1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,580 Does anybody got a problem with 2 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:02,060 that? 3 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,010 Yeah, my business, it's my 4 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:04,720 business 5 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,120 Who's guilty? Can I get a 6 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:06,820 witness? 7 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,410 First things first, the 8 00:00:08,410 --> 00:00:10,220 chocolate starfish is my man 9 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:10,960 Fred Durst 10 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,880 Access Hollywood license to 11 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,640 kill a redneck fucker from 12 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,660 Jacksonville 13 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:17,380 Bringing on the dumb stuff funk 14 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:18,920 A microphone machete's in the 15 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:19,780 back of my trunk 16 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:21,520 Rock his host Benny with the he 17 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,500 says, she says 18 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,480 And don't forget about the starfish 19 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,580 navigation system 20 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,920 Don't hate me, I'm just an 21 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,540 alien 22 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:31,100 With 37 tons of new millennium 23 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,600 Dumb diddy dum, where's it 24 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,500 coming from? 25 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,480 Mrs. Aguilera, come and get 26 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:35,840 some 27 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,260 Oh no, which way to go? 28 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:39,890 To the dance floor, it's still 29 00:00:39,890 --> 00:00:40,380 a stereo 30 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,710 Pay me no mind, I've seen the 31 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,960 fight club about 28 times 32 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,940 And I'ma keep my pants sagging 33 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:48,770 Keep a skateboard, a spray can 34 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:49,740 for the tagging 35 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,420 And I'ma keep a lot of girls on 36 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:52,220 my bandwagon 37 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,810 Cause I don't give a fuck, 38 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:55,340 climbing up in the fast lane 39 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,360 I'm just a crazy motherfucker, 40 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,220 living it up 41 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,340 Not giving a fuck, living life 42 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:05,460 in the fast lane 43 00:01:05,460 --> 00:01:10,370 Another crazy motherfucker, 44 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,300 living it up 45 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,410 Not giving a fuck, in the fast 46 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:14,780 lane 47 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:19,240 Take two 48 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,060 Now who's the star sucker? 49 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:22,360 Gotta turn that off 50 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,240 Have to turn that off, I'm 51 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:24,500 afraid 52 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:32,260 A particularly apt song for the 53 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:36,780 episode of choice 54 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:38,260 At this moment in time 55 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:39,850 The episode being Computer 56 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,200 Chronicles Season 4 57 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,580 Episode 15 58 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,260 The fast lane 59 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:49,230 Bit of spit at the side of the 60 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:49,640 mouth there 61 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:54,000 The fast lane Intel 386 microprocessor 62 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,420 Which was a pretty big deal 63 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:56,260 back in the day 64 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,840 I don't remember it 65 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,080 It's too far back in time 66 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,760 But it seems as though it was a 67 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,260 big deal 68 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:05,060 A big leap 69 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,080 In computational power 70 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,710 No doubt Stu's gonna lay out 71 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:09,620 the red carpet 72 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,970 And lay out the table, should I 73 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:12,160 say 74 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,540 And provide a veritable feast 75 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:17,700 Of computational information 76 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,160 Related to the microchip 77 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,740 With brilliant guests as usual 78 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:24,740 For this time of day 79 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,980 Which is an afternoon session 80 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,260 Of the Stu 81 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,160 I have decided 82 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,060 Not 83 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:33,040 To go with the bombastic 84 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,270 Fucking kicking the shit out of 85 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:35,820 a chair 86 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:36,240 Intro 87 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,020 With the usual music 88 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:39,830 But I did give you the bit of Limp 89 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:40,400 Bizkit there 90 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,640 Just to kind of 91 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,780 Wet the whistle 92 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,520 And to get the excitement 93 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,260 Bubbling 94 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:45,840 Although I mean 95 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,980 You don't really need much more 96 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,100 Than a shot of Stu himself 97 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,020 I find 98 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,200 To really 99 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,180 Get things 100 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,100 Moving along 101 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,010 So if we can just hit play on 102 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:56,560 this one 103 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,740 The fast lane 104 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:59,220 And I 105 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,040 For one 106 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,660 I'm quite excited to see 107 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,760 What level of speed 108 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,100 They managed to achieve 109 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:05,940 Joey the Lips 110 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:07,200 Thank you very much for your 111 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:07,580 tip there 112 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,040 And Tupo 113 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,060 For your tip as well 114 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:10,800 Who said 115 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,980 A dream 116 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:13,160 You built a theme park 117 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,040 And a bunch of viewers died 118 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,400 So you went on the run 119 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,340 There's a few Resi games 120 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:18,860 You haven't played 121 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,380 There is a few Resi games 122 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,020 There are a few 123 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:21,840 I mean 124 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,080 Maybe at some stage 125 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,520 They will be 126 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,700 Delved into 127 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,060 The new one 128 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,000 Is going to be coming out 129 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,720 In February 130 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,060 I seen the 131 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,520 The thing about it 132 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,440 The trailer 133 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,740 We'll see how that goes 134 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,580 We'll see how that goes 135 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:45,180 Brilliant 136 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:45,960 It took about a 137 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,940 Twentieth of a second 138 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,120 Holy shit 139 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,320 That is 140 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,560 That's an interesting 141 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,720 I mean 142 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,260 As the intros go 143 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:54,780 A man 144 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:55,580 Unloading 145 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,140 A fucking 146 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,120 Revolver round 147 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,280 Into a dummy 148 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:58,860 Or whatever 149 00:03:58,860 --> 00:03:59,780 A shooting range 150 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:00,840 It's pretty hardcore 151 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,820 Stu doesn't even have 152 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:02,760 The earmuffs on 153 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:08,980 Let me just get set up there 154 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:09,660 So I can see 155 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:09,920 Everything 156 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,620 I can see 157 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:11,560 There's a chat 158 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,380 Going there 159 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:12,720 Yep 160 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,620 Beautiful stuff 161 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:18,860 I can do that 162 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:21,260 And put that there 163 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,580 And that's great for me 164 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:30,120 Thank you very much there 165 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,240 Schnuffles for the tip 166 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,380 Beautiful 167 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,660 Get rid of this 168 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:37,260 Fucking show 169 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,880 Four hours of show pan 170 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,220 Get rid of that 171 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:42,920 Still there 172 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,780 You're still there 173 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:44,340 Show pan 174 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,580 It took about 175 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:48,680 A twentieth of a second 176 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,240 For the bullet 177 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,080 To get from the barrel 178 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:50,620 Of that gun 179 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:51,180 To the target 180 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,060 That's pretty fast 181 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:52,940 But in that same 182 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:53,900 Twentieth of a second 183 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,500 This 8386 microprocessor 184 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,220 From intel 185 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,260 Can perform 186 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:00,240 200,000 calculations 187 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,540 That's pretty fast too 188 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:02,480 Today we're going to 189 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:02,960 Take a look at 190 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,960 The whole new generation 191 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,700 Of 386 based machines 192 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,460 Computing in the fast lane 193 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:08,500 On this edition 194 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:08,920 Of the 195 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,380 He does 196 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:09,820 He has 197 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:11,000 I thought he didn't 198 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,640 Have the 199 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,160 Fucking ear protectors 200 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:13,980 In but he does 201 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,800 Have these little 202 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,620 Foam ones 203 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,080 That would 204 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,340 He'd have to 205 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,640 Mould into his 206 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,360 Ear shape 207 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,360 And then wedge 208 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,580 Into his ear canal 209 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,840 You can see how happy 210 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:25,660 He is with that 211 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:26,140 As well 212 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,080 With that intro link 213 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,640 It's brilliant stuff 214 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,100 And just the 215 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:31,840 Reassuring 216 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,080 This 8386 microprocessor 217 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:34,320 From 218 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,580 He's the master of this 219 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:36,700 Just keep an eye 220 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:38,320 On this right side 221 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,420 His left 222 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,240 Left eyebrow 223 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:40,740 Intel 224 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,800 Can perform 225 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,000 200,000 226 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,860 There we go 227 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:44,840 And that's 228 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,140 The hit of the century 229 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,120 The feel good hit 230 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:47,760 Of the summer 231 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,500 Right there 232 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,080 It's June 9th 233 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,400 2025 234 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,440 And that's the feel good hit 235 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,700 Of this year 236 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:57,500 Right there 237 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,260 It's cheeky 238 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:00,600 2000 calculations 239 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,900 That's pretty fast too 240 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,840 Today we're going to 241 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,220 Take a look 242 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:04,320 At the whole new generation 243 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,080 Of 386 based machines 244 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,820 Computing in the fast lane 245 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:08,860 On this edition 246 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,360 Of the computer chronicles 247 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,880 I forgot it's not 248 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,320 It's not the hype 249 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,860 Of the later series 250 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:19,540 So we don't 251 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:20,740 I can't really go 252 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:22,900 Insane to this music 253 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,360 Because it's very whimsical 254 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,680 It's got like kind of 255 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,340 Electronic music 256 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:30,320 From computer times 257 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,460 From the 70s 258 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,100 From the 80s 259 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,980 It's not like a real 260 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:35,140 Pulsating hard beat 261 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:37,180 Of the 90s 262 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:38,200 But look at this 263 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:38,920 Leading edge 264 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:39,580 Computer systems 265 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:41,120 Including lotus lookalike 266 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:41,620 spreadsheet 267 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,680 Word processing 268 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,680 With spelling correction 269 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,140 Communication software 270 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,400 And haze compatible 271 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,760 1200 baud modem 272 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,410 Leading edge with over 1000 273 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,520 service centers nationwide 274 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,320 Additional funding is provided 275 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,890 by McGraw-Hill publishers of 276 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:00,560 the computer and the computer 277 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,100 and the computer is made 278 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:01,750 possible by the computer and 279 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:02,430 the computer is made possible 280 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:02,940 by the computer and the 281 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:03,590 computer is made possible by 282 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,060 leading edge. 283 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:05,320 Makers of IBM compatible 284 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,760 computer systems including 285 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,250 lotus lookalike spreadsheet 286 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,820 word processing with spelling 287 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,200 correction communication 288 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,700 software and haze compatible 289 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,970 1200 baud modem. Leading edge 290 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:17,170 with over 1000 service centers 291 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,060 nationwide. 292 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,250 Additional funding is provided 293 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,880 by McGraw-Hill publishers of Byte. 294 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,030 Byte's detailed technical 295 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,180 articles on new hardware, 296 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,330 software, software, and 297 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:27,730 languages cover developments in 298 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:29,500 computer technology. Have you 299 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,600 heard that little... 300 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,130 Do do do do do do? Like an 8... 301 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:37,000 Is that an 808 drum machine 302 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,440 back in the day? 303 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,460 Technology worldwide. I don't 304 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:46,570 know. And that's... That's 305 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:52,100 sensational as well. Just this 306 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:57,110 darkened studio room with Stu 307 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:01,530 and Gary Kildall. Or maybe not. 308 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:03,050 It doesn't look like Gary. 309 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,940 Maybe it's a different figure. 310 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,330 Kinky John Fowler. Thank you 311 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,440 very much there for the tip. It's 312 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,190 a casino keyboard. A Casio 313 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,460 preset number 8. CR78 there 314 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,660 says. Bag of boxes. Welcome. 315 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:17,570 Thank you very much for joining 316 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:19,450 us on this stream here. Bag of 317 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,160 boxes. And Ratman. Thank you 318 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,430 very much there for the tip 319 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:26,100 there. Look at this. 320 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,280 Welcome to the computer chronic. 321 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,990 The two of them ready to pounce. 322 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:35,340 When the lights go up. 323 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:37,330 The show begins. And I wonder 324 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:39,250 who calls that. Do they know 325 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,400 that that's happening? Or does 326 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,630 Stu make that himself? Does he 327 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:45,200 make that happen himself? 328 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,790 And we can see there it's 329 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:51,030 herself. I think her name is 330 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:54,440 Jan Moyers. Or Jan... 331 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,600 I don't know. But Stu's a happy 332 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,940 man. He's with Jan. 333 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,220 Welcome to the computer chronicles. 334 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,310 I'm Stuart Shiffey. Gary Kildall 335 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,320 is off working. George Morrow 336 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,200 is away. So with me today is 337 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,170 Jan Lewis who is also president 338 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,520 of the Palo Alto Research Group. 339 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:09,520 Jan Lewis. 340 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,960 Jan, this is what the fuss is 341 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,390 all about. The 8386 microprocessor 342 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:14,780 from Intel. Now, no real 343 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,250 operating system. No real 344 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,830 software yet. Yet people are 345 00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:18,920 waiting in line to buy 346 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,750 computers with a 386 in it. 347 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,900 More talk about it than 348 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,550 probably anything since the IBM 349 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:24,990 PC came out. Is this a lot of 350 00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:26,450 hype or is this really a major 351 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:27,740 development of personal 352 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:28,980 computers? 353 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,390 personal computers? Oh, this is 354 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:31,540 not just hype Stuart. This is a 355 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:32,470 quantum leap in personal 356 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,700 computers. Right now people are 357 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,710 standing in line to get these 358 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:35,980 systems just for the... 359 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:38,070 She's very direct as Jan and 360 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:40,720 she's got a very powerful mouth. 361 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,100 It seems like she really powers 362 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,120 through her sentences and 363 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,980 shoots them at you. 364 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,340 raw speed that it offers. Graphics 365 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,860 applications, telecommunications, 366 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:53,980 CAD cam require a lot of speed. 367 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 The speed the chip offers. See? 368 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 The real promise of this chip 369 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 are in the applications that 370 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 will be coming down the road in 371 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 the next, let's say, two to 372 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 five years. A whole new breed 373 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:53,980 of software and applications. 374 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:56,620 Jan, we're going to take a look 375 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,980 at the new compact desk pro 386. 376 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:02,680 We'll also look at the new Zenith 377 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,980 Z 386. We'll talk to the people 378 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,410 from Intel about the chip and 379 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,380 we'll talk to a software 380 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,410 developer about future 381 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:15,980 applications on 386 computers. 382 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,580 First of all, we are going to 383 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,250 get Gary into the act. We're 384 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,050 going to go visit Gary Kildall's 385 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,390 workshop in Monterey, 386 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,090 California for a preview look 387 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,910 at what a 386 computer can 388 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:26,980 really do. 389 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:29,630 Unreal. We thought Gary wasn't 390 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,650 even going to be in it. He is 391 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:33,980 in it. He's in a VT section. 392 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,760 Very few hardware introductions 393 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,470 have received as much attention 394 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,970 as Intel's new 386 microprocessor. 395 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,980 The fast 32-bit chip... 396 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,560 And it's a couple of Garys. ...is 397 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,880 already available in a number 398 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,320 of desktop machines at prices 399 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,580 that definitely put it into the 400 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,980 microcomputer category. 401 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,180 A couple of Garys working 402 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,940 really hard. And Garys sadly, 403 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,800 he was screwed over by Bill 404 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,900 Gates, I think. And he died 405 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:01,340 after it began into a fight in 406 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,980 a fucking Hells Angels bar. 407 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,520 I think he went in wearing a 408 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,060 Harley Davidson jacket or 409 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,880 something and the Hells Angels 410 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,980 didn't like it. 411 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,610 He was just a kid. And I heard 412 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:15,450 or read somewhere that he didn't 413 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,880 even command a fee for any of 414 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:21,080 the Computer Chronicles work. 415 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,690 He just loved the game. He was 416 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:26,050 in the game. He was the game. 417 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:28,130 He was the only game in town. 418 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:30,030 He didn't ask for any money. He 419 00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:30,980 just did it. 420 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,910 Through our programming tasks a 421 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,700 lot faster than we were able to 422 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,550 do before. In fact, where we 423 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:38,340 would have used a VAX maybe for 424 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,720 a program development, we now 425 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,980 are using the 386. 426 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,490 Much more work to do for each 427 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,090 engineer. And we don't have to 428 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:46,980 have... 429 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,690 Thank you very much there, Jan 430 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:50,980 and Ratman. 431 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:52,580 ...and things of that sort. 432 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,990 Very expensive operation to run 433 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:54,980 a bigger machine. 434 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,980 Closing the gap between... Size 435 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:56,980 of that. 436 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,690 ...is certain to affect prices 437 00:11:58,690 --> 00:11:59,980 and likely to give... 438 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:03,050 You can see a bit of moisture 439 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:06,660 on Garys face. He's illustrating, 440 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,940 I think, how this new Fastlane 441 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,820 chip, the Intel 386, is going 442 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,530 to revolutionize work 443 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:14,980 environments. 444 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,630 And you can see, you know, it 445 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,620 was a... The computers that 446 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,220 didn't have this Fastchip were 447 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,170 massive. They probably emitted 448 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,170 a lot of heat. You were working 449 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,350 in rooms where, you know, it 450 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,670 was going 90 and then you were 451 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:30,980 sweating your bollocks off. 452 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,890 Changing spools. You can see a 453 00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:34,310 spoon... Closing the gap 454 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:34,980 between minis and minis... 455 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,910 ...inside that case. That would 456 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,090 have had to have been changed 457 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,370 or something. Just a crazy 458 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,980 world compared to what... 459 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,080 ...is certain to affect prices. 460 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,190 What eventually transpired. And 461 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,800 likely to give a boost to the 462 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,980 development of new applications. 463 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,260 The reason that we're going to 464 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:48,980 see a... 465 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,980 And that's... 466 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,630 Ms. Lara Croft. Mr. Magpie. 467 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:54,980 Thank you very much for the tip. 468 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,980 Thank you very much for the tip. 469 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,490 I think he's got a little bit 470 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,980 of Mozart on the back of the... 471 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,740 ...on the background in his 472 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,070 computer there. It's an 473 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,610 interesting computer screen 474 00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:10,980 monitor which... 475 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,570 ...it's kind of in portrait 476 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:12,980 mode. 477 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:15,230 It could be Mozart. It could be 478 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:16,090 another one of the great 479 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:16,980 composers. 480 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,120 New applications is not so much 481 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,980 because of that... 482 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,430 ...of the 386 but the fact that 483 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:22,980 it's... 484 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,090 ...it's now readily accessible 485 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:24,980 to a large number of people. 486 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,230 It could be one of the founding 487 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:28,980 fathers of America. 488 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,980 Now you could consider building... 489 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:31,980 It could be back. 490 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,090 ...an expert system that you 491 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:34,980 could sell. 492 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,600 In spite of all the publicity, 493 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,110 32-bit chips are not new 494 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:38,980 technology. 495 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:41,530 But developers see special 496 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,390 promise in this new round of 497 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,980 introductions. 498 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,880 The interesting thing is the 386 499 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,930 has grown out of the IBM PC 500 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,620 world and it's not just the 386 501 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,980 that's important here. 502 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,220 It's the idea that is now 503 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,480 accepted in our society, in a 504 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,120 computer consuming society as 505 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,980 being the next stage to move to. 506 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:01,970 Well that means that as we move 507 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:02,980 into the machine... 508 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,420 Thank you very much there, Owen 509 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,980 and Mr. Magpie. 510 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:19,980 *music* 511 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,730 Joining us now in the studio is 512 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,300 Michael Swavely. Michael's the 513 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,500 Vice President of Marketing for 514 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,980 Compaq Computers. Michael Swavely! 515 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,620 Also with us from Compaq is 516 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,490 Lynn Parsons who's going to be 517 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,710 operating the 386 during our 518 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:32,980 demonstration. Jan? 519 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,790 Michael Swavely and a fucking 520 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,900 Kraken Tash and hair 521 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,980 combination explosion there. 522 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:48,110 Insane. Yasser, Hughes and many, 523 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:51,980 many other cases. 524 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,390 Mike, these machines have been 525 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,810 selling like hotcakes. Who is 526 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,080 buying them and what are they 527 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:56,980 using them for? 528 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,130 Well, Jan, they have been 529 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,360 selling well on a whole range 530 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,580 of customers who are finding 531 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:01,980 that they meet their needs. 532 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,280 Most of these customers are 533 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,640 really looking for the power 534 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,350 and performance that the 386 535 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:07,980 brings to their applications, 536 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,460 whether they're very large 537 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,930 spreadsheets, very large 538 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,980 databases or more special... 539 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,560 This guy is electric. Thank you 540 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,980 very much, Higgy Smalls. 541 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,020 ... network file servers or 542 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,870 even a small multi-user system 543 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:20,980 running Xenix. 544 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:21,820 So I guess it's really the 545 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,860 speed, as Jan mentioned at the 546 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:23,940 beginning of the show, that the 547 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,980 users are looking for now. 548 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,250 I want to try to give our 549 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,840 audience a feel for the speed 550 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,980 of this machine. 551 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,110 You've got a very complex macro 552 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:31,220 up here, which you're going to 553 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,330 run on a spreadsheet. Tell us 554 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:32,980 about that. 555 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:33,980 We're going to get a... 556 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,340 Okay, let's just sort of run 557 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,810 this macro now, Lynn, and we'll 558 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,980 see how long it takes. 559 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,840 Okay, well, as you can tell, it 560 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,640 was a very complex macro, even 561 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,980 for 1, 2, 3. 562 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,730 And fills in the spreadsheet, 563 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:46,600 does some recalculations, then 564 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,880 goes back and does some 565 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,700 comparisons, and then refills 566 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,980 the spreadsheet. 567 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,980 A couple other items like that. 568 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,370 And it takes a grand total of 569 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,990 all of about 16 seconds to 570 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,410 complete this very complex 571 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,980 spreadsheet. 572 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:02,980 And there it is. 573 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:03,980 There it is. 574 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,670 We saw it went out to about 500 575 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:06,980 rows there, didn't we? 576 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,980 Right. 577 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:09,340 So fast. That really is the 578 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,980 fucking fast lane right there. 579 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,400 I didn't even see that macro 580 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:12,980 happen. 581 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:13,670 I didn't even see that macro 582 00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:13,980 happen. 583 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,830 I didn't even see that macro 584 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:17,980 happen. 585 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,870 Another crazy motherfucker 586 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,990 living it up, not giving a fuck 587 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:25,980 in the past lane. 588 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,540 Over 5,000 cells are worked 589 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,980 with in this particular example. 590 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,980 Okay, to really get a... 591 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:33,980 Thank you very much, BinBeef. 592 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,280 I'm going to ask you, you can 593 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,440 set up the compact to run in 594 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,980 the 8088 mode at 4.77 megahertz. 595 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,140 So, Flynn, you'll do that and 596 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,260 run that same macro on the same 597 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:41,980 spreadsheet. 598 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:42,990 We'll run a clock on it and see 599 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:43,980 what the difference is. 600 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:44,980 Okay. 601 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:45,370 You know, this brings up an 602 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:45,980 interesting question, though. 603 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:46,760 I'm going to run the clock on 604 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:46,980 it. 605 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,810 Does the speed of the 386, does 606 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,980 this obsolete the AT and the 286? 607 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,460 No, I don't think it obsoletes 608 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:53,980 it. 609 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,000 There will still be a 610 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,570 significant price difference 611 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,020 for the added performance of 612 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:58,980 the 386. 613 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,720 And I think that both the 286 614 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,170 based products as well as the 615 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,040 386 based products will have a 616 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,490 place in the marketplace for 617 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:06,980 the next several years. 618 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:07,980 Okay, excuse me. 619 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,070 You've just started running the 620 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,980 demo now in the slower mode. 621 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:12,940 So, we run a clock on this and 622 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,980 we'll see how long it takes. 623 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:14,980 Okay. 624 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,190 Mike, what about this issue of 625 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:16,980 compatibility? 626 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,420 I mean, how nervous should a 627 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:18,980 user be? 628 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,120 We see here an example of 629 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,630 compatibility in which you're 630 00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:23,410 able to put it into that 8088 631 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:23,980 mode. 632 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,180 All existing software will run 633 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:26,980 on this? 634 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:27,980 Yes. 635 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,450 Basically, Compaq is staking 636 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,960 its reputation that it's built 637 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,320 for delivering the utmost in 638 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,980 compatibility on this product, 639 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,920 as we do with every new product 640 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,980 we introduce. 641 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,320 And the user should feel very 642 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,330 comfortable with the 643 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:40,980 compatibility of the product. 644 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,080 Now, some users are worried 645 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,980 about what IBM will do. 646 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,040 And any day IBM will announce 647 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,530 its 386 machine and everybody's 648 00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:48,900 saying, "What a gutsy move on 649 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,980 the part of Compaq." 650 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,980 It was a ballsy move there. 651 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,980 In fact, to be out there first. 652 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,490 How afraid is the company of 653 00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:55,980 this? 654 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:56,980 How risky a move is it really? 655 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:57,980 We don't feel like it's- 656 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,520 Hard-hitting interrogation from 657 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,980 Stu Norma Foley. 658 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,980 Mark Keough asks: 659 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,980 It's a risky move at all. 660 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:06,980 We believe that the industry- 661 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:10,880 B. Bar-Bar-Connor, thank you 662 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,980 very much there. 663 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:12,980 Buffering. 664 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,240 Hopefully it's not buffering 665 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:14,980 for you there. 666 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,680 Because this is just electric 667 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,310 stuff already from the fast 668 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,790 lane that we're seeing from 669 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:20,980 1986. 670 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,660 Even though it says, or maybe 671 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,980 1987, it says in the title. 672 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,070 I went back and saw and looked 673 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,980 through the archives. 674 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:29,980 I think it's 1986. 675 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,880 So there's a lot of titling 676 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,020 that has gone wrong on these 677 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:34,980 episodes. 678 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,290 Which is why it is so goddamn 679 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,030 important that those websites 680 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,980 got made by the boys. 681 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,970 Sam Lee and Dara Darmody, which 682 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,720 really rectify and put us in 683 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,480 our place and give us an exact 684 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,980 time and location. 685 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,690 The standard that has been 686 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,650 established for software for 687 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,550 the business marketplace is 688 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,980 clearly in place. 689 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,470 And what we've done here with 690 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,260 the DeskPro 386 is innovate 691 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,980 within that existing standard. 692 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,320 As opposed to trying to go 693 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,650 outside the standard and do 694 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:04,980 something different. 695 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,800 Now IBM may or may not enter 696 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,990 the marketplace at any point in 697 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:09,980 the future. 698 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,960 The market will judge what IBM 699 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,900 brings to the market in the 700 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,730 same way as it judges any other 701 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,980 manufacturers' new products. 702 00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,030 And you're not worried about 703 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,030 their getting out there on a 704 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,030 standard which is slightly 705 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,210 different from yours and having 706 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:22,980 to battle that? 707 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,560 Not particularly because they 708 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,820 do have to live within the 709 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:26,980 market realities. 710 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,260 And the reality is that 711 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,960 American business has made an 712 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,520 enormous investment in the 713 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,980 industry standard. 714 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,980 And for IBM or anyone else. 715 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,650 They may have buried themselves 716 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,980 in this standard here. 717 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,230 This thing is still running by 718 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:39,980 the way, Jan. 719 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,140 You know, we're still watching 720 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:41,980 the slower... 721 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,630 Captain Slowpoke in the 722 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,520 background still trying to 723 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,980 crush that macro. 724 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,980 Just call us a shoal. 725 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,280 It truly is the age of the fast 726 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:51,980 lane. 727 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:52,980 I'll stop doing that now. It's 728 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:52,980 wearing thin. 729 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:53,590 I'll stop doing that now. It's 730 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:53,980 wearing thin. 731 00:19:53,980 --> 00:20:00,600 The version of NXT, if you will, 732 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:08,980 kind of still do those recalculations. 733 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,530 This still says wait, wait, 734 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:10,980 wait. 735 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,850 While we're waiting, Mike, one 736 00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:13,980 other question. 737 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:14,980 When do you see people saying... 738 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,320 I like the way they're fluidly 739 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,840 still covering up the weight by 740 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,150 just having chats about other 741 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:22,980 stuff. 742 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,410 Real application. Where's the 743 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:24,980 real power? 744 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:25,610 Jan was talking about the 745 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:25,980 graphics. 746 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,300 All the new things we'll be 747 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,530 able to do. When is that going 748 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:28,980 to happen? 749 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:29,870 Well, I think that the 750 00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:31,450 introduction of the disk pro 386 751 00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:32,490 has kicked off the start of 752 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:32,980 that. 753 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,620 And frankly, there's hundreds 754 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,790 of companies out in the 755 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,320 industry right now working on 756 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,030 new hardware capabilities, new 757 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,980 software capabilities... 758 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,980 Hardware capabilities. 759 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,450 ...to really deliver all the 760 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,530 benefits of the 386 761 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,980 architecture to the customer. 762 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,450 So I think we'll start seeing 763 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:47,980 those. 764 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,140 What do you know? It done it. 765 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:50,980 It did it. 766 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,980 And on my watch... 767 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,490 It done it. And Stu's got the 768 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:54,980 time. 769 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,340 It took two minutes and 17 770 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,980 seconds for it to do what... 771 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,220 Wait, the other one took what? 772 00:20:59,220 --> 00:20:59,980 12 seconds? 773 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,660 16 seconds when you were 774 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,980 running it with the 386 chip. 775 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,220 Yeah, about eight and a half 776 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:05,980 times longer. 777 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,370 Pretty impressive. Thank you 778 00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:07,980 very much. 779 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:08,710 Now, as Mike said, some 780 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,980 software companies already are... 781 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,270 Just gets out of there. There's 782 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,340 no more chat to be had. There's 783 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,530 more stuff to be done, more 784 00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:15,980 links. 785 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,330 ...working on applications for 786 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,680 the 386. One of the first out 787 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,020 of the gate is Sun Microsystems, 788 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:22,280 and Wendy Woods has a report on 789 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:22,980 that. 790 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,790 You're looking at several 791 00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:26,980 programs running in... 792 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:33,020 That's the eyes of Mona Lisa, 793 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,980 ladies and gentlemen. 794 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:45,670 ...the eyes of Nerdel Mansell, 795 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:48,980 says Mark. 796 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:50,980 ...at once on a 386-based PC. 797 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,170 The windows are the 798 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:54,200 manifestation of a programming 799 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,980 tool called News from Sun Microsystems. 800 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,950 Previously, this product was 801 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,780 only available for use on Sun 802 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:01,980 workstations. 803 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,320 Pardon the pun, but why is this 804 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,980 news? Because Sun is... 805 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,530 Excellent mouse work there as 806 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:10,420 well. From the lady with the 807 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:10,980 ring. 808 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,980 It's a lovely lady with a ring. 809 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:15,760 Pardon the pun, but why is this 810 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:15,980 news? 811 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:18,610 And a fantastic mouse. With 812 00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:21,700 three buttons. I don't know 813 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,980 what each of those buttons does. 814 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,080 Because Sun is betting that the 815 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,670 386 will become as pervasive as 816 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,980 the chip that runs today's PC. 817 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:32,170 By getting in there first with 818 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:32,980 a window... 819 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:35,210 And it's a fucking massive CRT 820 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:37,130 that she has there as well. Is 821 00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:38,830 she a designer? Is this a 822 00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:40,560 design situation that we're 823 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,980 dealing with here? 824 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,740 ...their first with a windowing 825 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,070 product that can be adapted to 826 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:45,980 many machines. 827 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,590 Sun hopes to make News the new 828 00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:48,980 windowing standard. 829 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,160 If you look at both in CAD/CAM 830 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,980 publishing... 831 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,240 Eric Schmidt, ladies and 832 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:54,980 gentlemen. 833 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,160 I wonder is he the same fucking 834 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,980 Schmidt from Google? 835 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:01,100 Wasn't there a Schmidt in 836 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:01,980 Google? 837 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,980 Those sorts of markets. 838 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,980 Dr. Eric fucking Schmidt. 839 00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,980 Eric Schmidt. 840 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,470 It's Eric Schmidt from fucking 841 00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:17,980 Google. 842 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:18,660 It's Eric Schmidt from fucking 843 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:18,980 Google. 844 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:26,980 I got it right. 845 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,980 And that's why you need me... 846 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,390 To guide you through these 847 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:33,980 episodes because... 848 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,990 Nobody would know about that. 849 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:38,020 Not many people would know that 850 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:38,980 that's the Schmidtster. 851 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:40,980 The fucking Googly Boogly. 852 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:42,980 The Googly Boy. 853 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:44,980 The Schmitty... 854 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:45,980 The Schmitty... 855 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:46,980 Schmitty Harris. 856 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:49,980 The Schmidt Flicker. 857 00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:51,980 The Google Boy. 858 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,980 Google Man Schmidt. 859 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:56,840 I mean, you wouldn't have that 860 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,980 sort of... 861 00:23:58,980 --> 00:23:59,980 Annotative... 862 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:00,980 Intuition from other people. 863 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:01,980 Maybe you would. 864 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:02,670 I mean, if somebody else is 865 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:03,360 gonna be watching Computer 866 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:03,980 Chronicles... 867 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:05,980 Back episodes. 868 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:07,980 On a live stream. 869 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:08,980 On a fucking afternoon. 870 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,540 They're probably the kind of 871 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:13,420 person who does know that that's 872 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:14,980 Eric Schmidt from Google. 873 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:16,980 The Google Man. 874 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:17,980 The G Man. 875 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,980 The G Hustle. 876 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,980 The fucking San Jose Hustler. 877 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:23,980 The G Daddy. 878 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,980 The Gaddy. 879 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:27,980 God of Oogle. 880 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:29,980 Google Box. 881 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,450 Just a few of his many, many 882 00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:32,980 nicknames. 883 00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:34,980 The G Virus. 884 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:36,980 Okay. 885 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,980 The Google Doogler. 886 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,980 Bagugus. 887 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,140 And this is from his days back 888 00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,980 in Sun Microsystems. 889 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:47,390 Long before he started fucking 890 00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:47,640 laying down hard layers of code 891 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:47,980 inside the Google Box. 892 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:52,710 And Steve there in the chat 893 00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:57,630 says he used to get back rubs 894 00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:02,800 whilst driving a smart car in 895 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,980 LA. 896 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,810 What about those fucking smart 897 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:08,750 cars in LA that got burnt out 898 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:09,980 last night? 899 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:11,500 Not so fucking smart now, are 900 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:11,980 they? 901 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:12,980 Waymo's. 902 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,920 Apparently lads were getting 903 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,980 Waymo's out. 904 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:19,520 Calling Waymo's to come out and 905 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,310 then throwing petrol bombs in 906 00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:21,980 them. 907 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,980 But that's your man. 908 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,980 That's Eric Schmidt. 909 00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:26,980 He did. 910 00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:27,610 He took over as far as I can 911 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:27,980 remember. 912 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,980 He wasn't an original G. 913 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:32,350 He wasn't one of the original G 914 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:33,980 Hustlers from the Google days. 915 00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:37,020 I believe Alexi or some other, 916 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:39,560 a couple of bucks, then got 917 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,980 Schmidt in because they weren't, 918 00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:42,980 you know, Google back in the 919 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:42,980 day. 920 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:44,240 You know, Google back in the 921 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,980 day, it's a behemoth now, right? 922 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:45,980 Google. 923 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:47,530 But back in the day, I think 924 00:25:47,530 --> 00:25:48,920 they were ideologues in that 925 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,540 they didn't want to go down the 926 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:51,980 route of advertising. 927 00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:52,980 Well, maybe not. 928 00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:53,680 I mean, they wanted to make 929 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:53,980 money. 930 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:55,600 They didn't want to become like 931 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,980 big corporate sellouts. 932 00:25:57,980 --> 00:26:00,070 And then once they got a sniff 933 00:26:00,070 --> 00:26:02,420 of that sweet, sweet, sweet, 934 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,090 sweet, sweet, sweet bag of cash, 935 00:26:05,090 --> 00:26:06,980 they couldn't stop it. 936 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:07,920 And it was just it was never 937 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,980 going to fucking stop it. 938 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:11,270 And they brought this guy in 939 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,640 because they weren't able to 940 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,900 cut the mustard as a front of 941 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:14,980 house situation. 942 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,210 I remember seeing a documentary 943 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:16,980 about it anyway. 944 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:18,980 Stanford boys. 945 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:20,980 Right place, right time. 946 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:22,980 Right algorithm. 947 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,770 But Schmidt, what was Schmidt 948 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:27,990 saying? What was he saying? 949 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:28,980 What was he doing? 950 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:32,010 The Schmidt hit the fan, says Higgy 951 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:32,980 Smalls. 952 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:34,380 And that is what happened at 953 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:36,580 Google. They had to get the Schmitzer 954 00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:36,980 in. 955 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:38,260 News, the new windowing 956 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:38,980 standard. 957 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:42,070 Both in CAD/CAM publishing, 958 00:26:42,070 --> 00:26:43,980 those sorts of markets. 959 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:45,980 3D6 is going to be a player. 960 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:47,850 News is going to be, we believe, 961 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:49,320 a component in every one of 962 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:49,980 those. 963 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:51,840 In addition, customers who have 964 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,980 sons would be able to- 965 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:54,980 Kate Bush, ladies and gentlemen. 966 00:26:58,980 --> 00:26:59,980 Kate Bush. 967 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:01,980 Unbelievable stuff. 968 00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:02,980 We haven't even seen- 969 00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:05,980 We're going back into 1987 here. 970 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:08,350 And we are seeing a blast from 971 00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:08,980 the past. 972 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:10,980 Many different people and types. 973 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,980 And did we ever imagine it? 974 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,980 Did you ever dare to dream it? 975 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:18,840 That Kate Bush would be 976 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,980 involved at some stage of the- 977 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:27,980 Of the piece. 978 00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:32,230 We have a component in every 979 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,980 one of those. 980 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:36,460 customers who have sons would 981 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,540 be able to use the same 982 00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:39,220 applications from both sons and 983 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,860 on the 386's running news. 984 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:41,800 And that's again why it's 985 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,670 attractive to license 986 00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:43,780 applications from both. 987 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:44,800 It's going to be a play in 988 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,980 customers who... 989 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:54,740 Google Schmaze. 990 00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:58,100 I'm a little amy boy. 991 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:00,630 ...have sons, again, why it's 992 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,290 attractive to license news to 993 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:04,140 the 386 community. 994 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,030 News is also unique in that it 995 00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:08,040 is partially constructed with 996 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,830 PostScript, a sophisticated 997 00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,660 imaging model which enables a 998 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,550 user to manipulate the size and 999 00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:15,180 scale of each window. 1000 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,510 Will Sun's news on the 386 be 1001 00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:18,460 as... 1002 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,500 ...for many meaningful... 1003 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,500 ...tick to the world... 1004 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,500 ...to get them while you can. 1005 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:42,310 ...but he didn't have money for 1006 00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:44,500 a good time... 1007 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,940 ...but he never had a double 1008 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,500 education... 1009 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,000 ...but he never had a double 1010 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,380 education... 1011 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,500 The Zenith entry is coming 1012 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,080 right up. 1013 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,820 Thank you very much there, Rassanen. 1014 00:28:58,700 --> 00:28:59,460 With us now in the studio is 1015 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,780 Bob Dilworth, the president of 1016 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:02,760 Zenith Data Systems, 1017 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,470 makers of the new Zenith Z386 1018 00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:05,180 computer. 1019 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,330 Also with us in the studio is 1020 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,730 Holden Oust from Zenith, who's 1021 00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,220 going to be operating the 386 1022 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:09,680 for us. 1023 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:09,960 Jan? 1024 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,110 Bob, how is your machine 1025 00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:12,840 different from the compact desk? 1026 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,160 Jan is just a real safe, best 1027 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,840 player. 1028 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,520 She can really hold the show 1029 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,080 down. 1030 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,700 She asks the right questions at 1031 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,460 the right time. 1032 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,900 She knows her stuff. 1033 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:22,800 She knows her fucking 1034 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,920 technological onions. 1035 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,660 Rassanen, thank you very much 1036 00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:26,840 for the tip there. 1037 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:27,920 Look at these guys. 1038 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:31,480 It's a real Schmitzer scenario. 1039 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,500 It is Vladimir Schmitzer. 1040 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:35,920 That's not Eric Schmidt, but he 1041 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,880 does look like him. 1042 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,160 And this guy here, I'm not sure, 1043 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,340 but he's doing the interlocking 1044 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,000 spurs, 1045 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:43,650 which is a geological 1046 00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:44,800 phenomenon, 1047 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:47,760 which can sometimes be found in 1048 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,840 Paolo Alto, California, 1049 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,620 in these TV studios. 1050 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,800 Wherever Stu's around, there's 1051 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,310 usually an interlocking spur 1052 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:57,080 going spare as well, you know. 1053 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,190 He's going to be operating the 1054 00:29:58,190 --> 00:29:58,980 386 for us. 1055 00:29:59,080 --> 00:29:59,260 Jan? 1056 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,550 Bob, how is your machine 1057 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,170 different from the compact desk 1058 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:03,980 pro 386 that we just saw? 1059 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:05,780 They're very similar. 1060 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,780 There are some features. 1061 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,940 We both basically had to design. 1062 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,620 And it's Bobby Dilworth, or as 1063 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,800 he's known in the hood, 1064 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,900 Dobby Bilworth. 1065 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,150 Design without knowing what 1066 00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:18,060 each other was doing. 1067 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,560 And obviously both companies 1068 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,680 are interested in. 1069 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:22,160 The Dil Pickle. 1070 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,400 The Dilster. 1071 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,120 The Dilbert. 1072 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,600 Who's eating Dilbert grape? 1073 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,940 The Dil Bob. 1074 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,140 And trying to protect standards 1075 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,420 where we can. 1076 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:34,680 But we're unique in the way we 1077 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,140 handle memory. 1078 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,570 We'll have some advantages in 1079 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,600 cache memory, things like that, 1080 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,190 that make it a little bit 1081 00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:41,640 different. 1082 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,600 But they're both very fast MS. 1083 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,880 The Dilder Tron. 1084 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:47,700 Dil or no Dil. 1085 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,860 Dilbert is it. 1086 00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:50,760 DOS machines. 1087 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,280 He's probably a billionaire now 1088 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,660 after all the fucking work he 1089 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,120 did in the computer world. 1090 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,220 Back in the day, I took the 1091 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,680 billionaire from BRAP there. 1092 00:30:58,420 --> 00:30:59,860 Is the machine out now? 1093 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,240 Is this a product at this point? 1094 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,120 It is a product. 1095 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:02,940 It is out. 1096 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,320 And we're shipping primarily 1097 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,910 early samples to some of our 1098 00:31:06,910 --> 00:31:08,640 existing customers. 1099 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:09,800 Who are buying these machines 1100 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,100 now? 1101 00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:11,020 And what are they using them 1102 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,300 for? 1103 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,440 Generally speaking, it's people 1104 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,900 that need the speed. 1105 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,000 Or need lots of memory access 1106 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,920 or speed in handling large 1107 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,380 database files. 1108 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,930 Is there a real market for the 1109 00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:25,020 386 machine just based on speed 1110 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:25,880 and memory? 1111 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,860 Look at that lovely bit of 1112 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,100 cheese on Stu's head there. 1113 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,240 Cheese and beans nestled atop 1114 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,640 Stu's beautiful West of Ireland 1115 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,620 fucking sensual handmade thatch. 1116 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,360 It's got everything. 1117 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:43,580 It's artisanal. 1118 00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:44,070 So what are they using 1119 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:44,880 sophisticated applications for 1120 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:45,570 this kind of machine to really 1121 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:45,880 move? 1122 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,920 Obviously, the new applications 1123 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,760 and some new applications will 1124 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,020 drive the market. 1125 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,140 But already we see 1126 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:54,360 sophisticated software packages 1127 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,650 that are sluggish even on a 286 1128 00:31:56,650 --> 00:31:57,520 product. 1129 00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,810 And so they need that 386 to 1130 00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:01,950 really get to make the packages 1131 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:02,600 snap. 1132 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,070 And it's like any computer 1133 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:05,760 system. 1134 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,760 You really want to make your 1135 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,100 packages snap. 1136 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,470 Seconds and you want it to come 1137 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,500 quicker and faster. 1138 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,570 Okay, let's try to show some 1139 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:13,120 snap here. 1140 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,020 And Holden, we're going to add. 1141 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,020 Let's try and show some snap 1142 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:16,680 here. 1143 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,810 Let's try to show some snap 1144 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,220 here. 1145 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,120 And Holden, we're going to add. 1146 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,100 I think Stu said he was very 1147 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,980 excited about saying, 1148 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,340 let's try and show some snap 1149 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:26,080 here. 1150 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:27,510 That he might have done a 1151 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,320 little bit of a fumble and said, 1152 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,920 let's show some snap here. 1153 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:35,940 Can't be too sure, but that's 1154 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:37,480 what I heard. 1155 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,450 No doubt I'll rewind it and 1156 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:41,140 play it five times. 1157 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,480 In seconds. 1158 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:46,650 And you want it to come quicker 1159 00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:47,260 and faster. 1160 00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:48,480 Let's try to show some snap 1161 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:48,920 here. 1162 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,700 And Holden, we're going to. 1163 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,660 Lovely stuff. 1164 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,630 But Stu's a fucking 1165 00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:52,780 professional man. 1166 00:32:52,860 --> 00:32:54,230 He just goes straight through 1167 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:54,540 it. 1168 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:56,820 It's brilliant. 1169 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,750 You know, you could really 1170 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,340 learn a lesson about how to 1171 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:02,740 fucking deal with their presentational 1172 00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,680 styles and confidence. 1173 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,860 In the firing line by observing 1174 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,680 this man. 1175 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,020 I ask you to run this. 1176 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,330 We have now, I guess, what's in 1177 00:33:10,330 --> 00:33:10,720 here? 1178 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,320 A 10-page document in WordStar. 1179 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:12,800 That's right. 1180 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:14,140 Not known as a fast mover 1181 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:15,620 necessarily, right? 1182 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:16,480 And. 1183 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,000 WordStar. 1184 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,630 I believe we're going to 1185 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,100 correct a document. 1186 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:21,990 We've made some errors 1187 00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:22,580 somewhere. 1188 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,350 So that you're going to go 1189 00:33:23,350 --> 00:33:23,800 through. 1190 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:25,080 Yeah, you've got, you mistyped. 1191 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,640 Oh, no. 1192 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,360 Oh, no. 1193 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:27,680 He did. 1194 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,400 WordStar. 1195 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,160 WordStar. 1196 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,130 Thank you very much there, the 1197 00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:34,110 other Jeff, for the cheese and 1198 00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:34,780 beans. 1199 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,500 Type the word memory. 1200 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,760 M-E-M-O-R-I. 1201 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:38,730 And you forgot the period and 1202 00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:39,880 the space in this sentence. 1203 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:40,620 Okay. 1204 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,850 Now, I happen to know, since we 1205 00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:42,980 prepared this here for you, 1206 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,020 that that error occurs 90 times 1207 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,240 in this document. 1208 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,310 So I want you to do a search 1209 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,780 and replace and correct that. 1210 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,010 Let's see how long it takes to 1211 00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:50,800 correct that. 1212 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,420 We are doing search. 1213 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:51,880 Go ahead. 1214 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,360 Find and replace. 1215 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,100 Look at that. 1216 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:56,780 That's fast. 1217 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:57,800 Wow. 1218 00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,720 And I guess if you're a user. 1219 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,060 Going line by line. 1220 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:02,540 Not on a slower machine. 1221 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,560 You know, it takes a lot longer. 1222 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,040 It's a timely process. 1223 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:07,240 To do 90 search and replace. 1224 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,610 You know, if you use Microsoft 1225 00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:09,960 Word nowadays, it's just, 1226 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,240 and it has been like that for 1227 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,740 fucking 30 years maybe. 1228 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,080 But back then, going line by 1229 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,260 line, seeing this happen would 1230 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,300 have absolutely blown your tiny 1231 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:19,960 minds. 1232 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,840 Finish that document there. 1233 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,660 And my tiny mind at the time. 1234 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,580 It was a very tiny mind. 1235 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:26,800 I didn't even have the capacity 1236 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,800 to be even able to understand 1237 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,140 this. 1238 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,740 Just colors maybe and shapes. 1239 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,080 Thank you very much there, Dara, 1240 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:32,940 for the tip there. 1241 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,830 Ever consider getting the Shafi 1242 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:35,540 haircut? 1243 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:36,840 Maybe. 1244 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,580 Maybe at some stage of the game, 1245 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:40,180 it will have to go that way. 1246 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,340 Let's see how long it would 1247 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,320 take if we wanted to do a 1248 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,650 search and replace on the word 1249 00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:44,280 zenith. 1250 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:45,630 In other words, see how long it 1251 00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:47,030 takes to go through those 10 1252 00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:47,480 days. 1253 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,090 I like the way he says zenith 1254 00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:50,200 and not zenith. 1255 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:51,970 I think we better tell the 1256 00:34:51,970 --> 00:34:53,580 audience to watch very 1257 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,660 carefully. 1258 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:56,610 Because I've seen this done 1259 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:57,420 before. 1260 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:58,820 Don't blink. 1261 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,160 And go. 1262 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:02,580 Go. 1263 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,720 Did it. 1264 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,270 Okay, faster than the eye can 1265 00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:07,640 see. 1266 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,400 Bob, what a... 1267 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,420 So that was that. 1268 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,980 That was find and replace. 1269 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:12,560 Fuck. 1270 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:13,590 Sorry, I just need a moment 1271 00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:14,000 there. 1272 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,120 Fucking hell. 1273 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:30,400 Okay. 1274 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:42,540 Bob, what about IBM? 1275 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,140 Everybody's talking. 1276 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:46,330 I did it. Okay, faster than the 1277 00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:48,490 eye can see. Bob, what about 1278 00:35:48,490 --> 00:35:51,360 IBM? Everybody's talking. Okay, 1279 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,360 faster than the eye can see. 1280 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:57,410 Bob, what about IBM? Everybody's 1281 00:35:57,410 --> 00:36:01,980 talking about waiting for IBM. 1282 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:05,720 What do you think is going to 1283 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,140 happen there? 1284 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,060 Sure. I think, in fact, we read 1285 00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:12,780 the press and read all the same 1286 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:14,530 documents everybody else reads 1287 00:36:14,530 --> 00:36:15,930 and really don't have any 1288 00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,890 advantage. We expect that they 1289 00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:19,720 will eventually use the chip. 1290 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,250 Dobson Billworth III, Esquire, 1291 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:26,210 who you can see there from the 1292 00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:29,430 wry cheeky smile he had on his 1293 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:32,750 face there. Cheeky old Cheshire 1294 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:33,640 Cat. 1295 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:35,900 Going back to the old Dill 1296 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,270 master himself. He knows, he's 1297 00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:40,550 witnessing the birth of a new 1298 00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:42,220 reality with that find and 1299 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,180 replace. Like that. 1300 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,650 In fact, you know, we read the 1301 00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:46,910 press and read all the same 1302 00:36:46,910 --> 00:36:48,470 documents everybody else reads 1303 00:36:48,470 --> 00:36:49,660 and really don't have any 1304 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:51,680 advantage. We expect that they 1305 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,630 will eventually use the chip in 1306 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:55,860 some fashion. Really don't know 1307 00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:57,180 when and how fast. 1308 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,020 Old fucking Netflix and Dill 1309 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:02,260 himself. Cheeky chops. 1310 00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:03,280 What do you think the 1311 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,850 consequences are going to be to 1312 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:06,290 users when these new kinds of 1313 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,140 applications come along? I mean, 1314 00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,940 how will the availability of 386? 1315 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,270 Jen described this as a quantum 1316 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,660 leap in personal computing. 1317 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,730 What's that going to mean to 1318 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:14,740 the businessman, to the 1319 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:15,740 corporate user and so on in 1320 00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:16,900 terms of what you can do really 1321 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:17,980 that you can't do now other 1322 00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:18,880 than do it faster? 1323 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,070 You know, I think that, uh, bit 1324 00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:22,640 of uncertainty there from Stu 1325 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,660 at the end of the link. Uh, rarity. 1326 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,380 Uh, Tedsticles, thank you very 1327 00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:27,600 much for the tip. 1328 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,230 But I think it's just mainly 1329 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:30,850 Stu holding down the fort, 1330 00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:32,840 realizing we're halfway through 1331 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,600 the episode and that we need to 1332 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,290 get out at some stage to go to 1333 00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:36,840 a VT. 1334 00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:38,790 He's looking off to the floor 1335 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,450 manager or whoever there to 1336 00:37:40,450 --> 00:37:42,320 check the clock maybe. And 1337 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,680 there we go. Like that. 1338 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,280 Unbelievable. Unbelievable, Stu. 1339 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,140 Another crazy motherfucker 1340 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,970 living it up. Stop giving a 1341 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,600 fuck in the fast lane. 1342 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,910 You know, I think that, uh, the 1343 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,330 next step in many of the 1344 00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:03,320 software packages and you need 1345 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,290 to sort of stop and people buy, 1346 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:07,340 uh, applications that are then 1347 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,390 backed up by software, which is 1348 00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:11,660 finally, uh, needs hardware to, 1349 00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:14,160 to, uh, run the application. So 1350 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,290 we really don't drive the 1351 00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:16,870 market with a piece of hardware. 1352 00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:18,240 What really drives the market 1353 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,870 is the software. And in this 1354 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,920 particular case, it's not about 1355 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,440 the hardware. Okay. 1356 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,420 We've seen this time and time 1357 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,210 again. You know, if the proof 1358 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,870 is in the pudding, pudding, 1359 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:32,180 pudding, pudding, pudding, then 1360 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,000 the power is in the 1361 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,040 applications. 1362 00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,820 I think we're going to see 1363 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,660 software packages where to make 1364 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,670 them easy to use, you know, the 1365 00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:41,790 artificial intelligence type of 1366 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:43,750 products are going to need this 1367 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,330 kind of power and speed in 1368 00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:46,610 order to make them an 1369 00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:48,660 acceptable application. 1370 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:50,080 Bob Holden, thank you very much 1371 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,470 for joining us. Now, in just a 1372 00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:52,630 minute, we're going to talk to 1373 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:53,750 guests from Intel and Phoenix 1374 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,380 Technologies. 1375 00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:55,810 And talk about the future of 1376 00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:57,140 the 386. Stay with us. 1377 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,560 Super. We're not going anywhere. 1378 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,090 I'm not going to leave this. 1379 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,020 You're fucking joking. 1380 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,200 Unix slash DOS multi-users. 1381 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,160 Multi-user system. 1382 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:18,890 Joining us now in the studio is 1383 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,800 Neil. 1384 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,940 I just want to give my credence 1385 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:25,320 to that beautiful musical interlude 1386 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,320 with a bit of interpretive. 1387 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:33,130 Joining us now in the studio is 1388 00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:39,190 Neil Colvin, chairman and CEO 1389 00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:44,880 of Phoenix Technologies. 1390 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:46,260 And sitting next to Neil is 1391 00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,080 Dana Crelley, marketing manager 1392 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,780 for the 806 at Intel. 1393 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:50,580 Dana. 1394 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,510 Thank you very much there, Fanny, 1395 00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:54,580 for the tip. 1396 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,810 Whatever happened to that 1397 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,240 version of Creep you did with 1398 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:58,620 Kevin? I miss it so much. 1399 00:39:58,740 --> 00:40:00,560 I don't know. I really don't 1400 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,230 know. But it could be out there 1401 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:03,420 in the wild somewhere. 1402 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,010 The 386 is being hailed as a 1403 00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:06,580 major breakthrough in personal 1404 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:07,380 computing. 1405 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,940 Can you give us some background 1406 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,940 on the 386 and why all the fuss? 1407 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:13,950 Well, certainly. First of all, 1408 00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:15,940 the 386 is the... 1409 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:17,700 Dana Crelley. It's pronounced 1410 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,190 Crelley like Ted Crelley, but 1411 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:20,000 it's Crell. 1412 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,080 Jan asking some very penetrating 1413 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,640 questions here of the man. 1414 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,430 ...generation, generation, 1415 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:26,940 generation... 1416 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:29,090 ...computing. Can you... Dana, 1417 00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:30,620 the 386 is being hailed as a 1418 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,180 major breakthrough in personal 1419 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:32,900 computing. 1420 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,660 Can you give us some background 1421 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:36,480 on the 386 and why all the fuss? 1422 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,950 Well, certainly. First of all, 1423 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:41,160 the 386 is the 32-bit 1424 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,890 generation of the 86 1425 00:40:42,890 --> 00:40:45,220 architecture and technology, 1426 00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:47,160 which the 8088 generation of 1427 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,080 PCs is based on. 1428 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:49,510 And after that, the 286 1429 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,790 generation of PCs is based on 1430 00:40:50,790 --> 00:40:53,340 our 286. The 386 is a 32-bit... 1431 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,460 It's enthralling and captivating. 1432 00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:57,110 Chris Durst, thank you very 1433 00:40:57,110 --> 00:40:58,730 much. And Brainschlug, thank 1434 00:40:58,730 --> 00:40:59,540 you very much. 1435 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,680 ...over what those machines are. 1436 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,280 ...X86, you see that in your 1437 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,240 fucking windows when you go 1438 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,080 into your C drive. 1439 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,980 Don't you? X or 86 applications 1440 00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:09,650 or whatever. When you're 1441 00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:10,850 looking at program files, you 1442 00:41:10,850 --> 00:41:11,750 want to fucking mod your game 1443 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:12,960 or whatever. You go into that. 1444 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,030 And of course, that's one of 1445 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:15,010 the issues we talk about in 1446 00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:16,160 utilizing the 386. 1447 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,400 Now, what about the operating 1448 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,690 system specifically? What's 1449 00:41:18,690 --> 00:41:19,880 going to happen there with the 1450 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,520 386 to take advantage of it? 1451 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,020 Well, first of all, the Unix 1452 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,530 technology's base is already 1453 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:26,420 well underway for the 386. 1454 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,250 The Unix System 5 Release 3 1455 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,350 port to the 386 is in beta site 1456 00:41:30,350 --> 00:41:32,460 today at over 50 different OEMs 1457 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,160 who are developing products 1458 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,360 based on Unix and the 386. 1459 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,910 And certification from AT&T 1460 00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:39,190 should happen in the early 1461 00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:40,700 first quarter next year. 1462 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,130 Additionally, several OEMs are 1463 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,250 developing products that 1464 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,180 surround... 1465 00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,790 Stream is very unstable, says 1466 00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:47,700 Jeff. Sorry about that, Jeff. 1467 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,460 I don't know what's going on 1468 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:51,150 there. I wonder do I have 1469 00:41:51,150 --> 00:41:53,090 anything else going on? Is 1470 00:41:53,090 --> 00:41:54,200 there stuff downloading or 1471 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,180 anything like that? 1472 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,440 Because this is... 1473 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,210 ...it's not an everyday 1474 00:41:59,210 --> 00:42:00,640 occurrence. 1475 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,240 the 386 and Unix with various 1476 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,270 features as well as ISVs, one 1477 00:42:10,270 --> 00:42:11,940 of which we'll see today with 1478 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:15,920 Neil running DOS on top of Unix. 1479 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,180 There are several companies 1480 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,580 doing that, including Locus as 1481 00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:19,920 well as Phoenix Interactive. 1482 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,260 And additionally, there's 1483 00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,700 windowing technologies being 1484 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:24,850 put onto 386 Unix from Sun Microsystems 1485 00:42:24,850 --> 00:42:25,920 as well as others. 1486 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,340 So for the Unix marketplace, 1487 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:29,060 the mini-computer and workstation 1488 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:29,920 marketplace, 1489 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,510 the software environment for 1490 00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,330 the 386 is already very well 1491 00:42:33,330 --> 00:42:34,850 developed and about ready to 1492 00:42:34,850 --> 00:42:36,090 come to market in a lot of 1493 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:36,920 machines. 1494 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,130 You've led us into Neil now, so 1495 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:39,400 let's talk about your product, 1496 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,920 which is called VPIX, I believe. 1497 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,920 And what does it do? 1498 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,580 Well, VPIX is an integration of 1499 00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:45,920 the Unix environment for the 386. 1500 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,960 Loving Neil Colvin here from 1501 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,920 Phoenix Technologies. 1502 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,080 He's not only the chairman, but 1503 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,760 he's the chief executive 1504 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,920 officer of Phoenix Systems. 1505 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,440 What an absolute incredible 1506 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,920 officer he is. 1507 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,740 ...which are typically CAD/CAM, 1508 00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:03,390 high-level engineering, things 1509 00:43:03,390 --> 00:43:03,920 like that. 1510 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,900 And then at the same time, 1511 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,050 switch immediately to running 1512 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:07,300 some of the more popular DOS-type 1513 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:07,920 applications, 1514 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,420 such as Lotus or Ashton Tate's 1515 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,920 D-Base or something else. 1516 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,710 Could you give us a 1517 00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:12,900 demonstration of VPIX and 1518 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,110 describe the setup you have 1519 00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:14,920 here, Neil? 1520 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,030 Okay. What we have here is we 1521 00:43:17,030 --> 00:43:17,920 have... 1522 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,920 I'm detecting a slight bit of... 1523 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,170 I don't know, agitation from 1524 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,920 Stu there at the end. 1525 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,760 There was a bit of an inhalation, 1526 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,920 a kind of a... 1527 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,880 I mean, he rarely lets one of 1528 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,920 those slip. 1529 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,920 ...and describes... 1530 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,820 Ed there says, "Stu looks 1531 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:34,920 stressed." 1532 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,920 Look at these power struggles. 1533 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,570 This is what it is though, isn't 1534 00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:38,920 it? 1535 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,920 You're fucking... 1536 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,320 ...front of house on one of the 1537 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,300 most cutting-edge computer 1538 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:44,920 shows. 1539 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,410 In fact, probably the only 1540 00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:47,920 computer show of its ilk. 1541 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,920 The setup you have here, Neil. 1542 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920 Okay. 1543 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920 What we have here... 1544 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,920 Just that. 1545 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,390 I wouldn't ever want to be the 1546 00:43:53,390 --> 00:43:54,870 person who made Stu feel like 1547 00:43:54,870 --> 00:43:55,920 that, you know? 1548 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,920 I wouldn't ever want to be... 1549 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,420 I wouldn't want to elicit that 1550 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,920 sort of reaction from him. 1551 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,920 I only want to see him do... 1552 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,920 Just do his best work. 1553 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,820 I think he's anticipating a 1554 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:10,920 malfunction and whatnot. 1555 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,750 But I think in the early days, 1556 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,640 something he ironed out in the 1557 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,920 later series was... 1558 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,920 ...technical demonstrations. 1559 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,690 There were always a kind of a 1560 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:24,920 fucking jump into the deep end. 1561 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,060 You didn't know whether or not 1562 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,000 it was going to fuck up or 1563 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,920 anything like that. 1564 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,810 And he's already anticipating 1565 00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:31,920 something that will look shit. 1566 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,920 ...here, Neil. 1567 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,920 Okay. 1568 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,870 What we have here is we have a 1569 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:37,980 serial terminal and a regular 1570 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:39,920 IBM EGA type terminal. 1571 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,920 Okay. 1572 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,920 And it's a bit of a thatch off. 1573 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,280 There's a fucking thatch off 1574 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,920 going on as well. 1575 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,430 So there might be a little bit 1576 00:44:47,430 --> 00:44:48,920 of consternation there. 1577 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,220 You know, behind the scenes 1578 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:51,490 before this has even gone to 1579 00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:51,920 air. 1580 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,920 I love the background though. 1581 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,190 The San Francisco Bay area in 1582 00:44:56,190 --> 00:44:56,920 the background. 1583 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,920 The Transamerica Pyramid. 1584 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,360 I know this from watching the 1585 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,920 flight simulator streams. 1586 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,750 But it's a great, great 1587 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:04,920 situation. 1588 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:05,870 And the serial terminal is 1589 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,140 hooked over an RS-232 link to 1590 00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:07,920 the processor. 1591 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,920 And... 1592 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,920 You're playing two people here. 1593 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,920 I'm playing two people. 1594 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,920 This is a two-user Unix system. 1595 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,920 So then... 1596 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,390 Maybe she was like, he's trying 1597 00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,920 to steal my luck like a magpie. 1598 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,920 Maybe he is Magpie Thatcher. 1599 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:30,920 Steve Ballmer 1999 Netcon. 1600 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,920 Thank you very much. 1601 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,920 Steve Ballmer at Netconference. 1602 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:34,920 Search it. 1603 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,920 I will do. 1604 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,920 Thanks for letting me know. 1605 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:37,920 Right here and right now. 1606 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,920 I don't usually do this. 1607 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,340 So don't think this is going to 1608 00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,640 be the way now where I just go 1609 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,920 off on a fucking tangent. 1610 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,600 If you send me an idea for it 1611 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,920 to look at something on YouTube. 1612 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,920 Steve Ballmer. 1613 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,920 Who I think warrants attention. 1614 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,920 At the best of times. 1615 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:55,920 Never mind the worst of times. 1616 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,730 A man who really brings the 1617 00:45:59,730 --> 00:46:02,920 beef to the market. 1618 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,390 So there we have Steve Ballmer 1619 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,920 at Netconference. 1620 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,920 Oh yeah. 1621 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,210 Sure we've seen it millions of 1622 00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:09,920 times there. 1623 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,920 Whoever has sent that to me. 1624 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,920 Seen it millions of times. 1625 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,920 I mean, I've searched it now. 1626 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,350 So it warrants a quick fucking 1627 00:46:18,350 --> 00:46:18,920 replay. 1628 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,330 I mean, this is old school 1629 00:46:20,330 --> 00:46:20,920 stuff. 1630 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,920 Everyone, if you're... 1631 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,730 I'm just sad that you didn't 1632 00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:25,290 know that we've done this 1633 00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:26,920 already, you know. 1634 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,920 What is the $64,000 question? 1635 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,920 Okay. 1636 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,920 So what is the $64,000 question? 1637 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,430 Holy cow, I'm gonna have to 1638 00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:39,210 tough it up now. Here we go. 1639 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:42,030 What's the $64,000 question for 1640 00:46:42,030 --> 00:46:43,770 the field? What is the most 1641 00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:45,250 asked question that I've 1642 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,430 received this week? What the 1643 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,130 hell are we supposed to do 1644 00:46:49,130 --> 00:46:52,630 about .NET, Steve? It's a very 1645 00:46:52,630 --> 00:46:55,120 good question. 1646 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,400 And it's it's sweat is insane. 1647 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:01,160 It's got a very very clear 1648 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:01,860 answer 1649 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:04,700 Developers 1650 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:08,080 The key to dotnet the key to 1651 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,460 industry transformation the key 1652 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:13,160 to success is 1653 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,060 developers developers 1654 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,930 developers developers 1655 00:47:16,930 --> 00:47:17,640 developers developers 1656 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,710 developers developers 1657 00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:21,020 developers developers 1658 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:21,360 developers developers 1659 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,000 There we go, thanks for 1660 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,110 recommending that actually it's 1661 00:47:30,110 --> 00:47:34,470 it's nice to have that bit of a 1662 00:47:34,470 --> 00:47:37,160 boost, you know 1663 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,220 Where's the where's where's my 1664 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,120 fucking computer chronicles 1665 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,260 gone now? Oh? 1666 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,960 This is this is a disaster 1667 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,480 This is a fucking disaster 1668 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,480 Take two 1669 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,480 Now who's the starsucker? 1670 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,880 I'm the starfish you silly 1671 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,870 motherfucker puff puff give the 1672 00:47:57,870 --> 00:47:59,960 marijuana sick oops I don't 1673 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,800 even smoke but I love the way 1674 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,480 it smells 1675 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,480 Here's a toast to the females 1676 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,900 I feel I'm champagne from a 1677 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:06,480 seashell 1678 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,700 I take a counterfeit and pop 1679 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,470 his ass like a zit with the 1680 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,480 starfish navigation system 1681 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,230 No cheap thrills baby fill the 1682 00:48:13,230 --> 00:48:15,870 briefcase with three dollar 1683 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:16,480 bills 1684 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' 1685 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1686 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1687 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1688 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1689 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1690 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1691 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1692 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1693 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1694 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1695 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1696 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1697 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1698 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:18,480 the mill 1699 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,260 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1700 00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:19,480 the mill 1701 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,260 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1702 00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:20,480 the mill 1703 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:20,480 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1704 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:20,480 the mill 1705 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,260 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1706 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:21,480 the mill 1707 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,260 I'm just an ordinary runnin' at 1708 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:22,480 the mill 1709 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,480 I keep my pants saggin' 1710 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,480 Keep a skateboard 1711 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,480 A spray can for the taggin' 1712 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,800 And I'ma keep a lot of girls on 1713 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,480 my bandwagon 1714 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,160 'Cause I don't give a fuck livin' 1715 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,480 life in the fast lane 1716 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,480 People drive the market 1717 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,480 But already we see 1718 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,480 sophisticated software packages 1719 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,480 that are sluggish 1720 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,480 Even on a 286 product 1721 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,720 And so they need that 286 to 1722 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,940 really get to make the packages 1723 00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:44,480 matter 1724 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,810 And it's like any computer 1725 00:48:46,810 --> 00:48:47,480 system 1726 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,480 We can be drugged and made ears 1727 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,480 Or setting a gluteus 1728 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,480 Back on a means- 1729 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,480 Back on a means- 1730 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,480 Den 1731 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,480 Colvin, chairman in C3 1732 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,480 Alright, he's ready- 1733 00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,480 Back back at it 1734 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,480 Back back at it 1735 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,480 Back back at it 1736 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,700 I don't know what the fuck 1737 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:04,480 happened there 1738 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,760 Because I watched the Steve 1739 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,480 Ballmer video 1740 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,630 And then just Computer Chronicles 1741 00:49:08,630 --> 00:49:09,480 disappeared 1742 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,480 Look at his face though 1743 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,480 It's... 1744 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,820 You know, I don't know whether 1745 00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:16,480 or not Stu was jealous 1746 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,480 Or was he... 1747 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,480 Look at that the way he's... 1748 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,610 Look at that the way my face 1749 00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:22,740 just appears on your man's 1750 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:23,480 forehead there 1751 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,900 Evan, thank you very much there 1752 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:26,480 for the tip 1753 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,480 Jay Leno's, thank you very much 1754 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,480 And John Otto 1755 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,390 Can I interest anyone in a trip 1756 00:49:31,390 --> 00:49:33,480 down to the Matthews Bridge? 1757 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,480 Thank you very much 1758 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,020 And Rusty Bullet Hole, thank 1759 00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:36,480 you very much 1760 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,480 And Vincent Brown, how are you? 1761 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,790 High level engineering, things 1762 00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:43,480 like that 1763 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,350 And then at the same time 1764 00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:45,480 switch immediately to running 1765 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,210 some of the more popular DOS 1766 00:49:47,210 --> 00:49:49,170 type applications such as Lotus 1767 00:49:49,170 --> 00:49:50,560 or Ashton Tate's D-Base or 1768 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,480 something that's sort of... 1769 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,080 Could you give us a 1770 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,000 demonstration of V-Pix and 1771 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,920 describe the setup you have 1772 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,480 here, Neil? 1773 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,480 Ashton Tate's D-Base 1774 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,480 Okay 1775 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,480 Ashton Tate's D-Base 1776 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,570 What we have here is we have a 1777 00:49:59,570 --> 00:50:02,370 serial terminal and a regular 1778 00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:04,480 IBM EGA type terminal 1779 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:05,480 Okay 1780 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,500 And the serial terminal is 1781 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,870 hooked over an RS-232 link to 1782 00:50:07,870 --> 00:50:08,480 the processor 1783 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,480 A lovely bit of Doppler effect 1784 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:12,480 here from... 1785 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,240 It kind of makes him into a 1786 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,140 demonic Phoenix system CEO 1787 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:17,480 there for a moment 1788 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,700 The wavy Doppler effect of the 1789 00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:21,480 digitization of the tape 1790 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,480 On the... 1791 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,480 And I like that hand 1792 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,920 Look at the fucking curvature 1793 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,480 on the hand 1794 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,480 Do you know what that's called? 1795 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,480 The Coriolis effect 1796 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,760 Which is a little known 1797 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,480 phenomenon 1798 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,480 In... 1799 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,480 The physics world 1800 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:40,480 And it's insane 1801 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,480 It only happens at high speed 1802 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,310 But this is where I would wanna 1803 00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:45,480 be realistically speaking 1804 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,150 If I was involved in any of 1805 00:50:47,150 --> 00:50:47,480 this 1806 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,110 I wanna be on this monitor here 1807 00:50:49,110 --> 00:50:49,480 going 1808 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,480 Hi Stu 1809 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480 Just wanna say 1810 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,480 I'm from the future 1811 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,480 And... 1812 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,050 I don't wanna freak you out or 1813 00:50:57,050 --> 00:50:58,480 anything like that but... 1814 00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,480 This is fucking brilliant 1815 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,650 Go harder than you are even 1816 00:51:01,650 --> 00:51:02,480 going now 1817 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,680 I know that you wanna hold a 1818 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,890 great chip down and you're 1819 00:51:04,890 --> 00:51:05,480 doing all your best but... 1820 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,480 For the next... 1821 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,480 The next 15-20 years 1822 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,780 Go even harder and when you 1823 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:11,480 think that you have a... 1824 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:12,480 You've got it... 1825 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,080 You've got it to the right 1826 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:14,480 level 1827 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,480 Go another step forward... 1828 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,480 And another step further... 1829 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,980 And then another step further 1830 00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:20,480 than that 1831 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:20,480 Okay Stu? 1832 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,480 We'll talk to you later on 1833 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:23,480 All the best 1834 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,480 Next... 1835 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,480 I'm EGA type terminal 1836 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,480 Okay 1837 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,500 And the serial terminal is 1838 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,870 hooked over an RS-232 link to 1839 00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:31,480 the processor 1840 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,480 And... 1841 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,480 You're playing... 1842 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,500 And the serial terminal is 1843 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,870 hooked over an RS-232 link to 1844 00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:37,480 the processor 1845 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,480 And... 1846 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,480 You're playing two... 1847 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,500 And the serial terminal is 1848 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,930 hooked over an RS-232 link to 1849 00:51:41,930 --> 00:51:42,480 the processor 1850 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,480 And... 1851 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,480 You're playing two people... 1852 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,290 ...the serial terminal is 1853 00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:47,060 hooked over an RS-232 link to 1854 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:47,480 the processor 1855 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,480 Okay... 1856 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,480 And... 1857 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,480 You're playing two people here 1858 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,480 I'm playing two people... 1859 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,480 This is a two-user Unix system... 1860 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,320 So in fact we're running two 1861 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,270 separate Unix tasks at the same 1862 00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:54,480 time 1863 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,480 Two people at the same time 1864 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,480 I'm doing... 1865 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,060 I'm playing two people at the 1866 00:51:58,060 --> 00:51:59,480 same goddamn time, Stu 1867 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,480 I know that's not how he sounds 1868 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,480 For instance... 1869 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,480 I know that's not how he sounds 1870 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,810 So he's showing us a slow 1871 00:52:06,810 --> 00:52:09,480 machine and a fast machine 1872 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,480 With the ROM sign-on message... 1873 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,480 Whoa! 1874 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,480 Don't touch me! 1875 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,480 Get your hand! 1876 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,480 Get your fucking hand off me! 1877 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,480 Get your fucking hand off me! 1878 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,300 One of the things that we can 1879 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:17,480 do... 1880 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,480 Is we can actually nest... 1881 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,480 These types of environments... 1882 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,480 In the sense that we can run... 1883 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,610 Another operating environment 1884 00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:25,480 like Microsoft Windows 1885 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,480 Right on top of this virtual PC 1886 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,480 Wow 1887 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,480 And look at the... 1888 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,890 He's got two massive keyboards 1889 00:52:30,890 --> 00:52:31,480 in front of him 1890 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,480 He's very dexterous... 1891 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,480 In... 1892 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,790 He's ambidextrous in that he's 1893 00:52:35,790 --> 00:52:36,480 got two keyboards going 1894 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,480 But he's... 1895 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,190 He's doing two things at the 1896 00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:38,480 same time 1897 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,480 Spinning two plates 1898 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,480 Nest... 1899 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,480 These types of environments... 1900 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,480 In the sense that we can run... 1901 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,610 Another operating environment 1902 00:52:45,610 --> 00:52:46,480 like Microsoft Windows 1903 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,480 Right on top of this virtual PC 1904 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,650 And we'll start up Microsoft 1905 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:51,480 Windows here... 1906 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,970 And I'll select an actual 1907 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,480 Microsoft Windows task... 1908 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,680 One of them which just sort of 1909 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,480 runs all by itself... 1910 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,480 Is there a clock... 1911 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,480 Which you can put into a window... 1912 00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,010 And it sits here and counts 1913 00:52:59,010 --> 00:52:59,480 time for us... 1914 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,130 So we're running Microsoft 1915 00:53:01,130 --> 00:53:02,480 Windows under MS-DOS... 1916 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,480 And at the same time... 1917 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:04,560 At the same time we're still 1918 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,480 running Unix... 1919 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,480 On the other terminal... 1920 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,450 I can do another Unix job over 1921 00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:08,480 here if I wanted to... 1922 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,390 Another screen display or 1923 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:10,480 something like that... 1924 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,990 Or I can start up another 1925 00:53:11,990 --> 00:53:14,480 virtual PC on this terminal... 1926 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,480 I've actually lost... 1927 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,070 I thought we were compared and 1928 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:19,480 contrasting the... 1929 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,480 Old... 1930 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,480 Slow and new chips... 1931 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,480 Old chips and new... 1932 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,940 But it seems as though he's 1933 00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:25,480 showing us that... 1934 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,120 This new chip is capable of 1935 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,480 running a virtual machine... 1936 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,300 As well as your own operating 1937 00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:32,480 system... 1938 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,480 You've got two monitors going... 1939 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,480 You know... 1940 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,520 I think that's what we're 1941 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,480 seeing here... 1942 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,480 Terminal... 1943 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,590 This terminal is not a PC 1944 00:53:39,590 --> 00:53:40,480 screen... 1945 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480 It's just a serial terminal... 1946 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,560 But I can still bring up such 1947 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,480 applications as Lotus 1-2-3... 1948 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,480 Simultaneously... 1949 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,480 And there it is... 1950 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,480 Right... 1951 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,480 Okay... 1952 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,100 And I think you can also show 1953 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:53,480 me... 1954 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,480 Okay... 1955 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,480 We've got Lotus over there... 1956 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:55,950 We've got Microsoft Windows 1957 00:53:55,950 --> 00:53:56,480 running over there... 1958 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,480 Right... 1959 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,480 I think you can also... 1960 00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,770 We see Jan getting involved 1961 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:01,050 with the interlocking spur 1962 00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:02,480 technique as well... 1963 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,480 Because she knows that Stu... 1964 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,480 Is going full pen on this one... 1965 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,480 That's... 1966 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,480 An interesting grip... 1967 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,480 To say the least... 1968 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,480 And... 1969 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,750 The watch looks brilliant as 1970 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:15,480 well... 1971 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,480 He's usually... 1972 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,640 You see him with kind of gold 1973 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,480 timepieces... 1974 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,480 A kind of classic timepiece... 1975 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,660 You don't really see him with 1976 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:23,480 digital... 1977 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,480 Watches that much... 1978 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,670 Also show me actually how we 1979 00:54:25,670 --> 00:54:27,480 can see the two different Unix... 1980 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,480 And... 1981 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,480 And... 1982 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,480 And... 1983 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,480 And... 1984 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,480 MS-DOS directories... 1985 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,480 Right... 1986 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,040 One of the very interesting 1987 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,480 things is... 1988 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,120 And let's just stop Lotus here 1989 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,480 very rapidly... 1990 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,480 Beautiful... 1991 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,620 Is that we are actually using 1992 00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:43,480 exactly the same file 1993 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,480 structures... 1994 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,480 For both applications... 1995 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,480 Both in the case of Unix... 1996 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,480 Here we have the Unix files... 1997 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,480 And we'll quickly... 1998 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,730 Close down the Windows 1999 00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:53,480 operation over here... 2000 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:53,970 Get back to the standard DOS 2001 00:54:53,970 --> 00:54:54,480 environment... 2002 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,480 As usual here... 2003 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:55,990 The machine is a lot faster 2004 00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:56,480 than the man... 2005 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,480 Yeah... 2006 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,060 That's the slowest part of this 2007 00:54:58,060 --> 00:54:58,480 system... 2008 00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:58,880 And if I do a standard DOS 2009 00:54:58,880 --> 00:54:59,480 directory command here... 2010 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,480 Good stuff... 2011 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:00,850 We're actually looking at 2012 00:55:00,850 --> 00:55:01,480 exactly the same set of files... 2013 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,480 In both cases... 2014 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:02,880 In this case we're looking at 2015 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,480 it from the DOS point of view... 2016 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:03,880 And here we're looking at it 2017 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:04,480 from the Unix point of view... 2018 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,480 Dana... 2019 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,480 Let me ask you... 2020 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:06,940 We've heard a lot about the 2021 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:07,480 different loads... 2022 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,480 And running the 3DS... 2023 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,480 It's mad... 2024 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,100 He was going on about the fact 2025 00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:10,480 that... 2026 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,480 He was looking for... 2027 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,480 The Unix files... 2028 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,670 In this case, we're looking at 2029 00:55:13,670 --> 00:55:14,850 it from the DOS point of view, 2030 00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:15,460 and here we're looking at it 2031 00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:16,180 from the UNIX point of view. 2032 00:55:16,540 --> 00:55:17,380 Dana, let me ask you, we've 2033 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,680 heard a lot about the different 2034 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,960 modes in running the 3DS. 2035 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,440 It's mad that he was going on 2036 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,110 about the fact that he was 2037 00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,500 looking for the UNIX files. 2038 00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:41,120 That's the joke there. That's 2039 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,040 that joke. 2040 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,230 That was the X-Files theme 2041 00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:47,010 instead of the X-Files, the UNIX 2042 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:47,400 files. 2043 00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:49,070 We're looking at it from the UNIX 2044 00:55:49,070 --> 00:55:50,020 point of view. 2045 00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:51,220 Dana, let me ask you, we've 2046 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:52,530 heard a lot about the different 2047 00:55:52,530 --> 00:55:53,860 modes in running the 3DS. 2048 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,600 Virtual mode and protected mode 2049 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,860 and so on. Explain that. What 2050 00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:57,500 does all that mean? 2051 00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:59,000 Well, first of all, there's 2052 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,080 really one mode in the 2053 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,510 processor that everybody's 2054 00:56:01,510 --> 00:56:01,980 using, 2055 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:02,980 and that is the protected mode 2056 00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:03,680 of the processor. 2057 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,260 Diana Kral. 2058 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,390 80386 marketing manager at 2059 00:56:09,390 --> 00:56:10,420 Intel. 2060 00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:12,600 The virtual capabilities, the 2061 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,700 ability to run a virtual 86 2062 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:16,540 machine on top of a UNIX, is 2063 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,390 all contained within the 2064 00:56:17,390 --> 00:56:18,080 protected mode. 2065 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,770 So the virtual capability is a 2066 00:56:19,770 --> 00:56:21,380 subset of the protected mode 2067 00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:23,300 and is selectable on task-by-task 2068 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,050 or user-by-user basis within 2069 00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:26,460 the protected mode. 2070 00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:27,460 And protected mode means? 2071 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:29,840 It means the full architecture 2072 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,660 of the machine, the full 32-bit 2073 00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:35,130 virtual memory architecture of 2074 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:36,620 the processor. 2075 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:37,890 So that means that an 2076 00:56:37,890 --> 00:56:39,090 application, for instance, 2077 00:56:39,090 --> 00:56:40,330 could not clobber the operating 2078 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:40,820 system. 2079 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,150 That's one of the reasons we 2080 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:44,780 call it... 2081 00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:46,450 The operating system. You don't 2082 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:47,770 want that to fucking clobber 2083 00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:48,320 your OS. 2084 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:48,980 Protected mode. 2085 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,300 Because your application could 2086 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:51,180 be too demanding. 2087 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,510 It is because there are several 2088 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:53,890 intrinsic features in the chip 2089 00:56:53,890 --> 00:56:55,270 that allow protection, first of 2090 00:56:55,270 --> 00:56:56,440 all, from the... 2091 00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:58,620 From applications. 2092 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:01,440 The application being able to... 2093 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,440 See? 2094 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,580 I know what's going to be said. 2095 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:05,440 What will... 2096 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:06,890 It sounds like he's building up 2097 00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:08,000 for something else. 2098 00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:08,760 The operating system. 2099 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,300 And also from an application to 2100 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:10,820 be... 2101 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:12,480 To be what? 2102 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:14,980 Background... 2103 00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:15,960 Background tasks? 2104 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,070 Being able to hurt another 2105 00:57:17,070 --> 00:57:17,820 application. 2106 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:18,820 And then... 2107 00:57:18,820 --> 00:57:19,060 No. 2108 00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:20,620 One application might hurt 2109 00:57:20,620 --> 00:57:21,520 another one. 2110 00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:23,000 And further, there's also 2111 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,430 protection from within an 2112 00:57:24,430 --> 00:57:25,980 application being able to do 2113 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,720 wrong things to the machine. 2114 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,970 Stop doing wrong things to my 2115 00:57:29,970 --> 00:57:30,940 machine. 2116 00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:34,060 My machine has had some wrong 2117 00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:36,320 things done to it. 2118 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,400 And it needs fixing fast. 2119 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,680 Can you sort it out? 2120 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:40,710 Protection on all those 2121 00:57:40,710 --> 00:57:41,990 different areas within a full 2122 00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:43,900 32-bit multitasking environment. 2123 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,720 Real quick, gentlemen. 2124 00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:45,580 About 30 seconds. 2125 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:46,700 What's the future here? 2126 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,270 What does a 386 machine mean to 2127 00:57:48,270 --> 00:57:49,520 the user down the line now once 2128 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,100 we get the applications going? 2129 00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:52,600 Well, I think it'll mean... 2130 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,380 It's going to mean... 2131 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,060 That we're going to... 2132 00:57:56,060 --> 00:57:57,200 Obviously, speed... 2133 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,130 Things are going to be done a 2134 00:57:58,130 --> 00:57:58,660 lot faster. 2135 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,120 The range of applications that 2136 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,460 you're going to be able to use 2137 00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:02,560 is going to... 2138 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:04,660 Open that up. 2139 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,180 It's going to really enable 2140 00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:07,560 developers to... 2141 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,660 To add a new layer of depth to 2142 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:12,740 applications. 2143 00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:15,080 Obviously, processing time, 2144 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,160 speed increase... 2145 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,160 Increasement... 2146 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:17,900 Increasement. 2147 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,560 Speed increasement in the 2148 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,260 office. 2149 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,700 Deeper applications. 2150 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:25,240 And God knows what else. 2151 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:27,700 Not the Apple... 2152 00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:28,440 It's like all... 2153 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:28,860 It's the same... 2154 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:29,740 Well, let's hear it. 2155 00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:30,550 But it's the exact same 2156 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:32,040 bullshit that we're hearing... 2157 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,600 Day in, day out. 2158 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:36,120 Almost on the hour now. 2159 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,000 Some painful item about AI... 2160 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,720 Matt Higgins is... 2161 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,340 Which has the exact same... 2162 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,340 Touch points... 2163 00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:45,940 Throughout every fucking 2164 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:46,680 feature. 2165 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,720 It's always... 2166 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,650 Thank you very much for the tip 2167 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:50,260 there, Chip. 2168 00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:51,340 It's always... 2169 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,080 It's just going to get better 2170 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,640 and better and better. 2171 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:56,530 It's getting better and better 2172 00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:57,360 every day. 2173 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,780 And in a few years' time, we're 2174 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:00,040 not going to know ourselves. 2175 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,180 Right now... 2176 00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:02,260 If this is where it is right 2177 00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:02,880 now... 2178 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:03,780 AI in a few years' time is 2179 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:04,700 going to get... 2180 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:05,460 It's shit, man. 2181 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,340 At the moment... 2182 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,420 It's not... 2183 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,100 It's not amazing, like... 2184 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:10,800 But they keep... 2185 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,610 They're doing items on it on 2186 00:59:12,610 --> 00:59:13,920 the news... 2187 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:14,720 On the telly... 2188 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,040 There's probably documentaries... 2189 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:16,760 YouTube... 2190 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,720 Radio... 2191 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,600 AI this... 2192 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,540 AI that... 2193 00:59:19,540 --> 00:59:20,680 AI this... 2194 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,900 It's fucking boring, man. 2195 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:23,960 Give it a rest. 2196 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,520 Give it a rest... 2197 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,080 Until something class happens 2198 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,640 with AI. 2199 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,000 Don't want to fucking hear 2200 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,480 about it anymore, okay? 2201 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:32,850 And I don't know who I'm 2202 00:59:32,850 --> 00:59:34,680 appealing to hear... 2203 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:35,550 But I just hope that the 2204 00:59:35,550 --> 00:59:36,760 message gets out there... 2205 00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,780 It's fucking rubbish so far. 2206 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,400 Okay, so you can make pictures 2207 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:40,900 happen. 2208 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:41,720 Right. 2209 00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:43,860 What else? 2210 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,560 You can have a conversation... 2211 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,180 With the fucking chatbot... 2212 00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:48,360 That sources his information 2213 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,000 from... 2214 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,400 From Google or elsewhere. 2215 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:52,300 Alright, Jay. 2216 00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:52,960 Interesting enough. 2217 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,600 Where's the beef? 2218 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,780 Where's the meat here? 2219 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,220 There's no fucking meat. 2220 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,300 And this... 2221 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,240 It's going to happen in a few 2222 00:59:59,240 --> 00:59:59,920 years, crack. 2223 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:01,780 That's no basis for a feature 2224 01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:02,840 or a link... 2225 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,070 Or an item on a show that I'm 2226 01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:04,760 watching. 2227 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,760 Sick of hearing about it. 2228 01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:08,180 I'm not interested... 2229 01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:09,120 Applications that will become 2230 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:09,800 available... 2231 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,600 In the next couple of years... 2232 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,820 Will be far more powerful... 2233 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:12,790 Than the applications we have 2234 01:00:12,790 --> 01:00:13,060 today. 2235 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,340 Look, it's always like this. 2236 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,640 It's always... 2237 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,700 What is that even called? 2238 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:17,480 A preposition. 2239 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:18,980 It's just... 2240 01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:20,130 Stuff based on how cool it's 2241 01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:21,340 going to be in the future. 2242 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,470 But I suppose they're just 2243 01:00:22,470 --> 01:00:23,760 trying to fucking... 2244 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,720 Not only fill time... 2245 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:26,980 But they're also like... 2246 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:27,800 Covering their arses... 2247 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:28,800 So they can then... 2248 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,520 In five years time go... 2249 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,520 Look, we covered this back in 2250 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,160 the day... 2251 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,140 And we were the first ones to 2252 01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,400 say it was going to be amazing. 2253 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:35,540 Many of them we expect to 2254 01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:36,780 incorporate... 2255 01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:37,480 A lot of artificial 2256 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,620 intelligence techniques. 2257 01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:40,170 Stu wouldn't have done that 2258 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,360 with the AI thing. 2259 01:00:41,620 --> 01:00:42,240 Stu wouldn't have... 2260 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,820 He would have realized that... 2261 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,060 People are fucking sick of 2262 01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:46,160 hearing about it now. 2263 01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:48,060 And... 2264 01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:48,900 Also... 2265 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:50,080 It's just not cool... 2266 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,620 To talk about fucking AI... 2267 01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:52,540 And stuff like that. 2268 01:00:52,660 --> 01:00:52,960 I mean... 2269 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,000 You want to see a gadget. 2270 01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:55,200 You want to see a little thing 2271 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,160 in your hand... 2272 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:56,980 That is the AI. 2273 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,280 This is what AI has done. 2274 01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:58,740 Watch this. 2275 01:00:58,980 --> 01:00:59,760 And you press a button. 2276 01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:00,860 And then... 2277 01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:02,460 Magic begins to happen... 2278 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:04,210 Out of this gadget that you got 2279 01:01:04,210 --> 01:01:04,920 from CES. 2280 01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,620 The Consumer Electronics Show. 2281 01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:09,000 I don't even know if it still... 2282 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,320 Happens anymore. 2283 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:11,860 Consumer Electronics Show. 2284 01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:13,860 Because... 2285 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:16,040 Are there even enough devices... 2286 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,220 To do a Consumer Electronics 2287 01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:17,460 Show? 2288 01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:19,420 What does a 3-to-6 machine mean... 2289 01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:20,640 To the user down the line now... 2290 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,600 Once we get the applications 2291 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:21,920 going? 2292 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,380 Well I think it'll mean that... 2293 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:24,300 The applications that will 2294 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:25,280 become available... 2295 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,100 In the next couple of years... 2296 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:27,340 Will be far more powerful... 2297 01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:28,320 Than the applications we have 2298 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:28,600 today. 2299 01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:29,590 Many of them we expect to 2300 01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:30,660 incorporate... 2301 01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:31,340 A lot of artificial 2302 01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:32,720 intelligence techniques... 2303 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,380 To allow the machine... 2304 01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:36,160 To be molded to the user now... 2305 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,640 Rather than vice versa in the 2306 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,100 past. 2307 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,660 Gentlemen thank you very much. 2308 01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:40,690 Jan thank you for being with us 2309 01:01:40,690 --> 01:01:41,040 here. 2310 01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:41,760 We're all out of time. 2311 01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:42,820 We'll be back in just a minute... 2312 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:44,180 With this week's computer news. 2313 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,560 Thank you Stu. 2314 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:47,220 Thank you Stu. 2315 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:48,780 I got a bit annoyed there about 2316 01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:49,120 AI. 2317 01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:50,760 Sorry about that. 2318 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,560 I fucking took the tone down... 2319 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,220 To a bit more of an annoyance. 2320 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,220 What we can do now... 2321 01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:57,560 Is get back to random access. 2322 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,260 And it's great to see Stu... 2323 01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:02,280 Fucking taking the mantle. 2324 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,520 This is before Janelle Stelson... 2325 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,540 Even got involved. 2326 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:06,760 This is before... 2327 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,900 This is while the show... 2328 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:09,080 Was still in it's infancy. 2329 01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:10,570 You know it was still a growing 2330 01:02:10,570 --> 01:02:11,080 beast. 2331 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,580 Translated into like... 2332 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:16,120 13 other languages... 2333 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,370 Shown in other parts of the 2334 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:17,860 world. 2335 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:19,240 There's probably people in 2336 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,120 China... 2337 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,180 Who know Stu. 2338 01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:22,520 And that's... 2339 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,600 He might have been... 2340 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,710 Their main source of 2341 01:02:25,710 --> 01:02:27,060 information... 2342 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:28,100 About the... 2343 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,980 About the computer world... 2344 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:31,060 The computer landscape... 2345 01:02:31,060 --> 01:02:32,020 Back in the day. 2346 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,280 Thank you very much there 2347 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:34,200 Jackie... 2348 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,660 For the cheese and beans. 2349 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,060 But Stu... 2350 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:37,940 Did the job... 2351 01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:38,940 Of the reporter... 2352 01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:39,940 The reporter... 2353 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:42,940 Of the random access... 2354 01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:44,140 Of... 2355 01:02:44,140 --> 01:02:46,220 The techno news in the day. 2356 01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:47,700 He did that job as well... 2357 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:48,780 As the main anchor. 2358 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,450 He was a reporter back in the 2359 01:02:50,450 --> 01:02:51,380 day anyway. 2360 01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:52,260 He did news. 2361 01:02:52,460 --> 01:02:52,860 He's... 2362 01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:53,830 I'm not going to go into his 2363 01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:54,400 backstory. 2364 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,110 In the random access file this 2365 01:02:57,110 --> 01:02:57,620 week... 2366 01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:00,420 In the random access file this 2367 01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:01,620 week... 2368 01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:03,620 It's time for all the IBM prognosticators... 2369 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:05,620 To be proven right or wrong. 2370 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:06,620 Rumors floated for months... 2371 01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:07,620 At the end of 86... 2372 01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:10,000 That 1987 would see Big Blue... 2373 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,620 Come out with a new low-end PC... 2374 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:12,620 Aimed at the education market... 2375 01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:12,620 Big Blue. 2376 01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:14,620 A new souped up 286 machine... 2377 01:03:14,620 --> 01:03:17,280 And a new 386 based computer. 2378 01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:18,900 But while everyone waits to see 2379 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:20,000 what's new... 2380 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,210 It appears that IBM has called 2381 01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:22,000 it quits... 2382 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000 On the original PC... 2383 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000 The computer that revolutionized... 2384 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,140 The personal computer business. 2385 01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:27,260 Sources say that production of 2386 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,000 the IBM PC... 2387 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000 Has stopped... 2388 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000 And that production facilities... 2389 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,550 Are being retooled for the new 2390 01:03:31,550 --> 01:03:33,000 generation of PCs... 2391 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,180 Expected this year. 2392 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:35,720 Despite the reports that PC 2393 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,920 production is over... 2394 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,210 The original IBM PC still 2395 01:03:38,210 --> 01:03:39,320 accounts... 2396 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,920 For about 7% of all PC sales. 2397 01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:43,680 What will 19... 2398 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:43,940 Wow. 2399 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:45,790 Look at that for a fucking 2400 01:03:45,790 --> 01:03:47,160 cheeky... 2401 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,420 Switch to a different camera. 2402 01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:50,300 He didn't need to do that... 2403 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:52,260 But Stu probably saw the need 2404 01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:52,660 for it. 2405 01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:53,460 Visually... 2406 01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:54,720 It just wasn't holding the 2407 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:55,840 attention... 2408 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:56,160 Accounts? 2409 01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:56,620 ...of your... 2410 01:03:56,620 --> 01:03:58,840 So he wanted to go to camera 2... 2411 01:03:58,840 --> 01:03:59,740 For another link. 2412 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:00,140 Why? 2413 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,860 We'll find out why in a moment. 2414 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,620 But you never saw this with Janelle. 2415 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,240 Because Janelle just would have 2416 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,420 done the job... 2417 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,200 She was a professional... 2418 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,680 For about 7% of all PC sales. 2419 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,340 Stu was all over this... 2420 01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:12,960 To the point that he did this. 2421 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,320 Look at that. 2422 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:17,720 And then this. 2423 01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:19,340 Doesn't even... 2424 01:04:19,340 --> 01:04:20,500 He doesn't even... 2425 01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:23,500 Have an earpiece in to tell him... 2426 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:25,680 That he needs to go there. 2427 01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:26,540 He just knows. 2428 01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:28,380 He's like fucking voodoo. 2429 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,940 He's like the premonition... 2430 01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:32,540 He's got a deadly premonition. 2431 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,320 He lives there. 2432 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,280 He lives in the studio. 2433 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,020 Stu-D-O. 2434 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,680 What will 1987 be the year of? 2435 01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:39,940 Remember this time last year... 2436 01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:40,560 When all the writers were 2437 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:41,020 saying... 2438 01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,580 That 1986 would be the year... 2439 01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:43,760 Of artificial intelligence. 2440 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:44,420 Well... 2441 01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,420 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2442 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:47,360 Not you, Stu. 2443 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:48,950 I've just said that you wouldn't 2444 01:04:48,950 --> 01:04:49,500 do this. 2445 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:51,240 Didn't turn out that... 2446 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,260 All the writers were saying... 2447 01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:53,800 That 1986 would be the year... 2448 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:54,900 Of artificial intelligence. 2449 01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:56,270 Well, it didn't turn out that 2450 01:04:56,270 --> 01:04:56,640 way. 2451 01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,320 AI products have generally... 2452 01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,120 Been a disappointment. 2453 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,120 Even in 1986... 2454 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,120 You couldn't escape... 2455 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,000 The shit talk about AI. 2456 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,820 It's just been going on... 2457 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,560 Since time immemorial. 2458 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,120 The land that time forgot. 2459 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:13,580 The land before time. 2460 01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:15,600 I imagine even... 2461 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,220 Probably fucking Adam and Eve... 2462 01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:18,500 In the Garden of Eden... 2463 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,300 Might have been having a 2464 01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:20,080 discussion... 2465 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:21,120 About AI... 2466 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,740 While the snake... 2467 01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:24,600 Was getting involved. 2468 01:05:25,060 --> 01:05:26,010 McPhail, thank you very much 2469 01:05:26,010 --> 01:05:26,500 there. 2470 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,770 Should we all be prognosticating 2471 01:05:28,770 --> 01:05:29,220 now? 2472 01:05:29,420 --> 01:05:30,760 What's the official line the 2473 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,660 church has taken? 2474 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,120 Look, I don't know. 2475 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,770 I don't know what prognosticating 2476 01:05:34,770 --> 01:05:35,220 means, 2477 01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,700 but I suppose if you were to 2478 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,190 break it down into fucking 2479 01:05:38,190 --> 01:05:39,260 little syllables, 2480 01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:41,640 prognosis, that's like the 2481 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,260 outlook after the diagnosis, 2482 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:45,320 isn't it? 2483 01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:47,820 So are you saying that what I 2484 01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:50,190 was saying there with the AI 2485 01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:50,560 was 2486 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:51,980 I was getting annoyed at the 2487 01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:53,460 fact that the chat around AI 2488 01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:57,120 is generally a prognostication. 2489 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:58,160 Is that what that is? 2490 01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,200 Well, that's great. 2491 01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,430 It's great to learn stuff on 2492 01:06:01,430 --> 01:06:02,260 the fly. 2493 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:04,440 Do you know, prognosticating? 2494 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,340 I'm going to use that one in 2495 01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:08,680 some conversation at some stage, 2496 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,260 you know, to sound even smarter. 2497 01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:14,690 Ru P, thank you very much for 2498 01:06:14,690 --> 01:06:17,300 the tip as well as Macphail. 2499 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:18,900 AI, 1986. 2500 01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:20,880 I got to see what kind of the 2501 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,960 landscape was back then. 2502 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,620 Are they going to cut to a 2503 01:06:24,620 --> 01:06:26,700 video of some sort of AI palaver 2504 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,600 back then? 2505 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,740 Remember this time last year 2506 01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:29,730 when all the writers were 2507 01:06:29,730 --> 01:06:31,200 saying that 1986 would be the 2508 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,880 year of artificial intelligence? 2509 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,180 Well, it didn't turn out that 2510 01:06:34,180 --> 01:06:34,560 way. 2511 01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:36,040 AI products have generally been 2512 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,000 a disappointment, 2513 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:38,320 and the stock prices of AI 2514 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,950 companies fell to a three-year 2515 01:06:39,950 --> 01:06:41,360 low at the end of 86, 2516 01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:43,540 down an average of 26% from a 2517 01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:44,400 year ago. 2518 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,400 One big factor in the future of 2519 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,480 artificial intelligence. 2520 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,600 I'm even annoyed. 2521 01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:49,520 I'm actually even annoyed now 2522 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:50,660 that I even had, 2523 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:52,800 was talking about AI, that I 2524 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,780 was annoyed at it, 2525 01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,300 because I'm just adding to the 2526 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,080 fucking AI. 2527 01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:57,160 Do you know? 2528 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,060 Official intelligence 2529 01:06:58,060 --> 01:06:59,380 applications will be the right. 2530 01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:00,940 I'm disgusted with myself. 2531 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:01,790 ...role of the defense 2532 01:07:01,790 --> 01:07:02,200 department, 2533 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,460 which up until now has been a 2534 01:07:03,460 --> 01:07:05,060 major supporter of AI research, 2535 01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:07,660 especially to support Star Wars 2536 01:07:07,660 --> 01:07:08,440 or SDI. 2537 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,240 Serial digital interface? 2538 01:07:13,140 --> 01:07:14,640 Because that's all I fucking 2539 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,880 know SDI as. 2540 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,630 Star Wars was literally a space 2541 01:07:18,630 --> 01:07:19,740 program. 2542 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,230 Maybe an extension of the Cold 2543 01:07:23,230 --> 01:07:23,640 War, 2544 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:25,140 the race for space, 2545 01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:26,960 the race to put some man in 2546 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,120 space and say, 2547 01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:30,800 we did it, a man is in space, 2548 01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:32,460 and he came back and he didn't 2549 01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:32,760 die. 2550 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,360 And we didn't have to send a chimp 2551 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,480 or a dog up. 2552 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,520 We fucking just sent a man up 2553 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,620 there. 2554 01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:42,680 But obviously then future trips 2555 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:43,620 to the space, 2556 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:44,880 to the space, 2557 01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:46,360 some of them didn't work out 2558 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:46,780 well. 2559 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,760 There were some bad trips. 2560 01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:49,750 And a pretty bad trip was had 2561 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,100 by a few people. 2562 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,440 Kayleigh, thank you very much 2563 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:53,360 for the tip there. 2564 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:54,320 A recent... 2565 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,200 Just a little lesson, I suppose, 2566 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:58,320 that space should not have been 2567 01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:58,920 a race. 2568 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,680 It should not have been a race. 2569 01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:01,480 Why? 2570 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:03,340 Because when you're racing 2571 01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,020 around, 2572 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,010 you're fucking not paying 2573 01:08:07,010 --> 01:08:07,660 attention 2574 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:09,280 to all the little screws that 2575 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:09,880 are loose 2576 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,000 and this, that, and the other. 2577 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,400 A little mouse here or fucking 2578 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,100 a typo. 2579 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,190 And then the next thing you 2580 01:08:15,190 --> 01:08:15,500 know, 2581 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,640 explosions in the sky. 2582 01:08:20,060 --> 01:08:21,660 A study by Ryder College in New 2583 01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:22,560 Jersey concludes 2584 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:23,860 that college students who use 2585 01:08:23,860 --> 01:08:25,280 computers and word... 2586 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,340 End space racism now. 2587 01:08:28,340 --> 01:08:30,100 Processors get better grades on 2588 01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:30,540 papers 2589 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,100 than students who use typewriters. 2590 01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:34,000 The study found that on a four-point 2591 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:34,500 scale, 2592 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,140 papers done on a word processor 2593 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:37,480 averaged a 3.1, 2594 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,370 while papers done on a typewriter 2595 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:41,140 averaged only a 2.6. 2596 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,810 Other interesting results were 2597 01:08:42,810 --> 01:08:44,190 that in the sample of 200 2598 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:44,600 papers, 2599 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,170 no student who used a word 2600 01:08:46,170 --> 01:08:47,560 processor failed a paper, 2601 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,220 and papers on word processors 2602 01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:51,000 tended to be longer than typewritten 2603 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,340 ones. 2604 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:53,260 Well, I mean, if you had the 2605 01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:54,420 fucking money, 2606 01:08:54,620 --> 01:08:56,630 if your family had the money 2607 01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:58,600 for that word processor 2608 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,080 and a computer, 2609 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,700 then you were probably in a 2610 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,660 better educational headspace 2611 01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:07,520 as it was even to begin with. 2612 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:08,520 So, I mean, you were definitely 2613 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:09,300 going to come away with the 2614 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:09,560 goods 2615 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:10,900 if you had a fucking word 2616 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:11,780 processor. 2617 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:12,670 Finally, and this was a 2618 01:09:12,670 --> 01:09:13,160 surprise, 2619 01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:14,840 76% of the papers done on 2620 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,020 computers were written by women. 2621 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:18,950 Lawmakers in Montana have come 2622 01:09:18,950 --> 01:09:20,170 up with a new idea for an 2623 01:09:20,170 --> 01:09:20,940 online database... 2624 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,580 I don't know why that one was. 2625 01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:23,240 Why is it... 2626 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:23,920 Was it all... 2627 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,780 Maybe secretarial work and all 2628 01:09:25,780 --> 01:09:26,920 that sort of stuff. 2629 01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,480 Back in the day, probably 2630 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:29,440 mostly women, 2631 01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:31,510 and then the adopters of the 2632 01:09:31,510 --> 01:09:33,280 new tech were women. 2633 01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:33,940 Maybe they were like, 2634 01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:35,540 that's better than a typewriter. 2635 01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:38,140 Get me a keyboard. 2636 01:09:38,660 --> 01:09:39,700 Get me a word processor. 2637 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:41,140 Stat. 2638 01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:42,280 ...written by women. 2639 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,180 Lawmakers in Montana have come 2640 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,540 up with a new idea for an 2641 01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:46,340 online database 2642 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:47,680 that lists all pending bills 2643 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,240 before the state legislature, 2644 01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:50,660 the names of sponsors, the 2645 01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:51,540 schedules for committee 2646 01:09:51,540 --> 01:09:52,000 hearings, 2647 01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:53,480 and the status of the bills. 2648 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,460 Users pay a flat fee of $100 2649 01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:57,100 for unlimited access to the 2650 01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:57,820 system. 2651 01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,320 Time for this week's software 2652 01:09:59,320 --> 01:09:59,840 review. 2653 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:00,720 What? 2654 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:03,940 ...for an online typewritten... 2655 01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:04,840 ...written by women. 2656 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,130 Lawmakers in Montana have come 2657 01:10:07,130 --> 01:10:08,180 up with a new idea for an 2658 01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:09,040 online database 2659 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,040 that lists all... 2660 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,660 Is that fucking Montana? 2661 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:13,210 That looks like the Capitol 2662 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,720 building in Washington, 2663 01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:18,410 stormed by the Stop the Steelers 2664 01:10:18,410 --> 01:10:20,520 of January 6th. 2665 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:24,710 ...all pending bills before the 2666 01:10:24,710 --> 01:10:26,820 state legislature, 2667 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:27,970 the names of sponsors, the 2668 01:10:27,970 --> 01:10:29,060 schedules for committee 2669 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:29,580 hearings, 2670 01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:31,060 and the status of the bills. 2671 01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:32,650 Users pay a flat fee of $100 2672 01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:34,300 for unlimited access... 2673 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,600 What is your bill status? 2674 01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:37,440 ...software review. 2675 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,600 Here's Paul Schindler. 2676 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:39,780 Yes! 2677 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,120 Insane. 2678 01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:45,160 It's only an insane show. 2679 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,220 Look at his miniature joy. 2680 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,060 He's going to... 2681 01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:50,620 It's like a little red snooker 2682 01:10:50,620 --> 01:10:52,060 ball from a miniature table 2683 01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:53,300 that John Virgo has, 2684 01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,650 and he's attached it atop of a 2685 01:10:55,650 --> 01:10:58,240 miniature fucking gear knob. 2686 01:10:58,800 --> 01:10:59,380 Gear stick. 2687 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:00,700 And there he is. 2688 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,100 John Virgo. 2689 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,080 The star sign John Virgo. 2690 01:11:07,220 --> 01:11:07,820 Paul... 2691 01:11:07,820 --> 01:11:08,640 A.K.A. 2692 01:11:09,540 --> 01:11:10,060 Paul... 2693 01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:10,820 Paulus... 2694 01:11:10,820 --> 01:11:11,660 ...Sindler. 2695 01:11:12,820 --> 01:11:13,340 Paulus. 2696 01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:15,400 Paulus Schindler. 2697 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,460 And there he is. 2698 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:17,940 Look at that. 2699 01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:19,040 This week's software review. 2700 01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:20,240 Here's Paul Schindler. 2701 01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:25,320 Go away. 2702 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,080 Don't bother me. 2703 01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:26,520 Oh. 2704 01:11:27,340 --> 01:11:27,960 It's you. 2705 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:28,280 Well. 2706 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:29,060 Okay. 2707 01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:32,200 Go. 2708 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,580 I'm going to watch this ten 2709 01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:34,140 times. 2710 01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:35,380 Sorry about this in advance. 2711 01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:35,760 Go away. 2712 01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:36,520 Don't bother me. 2713 01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:36,900 Oh. 2714 01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:40,860 Go away. 2715 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:41,600 Don't bother me. 2716 01:11:41,860 --> 01:11:42,040 Oh. 2717 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:42,540 It's you. 2718 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:42,840 Well. 2719 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:45,960 Go away. 2720 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:46,720 Don't bother me. 2721 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,160 Oh. 2722 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:47,640 It's you. 2723 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:47,960 Well. 2724 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,060 Go away. 2725 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:51,820 Don't bother me. 2726 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:52,260 Oh. 2727 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:52,760 It's you. 2728 01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:53,080 Well. 2729 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,180 Go away. 2730 01:11:56,260 --> 01:11:57,000 Don't bother me. 2731 01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:57,420 Oh. 2732 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:57,920 It's you. 2733 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:58,240 Well. 2734 01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:01,340 Go away. 2735 01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:02,100 Don't bother me. 2736 01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:02,540 Oh. 2737 01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:03,040 It's you. 2738 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:03,340 Well. 2739 01:12:05,820 --> 01:12:06,440 Go away. 2740 01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,200 Don't bother me. 2741 01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:07,640 Oh. 2742 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:08,140 It's you. 2743 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:08,440 Well. 2744 01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:09,240 Okay. 2745 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,090 I'll let you in on a little 2746 01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:10,520 secret. 2747 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,110 Any doubts I had about the 2748 01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:13,850 Atari ST computer were wiped 2749 01:12:13,850 --> 01:12:15,700 out when I saw Time Bandit. 2750 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,340 A simply spectacular collo- 2751 01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:18,800 Time Bandit. 2752 01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:20,350 Look at the fucking rigid 2753 01:12:20,350 --> 01:12:22,320 stance of Schindler in this. 2754 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,520 He's letting his hand do all 2755 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,260 the talking. 2756 01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:25,440 His hands- 2757 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,350 His hand knows all the magic 2758 01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:28,960 tricks in this link. 2759 01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:30,060 Atari ST- 2760 01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:31,260 Where's the cue ball go- 2761 01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:32,580 Where's the red ball going? 2762 01:12:32,980 --> 01:12:34,640 On top of that gear stick. 2763 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,180 Go away. 2764 01:12:38,260 --> 01:12:38,940 Don't bother me. 2765 01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:39,340 Oh. 2766 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:39,860 It's you. 2767 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:40,180 Well. 2768 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:40,960 Okay. 2769 01:12:41,020 --> 01:12:41,850 I'll let you in on a little 2770 01:12:41,850 --> 01:12:42,280 secret. 2771 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,020 Any doubts I had about the 2772 01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:45,990 Atari ST computer were wiped 2773 01:12:45,990 --> 01:12:48,060 out when I saw Time Bandit. 2774 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:48,860 A simply- 2775 01:12:48,860 --> 01:12:49,860 Time Bandit. 2776 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,800 Spectacular collo- 2777 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,490 And, uh, you have to really 2778 01:12:54,490 --> 01:12:57,590 admire the movement and dexterity 2779 01:12:57,590 --> 01:13:00,240 of Schindler's wrist. 2780 01:13:02,860 --> 01:13:04,520 Maze-type games that takes full 2781 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,180 advantage of the color graphics 2782 01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:07,680 capability of the Atari. 2783 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,360 There are six-type games that 2784 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:10,970 were wiped out when I saw Time 2785 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:11,640 Bandit. 2786 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,490 A simply spectacular collection 2787 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:16,000 of Maze-type games that takes 2788 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,450 full advantage of the color 2789 01:13:17,450 --> 01:13:19,210 graphics capability of the 2790 01:13:19,210 --> 01:13:19,940 Atari. 2791 01:13:19,940 --> 01:13:22,140 Laughin' Car. 2792 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,160 Make sure you get your cubits. 2793 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,230 Make sure you gather up your 2794 01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:31,940 cubits for the final round. 2795 01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:34,900 ...game to play into a game. 2796 01:13:35,180 --> 01:13:36,150 If you aren't careful during 2797 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,730 the selection process, you'll 2798 01:13:37,730 --> 01:13:39,530 be carried off by a spaceship 2799 01:13:39,530 --> 01:13:41,340 to a game not of your choice. 2800 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:42,740 Take a good look at these 2801 01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:43,540 graphics. 2802 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:44,900 They may not show up clearly on 2803 01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:46,230 your screen, but the torches 2804 01:13:46,230 --> 01:13:47,060 even flicker. 2805 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,560 The monsters that chase you in 2806 01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:49,940 these mazes cover the range 2807 01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:51,450 from ghosts to something that 2808 01:13:51,450 --> 01:13:52,700 looks like a tomato. 2809 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:54,940 The problem with most... 2810 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:57,000 ...cover the range from ghosts 2811 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,540 to torches even flicker. 2812 01:13:58,540 --> 01:13:59,370 The monsters that chase you in 2813 01:13:59,370 --> 01:14:00,140 these mazes cover the range 2814 01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:00,960 from ghosts to something that 2815 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:01,640 looks like a ghost. 2816 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,650 Look at that flickering torch 2817 01:14:03,650 --> 01:14:04,300 magic. 2818 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,620 You don't see that every day of 2819 01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:06,220 the week. 2820 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,540 But the torches even... 2821 01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:10,300 ...fucking time bandit. 2822 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:11,880 ...flicker. 2823 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:12,800 The monsters that chase you in 2824 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:13,630 these mazes cover the range 2825 01:14:13,630 --> 01:14:14,550 from ghosts to something that 2826 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:15,320 looks like a ghost. 2827 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,070 Look at that one of the fucking 2828 01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:18,620 monsters there, look. 2829 01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:19,880 I think he's got... 2830 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:20,340 He's got... 2831 01:14:20,340 --> 01:14:21,480 It's like a little frog. 2832 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:23,480 Humanoid frog. 2833 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:27,020 And he's got a fez on his head 2834 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:27,900 there. 2835 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:29,940 North African fez. 2836 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:31,690 Is that a dig at the North 2837 01:14:31,690 --> 01:14:34,120 Africans or what's the story? 2838 01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:35,220 ...range from ghosts. 2839 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,520 I mean, that wasn't a ghost. 2840 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,300 I didn't see a fucking ghost. 2841 01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:41,140 It wasn't like a... 2842 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:42,400 That's a... 2843 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,140 That's like a... 2844 01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:45,500 The toxic avenger. 2845 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:46,500 And then there's a lion. 2846 01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:49,840 A lion just rams into him, look. 2847 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:51,960 Ramstein. 2848 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,710 This little lion here just rams 2849 01:14:54,710 --> 01:14:55,460 into him. 2850 01:14:56,260 --> 01:14:57,370 And he takes damage from the 2851 01:14:57,370 --> 01:14:59,260 lion and the fez monster. 2852 01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:01,260 To something that looks like... 2853 01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:03,780 And then these are the tomatoes. 2854 01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:05,520 He says, something that looks 2855 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,380 like a tomato. 2856 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:08,040 And there we have it. 2857 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:09,660 That is hilarious. 2858 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,900 That was... 2859 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,900 The evil... 2860 01:15:15,900 --> 01:15:16,900 Enemy... 2861 01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:18,940 In this particular game. 2862 01:15:18,980 --> 01:15:20,160 The game is Time Bandit. 2863 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:20,920 Like a tomato. 2864 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,720 The problem with most games is 2865 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:23,480 boredom. 2866 01:15:23,740 --> 01:15:24,700 With Time Bandits, there's so 2867 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:25,700 many choices... 2868 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:25,740 There you go. 2869 01:15:25,740 --> 01:15:27,540 He's actually just fucking put 2870 01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:29,200 the nail in the coffin of Time 2871 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,360 Bandits... 2872 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,540 By saying, the problem is boredom. 2873 01:15:32,780 --> 01:15:33,660 And I've never really noticed 2874 01:15:33,660 --> 01:15:34,300 this... 2875 01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:36,160 Behind the ear bit. 2876 01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:37,560 Like... 2877 01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,440 Bit of Schindler's head. 2878 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:40,120 You... 2879 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,490 I would have thought the hair 2880 01:15:41,490 --> 01:15:43,100 would have gone down there... 2881 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,780 And maybe come to about here. 2882 01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:46,970 Where it seems as though maybe 2883 01:15:46,970 --> 01:15:49,420 he shaved the hair off... 2884 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:51,100 From underneath there as well. 2885 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,860 So it's just like a bit of meaty... 2886 01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:54,380 Meaty nape of the neck. 2887 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:55,480 Tomato. 2888 01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:56,340 The... 2889 01:15:56,340 --> 01:15:57,170 Maybe it's just the way he's 2890 01:15:57,170 --> 01:15:57,620 standing. 2891 01:15:57,940 --> 01:15:58,940 Because he's leaning on. 2892 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,300 And that's kind of bunched up 2893 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:01,780 the skin in his neck or... 2894 01:16:01,780 --> 01:16:02,180 Like... 2895 01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,520 You know if you move your 2896 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:05,180 fucking head back... 2897 01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:08,040 I can't do it. 2898 01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:09,740 Ooh! 2899 01:16:10,460 --> 01:16:11,220 Problem with most... 2900 01:16:11,220 --> 01:16:12,600 Fucking jaw spasm then. 2901 01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,000 Most games is boredom. 2902 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,160 With Time Bandits, there's so 2903 01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,100 many choices... 2904 01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:17,210 It's hard to imagine wearing it 2905 01:16:17,210 --> 01:16:17,520 out. 2906 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:18,940 Hats off to... 2907 01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:20,020 Wearing it out. 2908 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,350 To Mitch Tron of Pontiac, 2909 01:16:21,350 --> 01:16:22,080 Michigan. 2910 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:22,940 Distribu... 2911 01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:24,820 Isn't he fucking intense? 2912 01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:27,000 Very intense in his delivery. 2913 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:29,080 And his intonation and the way 2914 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,240 he says the lines is... 2915 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:32,120 It's just like... 2916 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,380 It's fucking hard to watch. 2917 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,400 It's a bit kind of like... 2918 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,510 He's gonna get you or something 2919 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:38,420 like that, you know? 2920 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,440 Where is he going with this? 2921 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:41,760 Most games is boredom. 2922 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:42,780 Time Bandits. 2923 01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:43,940 There's so many choices, it's 2924 01:16:43,940 --> 01:16:45,240 hard to imagine wearing it out. 2925 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:47,740 Hats off to Mitch Tron of Pontiac... 2926 01:16:47,740 --> 01:16:48,240 It's the... 2927 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:48,740 Yeah, it is. 2928 01:16:48,820 --> 01:16:49,720 It's the no blinking. 2929 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,290 It's the real intense eye 2930 01:16:51,290 --> 01:16:52,540 contact... 2931 01:16:53,540 --> 01:16:56,540 That is part and parcel of Schindler's... 2932 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,780 Raison d'etre. 2933 01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:00,460 Which is what is beginning to 2934 01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:01,540 really... 2935 01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:04,540 Give me a little bit of an unnerved... 2936 01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:06,190 Unnerved sense of self whilst 2937 01:17:06,190 --> 01:17:07,500 watching it as well. 2938 01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:08,340 No... 2939 01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:11,560 Shade on Schindler. 2940 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:13,460 Guy's a fucking legend. 2941 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:14,870 I won't hear a bad word said 2942 01:17:14,870 --> 01:17:15,640 about him. 2943 01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,510 But the early links, the early 2944 01:17:17,510 --> 01:17:18,480 days... 2945 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:19,590 I think he might have been too 2946 01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:20,100 intense. 2947 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:21,280 But it's the 80s. 2948 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,720 You know, it was... 2949 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,600 It was showbiz. 2950 01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:25,380 It's shoe. 2951 01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:26,460 It's... 2952 01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:27,760 It's California. 2953 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:28,860 Who knows what. 2954 01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:30,420 From the Schindle Boxer. 2955 01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:59,380 A California travel writer... 2956 01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:00,680 Has come out with what may be... 2957 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,920 The first complete book... 2958 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,240 Distributed exclusively on a 2959 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:03,980 floppy disk. 2960 01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:05,260 It's called West Coast Travel 2961 01:18:05,260 --> 01:18:06,280 California... 2962 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,600 And it's selling for $19.95. 2963 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,480 The author, Lee Foster, says... 2964 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,630 It's much more practical than a 2965 01:18:10,630 --> 01:18:11,280 printed book. 2966 01:18:11,580 --> 01:18:12,450 Updates and new editions are 2967 01:18:12,450 --> 01:18:13,280 cheaper... 2968 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:14,300 And readers can pull out... 2969 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:15,310 Only those chapters they really 2970 01:18:15,310 --> 01:18:15,820 want... 2971 01:18:15,820 --> 01:18:16,480 And print them out. 2972 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,640 And says Foster... 2973 01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,040 After underlining and scribbling... 2974 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:19,920 All over the pages... 2975 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:20,760 You can always print out a 2976 01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:21,520 fresh copy... 2977 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:22,300 From your computer. 2978 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:23,240 Lovely. 2979 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,020 Finally, a computer researcher... 2980 01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:25,500 And there we have it again. 2981 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,280 ...and Bell Labs says... 2982 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,140 She's done a computer analysis... 2983 01:18:28,140 --> 01:18:29,440 Of Leonardo da Vinci's painting... 2984 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,300 The Mona Lisa... 2985 01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:31,480 And a sketch of the artist 2986 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,400 himself... 2987 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:32,740 And she concludes... 2988 01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,320 Sorry, sorry. 2989 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:34,500 Just need to rewind that. 2990 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,600 Obviously it's another... 2991 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:37,620 Look, we get at you... 2992 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:39,440 We get a glimpse of him... 2993 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:40,560 Switching to the camera... 2994 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,700 Before the cut. 2995 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:43,420 Oh yeah. 2996 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,820 But it works. 2997 01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:45,920 It reads even better. 2998 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:46,960 It scans better... 2999 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:47,960 It scans better... 3000 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,880 Than the look down... 3001 01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:50,800 Cut, look up. 3002 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:52,840 I think it scans better... 3003 01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:53,340 This way. 3004 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:54,560 Finally... 3005 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:55,700 Yeah, it's like... 3006 01:18:55,700 --> 01:18:56,540 Pulling all over the pages... 3007 01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:58,260 It leads us into another room. 3008 01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,080 Heh. 3009 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,500 You can always print out a 3010 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,800 fresh copy... 3011 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,380 From your computer. 3012 01:19:03,380 --> 01:19:05,260 Finally, a computer researcher... 3013 01:19:05,260 --> 01:19:07,260 Second location, Stu. 3014 01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:08,860 Always print out a fresh copy... 3015 01:19:08,860 --> 01:19:09,560 From your computer. 3016 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,360 Finally, a computer researcher... 3017 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,600 At Bell Labs says... 3018 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:14,500 She has done a computer 3019 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,360 analysis... 3020 01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:16,660 Of Leonardo da Vinci's painting... 3021 01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:17,560 The Mona Lisa... 3022 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:18,630 And a sketch of the artist 3023 01:19:18,630 --> 01:19:19,480 himself... 3024 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,440 And she concludes... 3025 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:21,740 Da Vinci himself... 3026 01:19:21,740 --> 01:19:23,120 Was the model for Mona Lisa. 3027 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:24,200 She says... 3028 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,480 The computer analysis... 3029 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,520 Of the facial structure... 3030 01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,160 Of Da Vinci and Mona Lisa... 3031 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,260 Show they are identical. 3032 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,640 She says stories... 3033 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,720 That the model was a woman... 3034 01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:33,120 Named Mona Lisa Gherardini... 3035 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:34,360 Are only based on rumor... 3036 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:34,920 And hearsay. 3037 01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,200 And further, she says... 3038 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:36,980 Leonardo da Vinci... 3039 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,100 Was probably gay... 3040 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:38,840 And Mona Lisa... 3041 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,280 Was probably a fantasy... 3042 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:40,940 Self-portrait. 3043 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,600 That's it for this week's Chronicles. 3044 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:43,480 We'll see you next time. 3045 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,380 Why was that information... 3046 01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:46,640 Added into the computer... 3047 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,120 Chronicles random access? 3048 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,640 That was like superfluous... 3049 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:51,460 Color that... 3050 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,760 Belonged in the realm... 3051 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,790 Of whatever that woman was 3052 01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:54,200 doing. 3053 01:19:54,300 --> 01:19:55,540 I don't know why they... 3054 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:56,640 But maybe... 3055 01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,800 I think in the Da Vinci Code... 3056 01:19:58,800 --> 01:19:59,640 Didn't they say that he was... 3057 01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,680 He was probably that way... 3058 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:03,120 I think. 3059 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:04,520 Maybe not. 3060 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:05,500 Maybe it was something else I 3061 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:05,760 read. 3062 01:20:05,820 --> 01:20:07,400 It was probably a fantasy... 3063 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:07,920 Self-portrait. 3064 01:20:07,940 --> 01:20:09,200 He says Leonardo da Vinci... 3065 01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,340 Was probably gay... 3066 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:11,020 And Mona Lisa... 3067 01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:12,460 Was probably a fantasy... 3068 01:20:12,460 --> 01:20:13,100 Self-portrait. 3069 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,760 That's it for this week's Chronicles. 3070 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:15,640 We'll see you next time. 3071 01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:20,980 The Computer Chronicles... 3072 01:20:20,980 --> 01:20:22,240 Is made possible by Leading 3073 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:22,980 Edge... 3074 01:20:22,980 --> 01:20:24,560 Makers of IBM-compatible... 3075 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,660 Computer systems... 3076 01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:26,750 Including Lotus Look-Alike 3077 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:27,720 Spreadsheet... 3078 01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:28,560 Word Processing... 3079 01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:29,600 With Spelling Correction... 3080 01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,260 Communication Software... 3081 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,180 And Haze-compatible 1200 baud 3082 01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:34,040 modem... 3083 01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:34,760 Leading Edge... 3084 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,510 With over 1,000 service centers 3085 01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:37,360 nationwide... 3086 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,000 Additional funding is provided... 3087 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:40,980 Trying to do a breakdown... 3088 01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:41,900 ...by McGraw-Hill... 3089 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:43,400 A man having a breakdown... 3090 01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,640 During the Leading Edge... 3091 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,360 Advert... 3092 01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:47,060 Service centers... 3093 01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:48,210 ...of developments in computer 3094 01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:48,900 technology... 3095 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:50,360 Worldwide... 3096 01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:50,640 Where... 3097 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,100 I like the... 3098 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:52,820 The background music to this 3099 01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:53,800 bite... 3100 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,800 As I said in the beginning... 3101 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,680 Somebody said it was a cassio... 3102 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,950 But there's a bit of a bass 3103 01:20:58,950 --> 01:20:59,800 kick... 3104 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:03,080 on the dum-dum, dum-dum, dum. 3105 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,030 The Gay Vinci Code, thank you 3106 01:21:05,030 --> 01:21:05,320 very much. 3107 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:06,490 Software and languages cover 3108 01:21:06,490 --> 01:21:07,060 developments 3109 01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:08,260 in computer technology 3110 01:21:08,260 --> 01:21:09,000 worldwide. 3111 01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:14,180 Lovely stuff for two boys. 3112 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,920 Gary Kildall and his protégé. 3113 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,420 A picture of some computer-aided 3114 01:21:21,420 --> 01:21:22,600 design. 3115 01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:24,240 CAD. 3116 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:27,140 I like the way they use these 3117 01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:28,860 shots of Gary. 3118 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,300 I'd say Gary was happy seeing 3119 01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:33,320 that they did the outro with 3120 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:33,760 him. 3121 01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:50,050 Absolutely fucking brilliant 3122 01:21:50,050 --> 01:21:55,080 stuff. 3123 01:21:57,260 --> 01:22:01,700 Absolutely insane stuff there. 3124 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:04,860 there from the stew pot, 3125 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:05,840 the stew man, 3126 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,000 foo man stew, 3127 01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:09,420 chairman stew. 3128 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,380 Remember that mouse mat picture 3129 01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:13,560 that was printed out of him? 3130 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:14,760 He looked like chairman Mao, 3131 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:16,600 chairman stew, 3132 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:17,680 Steve jobs, 3133 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:19,080 president and CEO of next 3134 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,120 computer Corp. 3135 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:22,530 And I've been watching a lot of 3136 01:22:22,530 --> 01:22:24,970 Steve jobs content and it's 3137 01:22:24,970 --> 01:22:26,240 recommending that 3138 01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:27,140 how to GPUs. 3139 01:22:27,220 --> 01:22:27,240 Well, 3140 01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:27,520 I don't, 3141 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:28,100 I am not, 3142 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:29,980 I don't want to get it in snared 3143 01:22:29,980 --> 01:22:31,640 in a fucking algorithm. 3144 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:32,220 Run here. 3145 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:32,640 I mean, 3146 01:22:32,660 --> 01:22:33,700 I want to keep it stew, 3147 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,800 but this is interesting stuff. 3148 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:36,930 The Sony minute is the not 3149 01:22:36,930 --> 01:22:37,500 forgotten. 3150 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:38,760 I don't want anything new. 3151 01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:41,680 Go back out there and we make 3152 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:45,280 sure we click watched on our Viper 3153 01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:46,800 Chronicles, 3154 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,700 courtesy of Dara website there. 3155 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:52,630 A review of the new Intel 386 3156 01:22:52,630 --> 01:22:54,900 chip and the new super fast 3157 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:56,140 computers and 3158 01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:57,320 applications that take 3159 01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,560 advantage of its speed. 3160 01:22:58,680 --> 01:22:59,460 That's what we've just seen 3161 01:22:59,460 --> 01:22:59,800 there. 3162 01:22:59,940 --> 01:23:00,420 Speed. 3163 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:01,900 We can click watched. 3164 01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:03,820 And that's us done. 3165 01:23:04,060 --> 01:23:07,070 That's another box ticked in 3166 01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:09,420 this compendium. 3167 01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:11,560 Season four, 3168 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:15,220 still a lot of on tread depths 3169 01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:18,060 and untreaded paths. 3170 01:23:19,140 --> 01:23:19,660 Taken. 3171 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:20,180 In fact, 3172 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,200 the majority of season four is 3173 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:23,880 still on scene stuff. 3174 01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:30,190 What was I thinking about those 3175 01:23:30,190 --> 01:23:30,600 CES? 3176 01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,360 I mentioned CES there. 3177 01:23:32,460 --> 01:23:35,210 And then I thought maybe there's 3178 01:23:35,210 --> 01:23:36,520 a CES in this, 3179 01:23:36,620 --> 01:23:37,460 but maybe not. 3180 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,440 Maybe in the, 3181 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,320 in the eighties, 3182 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,080 CES wasn't happening then. 3183 01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:43,520 So it might have to be a 3184 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:46,650 situation where we move on a 3185 01:23:46,650 --> 01:23:49,080 year or two years. 3186 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:52,220 I mean, 3187 01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:52,580 obviously, 3188 01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:53,060 you know, 3189 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:53,080 you know, 3190 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,140 you know, 3191 01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:54,460 the, 3192 01:23:54,460 --> 01:23:54,760 uh, 3193 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:58,300 the tempo and the vibe really 3194 01:23:58,300 --> 01:23:59,240 increases. 3195 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:00,520 It gets a lot faster. 3196 01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:02,830 It's a fast paced show when it 3197 01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:04,760 gets to the fucking nineties, 3198 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:09,030 but I don't mind the slow languid 3199 01:24:09,030 --> 01:24:10,260 sort of, 3200 01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:10,660 uh, 3201 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,470 in depth conversational vibe 3202 01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:14,860 that you get, 3203 01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:15,440 but the, 3204 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:15,740 uh, 3205 01:24:15,740 --> 01:24:17,980 the eighties series as well, 3206 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:19,540 especially for the afternoon. 3207 01:24:19,540 --> 01:24:20,020 Like, 3208 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:20,280 you know, 3209 01:24:20,340 --> 01:24:21,740 I think nineties, 3210 01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:22,500 late nineties, 3211 01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:25,290 stew is more of a stew after 3212 01:24:25,290 --> 01:24:26,220 dark. 3213 01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:27,300 So a computer chronicles, 3214 01:24:27,460 --> 01:24:28,540 because it becomes like a 3215 01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:29,640 nighttime affair. 3216 01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:30,340 I, 3217 01:24:30,460 --> 01:24:32,000 I also associate it with, 3218 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:32,320 uh, 3219 01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:33,320 getting drunk, 3220 01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:34,100 you know, 3221 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:34,900 drinking beer. 3222 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:36,040 I'm watching it and going 3223 01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:37,340 fucking ape shit and jumping 3224 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:37,900 around. 3225 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:39,520 So, 3226 01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:40,080 um, 3227 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:42,020 it's a different, 3228 01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:43,300 it's a different beast. 3229 01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,220 It's a different can of worms. 3230 01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:47,660 Season five. 3231 01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,500 Computer games. 3232 01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:56,220 Decision support software, 3233 01:24:56,380 --> 01:24:57,120 Mac world, 3234 01:24:58,100 --> 01:24:58,840 San Francisco. 3235 01:24:58,840 --> 01:24:59,960 I, 3236 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:00,500 I think, 3237 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:00,800 sorry, 3238 01:25:00,860 --> 01:25:02,260 I went off on the AI tangent 3239 01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:02,860 there. 3240 01:25:02,980 --> 01:25:04,610 What annoyed the fuck out of me 3241 01:25:04,610 --> 01:25:06,220 there was seeing the Google 3242 01:25:06,220 --> 01:25:08,120 keynote speech after watching a 3243 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:09,650 rake of fucking Steve Jobs 3244 01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:10,540 speeches. 3245 01:25:11,380 --> 01:25:12,540 I saw the Google one from the 3246 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:13,640 other week. 3247 01:25:14,020 --> 01:25:14,900 It was just, 3248 01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:15,640 I, 3249 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:16,120 man, 3250 01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:17,060 it was just like, 3251 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:18,610 obviously they've made a 3252 01:25:18,610 --> 01:25:20,680 fucking step forward on their, 3253 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:20,900 uh, 3254 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:22,400 video AI, 3255 01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:23,700 whatever. 3256 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:25,140 And now it makes Will Smith 3257 01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:26,650 eating spaghetti look really 3258 01:25:26,650 --> 01:25:27,920 real and not stupid. 3259 01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:28,900 and like, 3260 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,630 but they were just the same 3261 01:25:30,630 --> 01:25:31,760 sort of fucking. 3262 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:32,720 So what, 3263 01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:32,900 man, 3264 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:33,820 it just looks a little bit 3265 01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:34,100 better. 3266 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:35,320 I mean, 3267 01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:36,930 to kind of give you an idea of 3268 01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:37,620 what I'm, 3269 01:25:37,620 --> 01:25:37,920 uh, 3270 01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:39,800 fucking going on about and, 3271 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:40,160 uh, 3272 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:41,840 shiting on about here. 3273 01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:43,160 I might as well put it on Steve 3274 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:43,740 Ballmer. 3275 01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:46,100 But there, 3276 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:46,960 what was that? 3277 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,200 Google IO. 3278 01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:50,120 Google IO. 3279 01:25:50,820 --> 01:25:52,120 Google IO. 3280 01:25:55,700 --> 01:25:56,220 Oh, 3281 01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:58,220 *Sigh* 3282 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:08,670 Yeah, I'm doing exactly what I 3283 01:26:08,670 --> 01:26:12,090 said I was giving out about, 3284 01:26:12,090 --> 01:26:13,420 but this is what they were, uh... 3285 01:26:13,980 --> 01:26:14,730 This is one of the biggest 3286 01:26:14,730 --> 01:26:15,980 companies in the world. 3287 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,150 I think they think that we'd be 3288 01:26:18,150 --> 01:26:20,410 impressed by it, that it's all 3289 01:26:20,410 --> 01:26:22,840 video generated, you know. 3290 01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:24,840 *Sigh* 3291 01:26:37,220 --> 01:26:37,720 *Sigh* 3292 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:40,260 I didn't see this now. I mean, 3293 01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:42,480 I could end up watching this 3294 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,010 now and being impressed by it. 3295 01:26:45,010 --> 01:26:46,600 I didn't see it. 3296 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,430 Is she real? *Sigh* No, she's 3297 01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:53,100 not even real. But it's not, 3298 01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,900 that's, that's not what I want, 3299 01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:55,720 you know. 3300 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:57,350 I want to see someone who's 3301 01:26:57,350 --> 01:26:59,440 real in it. Thank you very much 3302 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:01,360 there, uh, for the tip of Arnie 3303 01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:02,360 tea bag. *Sigh* 3304 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:03,480 *Sigh* Seen nothing yet. *Sigh* 3305 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:04,670 But I mean, it is fucking 3306 01:27:04,670 --> 01:27:05,960 impressive actually. 3307 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,030 See, I'm, I'm, I'm stuck 3308 01:27:08,030 --> 01:27:10,100 between the devil and a deep 3309 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,080 blue sea. 3310 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:13,370 *Sigh* Here. Because it is 3311 01:27:13,370 --> 01:27:14,410 impressive. And I actually saw 3312 01:27:14,410 --> 01:27:15,560 something the other day then. 3313 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:16,690 It was like an old man in a 3314 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:18,170 wheelchair stuck on a fucking 3315 01:27:18,170 --> 01:27:18,840 rooftop. 3316 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:20,350 And the fire crew were trying 3317 01:27:20,350 --> 01:27:22,100 to get him down. And I believed 3318 01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:23,710 it. I genuinely was, like, I 3319 01:27:23,710 --> 01:27:25,350 was a sucker. I believed that 3320 01:27:25,350 --> 01:27:26,600 it was real, you know. 3321 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,170 Everybody in the comments was 3322 01:27:28,170 --> 01:27:29,650 going, "What was he doing on 3323 01:27:29,650 --> 01:27:31,220 the fucking roof? How did he 3324 01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:32,200 get up there?" 3325 01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:35,140 It wasn't real. It was, it was 3326 01:27:35,140 --> 01:27:48,840 false. *Sigh* 3327 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:51,940 I mean, will it be able, will 3328 01:27:51,940 --> 01:27:54,580 AI be able to make music as 3329 01:27:54,580 --> 01:27:57,720 good as this song here from the 3330 01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,480 late 90s? 3331 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:16,440 The New Radicals. 3332 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:19,890 And then my head floats out 3333 01:28:19,890 --> 01:28:21,240 from behind the general store 3334 01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:22,680 with the balloons, the monkey, 3335 01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:24,040 the whale, and the beast. 3336 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,000 The octopus. 3337 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,520 The werewolf. 3338 01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:28,440 The fucking... 3339 01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:31,570 The creepy clown, the nun, the 3340 01:28:31,570 --> 01:28:33,900 grim reaper, the gorilla, the 3341 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:36,400 whale, the creepy octopus, the 3342 01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,300 balloon. 3343 01:28:38,100 --> 01:28:38,820 The balloon. 3344 01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:40,360 The mighty balloon. 3345 01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:46,810 Greatly enhanced your 3346 01:28:46,810 --> 01:28:51,240 reputation. 3347 01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,020 Thank you very much. 3348 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:55,050 Yes, it's going to be really 3349 01:28:55,050 --> 01:28:55,880 sick. 3350 01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:58,240 We got a great animation lined 3351 01:28:58,240 --> 01:28:58,760 up. 3352 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,220 It's totally AI. 3353 01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:02,940 We got a bag full of gummy 3354 01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:05,150 bears just pops out as a Wild 3355 01:29:05,150 --> 01:29:08,030 West sort of Dust Bowl general 3356 01:29:08,030 --> 01:29:09,080 store. 3357 01:29:09,180 --> 01:29:11,230 And you've got these little macaque 3358 01:29:11,230 --> 01:29:13,480 monkeys, a giant chocolate bar. 3359 01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:16,520 Robbie, thanks for the... 3360 01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:18,350 We got a giant chocolate bar, a 3361 01:29:18,350 --> 01:29:20,100 couple of big lollipops and an 3362 01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:22,050 android and a couple of macaque 3363 01:29:22,050 --> 01:29:24,040 monkeys running around there. 3364 01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:26,520 And you got those big juicy 3365 01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:29,280 gummy bears inside a sack. 3366 01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:30,980 Charlie the monkey comes out. 3367 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:32,900 It's going to blow people away. 3368 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:36,840 So, oh, I got parakeets. 3369 01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:37,720 It's just... 3370 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:38,320 It's too much. 3371 01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:38,960 It's like an... 3372 01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:39,880 It's an over... 3373 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:40,600 An overload. 3374 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:41,520 It's an assault. 3375 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:43,190 It's actually an assault on the 3376 01:29:43,190 --> 01:29:44,260 fucking senses. 3377 01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:45,880 Give me a moment to think. 3378 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,260 Is it still safe? 3379 01:29:47,260 --> 01:29:49,610 We got a watermelon that looks 3380 01:29:49,610 --> 01:29:51,920 like a Minecraft pixelated 3381 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,080 watermelon. 3382 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:55,830 That will play well with the 3383 01:29:55,830 --> 01:29:58,320 Palestine situation. 3384 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,570 We got capybaras and flamingos 3385 01:30:00,570 --> 01:30:02,880 having a picnic inside the Dust 3386 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:03,920 Bowl town. 3387 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,370 We got that idea that gave from 3388 01:30:07,370 --> 01:30:08,280 Malthus. 3389 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:17,050 Who the fuck are they appealing 3390 01:30:17,050 --> 01:30:20,140 to here? 3391 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,220 This is a tech company. 3392 01:30:21,700 --> 01:30:23,080 Get a fucking grip, lads. 3393 01:30:23,580 --> 01:30:26,050 You want to appeal to grown 3394 01:30:26,050 --> 01:30:28,040 people, do you? 3395 01:30:28,220 --> 01:30:28,700 With this. 3396 01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:31,180 This isn't it. 3397 01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:33,900 You got some music in you. 3398 01:30:34,260 --> 01:30:36,270 One dance that this world is 3399 01:30:36,270 --> 01:30:37,860 going through. 3400 01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:40,100 Don't give up. 3401 01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:41,720 You got a reason to... 3402 01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:42,900 It's just... 3403 01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:44,940 I've got emojis as well. 3404 01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:48,140 Like animals in... 3405 01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:50,060 Cute animals in advertising. 3406 01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:51,820 You know, it's just so many 3407 01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:53,810 fucking adverts in between the 3408 01:30:53,810 --> 01:30:55,660 big shows that you see or big 3409 01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:56,720 sporting events. 3410 01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,450 Adverts that have animals 3411 01:30:58,450 --> 01:31:00,230 living in human houses and shit 3412 01:31:00,230 --> 01:31:01,120 like that. 3413 01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:02,000 And doing human stuff. 3414 01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:06,600 It's cute. 3415 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:07,420 It's funky. 3416 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,120 It's friendly. 3417 01:31:08,240 --> 01:31:08,840 It's nice. 3418 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:10,180 It's just... 3419 01:31:10,180 --> 01:31:11,180 Sick of it, man. 3420 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:13,240 Do something better now. 3421 01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:14,060 Please, will you? 3422 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:15,540 Do something better. 3423 01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:16,480 You've got deep pockets. 3424 01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:18,990 Don't fucking give us this AI 3425 01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:19,680 shit. 3426 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:32,680 Give it to me now. 3427 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,220 Will you leave it in? 3428 01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:37,060 Give it to me now. 3429 01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:38,080 They did. 3430 01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:39,600 I'm glad that they left that 3431 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,120 bit in. 3432 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,360 Where is this fucking arena 3433 01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:43,060 look? 3434 01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,200 The Google Bowl. 3435 01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:44,200 Where? 3436 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:46,200 Where? 3437 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:48,160 Where? 3438 01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:49,000 - I'm sorry. 3439 01:31:49,000 --> 01:32:18,980 - Give it to me now. 3440 01:32:18,980 --> 01:32:23,040 - Wow, you're so fucking sick 3441 01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:26,950 and then everyone is fucking 3442 01:32:26,950 --> 01:32:28,160 cold. 3443 01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:38,810 Wow, full video looks like the 3444 01:32:38,810 --> 01:32:47,860 heat we have in the past. 3445 01:32:47,860 --> 01:32:49,860 Hello everyone, good morning. 3446 01:32:59,860 --> 01:32:58,280 Wow, cool video looks like the 3447 01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:03,860 heat and the heat. 3448 01:33:03,860 --> 01:33:05,860 Hello everyone, good morning. 3449 01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:06,860 Welcome to Google I/O. 3450 01:33:10,860 --> 01:33:12,860 I can't watch this anymore. 3451 01:33:12,860 --> 01:33:14,910 So good to see everyone here in 3452 01:33:14,910 --> 01:33:15,860 Showline. 3453 01:33:15,860 --> 01:33:17,860 Such a liar. 3454 01:33:17,860 --> 01:33:18,860 What a liar. 3455 01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:20,860 Defeated the Elite Four and the... 3456 01:33:20,860 --> 01:33:22,860 Pokemon playthrough. 3457 01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:25,020 Then again, you know, it is 3458 01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:25,860 Google. 3459 01:33:27,860 --> 01:33:28,470 What are you expecting from 3460 01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:29,860 fucking Google? 3461 01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:31,340 I want to see tech, I want to 3462 01:33:31,340 --> 01:33:32,860 see hardware, you know? 3463 01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:34,620 I want to see something you can 3464 01:33:34,620 --> 01:33:36,310 hold that's shiny, it does some 3465 01:33:36,310 --> 01:33:36,860 cool stuff. 3466 01:33:36,860 --> 01:33:39,860 What's the price? When's it out? 3467 01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:40,860 What will it do? 3468 01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:42,860 That doesn't happen anymore. 3469 01:33:42,860 --> 01:33:43,580 Nobody's doing any of that 3470 01:33:43,580 --> 01:33:43,860 stuff. 3471 01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:45,860 It's just like... 3472 01:33:45,860 --> 01:33:47,340 It's all shit that's in the 3473 01:33:47,340 --> 01:33:47,860 ether. It's like... 3474 01:33:47,860 --> 01:33:49,890 We've been bringing underlying 3475 01:33:49,890 --> 01:33:51,900 technology from Starline into 3476 01:33:51,900 --> 01:33:52,860 Google Meet. 3477 01:33:52,860 --> 01:33:54,700 That includes real-time speech 3478 01:33:54,700 --> 01:33:56,520 translation to help break down 3479 01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:57,860 language barriers. 3480 01:33:57,860 --> 01:33:59,780 Here's an example of how this 3481 01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:02,230 could be useful when booking a 3482 01:34:02,230 --> 01:34:04,130 vacation rental in South 3483 01:34:04,130 --> 01:34:05,480 America and you don't speak the 3484 01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:05,860 language. 3485 01:34:05,860 --> 01:34:07,860 Let's take a look. 3486 01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:10,490 Hi Camilla. Let me turn on 3487 01:34:10,490 --> 01:34:12,860 speech translation. 3488 01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:14,860 Does that sound... 3489 01:34:14,860 --> 01:34:17,010 I mean, you could just... you 3490 01:34:17,010 --> 01:34:17,910 could have done it in a 3491 01:34:17,910 --> 01:34:19,200 different... I mean, obviously 3492 01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:19,860 not like that, but I mean... 3493 01:34:19,860 --> 01:34:22,860 Translate... that power was... 3494 01:34:22,860 --> 01:34:24,900 That's the general feeling I've 3495 01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:27,230 got so far at the last... what 3496 01:34:27,230 --> 01:34:29,740 has it been like three years 3497 01:34:29,740 --> 01:34:32,500 now of total AI annihilation to 3498 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:33,860 the senses. 3499 01:34:33,860 --> 01:34:36,050 Rolling out in the next few 3500 01:34:36,050 --> 01:34:37,590 weeks. And real-time 3501 01:34:37,590 --> 01:34:39,130 translation will be coming to 3502 01:34:39,130 --> 01:34:40,860 enterprises later this year. 3503 01:34:40,860 --> 01:34:45,530 Another early research project 3504 01:34:45,530 --> 01:34:49,700 that debuted on the I/O stage 3505 01:34:49,700 --> 01:34:52,860 was Project Astra. 3506 01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:54,160 It explores the future 3507 01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:55,790 capabilities of a universal AI 3508 01:34:55,790 --> 01:34:57,540 assistant that can understand 3509 01:34:57,540 --> 01:34:58,860 the world around you. 3510 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:00,710 We are starting to bring it to 3511 01:35:00,710 --> 01:35:01,860 our products. 3512 01:35:01,860 --> 01:35:02,860 Today, the... 3513 01:35:02,860 --> 01:35:04,860 Pretty nice convertible. 3514 01:35:04,860 --> 01:35:06,590 I think you might have mistaken 3515 01:35:06,590 --> 01:35:08,860 the garbage truck for a convertible. 3516 01:35:08,860 --> 01:35:09,860 Convertible. 3517 01:35:12,860 --> 01:35:14,860 That's a pretty nice convertible. 3518 01:35:14,860 --> 01:35:16,590 I think you might have mistaken 3519 01:35:16,590 --> 01:35:18,860 the garbage truck for a convertible. 3520 01:35:18,860 --> 01:35:20,080 Is there anything else I can 3521 01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:20,860 help you with? 3522 01:35:20,860 --> 01:35:21,840 What's this skinny building 3523 01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:22,860 doing in my neighborhood? 3524 01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:24,850 It's a street light, not a 3525 01:35:24,850 --> 01:35:25,860 building. 3526 01:35:25,860 --> 01:35:28,520 I'd throw... I'd fucking smash 3527 01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:30,350 that phone into a thousand 3528 01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:31,860 pieces of... 3529 01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:33,970 And scatter the remnants into 3530 01:35:33,970 --> 01:35:34,860 the wind. 3531 01:35:34,860 --> 01:35:37,860 If... it wasn't so expensive. 3532 01:35:37,860 --> 01:35:39,530 Why are these palm trees so 3533 01:35:39,530 --> 01:35:41,860 short? I'm worried about them. 3534 01:35:41,860 --> 01:35:43,460 They're not short. They're 3535 01:35:43,460 --> 01:35:44,860 actually pretty tall. 3536 01:35:45,860 --> 01:35:46,860 Sick convertible. 3537 01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:48,860 Garbage truck again. 3538 01:35:48,860 --> 01:35:50,860 Anything else? 3539 01:35:50,860 --> 01:35:52,540 Why do people keep delivering 3540 01:35:52,540 --> 01:35:53,860 packages to my lawn? 3541 01:35:53,860 --> 01:35:55,410 It's not a package. It's a 3542 01:35:55,410 --> 01:35:56,860 utility box. 3543 01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:58,770 Why is this person following me 3544 01:35:58,770 --> 01:35:59,860 wherever I walk? 3545 01:36:00,860 --> 01:36:02,380 No one's following you. That's 3546 01:36:02,380 --> 01:36:03,860 just your shadow. 3547 01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:09,860 You know what I mean? 3548 01:36:09,860 --> 01:36:11,970 Does that warrant a fucking 3549 01:36:11,970 --> 01:36:13,860 clap and a big... 3550 01:36:13,860 --> 01:36:15,300 You know, that's not a... that's 3551 01:36:15,300 --> 01:36:16,960 not like a revelation like the 3552 01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:17,860 new... 3553 01:36:17,860 --> 01:36:18,860 The iPhone or the iPod or 3554 01:36:18,860 --> 01:36:19,860 anything like that. 3555 01:36:20,860 --> 01:36:21,860 But people are loving it. 3556 01:36:22,860 --> 01:36:24,260 I think this guy couldn't hide 3557 01:36:24,260 --> 01:36:24,860 his contempt. 3558 01:36:24,860 --> 01:36:26,380 When you see somebody doing 3559 01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:26,860 that. 3560 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:28,860 You know? 3561 01:36:28,860 --> 01:36:29,860 With their eye. 3562 01:36:29,860 --> 01:36:30,860 That's a bad sign. 3563 01:36:30,860 --> 01:36:31,860 That's when you know... 3564 01:36:32,860 --> 01:36:33,860 Whatever you're selling is... 3565 01:36:33,860 --> 01:36:34,860 It's shit probably. 3566 01:36:35,860 --> 01:36:36,860 And a guy there who couldn't 3567 01:36:36,860 --> 01:36:38,860 even be arse looking up. 3568 01:36:39,860 --> 01:36:40,740 These... these... these crowd 3569 01:36:40,740 --> 01:36:41,860 shots are very telling. 3570 01:36:41,860 --> 01:36:43,860 She fucking loved it. 3571 01:36:43,860 --> 01:36:44,860 Wasn't that funny? 3572 01:36:44,860 --> 01:36:45,860 Wasn't that funny? 3573 01:36:45,860 --> 01:36:46,860 Wasn't even funny? 3574 01:36:49,860 --> 01:36:50,860 And this guy... 3575 01:36:50,860 --> 01:36:51,860 Couldn't be fucked. 3576 01:36:57,860 --> 01:36:58,660 Gemini is pretty good at 3577 01:36:58,660 --> 01:36:59,860 telling you when you're wrong. 3578 01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:00,860 Stop. 3579 01:37:01,860 --> 01:37:02,820 Yeah, I'll be fucking smashing 3580 01:37:02,820 --> 01:37:04,860 Gemini into the fucking wall. 3581 01:37:07,860 --> 01:37:08,860 As long as it's... 3582 01:37:09,860 --> 01:37:11,860 Ensconced in some sort of cheap... 3583 01:37:11,860 --> 01:37:13,860 Tat that I don't mind ruining. 3584 01:37:14,860 --> 01:37:15,540 Obviously not gonna throw my 3585 01:37:15,540 --> 01:37:17,860 phone at the fucking wall but... 3586 01:37:18,860 --> 01:37:18,860 Gemini. 3587 01:37:19,860 --> 01:37:20,860 Fucking Gemini. 3588 01:37:21,860 --> 01:37:22,860 Gemini my fucking ring. 3589 01:37:23,860 --> 01:37:23,860 And uh... 3590 01:37:24,860 --> 01:37:25,320 Apologies for the swearing 3591 01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:25,860 there. 3592 01:37:25,860 --> 01:37:26,530 Thinking about how annoying it 3593 01:37:26,530 --> 01:37:26,860 is, right? 3594 01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:27,860 When you... 3595 01:37:27,860 --> 01:37:28,860 When you Google and then Gemini... 3596 01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:29,810 Now you Google stuff and it 3597 01:37:29,810 --> 01:37:30,860 says Gemini's after you. 3598 01:37:31,860 --> 01:37:32,860 Oh, don't worry. 3599 01:37:32,860 --> 01:37:33,860 Gemini's got you covered, man. 3600 01:37:35,860 --> 01:37:35,860 Come here. 3601 01:37:37,860 --> 01:37:38,860 Gemini... 3602 01:37:39,860 --> 01:37:40,860 Wants to meet you. 3603 01:37:41,860 --> 01:37:42,860 Would you be up for that? 3604 01:37:42,860 --> 01:37:43,500 You know, that's where it's 3605 01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:43,860 gonna go. 3606 01:37:44,860 --> 01:37:45,610 It finds listings from sites 3607 01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:47,240 like Zillow that match your 3608 01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:47,860 criteria. 3609 01:37:48,860 --> 01:37:49,870 And uses Project Mariner when 3610 01:37:49,870 --> 01:37:51,980 needed to adjust very specific 3611 01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:52,860 filters. 3612 01:37:53,860 --> 01:37:54,830 If there's an apartment you 3613 01:37:54,830 --> 01:37:55,860 want to check out... 3614 01:37:56,860 --> 01:37:57,530 You can put -AI at the end of 3615 01:37:57,530 --> 01:37:59,210 your search and it won't do 3616 01:37:59,210 --> 01:37:59,860 that. 3617 01:38:00,860 --> 01:38:02,100 I shouldn't have to do that, Auxiliary 3618 01:38:02,100 --> 01:38:02,860 Phoenix. 3619 01:38:03,860 --> 01:38:03,860 You know? 3620 01:38:03,860 --> 01:38:04,570 I just shouldn't have to do 3621 01:38:04,570 --> 01:38:04,860 that. 3622 01:38:05,860 --> 01:38:07,580 Gemi uses MCP to access the 3623 01:38:07,580 --> 01:38:09,860 listings and even... 3624 01:38:10,860 --> 01:38:11,860 ...reality. 3625 01:38:12,860 --> 01:38:13,340 Let's just see some of the 3626 01:38:13,340 --> 01:38:14,860 presentations here. 3627 01:38:15,860 --> 01:38:17,810 ...to interactive apps to simulating 3628 01:38:17,810 --> 01:38:18,860 entire 3D cities. 3629 01:38:19,860 --> 01:38:21,110 The new 2.5 Pro tops the 3630 01:38:21,110 --> 01:38:23,760 popular coding leaderboard, Web 3631 01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:24,860 Dev Arena. 3632 01:38:25,860 --> 01:38:26,230 And now that it incorporates 3633 01:38:26,230 --> 01:38:27,700 LearnLM, our family of models 3634 01:38:27,700 --> 01:38:29,860 built with educational experts... 3635 01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:31,860 Yeah, it's boring, man. 3636 01:38:31,860 --> 01:38:33,860 Large language models. 3637 01:38:34,860 --> 01:38:35,860 ...critical for robotics. 3638 01:38:36,860 --> 01:38:38,540 AI systems will need to need 3639 01:38:38,540 --> 01:38:40,660 world models to operate 3640 01:38:40,660 --> 01:38:43,860 effectively in the real world. 3641 01:38:44,860 --> 01:38:45,860 We find... 3642 01:38:46,860 --> 01:38:47,860 Nothing cool. 3643 01:38:47,860 --> 01:38:47,860 Sorry. 3644 01:38:47,860 --> 01:38:50,160 The general point and gist of 3645 01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:52,460 looking at this was two hours 3646 01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,860 of just... 3647 01:38:55,860 --> 01:38:57,070 ...what's coming down the line 3648 01:38:57,070 --> 01:38:59,860 in terms of AI on your devices. 3649 01:39:00,860 --> 01:39:01,860 No products. 3650 01:39:02,860 --> 01:39:03,860 Not even a pixel phone. 3651 01:39:04,860 --> 01:39:05,860 Not even a watch. 3652 01:39:06,860 --> 01:39:07,860 ...to a new piece of technology. 3653 01:39:07,860 --> 01:39:08,860 Video call with Search. 3654 01:39:09,860 --> 01:39:10,540 I have three kids and they ask 3655 01:39:10,540 --> 01:39:12,160 about a million questions a 3656 01:39:12,160 --> 01:39:12,860 minute. 3657 01:39:13,860 --> 01:39:14,530 And with Summer right around 3658 01:39:14,530 --> 01:39:15,920 the corner, the team and I 3659 01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:17,580 decided to put Search Live to 3660 01:39:17,580 --> 01:39:18,860 the ultimate test. 3661 01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:22,060 Helping us and our kids tackle 3662 01:39:22,060 --> 01:39:23,860 something new. 3663 01:39:24,860 --> 01:39:25,270 We recorded at home with our 3664 01:39:25,270 --> 01:39:26,860 families just this... 3665 01:39:27,860 --> 01:39:28,860 No thanks. 3666 01:39:29,860 --> 01:39:30,260 How billions of apparel 3667 01:39:30,260 --> 01:39:32,200 products look on a wide variety 3668 01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:32,860 of people. 3669 01:39:33,860 --> 01:39:34,860 No thanks. 3670 01:39:35,860 --> 01:39:36,860 Imagine you're a student. 3671 01:39:36,860 --> 01:39:38,310 You've got a big physics exam 3672 01:39:38,310 --> 01:39:39,860 looming and instead of... 3673 01:39:40,860 --> 01:39:41,860 No thanks. 3674 01:39:42,860 --> 01:39:43,860 ...image quality is higher. 3675 01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:44,860 The speed is faster. 3676 01:39:44,860 --> 01:39:45,860 The text is better. 3677 01:39:46,860 --> 01:39:47,270 All of this lets you make 3678 01:39:47,270 --> 01:39:48,960 posters, party advice, and 3679 01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:49,860 anything else. 3680 01:39:50,860 --> 01:39:51,940 And with Gemini's native image 3681 01:39:51,940 --> 01:39:54,190 generation, you can easily edit 3682 01:39:54,190 --> 01:39:56,420 these images too, right in the 3683 01:39:56,420 --> 01:39:56,860 app. 3684 01:39:57,860 --> 01:39:59,420 We've also made a super fast 3685 01:39:59,420 --> 01:40:01,860 variant of Imagine 4. 3686 01:40:02,860 --> 01:40:02,970 We can't wait for you to get 3687 01:40:02,970 --> 01:40:03,860 your hands on it. 3688 01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:06,480 In fact, it's 10 times faster 3689 01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:07,860 than our previous model. 3690 01:40:07,860 --> 01:40:09,720 So you can iterate through many 3691 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:10,860 ideas quickly. 3692 01:40:11,860 --> 01:40:12,860 All right. 3693 01:40:12,860 --> 01:40:13,540 I want to show you one last 3694 01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:13,860 thing. 3695 01:40:14,860 --> 01:40:14,860 All right. 3696 01:40:15,860 --> 01:40:16,860 Images are incredible. 3697 01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,670 But sometimes you need motion 3698 01:40:18,670 --> 01:40:20,370 and sound to tell the whole 3699 01:40:20,370 --> 01:40:20,860 story. 3700 01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:22,860 Oh yeah, this is it. 3701 01:40:22,860 --> 01:40:22,860 Sorry. 3702 01:40:22,860 --> 01:40:24,980 This is the reason I am aware 3703 01:40:24,980 --> 01:40:25,860 of this. 3704 01:40:25,860 --> 01:40:27,060 Is the fucking clip of the 3705 01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:28,480 videos that they're generating 3706 01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:28,860 now. 3707 01:40:28,860 --> 01:40:29,860 And they did this... 3708 01:40:30,860 --> 01:40:32,860 This fucking sailor at sea. 3709 01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:34,860 And they were like... 3710 01:40:35,860 --> 01:40:36,860 This will blow your mind. 3711 01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:38,860 Take a look at this. 3712 01:40:39,860 --> 01:40:40,960 And he's like with a pipe at 3713 01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:41,860 sea going... 3714 01:40:41,860 --> 01:40:43,700 I have ridden the waves for 3715 01:40:43,700 --> 01:40:44,860 seven years. 3716 01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:47,080 And all I life I've been on the 3717 01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:47,860 waves. 3718 01:40:48,860 --> 01:40:49,860 And the sea will bring you down. 3719 01:40:50,860 --> 01:40:52,490 And the last December, VO2 came 3720 01:40:52,490 --> 01:40:54,040 out and it redefined video 3721 01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:55,860 generation for the... 3722 01:40:56,860 --> 01:40:56,860 Our new state of the... 3723 01:40:57,860 --> 01:40:59,860 Our new state of the art model. 3724 01:41:00,860 --> 01:41:02,860 Our new state of the art model. 3725 01:41:03,860 --> 01:41:04,860 VO3. 3726 01:41:05,860 --> 01:41:08,860 You know, if... 3727 01:41:09,860 --> 01:41:10,880 If today I write this speech, 3728 01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:11,860 you're asking there... 3729 01:41:12,860 --> 01:41:13,860 No jaw, Jimmy. 3730 01:41:14,860 --> 01:41:15,860 But... 3731 01:41:15,860 --> 01:41:16,600 They could have fucking 3732 01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:17,490 demonstrated how good the AI 3733 01:41:17,490 --> 01:41:18,330 was by just doing this whole 3734 01:41:18,330 --> 01:41:18,860 thing in AI. 3735 01:41:19,860 --> 01:41:20,870 That would have made a much 3736 01:41:20,870 --> 01:41:21,860 better point. 3737 01:41:22,860 --> 01:41:22,940 We wouldn't be left with the 3738 01:41:22,940 --> 01:41:23,860 lingering... 3739 01:41:24,860 --> 01:41:26,260 Kind of awkward pauses that you 3740 01:41:26,260 --> 01:41:26,860 get. 3741 01:41:27,860 --> 01:41:29,780 Which punctuate these excruciating 3742 01:41:29,780 --> 01:41:30,860 keynotes. 3743 01:41:31,860 --> 01:41:32,860 You know. 3744 01:41:33,860 --> 01:41:34,860 I've had a great demonstration. 3745 01:41:39,860 --> 01:41:40,860 Not impressed. 3746 01:41:41,860 --> 01:41:42,860 He wasn't. 3747 01:41:56,860 --> 01:41:50,120 And like a lot of other things 3748 01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:57,670 you've heard about from Stage 3749 01:41:57,670 --> 01:42:01,860 Today, it's available today. 3750 01:42:01,860 --> 01:42:07,340 The visual quality is even 3751 01:42:07,340 --> 01:42:08,860 better. 3752 01:42:09,860 --> 01:42:10,830 It's understanding of physics 3753 01:42:10,830 --> 01:42:11,860 is stronger. 3754 01:42:12,860 --> 01:42:13,860 But here's the leap forward. 3755 01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:16,470 VO3 comes with native audio 3756 01:42:16,470 --> 01:42:17,860 generation. 3757 01:42:18,860 --> 01:42:19,860 That means... 3758 01:42:20,860 --> 01:42:24,230 VO3 can generate sound effects, 3759 01:42:24,230 --> 01:42:27,860 background sounds, and dialogue. 3760 01:42:28,860 --> 01:42:29,930 Now you prompt it, and your 3761 01:42:29,930 --> 01:42:31,860 characters can speak. 3762 01:42:32,860 --> 01:42:33,960 Here's a wise old owl and a 3763 01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:35,940 nervous young badger in the 3764 01:42:35,940 --> 01:42:36,860 forest. 3765 01:42:37,860 --> 01:42:38,860 Take a listen. 3766 01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:40,860 What would... 3767 01:42:40,860 --> 01:42:41,550 What would stewardship be 3768 01:42:41,550 --> 01:42:41,860 saying? 3769 01:42:41,860 --> 01:42:42,550 What would stewardship be 3770 01:42:42,550 --> 01:42:42,860 saying? 3771 01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:43,550 What would stewardship be 3772 01:42:43,550 --> 01:42:43,860 saying? 3773 01:42:47,860 --> 01:42:51,580 I live behind a block net. 3774 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:53,680 It's higher than I can jump. 3775 01:42:54,380 --> 01:42:56,760 What manner of magic is that? 3776 01:43:02,060 --> 01:43:03,880 Higher than I can jump. 3777 01:43:04,440 --> 01:43:07,000 What manner of magic is that? 3778 01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:10,080 Great stuff. 3779 01:43:10,620 --> 01:43:12,440 A wise old owl. 3780 01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:16,120 And a fucking inquisitive badger. 3781 01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:24,840 They left behind a ball today. 3782 01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:26,470 It bounced higher than I can 3783 01:43:26,470 --> 01:43:27,000 jump. 3784 01:43:27,780 --> 01:43:30,060 What manner of magic is that? 3785 01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:33,440 Alright, what else? 3786 01:43:34,820 --> 01:43:35,160 Uh-huh. 3787 01:43:35,740 --> 01:43:36,440 Very good. 3788 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:37,570 You got a little squirrel there 3789 01:43:37,570 --> 01:43:37,860 too. 3790 01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:39,480 What else? 3791 01:43:40,540 --> 01:43:41,450 There's nobody here to rein 3792 01:43:41,450 --> 01:43:42,800 these cunts in. 3793 01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:44,320 They've got a stage and a 3794 01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:45,520 captive audience 3795 01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:47,010 who have been bribed with 3796 01:43:47,010 --> 01:43:49,220 Google fucking goodie bags and 3797 01:43:49,220 --> 01:43:49,820 caps. 3798 01:43:50,540 --> 01:43:52,240 You need a shark. 3799 01:43:52,380 --> 01:43:53,300 You need a mercenary. 3800 01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:54,670 You need someone who's going to 3801 01:43:54,670 --> 01:43:55,780 fucking interrogate. 3802 01:43:56,160 --> 01:43:58,580 You need a driver. 3803 01:43:59,100 --> 01:44:00,380 And they don't have that. 3804 01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:01,640 We don't believe in any of 3805 01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:02,500 these people. 3806 01:44:02,600 --> 01:44:03,820 They don't captivate me. 3807 01:44:06,820 --> 01:44:07,840 Pretty cool, right? 3808 01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:09,600 Vio added not just the sounds 3809 01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:11,070 of the forest, but also the 3810 01:44:11,070 --> 01:44:11,920 dialogue. 3811 01:44:12,720 --> 01:44:14,400 We're entering a new era of 3812 01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:15,340 creation. 3813 01:44:15,700 --> 01:44:17,210 With combined audio and video 3814 01:44:17,210 --> 01:44:19,240 generation that's incredibly 3815 01:44:19,240 --> 01:44:20,140 realistic. 3816 01:44:20,800 --> 01:44:22,860 The quality is so good. 3817 01:44:23,260 --> 01:44:24,640 It feels like you're there. 3818 01:44:25,140 --> 01:44:27,000 On the boat with this guy. 3819 01:44:27,060 --> 01:44:29,920 This made me laugh because it's 3820 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:30,720 fake. 3821 01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:34,580 This ocean, it's a force. 3822 01:44:34,900 --> 01:44:36,780 A wild, untamed might. 3823 01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:38,930 And she commands your awe with 3824 01:44:38,930 --> 01:44:40,780 every breaking light. 3825 01:44:43,780 --> 01:44:50,520 The photorealistic generation. 3826 01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:51,620 The emotion. 3827 01:44:52,180 --> 01:44:53,400 The movement of his mouth in 3828 01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:55,520 the ocean in the background. 3829 01:44:56,240 --> 01:44:57,480 Yeah, we saw it. 3830 01:44:57,580 --> 01:44:58,640 We saw what you did. 3831 01:44:58,940 --> 01:45:00,000 We don't need it explained 3832 01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:00,540 again. 3833 01:45:01,080 --> 01:45:01,840 It was shit. 3834 01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:03,060 It was underwhelming. 3835 01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:05,740 And you could sense the palpable, 3836 01:45:05,740 --> 01:45:07,620 underwhelming feeling. 3837 01:45:08,100 --> 01:45:09,820 Permeating through the Googleplex. 3838 01:45:09,980 --> 01:45:10,600 Google bowl. 3839 01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:11,700 Whatever you call this. 3840 01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:13,100 Absolute fucking. 3841 01:45:15,300 --> 01:45:15,820 Arena. 3842 01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:17,380 Of pain. 3843 01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:18,720 Oh good. 3844 01:45:19,140 --> 01:45:20,500 It feels like you're there. 3845 01:45:21,020 --> 01:45:21,800 On the boat. 3846 01:45:22,220 --> 01:45:22,900 With this guy. 3847 01:45:24,920 --> 01:45:25,520 This ocean. 3848 01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:26,480 It's a force. 3849 01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,700 A wild, untamed might. 3850 01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:30,320 And she commands. 3851 01:45:30,540 --> 01:45:31,340 Look at that. 3852 01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:33,220 Somebody down there then. 3853 01:45:33,220 --> 01:45:34,420 Filming this. 3854 01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:35,540 On their fucking phone. 3855 01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:36,400 And probably. 3856 01:45:37,020 --> 01:45:37,200 Where. 3857 01:45:37,320 --> 01:45:37,680 What are they. 3858 01:45:37,860 --> 01:45:39,090 Are they going to status update 3859 01:45:39,090 --> 01:45:39,700 with that? 3860 01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:40,800 On a fucking website? 3861 01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:41,990 Or are they going to keep it 3862 01:45:41,990 --> 01:45:42,500 for later? 3863 01:45:42,620 --> 01:45:43,520 Are they going to look back on 3864 01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:43,880 that? 3865 01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:45,720 It's just. 3866 01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:46,780 Insane. 3867 01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:47,240 Isn't it? 3868 01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:47,940 I mean. 3869 01:45:48,660 --> 01:45:49,140 You even. 3870 01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:50,420 If it's a live gig. 3871 01:45:50,420 --> 01:45:51,620 With a fucking real artist. 3872 01:45:52,620 --> 01:45:53,520 I can understand. 3873 01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:54,700 But this is the pits. 3874 01:45:55,440 --> 01:45:56,940 This is the absolute pits. 3875 01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:58,060 An AI man. 3876 01:45:58,360 --> 01:45:59,320 On a fucking screen. 3877 01:45:59,820 --> 01:46:00,420 And then you're. 3878 01:46:00,480 --> 01:46:01,520 You're recording that. 3879 01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:03,360 Come on man. 3880 01:46:03,700 --> 01:46:04,540 And you're all. 3881 01:46:04,900 --> 01:46:06,040 With a wild. 3882 01:46:06,380 --> 01:46:07,320 Untamed might. 3883 01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:09,620 And she commands your all. 3884 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:11,320 With every breaking light. 3885 01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:18,160 They couldn't even be arsed. 3886 01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:19,400 Putting a transition. 3887 01:46:19,620 --> 01:46:20,100 Or an end. 3888 01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:20,780 Or a cross. 3889 01:46:20,900 --> 01:46:22,060 A fade out. 3890 01:46:22,060 --> 01:46:22,840 On that clip. 3891 01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:25,080 With like a VO3 logo. 3892 01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:26,520 Rushed. 3893 01:46:26,780 --> 01:46:27,640 Very rushed. 3894 01:46:28,020 --> 01:46:28,820 Stockton rush. 3895 01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:29,700 Movement. 3896 01:46:29,960 --> 01:46:31,020 Stockton California. 3897 01:46:31,020 --> 01:46:32,140 Of his mouth. 3898 01:46:32,220 --> 01:46:32,800 And the ocean. 3899 01:46:32,900 --> 01:46:33,460 In the background. 3900 01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:35,040 It's incredible. 3901 01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:37,620 How fast VO continues to evolve. 3902 01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:39,600 As a powerful creative tool. 3903 01:46:40,500 --> 01:46:41,740 And we've been working closely. 3904 01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:42,700 With the film industry. 3905 01:46:42,700 --> 01:46:44,360 To imagine what's possible with 3906 01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:44,700 VO. 3907 01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:46,100 And to get this right. 3908 01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:47,700 And you'll hear more about that. 3909 01:46:47,780 --> 01:46:48,480 In a few minutes. 3910 01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:50,620 So that's what's happening. 3911 01:46:50,620 --> 01:46:51,540 Around Gemini. 3912 01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:53,200 Starting today. 3913 01:46:53,660 --> 01:46:54,900 Gemini live capabilities. 3914 01:46:54,900 --> 01:46:55,620 Are free. 3915 01:46:56,020 --> 01:46:56,840 And rolling out. 3916 01:46:57,040 --> 01:46:58,100 Across Android and iOS. 3917 01:46:59,040 --> 01:46:59,840 Deep research. 3918 01:47:00,100 --> 01:47:00,880 It's funny. 3919 01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:01,540 Around Gemini. 3920 01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:01,720 Sorry. 3921 01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:03,010 Just thinking about that fella 3922 01:47:03,010 --> 01:47:03,420 there. 3923 01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:03,860 In a few minutes. 3924 01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:05,100 Isn't fucking real. 3925 01:47:05,140 --> 01:47:05,980 So that's what's happening. 3926 01:47:06,220 --> 01:47:06,440 Around. 3927 01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:06,780 Like. 3928 01:47:08,060 --> 01:47:08,800 He's just. 3929 01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:10,140 Held our attention. 3930 01:47:10,140 --> 01:47:10,980 For a few moments. 3931 01:47:11,060 --> 01:47:11,500 This guy. 3932 01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:11,820 This. 3933 01:47:12,020 --> 01:47:13,020 This sailor man. 3934 01:47:14,060 --> 01:47:14,850 And then that's the end of him 3935 01:47:14,850 --> 01:47:15,540 there. 3936 01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:17,480 We'll never see that guy again. 3937 01:47:17,560 --> 01:47:18,630 He wasn't even real to begin 3938 01:47:18,630 --> 01:47:19,000 with. 3939 01:47:20,420 --> 01:47:21,380 Starting today. 3940 01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:23,060 Gemini live capabilities. 3941 01:47:23,060 --> 01:47:23,800 Are free. 3942 01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:25,020 And rolling out. 3943 01:47:25,180 --> 01:47:26,280 Across Android and iOS. 3944 01:47:27,220 --> 01:47:27,880 Deep research. 3945 01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:29,380 There's no way that's free. 3946 01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:30,180 You'll have to pay. 3947 01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:30,600 Canvas. 3948 01:47:30,860 --> 01:47:31,830 Are getting their biggest 3949 01:47:31,830 --> 01:47:32,540 updates yet. 3950 01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:34,600 There's a new agent mode. 3951 01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:36,420 Coming from multi-step actions. 3952 01:47:36,480 --> 01:47:37,520 That you heard about earlier. 3953 01:47:38,140 --> 01:47:39,300 We're introducing Gemini in 3954 01:47:39,300 --> 01:47:40,000 Chrome. 3955 01:47:40,000 --> 01:47:41,480 To help you navigate the web. 3956 01:47:41,860 --> 01:47:43,300 And you can create stunning 3957 01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:44,040 images. 3958 01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:45,520 Gemini. 3959 01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:47,440 Using the new Imagine 4. 3960 01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:48,700 And VO3 models. 3961 01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:50,780 It's all coming together. 3962 01:47:50,780 --> 01:47:51,820 In the Gemini app. 3963 01:47:52,180 --> 01:47:53,280 As we work to deliver. 3964 01:47:53,660 --> 01:47:54,680 The most personal. 3965 01:47:55,260 --> 01:47:55,840 Proactive. 3966 01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:57,200 And powerful. 3967 01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:58,140 AI assistant. 3968 01:47:59,080 --> 01:47:59,600 And now. 3969 01:48:00,020 --> 01:48:01,060 To go into more detail. 3970 01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:02,150 About how these generative 3971 01:48:02,150 --> 01:48:02,600 models. 3972 01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:03,650 Are unlocking creative 3973 01:48:03,650 --> 01:48:04,360 expression. 3974 01:48:04,460 --> 01:48:05,520 Here's Jason. 3975 01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:11,820 Jason Baldridge is after you. 3976 01:48:12,300 --> 01:48:12,740 So. 3977 01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:13,660 We're creating. 3978 01:48:13,660 --> 01:48:15,000 These brand new. 3979 01:48:15,420 --> 01:48:16,100 Dreamscapes. 3980 01:48:16,100 --> 01:48:16,680 For you. 3981 01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:18,340 And all you gotta do. 3982 01:48:18,460 --> 01:48:19,340 Is use it. 3983 01:48:19,820 --> 01:48:21,060 And look at all the. 3984 01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:22,680 Wade through the mountains of 3985 01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:23,100 ads. 3986 01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:24,540 To get to the fucking thing. 3987 01:48:24,580 --> 01:48:25,300 That you want to do. 3988 01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:26,580 Making us. 3989 01:48:27,840 --> 01:48:28,440 Millions. 3990 01:48:28,580 --> 01:48:30,820 of billions of dollars. 3991 01:48:31,720 --> 01:48:32,000 Woo! 3992 01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:32,440 Woo! 3993 01:48:34,560 --> 01:48:41,510 Is Jason Baldridge even fucking 3994 01:48:41,510 --> 01:48:42,000 real? 3995 01:48:42,100 --> 01:48:44,190 Look, this could be another 3996 01:48:44,190 --> 01:48:46,740 hoodwink job. 3997 01:48:49,200 --> 01:48:50,370 That's, they've put AI hair on 3998 01:48:50,370 --> 01:48:52,160 him, maybe. 3999 01:48:55,940 --> 01:48:57,100 Thanks, Josh. 4000 01:48:57,720 --> 01:48:59,720 Lovely tune there. That's Jason 4001 01:48:59,720 --> 01:49:02,010 Baldridge's signature intro 4002 01:49:02,010 --> 01:49:04,180 theme tune, which might or 4003 01:49:04,180 --> 01:49:06,060 might not have been made by AI. 4004 01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:10,900 Thanks, Josh. 4005 01:49:12,200 --> 01:49:12,880 Whether you're a creator, a 4006 01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:15,590 musician, or filmmaker, generative 4007 01:49:15,590 --> 01:49:17,160 media is expanding the 4008 01:49:17,160 --> 01:49:19,360 boundaries of creativity. 4009 01:49:19,360 --> 01:49:21,680 Or a slob, generative media has 4010 01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:23,320 something for you. 4011 01:49:24,220 --> 01:49:25,540 By working closely with the 4012 01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:26,990 artistic community since the 4013 01:49:26,990 --> 01:49:28,530 very beginning, we continue to 4014 01:49:28,530 --> 01:49:30,090 build technology that empowers 4015 01:49:30,090 --> 01:49:31,560 their creative process. 4016 01:49:32,560 --> 01:49:34,250 For example, we worked with 4017 01:49:34,250 --> 01:49:35,990 musicians to develop Music AI 4018 01:49:35,990 --> 01:49:36,740 Sandbox. 4019 01:49:36,740 --> 01:49:38,140 You've got the Wycliffe, you've 4020 01:49:38,140 --> 01:49:39,490 got the Jinjin, you've got the 4021 01:49:39,490 --> 01:49:40,750 Shankar Madhavan, you've got 4022 01:49:40,750 --> 01:49:41,900 the Rodney Jerkins. 4023 01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:43,500 It's a tool for professionals 4024 01:49:43,500 --> 01:49:45,200 to explore the possibilities of 4025 01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:47,340 our generative music model, Lyria, 4026 01:49:47,340 --> 01:49:48,240 in their work. 4027 01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:50,100 Let's watch a clip starring the 4028 01:49:50,100 --> 01:49:52,110 legendary Grammy award-winning 4029 01:49:52,110 --> 01:49:54,460 singer and composer Shankar Mahadevan 4030 01:49:54,460 --> 01:49:56,520 putting Music AI Sandbox and Lyria 4031 01:49:56,520 --> 01:49:57,240 to use. 4032 01:49:57,240 --> 01:49:59,860 I'm Shankar Mahadevan and I'm a 4033 01:49:59,860 --> 01:50:01,750 music composer, singer, 4034 01:50:01,750 --> 01:50:04,160 producer, and a happy man. 4035 01:50:04,160 --> 01:50:06,780 Working in Sandbox is great. We 4036 01:50:06,780 --> 01:50:10,560 inputted our requirement and it 4037 01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:14,200 gave us a bed. We used that bed 4038 01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:17,500 and we came up with a song. 4039 01:50:17,500 --> 01:50:19,500 For a musician, it's such an 4040 01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:21,860 inspiring tool. You open a door 4041 01:50:21,860 --> 01:50:23,760 and you see, hey, there's 4042 01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:25,950 another room there. And then 4043 01:50:25,950 --> 01:50:27,970 you open one more door and you 4044 01:50:27,970 --> 01:50:30,140 see, one more room there. So 4045 01:50:30,140 --> 01:50:31,960 that's what AI does. 4046 01:50:31,960 --> 01:50:33,560 So then what do they do? Do 4047 01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:35,380 they retroactively go back and 4048 01:50:35,380 --> 01:50:36,840 then replace any of the AI 4049 01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:38,610 building blocks that they've 4050 01:50:38,610 --> 01:50:40,300 made with their own stuff? 4051 01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:42,680 But the soul of the fucking 4052 01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:45,540 piece is then lost, is it not? 4053 01:50:45,540 --> 01:50:48,110 Because it's been made, you 4054 01:50:48,110 --> 01:50:51,200 know, well, what would you do? 4055 01:50:51,200 --> 01:50:53,120 Artificially. 4056 01:50:53,120 --> 01:50:55,760 But then you're getting real 4057 01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:57,840 stuff off the back of the 4058 01:50:57,840 --> 01:51:01,120 artificial stuff. So... 4059 01:51:01,120 --> 01:51:03,350 I don't fucking know, man. I 4060 01:51:03,350 --> 01:51:04,460 don't know. 4061 01:51:04,460 --> 01:51:09,320 And that's great. 4062 01:51:10,460 --> 01:51:15,020 Uberoohoo. 4063 01:51:16,960 --> 01:51:17,440 Amazing. 4064 01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:27,420 Half the comments here are AI. 4065 01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:29,070 I hope not. RGA Coil. I'm 4066 01:51:29,070 --> 01:51:31,150 hoping that it never gets to 4067 01:51:31,150 --> 01:51:33,750 that way. I can't... I won't be 4068 01:51:33,750 --> 01:51:36,080 able to keep up with that. What 4069 01:51:36,080 --> 01:51:38,360 will happen if that's the case? 4070 01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:40,160 There's fucking fake AI 4071 01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,740 comments in this. 4072 01:51:41,860 --> 01:51:44,790 Who's to say maybe some people 4073 01:51:44,790 --> 01:51:48,090 are fucking pretending? Maybe 4074 01:51:48,090 --> 01:51:50,900 some people have got AI up and 4075 01:51:50,900 --> 01:51:53,720 running now and then they're 4076 01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:56,340 writing the comments. 4077 01:51:56,340 --> 01:51:57,970 Lear E2 is available today for 4078 01:51:57,970 --> 01:51:59,800 enterprises, YouTube creators, 4079 01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:02,520 and musicians. This focus on 4080 01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:04,200 collaboration carries over... 4081 01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:05,990 They're trying to get us into 4082 01:52:05,990 --> 01:52:08,070 shorts again, look. Fuck off 4083 01:52:08,070 --> 01:52:10,210 with your YouTube shorts, lads. 4084 01:52:10,210 --> 01:52:11,540 What's... 4085 01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:14,020 What am I gonna... What am I 4086 01:52:14,020 --> 01:52:16,750 gonna do with that? 60 seconds 4087 01:52:16,750 --> 01:52:18,100 is not enough. 4088 01:52:19,540 --> 01:52:21,500 - YouTube creators and 4089 01:52:21,500 --> 01:52:22,160 musicians. 4090 01:52:23,420 --> 01:52:24,330 This focus on collaboration 4091 01:52:24,330 --> 01:52:25,360 carries over 4092 01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:27,300 not just into what we build, 4093 01:52:27,300 --> 01:52:28,320 but how. 4094 01:52:28,320 --> 01:52:29,960 Right now, it's not easy for 4095 01:52:29,960 --> 01:52:31,500 people or organizations 4096 01:52:31,500 --> 01:52:34,380 to detect AI-generated images. 4097 01:52:34,380 --> 01:52:35,860 This will become only more true 4098 01:52:35,860 --> 01:52:37,240 as technology improves 4099 01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,470 and the music, audio, images, 4100 01:52:39,470 --> 01:52:40,300 and videos 4101 01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:42,360 become more lifelike. 4102 01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:43,750 So, we're continuing to 4103 01:52:43,750 --> 01:52:45,260 innovate in this space. 4104 01:52:46,380 --> 01:52:48,800 Two years ago, we pioneered SynthID, 4105 01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:50,860 which embeds, ugh, come on to 4106 01:52:50,860 --> 01:52:51,360 fuck. 4107 01:52:52,480 --> 01:52:53,640 Where's the beef? 4108 01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:55,720 Where's the meat? 4109 01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:57,470 - Film has always been this 4110 01:52:57,470 --> 01:52:58,600 deeply human act 4111 01:52:58,600 --> 01:52:59,970 of connecting people with each 4112 01:52:59,970 --> 01:53:00,920 other's stories. 4113 01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:02,170 - Oh, so they made a film out 4114 01:53:02,170 --> 01:53:02,440 of AI 4115 01:53:02,440 --> 01:53:03,800 and he's involved in it. 4116 01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:06,040 Some of the scenes were made 4117 01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:06,840 with AI. 4118 01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:09,170 - Video we could never capture 4119 01:53:09,170 --> 01:53:10,320 otherwise. 4120 01:53:10,320 --> 01:53:11,880 - But you didn't capture it. 4121 01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:14,680 You're saying we've got footage 4122 01:53:14,680 --> 01:53:16,210 that we could never capture 4123 01:53:16,210 --> 01:53:16,980 without AI, 4124 01:53:16,980 --> 01:53:18,060 but you didn't capture it. 4125 01:53:18,060 --> 01:53:19,180 - Generated video. - It's not 4126 01:53:19,180 --> 01:53:19,620 captured. 4127 01:53:19,620 --> 01:53:20,410 - We could never. - Just made 4128 01:53:20,410 --> 01:53:20,620 up. 4129 01:53:20,620 --> 01:53:22,810 - Vio is. - It's a made up 4130 01:53:22,810 --> 01:53:23,740 scene. 4131 01:53:23,740 --> 01:53:25,740 - Mr. The models. - It's alive. 4132 01:53:25,740 --> 01:53:26,550 - To be honest, I never thought 4133 01:53:26,550 --> 01:53:26,740 of. 4134 01:53:26,740 --> 01:53:28,500 - You're being sold alive. 4135 01:53:28,500 --> 01:53:29,390 - This was supposed to be a 4136 01:53:29,390 --> 01:53:29,860 checkup. 4137 01:53:29,860 --> 01:53:31,460 - Is my baby gonna be okay? 4138 01:53:31,460 --> 01:53:32,620 - We can do everything we can. 4139 01:53:32,620 --> 01:53:34,620 - Am I gonna be okay? 4140 01:53:34,620 --> 01:53:36,200 For every creature that came 4141 01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:37,020 before you. 4142 01:53:37,980 --> 01:53:40,780 From every star that died so 4143 01:53:40,780 --> 01:53:43,020 that you could begin. 4144 01:53:50,860 --> 01:53:52,140 Incredible work. 4145 01:53:54,140 --> 01:53:55,540 That got a big one. 4146 01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:57,360 That got a real big resounding 4147 01:53:57,360 --> 01:53:58,220 applause. 4148 01:54:01,700 --> 01:54:03,470 Eliza combined live action 4149 01:54:03,470 --> 01:54:05,020 performance with video 4150 01:54:05,020 --> 01:54:06,650 generated video like the 4151 01:54:06,650 --> 01:54:09,260 microscopic worlds, the cosmic 4152 01:54:09,260 --> 01:54:11,140 events and herself as a newborn. 4153 01:54:12,260 --> 01:54:12,740 Wow. 4154 01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:15,460 Just gonna fucking skip through 4155 01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:16,580 this here. 4156 01:54:18,220 --> 01:54:19,480 What was this? Give me a 4157 01:54:19,480 --> 01:54:20,500 fucking... 4158 01:54:21,300 --> 01:54:22,320 This is generative pictures of 4159 01:54:22,320 --> 01:54:24,150 a low angle 8 millimeter wide 4160 01:54:24,150 --> 01:54:25,900 lens shot hand shifting gears 4161 01:54:25,900 --> 01:54:27,260 in a shaky fast car. 4162 01:54:27,260 --> 01:54:29,010 Start to assemble all of those 4163 01:54:29,010 --> 01:54:30,140 clips together. 4164 01:54:30,940 --> 01:54:31,820 With a single prompt you can 4165 01:54:31,820 --> 01:54:33,500 describe what you want. 4166 01:54:33,940 --> 01:54:35,920 Including very precise camera... 4167 01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:38,350 I mean there's already a lot of 4168 01:54:38,350 --> 01:54:41,160 disdain for the media artifacts 4169 01:54:41,160 --> 01:54:42,360 of the day. 4170 01:54:42,520 --> 01:54:44,870 Even before AI had entered the 4171 01:54:44,870 --> 01:54:46,380 playing field. 4172 01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:48,300 Or AI had entered the chat as 4173 01:54:48,300 --> 01:54:49,180 they say. 4174 01:54:49,180 --> 01:54:50,340 Now... 4175 01:54:50,340 --> 01:54:52,020 You know... 4176 01:54:52,020 --> 01:54:53,750 I would have looked at this on 4177 01:54:53,750 --> 01:54:55,570 an advert for fucking whatever 4178 01:54:55,570 --> 01:54:56,140 it is. 4179 01:54:56,420 --> 01:54:57,180 Insurance or... 4180 01:54:58,660 --> 01:54:59,100 I don't know... 4181 01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:00,490 Pepperami or whatever meat 4182 01:55:00,490 --> 01:55:02,110 sticks or fucking shite they're 4183 01:55:02,110 --> 01:55:02,780 selling. 4184 01:55:03,380 --> 01:55:04,640 I would have said... 4185 01:55:04,640 --> 01:55:05,280 That's... 4186 01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:06,540 Look at that shite. 4187 01:55:06,700 --> 01:55:08,240 Just a load of fucking shite. 4188 01:55:08,360 --> 01:55:09,370 And now it's a load of shite 4189 01:55:09,370 --> 01:55:10,800 but it's not even real shite. 4190 01:55:10,860 --> 01:55:12,040 It's just made in a computer. 4191 01:55:12,620 --> 01:55:13,620 So in a way maybe hats off to 4192 01:55:13,620 --> 01:55:14,700 them for that. 4193 01:55:14,700 --> 01:55:16,830 At least they're not expanding 4194 01:55:16,830 --> 01:55:18,780 resources making shite. 4195 01:55:18,780 --> 01:55:20,780 But I mean even more... 4196 01:55:20,780 --> 01:55:22,200 The disdain has increased. 4197 01:55:22,580 --> 01:55:23,390 I think the disdain has 4198 01:55:23,390 --> 01:55:24,180 increased. 4199 01:55:24,540 --> 01:55:25,700 It puts everything... 4200 01:55:25,700 --> 01:55:26,700 AI Zig. 4201 01:55:26,780 --> 01:55:28,440 Thank you very much there for 4202 01:55:28,440 --> 01:55:29,120 the tip. 4203 01:55:29,580 --> 01:55:30,700 ...in place. 4204 01:55:31,320 --> 01:55:32,300 And I can keep iterating in the 4205 01:55:32,300 --> 01:55:33,320 scene builder. 4206 01:55:33,860 --> 01:55:34,940 Now here's where it gets really 4207 01:55:34,940 --> 01:55:35,560 exciting. 4208 01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:37,300 If I want to capture the next 4209 01:55:37,300 --> 01:55:38,600 shot of the scene. 4210 01:55:39,080 --> 01:55:41,010 I can just hit the plus icon to 4211 01:55:41,010 --> 01:55:42,140 create the next shot. 4212 01:55:42,880 --> 01:55:44,040 I can describe what I want to 4213 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,160 happen next. 4214 01:55:45,680 --> 01:55:46,800 Like adding a 10 foot tall 4215 01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:48,300 chicken in the backseat. 4216 01:55:48,820 --> 01:55:50,040 And Flo will do the rest. 4217 01:55:50,820 --> 01:55:52,220 The character consistency. 4218 01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:53,560 The scene consistency. 4219 01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:54,960 It just works. 4220 01:55:55,580 --> 01:55:56,970 And if something isn't oh quite 4221 01:55:56,970 --> 01:55:57,660 right. 4222 01:55:58,120 --> 01:55:58,700 No problem. 4223 01:55:59,320 --> 01:56:00,360 You can just... 4224 01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:01,340 Hear the voice. 4225 01:56:01,600 --> 01:56:01,960 Works. 4226 01:56:01,960 --> 01:56:04,040 And if something isn't oh quite 4227 01:56:04,040 --> 01:56:04,720 right. 4228 01:56:05,180 --> 01:56:05,760 No problem. 4229 01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:07,830 You can just go back in like 4230 01:56:07,830 --> 01:56:09,040 any other video tool. 4231 01:56:09,420 --> 01:56:10,240 And trim it up. 4232 01:56:10,360 --> 01:56:11,560 If it's not working for you. 4233 01:56:11,700 --> 01:56:13,130 I think basically the next few 4234 01:56:13,130 --> 01:56:14,570 years is just the exact same 4235 01:56:14,570 --> 01:56:16,130 presentation given by all the 4236 01:56:16,130 --> 01:56:16,960 companies. 4237 01:56:17,540 --> 01:56:19,380 But look at how better it looks 4238 01:56:19,380 --> 01:56:22,060 now with this brand new model. 4239 01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:27,340 But where is the big clincher? 4240 01:56:27,700 --> 01:56:28,640 You know the big kicker? 4241 01:56:29,060 --> 01:56:30,140 And it's sad to see. 4242 01:56:30,760 --> 01:56:31,780 It actually makes Google look 4243 01:56:31,780 --> 01:56:32,340 shite. 4244 01:56:32,340 --> 01:56:33,340 They're a behemoth. 4245 01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:34,860 And this... 4246 01:56:34,860 --> 01:56:36,170 This is what they're bringing 4247 01:56:36,170 --> 01:56:36,900 to the table. 4248 01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:37,800 Lads. 4249 01:56:38,340 --> 01:56:39,520 We've had this video shite for 4250 01:56:39,520 --> 01:56:40,600 a few years now. 4251 01:56:40,660 --> 01:56:41,610 Just because it's got a little 4252 01:56:41,610 --> 01:56:42,140 bit better. 4253 01:56:42,900 --> 01:56:44,320 You're meant to be the biggest 4254 01:56:44,320 --> 01:56:45,540 show in town. 4255 01:56:46,140 --> 01:56:47,140 And this is what you're fucking 4256 01:56:47,140 --> 01:56:48,320 showing the world. 4257 01:56:48,400 --> 01:56:48,660 Is it? 4258 01:56:50,900 --> 01:56:51,660 A chicken. 4259 01:56:51,800 --> 01:56:53,520 A flying fucking chicken on a 4260 01:56:53,520 --> 01:56:54,040 car. 4261 01:56:55,040 --> 01:56:55,840 Come on man. 4262 01:56:56,440 --> 01:56:57,680 You ran the world there for the 4263 01:56:57,680 --> 01:56:59,520 last 20 years Google. 4264 01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:01,490 This isn't going to run the 4265 01:57:01,490 --> 01:57:01,900 world. 4266 01:57:02,180 --> 01:57:03,060 Nobody's going to run that 4267 01:57:03,060 --> 01:57:03,540 world. 4268 01:57:03,940 --> 01:57:04,710 Nobody wants to be in that 4269 01:57:04,710 --> 01:57:05,200 world. 4270 01:57:05,900 --> 01:57:06,360 It's shit. 4271 01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:09,680 They're loving it though. 4272 01:57:09,740 --> 01:57:10,640 They're lapping it up. 4273 01:57:11,840 --> 01:57:12,660 Pretty awesome. 4274 01:57:12,880 --> 01:57:13,400 Pretty awesome. 4275 01:57:13,820 --> 01:57:14,340 I want you to hear... 4276 01:57:14,340 --> 01:57:14,960 Not pretty awesome. 4277 01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:17,600 It's not even awesome. 4278 01:57:18,660 --> 01:57:19,530 I've literally just given a 4279 01:57:19,530 --> 01:57:22,300 speech about how unawesome... 4280 01:57:22,300 --> 01:57:24,470 There's no awe involved in any 4281 01:57:24,470 --> 01:57:26,650 of the reception to that scene 4282 01:57:26,650 --> 01:57:27,420 there. 4283 01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:29,710 The chicken on the car flying 4284 01:57:29,710 --> 01:57:30,400 away. 4285 01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:31,640 No awe. 4286 01:57:32,340 --> 01:57:35,140 Absolutely zero percent. 4287 01:57:35,700 --> 01:57:37,880 Minus percent awe. 4288 01:57:39,460 --> 01:57:40,080 Disdain. 4289 01:57:41,080 --> 01:57:42,720 I'll hammer it home again lads. 4290 01:57:44,300 --> 01:57:45,540 Pretty disdainful. 4291 01:57:48,860 --> 01:57:49,780 Pretty awesome. 4292 01:57:49,980 --> 01:57:50,460 Pretty awesome. 4293 01:57:50,760 --> 01:57:51,940 I want you to hear just a few 4294 01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:53,270 words from a few of our AI 4295 01:57:53,270 --> 01:57:53,860 films. 4296 01:57:53,860 --> 01:57:56,130 People just say something is 4297 01:57:56,130 --> 01:57:57,380 the way it is. 4298 01:57:57,740 --> 01:57:58,620 And then... 4299 01:57:58,620 --> 01:57:59,260 Do you know if you have enough 4300 01:57:59,260 --> 01:57:59,680 power... 4301 01:58:01,040 --> 01:58:02,310 Then people just go along with 4302 01:58:02,310 --> 01:58:02,860 it. 4303 01:58:02,980 --> 01:58:03,440 Oh... 4304 01:58:03,440 --> 01:58:04,740 Maybe it is awesome. 4305 01:58:05,240 --> 01:58:06,540 Maybe that is awesome. 4306 01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:08,480 Like he's actually defining 4307 01:58:08,480 --> 01:58:10,660 what life is for some people. 4308 01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:11,970 I think there's some people out 4309 01:58:11,970 --> 01:58:12,840 there like... 4310 01:58:12,840 --> 01:58:13,620 Pretty awesome. 4311 01:58:13,840 --> 01:58:14,360 This is fucking class now. 4312 01:58:14,640 --> 01:58:15,600 I want you to hear just a few 4313 01:58:15,600 --> 01:58:16,680 words from a few of our AI 4314 01:58:16,680 --> 01:58:17,860 filmmakers... 4315 01:58:17,860 --> 01:58:19,140 And it would be across the 4316 01:58:19,140 --> 01:58:19,680 board. 4317 01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:20,560 Young and old. 4318 01:58:20,700 --> 01:58:20,860 You know. 4319 01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:22,680 To shape flow. 4320 01:58:23,100 --> 01:58:24,610 How they describe how it feels 4321 01:58:24,610 --> 01:58:25,420 using it. 4322 01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:26,710 And how they're making it even 4323 01:58:26,710 --> 01:58:27,220 better. 4324 01:58:27,600 --> 01:58:28,300 Let's take a watch. 4325 01:58:31,780 --> 01:58:31,910 I don't know if I'm on the 4326 01:58:31,910 --> 01:58:34,160 right path. 4327 01:58:34,160 --> 01:58:36,060 But I'm trying to find it. 4328 01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:37,920 I'm questioning. 4329 01:58:39,520 --> 01:58:40,120 Searching. 4330 01:58:40,660 --> 01:58:42,000 And then something shifts. 4331 01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:42,920 And... 4332 01:58:42,920 --> 01:58:44,620 And I'm not trying anymore. 4333 01:58:44,740 --> 01:58:45,460 I'm just doing. 4334 01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:49,200 And... 4335 01:58:49,200 --> 01:58:50,710 It's like they're describing 4336 01:58:50,710 --> 01:58:51,960 being in the flow state of 4337 01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:52,840 creativity. 4338 01:58:54,340 --> 01:58:55,770 But it just prompts into a 4339 01:58:55,770 --> 01:58:57,600 fucking GPU. 4340 01:58:57,900 --> 01:58:58,840 Into a... 4341 01:58:58,840 --> 01:58:59,620 Into a computer. 4342 01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:01,760 It goes to a warehouse full of 4343 01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:02,380 computers. 4344 01:59:04,160 --> 01:59:06,460 All the pieces start falling 4345 01:59:06,460 --> 01:59:08,520 into place. 4346 01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:13,830 It all feels pretty clear in my 4347 01:59:13,830 --> 01:59:14,740 head. 4348 01:59:15,740 --> 01:59:17,620 I see these like... 4349 01:59:17,620 --> 01:59:18,060 All right. 4350 01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:27,460 Like a woman, I want a fucking 4351 01:59:27,460 --> 01:59:27,840 woman. 4352 01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:29,280 She's got a lava lamp for a 4353 01:59:29,280 --> 01:59:29,820 torso. 4354 01:59:30,020 --> 01:59:31,160 She gets out of a car after 4355 01:59:31,160 --> 01:59:32,740 performing surgery in the back 4356 01:59:32,740 --> 01:59:33,640 of the fucking car. 4357 01:59:34,080 --> 01:59:35,420 Then they start doing pottery 4358 01:59:35,420 --> 01:59:36,900 and then it explodes. 4359 01:59:37,180 --> 01:59:38,290 And then a whale comes down and 4360 01:59:38,290 --> 01:59:39,300 shits on someone. 4361 01:59:39,300 --> 01:59:40,300 And everyone just fucking 4362 01:59:40,300 --> 01:59:41,060 starts laughing. 4363 01:59:41,200 --> 01:59:42,540 And then gummy bears come out 4364 01:59:42,540 --> 01:59:43,820 of some fella's arse. 4365 01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:47,680 And then a teddy with the face 4366 01:59:47,680 --> 01:59:51,520 of Rick Moranis falls asleep. 4367 01:59:51,980 --> 01:59:54,500 And he wakes up inside Princess 4368 01:59:54,500 --> 01:59:56,360 World, Narnia. 4369 01:59:56,540 --> 01:59:58,060 It's the new Disney film. 4370 01:59:58,520 --> 01:59:59,680 Irish Vegan Muscle Man. 4371 01:59:59,760 --> 02:00:00,500 Thank you very much for the 4372 02:00:00,500 --> 02:00:00,840 teddy. 4373 02:00:00,840 --> 02:00:02,670 These different worlds and it's 4374 02:00:02,670 --> 02:00:04,360 almost coming to life on their 4375 02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:04,660 own, 4376 02:00:04,660 --> 02:00:05,690 even though I know I'm in 4377 02:00:05,690 --> 02:00:07,040 control of that narrative. 4378 02:00:08,160 --> 02:00:08,960 It feels like it's almost 4379 02:00:08,960 --> 02:00:11,200 building upon itself at some 4380 02:00:11,200 --> 02:00:11,960 point. 4381 02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:14,940 You know, you could have an 4382 02:00:14,940 --> 02:00:16,720 infinite amount of endings to 4383 02:00:16,720 --> 02:00:17,660 your story. 4384 02:00:19,660 --> 02:00:20,620 So the work is in... 4385 02:00:20,620 --> 02:00:21,480 Where does it go? 4386 02:00:21,560 --> 02:00:22,510 You know, where does it go 4387 02:00:22,510 --> 02:00:23,360 after this then? 4388 02:00:23,480 --> 02:00:25,160 We've reached infinity 4389 02:00:25,160 --> 02:00:26,620 possibilities. 4390 02:00:27,560 --> 02:00:28,780 What's the next fucking step 4391 02:00:28,780 --> 02:00:29,780 after that? 4392 02:00:29,860 --> 02:00:32,260 They're only increasing the 4393 02:00:32,260 --> 02:00:34,680 realization that we're limited. 4394 02:00:35,640 --> 02:00:38,240 It's going to increase the rate 4395 02:00:38,240 --> 02:00:40,740 of existential crisis by, as 4396 02:00:40,740 --> 02:00:42,700 they say, 10x. 4397 02:00:42,940 --> 02:00:44,740 By 20,000x. 4398 02:00:45,380 --> 02:00:47,680 It's brick by brick by brick. 4399 02:00:48,300 --> 02:00:50,760 It blooms like a spontaneous 4400 02:00:50,760 --> 02:00:51,960 garden. 4401 02:00:53,020 --> 02:00:54,660 It grows naturally, fully 4402 02:00:54,660 --> 02:00:57,160 vibrant and complete. 4403 02:00:58,600 --> 02:01:00,280 I'm not forcing it. 4404 02:01:00,700 --> 02:01:01,300 I'm... 4405 02:01:01,300 --> 02:01:03,440 I'm just finding it. 4406 02:01:03,940 --> 02:01:05,310 And that's when I know I'm in 4407 02:01:05,310 --> 02:01:06,680 the right place. 4408 02:01:07,960 --> 02:01:09,580 That's as if it's someone who's 4409 02:01:09,580 --> 02:01:12,390 making a fucking song or doing 4410 02:01:12,390 --> 02:01:14,340 like a bit of art. 4411 02:01:15,440 --> 02:01:16,940 But it's prompt really, isn't 4412 02:01:16,940 --> 02:01:17,480 it? 4413 02:01:18,020 --> 02:01:18,860 That's... 4414 02:01:18,860 --> 02:01:20,610 It'll become an art form in and 4415 02:01:20,610 --> 02:01:21,400 of itself. 4416 02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:37,980 Not impressed, look. 4417 02:01:38,400 --> 02:01:39,800 Not impressed. 4418 02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:42,340 It don't work. 4419 02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:44,840 Not impressed now. 4420 02:01:45,980 --> 02:01:48,140 It's only shit. 4421 02:01:49,220 --> 02:01:51,010 I don't like the stuff you 4422 02:01:51,010 --> 02:01:52,300 showed. 4423 02:01:53,980 --> 02:01:55,200 So amazing. 4424 02:01:55,520 --> 02:01:55,800 Awesome. 4425 02:01:55,940 --> 02:01:57,680 And another lady on the phone 4426 02:01:57,680 --> 02:01:59,640 there not even bothered about 4427 02:01:59,640 --> 02:02:01,240 what's just gone on, look. 4428 02:02:01,940 --> 02:02:02,900 Just goes to show. 4429 02:02:03,740 --> 02:02:05,620 It really didn't land well. 4430 02:02:05,620 --> 02:02:07,750 Even with the disciples of the 4431 02:02:07,750 --> 02:02:08,880 Googletron. 4432 02:02:09,940 --> 02:02:11,100 Google 5000. 4433 02:02:11,320 --> 02:02:12,120 And then you've got this 4434 02:02:12,120 --> 02:02:13,280 situation right here. 4435 02:02:14,860 --> 02:02:15,540 It's a... 4436 02:02:15,540 --> 02:02:16,540 It's a... 4437 02:02:16,540 --> 02:02:31,140 Thank you very much there. 4438 02:02:34,880 --> 02:02:36,720 Thank you very much there. 4439 02:02:36,980 --> 02:02:37,420 AI. 4440 02:02:39,200 --> 02:02:39,580 Is meh. 4441 02:02:39,640 --> 02:02:41,040 Thank you very much there. 4442 02:02:42,620 --> 02:02:43,060 And... 4443 02:02:43,060 --> 02:02:44,500 Anaconda G. 4444 02:02:45,180 --> 02:02:46,540 Lovely slice of ham. 4445 02:02:47,620 --> 02:02:49,400 How ham you? 4446 02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:50,870 Thank you very much there for 4447 02:02:50,870 --> 02:02:51,340 the tip. 4448 02:02:51,820 --> 02:02:52,380 Anaconda G. 4449 02:02:52,460 --> 02:02:53,060 And AI. 4450 02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:55,020 Listening to you shite on. 4451 02:02:55,020 --> 02:02:55,020 Listening to you shite on. 4452 02:02:55,980 --> 02:02:57,820 While I work at my job. 4453 02:02:58,140 --> 02:02:59,390 That will soon be replaced by 4454 02:02:59,390 --> 02:03:00,900 AI's quite comforting. 4455 02:03:01,060 --> 02:03:01,380 Cheers. 4456 02:03:01,660 --> 02:03:02,440 Thank you very much. 4457 02:03:03,700 --> 02:03:04,100 For... 4458 02:03:04,100 --> 02:03:04,240 Yeah. 4459 02:03:04,300 --> 02:03:04,900 I mean look. 4460 02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,230 It's coming for everything isn't 4461 02:03:06,230 --> 02:03:06,520 it? 4462 02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:06,980 It will... 4463 02:03:06,980 --> 02:03:08,700 It will replace everything. 4464 02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:10,180 It'll all be AI. 4465 02:03:10,240 --> 02:03:11,040 It'll go to the shops. 4466 02:03:11,140 --> 02:03:11,920 It'll be AI. 4467 02:03:12,460 --> 02:03:13,700 Served by an AI. 4468 02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:16,070 There won't even be shops 4469 02:03:16,070 --> 02:03:17,240 anymore. 4470 02:03:17,240 --> 02:03:18,580 Because they're moving it 4471 02:03:18,580 --> 02:03:20,590 towards the whole fucking DoorDash 4472 02:03:20,590 --> 02:03:21,140 scenario. 4473 02:03:22,260 --> 02:03:23,740 The AI will get to a... 4474 02:03:23,740 --> 02:03:24,770 The shops will be a thing of 4475 02:03:24,770 --> 02:03:25,280 the past. 4476 02:03:26,500 --> 02:03:27,140 All... 4477 02:03:27,140 --> 02:03:28,660 They want us all... 4478 02:03:28,660 --> 02:03:29,860 I mean they don't want... 4479 02:03:29,860 --> 02:03:30,830 It's not like there's a 4480 02:03:30,830 --> 02:03:32,020 conspiracy but... 4481 02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:34,330 It's just the rapacious 4482 02:03:34,330 --> 02:03:36,540 movement of the gears of this 4483 02:03:36,540 --> 02:03:38,940 whole superstructure. 4484 02:03:38,940 --> 02:03:41,280 Moving at such a way is that 4485 02:03:41,280 --> 02:03:43,380 the reality... 4486 02:03:43,380 --> 02:03:44,530 The depressing reality will 4487 02:03:44,530 --> 02:03:45,620 happen without... 4488 02:03:45,620 --> 02:03:46,570 It doesn't even need to be 4489 02:03:46,570 --> 02:03:47,400 planned anymore. 4490 02:03:47,700 --> 02:03:47,960 Do you know? 4491 02:03:48,420 --> 02:03:49,520 And what's more... 4492 02:03:49,520 --> 02:03:51,340 AI will do all the fucking 4493 02:03:51,340 --> 02:03:53,440 donkey work to make sure that 4494 02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:55,460 we don't have any shops. 4495 02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:57,620 And we just have... 4496 02:03:57,620 --> 02:03:58,680 Stuff... 4497 02:03:58,680 --> 02:03:59,640 Delivered to us. 4498 02:03:59,680 --> 02:04:01,520 Because the AI realized that we 4499 02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:02,880 were out of... 4500 02:04:02,880 --> 02:04:03,360 Tea. 4501 02:04:04,200 --> 02:04:04,540 Do you know? 4502 02:04:04,700 --> 02:04:05,380 And where's the... 4503 02:04:05,380 --> 02:04:06,160 Where's the fun in that? 4504 02:04:06,240 --> 02:04:07,240 But then there'll be a fucking 4505 02:04:07,240 --> 02:04:08,220 pushback won't there? 4506 02:04:08,220 --> 02:04:09,740 There'll be a definite pushback. 4507 02:04:10,120 --> 02:04:10,440 Tupo. 4508 02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:11,520 Thank you very much for the tip. 4509 02:04:12,640 --> 02:04:12,960 Where... 4510 02:04:12,960 --> 02:04:13,640 We... 4511 02:04:13,640 --> 02:04:14,760 We go... 4512 02:04:14,760 --> 02:04:14,960 No. 4513 02:04:15,100 --> 02:04:16,040 I'm not buying into that. 4514 02:04:16,140 --> 02:04:17,390 I'm gonna go to the shop to buy 4515 02:04:17,390 --> 02:04:17,920 my tea. 4516 02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:18,740 Thank you very much. 4517 02:04:19,300 --> 02:04:20,640 And I'll fucking enjoy that. 4518 02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:22,620 That little walk out there. 4519 02:04:24,340 --> 02:04:25,820 I mean they're gonna create... 4520 02:04:25,820 --> 02:04:27,530 A generation that is not 4521 02:04:27,530 --> 02:04:29,500 healthy because we've been 4522 02:04:29,500 --> 02:04:32,080 catered to by the techno masses. 4523 02:04:32,580 --> 02:04:32,860 Do you know? 4524 02:04:35,180 --> 02:04:35,780 It's... 4525 02:04:35,780 --> 02:04:37,460 It'll be the downfall of 4526 02:04:37,460 --> 02:04:39,230 society without even any 4527 02:04:39,230 --> 02:04:40,200 planning. 4528 02:04:40,340 --> 02:04:41,440 It's not like a big fucking 4529 02:04:41,440 --> 02:04:41,900 plan. 4530 02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:43,460 As I said there a second ago. 4531 02:04:43,460 --> 02:04:44,460 I mean... 4532 02:04:44,460 --> 02:04:46,160 You can get conspiratorial 4533 02:04:46,160 --> 02:04:46,940 about it. 4534 02:04:47,560 --> 02:04:49,880 But it's just gonna happen. 4535 02:04:50,980 --> 02:04:53,420 And maybe we will actually have... 4536 02:04:54,860 --> 02:04:55,500 Gone... 4537 02:04:55,500 --> 02:04:56,820 To the next realm before it 4538 02:04:56,820 --> 02:04:57,940 gets totally shit. 4539 02:04:58,020 --> 02:04:59,420 That's the only... 4540 02:04:59,420 --> 02:05:00,820 Bit of... 4541 02:05:00,820 --> 02:05:02,370 Comfort I'm getting from it at 4542 02:05:02,370 --> 02:05:03,200 the moment. 4543 02:05:03,720 --> 02:05:04,060 Do you know? 4544 02:05:04,140 --> 02:05:05,770 And he looks fucking good in 4545 02:05:05,770 --> 02:05:06,960 that suit, doesn't he? 4546 02:05:08,340 --> 02:05:08,980 Fair play to him. 4547 02:05:11,400 --> 02:05:11,880 Uh... 4548 02:05:11,880 --> 02:05:12,400 Move on. 4549 02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:13,320 Is there anything else? 4550 02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:14,240 I don't think there's anything 4551 02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:14,520 else. 4552 02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:15,670 ...to bring their incredible 4553 02:05:15,670 --> 02:05:16,040 visions to life. 4554 02:05:16,700 --> 02:05:17,800 And that feeling of building, 4555 02:05:17,800 --> 02:05:18,760 of creating. 4556 02:05:19,260 --> 02:05:20,430 That's exactly what we want to 4557 02:05:20,430 --> 02:05:21,940 put in your hands today. 4558 02:05:22,400 --> 02:05:24,060 So I'm excited to share that we're 4559 02:05:24,060 --> 02:05:25,160 upgrading... 4560 02:05:25,160 --> 02:05:27,240 And two AI subscription plans 4561 02:05:27,240 --> 02:05:27,940 today. 4562 02:05:28,580 --> 02:05:29,860 We will have Google AI... 4563 02:05:29,860 --> 02:05:31,620 Here we are the hard sell. 4564 02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:33,080 You can... 4565 02:05:33,080 --> 02:05:34,340 And the good news... 4566 02:05:34,340 --> 02:05:36,440 All of this is completely free. 4567 02:05:36,780 --> 02:05:37,080 Hey! 4568 02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:38,630 But we also have our 4569 02:05:38,630 --> 02:05:41,080 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Advanced. 4588 02:06:06,460 --> 02:06:08,360 Then there's the Ultra plan. 4589 02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:10,240 It's for the trailblazers. 4590 02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:12,140 Ultra plan... 4591 02:06:12,140 --> 02:06:13,400 At a snip... 4592 02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:15,940 $250 a month. 4593 02:06:17,060 --> 02:06:18,320 The Pioneer... 4594 02:06:18,320 --> 02:06:19,350 What the fuck do you get for 4595 02:06:19,350 --> 02:06:19,700 that? 4596 02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:21,080 The big 250. 4597 02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:22,380 A month! 4598 02:06:22,380 --> 02:06:22,400 A month! 4599 02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:25,380 I suppose it's for people... 4600 02:06:25,380 --> 02:06:27,130 Who are in companies and shit 4601 02:06:27,130 --> 02:06:27,960 like that. 4602 02:06:29,880 --> 02:06:31,240 Deep think... 4603 02:06:31,240 --> 02:06:33,420 VO3 flow with VO... 4604 02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:34,420 WISC... 4605 02:06:34,420 --> 02:06:35,420 With highest limits. 4606 02:06:35,620 --> 02:06:36,460 Notebook... 4607 02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:37,540 Language model... 4608 02:06:37,540 --> 02:06:38,780 With highest limits. 4609 02:06:40,980 --> 02:06:42,780 And they were saying that... 4610 02:06:42,780 --> 02:06:43,360 You know... 4611 02:06:43,360 --> 02:06:44,710 The amount of energy being 4612 02:06:44,710 --> 02:06:45,780 wasted on... 4613 02:06:45,780 --> 02:06:46,800 Just people talking shite to 4614 02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:47,700 these things... 4615 02:06:47,700 --> 02:06:48,360 Is insane. 4616 02:06:49,020 --> 02:06:50,130 And then we're getting it in 4617 02:06:50,130 --> 02:06:52,020 the fucking neck... 4618 02:06:52,020 --> 02:06:53,280 For our emissions... 4619 02:06:53,280 --> 02:06:53,780 And our fucking... 4620 02:06:55,240 --> 02:06:56,080 I don't know... 4621 02:06:56,080 --> 02:06:57,720 Ecological indiscretions. 4622 02:06:57,720 --> 02:06:58,880 Here's... 4623 02:06:58,880 --> 02:07:00,120 Those of you who want... 4624 02:07:00,120 --> 02:07:02,720 Cutting edge AI from Google... 4625 02:07:02,720 --> 02:07:04,000 The plan comes... 4626 02:07:04,000 --> 02:07:06,020 With the highest rate limits... 4627 02:07:06,020 --> 02:07:07,680 The earliest access to new... 4628 02:07:07,680 --> 02:07:09,660 YouTube Premium is thrown in... 4629 02:07:09,660 --> 02:07:11,120 To the mix... 4630 02:07:11,120 --> 02:07:13,120 Well thank God for that... 4631 02:07:13,120 --> 02:07:14,330 Because you'd have to pay 20 4632 02:07:14,330 --> 02:07:14,960 euro... 4633 02:07:14,960 --> 02:07:15,960 To have that anyway... 4634 02:07:17,540 --> 02:07:17,960 Fucking scumbag... 4635 02:07:18,640 --> 02:07:20,270 Do you get that in the other 4636 02:07:20,270 --> 02:07:20,860 one? 4637 02:07:20,880 --> 02:07:22,300 No you don't get that one in... 4638 02:07:22,300 --> 02:07:23,560 You should have thrown in... 4639 02:07:23,560 --> 02:07:24,560 At least thrown in YouTube 4640 02:07:24,560 --> 02:07:25,640 Premium for that... 4641 02:07:25,640 --> 02:07:26,680 For 20 euro a month... 4642 02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:27,960 That's a steal then... 4643 02:07:28,960 --> 02:07:29,960 In a way... 4644 02:07:30,760 --> 02:07:31,420 Maybe not... 4645 02:07:31,420 --> 02:07:31,920 No it's not... 4646 02:07:31,920 --> 02:07:33,200 It's still not a steal... 4647 02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:33,600 It's... 4648 02:07:33,600 --> 02:07:34,960 It's a steal alright... 4649 02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:36,530 Google fucking stealing your 4650 02:07:36,530 --> 02:07:37,420 money... 4651 02:07:37,420 --> 02:07:38,420 Then... 4652 02:07:38,420 --> 02:07:40,100 Those of you who want... 4653 02:07:40,100 --> 02:07:42,260 Cutting edge AI from Google... 4654 02:07:42,260 --> 02:07:43,260 The plan comes... 4655 02:07:43,260 --> 02:07:44,420 With the... 4656 02:07:44,420 --> 02:07:45,260 This stream by the way... 4657 02:07:45,260 --> 02:07:46,260 Brought to you... 4658 02:07:46,260 --> 02:07:48,260 By Google... 4659 02:07:48,260 --> 02:07:55,640 Highest rate limit... 4660 02:07:55,640 --> 02:07:57,640 The earliest access... 4661 02:07:57,640 --> 02:07:59,060 To new features and products... 4662 02:07:59,060 --> 02:08:00,220 From across Google... 4663 02:08:00,220 --> 02:08:02,720 It's available in the US today... 4664 02:08:02,720 --> 02:08:04,440 And will be rolling it out... 4665 02:08:04,440 --> 02:08:04,720 Globally soon... 4666 02:08:04,720 --> 02:08:06,720 You can think of this... 4667 02:08:06,720 --> 02:08:07,720 Ultra plan... 4668 02:08:07,720 --> 02:08:08,720 In a massive... 4669 02:08:08,720 --> 02:08:10,860 Oh God... 4670 02:08:10,860 --> 02:08:12,320 I can't believe that I fucking... 4671 02:08:12,320 --> 02:08:14,720 Gave out about AI for a minute... 4672 02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:16,700 And then... 4673 02:08:16,700 --> 02:08:18,340 I've spent an hour maybe... 4674 02:08:18,340 --> 02:08:19,640 Looking at AI stuff... 4675 02:08:19,640 --> 02:08:21,160 Cannot fucking believe it... 4676 02:08:21,160 --> 02:08:22,400 Absolute... 4677 02:08:22,400 --> 02:08:24,520 Hypocrisy... 4678 02:08:24,520 --> 02:08:25,360 And... 4679 02:08:25,360 --> 02:08:26,580 Oh yeah... 4680 02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:27,160 There was a tech... 4681 02:08:27,160 --> 02:08:29,320 There was a tech demonstration... 4682 02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:31,100 That was... 4683 02:08:31,100 --> 02:08:32,000 That was a fail... 4684 02:08:32,000 --> 02:08:33,620 It was a tech fail... 4685 02:08:33,620 --> 02:08:34,320 Yes... 4686 02:08:35,020 --> 02:08:35,840 We love to see the tech 4687 02:08:35,840 --> 02:08:37,320 failures... 4688 02:08:37,320 --> 02:08:38,320 We love to see the tech 4689 02:08:38,320 --> 02:08:39,320 failures... 4690 02:08:39,320 --> 02:08:40,320 Live streaming glasses... 4691 02:08:40,320 --> 02:08:44,320 Let's see... 4692 02:08:44,320 --> 02:08:45,320 How they work... 4693 02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:46,320 In the most... 4694 02:08:46,320 --> 02:08:47,320 Hectic... 4695 02:08:47,320 --> 02:08:48,320 Environment possible... 4696 02:08:48,320 --> 02:08:49,320 Right now... 4697 02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:50,320 Backstage... 4698 02:08:50,320 --> 02:08:51,320 At IO... 4699 02:08:51,320 --> 02:08:52,320 Our very own... 4700 02:08:52,320 --> 02:08:53,320 Superwoman... 4701 02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:54,320 Nishta... 4702 02:08:54,320 --> 02:08:55,320 Is back there... 4703 02:08:55,320 --> 02:08:56,320 To show us... 4704 02:08:56,320 --> 02:08:57,320 How these glasses... 4705 02:08:57,320 --> 02:08:58,320 Work for real... 4706 02:08:58,320 --> 02:08:59,320 Let me send her a text now... 4707 02:08:59,320 --> 02:09:00,320 And let's get... 4708 02:09:00,320 --> 02:09:01,320 To be honest though... 4709 02:09:01,320 --> 02:09:02,320 I did want to see... 4710 02:09:02,320 --> 02:09:04,320 At least at this stage... 4711 02:09:04,320 --> 02:09:05,320 10 years after... 4712 02:09:05,320 --> 02:09:06,320 Maybe the fucking... 4713 02:09:06,320 --> 02:09:08,320 Initial Google Glass... 4714 02:09:08,320 --> 02:09:09,320 Product was brought to us... 4715 02:09:09,320 --> 02:09:12,320 I've never seen it in reality... 4716 02:09:12,320 --> 02:09:12,320 I... 4717 02:09:12,320 --> 02:09:13,320 You know... 4718 02:09:13,320 --> 02:09:14,320 Even for... 4719 02:09:14,320 --> 02:09:16,320 For doing a stream like this... 4720 02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:17,660 It would be handy to be able to 4721 02:09:17,660 --> 02:09:18,320 see... 4722 02:09:18,320 --> 02:09:19,320 Maybe it wouldn't... 4723 02:09:19,320 --> 02:09:19,320 But... 4724 02:09:19,320 --> 02:09:20,320 Cool... 4725 02:09:20,320 --> 02:09:21,430 To have the option of being 4726 02:09:21,430 --> 02:09:22,320 able to see... 4727 02:09:22,320 --> 02:09:23,320 You know... 4728 02:09:23,320 --> 02:09:24,320 The chat... 4729 02:09:24,320 --> 02:09:25,320 Chat... 4730 02:09:25,320 --> 02:09:26,320 Or any other information... 4731 02:09:26,320 --> 02:09:27,320 That's going on... 4732 02:09:27,320 --> 02:09:28,320 Without having to... 4733 02:09:28,320 --> 02:09:30,320 Clutter the fucking monitor... 4734 02:09:30,320 --> 02:09:31,320 But that's it... 4735 02:09:31,320 --> 02:09:33,320 And that still hasn't been done... 4736 02:09:33,320 --> 02:09:34,320 Still hasn't been done... 4737 02:09:34,320 --> 02:09:35,320 Nobody has done that... 4738 02:09:35,320 --> 02:09:36,320 And you'd think that... 4739 02:09:36,320 --> 02:09:38,320 That would be the most simple... 4740 02:09:39,320 --> 02:09:40,320 Thing to do now... 4741 02:09:40,320 --> 02:09:41,320 Of all the technology they have... 4742 02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:43,320 But they just haven't done it... 4743 02:09:44,320 --> 02:09:44,320 They're... 4744 02:09:44,320 --> 02:09:45,320 They're... 4745 02:09:45,320 --> 02:09:46,320 They're more focused on this... 4746 02:09:46,320 --> 02:09:47,320 I don't know what they're... 4747 02:09:47,320 --> 02:09:48,320 They're fucking thinking... 4748 02:09:48,320 --> 02:09:49,320 With this... 4749 02:09:49,320 --> 02:09:51,220 They want people now... 4750 02:09:51,220 --> 02:09:52,100 To be wearing... 4751 02:09:52,100 --> 02:09:54,140 Glasses with cameras in them... 4752 02:09:54,140 --> 02:09:54,320 You know... 4753 02:09:55,320 --> 02:09:57,260 That's what they're after now... 4754 02:09:57,260 --> 02:09:57,820 Skellington... 4755 02:09:57,820 --> 02:09:59,320 Thank you very much there... 4756 02:09:59,320 --> 02:10:00,320 For the... 4757 02:10:00,320 --> 02:10:01,740 For the tip... 4758 02:10:01,740 --> 02:10:02,500 Watching this... 4759 02:10:02,500 --> 02:10:03,530 While helping to build more 4760 02:10:03,530 --> 02:10:04,440 data centers... 4761 02:10:04,440 --> 02:10:05,180 For these... 4762 02:10:05,180 --> 02:10:06,600 AI knob... 4763 02:10:06,600 --> 02:10:06,960 Jockeys... 4764 02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:07,600 Thank you very much... 4765 02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:08,320 And Captain... 4766 02:10:08,320 --> 02:10:09,680 Sack as well... 4767 02:10:09,680 --> 02:10:10,320 Started... 4768 02:10:14,320 --> 02:10:15,320 Hey everyone... 4769 02:10:15,320 --> 02:10:16,320 Right now... 4770 02:10:16,320 --> 02:10:17,320 You should be seeing... 4771 02:10:17,320 --> 02:10:18,320 Exactly what I'm seeing... 4772 02:10:18,320 --> 02:10:19,320 Through the lens of my... 4773 02:10:19,320 --> 02:10:20,320 Android XR glasses... 4774 02:10:20,320 --> 02:10:21,770 Like my delicious coffee over 4775 02:10:21,770 --> 02:10:22,320 here... 4776 02:10:22,320 --> 02:10:24,320 And that text from Shuram... 4777 02:10:24,320 --> 02:10:25,320 That just came in... 4778 02:10:25,320 --> 02:10:26,320 Let's see what he said... 4779 02:10:26,320 --> 02:10:27,320 Alright... 4780 02:10:27,320 --> 02:10:30,320 It's definitely show time... 4781 02:10:30,320 --> 02:10:32,320 So I'm gonna launch Gemini... 4782 02:10:32,320 --> 02:10:33,320 And get us going... 4783 02:10:33,320 --> 02:10:35,320 Send Shuram a text... 4784 02:10:35,320 --> 02:10:36,320 That I'm getting started... 4785 02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:37,320 And silence my notifications... 4786 02:10:37,320 --> 02:10:38,320 Please... 4787 02:10:38,320 --> 02:10:39,320 Okay... 4788 02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:40,320 I've sent that message to him... 4789 02:10:40,320 --> 02:10:40,710 And muted all your 4790 02:10:40,710 --> 02:10:41,320 notifications... 4791 02:10:41,320 --> 02:10:42,320 Perfect... 4792 02:10:42,320 --> 02:10:43,320 Okay... 4793 02:10:43,320 --> 02:10:44,320 I've sent that message to him... 4794 02:10:44,320 --> 02:10:44,760 And muted all your 4795 02:10:44,760 --> 02:10:45,320 notifications... 4796 02:10:45,320 --> 02:10:46,320 Perfect... 4797 02:10:46,320 --> 02:10:47,320 Oh hey Nishta... 4798 02:10:47,320 --> 02:10:48,320 Hey Dieter... 4799 02:10:48,320 --> 02:10:49,320 I see the lights on... 4800 02:10:49,320 --> 02:10:50,320 On your glasses... 4801 02:10:50,320 --> 02:10:52,320 So I think it's safe to say... 4802 02:10:52,320 --> 02:10:53,320 That we're live right now... 4803 02:10:53,320 --> 02:10:54,320 Yes... 4804 02:10:54,320 --> 02:10:55,320 We're officially on... 4805 02:10:55,320 --> 02:10:56,320 With the IO crew... 4806 02:10:56,320 --> 02:10:57,320 Hey everybody... 4807 02:10:57,320 --> 02:10:58,320 It is pretty great to see IO... 4808 02:10:58,320 --> 02:10:59,320 From this angle... 4809 02:10:59,320 --> 02:11:00,320 Nishta... 4810 02:11:00,320 --> 02:11:01,320 You promised me... 4811 02:11:01,320 --> 02:11:02,320 I could get my own pair... 4812 02:11:02,320 --> 02:11:03,320 Of Android XR glasses... 4813 02:11:03,320 --> 02:11:04,320 If I helped out back here... 4814 02:11:04,320 --> 02:11:05,320 So... 4815 02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:06,320 What do you say... 4816 02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:07,320 Of course... 4817 02:11:07,320 --> 02:11:08,320 Let's get coffee after this... 4818 02:11:08,320 --> 02:11:08,840 And I'll bring you those 4819 02:11:08,840 --> 02:11:09,320 glasses... 4820 02:11:09,320 --> 02:11:10,320 Awesome... 4821 02:11:10,320 --> 02:11:11,320 We'll see you then... 4822 02:11:11,320 --> 02:11:12,320 Good luck... 4823 02:11:12,320 --> 02:11:13,320 Thank you... 4824 02:11:13,320 --> 02:11:14,320 It was good... 4825 02:11:14,320 --> 02:11:15,320 In fairness... 4826 02:11:15,320 --> 02:11:15,940 It was good acting from that 4827 02:11:15,940 --> 02:11:16,320 buck... 4828 02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:17,320 It was believable... 4829 02:11:17,320 --> 02:11:18,320 You know... 4830 02:11:18,320 --> 02:11:19,320 There's a ton going on... 4831 02:11:19,320 --> 02:11:19,840 And here is where it starts to 4832 02:11:19,840 --> 02:11:20,320 glitch out... 4833 02:11:20,320 --> 02:11:21,320 Look... 4834 02:11:21,320 --> 02:11:22,320 It... 4835 02:11:22,320 --> 02:11:23,320 It's lovely to see... 4836 02:11:23,320 --> 02:11:24,320 Here... 4837 02:11:24,320 --> 02:11:25,320 So... 4838 02:11:25,320 --> 02:11:26,320 Thank you very much there again... 4839 02:11:26,320 --> 02:11:27,320 Captain Saks... 4840 02:11:27,320 --> 02:11:28,320 Let's get coffee after this... 4841 02:11:28,320 --> 02:11:28,840 And I'll bring you those 4842 02:11:28,840 --> 02:11:29,320 glasses... 4843 02:11:29,320 --> 02:11:30,320 Awesome... 4844 02:11:30,320 --> 02:11:31,320 We'll see you then... 4845 02:11:31,320 --> 02:11:32,320 Good luck... 4846 02:11:32,320 --> 02:11:33,320 Thank you... 4847 02:11:33,320 --> 02:11:33,890 There's a ton going on 4848 02:11:33,890 --> 02:11:34,320 backstage... 4849 02:11:34,320 --> 02:11:35,320 And... 4850 02:11:35,320 --> 02:11:36,320 Is that pro basketball player... 4851 02:11:36,320 --> 02:11:37,320 Yannis... 4852 02:11:37,320 --> 02:11:38,320 Wearing our glasses? 4853 02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:39,320 I love them... 4854 02:11:39,320 --> 02:11:40,320 These please... 4855 02:11:40,320 --> 02:11:41,320 Both of my hands... 4856 02:11:41,320 --> 02:11:42,320 For double high fives... 4857 02:11:42,320 --> 02:11:44,320 Nice... 4858 02:11:44,320 --> 02:11:45,320 Let me keep showing you guys... 4859 02:11:45,320 --> 02:11:47,320 What these glasses can do... 4860 02:11:47,320 --> 02:11:48,440 I've been curious about this 4861 02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:49,320 photo wall... 4862 02:11:49,320 --> 02:11:50,320 All day... 4863 02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:51,320 Like... 4864 02:11:51,320 --> 02:11:53,320 What band is this... 4865 02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:54,620 And how are they connected to 4866 02:11:54,620 --> 02:11:55,320 this place? 4867 02:11:55,320 --> 02:11:59,320 This... 4868 02:11:59,320 --> 02:12:01,320 This isn't working now... 4869 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:02,320 Because right at the moment... 4870 02:12:02,320 --> 02:12:04,320 Where I'm laughing... 4871 02:12:04,320 --> 02:12:04,820 At their... 4872 02:12:04,820 --> 02:12:06,020 This is a real... 4873 02:12:06,020 --> 02:12:07,320 Fucking embarrassing moment... 4874 02:12:07,320 --> 02:12:09,320 Because I'm laughing at their... 4875 02:12:09,320 --> 02:12:09,320 Stream... 4876 02:12:10,100 --> 02:12:11,260 Or their presentation... 4877 02:12:11,260 --> 02:12:12,320 Glitching and going tits up... 4878 02:12:13,320 --> 02:12:14,320 And the reality is... 4879 02:12:14,320 --> 02:12:16,320 My own stream... 4880 02:12:16,320 --> 02:12:18,320 Is fucking glitching... 4881 02:12:18,320 --> 02:12:19,320 At the same time... 4882 02:12:22,320 --> 02:12:23,320 I... 4883 02:12:24,320 --> 02:12:25,320 Have been done... 4884 02:12:25,320 --> 02:12:26,320 I've just been done... 4885 02:12:26,320 --> 02:12:27,320 By... 4886 02:12:27,320 --> 02:12:28,380 These lads over at the fucking 4887 02:12:28,380 --> 02:12:29,320 Google sphere... 4888 02:12:29,320 --> 02:12:30,320 Maybe they're watching... 4889 02:12:30,320 --> 02:12:31,320 Maybe they got wind of it... 4890 02:12:31,320 --> 02:12:32,320 You wouldn't even know... 4891 02:12:32,320 --> 02:12:33,320 Maybe it's an AI thing... 4892 02:12:33,320 --> 02:12:34,320 Obviously... 4893 02:12:34,320 --> 02:12:35,560 They fucking took my video down 4894 02:12:35,560 --> 02:12:36,320 before... 4895 02:12:36,320 --> 02:12:38,320 Because they saw... 4896 02:12:38,320 --> 02:12:38,320 They heard... 4897 02:12:38,320 --> 02:12:39,320 The AI had heard... 4898 02:12:39,320 --> 02:12:41,320 That I'd said something dodgy... 4899 02:12:41,320 --> 02:12:42,320 About... 4900 02:12:42,320 --> 02:12:42,320 You know... 4901 02:12:42,320 --> 02:12:44,320 Vaccinations back in 2020... 4902 02:12:44,320 --> 02:12:44,320 And I was... 4903 02:12:44,320 --> 02:12:45,320 That was only a... 4904 02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:46,320 A hypothetical... 4905 02:12:46,320 --> 02:12:47,320 I was having at home... 4906 02:12:47,320 --> 02:12:48,320 But they didn't care... 4907 02:12:48,320 --> 02:12:50,320 So what's to say... 4908 02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:51,320 There's an AI... 4909 02:12:51,320 --> 02:12:52,320 Probably watching this now... 4910 02:12:52,320 --> 02:12:53,320 Or listening in... 4911 02:12:53,320 --> 02:12:54,320 For me taking the pace... 4912 02:12:54,320 --> 02:12:55,320 Out of Google... 4913 02:12:55,320 --> 02:12:56,320 And then... 4914 02:12:56,320 --> 02:12:57,320 They're sabotaging... 4915 02:12:57,320 --> 02:12:58,320 My stream... 4916 02:12:58,320 --> 02:12:58,320 As well... 4917 02:12:58,320 --> 02:12:59,320 At the same time... 4918 02:12:59,320 --> 02:13:00,320 To this place... 4919 02:13:00,320 --> 02:13:01,320 Like... 4920 02:13:01,320 --> 02:13:03,320 What band is this... 4921 02:13:03,320 --> 02:13:04,320 And... 4922 02:13:04,320 --> 02:13:05,320 How are they connected... 4923 02:13:05,320 --> 02:13:06,320 To this place... 4924 02:13:06,320 --> 02:13:07,320 Lovely... 4925 02:13:07,320 --> 02:13:08,320 It's glitching... 4926 02:13:08,320 --> 02:13:09,320 It's glitching... 4927 02:13:09,320 --> 02:13:10,320 That... 4928 02:13:10,320 --> 02:13:11,320 Count... 4929 02:13:11,320 --> 02:13:12,320 In... 4930 02:13:12,320 --> 02:13:13,320 Quote... 4931 02:13:13,320 --> 02:13:14,320 A... 4932 02:13:14,320 --> 02:13:15,320 Legend... 4933 02:13:15,320 --> 02:13:16,320 Rock... 4934 02:13:16,320 --> 02:13:17,320 And... 4935 02:13:17,320 --> 02:13:18,320 Ha... 4936 02:13:18,320 --> 02:13:19,320 That... 4937 02:13:19,320 --> 02:13:20,320 Count... 4938 02:13:20,320 --> 02:13:21,320 In... 4939 02:13:21,320 --> 02:13:22,320 Quote... 4940 02:13:22,320 --> 02:13:23,320 A... 4941 02:13:23,320 --> 02:13:24,320 Legend... 4942 02:13:24,320 --> 02:13:25,320 Beat... 4943 02:13:25,320 --> 02:13:26,320 Rock... 4944 02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:27,320 Band... 4945 02:13:27,320 --> 02:13:28,320 And... 4946 02:13:28,320 --> 02:13:29,320 Yeah... 4947 02:13:29,320 --> 02:13:30,320 Shoreline Amphitheater... 4948 02:13:30,320 --> 02:13:31,320 Which are often seen as... 4949 02:13:31,320 --> 02:13:33,320 Homecoming shows for the band... 4950 02:13:33,320 --> 02:13:34,320 I mean... 4951 02:13:34,320 --> 02:13:35,320 Counting Crows... 4952 02:13:35,320 --> 02:13:36,320 Like... 4953 02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:37,320 Pff... 4954 02:13:37,320 --> 02:13:38,320 Would you say... 4955 02:13:38,320 --> 02:13:39,320 Legendary... 4956 02:13:39,320 --> 02:13:40,320 Like... 4957 02:13:40,320 --> 02:13:41,320 I don't know... 4958 02:13:41,320 --> 02:13:41,320 Where... 4959 02:13:41,320 --> 02:13:42,320 Where are the hits? 4960 02:13:42,320 --> 02:13:43,320 Where are the hits? 4961 02:13:43,320 --> 02:13:44,320 There's... 4962 02:13:44,320 --> 02:13:45,320 One song wasn't there... 4963 02:13:45,320 --> 02:13:46,320 That played... 4964 02:13:46,320 --> 02:13:47,320 It wasn't... 4965 02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:48,320 It wasn't like a smash... 4966 02:13:48,320 --> 02:13:49,320 Wasn't a fucking smash at all... 4967 02:13:49,320 --> 02:13:51,320 No way... 4968 02:13:51,320 --> 02:13:52,700 Can you show me a photo of one 4969 02:13:52,700 --> 02:13:54,320 of their performances here? 4970 02:13:56,320 --> 02:13:57,320 Sure... 4971 02:13:57,320 --> 02:13:58,320 Here's one... 4972 02:13:58,320 --> 02:13:59,590 Want me to play one of their 4973 02:13:59,590 --> 02:14:00,320 songs? 4974 02:14:00,320 --> 02:14:01,320 I'd love that... 4975 02:14:01,320 --> 02:14:02,280 I can listen while I make my 4976 02:14:02,280 --> 02:14:03,320 way to the stage... 4977 02:14:06,320 --> 02:14:07,320 Ha... 4978 02:14:07,320 --> 02:14:08,320 Great... 4979 02:14:08,320 --> 02:14:09,300 Here's Under the Aurora by 4980 02:14:09,300 --> 02:14:10,320 Counting Crows... 4981 02:14:11,320 --> 02:14:12,320 Okay... 4982 02:14:12,320 --> 02:14:13,640 Who's ready to see these 4983 02:14:13,640 --> 02:14:14,320 glasses? 4984 02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:15,320 Here comes Mr. 4985 02:14:15,320 --> 02:14:16,320 Hey everyone... 4986 02:14:16,320 --> 02:14:16,750 Thanks for that star-studded 4987 02:14:16,750 --> 02:14:17,320 behind the scenes look... 4988 02:14:17,320 --> 02:14:18,320 By the way... 4989 02:14:18,320 --> 02:14:18,880 Do you want to book that coffee 4990 02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:19,320 with Dieter now? 4991 02:14:19,320 --> 02:14:20,320 Yes... 4992 02:14:20,320 --> 02:14:20,750 The crew actually gave me some 4993 02:14:20,750 --> 02:14:21,320 awesome coffee backstage... 4994 02:14:21,320 --> 02:14:22,320 So let me try something fun... 4995 02:14:22,320 --> 02:14:23,320 Gemini... 4996 02:14:23,320 --> 02:14:24,750 What was the name of the coffee 4997 02:14:24,750 --> 02:14:26,320 shop on the cup I had earlier? 4998 02:14:26,320 --> 02:14:27,320 Hmm... 4999 02:14:27,320 --> 02:14:28,320 That might have been Bloomsgiving... 5000 02:14:28,320 --> 02:14:29,320 From what I can tell... 5001 02:14:29,320 --> 02:14:30,320 It's a vibrant... 5002 02:14:30,320 --> 02:14:31,320 Coffee shop on Castro Street... 5003 02:14:31,320 --> 02:14:31,320 Great memory... 5004 02:14:31,320 --> 02:14:32,320 Great memory... 5005 02:14:32,320 --> 02:14:33,320 Uh... 5006 02:14:33,320 --> 02:14:34,320 Bloomsgiving is after you... 5007 02:14:34,320 --> 02:14:34,930 Vibrant coffee shop on Castro 5008 02:14:34,930 --> 02:14:35,320 Street... 5009 02:14:35,320 --> 02:14:36,320 Great memory... 5010 02:14:36,320 --> 02:14:37,320 Uh... 5011 02:14:37,320 --> 02:14:38,320 Bloomsgiving is after you... 5012 02:14:38,320 --> 02:14:38,930 Vibrant coffee shop on Castro 5013 02:14:38,930 --> 02:14:39,320 Street... 5014 02:14:39,320 --> 02:14:40,320 Great memory... 5015 02:14:40,320 --> 02:14:41,320 Uh... 5016 02:14:41,320 --> 02:14:42,320 Bloomsgiving is after you... 5017 02:14:42,320 --> 02:14:43,320 Great memory... 5018 02:14:43,320 --> 02:14:44,320 Uh... 5019 02:14:44,320 --> 02:14:45,320 Uh... 5020 02:14:45,320 --> 02:14:46,320 Bloomsgiving is after you... 5021 02:14:46,320 --> 02:14:47,320 Great memory... 5022 02:14:47,320 --> 02:14:48,320 Uh... 5023 02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:49,320 Bloomsgiving is after you... 5024 02:14:49,320 --> 02:14:50,320 Uh... 5025 02:14:50,320 --> 02:14:51,320 Bloomsgiving is after you... 5026 02:14:51,320 --> 02:14:55,520 memory. Bloomsgiving is after 5027 02:14:55,520 --> 02:14:57,700 you. Vibrant coffee shop on 5028 02:14:57,700 --> 02:14:59,600 Castro Street. Great 5029 02:14:59,600 --> 02:15:04,320 memory. Can you show me the 5030 02:15:04,320 --> 02:15:08,180 photos of that cafe? I want to 5031 02:15:08,180 --> 02:15:12,060 check out the vibes. The 5032 02:15:12,060 --> 02:15:15,490 vibes want to be checked out. 5033 02:15:15,490 --> 02:15:17,400 Definitely. Do these photos 5034 02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:19,440 from maps help? Oh I know 5035 02:15:19,440 --> 02:15:20,820 that spot. It's a flower shop 5036 02:15:20,820 --> 02:15:22,010 as well as a coffee shop but it 5037 02:15:22,010 --> 02:15:23,620 is downtown. Oh my god imagine 5038 02:15:23,620 --> 02:15:24,360 fucking 5039 02:15:24,360 --> 02:15:25,740 having conversations with 5040 02:15:25,740 --> 02:15:27,270 people and just having like 5041 02:15:27,270 --> 02:15:29,260 pictures of Google reviews and 5042 02:15:29,260 --> 02:15:30,880 images overlaid 5043 02:15:30,880 --> 02:15:33,340 on reality itself. How fucking 5044 02:15:33,340 --> 02:15:35,610 ignorant? Do you know? How 5045 02:15:35,610 --> 02:15:38,500 fucking ignorant? Oh. Hmm okay. 5046 02:15:38,500 --> 02:15:39,540 Gemini show 5047 02:15:39,540 --> 02:15:41,840 me what it would take to walk 5048 02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:44,750 here. Getting those directions 5049 02:15:44,750 --> 02:15:47,250 now. It'll take you about an 5050 02:15:47,250 --> 02:15:49,080 hour. Okay. 5051 02:15:49,080 --> 02:15:51,020 I can get some steps in and 5052 02:15:51,020 --> 02:15:53,420 these heads up directions and a 5053 02:15:53,420 --> 02:15:55,540 full 3D map should make it 5054 02:15:55,540 --> 02:15:56,480 super easy. 5055 02:16:04,280 --> 02:16:01,720 Look I'd be lying if I wasn't 5056 02:16:01,720 --> 02:16:05,830 said I'm I am slightly 5057 02:16:05,830 --> 02:16:11,270 impressed with how you know you'd 5058 02:16:11,270 --> 02:16:12,160 have all that 5059 02:16:12,160 --> 02:16:13,850 information. You don't have to 5060 02:16:13,850 --> 02:16:15,510 look at your phone. But the uh 5061 02:16:15,510 --> 02:16:17,060 the fact of the matter is it'll 5062 02:16:17,060 --> 02:16:17,940 probably be 5063 02:16:17,940 --> 02:16:20,470 too pricey to have. It's still 5064 02:16:20,470 --> 02:16:22,620 not there yet. It's all this is 5065 02:16:22,620 --> 02:16:25,030 all just Google's applications 5066 02:16:25,030 --> 02:16:26,200 on it. I mean 5067 02:16:26,200 --> 02:16:28,200 you you'd want these things to 5068 02:16:28,200 --> 02:16:30,360 be fucking hacked. You'd want 5069 02:16:30,360 --> 02:16:33,080 to hack it. You want to have 5070 02:16:33,080 --> 02:16:33,520 custom 5071 02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:35,110 fucking software and firmware 5072 02:16:35,110 --> 02:16:36,370 on it. That wouldn't be 5073 02:16:36,370 --> 02:16:38,810 available because as it is 5074 02:16:38,810 --> 02:16:41,010 everything is so cloud-based 5075 02:16:41,010 --> 02:16:42,940 now that it's just not going to 5076 02:16:42,940 --> 02:16:44,890 happen. The glasses as well are 5077 02:16:44,890 --> 02:16:47,730 too big. And fucking uh the 5078 02:16:47,730 --> 02:16:48,720 what you 5079 02:16:48,720 --> 02:16:50,900 call the frames are too wide. 5080 02:16:50,900 --> 02:16:53,070 And so stylistically it's not 5081 02:16:53,070 --> 02:16:55,170 there. You don't have any you 5082 02:16:55,170 --> 02:16:57,620 don't have a choice. Go ahead 5083 02:16:57,620 --> 02:17:00,150 and send Dieter an invite for 5084 02:17:00,150 --> 02:17:03,000 that cafe and get coffee at 3pm 5085 02:17:03,000 --> 02:17:03,920 today. 5086 02:17:07,680 --> 02:17:09,110 I'll send out that invite now. 5087 02:17:09,110 --> 02:17:11,410 Enjoy the coffee. As you saw 5088 02:17:11,410 --> 02:17:15,640 Gemini helped Nishter search 5089 02:17:15,640 --> 02:17:20,400 what she sees. Remember details 5090 02:17:20,400 --> 02:17:25,220 like the coffee tuk- coffee cup. 5091 02:17:25,220 --> 02:17:29,680 Book an event even navigate. 5092 02:17:29,680 --> 02:17:31,570 All without taking her phone 5093 02:17:31,570 --> 02:17:34,010 out of her pocket. I'm even 5094 02:17:34,010 --> 02:17:35,430 wearing the glasses right now 5095 02:17:35,430 --> 02:17:36,000 too. 5096 02:17:36,000 --> 02:17:38,660 There might and it's such a pre 5097 02:17:38,660 --> 02:17:41,190 a real formulaic presentorial 5098 02:17:41,190 --> 02:17:43,550 style. There is no uh there's 5099 02:17:43,550 --> 02:17:45,200 no heart in the delivery. 5100 02:17:47,120 --> 02:17:49,320 So you know they can fucking go 5101 02:17:49,320 --> 02:17:53,060 balls to the wall on their AI 5102 02:17:53,060 --> 02:17:57,090 toys and whatnot but just get 5103 02:17:57,090 --> 02:17:59,040 so get someone who can 5104 02:17:59,040 --> 02:18:01,310 Can get on a stage and who 5105 02:18:01,310 --> 02:18:03,110 people find amusing 5106 02:18:03,110 --> 02:18:06,080 entertaining or captivating or 5107 02:18:06,080 --> 02:18:08,000 engaging in some way. 5108 02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:09,610 But uh when you're going off a 5109 02:18:09,610 --> 02:18:11,330 fucking script like this fella 5110 02:18:11,330 --> 02:18:12,920 obviously is it just doesn't 5111 02:18:12,920 --> 02:18:14,240 sell the uh the 5112 02:18:14,240 --> 02:18:15,930 Technology or the product at 5113 02:18:15,930 --> 02:18:17,440 all. You know, it's uh 5114 02:18:18,960 --> 02:18:21,920 It's shockingly basic 5115 02:18:22,640 --> 02:18:24,560 Stuff from a behemoth 5116 02:18:25,360 --> 02:18:26,560 And you've had you've Steve 5117 02:18:26,560 --> 02:18:27,840 jobs is long gone 5118 02:18:28,400 --> 02:18:29,680 You've you've you've you've the 5119 02:18:29,680 --> 02:18:30,640 blueprint of how to do this 5120 02:18:32,240 --> 02:18:33,230 All you have to do is find that 5121 02:18:33,230 --> 02:18:34,910 person it's easy to find that 5122 02:18:34,910 --> 02:18:36,320 someone one person who has that 5123 02:18:36,320 --> 02:18:37,910 charisma or it's not even 5124 02:18:37,910 --> 02:18:38,320 charisma 5125 02:18:38,320 --> 02:18:39,760 It's just someone who believes 5126 02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:40,720 in it out of her pocket 5127 02:18:41,440 --> 02:18:43,220 I'm even wearing out of her 5128 02:18:43,220 --> 02:18:43,760 pocket 5129 02:18:44,800 --> 02:18:46,230 But details like the coffee 5130 02:18:46,230 --> 02:18:48,800 took coffee cup book an event 5131 02:18:48,800 --> 02:18:50,160 even navigate 5132 02:18:50,720 --> 02:18:52,560 All without taking her phone 5133 02:18:52,560 --> 02:18:53,680 out of her pocket 5134 02:18:54,320 --> 02:18:55,520 I'm even wearing the glasses 5135 02:18:55,520 --> 02:18:56,320 right now too 5136 02:18:56,880 --> 02:18:58,070 They're my they're my personal 5137 02:18:58,070 --> 02:18:59,520 teleprompter and I have 5138 02:18:59,520 --> 02:19:01,020 prescription lenses so I can 5139 02:19:01,020 --> 02:19:01,760 see you all 5140 02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:04,120 Too much going on man too much 5141 02:19:04,120 --> 02:19:04,800 going on 5142 02:19:05,440 --> 02:19:06,480 Okay, nista. This is a big 5143 02:19:06,480 --> 02:19:08,190 moment for glasses. Let's 5144 02:19:08,190 --> 02:19:10,450 capture it. Yes get ready for a 5145 02:19:10,450 --> 02:19:12,290 quick photo everyone and let's 5146 02:19:12,290 --> 02:19:13,600 bring out our star 5147 02:19:15,680 --> 02:19:17,680 There comes data 5148 02:19:19,520 --> 02:19:21,520 Deetra is back in town 5149 02:19:21,520 --> 02:19:23,520 Take a photo for me 5150 02:19:23,520 --> 02:19:29,050 All right, so I'm gonna I take 5151 02:19:29,050 --> 02:19:34,170 a photo for me and add it to my 5152 02:19:34,170 --> 02:19:36,240 favorites 5153 02:19:44,240 --> 02:19:46,240 That looks amazing 5154 02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:50,080 Lies 5155 02:19:53,680 --> 02:19:55,200 I'm completely starved truck 5156 02:19:55,840 --> 02:19:57,520 Okay, no, you're not man. It's 5157 02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:59,120 the delivery of that line 5158 02:19:59,760 --> 02:20:00,890 Can you not hear yourself how 5159 02:20:00,890 --> 02:20:02,610 the delivery of what you're 5160 02:20:02,610 --> 02:20:04,660 saying undermines the fucking 5161 02:20:04,660 --> 02:20:06,240 note that you're hitting? 5162 02:20:09,600 --> 02:20:11,120 I'm completely starstruck 5163 02:20:11,760 --> 02:20:13,210 Okay, one last thing just meant 5164 02:20:13,210 --> 02:20:15,190 to be like sunda showed what's 5165 02:20:15,190 --> 02:20:16,720 possible. It's just meant to be 5166 02:20:16,720 --> 02:20:17,800 easy. Just having a laugh meant 5167 02:20:17,800 --> 02:20:18,400 to be lighthearted 5168 02:20:18,400 --> 02:20:19,350 I'm not meant to take it 5169 02:20:19,350 --> 02:20:20,320 seriously at all, but 5170 02:20:22,560 --> 02:20:24,560 You know 5171 02:20:25,360 --> 02:20:26,520 It it just wouldn't have flew 5172 02:20:26,520 --> 02:20:28,310 with jobs with live chat 5173 02:20:28,310 --> 02:20:29,680 translation earlier 5174 02:20:30,320 --> 02:20:32,000 Let's see what that's like on 5175 02:20:32,000 --> 02:20:32,720 glasses 5176 02:20:33,520 --> 02:20:34,790 This is a very risky demo, but 5177 02:20:34,790 --> 02:20:36,800 we're going to give it a shot 5178 02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:40,150 Nishter and I are going to 5179 02:20:40,150 --> 02:20:41,460 speak to each other in our 5180 02:20:41,460 --> 02:20:42,320 mother tongues 5181 02:20:42,800 --> 02:20:44,310 Nishter's going to speak hindi. 5182 02:20:44,310 --> 02:20:45,920 I'm going to speak farsi 5183 02:20:46,560 --> 02:20:48,940 Very poorly and you'll see the 5184 02:20:48,940 --> 02:20:50,740 feed from both of our glasses 5185 02:20:50,740 --> 02:20:51,440 back here 5186 02:20:52,000 --> 02:20:53,440 And so you can all follow along 5187 02:20:54,080 --> 02:20:55,000 We'll show an english 5188 02:20:55,000 --> 02:20:56,880 translation in real time 5189 02:20:57,600 --> 02:20:58,510 Okay, will it work? Will it 5190 02:20:58,510 --> 02:21:00,520 work? Give it a shot. This is 5191 02:21:00,520 --> 02:21:02,160 the big moment fingers crossed 5192 02:21:03,600 --> 02:21:05,600 It's so good. 5193 02:21:05,600 --> 02:21:07,700 Now you can see that my 5194 02:21:07,700 --> 02:21:10,170 languages are used to translate 5195 02:21:10,170 --> 02:21:11,600 from French to English. 5196 02:21:15,600 --> 02:21:17,600 Yes, absolutely. 5197 02:21:17,600 --> 02:21:20,930 Now my whole world is open and 5198 02:21:20,930 --> 02:21:22,840 I can understand everything 5199 02:21:22,840 --> 02:21:23,600 easily. 5200 02:21:25,600 --> 02:21:28,550 Now you can talk to all the 5201 02:21:28,550 --> 02:21:32,220 world's people and your mother 5202 02:21:32,220 --> 02:21:33,600 and dad. 5203 02:21:33,600 --> 02:21:35,600 I'm so bad. 5204 02:21:36,600 --> 02:21:38,600 Nothing's happening, look. 5205 02:21:39,600 --> 02:21:41,600 It's fucked up. 5206 02:21:41,600 --> 02:21:43,600 We said it's a risky demo. 5207 02:21:45,600 --> 02:21:47,600 Let's... 5208 02:21:49,600 --> 02:21:51,070 Someone needs to be fucking 5209 02:21:51,070 --> 02:21:54,600 interrogated and fired. 5210 02:21:54,600 --> 02:21:56,600 For that. 5211 02:21:56,600 --> 02:21:59,030 That was an absolute disgrace 5212 02:21:59,030 --> 02:22:00,600 for the company. 5213 02:22:00,600 --> 02:22:02,600 Thank you. 5214 02:22:02,600 --> 02:22:04,600 Thank you so much. 5215 02:22:04,600 --> 02:22:07,560 I want answers and I want names 5216 02:22:07,560 --> 02:22:10,600 and heads to roll from that. 5217 02:22:11,600 --> 02:22:12,520 As a fucking long term 5218 02:22:12,520 --> 02:22:16,600 supporter of Google, I am sickened. 5219 02:22:16,600 --> 02:22:21,700 Thank you, Nesta, for that 5220 02:22:21,700 --> 02:22:26,470 awesome tour of Android XR 5221 02:22:26,470 --> 02:22:28,600 glasses. 5222 02:22:34,600 --> 02:22:35,950 We're so excited about the 5223 02:22:35,950 --> 02:22:37,370 possibilities when you have an 5224 02:22:37,370 --> 02:22:38,600 incredible... 5225 02:22:38,600 --> 02:22:40,100 You know, when people have to 5226 02:22:40,100 --> 02:22:41,670 say that they're excited about 5227 02:22:41,670 --> 02:22:42,600 stuff... 5228 02:22:44,600 --> 02:22:45,600 It's... 5229 02:22:46,600 --> 02:22:47,030 Can they not see or can they 5230 02:22:47,030 --> 02:22:48,600 not imagine how that looks? 5231 02:22:48,600 --> 02:22:49,600 It doesn't. 5232 02:22:49,600 --> 02:22:50,650 You need to fucking be the 5233 02:22:50,650 --> 02:22:51,600 excitement, man. 5234 02:22:52,600 --> 02:22:55,720 We're so excited about the 5235 02:22:55,720 --> 02:22:58,240 possibilities when you have an 5236 02:22:58,240 --> 02:23:00,950 incredibly helpful AI assistant 5237 02:23:00,950 --> 02:23:02,840 by your side with these AndroidXR 5238 02:23:02,840 --> 02:23:03,600 devices. 5239 02:23:03,600 --> 02:23:06,060 But that's not all. We're 5240 02:23:06,060 --> 02:23:08,300 taking our partnership with 5241 02:23:08,300 --> 02:23:10,420 Samsung to the next level by 5242 02:23:10,420 --> 02:23:12,650 extending AndroidXR beyond 5243 02:23:12,650 --> 02:23:14,600 headsets to glasses. 5244 02:23:14,600 --> 02:23:17,600 I'm so excited to be here. 5245 02:23:17,600 --> 02:23:19,870 We're creating the software and 5246 02:23:19,870 --> 02:23:22,180 reference hardware platform to 5247 02:23:22,180 --> 02:23:24,300 enable the ecosystem to build 5248 02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:26,600 great glasses alongside us. 5249 02:23:26,600 --> 02:23:28,220 Our glasses prototypes are 5250 02:23:28,220 --> 02:23:30,070 already being used by trusted 5251 02:23:30,070 --> 02:23:32,030 testers, and you'll be able to 5252 02:23:32,030 --> 02:23:34,170 start developing for glasses 5253 02:23:34,170 --> 02:23:35,600 later this year. 5254 02:23:35,600 --> 02:23:38,170 Now, we know that these need to 5255 02:23:38,170 --> 02:23:40,640 be stylish glasses that you'll 5256 02:23:40,640 --> 02:23:42,600 want to wear all day. 5257 02:23:42,600 --> 02:23:44,710 That's why I'm excited to 5258 02:23:44,710 --> 02:23:46,990 announce today that Gentle 5259 02:23:46,990 --> 02:23:49,890 Monster and Warby Parker will 5260 02:23:49,890 --> 02:23:51,730 be the first eyewear partners 5261 02:23:51,730 --> 02:23:54,020 to build glasses with AndroidXR. 5262 02:24:01,960 --> 02:23:58,720 We want you to be able to wear 5263 02:23:58,720 --> 02:24:02,820 glasses that match your 5264 02:24:02,820 --> 02:24:06,140 personal taste. 5265 02:24:06,740 --> 02:24:08,360 This is just the start. 5266 02:24:08,360 --> 02:24:09,880 I can't wait for you to try 5267 02:24:09,880 --> 02:24:11,800 AndroidXR for yourself and we'll 5268 02:24:11,800 --> 02:24:13,700 have lots more to share in the 5269 02:24:13,700 --> 02:24:14,760 months ahead. 5270 02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:16,460 Thank you so much. 5271 02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:22,680 Walmart and the Red Cross 5272 02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:30,070 provided relief efforts with 5273 02:24:30,070 --> 02:24:35,440 drone deliveries. 5274 02:24:35,900 --> 02:24:37,780 Supported by AI, we were able 5275 02:24:37,780 --> 02:24:39,750 to deliver critical items like 5276 02:24:39,750 --> 02:24:41,400 food and medicine to a YMCA 5277 02:24:41,400 --> 02:24:42,140 shell. 5278 02:24:42,720 --> 02:24:44,430 Notebook 3. Notebook LM's mind 5279 02:24:44,430 --> 02:24:45,780 map completely transforms 5280 02:24:45,780 --> 02:24:46,540 learning. 5281 02:24:46,540 --> 02:24:48,170 Why is this person following me 5282 02:24:48,170 --> 02:24:48,900 wherever? 5283 02:24:49,540 --> 02:24:51,970 Why is this person lolling me 5284 02:24:51,970 --> 02:24:53,140 wherever? 5285 02:24:53,360 --> 02:24:53,960 Red Walk. 5286 02:24:54,200 --> 02:24:55,400 That's just your shadow. 5287 02:24:56,060 --> 02:24:56,900 Wait, look at this on light! 5288 02:24:57,100 --> 02:24:57,960 Waaaaaah! 5289 02:24:58,300 --> 02:24:59,440 No, thank you. 5290 02:24:59,540 --> 02:25:00,740 Imagine it showed the Waymo 5291 02:25:00,740 --> 02:25:02,400 cars on fire in fucking... 5292 02:25:02,400 --> 02:25:03,160 It's just your shadow. 5293 02:25:03,240 --> 02:25:04,360 The Google cars on fire in LA 5294 02:25:04,360 --> 02:25:05,360 during the... 5295 02:25:05,360 --> 02:25:07,100 The ice riots. 5296 02:25:07,220 --> 02:25:07,940 Wait, look at this on light! 5297 02:25:08,320 --> 02:25:09,440 Waaaaaah! 5298 02:25:10,440 --> 02:25:11,920 Come on. 5299 02:25:12,800 --> 02:25:14,210 AI's completely changing how we 5300 02:25:14,210 --> 02:25:15,360 fight fires. 5301 02:25:15,860 --> 02:25:16,680 Generative... 5302 02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:17,660 Ice riots. 5303 02:25:17,960 --> 02:25:18,790 Media is expanding the 5304 02:25:18,790 --> 02:25:19,580 boundaries. 5305 02:25:20,400 --> 02:25:21,760 It's like a can of tuna. 5306 02:25:21,900 --> 02:25:22,790 You open it up and there's a 5307 02:25:22,790 --> 02:25:23,940 little beach down there. 5308 02:25:24,000 --> 02:25:25,390 Everybody enjoying life, having 5309 02:25:25,390 --> 02:25:25,720 fun. 5310 02:25:25,980 --> 02:25:27,810 Parasols, surfboards, surf 5311 02:25:27,810 --> 02:25:28,380 waves. 5312 02:25:28,900 --> 02:25:29,800 ...of creativity. 5313 02:25:30,140 --> 02:25:31,180 It was magic the first time I 5314 02:25:31,180 --> 02:25:31,840 saw this. 5315 02:25:31,920 --> 02:25:33,140 This isn't just another tool. 5316 02:25:33,300 --> 02:25:33,920 It's a game changer. 5317 02:25:34,080 --> 02:25:34,960 This is just like... 5318 02:25:34,960 --> 02:25:36,040 Game changer. 5319 02:25:36,220 --> 02:25:37,160 Mind-blowing to me. 5320 02:25:37,160 --> 02:25:37,780 The potential... 5321 02:25:37,780 --> 02:25:38,810 Mind-blowing to me in the 5322 02:25:38,810 --> 02:25:39,380 comments. 5323 02:25:40,240 --> 02:25:41,080 ...to my slingness. 5324 02:25:41,080 --> 02:25:42,200 ...to my slingness. 5325 02:25:43,100 --> 02:25:43,320 ...to my slingness. 5326 02:25:46,920 --> 02:25:47,440 Unbelievable. 5327 02:25:48,360 --> 02:25:49,250 I don't know how they have the 5328 02:25:49,250 --> 02:25:50,440 fucking nerve. 5329 02:25:51,940 --> 02:25:52,700 I don't know how they have the 5330 02:25:52,700 --> 02:25:54,260 nerve to do that. 5331 02:26:01,740 --> 02:26:03,740 The absolute... 5332 02:26:03,740 --> 02:26:05,460 Brass balls. 5333 02:26:05,460 --> 02:26:07,460 ...of Google. 5334 02:26:07,580 --> 02:26:08,600 To get up there for... 5335 02:26:08,600 --> 02:26:10,160 ...for two fucking hours. 5336 02:26:11,440 --> 02:26:13,720 And to sling that shite. 5337 02:26:14,540 --> 02:26:15,320 Thank you. 5338 02:26:15,600 --> 02:26:17,300 Thank you very much, Sam Lee. 5339 02:26:18,260 --> 02:26:18,840 Just see, you can mark episodes 5340 02:26:18,840 --> 02:26:20,400 you watched on the Kranz Tracker 5341 02:26:20,400 --> 02:26:21,280 5000. 5342 02:26:21,400 --> 02:26:22,060 Oh, great stuff. 5343 02:26:22,900 --> 02:26:24,920 So I will be able to mark them 5344 02:26:24,920 --> 02:26:25,960 myself. 5345 02:26:26,100 --> 02:26:26,700 Great stuff. 5346 02:26:27,140 --> 02:26:28,360 Click the empty checkbox. 5347 02:26:28,940 --> 02:26:29,780 Beautiful stuff. 5348 02:26:29,860 --> 02:26:30,560 Beautiful stuff. 5349 02:26:31,180 --> 02:26:32,320 Thank you very much. 5350 02:26:33,260 --> 02:26:35,620 But just to get back to this. 5351 02:26:35,780 --> 02:26:36,360 The reality. 5352 02:26:36,660 --> 02:26:37,400 The real... 5353 02:26:37,400 --> 02:26:38,440 The real stuff. 5354 02:26:38,520 --> 02:26:39,860 The stuff that just isn't here. 5355 02:26:39,940 --> 02:26:41,410 That wasn't present in the 5356 02:26:41,410 --> 02:26:42,400 Google I.O. 5357 02:26:42,520 --> 02:26:43,540 Whatever the hell that means. 5358 02:26:43,640 --> 02:26:44,080 On off. 5359 02:26:46,580 --> 02:26:46,750 Highlights from the annual 5360 02:26:46,750 --> 02:26:48,720 winter consumer and electronic 5361 02:26:48,720 --> 02:26:50,340 show in Las Vegas. 5362 02:26:50,340 --> 02:26:51,910 featuring new personal 5363 02:26:51,910 --> 02:26:53,600 technology products. 5364 02:26:53,600 --> 02:26:56,540 Guests include Nolan Bushnell. 5365 02:26:57,480 --> 02:27:00,220 And Tea Maker CEO Heidi Roizen. 5366 02:27:01,360 --> 02:27:02,790 Products covered include the 5367 02:27:02,790 --> 02:27:03,940 IBM PS1. 5368 02:27:04,220 --> 02:27:05,940 The Commodore CD TV. 5369 02:27:06,300 --> 02:27:08,020 The Kodak Photo CD. 5370 02:27:08,520 --> 02:27:09,480 Sansui. 5371 02:27:09,480 --> 02:27:11,080 A Japanese outfit. 5372 02:27:11,260 --> 02:27:11,980 Robot CD. 5373 02:27:12,200 --> 02:27:12,680 Changer. 5374 02:27:12,680 --> 02:27:14,640 And the Franklin Concise 5375 02:27:14,640 --> 02:27:16,680 Columbia Encyclopedia. 5376 02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:18,860 Brother Power Note. 5377 02:27:19,220 --> 02:27:22,680 Laser PC for Sega Game Gear. 5378 02:27:23,220 --> 02:27:25,950 And the Miracle Piano Teaching 5379 02:27:25,950 --> 02:27:29,820 System from Software Toolworks. 5380 02:27:30,660 --> 02:27:33,860 Veritable array of features and 5381 02:27:33,860 --> 02:27:34,520 pieces. 5382 02:27:35,940 --> 02:27:37,560 Something tangible. 5383 02:27:37,880 --> 02:27:38,980 Something you can hold. 5384 02:27:39,280 --> 02:27:39,540 Touch. 5385 02:27:39,740 --> 02:27:40,220 And see. 5386 02:27:41,000 --> 02:27:42,020 Not like this. 5387 02:27:42,700 --> 02:27:44,420 Fucking Fugazi bullshit. 5388 02:27:44,660 --> 02:27:46,320 That they're selling on VO3. 5389 02:27:46,400 --> 02:27:47,740 For 250 a month. 5390 02:27:47,860 --> 02:27:48,380 You can make. 5391 02:27:48,860 --> 02:27:50,000 Your own little personal 5392 02:27:50,000 --> 02:27:51,500 private sailor man. 5393 02:27:51,560 --> 02:27:52,120 On the waves. 5394 02:27:52,480 --> 02:27:53,060 Talk to you. 5395 02:27:53,360 --> 02:27:54,020 In the night. 5396 02:27:55,520 --> 02:27:56,260 Waste of money. 5397 02:27:57,300 --> 02:27:58,460 Nobody wants to see it either. 5398 02:27:58,600 --> 02:27:59,480 There's no soul in it. 5399 02:27:59,720 --> 02:28:00,720 But this has the soul. 5400 02:28:00,840 --> 02:28:02,160 This is where the soul was born. 5401 02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:03,180 C.E.S. 5402 02:28:03,300 --> 02:28:04,020 Las Vegas. 5403 02:28:04,180 --> 02:28:04,980 City of Sin. 5404 02:28:04,980 --> 02:28:07,680 Stew. 5405 02:28:09,560 --> 02:28:09,960 The Sharper Image is a store 5406 02:28:09,960 --> 02:28:11,960 known for its electronic 5407 02:28:11,960 --> 02:28:13,000 gadgets. 5408 02:28:13,180 --> 02:28:14,340 It's not actually a computer 5409 02:28:14,340 --> 02:28:14,840 store. 5410 02:28:14,920 --> 02:28:15,920 You won't find anything for 5411 02:28:15,920 --> 02:28:16,520 sale in here. 5412 02:28:16,720 --> 02:28:18,280 That actually has a disc drive. 5413 02:28:18,360 --> 02:28:18,780 A keyboard. 5414 02:28:19,040 --> 02:28:19,320 And a monitor. 5415 02:28:19,320 --> 02:28:20,050 Look at the size of that 5416 02:28:20,050 --> 02:28:20,320 fucking. 5417 02:28:20,620 --> 02:28:21,790 That snooker table in the 5418 02:28:21,790 --> 02:28:23,060 background there. 5419 02:28:23,120 --> 02:28:24,540 Is that a fucking miniature 5420 02:28:24,540 --> 02:28:26,060 pool or billiards table? 5421 02:28:26,220 --> 02:28:27,320 There's grown men that are 5422 02:28:27,320 --> 02:28:28,060 playing it. 5423 02:28:28,660 --> 02:28:30,060 And the walk in from Stew there 5424 02:28:30,060 --> 02:28:31,340 was sumptuous. 5425 02:28:31,340 --> 02:28:32,940 To begin with as well. 5426 02:28:33,720 --> 02:28:36,140 It was a real nice intro. 5427 02:28:38,340 --> 02:28:39,220 He knows what he's doing. 5428 02:28:40,340 --> 02:28:41,860 Actually a computer store. 5429 02:28:41,960 --> 02:28:42,840 You won't find anything for 5430 02:28:42,840 --> 02:28:43,160 sale. 5431 02:28:43,160 --> 02:28:43,420 Casual. 5432 02:28:43,420 --> 02:28:43,540 Casual. 5433 02:28:43,540 --> 02:28:45,300 That actually has a disc drive. 5434 02:28:45,400 --> 02:28:45,900 A keyboard. 5435 02:28:45,980 --> 02:28:46,500 And a monitor. 5436 02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:48,200 But virtually everything for 5437 02:28:48,200 --> 02:28:49,020 sale in here. 5438 02:28:49,100 --> 02:28:50,630 Does have a computer chip or 5439 02:28:50,630 --> 02:28:52,040 two hidden inside it. 5440 02:28:52,300 --> 02:28:53,750 Indeed the worlds of computer 5441 02:28:53,750 --> 02:28:54,980 technology and consumer 5442 02:28:54,980 --> 02:28:56,860 electronics are quickly merging. 5443 02:28:56,860 --> 02:28:58,470 Today we'll take a look at the 5444 02:28:58,470 --> 02:29:00,020 growing role of computers in 5445 02:29:00,020 --> 02:29:01,510 consumer electronics as we 5446 02:29:01,510 --> 02:29:03,680 visit the annual Consumer Electronics 5447 02:29:03,680 --> 02:29:05,100 Show in Las Vegas on the 5448 02:29:05,100 --> 02:29:06,740 special edition of the Computer 5449 02:29:06,740 --> 02:29:07,720 Chronicles. 5450 02:29:09,300 --> 02:29:09,840 Yes! 5451 02:29:09,840 --> 02:29:09,860 Yes! 5452 02:29:19,000 --> 02:29:19,620 Sorry. 5453 02:29:19,800 --> 02:29:20,700 Bit early for that. 5454 02:29:21,100 --> 02:29:22,120 Bit early for that. 5455 02:29:22,960 --> 02:29:23,820 The Computer Chronicles is made 5456 02:29:23,820 --> 02:29:25,010 possible in part by the 5457 02:29:25,010 --> 02:29:26,970 Software Publishers Association, 5458 02:29:26,970 --> 02:29:28,220 which reminds you it's a 5459 02:29:28,220 --> 02:29:29,500 federal offense to copy 5460 02:29:29,500 --> 02:29:30,320 software. 5461 02:29:30,820 --> 02:29:36,320 Remember folks. 5462 02:29:36,320 --> 02:29:37,740 You might be watching this 5463 02:29:37,740 --> 02:29:39,840 thinking, yeah, it's a lighthearted 5464 02:29:39,840 --> 02:29:41,520 look at products from the early 5465 02:29:41,520 --> 02:29:42,240 90s. 5466 02:29:42,900 --> 02:29:45,150 But always remember to stay 5467 02:29:45,150 --> 02:29:47,060 software legal. 5468 02:29:47,940 --> 02:29:58,600 Beautiful stuff. 5469 02:29:58,700 --> 02:30:00,900 Another fade up. 5470 02:30:02,740 --> 02:30:03,760 What would you call that? 5471 02:30:03,800 --> 02:30:04,660 You say fade out? 5472 02:30:04,740 --> 02:30:05,480 It's a fade in. 5473 02:30:05,560 --> 02:30:06,360 It's a fade in. 5474 02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:08,250 And he's got a little personal 5475 02:30:08,250 --> 02:30:10,420 video recorder machine there. 5476 02:30:10,480 --> 02:30:11,730 This is three or four years 5477 02:30:11,730 --> 02:30:13,230 after the previous episode we've 5478 02:30:13,230 --> 02:30:13,660 seen. 5479 02:30:15,180 --> 02:30:16,440 Four or five years maybe. 5480 02:30:16,440 --> 02:30:19,180 And then the studio has changed. 5481 02:30:20,100 --> 02:30:20,670 You've still got some images of 5482 02:30:20,670 --> 02:30:22,340 San Francisco, the Transamerica 5483 02:30:22,340 --> 02:30:23,650 Pyramid and some other tall 5484 02:30:23,650 --> 02:30:25,100 building in the background as 5485 02:30:25,100 --> 02:30:25,720 well. 5486 02:30:25,800 --> 02:30:27,060 But it's an upgrade. 5487 02:30:27,220 --> 02:30:27,620 It's an upgrade. 5488 02:30:27,860 --> 02:30:29,090 Again, it's the evolution of 5489 02:30:29,090 --> 02:30:29,840 the studio. 5490 02:30:30,700 --> 02:30:31,970 It hasn't reached its final 5491 02:30:31,970 --> 02:30:32,900 form yet. 5492 02:30:32,980 --> 02:30:35,520 We all know that real intense, 5493 02:30:35,520 --> 02:30:37,840 vivid color palette and the 5494 02:30:37,840 --> 02:30:40,320 geography of it all as well. 5495 02:30:40,340 --> 02:30:41,440 It was more elongated. 5496 02:30:42,920 --> 02:30:44,740 With behind the scenes shots of 5497 02:30:44,740 --> 02:30:46,220 the cast and the crew and all 5498 02:30:46,220 --> 02:30:47,910 that kind of stuff really gave 5499 02:30:47,910 --> 02:30:49,540 you a feeling like you were in 5500 02:30:49,540 --> 02:30:50,100 it. 5501 02:30:50,260 --> 02:30:51,190 You were involved in the 5502 02:30:51,190 --> 02:30:52,340 fucking show itself. 5503 02:30:52,480 --> 02:30:53,260 You made the show. 5504 02:30:53,340 --> 02:30:54,020 You were watching it. 5505 02:30:54,100 --> 02:30:55,380 But Stu knew that you wanted to 5506 02:30:55,380 --> 02:30:56,700 be involved in it as well. 5507 02:30:57,700 --> 02:30:59,770 Those were decisions he took 5508 02:30:59,770 --> 02:31:01,320 years down the line. 5509 02:31:01,580 --> 02:31:03,110 When he had the confidence, you 5510 02:31:03,110 --> 02:31:03,580 know. 5511 02:31:04,740 --> 02:31:06,300 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 5512 02:31:06,400 --> 02:31:07,380 I'm Stuart Shiffey. 5513 02:31:07,480 --> 02:31:08,510 And with me this week is Heidi 5514 02:31:08,510 --> 02:31:09,830 Roizen, president of Teammaker 5515 02:31:09,830 --> 02:31:10,520 Software. 5516 02:31:11,300 --> 02:31:11,850 Heidi, this is a very good 5517 02:31:11,850 --> 02:31:13,070 example of the merger of 5518 02:31:13,070 --> 02:31:14,360 computer technology and 5519 02:31:14,360 --> 02:31:15,800 consumer electronics. 5520 02:31:16,000 --> 02:31:17,060 Now, what a camcorder does well 5521 02:31:17,060 --> 02:31:18,280 is take good video pictures, 5522 02:31:18,280 --> 02:31:18,760 right? 5523 02:31:19,060 --> 02:31:20,260 What a computer can do well is 5524 02:31:20,260 --> 02:31:22,140 graphics, animation, music and 5525 02:31:22,140 --> 02:31:22,600 so on. 5526 02:31:22,980 --> 02:31:23,940 This does both. 5527 02:31:24,020 --> 02:31:24,900 This Canon camcorder has a 5528 02:31:24,900 --> 02:31:25,580 built... 5529 02:31:25,940 --> 02:31:29,040 I think it's a bit quiet, is it? 5530 02:31:29,080 --> 02:31:29,940 Is the sound... 5531 02:31:29,940 --> 02:31:30,820 It's not loud enough. 5532 02:31:32,160 --> 02:31:32,860 For me. 5533 02:31:34,220 --> 02:31:35,380 I don't know about you. 5534 02:31:36,200 --> 02:31:37,180 But for me. 5535 02:31:38,340 --> 02:31:39,720 That is not loud enough. 5536 02:31:40,240 --> 02:31:41,440 In the slightest. 5537 02:31:42,780 --> 02:31:44,000 You can hear grand. 5538 02:31:44,720 --> 02:31:46,140 This is the real hiccup. 5539 02:31:46,340 --> 02:31:46,720 I mean... 5540 02:31:47,560 --> 02:31:48,220 Is that... 5541 02:31:48,220 --> 02:31:49,400 Is it enough though? 5542 02:31:49,420 --> 02:31:50,380 Is grand enough? 5543 02:31:50,500 --> 02:31:50,840 Are we... 5544 02:31:50,840 --> 02:31:52,220 Are you going to stake your 5545 02:31:52,220 --> 02:31:53,180 claim on grand? 5546 02:31:53,440 --> 02:31:54,820 Are we going to stay on grand? 5547 02:31:55,160 --> 02:31:55,720 Are we going to... 5548 02:31:56,580 --> 02:31:59,160 Grandiose it up to four decibels? 5549 02:32:01,380 --> 02:32:02,220 Let's have a look. 5550 02:32:03,860 --> 02:32:04,730 Again, computer on a chip, if 5551 02:32:04,730 --> 02:32:05,760 you will. 5552 02:32:05,820 --> 02:32:06,540 Two of them, actually. 5553 02:32:06,900 --> 02:32:07,700 One to handle animation and 5554 02:32:07,700 --> 02:32:08,280 graphics. 5555 02:32:08,420 --> 02:32:09,180 One to handle music. 5556 02:32:09,480 --> 02:32:10,800 In fact, what this is over here... 5557 02:32:10,800 --> 02:32:12,720 These are little ROM cartridges... 5558 02:32:12,720 --> 02:32:13,020 What kind of... 5559 02:32:13,020 --> 02:32:14,420 What a fucking nightmare. 5560 02:32:14,680 --> 02:32:16,320 You're on about putting... 5561 02:32:16,320 --> 02:32:18,520 Is he on about doing graphics 5562 02:32:18,520 --> 02:32:19,520 on the fly? 5563 02:32:20,120 --> 02:32:21,040 On the camera? 5564 02:32:21,200 --> 02:32:22,660 That's not even something I'd 5565 02:32:22,660 --> 02:32:24,160 do now in 2025. 5566 02:32:25,240 --> 02:32:26,650 With all of the technology that 5567 02:32:26,650 --> 02:32:27,540 we have. 5568 02:32:28,060 --> 02:32:29,100 I wouldn't even do that. 5569 02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:31,080 Thank you very much, Mike. 5570 02:32:32,140 --> 02:32:33,260 1991 Ryan. 5571 02:32:33,960 --> 02:32:35,640 Very, very kind of you, Mike. 5572 02:32:35,840 --> 02:32:36,620 For the tip there. 5573 02:32:36,680 --> 02:32:37,630 But I wouldn't even be able to 5574 02:32:37,630 --> 02:32:38,080 do that. 5575 02:32:38,140 --> 02:32:38,900 It's too much going on. 5576 02:32:38,920 --> 02:32:39,840 Just point and shoot. 5577 02:32:39,940 --> 02:32:41,090 I don't need to be doing titles 5578 02:32:41,090 --> 02:32:41,820 and graphics. 5579 02:32:41,820 --> 02:32:43,200 What would you do? 5580 02:32:43,280 --> 02:32:45,150 You'd preload titles and 5581 02:32:45,150 --> 02:32:47,540 graphics onto these SD cards. 5582 02:32:48,260 --> 02:32:49,430 And then you'd put like 5583 02:32:49,430 --> 02:32:50,700 whatever it is. 5584 02:32:50,760 --> 02:32:53,700 Fucking The Great Escape title. 5585 02:32:53,900 --> 02:32:54,860 And then you'd press that 5586 02:32:54,860 --> 02:32:56,200 button and it would pop up. 5587 02:32:56,400 --> 02:32:57,970 And burn it into the fucking 5588 02:32:57,970 --> 02:32:58,620 video. 5589 02:32:59,240 --> 02:33:00,040 A lot of... 5590 02:33:00,040 --> 02:33:01,360 A lot of pissing about. 5591 02:33:01,360 --> 02:33:02,700 ...graphics want to handle 5592 02:33:02,700 --> 02:33:03,100 music. 5593 02:33:03,380 --> 02:33:04,700 In fact, what this is over here... 5594 02:33:04,700 --> 02:33:06,580 These are little ROM cartridges... 5595 02:33:06,580 --> 02:33:07,880 With kind of clip art libraries 5596 02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:09,160 of graphics and animation. 5597 02:33:09,620 --> 02:33:10,840 A clip art library of music and 5598 02:33:10,840 --> 02:33:11,920 sound effects. 5599 02:33:11,920 --> 02:33:13,090 And it would be clip art as 5600 02:33:13,090 --> 02:33:13,520 well. 5601 02:33:13,600 --> 02:33:14,820 It would only cheapen the 5602 02:33:14,820 --> 02:33:16,000 eventual product. 5603 02:33:16,180 --> 02:33:17,360 You know, nobody wants to see 5604 02:33:17,360 --> 02:33:18,880 something with clip art in it. 5605 02:33:19,400 --> 02:33:20,800 I didn't even want to see clip 5606 02:33:20,800 --> 02:33:22,400 art on the computer. 5607 02:33:22,520 --> 02:33:23,670 In a text document back when 5608 02:33:23,670 --> 02:33:24,940 clip art was available. 5609 02:33:25,740 --> 02:33:26,440 I thought it was rubbish. 5610 02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:27,690 I definitely don't want to see 5611 02:33:27,690 --> 02:33:28,360 it on a video. 5612 02:33:28,520 --> 02:33:29,320 It's really quite an 5613 02:33:29,320 --> 02:33:30,620 astonishing merger of these two 5614 02:33:30,620 --> 02:33:31,970 technologies we've been talking 5615 02:33:31,970 --> 02:33:32,500 about. 5616 02:33:33,380 --> 02:33:34,100 It seems to me not only are the 5617 02:33:34,100 --> 02:33:35,680 technologies merging. 5618 02:33:35,800 --> 02:33:36,800 But we're seeing the same kinds 5619 02:33:36,800 --> 02:33:38,030 of problems on both sides, aren't 5620 02:33:38,030 --> 02:33:38,360 we? 5621 02:33:38,360 --> 02:33:39,490 The problem of friendly user 5622 02:33:39,490 --> 02:33:40,080 interface. 5623 02:33:40,400 --> 02:33:40,980 The problem of so much 5624 02:33:40,980 --> 02:33:42,340 functionality that most people 5625 02:33:42,340 --> 02:33:43,100 can't... 5626 02:33:43,100 --> 02:33:44,080 But it's not friendly though. 5627 02:33:44,140 --> 02:33:44,840 ...can't figure out how to use 5628 02:33:44,840 --> 02:33:45,020 it. 5629 02:33:45,340 --> 02:33:45,520 Right. 5630 02:33:45,580 --> 02:33:46,800 Can't figure out how to use it. 5631 02:33:47,500 --> 02:33:48,300 Stu is getting to the fucking 5632 02:33:48,300 --> 02:33:50,060 root of the problem with this. 5633 02:33:50,100 --> 02:33:51,000 It's what I just said. 5634 02:33:51,080 --> 02:33:52,120 It's great how I feel as though 5635 02:33:52,120 --> 02:33:52,720 I'm... 5636 02:33:52,720 --> 02:33:54,900 I'm in synchronicity with Stu. 5637 02:33:55,560 --> 02:33:57,100 With what he's... 5638 02:33:57,100 --> 02:33:58,440 You know, when he wants to get 5639 02:33:58,440 --> 02:33:59,740 to the heart of the matter, 5640 02:34:00,380 --> 02:34:01,050 it's not usually too far off 5641 02:34:01,050 --> 02:34:02,620 from what I'm actually thinking 5642 02:34:02,620 --> 02:34:03,920 about myself either. 5643 02:34:03,920 --> 02:34:05,160 Only other technologies merging, 5644 02:34:05,160 --> 02:34:06,280 but we're seeing the same kinds 5645 02:34:06,280 --> 02:34:07,510 of problems on both sides, aren't 5646 02:34:07,510 --> 02:34:07,820 we? 5647 02:34:07,840 --> 02:34:09,000 The problem of friendly user... 5648 02:34:09,000 --> 02:34:11,320 I'm not in any way saying that 5649 02:34:11,320 --> 02:34:13,340 I am on the same level. 5650 02:34:13,440 --> 02:34:14,490 I'm not trying to compare 5651 02:34:14,490 --> 02:34:15,320 myself to him. 5652 02:34:15,600 --> 02:34:17,240 If anyone's thinking, oh, that's 5653 02:34:17,240 --> 02:34:18,100 what you're doing. 5654 02:34:18,300 --> 02:34:19,560 It's not that way at all. 5655 02:34:19,560 --> 02:34:21,880 Just be like me and Stu, we 5656 02:34:21,880 --> 02:34:23,280 have... 5657 02:34:23,280 --> 02:34:24,940 We're on a similar sort of 5658 02:34:24,940 --> 02:34:26,560 fucking wavelength. 5659 02:34:26,640 --> 02:34:27,830 Is your interface the problem 5660 02:34:27,830 --> 02:34:29,100 of so much functionality that 5661 02:34:29,100 --> 02:34:30,330 most people can't figure out 5662 02:34:30,330 --> 02:34:31,060 how to use it? 5663 02:34:31,360 --> 02:34:32,080 Right, absolutely. 5664 02:34:32,300 --> 02:34:33,350 I think each industry, as they 5665 02:34:33,350 --> 02:34:34,570 merge, has a lot to learn from 5666 02:34:34,570 --> 02:34:35,180 the other. 5667 02:34:35,340 --> 02:34:36,380 And we both have quite a job in 5668 02:34:36,380 --> 02:34:37,680 making all these things easier 5669 02:34:37,680 --> 02:34:38,140 to use. 5670 02:34:38,600 --> 02:34:39,180 I mean, I've been in the 5671 02:34:39,180 --> 02:34:40,440 computer industry for a long 5672 02:34:40,440 --> 02:34:40,820 time, 5673 02:34:40,880 --> 02:34:41,950 and yet if you go to my house, 5674 02:34:41,950 --> 02:34:42,810 you'll find that my VCR is 5675 02:34:42,810 --> 02:34:43,640 flashing... 5676 02:34:43,640 --> 02:34:46,850 I thought that that was a bit 5677 02:34:46,850 --> 02:34:49,600 of a throwback to a dinosaur 5678 02:34:49,600 --> 02:34:50,020 age 5679 02:34:50,020 --> 02:34:51,280 when they just said that the 5680 02:34:51,280 --> 02:34:52,610 only lady on the show was the 5681 02:34:52,610 --> 02:34:53,220 tea maker. 5682 02:34:54,180 --> 02:34:55,560 I didn't think that was right, 5683 02:34:55,560 --> 02:34:56,610 but that's just a sign of the 5684 02:34:56,610 --> 02:34:57,420 times and how things have 5685 02:34:57,420 --> 02:34:58,340 changed since 1991. 5686 02:34:58,340 --> 02:34:59,160 They merge, has a lot to learn 5687 02:34:59,160 --> 02:34:59,720 from the other. 5688 02:34:59,880 --> 02:35:00,920 And we both have quite a job in 5689 02:35:00,920 --> 02:35:02,220 making all these things easier 5690 02:35:02,220 --> 02:35:02,700 to use. 5691 02:35:03,160 --> 02:35:03,720 I mean, I've been in the 5692 02:35:03,720 --> 02:35:04,970 computer industry for a long 5693 02:35:04,970 --> 02:35:05,360 time, 5694 02:35:05,400 --> 02:35:06,560 and yet if you go to my house, 5695 02:35:06,560 --> 02:35:07,730 you'll find that my VCR is 5696 02:35:07,730 --> 02:35:08,380 flashing 12 5697 02:35:08,380 --> 02:35:09,380 because I don't know how to set 5698 02:35:09,380 --> 02:35:10,140 the time and I've never 5699 02:35:10,140 --> 02:35:10,600 bothered. 5700 02:35:11,000 --> 02:35:11,920 I look at something like this 5701 02:35:11,920 --> 02:35:13,200 and I can guess that half the 5702 02:35:13,200 --> 02:35:14,060 people who buy it 5703 02:35:14,060 --> 02:35:15,480 will never use more than the 5704 02:35:15,480 --> 02:35:17,020 record button on the back. 5705 02:35:17,400 --> 02:35:18,530 So I think we really have an 5706 02:35:18,530 --> 02:35:19,850 opportunity taking this 5707 02:35:19,850 --> 02:35:20,580 technology 5708 02:35:20,580 --> 02:35:21,710 and making it easier to use, 5709 02:35:21,710 --> 02:35:22,660 making it friendlier, 5710 02:35:22,880 --> 02:35:23,540 so we get more out of the 5711 02:35:23,540 --> 02:35:24,940 devices that we're creating. 5712 02:35:25,460 --> 02:35:26,490 Well, today we're going to take 5713 02:35:26,490 --> 02:35:27,790 a look at the growing role of 5714 02:35:27,790 --> 02:35:28,930 computers in consumer 5715 02:35:28,930 --> 02:35:29,860 electronics. 5716 02:35:29,860 --> 02:35:31,510 We'll see the merger of video 5717 02:35:31,510 --> 02:35:33,140 and computers in Commodore's 5718 02:35:33,140 --> 02:35:34,300 new CDTV system. 5719 02:35:34,600 --> 02:35:35,570 We'll see how Nintendo is 5720 02:35:35,570 --> 02:35:36,990 turning the Game Boy into an 5721 02:35:36,990 --> 02:35:37,800 adult product 5722 02:35:37,800 --> 02:35:44,060 with business product. 5723 02:35:44,480 --> 02:35:47,410 An adult product? An adult Game 5724 02:35:47,410 --> 02:35:48,000 Boy? 5725 02:35:50,020 --> 02:35:51,010 I wonder, I mean, I remember 5726 02:35:51,010 --> 02:35:53,880 there was a printer, wasn't 5727 02:35:53,880 --> 02:35:54,860 there? 5728 02:35:54,860 --> 02:35:56,080 There was a camera, you could 5729 02:35:56,080 --> 02:35:57,070 fucking put a camera on the 5730 02:35:57,070 --> 02:35:57,620 Game Boy. 5731 02:35:57,620 --> 02:36:00,250 I don't remember there being 5732 02:36:00,250 --> 02:36:02,270 any sort of adult content 5733 02:36:02,270 --> 02:36:04,970 available for that particular 5734 02:36:04,970 --> 02:36:05,880 piece. 5735 02:36:07,220 --> 02:36:10,740 Unfortunately, my stew button 5736 02:36:10,740 --> 02:36:13,490 isn't working. I have a little 5737 02:36:13,490 --> 02:36:15,250 stew button that plays stewisms 5738 02:36:15,250 --> 02:36:17,070 and stew clips. The usual crack 5739 02:36:17,070 --> 02:36:19,010 where it hasn't been assigned 5740 02:36:19,010 --> 02:36:20,740 to the correct output. 5741 02:36:20,740 --> 02:36:22,300 Nintendo Game Boy. 5742 02:36:23,040 --> 02:36:24,450 Productivity cartridges. So let's 5743 02:36:24,450 --> 02:36:25,780 go right now to Las Vegas and 5744 02:36:25,780 --> 02:36:27,240 the annual Winter Consumer 5745 02:36:27,240 --> 02:36:28,500 Electronics Show. 5746 02:36:30,900 --> 02:36:33,730 The 1991 Winter Consumer Electronics 5747 02:36:33,730 --> 02:36:35,670 Show, or CES, was held in Las 5748 02:36:35,670 --> 02:36:37,170 Vegas, Nevada, which also 5749 02:36:37,170 --> 02:36:39,140 happens to be the site of Comdex, 5750 02:36:39,140 --> 02:36:40,870 the biggest computer expo in 5751 02:36:40,870 --> 02:36:41,800 the world. 5752 02:36:42,380 --> 02:36:43,560 The CES is smaller than Comdex 5753 02:36:43,560 --> 02:36:46,040 and features items you're not... 5754 02:36:46,040 --> 02:36:48,110 Just even that there as a bit 5755 02:36:48,110 --> 02:36:50,610 of signage, something that is 5756 02:36:50,610 --> 02:36:52,910 like, is that made of stone or 5757 02:36:52,910 --> 02:36:53,560 blocks? 5758 02:36:54,720 --> 02:36:56,680 But it's got a place for an LCD 5759 02:36:56,680 --> 02:36:59,860 or LED screen in the world. 5760 02:36:59,860 --> 02:37:02,540 The CES is smaller than Comdex. 5761 02:37:03,320 --> 02:37:06,760 Please, don't drink and drive. 5762 02:37:08,520 --> 02:37:08,960 Please. 5763 02:37:09,960 --> 02:37:11,070 I wonder, was there alcohol 5764 02:37:11,070 --> 02:37:12,900 served at the Comdex? 5765 02:37:13,780 --> 02:37:15,040 Was there a piss-up to be had 5766 02:37:15,040 --> 02:37:16,600 there? Was there a bar? 5767 02:37:16,840 --> 02:37:18,690 ...items you're not likely to 5768 02:37:18,690 --> 02:37:20,340 see at a computer show, like 5769 02:37:20,340 --> 02:37:22,440 car alarms and cellular phones. 5770 02:37:22,440 --> 02:37:24,170 But even if there weren't many 5771 02:37:24,170 --> 02:37:25,920 computers at the CES, there was 5772 02:37:25,920 --> 02:37:27,560 definitely a lot of computer 5773 02:37:27,560 --> 02:37:29,080 technology, wrapped up in 5774 02:37:29,080 --> 02:37:30,540 consumer packages. 5775 02:37:30,540 --> 02:37:31,640 Again with the fish. 5776 02:37:32,160 --> 02:37:33,740 This year's CES had 33 computer 5777 02:37:33,740 --> 02:37:35,590 companies exhibiting a 50% 5778 02:37:35,590 --> 02:37:37,740 increase over the previous year. 5779 02:37:38,240 --> 02:37:39,420 Some exhibitors like... 5780 02:37:39,420 --> 02:37:40,500 Boris Johnson. 5781 02:37:41,980 --> 02:37:43,980 An early proto-Johnson. 5782 02:37:44,220 --> 02:37:46,200 They're from CES. 5783 02:37:48,200 --> 02:37:48,960 1991. 5784 02:37:49,720 --> 02:37:50,220 told you. 5785 02:38:00,180 --> 02:37:55,330 Over the previous year, some 5786 02:37:55,330 --> 02:38:00,380 exhibitors like IBM were not 5787 02:38:00,380 --> 02:38:05,550 introducing new products, but 5788 02:38:05,550 --> 02:38:06,830 decided that it was simply a 5789 02:38:06,830 --> 02:38:08,280 good idea to be present. 5790 02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:10,190 Well, really, with the launch 5791 02:38:10,190 --> 02:38:11,550 of the PS1, we've entered the 5792 02:38:11,550 --> 02:38:13,200 consumer electronics business. 5793 02:38:13,200 --> 02:38:14,240 PS1, not the PlayStation. 5794 02:38:14,500 --> 02:38:16,140 We must clarify that. 5795 02:38:16,240 --> 02:38:16,660 That was... 5796 02:38:16,660 --> 02:38:18,510 PS1 was, I think, an IBM 5797 02:38:18,510 --> 02:38:20,220 computer at the time. 5798 02:38:20,620 --> 02:38:22,080 And here is Christopher Clough. 5799 02:38:23,280 --> 02:38:24,680 J. Christopher Clough. 5800 02:38:24,820 --> 02:38:26,260 Jonathan Christopher Clough. 5801 02:38:26,820 --> 02:38:29,960 Of IBM slash desktop systems. 5802 02:38:29,960 --> 02:38:32,160 And this is since the launch in 5803 02:38:32,160 --> 02:38:34,460 September of 1990. 5804 02:38:34,460 --> 02:38:36,710 This is the first opportunity 5805 02:38:36,710 --> 02:38:38,510 for us to be at a national 5806 02:38:38,510 --> 02:38:40,450 level, to see the kind of 5807 02:38:40,450 --> 02:38:43,070 traffic that would come through, 5808 02:38:43,070 --> 02:38:45,080 to listen to the dealers and 5809 02:38:45,080 --> 02:38:47,510 the retailers, and to hear what 5810 02:38:47,510 --> 02:38:50,180 they're saying about the PS1. 5811 02:38:50,180 --> 02:38:52,110 IBM's home computer, the PS1, 5812 02:38:52,110 --> 02:38:53,690 was the platform for most of 5813 02:38:53,690 --> 02:38:55,420 the applications on display, 5814 02:38:55,420 --> 02:38:56,990 and most applications were 5815 02:38:56,990 --> 02:38:59,000 noticeably colorful, graphic, 5816 02:38:59,000 --> 02:39:00,640 and friendly-looking. 5817 02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:02,860 Ease of use is key. 5818 02:39:04,200 --> 02:39:06,230 People have to feel that they 5819 02:39:06,230 --> 02:39:09,300 can get into it through the 5820 02:39:09,300 --> 02:39:12,810 graphic interface and have it 5821 02:39:12,810 --> 02:39:16,300 all-in-one type feeling. 5822 02:39:16,860 --> 02:39:18,350 This is a completely market-driven 5823 02:39:18,350 --> 02:39:19,080 product. 5824 02:39:19,980 --> 02:39:20,890 The idea of putting the PC into 5825 02:39:20,890 --> 02:39:22,790 a familiar friendly wrapper is 5826 02:39:22,790 --> 02:39:24,730 also a major goal of Commodore, 5827 02:39:24,730 --> 02:39:26,480 which premiered its CD. 5828 02:39:26,480 --> 02:39:27,260 Friendly wrapper. 5829 02:39:27,260 --> 02:39:27,900 ETV. 5830 02:39:28,360 --> 02:39:29,280 Friendly wrapper is also a 5831 02:39:29,280 --> 02:39:29,960 product. 5832 02:39:29,960 --> 02:39:34,620 A black box with a CD-ROM 5833 02:39:34,620 --> 02:39:40,270 player and a microprocessor 5834 02:39:40,270 --> 02:39:42,420 inside. 5835 02:39:42,420 --> 02:39:45,540 And there she's, it's got like 5836 02:39:45,540 --> 02:39:49,340 a sort of haptic or a touchpad 5837 02:39:49,340 --> 02:39:52,380 peripheral, which then communicates 5838 02:39:52,380 --> 02:39:56,020 to the computer what's going on. 5839 02:39:57,680 --> 02:39:59,210 The CD-TV is a hybrid of 5840 02:39:59,210 --> 02:40:00,140 computer. 5841 02:40:00,140 --> 02:40:02,360 And there we have a handheld 5842 02:40:02,360 --> 02:40:04,900 peripheral touch device for the 5843 02:40:04,900 --> 02:40:06,500 gentleman here. 5844 02:40:07,460 --> 02:40:10,030 Computer, video disc player, CD-audio, 5845 02:40:10,030 --> 02:40:11,220 and CD-ROM. 5846 02:40:11,680 --> 02:40:13,830 It looks like it's got a number 5847 02:40:13,830 --> 02:40:16,130 pad on it as well, and then 5848 02:40:16,130 --> 02:40:18,500 these two buttons here. 5849 02:40:19,920 --> 02:40:21,500 Possibly left and right mouse 5850 02:40:21,500 --> 02:40:22,100 clicks. 5851 02:40:22,100 --> 02:40:22,940 Who knows? 5852 02:40:22,940 --> 02:40:24,510 Operated by a handheld remote 5853 02:40:24,510 --> 02:40:25,200 control. 5854 02:40:26,160 --> 02:40:28,060 Handheld remote control device. 5855 02:40:28,060 --> 02:40:28,990 Commodore calls it an 5856 02:40:28,990 --> 02:40:30,470 interactive multimedia compact 5857 02:40:30,470 --> 02:40:31,200 disc player. 5858 02:40:31,600 --> 02:40:31,960 Castle. 5859 02:40:32,380 --> 02:40:33,460 CD-T. 5860 02:40:34,120 --> 02:40:34,820 Castle. 5861 02:40:35,380 --> 02:40:36,930 TV has its own multimedia 5862 02:40:36,930 --> 02:40:38,980 compact disc player. 5863 02:40:39,380 --> 02:40:39,700 Castle. 5864 02:40:40,700 --> 02:40:41,260 CD-ROM. 5865 02:40:41,260 --> 02:40:43,550 Unfortunately, a dragon smashed 5866 02:40:43,550 --> 02:40:44,540 her castle. 5867 02:40:45,540 --> 02:40:47,070 Burned all her clothes with his 5868 02:40:47,070 --> 02:40:48,500 fiery breath. 5869 02:40:49,040 --> 02:40:51,320 And carried off Prince Ronald. 5870 02:40:53,040 --> 02:40:54,500 And that's what that gentleman 5871 02:40:54,500 --> 02:40:55,880 was doing. 5872 02:40:55,880 --> 02:40:57,990 He was reading a story about a 5873 02:40:57,990 --> 02:40:59,880 princess and a castle. 5874 02:41:00,720 --> 02:41:03,060 From first look, you'd think a 5875 02:41:03,060 --> 02:41:05,580 man of his status, his stature, 5876 02:41:05,580 --> 02:41:07,760 his dress, he'd have bigger 5877 02:41:07,760 --> 02:41:10,190 fish to fry than a princess and 5878 02:41:10,190 --> 02:41:11,180 a castle. 5879 02:41:11,180 --> 02:41:12,680 But it just goes to show, you 5880 02:41:12,680 --> 02:41:14,180 don't know what people are into 5881 02:41:14,180 --> 02:41:15,580 these days or those days. 5882 02:41:15,720 --> 02:41:17,420 CD-TV is a hybrid of computer 5883 02:41:17,420 --> 02:41:18,220 video control. 5884 02:41:19,440 --> 02:41:20,220 CD-TV has its own CPU, a 5885 02:41:20,220 --> 02:41:24,120 Motorola 68000, and one megabyte 5886 02:41:24,120 --> 02:41:25,000 of RAM. 5887 02:41:25,420 --> 02:41:26,480 But Commodore went to great 5888 02:41:26,480 --> 02:41:28,210 lengths to make CD-TV look like 5889 02:41:28,210 --> 02:41:29,740 anything but a computer. 5890 02:41:30,140 --> 02:41:31,060 The consumer electronics 5891 02:41:31,060 --> 02:41:32,580 business is orient... 5892 02:41:32,580 --> 02:41:35,580 And Charlie Russell from Commodore 5893 02:41:35,580 --> 02:41:37,720 is here to save the day. 5894 02:41:37,720 --> 02:41:39,080 ...towards boxes. 5895 02:41:39,980 --> 02:41:40,500 Boxes. 5896 02:41:40,500 --> 02:41:41,900 The consumer electronics 5897 02:41:41,900 --> 02:41:43,480 business is oriented towards 5898 02:41:43,480 --> 02:41:44,020 boxes. 5899 02:41:44,880 --> 02:41:45,440 Boxes. 5900 02:41:45,520 --> 02:41:47,560 We are not selling a computer 5901 02:41:47,560 --> 02:41:48,200 here. 5902 02:41:48,800 --> 02:41:50,500 And we're not particularly 5903 02:41:50,500 --> 02:41:52,830 selling a component that is 5904 02:41:52,830 --> 02:41:55,420 separable from a CD player. 5905 02:41:56,280 --> 02:41:58,020 The CD-ROM drive is an integral 5906 02:41:58,020 --> 02:42:00,480 part of the player itself. 5907 02:42:01,120 --> 02:42:02,090 So we took the very simple 5908 02:42:02,090 --> 02:42:04,020 elements that I described and 5909 02:42:04,020 --> 02:42:05,880 put them into one... 5910 02:42:05,880 --> 02:42:07,700 Audio and video jacks, as well 5911 02:42:07,700 --> 02:42:09,640 as parallel and serial ports. 5912 02:42:10,040 --> 02:42:12,020 Look at that fucking rollerball. 5913 02:42:12,320 --> 02:42:14,520 ...by moving this... 5914 02:42:15,320 --> 02:42:17,170 ball around on the peripheral 5915 02:42:17,170 --> 02:42:18,870 itself you have your little 5916 02:42:18,870 --> 02:42:20,640 number pad for when things 5917 02:42:20,640 --> 02:42:22,280 begin to kick off 5918 02:42:22,280 --> 02:42:23,990 and you've also your left and 5919 02:42:23,990 --> 02:42:25,940 right mouse click buttons there 5920 02:42:25,940 --> 02:42:28,040 as well there's even a 5921 02:42:29,240 --> 02:42:30,040 the stream the stream went down 5922 02:42:30,040 --> 02:42:31,960 to this when i was just getting 5923 02:42:31,960 --> 02:42:33,960 into the nuts and bolts of this 5924 02:42:33,960 --> 02:42:34,760 rollerball 5925 02:42:36,840 --> 02:42:37,030 can't believe the stream went 5926 02:42:37,030 --> 02:42:39,060 down i was really singing the 5927 02:42:39,060 --> 02:42:41,060 praises of this thing here i 5928 02:42:41,060 --> 02:42:41,480 said it 5929 02:42:41,480 --> 02:42:43,230 was like a world which was then 5930 02:42:43,230 --> 02:42:44,980 allowing you to access a world 5931 02:42:44,980 --> 02:42:48,510 of information uh at the roll 5932 02:42:48,510 --> 02:42:49,080 of a 5933 02:42:49,080 --> 02:42:51,720 ball at the touch of a ball you 5934 02:42:51,720 --> 02:42:54,460 had the world at your palm tips 5935 02:42:54,460 --> 02:42:57,110 and you also had your left and 5936 02:42:57,110 --> 02:42:57,720 right 5937 02:42:57,720 --> 02:42:59,300 and your numpad numpad 5938 02:42:59,300 --> 02:43:01,340 numerical keypad whatever way 5939 02:43:01,340 --> 02:43:03,180 you want to phrase that it's 5940 02:43:03,180 --> 02:43:04,360 just there for you 5941 02:43:06,040 --> 02:43:06,200 and would it get hot holding 5942 02:43:06,200 --> 02:43:08,040 this thing i'm not sure it's 5943 02:43:08,040 --> 02:43:09,960 plugged in it's plug and play 5944 02:43:09,960 --> 02:43:10,680 it's not a 5945 02:43:10,680 --> 02:43:12,830 fucking battery operated 5946 02:43:12,830 --> 02:43:15,250 infrared bluetooth not really a 5947 02:43:15,250 --> 02:43:17,380 thing then uh it was wired to 5948 02:43:17,380 --> 02:43:18,120 the hilt 5949 02:43:18,760 --> 02:43:20,440 did it get warm did it get 5950 02:43:20,440 --> 02:43:24,120 sweaty was it ergonomical drive 5951 02:43:24,120 --> 02:43:26,210 instead of a hard disk the cd 5952 02:43:26,210 --> 02:43:27,720 tv player has a 5953 02:43:27,720 --> 02:43:29,700 memory card port where users 5954 02:43:29,700 --> 02:43:31,620 can store data on and i like 5955 02:43:31,620 --> 02:43:33,640 this little tv stand here just 5956 02:43:33,640 --> 02:43:35,800 to keep the 5957 02:43:35,800 --> 02:43:37,560 fucking unit cool as well you've 5958 02:43:37,560 --> 02:43:39,270 got this little metallic stand 5959 02:43:39,270 --> 02:43:41,000 for the telly and it just gives 5960 02:43:41,000 --> 02:43:41,160 it 5961 02:43:41,160 --> 02:43:43,760 a few more inches of you know 5962 02:43:43,760 --> 02:43:46,820 height it elevates it and sets 5963 02:43:46,820 --> 02:43:49,890 it on a stand literally 512k 5964 02:43:49,890 --> 02:43:51,160 smart cards 5965 02:43:51,880 --> 02:43:53,310 we decided to pass that fella 5966 02:43:53,310 --> 02:43:55,000 there having a great time 5967 02:43:55,000 --> 02:43:57,160 looking at some fighter jets 5968 02:43:58,280 --> 02:44:00,470 actual flying fucking death 5969 02:44:00,470 --> 02:44:02,600 machines users can store data 5970 02:44:02,600 --> 02:44:05,310 on 512k smart cards we decided 5971 02:44:05,310 --> 02:44:06,360 to package it 5972 02:44:06,360 --> 02:44:08,540 like a piece of fine audio gear 5973 02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:10,900 to make it beautiful stuff nolan 5974 02:44:10,900 --> 02:44:12,720 bushnell i like the way he 5975 02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:14,360 speaks we 5976 02:44:14,360 --> 02:44:16,490 we decided to package it like a 5977 02:44:16,490 --> 02:44:18,370 piece of fine audio gear to 5978 02:44:18,370 --> 02:44:20,500 make it very user friendly and 5979 02:44:20,500 --> 02:44:22,280 usable in a living room 5980 02:44:22,280 --> 02:44:22,840 environment 5981 02:44:23,880 --> 02:44:24,900 we really didn't want to build 5982 02:44:24,900 --> 02:44:26,890 a computer we wanted to build 5983 02:44:26,890 --> 02:44:28,390 an entertainment and 5984 02:44:28,390 --> 02:44:30,440 educational platform for the 5985 02:44:30,440 --> 02:44:31,080 whole family 5986 02:44:31,560 --> 02:44:33,530 it's it's sort of the center of 5987 02:44:33,530 --> 02:44:35,510 the educational hearth if you 5988 02:44:35,510 --> 02:44:37,170 would or the center of the 5989 02:44:37,170 --> 02:44:38,680 library of the future 5990 02:44:39,320 --> 02:44:40,780 and in a library you have 5991 02:44:40,780 --> 02:44:43,450 movies and sounds and books of 5992 02:44:43,450 --> 02:44:46,370 fiction books of reference and 5993 02:44:46,370 --> 02:44:48,040 we wanted to bring all 5994 02:44:48,040 --> 02:44:49,710 that together into the home 5995 02:44:49,710 --> 02:44:51,230 okay the commodore booth 5996 02:44:51,230 --> 02:44:53,180 contained a cross-section of cd 5997 02:44:53,180 --> 02:44:54,680 tv applications from the 5998 02:44:54,680 --> 02:44:56,200 entertaining to the instructive 5999 02:44:57,160 --> 02:44:59,260 learn to learn to read disco 6000 02:44:59,260 --> 02:45:01,540 experience the vision of cd tv 6001 02:45:01,540 --> 02:45:04,040 applications that wasn't that 6002 02:45:04,040 --> 02:45:05,160 wasn't them telling 6003 02:45:05,160 --> 02:45:07,320 you just to learn to read they're 6004 02:45:07,320 --> 02:45:09,320 saying you can you can learn to 6005 02:45:09,320 --> 02:45:11,230 read on our thing it wasn't 6006 02:45:11,230 --> 02:45:12,040 them just going 6007 02:45:12,040 --> 02:45:13,840 learn to read yeah and then you 6008 02:45:13,840 --> 02:45:15,250 can experience the vision but 6009 02:45:15,250 --> 02:45:16,920 you'd be able to experience it 6010 02:45:16,920 --> 02:45:18,440 you know 6011 02:45:18,440 --> 02:45:20,010 without having being able to 6012 02:45:20,010 --> 02:45:21,490 read you could be able to the 6013 02:45:21,490 --> 02:45:23,220 instructor still admired the 6014 02:45:23,220 --> 02:45:24,280 stuff on the screen 6015 02:45:24,280 --> 02:45:26,100 maybe not that text about the 6016 02:45:26,100 --> 02:45:28,180 princess discus knowledge here 6017 02:45:28,180 --> 02:45:29,760 we are again the paper bag 6018 02:45:29,760 --> 02:45:30,440 princess 6019 02:45:31,000 --> 02:45:32,430 research demonstrated cd tv 6020 02:45:32,430 --> 02:45:34,670 software called discus books to 6021 02:45:34,670 --> 02:45:36,330 teach reading skills to 6022 02:45:36,330 --> 02:45:37,240 youngsters 6023 02:45:37,880 --> 02:45:39,230 the interface may look like a 6024 02:45:39,230 --> 02:45:41,210 book but the cd tv technology 6025 02:45:41,210 --> 02:45:42,760 makes it interactive 6026 02:45:49,560 --> 02:45:46,570 the music discus children's 6027 02:45:46,570 --> 02:45:50,270 books are multi- he's still 6028 02:45:50,270 --> 02:45:53,660 there it's a different fellow 6029 02:45:53,660 --> 02:45:54,120 though i think 6030 02:45:54,120 --> 02:45:55,500 and children can pause the 6031 02:45:55,500 --> 02:45:56,800 story at any point to get a 6032 02:45:56,800 --> 02:45:59,400 translation the user can also 6033 02:45:59,400 --> 02:46:00,360 call up a 6034 02:46:00,360 --> 02:46:02,690 pronunciation guide syllables 6035 02:46:02,690 --> 02:46:04,750 and word definitions that's 6036 02:46:04,750 --> 02:46:07,060 very very cumbersome and clunky 6037 02:46:07,060 --> 02:46:07,480 for a 6038 02:46:07,480 --> 02:46:08,850 child to use even an adult 6039 02:46:08,850 --> 02:46:10,390 would be you'd be like what 6040 02:46:10,390 --> 02:46:11,900 does this do how does this it's 6041 02:46:11,900 --> 02:46:12,840 it's not really 6042 02:46:12,840 --> 02:46:14,870 intuitive discus cd tv books 6043 02:46:14,870 --> 02:46:17,090 will be available in late march 6044 02:46:17,090 --> 02:46:19,640 for under 70 dollars dominion 6045 02:46:19,640 --> 02:46:21,780 so dragon which is the spanish 6046 02:46:21,780 --> 02:46:23,430 for dragon there we did get a 6047 02:46:23,430 --> 02:46:25,400 spanish for dragon books will 6048 02:46:25,400 --> 02:46:26,360 be available 6049 02:46:26,360 --> 02:46:28,650 in late march for under 70 6050 02:46:28,650 --> 02:46:30,750 dollars dominion software 6051 02:46:30,750 --> 02:46:32,770 dragon where presented an 6052 02:46:32,770 --> 02:46:34,040 electronic and 6053 02:46:34,040 --> 02:46:38,330 so drag off dragon cyclopedia 6054 02:46:38,330 --> 02:46:40,580 of military aircraft called 6055 02:46:40,580 --> 02:46:43,180 advanced military systems the cd 6056 02:46:43,180 --> 02:46:44,440 advanced death 6057 02:46:44,440 --> 02:46:46,360 machines based guide contains 6058 02:46:46,360 --> 02:46:48,420 1500 photos of military 6059 02:46:48,420 --> 02:46:50,110 aircraft along with a voice 6060 02:46:50,110 --> 02:46:51,880 description or music 6061 02:46:51,880 --> 02:46:53,760 on the cd's audio track all 6062 02:46:53,760 --> 02:46:55,850 weather all weather vehicle 6063 02:46:55,850 --> 02:46:58,030 attack michael corcoran thank 6064 02:46:58,030 --> 02:46:59,080 you very much 6065 02:46:59,080 --> 02:47:00,700 michael for the tip there i 6066 02:47:00,700 --> 02:47:02,240 hope you're getting on well 6067 02:47:02,240 --> 02:47:04,060 michael the ruptured achilles 6068 02:47:04,060 --> 02:47:05,160 sending corcoran to 6069 02:47:05,160 --> 02:47:06,730 michael ryan would you ever cop 6070 02:47:06,730 --> 02:47:08,160 on oh yeah thank you very much 6071 02:47:08,160 --> 02:47:09,870 there for the tip michael ryan 6072 02:47:09,870 --> 02:47:10,360 and michael 6073 02:47:10,360 --> 02:47:12,930 corcoran two michael's two tips 6074 02:47:12,930 --> 02:47:15,330 one quality quality aircraft 6075 02:47:15,330 --> 02:47:17,530 aircraft along with a voice 6076 02:47:17,530 --> 02:47:18,920 description or 6077 02:47:18,920 --> 02:47:21,080 music on the cd's audio track 6078 02:47:21,080 --> 02:47:23,240 all weather bomber it is used 6079 02:47:23,240 --> 02:47:25,940 for close air support interdiction 6080 02:47:25,940 --> 02:47:26,680 and deep 6081 02:47:26,680 --> 02:47:28,840 strike advanced military system 6082 02:47:28,840 --> 02:47:30,580 it is used to bomb innocent 6083 02:47:30,580 --> 02:47:32,290 people in and that's all for 6084 02:47:32,290 --> 02:47:33,240 this week at 6085 02:47:33,240 --> 02:47:35,030 come a calm deck systems will 6086 02:47:35,030 --> 02:47:36,880 be available for cd tv players 6087 02:47:36,880 --> 02:47:38,760 this spring for under 40 6088 02:47:38,760 --> 02:47:40,760 dollars it's really 6089 02:47:40,760 --> 02:47:42,960 a new type of category laser 6090 02:47:42,960 --> 02:47:44,810 disc for example gives you 6091 02:47:44,810 --> 02:47:46,780 movies uh but it's a fairly 6092 02:47:46,780 --> 02:47:48,600 linear process cd audio 6093 02:47:48,600 --> 02:47:50,620 gives you sound but again it's 6094 02:47:50,620 --> 02:47:52,590 a fairly linear process cd tv 6095 02:47:52,590 --> 02:47:54,840 gives you this uh capability of 6096 02:47:54,840 --> 02:47:55,160 having 6097 02:47:55,160 --> 02:47:56,730 reference works where you can 6098 02:47:56,730 --> 02:47:58,300 explore and move throughout 6099 02:47:58,300 --> 02:47:59,870 vast amounts of information at 6100 02:47:59,870 --> 02:48:00,200 will 6101 02:48:01,160 --> 02:48:03,110 the entertainment potential of 6102 02:48:03,110 --> 02:48:04,820 cd tv the internet before the 6103 02:48:04,820 --> 02:48:06,770 internet existed you could move 6104 02:48:06,770 --> 02:48:07,160 from 6105 02:48:07,160 --> 02:48:09,210 entertainment to enter to 6106 02:48:09,210 --> 02:48:11,590 information at will within the 6107 02:48:11,590 --> 02:48:13,840 limits of what they've given 6108 02:48:13,840 --> 02:48:14,920 you on a disc you 6109 02:48:14,920 --> 02:48:16,270 know just amounts of 6110 02:48:16,270 --> 02:48:18,160 information at will the 6111 02:48:18,160 --> 02:48:19,910 entertainment potential of cd 6112 02:48:19,910 --> 02:48:21,570 tv was demonstrated at the 6113 02:48:21,570 --> 02:48:22,040 tiger 6114 02:48:22,040 --> 02:48:23,810 media display the case of the 6115 02:48:23,810 --> 02:48:25,430 cautious con he loved that 6116 02:48:25,430 --> 02:48:27,210 lucky he had to point that bit 6117 02:48:27,210 --> 02:48:27,880 out tv was 6118 02:48:27,880 --> 02:48:29,800 demonstrated at the tiger media 6119 02:48:29,800 --> 02:48:31,440 display the case of the 6120 02:48:31,440 --> 02:48:32,990 cautious condor is the first of 6121 02:48:32,990 --> 02:48:35,320 the cautious condor is 6122 02:48:35,320 --> 02:48:37,020 the first the case of the 6123 02:48:37,020 --> 02:48:39,050 cautious condor look rated at 6124 02:48:39,050 --> 02:48:40,980 the tiger media display the 6125 02:48:40,980 --> 02:48:42,520 case of the cautious 6126 02:48:42,520 --> 02:48:44,540 condor is the first of a series 6127 02:48:44,540 --> 02:48:46,730 of interactive display the case 6128 02:48:46,730 --> 02:48:48,760 of the cautious condor is the 6129 02:48:48,760 --> 02:48:49,880 first of a series of 6130 02:48:49,880 --> 02:48:51,270 interactive mysteries called 6131 02:48:51,270 --> 02:48:52,870 airwave adventures called airwave 6132 02:48:52,870 --> 02:48:54,700 adventures styled after 1930s 6133 02:48:54,700 --> 02:48:54,920 era 6134 02:48:55,480 --> 02:48:57,710 look at that a pissed man 6135 02:48:57,710 --> 02:49:00,970 getting argy-bargy with someone 6136 02:49:00,970 --> 02:49:03,980 in a i don't know a night venue 6137 02:49:03,980 --> 02:49:04,920 or some 6138 02:49:04,920 --> 02:49:06,960 description because he's 6139 02:49:06,960 --> 02:49:09,080 wearing a tux the case of the 6140 02:49:09,080 --> 02:49:10,640 curious condor is it 6141 02:49:10,640 --> 02:49:13,320 unbelievable and this is 6142 02:49:13,320 --> 02:49:15,400 available on what a cd tv 6143 02:49:16,680 --> 02:49:18,400 cd-rom is it yeah you need to 6144 02:49:18,400 --> 02:49:20,060 put that into the uh the 6145 02:49:20,060 --> 02:49:21,740 respective machine you can't 6146 02:49:21,740 --> 02:49:23,320 put that into a pc 6147 02:49:23,320 --> 02:49:24,780 although they probably did 6148 02:49:24,780 --> 02:49:26,440 interactive mysteries called 6149 02:49:26,440 --> 02:49:28,220 airwave adventures styled after 6150 02:49:28,220 --> 02:49:30,120 1930s era radio dramas 6151 02:49:34,760 --> 02:49:33,700 oh brilliant we're getting 6152 02:49:33,700 --> 02:49:37,590 audio for this i just heard him 6153 02:49:37,590 --> 02:49:40,200 say usually in in in my country 6154 02:49:40,200 --> 02:49:42,120 a gentleman does not insult 6155 02:49:42,120 --> 02:49:43,990 people like this uh so it 6156 02:49:43,990 --> 02:49:45,340 really fit the dialogue 6157 02:49:45,340 --> 02:49:46,960 actually fit that uh that 6158 02:49:46,960 --> 02:49:48,680 picture there of your man 6159 02:49:50,360 --> 02:49:52,290 cautious condor a gentleman was 6160 02:49:52,290 --> 02:49:54,400 not insulted by fighting in her 6161 02:49:54,400 --> 02:49:56,180 presence cautious condor 6162 02:49:56,180 --> 02:49:57,400 combines elements 6163 02:49:57,400 --> 02:49:59,260 of computer adventure games 6164 02:49:59,260 --> 02:50:01,110 with raunchy colorful comic 6165 02:50:01,110 --> 02:50:03,120 book style images in narrative 6166 02:50:03,120 --> 02:50:04,600 soundtrack and music 6167 02:50:04,600 --> 02:50:06,920 complete the mood cautious condor 6168 02:50:06,920 --> 02:50:09,080 will be available cautious ball 6169 02:50:09,080 --> 02:50:10,950 work there on that trackpad 6170 02:50:10,950 --> 02:50:11,880 just getting 6171 02:50:12,360 --> 02:50:14,220 a close-up view of what i was 6172 02:50:14,220 --> 02:50:17,090 going on about how whoever's 6173 02:50:17,090 --> 02:50:19,020 using that can just open up a 6174 02:50:19,020 --> 02:50:19,880 world of 6175 02:50:19,880 --> 02:50:22,900 opportunities by rubbing their 6176 02:50:22,900 --> 02:50:25,380 palm or fingers across that 6177 02:50:25,380 --> 02:50:28,790 ball 360 degrees any maneuver 6178 02:50:28,790 --> 02:50:30,680 is possible and then 6179 02:50:30,680 --> 02:50:32,520 straight to the click box at 6180 02:50:32,520 --> 02:50:34,520 the side of the caustic condor 6181 02:50:34,520 --> 02:50:36,640 will be available so you've got 6182 02:50:36,640 --> 02:50:38,120 ball clickbox numpad 6183 02:50:38,920 --> 02:50:39,720 it had three elements to it by 6184 02:50:39,720 --> 02:50:40,890 the end of march you didn't 6185 02:50:40,890 --> 02:50:42,210 have to hold it in your hand 6186 02:50:42,210 --> 02:50:43,780 you could just have it on the 6187 02:50:43,780 --> 02:50:44,360 desk dollars 6188 02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:50,130 the cd tv player comes with a 6189 02:50:50,130 --> 02:50:52,020 midi port or musical instrument 6190 02:50:52,020 --> 02:50:53,670 digital interface the midi 6191 02:50:53,670 --> 02:50:54,360 connection 6192 02:50:54,360 --> 02:50:56,160 allows cd tv dirty dancing 6193 02:50:56,160 --> 02:50:58,290 users to manipulate digitally 6194 02:50:58,290 --> 02:51:00,100 recorded music much like a 6195 02:51:00,100 --> 02:51:01,080 synthesizer 6196 02:51:01,960 --> 02:51:03,880 cd tv will also play cd plus g 6197 02:51:03,880 --> 02:51:07,060 or compact disc plus graphics a 6198 02:51:07,060 --> 02:51:08,760 kind of mtv on cd 6199 02:51:13,800 --> 02:51:15,920 eastman kodak's contribution to 6200 02:51:15,920 --> 02:51:17,790 the consumer cd market was not 6201 02:51:17,790 --> 02:51:19,880 surprising spinning kodak cube 6202 02:51:19,880 --> 02:51:21,560 a compact disc 6203 02:51:21,560 --> 02:51:23,660 for storing snapshots called 6204 02:51:23,660 --> 02:51:25,340 the photo cd the cd-based 6205 02:51:25,340 --> 02:51:27,310 storage system begins with a 6206 02:51:27,310 --> 02:51:28,920 high resolution 35 6207 02:51:28,920 --> 02:51:31,810 millimeter film scanner that 6208 02:51:31,810 --> 02:51:35,250 really is high precise level of 6209 02:51:35,250 --> 02:51:38,200 mouse work this guy mouses for 6210 02:51:38,200 --> 02:51:39,160 a living 6211 02:51:40,280 --> 02:51:43,200 in in in a real heavy and hard 6212 02:51:43,200 --> 02:51:43,640 way 6213 02:51:44,520 --> 02:51:45,570 now you don't usually see that 6214 02:51:45,570 --> 02:51:47,440 in the industry nowadays the 6215 02:51:47,440 --> 02:51:49,420 concept of a mouse glove kind 6216 02:51:49,420 --> 02:51:51,370 of fell by the wayside in the 6217 02:51:51,370 --> 02:51:52,280 mid 90s 6218 02:51:53,320 --> 02:51:54,710 uh once the mass adoption of 6219 02:51:54,710 --> 02:51:57,340 home computers and pcs really 6220 02:51:57,340 --> 02:51:59,000 hit the high notes 6221 02:51:59,720 --> 02:52:01,970 um the mouse glove was seen as 6222 02:52:01,970 --> 02:52:05,120 something of an archaic way to 6223 02:52:05,120 --> 02:52:07,580 handle your mouse but this is 6224 02:52:07,580 --> 02:52:09,800 obviously a mouse purist 6225 02:52:09,800 --> 02:52:12,120 someone who has moused since 6226 02:52:12,120 --> 02:52:14,020 the inception of the fucking 6227 02:52:14,020 --> 02:52:16,070 mouse came into play and he 6228 02:52:16,070 --> 02:52:17,640 does it he does 6229 02:52:17,640 --> 02:52:19,440 it with a real remarkable aplomb 6230 02:52:19,440 --> 02:52:21,030 let's let's have a look at him 6231 02:52:21,030 --> 02:52:22,160 in action for sale to 6232 02:52:22,160 --> 02:52:24,200 professional photo labs 6233 02:52:24,200 --> 02:52:26,040 customers would bring their 6234 02:52:26,040 --> 02:52:28,020 film for processing and get a cd 6235 02:52:28,020 --> 02:52:29,930 and their look in with it again 6236 02:52:29,930 --> 02:52:31,080 it just it comes 6237 02:52:31,080 --> 02:52:33,710 out of nowhere it's it's a real 6238 02:52:33,710 --> 02:52:36,280 sweet sweet dream of a maneuver 6239 02:52:42,200 --> 02:52:43,190 get a cd transfer at the same 6240 02:52:43,190 --> 02:52:44,440 time 6241 02:52:46,920 --> 02:52:47,130 amateur photographers could 6242 02:52:47,130 --> 02:52:49,520 archive their photos to cd 6243 02:52:49,520 --> 02:52:51,650 until the disc has reached its 6244 02:52:51,650 --> 02:52:53,240 capacity of 100 images 6245 02:52:53,800 --> 02:52:55,690 like the audio version the 6246 02:52:55,690 --> 02:52:57,730 photo cd is not erasable once 6247 02:52:57,730 --> 02:53:00,030 recorded kodak claims that it's 6248 02:53:00,030 --> 02:53:01,080 not erasable 6249 02:53:01,080 --> 02:53:02,860 image compression technique can 6250 02:53:02,860 --> 02:53:04,380 shrink the amount of storage 6251 02:53:04,380 --> 02:53:06,150 space required by two-thirds 6252 02:53:06,150 --> 02:53:08,570 down from 18 to 6 megabytes per 6253 02:53:08,570 --> 02:53:08,920 image 6254 02:53:12,200 --> 02:53:13,960 the kodak introduction was an 6255 02:53:13,960 --> 02:53:15,990 early announcement is that a kodak 6256 02:53:15,990 --> 02:53:17,670 jacket meant to say the least 6257 02:53:17,670 --> 02:53:18,280 product 6258 02:53:18,280 --> 02:53:20,640 that's a nice uh what would you 6259 02:53:20,640 --> 02:53:22,590 say the reflection on that disc 6260 02:53:22,590 --> 02:53:24,540 i mean i've never i've never 6261 02:53:24,540 --> 02:53:25,560 achieved that 6262 02:53:26,360 --> 02:53:28,190 in reality when i'm looking at 6263 02:53:28,190 --> 02:53:30,320 the back of a cd but that uh 6264 02:53:30,320 --> 02:53:34,300 spectrum is very very nice to 6265 02:53:34,300 --> 02:53:35,160 see available until 6266 02:53:35,160 --> 02:53:37,370 late 1992 but kodak hopes the 6267 02:53:37,370 --> 02:53:39,110 early introduction will give 6268 02:53:39,110 --> 02:53:40,890 development it's it's himself 6269 02:53:40,890 --> 02:53:41,320 again 6270 02:53:41,320 --> 02:53:43,390 old old michael mouser 6271 02:53:43,390 --> 02:53:46,750 available until late 1990 with 6272 02:53:46,750 --> 02:53:49,110 his glove and the casio back 6273 02:53:49,110 --> 02:53:50,360 strap back wrist 6274 02:53:50,360 --> 02:53:52,420 wearer he doesn't do things by 6275 02:53:52,420 --> 02:53:54,440 the book he does things against 6276 02:53:54,440 --> 02:53:56,360 the book and in some cases the 6277 02:53:56,360 --> 02:53:56,920 book is 6278 02:53:56,920 --> 02:53:58,750 actually being ripped up and 6279 02:53:58,750 --> 02:54:00,490 thrown out the fucking window 6280 02:54:00,490 --> 02:54:02,360 by this guy too but kodak hopes 6281 02:54:02,360 --> 02:54:02,760 the early 6282 02:54:02,760 --> 02:54:04,190 introduction will give 6283 02:54:04,190 --> 02:54:05,890 developers and he discs hard as 6284 02:54:05,890 --> 02:54:07,240 well time to provide the 6285 02:54:07,240 --> 02:54:09,320 application software look at 6286 02:54:09,320 --> 02:54:09,560 that 6287 02:54:11,240 --> 02:54:14,430 really getting a fucking a show 6288 02:54:14,430 --> 02:54:16,870 here from this guy it's a 6289 02:54:16,870 --> 02:54:19,320 technological wonder 6290 02:54:23,160 --> 02:54:25,010 incredible form a true operator 6291 02:54:25,010 --> 02:54:26,920 of the sith 6292 02:54:32,040 --> 02:54:32,420 full spectrum display full 6293 02:54:32,420 --> 02:54:37,000 spectrum cbd look at that 6294 02:54:41,160 --> 02:54:42,730 will give developers enough 6295 02:54:42,730 --> 02:54:45,980 lead time to provide the kenwood 6296 02:54:45,980 --> 02:54:51,270 corporation was also playing 6297 02:54:51,270 --> 02:54:52,520 the advanced 6298 02:54:52,520 --> 02:54:54,660 preview game as it demonstrated 6299 02:54:54,660 --> 02:54:56,310 a prototype cd write once 6300 02:54:56,310 --> 02:54:58,240 system designed for home use 6301 02:54:58,240 --> 02:54:59,000 the right once 6302 02:54:59,000 --> 02:55:01,030 recorder will produce cd audio 6303 02:55:01,030 --> 02:55:02,700 discs for playback in any 6304 02:55:02,700 --> 02:55:04,660 standard cd player no price or 6305 02:55:04,660 --> 02:55:05,880 release date was 6306 02:55:05,880 --> 02:55:09,880 the kenwood boys finally sandsui 6307 02:55:09,880 --> 02:55:12,120 offered a solution to those c 6308 02:55:12,120 --> 02:55:14,530 san sui the owners whose cd 6309 02:55:14,530 --> 02:55:16,040 audio libraries are getting 6310 02:55:16,040 --> 02:55:18,390 just too big a robot cd changer 6311 02:55:18,390 --> 02:55:20,370 that can handle up to five 6312 02:55:20,370 --> 02:55:22,540 discs at once a big and it's a 6313 02:55:22,540 --> 02:55:25,160 lovely cd graphic there robot 6314 02:55:25,160 --> 02:55:27,770 changer where the two o's in 6315 02:55:27,770 --> 02:55:29,080 robot are cds 6316 02:55:31,400 --> 02:55:33,310 The world's only mini system 6317 02:55:33,310 --> 02:55:35,680 with built-in robot CD changer. 6318 02:55:36,160 --> 02:55:37,240 Fucking brilliant stuff. 6319 02:55:37,960 --> 02:55:39,270 It's probably like big shit at 6320 02:55:39,270 --> 02:55:40,720 the time, you know. 6321 02:55:42,760 --> 02:55:43,390 I used to have one of those 6322 02:55:43,390 --> 02:55:45,720 three, change three CDs, 6323 02:55:45,960 --> 02:55:47,360 and then I had a friend who had 6324 02:55:47,360 --> 02:55:48,460 a five CD changer. 6325 02:55:49,100 --> 02:55:49,980 Unbelievable stuff. 6326 02:55:50,340 --> 02:55:51,350 And then MP3 came along, and 6327 02:55:51,350 --> 02:55:52,860 that was all thrown in the bin. 6328 02:55:52,960 --> 02:55:54,540 Changer that can handle up to 6329 02:55:54,540 --> 02:55:55,820 five discs at once. 6330 02:55:55,820 --> 02:55:57,980 A robot arm moves discs from a 6331 02:55:57,980 --> 02:55:59,800 storage well to the player 6332 02:55:59,800 --> 02:56:01,460 as each selection is finished. 6333 02:56:01,640 --> 02:56:03,500 Yeah, loose word usage of the 6334 02:56:03,500 --> 02:56:05,020 word robot indeed. 6335 02:56:05,340 --> 02:56:06,790 It's just a mechanical arm, but 6336 02:56:06,790 --> 02:56:07,900 it's a great action. 6337 02:56:08,360 --> 02:56:10,300 And people loved robots. 6338 02:56:10,440 --> 02:56:11,710 People are impressed by robots, 6339 02:56:11,710 --> 02:56:12,260 you know. 6340 02:56:12,980 --> 02:56:13,800 I did a stream about robots 6341 02:56:13,800 --> 02:56:15,280 there a few months ago. 6342 02:56:15,420 --> 02:56:16,820 I loved it, seeing all the 6343 02:56:16,820 --> 02:56:17,500 robots. 6344 02:56:17,860 --> 02:56:19,530 And I seen a video the other 6345 02:56:19,530 --> 02:56:20,700 day of two robots 6346 02:56:21,980 --> 02:56:24,210 engaged in hand-to-hand combat 6347 02:56:24,210 --> 02:56:26,440 in a ring in China. 6348 02:56:26,740 --> 02:56:28,090 Lots of Chinese people watching 6349 02:56:28,090 --> 02:56:29,340 it, shouting them on, 6350 02:56:29,620 --> 02:56:30,720 probably putting bets on it. 6351 02:56:32,480 --> 02:56:33,500 It's coming down. 6352 02:56:34,000 --> 02:56:35,280 It's like the AI stuff. 6353 02:56:36,180 --> 02:56:37,720 You better keep your eye on it. 6354 02:56:37,920 --> 02:56:37,980 It's going to fucking catch you 6355 02:56:37,980 --> 02:56:38,080 out. 6356 02:56:38,080 --> 02:56:40,430 A $240 changer features random 6357 02:56:40,430 --> 02:56:41,000 play. 6358 02:56:41,140 --> 02:56:42,380 Before you know it, you're 6359 02:56:42,380 --> 02:56:43,940 getting the fuck knocked out of 6360 02:56:43,940 --> 02:56:44,140 you 6361 02:56:44,140 --> 02:56:46,670 by a robot, because you haven't 6362 02:56:46,670 --> 02:56:47,480 kept abreast 6363 02:56:47,480 --> 02:56:48,880 of the rapidly changing 6364 02:56:48,880 --> 02:56:50,560 environment of robotics and 6365 02:56:50,560 --> 02:56:51,500 technology. 6366 02:56:51,500 --> 02:56:53,700 16-track random access and four-way 6367 02:56:53,700 --> 02:56:54,300 repeat. 6368 02:56:54,900 --> 02:56:56,070 Cycle time between discs is 6369 02:56:56,070 --> 02:56:57,960 less than three seconds. 6370 02:56:57,960 --> 02:57:06,870 That's such a fucking hard 6371 02:57:06,870 --> 02:57:15,440 pause to go into there. 6372 02:57:18,440 --> 02:57:19,540 Just that one. 6373 02:57:19,540 --> 02:57:19,560 Just that one. 6374 02:57:22,560 --> 02:57:23,280 Just that one. 6375 02:57:23,280 --> 02:57:25,690 As laptop computers shrink in 6376 02:57:25,690 --> 02:57:27,850 price and size, they've spawned 6377 02:57:27,850 --> 02:57:29,460 a whole new category of even 6378 02:57:29,460 --> 02:57:30,960 smaller electronic computing 6379 02:57:30,960 --> 02:57:32,520 devices that actually fit in 6380 02:57:32,520 --> 02:57:33,840 the palm of your hand. 6381 02:57:33,840 --> 02:57:35,130 This Franklin electronic 6382 02:57:35,130 --> 02:57:36,690 dictionary, for example, is 6383 02:57:36,690 --> 02:57:37,580 essentially a portable 6384 02:57:37,580 --> 02:57:38,520 reference book. 6385 02:57:38,520 --> 02:57:39,970 But at this year's CES, we 6386 02:57:39,970 --> 02:57:41,690 found a whole new generation of 6387 02:57:41,690 --> 02:57:43,350 pocket-sized portables that 6388 02:57:43,350 --> 02:57:44,750 offer a lot more than just 6389 02:57:44,750 --> 02:57:45,440 words. 6390 02:57:48,380 --> 02:57:50,090 This year's CES had plenty of 6391 02:57:50,090 --> 02:57:51,600 big, splashy boots. 6392 02:57:51,600 --> 02:57:52,180 It's great. 6393 02:57:52,460 --> 02:57:53,580 I mean, you've got the 6394 02:57:53,580 --> 02:57:55,620 technology, the robots and all 6395 02:57:55,620 --> 02:57:57,440 this, but you can't beat old 6396 02:57:57,440 --> 02:57:59,200 school entertainment. 6397 02:57:59,580 --> 02:58:00,920 Lads juggling clubs. 6398 02:58:01,860 --> 02:58:02,940 It's always going to catch the 6399 02:58:02,940 --> 02:58:05,240 eye and the attention of people. 6400 02:58:05,240 --> 02:58:06,760 Yes, had plenty of big, splashy 6401 02:58:06,760 --> 02:58:07,260 boots. 6402 02:58:07,420 --> 02:58:08,510 When you can get robots that 6403 02:58:08,510 --> 02:58:09,870 can do this, that's when I'll 6404 02:58:09,870 --> 02:58:11,070 start to fucking take you 6405 02:58:11,070 --> 02:58:11,820 seriously. 6406 02:58:12,020 --> 02:58:12,900 It's not going to happen. 6407 02:58:13,300 --> 02:58:15,630 The dexterity and the fucking 6408 02:58:15,630 --> 02:58:17,100 accounting for the little maneuvers 6409 02:58:17,100 --> 02:58:19,100 and the movements and things. 6410 02:58:19,300 --> 02:58:20,250 It's too much for a robot to 6411 02:58:20,250 --> 02:58:20,800 handle. 6412 02:58:21,980 --> 02:58:22,340 Yet. 6413 02:58:24,280 --> 02:58:24,710 Paradoxically, these oversized 6414 02:58:24,710 --> 02:58:26,880 displays were often promoting 6415 02:58:26,880 --> 02:58:28,480 the reduced... 6416 02:58:28,480 --> 02:58:30,140 Why don't people juggle anymore? 6417 02:58:30,220 --> 02:58:30,700 Ask Darren. 6418 02:58:30,840 --> 02:58:31,760 I mean, that's another thing. 6419 02:58:31,760 --> 02:58:33,160 I mean, I think people just don't 6420 02:58:33,160 --> 02:58:34,410 think it's cool anymore, you 6421 02:58:34,410 --> 02:58:34,820 know? 6422 02:58:36,400 --> 02:58:37,920 I think it's not the cool thing. 6423 02:58:38,020 --> 02:58:39,300 People just... 6424 02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:40,540 They've gone off. 6425 02:58:40,600 --> 02:58:41,940 It's all phones now, isn't it? 6426 02:58:42,140 --> 02:58:43,280 It's just... 6427 02:58:43,280 --> 02:58:44,960 Look at this video I've seen. 6428 02:58:46,200 --> 02:58:47,700 Whereas, it's... 6429 02:58:47,700 --> 02:58:49,000 You're going to be better off. 6430 02:58:49,420 --> 02:58:50,960 You're much better equipped to 6431 02:58:50,960 --> 02:58:52,650 engage in the public sphere and 6432 02:58:52,650 --> 02:58:53,300 arena. 6433 02:58:53,720 --> 02:58:55,400 If you can juggle a few clubs. 6434 02:58:56,460 --> 02:58:56,900 The phone... 6435 02:58:56,900 --> 02:58:58,570 Anyone can fucking show a video 6436 02:58:58,570 --> 02:58:59,320 on a phone. 6437 02:59:00,120 --> 02:59:01,380 Dimensions of their smallest 6438 02:59:01,380 --> 02:59:02,320 products. 6439 02:59:03,940 --> 02:59:04,490 Franklin Computer introduced a 6440 02:59:04,490 --> 02:59:06,560 palm-sized electronic version 6441 02:59:06,560 --> 02:59:09,320 of the concise Columbia Encyclopedia, 6442 02:59:09,780 --> 02:59:11,240 weighing less than 12 ounces. 6443 02:59:11,820 --> 02:59:13,660 A handheld unit can search by 6444 02:59:13,660 --> 02:59:15,750 keywords or by year, topic, or 6445 02:59:15,750 --> 02:59:16,660 main idea. 6446 02:59:18,500 --> 02:59:18,840 The search function will also 6447 02:59:18,840 --> 02:59:20,900 cross-reference other related 6448 02:59:20,900 --> 02:59:22,580 articles categorized by 6449 02:59:22,580 --> 02:59:23,480 subjects, 6450 02:59:23,680 --> 02:59:25,230 such as history, science, or 6451 02:59:25,230 --> 02:59:25,980 the arts. 6452 02:59:26,980 --> 02:59:29,140 The software can search by synonym 6453 02:59:29,140 --> 02:59:29,860 as well. 6454 02:59:29,860 --> 02:59:31,330 By typing novelists, for 6455 02:59:31,330 --> 02:59:33,130 example, you'll also get a list 6456 02:59:33,130 --> 02:59:34,810 of those described as authors 6457 02:59:34,810 --> 02:59:35,800 and writers. 6458 02:59:37,440 --> 02:59:38,440 The $400 encyclopedia features 6459 02:59:38,440 --> 02:59:40,740 phonetic spelling correction, 6460 02:59:40,740 --> 02:59:41,970 so the user can enter a term or 6461 02:59:41,970 --> 02:59:43,660 proper name phonetically... 6462 02:59:43,660 --> 02:59:44,400 Not great. 6463 02:59:44,400 --> 02:59:48,480 These things didn't take off. 6464 02:59:48,480 --> 02:59:49,920 Subject and the proper spelling. 6465 02:59:51,360 --> 02:59:51,460 Franklin also unveiled a 6466 02:59:51,460 --> 02:59:53,590 Spanish-English translator with 6467 02:59:53,590 --> 02:59:55,340 a voice chip for non-native 6468 02:59:55,340 --> 02:59:57,280 speakers learning English. 6469 02:59:57,760 --> 02:59:58,990 The Franklin Spanish master 6470 02:59:58,990 --> 03:00:00,770 uses recorded human speech to 6471 03:00:00,770 --> 03:00:02,680 teach the proper pronunciation 6472 03:00:02,680 --> 03:00:04,390 of a word in its entirety and 6473 03:00:04,390 --> 03:00:05,740 phoneme by phoneme. 6474 03:00:05,740 --> 03:00:13,410 That was the audio they had for 6475 03:00:13,410 --> 03:00:14,980 it. 6476 03:00:15,120 --> 03:00:15,640 Rubbish. 6477 03:00:15,700 --> 03:00:16,860 No wonder it didn't take off. 6478 03:00:18,580 --> 03:00:19,180 Shiki. 6479 03:00:20,960 --> 03:00:21,440 Shiki. 6480 03:00:21,580 --> 03:00:23,600 ...of a word in its entirety 6481 03:00:23,600 --> 03:00:25,280 and phoneme by phoneme. 6482 03:00:25,280 --> 03:00:26,020 Some step. 6483 03:00:26,420 --> 03:00:32,500 The seven-ounce translator also... 6484 03:00:32,500 --> 03:00:34,600 Thank you very much there, Dara. 6485 03:00:34,700 --> 03:00:35,750 Could you make a little groove 6486 03:00:35,750 --> 03:00:36,620 out of this episode? 6487 03:00:37,140 --> 03:00:39,390 What tune would you suggest 6488 03:00:39,390 --> 03:00:40,400 there? 6489 03:00:40,500 --> 03:00:41,060 That's the thing. 6490 03:00:41,160 --> 03:00:42,780 ...to provide sample English 6491 03:00:42,780 --> 03:00:44,320 phrases and spelling correction 6492 03:00:44,320 --> 03:00:45,820 in both Spanish and English. 6493 03:00:46,200 --> 03:00:47,080 Spanish master will be 6494 03:00:47,080 --> 03:00:49,520 available in June for about $300. 6495 03:00:50,620 --> 03:00:51,140 Shishi. 6496 03:00:51,380 --> 03:00:52,900 Franklin, which started out 6497 03:00:52,900 --> 03:00:54,440 making Apple II and PC clones, 6498 03:00:54,440 --> 03:00:55,880 now believes it has found the 6499 03:00:55,880 --> 03:00:57,260 right approach to consumer 6500 03:00:57,260 --> 03:00:58,160 electronics. 6501 03:00:58,880 --> 03:01:00,110 Franklin products, for example, 6502 03:01:00,110 --> 03:01:01,460 are very affordable. 6503 03:01:01,640 --> 03:01:03,710 Our products range from $30 to 6504 03:01:03,710 --> 03:01:04,780 $300. 6505 03:01:04,780 --> 03:01:05,630 Are you going to play the 6506 03:01:05,630 --> 03:01:06,600 second Metal Gear game? 6507 03:01:07,480 --> 03:01:09,380 Oh, I mean, I don't know. 6508 03:01:09,500 --> 03:01:11,180 I mean, I fucking, I don't know. 6509 03:01:12,660 --> 03:01:14,300 It's a real commitment, isn't 6510 03:01:14,300 --> 03:01:14,920 it? 6511 03:01:15,720 --> 03:01:16,780 I mean, it's obviously not. 6512 03:01:16,820 --> 03:01:17,520 It's just a game. 6513 03:01:18,360 --> 03:01:19,820 But I feel as though, even 6514 03:01:19,820 --> 03:01:21,620 though graphically it's better 6515 03:01:21,620 --> 03:01:23,480 in a leap up from the first one, 6516 03:01:23,480 --> 03:01:24,930 and obviously all the story and 6517 03:01:24,930 --> 03:01:26,170 it's Kojima and all that sort 6518 03:01:26,170 --> 03:01:26,780 of stuff. 6519 03:01:27,260 --> 03:01:29,270 I just thought that was the 6520 03:01:29,270 --> 03:01:31,340 point in the series where it 6521 03:01:31,340 --> 03:01:34,480 started to be too overindulgent. 6522 03:01:35,620 --> 03:01:37,000 And, but maybe I'm wrong. 6523 03:01:37,080 --> 03:01:38,560 Maybe I'll play it again and I'll 6524 03:01:38,560 --> 03:01:39,990 actually rekindle the love for 6525 03:01:39,990 --> 03:01:40,880 it, you know. 6526 03:01:41,760 --> 03:01:43,100 But we'll just wait and see. 6527 03:01:43,100 --> 03:01:45,280 The idea was maybe to play them 6528 03:01:45,280 --> 03:01:47,640 before the third one comes out, 6529 03:01:47,640 --> 03:01:50,170 the remake, Omega, Metal Gear, 6530 03:01:50,170 --> 03:01:51,580 Omega, is it? 6531 03:01:52,160 --> 03:01:54,000 Or Alpha or whatever Greek 6532 03:01:54,000 --> 03:01:55,220 alphabet. 6533 03:01:55,780 --> 03:01:57,400 That comes out in August, the 6534 03:01:57,400 --> 03:01:58,700 end of August. 6535 03:01:59,200 --> 03:01:59,850 So I was thinking if that is 6536 03:01:59,850 --> 03:02:01,160 going to be out and I'm playing 6537 03:02:01,160 --> 03:02:02,400 that, it'd be better to have 6538 03:02:02,400 --> 03:02:03,690 played those first two games 6539 03:02:03,690 --> 03:02:04,540 before then. 6540 03:02:04,800 --> 03:02:06,240 Bit of time yet. 6541 03:02:06,360 --> 03:02:07,080 Metal Gear Delta. 6542 03:02:07,080 --> 03:02:08,280 There's a big difference 6543 03:02:08,280 --> 03:02:09,420 between that and the more 6544 03:02:09,420 --> 03:02:10,880 traditional computer range of 6545 03:02:10,880 --> 03:02:12,240 500 to thousands. 6546 03:02:12,800 --> 03:02:14,080 A product has a difficult time 6547 03:02:14,080 --> 03:02:15,580 becoming a true consumer 6548 03:02:15,580 --> 03:02:17,400 electronics product at those 6549 03:02:17,400 --> 03:02:18,880 lofty price points. 6550 03:02:19,000 --> 03:02:20,120 So price has a lot to do with 6551 03:02:20,120 --> 03:02:21,480 it, but so does design. 6552 03:02:21,940 --> 03:02:23,080 The kind of guiding principles 6553 03:02:23,080 --> 03:02:24,400 when we put together a user 6554 03:02:24,400 --> 03:02:25,990 interface are really somewhat 6555 03:02:25,990 --> 03:02:27,570 different than those at work in 6556 03:02:27,570 --> 03:02:28,060 a PC. 6557 03:02:28,060 --> 03:02:29,930 I think PC customers place a 6558 03:02:29,930 --> 03:02:32,120 lot more emphasis on generality 6559 03:02:32,120 --> 03:02:33,240 and options. 6560 03:02:33,860 --> 03:02:35,510 The consumer wants a foolproof 6561 03:02:35,510 --> 03:02:37,460 device that does the right 6562 03:02:37,460 --> 03:02:39,280 thing the first time. 6563 03:02:40,700 --> 03:02:42,500 Palm-sized portables were... 6564 03:02:42,500 --> 03:02:43,750 Does the right thing the first 6565 03:02:43,750 --> 03:02:44,140 time. 6566 03:02:44,200 --> 03:02:45,920 ...like a calculator and an 6567 03:02:45,920 --> 03:02:46,760 alarm clock. 6568 03:02:47,280 --> 03:02:48,640 The portable encyclopedia will 6569 03:02:48,640 --> 03:02:50,150 be available in April for 6570 03:02:50,150 --> 03:02:51,580 around $350. 6571 03:02:53,520 --> 03:02:54,400 Good luck. 6572 03:02:54,400 --> 03:02:56,310 For world travelers, Selectronics 6573 03:02:56,310 --> 03:02:58,380 unveiled the Berlitz Travelmaster, 6574 03:02:58,380 --> 03:03:00,200 a translator with a voice chip 6575 03:03:00,200 --> 03:03:03,070 containing 10 languages and 1,700 6576 03:03:03,070 --> 03:03:03,800 phrases. 6577 03:03:04,540 --> 03:03:05,060 Please. 6578 03:03:05,840 --> 03:03:07,120 Please be rubbish. 6579 03:03:08,560 --> 03:03:09,730 Please be really low-bit rate 6580 03:03:09,730 --> 03:03:12,120 voice that is un... 6581 03:03:13,320 --> 03:03:14,680 You can't understand it. 6582 03:03:15,140 --> 03:03:15,880 It's unintelligible. 6583 03:03:16,080 --> 03:03:16,300 Please. 6584 03:03:16,740 --> 03:03:18,060 According to Selectronics, the 6585 03:03:18,060 --> 03:03:19,690 Travelmaster uses an advanced 6586 03:03:19,690 --> 03:03:21,060 form of speech... 6587 03:03:21,060 --> 03:03:22,180 It's like the T-master. 6588 03:03:22,180 --> 03:03:24,550 ...to store digitally recorded 6589 03:03:24,550 --> 03:03:26,100 human speech instead of the 6590 03:03:26,100 --> 03:03:28,130 less natural-sounding synthetic 6591 03:03:28,130 --> 03:03:28,780 speech. 6592 03:03:29,540 --> 03:03:30,540 I have a reservation. 6593 03:03:31,900 --> 03:03:34,460 I have a reservation. 6594 03:03:35,200 --> 03:03:36,360 ...less natural-sounding 6595 03:03:36,360 --> 03:03:37,600 synthetic speech. 6596 03:03:38,200 --> 03:03:39,380 I have a reservation. 6597 03:03:40,460 --> 03:03:41,740 It's unnatural enough. 6598 03:03:42,040 --> 03:03:42,640 Reservation. 6599 03:03:43,360 --> 03:03:44,600 Brilliant Systems Limited. 6600 03:03:46,600 --> 03:03:48,100 As with many trade shows, you 6601 03:03:48,100 --> 03:03:49,300 can find some of the most 6602 03:03:49,300 --> 03:03:50,990 intriguing products in the most 6603 03:03:50,990 --> 03:03:52,200 unassuming booths. 6604 03:03:52,200 --> 03:03:54,010 At the Hong Kong Pavilion, a 6605 03:03:54,010 --> 03:03:55,490 number of small vendors were 6606 03:03:55,490 --> 03:03:57,390 offering some compact products 6607 03:03:57,390 --> 03:03:58,960 in some compact booths. 6608 03:03:58,960 --> 03:04:00,430 A company called Brilliant 6609 03:04:00,430 --> 03:04:01,960 System Limited introduced a 6610 03:04:01,960 --> 03:04:03,740 Chinese-English translator and 6611 03:04:03,740 --> 03:04:06,550 dictionary containing over 200,000 6612 03:04:06,550 --> 03:04:07,180 words. 6613 03:04:07,180 --> 03:04:09,110 The translator model CK9000 6614 03:04:09,110 --> 03:04:10,780 also includes common... 6615 03:04:10,780 --> 03:04:13,780 It looks very, very easy to use. 6616 03:04:13,780 --> 03:04:15,380 It's very intuitive and easy to 6617 03:04:15,380 --> 03:04:15,780 use. 6618 03:04:15,780 --> 03:04:18,090 ...idioms and phrases in both 6619 03:04:18,090 --> 03:04:19,060 languages. 6620 03:04:21,460 --> 03:04:23,250 The CK9000 will display both 6621 03:04:23,250 --> 03:04:24,670 simplified and conventional 6622 03:04:24,670 --> 03:04:25,970 Chinese characters, and a 6623 03:04:25,970 --> 03:04:27,160 talking version is under 6624 03:04:27,160 --> 03:04:28,060 development. 6625 03:04:28,060 --> 03:04:29,590 The combination dictionary 6626 03:04:29,590 --> 03:04:32,060 translator retails for about $150. 6627 03:04:32,060 --> 03:04:34,860 At least two computer companies 6628 03:04:34,860 --> 03:04:36,960 chose CES as the launching pad 6629 03:04:36,960 --> 03:04:39,410 for some budget-priced laptop 6630 03:04:39,410 --> 03:04:40,660 computers. 6631 03:04:40,660 --> 03:04:42,000 Brother introduced a new 6632 03:04:42,000 --> 03:04:43,720 category of laptop machine they 6633 03:04:43,720 --> 03:04:45,260 called work organizers. 6634 03:04:45,260 --> 03:04:47,170 Brother is eager to stress that 6635 03:04:47,170 --> 03:04:48,830 the PowerNote laptop is neither 6636 03:04:48,830 --> 03:04:50,270 a portable computer nor a 6637 03:04:50,270 --> 03:04:52,250 pocket-type personal organizer, 6638 03:04:52,250 --> 03:04:53,260 but a hybrid. 6639 03:04:53,260 --> 03:04:55,760 The five-pound PowerNote, about 6640 03:04:55,760 --> 03:04:57,990 the size of a thick notebook, 6641 03:04:57,990 --> 03:04:59,940 has built-in software. 6642 03:04:59,940 --> 03:05:02,650 ...instead of a DOS prompt, 6643 03:05:02,650 --> 03:05:04,140 users get a menu. 6644 03:05:04,140 --> 03:05:06,140 Incredible, incredible display. 6645 03:05:06,140 --> 03:05:07,870 ...an ASCII file transfer 6646 03:05:07,870 --> 03:05:09,740 program for PCs, a text... 6647 03:05:09,740 --> 03:05:10,940 ...dot matrix. 6648 03:05:10,940 --> 03:05:13,220 ...book, calculator, alarm 6649 03:05:13,220 --> 03:05:15,360 clock, calendar, spreadsheet, 6650 03:05:15,360 --> 03:05:17,140 and an optional fax modem. 6651 03:05:17,140 --> 03:05:18,990 You wouldn't be fucking 6652 03:05:18,990 --> 03:05:21,530 spreading much sheet on that. 6653 03:05:21,530 --> 03:05:23,340 It's very, it's like a letterbox. 6654 03:05:23,340 --> 03:05:25,480 ...K of RAM and a proprietary 6655 03:05:25,480 --> 03:05:27,710 240K floppy disk drive. With 6656 03:05:27,710 --> 03:05:28,860 its rechargeable battery, the 6657 03:05:28,860 --> 03:05:29,540 laptop... 6658 03:05:29,540 --> 03:05:31,740 ...spread your sheets and fly. 6659 03:05:31,740 --> 03:05:32,820 Brother expects to ship the 6660 03:05:32,820 --> 03:05:34,060 PowerNote in April. The 6661 03:05:34,060 --> 03:05:36,190 suggested retail price will be 6662 03:05:36,190 --> 03:05:37,740 under $500. 6663 03:05:37,740 --> 03:05:40,330 Laser Computer, once known for 6664 03:05:40,330 --> 03:05:43,010 low-cost clones of the Apple II, 6665 03:05:43,010 --> 03:05:45,970 unveiled a very slim IBM-compatible 6666 03:05:45,970 --> 03:05:47,740 called the PC4. 6667 03:05:47,740 --> 03:05:49,420 Like the brother PowerNote, PC4 6668 03:05:49,420 --> 03:05:50,470 is more like a portable 6669 03:05:50,470 --> 03:05:51,760 electronic notebook than a 6670 03:05:51,760 --> 03:05:53,180 replacement for your desktop 6671 03:05:53,180 --> 03:05:53,940 computer. 6672 03:05:53,940 --> 03:05:55,200 It comes with a ROM-based 6673 03:05:55,200 --> 03:05:56,820 software package suitable for 6674 03:05:56,820 --> 03:05:58,270 travelers, including word 6675 03:05:58,270 --> 03:05:59,940 processor and Lotus-compatible 6676 03:05:59,940 --> 03:06:00,940 spreadsheet. 6677 03:06:00,940 --> 03:06:03,430 For business people with a hectic 6678 03:06:03,430 --> 03:06:04,780 schedule, there's an 6679 03:06:04,780 --> 03:06:06,920 appointment book, telephone 6680 03:06:06,920 --> 03:06:09,040 directory, alarm clock, and 6681 03:06:09,040 --> 03:06:11,140 file transfer utilities. 6682 03:06:11,140 --> 03:06:12,710 The PC4 is a true lightweight 6683 03:06:12,710 --> 03:06:14,100 at under two pounds, and it 6684 03:06:14,100 --> 03:06:15,540 comes with an expansion slot 6685 03:06:15,540 --> 03:06:17,140 for custom applications. 6686 03:06:17,140 --> 03:06:18,340 The PC4 IBM version sells for 6687 03:06:18,340 --> 03:06:19,340 custom applications. 6688 03:06:19,340 --> 03:06:20,900 I love the fact that they could 6689 03:06:20,900 --> 03:06:22,620 expand on these little products 6690 03:06:22,620 --> 03:06:24,340 and really take them to town. 6691 03:06:24,340 --> 03:06:25,960 Push them to the limits of what 6692 03:06:25,960 --> 03:06:27,340 you could do with them. 6693 03:06:27,340 --> 03:06:29,540 Next, arcade games. 6694 03:06:36,540 --> 03:06:39,540 Neo Geo. Is the stream dead? 6695 03:06:39,540 --> 03:06:41,230 Please let me know if the 6696 03:06:41,230 --> 03:06:42,540 stream is dead. 6697 03:06:42,540 --> 03:06:44,540 But we are back. 6698 03:06:44,540 --> 03:06:45,540 Okay, great stuff. 6699 03:06:45,540 --> 03:06:47,540 Neo Geo. 6700 03:06:47,540 --> 03:06:51,620 It's got not just one, but six 6701 03:06:51,620 --> 03:06:55,730 different video games packed 6702 03:06:55,730 --> 03:06:59,680 into a single console called 6703 03:06:59,680 --> 03:07:02,740 Neo Geo or New Land. 6704 03:07:02,740 --> 03:07:04,300 This new multi-game video game 6705 03:07:04,300 --> 03:07:06,010 system is the latest attraction 6706 03:07:06,010 --> 03:07:07,740 from Japan's SNK Corporation. 6707 03:07:07,740 --> 03:07:09,510 Each game cartridge operates 6708 03:07:09,510 --> 03:07:11,480 off of a powerful 16-bit main 6709 03:07:11,480 --> 03:07:12,740 microprocessor. 6710 03:07:12,740 --> 03:07:14,740 And because it's got... 6711 03:07:14,740 --> 03:07:15,740 Is that the... 6712 03:07:15,740 --> 03:07:17,340 Did she say main? 6713 03:07:17,340 --> 03:07:19,940 M-E-M-E. 6714 03:07:19,940 --> 03:07:21,940 Is that what that is? 6715 03:07:21,940 --> 03:07:23,490 Partridge operates off of a 6716 03:07:23,490 --> 03:07:26,240 powerful 16-bit main microprocessor. 6717 03:07:26,240 --> 03:07:28,500 And because it's got 64 megabytes 6718 03:07:28,500 --> 03:07:30,230 of ROM, each Neo Geo game has 6719 03:07:30,230 --> 03:07:31,660 superior graphics, including 3D 6720 03:07:31,660 --> 03:07:31,940 effects and sound capabilities. 6721 03:07:31,940 --> 03:07:32,940 Look at that. 6722 03:07:32,940 --> 03:07:35,280 Arcade operators say because of 6723 03:07:35,280 --> 03:07:37,540 the high quality and variety in 6724 03:07:37,540 --> 03:07:39,420 games, Neo Geo attracts a 6725 03:07:39,420 --> 03:07:41,760 second group of players besides 6726 03:07:41,760 --> 03:07:42,740 the kids. 6727 03:07:42,740 --> 03:07:43,890 We're finding that that not 6728 03:07:43,890 --> 03:07:45,300 only appeals to the youngsters, 6729 03:07:45,300 --> 03:07:46,540 but to the older players. 6730 03:07:46,540 --> 03:07:48,180 Older players as well because 6731 03:07:48,180 --> 03:07:49,140 it has... 6732 03:07:49,140 --> 03:07:50,360 Thank you very much, Gavin 6733 03:07:50,360 --> 03:07:51,140 Brown 90. 6734 03:07:51,140 --> 03:07:55,440 The 90th edition of Gavin Brown. 6735 03:07:55,440 --> 03:07:56,440 Thank you very much. 6736 03:07:56,440 --> 03:07:57,440 Things like golf. 6737 03:07:57,440 --> 03:07:59,140 It's not white. 6738 03:07:59,140 --> 03:08:01,270 You're not blue, green, yellow, 6739 03:08:01,270 --> 03:08:03,140 black, pink, or magenta. 6740 03:08:03,140 --> 03:08:05,140 You're brown. 6741 03:08:05,140 --> 03:08:05,740 You're brown. 6742 03:08:05,740 --> 03:08:07,180 Thank you very much, Gavin 6743 03:08:07,180 --> 03:08:07,740 Brown. 6744 03:08:07,740 --> 03:08:08,990 Golf and baseball that if a 6745 03:08:08,990 --> 03:08:10,350 parent is walking by and sees 6746 03:08:10,350 --> 03:08:11,540 the game, they'll try it 6747 03:08:11,540 --> 03:08:13,040 because they know what golf and 6748 03:08:13,040 --> 03:08:14,220 baseball are all about as 6749 03:08:14,220 --> 03:08:15,340 opposed to... 6750 03:08:15,340 --> 03:08:18,050 Yeah, it was a hot environment 6751 03:08:18,050 --> 03:08:20,340 inside that arcade in the CES 6752 03:08:20,340 --> 03:08:22,940 of 1991 of... 6753 03:08:22,940 --> 03:08:24,240 Was it Las Vegas? 6754 03:08:24,240 --> 03:08:26,840 It would be very hot in there. 6755 03:08:26,840 --> 03:08:29,440 Your man has a moist pate. 6756 03:08:29,440 --> 03:08:32,360 Thank you very much, Nal, for 6757 03:08:32,360 --> 03:08:33,440 the tip. 6758 03:08:33,440 --> 03:08:34,650 First time catching a stream 6759 03:08:34,650 --> 03:08:35,040 live. 6760 03:08:35,040 --> 03:08:36,270 I spent the past six months 6761 03:08:36,270 --> 03:08:37,950 watching all 500 plus of your 6762 03:08:37,950 --> 03:08:39,040 previous streams. 6763 03:08:39,040 --> 03:08:40,040 So, man for one man. 6764 03:08:40,040 --> 03:08:41,410 Thank you very much indeed, Nal, 6765 03:08:41,410 --> 03:08:42,040 for the tip. 6766 03:08:42,040 --> 03:08:43,040 Very, very kind to you. 6767 03:08:43,040 --> 03:08:44,350 Shoot 'em up type of game where 6768 03:08:44,350 --> 03:08:45,840 they might not know where they're 6769 03:08:45,840 --> 03:08:47,040 trying to get... 6770 03:08:47,040 --> 03:08:48,040 Fire alarm. 6771 03:08:48,040 --> 03:08:49,040 This wasn't... 6772 03:08:49,040 --> 03:08:51,570 No, Mark, this wasn't the 6773 03:08:51,570 --> 03:08:53,040 summer show. 6774 03:08:53,040 --> 03:08:54,640 This was the winter edition. 6775 03:08:54,640 --> 03:08:56,240 Well, you can only imagine. 6776 03:08:56,240 --> 03:08:57,770 They must have had the heating 6777 03:08:57,770 --> 03:08:58,640 on full Nally. 6778 03:08:58,640 --> 03:09:00,320 Try it because they know what 6779 03:09:00,320 --> 03:09:02,140 golf and baseball are all about 6780 03:09:02,140 --> 03:09:03,750 as opposed to walking up to a 6781 03:09:03,750 --> 03:09:05,500 shoot 'em up type of game where 6782 03:09:05,500 --> 03:09:07,460 they might not know where they're 6783 03:09:07,460 --> 03:09:08,640 trying to get to. 6784 03:09:08,640 --> 03:09:10,380 SNK has spruced up the video 6785 03:09:10,380 --> 03:09:12,220 game console by adding a jack 6786 03:09:12,220 --> 03:09:13,900 for headphones as well as a 6787 03:09:13,900 --> 03:09:15,640 slot for a memory card. 6788 03:09:15,640 --> 03:09:16,640 You can see... 6789 03:09:16,640 --> 03:09:17,640 Jackson slots. 6790 03:09:17,640 --> 03:09:19,430 Stick that into the game at the 6791 03:09:19,430 --> 03:09:20,640 end of your play. 6792 03:09:20,640 --> 03:09:22,580 Put it in there and you can 6793 03:09:22,580 --> 03:09:24,890 start from that point when you 6794 03:09:24,890 --> 03:09:26,240 play it again. 6795 03:09:26,240 --> 03:09:27,510 For those that have played 6796 03:09:27,510 --> 03:09:29,050 video games, even at home, you 6797 03:09:29,050 --> 03:09:30,430 know, you have to go through 6798 03:09:30,430 --> 03:09:32,240 many levels to reach the finish. 6799 03:09:32,240 --> 03:09:34,180 And with this memory card, you 6800 03:09:34,180 --> 03:09:35,960 can stick it in from the level 6801 03:09:35,960 --> 03:09:37,520 that you started when you 6802 03:09:37,520 --> 03:09:39,240 finished the last time. 6803 03:09:40,240 --> 03:09:41,240 That was a bit weird. 6804 03:09:41,240 --> 03:09:42,810 Stick it in from the level that 6805 03:09:42,810 --> 03:09:44,400 you started when you finished 6806 03:09:44,400 --> 03:09:45,240 the... 6807 03:09:45,240 --> 03:09:48,160 It was like somebody had made a 6808 03:09:48,160 --> 03:09:50,960 double entendre when he said 6809 03:09:50,960 --> 03:09:53,840 that risky turn of phrase. 6810 03:09:53,840 --> 03:09:55,370 And then there was like a shriek 6811 03:09:55,370 --> 03:09:56,840 in the background as well. 6812 03:09:56,840 --> 03:09:58,600 I don't want to be going into 6813 03:09:58,600 --> 03:10:00,440 that realm at this time of day. 6814 03:10:00,440 --> 03:10:02,440 It's not that kind of thing. 6815 03:10:02,440 --> 03:10:03,440 But it was... 6816 03:10:03,440 --> 03:10:03,440 But it was... 6817 03:10:03,440 --> 03:10:05,440 Coincidental, no? 6818 03:10:05,440 --> 03:10:07,110 Memory card, you can stick it 6819 03:10:07,110 --> 03:10:08,520 in from the level that you 6820 03:10:08,520 --> 03:10:10,200 started when you finished the 6821 03:10:10,200 --> 03:10:11,040 last time. 6822 03:10:11,040 --> 03:10:12,880 The memory cards can also be 6823 03:10:12,880 --> 03:10:14,800 used in the Neo Geo home units 6824 03:10:14,800 --> 03:10:16,860 that have the same games as the 6825 03:10:16,860 --> 03:10:17,640 arcades. 6826 03:10:17,640 --> 03:10:18,640 That's a... 6827 03:10:19,640 --> 03:10:21,100 The most mysterious golfers on 6828 03:10:21,100 --> 03:10:22,240 display and selection. 6829 03:10:22,240 --> 03:10:24,240 David Fuziyama. 6830 03:10:25,640 --> 03:10:27,360 We all know him, don't we? We 6831 03:10:27,360 --> 03:10:28,800 all know Masashi Kurosaki as 6832 03:10:28,800 --> 03:10:31,240 well. And what about Hubert Belger? 6833 03:10:32,240 --> 03:10:33,240 No match... 6834 03:10:34,240 --> 03:10:37,240 For the powerful Jack Stadel. 6835 03:10:41,240 --> 03:10:42,830 The gimmick that's sure to 6836 03:10:42,830 --> 03:10:43,840 boost sales. 6837 03:10:43,840 --> 03:10:44,840 For the computer... 6838 03:10:44,840 --> 03:10:45,840 Look at his head! 6839 03:10:46,840 --> 03:10:47,840 Fucking... 6840 03:10:47,840 --> 03:10:49,080 The stuff of nightmares there 6841 03:10:49,080 --> 03:10:50,840 on Jack Stadel. Watch this. 6842 03:10:50,840 --> 03:10:53,140 Same games as the arcades. That's 6843 03:10:53,140 --> 03:10:54,390 a gimmick that's sure to boost 6844 03:10:54,390 --> 03:10:54,840 sales. 6845 03:10:54,840 --> 03:10:56,840 Fucking whiplash. 6846 03:10:56,840 --> 03:10:57,840 For the... 6847 03:11:01,840 --> 03:11:02,440 The computer... 6848 03:11:02,440 --> 03:11:03,040 The computer... 6849 03:11:03,040 --> 03:11:04,440 Same games as the arcades. 6850 03:11:05,240 --> 03:11:05,840 Meat. 6851 03:11:05,840 --> 03:11:06,640 Sweat. 6852 03:11:07,640 --> 03:11:09,040 Metro. Thank you very much. 6853 03:11:09,040 --> 03:11:09,920 That's a gimmick that's sure to 6854 03:11:09,920 --> 03:11:10,440 boost... 6855 03:11:16,840 --> 03:11:17,440 Sales. 6856 03:11:17,440 --> 03:11:19,380 For the computer chronicles, I'm 6857 03:11:19,380 --> 03:11:20,440 Maria Gabriel. 6858 03:11:22,840 --> 03:11:24,040 Maria Gabriel? 6859 03:11:24,840 --> 03:11:26,440 That's a name I don't remember. 6860 03:11:27,440 --> 03:11:28,810 For the computer chronicles, I'm 6861 03:11:28,810 --> 03:11:30,040 Maria Gabriel. 6862 03:11:30,040 --> 03:11:35,640 The Genesis! 6863 03:11:35,640 --> 03:11:37,420 The Mega Drive, the Nintendo, 6864 03:11:37,420 --> 03:11:38,640 it's all coming up. 6865 03:11:38,640 --> 03:11:39,640 Smack you! 6866 03:11:49,640 --> 03:11:50,640 Fire! 6867 03:11:51,640 --> 03:11:53,640 Ah, look at that. Is that Madden? 6868 03:11:53,640 --> 03:11:55,530 I mean, you know, it's not John 6869 03:11:55,530 --> 03:11:57,640 Madden himself, but it... 6870 03:11:57,640 --> 03:11:58,640 Maybe it is. 6871 03:11:58,640 --> 03:12:00,240 It's something... 6872 03:12:00,240 --> 03:12:01,240 Someone's football. 6873 03:12:01,240 --> 03:12:03,240 Are there any NFL... 6874 03:12:04,240 --> 03:12:05,240 ...heads out there... 6875 03:12:06,240 --> 03:12:06,910 ...that can tell us what that 6876 03:12:06,910 --> 03:12:07,240 is? 6877 03:12:07,240 --> 03:12:08,240 This console... 6878 03:12:09,240 --> 03:12:10,240 ...it means a lot. 6879 03:12:10,240 --> 03:12:11,240 When I just see that... 6880 03:12:13,240 --> 03:12:13,560 ...there, just this little 6881 03:12:13,560 --> 03:12:15,500 piece here, and you knew that 6882 03:12:15,500 --> 03:12:17,240 it was going to be good. 6883 03:12:17,240 --> 03:12:18,360 It was better than the console 6884 03:12:18,360 --> 03:12:19,240 you had at the time. 6885 03:12:19,240 --> 03:12:20,960 Thank you very much for the tip, 6886 03:12:20,960 --> 03:12:21,840 Gavin Brown. 6887 03:12:21,840 --> 03:12:22,840 ...BRAWN. 6888 03:12:22,840 --> 03:12:24,840 Never a frown. 6889 03:12:24,840 --> 03:12:26,840 ...with GAVIN BROWN. 6890 03:12:26,840 --> 03:12:28,830 Thank you very much for the tip 6891 03:12:28,830 --> 03:12:30,440 there, Gavin Brown. 6892 03:12:30,440 --> 03:12:32,610 For people who grew up in the 6893 03:12:32,610 --> 03:12:34,760 computer era, their first taste 6894 03:12:34,760 --> 03:12:36,210 of digital technology was 6895 03:12:36,210 --> 03:12:37,540 probably with a video game. 6896 03:12:37,940 --> 03:12:39,540 A hugely successful invention. 6897 03:12:40,000 --> 03:12:40,780 Joe Montana. 6898 03:12:41,180 --> 03:12:42,170 That first made its appearance 6899 03:12:42,170 --> 03:12:43,220 in the mid-70s. 6900 03:12:43,620 --> 03:12:45,090 Since the first Pong game back 6901 03:12:45,090 --> 03:12:47,880 in 1976, the industry boomed. 6902 03:12:47,960 --> 03:12:49,130 And the Sonic theme tune 6903 03:12:49,130 --> 03:12:50,570 underneath the shots of Joe 6904 03:12:50,570 --> 03:12:51,880 Montana's football. 6905 03:12:52,260 --> 03:12:53,390 Today's computer video games 6906 03:12:53,390 --> 03:12:54,740 have become increasingly 6907 03:12:54,740 --> 03:12:56,520 sophisticated and realistic. 6908 03:12:58,380 --> 03:12:59,820 Nintendo now has the lion's 6909 03:12:59,820 --> 03:13:01,440 share of the $5 billion video 6910 03:13:01,440 --> 03:13:02,320 game market. 6911 03:13:02,980 --> 03:13:04,150 The way your man jumps out 6912 03:13:04,150 --> 03:13:06,080 there is exactly my sort of 6913 03:13:06,080 --> 03:13:07,920 fucking feeling when I'm 6914 03:13:07,920 --> 03:13:09,680 watching the show. 6915 03:13:09,800 --> 03:13:11,630 And I often jump out onto the 6916 03:13:11,630 --> 03:13:13,560 screen like that as well. 6917 03:13:14,080 --> 03:13:15,420 You might have noticed that. 6918 03:13:16,100 --> 03:13:17,170 Nintendo now has the lion's 6919 03:13:17,170 --> 03:13:19,130 share of the $5 billion video 6920 03:13:19,130 --> 03:13:20,180 game market. 6921 03:13:20,460 --> 03:13:21,750 But it has plenty of rivals who 6922 03:13:21,750 --> 03:13:23,500 fight as hard as any screen-bound 6923 03:13:23,500 --> 03:13:24,220 warrior. 6924 03:13:24,400 --> 03:13:26,780 This year's CES showed the unmistakable 6925 03:13:26,780 --> 03:13:28,110 impact of new computer 6926 03:13:28,110 --> 03:13:29,440 technology on new game 6927 03:13:29,440 --> 03:13:30,420 technology. 6928 03:13:32,180 --> 03:13:32,480 Sega of America brought out a 6929 03:13:32,480 --> 03:13:34,170 portable color system to 6930 03:13:34,170 --> 03:13:36,760 compete directly with Nintendo. 6931 03:13:36,760 --> 03:13:38,370 What the hell is going on with 6932 03:13:38,370 --> 03:13:40,040 this lanyard badge thing? 6933 03:13:40,620 --> 03:13:41,690 That should be a lot further 6934 03:13:41,690 --> 03:13:42,500 down, man. 6935 03:13:42,560 --> 03:13:43,990 That's going to chafe and 6936 03:13:43,990 --> 03:13:45,790 scratch the undercarriage of 6937 03:13:45,790 --> 03:13:47,240 your chin, Jessup. 6938 03:13:47,780 --> 03:13:51,640 Known as the gusset or the jowlpuss. 6939 03:13:52,160 --> 03:13:52,840 Troll for pace. 6940 03:13:52,920 --> 03:13:54,000 Thank you very much for your 6941 03:13:54,000 --> 03:13:54,240 tip. 6942 03:13:54,960 --> 03:13:55,560 Hardware. 6943 03:13:56,240 --> 03:13:57,540 But it's a great jumper. 6944 03:13:58,500 --> 03:13:59,320 Who are these? 6945 03:13:59,400 --> 03:14:00,280 The Jumper Brothers. 6946 03:14:08,280 --> 03:14:09,550 Game Gear featured him to 6947 03:14:09,550 --> 03:14:10,830 compete directly with Nintendo's 6948 03:14:10,830 --> 03:14:12,840 ubiquitous Game Boy, the Sega 6949 03:14:12,840 --> 03:14:13,160 Game... 6950 03:14:13,160 --> 03:14:15,240 That was such a delivery on 6951 03:14:15,240 --> 03:14:15,940 Game Boy. 6952 03:14:16,580 --> 03:14:18,130 I haven't heard him say it like 6953 03:14:18,130 --> 03:14:19,260 that before. 6954 03:14:19,380 --> 03:14:20,890 It's a brand new Stu Game Boy 6955 03:14:20,890 --> 03:14:21,600 moment. 6956 03:14:22,320 --> 03:14:23,340 It's a big moment for me. 6957 03:14:24,860 --> 03:14:27,280 It was a powerful moment for me. 6958 03:14:28,880 --> 03:14:30,230 Game Gear featured Sega of 6959 03:14:30,230 --> 03:14:31,060 America. 6960 03:14:31,280 --> 03:14:32,280 Ubiquitous Game Boy. 6961 03:14:32,760 --> 03:14:33,880 Ubiquitous Game Boy. 6962 03:14:34,480 --> 03:14:35,600 Ubiquitous Game Boy. 6963 03:14:36,160 --> 03:14:37,260 Ubiquitous Game Boy. 6964 03:14:37,260 --> 03:14:39,000 The Sega Game Gear features a 6965 03:14:39,000 --> 03:14:41,200 backlit, high-resolution 3-inch 6966 03:14:41,200 --> 03:14:43,020 screen displaying up to 32 6967 03:14:43,020 --> 03:14:43,840 colours. 6968 03:14:43,980 --> 03:14:45,820 Didn't have the Game Gear. 6969 03:14:46,380 --> 03:14:47,600 Didn't have the Game... 6970 03:14:47,600 --> 03:14:48,920 Had the Game Boy. 6971 03:14:49,360 --> 03:14:50,700 Didn't have the Game... 6972 03:14:50,700 --> 03:14:51,900 Gear. 6973 03:14:52,400 --> 03:14:53,860 The Game Gear was better. 6974 03:14:54,300 --> 03:14:55,980 It played master system level 6975 03:14:55,980 --> 03:14:58,280 graphical capability games. 6976 03:15:00,020 --> 03:15:01,080 But it just wasn't as popular 6977 03:15:01,080 --> 03:15:03,260 as the Game... 6978 03:15:03,260 --> 03:15:04,640 Boy. 6979 03:15:04,640 --> 03:15:13,200 It could do... 6980 03:15:13,200 --> 03:15:14,360 I don't believe that for a 6981 03:15:14,360 --> 03:15:15,440 second there, Jake. 6982 03:15:15,600 --> 03:15:16,910 Saying it's Genesis games 6983 03:15:16,910 --> 03:15:18,100 sometimes as well. 6984 03:15:18,820 --> 03:15:20,340 Did it have that capability? 6985 03:15:21,440 --> 03:15:22,800 It must have played the Genesis 6986 03:15:22,800 --> 03:15:25,480 games at a much lower spec, no? 6987 03:15:25,480 --> 03:15:27,080 Sound and the unit can be 6988 03:15:27,080 --> 03:15:29,170 transformed into a television 6989 03:15:29,170 --> 03:15:31,090 tuner with an adapter due out 6990 03:15:31,090 --> 03:15:32,940 in the fall of this year. 6991 03:15:33,480 --> 03:15:34,150 Sega will offer Game Gear 6992 03:15:34,150 --> 03:15:35,630 versions of two new games, one 6993 03:15:35,630 --> 03:15:37,400 featuring a well-known... 6994 03:15:37,400 --> 03:15:38,400 Castle of Illusion. 6995 03:15:38,400 --> 03:15:38,980 Castle of Illusion. 6996 03:15:40,240 --> 03:15:41,620 That's actually... 6997 03:15:41,620 --> 03:15:42,780 That looks like the... 6998 03:15:42,780 --> 03:15:43,980 That's the... 6999 03:15:43,980 --> 03:15:44,820 Sorry, the... 7000 03:15:44,820 --> 03:15:45,400 Fucking... 7001 03:15:46,400 --> 03:15:47,400 Sega... 7002 03:15:47,400 --> 03:15:48,360 Not the master system. 7003 03:15:48,500 --> 03:15:49,120 The... 7004 03:15:49,120 --> 03:15:49,960 We've just seen it. 7005 03:15:49,980 --> 03:15:50,380 The Genesis. 7006 03:15:52,160 --> 03:15:54,040 That's the Genesis version of 7007 03:15:54,040 --> 03:15:55,500 Castle of Illusion. 7008 03:15:58,920 --> 03:15:59,980 The Mega Drive. 7009 03:16:00,080 --> 03:16:00,830 I can't believe I've just 7010 03:16:00,830 --> 03:16:01,820 forgot the fucking name. 7011 03:16:01,900 --> 03:16:02,760 But it's confusing me because 7012 03:16:02,760 --> 03:16:03,680 there's so many... 7013 03:16:04,560 --> 03:16:06,120 Names floating around and I've 7014 03:16:06,120 --> 03:16:07,680 just seen Genesis even though I 7015 03:16:07,680 --> 03:16:09,180 knew that it wasn't called the 7016 03:16:09,180 --> 03:16:09,840 Genesis. 7017 03:16:11,200 --> 03:16:12,320 Not in my realm. 7018 03:16:12,860 --> 03:16:14,070 Mouse, the other a less 7019 03:16:14,070 --> 03:16:15,760 renowned hedgehog. 7020 03:16:16,780 --> 03:16:17,980 Less renowned hedgehog. 7021 03:16:19,460 --> 03:16:20,730 Unknown Mouse, the other a less 7022 03:16:20,730 --> 03:16:22,720 renowned hedgehog. 7023 03:16:26,020 --> 03:16:25,120 Portable video games sell in 7024 03:16:25,120 --> 03:16:27,820 quantities that would astonish 7025 03:16:27,820 --> 03:16:30,580 any computer hardware maker. 7026 03:16:31,040 --> 03:16:33,080 Over 40,000 Game Gears were 7027 03:16:33,080 --> 03:16:34,520 sold in Japan within two days 7028 03:16:34,520 --> 03:16:35,780 of its introduction. 7029 03:16:36,460 --> 03:16:37,470 A month later, back orders 7030 03:16:37,470 --> 03:16:40,160 exceeded 600,000 units. 7031 03:16:40,780 --> 03:16:41,760 On this side of the Pacific, 7032 03:16:41,760 --> 03:16:43,380 Sega plans to start shipping 7033 03:16:43,380 --> 03:16:45,120 the Game Gear in April for a 7034 03:16:45,120 --> 03:16:47,500 suggested price of about $160. 7035 03:16:48,140 --> 03:16:49,430 Game cartridges will sell for 7036 03:16:49,430 --> 03:16:50,600 about $30. 7037 03:16:53,020 --> 03:16:54,780 Nintendo had some new games... 7038 03:16:54,780 --> 03:17:02,700 I mean, it's just... 7039 03:17:02,700 --> 03:17:03,640 It's great, isn't it? 7040 03:17:03,640 --> 03:17:05,400 When you get a section of the 7041 03:17:05,400 --> 03:17:07,250 fucking episode that is just 7042 03:17:07,250 --> 03:17:09,160 Game Boy and it's Stu doing the 7043 03:17:09,160 --> 03:17:10,860 chatting on it as well. 7044 03:17:11,560 --> 03:17:12,920 It's just a great moment. 7045 03:17:13,460 --> 03:17:14,640 It's another great moment for 7046 03:17:14,640 --> 03:17:15,720 me personally. 7047 03:17:16,080 --> 03:17:17,880 I don't know about ye whether 7048 03:17:17,880 --> 03:17:20,380 or not you care, but I love it. 7049 03:17:20,380 --> 03:17:26,100 Nintendo had some new games and 7050 03:17:26,100 --> 03:17:32,260 accessories on display, but the 7051 03:17:32,260 --> 03:17:39,430 16-bit Super Famicom, already 7052 03:17:39,430 --> 03:17:43,920 for sale in Japan, was not 7053 03:17:43,920 --> 03:17:46,660 among them. 7054 03:17:46,660 --> 03:17:48,980 Inside the enormous Nintendo Pavilion, 7055 03:17:48,980 --> 03:17:50,650 the company demonstrated its 7056 03:17:50,650 --> 03:17:52,420 four-player adapter, a set of 7057 03:17:52,420 --> 03:17:54,300 cables that permits head-to-head 7058 03:17:54,300 --> 03:17:56,340 competition among four players. 7059 03:17:56,680 --> 03:17:58,380 The adapter sells for under $30. 7060 03:18:00,360 --> 03:18:00,910 Nolan Bushnell, inventor of Pong, 7061 03:18:00,910 --> 03:18:03,120 the first video game, predicts 7062 03:18:03,120 --> 03:18:05,270 even more interaction between 7063 03:18:05,270 --> 03:18:07,180 computer chips... 7064 03:18:07,180 --> 03:18:08,380 This guy invented Pong. 7065 03:18:09,440 --> 03:18:11,760 Socrates here invented Pong. 7066 03:18:11,760 --> 03:18:13,360 We were saying earlier on how 7067 03:18:13,360 --> 03:18:15,170 he had a great presentational 7068 03:18:15,170 --> 03:18:15,640 style. 7069 03:18:15,640 --> 03:18:17,220 Just... 7070 03:18:17,220 --> 03:18:17,220 Just... 7071 03:18:17,220 --> 03:18:17,780 Just... 7072 03:18:17,780 --> 03:18:17,780 Just... 7073 03:18:17,780 --> 03:18:18,260 Just... 7074 03:18:18,260 --> 03:18:19,700 Just casually throws in. 7075 03:18:21,200 --> 03:18:22,460 ...sells for under $30. 7076 03:18:24,360 --> 03:18:25,710 Nolan Bushnell, inventor of Pong, 7077 03:18:25,710 --> 03:18:27,560 the first... 7078 03:18:27,560 --> 03:18:29,860 So he is the... 7079 03:18:29,860 --> 03:18:31,820 Nolan Bushnell... 7080 03:18:31,820 --> 03:18:33,860 Is the... 7081 03:18:33,860 --> 03:18:34,200 The... 7082 03:18:34,200 --> 03:18:37,320 The granddaddy, maybe, of... 7083 03:18:37,320 --> 03:18:38,580 Of computer games... 7084 03:18:38,580 --> 03:18:39,580 Computer games! 7085 03:18:40,140 --> 03:18:41,760 He made the first game. 7086 03:18:41,760 --> 03:18:41,920 He's interested! 7087 03:18:42,800 --> 03:18:43,960 Nintendo Game Boy! 7088 03:18:44,960 --> 03:18:45,920 Thank you very much there, 7089 03:18:45,920 --> 03:18:46,540 Count... 7090 03:18:46,540 --> 03:18:47,540 Sacular! 7091 03:18:47,540 --> 03:18:48,120 Sacular! 7092 03:18:49,040 --> 03:18:49,580 Game Boy! 7093 03:18:50,360 --> 03:18:51,060 Video game! 7094 03:18:51,840 --> 03:18:53,020 What is Pong? 7095 03:18:53,100 --> 03:18:53,660 Ask Niall. 7096 03:18:54,880 --> 03:18:55,540 Only... 7097 03:18:55,540 --> 03:18:56,720 The most... 7098 03:18:56,720 --> 03:18:57,540 Amazing game... 7099 03:18:58,860 --> 03:19:00,240 Ever should have fucking... 7100 03:19:00,240 --> 03:19:00,780 Happened. 7101 03:19:10,280 --> 03:19:11,100 Look at that. 7102 03:19:11,320 --> 03:19:11,900 They'll do a... 7103 03:19:11,900 --> 03:19:13,240 This'll be the next stream now. 7104 03:19:13,320 --> 03:19:14,640 Do a fucking Pong stream. 7105 03:19:14,880 --> 03:19:16,260 Eight hours of Pong. 7106 03:19:24,380 --> 03:19:26,380 Sorry about that volume there 7107 03:19:43,880 --> 03:19:45,880 Wow 7108 03:19:47,780 --> 03:19:49,780 Wow 7109 03:19:49,780 --> 03:19:54,910 It's like watching fucking Alcaraz 7110 03:19:54,910 --> 03:19:57,780 and Sinner yesterday 7111 03:20:10,780 --> 03:20:11,780 Brilliant stuff 7112 03:20:13,780 --> 03:20:14,930 Unfortunately we don't have any 7113 03:20:14,930 --> 03:20:17,780 time to watch any more of that 7114 03:20:17,780 --> 03:20:19,330 predicts even more interaction 7115 03:20:19,330 --> 03:20:20,640 between computer chips and 7116 03:20:20,640 --> 03:20:21,780 consumer electronics 7117 03:20:22,780 --> 03:20:23,840 I believe that all of consumer 7118 03:20:23,840 --> 03:20:26,790 electronics is in fact merging 7119 03:20:26,790 --> 03:20:29,780 and becoming more computer-esque 7120 03:20:29,780 --> 03:20:30,780 if you would 7121 03:20:30,780 --> 03:20:31,940 You don't need to hit people 7122 03:20:31,940 --> 03:20:33,090 over the head that there's a 7123 03:20:33,090 --> 03:20:33,780 computer in it 7124 03:20:33,780 --> 03:20:35,090 What you really want to do is 7125 03:20:35,090 --> 03:20:36,660 have the tool, have the 7126 03:20:36,660 --> 03:20:38,780 computer be a tool for you 7127 03:20:38,780 --> 03:20:40,300 Not necessarily have you go 7128 03:20:40,300 --> 03:20:42,010 through a big training thing so 7129 03:20:42,010 --> 03:20:43,780 that you can use your equipment 7130 03:20:43,780 --> 03:20:45,140 You want it to be, you want the 7131 03:20:45,140 --> 03:20:46,580 computer to be smarter than you 7132 03:20:46,580 --> 03:20:46,780 are 7133 03:20:46,780 --> 03:20:49,430 And take and make it easier for 7134 03:20:49,430 --> 03:20:51,450 you instead of have to train to 7135 03:20:51,450 --> 03:20:52,780 operate this machine 7136 03:20:56,780 --> 03:20:58,860 More from Vegas, Gameboy. 7137 03:20:59,360 --> 03:21:00,340 Did-de-de-de-de-de. 7138 03:21:00,440 --> 03:21:01,800 Bah, bah, bah, bah. 7139 03:21:02,180 --> 03:21:02,500 DAAA! 7140 03:21:04,260 --> 03:21:05,740 Handheld electronic games. 7141 03:21:06,400 --> 03:21:06,960 Handheld. 7142 03:21:07,100 --> 03:21:08,600 Are no longer just for kids. 7143 03:21:08,860 --> 03:21:10,020 For example, at this sharper 7144 03:21:10,020 --> 03:21:11,320 image store, you can buy. 7145 03:21:12,360 --> 03:21:13,160 Electronic games. 7146 03:21:15,940 --> 03:21:16,110 I just want to check there and 7147 03:21:16,110 --> 03:21:19,140 make sure there's nobody. 7148 03:21:20,320 --> 03:21:21,690 So I can really let loose on 7149 03:21:21,690 --> 03:21:23,020 the final. 7150 03:21:24,480 --> 03:21:25,240 The end of the episode, you 7151 03:21:25,240 --> 03:21:25,940 know. 7152 03:21:25,940 --> 03:21:41,020 Yeah, we're all clear. 7153 03:21:41,180 --> 03:21:42,140 It's pissing down outside. 7154 03:21:42,140 --> 03:21:43,740 Handheld electronic games are 7155 03:21:43,740 --> 03:21:45,140 no longer just for kids. 7156 03:21:45,480 --> 03:21:46,560 For example, at this sharper 7157 03:21:46,560 --> 03:21:48,080 image store, you can buy this 7158 03:21:48,080 --> 03:21:49,410 little electronic game that 7159 03:21:49,410 --> 03:21:50,440 plays bridge with you. 7160 03:21:50,700 --> 03:21:51,750 And there's another one that 7161 03:21:51,750 --> 03:21:52,840 lets you play chess. 7162 03:21:53,140 --> 03:21:53,950 In fact, they have an 7163 03:21:53,950 --> 03:21:55,160 electronic chess game here that 7164 03:21:55,160 --> 03:21:56,120 actually talks to you. 7165 03:21:56,120 --> 03:21:57,790 Indeed, the trend in portable 7166 03:21:57,790 --> 03:21:59,400 electronic games is to mix the 7167 03:21:59,400 --> 03:22:01,260 practical with the whimsical. 7168 03:22:02,460 --> 03:22:03,150 Game tech introduced software 7169 03:22:03,150 --> 03:22:05,040 applications for the Nintendo 7170 03:22:05,040 --> 03:22:06,680 Gameboy called InfoGenius 7171 03:22:06,680 --> 03:22:08,220 Productivity Packs. 7172 03:22:08,220 --> 03:22:09,020 Gameboy. 7173 03:22:09,180 --> 03:22:10,450 About all they have in common 7174 03:22:10,450 --> 03:22:11,460 with video games is the 7175 03:22:11,460 --> 03:22:12,620 hardware interface. 7176 03:22:14,260 --> 03:22:15,060 The InfoGenius. 7177 03:22:15,340 --> 03:22:16,220 Video nails. 7178 03:22:16,260 --> 03:22:17,730 His programs are more suitable 7179 03:22:17,730 --> 03:22:19,180 for business travelers, 7180 03:22:19,180 --> 03:22:20,540 tourists, and students than 7181 03:22:20,540 --> 03:22:21,420 game fanatics. 7182 03:22:21,940 --> 03:22:22,650 In spite of the toy-like 7183 03:22:22,650 --> 03:22:23,960 appearance of... 7184 03:22:23,960 --> 03:22:25,180 She's got dreads. 7185 03:22:25,180 --> 03:22:27,180 She's gone for a mix of... 7186 03:22:27,180 --> 03:22:33,260 Dreads and non-dreaded hair. 7187 03:22:33,780 --> 03:22:35,050 But it looks like it's just 7188 03:22:35,050 --> 03:22:35,840 breeds. 7189 03:22:37,320 --> 03:22:39,120 And then it gets dready. 7190 03:22:39,660 --> 03:22:40,940 Very, very dready. 7191 03:22:41,260 --> 03:22:42,180 Eddie Ved... 7192 03:22:42,180 --> 03:22:42,940 Dready Vedder. 7193 03:22:43,940 --> 03:22:45,780 But I don't know... 7194 03:22:45,780 --> 03:22:47,080 Like, is that... 7195 03:22:47,080 --> 03:22:48,300 What's the story there? 7196 03:22:49,600 --> 03:22:49,920 This lady here in the 7197 03:22:49,920 --> 03:22:51,220 background. 7198 03:22:52,000 --> 03:22:53,560 Powerful red blazer. 7199 03:22:53,720 --> 03:22:54,990 InfoGenius programs are more 7200 03:22:54,990 --> 03:22:57,010 suitable for business travelers, 7201 03:22:57,010 --> 03:22:58,200 tourists, and students than 7202 03:22:58,200 --> 03:22:59,240 game fanatics. 7203 03:22:59,800 --> 03:23:00,580 In spite of the toy-like 7204 03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:02,590 appearance of the Gameboy, game 7205 03:23:02,590 --> 03:23:03,790 tech is confident of its 7206 03:23:03,790 --> 03:23:05,000 marketing ploy. 7207 03:23:05,460 --> 03:23:06,720 The reasoning behind it was 7208 03:23:06,720 --> 03:23:08,380 that 46% of the game... 7209 03:23:08,380 --> 03:23:09,800 Powerful red blazer. 7210 03:23:10,060 --> 03:23:11,040 It's Jill... 7211 03:23:11,040 --> 03:23:12,720 Goldworn. 7212 03:23:13,340 --> 03:23:14,200 One of the coolest new computer 7213 03:23:14,200 --> 03:23:15,040 games... 7214 03:23:18,600 --> 03:23:20,340 Gameboy users are over 18 years 7215 03:23:20,340 --> 03:23:21,800 of age. 7216 03:23:22,160 --> 03:23:23,040 And they have had... 7217 03:23:23,040 --> 03:23:24,870 As of yet, have had no software 7218 03:23:24,870 --> 03:23:26,920 developed expressly for them. 7219 03:23:27,360 --> 03:23:29,090 So InfoGenius was developed to 7220 03:23:29,090 --> 03:23:30,600 meet their needs. 7221 03:23:30,600 --> 03:23:32,370 And there are over 5.5 million 7222 03:23:32,370 --> 03:23:33,820 households which... 7223 03:23:33,820 --> 03:23:35,740 developed to meet their needs. 7224 03:23:35,740 --> 03:24:01,780 Nintendo Gameboy. 7225 03:24:02,780 --> 03:24:04,320 Computer games. 7226 03:24:06,100 --> 03:24:06,440 Million households which 7227 03:24:06,440 --> 03:24:09,080 currently own a Gameboy unit. 7228 03:24:09,520 --> 03:24:10,830 And there are adults in each of 7229 03:24:10,830 --> 03:24:12,720 those households with software 7230 03:24:12,720 --> 03:24:13,300 needs. 7231 03:24:14,680 --> 03:24:15,560 Software needs. 7232 03:24:15,680 --> 03:24:17,250 I need my fucking software 7233 03:24:17,250 --> 03:24:18,040 needs met. 7234 03:24:20,120 --> 03:24:20,980 That's the problem. 7235 03:24:21,380 --> 03:24:22,690 I'm not having my software 7236 03:24:22,690 --> 03:24:24,240 needs met on a D-bis. 7237 03:24:24,240 --> 03:24:25,420 Software needs. 7238 03:24:25,420 --> 03:24:41,700 Nintendo's Gameboy. 7239 03:24:41,740 --> 03:24:43,710 InfoGenius unwrapped five 7240 03:24:43,710 --> 03:24:45,590 packages at CES including 7241 03:24:45,590 --> 03:24:48,090 translators, a spell checker, a 7242 03:24:48,090 --> 03:24:50,230 travel guide, and a personal 7243 03:24:50,230 --> 03:24:51,400 organizer. 7244 03:24:51,400 --> 03:24:53,120 Spanish and French translators 7245 03:24:53,120 --> 03:24:55,040 each contain 300 phrases and 7246 03:24:55,040 --> 03:24:56,980 over 12,000 words. 7247 03:24:58,060 --> 03:24:59,740 The InfoGenius travel guide 7248 03:24:59,740 --> 03:25:01,930 contains hotel, restaurant, and 7249 03:25:01,930 --> 03:25:03,680 tourist information on 20 7250 03:25:03,680 --> 03:25:05,570 American cities and includes an 7251 03:25:05,570 --> 03:25:06,600 auto dialer. 7252 03:25:08,520 --> 03:25:08,760 The personal organizer is a 7253 03:25:08,760 --> 03:25:11,040 combination of points... 7254 03:25:11,040 --> 03:25:11,560 Auto dialer. 7255 03:25:11,560 --> 03:25:13,020 Call 911. 7256 03:25:13,480 --> 03:25:14,200 ...restaurant and tourist 7257 03:25:14,200 --> 03:25:15,060 information... 7258 03:25:17,060 --> 03:25:19,100 What was that about there? 7259 03:25:19,100 --> 03:25:22,100 Does that look 9-11 and then... 7260 03:25:22,100 --> 03:25:23,760 What do these two buildings 7261 03:25:23,760 --> 03:25:24,300 look? 7262 03:25:25,600 --> 03:25:27,340 Fucking dangerous stuff, is it? 7263 03:25:27,340 --> 03:25:36,120 Information on 20 American 7264 03:25:36,120 --> 03:25:43,590 cities and includes an auto 7265 03:25:43,590 --> 03:25:46,580 dialer. 7266 03:25:48,160 --> 03:25:48,750 The personal organizer is a 7267 03:25:48,750 --> 03:25:50,890 combination appointment book, 7268 03:25:50,890 --> 03:25:53,230 world time clock, calculator, 7269 03:25:53,230 --> 03:25:54,680 and address book. 7270 03:25:55,100 --> 03:25:56,900 The InfoGenius packages will be 7271 03:25:56,900 --> 03:25:58,450 available in September for 7272 03:25:58,450 --> 03:25:59,860 around $40 each. 7273 03:26:01,600 --> 03:26:01,890 In another sign of merging 7274 03:26:01,890 --> 03:26:04,010 computer applications and 7275 03:26:04,010 --> 03:26:06,380 consumer hardware, software 7276 03:26:06,380 --> 03:26:08,940 Toolworks demonstrated the Miracle 7277 03:26:08,940 --> 03:26:10,800 Piano Teaching System. 7278 03:26:11,200 --> 03:26:12,380 The Nintendo-based music 7279 03:26:12,380 --> 03:26:14,330 instructor uses graphics with a 7280 03:26:14,330 --> 03:26:16,130 video game feel and a keyboard 7281 03:26:16,130 --> 03:26:17,220 synthesizer. 7282 03:26:22,860 --> 03:26:24,570 The Miracle System blends video 7283 03:26:24,570 --> 03:26:26,150 game lessons with technology 7284 03:26:26,150 --> 03:26:27,840 more common to computers, such 7285 03:26:27,840 --> 03:26:29,490 as music notation software and 7286 03:26:29,490 --> 03:26:30,360 a MIDI port. 7287 03:26:31,360 --> 03:26:31,820 The system includes a software 7288 03:26:31,820 --> 03:26:33,050 function that customizes 7289 03:26:33,050 --> 03:26:34,430 lessons to the learning level 7290 03:26:34,430 --> 03:26:35,360 of the student. 7291 03:26:38,360 --> 03:26:38,870 Miracle Piano for Nintendo retails 7292 03:26:38,870 --> 03:26:41,360 for about $350. 7293 03:26:42,360 --> 03:26:43,820 The final leap to the PC 7294 03:26:43,820 --> 03:26:45,930 platform is scheduled for later 7295 03:26:45,930 --> 03:26:46,900 this year. 7296 03:26:46,900 --> 03:26:48,890 Mac and Amiga versions are also 7297 03:26:48,890 --> 03:26:49,600 playing. 7298 03:26:49,600 --> 03:26:51,040 How the fuck does that work out? 7299 03:26:51,180 --> 03:26:53,400 So you're reading a musical 7300 03:26:53,400 --> 03:26:55,080 notation stave. 7301 03:26:55,640 --> 03:26:57,280 Jason stave them there. 7302 03:26:57,920 --> 03:26:59,410 And ducks fly in at certain 7303 03:26:59,410 --> 03:27:02,150 trajectories, which would 7304 03:27:02,150 --> 03:27:04,290 correspond with musical notes 7305 03:27:04,290 --> 03:27:06,240 on the stave itself. 7306 03:27:06,860 --> 03:27:10,120 And is it just ducks? 7307 03:27:10,960 --> 03:27:11,730 Like, or is there other stuff 7308 03:27:11,730 --> 03:27:13,410 that drive, like, that'll go 7309 03:27:13,410 --> 03:27:15,080 into the stave and then that'll 7310 03:27:15,080 --> 03:27:16,520 make the noise of that? 7311 03:27:16,520 --> 03:27:18,100 I mean, I'm not going to try it 7312 03:27:18,100 --> 03:27:18,540 out. 7313 03:27:18,580 --> 03:27:19,580 I'm not going to download this 7314 03:27:19,580 --> 03:27:20,340 and try and try it out or 7315 03:27:20,340 --> 03:27:21,260 anything like that. 7316 03:27:21,340 --> 03:27:21,920 Maybe I will. 7317 03:27:22,100 --> 03:27:23,440 This year, Mac and Amiga 7318 03:27:23,440 --> 03:27:25,340 versions are also playing. 7319 03:27:27,120 --> 03:27:34,190 Look at this arch of wonderment 7320 03:27:34,190 --> 03:27:40,880 inside the fucking CES hub. 7321 03:27:42,400 --> 03:27:42,840 And you've got all the big 7322 03:27:42,840 --> 03:27:43,640 names. 7323 03:27:43,980 --> 03:27:44,540 Pioneer. 7324 03:27:46,480 --> 03:27:47,000 Craig. 7325 03:27:49,500 --> 03:27:50,660 All the big names. 7326 03:27:52,780 --> 03:27:53,540 Next up. 7327 03:27:54,080 --> 03:27:54,520 News. 7328 03:27:54,680 --> 03:27:54,960 News. 7329 03:27:55,080 --> 03:27:55,280 News. 7330 03:27:55,380 --> 03:27:55,940 Random access. 7331 03:27:56,120 --> 03:27:57,680 I hope it's Stu doing the news. 7332 03:27:57,780 --> 03:27:58,460 The stews. 7333 03:27:58,620 --> 03:28:00,040 I don't want to see Janelle. 7334 03:28:05,980 --> 03:28:06,340 Woo! 7335 03:28:08,540 --> 03:28:08,880 In the random access file this 7336 03:28:08,880 --> 03:28:11,380 week, Hewlett-Packard. 7337 03:28:11,380 --> 03:28:12,360 It's Kate. 7338 03:28:13,700 --> 03:28:14,220 Magargy. 7339 03:28:16,400 --> 03:28:17,500 The first time. 7340 03:28:18,380 --> 03:28:20,760 First time I've ever seen Kate. 7341 03:28:21,540 --> 03:28:22,880 Magargy or Magargy. 7342 03:28:23,720 --> 03:28:25,160 And let's see how she does. 7343 03:28:25,160 --> 03:28:27,040 Record has introduced the new Vector 7344 03:28:27,040 --> 03:28:28,260 48633T. 7345 03:28:28,800 --> 03:28:30,190 HP says it is the most powerful 7346 03:28:30,190 --> 03:28:31,880 personal computer ever. 7347 03:28:32,280 --> 03:28:32,940 Featuring a third. 7348 03:28:33,140 --> 03:28:33,900 What is this? 7349 03:28:34,160 --> 03:28:36,840 Is this some kind of brooch? 7350 03:28:38,300 --> 03:28:39,240 Or what? 7351 03:28:39,800 --> 03:28:41,580 It is a strange place. 7352 03:28:41,680 --> 03:28:42,300 A strange shape. 7353 03:28:42,300 --> 03:29:00,240 A piece of meat. 7354 03:29:00,640 --> 03:29:01,640 It's a Kuba 2017. 7355 03:29:01,640 --> 03:29:02,500 Thank you very much. 7356 03:29:02,500 --> 03:29:03,900 And a 100 Unix user 7357 03:29:03,900 --> 03:29:05,080 simultaneously. 7358 03:29:05,620 --> 03:29:07,080 Panasonic has announced a new 7359 03:29:07,080 --> 03:29:09,560 34-pin dot matrix printer based 7360 03:29:09,560 --> 03:29:12,460 on the popular KXP 1124 model. 7361 03:29:12,940 --> 03:29:15,140 The new KXP 1124i still has a 7362 03:29:15,140 --> 03:29:17,800 list price of about $500. 7363 03:29:18,100 --> 03:29:19,260 But it has many new features 7364 03:29:19,260 --> 03:29:20,650 including a super letter 7365 03:29:20,650 --> 03:29:22,250 quality font, a larger print 7366 03:29:22,250 --> 03:29:24,220 buffer, and quieter operation. 7367 03:29:25,140 --> 03:29:26,610 Taking a look at this week's 7368 03:29:26,610 --> 03:29:28,270 top 10 software titles for the 7369 03:29:28,270 --> 03:29:29,910 PC, PC Connection reports that 7370 03:29:29,910 --> 03:29:31,350 TurboTax from Chipsoft is in 7371 03:29:31,350 --> 03:29:32,900 the number one position. 7372 03:29:32,900 --> 03:29:33,540 TurboTax. 7373 03:29:35,220 --> 03:29:37,740 Andrew Tobias Tax Cut 1990. 7374 03:29:38,020 --> 03:29:38,940 What a fucking title. 7375 03:29:40,220 --> 03:29:41,610 Absolutely rinsed that when it 7376 03:29:41,610 --> 03:29:42,700 came out. 7377 03:29:43,520 --> 03:29:45,290 Many a night up until fucking 4 7378 03:29:45,290 --> 03:29:46,580 or 5 a.m. 7379 03:29:46,720 --> 03:29:47,890 Trying to get to the final 7380 03:29:47,890 --> 03:29:48,420 level. 7381 03:29:49,480 --> 03:29:50,790 Where you had a fucking square 7382 03:29:50,790 --> 03:29:53,030 off spreadsheet tax head to 7383 03:29:53,030 --> 03:29:55,360 head with Tobias himself. 7384 03:29:56,620 --> 03:29:59,140 And boy did he cut your tax. 7385 03:29:59,720 --> 03:30:00,940 He'd fucking cut it in two. 7386 03:30:02,940 --> 03:30:04,470 What about Expanded Memory 7387 03:30:04,470 --> 03:30:05,780 Manager 386? 7388 03:30:06,020 --> 03:30:08,460 Andrew Tobias' Tax Cut 1990 Taxes 7389 03:30:08,460 --> 03:30:09,360 in second. 7390 03:30:09,920 --> 03:30:10,750 Third is Expanded Memory 7391 03:30:10,750 --> 03:30:12,580 Manager followed by Quicken. 7392 03:30:14,140 --> 03:30:15,000 The way she read that, cut 7393 03:30:15,000 --> 03:30:16,840 taxes in second. 7394 03:30:17,740 --> 03:30:19,500 1990 Taxes in second. 7395 03:30:20,140 --> 03:30:21,220 Third is the one position. 7396 03:30:21,600 --> 03:30:22,920 With Andrew Tobias' Tax Cut 7397 03:30:22,920 --> 03:30:25,060 1990 Taxes in second. 7398 03:30:25,620 --> 03:30:26,410 Third is Expanded Memory 7399 03:30:26,410 --> 03:30:27,100 Manager. 7400 03:30:27,100 --> 03:30:28,980 Oh, in second, in second place. 7401 03:30:29,280 --> 03:30:30,380 I thought she was reading the 7402 03:30:30,380 --> 03:30:31,570 tagline from the product that 7403 03:30:31,570 --> 03:30:32,000 was like, 7404 03:30:32,460 --> 03:30:34,280 we'll cut your tax bill in 7405 03:30:34,280 --> 03:30:35,300 seconds. 7406 03:30:36,340 --> 03:30:37,040 Forget it. 7407 03:30:37,320 --> 03:30:38,500 Manager followed by Quicken. 7408 03:30:38,740 --> 03:30:38,920 PC Tools Deluxe. 7409 03:30:38,920 --> 03:30:40,360 PC Tools Deluxe is in fifth 7410 03:30:40,360 --> 03:30:40,900 place. 7411 03:30:41,280 --> 03:30:42,680 Rounding out the top 10 PC 7412 03:30:42,680 --> 03:30:44,420 titles are Managing Your Money, 7413 03:30:44,860 --> 03:30:46,200 Entertainment Pack for Windows, 7414 03:30:46,540 --> 03:30:48,900 Windows 3.0, Hijack 2.0, 7415 03:30:49,060 --> 03:30:50,040 and ProCom Plus. 7416 03:30:50,500 --> 03:30:51,260 ProCom Plus. 7417 03:30:51,260 --> 03:30:52,560 Paul Schindler and this week's 7418 03:30:52,560 --> 03:30:53,440 software... 7419 03:30:53,440 --> 03:30:59,460 Schindler, you're back again. 7420 03:31:00,720 --> 03:31:04,430 Paul Schindler, my computer 7421 03:31:04,430 --> 03:31:05,960 friend. 7422 03:31:06,840 --> 03:31:08,580 You look like John Virgo. 7423 03:31:10,180 --> 03:31:12,220 From the big break. 7424 03:31:13,780 --> 03:31:15,160 You're Paul Schindler. 7425 03:31:16,160 --> 03:31:18,920 Can't wait to see your face. 7426 03:31:20,540 --> 03:31:21,660 Paul Schindler. 7427 03:31:22,320 --> 03:31:23,080 Schindler. 7428 03:31:23,500 --> 03:31:24,220 Schindler. 7429 03:31:24,740 --> 03:31:25,060 Schindler. 7430 03:31:25,060 --> 03:31:25,060 Schindler. 7431 03:31:25,060 --> 03:31:26,060 Schindler. 7432 03:31:26,060 --> 03:31:26,860 Schindler. 7433 03:31:27,100 --> 03:31:27,560 A review. 7434 03:31:28,960 --> 03:31:30,060 I got... 7435 03:31:30,680 --> 03:31:32,200 Next up, Paul Schindler and... 7436 03:31:32,200 --> 03:31:33,060 I got a... 7437 03:31:33,060 --> 03:31:34,140 I got a zapper. 7438 03:31:34,720 --> 03:31:36,140 This week's software review. 7439 03:31:38,520 --> 03:31:38,890 Next up, Paul Schindler and 7440 03:31:38,890 --> 03:31:41,860 this week's software review. 7441 03:31:41,860 --> 03:31:42,360 You. 7442 03:31:42,360 --> 03:31:43,680 Ha ha ha ha! 7443 03:31:46,200 --> 03:31:47,580 Week's software review. 7444 03:31:49,120 --> 03:31:49,360 You. 7445 03:31:50,660 --> 03:31:51,180 You. 7446 03:31:51,180 --> 03:31:51,300 You. 7447 03:31:58,420 --> 03:31:59,360 Ha ha ha ha! 7448 03:32:02,360 --> 03:32:02,880 You. 7449 03:32:04,100 --> 03:32:04,620 You. 7450 03:32:05,860 --> 03:32:06,300 You. 7451 03:32:07,420 --> 03:32:07,860 You. 7452 03:32:08,080 --> 03:32:08,320 You. 7453 03:32:08,900 --> 03:32:09,280 You. 7454 03:32:10,120 --> 03:32:11,440 And the way... 7455 03:32:11,440 --> 03:32:12,980 Cache Magugu, whatever her 7456 03:32:12,980 --> 03:32:14,460 fucking name is... 7457 03:32:14,460 --> 03:32:15,660 She's got a cheeky look on her 7458 03:32:15,660 --> 03:32:16,060 face. 7459 03:32:16,740 --> 03:32:18,600 Before it even gets to John Virgo. 7460 03:32:19,600 --> 03:32:20,420 Paul Schindler and this week's 7461 03:32:20,420 --> 03:32:21,660 software review. 7462 03:32:22,500 --> 03:32:23,860 Week's software review. 7463 03:32:24,320 --> 03:32:24,560 You. 7464 03:32:25,560 --> 03:32:26,540 I got this. 7465 03:32:26,880 --> 03:32:27,740 I got this. 7466 03:32:28,120 --> 03:32:29,120 I got chills. 7467 03:32:30,280 --> 03:32:30,760 Multiplying. 7468 03:32:31,260 --> 03:32:33,280 I got this at a toy store. 7469 03:32:33,280 --> 03:32:35,400 But you can buy your own one. 7470 03:32:35,700 --> 03:32:36,940 For 39.99. 7471 03:32:37,560 --> 03:32:38,650 By the brand new Zap 7472 03:32:38,650 --> 03:32:41,300 configuration producer. 7473 03:32:41,820 --> 03:32:43,620 Zap Branigan Enterprises. 7474 03:32:44,100 --> 03:32:46,610 They're producing five new Zaptronics 7475 03:32:46,610 --> 03:32:47,760 this month. 7476 03:32:48,100 --> 03:32:48,960 And I for one. 7477 03:32:49,200 --> 03:32:50,320 I'm very interested and 7478 03:32:50,320 --> 03:32:51,900 intrigued at their lineup. 7479 03:32:52,300 --> 03:32:53,460 Trying to do it as what he's 7480 03:32:53,460 --> 03:32:54,460 about to say. 7481 03:32:54,980 --> 03:32:56,200 You know the way he really just 7482 03:32:56,200 --> 03:32:58,100 goes full on into the product. 7483 03:32:59,640 --> 03:33:00,580 He loves it. 7484 03:33:00,800 --> 03:33:01,920 He loves the show. 7485 03:33:02,040 --> 03:33:03,080 He's a man of the show. 7486 03:33:03,080 --> 03:33:04,500 Paul Schindler in this week's 7487 03:33:04,500 --> 03:33:05,500 software review. 7488 03:33:07,180 --> 03:33:08,070 I got this from a computer 7489 03:33:08,070 --> 03:33:09,340 company. 7490 03:33:09,400 --> 03:33:10,540 And I just love it. 7491 03:33:10,800 --> 03:33:11,860 If you're still the ray gun 7492 03:33:11,860 --> 03:33:12,360 type. 7493 03:33:12,620 --> 03:33:14,110 Consider this dandy new arcade 7494 03:33:14,110 --> 03:33:14,640 game. 7495 03:33:14,880 --> 03:33:15,600 Sky Shadow. 7496 03:33:15,600 --> 03:33:17,070 From the makers of the vastly 7497 03:33:17,070 --> 03:33:18,420 popular Crystal Quest. 7498 03:33:18,880 --> 03:33:19,880 Now if I hadn't told you this 7499 03:33:19,880 --> 03:33:21,180 was another product. 7500 03:33:21,320 --> 03:33:22,310 You might have guessed from the 7501 03:33:22,310 --> 03:33:23,000 sound effects. 7502 03:33:23,360 --> 03:33:23,980 Just listen. 7503 03:33:24,760 --> 03:33:26,260 Yes that old... 7504 03:33:26,260 --> 03:33:27,700 Sounds like someone's being 7505 03:33:27,700 --> 03:33:28,680 fucking... 7506 03:33:28,680 --> 03:33:30,180 Done in. 7507 03:33:30,180 --> 03:33:31,780 Or tortured or something. 7508 03:33:32,520 --> 03:33:34,040 ...product from the same people. 7509 03:33:34,220 --> 03:33:35,240 You might have guessed from the 7510 03:33:35,240 --> 03:33:35,980 sound effects. 7511 03:33:36,140 --> 03:33:36,960 Just listen. 7512 03:33:37,640 --> 03:33:38,860 Yes that old... 7513 03:33:38,860 --> 03:33:40,060 Sounds like someone's crying 7514 03:33:40,060 --> 03:33:40,680 and... 7515 03:33:40,680 --> 03:33:42,520 In pain for help. 7516 03:33:42,520 --> 03:33:43,120 ...people. 7517 03:33:43,360 --> 03:33:44,420 You might have guessed from the 7518 03:33:44,420 --> 03:33:45,100 sound effects. 7519 03:33:45,480 --> 03:33:46,080 Just listen. 7520 03:33:47,080 --> 03:33:48,140 Yes that old... 7521 03:33:48,140 --> 03:33:54,280 Sense of humor is back... 7522 03:33:54,280 --> 03:33:55,140 ...from the sound effects. 7523 03:33:55,520 --> 03:33:56,120 Just listen. 7524 03:33:57,120 --> 03:33:58,110 Yes that old sense of humor is 7525 03:33:58,110 --> 03:33:59,240 back... 7526 03:33:59,240 --> 03:34:00,020 ...in a new game. 7527 03:34:00,260 --> 03:34:01,640 There's no deep philosophy. 7528 03:34:02,060 --> 03:34:03,220 No fancy text. 7529 03:34:03,480 --> 03:34:04,590 Just a simple shoot-em-up 7530 03:34:04,590 --> 03:34:05,480 arcade game. 7531 03:34:05,560 --> 03:34:06,870 Well actually it isn't so 7532 03:34:06,870 --> 03:34:07,500 simple. 7533 03:34:07,980 --> 03:34:09,050 Some things you run into are 7534 03:34:09,050 --> 03:34:10,880 good for you and some are not. 7535 03:34:11,380 --> 03:34:13,280 I wonder does the entire game... 7536 03:34:13,280 --> 03:34:14,400 Actually it isn't so simple. 7537 03:34:14,920 --> 03:34:16,100 Some things you run into are... 7538 03:34:16,100 --> 03:34:16,760 Have the title on it. 7539 03:34:17,340 --> 03:34:17,740 Pro... 7540 03:34:17,740 --> 03:34:18,380 Sky Shadow. 7541 03:34:18,940 --> 03:34:20,160 Programming and Design by 7542 03:34:20,160 --> 03:34:21,560 Patrick Buckland. 7543 03:34:21,820 --> 03:34:23,440 Artwork by Brian Taylor. 7544 03:34:23,680 --> 03:34:25,020 ...for you and some are not. 7545 03:34:25,120 --> 03:34:25,740 Oh it's a demo. 7546 03:34:26,940 --> 03:34:27,700 Running sky... 7547 03:34:28,760 --> 03:34:29,700 Shadow... 7548 03:34:29,700 --> 03:34:30,660 Demo. 7549 03:34:33,020 --> 03:34:33,110 These stars for example eat 7550 03:34:33,110 --> 03:34:35,300 away at your shields. 7551 03:34:35,300 --> 03:34:36,940 Lines are disastrous. 7552 03:34:37,760 --> 03:34:38,620 Losing is an unambiguous 7553 03:34:38,620 --> 03:34:39,680 experience. 7554 03:34:40,320 --> 03:34:42,000 You get the cosmic raspberry. 7555 03:34:42,760 --> 03:34:43,770 You get points for bombing but 7556 03:34:43,770 --> 03:34:45,780 not for bombing your own side. 7557 03:34:46,240 --> 03:34:47,040 Just listen to the sound it 7558 03:34:47,040 --> 03:34:48,300 makes when you eat a smiley 7559 03:34:48,300 --> 03:34:48,820 face. 7560 03:34:50,160 --> 03:34:50,560 Sky... 7561 03:34:50,560 --> 03:34:53,200 They got a cockney in for that 7562 03:34:53,200 --> 03:34:53,880 one. 7563 03:34:54,220 --> 03:34:54,560 Side. 7564 03:34:54,800 --> 03:34:55,820 Just listen to the sound it 7565 03:34:55,820 --> 03:34:57,080 makes when you eat a smiley 7566 03:34:57,080 --> 03:34:57,600 face. 7567 03:34:58,600 --> 03:35:00,820 Sky Shadow is $50 from... 7568 03:35:00,820 --> 03:35:01,970 Sound it makes when you eat a 7569 03:35:01,970 --> 03:35:02,680 smiley face. 7570 03:35:03,680 --> 03:35:05,610 Sky Shadow is $50 from Cassidy 7571 03:35:05,610 --> 03:35:07,700 and Green in Carmel, California. 7572 03:35:08,060 --> 03:35:08,680 For the Computer Chronicles... 7573 03:35:09,200 --> 03:35:10,080 Do the zap again. 7574 03:35:10,180 --> 03:35:10,920 Do the zap again. 7575 03:35:11,140 --> 03:35:12,280 I'm Paul Schindler. 7576 03:35:13,200 --> 03:35:13,560 Ah! 7577 03:35:14,300 --> 03:35:15,440 The PCC Technologies has 7578 03:35:15,440 --> 03:35:16,800 dropped the price of its laser 7579 03:35:16,800 --> 03:35:18,600 printer to below $1,000. 7580 03:35:18,600 --> 03:35:20,070 The company cut the price of 7581 03:35:20,070 --> 03:35:21,800 its personal laser printer too 7582 03:35:21,800 --> 03:35:24,540 from $13.99 to only $9.99. 7583 03:35:25,220 --> 03:35:26,410 The PLP2 is a quick draw laser 7584 03:35:26,410 --> 03:35:28,230 printer designed to work with 7585 03:35:28,230 --> 03:35:29,420 the Macintosh. 7586 03:35:29,800 --> 03:35:31,240 It prints 4 pages per minute at 7587 03:35:31,240 --> 03:35:33,300 a resolution of 300 dots per 7588 03:35:33,300 --> 03:35:33,800 inch. 7589 03:35:34,340 --> 03:35:35,680 And finally, a new weekly 7590 03:35:35,680 --> 03:35:37,370 Computer Industry Newsletter is 7591 03:35:37,370 --> 03:35:38,570 trying to get the jump on 7592 03:35:38,570 --> 03:35:40,150 competitors by delivering via 7593 03:35:40,150 --> 03:35:41,120 email and fax. 7594 03:35:41,720 --> 03:35:42,570 Computer Industry Week will 7595 03:35:42,570 --> 03:35:44,080 prepare the week's news summary 7596 03:35:44,080 --> 03:35:45,140 over the weekend. 7597 03:35:45,500 --> 03:35:46,520 And fax or email... 7598 03:35:46,520 --> 03:35:48,260 And by Byte Magazine and Bix. 7599 03:35:50,300 --> 03:35:50,860 Bix! 7600 03:35:50,860 --> 03:36:07,980 Woo! 7601 03:36:07,980 --> 03:36:08,340 Woo! 7602 03:36:09,920 --> 03:36:11,220 That was grand. 7603 03:36:11,400 --> 03:36:12,240 I cleared it. 7604 03:36:12,320 --> 03:36:13,740 I pre-cleared the woo. 7605 03:36:14,640 --> 03:36:16,860 It's not going to incur any 7606 03:36:16,860 --> 03:36:19,060 penalties against me. 7607 03:36:19,400 --> 03:36:20,200 It's fine. 7608 03:36:21,080 --> 03:36:22,740 And that's that one anyway. 7609 03:36:22,840 --> 03:36:23,460 That's done. 7610 03:36:23,800 --> 03:36:25,120 That's three... 7611 03:36:25,120 --> 03:36:25,980 Over three. 7612 03:36:26,260 --> 03:36:27,090 It was meant to be a quick 7613 03:36:27,090 --> 03:36:27,600 blast. 7614 03:36:27,800 --> 03:36:29,640 It was meant to be out of here. 7615 03:36:30,080 --> 03:36:30,700 But... 7616 03:36:30,700 --> 03:36:32,690 Usually I end the stream right 7617 03:36:32,690 --> 03:36:34,460 on the woo and I forgot to do 7618 03:36:34,460 --> 03:36:35,420 that then. 7619 03:36:37,340 --> 03:36:37,740 Which is a shame, you know, 7620 03:36:37,740 --> 03:36:39,340 because it's nice to go out on 7621 03:36:39,340 --> 03:36:40,620 a fucking woo. 7622 03:36:42,120 --> 03:36:43,320 Woo-Tang Clan. 7623 03:36:43,320 --> 03:36:45,320 Uh... 7624 03:36:45,320 --> 03:36:47,570 What's the story now without 7625 03:36:47,570 --> 03:36:48,460 the woo? 7626 03:36:48,540 --> 03:36:49,260 I'm lost, you know? 7627 03:36:49,520 --> 03:36:50,140 There's no... 7628 03:36:50,140 --> 03:36:51,560 There's no solid outro. 7629 03:36:52,500 --> 03:36:54,060 Unless I fucking go back again. 7630 03:36:56,180 --> 03:36:56,700 Uh... 7631 03:36:56,700 --> 03:36:57,480 What's that there? 7632 03:36:57,540 --> 03:36:58,280 Is that another thing? 7633 03:36:58,420 --> 03:36:59,220 I'm gonna get caught. 7634 03:36:59,320 --> 03:37:01,380 I was CS95, but it's not Stu. 7635 03:37:02,140 --> 03:37:03,140 It's not Stu. 7636 03:37:04,420 --> 03:37:05,800 There's a quick pace there. 7637 03:37:05,880 --> 03:37:06,460 Sorry about that. 7638 03:37:09,520 --> 03:37:11,520 On video CDs. 7639 03:37:12,640 --> 03:37:14,280 This year manufacturers are 7640 03:37:14,280 --> 03:37:16,360 catering to America's ever-growing 7641 03:37:16,360 --> 03:37:17,100 desire. 7642 03:37:17,100 --> 03:37:18,860 Wow, it's just like Stu, but it's 7643 03:37:18,860 --> 03:37:19,500 not Stu. 7644 03:37:20,200 --> 03:37:21,600 ...to stay in the house. 7645 03:37:21,980 --> 03:37:23,080 There are home theaters. 7646 03:37:24,640 --> 03:37:26,400 There are home offices. 7647 03:37:27,200 --> 03:37:28,020 And there are computers that 7648 03:37:28,020 --> 03:37:29,810 will function as the household 7649 03:37:29,810 --> 03:37:31,840 appliance center for the future. 7650 03:37:32,040 --> 03:37:33,510 People really are enamored with 7651 03:37:33,510 --> 03:37:34,650 the possibility of using 7652 03:37:34,650 --> 03:37:35,870 computers to answer their 7653 03:37:35,870 --> 03:37:37,490 telephone, to send faxes to 7654 03:37:37,490 --> 03:37:39,600 people, to place audio CDs. 7655 03:37:39,600 --> 03:37:41,890 And there's Bob. Microsoft's 7656 03:37:41,890 --> 03:37:43,460 new program is specially 7657 03:37:43,460 --> 03:37:45,730 designed for the computer shy. 7658 03:37:45,730 --> 03:37:47,140 It can teach the whole family 7659 03:37:47,140 --> 03:37:48,840 to perform routine household 7660 03:37:48,840 --> 03:37:50,430 chores like scheduling on the 7661 03:37:50,430 --> 03:37:52,350 computer. A new car computer 7662 03:37:52,350 --> 03:37:54,130 from Panasonic will help those 7663 03:37:54,130 --> 03:37:56,240 who do venture out of the house. 7664 03:37:56,240 --> 03:37:57,820 It's showing us the best route 7665 03:37:57,820 --> 03:37:59,740 and tells us that we're 16 7666 03:37:59,740 --> 03:38:01,600 miles from our destination. 7667 03:38:01,600 --> 03:38:02,920 Still all the high tech 7668 03:38:02,920 --> 03:38:04,650 innovations haven't been able 7669 03:38:04,650 --> 03:38:06,250 to displace one very low tech 7670 03:38:06,250 --> 03:38:08,450 concept. The convention itself. 7671 03:38:08,450 --> 03:38:09,580 It's been an. 7672 03:38:09,580 --> 03:38:10,990 Bob was it was it was it the 7673 03:38:10,990 --> 03:38:12,570 Bob that we saw earlier on the 7674 03:38:12,570 --> 03:38:14,740 same Bob. Or is it a different 7675 03:38:14,740 --> 03:38:17,630 Bob. The household appliance 7676 03:38:17,630 --> 03:38:19,600 center for the future. People 7677 03:38:19,600 --> 03:38:21,750 really are enamored with the 7678 03:38:21,750 --> 03:38:24,200 possibility of using computers 7679 03:38:24,200 --> 03:38:26,350 to answer their telephone to 7680 03:38:26,350 --> 03:38:28,510 send faxes to people to place 7681 03:38:28,510 --> 03:38:31,030 audio CDs. Your manufacturers 7682 03:38:31,030 --> 03:38:33,370 are catering to America's ever 7683 03:38:33,370 --> 03:38:35,880 growing desire to stay in the 7684 03:38:35,880 --> 03:38:38,310 house. There are home theaters. 7685 03:38:38,310 --> 03:38:39,560 There are home 7686 03:38:39,560 --> 03:38:41,620 offices and there are computers 7687 03:38:41,620 --> 03:38:43,090 that will function as the 7688 03:38:43,090 --> 03:38:44,800 household appliance center 7689 03:38:44,800 --> 03:38:47,330 thank you very much Nick for 7690 03:38:47,330 --> 03:38:50,080 your kind-hearted and generous 7691 03:38:50,080 --> 03:38:54,140 generous tip there what else 7692 03:38:54,140 --> 03:38:55,060 was there 7693 03:38:55,060 --> 03:38:56,770 I was thinking of fucking 7694 03:38:56,770 --> 03:38:58,310 looking at I can't even 7695 03:38:58,310 --> 03:39:00,430 remember now although I did try 7696 03:39:00,430 --> 03:39:01,740 to remix the Jeffrey 7697 03:39:01,740 --> 03:39:04,510 Sachs Maltus see if there's any 7698 03:39:04,510 --> 03:39:07,100 more Neil Oliver going there 7699 03:39:07,100 --> 03:39:10,200 just so I'm trying to get the Maltus 7700 03:39:10,200 --> 03:39:10,920 going 7701 03:39:10,920 --> 03:39:19,700 a way of life is coming to an 7702 03:39:19,700 --> 03:39:20,920 end 7703 03:39:20,920 --> 03:39:24,090 have a little look here and see 7704 03:39:24,090 --> 03:39:27,120 what we've got sorry there's 7705 03:39:27,120 --> 03:39:30,280 bear with me one second there I 7706 03:39:30,280 --> 03:39:30,980 try and 7707 03:39:30,980 --> 03:39:32,720 get this Jeffrey Sachs thing on 7708 03:39:32,720 --> 03:39:34,300 it's it's a work in progress I 7709 03:39:34,300 --> 03:39:36,010 only started there yesterday 7710 03:39:36,010 --> 03:39:36,560 but I need 7711 03:39:36,560 --> 03:39:38,620 to get your opinion on where I 7712 03:39:38,620 --> 03:39:42,420 take it from here you know log 7713 03:39:42,420 --> 03:39:48,360 out and then log in 7714 03:40:00,220 --> 03:40:03,690 this isn't the Jeffrey Sachs 7715 03:40:03,690 --> 03:40:07,170 thing I'm just trying to fill 7716 03:40:07,170 --> 03:40:10,750 time there while I'm loading 7717 03:40:10,750 --> 03:40:11,640 that up 7718 03:40:11,640 --> 03:40:32,220 game boy 7719 03:40:32,220 --> 03:40:39,180 Calling you from scat land. 7720 03:40:39,520 --> 03:40:41,940 I'm calling you from scat man's 7721 03:40:41,940 --> 03:40:42,760 world. 7722 03:40:43,560 --> 03:40:45,810 If you want to break free, you 7723 03:40:45,810 --> 03:40:47,500 better listen to me. 7724 03:40:47,940 --> 03:40:50,580 And we'll go out for tea for 7725 03:40:50,580 --> 03:40:52,140 eternity. 7726 03:40:52,980 --> 03:40:56,100 So this is the sax wave. 7727 03:40:56,560 --> 03:40:58,080 I have sax wave going. 7728 03:40:58,080 --> 03:41:00,480 I have, and I will try and get 7729 03:41:00,480 --> 03:41:02,740 it shown up on the thing. 7730 03:41:02,880 --> 03:41:03,940 Maybe you can do that. 7731 03:41:05,460 --> 03:41:06,740 Put that there. 7732 03:41:06,880 --> 03:41:08,590 Can you turn the fucking audio 7733 03:41:08,590 --> 03:41:09,140 on it? 7734 03:41:12,780 --> 03:41:14,200 Let's see there now. 7735 03:41:14,200 --> 03:41:44,180 Let's see there now. 7736 03:41:44,180 --> 03:41:45,840 I don't know if that's going to 7737 03:41:45,840 --> 03:41:47,400 be on too loud there now. 7738 03:41:47,480 --> 03:41:48,460 Let me just see. 7739 03:41:56,920 --> 03:41:54,450 And we plug our sound, do the 7740 03:41:54,450 --> 03:42:03,410 sound out into this HD60 multi-output 7741 03:42:03,410 --> 03:42:05,720 device. 7742 03:42:11,520 --> 03:42:13,420 Is that not coming through now? 7743 03:42:22,800 --> 03:42:23,320 Ugh. 7744 03:42:24,040 --> 03:42:24,240 Uh. 7745 03:42:24,780 --> 03:42:26,000 What the fuck? 7746 03:42:26,460 --> 03:42:27,730 Now it's not coming through the 7747 03:42:27,730 --> 03:42:28,500 main pipe. 7748 03:42:29,200 --> 03:42:30,170 Trying to get the audio to come 7749 03:42:30,170 --> 03:42:31,640 through the main pipe. 7750 03:42:31,740 --> 03:42:32,480 It's not coming through the 7751 03:42:32,480 --> 03:42:32,940 main pipe. 7752 03:42:34,600 --> 03:42:35,080 Sound. 7753 03:42:35,080 --> 03:42:35,080 Sound. 7754 03:42:35,080 --> 03:42:35,080 Sound. 7755 03:42:35,080 --> 03:42:35,080 Sound. 7756 03:42:35,080 --> 03:42:35,080 Sound. 7757 03:42:40,080 --> 03:42:41,440 Into the flange. 7758 03:42:49,440 --> 03:42:57,980 This is a nightmare now. 7759 03:42:57,980 --> 03:43:02,740 This is a fucking nightmare. 7760 03:43:02,840 --> 03:43:04,020 I wonder if I save that. 7761 03:43:04,660 --> 03:43:05,850 It's a real arse ways of doing 7762 03:43:05,850 --> 03:43:07,800 things though, isn't it? 7763 03:43:08,260 --> 03:43:10,250 I save it and then fucking put 7764 03:43:10,250 --> 03:43:12,320 it onto the other profile. 7765 03:43:16,060 --> 03:43:17,060 Save that. 7766 03:43:17,220 --> 03:43:17,660 Five. 7767 03:43:17,780 --> 03:43:18,320 Then what? 7768 03:43:18,400 --> 03:43:19,360 Public folder. 7769 03:43:19,480 --> 03:43:19,820 Save. 7770 03:43:19,920 --> 03:43:20,840 Shared folder. 7771 03:43:22,320 --> 03:43:23,140 Hopefully it'll fucking save, 7772 03:43:23,140 --> 03:43:24,040 you know? 7773 03:43:25,420 --> 03:43:26,760 Hopefully it'll fucking save. 7774 03:43:34,940 --> 03:43:37,100 Save that to your desktop there. 7775 03:43:41,100 --> 03:43:41,560 Strap on the boots and walk 7776 03:43:41,560 --> 03:43:42,960 with. 7777 03:43:43,360 --> 03:43:44,160 As if. 7778 03:43:45,620 --> 03:43:47,800 I mean, fair play to him though. 7779 03:43:48,380 --> 03:43:50,280 But I mean, you're joking, man. 7780 03:43:52,740 --> 03:43:54,020 Greetings wonderful people. 7781 03:43:54,340 --> 03:43:55,360 Great to have you with me. 7782 03:43:55,800 --> 03:43:56,920 God bless you everyone. 7783 03:43:57,780 --> 03:43:59,500 Get ready to strap on the boots 7784 03:43:59,500 --> 03:44:01,830 and walk with me along a primeval 7785 03:44:01,830 --> 03:44:03,620 road to a place soaked in 7786 03:44:03,620 --> 03:44:05,030 ancient history and dark 7787 03:44:05,030 --> 03:44:06,360 emotions and light. 7788 03:44:07,120 --> 03:44:09,260 Hopefully it's an offer and an 7789 03:44:09,260 --> 03:44:12,530 invitation to contemplate more 7790 03:44:12,530 --> 03:44:15,180 of the texture of what it is to 7791 03:44:15,180 --> 03:44:17,440 be human and alive. 7792 03:44:18,160 --> 03:44:19,710 Topics and experiences and 7793 03:44:19,710 --> 03:44:21,550 feelings that maybe many people 7794 03:44:21,550 --> 03:44:23,960 feel constrained from articulating. 7795 03:44:24,620 --> 03:44:25,660 Anyway, I am. 7796 03:44:25,900 --> 03:44:27,620 I'm using ghosts and hauntings 7797 03:44:27,620 --> 03:44:29,510 in this context very much as a 7798 03:44:29,510 --> 03:44:30,180 primer. 7799 03:44:31,120 --> 03:44:32,180 A primer for a lot. 7800 03:44:32,560 --> 03:44:34,820 So as I say, episode 16, this 7801 03:44:34,820 --> 03:44:37,060 one is about a very famous. 7802 03:44:37,780 --> 03:44:38,220 Probably. 7803 03:44:38,440 --> 03:44:39,560 Well, it's an overused word, 7804 03:44:39,560 --> 03:44:40,260 but iconic. 7805 03:44:41,120 --> 03:44:43,290 Chamber tombs, places of burial 7806 03:44:43,290 --> 03:44:45,300 associated with the Neolithic 7807 03:44:45,300 --> 03:44:46,870 in the deep southwest of 7808 03:44:46,870 --> 03:44:49,420 England called Wayland's Smithy. 7809 03:44:50,280 --> 03:44:50,920 But just before we venture into 7810 03:44:50,920 --> 03:44:52,550 this incredible landscape, let 7811 03:44:52,550 --> 03:44:53,970 me tell you, please, how you 7812 03:44:53,970 --> 03:44:55,700 can help support the series. 7813 03:44:56,340 --> 03:44:57,640 Go to patreon.com. 7814 03:44:57,780 --> 03:44:58,300 That's what. 7815 03:44:58,700 --> 03:44:59,400 Find me by name. 7816 03:44:59,580 --> 03:44:59,980 Sign up. 7817 03:45:00,140 --> 03:45:00,920 Part of some cash. 7818 03:45:01,500 --> 03:45:02,890 You become a member of the 7819 03:45:02,890 --> 03:45:04,480 family, which grants early 7820 03:45:04,480 --> 03:45:05,880 access to all content and 7821 03:45:05,880 --> 03:45:07,500 exclusive access to a weekly 7822 03:45:07,500 --> 03:45:09,170 question and answer session, 7823 03:45:09,170 --> 03:45:10,680 amongst other things. 7824 03:45:10,680 --> 03:45:11,060 Oh, my God. 7825 03:45:11,320 --> 03:45:12,540 You ask the questions. 7826 03:45:12,660 --> 03:45:13,260 I answer them. 7827 03:45:13,380 --> 03:45:14,340 And nothing's off the table. 7828 03:45:14,900 --> 03:45:16,120 The details, the address. 7829 03:45:16,460 --> 03:45:17,260 It's all down there somewhere. 7830 03:45:18,120 --> 03:45:18,920 Okay, join me. 7831 03:45:23,960 --> 03:45:26,170 I think a lot of people feel 7832 03:45:26,170 --> 03:45:28,240 that a sense of guilt. 7833 03:45:28,240 --> 03:45:29,240 Yeah, sorry there, guys. 7834 03:45:29,920 --> 03:45:31,010 I don't know if you're thinking 7835 03:45:31,010 --> 03:45:32,240 this is bullshit. 7836 03:45:32,680 --> 03:45:33,970 What's he doing just playing a 7837 03:45:33,970 --> 03:45:34,800 video of Neil? 7838 03:45:36,180 --> 03:45:36,530 But I'm trying to get the 7839 03:45:36,530 --> 03:45:38,710 GarageBand to work properly and 7840 03:45:38,710 --> 03:45:41,010 it's not working properly, but 7841 03:45:41,010 --> 03:45:42,860 it'll take me a minute. 7842 03:45:43,420 --> 03:45:45,690 So please, if you have anything 7843 03:45:45,690 --> 03:45:48,000 to say about how bad this is 7844 03:45:48,000 --> 03:45:50,690 for a stream, please keep it to 7845 03:45:50,690 --> 03:45:51,920 yourself. 7846 03:45:51,920 --> 03:45:53,920 I don't want to be besmirched 7847 03:45:53,920 --> 03:45:55,740 at this moment in time. 7848 03:45:56,340 --> 03:45:58,690 But I do value your opinion and 7849 03:45:58,690 --> 03:45:59,980 your presence. 7850 03:46:01,680 --> 03:46:03,260 Don't for a second think I don't. 7851 03:46:05,620 --> 03:46:10,380 Back to Neil. 7852 03:46:10,640 --> 03:46:12,030 I mean, it is just nice to have 7853 03:46:12,030 --> 03:46:13,580 him on in the background and 7854 03:46:13,580 --> 03:46:14,780 doing his thing. 7855 03:46:15,800 --> 03:46:17,030 That's a big screen, though, 7856 03:46:17,030 --> 03:46:17,900 isn't it? 7857 03:46:20,640 --> 03:46:22,140 And that's not the only word, 7858 03:46:22,140 --> 03:46:23,710 but a sense of guilt about what 7859 03:46:23,710 --> 03:46:25,160 has happened to Britain. 7860 03:46:26,520 --> 03:46:27,340 Well within the lifetime of 7861 03:46:27,340 --> 03:46:29,700 somebody who's about my age, 7862 03:46:29,700 --> 03:46:31,740 which is to say 58. 7863 03:46:33,340 --> 03:46:35,440 I have said for a while in 7864 03:46:35,440 --> 03:46:37,670 other places and on other 7865 03:46:37,670 --> 03:46:40,250 platforms that I think Britain 7866 03:46:40,250 --> 03:46:42,420 has been the target of a 7867 03:46:42,420 --> 03:46:44,980 controlled demolition. 7868 03:46:45,800 --> 03:46:47,400 I think what it is to be 7869 03:46:47,400 --> 03:46:49,780 Britain and British has been 7870 03:46:49,780 --> 03:46:51,950 dismantled down to the 7871 03:46:51,950 --> 03:46:53,620 foundations. 7872 03:46:53,900 --> 03:46:55,170 And I think even the 7873 03:46:55,170 --> 03:46:57,190 foundations are being dug out 7874 03:46:57,190 --> 03:46:59,270 and cast aside to leave nothing 7875 03:46:59,270 --> 03:47:01,350 but a brownfield site ready for 7876 03:47:01,350 --> 03:47:03,960 redevelopment as something else. 7877 03:47:05,600 --> 03:47:07,700 For the longest time there will 7878 03:47:07,700 --> 03:47:09,850 be a patch of dry land called, 7879 03:47:09,850 --> 03:47:11,900 for cartographical purposes, 7880 03:47:11,900 --> 03:47:13,640 the British ancient. 7881 03:47:13,640 --> 03:47:16,090 That what it has been to be 7882 03:47:16,090 --> 03:47:19,460 British for a long time is gone. 7883 03:47:20,460 --> 03:47:22,590 And I think a lot of us are 7884 03:47:22,590 --> 03:47:23,160 haunted. 7885 03:47:24,360 --> 03:47:25,620 I love these little pictures he 7886 03:47:25,620 --> 03:47:26,500 puts in. 7887 03:47:26,680 --> 03:47:28,180 Look, a haunted lock. 7888 03:47:28,180 --> 03:47:28,260 A haunted lock. 7889 03:47:28,680 --> 03:47:29,860 And certainly see the Britain 7890 03:47:29,860 --> 03:47:31,600 of our parents and grandparents 7891 03:47:31,600 --> 03:47:33,000 and great-grandparents' 7892 03:47:33,000 --> 03:47:33,860 childhood. 7893 03:47:33,980 --> 03:47:36,490 So that's the wider tableau 7894 03:47:36,490 --> 03:47:39,040 upon which I will begin to 7895 03:47:39,040 --> 03:47:40,560 contemplate. 7896 03:47:41,340 --> 03:47:42,580 Oh my god, man. 7897 03:47:42,580 --> 03:47:43,860 This is a fucking nightmare. 7898 03:47:45,200 --> 03:47:46,180 An absolute nightmare what's 7899 03:47:46,180 --> 03:47:47,540 going on here. 7900 03:47:50,460 --> 03:47:51,540 Maybe I'll just wait. 7901 03:47:51,680 --> 03:47:52,300 Yeah, fuck it. 7902 03:47:52,320 --> 03:47:54,170 I've built it up so long now 7903 03:47:54,170 --> 03:47:55,560 that I'll play the sax. 7904 03:47:56,240 --> 03:47:57,310 The Jeffrey Sachs thing that I've 7905 03:47:57,310 --> 03:47:58,180 come up with. 7906 03:47:59,800 --> 03:48:00,540 And it just people. 7907 03:48:00,940 --> 03:48:02,220 But then again, I don't care. 7908 03:48:02,420 --> 03:48:03,640 It's not the final piece. 7909 03:48:03,680 --> 03:48:04,860 I was just wanting feedback. 7910 03:48:04,860 --> 03:48:06,000 You know, I was wanting 7911 03:48:06,000 --> 03:48:07,560 feedback on where to take it. 7912 03:48:07,560 --> 03:48:16,600 What the hell is going on? 7913 03:48:30,860 --> 03:48:32,120 I am aghast. 7914 03:48:32,120 --> 03:48:35,010 Maybe if I play it out the 7915 03:48:35,010 --> 03:48:38,950 speakers, it's just not as good 7916 03:48:38,950 --> 03:48:42,150 then as I'm not playing it 7917 03:48:42,150 --> 03:48:43,060 through the fucking mainframe, 7918 03:48:43,060 --> 03:48:43,500 you know? 7919 03:48:46,340 --> 03:48:47,180 Sound settings. 7920 03:48:47,320 --> 03:48:48,340 Multi-output device. 7921 03:48:48,420 --> 03:48:49,300 Maybe that would do it. 7922 03:48:52,920 --> 03:48:53,840 Here's a MIDI. 7923 03:48:55,280 --> 03:48:55,560 MIDI. 7924 03:48:55,560 --> 03:48:59,980 With that idea of existential 7925 03:48:59,980 --> 03:49:04,220 guilt at the forefront of our 7926 03:49:04,220 --> 03:49:08,800 sad and sorry minds, regret, 7927 03:49:08,800 --> 03:49:13,680 all the associated feelings. 7928 03:49:14,400 --> 03:49:17,240 Obviously, you know, I am in a 7929 03:49:17,240 --> 03:49:18,320 process. 7930 03:49:18,460 --> 03:49:19,820 I'm in the midst of mourning on 7931 03:49:19,820 --> 03:49:20,760 my own account. 7932 03:49:21,560 --> 03:49:23,730 I'm mourning still the loss of 7933 03:49:23,730 --> 03:49:25,990 my dad five years ago, the loss 7934 03:49:25,990 --> 03:49:27,790 of my mum a month and a half 7935 03:49:27,790 --> 03:49:28,480 ago. 7936 03:49:28,600 --> 03:49:29,800 Yes, sorry about that. 7937 03:49:30,020 --> 03:49:31,620 That was a bad note to be on 7938 03:49:31,620 --> 03:49:33,820 there with Neil talking about 7939 03:49:33,820 --> 03:49:34,540 that. 7940 03:49:34,720 --> 03:49:36,210 I mean, the death of a parent, 7941 03:49:36,210 --> 03:49:37,160 it's not nice. 7942 03:49:38,100 --> 03:49:39,310 But listen to this fucking tune, 7943 03:49:39,310 --> 03:49:39,800 man. 7944 03:49:39,820 --> 03:49:40,640 It's quality. 7945 03:49:43,840 --> 03:49:44,640 It's a bit loud. 7946 03:49:44,700 --> 03:49:45,440 That was a bit loud. 7947 03:49:47,940 --> 03:49:49,720 Bit of a bit of rumble on it. 7948 03:49:49,720 --> 03:49:54,620 Yeah, we go back there again. 7949 03:49:54,880 --> 03:49:55,950 Where do you think I could take 7950 03:49:55,950 --> 03:49:56,360 this? 7951 03:50:00,380 --> 03:50:03,080 The long term is very good. 7952 03:50:03,820 --> 03:50:04,840 I do believe. 7953 03:50:04,940 --> 03:50:05,780 I do believe. 7954 03:50:07,520 --> 03:50:09,920 That idea that came from Malthus. 7955 03:50:10,360 --> 03:50:11,000 Malthus. 7956 03:50:11,180 --> 03:50:12,520 I do believe. 7957 03:50:12,660 --> 03:50:13,520 I do believe. 7958 03:50:15,180 --> 03:50:17,600 That idea that came from Malthus. 7959 03:50:17,600 --> 03:50:18,040 Malthus. 7960 03:50:26,260 --> 03:50:27,400 You hearing that? 7961 03:50:28,060 --> 03:50:29,460 Because I want to know. 7962 03:50:30,960 --> 03:50:30,960 When I'm hearing it, I'm 7963 03:50:30,960 --> 03:50:32,700 hearing it from two separate 7964 03:50:32,700 --> 03:50:34,060 speakers as well. 7965 03:50:34,100 --> 03:50:35,040 So it's doubling over. 7966 03:50:35,460 --> 03:50:36,280 But is it working? 7967 03:50:36,440 --> 03:50:37,300 It's working for you. 7968 03:50:37,380 --> 03:50:38,700 It's not like it doubled over. 7969 03:50:39,140 --> 03:50:40,020 You're hearing it. 7970 03:50:40,560 --> 03:50:41,740 More menace required. 7971 03:50:42,040 --> 03:50:43,020 Let's just hear this anyway. 7972 03:50:43,140 --> 03:50:44,640 See where you think about this. 7973 03:50:44,640 --> 03:50:47,030 Maybe you can put that onto the 7974 03:50:47,030 --> 03:50:48,400 screen as well. 7975 03:50:48,400 --> 03:51:09,920 The long term is very good. 7976 03:51:10,060 --> 03:51:11,680 I do believe. 7977 03:51:11,780 --> 03:51:12,640 I do believe. 7978 03:51:14,020 --> 03:51:16,780 That idea that came from Malthus. 7979 03:51:17,120 --> 03:51:17,860 Malthus. 7980 03:51:18,060 --> 03:51:19,380 I do believe. 7981 03:51:19,480 --> 03:51:20,380 I do believe. 7982 03:51:21,840 --> 03:51:24,460 That idea that came from Malthus. 7983 03:51:24,860 --> 03:51:25,480 Malthus. 7984 03:51:25,720 --> 03:51:27,400 We could be living in a time of 7985 03:51:27,400 --> 03:51:28,380 abundance. 7986 03:51:29,200 --> 03:51:31,340 A time of plenty for all. 7987 03:51:33,340 --> 03:51:35,000 A time of peace. 7988 03:51:35,920 --> 03:51:36,700 Imagine that. 7989 03:51:39,620 --> 03:51:40,400 Imagine that. 7990 03:51:40,780 --> 03:51:41,500 Jeffrey Sachs. 7991 03:51:41,500 --> 03:51:42,500 I do believe. 7992 03:51:42,620 --> 03:51:43,480 I do believe. 7993 03:51:45,160 --> 03:51:47,620 That idea that came from Malthus. 7994 03:51:47,980 --> 03:51:48,640 Malthus. 7995 03:51:48,900 --> 03:51:50,200 I do believe. 7996 03:51:50,340 --> 03:51:51,160 I do believe. 7997 03:51:52,160 --> 03:51:53,100 Jeffrey Sachs. 7998 03:51:53,200 --> 03:51:55,320 That idea that came from Malthus. 7999 03:51:55,320 --> 03:51:56,260 Malthus. 8000 03:51:56,260 --> 03:52:05,740 Maybe breaks down there like. 8001 03:52:10,080 --> 03:52:15,880 Or maybe just end it there. 8002 03:52:16,440 --> 03:52:17,440 And then go. 8003 03:52:18,360 --> 03:52:18,880 Completely. 8004 03:52:19,440 --> 03:52:20,640 On 180 degrees. 8005 03:52:20,640 --> 03:52:22,020 Into a new thing entirely. 8006 03:52:22,240 --> 03:52:23,180 That's a minute there. 8007 03:52:23,180 --> 03:52:24,360 But it's a powerful minute. 8008 03:52:24,700 --> 03:52:26,210 I'm wondering whether or not to 8009 03:52:26,210 --> 03:52:27,120 expand on that. 8010 03:52:27,260 --> 03:52:28,320 And make that into a three 8011 03:52:28,320 --> 03:52:29,340 minute club tune. 8012 03:52:30,340 --> 03:52:30,760 Or. 8013 03:52:30,940 --> 03:52:32,320 Shall I do three minutes. 8014 03:52:32,600 --> 03:52:34,240 Or even try and go ten minutes. 8015 03:52:34,360 --> 03:52:35,380 Of different stuff. 8016 03:52:35,480 --> 03:52:36,380 That's a lot to say. 8017 03:52:36,440 --> 03:52:36,960 It's a lot to. 8018 03:52:37,020 --> 03:52:37,960 It's a lot to fucking. 8019 03:52:38,780 --> 03:52:39,520 Say and do. 8020 03:52:48,520 --> 03:52:49,700 The long term. 8021 03:52:50,420 --> 03:52:51,420 Is very good. 8022 03:52:51,420 --> 03:52:53,180 I do believe. 8023 03:52:53,420 --> 03:52:54,140 I do believe. 8024 03:52:54,140 --> 03:52:58,280 That idea that came from Malthus. 8025 03:52:58,640 --> 03:52:59,360 Malthus. 8026 03:52:59,780 --> 03:53:00,880 I do believe. 8027 03:53:01,000 --> 03:53:01,880 I do believe. 8028 03:53:03,500 --> 03:53:05,960 That idea that came from Malthus. 8029 03:53:06,360 --> 03:53:06,960 Malthus. 8030 03:53:07,440 --> 03:53:08,810 We could be living in a time of 8031 03:53:08,810 --> 03:53:09,820 abundance. 8032 03:53:09,820 --> 03:53:10,570 Let me spend just a few minutes 8033 03:53:10,570 --> 03:53:11,180 talking about this. 8034 03:53:11,180 --> 03:53:12,840 A time of plenty for all. 8035 03:53:15,060 --> 03:53:16,500 A time of peace. 8036 03:53:17,360 --> 03:53:18,200 Imagine that. 8037 03:53:20,980 --> 03:53:21,900 Imagine that. 8038 03:53:22,280 --> 03:53:26,120 I do believe that idea that 8039 03:53:26,120 --> 03:53:29,120 came from Maltus. 8040 03:53:30,260 --> 03:53:33,420 I do believe that idea that 8041 03:53:33,420 --> 03:53:36,820 came from Maltus. 8042 03:53:36,820 --> 03:53:37,760 Maltus. 8043 03:53:37,760 --> 03:54:07,740 Maltus. 8044 03:54:07,740 --> 03:54:08,260 I was muted. 8045 03:54:08,660 --> 03:54:10,000 It gets the thumbs up though, 8046 03:54:10,000 --> 03:54:10,360 yeah? 8047 03:54:10,600 --> 03:54:12,580 I mean, it's not, it's only 8048 03:54:12,580 --> 03:54:15,600 just, it's, it's, it's, it's a, 8049 03:54:15,600 --> 03:54:17,900 it's a concept, it's a proof 8050 03:54:17,900 --> 03:54:18,780 of concept. 8051 03:54:19,760 --> 03:54:21,340 Sax, Sax Wave. 8052 03:54:21,920 --> 03:54:22,680 Geoffrey Sax. 8053 03:54:25,020 --> 03:54:25,460 And it's nice to get Neil in 8054 03:54:25,460 --> 03:54:27,280 there as well. 8055 03:54:27,720 --> 03:54:28,540 It was sad to hear that about 8056 03:54:28,540 --> 03:54:30,020 what he was going through, you 8057 03:54:30,020 --> 03:54:30,400 know? 8058 03:54:31,760 --> 03:54:34,200 No matter what, where you were. 8059 03:54:34,860 --> 03:54:36,480 It's, it's not a nice thing, 8060 03:54:36,480 --> 03:54:38,100 but Sax though, you know? 8061 03:54:38,220 --> 03:54:39,650 He's got a great voice as Geoffrey 8062 03:54:39,650 --> 03:54:40,040 Sax. 8063 03:54:40,920 --> 03:54:41,420 And there he is, even in the 8064 03:54:41,420 --> 03:54:43,100 browser window I had open there, 8065 03:54:43,100 --> 03:54:44,640 he's belting away, look. 8066 03:54:46,000 --> 03:54:47,420 What's he going on about there? 8067 03:54:47,420 --> 03:54:51,580 And onward because it started 8068 03:54:51,580 --> 03:54:55,640 with a voyage that was a little 8069 03:54:55,640 --> 03:54:59,520 bit, went awry and changed 8070 03:54:59,520 --> 03:55:01,380 the world fundamentally. 8071 03:55:01,780 --> 03:55:03,860 The long term is very good. 8072 03:55:04,340 --> 03:55:06,750 And they say, how do you know 8073 03:55:06,750 --> 03:55:09,460 that Christopher Columbus was 8074 03:55:09,460 --> 03:55:11,820 an economist, by the way? 8075 03:55:13,960 --> 03:55:14,780 He didn't know where he was 8076 03:55:14,780 --> 03:55:15,880 going. 8077 03:55:16,640 --> 03:55:17,350 He didn't know where he was 8078 03:55:17,350 --> 03:55:18,600 when he got there. 8079 03:55:18,900 --> 03:55:20,180 And it was all on a government 8080 03:55:20,180 --> 03:55:20,740 grant. 8081 03:55:21,300 --> 03:55:24,660 So this is par for the course. 8082 03:55:24,660 --> 03:55:26,820 But the world. 8083 03:55:27,360 --> 03:55:28,700 The world. 8084 03:55:29,480 --> 03:55:32,560 Became a European-led world. 8085 03:55:33,440 --> 03:55:35,110 So that's that anyway with the 8086 03:55:35,110 --> 03:55:35,760 sax. 8087 03:55:36,020 --> 03:55:39,560 Thank you very much for tuning 8088 03:55:39,560 --> 03:55:43,060 in and watching there today. 8089 03:55:43,580 --> 03:55:46,000 As for the sax wave, I'll get 8090 03:55:46,000 --> 03:55:47,040 back to that. 8091 03:55:47,560 --> 03:55:49,750 Maybe, would it even, I thought 8092 03:55:49,750 --> 03:55:52,310 about even streaming me trying 8093 03:55:52,310 --> 03:55:54,240 to do the rest of the sax 8094 03:55:54,240 --> 03:55:54,740 wave. 8095 03:55:55,140 --> 03:55:56,400 Where I realize how that is 8096 03:55:56,400 --> 03:55:58,840 actually quite boring, you know? 8097 03:55:58,860 --> 03:56:00,640 It's just looking at a fucking 8098 03:56:00,640 --> 03:56:02,020 timeline of tunes. 8099 03:56:02,160 --> 03:56:04,030 And also I feel maybe I could 8100 03:56:04,030 --> 03:56:06,190 be a little bit, when there's 8101 03:56:06,190 --> 03:56:08,740 people watching, I don't really 8102 03:56:08,740 --> 03:56:10,300 think that is great because you 8103 03:56:10,300 --> 03:56:11,740 don't take as many risks. 8104 03:56:11,960 --> 03:56:12,810 But then again, you could get 8105 03:56:12,810 --> 03:56:13,600 something different. 8106 03:56:13,780 --> 03:56:15,210 You might end up taking a risk 8107 03:56:15,210 --> 03:56:16,940 or go down a path that you didn't 8108 03:56:16,940 --> 03:56:17,800 consider. 8109 03:56:20,700 --> 03:56:21,880 Let me have my dinner. 8110 03:56:22,520 --> 03:56:24,060 I can't say I'll be back on 8111 03:56:24,060 --> 03:56:26,780 afterwards or the evening. 8112 03:56:27,000 --> 03:56:29,360 Look, we don't know what's 8113 03:56:29,360 --> 03:56:31,200 going on at the moment. 8114 03:56:31,400 --> 03:56:32,900 There's a lot of shit in flux. 8115 03:56:33,540 --> 03:56:34,400 Shit is in flux. 8116 03:56:35,200 --> 03:56:35,850 We'll talk to you later on 8117 03:56:35,850 --> 03:56:36,500 anyway. 8118 03:56:37,100 --> 03:56:37,940 And all the best. 8119 03:56:38,760 --> 03:56:40,820 And good luck. 8120 03:56:40,820 --> 03:56:42,820 And we'll see ya. 8121 03:56:43,780 --> 03:56:44,320 Good luck. 8122 03:56:44,380 --> 03:56:48,220 The long term is very good. 8123 03:56:49,060 --> 03:56:49,980 I do believe. 8124 03:56:50,100 --> 03:56:50,920 I do believe. 8125 03:56:52,520 --> 03:56:55,060 That idea that came from Malthus. 8126 03:56:55,600 --> 03:56:56,160 Malthus. 8127 03:56:56,360 --> 03:56:57,660 I do believe. 8128 03:56:57,800 --> 03:56:58,640 I do believe. 8129 03:57:00,160 --> 03:57:02,760 That idea that came from Malthus. 8130 03:57:03,200 --> 03:57:03,760 Malthus. 8131 03:57:04,100 --> 03:57:05,780 We could be living in a time of 8132 03:57:05,780 --> 03:57:06,660 abundance. 8133 03:57:07,460 --> 03:57:09,640 A time of plenty for all. 8134 03:57:11,900 --> 03:57:13,300 A time of peace. 8135 03:57:14,200 --> 03:57:15,000 Imagine that. 8136 03:57:17,680 --> 03:57:18,720 Imagine that. 8137 03:57:19,060 --> 03:57:19,900 Jeffrey Sachs. 8138 03:57:19,960 --> 03:57:20,800 I do believe. 8139 03:57:20,880 --> 03:57:21,780 I do believe.