 --> 01:40:12,890
And then Ultimate Djinn at the

3168
01:40:12,890 --> 01:40:13,420
bottom.

3169
01:40:14,740 --> 01:40:15,810
Go where no Djinn player has

3170
01:40:15,810 --> 01:40:17,200
gone before.

3171
01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:19,160
Into the ultimate zone.

3172
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:21,040
Ultimate zone.

3173
01:40:22,240 --> 01:40:23,160
Enter a fully animated card

3174
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:25,100
game with four notorious

3175
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:26,040
players.

3176
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:28,960
Select your Djinn variation.

3177
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,760
And play with Hollywood scoring

3178
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:32,540
if desired.

3179
01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:34,420
Set game scores.

3180
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:36,560
And if it's a spelling mistake.

3181
01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:38,840
G-M-A-E.

3182
01:40:39,180 --> 01:40:40,020
What a howler.

3183
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:44,420
Set game scores.

3184
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:46,680
And bonus amounts.

3185
01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:49,300
Accidental software.

3186
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:51,980
Fucking appropriate name there.

3187
01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:53,940
Because it was a big accident.

3188
01:40:54,380 --> 01:40:56,220
Spelling game like that.

3189
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:00,840
Launch one of these programs.

3190
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:01,810
I actually want to get to play

3191
01:41:01,810 --> 01:41:02,660
the Blackjack game.

3192
01:41:03,180 --> 01:41:03,580
Okay.

3193
01:41:03,660 --> 01:41:04,950
We've got Ultimate Blackjack

3194
01:41:04,950 --> 01:41:05,380
here.

3195
01:41:05,860 --> 01:41:06,470
And if we want to go out and

3196
01:41:06,470 --> 01:41:07,520
take a look at that.

3197
01:41:07,620 --> 01:41:09,420
We can run it directly from the

3198
01:41:09,420 --> 01:41:09,820
CD.

3199
01:41:11,340 --> 01:41:12,060
As you can see.

3200
01:41:12,060 --> 01:41:12,720
That's nice looking.

3201
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:13,080
Yeah.

3202
01:41:13,100 --> 01:41:14,060
It's a cute program.

3203
01:41:14,260 --> 01:41:15,090
You can pick how many other

3204
01:41:15,090 --> 01:41:16,200
people are going to play.

3205
01:41:16,580 --> 01:41:17,740
A lovely table.

3206
01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:19,530
The proportions of the table

3207
01:41:19,530 --> 01:41:20,840
are fucking huge.

3208
01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:22,290
I've never seen a Blackjack

3209
01:41:22,290 --> 01:41:23,280
table that big.

3210
01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:25,480
I've never seen a card table.

3211
01:41:25,620 --> 01:41:27,760
There's not even a fucking roulette

3212
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:28,960
table that big.

3213
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:31,040
You can see Rosemary West.

3214
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:33,230
Has her own little avatar and

3215
01:41:33,230 --> 01:41:34,360
character there.

3216
01:41:34,500 --> 01:41:35,740
With the name West.

3217
01:41:37,240 --> 01:41:38,060
And a couple of other NPC

3218
01:41:38,060 --> 01:41:39,280
players.

3219
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:40,670
Someone with his fucking feet

3220
01:41:40,670 --> 01:41:40,980
up.

3221
01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:42,780
And another fella with his

3222
01:41:42,780 --> 01:41:44,220
belly on the desk.

3223
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:45,760
Roshin.

3224
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,150
Thank you very very much there

3225
01:41:47,150 --> 01:41:47,800
for the tip.

3226
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:49,200
Would you ever try a DayZ

3227
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:49,860
stream?

3228
01:41:50,820 --> 01:41:51,600
Have you played it?

3229
01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:52,780
Have you seen it?

3230
01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:54,060
Have you heard about this?

3231
01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:56,440
I have heard about this.

3232
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:57,560
It's a great game.

3233
01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:59,180
I enjoy that game.

3234
01:41:59,940 --> 01:42:01,620
But it does go on forever.

3235
01:42:02,180 --> 01:42:03,820
And I wonder whether or not.

3236
01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:04,920
Look I won't write it off.

3237
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:06,700
Could revisit it at some stage.

3238
01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:08,060
Maybe.

3239
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:10,220
I'd be awful shit at it going

3240
01:42:10,220 --> 01:42:12,060
back to it right now.

3241
01:42:12,140 --> 01:42:12,860
You know as they say.

3242
01:42:12,980 --> 01:42:14,300
A freshie going in.

3243
01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:16,080
And then you just get fucking

3244
01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:16,800
murked.

3245
01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:19,060
By the experienced geared up

3246
01:42:19,060 --> 01:42:20,020
players.

3247
01:42:20,420 --> 01:42:21,700
I don't know about the whole

3248
01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:23,300
fucking role playing.

3249
01:42:23,420 --> 01:42:24,480
And talking to people thing.

3250
01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:28,260
Something about it I end up not.

3251
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:31,380
I can't commit to it.

3252
01:42:31,380 --> 01:42:32,500
I don't know about Chi.

3253
01:42:33,020 --> 01:42:33,820
I like the game.

3254
01:42:33,900 --> 01:42:35,460
But I'm not much of a talker.

3255
01:42:36,060 --> 01:42:36,460
In it.

3256
01:42:36,940 --> 01:42:39,660
And maybe that can be changed.

3257
01:42:39,780 --> 01:42:41,100
It's a mindset shift.

3258
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:42,060
I think it is.

3259
01:42:43,060 --> 01:42:44,640
Hey get that dealer up there.

3260
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:45,820
But thank you very much for the

3261
01:42:45,820 --> 01:42:46,140
tip.

3262
01:42:46,300 --> 01:42:47,700
And I might play that again.

3263
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:48,400
DayZ.

3264
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,060
What's the fucking new DayZ?

3265
01:42:50,300 --> 01:42:50,880
It's not.

3266
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:52,540
Oh yeah it's the Arma.

3267
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:53,580
I was playing Arma before.

3268
01:42:53,620 --> 01:42:54,390
And it's just like the real

3269
01:42:54,390 --> 01:42:54,720
thing.

3270
01:42:54,940 --> 01:42:55,520
Alright terrific.

3271
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:56,380
Thank you very much.

3272
01:42:56,580 --> 01:42:56,960
Thank you.

3273
01:42:57,080 --> 01:42:58,300
Let's take a look at what Craig

3274
01:42:58,300 --> 01:42:58,600
has.

3275
01:42:58,600 --> 01:42:59,830
And look at that animation

3276
01:42:59,830 --> 01:43:00,320
there.

3277
01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:01,820
Of the fucking Blackjack.

3278
01:43:01,820 --> 01:43:02,540
That's a cute program.

3279
01:43:02,740 --> 01:43:03,360
You can pick him.

3280
01:43:03,360 --> 01:43:04,800
Card sharp himself.

3281
01:43:04,940 --> 01:43:07,800
Let's take a look at what Craig

3282
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:08,940
has now.

3283
01:43:08,940 --> 01:43:13,030
And there is Rosemary West's

3284
01:43:13,030 --> 01:43:14,280
legs.

3285
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:16,080
Don't know how that happened.

3286
01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:16,820
Alright terrific.

3287
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:17,700
Thank you very much.

3288
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:18,260
Thank you.

3289
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:19,680
Let's take a look at what Craig

3290
01:43:19,680 --> 01:43:20,260
has now.

3291
01:43:20,340 --> 01:43:21,340
And you have Encarta.

3292
01:43:21,540 --> 01:43:23,180
Which is one of the CD-ROM.

3293
01:43:23,180 --> 01:43:23,700
Encarta.

3294
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:24,500
That are out there.

3295
01:43:24,840 --> 01:43:25,400
There are quite a few.

3296
01:43:25,940 --> 01:43:27,640
Kevin Carter.

3297
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,460
As you know.

3298
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:30,750
What kind of distinguishes Encarta

3299
01:43:30,750 --> 01:43:31,640
would you say Craig?

3300
01:43:31,660 --> 01:43:32,400
There are several things.

3301
01:43:32,460 --> 01:43:34,010
But one thing in particular is

3302
01:43:34,010 --> 01:43:35,560
that we are somewhat freed of

3303
01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:36,740
the print burden.

3304
01:43:36,740 --> 01:43:38,020
Of having to stick to a certain

3305
01:43:38,020 --> 01:43:38,700
pagination.

3306
01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:39,770
And we've found a way of

3307
01:43:39,770 --> 01:43:41,440
putting much much more on a CD.

3308
01:43:42,040 --> 01:43:42,760
And normally you mentioned

3309
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:44,570
earlier that 680 megabytes is a

3310
01:43:44,570 --> 01:43:44,980
lot.

3311
01:43:45,080 --> 01:43:46,480
And we find it to be very very.

3312
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:48,120
You consider that a limitation.

3313
01:43:48,300 --> 01:43:49,180
That's a big limitation.

3314
01:43:49,420 --> 01:43:50,600
So you've managed to compress

3315
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:52,200
and squeeze even more on that.

3316
01:43:52,480 --> 01:43:53,280
We've had to squeeze and

3317
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:53,900
compress.

3318
01:43:54,140 --> 01:43:55,110
And that's Microsoft all the

3319
01:43:55,110 --> 01:43:55,460
way.

3320
01:43:55,540 --> 01:43:56,460
They knew what they were doing.

3321
01:43:56,600 --> 01:43:57,760
They knew how to optimize this

3322
01:43:57,760 --> 01:43:58,100
shit.

3323
01:43:58,240 --> 01:43:58,960
You mentioned earlier that.

3324
01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:01,720
Look at the wry smile on Bartholomew

3325
01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:02,740
Schmeagel.

3326
01:44:02,740 --> 01:44:05,100
Schmeagel when he announces the

3327
01:44:05,100 --> 01:44:07,250
compression data rate on this

3328
01:44:07,250 --> 01:44:08,000
piece.

3329
01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:09,260
80 megabytes is a lot.

3330
01:44:09,360 --> 01:44:10,540
And we find it to be very very

3331
01:44:10,540 --> 01:44:10,980
very.

3332
01:44:10,980 --> 01:44:12,420
You consider that a limitation.

3333
01:44:13,140 --> 01:44:14,020
Oh a big limitation.

3334
01:44:14,220 --> 01:44:14,560
And we've found.

3335
01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:15,730
So you've managed to compress

3336
01:44:15,730 --> 01:44:17,020
and squeeze even more on that.

3337
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:18,780
We found a way to squeeze on 8

3338
01:44:18,780 --> 01:44:19,900
hours of sound.

3339
01:44:20,160 --> 01:44:20,340
Wow.

3340
01:44:20,440 --> 01:44:21,630
Considering that a normal audio

3341
01:44:21,630 --> 01:44:22,820
CD has an hour and 10 minutes

3342
01:44:22,820 --> 01:44:23,320
of sound.

3343
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:23,780
It's quite a bit.

3344
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,180
8 hours of sound plus the encyclopedia.

3345
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:27,110
Plus 9 million words and 7,000

3346
01:44:27,110 --> 01:44:27,640
photos.

3347
01:44:27,940 --> 01:44:28,160
All right.

3348
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:28,920
Show us how it works.

3349
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:29,880
Let's go into the Jamaica

3350
01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:30,380
article.

3351
01:44:30,380 --> 01:44:31,350
You're using the sort of volume

3352
01:44:31,350 --> 01:44:32,330
and the encyclopedia metaphor

3353
01:44:32,330 --> 01:44:32,820
up there.

3354
01:44:32,820 --> 01:44:33,470
We think it's something that

3355
01:44:33,470 --> 01:44:34,120
people are very comfortable

3356
01:44:34,120 --> 01:44:34,360
with.

3357
01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:34,660
Sure.

3358
01:44:34,660 --> 01:44:35,500
We'll put out the J book.

3359
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:38,140
And I can just type in Jamaica.

3360
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:39,640
And up comes Jamaica.

3361
01:44:39,860 --> 01:44:39,900
Good stuff.

3362
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:40,860
We're going to get some Jamaican

3363
01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:41,180
stuff.

3364
01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:42,300
And I go to the article on

3365
01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:42,920
Jamaica.

3366
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:44,860
It's what you make of it.

3367
01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:45,780
And I tell you this.

3368
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:47,440
This does not look as good as

3369
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:49,840
Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe.

3370
01:44:49,940 --> 01:44:50,880
I see that there.

3371
01:44:51,020 --> 01:44:53,200
And that was a Windows 98 joint.

3372
01:44:54,140 --> 01:44:54,580
So I mean.

3373
01:44:55,820 --> 01:44:56,600
I'm thinking about something

3374
01:44:56,600 --> 01:44:59,000
that came four years after this.

3375
01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:00,690
And they obviously improved on

3376
01:45:00,690 --> 01:45:01,560
the formula.

3377
01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:04,100
When I come to the article here.

3378
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:05,360
I have the text over here.

3379
01:45:05,500 --> 01:45:06,810
There's 9 million words of text

3380
01:45:06,810 --> 01:45:07,480
in Encarta.

3381
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:09,560
There's a category area.

3382
01:45:09,660 --> 01:45:10,550
And there's a graphics area

3383
01:45:10,550 --> 01:45:10,880
here.

3384
01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:12,060
So that screen is hot.

3385
01:45:12,180 --> 01:45:13,780
I can click on those graphics.

3386
01:45:13,960 --> 01:45:14,980
I can click on the words.

3387
01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:15,780
I can click on.

3388
01:45:15,860 --> 01:45:16,980
I see you have sound files and

3389
01:45:16,980 --> 01:45:17,340
so on.

3390
01:45:17,360 --> 01:45:18,240
All the words here are hot.

3391
01:45:18,240 --> 01:45:20,050
And I'd love to see Stu wearing

3392
01:45:20,050 --> 01:45:21,850
one of those kind of dreadlock

3393
01:45:21,850 --> 01:45:22,440
wigs.

3394
01:45:22,620 --> 01:45:24,540
And then trying to speak Jamaican

3395
01:45:24,540 --> 01:45:26,240
patois during this bit for a

3396
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:26,940
laugh.

3397
01:45:27,100 --> 01:45:28,960
But it's racist.

3398
01:45:29,720 --> 01:45:30,470
And he would never have done

3399
01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:31,360
that anyway.

3400
01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:35,230
But I wonder what Stu is like

3401
01:45:35,230 --> 01:45:37,900
off the screen.

3402
01:45:37,900 --> 01:45:39,770
And what kind of hijinks and

3403
01:45:39,770 --> 01:45:41,800
fun would he be at when there's

3404
01:45:41,800 --> 01:45:43,770
no cameras rolling and stuff

3405
01:45:43,770 --> 01:45:44,800
like that.

3406
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:45,520
Is he cheeky?

3407
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:48,500
I mean he controls the scenario

3408
01:45:48,500 --> 01:45:49,780
very well.

3409
01:45:49,860 --> 01:45:50,620
We'll take you to other

3410
01:45:50,620 --> 01:45:51,080
articles.

3411
01:45:51,540 --> 01:45:54,320
We can scroll down the text.

3412
01:45:54,380 --> 01:45:55,120
And as the text scrolls the

3413
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:56,180
pictures will change here.

3414
01:45:56,440 --> 01:45:56,930
So everything is linked

3415
01:45:56,930 --> 01:45:57,380
together.

3416
01:45:57,820 --> 01:45:59,270
And if we move across here a

3417
01:45:59,270 --> 01:46:00,790
bit further we'll come down

3418
01:46:00,790 --> 01:46:02,490
here to an audio clip by Bob

3419
01:46:02,490 --> 01:46:03,260
Marley.

3420
01:46:03,820 --> 01:46:04,940
Let's bring that up and play it.

3421
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:05,280
Yes.

3422
01:46:05,640 --> 01:46:06,590
There are quite a number of

3423
01:46:06,590 --> 01:46:07,360
audio clips here.

3424
01:46:07,420 --> 01:46:08,390
And they all range in about the

3425
01:46:08,390 --> 01:46:09,620
25 to 30 second range.

3426
01:46:11,420 --> 01:46:11,690
And we can take this and listen

3427
01:46:11,690 --> 01:46:13,680
to it all the way through.

3428
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:15,220
We can stop it and copy it.

3429
01:46:15,380 --> 01:46:15,980
Oh look at that.

3430
01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:16,780
I was pretending.

3431
01:46:16,780 --> 01:46:17,560
He has a chip on his shoulder.

3432
01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:18,670
At least he's not a bag of

3433
01:46:18,670 --> 01:46:19,160
chips.

3434
01:46:19,620 --> 01:46:20,820
Thanks very much there Electric

3435
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:21,440
Stew Glue.

3436
01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:23,280
When I was pretending to do a

3437
01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:25,360
jazz cigarette ganja man rasta

3438
01:46:25,360 --> 01:46:27,200
move to the stand up for your

3439
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:27,900
right.

3440
01:46:28,540 --> 01:46:30,380
That tip message came in.

3441
01:46:30,440 --> 01:46:31,220
And it was a picture of me

3442
01:46:31,220 --> 01:46:32,230
doing that as well at the same

3443
01:46:32,230 --> 01:46:32,600
time.

3444
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:34,200
Very very creepy and weird.

3445
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:36,340
And we can take this and listen

3446
01:46:36,340 --> 01:46:38,360
to it all the way through.

3447
01:46:38,440 --> 01:46:40,100
Or we can stop it and copy it.

3448
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:41,920
So you can actually copy and

3449
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:42,520
paste.

3450
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:43,740
Thank you very much there

3451
01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:44,880
Electric Stew Glue.

3452
01:46:44,940 --> 01:46:46,160
The sound files.

3453
01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:46,940
I take out the text.

3454
01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:47,440
The graphics.

3455
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:48,700
And we can take the sound files

3456
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:49,740
into a word processor.

3457
01:46:49,980 --> 01:46:50,950
For instance if I'm a student

3458
01:46:50,950 --> 01:46:52,040
doing a school report.

3459
01:46:52,400 --> 01:46:53,040
And just bring up my word

3460
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:54,640
processor directly from Encarta.

3461
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:56,080
I can type in whatever my

3462
01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:56,920
report is.

3463
01:46:58,300 --> 01:46:59,020
Fucking hell.

3464
01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:01,540
Fucking hell.

3465
01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:02,580
Michael Kraft.

3466
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:03,340
Thank you very much.

3467
01:47:03,460 --> 01:47:04,520
That really is.

3468
01:47:06,700 --> 01:47:07,140
Stoneham.

3469
01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:08,510
I didn't even know that alert

3470
01:47:08,510 --> 01:47:09,360
even existed.

3471
01:47:10,480 --> 01:47:11,280
Well I mean I did.

3472
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:11,920
I made it.

3473
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:13,160
But I fucking forgot about it.

3474
01:47:13,480 --> 01:47:14,320
Thank you very much there.

3475
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:15,380
Chances of you getting.

3476
01:47:15,980 --> 01:47:16,820
From Michael Kraft.

3477
01:47:16,920 --> 01:47:18,040
Chances of you getting on the

3478
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:18,980
Minecraft grind.

3479
01:47:19,540 --> 01:47:20,390
I am not really into the

3480
01:47:20,390 --> 01:47:21,880
Minecraft Michael.

3481
01:47:22,100 --> 01:47:23,420
But fair play to the Minecraft.

3482
01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:26,040
World out there.

3483
01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:26,960
They're a big world.

3484
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:27,840
And fair play.

3485
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:29,500
And all the best with it.

3486
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:30,700
Just click paste.

3487
01:47:31,060 --> 01:47:32,720
And the sound files in here.

3488
01:47:32,780 --> 01:47:33,260
And it plays.

3489
01:47:33,660 --> 01:47:33,780
Alright.

3490
01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:34,640
What else can you show us about

3491
01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:35,220
the interface.

3492
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:36,970
And the way you take advantage

3493
01:47:36,970 --> 01:47:38,420
of the CD-ROM medium.

3494
01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:39,020
Okay.

3495
01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:40,650
Let's move over here to the

3496
01:47:40,650 --> 01:47:41,460
timeline.

3497
01:47:42,340 --> 01:47:44,120
500,000 BC.

3498
01:47:44,280 --> 01:47:45,960
Half a million before Christ.

3499
01:47:48,360 --> 01:47:49,700
They invented fire.

3500
01:47:50,160 --> 01:47:50,960
Thank you.

3501
01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:52,360
Thank you.

3502
01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:55,330
Peter Andre literally did a

3503
01:47:55,330 --> 01:47:56,440
film this year.

3504
01:47:56,520 --> 01:47:57,700
Where he pretends to be a Jamaican.

3505
01:47:57,880 --> 01:47:58,960
Called Jafacon.

3506
01:47:59,300 --> 01:48:00,000
Says Conrad.

3507
01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:00,880
I'll have to fucking.

3508
01:48:01,080 --> 01:48:02,120
Maybe have a look at that.

3509
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,420
That sounds like me.

3510
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:04,660
I wonder.

3511
01:48:04,780 --> 01:48:05,510
It'd be great to be able to

3512
01:48:05,510 --> 01:48:06,380
watch these things on the

3513
01:48:06,380 --> 01:48:07,100
fucking stream.

3514
01:48:08,240 --> 01:48:09,140
Game Boy.

3515
01:48:11,140 --> 01:48:11,780
Anaconda G.

3516
01:48:12,740 --> 01:48:14,120
How are you?

3517
01:48:14,340 --> 01:48:15,230
Thank you very much for the tip

3518
01:48:15,230 --> 01:48:15,620
there.

3519
01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:16,820
So Human Origins.

3520
01:48:17,020 --> 01:48:17,760
Anaconda G.

3521
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:19,400
Human Origins.

3522
01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:21,920
The Invention of Fire.

3523
01:48:23,260 --> 01:48:24,480
500,000 BC.

3524
01:48:25,140 --> 01:48:26,440
The Woolly Mammoth.

3525
01:48:27,140 --> 01:48:27,480
Okay.

3526
01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:29,280
Are you following this?

3527
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:31,280
700.

3528
01:48:32,500 --> 01:48:33,140
Neolithic.

3529
01:48:34,060 --> 01:48:34,540
Dogs.

3530
01:48:36,780 --> 01:48:37,920
Unbelievable timeline.

3531
01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:39,020
We're trying to present

3532
01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:40,400
information graphically in a

3533
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:41,710
way that people can relate to

3534
01:48:41,710 --> 01:48:42,740
the information.

3535
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:44,540
This starts with prehistory.

3536
01:48:45,020 --> 01:48:45,960
And if I drop it anywhere along

3537
01:48:45,960 --> 01:48:47,400
here, I can drop anywhere at

3538
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:48,380
any point in time.

3539
01:48:48,420 --> 01:48:49,340
And that screen's hot too.

3540
01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:50,470
I can click on any one of those

3541
01:48:50,470 --> 01:48:51,320
things and go to it.

3542
01:48:51,340 --> 01:48:52,120
It's a hot screen.

3543
01:48:52,260 --> 01:48:53,480
A hot little screen we got.

3544
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,220
And a lovely end character

3545
01:48:55,220 --> 01:48:56,600
timeline of life.

3546
01:48:57,080 --> 01:48:57,740
Which I'm going to have to go

3547
01:48:57,740 --> 01:48:58,580
back and revisit.

3548
01:48:58,740 --> 01:49:00,160
I did end character last year

3549
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:01,120
and it failed.

3550
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:02,680
The virtual machine crashed.

3551
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:04,980
But I've got it rejigged now.

3552
01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:07,080
I think I've done PCMU now

3553
01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:09,510
instead of running a virtual

3554
01:49:09,510 --> 01:49:10,980
box scenario.

3555
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:11,980
These are all hot.

3556
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:12,920
Like for instance, I can click

3557
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:13,920
here on Rock Around the Clock.

3558
01:49:14,060 --> 01:49:15,320
I get a short article here.

3559
01:49:15,740 --> 01:49:16,880
I can click here on Rock Music.

3560
01:49:17,160 --> 01:49:18,280
Jump to the Rock Music article.

3561
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:19,980
And I can look at any of these

3562
01:49:19,980 --> 01:49:20,920
items here.

3563
01:49:21,460 --> 01:49:22,600
Give you an idea of the range.

3564
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:23,490
Or I can copy text out to

3565
01:49:23,490 --> 01:49:23,960
report.

3566
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:24,540
That's really great.

3567
01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:25,420
Okay, thanks a lot.

3568
01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:25,560
Really great.

3569
01:49:25,900 --> 01:49:26,880
Let's take a look at what we

3570
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:28,460
have from Eden Interactive.

3571
01:49:28,620 --> 01:49:29,460
And you have a disc called

3572
01:49:29,460 --> 01:49:30,400
American Visions.

3573
01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:31,230
And this is sort of a

3574
01:49:31,230 --> 01:49:32,500
collection of modern art on a

3575
01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:33,080
CD-ROM.

3576
01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:33,520
Yes.

3577
01:49:33,580 --> 01:49:34,720
Its subtitle is 20th Century

3578
01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:35,830
Art from the Roy R. Neuberger

3579
01:49:35,830 --> 01:49:36,520
Collection.

3580
01:49:36,620 --> 01:49:38,250
It's Minu Sabore from Eden

3581
01:49:38,250 --> 01:49:39,260
Interactive.

3582
01:49:39,940 --> 01:49:41,060
How many paintings and works of

3583
01:49:41,060 --> 01:49:42,060
art would be on the disc?

3584
01:49:42,260 --> 01:49:43,260
On the disc we have included

3585
01:49:43,260 --> 01:49:44,900
210 works of art representing

3586
01:49:44,900 --> 01:49:46,460
140 different artists.

3587
01:49:46,460 --> 01:49:47,590
So one of the real challenges

3588
01:49:47,590 --> 01:49:48,530
in these collections is

3589
01:49:48,530 --> 01:49:49,720
navigating through the thing

3590
01:49:49,720 --> 01:49:50,690
and how to deal with all that

3591
01:49:50,690 --> 01:49:51,040
material.

3592
01:49:51,160 --> 01:49:52,120
How do you solve that problem?

3593
01:49:52,360 --> 01:49:53,660
Well, the way we did it was,

3594
01:49:53,660 --> 01:49:54,700
let me show you.

3595
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:56,860
What you have before you is the

3596
01:49:56,860 --> 01:49:58,720
visual table of contents or the

3597
01:49:58,720 --> 01:50:00,640
browse screen as we call it.

3598
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:01,830
And in the top row you have

3599
01:50:01,830 --> 01:50:03,540
thumbnails of the works of art.

3600
01:50:03,960 --> 01:50:05,040
In the second row we wanted

3601
01:50:05,040 --> 01:50:06,180
people to see what the artists

3602
01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:06,840
look like.

3603
01:50:06,900 --> 01:50:07,750
So we have portraits of the

3604
01:50:07,750 --> 01:50:08,180
artists.

3605
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:09,680
The third row is the commentary

3606
01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:10,080
row.

3607
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:11,130
So you have quotes by the

3608
01:50:11,130 --> 01:50:12,400
artist, reflections of the

3609
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:13,890
collector, and some historians

3610
01:50:13,890 --> 01:50:15,520
and critics are also included.

3611
01:50:16,000 --> 01:50:16,660
And the fourth row is the

3612
01:50:16,660 --> 01:50:18,390
social, political, and artistic

3613
01:50:18,390 --> 01:50:20,100
context of the time of the art.

3614
01:50:20,100 --> 01:50:20,620
That's nice.

3615
01:50:20,620 --> 01:50:21,520
So you have different views.

3616
01:50:21,640 --> 01:50:22,100
What are they?

3617
01:50:22,520 --> 01:50:23,570
We provide for three different

3618
01:50:23,570 --> 01:50:25,020
views to navigate through.

3619
01:50:25,020 --> 01:50:26,080
Brad Gooch.

3620
01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:27,860
I didn't see that.

3621
01:50:28,260 --> 01:50:29,320
Oh yeah, Brad Gooch.

3622
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:30,500
Right there.

3623
01:50:30,560 --> 01:50:31,560
I wonder what he did.

3624
01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:33,140
Who was he?

3625
01:50:35,080 --> 01:50:36,540
Will you be re-wetting the Gooch

3626
01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:38,060
Minister?

3627
01:50:38,580 --> 01:50:39,780
Thank you very much there, Ed

3628
01:50:39,780 --> 01:50:42,020
the Ball, for your kind-heartedness,

3629
01:50:42,020 --> 01:50:43,710
with compliments for your top

3630
01:50:43,710 --> 01:50:45,720
reviewing of CD-ROM reviews.

3631
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:46,480
Ed Gooch.

3632
01:50:49,020 --> 01:50:49,860
Ed Gooch?

3633
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:51,040
No.

3634
01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:55,840
Ed Gooch on LinkedIn.

3635
01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:57,440
Ed Gooch LinkedIn.

3636
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:59,670
Ed Gooch decomposed remains

3637
01:50:59,670 --> 01:51:00,460
found.

3638
01:51:00,580 --> 01:51:01,820
Hopefully not that Ed Gooch.

3639
01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:03,700
Ed Gooch.

3640
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:05,580
Edward Gooch profiles.

3641
01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:12,760
Where is Gooch located?

3642
01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:15,490
Why is Colin Cooper called the

3643
01:51:15,490 --> 01:51:16,380
Gooch?

3644
01:51:16,980 --> 01:51:18,640
Where is Gooch located?

3645
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:20,160
The Perineum.

3646
01:51:20,160 --> 01:51:29,180
So we'll just move on from that.

3647
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:31,030
I think that we've done that,

3648
01:51:31,030 --> 01:51:32,460
really, haven't we?

3649
01:51:33,540 --> 01:51:34,360
Let's just see this.

3650
01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:35,570
What goes on in this town is

3651
01:51:35,570 --> 01:51:36,740
none of your business.

3652
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:38,020
As long as I'm living here, it

3653
01:51:38,020 --> 01:51:38,340
is.

3654
01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:40,090
Then maybe you shouldn't be

3655
01:51:40,090 --> 01:51:41,120
living here!

3656
01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:43,220
Okay.

3657
01:51:43,220 --> 01:51:44,520
Well, that's easily fixed.

3658
01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:45,480
Okay.

3659
01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:48,280
Now, if I fucking gone and lost

3660
01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:51,320
the Computer Chronicles episode

3661
01:51:51,320 --> 01:51:54,040
that I was watching there.

3662
01:51:54,580 --> 01:51:57,260
Oh no, it was on Dara's site.

3663
01:51:57,260 --> 01:51:58,600
This is all embedded.

3664
01:51:58,780 --> 01:51:59,910
We don't even need to be on the

3665
01:51:59,910 --> 01:52:00,920
YouTube anymore.

3666
01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:01,980
This is all embedded.

3667
01:52:02,760 --> 01:52:04,170
And, you know, apologies there,

3668
01:52:04,170 --> 01:52:04,900
Sam Lee.

3669
01:52:04,980 --> 01:52:06,490
I'm not ignoring your wonderful

3670
01:52:06,490 --> 01:52:07,220
site as well.

3671
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:10,730
It's just, I'm going to have to

3672
01:52:10,730 --> 01:52:13,170
fill in the fucking episode

3673
01:52:13,170 --> 01:52:15,880
checkbox after this.

3674
01:52:16,260 --> 01:52:18,130
So that has me turning down the

3675
01:52:18,130 --> 01:52:19,980
volume on maybe you shouldn't

3676
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:21,700
be living here as then reset

3677
01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:23,780
the original volume on this,

3678
01:52:23,780 --> 01:52:24,880
which then I have to go back

3679
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:26,400
and then reset myself there.

3680
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:28,640
It's a crazy, crazy world we're

3681
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:29,500
living in.

3682
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,800
Please, please stay with us.

3683
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:33,270
We provide for three different

3684
01:52:33,270 --> 01:52:34,570
views to navigate through the

3685
01:52:34,570 --> 01:52:35,160
content.

3686
01:52:35,460 --> 01:52:36,620
One of them is chronological.

3687
01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:38,770
So you click on the clock, the

3688
01:52:38,770 --> 01:52:40,570
watch, excuse me, and you get a

3689
01:52:40,570 --> 01:52:41,160
year.

3690
01:52:41,340 --> 01:52:42,580
And you click and drag the year.

3691
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:43,820
And you stop at a year.

3692
01:52:43,920 --> 01:52:45,920
And when you stop, the world is...

3693
01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:47,020
Cheese and beans.

3694
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:48,510
Thank you very much, Cobine,

3695
01:52:48,510 --> 01:52:49,800
for your kind hour tip.

3696
01:52:49,860 --> 01:52:51,240
And again, Ed the Ball, very,

3697
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:52,000
very kindly.

3698
01:52:52,100 --> 01:52:52,620
Thank you very much.

3699
01:52:52,620 --> 01:52:53,860
And Anna Cotton, did she?

3700
01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:54,480
Thank you very much.

3701
01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:55,520
And Conrad as well.

3702
01:52:55,600 --> 01:52:56,260
And Michael Kraft.

3703
01:52:56,360 --> 01:52:56,980
Thank you very much.

3704
01:52:56,980 --> 01:52:58,250
That were created during that

3705
01:52:58,250 --> 01:52:58,640
year?

3706
01:52:58,780 --> 01:52:59,220
Exactly.

3707
01:52:59,460 --> 01:53:00,020
And again, in Summit.

3708
01:53:00,020 --> 01:53:01,860
Electric, Stu, Glue, and Roshi.

3709
01:53:01,980 --> 01:53:03,060
Thank you very, very much.

3710
01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:03,880
Exactly.

3711
01:53:04,500 --> 01:53:06,300
And the second way is alphabetical.

3712
01:53:06,380 --> 01:53:07,880
And that's rather self-explanatory.

3713
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:08,540
You go through the whole

3714
01:53:08,540 --> 01:53:08,940
alphabet.

3715
01:53:09,040 --> 01:53:09,900
And what was the third one?

3716
01:53:09,960 --> 01:53:11,300
The third one is by Schools and

3717
01:53:11,300 --> 01:53:12,120
Styles of Art.

3718
01:53:12,260 --> 01:53:13,380
And there are about 26

3719
01:53:13,380 --> 01:53:14,870
different ones included on the

3720
01:53:14,870 --> 01:53:15,380
title.

3721
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:17,840
So let's go.

3722
01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:19,180
I want to show you a clip of

3723
01:53:19,180 --> 01:53:20,870
one of the QuickTime clips that

3724
01:53:20,870 --> 01:53:22,420
we have of Joseph Albers.

3725
01:53:22,500 --> 01:53:23,580
It's a rather delightful one.

3726
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:25,160
And we're going into the image

3727
01:53:25,160 --> 01:53:25,960
screen now.

3728
01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:26,900
So this is my chance to

3729
01:53:26,900 --> 01:53:28,050
actually talk to the artist,

3730
01:53:28,050 --> 01:53:29,240
what you always want to do.

3731
01:53:29,580 --> 01:53:31,090
Thank you very much, Jackie,

3732
01:53:31,090 --> 01:53:32,800
for the twisted tip there.

3733
01:53:33,260 --> 01:53:34,900
What I'm clicking on is the

3734
01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:35,700
links.

3735
01:53:35,880 --> 01:53:36,860
And the links are the thumbnail.

3736
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:38,560
Stu got excited there.

3737
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:40,660
This is my chance to talk to

3738
01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:41,340
the artist.

3739
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:43,500
A wry smile as Sean Heffernan

3740
01:53:43,500 --> 01:53:46,040
launches three puddings at me.

3741
01:53:46,100 --> 01:53:46,940
Thank you very much.

3742
01:53:46,940 --> 01:53:47,980
My chance to actually talk to

3743
01:53:47,980 --> 01:53:48,930
the artist, what you always

3744
01:53:48,930 --> 01:53:49,840
want to do when you look at a

3745
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:50,600
painting, right?

3746
01:53:50,740 --> 01:53:51,060
Exactly.

3747
01:53:51,360 --> 01:53:52,800
To hear their reflection.

3748
01:53:52,900 --> 01:53:53,980
I don't know if I ever want to

3749
01:53:53,980 --> 01:53:55,020
talk to the artist.

3750
01:53:55,180 --> 01:53:57,140
I just enjoy the art, you know?

3751
01:53:57,540 --> 01:53:58,500
Rather delightful one.

3752
01:53:58,880 --> 01:54:00,090
And we're going into the image

3753
01:54:00,090 --> 01:54:00,900
screen now.

3754
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:01,940
So this is my chance to

3755
01:54:01,940 --> 01:54:03,050
actually talk to the artist,

3756
01:54:03,050 --> 01:54:04,170
what you always want to do when

3757
01:54:04,170 --> 01:54:05,180
you look at a painting, right?

3758
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:05,680
Exactly.

3759
01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:06,720
To hear...

3760
01:54:06,720 --> 01:54:07,920
Do you reckon Stu had any

3761
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:09,000
actual interest?

3762
01:54:09,840 --> 01:54:11,020
Or did he sort of just end up

3763
01:54:11,020 --> 01:54:12,120
in the job?

3764
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:13,780
Asks Poddy Bob.

3765
01:54:13,940 --> 01:54:14,560
Thanks for the tip.

3766
01:54:15,160 --> 01:54:16,500
He definitely had the interest.

3767
01:54:16,680 --> 01:54:18,200
Sure, he was trained in law.

3768
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:19,740
He was going to be a shark.

3769
01:54:20,180 --> 01:54:21,270
Imagine him being the fucking

3770
01:54:21,270 --> 01:54:22,180
prosecution.

3771
01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:24,160
Hangman, judge and jury.

3772
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:24,960
Stu.

3773
01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:26,530
And he just went into this

3774
01:54:26,530 --> 01:54:28,240
world because it was what he

3775
01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:29,760
fucking loved doing.

3776
01:54:30,100 --> 01:54:30,840
How could you not?

3777
01:54:31,100 --> 01:54:33,280
How could you rock off 20 years

3778
01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:35,260
of Computer Chronicles, you

3779
01:54:35,260 --> 01:54:36,380
know,

3780
01:54:36,440 --> 01:54:37,480
without having an interest in

3781
01:54:37,480 --> 01:54:37,720
it?

3782
01:54:37,740 --> 01:54:38,840
He fucking loved it, man.

3783
01:54:38,880 --> 01:54:39,460
He lived it.

3784
01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:40,220
He breathed it.

3785
01:54:40,280 --> 01:54:40,980
He ate it.

3786
01:54:41,040 --> 01:54:41,740
He slept it.

3787
01:54:41,820 --> 01:54:42,400
He shat it.

3788
01:54:43,000 --> 01:54:43,960
He is the Stu.

3789
01:54:44,980 --> 01:54:45,980
Here are the reflections.

3790
01:54:46,820 --> 01:54:48,300
What I'm clicking on is the

3791
01:54:48,300 --> 01:54:49,200
links.

3792
01:54:49,380 --> 01:54:50,110
And the links are the

3793
01:54:50,110 --> 01:54:51,050
thumbnails that were on the

3794
01:54:51,050 --> 01:54:51,760
browse screen,

3795
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:53,240
but as they directly related to

3796
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:54,740
this particular painting.

3797
01:54:54,860 --> 01:54:55,560
Okay, so can we go to the clip?

3798
01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:56,260
Let's go to the clip.

3799
01:54:59,160 --> 01:55:01,090
My four colours invite you to

3800
01:55:01,090 --> 01:55:03,300
see three.

3801
01:55:04,220 --> 01:55:05,700
And not only that,

3802
01:55:06,160 --> 01:55:08,070
you should also see that all

3803
01:55:08,070 --> 01:55:10,200
these colours are opaque.

3804
01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:13,540
Not transparent, translucent.

3805
01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:15,420
But you can't see them in

3806
01:55:15,420 --> 01:55:16,700
another way.

3807
01:55:16,700 --> 01:55:17,140
That's great.

3808
01:55:17,260 --> 01:55:18,060
You can't just do that in the

3809
01:55:18,060 --> 01:55:18,440
museum.

3810
01:55:18,560 --> 01:55:20,420
You can't see them in another

3811
01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:20,960
way.

3812
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:22,820
Thank you very much there, Omar.

3813
01:55:22,980 --> 01:55:24,740
My chance to talk to the artist.

3814
01:55:24,740 --> 01:55:25,100
Is that delightful?

3815
01:55:25,340 --> 01:55:26,380
No, you can't.

3816
01:55:26,980 --> 01:55:27,910
Another feature that I would

3817
01:55:27,910 --> 01:55:28,900
like to show you,

3818
01:55:29,060 --> 01:55:30,000
let's go back to the browse

3819
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:30,440
screen,

3820
01:55:30,820 --> 01:55:32,270
is something that you can't get

3821
01:55:32,270 --> 01:55:33,220
into a museum,

3822
01:55:33,380 --> 01:55:35,400
get at the museum experience.

3823
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:36,770
And that is the detail of a

3824
01:55:36,770 --> 01:55:37,600
work of art.

3825
01:55:37,600 --> 01:55:38,900
Squeaky eye.

3826
01:55:39,060 --> 01:55:40,710
Thank you very, very much for

3827
01:55:40,710 --> 01:55:41,200
the tip.

3828
01:55:41,320 --> 01:55:42,500
Loving the stream tonight?

3829
01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:44,640
I don't know if you're asking

3830
01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:46,320
me if I'm loving the stream,

3831
01:55:46,480 --> 01:55:47,300
or if you're saying that and

3832
01:55:47,300 --> 01:55:48,220
you've accidentally,

3833
01:55:48,320 --> 01:55:50,200
you've left it for me to really

3834
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:51,600
decide whether or not you're

3835
01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:52,420
loving it.

3836
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:53,420
But thanks very much for the

3837
01:55:53,420 --> 01:55:53,840
tip there.

3838
01:55:54,680 --> 01:55:55,760
I am enjoying the stream very

3839
01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:56,840
much indeed.

3840
01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:58,470
I think it's a great episode so

3841
01:55:58,470 --> 01:55:58,900
far.

3842
01:55:59,220 --> 01:56:01,980
Her shirt is kind of turquistic.

3843
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:03,360
Teal.

3844
01:56:03,900 --> 01:56:04,900
Elements of teal.

3845
01:56:05,040 --> 01:56:05,780
Peter teal.

3846
01:56:06,580 --> 01:56:07,680
It's aquatic.

3847
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:09,720
It's aqua zone.

3848
01:56:10,060 --> 01:56:11,040
It's aqua force.

3849
01:56:12,060 --> 01:56:12,940
It's beautiful.

3850
01:56:13,620 --> 01:56:15,540
And fair place for wearing that

3851
01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:16,380
shirt.

3852
01:56:17,380 --> 01:56:18,500
Stroke blouse.

3853
01:56:18,920 --> 01:56:20,280
And I want to show you a

3854
01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:22,300
painting by David Park,

3855
01:56:22,460 --> 01:56:23,240
and we'll go to P.

3856
01:56:23,740 --> 01:56:25,110
I want to tell you also that

3857
01:56:25,110 --> 01:56:27,470
this title has 24-bit color

3858
01:56:27,470 --> 01:56:29,200
replications of the work of art.

3859
01:56:29,380 --> 01:56:30,360
And that's different from

3860
01:56:30,360 --> 01:56:31,590
anything else that's on the

3861
01:56:31,590 --> 01:56:32,520
market right now.

3862
01:56:32,520 --> 01:56:33,830
So you call up the Green Canoe

3863
01:56:33,830 --> 01:56:34,820
painting by Park.

3864
01:56:35,840 --> 01:56:36,240
Exactly.

3865
01:56:36,660 --> 01:56:36,880
All right.

3866
01:56:37,020 --> 01:56:38,080
So again, what you're saying is

3867
01:56:38,080 --> 01:56:39,190
sometimes we think that, you

3868
01:56:39,190 --> 01:56:39,500
know,

3869
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:40,650
you really want to see great

3870
01:56:40,650 --> 01:56:41,520
paintings on a CRT,

3871
01:56:41,620 --> 01:56:42,560
but you're saying in fact there's

3872
01:56:42,560 --> 01:56:43,440
some things we can do with the

3873
01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:43,880
computer

3874
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:44,610
that I couldn't do in the

3875
01:56:44,610 --> 01:56:45,000
museum.

3876
01:56:45,020 --> 01:56:45,520
In the museum.

3877
01:56:45,740 --> 01:56:47,350
One of them you just saw was a

3878
01:56:47,350 --> 01:56:48,720
clip of the artist,

3879
01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:50,080
and another one is a detail.

3880
01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:52,440
So you sort of zoom in.

3881
01:56:52,440 --> 01:56:52,740
What do you mean?

3882
01:56:52,960 --> 01:56:54,480
Well, we've chosen the area of

3883
01:56:54,480 --> 01:56:56,180
the painting to zoom in on.

3884
01:56:56,320 --> 01:56:57,380
It's a file that's stored,

3885
01:56:57,540 --> 01:56:59,220
and you use this icon to go to

3886
01:56:59,220 --> 01:56:59,600
it,

3887
01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:00,340
and you click on it,

3888
01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:00,930
and you get the full screen

3889
01:57:00,930 --> 01:57:01,240
version.

3890
01:57:01,240 --> 01:57:01,640
Oh, that's great.

3891
01:57:01,720 --> 01:57:02,840
You really see the detail.

3892
01:57:03,020 --> 01:57:03,820
You see the brush strokes.

3893
01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:05,160
Lovely stuff.

3894
01:57:05,720 --> 01:57:06,720
Detail as well.

3895
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:08,920
I love the way the Yanks say

3896
01:57:08,920 --> 01:57:11,380
detail instead of detail.

3897
01:57:11,680 --> 01:57:12,780
Okay, thank you so much.

3898
01:57:12,840 --> 01:57:13,300
Thank you, Stuart.

3899
01:57:13,360 --> 01:57:14,440
The Exploratorium in San

3900
01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:15,120
Francisco.

3901
01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:16,860
Look, there he is on the screen

3902
01:57:16,860 --> 01:57:17,560
as well.

3903
01:57:17,700 --> 01:57:18,860
Thank you very much, Panda and

3904
01:57:18,860 --> 01:57:19,460
Elephant.

3905
01:57:19,960 --> 01:57:20,400
All right.

3906
01:57:20,500 --> 01:57:21,340
Thanks very much.

3907
01:57:21,580 --> 01:57:23,480
The Auditorium of Dreams.

3908
01:57:24,020 --> 01:57:24,680
Yeah, that's fantastic.

3909
01:57:25,340 --> 01:57:26,460
Okay, thank you so much.

3910
01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:27,000
Thank you, Stuart.

3911
01:57:27,060 --> 01:57:28,340
The Exploratorium in San

3912
01:57:28,340 --> 01:57:28,940
Francisco

3913
01:57:28,940 --> 01:57:30,290
is a kind of please-touch

3914
01:57:30,290 --> 01:57:30,700
museum

3915
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,090
where kids and grown-ups get to

3916
01:57:32,090 --> 01:57:33,340
play with the latest technology.

3917
01:57:33,720 --> 01:57:34,910
Right now, they're featuring

3918
01:57:34,910 --> 01:57:36,900
over 100 new CD-ROM programs,

3919
01:57:37,100 --> 01:57:38,060
so we thought we'd pay them a

3920
01:57:38,060 --> 01:57:38,500
visit.

3921
01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:40,440
There's nothing fragile about

3922
01:57:40,440 --> 01:57:41,420
the exhibit.

3923
01:57:41,420 --> 01:57:42,600
Look at the fucking speed of

3924
01:57:42,600 --> 01:57:43,000
that.

3925
01:57:43,120 --> 01:57:43,980
It's at the Explorer.

3926
01:57:44,580 --> 01:57:46,060
It's a mechanical wonder.

3927
01:57:46,220 --> 01:57:46,740
We thought we'd pay them a

3928
01:57:46,740 --> 01:57:47,060
visit.

3929
01:57:49,060 --> 01:57:53,080
That probably would really

3930
01:57:53,080 --> 01:57:56,620
fucking wreck your buzz

3931
01:57:56,620 --> 01:57:57,920
if you put your head into it.

3932
01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:01,480
That'd fucking kill you.

3933
01:58:01,480 --> 01:58:02,400
Of what makes things work.

3934
01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:04,160
The new multimedia playground

3935
01:58:04,160 --> 01:58:05,680
includes a CD-ROM library

3936
01:58:05,680 --> 01:58:07,320
with computer workstations.

3937
01:58:07,720 --> 01:58:08,840
The multimedia...

3938
01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:10,350
And look at this fella here on

3939
01:58:10,350 --> 01:58:11,940
his own little workspace.

3940
01:58:13,300 --> 01:58:14,090
Playground is a first attempt

3941
01:58:14,090 --> 01:58:16,400
for us to show people...

3942
01:58:17,060 --> 01:58:18,040
It's Larry Shaw.

3943
01:58:18,040 --> 01:58:19,440
And also for us to look at how

3944
01:58:19,440 --> 01:58:20,480
people use them.

3945
01:58:20,900 --> 01:58:21,420
And so it's a learning

3946
01:58:21,420 --> 01:58:22,540
experience for us and the

3947
01:58:22,540 --> 01:58:23,080
public.

3948
01:58:23,080 --> 01:58:24,790
Larry Shaw got punked by a kid

3949
01:58:24,790 --> 01:58:25,420
there.

3950
01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:32,600
Larry Shaw, absolutely...

3951
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:34,080
Mogged.

3952
01:58:38,000 --> 01:58:39,820
Look at how people use them.

3953
01:58:40,240 --> 01:58:40,830
And so it's a learning

3954
01:58:40,830 --> 01:58:42,020
experience for us and the

3955
01:58:42,020 --> 01:58:42,600
public.

3956
01:58:45,900 --> 01:58:47,590
The CD-ROM library is a trial

3957
01:58:47,590 --> 01:58:48,340
exhibit.

3958
01:58:48,340 --> 01:58:48,540
Brilliant stuff.

3959
01:58:51,820 --> 01:58:53,490
An absolutely electric CD-ROM

3960
01:58:53,490 --> 01:58:55,040
there.

3961
01:58:55,180 --> 01:58:56,580
You can see how excited the

3962
01:58:56,580 --> 01:58:58,470
user is to investigate whatever

3963
01:58:58,470 --> 01:59:00,140
the fuck is going on in it.

3964
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:00,920
The CD-ROM library...

3965
01:59:00,920 --> 01:59:01,560
I am the public.

3966
01:59:01,940 --> 01:59:07,880
The CD-ROM library is a trial

3967
01:59:07,880 --> 01:59:10,580
exhibit.

3968
01:59:10,580 --> 01:59:11,850
Eventually, a number of

3969
01:59:11,850 --> 01:59:13,480
computer workstations with the

3970
01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:15,140
most popular programs will be

3971
01:59:15,140 --> 01:59:17,100
incorporated as permanent fixtures.

3972
01:59:17,620 --> 01:59:19,620
In addition, Exploratorium curators...

3973
01:59:19,620 --> 01:59:19,840
Fish.

3974
01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:21,160
They loved fish!

3975
01:59:21,320 --> 01:59:22,250
...will be incorporated as

3976
01:59:22,250 --> 01:59:22,900
permanent fish.

3977
01:59:22,900 --> 01:59:24,980
There was like screensavers of

3978
01:59:24,980 --> 01:59:25,300
fish.

3979
01:59:25,620 --> 01:59:26,970
It was all about aquarium

3980
01:59:26,970 --> 01:59:27,940
aesthetic.

3981
01:59:29,620 --> 01:59:31,000
There was even a game, wasn't

3982
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:31,500
there?

3983
01:59:31,560 --> 01:59:31,960
Like a...

3984
01:59:31,960 --> 01:59:34,410
I think a Sega Mega CD game or

3985
01:59:34,410 --> 01:59:35,540
a PC game.

3986
01:59:35,580 --> 01:59:37,420
And it was just aquarium stuff.

3987
01:59:37,520 --> 01:59:39,890
Really chilled out aquarium

3988
01:59:39,890 --> 01:59:41,480
ambient stuff.

3989
01:59:41,640 --> 01:59:43,100
Aqua Zone or something like

3990
01:59:43,100 --> 01:59:43,640
that.

3991
01:59:43,720 --> 01:59:44,960
Brian, thank you very much

3992
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:46,000
there for the tip.

3993
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:49,100
Very, very kind of ya.

3994
01:59:49,900 --> 01:59:51,390
It wasn't Echo the Dolphin,

3995
01:59:51,390 --> 01:59:53,040
although that would fall under

3996
01:59:53,040 --> 01:59:54,860
the same remit as this...

3997
01:59:54,860 --> 01:59:57,840
Within this whole fucking aqua

3998
01:59:57,840 --> 01:59:58,360
genre.

3999
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:00,930
In addition, Exploratorium curators

4000
02:00:00,930 --> 02:00:03,080
are utilizing CD-ROM technology

4001
02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:04,810
to deliver new programs of

4002
02:00:04,810 --> 02:00:05,780
their own.

4003
02:00:05,980 --> 02:00:07,370
CD-ROMs, like any electronic

4004
02:00:07,370 --> 02:00:09,280
media, but they're quintessential

4005
02:00:09,280 --> 02:00:10,620
in it, have the ability to

4006
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:11,940
expand your...

4007
02:00:11,940 --> 02:00:14,390
experiences of space and time

4008
02:00:14,390 --> 02:00:16,820
and information in general.

4009
02:00:16,820 --> 02:00:17,940
So it just makes...

4010
02:00:17,940 --> 02:00:20,800
Enlarges the field of what you

4011
02:00:20,800 --> 02:00:21,780
can do.

4012
02:00:22,420 --> 02:00:23,860
And we have an exhibit that's

4013
02:00:23,860 --> 02:00:26,050
not on CD-ROM yet, that's in

4014
02:00:26,050 --> 02:00:27,060
prototype.

4015
02:00:27,620 --> 02:00:29,300
That's the powers of 10 in time,

4016
02:00:29,300 --> 02:00:30,900
where you essentially can

4017
02:00:30,900 --> 02:00:32,220
manipulate time.

4018
02:00:32,220 --> 02:00:34,120
And it's in process right now.

4019
02:00:34,620 --> 02:00:35,260
Very good.

4020
02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:36,630
That's an excellent example of

4021
02:00:36,630 --> 02:00:37,620
the things that aren't

4022
02:00:37,620 --> 02:00:39,230
available in the physical world,

4023
02:00:39,230 --> 02:00:40,120
but are...

4024
02:00:40,120 --> 02:00:41,940
perceivable through the use of

4025
02:00:41,940 --> 02:00:43,240
media like CD-ROM.

4026
02:00:43,900 --> 02:00:44,400
Thanks, Larry.

4027
02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:45,840
Exploratorium also plans to

4028
02:00:45,840 --> 02:00:47,550
issue its own interactive CD-ROM

4029
02:00:47,550 --> 02:00:49,260
discs that recreate experiences

4030
02:00:49,260 --> 02:00:50,220
at the museum.

4031
02:00:50,740 --> 02:00:51,770
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

4032
02:00:51,770 --> 02:00:52,840
Janelle Patterson.

4033
02:00:52,840 --> 02:00:53,660
I'm Janelle Patterson.

4034
02:00:54,660 --> 02:01:00,580
CD-ROMs provide a totally new

4035
02:01:00,580 --> 02:01:07,240
medium for telling stories, all

4036
02:01:07,240 --> 02:01:11,380
kinds of stories.

4037
02:01:11,380 --> 02:01:12,470
Here to show us three very

4038
02:01:12,470 --> 02:01:13,770
different examples are Roger

4039
02:01:13,770 --> 02:01:15,140
Devine of the Voyager Company,

4040
02:01:15,140 --> 02:01:16,860
Nick Roberts of Substance...

4041
02:01:16,860 --> 02:01:18,060
Oh, we've got another one of

4042
02:01:18,060 --> 02:01:19,440
these fucking special cases.

4043
02:01:20,280 --> 02:01:21,700
Very different examples are

4044
02:01:21,700 --> 02:01:23,050
Roger Devine of the Voyager

4045
02:01:23,050 --> 02:01:24,990
Company, Nick Roberts of Substance,

4046
02:01:24,990 --> 02:01:27,060
and Kathleen Burke from Broderbund.

4047
02:01:27,060 --> 02:01:27,760
All right, let's...

4048
02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:28,540
Ah, brilliant.

4049
02:01:30,140 --> 02:01:30,660
Broderbird.

4050
02:01:31,180 --> 02:01:34,300
They're Kathleen Bump from Broderbund.

4051
02:01:35,300 --> 02:01:37,470
And that sensual wave to stew

4052
02:01:37,470 --> 02:01:39,780
there at the back.

4053
02:01:40,220 --> 02:01:41,260
Back of the room.

4054
02:01:42,260 --> 02:01:43,600
Oh, yeah, we need to make sure

4055
02:01:43,600 --> 02:01:44,960
we don't blow your fucking mind

4056
02:01:44,960 --> 02:01:46,380
off with the volume on this.

4057
02:02:05,900 --> 02:02:02,940
Not much of a smile out of that

4058
02:02:02,940 --> 02:02:07,820
buck.

4059
02:02:07,820 --> 02:02:13,420
They didn't do many of these.

4060
02:02:13,560 --> 02:02:15,780
Maybe this was a 1994 thing.

4061
02:02:16,560 --> 02:02:17,250
The director just trying

4062
02:02:17,250 --> 02:02:18,120
something.

4063
02:02:18,160 --> 02:02:19,170
I just want to try something

4064
02:02:19,170 --> 02:02:19,920
out here, Stu.

4065
02:02:19,940 --> 02:02:20,860
I'm just going to try something.

4066
02:02:22,300 --> 02:02:22,780
Yes.

4067
02:02:23,020 --> 02:02:24,500
And it's the economy of

4068
02:02:24,500 --> 02:02:27,100
movement in the studio as well.

4069
02:02:27,560 --> 02:02:29,420
Of course, the studio.

4070
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:32,800
The perfect name for this arena.

4071
02:02:33,100 --> 02:02:34,800
It's Stuart's studio.

4072
02:02:34,940 --> 02:02:36,300
It's the Stu deal.

4073
02:02:37,080 --> 02:02:37,920
But the director here doing

4074
02:02:37,920 --> 02:02:39,600
something very interesting

4075
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:40,280
indeed.

4076
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:42,320
The economy of movement.

4077
02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:43,560
The...

4078
02:02:43,560 --> 02:02:44,870
No need to cut away to another

4079
02:02:44,870 --> 02:02:45,400
camera.

4080
02:02:45,560 --> 02:02:47,870
We do it all with your reverse

4081
02:02:47,870 --> 02:02:49,000
angle, Stu.

4082
02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:50,030
We're going to do it all with

4083
02:02:50,030 --> 02:02:50,960
your reverse angle.

4084
02:02:51,360 --> 02:02:52,640
And we're going to get all the

4085
02:02:52,640 --> 02:02:54,250
boys and girls in to the same

4086
02:02:54,250 --> 02:02:54,800
shot.

4087
02:02:55,160 --> 02:02:57,120
And we're going to make sure

4088
02:02:57,120 --> 02:02:59,350
your final guest really gives

4089
02:02:59,350 --> 02:03:01,140
you a lovely smile and wave

4090
02:03:01,140 --> 02:03:02,440
there as well.

4091
02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:05,070
Whilst the two lads in front

4092
02:03:05,070 --> 02:03:07,680
just stare at your chest.

4093
02:03:07,680 --> 02:03:27,370
You're going to make sure your

4094
02:03:27,370 --> 02:03:37,660
final guest.

4095
02:03:37,660 --> 02:03:40,420
And it's the degradation in

4096
02:03:40,420 --> 02:03:43,780
respiratory quality which lends

4097
02:03:43,780 --> 02:03:46,540
the piece a rather haunting

4098
02:03:46,540 --> 02:03:47,420
feel.

4099
02:03:47,420 --> 02:04:11,020
And there we can go.

4100
02:04:11,420 --> 02:04:12,670
Robert's of Substance and

4101
02:04:12,670 --> 02:04:14,440
Kathleen Burke from Broderbund.

4102
02:04:14,800 --> 02:04:15,490
All right, let's start with you,

4103
02:04:15,490 --> 02:04:15,840
Roger.

4104
02:04:15,960 --> 02:04:16,380
And this...

4105
02:04:16,380 --> 02:04:18,130
The complete mouse is really a

4106
02:04:18,130 --> 02:04:19,480
very unusual story.

4107
02:04:19,600 --> 02:04:20,160
Tell us about it.

4108
02:04:20,160 --> 02:04:20,720
Give us the background.

4109
02:04:20,940 --> 02:04:21,940
Well, it's a memoir of a

4110
02:04:21,940 --> 02:04:23,100
Holocaust...

4111
02:04:23,100 --> 02:04:24,880
A fucking crack in a shirt.

4112
02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:27,650
I mean, it serves well as a

4113
02:04:27,650 --> 02:04:29,020
study, doesn't it?

4114
02:04:29,080 --> 02:04:31,370
Of the fashion, the iconography

4115
02:04:31,370 --> 02:04:32,420
of the time.

4116
02:04:33,100 --> 02:04:34,200
But mainly some of this wear

4117
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:36,380
that's just unavailable now.

4118
02:04:36,460 --> 02:04:37,240
I mean, you wouldn't even get

4119
02:04:37,240 --> 02:04:38,160
this in any sort of...

4120
02:04:39,060 --> 02:04:39,560
What would you say?

4121
02:04:39,640 --> 02:04:41,160
Thrift, secondhand or...

4122
02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:44,140
Vintage shop.

4123
02:04:44,180 --> 02:04:45,100
You just don't get any of this

4124
02:04:45,100 --> 02:04:45,460
stuff.

4125
02:04:45,680 --> 02:04:47,130
...a survivor told by his son,

4126
02:04:47,130 --> 02:04:48,020
Art Spiegelman.

4127
02:04:48,160 --> 02:04:49,360
And what was unusual about it

4128
02:04:49,360 --> 02:04:50,510
is they told it in the form of

4129
02:04:50,510 --> 02:04:51,380
a graphic novel.

4130
02:04:51,580 --> 02:04:53,460
Comics, if you will, where all

4131
02:04:53,460 --> 02:04:55,390
the Jews were drawn as mice and

4132
02:04:55,390 --> 02:04:57,240
the Nazis as cats, etc.

4133
02:04:57,640 --> 02:04:58,900
Okay, it's an allegory.

4134
02:04:59,060 --> 02:05:00,140
It's a World War II.

4135
02:05:00,240 --> 02:05:03,420
It's a Nazi allegory.

4136
02:05:03,640 --> 02:05:05,550
What we've done is we've put

4137
02:05:05,550 --> 02:05:07,690
the entire book on CD-ROM, plus

4138
02:05:07,690 --> 02:05:10,020
a lot of supplementary material

4139
02:05:10,020 --> 02:05:11,850
detailing not only the history

4140
02:05:11,850 --> 02:05:13,670
behind the story, but also the

4141
02:05:13,670 --> 02:05:15,400
process involved in making a CD-ROM.

4142
02:05:15,940 --> 02:05:16,400
The first section, the

4143
02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:17,480
introduction...

4144
02:05:17,480 --> 02:05:18,200
It's a graphic novel.

4145
02:05:18,200 --> 02:05:18,440
...of making a mouse.

4146
02:05:18,580 --> 02:05:20,240
It concentrates on what it took

4147
02:05:20,240 --> 02:05:21,930
to make one page of the book,

4148
02:05:21,930 --> 02:05:23,060
page 145.

4149
02:05:23,480 --> 02:05:24,570
I'll go into the section where

4150
02:05:24,570 --> 02:05:25,910
Art talks about having to

4151
02:05:25,910 --> 02:05:27,400
interview his father to get the

4152
02:05:27,400 --> 02:05:28,180
material.

4153
02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:29,940
And what will happen first is

4154
02:05:29,940 --> 02:05:31,130
that Art will come up and talk

4155
02:05:31,130 --> 02:05:32,150
to us a little bit about that

4156
02:05:32,150 --> 02:05:32,720
process.

4157
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:34,060
And then we'll get a chance to

4158
02:05:34,060 --> 02:05:35,160
take a look at some of the

4159
02:05:35,160 --> 02:05:36,300
interviews itself.

4160
02:05:36,300 --> 02:05:37,230
So this will be a quick time

4161
02:05:37,230 --> 02:05:37,640
video?

4162
02:05:37,880 --> 02:05:39,160
Yeah, of Art Spiegelman here.

4163
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:40,910
Well, Vladeck was a very good

4164
02:05:40,910 --> 02:05:41,920
storyteller.

4165
02:05:42,500 --> 02:05:43,800
And unlike certain survivors,

4166
02:05:43,800 --> 02:05:45,630
was not reluctant to talk about

4167
02:05:45,630 --> 02:05:46,000
it.

4168
02:05:46,080 --> 02:05:47,450
Although, unlike certain other

4169
02:05:47,450 --> 02:05:48,800
survivors, he had no specific

4170
02:05:48,800 --> 02:05:49,940
need to bear witness.

4171
02:05:50,260 --> 02:05:51,160
You have an actual interview

4172
02:05:51,160 --> 02:05:52,020
with his father.

4173
02:05:52,200 --> 02:05:53,070
Yeah, that's on the next page

4174
02:05:53,070 --> 02:05:53,420
here.

4175
02:05:53,420 --> 02:05:54,180
And we'll bring this up.

4176
02:05:54,280 --> 02:05:55,490
This is all material that's

4177
02:05:55,490 --> 02:05:57,000
going into making up one page,

4178
02:05:57,000 --> 02:05:57,940
page 145.

4179
02:05:58,480 --> 02:05:59,040
So...

4180
02:05:59,040 --> 02:06:00,130
After three days, they took us

4181
02:06:00,130 --> 02:06:00,840
out for prison.

4182
02:06:01,640 --> 02:06:03,320
Everybody who had to go to Auschwitz.

4183
02:06:03,600 --> 02:06:05,040
And outside was standing, a

4184
02:06:05,040 --> 02:06:06,980
closed bus without windows.

4185
02:06:07,380 --> 02:06:08,870
And at any point, you can bring

4186
02:06:08,870 --> 02:06:10,940
up page 145 and take a look at

4187
02:06:10,940 --> 02:06:12,520
the final result and compare

4188
02:06:12,520 --> 02:06:14,920
the transcripts to what wound

4189
02:06:14,920 --> 02:06:16,820
up on the page, etc.

4190
02:06:17,600 --> 02:06:18,830
We can also take a look at one

4191
02:06:18,830 --> 02:06:20,040
of the...

4192
02:06:20,040 --> 02:06:20,520
MAUS.

4193
02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:21,640
MAUS.

4194
02:06:21,640 --> 02:06:21,760
MAUS.

4195
02:06:21,760 --> 02:06:22,720
...as we have it in here.

4196
02:06:22,720 --> 02:06:23,720
MAUS.

4197
02:06:23,720 --> 02:06:24,720
MAUS.

4198
02:06:24,720 --> 02:06:25,720
MAUS.

4199
02:06:25,720 --> 02:06:26,720
MAUS.

4200
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:27,720
MAUS.

4201
02:06:27,720 --> 02:06:28,720
MAUS.

4202
02:06:28,720 --> 02:06:29,720
MAUS.

4203
02:06:29,720 --> 02:06:30,720
MAUS.

4204
02:06:30,720 --> 02:06:30,720
MAUS.

4205
02:06:30,720 --> 02:06:31,720
MAUS.

4206
02:06:31,720 --> 02:06:32,720
MAUS.

4207
02:06:32,720 --> 02:06:33,720
MAUS.

4208
02:06:33,720 --> 02:06:34,720
MAUS.

4209
02:06:34,720 --> 02:06:35,720
MAUS.

4210
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:36,720
MAUS.

4211
02:06:36,720 --> 02:06:37,920
So this is as if we're reading

4212
02:06:37,920 --> 02:06:39,140
the book in its proper aspect

4213
02:06:39,140 --> 02:06:39,640
ratio.

4214
02:06:39,640 --> 02:06:40,560
Right. If we're reading the

4215
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:41,660
book in its proper aspect ratio,

4216
02:06:41,660 --> 02:06:43,770
we can take a look at the pages

4217
02:06:43,770 --> 02:06:45,860
in close-ups so we can see the

4218
02:06:45,860 --> 02:06:46,300
details.

4219
02:06:46,420 --> 02:06:47,370
We can also click and get a

4220
02:06:47,370 --> 02:06:48,510
full page view so we see how

4221
02:06:48,510 --> 02:06:49,800
the panels interact with each

4222
02:06:49,800 --> 02:06:50,300
other.

4223
02:06:50,760 --> 02:06:51,970
I can also bring up supplementary

4224
02:06:51,970 --> 02:06:53,640
or developmental sketches that

4225
02:06:53,640 --> 02:06:55,150
went into making of this panel

4226
02:06:55,150 --> 02:06:56,910
down here in the bottom right-hand

4227
02:06:56,910 --> 02:06:57,580
corner.

4228
02:06:58,100 --> 02:06:59,430
As Art was working through the

4229
02:06:59,430 --> 02:07:01,450
storytelling, trying to get it

4230
02:07:01,450 --> 02:07:02,020
right,

4231
02:07:02,020 --> 02:07:04,110
he saved literally thousands of

4232
02:07:04,110 --> 02:07:06,030
pieces of paper that he used as

4233
02:07:06,030 --> 02:07:07,960
developmental material.

4234
02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:09,950
It's like DVD extras, you know,

4235
02:07:09,950 --> 02:07:11,600
just padding it out with all

4236
02:07:11,600 --> 02:07:12,560
this stuff.

4237
02:07:12,920 --> 02:07:13,520
That's what you'd have to be.

4238
02:07:13,520 --> 02:07:16,040
You'd have to be really into it

4239
02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:18,000
to be arsed about it.

4240
02:07:18,240 --> 02:07:20,010
...developmental material. I

4241
02:07:20,010 --> 02:07:21,210
can also take a look at a page

4242
02:07:21,210 --> 02:07:22,430
from his notebooks as he was

4243
02:07:22,430 --> 02:07:23,730
trying to flesh out this page

4244
02:07:23,730 --> 02:07:24,660
the first time.

4245
02:07:25,300 --> 02:07:26,430
Other material that might come

4246
02:07:26,430 --> 02:07:27,930
up and that we could call up

4247
02:07:27,930 --> 02:07:29,280
for any given page would

4248
02:07:29,280 --> 02:07:29,900
include

4249
02:07:29,900 --> 02:07:31,220
audio from the interviews with

4250
02:07:31,220 --> 02:07:32,380
Vladek and we have the full

4251
02:07:32,380 --> 02:07:33,590
transcripts available in our

4252
02:07:33,590 --> 02:07:34,760
expanded book format on the

4253
02:07:34,760 --> 02:07:35,260
disc.

4254
02:07:35,260 --> 02:07:35,840
No, thank you.

4255
02:07:35,840 --> 02:07:37,090
And audio and video of art

4256
02:07:37,090 --> 02:07:38,540
explaining the process.

4257
02:07:38,540 --> 02:07:39,530
The complete mouse from the

4258
02:07:39,530 --> 02:07:40,460
pleasure. Thanks.

4259
02:07:40,460 --> 02:07:41,020
Thanks, Stuart.

4260
02:07:41,020 --> 02:07:43,430
Straight out of there from Stu.

4261
02:07:43,430 --> 02:07:45,900
He knew there was nothing else.

4262
02:07:45,900 --> 02:07:47,060
Let's take a look at a digizine.

4263
02:07:47,060 --> 02:07:48,220
There's nothing else to be gleaned

4264
02:07:48,220 --> 02:07:48,700
from that.

4265
02:07:48,700 --> 02:07:49,980
Digizine now called Substance.

4266
02:07:49,980 --> 02:07:52,220
What's a digizine? It's a digizine.

4267
02:07:52,220 --> 02:07:53,500
Thanks, Stuart.

4268
02:07:53,500 --> 02:07:54,860
Alright, let's take a look at a

4269
02:07:54,860 --> 02:07:56,410
digizine now called Substance.

4270
02:07:56,410 --> 02:07:57,500
What's a digizine?

4271
02:07:57,500 --> 02:07:59,690
It's a digizine. It's being

4272
02:07:59,690 --> 02:08:01,760
published quarterly out of San

4273
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:03,560
Francisco. And it's... What it

4274
02:08:03,560 --> 02:08:04,060
is is a...

4275
02:08:04,060 --> 02:08:07,060
Great fucking hair quiff. It's

4276
02:08:07,060 --> 02:08:09,310
like a barrel wave. You'd see a

4277
02:08:09,310 --> 02:08:11,600
surfer riding in the middle of

4278
02:08:11,600 --> 02:08:13,610
that barrel, riding the barrel

4279
02:08:13,610 --> 02:08:14,860
or whatever you call that.

4280
02:08:14,860 --> 02:08:18,030
And yeah, it's great stuff.

4281
02:08:18,030 --> 02:08:21,420
Nick Roberts from Substance.

4282
02:08:21,420 --> 02:08:23,390
A collection of stories

4283
02:08:23,390 --> 02:08:25,900
quarterly out of San Francisco.

4284
02:08:25,900 --> 02:08:27,420
And it's...

4285
02:08:27,420 --> 02:08:28,700
This is good.

4286
02:08:28,700 --> 02:08:30,660
It's what it is. It's a digizine

4287
02:08:30,660 --> 02:08:32,620
now called Substance. What's a

4288
02:08:32,620 --> 02:08:33,420
digizine?

4289
02:08:33,420 --> 02:08:35,340
Digital Magazine. It's a...

4290
02:08:35,340 --> 02:08:36,900
Being published quarterly out

4291
02:08:36,900 --> 02:08:37,980
of San Francisco.

4292
02:08:37,980 --> 02:08:38,820
And it's... What it is is a

4293
02:08:38,820 --> 02:08:39,980
collection of being published...

4294
02:08:39,980 --> 02:08:42,070
Yeah, Grit Jumper. Grit Jumper.

4295
02:08:42,070 --> 02:08:45,020
And also, Green Chino. Collector's

4296
02:08:45,020 --> 02:08:47,980
item behind Stu's massive hand.

4297
02:08:47,980 --> 02:08:48,860
Quirly.

4298
02:08:48,860 --> 02:08:51,630
Green Chino man. And again,

4299
02:08:51,630 --> 02:08:53,980
that haunting...

4300
02:08:53,980 --> 02:08:58,440
Face of Stu. A stewardship face

4301
02:08:58,440 --> 02:09:00,540
in his shirt.

4302
02:09:00,540 --> 02:09:01,970
Still there always. I'd say the

4303
02:09:01,970 --> 02:09:03,250
guest was intimidated by this

4304
02:09:03,250 --> 02:09:04,140
because...

4305
02:09:04,140 --> 02:09:06,640
Look at the eyeline from there

4306
02:09:06,640 --> 02:09:07,660
to there.

4307
02:09:07,660 --> 02:09:09,440
But also, he's being stared out

4308
02:09:09,440 --> 02:09:11,020
of it by this here as well.

4309
02:09:11,020 --> 02:09:13,740
Which Gridrin said was pointing

4310
02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:13,980
to...

4311
02:09:14,780 --> 02:09:16,290
His region. So, different...

4312
02:09:16,290 --> 02:09:17,930
People get different things

4313
02:09:17,930 --> 02:09:19,260
from it, you know?

4314
02:09:19,260 --> 02:09:22,050
Out of San Francisco. And it's...

4315
02:09:22,050 --> 02:09:23,810
What it is is a collection of

4316
02:09:23,810 --> 02:09:25,680
stories and reviews for this

4317
02:09:25,680 --> 02:09:26,460
first issue.

4318
02:09:26,460 --> 02:09:27,790
So it's a CD-ROM magazine. And

4319
02:09:27,790 --> 02:09:28,780
this is your interface?

4320
02:09:28,780 --> 02:09:29,740
And this is our interface.

4321
02:09:29,740 --> 02:09:31,380
It's a table of interactive

4322
02:09:31,380 --> 02:09:32,140
content.

4323
02:09:32,140 --> 02:09:33,760
Yeah. Show us the interface

4324
02:09:33,760 --> 02:09:34,540
there, will ya?

4325
02:09:34,540 --> 02:09:38,910
Content. That's brilliant. I

4326
02:09:38,910 --> 02:09:40,620
like that.

4327
02:09:40,620 --> 02:09:41,850
Each feature will comprise

4328
02:09:41,850 --> 02:09:43,340
about three hours of content.

4329
02:09:43,340 --> 02:09:45,100
I like that aesthetic there.

4330
02:09:45,100 --> 02:09:46,680
So overall, the disc probably

4331
02:09:46,680 --> 02:09:48,430
has about 12 hours, which you

4332
02:09:48,430 --> 02:09:49,720
could spin on it. There's

4333
02:09:49,720 --> 02:09:50,380
interviews with...

4334
02:09:50,380 --> 02:09:52,760
Spin on it. We got 9-inch...

4335
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:54,940
Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails.

4336
02:09:56,380 --> 02:09:57,190
The Nine Inch Nails, which is

4337
02:09:57,190 --> 02:09:59,750
an alternative rock act. There's

4338
02:09:59,750 --> 02:10:01,740
a review of ambient house music,

4339
02:10:01,740 --> 02:10:02,220
which is...

4340
02:10:02,860 --> 02:10:05,650
PS1 demo disc... Demo 1. Crash

4341
02:10:05,650 --> 02:10:07,420
Bandicoot. Maybe the first

4342
02:10:07,420 --> 02:10:08,940
level of Tomb Raider.

4343
02:10:10,060 --> 02:10:11,190
Broken Sword. Shadow of the

4344
02:10:11,190 --> 02:10:12,220
Templars.

4345
02:10:19,420 --> 02:10:20,940
Other games? Can I remember?

4346
02:10:20,940 --> 02:10:21,610
A new form of music that's

4347
02:10:21,610 --> 02:10:22,330
really popular in the club

4348
02:10:22,330 --> 02:10:22,940
scene right now.

4349
02:10:22,940 --> 02:10:23,990
An interview with an

4350
02:10:23,990 --> 02:10:25,780
independent filmmaker named Jim

4351
02:10:25,780 --> 02:10:27,660
McKay, where you get to view 12

4352
02:10:27,660 --> 02:10:29,090
of his PSAs that he produces

4353
02:10:29,090 --> 02:10:30,220
out of Georgia.

4354
02:10:30,220 --> 02:10:33,160
And Jen Hex, which is a story

4355
02:10:33,160 --> 02:10:36,940
on this book called 13th Jen.

4356
02:10:36,940 --> 02:10:37,820
That ball game.

4357
02:10:39,340 --> 02:10:41,740
Not loco roco. That was PSP.

4358
02:10:41,740 --> 02:10:42,970
You're talking about Cooler

4359
02:10:42,970 --> 02:10:43,420
World.

4360
02:10:46,140 --> 02:10:55,500
The subject matter.

4361
02:10:55,500 --> 02:10:58,720
Is that a San Franciscan accent?

4362
02:10:58,720 --> 02:11:01,420
Is that a North Californian?

4363
02:11:01,420 --> 02:11:03,730
A new country. Or is that some

4364
02:11:03,730 --> 02:11:06,040
other region of the states? I

4365
02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:07,180
don't know.

4366
02:11:07,180 --> 02:11:07,500
So-called ex-gen...

4367
02:11:07,500 --> 02:11:08,380
We also put in our own

4368
02:11:08,380 --> 02:11:09,500
commentary on...

4369
02:11:09,500 --> 02:11:11,980
It's so... It's Soul Cat.

4370
02:11:11,980 --> 02:11:12,860
The subject matter.

4371
02:11:12,860 --> 02:11:13,820
This was a book about the...

4372
02:11:13,820 --> 02:11:15,260
The subject matter.

4373
02:11:15,260 --> 02:11:15,970
So-called ex-generation people

4374
02:11:15,970 --> 02:11:16,460
in their 20s.

4375
02:11:16,460 --> 02:11:17,550
The so-called ex-generation

4376
02:11:17,550 --> 02:11:18,620
people in their 20s.

4377
02:11:18,620 --> 02:11:19,620
What they're doing, how they're

4378
02:11:19,620 --> 02:11:20,520
spending their money, where

4379
02:11:20,520 --> 02:11:21,180
they're living.

4380
02:11:21,180 --> 02:11:22,620
And we sort of like did our own

4381
02:11:22,620 --> 02:11:23,660
treatment of it.

4382
02:11:23,660 --> 02:11:24,620
Um...

4383
02:11:24,620 --> 02:11:27,260
Snap, crackle, pop, Jen Hex.

4384
02:11:28,780 --> 02:11:28,910
What you have is a remote

4385
02:11:28,910 --> 02:11:30,900
control, which lets you get

4386
02:11:30,900 --> 02:11:32,220
into the story.

4387
02:11:32,220 --> 02:11:33,410
And that's our way into the

4388
02:11:33,410 --> 02:11:34,710
story. And you pick the

4389
02:11:34,710 --> 02:11:36,620
channels, choose the channels.

4390
02:11:36,620 --> 02:11:38,450
Sometimes you get locked in. I

4391
02:11:38,450 --> 02:11:40,380
mean, but if you, uh...

4392
02:11:40,380 --> 02:11:42,540
Epic couch lock.

4393
02:11:42,540 --> 02:11:43,920
Use the inner key to go in. And

4394
02:11:43,920 --> 02:11:45,800
each story interface is

4395
02:11:45,800 --> 02:11:46,860
different.

4396
02:11:46,860 --> 02:11:48,330
So this won't be the same way

4397
02:11:48,330 --> 02:11:49,810
that you would approach the

4398
02:11:49,810 --> 02:11:50,700
Nine Inch Nails.

4399
02:11:50,700 --> 02:11:52,870
Howe and Strauss observe in 13th

4400
02:11:52,870 --> 02:11:54,970
Gen that the 20-somethings are

4401
02:11:54,970 --> 02:11:57,020
a generation of entrepreneurs,

4402
02:11:57,020 --> 02:11:58,920
be it legal, criminal, or some

4403
02:11:58,920 --> 02:12:00,690
hazy, in-between, cracks

4404
02:12:00,690 --> 02:12:02,120
enterprise that they're

4405
02:12:02,120 --> 02:12:03,020
pursuing.

4406
02:12:03,580 --> 02:12:05,130
Obsessed with risks and hungry

4407
02:12:05,130 --> 02:12:07,180
for a sense of responsibility.

4408
02:12:07,980 --> 02:12:09,800
Thirteeners see the collective

4409
02:12:09,800 --> 02:12:11,810
future as a mess of rancid

4410
02:12:11,810 --> 02:12:14,060
institutional leftovers,

4411
02:12:14,060 --> 02:12:15,450
that they're eventually going

4412
02:12:15,450 --> 02:12:16,560
to have to flush down the

4413
02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:18,060
collective garbage disposal.

4414
02:12:18,940 --> 02:12:20,840
Totally radical and bodacious,

4415
02:12:20,840 --> 02:12:21,340
dude.

4416
02:12:21,340 --> 02:12:22,140
Interview for instance.

4417
02:12:22,140 --> 02:12:24,220
A beautiful interview.

4418
02:12:24,220 --> 02:12:25,820
They've got audio from the

4419
02:12:25,820 --> 02:12:27,560
authors in here in the secret

4420
02:12:27,560 --> 02:12:28,860
hidden hotspots.

4421
02:12:28,860 --> 02:12:29,740
And...

4422
02:12:30,460 --> 02:12:31,420
Pretty much.

4423
02:12:31,420 --> 02:12:31,820
And, um...

4424
02:12:31,820 --> 02:12:33,900
So do you sort of read the DigiZine?

4425
02:12:33,900 --> 02:12:35,020
You listen to the DigiZine?

4426
02:12:35,020 --> 02:12:35,900
And watch the DigiZine?

4427
02:12:35,900 --> 02:12:37,260
Watch it and experience it.

4428
02:12:37,260 --> 02:12:38,060
And experience...

4429
02:12:38,060 --> 02:12:38,940
Tubular.

4430
02:12:39,580 --> 02:12:41,900
Totally a tubular DigiZine,

4431
02:12:41,900 --> 02:12:42,620
dude.

4432
02:12:42,620 --> 02:12:44,740
So it's, uh, being put out by

4433
02:12:44,740 --> 02:12:47,100
Sony Electronic Publishing.

4434
02:12:47,100 --> 02:12:48,400
Uh-huh. And it's called Substance

4435
02:12:48,400 --> 02:12:49,580
is the name of the DigiZine.

4436
02:12:49,580 --> 02:12:49,980
Exactly.

4437
02:12:49,980 --> 02:12:50,860
Uh-huh.

4438
02:12:50,860 --> 02:12:53,080
Although 13ers are thought of

4439
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:54,700
low-paid service sector

4440
02:12:54,700 --> 02:12:55,660
employees.

4441
02:12:56,700 --> 02:12:58,790
Nameless, faceless, mindless,

4442
02:12:58,790 --> 02:13:01,420
bodacious bodies who eek out a

4443
02:13:01,420 --> 02:13:04,150
minor existence serving their

4444
02:13:04,150 --> 02:13:07,260
elders Big Macs and large fries.

4445
02:13:09,260 --> 02:13:11,970
People don't even realize, man,

4446
02:13:11,970 --> 02:13:14,130
that 13ers are paying their

4447
02:13:14,130 --> 02:13:16,020
bills by waiting tables or

4448
02:13:16,020 --> 02:13:18,120
doing telemarketing or also

4449
02:13:18,120 --> 02:13:20,670
individuals working on creative

4450
02:13:20,670 --> 02:13:23,550
projects in their spare... too

4451
02:13:23,550 --> 02:13:25,100
much spare time.

4452
02:13:25,820 --> 02:13:26,380
Exactly, yeah.

4453
02:13:26,380 --> 02:13:26,940
Or at Great America.

4454
02:13:26,940 --> 02:13:28,780
Yeah. Yeah.

4455
02:13:28,780 --> 02:13:29,340
Yeah.

4456
02:13:29,340 --> 02:13:30,860
Electronic Publishing.

4457
02:13:30,860 --> 02:13:32,310
Uh-huh. And it's called Substance

4458
02:13:32,310 --> 02:13:33,580
is the name of the DigiZine.

4459
02:13:33,580 --> 02:13:34,940
Substance abuse.

4460
02:13:34,940 --> 02:13:35,660
Exactly, yeah.

4461
02:13:35,660 --> 02:13:36,380
Or at Great America.

4462
02:13:36,380 --> 02:13:37,660
Exactly, yeah.

4463
02:13:37,660 --> 02:13:38,620
So...

4464
02:13:38,620 --> 02:13:39,660
So...

4465
02:13:39,660 --> 02:13:40,780
So...

4466
02:13:40,780 --> 02:13:41,420
So...

4467
02:13:41,420 --> 02:13:42,460
That's it. Yeah.

4468
02:13:42,460 --> 02:13:43,740
...report to me.

4469
02:13:43,740 --> 02:13:45,000
There's a comment. They just

4470
02:13:45,000 --> 02:13:45,740
intruded on us.

4471
02:13:45,740 --> 02:13:46,300
So...

4472
02:13:46,300 --> 02:13:48,540
I don't have lofty career goals,

4473
02:13:48,540 --> 02:13:51,180
but that doesn't mean I'm a slacker.

4474
02:13:51,180 --> 02:13:52,300
That's great. All right. Thanks.

4475
02:13:52,300 --> 02:13:53,340
I'm not a slacker.

4476
02:13:53,340 --> 02:13:53,980
Thanks, man.

4477
02:13:53,980 --> 02:13:54,780
I don't want to do anything.

4478
02:13:54,780 --> 02:13:55,900
Okay.

4479
02:13:55,900 --> 02:13:56,780
Fucks it off.

4480
02:13:56,780 --> 02:13:59,320
Stu just goes, "Yeah, thanks a

4481
02:13:59,320 --> 02:14:00,540
lot, man."

4482
02:14:00,540 --> 02:14:01,740
Okay, all right.

4483
02:14:01,740 --> 02:14:03,580
Over to you, smiley lady.

4484
02:14:03,580 --> 02:14:05,140
Career goals, but that doesn't

4485
02:14:05,140 --> 02:14:06,220
mean I'm a slacker.

4486
02:14:06,220 --> 02:14:07,150
That's great. All right. Thanks

4487
02:14:07,150 --> 02:14:07,580
a lot, man.

4488
02:14:07,580 --> 02:14:08,460
I don't want to do anything.

4489
02:14:08,460 --> 02:14:08,780
Okay.

4490
02:14:08,780 --> 02:14:09,820
Thanks a lot, man.

4491
02:14:09,820 --> 02:14:11,580
Okay, let's take a look at Myst.

4492
02:14:11,580 --> 02:14:12,550
One of the great things about

4493
02:14:12,550 --> 02:14:13,340
CD-ROMs is...

4494
02:14:13,340 --> 02:14:14,540
Uh, Myst.

4495
02:14:14,540 --> 02:14:15,740
Thanks for great games, and

4496
02:14:15,740 --> 02:14:17,100
Myst, I guess, is the classic

4497
02:14:17,100 --> 02:14:18,370
example of really pushing the

4498
02:14:18,370 --> 02:14:19,900
envelope of CD-ROM technology.

4499
02:14:19,900 --> 02:14:20,860
Show us Myst.

4500
02:14:20,860 --> 02:14:21,740
My pleasure.

4501
02:14:21,740 --> 02:14:22,820
Well, we're going to start here

4502
02:14:22,820 --> 02:14:23,500
in the library.

4503
02:14:23,500 --> 02:14:25,500
Library is a key part of Myst.

4504
02:14:25,500 --> 02:14:28,130
The basic storyline is sort of

4505
02:14:28,130 --> 02:14:30,060
literary and feel.

4506
02:14:30,060 --> 02:14:31,540
You have a father who writes

4507
02:14:31,540 --> 02:14:32,960
books, and when he writes

4508
02:14:32,960 --> 02:14:34,770
something, it becomes an actual

4509
02:14:34,770 --> 02:14:35,340
world.

4510
02:14:35,340 --> 02:14:36,470
Well, he goes away, and when he

4511
02:14:36,470 --> 02:14:37,420
comes back, he finds that

4512
02:14:37,420 --> 02:14:38,620
somebody's been destroying his

4513
02:14:38,620 --> 02:14:39,100
books.

4514
02:14:39,100 --> 02:14:40,700
He suspects one of his two sons.

4515
02:14:40,700 --> 02:14:42,140
So, in keeping with the

4516
02:14:42,140 --> 02:14:44,040
literary theme, he locks them

4517
02:14:44,040 --> 02:14:45,900
each in a book themselves.

4518
02:14:45,900 --> 02:14:46,950
And when you land on Myst

4519
02:14:46,950 --> 02:14:48,090
Island, it's your turn to

4520
02:14:48,090 --> 02:14:49,450
figure out what's gone on, and

4521
02:14:49,450 --> 02:14:50,540
who do you believe?

4522
02:14:50,540 --> 02:14:52,010
So, I have sort of a mystery, a

4523
02:14:52,010 --> 02:14:53,100
problem to solve.

4524
02:14:53,100 --> 02:14:53,100
Exactly.

4525
02:14:53,100 --> 02:14:54,450
And I have to figure out what

4526
02:14:54,450 --> 02:14:55,500
do I do to solve it.

4527
02:14:55,500 --> 02:14:56,060
Right, right.

4528
02:14:56,060 --> 02:14:56,460
Okay.

4529
02:14:56,460 --> 02:14:57,100
So, what you do is...

4530
02:14:57,100 --> 02:14:58,550
It's going to be boring, isn't

4531
02:14:58,550 --> 02:14:58,860
it?

4532
02:14:58,860 --> 02:14:59,490
...move forward through the

4533
02:14:59,490 --> 02:14:59,900
different...

4534
02:14:59,900 --> 02:15:00,860
There's not going to be much

4535
02:15:00,860 --> 02:15:01,260
going on.

4536
02:15:01,260 --> 02:15:01,980
...graphics.

4537
02:15:01,980 --> 02:15:03,540
There's 2500 original 3D

4538
02:15:03,540 --> 02:15:04,540
rendered graphics.

4539
02:15:04,540 --> 02:15:04,780
Wow.

4540
02:15:04,780 --> 02:15:05,820
It's a beautiful game.

4541
02:15:05,820 --> 02:15:06,850
The attention to detail is

4542
02:15:06,850 --> 02:15:07,500
incredible.

4543
02:15:07,500 --> 02:15:08,380
Mm-hmm.

4544
02:15:08,380 --> 02:15:09,340
Their sound effect...

4545
02:15:09,340 --> 02:15:11,230
It'd be good to toast one up

4546
02:15:11,230 --> 02:15:12,940
and just go misting.

4547
02:15:14,300 --> 02:15:16,060
2500 digitally rendered

4548
02:15:16,060 --> 02:15:17,260
graphics.

4549
02:15:18,540 --> 02:15:20,650
Just blaze up and just mist out,

4550
02:15:20,650 --> 02:15:21,580
dude.

4551
02:15:21,580 --> 02:15:22,380
Because as you get closer to

4552
02:15:22,380 --> 02:15:22,860
the...

4553
02:15:22,860 --> 02:15:23,820
Sorry, I'm still in the...

4554
02:15:23,820 --> 02:15:25,260
I'm still in the Gen X slacker

4555
02:15:25,260 --> 02:15:26,460
mode of your...

4556
02:15:26,460 --> 02:15:27,980
The last fella, because once

4557
02:15:27,980 --> 02:15:29,540
you've heard that, it really

4558
02:15:29,540 --> 02:15:31,100
works well with this as well.

4559
02:15:31,100 --> 02:15:32,520
You can imagine those lads

4560
02:15:32,520 --> 02:15:34,140
loving Myst, do you know?

4561
02:15:34,140 --> 02:15:35,300
Where she's not the right fit

4562
02:15:35,300 --> 02:15:35,660
for it.

4563
02:15:35,660 --> 02:15:37,060
She's a nice lady, but she's

4564
02:15:37,060 --> 02:15:38,140
not the right fit for it.

4565
02:15:38,140 --> 02:15:39,640
Water, you hear the water lapping

4566
02:15:39,640 --> 02:15:40,460
against the dock.

4567
02:15:41,020 --> 02:15:43,790
As you get further up on the

4568
02:15:43,790 --> 02:15:48,080
hill, you'll hear the wind

4569
02:15:48,080 --> 02:15:48,780
blowing.

4570
02:15:48,780 --> 02:15:49,660
Mm-hmm.

4571
02:15:49,660 --> 02:15:51,350
And there is also an original

4572
02:15:51,350 --> 02:15:52,300
soundtrack.

4573
02:15:52,940 --> 02:15:53,820
The wind blowing.

4574
02:15:53,820 --> 02:15:54,780
Mm-hmm.

4575
02:15:54,780 --> 02:15:56,470
And there is also an original

4576
02:15:56,470 --> 02:15:57,420
soundtrack.

4577
02:15:58,140 --> 02:15:59,370
Right now, I'm just sort of

4578
02:15:59,370 --> 02:16:01,490
moving around, trying to get

4579
02:16:01,490 --> 02:16:02,940
down to the dock.

4580
02:16:02,940 --> 02:16:03,610
There's a hidden chamber down

4581
02:16:03,610 --> 02:16:04,250
here that I'd like to take you

4582
02:16:04,250 --> 02:16:04,460
to.

4583
02:16:04,460 --> 02:16:04,460
Mm-hmm.

4584
02:16:04,460 --> 02:16:05,660
Yeah, okay, yeah.

4585
02:16:05,660 --> 02:16:06,140
Yeah, okay, yeah.

4586
02:16:06,140 --> 02:16:07,390
There's a really nice example

4587
02:16:07,390 --> 02:16:08,380
of the quick...

4588
02:16:08,380 --> 02:16:09,260
Yeah, okay, yeah.

4589
02:16:09,260 --> 02:16:09,580
Mm-hmm.

4590
02:16:09,580 --> 02:16:10,770
There's a hidden chamber down

4591
02:16:10,770 --> 02:16:11,890
here that I'd like to take you

4592
02:16:11,890 --> 02:16:12,220
to.

4593
02:16:12,220 --> 02:16:12,780
Yeah, okay, yeah.

4594
02:16:12,780 --> 02:16:14,190
There's a really nice example

4595
02:16:14,190 --> 02:16:15,900
of the quick time animation use.

4596
02:16:16,460 --> 02:16:18,150
The thing that makes Myst sort

4597
02:16:18,150 --> 02:16:19,850
of a different adventure game

4598
02:16:19,850 --> 02:16:21,830
than what's been done before is

4599
02:16:21,830 --> 02:16:24,780
there are no time limits.

4600
02:16:25,420 --> 02:16:27,460
Dez Murphy says, what the fuck

4601
02:16:27,460 --> 02:16:28,280
is this?

4602
02:16:28,580 --> 02:16:30,920
There's no way to die. A lot of

4603
02:16:30,920 --> 02:16:32,410
adventure games, you have to be

4604
02:16:32,410 --> 02:16:33,620
careful what corner you go

4605
02:16:33,620 --> 02:16:35,120
around because something might

4606
02:16:35,120 --> 02:16:35,720
happen.

4607
02:16:36,120 --> 02:16:36,910
There's no vicious guys going

4608
02:16:36,910 --> 02:16:38,230
out after you. You just have to

4609
02:16:38,230 --> 02:16:39,420
really figure out what's going

4610
02:16:39,420 --> 02:16:39,820
on.

4611
02:16:39,820 --> 02:16:41,200
And so you're really encouraged

4612
02:16:41,200 --> 02:16:41,880
to explore.

4613
02:16:41,880 --> 02:16:42,880
So where are we now?

4614
02:16:43,060 --> 02:16:44,440
We're going down into this

4615
02:16:44,440 --> 02:16:46,020
hidden chamber and when we get

4616
02:16:46,020 --> 02:16:47,580
down to this pot thing, we're

4617
02:16:47,580 --> 02:16:49,090
going to click on this little

4618
02:16:49,090 --> 02:16:50,920
button and see what happens.

4619
02:16:52,760 --> 02:16:53,050
Catherine, my love, I have to

4620
02:16:53,050 --> 02:16:55,060
leave quickly. Something

4621
02:16:55,060 --> 02:16:57,300
terrible has happened. It's

4622
02:16:57,300 --> 02:16:59,360
hard for me to believe. Most of

4623
02:16:59,360 --> 02:17:01,280
my books have been...

4624
02:17:01,280 --> 02:17:03,520
There's a man's face in a cauldron

4625
02:17:03,520 --> 02:17:05,680
and he's talking shite to us.

4626
02:17:05,680 --> 02:17:07,490
Tell you what, it would be

4627
02:17:07,490 --> 02:17:09,660
funny maybe to watch Nightmare

4628
02:17:09,660 --> 02:17:11,820
from the 90s where they had

4629
02:17:11,820 --> 02:17:13,720
people put on a fucking mask

4630
02:17:13,720 --> 02:17:15,880
that covered their eyes and had

4631
02:17:15,880 --> 02:17:17,040
horns on it.

4632
02:17:17,640 --> 02:17:18,490
And then they were told to go

4633
02:17:18,490 --> 02:17:19,750
around different rooms

4634
02:17:19,750 --> 02:17:21,880
collecting shit for their knapsack.

4635
02:17:23,320 --> 02:17:24,080
And you have people role

4636
02:17:24,080 --> 02:17:27,170
playing as fucking cave dwellers

4637
02:17:27,170 --> 02:17:29,910
and marauders and knights and

4638
02:17:29,910 --> 02:17:31,580
shit like that.

4639
02:17:32,720 --> 02:17:33,920
Might be good for a laugh.

4640
02:17:34,040 --> 02:17:34,440
Destroy.

4641
02:17:36,520 --> 02:17:37,190
And this is also a nice sample

4642
02:17:37,190 --> 02:17:40,170
of the music that's throughout

4643
02:17:40,170 --> 02:17:41,740
the program.

4644
02:17:42,820 --> 02:17:44,160
Alright, Myst from Broderbund.

4645
02:17:44,160 --> 02:17:45,180
Thanks a lot.

4646
02:17:45,540 --> 02:17:46,350
That's our look at CD-ROM

4647
02:17:46,350 --> 02:17:47,880
software. Stay tuned now for

4648
02:17:47,880 --> 02:17:49,060
this week's...

4649
02:17:49,060 --> 02:17:50,560
That's throughout.

4650
02:17:51,940 --> 02:17:53,000
And this is also a nice sample

4651
02:17:53,000 --> 02:17:55,640
of the music that's throughout

4652
02:17:55,640 --> 02:17:57,020
the program.

4653
02:17:58,020 --> 02:17:59,700
Alright, Myst from Broderbund.

4654
02:17:59,700 --> 02:18:00,480
Thanks a lot.

4655
02:18:00,480 --> 02:18:00,780
Thank you.

4656
02:18:00,780 --> 02:18:02,040
That's our look at CD-ROM

4657
02:18:02,040 --> 02:18:03,610
software. Stay tuned now for

4658
02:18:03,610 --> 02:18:05,060
this week's computer news on

4659
02:18:05,060 --> 02:18:06,100
Random Access.

4660
02:18:18,820 --> 02:18:20,140
Will it be Stew or will it be

4661
02:18:20,140 --> 02:18:20,800
Janelle?

4662
02:18:21,540 --> 02:18:23,420
Stew or Janelle? Stew or Janelle?

4663
02:18:23,780 --> 02:18:25,680
1994. I think it's gonna be Janelle.

4664
02:18:27,280 --> 02:18:29,660
Yes. Powerful fucking hair.

4665
02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:31,230
...file this week. Financial

4666
02:18:31,230 --> 02:18:32,930
software maker Intuit has gobbled

4667
02:18:32,930 --> 02:18:34,240
up two more tax...

4668
02:18:34,240 --> 02:18:35,320
Let's get into it.

4669
02:18:35,380 --> 02:18:36,460
...software programs on the

4670
02:18:36,460 --> 02:18:38,410
market. Best software's Master

4671
02:18:38,410 --> 02:18:40,160
Tax and Tax Partner will be

4672
02:18:40,160 --> 02:18:41,400
discontinued.

4673
02:18:41,720 --> 02:18:42,970
And Intuit will service those

4674
02:18:42,970 --> 02:18:44,480
customers by providing them

4675
02:18:44,480 --> 02:18:45,970
with the TurboTax Pro Series

4676
02:18:45,970 --> 02:18:46,940
product line.

4677
02:18:47,260 --> 02:18:48,600
She's like a lioness.

4678
02:18:48,920 --> 02:18:50,190
Intuit acquired Chipsoft's

4679
02:18:50,190 --> 02:18:52,240
TurboTax line earlier this year.

4680
02:18:52,980 --> 02:18:53,580
TurboTek.

4681
02:18:54,160 --> 02:18:55,400
IBM's new Power Parallel mainframes

4682
02:18:55,400 --> 02:18:57,060
were introduced this...

4683
02:18:57,060 --> 02:18:58,140
Mainframe.

4684
02:18:59,380 --> 02:19:00,940
A real whole can of hairspray

4685
02:19:00,940 --> 02:19:02,420
situation.

4686
02:19:02,520 --> 02:19:02,720
...week.

4687
02:19:02,720 --> 02:19:04,710
They run on 192 IBM-designed

4688
02:19:04,710 --> 02:19:06,330
chips that mimic the circuit

4689
02:19:06,330 --> 02:19:08,100
boards used in mainframes.

4690
02:19:08,500 --> 02:19:09,600
The Power Parallel computers

4691
02:19:09,600 --> 02:19:11,040
run faster and don't require

4692
02:19:11,040 --> 02:19:12,540
the elaborate water-cooling

4693
02:19:12,540 --> 02:19:14,540
systems of traditional mainframes.

4694
02:19:15,200 --> 02:19:16,570
Computer City will open two new

4695
02:19:16,570 --> 02:19:18,040
super stores this month. One in

4696
02:19:18,040 --> 02:19:19,300
Miami and one just outside of

4697
02:19:19,300 --> 02:19:21,160
Philadelphia. That brings the

4698
02:19:21,160 --> 02:19:22,960
number of Computer City super

4699
02:19:22,960 --> 02:19:24,960
stores to 44 worldwide.

4700
02:19:25,380 --> 02:19:26,620
And Lotus has released a new

4701
02:19:26,620 --> 02:19:28,250
multimedia screen and sound

4702
02:19:28,250 --> 02:19:30,490
capture utility called ScreenCam.

4703
02:19:30,490 --> 02:19:31,750
It lets you put screen

4704
02:19:31,750 --> 02:19:33,750
application activity, cursor

4705
02:19:33,750 --> 02:19:35,560
movements, and sound into an

4706
02:19:35,560 --> 02:19:37,020
integrated file that can be

4707
02:19:37,020 --> 02:19:38,920
saved and sent to workgroups.

4708
02:19:38,920 --> 02:19:40,600
The idea behind ScreenCam is to

4709
02:19:40,600 --> 02:19:41,830
be able to explain your

4710
02:19:41,830 --> 02:19:43,450
thoughts, both visually and

4711
02:19:43,450 --> 02:19:44,950
verbally, to others as you

4712
02:19:44,950 --> 02:19:46,990
share and develop documents.

4713
02:19:46,990 --> 02:19:48,680
ScreenCam is priced at $75.

4714
02:19:48,680 --> 02:19:50,400
ScreenCam, take it down. Take

4715
02:19:50,400 --> 02:19:52,180
it down. Go lad. ScreenCam.

4716
02:19:52,180 --> 02:19:52,680
Yeah.

4717
02:19:52,680 --> 02:19:53,680
Yeah.

4718
02:19:53,680 --> 02:19:55,680
Where's Borland?

4719
02:19:55,680 --> 02:19:58,180
500 beta copies of the new D-Base

4720
02:19:58,180 --> 02:20:00,000
for Windows to test sites for

4721
02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:01,080
evaluation.

4722
02:20:01,080 --> 02:20:02,720
It provides object-oriented

4723
02:20:02,720 --> 02:20:03,950
tools and is open to the

4724
02:20:03,950 --> 02:20:05,400
Windows environment.

4725
02:20:05,400 --> 02:20:06,990
D-Base for Windows will ship

4726
02:20:06,990 --> 02:20:07,920
this summer.

4727
02:20:07,920 --> 02:20:09,290
And Oldsmobile buyers in

4728
02:20:09,290 --> 02:20:10,800
California will find onboard

4729
02:20:10,800 --> 02:20:12,500
computer navigation systems in

4730
02:20:12,500 --> 02:20:12,780
the

4731
02:20:12,780 --> 02:20:15,160
Olds 88 starting this spring.

4732
02:20:15,160 --> 02:20:16,730
The systems include street

4733
02:20:16,730 --> 02:20:18,490
guides displayed on a color LCD

4734
02:20:18,490 --> 02:20:20,220
screen and a voice prompt for

4735
02:20:20,220 --> 02:20:21,640
when to turn.

4736
02:20:21,640 --> 02:20:23,400
The new car computers will add

4737
02:20:23,400 --> 02:20:25,720
about $2,000 to the price tag

4738
02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:27,280
of the new Olds 88.

4739
02:20:27,280 --> 02:20:28,680
And Crossties is a new product

4740
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:29,980
that claims to go beyond the

4741
02:20:29,980 --> 02:20:31,580
personal information manager

4742
02:20:31,580 --> 02:20:33,300
category by linking and

4743
02:20:33,300 --> 02:20:35,680
organizing everything on your

4744
02:20:35,680 --> 02:20:36,440
desktop.

4745
02:20:36,440 --> 02:20:37,750
Crossties treats all data as

4746
02:20:37,750 --> 02:20:39,090
objects and lets you link any

4747
02:20:39,090 --> 02:20:40,430
type of information and then

4748
02:20:40,430 --> 02:20:40,860
easily

4749
02:20:40,860 --> 02:20:42,160
access it.

4750
02:20:42,160 --> 02:20:44,050
Crossties for Windows sells for

4751
02:20:44,050 --> 02:20:45,360
about $100.

4752
02:20:45,360 --> 02:20:47,080
What was that, a way of tying

4753
02:20:47,080 --> 02:20:48,920
all the information you have on

4754
02:20:48,920 --> 02:20:50,600
your desktop together?

4755
02:20:50,600 --> 02:20:51,540
on your computer together?

4756
02:20:51,540 --> 02:20:55,240
It links it through tags maybe.

4757
02:20:55,240 --> 02:20:57,840
Would you have to spend arduous

4758
02:20:57,840 --> 02:21:00,350
time putting tags in and stuff

4759
02:21:00,350 --> 02:21:01,540
like that?

4760
02:21:01,540 --> 02:21:02,610
I'm not your turtle, but thank

4761
02:21:02,610 --> 02:21:03,860
you very much for the tip there.

4762
02:21:03,860 --> 02:21:06,440
Parents guide to video games.

4763
02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:08,760
Look, a very relatable image

4764
02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:11,180
there of a family playing video

4765
02:21:11,180 --> 02:21:12,760
games together.

4766
02:21:12,760 --> 02:21:14,020
As we all do.

4767
02:21:14,020 --> 02:21:15,530
We all play the video games

4768
02:21:15,530 --> 02:21:17,400
with our families on the couch.

4769
02:21:17,400 --> 02:21:18,840
And if you're concerned about

4770
02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:20,340
which video games are making it

4771
02:21:20,340 --> 02:21:22,040
into your kids' hands, there's

4772
02:21:22,040 --> 02:21:23,280
a new book out to help you

4773
02:21:23,280 --> 02:21:24,800
evaluate 80 of the current

4774
02:21:24,800 --> 02:21:26,040
titles on the market.

4775
02:21:26,040 --> 02:21:27,530
The Parents Guide to Video

4776
02:21:27,530 --> 02:21:29,020
Games also gives advice on

4777
02:21:29,020 --> 02:21:30,440
keeping costs down, the

4778
02:21:30,440 --> 02:21:32,340
positive side of video games,

4779
02:21:32,340 --> 02:21:33,900
and how to turn electronic

4780
02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:36,040
games into a family experience.

4781
02:21:36,040 --> 02:21:36,980
Thanks.

4782
02:21:36,980 --> 02:21:38,430
And if you're ready for spring,

4783
02:21:38,430 --> 02:21:39,490
VT Productions has a new

4784
02:21:39,490 --> 02:21:40,910
software title out to brighten

4785
02:21:40,910 --> 02:21:41,720
up your life.

4786
02:21:41,720 --> 02:21:43,550
The Exotic Garden on CD-ROM is

4787
02:21:43,550 --> 02:21:45,500
a multimedia reference guide to

4788
02:21:45,500 --> 02:21:47,640
growing flowers, ferns, herbs,

4789
02:21:47,640 --> 02:21:49,760
edibles, orchids, and more.

4790
02:21:49,760 --> 02:21:52,070
The Exotic Garden features time-lapse

4791
02:21:52,070 --> 02:21:53,540
photographic images and

4792
02:21:53,540 --> 02:21:55,150
information on hundreds of

4793
02:21:55,150 --> 02:21:56,320
types of plants.

4794
02:21:56,320 --> 02:21:57,340
That's it for this week's

4795
02:21:57,340 --> 02:21:58,360
Computer Chronicles.

4796
02:21:58,360 --> 02:21:59,480
The Exotic Garden.

4797
02:21:59,480 --> 02:22:01,760
And it had a picture of a

4798
02:22:01,760 --> 02:22:04,790
flower, a petal on the side,

4799
02:22:04,790 --> 02:22:07,520
which again, looked like a

4800
02:22:07,520 --> 02:22:09,880
fucking man's face.

4801
02:22:09,880 --> 02:22:11,510
I don't know if you got that

4802
02:22:11,510 --> 02:22:12,140
there.

4803
02:22:14,580 --> 02:22:16,200
Very fucking scary stuff.

4804
02:22:16,460 --> 02:22:17,360
Another face.

4805
02:22:18,960 --> 02:22:20,800
You can see the schnoz there.

4806
02:22:22,880 --> 02:22:24,740
And that fucking...

4807
02:22:24,740 --> 02:22:26,140
That's his tash or his mouth

4808
02:22:26,140 --> 02:22:27,180
and then the eye.

4809
02:22:27,760 --> 02:22:28,260
Information on hundreds of

4810
02:22:28,260 --> 02:22:29,060
types of plants.

4811
02:22:29,060 --> 02:22:30,120
That's it from Janelle.

4812
02:22:30,400 --> 02:22:31,180
That's it for this week's

4813
02:22:31,180 --> 02:22:32,240
Computer Chronicles.

4814
02:22:32,380 --> 02:22:33,340
I'm Janelle Stelson.

4815
02:22:36,260 --> 02:22:36,740
What?

4816
02:22:37,400 --> 02:22:38,660
No fucking outro.

4817
02:22:44,700 --> 02:22:45,020
What use is it unless it has an

4818
02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:46,820
outro?

4819
02:22:46,940 --> 02:22:48,160
You need to be able to do the...

4820
02:22:48,160 --> 02:22:50,540
an outro move.

4821
02:22:53,940 --> 02:22:54,660
We'll fuck it.

4822
02:22:54,660 --> 02:22:55,300
We'll intro it.

4823
02:22:56,260 --> 02:22:58,100
Thank you very much for joining

4824
02:22:58,100 --> 02:23:00,680
us on this edition of Looking

4825
02:23:00,680 --> 02:23:02,620
at Stuart Shafee.

4826
02:23:03,940 --> 02:23:04,880
Back in the day.

4827
02:23:04,940 --> 02:23:06,760
A crazy man.

4828
02:23:07,080 --> 02:23:08,160
Another night.

4829
02:23:08,940 --> 02:23:09,680
Lots of information.

4830
02:23:09,940 --> 02:23:10,380
Spent...

4831
02:23:10,380 --> 02:23:11,620
Hundreds of megabytes of data.

4832
02:23:11,780 --> 02:23:13,060
In the lap of luxury.

4833
02:23:13,720 --> 02:23:15,880
These little laser discs, CD-ROM...

4834
02:23:15,880 --> 02:23:16,460
CD-ROM.

4835
02:23:16,460 --> 02:23:17,730
...are revolutionizing computer

4836
02:23:17,730 --> 02:23:18,060
software.

4837
02:23:18,600 --> 02:23:19,790
Today, we'll take a look at the

4838
02:23:19,790 --> 02:23:21,650
newest in CD-ROM software on

4839
02:23:21,650 --> 02:23:23,000
this edition of the Computer

4840
02:23:23,000 --> 02:23:24,040
Chronicles.

4841
02:23:24,220 --> 02:23:25,480
Good night and God bless.

4842
02:23:30,160 --> 02:23:31,100
Thanks for watching.

4843
02:23:31,100 --> 02:23:31,120
Thanks for watching.

4844
02:23:31,120 --> 02:23:31,160
Thanks for watching.

4845
02:23:33,160 --> 02:23:33,640
Yeah!

4846
02:23:33,640 --> 02:23:34,480
- Ah!

4847
02:23:34,480 --> 02:23:36,540
you

4848
02:23:36,540 --> 02:23:38,600
you