1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 you 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 you 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 you 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 you 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 you 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 you 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 you 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 you 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 you 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 you 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 you 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 you 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 you 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 you 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 you 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 you 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 you 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 you 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 you 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 you 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 you 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 you 23 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 you 24 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 you 25 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 you 26 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:18,600 Power! 27 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,600 Power, peace, power, peace, 28 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,680 wind suck, peace, wind suck. 29 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:56,660 I'm sorry. 30 00:01:56,660 --> 00:02:03,780 I have no belt. 31 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:06,920 Forgot the belt. 32 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:36,900 I'm sorry. 33 00:02:36,900 --> 00:03:06,880 I'm sorry. 34 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:36,860 I'm sorry. 35 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:39,480 Come on. 36 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,740 Come on. 37 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:45,960 You can do it. 38 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:46,960 Land us. 39 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,400 Land us. 40 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,740 Land us. 41 00:03:51,740 --> 00:04:05,080 Holy shit. 42 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:13,610 That was some thrill for this 43 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:16,580 time of a Sunday. 44 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:19,380 Not great weather. 45 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:21,900 Not the worst either. 46 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,880 It's not the worst either. 47 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,320 It could be a lot worse. 48 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:26,900 I've seen worse. 49 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:28,780 I've seen worse. 50 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,660 We've been worse off. 51 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:31,720 We've been worse off. 52 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:34,220 But I forgot the fucking belt. 53 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:38,930 I have to keep on pulling these 54 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,860 leads up. 55 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,540 As I was running up. 56 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:46,460 The pants were almost down. 57 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,480 It was a real Charlie Chaplin 58 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,540 situation. 59 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:52,860 Holy smoke. 60 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:54,290 Let me check there and see if 61 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:56,160 we're still rolling on this way. 62 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,600 Woo. 63 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:08,880 Yeah. 64 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:09,400 We're on. 65 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:09,820 We're on. 66 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:10,800 But. 67 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:13,030 I don't know if we've got 68 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,540 another one. 69 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,730 I think we should have another 70 00:05:15,730 --> 00:05:17,120 one coming straight in behind. 71 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:18,620 Could be Luton. 72 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,040 Could be London. 73 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:21,680 Could be something. 74 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:23,760 Schnoffels. 75 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,100 Thank you very much for the tip. 76 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,720 Very kind of you there Schnoffels. 77 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,440 We have another one. 78 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,340 I'm just checking and seeing 79 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:30,820 what he is. 80 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,680 He's doing a go around. 81 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:37,000 He's. 82 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:37,920 Nope. 83 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:38,120 Nope. 84 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:38,300 Nope. 85 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:38,360 Nope. 86 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:39,300 That's a different plane. 87 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,700 No it is. 88 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:42,920 It's Alicante. 89 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,760 Alicante is in. 90 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:45,400 He had to turn. 91 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,710 Alicante had to turn around 92 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:47,340 because. 93 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:49,560 Manchester was landing. 94 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,410 So Alicante is just taking a 95 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,420 turn around at the moment. 96 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,060 You can see him right there. 97 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,880 Need to give that lens a wipe. 98 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:07,320 Apologies. 99 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:07,740 It's. 100 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,040 Not the best. 101 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,680 Just give this a wipe. 102 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:23,480 Try and tuck myself in here 103 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:31,320 before Alicante lands. 104 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,060 We have a bit of time. 105 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,700 He had to go around. 106 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:34,600 We have a bit of time. 107 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,480 So we won't blast it. 108 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,040 We won't blast it. 109 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:46,260 Always wear a belt. 110 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,640 Especially if you're going. 111 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,080 Done running. 112 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:52,240 I didn't realize it for the 113 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,320 first two kilometers. 114 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,060 By the time I managed to reach 115 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,120 up here. 116 00:06:59,220 --> 00:06:59,960 I was going uphill. 117 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,320 And I started to sprint. 118 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:05,470 Because I thought the plane 119 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:06,120 would be in. 120 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,280 And we'd have missed it. 121 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,100 It had all been for nothing. 122 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:09,780 But once the sprinting started 123 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:10,560 to happen. 124 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,630 The shirt came out of the 125 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,480 fucking jeans. 126 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,480 Then I was. 127 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,360 It was a good job. 128 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:15,600 We'd. 129 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,680 Got off the main road. 130 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,060 Because. 131 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,480 There might have been serious 132 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,480 questions asked. 133 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,380 Of the authorities. 134 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,200 From the. 135 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,130 They would have wanted answers 136 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:26,940 from the authorities. 137 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:28,060 About why there was a man. 138 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:28,740 Allowed. 139 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,200 To be running around. 140 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,930 One of the major international 141 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:32,680 airports. 142 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,820 With his pants down. 143 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,420 And that's not great. 144 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:37,940 Especially on Sunday morning. 145 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,340 The day of the Lord. 146 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:42,620 All we don't know is. 147 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,040 We're here. 148 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:43,620 We've made it. 149 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,380 And we can safely say that. 150 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,960 Alicante is about to. 151 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,000 Touch down. 152 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,440 Rubber will meet the road. 153 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,100 Very very soon. 154 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:51,160 Very very soon. 155 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,100 Very very soon. 156 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:06,640 The chan is gone. 157 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,020 Chan down. 158 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:08,720 Chan down. 159 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:35,000 Chan down. 160 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,670 That's the chan acting as a 161 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:37,580 windsock. 162 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:40,700 So even if the flight, if the 163 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:44,220 captain has lost communication 164 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:47,270 with the tower, they can at 165 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,970 least tune into this stream and 166 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:50,260 see which way the wind is 167 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:50,980 blowing. 168 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,030 Could actually do with a build 169 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:56,830 for the chan as well because 170 00:08:56,830 --> 00:08:59,900 the velcro strap at the back is 171 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:03,080 not doing its work anymore. 172 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,220 It's going to need to be 173 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:04,940 modified. 174 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,430 It's been brought a lot to cap 175 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:07,420 myself in this. 176 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,060 We've seen a lot. 177 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:09,900 We've been through a lot. 178 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,360 And we're about to go through 179 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,650 some more as well if we can 180 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:14,550 check on the situation with Alicante 181 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,160 there. 182 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:18,360 Aloha. 183 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,340 John to Aloha. 184 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:19,860 How are you? 185 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,460 Thanks for tuning in. 186 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,160 Thanks for the tip. 187 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:23,680 Andy the fork. 188 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,580 Thank you very much. 189 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:26,570 I hope you're getting on well, 190 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:27,320 Indian. 191 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:30,060 You're having a fucking sumptuous 192 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,180 Sunday morning. 193 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:31,180 You're having a fucking sumptuous 194 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:31,180 Sunday morning. 195 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:31,180 You're having a fucking sumptuous 196 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:31,180 Sunday morning. 197 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:31,180 You're having a fucking sumptuous 198 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:31,180 Sunday morning. 199 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:33,690 You're having a fucking sumptuous 200 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,140 Sunday morning. 201 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:45,400 Come on, Nets. 202 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,720 He's going around the other 203 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,160 side. 204 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:48,960 I think he's going around the 205 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,540 other side. 206 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,280 I could be wrong about this. 207 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:54,500 But if he's going around the 208 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,200 other side, we won't see him. 209 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,340 We've only seen one plane. 210 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,220 He could be landing at an angle. 211 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,380 The way I'm feeling right now 212 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,920 is that the wind is heading 213 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:09,680 this way. 214 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:10,980 So I mean, he must be. 215 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,600 You'd want to be landing here. 216 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:19,940 He is. 217 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,260 He is. 218 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:20,840 He's landing here. 219 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:21,520 He has to be. 220 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,020 He has to be. 221 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,600 He has to be. 222 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,120 Can't see him in the distance 223 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:27,740 though. 224 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,740 But I mean, still he's coming 225 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:29,120 in slow. 226 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,680 He's 143 knots at the moment. 227 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,000 3,000 feet in the air. 228 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:40,440 We're the classic Gnostic guys. 229 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,780 Lights are on. 230 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:56,320 On our warning lights. 231 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,220 On our aircraft landing lights. 232 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:00,140 Runway lights, whatever you 233 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:00,880 call it. 234 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,130 Red to signify that the runway 235 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,180 is approaching. 236 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,420 It's all white from here on. 237 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,420 Out into the distance. 238 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:08,160 They'd be all white. 239 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,550 And then you start hitting 240 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,920 these reds right here. 241 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,400 Could be wrong. 242 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:13,380 These could be red up here. 243 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,860 They're actually red as well. 244 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,780 Have a look. 245 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:23,780 Have a look. 246 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:35,600 Should be landing in a minute. 247 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,800 Two minutes says Conrad. 248 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:43,180 How are you? 249 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,280 Thanks very much for joining us. 250 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,810 Conrad and red arm chair 251 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,760 supporter. 252 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,730 And Irish Dave and the other 253 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:48,080 Jeff. 254 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:48,480 How are you? 255 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:48,560 Yeah. 256 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,510 Should be able to see him soon, 257 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:53,920 lads. 258 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,200 Should be able to see him soon. 259 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,100 Thank you very much. 260 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,420 They've just landed in Knock. 261 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,630 Just touched out from 262 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,460 Manchester on the tunes here. 263 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:06,250 Will you stamp my parking 264 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:06,640 ticket? 265 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:07,580 I can't. 266 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,790 But I mean, sometimes they're 267 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:09,480 sound enough. 268 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,650 If there's a fella standing at 269 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,040 the gate, just explain to him. 270 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,420 And just go for it. 271 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,040 Thank you very much. 272 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,240 Sometimes there's nobody there. 273 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:16,960 And they just let you through. 274 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,420 Friendbag and Naimielgill. 275 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,180 Thank you very much. 276 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:20,820 Shout out to all the lemons. 277 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:22,520 How are you getting on? 278 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:23,760 Lemons. 279 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,420 Here we go. 280 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,020 Come on, Alicante. 281 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:29,780 Alicante. 282 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,660 Shout to Alicante. 283 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,320 Land it. 284 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,560 Land it. 285 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:34,940 Come on. 286 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:36,960 Fucking land it. 287 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,140 Lovely stuff. 288 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,660 Be nice now. 289 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,760 Oh, I heard the screech of 290 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,000 rubber hitting the tarmac. 291 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,270 There's nothing like it on a 292 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:48,800 Sunday. 293 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:50,720 And then you can hear the back 294 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,400 blast. 295 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,120 That's what you get. 296 00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,760 That's what you get. 297 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,430 Let's not shake the fist too 298 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:03,380 aggressively because you never 299 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:05,270 know what that could be construed 300 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:05,680 as. 301 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,040 Back at the control tower or 302 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,800 even in the plane cockpit. 303 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,780 They might even put out an APB 304 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:12,420 on me. 305 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:13,760 There might be an Alicante 306 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,970 bulletin out on me at the 307 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:15,600 moment. 308 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,600 So we need to keep moving. 309 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,660 At a nice pace. 310 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:19,860 Not a sprint pace. 311 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,030 Especially when you don't have 312 00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:21,860 the leather belt. 313 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:51,840 There we go. 314 00:13:51,840 --> 00:14:21,820 There we go. 315 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,820 There we go. 316 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,820 That's pretty beautiful stuff. 317 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:33,020 I don't know if we can make out 318 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:39,320 the wind suck out the back 319 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,820 there. 320 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,820 Right in the middle. 321 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,820 In the middle. 322 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,820 I remember the wind. 323 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,820 I remember the wind. 324 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,820 I remember the other day. 325 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,820 A strong wind. 326 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,820 Ending in a northerly direction. 327 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,820 Fucking hell the wind. 328 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,820 It's savage. 329 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,820 Lot of air in the jacket. 330 00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:14,820 Hot John situation. 331 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:15,820 Thank you very much. 332 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,820 Beltless. 333 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,820 All weather. 334 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,820 2500 meter champion Tommy's log. 335 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,250 We'll go down and see a bit of 336 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:29,820 plant. 337 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,790 A bit of machinery there while 338 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:31,820 we're waiting for the next. 339 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,180 If there's another one coming 340 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:33,820 in that is. 341 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,180 If there's another one coming 342 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:35,820 in that is. 343 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,820 Yeah we've got Stansted. 344 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,820 Making his way in. 345 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,820 At the moment. 346 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,820 Should be another five minutes. 347 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,820 Or less. 348 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,820 Or less. 349 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,820 Or less. 350 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,820 So, 351 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,820 so, 352 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,820 Power! 353 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,460 Pace, Stansted. 354 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,160 All the country, 355 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,600 Manchester, London, 356 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,980 East Midlands, 357 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,200 Cherona, 358 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,700 Midlands, 359 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:46,860 Cherona, 360 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:48,340 Midlands, 361 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:49,700 Midlands, 362 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,080 Midlands. 363 00:16:51,080 --> 00:17:21,060 The city is a big city. 364 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:27,400 Wow. 365 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,840 That's some yoke, isn't it? 366 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,960 Massive digger. 367 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:34,440 Hyundai. 368 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,020 Hyundai Nagasaki. 369 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,400 Hydraulics. 370 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:58,060 Dynamite. 371 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,280 Absolute dynamite. 372 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,900 I'd love to see it in action. 373 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:04,700 I doubt it'd be put through its 374 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,700 paces today. 375 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,720 You never know, though. 376 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:10,030 There'd be some fellas that'd 377 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,440 wait for the break in the rain, 378 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,280 maybe. 379 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,300 The back of the bad weather, 380 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,200 but it's intermittent. 381 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,600 It's scattered. 382 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,190 The showers and wind gusts are 383 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,340 isolated. 384 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,200 The pockets of high barometric 385 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,580 pressure are few and far 386 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,840 between. 387 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,100 But ones that are here, they 388 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,520 are here, and they are many. 389 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,860 This lad should be coming in. 390 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:42,410 Let's check it out here on the 391 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,740 mainframe. 392 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,050 Let's check him out on the mainframe 393 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:46,640 here. 394 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,340 Get rid of that. 395 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,280 He's coming in. 396 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,460 132 knots. 397 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,860 3,000 feet. 398 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,580 Come on! 399 00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:58,780 Man! 400 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,280 Man! 401 00:18:59,280 --> 00:18:59,780 Man! 402 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:00,280 Man! 403 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:00,780 Man! 404 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,280 Man! 405 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:01,780 Man! 406 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:02,280 Man! 407 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:31,280 *Sigh* 408 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280 *Sigh* 409 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:44,690 It's the anticipation before 410 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:51,280 the landing, it always gets me. 411 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,280 Bit of anxiety. The adrenaline. 412 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,530 Too much less, too much 413 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,280 cortisol. 414 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,420 The doctor was telling me, you 415 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,650 have to mind it Tommy, you can't 416 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,710 be going chasing planes all 417 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:05,280 your life. 418 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,340 One time there's going to be 419 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,550 some plane, you just won't end 420 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,280 up chasing it. 421 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,280 It'll be chasing you, he said. 422 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,890 So that's fine. As long as it 423 00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:13,440 doesn't land on the plot where 424 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,280 I'm buried. 425 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,450 Because that would be awful 426 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,530 then having to dig me up and 427 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:20,280 then put me back in. 428 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,740 And what about the surrounding 429 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,280 people? Do you know? 430 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,680 A lot of families would be 431 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,280 upset about that as well. 432 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,250 Can't just be thinking about 433 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,280 number one. 434 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,280 Numero uno. 435 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,620 But I see the fella there on 436 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,280 YouTube. This Canadian book. 437 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,820 He's a Gab or Matty. He's on 438 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,550 about addictions and stress and 439 00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:40,280 all that. 440 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,290 That could fucking send you to 441 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,280 heaven on the grave as well. 442 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,280 So you can't be stressing. 443 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,800 So I need to embrace this, you 444 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,280 know. 445 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280 I need to embrace you! 446 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280 I'm not afraid here! 447 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280 I'm not afraid here! 448 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280 Come on! 449 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 Alex! 450 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280 Then, don't lootend! 451 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,280 Stand, stand! 452 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,280 Land it! 453 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280 Fucking land that thing! 454 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,280 Land it! 455 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280 No! 456 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280 That's it. 457 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280 Love it. 458 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280 Love to see it. 459 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:25,700 come on come on 460 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,700 Come on. 461 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,700 Come on. 462 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:57,680 Come on. 463 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:27,660 Come on. 464 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,660 Come on. 465 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,660 Get in under a tree here. 466 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,660 What are we next? 467 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,660 Is there a next? 468 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,660 Is there gonna be a next? 469 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,660 Let's get in under here. 470 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:42,660 Nice and safe. 471 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,660 Out of hands away 472 00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:46,660 Oh 473 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,660 Oh 474 00:22:48,660 --> 00:23:18,160 Just checking in, lads 475 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,570 I think Cologne should be 476 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,160 coming in 477 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:24,160 That's what I was promised 478 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,160 8:49 479 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,160 Bit of time yet 480 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,400 Bit of time yet before that 481 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,160 buck lands 482 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,160 He was due in at 8:45 483 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,790 I would have assumed he would 484 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,160 have been earlier 485 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,870 Ryanair mostly is usually 486 00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:45,920 getting in earlier here, isn't 487 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,160 it? 488 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,940 Usually 10 minutes, 15 minutes 489 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:50,160 before they're due to land 490 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,880 Cologne and 20, super Dutch 491 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,160 gold, thank you very much 492 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:56,160 For joining us there 493 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,160 Hot Chan situation, thank you 494 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,160 very much for the tip 495 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,620 Very very kind of you, flame 496 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,160 bag, shout out to everyone 497 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,160 All the lemons you see 498 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,630 Main approver of stuff, thank 499 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:09,880 you very very much very very 500 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,160 kind of you 501 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,160 Monkey on your back 502 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,210 The camera angles make me feel 503 00:24:14,210 --> 00:24:16,160 like I'm right here with you 504 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,160 Your own little capuchin monkey 505 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,720 I thought you said captain 506 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,160 monkey 507 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,410 Like I was the plane and you 508 00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:22,160 were the pilot 509 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,490 Sort of driving this daisy or 510 00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:26,160 inner space 511 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,730 Although I wouldn't like any 512 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:30,160 monkey to be shrunk 513 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,650 And then shot into the arse 514 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:34,160 cheek 515 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,610 I just don't want any living 516 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,160 creature shrunk to be honest 517 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,330 I think it's ethically and 518 00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:42,160 morally wrong to do it 519 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,570 And then to stick them in 520 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,160 someone's arse 521 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,160 Take the piss 522 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,160 Thank you very much 523 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,320 Your own little capuchin monkey 524 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,160 that you raised from a baby 525 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,910 With you every step of the way 526 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,160 egging you on 527 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,160 Plane after plane, come rain or 528 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,160 shine 529 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,160 I'm your capuchin monkey 530 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,160 Don't lose me 531 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,160 I hope you're okay man 532 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,160 That was some tip, some message 533 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,710 I just hope everything's okay 534 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:10,160 with you 535 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,160 Just in the world you know 536 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160 Prig, thank you very much 537 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,840 And very very kind of you there 538 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,160 Prig 539 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,550 And main approver of stuff as 540 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:20,160 well 541 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,160 We're waiting here for cologne 542 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,250 Ethical shrinkage is what we're 543 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,160 after here 544 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,160 As to end up here 545 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,160 As Decayon says 546 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,160 Ethical shrinkage 547 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,190 Before they transition to 548 00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:36,160 single pilot operations 549 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,160 They'll introduce a capuchin co-pilot 550 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,490 I think that would be a fun and 551 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:40,160 friendly way 552 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,160 To maintain a bit of morale 553 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,160 with the paying customers 554 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,490 Who, let's face it, they've 555 00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:49,340 seen a lot of struggles with 556 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,160 their travel these days 557 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,470 Despite the fact they've 558 00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:53,800 bargain basement, low, fair 559 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,160 costs 560 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,420 They have to put up with an 561 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,860 awful lot of shite as well you 562 00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:57,160 know 563 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,160 The baggage commission based 564 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,160 The baggage commission based 565 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,770 Gestapo before you get on the 566 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:03,160 plane 567 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,160 They're going round now 568 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,160 With tape measures 569 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,160 Looking for commission, bag 570 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:09,160 after bag 571 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,160 And someone was saying to me 572 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,160 there 573 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,160 Keep a bit of fucking 574 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,890 Always keep a bit of cash on 575 00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:15,160 you 576 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,160 When you're travelling as well 577 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,160 You never know you might be 578 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,160 able to bribe one of these 579 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,160 bucks 580 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,190 And I never say it in case they're 581 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,160 wearing a wire 582 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,810 You just have to give them a 583 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:25,160 look 584 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,160 A wink and a nod 585 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,960 And if it's a lady that's doing 586 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,160 it that's harder than 587 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,720 Because there might be some 588 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,160 sort of 589 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,160 Gender dynamics at play 590 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,270 You don't want to get caught up 591 00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:35,160 in the wrong situation with 592 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:35,160 that 593 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,160 And then if it's a fella 594 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,870 You never know he might construe 595 00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:39,160 that as something 596 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,930 But what I do is to make sure 597 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,160 that there's absolutely 598 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,430 No chance of them getting the 599 00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:47,160 wrong end of the stick 600 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,160 I bring a stick 601 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,160 And I show them the stick as 602 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,160 well 603 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,900 It's like a little twig that I've 604 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,160 got out in the wilderness 605 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,160 Wait till it's dried 606 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,160 Wide enough that you can write 607 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,160 in it in permanent marker 608 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,160 And I just write 609 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,160 How much? 20 or 50? 610 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,160 Dot dot dot 611 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,710 It's not like that, not the way 612 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,160 you think 613 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,160 Dot dot dot 614 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,160 It's about my bag, dot dot dot 615 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,160 The suitcase 616 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,160 And then we go from there 617 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,690 I did it the last day but they 618 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:20,430 told me you can't bring a stick 619 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,160 on the plane 620 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,180 He actually said how did you 621 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,160 get that through customs? 622 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,160 Or through security 623 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,160 But I mean 624 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,810 If you bring a piece of woodland 625 00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:31,160 stick in your bag 626 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,160 That's not gonna get flagged 627 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,160 It's only metals and bombs 628 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,660 It's only metal stuff, liquids 629 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:37,160 and bombs that they don't like 630 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,160 Not sticks in bags 631 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,160 So to counter any sort of 632 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160 confusion with that 633 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,480 The next time not only did I 634 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,160 pack a stick 635 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,950 I didn't have to wipe the schnozzle 636 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:47,160 here 637 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,610 Not only did I pack a stick the 638 00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:49,160 last time 639 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,660 I brought a little picture of 640 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,160 Michael O'Leary 641 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,160 On a card 642 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,160 Then you open that card up 643 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,160 And it's 644 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,160 Just said, look it 645 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,160 It's like this 646 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,820 Bit of money in this card fee 647 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,160 here 648 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,160 Because I think you're a good 649 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,160 You're a good chicken 650 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,160 Lace your palm with that cash 651 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,410 Because the man on that card 652 00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:15,160 there 653 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,450 He doesn't care about you like 654 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:17,160 I care about you 655 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,160 All the best 656 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Thomas 657 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,160 And then they see that message 658 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,700 And then they look at you in 659 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,160 the eye 660 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,630 And look them back in the eye 661 00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:25,160 like this 662 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Three nods 663 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,160 He didn't take it 664 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,160 He didn't take it 665 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,160 I got fined 666 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,160 The right person 667 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:39,160 The wrong day 668 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,160 At the right time 669 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,160 With the wrong attitude 670 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,160 But with the right bit of greed 671 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,160 And you could be in business 672 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,160 Try it 673 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,160 I'm still sure it could happen 674 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,160 Maybe if you just said to them 675 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160 What if I lace your palm 676 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160 With 20 of the sweetest beans 677 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,160 known to man 678 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,160 If you're feeling flush 679 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,160 Up it to 50 680 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,160 But I wouldn't 681 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160 At that stage of the game 682 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,770 You might as well pay the 683 00:29:05,770 --> 00:29:06,160 fucking fine 684 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160 What is it? 685 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,160 70 quid 686 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,160 Tight bastards 687 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,160 Is what they are 688 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160 Apologies for that 689 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160 On a Sunday morning 690 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,160 It's not great language to be 691 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,160 having 692 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,160 Of a Sunday 693 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,160 The day of the Lord 694 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,160 The day of the Lord 695 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,160 The wind is out today 696 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,800 We need to get back into our 697 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,160 tree here 698 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,160 My arse just sat on a fucking 699 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,160 Briar there 700 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160 I got thorned 701 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160 Inner space 702 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,160 Just after me talking about 703 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160 getting injections 704 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,160 Of miniature capuchins 705 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,160 Microscopic capuchins 706 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,160 I ended up 707 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,160 Who knows what kind of 708 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,160 microscopic organisms 709 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,160 Injected into the 710 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,160 Injected into the 711 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160 Glutamus maximus 712 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,160 I can lie down into this 713 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,160 It's not thorny 714 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,160 But it provides a nice bit of 715 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,160 Comfort on the back 716 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,160 I'm just going to go for it lads 717 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,710 Let's hope the cap doesn't come 718 00:30:04,710 --> 00:30:05,160 off 719 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,160 The other Jeff 720 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,160 Thank you very much 721 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,160 Thank you very much 722 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160 Let's go for it here 723 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,160 Let's go for it here 724 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,160 Put the collar up here 725 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,160 We don't want any 726 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,160 Bristles or briars 727 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,160 Tear in the neck 728 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,160 Tear in the neck 729 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160 Hey that's not bad 730 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,160 Hey this is not bad 731 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160 This is not bad 732 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,160 This is not bad 733 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,160 Oh yeah 734 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160 That's fantastic stuff 735 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,160 Just if security 736 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,160 Drive by now 737 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,160 It looks a bit weird 738 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,160 You know 739 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,160 Tekeeshi's Castle 740 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,160 Style show called 741 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,160 Slug's Cottage 742 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,160 *Slow's Music* 743 00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:15,660 Style show called Slug's Cottage. 744 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,960 We've gone. 745 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,150 We're back. We were back. We 746 00:31:25,150 --> 00:31:27,260 were gone, but we're back. 747 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,860 Get out with me here lads. 748 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,480 I should have brought some 749 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,260 tissue here. 750 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,760 My nose is running. 751 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,760 Oh, I have some. Good stuff. 752 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760 Good stuff. 753 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:50,540 There's a plane right above us. 754 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:54,200 Maybe 30,000 feet. I can hear 755 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,760 it. 756 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:13,720 In yet another setback for 757 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:22,110 international travelers, my old 758 00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:29,450 man Tommy Schlug was detained 759 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:30,720 for trying to board a flight to 760 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,100 California, carrying the makings 761 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,200 of a good fire, including a 762 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,740 handwritten card. 763 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:40,020 Soaked in lighter fluid. 764 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:44,220 In his defense, Mr. Schlug said 765 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,620 it was a cold day. 766 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,490 Johnny Plain, thank you very 767 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,410 much for the tip as well, and 768 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,560 the other Jeff and the kindling. 769 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,170 I'd say maybe the shtick was 770 00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:58,150 for the fire, bringing it over 771 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,380 to California to the relatives, 772 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,450 because they wanted a 773 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,120 traditional Irish shtick. 774 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,080 Then when prosecution 775 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,010 questioned Mr. Schlug on what 776 00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:12,200 the inscription written on the 777 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,380 stick was about, Mr. Schlug 778 00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:17,510 responded, it was an old family 779 00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:20,550 mantra and motto that dates 780 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:23,400 back to God knows when. 781 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,380 About bags and beans. 782 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:32,960 Yep. 783 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:32,960 Yep. 784 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,460 The old Schlug family crest, 785 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,990 which had a picture of a bag, a 786 00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:41,500 cabin-sized 10 kg bag, carry-on. 787 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,600 And then on the other side, 788 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,740 some beans. 789 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,710 The prosecution stepped down 790 00:33:49,710 --> 00:33:51,740 and said, no further questions, 791 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:52,600 Your Honor. 792 00:34:01,240 --> 00:33:59,460 Any sign of the Chinese flight, 793 00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:03,840 I haven't seen it. 794 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,960 I don't even know if it landed 795 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,180 the last day, to be honest with 796 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:06,580 you. 797 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,440 We were long gone. 798 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,040 Long gone silver. 799 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,940 Before that bucking managed to 800 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,460 get away, or to land. 801 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,440 We don't even know what his 802 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,760 business was. 803 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,820 If he had any business at all. 804 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,480 He had no business being here. 805 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,620 Not usually anyway. 806 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:27,900 It wasn't scheduled. 807 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:31,720 It wasn't on the arrivals board. 808 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,080 That knock, you know. 809 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,120 We're about here. 810 00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:50,210 Great to be able to attach the 811 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:52,490 camera there to the, to the 812 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,100 branch. 813 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,280 Twisted. 814 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:08,380 Drop off some PPE for COVID. 815 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,430 Somebody was saying about that 816 00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:09,820 flight. 817 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:11,320 The next day. 818 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,220 Do you know what? 819 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,840 The only thing I'm, I'm certain 820 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,340 about with the COVID is that it 821 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:18,260 was man-made. 822 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,150 I can put my life, I put my 823 00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:22,700 life, my, my bottom dollar, my 824 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,260 last dollar on it. 825 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,980 I think wherever it came from, 826 00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:31,760 to me, I don't give, I don't 827 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,380 care. 828 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,580 It could be China. 829 00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:37,100 It could be America. 830 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,660 It could be Timbuk fucking too. 831 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:41,550 All I know is that there's, 832 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:42,840 that was man-made. 833 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,120 That didn't come out of the sky 834 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,100 or nature. 835 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:48,620 Because why hadn't we felt that 836 00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:51,350 in millions of years prior, you 837 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:51,980 know. 838 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,360 Obviously records didn't begin 839 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,260 millions of years ago. 840 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,680 So maybe it was floating around. 841 00:35:58,540 --> 00:35:59,440 Actually no, that counters what 842 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,820 I'm, what I'm saying. 843 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,120 It was man-made. 844 00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:05,080 And if you look at the timeline 845 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,170 of what we're led to believe is 846 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:09,480 the dawn of time up until now. 847 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,750 And then you look at the last 848 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:12,620 hundred years. 849 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:14,880 Fucking hell. 850 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,790 You've had two world wars, 851 00:36:16,790 --> 00:36:18,020 atomic bombs. 852 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:20,680 And you've had man-made 853 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,500 international virus. 854 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,390 That's, that, that's in the 855 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,010 last, what would look like a 856 00:36:30,010 --> 00:36:30,620 pinprick. 857 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:33,020 If you were to look at the 858 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:35,900 timeline on like a chart from 859 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,360 zero to now. 860 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,170 It would only be a small dot at 861 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:39,900 the end. 862 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,660 You've had that man-made 863 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,510 insanity on what would be a 864 00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:45,120 full stop at the end of a 865 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,060 fucking long sentence. 866 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,480 That does not bode well. 867 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,900 I don't want to be putting a 868 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,200 dampener on things. 869 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,140 Now this is why I get out and 870 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:53,940 look at the planes. 871 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,700 But if that's what's happened 872 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,570 in what is the last millisecond 873 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:01,950 of, you know, if you looked at 874 00:37:01,950 --> 00:37:03,330 the scale of time from the 875 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,700 beginning until now. 876 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,950 As say, the length of width of 877 00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,860 an A4 piece of paper. 878 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,220 Width. 879 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,190 You're looking at what would be 880 00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:14,400 less than a birodot. 881 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,940 Less than a grain of sand width. 882 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,840 Less than a fucking salt width. 883 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,280 Salt width is a great word. 884 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,640 And I've just created it. 885 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,420 So, let's just hope for the 886 00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:27,280 best, eh? 887 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,120 I'm hoping that I can get out 888 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,860 of this fucking place. 889 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,420 Before the whole shit house 890 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,620 goes up in flames. 891 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,680 That's all I want. 892 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:39,800 That's all I want. 893 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,750 Sorry about this now on a 894 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:41,240 Sunday. 895 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:42,920 Some would say this is the 896 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,980 Sunday fear. 897 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:47,710 I say it's a cold hard slice of 898 00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:48,800 reality. 899 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,640 And what you need to do then is 900 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,840 put that to bed. 901 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:52,720 Get out. 902 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,230 Get down to your local plane 903 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:54,800 place. 904 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,500 Otherwise known as an airport. 905 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,370 And start shouting at those 906 00:37:58,370 --> 00:37:59,140 planes. 907 00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,520 But make sure you're well 908 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,820 within your limits. 909 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,510 You're legally allowed to do it 910 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:06,240 on a fucking safe place. 911 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:06,800 A road. 912 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,720 Don't encroach on anyone's decrees. 913 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,920 Definitely don't jump the fence 914 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,600 at an airport. 915 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,240 I'm not. 916 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,060 Actually, I'm not encouraging 917 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:15,810 anyone to do anything untoward 918 00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:16,800 whatsoever. 919 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:17,920 Safe. 920 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,800 Safe. 921 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:20,420 Legal. 922 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,000 Aeronautical fun. 923 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,480 That's all I'm about. 924 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,740 Popped out of the bushes. 925 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:27,560 Thank you very much. 926 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,400 Fontaine chicken. 927 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,360 Thank you very much. 928 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:31,820 And. 929 00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:34,460 Shifty Lopez. 930 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,320 How are you? 931 00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:35,840 Good morning. 932 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,620 And chocolate surface. 933 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,950 Tommy, could you wish a happy 934 00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:39,240 birthday to my dog, Ozzy. 935 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,740 Happy birthday, Ozzy. 936 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,580 Who turns 15 today. 937 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:43,800 A sweet beast. 938 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,100 All the best. 939 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,060 And thank you for the stream. 940 00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:46,980 Thank you very much. 941 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:48,580 To the tip there. 942 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,570 Don't worry about any of that 943 00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:50,720 doom and gloom stuff either. 944 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,700 I just need to ying and yang it, 945 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,460 you see. 946 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,580 I don't want you thinking that 947 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,920 I'm having too much fun up here. 948 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,470 I need you to know that I'm 949 00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,580 wrecked. 950 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,640 Wrecked with the fucking demons. 951 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,360 24-7. 952 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,140 I'm not. 953 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:06,900 I'm not. 954 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,550 I think it's a leitmotif of me 955 00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:11,780 to bring up the absolute 956 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:15,160 insanity and chaos of humanity. 957 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,680 At times. 958 00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:18,650 To really make us appreciate 959 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:20,690 what we've got here with these 960 00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:21,500 planes. 961 00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:22,520 Do you know? 962 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,900 Big metal birds in the sky. 963 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,020 To the uninitiated. 964 00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:28,440 It's pure fucking fantasy 965 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,120 magical stuff. 966 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,270 You showed this to a bucky in 967 00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:32,580 there 200 years ago. 968 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,480 He would have actually had a, 969 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,000 what would you call it? 970 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,660 A seizure or whatever. 971 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:39,860 Probably would have started 972 00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:41,400 thinking he was witnessing some 973 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,990 kind of divine act of God or 974 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:43,820 whatnot. 975 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,080 And it doesn't stop. 976 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,410 Even nowadays with all our 977 00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,860 fancy gizmos, gadgets. 978 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,540 Lads going up into space. 979 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,890 Contraintaneous information on 980 00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:57,360 whatever. 981 00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,860 Face scanning recognition. 982 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,360 Biometrics. 983 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,020 Doesn't stop the amazement when 984 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,680 you see that lad flying over. 985 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,040 A big heap of metal. 986 00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:13,120 But it's all aerodynamics. 987 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,140 It's all about the flaps. 988 00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:16,380 We need to get, Cologne is 989 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,340 coming in lads. 990 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,340 Come on. 991 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,180 Germany. 992 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:22,180 Germany. 993 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,760 The Germans are coming. 994 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,480 Achtung. 995 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,080 Achtung baby. 996 00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:34,640 Come on Germany. 997 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,160 Come on. 998 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,040 Eins fein. 999 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,180 Eins fein. 1000 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:49,980 Come on! Go back alone! Fuckin' 1001 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:55,310 Landers! Landers! Go on, 1002 00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:58,340 Germany! Go on! 1003 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:03,980 That's the stuff! 1004 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Sniil! Sniil! 1005 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,040 Tim Reedy! Thank you very much 1006 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,400 for the tip! Tip Reedy! 1007 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,180 Knock news! Thank you very much! 1008 00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:47,420 My belt is gone, lads! The belt 1009 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:48,540 is gone! 1010 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:07,370 The rain is coming in! The rain 1011 00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:14,820 is coming in! Lads! We'll have 1012 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:17,030 to leave it! We'll have to 1013 00:42:17,030 --> 00:42:18,070 leave it! There's no more 1014 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:22,540 planes! There's no more planes! 1015 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:34,510 Gavin Brown! Never a frown! Win 1016 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,420 Gavin Brown! Thank you very 1017 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,340 much! We've got to make sure 1018 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:42,910 that the chan is about to go 1019 00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:44,540 flying here! 1020 00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:49,290 Guys, we'll talk to you later 1021 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:54,610 on! I have to go because there's 1022 00:42:54,610 --> 00:43:00,540 no more planes and the wind... 1023 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:04,540 The wind has hit me strong here! 1024 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,920 But I hope you have a lovely 1025 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,460 Sunday! We'll talk to you in a 1026 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:12,540 bit! All the best! Good luck! 1027 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:14,540 but 1028 00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:16,540 you 1029 00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,540 you 1030 00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:20,540 you 1031 00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:22,540 you 1032 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:52,520 Thank you.