1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,150 Here we go, t-shirt or computer? 2 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:07,000 T-shirt or computer? 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,920 98, window, window. Now the 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,000 deal. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 You can announce my number. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,680 We've got a free computer to 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,140 give away. We've got a laser 8 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,000 printer. 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,020 33 seconds and counting, ladies 10 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,580 and gentlemen. 33 seconds and 11 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,500 counting. All associates, stand 12 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,000 by. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,280 98 is about to launch. Let's 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,000 hear it, ladies and gentlemen. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,120 Let's go and cheer. Come on, 16 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,000 Countdown City people. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Let's go and cheer. Come on. 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Come on. Come on. 19 00:00:43,000 --> 00:01:12,980 guitar solo 20 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:42,960 guitar solo 21 00:01:42,960 --> 00:02:12,940 guitar solo 22 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:42,920 guitar solo 23 00:02:42,920 --> 00:03:12,900 guitar solo 24 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:42,880 guitar solo 25 00:03:42,880 --> 00:04:12,860 guitar solo 26 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:42,840 guitar solo 27 00:04:42,840 --> 00:05:12,820 guitar solo 28 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:42,800 guitar solo 29 00:05:42,800 --> 00:06:12,780 guitar solo 30 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:42,760 guitar solo 31 00:06:42,760 --> 00:07:12,740 guitar solo 32 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:42,720 guitar solo 33 00:07:42,720 --> 00:08:12,700 Thank you. 34 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:42,680 guitar solo 35 00:08:42,680 --> 00:09:12,660 My goose count went up 10,000. 36 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:42,640 guitar solo 37 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,660 I went from 2,000 to 25,000 38 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:49,200 guys on my Twitch streams. 39 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,180 Yeah, it's bizarre. 40 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,060 Thank you very much there, Porik, 41 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:55,900 for the tip. 42 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,700 Today is the last day for Porik's 43 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,440 hot dogs. 44 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,920 Get them while you can. 45 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:01,430 And Wednesday night, Evan, 46 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:02,640 thank you very much. 47 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,640 It goes on anyway. 48 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,560 We might have to revisit this, 49 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,950 and I'd like to see some more 50 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:09,000 testimonial videos 51 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,940 for products and brands that 52 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,080 have utilized this sort of 53 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:12,540 thing. 54 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,660 Maybe this doesn't happen 55 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:14,100 anymore. 56 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,840 This might have been predating 57 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,120 even TikTok's emergence 58 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,320 as the premier social media 59 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,880 platform. 60 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,100 But this is still YouTube. 61 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,810 I now have 15,000 people 62 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:30,540 watching my gooses. 63 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,440 Goose Cloud. 64 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,200 It is an app to help you gain 65 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,060 real, authentic punks. 66 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,260 To your flock of geese. 67 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,260 Now, after six months of using... 68 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,900 Is that his... That's his real 69 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,780 voice, though, 70 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,120 not the one... I know you're 71 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,270 putting in the goose cloud 72 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:43,700 there, 73 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,300 but that's his real voice. 74 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,120 Talk about a voice that does 75 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,580 not match the face. 76 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,700 Maybe the... Did we speculate... 77 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,880 Fucking back in 2020, 78 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,760 that maybe somebody revoiced 79 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,620 this fella, 80 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,060 which made the advert even 81 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:57,820 stranger? 82 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,960 Try to ignore the... 83 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,260 Gooses. 84 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,140 Goose Cloud. 85 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:05,900 It is an app to help you gain 86 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,760 real, authentic punks. 87 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:08,940 To your flock of geese. 88 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,820 Now, after six months of using, 89 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,420 I saw a huge increase in my... 90 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:14,140 Double of geese. 91 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,560 That actually opened up doors 92 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,020 for me to get revenue out of it. 93 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:17,720 Goose Cloud. 94 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,920 It is a company that helps you 95 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,700 gain real life. 96 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,220 Geese. 97 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,630 First, I only started off with 98 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:22,940 a rough thousand... 99 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:23,400 Goose lovers. 100 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,910 And then, in a matter of five 101 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:26,780 months, 102 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,980 I exceeded 15,000... 103 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:30,740 Lovers of geese. 104 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,840 ...which is absolutely, 105 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,160 incredibly awesome, 106 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:35,680 and exactly what I needed. 107 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,380 Goose Cloud. 108 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,240 Got me from... 109 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,100 From a point of having... 110 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:39,680 This guy... 111 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,200 This guy really brought the 112 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:41,760 bacon. 113 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,360 A piece of meat! 114 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,480 Thank you very much, Jan Wynn. 115 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,920 This guy really sent it into 116 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,100 the stratosphere. 117 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,480 If you thought the other 118 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,000 testimonials were decent, 119 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,120 maybe middling. 120 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,600 This guy absolutely kicked the 121 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,660 shit out of... 122 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:53,960 Years ago... 123 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,850 Same way I kicked the shit out 124 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:55,640 of that dummy there. 125 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,760 Years ago, I was Chinese. 126 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,280 Thank you very much, Disco Stew, 127 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,000 for the tip. 128 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,100 And John Wine, or Wayne. 129 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,730 Shout out to O'Neill for the 130 00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:05,360 couch. 131 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:06,820 On the couch, please. 132 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,640 Not on the couch. 133 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,860 Less than a thousand geese. 134 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,920 To having five-figure... 135 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,240 Geese. 136 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,640 To having 10,000 geese. 137 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,160 Look at how much he's intonating 138 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:14,600 there, 139 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,890 and he's expressing it's a real 140 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:17,180 performance from this guy. 141 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,500 And remember, 142 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,680 one phrase sticks out in my 143 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,300 memory 144 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,700 from this fucking lunatic. 145 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,740 And that was that he was like... 146 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,000 It was like a drug addict 147 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,800 that was just talking about how 148 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,840 good the hit was 149 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,060 from building up your portfolio... 150 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,660 Your followers on whatever 151 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,080 fucking platform they were shilling. 152 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,080 And he was like... 153 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,080 Man... 154 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,200 Once... 155 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,080 Once you get that bass... 156 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,080 Everything starts... 157 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,240 Everything starts to get real. 158 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,220 You just need to get that bass. 159 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,070 And that's why Spotty Flex is 160 00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:51,160 gonna really send you... 161 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,220 And there was one for Instagram. 162 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,160 There was one for Facebook. 163 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,260 There was one for fucking 164 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:54,760 Twitter. 165 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,810 And it was all about building 166 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,120 up your following with bots. 167 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,720 Click farms and whatnot. 168 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:01,800 And he... 169 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,040 This is the face of bass. 170 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,840 All that he wants is another 171 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,540 bass. 172 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:09,480 And it's gone tomorrow. 173 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,840 All that you want is another 174 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,580 bass. 175 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,540 A face. 176 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:14,040 Whoa. 177 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,520 And he was just... 178 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,940 It was basically before... 179 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,640 Maybe before we realized how 180 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,820 dangerous this social media was. 181 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,420 They were able to put out 182 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,540 fucking adverts for click farms 183 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,460 like this. 184 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:29,070 And it showed someone who was 185 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,960 in the grip of social media... 186 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,540 What would you say? 187 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,460 Psychosis. 188 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,540 He really needed that bass of 189 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,460 followers to increase his 190 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,300 reputation and then move 191 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,460 forward as an absolute player 192 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,520 in the internet sphere. 193 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,320 Less than a thousand... 194 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:45,600 Geeks. 195 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,640 To having five figure... 196 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:47,840 Geeks. 197 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,160 Look, I had less than a 198 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,360 thousand... 199 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,580 Followers. 200 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:53,360 And then... 201 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,460 I went to five thousand 202 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,820 followers. 203 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,320 Once you... 204 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,660 You gotta get that bass. 205 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,520 Once you get that bass. 206 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,900 Really is a Tonight at Nine. 207 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,500 Tonight at Nine. 208 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,100 On Goose Cloud. 209 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,940 Face of bass. 210 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,780 The face of social media. 211 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,460 Kind of... 212 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,160 It went a bit sinister as well. 213 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,860 It's the intensity. 214 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,270 The rhythm is the bass and the 215 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,140 bass is the treble. 216 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,780 Only less than a thousand... 217 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:26,080 Geeks. 218 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,140 To having five figure... 219 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:28,440 Geeks. 220 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,580 To having ten thousand... 221 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:29,840 Geeks. 222 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,640 And it's still growing. 223 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,970 Thousands, thousands, thousands 224 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:32,460 of... 225 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,480 This guy was funny. 226 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,860 He's like... 227 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:35,980 A bit of a... 228 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:36,860 What's the lad? 229 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:37,820 The fella who died. 230 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,340 The actor. 231 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,460 He's a great actor. 232 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:39,960 He died. 233 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,340 He's the heroine and all that. 234 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,880 You know who I'm on. 235 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:43,760 Philip Seymour Hoffman. 236 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,740 He had a bit of that about him. 237 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:45,080 Real. 238 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:45,860 Jeez. 239 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,020 Kiki Stockhammer. 240 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:48,760 Thank you very much. 241 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,080 Because you could edit this 242 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,920 into a... 243 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,080 Into a mindfuck video as well. 244 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,700 Where it's kind of like... 245 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,340 Do you know those... 246 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:55,820 What was it? 247 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:56,500 Magnolia. 248 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,640 Or one of those... 249 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,260 Christian Andersen fucking 250 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,920 films or whatever... 251 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,000 That Seymour Hoffman was in. 252 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:03,520 Do you know what? 253 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,900 It was just this background low 254 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,860 rumbling... 255 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,250 Anxiety inducing hum of a 256 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,760 fucking vibe going on. 257 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,900 You could put that to this... 258 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,180 And just get these people... 259 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,310 And then this guy really 260 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,060 finishes it off. 261 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:14,340 You know? 262 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,060 No offence to him. 263 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:17,940 If you're out there, you're 264 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:18,680 watching... 265 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,220 I mean I'm merely... 266 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,360 I'm aghast at how well... 267 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,610 You really brought the fucking 268 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:24,900 feeling to the scene... 269 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:25,380 My friend. 270 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:26,670 And you're more than welcome to 271 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,860 watch the stream... 272 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,600 And tune in... 273 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:28,940 Anytime. 274 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,360 I can't even stop you. 275 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,080 I can't even stop you. 276 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:32,740 I could block you. 277 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,300 But that doesn't even stop you. 278 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,460 And it's still growing. 279 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,180 Thousands, thousands, thousands 280 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,040 of real... 281 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:39,740 Jeez. 282 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:40,640 Actually... 283 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,100 Honking. 284 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,660 To my stuff. 285 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,780 Looking at my stuff. 286 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,440 Commenting. 287 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:45,580 Interacting with my stuff. 288 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:45,860 You know? 289 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,440 Some phony bots. 290 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,300 It's gonna be... 291 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:48,760 They are. 292 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,740 That's all they are. 293 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,280 These bots. 294 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,050 And this is the face of base 295 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:52,620 look. 296 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,360 It's like he's gone through... 297 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:54,800 Act 2. 298 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,100 Okay. 299 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,020 What's my emotion? 300 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,320 What's my motivation here? 301 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,060 It's like... 302 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:58,560 Fuck man. 303 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,750 You just gotta get that fucking 304 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,100 base. 305 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,610 It's like we've come back onto 306 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,600 another... 307 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,040 Layer. 308 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,380 And he's got this little jar. 309 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,200 It's like a fucking big jar... 310 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,660 Of water with a tap in it. 311 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,440 And a... 312 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,520 A tin... 313 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,380 It's like a mason jar of... 314 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:11,840 Of water. 315 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,180 A massive mason jar. 316 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,200 The tap on it. 317 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520 Real people interacting with 318 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,180 you... 319 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:16,680 While you play. 320 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:17,760 It's gonna be real viewers. 321 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,100 And it's gonna increase your... 322 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:19,620 Goose count. 323 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,810 And so more and more people 324 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,880 will see you... 325 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,620 Honking off. 326 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,160 Check it out. 327 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:23,460 It's got... 328 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,120 Goose cloud. 329 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,200 You won't regret it. 330 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,320 It's got a... 331 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,380 It's got a spigot. 332 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,030 He didn't say when you get that 333 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:29,460 base. 334 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,860 Which I think... 335 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,420 Today's the last day for Tom's 336 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,080 hot dogs. 337 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,840 Get them while you're fucked. 338 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,420 Thank you very much sir. 339 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:36,920 Yeah. 340 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:37,700 Pineapple. 341 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,080 Very very kind of you there. 342 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,220 And Kiki Stockhammer. 343 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:40,820 Love it. 344 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,060 10 geese. 345 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,300 For your ever glowing... 346 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,580 Ever growing cloud. 347 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,120 Keep this baby humming. 348 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,560 I think what happened there... 349 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,060 And thanks Disco Shrew as well. 350 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,120 Is... 351 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,180 That we went... 352 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,080 Looking... 353 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,420 Scratching my armpit there. 354 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,280 Bit of self soothing. 355 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,560 And there was... 356 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,180 A string. 357 00:16:59,280 --> 00:16:59,820 A litany. 358 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,180 Of... 359 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,520 Testimonials. 360 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,090 For different social media 361 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:04,660 types. 362 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,860 There was one for Spotify. 363 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,100 Called Spotify Flex. 364 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,250 You know because you want to 365 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:08,680 flex... 366 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,240 Your Spotify followers on it. 367 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,360 And there was one for... 368 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:12,640 YouTube. 369 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,860 Like Tube Hound. 370 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,120 I'm just making that one up. 371 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,640 But you get stuff like... 372 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,600 Goose cloud here as well. 373 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,460 And... 374 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,400 He was in them. 375 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,760 Your man was in them. 376 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,860 In other videos. 377 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:23,860 And I might have missed it 378 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:24,200 there. 379 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,080 I might have missed him saying... 380 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,320 Once you get that bass. 381 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,060 But I think maybe he did it... 382 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,020 In another fucking video. 383 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,240 I was aghast. 384 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:31,700 At the time. 385 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:32,760 And shocked. 386 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,100 And very very unnerved. 387 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,250 By the fact they had a load of 388 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:36,680 these. 389 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,900 So one company did all the work... 390 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,020 For all these different... 391 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,820 Platforms. 392 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,740 Social media platforms. 393 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,440 And I don't think you'd... 394 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,780 They'd get away with it now. 395 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,720 I mean you'd get away with it. 396 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:47,940 But I don't think they'd blatantly... 397 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,180 Make the video like this. 398 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,080 Maybe they would. 399 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:51,700 Maybe they would. 400 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:52,790 It's probably not even this 401 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:53,540 good anymore. 402 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,990 It's probably just a shit 403 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:55,560 fucking... 404 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,280 AI ad. 405 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:56,880 And... 406 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,980 It's just like... 407 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,820 You want more followers? 408 00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,700 Just look at this. 409 00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,160 And it's a picture of... 410 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,540 Like... 411 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,180 I don't know. 412 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,000 Like a fucking bear with muscle... 413 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,160 With a ripped body. 414 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:05,860 Ripped abs. 415 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,740 And it says like in one corner... 416 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,560 You're fucking... 417 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,840 25 to 35. 418 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,870 You should be working out this 419 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:12,200 much. 420 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,700 And then it'll show you a pig... 421 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,340 With a fucking massive bicep. 422 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,220 And it says you're 35 to 45. 423 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,090 You should be working out this 424 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:18,380 much. 425 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,300 And it says this is how much 426 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,040 fucking... 427 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,560 Chest press ups you need to do. 428 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,100 If you're 55 to 65. 429 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,160 And it's a picture of a goose... 430 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,480 With real fucking rock hard abs... 431 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,700 And a massive chest. 432 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,360 Do you know what I'm on about? 433 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,640 Just real... 434 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,480 Weird slop... 435 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:34,920 That makes you... 436 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,640 It's just like... 437 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:35,860 Yeah... 438 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,290 You don't know what you've been 439 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:37,940 looking at. 440 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,920 Your brain is fucked. 441 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,440 And it feels as though I'm 442 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,480 being... 443 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:42,800 I'm... 444 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,360 My mind is being chipped away 445 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,000 at... 446 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,480 By the internet... 447 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,620 Day after day... 448 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,480 Minute after minute... 449 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,180 And there is no... 450 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,420 Linearity to it anymore. 451 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,950 There's no fucking narrative to 452 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:53,240 it. 453 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,260 But that said... 454 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:55,990 We're gonna have a lovely 455 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,040 little situation here... 456 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,160 With... 457 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,380 Stew Bensis... 458 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,300 The Cuban stew... 459 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,220 The Cuban cigar himself... 460 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,520 The Stew Bensigar... 461 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,660 And we'll get involved in it. 462 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,500 We need to utilise of course... 463 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,520 The Viper Chronicles website... 464 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,500 Computer Chronicles... 465 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,400 And a big thank you very much... 466 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,940 To the uncle earlier on... 467 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,000 For his kind hearted... 468 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,500 And generous stream... 469 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,320 And that... 470 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,180 That look at... 471 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,500 Look at the cows there... 472 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,820 Was fantastic as well... 473 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,940 And I can't wait to check that 474 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:22,820 out again... 475 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,500 Later on... 476 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,820 Fucking fantastic stuff... 477 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,820 If you didn't see it... 478 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:26,400 Check it out... 479 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:26,760 It was... 480 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,980 It was very interesting... 481 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:28,500 Although he did... 482 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:29,640 Not... 483 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,750 Manage to time the musical 484 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,500 tunes... 485 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,500 He had made... 486 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:32,500 With... 487 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,500 Pictures of cows... 488 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,980 Because he didn't... 489 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,160 Factor in... 490 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,240 The latency... 491 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,800 The latency... 492 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,680 Involved... 493 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,240 In triggering that tune... 494 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,000 And then... 495 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,540 Doing the zoomies... 496 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,120 But... 497 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:46,640 You know... 498 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,040 You live... 499 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,800 And you learn... 500 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,720 As for today... 501 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,140 I'm not sure what we're gonna... 502 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:51,860 Dive into... 503 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:52,520 Or what era... 504 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,500 It's always nice to play... 505 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,460 Save Beth first... 506 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,140 And then go for like... 507 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,480 94... 508 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,240 To 90... 509 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,860 To 2002... 510 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,400 As I said in the past... 511 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,620 I like to leave these... 512 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,440 Later ones... 513 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,280 Because they're so... 514 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,080 The closest thing we have... 515 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:06,840 To Stu... 516 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,060 Time has passed... 517 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:08,680 But we can... 518 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,660 We can still... 519 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,580 We can still... 520 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,700 See him in the distance... 521 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:11,920 You know... 522 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,520 He's like a dream now... 523 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,040 Conrad... 524 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,760 Thank you very much... 525 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,800 And Quib... 526 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,360 As well... 527 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,580 Very very kind of you... 528 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:18,020 Quib... 529 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,720 And Pineapple... 530 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,660 Very very kind of you... 531 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,220 Quib is coming here... 532 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:21,780 With the... 533 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,140 With the... 534 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,800 Relevant information... 535 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,320 Regarding more testimonials... 536 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,080 So... 537 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,160 That might just be... 538 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,860 A little bit of a pep... 539 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:31,680 In the step... 540 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,380 Situation... 541 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,600 If we can find that... 542 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,940 And get that going up... 543 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:36,880 Before we get Stu... 544 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,120 In the house as well... 545 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,060 Copy... 546 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:39,960 Copy that... 547 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,520 And then... 548 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,060 How do we put that into our... 549 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,620 Put that into our... 550 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:44,540 Stu... 551 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,180 Browser... 552 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,340 That's... 553 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:47,620 That's... 554 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,520 That's the wrong one... 555 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,400 That's the wrong one... 556 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400 You can click on that... 557 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:51,860 And then... 558 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,640 That's the playlist... 559 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,140 We've got a whole playlist... 560 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,400 That has been made... 561 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,540 By Quib... 562 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,400 Uh... 563 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,280 Let's see there... 564 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,140 We've got them here... 565 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,400 That's great stuff... 566 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,740 That's fantastic stuff... 567 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,120 Stream upgrade... 568 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,000 Testimonials... 569 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,740 Playlist... 570 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:06,340 Uh... 571 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,280 Just a quick blast... 572 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,580 We'll watch one or two... 573 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,340 And then... 574 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,080 Get into Stu... 575 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,300 And then... 576 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,320 Some more testimonial... 577 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,200 And then more Stu... 578 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:13,740 Or perhaps... 579 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:15,740 Fucking... 580 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,560 Net Cafe... 581 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,200 Let's have a look... 582 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,880 Stream upgrade... 583 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,420 This is for... 584 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,800 My follower count went up... 585 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,520 10... 586 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,360 This is for Twitch... 587 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,920 There's people on Twitch... 588 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,920 My follower count went up... 589 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,880 10... 590 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,600 Million... 591 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,240 Fucking... 592 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:29,920 Percent... 593 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,780 By day... 594 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,360 Still... 595 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:31,860 Relevant... 596 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,020 I know it's five years ago... 597 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,060 But there's still... 598 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:34,880 People out there... 599 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,660 Who want to... 600 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,020 Climb that ladder... 601 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:37,780 Thousand... 602 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,200 10,000 followers... 603 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,580 Thanks to stream upgrade... 604 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,380 You know what I'm getting... 605 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:41,960 I don't... 606 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,280 I don't fucking like... 607 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,120 This one bit... 608 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,120 Sorry to pause here... 609 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,360 What have YouTube done... 610 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,280 Here with this... 611 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,620 What is this... 612 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:49,400 A second ago... 613 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,780 I was playing the video... 614 00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,050 And it was the traditional 615 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:52,860 player... 616 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,220 What is this stuff here... 617 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,220 Ruining... 618 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:55,760 Again... 619 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,720 Ruining the experience... 620 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,700 Day by day... 621 00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,300 Day by day... 622 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,260 It's just... 623 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,000 How do we increase the profit... 624 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,060 But then again... 625 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,940 Maybe I'm the problem... 626 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,340 You know... 627 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:08,100 Wanting things to stay the same... 628 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,860 You can't expect that... 629 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,080 Companies need to make money... 630 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,040 They need to keep on changing 631 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:12,500 it... 632 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:12,880 A little bit... 633 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,880 So it's like people think... 634 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,440 Oh we're still... 635 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,470 We're getting something new 636 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,080 here... 637 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:16,500 Or they... 638 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,460 This is going to appeal to... 639 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,000 To the new up and comers... 640 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,840 Do you know... 641 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,630 Whereas people who've been 642 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,220 through... 643 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:21,820 The fucking mill... 644 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,000 Who are jaded... 645 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:23,660 Like me... 646 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,120 Don't like this... 647 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,540 Round... 648 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,540 Stuff... 649 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,000 Here... 650 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 They do round stuffs... 651 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,460 And it's shit... 652 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,000 It really is... 653 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:32,460 Terrible... 654 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,180 And there's no way of going 655 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:33,680 back... 656 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,900 You can't go back... 657 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:35,380 Yet... 658 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,000 Bizarrely... 659 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,710 Some videos do play with the 660 00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:39,000 old player... 661 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Look at this lad here... 662 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Stream Upgrade... 663 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,880 Is a program that helps... 664 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,040 Boost your Twitch followers... 665 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:44,820 To the next level... 666 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,100 The growth is insane... 667 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,220 I was blown away... 668 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,640 After using Stream Upgrade... 669 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:48,840 For four months... 670 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,880 I was blown away... 671 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,520 Four months... 672 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,180 It's not really that long... 673 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,060 I went from 2,000 viewers... 674 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,060 To 25... 675 00:22:56,060 --> 00:23:04,820 And it's so confusing... 676 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:05,700 Because they say... 677 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,560 They keep going... 678 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,680 And these aren't bots... 679 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,620 These are real... 680 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,280 Fucking people... 681 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,540 You're having a connection with... 682 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,200 But how is it? 683 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:12,840 You've literally spent money... 684 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,360 On the fucking thing... 685 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,100 I'm well aware... 686 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,720 I'm retreading old ground here... 687 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,820 But it... 688 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,500 Bears... 689 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,740 I think it does bear repeating... 690 00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,000 Jimmy Floyd... 691 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,780 Hasselback... 692 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,160 Potato... 693 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,320 Thank you very much... 694 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,000 And Jim Jam... 695 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,040 Are you wearing a jacket... 696 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,260 With a white t-shirt underneath... 697 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,040 Or a suit jacket... 698 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:28,760 With a black shirt... 699 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,900 And a white t-shirt underneath... 700 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:30,960 Is tied badly... 701 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,040 It's a generic white t-shirt... 702 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,540 And a shitty cheapo fleece... 703 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,660 Because the other stuff... 704 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:37,460 That I would wear... 705 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,440 That I think is better than 706 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,040 this... 707 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,400 Is in the wash... 708 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,620 Made no effort... 709 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,260 I've made no effort... 710 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:44,980 Because I just wanted to... 711 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,740 Get the streaming done... 712 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,040 Do you know... 713 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,060 I want to see Stu... 714 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,820 I want to have... 715 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,160 I want to have fun with Stu... 716 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,140 And... 717 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,300 And for me to have to then... 718 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,180 Put that on the back burner... 719 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,080 Because what... 720 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,420 Presentationally... 721 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:58,720 It's... 722 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,620 It's not good... 723 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:00,940 It's not gonna work... 724 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,060 That's not gonna work... 725 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,420 And we won't get any Stu then... 726 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:05,360 It's been fucking weeks... 727 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,940 Guys on my Twitch streams... 728 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,520 I stumbled upon stream... 729 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,040 I stumbled upon stream... 730 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,000 Brooklyn Luque... 731 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,700 Thank you very... 732 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,200 Very much... 733 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,280 They're real people... 734 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,180 I now have... 735 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,900 15,000 people... 736 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,100 Watching my streams... 737 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,520 Stream upgrade is an app... 738 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,640 To help you gain... 739 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,980 How the fuck... 740 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,840 Would you have... 741 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,040 15,000 people... 742 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:31,080 That's just literally... 743 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,320 To show someone... 744 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:32,620 Oh yeah... 745 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,280 Tune into my stream tonight man... 746 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,380 You're gonna fucking see... 747 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:36,780 How class I am... 748 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:38,080 15,000 heads... 749 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,080 How deluded... 750 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,820 How fucking deluded... 751 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,260 Must you be... 752 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,120 Viewers guys... 753 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,160 On my Twitch streams... 754 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,120 I stumbled upon stream upgrade... 755 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120 I now have... 756 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,800 15,000 people... 757 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,020 Watching my streams... 758 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,600 Stream upgrade is an app... 759 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,080 This is... 760 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:55,300 We... 761 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,560 I think we got to the... 762 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,800 This guy is the ringleader... 763 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,900 He's the ringmaster... 764 00:24:58,900 --> 00:24:59,800 Because... 765 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,280 Remember we saw him... 766 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,640 He's much older than the rest... 767 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,140 He's... 768 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,140 He's... 769 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,320 He's got an office... 770 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,120 He's got a computer... 771 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,300 He looks like he's got a little 772 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:07,960 bit... 773 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,500 He's done... 774 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,760 He's gone a bit further in life... 775 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,740 He's got all these youngsters... 776 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:14,180 To do a testimonial... 777 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,600 But he couldn't fucking resist... 778 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,100 Sticking himself into the mix 779 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,180 up as well... 780 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:18,760 And... 781 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,620 It's... 782 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,100 Yeah... 783 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,480 It's bizarre... 784 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,540 He's even got charts... 785 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:23,780 Of how he's gonna do this... 786 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,160 Look... 787 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,180 You in the middle... 788 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,940 And then all this stuff... 789 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:28,760 Coming into your world... 790 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,460 Thank you very much... 791 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:30,000 Clone... 792 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,180 Named Gibso... 793 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,260 And... 794 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,100 Stupendous... 795 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:34,860 Have a look... 796 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:35,140 Stu... 797 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:36,000 Stu Shafé... 798 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,920 PCTV promo video on YouTube... 799 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,100 Some rare collectors... 800 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,100 Moments in it... 801 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,240 Never ever... 802 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,920 Fucking... 803 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,380 Walk out the deal... 804 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,040 Making room... 805 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,040 Known as the office... 806 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,420 Or the... 807 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,160 The building... 808 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,660 The meeting... 809 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:49,280 The boardroom... 810 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,300 Walk out the boardroom... 811 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,360 And someone's... 812 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,420 Fucking putting that in front 813 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,060 of you... 814 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:53,720 There's you... 815 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,440 Okay... 816 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440 And there's everything else... 817 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,060 Followers... 818 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:56,900 Money... 819 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:57,760 Claim... 820 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,620 Fame... 821 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,620 Acclaim... 822 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,500 Um... 823 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,340 Friends... 824 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:02,940 Family... 825 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:03,460 Jealousy... 826 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:03,860 Fucking... 827 00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:05,680 Everyone wants you now... 828 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,980 That's you in the middle man... 829 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:07,320 You're... 830 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,320 You're in the middle of the sun... 831 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,620 You're a flower... 832 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,460 And this is the guy... 833 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,620 Who's behind it all... 834 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:13,620 Allegedly... 835 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,360 Gain... 836 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,120 Real... 837 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:16,800 Authentic... 838 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,440 Subscribers... 839 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,680 To your Twitch channel... 840 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,060 Now... 841 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,880 After 6 months of using... 842 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,720 I saw a huge increase... 843 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,900 In my subscribers... 844 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,180 That actually opened up doors... 845 00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:26,620 For me to get revenue out of it... 846 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,380 Stream Upgrade... 847 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:28,420 Is a company that helps you... 848 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,900 Gain real live followers... 849 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,240 First... 850 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,040 I only started off... 851 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,880 With a rough... 852 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,400 Thousand followers... 853 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,040 And then... 854 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,060 In a matter... 855 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,680 Of 5 months... 856 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,940 I exceeded... 857 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,880 15... 858 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,380 Thousand followers... 859 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,000 Which is... 860 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,040 Absolutely... 861 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,300 Incredibly... 862 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:43,800 Off... 863 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,300 Absolute... 864 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,220 Absolute lies... 865 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:45,720 By the way... 866 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720 15 is the magic number... 867 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,140 Look... 868 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,300 Once you get that... 869 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,920 Base... 870 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920 Once you... 871 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,920 Look... 872 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,920 Fuck... 873 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,220 Ah... 874 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:54,880 Once you... 875 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,320 I can't fucking believe... 876 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:56,720 What I... 877 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,880 What I signed up for... 878 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,380 I looked... 879 00:26:58,380 --> 00:26:59,820 I got 15,000... 880 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,100 You gotta do this... 881 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,820 Once you get that base... 882 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:03,960 You're gonna start to really 883 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,600 see... 884 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,220 Your viewership increase... 885 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:06,900 You're gonna see people... 886 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,880 Coming into your house... 887 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,060 On the night... 888 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:09,820 They wanna be you... 889 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,380 Strange stuff... 890 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,260 Having only... 891 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,820 Less than a thousand followers... 892 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,460 To having... 893 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:16,120 Five... 894 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,100 Figure followers... 895 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:17,460 To having... 896 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,340 10,000 followers... 897 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,280 And it's still growing... 898 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:19,820 Thousands... 899 00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:20,240 Thousands... 900 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,660 Thousands... 901 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:21,660 Of real... 902 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,160 Followers... 903 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:22,640 People... 904 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,200 Actually subscribing... 905 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,560 To my stuff... 906 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,480 Looking at my stuff... 907 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,120 Commenting... 908 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,220 Interacting with my stuff... 909 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:28,820 These aren't... 910 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,360 Some phony bots... 911 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,580 It's gonna be real people... 912 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:32,440 Interacting with you... 913 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,000 While you play... 914 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,340 It's gonna be real viewers... 915 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:35,180 And it's gonna increase... 916 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,420 How's that gonna look? 917 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,300 Who... 918 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,020 Who are... 919 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,400 How engaged are they? 920 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,860 This is before even AI... 921 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:43,500 So like... 922 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,520 I would actually have... 923 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,860 Maybe some of his claims... 924 00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:47,340 Would be... 925 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:48,240 Legit now... 926 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,640 Because... 927 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,800 You could get a fucking robot... 928 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,160 To do it... 929 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,540 But... 930 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:51,340 Not then... 931 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,600 Increase your viewership... 932 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,600 And so more and more people... 933 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,140 Will see you... 934 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:54,800 You playing... 935 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,220 This is my ass on the line... 936 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,220 This is my ass on the line... 937 00:27:59,220 --> 00:27:59,680 Tupo... 938 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,440 Thank you very much... 939 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,080 And Omar... 940 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,240 And El Tormo... 941 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,260 And Stupendous... 942 00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:04,160 Just get me answers... 943 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,520 And fast... 944 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,660 This is my ass on the line... 945 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,740 I want answers fast... 946 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,040 About this book... 947 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,080 Real viewers... 948 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,940 And it's gonna increase... 949 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:10,980 Your viewership... 950 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,000 And so more and more people... 951 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,540 Will see you... 952 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:13,700 You playing your game... 953 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,820 All of my new viewers... 954 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:16,240 And my new subscribers... 955 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,280 Are real people... 956 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,740 Like... 957 00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:18,800 They are active... 958 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,300 They are... 959 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,340 In the comments section... 960 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:21,040 All the time... 961 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:21,660 They are... 962 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:22,780 Interacting with me... 963 00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:23,380 While I'm... 964 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,840 Streaming on Twitch... 965 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,680 Stream Upgrade... 966 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,020 Has helped me gain... 967 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,160 So many followers... 968 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,920 On Twitch... 969 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,340 And they're real people too... 970 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:30,700 Now... 971 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,220 On the follow... 972 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:31,500 Alright... 973 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,580 I can't be fucked... 974 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:33,120 With the rest of it... 975 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,440 We'll just skip to your man... 976 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,840 Again... 977 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,680 We just wanna see... 978 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,700 This is the big stuff... 979 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,760 This is what we're here for... 980 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,420 Right here... 981 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,350 Although that's a great little 982 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:40,900 still... 983 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,540 Right there as well... 984 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:43,780 Are you not engaged? 985 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:45,660 Once you get... 986 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:48,260 Once you get that bass... 987 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:48,760 Here we are... 988 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,940 We found it... 989 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:50,440 Jackpot... 990 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,840 It's the start off... 991 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,440 Looking at the ground... 992 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,180 That's... 993 00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:55,440 It's like... 994 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,840 And... 995 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,560 Action... 996 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,600 Oh we need to... 997 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,490 We need to roll back a few 998 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:00,120 frames... 999 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:00,440 And... 1000 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:01,440 Action... 1001 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,440 Once you get that big following... 1002 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,420 Once you get that bass... 1003 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,180 Then... 1004 00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:05,240 If you... 1005 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,800 If you want Twitch... 1006 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,740 During your live... 1007 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,120 Once you get that big following... 1008 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,460 Once you get that bass... 1009 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:15,470 Then it's just a ball rolling 1010 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:16,240 downhill... 1011 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:16,960 And you get more... 1012 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,520 And you get more... 1013 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,020 And you get more... 1014 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:18,520 Because... 1015 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:18,900 Really? 1016 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,600 Because I would speculate... 1017 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,580 That it's more like a fucking 1018 00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:22,140 myth... 1019 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,700 Of Sisyphus ball... 1020 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,560 That you keep pushing uphill... 1021 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,400 All the way until you realise... 1022 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:27,640 You... 1023 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,640 Where's my money gone? 1024 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,080 I spent it all on this fucking... 1025 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:31,420 Bot farm... 1026 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,910 And nobody is watching the 1027 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:34,520 streams anymore... 1028 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,180 What's happening? 1029 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,600 That's what's gonna happen... 1030 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,540 Whereas he's saying... 1031 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,490 It's gonna be a ball going 1032 00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:40,320 downhill... 1033 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,000 The only thing going downhill... 1034 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,240 Will be your fucking sanity... 1035 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,240 And maybe your balance... 1036 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,240 Whatever... 1037 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,880 Whatever... 1038 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,240 They're trying to juice you... 1039 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,560 For fucking notes... 1040 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,360 You just watch out for... 1041 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,240 There's a lot of sharks out 1042 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,820 there... 1043 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:51,540 That bass... 1044 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,900 Saying they've got a product... 1045 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,260 They want to sell you... 1046 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:54,960 And then there's... 1047 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,200 There's desperation out there 1048 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:56,960 as well... 1049 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,520 People want to fucking get that 1050 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,600 quick fix... 1051 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,220 They can give you on Twitch... 1052 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,160 During your live... 1053 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,520 Once you get that big following... 1054 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,940 Once you get that bass... 1055 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,160 Then you're that big fucking... 1056 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,240 Baseball... 1057 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,900 Unknown... 1058 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,280 That is to say we know... 1059 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,120 There are things we do not know... 1060 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:11,580 SK... 1061 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,500 Thank you very much... 1062 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,440 And a clone named Gibson... 1063 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,300 Could he have not just pitched 1064 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:15,780 this... 1065 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:16,420 Somewhere else... 1066 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:17,160 Other than in front of the 1067 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:17,940 fucking door... 1068 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:19,000 Full of jackets... 1069 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,880 I think they wanted to have 1070 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,700 that kind of... 1071 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,900 Down to earth... 1072 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,900 These are people like you... 1073 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:25,040 They've got a fucking... 1074 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,840 Mason jar with a spigot... 1075 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,910 And scarves and jackets in the 1076 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:28,780 background... 1077 00:30:28,780 --> 00:30:29,460 We don't even know... 1078 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,720 We don't know what the story is... 1079 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,710 But once you've got that big 1080 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:32,460 fucking... 1081 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,140 Juicy baseball... 1082 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,310 You start rolling that shit 1083 00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:36,180 downhill... 1084 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,860 Life's gonna start looking good 1085 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:38,860 for you... 1086 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:40,820 Right now you're depressed... 1087 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,560 You're a loser... 1088 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,780 But soon enough... 1089 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:44,640 You're gonna get that ball 1090 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,560 rolling downhill... 1091 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,640 Because of the likes... 1092 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,720 Because of the comments... 1093 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,740 Because of the... 1094 00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:50,560 The different donations... 1095 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,420 They can give you on Twitch... 1096 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:52,920 During your... 1097 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,780 Because of the comments... 1098 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:54,800 Because of the... 1099 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,840 Because of the engagement... 1100 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,880 Because of the likes... 1101 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,960 Because of the comments... 1102 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,180 Because of the... 1103 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:01,340 The different donations... 1104 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,660 They can give you on Twitch... 1105 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,560 During your live... 1106 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,960 Once you get that big following... 1107 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,360 Once you get that bass... 1108 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,330 Then it's just a ball rolling 1109 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:08,100 downhill... 1110 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:08,800 And you get more... 1111 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,360 And you get more... 1112 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:09,840 And you get more... 1113 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,800 Because you know... 1114 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,020 You're... 1115 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,490 You're moved up in the 1116 00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:12,020 algorithm... 1117 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,050 And that's what we're all 1118 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,020 trying to do... 1119 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:15,240 You get real people... 1120 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,240 And amazing customer service... 1121 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,240 To help you... 1122 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,240 Make your... 1123 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,240 Channel... 1124 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,240 Incredible... 1125 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,400 They have amazing customer 1126 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,240 service... 1127 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,240 They're conscientious... 1128 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,240 They're kind... 1129 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,240 They listen... 1130 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,360 And they help you with your 1131 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,240 problems... 1132 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,240 And they're real people... 1133 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,330 During the start of this 1134 00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:31,240 process... 1135 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:31,890 Even just talking to the 1136 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,460 company... 1137 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,460 They have been right there... 1138 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:34,240 They have been right there... 1139 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,460 Ready to answer any questions... 1140 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,460 And have been just so kind... 1141 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,460 And nice... 1142 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,460 And ready to help with anything... 1143 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,460 That I needed... 1144 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:41,860 Or even just had a little 1145 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,460 question about... 1146 00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:44,300 Amazing! 1147 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,460 I recommend them to my friends... 1148 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,460 My family... 1149 00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:47,740 Even just had a little question 1150 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,460 about... 1151 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,460 Amazing! 1152 00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,460 I recommend them to my friends... 1153 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,460 My family... 1154 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,460 Other streamers that I know... 1155 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,100 And... 1156 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:54,990 They have helped me grow my 1157 00:31:54,990 --> 00:31:55,660 career... 1158 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:56,300 In... 1159 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:57,320 Ways that I didn't think were 1160 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,140 possible... 1161 00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,560 I'm actually pulling in... 1162 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,400 Revenue... 1163 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,220 I'm actually pulling in... 1164 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:01,780 Profit... 1165 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,140 Before when you start... 1166 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:03,820 Like... 1167 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:04,460 Like... 1168 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,560 We're the idiots... 1169 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,400 Do you know that kind of... 1170 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,120 The tone... 1171 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,960 And the intonation... 1172 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,960 And the look on the face... 1173 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,840 As if... 1174 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,240 As if you must be a fucking moron... 1175 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,390 Not to be availing of this 1176 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,220 service... 1177 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,020 Schlugwaffe... 1178 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,560 Thank you very much for the tip... 1179 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,540 I'm actually fucking... 1180 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:18,740 Pulling in profit... 1181 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:19,040 I'm... 1182 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,140 I'm fucking turning a fucking... 1183 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,220 Profit on this... 1184 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,440 I'm actually pulling in... 1185 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440 Revenue... 1186 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,280 I'm actually pulling in... 1187 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:25,900 Profit... 1188 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,120 Before when you start... 1189 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,200 With Twitch and everything... 1190 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,220 It can be so hard... 1191 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,180 Everyone knows this... 1192 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,280 To actually start making... 1193 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,060 Real money... 1194 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,000 Because I have all these new 1195 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,700 viewers... 1196 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,370 I have all these new 1197 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,260 subscribers... 1198 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:36,260 So I'm pulling in... 1199 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,880 So much more revenue... 1200 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,920 Than I ever thought... 1201 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,580 Which is... 1202 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:40,380 Amazing... 1203 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:40,880 And... 1204 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,460 Also... 1205 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,440 Because I have all these new 1206 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,160 viewers... 1207 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:43,580 Uh... 1208 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,420 All of these... 1209 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,300 Other... 1210 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:45,920 Bigger... 1211 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,680 Twitch streamers... 1212 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,790 Have been asking to stream with 1213 00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:48,320 me... 1214 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:48,680 Which... 1215 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,140 Are they... 1216 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:50,780 Fuck... 1217 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,740 Thank you very much... 1218 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:52,920 Christian Irwin23... 1219 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,380 Although... 1220 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,060 It's probably... 1221 00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,460 It is that vacuous... 1222 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:56,260 And superficial... 1223 00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:56,920 Maybe it is... 1224 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,760 It do... 1225 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,480 It do be like that... 1226 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,460 Is... 1227 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,700 So cool in itself... 1228 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,800 But it's bringing me even... 1229 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,960 More viewers guys... 1230 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,060 It's a domino effect... 1231 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,180 And it all started with... 1232 00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:08,100 Stream upgrade... 1233 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:08,760 Your lives... 1234 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:08,760 Your lives... 1235 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,760 They're subscribing... 1236 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,730 And the more subscribers you 1237 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:11,240 get... 1238 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,600 The more money you get... 1239 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,200 Check it out... 1240 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,400 It's called stream upgrade... 1241 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:14,920 If you want your... 1242 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,140 Talk about how he's gonna... 1243 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,480 Why didn't he just... 1244 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,320 Have a wipe down first... 1245 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,040 Fucking dandruff there man... 1246 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,400 And it makes no sense... 1247 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,620 Because you have no hair... 1248 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:25,720 Unless there's a dandruff... 1249 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,620 Beard situation... 1250 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:26,760 Go on... 1251 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,660 Just give yourself a rub... 1252 00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,980 On the shirt... 1253 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:32,600 And... 1254 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,720 It doesn't... 1255 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,740 It doesn't look good... 1256 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,580 For the future lads... 1257 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,240 That's all I'm saying... 1258 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,010 Doesn't look good for the 1259 00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:38,500 future... 1260 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,140 After using... 1261 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:39,620 That... 1262 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:40,800 Look at this... 1263 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,640 Tube karma... 1264 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,120 This is it... 1265 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,120 Just when I thought I was out... 1266 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,120 They pulled me back in... 1267 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:48,910 About to switch over to Stu 1268 00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:50,060 there... 1269 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:50,480 But the... 1270 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,120 The fucking wonderment... 1271 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,540 Of the playlist... 1272 00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,480 Means that we go straight... 1273 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,120 Into the next piece... 1274 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,120 Tube karma... 1275 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,120 Tube karma... 1276 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,600 For literally just... 1277 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,700 Three months... 1278 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,740 Three months... 1279 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,040 They helped me go from... 1280 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,740 Fifteen hundred subscribers... 1281 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:05,440 To... 1282 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,000 Ninth... 1283 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,800 Fif... 1284 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,200 Uh... 1285 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:07,840 Fifteen thousand? 1286 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,160 Fifteen thousand subscribers... 1287 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,580 Before using tube karma... 1288 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:12,820 I only started off... 1289 00:34:12,820 --> 00:34:13,760 With about two thousand 1290 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,720 subscribers... 1291 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,280 However... 1292 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,720 With the company's help... 1293 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,220 I... 1294 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:19,280 Tube karma... 1295 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,280 What's ba... 1296 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,960 What's Mr. Baseball... 1297 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,760 Saying on this one? 1298 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:24,840 Piece of meat... 1299 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,680 A piece of meat... 1300 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,540 Sniffers... 1301 00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:28,380 Sniffles... 1302 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:29,540 Oh Carol... 1303 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:30,640 Thank you very much sir... 1304 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,240 Sniffles... 1305 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,180 Oh Carol... 1306 00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:33,880 Thanks for the advice... 1307 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,520 The other night... 1308 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:34,800 You say... 1309 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,580 Can confirm... 1310 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:38,140 Steven is feeling much better... 1311 00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,600 I... 1312 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,680 I'm gonna be honest with you 1313 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,320 now... 1314 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,100 Sniffles... 1315 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,680 No idea what that advice was... 1316 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,900 But it was a fucking nightmare... 1317 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:46,680 Of a situation... 1318 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,000 Wasn't it? 1319 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,400 Six hour fucking playthrough... 1320 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,940 Can't remember much from that 1321 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:50,680 night... 1322 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,160 Um... 1323 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:51,760 But I'm glad... 1324 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,740 I'm glad we did it... 1325 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:53,740 One hundred followers... 1326 00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:54,440 To having ten... 1327 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,000 Within the... 1328 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,240 So within... 1329 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:56,840 Joining... 1330 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,100 What happened there? 1331 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:58,480 That... 1332 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,120 What's that... 1333 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,040 That... 1334 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,280 He... 1335 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,200 He starts off like a fucking... 1336 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,340 Fox... 1337 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:03,540 Uh... 1338 00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:05,840 The first frame is a very dis... 1339 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,020 Disturbing one! 1340 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:08,600 Oh! 1341 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,320 That's nasty stuff... 1342 00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:21,680 So within... 1343 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,320 Joining... 1344 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,680 Why did it start there? 1345 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:24,720 Who starts their thing? 1346 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:25,780 An action... 1347 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,100 And your starting pose... 1348 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:27,460 When... 1349 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,700 When the director says action... 1350 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:29,320 Is like this... 1351 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,660 Just a little bit... 1352 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:32,560 Disconcerting... 1353 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,260 For the viewer... 1354 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:34,500 And the audience at home... 1355 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,320 To start your performance... 1356 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,200 On an aggressive note like that... 1357 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,200 22,000 subscribers... 1358 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,240 In five months... 1359 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:43,940 So within... 1360 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,280 Joining Tube Karma... 1361 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,220 And letting them help me... 1362 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,320 Grow my following... 1363 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,960 Within the first two months... 1364 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,100 I went from having... 1365 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,200 About 1500 followers... 1366 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,440 To having 10,000 followers... 1367 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:53,860 Wow... 1368 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,420 It was unbelievable... 1369 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,500 Tube Karma... 1370 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,560 I went from 6,000 subscribers... 1371 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,200 To 50,000 subscribers... 1372 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200 In two months... 1373 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,600 If you're looking for... 1374 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,200 This is a real trip... 1375 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,600 This is a fucking... 1376 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,780 Dangerous trip... 1377 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,280 We've... 1378 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:09,860 We've... 1379 00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:10,600 Reopened... 1380 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,600 A... 1381 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,080 A genie box here... 1382 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,560 Known as the lamp... 1383 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,280 We've rubbed the lamp... 1384 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,540 And I'm not sure... 1385 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,760 I'm liking what's coming out of 1386 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,000 this fucking lamp... 1387 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,860 And it's not really... 1388 00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:22,060 Granting me the wishes... 1389 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:22,880 Another... 1390 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,600 Another frame... 1391 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:24,950 You don't want to start off 1392 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:25,940 like that... 1393 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:26,960 You're trying to get someone to 1394 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,640 fucking sell... 1395 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,600 To buy your product... 1396 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,780 Not like that... 1397 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:30,100 That's... 1398 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,600 That's Shifty McGrift... 1399 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,280 That's... 1400 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,200 Scooby Doo Man... 1401 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,100 Thank you very much... 1402 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:35,870 If you're looking for 1403 00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:36,780 subscribers... 1404 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,540 Tube Karma is the way to go... 1405 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,280 I started with them... 1406 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,020 With maybe... 1407 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:41,600 1,000... 1408 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,060 Subscribers... 1409 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:43,560 And... 1410 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,020 You know... 1411 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:45,110 However many views I could ever 1412 00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:46,020 muster myself... 1413 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,460 And... 1414 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,680 In just two months... 1415 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,840 I'm at over... 1416 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,880 10,000 subscribers... 1417 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,380 After using Tube Karma... 1418 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,040 For just... 1419 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:54,540 Two... 1420 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:55,640 Months... 1421 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,300 My subscriber count on YouTube... 1422 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:57,820 Grew... 1423 00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:59,800 From 1,000 subscribers... 1424 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,620 To over... 1425 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,140 10,000 subscribers... 1426 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,220 When I started out... 1427 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:04,700 I had... 1428 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,840 460... 1429 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840 140... 1430 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,340 It gets... 1431 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:08,560 Yeah... 1432 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,740 It's five minutes of this... 1433 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:10,800 Can you fucking believe it? 1434 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:11,500 Yeah... 1435 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,400 I remember all these now... 1436 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,240 They're coming back to haunt me 1437 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:13,740 like... 1438 00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:15,740 Repressed... 1439 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:17,740 Abusive ghosts... 1440 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:19,740 Of the past... 1441 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:21,480 Bad stuff in my... 1442 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,740 Bad stuff in my past... 1443 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,740 We don't need this anymore... 1444 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,240 All I want... 1445 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:27,740 All I'm happy with is... 1446 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:28,740 Baseball... 1447 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,060 Baseboy... 1448 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:31,740 Wherever he is... 1449 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:32,960 Fucking... 1450 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,740 Baseboy... 1451 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:36,740 Nah... 1452 00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:36,940 I'm not... 1453 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,220 So the moment I joined... 1454 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:38,740 Oh god... 1455 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,660 He's like... 1456 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:42,980 He's just hit the fucking... 1457 00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:43,600 High... 1458 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,600 He's coming up... 1459 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,840 He's coming up... 1460 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,450 And he's gonna get your party 1461 00:37:48,450 --> 00:37:49,600 started... 1462 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,600 Uh... 1463 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,940 Let's get the fuck out of here... 1464 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:55,540 Because we... 1465 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:55,780 It's... 1466 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:56,600 It's making me feel... 1467 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:57,600 Dangerous... 1468 00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:58,600 At the moment... 1469 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,600 Terminally online... 1470 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:01,600 Zoomers... 1471 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,420 Thank you very much there... 1472 00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:03,600 For the... 1473 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,140 Father Higgins... 1474 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:06,140 Father Higgins speaks... 1475 00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,140 Lean forward a bit there... 1476 00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:08,720 Francis... 1477 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,540 And your shirt... 1478 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,140 Ends up looking like... 1479 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,320 A priest's collar... 1480 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,140 Gives this whole... 1481 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,380 Karma sesh... 1482 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,140 The flavour of a sermon... 1483 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:15,980 Well... 1484 00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:16,140 Maybe... 1485 00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:17,660 Maybe like that... 1486 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:18,040 Oh yeah... 1487 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,140 I see what you mean... 1488 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,320 I the lord... 1489 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,320 Of this... 1490 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320 And that... 1491 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,320 And that... 1492 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,380 I'd say we go for a number... 1493 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,560 Season 13... 1494 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,680 1995... 1495 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,760 25 episodes... 1496 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,320 We've watched four of them... 1497 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,320 We've got some beautiful... 1498 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,880 Thanks very much Dara... 1499 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,200 For bringing that goose cloud... 1500 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,320 To my attention again... 1501 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,160 I've always wanted to revisit 1502 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:39,880 that... 1503 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,880 But it just feels... 1504 00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,660 A bit... 1505 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,820 It's shameful... 1506 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:45,980 To do it alone... 1507 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:47,250 It's nice to be able to share 1508 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,020 that... 1509 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,580 With the wider public... 1510 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,300 A wider audience... 1511 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:52,320 Because it feels as though... 1512 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,740 When I'm witnessing that... 1513 00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,120 Alone... 1514 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:54,520 It feels like... 1515 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,900 Am I really witnessing this? 1516 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,180 I need someone else... 1517 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:58,880 To experience... 1518 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,880 The shame of it... 1519 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,340 Thank you very much there... 1520 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,280 Scooby Doo Man... 1521 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:04,880 And Real Shtag... 1522 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,880 And Terminally Online... 1523 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,700 I'm just looking for something 1524 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:09,640 here... 1525 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,880 We're just spitballing here... 1526 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,200 We're just trying to find... 1527 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:14,880 A good... 1528 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,880 Good... 1529 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:16,880 Vane... 1530 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:18,880 In which to really... 1531 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:20,880 Mainline... 1532 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:21,880 That fucking... 1533 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,200 Stew... 1534 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:24,680 Groove... 1535 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,940 We really want to stew... 1536 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:26,840 The groove here... 1537 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,280 Windows 95... 1538 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,660 Maggots is involved... 1539 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,160 I think we've seen it... 1540 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,600 But it's... 1541 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,880 It could be fucking good... 1542 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:33,880 Madrid... 1543 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,780 Someone there is saying Madrid... 1544 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:36,760 I mean yeah... 1545 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,180 Madrid... 1546 00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:38,220 Conference Madrid... 1547 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:38,760 To be honest... 1548 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,520 Those on location episodes... 1549 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,760 They don't really scratch... 1550 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,440 The fucking... 1551 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,580 Stew based itch... 1552 00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:44,600 That needs to... 1553 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,420 You want to start with... 1554 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:46,760 Something safe... 1555 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,760 Okay... 1556 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,760 I mean there's a good chance... 1557 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,960 That Stew isn't even featuring... 1558 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,220 It could be just a voiceover... 1559 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,140 For all we know... 1560 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,760 You want something safe... 1561 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,380 You want tricks and techniques... 1562 00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:58,020 For fixing your fucking PC... 1563 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,760 You want to be sat down... 1564 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,960 You do want to have gadgets... 1565 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,960 You do want to have gadgets... 1566 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,960 We love CES... 1567 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:06,960 C-E-S... 1568 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,960 We love it... 1569 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,960 It's always good for gadgets... 1570 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,800 Tim Baharan is in there as well... 1571 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,760 The badge master... 1572 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,960 The badger himself... 1573 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,220 But we're getting on here... 1574 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:18,600 It's just... 1575 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,760 You spoil for choice... 1576 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,720 You know... 1577 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,760 We're spoil for choice... 1578 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:23,920 E3... 1579 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,640 Come on... 1580 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,040 It's gonna... 1581 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:25,760 It's gotta be good... 1582 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,420 It's got video games... 1583 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,040 Cars and computers... 1584 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,760 Silicon... 1585 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,760 Silicon Glen... 1586 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,980 Financial software... 1587 00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,760 Online tips... 1588 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,380 It's either CES... 1589 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,380 Or E3 Special... 1590 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,440 But a good classic... 1591 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:39,940 Stew... 1592 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:40,380 In troubleshooting... 1593 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:41,980 It's gonna be slow... 1594 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,830 I think it's gonna be a slow 1595 00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:43,380 pace... 1596 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:45,780 But it'll just get back... 1597 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,500 It'll get us back into the 1598 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:47,040 groove... 1599 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,380 And then finish on a strong... 1600 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:50,440 Comdex... 1601 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,380 Or a real strong... 1602 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:52,380 E3... 1603 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,160 Or a real strong... 1604 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,380 Consumer Electronics Show... 1605 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,380 You know... 1606 00:40:57,860 --> 00:40:59,200 CES on the beach... 1607 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,260 Thank you very much there... 1608 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:00,380 Stu Pendous... 1609 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,680 And Robbie... 1610 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,460 Very very kind of... 1611 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,180 Stuart Shaffei... 1612 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:04,560 PCTV promo video... 1613 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,280 You say... 1614 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,120 I'll do as you say... 1615 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,980 We'll open that up again... 1616 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:13,120 PCTV promo... 1617 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,420 Stu... 1618 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,600 Sorry for putting this fella... 1619 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,760 On the screen again... 1620 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,320 Even though... 1621 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:16,560 Look... 1622 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,340 He's a good guy... 1623 00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:18,150 You're more than welcome to 1624 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:18,640 join... 1625 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,860 I'd love to interview you... 1626 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,180 To see what the story was... 1627 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,600 What the backstory was there... 1628 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,140 Hanleyman... 1629 00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:25,500 Thank you very much there... 1630 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,240 PCTV... 1631 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,340 PC... 1632 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:29,120 PCTV... 1633 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,120 Promo... 1634 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,120 Shaffei... 1635 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,620 Is it Shaffei... 1636 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:34,740 Is it Shaffei... 1637 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:35,300 I can't believe... 1638 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,220 I don't know how to spell this... 1639 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,300 After all this time... 1640 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,000 Have we seen this now? 1641 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,560 610... 1642 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:49,000 Thank you very much... 1643 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,220 This isn't fast... 1644 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,440 Now this is my ass... 1645 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,500 On the line... 1646 00:41:52,500 --> 00:42:00,100 Thank you very much there... 1647 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,100 Rostens... 1648 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,500 That big swooping mouse... 1649 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,100 That leaves its ball behind... 1650 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,500 It's like a... 1651 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,280 I said before... 1652 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,480 Like a Thunderbird 4... 1653 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,100 Coming out of the 2... 1654 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:12,600 A... 1655 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,100 A roly ball mouse... 1656 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,100 Blasts across our screen... 1657 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,100 And then dispatches a ball... 1658 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,950 And then whatever you do with 1659 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:21,320 that ball... 1660 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,800 It's your own fucking business... 1661 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,100 Just don't let it fuck you up... 1662 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:32,100 Oh my god... 1663 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:33,580 Have you heard this? 1664 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,100 Vice City... 1665 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,300 Sounds like fucking Vice City... 1666 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,380 Grand Theft Auto... 1667 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:50,100 This is a PC TV... 1668 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,100 Imagine him doing your fucking... 1669 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,540 Advertorial... 1670 00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:55,050 This is the stuff that you'd 1671 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:55,880 see... 1672 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,700 QVC... 1673 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,540 Is he done a QVC... 1674 00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:58,940 Late night... 1675 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,340 TV3... 1676 00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:01,420 End of schedule... 1677 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,500 Back in the day... 1678 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,780 Sort of fucking... 1679 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,940 Gator grip... 1680 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,440 Advert... 1681 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,200 Is that what he's done? 1682 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,320 Because if it is... 1683 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,660 This is gonna really... 1684 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:10,300 Blow my... 1685 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:10,940 My mind... 1686 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:12,800 And this isn't even... 1687 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,780 The first thing we've seen... 1688 00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:14,940 Of Stu yet tonight... 1689 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:18,280 I'm gonna make myself... 1690 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,280 Disappear a little bit... 1691 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,940 On the screen here... 1692 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,220 I don't want this to be ruined 1693 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:21,940 by me... 1694 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:23,280 Oh my god... 1695 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,940 Hi and welcome to PC TV... 1696 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,940 The world's leading producer... 1697 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:26,940 Technology television... 1698 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:26,940 I'm Stuart Chaffee... 1699 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,940 I'm Stuart Chaffee... 1700 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,940 As computers... 1701 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:29,940 Personal technology products... 1702 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:30,940 And cyberspace... 1703 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:31,940 Become more popular... 1704 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:32,940 Consumers... 1705 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,940 Are looking for help... 1706 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,940 They want help on what to buy... 1707 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:35,800 Help on how to get the most out 1708 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,940 of the things they do buy... 1709 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,930 products and cyberspace become 1710 00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:41,100 more popular, consumers are 1711 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,560 looking for help. They want 1712 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:42,760 help 1713 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,440 on what to buy, help on how to 1714 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,120 get the most out of the things 1715 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,580 they do buy, and help on 1716 00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,140 solving the 1717 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:49,600 problems which they run into 1718 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,070 with today's sophisticated 1719 00:43:51,070 --> 00:43:52,500 technology. Today's the last 1720 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,940 day for Tom's Hot Dog. Get him 1721 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:56,040 while you can. Grass-fed 1722 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,380 subscriber. Thank you very much 1723 00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:01,210 for your tip. Yeah. They've got 1724 00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:03,100 the music going. He has got 1725 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,560 that tie that we've never seen 1726 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,340 that tie before. 1727 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,360 He rarely goes loud with the 1728 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,660 ties. He's a polo Ralph Lauren 1729 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,920 shirt extraordinaire. Some 1730 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,420 would say an aficionado, but 1731 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,330 that tie is definitely someone 1732 00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:19,740 else's decision for this thing, 1733 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,190 but Stu would have just done it. 1734 00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:23,880 The money is good. 1735 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,360 And help on solving the 1736 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,220 problems which they run into 1737 00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:29,640 with today's... It's a PC tie, 1738 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,030 ladies and gentlemen. It's got 1739 00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:34,500 pictures of fucking monitors 1740 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:35,740 and keyboards. 1741 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,830 And beige monstrosities from 1742 00:44:37,830 --> 00:44:39,520 back in the day. I think I was 1743 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,090 zoomed in a little bit on that 1744 00:44:41,090 --> 00:44:43,160 promo screen for a minute. Let's 1745 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,280 just see that again. Sorry. 1746 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:47,580 Hi and welcome to PC TV, the 1747 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:49,980 world's leading producer of 1748 00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,600 technology television. I'm 1749 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,350 Stuart Shiffey. As computers, 1750 00:44:55,350 --> 00:44:57,240 personal technology products 1751 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,960 and cyberspace become more 1752 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,070 popular, consumers are looking 1753 00:45:01,070 --> 00:45:02,860 for help. They want help on 1754 00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,730 what to buy, help on how to get 1755 00:45:04,730 --> 00:45:05,140 the most out of the world. 1756 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,650 Get the most out of the things 1757 00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:07,890 they do buy, and help on 1758 00:45:07,890 --> 00:45:09,610 solving the problems which they 1759 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:10,770 run into with today's 1760 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,540 sophisticated technology. 1761 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:15,140 PC TV... Wow. And that's a 1762 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,540 tight edit. They didn't even 1763 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,690 let the fucking audio from the 1764 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:21,840 last shot end. That's a real 1765 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920 tight bit of business. And you 1766 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,340 see it a lot. I mean, it's... 1767 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,520 Look, that's a Shiffey classic. 1768 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,240 We've seen... We've seen... How 1769 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,150 many times have we seen that? 1770 00:45:29,150 --> 00:45:30,200 He practically invented this. 1771 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,360 But, uh... In the editing of 1772 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,240 the Computer Chronicles, they 1773 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,000 would have made sure to let the 1774 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,860 audio finish before we cut onto 1775 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,140 that next frame. 1776 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,580 And help on solving the 1777 00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:43,070 problems which they run into 1778 00:45:43,070 --> 00:45:45,280 with today's sophisticated 1779 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,540 technology. 1780 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:50,080 Wow. Almost as if he's still 1781 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,240 speaking those words before he 1782 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,140 says PC TV. 1783 00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,690 ...which they run into with 1784 00:45:54,690 --> 00:45:55,820 today's sophisticated 1785 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:56,540 technology. 1786 00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,060 PC TV uses the power of 1787 00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,180 television to provide unique 1788 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,310 solutions to these consumers 1789 00:46:02,310 --> 00:46:04,940 who are your customers or... 1790 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,390 That was a great little 1791 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,930 transition there. Someone... 1792 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:11,340 The Vision Mixer did a fade... 1793 00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,800 Onto the fucking CRT monitor 1794 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,090 that they have. And it was 1795 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:19,040 seamless. It... It seemed 1796 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,140 seamless to me. Was that a fade? 1797 00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,500 Yeah. Yeah, you can see it 1798 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,240 there. Look, there's a bit of 1799 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,340 inconsistency there. 1800 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:28,580 Because I was thinking, "What's 1801 00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:30,690 going on with this?" You can 1802 00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:32,740 see he's got four eyes there. 1803 00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,910 Imagine Stu... Had two eyes... 1804 00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:42,740 On each side of his schnoz. 1805 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,740 Thank you very much, Papa Stu. 1806 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:48,230 And watch your ass. Thank you 1807 00:46:48,230 --> 00:46:49,630 very much. Just found out my, 1808 00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:51,030 uh, GF is pregnant. Very 1809 00:46:51,030 --> 00:46:54,740 congratulations to you. And, uh... 1810 00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:57,950 Yeah. Big honoree... I am the 1811 00:46:57,950 --> 00:46:59,940 honoree godfather. 1812 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:05,250 ...good stuff. Great stuff. I 1813 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:07,140 can't believe it. 1814 00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:10,830 ...well, what do I say at a 1815 00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,920 moment like this? It is an 1816 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,140 honor. And, uh... 1817 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,640 ...I think... Gonna have to end 1818 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,340 the stream. Thanks very much, lads. 1819 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,680 ...and, uh, if anyone's upset 1820 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,340 with that... 1821 00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:26,340 ...it's Papa Stu. Talk to you 1822 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:26,340 later. 1823 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,540 ...talk to you later. 1824 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:35,540 ... 1825 00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:39,060 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1826 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,740 end the stream. 1827 00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:43,410 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1828 00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:44,740 end the stream. 1829 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,060 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1830 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:46,740 end the stream. 1831 00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:48,060 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1832 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:48,740 end the stream. 1833 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:49,520 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1834 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:49,940 end the stream. 1835 00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:51,320 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1836 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:51,940 end the stream. 1837 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:53,260 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1838 00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:53,940 end the stream. 1839 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,260 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1840 00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:55,940 end the stream. 1841 00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:57,260 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1842 00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:57,940 end the stream. 1843 00:47:57,940 --> 00:47:59,260 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1844 00:47:59,260 --> 00:47:59,940 end the stream. 1845 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,260 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1846 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:01,940 end the stream. 1847 00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:03,260 ...and, uh, I'm gonna have to 1848 00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:03,940 end the stream. 1849 00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:05,460 ...I'm truly just in shock and 1850 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:06,140 so thankful. 1851 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:06,740 ...off with... 1852 00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:07,930 ...and falls the way to go if 1853 00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:08,740 you're an art... 1854 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:09,910 ...giving more payout because 1855 00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:10,340 of... 1856 00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:11,540 ...to grow your page. 1857 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:12,540 ...everything is up. 1858 00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:13,140 ...spanx to... 1859 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,140 ...cats is what I used to take... 1860 00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:16,520 ...supons that I've been using 1861 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,140 Spotify... 1862 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:18,440 ...lips boost your Spotify 1863 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,140 account... 1864 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,140 ...superset... 1865 00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,140 ...and... 1866 00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,580 ...my art with, with, with more 1867 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:22,940 fans. 1868 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:23,940 ...all of the... 1869 00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:25,790 ...and my songs were getting 1870 00:48:25,790 --> 00:48:26,940 new plays each day. 1871 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:27,940 ...you... 1872 00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:30,110 ...monthly listeners, they're 1873 00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,140 real, and they're not just... 1874 00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:32,530 ...manipulating the system so 1875 00:48:32,530 --> 00:48:33,740 it looks like you're... 1876 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:34,740 ...like your numbers... 1877 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:35,950 ...yeah, manipulating the 1878 00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:36,340 system. 1879 00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:37,910 They're, they're saying the 1880 00:48:37,910 --> 00:48:39,740 fucking quiet part loud there. 1881 00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,020 You don't need to go into the 1882 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,140 nuts and bolts of it. 1883 00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:43,140 We've... 1884 00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:44,510 ...you gotta remember, you're 1885 00:48:44,510 --> 00:48:45,340 selling something. 1886 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,340 Don't... 1887 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,540 ...once let the fucking 1888 00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:48,540 customer know... 1889 00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,260 ...there might be some sort of 1890 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,540 shady business at play. 1891 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:52,290 ...and that's what's happening 1892 00:48:52,290 --> 00:48:52,540 there. 1893 00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:53,840 ...like, they're not just 1894 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,340 robots and they're not just... 1895 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,760 ...manipulating the system so 1896 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,870 it looks like your numbers are 1897 00:48:57,870 --> 00:48:58,340 higher. 1898 00:48:58,340 --> 00:49:00,340 They're real, live people. 1899 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,340 I've seen it... 1900 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:02,760 ...dramization may not have 1901 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,340 happened. 1902 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,450 All right, checks will not be 1903 00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:04,940 honored. 1904 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:05,940 Where's the... 1905 00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:06,940 ...shafé... 1906 00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:07,940 ...there we go. 1907 00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:09,220 And that's the, uh, where we 1908 00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:09,940 left it before. 1909 00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:10,940 Four... 1910 00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:11,940 ...little... 1911 00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:12,740 ...stue-eyes... 1912 00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:14,740 ...at the side of the schnozzle. 1913 00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:15,940 ...an amazing piece of... 1914 00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:16,940 ...televisual... 1915 00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:17,940 ...televisual... 1916 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:18,940 ...to these consumers... 1917 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:19,940 ...who are your customers... 1918 00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:20,940 ...trickery... 1919 00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:22,940 ...or your potential customers... 1920 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,540 ...our viewers... 1921 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,540 ...our viewers have already... 1922 00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,540 ...stue-ception... 1923 00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:27,540 ...customers... 1924 00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:29,540 ...or your potential customers... 1925 00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:31,340 ...our viewers have already 1926 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:33,540 entered the world of technology... 1927 00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:35,140 ...so that as an advertiser... 1928 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,140 ...you could... 1929 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:36,740 ...and then this... 1930 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,740 ...then it goes down... 1931 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:38,440 ...the camera pans down to this 1932 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:38,740 fella... 1933 00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:39,740 ...and it's Stu... 1934 00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:41,740 ...with a fucking wig on... 1935 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:42,740 ...and he turns around... 1936 00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,170 ...and then he looks into the 1937 00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:44,740 eye... 1938 00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:45,740 ...of you, the viewer... 1939 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:46,740 ...and then... 1940 00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:47,740 ...it's like... 1941 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:48,740 ...you see a picture of you... 1942 00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:49,740 ...and... 1943 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:50,740 ...and you are Stu... 1944 00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:51,740 ...or you look in the mirror... 1945 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:52,740 ...you go for a piss... 1946 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,740 ...you leave the room... 1947 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:54,740 ...because you're so perplexed... 1948 00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:56,740 ...and you look in the mirror... 1949 00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:57,740 ...and you are Stu... 1950 00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,640 ...and talk directly to them... 1951 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,340 ...through our programmes... 1952 00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:01,340 ...with advertising... 1953 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,340 ...that has no waste... 1954 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,340 ...and that costs a fraction... 1955 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:06,340 ...of other targeted media... 1956 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,340 ...when you advertise on... 1957 00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,340 ...PCTV programmes... 1958 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,340 ...you combine the power... 1959 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,340 ...and persuasion of television... 1960 00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:13,340 ...look at this... 1961 00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:14,340 ...I saw that little... 1962 00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:16,340 ...profile picture down there... 1963 00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:17,440 ...I thought that's a side of 1964 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:17,940 Stu... 1965 00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:19,640 ...we don't really ever get to 1966 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,340 see... 1967 00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,340 ...you know... 1968 00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:23,340 ...like kind of Porrick Pierce... 1969 00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,340 ...or like a... 1970 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,340 ...an old kind of portrait... 1971 00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,340 ...and... 1972 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:28,740 ...at the side... 1973 00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:29,940 ...the Stu jaw... 1974 00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:30,940 ...we never really see that... 1975 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,940 ...I don't think he's fond... 1976 00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:33,940 ...of that sort of angle... 1977 00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,940 ...but... 1978 00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:37,940 ...we get him in the TV here... 1979 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:38,940 ...and then he's on the... 1980 00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:39,940 ...PC TV update... 1981 00:50:39,940 --> 00:50:41,940 ...this really was... 1982 00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:42,940 ...a sweet piece of pudding... 1983 00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:45,940 ...with the demographic... 1984 00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:46,940 ...targeting of print... 1985 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:47,940 ...there simply is... 1986 00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:49,940 ...no more efficient way... 1987 00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:51,940 ...to reach real consumers... 1988 00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:52,940 ...of technology... 1989 00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:53,940 ...products and services... 1990 00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:54,940 ...people don't realise... 1991 00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:55,610 ...how hard that would have 1992 00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:55,940 been... 1993 00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:56,940 ...to get right... 1994 00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:57,540 ...way... 1995 00:50:57,540 --> 00:50:58,540 ...to reach real... 1996 00:50:58,540 --> 00:50:59,540 ...consumers... 1997 00:50:59,540 --> 00:50:59,540 ...of... 1998 00:50:59,540 --> 00:51:00,540 ...tech... 1999 00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:01,540 ...there simply is... 2000 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:02,540 ...no more efficient way... 2001 00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:03,540 ...to reach real... 2002 00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:04,540 ...consumers... 2003 00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,540 ...of... 2004 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:05,540 ...technology... 2005 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:06,540 ...products and services... 2006 00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:07,540 ...with the... 2007 00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,540 ...demographic... 2008 00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:09,540 ...targeting... 2009 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:09,540 ...of... 2010 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:10,540 ...print... 2011 00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:11,980 There simply is no more 2012 00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:13,730 efficient way to reach real 2013 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:15,330 consumers of technology 2014 00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:17,080 products and services. 2015 00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:18,770 Our programs and our viewers 2016 00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:20,040 cover the spectrum of 2017 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,690 technology consumers from 2018 00:51:21,690 --> 00:51:23,000 beginners... 2019 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,500 Wow, this is just like pummel 2020 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,080 after pummel after pummel. 2021 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,060 It's just Stu comes in with 2022 00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:28,240 another one, Stu, and another 2023 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,170 one, and another one in a 2024 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,020 different place. 2025 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,140 Now he's in your telly, now he's 2026 00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:32,190 in your paper, now he's in the 2027 00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:33,260 fucking control room. 2028 00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:35,820 It's just like, bam, bam, bam. 2029 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:39,100 Getting fucking one-twoed, left-right 2030 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,400 jab, left-right jab, until you 2031 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,100 can't take any more. 2032 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,770 To power users with four 2033 00:51:44,770 --> 00:51:46,760 separate programs that cover it 2034 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,320 all. 2035 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,760 Let's take a quick look. 2036 00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,630 Computer Chronicles, now in its 2037 00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:05,360 13th consecutive broadcast 2038 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,830 season on television, airs 2039 00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:08,750 weekly on over 300 stations in 2040 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,000 the United States. 2041 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,340 And we were going to watch the 2042 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,270 13th, an episode from the 13th 2043 00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:14,480 season there as well. 2044 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:15,260 We've seen this. 2045 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,570 This is the episode entitled 2046 00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:20,190 Net Cafés, which was a prelude 2047 00:52:20,190 --> 00:52:22,670 or a kind of precursor to his 2048 00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:24,900 spin-off series Net Café. 2049 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,640 I remember looking at this 2050 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,850 little flick, the trademark Stu 2051 00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:30,100 Chaffé flick. 2052 00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,010 And in over 100 countries 2053 00:52:32,010 --> 00:52:33,240 around the world. 2054 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,660 Look, here we are in this nice 2055 00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,210 cafe, drink in hand, friendly 2056 00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,700 people, and we're surfing the 2057 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,240 net. 2058 00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:39,650 When IBM went through its 2059 00:52:39,650 --> 00:52:41,250 recent reorganization, it 2060 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,070 decided to bring manufacturing 2061 00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:44,920 and design closer together. 2062 00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:45,980 It set up its world 2063 00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,990 headquarters for display design 2064 00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:49,280 here in Scotland. 2065 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,340 How hard or easy is it to up- 2066 00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,780 How hard? 2067 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,020 It's a double H. 2068 00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:56,830 We know the intonation on the H 2069 00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:58,660 is one for the fucking wrecker 2070 00:52:58,660 --> 00:52:59,340 bucks. 2071 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,940 Nintendo Game Boy. 2072 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,340 It's a randomizer. 2073 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,460 I'm looking for a handheld 2074 00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:04,260 gaming device. 2075 00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:05,280 Computer games. 2076 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,400 We'll get there eventually. 2077 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,040 You're not a killer. 2078 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:07,660 No, I'm not. 2079 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:08,760 Next one, maybe. 2080 00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:09,360 You're not a killer. 2081 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,000 No, I'm not. 2082 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,120 Next one, maybe. 2083 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,320 Is this a bad thing for kids to 2084 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,570 be playing this, or is there a 2085 00:53:13,570 --> 00:53:14,340 good side to it? 2086 00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:15,880 Next one, maybe. 2087 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,640 One of the coolest new computer 2088 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,160 games. 2089 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,520 Next one. 2090 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,120 Game Boy. 2091 00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:21,780 We're waiting for handheld 2092 00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:22,980 gaming devices. 2093 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,100 Computer games. 2094 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:25,520 You're not a killer. 2095 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:26,200 No, I'm not. 2096 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,240 Computer games. 2097 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,340 Do you know, the one time- 2098 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:30,860 Game Boy. 2099 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,580 Computer games. 2100 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:34,920 Come on. 2101 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,400 Nintendo's Game Boy. 2102 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:37,840 Come on, one more. 2103 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:38,560 Game Boy. 2104 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,030 This is like gambling and you're 2105 00:53:40,030 --> 00:53:41,220 losing all your money. 2106 00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,000 It's the next one. 2107 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:42,900 It's got to be the next one. 2108 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,610 One of the coolest new computer 2109 00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:45,120 games. 2110 00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:46,780 The next one. 2111 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,740 Roam about a virtual 2112 00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:49,260 environment with your avatar, 2113 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,720 One more. 2114 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,920 Is this a bad thing for kids to 2115 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,170 be playing this, or is there a 2116 00:53:53,170 --> 00:53:53,980 good side to it? 2117 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,060 Come on, man. 2118 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,370 Is this a bad thing for kids to 2119 00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:57,750 be playing this, or is there a 2120 00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:58,680 good side to it? 2121 00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,880 Okay, I've forgotten even what 2122 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:00,800 the point of that was. 2123 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,200 Or display design here in 2124 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,900 Scotland. 2125 00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,880 How hard or easy is it to... 2126 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,840 How hard. 2127 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,400 One more. 2128 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:08,040 Game Boy. 2129 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,040 One more. 2130 00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:09,700 You're not a killer. 2131 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:10,360 No, I'm not. 2132 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,500 Come on, just say it. 2133 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,940 Nintendo's Game Boy. 2134 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:13,860 Fuck. 2135 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,100 Great to a faster... 2136 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:16,160 And what about this? 2137 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,910 We see this kind of fella a lot 2138 00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,540 over the years. 2139 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,890 I've never really stopped to 2140 00:54:21,890 --> 00:54:23,140 take it all in and think, 2141 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,520 Who even is it? 2142 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,060 And what does he do? 2143 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,720 He's got an egg for a head. 2144 00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:30,730 46 or to a Pentium for that 2145 00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:31,160 matter. 2146 00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:31,880 Well, it depends. 2147 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:33,360 Wow. 2148 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,340 Remember this. 2149 00:54:34,820 --> 00:54:37,630 This was when we saw that Schindler 2150 00:54:37,630 --> 00:54:40,370 had, you know, maybe something 2151 00:54:40,370 --> 00:54:41,280 had happened. 2152 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,860 Because he wasn't the Schindler 2153 00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,680 that we knew. 2154 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,490 But I think he pulled it back a 2155 00:54:45,490 --> 00:54:46,780 few years after. 2156 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,280 No, he didn't. 2157 00:54:47,340 --> 00:54:47,760 He was gone. 2158 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,500 This was the decline. 2159 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,230 This was when it was really 2160 00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:52,780 John Virgo off the rails 2161 00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:53,680 territory. 2162 00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,520 He'd stopped wearing the suits. 2163 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:56,900 There was no bow tie. 2164 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:58,950 I think he'd gone full time 2165 00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:00,920 with Windows magazine. 2166 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,170 And things had just changed, 2167 00:55:03,170 --> 00:55:04,100 you know. 2168 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,470 I think it just was like the 90s 2169 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:07,420 had arrived. 2170 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,220 And suits were fucking rubbish, 2171 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:09,640 man. 2172 00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,140 You know, get rid of... 2173 00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,730 What are you wearing a fucking 2174 00:55:12,730 --> 00:55:14,080 suit for and a bow tie? 2175 00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:16,010 Maybe he was just feeling not 2176 00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:17,860 cool enough for that sort of 2177 00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:19,400 behavior anymore. 2178 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,290 It depends on your machine and 2179 00:55:20,290 --> 00:55:21,060 how it's engineered. 2180 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:22,550 Now, in this particular case, 2181 00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:23,950 we have a very easy to remove 2182 00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:24,660 power supply. 2183 00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:25,730 And underneath, we have the 2184 00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:26,500 processor chip. 2185 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,570 Processor chip is always easy 2186 00:55:27,570 --> 00:55:28,760 to find because it's... 2187 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,100 You can even hear in his voice. 2188 00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:31,360 He's got a different voice. 2189 00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:32,860 It depends on your machine and 2190 00:55:32,860 --> 00:55:34,120 how it's engineered. 2191 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,220 He's lost his base. 2192 00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:38,340 He needs to get that base back. 2193 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,280 Stewiflex. 2194 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,200 ...engineered. 2195 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,690 Now, in this particular case, 2196 00:55:41,690 --> 00:55:42,990 we have a very easy to remove 2197 00:55:42,990 --> 00:55:43,700 power supply. 2198 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:44,770 And underneath, we have the 2199 00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:45,540 processor chip. 2200 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,660 Processor chip is always easy 2201 00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:47,550 to find because it's the 2202 00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,320 biggest... 2203 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,870 Our cable shows air seven 2204 00:55:49,870 --> 00:55:51,760 nights a week in prime time. 2205 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:53,850 It scares me and all the things, 2206 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,230 you know, people can change and 2207 00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:56,360 lose that... 2208 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,680 That pizzazz, that little... 2209 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,670 That glint, that magic that he 2210 00:56:01,670 --> 00:56:02,480 once had. 2211 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,640 Remember the faces he'd make at 2212 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,360 the beginning. 2213 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,440 We're on about your man, 2214 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,790 fucking Patrick Bateman on the 2215 00:56:06,790 --> 00:56:07,840 Spotifyflex adverts. 2216 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,560 Schindler made some fucking 2217 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,160 insane faces at the beginning 2218 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,560 and the end of all his links 2219 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,420 and pieces. 2220 00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,260 Always really like... 2221 00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:18,600 And doing weird stuff, you know. 2222 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:20,520 But he had the energy. 2223 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,820 He had the spirit, the life 2224 00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:22,320 force. 2225 00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:23,560 And it's just, you know, 2226 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,120 hopefully everything's all 2227 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,460 right. 2228 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,690 Remember, we checked his 2229 00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:27,340 website out. 2230 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,620 He's still fucking making tunes. 2231 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:29,080 Apply. 2232 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:30,150 And underneath, we have the 2233 00:56:30,150 --> 00:56:30,920 processor chip. 2234 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:31,990 Processor chip is always easy 2235 00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:32,860 to find because it's the 2236 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:33,640 biggest... 2237 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,140 Our cable shows air seven 2238 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,000 nights a week in prime time. 2239 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:37,680 JCN. 2240 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:37,920 Jones. 2241 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:37,960 Jones. 2242 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,700 On the Jones Computer Network. 2243 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:40,660 And on the MEU Cable Network. 2244 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,160 And are now available in 68 2245 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,790 million homes in Europe through 2246 00:56:43,790 --> 00:56:44,680 the NBC... 2247 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,380 Why would you get a head? 2248 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,560 MEU Cable Network. 2249 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,480 Instead of a head. 2250 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,070 And are now available in 68 2251 00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:52,750 million homes in Europe through 2252 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:54,160 the NBC Super Channel. 2253 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,960 Doom. 2254 00:56:58,180 --> 00:56:59,200 She's playing Doom, look. 2255 00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:03,060 Wow. 2256 00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:04,240 That fucking... 2257 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:07,660 Is that an 808 drum situation? 2258 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,200 This is probably the 90s, is it? 2259 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,440 This is past 808 state. 2260 00:57:12,780 --> 00:57:14,440 If I turn it down, it's really 2261 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,640 hitting the reds here on my 2262 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,020 monitor. 2263 00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:18,940 So apologies if it's been all 2264 00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:19,800 over the shop. 2265 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:21,800 Auditorially. 2266 00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:22,790 But I mean, that's just the way 2267 00:57:22,790 --> 00:57:23,120 it is. 2268 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,640 Welcome to the auditorium here. 2269 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,720 At home gets new... 2270 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,880 Oh, it's... 2271 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:34,840 Computerception. 2272 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,380 Doom. 2273 00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,940 At home gets... 2274 00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:42,940 At home gets... 2275 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:43,940 At home gets... 2276 00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:45,800 At home gets new users started 2277 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,440 and keeps them up to date on 2278 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,460 multimedia. 2279 00:57:48,460 --> 00:58:00,980 At home gets... 2280 00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:02,100 At home gets new users started 2281 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,080 and keeps them up to date on 2282 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:03,740 multimedia. 2283 00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:04,820 Education. 2284 00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:05,680 Fucking hell. 2285 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:06,380 That was a foot. 2286 00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:07,980 I thought someone had like a... 2287 00:58:07,980 --> 00:58:09,830 A cloth bag wrapped around 2288 00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:10,880 their fist. 2289 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,200 When this shoe... 2290 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,080 What's when the shoe first 2291 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:13,520 comes in? 2292 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:14,200 Because... 2293 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:14,220 At home gets... 2294 00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:15,560 The resolution is so poor. 2295 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,440 At home gets new users started 2296 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,600 and keeps them up to date on... 2297 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,990 I thought it was a scarecrow's 2298 00:58:18,990 --> 00:58:20,290 arm on the right hand side of 2299 00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:21,180 the telly here. 2300 00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:21,420 Look. 2301 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:22,540 Up to date on... 2302 00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:24,060 I thought it was a cloth bag 2303 00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:25,780 wrapped around a scarecrow. 2304 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,760 It does look like... 2305 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:26,780 At home. 2306 00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:27,100 Education. 2307 00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:28,220 Entertainment. 2308 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,080 Games. 2309 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:29,500 At home. 2310 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,380 And the information super... 2311 00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:30,400 At home. 2312 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,920 They've even reconstructed... 2313 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,880 What looks like a mock-up of a 2314 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,670 mock kind of Computer Chronicles-esque 2315 00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:37,300 show. 2316 00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,340 With a purple color scheme. 2317 00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:40,840 A fucking... 2318 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,050 A mortuary slab foot scenario 2319 00:58:44,050 --> 00:58:46,120 of a dead person. 2320 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:47,360 And then you've got all this 2321 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,060 stuff here. 2322 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:48,540 It's... 2323 00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:50,180 Is this like stew-ception? 2324 00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:51,580 Now what? 2325 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,700 There are three main components. 2326 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,860 You have the sound card. 2327 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,220 Okay. 2328 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:54,880 CD-ROM drive. 2329 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,340 Now what? 2330 00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:55,980 And speakers. 2331 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,160 Oh. 2332 00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:58,010 This is getting easier all the 2333 00:58:58,010 --> 00:58:58,280 time. 2334 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:58,460 It's much simpler. 2335 00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:58,840 All right. 2336 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,040 The important thing is... 2337 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:00,820 If you're going to use a 2338 00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:01,850 product like this to learn how 2339 00:59:01,850 --> 00:59:02,520 to fly... 2340 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,760 And I really think that's... 2341 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,980 What the fuck is going on? 2342 00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:06,280 What you can do with this... 2343 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,560 This is like a competitor to 2344 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,800 Computer Chronicles. 2345 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:09,200 Like... 2346 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:09,960 Learn how to fly. 2347 00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:10,820 You need... 2348 00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,460 This could be... 2349 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,720 This could be a whole new... 2350 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,260 Series. 2351 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,560 Look at this lad. 2352 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:20,660 PCTV. 2353 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,100 Is this... 2354 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:21,900 Is this what it is? 2355 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,760 It's just its own... 2356 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,360 So what the fuck was going on? 2357 00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,880 Why was Stu doing adverts for 2358 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,080 PCTV when these were the 2359 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,020 competition? 2360 00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:32,900 Learn how to fly. 2361 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,080 And I really think that's what 2362 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,420 you can do with this product. 2363 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:36,300 Learn how to fly. 2364 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:37,780 You need the feedback that a 2365 00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:38,740 real pilot gets. 2366 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,040 How are you? 2367 00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:41,600 How are you? 2368 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:44,700 A stepper machine. 2369 00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:45,900 How are you? 2370 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,940 We need to... 2371 00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:50,400 This is what Computer Chronicles 2372 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:50,920 lacked. 2373 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,940 This sort of stuff. 2374 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:55,030 Like aerobic fitness people and 2375 00:59:55,030 --> 00:59:55,860 technology. 2376 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,360 The convergence of... 2377 00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,590 And then how does that 2378 00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:01,310 represent and manifest itself 2379 01:00:01,310 --> 01:00:02,920 in a televisual situation? 2380 01:00:03,620 --> 01:00:04,110 If you're going to use a 2381 01:00:04,110 --> 01:00:05,690 product like this to learn how 2382 01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:06,660 to fly... 2383 01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:07,400 And I really think... 2384 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,300 Cardio Chronicles. 2385 01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:08,740 ...this product. 2386 01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:09,620 Learn how to fly. 2387 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:11,110 You need the feedback that a 2388 01:00:11,110 --> 01:00:12,060 real pilot gets. 2389 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,800 I'm already puffing here. 2390 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:14,620 Now what is this? 2391 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,280 What's the product? 2392 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:15,760 What is this? 2393 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:17,170 This is computer athlete 2394 01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:18,500 interactive fitness. 2395 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:19,380 Computer athlete. 2396 01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,580 Now that's kind of like an ox... 2397 01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:21,200 One of those... 2398 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,680 Yeah. 2399 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:22,880 Struggling a bit. 2400 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:24,970 It's an English fella who's 2401 01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:26,520 lived in America and his 2402 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,020 accents mid-Atlanticized itself 2403 01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:30,340 into oblivion. 2404 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,580 But he's having a hard time 2405 01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:35,500 keeping the breath up, I think. 2406 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,880 Feedback that a real pilot gets. 2407 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,600 I'm already puffing here. 2408 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,420 Now what is this? 2409 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,100 What's the product? 2410 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:41,520 What is this? 2411 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:42,420 This is computer... 2412 01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:44,450 I thought he was like a kind of 2413 01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:46,380 a Midwestern American. 2414 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,640 Like, how are you? 2415 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,520 How are you? 2416 01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:49,040 Are you? 2417 01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:51,370 But he's actually a kind of 2418 01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:53,960 maybe a Northern English and 2419 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,600 then American. 2420 01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,550 And he's goosed going, how are 2421 01:00:57,550 --> 01:00:58,000 you? 2422 01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:58,820 How are you? 2423 01:00:59,220 --> 01:00:59,840 Good athlete. 2424 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,600 I'm already puffing here. 2425 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,420 Now what is this? 2426 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,120 What's the product? 2427 01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:03,580 What is this? 2428 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,240 I'm really puffing here, yeah. 2429 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,790 Computer athlete interactive 2430 01:01:07,790 --> 01:01:08,380 fitness. 2431 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,240 Computer athlete. 2432 01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:11,070 This is an athlete interactive 2433 01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:11,800 fitness. 2434 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:12,870 Now that's kind of like an oxymoron 2435 01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:14,020 because you think computer, you're 2436 01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:14,740 sitting down. 2437 01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:15,640 An athlete would be away from 2438 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,240 the computer. 2439 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:16,680 That's right. 2440 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:18,670 We want to see more of this 2441 01:01:18,670 --> 01:01:19,360 shit. 2442 01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,200 What the fuck? 2443 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,140 The users group is aimed at 2444 01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:33,760 experienced computer users who 2445 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,120 need to stay current on the new 2446 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,560 emerging technologies. 2447 01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:38,070 Why don't you tell us about the 2448 01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:39,850 in-power, the sort of centerpiece 2449 01:01:39,850 --> 01:01:41,140 of the whole machine. 2450 01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:41,640 Okay. 2451 01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,060 We have designed a card that 2452 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,130 has four 604 processors running 2453 01:01:45,130 --> 01:01:46,640 at 132 megahertz. 2454 01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:47,000 Wow. 2455 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:48,570 And I notice you're adjusting 2456 01:01:48,570 --> 01:01:50,250 the light in real time and you're 2457 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:51,690 adjusting the model in real 2458 01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:52,200 time. 2459 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,460 To fly around the scene to see 2460 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:54,550 where we want to set up the 2461 01:01:54,550 --> 01:01:55,380 objects with. 2462 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:55,700 Absolutely. 2463 01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:56,950 Turning into multifunction as 2464 01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:57,340 well. 2465 01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:57,540 Sure. 2466 01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:58,300 You've got an example here. 2467 01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,200 I think we should point out. 2468 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,630 Yeah, this card is actually, 2469 01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:02,000 because PCMCIA is becoming so 2470 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,500 widely accepted, and space once 2471 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,930 again being a problem, we're 2472 01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:06,240 combining features on the card. 2473 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,550 Business computing is our show 2474 01:02:11,550 --> 01:02:14,260 for technology professionals, 2475 01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:16,660 providing an in-depth look at 2476 01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:18,400 mainstream business 2477 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,960 applications. 2478 01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:21,540 We've got a lot of great stuff 2479 01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:22,720 to show you today. 2480 01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:23,840 What we're going to do is... 2481 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,840 What an absolute dense thatch... 2482 01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:29,330 Fucking thatcherite in its 2483 01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:30,920 composition. 2484 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:31,840 It's... 2485 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,200 Molded clay, even. 2486 01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:36,780 Thank you very much there for 2487 01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:38,340 the tip, the other Jeff. 2488 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,840 That really is... 2489 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,360 Dense as fuck. 2490 01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:45,500 It's quality. 2491 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,480 Dream business applications. 2492 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:48,860 I could do that... 2493 01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:49,360 Got a lot of great stuff. 2494 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,490 If I grew my hair a little bit 2495 01:02:51,490 --> 01:02:53,580 more, and then put boot polish 2496 01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,510 on it, and some sort of heavy 2497 01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,640 fix... 2498 01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,140 But you'd have to blow dry it 2499 01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:00,160 as well. 2500 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,800 Thank you very much. 2501 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,030 Have you seen Ireland's answer 2502 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,320 to computer chronicles from the 2503 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,200 early noughties? 2504 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:07,460 Arty read right now. 2505 01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:08,480 I haven't. 2506 01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:09,640 But we'll just... 2507 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,830 Power through this, and then 2508 01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:12,500 stew. 2509 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,030 I mean, we've already gone off 2510 01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:14,960 the rails here. 2511 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,080 Stuff to show you today. 2512 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,330 What we're going to do is start 2513 01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:18,740 out with a Windows 3.1 and a 2514 01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:20,160 Windows 95 comparison. 2515 01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,460 Well, we focused a lot of 2516 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:23,290 attention under Windows 95 to 2517 01:03:23,290 --> 01:03:24,960 improve system resources. 2518 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,410 Not just for the 32-bit 2519 01:03:26,410 --> 01:03:28,310 applications, but for 16-bit 2520 01:03:28,310 --> 01:03:29,720 applications as well. 2521 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,330 And what CF file contents is, 2522 01:03:31,330 --> 01:03:32,860 it's basically a stream of data 2523 01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:34,580 that is intended to be a file. 2524 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,350 And I'll show you another 2525 01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:36,200 example of that later. 2526 01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:37,450 Now, if you look back again at 2527 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:39,050 WordPad 2.0, you'll see when I 2528 01:03:39,050 --> 01:03:39,820 draw... 2529 01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:40,980 That's a real combo. 2530 01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:44,520 The waistcoat, kind of like a... 2531 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,380 I don't know what you call that 2532 01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:48,240 material, but the colorless 2533 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:48,900 shirt. 2534 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,140 Always suspicious stuff. 2535 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,160 When I see someone wearing one 2536 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,520 of those... 2537 01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:56,400 Another example of that... 2538 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,440 Keep an eye on him. 2539 01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,940 Now, if you look back again at 2540 01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,460 WordPad 2.0... 2541 01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:01,480 Sherwood Forest. 2542 01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:02,460 You'll see when I dragged and 2543 01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:03,530 dropped the file, the user was 2544 01:04:03,530 --> 01:04:04,660 presented with a few different 2545 01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:05,160 options. 2546 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,820 Computer Chronicles. 2547 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,660 At home. 2548 01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:11,860 The users group. 2549 01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:13,540 Business computing. 2550 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,760 14 and a half hours a week of 2551 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,700 targeted programming. 2552 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:18,500 Wow. 2553 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,290 He doesn't do that in Chronicles, 2554 01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:23,600 because that's too much. 2555 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:25,060 14 and a half hours a week of 2556 01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:26,360 targeted programming. 2557 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,920 That's too much, Stu. 2558 01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:31,330 You can tell somebody else had 2559 01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:34,280 the directorial reins for this 2560 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,740 one, because that really goes 2561 01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,840 on for quite some time. 2562 01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:47,890 Like a cow, somebody says, like 2563 01:04:47,890 --> 01:04:50,440 a cow. 2564 01:04:50,440 --> 01:05:12,080 It's beautiful, though. 2565 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:16,020 PCTV is not only the world's 2566 01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:17,830 largest producer of technology 2567 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,690 programs, it is also the world's 2568 01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:20,260 best. 2569 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:23,250 In 1995, PCTV programs swept 2570 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:25,700 the Computer Press Association 2571 01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:26,560 Awards. 2572 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:43,180 PCTV is not only the world's 2573 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:48,630 largest producer of technology 2574 01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:54,270 programs, it is also the world's 2575 01:05:54,270 --> 01:05:55,800 best. 2576 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,560 This is brilliant, man. We're 2577 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,590 nearly at the end, but this is 2578 01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:03,640 a real, a booster. This is a 2579 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,360 booster. 2580 01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:08,210 Every segment hits you. There's 2581 01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:10,590 some great bass, great MIDI 2582 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:13,880 drums, and some sweet maneuvers 2583 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,200 from Stu. 2584 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,740 Swept the Computer Press 2585 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:19,170 Association Awards for journalistic 2586 01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:21,100 excellence, winning all three 2587 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:21,840 awards. 2588 01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:23,990 PCTV provides information and 2589 01:06:23,990 --> 01:06:26,090 entertainment for the viewer, 2590 01:06:26,090 --> 01:06:28,330 efficient audience delivery for 2591 01:06:28,330 --> 01:06:29,680 the advertiser. 2592 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,410 Handheld gaming devices, thank 2593 01:06:31,410 --> 01:06:32,820 you very much, Matty C. 2594 01:06:33,220 --> 01:06:35,000 Make sure you join the growing 2595 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,820 list of smart technology 2596 01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:39,480 advertisers who are part of PCTV. 2597 01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,600 Watch the future. 2598 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:42,800 I'm sold. 2599 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,880 Where's he going? 2600 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,540 Behind the bookshelf. 2601 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:50,800 Woof. 2602 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,300 It's got everything in it. 2603 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,380 He never did that in the 2604 01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:54,660 Computer Chronicles. 2605 01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:56,880 Never once. 2606 01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:02,720 The man behind the bookshelf. 2607 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,560 Secret passage. 2608 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,220 The secret annex of Anne Frank. 2609 01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:14,550 You know there's nothing behind 2610 01:07:14,550 --> 01:07:16,580 that it's just the set like 2611 01:07:16,580 --> 01:07:26,020 Whoa! 2612 01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,020 Whoa! 2613 01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:30,020 Whoa! 2614 01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:38,020 Whoa! 2615 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:40,020 Whoa! 2616 01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:54,020 Wow. 2617 01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:56,020 Get rid of that. 2618 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:58,020 Get rid of that. 2619 01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:00,020 Get rid of that. 2620 01:08:00,020 --> 01:08:03,220 VCF East 11, Stuart Shafee, 2621 01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:04,020 nine years ago. 2622 01:08:04,020 --> 01:08:06,020 The original TV techie. 2623 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:08,110 That's one for the real 2624 01:08:08,110 --> 01:08:10,020 hardcore ultras. 2625 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:11,610 What we'll do is we'll keep it 2626 01:08:11,610 --> 01:08:13,080 lit with our original plan 2627 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,900 which was to see season 13 2628 01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,020 episode 12. 2629 01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:18,770 But a big, big thank you to Stu 2630 01:08:18,770 --> 01:08:21,020 Pendous for that recommendation. 2631 01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,830 I cannot believe that I've 2632 01:08:23,830 --> 01:08:25,810 never even had that grace the 2633 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:28,740 timeline, the algorithmically 2634 01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:31,020 selected suggestion box before. 2635 01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:32,860 Or I've seen it and maybe I 2636 01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:35,020 thought that doesn't look right. 2637 01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:37,020 That looks a bit ropey. 2638 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:37,020 Maybe, maybe not. 2639 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,020 But why did I not even click it? 2640 01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:40,020 I don't know. 2641 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,190 Anyway, this is the 1995 2642 01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:45,020 edition, season 13 episode 12. 2643 01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:47,020 It could be a little bit slow. 2644 01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:49,360 Anything after that salvo of 2645 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,140 absolute sensory pulmonary pummels 2646 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:54,270 is gonna be slow compared to 2647 01:08:54,270 --> 01:08:55,020 that. 2648 01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:57,010 But within it, you know there's 2649 01:08:57,010 --> 01:08:59,020 gonna be diamonds in there. 2650 01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:01,020 Diamonds are forever. 2651 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:03,020 Shine bright like a diamond. 2652 01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:07,150 And we need to turn that volume 2653 01:09:07,150 --> 01:09:09,020 up. It's too low. 2654 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,020 It's too low. 2655 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:19,020 Chugga chugga chugga chung. 2656 01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:21,480 This week on the computer chronicles, 2657 01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:23,020 PC troubleshooting. 2658 01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,020 Got problems with your computer? 2659 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,020 We'll show you how to fix them. 2660 01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:28,020 Meet Dan Gookin, author of PC. 2661 01:09:29,020 --> 01:09:30,020 Gookin. 2662 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:31,720 Thank you very much there, 2663 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,020 filter. 2664 01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:34,020 Are you playing any games? 2665 01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:37,020 Not, not at the moment tonight. 2666 01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,890 Although I have another PS2 one 2667 01:09:38,890 --> 01:09:40,670 in the chamber ready to fucking 2668 01:09:40,670 --> 01:09:41,020 *pum*. 2669 01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:43,020 And it looks good. 2670 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,020 It looks good. 2671 01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:47,020 It looks weird. 2672 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,020 It's Japanese as well. 2673 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,020 Turn that fucking thing off. 2674 01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:53,020 Please for dummies. 2675 01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:54,020 Your computer will show you. 2676 01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:55,020 This week on the computer chronicles. 2677 01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:56,840 It's not a Nigel recommends, 2678 01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,020 but maybe it is. 2679 01:09:58,020 --> 01:09:59,270 It could be a Nigel recommends 2680 01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:00,270 that I'd forgotten he'd 2681 01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:01,020 recommend it. 2682 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:01,960 PC troubleshooting. 2683 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,510 What's he got there look on his 2684 01:10:03,510 --> 01:10:03,960 desk? 2685 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,960 This week on the computer. 2686 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,750 Got this little HH gaming 2687 01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:10,960 device. 2688 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,820 Our little Pam pilot and 2689 01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:13,960 organizer. 2690 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,960 Computer chronicles PC troubleshooting. 2691 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:16,960 Got problems with your computer? 2692 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,960 We'll show you how to fix them. 2693 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,940 Meet Dan Gookin, author of PCs 2694 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:21,960 for Dummies. 2695 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,960 Gookin. 2696 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,960 He'll show us the simple stuff. 2697 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,260 Having Windows 95 nightmares 2698 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,960 meet first aid 95. 2699 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,220 It can cure your Windows 2700 01:10:29,220 --> 01:10:29,960 problems. 2701 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,960 And if you're a Mac user. 2702 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,580 We'll show you the newest Norton 2703 01:10:32,580 --> 01:10:33,960 utilities for the pure. 2704 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,200 Martina Navratilova, ladies and 2705 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:36,960 gentlemen. 2706 01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,470 Is involved in the making of 2707 01:10:38,470 --> 01:10:38,960 this. 2708 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:39,960 Mac and user. 2709 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,960 We'll show you the newest Norton 2710 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,960 utilities for the power Mac. 2711 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,060 Plus the do's and don'ts of 2712 01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:45,960 memory upgrades. 2713 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:46,960 A look behind the scenes at 10. 2714 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,180 That's a real real situation 2715 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,960 right there. 2716 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,350 I've never had the privilege or 2717 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,850 the honor of having a situation 2718 01:10:56,850 --> 01:10:57,960 like this. 2719 01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,400 Where it's a thing dreams are 2720 01:10:59,400 --> 01:10:59,960 made of. 2721 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:01,960 From the headset. 2722 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:02,960 The microphone. 2723 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,600 The white shirt tucked into the 2724 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,960 blue denims. 2725 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,960 Sockless in Seattle. 2726 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,380 With soft leathery slip on 2727 01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,960 shoes as well. 2728 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,140 And a coffee mug in the 2729 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:14,960 background. 2730 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,960 Post-its to beat the band. 2731 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,960 Dual monitors. 2732 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:19,960 Two different setups. 2733 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:21,960 Telephone tech support. 2734 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,300 We'll meet a computer doctor 2735 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:23,960 who makes. 2736 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:24,960 Brilliant stuff. 2737 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,960 You've got a man standing at 2738 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:27,960 your door. 2739 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:28,960 You've got Daniel O'Donnell. 2740 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,960 Standing at your fucking door. 2741 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960 Like this. 2742 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:32,960 As you're opening it. 2743 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,960 Looking down to the ground look. 2744 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,960 Wow. 2745 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,960 The original DoD. 2746 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:41,520 We'll meet a computer doctor 2747 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:42,960 who makes house calls. 2748 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:43,960 I'm here. 2749 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:44,960 I'm here. 2750 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:45,960 Is everything okay? 2751 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:46,960 I'm the doctor. 2752 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,960 I'm here for your computer. 2753 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:48,960 He makes house calls. 2754 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,860 In the scenes at telephone tech 2755 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:52,960 support. 2756 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:53,990 We'll meet a computer doctor 2757 01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:54,960 who makes house calls. 2758 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,180 All this plus where to find 2759 01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:56,960 help online. 2760 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,960 This week's computer news. 2761 01:11:58,960 --> 01:11:59,960 My pick of the week. 2762 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,250 Coming up next on the computer 2763 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:01,960 chronicles. 2764 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:02,960 Yes. 2765 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:03,960 Feels good right? 2766 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:04,960 Can you feel it? 2767 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,960 Yes sir. 2768 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,960 Look at the studio is packed. 2769 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:10,970 He's gonna fucking start off 2770 01:12:10,970 --> 01:12:11,960 over there. 2771 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:12,960 He's got his clipboard. 2772 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:13,580 You know he's always got his 2773 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:13,960 clipboard. 2774 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,680 He's gonna walk right over to 2775 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,430 the fucking mixing unit over 2776 01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:17,960 here. 2777 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:18,960 Who's this? 2778 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,530 I've never seen this situation 2779 01:12:20,530 --> 01:12:21,960 where you've got the dog leg. 2780 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,590 And then someone standing 2781 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:24,960 behind the dog leg. 2782 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,940 And I've never seen Acer 2783 01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,960 sponsoring the show. 2784 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,960 By Acer America. 2785 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:31,850 Proud supporters of 2786 01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:32,960 intelligence program. 2787 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,960 Feels good to be back. 2788 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,960 Computer or otherwise. 2789 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:35,960 Feels good to be back. 2790 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:36,370 Additional funding from the 2791 01:12:36,370 --> 01:12:36,960 software publishing association. 2792 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:37,960 We're not even gonna get. 2793 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:38,960 That was just. 2794 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:39,960 That was just a tease. 2795 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:40,550 Thank you very much horses on 2796 01:12:40,550 --> 01:12:40,960 the starlight. 2797 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:41,340 Providers of educational 2798 01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:41,700 materials to help manage 2799 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:41,960 software. 2800 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,960 Don't copy that plot. 2801 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,600 Hi and welcome to the computer 2802 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:43,960 chronicles. 2803 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,960 I'm Stuart Chiffey. 2804 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,570 When Dan Gookin got the idea to 2805 01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:48,560 write a book called Das for Dummies, 2806 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,960 it somehow rang true. 2807 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,180 We all felt a little bit dumb 2808 01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:56,960 battling the mysteries of Das. 2809 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,260 Now Dan is back with a new book 2810 01:12:58,260 --> 01:12:59,740 on Windows 95 and Dan is here 2811 01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:00,960 to help us solve some. 2812 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,960 What a Das. 2813 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:03,840 - The idea to write a book 2814 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:04,200 called - Guken. 2815 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,710 - Das for Dummies, it somehow 2816 01:13:05,710 --> 01:13:06,420 rang true. 2817 01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,200 We all felt a little bit dumb 2818 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,180 battling the mysteries of Das. 2819 01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:11,860 Now Dan is back with a new book 2820 01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:12,920 on Windows 95, 2821 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,200 and Dan is here to help us 2822 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:14,820 solve some-- 2823 01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:15,660 - What a Das. 2824 01:13:15,660 --> 01:13:17,150 - Critical PC problems, welcome 2825 01:13:17,150 --> 01:13:17,520 Dan. 2826 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,900 Guess this is the new book, 2827 01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:19,540 Real Life-- 2828 01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,080 - Enter the Gukensphere. 2829 01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,040 - Windows 95, for all of us who 2830 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:23,200 are trying 2831 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,040 to figure that one out. 2832 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:24,880 - In real life. 2833 01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:25,720 - In real life. 2834 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,540 - All right, let's talk about 2835 01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:27,080 some base five. 2836 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,190 - Figure that one out, thank 2837 01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:29,840 you very much, Two-Headed Cow. 2838 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,140 Two-Headed Cow. 2839 01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:34,120 - New Good Vibes, thank you 2840 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,140 very much. 2841 01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:35,910 - For all of us who are trying 2842 01:13:35,910 --> 01:13:36,680 to figure that one out. 2843 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,260 - In real life. - In real life. 2844 01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:39,100 All right, let's talk about 2845 01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:39,520 some basic-- 2846 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,200 - Going to a-- - of the typical 2847 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:40,600 PC changer. 2848 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,750 - New Good Vibes, going to a 2849 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,980 house party tomorrow night 2850 01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:45,070 where my very long-term crush 2851 01:13:45,070 --> 01:13:46,960 will also be in attendance. 2852 01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:49,270 Our Stu's dulcet tones are 2853 01:13:49,270 --> 01:13:50,900 keeping me in check 2854 01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:52,450 from going off my rocker with 2855 01:13:52,450 --> 01:13:52,980 nerves. 2856 01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,260 What a man, and I tell you, 2857 01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:56,140 there's no better man to study 2858 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,890 before going into a hot 2859 01:13:57,890 --> 01:13:59,200 environment. 2860 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,780 Whether it's business or 2861 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:01,560 romance. 2862 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,560 - Stu is your man. 2863 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,690 - The first one is, you turn 2864 01:14:06,690 --> 01:14:08,940 the computer on. 2865 01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:09,900 All right, let's talk about 2866 01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:10,940 some basic, simple problems 2867 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,280 that a typical PC user has. 2868 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:13,440 The first one is, you turn the 2869 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:14,100 computer on. 2870 01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:15,200 It doesn't boot, nothing 2871 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:15,680 happens. 2872 01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,520 What do I do? 2873 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,010 - Well, there's a lot of 2874 01:14:17,010 --> 01:14:17,440 different things 2875 01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:18,870 that can always happen as it is 2876 01:14:18,870 --> 01:14:19,860 with a computer. 2877 01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:21,390 Stupid as it sounds, check to 2878 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:22,740 see if it's plugged in. 2879 01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:23,610 I mean, look, we have here a 2880 01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:24,620 seemingly dead computer. 2881 01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:25,560 We could be pounding on the 2882 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,100 keyboard. 2883 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:27,340 What's going on now? - Seemingly, 2884 01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:28,180 but you know it's not, 2885 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,400 because the Gookin sphere is 2886 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,180 going to tell you what's wrong 2887 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:31,180 with it. 2888 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,560 Thank you very much, Joey the Lips. 2889 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:33,850 - Let's check maybe the monitor's 2890 01:14:33,850 --> 01:14:34,560 not turned on. 2891 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,040 So you punch on the monitor 2892 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,560 button and you hear a buzz 2893 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,580 and pretty soon the monitor 2894 01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:39,060 comes up. 2895 01:14:39,060 --> 01:14:40,070 Check all your plugs, check 2896 01:14:40,070 --> 01:14:41,150 everything, make sure that it's 2897 01:14:41,150 --> 01:14:41,560 working. 2898 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,440 - This is at the dummies level. 2899 01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,060 - Check your plugs. 2900 01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:44,220 - Well, this is at any level. I 2901 01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:45,060 mean, everyone's check 2902 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,150 everything, make sure that it's 2903 01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:46,560 working. 2904 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:47,560 - This is at the dummies level. 2905 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,560 - Well, this is at any level. 2906 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,280 Look at the smile and the 2907 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,560 rapport and the eye contact. 2908 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,660 That's just like communication 2909 01:14:55,660 --> 01:14:56,560 101. 2910 01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:57,990 Anyone can learn a thing or two 2911 01:14:57,990 --> 01:14:59,510 about a thing or two from this, 2912 01:14:59,510 --> 01:14:59,940 man. 2913 01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:00,900 - At any level. I mean, 2914 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:01,940 everyone's done this. 2915 01:15:01,940 --> 01:15:02,860 And another thing is your 2916 01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:04,050 screen saver. Occasionally a 2917 01:15:04,050 --> 01:15:04,940 screen made blank. 2918 01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,330 In that case, you know, press a 2919 01:15:06,330 --> 01:15:07,940 few keys, move the mouse around. 2920 01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:08,940 - Yeah. - There it comes. 2921 01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,110 - All right, speaking of the 2922 01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:11,180 mouse, sometimes all of a 2923 01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:12,440 sudden my mouse is frozen. 2924 01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,630 I move the mouse, cursor won't 2925 01:15:13,630 --> 01:15:14,560 move. What do I do? 2926 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,500 - This could be a number of 2927 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,560 things. - What do I do? 2928 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,680 Usually when the mouse is 2929 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,080 frozen, it probably means the 2930 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,100 computer has died. 2931 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,380 And the first thing you should 2932 01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:23,480 probably try is to press Ctrl-Alt-Delete, 2933 01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,920 which is the safe way to reset 2934 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:25,940 your computer. 2935 01:15:25,940 --> 01:15:27,140 - Just check your mouse is 2936 01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:28,670 plugged in. - Computer, when 2937 01:15:28,670 --> 01:15:29,940 you do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete in 2938 01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:32,100 Windows, it'll come up with a 2939 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:33,800 little window there that'll 2940 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,760 tell you something's not 2941 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,440 responding. 2942 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,420 You'll see a message in, or it'll 2943 01:15:37,420 --> 01:15:39,640 say in Windows 3.1, the system 2944 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,440 is dead. Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete 2945 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,180 again or press Enter or Escape. 2946 01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:44,260 But generally, it will tell you 2947 01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:45,310 what to do. But at that point, 2948 01:15:45,310 --> 01:15:46,130 pretty much when the mouse 2949 01:15:46,130 --> 01:15:47,290 cursor's dead, you've got a 2950 01:15:47,290 --> 01:15:48,310 problem. - It's a mini crash 2951 01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:49,150 reset. - You've got a problem. 2952 01:15:49,150 --> 01:15:49,720 Yeah, you've got to reset. 2953 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,760 Okay. Smee or somebody else 2954 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,060 accidentally deletes a fire. 2955 01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:56,770 Smee from Hook. Bob Hoskins. Is 2956 01:15:56,770 --> 01:15:58,400 that who he's referring to 2957 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,790 there? I think Hook had been 2958 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,710 released by now. Maybe you just 2959 01:16:02,710 --> 01:16:04,470 watched Hook before coming in 2960 01:16:04,470 --> 01:16:06,020 and he still has Smee on the 2961 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:06,680 brain. 2962 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:07,820 Tell you what to do. But at 2963 01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:08,710 that point, pretty much when 2964 01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:09,900 the mouse cursor's dead, you've 2965 01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:10,910 got a problem. - It's a mini 2966 01:16:10,910 --> 01:16:12,140 crash reset. - Yeah, you've got 2967 01:16:12,140 --> 01:16:12,740 to reset. 2968 01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:15,610 Okay, me or somebody else 2969 01:16:15,610 --> 01:16:17,000 accidentally deletes a file. 2970 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:21,020 I remember in Dustin Hoffman as 2971 01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:21,600 Huck, 2972 01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:25,020 putting people into the boo box. 2973 01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,940 And it used to frighten me as a 2974 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:28,740 kid watching that film. 2975 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,110 I was thinking, I never want to 2976 01:16:30,110 --> 01:16:31,560 end up in the fucking boo box. 2977 01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:33,080 I didn't mean to do that. Can I 2978 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:33,500 recover? 2979 01:16:33,740 --> 01:16:35,220 Well, the safest way to recover 2980 01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,620 is with Windows 95, 2981 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:37,750 if I can just demonstrate right 2982 01:16:37,750 --> 01:16:38,100 here. 2983 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,330 When you delete a file in 2984 01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:41,120 Windows 95, you drag it over. 2985 01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,520 It's giving me answers and fast. 2986 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,800 Now this is my ass on the line. 2987 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:46,960 Thank you very much, Noel. 2988 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:48,190 I'll check your link in a 2989 01:16:48,190 --> 01:16:49,280 minute, in a bit. 2990 01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:50,680 I just, it looks good. It looks 2991 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:51,060 good. 2992 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,980 I'll review, I will review all 2993 01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:54,930 the, if there's links sent and 2994 01:16:54,930 --> 01:16:56,360 that kind of stuff. 2995 01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:57,240 But thank you very much. 2996 01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,050 We just need to keep the show 2997 01:16:58,050 --> 01:16:58,480 on the road. 2998 01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,400 It's been an hour and 15. 2999 01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:00,400 We're only fucking three 3000 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:01,620 minutes into the episode. 3001 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,600 Been some good stuff prior to 3002 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,120 this. 3003 01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:06,540 That's, it's been nice as well. 3004 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:07,860 We need to watch this. 3005 01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:09,020 Yeah, which is not the... 3006 01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:10,320 Somebody who's got a hot date 3007 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,300 tomorrow as well. 3008 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,360 He needs to be calm as a 3009 01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,160 fucking breeze. 3010 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:17,320 Crash can. It's a recycle bin. 3011 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:17,880 I'm sorry, Bill. 3012 01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:18,660 It really doesn't delete it. 3013 01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:19,590 It doesn't delete it. It puts 3014 01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:20,080 it in there. 3015 01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,060 So if you want it back, you 3016 01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:22,100 open up the recycle bin. 3017 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:22,760 There it is. 3018 01:17:22,860 --> 01:17:23,460 You click on it. 3019 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:25,090 You choose file, restore from 3020 01:17:25,090 --> 01:17:26,410 the menu, and it puts it right 3021 01:17:26,410 --> 01:17:26,740 back. 3022 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,320 One of the most common problems 3023 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:28,780 I hear. 3024 01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:30,200 When I got my computer, it was 3025 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:30,800 so fast. 3026 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,560 I clicked on something, it 3027 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:31,980 happened. 3028 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,590 And for some reason, it takes 3029 01:17:33,590 --> 01:17:34,260 forever. 3030 01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:35,140 Oh, slow. 3031 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,280 Because when you first got your 3032 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,310 computer, it didn't have any 3033 01:17:37,310 --> 01:17:37,980 programs on it. 3034 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:39,810 You start adding these programs, 3035 01:17:39,810 --> 01:17:41,100 you start creating data. 3036 01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:42,230 The disk drive is going to get 3037 01:17:42,230 --> 01:17:42,620 full. 3038 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:43,880 There's a few tricks you can do. 3039 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,270 One is to defragment the hard 3040 01:17:45,270 --> 01:17:45,720 drive. 3041 01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,120 Defragment disk. 3042 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:47,180 Defragment disk. 3043 01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:48,480 But it can be done on Windows. 3044 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:48,920 Fuck that. 3045 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:49,620 All versions. 3046 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,720 It can be done on DOS. 3047 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,800 Uninstall after dark and all 3048 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,910 the other crap that you put on 3049 01:17:54,910 --> 01:17:55,440 it. 3050 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,360 You defragment your hard drive. 3051 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,320 It's going to clean up a lot of 3052 01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:58,700 stuff. 3053 01:17:58,900 --> 01:17:59,630 It's not going to remove 3054 01:17:59,630 --> 01:18:01,020 programs from your hard drive. 3055 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:02,070 It's just going to rearrange 3056 01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:03,040 them in a faster order. 3057 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,520 You can also buy more memory, a 3058 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:05,830 faster hard drive, or a new 3059 01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:06,600 computer. 3060 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:15,440 I like that. 3061 01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,860 That was like kind of a golf 3062 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:18,640 ball. 3063 01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:21,000 Like his head was a sports ball. 3064 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:22,670 And he used his shoulders to 3065 01:18:22,670 --> 01:18:24,500 just fucking bounce the ball 3066 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,200 around to make the point. 3067 01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,790 You can also buy more memory, a 3068 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,200 faster hard drive, or a new 3069 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:29,980 computer. 3070 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:30,740 All right. 3071 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:32,940 A common one. 3072 01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:34,520 I put my floppy disk in, and I 3073 01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,960 can't get it back out. 3074 01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:36,440 What do I do? 3075 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:37,360 Generally, that's pretty 3076 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:37,820 confusing. 3077 01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:39,570 I think Stu even was a little 3078 01:18:39,570 --> 01:18:41,780 bit unsure about that last one. 3079 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:42,820 Playing for time, Stu. 3080 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:43,640 And you can see. 3081 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:44,790 Put my floppy disk in, and I 3082 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:45,860 can't get it back out. 3083 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:47,280 You can see because look at the 3084 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,020 little look he gives after that. 3085 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,300 He doesn't have full confidence 3086 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:52,340 in this bit. 3087 01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:52,980 Watch the eyes. 3088 01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:53,640 It's all in the eyes. 3089 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:54,500 There we go. 3090 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,500 That's pretty confusing. 3091 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:58,460 If you put it in and you can't 3092 01:18:58,460 --> 01:18:59,530 get it out, you probably didn't 3093 01:18:59,530 --> 01:19:00,560 put it into a disk drive slot. 3094 01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:01,370 You probably put it into 3095 01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:02,360 another slot somewhere on the 3096 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:02,860 computer. 3097 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,590 And you should try to either yank 3098 01:19:04,590 --> 01:19:05,140 it out. 3099 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,530 If you can't yank it out, 3100 01:19:06,530 --> 01:19:07,760 sometimes you have to take out 3101 01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:08,940 the whole computer. 3102 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:09,780 You have to take the whole 3103 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:10,800 thing apart to stick it out. 3104 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:11,460 That happens a lot. 3105 01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:13,000 If that does happen, take a 3106 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,670 little piece of tape and put it 3107 01:19:14,670 --> 01:19:15,960 over the part where you 3108 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,980 accidentally put the disk in. 3109 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:18,940 Put the tape over that. 3110 01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:19,100 Yeah? 3111 01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,340 So you don't do it again. 3112 01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:21,340 Yeah, and you can't put those 3113 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,220 disks in the wrong way. 3114 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:23,080 They will not go in. 3115 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,020 So if you've stuffed it in 3116 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,230 there some way, you're going to 3117 01:19:25,230 --> 01:19:26,360 need professional help to get 3118 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:26,840 it out. 3119 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:27,480 Nice. 3120 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,370 A little giggle there as well 3121 01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:30,520 from your man. 3122 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:31,720 I mean, who would have done 3123 01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:32,120 that? 3124 01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:33,680 Putting a fucking floppy disk 3125 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:34,940 into a CD-ROM drive. 3126 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,460 I can't hear that. 3127 01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:38,320 They're saying it happens a lot. 3128 01:19:38,420 --> 01:19:39,970 But I mean, that's silly stuff, 3129 01:19:39,970 --> 01:19:40,600 isn't it? 3130 01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:40,860 Thank you. 3131 01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:42,830 Miss Kate Fieldhouse, thank you 3132 01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:43,800 very much there. 3133 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:45,580 Listen to the giggle here. 3134 01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:46,160 A lot go in. 3135 01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:47,100 So if you've stuffed it in 3136 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:48,290 there some way, you're going to 3137 01:19:48,290 --> 01:19:49,420 need professional help to get 3138 01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:49,880 it out. 3139 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:51,600 I spilled my coffee on my 3140 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:52,600 keyboard. 3141 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:53,500 Am I dead? 3142 01:19:53,740 --> 01:19:54,520 No, you're not dead. 3143 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,460 First thing you should do when 3144 01:19:55,460 --> 01:19:56,450 you do that, my advice, is just 3145 01:19:56,450 --> 01:19:57,420 to turn off the computer. 3146 01:19:57,820 --> 01:19:58,570 Whack off the off switch, which 3147 01:19:58,570 --> 01:19:59,420 I don't recommend doing 3148 01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,000 otherwise. 3149 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,230 Yes, people are saying that 3150 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:02,640 maybe toddlers or kids do it. 3151 01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:04,080 They shouldn't be allowed the 3152 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:04,980 tech or near the tech. 3153 01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:08,090 I fucking put toast in the VCR 3154 01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:09,280 as a kid. 3155 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,170 So it just goes to show you, 3156 01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:12,270 just don't let them near 3157 01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:13,080 fucking tech. 3158 01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:14,990 I think I remember trying to 3159 01:20:14,990 --> 01:20:16,640 see, I was going to see a 3160 01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,900 visual representation of toast 3161 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:19,340 on TV 3162 01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:20,670 by putting it into the video 3163 01:20:20,670 --> 01:20:21,240 player. 3164 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:23,000 And it was only when they got 3165 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,780 the fella to fix the fucking 3166 01:20:24,780 --> 01:20:26,720 thing that they found toast in 3167 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:27,180 it. 3168 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,520 And I didn't get a bollockin. 3169 01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:31,150 Because I still hadn't reached 3170 01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:32,670 the age where I was ready for a 3171 01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:33,500 bollockin. 3172 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:34,620 They just laughed it off at the 3173 01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:34,980 time. 3174 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,080 But I mean, you know. 3175 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:40,260 This is expensive shit. 3176 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,140 You can't afford to fuck around. 3177 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,590 How would a kid even get up to 3178 01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:45,360 that level on the desk as well? 3179 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:46,780 The VCR is down near the floor. 3180 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,920 That's understandable. 3181 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,140 My advice is just to turn off 3182 01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:49,800 the computer. 3183 01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:50,990 Whack off the off switch, which 3184 01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:51,870 I don't recommend doing 3185 01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:52,460 otherwise. 3186 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:53,670 But you don't want to unplug 3187 01:20:53,670 --> 01:20:55,120 the keyboard while the computer 3188 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:55,860 is still on. 3189 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,180 So you turn off the computer, 3190 01:20:57,180 --> 01:20:58,560 unplug the keyboard, let the 3191 01:20:58,560 --> 01:20:59,680 keyboard sit a while. 3192 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,740 Now there's some people who say 3193 01:21:00,740 --> 01:21:01,670 you can give your keyboard a 3194 01:21:01,670 --> 01:21:02,040 bath. 3195 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,820 Literally, you can take it into 3196 01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:05,390 a tub of hot or lukewarm water 3197 01:21:05,390 --> 01:21:06,760 with soap and let it sit in 3198 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,440 there. 3199 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:08,160 Then drain it. 3200 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,180 And what an end it all. 3201 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,110 There's also professional 3202 01:21:10,110 --> 01:21:11,110 cleaning stuff you can get for 3203 01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:11,720 the keyboard. 3204 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:12,220 You can take it to. 3205 01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:13,300 I'm just going to take the 3206 01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:14,480 computer into the bath. 3207 01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:16,100 I'll be a bit longer there in 3208 01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:17,140 the bathroom. 3209 01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:18,710 And yeah, it's plugged in and 3210 01:21:18,710 --> 01:21:19,500 everything. 3211 01:21:19,780 --> 01:21:20,340 Computer dock. 3212 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:21,550 Finally, if I have a laptop, is 3213 01:21:21,550 --> 01:21:22,290 there any hope in really 3214 01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:23,370 getting inside there and trying 3215 01:21:23,370 --> 01:21:23,860 to fix it? 3216 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,500 Special tool for laptops. 3217 01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:26,840 Kill it. 3218 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,560 Actually, speaking honestly. 3219 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:32,400 A new stew sound bite has hit 3220 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:34,820 the fucking stream. 3221 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:35,720 Tops. 3222 01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:37,020 Kill it. 3223 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:38,730 Actually, speaking honestly, 3224 01:21:38,730 --> 01:21:40,160 laptops generally when 3225 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:41,460 something goes wrong at them, 3226 01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:42,260 they're so. 3227 01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:43,300 Hey, it's a good. 3228 01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,530 So far, there's some nice stuff 3229 01:21:44,530 --> 01:21:45,140 in this one. 3230 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,240 I thought it was going to be 3231 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,660 very slow, languid, morose. 3232 01:21:48,260 --> 01:21:49,160 Some nice stuff in it. 3233 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,300 Minute and so well put together. 3234 01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:51,540 Just buy a new laptop. 3235 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,760 Dan, thank you very much. 3236 01:21:52,860 --> 01:21:53,000 Thank you. 3237 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:53,280 All right. 3238 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,630 Usually when you have computer 3239 01:21:54,630 --> 01:21:56,200 troubles, you call tech support. 3240 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,480 Or at least you tried to. 3241 01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:58,920 What is really going on on the 3242 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,360 other side of the phone while 3243 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:01,800 you are sitting on hold? 3244 01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:03,300 We'll show you right now as we 3245 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:04,770 pay a visit to the tech support 3246 01:22:04,770 --> 01:22:06,600 service department at Claris. 3247 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:09,360 Oh, beautiful. 3248 01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:12,410 So many of these ponytails from 3249 01:22:12,410 --> 01:22:14,360 this era as well. 3250 01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:15,660 They just couldn't let it die. 3251 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:16,660 They couldn't let it go. 3252 01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,110 Against all odds, against the 3253 01:22:19,110 --> 01:22:20,980 tide of public opinion. 3254 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,790 There were a few who just kept 3255 01:22:22,790 --> 01:22:24,830 it, kept the dream alive, so to 3256 01:22:24,830 --> 01:22:25,520 speak. 3257 01:22:25,940 --> 01:22:27,060 Scott, thank you very much. 3258 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:28,600 I haven't played Helldivers 2. 3259 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,670 I haven't even played the first 3260 01:22:29,670 --> 01:22:30,640 one, but thank you very much 3261 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:31,220 for the tip. 3262 01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:32,360 Might have a look. 3263 01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:33,340 What's going on with this? 3264 01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:37,470 Frame around that computer 3265 01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:38,180 there. 3266 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:38,780 I'm not sure. 3267 01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:40,500 We pay a visit to the tech 3268 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,760 support service department at 3269 01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,600 Claris. 3270 01:22:45,780 --> 01:22:47,100 Claris technical support. 3271 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:47,700 This is Ben Miller. 3272 01:22:47,780 --> 01:22:48,220 Can I help you? 3273 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,080 Ben Miller. 3274 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,500 At the Claris Corporation in 3275 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:51,950 Silicon Valley, the technical 3276 01:22:51,950 --> 01:22:53,460 support staff received close to 3277 01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:54,380 3,000 calls. 3278 01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,490 I've got a foamy dart that will 3279 01:22:56,490 --> 01:22:58,730 go inside a Nerf gun, where he's 3280 01:22:58,730 --> 01:23:00,650 using it as a self-soothing 3281 01:23:00,650 --> 01:23:02,720 stress relief foam piece, 3282 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:05,420 whilst talking to God knows how 3283 01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:07,400 many fucking computer klutzes 3284 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,680 who are ringing up for help. 3285 01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,200 Oh, my fucking... I put a floppy 3286 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,500 in the CD drive. 3287 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,780 My mouse stops working. 3288 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:15,440 What do I do? 3289 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,620 He must be absolutely right. 3290 01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,870 At the Claris Corporation in 3291 01:23:18,870 --> 01:23:20,300 Silicon Valley, the technical 3292 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:21,660 support staff receive close to 3293 01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:23,680 3,000 calls for help every day, 3294 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,880 by telephone, email, and fax. 3295 01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:28,280 Welcome to the Claris Support 3296 01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:29,740 fax answer line. 3297 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,370 If you know the number of the 3298 01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,380 document you want, please enter 3299 01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,640 that number now. 3300 01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:36,030 Some of the callers face 3301 01:23:36,030 --> 01:23:38,030 compatibility problems, either 3302 01:23:38,030 --> 01:23:39,680 in hardware or software. 3303 01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:41,130 But most calls come from people 3304 01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:42,400 who aren't sure... 3305 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:43,960 He's fucking finished with the 3306 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:44,360 day. 3307 01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:45,530 He's like, can his day finish 3308 01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:46,300 now, please? 3309 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:48,400 I'm fucking sick of this. 3310 01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:49,680 How to use some part of the 3311 01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:51,220 program, and Claris has refined 3312 01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:52,600 its help services to reflect 3313 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:53,080 that. 3314 01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,740 The technology for self-help, 3315 01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:58,230 going into a help system in the 3316 01:23:58,230 --> 01:24:01,580 product or going on to online... 3317 01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:03,180 Like a wolf. Is it hairy wolf? 3318 01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:04,640 And using the same tools we do 3319 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:05,800 within our own support 3320 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,580 organization, like the 3321 01:24:07,580 --> 01:24:09,270 databases we use are the same 3322 01:24:09,270 --> 01:24:10,650 ones on the online services 3323 01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:11,490 that we would use when we're 3324 01:24:11,490 --> 01:24:12,300 answering the phone. 3325 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,760 And you can access that 24 3326 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,340 hours a day anytime you want to. 3327 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,750 So you've kind of got an expert 3328 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:17,700 at your fingertips. 3329 01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:22,860 And he's hungry like the wolf. 3330 01:24:27,660 --> 01:24:28,720 Anytime you want to. 3331 01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:29,980 So you've kind of got an expert 3332 01:24:29,980 --> 01:24:31,020 at your fingertips. 3333 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:32,650 Subscribers to the company's 3334 01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:34,240 extended support services 3335 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:35,880 receive a membership card. 3336 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:36,700 The Claris card. 3337 01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:38,320 He's on the helpline. 3338 01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,180 He's taking your calls. 3339 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:44,260 And he's hungry like the wolf. 3340 01:24:44,260 --> 01:24:44,820 Tips. 3341 01:24:48,220 --> 01:24:47,300 Subscribers to the company's 3342 01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,620 extended support services 3343 01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:52,630 receive a membership card, a CD-ROM 3344 01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:54,160 with the same database as used 3345 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,630 by the support staff, and a 3346 01:24:55,630 --> 01:24:57,120 quarterly newsletter. 3347 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:57,900 All right. 3348 01:24:57,900 --> 01:24:59,440 So the last closure you made 3349 01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:00,540 was a hard close. 3350 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:03,560 When someone's doing that with 3351 01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:05,890 their fucking, their forefingers 3352 01:25:05,890 --> 01:25:07,160 and their thumb. 3353 01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:09,010 That's a real fucking tough 3354 01:25:09,010 --> 01:25:11,080 ball that he's being dealt. 3355 01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:13,420 But he's handling it with nice, 3356 01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:15,760 you know, familiarity and he's 3357 01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,840 being helpful and stuff. 3358 01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:19,470 He's not fucking taking a tone 3359 01:25:19,470 --> 01:25:20,840 of aggression. 3360 01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:23,250 Andy the wolf, thank you very 3361 01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:23,680 much. 3362 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,140 And a quarterly newsletter. 3363 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:25,960 All right. 3364 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,370 So if the last closure you made 3365 01:25:27,370 --> 01:25:28,840 was a hard close, the next time 3366 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,400 it closes automatically, it's 3367 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:31,800 going to be a hard close. 3368 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,890 While 60% of Claris customers 3369 01:25:33,890 --> 01:25:35,640 use the telephone helpline, 3370 01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,210 many rely on the company's 3371 01:25:37,210 --> 01:25:39,410 message board, email, and faxback 3372 01:25:39,410 --> 01:25:40,220 system. 3373 01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:41,570 Claris programs contain a 3374 01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:43,120 resource directory to point 3375 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,100 users to the kinds of 3376 01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:45,540 assistance available. 3377 01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:46,860 But the company is quick to 3378 01:25:46,860 --> 01:25:48,120 point out that it doesn't 3379 01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,680 expect users to tear their hair 3380 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:51,160 out looking for answers. 3381 01:25:51,740 --> 01:25:53,300 It may sound paradoxical, but 3382 01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:54,860 we have some people calling who 3383 01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:56,140 said, I have been working on 3384 01:25:56,140 --> 01:25:57,390 this for three days and I can't 3385 01:25:57,390 --> 01:25:58,240 figure this out. 3386 01:25:58,660 --> 01:25:59,800 Well, why did you do that? 3387 01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:00,920 Why don't you just call us and 3388 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:02,110 we'll say, well, oh, it's in 3389 01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:02,720 the box. 3390 01:26:02,780 --> 01:26:03,260 Here you go. 3391 01:26:03,540 --> 01:26:06,340 And we don't frustrate yourself. 3392 01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:07,400 Look there. 3393 01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:08,840 If you see it, use it. 3394 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,820 If you don't, call us and we'll 3395 01:26:10,820 --> 01:26:12,670 either point you to it or help 3396 01:26:12,670 --> 01:26:14,530 you with it or help you figure 3397 01:26:14,530 --> 01:26:15,900 out how to do it. 3398 01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:18,050 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm 3399 01:26:18,050 --> 01:26:19,240 Giles Bateman. 3400 01:26:19,940 --> 01:26:22,480 Wow, what an interesting, 3401 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:25,330 fascinating look into the world 3402 01:26:25,330 --> 01:26:27,740 of computer helplines. 3403 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:32,210 Something wrong with this 3404 01:26:32,210 --> 01:26:35,500 fucking slider. 3405 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:37,220 Volume slider only goes up to 3406 01:26:37,220 --> 01:26:37,820 there. 3407 01:26:37,940 --> 01:26:41,380 Is this fucking the new YouTube 3408 01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:43,460 player though? 3409 01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:44,780 Looks like the old one. 3410 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,000 I won't quibble. 3411 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:46,800 I won't quibble. 3412 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:48,730 If you don't have the patience 3413 01:26:48,730 --> 01:26:50,510 to deal with tech support, 3414 01:26:50,510 --> 01:26:52,440 there is another option. 3415 01:26:52,580 --> 01:26:54,000 Lots of computer problems can 3416 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,380 be solved with diagnostic 3417 01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:56,200 utilities. 3418 01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:57,740 We're going to start out by 3419 01:26:57,740 --> 01:26:59,350 looking at a program called 3420 01:26:59,350 --> 01:27:01,620 First Aid 95 from Cybermedia. 3421 01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:02,810 All right, Sree, let me ask you 3422 01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:03,740 about this program. 3423 01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:04,790 This is not something you 3424 01:27:04,790 --> 01:27:06,050 actually put in after you have 3425 01:27:06,050 --> 01:27:07,290 a problem, but it's software 3426 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,390 you put in before you have a 3427 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:08,960 problem. 3428 01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,880 That's got an outside exterior 3429 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,700 flap on the box, which I would 3430 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:17,880 guess has a Velcro connection 3431 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,020 point there. 3432 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:21,140 Just spitballing here. 3433 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:22,350 It's not something you actually 3434 01:27:22,350 --> 01:27:23,490 put in after you have a problem, 3435 01:27:23,490 --> 01:27:24,510 but it's software you put in 3436 01:27:24,510 --> 01:27:25,440 before you have a problem, 3437 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:25,920 right? 3438 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:26,720 That's correct. 3439 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,230 It's sort of like a doctor on 3440 01:27:28,230 --> 01:27:29,990 call sitting in the background 3441 01:27:29,990 --> 01:27:31,220 of your computer. 3442 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,640 It's cybermedia charing. 3443 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:33,340 So if you have an error message, 3444 01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:34,000 for instance, like this. 3445 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,020 All right, so right now we're 3446 01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:35,720 running Excel. 3447 01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:36,280 We have it. 3448 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:38,080 And, okay, I've already preloaded 3449 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,160 First Aid 95. 3450 01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:40,080 It's sitting out there looking 3451 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:40,620 for problems. 3452 01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,440 And I get this error message. 3453 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:43,760 So how do I solve this? 3454 01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:45,110 If I didn't have this running, 3455 01:27:45,110 --> 01:27:46,290 I have to go look it up or call 3456 01:27:46,290 --> 01:27:47,520 tech support, right? 3457 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:47,980 That's right. 3458 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:48,900 All right, what do I do with 3459 01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:49,620 First Aid 95? 3460 01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,090 What you do is you bring up 3461 01:27:51,090 --> 01:27:52,980 First Aid, and it diagnoses the 3462 01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:53,780 problem. 3463 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:55,670 It then says exactly what's 3464 01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:56,380 wrong. 3465 01:27:56,380 --> 01:27:57,160 It rules this merger. 3466 01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:58,700 And offers to fix the problem. 3467 01:27:59,060 --> 01:27:59,720 All right, so let's see. 3468 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:00,760 So there's the diagnosis. 3469 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:01,860 It says here is the problem 3470 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:02,580 description. 3471 01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:04,270 Right, it says that it's not 3472 01:28:04,270 --> 01:28:05,630 able to locate some files that 3473 01:28:05,630 --> 01:28:07,380 are required by the spell checker. 3474 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:08,510 Okay, and then it says here is 3475 01:28:08,510 --> 01:28:09,960 the solution for those problems. 3476 01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:11,540 All right, so at the bottom I 3477 01:28:11,540 --> 01:28:12,940 see I've got choices. 3478 01:28:13,060 --> 01:28:13,780 I can say I don't really care 3479 01:28:13,780 --> 01:28:14,580 about this problem. 3480 01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:15,160 It's not critical. 3481 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,860 Just ignore it when you see it. 3482 01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:18,540 What does Generate Report do 3483 01:28:18,540 --> 01:28:19,120 for me? 3484 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,480 It prints out a report that you 3485 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:21,860 can save for later use, or you 3486 01:28:21,860 --> 01:28:23,440 can send this to someone else. 3487 01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:24,330 So if somebody else has the 3488 01:28:24,330 --> 01:28:25,380 same problem, I can say here's 3489 01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:26,270 what you do because this is 3490 01:28:26,270 --> 01:28:27,400 what First Aid told me to do. 3491 01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:27,840 That's right. 3492 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:28,990 All right, and then what's the 3493 01:28:28,990 --> 01:28:30,540 difference in Autofix and ManulFix? 3494 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,230 The Autofix just goes off, 3495 01:28:32,230 --> 01:28:33,580 tries to find the files on your 3496 01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:34,870 hard disk, and fixes the 3497 01:28:34,870 --> 01:28:35,600 problem. 3498 01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:36,240 It's as easy as that. 3499 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,260 So you don't have to know what's 3500 01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:37,680 going on. 3501 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:38,660 Just say fix it for me. 3502 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:38,820 That's right. 3503 01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:40,120 But if you want to get inside. 3504 01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:41,740 If you want to get inside and 3505 01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:43,670 control the process, the ManulFix 3506 01:28:43,670 --> 01:28:45,620 will let you do it step by step. 3507 01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:46,600 All right, so show me what 3508 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:48,060 happens if we just click on Autofix. 3509 01:28:49,140 --> 01:28:50,130 It searches for the missing 3510 01:28:50,130 --> 01:28:50,780 file. 3511 01:28:50,780 --> 01:28:51,450 Don't need to fuck around with 3512 01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:51,780 anything. 3513 01:28:51,780 --> 01:28:52,700 Just Autofix. 3514 01:28:53,140 --> 01:28:55,390 And once it's fixed, it turns 3515 01:28:55,390 --> 01:28:57,850 the, it updates it, and that's 3516 01:28:57,850 --> 01:28:58,340 it. 3517 01:28:58,420 --> 01:28:59,060 It's pretty much fixed. 3518 01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:00,670 So I don't really have to know 3519 01:29:00,670 --> 01:29:02,210 a lot except click on Autofix 3520 01:29:02,210 --> 01:29:03,340 most of the time. 3521 01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:04,300 All right, this is a little bit 3522 01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:05,420 different from some utility. 3523 01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:06,100 Section done. 3524 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:06,680 Move on. 3525 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:08,330 These programs, which really do 3526 01:29:08,330 --> 01:29:09,680 just diagnose, they don't 3527 01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,460 really fix. 3528 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:10,800 Yes. 3529 01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:11,750 But you're saying this 3530 01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:13,160 diagnosis and fixes the thing. 3531 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:14,520 Yes, it differs from a lot of 3532 01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:15,760 other products that you might 3533 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,590 have heard of also, like Not 3534 01:29:17,590 --> 01:29:19,230 New Duties and other fixed 3535 01:29:19,230 --> 01:29:19,860 products, 3536 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,520 in the sense that it focuses on 3537 01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:23,320 software problems, doesn't fix 3538 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:24,740 hardware or disk-related 3539 01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:25,540 problems. 3540 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:26,630 And we are finding that 3541 01:29:26,630 --> 01:29:28,140 software problems are the most 3542 01:29:28,140 --> 01:29:29,470 common cause of problems on 3543 01:29:29,470 --> 01:29:31,040 people's computers today. 3544 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:31,710 Certainly if you're using 3545 01:29:31,710 --> 01:29:32,060 Windows. 3546 01:29:32,220 --> 01:29:32,660 That's right. 3547 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:34,340 Okay, now another thing that's 3548 01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:35,740 interesting about this is 3549 01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:37,380 sometimes it will anticipate a 3550 01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:38,700 crash before it occurs 3551 01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,010 and kind of avoid you from ever 3552 01:29:40,010 --> 01:29:41,270 seeing the crash message in a 3553 01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:42,020 way, right? 3554 01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:42,440 Yes. 3555 01:29:42,580 --> 01:29:43,620 Show me how that works. 3556 01:29:43,740 --> 01:29:45,240 Well, suppose I have disabled 3557 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:46,890 first aid at this moment, so 3558 01:29:46,890 --> 01:29:48,320 this is what you would normally 3559 01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:49,820 see when you had a crash. 3560 01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:50,540 All right, right. 3561 01:29:50,780 --> 01:29:51,560 And you're likely to... 3562 01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:52,500 And I have a very bad choice 3563 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:52,960 usually. 3564 01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:54,180 Close or ignore, neither of 3565 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:55,300 which does much for me. 3566 01:29:55,340 --> 01:29:55,760 That's right. 3567 01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:56,830 You're going to lose your work 3568 01:29:56,830 --> 01:29:57,480 at this point. 3569 01:29:57,740 --> 01:30:00,530 But with first aid being active, 3570 01:30:00,530 --> 01:30:02,950 before the crash happens, it 3571 01:30:02,950 --> 01:30:05,310 actually intercepts it and 3572 01:30:05,310 --> 01:30:07,080 prevents the crash 3573 01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:08,360 and lets you return back to the 3574 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:09,140 application. 3575 01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,170 So I would get your first aid 3576 01:30:10,170 --> 01:30:11,260 message saying it's about to 3577 01:30:11,260 --> 01:30:12,470 crash, do this, and then we'll 3578 01:30:12,470 --> 01:30:13,380 solve the problem? 3579 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:14,900 Yes, it actually intercepts it 3580 01:30:14,900 --> 01:30:16,260 and says click on autofix. 3581 01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:17,790 I'm going to take you back to 3582 01:30:17,790 --> 01:30:19,410 the point in your application 3583 01:30:19,410 --> 01:30:20,620 before the crash so you can 3584 01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:21,660 save your work. 3585 01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:22,820 Sounds pretty valuable. 3586 01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:24,420 Okay, so this will work with 3587 01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,980 Windows 95 or with Windows 3.1? 3588 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,340 Yes, it works with both Windows 3589 01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:29,760 95 or Windows 3.1. 3590 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,690 And how much does it cost me to 3591 01:30:30,690 --> 01:30:31,120 buy this? 3592 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:32,330 It costs about 50 bucks in the 3593 01:30:32,330 --> 01:30:32,720 store. 3594 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:33,510 Okay, 50 bucks or less, 3595 01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:34,160 something like that. 3596 01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:35,800 All right, first aid 95, thanks 3597 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:36,420 very much. 3598 01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:37,320 Thank God. 3599 01:30:37,380 --> 01:30:37,900 Get out of there. 3600 01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,360 Okay, well, it is sad to say, 3601 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,900 but true, Macintosh users have 3602 01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:42,300 computer problems too. 3603 01:30:42,780 --> 01:30:43,640 And if you have a new Mac, you 3604 01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:44,770 probably should become 3605 01:30:44,770 --> 01:30:46,100 acquainted with a new Norton 3606 01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:46,740 YouTube. 3607 01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:49,440 Stu is a Windows kind of guy. 3608 01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,100 We know this. 3609 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:51,940 I wonder, is he going to say 3610 01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:53,860 that to Martina Navratilova 3611 01:30:53,860 --> 01:30:55,720 right here, right now? 3612 01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:57,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 3613 01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:58,630 I have to deal with buyer's 3614 01:30:58,630 --> 01:31:00,560 problems, but you're a Mac man. 3615 01:31:01,180 --> 01:31:01,980 You're Mac Miller. 3616 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:03,840 What kind of problems do you 3617 01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:05,220 have there, though? 3618 01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:06,480 ...for the Power Mac. 3619 01:31:06,820 --> 01:31:08,180 That's this guy right over here. 3620 01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:09,300 And, Joel, you're going to tell 3621 01:31:09,300 --> 01:31:10,340 us a little bit about this. 3622 01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:12,230 What's the typical problem that 3623 01:31:12,230 --> 01:31:13,620 a Mac user does have? 3624 01:31:14,300 --> 01:31:16,320 Well, typical problems for Mac 3625 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,490 users would be unique conflicts, 3626 01:31:18,490 --> 01:31:20,680 adding new software, something 3627 01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:21,480 doesn't work right. 3628 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:22,280 Joel Black. 3629 01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:24,450 Possibly they run into problems 3630 01:31:24,450 --> 01:31:26,460 if they hook up new hardware, 3631 01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:28,800 things don't work right, such 3632 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:29,380 like that. 3633 01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:30,830 All right, now we're looking at 3634 01:31:30,830 --> 01:31:32,220 the most typical problem I have 3635 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,500 is you try to turn the thing 3636 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:34,490 on and you get that horrible 3637 01:31:34,490 --> 01:31:35,520 question mark instead of the 3638 01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:36,140 smiley face. 3639 01:31:36,180 --> 01:31:37,240 Once in a while you'll run into 3640 01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:38,390 a problem like this, where the 3641 01:31:38,390 --> 01:31:39,540 machine just won't start. 3642 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,800 It's giving you a question mark. 3643 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,300 If you have Norton Utilities 3644 01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:43,890 handy, what you'll do is boot 3645 01:31:43,890 --> 01:31:45,420 from our emergency disk. 3646 01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:46,940 And we'll just fire it up on a 3647 01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,020 hard disk here. 3648 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,300 All right, so one thing I get 3649 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:50,880 here is an emergency boot disk. 3650 01:31:50,980 --> 01:31:51,990 If all else dies, I know I can 3651 01:31:51,990 --> 01:31:53,320 stick your disk in and start. 3652 01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:53,580 Right. 3653 01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:54,500 Do it. 3654 01:31:54,580 --> 01:31:55,360 Let's start this up. 3655 01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:56,800 By the way, I should say that 3656 01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:58,180 if you've got a machine like 3657 01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,140 the 7500 that's got a CD-ROM 3658 01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:01,040 player 3659 01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,420 built in, go ahead and start up 3660 01:32:02,420 --> 01:32:03,440 from the system CD that you 3661 01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:03,980 bought. 3662 01:32:03,980 --> 01:32:04,760 Start from the CD that came 3663 01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:05,140 with it. 3664 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:06,370 Then insert the emergency disk 3665 01:32:06,370 --> 01:32:07,260 and you'll be okay. 3666 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,340 Okay, so we overcame that disk 3667 01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:11,220 crash by just rebooting. 3668 01:32:11,220 --> 01:32:13,520 Bit of a Christopher Reeve 3669 01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,260 profile as well. 3670 01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:19,130 And somebody else says a Leon S. 3671 01:32:19,130 --> 01:32:21,960 Kennedy side profile. 3672 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,800 And other people have said Dammer-esque 3673 01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:26,740 vibes. 3674 01:32:26,860 --> 01:32:28,800 So we overcame that disk crash 3675 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:30,800 by just rebooting again. 3676 01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:32,180 Now what we're doing here is 3677 01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:33,710 loading up a separate disk, 3678 01:32:33,710 --> 01:32:35,220 like the emergency disk that's 3679 01:32:35,220 --> 01:32:36,660 got Norton utilities on it. 3680 01:32:36,740 --> 01:32:37,930 And then we'll launch the Norton 3681 01:32:37,930 --> 01:32:39,040 Disk Doctor and have it take a 3682 01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,210 look at the disk that wouldn't 3683 01:32:40,210 --> 01:32:40,720 start. 3684 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:42,240 Okay, so presumably the reason 3685 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,800 the machine wouldn't... 3686 01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:44,280 That's him. 3687 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,490 Might even have like a little 3688 01:32:46,490 --> 01:32:48,790 picture of himself in a kind of 3689 01:32:48,790 --> 01:32:51,530 illustration of Symantec Norton 3690 01:32:51,530 --> 01:32:52,680 Disk Doctor. 3691 01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:53,780 ...boot up is because I have a 3692 01:32:53,780 --> 01:32:54,830 hard disk problem and it couldn't 3693 01:32:54,830 --> 01:32:55,760 find the file it needed to boot 3694 01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:56,100 up. 3695 01:32:56,100 --> 01:32:57,200 There's some kind of directory 3696 01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:58,140 problem and Disk Doctor will 3697 01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:58,880 find that for us. 3698 01:32:58,880 --> 01:32:59,800 Okay, so how do we run disk 3699 01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:00,380 after that? 3700 01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:01,430 So we've selected the disk that 3701 01:33:01,430 --> 01:33:02,320 is giving us trouble and we 3702 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:03,000 click examine. 3703 01:33:03,780 --> 01:33:04,740 And it starts off... 3704 01:33:04,740 --> 01:33:06,760 Look at this little picture 3705 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,930 here of a man rubbing your disk 3706 01:33:08,930 --> 01:33:09,820 better. 3707 01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:11,640 Like you've got a sore disk. 3708 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:13,820 Thank you very much there, Frimosa. 3709 01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:16,080 Very, very kind of you there. 3710 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:17,400 I hope you are doing well. 3711 01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:18,940 Look at this guy here. 3712 01:33:19,620 --> 01:33:21,240 Through a series of tests, the 3713 01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:22,800 bad media check takes a little 3714 01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:23,360 while. 3715 01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:25,720 This checks for bad sectors on 3716 01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:26,700 the disk. 3717 01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:28,320 There's another man doing some 3718 01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:29,300 mad stuff here. 3719 01:33:29,920 --> 01:33:30,720 We'll skip that one. 3720 01:33:31,140 --> 01:33:31,890 Go through the directory 3721 01:33:31,890 --> 01:33:32,700 information. 3722 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:33,700 That looked okay. 3723 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,470 It's checking the system folder 3724 01:33:35,470 --> 01:33:37,050 now and analyzing the files on 3725 01:33:37,050 --> 01:33:37,740 the disk. 3726 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,380 And we'll see what pops up here. 3727 01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:40,700 All right, so it's just 3728 01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:42,410 literally checking every folder, 3729 01:33:42,410 --> 01:33:44,000 every file on there to see what's 3730 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,760 happening. 3731 01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:46,070 And at least you can watch this 3732 01:33:46,070 --> 01:33:47,600 cute little animation of this. 3733 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,300 Is that Peter Norton? 3734 01:33:48,300 --> 01:33:48,960 It's cute. 3735 01:33:49,380 --> 01:33:50,280 That's the disk doctor. 3736 01:33:50,660 --> 01:33:52,240 Stu said it's cute. 3737 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:53,880 The disk doctor, okay. 3738 01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:57,220 The disk doctor, okay. 3739 01:33:58,620 --> 01:33:59,720 Waiting for the loading bar to 3740 01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:01,040 accomplish. 3741 01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:02,600 The disk doctor, okay. 3742 01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:04,030 Still going to have to fill in 3743 01:34:04,030 --> 01:34:05,450 time here, Stu, because it's 3744 01:34:05,450 --> 01:34:06,920 still another half a bar. 3745 01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:08,250 Peter Norton sort of pressing 3746 01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:09,440 buttons for you there. 3747 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,080 That's the disk doctor. 3748 01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:11,720 The disk doctor, okay. 3749 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:14,220 So we're doing two... 3750 01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:16,120 A bit of a hanging chad there. 3751 01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:17,620 Peter Norton. 3752 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,460 So he must be the granddaddy or 3753 01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:23,750 the big daddy of the Norton antivirus 3754 01:34:23,750 --> 01:34:24,280 world. 3755 01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:25,890 Peter Norton sort of pressing 3756 01:34:25,890 --> 01:34:27,300 buttons for you there. 3757 01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:27,980 That's the disk doctor. 3758 01:34:28,260 --> 01:34:29,580 The disk doctor, okay. 3759 01:34:30,700 --> 01:34:32,160 So we're doing two things. 3760 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:34,120 The disk doctor, okay. 3761 01:34:34,620 --> 01:34:35,750 Number one, we're solving the 3762 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:37,310 initial problem, but I don't 3763 01:34:37,310 --> 01:34:39,080 want it to happen a second time, 3764 01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:39,700 so we're trying to fix the 3765 01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:40,490 thing that caused the problem 3766 01:34:40,490 --> 01:34:41,100 in the first place. 3767 01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:42,580 There's still a problem on this 3768 01:34:42,580 --> 01:34:43,940 disk, and in fact, the disk 3769 01:34:43,940 --> 01:34:45,060 doctor is located. 3770 01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:46,090 It's an error in the boot 3771 01:34:46,090 --> 01:34:46,620 blocks. 3772 01:34:46,620 --> 01:34:48,630 Big Mac, there's a problem on 3773 01:34:48,630 --> 01:34:49,400 Big Mac. 3774 01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:50,790 It does give a detailed message 3775 01:34:50,790 --> 01:34:52,010 that says, because of this 3776 01:34:52,010 --> 01:34:53,230 error, you won't be able to 3777 01:34:53,230 --> 01:34:54,650 start, which confirms what we 3778 01:34:54,650 --> 01:34:54,980 see. 3779 01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,260 We click fix. 3780 01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,180 It's very quick to fix. 3781 01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,740 And on this disk, that's about 3782 01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:02,380 it. 3783 01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:03,950 It's perfectly happy to fix 3784 01:35:03,950 --> 01:35:05,180 multiple problems. 3785 01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:05,580 All done. 3786 01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:06,790 It will generate a report if 3787 01:35:06,790 --> 01:35:08,140 you'd like to see what it did, 3788 01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:08,980 what was wrong. 3789 01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:09,120 All right. 3790 01:35:10,060 --> 01:35:10,420 Okay. 3791 01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:11,580 That's disk doctor. 3792 01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:12,360 Very good. 3793 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,740 Okay, now, is there anything I 3794 01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:14,970 can do to prevent those kinds 3795 01:35:14,970 --> 01:35:15,720 of problems? 3796 01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:16,880 I mean, what would have caused 3797 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:17,910 that to happen, other than 3798 01:35:17,910 --> 01:35:18,790 dropping the machine or 3799 01:35:18,790 --> 01:35:19,420 something? 3800 01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:20,740 Well, a few things. 3801 01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:21,830 If, indeed, you hook up 3802 01:35:21,830 --> 01:35:23,180 hardware without turning off 3803 01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:24,380 the machine, absolutely 3804 01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:25,060 critical. 3805 01:35:25,060 --> 01:35:26,220 If you're putting on a new hard 3806 01:35:26,220 --> 01:35:27,250 disk, please turn off the 3807 01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:28,040 machine first. 3808 01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:28,540 Restart. 3809 01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:30,190 Other preventative measures 3810 01:35:30,190 --> 01:35:31,830 that I like to emphasize are, 3811 01:35:31,830 --> 01:35:33,820 please make a backup regularly. 3812 01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:35,160 In fact, if I could get 3813 01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:36,670 everyone to make a backup once 3814 01:35:36,670 --> 01:35:37,220 a week. 3815 01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:38,020 You'd be out of business. 3816 01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:38,920 That would be great. 3817 01:35:39,020 --> 01:35:39,460 That would be great. 3818 01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:40,610 Run disk doctor on your disk 3819 01:35:40,610 --> 01:35:41,710 before you make a backup to 3820 01:35:41,710 --> 01:35:42,920 make sure you're backing up 3821 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:43,420 intact. 3822 01:35:43,580 --> 01:35:44,480 That tone shift. 3823 01:35:44,620 --> 01:35:46,280 Sorry, I'm really, I'm looking 3824 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:47,560 at everything here. 3825 01:35:47,580 --> 01:35:48,100 That would be great. 3826 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:48,660 I'm breaking it all down. 3827 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,180 In my eyes, I mean, you're just 3828 01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:51,600 seeing, most people are just 3829 01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:53,100 seeing the show when they want 3830 01:35:53,100 --> 01:35:53,760 it to continue. 3831 01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:54,850 Once of all, the stopping, the 3832 01:35:54,850 --> 01:35:55,320 starting. 3833 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:56,600 But it's this. 3834 01:35:56,780 --> 01:35:57,280 It's the shift. 3835 01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:00,160 It's the tone shift from lighthearted 3836 01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,180 to a more serious note. 3837 01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:02,840 Watch this. 3838 01:36:03,060 --> 01:36:03,740 Your disk before you make it. 3839 01:36:03,740 --> 01:36:03,780 Boom. 3840 01:36:03,780 --> 01:36:08,080 20 frames. 3841 01:36:09,080 --> 01:36:10,280 It's a 15 frame shift. 3842 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,080 Make a backup to make sure you're 3843 01:36:12,080 --> 01:36:13,680 backing up intact data, but 3844 01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:14,940 that would... 3845 01:36:14,940 --> 01:36:15,940 Turning a Mac off at the wrong 3846 01:36:15,940 --> 01:36:16,920 time could cause you problems 3847 01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:17,440 like this? 3848 01:36:17,440 --> 01:36:18,220 That would cause you problems. 3849 01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:19,940 Follow the instructions. 3850 01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:20,980 Always one eye on the clock. 3851 01:36:21,100 --> 01:36:22,120 We're getting out of here. 3852 01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:23,260 Piece of business. 3853 01:36:23,540 --> 01:36:24,600 All else fails, turn to Norton 3854 01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:25,280 Utilities. 3855 01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:26,560 Okay, thanks, Joel. 3856 01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:27,770 All right, well, handheld 3857 01:36:27,770 --> 01:36:28,620 gaming devices. 3858 01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:30,380 That's the one I was looking 3859 01:36:30,380 --> 01:36:30,880 for. 3860 01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:32,220 Computer games. 3861 01:36:32,220 --> 01:36:33,420 Suppose you've called tech 3862 01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:33,940 support. 3863 01:36:34,060 --> 01:36:34,910 You run your diagnostics and 3864 01:36:34,910 --> 01:36:35,520 still... 3865 01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:37,020 You've done all that. 3866 01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:38,910 Your computer's still not 3867 01:36:38,910 --> 01:36:39,980 turning on. 3868 01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:41,960 It might be time to change your 3869 01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:42,860 computer. 3870 01:36:43,380 --> 01:36:45,140 With me to discuss this is... 3871 01:36:45,140 --> 01:36:45,380 Nothing. 3872 01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:46,810 Well, time to call the real 3873 01:36:46,810 --> 01:36:47,420 doctor. 3874 01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:48,350 Believe it or not, we have 3875 01:36:48,350 --> 01:36:49,020 found... 3876 01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:51,100 This is a Daniel O'Donnell. 3877 01:36:51,100 --> 01:36:52,600 Still nothing. 3878 01:36:52,820 --> 01:36:54,030 Well, time to call the real 3879 01:36:54,030 --> 01:36:54,660 doctor. 3880 01:36:55,060 --> 01:36:55,990 Believe it or not, we have 3881 01:36:55,990 --> 01:36:57,490 found a computer doctor who 3882 01:36:57,490 --> 01:36:58,580 makes house calls. 3883 01:36:59,820 --> 01:37:01,240 Vic Chiswick is a troubleshooter. 3884 01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:03,200 Vic Chiswick. 3885 01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,610 Like a doctor or a firefighter, 3886 01:37:04,610 --> 01:37:05,840 he is on alert, ready to leap 3887 01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:07,280 into action when he... 3888 01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,430 Maybe that was a good car to 3889 01:37:08,430 --> 01:37:09,580 have back in the day, but I 3890 01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:11,060 wouldn't trust if a doctor came 3891 01:37:11,060 --> 01:37:11,820 around in that car. 3892 01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:13,810 I'd want him to be driving a 3893 01:37:13,810 --> 01:37:15,650 Mercedes or, you know, 3894 01:37:15,650 --> 01:37:17,670 something a little bit more 3895 01:37:17,670 --> 01:37:18,780 high spec. 3896 01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:19,900 Here's the distress call. 3897 01:37:23,060 --> 01:37:25,280 I like the acceleration though. 3898 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:26,700 Action when he hears the 3899 01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:27,800 distress call. 3900 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,440 While he may not find a fire to 3901 01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:34,820 extinguish, Vic has every 3902 01:37:34,820 --> 01:37:36,510 reason to prepare himself for a 3903 01:37:36,510 --> 01:37:37,340 calamity. 3904 01:37:37,860 --> 01:37:38,790 He specializes in computer 3905 01:37:38,790 --> 01:37:39,980 troubleshooting. 3906 01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:42,060 The idea for a personal PC... 3907 01:37:42,060 --> 01:37:42,540 A calamity. 3908 01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:43,970 I hope we see like him diagnosing 3909 01:37:43,970 --> 01:37:45,380 or trying to fix computers. 3910 01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:46,260 It's like bad news. 3911 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,480 Your computer couldn't make it. 3912 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:53,780 I'm sorry. 3913 01:37:54,220 --> 01:37:55,200 Your computer's dead. 3914 01:37:55,260 --> 01:37:56,580 The problem solver came from 3915 01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:57,760 his own frustrations. 3916 01:37:58,440 --> 01:37:59,980 For example, when I bought a 3917 01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:01,600 computer and I was looking for 3918 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:03,370 some help, I just couldn't find 3919 01:38:03,370 --> 01:38:03,820 any. 3920 01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,380 So, I thought there was a big 3921 01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:07,720 need there. 3922 01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,220 So, I went again... 3923 01:38:09,220 --> 01:38:10,400 Wow, what a name. 3924 01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:12,700 Vic Chiswick. 3925 01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:16,900 Prompt reply computer solutions. 3926 01:38:17,140 --> 01:38:18,520 P-R-C-S. 3927 01:38:18,940 --> 01:38:19,890 I thought there was a big need 3928 01:38:19,890 --> 01:38:20,400 there. 3929 01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,090 So, I went again, went back to 3930 01:38:22,090 --> 01:38:23,660 school, learned more about 3931 01:38:23,660 --> 01:38:25,860 computers, took special classes. 3932 01:38:26,860 --> 01:38:29,240 And from there on, I just... 3933 01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:31,670 What about this antique in the 3934 01:38:31,670 --> 01:38:33,360 background here? 3935 01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:34,280 Mahogany. 3936 01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:36,660 The legs are interesting enough. 3937 01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:38,670 What would you stick inside 3938 01:38:38,670 --> 01:38:39,300 that? 3939 01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:41,840 If anything at all, is it just 3940 01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:42,660 for show? 3941 01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:46,800 Found that there was a market. 3942 01:38:47,060 --> 01:38:48,830 Vic lends assistance to a cross-section 3943 01:38:48,830 --> 01:38:49,440 of... 3944 01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:50,940 And hell, gaming devices. 3945 01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:52,390 ...corporations and home 3946 01:38:52,390 --> 01:38:53,500 offices to families. 3947 01:38:54,460 --> 01:38:55,360 He has expertise in everything 3948 01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:57,050 from network printers to the 3949 01:38:57,050 --> 01:38:57,900 internet. 3950 01:38:58,520 --> 01:38:59,580 While computer users can always 3951 01:38:59,580 --> 01:39:01,080 turn to manuals and technical 3952 01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:03,180 support lines, sometimes there 3953 01:39:03,180 --> 01:39:04,190 is nothing to match the 3954 01:39:04,190 --> 01:39:05,000 personal touch. 3955 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,160 It expedites everything and 3956 01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:08,120 gets it solved. 3957 01:39:09,180 --> 01:39:09,560 Which is great. 3958 01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:10,320 Telly Baxter. 3959 01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:11,960 With the children running 3960 01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:13,710 around and everything else in 3961 01:39:13,710 --> 01:39:15,500 your life, it's great to have 3962 01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:17,360 someone come over and this is 3963 01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:18,300 how you do it. 3964 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,350 And then also to learn from it 3965 01:39:20,350 --> 01:39:22,340 so that we don't have to keep 3966 01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:24,580 calling someone like a Vic. 3967 01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,520 He explains it fully. 3968 01:39:27,580 --> 01:39:29,500 And then we're able to... 3969 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:30,620 Sounds like Vic's part of the 3970 01:39:30,620 --> 01:39:31,060 family. 3971 01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,340 Like we don't have to call 3972 01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,020 someone like Vic to come around. 3973 01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:35,930 Sounds like maybe Vic has made 3974 01:39:35,930 --> 01:39:37,760 a few visits to the house, to 3975 01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,780 the Tenley household here. 3976 01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:41,620 Hopefully take what he gave us. 3977 01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:43,380 And then... 3978 01:39:43,380 --> 01:39:44,460 Tenley Baxter. 3979 01:39:44,460 --> 01:39:46,040 A similar problem comes up. 3980 01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:46,840 We know the answer. 3981 01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:48,730 Vic sees his role as a kind of 3982 01:39:48,730 --> 01:39:49,880 go-between. 3983 01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:51,740 An interpreter between computer... 3984 01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:52,860 Chapman Baxter. 3985 01:39:52,940 --> 01:39:54,360 ...user and manufacturer. 3986 01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:56,500 Often people don't know what to 3987 01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:57,040 ask. 3988 01:39:57,260 --> 01:39:58,490 If they have a problem, they 3989 01:39:58,490 --> 01:39:59,700 really don't know how to 3990 01:39:59,700 --> 01:40:01,300 approach the repair person for 3991 01:40:01,300 --> 01:40:02,680 a particular company. 3992 01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:05,240 For example, if it's Toshiba or 3993 01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,090 somewhere, they may call and 3994 01:40:07,090 --> 01:40:08,680 not know what to ask. 3995 01:40:08,780 --> 01:40:09,880 And the person on the other 3996 01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,110 side doesn't know what they 3997 01:40:11,110 --> 01:40:11,540 need. 3998 01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:13,530 So their problems are not 3999 01:40:13,530 --> 01:40:14,420 solved. 4000 01:40:14,420 --> 01:40:16,060 For the computer... 4001 01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:16,480 It's great. 4002 01:40:16,620 --> 01:40:18,170 Vic comes around and he comes 4003 01:40:18,170 --> 01:40:19,720 into your house and he just 4004 01:40:19,720 --> 01:40:20,720 fixes stuff. 4005 01:40:21,300 --> 01:40:23,080 And then he might even stay for 4006 01:40:23,080 --> 01:40:24,780 a coffee or a snack. 4007 01:40:25,700 --> 01:40:26,900 He just gets to know you. 4008 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:29,200 It's a human interaction. 4009 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,960 Chronicles. 4010 01:40:30,220 --> 01:40:31,180 I'm Giles Bateman. 4011 01:40:31,180 --> 01:40:35,950 Rope about a virtual 4012 01:40:35,950 --> 01:40:43,860 environment with your avatar. 4013 01:40:46,660 --> 01:40:46,870 Well, so far we've kept the 4014 01:40:46,870 --> 01:40:49,160 computer closed. 4015 01:40:49,340 --> 01:40:50,160 No major surgery. 4016 01:40:51,260 --> 01:40:52,320 Big tripod. 4017 01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:53,120 Thank you very much. 4018 01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:54,560 Look at the enthusiasm. 4019 01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,700 The enthusiasm on this man. 4020 01:40:57,100 --> 01:40:58,140 This is what you need to bring 4021 01:40:58,140 --> 01:40:59,630 to the party tomorrow, fella 4022 01:40:59,630 --> 01:41:00,850 who is going to the party 4023 01:41:00,850 --> 01:41:01,560 tomorrow. 4024 01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:02,800 Bring the stew. 4025 01:41:03,700 --> 01:41:06,870 Maybe go and get a fucking chino 4026 01:41:06,870 --> 01:41:09,850 slack brown leather belt and 4027 01:41:09,850 --> 01:41:13,720 blue Ralph Lauren Polo shirt. 4028 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:15,200 Whatever they're called. 4029 01:41:16,100 --> 01:41:17,280 And just bring the stew. 4030 01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:18,440 You know? 4031 01:41:18,660 --> 01:41:19,460 People will probably think, 4032 01:41:19,460 --> 01:41:20,240 what's he wearing? 4033 01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:21,240 It's not cool at all. 4034 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,220 But I mean, you make it cool by 4035 01:41:23,220 --> 01:41:24,900 just bringing the stew. 4036 01:41:25,020 --> 01:41:27,360 Let the stew flow through you. 4037 01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:31,220 As they say, maketh the man. 4038 01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:34,280 And look at that. 4039 01:41:35,480 --> 01:41:37,770 It's like he's sliding the 4040 01:41:37,770 --> 01:41:41,570 computer, the PC, into the 4041 01:41:41,570 --> 01:41:45,800 foreground, into the shot. 4042 01:41:46,340 --> 01:41:48,680 Some nice stuff on that shelf 4043 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:49,480 there. 4044 01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:53,250 Windows 95, Jurassic Park, down 4045 01:41:53,250 --> 01:41:53,800 there. 4046 01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:55,550 Don't know what these guys are 4047 01:41:55,550 --> 01:41:56,060 here. 4048 01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,120 Can't really make out. 4049 01:41:57,220 --> 01:41:58,540 Looks like some sort of mech. 4050 01:41:58,540 --> 01:41:59,460 Mecha. 4051 01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:02,140 Robotic game of sorts. 4052 01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:04,660 Don't know what they are. 4053 01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:05,940 But it's great. 4054 01:42:06,280 --> 01:42:07,920 The set design is fantastic. 4055 01:42:08,060 --> 01:42:09,660 95, as I've said time and time 4056 01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:11,160 again, this is when it really 4057 01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:12,740 began to take off set-wise. 4058 01:42:13,820 --> 01:42:14,880 They had someone. 4059 01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:16,320 They had someone working on 4060 01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:17,700 making sure there's a variety 4061 01:42:17,700 --> 01:42:18,720 of each episode. 4062 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:20,580 Well, so far we've kept the 4063 01:42:20,580 --> 01:42:22,020 computer closed. 4064 01:42:22,160 --> 01:42:23,180 No major surgery. 4065 01:42:23,660 --> 01:42:25,220 But sometimes it takes yanking 4066 01:42:25,220 --> 01:42:26,700 out the tools, opening up the 4067 01:42:26,700 --> 01:42:28,100 box to fix something inside 4068 01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:28,700 your PC. 4069 01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:30,340 Tools are yanked. 4070 01:42:31,340 --> 01:42:32,160 Box is open. 4071 01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:34,870 Let's get inside and fix this 4072 01:42:34,870 --> 01:42:35,600 bastard. 4073 01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:36,640 At that point, you really have 4074 01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:37,640 to know what you're doing. 4075 01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:38,590 Dan Milkier knows what he's 4076 01:42:38,590 --> 01:42:38,980 doing. 4077 01:42:39,060 --> 01:42:40,040 You do this for a living, Dan. 4078 01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:41,050 Let's talk about some of the 4079 01:42:41,050 --> 01:42:41,820 basic problems. 4080 01:42:41,940 --> 01:42:42,700 Lovely Dan. 4081 01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:43,380 Sip of it. 4082 01:42:43,480 --> 01:42:43,780 Problems. 4083 01:42:44,460 --> 01:42:45,400 Lovely Dan. 4084 01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:47,060 The computer doesn't start up. 4085 01:42:47,260 --> 01:42:48,560 It's not my disk drive. 4086 01:42:48,900 --> 01:42:50,320 It's not a software problem. 4087 01:42:50,420 --> 01:42:51,430 What should I be looking for in 4088 01:42:51,430 --> 01:42:51,860 the box? 4089 01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,820 Inside the box, you should... 4090 01:42:53,820 --> 01:42:54,690 The first thing to look for is 4091 01:42:54,690 --> 01:42:55,180 the... 4092 01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:56,160 Dan Milkier. 4093 01:42:56,260 --> 01:42:57,140 They don't come... 4094 01:42:57,140 --> 01:42:59,270 They don't get as milkier as 4095 01:42:59,270 --> 01:43:01,320 the Milky Bar kid, Cad. 4096 01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:02,920 Dan himself. 4097 01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:04,740 He is from Dan Milkier and 4098 01:43:04,740 --> 01:43:05,920 Associates. 4099 01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:09,040 And he is a milky little demon. 4100 01:43:09,220 --> 01:43:10,660 He will definitely sort your PC 4101 01:43:10,660 --> 01:43:11,000 out. 4102 01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,560 Rapid stat pronto, Max. 4103 01:43:13,900 --> 01:43:15,310 What should I be looking for in 4104 01:43:15,310 --> 01:43:15,860 the box? 4105 01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:17,780 Inside the box, you should... 4106 01:43:17,780 --> 01:43:18,780 What's in the box? 4107 01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:20,340 What's in the box? 4108 01:43:20,880 --> 01:43:21,830 The first thing to look for is 4109 01:43:21,830 --> 01:43:22,500 the... 4110 01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:23,620 Listen for the power supply. 4111 01:43:23,740 --> 01:43:24,940 Make sure the fan is running. 4112 01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:26,150 That way, you know you have 4113 01:43:26,150 --> 01:43:27,280 power to your system. 4114 01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:27,740 Okay. 4115 01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:28,750 So first thing is, do we have 4116 01:43:28,750 --> 01:43:29,160 power? 4117 01:43:29,340 --> 01:43:29,580 Correct. 4118 01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:30,480 Not only is it plugged in, but 4119 01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:31,480 is the power supply working? 4120 01:43:31,540 --> 01:43:33,600 He is, as Gordon DeRee says... 4121 01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:34,240 What a great name. 4122 01:43:34,320 --> 01:43:36,150 Gordon DeRee says, he is a milky 4123 01:43:36,150 --> 01:43:37,240 little demon. 4124 01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:38,080 Exactly. 4125 01:43:38,420 --> 01:43:38,820 Okay. 4126 01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:39,240 So first... 4127 01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:39,840 Power supply. 4128 01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:41,160 Make sure the fan is running. 4129 01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:42,370 That way, you know you have 4130 01:43:42,370 --> 01:43:43,500 power to your system. 4131 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:43,960 Okay. 4132 01:43:44,020 --> 01:43:45,100 So first thing is, do we have 4133 01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:45,400 power? 4134 01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:45,800 Correct. 4135 01:43:45,840 --> 01:43:47,020 Not only is it plugged in, but... 4136 01:43:47,020 --> 01:43:49,680 Is Dan the milkiest of them all? 4137 01:43:50,220 --> 01:43:51,750 The milky bar Dan is strong and 4138 01:43:51,750 --> 01:43:52,440 tough. 4139 01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:54,800 Is there a Dan milkiest? 4140 01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:57,360 Asks Tony B. Gilly Pig. 4141 01:43:57,480 --> 01:43:58,300 Thank you very much. 4142 01:43:58,820 --> 01:44:00,060 Another brilliant name, Gilly 4143 01:44:00,060 --> 01:44:00,480 Pig. 4144 01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:01,180 Power supply working. 4145 01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:01,700 Exactly. 4146 01:44:02,020 --> 01:44:02,420 Okay. 4147 01:44:02,540 --> 01:44:03,930 So as I hear the fan, can I 4148 01:44:03,930 --> 01:44:05,560 still test and make sure that 4149 01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:07,400 the right voltage is coming out 4150 01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:07,580 of that? 4151 01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:08,320 Oh, absolutely. 4152 01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:10,770 You can go and pick up a basic 4153 01:44:10,770 --> 01:44:13,340 voltmeter like this and then 4154 01:44:13,340 --> 01:44:14,380 test it. 4155 01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:14,900 Maybe we should turn it off. 4156 01:44:14,900 --> 01:44:15,600 It's getting too technical. 4157 01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,370 You really need a man who knows 4158 01:44:17,370 --> 01:44:19,110 electronics when it comes to 4159 01:44:19,110 --> 01:44:20,060 this stuff. 4160 01:44:20,480 --> 01:44:21,370 Next, he's going to be hitting 4161 01:44:21,370 --> 01:44:22,630 us with the fucking soldering 4162 01:44:22,630 --> 01:44:23,060 iron. 4163 01:44:23,180 --> 01:44:24,090 He's going to start changing 4164 01:44:24,090 --> 01:44:25,020 capacitors and shit. 4165 01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:25,960 That's when it gets too 4166 01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:26,600 technical. 4167 01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:27,730 I don't think it'll come to 4168 01:44:27,730 --> 01:44:28,100 that. 4169 01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:29,240 Before we touch anything. 4170 01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:31,390 First thing, when you shut it 4171 01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:33,380 down, you can open it. 4172 01:44:33,380 --> 01:44:34,400 It's always okay to open the 4173 01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:35,490 case before you start poking 4174 01:44:35,490 --> 01:44:36,440 your hands in there. 4175 01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:37,320 Before you stick your fingers 4176 01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:37,960 in and shut it out. 4177 01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:39,260 All right, now where would I go 4178 01:44:39,260 --> 01:44:40,470 test the voltage on the power 4179 01:44:40,470 --> 01:44:41,000 supply? 4180 01:44:41,060 --> 01:44:42,200 Well, any of the cables that 4181 01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:43,550 come from the power supply, you 4182 01:44:43,550 --> 01:44:44,800 can test them for... 4183 01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:46,800 Just pull it out. 4184 01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:47,580 It'll have... 4185 01:44:47,580 --> 01:44:49,060 All right. 4186 01:44:49,060 --> 01:44:50,650 Two black wires in the middle, 4187 01:44:50,650 --> 01:44:51,870 and there'll always be a 4188 01:44:51,870 --> 01:44:53,220 diagram along with a power 4189 01:44:53,220 --> 01:44:53,840 supply. 4190 01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:54,800 You should be able to find this. 4191 01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:55,520 But the black ones are always 4192 01:44:55,520 --> 01:44:55,900 the ground. 4193 01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:57,160 Right, you have the two blacks. 4194 01:44:57,320 --> 01:44:58,410 Yeah, the yellow is your 12 4195 01:44:58,410 --> 01:44:58,780 volts. 4196 01:44:58,780 --> 01:44:59,830 I'm looking for 12 volts out of 4197 01:44:59,830 --> 01:45:00,260 that one. 4198 01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:01,580 5 volts DC out of the red one. 4199 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,040 Out of the red. 4200 01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:03,800 Also, where the power supply 4201 01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,960 plugs into the motherboard, you'll 4202 01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:07,780 have also what's called a power 4203 01:45:07,780 --> 01:45:08,680 good signal, 4204 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:09,700 which you can also test for 4205 01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:10,460 proper voltage. 4206 01:45:10,460 --> 01:45:11,810 Now, the point here is my 4207 01:45:11,810 --> 01:45:13,290 problem might just be power 4208 01:45:13,290 --> 01:45:13,920 supply. 4209 01:45:14,060 --> 01:45:15,460 That's 30 bucks or something, 4210 01:45:15,460 --> 01:45:16,720 and it's not a major big deal, 4211 01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:18,060 and I can fix the computer. 4212 01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:19,250 It's a very easy part to 4213 01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:19,860 replace. 4214 01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:22,130 It'll take you just very little 4215 01:45:22,130 --> 01:45:22,780 time. 4216 01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:23,860 Other things aren't working. 4217 01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:25,580 I should look for loose stuff, 4218 01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,040 right? 4219 01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:26,540 Correct. 4220 01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:27,260 Like what? 4221 01:45:27,260 --> 01:45:27,440 Loose stuff. 4222 01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:28,480 Always one of the major 4223 01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:29,980 problems with computers is just 4224 01:45:29,980 --> 01:45:30,820 a loose cable. 4225 01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:31,860 All right, let me bring this up 4226 01:45:31,860 --> 01:45:32,700 so we can get a good shot of 4227 01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:33,020 that. 4228 01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:34,540 So, for instance, the drive 4229 01:45:34,540 --> 01:45:35,900 controller cable may not be 4230 01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:36,960 plugged in, huh? 4231 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:37,300 Correct. 4232 01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:38,370 And that would be that big gray 4233 01:45:38,370 --> 01:45:38,980 thing there. 4234 01:45:39,060 --> 01:45:39,260 Right. 4235 01:45:39,380 --> 01:45:40,630 And the trick is not just to 4236 01:45:40,630 --> 01:45:42,160 look and see if, well, it looks 4237 01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:43,690 plugged in from here, but it 4238 01:45:43,690 --> 01:45:44,220 may not be. 4239 01:45:44,300 --> 01:45:45,610 You want to get your fingers in 4240 01:45:45,610 --> 01:45:46,840 there and push it down. 4241 01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:47,070 And make sure it's really in 4242 01:45:47,070 --> 01:45:47,240 there tight. 4243 01:45:47,360 --> 01:45:47,520 Yeah. 4244 01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:48,250 Make sure it's in there real 4245 01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:48,540 tight. 4246 01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:48,780 Yeah. 4247 01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:49,640 Nice and tight. 4248 01:45:49,740 --> 01:45:50,640 All right, what about loose? 4249 01:45:51,540 --> 01:45:51,900 Snug. 4250 01:45:52,060 --> 01:45:53,100 What about loose? 4251 01:45:53,940 --> 01:45:54,300 Looseberg? 4252 01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,520 What about loose? 4253 01:45:55,720 --> 01:45:57,100 Loose change? 4254 01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:57,720 Loose nuts? 4255 01:45:58,820 --> 01:45:59,940 We've had loose cables. 4256 01:46:00,060 --> 01:46:00,860 What's he going to say there? 4257 01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:02,460 And push it down. 4258 01:46:02,460 --> 01:46:03,610 Make sure it's in there real 4259 01:46:03,610 --> 01:46:04,060 tight. 4260 01:46:04,100 --> 01:46:04,300 Yeah. 4261 01:46:04,440 --> 01:46:05,120 It's snug. 4262 01:46:05,220 --> 01:46:06,160 All right, what about loose 4263 01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:06,600 boards? 4264 01:46:06,760 --> 01:46:07,300 If I move the computer. 4265 01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:08,420 Loose boards. 4266 01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:10,180 Computer games. 4267 01:46:10,300 --> 01:46:11,020 Thank you very much. 4268 01:46:11,120 --> 01:46:12,410 Computer around, can a board 4269 01:46:12,410 --> 01:46:12,840 pop out? 4270 01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:14,720 Exactly the same. 4271 01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:16,220 It's going to get in there and 4272 01:46:16,220 --> 01:46:17,480 make that board pop. 4273 01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:18,720 You'll see a lot of times, 4274 01:46:18,720 --> 01:46:20,040 especially with the longer 4275 01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:21,560 types of controller cards. 4276 01:46:21,740 --> 01:46:22,220 There you go. 4277 01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:23,570 So that board is not really 4278 01:46:23,570 --> 01:46:24,660 seated properly. 4279 01:46:24,660 --> 01:46:25,000 Correct. 4280 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:25,720 No, it's not. 4281 01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:26,520 From the top, it sort of might 4282 01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:26,920 look okay. 4283 01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:27,680 Right, right. 4284 01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:28,780 So you really got to sort of 4285 01:46:28,780 --> 01:46:29,830 snap that guy in there and 4286 01:46:29,830 --> 01:46:30,780 seated properly. 4287 01:46:30,780 --> 01:46:32,000 And make sure that it's screwed 4288 01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:33,360 in properly, tightened down. 4289 01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:35,010 And that would solve about 9 4290 01:46:35,010 --> 01:46:36,790 out of 10 problems with most 4291 01:46:36,790 --> 01:46:37,660 computers. 4292 01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:39,020 All right, now let me ask you 4293 01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:39,460 next. 4294 01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:41,040 I went out and bought memory. 4295 01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:41,940 I paid all that money. 4296 01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:43,410 A little giggle, but it was off 4297 01:46:43,410 --> 01:46:43,780 mic. 4298 01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:45,960 With most computers. 4299 01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:47,330 All right, now let me ask you 4300 01:46:47,330 --> 01:46:47,800 next. 4301 01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:49,100 I went out and bought memory. 4302 01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:50,780 Why would he laugh at that bit? 4303 01:46:51,840 --> 01:46:54,050 You know, Stu has started his 4304 01:46:54,050 --> 01:46:54,860 next link. 4305 01:46:55,500 --> 01:46:57,160 So why is Milk here laughing? 4306 01:46:57,640 --> 01:46:59,200 Probably Milk here is thinking 4307 01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:00,700 about all the times he's had to 4308 01:47:00,700 --> 01:47:02,100 fucking fix something. 4309 01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:03,040 It's just been something like 4310 01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:03,720 that, you know. 4311 01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:05,660 He's laughing to himself. 4312 01:47:05,900 --> 01:47:06,710 I have about 9 out of 10 4313 01:47:06,710 --> 01:47:08,000 problems with most computers. 4314 01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:09,350 All right, now let me ask you 4315 01:47:09,350 --> 01:47:09,780 next. 4316 01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:11,360 I went out and bought memory. 4317 01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:12,360 I paid all that money. 4318 01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:13,380 I thought I plugged them in 4319 01:47:13,380 --> 01:47:13,800 right. 4320 01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:14,910 And I turned on my computer and 4321 01:47:14,910 --> 01:47:15,880 I don't see the memory. 4322 01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:17,300 What's the problem there? 4323 01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:18,720 Again, let me show on this 4324 01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:19,660 motherboard. 4325 01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:20,850 It could be very simple as did 4326 01:47:20,850 --> 01:47:21,860 you get the right type of 4327 01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:22,380 memory. 4328 01:47:22,380 --> 01:47:22,780 Yeah. 4329 01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:23,950 I believe that's one of the 4330 01:47:23,950 --> 01:47:25,480 problems a lot of people have. 4331 01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:26,480 So maybe I bought the wrong 4332 01:47:26,480 --> 01:47:26,800 thing. 4333 01:47:27,020 --> 01:47:27,380 Correct. 4334 01:47:27,500 --> 01:47:28,540 Maybe I didn't plug it in right? 4335 01:47:29,140 --> 01:47:29,440 Right. 4336 01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:31,130 Not only that, but also 4337 01:47:31,130 --> 01:47:32,490 sometimes the slot you put it 4338 01:47:32,490 --> 01:47:32,940 into. 4339 01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:34,240 For example, when you're 4340 01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:36,280 dealing with a 72 pin, which is 4341 01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:38,030 just turned around backwards so 4342 01:47:38,030 --> 01:47:38,760 you can't really see. 4343 01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:40,580 But sometimes it'll have a bank 4344 01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:41,720 zero, bank one. 4345 01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:42,410 You've got to put them in the 4346 01:47:42,410 --> 01:47:42,960 right direction. 4347 01:47:43,060 --> 01:47:43,340 Correct. 4348 01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:44,650 And also make sure you look at 4349 01:47:44,650 --> 01:47:46,000 your motherboard manual. 4350 01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:47,990 There may be jumpers that you 4351 01:47:47,990 --> 01:47:49,040 need to set. 4352 01:47:49,060 --> 01:47:49,940 So you've got to set the jumpers. 4353 01:47:50,120 --> 01:47:51,160 Tie your mother down. 4354 01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:52,910 Our final point, when you open 4355 01:47:52,910 --> 01:47:54,520 up your box, what should you 4356 01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:55,200 not do? 4357 01:47:55,260 --> 01:47:56,080 What do you have to be careful 4358 01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:56,960 of so you don't blow yourself 4359 01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:57,690 up and you don't blow the 4360 01:47:57,690 --> 01:47:58,260 machine up? 4361 01:47:58,260 --> 01:47:58,320 Right. 4362 01:47:59,000 --> 01:47:59,860 A couple, again, the most 4363 01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:01,080 important thing. 4364 01:48:01,180 --> 01:48:02,340 You're not a terrorist, are you? 4365 01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:02,800 No, I'm not. 4366 01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:04,360 Is ground yourself first. 4367 01:48:04,840 --> 01:48:05,740 Touch some metal here. 4368 01:48:05,960 --> 01:48:07,160 And if you're going to get in 4369 01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:08,200 there with a screwdriver and a 4370 01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:09,080 pair of pliers. 4371 01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:10,650 Make sure the thing's turned 4372 01:48:10,650 --> 01:48:11,080 off. 4373 01:48:11,440 --> 01:48:12,520 Yeah, turn it off. 4374 01:48:12,980 --> 01:48:13,790 And when you drop one of those 4375 01:48:13,790 --> 01:48:15,020 little screws in there. 4376 01:48:15,260 --> 01:48:16,000 You go get it. 4377 01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:17,180 Before you turn it on. 4378 01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:17,960 Because you could short out the 4379 01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:18,400 whole thing. 4380 01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:19,670 It'll probably be sitting right 4381 01:48:19,670 --> 01:48:20,810 against your most expensive 4382 01:48:20,810 --> 01:48:21,200 chip. 4383 01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:22,000 Dan, thanks a lot. 4384 01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:22,540 All right. 4385 01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:23,810 Sometimes the best source of 4386 01:48:23,810 --> 01:48:25,080 help for solving a computer 4387 01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:26,280 problem is going online. 4388 01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:27,360 Odds are... 4389 01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:29,040 Dan Milker is a great guest. 4390 01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:31,370 Is it a template for how guests 4391 01:48:31,370 --> 01:48:32,420 should be? 4392 01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:34,180 Somebody else has had the same 4393 01:48:34,180 --> 01:48:35,460 problem you have. 4394 01:48:35,660 --> 01:48:36,870 And there's probably a message 4395 01:48:36,870 --> 01:48:38,160 posted somewhere that will 4396 01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:39,220 solve your problem. 4397 01:48:39,620 --> 01:48:41,130 Giles has some advice on how to 4398 01:48:41,130 --> 01:48:42,220 find help online. 4399 01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:43,740 Thanks, Stuart. 4400 01:48:43,820 --> 01:48:44,910 If you're having trouble with a 4401 01:48:44,910 --> 01:48:46,010 specific piece of software or 4402 01:48:46,010 --> 01:48:47,240 hardware, one of the best ways 4403 01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:48,300 to go about finding information 4404 01:48:48,300 --> 01:48:49,400 about troubleshooting it is to 4405 01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,320 go straight to the source. 4406 01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:51,820 A lot of the online services I 4407 01:48:51,820 --> 01:48:53,380 happen to be on America Online 4408 01:48:53,380 --> 01:48:55,020 right now, vendors maintain 4409 01:48:55,020 --> 01:48:55,860 forums where you can get 4410 01:48:55,860 --> 01:48:56,720 information about their 4411 01:48:56,720 --> 01:48:57,240 products. 4412 01:48:57,500 --> 01:48:58,520 And in many cases, they'll have 4413 01:48:58,520 --> 01:48:59,710 already experienced the problem 4414 01:48:59,710 --> 01:49:00,720 you're talking about. 4415 01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:01,470 And they'll tell you how to 4416 01:49:01,470 --> 01:49:02,440 solve it right there online. 4417 01:49:03,000 --> 01:49:03,500 Now, if you want to go out on 4418 01:49:03,500 --> 01:49:04,580 the web, you can find those 4419 01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:05,760 companies there as well. 4420 01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:06,860 But in many cases, these are 4421 01:49:06,860 --> 01:49:08,010 problems you're going to have 4422 01:49:08,010 --> 01:49:09,220 to look to other users to help 4423 01:49:09,220 --> 01:49:10,020 find answers for. 4424 01:49:10,460 --> 01:49:11,310 In this case, I'm going to a 4425 01:49:11,310 --> 01:49:12,630 good page here called Doc's 4426 01:49:12,630 --> 01:49:13,440 Tech Notes. 4427 01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,010 And Doc here has sort of 4428 01:49:15,010 --> 01:49:17,080 maintained a list of all sorts 4429 01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,560 of links to sources of 4430 01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:19,580 information 4431 01:49:19,580 --> 01:49:20,580 about troubleshooting Windows 4432 01:49:20,580 --> 01:49:21,340 and Windows 95. 4433 01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:22,390 He's also got nice little 4434 01:49:22,390 --> 01:49:23,660 descriptive sentences about 4435 01:49:23,660 --> 01:49:24,880 each of the pages as well. 4436 01:49:25,460 --> 01:49:26,400 Now, if you're a Mac user, you'll 4437 01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:27,920 want to go to the Complete Conflict 4438 01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:28,740 Compendium. 4439 01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,190 This has just started recently, 4440 01:49:30,190 --> 01:49:31,530 but they're quickly building a 4441 01:49:31,530 --> 01:49:32,900 database of all the different 4442 01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,810 types of conflicts that can 4443 01:49:33,810 --> 01:49:34,670 happen between different 4444 01:49:34,670 --> 01:49:35,740 programs and how to solve it. 4445 01:49:35,740 --> 01:49:37,040 Now, last but not least, your 4446 01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:38,390 computer may be working fine, 4447 01:49:38,390 --> 01:49:39,540 but you're having trouble 4448 01:49:39,540 --> 01:49:40,810 with the Internet, whether it's 4449 01:49:40,810 --> 01:49:41,860 understanding an idea. 4450 01:49:41,980 --> 01:49:44,300 Look at that myriad matrix of 4451 01:49:44,300 --> 01:49:45,580 North America. 4452 01:49:47,020 --> 01:49:48,000 Everything connected. 4453 01:49:48,340 --> 01:49:49,380 Internet help desk. 4454 01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:51,480 The truly amazing thing about 4455 01:49:51,480 --> 01:49:53,250 the Internet is that it is 4456 01:49:53,250 --> 01:49:55,900 immense and largely unregulated. 4457 01:49:59,020 --> 01:50:01,740 The truly awful thing about the 4458 01:50:01,740 --> 01:50:03,520 Internet is that it is immense 4459 01:50:03,520 --> 01:50:05,760 and largely unregulated. 4460 01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:08,880 You may find that your service 4461 01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:12,460 provider or local administrator 4462 01:50:12,460 --> 01:50:15,360 is unwilling to or unable to 4463 01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:17,700 troubleshoot an email or 4464 01:50:17,700 --> 01:50:19,320 network related problem. 4465 01:50:19,820 --> 01:50:21,730 You may also find that even 4466 01:50:21,730 --> 01:50:22,790 deciphering symptoms can be 4467 01:50:22,790 --> 01:50:23,620 difficult. 4468 01:50:23,620 --> 01:50:25,670 Use these little links to 4469 01:50:25,670 --> 01:50:28,020 troubleshoot your email and 4470 01:50:28,020 --> 01:50:29,990 network slash internet 4471 01:50:29,990 --> 01:50:31,480 connections. 4472 01:50:32,420 --> 01:50:34,250 Whenever possible, several 4473 01:50:34,250 --> 01:50:36,780 links are offered in case of 4474 01:50:36,780 --> 01:50:39,290 system overload or network 4475 01:50:39,290 --> 01:50:40,560 problems. 4476 01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:43,050 Or it's a specific problem with 4477 01:50:43,050 --> 01:50:44,580 a piece of client software. 4478 01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:45,860 They'll come to the Internet 4479 01:50:45,860 --> 01:50:47,230 help desk, and then you'll see 4480 01:50:47,230 --> 01:50:48,640 there are different areas, 4481 01:50:48,740 --> 01:50:49,960 email connectivity, Internet 4482 01:50:49,960 --> 01:50:51,020 network connectivity. 4483 01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:51,600 I'll go to that. 4484 01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:53,040 And you will find answers, 4485 01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:54,360 probable causes for your 4486 01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:56,220 problems, and ways to solve it. 4487 01:50:56,220 --> 01:50:57,150 If you've got a question about 4488 01:50:57,150 --> 01:50:58,180 the Internet, this is the place 4489 01:50:58,180 --> 01:50:58,940 to start looking. 4490 01:50:59,620 --> 01:51:00,730 Now, time for our weekly 4491 01:51:00,730 --> 01:51:01,940 summary of what's new in the 4492 01:51:01,940 --> 01:51:03,500 field of personal computing. 4493 01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:04,490 Here's this week's Random 4494 01:51:04,490 --> 01:51:04,940 Access. 4495 01:51:05,360 --> 01:51:05,800 Energy. 4496 01:51:06,040 --> 01:51:06,600 Random Access. 4497 01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:07,790 In the Random Access file this 4498 01:51:07,790 --> 01:51:08,970 week, another security flaw 4499 01:51:08,970 --> 01:51:10,280 found in Netscape's Navigator 4500 01:51:10,280 --> 01:51:11,140 web browser. 4501 01:51:11,440 --> 01:51:12,800 A Princeton University team 4502 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:14,180 says the flaw could allow 4503 01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:16,040 programmers to create websites 4504 01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:17,540 that would be able to destroy 4505 01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:19,170 or steal data from visiting 4506 01:51:19,170 --> 01:51:19,780 users. 4507 01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:21,070 Netscape is working to 4508 01:51:21,070 --> 01:51:22,540 eliminate the problem. 4509 01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:24,230 And there's another new search 4510 01:51:24,230 --> 01:51:25,260 engine online. 4511 01:51:25,260 --> 01:51:25,480 Hotbot. 4512 01:51:25,540 --> 01:51:27,000 Wired Magazine and Inktoomey 4513 01:51:27,000 --> 01:51:28,180 have joined together to 4514 01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:29,340 introduce Hotbot. 4515 01:51:29,340 --> 01:51:30,860 The search service claims to 4516 01:51:30,860 --> 01:51:32,750 search every last one of the 50 4517 01:51:32,750 --> 01:51:34,620 million web pages in existence. 4518 01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:36,470 Unlike other indexes which use 4519 01:51:36,470 --> 01:51:38,000 a single large computer, 4520 01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:39,480 Inktoomey technology uses 4521 01:51:39,480 --> 01:51:40,900 several smaller machines 4522 01:51:40,900 --> 01:51:42,260 networked together. 4523 01:51:42,820 --> 01:51:43,620 At the spring consumer 4524 01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:45,010 electronics show, TV 4525 01:51:45,010 --> 01:51:46,550 manufacturer Curtis Mathis 4526 01:51:46,550 --> 01:51:48,130 demonstrated its new Uniview 4527 01:51:48,130 --> 01:51:49,040 technology. 4528 01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:50,180 Look at that. 4529 01:51:50,360 --> 01:51:51,420 One-two Uniview. 4530 01:51:52,060 --> 01:51:53,240 Massive fucking sovereign with 4531 01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,680 a cherry in the middle. 4532 01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:57,600 A bit of platinum inside that 4533 01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,960 gold ensconcement. 4534 01:52:00,420 --> 01:52:02,320 ...to provide internet access 4535 01:52:02,320 --> 01:52:03,760 through your TV set. 4536 01:52:04,100 --> 01:52:05,310 You will also be able to send 4537 01:52:05,310 --> 01:52:06,900 faxes and swipe your credit 4538 01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:07,440 card. 4539 01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:07,900 Wow. 4540 01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:09,580 He looks like George Morrow. 4541 01:52:09,760 --> 01:52:10,960 ...through the unit for... 4542 01:52:10,960 --> 01:52:14,680 ...and Curtis Maher. 4543 01:52:15,340 --> 01:52:16,510 You won't get these fellas 4544 01:52:16,510 --> 01:52:18,360 doing the demonstrations 4545 01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:19,240 anymore. 4546 01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:21,620 He's been focused. 4547 01:52:21,740 --> 01:52:23,550 His type, our ilk, has been 4548 01:52:23,550 --> 01:52:25,770 focused, grouped into oblivion, 4549 01:52:25,770 --> 01:52:27,860 into the back room nowadays. 4550 01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:30,430 And you saw that from, say, any 4551 01:52:30,430 --> 01:52:32,860 Google, I.O. or tech event. 4552 01:52:33,020 --> 01:52:33,700 Home shopping. 4553 01:52:34,440 --> 01:52:35,380 At the Electronic Entertainment 4554 01:52:35,380 --> 01:52:36,700 Expo, Sega introduced an 4555 01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:38,360 internet peripheral... 4556 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:39,180 Sega. 4557 01:52:39,180 --> 01:52:40,780 ...to connect to its Saturn 4558 01:52:40,780 --> 01:52:42,320 game machine called NetLink. 4559 01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:44,280 The device will cost about $200. 4560 01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:47,150 We're going to be bringing a 4561 01:52:47,150 --> 01:52:49,800 lot of product onto the NetLink. 4562 01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:50,820 A lot of product. 4563 01:52:50,820 --> 01:52:52,080 ...to play against one another. 4564 01:52:52,640 --> 01:52:54,000 We got so much product. 4565 01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:55,040 Really, we're all... 4566 01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:56,090 I think, is that in Japan or 4567 01:52:56,090 --> 01:52:56,720 something? 4568 01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:58,650 ...all just amateurs of the 4569 01:52:58,650 --> 01:53:00,190 kind of gameplay we can do on 4570 01:53:00,190 --> 01:53:01,220 the internet. 4571 01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:03,480 Bandai Digital has an... 4572 01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:04,660 What's the fucking state of 4573 01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:05,320 that, man? 4574 01:53:05,400 --> 01:53:06,460 Bandai's console. 4575 01:53:07,320 --> 01:53:07,780 Banana. 4576 01:53:08,780 --> 01:53:10,020 Looks like a Dreamcast. 4577 01:53:10,020 --> 01:53:12,350 ...announced plans to release 4578 01:53:12,350 --> 01:53:14,100 its low-cost multimedia and 4579 01:53:14,100 --> 01:53:16,200 internet information appliance 4580 01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:17,260 in September. 4581 01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:18,520 Based on Apple Pippin 4582 01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:20,270 technology, the unit will be 4583 01:53:20,270 --> 01:53:21,880 called At World and sell for 4584 01:53:21,880 --> 01:53:23,160 about $600. 4585 01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:25,220 And cyber media is taking your 4586 01:53:25,220 --> 01:53:27,290 computer on the net to upgrade 4587 01:53:27,290 --> 01:53:28,620 your software. 4588 01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:30,560 The new service is called Oil 4589 01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:31,360 Change. 4590 01:53:31,660 --> 01:53:33,040 That's it for this week's news. 4591 01:53:33,180 --> 01:53:34,000 Back to you, Stuart. 4592 01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:35,320 Now... 4593 01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:35,720 All right. 4594 01:53:35,820 --> 01:53:36,940 Now my pick of the week. 4595 01:53:36,940 --> 01:53:38,180 For my pick of the week. 4596 01:53:38,740 --> 01:53:40,100 PDAs have gotten a kind of bad 4597 01:53:40,100 --> 01:53:41,480 name after the high promises 4598 01:53:41,480 --> 01:53:42,960 made for the Apple Newton and 4599 01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:43,930 then its disappointing 4600 01:53:43,930 --> 01:53:44,660 performance. 4601 01:53:45,180 --> 01:53:45,300 Eat up, Martha. 4602 01:53:45,300 --> 01:53:46,550 The problem with the original 4603 01:53:46,550 --> 01:53:47,800 Newton was high-cost, small 4604 01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:49,150 memory, and funny handwriting 4605 01:53:49,150 --> 01:53:49,900 recognition. 4606 01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:51,420 Eat up, Martha. 4607 01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:52,860 Casio tried the PDA game with 4608 01:53:52,860 --> 01:53:54,700 the Zoomer, but that was a flop. 4609 01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:55,800 Sony has its... 4610 01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:57,320 They had Zoomers from the 4611 01:53:57,320 --> 01:53:58,320 fucking future. 4612 01:53:58,920 --> 01:54:01,230 They got a Zoomer to come back 4613 01:54:01,230 --> 01:54:03,760 in time and try the Newton. 4614 01:54:04,100 --> 01:54:04,460 ...ognition. 4615 01:54:04,460 --> 01:54:04,500 ...ognition. 4616 01:54:05,380 --> 01:54:06,750 The problem with the original 4617 01:54:06,750 --> 01:54:08,120 Newton was high-cost, small 4618 01:54:08,120 --> 01:54:09,610 memory, and funny handwriting 4619 01:54:09,610 --> 01:54:10,500 recognition. 4620 01:54:11,060 --> 01:54:12,180 Casio tried the PDA game with 4621 01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:14,220 the Zoomer, but that was a flop. 4622 01:54:14,580 --> 01:54:15,780 Sony has its Magic Link, which 4623 01:54:15,780 --> 01:54:17,350 is a nice piece of technology, 4624 01:54:17,350 --> 01:54:18,850 but it's big and bulky and used 4625 01:54:18,850 --> 01:54:19,740 to cost a lot. 4626 01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:21,450 My favorite handheld device has 4627 01:54:21,450 --> 01:54:22,820 been the Sharp Wizard. 4628 01:54:23,540 --> 01:54:24,300 He said it. 4629 01:54:24,440 --> 01:54:25,400 He said the thing. 4630 01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:34,160 He loves a good handheld device. 4631 01:54:34,160 --> 01:54:35,730 My favorite handheld device has 4632 01:54:35,730 --> 01:54:37,020 been the Sharp Wizard. 4633 01:54:37,020 --> 01:54:38,800 Well put together, functional 4634 01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:40,360 and a real business tool. 4635 01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:41,840 But I think perhaps the best 4636 01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:43,390 version of a PDA has just come 4637 01:54:43,390 --> 01:54:44,840 out from Hewlett Packard 4638 01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:46,940 called the Omnigo 100 Personal 4639 01:54:46,940 --> 01:54:48,040 Organizer Plus. 4640 01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:49,040 This little thing. 4641 01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:53,390 I had this little baby, the Omnigo 4642 01:54:53,390 --> 01:54:54,500 Power Plus. 4643 01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:56,140 It's come out from Hewlett Packard 4644 01:54:56,140 --> 01:54:57,990 called the Omnigo 100 Personal 4645 01:54:57,990 --> 01:54:59,060 Organizer Plus. 4646 01:54:59,060 --> 01:55:00,810 This little thing is an almost 4647 01:55:00,810 --> 01:55:02,180 perfect combination of the 4648 01:55:02,180 --> 01:55:03,600 Newton and the Wizard. 4649 01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:05,110 It's really small, it has a 4650 01:55:05,110 --> 01:55:06,710 keyboard, but it also has an 4651 01:55:06,710 --> 01:55:08,560 electronic notepad that uses a 4652 01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,420 handwriting recognition system 4653 01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:11,560 called Graffiti. 4654 01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:12,560 Spend... 4655 01:55:12,560 --> 01:55:13,560 Tony says $700. 4656 01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:15,340 Do we have any takers on that? 4657 01:55:15,340 --> 01:55:17,880 I think he's going to go $500. 4658 01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:20,440 I think $7 is too much for that. 4659 01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:22,940 But then again, that additional 4660 01:55:22,940 --> 01:55:25,430 thing for the Saturn, the Sega, 4661 01:55:25,430 --> 01:55:28,000 the net add-on was $200. 4662 01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:29,540 Something like this. 4663 01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:30,540 Yeah, I think $500. 4664 01:55:30,540 --> 01:55:32,540 I'm low balling. 4665 01:55:32,540 --> 01:55:33,540 Over a grand. 4666 01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:33,540 It's Quib 899. 4667 01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:37,710 Everyone going a lot higher 4668 01:55:37,710 --> 01:55:42,640 than the initial $500. 4669 01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:44,640 The initial $700. 4670 01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:45,640 We're going to go. 4671 01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:47,100 We're going to go with this. 4672 01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:48,100 We're going to go with this. 4673 01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:48,100 We're going to go with this. 4674 01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:49,590 We'll spend about five minutes 4675 01:55:49,590 --> 01:55:50,970 learning how to use it and you 4676 01:55:50,970 --> 01:55:52,070 will get very reliable 4677 01:55:52,070 --> 01:55:52,860 handwriting 4678 01:55:52,860 --> 01:55:53,920 recognition. 4679 01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:55,490 The Omnigo comes complete with 4680 01:55:55,490 --> 01:55:57,060 dozens of practical tools like 4681 01:55:57,060 --> 01:55:58,680 a stopwatch, an alarm, a world 4682 01:55:58,680 --> 01:55:59,020 time 4683 01:55:59,020 --> 01:56:00,830 clock, an HP 12c financial 4684 01:56:00,830 --> 01:56:02,720 calculator, a real full feature 4685 01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:04,660 spreadsheet, and all the usual 4686 01:56:04,660 --> 01:56:06,160 personal organizer tools. 4687 01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:07,660 It's a hard sell. 4688 01:56:07,660 --> 01:56:08,660 It's going to be a big one. 4689 01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:10,160 I think it's going to go over 4690 01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,660 five. 4691 01:56:10,660 --> 01:56:12,360 It's going to go over five 4692 01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:14,570 because they're throwing in all 4693 01:56:14,570 --> 01:56:15,540 this shit. 4694 01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:17,840 A real full feature spreadsheet 4695 01:56:17,840 --> 01:56:19,760 and all the usual personal 4696 01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:21,220 organizer tools. 4697 01:56:21,220 --> 01:56:22,220 Plus it lets you fold. 4698 01:56:22,220 --> 01:56:23,580 Imagine doing a fucking 4699 01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:24,980 spreadsheet on that. 4700 01:56:24,980 --> 01:56:25,980 The size of the screen. 4701 01:56:25,980 --> 01:56:26,980 It's tiny. 4702 01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:28,480 You wouldn't even be able to 4703 01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:29,960 see the cells and the stuff 4704 01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:30,980 that's going in. 4705 01:56:30,980 --> 01:56:33,020 A real full feature spreadsheet 4706 01:56:33,020 --> 01:56:34,690 and all the usual personal 4707 01:56:34,690 --> 01:56:36,060 organizer tools. 4708 01:56:36,060 --> 01:56:37,640 Plus it lets you fold the thing 4709 01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:39,160 so you can use it this way like 4710 01:56:39,160 --> 01:56:40,480 a wizard or fold it this 4711 01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:42,330 way and use it just like a 4712 01:56:42,330 --> 01:56:43,220 Newton. 4713 01:56:43,220 --> 01:56:44,550 Best of all, Omnigo is selling 4714 01:56:44,550 --> 01:56:45,720 for under $350. 4715 01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:46,720 Whoa! 4716 01:56:46,720 --> 01:56:48,190 It is really a cool little 4717 01:56:48,190 --> 01:56:48,840 gadget. 4718 01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:50,740 That is a great price and 4719 01:56:50,740 --> 01:56:52,980 nobody came in with that. 4720 01:56:52,980 --> 01:56:55,260 We all overshot everybody. 4721 01:56:55,260 --> 01:56:57,120 Shocking stuff. 4722 01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:59,560 I don't think anybody went 4723 01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,040 under three. 4724 01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:04,650 Saturday said free as a joke 4725 01:57:04,650 --> 01:57:05,960 price. 4726 01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:06,960 But no, I'm scanning through. 4727 01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:08,370 I'm looking back through the 4728 01:57:08,370 --> 01:57:09,300 comments here. 4729 01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:12,040 It's actually gone below $400. 4730 01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:14,040 Maybe a $399. 4731 01:57:14,040 --> 01:57:15,540 No, not even a $399. 4732 01:57:15,540 --> 01:57:16,540 No. 4733 01:57:16,540 --> 01:57:19,540 Yeah, there was one $399. 4734 01:57:19,540 --> 01:57:20,540 Yeah. 4735 01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:20,940 No. 4736 01:57:20,940 --> 01:57:21,740 Yeah. 4737 01:57:21,740 --> 01:57:22,340 Gobbles. 4738 01:57:22,340 --> 01:57:22,940 $399. 4739 01:57:22,940 --> 01:57:24,540 Still not enough. 4740 01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:25,040 Not enough. 4741 01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:26,190 That's it for this week's 4742 01:57:26,190 --> 01:57:27,400 Computer Chronicles. 4743 01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:28,710 We'll be back here again next 4744 01:57:28,710 --> 01:57:30,080 week with another half hour of 4745 01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:31,600 the latest in personal computer 4746 01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:32,240 technology. 4747 01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:32,880 Love it. 4748 01:57:32,880 --> 01:57:33,500 I'm Stuart Chaffee. 4749 01:57:33,500 --> 01:57:34,940 We'll see you here next time. 4750 01:57:34,940 --> 01:57:36,400 You are Stuart Chaffee. 4751 01:57:37,780 --> 01:57:39,190 The Computer Chronicles is made 4752 01:57:39,190 --> 01:57:40,520 possible in part by... 4753 01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:42,780 And that's it. 4754 01:57:43,220 --> 01:57:44,620 An abrupt ending. 4755 01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:46,520 Hate that when they fucking 4756 01:57:46,520 --> 01:57:48,830 leave us like that without the 4757 01:57:48,830 --> 01:57:50,980 significant outro theme tune. 4758 01:57:53,520 --> 01:57:54,990 I mean I want to go into Net 4759 01:57:54,990 --> 01:57:57,260 Cafe half an hour and just get... 4760 01:57:57,260 --> 01:57:58,260 But then the was... 4761 01:57:58,260 --> 01:58:01,020 The was is in a suggested video. 4762 01:58:01,760 --> 01:58:02,810 Maybe a quick look and see what 4763 01:58:02,810 --> 01:58:04,380 the was is up to in this. 4764 01:58:06,260 --> 01:58:07,800 And that's really loud. 4765 01:58:07,800 --> 01:58:08,800 Apologies about that. 4766 01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:14,300 Okay. 4767 01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:15,200 First. 4768 01:58:15,860 --> 01:58:16,360 Wow. 4769 01:58:17,300 --> 01:58:18,200 What year is this? 4770 01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:19,280 Trying to get my cheat sheet 4771 01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:19,600 out. 4772 01:58:19,900 --> 01:58:20,800 It's handheld. 4773 01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:21,720 It's alright everyone find it 4774 01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:22,060 buddy. 4775 01:58:22,060 --> 01:58:22,860 Punched cards. 4776 01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:24,920 The cheat sheet's on paper. 4777 01:58:25,420 --> 01:58:25,920 Okay. 4778 01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:27,220 The cheat... 4779 01:58:27,220 --> 01:58:28,020 The cheat sheet. 4780 01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:29,020 Or the cheat sheet. 4781 01:58:29,760 --> 01:58:30,660 I thought she said the cheat 4782 01:58:30,660 --> 01:58:31,920 sheet's on paper. 4783 01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:33,180 I thought cheat sheet was some 4784 01:58:33,180 --> 01:58:34,330 sort of drug that they'd all 4785 01:58:34,330 --> 01:58:35,600 taken before the... 4786 01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:37,900 Before the director said action. 4787 01:58:38,440 --> 01:58:39,340 They're all... 4788 01:58:39,340 --> 01:58:41,060 Hacked up on cheat sheet dust. 4789 01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:42,600 That the was had managed to 4790 01:58:42,600 --> 01:58:44,100 bring into the... 4791 01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:44,860 The atmosphere. 4792 01:58:45,860 --> 01:58:46,840 Alright everyone find it buddy. 4793 01:58:46,840 --> 01:58:47,460 Punched cards. 4794 01:58:48,540 --> 01:58:49,640 The cheat sheet's on paper. 4795 01:58:50,260 --> 01:58:50,540 Okay. 4796 01:58:51,160 --> 01:58:52,560 Someone had a... 4797 01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:53,890 A smattering of cheat sheet on 4798 01:58:53,890 --> 01:58:55,130 some paper and they were all 4799 01:58:55,130 --> 01:58:55,900 doing... 4800 01:58:56,660 --> 01:58:57,100 Bits... 4801 01:58:57,100 --> 01:58:58,020 They were all doing locks of 4802 01:58:58,020 --> 01:58:59,060 cheat sheet before... 4803 01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:00,460 Hitting the scene. 4804 01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:03,380 There's a lot of enthusiasm. 4805 01:59:03,860 --> 01:59:04,480 By the way. 4806 01:59:04,860 --> 01:59:06,060 What about the enthusiasm in 4807 01:59:06,060 --> 01:59:07,000 that last episode? 4808 01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:08,970 I thought Stu really brought it 4809 01:59:08,970 --> 01:59:10,000 to the table. 4810 01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:11,240 His enunciation. 4811 01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,200 His fucking enthusiasm. 4812 01:59:13,460 --> 01:59:14,100 Second to none. 4813 01:59:15,100 --> 01:59:15,420 Yes. 4814 01:59:15,700 --> 01:59:16,220 That's pretty. 4815 01:59:18,300 --> 01:59:19,270 So this area here is our first 4816 01:59:19,270 --> 01:59:20,240 stop. 4817 01:59:20,420 --> 01:59:21,120 So let y'all stop here. 4818 01:59:24,560 --> 01:59:26,060 Smashed on Chi Chi. 4819 01:59:27,800 --> 01:59:29,780 He looks Chi Chi'd out of it. 4820 01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:30,400 Does the was. 4821 01:59:30,720 --> 01:59:32,540 I think that definitely was Chi 4822 01:59:32,540 --> 01:59:33,760 Chi in the studio. 4823 01:59:34,760 --> 01:59:36,160 That wasn't cheat sheet. 4824 01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:38,000 Because that's the face of 4825 01:59:38,000 --> 01:59:40,120 someone who's gone full Chi Chi 4826 01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:40,780 mode. 4827 01:59:42,780 --> 01:59:43,020 Okay. 4828 01:59:43,120 --> 01:59:43,440 In here. 4829 01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:44,470 Of course we've got the early 4830 01:59:44,470 --> 01:59:45,580 abacus machines that everyone 4831 01:59:45,580 --> 01:59:46,300 understands. 4832 01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:47,740 But it's important to us. 4833 01:59:47,920 --> 01:59:50,440 And that is a Sony PD150. 4834 01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:51,700 No it's not. 4835 01:59:52,580 --> 01:59:53,860 It might be a JVC. 4836 01:59:54,740 --> 01:59:55,620 It's mini DV. 4837 01:59:57,920 --> 01:59:58,420 The people. 4838 01:59:58,920 --> 01:59:59,680 Maybe it's not. 4839 01:59:59,780 --> 02:00:00,880 Maybe this is more contemporary. 4840 02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:01,810 But look at the state of the 4841 02:00:01,810 --> 02:00:02,280 quality. 4842 02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:03,120 It's not even fucking. 4843 02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:04,340 It's 480p. 4844 02:00:05,340 --> 02:00:06,600 We actually sat down. 4845 02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:08,280 And we're extremely skilled. 4846 02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:09,580 And of course you see the guys 4847 02:00:09,580 --> 02:00:11,050 on TVs that can beat calculators 4848 02:00:11,050 --> 02:00:11,940 with abacuses. 4849 02:00:12,440 --> 02:00:12,440 So. 4850 02:00:12,780 --> 02:00:14,980 It's an X1000 Jake. 4851 02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:15,360 You know. 4852 02:00:15,620 --> 02:00:16,410 That's always been a part of 4853 02:00:16,410 --> 02:00:17,060 this museum. 4854 02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:17,910 It's not one of the things I'm 4855 02:00:17,910 --> 02:00:19,040 talking personally about today. 4856 02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:22,760 And that's a Zoom H1. 4857 02:00:23,020 --> 02:00:24,100 Very cheap stuff. 4858 02:00:24,240 --> 02:00:24,720 I had one. 4859 02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:26,820 Very cheap stuff. 4860 02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:29,380 And I don't know what these 4861 02:00:29,380 --> 02:00:30,080 guys are. 4862 02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:31,690 Just using point and shoot 4863 02:00:31,690 --> 02:00:33,540 digital cameras that people are 4864 02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:35,560 interested in buying nowadays 4865 02:00:35,560 --> 02:00:37,160 for that authentic old school 4866 02:00:37,160 --> 02:00:37,760 look. 4867 02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:40,180 But then again you've got a Rode 4868 02:00:40,180 --> 02:00:41,930 VideoMic Pro on top of a 4869 02:00:41,930 --> 02:00:44,840 fucking DSLR maybe or something. 4870 02:00:44,980 --> 02:00:46,800 So what year are we even in? 4871 02:00:46,840 --> 02:00:47,690 It's hard to tell when 4872 02:00:47,690 --> 02:00:48,940 something's 480p. 4873 02:00:49,300 --> 02:00:50,560 We don't know what this is. 4874 02:00:51,680 --> 02:00:53,040 This area will feature calculators 4875 02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:55,620 from more than 2,000 years 4876 02:00:55,620 --> 02:00:56,340 total. 4877 02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:59,340 From slide rules through early 4878 02:00:59,340 --> 02:01:00,970 attempts at doing Napier's 4879 02:01:00,970 --> 02:01:01,580 bones. 4880 02:01:01,840 --> 02:01:02,760 Things like the Pascaline. 4881 02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:05,150 And mechanical calculators like 4882 02:01:05,150 --> 02:01:06,480 the Curta here. 4883 02:01:07,100 --> 02:01:08,600 Some of these devices too. 4884 02:01:08,740 --> 02:01:10,240 I mean they've figured out ways 4885 02:01:10,240 --> 02:01:11,550 that you can actually put 4886 02:01:11,550 --> 02:01:13,130 things around and do calculus 4887 02:01:13,130 --> 02:01:14,440 on physical devices. 4888 02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:15,540 Calculus. 4889 02:01:15,540 --> 02:01:17,800 These are really historic. 4890 02:01:19,100 --> 02:01:20,800 Historic medieval calculus boys 4891 02:01:20,800 --> 02:01:22,320 using abacai. 4892 02:01:23,780 --> 02:01:24,320 Beads. 4893 02:01:25,140 --> 02:01:25,580 Items. 4894 02:01:25,580 --> 02:01:27,710 Counting using beans, beads and 4895 02:01:27,710 --> 02:01:28,380 seeds. 4896 02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:29,740 On a desk. 4897 02:01:30,740 --> 02:01:31,860 And you can see a wonderful 4898 02:01:31,860 --> 02:01:34,240 graphic of a table abacus. 4899 02:01:34,900 --> 02:01:36,500 I believe that's from England. 4900 02:01:36,980 --> 02:01:40,440 Yeah I'd say what 1546? 4901 02:01:41,500 --> 02:01:42,820 The 1300s. 4902 02:01:43,820 --> 02:01:44,420 1300s. 4903 02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:50,080 You can hear a bit of fucking 4904 02:01:50,080 --> 02:01:52,340 chi chi. 4905 02:01:52,480 --> 02:01:53,540 Someone's on the chi chi dust 4906 02:01:53,540 --> 02:01:53,960 there. 4907 02:01:54,100 --> 02:01:55,080 Just as we move through to the 4908 02:01:55,080 --> 02:01:55,600 next bit. 4909 02:01:55,880 --> 02:01:57,960 It's very fast this movement. 4910 02:01:58,380 --> 02:01:59,220 Listen to the... 4911 02:01:59,220 --> 02:02:00,260 Someone sniffs. 4912 02:02:01,720 --> 02:02:02,980 Might not be loud enough for 4913 02:02:02,980 --> 02:02:03,800 you to hear it. 4914 02:02:03,800 --> 02:02:05,040 Can you go down this way? 4915 02:02:05,040 --> 02:02:05,980 Watch the part here. 4916 02:02:05,980 --> 02:02:06,300 Yeah. 4917 02:02:10,300 --> 02:02:10,740 Whoa. 4918 02:02:10,980 --> 02:02:11,440 Be careful. 4919 02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:12,910 It's so beautiful you can't see 4920 02:02:12,910 --> 02:02:13,660 the stairs. 4921 02:02:16,180 --> 02:02:17,980 This is the Hollerith machine. 4922 02:02:17,980 --> 02:02:18,480 Right. 4923 02:02:18,480 --> 02:02:20,180 It's used to do the 1890 census. 4924 02:02:20,180 --> 02:02:22,020 And one of the most important 4925 02:02:22,020 --> 02:02:22,900 machines. 4926 02:02:22,900 --> 02:02:24,980 It really introduced automatic 4927 02:02:24,980 --> 02:02:27,400 counting basically to the world. 4928 02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:28,920 This is used in the 1890 census. 4929 02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:30,620 It counted 60 million people 4930 02:02:30,620 --> 02:02:32,130 and was actually the winner of 4931 02:02:32,130 --> 02:02:33,720 a government contest to find a 4932 02:02:33,720 --> 02:02:34,760 way to mechanize the census. 4933 02:02:35,340 --> 02:02:36,340 Because you have to do it every 4934 02:02:36,340 --> 02:02:36,920 10 years. 4935 02:02:37,020 --> 02:02:37,560 And the first... 4936 02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:39,430 And the 1880 census had taken 4937 02:02:39,430 --> 02:02:40,220 seven years. 4938 02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:42,020 So the 1890 census would have 4939 02:02:42,020 --> 02:02:43,170 taken more than 10 4940 02:02:43,170 --> 02:02:44,620 constitutional crisis, big 4941 02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:45,980 problems, and the winner. 4942 02:02:46,220 --> 02:02:47,140 And of course the Hollerith 4943 02:02:47,140 --> 02:02:48,000 company... 4944 02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:49,640 I like the Waz's shoes. 4945 02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:50,200 Are we... 4946 02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:51,440 Are we reading this? 4947 02:02:52,140 --> 02:02:52,780 Are we reading? 4948 02:02:53,700 --> 02:02:54,720 I'm using the Royal Wheel. 4949 02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:56,180 The 1890 census had taken seven 4950 02:02:56,180 --> 02:02:56,560 years. 4951 02:02:56,560 --> 02:02:58,150 So the 1890 census would have 4952 02:02:58,150 --> 02:02:58,780 taken more than 10 4953 02:02:58,780 --> 02:02:59,880 constitutional... 4954 02:02:59,880 --> 02:03:01,300 That's fantastic stuff. 4955 02:03:03,140 --> 02:03:04,320 Maybe I have to call the uncle. 4956 02:03:04,420 --> 02:03:05,180 Hopefully we have him. 4957 02:03:05,720 --> 02:03:06,060 Tom. 4958 02:03:06,460 --> 02:03:07,320 Hello line four. 4959 02:03:09,860 --> 02:03:10,460 Are you getting on? 4960 02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:11,000 What's the story? 4961 02:03:12,380 --> 02:03:12,960 Are you tuning? 4962 02:03:13,020 --> 02:03:14,080 Thanks very much for the stream 4963 02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:14,480 there. 4964 02:03:14,560 --> 02:03:15,960 And thanks very much for being 4965 02:03:15,960 --> 02:03:17,300 on the line there, Tom. 4966 02:03:19,240 --> 02:03:20,300 We've just... 4967 02:03:20,300 --> 02:03:23,520 Stumbled upon a Waz video. 4968 02:03:23,520 --> 02:03:25,450 A Wicked Waz video from the 4969 02:03:25,450 --> 02:03:26,120 past. 4970 02:03:26,560 --> 02:03:27,960 And are you seeing it? 4971 02:03:29,100 --> 02:03:29,990 It's a lovely pair of slip-ons 4972 02:03:29,990 --> 02:03:31,460 that he has there. 4973 02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:32,900 And yep. 4974 02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:34,520 I like the way the pants... 4975 02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:36,150 The pants are draped over those 4976 02:03:36,150 --> 02:03:36,760 as well. 4977 02:03:38,140 --> 02:03:39,160 They look comfortable. 4978 02:03:39,580 --> 02:03:41,020 They also look like they could 4979 02:03:41,020 --> 02:03:42,140 be very... 4980 02:03:42,140 --> 02:03:43,820 They could be casual, but they 4981 02:03:43,820 --> 02:03:45,300 could also operate well in a 4982 02:03:45,300 --> 02:03:46,780 business environment. 4983 02:03:47,120 --> 02:03:48,250 And good grippage on the bottom 4984 02:03:48,250 --> 02:03:49,140 of them as well. 4985 02:03:49,240 --> 02:03:49,960 Play the clip there. 4986 02:03:49,960 --> 02:03:51,280 Institutional crisis, big 4987 02:03:51,280 --> 02:03:52,660 problems, and the winner. 4988 02:03:52,900 --> 02:03:53,410 And of course the Hollerith 4989 02:03:53,410 --> 02:03:54,020 company... 4990 02:03:54,740 --> 02:03:58,220 Sort of Kim Jong-un or Il-esque. 4991 02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:00,480 It is indeed. 4992 02:04:00,620 --> 02:04:01,670 Combined with three others to 4993 02:04:01,670 --> 02:04:02,180 form IBM. 4994 02:04:02,340 --> 02:04:03,160 Thanks, thanks Tom. 4995 02:04:03,660 --> 02:04:04,520 But Steve's gonna talk about a 4996 02:04:04,520 --> 02:04:05,500 couple of machines over here. 4997 02:04:05,500 --> 02:04:06,320 No problem, thanks very much 4998 02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:07,260 everyone. Bye bye. 4999 02:04:14,940 --> 02:04:16,160 And now he tears back that 5000 02:04:16,160 --> 02:04:20,170 stuff, whatever that fab, not 5001 02:04:20,170 --> 02:04:21,870 fabric, this material is, it 5002 02:04:21,870 --> 02:04:23,180 makes a load of noise. 5003 02:04:23,180 --> 02:04:25,100 Now this one goes back a lot. 5004 02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:26,410 Some of these machines predate 5005 02:04:26,410 --> 02:04:27,260 my own time zone. 5006 02:04:27,260 --> 02:04:28,740 But when I started learning how 5007 02:04:28,740 --> 02:04:30,140 to program, I sat down on a key 5008 02:04:30,140 --> 02:04:31,180 punch just like this. 5009 02:04:31,180 --> 02:04:32,730 You type your data in, a card 5010 02:04:32,730 --> 02:04:34,140 would go through and punch 5011 02:04:34,140 --> 02:04:36,340 holes. The data is in the holes. 5012 02:04:36,340 --> 02:04:38,140 It's a computer concept. 5013 02:04:38,140 --> 02:04:40,060 That's a clip, a sound clip we 5014 02:04:40,060 --> 02:04:41,640 need that the data is in the 5015 02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:42,300 holes. 5016 02:04:43,420 --> 02:04:44,540 Needs to be locked off for a 5017 02:04:44,540 --> 02:04:46,540 future sound punch. 5018 02:04:46,540 --> 02:04:48,760 Go through and punch holes. The 5019 02:04:48,760 --> 02:04:50,610 data is in the holes. It's a 5020 02:04:50,610 --> 02:04:52,780 computer. It's a computer 5021 02:04:52,780 --> 02:04:54,540 concept. It's a computer 5022 02:04:54,540 --> 02:04:55,180 concept. 5023 02:04:55,180 --> 02:04:59,180 The data is in the holes. 5024 02:04:59,320 --> 02:05:01,540 The data is in the holes. 5025 02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:03,760 The data is in the holes. 5026 02:05:03,960 --> 02:05:05,920 The data is in the holes. 5027 02:05:06,120 --> 02:05:08,040 The data is in the holes. 5028 02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:10,180 The data is in the holes. 5029 02:05:10,680 --> 02:05:12,540 We might need to get some beat 5030 02:05:12,540 --> 02:05:13,540 for that. 5031 02:05:14,320 --> 02:05:15,190 We've got a generic beat or 5032 02:05:15,190 --> 02:05:15,860 something 5033 02:05:15,860 --> 02:05:18,940 that can just carry us on into 5034 02:05:18,940 --> 02:05:22,280 a deep lo-fi house 5035 02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:24,360 for something there and we can 5036 02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:26,840 get something going on for that. 5037 02:05:27,560 --> 02:05:28,100 Possibly. 5038 02:05:28,340 --> 02:05:29,580 I hope it isn't too fucking 5039 02:05:29,580 --> 02:05:30,360 loud for you. 5040 02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:33,280 Beware. 5041 02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:34,300 Beware, coward. 5042 02:05:38,260 --> 02:05:39,280 It's a bit fast. 5043 02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:40,420 We can slow that down maybe. 5044 02:05:40,420 --> 02:05:42,970 Bring that down to maybe about 5045 02:05:42,970 --> 02:05:44,140 half that. 5046 02:05:45,080 --> 02:05:46,180 Yeah, it's nice though. 5047 02:05:46,540 --> 02:05:47,480 It's getting into that time of 5048 02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:48,220 night again. 5049 02:05:48,220 --> 02:05:50,620 Maybe that's it. 5050 02:06:01,420 --> 02:05:59,300 If only there was a way of 5051 02:05:59,300 --> 02:06:04,580 adding reverb 5052 02:06:04,580 --> 02:06:07,260 onto a browser window. 5053 02:06:07,380 --> 02:06:08,700 But if I added reverb now, it 5054 02:06:08,700 --> 02:06:09,380 would also get... 5055 02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:11,500 Oh yeah, that'll do. 5056 02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:12,060 That'll do. 5057 02:06:12,440 --> 02:06:13,420 Computer concept. 5058 02:06:13,840 --> 02:06:13,960 No. 5059 02:06:15,340 --> 02:06:17,860 And actually the auditory, 5060 02:06:18,060 --> 02:06:19,280 the acoustic inside that 5061 02:06:19,280 --> 02:06:20,940 fucking place where they are 5062 02:06:20,940 --> 02:06:21,960 gives you a bit of reverb. 5063 02:06:25,160 --> 02:06:25,800 Holes. 5064 02:06:25,940 --> 02:06:26,400 It's a... 5065 02:06:26,400 --> 02:06:27,560 You type your data in. 5066 02:06:27,660 --> 02:06:28,890 A card would go through and 5067 02:06:28,890 --> 02:06:29,720 punch holes. 5068 02:06:30,260 --> 02:06:30,660 The... 5069 02:06:30,660 --> 02:06:33,460 The data is in the holes. 5070 02:06:33,580 --> 02:06:37,660 The data is in the holes. 5071 02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:39,880 The data is in the holes. 5072 02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:40,580 It's a... 5073 02:06:40,580 --> 02:06:43,900 The data is in the holes. 5074 02:06:44,080 --> 02:06:45,200 It's a computer concept. 5075 02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:50,280 Wazwave. 5076 02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:52,200 The data is in the holes. 5077 02:06:52,320 --> 02:06:53,440 It's a computer concept. 5078 02:06:58,660 --> 02:07:00,620 The data is in the holes. 5079 02:07:00,780 --> 02:07:01,780 It's a computer concept. 5080 02:07:01,780 --> 02:07:03,200 The data is in the holes. 5081 02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:05,200 It's a computer concept. 5082 02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:07,200 The data is in the holes. 5083 02:07:07,200 --> 02:07:08,200 It's a computer concept. 5084 02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,200 The data is in the holes. 5085 02:07:09,200 --> 02:07:10,200 It's a computer concept. 5086 02:07:10,200 --> 02:07:11,200 The data is in the holes. 5087 02:07:11,200 --> 02:07:13,200 It's a computer concept. 5088 02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:14,200 The data is in the holes. 5089 02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:15,200 It's a computer concept. 5090 02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:15,200 The data is in the holes. 5091 02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:16,200 It's a computer concept. 5092 02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:17,200 The data is in the holes. 5093 02:07:17,200 --> 02:07:18,200 It's a computer concept. 5094 02:07:18,200 --> 02:07:19,200 The data is in the holes. 5095 02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:20,200 It's a computer concept. 5096 02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:21,200 The data is in the holes. 5097 02:07:21,200 --> 02:07:22,200 It's a computer concept. 5098 02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:23,200 The data is in the holes. 5099 02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:24,200 It's a computer concept. 5100 02:07:24,200 --> 02:07:25,200 The data is in the holes. 5101 02:07:25,200 --> 02:07:26,200 It's a computer concept. 5102 02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:27,200 It's a computer concept. 5103 02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:28,200 It's a computer concept. 5104 02:07:28,200 --> 02:07:29,200 The data is in the holes. 5105 02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:30,200 It's a computer concept. 5106 02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:31,200 It's a computer concept. 5107 02:07:31,200 --> 02:07:33,200 It's a computer concept. 5108 02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:45,120 It's a computer concept, not a 5109 02:07:45,120 --> 02:07:52,820 human concept. Human concepts 5110 02:07:52,820 --> 02:07:55,140 are your right words. As you 5111 02:07:55,140 --> 02:07:56,260 walked in the entry to this 5112 02:07:56,260 --> 02:07:58,220 building, you actually walked 5113 02:07:58,220 --> 02:07:59,750 over a floor that had punch 5114 02:07:59,750 --> 02:08:00,880 card layouts. 5115 02:08:00,880 --> 02:08:02,630 They actually have meaningful 5116 02:08:02,630 --> 02:08:04,490 information. I don't know what 5117 02:08:04,490 --> 02:08:06,430 it is, but you can ask somebody. 5118 02:08:06,430 --> 02:08:07,820 My new name card, I have a 5119 02:08:07,820 --> 02:08:09,560 metal name card. For my phone 5120 02:08:09,560 --> 02:08:11,150 number, I actually used the 5121 02:08:11,150 --> 02:08:12,610 Hall Ritz card. It's got 5122 02:08:12,610 --> 02:08:15,550 columns of 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 5123 02:08:15,550 --> 02:08:17,440 7, 8. It's got numbers. I 5124 02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:19,180 actually punch out the numbers 5125 02:08:19,180 --> 02:08:20,970 on my business card. It's sort 5126 02:08:20,970 --> 02:08:23,320 of symbolic of these machines. 5127 02:08:28,560 --> 02:08:30,300 Don't see the reader right here. 5128 02:08:30,300 --> 02:08:31,800 If you need to read it, go into 5129 02:08:31,800 --> 02:08:33,480 a computer. The computer would 5130 02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:35,160 do the printout. You'd get your 5131 02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:36,720 answer back maybe, you know, 5132 02:08:36,720 --> 02:08:37,840 four hours later. 5133 02:08:38,360 --> 02:08:39,320 This one goes back a lot. Some 5134 02:08:39,320 --> 02:08:40,670 of these machines predate my 5135 02:08:40,670 --> 02:08:41,520 own time zone. 5136 02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:42,860 Human concept. 5137 02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:47,120 Your concept. 5138 02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:52,680 Punch holes. The data is in the 5139 02:08:52,680 --> 02:08:53,480 holes. 5140 02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:57,040 The data is in the holes. 5141 02:08:59,520 --> 02:09:00,880 The data is in the hole. 5142 02:09:01,200 --> 02:09:02,380 He's too loud, isn't he? 5143 02:09:04,480 --> 02:09:05,160 We'll leave it. 5144 02:09:05,800 --> 02:09:07,110 We actually need to get out of 5145 02:09:07,110 --> 02:09:09,270 here and Netcafe because we're 5146 02:09:09,270 --> 02:09:11,880 not going to have time for Netcafe. 5147 02:09:11,880 --> 02:09:12,850 We can come back to the Woz 5148 02:09:12,850 --> 02:09:13,280 again. 5149 02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:14,440 We'll put him on the fucking 5150 02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:15,160 back burner. 5151 02:09:16,200 --> 02:09:17,980 Woz. We need to put him into 5152 02:09:17,980 --> 02:09:20,960 the walking through toolbar 5153 02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:22,800 there. 5154 02:09:23,160 --> 02:09:25,090 The Woz bar. So that's that. We 5155 02:09:25,090 --> 02:09:26,140 can click on watched. 5156 02:09:26,140 --> 02:09:27,960 Dara Darmody has furnished us 5157 02:09:27,960 --> 02:09:30,400 with this little watched checkbox. 5158 02:09:31,340 --> 02:09:33,180 We can fuck off out of that. 5159 02:09:33,700 --> 02:09:35,240 Go back to our homepage. 5160 02:09:36,340 --> 02:09:38,280 And Viper Chronicles. It looks 5161 02:09:38,280 --> 02:09:39,720 like I've highlighted that text. 5162 02:09:39,920 --> 02:09:41,080 But it's not. That's a new... 5163 02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:42,440 New... 5164 02:09:42,440 --> 02:09:43,940 Design... 5165 02:09:43,940 --> 02:09:46,720 Choice and decision there by Dara. 5166 02:09:46,940 --> 02:09:48,030 Fergal is tipped. Thank you 5167 02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:48,940 very much, Fergal. 5168 02:09:49,300 --> 02:09:50,830 For the tip there in Captain Sack. 5169 02:09:50,830 --> 02:09:51,780 A while back. 5170 02:09:53,100 --> 02:09:54,880 Straight into it again. Netcafe. 5171 02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:56,060 Boom, boom, boom. 5172 02:09:56,400 --> 02:09:57,710 Trying not to stop as much for 5173 02:09:57,710 --> 02:09:59,700 this because we want it to flow. 5174 02:10:00,060 --> 02:10:01,580 The data is in the holes. 5175 02:10:01,920 --> 02:10:03,380 The salads are ready to go. 5176 02:10:03,820 --> 02:10:05,490 So we can bring Eamon Ryan into 5177 02:10:05,490 --> 02:10:06,640 that as well. 5178 02:10:06,640 --> 02:10:09,630 And do a Steve Wozniak and Eamon 5179 02:10:09,630 --> 02:10:12,500 Ryan Green Party mega mix. 5180 02:10:12,880 --> 02:10:13,800 Amalgamate the two. 5181 02:10:14,260 --> 02:10:15,480 And probably end up with a real 5182 02:10:15,480 --> 02:10:17,150 deep house classic by the end 5183 02:10:17,150 --> 02:10:18,020 of the week. 5184 02:10:18,200 --> 02:10:18,960 Possibly. Maybe. 5185 02:10:19,340 --> 02:10:20,220 Don't want to become Johnny 5186 02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:21,140 Promises again. 5187 02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:22,900 But what we will do is go for 5188 02:10:22,900 --> 02:10:24,120 1999. 5189 02:10:24,120 --> 02:10:25,140 A great year. 5190 02:10:25,660 --> 02:10:27,420 We've seen plenty of these. 5191 02:10:28,580 --> 02:10:29,900 But they're not marked. 5192 02:10:30,320 --> 02:10:31,280 Or is it really that bad to 5193 02:10:31,280 --> 02:10:32,760 fucking see them again? 5194 02:10:32,860 --> 02:10:33,790 I like the way some of the 5195 02:10:33,790 --> 02:10:35,120 thumbnails aren't there and you 5196 02:10:35,120 --> 02:10:36,560 just get this picture of Stu. 5197 02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:40,660 New Age websites. 5198 02:10:41,320 --> 02:10:43,320 Consumer Protection Online. 5199 02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:45,640 Do you know? 5200 02:10:46,000 --> 02:10:47,500 You gotta get that base. 5201 02:10:47,700 --> 02:10:48,760 A piece of meat. 5202 02:10:49,400 --> 02:10:50,640 A piece of meat. 5203 02:10:53,800 --> 02:10:54,960 Thank you very much. 5204 02:10:55,480 --> 02:10:56,140 Anaconda G. 5205 02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:58,520 For that tip. 5206 02:11:00,320 --> 02:11:02,400 And the Webby Awards. 5207 02:11:04,140 --> 02:11:05,220 At the height of the dot com 5208 02:11:05,220 --> 02:11:06,120 boom. 5209 02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:08,050 Web creators were recognized as 5210 02:11:08,050 --> 02:11:09,920 an annual gala event called the 5211 02:11:09,920 --> 02:11:10,980 Webby Awards. 5212 02:11:11,280 --> 02:11:13,440 This year's award ceremony was 5213 02:11:13,440 --> 02:11:15,610 held at the Herbst Theatre in 5214 02:11:15,610 --> 02:11:16,440 San Fran. 5215 02:11:16,600 --> 02:11:17,770 Awards given for the best 5216 02:11:17,770 --> 02:11:18,960 website in 22. 5217 02:11:20,100 --> 02:11:20,940 I like them. 5218 02:11:21,040 --> 02:11:22,080 I like a good awards. 5219 02:11:23,420 --> 02:11:24,680 We need to make a decision. 5220 02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:25,860 It's getting late. 5221 02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:27,340 What are we doing here? 5222 02:11:27,880 --> 02:11:28,620 What are we doing? 5223 02:11:29,080 --> 02:11:29,880 I'm locked. 5224 02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:32,240 I don't know what to choose. 5225 02:11:33,140 --> 02:11:33,800 A net cafe? 5226 02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:34,840 A Webby Awards? 5227 02:11:35,160 --> 02:11:36,390 Or go back to fucking Computer 5228 02:11:36,390 --> 02:11:37,880 Chronicles and go to CES? 5229 02:11:37,960 --> 02:11:38,080 No. 5230 02:11:38,160 --> 02:11:38,720 Save CES. 5231 02:11:38,900 --> 02:11:39,870 Save the Computer Chronicles 5232 02:11:39,870 --> 02:11:40,560 conventions. 5233 02:11:41,240 --> 02:11:41,920 The Webby's. 5234 02:11:42,640 --> 02:11:43,180 I just don't think they're 5235 02:11:43,180 --> 02:11:44,540 going to be good enough. 5236 02:11:45,440 --> 02:11:46,260 Online collecting. 5237 02:11:46,440 --> 02:11:47,590 People collect all kinds of 5238 02:11:47,590 --> 02:11:48,580 strange things. 5239 02:11:48,580 --> 02:11:50,460 Years ago. 5240 02:11:50,460 --> 02:11:52,500 I was Chinese. 5241 02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:56,040 Thank you very much there, Anguished 5242 02:11:56,040 --> 02:11:58,500 Panda, for your kind, heart and 5243 02:11:58,500 --> 02:11:59,960 generous tip. 5244 02:12:00,800 --> 02:12:01,880 Oh, fuck. 5245 02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:02,960 I think we've seen. 5246 02:12:03,460 --> 02:12:04,520 I think we've seen online 5247 02:12:04,520 --> 02:12:05,540 collecting. 5248 02:12:06,460 --> 02:12:08,020 But I don't think I've seen 5249 02:12:08,020 --> 02:12:11,260 Gene, Twisted, Withers looking 5250 02:12:11,260 --> 02:12:13,300 like this before. 5251 02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:15,240 I can't remember that. 5252 02:12:15,320 --> 02:12:16,260 So I think it's a new one. 5253 02:12:16,320 --> 02:12:17,180 Let's just go with this. 5254 02:12:18,300 --> 02:12:18,800 Probably going to get some 5255 02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:20,100 right weird shit. 5256 02:12:20,680 --> 02:12:21,940 People collecting all sorts 5257 02:12:21,940 --> 02:12:22,540 inside. 5258 02:12:23,460 --> 02:12:23,900 Cybersmith. 5259 02:12:29,220 --> 02:12:30,360 I can tell just from the 5260 02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:31,800 opening there, the sound is 5261 02:12:31,800 --> 02:12:33,300 going to be fucking quality as 5262 02:12:33,300 --> 02:12:33,820 well. 5263 02:12:34,900 --> 02:12:35,700 Good sound. 5264 02:12:36,140 --> 02:12:36,720 Great vibes. 5265 02:12:37,100 --> 02:12:37,760 San Francisco. 5266 02:12:38,200 --> 02:12:38,820 North Beach. 5267 02:12:39,060 --> 02:12:39,720 Let's do this. 5268 02:12:40,140 --> 02:12:40,600 The Marina. 5269 02:12:43,600 --> 02:12:45,160 How quality is that? 5270 02:12:49,680 --> 02:12:54,810 This week at the Net Cafe, 5271 02:12:54,810 --> 02:12:59,060 online collecting. 5272 02:12:59,060 --> 02:12:59,500 Fucking things come out. 5273 02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:01,050 Meet George Nassetti of Butterfield 5274 02:13:01,050 --> 02:13:02,250 and Butterfield, one of the 5275 02:13:02,250 --> 02:13:03,500 biggest auction houses in the 5276 02:13:03,500 --> 02:13:04,080 country. 5277 02:13:04,500 --> 02:13:05,820 He's put his auctions online, 5278 02:13:05,820 --> 02:13:07,420 so you can now bid with the big 5279 02:13:07,420 --> 02:13:08,000 guys. 5280 02:13:08,460 --> 02:13:09,000 Look familiar? 5281 02:13:09,240 --> 02:13:10,790 This is eBay, the used books 5282 02:13:10,790 --> 02:13:11,560 section. 5283 02:13:11,960 --> 02:13:13,010 You'll meet a man who closed 5284 02:13:13,010 --> 02:13:14,550 down his shop so he could sell 5285 02:13:14,550 --> 02:13:16,220 books exclusively online. 5286 02:13:17,100 --> 02:13:18,740 Rodrigo Salas had a great idea. 5287 02:13:18,860 --> 02:13:19,940 Why not a central auction? 5288 02:13:19,940 --> 02:13:21,620 It's blowing out the meters. 5289 02:13:21,900 --> 02:13:22,940 Might need to turn that down. 5290 02:13:24,140 --> 02:13:25,260 Rodrigo Salas. 5291 02:13:25,620 --> 02:13:26,690 Clearing house on the web, 5292 02:13:26,690 --> 02:13:28,070 where buyers can exchange 5293 02:13:28,070 --> 02:13:29,700 information and track down the 5294 02:13:29,700 --> 02:13:30,540 best sites. 5295 02:13:30,540 --> 02:13:32,200 We'll show you his site called 5296 02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:33,540 auctionwatch.com. 5297 02:13:34,200 --> 02:13:34,930 If you're into collecting old 5298 02:13:34,930 --> 02:13:36,440 computers and other electronic 5299 02:13:36,440 --> 02:13:37,940 gadgets, you'll definitely be 5300 02:13:37,940 --> 02:13:38,580 interested 5301 02:13:38,580 --> 02:13:39,890 in this site, all about the 5302 02:13:39,890 --> 02:13:41,440 vintage computer festival. 5303 02:13:41,960 --> 02:13:42,680 Computer games. 5304 02:13:42,700 --> 02:13:44,400 What does he collect on the web? 5305 02:13:44,780 --> 02:13:45,340 Websites. 5306 02:13:45,440 --> 02:13:46,250 He'll tell you about his 5307 02:13:46,250 --> 02:13:46,880 collection. 5308 02:13:46,880 --> 02:13:49,240 Betsky's after you. 5309 02:13:50,440 --> 02:13:51,920 San Francisco Museum of Modern 5310 02:13:51,920 --> 02:13:52,560 Art. 5311 02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:54,500 Online collectibles this week. 5312 02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:55,980 Stance. 5313 02:13:56,580 --> 02:13:58,320 The angle of that. 5314 02:13:58,480 --> 02:14:00,320 What was the necessity for that 5315 02:14:00,320 --> 02:14:00,960 angle? 5316 02:14:01,240 --> 02:14:02,240 The under the table. 5317 02:14:02,840 --> 02:14:04,120 And the power spread. 5318 02:14:05,000 --> 02:14:05,840 As well. 5319 02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:07,680 And then the Super Bowl. 5320 02:14:08,980 --> 02:14:09,940 It's got a lot going on. 5321 02:14:10,020 --> 02:14:10,900 At the Net Cafe. 5322 02:14:10,900 --> 02:14:15,640 Net Cafe is made possible by rondiamond.com. 5323 02:14:16,080 --> 02:14:17,200 Rondiamond.com. 5324 02:14:17,200 --> 02:14:17,700 The oldies site on the internet. 5325 02:14:18,560 --> 02:14:18,940 Music and memories. 5326 02:14:18,940 --> 02:14:20,460 We've never seen Ron Diamond. 5327 02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:21,400 60s and 70s. 5328 02:14:21,620 --> 02:14:22,220 Not just. 5329 02:14:22,220 --> 02:14:24,040 Love to have met Ron Diamond. 5330 02:14:24,280 --> 02:14:25,760 Maybe there's some information 5331 02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:27,140 about Diamond online. 5332 02:14:27,960 --> 02:14:29,040 Hoffman and Diamond. 5333 02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:30,280 The man. 5334 02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:30,840 The myth. 5335 02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:31,280 The man. 5336 02:14:31,280 --> 02:14:31,900 The myth. 5337 02:14:31,900 --> 02:14:37,120 For up to the minute technology 5338 02:14:37,120 --> 02:14:38,560 news. 5339 02:14:38,560 --> 02:14:42,740 Stuart Chaffee's Nescafe blend. 5340 02:14:44,100 --> 02:14:44,620 Hang on. 5341 02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:46,600 We see them wear this beige 5342 02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:48,280 shirt the last day. 5343 02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:49,460 But maybe he's just worn it 5344 02:14:49,460 --> 02:14:50,640 again in a different ep. 5345 02:14:51,300 --> 02:14:52,780 Hi and welcome to the Net Cafe. 5346 02:14:52,980 --> 02:14:54,140 We're here as usual at the Club 5347 02:14:54,140 --> 02:14:55,280 Eye in San Francisco. 5348 02:14:55,740 --> 02:14:56,600 Club Eye. 5349 02:14:56,940 --> 02:14:58,440 Unfortunately not Cybersmith. 5350 02:14:59,100 --> 02:15:00,280 Someone in the background there. 5351 02:15:01,320 --> 02:15:02,340 Spike in the camera. 5352 02:15:02,680 --> 02:15:03,240 But it works. 5353 02:15:03,320 --> 02:15:03,940 It's a great shirt. 5354 02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:05,650 And this week we're talking 5355 02:15:05,650 --> 02:15:07,100 about online collectibles. 5356 02:15:07,220 --> 02:15:08,600 I guess everybody collects 5357 02:15:08,600 --> 02:15:08,960 something. 5358 02:15:09,100 --> 02:15:11,430 Whether it's electronic gadgets 5359 02:15:11,430 --> 02:15:13,130 or dolls or old records or 5360 02:15:13,130 --> 02:15:14,540 baseball cards. 5361 02:15:14,540 --> 02:15:15,940 And you can find all of this 5362 02:15:15,940 --> 02:15:16,900 stuff on the web. 5363 02:15:16,900 --> 02:15:17,080 Dolls. 5364 02:15:17,200 --> 02:15:18,510 I guess it all started big time 5365 02:15:18,510 --> 02:15:19,890 with eBay for people who sell 5366 02:15:19,890 --> 02:15:21,200 and buy little things. 5367 02:15:21,480 --> 02:15:22,450 But now some of the major 5368 02:15:22,450 --> 02:15:23,960 American auction houses are 5369 02:15:23,960 --> 02:15:24,880 going online. 5370 02:15:25,040 --> 02:15:26,570 So you can now bid with the big 5371 02:15:26,570 --> 02:15:27,140 guys. 5372 02:15:27,460 --> 02:15:28,380 Andrew has more. 5373 02:15:29,020 --> 02:15:30,050 George, you're with Butterfields 5374 02:15:30,050 --> 02:15:31,080 and Butterfields. 5375 02:15:31,240 --> 02:15:32,160 And you're one of the oldest 5376 02:15:32,160 --> 02:15:33,310 auction houses in the United 5377 02:15:33,310 --> 02:15:33,820 States. 5378 02:15:34,400 --> 02:15:35,780 Auctions on the web have been 5379 02:15:35,780 --> 02:15:36,560 big news. 5380 02:15:36,740 --> 02:15:37,660 They're very popular. 5381 02:15:37,860 --> 02:15:40,100 People are very interested in 5382 02:15:40,100 --> 02:15:40,820 them. 5383 02:15:41,420 --> 02:15:42,500 You guys sell a much more high 5384 02:15:42,500 --> 02:15:44,200 ticket item, I think, than 5385 02:15:44,200 --> 02:15:45,800 people are used to on sites 5386 02:15:45,800 --> 02:15:46,180 like 5387 02:15:46,180 --> 02:15:47,510 eBay and On Sale and things 5388 02:15:47,510 --> 02:15:48,220 like that. 5389 02:15:48,540 --> 02:15:50,620 How has the Antique Auction 5390 02:15:50,620 --> 02:15:53,540 World transferred to the web? 5391 02:15:54,360 --> 02:15:54,810 Well, this is an interesting 5392 02:15:54,810 --> 02:15:55,950 challenge for us because a 5393 02:15:55,950 --> 02:15:57,820 price point traditionally has... 5394 02:15:57,820 --> 02:16:00,340 That George Nosedi. 5395 02:16:01,140 --> 02:16:02,580 He owes me a lot of money. 5396 02:16:02,580 --> 02:16:03,540 It's been low on the web. 5397 02:16:03,640 --> 02:16:05,020 However, we're starting to see 5398 02:16:05,020 --> 02:16:06,400 many, many high ticket items 5399 02:16:06,400 --> 02:16:07,580 being sold on the web. 5400 02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:08,940 For an example, if you go to 5401 02:16:08,940 --> 02:16:10,660 eBay in their high ticket item 5402 02:16:10,660 --> 02:16:11,960 area, you'll find items that 5403 02:16:11,960 --> 02:16:13,940 are selling for $200,000, $300,000. 5404 02:16:14,360 --> 02:16:15,010 We would love to sell some of 5405 02:16:15,010 --> 02:16:17,680 our $200,000 or $300,000 items. 5406 02:16:17,680 --> 02:16:18,600 Johnny Sack. 5407 02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:19,360 And that's why we decided. 5408 02:16:19,500 --> 02:16:20,620 We felt the time is right now. 5409 02:16:21,500 --> 02:16:23,760 That son of a bitch Nosedi. 5410 02:16:24,460 --> 02:16:25,810 He owes me a lot of money, that 5411 02:16:25,810 --> 02:16:26,840 sick brick. 5412 02:16:27,300 --> 02:16:28,230 For people on the web to look 5413 02:16:28,230 --> 02:16:29,720 at and to think about buying a 5414 02:16:29,720 --> 02:16:30,980 beautiful painting. 5415 02:16:31,880 --> 02:16:32,660 In Nosedi. 5416 02:16:33,060 --> 02:16:33,700 No shit. 5417 02:16:35,860 --> 02:16:36,510 Meet me outside Cybersmith 5418 02:16:36,510 --> 02:16:37,880 tomorrow. 5419 02:16:38,400 --> 02:16:39,300 European painting, a piece of 5420 02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:40,660 contemporary art, a piece of 5421 02:16:40,660 --> 02:16:41,870 sculpture that maybe they 5422 02:16:41,870 --> 02:16:42,400 normally 5423 02:16:42,400 --> 02:16:43,350 wouldn't buy because they're 5424 02:16:43,350 --> 02:16:44,230 starting to get a higher level 5425 02:16:44,230 --> 02:16:44,840 of confidence. 5426 02:16:44,840 --> 02:16:45,080 Right. 5427 02:16:45,140 --> 02:16:45,300 Okay. 5428 02:16:45,380 --> 02:16:47,070 So take me through the process 5429 02:16:47,070 --> 02:16:48,950 and maybe how that differs from 5430 02:16:48,950 --> 02:16:50,740 something like a Beanie Baby. 5431 02:16:51,180 --> 02:16:52,980 If I'm buying an armoire that's 5432 02:16:52,980 --> 02:16:55,720 worth several thousand dollars. 5433 02:16:55,980 --> 02:16:57,040 An armoire? 5434 02:16:57,280 --> 02:16:57,640 Right. 5435 02:16:57,700 --> 02:16:58,300 Well, a Beanie Baby. 5436 02:16:58,380 --> 02:16:59,880 I'm buying an armoire that's 5437 02:16:59,880 --> 02:17:01,980 worth several thousand dollars. 5438 02:17:02,120 --> 02:17:03,460 The fuck is an armoire when it's 5439 02:17:03,460 --> 02:17:04,000 at home? 5440 02:17:04,220 --> 02:17:05,300 Is it like an armchair? 5441 02:17:06,620 --> 02:17:07,140 Beanie Baby. 5442 02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:08,140 Beanie Baby. 5443 02:17:08,740 --> 02:17:09,660 If I'm buying... 5444 02:17:09,660 --> 02:17:11,130 That son of a bitch Nosedi 5445 02:17:11,130 --> 02:17:13,020 checked out with my armoire. 5446 02:17:14,380 --> 02:17:15,010 He's going to have some serious 5447 02:17:15,010 --> 02:17:17,020 questions to ask tomorrow down 5448 02:17:17,020 --> 02:17:19,020 at Cybersmith, that punk. 5449 02:17:19,140 --> 02:17:21,050 Playing an armoire that's worth 5450 02:17:21,050 --> 02:17:23,000 several thousand dollars. 5451 02:17:23,240 --> 02:17:23,340 Right. 5452 02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:24,260 Well, a Beanie Baby might be 5453 02:17:24,260 --> 02:17:25,170 okay because some of those are 5454 02:17:25,170 --> 02:17:26,010 selling for a few thousand 5455 02:17:26,010 --> 02:17:26,440 dollars. 5456 02:17:26,700 --> 02:17:27,620 So that might be okay. 5457 02:17:27,660 --> 02:17:27,820 Right. 5458 02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:29,300 Pokemon cards. 5459 02:17:29,900 --> 02:17:31,630 But on our website, what we do 5460 02:17:31,630 --> 02:17:32,690 is we have all of our 5461 02:17:32,690 --> 02:17:34,650 properties are authenticated by 5462 02:17:34,650 --> 02:17:35,700 specialists. 5463 02:17:35,700 --> 02:17:36,340 Butterfield and Butterfield. 5464 02:17:36,440 --> 02:17:37,060 And they're guaranteed. 5465 02:17:37,520 --> 02:17:37,960 1865. 5466 02:17:37,960 --> 02:17:39,280 So in any event that we find 5467 02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:40,670 out that the specialist was 5468 02:17:40,670 --> 02:17:42,590 wrong, we, as an auction house, 5469 02:17:42,590 --> 02:17:43,910 rebate the money back to an 5470 02:17:43,910 --> 02:17:45,080 individual buyer. 5471 02:17:45,340 --> 02:17:45,600 Okay. 5472 02:17:45,660 --> 02:17:46,490 And that's what kind of 5473 02:17:46,490 --> 02:17:47,860 differentiates us on the web. 5474 02:17:47,940 --> 02:17:48,920 So I don't have to be worried 5475 02:17:48,920 --> 02:17:49,580 about fraud. 5476 02:17:49,820 --> 02:17:51,000 If you guys say it's real, 5477 02:17:51,000 --> 02:17:52,420 chances are it's real. 5478 02:17:52,500 --> 02:17:52,860 That's right. 5479 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:54,180 And if by chance it was a fraud, 5480 02:17:54,180 --> 02:17:55,520 then we would rebate the money 5481 02:17:55,520 --> 02:17:56,420 back to the buyer. 5482 02:17:56,660 --> 02:17:56,940 Okay. 5483 02:17:56,940 --> 02:17:58,050 And that's where that level of 5484 02:17:58,050 --> 02:17:59,220 confidence is starting to grow 5485 02:17:59,220 --> 02:17:59,760 on the web. 5486 02:17:59,760 --> 02:18:00,990 With our relationship now with 5487 02:18:00,990 --> 02:18:01,340 eBay. 5488 02:18:01,700 --> 02:18:01,940 Right. 5489 02:18:02,080 --> 02:18:03,360 We're bringing our name, the 5490 02:18:03,360 --> 02:18:05,260 Butterfield name, 150 year old 5491 02:18:05,260 --> 02:18:06,440 auction house name. 5492 02:18:06,920 --> 02:18:07,920 Relationship with eBay. 5493 02:18:07,920 --> 02:18:08,060 And we're also bringing our 5494 02:18:08,060 --> 02:18:08,180 guarantee. 5495 02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:09,420 $5.99. 5496 02:18:09,420 --> 02:18:10,270 Your relationship actually is 5497 02:18:10,270 --> 02:18:11,060 that you were purchased. 5498 02:18:11,060 --> 02:18:12,080 Nintendo Game Boy. 5499 02:18:12,160 --> 02:18:12,960 Purchased by... 5500 02:18:12,960 --> 02:18:14,140 Panda and Elephant. 5501 02:18:14,260 --> 02:18:14,830 Thank you very much for saying 5502 02:18:14,830 --> 02:18:15,020 that. 5503 02:18:15,020 --> 02:18:16,250 I'm going to stand up for this 5504 02:18:16,250 --> 02:18:17,550 because I feel like the energy 5505 02:18:17,550 --> 02:18:18,200 is... 5506 02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:20,200 It's pissing out the screen and 5507 02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:21,650 I'm just sat here like a 5508 02:18:21,650 --> 02:18:23,400 fucking sack of spuds. 5509 02:18:24,800 --> 02:18:26,010 All the while, that son of a 5510 02:18:26,010 --> 02:18:28,450 punk No Seti spinning yard 5511 02:18:28,450 --> 02:18:29,420 balls. 5512 02:18:30,140 --> 02:18:30,400 eBay. 5513 02:18:30,700 --> 02:18:31,650 Well, they liked us so much 5514 02:18:31,650 --> 02:18:32,680 that they bought us. 5515 02:18:32,680 --> 02:18:32,940 Right. 5516 02:18:33,080 --> 02:18:33,340 Okay. 5517 02:18:33,420 --> 02:18:34,280 So that must create a very 5518 02:18:34,280 --> 02:18:35,240 interesting... 5519 02:18:35,240 --> 02:18:37,780 I'm upset that No Seti isn't a 5520 02:18:37,780 --> 02:18:40,130 kind of New York mafia mob 5521 02:18:40,130 --> 02:18:41,100 figure. 5522 02:18:42,200 --> 02:18:42,850 That it's really bridging the 5523 02:18:42,850 --> 02:18:44,700 old world into the new world. 5524 02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:45,020 Okay. 5525 02:18:45,280 --> 02:18:46,980 Now, if I go onto your site, I've 5526 02:18:46,980 --> 02:18:48,610 seen a lot of things on there 5527 02:18:48,610 --> 02:18:50,480 that seem to help buyers and 5528 02:18:50,480 --> 02:18:51,580 you can get appraisals and 5529 02:18:51,580 --> 02:18:52,460 things like that. 5530 02:18:52,520 --> 02:18:53,500 What are some of the things 5531 02:18:53,500 --> 02:18:54,760 that you find really helpful on 5532 02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:55,340 the site? 5533 02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:56,400 We have really tried to make 5534 02:18:56,400 --> 02:18:57,420 our website friendly. 5535 02:18:57,540 --> 02:18:58,450 We wanted to talk to the buyer, 5536 02:18:58,450 --> 02:18:59,420 especially the... 5537 02:18:59,420 --> 02:19:00,020 It's friendly. 5538 02:19:00,200 --> 02:19:01,380 It's fun and it's friendly. 5539 02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:01,480 It's friendly. 5540 02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:01,980 It's friendly. 5541 02:19:01,980 --> 02:19:02,340 It's friendly. 5542 02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:03,660 So we walk people through the 5543 02:19:03,660 --> 02:19:05,160 auction process on our website. 5544 02:19:05,400 --> 02:19:06,250 We also offer people an 5545 02:19:06,250 --> 02:19:07,750 opportunity to get a free photo 5546 02:19:07,750 --> 02:19:08,540 appraisal. 5547 02:19:08,940 --> 02:19:09,870 All they have to do is put it 5548 02:19:09,870 --> 02:19:10,750 online to us with the 5549 02:19:10,750 --> 02:19:11,660 description. 5550 02:19:11,900 --> 02:19:12,300 That's better. 5551 02:19:12,340 --> 02:19:13,160 And within a week... 5552 02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:14,240 What was I doing sitting down? 5553 02:19:14,260 --> 02:19:14,980 ...photo appraisal of their 5554 02:19:14,980 --> 02:19:15,200 item. 5555 02:19:15,440 --> 02:19:15,660 Okay. 5556 02:19:15,740 --> 02:19:16,610 And everybody has something in 5557 02:19:16,610 --> 02:19:17,100 their house. 5558 02:19:17,200 --> 02:19:17,320 Right. 5559 02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:18,070 It could be an antique and it 5560 02:19:18,070 --> 02:19:18,880 could be a collectible. 5561 02:19:19,260 --> 02:19:20,560 But people want to know what's 5562 02:19:20,560 --> 02:19:21,120 it worth. 5563 02:19:21,180 --> 02:19:21,850 And they don't even have to 5564 02:19:21,850 --> 02:19:22,500 sell it through you? 5565 02:19:22,640 --> 02:19:23,390 You can just actually get the 5566 02:19:23,390 --> 02:19:23,860 appraisal? 5567 02:19:23,860 --> 02:19:24,040 No, they don't. 5568 02:19:24,040 --> 02:19:25,020 And we're happy to provide that 5569 02:19:25,020 --> 02:19:25,320 service. 5570 02:19:25,320 --> 02:19:25,680 Right. 5571 02:19:25,680 --> 02:19:26,970 And they're getting the value 5572 02:19:26,970 --> 02:19:28,060 of specialists who might 5573 02:19:28,060 --> 02:19:29,820 specialize in sports memorabilia. 5574 02:19:29,920 --> 02:19:30,120 Right. 5575 02:19:30,200 --> 02:19:31,590 Somebody who's done this for 25 5576 02:19:31,590 --> 02:19:32,020 years. 5577 02:19:32,240 --> 02:19:32,520 Okay. 5578 02:19:32,540 --> 02:19:33,400 Or European... 5579 02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:34,920 Pokemon gods. 5580 02:19:35,600 --> 02:19:36,540 Talk to no city. 5581 02:19:36,680 --> 02:19:37,160 ...paintings. 5582 02:19:37,180 --> 02:19:38,290 Somebody who is from Europe and 5583 02:19:38,290 --> 02:19:39,390 has studied paintings and is an 5584 02:19:39,390 --> 02:19:40,980 expert in that area can really 5585 02:19:40,980 --> 02:19:42,200 tell somebody what their object 5586 02:19:42,200 --> 02:19:42,640 is worth. 5587 02:19:42,760 --> 02:19:42,920 Okay. 5588 02:19:42,980 --> 02:19:44,240 Now, I know you guys recently 5589 02:19:44,240 --> 02:19:45,440 also pioneered some things on 5590 02:19:45,440 --> 02:19:46,400 the web yourself. 5591 02:19:46,960 --> 02:19:48,820 The simultaneous online-offline 5592 02:19:48,820 --> 02:19:49,680 auction. 5593 02:19:49,920 --> 02:19:49,980 Right. 5594 02:19:50,160 --> 02:19:51,160 Tell me a little bit about that. 5595 02:19:51,280 --> 02:19:52,020 Well, we were the first... 5596 02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:52,680 Is it online? 5597 02:19:52,780 --> 02:19:53,320 Is it offline? 5598 02:19:53,320 --> 02:19:53,940 What is it? 5599 02:19:54,060 --> 02:19:55,400 Live online auctions. 5600 02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:56,840 But what that really means is 5601 02:19:56,840 --> 02:19:58,280 somebody could tune into the 5602 02:19:58,280 --> 02:19:59,840 internet and they could listen 5603 02:19:59,840 --> 02:20:01,080 and watch and also bid on a 5604 02:20:01,080 --> 02:20:02,790 real brick-and-mortar type of 5605 02:20:02,790 --> 02:20:03,400 auction. 5606 02:20:03,640 --> 02:20:04,820 For example, when a real live 5607 02:20:04,820 --> 02:20:06,060 auctioneer is calling out 5608 02:20:06,060 --> 02:20:07,530 numbers, we allowed people to 5609 02:20:07,530 --> 02:20:08,900 hear it on the internet. 5610 02:20:09,440 --> 02:20:10,670 And those that were pre-qualified 5611 02:20:10,670 --> 02:20:11,900 were able to actually bid 5612 02:20:11,900 --> 02:20:12,500 online. 5613 02:20:12,760 --> 02:20:13,980 Was the audio fast enough? 5614 02:20:14,060 --> 02:20:15,460 Those guys really talk fast. 5615 02:20:15,460 --> 02:20:16,600 Well, actually, the audio was 5616 02:20:16,600 --> 02:20:17,700 for entertainment value only. 5617 02:20:17,840 --> 02:20:18,060 Okay. 5618 02:20:18,060 --> 02:20:19,840 The area that was for real and 5619 02:20:19,840 --> 02:20:21,330 was exact was the actual 5620 02:20:21,330 --> 02:20:22,830 numbers coming up in the 5621 02:20:22,830 --> 02:20:23,720 auction. 5622 02:20:24,100 --> 02:20:25,350 So that if you were at home, 5623 02:20:25,350 --> 02:20:26,600 you could bid equally with a 5624 02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:28,280 floor bidder, a telephone bidder, 5625 02:20:28,280 --> 02:20:29,540 or an absentee bidder. 5626 02:20:29,700 --> 02:20:29,960 All right. 5627 02:20:30,000 --> 02:20:31,460 Well, it sounds like high-ticket 5628 02:20:31,460 --> 02:20:32,680 items are coming to the web as 5629 02:20:32,680 --> 02:20:33,120 well. 5630 02:20:33,340 --> 02:20:33,780 Thanks, Stuart. 5631 02:20:33,780 --> 02:20:35,490 That was really some high-ticket 5632 02:20:35,490 --> 02:20:37,320 shit you got there, Butterfield. 5633 02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:39,020 Thank you very much, Panda and 5634 02:20:39,020 --> 02:20:40,500 Elephant, for the tip. 5635 02:20:40,660 --> 02:20:42,150 Ethnographic art at Butterfield 5636 02:20:42,150 --> 02:20:43,680 and Butterfield Auctions. 5637 02:20:43,780 --> 02:20:45,190 Are online auctions changing 5638 02:20:45,190 --> 02:20:46,590 the world of collectibles and 5639 02:20:46,590 --> 02:20:47,880 those who buy and sell those 5640 02:20:47,880 --> 02:20:48,380 items? 5641 02:20:48,760 --> 02:20:49,560 Well, you bet. 5642 02:20:49,900 --> 02:20:50,860 In fact, we found... 5643 02:20:50,860 --> 02:20:51,760 Well, you bet. 5644 02:20:52,220 --> 02:20:53,310 ...the world of collectibles 5645 02:20:53,310 --> 02:20:54,410 and those who buy and sell 5646 02:20:54,410 --> 02:20:55,060 those items? 5647 02:20:55,460 --> 02:20:56,240 Well, you bet. 5648 02:20:56,540 --> 02:20:57,920 In fact, we found one man who 5649 02:20:57,920 --> 02:20:59,710 used to run a real second-hand 5650 02:20:59,710 --> 02:21:02,000 bookshop in Washington, D.C., 5651 02:21:02,000 --> 02:21:03,690 but he closed down the store so 5652 02:21:03,690 --> 02:21:05,190 he could do all his selling 5653 02:21:05,190 --> 02:21:05,760 online. 5654 02:21:06,220 --> 02:21:07,080 Jane is with him. 5655 02:21:08,060 --> 02:21:09,340 Now, Greg, I understand that 5656 02:21:09,340 --> 02:21:10,900 you used to have a rare 5657 02:21:10,900 --> 02:21:13,200 bookstore on the East Coast, 5658 02:21:13,200 --> 02:21:15,000 and you've closed up shop. 5659 02:21:15,080 --> 02:21:16,480 You're now on the West Coast, 5660 02:21:16,480 --> 02:21:18,240 and you're selling, basically, 5661 02:21:18,240 --> 02:21:18,960 rare books. 5662 02:21:19,440 --> 02:21:20,620 My estimation of no city is 5663 02:21:20,620 --> 02:21:22,080 fucking plummeted. 5664 02:21:22,160 --> 02:21:22,520 On eBay. 5665 02:21:23,340 --> 02:21:23,640 That's right. 5666 02:21:23,780 --> 02:21:24,610 My wife and I had a store in 5667 02:21:24,610 --> 02:21:26,240 Georgetown in Washington, D.C. 5668 02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:27,020 And Greg Young. 5669 02:21:27,360 --> 02:21:28,790 And about a year and a half ago, 5670 02:21:28,790 --> 02:21:30,550 we moved out here and been 5671 02:21:30,550 --> 02:21:32,670 selling books on eBay since 5672 02:21:32,670 --> 02:21:33,380 then. 5673 02:21:33,700 --> 02:21:34,660 I gotta go. 5674 02:21:34,760 --> 02:21:35,380 I need a pace. 5675 02:21:35,380 --> 02:21:37,710 Today is the last day for young 5676 02:21:37,710 --> 02:21:38,680 hot dogs. 5677 02:21:38,780 --> 02:21:39,940 Get them all you can. 5678 02:21:40,800 --> 02:21:41,490 Steph, thank you very, very 5679 02:21:41,490 --> 02:21:42,880 much for the tip there. 5680 02:21:43,000 --> 02:21:45,240 I'll leave you in the warm, 5681 02:21:45,240 --> 02:21:47,150 comforting embrace and 5682 02:21:47,150 --> 02:21:50,220 comfortable hands of Mr. Young. 5683 02:21:50,540 --> 02:21:51,080 We'll be back in one minute 5684 02:21:51,080 --> 02:21:51,420 there. 5685 02:21:51,520 --> 02:21:52,820 How did you stumble across eBay? 5686 02:21:53,160 --> 02:21:54,220 I'd heard about it. 5687 02:21:54,280 --> 02:21:55,250 People, you know, just the buzz 5688 02:21:55,250 --> 02:21:55,880 in the business. 5689 02:21:56,040 --> 02:21:57,440 People would say, you know, had 5690 02:21:57,440 --> 02:21:58,910 you bought anything off eBay or 5691 02:21:58,910 --> 02:21:59,600 seen eBay? 5692 02:21:59,820 --> 02:22:01,080 And eventually I found my way 5693 02:22:01,080 --> 02:22:02,140 to their website. 5694 02:22:02,140 --> 02:22:04,330 And I liked what I saw, and I 5695 02:22:04,330 --> 02:22:06,080 thought I would use it 5696 02:22:06,080 --> 02:22:08,270 initially to get rid of some 5697 02:22:08,270 --> 02:22:08,960 things 5698 02:22:08,960 --> 02:22:10,050 that I'd had in stock for a 5699 02:22:10,050 --> 02:22:11,350 while that were just taking up 5700 02:22:11,350 --> 02:22:11,840 space. 5701 02:22:11,960 --> 02:22:13,070 So just kind of trying it out 5702 02:22:13,070 --> 02:22:14,220 and get rid of some of the old 5703 02:22:14,220 --> 02:22:14,660 stuff. 5704 02:22:14,680 --> 02:22:15,390 Yeah, just, you know, things 5705 02:22:15,390 --> 02:22:16,260 that I really didn't care about. 5706 02:22:16,340 --> 02:22:17,290 So I thought I'd just try and 5707 02:22:17,290 --> 02:22:18,020 shoot them out. 5708 02:22:18,300 --> 02:22:20,010 And it worked much better than 5709 02:22:20,010 --> 02:22:21,200 I'd expected. 5710 02:22:21,640 --> 02:22:22,660 And so I just kept offering 5711 02:22:22,660 --> 02:22:24,480 more and more things on there. 5712 02:22:24,740 --> 02:22:25,650 And now it makes up a large 5713 02:22:25,650 --> 02:22:26,940 portion of my business. 5714 02:22:27,320 --> 02:22:28,640 Now, how would you compare 5715 02:22:28,640 --> 02:22:30,540 having a physical store versus 5716 02:22:30,540 --> 02:22:32,380 now your online business? 5717 02:22:33,180 --> 02:22:34,860 It's much better. 5718 02:22:34,920 --> 02:22:35,580 There are many benefits. 5719 02:22:35,880 --> 02:22:36,900 There's no overhead. 5720 02:22:39,600 --> 02:22:39,320 When we had a store, we had to 5721 02:22:39,320 --> 02:22:42,890 have a stock of about 15,000 5722 02:22:42,890 --> 02:22:43,700 books. 5723 02:22:43,820 --> 02:22:45,720 Now my inventory is about 1,000 5724 02:22:45,720 --> 02:22:47,160 volumes, and it changes very 5725 02:22:47,160 --> 02:22:47,840 rapidly. 5726 02:22:50,600 --> 02:22:52,140 It's very low energy, isn't it? 5727 02:22:52,140 --> 02:22:53,320 I just came straight back in. 5728 02:22:53,420 --> 02:22:54,410 I could just hear what was 5729 02:22:54,410 --> 02:22:55,980 going on, but fair play to them. 5730 02:22:56,300 --> 02:22:57,540 But there might be something at 5731 02:22:57,540 --> 02:22:58,540 play, you know? 5732 02:22:58,560 --> 02:23:00,090 So I don't want to make too 5733 02:23:00,090 --> 02:23:01,850 many assumptions or have too 5734 02:23:01,850 --> 02:23:03,060 much of a laugh. 5735 02:23:03,220 --> 02:23:04,430 These fellas in the background 5736 02:23:04,430 --> 02:23:05,590 are a little bit ominous as 5737 02:23:05,590 --> 02:23:06,020 well. 5738 02:23:06,740 --> 02:23:07,990 I don't think I haven't heard 5739 02:23:07,990 --> 02:23:08,960 about you, buddy. 5740 02:23:09,760 --> 02:23:10,870 Just looking in the background 5741 02:23:10,870 --> 02:23:11,720 like that. 5742 02:23:12,440 --> 02:23:14,020 We know what's going on. 5743 02:23:14,060 --> 02:23:14,860 We can see you. 5744 02:23:17,060 --> 02:23:18,960 I have a stock of about 15,000 5745 02:23:18,960 --> 02:23:19,960 books. 5746 02:23:20,080 --> 02:23:21,640 Now my inventory is about 1,000 5747 02:23:21,640 --> 02:23:22,180 volumes. 5748 02:23:22,800 --> 02:23:23,800 And it changes very rapidly. 5749 02:23:23,920 --> 02:23:25,100 That's fucking weird as well. 5750 02:23:26,740 --> 02:23:28,330 Today is the last day for Tom's 5751 02:23:28,330 --> 02:23:29,020 Hot Dogs. 5752 02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:30,120 Get them while you can. 5753 02:23:30,900 --> 02:23:31,260 Rapidly. 5754 02:23:31,940 --> 02:23:34,140 And with a store, you were 5755 02:23:34,140 --> 02:23:36,060 limited to who walked in your 5756 02:23:36,060 --> 02:23:36,640 store 5757 02:23:36,640 --> 02:23:37,860 and the people that you knew 5758 02:23:37,860 --> 02:23:38,880 were in the market. 5759 02:23:38,880 --> 02:23:40,080 Fucking hell, this guy. 5760 02:23:40,220 --> 02:23:40,940 And now you've got a global 5761 02:23:40,940 --> 02:23:41,320 market. 5762 02:23:41,340 --> 02:23:42,120 And now I've got a global 5763 02:23:42,120 --> 02:23:42,500 market. 5764 02:23:42,620 --> 02:23:43,330 I can offer things that I 5765 02:23:43,330 --> 02:23:44,250 wouldn't have ordinarily 5766 02:23:44,250 --> 02:23:44,720 offered. 5767 02:23:44,740 --> 02:23:46,210 Isn't there any downside to the 5768 02:23:46,210 --> 02:23:46,780 online? 5769 02:23:47,480 --> 02:23:48,590 The creepy clown, the non, the 5770 02:23:48,590 --> 02:23:50,510 grim reaper, the werewolf, the 5771 02:23:50,510 --> 02:23:51,060 vampire, 5772 02:23:51,060 --> 02:23:53,150 the zombie, Wednesday Adams 5773 02:23:53,150 --> 02:23:55,490 from the Adams family, or the 5774 02:23:55,490 --> 02:23:56,080 devil. 5775 02:23:56,080 --> 02:23:57,080 Business? 5776 02:23:57,580 --> 02:23:59,600 I, not, not that I can see. 5777 02:23:59,680 --> 02:24:00,600 Not from my point of view, 5778 02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:01,260 there isn't. 5779 02:24:01,500 --> 02:24:02,620 I, I... 5780 02:24:02,620 --> 02:24:04,640 God, man, bring the fucking 5781 02:24:04,640 --> 02:24:05,540 energy up. 5782 02:24:05,600 --> 02:24:07,700 I think with eBay, especially, 5783 02:24:07,700 --> 02:24:08,840 I think, eBay, 5784 02:24:09,040 --> 02:24:10,140 since it's sort of the one that 5785 02:24:10,140 --> 02:24:11,460 most people would recognize 5786 02:24:11,460 --> 02:24:12,920 as an online auction house, 5787 02:24:13,540 --> 02:24:14,460 aren't you facing a lot more 5788 02:24:14,460 --> 02:24:15,640 competition now? 5789 02:24:15,660 --> 02:24:16,620 I mean, if you've got access to 5790 02:24:16,620 --> 02:24:17,260 a larger market, 5791 02:24:17,260 --> 02:24:18,440 there must be a lot more people 5792 02:24:18,440 --> 02:24:20,320 who are selling this particular, 5793 02:24:20,460 --> 02:24:22,120 or rare books, for example. 5794 02:24:22,540 --> 02:24:23,370 Well, I, I don't think 5795 02:24:23,370 --> 02:24:24,620 competition's really a problem. 5796 02:24:24,620 --> 02:24:25,800 There's lots of customers out 5797 02:24:25,800 --> 02:24:26,920 there, and, and the more 5798 02:24:26,920 --> 02:24:27,860 sellers there are, 5799 02:24:27,860 --> 02:24:28,820 You might not be able to bring 5800 02:24:28,820 --> 02:24:29,740 the energy up, though. 5801 02:24:29,820 --> 02:24:30,650 You know, there might be a 5802 02:24:30,650 --> 02:24:31,720 reason, like a medical reason 5803 02:24:31,720 --> 02:24:32,340 or something. 5804 02:24:32,580 --> 02:24:33,490 They enable you to build a 5805 02:24:33,490 --> 02:24:34,990 reputation with their feedback 5806 02:24:34,990 --> 02:24:35,540 system. 5807 02:24:36,060 --> 02:24:36,570 After you complete a 5808 02:24:36,570 --> 02:24:38,080 transaction with someone, 5809 02:24:38,220 --> 02:24:39,860 they can, they enter a feedback, 5810 02:24:39,860 --> 02:24:40,840 positive or negative, 5811 02:24:41,520 --> 02:24:42,380 and, and you build a rating 5812 02:24:42,380 --> 02:24:43,200 over time. 5813 02:24:43,340 --> 02:24:43,520 And that's... 5814 02:24:43,520 --> 02:24:44,620 So it's a referral-based 5815 02:24:44,620 --> 02:24:44,920 business, 5816 02:24:44,920 --> 02:24:46,420 more so than even a physical 5817 02:24:46,420 --> 02:24:46,980 store. 5818 02:24:47,040 --> 02:24:48,280 Right, right. 5819 02:24:48,640 --> 02:24:50,520 And how about pricing? 5820 02:24:50,660 --> 02:24:52,540 I mean, are you selling these 5821 02:24:52,540 --> 02:24:53,900 books for a lot more, 5822 02:24:54,000 --> 02:24:55,100 since it's a bidding process, 5823 02:24:55,300 --> 02:24:56,510 and it's, it's sometimes blind 5824 02:24:56,510 --> 02:24:57,640 bidding, or... 5825 02:24:57,640 --> 02:24:59,210 In some cases, things bring a 5826 02:24:59,210 --> 02:25:01,000 lot more than I expect them to. 5827 02:25:01,400 --> 02:25:02,820 I, but often I can offer things 5828 02:25:02,820 --> 02:25:03,700 for less money 5829 02:25:03,700 --> 02:25:04,780 than I would have had to, 5830 02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:06,320 had I, in it with a physical 5831 02:25:06,320 --> 02:25:06,700 shop, 5832 02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:08,040 where my overhead is so high. 5833 02:25:08,040 --> 02:25:09,950 I suppose some people just aren't 5834 02:25:09,950 --> 02:25:10,760 cut out for the, 5835 02:25:10,760 --> 02:25:12,620 the TV situation. 5836 02:25:12,620 --> 02:25:13,550 You know, other, a lot of 5837 02:25:13,550 --> 02:25:14,460 people in the States, 5838 02:25:14,460 --> 02:25:15,380 they just turn it on. 5839 02:25:15,440 --> 02:25:16,420 It's second nature to them, you 5840 02:25:16,420 --> 02:25:16,700 know, 5841 02:25:16,720 --> 02:25:19,140 and they have that whole show-and-tell 5842 02:25:19,140 --> 02:25:19,480 culture. 5843 02:25:19,640 --> 02:25:21,560 It's just presentations are in 5844 02:25:21,560 --> 02:25:23,820 the genes, really, at times. 5845 02:25:23,880 --> 02:25:25,280 But, I mean, sometimes, maybe 5846 02:25:25,280 --> 02:25:25,600 not. 5847 02:25:25,700 --> 02:25:26,940 Maybe he's all about the books. 5848 02:25:27,540 --> 02:25:28,320 He's up all night selling 5849 02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:29,340 fucking books. 5850 02:25:30,360 --> 02:25:32,300 And that's, that's his vice. 5851 02:25:32,460 --> 02:25:33,860 It's not about putting on a 5852 02:25:33,860 --> 02:25:36,040 song and dance on the TV show 5853 02:25:36,040 --> 02:25:37,330 about the fucking books that he's 5854 02:25:37,330 --> 02:25:37,740 doing. 5855 02:25:37,740 --> 02:25:40,160 He just does the job, you know? 5856 02:25:40,240 --> 02:25:41,300 There was nobody else to take 5857 02:25:41,300 --> 02:25:41,860 that call. 5858 02:25:42,960 --> 02:25:44,460 He's a self-made man. 5859 02:25:44,880 --> 02:25:46,000 New books a week on eBay. 5860 02:25:46,040 --> 02:25:47,580 He doesn't need to do a fucking 5861 02:25:47,580 --> 02:25:48,180 tap dance. 5862 02:25:48,380 --> 02:25:49,290 Doesn't really take up all my 5863 02:25:49,290 --> 02:25:49,860 time, no. 5864 02:25:50,000 --> 02:25:52,460 So now you get to play and work 5865 02:25:52,460 --> 02:25:54,360 and not have as much overhead. 5866 02:25:54,600 --> 02:25:55,220 Nintendo Game Boy. 5867 02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:56,460 Are there fuzzy bunny stuff? 5868 02:25:56,460 --> 02:25:57,600 Nintendo Game Boy. 5869 02:25:57,720 --> 02:25:59,350 Just to underscore the, the 5870 02:25:59,350 --> 02:26:01,380 Darth of enthusiasm on your man. 5871 02:26:01,660 --> 02:26:03,160 A little picture of Stu just 5872 02:26:03,160 --> 02:26:04,060 slides in. 5873 02:26:04,240 --> 02:26:05,400 Courtesy of Octol Jr. 5874 02:26:05,700 --> 02:26:06,720 Thank you very much for the tip. 5875 02:26:06,720 --> 02:26:09,120 Nintendo's Game Boy. 5876 02:26:09,500 --> 02:26:11,200 And then back to, that's pretty 5877 02:26:11,200 --> 02:26:12,020 much okay. 5878 02:26:12,180 --> 02:26:13,280 You know, I just usually get 5879 02:26:13,280 --> 02:26:14,540 the books and I sell them. 5880 02:26:15,000 --> 02:26:16,370 And it's, it's nothing, it's 5881 02:26:16,370 --> 02:26:17,400 not that hard. 5882 02:26:18,180 --> 02:26:19,280 But yeah, that's what we do. 5883 02:26:19,440 --> 02:26:19,940 I just, I just. 5884 02:26:19,960 --> 02:26:20,380 Uh, yes. 5885 02:26:22,060 --> 02:26:23,000 That sounds good. 5886 02:26:23,040 --> 02:26:23,930 Well, thank you for your time, 5887 02:26:23,930 --> 02:26:24,200 Greg. 5888 02:26:24,220 --> 02:26:25,370 We got a little bit of a laugh 5889 02:26:25,370 --> 02:26:26,020 out of them. 5890 02:26:26,020 --> 02:26:27,450 Work and not have as much 5891 02:26:27,450 --> 02:26:28,280 overhead. 5892 02:26:29,100 --> 02:26:30,100 Are there fuzzy bunny slippers 5893 02:26:30,100 --> 02:26:31,120 in the office? 5894 02:26:31,380 --> 02:26:31,580 I just. 5895 02:26:31,680 --> 02:26:32,000 Yes. 5896 02:26:33,740 --> 02:26:34,660 That sounds good. 5897 02:26:34,700 --> 02:26:35,410 Well, thanks very much for your 5898 02:26:35,410 --> 02:26:35,820 time, Greg. 5899 02:26:35,820 --> 02:26:36,240 You're welcome. 5900 02:26:45,620 --> 02:26:46,750 Well, online auctions are 5901 02:26:46,750 --> 02:26:47,740 fascinating, but for some 5902 02:26:47,740 --> 02:26:48,610 people they're kind of 5903 02:26:48,610 --> 02:26:49,260 confusing. 5904 02:26:49,440 --> 02:26:50,930 First of all, more than 300 5905 02:26:50,930 --> 02:26:52,220 auction sites online. 5906 02:26:52,320 --> 02:26:53,550 So it's confusing to figure out 5907 02:26:53,550 --> 02:26:54,940 where to go to buy something. 5908 02:26:55,340 --> 02:26:55,840 And if you want to. 5909 02:26:55,960 --> 02:26:56,990 Look at the quality of this 5910 02:26:56,990 --> 02:26:57,840 episode, man. 5911 02:26:58,140 --> 02:26:59,180 The fucking encoding. 5912 02:26:59,400 --> 02:27:01,020 The, this must be 480. 5913 02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:03,540 And the sound is brilliant. 5914 02:27:04,080 --> 02:27:04,680 It's 480. 5915 02:27:05,480 --> 02:27:06,080 Well done. 5916 02:27:10,340 --> 02:27:11,620 Sell something for some people. 5917 02:27:11,700 --> 02:27:12,420 That process is kind of 5918 02:27:12,420 --> 02:27:12,980 confusing. 5919 02:27:13,320 --> 02:27:14,310 There is one site that solves 5920 02:27:14,310 --> 02:27:15,440 all of those problems. 5921 02:27:15,560 --> 02:27:16,680 Unfortunately, that's yours, 5922 02:27:16,680 --> 02:27:17,160 Rodrigo. 5923 02:27:17,300 --> 02:27:18,620 And it's auctionwatch.com. 5924 02:27:18,620 --> 02:27:19,740 Rodrigo Salas. 5925 02:27:19,740 --> 02:27:20,980 A great site and a great idea. 5926 02:27:21,340 --> 02:27:22,170 Tell us how he came up with the 5927 02:27:22,170 --> 02:27:23,180 idea to have this sort of 5928 02:27:23,180 --> 02:27:24,160 general auction. 5929 02:27:24,380 --> 02:27:27,020 Stew on a raised parapet. 5930 02:27:27,960 --> 02:27:29,400 A stool, if you will. 5931 02:27:30,100 --> 02:27:31,280 He's going one-on-one with the 5932 02:27:31,280 --> 02:27:31,880 stew, man. 5933 02:27:32,000 --> 02:27:33,280 No table, no desk. 5934 02:27:33,460 --> 02:27:34,620 Nothing in between the two men. 5935 02:27:35,040 --> 02:27:36,460 Just one-on-one. 5936 02:27:36,680 --> 02:27:37,480 Mano a mano. 5937 02:27:37,680 --> 02:27:39,100 How will this guy handle this? 5938 02:27:39,200 --> 02:27:39,980 You don't really sell on your 5939 02:27:39,980 --> 02:27:40,580 site, right? 5940 02:27:40,780 --> 02:27:42,040 No, we're not an auction site. 5941 02:27:42,180 --> 02:27:43,470 We are an auction services and 5942 02:27:43,470 --> 02:27:44,840 information provider. 5943 02:27:44,860 --> 02:27:45,140 Sales. 5944 02:27:45,180 --> 02:27:45,700 That means what? 5945 02:27:46,540 --> 02:27:47,500 Basically, we view the market 5946 02:27:47,500 --> 02:27:48,700 as having a number of 5947 02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:50,670 opportunities for services to 5948 02:27:50,670 --> 02:27:51,940 surround these transactions. 5949 02:27:51,940 --> 02:27:53,550 Being able to find the right 5950 02:27:53,550 --> 02:27:55,140 site to buy or sell from. 5951 02:27:55,360 --> 02:27:57,200 Being able to understand more 5952 02:27:57,200 --> 02:27:58,360 about the process. 5953 02:27:58,680 --> 02:28:00,080 Tips, tactics, strategies, 5954 02:28:00,080 --> 02:28:01,160 things that you can do. 5955 02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:02,790 And then, in addition, there 5956 02:28:02,790 --> 02:28:04,290 are a number of services that 5957 02:28:04,290 --> 02:28:05,940 we're currently not offering 5958 02:28:05,940 --> 02:28:07,380 that many people will be able 5959 02:28:07,380 --> 02:28:08,140 to guess. 5960 02:28:08,140 --> 02:28:08,860 He's losing it, Pat. 5961 02:28:08,980 --> 02:28:09,780 Let's talk about some of the 5962 02:28:09,780 --> 02:28:10,520 things you do have. 5963 02:28:10,580 --> 02:28:11,240 One great thing. 5964 02:28:11,240 --> 02:28:11,440 Yes. 5965 02:28:12,000 --> 02:28:12,700 We don't see. 5966 02:28:12,860 --> 02:28:14,200 We haven't heard any hustling 5967 02:28:14,200 --> 02:28:15,300 or harrying today. 5968 02:28:15,760 --> 02:28:17,740 And that was one cutoff. 5969 02:28:17,740 --> 02:28:20,910 He knew that Salas was tailing 5970 02:28:20,910 --> 02:28:23,460 away down a fucking cul-de-sac 5971 02:28:23,460 --> 02:28:24,920 of boredom. 5972 02:28:25,500 --> 02:28:26,520 And Stu just cuts him off at 5973 02:28:26,520 --> 02:28:27,300 the pass. 5974 02:28:27,540 --> 02:28:28,300 Talks over him. 5975 02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:29,780 Alpha dog. 5976 02:28:30,900 --> 02:28:30,940 And then, in addition, there 5977 02:28:30,940 --> 02:28:32,010 are a number of services that 5978 02:28:32,010 --> 02:28:33,340 we're currently not offering. 5979 02:28:33,340 --> 02:28:34,910 I mean, he knew, even at that 5980 02:28:34,910 --> 02:28:37,580 moment, when Salas goes, um. 5981 02:28:38,820 --> 02:28:41,160 Look at that. 5982 02:28:41,220 --> 02:28:41,640 The gold. 5983 02:28:42,300 --> 02:28:43,300 And. 5984 02:28:43,300 --> 02:28:44,660 That's hard. 5985 02:28:44,860 --> 02:28:46,210 Then, in addition, there are a 5986 02:28:46,210 --> 02:28:47,700 number of services that we're 5987 02:28:47,700 --> 02:28:49,050 currently not offering that 5988 02:28:49,050 --> 02:28:50,500 many people will be able to 5989 02:28:50,500 --> 02:28:50,980 guess. 5990 02:28:51,380 --> 02:28:52,230 Let's talk about some of the 5991 02:28:52,230 --> 02:28:52,960 things you do have. 5992 02:28:53,040 --> 02:28:53,980 One great thing is that you're 5993 02:28:53,980 --> 02:28:55,380 sort of grand central for auctions. 5994 02:28:55,560 --> 02:28:55,600 Right? 5995 02:28:55,660 --> 02:28:56,120 You have links. 5996 02:28:56,580 --> 02:28:57,170 Let's talk about some of the 5997 02:28:57,170 --> 02:28:58,060 things you do have. 5998 02:28:58,140 --> 02:28:58,990 One great thing is that you're 5999 02:28:58,990 --> 02:29:00,260 sort of grand central for auctions. 6000 02:29:00,260 --> 02:29:01,180 To guess. 6001 02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:01,500 Right. 6002 02:29:01,680 --> 02:29:02,420 Let's talk about some of the 6003 02:29:02,420 --> 02:29:03,160 things you do have. 6004 02:29:03,220 --> 02:29:04,180 One great thing is that you're 6005 02:29:04,180 --> 02:29:05,560 sort of grand central for auctions. 6006 02:29:05,700 --> 02:29:05,800 Right? 6007 02:29:05,800 --> 02:29:07,230 You have links to virtually all 6008 02:29:07,230 --> 02:29:08,740 the auction sites out there. 6009 02:29:09,120 --> 02:29:10,100 Which is a great service. 6010 02:29:10,100 --> 02:29:10,780 And how do you have them 6011 02:29:10,780 --> 02:29:11,260 organized? 6012 02:29:12,060 --> 02:29:13,030 Basically, they're organized by 6013 02:29:13,030 --> 02:29:13,680 category. 6014 02:29:13,880 --> 02:29:15,350 So, assuming you were going to 6015 02:29:15,350 --> 02:29:16,800 be selling or buying an antique 6016 02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:17,300 chair. 6017 02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:17,980 Thank you. 6018 02:29:17,980 --> 02:29:19,180 Thank you very much, Paul Meskel. 6019 02:29:19,240 --> 02:29:20,060 I wonder where the best site 6020 02:29:20,060 --> 02:29:21,140 was to buy or sell that chair. 6021 02:29:21,140 --> 02:29:22,440 You can go to our site. 6022 02:29:22,500 --> 02:29:23,020 So, I'd look at what? 6023 02:29:23,100 --> 02:29:23,380 Furniture? 6024 02:29:23,420 --> 02:29:24,860 Perhaps where the best site was 6025 02:29:24,860 --> 02:29:26,220 to buy or sell that chair. 6026 02:29:26,520 --> 02:29:27,520 You can go to our site. 6027 02:29:27,600 --> 02:29:28,120 So, I'd look at what? 6028 02:29:28,180 --> 02:29:29,120 Furniture or? 6029 02:29:29,680 --> 02:29:30,320 Antiques, actually. 6030 02:29:30,340 --> 02:29:30,620 Okay. 6031 02:29:30,740 --> 02:29:31,410 And there are over 6032 02:29:31,410 --> 02:29:33,260 approximately 50 antique sites. 6033 02:29:33,640 --> 02:29:35,130 And what we currently offer are 6034 02:29:35,130 --> 02:29:36,160 links to all those antique 6035 02:29:36,160 --> 02:29:37,240 sites and a very brief 6036 02:29:37,240 --> 02:29:38,180 description. 6037 02:29:38,880 --> 02:29:40,120 In addition, one of the things 6038 02:29:40,120 --> 02:29:41,910 that we'll be offering in the 6039 02:29:41,910 --> 02:29:43,890 not-so-distant future are 6040 02:29:43,890 --> 02:29:44,960 reviews of both sites 6041 02:29:44,960 --> 02:29:46,080 themselves. 6042 02:29:46,080 --> 02:29:47,570 So, not only do you know which 6043 02:29:47,570 --> 02:29:48,720 sites cater to the antique 6044 02:29:48,720 --> 02:29:51,080 market, but also which sites. 6045 02:29:51,080 --> 02:29:52,080 Maybe the best sites to visit 6046 02:29:52,080 --> 02:29:53,020 if you're interested in 6047 02:29:53,020 --> 02:29:53,540 selection. 6048 02:29:53,540 --> 02:29:54,350 Now, you have something like 6049 02:29:54,350 --> 02:29:54,640 that now. 6050 02:29:54,700 --> 02:29:55,540 Your message center. 6051 02:29:55,960 --> 02:29:56,820 And I noticed there's tons of 6052 02:29:56,820 --> 02:29:58,210 postings on there where people 6053 02:29:58,210 --> 02:29:59,540 just talk to each other about 6054 02:29:59,540 --> 02:30:00,920 experiences they've had. 6055 02:30:01,180 --> 02:30:02,340 I know your eBay section. 6056 02:30:02,420 --> 02:30:04,250 I saw something like 18,000 6057 02:30:04,250 --> 02:30:05,320 postings listed there. 6058 02:30:05,460 --> 02:30:06,320 What are people doing there? 6059 02:30:06,360 --> 02:30:07,180 What are they talking about? 6060 02:30:07,540 --> 02:30:08,140 It's really great. 6061 02:30:08,220 --> 02:30:09,560 It's a shame we're on a bit of 6062 02:30:09,560 --> 02:30:09,960 a CU. 6063 02:30:10,220 --> 02:30:11,960 It needs to be a medium to be 6064 02:30:11,960 --> 02:30:14,170 able to see Stu's handwork, 6065 02:30:14,170 --> 02:30:15,280 hand play. 6066 02:30:16,140 --> 02:30:17,600 Because we get a glimpse of the 6067 02:30:17,600 --> 02:30:19,140 claw just there. 6068 02:30:19,840 --> 02:30:21,080 We get a bit of a claw just 6069 02:30:21,080 --> 02:30:22,620 coming up here. 6070 02:30:23,180 --> 02:30:25,410 The claw, as somebody said 6071 02:30:25,410 --> 02:30:28,380 earlier, is poised right there. 6072 02:30:28,780 --> 02:30:29,880 But we don't get the luxury of 6073 02:30:29,880 --> 02:30:31,660 being able to see what he does. 6074 02:30:31,800 --> 02:30:32,880 I can see him doing a bit of a 6075 02:30:32,880 --> 02:30:33,340 roll. 6076 02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:34,800 And I noticed there's tons of 6077 02:30:34,800 --> 02:30:36,390 postings on there where people 6078 02:30:36,390 --> 02:30:37,850 just talk to each other about 6079 02:30:37,850 --> 02:30:39,440 experiences they've had. 6080 02:30:39,740 --> 02:30:40,860 I know your eBay section, I saw 6081 02:30:40,860 --> 02:30:42,960 something like 18,000 postings 6082 02:30:42,960 --> 02:30:43,820 listed there. 6083 02:30:44,020 --> 02:30:44,840 What are people doing there? 6084 02:30:44,880 --> 02:30:45,660 What are they talking about? 6085 02:30:46,040 --> 02:30:47,090 It's really a great place where 6086 02:30:47,090 --> 02:30:48,530 buyers and sellers of all types 6087 02:30:48,530 --> 02:30:49,960 can come together and speak. 6088 02:30:50,460 --> 02:30:54,140 It is a warning strike, like a 6089 02:30:54,140 --> 02:30:55,060 cobra. 6090 02:30:55,700 --> 02:30:56,460 It's ready to... 6091 02:30:56,460 --> 02:30:58,720 And I think it's just a kind of 6092 02:30:58,720 --> 02:31:01,070 a way of Stu letting the guests 6093 02:31:01,070 --> 02:31:03,340 know that they're on fucking 6094 02:31:03,340 --> 02:31:04,300 notice. 6095 02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:06,050 And they better fucking start 6096 02:31:06,050 --> 02:31:07,460 producing the goods. 6097 02:31:07,660 --> 02:31:09,360 Otherwise the claw will attack 6098 02:31:09,360 --> 02:31:10,280 and strike. 6099 02:31:10,440 --> 02:31:11,200 It's what they're dealing with. 6100 02:31:11,200 --> 02:31:12,620 Imagine seeing Stu dish out a 6101 02:31:12,620 --> 02:31:13,480 fucking slap. 6102 02:31:13,900 --> 02:31:14,640 With the items that they're 6103 02:31:14,640 --> 02:31:15,980 buying and selling online. 6104 02:31:16,780 --> 02:31:18,260 I like to snipe. 6105 02:31:18,540 --> 02:31:19,120 Do you? 6106 02:31:19,120 --> 02:31:23,120 EUPU Part Deux. 6107 02:31:24,620 --> 02:31:24,760 Issues that they may be 6108 02:31:24,760 --> 02:31:27,160 experiencing with other parties. 6109 02:31:27,400 --> 02:31:29,100 You know, how to avoid fraud. 6110 02:31:30,080 --> 02:31:31,480 How to manage feedback profiles 6111 02:31:31,480 --> 02:31:33,240 and that type of thing. 6112 02:31:33,260 --> 02:31:34,220 Is it mostly talking about 6113 02:31:34,220 --> 02:31:35,460 problems and saying, hey, I had 6114 02:31:35,460 --> 02:31:36,760 this problem here, beware, this 6115 02:31:36,760 --> 02:31:37,480 kind of thing? 6116 02:31:37,740 --> 02:31:38,100 Beware. 6117 02:31:38,100 --> 02:31:39,170 There's a certain aspect of 6118 02:31:39,170 --> 02:31:40,200 talking about problems. 6119 02:31:40,360 --> 02:31:41,520 Recently we found that a lot of 6120 02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:42,810 buyers and sellers are using 6121 02:31:42,810 --> 02:31:44,150 our message center to compare 6122 02:31:44,150 --> 02:31:45,280 how sites are doing. 6123 02:31:45,280 --> 02:31:46,330 So how does eBay measure 6124 02:31:46,330 --> 02:31:47,470 against Amazon or Yahoo and 6125 02:31:47,470 --> 02:31:48,460 that type of thing? 6126 02:31:48,560 --> 02:31:49,900 Measure by what term? 6127 02:31:50,000 --> 02:31:50,780 I mean, the price... 6128 02:31:50,780 --> 02:31:52,270 Just to add to what I said 6129 02:31:52,270 --> 02:31:55,280 before, eBay is blaming Sun Microsystems. 6130 02:31:56,100 --> 02:31:56,960 And Xander said that Sun's 6131 02:31:56,960 --> 02:31:58,820 resources are being put into 6132 02:31:58,820 --> 02:32:00,360 fixing the systems. 6133 02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:02,300 But none of those are to blame. 6134 02:32:03,200 --> 02:32:03,860 Let's see. 6135 02:32:03,860 --> 02:32:06,090 eBay handles 300,000 new items 6136 02:32:06,090 --> 02:32:06,540 a day. 6137 02:32:06,540 --> 02:32:08,240 And Amazon such and such. 6138 02:32:08,460 --> 02:32:09,820 I've been to Amazon. 6139 02:32:10,580 --> 02:32:11,550 Their system and ISIT 6140 02:32:11,550 --> 02:32:14,480 department would skin you alive. 6141 02:32:15,600 --> 02:32:16,240 eBay will eventually have 6142 02:32:16,240 --> 02:32:18,020 backup mirror servers. 6143 02:32:18,420 --> 02:32:19,620 Redundancy is a better way of 6144 02:32:19,620 --> 02:32:20,160 life. 6145 02:32:20,380 --> 02:32:20,720 Please. 6146 02:32:21,200 --> 02:32:23,180 The convenience, the what? 6147 02:32:23,420 --> 02:32:24,250 Well, from a seller's 6148 02:32:24,250 --> 02:32:25,750 perspective, it's really the 6149 02:32:25,750 --> 02:32:26,770 price that they're able to 6150 02:32:26,770 --> 02:32:27,630 command as well as the 6151 02:32:27,630 --> 02:32:28,990 percentage of transactions that 6152 02:32:28,990 --> 02:32:29,400 close. 6153 02:32:29,560 --> 02:32:30,540 And from a buyer's, it's really 6154 02:32:30,540 --> 02:32:31,920 selection and customer service. 6155 02:32:32,040 --> 02:32:32,940 You've got something called the 6156 02:32:32,940 --> 02:32:33,760 buzz, which is what? 6157 02:32:33,800 --> 02:32:35,320 Kind of an online auction zine 6158 02:32:35,320 --> 02:32:35,940 in a way? 6159 02:32:36,680 --> 02:32:37,480 It's currently... 6160 02:32:37,480 --> 02:32:39,620 The buzz is after you. 6161 02:32:40,240 --> 02:32:42,150 An online auction zine in kind 6162 02:32:42,150 --> 02:32:43,120 of a way. 6163 02:32:45,320 --> 02:32:45,620 Something called the buzz, 6164 02:32:45,620 --> 02:32:47,040 which is what? 6165 02:32:47,080 --> 02:32:48,600 Kind of an online auction zine 6166 02:32:48,600 --> 02:32:49,200 in a way? 6167 02:32:49,840 --> 02:32:51,500 It's currently links to news. 6168 02:32:51,880 --> 02:32:52,160 Okay. 6169 02:32:52,260 --> 02:32:52,890 That surround the online 6170 02:32:52,890 --> 02:32:53,440 auction space. 6171 02:32:53,440 --> 02:32:54,480 So it just links to any news 6172 02:32:54,480 --> 02:32:55,600 online that has to do with the 6173 02:32:55,600 --> 02:32:56,680 subject of auctions. 6174 02:32:56,860 --> 02:32:57,160 Right. 6175 02:32:57,220 --> 02:32:58,500 And we're going to be rolling 6176 02:32:58,500 --> 02:32:59,790 out very quickly with our own 6177 02:32:59,790 --> 02:33:00,990 news and our own content to 6178 02:33:00,990 --> 02:33:02,190 make the buzz much more of a 6179 02:33:02,190 --> 02:33:03,220 comprehensive. 6180 02:33:04,040 --> 02:33:05,500 Asian Hornet alert. 6181 02:33:06,200 --> 02:33:07,010 I listened back there to the 6182 02:33:07,010 --> 02:33:08,660 fucking piece about the Asian 6183 02:33:08,660 --> 02:33:10,170 Hornet when I was having the 6184 02:33:10,170 --> 02:33:10,860 dinner. 6185 02:33:11,440 --> 02:33:13,450 Claire Byrne had an extensive 6186 02:33:13,450 --> 02:33:15,120 11-minute piece on it this 6187 02:33:15,120 --> 02:33:16,040 morning. 6188 02:33:16,400 --> 02:33:18,320 And it sounds incredible, guys. 6189 02:33:18,420 --> 02:33:19,980 There's a second nest, a 6190 02:33:19,980 --> 02:33:22,090 potential second nest somewhere 6191 02:33:22,090 --> 02:33:23,260 in the country. 6192 02:33:24,060 --> 02:33:25,170 And you could actually tell why 6193 02:33:25,170 --> 02:33:27,040 Claire Byrne's gone to fucking 6194 02:33:27,040 --> 02:33:27,940 news talk. 6195 02:33:28,100 --> 02:33:30,060 Because as a presenter, she's 6196 02:33:30,060 --> 02:33:31,260 untouchable. 6197 02:33:32,200 --> 02:33:33,320 You'd actually believe that she 6198 02:33:33,320 --> 02:33:35,080 really is interested in the 6199 02:33:35,080 --> 02:33:36,900 Asian Hornet by listening to 6200 02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:37,440 her. 6201 02:33:37,440 --> 02:33:39,000 And that's what she brings or 6202 02:33:39,000 --> 02:33:40,400 brought to Arty while she's 6203 02:33:40,400 --> 02:33:41,320 being poached. 6204 02:33:41,740 --> 02:33:42,640 She'll be there now with Pat 6205 02:33:42,640 --> 02:33:43,120 Kenny. 6206 02:33:43,380 --> 02:33:44,080 Stable mates. 6207 02:33:45,120 --> 02:33:46,720 But, yeah. 6208 02:33:47,120 --> 02:33:48,580 A great presenter. 6209 02:33:48,580 --> 02:33:51,770 I don't like what they did with 6210 02:33:51,770 --> 02:33:53,260 that slot on Arty. 6211 02:33:53,380 --> 02:33:55,380 It used to be the Sean O'Rourke 6212 02:33:55,380 --> 02:33:57,080 and then the other Lady Mary or 6213 02:33:57,080 --> 02:33:58,420 whatever it was. 6214 02:33:58,460 --> 02:33:59,460 It was just called Today. 6215 02:34:00,120 --> 02:34:01,370 And then when Claire Byrne got 6216 02:34:01,370 --> 02:34:02,470 into it, it was Today with 6217 02:34:02,470 --> 02:34:03,180 Claire Byrne. 6218 02:34:03,360 --> 02:34:05,140 It became a personality thing, 6219 02:34:05,140 --> 02:34:05,640 you know. 6220 02:34:05,760 --> 02:34:07,790 And a lot of the stuff, it 6221 02:34:07,790 --> 02:34:09,890 moved into a more of a woman's 6222 02:34:09,890 --> 02:34:10,820 magazine. 6223 02:34:11,020 --> 02:34:13,520 There was some very woman's 6224 02:34:13,520 --> 02:34:15,900 items on it that never used to 6225 02:34:15,900 --> 02:34:16,980 be on it. 6226 02:34:17,020 --> 02:34:17,750 It used to be very news and 6227 02:34:17,750 --> 02:34:18,460 current affairs. 6228 02:34:18,720 --> 02:34:20,000 I think it will go back to that. 6229 02:34:20,400 --> 02:34:21,560 But they've lost a great talent 6230 02:34:21,560 --> 02:34:22,080 there. 6231 02:34:22,600 --> 02:34:24,780 And I wonder, is that another 6232 02:34:24,780 --> 02:34:27,040 one of Noel Kelly's stable? 6233 02:34:27,520 --> 02:34:28,420 Is she in that stable? 6234 02:34:28,500 --> 02:34:30,340 Because she managed to get out 6235 02:34:30,340 --> 02:34:32,470 of Arty, secured the bag, moved 6236 02:34:32,470 --> 02:34:34,660 to News Talk, and came away 6237 02:34:34,660 --> 02:34:35,220 clean 6238 02:34:35,220 --> 02:34:37,300 from the whole scandal element 6239 02:34:37,300 --> 02:34:39,140 of the presenters and their 6240 02:34:39,140 --> 02:34:41,720 extra Renault-based supplements. 6241 02:34:42,580 --> 02:34:43,490 But it'd be interesting to see 6242 02:34:43,490 --> 02:34:45,040 how that develops now. 6243 02:34:45,040 --> 02:34:47,500 I think it will revert to its 6244 02:34:47,500 --> 02:34:50,080 more news-based format. 6245 02:34:50,600 --> 02:34:51,520 That wasn't her fault. 6246 02:34:51,660 --> 02:34:53,390 They made her part of the show, 6247 02:34:53,390 --> 02:34:54,000 you know. 6248 02:34:54,620 --> 02:34:56,980 But, yeah, Hornets, man. 6249 02:34:57,460 --> 02:34:58,960 It's getting fucking dangerous. 6250 02:35:00,560 --> 02:35:01,680 Watch your house. 6251 02:35:01,960 --> 02:35:04,480 This is a fucking serious piece 6252 02:35:04,480 --> 02:35:06,320 of news at the moment. 6253 02:35:06,840 --> 02:35:07,760 You don't want to get stung by 6254 02:35:07,760 --> 02:35:08,820 one of those guys. 6255 02:35:08,920 --> 02:35:10,600 And it seems to be Cork that 6256 02:35:10,600 --> 02:35:12,390 might be suffering the brunt of 6257 02:35:12,390 --> 02:35:12,780 that. 6258 02:35:13,780 --> 02:35:15,280 That's the wrong button. 6259 02:35:16,440 --> 02:35:17,320 You talked about services 6260 02:35:17,320 --> 02:35:18,000 before. 6261 02:35:18,100 --> 02:35:19,030 You have two very useful 6262 02:35:19,030 --> 02:35:20,340 services, it seems to me. 6263 02:35:20,340 --> 02:35:21,460 One is image hosting. 6264 02:35:21,460 --> 02:35:22,180 Explain that. 6265 02:35:22,680 --> 02:35:24,060 What image hosting allows is 6266 02:35:24,060 --> 02:35:26,070 for sellers to attach photos of 6267 02:35:26,070 --> 02:35:27,960 their items to their online 6268 02:35:27,960 --> 02:35:28,840 auction listings. 6269 02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:30,230 And that's been incredibly 6270 02:35:30,230 --> 02:35:31,380 successful for us. 6271 02:35:31,500 --> 02:35:32,230 We host well over a million 6272 02:35:32,230 --> 02:35:32,680 images a day. 6273 02:35:32,680 --> 02:35:33,760 So why would they do that with 6274 02:35:33,760 --> 02:35:34,830 you rather than just post the 6275 02:35:34,830 --> 02:35:36,140 image on the eBay or whatever? 6276 02:35:36,540 --> 02:35:37,880 eBay does not host the images 6277 02:35:37,880 --> 02:35:38,700 themselves. 6278 02:35:38,980 --> 02:35:40,500 Very few auction sites do. 6279 02:35:40,800 --> 02:35:42,000 So while the images do appear 6280 02:35:42,000 --> 02:35:43,360 on eBay, they are hosted by 6281 02:35:43,360 --> 02:35:44,620 auctionwatch.com. 6282 02:35:44,780 --> 02:35:45,120 Okay. 6283 02:35:45,200 --> 02:35:45,730 So that might be a little 6284 02:35:45,730 --> 02:35:46,200 complicated. 6285 02:35:46,280 --> 02:35:47,190 You make it easy for people to 6286 02:35:47,190 --> 02:35:48,220 put the picture of the thing up 6287 02:35:48,220 --> 02:35:48,660 there. 6288 02:35:48,900 --> 02:35:49,260 Exactly. 6289 02:35:49,340 --> 02:35:50,370 It's a very simple automated 6290 02:35:50,370 --> 02:35:50,900 process. 6291 02:35:51,000 --> 02:35:51,200 All right. 6292 02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:52,500 Something else you have is the 6293 02:35:52,500 --> 02:35:53,420 eBay QuickScript. 6294 02:35:53,580 --> 02:35:54,080 What is that? 6295 02:35:54,560 --> 02:35:54,880 QuickScript. 6296 02:35:54,880 --> 02:35:55,500 eBay QuickScript. 6297 02:35:56,040 --> 02:35:57,140 That's actually something that 6298 02:35:57,140 --> 02:35:58,130 we're going to be moving away 6299 02:35:58,130 --> 02:35:59,160 from, but it's a very simple 6300 02:35:59,160 --> 02:36:00,710 eBay search tool that will not 6301 02:36:00,710 --> 02:36:02,120 be in the next version of our 6302 02:36:02,120 --> 02:36:02,600 site. 6303 02:36:02,800 --> 02:36:04,160 I am the Asian harness. 6304 02:36:04,160 --> 02:36:04,790 It sounds like a pretty good 6305 02:36:04,790 --> 02:36:05,380 idea if you're looking for 6306 02:36:05,380 --> 02:36:05,780 something. 6307 02:36:05,780 --> 02:36:06,640 Pretty good idea. 6308 02:36:06,820 --> 02:36:07,980 Just browser compatibility. 6309 02:36:08,300 --> 02:36:08,840 Oh, okay. 6310 02:36:08,840 --> 02:36:09,890 It's not compatible with any of 6311 02:36:09,890 --> 02:36:10,720 the newer browsers. 6312 02:36:11,000 --> 02:36:12,230 Well, what's the next step in 6313 02:36:12,230 --> 02:36:13,100 online auctions? 6314 02:36:13,200 --> 02:36:14,020 What's going to be the cool new 6315 02:36:14,020 --> 02:36:14,920 thing that you guys are going 6316 02:36:14,920 --> 02:36:15,780 to do or the Ebays of the world 6317 02:36:15,780 --> 02:36:16,300 will do? 6318 02:36:16,520 --> 02:36:17,420 There are a number of things. 6319 02:36:17,520 --> 02:36:19,180 I see auctions moving upstream, 6320 02:36:19,180 --> 02:36:20,780 so moving from your lower-priced 6321 02:36:20,780 --> 02:36:22,280 items into much higher dollar 6322 02:36:22,280 --> 02:36:22,840 items. 6323 02:36:22,860 --> 02:36:23,140 Right. 6324 02:36:23,580 --> 02:36:24,850 Localized auctions are allowing 6325 02:36:24,850 --> 02:36:26,330 people to sell things such as 6326 02:36:26,330 --> 02:36:27,580 furniture and cars. 6327 02:36:27,580 --> 02:36:28,350 The big stuff where you've got 6328 02:36:28,350 --> 02:36:29,240 to go with the pickup truck. 6329 02:36:29,240 --> 02:36:29,460 Right. 6330 02:36:29,700 --> 02:36:29,920 Right. 6331 02:36:30,320 --> 02:36:31,110 And those are what we see as 6332 02:36:31,110 --> 02:36:32,410 being the major trends in the 6333 02:36:32,410 --> 02:36:33,860 online auction space, as well 6334 02:36:33,860 --> 02:36:35,600 as just continued fragmentation. 6335 02:36:36,440 --> 02:36:37,280 Get out of here. 6336 02:36:37,820 --> 02:36:38,940 This is done, Stu. 6337 02:36:39,040 --> 02:36:40,020 Get the hell out of here. 6338 02:36:40,220 --> 02:36:41,190 Well, if you're into auctions, 6339 02:36:41,190 --> 02:36:42,120 it's really a great place to 6340 02:36:42,120 --> 02:36:42,300 start. 6341 02:36:42,780 --> 02:36:43,680 Auctionwatch.com. 6342 02:36:43,740 --> 02:36:44,360 Thank you, Rodrigo. 6343 02:36:44,380 --> 02:36:45,000 Thank you very much. 6344 02:36:45,000 --> 02:36:45,840 Good stuff. 6345 02:36:53,840 --> 02:36:52,370 Among the most popular collectibles 6346 02:36:52,370 --> 02:36:57,480 online are old computers. 6347 02:36:57,980 --> 02:36:59,050 For some reason, there are 6348 02:36:59,050 --> 02:37:00,250 people like me who are 6349 02:37:00,250 --> 02:37:02,240 fascinated by these old clunkers, 6350 02:37:02,340 --> 02:37:03,870 which in retrospect were far 6351 02:37:03,870 --> 02:37:05,860 too expensive and far too slow. 6352 02:37:06,180 --> 02:37:07,640 We found one guy who loves old 6353 02:37:07,640 --> 02:37:09,160 computers, so much so that he 6354 02:37:09,160 --> 02:37:11,130 started something called the Vintage 6355 02:37:11,130 --> 02:37:12,420 Computer Festival. 6356 02:37:12,860 --> 02:37:13,800 Andrew is with him. 6357 02:37:14,800 --> 02:37:15,710 Salam, you are the founder of 6358 02:37:15,710 --> 02:37:18,000 the Vintage Computer Festival. 6359 02:37:18,740 --> 02:37:19,660 I think it's now in his third 6360 02:37:19,660 --> 02:37:19,980 year. 6361 02:37:19,980 --> 02:37:19,980 I think it's now in his third 6362 02:37:19,980 --> 02:37:20,000 year. 6363 02:37:20,000 --> 02:37:21,630 I think it's classic agnostic 6364 02:37:21,630 --> 02:37:22,280 salams. 6365 02:37:27,380 --> 02:37:27,880 Thank you very much, Casey, for 6366 02:37:27,880 --> 02:37:29,720 the tip. 6367 02:37:30,720 --> 02:37:31,860 You know, we're encouraged 6368 02:37:31,860 --> 02:37:33,620 constantly to go out and buy 6369 02:37:33,620 --> 02:37:34,940 new computers. 6370 02:37:35,260 --> 02:37:36,450 It's like every six months, 6371 02:37:36,450 --> 02:37:37,120 basically. 6372 02:37:37,260 --> 02:37:38,440 It seems like the latest one is 6373 02:37:38,440 --> 02:37:39,620 obsolete and there's a new one 6374 02:37:39,620 --> 02:37:40,280 coming in. 6375 02:37:40,460 --> 02:37:42,820 Why collect vintage computers? 6376 02:37:43,180 --> 02:37:44,410 Well, originally it started out 6377 02:37:44,410 --> 02:37:45,710 as I just couldn't get rid of 6378 02:37:45,710 --> 02:37:46,760 my old computers. 6379 02:37:46,960 --> 02:37:48,020 I fell in love with them or 6380 02:37:48,020 --> 02:37:48,720 whatever. 6381 02:37:49,780 --> 02:37:50,510 So you were a geek, basically, 6382 02:37:50,510 --> 02:37:51,760 when you were a kid. 6383 02:37:51,840 --> 02:37:52,600 Very much so. 6384 02:37:52,600 --> 02:37:52,860 Okay. 6385 02:37:52,980 --> 02:37:53,360 Still am. 6386 02:37:53,440 --> 02:37:53,620 Good. 6387 02:37:53,960 --> 02:37:55,620 But then it became a matter of 6388 02:37:55,620 --> 02:37:57,170 I felt that a lot of computers 6389 02:37:57,170 --> 02:37:58,720 were being thrown out. 6390 02:37:58,900 --> 02:37:59,680 The fuck is that? 6391 02:37:59,760 --> 02:38:01,630 It's like a briefcase, but it 6392 02:38:01,630 --> 02:38:03,130 seems to be it could be a 6393 02:38:03,130 --> 02:38:05,040 computer in a briefcase. 6394 02:38:06,960 --> 02:38:08,160 A briefputer. 6395 02:38:09,160 --> 02:38:10,340 Or a suitputer. 6396 02:38:11,120 --> 02:38:12,840 Without anybody saving some of 6397 02:38:12,840 --> 02:38:15,400 these computers from the past, 6398 02:38:15,640 --> 02:38:16,540 that someday people would 6399 02:38:16,540 --> 02:38:18,100 wonder, well, what happened? 6400 02:38:18,500 --> 02:38:19,180 It's a gun. 6401 02:38:19,400 --> 02:38:19,540 Right. 6402 02:38:19,620 --> 02:38:21,070 So there may not be a history 6403 02:38:21,070 --> 02:38:22,760 for people to look back on. 6404 02:38:22,920 --> 02:38:23,200 Exactly. 6405 02:38:23,200 --> 02:38:24,360 So I thought if I don't start 6406 02:38:24,360 --> 02:38:25,870 collecting these things, nobody 6407 02:38:25,870 --> 02:38:26,260 will. 6408 02:38:26,780 --> 02:38:28,150 And so I would go out and to 6409 02:38:28,150 --> 02:38:30,540 flea markets and thrift stores 6410 02:38:30,540 --> 02:38:31,360 and things 6411 02:38:31,360 --> 02:38:32,560 and start finding this stuff 6412 02:38:32,560 --> 02:38:33,990 and collecting and accumulating 6413 02:38:33,990 --> 02:38:34,320 it. 6414 02:38:34,760 --> 02:38:35,510 And then eventually I found out 6415 02:38:35,510 --> 02:38:36,700 that there were actually other 6416 02:38:36,700 --> 02:38:37,420 people out there 6417 02:38:37,420 --> 02:38:38,610 who thought the same way I did, 6418 02:38:38,610 --> 02:38:39,260 which is, you know, 6419 02:38:39,280 --> 02:38:40,890 if nobody does it or if I don't 6420 02:38:40,890 --> 02:38:42,340 do it, nobody else will. 6421 02:38:42,560 --> 02:38:43,660 So you started the festival. 6422 02:38:43,920 --> 02:38:44,680 And so I started the Vintage 6423 02:38:44,680 --> 02:38:45,720 Computer Festival after I 6424 02:38:45,720 --> 02:38:46,100 realized 6425 02:38:46,100 --> 02:38:47,300 that there was a whole bunch of 6426 02:38:47,300 --> 02:38:48,060 collectors out there. 6427 02:38:48,380 --> 02:38:49,840 And there was a need for, you 6428 02:38:49,840 --> 02:38:51,600 know, a sort of an event where 6429 02:38:51,600 --> 02:38:52,440 people could get together 6430 02:38:52,440 --> 02:38:54,810 and share information and trade 6431 02:38:54,810 --> 02:38:57,180 computers and hear mostly talks 6432 02:38:57,180 --> 02:38:59,000 on computer history. 6433 02:38:59,100 --> 02:38:59,320 Right. 6434 02:38:59,400 --> 02:39:00,330 And that's the emphasis of the 6435 02:39:00,330 --> 02:39:00,820 festival. 6436 02:39:00,920 --> 02:39:01,600 Okay, great. 6437 02:39:01,740 --> 02:39:02,860 Well, it looks like you've 6438 02:39:02,860 --> 02:39:04,360 brought some of your collection 6439 02:39:04,360 --> 02:39:05,160 here with us. 6440 02:39:05,560 --> 02:39:06,460 Why don't you go through and 6441 02:39:06,460 --> 02:39:07,570 sort of give me a little 6442 02:39:07,570 --> 02:39:08,380 history here. 6443 02:39:08,380 --> 02:39:08,520 Okay. 6444 02:39:08,600 --> 02:39:09,310 I've got some interesting 6445 02:39:09,310 --> 02:39:09,820 things here. 6446 02:39:09,900 --> 02:39:11,440 This is an early computer from 6447 02:39:11,440 --> 02:39:12,480 the mid-'70s. 6448 02:39:12,560 --> 02:39:14,000 It's a computer trainer. 6449 02:39:14,360 --> 02:39:15,630 And it basically was used for, 6450 02:39:15,630 --> 02:39:17,560 I mean, it's an actual computer. 6451 02:39:17,680 --> 02:39:18,540 You could use it as a computer. 6452 02:39:18,700 --> 02:39:19,570 It looks like a calculator to 6453 02:39:19,570 --> 02:39:19,820 me. 6454 02:39:19,880 --> 02:39:20,040 Yeah. 6455 02:39:20,120 --> 02:39:21,430 This is where you would 6456 02:39:21,430 --> 02:39:23,700 actually enter your programs in. 6457 02:39:23,740 --> 02:39:24,560 You would program it all in 6458 02:39:24,560 --> 02:39:25,600 machine language, which is all 6459 02:39:25,600 --> 02:39:26,220 just numbers. 6460 02:39:26,360 --> 02:39:26,640 Okay. 6461 02:39:26,700 --> 02:39:27,800 But you could actually hook a 6462 02:39:27,800 --> 02:39:28,900 terminal up to it or a printer 6463 02:39:28,900 --> 02:39:30,260 and make it a useful computer. 6464 02:39:30,260 --> 02:39:30,380 Okay. 6465 02:39:30,840 --> 02:39:32,240 And it had a whopping 4K of 6466 02:39:32,240 --> 02:39:32,880 memory. 6467 02:39:32,960 --> 02:39:33,420 4K. 6468 02:39:33,540 --> 02:39:33,800 Wow. 6469 02:39:33,800 --> 02:39:35,000 That wouldn't even get you an 6470 02:39:35,000 --> 02:39:35,900 email these days. 6471 02:39:36,080 --> 02:39:36,240 Okay. 6472 02:39:36,440 --> 02:39:37,410 So what do you got here in the 6473 02:39:37,410 --> 02:39:38,300 storage device? 6474 02:39:38,300 --> 02:39:39,100 Well, over here I have some 6475 02:39:39,100 --> 02:39:39,950 different obsolete storage 6476 02:39:39,950 --> 02:39:40,340 devices. 6477 02:39:41,060 --> 02:39:42,140 Here's some memory. 6478 02:39:42,260 --> 02:39:42,840 This is an old. 6479 02:39:43,000 --> 02:39:43,240 Wow. 6480 02:39:43,360 --> 02:39:44,840 This is a core memory module. 6481 02:39:45,520 --> 02:39:45,880 And this one. 6482 02:39:45,880 --> 02:39:46,640 How much memory is that? 6483 02:39:46,740 --> 02:39:48,420 This is 8K. 6484 02:39:48,680 --> 02:39:49,240 8K. 6485 02:39:49,280 --> 02:39:49,940 Of core memory. 6486 02:39:50,140 --> 02:39:50,200 Boy. 6487 02:39:50,200 --> 02:39:51,600 This basically would appear 6488 02:39:51,600 --> 02:39:53,110 mostly in your mini computers 6489 02:39:53,110 --> 02:39:54,980 from the 60s and early 70s. 6490 02:39:54,980 --> 02:39:56,380 Really? 8K would be about twice 6491 02:39:56,380 --> 02:39:57,160 as big as that now. 6492 02:39:57,260 --> 02:39:59,000 So maybe a little less. 6493 02:39:59,500 --> 02:40:00,740 Then you have, this is a bubble 6494 02:40:00,740 --> 02:40:01,840 memory module. 6495 02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:03,590 This bubble memory was invented 6496 02:40:03,590 --> 02:40:05,120 in the 70s and had a lot of 6497 02:40:05,120 --> 02:40:06,000 potential. 6498 02:40:06,000 --> 02:40:06,420 Bubble down. 6499 02:40:06,420 --> 02:40:07,590 But it never really took off 6500 02:40:07,590 --> 02:40:09,080 because it had a density limit. 6501 02:40:09,260 --> 02:40:10,400 You can only get it so big. 6502 02:40:11,020 --> 02:40:11,880 It's kind of heavy. 6503 02:40:12,300 --> 02:40:13,560 And then you have some old 6504 02:40:13,560 --> 02:40:15,260 storage devices here. 6505 02:40:15,340 --> 02:40:16,880 Well, here's some punch tape. 6506 02:40:16,920 --> 02:40:17,080 Wow. 6507 02:40:17,140 --> 02:40:18,700 Not exactly your zip driver. 6508 02:40:18,860 --> 02:40:19,500 No, not at all. 6509 02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:20,860 This is an old 8-inch floppy. 6510 02:40:21,000 --> 02:40:21,900 And then we have some punch 6511 02:40:21,900 --> 02:40:22,970 tape here where you used to 6512 02:40:22,970 --> 02:40:24,120 store your programs on. 6513 02:40:24,200 --> 02:40:24,760 It does work. 6514 02:40:24,800 --> 02:40:26,140 This is really old stuff. 6515 02:40:26,220 --> 02:40:26,360 Yeah. 6516 02:40:26,440 --> 02:40:27,690 This is, you know, this goes 6517 02:40:27,690 --> 02:40:28,460 back a long way. 6518 02:40:29,020 --> 02:40:30,010 This is one of the disk drive 6519 02:40:30,010 --> 02:40:31,640 format or disk formats that 6520 02:40:31,640 --> 02:40:32,720 didn't make it. 6521 02:40:32,740 --> 02:40:33,580 It's a 3-inch disk. 6522 02:40:33,880 --> 02:40:35,280 Of course, we all know the 3.5 6523 02:40:35,280 --> 02:40:35,880 went out. 6524 02:40:36,020 --> 02:40:38,380 And then this is a floppy tape. 6525 02:40:38,840 --> 02:40:39,470 They call it stringy floppy, 6526 02:40:39,470 --> 02:40:40,360 they called it, but never 6527 02:40:40,360 --> 02:40:41,340 really went anywhere. 6528 02:40:41,580 --> 02:40:41,780 Okay. 6529 02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:43,630 Now, what's this device over 6530 02:40:43,630 --> 02:40:44,140 here? 6531 02:40:44,160 --> 02:40:45,180 This is a punch card. 6532 02:40:45,800 --> 02:40:46,490 This is like interactive 6533 02:40:46,490 --> 02:40:47,260 computing. 6534 02:40:47,420 --> 02:40:47,760 I like this. 6535 02:40:47,760 --> 02:40:48,100 Yeah. 6536 02:40:48,160 --> 02:40:49,460 This is a manual punch that you 6537 02:40:49,460 --> 02:40:50,680 could use in the comfort of 6538 02:40:50,680 --> 02:40:51,600 your own office. 6539 02:40:51,660 --> 02:40:51,940 Okay. 6540 02:40:52,060 --> 02:40:53,190 Instead of having to use the 6541 02:40:53,190 --> 02:40:53,910 punch card machine in the 6542 02:40:53,910 --> 02:40:55,200 computer center or whatever. 6543 02:40:55,420 --> 02:40:56,280 And, of course, we have a punch 6544 02:40:56,280 --> 02:40:56,760 card here. 6545 02:40:56,800 --> 02:40:57,470 And you would just slide it 6546 02:40:57,470 --> 02:40:58,060 into the machine. 6547 02:40:58,280 --> 02:40:59,490 And there's a little chart here 6548 02:40:59,490 --> 02:41:00,740 that tells you how to get the 6549 02:41:00,740 --> 02:41:02,180 characters to punch in onto the 6550 02:41:02,180 --> 02:41:02,660 card. 6551 02:41:02,660 --> 02:41:02,840 Right. 6552 02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:04,070 The company that printed these 6553 02:41:04,070 --> 02:41:05,320 must have gone out of business, 6554 02:41:05,320 --> 02:41:06,120 don't you think? 6555 02:41:06,120 --> 02:41:07,120 Well, probably. 6556 02:41:07,420 --> 02:41:08,480 What is this here? 6557 02:41:08,720 --> 02:41:10,240 This is a programming patch 6558 02:41:10,240 --> 02:41:12,610 panel for an IBM 557 card punch 6559 02:41:12,610 --> 02:41:13,440 machine. 6560 02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:14,630 And this is how you would 6561 02:41:14,630 --> 02:41:15,900 basically program it. 6562 02:41:15,980 --> 02:41:17,270 You would wire it together 6563 02:41:17,270 --> 02:41:18,350 based on, you know, the 6564 02:41:18,350 --> 02:41:19,580 different sections. 6565 02:41:19,920 --> 02:41:20,980 And what year is this from? 6566 02:41:21,200 --> 02:41:22,380 This is actually from a machine 6567 02:41:22,380 --> 02:41:23,400 from the late 60s. 6568 02:41:23,400 --> 02:41:24,160 Late 60s. 6569 02:41:24,160 --> 02:41:24,460 Okay. 6570 02:41:24,600 --> 02:41:25,770 And this is the actual hieroglyphics 6571 02:41:25,770 --> 02:41:27,060 of a programmer from those days. 6572 02:41:27,060 --> 02:41:27,060 Yeah. 6573 02:41:27,060 --> 02:41:28,260 This is the last remnants of a 6574 02:41:28,260 --> 02:41:29,560 programmer who left some notes 6575 02:41:29,560 --> 02:41:30,320 for a few years. 6576 02:41:30,520 --> 02:41:32,200 He is touching and demeaning, 6577 02:41:32,200 --> 02:41:33,620 says Pestilent Caden. 6578 02:41:33,780 --> 02:41:36,020 I think so, Andrew DeVries. 6579 02:41:37,180 --> 02:41:38,360 Kind of like treating it like 6580 02:41:38,360 --> 02:41:40,740 it's a bit of a silly item, you 6581 02:41:40,740 --> 02:41:41,500 know? 6582 02:41:41,680 --> 02:41:43,160 I don't like that from DeVries. 6583 02:41:43,420 --> 02:41:44,360 I think he should actually have 6584 02:41:44,360 --> 02:41:45,560 a little bit more reverence and 6585 02:41:45,560 --> 02:41:46,440 respect for this. 6586 02:41:46,540 --> 02:41:46,960 All right. 6587 02:41:47,000 --> 02:41:48,480 Well, now the personal computer 6588 02:41:48,480 --> 02:41:49,800 revolution sort of took off. 6589 02:41:49,800 --> 02:41:52,800 Yeah, we get back into early 80s. 6590 02:41:52,820 --> 02:41:54,040 This is a Timex Sinclair 1000. 6591 02:41:54,040 --> 02:41:55,000 I think that's very interesting. 6592 02:41:55,120 --> 02:41:56,310 A lot of people don't know that 6593 02:41:56,310 --> 02:41:57,690 Timex was involved in the early 6594 02:41:57,690 --> 02:41:58,380 computer. 6595 02:41:58,560 --> 02:41:59,500 In fact, yes, they were. 6596 02:41:59,580 --> 02:42:00,780 A lot of companies that you 6597 02:42:00,780 --> 02:42:01,940 wouldn't associate with 6598 02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:03,260 computers are actually made 6599 02:42:03,260 --> 02:42:04,480 computers at some point. 6600 02:42:04,560 --> 02:42:04,700 Right, right. 6601 02:42:04,780 --> 02:42:06,020 A lot of people recognize this. 6602 02:42:06,240 --> 02:42:07,090 This looks almost like a laptop 6603 02:42:07,090 --> 02:42:07,420 here. 6604 02:42:07,420 --> 02:42:08,290 Well, this is Apple's first 6605 02:42:08,290 --> 02:42:08,740 portable. 6606 02:42:08,880 --> 02:42:10,030 This is actually a prototype 6607 02:42:10,030 --> 02:42:10,660 Apple IIc. 6608 02:42:11,240 --> 02:42:12,770 And I found this in a thrift 6609 02:42:12,770 --> 02:42:14,680 store of all places. 6610 02:42:14,780 --> 02:42:14,980 Really? 6611 02:42:15,180 --> 02:42:15,380 Okay. 6612 02:42:15,500 --> 02:42:16,670 Now, this is a beautiful 6613 02:42:16,670 --> 02:42:17,940 collection of stuff. 6614 02:42:17,940 --> 02:42:19,310 And I understand you're also 6615 02:42:19,310 --> 02:42:20,620 working on a physical space 6616 02:42:20,620 --> 02:42:22,080 maybe where people can go. 6617 02:42:22,740 --> 02:42:24,450 The width and size of the shirt 6618 02:42:24,450 --> 02:42:25,540 and frame. 6619 02:42:25,720 --> 02:42:27,950 It's a big situation, sort of 6620 02:42:27,950 --> 02:42:29,080 MC Hammer. 6621 02:42:29,080 --> 02:42:32,210 David Byrne-esque oversized 6622 02:42:32,210 --> 02:42:33,260 shirt. 6623 02:42:33,400 --> 02:42:35,430 I have a warehouse that I'm 6624 02:42:35,430 --> 02:42:37,720 converting into a center. 6625 02:42:37,720 --> 02:42:38,700 I'm kind of calling it a 6626 02:42:38,700 --> 02:42:39,700 community museum. 6627 02:42:39,700 --> 02:42:41,040 It's going to be a... 6628 02:42:41,040 --> 02:42:42,500 The official name is the Vintage 6629 02:42:42,500 --> 02:42:43,880 Technology Cooperative Resource 6630 02:42:43,880 --> 02:42:44,400 Center. 6631 02:42:44,620 --> 02:42:44,800 Okay. 6632 02:42:44,800 --> 02:42:46,210 And it's going to be a center 6633 02:42:46,210 --> 02:42:47,800 where people can come and share 6634 02:42:47,800 --> 02:42:49,560 in the hobby, work on their old 6635 02:42:49,560 --> 02:42:49,860 computers. 6636 02:42:49,860 --> 02:42:51,070 It's going to have workstations 6637 02:42:51,070 --> 02:42:52,040 set up and tools and things 6638 02:42:52,040 --> 02:42:52,600 like that. 6639 02:42:52,760 --> 02:42:53,690 It's going to have a full 6640 02:42:53,690 --> 02:42:55,140 library of old computer books. 6641 02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:56,700 I've been collecting books and 6642 02:42:56,700 --> 02:42:57,880 magazines to fill it up for 6643 02:42:57,880 --> 02:42:59,020 people to do historical 6644 02:42:59,020 --> 02:43:00,500 research into computers. 6645 02:43:01,020 --> 02:43:01,920 And it's currently being turned 6646 02:43:01,920 --> 02:43:03,560 into a non-profit organization. 6647 02:43:03,900 --> 02:43:04,380 That's great. 6648 02:43:04,440 --> 02:43:05,300 Now, where can people check 6649 02:43:05,300 --> 02:43:05,960 this out on the web? 6650 02:43:06,080 --> 02:43:08,640 It's www.vintage.org. 6651 02:43:08,720 --> 02:43:08,960 All right. 6652 02:43:09,020 --> 02:43:09,640 Thanks a lot. 6653 02:43:09,640 --> 02:43:09,640 Thanks a lot. 6654 02:43:09,640 --> 02:43:11,040 Game Boy. 6655 02:43:13,460 --> 02:43:14,700 Nintendo's Game Boy. 6656 02:43:16,060 --> 02:43:17,080 Computer Games. 6657 02:43:17,860 --> 02:43:18,790 One of the coolest new computer 6658 02:43:18,790 --> 02:43:19,360 games. 6659 02:43:19,360 --> 02:43:20,360 One of the strangest phenomena 6660 02:43:20,360 --> 02:43:21,000 in online... 6661 02:43:21,000 --> 02:43:21,280 Wow! 6662 02:43:22,020 --> 02:43:23,080 A real convergence. 6663 02:43:23,720 --> 02:43:25,180 One of the coolest new computer 6664 02:43:25,180 --> 02:43:25,880 games. 6665 02:43:26,180 --> 02:43:27,660 One of the strangest things 6666 02:43:27,660 --> 02:43:28,400 online. 6667 02:43:30,720 --> 02:43:31,860 One of the strangest phenomena 6668 02:43:31,860 --> 02:43:34,950 in online collectibles is this 6669 02:43:34,950 --> 02:43:36,690 trend now toward collecting old 6670 02:43:36,690 --> 02:43:37,460 websites. 6671 02:43:37,900 --> 02:43:39,580 In fact, the San Francisco... 6672 02:43:39,580 --> 02:43:41,040 Websites! 6673 02:43:41,660 --> 02:43:43,130 ...is this trend now toward 6674 02:43:43,130 --> 02:43:44,740 collecting old websites. 6675 02:43:45,220 --> 02:43:45,620 Wow! 6676 02:43:45,680 --> 02:43:47,230 You can even hear the reverb 6677 02:43:47,230 --> 02:43:48,460 inside that cafe. 6678 02:43:48,460 --> 02:43:50,300 Imagine just being on the 6679 02:43:50,300 --> 02:43:52,980 computers in the background 6680 02:43:52,980 --> 02:43:54,360 hearing Stu yell websites 6681 02:43:54,360 --> 02:43:55,620 really loud. 6682 02:43:56,040 --> 02:43:57,660 How positively charged you 6683 02:43:57,660 --> 02:43:59,850 would be to be on the websites 6684 02:43:59,850 --> 02:44:01,840 while he's saying that. 6685 02:44:01,860 --> 02:44:03,700 ...in online collectibles is 6686 02:44:03,700 --> 02:44:04,780 this trend now toward 6687 02:44:04,780 --> 02:44:06,300 collecting old websites. 6688 02:44:06,660 --> 02:44:08,200 In fact, the San Francisco 6689 02:44:08,200 --> 02:44:09,820 Museum of Modern Art is doing 6690 02:44:09,820 --> 02:44:10,840 exactly that. 6691 02:44:10,840 --> 02:44:12,130 Jane is with the Projects 6692 02:44:12,130 --> 02:44:12,720 Director. 6693 02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:13,380 Jane! 6694 02:44:13,380 --> 02:44:14,060 ...is this director. 6695 02:44:14,380 --> 02:44:15,620 ...is doing exactly that. 6696 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,650 The San Francisco Museum of 6697 02:44:15,650 --> 02:44:15,660 Modern Art is doing exactly 6698 02:44:15,660 --> 02:44:15,720 that. 6699 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 The San Francisco Museum of 6700 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 Modern Art is doing exactly 6701 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 that. 6702 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 The San Francisco Museum of 6703 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 Modern Art is doing exactly 6704 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 that. 6705 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 The San Francisco Museum of 6706 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720 Modern Art is doing exactly 6707 02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,740 that. 6708 02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740 The San Francisco Museum of 6709 02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740 Modern Art is doing exactly 6710 02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740 that. 6711 02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740 The San Francisco Museum of 6712 02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740 Modern Art is doing exactly 6713 02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,760 that. 6714 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760 The San Francisco Museum of 6715 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760 Modern Art is doing exactly 6716 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760 that. 6717 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760 The San Francisco Museum of 6718 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760 Modern Art is doing exactly 6719 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760 that. 6720 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,770 The San Francisco Museum of 6721 02:44:15,770 --> 02:44:15,770 Modern Art is doing exactly 6722 02:44:15,770 --> 02:44:15,820 that. 6723 02:44:15,820 --> 02:44:21,410 The San Francisco Museum of 6724 02:44:21,410 --> 02:44:26,990 Modern Art is doing exactly 6725 02:44:26,990 --> 02:44:28,740 that. 6726 02:44:28,740 --> 02:44:30,210 Jane is with the Projects 6727 02:44:30,210 --> 02:44:31,000 Director. 6728 02:44:31,000 --> 02:44:32,000 That wipe. 6729 02:44:32,000 --> 02:44:33,000 That wipe. 6730 02:44:33,000 --> 02:44:34,000 That. 6731 02:44:34,000 --> 02:44:36,080 Jane is with the Projects 6732 02:44:36,080 --> 02:44:37,060 Director. 6733 02:44:37,060 --> 02:44:38,060 That wipe. 6734 02:44:38,060 --> 02:44:39,060 That damn wipe. 6735 02:44:39,060 --> 02:44:41,400 And it looks, if you freeze it, 6736 02:44:41,400 --> 02:44:43,500 it looks like he's got Jane's 6737 02:44:43,500 --> 02:44:45,060 hair on his head. 6738 02:44:45,060 --> 02:44:46,360 Maybe he might have Jane's eyes 6739 02:44:46,360 --> 02:44:47,180 and Stu's mouth. 6740 02:44:47,180 --> 02:44:48,180 Wow. 6741 02:44:48,180 --> 02:44:50,180 Wow. 6742 02:44:50,180 --> 02:44:53,540 Maybe now, the next one, he 6743 02:44:53,540 --> 02:44:57,880 might have Jane's nose and Stu's 6744 02:44:57,880 --> 02:44:58,520 mouth. 6745 02:44:58,520 --> 02:44:59,730 If Jane opens her eyes now, it's 6746 02:44:59,730 --> 02:45:00,740 going to be beautiful. 6747 02:45:00,740 --> 02:45:02,740 Oh, yeah. 6748 02:45:02,740 --> 02:45:09,780 Don't know how to feel about 6749 02:45:09,780 --> 02:45:11,740 this. 6750 02:45:11,740 --> 02:45:12,270 And then, I'll just say, "I'm 6751 02:45:12,270 --> 02:45:12,740 going to be a little bit." 6752 02:45:12,740 --> 02:45:13,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6753 02:45:13,740 --> 02:45:14,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6754 02:45:14,740 --> 02:45:15,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6755 02:45:15,740 --> 02:45:16,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6756 02:45:16,740 --> 02:45:17,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6757 02:45:17,740 --> 02:45:18,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6758 02:45:18,740 --> 02:45:19,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6759 02:45:19,740 --> 02:45:20,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6760 02:45:20,740 --> 02:45:21,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6761 02:45:21,740 --> 02:45:22,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6762 02:45:22,740 --> 02:45:23,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6763 02:45:23,740 --> 02:45:24,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6764 02:45:24,740 --> 02:45:25,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6765 02:45:25,740 --> 02:45:26,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6766 02:45:26,740 --> 02:45:27,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6767 02:45:27,740 --> 02:45:28,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6768 02:45:28,740 --> 02:45:29,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6769 02:45:29,740 --> 02:45:30,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6770 02:45:30,740 --> 02:45:31,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6771 02:45:31,740 --> 02:45:32,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6772 02:45:32,740 --> 02:45:33,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6773 02:45:33,740 --> 02:45:34,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6774 02:45:34,740 --> 02:45:35,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6775 02:45:35,740 --> 02:45:36,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6776 02:45:36,740 --> 02:45:37,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6777 02:45:37,740 --> 02:45:38,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6778 02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:39,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6779 02:45:39,740 --> 02:45:40,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6780 02:45:40,740 --> 02:45:41,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6781 02:45:41,740 --> 02:45:42,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6782 02:45:42,740 --> 02:45:43,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6783 02:45:43,740 --> 02:45:44,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6784 02:45:44,740 --> 02:45:45,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6785 02:45:45,740 --> 02:45:46,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6786 02:45:46,740 --> 02:45:47,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6787 02:45:47,740 --> 02:45:48,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6788 02:45:48,740 --> 02:45:49,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6789 02:45:49,740 --> 02:45:50,740 I'm going to be a little bit. 6790 02:45:50,740 --> 02:45:51,740 Well, we don't. 6791 02:45:51,740 --> 02:45:52,740 Sorry. 6792 02:45:52,740 --> 02:45:54,820 I thought I was going to go 6793 02:45:54,820 --> 02:45:55,740 into it. 6794 02:45:55,740 --> 02:45:57,740 Maybe we go here. 6795 02:45:57,740 --> 02:46:00,740 A lot, Aaron. 6796 02:46:00,740 --> 02:46:02,740 You want there. 6797 02:46:02,740 --> 02:46:03,740 That's where you want. 6798 02:46:03,740 --> 02:46:05,080 But it's going to be hard to 6799 02:46:05,080 --> 02:46:05,740 fucking. 6800 02:46:05,740 --> 02:46:06,740 I can't do it. 6801 02:46:06,740 --> 02:46:07,740 I can't do it. 6802 02:46:07,740 --> 02:46:09,260 It's going to be too much pissing 6803 02:46:09,260 --> 02:46:09,740 about. 6804 02:46:09,740 --> 02:46:11,110 I've already, I've already tore 6805 02:46:11,110 --> 02:46:11,740 the arse out. 6806 02:46:11,740 --> 02:46:12,900 We do a display of websites at 6807 02:46:12,900 --> 02:46:14,740 the San Francisco Museum of 6808 02:46:14,740 --> 02:46:15,740 Modern Art. 6809 02:46:15,740 --> 02:46:16,740 Well, we don't. 6810 02:46:16,740 --> 02:46:19,740 We do websites on our site. 6811 02:46:19,740 --> 02:46:21,710 And what we're trying to do is 6812 02:46:21,710 --> 02:46:22,740 really two things. 6813 02:46:22,740 --> 02:46:23,740 The first is. 6814 02:46:23,740 --> 02:46:24,740 Actually, I tell you what. 6815 02:46:24,740 --> 02:46:25,810 Dara has made a fucking thing 6816 02:46:25,810 --> 02:46:26,740 where I look at this. 6817 02:46:26,740 --> 02:46:27,740 The side hatch. 6818 02:46:27,740 --> 02:46:30,740 You click that. 6819 02:46:30,740 --> 02:46:32,560 He's made it so that we can 6820 02:46:32,560 --> 02:46:34,940 have our hotkeys saved to do 6821 02:46:34,940 --> 02:46:35,740 the mixes. 6822 02:46:35,740 --> 02:46:38,030 It's not faffing about because 6823 02:46:38,030 --> 02:46:40,740 he's done the website, you know? 6824 02:46:40,740 --> 02:46:42,740 So if we go here. 6825 02:46:42,740 --> 02:46:45,740 First off. 6826 02:46:45,740 --> 02:46:48,740 What we do here. 6827 02:46:48,740 --> 02:46:50,380 In the name of modern art. 6828 02:46:53,480 --> 02:46:55,060 Look at Stu there, look. 6829 02:46:55,420 --> 02:46:56,800 Modern art trend now. 6830 02:47:05,060 --> 02:47:08,090 Just this piercing Stu gaze, 6831 02:47:08,090 --> 02:47:10,220 which is a genre of music like 6832 02:47:10,220 --> 02:47:12,220 shoegaze, but it's Stu gaze. 6833 02:47:13,160 --> 02:47:15,080 I think we've said that before. 6834 02:47:15,740 --> 02:47:16,650 It's great to see him coming in 6835 02:47:16,650 --> 02:47:17,980 off the back of Static like 6836 02:47:17,980 --> 02:47:18,500 that. 6837 02:47:18,500 --> 02:47:27,120 Sort of, it's jarring. 6838 02:47:27,560 --> 02:47:29,600 So anyway, we go through here. 6839 02:47:30,240 --> 02:47:31,600 We can even get websites on a 6840 02:47:31,600 --> 02:47:32,420 hotkey. 6841 02:47:32,540 --> 02:47:33,440 Let's just get websites on a 6842 02:47:33,440 --> 02:47:33,900 hotkey. 6843 02:47:33,900 --> 02:47:35,500 Online collectibles is this 6844 02:47:35,500 --> 02:47:37,280 trend now toward collecting old 6845 02:47:37,280 --> 02:47:38,060 websites. 6846 02:47:38,600 --> 02:47:40,800 Okay, websites, old websites. 6847 02:47:42,280 --> 02:47:43,500 Go back there. 6848 02:47:44,680 --> 02:47:45,420 Thank you. 6849 02:47:45,440 --> 02:47:46,780 Thank you very much, Steph. 6850 02:47:46,780 --> 02:47:55,220 Okay, I'm going for the web. 6851 02:47:56,240 --> 02:47:57,500 Set it there as zero. 6852 02:47:57,960 --> 02:47:58,940 Set it there as one. 6853 02:48:00,520 --> 02:48:00,920 Yeah? 6854 02:48:04,660 --> 02:48:05,100 Websites. 6855 02:48:06,100 --> 02:48:06,860 Being sold on the web, for 6856 02:48:06,860 --> 02:48:07,700 example. 6857 02:48:08,400 --> 02:48:09,560 No, that's not working. 6858 02:48:10,740 --> 02:48:11,600 No, it's not working. 6859 02:48:13,100 --> 02:48:14,020 I fucked it up. 6860 02:48:15,120 --> 02:48:16,280 We shouldn't do it live. 6861 02:48:16,460 --> 02:48:17,350 I'll work it out for the next 6862 02:48:17,350 --> 02:48:17,680 one. 6863 02:48:17,740 --> 02:48:18,520 Great design. 6864 02:48:19,380 --> 02:48:20,240 Sorry about that. 6865 02:48:20,620 --> 02:48:21,610 In fact, some of the things in 6866 02:48:21,610 --> 02:48:22,500 our collection. 6867 02:48:24,500 --> 02:48:25,820 In fact, the San Francisco. 6868 02:48:26,580 --> 02:48:27,320 What's he saying? 6869 02:48:27,320 --> 02:48:28,600 Choose the time in the video. 6870 02:48:28,740 --> 02:48:29,910 Then press one of the UI keys 6871 02:48:29,910 --> 02:48:30,440 below. 6872 02:48:31,280 --> 02:48:32,410 Once set, pressing that key on 6873 02:48:32,410 --> 02:48:34,480 your physical keyboard jumps to 6874 02:48:34,480 --> 02:48:35,740 that timestamp. 6875 02:48:37,740 --> 02:48:38,180 Note. 6876 02:48:38,300 --> 02:48:39,460 Because the way YouTube 6877 02:48:39,460 --> 02:48:41,380 captures mouse focus, you have 6878 02:48:41,380 --> 02:48:43,460 to click outside the video for 6879 02:48:43,460 --> 02:48:44,580 the keys to work. 6880 02:48:45,420 --> 02:48:45,860 Good man. 6881 02:48:45,860 --> 02:48:52,260 Sounds like he's going to say, 6882 02:48:52,260 --> 02:48:54,560 web systems. 6883 02:48:54,820 --> 02:48:56,020 Who made cool borders? 6884 02:48:56,820 --> 02:48:57,220 Here we go. 6885 02:48:58,160 --> 02:48:58,780 Here we go there. 6886 02:49:00,900 --> 02:49:01,280 Okay, so click outside the 6887 02:49:01,280 --> 02:49:03,920 video for the keys to work. 6888 02:49:04,020 --> 02:49:04,460 Okay, okay. 6889 02:49:04,840 --> 02:49:05,540 Websites. 6890 02:49:05,800 --> 02:49:06,520 Websites. 6891 02:49:06,680 --> 02:49:07,000 Yes. 6892 02:49:07,200 --> 02:49:07,800 Websites. 6893 02:49:07,800 --> 02:49:08,920 Websites. 6894 02:49:08,920 --> 02:49:10,590 In fact, the San Francisco 6895 02:49:10,590 --> 02:49:12,330 Museum of Modern Art is doing 6896 02:49:12,330 --> 02:49:13,400 exactly that. 6897 02:49:13,740 --> 02:49:14,140 Games. 6898 02:49:14,360 --> 02:49:14,920 Websites. 6899 02:49:15,200 --> 02:49:15,800 Websites. 6900 02:49:15,800 --> 02:49:16,800 Websites. 6901 02:49:17,180 --> 02:49:17,860 Websites. 6902 02:49:18,240 --> 02:49:18,880 Websites. 6903 02:49:19,380 --> 02:49:20,020 Websites. 6904 02:49:20,360 --> 02:49:20,980 Websites. 6905 02:49:21,400 --> 02:49:22,080 Websites. 6906 02:49:22,420 --> 02:49:23,060 Websites. 6907 02:49:23,440 --> 02:49:24,100 Websites. 6908 02:49:24,480 --> 02:49:25,120 Websites. 6909 02:49:25,620 --> 02:49:26,300 Websites. 6910 02:49:26,580 --> 02:49:27,180 Websites. 6911 02:49:27,600 --> 02:49:28,240 Websites. 6912 02:49:28,740 --> 02:49:29,240 Websites. 6913 02:49:29,240 --> 02:49:29,760 Websites. 6914 02:49:29,760 --> 02:49:30,440 Websites. 6915 02:49:30,860 --> 02:49:32,140 In fact, the San Francisco 6916 02:49:32,140 --> 02:49:33,930 Museum of Modern Art is doing 6917 02:49:33,930 --> 02:49:35,020 exactly that. 6918 02:49:35,360 --> 02:49:36,600 Games with the project. 6919 02:49:36,600 --> 02:49:37,380 Dara, you're a fucking legend, 6920 02:49:37,380 --> 02:49:37,620 man. 6921 02:49:37,720 --> 02:49:38,980 Thank you very much for making 6922 02:49:38,980 --> 02:49:39,620 this site. 6923 02:49:40,400 --> 02:49:41,160 I just need to really get to 6924 02:49:41,160 --> 02:49:42,160 grips with it. 6925 02:49:42,240 --> 02:49:42,660 And we'll have. 6926 02:49:43,620 --> 02:49:45,740 We must do a proper setting. 6927 02:49:45,740 --> 02:49:46,000 Session. 6928 02:49:46,300 --> 02:49:47,630 Maybe get Connor in for that 6929 02:49:47,630 --> 02:49:48,100 one. 6930 02:49:49,960 --> 02:49:50,920 Had just another one of these 6931 02:49:50,920 --> 02:49:52,040 as well. 6932 02:49:57,340 --> 02:49:55,230 He'd love to have the beat 6933 02:49:55,230 --> 02:49:59,460 playing and him saying websites 6934 02:49:59,460 --> 02:50:00,840 to that. 6935 02:50:02,120 --> 02:50:03,700 So what we had was this one. 6936 02:50:03,700 --> 02:50:06,820 We want to go two on Jane here. 6937 02:50:08,400 --> 02:50:08,680 Yeah. 6938 02:50:10,300 --> 02:50:10,830 Aaron, how do you do a display 6939 02:50:10,830 --> 02:50:12,370 of websites at the San 6940 02:50:12,370 --> 02:50:14,980 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 6941 02:50:15,180 --> 02:50:15,900 We don't. 6942 02:50:15,900 --> 02:50:15,900 We don't. 6943 02:50:15,900 --> 02:50:17,160 And then you want to cut to. 6944 02:50:21,260 --> 02:50:22,900 Lovely. 6945 02:50:23,240 --> 02:50:24,450 Dara, thank you very, very much, 6946 02:50:24,450 --> 02:50:24,840 man. 6947 02:50:25,780 --> 02:50:26,560 It's quality. 6948 02:50:27,200 --> 02:50:28,080 You've done great work. 6949 02:50:29,140 --> 02:50:30,300 You've done great work. 6950 02:50:31,580 --> 02:50:32,720 So we've got three. 6951 02:50:36,280 --> 02:50:39,610 So after all that, we can 6952 02:50:39,610 --> 02:50:41,820 finally maybe do this. 6953 02:50:43,860 --> 02:50:45,250 Aaron, how do you do a display 6954 02:50:45,250 --> 02:50:47,150 of websites at the San 6955 02:50:47,150 --> 02:50:48,820 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 6956 02:50:49,220 --> 02:50:50,060 Well, we don't. 6957 02:50:58,740 --> 02:51:00,110 So that's our look at online 6958 02:51:00,110 --> 02:51:02,020 collectibles and online options. 6959 02:51:02,020 --> 02:51:03,620 I mean, we can't just go back. 6960 02:51:03,620 --> 02:51:05,040 Aaron, how do you do a display 6961 02:51:05,040 --> 02:51:06,070 of websites at the San 6962 02:51:06,070 --> 02:51:07,880 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 6963 02:51:08,300 --> 02:51:09,200 Well, we don't. 6964 02:51:10,280 --> 02:51:10,720 Volumes. 6965 02:51:11,120 --> 02:51:12,520 You have to click outside. 6966 02:51:12,680 --> 02:51:13,220 Fucked it up. 6967 02:51:14,360 --> 02:51:15,220 Aaron, how do you do a display 6968 02:51:15,220 --> 02:51:16,660 of websites at the San 6969 02:51:16,660 --> 02:51:19,000 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 6970 02:51:19,420 --> 02:51:20,220 Well, we don't. 6971 02:51:22,760 --> 02:51:22,550 Aaron, how do you do a display 6972 02:51:22,550 --> 02:51:24,140 of websites at the San 6973 02:51:24,140 --> 02:51:25,900 Francisco... 6974 02:51:25,900 --> 02:51:26,840 The websites! 6975 02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:29,080 Aaron, how do you do a display 6976 02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:30,120 of websites... 6977 02:51:30,120 --> 02:51:30,720 The websites! 6978 02:51:32,520 --> 02:51:32,990 Aaron, how do you do a display 6979 02:51:32,990 --> 02:51:34,540 of websites at the San 6980 02:51:34,540 --> 02:51:37,200 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 6981 02:51:37,640 --> 02:51:38,400 Well, we don't. 6982 02:51:38,660 --> 02:51:39,300 The websites! 6983 02:51:40,980 --> 02:51:41,540 Okay, that's it. 6984 02:51:41,540 --> 02:51:42,960 Aaron, how do you do a display 6985 02:51:42,960 --> 02:51:43,990 of websites at the San 6986 02:51:43,990 --> 02:51:45,800 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 6987 02:51:46,220 --> 02:51:47,020 Well, we don't. 6988 02:51:47,620 --> 02:51:49,600 We do websites on our site. 6989 02:51:50,120 --> 02:51:51,570 And what we're trying to do is 6990 02:51:51,570 --> 02:51:53,160 really two things. 6991 02:51:53,360 --> 02:51:54,820 The first is we're trying to 6992 02:51:54,820 --> 02:51:56,540 preserve websites that we think 6993 02:51:56,540 --> 02:51:57,640 are particularly... 6994 02:51:57,640 --> 02:51:58,760 Being sold on the web. 6995 02:51:58,800 --> 02:51:59,240 Oh, fuck. 6996 02:51:59,240 --> 02:51:59,740 For an example, if you go to 6997 02:51:59,740 --> 02:52:00,080 eBay... 6998 02:52:00,080 --> 02:52:00,770 I wanted to see you to come in 6999 02:52:00,770 --> 02:52:01,440 with websites again. 7000 02:52:01,520 --> 02:52:01,760 Sorry. 7001 02:52:01,940 --> 02:52:02,620 I'll fuck it. 7002 02:52:02,720 --> 02:52:03,380 I'll leave it now. 7003 02:52:04,140 --> 02:52:04,580 It's not... 7004 02:52:04,580 --> 02:52:05,840 I'm turning the arse out of it. 7005 02:52:05,900 --> 02:52:07,250 Aaron, how do you do a display 7006 02:52:07,250 --> 02:52:08,150 of websites at the San 7007 02:52:08,150 --> 02:52:09,760 Francisco Museum of Modern Art? 7008 02:52:09,760 --> 02:52:10,920 Others, like... 7009 02:52:10,920 --> 02:52:12,020 To make sure you don't touch it. 7010 02:52:12,500 --> 02:52:13,380 And suddenly, it's not just 7011 02:52:13,380 --> 02:52:14,580 something you drive. 7012 02:52:15,100 --> 02:52:15,420 It's some... 7013 02:52:15,420 --> 02:52:19,220 Websites! 7014 02:52:19,340 --> 02:52:20,000 Thank you very much. 7015 02:52:20,100 --> 02:52:20,840 ...you look at. 7016 02:52:21,020 --> 02:52:21,600 It's an object. 7017 02:52:21,680 --> 02:52:22,740 It's bigger all of a sudden. 7018 02:52:22,960 --> 02:52:24,400 It's bigger and you concentrate 7019 02:52:24,400 --> 02:52:24,820 on it. 7020 02:52:24,900 --> 02:52:26,170 And maybe you start thinking 7021 02:52:26,170 --> 02:52:27,440 about what it means to be in a 7022 02:52:27,440 --> 02:52:27,840 car. 7023 02:52:27,960 --> 02:52:29,080 What transportation is. 7024 02:52:29,480 --> 02:52:30,990 How and why it was designed the 7025 02:52:30,990 --> 02:52:31,860 way it was. 7026 02:52:32,180 --> 02:52:33,090 Maybe it starts to tell you a 7027 02:52:33,090 --> 02:52:34,360 little bit about your life. 7028 02:52:34,900 --> 02:52:36,180 Well, I'm trying to figure out 7029 02:52:36,180 --> 02:52:38,070 if you can do the same thing on 7030 02:52:38,070 --> 02:52:38,580 the web. 7031 02:52:38,940 --> 02:52:40,270 Can you create the equivalent 7032 02:52:40,270 --> 02:52:41,780 of a museum on the web that 7033 02:52:41,780 --> 02:52:43,060 takes a website that you 7034 02:52:43,060 --> 02:52:43,580 usually 7035 02:52:43,580 --> 02:52:45,550 just go to for information or 7036 02:52:45,550 --> 02:52:47,610 to be amused and really look at 7037 02:52:47,610 --> 02:52:48,860 it seriously. 7038 02:52:49,400 --> 02:52:50,160 Look at it again. 7039 02:52:50,420 --> 02:52:51,340 Look at it slowly. 7040 02:52:51,860 --> 02:52:52,960 Look at it with some serious 7041 02:52:52,960 --> 02:52:53,720 context. 7042 02:52:53,920 --> 02:52:54,590 Well, help me understand 7043 02:52:54,590 --> 02:52:55,000 something. 7044 02:52:55,040 --> 02:52:56,100 Give it a bit of credence. 7045 02:52:56,120 --> 02:52:57,350 There's loads of websites out 7046 02:52:57,350 --> 02:52:58,600 today and arguably everybody 7047 02:52:58,600 --> 02:52:59,800 has a different opinion. 7048 02:53:00,140 --> 02:53:00,980 Which is good? 7049 02:53:01,100 --> 02:53:01,980 What's not good? 7050 02:53:02,160 --> 02:53:03,080 What's a great interface? 7051 02:53:03,200 --> 02:53:03,700 So and so forth. 7052 02:53:04,100 --> 02:53:06,080 How do you pick the best of the 7053 02:53:06,080 --> 02:53:06,800 crop? 7054 02:53:06,980 --> 02:53:08,260 You spend a lot of time looking 7055 02:53:08,260 --> 02:53:09,800 at a lot of different sites. 7056 02:53:10,160 --> 02:53:11,560 And then you really apply the 7057 02:53:11,560 --> 02:53:12,860 same rules that you apply 7058 02:53:12,860 --> 02:53:13,780 looking at a lot. 7059 02:53:13,780 --> 02:53:14,950 Just the lady in the background 7060 02:53:14,950 --> 02:53:15,300 here. 7061 02:53:15,340 --> 02:53:15,920 What's she doing? 7062 02:53:16,020 --> 02:53:17,620 Look, it's suspect. 7063 02:53:39,620 --> 02:53:41,050 We apply the same rules that 7064 02:53:41,050 --> 02:53:42,550 you apply when you look at any 7065 02:53:42,550 --> 02:53:43,820 kind of good design. 7066 02:53:44,480 --> 02:53:45,580 Those can be very abstract. 7067 02:53:45,880 --> 02:53:47,600 Like you want design to blow 7068 02:53:47,600 --> 02:53:48,440 your mind. 7069 02:53:48,660 --> 02:53:49,760 You want it to be beautiful. 7070 02:53:49,860 --> 02:53:50,620 Blow your mind. 7071 02:53:50,640 --> 02:53:51,570 But you can also be very 7072 02:53:51,570 --> 02:53:52,120 specific. 7073 02:53:52,700 --> 02:53:53,990 And you learn certain things 7074 02:53:53,990 --> 02:53:56,690 about composition, about typography, 7075 02:53:56,690 --> 02:53:58,560 which is the kind of letters 7076 02:53:58,560 --> 02:53:59,600 that designers use. 7077 02:53:59,640 --> 02:53:59,900 All right. 7078 02:54:00,120 --> 02:54:00,880 About colors. 7079 02:54:01,600 --> 02:54:03,730 And those rules were developed 7080 02:54:03,730 --> 02:54:05,850 for making magazines or making 7081 02:54:05,850 --> 02:54:08,230 books or making posters or for 7082 02:54:08,230 --> 02:54:09,260 making architecture. 7083 02:54:09,260 --> 02:54:10,690 And now they're applied to 7084 02:54:10,690 --> 02:54:11,160 websites. 7085 02:54:11,360 --> 02:54:12,420 So what is it about Daydream? 7086 02:54:12,420 --> 02:54:12,960 Websites! 7087 02:54:12,960 --> 02:54:13,640 Is one of the sites in your 7088 02:54:13,640 --> 02:54:14,120 collection. 7089 02:54:14,120 --> 02:54:14,660 It's the new one. 7090 02:54:14,660 --> 02:54:16,030 What is it about that site with 7091 02:54:16,030 --> 02:54:17,230 all of those elements that 7092 02:54:17,230 --> 02:54:18,490 makes it so much better than 7093 02:54:18,490 --> 02:54:19,120 the rest? 7094 02:54:19,180 --> 02:54:20,360 Well, Daydream is a wonderful 7095 02:54:20,360 --> 02:54:21,580 collection of experiments by a 7096 02:54:21,580 --> 02:54:22,460 whole set of different 7097 02:54:22,460 --> 02:54:23,600 designers and artists. 7098 02:54:24,220 --> 02:54:25,240 And they start scrolling 7099 02:54:25,240 --> 02:54:27,340 different numbers past you. 7100 02:54:27,740 --> 02:54:29,640 They start making a composition 7101 02:54:29,640 --> 02:54:31,480 that changes over time and in 7102 02:54:31,480 --> 02:54:32,040 space. 7103 02:54:32,040 --> 02:54:32,200 It's crazy stuff. 7104 02:54:32,220 --> 02:54:33,560 So it never quite looks the 7105 02:54:33,560 --> 02:54:33,980 same. 7106 02:54:34,500 --> 02:54:35,980 They start creating what in art 7107 02:54:35,980 --> 02:54:37,710 we call a collage, which grabs 7108 02:54:37,710 --> 02:54:39,280 pieces from the rest of the 7109 02:54:39,280 --> 02:54:41,760 world, scans them together, and 7110 02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:43,140 makes a new composition out of 7111 02:54:43,140 --> 02:54:43,540 it. 7112 02:54:43,580 --> 02:54:44,700 Something completely different. 7113 02:54:44,760 --> 02:54:45,160 Absolutely. 7114 02:54:45,540 --> 02:54:46,780 Now, a big thing to keep in 7115 02:54:46,780 --> 02:54:48,270 mind is that the website 7116 02:54:48,270 --> 02:54:50,510 collection that you have, you're 7117 02:54:50,510 --> 02:54:52,360 going to be showing online. 7118 02:54:52,460 --> 02:54:53,180 This is not going to be 7119 02:54:53,180 --> 02:54:54,310 something that you'll go into 7120 02:54:54,310 --> 02:54:55,140 the museum to view. 7121 02:54:55,800 --> 02:54:56,490 Eventually, you'll see it in 7122 02:54:56,490 --> 02:54:57,420 the museum as well. 7123 02:54:57,640 --> 02:54:59,080 We have these websites burned 7124 02:54:59,080 --> 02:54:59,680 onto CD-1. 7125 02:54:59,900 --> 02:55:00,300 Websites! 7126 02:55:00,460 --> 02:55:01,600 We have them into perpetuity. 7127 02:55:01,700 --> 02:55:02,630 When we decide to put them in 7128 02:55:02,630 --> 02:55:04,070 our collection, that means we're 7129 02:55:04,070 --> 02:55:04,850 going to take care of them 7130 02:55:04,850 --> 02:55:05,340 forever. 7131 02:55:05,640 --> 02:55:06,580 And we're going to try to make 7132 02:55:06,580 --> 02:55:07,680 sure that they can be seen 7133 02:55:07,680 --> 02:55:08,280 forever. 7134 02:55:08,820 --> 02:55:10,020 So I hope that 10 years from 7135 02:55:10,020 --> 02:55:11,680 now, you'll be able to go into 7136 02:55:11,680 --> 02:55:13,340 our museum and see a site. 7137 02:55:13,340 --> 02:55:16,630 The Lair of the Marrow Monkey 7138 02:55:16,630 --> 02:55:18,220 by Eric Loyer. 7139 02:55:18,760 --> 02:55:20,930 The Lair of the Marrow Monkey 7140 02:55:20,930 --> 02:55:24,200 is a winner of the 1998 New 7141 02:55:24,200 --> 02:55:27,180 Media Horizon Series Award for 7142 02:55:27,180 --> 02:55:29,400 Pretorial Website. 7143 02:55:29,400 --> 02:55:32,770 A finalist in the Best Interface 7144 02:55:32,770 --> 02:55:34,220 category. 7145 02:55:34,280 --> 02:55:35,830 It's long since gone off the 7146 02:55:35,830 --> 02:55:37,600 air and only exists in a server 7147 02:55:37,600 --> 02:55:38,540 somewhere. 7148 02:55:39,020 --> 02:55:39,610 And you'll be able to walk up 7149 02:55:39,610 --> 02:55:40,940 to a screen, touch that screen, 7150 02:55:40,940 --> 02:55:42,180 and it will come to life. 7151 02:55:42,320 --> 02:55:43,220 It's going to be really 7152 02:55:43,220 --> 02:55:44,830 interesting 15 years from now 7153 02:55:44,830 --> 02:55:46,100 to check out those sites that 7154 02:55:46,100 --> 02:55:47,600 have changed a lot over time. 7155 02:55:47,700 --> 02:55:48,280 Thanks a lot, Aaron. 7156 02:55:49,280 --> 02:55:50,420 Samona. 7157 02:55:50,900 --> 02:55:51,340 Samoma. 7158 02:55:51,560 --> 02:55:52,480 SF Mooma. 7159 02:55:52,780 --> 02:55:54,760 San Francisco Museum of Manor. 7160 02:55:54,960 --> 02:55:55,620 I think that is. 7161 02:55:55,620 --> 02:55:57,690 So that's our look at online 7162 02:55:57,690 --> 02:56:00,600 collectibles and online auctions. 7163 02:56:00,780 --> 02:56:01,570 I hope you found some 7164 02:56:01,570 --> 02:56:02,580 worthwhile tips. 7165 02:56:02,940 --> 02:56:03,890 Thanks for joining us here at 7166 02:56:03,890 --> 02:56:05,400 the Club Eye in San Francisco. 7167 02:56:05,600 --> 02:56:06,860 And I hope you'll join us again 7168 02:56:06,860 --> 02:56:08,520 here next week at the Net Cafe. 7169 02:56:09,300 --> 02:56:09,800 Oh, man. 7170 02:56:09,880 --> 02:56:10,280 So good. 7171 02:56:10,520 --> 02:56:11,660 Just need to do a few hotkeys 7172 02:56:11,660 --> 02:56:12,100 here. 7173 02:56:12,200 --> 02:56:13,330 Just want to do a little one of 7174 02:56:13,330 --> 02:56:14,580 these before we fuck off. 7175 02:56:15,100 --> 02:56:15,620 What's this? 7176 02:56:15,620 --> 02:56:18,620 We'll get him to do his... 7177 02:56:18,620 --> 02:56:19,180 ...sand online auction. 7178 02:56:22,240 --> 02:56:22,630 So that's our look at online 7179 02:56:22,630 --> 02:56:25,560 collectibles and online auctions. 7180 02:56:25,560 --> 02:56:27,150 I hope you found some 7181 02:56:27,150 --> 02:56:28,660 worthwhile tips. 7182 02:56:29,760 --> 02:56:30,360 That's it. 7183 02:56:30,580 --> 02:56:31,600 That's our look at online 7184 02:56:31,600 --> 02:56:33,540 collectibles and online auctions. 7185 02:56:33,740 --> 02:56:34,620 I hope... 7186 02:56:34,620 --> 02:56:35,660 I hope. 7187 02:56:36,680 --> 02:56:37,620 You want that one. 7188 02:56:38,580 --> 02:56:39,120 You want that. 7189 02:56:40,440 --> 02:56:41,180 That's Jay. 7190 02:56:41,260 --> 02:56:43,320 No, we want him on two. 7191 02:56:43,400 --> 02:56:44,040 We want him on two. 7192 02:56:44,620 --> 02:56:45,640 We want him on two. 7193 02:56:45,860 --> 02:56:46,240 ...auctions. 7194 02:56:46,380 --> 02:56:47,180 I hope you found some 7195 02:56:47,180 --> 02:56:48,180 worthwhile tips. 7196 02:56:49,500 --> 02:56:51,600 Thanks for joining us here at 7197 02:56:51,600 --> 02:56:55,540 the Club Eye in San Francisco. 7198 02:56:55,540 --> 02:56:58,840 San Francisco. 7199 02:56:59,140 --> 02:56:59,950 I hope you found some 7200 02:56:59,950 --> 02:57:01,000 worthwhile tips. 7201 02:57:01,400 --> 02:57:02,380 Thanks for joining us here at 7202 02:57:02,380 --> 02:57:03,540 the Club Eye... 7203 02:57:05,540 --> 02:57:09,250 ...at the Club Eye in San 7204 02:57:09,250 --> 02:57:10,580 Francisco. 7205 02:57:10,740 --> 02:57:11,630 And I hope you'll join us again 7206 02:57:11,630 --> 02:57:12,540 here next week... 7207 02:57:12,640 --> 02:57:18,400 ...at the Net Cafe. 7208 02:57:18,400 --> 02:57:22,470 ...and a couple more stew 7209 02:57:22,470 --> 02:57:23,340 moments. 7210 02:57:24,280 --> 02:57:25,360 Maybe the intro. 7211 02:57:27,320 --> 02:57:28,260 Maybe the intro. 7212 02:57:29,300 --> 02:57:30,310 We're here as usual at the Club 7213 02:57:30,310 --> 02:57:32,020 Eye in San Francisco. 7214 02:57:32,300 --> 02:57:33,410 And this week we're talking 7215 02:57:33,410 --> 02:57:35,060 about online collectibles. 7216 02:57:35,180 --> 02:57:36,570 I guess everybody collects 7217 02:57:36,570 --> 02:57:36,940 something. 7218 02:57:37,300 --> 02:57:38,450 And this week we're talking 7219 02:57:38,450 --> 02:57:39,400 about... 7220 02:57:39,400 --> 02:57:45,340 ...online collectibles. 7221 02:57:45,500 --> 02:57:47,380 I guess everybody collects... 7222 02:57:47,380 --> 02:57:48,380 ...whether it's... 7223 02:57:48,380 --> 02:57:49,380 ...whether it's... 7224 02:57:49,380 --> 02:57:50,380 ...whether it's... 7225 02:57:50,380 --> 02:57:51,380 ...whether it's... 7226 02:57:51,380 --> 02:57:52,380 ...whether it's... 7227 02:57:52,380 --> 02:57:53,380 ...whether it's... 7228 02:57:53,380 --> 02:57:54,380 ...electronic gadgets or... 7229 02:57:54,380 --> 02:57:56,380 ...and collectibles. 7230 02:57:57,020 --> 02:57:57,380 I guess everybody collects... 7231 02:57:57,380 --> 02:57:59,380 ...something whether it's... 7232 02:57:59,380 --> 02:58:00,380 ...whether it's... 7233 02:58:00,380 --> 02:58:01,380 ...whether it's... 7234 02:58:01,380 --> 02:58:01,380 ...whether it's... 7235 02:58:01,380 --> 02:58:02,380 ...whether it's... 7236 02:58:02,380 --> 02:58:04,380 ...electronic gadgets or doll... 7237 02:58:04,380 --> 02:58:05,380 ...dolls. 7238 02:58:05,380 --> 02:58:08,380 ...we got that. 7239 02:58:08,380 --> 02:58:09,380 ...we got that. 7240 02:58:09,380 --> 02:58:10,380 ...we got that. 7241 02:58:10,380 --> 02:58:11,380 ...we got that. 7242 02:58:11,380 --> 02:58:12,380 ...we got that. 7243 02:58:12,380 --> 02:58:13,380 ...we got that. 7244 02:58:13,380 --> 02:58:24,760 The website, the back of San 7245 02:58:24,760 --> 02:58:38,160 Francisco Museum of Modern Art. 7246 02:58:38,160 --> 02:58:41,410 Website, website, website, 7247 02:58:41,410 --> 02:58:42,160 website. 7248 02:58:42,160 --> 02:58:44,160 Everybody collects something 7249 02:58:44,160 --> 02:58:55,160 whether it's websites, websites. 7250 02:58:55,160 --> 02:58:58,030 Electronic gadgets or dolls or 7251 02:58:58,030 --> 02:59:00,160 old records or websites, 7252 02:59:00,160 --> 02:59:03,160 websites, websites, websites, 7253 02:59:03,160 --> 02:59:04,160 websites. 7254 02:59:04,160 --> 02:59:06,740 Back to San Francisco Museum of 7255 02:59:06,740 --> 02:59:09,910 Modern Art at the NETCAPH. Website 7256 02:59:09,910 --> 02:59:12,760 at the NETCAPH. Website at the 7257 02:59:12,760 --> 02:59:15,720 NETCAPH. Website, website, 7258 02:59:15,720 --> 02:59:19,160 website, website at the NETCAPH. 7259 02:59:19,160 --> 02:59:21,650 NETCAPH. Electronic gadgets or 7260 02:59:21,650 --> 02:59:24,160 back to San Francisco Museum of-- 7261 02:59:24,160 --> 02:59:39,160 NETCAPH is made possible. 7262 02:59:39,160 --> 02:59:41,410 It's in the holes. It's a 7263 02:59:41,410 --> 02:59:42,920 computer concept. I started 7264 02:59:42,920 --> 02:59:44,390 learning how to program. I sat 7265 02:59:44,390 --> 02:59:45,700 down on a key punch just like 7266 02:59:45,700 --> 02:59:47,930 this. Type your data in. A card 7267 02:59:47,930 --> 02:59:49,640 would go through and punch 7268 02:59:49,640 --> 02:59:52,090 holes. It's a hole. It's holes. 7269 02:59:52,090 --> 02:59:54,810 It's holes. It's holes. Getting 7270 02:59:54,810 --> 02:59:55,900 something. 7271 02:59:58,280 --> 03:00:01,420 It's a computer concept, not a 7272 03:00:01,420 --> 03:00:05,170 human concept. It's holes. It's 7273 03:00:05,170 --> 03:00:08,790 holes. The data is in the holes. 7274 03:00:08,790 --> 03:00:11,930 It's a computer concept, not a 7275 03:00:11,930 --> 03:00:15,330 human concept. Human concepts 7276 03:00:15,330 --> 03:00:18,470 are your bright words. As you 7277 03:00:18,470 --> 03:00:20,880 walk in the entry to this 7278 03:00:20,880 --> 03:00:22,500 building. 7279 03:00:25,400 --> 03:00:28,630 Diamonds.com. Websites. Websites. 7280 03:00:28,630 --> 03:00:31,030 Websites. Back to San Francisco 7281 03:00:31,030 --> 03:00:33,270 Museum of Modern Art. Exactly 7282 03:00:33,270 --> 03:00:35,500 that. Jane is with the project 7283 03:00:35,500 --> 03:00:37,840 director. Thanks for joining us 7284 03:00:37,840 --> 03:00:39,330 here at the Club Eye in San 7285 03:00:39,330 --> 03:00:41,180 Francisco. And I hope you'll 7286 03:00:41,180 --> 03:00:42,980 join us again here next week at 7287 03:00:42,980 --> 03:00:44,040 the Net Cafe. 7288 03:00:45,260 --> 03:00:47,290 Thanks very much. Thanks very 7289 03:00:47,290 --> 03:00:49,860 much for joining us on tonight's 7290 03:00:49,860 --> 03:00:52,870 Stew Bensis. Stew Bensigar. It's 7291 03:00:52,870 --> 03:00:55,020 been a lovely evening. 7292 03:00:55,020 --> 03:00:57,720 And remember. And remember. 7293 03:00:57,720 --> 03:00:58,800 Websites. 7294 03:01:24,640 --> 03:01:26,640 Cafe. 7295 03:01:26,640 --> 03:01:28,770 Net electronic gadgets or dolls 7296 03:01:28,770 --> 03:01:30,510 or old records or Club Eye in 7297 03:01:30,510 --> 03:01:32,640 San Francisco and I hope you'll 7298 03:01:32,640 --> 03:01:34,820 join us again here next week at 7299 03:01:34,820 --> 03:01:36,640 the Net Cafe website. 7300 03:01:36,640 --> 03:01:38,010 Thanks for joining us here at 7301 03:01:38,010 --> 03:01:39,370 the Club Eye in San Francisco 7302 03:01:39,370 --> 03:01:40,640 and thanks for joining us 7303 03:01:40,640 --> 03:01:41,640 here.