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in urgency.

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Instead of having meetings and

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drafting memos, he isn't making

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a decision to end drone closures

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at Dublin Airport.

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decision today, we think

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frankly he should resign and

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let somebody competent to

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become Minister of Transport.

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Step, step, step, step, step,

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step, step, step, step, step,

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step, step, change in urgency.

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Treacherous.

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Treacherous.

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There needs to be a step change

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in urgency.

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Thank you very much.

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We'll go from the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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We'll turn it off.

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We'll go to the top.

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playing the game.

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We'll go to the top.

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Let's stick this.

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I am Kybar.

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This is one.

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And we'll go to the top.

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which is going to be.

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We'll go to the top.

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And hilarious.

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We're ready to go.

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We'll go to the top.

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Thank you.

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We'll go to the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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as we take a look at the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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And Ed H.

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There's going to be a mouse.

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We'll go to the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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So, we'll go to the top.

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We'll go to the top.

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They seem to land.

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And I'm told you.

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This is where,

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They didn't have in the top.

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sound and stew.

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ready to rock.

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And I'm told you.

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I'm going to go to the top.

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The way things.

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And I'm going to go to the top.

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Starlight and starlight.

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And I'm going to go to the top.

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Sean Connery

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Noah Palestine

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Noah Palestine

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And a lion

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And a lion

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And David Fox and Ron Gilbert

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And David Fox and Ron Gilbert

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Thank you very much there, Anguished

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Panda

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for your kind, hard and tip.

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And what about Noah Palestine

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for a name, ladies and

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gentlemen?

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A conflagration of types.

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Noah probably being a name of

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the Judaic.

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Tradition.

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And Palestine being Palestinian.

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Ivan and Steph, thank you very

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much

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for your kind, hard and

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generous tip.

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Very, very, very, very kindly.

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Yeah, I love it.

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Let's have a little look and

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see how this develops.

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Computer games have to look as

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good

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as the old-fashioned Disney

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cartoons.

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Everything is handmade.

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Indy, you're back.

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Computer games have to look as

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good as...

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Lovely stuff.

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Hello, Marcus.

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This could be the next game.

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The one thing I really enjoy

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about these Computer Chronicles

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detours of the past

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is that we find a game,

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sometimes, once in a while,

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a game comes along on this show

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and it becomes a part of the

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streaming roster.

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cartoons.

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Everything is handmade.

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Unlike, similar to the way

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the old animated adventure

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films were done.

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You know what I'm gonna say.

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It's obviously,

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this is not gonna happen

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anymore.

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This is an old-style,

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cool dude as well.

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Cool-looking young fella.

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He knows what he's doing.

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He's good at graphic design.

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He's an artist.

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And it will be outsourced soon,

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unfortunately,

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to a database room.

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Probably in Ireland.

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Probably somewhere in Ireland

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because it's got the right

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climate for it.

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computers

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will just make your

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entertainment.

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It's a beautiful future ahead

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of us.

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I can't wait.

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I'm so glad

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that it's gonna be like the way

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it is.

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The maddening thing about the

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graphic adventure

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is that in the text adventures,

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Brian Moriarty.

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Fucking great name.

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Great name.

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Great jumper.

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Animated adventure films were

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done.

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Every gesture has to be

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accounted for.

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And so the maddening thing

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about the graphic adventure

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is that in the text adventures,

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almost anything you could

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imagine

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or express with a sentence

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could happen.

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you can't do anything you can't

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show.

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very much.

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This is the old PC version

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of the popular...

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When I do this,

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it looks like the Movistar logo

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for the...

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Do you know the...

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Movistar...

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cellular network...

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cellular network...

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in Spain.

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Bit of a niche reference.

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Look.

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The top lip.

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I like a red version.

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Game loon.

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But the new version...

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I'll stop doing that.

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I'll stop doing that.

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I'll stop doing that.

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Some people might not like that.

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You can't do anything you can't

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show.

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And you can't afford to show

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very much.

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This is the old PC version

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of the popular game loon.

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Loon.

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The new version being developed

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here...

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A messenger nymph.

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The high council awaits

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your presence in the sanctuary.

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The old...

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Look at his eye.

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His evil eyes.

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Look.

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I wonder could you do that.

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The high council awaits

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your presence in the sanctuary.

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PC version of the popular game

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loon.

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But the new version being

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developed

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here at Lucasfilm

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will not only have better

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animation,

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but also sound.

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And that's the messenger nymph.

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And that's the problem.

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The disk space in terms of the

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art

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has become almost...

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Seems like he knows

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his way around the block.

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How about you?

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You very much there, Randy.

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Very, very kind.

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As far as we know how to do.

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We'd love to see Fontaine play

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Condemned Criminal Origins.

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Great survival horror.

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I'll look into it.

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I'll put that down on the list.

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But the...

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But disk space is still limited

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because of that sound.

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We're really increasing

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the amount of...

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of sound and audio

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that we have in the games

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because it's such a powerful

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medium

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of communication

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that we've never had before.

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Another computer game

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that will feature

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state-of-the-art animation

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is the new PC adventure game...

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Fate and the Fate of Atlantis.

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Never heard of it.

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Thank you very much, Glyn,

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for the tip.

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Indiana Jones and the Fate of

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Atlantis.

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And since virtually

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every software customer

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will have already seen

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an Indiana Jones...

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I'm back.

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...movie,

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the computer game experience

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has to be equally realistic.

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Dr. Jones.

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Do you remember

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the Temple of Doom?

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Dr. Jones.

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Lots of stuff

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that probably wouldn't get away

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with

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nowadays as well.

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Jackie Chronicles.

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Thank you very much

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for the tip there.

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Dick.

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A consumer looks for

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believability

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because if you're going to have

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fun,

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you've got to,

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one degree or another,

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suspend disbelief.

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So the story...

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Indeed.

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...has to be an engaging one

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and to some extent

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a real one,

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even if the theme

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is a fantasy.

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For the Computer Chronicles,

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00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:20,440
I'm Janelle Patterson.

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I'm Maria Gabriel.

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Complete fuck up.

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Real brain fart that.

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Yelp.

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Maria Gabriel.

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What you be wanting, boy?

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Crisis in the Kremlin.

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00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:38,820
Earl Weaver Baseball 2

314
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:39,840
and none other

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00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,300
than Word Tris.

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00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,300
Baseball is such a boring game.

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00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,580
How are they going to spin that

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00:36:48,580 --> 00:36:50,020
into a fucking computer game?

319
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:54,080
Great games evolve

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00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,620
just the way all great software

321
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,100
evolves

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00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,140
and two perfect examples

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00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:57,940
are Word Tris

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00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,140
and Earl Weaver 2.

325
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,520
Earl Weaver 2.

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00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:00,820
Here to show us the two

327
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:01,100
evolutionary

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00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,540
and revolutionary games

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00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:03,240
are Gilman Louie,

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00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,840
president of Spectrum Holobyte

331
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,540
and Michael Brook

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00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:06,580
of Electronic Arts.

333
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:07,500
First of all,

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00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:07,940
it seems to me

335
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:08,720
when we look at some of the

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00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:08,940
games

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00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,920
we're looking at today,

338
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,190
you see the cleverest

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00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,020
programming,

340
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:13,200
the cleverest new ways

341
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,140
of dealing with software

342
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:14,660
problems.

343
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,260
Is that true in fact?

344
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:16,460
I mean,

345
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,040
do guys come up

346
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:17,680
and solve problems

347
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,480
in the game environment

348
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,260
perhaps more readily

349
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:20,160
than they would in the spread?

350
00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:21,160
You're not a killer.

351
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:21,780
No, I'm not.

352
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:22,380
Well, Stuart,

353
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,340
I think you have to

354
00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:24,980
because the product life cycles

355
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:25,800
of these products

356
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,700
are so short,

357
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,480
oftentimes six months

358
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,880
that you have to...

359
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,200
E.A. Brooks.

360
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:31,980
It's in the game.

361
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,360
...push that edge.

362
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,640
You're competing

363
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,620
against other game companies.

364
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:37,900
Games could take

365
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,960
a year or two years

366
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,600
to develop.

367
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,900
You really have to be

368
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:41,860
visionary on what

369
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,340
the market is going to expect

370
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,760
two years down the road.

371
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,720
Maybe the cleverest guys

372
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:46,880
are really developing games.

373
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:48,440
All right, Gilman,

374
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,580
you've got one great example

375
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:49,800
here,

376
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,420
which is the...

377
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:52,860
I love the little bit of...

378
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:54,240
The style.

379
00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,940
I like maybe...

380
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,620
It's a nice segue then

381
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,600
to make that joke.

382
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,980
It ends in a nice little laugh

383
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,000
and then it moves on

384
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,460
to the next person.

385
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,300
He moves on.

386
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,880
Sorry, I called Stuart it there.

387
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,560
But the show,

388
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,800
the pace,

389
00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:10,660
the focus of the show

390
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,320
moves on.

391
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:12,580
And again,

392
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,420
another masterclass

393
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:15,280
in communication

394
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,500
and presentorial style

395
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,040
from Stuart.

396
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,900
These guys are really

397
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:19,740
developing games.

398
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:21,140
And look at that.

399
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:22,120
He says the quip

400
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,940
or the line,

401
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:25,520
whatever you want

402
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,040
to call that.

403
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:27,000
And he looks

404
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,800
Michael Brooks

405
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,580
dead ball

406
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,440
in the eye

407
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,800
in order to maintain

408
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,920
that connection.

409
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:37,060
And then Michael feels

410
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,580
like he must smile

411
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,320
back at Stu.

412
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:41,420
and then it naturally...

413
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,120
The conversation

414
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,540
naturally evolves

415
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:44,800
and moves to the next man.

416
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,120
All right, Gilman,

417
00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:47,320
you've got one great example.

418
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:47,740
Gilman.

419
00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:48,780
Which is the next generation

420
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:50,100
from Tetris to Weltri...

421
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:50,760
I think he just said

422
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,500
this guy's name is Gilman.

423
00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,040
It's the Wordtris.

424
00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:55,640
And it's a great game.

425
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:56,800
Show us how you play this thing.

426
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,900
Well, Wordtris is a game

427
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,040
that kind of combines

428
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,360
the best of Word games

429
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,220
and Tetris.

430
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,760
It's Gilman Louie.

431
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,360
You can play it

432
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,320
in a variety of different...

433
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,740
From none other.

434
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,620
Those crazy little guys

435
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:12,100
over at Spectrum Holobyte

436
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,020
have created this fantastic,

437
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,440
beautiful game.

438
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,060
against a friend.

439
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:16,260
You can play a costume modem.

440
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:17,200
So me in San Francisco

441
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,430
can play with a friend in New

442
00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:18,660
York

443
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:20,680
or in a network in your office

444
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,980
and you can be sitting there

445
00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:22,540
and playing games.

446
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:22,540
That's what we need.

447
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,100
A network in the office, right?

448
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,140
And true productivity, of

449
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:24,580
course.

450
00:39:24,580 --> 00:39:24,640
Okay.

451
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,240
Have a variety of different

452
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:26,520
levels

453
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,060
of difficulty,

454
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,310
from children all the way to

455
00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:28,660
expert.

456
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,180
I'm going to choose

457
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:30,360
an advanced level.

458
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,220
Okay, you're brave.

459
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,580
I'm going to go to level B.

460
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,160
You're brave.

461
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:34,560
And I'm going to play

462
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,540
a two-minute game.

463
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:35,980
Okay.

464
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:36,560
And let's go into it.

465
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:36,800
Okay.

466
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,180
My goal is to spell words

467
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:40,700
horizontally or vertically

468
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,120
any way I possibly can.

469
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,140
At least three-letter words.

470
00:39:43,140 --> 00:40:10,820
Three-letter words or more.

471
00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:11,900
Three-letter words or more.

472
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,380
And if I get that magic word

473
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:14,440
like clever on the top...

474
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,420
So we've got...

475
00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:15,980
It's lovely.

476
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,200
It's Tetris, but it's not.

477
00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,360
It's just blocks with letters

478
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:20,800
on them.

479
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,140
And then I presume you have to

480
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:23,860
make a word.

481
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,200
Obviously, three-letter words

482
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:25,700
or more.

483
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,940
But this here is just some sort

484
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:28,060
of

485
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:28,900
fucking nice placeholder.

486
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,760
They thought maybe what we'll

487
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,080
do is

488
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,260
we'll put on the onion-domed

489
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:35,900
kind of Russian-esque Kremlin

490
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:35,900
buildings

491
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,580
in the background.

492
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:39,520
And then we'll just put a few

493
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,600
huskies there as well

494
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,300
to make you...

495
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,580
People love dogs, right?

496
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,140
We all love dogs.

497
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,440
Ah, I get a big...

498
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,260
And I wonder what happens

499
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,970
if you write nasty words or bad

500
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:51,540
stuff.

501
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,700
Do you get points docked?

502
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,420
Or do you see points given?

503
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:57,970
Controversially, you could be

504
00:40:57,970 --> 00:40:58,640
given points

505
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,740
for writing bad stuff.

506
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,820
Thank you very much there,

507
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,880
Anthony Barrett.

508
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,040
There's a gaming documentary

509
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,540
on the BBC archives called

510
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,240
It Could Be Pretty Special.

511
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,920
I'll check that out.

512
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:11,660
Thank you very much.

513
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,740
Bonus and my well clears off.

514
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:14,840
Thank you very much for the tip.

515
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,200
And Sakuba 2017.

516
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,180
Thank you very much.

517
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,040
Right now, he's struggling

518
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,880
to make anything just Kagura.

519
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,480
I get some great points.

520
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,120
And that's sort of a wild card?

521
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:25,900
It's a wild card.

522
00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:26,580
I got ran.

523
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:27,000
You got a word, right?

524
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,580
There goes a word.

525
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,680
And this is a great game.

526
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:30,740
It's just lots of fun.

527
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:31,880
What the fuck happened there?

528
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,500
He's not even making words,

529
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,340
but he's getting Tetris.

530
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:36,620
See this?

531
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:36,980
I got ran.

532
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:37,480
You got a word.

533
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,260
There goes a word.

534
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:40,040
Err.

535
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:40,460
Oh, yeah.

536
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,700
Err on the side of caution.

537
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,600
But it's not err, is it?

538
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,680
Because it's Kagur.

539
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,200
And this is a great game.

540
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,300
It's just lots of fun.

541
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,680
Lots of fun.

542
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,460
Very educational for children

543
00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:53,680
because they learn how to spell.

544
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,740
All right, so it's really...

545
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:55,660
Gin pace.

546
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,160
Like Tetris in the motion and

547
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:57,680
the action,

548
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,800
but you're really forming words.

549
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,190
It's a word game in terms of

550
00:42:00,190 --> 00:42:00,640
doing that

551
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,680
rather than making shapes and

552
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,060
forms.

553
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,320
Now, it seems to me one of the

554
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,860
great challenges

555
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:04,940
of this game is how you dealt

556
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:05,800
with the dictionary

557
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,240
because in real time, on the

558
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:07,500
fly,

559
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,360
you've got to access the

560
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,920
dictionary,

561
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:09,800
figure out whether it's a word

562
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,020
or not,

563
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:10,420
and move on.

564
00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:10,960
How'd you do that?

565
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,220
We actually had to have a team

566
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:12,960
of programmers

567
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,380
work on that particular problem

568
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,490
because the dictionary was so

569
00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:15,880
large.

570
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:17,120
It's 60,000 words.

571
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,340
And it has to find every

572
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,160
possible word

573
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,360
that's on that screen in a

574
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,440
fraction of a second.

575
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:21,940
Yeah, it's amazing.

576
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,600
Couldn't do it.

577
00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:24,000
Didn't have the fucking

578
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,340
technical capability

579
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,320
to be able to do that

580
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,620
dictionary of words.

581
00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:28,640
It's too much words, lads.

582
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,420
It's too much.

583
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,300
Keep it to three letters or

584
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:31,940
less.

585
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,700
Thank you very much there for

586
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:34,280
the tip.

587
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:34,780
Arse.

588
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,980
Can you add to the dictionary,

589
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:36,780
put in your own words?

590
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:37,420
Oh, absolutely.

591
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,860
One of the nice features about

592
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:39,320
the game

593
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,760
is that you can add words,

594
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,960
foreign language words,

595
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,580
or people's proper names,

596
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,680
and whatever you want.

597
00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:45,120
Uh-huh.

598
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,040
And I can put my name in it.

599
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,010
Spell out Louis, it goes off

600
00:42:49,010 --> 00:42:49,440
the screen.

601
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,360
I get a bonus point.

602
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,240
Okay, okay.

603
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:51,940
So it's great.

604
00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:53,360
Let me ask you about Crisis in

605
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,160
the Kremlin now.

606
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:55,460
That's the other great game you

607
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,040
guys have.

608
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:56,960
And...

609
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,360
Cold War had just ended.

610
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,120
The Berlin Wall had fell,

611
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,320
fallen at this point.

612
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,100
There was probably still some

613
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:06,200
residual animosity there lurking

614
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,780
in the media landscape.

615
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:09,820
Crisis in the Kremlin.

616
00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:11,540
What's in store here?

617
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,140
Let's have a look.

618
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,300
There's a rather interesting

619
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,260
story to tell about that

620
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,340
while you were developing it,

621
00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:15,920
isn't there?

622
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:16,880
In the game, of course,

623
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,670
it simulates every possible

624
00:43:18,670 --> 00:43:19,720
contingency.

625
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,410
One of the things that we were

626
00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:22,280
testing was

627
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,530
what would happen if we played

628
00:43:23,530 --> 00:43:24,180
Gorbachev?

629
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,400
We put in all the rules.

630
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,140
And basically what happened was

631
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:28,300
it predicted the coup.

632
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,800
Digital Gorbachev inbound,

633
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,920
possibly.

634
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,950
And we even got the letter that

635
00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:35,900
comes out of the fax machine

636
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,300
that says,

637
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,900
gee whiz, from the KGB,

638
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,170
you have suddenly taken ill

639
00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:40,100
with the red flu.

640
00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:41,160
Pretty good simulation.

641
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,530
All right, show us how you play

642
00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:43,770
Crisis in the Kremlin, young

643
00:43:43,770 --> 00:43:44,180
man.

644
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,200
Ill with the red flu.

645
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,100
Pretty good simulation.

646
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,280
Got the red flu, lads.

647
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,820
Gee whiz, from the KGB,

648
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,070
you have suddenly taken ill

649
00:43:51,070 --> 00:43:52,000
with the red flu.

650
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:52,900
Pretty good simulation.

651
00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:55,300
I like when Stu's happy,

652
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,440
because I get happy as well.

653
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,360
Gavin Brown, thank you very

654
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,180
much for your tip there.

655
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:01,440
You've got Nutella on a

656
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,760
digestive biscuit.

657
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,140
You say, which is a good

658
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,700
accompaniment to this.

659
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:06,460
Thank you, friends.

660
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,560
Delta at the end of the month.

661
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:08,020
Yes.

662
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:10,220
Just yes.

663
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,300
And what is that, 28th?

664
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:14,500
All going mad for it over in

665
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,280
Japan, according to Connor.

666
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,350
All right, show us how you play

667
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:18,380
Crisis in the Kremlin, young

668
00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:18,740
man.

669
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:19,720
Well, basically you can-

670
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,480
It's all laughs.

671
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:21,420
It's all fun and games for a

672
00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:22,420
while, but he doesn't.

673
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,680
It's like, we need to get the

674
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,220
work done.

675
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,800
Stu will give you the laugh,

676
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,050
and he'll make you feel happy

677
00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:27,720
and at home.

678
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:28,420
Simulation.

679
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:28,980
Right?

680
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:29,900
But then watch.

681
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,320
Boom.

682
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,440
Back to work.

683
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,020
This isn't fucking play days.

684
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,090
All right, show us how you play

685
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:36,120
Crisis in the Kremlin, young

686
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,460
man.

687
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,780
Well, basically you can choose

688
00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:38,770
from any different type of

689
00:44:38,770 --> 00:44:39,620
personality type,

690
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,720
either ones that you've created.

691
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,620
What kind of president would

692
00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:44,960
you like to be, Comrade Gilman?

693
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,420
You have selected Gorby.

694
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,720
You have selected Nick.

695
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,480
Traditional Russian names here.

696
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:57,800
You have selected Stalin.

697
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,100
LL and PK.

698
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:02,110
I don't know what the story is

699
00:45:02,110 --> 00:45:02,840
there with that.

700
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,760
And look, it's Gorbachev.

701
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,230
We know because there's a

702
00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,280
little map of an unknown

703
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,480
country on his head.

704
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:13,120
...or that's been pre-programmed

705
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,040
into the computer.

706
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,540
So if you choose Gorby and you

707
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,040
start acting like Stalin,

708
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,060
you're not going to get very

709
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:18,800
far in the game.

710
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:19,610
Okay, so let's play Gorbachev

711
00:45:19,610 --> 00:45:19,880
here.

712
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:20,700
So we're going to go ahead and

713
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:21,300
play Gorbachev.

714
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,020
And Gorbachev comes on up.

715
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,640
You just drag and drop Gorby

716
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,080
over to the main, is it?

717
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,040
And we go directly into the

718
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:28,800
office.

719
00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:30,460
Lovely stuff.

720
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,280
Look at maps.

721
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:32,720
Maps are great.

722
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,260
People love maps, right?

723
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:35,760
We all love a good map.

724
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,860
In the office we have...

725
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:37,940
Does it develop any further?

726
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:38,870
Is there anything else other

727
00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:39,460
than the maps?

728
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:40,820
I have this make-believe sense.

729
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,450
This is, what, Age of Empires-esque,

730
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,180
is it?

731
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,080
Or is it Crusader Kings?

732
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,620
But for a modern-day take on it,

733
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:51,020
before Crusader Kings, we've

734
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,580
never played it.

735
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,730
But it seems as though it's

736
00:45:52,730 --> 00:45:53,740
some sort of political

737
00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:54,460
dominance.

738
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,100
Your strength is low.

739
00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:58,620
Your citizen satisfaction...

740
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:00,560
Oh, no, it's red. It's high.

741
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:01,620
Foreign relations.

742
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,860
Doing very well there.

743
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:06,110
Overall index, very, very well

744
00:46:06,110 --> 00:46:06,880
indeed.

745
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,880
And then you've got, look...

746
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,820
Maybe the Soviets could have

747
00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,480
done with this game.

748
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,460
They would have extended the

749
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:17,320
length and duration of the

750
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,480
Soviet Union.

751
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,880
If they were all playing this.

752
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,180
If they were all playing this.

753
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,920
Food, health, housing,

754
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,000
employment, personal income,

755
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,440
consumer goods, public services.

756
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,530
All important stuffs that's

757
00:46:28,530 --> 00:46:30,520
even now important even today's.

758
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:31,140
Okay?

759
00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,980
Not much changes.

760
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,520
It might be a bit more swish.

761
00:46:35,780 --> 00:46:36,940
Things are ultra HD.

762
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,080
But if you've not got food.

763
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,760
But if you've not got food, you've

764
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,160
not got health or housing, it

765
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,760
starts going fucking shaky.

766
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,040
Civil rights are fucking good.

767
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,360
Look.

768
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,480
Out in the Soviet Union at that

769
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,180
stage.

770
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,500
According to them.

771
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:54,240
Everything according to them.

772
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,700
Education and emergency.

773
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,560
And there's Gorby as well.

774
00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,700
The chaff boxer.

775
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,940
Old Gorbations.

776
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,960
There were, it has a map of the

777
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,160
Soviet Union.

778
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,990
And all the different Eastern Bloc

779
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:07,780
countries.

780
00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:10,060
And countries will pull away to

781
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:10,900
the West.

782
00:47:11,140 --> 00:47:11,720
Or you'll have...

783
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,840
Higgins isn't simple.

784
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:13,840
Thank you very much there.

785
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,400
Do you reckon it was the first

786
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:15,840
meeting?

787
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,290
Or did Gilman Louie have a Chewie

788
00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:20,100
with Stewie before filming this

789
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:21,280
bit of a movie?

790
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:22,360
Dranks.

791
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,710
Oh, thank you very much there

792
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:24,300
for that.

793
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,200
I won't read the rest of it.

794
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,740
But maybe they had a bite to

795
00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:28,210
eat or a snack in the green

796
00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:28,800
room.

797
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,420
Now there is a concept we haven't

798
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:34,040
really ventured forthwith.

799
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Was there a green room in

800
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,160
Computer Chronicles?

801
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,040
What did it look like?

802
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,080
What was in the fridge?

803
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,710
I just feel as though Stewie's

804
00:47:39,710 --> 00:47:41,440
a bit of a straight shooter.

805
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,070
He wouldn't really be on the

806
00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:43,600
pace.

807
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:46,110
But I have speculated what it

808
00:47:46,110 --> 00:47:47,960
might have been like.

809
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:50,300
It was an end of year wrap up

810
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,160
show in San Francisco.

811
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:54,340
With, you know, Schindler.

812
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,840
Fucking Sheffey.

813
00:47:56,860 --> 00:47:57,420
Stockhammer.

814
00:47:58,900 --> 00:47:59,460
Maggots.

815
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,960
All the big names.

816
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,550
And you can imagine it would

817
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,320
have been an absolute riot.

818
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,000
Different countries succeeding.

819
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:09,140
Republic succeeding.

820
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,220
So what can we do as Gorby?

821
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,810
Gorby, one of the things that

822
00:48:11,810 --> 00:48:12,810
we can do is change the

823
00:48:12,810 --> 00:48:14,080
policies of the government.

824
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:14,520
Wow.

825
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,030
So I can go into, say, change

826
00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:17,530
the military posture in the

827
00:48:17,530 --> 00:48:19,120
world to an aggressive military

828
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:19,860
posture.

829
00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:20,560
Good stuff.

830
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:21,260
Like today.

831
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,080
Like today, even in Anchorage

832
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,100
or in Ukraine.

833
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:25,960
Aggressive military posture.

834
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:26,990
Of course, Gorbachev wouldn't

835
00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:27,400
do this.

836
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,340
So let's...

837
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:29,940
Gorby wouldn't do it.

838
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:30,850
Gorby was a good guy,

839
00:48:30,850 --> 00:48:31,580
apparently.

840
00:48:31,580 --> 00:48:32,960
Go in and change the budget.

841
00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:33,440
Okay.

842
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,500
I'm going to go into the

843
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,000
military.

844
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:35,700
Okay.

845
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:37,260
And cut the...

846
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,450
Why do we need to change the

847
00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:39,420
budget, though?

848
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,940
You know, we haven't seen any...

849
00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:42,780
The game hasn't given us any...

850
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,840
There's no little movie that

851
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,800
they've shown.

852
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:49,180
Show that, yeah, you need to

853
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:50,460
fucking change, make a few

854
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:51,740
tweaks here and there.

855
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:53,430
That, go in and change the

856
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,120
budget.

857
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:54,600
Okay.

858
00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:55,670
I'm going to go into the

859
00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,060
military and cut...

860
00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:58,800
The budget needs changing

861
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,760
pronto stat.

862
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:01,300
The military spending.

863
00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:03,240
Something that Gorbachev...

864
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,690
Before we go, let's just see

865
00:49:04,690 --> 00:49:06,150
what the way Europe looked in

866
00:49:06,150 --> 00:49:07,140
1991.

867
00:49:10,220 --> 00:49:11,280
Western Europe.

868
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:12,340
And then you've got this

869
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,740
central or eastern...

870
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,520
No, it's probably central.

871
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,060
This is central Europe, right?

872
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,250
Germany had just become back

873
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,990
into the fucking western sphere

874
00:49:23,990 --> 00:49:25,660
of influence.

875
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:27,350
But I suppose this game might

876
00:49:27,350 --> 00:49:29,100
be set in the late 80s.

877
00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:31,040
Maybe this is a game they

878
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,900
brought out just after

879
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:35,940
communism and Soviet Union fell.

880
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,150
So then the interesting part of

881
00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:40,160
the game was that...

882
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,590
Just rewind a few years and see

883
00:49:41,590 --> 00:49:43,260
if you can keep it going, lads.

884
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,100
Paul Meskel.

885
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,410
Thank you very much for the tip

886
00:49:47,410 --> 00:49:48,140
there.

887
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:51,100
You have Yugoslavia, Bulgaria.

888
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,070
Now, Yugoslavia, now a load of

889
00:49:54,070 --> 00:49:56,400
different countries.

890
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,040
Slovenia and Macedonia, maybe.

891
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:01,680
Hungarians.

892
00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:03,140
Romanians.

893
00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:06,220
Czechoslovakians.

894
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,160
Poland.

895
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:10,460
Moldavia.

896
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:13,100
Must be called Moldavia to some

897
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,060
people.

898
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,410
Or maybe they changed their

899
00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:16,120
name to Moldova.

900
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:18,580
Ukraine.

901
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:19,780
Belarusia.

902
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,480
The three lads.

903
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:23,160
The three boils.

904
00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:25,000
Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

905
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,700
Southern and Northern Russia.

906
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,070
There's nothing else really

907
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:32,560
there.

908
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,540
There's nothing else.

909
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,220
Went to the military and cut

910
00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:36,900
the military spending.

911
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,220
Something that Gorbachev did do.

912
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,690
So let's bring this down to 230

913
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:42,840
million rubles.

914
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,740
That's into the game now.

915
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:46,940
Million boobles.

916
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:49,480
Currency of Russia, the booble.

917
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:50,680
And...

918
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,320
Still, still, to this day,

919
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,420
still survives.

920
00:50:53,580 --> 00:50:54,580
Go ahead and say, let's play it

921
00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:55,360
out for one year.

922
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,460
So I'm going to hit the advance.

923
00:50:57,740 --> 00:50:58,820
Letters and information...

924
00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:00,200
Screwball scramble.

925
00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:00,700
Sound.

926
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:02,500
Let's play it out for one year.

927
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:03,620
So I'm going to hit the advance.

928
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,560
Letters and information pops up.

929
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:07,800
It's January 1987.

930
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:08,720
Advance.

931
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,680
Letters and information pops up.

932
00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:12,920
It's January 1987.

933
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,800
Letters and information pops up.

934
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:18,040
It's January 1987.

935
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,720
President eyes only.

936
00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:21,880
Moscow Kremlin.

937
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:22,900
Gilman.

938
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:23,960
Question.

939
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,800
Subordinates, reports and polls.

940
00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:30,580
Your dictatorial policies.

941
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:32,690
Make them afraid to speak their

942
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:33,380
minds.

943
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:35,540
Many will...

944
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:37,920
Tall, is it?

945
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,200
Many will tell you.

946
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,000
Many will tell you.

947
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:45,960
Only the good...

948
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,120
Many will tell you.

949
00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:48,460
Only the good news.

950
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,560
Your friend and mentor.

951
00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:51,900
Louie.

952
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,970
And we get a little letter from

953
00:51:53,970 --> 00:51:54,840
a friend.

954
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,220
Questions, support and reports

955
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:56,920
in your polls.

956
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,150
Some little hints to tell you

957
00:51:58,150 --> 00:51:59,400
what's happening down there.

958
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,420
What's happening down there.

959
00:52:01,940 --> 00:52:03,060
Pull up a fax.

960
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:06,860
KGB reports there's some food

961
00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:08,260
unrest.

962
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,560
Somewhat realistic, yeah.

963
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:10,180
Great stuff.

964
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,020
Now actually one thing...

965
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:13,300
Somewhat realistic.

966
00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:13,560
Yeah.

967
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,520
Or some food unrest.

968
00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:16,100
Somewhat realistic, yeah.

969
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,560
Food unrest continuing.

970
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,920
The KGB have been in touch, Pat.

971
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,420
We have reason to believe that

972
00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:28,180
our unfortunate food situation

973
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:30,430
is the result of deliberate and

974
00:52:30,430 --> 00:52:32,220
unprovoked subversion

975
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:34,220
by agents of the CIA.

976
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:36,640
We will investigate.

977
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,000
Vasili Nakitin.

978
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,380
Director of the KGB.

979
00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:45,120
Now actually one thing may

980
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,320
happen at random so we haven't

981
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,040
seen it,

982
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:48,850
but one thing you do is tell

983
00:52:48,850 --> 00:52:49,850
jokes in here, right, to give

984
00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:50,760
you a sense of what...

985
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:51,760
Jeff Tomato.

986
00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,260
Thank you very much there for

987
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:53,840
the tip.

988
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:54,640
Very, very kind of you.

989
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,260
What are you saying?

990
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:55,440
Oh, absolutely.

991
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,300
Any examples?

992
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,730
We actually have in the game

993
00:52:57,730 --> 00:52:59,300
all the different jokes that

994
00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,880
are being told in the game.

995
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,300
Slight look of confusion there

996
00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:02,940
on...

997
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:03,480
Oh, beautiful.

998
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,820
Just landed right on his face

999
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,050
the moment when he kind of

1000
00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,480
looked a little bit...

1001
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:07,900
Any examples?

1002
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,940
Any examples of stuff?

1003
00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:12,460
Stu's just looking at this

1004
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:13,200
going,

1005
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,820
What the fuck is happening?

1006
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:16,410
I mean, how am I meant to make

1007
00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:17,820
this sound exciting?

1008
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:18,820
Food unrest.

1009
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,200
Any examples?

1010
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,200
Any examples?

1011
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,480
We actually have in the game

1012
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,200
all...

1013
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:27,510
Just a look at the screen. Look

1014
00:53:27,510 --> 00:53:28,200
at that.

1015
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,320
In the game, all the different

1016
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,120
jokes that are being told in

1017
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,200
the Soviet Union.

1018
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,200
Right.

1019
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,800
The KGB actually monitors in

1020
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,480
real life all these jokes.

1021
00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:41,460
That's kind of a hint of the

1022
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,340
political climate.

1023
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:42,800
What?

1024
00:53:42,980 --> 00:53:44,740
And these jokes...

1025
00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:45,620
Jokes?

1026
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,380
But how would they monitor

1027
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:48,060
jokes?

1028
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,240
There wasn't a fucking

1029
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,530
communications network

1030
00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:52,110
framework like there is today

1031
00:53:52,110 --> 00:53:53,340
for them to monitor.

1032
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,480
Unless they bugged all the

1033
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,800
phone lines.

1034
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,760
And they were listening to

1035
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,940
Russian people make jokes on

1036
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:01,940
the phone.

1037
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:02,960
And then they fucking made a

1038
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:03,860
note of those jokes.

1039
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:05,480
Or they just went down to the

1040
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:06,960
stand-up comedy club.

1041
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,020
In Moscow.

1042
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,030
Because, as we all know, the

1043
00:54:10,030 --> 00:54:11,780
birthplace of stand-up comedy.

1044
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,810
And they listened to, you know,

1045
00:54:14,810 --> 00:54:16,700
near the knuckle jokes about

1046
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,700
the administration.

1047
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,700
Just spitballing here.

1048
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,300
An example.

1049
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:26,480
You know, what's the definition

1050
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,060
of a cabbage line?

1051
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:29,820
Ooh.

1052
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,020
This is a dangerous one.

1053
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,250
Make sure it's not going to

1054
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,120
offend any people.

1055
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,080
So, with citizens waiting...

1056
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,790
I'm going to rewind so we just

1057
00:54:39,790 --> 00:54:40,640
hear that.

1058
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:41,700
Because I'm dying to hear the

1059
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,830
punchline about this cabbage

1060
00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:43,180
joke.

1061
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,360
Like, for example.

1062
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,460
Careful, Gilman.

1063
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:47,640
It's Christian.

1064
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,980
What's the definition of a

1065
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:53,080
cabbage line?

1066
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,400
A cabbage line.

1067
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,400
A cabbage line.

1068
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,180
A cabbage line.

1069
00:54:58,860 --> 00:54:59,770
What's the definition of a

1070
00:54:59,770 --> 00:55:00,840
cabbage line?

1071
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,100
Well, first...

1072
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:02,880
First off...

1073
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,350
What the fuck is a fucking

1074
00:55:04,350 --> 00:55:05,340
cabbage line?

1075
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,420
A line of cabbage.

1076
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,580
Maybe that's something...

1077
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:08,400
Do you know the way...

1078
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,900
They maybe...

1079
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:11,400
They had lines and lines of cabbages...

1080
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,000
All across the Russian steppe.

1081
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,520
You know, beetroot...

1082
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,860
Beetroot to beat the band.

1083
00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:18,790
And a cabbage for every man,

1084
00:55:18,790 --> 00:55:20,140
woman and child.

1085
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:21,390
Maybe that was probably one of

1086
00:55:21,390 --> 00:55:22,000
the...

1087
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,740
Socialist policies back in the

1088
00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:24,080
day.

1089
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,300
A line of cabbage.

1090
00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:28,120
A line of cabbage.

1091
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,900
What's the definition of a...

1092
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,180
A cabbage...

1093
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:33,020
A cabbage line.

1094
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:33,400
Yeah.

1095
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,050
Oh, it's probably people queuing

1096
00:55:35,050 --> 00:55:36,360
up for fucking cabbage.

1097
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:40,440
I heard it through the cabbage

1098
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,920
line, says Richie.

1099
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,720
Heard it through the grapevine.

1100
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,760
Georgia rolls!

1101
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:46,840
Thank you very much.

1102
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:48,830
The KGB are after you on the faxing

1103
00:55:48,830 --> 00:55:49,560
machine.

1104
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:50,660
Very, very kind of you.

1105
00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:53,010
Heard it through the cabbage

1106
00:55:53,010 --> 00:55:53,720
line.

1107
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,200
Honey, honey.

1108
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,240
Heard it through the cabbage

1109
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:57,880
line.

1110
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,860
Bom, bom, bom.

1111
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:00,950
Citizens waiting for the meat

1112
00:56:00,950 --> 00:56:01,380
market.

1113
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,880
And there's forced laughter.

1114
00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:05,800
We missed the punch line.

1115
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,710
Because I was so engrossed with

1116
00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,900
singing about the cabbage line.

1117
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,140
What's the definition of a

1118
00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:15,240
cabbage line?

1119
00:56:15,980 --> 00:56:17,230
Soviet citizens waiting for the

1120
00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:18,220
meat market.

1121
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:21,100
Soviet citizens waiting for the

1122
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,240
fucking meat market.

1123
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,400
Hang on.

1124
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,800
Fair play to Stu though.

1125
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,620
What a professional.

1126
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,800
Consummate professional.

1127
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,580
He's not letting fucking Gilman...

1128
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:35,190
Just sit out on the rafter with

1129
00:56:35,190 --> 00:56:36,300
dead air.

1130
00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:38,240
He is giving him his whole

1131
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,680
hearted laugh.

1132
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:41,930
What's the definition of a

1133
00:56:41,930 --> 00:56:43,400
cabbage line?

1134
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,540
It's Soviet citizens waiting

1135
00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:46,620
for some meat.

1136
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,920
Is that the joke?

1137
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:48,920
Is that the joke?

1138
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,030
What's the definition of a

1139
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:55,700
cabbage line?

1140
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:57,710
Soviet citizens waiting for the

1141
00:56:57,710 --> 00:56:58,720
meat market.

1142
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,120
And there's all sorts here.

1143
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,540
So cabbage...

1144
00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,820
Is that what the joke is there?

1145
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:05,360
Cabbage is in...

1146
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,270
Do you know you call someone a

1147
00:57:06,270 --> 00:57:07,300
cabbage when they're fucked?

1148
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,040
Oh, he's a cabbage.

1149
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,640
I mean, you wouldn't say that.

1150
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:11,300
It's not nice.

1151
00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:13,600
So the joke there is...

1152
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,540
And who is the joke?

1153
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,510
Because we're talking about the

1154
00:57:15,510 --> 00:57:15,940
game here.

1155
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,940
So this is Russian citizens

1156
00:57:17,940 --> 00:57:19,950
referring to other Russian

1157
00:57:19,950 --> 00:57:21,860
citizens as cabbages.

1158
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:23,900
You know, having no mental

1159
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:24,920
capacity.

1160
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,340
Is that the joke?

1161
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:30,830
Or are we meant to laugh

1162
00:57:30,830 --> 00:57:34,230
because this is a Western-made

1163
00:57:34,230 --> 00:57:35,220
game?

1164
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,200
I fucking don't know.

1165
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,220
So many questions.

1166
00:57:40,580 --> 00:57:41,940
A lot of questions and very,

1167
00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,240
very little answers.

1168
00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:45,900
How the KGB managed to monitor

1169
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:48,780
these jokes, we don't know.

1170
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:54,130
The definition of a cabbage

1171
00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:55,080
line.

1172
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,070
Soviet citizens waiting for the

1173
00:57:57,070 --> 00:57:58,080
meat market.

1174
00:57:59,380 --> 00:58:00,500
And there's all sorts of...

1175
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,020
Soviet citizens waiting for the

1176
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:02,760
meat market.

1177
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,260
It bugs me that Stu's getting a

1178
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,500
great laugh out of it.

1179
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,800
But I don't understand the

1180
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,660
fucking joke.

1181
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:09,120
Thank you very much there.

1182
00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:10,860
Help me for the tip there.

1183
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,850
Any recommendations for bars or

1184
00:58:12,850 --> 00:58:13,900
restaurants?

1185
00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:15,670
To watch sport if traveling

1186
00:58:15,670 --> 00:58:17,100
from Louth...

1187
00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:19,010
If traveling from Louth to

1188
00:58:19,010 --> 00:58:19,840
Dublin.

1189
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:21,000
Well, I mean, you're on the

1190
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,640
fucking road.

1191
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,170
You're on about stopping

1192
00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:24,520
somewhere, is it?

1193
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,920
I don't know.

1194
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:27,300
I actually don't have a fucking

1195
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:27,720
clue.

1196
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,090
So thank you very much for the

1197
00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:29,480
tip.

1198
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,060
Soviet citizens waiting for the

1199
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:31,880
meat market.

1200
00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:34,120
And there's all sorts.

1201
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:34,680
Here's some...

1202
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,460
Here's a couple of jokes.

1203
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,580
At a meeting...

1204
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:37,900
Brilliant.

1205
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,180
At a meeting, Peskov asks,

1206
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:41,420
Where is all the meat?

1207
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:46,300
Where is all the meat?

1208
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:53,560
Where is the meat?

1209
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:58,480
At the meeting, Peskov asks,

1210
00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:59,560
Where is all the meat?

1211
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:01,180
Next week, Peskov asks,

1212
00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:02,900
Where is all the bread?

1213
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,300
Next week, Flotsky asks,

1214
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,660
Where is Peskov?

1215
00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:09,700
And that's a great joke.

1216
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:10,860
Because he has disappeared.

1217
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,560
Ladies and gentlemen.

1218
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,000
The joke there being,

1219
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,520
Please do not question the

1220
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,920
status quo.

1221
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,340
Otherwise, you will be

1222
00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:22,380
disappeared.

1223
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:22,920
meetings.

1224
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,040
Where is all the meat?

1225
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,440
Next week, where is all the

1226
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:25,920
bread?

1227
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,560
Next week, where is...

1228
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:27,980
Exactly.

1229
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:30,100
All right.

1230
00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:31,420
All right.

1231
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:33,440
So you may be sensing

1232
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,600
that this could be getting

1233
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,580
a little bit too

1234
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:37,260
Russo-phobic.

1235
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,340
Maybe perchance?

1236
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:39,200
I don't think so.

1237
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,340
But you never know.

1238
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:42,060
He has probably

1239
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:43,920
a multitude of connections

1240
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,420
and contacts the world over.

1241
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:46,420
Don't forget,

1242
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,120
Computer Chronicles syndicated

1243
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,020
in probably fucking

1244
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,280
a hundred countries,

1245
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,860
dubbed in Chinese,

1246
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,060
probably dubbed in Russian.

1247
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,340
You know, he probably

1248
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:56,360
didn't want to alienate

1249
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,700
any of the audience there.

1250
00:59:58,380 --> 00:59:59,200
Where is all the bread?

1251
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,020
Next week, where is...

1252
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:01,820
Exactly.

1253
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:03,340
All right.

1254
01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:03,880
I'm going to ask you

1255
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,580
to slide the keyboard

1256
01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:05,480
over to Michael now.

1257
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:06,220
We'll go...

1258
01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:06,460
Okay.

1259
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,540
He's going to slide the

1260
01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:07,820
keyboard

1261
01:00:07,820 --> 01:00:08,440
over to Michael.

1262
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,620
I just want to see that joke.

1263
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:10,780
There was another joke.

1264
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,300
How come Armenia

1265
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:13,260
has a navy

1266
01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:14,320
when it's not even near an

1267
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:14,720
ocean?

1268
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,280
So what?

1269
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,180
Moscow has a ministry

1270
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,400
of culture, doesn't it?

1271
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,960
I was Chinese.

1272
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,860
Thank you very, very,

1273
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:26,300
very, very much

1274
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:30,500
to Georgia Rolls.

1275
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,060
The joke is,

1276
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:33,500
expectation in parentheses,

1277
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:34,480
meat,

1278
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,560
reality in parentheses,

1279
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:37,880
cabbages, no.

1280
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,260
I'll try and parse

1281
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:40,860
that sentence back

1282
01:00:40,860 --> 01:00:41,900
later on.

1283
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:42,640
All right.

1284
01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:43,180
I'm going to ask you

1285
01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:43,900
to slide the keyboard

1286
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:44,780
over to Michael now.

1287
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:44,960
We'll go...

1288
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,320
the expectation of meat,

1289
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,060
the reality cabbages, no.

1290
01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:49,980
...from a sort of

1291
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,400
serious Soviet Union business

1292
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,420
to playing baseball

1293
01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:53,380
with Earl Weaver, too.

1294
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:54,920
We saw Earl Weaver 1

1295
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,680
a couple of years ago

1296
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:55,960
on the show.

1297
01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:57,060
I just want to have

1298
01:00:57,060 --> 01:00:58,060
a quick look there

1299
01:00:58,060 --> 01:01:00,520
at this shadowy

1300
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,080
Earl Weaver

1301
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,520
figure.

1302
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:05,980
Earl Weaver.

1303
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:10,020
And there he is an American

1304
01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:11,760
baseball manager.

1305
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,240
This is the Madden of baseball

1306
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,060
games.

1307
01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:18,890
And he managed, he played in

1308
01:01:18,890 --> 01:01:20,060
minor leagues.

1309
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,960
And he was born in St. Louis,

1310
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,260
Missouri.

1311
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:26,960
And he became a big, big name

1312
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,380
in the baseball world.

1313
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:33,220
Earl Weaver game.

1314
01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:40,100
There's the box.

1315
01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:45,320
A good guy. Solid guy.

1316
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:47,480
I don't know what team that is

1317
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,300
there, but it looks interesting.

1318
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,100
His name was Earl, indeed.

1319
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:01,260
The Braves.

1320
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,660
What's different about Earl Weaver?

1321
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:03,900
Atlanta Braves.

1322
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,280
Well, Stuart, we now have 200.

1323
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,520
Stu's face there.

1324
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,720
Again, body language, guys.

1325
01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:12,590
You want people to fucking feel

1326
01:02:12,590 --> 01:02:14,450
like you're interested in what

1327
01:02:14,450 --> 01:02:16,460
they're going to say, so make

1328
01:02:16,460 --> 01:02:17,140
this face.

1329
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,700
256 color graphics and over 100,000

1330
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:23,620
frames of animation.

1331
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:24,420
Yeah, as I was mentioning

1332
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,440
earlier, sometimes it's hard to

1333
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,360
tell whether you're watching

1334
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,120
television or watching a

1335
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:27,780
computer game.

1336
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:28,620
Show us some of the.

1337
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:30,860
It's not, Stu, but we'll let

1338
01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:31,920
you away with it.

1339
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,210
It's very easy to distinguish

1340
01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:34,020
the difference.

1341
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:34,820
Yeah, as I was mentioning

1342
01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:35,870
earlier, sometimes it's hard to

1343
01:02:35,870 --> 01:02:36,780
tell whether you're watching

1344
01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:37,550
television or watching a

1345
01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:38,240
computer game.

1346
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:38,340
Here.

1347
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:39,400
Show us some of the features of

1348
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:40,720
the action here inside Earl Weaver,

1349
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,060
too.

1350
01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:43,110
Well, we have nine cameras,

1351
01:02:43,110 --> 01:02:44,500
mobile cameras.

1352
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,020
Not bad.

1353
01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:45,940
I was thinking this is going to

1354
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:46,320
be shit.

1355
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:47,480
That looked great.

1356
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,790
Action here inside Earl Weaver,

1357
01:02:48,790 --> 01:02:49,120
too.

1358
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,000
Well, we have nine cameras,

1359
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,680
mobile cameras around the

1360
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,500
stadium.

1361
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,610
We have a television director

1362
01:02:55,610 --> 01:02:57,410
built into the program who's

1363
01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:59,530
choosing the most appropriate

1364
01:02:59,530 --> 01:03:00,280
camera.

1365
01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:01,640
Yeah, we just saw the angle

1366
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,080
cutting from behind home plate

1367
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:03,940
to first base.

1368
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,300
Lovely.

1369
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:06,180
We also have an instant replay

1370
01:03:06,180 --> 01:03:07,520
feature built in.

1371
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:08,990
Let me show you that on this

1372
01:03:08,990 --> 01:03:09,500
play.

1373
01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:11,140
This lad.

1374
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:11,140
This lad.

1375
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:12,780
The ump.

1376
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:15,900
Squatser.

1377
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,080
Great form.

1378
01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:24,940
Pair of vans on him there.

1379
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,260
Off the wall.

1380
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,220
And he's only got three fingers

1381
01:03:30,220 --> 01:03:30,940
per hand.

1382
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:33,360
Two of them have been amalgamated

1383
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:34,300
into one.

1384
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,310
Maybe he's got like kind of

1385
01:03:36,310 --> 01:03:37,340
claw paws.

1386
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:39,900
Clawed hoppers, we call them.

1387
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,770
It's a line drive into left

1388
01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:42,520
field.

1389
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,120
Here's the instant replay.

1390
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:46,570
Mike Moore's on the mound

1391
01:03:46,570 --> 01:03:48,780
pitching to Wilklar.

1392
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,220
Okay.

1393
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,960
He lines the shot into left

1394
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,700
field.

1395
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,860
I can freeze the frames right

1396
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:56,440
now.

1397
01:03:56,580 --> 01:03:57,580
So this is slow motion.

1398
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:59,360
You see the ball bouncing in

1399
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:00,520
the outfield.

1400
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,660
I can also zoom in.

1401
01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:03,080
Let's see.

1402
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,000
So adjusting the cameras.

1403
01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:06,750
So you can just get a tight

1404
01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:08,390
shot of that particular

1405
01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:09,380
sequence.

1406
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,180
So you can actually play

1407
01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:13,340
television director with this

1408
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:13,980
game.

1409
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:14,620
And now I watch the rest of it.

1410
01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:15,440
Isn't it amazing?

1411
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,500
Watch the rest of it.

1412
01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:18,220
What, they were getting up to

1413
01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:19,140
1991?

1414
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:20,160
Okay, now you said that you

1415
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,410
also have statistical features

1416
01:04:21,410 --> 01:04:22,320
in here you didn't have in the

1417
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:22,980
first Earl Weaver.

1418
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,040
Show me some of that stuff.

1419
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:25,820
Show me some of that stuff.

1420
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:26,940
To do that, I have to leave the

1421
01:04:26,940 --> 01:04:27,300
game.

1422
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:27,820
Okay.

1423
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:29,560
And so this is the stuff that

1424
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,140
would be on what you call a

1425
01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:32,820
commissioner's desk.

1426
01:04:32,820 --> 01:04:34,850
Yeah, the commissioner's desk

1427
01:04:34,850 --> 01:04:36,640
is used for building your own

1428
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,100
teams and leagues.

1429
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,650
For instance, I can edit

1430
01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:41,540
managers.

1431
01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:42,440
The depth.

1432
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,860
We have profiles of all the

1433
01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:45,400
major league managers built

1434
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,080
into what a strategy typically

1435
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,500
is in a game situation.

1436
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:48,980
Exactly.

1437
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,100
You can even build your own

1438
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:53,430
manager by answering a series

1439
01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:55,880
of about 60 questions.

1440
01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:58,220
For instance, how often would

1441
01:04:58,220 --> 01:04:59,960
you like to steal second base?

1442
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:00,960
Right.

1443
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,960
What about ballparks?

1444
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,320
And I see you can print

1445
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,830
baseball cards, it says on this

1446
01:05:07,830 --> 01:05:08,960
thing.

1447
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,960
The little smile.

1448
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,960
Show me the edit ballparks.

1449
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,080
Editing ballparks. Now we have

1450
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,670
profiles of all the major

1451
01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:22,960
league ballparks.

1452
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,340
So Fenway Park, you see the

1453
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:27,770
height, so the fences, the

1454
01:05:27,770 --> 01:05:29,960
distances, the prevailing winds,

1455
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,960
and then a little picture.

1456
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,850
You can see the green monster

1457
01:05:33,850 --> 01:05:35,960
out in left field.

1458
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:36,960
And I could lower the fence and

1459
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,960
experiment if I wanted to.

1460
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,960
What's the green monster?

1461
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,980
Is that what the baseball fans

1462
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,660
generally refer to as the

1463
01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:44,960
playing field?

1464
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:46,570
Can't wait to get out on that

1465
01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:48,530
green monster, get that batting

1466
01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:49,950
hand, give those balls a good

1467
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:50,960
fucking walloping.

1468
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,370
I don't know any of the

1469
01:05:53,370 --> 01:05:57,400
baseball jargon, nomenclature,

1470
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,960
but maybe.

1471
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,090
It's the wall. We're being told

1472
01:06:01,090 --> 01:06:02,610
it's the wall from some

1473
01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:04,880
baseball heads, some base heads

1474
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:05,960
in the chat.

1475
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,960
Field of dreams!

1476
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,770
The prevailing winds, and then

1477
01:06:09,770 --> 01:06:10,960
a little picture.

1478
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,690
You can see the green monster

1479
01:06:12,690 --> 01:06:13,960
out in left field.

1480
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:14,960
And I could lower the fence and

1481
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:15,960
experiment if I wanted to.

1482
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:16,960
That's right.

1483
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,000
All right, great. Thank you

1484
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:18,960
very much, gentlemen.

1485
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,380
Experiment if I want. Thanks

1486
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,420
very much, gentlemen. And a

1487
01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:25,110
lovely massive box for that

1488
01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:27,120
game. I think that's the

1489
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,980
baseball game cover maybe,

1490
01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:31,220
possibly, per chance. We don't

1491
01:06:31,220 --> 01:06:33,150
know, but PC games generally

1492
01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:34,960
came in massive boxes.

1493
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,560
Well, while computer games are

1494
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,960
great, the most they do.

1495
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,960
Computer games.

1496
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,010
The demand of your body is

1497
01:06:41,010 --> 01:06:42,160
usually just good eye-hand

1498
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:42,960
coordination.

1499
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:43,960
But they're.

1500
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:44,960
Hand-eye coordination.

1501
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,960
Hand-held gaming devices.

1502
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,050
There are some computerized

1503
01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:48,960
games that require.

1504
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,960
Hand-eye coordination.

1505
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,130
Hopefully it goes to Stu in the

1506
01:06:53,130 --> 01:06:53,960
arcade.

1507
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:54,960
Milos!

1508
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,970
Thank you very much there.

1509
01:06:56,970 --> 01:06:57,940
Thank you and Stu for keeping

1510
01:06:57,940 --> 01:06:58,920
us up to date with the latest

1511
01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,960
in computer technology.

1512
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:02,600
Hopefully we get a shot of Stu

1513
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:05,080
in the arcade playing that

1514
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,960
fucking Sega hologram game.

1515
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,400
With his crazy little technique

1516
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,710
on that ball on a stick. Narubu-san,

1517
01:07:14,710 --> 01:07:15,960
thank you very much.

1518
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:16,960
Much more.

1519
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,960
Oh, look at the form.

1520
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,960
Whack!

1521
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,960
Very much more.

1522
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:29,960
Real golf in.

1523
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,960
Power drive.

1524
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:33,960
Feather touch.

1525
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:38,960
Real golf indoors.

1526
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:43,000
I wonder is this Wendy Woods as

1527
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,960
well who's doing the link.

1528
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,900
Body is usually just good eye-hand

1529
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:49,960
coordination.

1530
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,960
Hand-eye coordination.

1531
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,460
But there are some computerized

1532
01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:54,960
games that require much more.

1533
01:07:58,960 --> 01:07:58,670
I think there's one of these in

1534
01:07:58,670 --> 01:08:00,960
Castle Bar now.

1535
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,960
Real golf indoors.

1536
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,130
Really getting with the title

1537
01:08:04,130 --> 01:08:04,960
in 2025.

1538
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,960
The fucking indoor golf thing.

1539
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:07,960
Thanks.

1540
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,960
Real golf indoors.

1541
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,030
Thanks to 486 computers, it's

1542
01:08:14,030 --> 01:08:14,960
now possible.

1543
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,800
This is Topgolf in San

1544
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,960
Francisco.

1545
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:18,960
Topgolf machine.

1546
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,030
One of 40 computerized golf

1547
01:08:21,030 --> 01:08:22,760
courses across the country

1548
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,960
marketed under the name InGolf.

1549
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,370
And some golfers say this is

1550
01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:27,960
better than the real thing.

1551
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:28,960
Is it fuck?

1552
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,640
The major advantage of using

1553
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,390
the InGolf system in an indoor

1554
01:08:32,390 --> 01:08:33,960
environment is...

1555
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,460
Thank you very much Zebes for

1556
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:37,960
the tip there.

1557
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,170
Lee Carvello's putting

1558
01:08:39,170 --> 01:08:39,960
challenge.

1559
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,910
Used to have actual golf on the

1560
01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:42,960
PlayStation.

1561
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,930
Featuring the commentary from

1562
01:08:44,930 --> 01:08:45,960
Peter Alice.

1563
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,420
He was a Dallas and a Scottish

1564
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:47,960
fella.

1565
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,960
And he would always golf.

1566
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,960
Oh, look at that.

1567
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,960
The ball has landed in a bush.

1568
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:54,960
A bush.

1569
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,960
I can't remember his name.

1570
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,510
Is that it allows you to

1571
01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:01,960
control each shot very exactly.

1572
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:03,340
Something that you can't do

1573
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:03,960
outside.

1574
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,880
For example, outside you'll

1575
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,890
have wind conditions changing

1576
01:09:07,890 --> 01:09:08,960
constantly.

1577
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,840
You can set the wind direction

1578
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,330
and the wind speed on the

1579
01:09:12,330 --> 01:09:13,800
computer and repeat that over

1580
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,960
and over again.

1581
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,860
The players tee up on a golf

1582
01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:19,110
ball that has a microprocessor

1583
01:09:19,110 --> 01:09:19,960
inside.

1584
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,960
You hit the ball.

1585
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,960
She's got great form.

1586
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,590
To a computerized image of a

1587
01:09:26,590 --> 01:09:28,290
fairway on a computer screen

1588
01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:29,960
about 10 feet away.

1589
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:30,960
Setsuko.

1590
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:31,960
B, good luck.

1591
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,860
The ball is then converted into

1592
01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:37,960
a computer image on the screen.

1593
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,130
And it moves as it would on an

1594
01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:41,960
actual golf course.

1595
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,810
Sensors inside the golf ball

1596
01:09:43,810 --> 01:09:45,660
measure how high and how hard

1597
01:09:45,660 --> 01:09:46,960
the ball was hit.

1598
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,460
Like a miniature Death Star

1599
01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:48,960
look.

1600
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,960
Get Lucas on the phone.

1601
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,820
They're infringing the

1602
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:55,960
copyright.

1603
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,320
Answers inside the golf ball

1604
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,680
measure how high and how hard

1605
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,960
the ball was hit.

1606
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,370
And display this data on the

1607
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:06,960
screen.

1608
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,640
While the computer simulation

1609
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,120
of golf may not be the game of

1610
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,960
choice for accomplished pros,

1611
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,600
it seems to be a great tool for

1612
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,960
beginners.

1613
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,380
We found that students can

1614
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:20,960
learn much more rapidly.

1615
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:21,960
Okay, Wendy.

1616
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,960
Yep.

1617
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,960
That's it.

1618
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:24,960
Pull back the club.

1619
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:25,960
Hold back the club like that.

1620
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,320
The golf may not be the game of

1621
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,960
choice for accomplished pros.

1622
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:29,960
It seems to be.

1623
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,960
That's it.

1624
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:31,440
And hold back the club like

1625
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:31,960
that and then go whack.

1626
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:32,960
Release then.

1627
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,780
Rapidly with this system than

1628
01:10:34,780 --> 01:10:36,960
they can with an outdoor system.

1629
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,700
The main reason is that they

1630
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,450
can see graphically what is

1631
01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:42,270
happening when they make the

1632
01:10:42,270 --> 01:10:42,960
swing.

1633
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,570
They can see it both visually

1634
01:10:44,570 --> 01:10:46,240
on the screen and by looking at

1635
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,960
the trajectory analyzer.

1636
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:48,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1637
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:49,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1638
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:50,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1639
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:51,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1640
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1641
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:53,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1642
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:54,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1643
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:55,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1644
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:56,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1645
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:57,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1646
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:58,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1647
01:10:58,960 --> 01:10:59,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1648
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:00,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1649
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:01,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1650
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:02,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1651
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:03,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1652
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:04,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1653
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:05,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1654
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:06,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1655
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,960
Leslie Nielsen on a downer.

1656
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,020
We've got some absolutely shit

1657
01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:11,960
hot games coming up there.

1658
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:12,960
Another sports sim.

1659
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,960
American football.

1660
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,960
We know how exciting that is.

1661
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,330
Imagine how exciting it was as

1662
01:11:19,330 --> 01:11:21,960
a video game in 1991.

1663
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:25,160
And the guys are beefier

1664
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,160
because we've got a football

1665
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:26,960
game coming up.

1666
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,930
I wonder is one of them going

1667
01:11:28,930 --> 01:11:30,960
to play Railroad Tycoon.

1668
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,960
That's a football.

1669
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,960
Which one has a history?

1670
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,220
Which one is the football guy

1671
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:37,960
and which one is the railway tycoon?

1672
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,510
I think this is a football

1673
01:11:40,510 --> 01:11:40,960
haircut.

1674
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,960
Football head.

1675
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,170
And I think that parting there

1676
01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:47,100
is visible even though the

1677
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,960
resolatory information is scant.

1678
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:54,480
We can see an excessively swifted

1679
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:58,110
coif on the side of his thatch

1680
01:11:58,110 --> 01:12:01,960
barnet known as a Schultz.

1681
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:05,440
As like a German helmet from

1682
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,960
World War Two.

1683
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,960
I think he's the Railroad Tycoon.

1684
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:10,960
And I think this guy is the Madden.

1685
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,960
Let's see if I'm right.

1686
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:13,960
Sometimes a game.

1687
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,460
What about a, what about that

1688
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:16,960
head sweep from Stu first?

1689
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:23,960
Look at that.

1690
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:24,960
Look at that.

1691
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:29,330
It's so emphatic that even Schultz

1692
01:12:29,330 --> 01:12:32,960
over here mirrors and mimics

1693
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,960
Stu.

1694
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,520
Which is a sign that Stu has

1695
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,960
influence.

1696
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,230
His sphere of influence over

1697
01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:40,860
these guys because, you know,

1698
01:12:40,860 --> 01:12:42,020
when people start to copy what

1699
01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,390
you're doing in the same room,

1700
01:12:43,390 --> 01:12:44,960
it's obviously they love you.

1701
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:45,960
Yeah.

1702
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,020
So we might have a situation

1703
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:49,730
here where this man is also in

1704
01:12:49,730 --> 01:12:50,960
love with Stu.

1705
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:51,960
La bouche.

1706
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,960
Thank you very much for the tip.

1707
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:54,960
La bouche.

1708
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:59,030
Sometimes a game starts out as

1709
01:12:59,030 --> 01:13:02,760
a game but ends up being much

1710
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:03,960
more.

1711
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,550
Two good examples are Railroad

1712
01:13:05,550 --> 01:13:07,440
Tycoon from Microprose and Playmaker

1713
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,960
Football from Broderbund.

1714
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,160
Here to show us how they work

1715
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,960
are Bruce Shelley and Ed Battisoft.

1716
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:12,960
That lovely stuff.

1717
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:13,960
Battisoft.

1718
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,960
He's got a soft bat.

1719
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,110
Hopefully he doesn't play

1720
01:13:18,110 --> 01:13:20,270
baseball because you need a

1721
01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:21,960
hard bat for that.

1722
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:22,960
From Broderbund.

1723
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,960
Here to show us.

1724
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:24,960
Broderbund.

1725
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:25,960
Please watch.

1726
01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:26,960
Thank you very much there.

1727
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,440
Michael Owen's cringe Dubai

1728
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:28,960
promo.

1729
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:29,960
Is it new?

1730
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:30,960
Is this a new thing?

1731
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,290
I don't want to watch something

1732
01:13:32,290 --> 01:13:33,090
that's five years old that

1733
01:13:33,090 --> 01:13:33,960
everyone has seen.

1734
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:35,930
If it's hot off the press, I'll

1735
01:13:35,930 --> 01:13:36,960
check it out.

1736
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:37,960
Sounds good though.

1737
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:39,460
That's how they work are Bruce

1738
01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:40,960
Shelley and Ed Battisoft.

1739
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:42,320
Bruce, this is a game but I

1740
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,190
understand people are actually

1741
01:13:44,190 --> 01:13:45,360
using Railroad Tycoon in

1742
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:45,960
business

1743
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:46,570
schools or as a real business

1744
01:13:46,570 --> 01:13:46,960
simulation.

1745
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,580
Well, I've heard conversation

1746
01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:49,960
with people about that.

1747
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:50,770
I'm not sure how widespread it

1748
01:13:50,770 --> 01:13:50,960
is.

1749
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,300
I don't want to watch something

1750
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:52,960
that's old.

1751
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,610
Let's continue to watch this

1752
01:13:54,610 --> 01:13:55,960
from 1991.

1753
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,350
I know I've talked to some

1754
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:58,960
college professors who set up

1755
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,340
scenarios and have their

1756
01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:00,960
students

1757
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,160
start over and play and try to

1758
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:02,960
run a railroad.

1759
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:03,960
Is this basically what?

1760
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:04,960
Run a railroad.

1761
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,930
That's Bruce Shelley from Micro

1762
01:14:06,930 --> 01:14:09,280
Pro Software laying down the

1763
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:09,940
foundations for our

1764
01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:12,180
understanding of this game,

1765
01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:13,960
Railroad Tycoon.

1766
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,710
Set up scenarios and have their

1767
01:14:15,710 --> 01:14:17,330
students start over and play

1768
01:14:17,330 --> 01:14:18,960
and try to run a railroad.

1769
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:19,960
Is this basically what it is?

1770
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,030
A business simulation or is it

1771
01:14:21,030 --> 01:14:21,960
a kind of railroad game?

1772
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:22,960
Well, I think it's a little bit...

1773
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,960
And look at that sweeping mullet.

1774
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:28,960
There we get that back, rear,

1775
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,510
mid shot or wide of the three

1776
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:33,960
fellas.

1777
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,960
Whatever about the humans.

1778
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:37,500
It's the hairpiece that we're

1779
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,960
focused on at the moment.

1780
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:42,340
Draped languidly over his back

1781
01:14:42,340 --> 01:14:43,960
shoulders.

1782
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,960
It's like a waterfall.

1783
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,960
A hirsute waterfall.

1784
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,050
I wonder, has anybody bathed

1785
01:14:51,050 --> 01:14:52,960
inside that waterfall?

1786
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,910
And did they feel refreshed

1787
01:14:54,910 --> 01:14:55,960
afterwards?

1788
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,390
It's a little bit of everything,

1789
01:14:57,390 --> 01:14:57,960
you know.

1790
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,030
And that's a tight shrub if

1791
01:14:59,030 --> 01:14:59,960
ever there was one.

1792
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:01,880
I know we said it before, but

1793
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:03,960
it really is a panzer shrub.

1794
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:09,960
A non-stop Schultz situation.

1795
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:12,960
It doesn't stop.

1796
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:13,780
It's designed to be

1797
01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:15,230
entertainment software, but it

1798
01:15:15,230 --> 01:15:16,520
has a heavy business overtone

1799
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:16,960
to it.

1800
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,030
You've definitely got a lot of

1801
01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:18,960
decision making to do.

1802
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:19,960
Business decisions.

1803
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,510
When they're saying Stephen

1804
01:15:21,510 --> 01:15:21,960
King.

1805
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,110
Tell you I saw a picture of

1806
01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:25,960
Dean Koontz there.

1807
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:26,790
And hopefully it doesn't have

1808
01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:27,660
any condition or anything like

1809
01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:27,960
that.

1810
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:29,960
But I mean, it was insane.

1811
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:30,960
It's insane.

1812
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:31,960
As Thatch's goal.

1813
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,200
Thank you very much, Milas, for

1814
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:34,960
the tip.

1815
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:35,960
Fresh off the press.

1816
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,440
Riots against deep rooted

1817
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,000
corruption all over Serbia the

1818
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:39,960
last two days.

1819
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:41,960
I didn't even know.

1820
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,460
East, West, South media all

1821
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:43,960
quiet.

1822
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,960
Okay, so you are a Serbian.

1823
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,100
We have somebody who is

1824
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:48,370
embedded in Serbia at the

1825
01:15:48,370 --> 01:15:48,960
moment.

1826
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,430
They don't want people to get

1827
01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:50,960
ideas.

1828
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,960
I heard there in some fucking...

1829
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,960
Maybe it was Serbia last year.

1830
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,850
They started using these high

1831
01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:00,960
sonar wave...

1832
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:01,960
Nintendo Game Boy.

1833
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,420
...fucking devices to disperse

1834
01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:03,960
the crowd.

1835
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,620
It made everyone feel like a

1836
01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:06,960
bomb was going off.

1837
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:08,560
And their innards and insides

1838
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,960
started to feel shaky.

1839
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,070
So there's some fucking insane

1840
01:16:12,070 --> 01:16:13,840
weapons that have yet to be

1841
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,960
unleashed on the populace.

1842
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,960
So don't get any ideas, folks.

1843
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,960
Because you will be controlled.

1844
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,310
I don't think maybe we have

1845
01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:23,960
that technology in Ireland.

1846
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,960
I can't remember any riots in...

1847
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,280
Oh, actually, it was one a few

1848
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,960
fucking years ago, wasn't there?

1849
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,960
In Dublin.

1850
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,960
Maybe they do have...

1851
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,970
Maybe they've upped their game

1852
01:16:34,970 --> 01:16:35,960
since then.

1853
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:38,150
Did they have water cannons for

1854
01:16:38,150 --> 01:16:39,760
those guys in Dublin in

1855
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,960
November of 2023?

1856
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:42,960
I don't know.

1857
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,960
I don't know.

1858
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:46,280
But I hope that they have upped

1859
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,420
their game for the next set of

1860
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:50,960
riots that will happen sometime

1861
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:51,960
soon.

1862
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,960
I think maybe.

1863
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:53,960
Hopefully not, though.

1864
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:54,960
Hopefully not.

1865
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,960
And there's an overtone to it.

1866
01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,960
The Lewis got a fucking dig in.

1867
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:01,480
Someone smashed up a fucking

1868
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:01,960
Lewis.

1869
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,150
Someone shat in a bag and set

1870
01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:04,300
it on fire and threw it into

1871
01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:04,960
the Lewis.

1872
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:05,960
I think that was wrong.

1873
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:07,960
You're definitely got a lot...

1874
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,960
Rural Burke.

1875
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:11,960
Thanks for the tip there.

1876
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:12,960
Very, very kind of you.

1877
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:13,960
How decision making to do.

1878
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:14,960
Business decision making.

1879
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,430
Hopping on a flight there in a

1880
01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:17,960
few hours to Serbia says Milas.

1881
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:18,960
Wish me luck.

1882
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,960
All the best.

1883
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:21,360
And don't get into any fucking

1884
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:21,960
trouble.

1885
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:22,960
Your magic won't bother you.

1886
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,960
And Microprose Flaccidware.

1887
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:25,960
Thank you very much.

1888
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,100
Saw the Serbia video heading

1889
01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:27,960
there next month.

1890
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:29,960
People are heading to Serbia.

1891
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,960
Maybe it's a cool place to go.

1892
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:33,960
Maybe it's cheap.

1893
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,960
But at what cost?

1894
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,030
If you get involved in a

1895
01:17:38,030 --> 01:17:38,960
fucking flake out.

1896
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,110
With a bunch of fucking Serbian

1897
01:17:41,110 --> 01:17:41,960
rioters.

1898
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,960
And then the riot cops unleash.

1899
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:45,960
Weapon X.

1900
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,960
On you.

1901
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:48,960
And your innards get ruptured.

1902
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,960
Is it worth the holiday then?

1903
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,960
I don't know.

1904
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,300
And I think you know it lends

1905
01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:53,960
itself to.

1906
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,960
All right.

1907
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:55,960
Show us the game a little bit.

1908
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:56,620
I think you can get tighter

1909
01:17:56,620 --> 01:17:56,960
than that.

1910
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,960
And show.

1911
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:58,960
Sort of shows.

1912
01:17:58,960 --> 01:17:59,960
Like command and conquer.

1913
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:01,190
You can see there's some trains

1914
01:18:01,190 --> 01:18:01,960
running there.

1915
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:02,960
It's very.

1916
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:03,960
They're small.

1917
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:04,960
I'm going to zoom in.

1918
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:05,960
On the city of Richmond.

1919
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:06,470
And a train will probably

1920
01:18:06,470 --> 01:18:06,960
appear on the left hand side.

1921
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:07,960
Okay.

1922
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:08,960
So there's the track.

1923
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:09,960
Right.

1924
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:10,520
I can build more track to the

1925
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:10,960
right towards.

1926
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:11,960
There's the train.

1927
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:12,640
Word on the street from the

1928
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:12,960
other jet.

1929
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,700
Flights are launching to Albania

1930
01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:15,960
next year from Dublin.

1931
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,960
Close enough to Serbia.

1932
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:18,960
The train coming.

1933
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,960
Okay.

1934
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:20,420
Now suppose you wanted to build

1935
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:20,960
track to go to another city.

1936
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:21,960
I'm building track.

1937
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:22,660
So you're just laying down

1938
01:18:22,660 --> 01:18:22,960
track.

1939
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:23,960
Right.

1940
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:24,960
I'm building track.

1941
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:25,960
Just laying down track.

1942
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:27,960
Just loving this game.

1943
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:28,960
Loving life.

1944
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,310
Track is being laid left, right

1945
01:18:30,310 --> 01:18:30,960
and center.

1946
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:31,960
Now do I have a way of.

1947
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:32,960
I'm building track.

1948
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:33,770
So you're just laying down

1949
01:18:33,770 --> 01:18:33,960
track.

1950
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:34,960
Right.

1951
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:35,960
I'm building track west.

1952
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,480
Now do I have a way of picking

1953
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:39,070
the different trains I would

1954
01:18:39,070 --> 01:18:40,620
want to run that particular

1955
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:40,960
line.

1956
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:41,960
Yeah.

1957
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:42,610
I can do that from this screen

1958
01:18:42,610 --> 01:18:42,960
over here.

1959
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:43,960
This one.

1960
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,960
Charlottesville.

1961
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:45,960
Window.

1962
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,660
I click and it opens up a train

1963
01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:47,960
report.

1964
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,010
And this has got a very old

1965
01:18:49,010 --> 01:18:49,960
grasshopper on it.

1966
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:50,960
I can replace that.

1967
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,960
You just laid down that track.

1968
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,960
Stu loving this sim.

1969
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:56,960
Uh huh.

1970
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:57,960
With an American.

1971
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:58,960
Uh huh.

1972
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,330
And I can change its schedule

1973
01:19:00,330 --> 01:19:01,540
on this part of the screen down

1974
01:19:01,540 --> 01:19:01,960
here.

1975
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:02,960
Game Boy.

1976
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:03,960
Instead of Charlottesville.

1977
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,340
Charlottesville Junk Center to

1978
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:05,960
Richmond.

1979
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,960
Handheld gaming devices.

1980
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,270
They change the consciousness

1981
01:19:09,270 --> 01:19:09,960
of the crane.

1982
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:10,930
Now you say you have business

1983
01:19:10,930 --> 01:19:11,960
decisions to make on this.

1984
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:13,930
What kind of reports, financial

1985
01:19:13,930 --> 01:19:15,960
reports can you get out of this?

1986
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,300
There's an income statement for

1987
01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:17,960
the railroad.

1988
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:18,960
Uh huh.

1989
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:19,960
This is happy music.

1990
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:20,960
Like I did a good job.

1991
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,960
This is happy music, Stu.

1992
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:23,960
Last year.

1993
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:24,960
You're doing well.

1994
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:25,580
There's an income statement for

1995
01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:25,960
the railroad.

1996
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:26,960
Uh huh.

1997
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:27,960
This is happy music.

1998
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:28,960
Like I did a good job last year.

1999
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:29,630
You're doing well running the

2000
01:19:29,630 --> 01:19:29,960
railroad.

2001
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:30,960
Right.

2002
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:31,960
Good job.

2003
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:32,960
Looks like Macintosh.

2004
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:33,960
Uh.

2005
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:34,960
Gooey.

2006
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:35,960
It is.

2007
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:36,960
Profits.

2008
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:37,960
Things like that are shown here.

2009
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:38,960
Losses.

2010
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,960
Sorry about this music.

2011
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:41,960
It's okay.

2012
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:42,960
Sorry about this music.

2013
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,750
First time I've ever heard a

2014
01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:46,190
guest apologize for their

2015
01:19:46,190 --> 01:19:46,960
content.

2016
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,960
Sorry about the music.

2017
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:48,960
Stu's nice.

2018
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,000
He wouldn't, he wouldn't make a

2019
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:51,960
show of him.

2020
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:52,960
It's okay.

2021
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:53,960
It's okay.

2022
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:54,960
Reassurance from Stu.

2023
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:55,500
Is the train going to go to the

2024
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:55,960
end of that track?

2025
01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:56,960
Well.

2026
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:57,500
Is the train going to go to the

2027
01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:57,960
end of that track?

2028
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:58,960
Well.

2029
01:19:58,960 --> 01:19:59,500
Is the train going to go to the

2030
01:19:59,500 --> 01:19:59,960
end of that track?

2031
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:00,960
But there's nothing there, Stu.

2032
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:01,650
He has not laid down any more

2033
01:20:01,650 --> 01:20:01,960
track.

2034
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:02,960
There'll be a load of deaths.

2035
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,550
It won't go until I tell it to

2036
01:20:03,550 --> 01:20:03,960
go out there.

2037
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:04,690
I got to build a station out

2038
01:20:04,690 --> 01:20:04,960
here.

2039
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:05,960
Okay.

2040
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,120
but there's nothing there Stu.

2041
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:09,850
He has not laid down any more

2042
01:20:09,850 --> 01:20:11,450
track there'll be a load of

2043
01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:12,200
deaths.

2044
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,390
It won't go until I tell it to

2045
01:20:13,390 --> 01:20:14,800
go out there. I gotta build a

2046
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,440
station out here and change its

2047
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:17,520
schedule. Right now it's

2048
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:18,460
running. It's got a schedule

2049
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:19,850
that's already planned for it.

2050
01:20:19,850 --> 01:20:20,120
Okay now

2051
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:21,270
there's other things I think

2052
01:20:21,270 --> 01:20:22,450
you can do. You can like call

2053
01:20:22,450 --> 01:20:23,540
your stockbroker and buy or

2054
01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:24,360
sell shares.

2055
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,060
I can call the broker. There's

2056
01:20:26,060 --> 01:20:27,580
the phone ringing and this is

2057
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:30,250
my... Buy low sell high buy

2058
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,320
track right now.

2059
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,920
By closing bell. Over. Up here

2060
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:37,590
and these are railroads run by

2061
01:20:37,590 --> 01:20:40,730
competitors. Jim Hill. Uh-huh.

2062
01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:41,960
As one of those guys,

2063
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,730
one of the uh Rockefeller or

2064
01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:45,430
whoever it was that did the

2065
01:20:45,430 --> 01:20:47,320
railroads in the states.

2066
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,850
The Patriots. Guns of the Patriots.

2067
01:20:50,850 --> 01:20:53,740
But who are the Patriots? We'll

2068
01:20:53,740 --> 01:20:56,910
never know. What about the

2069
01:20:56,910 --> 01:20:57,960
election?

2070
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,460
That was quite a show wasn't it?

2071
01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:02,440
So that was all make believe?

2072
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,530
The whole thing was scripted

2073
01:21:04,530 --> 01:21:05,800
from top to bottom.

2074
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:07,680
And you went along with it. You

2075
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:10,280
bought it. Um Erastus Corning

2076
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,690
of New York Central. John

2077
01:21:12,690 --> 01:21:14,040
Forbes of the uh

2078
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,930
Rock Island Line. This is one

2079
01:21:15,930 --> 01:21:17,770
of these games you can play.

2080
01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:21,390
Jim Hill. John Forbes. And Erastus

2081
01:21:21,390 --> 01:21:23,000
Corning.

2082
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,250
Forever I guess right? 100

2083
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,110
years. Erasmus Corning. I would

2084
01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:28,660
ask you to take the keyboard

2085
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:29,720
and mouse and move

2086
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:30,950
it over to Ed here and ask you

2087
01:21:30,950 --> 01:21:32,540
a bit about Playmaker Football.

2088
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:33,890
Now this is one of the cleverest

2089
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:34,440
football

2090
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:37,070
games. I called it Ed is the

2091
01:21:37,070 --> 01:21:40,010
football man because that mullet

2092
01:21:40,010 --> 01:21:42,820
probably belonged in the world

2093
01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:44,360
of football.

2094
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:45,780
It has kind of artificial

2095
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,530
intelligence built into it.

2096
01:21:47,530 --> 01:21:49,400
Explain that. It is not a train

2097
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:50,680
man haircut to have a

2098
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:53,790
mullet. Panzer shrub back there

2099
01:21:53,790 --> 01:21:56,820
on Schultz. That was a railroad

2100
01:21:56,820 --> 01:21:59,430
tycoon railroad simulation

2101
01:21:59,430 --> 01:22:02,760
haircut. This is a fully fledged

2102
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,270
football haircut coming right

2103
01:22:04,270 --> 01:22:05,950
up. The thinking behind Playmaker

2104
01:22:05,950 --> 01:22:07,360
Football. Well we wanted to

2105
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,440
provide um...

2106
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:09,940
Look at that

2107
01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:11,020
It's insane

2108
01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:25,120
And he's got the glasses

2109
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:27,060
As well to beat the band

2110
01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:31,200
Ed Badazoff

2111
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,180
The badass

2112
01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,460
There's a man who's got fucking

2113
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:35,510
Literally got badass in his

2114
01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:36,040
name

2115
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,400
The first bit of his surname

2116
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,140
You know that you're winning

2117
01:22:40,140 --> 01:22:42,120
When that's your fucking name

2118
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,160
Experience that coaches have

2119
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,010
When they coach their own

2120
01:22:45,010 --> 01:22:45,480
football teams

2121
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:47,620
Broderbun

2122
01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:49,460
Really it is

2123
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:50,530
There's a lot of strategy and

2124
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:51,700
thinking behind it

2125
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:52,560
And play designing

2126
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:54,380
Okay there are basically three

2127
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:55,800
sections to the program

2128
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,760
Softly spoken football man

2129
01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:58,720
Playmaker football

2130
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:00,520
Brian Brinkman

2131
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:02,140
And there he is

2132
01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:03,840
The coach

2133
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,240
And look at that

2134
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,960
Bit of a rude picture of a lady

2135
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:07,380
on the line

2136
01:23:07,380 --> 01:23:08,040
Locker maybe

2137
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,460
What's there

2138
01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:12,100
Let's keep going

2139
01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:12,880
The first one here I'll show

2140
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:13,260
you briefly

2141
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,320
Is the team draft

2142
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:15,600
Where you actually go in

2143
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:16,980
And create your own team

2144
01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,420
I'll open an existing team here

2145
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:19,220
that we've got

2146
01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:20,820
And uh

2147
01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:22,360
Is this presumably pro level

2148
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:22,980
football?

2149
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:23,700
Well yeah

2150
01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,230
It operates under the pro level

2151
01:23:25,230 --> 01:23:25,560
rules

2152
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:27,640
And we have our offensive squad

2153
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:27,980
here

2154
01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:30,820
This guy is

2155
01:23:30,820 --> 01:23:32,120
He needs some sleep

2156
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,940
He needs some sleep

2157
01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,130
Oh no it's just fucking

2158
01:23:35,130 --> 01:23:35,620
camouflage

2159
01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:37,460
Why do they wear camouflage

2160
01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:39,000
Under the fucking eyes

2161
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:39,840
In uh

2162
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,420
American football

2163
01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:44,290
They put the stripes under the

2164
01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:44,620
eyes

2165
01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:46,280
Is that to make the opponent

2166
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,080
more scared?

2167
01:23:47,780 --> 01:23:48,200
Or

2168
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,360
Is there a fucking reason for

2169
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:50,820
it?

2170
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,450
I mean they have helmets and

2171
01:23:52,450 --> 01:23:52,980
shit on

2172
01:23:52,980 --> 01:23:53,400
So I mean

2173
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,320
It's

2174
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,760
It's hardly gonna protect them

2175
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:56,120
is it?

2176
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:57,900
Stops glare

2177
01:23:57,900 --> 01:23:59,220
The reflection of light

2178
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:00,020
Johnny

2179
01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:00,980
Wait how

2180
01:24:00,980 --> 01:24:01,920
Why though?

2181
01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:02,520
What do you mean?

2182
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:02,880
Because

2183
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,620
Other fucking stadiums

2184
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:06,040
Sports

2185
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,840
Soccer and everything

2186
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:08,400
They

2187
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,460
They don't care about the

2188
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:10,380
reflection of light

2189
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:12,090
Unless there's something going

2190
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:12,240
on

2191
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,340
Inside that helmet

2192
01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:15,240
Where there's

2193
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,460
The reflection of light

2194
01:24:16,460 --> 01:24:17,500
Inside the helmet

2195
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:17,840
Is it?

2196
01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:21,260
Maybe it's because the ball

2197
01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:22,660
Goes up into the air

2198
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:23,500
And there's a lot of those

2199
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:23,740
Kind of

2200
01:24:23,740 --> 01:24:24,920
You need to get the high ball

2201
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:25,840
But uh

2202
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:27,440
Gap players don't fucking wear

2203
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:27,640
that

2204
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:28,850
But you never see any night

2205
01:24:28,850 --> 01:24:29,140
time

2206
01:24:29,140 --> 01:24:29,960
Well you do

2207
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,140
Or you don't

2208
01:24:31,140 --> 01:24:31,320
No

2209
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:31,920
I know

2210
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:33,540
But there are

2211
01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:35,020
But you never see that

2212
01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:39,040
So is that to

2213
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,600
Mitigate the fucking

2214
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:41,500
Floodlight

2215
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:42,440
Beam

2216
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:43,440
You've got

2217
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:44,140
You've got a

2218
01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:45,720
You've got some camouflage on

2219
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:46,100
That's gonna

2220
01:24:46,100 --> 01:24:47,100
What's that gonna do?

2221
01:24:47,180 --> 01:24:48,000
Absorb the light?

2222
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:51,420
Makes sense in hockey

2223
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:52,340
But not football

2224
01:24:52,340 --> 01:24:55,960
I just thought he had two black

2225
01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:56,240
eyes

2226
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,420
Or he needed rest

2227
01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:59,220
He needed sleep

2228
01:24:59,220 --> 01:24:59,820
Look at that

2229
01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:01,300
Look guile from street fire

2230
01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,140
fighter cameo.

2231
01:25:02,420 --> 01:25:03,080
Wear shades

2232
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:04,140
whilst playing the game.

2233
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:05,820
Dangerous stuff.

2234
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:06,920
If you got shades

2235
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,240
smashed into your eyes

2236
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,420
off a fucking

2237
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:10,240
heavy quarterback,

2238
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:12,060
you would be fucked.

2239
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:13,380
Freddie Mercury

2240
01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:14,660
was involved as well

2241
01:25:14,660 --> 01:25:15,280
in the game.

2242
01:25:15,460 --> 01:25:16,620
This is just before

2243
01:25:16,620 --> 01:25:17,200
he died.

2244
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:19,020
David and Laura,

2245
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:19,960
thank you very much

2246
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:20,800
for the tip there.

2247
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,580
Very, very kind of you.

2248
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:22,700
A piece of meat!

2249
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:27,620
Pauly Bob,

2250
01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:28,380
thank you very,

2251
01:25:28,740 --> 01:25:29,200
very,

2252
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:29,200
very,

2253
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:30,040
very,

2254
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:31,000
very,

2255
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:31,720
much.

2256
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:33,480
So we have

2257
01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:34,240
Queen.

2258
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:38,760
I don't know

2259
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:39,560
who he'd look like.

2260
01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:40,700
Maybe Tony Todd.

2261
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,820
Steve Busce,

2262
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:45,580
not Buscemi,

2263
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:46,100
what's the other?

2264
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,220
Gary Busce?

2265
01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:52,260
I don't know.

2266
01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:54,040
Maybe fucking Santana?

2267
01:25:55,660 --> 01:25:57,220
He's a real fucking

2268
01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:58,380
scary looking fucker,

2269
01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:58,860
this lad.

2270
01:25:59,660 --> 01:26:00,800
Q-ball six.

2271
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:06,160
maybe Paul Bearer

2272
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,460
with no hat on.

2273
01:26:09,460 --> 01:26:10,260
Turnip,

2274
01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:12,320
Turnip Tommy.

2275
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,680
Who's this smoldering

2276
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:15,220
fucking

2277
01:26:15,220 --> 01:26:16,580
absolute

2278
01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:19,160
demon god?

2279
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:20,320
He's got the,

2280
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,420
he's got the

2281
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:22,860
camouflage under the eyes.

2282
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:23,380
we don't know,

2283
01:26:23,380 --> 01:26:23,380
we don't know,

2284
01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:23,900
but it's a,

2285
01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,320
a real posed

2286
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:26,220
for a situation.

2287
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:27,840
I'm glad that's a helmet

2288
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:29,080
because I thought this next guy

2289
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,780
had a very severely

2290
01:26:30,780 --> 01:26:32,000
spherical head.

2291
01:26:32,780 --> 01:26:33,680
But it's a guy

2292
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:34,500
with a helmet on.

2293
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:36,280
Guile from

2294
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,800
Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

2295
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:40,720
Poor lad needs sleep.

2296
01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:41,600
Uncle Fester,

2297
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:43,240
or maybe just a man

2298
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:44,220
who needs to sleep.

2299
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:48,280
don't know.

2300
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:48,280
Don't know.

2301
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:52,400
Helmet head again.

2302
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,040
Thank you.

2303
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:57,720
He looks like someone.

2304
01:26:58,820 --> 01:26:59,720
From that angle,

2305
01:26:59,780 --> 01:27:00,780
he's got the stash,

2306
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:01,780
a big stash.

2307
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:03,000
Oh,

2308
01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:04,180
maybe a musician

2309
01:27:04,180 --> 01:27:04,820
or something.

2310
01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:06,420
Brian,

2311
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:07,620
thank you very much there.

2312
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:08,020
Very,

2313
01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:08,680
very kind of you.

2314
01:27:09,380 --> 01:27:10,300
Richard Pryor,

2315
01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:12,120
great call there

2316
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:12,680
in the chat.

2317
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:16,180
We move on from Pryor.

2318
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:17,920
This guy's got an eye patch on.

2319
01:27:18,380 --> 01:27:19,220
Shouldn't be anywhere

2320
01:27:19,220 --> 01:27:20,320
near the fucking field.

2321
01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:20,900
He needs,

2322
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:22,620
he needs help.

2323
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,720
Maybe there's a bit of CTE

2324
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:25,680
going on as well.

2325
01:27:25,740 --> 01:27:26,460
They just let him play

2326
01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:27,520
because he's a monster.

2327
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,800
Maybe he's a fucking monster.

2328
01:27:29,980 --> 01:27:30,940
This guy looks nasty,

2329
01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:31,200
look.

2330
01:27:32,820 --> 01:27:33,160
He's got a,

2331
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,160
he's got a kind of elf,

2332
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:36,840
elfish pointed ear.

2333
01:27:37,940 --> 01:27:38,400
And,

2334
01:27:38,460 --> 01:27:39,500
I don't know,

2335
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:40,040
he's got a kind of,

2336
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:41,620
the nose is going up,

2337
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:42,580
pointing upwards

2338
01:27:42,580 --> 01:27:43,980
to the sky at the end.

2339
01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:47,340
And another,

2340
01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:48,980
situation,

2341
01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:50,300
like the fella up top,

2342
01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:52,660
like this lad here,

2343
01:27:52,740 --> 01:27:52,920
look.

2344
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:54,260
Uncle Fester,

2345
01:27:55,260 --> 01:27:55,580
or,

2346
01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:56,820
I don't know who I said

2347
01:27:56,820 --> 01:27:57,440
that guy is,

2348
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:58,320
not Uncle Fester.

2349
01:28:03,180 --> 01:28:04,400
But he looks great.

2350
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,280
He looks great.

2351
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:08,340
And that's it.

2352
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,920
That's our roster

2353
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,320
of lads and types

2354
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,580
for this team.

2355
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:14,660
Hollyhead,

2356
01:28:14,940 --> 01:28:15,880
thank you very much there

2357
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,400
for the tip.

2358
01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:17,540
If I click on the dog,

2359
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:17,860
you're here,

2360
01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:18,560
we'll show our deal.

2361
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:20,760
Got another lovely selection

2362
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:21,520
on the roster.

2363
01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:23,560
Let's just keep it going here,

2364
01:28:23,620 --> 01:28:23,900
lads.

2365
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:25,520
A great little situation.

2366
01:28:25,820 --> 01:28:26,940
I'm interested to hear

2367
01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:27,660
what your thoughts

2368
01:28:27,660 --> 01:28:28,940
and opinions are on this,

2369
01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:30,040
on who these guys,

2370
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,480
who have we got here,

2371
01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:31,800
guys?

2372
01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:32,560
Who have we got here?

2373
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:33,740
Who,

2374
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:34,720
who are we dealing with here?

2375
01:28:36,020 --> 01:28:37,080
We need to zoom out.

2376
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:43,570
His hair coup, he's got a crew

2377
01:28:43,570 --> 01:28:43,980
cut.

2378
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:46,290
He's got a hair coup, I called

2379
01:28:46,290 --> 01:28:46,840
him.

2380
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:49,440
He's got a crew cut.

2381
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,120
Can't really make any detail on

2382
01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:53,140
the face, the visage.

2383
01:28:54,820 --> 01:28:56,140
Fuzz light year.

2384
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,520
This guy's fucking ruined, look.

2385
01:28:59,900 --> 01:29:01,540
CTE memories.

2386
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,220
That is the big bopper right

2387
01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:06,560
there.

2388
01:29:08,180 --> 01:29:09,780
Fucking Chantilly lace.

2389
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:10,680
Bob Ross.

2390
01:29:11,300 --> 01:29:12,020
Somebody says.

2391
01:29:14,060 --> 01:29:16,040
Or is that Neil deGrasse Tyson?

2392
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,280
Are you on about him?

2393
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:19,360
Anyway, we'll move on.

2394
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:21,810
This guy, I don't want to say

2395
01:29:21,810 --> 01:29:23,800
who he looks like,

2396
01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:25,970
but he looks like a criminal

2397
01:29:25,970 --> 01:29:27,240
that we know.

2398
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:30,320
And this guy's got a real

2399
01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:33,880
savage jaw going as well.

2400
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:34,760
He's going 90.

2401
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:42,940
Don't know who that lad looks

2402
01:29:42,940 --> 01:29:44,360
like.

2403
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,540
This guy looks like a nice man.

2404
01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:48,640
He looks like he's laughing and

2405
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:49,080
smiling.

2406
01:29:49,940 --> 01:29:51,500
He's not scary at all.

2407
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:53,840
He's got the beard and a very

2408
01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,860
dense thick head of hair.

2409
01:29:58,660 --> 01:29:59,260
Joe Duffy.

2410
01:29:59,260 --> 01:29:59,320
Joe Duffy.

2411
01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:00,920
Classic Joe Duffy.

2412
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:02,940
Old school.

2413
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,300
1980s Joe Duffy.

2414
01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:13,410
I was going to say Ross Geller,

2415
01:30:13,410 --> 01:30:14,620
but maybe not.

2416
01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:20,280
Got the schnoz.

2417
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:22,680
Ian Dempsey.

2418
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:27,770
Fucking the dumb believable is

2419
01:30:27,770 --> 01:30:28,780
John Kenny.

2420
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,500
This guy fucking Tully Savalas.

2421
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,700
Helmet Master 5.

2422
01:30:43,300 --> 01:30:45,580
This guy is even alive.

2423
01:30:45,700 --> 01:30:47,410
This looks like a picture of

2424
01:30:47,410 --> 01:30:49,020
someone at their wake.

2425
01:30:56,440 --> 01:30:57,820
Don't know about this guy.

2426
01:30:58,600 --> 01:30:59,180
Do you know what used to be

2427
01:30:59,180 --> 01:31:00,140
amazing to me?

2428
01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:00,680
Is it?

2429
01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:01,560
Okay.

2430
01:31:01,620 --> 01:31:03,000
Going into the pub, you know,

2431
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,210
your parents or whatever would

2432
01:31:04,210 --> 01:31:04,920
be there and you'd.

2433
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:06,670
Obviously you're getting the

2434
01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:08,500
crisps and your Coca-Cola, but

2435
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:09,300
they would have.

2436
01:31:10,380 --> 01:31:12,390
Posters of the GAA All-Stars

2437
01:31:12,390 --> 01:31:15,600
from the fucking 70s and the 80s.

2438
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:16,840
And I was just fascinated.

2439
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,290
They spend a lot of time

2440
01:31:18,290 --> 01:31:20,120
looking at the faces of these

2441
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,840
men and their incredible hairstyles.

2442
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:25,140
And I don't even know, do they

2443
01:31:25,140 --> 01:31:26,680
do that anymore?

2444
01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:28,860
Do they have that in pubs where

2445
01:31:28,860 --> 01:31:30,670
there's the poster of the All-Stars

2446
01:31:30,670 --> 01:31:31,680
of the Year?

2447
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:35,320
But the selection of heads was

2448
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,160
insane to me.

2449
01:31:37,220 --> 01:31:38,480
It was like looking at aliens.

2450
01:31:39,860 --> 01:31:41,320
Look at this fella here.

2451
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:43,080
Again, fucked.

2452
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:44,330
We don't know what he looks

2453
01:31:44,330 --> 01:31:45,740
like or who he looks like.

2454
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:53,000
That is some jaw.

2455
01:31:54,540 --> 01:31:55,440
We don't know.

2456
01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:57,540
It's like he's going...

2457
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:00,280
I can increase my face to be

2458
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:03,100
able to replicate that.

2459
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:16,720
Another helmet ones.

2460
01:32:16,780 --> 01:32:18,040
The helmet ones are rubbish.

2461
01:32:19,060 --> 01:32:19,820
Defensive squad.

2462
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:22,170
My favourite, I think, were

2463
01:32:22,170 --> 01:32:22,960
these two.

2464
01:32:23,700 --> 01:32:24,580
This fella here.

2465
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:27,050
Who looks like he's on fucking

2466
01:32:27,050 --> 01:32:28,100
Crimewatch.

2467
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:29,520
Crimeline.

2468
01:32:30,660 --> 01:32:31,710
That was the CCTV footage of

2469
01:32:31,710 --> 01:32:33,690
him just before he left the

2470
01:32:33,690 --> 01:32:34,420
bank.

2471
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:37,060
Or the shop.

2472
01:32:37,940 --> 01:32:38,920
With the cash.

2473
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:40,080
And he looked up.

2474
01:32:40,460 --> 01:32:42,070
I love those when you get a

2475
01:32:42,070 --> 01:32:44,090
criminal who just realises the

2476
01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:45,760
camera on the way out.

2477
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:47,020
And they fucking look at it.

2478
01:32:47,380 --> 01:32:48,120
And it's the last.

2479
01:32:48,380 --> 01:32:50,140
That's when they knew it was

2480
01:32:50,140 --> 01:32:51,140
game over.

2481
01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:53,560
And this fella here.

2482
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:54,860
Very, very scary.

2483
01:32:54,980 --> 01:32:55,860
Uncle Fester.

2484
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:56,900
Telly Savalas.

2485
01:32:57,060 --> 01:32:57,720
Probably the best.

2486
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,520
Each of the players is rated on...

2487
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:01,280
Dublin Rioter.

2488
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:03,100
Coming out of Foot Locker.

2489
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:03,740
Dog ear here.

2490
01:33:03,820 --> 01:33:04,320
We'll show her.

2491
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,160
With two...

2492
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:08,400
Different shoes.

2493
01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:09,680
They didn't even get the right

2494
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:10,020
size.

2495
01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,270
I wonder if people fucking come

2496
01:33:11,270 --> 01:33:12,450
out of Foot Locker or whatever

2497
01:33:12,450 --> 01:33:12,960
it was.

2498
01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:13,960
With...

2499
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,960
Like two right shoes.

2500
01:33:16,860 --> 01:33:19,660
Or like a size 9 and a size 10.

2501
01:33:20,580 --> 01:33:21,310
I remember there were people

2502
01:33:21,310 --> 01:33:22,320
who just left.

2503
01:33:22,420 --> 01:33:24,420
Some of the rioters had left...

2504
01:33:24,420 --> 01:33:25,700
A Nike Cortez.

2505
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,400
Or a fucking Air Max.

2506
01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:30,160
On a pillar in Phoenix Park.

2507
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:32,680
So lads had obviously made that

2508
01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:33,820
trek then.

2509
01:33:33,940 --> 01:33:34,900
You know, down...

2510
01:33:34,900 --> 01:33:36,700
Or is it fucking Abbey Street.

2511
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:38,060
Down all the way to the park.

2512
01:33:38,820 --> 01:33:40,360
And just decided, you know what?

2513
01:33:40,420 --> 01:33:41,960
I'm not gonna need this shoe.

2514
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:43,310
So I'll just leave it in the

2515
01:33:43,310 --> 01:33:43,800
park.

2516
01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:45,460
For a defensive squad.

2517
01:33:45,860 --> 01:33:46,840
Each of the players is rated on

2518
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,280
five different abilities.

2519
01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:49,510
And I have ability points that

2520
01:33:49,510 --> 01:33:50,180
I can...

2521
01:33:50,180 --> 01:33:51,540
They're rated on hair.

2522
01:33:52,260 --> 01:33:52,700
Jaw.

2523
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:54,080
Eyeballs.

2524
01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:56,160
And panache.

2525
01:33:56,300 --> 01:33:56,620
Tribute.

2526
01:33:56,780 --> 01:33:57,620
Among all the...

2527
01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:58,420
Discipline.

2528
01:33:59,040 --> 01:33:59,780
And a bit of a fucking

2529
01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:01,180
disparity there.

2530
01:34:01,180 --> 01:34:02,550
I don't think intelligence

2531
01:34:02,550 --> 01:34:03,740
would go as high as fucking

2532
01:34:03,740 --> 01:34:04,400
strength.

2533
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,290
Or agility for some of these

2534
01:34:06,290 --> 01:34:06,920
guys.

2535
01:34:08,180 --> 01:34:08,860
But that's...

2536
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:10,540
Subjective.

2537
01:34:10,620 --> 01:34:11,390
The trick is, of course, I don't

2538
01:34:11,390 --> 01:34:12,040
have enough...

2539
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:13,260
Just judging by the looks on

2540
01:34:13,260 --> 01:34:14,200
some of their faces.

2541
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:15,920
...abilities to make everybody

2542
01:34:15,920 --> 01:34:16,360
a star.

2543
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:16,800
Right.

2544
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:18,160
So I have to make certain trade-offs.

2545
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:19,450
You can also select your own

2546
01:34:19,450 --> 01:34:20,800
jersey color if you want.

2547
01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:22,200
And these are...

2548
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,680
I'm looking forward to the next

2549
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:24,980
riot when people...

2550
01:34:24,980 --> 01:34:26,170
You know, when they're

2551
01:34:26,170 --> 01:34:27,380
streaming it and stuff like

2552
01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:27,760
that.

2553
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,660
People do actually, as Conrad

2554
01:34:29,660 --> 01:34:31,640
says, they're streaming a crime

2555
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:32,300
spree.

2556
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:34,980
I think a lot...

2557
01:34:34,980 --> 01:34:36,080
Some people got done because

2558
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:36,980
they were filming it and

2559
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:38,180
putting the video up on YouTube

2560
01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:38,880
and whatnot.

2561
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:40,310
But I'm looking forward to the

2562
01:34:40,310 --> 01:34:41,710
next time when streaming

2563
01:34:41,710 --> 01:34:42,800
becomes more...

2564
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:44,290
I don't know, common or

2565
01:34:44,290 --> 01:34:45,840
whatever the word is.

2566
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:46,320
Obiquitous.

2567
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:48,740
And somebody is doing a live

2568
01:34:48,740 --> 01:34:51,260
stream of the crime spree.

2569
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:52,300
A crime stream.

2570
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:54,280
And then they get done off the

2571
01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:55,300
back of that.

2572
01:34:55,300 --> 01:34:55,840
Professional players.

2573
01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,820
This is not as we saw an Earl

2574
01:34:56,820 --> 01:34:57,280
Weaver.

2575
01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:00,800
I think we've been shortchanged

2576
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:01,400
here.

2577
01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:04,160
Some of the names are fantastic.

2578
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:05,330
Glyn, thank you very much for

2579
01:35:05,330 --> 01:35:05,800
the tip.

2580
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:09,240
Cork Stopper.

2581
01:35:10,180 --> 01:35:11,580
Buster O'Plays.

2582
01:35:13,420 --> 01:35:13,940
Destroyer.

2583
01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:16,980
Disruptor.

2584
01:35:19,540 --> 01:35:20,060
Hole...

2585
01:35:20,060 --> 01:35:21,220
Hole Flugger.

2586
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:25,880
Cant Shaker.

2587
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:30,060
Slacking Hands.

2588
01:35:34,060 --> 01:35:35,000
Tar P...

2589
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:36,200
Poodle.

2590
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,140
Captain Crunch.

2591
01:35:41,540 --> 01:35:42,440
What's the matter?

2592
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:43,680
What's the matter, you?

2593
01:35:47,460 --> 01:35:48,140
Dad...

2594
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:49,080
Daddy Ripper.

2595
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:52,400
And No Pass Elsri.

2596
01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:55,060
And these are fictional players.

2597
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:56,310
These are not as we saw an Earl

2598
01:35:56,310 --> 01:35:56,780
Weaver.

2599
01:35:56,780 --> 01:35:57,580
Hole Plugger.

2600
01:35:57,720 --> 01:35:58,640
That was your man's name.

2601
01:35:59,360 --> 01:35:59,960
Hole Plugger.

2602
01:36:01,380 --> 01:36:02,080
Or a Weaver.

2603
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:03,540
Real NFL teams.

2604
01:36:03,620 --> 01:36:03,840
Right.

2605
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:04,960
They are fictional teams.

2606
01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:06,160
However, there are...

2607
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:07,270
All the teams on the disc play

2608
01:36:07,270 --> 01:36:08,340
out of their own playbook.

2609
01:36:08,420 --> 01:36:09,120
And that's what I'll show you

2610
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:09,540
here next.

2611
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:11,100
This is the chalkboard editor.

2612
01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:12,100
And this is really the...

2613
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:12,780
Chalkboard.

2614
01:36:12,780 --> 01:36:13,420
...palmark of the product.

2615
01:36:13,740 --> 01:36:13,960
Editor.

2616
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:15,730
What it lets you do is design

2617
01:36:15,730 --> 01:36:17,660
plays for your football team.

2618
01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:18,790
Just like a real coach would

2619
01:36:18,790 --> 01:36:19,240
design.

2620
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:20,700
And here are the players here.

2621
01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:21,740
They can either appear in these

2622
01:36:21,740 --> 01:36:22,160
symbols.

2623
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:23,590
Or I can bring down display

2624
01:36:23,590 --> 01:36:25,020
options here and show them

2625
01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:26,780
according to their positional

2626
01:36:26,780 --> 01:36:27,800
abbreviation.

2627
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:28,980
I'll load in a play that's

2628
01:36:28,980 --> 01:36:30,740
already been pre-designed here.

2629
01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:31,780
Lovely stuff.

2630
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:34,720
And here's a little flare pass.

2631
01:36:35,140 --> 01:36:35,560
And if I want to look at all

2632
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:36,120
the...

2633
01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:36,960
It's so exciting.

2634
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:38,450
...positional assignments, I

2635
01:36:38,450 --> 01:36:39,440
can just click on that.

2636
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:40,640
Just imagine putting this

2637
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:42,060
little stratagem to work on the

2638
01:36:42,060 --> 01:36:42,560
field.

2639
01:36:42,700 --> 01:36:43,700
How is it going to work out?

2640
01:36:43,780 --> 01:36:45,400
Does it work when it comes to

2641
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:46,320
the crunch?

2642
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:47,000
Defense here.

2643
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:48,340
Just test it.

2644
01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:50,740
And do we have graphics?

2645
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,330
We have like a little

2646
01:36:52,330 --> 01:36:54,100
representation of how it plays

2647
01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:54,640
out.

2648
01:36:54,780 --> 01:36:55,880
And then I can just click the

2649
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,130
button and the players will

2650
01:36:57,130 --> 01:36:58,540
carry out the actual play.

2651
01:36:59,260 --> 01:37:00,020
And each of the interactions

2652
01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:01,200
between the players is

2653
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,700
calculated in real time.

2654
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:04,000
So every time I run the play,

2655
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,360
it may not run exactly the same

2656
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:05,780
way.

2657
01:37:06,140 --> 01:37:07,050
Some players miss their

2658
01:37:07,050 --> 01:37:08,680
instructions or they slip.

2659
01:37:09,060 --> 01:37:10,220
Or sometimes another player

2660
01:37:10,220 --> 01:37:11,460
overpowers somebody else.

2661
01:37:12,020 --> 01:37:12,590
One of the neat features of

2662
01:37:12,590 --> 01:37:13,690
Playmaker Football is the

2663
01:37:13,690 --> 01:37:15,420
artificial intelligence feature.

2664
01:37:15,980 --> 01:37:17,320
When you create your own plays,

2665
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,160
you save them in a playbook.

2666
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:20,780
But the computer doesn't...

2667
01:37:20,780 --> 01:37:21,640
And this is fine if you're

2668
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:22,430
going to call the plays

2669
01:37:22,430 --> 01:37:22,960
yourself.

2670
01:37:23,060 --> 01:37:23,980
But if you send your team to a

2671
01:37:23,980 --> 01:37:25,270
friend and say, try my guys out,

2672
01:37:25,270 --> 01:37:26,210
the computer is going to be

2673
01:37:26,210 --> 01:37:27,280
controlling your team.

2674
01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,080
Struggling here.

2675
01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:29,940
And Stu is just dignifying his

2676
01:37:29,940 --> 01:37:32,280
responses with the usual grunts.

2677
01:37:32,900 --> 01:37:33,300
All right.

2678
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:33,940
Mm-hmm.

2679
01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:34,840
Okay.

2680
01:37:35,140 --> 01:37:35,540
All right.

2681
01:37:35,540 --> 01:37:37,080
But you know that it's

2682
01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:38,680
beginning to lose.

2683
01:37:39,200 --> 01:37:40,580
It's gotten a little bit slack.

2684
01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:41,780
I think Stu's going to get out

2685
01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:43,380
of here very quickly, very soon.

2686
01:37:43,860 --> 01:37:45,100
It doesn't know what plays to

2687
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:46,800
call in what situations.

2688
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:48,110
It just knows there's a whole

2689
01:37:48,110 --> 01:37:49,840
load of plays here in your playbook.

2690
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:51,460
You can describe the actual

2691
01:37:51,460 --> 01:37:53,440
game situation individually for

2692
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:54,920
each down for each play by

2693
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:56,670
selecting these little boxes

2694
01:37:56,670 --> 01:37:57,260
here.

2695
01:37:57,360 --> 01:37:58,540
So based on what the score is,

2696
01:37:58,540 --> 01:37:59,760
where we are in the game, how

2697
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:01,080
many yards there are to go,

2698
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:02,440
where on the ball field you are,

2699
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:03,680
it will say, well, Ed would

2700
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:04,540
have done this.

2701
01:38:04,540 --> 01:38:04,780
Right.

2702
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:05,860
What a call this play here.

2703
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:07,300
And in addition to that, the

2704
01:38:07,300 --> 01:38:08,870
real artificial intelligence

2705
01:38:08,870 --> 01:38:10,360
portion is right over here,

2706
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:11,900
where you can tell the computer

2707
01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:13,260
to sample the results of the

2708
01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:13,720
play.

2709
01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:15,180
If it's doing well, it will

2710
01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:16,920
actually increase the priority.

2711
01:38:17,380 --> 01:38:18,800
Is that a fucking image there

2712
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:19,700
of a brain?

2713
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:21,920
Put your brain to use into the

2714
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:23,620
fucking playbook.

2715
01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:26,120
Save offensive artificial

2716
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:27,780
intelligence.

2717
01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:28,890
During the game, and it will

2718
01:38:28,890 --> 01:38:30,010
call the successful plays more

2719
01:38:30,010 --> 01:38:31,030
often and the unsuccessful

2720
01:38:31,030 --> 01:38:31,840
plays less often.

2721
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,530
So the computer coach learns by

2722
01:38:33,530 --> 01:38:35,080
the plays that work well.

2723
01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:35,860
He plays more often and it

2724
01:38:35,860 --> 01:38:36,820
doesn't work, he doesn't make

2725
01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:37,100
it.

2726
01:38:37,100 --> 01:38:37,500
Exactly.

2727
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:38,500
All right.

2728
01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:39,500
And why don't we go...

2729
01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:40,370
Yeah, just let's see a real...

2730
01:38:40,370 --> 01:38:41,820
can we see a real-looking...

2731
01:38:41,820 --> 01:38:42,980
We'll see it up here.

2732
01:38:42,980 --> 01:38:43,860
In here for a second.

2733
01:38:43,860 --> 01:38:44,300
Okay.

2734
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:46,370
Basically, I just bring in two

2735
01:38:46,370 --> 01:38:47,840
teams that are on the disc here.

2736
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:49,720
I'll bring in the Blazers.

2737
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:50,720
And the Misfits.

2738
01:38:50,720 --> 01:38:51,580
Now the crowd boos for them,

2739
01:38:51,580 --> 01:38:52,380
they're the visitors.

2740
01:38:52,660 --> 01:38:53,730
And then I'll bring in the Badmen,

2741
01:38:53,730 --> 01:38:54,780
which is the team I created

2742
01:38:54,780 --> 01:38:55,240
here.

2743
01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:55,980
The Badmen.

2744
01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:57,760
Criminals.

2745
01:38:57,800 --> 01:38:58,570
We have a variety of options

2746
01:38:58,570 --> 01:38:59,300
here that we...

2747
01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:00,620
They've been let out from

2748
01:39:00,620 --> 01:39:02,250
prison to play this exhibition

2749
01:39:02,250 --> 01:39:02,800
match.

2750
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:03,780
I'm going to make the ball a

2751
01:39:03,780 --> 01:39:04,840
little bit bigger here.

2752
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:05,000
Okay.

2753
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:06,550
The computer is controlling the

2754
01:39:06,550 --> 01:39:07,680
Blazers and I'm going to

2755
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:08,880
control the Badmen.

2756
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:10,710
And now we're going to get the

2757
01:39:10,710 --> 01:39:11,900
coin toss here.

2758
01:39:12,980 --> 01:39:14,180
And I'll be able to choose...

2759
01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:15,640
I win, so I'll choose receive.

2760
01:39:16,540 --> 01:39:17,940
So, now here are the plays.

2761
01:39:18,220 --> 01:39:19,130
All the plays that I created

2762
01:39:19,130 --> 01:39:20,440
have been put in this playbook.

2763
01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:21,380
And these are the special team

2764
01:39:21,380 --> 01:39:21,740
plays.

2765
01:39:21,940 --> 01:39:22,320
I say kick.

2766
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:23,280
Okay, our time clock is ticking

2767
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:23,880
down here, Ed.

2768
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:24,280
So...

2769
01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:24,780
Okay, here we go.

2770
01:39:24,780 --> 01:39:25,080
Time clock.

2771
01:39:25,180 --> 01:39:25,780
There's your kickoff.

2772
01:39:25,820 --> 01:39:26,300
There's the kickoff.

2773
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:27,300
What other kind of clock is

2774
01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:27,720
there?

2775
01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:28,240
Kickoff.

2776
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:29,120
And then I say kick.

2777
01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:30,080
Okay, our time clock is ticking

2778
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:30,660
down here, Ed.

2779
01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:31,040
So...

2780
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:31,800
Okay, here we go.

2781
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:32,580
There's your kickoff.

2782
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:33,340
There's the kickoff.

2783
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:34,340
And the players are going.

2784
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:36,520
He catches the ball.

2785
01:39:36,600 --> 01:39:37,500
He's running with the ball.

2786
01:39:37,500 --> 01:39:38,500
And he'll get...

2787
01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:40,820
He gets tackled right there.

2788
01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:41,960
And I get a play by...

2789
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:43,240
It sounded like a cough.

2790
01:39:43,580 --> 01:39:44,660
That tackle challenge.

2791
01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:47,220
All the time.

2792
01:39:47,220 --> 01:39:53,340
He gets tackled right there.

2793
01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:55,120
He's running with the ball.

2794
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:56,680
And he'll get...

2795
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,420
He gets tackled right there.

2796
01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:00,120
And I get a play by play here.

2797
01:40:01,260 --> 01:40:02,500
He'll get...

2798
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:04,240
He gets tackled right there.

2799
01:40:04,720 --> 01:40:05,120
And I get...

2800
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:07,560
The kickoff was taken by 27 Can't

2801
01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:08,480
Shake Him.

2802
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:12,050
Zero two, Bob Martin tripped

2803
01:40:12,050 --> 01:40:13,240
him up.

2804
01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:15,990
That was kickoff against kick

2805
01:40:15,990 --> 01:40:16,820
return.

2806
01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:20,000
The ball was returned 21 yards.

2807
01:40:20,260 --> 01:40:22,300
And is on the 23-yard line.

2808
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:23,980
You get a play by play here.

2809
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:25,400
And when I want to play the

2810
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:25,840
game,

2811
01:40:25,900 --> 01:40:26,900
basically all I do is select

2812
01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:27,640
the kind of play,

2813
01:40:27,740 --> 01:40:27,900
call the play.

2814
01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:28,660
Yeah.

2815
01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:32,060
Stu's enthusiasm dwindling.

2816
01:40:32,220 --> 01:40:33,320
Play, and it's gone.

2817
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:35,100
When I want to play the game,

2818
01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:36,160
basically all I do is select

2819
01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:36,880
the kind of play,

2820
01:40:36,980 --> 01:40:37,540
call the play,

2821
01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:38,440
and it's gone.

2822
01:40:38,440 --> 01:40:39,480
And there they go.

2823
01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:40,240
So you can play against the

2824
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:40,600
computer,

2825
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:41,480
play against a friend,

2826
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:42,100
and see how...

2827
01:40:42,100 --> 01:40:43,240
Or even have the computer play.

2828
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:45,280
Sparks Bright-T's pass was

2829
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:46,400
incomplete.

2830
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,750
That was FB Flare L against 4-3

2831
01:40:49,750 --> 01:40:50,580
check run.

2832
01:40:51,020 --> 01:40:52,140
No gain on the play.

2833
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,680
The ball is on the 23-yard line.

2834
01:40:55,060 --> 01:40:55,760
I'll go to Code Sharp.

2835
01:40:56,080 --> 01:40:57,200
Gentlemen, thank you very much.

2836
01:40:57,560 --> 01:40:58,560
All right, next to look at...

2837
01:40:58,560 --> 01:40:59,660
Thank fuck we're out of there.

2838
01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:00,700
Come on, Stu.

2839
01:41:01,220 --> 01:41:02,320
Hit us with something good.

2840
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:03,080
He's probably safe.

2841
01:41:03,440 --> 01:41:05,820
You go and save the best to

2842
01:41:05,820 --> 01:41:06,740
last.

2843
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:08,360
Game media, the CD-ROM...

2844
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:08,920
Code Sharp.

2845
01:41:09,220 --> 01:41:10,340
Gentlemen, thank you very much.

2846
01:41:10,620 --> 01:41:11,160
Game Boy.

2847
01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:12,710
All right, next to look at new

2848
01:41:12,710 --> 01:41:13,440
game media,

2849
01:41:13,580 --> 01:41:15,200
the CD-ROM and the modem.

2850
01:41:15,420 --> 01:41:16,220
We'll be right back.

2851
01:41:17,780 --> 01:41:18,020
Woo!

2852
01:41:24,580 --> 01:41:24,980
Fuck!

2853
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:29,040
Some games like Monopoly and

2854
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:31,240
chess are classics,

2855
01:41:31,440 --> 01:41:32,360
but they never change.

2856
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:33,600
In the computer game world,

2857
01:41:33,700 --> 01:41:34,200
the basic game...

2858
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:37,220
Nintendo Game Boy.

2859
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:38,460
The theme may stay the same,

2860
01:41:38,620 --> 01:41:39,900
but the way you can play it

2861
01:41:39,900 --> 01:41:41,220
keeps getting better and better.

2862
01:41:41,420 --> 01:41:42,360
Here to show us the fifth

2863
01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:42,980
generation

2864
01:41:42,980 --> 01:41:44,220
of a classic called King's

2865
01:41:44,220 --> 01:41:44,540
Quest

2866
01:41:44,540 --> 01:41:46,010
is Stuart Mulder of Sierra

2867
01:41:46,010 --> 01:41:46,680
Online.

2868
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:50,340
Is it a mullet?

2869
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:52,220
We don't know.

2870
01:41:52,300 --> 01:41:52,820
Look at that.

2871
01:41:53,460 --> 01:41:54,720
Curly, curly cable.

2872
01:41:54,720 --> 01:41:56,860
Like a telephone receiver,

2873
01:41:57,040 --> 01:41:58,480
handset, curly cable.

2874
01:42:00,100 --> 01:42:01,860
Which I don't really like this.

2875
01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:02,960
I think that's not good.

2876
01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:04,500
I think they should have done

2877
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:05,540
something with that.

2878
01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:07,490
Because it's blocking the mouse

2879
01:42:07,490 --> 01:42:07,960
work,

2880
01:42:08,060 --> 01:42:09,300
which is an important part of

2881
01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:10,240
the puzzle here.

2882
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:12,380
We get to see his mouse work.

2883
01:42:13,440 --> 01:42:16,160
And this guy is ready to rock.

2884
01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:18,570
Another big glasses were Derig

2885
01:42:18,570 --> 01:42:19,800
back in the day.

2886
01:42:20,180 --> 01:42:23,300
Everyone loved big Deirdre Barlow

2887
01:42:23,300 --> 01:42:23,660
glasses,

2888
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:24,700
even the fellas.

2889
01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:26,600
And another mullet.

2890
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:27,440
1991.

2891
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:29,790
The early 90s saw the demise of

2892
01:42:29,790 --> 01:42:30,840
the mullet.

2893
01:42:30,900 --> 01:42:34,880
I think by 1994, it had become

2894
01:42:34,880 --> 01:42:37,300
very uncool.

2895
01:42:38,580 --> 01:42:39,720
Or it had to be tidied up and

2896
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:42,840
packaged in a new succinct way,

2897
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:44,580
a la Jerry Seinfeld.

2898
01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:46,780
But this, the days of this were

2899
01:42:46,780 --> 01:42:48,980
numbered around this time.

2900
01:42:49,060 --> 01:42:49,980
These are the last, these are

2901
01:42:49,980 --> 01:42:50,860
the last of the Mohicans,

2902
01:42:50,860 --> 01:42:51,400
these fellas.

2903
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:52,910
And the football dude in the

2904
01:42:52,910 --> 01:42:54,540
last one as well, you know.

2905
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:56,960
The fifth generation of a

2906
01:42:56,960 --> 01:42:58,400
classic called King's Quest

2907
01:42:58,400 --> 01:42:59,870
is Stuart Mulder of Sierra

2908
01:42:59,870 --> 01:43:00,540
Online.

2909
01:43:00,980 --> 01:43:02,170
Stuart, we all remember the old

2910
01:43:02,170 --> 01:43:03,240
adventure games.

2911
01:43:03,340 --> 01:43:04,980
I mean, the painful text entry.

2912
01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:06,520
Painful shit.

2913
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:07,690
Even the primitive low-res

2914
01:43:07,690 --> 01:43:08,300
graphics.

2915
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:09,880
Primitive shit.

2916
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:11,000
I mean, this is another story,

2917
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:11,460
isn't it?

2918
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:12,120
It is.

2919
01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:15,400
For one thing, the old...

2920
01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:16,970
Mulder and Scully, and Stuart

2921
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is not off to a great start.

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01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:19,490
He can't remember what he's

2923
01:43:19,490 --> 01:43:20,180
talking about.

2924
01:43:20,420 --> 01:43:21,200
And we can see that.

2925
01:43:21,220 --> 01:43:22,360
This is another story, isn't it?

2926
01:43:22,600 --> 01:43:23,040
It is.

2927
01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:25,740
For one thing, the...

2928
01:43:25,740 --> 01:43:26,800
Look at that.

2929
01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:28,820
And that's a shame, that, when

2930
01:43:28,820 --> 01:43:30,000
you have to look up to the sky

2931
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:31,840
to remember what's going on.

2932
01:43:31,860 --> 01:43:32,460
But you're a deer in the

2933
01:43:32,460 --> 01:43:32,920
headlights.

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01:43:33,120 --> 01:43:34,200
You're on Computer Chronicles,

2935
01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:36,070
the most watched computer-based

2936
01:43:36,070 --> 01:43:37,240
show in the world.

2937
01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:38,430
Translated into different

2938
01:43:38,430 --> 01:43:39,060
languages.

2939
01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:40,760
You're face-to-face with the

2940
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:41,180
god.

2941
01:43:42,280 --> 01:43:43,540
I'm just gonna call him the god.

2942
01:43:43,820 --> 01:43:45,520
The old text-driven approach is

2943
01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:46,280
gone now.

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01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:48,510
In this game, your character is

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01:43:48,510 --> 01:43:49,400
controlled

2946
01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:50,920
through a series of icons,

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01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:51,960
which you can see at the top of

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01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:52,520
the screen.

2949
01:43:52,980 --> 01:43:53,740
Everything's done with the

2950
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:54,100
mouse.

2951
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:54,980
There's no typing at all.

2952
01:43:54,980 --> 01:43:56,000
Let's make clear, we're playing...

2953
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:57,520
Lovely, lovely icons.

2954
01:43:58,040 --> 01:43:58,910
Let's make clear here, we're

2955
01:43:58,910 --> 01:44:00,320
playing this in real time.

2956
01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:01,980
Playing the game now off a CD-ROM,

2957
01:44:01,980 --> 01:44:03,480
not off magnetic media.

2958
01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:04,040
That's correct.

2959
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:05,260
Magnetic media.

2960
01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:06,400
No floppy disk.

2961
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:08,370
Because of the CD-ROM's storage

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01:44:08,370 --> 01:44:09,660
capacity...

2963
01:44:09,660 --> 01:44:12,400
We're able to have great audio,

2964
01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:15,000
great audio, great sound.

2965
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,300
Storage capacity allows us to

2966
01:44:17,300 --> 01:44:19,680
implement great audio, and so

2967
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:21,890
much more that you would have

2968
01:44:21,890 --> 01:44:24,510
in traditional games that you

2969
01:44:24,510 --> 01:44:26,920
would say play on a floppy disk.

2970
01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:28,660
And right here, you see we have

2971
01:44:28,660 --> 01:44:30,020
a cottage by a river.

2972
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:31,560
And it has a few trees.

2973
01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:32,800
And this is our main character

2974
01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:33,420
right here.

2975
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:35,100
And we're gonna go inside that

2976
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:35,840
barnyard.

2977
01:44:36,480 --> 01:44:37,340
And inside there, maybe an

2978
01:44:37,340 --> 01:44:38,680
animal we'll pick up.

2979
01:44:39,060 --> 01:44:41,080
Instead of reading text, you

2980
01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:43,090
can hear the text spoken to you

2981
01:44:43,090 --> 01:44:44,400
by reluctance.

2982
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2983
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2984
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2985
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2986
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2987
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:46,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2988
01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:47,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2989
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:48,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2990
01:44:48,400 --> 01:44:49,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2991
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:50,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2992
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2993
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2994
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:52,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2995
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:53,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2996
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:54,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2997
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:55,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2998
01:44:55,400 --> 01:44:56,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

2999
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:57,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3000
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:58,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3001
01:44:58,400 --> 01:44:59,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3002
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:00,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3003
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:01,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3004
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:02,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3005
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:03,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3006
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:04,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3007
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:05,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3008
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:06,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3009
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3010
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:08,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3011
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:09,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3012
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:10,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3013
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:11,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3014
01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:12,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3015
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3016
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:14,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3017
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:15,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3018
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:16,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3019
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:17,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3020
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:18,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3021
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:19,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3022
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:20,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3023
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:21,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3024
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:22,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3025
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:23,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3026
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:24,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3027
01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:25,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3028
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:26,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3029
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:27,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3030
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:28,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3031
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:29,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3032
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:30,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3033
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3034
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:32,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3035
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:33,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3036
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:34,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3037
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:35,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3038
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:36,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3039
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:37,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3040
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:38,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3041
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:39,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3042
01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:40,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3043
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:41,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3044
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:42,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3045
01:45:42,400 --> 01:45:43,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3046
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:44,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3047
01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3048
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:46,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3049
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:47,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3050
01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:48,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3051
01:45:48,400 --> 01:45:49,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3052
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:50,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3053
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3054
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:52,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3055
01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:53,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3056
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:54,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3057
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:55,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3058
01:45:55,400 --> 01:45:56,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3059
01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:57,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3060
01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:58,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3061
01:45:58,400 --> 01:45:59,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3062
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:00,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3063
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:01,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3064
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:02,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3065
01:46:02,400 --> 01:46:03,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3066
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:04,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3067
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:05,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3068
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3069
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:07,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3070
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:08,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3071
01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:09,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3072
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:10,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3073
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:11,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3074
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:12,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3075
01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:13,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3076
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:14,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3077
01:46:14,400 --> 01:46:15,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3078
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:16,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3079
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:17,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3080
01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:18,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3081
01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:19,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3082
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:20,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3083
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:21,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3084
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:22,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3085
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:23,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3086
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3087
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:25,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3088
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:26,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3089
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:27,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3090
01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:28,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3091
01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:29,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3092
01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:30,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3093
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:31,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3094
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:32,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3095
01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:33,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3096
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:34,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3097
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:35,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3098
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:36,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3099
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:37,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3100
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:38,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3101
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:39,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3102
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:40,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3103
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:41,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3104
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:42,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3105
01:46:42,400 --> 01:46:43,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3106
01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:44,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3107
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3108
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:46,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3109
01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:47,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3110
01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:48,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3111
01:46:48,400 --> 01:46:49,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3112
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:50,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3113
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3114
01:46:51,400 --> 01:46:52,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3115
01:46:52,400 --> 01:46:53,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3116
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:54,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3117
01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:55,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3118
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:56,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3119
01:46:56,400 --> 01:46:57,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3120
01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:58,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3121
01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3122
01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:00,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3123
01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:01,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3124
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3125
01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:03,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3126
01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:04,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3127
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:05,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3128
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:06,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3129
01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:07,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3130
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:08,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3131
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:09,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3132
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:10,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3133
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3134
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:12,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3135
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:13,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3136
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:14,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3137
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:15,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3138
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:16,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3139
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:17,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3140
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:18,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3141
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:19,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3142
01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:20,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3143
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:21,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3144
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:22,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3145
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:23,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3146
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:24,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3147
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:25,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3148
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:26,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3149
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:27,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3150
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:28,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3151
01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:29,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3152
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:30,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3153
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:31,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3154
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:32,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3155
01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:33,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3156
01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:34,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3157
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:35,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3158
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:36,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3159
01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:37,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3160
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:38,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3161
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:39,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3162
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:40,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3163
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:41,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3164
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:42,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3165
01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:43,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3166
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:44,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3167
01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3168
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:46,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3169
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:47,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3170
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3171
01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:49,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3172
01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:50,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3173
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3174
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:52,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3175
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:53,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3176
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:54,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3177
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:55,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3178
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:56,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3179
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:57,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3180
01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:58,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3181
01:47:58,400 --> 01:47:59,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3182
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:00,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3183
01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:01,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3184
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:02,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3185
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:03,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3186
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3187
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:05,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3188
01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:06,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3189
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:07,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3190
01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:08,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3191
01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:09,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3192
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:10,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3193
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3194
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:12,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3195
01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:13,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3196
01:48:13,400 --> 01:48:14,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3197
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:15,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3198
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:16,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3199
01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:17,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3200
01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:18,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3201
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:19,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3202
01:48:19,400 --> 01:48:20,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3203
01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:21,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3204
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:22,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3205
01:48:22,400 --> 01:48:23,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3206
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:24,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3207
01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:25,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3208
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:26,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3209
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:27,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3210
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:28,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3211
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:29,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3212
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:30,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3213
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:31,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3214
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:32,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3215
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:33,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3216
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:34,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3217
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:35,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3218
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:36,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3219
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:37,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3220
01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:38,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3221
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:39,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3222
01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:40,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3223
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:41,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3224
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:42,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3225
01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:43,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3226
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:44,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3227
01:48:44,400 --> 01:48:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3228
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:46,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3229
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:47,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3230
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:48,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3231
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:49,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3232
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3233
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3234
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:52,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3235
01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:53,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3236
01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:54,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3237
01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:55,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3238
01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:56,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3239
01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:57,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3240
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:58,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3241
01:48:58,400 --> 01:48:59,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3242
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:00,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3243
01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:01,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3244
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:02,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3245
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:03,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3246
01:49:03,400 --> 01:49:04,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3247
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:05,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3248
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:06,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3249
01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:07,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3250
01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:08,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3251
01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:09,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3252
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:10,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3253
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3254
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:12,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3255
01:49:12,400 --> 01:49:13,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3256
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:14,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3257
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:15,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3258
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:16,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3259
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:17,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3260
01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:18,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3261
01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:19,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3262
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:20,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3263
01:49:20,400 --> 01:49:21,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3264
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:22,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3265
01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:23,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3266
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3267
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:25,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3268
01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:26,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3269
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:27,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3270
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:28,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3271
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:29,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3272
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:30,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3273
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:31,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3274
01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:32,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3275
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:33,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3276
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:34,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3277
01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:35,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3278
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:36,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3279
01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:37,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3280
01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:38,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3281
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:39,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3282
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:40,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3283
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:41,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3284
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:42,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3285
01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:43,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3286
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:44,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3287
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:45,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3288
01:49:45,400 --> 01:49:46,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3289
01:49:46,400 --> 01:49:47,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3290
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:48,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3291
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:49,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3292
01:49:49,400 --> 01:49:50,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3293
01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:51,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3294
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:52,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3295
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:53,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3296
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:54,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3297
01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:55,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3298
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:56,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3299
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3300
01:49:57,400 --> 01:49:58,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3301
01:49:58,400 --> 01:49:59,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3302
01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:00,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3303
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:01,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3304
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:02,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3305
01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:03,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3306
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:04,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3307
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:05,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3308
01:50:05,400 --> 01:50:06,400
Spoken to you by reluctance.

3309
01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:07,300
That's exactly correct.

3310
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:08,320
Okay, so you've got two more twos

3311
01:50:08,320 --> 01:50:08,640
to go.

3312
01:50:08,920 --> 01:50:09,620
Oh, good move.

3313
01:50:10,700 --> 01:50:11,820
All right, time is grieving.

3314
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:12,900
And now it's Tom's turn.

3315
01:50:13,100 --> 01:50:13,660
That's correct.

3316
01:50:13,780 --> 01:50:14,810
And we're going to watch his

3317
01:50:14,810 --> 01:50:15,520
pieces move.

3318
01:50:15,620 --> 01:50:16,400
Do we see his dice roll?

3319
01:50:17,060 --> 01:50:18,480
We'll see him roll in a second.

3320
01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:18,860
Okay.

3321
01:50:19,020 --> 01:50:20,170
Let me see his dice roll,

3322
01:50:20,170 --> 01:50:20,760
please.

3323
01:50:21,260 --> 01:50:22,450
Is there an animation for the

3324
01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:23,240
dice roll?

3325
01:50:23,800 --> 01:50:24,500
We'll see you in a minute.

3326
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:25,920
Hold your horses, Stu.

3327
01:50:26,060 --> 01:50:26,720
Also, you...

3328
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:28,280
I want to show you some

3329
01:50:28,280 --> 01:50:29,360
counters moving on the board

3330
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:29,940
first.

3331
01:50:29,940 --> 01:50:32,140
You can at any time type in taunts.

3332
01:50:32,140 --> 01:50:33,380
There's his dice roll.

3333
01:50:33,580 --> 01:50:34,280
And there we go.

3334
01:50:34,400 --> 01:50:35,040
Did you see that?

3335
01:50:35,860 --> 01:50:36,740
Liquid dice.

3336
01:50:37,440 --> 01:50:38,220
Also, you...

3337
01:50:38,220 --> 01:50:39,280
The die is cast.

3338
01:50:39,460 --> 01:50:41,540
And at any time type in taunts.

3339
01:50:41,540 --> 01:50:42,780
There's his dice roll.

3340
01:50:42,860 --> 01:50:44,380
He does a three and a one.

3341
01:50:44,460 --> 01:50:44,660
Three and a one.

3342
01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:45,580
So he gets back on.

3343
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:49,740
He's thinking about where to go.

3344
01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:50,960
He takes his one, and then he's

3345
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:52,080
got his three to go somewhere.

3346
01:50:53,440 --> 01:50:53,470
That is really like playing

3347
01:50:53,470 --> 01:50:54,640
backgammon with another guy

3348
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:56,280
right in front of you, isn't it?

3349
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:57,050
I mean, it's a really looking

3350
01:50:57,050 --> 01:50:57,340
board.

3351
01:50:57,660 --> 01:50:58,040
Let me ask you.

3352
01:50:58,040 --> 01:50:58,950
We only have a little bit of

3353
01:50:58,950 --> 01:50:59,280
time left.

3354
01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:00,580
You have a kind of neat thing

3355
01:51:00,580 --> 01:51:02,110
where whoever's on this network

3356
01:51:02,110 --> 01:51:03,660
has a personal profile up there,

3357
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:04,760
and I can actually see what

3358
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:05,500
they look like,

3359
01:51:05,500 --> 01:51:06,230
and see what their interests

3360
01:51:06,230 --> 01:51:06,440
are.

3361
01:51:06,480 --> 01:51:07,100
Can you just show me how you

3362
01:51:07,100 --> 01:51:07,860
get into that real quick?

3363
01:51:08,060 --> 01:51:08,360
Okay.

3364
01:51:08,480 --> 01:51:09,570
What we'd have to do is go on

3365
01:51:09,570 --> 01:51:09,920
out.

3366
01:51:10,220 --> 01:51:10,800
Sorry, Tom.

3367
01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:11,400
You'll have to wait a minute.

3368
01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:12,980
Let's leave the game.

3369
01:51:13,220 --> 01:51:13,420
Yeah.

3370
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:15,750
Stu just apologizing to Tom

3371
01:51:15,750 --> 01:51:16,600
there.

3372
01:51:18,440 --> 01:51:18,740
Twisted.

3373
01:51:18,740 --> 01:51:20,920
Twisted.

3374
01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:22,530
Thank you very much there,

3375
01:51:22,530 --> 01:51:23,100
Larry.

3376
01:51:24,380 --> 01:51:24,820
Schlug.

3377
01:51:24,940 --> 01:51:25,360
How are we?

3378
01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:26,190
I'm very late to the stream,

3379
01:51:26,190 --> 01:51:26,780
but sure, look.

3380
01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:27,100
Don't worry.

3381
01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:28,880
You can always watch it back.

3382
01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:30,930
You always just go into playlists

3383
01:51:30,930 --> 01:51:32,440
on the channel to see any of

3384
01:51:32,440 --> 01:51:34,460
the streams that have been done.

3385
01:51:34,620 --> 01:51:35,000
Here's.

3386
01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:36,130
People that are online right

3387
01:51:36,130 --> 01:51:36,440
now.

3388
01:51:36,480 --> 01:51:37,570
If I want to decide who to play

3389
01:51:37,570 --> 01:51:37,940
with.

3390
01:51:38,100 --> 01:51:38,320
Right.

3391
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:39,260
So I might look at Tom.

3392
01:51:39,260 --> 01:51:39,800
Look at Tom.

3393
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:40,840
Okay.

3394
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:42,360
And that's actually his picture.

3395
01:51:42,360 --> 01:51:45,190
This is a very wizened looking

3396
01:51:45,190 --> 01:51:47,500
28 year old there.

3397
01:51:48,100 --> 01:51:48,460
Tom.

3398
01:51:49,140 --> 01:51:50,820
As we do know, it is not Tom.

3399
01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:52,380
It is George Lucas.

3400
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:54,550
His hobbies and interests are

3401
01:51:54,550 --> 01:51:55,880
listed as well.

3402
01:51:55,980 --> 01:51:58,900
Art, baseball, and fishing.

3403
01:51:59,540 --> 01:52:00,460
This is what Tom looks like, at

3404
01:52:00,460 --> 01:52:02,080
least how he chooses to look.

3405
01:52:02,180 --> 01:52:02,980
His skill level in the

3406
01:52:02,980 --> 01:52:03,860
different games.

3407
01:52:04,160 --> 01:52:04,900
Exactly correct.

3408
01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:05,240
That's great.

3409
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:07,140
Well, games are changing, aren't

3410
01:52:07,140 --> 01:52:08,160
they, Stuart?

3411
01:52:08,180 --> 01:52:08,680
They sure are.

3412
01:52:08,780 --> 01:52:09,460
Thank you very much.

3413
01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:10,540
That's our look at computer

3414
01:52:10,540 --> 01:52:10,940
games.

3415
01:52:11,060 --> 01:52:12,230
Stay tuned now for this week's

3416
01:52:12,230 --> 01:52:13,000
computer news.

3417
01:52:13,480 --> 01:52:14,080
Lovely stuff.

3418
01:52:14,220 --> 01:52:14,980
Who's going to do it?

3419
01:52:15,060 --> 01:52:15,720
Janelle Stelson?

3420
01:52:15,900 --> 01:52:16,660
Janelle Patterson?

3421
01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:18,320
Or Stu himself?

3422
01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:19,750
Sometimes Stu liked to take

3423
01:52:19,750 --> 01:52:21,390
those reins and really drive

3424
01:52:21,390 --> 01:52:22,740
the fucking news.

3425
01:52:22,740 --> 01:52:25,090
Random access news piece

3426
01:52:25,090 --> 01:52:26,240
himself.

3427
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:27,140
On random access.

3428
01:52:27,520 --> 01:52:27,840
Yes.

3429
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:31,140
Random access.

3430
01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:36,220
Ha!

3431
01:52:39,580 --> 01:52:41,520
In the random access file.

3432
01:52:41,620 --> 01:52:42,740
Maria Gabriel.

3433
01:52:45,740 --> 01:52:47,480
This week, a special baseball

3434
01:52:47,480 --> 01:52:49,020
edition with reviews of the

3435
01:52:49,020 --> 01:52:50,430
newest and best baseball

3436
01:52:50,430 --> 01:52:51,900
simulation software.

3437
01:52:51,900 --> 01:52:53,470
If you're really serious about

3438
01:52:53,470 --> 01:52:55,280
baseball, Miller Associates has

3439
01:52:55,280 --> 01:52:56,850
a whole family of programs that

3440
01:52:56,850 --> 01:52:58,160
let you do everything from

3441
01:52:58,160 --> 01:52:59,490
manage your own team to

3442
01:52:59,490 --> 01:53:00,830
actually draft players from a

3443
01:53:00,830 --> 01:53:02,840
real database of minor leaguers.

3444
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:04,180
There are no graphics in this

3445
01:53:04,180 --> 01:53:05,440
game, but the results are

3446
01:53:05,440 --> 01:53:06,710
realistic and the game does

3447
01:53:06,710 --> 01:53:07,540
come...

3448
01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:08,860
Maldonado's head.

3449
01:53:08,940 --> 01:53:10,360
...with audio play-by-play.

3450
01:53:10,600 --> 01:53:11,510
If you like swinging the bat

3451
01:53:11,510 --> 01:53:12,950
yourself, Electronic Arts has

3452
01:53:12,950 --> 01:53:14,240
come out with an even...

3453
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:15,300
Thank you very much there.

3454
01:53:15,300 --> 01:53:17,220
Escape from Palace, Kenry.

3455
01:53:17,340 --> 01:53:18,120
Thank you very much.

3456
01:53:18,620 --> 01:53:19,180
And...

3457
01:53:19,180 --> 01:53:20,080
Better version of...

3458
01:53:20,080 --> 01:53:21,160
Baseball 2.

3459
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,380
On the PC.

3460
01:53:23,580 --> 01:53:24,700
Earl Weaver Baseball.

3461
01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:25,940
Oh, we've just seen it.

3462
01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:27,260
Earl Weaver, there was probably

3463
01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:28,520
a backhander going on here.

3464
01:53:29,580 --> 01:53:30,400
There's been a lot of coverage

3465
01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:32,580
for Earl Weaver on this edition.

3466
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:33,830
We don't need to see it in

3467
01:53:33,830 --> 01:53:34,800
random access.

3468
01:53:34,980 --> 01:53:37,230
We've had a fully-fledged, in-depth

3469
01:53:37,230 --> 01:53:39,340
analysis of the game itself.

3470
01:53:40,120 --> 01:53:41,090
This newest edition includes a

3471
01:53:41,090 --> 01:53:42,840
feature called the Director,

3472
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:44,390
which actually follows the

3473
01:53:44,390 --> 01:53:46,220
field action and automatically

3474
01:53:46,220 --> 01:53:47,820
changes shots TV style.

3475
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:50,080
A new entry is Tony La Russa's

3476
01:53:50,080 --> 01:53:52,060
Ultimate Baseball from SSI.

3477
01:53:52,120 --> 01:53:53,260
Oh, God, more of this.

3478
01:53:53,380 --> 01:53:54,410
Here, you can manage a real

3479
01:53:54,410 --> 01:53:55,940
team through the entire season.

3480
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,350
You can also buy expansion

3481
01:53:57,350 --> 01:53:59,080
discs, which let you play in...

3482
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:01,900
Tony La Russa's Ultimate Baseball

3483
01:54:01,900 --> 01:54:04,400
Classic Stadium's Disc, Great

3484
01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:07,260
Teams Disc, NL Stadium's Disc,

3485
01:54:07,260 --> 01:54:09,840
AL, and Fantasy Manager Disc.

3486
01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:11,170
The Ultimate Expansion Packs

3487
01:54:11,170 --> 01:54:12,160
available as well.

3488
01:54:12,160 --> 01:54:13,780
Classic Ballparks manage famous

3489
01:54:13,780 --> 01:54:14,960
teams of the...

3490
01:54:14,960 --> 01:54:17,280
A bit of a dark and chilling

3491
01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:20,020
picture on the front of the box

3492
01:54:20,020 --> 01:54:20,860
there.

3493
01:54:21,020 --> 01:54:23,180
Whose decision was it to place

3494
01:54:23,180 --> 01:54:25,150
this over the right side of his

3495
01:54:25,150 --> 01:54:25,820
face?

3496
01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:29,190
...or draft Hall of Famers to

3497
01:54:29,190 --> 01:54:31,280
improve your team.

3498
01:54:31,920 --> 01:54:32,760
Accolade has just come out with

3499
01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:34,410
Hardball 3, the latest version

3500
01:54:34,410 --> 01:54:35,830
of its best-selling baseball

3501
01:54:35,830 --> 01:54:36,320
game.

3502
01:54:36,320 --> 01:54:37,240
It's just fucking baseball.

3503
01:54:37,400 --> 01:54:38,490
It's a baseball edition of

3504
01:54:38,490 --> 01:54:39,440
Random Access.

3505
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:41,230
Plus the ability to import

3506
01:54:41,230 --> 01:54:42,950
teams from other baseball games

3507
01:54:42,950 --> 01:54:44,310
like Earl Weaver or Tony La

3508
01:54:44,310 --> 01:54:44,960
Russa.

3509
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:46,480
For the Macintosh, there is

3510
01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:47,840
Micro League Baseball, the

3511
01:54:47,840 --> 01:54:49,120
Manager's Challenge.

3512
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:50,810
This is really more a manager's

3513
01:54:50,810 --> 01:54:52,570
game like APBA Baseball, where

3514
01:54:52,570 --> 01:54:54,250
you're in charge of strategy,

3515
01:54:54,250 --> 01:54:55,400
not actual play.

3516
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:57,060
And if you're a Los Angeles Dodgers

3517
01:54:57,060 --> 01:54:58,350
fan, there is a quick play

3518
01:54:58,350 --> 01:54:59,790
option that gets the whole game

3519
01:54:59,790 --> 01:55:01,180
over with in one minute.

3520
01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:02,780
So you can get back in your car.

3521
01:55:03,340 --> 01:55:04,730
They were probably shit back

3522
01:55:04,730 --> 01:55:05,220
then.

3523
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:06,620
LA Dodgers.

3524
01:55:08,300 --> 01:55:10,040
You can get back in your car.

3525
01:55:12,740 --> 01:55:12,960
Finally, a brief look at the

3526
01:55:12,960 --> 01:55:15,280
overall software titles for the

3527
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:16,480
past week.

3528
01:55:16,720 --> 01:55:17,910
As has been the trend lately,

3529
01:55:17,910 --> 01:55:19,570
operating systems and utilities

3530
01:55:19,570 --> 01:55:21,080
dominate with Pro...

3531
01:55:21,080 --> 01:55:23,290
WinFax Pro for Windows, WinSpeed,

3532
01:55:23,290 --> 01:55:25,340
ProCom Plus, After Dark, always

3533
01:55:25,340 --> 01:55:26,480
in the charts.

3534
01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:27,680
Always in the charts.

3535
01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:28,860
Never not in the charts.

3536
01:55:29,480 --> 01:55:30,680
ProCom Plus and WordPerfect,

3537
01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:32,160
the only real mainstream

3538
01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:34,060
applications in the top ten.

3539
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:35,210
That's it for this week's

3540
01:55:35,210 --> 01:55:36,420
Computer Chronicles.

3541
01:55:36,620 --> 01:55:37,760
I'm Maria Gabriel.

3542
01:55:38,880 --> 01:55:39,830
Bit of a fucking fluff on the

3543
01:55:39,830 --> 01:55:41,480
name there, is it?

3544
01:55:41,520 --> 01:55:42,360
That's it for this week's...

3545
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:42,880
Gabriel.

3546
01:55:43,160 --> 01:55:44,420
Gabriel, just say Gabriel.

3547
01:55:44,820 --> 01:55:45,300
There was a...

3548
01:55:45,300 --> 01:55:46,360
Computer Chronicles.

3549
01:55:46,540 --> 01:55:47,680
I'm Maria Gabriel.

3550
01:55:48,680 --> 01:55:50,700
Bit of a delayed reel there on

3551
01:55:50,700 --> 01:55:52,420
that final syllable.

3552
01:55:52,980 --> 01:55:54,070
Computer Chronicles has been

3553
01:55:54,070 --> 01:55:55,890
made possible in part by Cardinal

3554
01:55:55,890 --> 01:55:58,080
Technologies, makers of the PC10

3555
01:55:58,080 --> 01:55:59,440
personal computer, IBM

3556
01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:00,780
compatibility, and a small

3557
01:56:00,780 --> 01:56:02,360
footprint integrated unit.

3558
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:04,360
I like that shot there.

3559
01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:07,370
You've got the satin cloth and

3560
01:56:07,370 --> 01:56:10,420
then man with computer box and

3561
01:56:10,420 --> 01:56:11,700
monitor.

3562
01:56:12,220 --> 01:56:13,350
What's he doing behind that

3563
01:56:13,350 --> 01:56:13,960
cloth?

3564
01:56:14,080 --> 01:56:15,360
Look at the way it's...

3565
01:56:15,360 --> 01:56:16,300
Kind of...

3566
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:18,090
It doesn't fall flat onto the

3567
01:56:18,090 --> 01:56:19,960
crushed velvet or whatever it

3568
01:56:19,960 --> 01:56:20,360
is.

3569
01:56:20,760 --> 01:56:22,040
And we already get a shot of it.

3570
01:56:22,620 --> 01:56:23,480
So we've already had a shot at

3571
01:56:23,480 --> 01:56:25,000
the whole fucking package.

3572
01:56:25,240 --> 01:56:26,280
The whole ball game is there.

3573
01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:27,280
By Cardinal Technologies.

3574
01:56:27,660 --> 01:56:28,960
Why do we need to see the man

3575
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:30,940
placing it down after that?

3576
01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:31,780
Personal computer.

3577
01:56:32,220 --> 01:56:33,180
IBM compatibility.

3578
01:56:33,540 --> 01:56:34,730
In a small footprint integrated

3579
01:56:34,730 --> 01:56:35,160
unit.

3580
01:56:35,540 --> 01:56:35,820
Cardinal Techn...

3581
01:56:35,820 --> 01:56:36,120
It works.

3582
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:38,440
It's cumbersomely placed on the

3583
01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:39,860
crushed velvet.

3584
01:56:39,860 --> 01:56:40,160
Personal computer.

3585
01:56:40,160 --> 01:56:41,480
IBM compatibility.

3586
01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:43,890
In a small footprint integrated

3587
01:56:43,890 --> 01:56:44,540
unit.

3588
01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:45,760
Cardinal Technologies.

3589
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:46,920
Computers designed and

3590
01:56:46,920 --> 01:56:48,300
manufactured in the USA.

3591
01:56:49,060 --> 01:56:50,070
And by PC Connection and Mac

3592
01:56:50,070 --> 01:56:51,160
Connection.

3593
01:56:51,660 --> 01:56:52,520
Maybe it is Stu.

3594
01:56:52,640 --> 01:56:53,780
Maybe Stu did the shot.

3595
01:56:53,780 --> 01:56:54,160
IBM compatibility.

3596
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:56,380
That's Stu's hands there.

3597
01:56:57,940 --> 01:56:58,500
And Stu's had to wear many

3598
01:56:58,500 --> 01:57:00,180
different hats.

3599
01:57:01,140 --> 01:57:01,600
Producer.

3600
01:57:03,100 --> 01:57:03,560
Presenter.

3601
01:57:04,680 --> 01:57:05,060
Writer.

3602
01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:07,200
Executive fucking editor or

3603
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:08,180
whatever.

3604
01:57:08,180 --> 01:57:10,000
And now he's the man who places

3605
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:11,900
the box onto the crushed velvet

3606
01:57:11,900 --> 01:57:13,320
cloth in the studio.

3607
01:57:14,160 --> 01:57:15,680
Small footprint integrated unit.

3608
01:57:16,040 --> 01:57:16,900
Cardinal Technologies.

3609
01:57:17,060 --> 01:57:18,050
Computers designed and

3610
01:57:18,050 --> 01:57:19,420
manufactured in the USA.

3611
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:20,660
Maybe not crushed velvet.

3612
01:57:20,800 --> 01:57:21,480
Maybe velour.

3613
01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:22,860
And by PC Connection and Mac

3614
01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:23,680
Connection.

3615
01:57:24,040 --> 01:57:24,840
Mail order software.

3616
01:57:25,240 --> 01:57:26,310
And hardware peripherals for

3617
01:57:26,310 --> 01:57:27,720
the PC and the Macintosh.

3618
01:57:28,100 --> 01:57:29,240
And the Software Publishers

3619
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:30,160
Association.

3620
01:57:30,640 --> 01:57:31,750
Providers of educational

3621
01:57:31,750 --> 01:57:32,800
materials to help manage

3622
01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:33,400
software.

3623
01:57:33,900 --> 01:57:35,180
Don't copy that floppy.

3624
01:57:36,740 --> 01:57:37,360
Videocassette copies of this

3625
01:57:37,360 --> 01:57:39,380
program are available.

3626
01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:40,650
Computer Chronicles also

3627
01:57:40,650 --> 01:57:41,780
publishes a companion

3628
01:57:41,780 --> 01:57:43,310
newsletter containing details

3629
01:57:43,310 --> 01:57:44,660
on products demonstrated,

3630
01:57:44,660 --> 01:57:46,310
plus background information on

3631
01:57:46,310 --> 01:57:47,320
program topics.

3632
01:57:47,320 --> 01:57:48,670
To order a videocassette or a

3633
01:57:48,670 --> 01:57:50,420
subscription to the newsletter,

3634
01:57:50,420 --> 01:57:54,310
call 1-800-366-9484 or write

3635
01:57:54,310 --> 01:57:56,120
computer chronicles.

3636
01:57:56,620 --> 01:57:57,890
Please specify program subject

3637
01:57:57,890 --> 01:57:58,620
for tapes.

3638
01:57:59,120 --> 01:58:00,090
All orders include a free

3639
01:58:00,090 --> 01:58:01,910
software program for auditing

3640
01:58:01,910 --> 01:58:02,960
software use.

3641
01:58:02,960 --> 01:58:03,590
To order a videocassette or a

3642
01:58:03,590 --> 01:58:04,260
free software program.

3643
01:58:04,260 --> 01:58:05,260
To order a videocassette or a

3644
01:58:05,260 --> 01:58:06,260
free software program.

3645
01:58:06,260 --> 01:58:06,740
To order a videocassette or a

3646
01:58:06,740 --> 01:58:07,260
free software program.

3647
01:58:07,260 --> 01:58:07,740
To order a videocassette or a

3648
01:58:07,740 --> 01:58:08,260
free software program.

3649
01:58:08,260 --> 01:58:08,740
To order a videocassette or a

3650
01:58:08,740 --> 01:58:09,260
free software program.

3651
01:58:09,260 --> 01:58:09,740
To order a videocassette or a

3652
01:58:09,740 --> 01:58:10,260
free software program.

3653
01:58:10,260 --> 01:58:10,740
To order a videocassette or a

3654
01:58:10,740 --> 01:58:11,260
free software program.

3655
01:58:11,260 --> 01:58:11,740
To order a videocassette or a

3656
01:58:11,740 --> 01:58:12,260
free software program.

3657
01:58:12,260 --> 01:58:12,740
To order a videocassette or a

3658
01:58:12,740 --> 01:58:13,260
free software program.

3659
01:58:13,260 --> 01:58:13,740
To order a videocassette or a

3660
01:58:13,740 --> 01:58:14,260
free software program.

3661
01:58:14,260 --> 01:58:14,740
To order a videocassette or a

3662
01:58:14,740 --> 01:58:15,260
free software program.

3663
01:58:15,260 --> 01:58:15,740
To order a videocassette or a

3664
01:58:15,740 --> 01:58:16,260
free software program.

3665
01:58:16,260 --> 01:58:16,740
To order a videocassette or a

3666
01:58:16,740 --> 01:58:17,260
free software program.

3667
01:58:17,260 --> 01:58:17,740
To order a videocassette or a

3668
01:58:17,740 --> 01:58:18,260
free software program.

3669
01:58:18,260 --> 01:58:29,860
To order a videocassette or a

3670
01:58:29,860 --> 01:58:40,560
free software program.

3671
01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:43,560
Beautiful stuff.

3672
01:58:43,560 --> 01:58:46,560
Absolutely fantastic.

3673
01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:50,360
And some suggestions here.

3674
01:58:50,360 --> 01:58:52,860
More computer chronicles.

3675
01:58:52,860 --> 01:58:54,860
Epstein in a pimp suit.

3676
01:58:54,860 --> 01:58:57,150
A video with 2.6 million views

3677
01:58:57,150 --> 01:58:57,860
titled.

3678
01:58:57,860 --> 01:59:01,860
Epstein follow the money.

3679
01:59:01,860 --> 01:59:03,220
And we won't be watching any of

3680
01:59:03,220 --> 01:59:03,860
this shit.

3681
01:59:03,860 --> 01:59:06,090
Because we already have our

3682
01:59:06,090 --> 01:59:07,860
selection med.

3683
01:59:07,860 --> 01:59:13,270
Oh just need to chalk this one

3684
01:59:13,270 --> 01:59:14,860
down.

3685
01:59:14,860 --> 01:59:18,160
We need to click our watched.

3686
01:59:18,160 --> 01:59:19,160
Check box.

3687
01:59:19,160 --> 01:59:20,160
Check box.

3688
01:59:20,160 --> 01:59:23,160
Lovely little edition.

3689
01:59:23,160 --> 01:59:25,160
Viper chronicles.

3690
01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:27,160
Watched.

3691
01:59:27,160 --> 01:59:31,160
Beautiful stuff.

3692
01:59:31,160 --> 01:59:32,730
And then I noticed there as

3693
01:59:32,730 --> 01:59:33,160
well.

3694
01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:35,160
He's referenced.

3695
01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:37,460
We know there as a reference.

3696
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:37,460
We know there as a reference.

3697
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:37,460
We know there as a reference.

3698
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:38,460
The Kranz tracker.

3699
01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:41,460
There's a feedback box.

3700
01:59:41,460 --> 01:59:43,460
Which I've never clicked.

3701
01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:44,760
Which I've never clicked.

3702
01:59:44,760 --> 01:59:47,760
You can just give him feedback.

3703
01:59:47,760 --> 01:59:49,420
Your message is not sent to

3704
01:59:49,420 --> 01:59:50,760
Francis Higgins.

3705
01:59:50,760 --> 01:59:51,760
Or any of his relatives.

3706
01:59:51,760 --> 01:59:53,760
I never knew this.

3707
01:59:53,760 --> 01:59:55,760
A fucking existed.

3708
01:59:55,760 --> 01:59:56,060
Existed.

3709
01:59:56,060 --> 01:59:57,060
Thank you.

3710
01:59:57,060 --> 01:59:57,860
We have.

3711
01:59:57,860 --> 01:59:59,460
Also a github.

3712
01:59:59,460 --> 02:00:01,440
So you can see how he made the

3713
02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:02,760
fucking thing.

3714
02:00:02,760 --> 02:00:06,560
I might even just look at this.

3715
02:00:06,560 --> 02:00:08,100
Because I would like to learn

3716
02:00:08,100 --> 02:00:09,260
how to make a website.

3717
02:00:09,260 --> 02:00:10,760
So maybe if I.

3718
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:12,060
Got this.

3719
02:00:12,060 --> 02:00:12,460
Meat.

3720
02:00:13,260 --> 02:00:15,260
I'd see how the whole nuts and

3721
02:00:15,260 --> 02:00:16,220
bolts.

3722
02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:19,260
Of this website.

3723
02:00:19,260 --> 02:00:20,760
Are working together.

3724
02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:21,560
To create.

3725
02:00:21,560 --> 02:00:23,260
The Viper Chronicles.

3726
02:00:23,260 --> 02:00:24,320
Well done.

3727
02:00:24,320 --> 02:00:25,460
Thank you very much there.

3728
02:00:25,460 --> 02:00:26,680
Anonymous for the tip.

3729
02:00:26,820 --> 02:00:27,940
And Stephen O'Carroll.

3730
02:00:29,260 --> 02:00:30,370
Any words of wisdom or advice

3731
02:00:30,370 --> 02:00:31,220
for me.

3732
02:00:31,320 --> 02:00:32,880
My barber messed up my haircut.

3733
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:33,800
Look.

3734
02:00:33,880 --> 02:00:35,580
The haircut is always a.

3735
02:00:36,740 --> 02:00:38,520
It can be a tricky situation.

3736
02:00:38,860 --> 02:00:39,160
Okay.

3737
02:00:39,560 --> 02:00:40,310
You might need to give it a

3738
02:00:40,310 --> 02:00:40,740
week.

3739
02:00:40,960 --> 02:00:42,080
Before you go out in public.

3740
02:00:43,400 --> 02:00:44,580
You need to give it a week.

3741
02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:45,540
To deal with the.

3742
02:00:45,560 --> 02:00:46,240
The trauma.

3743
02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:47,500
Of what's gone on there.

3744
02:00:47,500 --> 02:00:49,800
But I wish you all the best.

3745
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:50,620
And I just.

3746
02:00:51,600 --> 02:00:52,800
Hope against hope.

3747
02:00:53,740 --> 02:00:54,380
That you still have the

3748
02:00:54,380 --> 02:00:56,520
enthusiasm for life in you.

3749
02:00:56,600 --> 02:00:57,420
It will come back.

3750
02:00:58,160 --> 02:00:58,960
It will come back.

3751
02:01:00,960 --> 02:01:01,860
And here we have.

3752
02:01:01,940 --> 02:01:03,300
Netcafé 1999.

3753
02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:05,480
Performing arts on the web.

3754
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:06,280
It could be shit.

3755
02:01:07,360 --> 02:01:08,900
The internet has a reputation.

3756
02:01:09,340 --> 02:01:10,360
As an escape.

3757
02:01:11,140 --> 02:01:11,840
An escape.

3758
02:01:12,460 --> 02:01:13,520
From real life.

3759
02:01:14,240 --> 02:01:14,520
Okay.

3760
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:15,480
On the contrary.

3761
02:01:16,060 --> 02:01:16,360
It's a.

3762
02:01:16,580 --> 02:01:17,480
It's hugely popular.

3763
02:01:17,480 --> 02:01:18,380
Popular among people.

3764
02:01:18,380 --> 02:01:19,320
Who have interests.

3765
02:01:19,980 --> 02:01:20,460
Well.

3766
02:01:20,780 --> 02:01:21,840
Beyond their lives.

3767
02:01:21,840 --> 02:01:22,320
Online.

3768
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:23,360
An example of this.

3769
02:01:23,660 --> 02:01:24,400
Would be the various.

3770
02:01:24,520 --> 02:01:25,300
Performing arts.

3771
02:01:25,820 --> 02:01:26,140
Writers.

3772
02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:26,760
Critics.

3773
02:01:26,900 --> 02:01:27,260
Actors.

3774
02:01:27,380 --> 02:01:27,920
Musicians.

3775
02:01:28,020 --> 02:01:28,600
And fans.

3776
02:01:28,660 --> 02:01:29,440
Of performance.

3777
02:01:30,180 --> 02:01:30,960
Have created.

3778
02:01:31,080 --> 02:01:31,840
A wide variety.

3779
02:01:31,840 --> 02:01:32,520
Of guests.

3780
02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:33,720
A wide variety.

3781
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:34,620
Of great sites.

3782
02:01:34,900 --> 02:01:35,460
I beg your pardon.

3783
02:01:35,600 --> 02:01:35,980
Geared.

3784
02:01:36,380 --> 02:01:36,860
Towards.

3785
02:01:37,220 --> 02:01:38,180
Sharing their love.

3786
02:01:38,300 --> 02:01:38,940
Of the arts.

3787
02:01:39,460 --> 02:01:39,860
Let's go.

3788
02:01:39,920 --> 02:01:40,600
Hopefully the audio.

3789
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:41,020
Is not.

3790
02:01:41,720 --> 02:01:42,060
Cack.

3791
02:01:44,480 --> 02:01:45,580
It's very quiet.

3792
02:01:46,180 --> 02:01:47,180
Needs to be cranked up.

3793
02:01:47,220 --> 02:01:47,900
A few notches.

3794
02:01:48,500 --> 02:01:49,840
How is it sounding there.

3795
02:01:49,940 --> 02:01:50,760
I'll crank it up.

3796
02:01:50,800 --> 02:01:51,520
A few decibels.

3797
02:01:51,720 --> 02:01:52,450
And then you'll need to let me

3798
02:01:52,450 --> 02:01:52,760
know.

3799
02:01:52,840 --> 02:01:53,400
How it sounds.

3800
02:01:54,000 --> 02:01:54,840
Advanced audio.

3801
02:01:55,180 --> 02:01:55,580
Property.

3802
02:01:56,500 --> 02:01:57,100
El get.

3803
02:01:57,100 --> 02:01:57,900
So there.

3804
02:01:58,180 --> 02:01:58,420
Yeah.

3805
02:01:58,520 --> 02:01:59,280
That's that.

3806
02:01:59,440 --> 02:01:59,840
Then we.

3807
02:01:59,920 --> 02:02:00,060
What.

3808
02:02:00,140 --> 02:02:01,480
We pump that up.

3809
02:02:01,580 --> 02:02:02,160
To about what.

3810
02:02:02,260 --> 02:02:03,440
Seven or eight dB.

3811
02:02:05,600 --> 02:02:06,620
It's not too bad.

3812
02:02:06,660 --> 02:02:07,760
It just needs turning up.

3813
02:02:08,060 --> 02:02:08,500
I think.

3814
02:02:09,820 --> 02:02:10,240
Five.

3815
02:02:10,960 --> 02:02:11,320
Six.

3816
02:02:12,540 --> 02:02:12,940
Seven.

3817
02:02:13,940 --> 02:02:14,340
Eight.

3818
02:02:14,440 --> 02:02:15,360
We'll leave it at eight there.

3819
02:02:15,460 --> 02:02:16,040
And then done.

3820
02:02:19,100 --> 02:02:20,360
And this is a great title.

3821
02:02:22,360 --> 02:02:23,560
Maybe another decibel.

3822
02:02:23,560 --> 02:02:28,080
We'll fucking give it ten.

3823
02:02:35,080 --> 02:02:35,860
There we have.

3824
02:02:35,860 --> 02:02:37,440
The Golden Gate Bridge.

3825
02:02:42,200 --> 02:02:42,720
Haruken.

3826
02:02:43,560 --> 02:02:44,080
Haruken.

3827
02:02:44,900 --> 02:02:45,420
Cybersmith.

3828
02:02:46,020 --> 02:02:46,560
Look at this.

3829
02:02:46,920 --> 02:02:47,400
Shafae's.

3830
02:02:47,620 --> 02:02:48,280
Netcafe.

3831
02:02:48,500 --> 02:02:49,580
There was no doubt about who

3832
02:02:49,580 --> 02:02:50,460
was behind this.

3833
02:02:50,500 --> 02:02:51,000
Who was the.

3834
02:02:51,300 --> 02:02:52,780
The shadowy figure.

3835
02:02:52,940 --> 02:02:53,540
Pulling the straight.

3836
02:02:53,580 --> 02:02:54,540
Who's the marionette.

3837
02:02:54,620 --> 02:02:55,980
The operator of the puppets.

3838
02:02:56,040 --> 02:02:56,880
The puppet master.

3839
02:02:57,700 --> 02:02:58,640
Virtual doctor.

3840
02:02:59,000 --> 02:02:59,900
Cyber privacy.

3841
02:03:03,700 --> 02:03:04,640
And then you've got.

3842
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:05,080
Obviously.

3843
02:03:05,320 --> 02:03:06,420
The Macintosh.

3844
02:03:07,260 --> 02:03:08,200
Media player.

3845
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:08,900
Or window.

3846
02:03:09,600 --> 02:03:10,180
You have the.

3847
02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:10,920
The trolley.

3848
02:03:11,000 --> 02:03:11,860
The carousel.

3849
02:03:11,960 --> 02:03:12,960
Of San Francisco.

3850
02:03:13,160 --> 02:03:13,840
Tourists.

3851
02:03:16,700 --> 02:03:17,200
Cybersmith.

3852
02:03:17,840 --> 02:03:18,980
Compete with the best.

3853
02:03:20,840 --> 02:03:21,940
That lady there.

3854
02:03:22,000 --> 02:03:22,160
Look.

3855
02:03:22,160 --> 02:03:25,160
The angle on her head.

3856
02:03:26,660 --> 02:03:27,060
The angle on her head.

3857
02:03:27,060 --> 02:03:28,690
Really engaging with the

3858
02:03:28,690 --> 02:03:29,700
monitor again.

3859
02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:31,220
Ensconced in mahogany.

3860
02:03:31,320 --> 02:03:32,830
And look at the size of those

3861
02:03:32,830 --> 02:03:33,620
speakers.

3862
02:03:34,260 --> 02:03:34,780
Huge.

3863
02:03:35,780 --> 02:03:37,040
Like fucking pillars.

3864
02:03:40,760 --> 02:03:41,760
Online jobs.

3865
02:03:41,760 --> 02:03:42,180
Online jobs.

3866
02:03:42,180 --> 02:03:44,700
Cyber Hollywood.

3867
02:03:44,700 --> 02:03:48,620
Cool homepages.

3868
02:03:48,780 --> 02:03:49,320
E-commerce.

3869
02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:50,620
Web science.

3870
02:03:51,300 --> 02:03:52,620
Voyeurism online.

3871
02:03:53,680 --> 02:03:55,310
Strange inclusion there on the

3872
02:03:55,310 --> 02:03:56,800
list of stuff.

3873
02:03:57,260 --> 02:03:58,340
Virtual.

3874
02:03:59,220 --> 02:04:00,040
Zoo.

3875
02:04:00,460 --> 02:04:01,260
Cyber chat.

3876
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:02,600
Safe kids.

3877
02:04:03,600 --> 02:04:05,420
Online shopping.

3878
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:07,500
Sex online.

3879
02:04:08,300 --> 02:04:09,660
Immediately after we've seen.

3880
02:04:09,860 --> 02:04:10,680
Safe kids.

3881
02:04:11,680 --> 02:04:12,860
Cyber news.

3882
02:04:13,240 --> 02:04:14,200
Web radio.

3883
02:04:15,700 --> 02:04:16,920
Money on the web.

3884
02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:19,040
Card slot.

3885
02:04:19,260 --> 02:04:21,000
Fucking PC with a card swipe

3886
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:21,900
slot box.

3887
02:04:22,260 --> 02:04:23,240
On the side.

3888
02:04:24,820 --> 02:04:25,500
Internet.

3889
02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:27,420
This week at the Net Cafe.

3890
02:04:27,600 --> 02:04:29,080
The performing arts on the web.

3891
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:30,880
How does that sound?

3892
02:04:31,460 --> 02:04:32,080
Will you.

3893
02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:32,460
Will you.

3894
02:04:32,460 --> 02:04:32,760
Will you.

3895
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:33,780
Will you persevere that?

3896
02:04:34,460 --> 02:04:35,900
Will you tolerate that sound?

3897
02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:40,620
This week at the Net Cafe.

3898
02:04:40,800 --> 02:04:42,280
The performing arts on the web.

3899
02:04:42,640 --> 02:04:43,660
Meet Diana Sunshine.

3900
02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:44,700
Her website for the.

3901
02:04:45,200 --> 02:04:45,840
It's grand.

3902
02:04:46,140 --> 02:04:46,860
It's a bit quiet.

3903
02:04:47,020 --> 02:04:47,280
Okay.

3904
02:04:47,320 --> 02:04:48,360
It sounds very digital.

3905
02:04:49,300 --> 02:04:49,860
Is it.

3906
02:04:49,980 --> 02:04:51,120
Is it fucking shit?

3907
02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:51,460
Is it.

3908
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:52,660
Shall I bother with this?

3909
02:04:52,980 --> 02:04:53,240
Should we.

3910
02:04:53,360 --> 02:04:53,680
Should we.

3911
02:04:53,820 --> 02:04:54,440
Should we leave it?

3912
02:04:55,040 --> 02:04:55,960
Sounds like a robot.

3913
02:04:59,240 --> 02:05:00,080
Very tinny.

3914
02:05:00,300 --> 02:05:00,460
Okay.

3915
02:05:00,480 --> 02:05:01,300
Let's have a look there.

3916
02:05:01,340 --> 02:05:02,320
And see if we can do something

3917
02:05:02,320 --> 02:05:02,900
else with it.

3918
02:05:03,580 --> 02:05:04,580
What about this?

3919
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:09,680
Fuck.

3920
02:05:10,460 --> 02:05:11,420
Sorry about that.

3921
02:05:15,140 --> 02:05:16,600
How about that Puccini?

3922
02:05:16,600 --> 02:05:24,140
Loud but good.

3923
02:05:24,680 --> 02:05:25,480
It's better yeah.

3924
02:05:26,000 --> 02:05:26,500
Good stuff.

3925
02:05:26,580 --> 02:05:27,420
Thank you very much.

3926
02:05:37,520 --> 02:05:38,400
Lovely stuff.

3927
02:05:38,500 --> 02:05:38,880
We've got a.

3928
02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:41,060
Squeeze box in the house.

3929
02:05:42,620 --> 02:05:44,520
Look the way he's gesticulating.

3930
02:05:44,760 --> 02:05:45,900
With that squeeze box.

3931
02:05:46,420 --> 02:05:47,960
Squeeze box known as Tom.

3932
02:05:50,080 --> 02:05:50,910
This is the drama exchange

3933
02:05:50,910 --> 02:05:52,280
website.

3934
02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:53,760
One way to get your unpublished

3935
02:05:53,760 --> 02:05:54,220
play.

3936
02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:55,000
A bomb at it.

3937
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:56,820
Tom Torilia loves to play the

3938
02:05:56,820 --> 02:05:57,760
accordion.

3939
02:05:57,900 --> 02:05:59,150
And he has created the ultimate

3940
02:05:59,150 --> 02:05:59,720
website.

3941
02:06:00,060 --> 02:06:00,560
For recording.

3942
02:06:00,840 --> 02:06:01,940
A Tommy box.

3943
02:06:02,300 --> 02:06:04,220
If you're into computer.

3944
02:06:04,460 --> 02:06:04,920
Art forms.

3945
02:06:05,100 --> 02:06:05,540
Robots.

3946
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:06,600
People interacting.

3947
02:06:06,980 --> 02:06:08,060
Check out this performance

3948
02:06:08,060 --> 02:06:08,720
website.

3949
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:10,220
EIU.org.

3950
02:06:10,620 --> 02:06:11,820
And meet Lisa Garth.

3951
02:06:12,020 --> 02:06:13,120
She loves the rock band.

3952
02:06:13,220 --> 02:06:13,940
Counting crows.

3953
02:06:14,320 --> 02:06:15,400
She's created a website to

3954
02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:16,120
prove it.

3955
02:06:16,240 --> 02:06:17,340
The performing arts.

3956
02:06:17,340 --> 02:06:17,360
The performing arts.

3957
02:06:17,360 --> 02:06:18,340
The way I'm coming up.

3958
02:06:18,400 --> 02:06:18,860
Come still.

3959
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:20,300
Performing arts.

3960
02:06:20,440 --> 02:06:21,590
And they're double dipping with

3961
02:06:21,590 --> 02:06:22,420
this fella here.

3962
02:06:23,100 --> 02:06:24,300
They've dispensed with the

3963
02:06:24,300 --> 02:06:25,980
black and white CCTV.

3964
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:27,600
And they've just gone for

3965
02:06:27,600 --> 02:06:29,940
another fella up in the rafters.

3966
02:06:30,040 --> 02:06:31,000
Filming the lads.

3967
02:06:31,480 --> 02:06:32,610
And it fits in well with that

3968
02:06:32,610 --> 02:06:34,430
voyeuristic vibe that they're

3969
02:06:34,430 --> 02:06:35,830
teeing up in the opening

3970
02:06:35,830 --> 02:06:36,640
credits.

3971
02:06:37,700 --> 02:06:38,760
Thank you very much there.

3972
02:06:38,760 --> 02:06:40,280
Mr. McIntosh.

3973
02:06:40,860 --> 02:06:42,860
For the tip there.

3974
02:06:42,920 --> 02:06:44,450
Have you seen the 94 film Blank

3975
02:06:44,450 --> 02:06:44,920
Check?

3976
02:06:45,420 --> 02:06:46,060
And the related case

3977
02:06:46,060 --> 02:06:46,860
controversy?

3978
02:06:47,040 --> 02:06:47,480
I haven't.

3979
02:06:47,540 --> 02:06:48,910
But I'll definitely have a few

3980
02:06:48,910 --> 02:06:50,300
little recommendations I'm

3981
02:06:50,300 --> 02:06:51,610
going to have to look back at

3982
02:06:51,610 --> 02:06:52,760
after the stream.

3983
02:06:52,820 --> 02:06:54,080
This will be the last little

3984
02:06:54,080 --> 02:06:55,820
piece of media for this evening.

3985
02:06:56,680 --> 02:06:58,140
I'll definitely look back at

3986
02:06:58,140 --> 02:06:59,600
some of your suggestions and

3987
02:06:59,600 --> 02:07:01,050
try and get to grips with them

3988
02:07:01,050 --> 02:07:02,100
at a later date.

3989
02:07:02,100 --> 02:07:02,900
Net Cafe.

3990
02:07:03,900 --> 02:07:04,980
Net Cafe.

3991
02:07:05,500 --> 02:07:08,420
Made possible in part by BigStar.com.

3992
02:07:08,840 --> 02:07:10,050
With thousands of videos and

3993
02:07:10,050 --> 02:07:11,740
DVDs for the whole family.

3994
02:07:16,800 --> 02:07:18,680
Additional support by TechWeb.

3995
02:07:18,880 --> 02:07:20,250
For up to the minute technology

3996
02:07:20,250 --> 02:07:20,700
news.

3997
02:07:22,140 --> 02:07:23,700
And by TVA.

3998
02:07:24,080 --> 02:07:25,200
Television Associates.

3999
02:07:25,720 --> 02:07:26,400
Pritching the worlds of

4000
02:07:26,400 --> 02:07:27,620
computers and video.

4001
02:07:28,040 --> 02:07:29,370
With DVD authoring and MPEG

4002
02:07:29,370 --> 02:07:30,880
encoding services.

4003
02:07:32,820 --> 02:07:34,580
Hi and welcome to the Net Cafe.

4004
02:07:34,800 --> 02:07:38,080
Club Eye.

4005
02:07:39,220 --> 02:07:40,480
The fuck is Club Eye?

4006
02:07:40,480 --> 02:07:43,010
We're here at Club Eye in San

4007
02:07:43,010 --> 02:07:44,360
Francisco.

4008
02:07:44,580 --> 02:07:46,040
This week we're talking about

4009
02:07:46,040 --> 02:07:47,540
performing arts online.

4010
02:07:47,940 --> 02:07:48,670
We're going to start with the

4011
02:07:48,670 --> 02:07:49,480
world of opera.

4012
02:07:49,700 --> 02:07:50,650
But don't throw away if you're

4013
02:07:50,650 --> 02:07:51,520
not an opera fan.

4014
02:07:51,640 --> 02:07:53,030
You may learn something about

4015
02:07:53,030 --> 02:07:54,560
how to promote your favorite

4016
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:56,200
cultural activity on the web.

4017
02:07:56,580 --> 02:07:57,560
Andrew is with a marketing

4018
02:07:57,560 --> 02:07:59,050
expert who's doing this very

4019
02:07:59,050 --> 02:07:59,540
well.

4020
02:08:00,500 --> 02:08:01,740
We're the classic agnostic guys.

4021
02:08:01,740 --> 02:08:03,100
Well look at Andrew's hair.

4022
02:08:03,680 --> 02:08:04,980
Thank you very much there Paddy

4023
02:08:04,980 --> 02:08:05,580
the Daddy.

4024
02:08:05,800 --> 02:08:06,600
Very very kind of you for the

4025
02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:07,120
tip there.

4026
02:08:07,180 --> 02:08:07,960
Good to see you back Francis.

4027
02:08:08,100 --> 02:08:09,150
Hope Connor is over the

4028
02:08:09,150 --> 02:08:10,260
Japanese jet lag.

4029
02:08:10,560 --> 02:08:11,480
Haven't heard from him.

4030
02:08:12,140 --> 02:08:12,990
But I think he's back in the

4031
02:08:12,990 --> 02:08:13,720
country.

4032
02:08:13,820 --> 02:08:14,800
That's all I have heard.

4033
02:08:15,520 --> 02:08:16,740
Thank you very much for the tip.

4034
02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:17,900
And Andrew here.

4035
02:08:18,400 --> 02:08:21,100
Really rocking a swish swash

4036
02:08:21,100 --> 02:08:23,060
buckling barnet.

4037
02:08:23,680 --> 02:08:24,800
And it's a great little link

4038
02:08:24,800 --> 02:08:25,380
back.

4039
02:08:25,740 --> 02:08:27,060
I love these little transitions

4040
02:08:27,060 --> 02:08:27,700
as well.

4041
02:08:28,320 --> 02:08:28,640
Wow.

4042
02:08:29,180 --> 02:08:29,580
Boom.

4043
02:08:31,580 --> 02:08:32,960
And that's a great little shout

4044
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:33,980
from the director.

4045
02:08:33,980 --> 02:08:35,900
To tell Andrew.

4046
02:08:36,900 --> 02:08:38,000
To look over your shoulder

4047
02:08:38,000 --> 02:08:38,820
there.

4048
02:08:39,300 --> 02:08:40,580
When you start the link.

4049
02:08:41,580 --> 02:08:42,560
Different times.

4050
02:08:42,640 --> 02:08:44,750
There's no way that was a real

4051
02:08:44,750 --> 02:08:46,640
time switcheroonie.

4052
02:08:50,640 --> 02:09:00,700
When you think about opera.

4053
02:09:00,860 --> 02:09:01,540
You think in what?

4054
02:09:01,700 --> 02:09:02,300
Puccini.

4055
02:09:03,300 --> 02:09:03,740
Germans.

4056
02:09:04,260 --> 02:09:05,380
But you don't tend to think

4057
02:09:05,380 --> 02:09:07,480
about the Netcafe community.

4058
02:09:07,480 --> 02:09:08,660
It's hard to imagine two going

4059
02:09:08,660 --> 02:09:09,260
together.

4060
02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:10,850
I've never really been to the

4061
02:09:10,850 --> 02:09:11,420
opera.

4062
02:09:11,620 --> 02:09:12,450
I've never really been to the

4063
02:09:12,450 --> 02:09:13,080
whole thing.

4064
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:13,990
You guys have a very

4065
02:09:13,990 --> 02:09:15,240
complicated society.

4066
02:09:15,680 --> 02:09:16,680
It's very quiet.

4067
02:09:16,880 --> 02:09:17,800
It says Jim Jam.

4068
02:09:18,140 --> 02:09:19,060
Is it very quiet?

4069
02:09:19,640 --> 02:09:20,060
Is the.

4070
02:09:22,400 --> 02:09:23,050
People are saying turn it up

4071
02:09:23,050 --> 02:09:23,860
now.

4072
02:09:24,820 --> 02:09:25,060
Okay.

4073
02:09:25,100 --> 02:09:25,960
I'll crank it up.

4074
02:09:27,280 --> 02:09:28,080
Very quiet.

4075
02:09:28,340 --> 02:09:28,980
Think of opera.

4076
02:09:29,400 --> 02:09:29,880
And the internet.

4077
02:09:30,120 --> 02:09:31,030
It's sort of hard to imagine

4078
02:09:31,030 --> 02:09:32,140
the two going together.

4079
02:09:33,160 --> 02:09:34,060
That's as loud.

4080
02:09:34,200 --> 02:09:35,580
That's as loud as it can go.

4081
02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:37,360
I think the audio is scuffed.

4082
02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:47,500
It's fucking muffled.

4083
02:09:51,460 --> 02:09:52,700
Diana Sunshine.

4084
02:09:57,040 --> 02:09:59,460
Good morning sunshine.

4085
02:09:59,460 --> 02:09:59,900
Sorry.

4086
02:10:10,640 --> 02:10:11,940
Before we go on.

4087
02:10:12,000 --> 02:10:13,130
I just need to iron out the

4088
02:10:13,130 --> 02:10:14,680
audio fucking creases here.

4089
02:10:14,760 --> 02:10:16,110
Pineapple says stick your left

4090
02:10:16,110 --> 02:10:16,740
earphone on.

4091
02:10:16,820 --> 02:10:17,160
It's grand.

4092
02:10:17,700 --> 02:10:18,580
Does that mean.

4093
02:10:19,160 --> 02:10:20,160
That there is nothing coming

4094
02:10:20,160 --> 02:10:21,500
through on the right.

4095
02:10:21,760 --> 02:10:22,380
It's just.

4096
02:10:22,800 --> 02:10:23,400
On the left.

4097
02:10:23,460 --> 02:10:23,860
Is that it?

4098
02:10:26,200 --> 02:10:26,640
Fucking.

4099
02:10:26,800 --> 02:10:27,900
Is it still set to mono?

4100
02:10:28,060 --> 02:10:28,700
It's not Jamie.

4101
02:10:28,700 --> 02:10:29,240
It's not.

4102
02:10:29,240 --> 02:10:30,240
Look.

4103
02:10:33,240 --> 02:10:34,520
This is for the real G's.

4104
02:10:35,080 --> 02:10:35,580
I'm not going to.

4105
02:10:35,600 --> 02:10:36,840
I'm not going to fucking stick

4106
02:10:36,840 --> 02:10:38,040
around doing this for 10

4107
02:10:38,040 --> 02:10:38,780
minutes now.

4108
02:10:39,280 --> 02:10:39,980
There's people here.

4109
02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:41,120
I'm.

4110
02:10:41,120 --> 02:10:42,100
I'm persevering it.

4111
02:10:42,300 --> 02:10:42,560
I'm.

4112
02:10:42,680 --> 02:10:43,320
I can hear it.

4113
02:10:43,640 --> 02:10:44,260
It's fine.

4114
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:44,840
For me.

4115
02:10:46,220 --> 02:10:47,840
And that's all that matters.

4116
02:10:57,840 --> 02:10:59,080
Try to imagine.

4117
02:10:59,080 --> 02:10:59,400
Yeah.

4118
02:10:59,400 --> 02:11:00,280
It is 1999.

4119
02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:01,990
And this is the audio fidelity

4120
02:11:01,990 --> 02:11:03,280
you've been dealt.

4121
02:11:03,620 --> 02:11:04,700
We're watching the show on the

4122
02:11:04,700 --> 02:11:05,360
internet.

4123
02:11:06,120 --> 02:11:07,880
They wanted us to make it feel

4124
02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:10,180
like it was on the internet

4125
02:11:10,180 --> 02:11:13,100
with this computer screen

4126
02:11:13,100 --> 02:11:13,460
player.

4127
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:14,720
Quick time player aesthetic.

4128
02:11:14,720 --> 02:11:17,500
And that's what we've got.

4129
02:11:17,500 --> 02:11:19,220
And that's why we're here.

4130
02:11:19,220 --> 02:11:20,830
And the internet does the same

4131
02:11:20,830 --> 02:11:21,380
thing.

4132
02:11:21,560 --> 02:11:23,110
And so it's a natural that we

4133
02:11:23,110 --> 02:11:25,000
would want to have our product

4134
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:26,840
out on the whole wide web.

4135
02:11:27,840 --> 02:11:30,020
Don Giovanni.

4136
02:11:30,020 --> 02:11:32,080
Don Giovanni.

4137
02:11:32,080 --> 02:11:57,120
Don Giovanni.

4138
02:11:57,320 --> 02:11:59,160
see what operas we're doing,

4139
02:11:59,160 --> 02:12:01,050
maybe learn a story or so. It

4140
02:12:01,050 --> 02:12:02,540
also goes for our experts,

4141
02:12:02,540 --> 02:12:04,090
because then they can come in

4142
02:12:04,090 --> 02:12:05,680
and read articles, listen to

4143
02:12:05,680 --> 02:12:07,080
music, and get to know the

4144
02:12:07,080 --> 02:12:08,060
opera more.

4145
02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:09,950
And it's been very successful,

4146
02:12:09,950 --> 02:12:11,770
because as soon as we built it,

4147
02:12:11,770 --> 02:12:13,580
as soon as we put our ticketing

4148
02:12:13,580 --> 02:12:14,360
function on there,

4149
02:12:14,380 --> 02:12:15,580
we realized that people were

4150
02:12:15,580 --> 02:12:16,790
not just coming to look at the

4151
02:12:16,790 --> 02:12:18,100
opera, they're also coming to

4152
02:12:18,100 --> 02:12:18,880
buy tickets.

4153
02:12:19,040 --> 02:12:20,320
And I think in the last year,

4154
02:12:20,320 --> 02:12:21,990
we sold about $1.5 million

4155
02:12:21,990 --> 02:12:23,250
worth of tickets on the

4156
02:12:23,250 --> 02:12:23,840
Internet.

4157
02:12:23,840 --> 02:12:25,360
And my joke is that if we were

4158
02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:27,130
an Internet company, we would

4159
02:12:27,130 --> 02:12:29,270
have a multiple Disney, and we'd

4160
02:12:29,270 --> 02:12:31,880
be publicly traded on the NASDAQ.

4161
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:32,860
So you're saying even in the

4162
02:12:32,860 --> 02:12:33,900
opera world, there's a lot of

4163
02:12:33,900 --> 02:12:34,960
people in the Internet.

4164
02:12:34,960 --> 02:12:37,480
No, no, we are an opera company.

4165
02:12:37,660 --> 02:12:39,120
Okay, let's stick with the sort

4166
02:12:39,120 --> 02:12:40,660
of doobie, say, someone like

4167
02:12:40,660 --> 02:12:41,280
myself.

4168
02:12:42,220 --> 02:12:43,070
Opera, you hear the music, but

4169
02:12:43,070 --> 02:12:44,490
it's hard to see the visuals

4170
02:12:44,490 --> 02:12:46,000
unless you actually go.

4171
02:12:46,380 --> 02:12:47,210
I think your site has done a

4172
02:12:47,210 --> 02:12:48,380
good job of bringing that

4173
02:12:48,380 --> 02:12:50,080
visual element in there as well.

4174
02:12:50,440 --> 02:12:51,250
Tell me sort of some of the

4175
02:12:51,250 --> 02:12:52,530
areas that you can bring that

4176
02:12:52,530 --> 02:12:52,920
out.

4177
02:12:52,920 --> 02:12:54,420
Part of it is obviously just

4178
02:12:54,420 --> 02:12:56,130
getting beautiful pictures of

4179
02:12:56,130 --> 02:12:57,180
opera on stage.

4180
02:12:57,180 --> 02:13:00,180
Oh, beautiful Helga Dernesch.

4181
02:13:00,180 --> 02:13:01,180
We are doing...

4182
02:13:01,180 --> 02:13:03,280
Beautiful René Collo.

4183
02:13:04,060 --> 02:13:05,560
And Eva Marton.

4184
02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:07,190
On every page, we have more

4185
02:13:07,190 --> 02:13:08,340
than one visual.

4186
02:13:08,720 --> 02:13:09,180
We also...

4187
02:13:09,180 --> 02:13:15,100
Death Rheingold.

4188
02:13:15,100 --> 02:13:16,650
...bring the music, as you were

4189
02:13:16,650 --> 02:13:18,080
saying, so there's live clips.

4190
02:13:18,620 --> 02:13:19,990
And the other thing that we do

4191
02:13:19,990 --> 02:13:21,490
is that we have interviews from

4192
02:13:21,490 --> 02:13:22,830
our artistic staff talking

4193
02:13:22,830 --> 02:13:24,280
about different things in the

4194
02:13:24,280 --> 02:13:24,960
opera.

4195
02:13:24,960 --> 02:13:26,470
How are you costumes, how you

4196
02:13:26,470 --> 02:13:28,130
would do stage management, how

4197
02:13:28,130 --> 02:13:29,140
you call a show.

4198
02:13:29,140 --> 02:13:31,050
And so that's someone who's a

4199
02:13:31,050 --> 02:13:33,070
real newcomer understand how

4200
02:13:33,070 --> 02:13:34,940
many people it takes to make

4201
02:13:34,940 --> 02:13:36,580
opera on stage and make it

4202
02:13:36,580 --> 02:13:38,660
accessible to everybody.

4203
02:13:38,880 --> 02:13:39,960
The other thing that we added

4204
02:13:39,960 --> 02:13:41,100
that was actually kind of

4205
02:13:41,100 --> 02:13:42,560
interesting this year was that

4206
02:13:42,560 --> 02:13:43,890
virtual view from your seat to

4207
02:13:43,890 --> 02:13:44,880
what the stage is.

4208
02:13:44,880 --> 02:13:46,420
I want to sit here, please.

4209
02:13:48,420 --> 02:13:49,980
When does the show start?

4210
02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:54,420
Get off the fucking stage!

4211
02:13:57,560 --> 02:13:58,880
Get off the fucking st...

4212
02:13:58,880 --> 02:14:00,320
Get off the fucking stage!

4213
02:14:00,960 --> 02:14:01,700
Can you hear me?

4214
02:14:02,020 --> 02:14:03,320
Can you hear me down the back?

4215
02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:05,930
So that when you are buying

4216
02:14:05,930 --> 02:14:07,570
your tickets, you can actually

4217
02:14:07,570 --> 02:14:09,070
see where you'd be sitting and

4218
02:14:09,070 --> 02:14:10,590
then decide if it's a good deal

4219
02:14:10,590 --> 02:14:11,220
or not.

4220
02:14:11,220 --> 02:14:13,260
So you're using some sort of 3D

4221
02:14:13,260 --> 02:14:15,170
technology to show people the

4222
02:14:15,170 --> 02:14:17,070
actual concert hall and where

4223
02:14:17,070 --> 02:14:18,160
they can sit.

4224
02:14:18,220 --> 02:14:18,580
Wow.

4225
02:14:18,640 --> 02:14:19,560
So you're trusting with things

4226
02:14:19,560 --> 02:14:20,320
like that on there.

4227
02:14:20,460 --> 02:14:22,020
Well, yeah, a three-dimensional

4228
02:14:22,020 --> 02:14:22,820
kind of view.

4229
02:14:25,700 --> 02:14:28,380
San Francisco Opera's virtual

4230
02:14:28,380 --> 02:14:29,240
views.

4231
02:14:29,240 --> 02:14:29,240
San Francisco Opera's virtual

4232
02:14:29,240 --> 02:14:29,240
views.

4233
02:14:31,240 --> 02:14:32,000
To see these virtual views, you

4234
02:14:32,000 --> 02:14:34,930
will need QuickTime 3.0 or

4235
02:14:34,930 --> 02:14:35,960
greater.

4236
02:14:36,120 --> 02:14:37,350
You can get QuickTime by

4237
02:14:37,350 --> 02:14:38,440
clicking here.

4238
02:14:40,380 --> 02:14:43,460
Party guest costume from La Travieta.

4239
02:14:44,080 --> 02:14:45,390
War Memorial Opera House

4240
02:14:45,390 --> 02:14:46,360
seating.

4241
02:14:47,740 --> 02:14:49,340
A beautiful dress.

4242
02:14:49,440 --> 02:14:50,560
That Higgins isn't single.

4243
02:14:50,560 --> 02:14:53,000
I am a beautiful opera lady.

4244
02:14:53,420 --> 02:14:55,420
I have no arms.

4245
02:14:56,280 --> 02:14:58,570
Boys in Berlin, thank you for

4246
02:14:58,570 --> 02:14:59,740
the tip.

4247
02:15:02,020 --> 02:15:02,640
Well, Francis.

4248
02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:04,440
Hope you're keeping well.

4249
02:15:04,540 --> 02:15:05,720
Good to see you back streaming.

4250
02:15:05,860 --> 02:15:07,260
Give a shout out to Dave and

4251
02:15:07,260 --> 02:15:09,220
the lads in Berlin on a mad one.

4252
02:15:09,640 --> 02:15:10,740
All the best there, lads in

4253
02:15:10,740 --> 02:15:11,440
Berlin.

4254
02:15:12,280 --> 02:15:13,480
Look after each other.

4255
02:15:14,200 --> 02:15:14,600
Okay.

4256
02:15:15,340 --> 02:15:17,020
Make sure you don't fucking go

4257
02:15:17,020 --> 02:15:18,260
too hard on it.

4258
02:15:19,120 --> 02:15:20,940
And just remember.

4259
02:15:22,300 --> 02:15:23,220
Always, always make sure you've

4260
02:15:23,220 --> 02:15:25,250
got arms when you're wearing a

4261
02:15:25,250 --> 02:15:27,620
beautiful opera lady's dress.

4262
02:15:28,440 --> 02:15:28,840
Continue.

4263
02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:30,070
I see a costume from all

4264
02:15:30,070 --> 02:15:30,960
dimensions.

4265
02:15:31,500 --> 02:15:32,630
And that actually is something

4266
02:15:32,630 --> 02:15:33,900
that we did as a test.

4267
02:15:34,100 --> 02:15:35,100
And it's worked very well.

4268
02:15:35,240 --> 02:15:36,380
And we're going to kind of pull

4269
02:15:36,380 --> 02:15:37,260
it out a lot more.

4270
02:15:37,320 --> 02:15:39,600
Like that 3D, three-dimensional

4271
02:15:39,600 --> 02:15:40,660
drag around.

4272
02:15:40,800 --> 02:15:42,090
You can drag and drop the dress

4273
02:15:42,090 --> 02:15:42,640
around.

4274
02:15:43,360 --> 02:15:44,400
Okay, real quick here.

4275
02:15:44,420 --> 02:15:46,040
You guys have a show coming up.

4276
02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:46,820
The Ring.

4277
02:15:46,980 --> 02:15:47,520
The Ring.

4278
02:15:48,280 --> 02:15:49,240
And you guys have developed a

4279
02:15:49,240 --> 02:15:51,020
whole comprehensive site.

4280
02:15:52,180 --> 02:15:52,900
Wagner's Ring.

4281
02:15:53,640 --> 02:15:54,040
Exactly.

4282
02:15:54,540 --> 02:15:55,590
Well, The Ring, this name of

4283
02:15:55,590 --> 02:15:57,160
Lincoln, is a huge opera.

4284
02:15:57,280 --> 02:15:58,580
They call it like the Star Wars

4285
02:15:58,580 --> 02:15:59,200
of opera.

4286
02:15:59,400 --> 02:16:00,260
It's four operas.

4287
02:16:00,500 --> 02:16:01,610
Overall, it takes about a week

4288
02:16:01,610 --> 02:16:02,840
to view the whole thing.

4289
02:16:02,940 --> 02:16:04,240
And it's 18 hours worth of

4290
02:16:04,240 --> 02:16:04,680
opera.

4291
02:16:04,880 --> 02:16:06,240
So for some neophytes, you can

4292
02:16:06,240 --> 02:16:07,620
call it the March Madness of

4293
02:16:07,620 --> 02:16:08,120
opera.

4294
02:16:08,300 --> 02:16:09,230
For other ones, it's the Star

4295
02:16:09,230 --> 02:16:09,880
Wars of opera.

4296
02:16:10,380 --> 02:16:12,630
And it's a very international

4297
02:16:12,630 --> 02:16:13,300
flop.

4298
02:16:13,960 --> 02:16:14,610
People will come from all over

4299
02:16:14,610 --> 02:16:15,220
the world.

4300
02:16:15,760 --> 02:16:17,000
Lord of the Rings.

4301
02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:19,510
Apparently, it goes on for a

4302
02:16:19,510 --> 02:16:20,700
long time.

4303
02:16:21,300 --> 02:16:22,340
I don't know.

4304
02:16:22,760 --> 02:16:25,000
I don't have any interest in it.

4305
02:16:25,060 --> 02:16:26,150
We have to be on the internet

4306
02:16:26,150 --> 02:16:26,680
for this.

4307
02:16:26,800 --> 02:16:28,000
Because people can then book

4308
02:16:28,000 --> 02:16:29,420
their travel reservations.

4309
02:16:29,640 --> 02:16:30,460
They can buy their tickets.

4310
02:16:30,580 --> 02:16:31,470
They can learn more about the

4311
02:16:31,470 --> 02:16:31,820
opera.

4312
02:16:31,920 --> 02:16:32,660
And they can get out to San

4313
02:16:32,660 --> 02:16:33,160
Francisco.

4314
02:16:33,920 --> 02:16:35,890
And so we had DSW, which is Dolman,

4315
02:16:35,890 --> 02:16:37,140
Smith, and White.

4316
02:16:37,140 --> 02:16:37,500
Great.

4317
02:16:37,580 --> 02:16:38,000
Here we go.

4318
02:16:38,080 --> 02:16:39,340
As the Rhinemaidens.

4319
02:16:41,540 --> 02:16:42,020
Woglind.

4320
02:16:42,620 --> 02:16:43,180
Wellgunnd.

4321
02:16:44,300 --> 02:16:45,680
Sorry, we'll try and get that.

4322
02:16:46,060 --> 02:16:48,020
This is my karaoke bouncing

4323
02:16:48,020 --> 02:16:48,760
ball.

4324
02:16:48,760 --> 02:16:51,020
As the Rhinemaidens.

4325
02:16:51,020 --> 02:16:51,700
Woglind.

4326
02:16:52,240 --> 02:16:53,760
Wellgunnd and Flosshild.

4327
02:16:53,920 --> 02:16:54,320
Frolic.

4328
02:16:54,540 --> 02:16:55,980
In the waters of the Rhine.

4329
02:16:56,780 --> 02:16:57,180
Audio.

4330
02:16:58,060 --> 02:16:59,880
An ugly nibelung.

4331
02:17:00,320 --> 02:17:01,340
I just need to.

4332
02:17:02,700 --> 02:17:04,440
What the fuck is a nibelung?

4333
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:08,060
An ugly nibelung.

4334
02:17:08,340 --> 02:17:08,860
Albrecht.

4335
02:17:09,400 --> 02:17:11,200
Climbs up to a rocky ledge.

4336
02:17:11,560 --> 02:17:12,220
To watch them.

4337
02:17:12,700 --> 02:17:14,560
And to lure them into his grasp.

4338
02:17:15,300 --> 02:17:16,900
The sirens elude.

4339
02:17:17,000 --> 02:17:17,880
And mock him.

4340
02:17:17,880 --> 02:17:20,580
And he curses in fury.

4341
02:17:21,520 --> 02:17:22,830
When mysterious light begins to

4342
02:17:22,830 --> 02:17:25,060
radiate through the waters.

4343
02:17:25,640 --> 02:17:27,180
The sisters explain.

4344
02:17:27,500 --> 02:17:28,860
That it emanates from the gold

4345
02:17:28,860 --> 02:17:30,040
in their charge.

4346
02:17:31,000 --> 02:17:32,820
When forged into a ring.

4347
02:17:33,180 --> 02:17:34,690
The gold promises world

4348
02:17:34,690 --> 02:17:35,940
domination.

4349
02:17:37,420 --> 02:17:38,620
Since the magic to forge the

4350
02:17:38,620 --> 02:17:39,380
ring.

4351
02:17:39,740 --> 02:17:41,450
Can only be obtained by one who

4352
02:17:41,450 --> 02:17:42,840
renounces love.

4353
02:17:43,600 --> 02:17:45,620
The Rhinemaidens do not fear.

4354
02:17:45,620 --> 02:17:48,160
That the lusty dwarf will steal

4355
02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:48,700
it.

4356
02:17:50,140 --> 02:17:51,480
Forswearing love.

4357
02:17:52,040 --> 02:17:53,800
Albrecht tears into the gold

4358
02:17:53,800 --> 02:17:54,600
loose.

4359
02:17:55,420 --> 02:17:57,120
And scrambles away.

4360
02:17:58,000 --> 02:17:59,360
Leaving the nymphs.

4361
02:17:59,680 --> 02:18:01,040
To lament their loss.

4362
02:18:02,500 --> 02:18:05,080
Fucking dirty dirty lusty dwarf.

4363
02:18:07,380 --> 02:18:08,940
Create a whole new site for us.

4364
02:18:09,340 --> 02:18:10,420
Just about the ring.

4365
02:18:10,900 --> 02:18:11,640
And I think.

4366
02:18:11,820 --> 02:18:13,020
It's all about the ring with

4367
02:18:13,020 --> 02:18:13,780
these guys.

4368
02:18:13,780 --> 02:18:14,360
It's all about the ring.

4369
02:18:14,360 --> 02:18:17,840
Mail the enclosed order form.

4370
02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:19,360
To San Francisco Opera.

4371
02:18:19,740 --> 02:18:20,740
Ring Cycle.

4372
02:18:21,240 --> 02:18:22,040
301.

4373
02:18:22,380 --> 02:18:23,660
Van Nex Avenue.

4374
02:18:24,260 --> 02:18:24,980
San Fran.

4375
02:18:25,260 --> 02:18:25,600
Cal.

4376
02:18:26,020 --> 02:18:26,700
Or fax it.

4377
02:18:27,480 --> 02:18:28,220
To 625.

4378
02:18:28,900 --> 02:18:29,980
1729.

4379
02:18:30,220 --> 02:18:30,360
Okay.

4380
02:18:30,520 --> 02:18:31,560
That's 626.

4381
02:18:32,560 --> 02:18:33,000
1729.

4382
02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:35,060
If you fax your order.

4383
02:18:35,580 --> 02:18:37,070
Please do not also mail your

4384
02:18:37,070 --> 02:18:37,800
order.

4385
02:18:38,400 --> 02:18:38,760
Okay.

4386
02:18:39,380 --> 02:18:40,040
We don't want to be double

4387
02:18:40,040 --> 02:18:40,700
dipping.

4388
02:18:41,140 --> 02:18:42,920
15% of our revenue model.

4389
02:18:43,280 --> 02:18:44,020
That as soon as we made that

4390
02:18:44,020 --> 02:18:45,240
site available for people to

4391
02:18:45,240 --> 02:18:45,980
buy tickets.

4392
02:18:46,340 --> 02:18:46,920
That first day I think our

4393
02:18:46,920 --> 02:18:48,140
first ticket was from Stockholm

4394
02:18:48,140 --> 02:18:49,240
or something like that.

4395
02:18:49,480 --> 02:18:50,080
Stockholm.

4396
02:18:50,840 --> 02:18:51,980
You're fucking serious.

4397
02:18:52,320 --> 02:18:53,440
Is she seriously referring to

4398
02:18:53,440 --> 02:18:54,760
Stockholm or Stockholm?

4399
02:18:55,180 --> 02:18:56,280
Please tell me she did.

4400
02:18:56,280 --> 02:18:57,580
That site available for people

4401
02:18:57,580 --> 02:18:58,340
to buy tickets.

4402
02:18:58,680 --> 02:18:59,410
That first day I think our

4403
02:18:59,410 --> 02:19:00,360
first ticket was from Stockholm

4404
02:19:00,360 --> 02:19:01,220
or something like that.

4405
02:19:01,220 --> 02:19:03,060
Beautiful stuff.

4406
02:19:06,480 --> 02:19:07,480
Kiki Stockholm.

4407
02:19:09,480 --> 02:19:16,020
That's just reiterate there.

4408
02:19:16,080 --> 02:19:16,740
Dara Darmaday.

4409
02:19:16,740 --> 02:19:18,040
Thank you very very much there.

4410
02:19:18,640 --> 02:19:19,500
Can you create us a jam with

4411
02:19:19,500 --> 02:19:20,740
Netcafé samples?

4412
02:19:22,140 --> 02:19:22,980
Well I can.

4413
02:19:23,060 --> 02:19:24,120
But will I do that?

4414
02:19:24,240 --> 02:19:25,190
And will I do it now during

4415
02:19:25,190 --> 02:19:25,600
this?

4416
02:19:25,780 --> 02:19:26,520
I don't think we're.

4417
02:19:26,720 --> 02:19:28,620
It's a tall tall order.

4418
02:19:28,800 --> 02:19:29,780
I don't think we will Dara.

4419
02:19:29,860 --> 02:19:30,830
But thank you very much for

4420
02:19:30,830 --> 02:19:31,280
your tip.

4421
02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:33,580
Just to hammer home there.

4422
02:19:34,180 --> 02:19:35,020
Stock hammer home.

4423
02:19:36,040 --> 02:19:37,100
That Swedish people don't even

4424
02:19:37,100 --> 02:19:39,560
refer to Stockholm as Stockholm.

4425
02:19:40,040 --> 02:19:41,040
I think I'm right in saying

4426
02:19:41,040 --> 02:19:41,580
that.

4427
02:19:42,580 --> 02:19:43,610
That site available for people

4428
02:19:43,610 --> 02:19:44,820
to buy tickets.

4429
02:19:45,200 --> 02:19:45,850
That first day I think our

4430
02:19:45,850 --> 02:19:47,170
first ticket was from Stockholm

4431
02:19:47,170 --> 02:19:48,320
or something like that.

4432
02:19:48,480 --> 02:19:49,370
Well I may make the ring my

4433
02:19:49,370 --> 02:19:50,540
first visit to the opera.

4434
02:19:50,540 --> 02:19:52,840
It's not a really good first

4435
02:19:52,840 --> 02:19:53,680
opera.

4436
02:19:54,320 --> 02:19:56,140
But you can if you want to.

4437
02:19:56,200 --> 02:19:57,160
I'd recommend Lava Lava.

4438
02:19:57,160 --> 02:19:58,160
It's not a good.

4439
02:19:58,400 --> 02:20:00,220
So did she just poo poo the

4440
02:20:00,220 --> 02:20:01,480
entire ring?

4441
02:20:02,280 --> 02:20:04,540
It's a really good first opera.

4442
02:20:04,720 --> 02:20:05,640
I may make the ring my first

4443
02:20:05,640 --> 02:20:06,600
visit to the opera.

4444
02:20:06,600 --> 02:20:08,830
It's not a really good first

4445
02:20:08,830 --> 02:20:09,660
opera.

4446
02:20:10,200 --> 02:20:11,920
Bad bad PR work there.

4447
02:20:12,180 --> 02:20:13,040
Never ever.

4448
02:20:13,300 --> 02:20:15,040
First rule is to always hype up

4449
02:20:15,040 --> 02:20:16,780
your fucking product.

4450
02:20:17,700 --> 02:20:18,920
Whether or not it's a first.

4451
02:20:19,140 --> 02:20:19,900
It doesn't matter.

4452
02:20:20,080 --> 02:20:21,740
Get the fucking bums on seats.

4453
02:20:21,940 --> 02:20:23,300
Ponters into the house.

4454
02:20:23,900 --> 02:20:24,300
Tickets.

4455
02:20:24,500 --> 02:20:24,920
Cash.

4456
02:20:26,060 --> 02:20:27,260
And what about this at the

4457
02:20:27,260 --> 02:20:28,280
background here?

4458
02:20:28,320 --> 02:20:30,920
We've got a fucking Blair Witch

4459
02:20:30,920 --> 02:20:33,160
Project style fella in the

4460
02:20:33,160 --> 02:20:35,080
background there.

4461
02:20:35,160 --> 02:20:35,620
Josh.

4462
02:20:35,820 --> 02:20:36,800
Whatever his name was.

4463
02:20:37,260 --> 02:20:38,260
I hope he's okay.

4464
02:20:38,940 --> 02:20:40,000
I hope he's okay.

4465
02:20:40,980 --> 02:20:41,920
He's got the Michael Jackson

4466
02:20:41,920 --> 02:20:43,820
socks and shoes going on.

4467
02:20:44,820 --> 02:20:45,920
And the floor.

4468
02:20:46,320 --> 02:20:48,980
Let's just say the floor is so

4469
02:20:48,980 --> 02:20:51,770
buffed and polished that even

4470
02:20:51,770 --> 02:20:54,150
at this minor resolatory

4471
02:20:54,150 --> 02:20:55,320
resolution,

4472
02:20:55,880 --> 02:20:57,210
we can see the reflection of

4473
02:20:57,210 --> 02:20:59,040
that man's shoes and socks.

4474
02:20:59,680 --> 02:21:00,620
Unbelievable stuff.

4475
02:21:01,980 --> 02:21:02,980
Unbelievable stuff.

4476
02:21:03,140 --> 02:21:03,780
And this is Club.

4477
02:21:04,080 --> 02:21:05,840
Remember, we're not in Cybersmith.

4478
02:21:06,360 --> 02:21:08,580
The titles are lying to you.

4479
02:21:09,060 --> 02:21:10,860
This is Club S or something.

4480
02:21:11,820 --> 02:21:13,040
You can if you want to.

4481
02:21:13,100 --> 02:21:14,120
I'd recommend Lavalamp.

4482
02:21:14,560 --> 02:21:14,800
Really?

4483
02:21:14,940 --> 02:21:15,100
Yeah.

4484
02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:15,500
Okay.

4485
02:21:15,740 --> 02:21:15,940
Great.

4486
02:21:16,080 --> 02:21:16,760
That's too great.

4487
02:21:17,240 --> 02:21:19,220
I recommend what?

4488
02:21:19,320 --> 02:21:19,960
Lavalamp.

4489
02:21:20,620 --> 02:21:22,960
For URLs of today's featured

4490
02:21:22,960 --> 02:21:25,390
websites, just go to the Tech

4491
02:21:25,390 --> 02:21:27,780
Cafe site at cmcv.com.

4492
02:21:29,100 --> 02:21:29,340
One of the great things about

4493
02:21:29,340 --> 02:21:30,970
the internet, of course, is

4494
02:21:30,970 --> 02:21:32,660
virtually anybody can create a

4495
02:21:32,660 --> 02:21:33,220
website

4496
02:21:33,220 --> 02:21:34,670
and build a community around

4497
02:21:34,670 --> 02:21:35,950
any particular cultural

4498
02:21:35,950 --> 02:21:37,500
interest, no matter how weird

4499
02:21:37,500 --> 02:21:38,120
or obscure

4500
02:21:38,120 --> 02:21:38,900
it may be.

4501
02:21:41,160 --> 02:21:46,600
Lovely little save there from

4502
02:21:46,600 --> 02:21:47,740
Stu.

4503
02:21:48,400 --> 02:21:50,670
Because we were just, you know,

4504
02:21:50,670 --> 02:21:53,190
in a bit of a dark space there,

4505
02:21:53,190 --> 02:21:55,960
in a dark cul-de-sac of

4506
02:21:55,960 --> 02:21:56,500
speculation

4507
02:21:56,500 --> 02:21:58,110
about what kind of weird shit

4508
02:21:58,110 --> 02:21:59,520
goes on in the internet.

4509
02:22:00,020 --> 02:22:01,130
And then we have to go into

4510
02:22:01,130 --> 02:22:02,860
fucking Accordion Tom.

4511
02:22:03,440 --> 02:22:04,400
But Stu saved it.

4512
02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:05,820
Or obscure it may be.

4513
02:22:06,200 --> 02:22:06,980
And I don't mean to suggest

4514
02:22:06,980 --> 02:22:08,360
that accordion music is either

4515
02:22:08,360 --> 02:22:09,380
weird or obscure.

4516
02:22:09,840 --> 02:22:10,810
I know some people love it,

4517
02:22:10,810 --> 02:22:11,810
some people don't like the

4518
02:22:11,810 --> 02:22:12,760
sound of the accordion.

4519
02:22:12,860 --> 02:22:13,880
Tom, you're obviously not one

4520
02:22:13,880 --> 02:22:15,290
of those guys who are Mr. Accordion,

4521
02:22:15,290 --> 02:22:15,740
right?

4522
02:22:15,940 --> 02:22:16,200
Yes.

4523
02:22:16,300 --> 02:22:17,800
You're the creator of the Lady

4524
02:22:17,800 --> 02:22:19,660
of Spain.com website, which is

4525
02:22:19,660 --> 02:22:21,220
all about the accordion.

4526
02:22:21,700 --> 02:22:22,580
First of all, let's explain.

4527
02:22:22,880 --> 02:22:24,020
The Lady of Spain.

4528
02:22:24,020 --> 02:22:24,100
The Lady of Spain.

4529
02:22:24,100 --> 02:22:24,700
The Lady of Spain.

4530
02:22:24,700 --> 02:22:25,950
Thank you very much for the tip

4531
02:22:25,950 --> 02:22:26,400
there.

4532
02:22:26,440 --> 02:22:27,400
Get them while you can.

4533
02:22:27,580 --> 02:22:28,440
Hope you're fucking getting.

4534
02:22:28,620 --> 02:22:28,840
Yeah.

4535
02:22:29,140 --> 02:22:30,160
Well, how was the fuck?

4536
02:22:30,500 --> 02:22:31,430
Well, I was speaking to Tom

4537
02:22:31,430 --> 02:22:32,040
earlier.

4538
02:22:32,140 --> 02:22:32,920
He said it's grand.

4539
02:22:33,500 --> 02:22:34,280
But he said he had a sep

4540
02:22:34,280 --> 02:22:35,100
bladder.

4541
02:22:35,860 --> 02:22:36,680
And hopefully that's going to

4542
02:22:36,680 --> 02:22:38,460
be rectified by the next week.

4543
02:22:38,520 --> 02:22:40,620
Find the URL for people who may

4544
02:22:40,620 --> 02:22:41,500
not know.

4545
02:22:41,860 --> 02:22:43,520
The doctor gave him some pills.

4546
02:22:44,180 --> 02:22:45,540
And he said that it's fine now.

4547
02:22:46,540 --> 02:22:48,680
And it's been a while.

4548
02:22:48,780 --> 02:22:48,880
Yeah.

4549
02:22:48,920 --> 02:22:49,980
Thank you very much for the tip.

4550
02:22:51,980 --> 02:22:54,730
My last stream, I think, was

4551
02:22:54,730 --> 02:22:57,260
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of

4552
02:22:57,260 --> 02:22:59,620
Liberty playthrough.

4553
02:23:00,240 --> 02:23:02,120
And I didn't realize, I said

4554
02:23:02,120 --> 02:23:04,670
before, I was so immersed in

4555
02:23:04,670 --> 02:23:06,920
the game that I didn't even

4556
02:23:06,920 --> 02:23:09,320
realize I was streaming for

4557
02:23:09,320 --> 02:23:11,320
vast swathes of it.

4558
02:23:12,320 --> 02:23:13,790
It really was one for the

4559
02:23:13,790 --> 02:23:14,500
hardcore.

4560
02:23:15,040 --> 02:23:17,120
It's for people who don't mind.

4561
02:23:17,120 --> 02:23:18,810
Who want to laugh as well at

4562
02:23:18,810 --> 02:23:20,760
the insane dialogue and story

4563
02:23:20,760 --> 02:23:21,560
twists.

4564
02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:24,060
And there's more of that on the

4565
02:23:24,060 --> 02:23:27,660
28th of August when they reissue

4566
02:23:27,660 --> 02:23:28,400
Metal Gear.

4567
02:23:28,660 --> 02:23:30,480
I'm not sure whether or not I'll

4568
02:23:30,480 --> 02:23:32,290
play the, I'm not going to play

4569
02:23:32,290 --> 02:23:33,990
the Snake Eater on stream

4570
02:23:33,990 --> 02:23:35,400
before Delta comes out.

4571
02:23:35,780 --> 02:23:37,120
I might play it on my own time.

4572
02:23:38,220 --> 02:23:39,770
I just fear going into it blind

4573
02:23:39,770 --> 02:23:41,260
and then getting stuck on a

4574
02:23:41,260 --> 02:23:42,020
boss battle.

4575
02:23:42,540 --> 02:23:43,630
And then people saying, oh my

4576
02:23:43,630 --> 02:23:45,060
god man, you're shit.

4577
02:23:45,240 --> 02:23:45,980
It's so bad.

4578
02:23:46,480 --> 02:23:47,620
The Metal Gear Rex battle from

4579
02:23:47,620 --> 02:23:49,160
Metal Gear when I played that

4580
02:23:49,160 --> 02:23:50,920
on PlayStation Emulator there a

4581
02:23:50,920 --> 02:23:52,020
few months ago.

4582
02:23:52,420 --> 02:23:53,350
It took me so long that I

4583
02:23:53,350 --> 02:23:55,320
started to feel embarrassed.

4584
02:23:56,460 --> 02:23:57,870
But look, it was a long time

4585
02:23:57,870 --> 02:23:58,980
since I played it.

4586
02:23:59,180 --> 02:24:00,410
So you forget how to fucking

4587
02:24:00,410 --> 02:24:02,060
win these battles, you know.

4588
02:24:02,840 --> 02:24:04,860
Tom Terriglia is here now.

4589
02:24:04,980 --> 02:24:06,210
Tupo, thank you very, very much

4590
02:24:06,210 --> 02:24:06,860
for the tip.

4591
02:24:06,940 --> 02:24:08,490
Streaming just as the 48 hour

4592
02:24:08,490 --> 02:24:09,570
film contest begins in

4593
02:24:09,570 --> 02:24:10,500
Philadelphia.

4594
02:24:11,020 --> 02:24:12,800
I'll catch you in the VODs, you

4595
02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:14,260
cheeky papi chulo.

4596
02:24:14,900 --> 02:24:16,160
Dare say I'm glad to see you

4597
02:24:16,160 --> 02:24:16,840
back.

4598
02:24:16,900 --> 02:24:17,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

4599
02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:20,740
Here's Tom, the Squeezebox Terriglia.

4600
02:24:20,740 --> 02:24:41,220
What's going on Stu?

4601
02:24:50,180 --> 02:24:50,980
How lovely.

4602
02:24:51,980 --> 02:24:52,880
I love it.

4603
02:24:52,940 --> 02:24:54,340
And I love these maintaining

4604
02:24:54,340 --> 02:24:55,740
solid eye contact with Stu.

4605
02:24:56,400 --> 02:24:58,100
Imagine how that feels to look

4606
02:24:58,100 --> 02:25:00,930
into Tom Terriglia's eyes like

4607
02:25:00,930 --> 02:25:03,000
that while he's doing this.

4608
02:25:04,420 --> 02:25:05,750
And Kevin Smith of Clerks fame

4609
02:25:05,750 --> 02:25:08,950
just eyeballing from behind a

4610
02:25:08,950 --> 02:25:11,320
monitor in the background.

4611
02:25:19,620 --> 02:25:21,860
That's the part.

4612
02:25:21,860 --> 02:25:22,940
That's it right there.

4613
02:25:23,180 --> 02:25:24,540
Stu knows his squeeze.

4614
02:25:31,020 --> 02:25:33,440
People fucking love that bit.

4615
02:25:43,100 --> 02:25:44,100
Look at him.

4616
02:25:44,100 --> 02:25:44,120
Look at him.

4617
02:25:44,120 --> 02:25:45,940
Look at him vibrating.

4618
02:25:46,340 --> 02:25:49,090
Tom Terriglia has to vibrate

4619
02:25:49,090 --> 02:25:51,530
his own body in order to

4620
02:25:51,530 --> 02:25:55,110
achieve that sonic effect from

4621
02:25:55,110 --> 02:25:56,340
the Squeezyboxie.

4622
02:26:02,340 --> 02:26:04,140
vibrato is right, Jake.

4623
02:26:13,060 --> 02:26:14,860
Pump up the squeeze box.

4624
02:26:15,080 --> 02:26:15,540
Uh-huh.

4625
02:26:17,640 --> 02:26:18,920
He's got a very

4626
02:26:18,920 --> 02:26:20,520
Rick Moranis vibe

4627
02:26:20,520 --> 02:26:21,760
about him.

4628
02:26:30,340 --> 02:26:31,440
Easy, Stu.

4629
02:26:31,440 --> 02:26:33,360
Twisted.

4630
02:26:34,380 --> 02:26:35,020
Twisted.

4631
02:26:35,460 --> 02:26:36,240
Johnny C.

4632
02:26:36,400 --> 02:26:37,040
Loves Bulmers.

4633
02:26:37,120 --> 02:26:37,720
Thank you very much.

4634
02:26:37,820 --> 02:26:38,420
Shout out to Johnny

4635
02:26:38,420 --> 02:26:39,360
drinking pints

4636
02:26:39,360 --> 02:26:40,760
in Limerick tomorrow.

4637
02:26:41,500 --> 02:26:42,300
Not even tonight.

4638
02:26:42,720 --> 02:26:43,460
And look at this.

4639
02:26:44,160 --> 02:26:45,720
Tom needs to fucking

4640
02:26:45,720 --> 02:26:47,280
quench any

4641
02:26:47,280 --> 02:26:48,160
sort of

4642
02:26:48,160 --> 02:26:49,160
disdain

4643
02:26:49,160 --> 02:26:50,900
which might have been

4644
02:26:50,900 --> 02:26:52,020
leveled towards

4645
02:26:52,020 --> 02:26:53,260
the squeeze box.

4646
02:26:59,440 --> 02:27:02,300
What a heartbreaking

4647
02:27:02,300 --> 02:27:03,260
fucking moment

4648
02:27:03,260 --> 02:27:04,640
to have Stu

4649
02:27:04,640 --> 02:27:05,900
say that.

4650
02:27:06,040 --> 02:27:06,360
To even

4651
02:27:06,360 --> 02:27:08,100
to even say that

4652
02:27:08,100 --> 02:27:08,760
some people

4653
02:27:08,760 --> 02:27:09,740
think like that.

4654
02:27:10,240 --> 02:27:11,200
That would break

4655
02:27:11,200 --> 02:27:12,000
my fucking heart

4656
02:27:12,000 --> 02:27:12,740
as Tom

4657
02:27:12,740 --> 02:27:13,500
to Riglio.

4658
02:27:14,640 --> 02:27:15,760
Other people

4659
02:27:15,760 --> 02:27:16,780
like you

4660
02:27:16,780 --> 02:27:17,800
think it's brilliant.

4661
02:27:18,600 --> 02:27:18,860
So

4662
02:27:18,860 --> 02:27:19,780
Stu

4663
02:27:19,780 --> 02:27:20,920
sometimes

4664
02:27:20,920 --> 02:27:22,040
has

4665
02:27:22,040 --> 02:27:23,140
little

4666
02:27:23,140 --> 02:27:23,940
tact.

4667
02:27:23,940 --> 02:27:24,680
even though I

4668
02:27:24,680 --> 02:27:25,200
look at him

4669
02:27:25,200 --> 02:27:25,600
as a

4670
02:27:25,600 --> 02:27:26,920
communication lizard.

4671
02:27:27,660 --> 02:27:28,840
A man who gets

4672
02:27:28,840 --> 02:27:29,640
the job done.

4673
02:27:30,240 --> 02:27:31,860
Body language is insane.

4674
02:27:32,660 --> 02:27:33,300
Orb work.

4675
02:27:33,680 --> 02:27:34,880
He invented orb work.

4676
02:27:35,180 --> 02:27:36,040
He is the orb.

4677
02:27:37,040 --> 02:27:37,480
Uh

4678
02:27:37,480 --> 02:27:38,760
the orb.

4679
02:27:39,000 --> 02:27:39,460
Orbital.

4680
02:27:40,460 --> 02:27:41,340
But he's just

4681
02:27:41,340 --> 02:27:42,700
said that some people

4682
02:27:42,700 --> 02:27:44,680
think it's a fucking

4683
02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:45,680
awful sound.

4684
02:27:46,000 --> 02:27:47,020
Other people like you

4685
02:27:47,020 --> 02:27:48,000
think it's great.

4686
02:27:50,060 --> 02:27:51,400
Now what is it about

4687
02:27:51,400 --> 02:27:52,240
the accordions?

4688
02:27:52,780 --> 02:27:53,620
Glyn says he knows

4689
02:27:53,620 --> 02:27:54,140
what he's doing.

4690
02:27:54,520 --> 02:27:55,480
In this situation

4691
02:27:55,480 --> 02:27:56,300
maybe Stu knows

4692
02:27:56,300 --> 02:27:56,680
what he's doing.

4693
02:27:56,760 --> 02:27:57,820
Maybe he's ruffling

4694
02:27:57,820 --> 02:27:58,520
the feathers.

4695
02:27:59,080 --> 02:28:00,240
Feathers of Triglio

4696
02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:02,000
to get a reaction.

4697
02:28:02,200 --> 02:28:02,700
You know often

4698
02:28:02,700 --> 02:28:04,280
you see presenters

4699
02:28:04,280 --> 02:28:05,060
and fucking

4700
02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:07,240
hawks of broadcasting.

4701
02:28:07,760 --> 02:28:08,520
They know how to

4702
02:28:08,520 --> 02:28:09,180
push buttons.

4703
02:28:09,780 --> 02:28:10,400
And right now

4704
02:28:10,400 --> 02:28:11,780
Tom's got a load of

4705
02:28:11,780 --> 02:28:12,320
buttons on a

4706
02:28:12,320 --> 02:28:13,120
squeeze box.

4707
02:28:13,960 --> 02:28:14,440
And he better be

4708
02:28:14,440 --> 02:28:14,980
careful Stu

4709
02:28:14,980 --> 02:28:15,980
because Tom might

4710
02:28:15,980 --> 02:28:16,580
start doing that

4711
02:28:16,580 --> 02:28:17,800
vibrato move on him

4712
02:28:17,800 --> 02:28:18,060
again.

4713
02:28:18,340 --> 02:28:18,780
And then Stu

4714
02:28:18,780 --> 02:28:19,400
will just fucking

4715
02:28:19,400 --> 02:28:19,800
melt.

4716
02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:20,460
Some people

4717
02:28:20,460 --> 02:28:21,420
think it's almost

4718
02:28:21,420 --> 02:28:22,440
got all this sound.

4719
02:28:22,640 --> 02:28:23,080
And other people

4720
02:28:23,080 --> 02:28:23,720
like you just think

4721
02:28:23,720 --> 02:28:24,100
it's the most

4722
02:28:24,100 --> 02:28:24,740
wonderful thing.

4723
02:28:24,960 --> 02:28:25,620
Why is there a play

4724
02:28:25,620 --> 02:28:26,000
to do this?

4725
02:28:26,060 --> 02:28:27,460
No I don't really

4726
02:28:27,460 --> 02:28:27,780
know.

4727
02:28:27,920 --> 02:28:28,900
It's just really

4728
02:28:28,900 --> 02:28:29,620
kind of a fighting

4729
02:28:29,620 --> 02:28:29,980
camp.

4730
02:28:30,480 --> 02:28:32,260
But I've found that

4731
02:28:32,260 --> 02:28:33,280
when I say to people

4732
02:28:33,280 --> 02:28:33,980
oh yeah I play the

4733
02:28:33,980 --> 02:28:34,240
accordion.

4734
02:28:34,400 --> 02:28:35,120
Oh my god.

4735
02:28:35,720 --> 02:28:36,180
It is.

4736
02:28:36,640 --> 02:28:37,660
But then when I play

4737
02:28:37,660 --> 02:28:38,460
for it they just

4738
02:28:38,460 --> 02:28:39,440
kind of go wow

4739
02:28:39,440 --> 02:28:40,480
that's really kind

4740
02:28:40,480 --> 02:28:40,780
of neat.

4741
02:28:40,880 --> 02:28:41,800
See I never really

4742
02:28:41,800 --> 02:28:42,900
thought of the

4743
02:28:42,900 --> 02:28:43,240
accordion.

4744
02:28:43,360 --> 02:28:44,160
Wow you're doing

4745
02:28:44,160 --> 02:28:44,940
that kind of music.

4746
02:28:45,060 --> 02:28:45,840
You can play that

4747
02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:47,140
with the accordion.

4748
02:28:47,420 --> 02:28:48,460
You know play a tango

4749
02:28:48,460 --> 02:28:48,860
or something.

4750
02:28:49,000 --> 02:28:49,180
Right.

4751
02:28:49,180 --> 02:28:50,180
All right.

4752
02:28:53,860 --> 02:28:54,420
All right.

4753
02:28:56,580 --> 02:28:57,360
So let's go to the

4754
02:28:57,360 --> 02:28:57,700
website.

4755
02:28:57,880 --> 02:28:58,160
All right.

4756
02:28:58,220 --> 02:28:58,900
Cut him off Stu.

4757
02:28:59,000 --> 02:28:59,300
Cut him off.

4758
02:28:59,360 --> 02:28:59,640
All right.

4759
02:29:00,860 --> 02:29:01,860
Easy there Tom.

4760
02:29:01,940 --> 02:29:02,480
You've had enough

4761
02:29:02,480 --> 02:29:03,060
time now.

4762
02:29:04,360 --> 02:29:04,760
Congratulations.

4763
02:29:05,720 --> 02:29:06,560
You finally made

4764
02:29:06,560 --> 02:29:06,900
it here.

4765
02:29:07,120 --> 02:29:07,960
Accordion can take

4766
02:29:07,960 --> 02:29:08,580
care of all your

4767
02:29:08,580 --> 02:29:09,500
accordion relate.

4768
02:29:12,380 --> 02:29:12,660
All right.

4769
02:29:12,660 --> 02:29:22,380
beautiful beautiful.

4770
02:29:22,380 --> 02:29:23,380
Beautiful beautiful

4771
02:29:23,380 --> 02:29:25,540
cut off point there.

4772
02:29:29,540 --> 02:29:32,880
Shut up.

4773
02:29:33,840 --> 02:29:34,940
Shut up in there

4774
02:29:34,940 --> 02:29:35,360
will ya?

4775
02:29:35,360 --> 02:29:42,520
I just seen someone

4776
02:29:42,520 --> 02:29:44,020
say Euro 2000.

4777
02:29:44,660 --> 02:29:45,280
Millennium.

4778
02:29:45,460 --> 02:29:46,400
Euro 2000.

4779
02:29:47,840 --> 02:29:49,200
Did Tom play

4780
02:29:49,200 --> 02:29:50,740
at the European

4781
02:29:50,740 --> 02:29:53,140
soccer championships.

4782
02:29:53,240 --> 02:29:53,960
Euro 2000.

4783
02:29:54,680 --> 02:29:55,720
Which was in

4784
02:29:55,720 --> 02:29:57,400
Holland and Belgium

4785
02:29:57,400 --> 02:29:58,080
if I remember

4786
02:29:58,080 --> 02:29:58,580
correctly.

4787
02:29:59,540 --> 02:30:00,380
Thank you very much

4788
02:30:00,380 --> 02:30:01,300
there Triglia for

4789
02:30:01,300 --> 02:30:02,120
the tip.

4790
02:30:02,120 --> 02:30:02,620
I wanted to know

4791
02:30:02,620 --> 02:30:03,460
about the accordion

4792
02:30:03,460 --> 02:30:04,520
and more or less

4793
02:30:04,520 --> 02:30:05,120
depending on where

4794
02:30:05,120 --> 02:30:05,720
you're coming from.

4795
02:30:06,060 --> 02:30:06,960
Was the idea sort of

4796
02:30:06,960 --> 02:30:07,660
to get you guys

4797
02:30:07,660 --> 02:30:08,620
together because I mean

4798
02:30:08,620 --> 02:30:09,100
there's a kind of

4799
02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:11,340
lovely picture of Tom

4800
02:30:11,340 --> 02:30:13,480
there.

4801
02:30:14,940 --> 02:30:15,880
With his

4802
02:30:15,880 --> 02:30:17,540
squeeze box.

4803
02:30:22,540 --> 02:30:23,320
lovely stuff.

4804
02:30:23,380 --> 02:30:24,120
I wonder where this

4805
02:30:24,120 --> 02:30:24,820
comes from the

4806
02:30:24,820 --> 02:30:25,260
accordion.

4807
02:30:25,360 --> 02:30:25,800
Is it a

4808
02:30:25,800 --> 02:30:27,020
I feel as though

4809
02:30:27,020 --> 02:30:28,220
it's a kind of

4810
02:30:28,220 --> 02:30:29,500
Romanian

4811
02:30:29,500 --> 02:30:33,400
that part of the

4812
02:30:33,400 --> 02:30:34,000
world.

4813
02:30:34,400 --> 02:30:34,680
Do you know?

4814
02:30:35,200 --> 02:30:36,040
But that's because

4815
02:30:36,040 --> 02:30:37,840
sometimes you do

4816
02:30:37,840 --> 02:30:38,660
see Romania's

4817
02:30:38,660 --> 02:30:38,760
play.

4818
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:39,260
Or is it an

4819
02:30:39,260 --> 02:30:39,740
Irish thing?

4820
02:30:39,780 --> 02:30:40,380
I'd be very

4821
02:30:40,380 --> 02:30:41,120
very embarrassed

4822
02:30:41,120 --> 02:30:41,760
now if it was

4823
02:30:41,760 --> 02:30:42,340
made in Ireland.

4824
02:30:45,140 --> 02:30:46,040
I don't think it

4825
02:30:46,040 --> 02:30:46,520
is though.

4826
02:30:48,160 --> 02:30:49,120
It's a slab

4827
02:30:49,120 --> 02:30:49,480
thing.

4828
02:30:49,480 --> 02:31:05,960
size of the

4829
02:31:05,960 --> 02:31:06,820
straps and the

4830
02:31:06,820 --> 02:31:07,720
padding as well.

4831
02:31:07,980 --> 02:31:08,860
It looks really

4832
02:31:08,860 --> 02:31:09,720
really comfortable.

4833
02:31:09,720 --> 02:31:12,860
specific information

4834
02:31:12,860 --> 02:31:14,480
they can buy and

4835
02:31:14,480 --> 02:31:14,720
sell.

4836
02:31:14,840 --> 02:31:15,720
Revival, I have to get

4837
02:31:15,720 --> 02:31:16,380
lessons, that kind

4838
02:31:16,380 --> 02:31:16,640
of thing.

4839
02:31:16,700 --> 02:31:17,300
That kind of thing.

4840
02:31:17,360 --> 02:31:17,980
But it's also for

4841
02:31:17,980 --> 02:31:18,840
people who may have

4842
02:31:18,840 --> 02:31:19,580
they can buy and

4843
02:31:19,580 --> 02:31:19,800
sell.

4844
02:31:19,920 --> 02:31:20,820
Revival, I have to get

4845
02:31:20,820 --> 02:31:21,480
lessons, that kind

4846
02:31:21,480 --> 02:31:21,720
of thing.

4847
02:31:21,800 --> 02:31:22,400
That kind of thing.

4848
02:31:22,440 --> 02:31:23,080
But it's also for

4849
02:31:23,080 --> 02:31:23,980
people who may have

4850
02:31:23,980 --> 02:31:24,620
heard accordions

4851
02:31:24,620 --> 02:31:25,360
peripherally.

4852
02:31:25,600 --> 02:31:25,800
Uh-oh.

4853
02:31:25,800 --> 02:31:26,060
Uh-oh.

4854
02:31:26,060 --> 02:31:26,600
Uh-oh.

4855
02:31:26,600 --> 02:31:26,700
Uh-oh.

4856
02:31:26,700 --> 02:31:27,080
Uh-oh.

4857
02:31:27,080 --> 02:31:27,100
Uh-oh.

4858
02:31:27,100 --> 02:31:27,620
Uh-oh.

4859
02:31:27,620 --> 02:31:28,040
Uh-oh.

4860
02:31:28,040 --> 02:31:28,520
Uh-oh.

4861
02:31:28,520 --> 02:31:28,980
And check the

4862
02:31:28,980 --> 02:31:29,500
accordion out.

4863
02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:30,360
I've got history of

4864
02:31:30,360 --> 02:31:31,020
the accordion.

4865
02:31:31,540 --> 02:31:32,020
I saw...

4866
02:31:32,020 --> 02:31:34,700
Got it all.

4867
02:31:34,700 --> 02:31:35,420
A little bit of

4868
02:31:35,420 --> 02:31:35,600
okay.

4869
02:31:36,420 --> 02:31:37,300
Stu's face there.

4870
02:31:37,300 --> 02:31:37,480
Look.

4871
02:31:40,880 --> 02:31:41,760
Pieces of meat.

4872
02:31:42,680 --> 02:31:43,580
You've got audio

4873
02:31:43,580 --> 02:31:44,280
clips in there.

4874
02:31:44,380 --> 02:31:45,140
You've listened to

4875
02:31:45,140 --> 02:31:45,820
pieces of meat.

4876
02:31:46,000 --> 02:31:46,840
Jim Jam, thank you

4877
02:31:46,840 --> 02:31:47,380
very much.

4878
02:31:47,820 --> 02:31:48,580
Watch, she was I

4879
02:31:48,580 --> 02:31:48,860
here.

4880
02:31:49,720 --> 02:31:50,660
Watch the I on the

4881
02:31:50,660 --> 02:31:50,920
right.

4882
02:31:51,500 --> 02:31:51,920
Look at that.

4883
02:31:52,040 --> 02:31:52,320
Oi!

4884
02:31:53,240 --> 02:31:53,720
Yeah.

4885
02:31:54,080 --> 02:31:54,680
Yeah.

4886
02:31:55,420 --> 02:31:55,900
Yeah.

4887
02:31:56,320 --> 02:31:56,840
Yeah.

4888
02:31:56,840 --> 02:31:56,960
Yeah!

4889
02:32:03,300 --> 02:32:03,820
Squints.

4890
02:32:04,560 --> 02:32:05,440
I've never seen

4891
02:32:05,440 --> 02:32:06,060
that one before.

4892
02:32:06,160 --> 02:32:06,680
That's...

4893
02:32:06,680 --> 02:32:07,640
That's a collector's

4894
02:32:07,640 --> 02:32:07,900
item.

4895
02:32:09,760 --> 02:32:10,720
Stank face.

4896
02:32:11,240 --> 02:32:12,300
Which is the face

4897
02:32:12,300 --> 02:32:13,240
that real, you know,

4898
02:32:13,320 --> 02:32:14,320
jazz musicians when

4899
02:32:14,320 --> 02:32:15,100
they hit a nice

4900
02:32:15,100 --> 02:32:16,260
little fucking groove.

4901
02:32:17,280 --> 02:32:18,940
I think Stu is...

4902
02:32:18,940 --> 02:32:20,360
He's his own jazz

4903
02:32:20,360 --> 02:32:21,960
improv merchant of

4904
02:32:21,960 --> 02:32:23,700
the interview realm.

4905
02:32:24,780 --> 02:32:25,920
I think Stu is doing

4906
02:32:25,920 --> 02:32:27,060
some stank face

4907
02:32:27,060 --> 02:32:27,680
because he knows

4908
02:32:27,680 --> 02:32:28,560
this interview is...

4909
02:32:28,560 --> 02:32:29,860
is popping off

4910
02:32:29,860 --> 02:32:30,960
big time.

4911
02:32:31,460 --> 02:32:32,120
And he's in the

4912
02:32:32,120 --> 02:32:33,400
pocket, so to speak.

4913
02:32:33,400 --> 02:32:34,540
The history of the

4914
02:32:34,540 --> 02:32:35,600
accordion...

4915
02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:36,440
I suppose.

4916
02:32:36,440 --> 02:32:37,260
- Got all the Eclipse on there,

4917
02:32:37,260 --> 02:32:38,220
reviews to be soothed.

4918
02:32:38,220 --> 02:32:39,060
- Yeah, kind of.

4919
02:32:39,060 --> 02:32:40,540
- A little bit, okay.

4920
02:32:40,540 --> 02:32:42,580
- I also sponsored National Accordion

4921
02:32:42,580 --> 02:32:43,400
Awareness.

4922
02:32:43,400 --> 02:32:44,600
- Ah, that's what I didn't know

4923
02:32:44,600 --> 02:32:45,020
about.

4924
02:32:45,020 --> 02:32:45,990
- Yeah, there's a lot of

4925
02:32:45,990 --> 02:32:47,160
information about that.

4926
02:32:47,160 --> 02:32:48,540
So it's a good place for people

4927
02:32:48,540 --> 02:32:49,700
just to find out

4928
02:32:49,700 --> 02:32:50,840
about the accordion, what's

4929
02:32:50,840 --> 02:32:52,480
going on in the world of accordion.

4930
02:32:52,480 --> 02:32:53,580
- Okay, now there's a little

4931
02:32:53,580 --> 02:32:54,200
bit of history

4932
02:32:54,200 --> 02:32:55,040
to the accordion in San

4933
02:32:55,040 --> 02:32:55,620
Francisco.

4934
02:32:55,620 --> 02:32:56,250
What are you gonna tell us

4935
02:32:56,250 --> 02:32:56,540
about?

4936
02:32:56,540 --> 02:32:58,500
- Yeah, there's really quite a

4937
02:32:58,500 --> 02:32:59,000
bit.

4938
02:32:59,000 --> 02:33:00,920
Around the turn of the century,

4939
02:33:00,920 --> 02:33:03,480
there were at one time...

4940
02:33:03,480 --> 02:33:06,180
- Eddie TV!

4941
02:33:06,180 --> 02:33:07,360
Thank you very much for the tip

4942
02:33:07,360 --> 02:33:07,780
there.

4943
02:33:08,780 --> 02:33:09,800
The timing of the stream is

4944
02:33:09,800 --> 02:33:11,140
most amazing.

4945
02:33:12,160 --> 02:33:13,450
I literally just had an arts

4946
02:33:13,450 --> 02:33:15,600
grant proposal accepted,

4947
02:33:15,600 --> 02:33:16,700
and that's just a million

4948
02:33:16,700 --> 02:33:18,320
percent aligned with this video.

4949
02:33:18,320 --> 02:33:19,860
I'm freaking out.

4950
02:33:19,860 --> 02:33:20,700
All the best.

4951
02:33:20,700 --> 02:33:22,100
Thank you very, very much for

4952
02:33:22,100 --> 02:33:22,780
the tip there.

4953
02:33:22,780 --> 02:33:25,390
And congratulations with your

4954
02:33:25,390 --> 02:33:27,540
proposal and your grant.

4955
02:33:27,540 --> 02:33:29,040
Eddie Grant will be onto you in

4956
02:33:29,040 --> 02:33:29,860
the morning.

4957
02:33:29,860 --> 02:33:31,660
- The eight accordion

4958
02:33:31,660 --> 02:33:33,360
manufacturers.

4959
02:33:33,360 --> 02:33:35,740
- Wow! All they can do.

4960
02:33:35,740 --> 02:33:36,820
- Is there sort of an Italian

4961
02:33:36,820 --> 02:33:37,700
accordion thing?

4962
02:33:37,700 --> 02:33:39,370
I know we tend to think of the

4963
02:33:39,370 --> 02:33:41,160
concertina or something.

4964
02:33:41,160 --> 02:33:42,080
- Yeah, we think of it.

4965
02:33:42,080 --> 02:33:43,550
- I think Stu is thinking of a

4966
02:33:43,550 --> 02:33:44,360
little, you know,

4967
02:33:44,360 --> 02:33:45,860
the monkey with two symbols

4968
02:33:45,860 --> 02:33:46,400
there.

4969
02:33:47,400 --> 02:33:48,300
- An accordion thing?

4970
02:33:48,300 --> 02:33:49,910
I know we tend to think of the

4971
02:33:49,910 --> 02:33:51,660
concertina or something.

4972
02:33:51,660 --> 02:33:52,960
- Yeah, we think of the concertina,

4973
02:33:52,960 --> 02:33:54,310
yeah, but a lot of the Italian

4974
02:33:54,310 --> 02:33:55,360
Democrats...

4975
02:33:55,360 --> 02:33:57,650
- Can't be settled in New York

4976
02:33:57,650 --> 02:33:58,360
City.

4977
02:33:58,360 --> 02:34:00,090
- Someone getting their jacket

4978
02:34:00,090 --> 02:34:01,860
off in the background there.

4979
02:34:01,860 --> 02:34:03,550
It's a heavy, heavy bit of

4980
02:34:03,550 --> 02:34:05,580
business is going down with the

4981
02:34:05,580 --> 02:34:07,740
cyber nerds in the background.

4982
02:34:07,740 --> 02:34:08,360
- The accordion makers...

4983
02:34:08,360 --> 02:34:09,360
- Sweat.

4984
02:34:09,360 --> 02:34:10,360
Sweat.

4985
02:34:10,360 --> 02:34:13,060
- The room, the room is hot.

4986
02:34:13,060 --> 02:34:14,890
- So the accordion and Katie

4987
02:34:14,890 --> 02:34:17,060
are really quite popular in San

4988
02:34:17,060 --> 02:34:18,060
Francisco.

4989
02:34:18,060 --> 02:34:19,900
Inside the right side of the

4990
02:34:19,900 --> 02:34:21,640
accordion, this is the

4991
02:34:21,640 --> 02:34:23,510
following of his famous title

4992
02:34:23,510 --> 02:34:24,560
accordion.

4993
02:34:24,560 --> 02:34:26,560
- The piano accordion.

4994
02:34:26,560 --> 02:34:27,860
- He's gonna stand up for a bit

4995
02:34:27,860 --> 02:34:29,060
before he sits back down.

4996
02:34:29,060 --> 02:34:31,230
Just to let a little bit of air

4997
02:34:31,230 --> 02:34:33,560
get to his armpits, maybe.

4998
02:34:33,560 --> 02:34:37,560
- And look at this guy's face.

4999
02:34:37,560 --> 02:34:39,260
He's a great, great performer.

5000
02:34:40,260 --> 02:34:41,460
And you feel safe when he's

5001
02:34:41,460 --> 02:34:44,060
explaining what's going on.

5002
02:34:44,060 --> 02:34:45,060
- Parvalous.

5003
02:34:45,060 --> 02:34:46,060
- Inventative.

5004
02:34:46,060 --> 02:34:47,060
- Really?

5005
02:34:47,060 --> 02:34:48,060
- Dang you.

5006
02:34:48,060 --> 02:34:49,060
- Now where does your love from

5007
02:34:49,060 --> 02:34:50,060
the accordion come from?

5008
02:34:50,060 --> 02:34:51,060
I mean, this is your life.

5009
02:34:51,060 --> 02:34:51,870
You got the website, you got

5010
02:34:51,870 --> 02:34:52,790
the accordion, you do the whole

5011
02:34:52,790 --> 02:34:53,060
bit.

5012
02:34:53,060 --> 02:34:55,060
- Where does it come from?

5013
02:34:55,060 --> 02:34:56,420
And he's already said that some

5014
02:34:56,420 --> 02:34:57,660
people say it's the worst sound

5015
02:34:57,660 --> 02:34:58,060
ever.

5016
02:34:58,060 --> 02:34:59,490
Glyn, thank you very much for

5017
02:34:59,490 --> 02:35:00,060
the tip.

5018
02:35:00,060 --> 02:35:00,800
- What's the special passion

5019
02:35:00,800 --> 02:35:01,060
here?

5020
02:35:01,060 --> 02:35:01,950
- Well, I just think it's

5021
02:35:01,950 --> 02:35:03,060
another one of the...

5022
02:35:03,060 --> 02:35:04,100
- I don't want his love of

5023
02:35:04,100 --> 02:35:04,560
music.

5024
02:35:04,560 --> 02:35:06,300
I don't want to play music and

5025
02:35:06,300 --> 02:35:07,890
when I wanted to be playing

5026
02:35:07,890 --> 02:35:08,560
with it,

5027
02:35:08,560 --> 02:35:09,880
I thought the accordion was

5028
02:35:09,880 --> 02:35:10,560
just like...

5029
02:35:10,560 --> 02:35:11,630
- Like a portable organ, I

5030
02:35:11,630 --> 02:35:12,060
guess.

5031
02:35:12,060 --> 02:35:13,060
I didn't even do anything.

5032
02:35:13,060 --> 02:35:14,060
- Exactly.

5033
02:35:14,060 --> 02:35:15,680
- It's really versatile when it

5034
02:35:15,680 --> 02:35:17,130
comes to types of music that

5035
02:35:17,130 --> 02:35:18,060
you can play.

5036
02:35:18,060 --> 02:35:19,560
It's got a really unique sound.

5037
02:35:19,560 --> 02:35:21,560
Obviously, a really unique look.

5038
02:35:21,560 --> 02:35:22,550
I just thought it was gonna

5039
02:35:22,550 --> 02:35:23,560
have this thing going.

5040
02:35:23,560 --> 02:35:24,560
So I said...

5041
02:35:24,560 --> 02:35:26,560
- Alright, before we end up now...

5042
02:35:26,560 --> 02:35:28,560
- Cut him off again there.

5043
02:35:28,560 --> 02:35:30,630
- I just thought it was gonna

5044
02:35:30,630 --> 02:35:32,560
have this thing going.

5045
02:35:32,560 --> 02:35:34,060
- Alright, before we end up now...

5046
02:35:34,060 --> 02:35:35,060
- Alright, before we end up now...

5047
02:35:35,060 --> 02:35:36,000
- First of all, the website

5048
02:35:36,000 --> 02:35:37,060
again is ladyofspain.com

5049
02:35:37,060 --> 02:35:38,630
- for people to find out about

5050
02:35:38,630 --> 02:35:39,060
the accordion.

5051
02:35:39,060 --> 02:35:40,060
- You not only play the accordion,

5052
02:35:40,060 --> 02:35:41,260
but you come and play with

5053
02:35:41,260 --> 02:35:42,060
another guy.

5054
02:35:42,060 --> 02:35:43,060
You can call yourself a...

5055
02:35:43,060 --> 02:35:44,210
- Bellas of Blades or Blades of

5056
02:35:44,210 --> 02:35:45,060
Bellas of Blades.

5057
02:35:45,060 --> 02:35:46,060
- There's a couple...

5058
02:35:46,060 --> 02:35:47,060
- Bellas of Blades...

5059
02:35:47,060 --> 02:35:52,390
A fucking rollerblading accordion

5060
02:35:52,390 --> 02:35:55,110
squeeze box duo in San

5061
02:35:55,110 --> 02:35:56,790
Francisco. Only in San

5062
02:35:56,790 --> 02:35:57,520
Francisco,

5063
02:35:57,780 --> 02:35:59,950
I think, would you get this.

5064
02:35:59,950 --> 02:36:01,830
Polka dot pants, pair of

5065
02:36:01,830 --> 02:36:04,490
fucking clown looking lads with

5066
02:36:04,490 --> 02:36:05,200
blades.

5067
02:36:05,200 --> 02:36:07,200
And that's a disaster waiting

5068
02:36:07,200 --> 02:36:09,200
to happen. How would you get

5069
02:36:09,200 --> 02:36:10,880
insurance to do this?

5070
02:36:12,240 --> 02:36:13,650
You know, imagine fucking

5071
02:36:13,650 --> 02:36:15,240
playing the accordion and then

5072
02:36:15,240 --> 02:36:16,850
falling over and scraping your

5073
02:36:16,850 --> 02:36:18,200
fucking chin and face off a

5074
02:36:18,200 --> 02:36:18,760
step.

5075
02:36:19,760 --> 02:36:20,560
And then you've got this

5076
02:36:20,560 --> 02:36:22,440
fucking creepazoid.

5077
02:36:22,860 --> 02:36:24,220
No offense, would you look

5078
02:36:24,220 --> 02:36:27,640
fucking weird, man. No offense.

5079
02:36:27,640 --> 02:36:30,300
I'm scared of you.

5080
02:36:30,300 --> 02:36:46,200
Oh, he's got him on. Woo.

5081
02:36:46,200 --> 02:36:52,210
What a reveal. Stuart, the

5082
02:36:52,210 --> 02:36:59,000
master of mise-en-scene. He has

5083
02:36:59,000 --> 02:37:01,440
created, it was subverting our

5084
02:37:01,440 --> 02:37:04,740
expectations there for a moment

5085
02:37:04,740 --> 02:37:05,900
because I was thinking,

5086
02:37:06,300 --> 02:37:07,660
Yeah, but I mean, he's gonna

5087
02:37:07,660 --> 02:37:09,030
play it, Stu. He's already

5088
02:37:09,030 --> 02:37:10,830
fucking played it. There's no

5089
02:37:10,830 --> 02:37:13,020
way they're gonna let the fucker

5090
02:37:13,020 --> 02:37:15,070
skate around an internet cafe

5091
02:37:15,070 --> 02:37:16,820
playing the bastard.

5092
02:37:16,820 --> 02:37:18,370
And it is. It's gonna happen

5093
02:37:18,370 --> 02:37:20,620
right here, right now. What a

5094
02:37:20,620 --> 02:37:24,590
scary reveal as well. Reminds

5095
02:37:24,590 --> 02:37:27,110
me of the character Fat Man

5096
02:37:27,110 --> 02:37:29,650
from Metal Gear last month or

5097
02:37:29,650 --> 02:37:31,380
two months ago.

5098
02:37:31,380 --> 02:37:32,480
Just show us how you can do

5099
02:37:32,480 --> 02:37:32,900
that.

5100
02:37:32,900 --> 02:37:35,320
The guy, the mad crazy bomber.

5101
02:37:35,320 --> 02:37:37,670
Who, uh, left, drank wine and

5102
02:37:37,670 --> 02:37:39,950
rollerbladed around. Look at

5103
02:37:39,950 --> 02:37:42,570
this. That's the reveal. Stu is

5104
02:37:42,570 --> 02:37:44,960
just there in a little corner,

5105
02:37:44,960 --> 02:37:47,320
a little alcove of the internet

5106
02:37:47,320 --> 02:37:52,000
cafe. We've, uh, camera op one.

5107
02:37:52,000 --> 02:37:55,620
Camera op two over here.

5108
02:37:56,220 --> 02:37:59,620
Thank you very much there, Tarriglia.

5109
02:37:59,620 --> 02:38:02,420
Ladyofspain.com is still going

5110
02:38:02,420 --> 02:38:05,480
strong. Gallery section is gold.

5111
02:38:05,480 --> 02:38:08,280
Brilliant stuff. The Tarriglia

5112
02:38:08,280 --> 02:38:10,550
Chronicles. I'm glad that we

5113
02:38:10,550 --> 02:38:12,440
have uncovered that. And it's

5114
02:38:12,440 --> 02:38:14,130
the kind of thing you only get

5115
02:38:14,130 --> 02:38:15,250
at twenty past one of a

5116
02:38:15,250 --> 02:38:16,580
Saturday morning.

5117
02:38:17,680 --> 02:38:20,670
A man wearing real tight rollerblades,

5118
02:38:20,670 --> 02:38:22,940
red laces, and he's about to

5119
02:38:22,940 --> 02:38:25,190
fucking go for a spin. Imagine

5120
02:38:25,190 --> 02:38:26,790
the sound and sight of an

5121
02:38:26,790 --> 02:38:29,320
accident. It would be something

5122
02:38:29,320 --> 02:38:31,680
to witness, would it not?

5123
02:38:38,640 --> 02:38:39,400
They're cutting away. They're

5124
02:38:39,400 --> 02:38:40,160
cutting away. They're cutting

5125
02:38:40,160 --> 02:38:40,380
away.

5126
02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:46,580
Oh my god.

5127
02:38:48,440 --> 02:38:48,920
Wasn't great, was it? It didn't

5128
02:38:48,920 --> 02:38:51,070
live up to expectation. Maybe

5129
02:38:51,070 --> 02:38:52,990
when it's a duel, maybe they

5130
02:38:52,990 --> 02:38:55,330
can do, like, crisscrossing and

5131
02:38:55,330 --> 02:38:57,000
it's a little dance.

5132
02:38:57,860 --> 02:39:00,420
But that, that fell flat.

5133
02:39:00,420 --> 02:39:01,100
Unfortunately.

5134
02:39:10,400 --> 02:39:07,000
How come they're not using the

5135
02:39:07,000 --> 02:39:13,920
footage from the two camera ops?

5136
02:39:13,920 --> 02:39:14,920
I tell you why.

5137
02:39:15,320 --> 02:39:16,480
Because it looked awkward.

5138
02:39:16,480 --> 02:39:16,540
Because it looked awkward.

5139
02:39:17,140 --> 02:39:18,340
And it didn't look good.

5140
02:39:19,960 --> 02:39:22,300
And Stu has to try.

5141
02:39:23,180 --> 02:39:24,520
He is a professional.

5142
02:39:25,040 --> 02:39:26,500
But he is trying his best here.

5143
02:39:26,900 --> 02:39:28,660
Not to reveal his true feelings.

5144
02:39:42,280 --> 02:39:44,280
URLs

5145
02:39:51,340 --> 02:39:49,390
Sure chef a sure underscore

5146
02:39:49,390 --> 02:39:54,470
chef a as if we don't know who

5147
02:39:54,470 --> 02:39:56,540
you are man

5148
02:39:57,160 --> 02:39:58,780
You're the only reason we're

5149
02:39:58,780 --> 02:39:59,160
here

5150
02:40:11,620 --> 02:40:14,780
Where the fuck is twisted where

5151
02:40:14,780 --> 02:40:15,080
she?

5152
02:40:17,740 --> 02:40:18,020
Hopefully they didn't get rid

5153
02:40:18,020 --> 02:40:20,100
of twisted in 99

5154
02:40:40,960 --> 02:40:42,830
survival research labs was sort

5155
02:40:42,830 --> 02:40:44,280
of a loose thing for a cook.

5156
02:40:44,280 --> 02:41:13,340
Eric Paulos.

5157
02:41:13,340 --> 02:41:30,100
*Bad music*

5158
02:41:30,100 --> 02:41:33,080
Dangerous territory. Sorry,

5159
02:41:33,080 --> 02:41:35,710
just need to hold up there and

5160
02:41:35,710 --> 02:41:37,940
check out the Lady of Spain

5161
02:41:37,940 --> 02:41:40,090
website. Still going strong.

5162
02:41:40,090 --> 02:41:43,200
And here he is.

5163
02:41:43,200 --> 02:41:45,360
Tom Terriglia still at it, I

5164
02:41:45,360 --> 02:41:47,350
hope. He's even given his own

5165
02:41:47,350 --> 02:41:49,700
phone number and WhatsApp out.

5166
02:41:49,700 --> 02:41:52,200
That's dangerous stuff, Tom.

5167
02:41:52,200 --> 02:42:01,200
*Bad music*

5168
02:42:01,200 --> 02:42:10,200
*Bad music*

5169
02:42:10,200 --> 02:42:19,200
*Bad music*

5170
02:42:19,200 --> 02:42:21,580
piece accordion band, Those Darn

5171
02:42:21,580 --> 02:42:24,480
Accordions. And a polka band

5172
02:42:24,480 --> 02:42:26,880
known as the Squeegees.

5173
02:42:29,440 --> 02:42:29,810
Tom is the world's foremost

5174
02:42:29,810 --> 02:42:33,230
composer of Italian-American

5175
02:42:33,230 --> 02:42:36,800
music. That's a lofty claim.

5176
02:42:39,360 --> 02:42:39,600
A musical genre that has been

5177
02:42:39,600 --> 02:42:41,750
trying to reinvigorate over the

5178
02:42:41,750 --> 02:42:44,400
past 20 years. When was this

5179
02:42:44,400 --> 02:42:46,680
wrote? Is this 20 years now or

5180
02:42:46,680 --> 02:42:49,860
20 years back in 1999? He has

5181
02:42:49,860 --> 02:42:51,200
recorded three albums,

5182
02:42:52,880 --> 02:42:55,440
Legends of the Italian Lounge,

5183
02:42:55,440 --> 02:42:58,430
Festivus Italiano, and none

5184
02:42:58,430 --> 02:43:01,700
other than Antipasto Rock that

5185
02:43:01,700 --> 02:43:02,160
contain

5186
02:43:02,800 --> 02:43:05,510
many new classic Italian songs.

5187
02:43:05,510 --> 02:43:09,160
Tom's The Pasta Song was re-recorded

5188
02:43:09,160 --> 02:43:12,000
and used for three straight

5189
02:43:12,000 --> 02:43:12,720
years

5190
02:43:12,720 --> 02:43:15,620
at Carabba's Restaurant.

5191
02:43:15,620 --> 02:43:19,140
National TV commercial. Another

5192
02:43:19,140 --> 02:43:21,340
one of his many food-related

5193
02:43:21,340 --> 02:43:22,160
songs, the

5194
02:43:22,160 --> 02:43:23,910
Cannoli Song, can be heard at

5195
02:43:23,910 --> 02:43:25,550
the website of the Brooklyn

5196
02:43:25,550 --> 02:43:27,920
Cannoli Company. Over the years,

5197
02:43:27,920 --> 02:43:28,160
he has

5198
02:43:28,160 --> 02:43:30,940
written and recorded rock, pop,

5199
02:43:30,940 --> 02:43:33,920
polka, and even Christmas songs.

5200
02:43:33,920 --> 02:43:36,350
The power of rock. Thank you

5201
02:43:36,350 --> 02:43:37,040
very much

5202
02:43:39,040 --> 02:43:41,760
for the tip. Where's the

5203
02:43:41,760 --> 02:43:45,190
gallery here? We've been told

5204
02:43:45,190 --> 02:43:48,320
the gallery is an interesting

5205
02:43:48,320 --> 02:43:51,120
piece of the site.

5206
02:43:53,600 --> 02:43:53,080
It looks good. Let's just see

5207
02:43:53,080 --> 02:43:54,900
if we can play one of the songs

5208
02:43:54,900 --> 02:43:56,990
while we're looking through the

5209
02:43:56,990 --> 02:43:57,520
gallery to

5210
02:43:57,520 --> 02:43:59,360
give it to give it that feel,

5211
02:43:59,360 --> 02:44:01,440
that zest, that vibe. And you

5212
02:44:01,440 --> 02:44:03,280
know it's about pasta, it's

5213
02:44:03,280 --> 02:44:04,800
about food. It's

5214
02:44:04,800 --> 02:44:06,970
Italians, they love the food.

5215
02:44:06,970 --> 02:44:09,170
The pasta song. Please don't be

5216
02:44:09,170 --> 02:44:10,640
a 404 error.

5217
02:44:10,640 --> 02:44:18,230
Introducing Carabba's signature

5218
02:44:18,230 --> 02:44:27,200
pasta meals starting at just $10.

5219
02:44:27,200 --> 02:44:31,250
Pasta meals. Carabba's pasta

5220
02:44:31,250 --> 02:44:32,480
meals.

5221
02:44:34,480 --> 02:44:37,020
$10 is a great value meal. And

5222
02:44:37,020 --> 02:44:38,410
topped with our signature

5223
02:44:38,410 --> 02:44:40,260
sauces, created from scratch

5224
02:44:40,260 --> 02:44:41,120
every day.

5225
02:44:41,680 --> 02:44:43,020
A complete Italian meal starts

5226
02:44:43,020 --> 02:44:45,270
at just $10. I want pasta

5227
02:44:45,270 --> 02:44:47,680
tonight. Only at Carabba's.

5228
02:44:47,680 --> 02:44:50,550
I want pasta tonight. Pasta

5229
02:44:50,550 --> 02:44:53,180
tonight. Where's it gone? I

5230
02:44:53,180 --> 02:44:56,200
closed the fucking thing. Close

5231
02:44:56,200 --> 02:44:56,800
the tab.

5232
02:44:58,560 --> 02:45:02,880
Lady of Spain. Spain.com.

5233
02:45:07,680 --> 02:45:10,000
What? Lady of Spain.com. Now it's

5234
02:45:10,000 --> 02:45:11,930
saying your connection is not

5235
02:45:11,930 --> 02:45:14,000
private when you visit Lady of

5236
02:45:14,000 --> 02:45:14,400
Spain.

5237
02:45:16,640 --> 02:45:17,760
Didn't tell me that before.

5238
02:45:20,560 --> 02:45:24,100
Lady of Spain.com. So what if

5239
02:45:24,100 --> 02:45:28,090
Terilio is trying to get my

5240
02:45:28,090 --> 02:45:29,760
data here?

5241
02:45:32,400 --> 02:45:33,210
Advanced. Proceed to Lady of

5242
02:45:33,210 --> 02:45:36,320
Spain.com. Unsafe.

5243
02:45:37,360 --> 02:45:39,180
The server could not prove that

5244
02:45:39,180 --> 02:45:42,150
Lady of Spain.com. We've just

5245
02:45:42,150 --> 02:45:44,260
visited it. Why is it telling

5246
02:45:44,260 --> 02:45:45,280
me this now?

5247
02:45:46,560 --> 02:45:47,490
It's security certificate

5248
02:45:47,490 --> 02:45:50,660
expired 828 days ago. This may

5249
02:45:50,660 --> 02:45:53,320
be caused by a misconfiguration

5250
02:45:53,320 --> 02:45:54,480
or an attacker

5251
02:45:54,480 --> 02:45:56,530
intercepting your connection.

5252
02:45:56,530 --> 02:45:58,360
Unless that guy who tipped me,

5253
02:45:58,360 --> 02:46:00,000
the Lady of Spain.com,

5254
02:46:00,720 --> 02:46:02,480
hurriedly and quickly made that

5255
02:46:02,480 --> 02:46:02,740
site.

5256
02:46:04,320 --> 02:46:05,300
And you're trying to get my

5257
02:46:05,300 --> 02:46:06,160
info.

5258
02:46:06,800 --> 02:46:08,360
But you'd have to have worked

5259
02:46:08,360 --> 02:46:09,320
very fucking hard.

5260
02:46:09,420 --> 02:46:10,470
But you hear about it now, don't

5261
02:46:10,470 --> 02:46:10,660
you,

5262
02:46:10,680 --> 02:46:12,280
with the AI and the vibe coding.

5263
02:46:13,100 --> 02:46:14,280
Someone could have just vibe

5264
02:46:14,280 --> 02:46:14,740
coded

5265
02:46:14,740 --> 02:46:17,340
a Triglio-based website.

5266
02:46:17,640 --> 02:46:18,540
But how would you have got all

5267
02:46:18,540 --> 02:46:19,160
that shit?

5268
02:46:19,260 --> 02:46:19,990
How would you have done the

5269
02:46:19,990 --> 02:46:20,880
YouTube video and everything?

5270
02:46:21,140 --> 02:46:21,740
Forget about it.

5271
02:46:21,740 --> 02:46:22,300
It's not happening.

5272
02:46:22,860 --> 02:46:24,300
Your computer's clock

5273
02:46:24,300 --> 02:46:26,040
is currently set to Saturday,

5274
02:46:26,040 --> 02:46:27,240
16th August.

5275
02:46:27,820 --> 02:46:28,580
Does that look right?

5276
02:46:28,700 --> 02:46:30,240
If not, you should correct your

5277
02:46:30,240 --> 02:46:31,040
system's clock

5278
02:46:31,040 --> 02:46:32,900
and then refresh the page.

5279
02:46:34,520 --> 02:46:35,860
Bad vibes coding.

5280
02:46:37,440 --> 02:46:38,940
Anti-pasta activity.

5281
02:46:39,080 --> 02:46:39,520
Proceed.

5282
02:46:40,420 --> 02:46:41,460
I'm going to click proceed.

5283
02:46:41,640 --> 02:46:42,280
I've proceeded.

5284
02:46:43,660 --> 02:46:46,320
And Tom, don't fuck us, Tom.

5285
02:46:46,740 --> 02:46:49,820
Because you're on a stream.

5286
02:46:49,820 --> 02:46:52,180
Not secure, Lady of Spain.

5287
02:46:55,860 --> 02:46:58,100
Legends of the Italian Lounge.

5288
02:46:58,480 --> 02:47:00,100
The Cannoli song can be heard.

5289
02:47:00,320 --> 02:47:01,220
Let's have a look at that.

5290
02:47:03,460 --> 02:47:05,160
Opening a new tab, please.

5291
02:47:11,720 --> 02:47:12,820
Page not found.

5292
02:47:13,000 --> 02:47:14,300
4-0-4 error.

5293
02:47:14,420 --> 02:47:14,780
Well, look.

5294
02:47:15,660 --> 02:47:16,940
You win some, you lose some.

5295
02:47:17,660 --> 02:47:19,520
And in that case, we lost some.

5296
02:47:20,120 --> 02:47:21,540
You've been Tarrillio'd.

5297
02:47:23,380 --> 02:47:25,120
We've got Tarrillio rolled.

5298
02:47:28,280 --> 02:47:29,020
Doesn't work.

5299
02:47:30,560 --> 02:47:31,880
Just a little bit more text

5300
02:47:31,880 --> 02:47:32,580
before we move on.

5301
02:47:32,660 --> 02:47:33,770
Tom came up with the idea and

5302
02:47:33,770 --> 02:47:34,960
spearheaded the effort to make

5303
02:47:34,960 --> 02:47:36,240
the accordion San Francisco's

5304
02:47:36,240 --> 02:47:37,300
official musical instrument.

5305
02:47:37,460 --> 02:47:39,000
The measure passed in 1990.

5306
02:47:39,800 --> 02:47:40,280
Tom is the sponsor of the

5307
02:47:40,280 --> 02:47:41,950
National Accordion Awareness

5308
02:47:41,950 --> 02:47:43,480
Month, which is June.

5309
02:47:44,200 --> 02:47:45,720
Tom's efforts in promoting the

5310
02:47:45,720 --> 02:47:46,850
accordion have seen him

5311
02:47:46,850 --> 02:47:48,530
featured in People Magazine,

5312
02:47:48,530 --> 02:47:48,820
the New

5313
02:47:48,820 --> 02:47:51,160
York Times, Chicago Tribune,

5314
02:47:51,160 --> 02:47:53,440
San Francisco Chronicle, and

5315
02:47:53,440 --> 02:47:55,720
countless other newspapers,

5316
02:47:55,720 --> 02:47:56,160
both

5317
02:47:56,160 --> 02:47:57,090
domestically and

5318
02:47:57,090 --> 02:47:58,460
internationally, and TV

5319
02:47:58,460 --> 02:47:59,890
stations slash programs,

5320
02:47:59,890 --> 02:48:01,590
including ESPN, Good Morning

5321
02:48:01,590 --> 02:48:02,060
America,

5322
02:48:02,260 --> 02:48:04,740
NBC, CBS, CNN, etc.

5323
02:48:05,580 --> 02:48:07,700
On a non-musical note, Tom is a

5324
02:48:07,700 --> 02:48:09,960
total grammar geek.

5325
02:48:10,740 --> 02:48:12,260
Adjunct professor of American

5326
02:48:12,260 --> 02:48:14,560
Business English Business ESL

5327
02:48:14,560 --> 02:48:15,800
instructor.

5328
02:48:16,500 --> 02:48:17,880
Author of Night Time Good Time

5329
02:48:17,880 --> 02:48:20,860
Guide to San Francisco, 1988

5330
02:48:20,860 --> 02:48:22,240
and 1990.

5331
02:48:22,480 --> 02:48:23,730
Founder of the National

5332
02:48:23,730 --> 02:48:25,980
Association for Good Grammar,

5333
02:48:25,980 --> 02:48:27,240
abbreviated as NAG.

5334
02:48:27,820 --> 02:48:30,030
And chief of the grammar police

5335
02:48:30,030 --> 02:48:32,240
in San Francisco, and there's

5336
02:48:32,240 --> 02:48:34,250
no parentheses which would

5337
02:48:34,250 --> 02:48:34,800
detail

5338
02:48:34,800 --> 02:48:36,320
what that is or where that is.

5339
02:48:36,360 --> 02:48:36,960
There's no link.

5340
02:48:37,040 --> 02:48:37,880
There's no hyperlink.

5341
02:48:39,000 --> 02:48:40,710
Tom was born on February the 8th,

5342
02:48:40,710 --> 02:48:43,020
1953 in San Fran.

5343
02:48:43,640 --> 02:48:45,680
Saisco is of Northern Italian

5344
02:48:45,680 --> 02:48:46,820
descent.

5345
02:48:47,820 --> 02:48:49,320
He holds dual citizenship, the

5346
02:48:49,320 --> 02:48:51,570
US and Italy, and currently

5347
02:48:51,570 --> 02:48:53,060
lives in Genoa.

5348
02:48:53,520 --> 02:48:54,790
And there is his fucking phone

5349
02:48:54,790 --> 02:48:55,740
number again.

5350
02:48:55,900 --> 02:48:56,960
Mad to give the phone number

5351
02:48:56,960 --> 02:48:57,260
out.

5352
02:48:57,680 --> 02:48:59,280
I wouldn't do that, Tom.

5353
02:48:59,780 --> 02:49:00,590
You don't know what's going to

5354
02:49:00,590 --> 02:49:01,140
happen.

5355
02:49:02,060 --> 02:49:02,700
Now let's have a little look at

5356
02:49:02,700 --> 02:49:04,140
the catalogue of music.

5357
02:49:04,320 --> 02:49:06,000
Hopefully we can get some

5358
02:49:06,000 --> 02:49:08,060
choice Tom Terillio magic to

5359
02:49:08,060 --> 02:49:10,240
listen to while we're looking

5360
02:49:10,240 --> 02:49:10,960
through

5361
02:49:10,960 --> 02:49:11,540
his gallery.

5362
02:49:13,140 --> 02:49:13,920
Catalogue of music.

5363
02:49:13,920 --> 02:49:15,530
Welcome to my ever-expanding

5364
02:49:15,530 --> 02:49:16,800
catalogue of songs.

5365
02:49:17,480 --> 02:49:18,870
All of the songs were written

5366
02:49:18,870 --> 02:49:20,100
in full or powered by Tom.

5367
02:49:20,400 --> 02:49:22,020
BMI, Body Mass Index.

5368
02:49:22,540 --> 02:49:26,640
All of these songs are licensable.

5369
02:49:27,540 --> 02:49:27,800
Okay?

5370
02:49:28,420 --> 02:49:29,980
The songs are published through

5371
02:49:29,980 --> 02:49:31,180
Pierce Beach Music.

5372
02:49:32,260 --> 02:49:33,360
Body Mass Index.

5373
02:49:33,800 --> 02:49:35,580
All songs are copyrighted and

5374
02:49:35,580 --> 02:49:37,360
registered with the Harry Fox

5375
02:49:37,360 --> 02:49:38,100
Agency.

5376
02:49:38,640 --> 02:49:40,650
All of the songs are on the Festa

5377
02:49:40,650 --> 02:49:41,680
Records label.

5378
02:49:41,780 --> 02:49:42,420
Hot jaj!

5379
02:49:42,620 --> 02:49:43,690
Thank you very, very much for

5380
02:49:43,690 --> 02:49:44,200
your tip.

5381
02:49:44,620 --> 02:49:45,460
Very, very kind of you.

5382
02:49:46,040 --> 02:49:46,640
Hope the weather in Ireland is

5383
02:49:46,640 --> 02:49:47,600
treating you well.

5384
02:49:47,660 --> 02:49:48,000
It is.

5385
02:49:48,080 --> 02:49:48,520
It's hot.

5386
02:49:49,260 --> 02:49:50,360
It's clammy.

5387
02:49:52,260 --> 02:49:53,250
Some songs appear in more than

5388
02:49:53,250 --> 02:49:54,940
one category.

5389
02:49:55,620 --> 02:49:56,800
Let's go with something here.

5390
02:49:58,800 --> 02:49:59,700
Let's go with something.

5391
02:49:59,700 --> 02:50:01,510
I just want the longest tune so

5392
02:50:01,510 --> 02:50:03,140
I don't have to keep coming

5393
02:50:03,140 --> 02:50:03,680
back.

5394
02:50:03,940 --> 02:50:05,160
Go with the coffee song.

5395
02:50:05,160 --> 02:50:10,820
Please don't 404 me.

5396
02:50:12,120 --> 02:50:13,160
Not found.

5397
02:50:14,160 --> 02:50:14,800
Fuck.

5398
02:50:16,780 --> 02:50:18,600
We're going to get 404'd.

5399
02:50:19,860 --> 02:50:22,720
I think in every avenue we go

5400
02:50:22,720 --> 02:50:24,360
down here.

5401
02:50:25,220 --> 02:50:26,500
My Roman holiday.

5402
02:50:29,400 --> 02:50:30,980
Getting fucking 404'd.

5403
02:50:33,160 --> 02:50:34,490
Mustn't have kept up the

5404
02:50:34,490 --> 02:50:36,740
payment on the hosting on the...

5405
02:50:36,740 --> 02:50:37,380
Whatever it is.

5406
02:50:37,420 --> 02:50:37,780
I'm not...

5407
02:50:37,780 --> 02:50:38,540
I don't know what...

5408
02:50:38,540 --> 02:50:39,700
How you'd...

5409
02:50:39,700 --> 02:50:40,420
Do a website.

5410
02:50:40,600 --> 02:50:41,750
But I'm just thinking maybe he

5411
02:50:41,750 --> 02:50:43,220
didn't keep up the payments.

5412
02:50:47,400 --> 02:50:48,640
Autumn in Vilnius.

5413
02:50:49,600 --> 02:50:50,820
Coffee song in sea.

5414
02:50:53,900 --> 02:50:54,640
Not found.

5415
02:50:54,740 --> 02:50:55,280
It's not happening.

5416
02:50:56,120 --> 02:50:56,980
Back to gallery.

5417
02:50:56,980 --> 02:50:57,280
Gallery.

5418
02:50:57,280 --> 02:51:07,280
Lovely stuff.

5419
02:51:13,280 --> 02:51:14,620
It's a great situation.

5420
02:51:14,880 --> 02:51:16,450
And it's a lovely squeeze box

5421
02:51:16,450 --> 02:51:18,020
he's wielding there.

5422
02:51:18,280 --> 02:51:20,080
Vince Neil of Motley Crue.

5423
02:51:21,660 --> 02:51:22,080
Okay.

5424
02:51:22,520 --> 02:51:23,240
Vince Neil.

5425
02:51:24,060 --> 02:51:24,760
Somebody had already said it

5426
02:51:24,760 --> 02:51:25,300
there.

5427
02:51:25,380 --> 02:51:25,660
Jimmy.

5428
02:51:26,120 --> 02:51:27,360
Fan of Vince Neil.

5429
02:51:28,580 --> 02:51:29,300
So these aren't just any

5430
02:51:29,300 --> 02:51:31,730
fucking Tom Dick or Harry he's

5431
02:51:31,730 --> 02:51:33,900
grabbed for a picture.

5432
02:51:34,020 --> 02:51:35,780
These are real famous cunts.

5433
02:51:36,340 --> 02:51:36,940
And we're going to see some

5434
02:51:36,940 --> 02:51:38,210
more of them right here right

5435
02:51:38,210 --> 02:51:38,600
now.

5436
02:51:39,240 --> 02:51:39,920
I'm interested.

5437
02:51:40,180 --> 02:51:40,760
I'm excited.

5438
02:51:46,760 --> 02:51:47,720
And it's struggling.

5439
02:51:49,980 --> 02:51:52,080
That is that place around where

5440
02:51:52,080 --> 02:51:55,980
the fucking Yoda...

5441
02:51:55,980 --> 02:51:58,400
Nearby the Yoda statue fountain.

5442
02:51:59,440 --> 02:52:01,740
Which the uncle flew over last

5443
02:52:01,740 --> 02:52:02,240
year.

5444
02:52:02,780 --> 02:52:03,360
In a stream.

5445
02:52:03,780 --> 02:52:04,440
Would you believe that?

5446
02:52:05,560 --> 02:52:06,680
Don't know who this is.

5447
02:52:09,000 --> 02:52:10,080
It hasn't...

5448
02:52:10,080 --> 02:52:11,560
It's not got a strand on it.

5449
02:52:11,960 --> 02:52:12,780
It doesn't say.

5450
02:52:15,860 --> 02:52:17,140
And a lovely Vespa.

5451
02:52:20,420 --> 02:52:20,820
Squeezy.

5452
02:52:22,100 --> 02:52:23,680
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

5453
02:52:32,160 --> 02:52:32,980
Two boys.

5454
02:52:34,580 --> 02:52:36,360
The Late Show of David Letterman.

5455
02:52:36,360 --> 02:52:37,700
COVID.

5456
02:52:49,920 --> 02:52:50,640
COVID.

5457
02:52:55,640 --> 02:52:56,200
COVID.

5458
02:53:00,920 --> 02:53:03,260
He did well, didn't he?

5459
02:53:03,960 --> 02:53:06,600
Old fucking squeezy Tom.

5460
02:53:06,880 --> 02:53:07,620
Back in the day.

5461
02:53:07,620 --> 02:53:08,800
Did well.

5462
02:53:09,880 --> 02:53:10,540
For a play to him.

5463
02:53:13,340 --> 02:53:14,860
Tom's getting squeezed.

5464
02:53:19,060 --> 02:53:20,160
Cleaned up the cut.

5465
02:53:23,440 --> 02:53:24,420
Squeezy Tom.

5466
02:53:24,520 --> 02:53:25,480
Back in blues.

5467
02:53:26,600 --> 02:53:27,680
I love Terillia.

5468
02:53:27,680 --> 02:53:27,720
I love Terillia.

5469
02:53:29,520 --> 02:53:29,960
Lederhosen.

5470
02:53:30,280 --> 02:53:30,900
Pretzel.

5471
02:53:31,480 --> 02:53:32,480
And Biersteiner.

5472
02:53:33,440 --> 02:53:34,220
Collector's item.

5473
02:53:35,120 --> 02:53:36,540
Squeezy Tom in Germany.

5474
02:53:36,780 --> 02:53:37,680
The German...

5475
02:53:37,680 --> 02:53:39,180
The Bavarian Chronicles.

5476
02:53:39,340 --> 02:53:40,580
The Squeezy Tom.

5477
02:53:49,060 --> 02:53:50,560
Look at the colour of that.

5478
02:53:51,320 --> 02:53:52,900
It's a heavy orange, isn't it?

5479
02:53:53,480 --> 02:53:54,440
Looks, I'm getting,

5480
02:53:55,020 --> 02:53:55,800
I was mocking it,

5481
02:53:55,860 --> 02:53:56,800
but then when I zoomed in,

5482
02:53:56,840 --> 02:53:57,920
I started to get hungry.

5483
02:54:05,760 --> 02:54:07,060
Who's this he's with now?

5484
02:54:07,420 --> 02:54:08,160
Peter Hitchens.

5485
02:54:10,420 --> 02:54:10,940
No.

5486
02:54:12,980 --> 02:54:13,900
The Pope.

5487
02:54:13,900 --> 02:54:20,340
You never see a leopard print

5488
02:54:20,340 --> 02:54:23,660
tie, do you?

5489
02:54:24,660 --> 02:54:25,900
You never see it.

5490
02:54:34,800 --> 02:54:36,680
I think he's gone electric with

5491
02:54:36,680 --> 02:54:40,880
that one.

5492
02:54:41,080 --> 02:54:42,010
That looks like you plugged

5493
02:54:42,010 --> 02:54:42,480
that in.

5494
02:54:42,480 --> 02:54:45,660
You can still get him.

5495
02:54:49,960 --> 02:54:54,960
Who is he?

5496
02:54:55,320 --> 02:54:56,360
He must be famous,

5497
02:54:56,560 --> 02:54:57,540
but there's no strand.

5498
02:54:58,500 --> 02:55:00,480
There is no strand on that one.

5499
02:55:05,840 --> 02:55:06,240
Gondolier.

5500
02:55:06,720 --> 02:55:08,100
He got a boat, didn't he?

5501
02:55:08,120 --> 02:55:09,250
And he fucking managed to do

5502
02:55:09,250 --> 02:55:09,620
that.

5503
02:55:10,120 --> 02:55:11,920
Does he really operate?

5504
02:55:12,580 --> 02:55:15,280
That looks like a long way to

5505
02:55:15,280 --> 02:55:15,580
go

5506
02:55:15,580 --> 02:55:17,630
in terms of getting yourself

5507
02:55:17,630 --> 02:55:18,420
dressed up

5508
02:55:18,420 --> 02:55:19,340
like a gondolier

5509
02:55:19,340 --> 02:55:20,980
to pretend to be one for a

5510
02:55:20,980 --> 02:55:21,700
photo.

5511
02:55:22,240 --> 02:55:23,200
I think he must.

5512
02:55:24,960 --> 02:55:26,040
He must do it.

5513
02:55:26,080 --> 02:55:27,220
He must know his onions

5514
02:55:27,220 --> 02:55:28,240
when it comes to

5515
02:55:28,240 --> 02:55:30,120
steering those boats around

5516
02:55:30,120 --> 02:55:30,820
Venice.

5517
02:55:33,340 --> 02:55:35,040
Imagine him on the gondola

5518
02:55:35,040 --> 02:55:36,530
and then getting the squeeze

5519
02:55:36,530 --> 02:55:37,500
box out as well.

5520
02:55:38,620 --> 02:55:39,480
Fantastic stuff.

5521
02:55:39,480 --> 02:55:39,600
Fantastic stuff.

5522
02:55:39,600 --> 02:55:45,280
It's a massive accordion meetup

5523
02:55:45,280 --> 02:55:46,860
in San Francisco.

5524
02:55:50,260 --> 02:55:53,860
And interesting set up here.

5525
02:55:55,780 --> 02:55:56,260
The drummer,

5526
02:55:57,260 --> 02:55:58,540
bassist,

5527
02:55:58,700 --> 02:55:59,400
an accordion,

5528
02:55:59,560 --> 02:56:00,680
and lead vocals

5529
02:56:00,680 --> 02:56:02,820
from Tom as well.

5530
02:56:02,820 --> 02:56:06,360
Oh, wow.

5531
02:56:06,760 --> 02:56:07,420
This is a dream.

5532
02:56:07,480 --> 02:56:08,420
This is his fantasy.

5533
02:56:09,800 --> 02:56:11,360
Or maybe that's where he lives.

5534
02:56:12,400 --> 02:56:14,160
A giant accordion.

5535
02:56:14,900 --> 02:56:16,180
He's got a hot rod

5536
02:56:16,180 --> 02:56:17,640
out the front as well.

5537
02:56:20,400 --> 02:56:21,200
which he uses

5538
02:56:21,200 --> 02:56:21,220
which he uses

5539
02:56:21,220 --> 02:56:22,440
to do drag races

5540
02:56:22,440 --> 02:56:24,520
with.

5541
02:56:29,180 --> 02:56:30,120
Fucking house

5542
02:56:30,120 --> 02:56:31,640
in the shape of an accordion

5543
02:56:31,640 --> 02:56:33,480
in Genoa.

5544
02:56:35,380 --> 02:56:36,800
Okay, we can go back now.

5545
02:56:36,880 --> 02:56:38,520
That was the Tom Terillia

5546
02:56:38,520 --> 02:56:39,340
detour.

5547
02:56:39,700 --> 02:56:40,780
A real nice guy.

5548
02:56:41,060 --> 02:56:47,060
*applause*

5549
02:56:47,060 --> 02:56:56,490
This guy now, how would you

5550
02:56:56,490 --> 02:57:03,270
follow Tom and the accordion

5551
02:57:03,270 --> 02:57:04,880
and the rollerblades and just

5552
02:57:04,880 --> 02:57:07,060
be this guy? What's his USP?

5553
02:57:07,060 --> 02:57:09,570
Using the web specifically to

5554
02:57:09,570 --> 02:57:12,150
position yourself in a remote

5555
02:57:12,150 --> 02:57:14,170
place so you can control a

5556
02:57:14,170 --> 02:57:17,070
robot remotely, for example.

5557
02:57:17,070 --> 02:57:18,060
You'd be able to guide, say an

5558
02:57:18,060 --> 02:57:19,070
arm, or you'd be able to steer

5559
02:57:19,070 --> 02:57:19,940
something around and look

5560
02:57:19,940 --> 02:57:21,060
around and talk with people.

5561
02:57:21,060 --> 02:57:22,920
So when I became involved in

5562
02:57:22,920 --> 02:57:25,210
research labs, it seemed pretty

5563
02:57:25,210 --> 02:57:27,120
obvious that what we would do

5564
02:57:27,120 --> 02:57:28,970
is try to take machines that

5565
02:57:28,970 --> 02:57:30,330
Mark had made and his

5566
02:57:30,330 --> 02:57:32,450
colleagues and allow people to

5567
02:57:32,450 --> 02:57:34,060
control remotely.

5568
02:57:34,060 --> 02:57:35,740
So, some examples of that are,

5569
02:57:35,740 --> 02:57:37,190
we basically placed a small

5570
02:57:37,190 --> 02:57:38,790
little track robot that looks

5571
02:57:38,790 --> 02:57:40,170
sort of like something the

5572
02:57:40,170 --> 02:57:41,640
police might use to diffuse

5573
02:57:41,640 --> 02:57:43,060
bombs or something.

5574
02:57:43,060 --> 02:57:44,580
But it basically dropped them

5575
02:57:44,580 --> 02:57:46,040
down to Market Street and let

5576
02:57:46,040 --> 02:57:47,620
people through a Java applet,

5577
02:57:47,620 --> 02:57:49,060
control that remotely.

5578
02:57:49,060 --> 02:57:51,060
Be in the web.

5579
02:57:51,060 --> 02:57:54,420
Java applet online, control the

5580
02:57:54,420 --> 02:57:58,060
robot in downtown San Francisco.

5581
02:57:58,060 --> 02:57:59,470
Robot running around on the

5582
02:57:59,470 --> 02:58:01,100
street. What was the response

5583
02:58:01,100 --> 02:58:02,060
that people had?

5584
02:58:02,060 --> 02:58:04,140
Right. Yeah, people definitely

5585
02:58:04,140 --> 02:58:05,960
took another look. I mean, this

5586
02:58:05,960 --> 02:58:08,210
is completely out of place. And

5587
02:58:08,210 --> 02:58:09,910
I think it's... the idea was

5588
02:58:09,910 --> 02:58:12,780
that we had these anonymous-controlled

5589
02:58:12,780 --> 02:58:15,060
people from Muscone Center.

5590
02:58:15,060 --> 02:58:17,060
People weren't arsed.

5591
02:58:17,060 --> 02:58:19,090
You were fucking messing around

5592
02:58:19,090 --> 02:58:20,800
with a robot in downtown San

5593
02:58:20,800 --> 02:58:23,060
Francisco and nobody was arsed.

5594
02:58:23,060 --> 02:58:24,520
It was supposed to be a little

5595
02:58:24,520 --> 02:58:26,350
bit of a gorilla undertaking. I'm

5596
02:58:26,350 --> 02:58:27,950
assuming it's probably hard to

5597
02:58:27,950 --> 02:58:29,450
get insurance and things like

5598
02:58:29,450 --> 02:58:31,040
that for robots running around

5599
02:58:31,040 --> 02:58:32,060
on the street.

5600
02:58:32,060 --> 02:58:33,720
Right. Well, this was done very

5601
02:58:33,720 --> 02:58:35,340
quickly. We basically dropped

5602
02:58:35,340 --> 02:58:36,550
it down, brought up some

5603
02:58:36,550 --> 02:58:38,150
wireless networking down, set

5604
02:58:38,150 --> 02:58:39,550
this up and just went for about

5605
02:58:39,550 --> 02:58:40,970
an hour and then boom, we were

5606
02:58:40,970 --> 02:58:42,060
out of there.

5607
02:58:42,060 --> 02:58:43,610
So, these things happen kind of

5608
02:58:43,610 --> 02:58:44,060
fast.

5609
02:58:44,060 --> 02:58:45,110
Okay, tell me about the

5610
02:58:45,110 --> 02:58:46,500
experimental interaction you

5611
02:58:46,500 --> 02:58:47,980
did. That's another group that

5612
02:58:47,980 --> 02:58:49,410
you're involved with. It has a

5613
02:58:49,410 --> 02:58:50,060
website.

5614
02:58:50,060 --> 02:58:51,630
Right. So, this was a little

5615
02:58:51,630 --> 02:58:53,330
closer. This is something that

5616
02:58:53,330 --> 02:58:55,040
I basically started and there's

5617
02:58:55,040 --> 02:58:56,490
some other people involved as

5618
02:58:56,490 --> 02:58:58,050
well. I just wanted to look at

5619
02:58:58,050 --> 02:58:59,060
different issues.

5620
02:58:59,060 --> 02:59:01,060
Personal tactical technology.

5621
02:59:01,060 --> 02:59:02,370
The people involved. A little

5622
02:59:02,370 --> 02:59:03,060
closer at home.

5623
02:59:05,060 --> 02:59:06,620
Actively engage in ongoing

5624
02:59:06,620 --> 02:59:08,450
research into physical, aural

5625
02:59:08,450 --> 02:59:10,100
and something interactions

5626
02:59:10,100 --> 02:59:12,060
between humans and machines.

5627
02:59:12,060 --> 02:59:13,660
The various permutations of

5628
02:59:13,660 --> 02:59:15,060
these interactions.

5629
02:59:15,060 --> 02:59:16,490
Conducting preliminary

5630
02:59:16,490 --> 02:59:17,730
investigations into

5631
02:59:17,730 --> 02:59:19,320
technological disruption

5632
02:59:19,320 --> 02:59:20,060
systems.

5633
02:59:20,060 --> 02:59:21,520
Weapons. Weapons of mass

5634
02:59:21,520 --> 02:59:23,350
destruction. Various personal

5635
02:59:23,350 --> 02:59:26,060
tele-activity enabling devices.

5636
02:59:26,060 --> 02:59:29,130
Specifically systems of embodiment.

5637
02:59:29,130 --> 02:59:32,140
Telecrime. Tele-obliteration. A

5638
02:59:32,140 --> 02:59:33,870
few of these projects are

5639
02:59:33,870 --> 02:59:37,100
listed below. Please check back.

5640
02:59:37,100 --> 02:59:39,060
Subscribe to the newsletter.

5641
02:59:39,060 --> 02:59:40,420
Right. So, this was a little

5642
02:59:40,420 --> 02:59:41,920
closer. This is something that

5643
02:59:41,920 --> 02:59:43,060
I basically...

5644
02:59:43,060 --> 02:59:45,330
Dialogues and demonstrations of

5645
02:59:45,330 --> 02:59:46,980
imminent human machines

5646
02:59:46,980 --> 02:59:48,060
interfaces.

5647
02:59:48,060 --> 02:59:49,270
Started and there's some other

5648
02:59:49,270 --> 02:59:50,670
people involved as well. It was,

5649
02:59:50,670 --> 02:59:51,550
I just wanted to look at

5650
02:59:51,550 --> 02:59:52,860
different issues specifically

5651
02:59:52,860 --> 02:59:54,200
involving interactions. So,

5652
02:59:54,200 --> 02:59:55,060
rather than sort of huge,

5653
02:59:55,060 --> 02:59:57,340
large scale performances. I

5654
02:59:57,340 --> 02:59:59,350
wanted to look at designing

5655
02:59:59,350 --> 03:00:01,710
systems and little devices that

5656
03:00:01,710 --> 03:00:04,060
had some other issues of telepresence.

5657
03:00:04,060 --> 03:00:05,060
Tell me about the blimps.

5658
03:00:05,060 --> 03:00:07,060
Tell me about the blimps.

5659
03:00:07,060 --> 03:00:09,010
The blimps involved in this

5660
03:00:09,010 --> 03:00:10,860
somewhere. Right. Well, blimps,

5661
03:00:10,860 --> 03:00:12,060
that was something I did...

5662
03:00:12,060 --> 03:00:14,060
Let me see your blimp.

5663
03:00:14,060 --> 03:00:15,780
A couple years ago, basically

5664
03:00:15,780 --> 03:00:17,820
they're small helium filled blimps

5665
03:00:17,820 --> 03:00:19,310
that were probably around a

5666
03:00:19,310 --> 03:00:20,710
room and they had a little

5667
03:00:20,710 --> 03:00:22,300
camera on them and some other

5668
03:00:22,300 --> 03:00:24,060
wireless sort of sensors.

5669
03:00:24,060 --> 03:00:26,060
Red blimp. Eyeball blimp.

5670
03:00:26,060 --> 03:00:27,990
Fly this again through a Java

5671
03:00:27,990 --> 03:00:30,060
adlet right there web page.

5672
03:00:30,060 --> 03:00:32,060
Silver blimp. Smallest.

5673
03:00:32,060 --> 03:00:33,590
And you have video code for the

5674
03:00:33,590 --> 03:00:35,300
blimp and two-way audio. See

5675
03:00:35,300 --> 03:00:36,060
fly one.

5676
03:00:36,060 --> 03:00:37,060
We've got the blue blimp.

5677
03:00:37,060 --> 03:00:39,350
People just talk remotely and

5678
03:00:39,350 --> 03:00:41,240
it was a really nice thing

5679
03:00:41,240 --> 03:00:43,060
except that...

5680
03:00:43,060 --> 03:00:45,060
Big blimpin' in the NYC.

5681
03:00:45,060 --> 03:00:46,060
"Blimp my ride."

5682
03:00:46,060 --> 03:00:47,060
"Blimp my ride."

5683
03:00:47,060 --> 03:00:48,860
"Okay, so people wanting to

5684
03:00:48,860 --> 03:00:50,810
find more information can go to

5685
03:00:50,810 --> 03:00:52,800
both of those sites and there's

5686
03:00:52,800 --> 03:00:54,730
more information there as well

5687
03:00:54,730 --> 03:00:56,060
as other areas."

5688
03:00:56,060 --> 03:00:57,530
"Right, there's a lot of

5689
03:00:57,530 --> 03:00:59,370
different links especially up

5690
03:00:59,370 --> 03:01:00,060
there."

5691
03:01:00,060 --> 03:01:02,040
Just gonna live on his neck

5692
03:01:02,040 --> 03:01:04,060
here next to his lav mic.

5693
03:01:04,060 --> 03:01:06,060
"Bah ba do ba do boo boo doo.

5694
03:01:06,060 --> 03:01:11,490
Ba ba da boo. Sa ba ba doo si

5695
03:01:11,490 --> 03:01:14,060
ba doo doo."

5696
03:01:14,060 --> 03:01:16,750
"For you to listen to today's

5697
03:01:16,750 --> 03:01:19,790
future websites, just go to the

5698
03:01:19,790 --> 03:01:23,060
Net Cafe site at cmccc.com."

5699
03:01:23,060 --> 03:01:24,300
"In the world of music, the

5700
03:01:24,300 --> 03:01:25,520
internet has become a very

5701
03:01:25,520 --> 03:01:26,800
important new medium for new

5702
03:01:26,800 --> 03:01:28,150
artists and getting new music

5703
03:01:28,150 --> 03:01:30,060
currently the same as true..."

5704
03:01:30,060 --> 03:01:32,060
"Thank you to Glyn."

5705
03:01:32,060 --> 03:01:33,640
"For those involved in theatre

5706
03:01:33,640 --> 03:01:35,030
and drama, playwrights in

5707
03:01:35,030 --> 03:01:36,610
particular, thanks to you two

5708
03:01:36,610 --> 03:01:38,320
guys. This is Mike Cadarian and

5709
03:01:38,320 --> 03:01:39,060
Rob Nob."

5710
03:01:39,060 --> 03:01:42,060
"Rob Nob! No way!"

5711
03:01:42,060 --> 03:01:59,180
"How's it spelled? What are the

5712
03:01:59,180 --> 03:02:07,060
bets there?"

5713
03:02:07,060 --> 03:02:09,090
"Who wants to guess on how it's

5714
03:02:09,090 --> 03:02:10,060
spelled?"

5715
03:02:10,060 --> 03:02:13,250
"Cause if it's fuckin' N-O-B, I

5716
03:02:13,250 --> 03:02:14,880
just don't know what to do with

5717
03:02:14,880 --> 03:02:16,060
my life anymore."

5718
03:02:16,060 --> 03:02:18,790
"If it's K-N, do you reckon it's

5719
03:02:18,790 --> 03:02:22,050
K-N? Do you reckon it's Nab? A-B,

5720
03:02:22,050 --> 03:02:24,060
yeah. K-N-A-B."

5721
03:02:24,060 --> 03:02:27,270
"Yeah, definitely N-O-B-B, 'cause

5722
03:02:27,270 --> 03:02:29,060
that's Nob Hill."

5723
03:02:29,060 --> 03:02:30,180
"I've heard of a place called

5724
03:02:30,180 --> 03:02:31,060
Nob Hill before."

5725
03:02:31,060 --> 03:02:34,060
"Maybe in the States."

5726
03:02:34,060 --> 03:02:36,060
"Double B."

5727
03:02:36,060 --> 03:02:37,060
"Yeah."

5728
03:02:37,060 --> 03:02:40,140
"I don't think it's gonna be K-N-O-B,

5729
03:02:40,140 --> 03:02:43,060
but I'll be very happy if it is."

5730
03:02:43,060 --> 03:02:46,060
"Obviously the gold will be N-O-B."

5731
03:02:46,060 --> 03:02:48,060
"Let's see how we get on."

5732
03:02:48,060 --> 03:02:52,060
"For playwrights."

5733
03:02:52,060 --> 03:02:54,120
"He's got the fuckin' suspenders

5734
03:02:54,120 --> 03:02:55,060
on as well."

5735
03:02:55,060 --> 03:03:12,940
and the thousands right

5736
03:03:12,940 --> 03:03:29,300
please give us the strand

5737
03:03:29,300 --> 03:03:33,160
it's rob nop

5738
03:03:33,160 --> 03:03:39,060
wrong sound there

5739
03:03:39,060 --> 03:03:40,760
I need to have a kind of exasperated

5740
03:03:40,760 --> 03:03:43,440
from the audience

5741
03:03:43,440 --> 03:03:46,980
we were robbed all of us got it

5742
03:03:46,980 --> 03:03:47,400
wrong

5743
03:03:47,400 --> 03:03:48,620
everyone got it wrong

5744
03:03:48,620 --> 03:04:09,400
Stu has a veritable selection

5745
03:04:09,400 --> 03:04:11,940
of Ralph Lauren polo sport

5746
03:04:11,940 --> 03:04:13,360
shirts

5747
03:04:13,360 --> 03:04:15,380
and I'm liking the kind of

5748
03:04:15,380 --> 03:04:16,860
muted tone of this

5749
03:04:16,860 --> 03:04:19,800
whatever you call that beige

5750
03:04:19,800 --> 03:04:20,140
maybe

5751
03:04:20,140 --> 03:04:22,300
it would go with a lot of stuff

5752
03:04:22,300 --> 03:04:23,870
and it suits him really well as

5753
03:04:23,870 --> 03:04:24,180
well

5754
03:04:24,180 --> 03:04:26,150
he usually likes to blast you

5755
03:04:26,150 --> 03:04:27,360
with a heavy blue

5756
03:04:27,360 --> 03:04:29,100
or a red you know

5757
03:04:29,100 --> 03:04:30,420
or even a green

5758
03:04:30,420 --> 03:04:32,270
I've never seen this sort of

5759
03:04:32,270 --> 03:04:32,800
subtle

5760
03:04:32,800 --> 03:04:35,380
shade on him but it works

5761
03:04:35,380 --> 03:04:42,220
yeah it makes me want to

5762
03:04:42,220 --> 03:04:47,130
fucking buy Ralph Lauren polo

5763
03:04:47,130 --> 03:04:47,660
shorts

5764
03:04:47,660 --> 03:04:49,330
shirts or shorts maybe I don't

5765
03:04:49,330 --> 03:04:49,560
know

5766
03:04:49,560 --> 03:04:50,640
and get down to TK Maxx

5767
03:04:50,640 --> 03:04:51,880
tomorrow and have a look

5768
03:04:51,880 --> 03:04:53,860
but I mean TK Maxx it's like

5769
03:04:53,860 --> 03:04:55,810
they try to make it seem as

5770
03:04:55,810 --> 03:04:57,370
though you're getting great

5771
03:04:57,370 --> 03:04:57,900
value on it

5772
03:04:57,900 --> 03:04:59,020
but you're still having to

5773
03:04:59,020 --> 03:05:00,240
fucking pay through the nose

5774
03:05:00,240 --> 03:05:00,720
for stuff

5775
03:05:00,720 --> 03:05:03,760
it's just not as expensive

5776
03:05:03,760 --> 03:05:05,850
thank you very much there Rob

5777
03:05:05,850 --> 03:05:06,460
Knob

5778
03:05:06,460 --> 03:05:07,200
there's an echo

5779
03:05:07,200 --> 03:05:09,240
there's an echo on the stream

5780
03:05:09,240 --> 03:05:10,040
audio feed

5781
03:05:10,040 --> 03:05:13,260
I don't know I haven't heard

5782
03:05:13,260 --> 03:05:14,400
anything

5783
03:05:14,400 --> 03:05:15,910
I haven't heard anything like

5784
03:05:15,910 --> 03:05:16,140
that

5785
03:05:16,140 --> 03:05:27,100
thank you very much though

5786
03:05:27,100 --> 03:05:28,520
Gavin Brown for the tip and Rob

5787
03:05:28,520 --> 03:05:28,780
Knob

5788
03:05:28,780 --> 03:05:48,080
Michael Dederian

5789
03:05:48,080 --> 03:05:50,710
you don't get many haircuts

5790
03:05:50,710 --> 03:05:52,480
like that anymore

5791
03:05:52,480 --> 03:05:53,300
eh

5792
03:05:53,300 --> 03:06:00,130
I'd be partial to that sort of

5793
03:06:00,130 --> 03:06:02,000
hairstyle

5794
03:06:02,000 --> 03:06:04,320
they're too lazy to go to the

5795
03:06:04,320 --> 03:06:04,640
uh

5796
03:06:04,640 --> 03:06:06,660
the barber

5797
03:06:06,660 --> 03:06:09,360
eh

5798
03:06:09,360 --> 03:06:18,810
he's harsuit I think because he's

5799
03:06:18,810 --> 03:06:21,700
got a hairy

5800
03:06:21,700 --> 03:06:22,540
no it doesn't

5801
03:06:22,540 --> 03:06:24,740
okay and uh we at this point

5802
03:06:24,740 --> 03:06:26,590
only get to read them insofar

5803
03:06:26,590 --> 03:06:28,210
as we run through them as we're

5804
03:06:28,210 --> 03:06:29,280
checking the formatting

5805
03:06:29,280 --> 03:06:30,400
okay uh get to

5806
03:06:30,400 --> 03:06:31,390
but you don't actually read

5807
03:06:31,390 --> 03:06:32,580
them but I mean this is sort of

5808
03:06:32,580 --> 03:06:33,770
a criteria you've got a pass as

5809
03:06:33,770 --> 03:06:34,420
a playwright

5810
03:06:34,420 --> 03:06:35,360
but you guys don't like it

5811
03:06:35,360 --> 03:06:37,990
no no no I want to get it up

5812
03:06:37,990 --> 03:06:39,080
there I just send it to you

5813
03:06:39,080 --> 03:06:41,350
you know we don't critique them

5814
03:06:41,350 --> 03:06:42,840
we don't judge them

5815
03:06:42,840 --> 03:06:44,290
if you're a playwright you go

5816
03:06:44,290 --> 03:06:45,740
to play then we're there that

5817
03:06:45,740 --> 03:06:47,120
we'll find now do you have any

5818
03:06:47,120 --> 03:06:47,880
success stories

5819
03:06:47,880 --> 03:06:48,910
or somebody who posts to the

5820
03:06:48,910 --> 03:06:49,500
play out there

5821
03:06:49,500 --> 03:06:50,940
and lowball some producers some

5822
03:06:50,940 --> 03:06:52,300
theater community licenses

5823
03:06:52,300 --> 03:06:54,400
yeah quite a few actually

5824
03:06:54,400 --> 03:06:55,420
really we don't know them all

5825
03:06:55,420 --> 03:06:56,220
because uh we know that

5826
03:06:56,220 --> 03:06:57,390
productions have happened that

5827
03:06:57,390 --> 03:06:58,200
we never hear about them

5828
03:06:58,200 --> 03:06:59,340
since we put these plays up

5829
03:06:59,340 --> 03:07:00,660
there producers can find them

5830
03:07:00,660 --> 03:07:02,140
contact the playwright directly

5831
03:07:02,140 --> 03:07:03,570
we may never hear about them so

5832
03:07:03,570 --> 03:07:05,160
it's hard to know exactly how

5833
03:07:05,160 --> 03:07:06,780
many minutes we estimate over

5834
03:07:06,780 --> 03:07:08,530
30 years ago that actually got

5835
03:07:08,530 --> 03:07:10,020
produced yeah so they found

5836
03:07:10,020 --> 03:07:11,700
these plays on your side now

5837
03:07:11,700 --> 03:07:13,440
partially as we are just found

5838
03:07:13,440 --> 03:07:15,280
them they found them in some

5839
03:07:15,280 --> 03:07:17,040
trash outside on the street

5840
03:07:17,040 --> 03:07:21,910
we got everything we got comedies

5841
03:07:21,910 --> 03:07:26,270
we got tragedies we got dramas

5842
03:07:26,270 --> 03:07:30,260
we got comic turns we got the

5843
03:07:30,260 --> 03:07:34,110
payoff we got to be seen and

5844
03:07:34,110 --> 03:07:35,620
not heard

5845
03:07:35,620 --> 03:07:37,450
light and fluffy up the stairs

5846
03:07:37,450 --> 03:07:39,010
down the stairs man in the

5847
03:07:39,010 --> 03:07:39,420
chair

5848
03:07:39,420 --> 03:07:43,220
so pretty much it's a one actor

5849
03:07:43,220 --> 03:07:45,310
is a full play screen plays or

5850
03:07:45,310 --> 03:07:46,220
whatever that

5851
03:07:46,220 --> 03:07:48,020
yeah by topic also or is that

5852
03:07:48,020 --> 03:07:48,920
too much right now

5853
03:07:48,920 --> 03:07:54,540
lovely little twist starts on

5854
03:07:54,540 --> 03:07:58,220
him he's not gonna answer wow

5855
03:07:58,220 --> 03:08:08,020
love that little fluid movement

5856
03:08:08,020 --> 03:08:25,970
The year is 3001. It's a world

5857
03:08:25,970 --> 03:08:28,470
of nanotechnology and control

5858
03:08:28,470 --> 03:08:30,500
by devices implanted into their

5859
03:08:30,500 --> 03:08:30,980
bodies.

5860
03:08:31,720 --> 03:08:33,700
The story begins in a cryogenic

5861
03:08:33,700 --> 03:08:35,830
research lab, having managed to

5862
03:08:35,830 --> 03:08:37,790
reduce something I've never

5863
03:08:37,790 --> 03:08:39,030
felt before and don't

5864
03:08:39,030 --> 03:08:41,250
understand. Their plan helped

5865
03:08:41,250 --> 03:08:42,750
them understand what is

5866
03:08:42,750 --> 03:08:44,780
happening. Turns out such and

5867
03:08:44,780 --> 03:08:47,030
such happened. Blah blah blah.

5868
03:08:47,030 --> 03:08:48,660
Rebellion and passion for

5869
03:08:48,660 --> 03:08:51,070
freedom. Full script available.

5870
03:08:51,070 --> 03:08:52,800
SIF, text, and doc.

5871
03:08:55,420 --> 03:09:01,000
Is this a bad thing or is it

5872
03:09:01,000 --> 03:09:03,220
awesome?

5873
03:09:15,340 --> 03:09:16,060
Gameboy.

5874
03:09:23,420 --> 03:09:25,210
That's a hot situation. We

5875
03:09:25,210 --> 03:09:27,180
already saw someone earlier on

5876
03:09:27,180 --> 03:09:28,970
stand up to give a little bit

5877
03:09:28,970 --> 03:09:30,770
of air. Airate his armpits

5878
03:09:30,770 --> 03:09:32,750
because it was a hot situation.

5879
03:09:32,750 --> 03:09:34,820
Hot and sticky. This guy is

5880
03:09:34,820 --> 03:09:37,110
going fucking denim shirt with

5881
03:09:37,110 --> 03:09:39,700
a t-shirt underneath. And then

5882
03:09:39,700 --> 03:09:42,350
he's got suspenders on as well.

5883
03:09:42,350 --> 03:09:44,980
Clamping down the denim on top.

5884
03:09:44,980 --> 03:09:46,720
Sweatbox nation.

5885
03:09:47,420 --> 03:09:48,500
A lot of playwrights do is they

5886
03:09:48,500 --> 03:09:49,810
submit a portion of their play.

5887
03:09:49,810 --> 03:09:50,220
Okay.

5888
03:09:50,220 --> 03:09:52,150
And the denim tucked into the

5889
03:09:52,150 --> 03:09:54,280
trousers as well, which would

5890
03:09:54,280 --> 03:09:55,860
really not allow any air to

5891
03:09:55,860 --> 03:09:58,350
escape. It's a swamp scenario,

5892
03:09:58,350 --> 03:09:59,620
I would guess.

5893
03:10:00,520 --> 03:10:01,480
So then the opponent can get an

5894
03:10:01,480 --> 03:10:02,900
idea of what it might be

5895
03:10:02,900 --> 03:10:04,920
getting interested in. But a

5896
03:10:04,920 --> 03:10:07,100
lot of people submit the...

5897
03:10:07,100 --> 03:10:08,070
What was that there? What was

5898
03:10:08,070 --> 03:10:08,850
that there? There was a

5899
03:10:08,850 --> 03:10:09,930
communication breakdown. Stu

5900
03:10:09,930 --> 03:10:10,900
just trying to...

5901
03:10:10,900 --> 03:10:12,880
Shout over his opponent.

5902
03:10:14,040 --> 03:10:15,560
But his opponent kept talking.

5903
03:10:16,380 --> 03:10:16,960
...stew is they submit a

5904
03:10:16,960 --> 03:10:18,460
portion of their play. Okay.

5905
03:10:18,640 --> 03:10:20,900
First few scenes so that the...

5906
03:10:20,900 --> 03:10:21,600
...stew is they submit a

5907
03:10:21,600 --> 03:10:22,440
portion of their play. Okay.

5908
03:10:22,440 --> 03:10:24,900
...first few scenes so that the...

5909
03:10:24,900 --> 03:10:25,300
...get an idea of what it might

5910
03:10:25,300 --> 03:10:25,700
be getting interested in.

5911
03:10:25,700 --> 03:10:27,700
...where a guest...

5912
03:10:27,700 --> 03:10:30,080
...doesn't back down against

5913
03:10:30,080 --> 03:10:31,660
Stu's rising timbre.

5914
03:10:33,020 --> 03:10:35,820
Stu lost that battle in a rare...

5915
03:10:35,820 --> 03:10:37,520
...fucking scene.

5916
03:10:38,020 --> 03:10:38,890
He may have lost the battle,

5917
03:10:38,890 --> 03:10:40,360
but you know Stu won't lose the

5918
03:10:40,360 --> 03:10:40,760
war.

5919
03:10:46,860 --> 03:10:47,460
Lovely.

5920
03:10:49,760 --> 03:10:50,320
Yeah.

5921
03:10:58,700 --> 03:10:59,420
Fucking...

5922
03:10:59,420 --> 03:11:00,480
...act in the maggot.

5923
03:11:00,700 --> 03:11:01,260
Jig acting.

5924
03:11:01,260 --> 03:11:02,200
...as a playwriting team.

5925
03:11:02,860 --> 03:11:03,760
We're not actually looking at a

5926
03:11:03,760 --> 03:11:05,320
playwriting team, but we have

5927
03:11:05,320 --> 03:11:06,540
each worked on plays.

5928
03:11:06,740 --> 03:11:07,220
...individually.

5929
03:11:07,460 --> 03:11:08,120
As in everybody.

5930
03:11:08,620 --> 03:11:09,000
All right.

5931
03:11:09,140 --> 03:11:10,180
Ceramx.org.

5932
03:11:10,320 --> 03:11:10,580
Thank you.

5933
03:11:10,600 --> 03:11:11,440
Lovely ending.

5934
03:11:12,240 --> 03:11:12,980
Perfect, Stu.

5935
03:11:13,060 --> 03:11:14,740
If you are close of today's

5936
03:11:14,740 --> 03:11:16,670
featured websites, just go to

5937
03:11:16,670 --> 03:11:18,520
the Death Cafe site and see it

5938
03:11:18,520 --> 03:11:19,680
in cd.com.

5939
03:11:20,960 --> 03:11:21,820
Some of the best performing

5940
03:11:21,820 --> 03:11:24,320
arts websites are fan sites.

5941
03:11:24,560 --> 03:11:26,020
Unofficial tributes to singers,

5942
03:11:26,020 --> 03:11:27,630
musicians, performers, other

5943
03:11:27,630 --> 03:11:29,100
stage celebrities...

5944
03:11:29,100 --> 03:11:30,980
...who happen to inspire enough

5945
03:11:30,980 --> 03:11:32,060
passion in their fans to get

5946
03:11:32,060 --> 03:11:33,120
them to create their own

5947
03:11:33,120 --> 03:11:33,800
websites.

5948
03:11:34,280 --> 03:11:35,070
One great example is the

5949
03:11:35,070 --> 03:11:36,470
website for the rock group

5950
03:11:36,470 --> 03:11:37,680
accounting crows.

5951
03:11:38,020 --> 03:11:39,050
Andrew is with that site's

5952
03:11:39,050 --> 03:11:39,740
creator.

5953
03:11:41,200 --> 03:11:42,200
Lisa, you're pretty excited...

5954
03:11:42,200 --> 03:11:42,520
Look.

5955
03:11:43,280 --> 03:11:44,560
Counting crowbars.

5956
03:11:45,920 --> 03:11:47,860
Got a fucking crowbar in the gaff.

5957
03:11:48,520 --> 03:11:49,910
In case anything needs to

5958
03:11:49,910 --> 03:11:50,840
happen.

5959
03:11:50,840 --> 03:12:06,040
Mr. Crows?

5960
03:12:06,040 --> 03:12:06,040
Mr. Crows?

5961
03:12:06,040 --> 03:12:07,340
I don't know what the music had.

5962
03:12:07,960 --> 03:12:08,620
But I just want to get the

5963
03:12:08,620 --> 03:12:09,200
album.

5964
03:12:09,540 --> 03:12:10,480
They are just in case you can't.

5965
03:12:10,480 --> 03:12:12,040
Okay, they're San Francisco Berkley,

5966
03:12:12,040 --> 03:12:12,920
everybody's band.

5967
03:12:13,100 --> 03:12:14,430
They came out in 1994 with

5968
03:12:14,430 --> 03:12:15,510
their album, August and

5969
03:12:15,510 --> 03:12:16,520
Everything After.

5970
03:12:16,820 --> 03:12:18,310
They had a follow-up album, Recovering

5971
03:12:18,310 --> 03:12:19,080
a Satellite.

5972
03:12:19,940 --> 03:12:20,830
They haven't put out that many

5973
03:12:20,830 --> 03:12:22,740
albums, but the few they have

5974
03:12:22,740 --> 03:12:24,280
put out have just gotten a fan

5975
03:12:24,280 --> 03:12:24,660
shift.

5976
03:12:24,920 --> 03:12:26,210
It's amazing to me all over the

5977
03:12:26,210 --> 03:12:26,780
world.

5978
03:12:26,900 --> 03:12:27,740
Right, they're big.

5979
03:12:27,960 --> 03:12:29,340
They just put out a double-I've

5980
03:12:29,340 --> 03:12:30,910
album that I think was a pretty

5981
03:12:30,910 --> 03:12:32,240
popular album as well.

5982
03:12:32,240 --> 03:12:34,570
Okay, so you decided to create

5983
03:12:34,570 --> 03:12:35,340
a site.

5984
03:12:35,580 --> 03:12:36,840
And it looks to me like you

5985
03:12:36,840 --> 03:12:37,760
created a site.

5986
03:12:39,820 --> 03:12:42,440
Counting crows are shit.

5987
03:12:42,960 --> 03:12:43,580
Didn't like them.

5988
03:12:44,320 --> 03:12:45,040
Didn't like them.

5989
03:12:45,120 --> 03:12:45,970
Companies and bands and

5990
03:12:45,970 --> 03:12:47,020
everything sort of runs for

5991
03:12:47,020 --> 03:12:47,660
their money.

5992
03:12:47,960 --> 03:12:51,210
Well, what kind of a commitment

5993
03:12:51,210 --> 03:12:53,220
does that take?

5994
03:12:53,280 --> 03:12:54,310
Well, it's an unbelievable

5995
03:12:54,310 --> 03:12:54,940
commitment.

5996
03:12:55,100 --> 03:12:56,500
I've noticed that there's a lot

5997
03:12:56,500 --> 03:12:58,070
of information out there, and

5998
03:12:58,070 --> 03:12:59,400
it's in lots of forums.

5999
03:12:59,400 --> 03:13:00,920
But not every single person is

6000
03:13:00,920 --> 03:13:01,860
in every forum.

6001
03:13:02,180 --> 03:13:03,310
And so that's where I kind of

6002
03:13:03,310 --> 03:13:05,040
come in and gather from here.

6003
03:13:05,120 --> 03:13:07,040
And this person gives me this

6004
03:13:07,040 --> 03:13:08,200
information.

6005
03:13:08,360 --> 03:13:09,580
That person might just punch it

6006
03:13:09,580 --> 03:13:10,360
all together.

6007
03:13:10,900 --> 03:13:12,560
And it becomes the platform.

6008
03:13:12,980 --> 03:13:13,160
Right.

6009
03:13:13,660 --> 03:13:13,860
Right.

6010
03:13:14,180 --> 03:13:14,920
And it really is.

6011
03:13:15,040 --> 03:13:15,970
I think we've got everything up

6012
03:13:15,970 --> 03:13:16,340
there.

6013
03:13:16,580 --> 03:13:18,940
Audio, video, shot.

6014
03:13:19,300 --> 03:13:20,620
Like, let's talk a little bit

6015
03:13:20,620 --> 03:13:21,780
about the audio.

6016
03:13:23,360 --> 03:13:27,600
Is it legal?

6017
03:13:27,600 --> 03:13:27,640
Is it legal?

6018
03:13:30,640 --> 03:13:30,930
We're downloading the shockwave

6019
03:13:30,930 --> 03:13:34,160
for all the ladies in the cave.

6020
03:13:34,160 --> 03:13:35,420
I don't think it's taking away

6021
03:13:35,420 --> 03:13:36,320
from their money.

6022
03:13:36,440 --> 03:13:37,830
I've heard these guys actually

6023
03:13:37,830 --> 03:13:39,100
encouraged by taping it at

6024
03:13:39,100 --> 03:13:39,960
their shows.

6025
03:13:40,180 --> 03:13:41,040
I don't know if they so much

6026
03:13:41,040 --> 03:13:42,250
encourage them, but they don't

6027
03:13:42,250 --> 03:13:42,780
mind it.

6028
03:13:43,020 --> 03:13:44,130
You know, they've seen them and

6029
03:13:44,130 --> 03:13:44,820
bought them.

6030
03:13:45,080 --> 03:13:45,520
Don't sell.

6031
03:13:45,740 --> 03:13:45,920
Right.

6032
03:13:46,300 --> 03:13:47,080
They really don't mind.

6033
03:13:47,280 --> 03:13:59,620
So look at that.

6034
03:13:59,940 --> 03:14:00,820
The real player.

6035
03:14:01,300 --> 03:14:03,030
Still remember the little dong,

6036
03:14:03,030 --> 03:14:04,260
dong, dong, dong.

6037
03:14:04,520 --> 03:14:05,400
When you open it up.

6038
03:14:06,040 --> 03:14:06,900
And these channels.

6039
03:14:07,140 --> 03:14:07,480
It used to.

6040
03:14:07,660 --> 03:14:09,230
It was the first ever time that

6041
03:14:09,230 --> 03:14:10,920
I'd learned about this thing

6042
03:14:10,920 --> 03:14:12,480
called The Daily Show.

6043
03:14:13,080 --> 03:14:14,850
Didn't call it with Jon Stewart

6044
03:14:14,850 --> 03:14:16,490
back then, but in this little

6045
03:14:16,490 --> 03:14:18,260
bar down the side hatch here,

6046
03:14:18,780 --> 03:14:19,830
you had all these little things

6047
03:14:19,830 --> 03:14:21,480
telling you you could watch.

6048
03:14:22,220 --> 03:14:23,640
And of course, we only had dial-up

6049
03:14:23,640 --> 03:14:25,560
back in the day, so it was

6050
03:14:25,560 --> 03:14:26,100
pathetic.

6051
03:14:26,460 --> 03:14:27,490
You're trying to watch stuff on

6052
03:14:27,490 --> 03:14:27,800
it.

6053
03:14:28,340 --> 03:14:29,290
Didn't really work out for me

6054
03:14:29,290 --> 03:14:29,820
at all.

6055
03:14:30,460 --> 03:14:32,740
But the real player.

6056
03:14:32,920 --> 03:14:33,180
Why?

6057
03:14:33,300 --> 03:14:35,120
How did the real player take on?

6058
03:14:35,120 --> 03:14:37,730
How did Microsoft not have the

6059
03:14:37,730 --> 03:14:40,040
stranglehold on how their

6060
03:14:40,040 --> 03:14:43,100
fucking system played a video?

6061
03:14:44,960 --> 03:14:45,370
I mean, they had Windows Media

6062
03:14:45,370 --> 03:14:47,760
Player, but everything on the

6063
03:14:47,760 --> 03:14:49,760
web was like real player.

6064
03:14:50,740 --> 03:14:51,500
And you had to download maybe

6065
03:14:51,500 --> 03:14:53,580
the shockwave for macro media.

6066
03:14:54,140 --> 03:14:56,090
Maybe it was because it would

6067
03:14:56,090 --> 03:14:57,810
play on loads of different

6068
03:14:57,810 --> 03:14:59,180
systems then.

6069
03:15:00,000 --> 03:15:01,220
Not just Windows.

6070
03:15:04,220 --> 03:15:05,520
VLC back in the day.

6071
03:15:05,520 --> 03:15:07,680
I didn't know about VLC until

6072
03:15:07,680 --> 03:15:09,080
2006?

6073
03:15:11,720 --> 03:15:12,160
2005?

6074
03:15:13,240 --> 03:15:13,680
2004?

6075
03:15:15,440 --> 03:15:16,460
Anti-Trockner.

6076
03:15:16,560 --> 03:15:17,400
Thank you very much.

6077
03:15:18,820 --> 03:15:19,660
For the tip.

6078
03:15:20,160 --> 03:15:21,600
There was like, I had a...

6079
03:15:21,600 --> 03:15:23,400
My computer history was there

6080
03:15:23,400 --> 03:15:25,240
was a fall-off where I stopped

6081
03:15:25,240 --> 03:15:27,020
using computers for a bit.

6082
03:15:27,160 --> 03:15:29,380
And then when broadband hit the

6083
03:15:29,380 --> 03:15:29,900
scene.

6084
03:15:29,940 --> 03:15:31,920
When I discovered broadband,

6085
03:15:31,920 --> 03:15:33,410
even though it had been out for

6086
03:15:33,410 --> 03:15:33,860
years,

6087
03:15:33,860 --> 03:15:36,080
when I discovered it and how

6088
03:15:36,080 --> 03:15:38,490
good it was and how fast it was

6089
03:15:38,490 --> 03:15:40,500
in 2003 or 4,

6090
03:15:40,980 --> 03:15:42,360
then I got back into computers

6091
03:15:42,360 --> 03:15:43,660
again in a big way.

6092
03:15:43,880 --> 03:15:45,330
I had to save up to get my own

6093
03:15:45,330 --> 03:15:46,600
fucking laptop.

6094
03:15:47,680 --> 03:15:48,560
That was when it all...

6095
03:15:48,560 --> 03:15:50,580
The dream began then.

6096
03:15:51,100 --> 03:15:51,380
Do you know?

6097
03:15:51,700 --> 03:15:53,360
And up until then, it was just...

6098
03:15:53,360 --> 03:15:55,680
They still had their...

6099
03:15:55,680 --> 03:16:00,450
The Packard Bell Windows 98 Celeron

6100
03:16:00,450 --> 03:16:02,800
processor at home.

6101
03:16:02,800 --> 03:16:05,160
It was shite.

6102
03:16:06,480 --> 03:16:07,860
But it was brilliant.

6103
03:16:08,700 --> 03:16:10,400
When I first used it, you know?

6104
03:16:10,580 --> 03:16:12,780
But it had aged so badly.

6105
03:16:13,900 --> 03:16:15,650
And I didn't saw lots of stupid

6106
03:16:15,650 --> 03:16:16,860
shit on it as well.

6107
03:16:16,940 --> 03:16:18,170
Probably spyware'd out of it,

6108
03:16:18,170 --> 03:16:18,520
man.

6109
03:16:19,400 --> 03:16:20,320
It was a struggle.

6110
03:16:21,080 --> 03:16:22,020
Got into trouble.

6111
03:16:22,880 --> 03:16:23,760
Got into trouble.

6112
03:16:23,760 --> 03:16:45,180
I downloaded a Metal Gear Solid.

6113
03:16:45,540 --> 03:16:45,960
Windows 98.

6114
03:16:45,960 --> 03:16:48,160
Windows 98.

6115
03:16:48,160 --> 03:16:49,080
Windows 98.

6116
03:16:50,560 --> 03:16:51,720
Not a skin.

6117
03:16:52,220 --> 03:16:53,200
But it changed everything about

6118
03:16:53,200 --> 03:16:54,520
the whole fucking operating

6119
03:16:54,520 --> 03:16:56,020
system when you turned it on.

6120
03:16:56,680 --> 03:16:58,820
And I got into trouble for that.

6121
03:16:58,920 --> 03:17:00,340
And it slowed the computer down.

6122
03:17:00,800 --> 03:17:01,400
Fucked it up.

6123
03:17:01,940 --> 03:17:04,000
My dad went fucking ballistic.

6124
03:17:06,180 --> 03:17:06,660
And...

6125
03:17:06,660 --> 03:17:09,400
It just made it worse as well.

6126
03:17:09,420 --> 03:17:10,340
Because when you turned the

6127
03:17:10,340 --> 03:17:12,100
computer on, it made the sound

6128
03:17:12,100 --> 03:17:14,560
of Solid Snake in an elevator.

6129
03:17:15,300 --> 03:17:15,830
Do you know the elevator at the

6130
03:17:15,830 --> 03:17:17,220
beginning of the game going up

6131
03:17:17,220 --> 03:17:18,460
from dock to the heliport?

6132
03:17:19,560 --> 03:17:21,920
Didn't go down well with the

6133
03:17:21,920 --> 03:17:23,440
family at all.

6134
03:17:23,940 --> 03:17:25,020
Fucked the computer up.

6135
03:17:25,700 --> 03:17:26,140
Spyware.

6136
03:17:39,280 --> 03:17:38,850
I didn't have LimeWire, but I

6137
03:17:38,850 --> 03:17:44,440
had WinMX.

6138
03:17:45,440 --> 03:17:47,230
And no doubt that probably had

6139
03:17:47,230 --> 03:17:48,600
some part to play in the

6140
03:17:48,600 --> 03:17:50,470
slowing down of the computer as

6141
03:17:50,470 --> 03:17:51,060
well.

6142
03:17:52,300 --> 03:17:54,290
WinMX paired with Nero burning

6143
03:17:54,290 --> 03:17:55,060
ROM.

6144
03:17:57,600 --> 03:17:59,020
Once I discovered that, it was

6145
03:17:59,020 --> 03:18:00,760
game over.

6146
03:18:01,400 --> 03:18:03,010
I fucking wasted so much money

6147
03:18:03,010 --> 03:18:03,760
on CDs.

6148
03:18:07,760 --> 03:18:10,880
Chat topics.

6149
03:18:10,880 --> 03:18:37,380
Juicy tidbits.

6150
03:18:37,380 --> 03:18:52,780
And look at that.

6151
03:18:53,040 --> 03:18:53,560
Beautiful.

6152
03:18:54,740 --> 03:18:55,820
I wonder, did she make that?

6153
03:18:55,920 --> 03:18:57,500
Or did a fan submit that for

6154
03:18:57,500 --> 03:18:58,280
the site?

6155
03:18:59,580 --> 03:19:00,440
Someone spent time making that,

6156
03:19:00,440 --> 03:19:01,720
like, you know?

6157
03:19:03,680 --> 03:19:04,160
Lovely.

6158
03:19:04,800 --> 03:19:06,220
Real vaporwave shit.

6159
03:19:06,220 --> 03:19:08,380
How much time are you putting

6160
03:19:08,380 --> 03:19:09,740
that together?

6161
03:19:09,760 --> 03:19:10,520
Oh, it depends.

6162
03:19:10,600 --> 03:19:11,820
Sometimes it can be hours and

6163
03:19:11,820 --> 03:19:12,560
hours a week.

6164
03:19:12,800 --> 03:19:13,720
Sometimes it can just be.

6165
03:19:14,920 --> 03:19:16,060
We're playing it today.

6166
03:19:16,640 --> 03:19:17,730
Okay, for all the County Crow

6167
03:19:17,730 --> 03:19:19,320
fans out there, or maybe who

6168
03:19:19,320 --> 03:19:21,050
wants to come, what's the most

6169
03:19:21,050 --> 03:19:21,900
interesting

6170
03:19:21,900 --> 03:19:23,470
tidbit that someone has sent in

6171
03:19:23,470 --> 03:19:24,610
or that you want to read

6172
03:19:24,610 --> 03:19:25,950
something about your most

6173
03:19:25,950 --> 03:19:26,560
favorite

6174
03:19:26,560 --> 03:19:26,940
band?

6175
03:19:27,160 --> 03:19:28,720
Oh, probably the latest was

6176
03:19:28,720 --> 03:19:30,360
that their new album isn't

6177
03:19:30,360 --> 03:19:32,000
going to be released until

6178
03:19:32,000 --> 03:19:32,960
September.

6179
03:19:32,960 --> 03:19:34,370
And that got a lot of the

6180
03:19:34,370 --> 03:19:36,090
County Crow community quite

6181
03:19:36,090 --> 03:19:37,000
enough for.

6182
03:19:37,340 --> 03:19:39,330
You don't tend to think about

6183
03:19:39,330 --> 03:19:41,880
the County Crow community.

6184
03:19:42,540 --> 03:19:44,020
Chance that they'll give you an

6185
03:19:44,020 --> 03:19:45,390
advanced single to release on

6186
03:19:45,390 --> 03:19:46,080
your site.

6187
03:19:46,080 --> 03:19:47,390
Good boy, wouldn't I be so

6188
03:19:47,390 --> 03:19:47,880
lucky?

6189
03:19:47,880 --> 03:19:48,880
No, I doubt it.

6190
03:19:48,880 --> 03:19:50,100
I doubt that it happened, but I

6191
03:19:50,100 --> 03:19:51,270
haven't been able to be able to

6192
03:19:51,270 --> 03:19:52,300
get a hold of things.

6193
03:19:52,300 --> 03:19:54,550
Actually, I do have a song from

6194
03:19:54,550 --> 03:19:56,530
their album that's yet to be

6195
03:19:56,530 --> 03:19:58,880
released on my site already.

6196
03:19:58,880 --> 03:19:59,980
And the minute their album

6197
03:19:59,980 --> 03:20:01,280
comes out, I'm going to remove

6198
03:20:01,280 --> 03:20:02,430
it, because I don't want to

6199
03:20:02,430 --> 03:20:03,360
step on their toes.

6200
03:20:03,520 --> 03:20:05,030
That doesn't seem like I have

6201
03:20:05,030 --> 03:20:05,360
it.

6202
03:20:05,600 --> 03:20:06,980
I'll have to share my phone.

6203
03:20:06,980 --> 03:20:34,920
That's it.

6204
03:20:34,920 --> 03:20:40,000
Thank you very much for joining

6205
03:20:40,000 --> 03:20:40,760
us.

6206
03:20:40,920 --> 03:20:41,800
Anti-Trockner.

6207
03:20:41,940 --> 03:20:43,060
Thank you very much for the tip.

6208
03:20:43,140 --> 03:20:43,940
Anti-Trockner.

6209
03:20:43,980 --> 03:20:45,000
I'm going to fuck off now.

6210
03:20:45,000 --> 03:20:47,790
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6211
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6212
03:20:50,050 --> 03:20:52,300
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6213
03:20:52,300 --> 03:20:54,760
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6214
03:20:56,760 --> 03:20:57,720
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6215
03:20:57,720 --> 03:21:01,130
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6216
03:21:01,130 --> 03:21:05,680
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6217
03:21:05,680 --> 03:21:07,850
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6218
03:21:07,850 --> 03:21:09,020
and the topic.

6219
03:21:11,680 --> 03:21:13,230
Each Valkyrie is actually

6220
03:21:13,230 --> 03:21:14,640
slightly different.

6221
03:21:15,360 --> 03:21:17,360
We have no two Valkyries alike.

6222
03:21:17,920 --> 03:21:19,080
And that was part of the

6223
03:21:19,080 --> 03:21:22,140
original concept from John Conflict.

6224
03:21:22,140 --> 03:21:23,820
That he didn't want a bunch of

6225
03:21:23,820 --> 03:21:25,320
identical hero women.

6226
03:21:25,320 --> 03:21:26,510
That each could have its own

6227
03:21:26,510 --> 03:21:27,160
character.

6228
03:21:27,520 --> 03:21:29,470
Each Valkyrie artist comes to

6229
03:21:29,470 --> 03:21:30,360
the shop.

6230
03:21:31,140 --> 03:21:31,800
They get down to their

6231
03:21:31,800 --> 03:21:32,780
underwear.

6232
03:21:33,480 --> 03:21:35,160
We wrap them in saran wrap.

6233
03:21:35,780 --> 03:21:37,260
We then grease them down with

6234
03:21:37,260 --> 03:21:37,840
ham.

6235
03:21:38,780 --> 03:21:40,020
And then the family...

6236
03:21:40,020 --> 03:21:41,220
Fucking grease you down with

6237
03:21:41,220 --> 03:21:41,560
ham.