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Thank you.

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Game Boy.

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Computer games.

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Game Boy.

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Roam about a virtual

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environment with your avatar.

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Nintendo Game Boy.

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Game Boy.

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Game Boy.

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Game Boy.

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Game Boy.

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Game Boy.

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That's us.

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Father Calamini, ladies and

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gentlemen.

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Nintendo's Game Boy.

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Who do these people think they

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are?

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Game Boy.

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Welcome back to the stream.

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We were gone for a few hours.

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Maybe a few hours times five.

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Maybe a few hours times ten.

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Multiply that multiple by three.

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That'll give you three days.

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72 hours.

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Break it down.

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You do the maths.

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Thank you very much for tuning

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in.

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This is our day.

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Our day will come.

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Our day is here.

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And why isn't it on screen here?

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It's meant to be the big

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opening of Silent Hill shaped

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box.

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And it's not on the fucking

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screen.

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I wonder why.

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System reset.

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Pause.

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Oh, there we go.

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Reset.

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We need to reset and rewind.

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And what about that for an

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intro?

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A tune your ears for that.

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Might do that again, actually.

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Crank it up.

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It's all happening right here,

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right now.

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There are going to be violent

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and disturbing images in this

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game.

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I hope you're ready for it.

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Twisted.

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Thank you very much, Andy the

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Fork, for that.

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I hope you're ready for this.

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I hope that none of you suffer

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from any mental disturbances.

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Because it's already going to

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get a little bit more mental.

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Thank you very much there, Bertie

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Boo Boo.

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If you've got any problems

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about violence and disturbing

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stuff in your mind,

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maybe sit this one out.

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Maybe watch it.

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Maybe sit in the corner of the

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room and watch it.

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Not directly at the screen, but

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angle the mirror.

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We're very, very excited here

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to play this game.

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I can't wait for it.

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And there's someone else who

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can't wait for it as well.

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Hanleyman, thank you very much

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for the tip.

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And Notion, thank you very much

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for your tip as well.

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There's somebody else who's

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here.

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And he is absolutely dying to

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see this game played.

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Mr. Gax, ladies and gentlemen,

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is here.

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He's happy.

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And he's got his salt and his

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banana.

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And he cannot wait for the

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violence.

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He cannot wait for the

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disturbance.

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He cannot wait for the mental

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imagery.

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Isn't that right, Gax?

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One, don't put a foot out of

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line.

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And he's angled the mirror so

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that he can see it as well.

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He's going to turn his head.

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If it gets a little bit too

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scary,

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he's going to turn his head

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around

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and look at the mirror to see

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the screen.

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But also it shows off some

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brand new kicks.

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He's got a brand new pair of

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sweet, sweet runners on him.

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And I am.

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I'm proud to present those as

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well.

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Full, full audio.

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I'm going full audio for this,

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says Eric Darren Mack.

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Thank you very, very much for

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the tip there.

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Very, very kind to you.

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As I said, he's got his banana.

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He's got his salt.

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He's got the sodium.

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He's got the potassium.

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It's all about to kick off here

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at Silent Hill.

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And I've just christened the gaff

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where I live now as Silent Hill.

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Thank you very much.

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Soothing Teal 98.

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And Ronan's...

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Ronan's Sinon.

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Ronan's N-Ain.

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Thank you very much.

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I'm sorry for not pronouncing

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your name

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in the correct manner or

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fashion.

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A maniera de maladroit.

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In a maladroit manner.

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In a maladroit way.

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In a...

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In a...

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In the wrong way.

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Thank you very much, though,

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for tuning in.

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KCET.

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Unbelievable work those lads do.

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Out there in Japan.

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And...

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The fear of blood tends to

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create the fear of death.

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Okay?

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Remember this.

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Mark that one.

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Chalk that one down.

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A baby given as a present in a

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rubbish forest.

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What's it all saying?

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What does it say about what's

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to come here?

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A child in a snowy, foggy city.

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A man wakes up inside a

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restaurant.

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A diner, if you will.

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A crazy bit of business.

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Crazy, crazy little guys out

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there in Konami Towers who've

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made this.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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Thank you very much there.

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Kaylee, for the tip.

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You asked what ending are you

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going for?

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I don't know.

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I've never completed this game.

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Never completed it.

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it.

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So it could be...

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It could be a tough one.

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But it's going to be very, very

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psychologically damaging as

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well.

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If you get psychologically

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damaged, maybe visit the GP

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tomorrow.

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And see if he can fix you up

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with a few homunculuses to tide

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you over until the next stream.

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Do the mirror trick.

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As I said before, that your man

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Gax, Mr. Gax is doing.

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He is ready.

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And he's lying in wait for this.

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We're both very happy.

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Aren't we, Gax?

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Salt.

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Unfortunately there.

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He dropped his salt.

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We're both in the mood for it.

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We really are.

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Anguish Panda.

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Thank you very much.

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And Schnuffles.

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Very, very kind.

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Yeah.

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Love this game.

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Says Panda.

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Played it on a chipped PS1 when

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I was 10.

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When it came out.

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Creeped the bejesus out of me

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because of that.

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Oh, because it was in black and

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white, you see.

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Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine.

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I'm not going to bother with

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this.

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I just want to...

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These are all full motion video

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clips from stuff that's going

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to happen inside the game

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anyway.

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Bit of a cheat.

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At the beginning of the game to

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try and get you pumped with all

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the stuff that you're actually

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going to get pumped by.

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Inside the game.

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Thank you very much though.

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Brent Homunculus and Kayleigh

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and Conrad.

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And Darren Mack and Soothing Teal.

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Thanks for the Windows 98

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background moment.

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I feel transported back to my

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college days.

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Said Soothing Teal.

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And Doomsday.

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Pike Nike.

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Thank you very much for that.

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Absolute.

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Unbelievably.

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Unparalleled.

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Tip.

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And let's get this show on the

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road.

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There's less talk, more games.

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As we...

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We go into demo mode here.

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We don't want that.

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What's it going to be?

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Is it going to be the creepy

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clown?

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The creepy clown.

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The non.

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The grim reaper.

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The werewolf.

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The vampire.

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The zombie.

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Wednesday.

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Wednesday.

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Fucking hell.

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That was a heavy, heavy buzz to

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be hit with that.

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Straight off the bat.

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Straight.

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Straight out the trap.

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With that.

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Psychological torment.

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As I said, Konami boys.

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They know how to torment your

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soul.

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Some sick people working there.

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But sick in the kind of new

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parlance.

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The new terms.

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And with sick meaning cool.

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And there we have a loading

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screen of a man.

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A blocky man.

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Running through the darkness.

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But back in the day, it wasn't...

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It wasn't blocky at all.

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This was as smooth as silk.

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This looked like real life.

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He's got massive blocky shoes

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on as well.

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Real uncle shoes.

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Tom, are you there?

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We getting on.

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What's the story?

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Not too bad.

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00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,860
Thanks very much for joining us.

300
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,360
And you're going to be the shoe

301
00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,600
specialist tonight.

302
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,210
What do you make of his get up

303
00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:50,140
right here, right now, Tom?

304
00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:53,310
Well, he's got a lovely pair of

305
00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,720
denims on.

306
00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,340
Boot cuts.

307
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,260
To beat the band.

308
00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,270
And they are some beautifully

309
00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:01,620
rendered.

310
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,280
Blocky.

311
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:04,560
Soft.

312
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,500
Leathered slip-on shoes.

313
00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,020
I like them.

314
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,140
I think he's going to do well.

315
00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:09,300
I think he's a good guy.

316
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,140
So far.

317
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:11,720
Let's see how we get time.

318
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:13,760
You don't know him.

319
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,060
You actually don't know him.

320
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,000
He could be a bad egg, this guy.

321
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,000
Thanks very much there.

322
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,440
MeStar for the tip there.

323
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,540
I hope you're getting on well.

324
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,140
And let's just get the show on

325
00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:24,180
the road here.

326
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,600
Footsteps, he says.

327
00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,820
We don't know where this is

328
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:27,540
going to go.

329
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,000
But we do know it's going to be

330
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,700
psychologically fucked up.

331
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,580
Pork steaks.

332
00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,570
Thank you very much for your

333
00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:34,080
tip there.

334
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:35,760
And already we're being

335
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,080
psychologically tormented.

336
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,080
Tormented with an image of a

337
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,540
child in a fucking smoky town.

338
00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:42,600
Cheryl?

339
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:43,540
Or it's...

340
00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:44,400
Is that Cheryl?

341
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,280
It's his daughter.

342
00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,060
It's not smoky by the way.

343
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,500
It's a foggy town.

344
00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,960
It's a foggy piece of pudding.

345
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:53,500
It's a foggy piece of pudding.

346
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,420
It's a foggy piece of pudding.

347
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,420
It's a foggy piece of pudding.

348
00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:58,420
It's a foggy piece of pudding.

349
00:10:58,420 --> 00:10:59,420
It's a foggy piece of pudding.

350
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,160
Don't open that door.

351
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:01,500
Yeah.

352
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:05,460
I'm just familiarizing myself

353
00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,860
with the controls here.

354
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,700
How do you run?

355
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,140
Old square.

356
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,480
Old square to run.

357
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:17,940
Old square to run.

358
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,940
Old square to run.

359
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:19,940
Old square to run.

360
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:20,940
Old square to run.

361
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,940
Old square to run.

362
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:21,940
Old square to run.

363
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:22,940
Old square to run.

364
00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:23,940
Old square to run.

365
00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:24,940
Old square to run.

366
00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,080
And this is where it all

367
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:26,700
started.

368
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,200
This is where the horror began.

369
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,030
Back in 1999 you had Resident

370
00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:32,700
Evil.

371
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,000
That was King of the Hill.

372
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,580
That was ruling the roost.

373
00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:36,780
So to speak.

374
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,580
In terms of the horror stakes.

375
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,330
But then out of the horror

376
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,330
butcher shop came a brand new

377
00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:43,080
stake.

378
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,390
A lovely new psychological

379
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,140
piece of torment.

380
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,900
Off the shank.

381
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:51,800
And straight into your bag that

382
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,920
you brought home and unpacked.

383
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,400
And as we can see already.

384
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,320
A very visceral slice of meat.

385
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,290
We've got a disemboweled, disembodied

386
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,120
carcass of a dog or something

387
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,580
like that.

388
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,380
Some bins.

389
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:10,640
It stinks.

390
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,960
You just know it stinks around

391
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,380
here.

392
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,920
Holly Winter knows all about it.

393
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,170
Thank you very much for the tip

394
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:17,620
there.

395
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:19,700
Producers.

396
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,520
Tomasheen Cruz.

397
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,720
The Cruz Meister.

398
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:27,500
And thank you very much.

399
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,740
Not so silent, Schlug.

400
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:29,440
Thank you.

401
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:31,480
Yeah, he.

402
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,560
Hopefully the uncle will still

403
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,400
be on hand to dish out any bit

404
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,560
of advice if we become stuck.

405
00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,340
We know that it's a very puzzling

406
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,380
game.

407
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,410
It can be a very puzzling

408
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:43,880
affair.

409
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,160
It's got riddles in it.

410
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,120
We're the classic agnostic guys.

411
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,560
We're classically agnostic

412
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,200
about it.

413
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,490
Thank you very much there, Paul

414
00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:52,160
Byron's.

415
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,140
Byron's fasting blood test.

416
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,100
Thank you very much there.

417
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,160
Paul Byron's shoes, of course.

418
00:12:58,580 --> 00:12:59,820
Supplied the footwear for the

419
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,320
game.

420
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,620
They flew over to Japan on a 14-hour

421
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,180
direct flight from Bohola.

422
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,500
Please be careful.

423
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,270
Which caused a lot of consternation

424
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,390
back in the day as there is no

425
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,430
airfield or even airport or

426
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,380
anything like that.

427
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,640
And people lost, not their

428
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,410
lives, but people lost a lot of

429
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,190
respect around Mayo in general

430
00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:27,680
for facilitating that.

431
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,440
And I'm not going to go into

432
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,460
name names.

433
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,250
I'm not going to go into

434
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,020
details about it.

435
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,380
But we've a dead body, ladies

436
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,700
and gentlemen, on a bed.

437
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,140
Flies around it.

438
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,300
Stinks.

439
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:38,980
Stinks.

440
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,480
And what is this?

441
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,200
Asked the man there, Tom.

442
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,000
Yep.

443
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,540
And I'm looking at it right

444
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,260
here now.

445
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,640
Jim Jam, thanks for the tip.

446
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,840
And Lachlan, thank you very

447
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,960
much for the tip as well.

448
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,930
It seems to be a smelly, rotting

449
00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:57,780
corpse underneath a sheet.

450
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,680
And the camera's going around.

451
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,060
There's a lot of industrial

452
00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,420
sounds going on as well.

453
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,040
A real blast to the senses.

454
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,280
Feels like my mind has been

455
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,610
blasted by lots of horrible

456
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,780
monsters.

457
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,840
We haven't even seen any yet.

458
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,540
Please, please be careful.

459
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,580
Please be careful.

460
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,280
We're going to try it.

461
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,300
We're going to try it.

462
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,810
But I can't make any promises

463
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,280
right here, right now.

464
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,120
And now a synth.

465
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,240
Pools of blood.

466
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,900
Populate the ground that I'm

467
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,760
walking on here.

468
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,180
And more music.

469
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,820
More unnerving music.

470
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,080
It's Nine Inch Nails.

471
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,760
It's Trent Reznor.

472
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,080
It's Rez Trenner.

473
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,180
The tribute act.

474
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,050
Who I saw there a couple of

475
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,780
years ago in Galway.

476
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,140
He was fantastic.

477
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,240
What's going on here?

478
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,220
Go and see that guy if you can.

479
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,020
And this is a man who's in a

480
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,660
Jesus Christ pose.

481
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,810
I can't go first person where I'm

482
00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:57,480
being...

483
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,460
Forgot about that.

484
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,160
I don't have the map for this

485
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:01,820
place.

486
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:05,580
Yeah.

487
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,660
I'm being crucified by bad cons

488
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,480
already.

489
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,340
It's not nice.

490
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:10,860
They're little fellas.

491
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,740
They're actually little fellas.

492
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,320
They're just like the Gaxer.

493
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,500
And the Gaxer is scared as well.

494
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,280
Are you okay, Gax?

495
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,180
I think that's okay.

496
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,880
I think he is.

497
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:26,940
Lawmen.

498
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,360
Ravaged by them.

499
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,000
Arglin.

500
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,280
Thank you very much for the tip.

501
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,100
And Jim Jam.

502
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,360
And that's a police officer

503
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,580
inside...

504
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,820
Was I dreaming?

505
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:46,880
Cafeteria.

506
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,760
How do you feel?

507
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,760
Oh, like I've been run over by

508
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,220
a truck.

509
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,580
But I'm alright, I guess.

510
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:58,780
Glad to hear it.

511
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,260
You from around here?

512
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,620
Why don't you tell me what

513
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,320
happened?

514
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,940
Wait a second.

515
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,020
I'm just a tourist.

516
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,580
I came here for a vacation.

517
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,140
I just got here.

518
00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:17,320
I don't know what happened.

519
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,400
I'd like to find out myself.

520
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,780
Imagine playing this in 1999.

521
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:25,520
This music.

522
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,560
Pure unnerving stuff.

523
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,000
Have you seen a little girl?

524
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,760
Just turned seven last month.

525
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,040
Jim, thank you very much.

526
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:35,280
Short, black hair.

527
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,520
My daughter.

528
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:39,540
Sorry.

529
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,120
Sorry, I'm distracted.

530
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,200
The only person I've seen in

531
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,040
this town is you.

532
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:45,900
Where is everybody?

533
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:46,840
Dong, dong.

534
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,760
Thank you.

535
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,980
I'd tell you if I knew.

536
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,600
Believe me.

537
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:49,740
Dong, dong.

538
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,640
Bit of Twin Peaks.

539
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,200
That fellow who died a few

540
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,610
years ago did the Twin Peaks

541
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:56,040
music.

542
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,000
The dong, dong.

543
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,360
That's all I know.

544
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:00,400
Dong.

545
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:02,180
Hmm.

546
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:04,460
Dong, dong.

547
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,060
What's your name?

548
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:07,460
Harry.

549
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,000
Harry.

550
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,520
Harry Mason.

551
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,080
Harry Badlamenti.

552
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:12,320
Sybil Bennett.

553
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,660
Sybil Shepard.

554
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,450
I'm a police officer from Bram's,

555
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:16,680
the next town over.

556
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,240
Please be careful.

557
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,600
Bram's Enlist.

558
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,260
Matty C.

559
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:20,960
Thank you very much.

560
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,200
And the radio too.

561
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,680
I'm going back to call in some

562
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,820
reinforcements.

563
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:33,620
Hold it.

564
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,880
Where do you think you're going?

565
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,760
My daughter.

566
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,280
I've got to find her.

567
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,500
No way.

568
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,700
It's dangerous out there.

569
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,200
In that case, I need to find

570
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:49,940
her now.

571
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,520
Cheryl's my little girl.

572
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:53,810
I can't just leave her out

573
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,700
there by herself.

574
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,600
Have you got a gun?

575
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,220
Um, no.

576
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,180
Take this.

577
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,020
And hope you don't have to use

578
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:09,440
it.

579
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,240
Love getting a gun.

580
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,020
Now listen to me.

581
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,080
Before you pull the trigger,

582
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,100
know who you're shooting.

583
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,900
And don't do it unless you have

584
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,700
to.

585
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,500
Don't worry about that.

586
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,240
And don't go blasting me by

587
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,060
mistake.

588
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,340
Got it?

589
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,520
Don't worry about that.

590
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:31,520
Yeah.

591
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,480
Thanks.

592
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,540
Lovely square-fisted black

593
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,600
hands.

594
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,240
Do best to stay nearby.

595
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:38,780
His hands are like that.

596
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,910
I'll be back with help as quick

597
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,380
as I can.

598
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,900
Sound Blaster.

599
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,360
His hands are like this.

600
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,000
And I think maybe you can see

601
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:47,800
that.

602
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,070
But you don't have the free-roaming

603
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:50,820
camera.

604
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,320
We don't have a...

605
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,730
You've just got these old

606
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,520
controls.

607
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,380
But it still is...

608
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,700
very impressionistic in its

609
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,260
delivery.

610
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,760
Thank you very much, Matty C.

611
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,400
There, and a romantic dinner in

612
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:06,940
Luton.

613
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:07,800
Thank you very much.

614
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,740
And Chebu says,

615
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,860
Have you played this on stream?

616
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,760
Before?

617
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,760
Or was I dreaming?

618
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:12,980
I...

619
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,760
I can't remember.

620
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,160
But I don't think I did.

621
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,320
Because I'd remember it.

622
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,160
Someday someone may experience

623
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,600
these bizarre events.

624
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,110
Hopefully they will find my

625
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,080
notes useful.

626
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,840
Create a new file.

627
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:28,800
Look at that.

628
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:29,740
Look at that graphics.

629
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,940
Cafe new save.

630
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,460
We've saved it.

631
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,000
That was it.

632
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,640
We'll save it again.

633
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:37,240
No, we won't.

634
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,900
We don't want it to...

635
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,060
Fuck up our rank at the end.

636
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,060
Which I'm hoping is going to be

637
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:42,360
good.

638
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,080
There's different endings, of

639
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:44,660
course.

640
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,110
And we picked up a lovely,

641
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:48,000
beautiful health drink there.

642
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,700
That should stand to us.

643
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,960
And a flashlight.

644
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,260
That's a torch.

645
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:54,800
In old money.

646
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,880
And then a map of the town.

647
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,020
We've already got a few lovely

648
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,440
pieces of stuff.

649
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:01,600
A gun.

650
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,480
A torch.

651
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:03,100
A map.

652
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:04,440
Some health drink.

653
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:07,750
I thought that was a cutscene

654
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:08,760
then.

655
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,360
When it...

656
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,380
The way it cut to that.

657
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:11,960
Oh fuck.

658
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,720
And I'd just seen something

659
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,460
outside the door there.

660
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,940
So that was...

661
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:18,880
Intentional.

662
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,000
That camera angle...

663
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,500
Was intentional.

664
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,540
And what's this?

665
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:29,960
A radio.

666
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,340
That will do.

667
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:31,660
No.

668
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,320
I thought you...

669
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,180
You pick up a radio.

670
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:34,920
And oh and that...

671
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,260
That alerts you to the...

672
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,080
The scum.

673
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:38,440
Kitchen knife.

674
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,160
Of course.

675
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,060
Nothing.

676
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,240
Can't switch on the TV.

677
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,220
No power.

678
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,640
And that's all of us here.

679
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,500
Can we play pinball?

680
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:53,580
Pinball machine.

681
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,240
Nothing unusual about that.

682
00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:58,400
Let's just see.

683
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,160
Ready the weapon.

684
00:20:59,260 --> 00:20:59,920
How do you do that?

685
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,760
Select button.

686
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,560
Hand gun.

687
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:07,620
Equip.

688
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,100
It's going to be tough isn't it?

689
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,460
So you can...

690
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,720
If you press L2.

691
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,280
You can look around.

692
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,460
You can look around.

693
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,080
That's good stuff.

694
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,760
R1 is sidestep.

695
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,140
So that's handy to do the old

696
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,160
fucking...

697
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,240
Two step there.

698
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,130
Which looks great in those

699
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:32,540
jeans and those shoes as well.

700
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,080
It's a real line dance affair.

701
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:34,520
It's...

702
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,420
Real boot scooting maneuvering

703
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,020
there.

704
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:38,620
I'm not sure whether or not

705
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:39,810
line dancing was a big thing in

706
00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:40,560
Silent Hill.

707
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,690
It doesn't look like it would

708
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:41,980
be.

709
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:42,800
The...

710
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,420
Weather like.

711
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:44,720
You know.

712
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,060
You'd associate that sort of

713
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,450
boot scooting mentality with

714
00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:48,900
those from the deep south.

715
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,420
Bit of this.

716
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,300
A bit of that.

717
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:55,570
They love doing this in the

718
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:57,600
PlayStation games.

719
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,700
I remember you could do this

720
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,610
with Lara on Tomb Raider as

721
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,340
well.

722
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,020
But less of that now.

723
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,070
Let's have a little look and

724
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:06,090
see how we aim this fucking

725
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:06,520
piece.

726
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:08,700
How would you aim the fucking

727
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:09,480
thing?

728
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,330
You ready it with R2 and then

729
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,740
you fire with X, is it?

730
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:17,140
Okay, we've lost a bullet.

731
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,360
What's that?

732
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:25,660
It's auto-wim.

733
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:26,160
Good stuff.

734
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:26,300
Huh.

735
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:27,220
Radio.

736
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,680
What's going on with that radio?

737
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,220
A cha-cha slide.

738
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,160
And here we have...

739
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,880
A winged beast of shit.

740
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,160
Run away fast.

741
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,580
We're being tormented.

742
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,320
We're being tormented.

743
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,340
Get away.

744
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,560
Get the fuck away from me.

745
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,600
This is not a dream.

746
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,120
What's happening to this place?

747
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,800
And that is that.

748
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,960
That was a winged beast of shit,

749
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,980
everybody.

750
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,820
A real scumbag.

751
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,900
Tom, have you anything to see?

752
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:26,680
Yep.

753
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,210
You need to watch out for those

754
00:23:28,210 --> 00:23:28,700
lads.

755
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:30,180
They're bad, bad lads.

756
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,510
And change the duration when

757
00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:33,700
you go to me.

758
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,250
Make it into a cut rather than

759
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:35,600
a fade

760
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,740
because you need to be able...

761
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,060
I need to be able to start

762
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,160
speaking very fast

763
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,060
as soon as you cut to me.

764
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:41,820
Thank you very much.

765
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:46,180
Great stuff.

766
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,200
It's a cut now, anyway.

767
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:48,560
Yep.

768
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,290
As I was saying, someone like

769
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:51,400
that...

770
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,630
I mean, unfortunately, there's

771
00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:55,160
no system or framework to be

772
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:55,940
able to deal with them.

773
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:56,790
You're going to have to shoot

774
00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:57,420
them with bullets.

775
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:58,960
Put hot lead into them.

776
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,240
And then hope they die.

777
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:01,120
And they died.

778
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:01,920
You did a great job.

779
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:02,980
All the best.

780
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,310
Thanks very much there to the

781
00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:08,920
uncle for that bit of co-commentary.

782
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,580
And the radio may be useful for

783
00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:11,420
something.

784
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,910
I better take it with me, he

785
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:13,400
says.

786
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,700
So it's great that he has a

787
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,100
little bit of nows as well

788
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,030
because I'd have just gone

789
00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:18,130
outside without the radio, to

790
00:24:18,130 --> 00:24:18,660
be honest.

791
00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:20,920
But it seems as though the

792
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,580
pocket radio is now in our

793
00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:23,640
possession.

794
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:27,750
Which is great news for radio

795
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:30,020
enthusiasts.

796
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:36,160
FM, AM, long wave, medium wave.

797
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:38,320
Which is AM.

798
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,140
Where could Cheryl have gone?

799
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,700
And it's cafe 5 to 2.

800
00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:44,900
We're leaving there.

801
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:46,270
I guess I'll check that alley

802
00:24:46,270 --> 00:24:46,760
again.

803
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,370
We're going back to the alley

804
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,740
from whence we came.

805
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,160
Out on Finney Street.

806
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,430
We're on Backman Road at the

807
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:55,360
moment.

808
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,990
So we turn right on Backman and

809
00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:57,480
left.

810
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,940
Hang a left onto Finney.

811
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,630
And hopefully we don't get

812
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,420
fucking Finney'd by a bunch of

813
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,560
absolute scum demonic presences.

814
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,200
We've already had our first

815
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,850
encounter with a bad winged

816
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:10,500
beast.

817
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,070
Let's hope it doesn't happen

818
00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:12,900
again soon.

819
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,510
But I can't imagine it's not

820
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:15,660
going to happen.

821
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:17,200
Another winged beast, just as I

822
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:17,860
say that.

823
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:19,740
Let's run away fast.

824
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:20,940
He's got speed.

825
00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:22,800
He's got form.

826
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,760
He's got form.

827
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:35,520
Fucking hell.

828
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:36,760
Get the fuck away.

829
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,120
Fast.

830
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:39,220
Oh.

831
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,120
He's got speed.

832
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,160
And there's the dog.

833
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:50,780
It's a meat.

834
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,690
It's a jumping, leering piece

835
00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:53,400
of meat.

836
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,620
Already I'm feeling very not

837
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:59,220
good about this one.

838
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,370
And hopefully we can get

839
00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:01,880
through this nice and fast.

840
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,990
I don't want this to be a long

841
00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:03,580
marathon.

842
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:05,140
I need to get out of here.

843
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:07,680
I don't want...

844
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,740
As I say, I don't want anyone

845
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:10,500
to die.

846
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,760
I don't want anyone to suffer

847
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,220
any psychological torment.

848
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,140
Obviously you will.

849
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:16,680
But let's just try and lessen

850
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,580
the torment.

851
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,860
The less torment, the better.

852
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,170
And there are bullets on the

853
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:20,660
floor.

854
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:23,240
We've got the hand-bun gullets.

855
00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,520
Get them down your gullet.

856
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,500
Down the esophageal tube.

857
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,860
Known as the esophagus.

858
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,220
And then pick up a fucking lead

859
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:31,900
pipe.

860
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,260
Nothing like the lead pipe.

861
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,540
Always a steel pipe.

862
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,120
To really lift the spirits.

863
00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,760
On a cold, foggy evening.

864
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,160
This note on the floor says,

865
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:43,740
To school.

866
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,260
To school.

867
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:48,080
Isn't this Cheryl's sketchbook?

868
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,180
That's his daughter's sketchbook.

869
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,300
She's at the school.

870
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:53,340
And she's at the school.

871
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,960
Pretty straightforward stuff.

872
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,200
Standard stuff.

873
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,700
Midwich Elementary.

874
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,980
Let's hope that is going to be

875
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,660
a nice place to be.

876
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:04,880
Solid serpent.

877
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,000
Thank you very much there.

878
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,640
Two hints for the best ending.

879
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:08,720
Grab the bottle.

880
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,280
To scoop up the red stuff.

881
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,320
In the hospital.

882
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:12,820
Yes.

883
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:13,380
I like this.

884
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:13,860
I like this.

885
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,740
We're working.

886
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,420
We're working.

887
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,240
And check out the bar.

888
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,980
After exiting the sewers.

889
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,530
For a little side quest at the

890
00:27:20,530 --> 00:27:21,480
nearby motel.

891
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:22,740
Side quest is it?

892
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,920
You're very optimistic about

893
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:25,340
this.

894
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,190
And the enthusiasm that you

895
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:29,020
think may be happening.

896
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,600
That we will have time for a

897
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,560
side quest.

898
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:33,040
The first picture Cheryl drew

899
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,140
in the sketchbook.

900
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,050
I gave her on her fifth

901
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:37,260
birthday.

902
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,410
And he's just going to leave

903
00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:39,040
that there.

904
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,060
He's not going to bring it with.

905
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:40,360
I mean.

906
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:42,260
I definitely would take that

907
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,000
with me.

908
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,180
I wouldn't leave it there.

909
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:44,500
You know.

910
00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:45,700
But that's him.

911
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:47,220
He's just going to do what he

912
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:48,100
wants to do.

913
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,400
And it's a dead end.

914
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:50,940
Unless you can crawl.

915
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,900
I don't think you can crawl.

916
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:54,020
Roger Foley.

917
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:54,940
Thank you very much.

918
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,620
Knight Fort Francis.

919
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:58,020
Metal Gear 2 or 3?

920
00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,760
I don't know what that means.

921
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:02,670
Unless you're asking me what I

922
00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:03,780
prefer.

923
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,520
I'd have to say 3.

924
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:09,160
But they're different beasts.

925
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,380
Right now it's all in the past.

926
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:15,070
That seems like a real walk in

927
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,220
the park.

928
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,160
And a real nice experience.

929
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,250
Compared to what we're dealing

930
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:19,760
with here.

931
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,850
We have to utilize our map and

932
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:22,900
our brain.

933
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,340
in order to traverse.

934
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:27,380
Insurmountable objects.

935
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,080
And obstacles.

936
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,620
And we also need a bit of help.

937
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,820
Let's use that.

938
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:35,820
Great stuff.

939
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,380
And map.

940
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,860
How do you get your map open?

941
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:42,700
Triangle.

942
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,440
Triangle button.

943
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,040
Nice stuff.

944
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:45,540
So we go up.

945
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:46,760
To Finney.

946
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,380
We hang a left on Finney.

947
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,220
And we run.

948
00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:51,320
To the end.

949
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:51,520
We.

950
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,660
We don't turn left.

951
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,700
On your second left.

952
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,500
To Midwich.

953
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,740
I hope it's not blocked.

954
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,440
There's probably.

955
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,040
There's stuff.

956
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,900
In these.

957
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,020
Oh god.

958
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:04,440
These.

959
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:05,460
Garages.

960
00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:07,040
And the way they jump at you.

961
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,200
It's like a fucking nightmare.

962
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,060
It's like a slow motion.

963
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:11,860
Situation.

964
00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:13,210
It's all unfolding in slow

965
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:13,820
motion.

966
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:14,640
In front of you.

967
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:15,200
And yet.

968
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,240
There's nothing you can do.

969
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:16,840
To stop it.

970
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:18,360
You can only run away.

971
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:19,400
Fast.

972
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:22,580
As fast as your feet.

973
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,560
Your blocky feet.

974
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:24,300
Can carry you.

975
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:25,460
And.

976
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,280
I know on the map.

977
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,180
It said hang a left.

978
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:28,660
At the end.

979
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,800
I think I'm going to try.

980
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:30,700
And hang a left here first.

981
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:31,880
Just in case we get to the end.

982
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:33,540
And we've been shamboozied.

983
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,840
By a fucking blocked path.

984
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,280
Or something.

985
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,780
Let's have a quick look here.

986
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,160
We just took our first left.

987
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:40,720
On to Levin.

988
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,680
So we'll take our second right.

989
00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:44,320
Or we might go all the way.

990
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,380
At the end to Bradbury.

991
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:45,700
It's.

992
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,080
It's.

993
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:47,660
I'm going to.

994
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,060
I'm going to.

995
00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:48,700
Yeah.

996
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:49,640
I'm going to go second right.

997
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,140
On this one.

998
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,020
Stick to the paths.

999
00:29:58,420 --> 00:29:59,140
Second right.

1000
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:03,840
I think I already went past it.

1001
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,360
I'm not sure.

1002
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,400
Street signs.

1003
00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:09,780
Available to us.

1004
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,180
Fuck it.

1005
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:14,840
We'll just go here.

1006
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:15,900
And again.

1007
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:16,980
Look at what we found here.

1008
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:17,960
A dead end.

1009
00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:19,920
Sickening stuff.

1010
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,360
This is Matheson.

1011
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,020
Walter Matheson.

1012
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:25,200
Okay.

1013
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,800
So next one.

1014
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,200
And I think there's a ghoul.

1015
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:36,200
I think there's a ghoul.

1016
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:36,200
I think there's a ghoul.

1017
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200
Or a ghost.

1018
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:37,720
Or a fucking.

1019
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,280
A sickener.

1020
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,440
There's a sickener right there.

1021
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,120
It's another sickener.

1022
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,180
So that's another dead end.

1023
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,200
We have been fucking well and

1024
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,820
truly shamboozied.

1025
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:51,260
Up to the top.

1026
00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:51,700
Turn left.

1027
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,140
Should have just.

1028
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,510
Should have just carried on the

1029
00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:54,340
way I was going.

1030
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,460
Through the gaff says Mr. Milk.

1031
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,040
Are you sure?

1032
00:30:59,260 --> 00:30:59,600
Is that.

1033
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,560
Are you legitimately telling me

1034
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,070
I can go through the gaff there

1035
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:03,780
Mr. Milk?

1036
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,260
Or is that.

1037
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,720
Is that pipe talk?

1038
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,900
Is that pipe dreams?

1039
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,720
We've got notes on the floor.

1040
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,460
Dog house.

1041
00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,260
Dog's house.

1042
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:15,680
Levin Street.

1043
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,720
Dog's house on Levin.

1044
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,080
We're on Levin.

1045
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,090
So we need to go to the dog's

1046
00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:26,560
house.

1047
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,480
Which is going to be on the

1048
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,120
left.

1049
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,700
Whether it's on the left.

1050
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,360
How the fuck am I here?

1051
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:35,420
Okay.

1052
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:35,600
Yeah.

1053
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,600
I thought I was at the top of

1054
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,200
the street.

1055
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:40,680
Maybe there's a dog's house

1056
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,780
here.

1057
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,640
But what is a dog's house?

1058
00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:43,940
Like.

1059
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,900
Is it a dog house?

1060
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,520
Like a little.

1061
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,620
Where a dog lives.

1062
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,780
Like a little dog house out the

1063
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:50,200
front.

1064
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,620
Is it these dogs here?

1065
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:51,920
Do they.

1066
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,420
Do they live in this fucking

1067
00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:54,000
house?

1068
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,180
I just don't want these.

1069
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,280
These cunts to get me.

1070
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,200
So we need to check.

1071
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,260
The dogs.

1072
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,140
The presence of the dogs here.

1073
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,040
Would suggest.

1074
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,000
That these are.

1075
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,000
These houses belong to the dogs.

1076
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,600
Fucking hell.

1077
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:23,900
Oh.

1078
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,620
We're hoping.

1079
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:31,120
I gains hope here.

1080
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:32,380
That there's going to be a dog

1081
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:32,860
house.

1082
00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:33,780
Up here on the left.

1083
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:35,360
I'm just going to look for a

1084
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,880
little doggy kennel.

1085
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:37,940
Out the front.

1086
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,440
Of the house.

1087
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:40,590
But usually you keep a doggy

1088
00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:41,600
kennel out the back.

1089
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,390
And there's one right out the

1090
00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:42,680
front.

1091
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,740
That's good stuff.

1092
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,190
I'm just doing an arcing sweep

1093
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:45,740
around.

1094
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:47,300
Before.

1095
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:48,280
I go in.

1096
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:49,300
So that this.

1097
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,170
Jumping piece of meat doesn't

1098
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:51,820
get me.

1099
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,640
It's like a jumping.

1100
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:53,760
Burnt.

1101
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:54,880
Skin looks burnt.

1102
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:56,520
It's like it's been on a spit.

1103
00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,240
Maybe there's a key.

1104
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,400
There's a key in the dog house.

1105
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:01,780
Get the fuck away from me you.

1106
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,260
It's a bloody mess.

1107
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,510
House key was hidden in the dog

1108
00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:09,560
house.

1109
00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:10,020
Take it.

1110
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:10,640
Of course.

1111
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,760
It does look like they've been

1112
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,200
on a rotisserie.

1113
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,800
Which is French for spit.

1114
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,600
Getting hungry.

1115
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,820
Just thinking about cooked meat

1116
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:22,120
now.

1117
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,960
And that's the house key done.

1118
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,180
Lovely stuff.

1119
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,160
There's the first aid kit.

1120
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,020
Anything in the plant pot.

1121
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:39,840
Solid snack saying save.

1122
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,440
Are you on about in game or.

1123
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:45,100
Do we do it.

1124
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,480
Do we do it live.

1125
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:50,740
By live I mean.

1126
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,300
On the emulator.

1127
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:56,840
It's too late.

1128
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:57,860
We've done it live.

1129
00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:58,780
We've done it on the emulator.

1130
00:33:58,900 --> 00:33:59,840
I wish there was a hot key.

1131
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,140
Probably is.

1132
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,160
But I just don't know about it

1133
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:02,480
yet.

1134
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:05,660
No.

1135
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,480
In the game you say.

1136
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,650
Where do you save it in the

1137
00:34:07,650 --> 00:34:08,080
game?

1138
00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:09,430
Do you have to go to a phone

1139
00:34:09,430 --> 00:34:10,100
booth or.

1140
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:12,220
Can you save it here?

1141
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:20,960
Red spot.

1142
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,000
Where's the red spot?

1143
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,400
In here.

1144
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,160
Look.

1145
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:25,820
We'll find that out.

1146
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,520
We'll work it out.

1147
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,820
With the hand bun gullets.

1148
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:32,940
Oh.

1149
00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:33,340
Here we go.

1150
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,900
Notepads of the new red squares.

1151
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,180
Another slice of hand bun gullet.

1152
00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:51,400
The red spot didn't really come

1153
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,660
into play until Silent Hill 2.

1154
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,400
Carried over into Silent Hill 3.

1155
00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:58,520
Haven't played Silent Hill 4

1156
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,380
The Room.

1157
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:02,100
The.

1158
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,360
I got.

1159
00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:04,480
Not disillusioned.

1160
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,700
But I thought if I'm not going

1161
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,680
to fucking finish.

1162
00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:08,220
Silent Hill 3.

1163
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,470
Which is what happened when I

1164
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:10,580
got it back in the day.

1165
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:11,680
Ran into a cupboard there.

1166
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:12,950
That I'm not going to bother

1167
00:35:12,950 --> 00:35:13,900
staring the room.

1168
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,050
It just became too much of a

1169
00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:17,700
psychological tormentous.

1170
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:18,860
Schlepp.

1171
00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:20,380
For me to finish the second.

1172
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,300
The third game.

1173
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,180
Third installment.

1174
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,840
We're doing well here.

1175
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,960
We've raided the cupboards.

1176
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:27,160
Got a lot of nice stuff from

1177
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:27,820
this gaff.

1178
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,780
And now we're out the back.

1179
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,200
On the way to the elementary.

1180
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,240
Three locks.

1181
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,360
Fuck.

1182
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:34,680
A map though.

1183
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,790
Something is written on the map

1184
00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:38,120
here.

1185
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:38,880
Hanging on the wall.

1186
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,580
Over to Elroy Street we go.

1187
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:41,860
Keys for the eclipse.

1188
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:43,840
Copied it to the map.

1189
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:44,400
Good stuff.

1190
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,200
We've got this fucking map.

1191
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:49,980
And we're ready to make haste.

1192
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:51,140
Oh.

1193
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,320
All the way across town.

1194
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,120
It's going to be a bit of a

1195
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:53,500
schlep.

1196
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:55,300
It's going to be a bit of a

1197
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:56,140
schlep.

1198
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:56,460
Tom.

1199
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,000
How are things?

1200
00:35:58,140 --> 00:35:58,800
Not too bad.

1201
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,010
So you've got a bit of a schlep

1202
00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:00,920
out of you there.

1203
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,510
Doesn't look like it's going to

1204
00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:04,360
be that interesting or exciting.

1205
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,780
Yeah well it's good that you're

1206
00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:08,260
involved in this mission.

1207
00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:10,280
To really hammer home the

1208
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,180
points.

1209
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,550
The safety notes that we need

1210
00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:13,740
to be hammering home.

1211
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:14,950
And a lot of people there may

1212
00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:15,680
be tuning in.

1213
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,140
Maybe not.

1214
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:16,580
I don't know.

1215
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,270
I don't tend to look at viewer

1216
00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:20,580
accounts.

1217
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:21,560
And all that sort of stuff.

1218
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,310
I just prefer to spend my focus

1219
00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:26,340
on the task at hand.

1220
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,720
But we are in a bit of a pickle

1221
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,620
at the moment.

1222
00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:29,060
Tom.

1223
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:31,840
Yep.

1224
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,000
It seems to be the case.

1225
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,760
Do you need to get to Elroy

1226
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,140
Street?

1227
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,300
Now a lot of these guys around

1228
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:35,660
here.

1229
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,100
I've been watching you play.

1230
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:38,840
I think you've got dogs.

1231
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,200
You've got winged instruments.

1232
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:40,680
Beasts.

1233
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,500
The whole shebang.

1234
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,920
They don't look like a very

1235
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,020
nice set of guys.

1236
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:45,860
And to be honest with you.

1237
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,330
I'd run like fuck at the first

1238
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,240
sight of them.

1239
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,120
I can hear another one.

1240
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,880
It's like an amalgamation of a

1241
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,360
bat.

1242
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:52,680
And a dinosaur.

1243
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,120
Like a pterodactyl.

1244
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,660
But a piece.

1245
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,900
A flying piece of fucking pterodactyl.

1246
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,700
He's got a tail.

1247
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,780
It looks like an angel of death.

1248
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,220
And you're doing well.

1249
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,380
Keep moving.

1250
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,560
Keep it lit.

1251
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:07,680
Keep it going.

1252
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,480
That's it.

1253
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,400
Don't panic.

1254
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:11,600
Don't panic.

1255
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,760
Get the map out.

1256
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,880
The map is well and truly out.

1257
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,780
Thanks very much there.

1258
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,200
Shawnee Heffernan.

1259
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,480
For the tip there.

1260
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,880
Shout out to Laura Mack.

1261
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,590
Who is a sick Rick at the

1262
00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:23,460
moment.

1263
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,600
Sorry there.

1264
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,160
Just getting the anxiety under

1265
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:27,780
control.

1266
00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:28,560
And putting it down.

1267
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,340
I'm on the phone.

1268
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,840
With every fucking studio at

1269
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,380
night.

1270
00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:33,260
Insurance companies.

1271
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:34,920
Producers.

1272
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,640
Thank you very much Joey the Lips.

1273
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:37,920
Yeah.

1274
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,850
Just crush the anxiety into a

1275
00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:40,460
cube.

1276
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,940
And swallow it.

1277
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,440
And swallow it.

1278
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,660
Compress it down the gullet.

1279
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,300
Into the stew match.

1280
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:49,620
And then let it fester there.

1281
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,710
And we just turn left at Queen

1282
00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:52,420
Burger.

1283
00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:54,020
We're on Backman at the moment.

1284
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,560
Hang a left at Queen Burger.

1285
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:57,320
And fucking just go to Elroy

1286
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,040
Street.

1287
00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:58,480
There's no.

1288
00:37:58,540 --> 00:37:59,880
There's no need to worry about

1289
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:00,220
it.

1290
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,460
You need to close the map there.

1291
00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:05,700
You switch to me instead.

1292
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,700
We're getting our fucking.

1293
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,680
Knickers in a twist.

1294
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,120
And we need to just focus on

1295
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,060
what's.

1296
00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:15,300
What's at hand here.

1297
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,260
And what's at stake.

1298
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,320
And another flying pterodactyl.

1299
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,540
A great little bit of dodging

1300
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,140
by the way.

1301
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:21,920
If I had the replay button.

1302
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,880
I'd be using it.

1303
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:23,860
Haven't set it up.

1304
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,900
Haven't configured it.

1305
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,440
Let's just wait about that.

1306
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:27,380
I mean.

1307
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,360
I only like to use that.

1308
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,620
When I've had the shits.

1309
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:30,360
Put up me.

1310
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,320
By a ghost.

1311
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,140
Or a ghoul.

1312
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:33,600
But so far.

1313
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,660
None of that has happened.

1314
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,140
It's just been.

1315
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,340
Very very high.

1316
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,440
It just says ghoul.

1317
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,140
On the fucking thing.

1318
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:38,360
Look.

1319
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:40,520
It says ghoul.

1320
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,680
Just as I said ghoul.

1321
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280
It says ghoul.

1322
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:45,140
Unbelievable.

1323
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:46,880
Coincidence there.

1324
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,700
But as it stands.

1325
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,370
I've managed to successfully

1326
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:50,900
dodge.

1327
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,540
A horrible number.

1328
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:52,960
And there's.

1329
00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:53,380
There's.

1330
00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:53,720
Ooh.

1331
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,860
There's a fucking real bad egg.

1332
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,520
Right there.

1333
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,120
Can we go in there?

1334
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,140
It's boarded up.

1335
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,680
He can fly.

1336
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:05,710
But he was choosing to walk

1337
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:06,260
that buck.

1338
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:07,900
And there's nothing here.

1339
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,920
It told us to go here.

1340
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:09,760
And there's nothing here.

1341
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:10,900
What.

1342
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,180
What.

1343
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,480
What a waste of my time.

1344
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,320
Stuck against a tree.

1345
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:19,740
Stuck against a fire hydrant.

1346
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:22,510
I'm going to have to go back

1347
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:23,440
here.

1348
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,420
And see where that buck was

1349
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:24,860
standing.

1350
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,830
Maybe there's something I've

1351
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:26,380
missed here.

1352
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,280
No.

1353
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:32,420
Finney Street first.

1354
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:33,770
Skellington's after telling me

1355
00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:34,780
Finney Street first.

1356
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:35,700
To Cheryl.

1357
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:36,220
Okay.

1358
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:36,700
Good man.

1359
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:37,820
Back.

1360
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,080
Back up the town we go.

1361
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,280
Let's get away from this buck.

1362
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:44,900
I thought I was going to be

1363
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,580
really.

1364
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,340
Space jamming the game.

1365
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:48,740
And.

1366
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,160
Absolutely speed running it

1367
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,660
there.

1368
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:51,460
It just seems to be.

1369
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,680
A bit of a busted flush.

1370
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,240
Going down to.

1371
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:54,140
That.

1372
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,240
Circled.

1373
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,300
Map point.

1374
00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:57,580
But.

1375
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,000
If I'd have been looking at the

1376
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,400
map.

1377
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:00,500
I would have just said.

1378
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,380
Obviously Cheryl.

1379
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,100
My daughter.

1380
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,880
My daughter.

1381
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,300
Is.

1382
00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:06,360
Up here somewhere.

1383
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,900
I would visit there first.

1384
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,200
I didn't do that.

1385
00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:12,380
I wish she had a pair of roller

1386
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,640
skates.

1387
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,060
Or a fucking hover board.

1388
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:15,720
Or something.

1389
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,760
Just even a bicycle.

1390
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:21,540
And the clippity clop of the

1391
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,900
shoes.

1392
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:23,600
Reassuring.

1393
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,840
To know that you are on the way.

1394
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:26,100
And the speed run is back on.

1395
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:28,140
And all the naysayers.

1396
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:30,020
Have been smited.

1397
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:32,080
Backman Street.

1398
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,080
And the vibration function on

1399
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,080
the dual shock.

1400
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,340
Nicely working.

1401
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:40,600
I think it must mean that I'm

1402
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,700
running out of health or

1403
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:42,440
something.

1404
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,120
Because I'm feeling.

1405
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:44,720
Very slight.

1406
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,560
Slight pulses.

1407
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,540
On the joypad.

1408
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,300
I'm not sure whether or not

1409
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,800
that is about animals coming to

1410
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,380
get me.

1411
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,060
Or.

1412
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:53,640
We've been down here.

1413
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,300
This is the fucking.

1414
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,370
Maybe there's a garage or

1415
00:40:57,370 --> 00:40:58,080
something.

1416
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:58,840
That we need to go in.

1417
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,060
Oh.

1418
00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:02,060
Not these cunts again.

1419
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,300
Someone was saying to go to Finney

1420
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,060
Street.

1421
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:05,380
If.

1422
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:06,520
Skellington.

1423
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:09,020
I hope you're not.

1424
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,070
You weren't telling any fibs

1425
00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:10,380
man.

1426
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,520
Because I was up here.

1427
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,470
Old fucking Fibonacci sequence

1428
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,760
in the chat there.

1429
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,860
Giving me the wrong equation.

1430
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:18,320
You're giving me the wrong

1431
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,400
equation Fibby.

1432
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,080
Fuck.

1433
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,680
Getting the map out here.

1434
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,480
Go there.

1435
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,280
Go there.

1436
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,530
Go to the three red marked bits

1437
00:41:34,530 --> 00:41:35,560
on the map.

1438
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,140
Okay.

1439
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:40,960
Okay.

1440
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,000
But it never.

1441
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:42,500
Why.

1442
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,380
How would I know?

1443
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,120
You're on about.

1444
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,500
When you say three red marked

1445
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:46,940
bits.

1446
00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:48,310
You're on about this little red

1447
00:41:48,310 --> 00:41:49,360
dot on Levin Street.

1448
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,840
That's the doghouse.

1449
00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:52,620
That's the doghouse.

1450
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:52,940
Kayleigh.

1451
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
I'm a Cheryl there.

1452
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:56,720
Skellington told me to go here.

1453
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,420
Now come on.

1454
00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:58,540
I don't want this to turn into

1455
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:00,000
one of these fucking situations.

1456
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,660
Where it's a.

1457
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:01,740
It's a back and forth.

1458
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:03,240
And we're getting digipad.

1459
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,020
Digipadded out of it.

1460
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:07,200
Go to 1511.

1461
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:09,680
Three big.

1462
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,680
Three big X's.

1463
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,000
That means there's no.

1464
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,180
There's nowhere to go.

1465
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,280
Someone there.

1466
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,440
The other Jeff.

1467
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:19,360
Find the wide gate on the west

1468
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,260
side.

1469
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:21,080
Not too far down.

1470
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,420
Ignore the off limits sign.

1471
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,500
Are you sure now?

1472
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:23,960
I've.

1473
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,340
I've fucking been down here.

1474
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,240
Sorry about the language there.

1475
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,300
Sorry about the tone.

1476
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,500
I don't want to be coming off

1477
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:29,820
as.

1478
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:31,490
Getting funny or getting thick

1479
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:32,180
with you.

1480
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,220
I don't want to be coming.

1481
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:34,420
Across as.

1482
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:36,260
Not grateful.

1483
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:36,800
But I've.

1484
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,440
I've fucking been down here man.

1485
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:39,800
Oh no.

1486
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,820
No we haven't.

1487
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:41,940
I've.

1488
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:42,580
What.

1489
00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:43,220
Skellington.

1490
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,100
Look.

1491
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,620
Gotta hold the hands up.

1492
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:47,940
Sometimes.

1493
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,340
We get it wrong.

1494
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,300
And right then.

1495
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,140
We got it wrong.

1496
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,260
And I apologize.

1497
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:53,120
And.

1498
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,160
Look.

1499
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:55,940
When I went low.

1500
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:56,820
You went high.

1501
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:57,600
Okay.

1502
00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:00,000
And that was.

1503
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,260
It was wrong of me.

1504
00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,390
So fucking take that tone with

1505
00:43:02,390 --> 00:43:02,680
you.

1506
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,000
But I.

1507
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:03,400
Actually.

1508
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:03,940
Do you know what?

1509
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,600
I might be taking it again.

1510
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,000
Because.

1511
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,380
I think we have fucking been

1512
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:08,060
down here.

1513
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,300
I got the bullets down here.

1514
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:13,980
Skellington.

1515
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,920
You're a fucking legend man.

1516
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,800
You're an absolute legend.

1517
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:19,640
Do you know what?

1518
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,020
We have been down here.

1519
00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:24,100
Unbelievable.

1520
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,360
I.

1521
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,120
I rescind the apology.

1522
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,040
Take it back.

1523
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:29,440
And I am now.

1524
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:31,120
Issuing a brand new.

1525
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:31,880
Statement.

1526
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,920
On behalf.

1527
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,060
Of myself.

1528
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,080
And Mr. Gax.

1529
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,600
Who's enjoying this speed run.

1530
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:38,650
With his fucking salt and

1531
00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:39,120
banana.

1532
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,960
And his brand new.

1533
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:41,800
Runners.

1534
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,400
And people are scared.

1535
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:46,580
People are questioning.

1536
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,080
Their fucking psychological

1537
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:48,700
torment.

1538
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:50,720
You've just been telling fibs.

1539
00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:53,860
The key is beside the dog head.

1540
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,240
The dog head.

1541
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:55,660
Okay.

1542
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,300
Good stuff.

1543
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,200
Let's have a look for the dog

1544
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:58,800
head.

1545
00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:00,820
Oh.

1546
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:06,740
The key is beside the dog head.

1547
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,220
But the dog head though.

1548
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:09,380
There was no dog head.

1549
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:10,990
Are you all about the head of

1550
00:44:10,990 --> 00:44:12,400
the dog that's alive?

1551
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,560
Because I'm not going near him.

1552
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,740
He's fucking jumping around.

1553
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,840
He's got energy to beat the

1554
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,220
band.

1555
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,300
He's had his.

1556
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,360
He's had his dinner.

1557
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:19,640
Do you know?

1558
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,020
What about this?

1559
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:21,120
This dog?

1560
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:22,940
This dog?

1561
00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:25,940
You're going to tell more lies.

1562
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,800
Because nothing's happening.

1563
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,180
Got to keep the fucking energy.

1564
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,020
Before I enter.

1565
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:34,460
Go through this gate now.

1566
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:38,960
I'm.

1567
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:39,860
You.

1568
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,060
It's been pulverized.

1569
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:41,560
Go up.

1570
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,420
Please don't hurt my son Gax.

1571
00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:45,760
Get Nigel on the case.

1572
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,560
Absolute lies.

1573
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,720
Why is he out of breath man?

1574
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:52,000
Can he not get some breath back?

1575
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:55,120
What about this?

1576
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,060
Pause it.

1577
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:56,920
Now he stops breathing.

1578
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:58,100
But he'll start breathing again.

1579
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,260
That's the fucking trouble.

1580
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:00,880
Um.

1581
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:01,980
Pause that.

1582
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,640
Let's take a bit of energy here.

1583
00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:09,500
Let's take this.

1584
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,540
Full first aid kit.

1585
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,540
I know that the skeleton has

1586
00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,780
disappeared.

1587
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:15,420
Oh.

1588
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,020
Un-the-fucking-lievable.

1589
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:17,320
Huh?

1590
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,760
Unbelievable.

1591
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:20,590
Giving out the tough

1592
00:45:20,590 --> 00:45:22,160
information.

1593
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,160
Then just disappearing.

1594
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,160
Look.

1595
00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:30,250
Obviously I'm doing the speed

1596
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,500
run.

1597
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:31,900
It's not.

1598
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,760
I shouldn't be relying on ye.

1599
00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:35,700
But this is just a fucking

1600
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:36,840
nightmare.

1601
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Maybe go back to the cafe.

1602
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,700
Maybe back to the cafe.

1603
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,990
Because I'm getting duff

1604
00:45:52,990 --> 00:45:54,340
fucking information here.

1605
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,020
Mr. Milk.

1606
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:56,140
Thank you very much there.

1607
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,180
Behind the cafe.

1608
00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:00,240
Thank you very much.

1609
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,990
It's exactly what I thought it

1610
00:46:01,990 --> 00:46:02,440
was.

1611
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,960
Go to the back of the cafe.

1612
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,800
Stewart's cafe.

1613
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,620
And skellington's silence is

1614
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:14,630
absolutely deafening at this

1615
00:46:14,630 --> 00:46:15,660
stage.

1616
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,320
Unbelievable.

1617
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:19,640
And someone there is saying I

1618
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,520
have a bone to pick with skellington.

1619
00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:23,740
Unbelievable.

1620
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,000
And here he is now.

1621
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:26,520
Sorry.

1622
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,100
The cafe.

1623
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:27,480
Yes.

1624
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,140
Behind the cafe.

1625
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,540
There is a basketball hoop.

1626
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:31,500
There with a dog head.

1627
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,000
Okay man.

1628
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,320
Look.

1629
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,840
Just going forward.

1630
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,140
We need to make sure that the

1631
00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:39,810
information being dished out is

1632
00:46:39,810 --> 00:46:41,140
watertight.

1633
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,360
I was just down a fucking alley

1634
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:43,900
there.

1635
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,180
Being chased.

1636
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:46,260
I got swiped.

1637
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:48,160
I had to use a first aid.

1638
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,400
Come on.

1639
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,100
Get the act together.

1640
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,060
Pull the socks up.

1641
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,080
This isn't fucking a test run.

1642
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:57,980
This isn't a rehearsal.

1643
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,480
We're in the middle of it.

1644
00:46:59,560 --> 00:46:59,960
Right here.

1645
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:02,030
We also know there are known

1646
00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:03,040
unknowns.

1647
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,400
That is to say there are things

1648
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,760
we know that we do not know.

1649
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,840
But I've taken the apology.

1650
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,480
And it is accepted.

1651
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,600
It's an accepted apology.

1652
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,540
And we'll move on from that.

1653
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,530
We're going to go to the

1654
00:47:18,530 --> 00:47:19,480
basketball hoop.

1655
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:24,480
Thank you very much there bum

1656
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,200
question.

1657
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,580
Mr. Milk.

1658
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,480
What an interesting gate sound

1659
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,260
that was.

1660
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,740
The Foley artist had a bone to

1661
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:34,660
pick with squeaks.

1662
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:36,560
It seems when he created that.

1663
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,130
And we have someone was

1664
00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:40,210
probably trying to shoot a few

1665
00:47:40,210 --> 00:47:40,940
hoops.

1666
00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:43,500
With a disemboweled or dismembered

1667
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,420
dog head.

1668
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,540
And we've got a gun on the

1669
00:47:46,540 --> 00:47:47,440
floor.

1670
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,560
A key on the floor.

1671
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,580
Key of Woodman.

1672
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:51,700
Ticket?

1673
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:52,520
Of course.

1674
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,740
And that's a dog's head.

1675
00:47:58,340 --> 00:47:59,400
Shooting some b-ball outside of

1676
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,640
the school.

1677
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,010
When a couple of dogs who were

1678
00:48:02,010 --> 00:48:02,820
up to no good.

1679
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,360
Started trying to maul me in

1680
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,660
the neighborhood.

1681
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:07,940
I got him one little scrap.

1682
00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:09,580
And I got real scared.

1683
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,930
And unfortunately I couldn't

1684
00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:13,430
move in with my auntie and

1685
00:48:13,430 --> 00:48:14,640
uncle in Bel Air.

1686
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:15,800
That's in California.

1687
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,140
And from what I can gather.

1688
00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:18,410
This town looks like it's

1689
00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:20,380
probably on the eastern seaboard.

1690
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,060
What with the snowy weather and

1691
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:22,760
what not.

1692
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,310
Although I hear you can get

1693
00:48:24,310 --> 00:48:26,130
snow on the western seaboard in

1694
00:48:26,130 --> 00:48:27,540
the states as well.

1695
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,140
You just need to be up the

1696
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:30,120
north west.

1697
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,560
But what is great news is that

1698
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,720
we've got that key.

1699
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:33,890
Now where's that going to

1700
00:48:33,890 --> 00:48:34,880
fucking get used?

1701
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,900
Where's that going to get used?

1702
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,730
Let's have a little look and

1703
00:48:38,730 --> 00:48:40,100
see inside the inventory here.

1704
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,360
Key in the fucking door.

1705
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:49,620
There's the key.

1706
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,860
Key of Woodman.

1707
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,580
The key to the garden of the

1708
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:53,060
house.

1709
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:55,160
Found in the basketball court.

1710
00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:56,640
So I got the whole fucking

1711
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,600
thing wrong.

1712
00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:58,620
I checked the map.

1713
00:48:58,900 --> 00:48:59,910
And I thought the little

1714
00:48:59,910 --> 00:49:01,550
circular thing on the fucking

1715
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:02,000
map.

1716
00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:03,100
Was where I needed to go to get

1717
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:03,580
the key.

1718
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,670
Turns out that's the complete

1719
00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:07,320
wrong information.

1720
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,110
But onwards we go on Matheson

1721
00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:09,820
Street.

1722
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,300
And all I can say is that the

1723
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,620
pace is beginning to take shape.

1724
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:16,500
The speed run.

1725
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,420
Definitely back on course.

1726
00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,640
We could be heading towards a

1727
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,860
real world record yet again.

1728
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,560
You know it.

1729
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,080
If you've ever been here before.

1730
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,000
I physically moved my head then.

1731
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,640
To try and make myself move in

1732
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,800
the game.

1733
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,480
Didn't have any effect on the

1734
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,920
character of course.

1735
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:36,570
But it made me feel better at

1736
00:49:36,570 --> 00:49:37,300
the time.

1737
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,220
Now these guys have had their

1738
00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:39,820
soup.

1739
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,680
These guys have had their soup.

1740
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,580
Shitty, shitty flying demons.

1741
00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:54,230
into the doghouse. Another

1742
00:49:54,230 --> 00:50:00,100
piece of meat, again as I do an

1743
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:05,220
overarching loop around the

1744
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:08,740
garden.

1745
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,700
It's very sensual. "Today's the

1746
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,270
final day for Tom's Hot Dogs,

1747
00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:16,740
get 'em while you can!" Thank

1748
00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:19,600
you so much Anonymous. It's a

1749
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,960
great alert to take me out of

1750
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,490
the horrible stasis I was in

1751
00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:27,290
there. As I was saying, sensual

1752
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:29,660
in a real bad way and all just

1753
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,140
the fucking noise of the dog

1754
00:50:32,140 --> 00:50:34,510
coming after you and then the

1755
00:50:34,510 --> 00:50:36,740
static on the wire.

1756
00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:38,740
*Sigh*

1757
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,390
And I don't know, maybe it's

1758
00:50:40,390 --> 00:50:42,060
just because of the headphones

1759
00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:43,720
on. It just feels like, you

1760
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,380
know, if somebody is close to

1761
00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,990
you and you get this tingling

1762
00:50:46,990 --> 00:50:48,400
kind of feeling down your

1763
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,110
fucking neck. That's how it

1764
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:50,740
felt.

1765
00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:53,020
Now, one key, three locks. It

1766
00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:54,230
better not be a fucking three

1767
00:50:54,230 --> 00:50:55,620
key scenario where I'm arsing

1768
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,270
around the town for 20 minutes

1769
00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:58,740
trying to get other keys.

1770
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:03,590
The key of Woodman. And it is a

1771
00:51:03,590 --> 00:51:05,330
situation where I'm arsing

1772
00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:08,740
around. Fuck. Sorry about that.

1773
00:51:08,740 --> 00:51:10,650
"It's looking fierce misty in

1774
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:13,010
the town," says Anonymous. "It's

1775
00:51:13,010 --> 00:51:14,250
a bit stormy last week when I

1776
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:15,930
was visiting, but the disemboweled

1777
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,580
dogs are new. Hope you're

1778
00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:18,740
keeping well."

1779
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,740
"Umba-fucking-lievable."

1780
00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:22,730
"Let's check the map again, see

1781
00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:24,740
if we have any other..."

1782
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:26,820
"What about this? Can we go to

1783
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,740
the left, to the right?" "No."

1784
00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:30,740
"Can you zoom in?" "You can."

1785
00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:33,690
"So what the fuck are we meant

1786
00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:36,880
to do?" "What the fuck is going

1787
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,740
on here?"

1788
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:38,740
"Pffft."

1789
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:41,020
"All we can assume at this

1790
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,740
stage..."

1791
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,560
"I'm not looking at the chat, I'm

1792
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,190
just gonna use the powers of my

1793
00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:46,740
own."

1794
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:48,740
"Did you small?"

1795
00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:50,390
"Is that we just go outside

1796
00:51:50,390 --> 00:51:52,520
again and hopefully, because we

1797
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,270
got one key, some other key

1798
00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:55,740
will just appear."

1799
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:58,740
"Or some idea will happen."

1800
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,800
"Something will happen now I

1801
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,740
stand out the house."

1802
00:52:00,740 --> 00:52:02,740
"We'll get a cutscene."

1803
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,740
"No."

1804
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:07,980
"And Mr. Milk, you're saying

1805
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:10,740
top right maybe?"

1806
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:12,090
"Yeah, it's an arrow. It's our

1807
00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:12,740
only hope."

1808
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:16,740
"Phew."

1809
00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:18,100
"It's our only hope at this

1810
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:18,740
stage."

1811
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:20,450
"I just thought you couldn't

1812
00:52:20,450 --> 00:52:22,160
side swipe to the right on the

1813
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:22,740
map."

1814
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,120
"But maybe we don't have the

1815
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,560
map for that area, so we just

1816
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,740
have to keep going."

1817
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:28,740
"I'm gonna go on."

1818
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:30,740
"I'm gonna go on."

1819
00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:32,740
"I'm gonna go on."

1820
00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:43,890
This is the new meta for the

1821
00:52:43,890 --> 00:52:50,200
speedrun. It's to get the

1822
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,460
fucking steps in as well.

1823
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,580
Hopefully

1824
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,430
gonna get 10,000 steps in at

1825
00:52:55,430 --> 00:52:57,600
least, minimum. Was running

1826
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,250
with the character in the

1827
00:52:59,250 --> 00:52:59,940
fucking

1828
00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:05,250
game. Open the map. A little

1829
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:10,560
bit of energy spent as well. We

1830
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:15,220
gotta keep going. And the

1831
00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:15,700
unfortunate

1832
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:17,850
thing is the monitor is shaking.

1833
00:53:17,850 --> 00:53:19,570
I've got it stacked on a few

1834
00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:20,980
bucks in order to raise

1835
00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:24,060
the monitor to eye level. And I'm

1836
00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:26,940
just fucking, fuck you. I'm

1837
00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:29,720
hoping that it's not gonna fall

1838
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,990
off or anything like that. Okay,

1839
00:53:32,990 --> 00:53:35,820
we're on the way. We're on the

1840
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:38,520
move. We're on the move.

1841
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:43,000
It's a dead end. And we're

1842
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,200
being attacked.

1843
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,180
Some bullets there. I'm not

1844
00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:57,740
gonna get, if I grab them now,

1845
00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:59,480
they're gonna fucking attack me.

1846
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:09,510
You're saying the car. I didn't

1847
00:54:09,510 --> 00:54:14,440
even see a car. Oh, I didn't.

1848
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:19,500
Please car. There's something

1849
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:23,240
in the boot. Something in the

1850
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:26,920
boot. Take the key of lying.

1851
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:31,280
Thank fuck. Thanks for telling

1852
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,430
me about the car. Good stuff.

1853
00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:33,530
We've got the Lion King on DVD.

1854
00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:34,550
Now, I'm not going back to the

1855
00:54:34,550 --> 00:54:35,670
fucking doghouse. That's why

1856
00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:37,080
you gotta keep your eyes open.

1857
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:51,590
Good stuff. We've got The Lion

1858
00:54:51,590 --> 00:54:53,280
King on DVD.

1859
00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:56,330
Now, I'm not going back to the

1860
00:54:56,330 --> 00:54:58,600
fucking doghouse.

1861
00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:00,540
That's why you gotta keep your

1862
00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,420
eyes open.

1863
00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:03,600
And watch your ass.

1864
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:08,000
Thank you very much there, Dr.

1865
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,760
Mind Flip.

1866
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,420
Hope you're getting on well.

1867
00:55:10,820 --> 00:55:12,150
Awesome game. You say lots of

1868
00:55:12,150 --> 00:55:13,740
miserable, misty, murderous fun

1869
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:14,360
in store.

1870
00:55:15,180 --> 00:55:15,770
Hope you're doing well. Loving

1871
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:16,500
the streams.

1872
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,510
Thank you very much for the tip

1873
00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:17,900
there.

1874
00:55:18,460 --> 00:55:21,680
Dr. Mind Flip, your local GP.

1875
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,940
General practitioner of Mind Flippery.

1876
00:55:25,540 --> 00:55:26,860
And one more thing I wanted to

1877
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:28,400
mention here was that I don't

1878
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,600
want to fucking go all the way

1879
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,550
back to the doghouse without

1880
00:55:31,550 --> 00:55:33,860
this stupid key.

1881
00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:36,260
The third and final key for the

1882
00:55:36,260 --> 00:55:36,860
lock.

1883
00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:38,210
Or is there four locks? I'm not

1884
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:38,580
sure.

1885
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,480
So, we are looking for Elroy

1886
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,320
Street. We're on Elroy Street.

1887
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,720
Solid Snake. What are you

1888
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,180
telling me? There's something

1889
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:52,400
down here. Even though we've

1890
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,750
been down here, it's a dead end.

1891
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,240
Big circle though. Big circle.

1892
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,580
So, I think the key three is in

1893
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,880
a mailbox at the Matheson

1894
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,180
intersection. How would I have

1895
00:56:05,180 --> 00:56:08,320
known that though, Hyper Viggins?

1896
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:19,620
Fuckin' hell.

1897
00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:49,600
Fuckin' hell.

1898
00:56:49,600 --> 00:57:04,940
Fuckin' hell.

1899
00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,280
I wonder is this counting to

1900
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:06,780
steps?

1901
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:14,160
You know, running on the spot.

1902
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:19,160
Nothing in that mailbox.

1903
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:36,160
Back to the hole in the ground.

1904
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:48,580
Keep right.

1905
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:49,800
I was at the hole in the ground

1906
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,280
there.

1907
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,040
There's nothing there, man.

1908
00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:54,240
We're getting cross wires here.

1909
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,620
Elroy Street and Matheson.

1910
00:57:56,660 --> 00:57:57,920
I'm at the intersection here.

1911
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,020
Lads are telling me.

1912
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,650
But do you see the confusion

1913
00:58:01,650 --> 00:58:03,020
here that arises, Lads?

1914
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:04,490
When you're saying right and

1915
00:58:04,490 --> 00:58:06,100
left, that bears no meaning to

1916
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,580
me whatsoever because this

1917
00:58:07,580 --> 00:58:08,180
latency,

1918
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,980
what I see only happens like 10

1919
00:58:09,980 --> 00:58:11,700
seconds after you've posted it,

1920
00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:12,280
right?

1921
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,450
In the meantime, years ago, I

1922
00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:16,760
was Chinese.

1923
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,580
In the meantime, I was Chinese.

1924
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,610
Thank you very much, Johnny

1925
00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:21,060
Banana.

1926
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,790
In the meantime, after you've

1927
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:24,330
typed your message, I've

1928
00:58:24,330 --> 00:58:25,990
probably turned around 15

1929
00:58:25,990 --> 00:58:27,100
fuckin' times.

1930
00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:29,780
So left and right means nothing.

1931
00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:30,280
It means nothing.

1932
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,560
It needs to be explained to me

1933
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,020
in very...

1934
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:35,760
Imagine you're explaining to a

1935
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,900
blind, to someone who can...

1936
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:38,880
Who has nothing.

1937
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,360
Who doesn't understand stuff.

1938
00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,200
But make it nice and easy and

1939
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,820
digestible as well.

1940
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:44,700
Okay?

1941
00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:46,630
Thank you very much there,

1942
00:58:46,630 --> 00:58:47,360
Johnny Banana.

1943
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:50,720
And you've got a riddle.

1944
00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:52,300
I'm not gonna read it.

1945
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,640
It's too much.

1946
00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:54,610
I've already got enough on my

1947
00:58:54,610 --> 00:58:55,120
plate here.

1948
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,040
Okay, you're telling me there's

1949
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,620
something around here.

1950
00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:00,040
I mean, I understand that.

1951
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:00,910
I've been here and there's a

1952
00:59:00,910 --> 00:59:01,760
big circle on the map.

1953
00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:03,080
I know that there's probably

1954
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:03,760
something.

1955
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:04,520
But I mean, what?

1956
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:05,040
Where?

1957
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:05,960
Let's have a look.

1958
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:06,700
Let's have a look around.

1959
00:59:07,220 --> 00:59:08,860
I can't take your left or your

1960
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:10,950
right because it means very

1961
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:13,540
little when I'm already running

1962
00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:14,340
around fast.

1963
00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:22,320
I also need to be wary that

1964
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:31,540
people are saying...

1965
00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:31,860
Oh!

1966
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:32,940
Look at this!

1967
00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:39,060
Key of Scarecrawl.

1968
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:40,440
Thank you very much there.

1969
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:44,900
So a simple...

1970
00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:46,020
A simple...

1971
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,240
You missed the wooden plank at

1972
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:47,720
the end.

1973
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,640
Or a wooden plank at the end of

1974
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,060
the fucking road.

1975
00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,220
And there we go.

1976
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,810
The fucking pace is back in

1977
00:59:59,810 --> 01:00:01,040
town once again.

1978
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,330
Thank you so much to everybody

1979
01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:08,140
who contributed to the pace.

1980
01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:09,140
Now...

1981
01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:16,840
Have we all the fucking keys in

1982
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,280
the world?

1983
01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:21,180
Do we need...

1984
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:22,470
Or is there another key that we

1985
01:00:22,470 --> 01:00:23,140
need to get?

1986
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:29,700
Levels...

1987
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:33,140
Levels of naffery are being...

1988
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,140
Leveled...

1989
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,060
At the sound production here.

1990
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:38,840
The foley work.

1991
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,030
By none other than Lermott Dopez

1992
01:00:41,030 --> 01:00:42,220
Productions.

1993
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,520
Longtime supporter and stalwart

1994
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,820
of the stream setup.

1995
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,040
I hope you're doing well, Dermott.

1996
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,280
But I have to disagree with you.

1997
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,820
I have to push back on that.

1998
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,490
And say I think that it's

1999
01:00:55,490 --> 01:00:57,330
exceptional foley work for what

2000
01:00:57,330 --> 01:00:58,460
they had at the time.

2001
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:01,030
I'm just going to take it with

2002
01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:02,400
the...

2003
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:03,140
As it comes here.

2004
01:01:03,180 --> 01:01:03,980
I'm going to get into the

2005
01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:04,520
fucking gaff.

2006
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,260
Use the keys.

2007
01:01:05,340 --> 01:01:06,020
If there's one more...

2008
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,020
I can't remember if it's three

2009
01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:07,600
locks or four.

2010
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,480
I think it is four.

2011
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,160
I'm going to have to put these

2012
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,020
two keys in.

2013
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:12,420
I can't wait to see what

2014
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:13,200
happens.

2015
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:18,760
Scumbags.

2016
01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:19,400
These dogs.

2017
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:21,320
Absolute scumbags.

2018
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,160
I think that's it.

2019
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,310
I think we only have two more

2020
01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:28,740
locks.

2021
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:29,540
Great stuff.

2022
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:30,580
I'm just going to save it.

2023
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:34,300
Oh, what an absolute nightmare.

2024
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,120
Nothing useful, he says.

2025
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:36,960
Well, I think you need to

2026
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:37,860
fucking save it, man.

2027
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:39,200
It's a notepad.

2028
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:40,700
Doghouse.

2029
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:41,480
Overwrote.

2030
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,510
And Mr. Gax, absolutely

2031
01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:46,010
terrified by what's going on

2032
01:01:46,010 --> 01:01:46,600
there.

2033
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,400
Unbelievable stuff.

2034
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,440
Still hasn't ate his banana.

2035
01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:52,420
Or his salt.

2036
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:55,460
I'm fucking disgusted.

2037
01:02:00,540 --> 01:02:01,220
The PS1 had limited audio

2038
01:02:01,220 --> 01:02:03,460
memory.

2039
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:06,040
Only 512 kilobits of RAM.

2040
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,480
Random access memories.

2041
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,880
For its sound processing.

2042
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:11,780
SPU.

2043
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,260
To me and you.

2044
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,580
To you and me in the biz.

2045
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,420
There's one lock left.

2046
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,400
Let's use that key.

2047
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:21,440
No?

2048
01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:23,260
Do we not have...

2049
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:29,120
We got two keys, didn't we not?

2050
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,360
What the fuck is going on?

2051
01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,400
Did we not get two keys?

2052
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,240
We got one key.

2053
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:39,600
It was still...

2054
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,600
I left it.

2055
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,020
Why didn't...

2056
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:44,920
Why didn't you tell me?

2057
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,680
Or Ryan tried to tell me.

2058
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,140
Unbefuckinglievable, lads.

2059
01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:51,820
Is this the way it's going

2060
01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:52,660
tonight?

2061
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:54,980
Huh?

2062
01:02:58,980 --> 01:02:59,340
Unbelievable.

2063
01:02:59,740 --> 01:03:01,080
But I mean, I can believe it.

2064
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,260
I can believe it.

2065
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,080
That's the sad thing.

2066
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:09,080
These jumping, leering beasts

2067
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,300
stalk my every waking moment.

2068
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:15,640
How did I leave it in the

2069
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,320
fucking thing?

2070
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:19,560
How did you...

2071
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:20,660
Do you know what, though?

2072
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:22,400
I was terrified of the pterodactyl

2073
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:22,900
beast.

2074
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:24,890
That was putting me under

2075
01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:27,420
immense stress and pressure.

2076
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:28,420
And I couldn't...

2077
01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:30,360
I probably just...

2078
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:31,530
It was a brain fart moment

2079
01:03:31,530 --> 01:03:33,120
where I left the key in the box.

2080
01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:33,960
But I...

2081
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,260
Surely I would have seen the

2082
01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:36,570
key in the fucking box when I

2083
01:03:36,570 --> 01:03:38,200
was running away from the box.

2084
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:40,780
It's the wrong turn, man.

2085
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:41,920
The wrong fucking turn.

2086
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,140
Pterodactyl.

2087
01:03:56,820 --> 01:03:58,200
And you could make a...

2088
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,580
A Halloween...

2089
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:01,580
Or a fucking...

2090
01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:03,740
Scary-based movie...

2091
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:04,880
Out of that...

2092
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,220
Pterodactyl dinosaur.

2093
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,580
And call it the Terror...

2094
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:09,080
Dactyl.

2095
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:10,520
Get the fucking key.

2096
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,180
There's a key of Scarecrow.

2097
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:12,640
Take it.

2098
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,280
How did I not take it?

2099
01:04:14,820 --> 01:04:15,900
I had the thing spinning.

2100
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:17,700
And it just didn't go into my

2101
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:18,300
hand.

2102
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,590
And then look at the face on

2103
01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:20,220
this lad.

2104
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,120
Scumbag.

2105
01:04:23,820 --> 01:04:24,520
I think we need to just focus

2106
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,780
and hone in on this guy.

2107
01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:28,300
For a moment or two.

2108
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:29,840
So that we can really get to

2109
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,610
grips with what we're dealing

2110
01:04:31,610 --> 01:04:32,440
with here.

2111
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:37,580
Look at his face.

2112
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:39,960
That's a dinosaur's face.

2113
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:47,020
Did he get the vax?

2114
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,200
And look at the spinning key,

2115
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:49,880
look.

2116
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:51,440
Of Arimathea.

2117
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,620
I'm making that key move.

2118
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,560
Massive fucking key it is.

2119
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,260
Unbelievable stuff.

2120
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,280
He's loving it as well.

2121
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,640
This guy is fucking loving what

2122
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,020
he's seeing right now.

2123
01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:13,180
And his little shoes...

2124
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:14,820
Are fantastic.

2125
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,600
He's got great shoes.

2126
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,140
Great shoes.

2127
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,390
Okay, we can stop with fun and

2128
01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:25,280
games now.

2129
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,320
And get back to business.

2130
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,880
Business is winning.

2131
01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:32,100
And business is good.

2132
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,700
Let's take that key and fucking

2133
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:34,180
move.

2134
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,080
The key of dreams.

2135
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:50,480
Sounds almost swine-like.

2136
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:56,300
He's a swine.

2137
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,480
He's got a kind of a piggish...

2138
01:05:58,960 --> 01:05:59,480
Mwika-esque...

2139
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:01,480
squeal...

2140
01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:03,480
About him.

2141
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:04,980
And...

2142
01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:06,600
I'm not really too gone on him,

2143
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:07,500
to be honest.

2144
01:06:07,580 --> 01:06:08,740
I could take him or leave him.

2145
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:10,040
Fuck.

2146
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,600
See his little eye.

2147
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:12,600
I could see his little eye.

2148
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:19,910
And we have that key, just to

2149
01:06:19,910 --> 01:06:23,320
make sure.

2150
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:25,360
Let's check the inventory there,

2151
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,240
and...

2152
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:29,400
Yeah, it's the key of Scarecrow.

2153
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:30,240
The key...

2154
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,240
That is...

2155
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,150
To the garden, the house, found

2156
01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:34,690
at the mailbox, blocked by a

2157
01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:35,720
fallen tree.

2158
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:41,030
And the sound of that mulchy,

2159
01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:47,000
mulchy patch of grass underfoot.

2160
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,070
Really, really does sound like

2161
01:06:49,070 --> 01:06:50,880
lovely, lovely...

2162
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,000
Moist, sodden earth.

2163
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,250
Thank fuck we don't have to

2164
01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:55,880
deal with any of those...

2165
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,880
Patbox 5000s again.

2166
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,670
I'm gonna just lock off a save

2167
01:06:59,670 --> 01:07:01,470
there before we head into the

2168
01:07:01,470 --> 01:07:02,540
wilderness.

2169
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:03,460
Nothing useful.

2170
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:05,440
Such lies.

2171
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:13,790
Right, I mean, we're into the

2172
01:07:13,790 --> 01:07:15,680
school.

2173
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:16,930
We should find the daughter,

2174
01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:17,740
and that'll be us.

2175
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,590
Back into the car and drive

2176
01:07:19,590 --> 01:07:20,220
away.

2177
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:21,060
Thank you.

2178
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,320
Thank you very much, they're

2179
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,000
Asian bees.

2180
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,680
And hopefully nobody's life has

2181
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,280
been adversely affected so far...

2182
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,500
By the presence of a second

2183
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,240
nest.

2184
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:32,540
That is correct.

2185
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,320
Second nest has hit the fucking

2186
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:35,280
country...

2187
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,320
In the recent times.

2188
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:38,850
And it seems as though some

2189
01:07:38,850 --> 01:07:40,360
people are gonna get an awful

2190
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,040
doing with these hornets.

2191
01:07:42,180 --> 01:07:43,560
They're nasty, nasty creatures.

2192
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,020
And now we have something.

2193
01:07:48,060 --> 01:07:49,260
I don't like this.

2194
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:52,600
The music...

2195
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,680
It doesn't...

2196
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,700
It doesn't sound good.

2197
01:07:58,660 --> 01:07:59,640
Not great, Pat.

2198
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,180
It's getting dark again, Pat.

2199
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,780
What's going on?

2200
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:11,260
And there we have our torch.

2201
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,340
Good stuff.

2202
01:08:14,060 --> 01:08:14,860
Good stuff.

2203
01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:16,960
Not too gone on it.

2204
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:19,580
It's gone dark, Pat.

2205
01:08:20,940 --> 01:08:22,320
I mean, look at this.

2206
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,200
Look at the lighting.

2207
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,950
Now this is what you didn't get

2208
01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:28,140
with Resident Evil.

2209
01:08:29,620 --> 01:08:30,060
Wow.

2210
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:34,240
Do you know, this is what it

2211
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,400
was.

2212
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,340
You didn't have fucking multitudes

2213
01:08:37,340 --> 01:08:39,140
of zombies, hordes coming after

2214
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:39,580
you.

2215
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,280
You just had darkness.

2216
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:47,220
And ethereal, fucking scary,

2217
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:52,560
ambient tones and drones.

2218
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,260
Not nice.

2219
01:09:01,260 --> 01:09:01,860
Yeah.

2220
01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:01,940
Yeah.

2221
01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:03,350
And that's why I didn't play

2222
01:09:03,350 --> 01:09:04,260
the third one.

2223
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:04,780
I never...

2224
01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:05,060
I...

2225
01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:06,750
I had to struggle and push

2226
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,760
myself to complete the second

2227
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:09,300
one.

2228
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,860
For it was a Christmas present.

2229
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:13,200
Do you know?

2230
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:14,450
I wanted to play that and get

2231
01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:15,100
that done.

2232
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,680
But by the time the third one

2233
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,610
came out, I got it a few years

2234
01:09:20,610 --> 01:09:21,920
after release.

2235
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:23,920
Testament to how good it was.

2236
01:09:25,580 --> 01:09:26,020
Oof.

2237
01:09:26,340 --> 01:09:27,340
Even that gate, look.

2238
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:28,760
Listen to that gate.

2239
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:30,560
That is full...

2240
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,020
Extreme foley work.

2241
01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:35,020
And Dermot Lopez, unfortunately,

2242
01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:36,920
not a big fan of that.

2243
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:48,720
Okay, we need some...

2244
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,080
We need something here.

2245
01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:51,700
We need a bit of fucking static

2246
01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:52,520
on the wire.

2247
01:09:53,060 --> 01:09:53,940
Put the bins out.

2248
01:09:54,580 --> 01:09:55,340
It says tuner.

2249
01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:56,860
Sandwich.

2250
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:58,380
I'm gonna have a bit of banana.

2251
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,080
To be honest.

2252
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:03,440
Even the strings are a bit overplayed

2253
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,400
compared to the later editions

2254
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:06,600
of Silent Hill.

2255
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:07,910
They did away with that even,

2256
01:10:07,910 --> 01:10:09,080
you know, but...

2257
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:18,200
The banana is good.

2258
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,040
The banana is good.

2259
01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:26,260
The banana is great.

2260
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:37,220
Pterodactus.

2261
01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:44,740
Terra Dunstan checks in.

2262
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:48,650
I don't know where I'm going

2263
01:10:48,650 --> 01:10:49,860
here.

2264
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:52,110
These games are bad for the

2265
01:10:52,110 --> 01:10:54,620
mental health when played for

2266
01:10:54,620 --> 01:10:56,120
long periods.

2267
01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:58,900
That's information that's just

2268
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:00,100
coming in.

2269
01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:02,040
Thick and fast at the moment.

2270
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:11,020
We have to get to the school.

2271
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:14,280
To save my daughter.

2272
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,520
My daughter?

2273
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,500
Because she's a class act.

2274
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,560
And she'll leave you standing.

2275
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:38,110
Late for parent-teacher meeting,

2276
01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:41,800
is it?

2277
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:42,780
Says somebody.

2278
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,020
Fucking hell.

2279
01:11:45,020 --> 01:12:04,620
Right, we're nearly there.

2280
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,180
Midwich.

2281
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:06,460
Midwich.

2282
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:09,640
Pterodactyl elementary.

2283
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:15,820
Check school bus first.

2284
01:12:15,820 --> 01:12:16,260
I will.

2285
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:18,920
Thanks for the little tips.

2286
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,370
It's the little tips and hints

2287
01:12:21,370 --> 01:12:23,900
that make the world go round.

2288
01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:27,150
And the music's beginning to

2289
01:12:27,150 --> 01:12:29,590
increase in dramaticism and in

2290
01:12:29,590 --> 01:12:30,300
tone.

2291
01:12:31,860 --> 01:12:34,660
It's creating a very disturbing

2292
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:36,800
atmosphere.

2293
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:37,880
As if it already wasn't

2294
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:38,700
disturbing.

2295
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:40,220
It's gone up to nine.

2296
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:42,600
And now we're on the bus.

2297
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,960
We hopefully are safe from any

2298
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,520
bad scum in here.

2299
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:47,300
What's it off?

2300
01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:48,140
Couple of health juices.

2301
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:50,510
Couple of fucking one of those

2302
01:12:50,510 --> 01:12:51,880
ginger shots.

2303
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,280
Kombucha.

2304
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,280
Kombucha.

2305
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:07,340
And the computer.

2306
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:08,500
At the computer.

2307
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:10,240
And there we go.

2308
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,750
We can get the fucking hell out

2309
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,260
of here and straight into this

2310
01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:13,920
school.

2311
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:18,260
Kombuchinho.

2312
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:20,800
New fucking player for Brazil.

2313
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,220
Did you see him the last night?

2314
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,400
He did damage.

2315
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,120
Fucking did damage, man.

2316
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,880
Kombuchinho.

2317
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,100
Let's get out of here.

2318
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:37,140
Let's get into here.

2319
01:13:40,060 --> 01:13:41,440
Interfere with the vampire.

2320
01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:42,440
Bradley Pitt.

2321
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,140
Gareth Oldman.

2322
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,660
Gareth Gates.

2323
01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:48,940
Mr. Gax.

2324
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,240
There he is.

2325
01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,440
How are you feeling, Gax?

2326
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:56,640
Yeah?

2327
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,580
Don't worry, man.

2328
01:13:58,980 --> 01:13:59,730
And if you do worry, I don't

2329
01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:01,030
want to fucking hear about it,

2330
01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:01,440
okay?

2331
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,220
Because you'll be getting this.

2332
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:06,340
Sorry, I didn't mean...

2333
01:14:06,340 --> 01:14:07,700
That wasn't meant to be on...

2334
01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:08,640
We were meant to break away to

2335
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:09,140
the...

2336
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:10,260
To the screen when I threatened

2337
01:14:10,260 --> 01:14:11,140
the dummy, please.

2338
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:12,180
I don't want people seeing that

2339
01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:12,640
side of me.

2340
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:15,620
Please.

2341
01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:15,700
Please.

2342
01:14:18,660 --> 01:14:20,000
Yeah, they can't see or hear

2343
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,080
what's going on now.

2344
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,740
But as I said to you there, you

2345
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:24,510
better fucking play your cards

2346
01:14:24,510 --> 01:14:25,100
right.

2347
01:14:25,220 --> 01:14:26,370
Otherwise, you're going to get

2348
01:14:26,370 --> 01:14:27,600
absolutely fucking Gaxed.

2349
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:29,360
I've had it up to here with you.

2350
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:30,910
I've gone through with your

2351
01:14:30,910 --> 01:14:31,560
demand.

2352
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:32,240
No, no, no, no.

2353
01:14:32,340 --> 01:14:32,600
Don't.

2354
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:32,900
Don't.

2355
01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:34,540
Let me speak.

2356
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:35,340
Let me speak.

2357
01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:39,280
You're nothing but a fucking

2358
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,680
dead weight to me, Gax.

2359
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:42,640
And the amount of salt that you're

2360
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,460
taking, you'd want to be lucky

2361
01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:46,300
you're alive next Tuesday.

2362
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:47,240
Never mind my fucking

2363
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,080
intervention.

2364
01:14:49,420 --> 01:14:49,760
Okay?

2365
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,200
You've got a lot of sodium

2366
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:52,980
going on.

2367
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:53,740
It's bad for your blood

2368
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,220
pressure.

2369
01:14:54,860 --> 01:14:56,280
You're going to be fucked.

2370
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:57,620
Okay.

2371
01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:58,940
Watch it.

2372
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:00,420
Watch it.

2373
01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:02,140
That's what I'd say to you.

2374
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:05,940
And there.

2375
01:15:06,180 --> 01:15:06,720
Okay, yeah.

2376
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:07,380
You are, yeah.

2377
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:08,120
I know, I know.

2378
01:15:08,260 --> 01:15:08,960
I know it's scary.

2379
01:15:09,020 --> 01:15:09,740
Don't worry about it.

2380
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,740
But I'm looking after you.

2381
01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:12,170
And they all know about it as

2382
01:15:12,170 --> 01:15:12,640
well.

2383
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,080
Everybody is aware of that.

2384
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,820
Now, we're inside the school.

2385
01:15:17,820 --> 01:15:22,140
And we've got posters on the

2386
01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:23,420
wall.

2387
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,240
Parent teacher meeting is

2388
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,280
cancelled.

2389
01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,540
We don't know where we're going.

2390
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:30,760
But the lights are very nice.

2391
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,570
We've got another sweet little

2392
01:15:34,570 --> 01:15:35,480
map.

2393
01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:38,340
And a MIG massive map of the

2394
01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:41,720
United States of America on the

2395
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,440
wall as well.

2396
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,140
Midwich Elementary.

2397
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:46,800
That's a beautiful map.

2398
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,500
And it's a school.

2399
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:50,860
It's an empty school in a

2400
01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:52,920
deserted town full of monsters.

2401
01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:54,900
This must be a safe haven.

2402
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,700
The haven is safe.

2403
01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,280
Nintendo Game Boy.

2404
01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:05,400
The fucking music is not nice.

2405
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:05,440
The music is not nice.

2406
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,600
Callan, thank you very much for

2407
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:08,800
the tip there.

2408
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,440
And that's an ominous piano.

2409
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,860
The lower register piano.

2410
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:17,620
I mean, do I have to explain it?

2411
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:18,680
I obviously don't.

2412
01:16:18,780 --> 01:16:19,930
And for a lot of people, it's

2413
01:16:19,930 --> 01:16:21,150
probably annoying that I'm

2414
01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:22,480
explaining everything.

2415
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:24,540
But I have no other way of

2416
01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:25,580
approaching this.

2417
01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:26,480
I really don't.

2418
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,570
It helps me to get by without

2419
01:16:28,570 --> 01:16:30,440
just getting scared.

2420
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,100
To say what I see.

2421
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:34,840
Say what you see.

2422
01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:35,700
Say what you see.

2423
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:36,460
Mr. Chips.

2424
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:38,290
It's wrong, but it's not the

2425
01:16:38,290 --> 01:16:38,940
right answer.

2426
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,010
It's right, but it's not the

2427
01:16:40,010 --> 01:16:40,700
wrong answer.

2428
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:42,210
It's good, but it's not the

2429
01:16:42,210 --> 01:16:43,180
right answer.

2430
01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:45,040
It's written in blood.

2431
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:47,040
12 o'clock.

2432
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,980
A place with songs and sound.

2433
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:52,230
A silver guidepost is untapped

2434
01:16:52,230 --> 01:16:53,940
in the last tongues.

2435
01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:55,000
There's no the in it.

2436
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:58,540
Awakening at the ordained order.

2437
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:03,680
It's written in blood.

2438
01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:05,280
5 o'clock.

2439
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:06,810
Darkness that brings the

2440
01:17:06,810 --> 01:17:07,860
choking heat.

2441
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:09,820
Flames render the silence.

2442
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,420
Awakening the hungry beast.

2443
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,560
A hungry beast!

2444
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:18,200
Open time's door to beckon prey.

2445
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,240
David Beckham.

2446
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,200
It's written in blood.

2447
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,200
10 o'clock.

2448
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:26,240
Alchemy.

2449
01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:27,700
Laboratory.

2450
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,060
Gold in an old man's palm.

2451
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,440
The future hidden in his fist.

2452
01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:37,240
Exchange for sage's water.

2453
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,320
The water of the coconut.

2454
01:17:41,100 --> 01:17:42,460
Water of the coconut.

2455
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:44,760
And I wonder what those times

2456
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:45,480
mean.

2457
01:17:45,580 --> 01:17:46,180
We've got 12.

2458
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,000
We've got a 10, a 5, and a 12.

2459
01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:49,960
I just check that again.

2460
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:51,600
12.

2461
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,240
What does 12 say to us again?

2462
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:54,920
It says 12.

2463
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,020
And it's the, uh, it's, it's

2464
01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,360
the guidepost.

2465
01:17:58,820 --> 01:18:01,160
It's the guide, silver guidepost.

2466
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:01,500
Okay.

2467
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,960
12 silver guidepost.

2468
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:06,180
5.

2469
01:18:07,180 --> 01:18:07,740
Labo-

2470
01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:08,740
Time's door.

2471
01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:12,180
Time's door.

2472
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,860
That's, that's going to be a

2473
01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:15,700
grandfather clock and you open

2474
01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:16,180
it up.

2475
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,280
5 is time's door.

2476
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:21,400
And 10 is the laboratory.

2477
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,560
10 is the laboratory.

2478
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:23,440
Okay.

2479
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:23,480
Okay.

2480
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:24,810
So I reckon there's a time

2481
01:18:24,810 --> 01:18:26,370
puzzle here where we move the

2482
01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:27,850
time on the clock and then we

2483
01:18:27,850 --> 01:18:28,040
go

2484
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:28,970
to each of these different

2485
01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:29,400
places.

2486
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,460
That's what I'm thinking.

2487
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,760
Now, we've got a puzzle.

2488
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:34,800
A puzzle.

2489
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,450
A disturbing looking puzzle on

2490
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:37,120
the door.

2491
01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:38,080
Picture of a door.

2492
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:39,800
And it's, I don't know who drew

2493
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,460
it, but it's certainly in bad

2494
01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:42,120
taste.

2495
01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:46,100
I like that when it sounds like

2496
01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:47,590
I'm actually having that

2497
01:18:47,590 --> 01:18:49,520
opinion, but it was written in

2498
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:50,240
text for me there.

2499
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:51,420
If it went on too long, it

2500
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:52,780
would have sounded like I was

2501
01:18:52,780 --> 01:18:54,130
reading it, but it did sound

2502
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:54,460
like

2503
01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:55,260
it was my opinion.

2504
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:56,840
That it was in bad taste.

2505
01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,090
Not a nice thing you'd have in

2506
01:18:58,090 --> 01:18:58,660
a school.

2507
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,960
I don't know if this is the

2508
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:02,580
staff room or what, but

2509
01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:04,590
definitely not something you'd

2510
01:19:04,590 --> 01:19:05,020
have

2511
01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:07,280
in a school for kiddies.

2512
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,820
And we look through there.

2513
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:11,820
We can't go through there.

2514
01:19:11,860 --> 01:19:12,280
We don't want to go.

2515
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:13,440
I'm going to go left and right.

2516
01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:16,000
Can we check the lockers?

2517
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:16,780
No.

2518
01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:25,420
And a bed, which is not great

2519
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:28,700
either.

2520
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,740
This is the nurse's room.

2521
01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:33,500
Save that.

2522
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:37,070
Fucking hell, the light's going

2523
01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:37,900
off.

2524
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,280
I will not allow anyone to

2525
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,040
steal my work on the G-Virus.

2526
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:42,100
Thank you.

2527
01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:43,420
Thank you very much for the tip

2528
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:43,860
there.

2529
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,330
I will not allow anyone to

2530
01:19:45,330 --> 01:19:47,240
steal my work on the G-Virus.

2531
01:19:47,740 --> 01:19:48,830
Don't leave the school without

2532
01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:50,350
the cat pendant and the copper

2533
01:19:50,350 --> 01:19:50,800
key.

2534
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:52,800
Big booms from the Banana Man.

2535
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,120
Thank you very much there, Mr.

2536
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:54,760
Banana Man.

2537
01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:56,340
And the light comes back on.

2538
01:19:56,660 --> 01:19:58,440
Because zero or circle.

2539
01:19:58,540 --> 01:19:59,820
turns that on and off.

2540
01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:00,920
Do you know what?

2541
01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:02,810
What a great fucking game so

2542
01:20:02,810 --> 01:20:03,300
far.

2543
01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:04,840
Absolute pace.

2544
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,910
And still stands the test of

2545
01:20:06,910 --> 01:20:07,580
time.

2546
01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:10,410
You know, people would release

2547
01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:11,440
this nowadays kind of

2548
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,060
ironically, like, as in a kind

2549
01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:14,560
of nod, you know, indie game

2550
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:15,580
sort of thing.

2551
01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:17,270
Nod to the past horror sort of

2552
01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:18,180
situation.

2553
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:19,520
And it still wouldn't look as

2554
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:19,900
good as this.

2555
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:20,400
And it still wouldn't look as

2556
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:20,740
good as this.

2557
01:20:20,740 --> 01:20:21,960
Or feel as good.

2558
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:25,800
Now.

2559
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,960
Get the fuck out of here.

2560
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:29,880
That's locked.

2561
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:32,210
I need some practice with the

2562
01:20:32,210 --> 01:20:32,600
gun.

2563
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:32,600
I need some practice with the

2564
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:32,600
gun.

2565
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:33,040
Okay.

2566
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,900
Auto aim.

2567
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:35,640
I think.

2568
01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:37,040
And it's X to shoot.

2569
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:39,560
Look at that.

2570
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:39,560
Look at that.

2571
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:40,340
Look at the lighting.

2572
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,600
Look at the little individual.

2573
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:44,560
What would you call them?

2574
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:45,240
Polygons.

2575
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:45,940
Those squares.

2576
01:20:46,100 --> 01:20:48,000
The way that's med.

2577
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,380
The way they represent the

2578
01:20:50,380 --> 01:20:51,280
beams of light.

2579
01:20:59,160 --> 01:20:59,640
Pixels.

2580
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:03,960
The tower door is locked.

2581
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:06,960
The hands are stopped at ten.

2582
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,840
So what do we know about ten, lads?

2583
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,360
What do we know about ten?

2584
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:14,960
A silver moon.

2585
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:23,700
I'm not going to waste bullets

2586
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:28,640
on those lads.

2587
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,510
We need to fucking just keep it

2588
01:21:30,510 --> 01:21:30,980
lit.

2589
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:32,960
Keep it lit.

2590
01:21:34,300 --> 01:21:35,480
I've just killed one of them.

2591
01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:36,020
No, I haven't.

2592
01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:37,720
Chan IP.

2593
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:38,800
Thank you very much.

2594
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:42,220
Chan IP address.

2595
01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:43,220
Chan IP address.

2596
01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:56,520
Is it too loud?

2597
01:21:57,380 --> 01:21:57,860
Do you know when.

2598
01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,380
I'm not just too loud.

2599
01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:00,120
But is it annoying.

2600
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,120
At this level.

2601
01:22:02,300 --> 01:22:03,200
Or should I turn it down.

2602
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:04,160
Or is it grand.

2603
01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:06,140
Because that bell is.

2604
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,680
It's been rung very, very

2605
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:08,920
loudly in my ears.

2606
01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:10,040
I don't know how you're dealing

2607
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:10,940
with it yourselves.

2608
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,100
Fucking hell.

2609
01:22:12,180 --> 01:22:13,400
More of these little mutants.

2610
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:15,680
Sounds fine.

2611
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:16,060
Good stuff.

2612
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:16,460
Good stuff.

2613
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:16,860
Good stuff.

2614
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:17,460
I like it.

2615
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,380
I like it myself.

2616
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:19,300
I just don't know how you're

2617
01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:19,820
getting it.

2618
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:21,920
Fuck me, man.

2619
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:23,700
I got the map out.

2620
01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:24,900
Maybe that works.

2621
01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:26,100
You get the map out when you're

2622
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:27,380
being attacked by these little

2623
01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:28,080
claw wedgers.

2624
01:22:30,340 --> 01:22:31,160
The other Jeff.

2625
01:22:31,220 --> 01:22:31,960
Thank you very much.

2626
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:32,580
And.

2627
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,420
Crazy little guys.

2628
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:35,670
Thank you very much for the tip

2629
01:22:35,670 --> 01:22:36,180
as well.

2630
01:22:36,380 --> 01:22:36,820
Indeed.

2631
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,320
A piece of meat.

2632
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,100
A piece of meat.

2633
01:22:38,100 --> 01:22:38,740
This was.

2634
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:40,570
A game from the crazy little

2635
01:22:40,570 --> 01:22:41,620
compendium.

2636
01:22:42,140 --> 01:22:43,540
And we're actually being

2637
01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:45,340
attacked by crazy little guys

2638
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:46,200
as it happens.

2639
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:47,720
As we speak.

2640
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,280
Fucking scumbags.

2641
01:22:54,060 --> 01:22:54,220
Yeah.

2642
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:54,860
We came for the.

2643
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,920
Into the storage.

2644
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:57,200
Then.

2645
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,080
Hall.

2646
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:58,860
So.

2647
01:22:59,020 --> 01:22:59,240
Yeah.

2648
01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:00,140
Let's check.

2649
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:01,680
Let's check the storage first.

2650
01:23:02,740 --> 01:23:02,920
Let's.

2651
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:04,040
Let's check the storage.

2652
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:08,500
Jammed.

2653
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,460
Little hands.

2654
01:23:13,540 --> 01:23:14,060
Mole men.

2655
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,220
There's a staircase there.

2656
01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:17,120
Let's check this.

2657
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,640
This little corridor here.

2658
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:19,480
Teacher's room.

2659
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:20,600
And then the jacks.

2660
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:22,660
Okay.

2661
01:23:22,660 --> 01:23:23,860
Can't go into the teacher's

2662
01:23:23,860 --> 01:23:24,280
room.

2663
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,780
Maybe there's another teacher's

2664
01:23:25,780 --> 01:23:26,620
room down here.

2665
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:28,420
What's on the poster on the

2666
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:29,440
wall though?

2667
01:23:29,860 --> 01:23:31,520
A friend in need.

2668
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,080
Picture of a man.

2669
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:35,580
I mean.

2670
01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:36,470
It says it's an elementary

2671
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:36,860
school.

2672
01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:37,600
But a lot of the.

2673
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:38,460
Furnishings.

2674
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,460
You'd think it was a secondary.

2675
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:39,760
You know.

2676
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:40,000
Big.

2677
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:41,220
Big lockers.

2678
01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:41,780
Posters.

2679
01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:43,340
About being a friend in need.

2680
01:23:44,260 --> 01:23:45,640
Maybe some sort of mental thing.

2681
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:49,560
And that's.

2682
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:50,400
Get out of there man.

2683
01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,580
Fucking mole man seven.

2684
01:23:53,260 --> 01:23:53,560
Do you know what?

2685
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:53,960
I'm.

2686
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,470
I'm interested in leveling

2687
01:23:55,470 --> 01:23:57,160
accusations of steel pipe.

2688
01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:58,820
At this little mole man fella.

2689
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:00,700
Hopefully it'll work.

2690
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,020
Hopefully it'll work.

2691
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,350
And we need to fucking put some

2692
01:24:05,350 --> 01:24:06,080
health in us.

2693
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,390
That's a real situation we've

2694
01:24:07,390 --> 01:24:08,280
been dealt with.

2695
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:09,310
We've got nine of these health

2696
01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:10,000
drinks though.

2697
01:24:10,860 --> 01:24:11,440
Let's use.

2698
01:24:12,060 --> 01:24:12,800
Back to green.

2699
01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:14,260
Back to green.

2700
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:15,020
I thought that was going to be

2701
01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:15,380
minimal.

2702
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,320
But it's actually good.

2703
01:24:16,740 --> 01:24:17,650
I thought the first aid kit was

2704
01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:18,840
going to give you more of a.

2705
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:19,800
Fucking result in the health

2706
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:20,160
drink.

2707
01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:22,120
Supplies nutrition to recover a

2708
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:23,180
small amount.

2709
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:23,460
Okay.

2710
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,120
Right.

2711
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:27,270
Let's get to work on this con

2712
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,060
with the knife.

2713
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,120
Or maybe the fucking steel pipe.

2714
01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:30,860
We'll go with this.

2715
01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:31,840
It'll give us a bit of width.

2716
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:33,040
A bit of a wide berth.

2717
01:24:34,580 --> 01:24:35,210
Give us a bit of room to play

2718
01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:35,940
with.

2719
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:36,160
Yeah.

2720
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:37,400
A bit of margin of error.

2721
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:38,560
And then just.

2722
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:40,000
Work away.

2723
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:41,260
Work away.

2724
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:42,460
Work away.

2725
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:43,580
Work away.

2726
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:45,220
That's what.

2727
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,400
That's what I'm hoping now.

2728
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:47,440
But the result could be

2729
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:48,020
different.

2730
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:48,820
You know yourself.

2731
01:24:48,820 --> 01:24:49,940
You know the way these things.

2732
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:50,260
Fucking.

2733
01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:51,540
Sometimes.

2734
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:52,980
They don't work out the way you

2735
01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:53,780
want them to.

2736
01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:55,390
So I'm just going to do a save

2737
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:55,900
scum.

2738
01:24:56,260 --> 01:24:57,240
I know you might be thinking.

2739
01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,160
Why are you doing that?

2740
01:24:58,460 --> 01:24:58,620
Well.

2741
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:00,180
I don't need to fucking explain

2742
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:00,700
to you.

2743
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:02,620
I don't need to fucking.

2744
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:03,800
Justify my.

2745
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:04,780
My methods here.

2746
01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:05,220
There's.

2747
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:05,480
There's.

2748
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:06,880
There's method to the madness.

2749
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:08,760
We've got a steel pipe.

2750
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:09,920
Let's not unequip it.

2751
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:10,980
And let's get to work.

2752
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:11,860
I'm going to just give a few

2753
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:12,180
test.

2754
01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:13,160
Whoops here.

2755
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:13,700
And swoops.

2756
01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:15,780
Oh.

2757
01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:17,380
Fucking sound of that.

2758
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:20,260
Mole man's fucked.

2759
01:25:20,980 --> 01:25:21,740
Thank you very much.

2760
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:22,900
Evan Ferguson there.

2761
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:24,360
Whew.

2762
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:25,610
And great goal there the other

2763
01:25:25,610 --> 01:25:26,060
night.

2764
01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,580
And thank you for the tip.

2765
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,170
Mole man's going to get an

2766
01:25:29,170 --> 01:25:30,580
absolute fucking.

2767
01:25:32,020 --> 01:25:32,920
Good night.

2768
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:33,860
And God bless.

2769
01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:35,020
I'm looking at the.

2770
01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:36,220
The audio level.

2771
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:37,960
That's actually registering a

2772
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,140
peak level sound.

2773
01:25:40,660 --> 01:25:42,340
You may not agree with it lads.

2774
01:25:42,740 --> 01:25:43,260
But this.

2775
01:25:43,420 --> 01:25:44,220
Is justified.

2776
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:45,040
What I'm about to.

2777
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,360
What I'm about to do to this

2778
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,620
little fella in here.

2779
01:25:48,860 --> 01:25:50,180
It doesn't bear witnessing.

2780
01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,100
Thank you very much there.

2781
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:53,460
Man getting hit by football.

2782
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:56,260
It's the melon musher 5000.

2783
01:25:56,260 --> 01:26:00,440
Just a few more.

2784
01:26:02,220 --> 01:26:02,780
Unbelievable.

2785
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:05,140
Can you do a fucking flurry?

2786
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,460
If you pump it.

2787
01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:12,480
He's done for this.

2788
01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:13,880
He's done for it.

2789
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:14,940
I've now.

2790
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,400
I feel like a weight has been

2791
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,920
lifted off my shoulders.

2792
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:17,920
Whew.

2793
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:17,920
Whew.

2794
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:24,080
Let's get involved.

2795
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:25,200
Let's get stuck in.

2796
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:27,160
Pipe blaster.

2797
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:28,220
Come on.

2798
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:30,060
School's up.

2799
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:31,800
Haha.

2800
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:34,000
Cracker.

2801
01:26:35,540 --> 01:26:35,860
Ah.

2802
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:36,560
Fucking no.

2803
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,400
No match for me.

2804
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,780
And then a few follow ups.

2805
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,160
A few follow ups.

2806
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:42,800
That's it.

2807
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:44,140
Radio is gone.

2808
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:45,800
Ah.

2809
01:26:46,460 --> 01:26:47,660
See you later man.

2810
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,020
Good night.

2811
01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:52,300
Don't mess with the best.

2812
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:53,880
Because the best don't mess.

2813
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,000
You just got fucking piped.

2814
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,000
You creepy little cunt.

2815
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:00,800
Sorry for the language.

2816
01:27:00,940 --> 01:27:01,720
The creepy clown.

2817
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:02,220
The non.

2818
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:02,960
The grim reaper.

2819
01:27:03,060 --> 01:27:03,640
The werewolf.

2820
01:27:03,740 --> 01:27:04,160
The vampire.

2821
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:04,860
What was the point?

2822
01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:05,750
What was the point of going in

2823
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:06,060
here?

2824
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:07,440
Just to kill him.

2825
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,780
You can't do anything else.

2826
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,130
Unless there's something in the

2827
01:27:11,130 --> 01:27:11,620
urinal.

2828
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:13,340
Or urinal.

2829
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:14,320
Years ago.

2830
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,300
I was Chinese.

2831
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:16,300
I was Chinese.

2832
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:21,840
Thank you very much there.

2833
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:23,080
You can't.

2834
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,240
There's nothing in the urinal.

2835
01:27:24,980 --> 01:27:26,480
Not even one of those blocks.

2836
01:27:27,220 --> 01:27:28,160
That they put in.

2837
01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:29,860
To make things fresh.

2838
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:32,750
Someone fucking crumbled one of

2839
01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:33,580
those.

2840
01:27:33,740 --> 01:27:35,740
Into a lunch.

2841
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:37,420
When I was in school.

2842
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:38,560
It was a big investigation.

2843
01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:41,420
And the lad got found out.

2844
01:27:42,100 --> 01:27:43,300
And then he brought up to the

2845
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:44,680
fucking school.

2846
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,520
In front of the assembly.

2847
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:47,620
By the headmaster.

2848
01:27:47,820 --> 01:27:48,740
And he started crying.

2849
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:49,060
And everything.

2850
01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:50,780
Crazy memory.

2851
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,800
And this fella is gone now.

2852
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,040
You go into the jacks.

2853
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:54,900
And this lad is gone.

2854
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,060
Oh this is a different jacks.

2855
01:27:58,460 --> 01:27:59,160
And also.

2856
01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:00,160
Someone did a shit.

2857
01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:01,680
Just while we're in a school

2858
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:02,200
here.

2859
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:03,160
So these memories are coming

2860
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:03,460
back.

2861
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:04,560
Someone did a shit in one of

2862
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:05,100
the bins.

2863
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:06,720
I think I've told this one.

2864
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:08,880
But it bears telling again.

2865
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,040
It was an unbelievable memory.

2866
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:13,180
And there was an investigation.

2867
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:15,240
Someone in our class fucking

2868
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:15,960
did it.

2869
01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:17,180
So it was just our class.

2870
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:18,660
So it was even more intense.

2871
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,120
In some ways more intense.

2872
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:21,420
Than the lad who did the.

2873
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:22,870
The crumbling of the toilet

2874
01:28:22,870 --> 01:28:23,420
block.

2875
01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:25,500
And.

2876
01:28:27,220 --> 01:28:29,120
I'll never forget the line.

2877
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:31,960
That the teacher said to us.

2878
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:33,540
Before.

2879
01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:35,420
You know saying.

2880
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:37,580
It was a serious matter.

2881
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:38,300
She said.

2882
01:28:38,900 --> 01:28:39,760
I don't care.

2883
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:41,010
And this music is great for it

2884
01:28:41,010 --> 01:28:41,540
as well.

2885
01:28:42,420 --> 01:28:43,180
She goes.

2886
01:28:43,300 --> 01:28:44,140
I don't care.

2887
01:28:44,380 --> 01:28:45,300
Now I don't care.

2888
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:47,840
If you call it.

2889
01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:48,240
Pooh.

2890
01:28:49,420 --> 01:28:49,780
Baba.

2891
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:51,300
Or shit.

2892
01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:54,520
And then she went on.

2893
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:55,280
To say more stuff.

2894
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:55,500
But.

2895
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:56,840
That line has stuck with me.

2896
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,800
For a long time.

2897
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:58,980
Imagine being a child.

2898
01:28:59,060 --> 01:28:59,940
And hearing you teach her.

2899
01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:01,040
Say that to you.

2900
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,680
I don't care.

2901
01:29:02,740 --> 01:29:03,260
If you call it.

2902
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:03,720
Pooh.

2903
01:29:04,140 --> 01:29:04,400
Ba.

2904
01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:05,380
Baba.

2905
01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:06,060
Or shit.

2906
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:07,360
Do you know.

2907
01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:08,940
To really hammer home.

2908
01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:09,820
How serious.

2909
01:29:09,820 --> 01:29:09,840
How serious.

2910
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:11,140
This situation was.

2911
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:12,360
She didn't care.

2912
01:29:12,460 --> 01:29:12,860
What we.

2913
01:29:12,980 --> 01:29:13,700
What we had.

2914
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:14,980
In our lexicon for it.

2915
01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:17,180
And.

2916
01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:18,260
No.

2917
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:18,880
No one ever.

2918
01:29:18,980 --> 01:29:19,600
Got found out.

2919
01:29:19,660 --> 01:29:20,060
For that one.

2920
01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:21,580
So.

2921
01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:23,580
Fair play to them.

2922
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:24,500
They got away with it.

2923
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:27,160
But the lad who.

2924
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:27,700
I don't.

2925
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:28,840
Someone must have ratted.

2926
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:29,720
The fucking lad out.

2927
01:29:30,660 --> 01:29:31,100
Obviously.

2928
01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:32,160
One of the fucking lads.

2929
01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:33,200
Ratted the.

2930
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:34,240
The toilet block.

2931
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,460
Cont out.

2932
01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:35,920
Because.

2933
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:36,900
He got done.

2934
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:37,900
He was a bad kid.

2935
01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:38,640
He was a bad egg.

2936
01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:41,300
Um.

2937
01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:41,680
Right.

2938
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:42,860
Under the stairs.

2939
01:29:42,980 --> 01:29:43,720
Nothing inside.

2940
01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:45,080
Let's go upstairs with this

2941
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:45,520
pipe.

2942
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:46,980
And start giving a few of these.

2943
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,240
Dishing out a few lessons.

2944
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,340
The substitute teacher.

2945
01:29:51,860 --> 01:29:53,580
Is in the school today lads.

2946
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,420
Holy moly.

2947
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:57,480
Thank you very much there.

2948
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:57,840
Varney.

2949
01:29:57,940 --> 01:29:58,740
Teabag for the tip.

2950
01:29:58,740 --> 01:30:02,560
And there we have it.

2951
01:30:04,940 --> 01:30:06,300
The fucking school bell.

2952
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:07,720
Is ringing.

2953
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:09,240
School's out for summer.

2954
01:30:09,660 --> 01:30:10,560
And here we have.

2955
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:11,800
An attendee.

2956
01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,040
Where are you going?

2957
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:14,720
Where are you going?

2958
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,060
You're not meant to be here.

2959
01:30:16,440 --> 01:30:17,620
You're not meant to be here.

2960
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:19,320
Go home.

2961
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,060
School's out for summer.

2962
01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:22,900
Did you not hear the song.

2963
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:24,460
By Alice Cooper.

2964
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:27,440
Schools.

2965
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:30,080
Out for.

2966
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:31,720
Oh you can't have follow up.

2967
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:33,280
You can do follow ups.

2968
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:33,900
But it doesn't.

2969
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,370
You don't hear the guttural

2970
01:30:35,370 --> 01:30:35,940
sound.

2971
01:30:36,940 --> 01:30:37,400
Kareem.

2972
01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:38,800
Thank you very much for the tip

2973
01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:39,340
Kareem.

2974
01:30:39,780 --> 01:30:41,590
You are a sweet sweet piece of

2975
01:30:41,590 --> 01:30:42,380
peach.

2976
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:44,680
Did you not hear the fucking

2977
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,000
school bell?

2978
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:47,780
School is finished.

2979
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:49,880
Get off me you.

2980
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:50,640
Little cunt.

2981
01:30:52,340 --> 01:30:53,320
Sick little cunt.

2982
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:54,020
Get home.

2983
01:30:54,580 --> 01:30:55,180
Go home.

2984
01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,180
You will never work in this

2985
01:30:59,180 --> 01:31:00,180
school again.

2986
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,060
Do you hear me?

2987
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:02,600
You will never work in this

2988
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:03,640
school again.

2989
01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:07,780
Fucking get.

2990
01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:09,380
That's it.

2991
01:31:09,480 --> 01:31:10,220
Have some of that.

2992
01:31:12,780 --> 01:31:14,100
Crazy little guys.

2993
01:31:14,100 --> 01:31:14,140
Crazy little guys.

2994
01:31:15,140 --> 01:31:16,960
I move away from the mic.

2995
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:18,800
To shout loud.

2996
01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:22,620
There's the health trick.

2997
01:31:25,100 --> 01:31:26,720
Feeling very very energized

2998
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,820
after that.

2999
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:30,960
Now we're inside the school.

3000
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:32,840
And it just goes to show you.

3001
01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:34,140
You shouldn't fucking mess.

3002
01:31:35,820 --> 01:31:36,700
Oh look at this.

3003
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:38,460
That looks scary man.

3004
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:39,710
He seems to know his way around

3005
01:31:39,710 --> 01:31:40,300
the block.

3006
01:31:41,660 --> 01:31:42,380
How about you?

3007
01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:44,980
Thank you very much.

3008
01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:46,740
There's a ghost of Gralson and

3009
01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:47,460
Kareem.

3010
01:31:50,180 --> 01:31:50,940
And we've got.

3011
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:51,740
They're coming back.

3012
01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:52,700
They're back for more.

3013
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:54,160
It would seem.

3014
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:55,200
He's got pace.

3015
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:55,820
He's got pace.

3016
01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:56,940
Fuck.

3017
01:31:56,940 --> 01:32:09,800
Kick his fucking head.

3018
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:10,800
Does.

3019
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,360
Do they reanimate?

3020
01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:13,960
Or was that just a new.

3021
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:15,880
A new piece of meat?

3022
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:19,280
Fucking hell.

3023
01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:20,360
That's some heavy breathing

3024
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:20,740
there.

3025
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,770
That's panting of the highest

3026
01:32:22,770 --> 01:32:23,900
order there.

3027
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:25,370
We need to get this guy some

3028
01:32:25,370 --> 01:32:25,940
juice.

3029
01:32:25,940 --> 01:32:26,500
Okay.

3030
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:27,700
Have a juice.

3031
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,360
And have another one.

3032
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,440
There you have it.

3033
01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:33,430
I wonder does my pipe lose

3034
01:32:33,430 --> 01:32:34,240
power.

3035
01:32:35,180 --> 01:32:35,980
The more you fucking.

3036
01:32:36,940 --> 01:32:37,520
Swing it.

3037
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:41,760
So I didn't finish the job with

3038
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:42,900
that.

3039
01:32:43,020 --> 01:32:44,040
That other mole lad.

3040
01:32:45,620 --> 01:32:46,520
That's the problem.

3041
01:32:46,620 --> 01:32:47,360
You need to make sure they're

3042
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:47,780
finished.

3043
01:32:48,380 --> 01:32:49,330
Maybe I should go at them with

3044
01:32:49,330 --> 01:32:50,040
the knife.

3045
01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:51,140
When they're on the ground.

3046
01:32:52,100 --> 01:32:53,520
Anything in these desks.

3047
01:32:53,940 --> 01:32:55,020
We're looking for something in

3048
01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:55,820
these desks.

3049
01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:57,490
He seems to know his way around

3050
01:32:57,490 --> 01:32:58,280
the block.

3051
01:32:59,660 --> 01:32:59,980
How about you?

3052
01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:00,540
How about you?

3053
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:01,660
Thank you very much there.

3054
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,900
The phantom crapper.

3055
01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:03,860
He seems to know his way.

3056
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:06,100
Very very kind of you there.

3057
01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:07,420
And these lockers here.

3058
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:08,360
It's sad isn't it?

3059
01:33:08,420 --> 01:33:08,580
Look.

3060
01:33:09,260 --> 01:33:10,880
Evidence of a happier time.

3061
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:11,600
Unfortunately.

3062
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:11,640
Unfortunately.

3063
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:12,300
Not now.

3064
01:33:13,140 --> 01:33:13,580
Not now.

3065
01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:14,340
This is the worst.

3066
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:16,590
We're witnessing the worst that

3067
01:33:16,590 --> 01:33:18,320
society has to offer.

3068
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:19,750
And I'm including myself in

3069
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,740
that little fucking subdivision.

3070
01:33:22,780 --> 01:33:23,200
Andy.

3071
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,520
Thank you very much there.

3072
01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:27,860
For your lovely, lovely tip.

3073
01:33:28,460 --> 01:33:29,720
Straight into the tiposphere.

3074
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:31,360
We go.

3075
01:33:32,380 --> 01:33:32,860
Classroom.

3076
01:33:33,820 --> 01:33:35,120
We found nothing here.

3077
01:33:35,380 --> 01:33:36,200
There's been nothing.

3078
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:37,780
Of use.

3079
01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:39,260
Who are you?

3080
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,520
It says there on the wall.

3081
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:48,640
Maybe down here.

3082
01:33:48,740 --> 01:33:49,580
We have a look down.

3083
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:50,840
Across the desk.

3084
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:51,420
I'm just.

3085
01:33:51,620 --> 01:33:52,580
I'm not a hundred percent here

3086
01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:53,620
that we've gone into these

3087
01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:54,570
rooms and come away with

3088
01:33:54,570 --> 01:33:55,120
nothing.

3089
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:56,460
So I just want to have a quick

3090
01:33:56,460 --> 01:33:57,400
goosey gander.

3091
01:33:57,740 --> 01:33:59,080
Very fastly here.

3092
01:33:59,380 --> 01:34:00,420
Neil Bailey 87.

3093
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:01,920
Thank you very much there.

3094
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,240
The Department of Education has

3095
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:06,820
a lot to answer for you see.

3096
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:10,460
And there's nothing in here.

3097
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:11,360
We've checked it.

3098
01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:12,200
We've checked it all.

3099
01:34:12,460 --> 01:34:13,660
It's a waste of fucking space.

3100
01:34:15,860 --> 01:34:16,310
Just a distant memory of

3101
01:34:16,310 --> 01:34:18,340
happier times.

3102
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:20,620
Thank you.

3103
01:34:20,780 --> 01:34:21,780
School tales.

3104
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:22,960
Thank you very much there.

3105
01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:23,760
School tales.

3106
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:24,940
Don't be telling tales.

3107
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:27,160
Remember that old chestnut.

3108
01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:28,900
Don't be telling tales.

3109
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,240
Only used by people.

3110
01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:32,360
You know.

3111
01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:32,960
Some.

3112
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:39,060
I mean for fuck's sake man.

3113
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:39,340
Do you know.

3114
01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:41,900
Fucking hell.

3115
01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:52,480
The shit bandit.

3116
01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:55,000
Or the toilet.

3117
01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:56,000
The toilet block.

3118
01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:56,700
Kid.

3119
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:02,840
Ghouls out for summer.

3120
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:03,620
Says Glyn.

3121
01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:13,300
Steel pipe.

3122
01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:15,040
Steel pipe has never been.

3123
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:16,740
More ready to.

3124
01:35:16,900 --> 01:35:18,020
To lay siege.

3125
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:19,120
Oh yeah.

3126
01:35:19,220 --> 01:35:19,660
Combo.

3127
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:20,860
Fuck you.

3128
01:35:21,860 --> 01:35:22,360
Oh no.

3129
01:35:23,700 --> 01:35:24,380
That's not.

3130
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:25,480
That's not the way I wanted it

3131
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:25,900
at all.

3132
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:28,640
Go.

3133
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:29,860
I was Chinese.

3134
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:31,700
Thank you very much Chinese.

3135
01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:33,460
The people of me.

3136
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:36,470
My heart goes out to the people

3137
01:35:36,470 --> 01:35:37,360
of me.

3138
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:39,040
Thank you very much for that.

3139
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:43,140
And look at this cunt on the

3140
01:35:43,140 --> 01:35:43,560
floor.

3141
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:44,080
Still.

3142
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:45,680
Still wanting a few.

3143
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:48,000
A few more of those.

3144
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:51,540
Are they meant to be kids?

3145
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:51,860
Are they?

3146
01:35:52,700 --> 01:35:53,480
Whatever they are.

3147
01:35:53,580 --> 01:35:54,800
When they've got to that level.

3148
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,620
It doesn't matter who they are.

3149
01:35:57,060 --> 01:35:58,300
They're not good for society.

3150
01:35:58,460 --> 01:35:59,330
And I need to make sure that

3151
01:35:59,330 --> 01:36:00,820
nobody else gets harmed by them.

3152
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:03,020
If I had some sort of other way.

3153
01:36:03,100 --> 01:36:04,160
Maybe putting them into like.

3154
01:36:04,260 --> 01:36:05,420
Locking them into a box.

3155
01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:06,340
Or something like that.

3156
01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:07,200
But even at that.

3157
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:08,330
I wouldn't really be happy

3158
01:36:08,330 --> 01:36:08,980
doing that.

3159
01:36:09,060 --> 01:36:10,030
I think I'm happy with them

3160
01:36:10,030 --> 01:36:10,380
being.

3161
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:12,480
Being dispatched.

3162
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:16,540
Thank you very much though.

3163
01:36:16,660 --> 01:36:17,560
The people of me.

3164
01:36:17,740 --> 01:36:18,920
I don't know why the people of

3165
01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:19,260
me.

3166
01:36:19,260 --> 01:36:20,420
They've tipped in there.

3167
01:36:20,580 --> 01:36:20,860
I felt.

3168
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:21,620
You know.

3169
01:36:21,740 --> 01:36:21,900
Like.

3170
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:23,350
This is the correct time to do

3171
01:36:23,350 --> 01:36:23,820
that.

3172
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:24,560
Maybe there's something.

3173
01:36:26,140 --> 01:36:26,580
Correlational.

3174
01:36:26,860 --> 01:36:27,320
Between the.

3175
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:28,560
The content here.

3176
01:36:30,340 --> 01:36:31,260
Ultra violence.

3177
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:31,960
Here we go.

3178
01:36:32,060 --> 01:36:32,680
Bill and Ben.

3179
01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:33,960
The flower pot men.

3180
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:35,360
Boom.

3181
01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:35,640
Boom.

3182
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:38,880
What happens is.

3183
01:36:38,920 --> 01:36:40,140
You need to time your strikes.

3184
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:44,760
Yes.

3185
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:45,100
One.

3186
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:46,280
One.

3187
01:36:47,120 --> 01:36:47,560
One.

3188
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:48,980
Because if you go for a combo.

3189
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:50,400
Then that leaves.

3190
01:36:50,580 --> 01:36:51,860
That leaves a bit of time.

3191
01:36:53,540 --> 01:36:54,880
For them to get back up.

3192
01:36:59,040 --> 01:36:59,880
I think there's.

3193
01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:07,360
okay right a tap a tap gives

3194
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:08,180
you a swoop

3195
01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:11,960
two taps give you a double swoop

3196
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:16,270
yeah and then a long hard press

3197
01:37:16,270 --> 01:37:18,140
a long press gives you one of

3198
01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:20,240
those a fucking bonk on the

3199
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:22,350
head i think the bonk on the

3200
01:37:22,350 --> 01:37:24,740
head really does great damage

3201
01:37:24,740 --> 01:37:25,420
to them

3202
01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:28,910
this one's still alive look not

3203
01:37:28,910 --> 01:37:36,060
for long bonk bonk love it

3204
01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:38,800
and there we have the ominous

3205
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:41,540
drone and tone these are just

3206
01:37:41,540 --> 01:37:44,620
another ominous drone and tone

3207
01:37:44,620 --> 01:37:48,260
tell ya

3208
01:37:48,260 --> 01:37:56,450
and that's that's a fucking dutch

3209
01:37:56,450 --> 01:38:02,470
angle that's a real third man

3210
01:38:02,470 --> 01:38:05,700
carol reed oblique angle

3211
01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:08,180
oblique strategies yeah take

3212
01:38:08,180 --> 01:38:10,470
one of the cards read it then

3213
01:38:10,470 --> 01:38:13,050
implement it into your fucking

3214
01:38:13,050 --> 01:38:13,900
work your

3215
01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:16,560
creative work i'd like to

3216
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:19,740
withdraw an oblique strategy

3217
01:38:19,740 --> 01:38:22,910
now and then utilize that in in

3218
01:38:22,910 --> 01:38:23,380
the

3219
01:38:23,380 --> 01:38:25,600
beatings and pastings that i

3220
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:27,620
dish out dole out to a few of

3221
01:38:27,620 --> 01:38:30,220
these fucking absolute mole men

3222
01:38:30,220 --> 01:38:32,460
i'll shut up just keep going

3223
01:38:32,460 --> 01:38:34,570
and look at this ah man it's

3224
01:38:34,570 --> 01:38:37,090
brilliant let's go back the way

3225
01:38:37,090 --> 01:38:39,140
the way it starts and now a

3226
01:38:39,140 --> 01:38:39,700
piano

3227
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:45,330
it won't open ah doesn't look

3228
01:38:45,330 --> 01:38:48,180
locked though

3229
01:38:48,180 --> 01:38:50,700
give it a few bonks it's

3230
01:38:50,700 --> 01:38:53,180
written in blood look thank you

3231
01:38:53,180 --> 01:38:55,530
silent jill thank you very very

3232
01:38:55,530 --> 01:38:57,790
much for your tip there silent

3233
01:38:57,790 --> 01:38:59,180
jill what you make of rory

3234
01:38:59,180 --> 01:39:01,210
mackler right he wanted he won

3235
01:39:01,210 --> 01:39:03,260
a golf game didn't he fair play

3236
01:39:03,260 --> 01:39:05,260
to him it's written in blood

3237
01:39:05,260 --> 01:39:08,020
tale a tale of birds without a

3238
01:39:08,020 --> 01:39:10,850
voice time for my another

3239
01:39:10,850 --> 01:39:14,060
installment of my patented

3240
01:39:14,060 --> 01:39:17,660
francis higgins francesco higginardo's

3241
01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:24,710
litur-liturgical read-throughs

3242
01:39:24,710 --> 01:39:30,210
and let's see how this goes a

3243
01:39:30,210 --> 01:39:31,920
tale of birds without a voice

3244
01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:35,120
first flew the greedy pelican

3245
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,890
eager for the reward white

3246
01:39:37,890 --> 01:39:39,580
wings flailing

3247
01:39:39,580 --> 01:39:42,650
then came a silent dove flying

3248
01:39:42,650 --> 01:39:45,710
beyond the pelican as far as it

3249
01:39:45,710 --> 01:39:46,380
could

3250
01:39:46,380 --> 01:39:55,410
a raven flies in flying higher

3251
01:39:55,410 --> 01:39:59,440
than the dove

3252
01:39:59,440 --> 01:40:07,180
just to show that he can a swan

3253
01:40:07,180 --> 01:40:09,180
glides in

3254
01:40:09,180 --> 01:40:14,510
to find a peaceful spot next to

3255
01:40:14,510 --> 01:40:25,410
another bird finally out comes

3256
01:40:25,410 --> 01:40:27,020
a crow

3257
01:40:29,820 --> 01:40:34,540
ah ah ah coming quickly to a

3258
01:40:34,540 --> 01:40:38,060
stop yawning and then napping

3259
01:40:38,780 --> 01:40:44,200
who will show the way who will

3260
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:48,650
be the key who will lead to the

3261
01:40:48,650 --> 01:40:51,580
silver reward computer games

3262
01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:54,920
thank you very much there game

3263
01:40:54,920 --> 01:40:57,500
boy thank you very much

3264
01:41:01,260 --> 01:41:02,060
thank you very much

3265
01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:06,430
unbelievable stuff and sensual

3266
01:41:06,430 --> 01:41:08,280
piece of pudding thank you very

3267
01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:10,140
much for the tip there and wanty

3268
01:41:12,460 --> 01:41:13,020
what did all that stuff mean i

3269
01:41:13,020 --> 01:41:15,660
i made no head nor tail of it

3270
01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:19,450
it was just about birds and i

3271
01:41:19,450 --> 01:41:22,450
can't see any bird related

3272
01:41:22,450 --> 01:41:23,420
items

3273
01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:28,090
here and uh i don't know how

3274
01:41:28,090 --> 01:41:30,840
that looked i really thought

3275
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:33,800
when i was doing the the gliding

3276
01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:35,290
swan i thought i did a great

3277
01:41:35,290 --> 01:41:36,650
job because it was silent and

3278
01:41:36,650 --> 01:41:37,910
just nice and graceful and

3279
01:41:37,910 --> 01:41:38,380
elegant like a swan

3280
01:41:38,380 --> 01:41:46,680
okay piano let's let's go to

3281
01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:48,240
the locker room for a bit of

3282
01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:49,340
locker room talk

3283
01:41:49,340 --> 01:41:52,940
yeah what's through here look

3284
01:41:52,940 --> 01:42:03,940
i don't know if you're hearing

3285
01:42:03,940 --> 01:42:05,740
that

3286
01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:05,740
i don't know if you're hearing

3287
01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:05,740
that

3288
01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:09,070
thank you larry slug thank you

3289
01:42:09,070 --> 01:42:09,740
very much

3290
01:42:09,740 --> 01:42:12,970
okay we've got a bit of shuffling

3291
01:42:12,970 --> 01:42:13,980
it sounds

3292
01:42:14,620 --> 01:42:16,030
worse than the little mole

3293
01:42:16,030 --> 01:42:16,620
fellas

3294
01:42:18,860 --> 01:42:19,570
thank you very much there sensual

3295
01:42:19,570 --> 01:42:22,230
piece of pudding and larry slug

3296
01:42:22,230 --> 01:42:22,940
and wanty

3297
01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:30,790
did tom get the jeans from the

3298
01:42:30,790 --> 01:42:32,560
same shop as your man tommy

3299
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:34,140
silent hill figure is it

3300
01:42:37,740 --> 01:42:37,140
okay i'm gonna pack a piece for

3301
01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:40,140
this one because i don't think

3302
01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:41,020
the pipe

3303
01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:43,230
will work i mean i'm scared of

3304
01:42:43,230 --> 01:42:45,700
what what's gonna happen here

3305
01:42:45,700 --> 01:42:47,060
so we're gonna have to go with

3306
01:42:47,060 --> 01:42:47,900
nine millimeter

3307
01:42:48,620 --> 01:42:51,500
parabelemic stratospheric

3308
01:42:51,500 --> 01:42:54,590
destruction unequip reload is

3309
01:42:54,590 --> 01:42:55,980
there a way to reload

3310
01:42:56,940 --> 01:43:06,380
without going in the menu i've

3311
01:43:06,380 --> 01:43:09,750
got a gun i wish i could just

3312
01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:13,150
shout in the game i've got a

3313
01:43:13,150 --> 01:43:13,660
gun

3314
01:43:14,300 --> 01:43:15,600
do you really want to keep

3315
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,960
messing with my mind when i

3316
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:20,280
when you know i've got a gun do

3317
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:21,820
you really want to

3318
01:43:21,820 --> 01:43:23,780
keep doing this stew de claw

3319
01:43:23,780 --> 01:43:25,180
thank you very much

3320
01:43:26,140 --> 01:43:29,040
we can play these games all day

3321
01:43:29,040 --> 01:43:30,700
man i've got a gun

3322
01:43:34,140 --> 01:43:51,850
a scone bag come out what the

3323
01:43:51,850 --> 01:43:53,580
fuck out

3324
01:43:53,580 --> 01:44:03,330
that was a little jump scare

3325
01:44:03,330 --> 01:44:09,740
there a tiny bit of

3326
01:44:11,820 --> 01:44:14,540
scare nothing much oh

3327
01:44:16,700 --> 01:44:18,710
cat got fucking mauled probably

3328
01:44:18,710 --> 01:44:19,500
by a mole man

3329
01:44:21,980 --> 01:44:22,680
good news is there's nothing

3330
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:23,500
inside

3331
01:44:28,780 --> 01:44:27,400
so that's the last time that

3332
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:31,140
cat should be in the inside

3333
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:32,380
that box

3334
01:44:35,820 --> 01:44:35,090
didn't sound too good for him

3335
01:44:35,090 --> 01:44:37,710
outside sounded like he got

3336
01:44:37,710 --> 01:44:38,460
killed

3337
01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:43,670
now anything else in here

3338
01:44:43,670 --> 01:44:46,040
before we fuck off no running

3339
01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:48,140
or playing in the locker room

3340
01:44:51,580 --> 01:44:50,970
so we killed that cat

3341
01:44:50,970 --> 01:44:53,500
unfortunately but hopefully it

3342
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:56,060
triggered some good stuff

3343
01:44:56,940 --> 01:44:59,520
you know hopefully his death if

3344
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:01,890
it was a death sounded like a

3345
01:45:01,890 --> 01:45:03,660
death wasn't in vain

3346
01:45:05,500 --> 01:45:06,780
there was no vanity in it

3347
01:45:09,820 --> 01:45:11,540
oh i don't know why i got

3348
01:45:11,540 --> 01:45:13,530
scared there i mean i knew that

3349
01:45:13,530 --> 01:45:15,580
to expect this little beast

3350
01:45:16,780 --> 01:45:18,690
you know i knew that something

3351
01:45:18,690 --> 01:45:20,510
like that was approaching but

3352
01:45:20,510 --> 01:45:22,300
it still put a little bit of a

3353
01:45:22,300 --> 01:45:24,230
shitter up me and look at his

3354
01:45:24,230 --> 01:45:25,180
fucking face

3355
01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:30,320
old gash man do a massive claws

3356
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:33,100
on him as well the hot stepper

3357
01:45:33,100 --> 01:45:36,140
huh here comes the hot stepper

3358
01:45:36,940 --> 01:45:38,850
excuse me mr officer still

3359
01:45:38,850 --> 01:45:40,620
living like that

3360
01:45:40,620 --> 01:45:56,960
oh okay that's that done what

3361
01:45:56,960 --> 01:45:59,510
we can do is just resize that

3362
01:45:59,510 --> 01:46:02,640
back to its original state and

3363
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:05,200
then move on and we're gonna

3364
01:46:05,200 --> 01:46:06,560
pipe what we're gonna do is go

3365
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:08,670
for a triple bonk and then a

3366
01:46:08,670 --> 01:46:09,980
fucking hell swoop

3367
01:46:09,980 --> 01:46:16,860
oh the fuck out of my way you

3368
01:46:16,860 --> 01:46:23,980
yes get down down down down

3369
01:46:23,980 --> 01:46:27,900
down stomp lovely stuff

3370
01:46:35,420 --> 01:46:37,270
where's the cat what did they

3371
01:46:37,270 --> 01:46:39,020
do we heard a fucking a bit of

3372
01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:42,380
struggling and and whatnot but

3373
01:46:42,380 --> 01:46:43,420
we don't know what happened we

3374
01:46:43,420 --> 01:46:44,640
don't need to go down there we've

3375
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:46,000
been through there so there's

3376
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:47,620
nothing in that locker room it

3377
01:46:47,620 --> 01:46:49,180
was a waste of time poor cat

3378
01:46:49,180 --> 01:46:50,700
got killed for nothing

3379
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:52,660
unless unless i've missed

3380
01:46:52,660 --> 01:46:54,700
something in that room let me

3381
01:46:54,700 --> 01:46:56,050
know there if i've missed

3382
01:46:56,050 --> 01:46:57,480
anything but i don't think i

3383
01:46:57,480 --> 01:46:57,740
have

3384
01:46:58,540 --> 01:47:00,280
look at this fucking prick

3385
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:07,210
again i can stay to these watch

3386
01:47:07,210 --> 01:47:08,540
this

3387
01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:23,620
that's lovely oh oh what oh

3388
01:47:23,620 --> 01:47:25,740
fucking joking me

3389
01:47:30,460 --> 01:47:28,310
when was the last time it is

3390
01:47:28,310 --> 01:47:30,910
difficult to pinpoint the

3391
01:47:30,910 --> 01:47:34,320
flying enemies well they weren't

3392
01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:35,500
even flying

3393
01:47:38,140 --> 01:47:38,700
continue

3394
01:47:40,380 --> 01:47:42,220
that was a real shitter upper

3395
01:47:42,220 --> 01:47:44,220
as well that it just doesn't

3396
01:47:44,220 --> 01:47:46,400
stop it's relentless with these

3397
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:46,780
guys

3398
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:49,960
oh it's all the way back here

3399
01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:51,320
surely that was the save state

3400
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:53,050
that i made after this i think

3401
01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:53,500
it was

3402
01:47:55,580 --> 01:47:56,780
i have to get out of here

3403
01:48:02,220 --> 01:48:04,300
system load state

3404
01:48:12,540 --> 01:48:12,860
hmm

3405
01:48:14,620 --> 01:48:15,660
let's see we've got the pipe

3406
01:48:15,660 --> 01:48:16,300
going

3407
01:48:16,300 --> 01:48:19,260
we're in the classroom were we

3408
01:48:23,420 --> 01:48:21,270
okay yeah yeah yeah yeah no

3409
01:48:21,270 --> 01:48:23,830
that's grand that's grand yeah

3410
01:48:23,830 --> 01:48:25,930
yeah yeah just up the up the

3411
01:48:25,930 --> 01:48:27,340
stairs and then

3412
01:48:28,460 --> 01:48:30,100
up the stairs and then we see

3413
01:48:30,100 --> 01:48:32,720
uh we do those fucking things

3414
01:48:32,720 --> 01:48:34,220
again fuck

3415
01:48:36,140 --> 01:48:37,260
unforgiving isn't it

3416
01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:42,530
i'm gonna have to uh be a bit

3417
01:48:42,530 --> 01:48:44,880
faster on that save scum speed

3418
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:47,490
of him now though speedballing

3419
01:48:47,490 --> 01:48:47,740
it

3420
01:48:47,740 --> 01:48:56,840
let's give these the fucking

3421
01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:59,900
lash here we go

3422
01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:00,740
the fucking lash.

3423
01:49:01,880 --> 01:49:02,420
Here we go.

3424
01:49:14,960 --> 01:49:16,280
See, he was handy.

3425
01:49:24,220 --> 01:49:25,760
Oh yeah, a few extra follow-ups

3426
01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:25,940
there.

3427
01:49:26,020 --> 01:49:26,380
It was nice.

3428
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:28,200
See, he was handy enough.

3429
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:32,140
The other ones weren't.

3430
01:49:32,260 --> 01:49:33,820
I wonder what the knife is like.

3431
01:49:34,860 --> 01:49:36,240
But I just don't want to get

3432
01:49:36,240 --> 01:49:37,660
that close to them, you know?

3433
01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:42,040
See, he's going a bit faster,

3434
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:43,720
this lad.

3435
01:49:51,020 --> 01:49:51,820
And then run.

3436
01:49:51,820 --> 01:50:01,400
Oh yeah, you don't like that.

3437
01:50:01,700 --> 01:50:03,200
You do not like that, do you?

3438
01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:04,740
You dirt.

3439
01:50:05,560 --> 01:50:06,460
You dirt.

3440
01:50:07,280 --> 01:50:08,240
You dirt.

3441
01:50:09,380 --> 01:50:10,720
Fucking take that, man.

3442
01:50:12,100 --> 01:50:13,020
Good stuff.

3443
01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:18,660
Gonna breeze through this now.

3444
01:50:18,940 --> 01:50:19,720
Blaze through it.

3445
01:50:21,860 --> 01:50:22,860
Blazing squad.

3446
01:50:31,700 --> 01:50:32,820
Jackson Pollock.

3447
01:50:35,160 --> 01:50:36,680
It's fucking scary.

3448
01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:38,240
It's fucking scary, man.

3449
01:50:39,460 --> 01:50:40,360
Something's wrong.

3450
01:50:40,980 --> 01:50:42,320
Am I missing something in there?

3451
01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:43,520
I've no way of getting into

3452
01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:44,340
those stalls.

3453
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:45,640
But I don't...

3454
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:50,700
Come on, you fucking prick.

3455
01:50:51,420 --> 01:50:54,900
I'm gonna love this.

3456
01:50:55,180 --> 01:50:56,540
I am loving this.

3457
01:50:56,540 --> 01:50:58,540
I love...

3458
01:50:58,540 --> 01:51:06,520
I can't.

3459
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:07,620
No!

3460
01:51:09,860 --> 01:51:11,860
*Painful music*

3461
01:51:15,860 --> 01:51:16,340
You're gonna get it man, you

3462
01:51:16,340 --> 01:51:18,860
are gonna get it.

3463
01:51:25,860 --> 01:51:27,860
One second there please.

3464
01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:29,860
If you get a...

3465
01:51:29,860 --> 01:51:31,860
*Painful music*

3466
01:51:31,860 --> 01:51:33,860
*Painful music*

3467
01:51:33,860 --> 01:51:35,860
*Painful music*

3468
01:51:35,860 --> 01:52:05,840
Thank you.

3469
01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:35,820
Thank you.

3470
01:52:35,820 --> 01:52:36,840
Do you know?

3471
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:38,120
Because right now we're being

3472
01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:38,900
very bad at it.

3473
01:52:40,020 --> 01:52:40,360
Okay.

3474
01:52:42,200 --> 01:52:43,260
Full screen, please.

3475
01:52:44,060 --> 01:52:44,460
Thank you.

3476
01:52:45,540 --> 01:52:46,740
It was just a hotkey for the

3477
01:52:46,740 --> 01:52:48,060
save state.

3478
01:52:48,220 --> 01:52:48,960
That would be handy.

3479
01:52:50,900 --> 01:52:53,210
Tools, properties, fucking

3480
01:52:53,210 --> 01:52:58,260
settings, hotkeys, system,

3481
01:52:58,260 --> 01:52:59,520
graphics.

3482
01:52:59,820 --> 01:52:59,980
No.

3483
01:53:00,260 --> 01:53:01,160
Free audio.

3484
01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:02,020
Save states.

3485
01:53:02,260 --> 01:53:02,480
Load.

3486
01:53:02,660 --> 01:53:02,960
Save.

3487
01:53:03,160 --> 01:53:04,360
Keyboard F2.

3488
01:53:07,260 --> 01:53:08,500
For save slot.

3489
01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:10,060
Let's try that.

3490
01:53:10,500 --> 01:53:11,540
We've loaded the state so we

3491
01:53:11,540 --> 01:53:12,820
can fucking...

3492
01:53:13,620 --> 01:53:16,920
Can you save the cat though?

3493
01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:18,030
I don't think you can save the

3494
01:53:18,030 --> 01:53:18,260
cat.

3495
01:53:19,300 --> 01:53:20,380
Keyboard F2.

3496
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:28,360
No.

3497
01:53:28,700 --> 01:53:29,840
Not fucking doing it, man.

3498
01:53:37,000 --> 01:53:37,600
Hotkeys.

3499
01:53:37,700 --> 01:53:38,860
Maybe I have to fucking enable

3500
01:53:38,860 --> 01:53:39,220
them.

3501
01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:48,640
Save.

3502
01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:50,700
Save to selected slot.

3503
01:53:56,860 --> 01:53:58,160
Oh, you can do it on the pad as

3504
01:53:58,160 --> 01:53:58,600
well.

3505
01:53:59,940 --> 01:54:00,360
Fuck that.

3506
01:54:00,420 --> 01:54:01,200
I won't bother with the pad.

3507
01:54:01,680 --> 01:54:03,000
Do this F...

3508
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:03,980
Let's F2 it.

3509
01:54:19,200 --> 01:54:20,560
It's not fucking doing it.

3510
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:22,920
We ain't got time for this.

3511
01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:27,760
Is it...

3512
01:54:27,760 --> 01:54:28,420
Is it Mac?

3513
01:54:28,540 --> 01:54:29,280
No, it's PC.

3514
01:54:29,460 --> 01:54:30,440
Press the FN key.

3515
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:31,400
Keyboard.

3516
01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:31,480
Keyboard.

3517
01:54:31,480 --> 01:54:45,340
If anyone knows how to deal

3518
01:54:45,340 --> 01:54:54,780
with these...

3519
01:54:54,780 --> 01:54:55,860
Slugs.

3520
01:54:55,980 --> 01:54:56,980
These fucking...

3521
01:54:56,980 --> 01:54:57,320
Wretched.

3522
01:54:58,180 --> 01:54:59,260
Claw-based.

3523
01:55:00,460 --> 01:55:01,320
Gash-faced.

3524
01:55:01,320 --> 01:55:03,640
Miscreants.

3525
01:55:04,600 --> 01:55:05,480
Better than...

3526
01:55:05,480 --> 01:55:06,040
With the pipe.

3527
01:55:06,200 --> 01:55:07,100
Let me know because...

3528
01:55:07,100 --> 01:55:07,940
Some of them come at you a

3529
01:55:07,940 --> 01:55:09,100
little bit too fast...

3530
01:55:09,100 --> 01:55:10,300
And they're getting on my tits...

3531
01:55:10,300 --> 01:55:11,350
And I need to fucking deal with

3532
01:55:11,350 --> 01:55:11,920
them faster.

3533
01:55:12,260 --> 01:55:12,480
You know?

3534
01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:27,500
Don't get backed into a corner.

3535
01:55:27,660 --> 01:55:27,820
Okay.

3536
01:55:27,820 --> 01:55:32,360
Just ignore them.

3537
01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:35,040
I like killing them though.

3538
01:55:36,480 --> 01:55:37,640
Oh, you can't!

3539
01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:46,300
Right.

3540
01:55:46,300 --> 01:55:48,460
Let them at it.

3541
01:55:48,460 --> 01:55:59,280
They can stay there.

3542
01:55:59,280 --> 01:55:59,740
They're fine.

3543
01:56:00,580 --> 01:56:02,240
Unless they get out and escape.

3544
01:56:02,360 --> 01:56:03,120
I don't think they will.

3545
01:56:03,920 --> 01:56:05,000
I think they're contained.

3546
01:56:05,400 --> 01:56:05,620
Oh.

3547
01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:08,100
That might be them escaping now.

3548
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:13,700
Now, trigger this cry- crying.

3549
01:56:18,380 --> 01:56:17,030
Just give a few of these

3550
01:56:17,030 --> 01:56:21,340
through the fucking door.

3551
01:56:22,080 --> 01:56:23,330
Just to make sure they know

3552
01:56:23,330 --> 01:56:25,780
that we're coming to save them.

3553
01:56:28,780 --> 01:56:30,450
So there's legitimately a child

3554
01:56:30,450 --> 01:56:31,100
in there.

3555
01:56:32,260 --> 01:56:32,680
Dead.

3556
01:56:32,680 --> 01:56:34,030
What's the point in going in

3557
01:56:34,030 --> 01:56:34,480
here?

3558
01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:35,420
Do you know if there's...

3559
01:56:35,420 --> 01:56:36,640
There's two lads that are gonna

3560
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:37,140
kill us.

3561
01:56:54,700 --> 01:56:55,060
No.

3562
01:56:55,060 --> 01:56:55,060
No.

3563
01:56:55,060 --> 01:56:55,400
No.

3564
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:55,580
No.

3565
01:57:02,720 --> 01:57:02,570
There's nothing in this fucking

3566
01:57:02,570 --> 01:57:04,680
place.

3567
01:57:04,740 --> 01:57:04,940
Is there?

3568
01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:06,010
I'll kill these guys and then

3569
01:57:06,010 --> 01:57:07,240
there's nothing there for me.

3570
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:09,440
It's...

3571
01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:14,780
Oh, yeah.

3572
01:57:14,840 --> 01:57:15,060
Lovely.

3573
01:57:16,340 --> 01:57:17,530
One on the head just to top him

3574
01:57:17,530 --> 01:57:18,200
off.

3575
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:20,840
What about this other...

3576
01:57:20,840 --> 01:57:21,420
Cluts.

3577
01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:25,240
Oh.

3578
01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:28,400
Just when I think they're shit,

3579
01:57:28,920 --> 01:57:30,310
they get strong and they do

3580
01:57:30,310 --> 01:57:30,960
well.

3581
01:57:35,960 --> 01:57:36,840
Oh, there was bullets.

3582
01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:38,420
So it was worth coming in here.

3583
01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:40,520
Thank fuck it wasn't for

3584
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:41,600
nothing.

3585
01:57:44,120 --> 01:57:45,180
Just give a few of these.

3586
01:57:45,380 --> 01:57:46,240
A few swipes.

3587
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:46,360
Swipes.

3588
01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:51,000
Stick that in your pipe and

3589
01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:53,080
smoke it.

3590
01:57:53,420 --> 01:57:54,060
Save game.

3591
01:57:55,560 --> 01:57:55,920
Settings.

3592
01:57:56,420 --> 01:57:57,190
That's fucked up the way it

3593
01:57:57,190 --> 01:57:58,120
doesn't save it.

3594
01:57:58,220 --> 01:57:59,080
And I've...

3595
01:57:59,080 --> 01:58:00,640
Save it to that...

3596
01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:01,140
Yeah, yeah.

3597
01:58:01,260 --> 01:58:02,240
22.08.

3598
01:58:04,220 --> 01:58:05,240
Okay, that's saved.

3599
01:58:06,040 --> 01:58:06,700
Fucking hell.

3600
01:58:07,160 --> 01:58:07,980
Just one more there.

3601
01:58:08,060 --> 01:58:09,060
See if we can hotkey it.

3602
01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:11,150
Hotkey that in with a different

3603
01:58:11,150 --> 01:58:11,920
button.

3604
01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:15,780
Game stay won.

3605
01:58:15,940 --> 01:58:16,780
Maybe that'll do it.

3606
01:58:26,420 --> 01:58:27,580
Keyboard five.

3607
01:58:27,840 --> 01:58:28,080
Okay.

3608
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:29,420
Keyboard five.

3609
01:58:30,620 --> 01:58:31,060
Close.

3610
01:58:32,720 --> 01:58:33,800
Keyboard five.

3611
01:58:34,680 --> 01:58:35,180
Saved.

3612
01:58:35,380 --> 01:58:35,620
Done.

3613
01:58:35,860 --> 01:58:36,360
We've got it.

3614
01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:40,920
Let battle commence.

3615
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:42,880
This is...

3616
01:58:42,880 --> 01:58:43,360
I'm...

3617
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:44,100
We're gonna have this...

3618
01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:45,300
The pace is back in town.

3619
01:58:45,740 --> 01:58:46,320
We're ready.

3620
01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:47,440
We're fully stated.

3621
01:58:48,560 --> 01:58:50,810
And ready to blow through this

3622
01:58:50,810 --> 01:58:53,420
fucking smoke hole.

3623
01:59:01,140 --> 01:59:02,420
No time for the reading.

3624
01:59:02,600 --> 01:59:03,560
But we will just read the

3625
01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:04,620
puzzle on the wall.

3626
01:59:04,740 --> 01:59:05,530
Just in case it triggers

3627
01:59:05,530 --> 01:59:06,750
anything we need to read it for,

3628
01:59:06,750 --> 01:59:07,260
you know.

3629
01:59:08,360 --> 01:59:09,340
Just to actually get a grip of

3630
01:59:09,340 --> 01:59:10,540
this riddle.

3631
01:59:11,420 --> 01:59:12,230
The tail of the birds without a

3632
01:59:12,230 --> 01:59:12,540
voice.

3633
01:59:12,840 --> 01:59:13,900
First through the greedy pelican.

3634
01:59:14,540 --> 01:59:15,580
Eager for the reward.

3635
01:59:16,060 --> 01:59:17,040
White wings flailing.

3636
01:59:17,580 --> 01:59:18,780
Then came silent dove.

3637
01:59:19,160 --> 01:59:20,340
Flying beyond the pelican.

3638
01:59:20,640 --> 01:59:21,360
Far as he could.

3639
01:59:22,220 --> 01:59:23,120
Raven flies in.

3640
01:59:23,420 --> 01:59:24,560
Flying higher than the dove.

3641
01:59:25,220 --> 01:59:25,980
Show that he can.

3642
01:59:26,100 --> 01:59:27,060
Swan glides in to find a

3643
01:59:27,060 --> 01:59:28,510
peaceful spot next to another

3644
01:59:28,510 --> 01:59:29,020
bird.

3645
01:59:29,560 --> 01:59:30,420
Finally the crow coming in

3646
01:59:30,420 --> 01:59:31,940
quickly to stop yawning.

3647
01:59:32,420 --> 01:59:33,060
And then napping.

3648
01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:34,540
Who will show the way?

3649
01:59:34,580 --> 01:59:35,400
Who will be the key?

3650
01:59:35,400 --> 01:59:37,320
Who will lead to the silver

3651
01:59:37,320 --> 01:59:38,140
reward?

3652
01:59:39,260 --> 01:59:39,980
Silver moon.

3653
01:59:40,460 --> 01:59:41,930
Maybe it's that silver moon

3654
01:59:41,930 --> 01:59:42,820
placard.

3655
01:59:44,460 --> 01:59:45,720
Let's just ignore these.

3656
01:59:45,940 --> 01:59:46,900
Let's ignore these.

3657
01:59:49,080 --> 01:59:50,080
Fucking scumbags.

3658
01:59:54,580 --> 01:59:55,260
Oh yeah.

3659
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:00,120
Oh yeah.

3660
02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:02,300
That's liquid stuff.

3661
02:00:03,360 --> 02:00:04,500
The liquidity of it.

3662
02:00:06,040 --> 02:00:06,700
Oh yeah.

3663
02:00:06,780 --> 02:00:07,320
Double trouble.

3664
02:00:07,320 --> 02:00:15,900
And we'll number five.

3665
02:00:16,760 --> 02:00:17,240
Saved.

3666
02:00:20,520 --> 02:00:20,300
There's no one in this fucking

3667
02:00:20,300 --> 02:00:23,220
backtracking and going back

3668
02:00:23,220 --> 02:00:24,640
years now.

3669
02:00:25,020 --> 02:00:25,840
We know what we're doing.

3670
02:00:26,420 --> 02:00:27,310
We're not scared of this cat

3671
02:00:27,310 --> 02:00:27,920
either.

3672
02:00:33,720 --> 02:00:34,440
Get the drink.

3673
02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:35,420
I will.

3674
02:00:36,140 --> 02:00:36,680
You're not going to scare me

3675
02:00:36,680 --> 02:00:37,500
now you can't.

3676
02:00:44,820 --> 02:00:45,140
Ha.

3677
02:00:46,920 --> 02:00:47,280
Ha.

3678
02:00:47,540 --> 02:00:48,520
Cat Stevens.

3679
02:00:50,160 --> 02:00:51,240
Yusuf Islam.

3680
02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:53,870
He just got Yusuf Islamed

3681
02:00:53,870 --> 02:00:55,560
outside man.

3682
02:00:56,160 --> 02:00:56,740
Pure fucking.

3683
02:00:57,060 --> 02:00:58,080
Pure Stephenites.

3684
02:00:58,760 --> 02:01:00,100
Thank you very much there Aaron

3685
02:01:00,100 --> 02:01:00,760
Flood.

3686
02:01:02,140 --> 02:01:04,310
Unbelievable to have the Floodmeister

3687
02:01:04,310 --> 02:01:07,010
General back in the situation

3688
02:01:07,010 --> 02:01:07,880
room.

3689
02:01:08,440 --> 02:01:09,660
I hope you're doing well.

3690
02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:09,740
I hope you're doing well.

3691
02:01:10,780 --> 02:01:12,300
And that you're not too aggrieved

3692
02:01:12,300 --> 02:01:14,080
by this horror show of a

3693
02:01:14,080 --> 02:01:15,820
performance here.

3694
02:01:16,080 --> 02:01:17,390
But you have to admit I'm doing

3695
02:01:17,390 --> 02:01:18,600
the gods honestly.

3696
02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:21,760
I'm doing the best I can here.

3697
02:01:25,420 --> 02:01:26,260
Lovely stuff.

3698
02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:28,020
We'll number five it as well.

3699
02:01:30,020 --> 02:01:35,140
Yeah.

3700
02:01:36,480 --> 02:01:37,280
Hang a left.

3701
02:01:37,900 --> 02:01:38,600
We've been into the locker

3702
02:01:38,600 --> 02:01:39,120
rooms.

3703
02:01:39,240 --> 02:01:40,140
Fuck all of the cats.

3704
02:01:40,220 --> 02:01:40,890
So we'll go to the two

3705
02:01:40,890 --> 02:01:42,120
classrooms and the library.

3706
02:01:42,300 --> 02:01:43,100
There's a chem lab.

3707
02:01:44,820 --> 02:01:46,000
Around the corner as well.

3708
02:01:46,580 --> 02:01:47,260
Oh great stuff.

3709
02:01:47,360 --> 02:01:48,040
More of these cunts.

3710
02:01:48,300 --> 02:01:48,760
Great stuff.

3711
02:01:49,320 --> 02:01:49,740
Love it.

3712
02:01:49,840 --> 02:01:50,180
Love it.

3713
02:01:50,720 --> 02:01:51,800
I love these guys.

3714
02:01:51,900 --> 02:01:52,740
They're really nice.

3715
02:01:53,560 --> 02:01:54,180
Fuck you.

3716
02:01:55,060 --> 02:01:56,300
Just try and fall.

3717
02:01:56,600 --> 02:01:58,000
Like run away from them.

3718
02:01:58,860 --> 02:01:59,620
And then there's more down here

3719
02:01:59,620 --> 02:02:00,220
as well.

3720
02:02:09,660 --> 02:02:10,100
Okay.

3721
02:02:10,240 --> 02:02:10,840
First right.

3722
02:02:11,020 --> 02:02:11,480
Classroom.

3723
02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:12,060
First right.

3724
02:02:18,140 --> 02:02:18,660
Come on.

3725
02:02:18,760 --> 02:02:19,860
What's going on?

3726
02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:22,580
Fuck you.

3727
02:02:22,580 --> 02:02:25,260
Fuck you.

3728
02:02:28,260 --> 02:02:29,440
For fuck's sake.

3729
02:02:30,320 --> 02:02:31,120
Sorry about this.

3730
02:02:42,500 --> 02:02:43,780
I'm just saving the bullets.

3731
02:02:43,920 --> 02:02:44,830
I don't want to waste any

3732
02:02:44,830 --> 02:02:45,640
bullets here.

3733
02:02:46,700 --> 02:02:47,860
Nine one cut.

3734
02:02:48,560 --> 02:02:49,720
Do these letters on the board

3735
02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:50,960
mean anything?

3736
02:02:51,420 --> 02:02:52,120
Is it a puzzle?

3737
02:02:52,260 --> 02:02:52,880
Is it a riddle?

3738
02:02:54,300 --> 02:02:54,700
Wolf.

3739
02:02:59,440 --> 02:03:00,340
Get a health run.

3740
02:03:00,540 --> 02:03:01,600
Get a little kombucha.

3741
02:03:06,500 --> 02:03:06,940
Kombuchinho.

3742
02:03:08,380 --> 02:03:09,560
Anything else in here, no?

3743
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:14,720
Brief respite from the horror.

3744
02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:19,500
Crucifix of Christ on the wall.

3745
02:03:19,780 --> 02:03:20,140
The back.

3746
02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:22,980
Fat load of use that is now.

3747
02:03:23,120 --> 02:03:24,150
I thought that was going to

3748
02:03:24,150 --> 02:03:25,110
protect us from the evil

3749
02:03:25,110 --> 02:03:25,620
spirits.

3750
02:03:25,800 --> 02:03:27,180
Turns out, does nothing.

3751
02:03:35,320 --> 02:03:34,900
We're into the first door on

3752
02:03:34,900 --> 02:03:37,640
the right.

3753
02:03:37,640 --> 02:03:39,100
There's a library. Go in it.

3754
02:03:45,140 --> 02:03:47,440
Another situation here.

3755
02:03:48,840 --> 02:03:50,000
I would imagine.

3756
02:03:50,000 --> 02:03:53,080
The usual suspects around the

3757
02:03:53,080 --> 02:03:55,700
corner, I'd imagine.

3758
02:04:04,240 --> 02:04:06,180
And a first aid kit. Handy.

3759
02:04:15,660 --> 02:04:14,590
I'm going to get out the nine

3760
02:04:14,590 --> 02:04:17,180
here.

3761
02:04:18,020 --> 02:04:19,460
We need to pack a piece.

3762
02:04:19,460 --> 02:04:22,080
Pack a piecey.

3763
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:30,600
You can't reload without going

3764
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:35,240
into the menu.

3765
02:04:35,380 --> 02:04:37,320
That just adds to the terror.

3766
02:04:37,660 --> 02:04:38,520
What I'll do is I'll run there

3767
02:04:38,520 --> 02:04:39,670
and then turn around and run

3768
02:04:39,670 --> 02:04:40,040
away.

3769
02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:41,840
Hopefully I'll draw them out.

3770
02:04:42,580 --> 02:04:42,840
Come on.

3771
02:04:42,840 --> 02:04:42,900
Come on.

3772
02:04:43,700 --> 02:04:44,840
Come on.

3773
02:04:44,840 --> 02:04:53,340
It's not working.

3774
02:04:53,340 --> 02:04:53,340
It's not working.

3775
02:05:02,940 --> 02:05:04,020
Genuinely disturbing.

3776
02:05:05,020 --> 02:05:05,960
Fucking hell.

3777
02:05:05,960 --> 02:05:11,000
I thought this game was shit.

3778
02:05:11,060 --> 02:05:12,580
I thought like there's no way

3779
02:05:12,580 --> 02:05:14,150
this would be more scary than

3780
02:05:14,150 --> 02:05:15,630
any of like the new modern

3781
02:05:15,630 --> 02:05:16,580
graphic stuff.

3782
02:05:17,840 --> 02:05:18,620
Fucking weird.

3783
02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:19,880
The squeaks out of them as well.

3784
02:05:20,840 --> 02:05:23,270
All I can say is steel pipe

3785
02:05:23,270 --> 02:05:24,200
time.

3786
02:05:25,580 --> 02:05:26,100
1999.

3787
02:05:28,420 --> 02:05:29,620
My time to shine.

3788
02:05:29,620 --> 02:05:29,620
My time to shine.

3789
02:05:29,620 --> 02:05:29,620
My time to shine.

3790
02:05:38,620 --> 02:05:42,620
They are fucking weird, man.

3791
02:05:45,540 --> 02:05:46,380
Save it.

3792
02:05:46,380 --> 02:05:59,240
Look at the stance.

3793
02:06:03,580 --> 02:06:04,580
It won't work.

3794
02:06:12,580 --> 02:06:13,720
What do I do?

3795
02:06:17,060 --> 02:06:17,940
What if...

3796
02:06:17,940 --> 02:06:19,680
Maybe they don't hurt you if

3797
02:06:19,680 --> 02:06:21,570
you walk into them and it'll be

3798
02:06:21,570 --> 02:06:22,180
okay.

3799
02:06:25,320 --> 02:06:26,060
Shadow baby.

3800
02:06:27,820 --> 02:06:29,040
It's just one of them, is it?

3801
02:06:29,040 --> 02:06:29,720
Yeah.

3802
02:06:48,440 --> 02:06:49,100
He's gone.

3803
02:06:49,480 --> 02:06:50,420
Maybe I fucking did it.

3804
02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:52,900
They don't like that.

3805
02:06:53,020 --> 02:06:53,930
They don't like it when you

3806
02:06:53,930 --> 02:06:55,110
fucking swing the fucking big

3807
02:06:55,110 --> 02:06:55,760
steel pipe.

3808
02:06:55,900 --> 02:06:56,660
That's the main thing.

3809
02:06:57,960 --> 02:06:59,240
No special bucks here.

3810
02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:04,520
School, huh?

3811
02:07:06,380 --> 02:07:07,080
Fucking hell.

3812
02:07:07,540 --> 02:07:07,940
Terrifying.

3813
02:07:11,260 --> 02:07:10,860
Was that meant to be some sort

3814
02:07:10,860 --> 02:07:14,260
of representation of...

3815
02:07:14,260 --> 02:07:16,160
Of evil or something?

3816
02:07:17,640 --> 02:07:18,560
And we've got more in here now,

3817
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:19,460
have we?

3818
02:07:20,000 --> 02:07:21,200
More psychological torment

3819
02:07:21,200 --> 02:07:22,760
around the next corner.

3820
02:07:23,600 --> 02:07:24,040
Oh, no.

3821
02:07:25,940 --> 02:07:27,580
Just standard goblins.

3822
02:07:27,580 --> 02:07:29,920
Standard cunts in that room.

3823
02:07:31,140 --> 02:07:31,820
But we'll go back in and we'll

3824
02:07:31,820 --> 02:07:34,040
fucking make hands of that cut.

3825
02:07:35,340 --> 02:07:36,860
Make hands of this fucker.

3826
02:07:37,680 --> 02:07:38,800
Because he's slow.

3827
02:07:38,960 --> 02:07:39,700
He's morose.

3828
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:40,540
He's doable.

3829
02:07:40,720 --> 02:07:41,800
He's manageable, this cut.

3830
02:07:42,980 --> 02:07:44,080
Let's get ready for him.

3831
02:07:47,180 --> 02:07:48,080
McElroy stance.

3832
02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:54,000
Easy meat.

3833
02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:54,000
Easy meat.

3834
02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:54,000
Easy meat.

3835
02:08:01,500 --> 02:08:02,160
Lovely stuff.

3836
02:08:03,340 --> 02:08:04,040
That's nice.

3837
02:08:13,720 --> 02:08:14,790
Always good to see you again,

3838
02:08:14,790 --> 02:08:15,220
France.

3839
02:08:15,400 --> 02:08:16,570
Also, the birds mentioned in

3840
02:08:16,570 --> 02:08:17,870
the riddle are the keys on the

3841
02:08:17,870 --> 02:08:19,500
piano when you get access to it.

3842
02:08:19,580 --> 02:08:20,560
Good man yourself.

3843
02:08:21,560 --> 02:08:22,740
Flood, Meister General.

3844
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:25,450
Flooding the inbox with nothing

3845
02:08:25,450 --> 02:08:28,440
but pure pace-filled typology.

3846
02:08:31,940 --> 02:08:33,080
How am I meant to know how to

3847
02:08:33,080 --> 02:08:34,500
fucking hit notes on a piano?

3848
02:08:35,460 --> 02:08:35,740
Do you know?

3849
02:08:38,400 --> 02:08:39,650
I suppose we'll learn that in

3850
02:08:39,650 --> 02:08:40,840
time.

3851
02:08:43,320 --> 02:08:44,660
Chemistry lab.

3852
02:08:44,720 --> 02:08:45,940
This was an important lab.

3853
02:08:46,160 --> 02:08:47,480
The laboratory was in the riddle

3854
02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:48,300
downstairs.

3855
02:08:48,980 --> 02:08:49,620
The Jimmy riddle.

3856
02:08:52,300 --> 02:08:53,640
And there's some bullets there.

3857
02:08:54,620 --> 02:08:55,600
On the desk.

3858
02:08:55,800 --> 02:08:57,420
And a crowbar maybe, perhaps?

3859
02:08:57,580 --> 02:08:57,720
No?

3860
02:08:58,000 --> 02:08:58,680
No, it's a tap.

3861
02:09:01,220 --> 02:09:02,140
Dissecting a frog.

3862
02:09:02,420 --> 02:09:03,220
Bisecting a frog.

3863
02:09:03,280 --> 02:09:04,240
And there's a goat's head.

3864
02:09:05,820 --> 02:09:06,760
On the desk.

3865
02:09:07,060 --> 02:09:07,660
Or a hand.

3866
02:09:08,480 --> 02:09:09,180
Which is great stuff.

3867
02:09:09,920 --> 02:09:10,660
Cousin it.

3868
02:09:10,920 --> 02:09:11,960
Or thing.

3869
02:09:13,300 --> 02:09:14,120
Creepy clown.

3870
02:09:17,220 --> 02:09:18,360
Nothing from the pipe.

3871
02:09:20,860 --> 02:09:22,680
Statue of an old man's hand.

3872
02:09:23,620 --> 02:09:25,180
The fist shut tight.

3873
02:09:25,300 --> 02:09:26,600
The fist shut tight.

3874
02:09:27,000 --> 02:09:28,420
As if never to let go.

3875
02:09:29,400 --> 02:09:30,140
Nothing a pipe wouldn't sort

3876
02:09:30,140 --> 02:09:31,680
out if you let me at it, you

3877
02:09:31,680 --> 02:09:32,280
know?

3878
02:09:33,500 --> 02:09:35,160
Whatever's in that fucking...

3879
02:09:35,160 --> 02:09:36,740
Pam with the pipe.

3880
02:09:38,260 --> 02:09:39,230
It's not gonna come alive now,

3881
02:09:39,230 --> 02:09:39,940
is it?

3882
02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:41,270
Don't tell me that fucking

3883
02:09:41,270 --> 02:09:42,900
thing starts doing a...

3884
02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:44,520
A thing.

3885
02:09:44,840 --> 02:09:46,620
And starts crawling after you.

3886
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:50,340
I would not be happy with that.

3887
02:09:50,440 --> 02:09:52,900
That would not be top of my, uh...

3888
02:09:54,040 --> 02:09:55,060
Wish list for this afternoon,

3889
02:09:55,060 --> 02:09:56,280
this evening.

3890
02:09:56,500 --> 02:09:57,180
That's for sure.

3891
02:10:04,500 --> 02:10:05,500
Sheer terror here.

3892
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:05,500
Oh.

3893
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:08,020
Would be, uh...

3894
02:10:08,020 --> 02:10:09,150
Well, it would happen if that

3895
02:10:09,150 --> 02:10:10,200
thing runs after me now.

3896
02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:15,720
Anything else in here at all?

3897
02:10:15,720 --> 02:10:15,720
No.

3898
02:10:25,720 --> 02:10:28,400
Tight squeeze down there.

3899
02:10:28,400 --> 02:10:28,400
Okay.

3900
02:10:28,400 --> 02:10:33,180
That opens up.

3901
02:10:33,400 --> 02:10:34,620
That fucking opens up.

3902
02:10:34,860 --> 02:10:35,840
Statue of hand.

3903
02:10:36,280 --> 02:10:37,980
Lab equipment next door.

3904
02:10:45,460 --> 02:10:46,420
Oh, great.

3905
02:10:46,420 --> 02:10:46,420
Great.

3906
02:10:46,420 --> 02:10:46,500
Great.

3907
02:10:46,500 --> 02:10:46,800
Great.

3908
02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:47,400
Great stuff.

3909
02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:48,440
Great stuff.

3910
02:10:50,540 --> 02:10:51,480
I can't see.

3911
02:10:51,660 --> 02:10:52,560
It's claustrophobic.

3912
02:10:52,640 --> 02:10:53,280
I can't see.

3913
02:10:55,140 --> 02:10:56,100
I can't see.

3914
02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:04,420
I thought that little picture

3915
02:11:04,420 --> 02:11:05,360
there was a goon.

3916
02:11:06,420 --> 02:11:07,080
It's on the ground.

3917
02:11:07,520 --> 02:11:08,120
It's not.

3918
02:11:08,180 --> 02:11:08,620
It's a picture.

3919
02:11:19,720 --> 02:11:20,600
That looks good.

3920
02:11:21,160 --> 02:11:21,540
Chemical.

3921
02:11:22,080 --> 02:11:23,120
Maybe use it on the hand.

3922
02:11:23,540 --> 02:11:24,790
Maybe it's acid and it'll burn

3923
02:11:24,790 --> 02:11:26,410
the skin and flesh away and it'll

3924
02:11:26,410 --> 02:11:26,780
open up.

3925
02:11:27,140 --> 02:11:27,720
Health drinks.

3926
02:11:28,360 --> 02:11:28,900
Glucose.

3927
02:11:29,420 --> 02:11:29,800
Take it.

3928
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:31,640
Take the glucose, glad.

3929
02:11:33,320 --> 02:11:34,260
Why wouldn't you take fucking

3930
02:11:34,260 --> 02:11:35,360
glucose?

3931
02:11:35,360 --> 02:11:38,210
On a day like today, the day he's

3932
02:11:38,210 --> 02:11:39,200
having.

3933
02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:41,030
You'd want all the sugar you

3934
02:11:41,030 --> 02:11:41,960
could get.

3935
02:11:43,700 --> 02:11:44,800
Simple sugars.

3936
02:11:44,800 --> 02:11:45,800
Fuck.

3937
02:11:51,340 --> 02:11:52,600
And now another goblin.

3938
02:11:53,140 --> 02:11:54,080
I can hear him.

3939
02:11:54,520 --> 02:11:55,000
There he is.

3940
02:11:55,160 --> 02:11:55,940
He's fast, this one.

3941
02:11:56,240 --> 02:11:56,860
We need to run.

3942
02:11:57,980 --> 02:11:58,420
Oh!

3943
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:07,450
Maybe you pour acid, I hope, on

3944
02:12:07,450 --> 02:12:13,200
the fucking hand.

3945
02:12:13,200 --> 02:12:15,400
Oh, we're in the wrong room.

3946
02:12:15,480 --> 02:12:17,040
Why does it do that scary

3947
02:12:17,040 --> 02:12:18,850
ambient tone when there's

3948
02:12:18,850 --> 02:12:20,160
nothing there?

3949
02:12:20,620 --> 02:12:21,940
It's just messing with my head.

3950
02:12:22,360 --> 02:12:23,100
There's no reason.

3951
02:12:23,900 --> 02:12:24,940
There's no need for it.

3952
02:12:25,960 --> 02:12:26,360
Now.

3953
02:12:28,120 --> 02:12:28,840
Do you like acid?

3954
02:12:30,700 --> 02:12:31,630
You're about to get fucking

3955
02:12:31,630 --> 02:12:32,780
acidic.

3956
02:12:34,240 --> 02:12:34,800
Chemicals.

3957
02:12:35,140 --> 02:12:38,250
It reads concentrated hydrochloric

3958
02:12:38,250 --> 02:12:40,860
acid found in the lab equipment

3959
02:12:40,860 --> 02:12:41,620
room.

3960
02:12:53,620 --> 02:12:54,420
Lovely stuff.

3961
02:12:54,980 --> 02:12:56,130
That's a gold medallion, ladies

3962
02:12:56,130 --> 02:12:57,120
and gentlemen.

3963
02:12:57,300 --> 02:12:57,980
A gold medallion.

3964
02:12:59,100 --> 02:13:00,560
We can get the fuck out of here.

3965
02:13:00,680 --> 02:13:01,060
Save it.

3966
02:13:01,120 --> 02:13:01,760
Number five.

3967
02:13:06,380 --> 02:13:07,260
Oh, God.

3968
02:13:09,560 --> 02:13:10,980
Have a day off.

3969
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:17,860
Classroom's done.

3970
02:13:19,240 --> 02:13:20,280
We need to go upstairs.

3971
02:13:20,380 --> 02:13:22,300
We need to messy past these two

3972
02:13:22,300 --> 02:13:23,480
now, though.

3973
02:13:32,480 --> 02:13:33,460
They're just scum.

3974
02:13:34,280 --> 02:13:35,540
There's no other word for it.

3975
02:13:35,580 --> 02:13:36,280
They're just scum.

3976
02:13:37,100 --> 02:13:37,850
What we'll do is up here,

3977
02:13:37,850 --> 02:13:40,000
straight into the number five.

3978
02:13:44,660 --> 02:13:45,860
Well, that's great.

3979
02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:48,700
Maybe there's a basement.

3980
02:13:48,980 --> 02:13:49,300
Jax.

3981
02:13:50,720 --> 02:13:51,120
Something.

3982
02:13:51,280 --> 02:13:52,280
Something we need to do with

3983
02:13:52,280 --> 02:13:53,280
that fucking medal.

3984
02:13:53,540 --> 02:13:54,360
That's what we just got.

3985
02:13:54,500 --> 02:13:55,570
Put that into the clock

3986
02:13:55,570 --> 02:13:56,380
downstairs.

3987
02:13:56,980 --> 02:13:57,980
Picture of a clock tower.

3988
02:13:58,380 --> 02:13:59,300
Engraved on the surface.

3989
02:13:59,480 --> 02:14:00,520
Found in the chemistry lab.

3990
02:14:00,580 --> 02:14:01,630
Let's get down to that clock

3991
02:14:01,630 --> 02:14:02,200
tower now.

3992
02:14:02,900 --> 02:14:03,830
Stick that gold medal into the

3993
02:14:03,830 --> 02:14:05,440
clock and see how we get on.

3994
02:14:06,660 --> 02:14:07,460
Seems to be the right thing to

3995
02:14:07,460 --> 02:14:07,920
do.

3996
02:14:07,920 --> 02:14:37,900
We'll be right back.

3997
02:14:37,900 --> 02:14:44,940
Silver.

3998
02:14:44,940 --> 02:14:44,980
Silver.

3999
02:14:45,740 --> 02:14:46,540
Or gold.

4000
02:14:46,800 --> 02:14:47,500
Silver moon.

4001
02:14:48,300 --> 02:14:49,940
So the piano knocks the silver.

4002
02:14:51,520 --> 02:14:52,000
Come on.

4003
02:15:04,240 --> 02:15:05,160
Something's happened.

4004
02:15:05,340 --> 02:15:05,900
That's for sure.

4005
02:15:06,160 --> 02:15:07,040
I don't know what, though.

4006
02:15:07,040 --> 02:15:11,420
Ran into a wall there.

4007
02:15:14,080 --> 02:15:25,160
Head up the door to the clock

4008
02:15:25,160 --> 02:15:28,720
tower.

4009
02:15:29,200 --> 02:15:30,300
The door to the clock tower.

4010
02:15:30,640 --> 02:15:31,990
As in the little door on the

4011
02:15:31,990 --> 02:15:33,840
front of the clock tower.

4012
02:15:33,920 --> 02:15:35,410
I thought that there's no point

4013
02:15:35,410 --> 02:15:36,730
unless you've got the other

4014
02:15:36,730 --> 02:15:37,800
medal to put in it.

4015
02:15:39,000 --> 02:15:39,900
I must be wrong.

4016
02:15:40,960 --> 02:15:41,620
Save it.

4017
02:15:42,960 --> 02:15:53,400
It's locked.

4018
02:15:53,400 --> 02:15:55,700
The hands are stopped at 12.

4019
02:15:56,500 --> 02:15:57,400
So now...

4020
02:15:57,400 --> 02:15:59,080
That's another room we need to

4021
02:15:59,080 --> 02:16:00,220
go to, isn't it?

4022
02:16:00,220 --> 02:16:00,600
12.

4023
02:16:01,140 --> 02:16:02,420
Back to the riddle room.

4024
02:16:03,480 --> 02:16:04,440
Riddle me this.

4025
02:16:04,440 --> 02:16:07,800
Half past stink.

4026
02:16:07,860 --> 02:16:11,060
It's 12 o'clock now.

4027
02:16:11,360 --> 02:16:13,130
What does that mean for us in

4028
02:16:13,130 --> 02:16:14,260
real terms?

4029
02:16:16,000 --> 02:16:16,440
10.

4030
02:16:16,600 --> 02:16:17,460
We don't need that.

4031
02:16:22,460 --> 02:16:22,860
5.

4032
02:16:22,860 --> 02:16:22,860
5.

4033
02:16:22,860 --> 02:16:23,640
Fuck that.

4034
02:16:27,680 --> 02:16:28,160
12.

4035
02:16:28,160 --> 02:16:29,560
Place with songs and sound.

4036
02:16:29,620 --> 02:16:30,380
The piano room.

4037
02:16:31,820 --> 02:16:34,220
Okay, so will that have opened

4038
02:16:34,220 --> 02:16:36,460
the lock to the piano box?

4039
02:16:50,460 --> 02:16:51,100
Fuck.

4040
02:17:00,220 --> 02:17:01,420
How is it locked?

4041
02:17:01,420 --> 02:17:03,960
Have we been fucking done in

4042
02:17:03,960 --> 02:17:04,780
here?

4043
02:17:05,440 --> 02:17:06,360
You need to go through there.

4044
02:17:07,940 --> 02:17:11,090
I think it's piano room, isn't

4045
02:17:11,090 --> 02:17:12,060
it?

4046
02:17:12,060 --> 02:17:13,220
It said something about music.

4047
02:17:29,820 --> 02:17:47,160
Oh, stay to you.

4048
02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:49,920
He's got me now, hasn't he?

4049
02:17:52,060 --> 02:17:53,380
He's gonna get killed, though.

4050
02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:07,040
Piano time.

4051
02:18:08,180 --> 02:18:09,400
Stevie Wonder time.

4052
02:18:09,400 --> 02:18:18,590
Yes, unlocked blood-smattered

4053
02:18:18,590 --> 02:18:20,920
keys.

4054
02:18:22,120 --> 02:18:23,070
There's blood on some of the

4055
02:18:23,070 --> 02:18:23,780
keys.

4056
02:18:24,340 --> 02:18:25,340
Does this mean anything?

4057
02:18:25,660 --> 02:18:26,400
Check the piano.

4058
02:18:26,540 --> 02:18:26,680
Yeah.

4059
02:18:28,620 --> 02:18:31,060
Now, the riddle is about the...

4060
02:18:31,060 --> 02:18:34,800
Yeah, I'll turn it down,

4061
02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:38,890
because this could go on for a

4062
02:18:38,890 --> 02:18:41,020
little bit.

4063
02:18:41,120 --> 02:18:41,700
It could get annoying.

4064
02:18:44,100 --> 02:18:44,840
That doesn't work.

4065
02:18:46,840 --> 02:18:48,240
I'm not gonna read the chat,

4066
02:18:48,240 --> 02:18:49,240
just in case you're trying to

4067
02:18:49,240 --> 02:18:50,200
tell me they...

4068
02:18:50,200 --> 02:18:51,680
Look at that.

4069
02:18:51,680 --> 02:18:52,760
You can see which keys have the

4070
02:18:52,760 --> 02:18:53,400
blood on them.

4071
02:18:57,400 --> 02:18:57,960
So that's not...

4072
02:18:57,960 --> 02:18:59,140
Doesn't make sense.

4073
02:18:59,640 --> 02:19:00,210
Let's go and have a look here

4074
02:19:00,210 --> 02:19:01,440
and see what we're dealing with

4075
02:19:01,440 --> 02:19:01,880
here.

4076
02:19:02,880 --> 02:19:03,880
Try and break it down.

4077
02:19:03,960 --> 02:19:04,160
Good luck.

4078
02:19:04,260 --> 02:19:04,460
Come on.

4079
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:05,040
Take it down.

4080
02:19:05,400 --> 02:19:05,940
Written in blood.

4081
02:19:06,080 --> 02:19:06,720
Tale of the birds.

4082
02:19:07,680 --> 02:19:09,520
First flew the greedy pelican.

4083
02:19:10,100 --> 02:19:11,180
Eager for the reward.

4084
02:19:11,600 --> 02:19:12,700
White wings flailing.

4085
02:19:13,040 --> 02:19:13,660
So it's a white.

4086
02:19:14,260 --> 02:19:15,880
Then came a silent dove.

4087
02:19:16,640 --> 02:19:17,200
Flying...

4088
02:19:17,200 --> 02:19:18,680
So it's, uh...

4089
02:19:18,680 --> 02:19:19,700
Is it the colour of the birds,

4090
02:19:19,700 --> 02:19:20,040
is it?

4091
02:19:20,060 --> 02:19:21,010
Because a dove would be white,

4092
02:19:21,010 --> 02:19:21,240
no?

4093
02:19:21,660 --> 02:19:22,770
Then came the silent dove

4094
02:19:22,770 --> 02:19:24,600
flying above the pelican.

4095
02:19:24,900 --> 02:19:25,960
As far as he could.

4096
02:19:26,520 --> 02:19:27,040
Come on now.

4097
02:19:27,140 --> 02:19:27,340
Think.

4098
02:19:27,420 --> 02:19:28,200
Use your brain, man.

4099
02:19:28,260 --> 02:19:28,580
Come on.

4100
02:19:29,660 --> 02:19:30,780
Then came a silent dove.

4101
02:19:30,780 --> 02:19:32,020
So a greedy pelican.

4102
02:19:32,340 --> 02:19:33,140
Silent dove.

4103
02:19:35,000 --> 02:19:35,400
Raven.

4104
02:19:36,060 --> 02:19:37,100
It's about black and white

4105
02:19:37,100 --> 02:19:38,000
birds, isn't it?

4106
02:19:38,460 --> 02:19:39,750
A raven fly is in flying higher

4107
02:19:39,750 --> 02:19:40,480
than a dove.

4108
02:19:40,540 --> 02:19:41,100
So it's pitch.

4109
02:19:41,340 --> 02:19:41,680
Higher.

4110
02:19:41,820 --> 02:19:42,600
Higher in pitch.

4111
02:19:43,040 --> 02:19:43,340
Okay?

4112
02:19:44,260 --> 02:19:45,240
Just to show that he can.

4113
02:19:45,320 --> 02:19:46,440
A swan glides in to find a

4114
02:19:46,440 --> 02:19:47,960
peaceful spot next to another

4115
02:19:47,960 --> 02:19:48,480
bird.

4116
02:19:50,280 --> 02:19:52,020
Finally comes a crow.

4117
02:19:53,580 --> 02:19:54,940
Coming quickly to a stop.

4118
02:19:55,080 --> 02:19:56,160
Yawning and then napping.

4119
02:19:56,280 --> 02:19:57,520
Who will show the way?

4120
02:19:57,680 --> 02:19:58,760
Who will be the key?

4121
02:19:59,120 --> 02:20:00,520
Who will lead to the silver

4122
02:20:00,520 --> 02:20:01,260
reward?

4123
02:20:01,940 --> 02:20:02,560
Come on, man.

4124
02:20:02,740 --> 02:20:03,560
Think about this.

4125
02:20:04,000 --> 02:20:04,720
Think about this.

4126
02:20:04,780 --> 02:20:05,480
You've got this.

4127
02:20:06,160 --> 02:20:07,180
You've got this, man.

4128
02:20:07,260 --> 02:20:07,600
Come on.

4129
02:20:08,500 --> 02:20:09,140
You've got this.

4130
02:20:09,200 --> 02:20:10,460
A tale of birds without a voice.

4131
02:20:11,500 --> 02:20:12,320
Without a voice.

4132
02:20:12,440 --> 02:20:13,900
So are we hitting the keys that

4133
02:20:13,900 --> 02:20:14,900
don't make sound?

4134
02:20:15,320 --> 02:20:16,200
Is that what we're dealing with

4135
02:20:16,200 --> 02:20:16,560
here?

4136
02:20:17,120 --> 02:20:18,920
So we've got pelican is white.

4137
02:20:20,400 --> 02:20:21,540
Dove is white.

4138
02:20:25,200 --> 02:20:26,160
Raven is black.

4139
02:20:28,500 --> 02:20:29,420
Swan is white.

4140
02:20:29,420 --> 02:20:29,460
Swan is white.

4141
02:20:29,460 --> 02:20:29,460
Swan is white.

4142
02:20:29,460 --> 02:20:29,460
Swan is white.

4143
02:20:32,840 --> 02:20:33,840
Crow is black.

4144
02:20:34,640 --> 02:20:38,250
So white, white, black, white,

4145
02:20:38,250 --> 02:20:39,040
black.

4146
02:20:39,280 --> 02:20:40,890
White, white, black, white,

4147
02:20:40,890 --> 02:20:41,480
black.

4148
02:20:41,560 --> 02:20:42,920
Let's see that again one more

4149
02:20:42,920 --> 02:20:43,880
time in my mind.

4150
02:20:45,760 --> 02:20:49,280
White, white, black, white,

4151
02:20:49,280 --> 02:20:50,860
black.

4152
02:20:53,100 --> 02:20:54,100
White, white, black, white,

4153
02:20:54,100 --> 02:20:55,100
black.

4154
02:20:55,240 --> 02:20:56,660
White, white, black, white,

4155
02:20:56,660 --> 02:20:57,140
black.

4156
02:20:57,320 --> 02:20:58,720
White, white, black, white,

4157
02:20:58,720 --> 02:20:59,160
black.

4158
02:20:59,400 --> 02:21:00,720
White, white, black, white,

4159
02:21:00,720 --> 02:21:01,220
black.

4160
02:21:01,480 --> 02:21:02,780
White, white, black, white,

4161
02:21:02,780 --> 02:21:03,280
black.

4162
02:21:03,360 --> 02:21:04,510
And it's the ones that don't

4163
02:21:04,510 --> 02:21:05,220
have a voice.

4164
02:21:05,480 --> 02:21:07,250
So there's keys that don't make

4165
02:21:07,250 --> 02:21:07,960
a sound.

4166
02:21:08,220 --> 02:21:09,340
Nobody move, please.

4167
02:21:09,740 --> 02:21:10,800
Nobody move, please.

4168
02:21:11,680 --> 02:21:12,560
Let's just see which ones don't

4169
02:21:12,560 --> 02:21:13,520
make a sound.

4170
02:21:13,600 --> 02:21:14,160
So that makes a sound.

4171
02:21:15,100 --> 02:21:15,660
That doesn't.

4172
02:21:16,440 --> 02:21:17,100
That doesn't.

4173
02:21:18,320 --> 02:21:19,400
These two are in our fucking

4174
02:21:19,400 --> 02:21:20,620
shortlist.

4175
02:21:31,380 --> 02:21:30,680
Oh man, I can't remember which

4176
02:21:30,680 --> 02:21:33,040
ones.

4177
02:21:33,280 --> 02:21:34,430
I need to put stickers on the

4178
02:21:34,430 --> 02:21:35,160
fucking screen

4179
02:21:35,160 --> 02:21:36,250
to remember which ones don't

4180
02:21:36,250 --> 02:21:36,900
make a sound.

4181
02:21:39,400 --> 02:21:40,040
Pfft.

4182
02:21:40,040 --> 02:21:40,640
Okay, sweet.

4183
02:21:50,220 --> 02:21:51,320
So these, these.

4184
02:21:51,560 --> 02:21:51,860
Wait a sec.

4185
02:21:51,940 --> 02:21:52,280
So that.

4186
02:21:53,820 --> 02:21:54,680
It's fine.

4187
02:21:56,440 --> 02:21:57,200
Ignore these.

4188
02:21:57,200 --> 02:21:57,220
Ignore these.

4189
02:21:57,220 --> 02:21:57,620
One.

4190
02:21:58,320 --> 02:21:58,780
Two.

4191
02:21:59,160 --> 02:21:59,620
Three.

4192
02:22:00,180 --> 02:22:00,760
Four.

4193
02:22:01,480 --> 02:22:02,000
Five.

4194
02:22:02,220 --> 02:22:02,560
Okay.

4195
02:22:02,640 --> 02:22:03,340
So take that.

4196
02:22:03,860 --> 02:22:04,740
These two.

4197
02:22:05,260 --> 02:22:05,440
Look.

4198
02:22:05,640 --> 02:22:06,320
These two.

4199
02:22:07,640 --> 02:22:08,180
And this.

4200
02:22:09,320 --> 02:22:10,040
And maybe this.

4201
02:22:10,880 --> 02:22:11,160
No.

4202
02:22:13,420 --> 02:22:13,700
Yeah.

4203
02:22:13,780 --> 02:22:14,320
So these two.

4204
02:22:16,320 --> 02:22:16,920
And this.

4205
02:22:17,280 --> 02:22:17,840
These two.

4206
02:22:21,840 --> 02:22:22,700
What about this one?

4207
02:22:24,460 --> 02:22:24,700
No.

4208
02:22:25,180 --> 02:22:25,460
Okay.

4209
02:22:25,520 --> 02:22:25,660
Okay.

4210
02:22:25,740 --> 02:22:25,840
So.

4211
02:22:26,760 --> 02:22:27,120
I've.

4212
02:22:27,320 --> 02:22:28,160
I have.

4213
02:22:28,780 --> 02:22:29,260
Found.

4214
02:22:30,280 --> 02:22:31,220
Four keys.

4215
02:22:31,560 --> 02:22:32,460
That make no noise.

4216
02:22:38,720 --> 02:22:39,820
I found five.

4217
02:22:40,580 --> 02:22:41,100
Great stuff.

4218
02:22:41,960 --> 02:22:42,460
White.

4219
02:22:42,600 --> 02:22:42,960
White.

4220
02:22:43,600 --> 02:22:43,960
Black.

4221
02:22:44,040 --> 02:22:44,180
White.

4222
02:22:44,260 --> 02:22:44,520
Black.

4223
02:22:44,520 --> 02:22:44,560
Black.

4224
02:22:44,600 --> 02:22:45,420
White.

4225
02:22:46,600 --> 02:22:47,080
White.

4226
02:22:47,220 --> 02:22:47,520
White.

4227
02:22:47,720 --> 02:22:49,720
Black, white, black.

4228
02:23:00,720 --> 02:23:00,510
Okay, so let's go with these

4229
02:23:00,510 --> 02:23:03,470
then. Let's go with these then.

4230
02:23:03,470 --> 02:23:04,360
White, white, black, white,

4231
02:23:04,360 --> 02:23:06,720
black. We go... we go white...

4232
02:23:08,720 --> 02:23:10,720
white...

4233
02:23:10,720 --> 02:23:12,720
Please be careful. Please be

4234
02:23:12,720 --> 02:23:12,720
careful.

4235
02:23:12,720 --> 02:23:14,720
Black...

4236
02:23:16,720 --> 02:23:18,720
white, black.

4237
02:23:19,720 --> 02:23:21,720
Nothing happens.

4238
02:23:24,720 --> 02:23:27,410
Nothing happens. White, white,

4239
02:23:27,410 --> 02:23:28,970
black, white, black. So white,

4240
02:23:28,970 --> 02:23:29,720
white...

4241
02:23:30,720 --> 02:23:31,720
Wrong.

4242
02:23:31,720 --> 02:23:32,720
So white...

4243
02:23:32,720 --> 02:23:34,720
white...

4244
02:23:36,720 --> 02:23:38,720
black...

4245
02:23:38,720 --> 02:23:40,720
white...

4246
02:23:42,720 --> 02:23:43,720
black.

4247
02:23:45,720 --> 02:23:48,030
Nothing's happened there. Let's

4248
02:23:48,030 --> 02:23:49,720
think about this for a moment.

4249
02:23:51,720 --> 02:23:52,150
Because there's... now... now

4250
02:23:52,150 --> 02:23:53,870
there's another element to this

4251
02:23:53,870 --> 02:23:55,580
now. Thank you very much Elton

4252
02:23:55,580 --> 02:23:56,720
John for the tip.

4253
02:23:56,720 --> 02:23:57,960
There's another element. It's

4254
02:23:57,960 --> 02:23:58,720
not just...

4255
02:23:59,720 --> 02:24:00,210
the keys. It's like one is

4256
02:24:00,210 --> 02:24:01,750
higher than the next. So we

4257
02:24:01,750 --> 02:24:03,240
need to fucking think about

4258
02:24:03,240 --> 02:24:04,720
this a little bit more.

4259
02:24:04,720 --> 02:24:06,120
"Tale of the birds without a

4260
02:24:06,120 --> 02:24:06,720
voice."

4261
02:24:07,720 --> 02:24:08,020
"First flew the greedy pelican.

4262
02:24:08,020 --> 02:24:08,720
White...

4263
02:24:08,720 --> 02:24:11,690
"Eager for the reward. White

4264
02:24:11,690 --> 02:24:13,720
wings flailing."

4265
02:24:14,720 --> 02:24:16,720
"Then came a silent dove."

4266
02:24:18,720 --> 02:24:19,720
"Flying beyond the pelican."

4267
02:24:20,720 --> 02:24:21,720
So we know...

4268
02:24:22,720 --> 02:24:23,720
"That dove...

4269
02:24:23,720 --> 02:24:24,720
"That dove...

4270
02:24:24,720 --> 02:24:25,720
"comes after the first key."

4271
02:24:25,720 --> 02:24:26,720
"Okay."

4272
02:24:26,720 --> 02:24:27,720
"So we...

4273
02:24:27,720 --> 02:24:28,720
"I think we know those first...

4274
02:24:28,720 --> 02:24:30,720
"Those two whites, that's grand."

4275
02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:30,720
"We know what's...

4276
02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:32,160
"What the deal is with those

4277
02:24:32,160 --> 02:24:32,720
guys."

4278
02:24:33,720 --> 02:24:34,040
"Maybe he flies to the end

4279
02:24:34,040 --> 02:24:34,720
though."

4280
02:24:35,720 --> 02:24:37,720
"Maybe he flies...

4281
02:24:37,720 --> 02:24:38,370
"Maybe he flies to the end

4282
02:24:38,370 --> 02:24:38,720
though."

4283
02:24:38,720 --> 02:24:39,930
"Because flying beyond the pelican

4284
02:24:39,930 --> 02:24:40,720
as far as he could."

4285
02:24:40,720 --> 02:24:42,920
"What does that suggest? Like

4286
02:24:42,920 --> 02:24:44,100
he's fucking going to the end

4287
02:24:44,100 --> 02:24:44,720
or..."

4288
02:24:45,720 --> 02:24:48,720
"A raven flies in."

4289
02:24:49,720 --> 02:24:51,720
"Flying higher than the dove."

4290
02:24:52,720 --> 02:24:54,070
"And where did the... which one

4291
02:24:54,070 --> 02:24:54,720
was the dove?"

4292
02:24:56,720 --> 02:24:58,720
"Higher than the dove."

4293
02:24:59,720 --> 02:25:00,720
"Just to show that he can."

4294
02:25:01,720 --> 02:25:11,720
"So the crow comes in."

4295
02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:12,450
"That's... that's an early

4296
02:25:12,450 --> 02:25:12,720
black."

4297
02:25:13,720 --> 02:25:15,720
"That's a real early black."

4298
02:25:15,720 --> 02:25:16,720
"Maybe the first black."

4299
02:25:19,720 --> 02:25:20,720
"Maybe the first black."

4300
02:25:21,720 --> 02:25:23,720
"Let's read it black again."

4301
02:25:24,720 --> 02:25:25,720
"One more."

4302
02:25:27,720 --> 02:25:28,720
"First flew the greedy pelican."

4303
02:25:28,720 --> 02:25:30,720
"Okay, eager for the reward."

4304
02:25:30,720 --> 02:25:31,720
"Eager for it."

4305
02:25:32,720 --> 02:25:33,520
"White wings flailing and

4306
02:25:33,520 --> 02:25:34,720
everything."

4307
02:25:35,720 --> 02:25:36,720
"Then came the dove."

4308
02:25:37,720 --> 02:25:39,720
"Flying beyond the pelican."

4309
02:25:40,720 --> 02:25:43,560
"So that white is maybe at the

4310
02:25:43,560 --> 02:25:44,720
end."

4311
02:25:45,720 --> 02:25:46,070
"Okay, so the fucking... it

4312
02:25:46,070 --> 02:25:48,060
goes... okay, so second to last

4313
02:25:48,060 --> 02:25:48,720
white."

4314
02:25:49,720 --> 02:25:50,720
"Then the last white."

4315
02:25:51,720 --> 02:25:54,260
"Is there a black key that goes

4316
02:25:54,260 --> 02:25:57,650
higher than those lads at the

4317
02:25:57,650 --> 02:25:58,720
end?"

4318
02:25:59,720 --> 02:26:00,720
"Fucking hope so."

4319
02:26:00,720 --> 02:26:01,720
"Fucking hope so."

4320
02:26:01,720 --> 02:26:02,720
"Let's have a look."

4321
02:26:02,720 --> 02:26:03,720
"Let me see this."

4322
02:26:03,720 --> 02:26:04,720
"Yes."

4323
02:26:04,720 --> 02:26:05,720
"It would make sense."

4324
02:26:05,720 --> 02:26:06,720
"Okay."

4325
02:26:06,720 --> 02:26:07,090
"Hopefully you can just do it

4326
02:26:07,090 --> 02:26:07,720
in any... like a fucking...

4327
02:26:07,720 --> 02:26:09,720
dial lock."

4328
02:26:09,720 --> 02:26:10,010
"You know, it doesn't matter if

4329
02:26:10,010 --> 02:26:10,270
I hit the wrong ones as long as

4330
02:26:10,270 --> 02:26:10,520
I just hit the right sequence

4331
02:26:10,520 --> 02:26:10,720
here."

4332
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:10,720
"I think the first one, the

4333
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:10,720
greedy pelican flies in right

4334
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:10,720
to the end here."

4335
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:10,720
"Yeah."

4336
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:10,720
"Then the next one flies in not

4337
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:10,720
as far as him here."

4338
02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:11,290
"White wings flailing and

4339
02:26:11,290 --> 02:26:11,720
everything."

4340
02:26:11,720 --> 02:26:12,560
"White wings flailing and

4341
02:26:12,560 --> 02:26:12,720
everything."

4342
02:26:12,720 --> 02:26:13,290
"White wings flailing and

4343
02:26:13,290 --> 02:26:13,720
everything."

4344
02:26:13,720 --> 02:26:14,290
"White wings flailing and

4345
02:26:14,290 --> 02:26:14,720
everything."

4346
02:26:14,720 --> 02:26:15,290
"White wings flailing and

4347
02:26:15,290 --> 02:26:15,720
everything."

4348
02:26:15,720 --> 02:26:16,560
"White wings flailing and

4349
02:26:16,560 --> 02:26:16,720
everything."

4350
02:26:16,720 --> 02:26:17,290
"White wings flailing and

4351
02:26:17,290 --> 02:26:17,720
everything."

4352
02:26:17,720 --> 02:26:18,290
"White wings flailing and

4353
02:26:18,290 --> 02:26:18,720
everything."

4354
02:26:18,720 --> 02:26:19,290
"White wings flailing and

4355
02:26:19,290 --> 02:26:19,720
everything."

4356
02:26:19,720 --> 02:26:20,430
"White wings flailing and

4357
02:26:20,430 --> 02:26:20,720
everything."

4358
02:26:20,720 --> 02:26:21,290
"White wings flailing and

4359
02:26:21,290 --> 02:26:21,720
everything."

4360
02:26:21,720 --> 02:26:22,330
"White wings flailing and

4361
02:26:22,330 --> 02:26:22,720
everything."

4362
02:26:22,720 --> 02:26:23,280
"White wings flailing and

4363
02:26:23,280 --> 02:26:23,720
everything."

4364
02:26:23,720 --> 02:26:24,290
"White wings flailing and

4365
02:26:24,290 --> 02:26:24,720
everything."

4366
02:26:24,720 --> 02:26:25,290
"White wings flailing and

4367
02:26:25,290 --> 02:26:25,720
everything."

4368
02:26:25,720 --> 02:26:26,290
"White wings flailing and

4369
02:26:26,290 --> 02:26:26,720
everything."

4370
02:26:26,720 --> 02:26:27,290
"White wings flailing and

4371
02:26:27,290 --> 02:26:27,720
everything."

4372
02:26:27,720 --> 02:26:28,490
"White wings flailing and

4373
02:26:28,490 --> 02:26:28,720
everything."

4374
02:26:28,720 --> 02:26:29,420
"White wings flailing and

4375
02:26:29,420 --> 02:26:29,720
everything."

4376
02:26:29,720 --> 02:26:30,550
"White wings flailing and

4377
02:26:30,550 --> 02:26:30,720
everything."

4378
02:26:30,720 --> 02:26:31,510
"White wings flailing and

4379
02:26:31,510 --> 02:26:31,720
everything."

4380
02:26:31,720 --> 02:26:32,560
"White wings flailing and

4381
02:26:32,560 --> 02:26:32,720
everything."

4382
02:26:32,720 --> 02:26:33,410
"White wings flailing and

4383
02:26:33,410 --> 02:26:33,720
everything."

4384
02:26:33,720 --> 02:26:34,320
"White wings flailing and

4385
02:26:34,320 --> 02:26:34,720
everything."

4386
02:26:34,720 --> 02:26:35,290
"White wings flailing and

4387
02:26:35,290 --> 02:26:35,720
everything."

4388
02:26:35,720 --> 02:26:36,310
"White wings flailing and

4389
02:26:36,310 --> 02:26:36,720
everything."

4390
02:26:36,720 --> 02:26:37,560
"White wings flailing and

4391
02:26:37,560 --> 02:26:37,720
everything."

4392
02:26:37,720 --> 02:26:38,290
"White wings flailing and

4393
02:26:38,290 --> 02:26:38,720
everything."

4394
02:26:38,720 --> 02:26:39,290
"White wings flailing and

4395
02:26:39,290 --> 02:26:39,720
everything."

4396
02:26:39,720 --> 02:26:40,290
"White wings flailing and

4397
02:26:40,290 --> 02:26:40,720
everything."

4398
02:26:40,720 --> 02:26:41,290
"White wings flailing and

4399
02:26:41,290 --> 02:26:41,720
everything."

4400
02:26:41,720 --> 02:26:42,290
"White wings flailing and

4401
02:26:42,290 --> 02:26:42,720
everything."

4402
02:26:42,720 --> 02:26:43,290
"White wings flailing and

4403
02:26:43,290 --> 02:26:43,720
everything."

4404
02:26:43,720 --> 02:26:44,290
"White wings flailing and

4405
02:26:44,290 --> 02:26:44,720
everything."

4406
02:26:44,720 --> 02:26:45,530
"White wings flailing and

4407
02:26:45,530 --> 02:26:45,720
everything."

4408
02:26:45,720 --> 02:26:46,300
"White wings flailing and

4409
02:26:46,300 --> 02:26:46,720
everything."

4410
02:26:46,720 --> 02:26:47,290
"White wings flailing and

4411
02:26:47,290 --> 02:26:47,720
everything."

4412
02:26:47,720 --> 02:26:48,290
"White wings flailing and

4413
02:26:48,290 --> 02:26:48,720
everything."

4414
02:26:48,720 --> 02:26:49,370
"White wings flailing and

4415
02:26:49,370 --> 02:26:49,720
everything."

4416
02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:50,290
"White wings flailing and

4417
02:26:50,290 --> 02:26:50,720
everything."

4418
02:26:50,720 --> 02:26:51,290
"White wings flailing and

4419
02:26:51,290 --> 02:26:51,720
everything."

4420
02:26:51,720 --> 02:26:52,290
"White wings flailing and

4421
02:26:52,290 --> 02:26:52,720
everything."

4422
02:26:52,720 --> 02:26:53,260
"White wings flailing and

4423
02:26:53,260 --> 02:26:53,720
everything."

4424
02:26:53,720 --> 02:26:54,530
"White wings flailing and

4425
02:26:54,530 --> 02:26:54,720
everything."

4426
02:26:54,720 --> 02:26:55,290
"White wings flailing and

4427
02:26:55,290 --> 02:26:55,720
everything."

4428
02:26:55,720 --> 02:26:56,290
"White wings flailing and

4429
02:26:56,290 --> 02:26:56,720
everything."

4430
02:26:56,720 --> 02:26:57,290
"White wings flailing and

4431
02:26:57,290 --> 02:26:57,720
everything."

4432
02:26:57,720 --> 02:26:58,420
"White wings flailing and

4433
02:26:58,420 --> 02:26:58,720
everything."

4434
02:26:58,720 --> 02:26:59,290
"White wings flailing and

4435
02:26:59,290 --> 02:26:59,720
everything."

4436
02:26:59,720 --> 02:27:00,290
"White wings flailing and

4437
02:27:00,290 --> 02:27:00,720
everything."

4438
02:27:00,720 --> 02:27:01,290
"White wings flailing and

4439
02:27:01,290 --> 02:27:01,720
everything."

4440
02:27:01,720 --> 02:27:02,290
"White wings flailing and

4441
02:27:02,290 --> 02:27:02,720
everything."

4442
02:27:02,720 --> 02:27:03,290
"White wings flailing and

4443
02:27:03,290 --> 02:27:03,720
everything."

4444
02:27:03,720 --> 02:27:04,290
"White wings flailing and

4445
02:27:04,290 --> 02:27:04,720
everything."

4446
02:27:04,720 --> 02:27:05,290
"White wings flailing and

4447
02:27:05,290 --> 02:27:05,720
everything."

4448
02:27:05,720 --> 02:27:06,290
"White wings flailing and

4449
02:27:06,290 --> 02:27:06,720
everything."

4450
02:27:06,720 --> 02:27:07,560
"White wings flailing and

4451
02:27:07,560 --> 02:27:07,720
everything."

4452
02:27:07,720 --> 02:27:08,290
"White wings flailing and

4453
02:27:08,290 --> 02:27:08,720
everything."

4454
02:27:08,720 --> 02:27:09,260
"White wings flailing and

4455
02:27:09,260 --> 02:27:09,720
everything."

4456
02:27:09,720 --> 02:27:10,290
"White wings flailing and

4457
02:27:10,290 --> 02:27:10,720
everything."

4458
02:27:10,720 --> 02:27:11,290
"White wings flailing and

4459
02:27:11,290 --> 02:27:11,720
everything."

4460
02:27:11,720 --> 02:27:12,290
"White wings flailing and

4461
02:27:12,290 --> 02:27:12,720
everything."

4462
02:27:12,720 --> 02:27:13,290
"White wings flailing and

4463
02:27:13,290 --> 02:27:13,720
everything."

4464
02:27:13,720 --> 02:27:14,290
"White wings flailing and

4465
02:27:14,290 --> 02:27:14,720
everything."

4466
02:27:14,720 --> 02:27:15,290
"White wings flailing and

4467
02:27:15,290 --> 02:27:15,720
everything."

4468
02:27:15,720 --> 02:27:16,290
"White wings flailing and

4469
02:27:16,290 --> 02:27:16,720
everything."

4470
02:27:16,720 --> 02:27:17,290
"White wings flailing and

4471
02:27:17,290 --> 02:27:17,720
everything."

4472
02:27:17,720 --> 02:27:18,290
"White wings flailing and

4473
02:27:18,290 --> 02:27:18,720
everything."

4474
02:27:18,720 --> 02:27:19,290
"White wings flailing and

4475
02:27:19,290 --> 02:27:19,720
everything."

4476
02:27:19,720 --> 02:27:20,290
"White wings flailing and

4477
02:27:20,290 --> 02:27:20,720
everything."

4478
02:27:20,720 --> 02:27:21,290
"White wings flailing and

4479
02:27:21,290 --> 02:27:21,720
everything."

4480
02:27:21,720 --> 02:27:22,290
"White wings flailing and

4481
02:27:22,290 --> 02:27:22,720
everything."

4482
02:27:22,720 --> 02:27:23,290
"White wings flailing and

4483
02:27:23,290 --> 02:27:23,720
everything."

4484
02:27:23,720 --> 02:27:24,290
"White wings flailing and

4485
02:27:24,290 --> 02:27:24,720
everything."

4486
02:27:24,720 --> 02:27:25,290
"White wings flailing and

4487
02:27:25,290 --> 02:27:25,720
everything."

4488
02:27:25,720 --> 02:27:26,290
"White wings flailing and

4489
02:27:26,290 --> 02:27:26,720
everything."

4490
02:27:26,720 --> 02:27:27,290
"White wings flailing and

4491
02:27:27,290 --> 02:27:27,720
everything."

4492
02:27:27,720 --> 02:27:28,290
"White wings flailing and

4493
02:27:28,290 --> 02:27:28,720
everything."

4494
02:27:28,720 --> 02:27:29,290
"White wings flailing and

4495
02:27:29,290 --> 02:27:29,720
everything."

4496
02:27:29,720 --> 02:27:30,290
"White wings flailing and

4497
02:27:30,290 --> 02:27:30,720
everything."

4498
02:27:30,720 --> 02:27:31,290
"White wings flailing and

4499
02:27:31,290 --> 02:27:31,720
everything."

4500
02:27:31,720 --> 02:27:32,290
"White wings flailing and

4501
02:27:32,290 --> 02:27:32,720
everything."

4502
02:27:32,720 --> 02:27:33,290
"White wings flailing and

4503
02:27:33,290 --> 02:27:33,720
everything."

4504
02:27:33,720 --> 02:27:34,290
"White wings flailing and

4505
02:27:34,290 --> 02:27:34,720
everything."

4506
02:27:34,720 --> 02:27:35,290
"White wings flailing and

4507
02:27:35,290 --> 02:27:35,720
everything."

4508
02:27:35,720 --> 02:27:36,290
"White wings flailing and

4509
02:27:36,290 --> 02:27:36,720
everything."

4510
02:27:36,720 --> 02:27:37,910
"White wings flailing and

4511
02:27:37,910 --> 02:27:38,720
everything."

4512
02:27:38,720 --> 02:27:39,290
"White wings flailing and

4513
02:27:39,290 --> 02:27:39,720
everything."

4514
02:27:39,720 --> 02:27:40,290
"White wings flailing and

4515
02:27:40,290 --> 02:27:40,720
everything."

4516
02:27:40,720 --> 02:27:41,290
"White wings flailing and

4517
02:27:41,290 --> 02:27:41,720
everything."

4518
02:27:41,720 --> 02:27:42,290
"White wings flailing and

4519
02:27:42,290 --> 02:27:42,720
everything."

4520
02:27:42,720 --> 02:27:43,290
"White wings flailing and

4521
02:27:43,290 --> 02:27:43,720
everything."

4522
02:27:43,720 --> 02:27:44,290
"White wings flailing and

4523
02:27:44,290 --> 02:27:44,720
everything."

4524
02:27:44,720 --> 02:27:45,290
"White wings flailing and

4525
02:27:45,290 --> 02:27:45,720
everything."

4526
02:27:45,720 --> 02:27:46,290
"White wings flailing and

4527
02:27:46,290 --> 02:27:46,720
everything."

4528
02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:47,290
"White wings flailing and

4529
02:27:47,290 --> 02:27:47,720
everything."

4530
02:27:47,720 --> 02:27:48,290
"White wings flailing and

4531
02:27:48,290 --> 02:27:48,720
everything."

4532
02:27:48,720 --> 02:27:49,290
"White wings flailing and

4533
02:27:49,290 --> 02:27:49,720
everything."

4534
02:27:49,720 --> 02:27:50,290
"White wings flailing and

4535
02:27:50,290 --> 02:27:50,720
everything."

4536
02:27:50,720 --> 02:27:51,290
"White wings flailing and

4537
02:27:51,290 --> 02:27:51,720
everything."

4538
02:27:51,720 --> 02:27:52,290
"White wings flailing and

4539
02:27:52,290 --> 02:27:52,720
everything."

4540
02:27:52,720 --> 02:27:53,290
"White wings flailing and

4541
02:27:53,290 --> 02:27:53,720
everything."

4542
02:27:53,720 --> 02:27:54,290
"White wings flailing and

4543
02:27:54,290 --> 02:27:54,720
everything."

4544
02:27:54,720 --> 02:27:55,290
"White wings flailing and

4545
02:27:55,290 --> 02:27:55,720
everything."

4546
02:27:55,720 --> 02:27:56,290
"White wings flailing and

4547
02:27:56,290 --> 02:27:56,720
everything."

4548
02:27:56,720 --> 02:27:57,290
"White wings flailing and

4549
02:27:57,290 --> 02:27:57,720
everything."

4550
02:27:57,720 --> 02:27:58,290
"White wings flailing and

4551
02:27:58,290 --> 02:27:58,720
everything."

4552
02:27:58,720 --> 02:27:59,290
"White wings flailing and

4553
02:27:59,290 --> 02:27:59,720
everything."

4554
02:27:59,720 --> 02:28:00,910
"White wings flailing and

4555
02:28:00,910 --> 02:28:01,720
everything."

4556
02:28:01,720 --> 02:28:02,290
"White wings flailing and

4557
02:28:02,290 --> 02:28:02,720
everything."

4558
02:28:02,720 --> 02:28:03,290
"White wings flailing and

4559
02:28:03,290 --> 02:28:03,720
everything."

4560
02:28:03,720 --> 02:28:04,290
"White wings flailing and

4561
02:28:04,290 --> 02:28:04,720
everything."

4562
02:28:04,720 --> 02:28:05,290
"White wings flailing and

4563
02:28:05,290 --> 02:28:05,720
everything."

4564
02:28:05,720 --> 02:28:06,290
"White wings flailing and

4565
02:28:06,290 --> 02:28:06,720
everything."

4566
02:28:06,720 --> 02:28:07,290
"White wings flailing and

4567
02:28:07,290 --> 02:28:07,720
everything."

4568
02:28:07,720 --> 02:28:08,290
"White wings flailing and

4569
02:28:08,290 --> 02:28:08,720
everything."

4570
02:28:08,720 --> 02:28:09,290
"White wings flailing and

4571
02:28:09,290 --> 02:28:09,720
everything."

4572
02:28:09,720 --> 02:28:10,290
"White wings flailing and

4573
02:28:10,290 --> 02:28:10,720
everything."

4574
02:28:10,720 --> 02:28:11,290
"White wings flailing and

4575
02:28:11,290 --> 02:28:11,720
everything."

4576
02:28:11,720 --> 02:28:12,290
"White wings flailing and

4577
02:28:12,290 --> 02:28:12,720
everything."

4578
02:28:12,720 --> 02:28:13,290
"White wings flailing and

4579
02:28:13,290 --> 02:28:13,720
everything."

4580
02:28:13,720 --> 02:28:14,290
"White wings flailing and

4581
02:28:14,290 --> 02:28:14,720
everything."

4582
02:28:14,720 --> 02:28:15,290
"White wings flailing and

4583
02:28:15,290 --> 02:28:15,720
everything."

4584
02:28:15,720 --> 02:28:16,290
"White wings flailing and

4585
02:28:16,290 --> 02:28:16,720
everything."

4586
02:28:16,720 --> 02:28:17,290
"White wings flailing and

4587
02:28:17,290 --> 02:28:17,720
everything."

4588
02:28:17,720 --> 02:28:18,290
"White wings flailing and

4589
02:28:18,290 --> 02:28:18,720
everything."

4590
02:28:18,720 --> 02:28:19,290
"White wings flailing and

4591
02:28:19,290 --> 02:28:19,720
everything."

4592
02:28:19,720 --> 02:28:20,290
"White wings flailing and

4593
02:28:20,290 --> 02:28:20,720
everything."

4594
02:28:20,720 --> 02:28:21,290
"White wings flailing and

4595
02:28:21,290 --> 02:28:21,720
everything."

4596
02:28:21,720 --> 02:28:22,290
"White wings flailing and

4597
02:28:22,290 --> 02:28:22,720
everything."

4598
02:28:22,720 --> 02:28:23,910
"White wings flailing and

4599
02:28:23,910 --> 02:28:24,720
everything."

4600
02:28:24,720 --> 02:28:25,290
"White wings flailing and

4601
02:28:25,290 --> 02:28:25,720
everything."

4602
02:28:25,720 --> 02:28:26,290
"White wings flailing and

4603
02:28:26,290 --> 02:28:26,720
everything."

4604
02:28:26,720 --> 02:28:27,290
"White wings flailing and

4605
02:28:27,290 --> 02:28:27,720
everything."

4606
02:28:27,720 --> 02:28:28,290
"White wings flailing and

4607
02:28:28,290 --> 02:28:28,720
everything."

4608
02:28:28,720 --> 02:28:29,720
"White wings flailing."

4609
02:28:29,720 --> 02:28:30,720
"White wings flailing."

4610
02:28:30,720 --> 02:28:31,720
"White wings flailing."

4611
02:28:31,720 --> 02:28:32,720
"White wings flailing."

4612
02:28:32,720 --> 02:28:33,720
"White wings flailing."

4613
02:28:33,720 --> 02:28:34,720
"White wings flailing."

4614
02:28:34,720 --> 02:28:35,720
"White wings flailing."

4615
02:28:35,720 --> 02:28:36,720
"White wings flailing."

4616
02:28:36,720 --> 02:28:37,720
"White wings flailing."

4617
02:28:37,720 --> 02:28:38,720
"White wings flailing."

4618
02:28:38,720 --> 02:28:39,720
"White wings flailing."

4619
02:28:39,720 --> 02:28:40,720
"White wings flailing."

4620
02:28:40,720 --> 02:28:41,720
"White wings flailing."

4621
02:28:41,720 --> 02:28:42,720
"White wings flailing."

4622
02:28:42,720 --> 02:28:43,720
"White wings flailing."

4623
02:28:43,720 --> 02:28:44,720
"White wings flailing."

4624
02:28:44,720 --> 02:28:45,720
"White wings flailing."

4625
02:28:45,720 --> 02:28:46,720
"White wings flailing."

4626
02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:47,290
"White wings flailing and

4627
02:28:47,290 --> 02:28:47,720
everything."

4628
02:28:47,720 --> 02:28:48,290
"White wings flailing and

4629
02:28:48,290 --> 02:28:48,720
everything."

4630
02:28:48,720 --> 02:28:49,290
"White wings flailing and

4631
02:28:49,290 --> 02:28:49,720
everything."

4632
02:28:49,720 --> 02:28:50,290
"White wings flailing and

4633
02:28:50,290 --> 02:28:50,720
everything."

4634
02:28:50,720 --> 02:28:51,290
"White wings flailing and

4635
02:28:51,290 --> 02:28:51,720
everything."

4636
02:28:51,720 --> 02:28:52,290
"White wings flailing and

4637
02:28:52,290 --> 02:28:52,720
everything."

4638
02:28:52,720 --> 02:28:53,300
"White wings flailing and

4639
02:28:53,300 --> 02:28:53,720
everything."

4640
02:28:53,720 --> 02:28:57,840
flailing. Then a silent dove.

4641
02:28:57,840 --> 02:28:59,780
Thank you very much there, Crow

4642
02:28:59,780 --> 02:29:01,780
McSweeney. Then came a silent

4643
02:29:01,780 --> 02:29:03,740
dove flying beyond the pelican.

4644
02:29:03,740 --> 02:29:07,110
Oh, it flew beyond it. We've

4645
02:29:07,110 --> 02:29:15,660
got it. I have it. I have

4646
02:29:15,660 --> 02:29:19,780
it. Check this out.

4647
02:29:19,780 --> 02:29:34,820
Thank you. Nothing. Captain Sack,

4648
02:29:34,820 --> 02:29:43,320
thank you very much.

4649
02:29:43,320 --> 02:29:47,440
Oh, it's not a voice. First

4650
02:29:47,440 --> 02:29:52,230
flew the greedy pelican. Okay,

4651
02:29:52,230 --> 02:29:57,800
eager for the reward. White

4652
02:29:57,800 --> 02:30:00,750
wings flailing. Then came a

4653
02:30:00,750 --> 02:30:03,700
silent dove flying beyond the

4654
02:30:03,700 --> 02:30:07,020
pelican. As far as he could.

4655
02:30:07,020 --> 02:30:15,690
Raven flies in. Higher than the

4656
02:30:15,690 --> 02:30:24,950
dove. Swan glides in. Peaceful

4657
02:30:24,950 --> 02:30:31,730
spot. Next to another bird.

4658
02:30:31,730 --> 02:30:33,520
Next

4659
02:30:33,520 --> 02:30:38,560
to another bird. I just need to

4660
02:30:38,560 --> 02:30:43,040
make sure. So there's five

4661
02:30:43,040 --> 02:30:47,800
fucking birds all together,

4662
02:30:47,800 --> 02:30:50,260
right? But does that mean there's

4663
02:30:50,260 --> 02:30:52,310
more than five zero notes or no

4664
02:30:52,310 --> 02:30:53,980
note on the piano? So

4665
02:30:53,980 --> 02:30:57,490
pelican, dove, raven, swan,

4666
02:30:57,490 --> 02:31:01,390
crawl. Quickly to a stop, yawning

4667
02:31:01,390 --> 02:31:04,920
and then napping. Yawning and

4668
02:31:04,920 --> 02:31:05,500
then napping.

4669
02:31:13,500 --> 02:31:19,680
Just quickly identify five keys

4670
02:31:19,680 --> 02:31:25,650
that make no noise again. One,

4671
02:31:25,650 --> 02:31:33,500
two, three, four, five. So what

4672
02:31:33,500 --> 02:31:35,170
the fuck am I getting wrong?

4673
02:31:35,170 --> 02:31:36,890
Like what's the story here? It's

4674
02:31:36,890 --> 02:31:38,060
a situation here.

4675
02:31:41,500 --> 02:31:43,840
Unless, unless the pelican.

4676
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:46,070
Unless the pelican only goes

4677
02:31:46,070 --> 02:31:48,450
there. Try that with the pelican

4678
02:31:48,450 --> 02:31:52,190
there, yeah? No. Yeah. No, yeah.

4679
02:31:52,190 --> 02:31:55,820
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then

4680
02:31:55,820 --> 02:31:58,620
the other book.

4681
02:32:02,620 --> 02:32:07,740
Then, then blackbird one. Then

4682
02:32:07,740 --> 02:32:12,980
whitebird three. Then blackbird

4683
02:32:12,980 --> 02:32:14,000
two.

4684
02:32:21,500 --> 02:32:23,340
What's fucking going on, man?

4685
02:32:27,100 --> 02:32:26,780
Alright, we look at this one

4686
02:32:26,780 --> 02:32:28,840
more, right?

4687
02:32:28,980 --> 02:32:30,260
We see it. We see it here.

4688
02:32:30,320 --> 02:32:31,140
We know what we're fucking

4689
02:32:31,140 --> 02:32:31,500
doing.

4690
02:32:33,080 --> 02:32:35,120
Thank you very much there, Pottybobs.

4691
02:32:35,660 --> 02:32:37,200
You've tipped me.

4692
02:32:37,300 --> 02:32:38,140
That's nice that you've done

4693
02:32:38,140 --> 02:32:39,340
that, but I can see that you've

4694
02:32:39,340 --> 02:32:41,280
put in the solution.

4695
02:32:41,420 --> 02:32:43,140
That's not what I'm about.

4696
02:32:43,500 --> 02:32:44,970
Maybe once we're rolling on the

4697
02:32:44,970 --> 02:32:46,080
road and there's violence

4698
02:32:46,080 --> 02:32:46,580
happening,

4699
02:32:47,120 --> 02:32:48,780
then come in for us there.

4700
02:32:48,820 --> 02:32:49,280
That's fine.

4701
02:32:49,340 --> 02:32:51,360
But right now, I want to use my

4702
02:32:51,360 --> 02:32:52,080
brain.

4703
02:32:52,580 --> 02:32:53,880
It's just a shame. It's so

4704
02:32:53,880 --> 02:32:54,520
embarrassing.

4705
02:32:54,860 --> 02:32:56,990
I'm on full display, on public

4706
02:32:56,990 --> 02:32:59,120
display as a duff brain.

4707
02:32:59,260 --> 02:33:00,920
I have a duff brain at the

4708
02:33:00,920 --> 02:33:01,800
moment.

4709
02:33:02,560 --> 02:33:03,320
And that's not me.

4710
02:33:03,420 --> 02:33:04,840
I usually like to have a good...

4711
02:33:04,840 --> 02:33:06,520
I think I have a good brain for

4712
02:33:06,520 --> 02:33:07,540
these things.

4713
02:33:08,060 --> 02:33:09,280
Tale of birds without a voice.

4714
02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:11,090
First flew the greedy pelican,

4715
02:33:11,090 --> 02:33:12,480
eager for the reward.

4716
02:33:12,880 --> 02:33:13,720
White wings flailing.

4717
02:33:13,860 --> 02:33:15,420
Then came a silent dove.

4718
02:33:16,940 --> 02:33:18,820
Flying beyond the pelican.

4719
02:33:19,020 --> 02:33:20,860
Dove always goes beyond the pelican.

4720
02:33:21,480 --> 02:33:22,260
As far as he could.

4721
02:33:22,260 --> 02:33:23,520
As far as he could.

4722
02:33:24,200 --> 02:33:25,000
As far as he could.

4723
02:33:25,560 --> 02:33:26,260
And, uh...

4724
02:33:27,160 --> 02:33:28,640
Maybe...

4725
02:33:28,640 --> 02:33:28,800
Maybe...

4726
02:33:28,800 --> 02:33:29,400
Maybe...

4727
02:33:29,400 --> 02:33:30,200
Yeah...

4728
02:33:30,200 --> 02:33:32,130
Maybe the pelican's the first

4729
02:33:32,130 --> 02:33:33,960
white key is the pelican.

4730
02:33:35,240 --> 02:33:35,500
Hmm?

4731
02:33:36,800 --> 02:33:37,320
Hmm?

4732
02:33:38,520 --> 02:33:39,860
I think the first white key is

4733
02:33:39,860 --> 02:33:40,660
the pelican.

4734
02:33:40,660 --> 02:33:47,000
I think the first one.

4735
02:33:47,860 --> 02:33:48,690
I think that's what that's

4736
02:33:48,690 --> 02:33:49,360
about.

4737
02:33:50,060 --> 02:33:50,900
Here we go.

4738
02:33:51,220 --> 02:33:51,760
Let's have a look.

4739
02:33:52,300 --> 02:33:53,520
First fucking thing.

4740
02:33:53,900 --> 02:33:54,200
Here.

4741
02:33:54,460 --> 02:33:54,700
Boom.

4742
02:33:55,980 --> 02:33:57,220
Then you've got...

4743
02:33:57,220 --> 02:33:58,840
Another white bird.

4744
02:33:59,220 --> 02:34:00,100
Maybe over here.

4745
02:34:00,220 --> 02:34:00,860
Let's try that.

4746
02:34:02,520 --> 02:34:03,620
Then you have a black bird.

4747
02:34:04,440 --> 02:34:05,660
Then you have a white bird.

4748
02:34:06,320 --> 02:34:07,460
Then you have a black bird.

4749
02:34:09,320 --> 02:34:09,720
Yes!

4750
02:34:10,820 --> 02:34:12,400
You've got to do it lateral.

4751
02:34:12,540 --> 02:34:13,640
It's lateral thinking.

4752
02:34:18,500 --> 02:34:17,640
It's beautiful when it comes

4753
02:34:17,640 --> 02:34:20,860
together like that.

4754
02:34:20,920 --> 02:34:22,300
A lovely piece of pudding.

4755
02:34:22,700 --> 02:34:23,480
And we've got the clock.

4756
02:34:23,660 --> 02:34:24,700
We've got a silver medallion,

4757
02:34:24,700 --> 02:34:25,820
ladies and gentlemen.

4758
02:34:27,780 --> 02:34:28,880
Absolutely lovely stuff.

4759
02:34:28,940 --> 02:34:29,700
And we're going to save it.

4760
02:34:30,840 --> 02:34:31,600
Thank you.

4761
02:34:32,540 --> 02:34:33,340
Thank you.

4762
02:34:33,900 --> 02:34:35,150
Very much Kayleigh for the tip

4763
02:34:35,150 --> 02:34:35,760
there.

4764
02:34:36,960 --> 02:34:38,240
Very, very kind of you.

4765
02:34:40,280 --> 02:34:41,180
We've saved it.

4766
02:34:41,780 --> 02:34:42,680
That's great stuff.

4767
02:34:43,180 --> 02:34:44,100
And Poddy Bob, thank you very

4768
02:34:44,100 --> 02:34:44,540
much.

4769
02:34:44,640 --> 02:34:45,200
Second white.

4770
02:34:45,320 --> 02:34:46,040
Second last white.

4771
02:34:46,100 --> 02:34:46,540
Then black.

4772
02:34:46,620 --> 02:34:47,510
You were saying it's too late

4773
02:34:47,510 --> 02:34:47,800
now.

4774
02:34:48,500 --> 02:34:49,280
It's too late now.

4775
02:34:49,280 --> 02:34:51,950
The silver reward has been

4776
02:34:51,950 --> 02:34:53,200
granted.

4777
02:34:56,240 --> 02:34:56,640
Right.

4778
02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:59,320
We need to go back downstairs.

4779
02:35:00,460 --> 02:35:01,460
We've saved it.

4780
02:35:01,780 --> 02:35:04,360
That's not concern anymore.

4781
02:35:06,340 --> 02:35:06,660
Stairs down the end of the

4782
02:35:06,660 --> 02:35:07,880
carriage.

4783
02:35:10,220 --> 02:35:10,540
Just had a bite of fucking

4784
02:35:10,540 --> 02:35:12,380
cheese there.

4785
02:35:13,880 --> 02:35:14,860
I don't know why.

4786
02:35:14,980 --> 02:35:16,440
It's a bit of fucking heartburn.

4787
02:35:17,000 --> 02:35:18,120
Just off of cheese.

4788
02:35:18,440 --> 02:35:19,250
I don't know what the fucking

4789
02:35:19,250 --> 02:35:19,980
story is there.

4790
02:35:23,660 --> 02:35:24,640
Maybe it's still...

4791
02:35:24,640 --> 02:35:25,100
Maybe it's just not going...

4792
02:35:25,720 --> 02:35:27,140
It hasn't gone all the way down.

4793
02:35:29,540 --> 02:35:29,980
Christ.

4794
02:35:30,520 --> 02:35:31,500
These fucking cunts.

4795
02:35:46,260 --> 02:35:46,700
Yeah.

4796
02:35:46,760 --> 02:35:47,320
The stress.

4797
02:35:47,700 --> 02:35:48,900
It's the stress of the game,

4798
02:35:48,900 --> 02:35:49,340
man.

4799
02:35:49,400 --> 02:35:50,220
It's fucking...

4800
02:35:50,220 --> 02:35:50,440
You know.

4801
02:35:50,780 --> 02:35:53,120
That is creating a real bad

4802
02:35:53,120 --> 02:35:53,860
biosphere.

4803
02:35:55,000 --> 02:35:55,880
And we stick our silver moon in

4804
02:35:55,880 --> 02:35:56,580
there.

4805
02:35:57,020 --> 02:35:57,380
Go on.

4806
02:35:57,640 --> 02:35:57,800
No.

4807
02:35:57,920 --> 02:35:59,040
You have to manually do it.

4808
02:36:01,500 --> 02:36:02,300
Take a drink.

4809
02:36:02,700 --> 02:36:03,320
Take a bow.

4810
02:36:04,320 --> 02:36:04,930
Good job I didn't get caught up

4811
02:36:04,930 --> 02:36:06,460
in any hullabaloo there.

4812
02:36:06,460 --> 02:36:07,080
I would have died.

4813
02:36:08,260 --> 02:36:09,800
Use that medallion now.

4814
02:36:14,600 --> 02:36:15,140
Silver moon.

4815
02:36:15,140 --> 02:36:15,340
Silver moon.

4816
02:36:15,340 --> 02:36:15,340
Silver moon.

4817
02:36:15,860 --> 02:36:16,640
3.99.

4818
02:36:18,640 --> 02:36:20,240
That led us inside.

4819
02:36:22,040 --> 02:36:22,940
Oh, will it?

4820
02:36:23,900 --> 02:36:25,480
The tower door is locked.

4821
02:36:26,520 --> 02:36:28,100
Pans are stopped at 5.

4822
02:36:28,980 --> 02:36:29,820
That's...

4823
02:36:29,820 --> 02:36:31,760
A real turn up for the books.

4824
02:36:34,640 --> 02:36:37,020
The music's getting more insane.

4825
02:36:39,600 --> 02:36:41,140
See what happens at 5.

4826
02:36:44,020 --> 02:36:45,140
It's written in blood.

4827
02:36:45,560 --> 02:36:45,840
5.

4828
02:36:45,940 --> 02:36:47,060
The darkness that brings the

4829
02:36:47,060 --> 02:36:47,820
choking heat.

4830
02:36:48,200 --> 02:36:49,640
Flames render the silence.

4831
02:36:49,900 --> 02:36:51,400
Awakening the hungry beast.

4832
02:36:52,060 --> 02:36:53,150
Open time's door to beck and

4833
02:36:53,150 --> 02:36:53,700
pray.

4834
02:36:54,460 --> 02:36:55,460
So, uh...

4835
02:36:55,460 --> 02:36:57,340
Open the door, no?

4836
02:36:58,120 --> 02:36:59,140
Open time's door.

4837
02:36:59,200 --> 02:36:59,860
That was the clock.

4838
02:37:00,760 --> 02:37:02,340
Do we not just open that door?

4839
02:37:12,720 --> 02:37:13,900
Open time's door.

4840
02:37:19,900 --> 02:37:17,960
I'd have thought the time's

4841
02:37:17,960 --> 02:37:22,410
door would have been the clock

4842
02:37:22,410 --> 02:37:24,160
in the yard.

4843
02:37:24,160 --> 02:37:27,640
Right there.

4844
02:37:27,820 --> 02:37:29,200
I tried to fucking open it.

4845
02:37:29,340 --> 02:37:29,960
Nothing happened.

4846
02:37:36,920 --> 02:37:38,140
Killing by pecking.

4847
02:37:38,260 --> 02:37:39,080
Thank you very much.

4848
02:37:48,660 --> 02:37:49,940
Open time's door.

4849
02:37:49,940 --> 02:37:58,980
I'm trying to open the fucking

4850
02:37:58,980 --> 02:38:01,200
map.

4851
02:38:03,400 --> 02:38:02,940
I think if you open the map

4852
02:38:02,940 --> 02:38:05,110
while you're being attacked by

4853
02:38:05,110 --> 02:38:06,940
little fellas...

4854
02:38:06,940 --> 02:38:09,100
It diminishes their attack.

4855
02:38:12,280 --> 02:38:13,080
Oh, fuck.

4856
02:38:16,640 --> 02:38:17,400
It doesn't.

4857
02:38:17,820 --> 02:38:18,380
It doesn't.

4858
02:38:18,380 --> 02:38:19,540
I'm getting it from all angles

4859
02:38:19,540 --> 02:38:19,900
here.

4860
02:38:23,500 --> 02:38:24,420
Down the stairs.

4861
02:38:25,480 --> 02:38:25,940
Oh, God.

4862
02:38:26,000 --> 02:38:26,620
This little cunt.

4863
02:38:43,620 --> 02:38:44,420
Well, no.

4864
02:38:44,540 --> 02:38:45,390
I mean, I'm in the wrong

4865
02:38:45,390 --> 02:38:46,400
fucking place for that.

4866
02:38:46,460 --> 02:38:47,440
You need to go through the door

4867
02:38:47,440 --> 02:38:47,820
again.

4868
02:38:47,980 --> 02:38:48,860
Go back through that.

4869
02:38:49,660 --> 02:38:50,520
Back through the courtyard.

4870
02:38:50,960 --> 02:38:52,420
And then...

4871
02:38:52,420 --> 02:38:52,680
Ugh.

4872
02:38:52,820 --> 02:38:53,480
These gimps.

4873
02:38:53,920 --> 02:38:54,920
There's too many of them.

4874
02:38:55,840 --> 02:38:56,960
I'll save it just in case.

4875
02:38:57,040 --> 02:38:57,740
But, I mean...

4876
02:38:57,740 --> 02:39:00,060
Don't hold too much, uh...

4877
02:39:00,060 --> 02:39:01,120
Hope for it.

4878
02:39:01,120 --> 02:39:11,850
You have to head up and back

4879
02:39:11,850 --> 02:39:14,860
down.

4880
02:39:15,040 --> 02:39:15,740
Is that a lie?

4881
02:39:16,860 --> 02:39:17,300
It is.

4882
02:39:17,440 --> 02:39:18,360
No, it's not a lie.

4883
02:39:18,440 --> 02:39:18,900
It's the truth.

4884
02:39:19,240 --> 02:39:19,800
Thank God.

4885
02:39:20,740 --> 02:39:22,180
So, I do go up and then down.

4886
02:39:22,560 --> 02:39:22,800
Stuff.

4887
02:39:26,800 --> 02:39:30,700
Have I had all the juice?

4888
02:39:32,500 --> 02:39:32,900
Yeah.

4889
02:39:34,340 --> 02:39:35,200
We are fucked.

4890
02:39:36,900 --> 02:39:37,880
We are fucked.

4891
02:39:38,020 --> 02:39:39,650
Why do you not use VOD when you

4892
02:39:39,650 --> 02:39:40,560
stream RD?

4893
02:39:42,140 --> 02:39:42,940
Oh, RD.

4894
02:39:42,940 --> 02:39:43,940
Just...

4895
02:39:43,940 --> 02:39:46,940
I mean...

4896
02:39:48,380 --> 02:39:49,080
I do.

4897
02:39:49,420 --> 02:39:50,360
I do, RD.

4898
02:39:50,520 --> 02:39:50,860
I do.

4899
02:39:51,620 --> 02:39:52,300
I do.

4900
02:39:54,900 --> 02:39:56,020
I do, Frank.

4901
02:39:56,100 --> 02:39:56,480
I do.

4902
02:39:56,600 --> 02:39:57,040
I do.

4903
02:39:57,780 --> 02:39:58,140
I do.

4904
02:39:59,120 --> 02:40:00,260
It was, Frank.

4905
02:40:00,340 --> 02:40:00,840
It was.

4906
02:40:00,920 --> 02:40:01,300
It was.

4907
02:40:06,060 --> 02:40:06,920
Oh, VOD.

4908
02:40:07,080 --> 02:40:08,120
You can't go back.

4909
02:40:08,680 --> 02:40:09,840
Well, video on demand.

4910
02:40:10,200 --> 02:40:11,700
That's what VOD means.

4911
02:40:11,820 --> 02:40:12,400
There, RD.

4912
02:40:13,000 --> 02:40:14,140
That's what VOD means.

4913
02:40:14,220 --> 02:40:14,980
Video on demand.

4914
02:40:15,160 --> 02:40:15,840
As in you go...

4915
02:40:15,840 --> 02:40:17,080
You go and watch after the

4916
02:40:17,080 --> 02:40:18,020
event has happened.

4917
02:40:18,700 --> 02:40:19,620
You're on about...

4918
02:40:20,420 --> 02:40:22,420
You're on about live...

4919
02:40:22,420 --> 02:40:23,420
Rewind...

4920
02:40:24,420 --> 02:40:25,420
Thing.

4921
02:40:26,340 --> 02:40:27,860
You're on about DVR.

4922
02:40:30,460 --> 02:40:31,280
I don't know.

4923
02:40:31,820 --> 02:40:32,920
I don't know, RD.

4924
02:40:33,280 --> 02:40:33,920
I don't know.

4925
02:40:35,100 --> 02:40:35,860
But...

4926
02:40:35,860 --> 02:40:37,180
Initially, you said VOD.

4927
02:40:38,840 --> 02:40:39,980
And I had to...

4928
02:40:39,980 --> 02:40:41,710
I had to call the shots on that

4929
02:40:41,710 --> 02:40:42,180
one.

4930
02:40:42,440 --> 02:40:43,120
And say, I do.

4931
02:40:43,280 --> 02:40:43,760
I do.

4932
02:40:44,720 --> 02:40:45,700
I do, RD.

4933
02:40:45,920 --> 02:40:46,280
I do.

4934
02:40:46,420 --> 02:40:46,800
I do.

4935
02:40:46,920 --> 02:40:47,200
I do.

4936
02:40:48,420 --> 02:40:49,100
But...

4937
02:40:49,100 --> 02:40:50,230
Would it make it any better if

4938
02:40:50,230 --> 02:40:51,140
you could rewind?

4939
02:40:51,860 --> 02:40:52,640
I feel as though you should be

4940
02:40:52,640 --> 02:40:54,220
subjected to the pain of being

4941
02:40:54,220 --> 02:40:55,660
in the present with me.

4942
02:40:56,460 --> 02:40:57,540
You shouldn't have...

4943
02:40:57,540 --> 02:40:58,670
You shouldn't be able to have

4944
02:40:58,670 --> 02:40:59,910
any extra whistles and bells,

4945
02:40:59,910 --> 02:41:00,280
RD.

4946
02:41:00,920 --> 02:41:02,060
This isn't the fucking bell

4947
02:41:02,060 --> 02:41:02,740
tower.

4948
02:41:03,740 --> 02:41:03,980
Huh?

4949
02:41:05,100 --> 02:41:06,100
This is...

4950
02:41:06,100 --> 02:41:07,100
You can't...

4951
02:41:07,100 --> 02:41:09,270
You can't always get what you

4952
02:41:09,270 --> 02:41:09,900
want.

4953
02:41:10,360 --> 02:41:11,700
This needs to be an insufferable

4954
02:41:11,700 --> 02:41:12,660
experience.

4955
02:41:13,460 --> 02:41:15,620
Not a fucking nice time.

4956
02:41:18,000 --> 02:41:18,400
Right.

4957
02:41:18,520 --> 02:41:19,180
Where am I going now?

4958
02:41:19,220 --> 02:41:19,700
You paused.

4959
02:41:20,540 --> 02:41:21,820
This is what happens, RG.

4960
02:41:21,900 --> 02:41:22,640
I get lost.

4961
02:41:24,720 --> 02:41:25,910
And now we need to get away

4962
02:41:25,910 --> 02:41:26,800
from this cunt.

4963
02:41:27,120 --> 02:41:27,620
Fast.

4964
02:41:34,720 --> 02:41:35,540
Oh, God.

4965
02:41:39,100 --> 02:41:40,220
Oh, fucking hell.

4966
02:41:41,100 --> 02:41:42,020
It's too dark to look at the

4967
02:41:42,020 --> 02:41:42,580
map.

4968
02:41:50,580 --> 02:41:56,520
Is this the right way?

4969
02:41:56,620 --> 02:41:57,280
Is this the basement?

4970
02:41:57,840 --> 02:41:58,660
Nothing inside?

4971
02:41:59,240 --> 02:42:00,100
This basement door was locked

4972
02:42:00,100 --> 02:42:01,580
earlier, but now it's not.

4973
02:42:01,800 --> 02:42:02,600
Is that what you're telling me?

4974
02:42:02,620 --> 02:42:03,440
The lock is jammed.

4975
02:42:04,640 --> 02:42:05,040
Lads.

4976
02:42:05,540 --> 02:42:06,340
This one is it.

4977
02:42:07,200 --> 02:42:07,760
I'll save it.

4978
02:42:07,760 --> 02:42:29,180
Pipe room.

4979
02:42:29,840 --> 02:42:30,760
A red square.

4980
02:42:30,860 --> 02:42:31,780
It's not a save square.

4981
02:42:31,780 --> 02:42:32,280
There.

4982
02:42:32,280 --> 02:42:33,280
It's not a save square.

4983
02:42:33,280 --> 02:42:33,280
It's not a save square.

4984
02:42:33,280 --> 02:42:34,280
It's not a save square.

4985
02:42:34,280 --> 02:42:35,280
It's not a save square.

4986
02:42:35,280 --> 02:42:36,280
It's not a save square.

4987
02:42:36,280 --> 02:42:37,280
It's not a save square.

4988
02:42:37,280 --> 02:42:38,280
It's not a save square.

4989
02:42:38,280 --> 02:42:39,280
It's not a save square.

4990
02:42:39,280 --> 02:42:40,280
It's not a save square.

4991
02:42:40,280 --> 02:42:41,280
It's not a save square.

4992
02:42:41,280 --> 02:42:42,280
It's not a save square.

4993
02:42:42,280 --> 02:42:43,280
It's not a save square.

4994
02:42:43,280 --> 02:42:44,280
It's not a save square.

4995
02:42:44,280 --> 02:42:45,280
It's not a save square.

4996
02:42:45,280 --> 02:42:46,280
It's not a save square.

4997
02:42:46,280 --> 02:42:47,280
It's not a save square.

4998
02:42:47,280 --> 02:42:48,280
It's not a save square.

4999
02:42:48,280 --> 02:42:49,280
It's not a save square.

5000
02:42:49,280 --> 02:42:50,280
It's not a save square.

5001
02:42:50,280 --> 02:42:51,280
It's not a save square.

5002
02:42:51,280 --> 02:42:52,280
It's not a save square.

5003
02:42:52,280 --> 02:42:53,280
It's not a save square.

5004
02:42:53,280 --> 02:42:54,280
It's not a save square.

5005
02:42:55,280 --> 02:42:56,280
It's not a save square.

5006
02:42:56,280 --> 02:43:10,120
Oh, just go out again.

5007
02:43:10,200 --> 02:43:11,340
It's done something, hasn't it?

5008
02:43:12,260 --> 02:43:13,740
It has to have done something

5009
02:43:13,740 --> 02:43:14,860
upstairs or something.

5010
02:43:16,460 --> 02:43:16,940
That

5011
02:43:16,940 --> 02:43:19,280
valve

5012
02:43:19,280 --> 02:43:20,700
or that machine that I turned

5013
02:43:20,700 --> 02:43:21,440
down there.

5014
02:43:21,440 --> 02:43:38,620
Oh, God.

5015
02:43:39,540 --> 02:43:40,720
Fuck away from me.

5016
02:43:40,720 --> 02:44:10,700
Oh, God.

5017
02:44:10,700 --> 02:44:11,260
You cunt.

5018
02:44:23,260 --> 02:44:24,560
Get my snacks.

5019
02:44:40,680 --> 02:44:58,450
This is it. Straight back down

5020
02:44:58,450 --> 02:44:59,460
to the clock.

5021
02:45:05,000 --> 02:45:04,260
Have I been upstairs? Up to

5022
02:45:04,260 --> 02:45:09,310
that fucking third floor? I don't

5023
02:45:09,310 --> 02:45:10,140
know if I've been up to the

5024
02:45:10,140 --> 02:45:10,540
third floor.

5025
02:45:10,540 --> 02:45:16,080
Or second floor. I have. I

5026
02:45:16,080 --> 02:45:21,280
haven't. It's locked.

5027
02:45:21,280 --> 02:45:51,260
I'm sorry.

5028
02:45:51,260 --> 02:45:57,520
Yes.

5029
02:45:57,520 --> 02:46:13,100
Any of this stuff for me?

5030
02:46:13,160 --> 02:46:13,980
No health juice.

5031
02:46:13,980 --> 02:46:30,100
Sirens.

5032
02:46:30,100 --> 02:46:33,680
Where am I?

5033
02:46:39,680 --> 02:46:41,320
Have I been here before?

5034
02:46:41,320 --> 02:46:51,280
Hmm.

5035
02:46:51,900 --> 02:46:52,910
I don't remember this being

5036
02:46:52,910 --> 02:46:53,880
here before.

5037
02:46:56,580 --> 02:47:00,720
A symbolical symbiological symbology.

5038
02:47:01,240 --> 02:47:02,980
A symbol of symbiological

5039
02:47:02,980 --> 02:47:03,960
hatred.

5040
02:47:05,220 --> 02:47:06,080
And then the music again of

5041
02:47:06,080 --> 02:47:08,740
heavy industrialized metal.

5042
02:47:10,380 --> 02:47:11,080
Scare stuff.

5043
02:47:11,560 --> 02:47:12,220
Scare tactics.

5044
02:47:12,220 --> 02:47:19,220
Scare tactics.

5045
02:47:21,800 --> 02:47:32,950
Wow wow wow wow wow I have a

5046
02:47:32,950 --> 02:47:38,510
feeling now it's all gonna go tits

5047
02:47:38,510 --> 02:47:41,160
up inside here I'm

5048
02:47:41,160 --> 02:47:46,550
fucking nasty now different

5049
02:47:46,550 --> 02:47:51,270
place same old cunts that

5050
02:47:51,270 --> 02:47:56,570
spiders scorpions are fucking

5051
02:47:56,570 --> 02:47:57,800
something

5052
02:48:02,920 --> 02:48:07,120
huh like little cockroaches I'm

5053
02:48:07,120 --> 02:48:16,360
gonna get the gun out I was

5054
02:48:16,360 --> 02:48:27,800
preserving ammunition just to

5055
02:48:27,800 --> 02:48:30,520
be good

5056
02:48:30,520 --> 02:48:32,420
just to be sound like but I

5057
02:48:32,420 --> 02:48:34,590
mean these guys take the piss

5058
02:48:34,590 --> 02:48:37,090
all together they need putting

5059
02:48:37,090 --> 02:48:37,720
down and

5060
02:48:37,720 --> 02:48:40,400
there's a jewel in here a pink

5061
02:48:40,400 --> 02:48:43,080
ball it's nice to get a rubber

5062
02:48:43,080 --> 02:48:45,560
ball isn't it and puppets a

5063
02:48:45,560 --> 02:48:46,440
master of

5064
02:48:46,440 --> 02:48:49,490
puppets look a fucking hooded

5065
02:48:49,490 --> 02:48:52,550
man behind a cage with dolls on

5066
02:48:52,550 --> 02:48:55,650
the cage what kind of mind goes

5067
02:48:55,650 --> 02:48:56,440
into this

5068
02:48:57,320 --> 02:48:59,270
and you can imagine in Konami

5069
02:48:59,270 --> 02:49:01,480
towers around 98 or whatever

5070
02:49:01,480 --> 02:49:03,480
when they were making this I'd

5071
02:49:03,480 --> 02:49:04,200
say there

5072
02:49:04,200 --> 02:49:06,120
were a few fucking real weirdos

5073
02:49:06,120 --> 02:49:08,300
working there you know getting

5074
02:49:08,300 --> 02:49:09,840
paid good money as well great

5075
02:49:09,840 --> 02:49:10,280
great

5076
02:49:10,280 --> 02:49:13,360
money in it if you can realize

5077
02:49:13,360 --> 02:49:15,640
your inner demon and temper

5078
02:49:15,640 --> 02:49:18,610
your demonic uh fucking spirit

5079
02:49:18,610 --> 02:49:20,520
and then channel it

5080
02:49:20,520 --> 02:49:22,690
through some sort of creative

5081
02:49:22,690 --> 02:49:24,970
endeavor then you're actually

5082
02:49:24,970 --> 02:49:26,820
you're laughing there's

5083
02:49:26,820 --> 02:49:28,120
probably a lot of

5084
02:49:28,120 --> 02:49:29,560
fucked up cunts out there you

5085
02:49:29,560 --> 02:49:31,060
know but we don't know about it

5086
02:49:31,060 --> 02:49:32,440
because they just make good

5087
02:49:32,440 --> 02:49:32,840
stuff

5088
02:49:34,200 --> 02:49:34,910
there's a place for them but

5089
02:49:34,910 --> 02:49:37,520
then again nowadays maybe there's

5090
02:49:37,520 --> 02:49:39,680
not there isn't any place for

5091
02:49:39,680 --> 02:49:41,720
them maybe it was like

5092
02:49:41,720 --> 02:49:43,350
few and far between I wonder

5093
02:49:43,350 --> 02:49:45,100
where are the the people that

5094
02:49:45,100 --> 02:49:46,710
were working on silent hill

5095
02:49:46,710 --> 02:49:47,480
back in the day

5096
02:49:47,480 --> 02:49:49,580
where are they now what what's

5097
02:49:49,580 --> 02:49:51,570
going on nowadays where those

5098
02:49:51,570 --> 02:49:53,520
people can you know put their

5099
02:49:53,520 --> 02:49:55,160
nightmares to good use

5100
02:49:56,120 --> 02:49:58,310
I don't know of anything we've

5101
02:49:58,310 --> 02:50:00,340
got a pink ball that's the main

5102
02:50:00,340 --> 02:50:02,330
thing let's get the into the

5103
02:50:02,330 --> 02:50:03,160
courtyard

5104
02:50:07,400 --> 02:50:08,440
maybe we'll take a drink

5105
02:50:11,000 --> 02:50:11,350
dissonant piano chords again

5106
02:50:11,350 --> 02:50:14,010
let's have an examination a

5107
02:50:14,010 --> 02:50:17,000
fluorescent pink rubber ball

5108
02:50:17,000 --> 02:50:18,600
used by children

5109
02:50:19,240 --> 02:50:21,120
mr. children is after you let's

5110
02:50:21,120 --> 02:50:23,300
take a fucking firsty stuck the

5111
02:50:23,300 --> 02:50:25,860
firsty into us then we'll give

5112
02:50:25,860 --> 02:50:27,080
it a save state

5113
02:50:28,440 --> 02:50:30,580
number five lovely stuff back

5114
02:50:30,580 --> 02:50:34,080
on the piss thank you thank you

5115
02:50:34,080 --> 02:50:37,440
mr glenn and now we're back on

5116
02:50:37,440 --> 02:50:38,520
the piss

5117
02:50:44,360 --> 02:50:45,080
fucking locked

5118
02:50:50,680 --> 02:50:53,860
uh right well i mean where

5119
02:50:53,860 --> 02:50:55,880
would you fucking put that

5120
02:50:55,880 --> 02:50:58,140
rubber ball that rubber pink

5121
02:50:58,140 --> 02:50:59,560
ball unless you go

5122
02:50:59,560 --> 02:51:01,250
out into the streets let's take

5123
02:51:01,250 --> 02:51:03,550
it to the streets both these

5124
02:51:03,550 --> 02:51:07,000
fucking things are in there

5125
02:51:07,000 --> 02:51:08,520
that's fine

5126
02:51:10,200 --> 02:51:11,800
unless you go back into the

5127
02:51:11,800 --> 02:51:13,560
silver the clock and then you

5128
02:51:13,560 --> 02:51:15,160
go back to reality with the

5129
02:51:15,160 --> 02:51:16,680
pink ball but

5130
02:51:16,680 --> 02:51:18,240
it just feels a little bit like

5131
02:51:18,240 --> 02:51:19,610
why would they bring you to

5132
02:51:19,610 --> 02:51:21,110
this alternate universe and

5133
02:51:21,110 --> 02:51:21,960
then you have to

5134
02:51:21,960 --> 02:51:23,930
go straight back into the sound

5135
02:51:23,930 --> 02:51:25,890
place i'd say there's more work

5136
02:51:25,890 --> 02:51:27,540
to be done a lot done more to

5137
02:51:27,540 --> 02:51:27,800
do

5138
02:51:28,680 --> 02:51:34,050
in this shit kip of a gaff you

5139
02:51:34,050 --> 02:51:40,140
can go through here that's nice

5140
02:51:40,140 --> 02:51:41,160
a fan

5141
02:51:49,480 --> 02:51:51,820
phantovision what's this

5142
02:51:51,820 --> 02:51:54,490
nothing just color maybe stop

5143
02:51:54,490 --> 02:51:57,640
the fan with something a huge

5144
02:51:57,640 --> 02:52:00,840
fan is rotating if i get too

5145
02:52:00,840 --> 02:52:01,960
close i'll be sucked in

5146
02:52:11,800 --> 02:52:13,500
and there's a man inside it i

5147
02:52:13,500 --> 02:52:15,060
think maybe use your your

5148
02:52:15,060 --> 02:52:16,200
rubber ball here

5149
02:52:18,280 --> 02:52:18,520
no

5150
02:52:29,320 --> 02:52:30,900
yeah there's a man hanging

5151
02:52:30,900 --> 02:52:32,120
inside it like this

5152
02:52:34,600 --> 02:52:35,000
fucked

5153
02:52:36,680 --> 02:52:38,730
more nightmares i wonder inside

5154
02:52:38,730 --> 02:52:40,980
the office did they have like a

5155
02:52:40,980 --> 02:52:43,160
division who was working on

5156
02:52:43,160 --> 02:52:43,960
like the real

5157
02:52:43,960 --> 02:52:45,660
the reality world which was

5158
02:52:45,660 --> 02:52:47,440
scary enough and then they had

5159
02:52:47,440 --> 02:52:49,780
a subdivision a real bunch of

5160
02:52:49,780 --> 02:52:50,760
freaks working

5161
02:52:50,760 --> 02:52:52,870
on this stuff they were in a

5162
02:52:52,870 --> 02:52:54,500
separate room and there's a

5163
02:52:54,500 --> 02:52:56,280
smell in the room as well

5164
02:52:57,960 --> 02:52:59,780
get the fucking map open come

5165
02:52:59,780 --> 02:52:59,960
on

5166
02:53:04,600 --> 02:53:04,970
they were inside what was known

5167
02:53:04,970 --> 02:53:09,080
as the boo box in konami in

5168
02:53:09,080 --> 02:53:12,920
downtown tokyo oh you

5169
02:53:13,960 --> 02:53:14,980
i'm just gonna reload the cunt

5170
02:53:14,980 --> 02:53:16,960
again because i've i've been

5171
02:53:16,960 --> 02:53:18,920
snacked upon by these clowns

5172
02:53:18,920 --> 02:53:20,040
too many times

5173
02:53:21,240 --> 02:53:22,200
but uh paul meskel thank you

5174
02:53:22,200 --> 02:53:24,530
very much yeah i think there

5175
02:53:24,530 --> 02:53:27,080
was a fucking subunit of pure

5176
02:53:27,080 --> 02:53:29,360
fucking nightmarish japanese

5177
02:53:29,360 --> 02:53:31,470
stick nintendo game boy game

5178
02:53:31,470 --> 02:53:33,360
boys mcphail thank you very

5179
02:53:33,360 --> 02:53:34,760
much stevie mcphail

5180
02:53:35,800 --> 02:53:36,440
and uh

5181
02:53:37,960 --> 02:53:38,230
yeah they they probably had

5182
02:53:38,230 --> 02:53:40,180
like their own little room and

5183
02:53:40,180 --> 02:53:42,040
then not many people went in

5184
02:53:42,040 --> 02:53:42,600
there actually

5185
02:53:42,600 --> 02:53:43,860
it was the boss that was

5186
02:53:43,860 --> 02:53:45,420
probably saying don't don't go

5187
02:53:45,420 --> 02:53:47,080
in there they're fine let them

5188
02:53:48,280 --> 02:53:49,760
let them do that maybe the boss

5189
02:53:49,760 --> 02:53:51,220
didn't even tell the rest of

5190
02:53:51,220 --> 02:53:52,840
the team what was going on the

5191
02:53:52,840 --> 02:53:53,000
rest of

5192
02:53:53,000 --> 02:53:54,150
the team might have been going

5193
02:53:54,150 --> 02:53:55,210
but what about is that have we

5194
02:53:55,210 --> 02:53:56,240
done enough here boss i mean

5195
02:53:56,240 --> 02:53:56,840
there's not

5196
02:53:57,400 --> 02:53:58,410
it feels like we've only done

5197
02:53:58,410 --> 02:54:00,100
half a game and he's like i don't

5198
02:54:00,100 --> 02:54:01,160
worry about that

5199
02:54:03,400 --> 02:54:05,870
don't worry about that that's

5200
02:54:05,870 --> 02:54:07,020
covered and uh you can only

5201
02:54:07,020 --> 02:54:07,640
imagine

5202
02:54:09,880 --> 02:54:12,750
but again some some fucked up

5203
02:54:12,750 --> 02:54:13,960
minds huh

5204
02:54:16,040 --> 02:54:17,930
some real tormented souls out

5205
02:54:17,930 --> 02:54:19,560
there but if you can channel

5206
02:54:19,560 --> 02:54:23,550
that torment into a nice little

5207
02:54:23,550 --> 02:54:25,320
path you find your niche

5208
02:54:27,320 --> 02:54:29,320
and then you can flourish you

5209
02:54:29,320 --> 02:54:31,210
know as a sick bastard in a in

5210
02:54:31,210 --> 02:54:34,100
society but there's yeah for

5211
02:54:34,100 --> 02:54:34,680
every sick

5212
02:54:34,680 --> 02:54:36,900
bastard that flourishes there's

5213
02:54:36,900 --> 02:54:39,000
fucking 20 or 50 of the cunts

5214
02:54:39,000 --> 02:54:40,890
that don't and then they'll end

5215
02:54:40,890 --> 02:54:41,640
up flourishing

5216
02:54:41,640 --> 02:54:44,330
all right in the wrong way they'll

5217
02:54:44,330 --> 02:54:46,190
they'll take it they'll take it

5218
02:54:46,190 --> 02:54:48,330
from graphic design and video

5219
02:54:48,330 --> 02:54:49,160
games and

5220
02:54:49,160 --> 02:54:50,880
and all this sort of stuff and

5221
02:54:50,880 --> 02:54:52,110
they'll they'll apply their

5222
02:54:52,110 --> 02:54:53,520
trade in reality and that's

5223
02:54:53,520 --> 02:54:54,600
what you don't want

5224
02:54:54,600 --> 02:54:55,910
and that's why we need tougher

5225
02:54:55,910 --> 02:54:58,610
sentences okay i think we i'm

5226
02:54:58,610 --> 02:55:01,800
all for it i'm all for bringing

5227
02:55:01,800 --> 02:55:03,160
back i know it's not a popular

5228
02:55:03,160 --> 02:55:04,200
opinion or anything like that

5229
02:55:04,200 --> 02:55:05,480
but i think we should really

5230
02:55:05,480 --> 02:55:09,280
take people down who fucking go

5231
02:55:09,280 --> 02:55:11,510
out there and commit real bad

5232
02:55:11,510 --> 02:55:12,960
crimes i've talked about this

5233
02:55:12,960 --> 02:55:14,760
before tom are you listening

5234
02:55:17,560 --> 02:55:19,770
just going on about some of

5235
02:55:19,770 --> 02:55:21,960
these goons you know we see

5236
02:55:21,960 --> 02:55:24,760
this in the game um obviously

5237
02:55:25,720 --> 02:55:26,720
people have problems in reality

5238
02:55:26,720 --> 02:55:28,640
and then they create nightmares

5239
02:55:28,640 --> 02:55:30,440
as a work of art but then other

5240
02:55:30,440 --> 02:55:31,640
people don't then they

5241
02:55:32,600 --> 02:55:33,570
they they use their torment and

5242
02:55:33,570 --> 02:55:35,280
to torment other people and

5243
02:55:35,280 --> 02:55:37,820
sometimes in graphically horrifically

5244
02:55:37,820 --> 02:55:38,200
ways

5245
02:55:40,200 --> 02:55:41,450
yep and uh what was why were

5246
02:55:41,450 --> 02:55:44,760
you calling it i actually don't

5247
02:55:44,760 --> 02:55:45,400
know

5248
02:55:45,400 --> 02:55:51,170
yep we'll carry on here anyway

5249
02:55:51,170 --> 02:55:53,780
and uh we'll move on at pace i

5250
02:55:53,780 --> 02:55:56,600
oh yeah i was gonna reload the

5251
02:55:56,600 --> 02:55:59,300
fucking thing that's that's the

5252
02:55:59,300 --> 02:56:01,800
main thing is get it reloaded

5253
02:56:06,280 --> 02:56:07,860
i don't need to reload actually

5254
02:56:07,860 --> 02:56:09,300
we've got more dissonance on

5255
02:56:09,300 --> 02:56:11,580
the piano which is always nice

5256
02:56:11,580 --> 02:56:13,000
to hear what about the

5257
02:56:13,000 --> 02:56:16,000
fucking uh that that ball that

5258
02:56:16,000 --> 02:56:16,520
i got

5259
02:56:18,840 --> 02:56:18,830
don't tell me i have to go back

5260
02:56:18,830 --> 02:56:21,240
to reality with the pink ball

5261
02:56:26,840 --> 02:56:28,700
what about this thing here

5262
02:56:28,700 --> 02:56:30,760
maybe i use the pink ball here

5263
02:56:34,440 --> 02:56:34,680
nope

5264
02:56:38,600 --> 02:56:46,070
it it it has to be back here no

5265
02:56:46,070 --> 02:56:46,760
no

5266
02:56:52,360 --> 02:56:54,590
pink ball a pink ball a pink

5267
02:56:54,590 --> 02:56:57,700
ball a pink ball what about

5268
02:56:57,700 --> 02:57:00,000
that hall there's a door in the

5269
02:57:00,000 --> 02:57:00,760
hall i didn't go

5270
02:57:00,760 --> 02:57:04,250
go through it the pace is back

5271
02:57:04,250 --> 02:57:07,260
on lads the pace is back in

5272
02:57:07,260 --> 02:57:10,480
town you thought it was over

5273
02:57:10,480 --> 02:57:12,040
you're wrong

5274
02:57:14,200 --> 02:57:15,200
you were wrong in a massive

5275
02:57:15,200 --> 02:57:17,780
massive way i'm ready to

5276
02:57:17,780 --> 02:57:20,680
fucking lay siege to these cons

5277
02:57:21,560 --> 02:57:25,990
let's f let's f5 that save this

5278
02:57:25,990 --> 02:57:27,240
mark this

5279
02:57:27,240 --> 02:57:33,030
a pink ball a pink ball fond

5280
02:57:33,030 --> 02:57:39,570
memories of my friend playing

5281
02:57:39,570 --> 02:57:45,900
the demo of this with a sheet

5282
02:57:45,900 --> 02:57:46,520
over his head

5283
02:57:48,440 --> 02:57:50,410
and me directing him he never

5284
02:57:50,410 --> 02:57:52,070
did let me play the jokes on

5285
02:57:52,070 --> 02:57:52,600
him now

5286
02:57:54,520 --> 02:57:56,270
he's doing porridge indirect

5287
02:57:56,270 --> 02:57:59,000
justice hopefully he isn't

5288
02:58:01,560 --> 02:58:02,520
thanks for the tip though

5289
02:58:09,320 --> 02:58:14,520
hmm

5290
02:58:14,520 --> 02:58:27,160
oh the subunit in konami towers

5291
02:58:35,880 --> 02:58:42,200
nightmare department

5292
02:58:42,200 --> 02:58:46,240
Class room.

5293
02:58:53,920 --> 02:58:55,240
Bloody locker.

5294
02:58:58,240 --> 02:58:59,640
No can do.

5295
02:59:00,560 --> 02:59:01,180
Another one.

5296
02:59:03,240 --> 02:59:05,620
More dissonant piano chords,

5297
02:59:05,620 --> 02:59:07,560
this time higher register.

5298
02:59:08,620 --> 02:59:09,800
A deck of cards.

5299
02:59:09,800 --> 02:59:15,060
There is a picture card, take

5300
02:59:15,060 --> 02:59:17,180
it, yes.

5301
02:59:17,520 --> 02:59:18,760
We know where that goes.

5302
02:59:19,300 --> 02:59:20,530
Down in that fucking slot in

5303
02:59:20,530 --> 02:59:21,940
the original room.

5304
02:59:22,200 --> 02:59:23,000
Cards are scattered.

5305
02:59:23,000 --> 02:59:42,260
Gun time.

5306
02:59:42,880 --> 02:59:43,120
No.

5307
02:59:43,540 --> 02:59:44,320
We'll just run away.

5308
02:59:46,380 --> 02:59:47,500
Ah, dead.

5309
02:59:47,500 --> 02:59:49,500
- -

5310
02:59:49,500 --> 02:59:51,500
*thud*

5311
02:59:51,500 --> 02:59:53,500
*thud*

5312
02:59:53,500 --> 02:59:55,500
*thud*

5313
02:59:55,500 --> 02:59:57,500
Oh

5314
02:59:57,500 --> 02:59:59,500
Oh

5315
02:59:59,500 --> 03:00:01,500
Oh

5316
03:00:01,500 --> 03:00:03,500
Oh

5317
03:00:03,500 --> 03:00:05,500
Oh

5318
03:00:05,500 --> 03:00:07,500
Oh

5319
03:00:07,500 --> 03:00:09,500
Oh

5320
03:00:09,500 --> 03:00:11,500
Oh

5321
03:00:11,500 --> 03:00:13,500
Oh

5322
03:00:13,500 --> 03:00:15,500
Oh

5323
03:00:15,500 --> 03:00:43,580
Don't need this book anymore

5324
03:00:43,580 --> 03:00:44,200
But fuck it

5325
03:00:44,200 --> 03:00:45,300
Might as well

5326
03:00:45,300 --> 03:00:46,220
Oh

5327
03:00:46,220 --> 03:00:57,360
Oh

5328
03:00:57,360 --> 03:01:08,020
Oh

5329
03:01:15,100 --> 03:01:22,980
One easy

5330
03:01:22,980 --> 03:01:25,400
One easy and then into the

5331
03:01:25,400 --> 03:01:25,900
reception

5332
03:01:25,900 --> 03:01:30,880
Oh yeah, can't

5333
03:01:30,880 --> 03:01:36,640
Oh!

5334
03:01:48,760 --> 03:01:49,860
Oh, God.

5335
03:01:51,580 --> 03:01:53,600
Kraken display from the

5336
03:01:53,600 --> 03:01:54,500
nightmare department.

5337
03:01:55,840 --> 03:01:57,160
They've really gone and done it

5338
03:01:57,160 --> 03:01:58,020
again.

5339
03:01:58,920 --> 03:02:00,530
Two lads wrapped in fucking

5340
03:02:00,530 --> 03:02:01,180
sheets.

5341
03:02:01,660 --> 03:02:04,620
Blood smattered in chains.

5342
03:02:06,380 --> 03:02:07,710
Just another day at work for

5343
03:02:07,710 --> 03:02:09,540
those guys when they came up

5344
03:02:09,540 --> 03:02:10,640
with this and designed it.

5345
03:02:11,400 --> 03:02:12,450
Imagine breaking to go to lunch

5346
03:02:12,450 --> 03:02:14,280
and getting a fucking sandwich

5347
03:02:14,280 --> 03:02:15,300
or something.

5348
03:02:15,640 --> 03:02:16,650
That's what you've been working

5349
03:02:16,650 --> 03:02:16,920
on.

5350
03:02:20,460 --> 03:02:21,400
Going home.

5351
03:02:21,740 --> 03:02:23,580
To fam- maybe to families.

5352
03:02:25,440 --> 03:02:26,060
You know?

5353
03:02:26,960 --> 03:02:35,020
Maybe they're the most well-adjusted

5354
03:02:35,020 --> 03:02:37,340
people.

5355
03:02:38,340 --> 03:02:39,380
The ones that can channel it.

5356
03:02:39,980 --> 03:02:40,740
Is this a door?

5357
03:02:40,820 --> 03:02:41,960
If it is, there's no keyhole.

5358
03:02:42,040 --> 03:02:43,000
Not even a knob.

5359
03:02:46,520 --> 03:02:48,680
If I push it, it moves a bit.

5360
03:02:50,420 --> 03:02:52,140
But it certainly won't open.

5361
03:03:00,600 --> 03:03:02,400
A horizontal slot!

5362
03:03:02,400 --> 03:03:20,800
Any more, no?

5363
03:03:26,160 --> 03:03:26,960
Five it.

5364
03:03:29,040 --> 03:03:29,840
Five it.

5365
03:03:29,840 --> 03:03:31,840
Five it.

5366
03:03:42,960 --> 03:03:39,070
Oh no, I tell you what, the

5367
03:03:39,070 --> 03:03:46,620
next room, this looks bad as

5368
03:03:46,620 --> 03:03:48,900
well.

5369
03:03:50,160 --> 03:03:51,700
In the next Jacks.

5370
03:03:54,020 --> 03:03:54,380
That's where the crying came

5371
03:03:54,380 --> 03:03:56,780
from in the last Jacks.

5372
03:03:57,580 --> 03:03:58,280
Do you know what I mean?

5373
03:03:58,280 --> 03:04:00,920
So the next one, if you think

5374
03:04:00,920 --> 03:04:03,670
this is bad, wait till you see

5375
03:04:03,670 --> 03:04:05,380
what's coming.

5376
03:04:18,800 --> 03:04:20,020
The Jackson 5.

5377
03:04:20,020 --> 03:04:31,460
This is it.

5378
03:04:31,740 --> 03:04:33,200
This could be a real stinker.

5379
03:04:35,440 --> 03:04:36,660
This could be fucked up.

5380
03:04:40,120 --> 03:04:41,660
And there's a little bit of

5381
03:04:41,660 --> 03:04:43,460
vibration going on the pad.

5382
03:04:44,740 --> 03:04:45,880
There's three boxes though.

5383
03:04:49,400 --> 03:04:48,340
I don't know what that

5384
03:04:48,340 --> 03:04:51,300
ammunition was there.

5385
03:05:01,300 --> 03:05:06,560
I wasn't bad at all.

5386
03:05:11,060 --> 03:05:11,940
Shotgun shells.

5387
03:05:16,020 --> 03:05:16,320
That was less worse than I

5388
03:05:16,320 --> 03:05:18,260
expected.

5389
03:05:18,360 --> 03:05:19,860
I thought there was going to be

5390
03:05:19,860 --> 03:05:21,580
some heavy shit inside here.

5391
03:05:21,580 --> 03:05:44,740
Oh, the... where are we?

5392
03:05:44,740 --> 03:05:54,700
What's going on here?

5393
03:05:56,740 --> 03:05:58,160
There's no way out.

5394
03:05:58,200 --> 03:05:59,830
But I came through the music

5395
03:05:59,830 --> 03:06:00,380
room.

5396
03:06:06,540 --> 03:06:07,840
I came through here.

5397
03:06:08,840 --> 03:06:09,760
Did I not?

5398
03:06:09,760 --> 03:06:30,280
Oh my god.

5399
03:06:30,280 --> 03:06:43,740
Jackson 5.

5400
03:06:43,740 --> 03:06:43,960
Jackson 5.

5401
03:06:43,960 --> 03:06:45,400
Jackson 5.

5402
03:06:52,400 --> 03:06:53,860
Still got that rubber ball.

5403
03:06:54,260 --> 03:06:55,470
I don't know what that's meant

5404
03:06:55,470 --> 03:06:55,960
to do.

5405
03:06:57,500 --> 03:06:58,800
There's all sorts of fucking

5406
03:06:58,800 --> 03:06:59,600
shit here now.

5407
03:07:00,460 --> 03:07:01,300
It's...

5408
03:07:01,300 --> 03:07:03,640
It's open season.

5409
03:07:04,460 --> 03:07:05,460
It's open season.

5410
03:07:10,380 --> 03:07:11,400
Jackson 5.

5411
03:07:11,400 --> 03:07:11,460
Jackson 5.

5412
03:07:15,060 --> 03:07:15,780
What's this?

5413
03:07:15,860 --> 03:07:16,240
Crisps?

5414
03:07:16,460 --> 03:07:16,660
No?

5415
03:07:16,660 --> 03:07:28,460
We go upstairs.

5416
03:07:29,200 --> 03:07:30,140
We go upstairs.

5417
03:07:34,140 --> 03:07:35,860
The Jackson Boyer.

5418
03:07:42,340 --> 03:07:43,220
Hello?

5419
03:07:45,160 --> 03:07:45,800
Daddy?

5420
03:07:45,800 --> 03:07:47,560
Help me.

5421
03:07:48,640 --> 03:07:49,320
Daddy?

5422
03:07:50,060 --> 03:07:51,400
Where are you?

5423
03:07:51,580 --> 03:07:52,000
Cheryl.

5424
03:08:02,800 --> 03:08:02,000
Did someone just drop a bomb on

5425
03:08:02,000 --> 03:08:05,660
this ship?

5426
03:08:06,240 --> 03:08:08,240
Because that stuff was a blast.

5427
03:08:11,800 --> 03:08:13,080
Not great, Pat.

5428
03:08:13,600 --> 03:08:14,920
It's not looking good.

5429
03:08:14,920 --> 03:08:17,780
No, Cheryl called there.

5430
03:08:17,860 --> 03:08:19,100
She didn't sound happy at all.

5431
03:08:20,840 --> 03:08:21,360
She's eight.

5432
03:08:21,860 --> 03:08:22,040
Yeah.

5433
03:08:22,680 --> 03:08:22,920
No.

5434
03:08:24,320 --> 03:08:24,720
No.

5435
03:08:25,160 --> 03:08:26,360
I think the monster's got her,

5436
03:08:26,360 --> 03:08:26,780
Pat.

5437
03:08:27,220 --> 03:08:28,860
I think the monster's got her.

5438
03:08:29,600 --> 03:08:30,400
I'm okay, though.

5439
03:08:30,400 --> 03:08:30,940
I have a pipe.

5440
03:08:31,280 --> 03:08:32,380
I have a gun and a pipe and a

5441
03:08:32,380 --> 03:08:32,820
ball.

5442
03:08:32,820 --> 03:08:32,820
I have a gun and a pipe and a

5443
03:08:32,820 --> 03:08:32,840
ball.

5444
03:08:34,120 --> 03:08:34,880
How about you?

5445
03:08:34,940 --> 03:08:35,480
How are things?

5446
03:08:36,560 --> 03:08:37,180
Any scandal?

5447
03:08:38,440 --> 03:08:39,680
Go into a lighthearted tone in

5448
03:08:39,680 --> 03:08:41,540
the middle of this.

5449
03:08:41,640 --> 03:08:42,560
This is where you are.

5450
03:08:42,720 --> 03:08:44,250
And then in that call, you

5451
03:08:44,250 --> 03:08:46,460
still have the crack with Pat.

5452
03:08:48,060 --> 03:08:49,380
into another classroom.

5453
03:08:49,380 --> 03:08:50,580
It's getting repetitive, lads.

5454
03:08:50,580 --> 03:08:52,150
I'm going to hold the hands up

5455
03:08:52,150 --> 03:08:53,380
and say I'm...

5456
03:08:53,380 --> 03:08:54,640
I think I'm done.

5457
03:08:55,460 --> 03:08:55,900
Let me see.

5458
03:08:57,460 --> 03:08:58,760
Two hours, three hours.

5459
03:08:58,840 --> 03:08:59,500
No, give it another.

5460
03:08:59,680 --> 03:09:00,240
Give it another.

5461
03:09:00,640 --> 03:09:01,240
Give it another.

5462
03:09:02,520 --> 03:09:03,350
We've got some creepy crawlies

5463
03:09:03,350 --> 03:09:05,120
heading our way, Pat.

5464
03:09:05,980 --> 03:09:07,300
That's all I can fucking see.

5465
03:09:12,040 --> 03:09:13,040
This cunt here, look.

5466
03:09:15,600 --> 03:09:15,380
He reminds me of fucking

5467
03:09:15,380 --> 03:09:18,220
Winston Churchill, look.

5468
03:09:18,280 --> 03:09:19,340
That little fella beside the

5469
03:09:19,340 --> 03:09:19,840
bullets.

5470
03:09:21,320 --> 03:09:22,170
That's how Winston Churchill

5471
03:09:22,170 --> 03:09:23,040
looked.

5472
03:09:25,240 --> 03:09:26,520
When he was on the way out.

5473
03:09:26,520 --> 03:09:40,240
That's Cobalt.

5474
03:09:40,720 --> 03:09:42,560
The informant from the Dahl.

5475
03:09:43,280 --> 03:09:45,800
The Russian spy inside Dahl Ehran.

5476
03:09:46,540 --> 03:09:48,540
Known as Cobalt.

5477
03:09:49,600 --> 03:09:52,300
Well, I want to say something.

5478
03:09:53,160 --> 03:09:54,100
I wasn't going to fucking let

5479
03:09:54,100 --> 03:09:55,500
the cat out the bag.

5480
03:09:55,500 --> 03:09:59,000
But I've got some news, guys.

5481
03:09:59,280 --> 03:10:00,540
I am Cobalt.

5482
03:10:00,960 --> 03:10:02,100
The Russian spy.

5483
03:10:06,180 --> 03:10:06,700
Yeah.

5484
03:10:10,460 --> 03:10:10,870
And I am the one that was doing

5485
03:10:10,870 --> 03:10:13,020
the spying.

5486
03:10:13,540 --> 03:10:14,460
Because I worked for fucking

5487
03:10:14,460 --> 03:10:15,020
Russia.

5488
03:10:16,680 --> 03:10:17,880
You thought I worked?

5489
03:10:18,180 --> 03:10:18,760
Still am.

5490
03:10:21,760 --> 03:10:22,650
I wasn't in government

5491
03:10:22,650 --> 03:10:25,140
buildings.

5492
03:10:25,140 --> 03:10:27,420
But I am doing spying for them.

5493
03:10:32,220 --> 03:10:33,280
Doing spying for them.

5494
03:10:33,720 --> 03:10:34,540
Doing spying for government

5495
03:10:34,540 --> 03:10:35,220
buildings.

5496
03:10:35,660 --> 03:10:36,720
Against Russia.

5497
03:10:39,420 --> 03:10:40,540
Double agent jab.

5498
03:10:43,340 --> 03:10:44,540
So everything's okay.

5499
03:10:44,700 --> 03:10:45,640
Everything is fine.

5500
03:10:45,640 --> 03:10:56,640
Cobalt was just knocking around

5501
03:10:56,640 --> 03:10:57,500
government buildings

5502
03:10:57,500 --> 03:11:00,240
Playing dissonant chords on a

5503
03:11:00,240 --> 03:11:00,820
piano

5504
03:11:00,820 --> 03:11:03,320
That's Cobalt there

5505
03:11:03,320 --> 03:11:07,150
Rap Zanagan, thank you very

5506
03:11:07,150 --> 03:11:08,040
much for the tip

5507
03:11:08,040 --> 03:11:11,080
Oh fuck off, fuck off

5508
03:11:11,080 --> 03:11:15,660
When do you get a machine gun

5509
03:11:15,660 --> 03:11:17,480
in this?

5510
03:11:17,820 --> 03:11:20,440
Is that an item or a pick-up-able?

5511
03:11:21,160 --> 03:11:22,600
I would like to know now

5512
03:11:22,600 --> 03:11:23,740
A locker room

5513
03:11:23,740 --> 03:11:25,350
Let's go to the locker room for

5514
03:11:25,350 --> 03:11:26,600
some locker room talk

5515
03:11:26,600 --> 03:11:28,690
The second locker room talk

5516
03:11:28,690 --> 03:11:30,200
moment of the night

5517
03:11:30,200 --> 03:11:34,500
More of this

5518
03:11:34,500 --> 03:11:36,960
More of this fucking caper

5519
03:11:36,960 --> 03:11:41,780
I'm gonna five it

5520
03:11:41,780 --> 03:11:45,760
There it is, fived

5521
03:11:45,760 --> 03:11:48,520
Get fived

5522
03:11:48,520 --> 03:11:51,940
If it was a cat, what's it

5523
03:11:51,940 --> 03:11:54,120
gonna be now?

5524
03:11:57,120 --> 03:11:58,000
A twat

5525
03:11:58,000 --> 03:12:03,020
Lovely foley work

5526
03:12:03,020 --> 03:12:05,010
And nothing in it either, just

5527
03:12:05,010 --> 03:12:05,360
blood

5528
03:12:05,360 --> 03:12:07,460
Pure Cobalt

5529
03:12:07,460 --> 03:12:09,800
How about this?

5530
03:12:14,680 --> 03:12:15,480
Oh!

5531
03:12:16,480 --> 03:12:17,040
Cobalt!

5532
03:12:20,820 --> 03:12:22,660
And a key from Cobalt

5533
03:12:22,660 --> 03:12:26,980
A library reserve key

5534
03:12:26,980 --> 03:12:27,620
Will you take it?

5535
03:12:27,700 --> 03:12:28,060
Yes

5536
03:12:28,060 --> 03:12:31,380
I'm giving one of these just

5537
03:12:31,380 --> 03:12:31,660
for extra

5538
03:12:31,660 --> 03:12:32,620
Look at the little design

5539
03:12:32,620 --> 03:12:34,670
He's got a little thing on his

5540
03:12:34,670 --> 03:12:35,360
boots

5541
03:12:35,360 --> 03:12:37,000
There's your man Harry

5542
03:12:37,000 --> 03:12:39,820
Like a metal buckle on the side

5543
03:12:39,820 --> 03:12:40,880
of his boot

5544
03:12:40,880 --> 03:12:52,220
Just to really take the edge

5545
03:12:52,220 --> 03:12:53,740
off

5546
03:12:53,740 --> 03:12:55,390
There's nothing else here for

5547
03:12:55,390 --> 03:12:55,560
us

5548
03:12:55,560 --> 03:12:56,780
We can get the fuck out of here

5549
03:12:56,780 --> 03:12:58,310
That was a good little scare

5550
03:12:58,310 --> 03:12:58,740
though

5551
03:12:58,740 --> 03:12:59,760
They got me

5552
03:12:59,760 --> 03:13:01,480
I'll give them that

5553
03:13:01,480 --> 03:13:02,040
They got me

5554
03:13:02,040 --> 03:13:04,620
We have in our possession

5555
03:13:04,620 --> 03:13:06,240
A sensual key

5556
03:13:06,240 --> 03:13:07,260
To beat the band

5557
03:13:07,260 --> 03:13:10,420
That is a library reserve key

5558
03:13:10,420 --> 03:13:11,000
The key

5559
03:13:11,000 --> 03:13:11,560
Thank you

5560
03:13:11,560 --> 03:13:12,480
Thank you

5561
03:13:12,480 --> 03:13:13,560
Cobalt striker

5562
03:13:13,560 --> 03:13:15,290
The key to the school's second

5563
03:13:15,290 --> 03:13:15,460
floor

5564
03:13:15,460 --> 03:13:16,700
Library reserves

5565
03:13:16,700 --> 03:13:18,500
Picked up in the locker room

5566
03:13:18,500 --> 03:13:22,420
Apparently they had found Cobalt

5567
03:13:22,420 --> 03:13:23,020
Months ago

5568
03:13:23,020 --> 03:13:24,560
But he was deadly at the indoor

5569
03:13:24,560 --> 03:13:24,880
soccer

5570
03:13:24,880 --> 03:13:26,360
So they kept him to win

5571
03:13:26,360 --> 03:13:27,540
The doll league

5572
03:13:27,540 --> 03:13:29,080
Had to shop him

5573
03:13:29,080 --> 03:13:31,220
After he tore his Achilles

5574
03:13:31,220 --> 03:13:32,680
I have it on good authority

5575
03:13:32,680 --> 03:13:33,520
That during the making of the

5576
03:13:33,520 --> 03:13:33,700
game

5577
03:13:33,700 --> 03:13:34,780
The spooky boys

5578
03:13:34,780 --> 03:13:36,520
Used to sit strapped

5579
03:13:36,520 --> 03:13:37,640
To the underside

5580
03:13:37,640 --> 03:13:39,480
Of the normal lads desks

5581
03:13:39,480 --> 03:13:41,660
For full immersion

5582
03:13:41,660 --> 03:13:42,280
Well I would

5583
03:13:42,280 --> 03:13:44,560
Definitely believe that

5584
03:13:44,560 --> 03:13:47,260
Strapped to the underside

5585
03:13:47,260 --> 03:13:48,020
Of the desk

5586
03:13:48,020 --> 03:13:48,800
And

5587
03:13:48,800 --> 03:13:50,980
Maybe some of their hands

5588
03:13:50,980 --> 03:13:51,700
Were free

5589
03:13:51,700 --> 03:13:52,240
Do you know

5590
03:13:52,240 --> 03:13:53,260
To just give people

5591
03:13:53,260 --> 03:13:54,140
A little bit of a touch

5592
03:13:54,140 --> 03:13:55,140
And that was allowed

5593
03:13:55,140 --> 03:13:56,040
Back then as well

5594
03:13:56,040 --> 03:13:57,660
Because standards

5595
03:13:57,660 --> 03:13:58,740
Hadn't reached

5596
03:13:58,740 --> 03:14:00,540
You know that level

5597
03:14:00,540 --> 03:14:00,920
Where

5598
03:14:00,920 --> 03:14:01,760
That sort of

5599
03:14:01,760 --> 03:14:02,320
Japery

5600
03:14:02,320 --> 03:14:03,800
Although it was

5601
03:14:03,800 --> 03:14:04,200
On

5602
03:14:04,200 --> 03:14:05,340
What would you say

5603
03:14:05,340 --> 03:14:06,840
That's non-consensual

5604
03:14:06,840 --> 03:14:08,500
Grabbing and snatching

5605
03:14:08,500 --> 03:14:11,420
Under the

5606
03:14:11,420 --> 03:14:12,600
Ages of

5607
03:14:12,600 --> 03:14:13,800
Of

5608
03:14:13,800 --> 03:14:14,420
Japery

5609
03:14:14,420 --> 03:14:15,480
And of

5610
03:14:15,480 --> 03:14:15,740
You know

5611
03:14:15,740 --> 03:14:17,520
Creating a working environment

5612
03:14:17,520 --> 03:14:18,920
That was conducive

5613
03:14:18,920 --> 03:14:20,480
Towards facilitating

5614
03:14:20,480 --> 03:14:21,440
Such nightmares

5615
03:14:21,440 --> 03:14:22,520
Then

5616
03:14:22,520 --> 03:14:23,800
They were given

5617
03:14:23,800 --> 03:14:25,180
Those little crazy guys

5618
03:14:25,180 --> 03:14:26,240
That were strapped to the

5619
03:14:26,240 --> 03:14:27,220
Inside of the table

5620
03:14:27,220 --> 03:14:28,200
Were given

5621
03:14:28,200 --> 03:14:29,920
Carte blanche

5622
03:14:29,920 --> 03:14:31,880
To do what they wanted

5623
03:14:31,880 --> 03:14:33,440
And it was all

5624
03:14:33,440 --> 03:14:34,460
Legal

5625
03:14:34,460 --> 03:14:35,940
That's just

5626
03:14:35,940 --> 03:14:36,820
That's how it goes

5627
03:14:36,820 --> 03:14:37,240
In Japan

5628
03:14:37,240 --> 03:14:38,800
And that's how it still

5629
03:14:38,800 --> 03:14:39,840
Does go in some places

5630
03:14:39,840 --> 03:14:40,420
I imagine

5631
03:14:40,420 --> 03:14:41,820
Bogman Maguire

5632
03:14:41,820 --> 03:14:42,680
Thank you very much

5633
03:14:42,680 --> 03:14:43,500
For the tip

5634
03:14:43,500 --> 03:14:46,340
What I will say

5635
03:14:46,340 --> 03:14:47,100
Is that we need to get

5636
03:14:47,100 --> 03:14:47,640
A bit of health

5637
03:14:47,640 --> 03:14:48,260
Drink into this

5638
03:14:48,260 --> 03:14:49,320
Fast pronto

5639
03:14:49,320 --> 03:14:50,720
Statman do

5640
03:14:50,720 --> 03:14:52,560
And that's one of the best

5641
03:14:52,560 --> 03:14:53,900
And let's

5642
03:14:53,900 --> 03:14:54,720
Let's five it

5643
03:14:54,720 --> 03:14:55,260
Five will

5644
03:14:55,260 --> 03:14:56,300
Five will make you

5645
03:14:56,300 --> 03:14:57,120
Get down now

5646
03:14:57,120 --> 03:14:59,520
God I love that

5647
03:14:59,520 --> 03:15:00,100
Save state

5648
03:15:00,100 --> 03:15:01,700
Imagine having this

5649
03:15:01,700 --> 03:15:02,300
Back in the day

5650
03:15:02,300 --> 03:15:02,940
Playing this

5651
03:15:02,940 --> 03:15:04,180
Not having the states

5652
03:15:04,180 --> 03:15:06,440
You would be

5653
03:15:06,440 --> 03:15:07,360
Fucking

5654
03:15:07,360 --> 03:15:08,760
Shitting it

5655
03:15:08,760 --> 03:15:18,320
Right

5656
03:15:18,320 --> 03:15:19,280
We have the library

5657
03:15:19,280 --> 03:15:20,060
We have the library

5658
03:15:20,060 --> 03:15:20,940
We turn right

5659
03:15:20,940 --> 03:15:21,840
Up the corridor

5660
03:15:21,840 --> 03:15:22,670
We don't bother with the

5661
03:15:22,670 --> 03:15:23,100
classrooms

5662
03:15:23,100 --> 03:15:23,780
Sick of them

5663
03:15:23,780 --> 03:15:24,580
Nothing in them

5664
03:15:24,580 --> 03:15:26,040
Usually just a bunch of fucking

5665
03:15:26,040 --> 03:15:26,960
Mopes

5666
03:15:26,960 --> 03:15:27,920
Churchills

5667
03:15:27,920 --> 03:15:29,180
Cobalts

5668
03:15:29,180 --> 03:15:29,980
And creepus

5669
03:15:29,980 --> 03:15:30,500
Crawlises

5670
03:15:30,500 --> 03:15:32,360
That give us nothing

5671
03:15:32,360 --> 03:15:33,620
They do nothing

5672
03:15:33,620 --> 03:15:34,380
Only to serve

5673
03:15:34,380 --> 03:15:35,500
A very

5674
03:15:35,500 --> 03:15:37,260
Very unwarranted purpose

5675
03:15:37,260 --> 03:15:38,060
McPhail

5676
03:15:38,060 --> 03:15:39,140
Thank you very much there

5677
03:15:39,140 --> 03:15:41,140
For your tip

5678
03:15:41,140 --> 03:15:42,260
With some more

5679
03:15:42,260 --> 03:15:43,440
Oh fuck off

5680
03:15:43,440 --> 03:15:44,600
Can't go through there

5681
03:15:44,600 --> 03:15:46,420
Joke of a fucking place

5682
03:15:46,420 --> 03:15:48,200
What kind of school is this?

5683
03:15:49,680 --> 03:15:50,900
Go the long way around

5684
03:15:50,900 --> 03:15:51,160
Now

5685
03:15:51,160 --> 03:15:51,760
Ah

5686
03:15:51,760 --> 03:15:54,980
Oh fuck off

5687
03:15:54,980 --> 03:15:57,380
What kind of fucking school is

5688
03:15:57,380 --> 03:15:57,840
this?

5689
03:15:58,100 --> 03:15:59,020
Who's running this?

5690
03:15:59,680 --> 03:16:00,520
Principal needs to be

5691
03:16:00,520 --> 03:16:01,980
Principal needs to be sacked

5692
03:16:01,980 --> 03:16:05,640
I'm gonna write to Norma Foley

5693
03:16:05,640 --> 03:16:06,220
tomorrow

5694
03:16:06,220 --> 03:16:10,120
Where's the inspectors?

5695
03:16:10,700 --> 03:16:12,340
Where are the fucking parents?

5696
03:16:13,100 --> 03:16:14,080
Sending their kids to this

5697
03:16:14,080 --> 03:16:15,300
fucking shit dump

5698
03:16:15,300 --> 03:16:16,520
Just goes to show you doesn't

5699
03:16:16,520 --> 03:16:16,720
it?

5700
03:16:17,380 --> 03:16:18,840
That we need to crack down

5701
03:16:18,840 --> 03:16:20,180
And clamp down on some of these

5702
03:16:20,180 --> 03:16:20,460
cunts

5703
03:16:20,460 --> 03:16:23,480
I'm all for dishing out

5704
03:16:23,480 --> 03:16:25,060
Steel pipes as well

5705
03:16:25,060 --> 03:16:26,120
Cause they just

5706
03:16:26,120 --> 03:16:27,970
I fucking had a great time with

5707
03:16:27,970 --> 03:16:28,260
the pipe

5708
03:16:28,260 --> 03:16:29,650
Swinging that fucking thing

5709
03:16:29,650 --> 03:16:30,040
around

5710
03:16:30,040 --> 03:16:32,060
Not good enough though

5711
03:16:32,060 --> 03:16:34,050
We need more people getting out

5712
03:16:34,050 --> 03:16:34,180
there

5713
03:16:34,180 --> 03:16:34,800
Getting the hand

5714
03:16:34,800 --> 03:16:36,520
Grassroots level piping

5715
03:16:36,520 --> 03:16:36,920
You know?

5716
03:16:37,700 --> 03:16:38,600
McPhail thanks for the tip

5717
03:16:38,600 --> 03:16:40,420
I've just had two bombs dropped

5718
03:16:40,420 --> 03:16:40,740
on me

5719
03:16:40,740 --> 03:16:41,820
And to be honest

5720
03:16:41,820 --> 03:16:43,220
I'm not right after it

5721
03:16:43,220 --> 03:16:45,360
Silent Hill Dev T

5722
03:16:45,360 --> 03:16:45,680
Oh

5723
03:16:45,680 --> 03:16:47,500
Thanks for the tip

5724
03:16:47,500 --> 03:16:48,660
Anyway I didn't realise

5725
03:16:48,660 --> 03:16:49,760
What I was fucking reading

5726
03:16:49,760 --> 03:16:50,040
there

5727
03:16:50,040 --> 03:16:50,580
Until the end

5728
03:16:50,580 --> 03:16:52,010
But we'll fucking move on with

5729
03:16:52,010 --> 03:16:52,400
that one

5730
03:16:52,400 --> 03:16:54,040
But it doesn't make sense

5731
03:16:54,040 --> 03:16:54,720
In the timeline

5732
03:16:54,720 --> 03:16:56,640
Because this was made in 1998

5733
03:16:56,640 --> 03:16:59,060
It wouldn't have

5734
03:16:59,060 --> 03:17:02,040
Those bombs wouldn't have

5735
03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:04,200
happened a long time before

5736
03:17:04,200 --> 03:17:06,600
So we do

5737
03:17:06,600 --> 03:17:07,940
Do you know what the sickener

5738
03:17:07,940 --> 03:17:08,220
is?

5739
03:17:08,260 --> 03:17:09,290
You do have to go through the

5740
03:17:09,290 --> 03:17:09,720
classrooms

5741
03:17:09,720 --> 03:17:11,090
In order to get to the library

5742
03:17:11,090 --> 03:17:11,500
as well

5743
03:17:11,500 --> 03:17:12,820
And now we have another

5744
03:17:12,820 --> 03:17:13,460
Churchill

5745
03:17:13,460 --> 03:17:14,720
On our ass

5746
03:17:14,720 --> 03:17:16,400
Right in front of the fucking

5747
03:17:16,400 --> 03:17:16,700
door

5748
03:17:16,700 --> 03:17:17,160
And I go

5749
03:17:17,160 --> 03:17:18,720
He's gonna get me now

5750
03:17:18,720 --> 03:17:20,140
As soon as I exit out of this

5751
03:17:20,140 --> 03:17:20,360
map

5752
03:17:20,360 --> 03:17:21,920
Sickener

5753
03:17:21,920 --> 03:17:25,040
You little sickener

5754
03:17:25,040 --> 03:17:31,120
You fucking sick cunts

5755
03:17:31,120 --> 03:17:33,380
Ah you cunts

5756
03:17:33,380 --> 03:17:47,280
You've been cobalted

5757
03:17:47,280 --> 03:17:54,240
Who provided the intelligence?

5758
03:17:54,240 --> 03:17:57,500
That there was a Russian spy

5759
03:17:57,500 --> 03:17:58,880
Working within

5760
03:17:58,880 --> 03:18:00,360
The government

5761
03:18:00,360 --> 03:18:01,660
Called Cobalt

5762
03:18:01,660 --> 03:18:01,920
Right?

5763
03:18:02,000 --> 03:18:03,300
Who provided that intelligence

5764
03:18:03,300 --> 03:18:04,420
In the first place

5765
03:18:04,420 --> 03:18:05,800
Because

5766
03:18:05,800 --> 03:18:08,080
It was only a few months later

5767
03:18:08,080 --> 03:18:09,620
Or even a couple of months ago

5768
03:18:09,620 --> 03:18:11,620
I remember then reading

5769
03:18:11,620 --> 03:18:13,460
Some story that was put out

5770
03:18:13,460 --> 03:18:13,780
But then

5771
03:18:13,780 --> 03:18:15,620
Who the fuck put that story out

5772
03:18:15,620 --> 03:18:15,880
Saying

5773
03:18:15,880 --> 03:18:17,000
Oh don't worry

5774
03:18:17,000 --> 03:18:17,320
I knew

5775
03:18:17,320 --> 03:18:18,440
It was like

5776
03:18:18,440 --> 03:18:19,320
It went to the effect of

5777
03:18:19,320 --> 03:18:19,900
There actually

5778
03:18:19,900 --> 03:18:20,400
Do you know what?

5779
03:18:20,480 --> 03:18:22,220
There actually wasn't Cobalt

5780
03:18:22,220 --> 03:18:24,680
Cobalt was a made up name

5781
03:18:24,680 --> 03:18:26,780
It's like

5782
03:18:26,780 --> 03:18:27,700
Who provides

5783
03:18:27,700 --> 03:18:28,020
Who's

5784
03:18:28,020 --> 03:18:29,600
And we're only getting that

5785
03:18:29,600 --> 03:18:30,100
From the

5786
03:18:30,100 --> 03:18:31,360
From the press

5787
03:18:31,360 --> 03:18:33,080
Or the fucking

5788
03:18:33,080 --> 03:18:34,380
You know

5789
03:18:34,380 --> 03:18:35,380
The media landscape

5790
03:18:35,380 --> 03:18:36,880
Within the country itself

5791
03:18:36,880 --> 03:18:38,500
So it just goes to show you

5792
03:18:38,500 --> 03:18:38,780
There's

5793
03:18:38,780 --> 03:18:40,280
There's all sorts of

5794
03:18:40,280 --> 03:18:40,960
Hullaballoon

5795
03:18:40,960 --> 03:18:41,900
Jiggery pokery

5796
03:18:41,900 --> 03:18:42,380
Going on

5797
03:18:42,380 --> 03:18:44,420
Chinese whispers

5798
03:18:44,420 --> 03:18:45,720
Stories

5799
03:18:45,720 --> 03:18:47,000
Put out there

5800
03:18:47,000 --> 03:18:48,540
And we're just left

5801
03:18:48,540 --> 03:18:49,920
Feeding off scraps

5802
03:18:49,920 --> 03:18:50,580
Like little

5803
03:18:50,580 --> 03:18:51,420
Churchill's

5804
03:18:51,420 --> 03:18:52,860
In this game

5805
03:18:52,860 --> 03:18:55,460
Confused

5806
03:18:55,460 --> 03:18:56,960
The bewildered herd

5807
03:18:56,960 --> 03:18:58,480
That's all we is

5808
03:18:58,480 --> 03:19:01,300
Resident Evil

5809
03:19:01,300 --> 03:19:03,280
We don't even need to

5810
03:19:03,280 --> 03:19:04,600
To continue

5811
03:19:04,600 --> 03:19:05,580
We can just load the

5812
03:19:05,580 --> 03:19:06,500
Fucking save state

5813
03:19:06,500 --> 03:19:10,620
But like

5814
03:19:10,620 --> 03:19:11,560
You know

5815
03:19:11,560 --> 03:19:12,640
If a story comes out

5816
03:19:12,640 --> 03:19:13,080
Like that

5817
03:19:13,080 --> 03:19:14,100
About a spy

5818
03:19:14,100 --> 03:19:14,660
Then

5819
03:19:14,660 --> 03:19:16,500
Maybe there is

5820
03:19:16,500 --> 03:19:17,220
A fucking spy

5821
03:19:17,220 --> 03:19:18,540
It just sounded

5822
03:19:18,540 --> 03:19:19,420
A bit kind of

5823
03:19:19,420 --> 03:19:20,680
Oh it's swept

5824
03:19:20,680 --> 03:19:21,320
Under the carpet

5825
03:19:21,320 --> 03:19:22,840
It sounded a bit like

5826
03:19:22,840 --> 03:19:24,160
Oh nothing to see here

5827
03:19:24,160 --> 03:19:25,440
When I read that story

5828
03:19:25,440 --> 03:19:26,160
A couple months ago

5829
03:19:26,160 --> 03:19:26,420
About

5830
03:19:26,420 --> 03:19:27,640
Cobalt was just

5831
03:19:27,640 --> 03:19:29,000
That was just bullshit man

5832
03:19:29,000 --> 03:19:29,840
There is no fucking

5833
03:19:29,840 --> 03:19:30,320
Cobalt

5834
03:19:30,320 --> 03:19:32,120
But then I'd believe

5835
03:19:32,120 --> 03:19:32,600
That as well

5836
03:19:32,600 --> 03:19:33,260
Because I'd think

5837
03:19:33,260 --> 03:19:34,400
What would Russia

5838
03:19:34,400 --> 03:19:35,380
Really be arsed

5839
03:19:35,380 --> 03:19:36,500
Spying on here

5840
03:19:36,500 --> 03:19:37,820
Their spy

5841
03:19:37,820 --> 03:19:38,980
The mainstay

5842
03:19:38,980 --> 03:19:39,820
Of their spying

5843
03:19:39,820 --> 03:19:41,240
Would be to do with

5844
03:19:41,240 --> 03:19:42,600
Sailing around

5845
03:19:42,600 --> 03:19:43,080
The fucking

5846
03:19:43,080 --> 03:19:44,480
The water outside

5847
03:19:44,480 --> 03:19:45,140
In the Atlantic

5848
03:19:45,140 --> 03:19:45,500
You know

5849
03:19:45,500 --> 03:19:46,420
Getting ready to cut

5850
03:19:46,420 --> 03:19:47,560
Under sea cables

5851
03:19:47,560 --> 03:19:48,840
In the event of

5852
03:19:48,840 --> 03:19:49,800
Some sort of

5853
03:19:49,800 --> 03:19:50,760
Attack on us

5854
03:19:50,760 --> 03:19:53,080
I don't think

5855
03:19:53,080 --> 03:19:53,620
They need to do

5856
03:19:53,620 --> 03:19:54,160
Any spying

5857
03:19:54,160 --> 03:19:55,140
I'd say they'd just

5858
03:19:55,140 --> 03:19:55,580
Be like

5859
03:19:55,580 --> 03:19:56,640
Yes

5860
03:19:56,640 --> 03:19:57,660
We will do things

5861
03:19:57,660 --> 03:19:58,320
By force

5862
03:19:58,320 --> 03:19:59,460
I think

5863
03:19:59,460 --> 03:20:00,520
I don't think

5864
03:20:00,520 --> 03:20:01,780
It's that kind of a way

5865
03:20:01,780 --> 03:20:02,420
And they're already

5866
03:20:02,420 --> 03:20:03,040
Frowned upon

5867
03:20:03,040 --> 03:20:03,340
Anyway

5868
03:20:03,340 --> 03:20:03,900
Because the whole

5869
03:20:03,900 --> 03:20:04,740
Ukraine thing

5870
03:20:04,740 --> 03:20:07,100
But

5871
03:20:07,100 --> 03:20:08,120
What do I know

5872
03:20:08,120 --> 03:20:08,960
I don't fucking

5873
03:20:08,960 --> 03:20:09,400
Know anything

5874
03:20:09,400 --> 03:20:11,440
We reload that

5875
03:20:11,440 --> 03:20:12,140
State now

5876
03:20:12,140 --> 03:20:14,560
To get me answers

5877
03:20:14,560 --> 03:20:15,320
I'm fast

5878
03:20:15,320 --> 03:20:18,720
Reload the game

5879
03:20:18,720 --> 03:20:21,000
Who cares about

5880
03:20:21,000 --> 03:20:21,520
Cobalt

5881
03:20:21,520 --> 03:20:24,440
Thank you very much

5882
03:20:24,440 --> 03:20:24,620
There

5883
03:20:24,620 --> 03:20:25,080
Braap

5884
03:20:25,080 --> 03:20:25,660
Zanagan

5885
03:20:25,660 --> 03:20:29,880
Who says

5886
03:20:29,880 --> 03:20:31,660
More like

5887
03:20:31,660 --> 03:20:32,580
Cobollocks

5888
03:20:32,580 --> 03:20:34,640
And

5889
03:20:34,640 --> 03:20:35,640
Fungie the dolphin

5890
03:20:35,640 --> 03:20:36,420
Thank you very much

5891
03:20:36,420 --> 03:20:37,180
For all the seals

5892
03:20:37,180 --> 03:20:38,220
That couldn't be here

5893
03:20:38,220 --> 03:20:38,660
Tonight

5894
03:20:38,660 --> 03:20:47,940
So I got a sweet

5895
03:20:47,940 --> 03:20:48,680
Little fucking key

5896
03:20:48,680 --> 03:20:49,420
And then I'm gonna go

5897
03:20:49,420 --> 03:20:50,860
Up through the classrooms

5898
03:20:50,860 --> 03:20:52,260
Don't get mauled

5899
03:20:52,260 --> 03:20:53,240
And then into the library

5900
03:20:53,240 --> 03:20:53,560
reserve

5901
03:20:53,560 --> 03:20:54,600
So we just need to not

5902
03:20:54,600 --> 03:20:55,200
Get killed here

5903
03:20:55,200 --> 03:21:11,260
I've got the game window up

5904
03:21:11,260 --> 03:21:21,580
Cobolls

5905
03:21:21,580 --> 03:21:23,260
Cobolls

5906
03:21:23,260 --> 03:21:23,820
Cobolls

5907
03:21:23,820 --> 03:21:24,320
Cobolls

5908
03:21:24,320 --> 03:21:29,860
Cobolls after you

5909
03:21:29,860 --> 03:21:35,860
Couple little cobalts

5910
03:21:35,860 --> 03:21:35,860
Cobolls

5911
03:21:35,860 --> 03:21:53,530
Down the end, straight to the

5912
03:21:53,530 --> 03:21:53,820
library

5913
03:21:53,820 --> 03:21:54,800
Not even going to bother

5914
03:21:54,800 --> 03:21:55,820
checking out those rooms

5915
03:21:55,820 --> 03:22:04,340
Schultz

5916
03:22:04,340 --> 03:22:07,160
Oh fuck

5917
03:22:07,160 --> 03:22:10,790
I have the headphones on, I

5918
03:22:10,790 --> 03:22:11,900
thought there was a fucking

5919
03:22:11,900 --> 03:22:13,060
noise coming over there

5920
03:22:13,060 --> 03:22:14,530
There is no door there though,

5921
03:22:14,530 --> 03:22:15,320
it's just a wall

5922
03:22:15,320 --> 03:22:19,530
Great stuff, more nightmares

5923
03:22:19,530 --> 03:22:23,800
from those CLGs

5924
03:22:23,800 --> 03:22:26,380
Look at this

5925
03:22:26,380 --> 03:22:32,500
I heard they used to have a box

5926
03:22:32,500 --> 03:22:34,920
Suspended from the ceiling

5927
03:22:34,920 --> 03:22:36,410
When they were having their

5928
03:22:36,410 --> 03:22:38,080
round table discussions about

5929
03:22:38,080 --> 03:22:39,560
what direction the game was

5930
03:22:39,560 --> 03:22:39,940
taken

5931
03:22:39,940 --> 03:22:41,460
They'd just look up

5932
03:22:41,460 --> 03:22:43,850
The guy who was leading the

5933
03:22:43,850 --> 03:22:46,740
program and say, hey guys, look

5934
03:22:46,740 --> 03:22:47,720
up there

5935
03:22:47,720 --> 03:22:49,810
And then go, and there was just

5936
03:22:49,810 --> 03:22:51,100
like some fellas in a box

5937
03:22:51,100 --> 03:22:52,280
covered in blood going

5938
03:22:52,280 --> 03:22:55,890
And then that would fester in

5939
03:22:55,890 --> 03:22:59,840
the minds of the designers and

5940
03:22:59,840 --> 03:23:04,070
lead to a more well-rounded

5941
03:23:04,070 --> 03:23:07,640
nightmare of a product

5942
03:23:07,640 --> 03:23:10,780
Do you know, things weren't

5943
03:23:10,780 --> 03:23:12,260
scary enough?

5944
03:23:12,260 --> 03:23:14,870
Thank you very much there, Cobalt

5945
03:23:14,870 --> 03:23:15,440
69

5946
03:23:15,440 --> 03:23:17,120
If things weren't scary enough,

5947
03:23:17,120 --> 03:23:18,620
they'd bring them into the boo

5948
03:23:18,620 --> 03:23:18,860
box

5949
03:23:18,860 --> 03:23:23,520
And they knew that they weren't

5950
03:23:23,520 --> 03:23:26,540
performing when they had to go

5951
03:23:26,540 --> 03:23:27,820
into the boo box

5952
03:23:27,820 --> 03:23:29,840
Hearing this, the hunter armed

5953
03:23:29,840 --> 03:23:31,770
with bow and arrow said, I will

5954
03:23:31,770 --> 03:23:32,780
kill the lizard

5955
03:23:32,780 --> 03:23:34,860
But upon meeting his opponent,

5956
03:23:34,860 --> 03:23:36,770
he held back taunting, who's

5957
03:23:36,770 --> 03:23:38,340
afraid of a reptile?

5958
03:23:38,340 --> 03:23:40,990
At this, the furious lizard

5959
03:23:40,990 --> 03:23:43,700
hissed, I'll swallow you up in

5960
03:23:43,700 --> 03:23:45,020
a single bite

5961
03:23:45,020 --> 03:23:47,120
Then, the huge creature

5962
03:23:47,120 --> 03:23:49,360
attacked, jaws open wide

5963
03:23:49,360 --> 03:23:51,480
This was what the man wanted

5964
03:23:51,480 --> 03:23:53,930
Calmly drawing his bow, he shot

5965
03:23:53,930 --> 03:23:55,910
into the fucking lizard's gaping

5966
03:23:55,910 --> 03:23:56,340
mouth

5967
03:23:56,340 --> 03:23:58,880
Effortlessly, the arrow flew

5968
03:23:58,880 --> 03:24:01,620
Piercing the defenseless maw

5969
03:24:01,620 --> 03:24:05,140
And the lizard fell down dead

5970
03:24:05,140 --> 03:24:06,740
Great tale

5971
03:24:06,740 --> 03:24:08,820
For dunces

5972
03:24:08,820 --> 03:24:11,400
This is from an old fairy tale

5973
03:24:11,400 --> 03:24:12,740
I remember reading it as a kid

5974
03:24:12,740 --> 03:24:13,720
Great stuff, well done

5975
03:24:13,720 --> 03:24:15,230
Does it have any relevance to

5976
03:24:15,230 --> 03:24:17,020
the fucking game whatsoever?

5977
03:24:17,540 --> 03:24:18,900
Do I need to know about that?

5978
03:24:19,280 --> 03:24:20,550
Is it going to be another piano

5979
03:24:20,550 --> 03:24:21,340
room text?

5980
03:24:27,160 --> 03:24:29,370
And what is a maw when it's at

5981
03:24:29,370 --> 03:24:29,860
home?

5982
03:24:29,860 --> 03:24:38,540
Another bit of gory fanfic

5983
03:24:38,540 --> 03:24:40,100
visual

5984
03:24:40,100 --> 03:24:41,000
It's a bit of colour

5985
03:24:41,000 --> 03:24:42,780
It's a bit of distasteful

5986
03:24:42,780 --> 03:24:43,340
colour

5987
03:24:43,340 --> 03:24:45,560
From the nightmare department

5988
03:24:45,560 --> 03:24:47,120
The subunit

5989
03:24:47,120 --> 03:24:50,040
Known as nightlit

5990
03:24:50,040 --> 03:24:52,710
Nightmarish literature for the

5991
03:24:52,710 --> 03:24:54,040
fucking player

5992
03:24:54,040 --> 03:24:56,980
To engage in

5993
03:24:56,980 --> 03:24:59,480
And it's doing it's job as well

5994
03:24:59,480 --> 03:25:00,420
Because I'm getting a bit

5995
03:25:00,420 --> 03:25:01,200
fucking concerned

5996
03:25:01,200 --> 03:25:02,740
About what's going on here

5997
03:25:02,740 --> 03:25:06,420
To be honest, I'm fucking sickened

5998
03:25:06,420 --> 03:25:08,100
With the way things have been

5999
03:25:08,100 --> 03:25:08,600
handled

6000
03:25:08,600 --> 03:25:10,380
In the town of Silent Hill

6001
03:25:10,380 --> 03:25:12,830
I think they need to have a

6002
03:25:12,830 --> 03:25:15,420
fucking bloody good hard look

6003
03:25:15,420 --> 03:25:16,260
at themselves

6004
03:25:16,260 --> 03:25:17,700
And think, is this what we

6005
03:25:17,700 --> 03:25:19,140
fucking really want going

6006
03:25:19,140 --> 03:25:19,860
forward?

6007
03:25:20,340 --> 03:25:21,360
As a community

6008
03:25:21,360 --> 03:25:23,100
Because it stinks

6009
03:25:23,100 --> 03:25:25,880
It fucking stinks

6010
03:25:25,880 --> 03:25:31,430
There's no sense of community

6011
03:25:31,430 --> 03:25:33,460
around here

6012
03:25:33,460 --> 03:25:34,140
It's changed

6013
03:25:34,140 --> 03:25:36,120
It used to be you could leave

6014
03:25:36,120 --> 03:25:37,780
your door wide open

6015
03:25:37,780 --> 03:25:53,240
Through this fucking library

6016
03:25:53,240 --> 03:25:55,740
door

6017
03:25:55,740 --> 03:25:56,380
And then down

6018
03:25:56,380 --> 03:26:02,560
Now we've unlocked that

6019
03:26:02,560 --> 03:26:03,060
Great stuff

6020
03:26:03,060 --> 03:26:07,560
Another classroom

6021
03:26:07,560 --> 03:26:08,480
Great stuff

6022
03:26:08,480 --> 03:26:10,440
Loving it

6023
03:26:10,440 --> 03:26:12,360
Loving that that's locked as

6024
03:26:12,360 --> 03:26:12,700
well

6025
03:26:12,700 --> 03:26:13,800
So we don't have to go into it

6026
03:26:13,800 --> 03:26:14,900
Hopefully this is locked

6027
03:26:14,900 --> 03:26:16,480
It won't be though

6028
03:26:16,480 --> 03:26:32,220
Ten minutes later

6029
03:26:32,220 --> 03:26:35,240
Was still rattling locked doors

6030
03:26:35,240 --> 03:26:36,660
The true Silent Hill experience

6031
03:26:36,660 --> 03:26:37,440
Ten minutes

6032
03:26:37,440 --> 03:26:39,620
It's more like three hours, man

6033
03:26:39,620 --> 03:26:45,850
What have we even got out of

6034
03:26:45,850 --> 03:26:47,880
this?

6035
03:26:48,160 --> 03:26:49,560
We read the fucking book

6036
03:26:49,560 --> 03:26:51,580
We got a key to the library

6037
03:26:51,580 --> 03:26:52,320
reserve

6038
03:26:52,320 --> 03:26:53,440
Which led us into the library

6039
03:26:53,440 --> 03:26:54,500
And there was a book there

6040
03:26:54,500 --> 03:26:55,980
And what did that mean?

6041
03:26:56,340 --> 03:26:57,480
What did that even mean?

6042
03:27:08,120 --> 03:27:08,920
The roof

6043
03:27:08,920 --> 03:27:09,820
The roof, the roof, the roof

6044
03:27:09,820 --> 03:27:20,100
Maybe we can use our pink

6045
03:27:20,100 --> 03:27:21,540
fucking rubber ball up here

6046
03:27:21,540 --> 03:27:25,720
This looks like prime time area

6047
03:27:25,720 --> 03:27:27,560
for a boss fight

6048
03:27:27,560 --> 03:27:30,880
I'm gonna five it

6049
03:27:30,880 --> 03:27:48,100
What's this?

6050
03:27:51,040 --> 03:27:52,660
A ball size hole?

6051
03:27:52,800 --> 03:27:52,940
No?

6052
03:27:53,340 --> 03:27:54,960
Hanging key just out of reach

6053
03:27:54,960 --> 03:27:57,220
Maybe we can put our ball in

6054
03:27:57,220 --> 03:27:57,780
there

6055
03:27:57,780 --> 03:28:01,360
No?

6056
03:28:04,800 --> 03:28:06,070
We need some sort of fucking

6057
03:28:06,070 --> 03:28:06,900
tool

6058
03:28:06,900 --> 03:28:09,640
To get that key out of that

6059
03:28:09,640 --> 03:28:26,560
Excellent foley work

6060
03:28:26,560 --> 03:28:31,160
Thank you very much

6061
03:28:31,160 --> 03:28:32,660
Economy couch sessions

6062
03:28:32,660 --> 03:28:36,100
It drains into the wrong hole

6063
03:28:36,100 --> 03:28:37,440
Maybe I could plug that up

6064
03:28:37,440 --> 03:28:38,120
With a ball

6065
03:28:38,120 --> 03:28:42,140
So I was right

6066
03:28:42,140 --> 03:28:43,780
Right a mundo

6067
03:28:43,780 --> 03:28:45,300
Use your ball

6068
03:28:45,300 --> 03:28:46,760
To plug the hole

6069
03:28:46,760 --> 03:28:50,300
Nothing special

6070
03:28:50,300 --> 03:28:54,660
None other

6071
03:28:54,660 --> 03:28:58,320
Than rubber ball

6072
03:28:58,320 --> 03:29:00,260
Look at that

6073
03:29:00,260 --> 03:29:01,400
Snuggly fitting

6074
03:29:01,400 --> 03:29:02,720
Pink rubber ball

6075
03:29:02,720 --> 03:29:03,520
Ladies and gentlemen

6076
03:29:03,520 --> 03:29:06,600
You've used the rubber ball

6077
03:29:06,600 --> 03:29:09,190
Inside that beautiful drainage

6078
03:29:09,190 --> 03:29:09,920
block hole

6079
03:29:09,920 --> 03:29:13,070
That's going to really do

6080
03:29:13,070 --> 03:29:14,140
wonders

6081
03:29:14,140 --> 03:29:19,400
Fits like a glove

6082
03:29:19,400 --> 03:29:19,400
Fits like a glove

6083
03:29:19,400 --> 03:29:23,710
It's a tight fitting rubber

6084
03:29:23,710 --> 03:29:25,340
ball inside a hole

6085
03:29:25,340 --> 03:29:27,330
And that is allowing us to

6086
03:29:27,330 --> 03:29:29,580
really really make water flow

6087
03:29:29,580 --> 03:29:30,020
fast

6088
03:29:30,020 --> 03:29:34,620
It's just science

6089
03:29:34,620 --> 03:29:35,720
It's science

6090
03:29:35,720 --> 03:29:37,690
Don't tell me that a metal key

6091
03:29:37,690 --> 03:29:38,240
floats

6092
03:29:38,240 --> 03:29:41,220
You're not telling me that that's

6093
03:29:41,220 --> 03:29:43,400
going to make a key float

6094
03:29:43,400 --> 03:29:45,120
Because that doesn't make sense

6095
03:29:45,120 --> 03:29:52,220
No

6096
03:29:52,220 --> 03:29:54,100
It'll have gone down the drain

6097
03:29:54,100 --> 03:29:54,940
Okay yeah

6098
03:29:54,940 --> 03:29:56,840
I get you

6099
03:29:56,840 --> 03:29:57,240
I get you

6100
03:29:57,240 --> 03:29:57,660
I get you

6101
03:29:57,660 --> 03:29:58,880
So then

6102
03:29:58,880 --> 03:30:00,660
Where the fuck would that be

6103
03:30:00,660 --> 03:30:01,000
then

6104
03:30:01,000 --> 03:30:03,230
In relation to the rest of the

6105
03:30:03,230 --> 03:30:03,720
build

6106
03:30:03,720 --> 03:30:06,820
You're talking what

6107
03:30:06,820 --> 03:30:08,020
Into the courtyard

6108
03:30:08,020 --> 03:30:12,040
I'd say that's in the courtyard

6109
03:30:12,040 --> 03:30:13,980
Just get me answers

6110
03:30:13,980 --> 03:30:14,820
To some fast

6111
03:30:14,820 --> 03:30:16,960
This is my ass on the line

6112
03:30:16,960 --> 03:30:19,690
Thank you very much there

6113
03:30:19,690 --> 03:30:20,480
Claire

6114
03:30:20,480 --> 03:30:23,260
Any Asian hornets in Mayo

6115
03:30:23,260 --> 03:30:24,780
I haven't seen any yet

6116
03:30:24,780 --> 03:30:26,280
I haven't had the privilege of

6117
03:30:26,280 --> 03:30:27,940
coming across any Asian hornets

6118
03:30:27,940 --> 03:30:30,200
And I think it's just the

6119
03:30:30,200 --> 03:30:32,620
people in the south who have to

6120
03:30:32,620 --> 03:30:33,300
deal with that

6121
03:30:33,300 --> 03:30:34,720
Maybe because you get a few

6122
03:30:34,720 --> 03:30:35,820
extra degrees heat

6123
03:30:35,820 --> 03:30:38,500
You get better weather and more

6124
03:30:38,500 --> 03:30:39,360
sunshine

6125
03:30:39,360 --> 03:30:40,560
You're going to have to deal

6126
03:30:40,560 --> 03:30:41,500
with that I'm afraid

6127
03:30:41,500 --> 03:30:45,460
Every cloud has a silver lining

6128
03:30:45,460 --> 03:30:47,160
But in your case down there

6129
03:30:47,160 --> 03:30:48,950
Every silver lining has a big

6130
03:30:48,950 --> 03:30:49,380
cloud

6131
03:30:49,380 --> 03:30:50,680
And it's in the shape of an

6132
03:30:50,680 --> 03:30:52,660
Asian hornet with a massive stinger

6133
03:30:52,660 --> 03:30:54,490
Thank you very much for the tip

6134
03:30:54,490 --> 03:30:55,420
though Claire

6135
03:30:55,420 --> 03:30:57,660
And Konami couch sessions for

6136
03:30:57,660 --> 03:30:58,220
the tip

6137
03:30:58,220 --> 03:30:59,710
Who says what was the health

6138
03:30:59,710 --> 03:31:01,860
plan like at Konami towers

6139
03:31:01,860 --> 03:31:03,460
Did they give these poor

6140
03:31:03,460 --> 03:31:05,290
developers some subsidised

6141
03:31:05,290 --> 03:31:06,880
psychiatric sessions

6142
03:31:06,880 --> 03:31:08,540
Or at least some decent

6143
03:31:08,540 --> 03:31:09,720
sleeping pills

6144
03:31:09,720 --> 03:31:11,460
In brackets once they'd

6145
03:31:11,460 --> 03:31:12,280
released the game

6146
03:31:12,280 --> 03:31:14,180
Not much of a wrap party when

6147
03:31:14,180 --> 03:31:16,340
all the boys heads are wrecked

6148
03:31:16,340 --> 03:31:17,910
Can't really imagine what the

6149
03:31:17,910 --> 03:31:19,580
wrap party would have been like

6150
03:31:19,580 --> 03:31:20,840
Or even if that is it

6151
03:31:20,840 --> 03:31:23,720
I suppose the wrap party would

6152
03:31:23,720 --> 03:31:24,220
have

6153
03:31:24,220 --> 03:31:27,250
Maybe had some situation where

6154
03:31:27,250 --> 03:31:29,100
they were sat around a man

6155
03:31:29,100 --> 03:31:30,660
Who had been wrapped up

6156
03:31:30,660 --> 03:31:33,780
Like in fucking cling film

6157
03:31:33,780 --> 03:31:34,760
Do you know just

6158
03:31:34,760 --> 03:31:36,820
And then he was just like groaning

6159
03:31:36,820 --> 03:31:38,520
and moving on the floor

6160
03:31:38,520 --> 03:31:38,820
Going

6161
03:31:38,820 --> 03:31:40,900
And

6162
03:31:40,900 --> 03:31:43,430
Maybe he was painted in blood

6163
03:31:43,430 --> 03:31:45,460
or something like that

6164
03:31:45,460 --> 03:31:48,430
Can't really imagine them being

6165
03:31:48,430 --> 03:31:49,320
mad crack

6166
03:31:49,320 --> 03:31:50,370
Or going out for pints or

6167
03:31:50,370 --> 03:31:51,240
anything like that

6168
03:31:51,240 --> 03:31:52,870
But I can actually based on

6169
03:31:52,870 --> 03:31:55,360
Connor's random snatches of

6170
03:31:55,360 --> 03:31:55,980
Japan

6171
03:31:55,980 --> 03:31:57,680
Where there's a lot of lads on

6172
03:31:57,680 --> 03:31:58,240
the pace

6173
03:31:58,240 --> 03:31:59,610
There seem to be a lot of

6174
03:31:59,610 --> 03:32:00,920
people just you know

6175
03:32:00,920 --> 03:32:02,270
Going out on the pace with

6176
03:32:02,270 --> 03:32:03,200
their work group

6177
03:32:03,200 --> 03:32:04,420
And

6178
03:32:04,420 --> 03:32:07,070
But I've seen big groups of lads

6179
03:32:07,070 --> 03:32:08,040
out on the pace

6180
03:32:08,040 --> 03:32:09,180
Or at least Connor did

6181
03:32:09,180 --> 03:32:11,970
And they were part of a work

6182
03:32:11,970 --> 03:32:12,640
group

6183
03:32:12,640 --> 03:32:14,160
But you wonder to yourself

6184
03:32:14,160 --> 03:32:15,980
whether or not they were truly

6185
03:32:15,980 --> 03:32:17,320
having the fun times

6186
03:32:17,320 --> 03:32:19,970
Or was it a show of good faith

6187
03:32:19,970 --> 03:32:21,880
for the rest of their

6188
03:32:21,880 --> 03:32:23,390
You know you can't go out with

6189
03:32:23,390 --> 03:32:23,700
work

6190
03:32:23,700 --> 03:32:26,060
Workmates and then be a dry shite

6191
03:32:26,060 --> 03:32:27,850
So they probably had to maybe

6192
03:32:27,850 --> 03:32:29,750
pretend that they were in like

6193
03:32:29,750 --> 03:32:31,580
a real happy state of mind

6194
03:32:31,580 --> 03:32:33,500
Then again once you're pissed

6195
03:32:33,500 --> 03:32:34,600
You're pissed

6196
03:32:34,600 --> 03:32:36,140
It's fine you know

6197
03:32:36,140 --> 03:32:38,340
Businessmen

6198
03:32:38,340 --> 03:32:42,720
But as for Konami Towers

6199
03:32:42,720 --> 03:32:46,630
I don't know what a place

6200
03:32:46,630 --> 03:32:49,160
during those late 90s you know

6201
03:32:49,160 --> 03:32:50,440
Playstation days

6202
03:32:50,440 --> 03:32:53,730
You had like Seabass on the

6203
03:32:53,730 --> 03:32:56,570
first and second floor making

6204
03:32:56,570 --> 03:32:57,400
Pro Evo

6205
03:32:57,400 --> 03:33:00,650
You had fucking Kojima and his

6206
03:33:00,650 --> 03:33:01,200
crew

6207
03:33:01,200 --> 03:33:03,740
Fucking clogging up the drains

6208
03:33:03,740 --> 03:33:06,540
And then you had Silent Hill

6209
03:33:06,540 --> 03:33:09,360
Maybe on floor 6 and 7

6210
03:33:09,360 --> 03:33:11,410
And they were bringing a real

6211
03:33:11,410 --> 03:33:13,640
strange element to situation

6212
03:33:13,640 --> 03:33:14,660
And

6213
03:33:14,660 --> 03:33:17,000
Funnily to think the

6214
03:33:17,000 --> 03:33:18,920
Kojima now has his own

6215
03:33:18,920 --> 03:33:20,600
Kojima Productions in a

6216
03:33:20,600 --> 03:33:21,700
different building

6217
03:33:21,700 --> 03:33:23,320
Which Connor went to

6218
03:33:23,320 --> 03:33:24,320
One day

6219
03:33:24,320 --> 03:33:25,060
Hung over

6220
03:33:25,060 --> 03:33:26,700
Didn't even stream it

6221
03:33:26,700 --> 03:33:28,020
Went all the way down there

6222
03:33:28,020 --> 03:33:29,740
From where he was staying

6223
03:33:29,740 --> 03:33:31,640
And

6224
03:33:31,640 --> 03:33:34,480
Got there around 6 or 7pm

6225
03:33:34,480 --> 03:33:36,190
When all the salary people were

6226
03:33:36,190 --> 03:33:37,080
coming out the building

6227
03:33:37,080 --> 03:33:38,100
Piling out the building

6228
03:33:38,100 --> 03:33:39,940
And he went into the building

6229
03:33:39,940 --> 03:33:42,320
But couldn't get past the doors

6230
03:33:42,320 --> 03:33:43,560
Because there was a robotic

6231
03:33:43,560 --> 03:33:44,520
policeman

6232
03:33:44,520 --> 03:33:46,750
There that says stop you're not

6233
03:33:46,750 --> 03:33:47,180
allowed in

6234
03:33:47,180 --> 03:33:48,650
But lots of Japanese business

6235
03:33:48,650 --> 03:33:49,780
people were coming out

6236
03:33:49,780 --> 03:33:50,000
And

6237
03:33:50,000 --> 03:33:51,870
Probably wondering who this guy

6238
03:33:51,870 --> 03:33:52,100
was

6239
03:33:52,100 --> 03:33:53,180
And what he was about

6240
03:33:53,180 --> 03:33:54,640
And actually I'm surprised now

6241
03:33:54,640 --> 03:33:55,360
in retrospect

6242
03:33:55,360 --> 03:33:56,160
Thinking about it

6243
03:33:56,160 --> 03:33:57,330
That he managed to make it that

6244
03:33:57,330 --> 03:33:57,520
far

6245
03:33:57,520 --> 03:33:58,960
Because I would have thought

6246
03:33:58,960 --> 03:33:59,300
maybe

6247
03:33:59,300 --> 03:34:00,520
You know

6248
03:34:00,520 --> 03:34:01,940
Security would have shot you or

6249
03:34:01,940 --> 03:34:02,540
arrested you

6250
03:34:02,540 --> 03:34:03,340
Or something like that

6251
03:34:03,340 --> 03:34:04,180
Just some fucking

6252
03:34:04,180 --> 03:34:06,160
Random cunt

6253
03:34:06,160 --> 03:34:07,420
Coming in from the streets

6254
03:34:07,420 --> 03:34:08,500
Into this

6255
03:34:08,500 --> 03:34:10,720
High performance place

6256
03:34:10,720 --> 03:34:12,420
Granted it had a coffee shop

6257
03:34:12,420 --> 03:34:13,240
And

6258
03:34:13,240 --> 03:34:14,580
Like a little

6259
03:34:14,580 --> 03:34:15,620
You know

6260
03:34:15,620 --> 03:34:16,000
Upper

6261
03:34:16,000 --> 03:34:16,960
Upmarket

6262
03:34:16,960 --> 03:34:19,180
Deli place there

6263
03:34:19,180 --> 03:34:21,620
On the ground floor

6264
03:34:21,620 --> 03:34:23,400
When you went into the entrance

6265
03:34:23,400 --> 03:34:24,500
But

6266
03:34:24,500 --> 03:34:26,040
I still thought maybe

6267
03:34:26,040 --> 03:34:26,840
There would have been some

6268
03:34:26,840 --> 03:34:27,600
questions asked

6269
03:34:27,600 --> 03:34:29,120
About just anyone coming in off

6270
03:34:29,120 --> 03:34:29,620
the streets

6271
03:34:29,620 --> 03:34:32,280
But

6272
03:34:32,280 --> 03:34:33,820
The point I was trying to make

6273
03:34:33,820 --> 03:34:35,010
Is that he's in a building

6274
03:34:35,010 --> 03:34:35,660
there now

6275
03:34:35,660 --> 03:34:36,000
On his

6276
03:34:36,000 --> 03:34:37,180
I actually thought

6277
03:34:37,180 --> 03:34:37,380
Or

6278
03:34:37,380 --> 03:34:38,760
Connor thought that it was

6279
03:34:38,760 --> 03:34:39,060
His

6280
03:34:39,060 --> 03:34:40,550
The whole building belonged to

6281
03:34:40,550 --> 03:34:40,720
him

6282
03:34:40,720 --> 03:34:42,320
He was wrong about that

6283
03:34:42,320 --> 03:34:43,900
Many different businesses

6284
03:34:43,900 --> 03:34:44,480
inside it

6285
03:34:44,480 --> 03:34:48,780
So he's in a building on one

6286
03:34:48,780 --> 03:34:49,200
floor

6287
03:34:49,200 --> 03:34:50,080
And then there's maybe a

6288
03:34:50,080 --> 03:34:50,980
hundred other floors

6289
03:34:50,980 --> 03:34:51,860
With different businesses

6290
03:34:51,860 --> 03:34:54,820
But Konami Towers

6291
03:34:54,820 --> 03:34:56,360
Or at least one tower

6292
03:34:56,360 --> 03:34:57,160
Konami Tower

6293
03:34:57,160 --> 03:34:57,840
Of the

6294
03:34:57,840 --> 03:34:59,740
Of the late 90s

6295
03:34:59,740 --> 03:35:01,820
Still exists now

6296
03:35:01,820 --> 03:35:02,780
But of the late 90s

6297
03:35:02,780 --> 03:35:04,220
It was probably party time

6298
03:35:04,220 --> 03:35:05,020
They were probably making

6299
03:35:05,020 --> 03:35:06,540
fucking shed loads

6300
03:35:06,540 --> 03:35:08,400
There were games

6301
03:35:08,400 --> 03:35:09,700
Coming out of their wazoo

6302
03:35:09,700 --> 03:35:10,960
They had like

6303
03:35:10,960 --> 03:35:13,280
New stuff released

6304
03:35:13,280 --> 03:35:14,520
Every fucking

6305
03:35:14,520 --> 03:35:15,360
Six months

6306
03:35:15,360 --> 03:35:16,740
And they'd also

6307
03:35:16,740 --> 03:35:17,800
Built up a solid

6308
03:35:17,800 --> 03:35:18,420
Background

6309
03:35:18,420 --> 03:35:19,380
Of making games

6310
03:35:19,380 --> 03:35:20,580
Years before that even

6311
03:35:20,580 --> 03:35:21,100
You know

6312
03:35:21,100 --> 03:35:22,800
But it just seemed like

6313
03:35:22,800 --> 03:35:23,640
They had their name

6314
03:35:23,640 --> 03:35:24,980
On a lot of good shit

6315
03:35:24,980 --> 03:35:25,640
Back then

6316
03:35:25,640 --> 03:35:28,240
But uh

6317
03:35:28,240 --> 03:35:30,020
Kojima just outgrew it

6318
03:35:30,020 --> 03:35:30,300
You know

6319
03:35:30,300 --> 03:35:31,480
And as for the

6320
03:35:31,480 --> 03:35:32,120
Silent Boys

6321
03:35:32,120 --> 03:35:33,420
I'm not sure whether or not

6322
03:35:33,420 --> 03:35:34,400
They flew the nest

6323
03:35:34,400 --> 03:35:35,460
And went to their own

6324
03:35:35,460 --> 03:35:36,760
Maybe they got too fucking

6325
03:35:36,760 --> 03:35:39,140
You know

6326
03:35:39,140 --> 03:35:39,860
Scary

6327
03:35:39,860 --> 03:35:40,720
For that building

6328
03:35:40,720 --> 03:35:41,940
And they had to go

6329
03:35:41,940 --> 03:35:42,680
And relocate

6330
03:35:42,680 --> 03:35:43,480
Their own premises

6331
03:35:43,480 --> 03:35:44,000
Because

6332
03:35:44,000 --> 03:35:46,220
Their subunit of freaks

6333
03:35:46,220 --> 03:35:47,700
Was becoming too much

6334
03:35:47,700 --> 03:35:48,680
To handle

6335
03:35:48,680 --> 03:35:49,760
In Konami Towers

6336
03:35:49,760 --> 03:35:50,940
They had to go

6337
03:35:50,940 --> 03:35:51,440
And find

6338
03:35:51,440 --> 03:35:53,420
Maybe a disused

6339
03:35:53,420 --> 03:35:54,860
Fucking meat processing

6340
03:35:54,860 --> 03:35:56,200
Factory on the outskirts

6341
03:35:56,200 --> 03:35:56,780
Of Tokyo

6342
03:35:56,780 --> 03:35:57,220
Or something

6343
03:35:57,220 --> 03:35:58,760
Where those guys

6344
03:35:58,760 --> 03:35:59,820
Could really have

6345
03:35:59,820 --> 03:36:00,420
Their own

6346
03:36:00,420 --> 03:36:02,500
What was it

6347
03:36:02,500 --> 03:36:03,600
Like research

6348
03:36:03,600 --> 03:36:04,420
R&D

6349
03:36:04,420 --> 03:36:05,660
Field days

6350
03:36:05,660 --> 03:36:07,340
You know

6351
03:36:07,340 --> 03:36:08,580
Old fucking

6352
03:36:08,580 --> 03:36:09,260
Meat hooks

6353
03:36:09,260 --> 03:36:10,480
Hanging off the ceiling

6354
03:36:10,480 --> 03:36:11,420
From chains

6355
03:36:11,420 --> 03:36:12,680
Cages

6356
03:36:12,680 --> 03:36:15,120
Just disused

6357
03:36:15,120 --> 03:36:16,500
Rusty old wheelchairs

6358
03:36:16,500 --> 03:36:17,240
And fucking

6359
03:36:17,240 --> 03:36:17,960
Knives

6360
03:36:17,960 --> 03:36:19,000
Uh

6361
03:36:19,000 --> 03:36:19,900
Pigs bladders

6362
03:36:19,900 --> 03:36:23,320
Just shitty underwear

6363
03:36:23,320 --> 03:36:23,820
And

6364
03:36:23,820 --> 03:36:25,700
You know

6365
03:36:25,700 --> 03:36:26,320
All the things

6366
03:36:26,320 --> 03:36:27,400
All the hallmarks

6367
03:36:27,400 --> 03:36:28,860
Of some of the

6368
03:36:28,860 --> 03:36:30,660
Otherworldly

6369
03:36:30,660 --> 03:36:31,300
Disgusting

6370
03:36:31,300 --> 03:36:31,840
Hellish

6371
03:36:31,840 --> 03:36:32,480
Landscapes

6372
03:36:32,480 --> 03:36:33,040
That they managed

6373
03:36:33,040 --> 03:36:33,640
To create

6374
03:36:33,640 --> 03:36:37,400
Maybe just a big

6375
03:36:37,400 --> 03:36:38,740
Fucking cell

6376
03:36:38,740 --> 03:36:40,320
They called it

6377
03:36:40,320 --> 03:36:41,360
Wrong in research

6378
03:36:41,360 --> 03:36:43,440
Atmospheric

6379
03:36:43,440 --> 03:36:44,540
World building

6380
03:36:44,540 --> 03:36:45,120
Wheelchair

6381
03:36:45,120 --> 03:36:46,380
Um

6382
03:36:46,380 --> 03:36:46,860
But they would

6383
03:36:46,860 --> 03:36:47,460
Also have to

6384
03:36:47,460 --> 03:36:48,000
Go on like

6385
03:36:48,000 --> 03:36:48,460
Kind of

6386
03:36:48,460 --> 03:36:50,160
Uh

6387
03:36:50,160 --> 03:36:50,900
What would you say

6388
03:36:50,900 --> 03:36:51,620
Qualitative

6389
03:36:51,620 --> 03:36:53,260
Research purpose

6390
03:36:53,260 --> 03:36:53,760
Trips

6391
03:36:53,760 --> 03:36:55,280
To fucked up

6392
03:36:55,280 --> 03:36:55,860
Environments

6393
03:36:55,860 --> 03:36:56,540
Around the world

6394
03:36:56,540 --> 03:36:57,880
Um

6395
03:36:57,880 --> 03:36:58,680
Just like a

6396
03:36:58,680 --> 03:36:58,980
Normal

6397
03:36:58,980 --> 03:36:59,320
You know

6398
03:36:59,320 --> 03:36:59,820
You see big

6399
03:36:59,820 --> 03:37:00,340
Gaggles of

6400
03:37:00,340 --> 03:37:01,160
Japanese tourists

6401
03:37:01,160 --> 03:37:01,760
With cameras

6402
03:37:01,760 --> 03:37:02,340
And stuff like

6403
03:37:02,340 --> 03:37:02,880
That in the

6404
03:37:02,880 --> 03:37:03,240
Cities

6405
03:37:03,240 --> 03:37:04,300
Imagine that

6406
03:37:04,300 --> 03:37:05,400
But just in

6407
03:37:05,400 --> 03:37:05,900
These really

6408
03:37:05,900 --> 03:37:06,420
Weird

6409
03:37:06,420 --> 03:37:07,400
Fucking bizarre

6410
03:37:07,400 --> 03:37:08,320
Places

6411
03:37:08,320 --> 03:37:08,620
You know

6412
03:37:08,620 --> 03:37:09,900
Where murderers

6413
03:37:09,900 --> 03:37:10,340
Have done

6414
03:37:10,340 --> 03:37:10,900
Their stuff

6415
03:37:10,900 --> 03:37:13,280
Um

6416
03:37:13,280 --> 03:37:14,580
And they go out

6417
03:37:14,580 --> 03:37:15,080
On those trips

6418
03:37:15,080 --> 03:37:15,700
And they come back

6419
03:37:15,700 --> 03:37:16,300
With some great

6420
03:37:16,300 --> 03:37:16,680
Stuff

6421
03:37:16,680 --> 03:37:18,500
And they make

6422
03:37:18,500 --> 03:37:19,840
Some beautiful

6423
03:37:19,840 --> 03:37:20,320
Nightmares

6424
03:37:20,320 --> 03:37:20,680
You know

6425
03:37:20,680 --> 03:37:22,100
Really beautiful

6426
03:37:22,100 --> 03:37:22,620
Nightmares

6427
03:37:22,620 --> 03:37:24,280
The likes of which

6428
03:37:24,280 --> 03:37:24,980
We've never seen

6429
03:37:24,980 --> 03:37:25,300
Before

6430
03:37:25,300 --> 03:37:28,960
Really makes you

6431
03:37:28,960 --> 03:37:29,240
Think

6432
03:37:29,240 --> 03:37:32,340
Qualitative

6433
03:37:32,340 --> 03:37:33,180
Research

6434
03:37:33,180 --> 03:37:34,540
Ethnographic

6435
03:37:34,540 --> 03:37:35,260
Ethnographic

6436
03:37:35,260 --> 03:37:36,500
Ethnographic

6437
03:37:36,500 --> 03:37:37,160
Stuff you know

6438
03:37:37,160 --> 03:37:37,800
Meeting the

6439
03:37:37,800 --> 03:37:38,300
Murderers

6440
03:37:38,300 --> 03:37:39,400
Going into

6441
03:37:39,400 --> 03:37:39,840
Prisons

6442
03:37:39,840 --> 03:37:40,440
Talking to

6443
03:37:40,440 --> 03:37:41,240
Serial killers

6444
03:37:41,240 --> 03:37:42,480
Taking down

6445
03:37:42,480 --> 03:37:43,000
Notes

6446
03:37:43,000 --> 03:37:44,720
Getting pictures

6447
03:37:44,720 --> 03:37:45,020
With them

6448
03:37:45,020 --> 03:37:47,520
All that

6449
03:37:47,520 --> 03:37:47,900
Went into

6450
03:37:47,900 --> 03:37:48,400
This stuff

6451
03:37:48,400 --> 03:37:49,700
And we need

6452
03:37:49,700 --> 03:37:50,080
To thank

6453
03:37:50,080 --> 03:37:50,620
We need to

6454
03:37:50,620 --> 03:37:51,200
Really be thankful

6455
03:37:51,200 --> 03:37:51,700
For that

6456
03:37:51,700 --> 03:37:52,660
Sort of

6457
03:37:52,660 --> 03:37:53,540
Level of detail

6458
03:37:53,540 --> 03:37:53,940
Nowadays

6459
03:37:53,940 --> 03:37:54,420
You're not gonna

6460
03:37:54,420 --> 03:37:54,860
Get that

6461
03:37:54,860 --> 03:37:55,260
Nowadays

6462
03:37:55,260 --> 03:37:56,560
You're not gonna

6463
03:37:56,560 --> 03:37:57,100
Get that

6464
03:37:57,100 --> 03:37:57,820
Wrong

6465
03:37:57,820 --> 03:37:58,460
Wrong in

6466
03:37:58,460 --> 03:37:59,220
Dynamics

6467
03:37:59,220 --> 03:38:00,960
That was the

6468
03:38:00,960 --> 03:38:01,420
Sphere

6469
03:38:01,420 --> 03:38:02,120
That they were

6470
03:38:02,120 --> 03:38:02,840
Operating in

6471
03:38:02,840 --> 03:38:03,520
They created

6472
03:38:03,520 --> 03:38:03,780
It

6473
03:38:03,780 --> 03:38:06,040
The dynamics

6474
03:38:06,040 --> 03:38:08,720
Of a crazy

6475
03:38:08,720 --> 03:38:09,740
Wrong mind

6476
03:38:09,740 --> 03:38:14,040
Somebody said

6477
03:38:14,040 --> 03:38:14,720
A trip to

6478
03:38:14,720 --> 03:38:15,020
Brie

6479
03:38:15,020 --> 03:38:15,680
They went on

6480
03:38:15,680 --> 03:38:17,280
I think that's

6481
03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:17,820
Not nice

6482
03:38:17,820 --> 03:38:21,300
To say that

6483
03:38:21,300 --> 03:38:22,720
I've been to

6484
03:38:22,720 --> 03:38:23,000
Brie

6485
03:38:23,000 --> 03:38:25,200
You know

6486
03:38:25,200 --> 03:38:25,860
And it's not

6487
03:38:25,860 --> 03:38:27,100
It's not

6488
03:38:27,100 --> 03:38:27,740
Like that

6489
03:38:27,740 --> 03:38:34,380
But right now

6490
03:38:34,380 --> 03:38:34,720
Anyways

6491
03:38:34,720 --> 03:38:35,240
I'm a bit

6492
03:38:35,240 --> 03:38:35,560
Fucking

6493
03:38:35,560 --> 03:38:36,920
I don't know

6494
03:38:36,920 --> 03:38:37,400
About this

6495
03:38:37,400 --> 03:38:37,760
I don't know

6496
03:38:37,760 --> 03:38:38,620
Where I am

6497
03:38:38,620 --> 03:38:38,980
Or where I'm

6498
03:38:38,980 --> 03:38:39,420
Going here

6499
03:38:39,420 --> 03:38:40,680
Oh yeah

6500
03:38:40,680 --> 03:38:41,200
We need to

6501
03:38:41,200 --> 03:38:41,800
Bring that ball

6502
03:38:41,800 --> 03:38:42,840
Let's stick the ball

6503
03:38:42,840 --> 03:38:43,400
Into the fucking

6504
03:38:43,400 --> 03:38:43,660
Thing

6505
03:38:43,660 --> 03:38:44,080
Call it

6506
03:38:44,080 --> 03:38:44,700
We'll put a

6507
03:38:44,700 --> 03:38:46,280
What would you say

6508
03:38:46,280 --> 03:38:46,840
What did you put

6509
03:38:46,840 --> 03:38:47,420
A pin in it

6510
03:38:47,420 --> 03:38:48,440
Thank you

6511
03:38:48,440 --> 03:38:50,360
Put the ball

6512
03:38:50,360 --> 03:38:51,840
Pick up the key

6513
03:38:51,840 --> 03:38:52,640
In the drainpipe

6514
03:38:52,640 --> 03:38:53,440
And we'll fucking

6515
03:38:53,440 --> 03:38:55,120
Call it a night

6516
03:38:55,120 --> 03:39:09,880
Down

6517
03:39:09,880 --> 03:39:11,100
Down we go

6518
03:39:11,100 --> 03:39:12,180
Can we still go down

6519
03:39:12,180 --> 03:39:17,320
We can

6520
03:39:17,320 --> 03:39:23,980
Quick net cafe

6521
03:39:23,980 --> 03:39:24,700
Question mark

6522
03:39:24,700 --> 03:39:27,300
Oh fuck

6523
03:39:27,300 --> 03:39:27,820
I don't know

6524
03:39:27,820 --> 03:39:29,720
I don't know

6525
03:39:29,720 --> 03:39:34,340
Where

6526
03:39:34,340 --> 03:39:34,980
How do we get

6527
03:39:34,980 --> 03:39:35,480
Oh we're on that

6528
03:39:35,480 --> 03:39:35,640
Right

6529
03:39:35,640 --> 03:39:36,180
We're on the right

6530
03:39:36,180 --> 03:39:36,440
One

6531
03:39:36,440 --> 03:39:43,080
It's unlocked now

6532
03:39:43,080 --> 03:39:47,560
Oh you

6533
03:39:47,560 --> 03:39:48,200
Fucking

6534
03:39:48,200 --> 03:39:49,000
Scumbag

6535
03:39:49,000 --> 03:40:06,720
I did have a tip

6536
03:40:06,720 --> 03:40:08,540
I didn't say thanks there

6537
03:40:08,540 --> 03:40:08,780
I think

6538
03:40:08,780 --> 03:40:09,380
Tupo

6539
03:40:09,380 --> 03:40:10,320
Thanks for tipping there

6540
03:40:10,320 --> 03:40:11,280
Before the stream

6541
03:40:11,280 --> 03:40:11,960
It even began

6542
03:40:11,960 --> 03:40:12,500
And then

6543
03:40:12,500 --> 03:40:13,920
After the other night

6544
03:40:13,920 --> 03:40:14,300
I think

6545
03:40:14,300 --> 03:40:14,680
Glyn

6546
03:40:14,680 --> 03:40:17,300
Sent tip saying

6547
03:40:17,300 --> 03:40:19,300
A certain episode

6548
03:40:19,300 --> 03:40:19,980
Of

6549
03:40:19,980 --> 03:40:21,240
Chronicles is

6550
03:40:21,240 --> 03:40:21,700
Fucking

6551
03:40:21,700 --> 03:40:22,900
A belter

6552
03:40:22,900 --> 03:40:26,500
Where's the fucking

6553
03:40:26,500 --> 03:40:27,260
Ball drain

6554
03:40:27,260 --> 03:40:28,440
Is it in here

6555
03:40:28,440 --> 03:40:29,260
Is it down here

6556
03:40:29,260 --> 03:40:29,600
Somewhere

6557
03:40:29,600 --> 03:40:31,420
We're looking for

6558
03:40:31,420 --> 03:40:32,240
A drainpipe

6559
03:40:32,240 --> 03:40:44,520
Here we go

6560
03:40:44,520 --> 03:40:44,840
Here we go

6561
03:40:44,840 --> 03:40:51,780
I was

6562
03:40:51,780 --> 03:40:52,320
Glyn

6563
03:40:52,320 --> 03:40:53,580
Can you tell us

6564
03:40:53,580 --> 03:40:54,900
What that episode is

6565
03:40:54,900 --> 03:40:55,420
Man because

6566
03:40:55,420 --> 03:40:56,180
I can't

6567
03:40:56,180 --> 03:40:56,740
Fucking

6568
03:40:56,740 --> 03:40:57,960
Go back and see

6569
03:40:57,960 --> 03:40:59,460
Have you ever seen

6570
03:40:59,460 --> 03:41:00,660
Silent Hill 2 and 3

6571
03:41:00,660 --> 03:41:01,540
Making of Docs

6572
03:41:01,540 --> 03:41:02,460
Yeah

6573
03:41:02,460 --> 03:41:03,320
Yeah they are

6574
03:41:03,320 --> 03:41:03,920
Fucking funny

6575
03:41:03,920 --> 03:41:04,740
I

6576
03:41:04,740 --> 03:41:06,000
I think I might have

6577
03:41:06,000 --> 03:41:06,760
Tried to watch one

6578
03:41:06,760 --> 03:41:07,820
On stream before as well

6579
03:41:07,820 --> 03:41:08,880
I don't think people

6580
03:41:08,880 --> 03:41:10,100
Were enjoying it

6581
03:41:10,100 --> 03:41:11,060
As much as I was

6582
03:41:11,060 --> 03:41:13,580
Thank you very much

6583
03:41:13,580 --> 03:41:14,300
Potty Bob

6584
03:41:14,300 --> 03:41:14,820
Claire

6585
03:41:14,820 --> 03:41:15,380
Economy

6586
03:41:15,380 --> 03:41:16,260
I'm Delicious

6587
03:41:16,260 --> 03:41:17,580
Cobalt 69

6588
03:41:17,580 --> 03:41:18,300
Braps

6589
03:41:18,300 --> 03:41:19,440
Fung

6590
03:41:19,440 --> 03:41:20,640
Fungu the Dolphin

6591
03:41:20,640 --> 03:41:23,200
And Silent Stew

6592
03:41:23,200 --> 03:41:24,140
Killer Attack

6593
03:41:24,140 --> 03:41:25,480
Volume 6

6594
03:41:25,480 --> 03:41:28,040
Let me double check

6595
03:41:28,040 --> 03:41:28,940
Season 9

6596
03:41:28,940 --> 03:41:29,680
Episode 11

6597
03:41:29,680 --> 03:41:35,660
Let me have a look there

6598
03:41:35,660 --> 03:41:36,020
And see

6599
03:41:36,020 --> 03:41:37,960
Let's save this

6600
03:41:37,960 --> 03:41:38,800
Fucking thing first

6601
03:41:38,800 --> 03:41:40,140
Boom

6602
03:41:40,140 --> 03:41:41,280
Boom

6603
03:41:41,280 --> 03:41:45,140
Give that key

6604
03:41:45,140 --> 03:41:46,140
A good wipe down

6605
03:41:46,140 --> 03:42:00,380
I'm following

6606
03:42:00,380 --> 03:42:01,080
Drew

6607
03:42:01,080 --> 03:42:01,600
I went from

6608
03:42:01,600 --> 03:42:02,760
I've got the wrong

6609
03:42:02,760 --> 03:42:03,740
That was the wrong thing

6610
03:42:03,740 --> 03:42:04,820
I had the Spartyflex

6611
03:42:04,820 --> 03:42:05,660
Fucking thing open

6612
03:42:05,660 --> 03:42:06,780
Having a bass

6613
03:42:06,780 --> 03:42:07,460
Following about

6614
03:42:07,460 --> 03:42:08,380
Five, six hundred

6615
03:42:08,380 --> 03:42:09,020
People

6616
03:42:09,020 --> 03:42:10,120
Following my music

6617
03:42:10,120 --> 03:42:11,060
Following my page

6618
03:42:11,060 --> 03:42:12,700
To having over ten thousand

6619
03:42:12,700 --> 03:42:13,120
people

6620
03:42:13,120 --> 03:42:14,860
Following my brand

6621
03:42:14,860 --> 03:42:15,980
Following my music

6622
03:42:15,980 --> 03:42:17,840
I'm truly just in shock

6623
03:42:17,840 --> 03:42:19,440
And so thankful to spotyflex

6624
03:42:19,440 --> 03:42:20,600
I've been using this company

6625
03:42:20,600 --> 03:42:21,880
For a few months now

6626
03:42:21,880 --> 03:42:23,680
And I originally started off

6627
03:42:23,680 --> 03:42:25,160
With only like two thousand

6628
03:42:25,160 --> 03:42:25,740
followers

6629
03:42:25,740 --> 03:42:27,910
And now I have over twelve

6630
03:42:27,910 --> 03:42:29,560
thousand followers

6631
03:42:29,560 --> 03:42:32,080
I cannot say enough good things

6632
03:42:32,080 --> 03:42:33,120
about spotyflex guys

6633
03:42:33,120 --> 03:42:35,180
Spotyflex is the way to go

6634
03:42:35,180 --> 03:42:36,920
If you're an artist on spotyflex

6635
03:42:36,920 --> 03:42:37,760
and you're looking to grow your

6636
03:42:37,760 --> 03:42:37,920
page

6637
03:42:37,920 --> 03:42:41,820
Spotify has given me more payout

6638
03:42:41,820 --> 03:42:42,560
Because of that

6639
03:42:42,560 --> 03:42:44,080
And like who doesn't love money

6640
03:42:44,080 --> 03:42:44,640
Thanks to

6641
03:42:44,640 --> 03:42:48,360
He's the best that lad

6642
03:42:48,360 --> 03:42:51,940
Let me see there and then put

6643
03:42:51,940 --> 03:42:53,000
that one on there

6644
03:42:53,000 --> 03:42:54,360
And then we've got that one

6645
03:42:54,360 --> 03:42:58,000
We can exit out of that maybe

6646
03:42:58,000 --> 03:43:12,430
Do do do do do do do do do do

6647
03:43:12,430 --> 03:43:16,390
do do do do do do do do do do

6648
03:43:16,390 --> 03:43:17,240
do do do do do do do do do do

6649
03:43:17,240 --> 03:43:17,360
do do do

6650
03:43:17,360 --> 03:43:21,360
Ba da ba da ba ba ba ba ba

6651
03:43:21,360 --> 03:43:23,360
Oh

6652
03:43:23,360 --> 03:43:25,360
Yeah

6653
03:43:25,360 --> 03:43:29,990
I'm on the screen there a piece

6654
03:43:29,990 --> 03:43:32,510
of meat a piece of cheese.

6655
03:43:32,510 --> 03:43:35,460
Thank you very much. They're a

6656
03:43:35,460 --> 03:43:36,940
piece of cheese

6657
03:43:42,360 --> 03:43:42,000
This no put that on the full

6658
03:43:42,000 --> 03:43:46,650
screen there on the full screen

6659
03:43:46,650 --> 03:43:49,020
for me. There we go

6660
03:43:49,020 --> 03:43:55,360
I mean it's... it's two in a

6661
03:43:55,360 --> 03:43:58,470
minute. I just wanted to see

6662
03:43:58,470 --> 03:44:01,800
what these guys are saying.

6663
03:44:01,800 --> 03:44:05,950
I used to paint a red color,

6664
03:44:05,950 --> 03:44:10,270
but it was a kind of a "Ocalte"

6665
03:44:10,270 --> 03:44:14,740
thing that I used to paint.

6666
03:44:14,740 --> 03:44:20,350
It was a kind of a "fuck" thing

6667
03:44:20,350 --> 03:44:24,860
that I used to paint.

6668
03:44:24,860 --> 03:44:30,030
I just want to see what their

6669
03:44:30,030 --> 03:44:36,610
nightmare department was like.

6670
03:44:36,610 --> 03:44:47,790
Yeah, I think we've seen a bit

6671
03:44:47,790 --> 03:44:51,860
of this.

6672
03:44:51,860 --> 03:44:57,100
Very nice people, very nice and

6673
03:44:57,100 --> 03:44:58,860
polite.

6674
03:44:58,860 --> 03:45:00,490
Contrary to what you might have

6675
03:45:00,490 --> 03:45:02,080
expected, these young women

6676
03:45:02,080 --> 03:45:03,390
were the ones to insist on

6677
03:45:03,390 --> 03:45:04,860
giving her some sex appeal in a

6678
03:45:04,860 --> 03:45:05,860
very discreet way.

6679
03:45:05,860 --> 03:45:07,200
It was the same for the cut of

6680
03:45:07,200 --> 03:45:08,860
Heather's slightly curly hair.

6681
03:45:08,860 --> 03:45:10,550
Her hairstyle was a result of

6682
03:45:10,550 --> 03:45:12,230
discussions worthy of a hair

6683
03:45:12,230 --> 03:45:12,860
salon.

6684
03:45:12,860 --> 03:45:16,430
Dark stuff, look. We thought we'd

6685
03:45:16,430 --> 03:45:18,960
better go back to a simpler

6686
03:45:18,960 --> 03:45:19,860
idea.

6687
03:45:19,860 --> 03:45:22,860
Tilda Swinton.

6688
03:45:22,860 --> 03:45:33,670
Oh, look at this. Acting out

6689
03:45:33,670 --> 03:45:39,940
the scenes. Some good acting in

6690
03:45:39,940 --> 03:45:40,860
this.

6691
03:45:40,860 --> 03:45:42,860
More cap.

6692
03:45:42,860 --> 03:45:44,230
That's why they use actors to

6693
03:45:44,230 --> 03:45:45,860
play the characters in the game.

6694
03:45:45,860 --> 03:45:47,450
And to choose the right actor,

6695
03:45:47,450 --> 03:45:49,160
auditions are held, just like

6696
03:45:49,160 --> 03:45:49,860
for a movie.

6697
03:45:49,860 --> 03:45:51,260
Here's the actress who played

6698
03:45:51,260 --> 03:45:51,860
Heather.

6699
03:45:51,860 --> 03:45:53,990
Are you still following me? Do

6700
03:45:53,990 --> 03:45:55,860
I have to scream for help?

6701
03:45:55,860 --> 03:45:56,860
"Dad?"

6702
03:45:56,860 --> 03:45:57,860
"Dad?"

6703
03:45:57,860 --> 03:45:58,860
"Dad?"

6704
03:45:58,860 --> 03:45:59,860
"Dad?

6705
03:45:59,860 --> 03:46:00,860
"Oh God."

6706
03:46:00,860 --> 03:46:01,860
"Dad, wake up!"

6707
03:46:01,860 --> 03:46:02,860
"No!"

6708
03:46:02,860 --> 03:46:03,860
"No!"

6709
03:46:03,860 --> 03:46:04,860
"No!"

6710
03:46:04,860 --> 03:46:05,860
"Good stuff."

6711
03:46:05,860 --> 03:46:18,860
"Do it again. Go on."

6712
03:46:18,860 --> 03:46:19,860
"No."

6713
03:46:20,860 --> 03:46:23,370
"This is the actress who was

6714
03:46:23,370 --> 03:46:23,860
chosen."

6715
03:46:23,860 --> 03:46:25,430
"Why did they stay on that for

6716
03:46:25,430 --> 03:46:26,860
the making of documentary?"

6717
03:46:26,860 --> 03:46:28,190
"They stayed on that for too

6718
03:46:28,190 --> 03:46:29,490
long as if there was something

6719
03:46:29,490 --> 03:46:30,700
else going to happen, but

6720
03:46:30,700 --> 03:46:31,860
nothing happened."

6721
03:46:31,860 --> 03:46:49,540
happened is the result

6722
03:46:49,540 --> 03:47:00,370
like the music or references to

6723
03:47:00,370 --> 03:47:01,560
familiar music man

6724
03:47:01,560 --> 03:47:04,350
pieces of music to compose Akira

6725
03:47:04,350 --> 03:47:05,950
allows the emotional content of

6726
03:47:05,950 --> 03:47:06,540
the script to

6727
03:47:06,540 --> 03:47:10,790
guide his fingers guide his

6728
03:47:10,790 --> 03:47:22,120
fingers Ibanez thank you very

6729
03:47:22,120 --> 03:47:30,080
much quib for the

6730
03:47:30,080 --> 03:47:31,060
same time in the silence

6731
03:47:31,060 --> 03:47:32,930
thank you very much there quib

6732
03:47:32,930 --> 03:47:33,660
for the tip

6733
03:47:33,660 --> 03:47:35,160
what was that there

6734
03:47:35,160 --> 03:47:41,240
on air flight

6735
03:47:41,240 --> 03:47:42,320
there's nobody on overtime

6736
03:47:42,320 --> 03:47:43,490
there's nobody working on the

6737
03:47:43,490 --> 03:47:45,130
weekends there's a lot that

6738
03:47:45,130 --> 03:47:47,020
could be done to have this done

6739
03:47:47,020 --> 03:47:47,920
a lot sooner

6740
03:47:47,920 --> 03:47:48,860
Was this real this one?

6741
03:47:50,020 --> 03:47:50,920
Well she lives on the first

6742
03:47:50,920 --> 03:47:51,380
floor

6743
03:47:51,380 --> 03:47:51,780
I tell you

6744
03:47:51,780 --> 03:47:54,140
This guy was on the scene in 9-11

6745
03:47:54,140 --> 03:47:55,400
This reporter as well

6746
03:47:55,400 --> 03:47:56,660
I don't see

6747
03:47:56,660 --> 03:47:57,510
I care about my other

6748
03:47:57,510 --> 03:47:58,060
neighbours

6749
03:47:58,060 --> 03:47:58,580
Well I mean

6750
03:47:58,580 --> 03:47:59,200
So I mean

6751
03:47:59,200 --> 03:48:01,300
He was one of the first guys to

6752
03:48:01,300 --> 03:48:02,690
report on the plane going into

6753
03:48:02,690 --> 03:48:03,620
the building in 9-11

6754
03:48:03,620 --> 03:48:05,910
Which is another thing I wanted

6755
03:48:05,910 --> 03:48:07,480
to watch on this room

6756
03:48:07,480 --> 03:48:09,920
If I could get away with it

6757
03:48:09,920 --> 03:48:11,950
I'd fucking watch loads of 9-11

6758
03:48:11,950 --> 03:48:12,320
stuff

6759
03:48:12,320 --> 03:48:14,070
Because there's loads of stuff

6760
03:48:14,070 --> 03:48:15,660
that I have questions about

6761
03:48:15,660 --> 03:48:18,340
But the thing is

6762
03:48:18,340 --> 03:48:18,960
You know

6763
03:48:18,960 --> 03:48:20,560
It was a disaster

6764
03:48:20,560 --> 03:48:21,720
And a lot of people died

6765
03:48:21,720 --> 03:48:23,980
A lot of people died

6766
03:48:23,980 --> 03:48:24,780
And

6767
03:48:24,780 --> 03:48:26,720
You can't

6768
03:48:26,720 --> 03:48:28,160
You know

6769
03:48:28,160 --> 03:48:30,330
You can't be showing a lot of

6770
03:48:30,330 --> 03:48:31,240
that stuff

6771
03:48:31,240 --> 03:48:32,780
People take the wrong

6772
03:48:32,780 --> 03:48:34,530
People get the wrong end of the

6773
03:48:34,530 --> 03:48:34,920
stick

6774
03:48:34,920 --> 03:48:36,600
And think oh you're mocking us

6775
03:48:36,600 --> 03:48:37,180
But I mean

6776
03:48:37,180 --> 03:48:39,120
Anyway

6777
03:48:39,120 --> 03:48:41,700
It's scheduled

6778
03:48:41,700 --> 03:48:43,040
It's a contracted job

6779
03:48:43,040 --> 03:48:45,030
We don't tell the elevator

6780
03:48:45,030 --> 03:48:45,720
company

6781
03:48:45,720 --> 03:48:47,860
When to work their people

6782
03:48:47,860 --> 03:48:50,680
They submit a schedule to us

6783
03:48:50,680 --> 03:48:51,960
They said they could do the

6784
03:48:51,960 --> 03:48:53,000
elevator in 6 weeks

6785
03:48:53,000 --> 03:48:55,230
So all we're trying to hold

6786
03:48:55,230 --> 03:48:57,540
them to is meeting their

6787
03:48:57,540 --> 03:48:58,500
deadline

6788
03:48:58,500 --> 03:49:00,160
As far as working

6789
03:49:00,160 --> 03:49:02,360
Doing elevator repairs 6, 7, 8

6790
03:49:02,360 --> 03:49:03,140
o'clock at night

6791
03:49:03,140 --> 03:49:04,480
I don't see that as being a

6792
03:49:04,480 --> 03:49:05,440
typical process

6793
03:49:05,440 --> 03:49:05,980
Nor do I

6794
03:49:05,980 --> 03:49:07,420
Is it a typical process

6795
03:49:07,420 --> 03:49:08,420
All right we're working on it

6796
03:49:08,420 --> 03:49:08,800
We've got to go now

6797
03:49:08,800 --> 03:49:09,600
I want to thank you both

6798
03:49:09,600 --> 03:49:10,100
Thank you

6799
03:49:10,100 --> 03:49:11,100
All right it's back to you Jim

6800
03:49:11,100 --> 03:49:11,940
All right we're working on it

6801
03:49:11,940 --> 03:49:12,660
Don't let it go away

6802
03:49:12,660 --> 03:49:13,100
This is a

6803
03:49:13,100 --> 03:49:13,500
Let's

6804
03:49:13,500 --> 03:49:15,620
Let me put this on here

6805
03:49:15,620 --> 03:49:17,860
Don't let it go away

6806
03:49:17,860 --> 03:49:19,420
Why is it fucking doing that?

6807
03:49:23,820 --> 03:49:25,450
8 o'clock at night. I don't see

6808
03:49:25,450 --> 03:49:27,280
that as being a typical process,

6809
03:49:27,280 --> 03:49:28,540
nor do I, is it a typical

6810
03:49:28,540 --> 03:49:29,160
process.

6811
03:49:29,160 --> 03:49:30,350
All right, we've got to go now.

6812
03:49:30,350 --> 03:49:31,520
I want to thank you both. Thank

6813
03:49:31,520 --> 03:49:32,700
you. All right, it's back to

6814
03:49:32,700 --> 03:49:33,200
you, Jim.

6815
03:49:33,200 --> 03:49:34,190
Ollie, don't let her go away.

6816
03:49:34,190 --> 03:49:35,360
This, that, that, that's, what,

6817
03:49:35,360 --> 03:49:36,180
does she have a response to

6818
03:49:36,180 --> 03:49:37,400
that? Is she still there?

6819
03:49:37,840 --> 03:49:39,020
What's that? Did the lady just

6820
03:49:39,020 --> 03:49:41,080
leave? Yeah. Oh, that's too bad.

6821
03:49:41,660 --> 03:49:42,220
I should have kept that

6822
03:49:42,220 --> 03:49:43,890
discussion. She's back if you

6823
03:49:43,890 --> 03:49:45,440
want her. Yes. She heard you.

6824
03:49:45,440 --> 03:49:45,880
Yes.

6825
03:49:45,960 --> 03:49:47,180
What did you like to know? I

6826
03:49:47,180 --> 03:49:48,490
would like to know a response

6827
03:49:48,490 --> 03:49:49,960
to what the gentleman said.

6828
03:49:50,040 --> 03:49:51,080
The gentleman's a very

6829
03:49:51,080 --> 03:49:52,810
effective spokesperson for the,

6830
03:49:52,810 --> 03:49:54,160
for the company, but obviously

6831
03:49:54,160 --> 03:49:55,460
the people who live there are

6832
03:49:55,460 --> 03:49:56,500
not satisfied with his

6833
03:49:56,500 --> 03:49:57,800
explanation. Right.

6834
03:49:58,320 --> 03:50:00,320
So what do you want now?

6835
03:50:00,320 --> 03:50:01,400
Well, if I have to teach you

6836
03:50:01,400 --> 03:50:02,770
how to be a reporter, Ollie, I'll

6837
03:50:02,770 --> 03:50:04,280
do that later. Why don't you do

6838
03:50:04,280 --> 03:50:05,240
that later, Jim?

6839
03:50:05,240 --> 03:50:06,570
I think the lady expressed

6840
03:50:06,570 --> 03:50:08,080
herself and you're not here,

6841
03:50:08,080 --> 03:50:09,520
you're there. Is there any

6842
03:50:09,520 --> 03:50:10,970
question you'd like me to ask

6843
03:50:10,970 --> 03:50:12,670
her? No, I, I, I'll, I'll give

6844
03:50:12,670 --> 03:50:13,890
you lessons on how to become a

6845
03:50:13,890 --> 03:50:14,920
reporter later on.

6846
03:50:14,920 --> 03:50:16,040
I'll give you some lessons on

6847
03:50:16,040 --> 03:50:17,110
how to be an editor because I

6848
03:50:17,110 --> 03:50:18,620
was your boss once. Yeah, you

6849
03:50:18,620 --> 03:50:19,940
were and are no longer.

6850
03:50:19,940 --> 03:50:20,840
How did that happen?

6851
03:50:21,020 --> 03:50:21,760
Well, I don't know.

6852
03:50:21,760 --> 03:50:22,700
Here's Aaron Abel de Milo.

6853
03:50:23,200 --> 03:50:24,980
Good morning, Jim. We are live.

6854
03:50:27,980 --> 03:50:30,140
The, where is he on 9-11 though?

6855
03:50:30,140 --> 03:50:33,360
He's dead now. Jim Ryan and

6856
03:50:33,360 --> 03:50:37,120
Dick Oliver. Dick Oliver 9-11.

6857
03:50:48,460 --> 03:50:48,780
Oh, bang.

6858
03:50:48,780 --> 03:50:49,120
Oh, bang.

6859
03:50:49,120 --> 03:50:52,180
Did you hear anything when,

6860
03:50:52,180 --> 03:50:55,610
when, when it took place? Did

6861
03:50:55,610 --> 03:50:58,060
you hear the crash?

6862
03:50:58,280 --> 03:50:58,900
Uh, yes.

6863
03:51:00,720 --> 03:51:01,830
Not the one, not the one we

6864
03:51:01,830 --> 03:51:02,820
want.

6865
03:51:05,100 --> 03:51:05,410
I'll be here all fucking day

6866
03:51:05,410 --> 03:51:07,160
looking for it.

6867
03:51:07,800 --> 03:51:09,810
But there's a rake of 9-11

6868
03:51:09,810 --> 03:51:10,120
stuff.

6869
03:51:12,540 --> 03:51:13,700
That I would be interested in

6870
03:51:13,700 --> 03:51:14,320
looking at.

6871
03:51:14,320 --> 03:51:14,670
That I would be interested in

6872
03:51:14,670 --> 03:51:14,880
looking at.

6873
03:51:14,920 --> 03:51:16,160
But you know, I can't, you can't

6874
03:51:16,160 --> 03:51:17,270
be showing planes going into

6875
03:51:17,270 --> 03:51:18,520
the fucking buildings as well,

6876
03:51:18,520 --> 03:51:19,080
you know.

6877
03:51:19,680 --> 03:51:20,760
Because the channel might get

6878
03:51:20,760 --> 03:51:21,860
done for that as well.

6879
03:51:21,920 --> 03:51:23,170
Because that's technically, you

6880
03:51:23,170 --> 03:51:26,180
know, you're putting, you're

6881
03:51:26,180 --> 03:51:29,720
streaming terror event atrocities.

6882
03:51:30,860 --> 03:51:32,520
So there might be some sort of

6883
03:51:32,520 --> 03:51:34,240
flagging that goes on there,

6884
03:51:34,240 --> 03:51:36,150
like where you've, you've broke

6885
03:51:36,150 --> 03:51:37,750
the YouTube rules by, um,

6886
03:51:37,750 --> 03:51:40,600
showing, showing that.

6887
03:51:42,180 --> 03:51:43,820
Even though I would be looking

6888
03:51:43,820 --> 03:51:45,440
at it from a critical, a point

6889
03:51:45,440 --> 03:51:47,300
of view of critical analysis.

6890
03:51:47,960 --> 03:51:50,050
And also just media analysis as

6891
03:51:50,050 --> 03:51:52,990
well of not just how the, uh,

6892
03:51:52,990 --> 03:51:55,520
the event happened, but how it

6893
03:51:55,520 --> 03:51:58,130
was represented at the time as

6894
03:51:58,130 --> 03:51:58,920
well.

6895
03:51:58,960 --> 03:52:01,680
And how things transpire in the,

6896
03:52:01,680 --> 03:52:04,320
in, you know, uh, an active,

6897
03:52:04,320 --> 03:52:07,340
tragic, tragedy environment.

6898
03:52:07,740 --> 03:52:09,200
Like there was a show on, on,

6899
03:52:09,200 --> 03:52:11,230
uh, I'm not sure if RTE did one,

6900
03:52:11,230 --> 03:52:12,750
but I know BBC did one that

6901
03:52:12,750 --> 03:52:13,500
night.

6902
03:52:13,980 --> 03:52:15,860
They did like a special with

6903
03:52:15,860 --> 03:52:18,630
fucking Dimbleby and some of

6904
03:52:18,630 --> 03:52:19,540
her heads.

6905
03:52:19,540 --> 03:52:21,780
And they were just like pontificating

6906
03:52:21,780 --> 03:52:23,530
and speculating what had gone

6907
03:52:23,530 --> 03:52:25,070
on despite having sketchy

6908
03:52:25,070 --> 03:52:26,960
pieces of information and stuff

6909
03:52:26,960 --> 03:52:28,460
like that, you know.

6910
03:52:29,300 --> 03:52:30,500
But it, it, it felt like even

6911
03:52:30,500 --> 03:52:32,490
then everybody knew what the

6912
03:52:32,490 --> 03:52:33,520
story was.

6913
03:52:33,620 --> 03:52:34,820
The line had gone around that,

6914
03:52:34,820 --> 03:52:35,900
oh, it was Bin Laden.

6915
03:52:36,040 --> 03:52:36,160
Yeah.

6916
03:52:36,540 --> 03:52:37,240
This, that, and the other.

6917
03:52:38,100 --> 03:52:39,440
Um, you have a little look here

6918
03:52:39,440 --> 03:52:41,200
and see what was the Viper

6919
03:52:41,200 --> 03:52:42,660
Chronicles one.

6920
03:52:42,860 --> 03:52:46,000
Season nine, episode 11.

6921
03:52:46,760 --> 03:52:47,680
Are you serious?

6922
03:52:47,680 --> 03:52:49,330
It was season nine, episode 11,

6923
03:52:49,330 --> 03:52:51,300
season 11, episode nine, uh, Glyn.

6924
03:52:51,920 --> 03:52:53,120
Or have I just said, been

6925
03:52:53,120 --> 03:52:55,650
talking about 9-11 and now I

6926
03:52:55,650 --> 03:52:58,120
fucking have put that into it.

6927
03:52:58,120 --> 03:53:00,020
So is that a joke, Glyn?

6928
03:53:00,440 --> 03:53:02,420
That, um, you said the episode,

6929
03:53:02,420 --> 03:53:04,650
nine and then 11 is the episode

6930
03:53:04,650 --> 03:53:06,000
we want to watch.

6931
03:53:06,680 --> 03:53:08,210
But, or is it a legitimately

6932
03:53:08,210 --> 03:53:09,580
good episode?

6933
03:53:11,000 --> 03:53:12,180
Season nine.

6934
03:53:14,060 --> 03:53:16,500
I, I swear not, not a joke at

6935
03:53:16,500 --> 03:53:17,160
all.

6936
03:53:17,600 --> 03:53:18,240
Fucking hell.

6937
03:53:18,520 --> 03:53:20,380
It's, that really is.

6938
03:53:22,640 --> 03:53:23,820
That's mad, isn't it?

6939
03:53:25,560 --> 03:53:27,120
And it is the 9th of September

6940
03:53:27,120 --> 03:53:28,220
today.

6941
03:53:28,320 --> 03:53:29,680
So it really is 9.

6942
03:53:31,060 --> 03:53:31,920
11, you know.

6943
03:53:32,800 --> 03:53:34,900
Season nine, episode 11.

6944
03:53:35,080 --> 03:53:36,570
This isn't a joke on Glyn's

6945
03:53:36,570 --> 03:53:37,180
part.

6946
03:53:37,240 --> 03:53:39,060
He said it really is a good

6947
03:53:39,060 --> 03:53:39,420
episode.

6948
03:53:39,720 --> 03:53:40,280
Groupware.

6949
03:53:40,440 --> 03:53:41,480
Is this the one that you're on

6950
03:53:41,480 --> 03:53:41,940
about?

6951
03:53:44,220 --> 03:53:45,310
Uh, groupware was the buzzword

6952
03:53:45,310 --> 03:53:48,620
of the early 1990s.

6953
03:53:49,040 --> 03:53:50,350
As users wanted to find ways to

6954
03:53:50,350 --> 03:53:51,790
connect their PCs, their

6955
03:53:51,790 --> 03:53:53,600
applications, their data,

6956
03:53:53,980 --> 03:53:55,500
and find platforms for sharing

6957
03:53:55,500 --> 03:53:57,240
and collaborative work.

6958
03:53:57,320 --> 03:53:59,020
The program looks at several

6959
03:53:59,020 --> 03:54:01,260
early examples, including Lotus.

6960
03:54:03,840 --> 03:54:04,480
Lotus.

6961
03:54:06,480 --> 03:54:07,080
Lotus.

6962
03:54:07,080 --> 03:54:07,280
Lotus.

6963
03:54:08,040 --> 03:54:11,140
Uh, not Lotus.

6964
03:54:11,240 --> 03:54:11,980
What was I meant to look at

6965
03:54:11,980 --> 03:54:12,340
there?

6966
03:54:12,860 --> 03:54:13,580
Um, fucking.

6967
03:54:15,160 --> 03:54:15,700
Oh yeah.

6968
03:54:16,780 --> 03:54:17,100
BBC.

6969
03:54:17,220 --> 03:54:18,270
Oh no, I, I, it won't show you

6970
03:54:18,270 --> 03:54:19,480
it unless you're logged in.

6971
03:54:19,540 --> 03:54:19,980
That's why.

6972
03:54:20,280 --> 03:54:21,230
Yeah, that's why I'm, I'm

6973
03:54:21,230 --> 03:54:23,100
worried about streaming the 9-11

6974
03:54:23,100 --> 03:54:24,420
stuff because you can't even

6975
03:54:24,420 --> 03:54:25,020
watch this

6976
03:54:25,020 --> 03:54:26,460
BBC video that I was on about

6977
03:54:26,460 --> 03:54:28,000
unless you're logged in.

6978
03:54:28,760 --> 03:54:32,140
Or, unless you fucking took

6979
03:54:32,140 --> 03:54:35,220
your time out to download it.

6980
03:54:35,380 --> 03:54:37,120
So you've actually got it ready

6981
03:54:37,120 --> 03:54:37,660
to go.

6982
03:54:37,820 --> 03:54:38,830
Play it off your own fucking

6983
03:54:38,830 --> 03:54:39,240
steam.

6984
03:54:40,100 --> 03:54:41,640
And, uh, let me show you now.

6985
03:54:42,360 --> 03:54:43,090
We don't want to see the

6986
03:54:43,090 --> 03:54:44,580
buildings on fire.

6987
03:54:44,740 --> 03:54:45,800
So let me just start it over

6988
03:54:45,800 --> 03:54:46,800
here for a second.

6989
03:54:48,500 --> 03:54:50,320
Uh, let me have a look there.

6990
03:54:50,380 --> 03:54:51,900
Yeah, we can skip through that.

6991
03:54:56,700 --> 03:54:57,960
9-11 special.

6992
03:55:00,080 --> 03:55:00,880
We'll skip.

6993
03:55:01,240 --> 03:55:01,560
There.

6994
03:55:03,760 --> 03:55:04,880
Reporters on the scene.

6995
03:55:05,240 --> 03:55:05,640
And then.

6996
03:55:06,460 --> 03:55:07,480
Yeah, look at the set.

6997
03:55:07,580 --> 03:55:08,060
They did this.

6998
03:55:08,200 --> 03:55:10,610
It was just really what I

6999
03:55:10,610 --> 03:55:13,750
wanted to, uh, to talk about

7000
03:55:13,750 --> 03:55:16,400
was their set design and their

7001
03:55:16,400 --> 03:55:18,390
quick, you know, rushing

7002
03:55:18,390 --> 03:55:20,390
together a fucking current

7003
03:55:20,390 --> 03:55:22,480
affairs special about one of

7004
03:55:22,480 --> 03:55:23,420
the biggest

7005
03:55:23,420 --> 03:55:26,140
terror events that had ever,

7006
03:55:26,140 --> 03:55:27,640
ever happened.

7007
03:55:27,800 --> 03:55:29,300
And they managed to do it on

7008
03:55:29,300 --> 03:55:31,340
the fly, you know, with some,

7009
03:55:31,340 --> 03:55:33,140
but there's a lot of kind of

7010
03:55:33,140 --> 03:55:33,500
just

7011
03:55:33,500 --> 03:55:35,850
speculation talk and, and not

7012
03:55:35,850 --> 03:55:38,100
really much solid stuff going

7013
03:55:38,100 --> 03:55:38,600
on.

7014
03:55:39,420 --> 03:55:40,720
Let's have a quick look.

7015
03:55:40,800 --> 03:55:42,010
I mean, it's not going to be

7016
03:55:42,010 --> 03:55:43,440
stew level entertainment.

7017
03:55:43,640 --> 03:55:45,380
The Galea, who's an expert in

7018
03:55:45,380 --> 03:55:46,460
fire safety.

7019
03:55:46,680 --> 03:55:48,490
So they had, this is who they

7020
03:55:48,490 --> 03:55:50,940
got corralled to talk about it.

7021
03:55:51,020 --> 03:55:52,940
An expert in fire safety.

7022
03:55:53,280 --> 03:55:54,080
And then they had another

7023
03:55:54,080 --> 03:55:55,480
fellow who was just a pilot.

7024
03:55:56,400 --> 03:55:56,760
Do you know?

7025
03:55:56,880 --> 03:55:57,920
They got a pilot in.

7026
03:55:59,080 --> 03:55:59,600
And the specific thing I wanted

7027
03:55:59,600 --> 03:56:01,090
to ask you about, because I

7028
03:56:01,090 --> 03:56:02,760
know you've studied the time

7029
03:56:02,760 --> 03:56:05,100
when the, um, the world trade

7030
03:56:05,100 --> 03:56:07,350
center was bombed and the time

7031
03:56:07,350 --> 03:56:09,400
it took to get people out in

7032
03:56:09,400 --> 03:56:09,860
terms

7033
03:56:09,860 --> 03:56:10,880
of what happened today.

7034
03:56:10,880 --> 03:56:12,610
Uh, would it have been possible

7035
03:56:12,610 --> 03:56:14,100
to evacuate those buildings

7036
03:56:14,100 --> 03:56:15,890
between the time that the

7037
03:56:15,890 --> 03:56:16,420
airplane

7038
03:56:16,420 --> 03:56:18,080
crashed into the tower and the

7039
03:56:18,080 --> 03:56:19,960
time that the towers collapsed?

7040
03:56:20,440 --> 03:56:21,470
Well, going back to the

7041
03:56:21,470 --> 03:56:23,570
experience of the 93, uh,

7042
03:56:23,570 --> 03:56:25,410
bombing, uh, the first tower

7043
03:56:25,410 --> 03:56:26,660
that, uh, actually

7044
03:56:26,660 --> 03:56:28,730
took the brunt of the explosion,

7045
03:56:28,730 --> 03:56:31,390
uh, about 50% of the, uh, occupants

7046
03:56:31,390 --> 03:56:32,520
of that building,

7047
03:56:32,520 --> 03:56:34,630
took between one to three hours

7048
03:56:34,630 --> 03:56:35,960
to, to get out.

7049
03:56:35,960 --> 03:56:37,290
Um, some people took

7050
03:56:37,290 --> 03:56:39,380
considerably longer than that.

7051
03:56:39,620 --> 03:56:40,950
Uh, aged people, disabled

7052
03:56:40,950 --> 03:56:42,040
people and so on.

7053
03:56:42,100 --> 03:56:43,940
But about 50% of the people

7054
03:56:43,940 --> 03:56:45,690
required up to three hours to

7055
03:56:45,690 --> 03:56:46,600
evacuate.

7056
03:56:47,160 --> 03:56:48,780
Now the building collapsed, uh,

7057
03:56:48,780 --> 03:56:50,490
in, um, a good deal less than

7058
03:56:50,490 --> 03:56:51,540
three hours.

7059
03:56:51,620 --> 03:56:53,330
So I would suspect that, uh, a

7060
03:56:53,330 --> 03:56:54,930
lot of people would have been

7061
03:56:54,930 --> 03:56:56,500
caught in the building.

7062
03:56:56,500 --> 03:56:57,740
It's such a huge building.

7063
03:56:57,740 --> 03:56:59,320
When, when the, um, when the,

7064
03:56:59,320 --> 03:57:00,760
when the airplane struck it,

7065
03:57:00,760 --> 03:57:02,330
would people have realized what

7066
03:57:02,330 --> 03:57:02,640
was

7067
03:57:02,640 --> 03:57:04,040
happening or would people have,

7068
03:57:04,040 --> 03:57:04,940
some people have been

7069
03:57:04,940 --> 03:57:06,290
completely ignorant of what was

7070
03:57:06,290 --> 03:57:06,560
going

7071
03:57:06,560 --> 03:57:07,540
on until the building collapsed

7072
03:57:07,540 --> 03:57:08,060
around them?

7073
03:57:08,060 --> 03:57:09,500
Pure speculation.

7074
03:57:09,500 --> 03:57:10,520
It's, it's an, it's an, they're

7075
03:57:10,520 --> 03:57:11,500
both extremely...

7076
03:57:11,500 --> 03:57:12,890
How, how were people feeling at

7077
03:57:12,890 --> 03:57:14,390
this time? And then someone

7078
03:57:14,390 --> 03:57:16,020
just having to come up with

7079
03:57:16,020 --> 03:57:17,060
what, what was in their

7080
03:57:17,060 --> 03:57:18,000
imagination, you know?

7081
03:57:18,000 --> 03:57:19,410
Large buildings. They're, um,

7082
03:57:19,410 --> 03:57:20,940
uh, 110 stories, a quarter of a

7083
03:57:20,940 --> 03:57:22,050
mile high. Uh, a lot of the

7084
03:57:22,050 --> 03:57:23,400
people in the building, in fact,

7085
03:57:23,400 --> 03:57:24,610
the majority of the people

7086
03:57:24,610 --> 03:57:25,640
wouldn't have, uh, realized

7087
03:57:25,640 --> 03:57:26,870
what was going on. They would

7088
03:57:26,870 --> 03:57:28,180
have felt a shudder. They would

7089
03:57:28,180 --> 03:57:29,410
have heard the explosion, but

7090
03:57:29,410 --> 03:57:30,430
they wouldn't really have

7091
03:57:30,430 --> 03:57:32,060
realized what was going on.

7092
03:57:32,060 --> 03:57:34,450
They probably got a lot of, um,

7093
03:57:34,450 --> 03:57:36,480
they got a lot of, uh, they

7094
03:57:36,480 --> 03:57:37,820
might be dead. They probably

7095
03:57:37,820 --> 03:57:37,820
got a lot of, um, they got a

7096
03:57:37,820 --> 03:57:37,820
lot of, uh, they might be dead.

7097
03:57:37,820 --> 03:57:40,320
Dead now. You know, because of

7098
03:57:40,320 --> 03:57:42,830
the breathing in all that dust.

7099
03:57:42,830 --> 03:57:45,110
You just see, we might have

7100
03:57:45,110 --> 03:57:46,850
missed any of the, see, I

7101
03:57:46,850 --> 03:57:49,630
wanted to skip the scenes, the

7102
03:57:49,630 --> 03:57:51,420
nasty scenes, but I wanted to

7103
03:57:51,420 --> 03:57:52,860
see if there was any

7104
03:57:52,860 --> 03:57:55,200
speculation going on from this

7105
03:57:55,200 --> 03:57:57,920
in studio guests. These might

7106
03:57:57,920 --> 03:58:00,800
have been people who were, uh,

7107
03:58:00,800 --> 03:58:03,760
were working. What's that?

7108
03:58:07,580 --> 03:58:08,720
Someone having a laugh there on

7109
03:58:08,720 --> 03:58:10,100
9-11? That's a bit much.

7110
03:58:10,760 --> 03:58:11,290
Did you lose people at the

7111
03:58:11,290 --> 03:58:12,710
moment you can't find getting

7112
03:58:12,710 --> 03:58:13,560
in touch with?

7113
03:58:13,560 --> 03:58:14,640
Well, currently, right now,

7114
03:58:14,640 --> 03:58:15,520
there is a friend of mine at

7115
03:58:15,520 --> 03:58:16,060
work staff.

7116
03:58:16,320 --> 03:58:18,330
There you have it. Still

7117
03:58:18,330 --> 03:58:22,200
finding time to have japes on 9-11.

7118
03:58:27,200 --> 03:58:25,140
But then, you know, people

7119
03:58:25,140 --> 03:58:28,550
process, uh, traumatic, um,

7120
03:58:28,550 --> 03:58:31,750
situations differently, you

7121
03:58:31,750 --> 03:58:32,740
know?

7122
03:58:33,700 --> 03:58:35,010
So maybe that was just his way

7123
03:58:35,010 --> 03:58:36,480
of dealing with it. Uh, the

7124
03:58:36,480 --> 03:58:38,420
fireman from Australia. They

7125
03:58:38,420 --> 03:58:40,280
got a fireman in from Australia

7126
03:58:40,280 --> 03:58:42,440
to talk about what was going on.

7127
03:58:42,440 --> 03:58:44,050
Find out what was going on.

7128
03:58:44,050 --> 03:58:45,460
Again, going back to the

7129
03:58:45,460 --> 03:58:47,600
experience in the 93 incident,

7130
03:58:47,600 --> 03:58:49,560
um, on average, about, it took,

7131
03:58:49,560 --> 03:58:51,350
uh, 15 minutes for people

7132
03:58:51,350 --> 03:58:53,030
before they actually decided

7133
03:58:53,030 --> 03:58:54,580
that something was going on

7134
03:58:54,580 --> 03:58:56,450
that they needed to, uh, um, to

7135
03:58:56,450 --> 03:58:57,520
evacuate.

7136
03:58:57,520 --> 03:58:58,870
And, and are you saying that

7137
03:58:58,870 --> 03:59:00,260
even if people wanted to get

7138
03:59:00,260 --> 03:59:01,550
out and even if the escape had

7139
03:59:01,550 --> 03:59:02,970
been planned, it would still

7140
03:59:02,970 --> 03:59:04,510
take two or three hours to get

7141
03:59:04,510 --> 03:59:05,650
everybody out of a building

7142
03:59:05,650 --> 03:59:06,500
that size?

7143
03:59:06,500 --> 03:59:08,100
It would take that long to get

7144
03:59:08,100 --> 03:59:09,970
out. The buildings are not

7145
03:59:09,970 --> 03:59:11,530
designed to evacuate the entire

7146
03:59:11,530 --> 03:59:13,440
population of the building, uh,

7147
03:59:13,440 --> 03:59:15,370
immediately. Uh, the, for the

7148
03:59:15,370 --> 03:59:17,300
evacuation strategy would be to,

7149
03:59:17,300 --> 03:59:19,020
uh, in the event of a fire, to

7150
03:59:19,020 --> 03:59:20,610
evacuate the fire floor, the

7151
03:59:20,610 --> 03:59:22,330
floor above, and three floors

7152
03:59:22,330 --> 03:59:24,170
below. And everyone else is

7153
03:59:24,170 --> 03:59:25,940
expected to, to stay in place.

7154
03:59:26,740 --> 03:59:28,050
Professor Gallio, thank you

7155
03:59:28,050 --> 03:59:29,570
very much. Well, let's turn and

7156
03:59:29,570 --> 03:59:30,720
talk about the, the other

7157
03:59:30,720 --> 03:59:32,290
aspect of this, the, the four

7158
03:59:32,290 --> 03:59:32,840
airplanes.

7159
03:59:33,280 --> 03:59:34,580
Fucking mental, like, you know?

7160
03:59:34,580 --> 03:59:36,180
That were hijacked and used for

7161
03:59:36,180 --> 03:59:37,850
these attacks. Four American

7162
03:59:37,850 --> 03:59:39,550
airline flights destroyed with

7163
03:59:39,550 --> 03:59:41,220
all their passengers, with the

7164
03:59:41,220 --> 03:59:42,760
flight attendants, with the

7165
03:59:42,760 --> 03:59:44,110
pilots. Two of them were

7166
03:59:44,110 --> 03:59:46,140
American airlines. Flight 11 of

7167
03:59:46,140 --> 03:59:47,540
Boeing 767.

7168
03:59:47,540 --> 03:59:50,010
And look, the graphics, America

7169
03:59:50,010 --> 03:59:51,990
under siege, to really, uh,

7170
03:59:51,990 --> 03:59:54,030
underscore the importance of

7171
03:59:54,030 --> 03:59:56,350
this. Uh, but I mean, the, you

7172
03:59:56,350 --> 03:59:58,130
can't really see there the

7173
03:59:58,130 --> 03:59:59,700
resolution of it.

7174
03:59:59,700 --> 04:00:01,680
One passengers, which crashed

7175
04:00:01,680 --> 04:00:03,480
first into the World Trade

7176
04:00:03,480 --> 04:00:05,570
Center. Another flight 77, a

7177
04:00:05,570 --> 04:00:07,890
Boeing 757 from Dulles Airport

7178
04:00:07,890 --> 04:00:09,640
near Washington on its way to

7179
04:00:09,640 --> 04:00:11,680
Los Angeles, which crashed into

7180
04:00:11,680 --> 04:00:13,520
the second World Trade Center

7181
04:00:13,520 --> 04:00:15,500
tower with 58 passengers on

7182
04:00:15,500 --> 04:00:16,340
board.

7183
04:00:17,000 --> 04:00:19,090
And then a United Airlines

7184
04:00:19,090 --> 04:00:21,160
flight, and then a United

7185
04:00:21,160 --> 04:00:24,380
Airlines flight, a Boeing 757,

7186
04:00:24,380 --> 04:00:26,820
which crashed southeast of

7187
04:00:26,820 --> 04:00:29,070
Pittsburgh while on route from

7188
04:00:29,070 --> 04:00:31,140
Newark, New Jersey to San

7189
04:00:31,140 --> 04:00:34,100
Francisco with 38 passengers on

7190
04:00:34,100 --> 04:00:35,100
board.

7191
04:00:35,100 --> 04:00:36,800
Now, I'm, uh, joined here by

7192
04:00:36,800 --> 04:00:38,250
David Learmont of Flight

7193
04:00:38,250 --> 04:00:40,010
International, uh, and by Chris

7194
04:00:40,010 --> 04:00:41,680
Hodgkinson, who's an airline

7195
04:00:41,680 --> 04:00:43,860
pilot. Um, one can only imagine

7196
04:00:43,860 --> 04:00:45,730
the horror of what went on in

7197
04:00:45,730 --> 04:00:46,640
those planes.

7198
04:00:46,640 --> 04:00:47,980
Uh, a lot of speculation has

7199
04:00:47,980 --> 04:00:49,550
been that the people who hijacked

7200
04:00:49,550 --> 04:00:50,830
them actually took over the

7201
04:00:50,830 --> 04:00:52,230
controls of the plane and flew

7202
04:00:52,230 --> 04:00:53,740
them into these towers. Do you

7203
04:00:53,740 --> 04:00:55,820
agree with that? Uh, do you

7204
04:00:55,820 --> 04:00:57,890
agree with that? I would, I

7205
04:00:57,890 --> 04:00:58,970
would go along with the fact

7206
04:00:58,970 --> 04:01:00,800
that... It's a random pilot.

7207
04:01:00,800 --> 04:01:02,860
They... What do you think about

7208
04:01:02,860 --> 04:01:05,000
this? Probably the... I don't

7209
04:01:05,000 --> 04:01:06,840
even know if he's a pilot. Just

7210
04:01:06,840 --> 04:01:08,240
says flight international.

7211
04:01:08,240 --> 04:01:09,440
people who hijacked the

7212
04:01:09,440 --> 04:01:10,820
aircraft may well have been

7213
04:01:10,820 --> 04:01:11,840
those who aimed the

7214
04:01:11,840 --> 04:01:13,740
aircraft at the buildings but

7215
04:01:13,740 --> 04:01:15,470
remember we've never seen hijacks

7216
04:01:15,470 --> 04:01:16,400
like this before

7217
04:01:16,400 --> 04:01:17,850
and the pilots will not have

7218
04:01:17,850 --> 04:01:19,120
been ready for anything

7219
04:01:19,120 --> 04:01:20,180
remotely like this. The

7220
04:01:20,180 --> 04:01:21,820
hijackers may have acted to

7221
04:01:21,820 --> 04:01:23,920
start with like ordinary hijackers

7222
04:01:23,920 --> 04:01:24,740
and used the

7223
04:01:24,740 --> 04:01:27,710
pilots to navigate them to let's

7224
04:01:27,710 --> 04:01:30,570
say take me to New York. As you

7225
04:01:30,570 --> 04:01:31,700
recall one of

7226
04:01:31,700 --> 04:01:32,760
the flights took off from

7227
04:01:32,760 --> 04:01:34,670
Boston and... That's that's

7228
04:01:34,670 --> 04:01:36,380
what I think happened. I

7229
04:01:36,380 --> 04:01:38,060
think they got the pilots to

7230
04:01:38,060 --> 04:01:39,700
fly to their destinations and

7231
04:01:39,700 --> 04:01:40,700
then when they got

7232
04:01:40,700 --> 04:01:42,930
close enough they took control

7233
04:01:42,930 --> 04:01:45,240
then. I don't think, could be

7234
04:01:45,240 --> 04:01:47,000
wrong, I don't think they

7235
04:01:47,000 --> 04:01:48,610
would have done all the turn

7236
04:01:48,610 --> 04:01:50,360
around and navigating and all

7237
04:01:50,360 --> 04:01:51,680
that because it's a lot

7238
04:01:51,680 --> 04:01:54,500
on your plate to deal with in a

7239
04:01:54,500 --> 04:01:57,620
big fucking airplane like that.

7240
04:01:57,620 --> 04:01:58,940
It would have

7241
04:01:58,940 --> 04:02:01,270
been business as usual hijack

7242
04:02:01,270 --> 04:02:03,000
and then take control when we

7243
04:02:03,000 --> 04:02:04,880
get nearer. And ended up

7244
04:02:04,880 --> 04:02:07,430
hitting the towers in New York.

7245
04:02:07,430 --> 04:02:09,820
So they may well have pretended

7246
04:02:09,820 --> 04:02:11,000
to be ordinary

7247
04:02:11,000 --> 04:02:12,640
hijackers who wanted a

7248
04:02:12,640 --> 04:02:15,730
destination. That's if... if

7249
04:02:15,730 --> 04:02:17,670
the hijackers really even did

7250
04:02:17,670 --> 04:02:22,180
it. Do you know? We don't know.

7251
04:02:22,180 --> 04:02:23,200
Then when they got there...

7252
04:02:23,200 --> 04:02:27,200
We've no clue and we've no CCTV

7253
04:02:27,200 --> 04:02:30,080
on the plane. I wonder do

7254
04:02:30,080 --> 04:02:31,960
nowadays do they have like

7255
04:02:31,960 --> 04:02:33,540
video boxes? They should have

7256
04:02:33,540 --> 04:02:35,530
like a video box as well as a

7257
04:02:35,530 --> 04:02:38,040
black box. Do you know? To

7258
04:02:38,040 --> 04:02:40,590
record and then send pictures

7259
04:02:40,590 --> 04:02:42,610
back to the base. Would have

7260
04:02:42,610 --> 04:02:43,320
been easy to have...

7261
04:02:43,320 --> 04:02:49,510
Via satellite in the sky. To

7262
04:02:49,510 --> 04:02:50,410
have exposed the pilots. You

7263
04:02:50,410 --> 04:02:51,280
know, got them, either shot

7264
04:02:51,280 --> 04:02:52,230
them or whatever weaponry. We

7265
04:02:52,230 --> 04:02:52,990
don't have any idea of what

7266
04:02:52,990 --> 04:02:53,840
weaponry these people had to

7267
04:02:53,840 --> 04:02:54,810
threaten the pilots with. So we

7268
04:02:54,810 --> 04:02:55,650
don't know exactly what the

7269
04:02:55,650 --> 04:02:57,080
pilots underwent. But air

7270
04:02:57,080 --> 04:02:58,930
controls are sufficiently

7271
04:02:58,930 --> 04:03:00,410
intuitive that even a

7272
04:03:00,410 --> 04:03:02,820
relatively untrained person, if

7273
04:03:02,820 --> 04:03:04,720
their only task was to aim at

7274
04:03:04,720 --> 04:03:06,510
something and hit it, they

7275
04:03:06,510 --> 04:03:08,980
could probably have done that.

7276
04:03:08,980 --> 04:03:10,370
Chris Hodgson, would the people

7277
04:03:10,370 --> 04:03:11,680
controlling these flights,

7278
04:03:11,680 --> 04:03:12,910
after all we're talking about

7279
04:03:12,910 --> 04:03:14,200
an area which probably has more

7280
04:03:14,200 --> 04:03:15,350
flights in it than any other

7281
04:03:15,350 --> 04:03:16,450
part of the world almost,

7282
04:03:16,450 --> 04:03:17,610
except for the surrounds of

7283
04:03:17,610 --> 04:03:19,200
Heathrow. Would they have known

7284
04:03:19,200 --> 04:03:20,700
what was going on? Had any inkling

7285
04:03:20,700 --> 04:03:22,240
of what was happening? Or would

7286
04:03:22,240 --> 04:03:23,400
these be planes that just

7287
04:03:23,400 --> 04:03:25,160
disappeared from their control?

7288
04:03:25,840 --> 04:03:26,920
That, I'm sure, that I'm sure

7289
04:03:26,920 --> 04:03:28,110
remains a matter of conjecture

7290
04:03:28,110 --> 04:03:29,080
at this stage. What the air

7291
04:03:29,080 --> 04:03:30,330
traffickers thought, I'm sure,

7292
04:03:30,330 --> 04:03:31,440
will come out in the inquiry,

7293
04:03:31,440 --> 04:03:32,220
but...

7294
04:03:32,220 --> 04:03:33,300
The inquiry?

7295
04:03:33,300 --> 04:03:34,660
...indication at this stage as

7296
04:03:34,660 --> 04:03:35,830
to what they would be. What are

7297
04:03:35,830 --> 04:03:36,600
pilots trained to do in

7298
04:03:36,600 --> 04:03:37,740
circumstances like this?

7299
04:03:37,860 --> 04:03:39,850
The training that a pilot is

7300
04:03:39,850 --> 04:03:42,080
given is basically to use his

7301
04:03:42,080 --> 04:03:44,510
common sense. It's extremely

7302
04:03:44,510 --> 04:03:46,900
difficult to control security

7303
04:03:46,900 --> 04:03:49,700
once people are on the aircraft.

7304
04:03:50,840 --> 04:03:52,340
Someone made a comment to me

7305
04:03:52,340 --> 04:03:54,210
earlier this evening, aircraft

7306
04:03:54,210 --> 04:03:55,910
security stops at the aircraft

7307
04:03:55,910 --> 04:03:57,650
side, and I would suggest that

7308
04:03:57,650 --> 04:03:59,510
for the vast majority of airliners

7309
04:03:59,510 --> 04:04:01,580
in the world, that is the case.

7310
04:04:02,200 --> 04:04:03,260
You then have to judge the

7311
04:04:03,260 --> 04:04:05,360
situation, the captain has to

7312
04:04:05,360 --> 04:04:07,480
judge the situation as he finds

7313
04:04:07,480 --> 04:04:09,600
it, and acts accordingly.

7314
04:04:09,760 --> 04:04:11,060
But are you critical of the

7315
04:04:11,060 --> 04:04:12,850
security controls in the United

7316
04:04:12,850 --> 04:04:13,500
States?

7317
04:04:13,640 --> 04:04:13,780
No.

7318
04:04:13,780 --> 04:04:15,210
Because you think that could

7319
04:04:15,210 --> 04:04:16,750
have happened from Heathrow or

7320
04:04:16,750 --> 04:04:18,280
from any European airport?

7321
04:04:18,660 --> 04:04:19,770
Security is very good,

7322
04:04:19,770 --> 04:04:21,200
generally. Around the world

7323
04:04:21,200 --> 04:04:22,390
there are one or two places

7324
04:04:22,390 --> 04:04:23,840
which is not quite so good.

7325
04:04:24,920 --> 04:04:26,100
But I would suggest to you that

7326
04:04:26,100 --> 04:04:28,640
if a determined effort was made,

7327
04:04:28,640 --> 04:04:32,020
it is practically impossible to...

7328
04:04:32,020 --> 04:04:35,020
Practically impossible.

7329
04:04:37,020 --> 04:04:39,020
It is a little bit of a...

7330
04:04:39,020 --> 04:04:40,860
Practically impossible.

7331
04:04:41,040 --> 04:04:42,020
I don't know if it...

7332
04:04:42,020 --> 04:04:45,020
It is practically impossible...

7333
04:04:45,020 --> 04:04:48,220
Practically impossible.

7334
04:04:48,220 --> 04:04:49,360
It is...

7335
04:04:49,360 --> 04:04:49,960
Possible...

7336
04:04:49,960 --> 04:04:50,580
To...

7337
04:04:50,580 --> 04:04:51,520
Stop it.

7338
04:04:51,940 --> 04:04:52,360
Sadly.

7339
04:04:52,740 --> 04:04:53,180
David M.

7340
04:04:53,900 --> 04:04:54,340
Sadly.

7341
04:04:54,480 --> 04:04:55,560
Do you agree with that?

7342
04:04:55,640 --> 04:04:56,020
That you could...

7343
04:04:56,020 --> 04:04:56,560
That an armed...

7344
04:04:56,560 --> 04:04:57,720
Unarmed gang of...

7345
04:04:57,720 --> 04:04:57,980
Of...

7346
04:04:57,980 --> 04:04:58,940
Of hijackers can get on any

7347
04:04:58,940 --> 04:05:00,180
plane anywhere in the world?

7348
04:05:00,180 --> 04:05:00,780
It is...

7349
04:05:00,780 --> 04:05:01,580
Absolutely staggering...

7350
04:05:01,580 --> 04:05:01,680
And...

7351
04:05:01,680 --> 04:05:04,080
...that four hijacks should be

7352
04:05:04,080 --> 04:05:05,960
able to take place...

7353
04:05:05,960 --> 04:05:07,480
It is fucking staggering.

7354
04:05:07,480 --> 04:05:08,480
Like, four of them...

7355
04:05:08,480 --> 04:05:10,480
Coordinated...

7356
04:05:10,480 --> 04:05:12,840
And they're all successful...

7357
04:05:12,840 --> 04:05:14,680
In the hijacking phase, you

7358
04:05:14,680 --> 04:05:15,180
know?

7359
04:05:15,180 --> 04:05:17,940
In America, all at the same

7360
04:05:17,940 --> 04:05:18,800
time.

7361
04:05:18,900 --> 04:05:19,740
All coordinated.

7362
04:05:19,980 --> 04:05:23,040
Now, there's a great anomaly

7363
04:05:23,040 --> 04:05:26,020
with American security.

7364
04:05:27,020 --> 04:05:28,680
In President Clinton's first...

7365
04:05:28,680 --> 04:05:30,280
But we'll leave that there...

7366
04:05:30,280 --> 04:05:31,820
Because I don't know if...

7367
04:05:31,820 --> 04:05:33,040
It's the right tone.

7368
04:05:35,040 --> 04:05:35,910
But just to really look at it

7369
04:05:35,910 --> 04:05:37,560
from...

7370
04:05:37,560 --> 04:05:38,360
And there he is.

7371
04:05:38,780 --> 04:05:39,620
Look at him there.

7372
04:05:40,080 --> 04:05:41,180
Old fucking Bin Laden.

7373
04:05:45,820 --> 04:05:47,340
The world's most wanted man...

7374
04:05:47,340 --> 04:05:48,630
With a three million dollar

7375
04:05:48,630 --> 04:05:50,000
price on his head...

7376
04:05:50,000 --> 04:05:51,630
Accused of masterminding a

7377
04:05:51,630 --> 04:05:53,880
series of terror attacks...

7378
04:05:53,880 --> 04:05:55,920
Osama Bin Laden...

7379
04:05:55,920 --> 04:05:57,640
AK-74U...

7380
04:05:57,640 --> 04:05:59,020
A man born into a wealthy Saudi

7381
04:05:59,020 --> 04:05:59,920
family...

7382
04:05:59,920 --> 04:06:01,400
Who rejected his heritage to

7383
04:06:01,400 --> 04:06:02,330
form a revolutionary

7384
04:06:02,330 --> 04:06:03,620
organization...

7385
04:06:03,620 --> 04:06:05,080
Al-Qaeda, or the base.

7386
04:06:07,320 --> 04:06:09,540
From his hideout in Afghanistan...

7387
04:06:09,540 --> 04:06:11,000
Osama Bin Laden's mission...

7388
04:06:11,000 --> 04:06:12,250
Is to provide the ideological

7389
04:06:12,250 --> 04:06:13,380
encouragement...

7390
04:06:13,380 --> 04:06:14,860
And sometimes the cash...

7391
04:06:14,860 --> 04:06:16,520
And the logistical support...

7392
04:06:16,520 --> 04:06:17,930
Behind attempts to bring death

7393
04:06:17,930 --> 04:06:18,940
to America...

7394
04:06:18,940 --> 04:06:20,260
And American citizens around

7395
04:06:20,260 --> 04:06:20,860
the globe.

7396
04:06:26,560 --> 04:06:25,420
Yeah, I don't think it's the

7397
04:06:25,420 --> 04:06:28,860
right tone...

7398
04:06:30,140 --> 04:06:31,100
To be honest.

7399
04:06:32,040 --> 04:06:32,860
We'll go back...

7400
04:06:33,400 --> 04:06:34,000
Who's that?

7401
04:06:37,840 --> 04:06:38,370
Just going to scan through it

7402
04:06:38,370 --> 04:06:39,580
here.

7403
04:06:40,640 --> 04:06:41,740
Fucking I'm sorry about that.

7404
04:06:42,220 --> 04:06:43,200
Yeah, I don't know what's...

7405
04:06:43,200 --> 04:06:44,040
I don't know what's going to

7406
04:06:44,040 --> 04:06:44,420
appear.

7407
04:06:44,420 --> 04:06:46,160
There might be some...

7408
04:06:46,160 --> 04:06:47,000
Look at this guy though.

7409
04:06:47,360 --> 04:06:49,460
Some interesting people.

7410
04:06:49,720 --> 04:06:50,720
Look, Oliver Revel.

7411
04:06:50,720 --> 04:06:53,390
That Ramsey Youssef and his

7412
04:06:53,390 --> 04:06:55,720
associates...

7413
04:06:56,440 --> 04:06:57,600
Had outside support.

7414
04:06:57,960 --> 04:07:00,240
They had to have finance, logistical

7415
04:07:00,240 --> 04:07:01,720
training...

7416
04:07:02,180 --> 04:07:03,320
And other types of support.

7417
04:07:03,940 --> 04:07:05,510
And now it appears very likely

7418
04:07:05,510 --> 04:07:06,720
that...

7419
04:07:06,720 --> 04:07:07,720
The Bin Laden...

7420
04:07:07,720 --> 04:07:10,240
Samer Bin Laden's network was

7421
04:07:10,240 --> 04:07:12,330
the ultimate supporter of that

7422
04:07:12,330 --> 04:07:14,020
operation...

7423
04:07:14,020 --> 04:07:15,390
And the planned follow-up

7424
04:07:15,390 --> 04:07:16,020
operations.

7425
04:07:16,020 --> 04:07:19,020
Jane Corbyn.

7426
04:07:19,020 --> 04:07:19,580
Well, I've been joined by a

7427
04:07:19,580 --> 04:07:20,380
number of other guests...

7428
04:07:20,380 --> 04:07:21,440
I'll introduce in just a moment.

7429
04:07:21,520 --> 04:07:22,180
But Jane Corbyn, on the Bin

7430
04:07:22,180 --> 04:07:23,020
Laden connection...

7431
04:07:23,020 --> 04:07:24,840
It's always very dangerous to

7432
04:07:24,840 --> 04:07:26,520
leap to a conclusion within

7433
04:07:26,520 --> 04:07:28,700
hours of something happening.

7434
04:07:28,700 --> 04:07:30,520
But is there something in what

7435
04:07:30,520 --> 04:07:32,320
happened today that makes you

7436
04:07:32,320 --> 04:07:34,120
think that he's the likeliest

7437
04:07:34,120 --> 04:07:34,940
suspect?

7438
04:07:35,440 --> 04:07:36,620
Well, as you saw in that report,

7439
04:07:36,620 --> 04:07:38,170
his followers were believed to

7440
04:07:38,170 --> 04:07:39,440
be behind the World Trade

7441
04:07:39,440 --> 04:07:41,260
Center bombing eight years ago.

7442
04:07:41,440 --> 04:07:43,680
And the investigators told us...

7443
04:07:43,680 --> 04:07:45,400
The Bin Laden connection.

7444
04:07:45,800 --> 04:07:46,700
...to suggest that those

7445
04:07:46,700 --> 04:07:47,500
bombers...

7446
04:07:47,500 --> 04:07:48,380
The French connection.

7447
04:07:48,420 --> 04:07:50,080
...a much bigger attack on New

7448
04:07:50,080 --> 04:07:51,420
York to paralyze it in effect

7449
04:07:51,420 --> 04:07:52,960
by targeting tunnels...

7450
04:07:52,960 --> 04:07:55,040
I like calling it the term the

7451
04:07:55,040 --> 04:07:56,920
Bin Laden connection.

7452
04:07:57,740 --> 04:07:59,090
Sounds like a fucking juicy

7453
04:07:59,090 --> 04:07:59,780
film.

7454
04:08:00,300 --> 04:08:01,500
Deniers of something happening.

7455
04:08:01,880 --> 04:08:03,350
But is there something in what

7456
04:08:03,350 --> 04:08:05,190
happened today that makes you

7457
04:08:05,190 --> 04:08:07,020
think that he's the likeliest

7458
04:08:07,020 --> 04:08:07,860
suspect?

7459
04:08:09,120 --> 04:08:10,140
The Bin Laden connection.

7460
04:08:10,240 --> 04:08:10,500
Come on.

7461
04:08:11,180 --> 04:08:12,040
Maybe an isolated...

7462
04:08:12,040 --> 04:08:12,820
Jane Corbyn, well, I've been

7463
04:08:12,820 --> 04:08:13,510
joined by a number of other

7464
04:08:13,510 --> 04:08:13,880
guests.

7465
04:08:13,960 --> 04:08:14,940
I'll introduce in just a moment.

7466
04:08:15,040 --> 04:08:16,740
But Jane Corbyn, on the Bin

7467
04:08:16,740 --> 04:08:18,700
Laden connection...

7468
04:08:18,700 --> 04:08:23,140
...signs that something was afoot.

7469
04:08:23,140 --> 04:08:25,190
There were signs coming from

7470
04:08:25,190 --> 04:08:27,500
papers in the Arab region about

7471
04:08:27,500 --> 04:08:28,840
three weeks ago.

7472
04:08:28,920 --> 04:08:32,700
But I remember in 1998 or 99...

7473
04:08:32,700 --> 04:08:34,820
Bin Laden being mentioned on

7474
04:08:34,820 --> 04:08:36,380
the fucking news.

7475
04:08:37,500 --> 04:08:38,700
And there were...

7476
04:08:38,700 --> 04:08:40,140
Clinton was sending bombers

7477
04:08:40,140 --> 04:08:40,920
into...

7478
04:08:40,920 --> 04:08:42,620
to Africa to...

7479
04:08:42,620 --> 04:08:42,620
to Africa to...

7480
04:08:42,620 --> 04:08:45,070
or no, airstrikes, sorry, into

7481
04:08:45,070 --> 04:08:47,080
Afghanistan after fucking Bin

7482
04:08:47,080 --> 04:08:48,920
Laden blew up an embassy in

7483
04:08:48,920 --> 04:08:50,460
Africa somewhere.

7484
04:08:51,620 --> 04:08:52,520
So they were...

7485
04:08:52,520 --> 04:08:53,670
I think he was just always on

7486
04:08:53,670 --> 04:08:55,160
the fucking hit list, you know?

7487
04:08:55,560 --> 04:08:57,320
But if you look at the way in

7488
04:08:57,320 --> 04:08:58,990
which they went into Iraq and

7489
04:08:58,990 --> 04:09:01,230
they used 9-11 as a means to go

7490
04:09:01,230 --> 04:09:03,100
into Iraq, then...

7491
04:09:03,100 --> 04:09:08,100
maybe they fucking used...

7492
04:09:08,100 --> 04:09:10,260
any old fucking terrorism as a

7493
04:09:10,260 --> 04:09:12,580
chance to go after Bin Laden.

7494
04:09:12,580 --> 04:09:13,420
That doesn't make sense.

7495
04:09:14,800 --> 04:09:15,160
I don't think Bin Laden would

7496
04:09:15,160 --> 04:09:17,640
have been able to orchestrate...

7497
04:09:17,640 --> 04:09:19,670
or, you know, Al-Qaeda, even if

7498
04:09:19,670 --> 04:09:21,670
Al-Qaeda existed, orchestrate

7499
04:09:21,670 --> 04:09:23,980
the whole 9-11 shenanigans.

7500
04:09:23,980 --> 04:09:25,730
But under the noses of the

7501
04:09:25,730 --> 04:09:27,980
greatest intelligence...

7502
04:09:27,980 --> 04:09:30,480
operation in the world.

7503
04:09:33,480 --> 04:09:34,220
Do you know?

7504
04:09:35,180 --> 04:09:36,460
And knowing now what we know

7505
04:09:36,460 --> 04:09:38,180
about how...

7506
04:09:38,180 --> 04:09:40,020
they like to foster...

7507
04:09:41,180 --> 04:09:43,020
and incubate...

7508
04:09:43,020 --> 04:09:44,020
pockets...

7509
04:09:44,020 --> 04:09:44,020
of...

7510
04:09:44,860 --> 04:09:46,160
of terror...

7511
04:09:46,160 --> 04:09:47,700
you know, of dodgy characters.

7512
04:09:47,860 --> 04:09:48,120
Let...

7513
04:09:48,120 --> 04:09:48,780
let them...

7514
04:09:48,780 --> 04:09:51,100
let them grow in a grow box...

7515
04:09:51,100 --> 04:09:52,340
until they're ready to strike.

7516
04:09:52,440 --> 04:09:53,490
So then they have a reason to

7517
04:09:53,490 --> 04:09:54,100
intercept.

7518
04:09:54,540 --> 04:09:55,890
I think maybe that was going on,

7519
04:09:55,890 --> 04:09:56,520
but...

7520
04:09:56,520 --> 04:09:57,680
at the same time...

7521
04:09:57,680 --> 04:09:59,970
I really don't think that they

7522
04:09:59,970 --> 04:10:01,680
would have...

7523
04:10:02,280 --> 04:10:03,120
they would have...

7524
04:10:03,120 --> 04:10:05,680
the Americans or CIA would have...

7525
04:10:07,280 --> 04:10:08,120
let...

7526
04:10:08,120 --> 04:10:10,760
such an event take place.

7527
04:10:11,380 --> 04:10:12,100
Even...

7528
04:10:12,100 --> 04:10:13,580
even as a means or a precursor

7529
04:10:13,580 --> 04:10:14,520
to war...

7530
04:10:14,520 --> 04:10:16,070
there's much easier and less

7531
04:10:16,070 --> 04:10:17,680
destructive ways...

7532
04:10:17,680 --> 04:10:18,240
of...

7533
04:10:19,000 --> 04:10:20,240
of justifying...

7534
04:10:20,840 --> 04:10:21,240
the war...

7535
04:10:22,040 --> 04:10:23,680
what you're about to do...

7536
04:10:23,680 --> 04:10:24,200
a la...

7537
04:10:24,200 --> 04:10:25,200
fucking...

7538
04:10:25,200 --> 04:10:26,800
Gulf of Tonkin...

7539
04:10:26,800 --> 04:10:27,440
fucking...

7540
04:10:27,440 --> 04:10:29,080
even Putin going into Ukraine...

7541
04:10:29,080 --> 04:10:30,060
saying, oh, they were throwing

7542
04:10:30,060 --> 04:10:30,500
stuff at us.

7543
04:10:31,800 --> 04:10:32,500
Do you know?

7544
04:10:33,040 --> 04:10:33,440
There's...

7545
04:10:33,440 --> 04:10:35,140
you wouldn't orchestrate that...

7546
04:10:35,140 --> 04:10:37,080
because it still is...

7547
04:10:37,080 --> 04:10:38,180
it fucking...

7548
04:10:38,180 --> 04:10:39,080
like...

7549
04:10:39,080 --> 04:10:40,300
even though...

7550
04:10:40,300 --> 04:10:41,350
they went into Iraq and

7551
04:10:41,350 --> 04:10:42,540
Afghanistan...

7552
04:10:42,540 --> 04:10:43,510
and fucking blew the fuck out

7553
04:10:43,510 --> 04:10:44,180
of them...

7554
04:10:46,300 --> 04:10:47,380
9-11 still happened...

7555
04:10:47,380 --> 04:10:48,660
and everybody saw it...

7556
04:10:48,660 --> 04:10:50,080
and it was like a big...

7557
04:10:50,080 --> 04:10:51,360
big loss...

7558
04:10:51,360 --> 04:10:52,360
big time loss...

7559
04:10:52,360 --> 04:10:53,600
and a big win for...

7560
04:10:53,600 --> 04:10:54,840
for the terror...

7561
04:10:54,840 --> 04:10:56,300
the terror lads...

7562
04:10:56,300 --> 04:10:58,040
so they would not have...

7563
04:10:58,040 --> 04:11:00,300
ever wanted to have shown...

7564
04:11:00,300 --> 04:11:02,280
the terror lads winning...

7565
04:11:02,280 --> 04:11:03,590
in such a big fucking way, you

7566
04:11:03,590 --> 04:11:04,000
know?

7567
04:11:05,920 --> 04:11:07,720
So that's my two cents on that...

7568
04:11:07,720 --> 04:11:08,440
at the moment anyway...

7569
04:11:08,440 --> 04:11:09,520
I can go a lot more...

7570
04:11:09,520 --> 04:11:10,520
and a lot longer on it...

7571
04:11:10,520 --> 04:11:11,020
and...

7572
04:11:11,020 --> 04:11:12,300
I just think...

7573
04:11:12,300 --> 04:11:14,300
I can't really finish on...

7574
04:11:14,960 --> 04:11:15,300
this...

7575
04:11:15,300 --> 04:11:16,300
just a bit of stew...

7576
04:11:16,900 --> 04:11:17,580
episode...

7577
04:11:17,580 --> 04:11:18,300
and it's...

7578
04:11:18,300 --> 04:11:20,200
it's coincidental...

7579
04:11:20,200 --> 04:11:20,700
that it is...

7580
04:11:20,700 --> 04:11:21,300
season 9...

7581
04:11:21,300 --> 04:11:22,160
episode 11...

7582
04:11:22,160 --> 04:11:23,340
that Glenn recommended...

7583
04:11:23,340 --> 04:11:24,500
and I hope it is good...

7584
04:11:24,500 --> 04:11:26,480
and it wasn't just a 9-11 joke...

7585
04:11:26,480 --> 04:11:27,140
that you were making...

7586
04:11:27,140 --> 04:11:29,500
join hands to defeat...

7587
04:11:29,500 --> 04:11:30,380
terror...

7588
04:11:30,380 --> 04:11:30,920
period...

7589
04:11:30,920 --> 04:11:31,980
we cannot...

7590
04:11:31,980 --> 04:11:32,920
afford...

7591
04:11:32,920 --> 04:11:34,380
this kind of sweat...

7592
04:11:34,380 --> 04:11:35,420
to our whole...

7593
04:11:35,420 --> 04:11:36,120
way of life...

7594
04:11:36,120 --> 04:11:36,760
I'll come...

7595
04:11:36,760 --> 04:11:37,510
I'll come back to that point in

7596
04:11:37,510 --> 04:11:38,060
a moment...

7597
04:11:38,060 --> 04:11:39,640
I want to bring in Frank Gaffney...

7598
04:11:39,640 --> 04:11:40,300
who's the...

7599
04:11:40,300 --> 04:11:41,280
Frank Gaffney?

7600
04:11:41,280 --> 04:11:42,320
director of the...

7601
04:11:42,320 --> 04:11:43,920
Center for Security Policy...

7602
04:11:43,920 --> 04:11:44,920
who's in Washington...

7603
04:11:44,920 --> 04:11:46,380
how do you think...

7604
04:11:46,380 --> 04:11:47,180
the United States...

7605
04:11:47,180 --> 04:11:48,260
will respond to this...

7606
04:11:48,260 --> 04:11:49,380
and are you...

7607
04:11:49,380 --> 04:11:50,020
surprised...

7608
04:11:50,020 --> 04:11:50,940
as an expert in security

7609
04:11:50,940 --> 04:11:51,700
matters...

7610
04:11:51,700 --> 04:11:53,320
that nobody had any inkling...

7611
04:11:53,320 --> 04:11:55,060
of what happened...

7612
04:11:55,060 --> 04:11:57,740
that eyebrow arch there...

7613
04:11:57,740 --> 04:11:58,800
and the...

7614
04:11:58,800 --> 04:12:01,300
the arm grab...

7615
04:12:01,300 --> 04:12:02,980
only hours after the event...

7616
04:12:02,980 --> 04:12:03,260
like...

7617
04:12:03,260 --> 04:12:03,520
you know...

7618
04:12:03,520 --> 04:12:03,680
I mean...

7619
04:12:03,680 --> 04:12:04,720
this is a real...

7620
04:12:04,720 --> 04:12:06,640
mental fucking time...

7621
04:12:06,640 --> 04:12:07,500
to be in...

7622
04:12:07,500 --> 04:12:08,840
it's a mental time to be...

7623
04:12:08,840 --> 04:12:10,440
look at the somber nature...

7624
04:12:10,440 --> 04:12:11,780
the studio set up there...

7625
04:12:11,780 --> 04:12:12,540
the blacks...

7626
04:12:12,540 --> 04:12:14,540
and the reds...

7627
04:12:14,540 --> 04:12:15,560
those deep...

7628
04:12:15,560 --> 04:12:16,820
deep reds...

7629
04:12:16,820 --> 04:12:18,120
but to be asked then...

7630
04:12:18,120 --> 04:12:19,520
to be a talking head...

7631
04:12:19,520 --> 04:12:20,320
on one of these...

7632
04:12:20,320 --> 04:12:21,960
and to give your opinion...

7633
04:12:21,960 --> 04:12:22,580
let's see what...

7634
04:12:22,580 --> 04:12:23,540
Gaffney fucking says...

7635
04:12:25,280 --> 04:12:27,540
of what happened...

7636
04:12:27,540 --> 04:12:28,600
well to answer...

7637
04:12:28,600 --> 04:12:29,540
the second question first...

7638
04:12:29,540 --> 04:12:30,300
I'm not...

7639
04:12:30,300 --> 04:12:31,320
frankly surprised...

7640
04:12:31,320 --> 04:12:32,540
because...

7641
04:12:32,540 --> 04:12:33,100
this...

7642
04:12:33,100 --> 04:12:33,420
not...

7643
04:12:33,420 --> 04:12:34,460
not surprised...

7644
04:12:34,460 --> 04:12:35,800
this is precisely the way...

7645
04:12:35,800 --> 04:12:36,140
the...

7646
04:12:36,140 --> 04:12:37,600
the cells...

7647
04:12:37,600 --> 04:12:39,080
that we're up against here...

7648
04:12:39,080 --> 04:12:39,840
and perhaps their state

7649
04:12:39,840 --> 04:12:40,540
sponsors...

7650
04:12:40,540 --> 04:12:42,520
are organizing themselves...

7651
04:12:42,520 --> 04:12:43,520
and...

7652
04:12:43,520 --> 04:12:44,520
conducting their activities...

7653
04:12:44,520 --> 04:12:45,520
it is...

7654
04:12:45,520 --> 04:12:46,520
purposely...

7655
04:12:46,520 --> 04:12:47,520
designed to keep...

7656
04:12:47,520 --> 04:12:48,520
the lowest possible...

7657
04:12:48,520 --> 04:12:49,520
profiles...

7658
04:12:49,520 --> 04:12:51,520
avoid signatures...

7659
04:12:51,520 --> 04:12:52,520
as they say...

7660
04:12:52,520 --> 04:12:53,520
in the intelligence business...

7661
04:12:53,520 --> 04:12:53,520
and...

7662
04:12:53,520 --> 04:12:54,520
and conduct their affairs...

7663
04:12:54,520 --> 04:12:55,520
in such a way...

7664
04:12:55,520 --> 04:12:56,520
that we won't know...

7665
04:12:56,520 --> 04:12:57,520
what's happened to us...

7666
04:12:57,520 --> 04:12:58,520
until it has happened...

7667
04:12:58,520 --> 04:13:00,520
as to how the United States...

7668
04:13:00,520 --> 04:13:01,520
will respond...

7669
04:13:01,520 --> 04:13:02,520
it remains to be seen...

7670
04:13:02,520 --> 04:13:03,520
of course...

7671
04:13:03,520 --> 04:13:04,520
my hope is...

7672
04:13:04,520 --> 04:13:05,520
that as...

7673
04:13:05,520 --> 04:13:06,520
any number of people...

7674
04:13:06,520 --> 04:13:07,520
have said...

7675
04:13:07,520 --> 04:13:08,520
on this program...

7676
04:13:08,520 --> 04:13:09,520
and elsewhere...

7677
04:13:09,520 --> 04:13:10,520
in recent hours...

7678
04:13:10,520 --> 04:13:11,520
the United States...

7679
04:13:11,520 --> 04:13:12,520
is at war now...

7680
04:13:12,520 --> 04:13:13,520
and I hope that the...

7681
04:13:13,520 --> 04:13:14,520
President will respond...

7682
04:13:14,520 --> 04:13:15,520
appropriately...

7683
04:13:15,520 --> 04:13:16,520
and accordingly...

7684
04:13:16,520 --> 04:13:17,520
this is not a matter for...

7685
04:13:17,520 --> 04:13:19,520
business as usual...

7686
04:13:19,520 --> 04:13:20,520
a...

7687
04:13:20,520 --> 04:13:21,520
judicial process...

7688
04:13:21,520 --> 04:13:22,520
forensic investigations...

7689
04:13:22,520 --> 04:13:23,520
and so on...

7690
04:13:23,520 --> 04:13:24,520
I believe that...

7691
04:13:24,520 --> 04:13:25,520
we have been struck...

7692
04:13:25,520 --> 04:13:27,520
in a way that...

7693
04:13:27,520 --> 04:13:29,520
is probably going to be...

7694
04:13:29,520 --> 04:13:30,520
a precursor to even worse...

7695
04:13:30,520 --> 04:13:32,520
and it is time for us to...

7696
04:13:32,520 --> 04:13:33,520
act as...

7697
04:13:33,520 --> 04:13:34,520
I think our friends in Israel...

7698
04:13:34,520 --> 04:13:35,520
have been doing for some time...

7699
04:13:35,520 --> 04:13:36,520
quite correctly...

7700
04:13:36,520 --> 04:13:37,520
which is...

7701
04:13:37,520 --> 04:13:38,520
Friends in Israel...

7702
04:13:38,520 --> 04:13:39,520
are after you...

7703
04:13:39,520 --> 04:13:39,930
which is to use such

7704
04:13:39,930 --> 04:13:40,520
intelligence...

7705
04:13:40,520 --> 04:13:41,520
as we do have...

7706
04:13:41,520 --> 04:13:42,520
to use such force...

7707
04:13:42,520 --> 04:13:43,520
as we have at our disposal...

7708
04:13:43,520 --> 04:13:44,520
to strike at...

7709
04:13:44,520 --> 04:13:46,520
and try to destroy...

7710
04:13:46,520 --> 04:13:47,520
these terrorists...

7711
04:13:47,520 --> 04:13:48,520
and their sponsors...

7712
04:13:48,520 --> 04:13:49,520
before they strike again...

7713
04:13:49,520 --> 04:13:50,520
but do you know who they are?

7714
04:13:50,520 --> 04:13:53,520
We probably won't know...

7715
04:13:53,520 --> 04:13:54,520
if at all...

7716
04:13:54,520 --> 04:13:55,520
for some time...

7717
04:13:55,520 --> 04:13:56,520
with precision...

7718
04:13:56,520 --> 04:13:57,520
who is responsible...

7719
04:13:57,520 --> 04:13:58,520
for this precise attack...

7720
04:13:58,520 --> 04:13:59,520
therefore...

7721
04:13:59,520 --> 04:14:00,520
I would go after...

7722
04:14:00,520 --> 04:14:01,520
everyone...

7723
04:14:01,520 --> 04:14:02,520
who is engaged...

7724
04:14:02,520 --> 04:14:03,520
in terrorist acts...

7725
04:14:03,520 --> 04:14:04,520
against us...

7726
04:14:04,520 --> 04:14:05,520
everyone who has made known...

7727
04:14:05,520 --> 04:14:06,520
their...

7728
04:14:06,520 --> 04:14:07,520
determination...

7729
04:14:07,520 --> 04:14:08,520
to do harm...

7730
04:14:08,520 --> 04:14:09,520
to the United States...

7731
04:14:09,520 --> 04:14:10,520
I think we ought to...

7732
04:14:10,520 --> 04:14:11,520
use this...

7733
04:14:11,520 --> 04:14:12,520
as an opportunity...

7734
04:14:12,520 --> 04:14:13,520
as has been...

7735
04:14:13,520 --> 04:14:14,520
pointed out by others...

7736
04:14:14,520 --> 04:14:15,520
to put them...

7737
04:14:15,520 --> 04:14:16,520
on the run...

7738
04:14:16,520 --> 04:14:17,520
let them know...

7739
04:14:17,520 --> 04:14:18,520
that they've got no place...

7740
04:14:18,520 --> 04:14:19,520
to hide...

7741
04:14:19,520 --> 04:14:20,520
in such places...

7742
04:14:20,520 --> 04:14:21,520
that they hide...

7743
04:14:21,520 --> 04:14:22,520
are going to be...

7744
04:14:22,520 --> 04:14:23,520
very difficult...

7745
04:14:23,520 --> 04:14:24,520
places from which...

7746
04:14:24,520 --> 04:14:25,520
to operate against us...

7747
04:14:25,520 --> 04:14:26,520
We heard earlier on...

7748
04:14:26,520 --> 04:14:27,520
that the United States...

7749
04:14:27,520 --> 04:14:28,520
security in airports...

7750
04:14:28,520 --> 04:14:29,520
was rather lax...

7751
04:14:29,520 --> 04:14:30,520
because there was a feeling...

7752
04:14:30,520 --> 04:14:31,520
that this was the kind of thing...

7753
04:14:31,520 --> 04:14:32,520
that couldn't happen...

7754
04:14:32,520 --> 04:14:33,520
there have been...

7755
04:14:33,520 --> 04:14:34,520
obviously been...

7756
04:14:34,520 --> 04:14:35,520
terrorist incidents...

7757
04:14:35,520 --> 04:14:36,520
in the United States...

7758
04:14:36,520 --> 04:14:37,520
but compared with the way...

7759
04:14:37,520 --> 04:14:38,520
that terrorism is...

7760
04:14:38,520 --> 04:14:39,520
expected in...

7761
04:14:39,520 --> 04:14:40,520
Europe...

7762
04:14:40,520 --> 04:14:41,520
and in the Middle East...

7763
04:14:41,520 --> 04:14:42,520
in the United States...

7764
04:14:42,520 --> 04:14:43,520
it's not thought...

7765
04:14:43,520 --> 04:14:44,520
likely...

7766
04:14:44,520 --> 04:14:45,520
has this been...

7767
04:14:45,520 --> 04:14:46,520
in that sense...

7768
04:14:46,520 --> 04:14:47,520
a big shock...

7769
04:14:47,520 --> 04:14:48,520
America's eyes...

7770
04:14:48,520 --> 04:14:49,520
about their vulnerability...

7771
04:14:49,520 --> 04:14:50,520
after this...

7772
04:14:50,520 --> 04:14:51,520
Well...

7773
04:14:51,520 --> 04:14:52,520
I hope the scales...

7774
04:14:52,520 --> 04:14:53,520
are falling from our eyes...

7775
04:14:53,520 --> 04:14:54,520
as a people...

7776
04:14:54,520 --> 04:14:55,520
What the fuck does that mean?

7777
04:14:55,520 --> 04:14:57,520
Scales falling from the eyes...

7778
04:14:57,520 --> 04:14:58,520
what does that mean?

7779
04:14:58,520 --> 04:15:02,520
Who has scales in...

7780
04:15:02,520 --> 04:15:04,520
scales in your eyes?

7781
04:15:04,520 --> 04:15:05,520
Like...

7782
04:15:05,520 --> 04:15:06,520
fucking...

7783
04:15:06,520 --> 04:15:07,520
scaly skin...

7784
04:15:07,520 --> 04:15:09,520
It's biblical...

7785
04:15:09,520 --> 04:15:10,520
is it?

7786
04:15:10,520 --> 04:15:11,520
Lizards...

7787
04:15:11,520 --> 04:15:13,520
realizing truths...

7788
04:15:13,520 --> 04:15:16,520
it's a biblical thing...

7789
04:15:16,520 --> 04:15:19,520
I seen Trump...

7790
04:15:19,520 --> 04:15:20,520
was given a...

7791
04:15:20,520 --> 04:15:22,520
a mammoth speech...

7792
04:15:22,520 --> 04:15:23,520
this afternoon...

7793
04:15:23,520 --> 04:15:25,520
at the Museum of the Bible...

7794
04:15:25,520 --> 04:15:28,520
the...

7795
04:15:28,520 --> 04:15:29,520
the fucking...

7796
04:15:29,520 --> 04:15:30,520
Museum of the Bible...

7797
04:15:30,520 --> 04:15:31,520
in Washington DC...

7798
04:15:31,520 --> 04:15:34,520
and he was talking...

7799
04:15:34,520 --> 04:15:35,520
up there...

7800
04:15:35,520 --> 04:15:36,520
and he was like...

7801
04:15:36,520 --> 04:15:37,520
we need Jesus...

7802
04:15:37,520 --> 04:15:38,520
we need God...

7803
04:15:38,520 --> 04:15:39,520
we need God...

7804
04:15:39,520 --> 04:15:40,520
that's one thing I know...

7805
04:15:40,520 --> 04:15:41,520
is...

7806
04:15:41,520 --> 04:15:42,520
we all need God...

7807
04:15:42,520 --> 04:15:43,520
right?

7808
04:15:43,520 --> 04:15:44,520
and I did well...

7809
04:15:44,520 --> 04:15:45,520
and he was just then...

7810
04:15:45,520 --> 04:15:46,520
going off...

7811
04:15:46,520 --> 04:15:47,520
like an hour...

7812
04:15:47,520 --> 04:15:48,520
on how much...

7813
04:15:48,520 --> 04:15:49,520
good stuff he's done...

7814
04:15:49,520 --> 04:15:50,520
but like...

7815
04:15:50,520 --> 04:15:51,520
he never really struck me...

7816
04:15:51,520 --> 04:15:52,520
as a religious person...

7817
04:15:52,520 --> 04:15:53,520
about...

7818
04:15:53,520 --> 04:15:54,520
our vulnerability...

7819
04:15:54,520 --> 04:15:55,520
in the largest sense...

7820
04:15:55,520 --> 04:15:57,520
we are in fact...

7821
04:15:57,520 --> 04:15:58,520
a target...

7822
04:15:58,520 --> 04:15:59,520
for...

7823
04:15:59,520 --> 04:16:00,520
others' enmity...

7824
04:16:00,520 --> 04:16:01,520
and...

7825
04:16:01,520 --> 04:16:02,520
they are using...

7826
04:16:02,520 --> 04:16:03,520
the means they have...

7827
04:16:03,520 --> 04:16:04,520
to...

7828
04:16:04,520 --> 04:16:05,520
and they apparently...

7829
04:16:05,520 --> 04:16:06,520
are going to be...

7830
04:16:06,520 --> 04:16:07,520
a larger...

7831
04:16:07,520 --> 04:16:08,520
and larger...

7832
04:16:08,520 --> 04:16:09,520
set of means...

7833
04:16:09,520 --> 04:16:10,520
with ever more deadly...

7834
04:16:10,520 --> 04:16:11,520
possible effects...

7835
04:16:11,520 --> 04:16:12,520
larger set of means...

7836
04:16:12,520 --> 04:16:13,520
including...

7837
04:16:13,520 --> 04:16:14,520
I have to tell you...

7838
04:16:14,520 --> 04:16:15,520
missiles...

7839
04:16:15,520 --> 04:16:16,520
that are...

7840
04:16:16,520 --> 04:16:17,520
I'm afraid...

7841
04:16:17,520 --> 04:16:18,520
being acquired...

7842
04:16:18,520 --> 04:16:19,520
by some of the same states...

7843
04:16:19,520 --> 04:16:20,520
some of the sponsors...

7844
04:16:20,520 --> 04:16:21,520
of terrorism...

7845
04:16:21,520 --> 04:16:21,520
and perhaps...

7846
04:16:21,520 --> 04:16:22,520
even some of the...

7847
04:16:22,520 --> 04:16:22,520
organizations...

7848
04:16:22,520 --> 04:16:23,520
that we're worrying...

7849
04:16:23,520 --> 04:16:24,520
about today...

7850
04:16:24,520 --> 04:16:25,520
vulnerability...

7851
04:16:25,520 --> 04:16:26,520
is something...

7852
04:16:26,520 --> 04:16:27,520
this country...

7853
04:16:27,520 --> 04:16:28,520
can no longer...

7854
04:16:28,520 --> 04:16:29,520
afford...

7855
04:16:29,520 --> 04:16:30,520
either to missiles...

7856
04:16:30,520 --> 04:16:31,520
or to these...

7857
04:16:31,520 --> 04:16:32,520
other kinds of terrorism...

7858
04:16:32,520 --> 04:16:33,520
clearly...

7859
04:16:33,520 --> 04:16:34,520
security...

7860
04:16:34,520 --> 04:16:35,520
at the airports...

7861
04:16:35,520 --> 04:16:36,520
in this country...

7862
04:16:36,520 --> 04:16:37,520
has to be improved...

7863
04:16:37,520 --> 04:16:38,520
it's been said...

7864
04:16:38,520 --> 04:16:39,520
that...

7865
04:16:39,520 --> 04:16:40,520
some of the employees...

7866
04:16:40,520 --> 04:16:41,520
currently...

7867
04:16:41,520 --> 04:16:42,520
engaged in...

7868
04:16:42,520 --> 04:16:43,520
doing these...

7869
04:16:43,520 --> 04:16:44,520
security searches...

7870
04:16:44,520 --> 04:16:45,520
have actually...

7871
04:16:45,520 --> 04:16:46,520
been...

7872
04:16:46,520 --> 04:16:47,520
wooed away...

7873
04:16:47,520 --> 04:16:48,520
by...

7874
04:16:48,520 --> 04:16:49,520
the...

7875
04:16:49,520 --> 04:16:50,520
we've been giving...

7876
04:16:50,520 --> 04:16:51,520
to people...

7877
04:16:51,520 --> 04:16:52,520
doing this job...

7878
04:16:52,520 --> 04:16:53,520
that...

7879
04:16:53,520 --> 04:16:54,520
thank you very much...

7880
04:16:54,520 --> 04:16:55,520
Mr. Caffney...

7881
04:16:55,520 --> 04:16:56,520
James Rubin...

7882
04:16:56,520 --> 04:16:57,520
imagine...

7883
04:16:57,520 --> 04:16:58,520
a tip came through...

7884
04:16:58,520 --> 04:16:59,520
that wasn't for me...

7885
04:16:59,520 --> 04:17:00,520
that tip from...

7886
04:17:00,520 --> 04:17:01,520
David Kelly...

7887
04:17:01,520 --> 04:17:02,520
a tip came through...

7888
04:17:02,520 --> 04:17:03,520
on...

7889
04:17:03,520 --> 04:17:04,520
the show...

7890
04:17:04,520 --> 04:17:05,520
on the 9/11 special...

7891
04:17:05,520 --> 04:17:06,520
and...

7892
04:17:06,520 --> 04:17:08,520
David Dimbleby said...

7893
04:17:08,520 --> 04:17:09,520
thank you very...

7894
04:17:09,520 --> 04:17:10,520
oh...

7895
04:17:10,520 --> 04:17:11,520
thanks very much...

7896
04:17:11,520 --> 04:17:12,520
for the tip...

7897
04:17:12,520 --> 04:17:13,520
but...

7898
04:17:13,520 --> 04:17:14,520
we'll let...

7899
04:17:14,520 --> 04:17:15,520
we can leave that one...

7900
04:17:15,520 --> 04:17:16,520
to quickly...

7901
04:17:16,520 --> 04:17:17,520
show you this...

7902
04:17:17,520 --> 04:17:18,520
that I saw...

7903
04:17:18,520 --> 04:17:19,520
earlier on...

7904
04:17:19,520 --> 04:17:20,520
how bizarre...

7905
04:17:20,520 --> 04:17:21,520
it was...

7906
04:17:21,520 --> 04:17:22,520
that he was...

7907
04:17:22,520 --> 04:17:23,520
at this...

7908
04:17:23,520 --> 04:17:24,520
museum of...

7909
04:17:24,520 --> 04:17:25,520
the Bible...

7910
04:17:25,520 --> 04:17:26,520
I didn't even know...

7911
04:17:26,520 --> 04:17:27,520
such a museum...

7912
04:17:27,520 --> 04:17:28,520
existed...

7913
04:17:28,520 --> 04:17:37,120
Thank you very much.

7914
04:17:37,640 --> 04:17:38,740
Thank you very much.

7915
04:17:38,820 --> 04:17:40,080
I said we'll have to cut Lee

7916
04:17:40,080 --> 04:17:41,400
Greenwood a little bit short.

7917
04:17:41,700 --> 04:17:43,200
How good is he?

7918
04:17:43,800 --> 04:17:44,690
He's been with us right from

7919
04:17:44,690 --> 04:17:45,700
the beginning.

7920
04:17:47,740 --> 04:17:49,690
He's got a bit of a purple tint

7921
04:17:49,690 --> 04:17:51,180
in his hair.

7922
04:17:51,260 --> 04:17:52,550
Stand and listen to the entire

7923
04:17:52,550 --> 04:17:53,620
song, but people would have

7924
04:17:53,620 --> 04:17:53,880
said,

7925
04:17:53,880 --> 04:17:55,700
look at the ego of that guy.

7926
04:17:56,120 --> 04:17:57,660
He just wouldn't stop.

7927
04:17:57,760 --> 04:17:58,520
He just stood there and

7928
04:17:58,520 --> 04:17:59,520
listened to the applause.

7929
04:17:59,640 --> 04:18:00,860
But I appreciate it very much.

7930
04:18:00,960 --> 04:18:02,900
And I want to thank you for

7931
04:18:02,900 --> 04:18:05,340
doing an incredible job, Pam

7932
04:18:05,340 --> 04:18:06,220
Bondi.

7933
04:18:06,340 --> 04:18:07,220
The Attorney General has been

7934
04:18:07,220 --> 04:18:07,860
unbelievable.

7935
04:18:08,260 --> 04:18:09,100
Incredible job.

7936
04:18:09,480 --> 04:18:10,040
Thank you, Pam.

7937
04:18:10,860 --> 04:18:12,270
And thank you to all of the

7938
04:18:12,270 --> 04:18:15,040
faith leaders, pastors, and

7939
04:18:15,040 --> 04:18:15,940
patriots

7940
04:18:15,940 --> 04:18:17,700
who have come to the Museum of

7941
04:18:17,700 --> 04:18:19,460
the Bible for this historic

7942
04:18:19,460 --> 04:18:19,780
meeting

7943
04:18:19,780 --> 04:18:21,670
of the Presidential Commission

7944
04:18:21,670 --> 04:18:23,180
on Religious Liberty.

7945
04:18:23,180 --> 04:18:24,460
These are incredible people.

7946
04:18:25,300 --> 04:18:26,050
And everybody wanted to be on

7947
04:18:26,050 --> 04:18:27,540
this commission.

7948
04:18:27,720 --> 04:18:29,800
And I made a couple of people

7949
04:18:29,800 --> 04:18:31,930
unhappy, maybe even enemies for

7950
04:18:31,930 --> 04:18:32,560
life.

7951
04:18:32,560 --> 04:18:33,160
I don't know.

7952
04:18:33,160 --> 04:18:34,400
But they all wanted to be on

7953
04:18:34,400 --> 04:18:35,360
the commission.

7954
04:18:35,360 --> 04:18:36,760
But we picked the right ones.

7955
04:18:36,760 --> 04:18:38,840
And they've done a really

7956
04:18:38,840 --> 04:18:41,120
profound, an amazing job.

7957
04:18:41,520 --> 04:18:43,300
But America was founded on

7958
04:18:43,300 --> 04:18:44,820
faith, as we know.

7959
04:18:44,820 --> 04:18:45,940
And I've been saying it for a

7960
04:18:45,940 --> 04:18:46,520
long time.

7961
04:18:46,520 --> 04:18:48,990
And when faith gets weaker, our

7962
04:18:48,990 --> 04:18:51,460
country seems to get weaker.

7963
04:18:51,460 --> 04:18:53,010
When faith gets stronger, as it

7964
04:18:53,010 --> 04:18:54,370
is right now, we're having a

7965
04:18:54,370 --> 04:18:55,860
very good period of time.

7966
04:18:56,360 --> 04:18:58,350
After some rough years, good

7967
04:18:58,350 --> 04:19:00,820
things happen for our country.

7968
04:19:00,860 --> 04:19:01,910
It's amazing the way it seems

7969
04:19:01,910 --> 04:19:02,660
to work that way.

7970
04:19:02,660 --> 04:19:04,060
And under the Trump

7971
04:19:04,060 --> 04:19:06,700
administration, we're defending

7972
04:19:06,700 --> 04:19:08,810
our rights and restoring our

7973
04:19:08,810 --> 04:19:11,380
identity as a nation under God.

7974
04:19:11,500 --> 04:19:13,820
We are one nation under God.

7975
04:19:13,820 --> 04:19:15,140
And we always will be.

7976
04:19:19,140 --> 04:19:21,370
The need for this commission

7977
04:19:21,370 --> 04:19:23,670
has never been more clear than

7978
04:19:23,670 --> 04:19:26,540
it was last week when the ineffectual

7979
04:19:26,540 --> 04:19:28,850
senator from Virginia, a man

7980
04:19:28,850 --> 04:19:31,160
named Tim Kaine, stated that

7981
04:19:31,160 --> 04:19:33,530
the notion, our rights come

7982
04:19:33,530 --> 04:19:35,850
from our creator, is, quote,

7983
04:19:35,850 --> 04:19:38,460
extremely troubling to him.

7984
04:19:38,580 --> 04:19:39,780
Very troubling, isn't it

7985
04:19:39,780 --> 04:19:40,460
troubling?

7986
04:19:40,460 --> 04:19:41,580
Isn't it terrible, though?

7987
04:19:43,780 --> 04:19:44,960
How he would say something like

7988
04:19:44,960 --> 04:19:45,880
that.

7989
04:19:46,040 --> 04:19:47,780
And advocated, really, by a

7990
04:19:47,780 --> 04:19:49,460
totalitarian regime.

7991
04:19:50,200 --> 04:19:51,120
This is what they say.

7992
04:19:51,880 --> 04:19:53,040
But as everyone in this room

7993
04:19:53,040 --> 04:19:55,310
understands, it is tyrants who

7994
04:19:55,310 --> 04:19:57,860
are denying our rights and the

7995
04:19:57,860 --> 04:19:59,520
rights that come from God.

7996
04:19:59,520 --> 04:20:01,320
And it's this declaration of

7997
04:20:01,320 --> 04:20:03,750
independence that proclaims we're

7998
04:20:03,750 --> 04:20:05,510
endowed by our creator with the

7999
04:20:05,510 --> 04:20:07,460
right to life, liberty and the

8000
04:20:07,460 --> 04:20:09,180
pursuit of happiness.

8001
04:20:10,000 --> 04:20:10,780
The senator from Virginia

8002
04:20:10,780 --> 04:20:12,500
should be ashamed of him.

8003
04:20:12,500 --> 04:20:12,860
Fucking hell.

8004
04:20:13,000 --> 04:20:13,820
It goes on.

8005
04:20:13,900 --> 04:20:15,360
I just I don't know where he

8006
04:20:15,360 --> 04:20:17,040
says it, but he goes on about

8007
04:20:17,040 --> 04:20:18,360
how we all need God.

8008
04:20:19,020 --> 04:20:19,680
And then he goes on for like

8009
04:20:19,680 --> 04:20:20,940
fucking I left it on in the

8010
04:20:20,940 --> 04:20:21,740
background.

8011
04:20:22,460 --> 04:20:23,740
It's just fucking unbelievable

8012
04:20:23,740 --> 04:20:24,440
energy.

8013
04:20:24,440 --> 04:20:25,950
He has to talk shite for 50

8014
04:20:25,950 --> 04:20:27,460
minutes then going on about.

8015
04:20:28,060 --> 04:20:28,460
Um.

8016
04:20:28,460 --> 04:20:30,050
Like stuff that he's done had

8017
04:20:30,050 --> 04:20:31,600
nothing to do with God then,

8018
04:20:31,600 --> 04:20:33,370
like, you know, it's like he

8019
04:20:33,370 --> 04:20:34,610
was going on about God for

8020
04:20:34,610 --> 04:20:36,640
three minutes, four minutes.

8021
04:20:36,640 --> 04:20:37,820
And then after that, it was

8022
04:20:37,820 --> 04:20:39,070
just like loads of stuff that

8023
04:20:39,070 --> 04:20:40,360
he he'd done personally since

8024
04:20:40,360 --> 04:20:41,500
getting into office.

8025
04:20:41,760 --> 04:20:42,340
Oh, yeah.

8026
04:20:42,380 --> 04:20:43,650
Keeps on saying this thing as

8027
04:20:43,650 --> 04:20:45,130
well, like about how America is

8028
04:20:45,130 --> 04:20:45,980
a hot country.

8029
04:20:46,320 --> 04:20:46,760
Like.

8030
04:20:47,560 --> 04:20:48,360
He said it for like three

8031
04:20:48,360 --> 04:20:50,440
months now, nonstop, always

8032
04:20:50,440 --> 04:20:52,350
saying we we had the worst

8033
04:20:52,350 --> 04:20:53,720
country and now it's the

8034
04:20:53,720 --> 04:20:56,040
hottest country in the world.

8035
04:20:56,120 --> 04:20:57,600
Like, what does he mean by that

8036
04:20:57,600 --> 04:20:58,750
when he says the hottest

8037
04:20:58,750 --> 04:20:59,440
country?

8038
04:20:59,960 --> 04:21:01,340
Like, like it's a sexy country

8039
04:21:01,340 --> 04:21:02,960
or something trouble.

8040
04:21:03,120 --> 04:21:04,730
And I just left the Middle East,

8041
04:21:04,730 --> 04:21:06,120
King of Saudi Arabia.

8042
04:21:07,500 --> 04:21:08,570
Qatar, UAE, a lot of the big

8043
04:21:08,570 --> 04:21:09,880
countries.

8044
04:21:09,880 --> 04:21:11,880
And I was with the heads of

8045
04:21:11,880 --> 04:21:13,420
NATO, the NATO nations.

8046
04:21:14,100 --> 04:21:14,820
All of them.

8047
04:21:15,160 --> 04:21:16,490
Everyone said essentially the

8048
04:21:16,490 --> 04:21:17,240
same thing.

8049
04:21:18,060 --> 04:21:19,240
That a year ago, your country

8050
04:21:19,240 --> 04:21:20,080
was dead.

8051
04:21:20,140 --> 04:21:21,220
And now you have the hottest

8052
04:21:21,220 --> 04:21:22,600
country anywhere in the world.

8053
04:21:22,660 --> 04:21:23,160
It's true.

8054
04:21:23,420 --> 04:21:24,680
It's true in every way.

8055
04:21:24,920 --> 04:21:25,220
Why?

8056
04:21:25,380 --> 04:21:26,380
And they clap it.

8057
04:21:26,560 --> 04:21:27,200
They clap it.

8058
04:21:27,420 --> 04:21:29,090
But I don't think he's a he has

8059
04:21:29,090 --> 04:21:31,070
stopped in the last few months

8060
04:21:31,070 --> 04:21:32,880
since saying that it must be

8061
04:21:32,880 --> 04:21:34,500
like four months to ever

8062
04:21:34,500 --> 04:21:36,540
actually clarify what the fuck

8063
04:21:36,540 --> 04:21:37,600
that means.

8064
04:21:37,600 --> 04:21:37,900
Like.

8065
04:21:38,900 --> 04:21:39,920
What does it mean?

8066
04:21:39,920 --> 04:21:41,820
I don't think I've seen anybody

8067
04:21:41,820 --> 04:21:43,300
try to to explain it.

8068
04:21:47,920 --> 04:21:49,370
But to have a great nation, you

8069
04:21:49,370 --> 04:21:50,600
have to have religion.

8070
04:21:50,760 --> 04:21:52,140
I believe that so strongly.

8071
04:21:52,760 --> 04:21:54,630
There has to be something after

8072
04:21:54,630 --> 04:21:56,900
we go through all of this.

8073
04:21:57,640 --> 04:21:59,340
And that something is God.

8074
04:21:59,780 --> 04:22:01,260
We go through all of this for a

8075
04:22:01,260 --> 04:22:02,000
reason.

8076
04:22:02,500 --> 04:22:03,460
It's not easy.

8077
04:22:03,660 --> 04:22:04,140
Believe me.

8078
04:22:04,980 --> 04:22:06,340
But I want to thank you.

8079
04:22:07,060 --> 04:22:08,000
That is God.

8080
04:22:08,320 --> 04:22:09,080
It's not easy.

8081
04:22:09,240 --> 04:22:09,780
Believe me.

8082
04:22:09,920 --> 04:22:11,430
The commission's chairman,

8083
04:22:11,430 --> 04:22:13,160
Texas, Lieutenant Governor Dan

8084
04:22:13,160 --> 04:22:13,720
Patrick.

8085
04:22:13,860 --> 04:22:15,340
He's been the chairman of my

8086
04:22:15,340 --> 04:22:17,180
Texas campaign from there.

8087
04:22:17,280 --> 04:22:18,600
I can't be fucked with that.

8088
04:22:18,740 --> 04:22:20,180
After saying that all we need

8089
04:22:20,180 --> 04:22:21,480
is God sort of stuff.

8090
04:22:21,560 --> 04:22:22,580
It goes on for.

8091
04:22:24,720 --> 04:22:25,980
For fucking ages.

8092
04:22:26,600 --> 04:22:27,740
And it's pretty boring.

8093
04:22:27,840 --> 04:22:29,050
But I just thought that the

8094
04:22:29,050 --> 04:22:30,160
hottest country thing.

8095
04:22:30,240 --> 04:22:31,540
I'm glad actually I fucking

8096
04:22:31,540 --> 04:22:32,820
point out that one because that

8097
04:22:32,820 --> 04:22:34,270
has confused me for quite some

8098
04:22:34,270 --> 04:22:34,640
time.

8099
04:22:34,640 --> 04:22:35,500
And nobody is.

8100
04:22:36,100 --> 04:22:38,140
Nobody has even explained it.

8101
04:22:38,200 --> 04:22:39,400
I don't think I can see anyone

8102
04:22:39,400 --> 04:22:40,650
there has even said in the chat

8103
04:22:40,650 --> 04:22:42,140
what it actually fucking means.

8104
04:22:43,020 --> 04:22:43,840
And release the files.

8105
04:22:43,940 --> 04:22:44,520
Thank you very much.

8106
04:22:44,620 --> 04:22:45,220
And David Kelly.

8107
04:22:45,340 --> 04:22:45,580
Thank you.

8108
04:22:45,640 --> 04:22:46,320
And Christian Irwin.

8109
04:22:46,760 --> 04:22:49,460
An absolute bance.

8110
04:22:50,400 --> 04:22:51,660
Thank you very much there.

8111
04:22:52,040 --> 04:22:53,200
Absolute bance.

8112
04:22:54,000 --> 04:22:55,440
For the tip.

8113
04:22:56,720 --> 04:22:57,750
Where were we there on the old

8114
04:22:57,750 --> 04:23:00,540
fucking Chronicles to Consumer

8115
04:23:00,540 --> 04:23:01,780
Buying Guide.

8116
04:23:01,940 --> 04:23:02,420
1991.

8117
04:23:03,140 --> 04:23:04,140
It's a great one.

8118
04:23:06,100 --> 04:23:07,470
I like to save these for

8119
04:23:07,470 --> 04:23:08,360
Christmas.

8120
04:23:10,380 --> 04:23:10,780
Glyn.

8121
04:23:11,840 --> 04:23:12,780
Although we have seen this one

8122
04:23:12,780 --> 04:23:13,540
I think.

8123
04:23:13,740 --> 04:23:14,720
It's got Schindler on it.

8124
04:23:15,260 --> 04:23:17,920
What I would do is go back to CES.

8125
04:23:18,120 --> 04:23:20,090
We'll have a convention episode

8126
04:23:20,090 --> 04:23:21,280
to fuck after.

8127
04:23:24,000 --> 04:23:25,860
9, 11, not 10 was it.

8128
04:23:25,960 --> 04:23:26,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8129
04:23:30,920 --> 04:23:31,860
Where it wasn't.

8130
04:23:31,860 --> 04:23:33,180
9, 11 was the group where.

8131
04:23:33,400 --> 04:23:34,880
But then I, Glyn said it was

8132
04:23:34,880 --> 04:23:37,290
actually 9, 10 was the one that

8133
04:23:37,290 --> 04:23:39,080
we were looking at there.

8134
04:23:39,980 --> 04:23:41,080
Space and astronomy.

8135
04:23:41,460 --> 04:23:42,300
Comdex Spring.

8136
04:23:43,000 --> 04:23:44,140
Look at this lad.

8137
04:23:44,840 --> 04:23:46,310
You know it's going to be a

8138
04:23:46,310 --> 04:23:47,340
hefty one.

8139
04:23:48,200 --> 04:23:49,160
Comdex 92.

8140
04:23:50,460 --> 04:23:51,480
In Chicago.

8141
04:23:51,480 --> 04:23:54,980
With Bill Gates and Stuart Alsop.

8142
04:23:58,980 --> 04:24:03,740
I think I've seen it.

8143
04:24:03,740 --> 04:24:08,540
Comdex.

8144
04:24:08,740 --> 04:24:15,260
From pen based computers.

8145
04:24:15,260 --> 04:24:16,300
Where this must go.

8146
04:24:17,080 --> 04:24:18,620
This is spring in Chicago.

8147
04:24:19,260 --> 04:24:20,290
And this is the McCormick Place

8148
04:24:20,290 --> 04:24:21,200
convention.

8149
04:24:21,600 --> 04:24:22,520
I think I've seen it.

8150
04:24:23,320 --> 04:24:24,660
We'll know when we get into it.

8151
04:24:27,020 --> 04:24:29,500
If it's April, this must be Comdex.

8152
04:24:29,760 --> 04:24:31,520
Today we'll show you the newest

8153
04:24:31,520 --> 04:24:32,260
PC hardware.

8154
04:24:32,260 --> 04:24:33,080
Pure smog.

8155
04:24:33,500 --> 04:24:35,040
On display at Spring Comdex.

8156
04:24:35,120 --> 04:24:36,360
From multimedia to Windows.

8157
04:24:36,780 --> 04:24:37,820
From pen based computers to

8158
04:24:37,820 --> 04:24:39,400
color notebooks and more.

8159
04:24:39,720 --> 04:24:40,840
On this special edition.

8160
04:24:41,220 --> 04:24:42,540
Of the Computer Chronicles.

8161
04:24:54,980 --> 04:24:56,040
Thank you.

8162
04:24:56,700 --> 04:24:57,440
Thank you.

8163
04:24:57,900 --> 04:24:59,160
Jimbo, thank you very much.

8164
04:24:59,160 --> 04:25:08,120
What a rich voice.

8165
04:25:17,200 --> 04:25:20,000
I'm Sury Shafé.

8166
04:25:20,880 --> 04:25:21,520
Tim Baharn.

8167
04:25:26,640 --> 04:25:27,160
Wow.

8168
04:25:28,300 --> 04:25:28,920
Canon.

8169
04:25:29,680 --> 04:25:30,160
And you know what?

8170
04:25:30,160 --> 04:25:31,190
We have Leading Edge with new

8171
04:25:31,190 --> 04:25:31,960
486 desktop.

8172
04:25:31,960 --> 04:25:34,040
I don't think I've seen this

8173
04:25:34,040 --> 04:25:35,580
walk and talk intro.

8174
04:25:35,880 --> 04:25:38,360
And such a real vista.

8175
04:25:38,540 --> 04:25:39,530
I don't think I've seen this

8176
04:25:39,530 --> 04:25:40,140
vista here.

8177
04:25:40,260 --> 04:25:41,540
Of stuff.

8178
04:25:43,420 --> 04:25:44,960
It could be one I've not seen.

8179
04:25:45,460 --> 04:25:46,960
Here at Spring Comdex.

8180
04:25:46,980 --> 04:25:47,680
Who do we have here?

8181
04:25:47,960 --> 04:25:49,140
Well loads of exhibitors as you

8182
04:25:49,140 --> 04:25:49,700
can see.

8183
04:25:49,760 --> 04:25:50,260
Here's Canon.

8184
04:25:50,640 --> 04:25:51,380
Another showing off.

8185
04:25:51,380 --> 04:25:52,770
All those guys down there

8186
04:25:52,770 --> 04:25:54,560
watching the lady do the Canon

8187
04:25:54,560 --> 04:25:55,860
presentation with these

8188
04:25:55,860 --> 04:25:57,040
printers and whatnot.

8189
04:25:57,700 --> 04:25:58,580
And then right up here we're

8190
04:25:58,580 --> 04:26:00,060
getting the real deal.

8191
04:26:01,060 --> 04:26:02,960
piece to camera from Stu walk

8192
04:26:02,960 --> 04:26:04,980
and talk combination pack.

8193
04:26:04,980 --> 04:26:06,330
Well loads of exhibitors as you

8194
04:26:06,330 --> 04:26:06,860
can see.

8195
04:26:06,860 --> 04:26:07,520
Here's Canon.

8196
04:26:07,520 --> 04:26:08,570
And others showing off the

8197
04:26:08,570 --> 04:26:09,400
color printers.

8198
04:26:09,400 --> 04:26:10,950
We have Leading Edge with new

8199
04:26:10,950 --> 04:26:12,280
486 desktops.

8200
04:26:12,280 --> 04:26:13,300
Color notebooks.

8201
04:26:13,300 --> 04:26:14,880
Over here is Zenith showing off

8202
04:26:14,880 --> 04:26:16,700
their new Zenith color laptops.

8203
04:26:16,820 --> 04:26:17,740
Getting lots of attention.

8204
04:26:18,140 --> 04:26:19,110
Right over here we have IBM and

8205
04:26:19,110 --> 04:26:20,530
OS2 and another building all

8206
04:26:20,530 --> 04:26:21,220
together.

8207
04:26:21,600 --> 04:26:22,960
Tons of Windows applications.

8208
04:26:23,320 --> 04:26:24,440
This Comdex which is a battle

8209
04:26:24,440 --> 04:26:25,520
of operating systems.

8210
04:26:25,920 --> 04:26:26,600
Word Perfect is everywhere

8211
04:26:26,600 --> 04:26:27,680
telling you you can run Word

8212
04:26:27,680 --> 04:26:28,200
Perfect.

8213
04:26:28,420 --> 04:26:29,600
Regardless of what operating

8214
04:26:29,600 --> 04:26:30,480
system you use.

8215
04:26:30,780 --> 04:26:32,380
There are over 900 exhibitors

8216
04:26:32,380 --> 04:26:32,840
here.

8217
04:26:33,140 --> 04:26:34,580
70,000 people attending.

8218
04:26:34,920 --> 04:26:35,700
It gets very difficult to

8219
04:26:35,700 --> 04:26:37,420
separate the wheat from the chaff.

8220
04:26:37,640 --> 04:26:39,580
It gets very hot and sticky in

8221
04:26:39,580 --> 04:26:41,220
there I'd imagine.

8222
04:26:42,080 --> 04:26:43,920
And why can't you fucking crank

8223
04:26:43,920 --> 04:26:46,640
this up to the maximum volume

8224
04:26:46,640 --> 04:26:47,980
of 136?

8225
04:26:49,080 --> 04:26:49,790
When I go into the fucking

8226
04:26:49,790 --> 04:26:51,840
thing it won't crank up to the

8227
04:26:51,840 --> 04:26:52,960
max volume.

8228
04:26:52,960 --> 04:26:55,940
This is spring in Chicago.

8229
04:26:56,440 --> 04:26:58,380
From the overhyped vaporware.

8230
04:26:59,100 --> 04:26:59,580
Vaporware.

8231
04:26:59,720 --> 04:27:00,780
Thank you very much Brian.

8232
04:27:01,180 --> 04:27:02,240
And get the opinion of Stuart

8233
04:27:02,240 --> 04:27:02,760
Alsop.

8234
04:27:03,020 --> 04:27:04,370
Computer industry analyst and

8235
04:27:04,370 --> 04:27:04,860
editor.

8236
04:27:06,160 --> 04:27:07,450
Alsop is editor in chief of Info

8237
04:27:07,450 --> 04:27:09,080
World magazine.

8238
04:27:09,520 --> 04:27:10,440
In his view IBM's new

8239
04:27:10,440 --> 04:27:12,360
multimedia platform was the

8240
04:27:12,360 --> 04:27:14,260
headline at this Comdex.

8241
04:27:14,780 --> 04:27:15,490
Probably one of the more

8242
04:27:15,490 --> 04:27:16,960
interesting things is IBM's

8243
04:27:16,960 --> 04:27:17,960
announcement.

8244
04:27:18,540 --> 04:27:19,620
I don't know why I feel like I've

8245
04:27:19,620 --> 04:27:21,520
seen him before you know Alsop.

8246
04:27:21,520 --> 04:27:22,900
Where they started talking

8247
04:27:22,900 --> 04:27:24,460
about having a certain level of

8248
04:27:24,460 --> 04:27:25,120
machine.

8249
04:27:25,620 --> 04:27:26,730
And that level of machine you

8250
04:27:26,730 --> 04:27:28,800
know is capable of running OS2.

8251
04:27:28,920 --> 04:27:30,130
Which takes a lot of disk space

8252
04:27:30,130 --> 04:27:31,230
and memory and so on and so

8253
04:27:31,230 --> 04:27:31,720
forth.

8254
04:27:32,000 --> 04:27:33,350
But more interesting is that

8255
04:27:33,350 --> 04:27:34,920
the base level machine.

8256
04:27:35,320 --> 04:27:36,260
The multimedia machine is

8257
04:27:36,260 --> 04:27:37,760
capable of running video.

8258
04:27:38,300 --> 04:27:39,270
And so they have this software

8259
04:27:39,270 --> 04:27:39,620
only.

8260
04:27:39,720 --> 04:27:39,940
Video.

8261
04:27:40,000 --> 04:27:40,940
Compression of video.

8262
04:27:40,940 --> 04:27:42,490
That's very interesting because

8263
04:27:42,490 --> 04:27:43,880
everybody knows that Apple's

8264
04:27:43,880 --> 04:27:45,240
been doing a big deal with the

8265
04:27:45,240 --> 04:27:46,420
Macintosh and QuickTime.

8266
04:27:46,420 --> 04:27:48,230
And making a big deal out of

8267
04:27:48,230 --> 04:27:48,920
video.

8268
04:27:49,780 --> 04:27:50,570
But when you sit there in front

8269
04:27:50,570 --> 04:27:52,010
of a Macintosh you get this

8270
04:27:52,010 --> 04:27:53,840
tiny little two inch screen.

8271
04:27:54,720 --> 04:27:56,300
That runs kind of slow.

8272
04:27:56,480 --> 04:27:57,240
Tiny job.

8273
04:27:57,240 --> 04:27:58,090
If you don't get everything

8274
04:27:58,090 --> 04:27:58,580
just right.

8275
04:27:58,940 --> 04:28:00,050
IBM's now able to demonstrate a

8276
04:28:00,050 --> 04:28:01,410
screen that's about twice as

8277
04:28:01,410 --> 04:28:01,800
big.

8278
04:28:02,140 --> 04:28:02,990
That's higher resolution and

8279
04:28:02,990 --> 04:28:03,700
more colorful.

8280
04:28:04,100 --> 04:28:05,200
And that's steady on a regular

8281
04:28:05,200 --> 04:28:05,720
basis.

8282
04:28:05,720 --> 04:28:07,320
In portable computers Alsop

8283
04:28:07,320 --> 04:28:09,070
says the most interesting part

8284
04:28:09,070 --> 04:28:10,800
of Comdex was the introduction

8285
04:28:10,800 --> 04:28:12,140
of color notebooks.

8286
04:28:12,680 --> 04:28:14,310
Color probably is the big story

8287
04:28:14,310 --> 04:28:16,680
here in the notebook category.

8288
04:28:17,260 --> 04:28:18,820
It's still relatively expensive.

8289
04:28:19,000 --> 04:28:20,500
It takes relatively more power.

8290
04:28:20,640 --> 04:28:21,780
So it shortens the battery life.

8291
04:28:21,920 --> 04:28:22,990
And it compromises the

8292
04:28:22,990 --> 04:28:24,760
functionality of notebooks.

8293
04:28:24,980 --> 04:28:27,010
But my feeling is that Zenith

8294
04:28:27,010 --> 04:28:29,560
has really scored the best here.

8295
04:28:29,820 --> 04:28:30,570
You know there's always one

8296
04:28:30,570 --> 04:28:31,730
company that kind of stands out

8297
04:28:31,730 --> 04:28:32,220
at a show.

8298
04:28:32,660 --> 04:28:35,900
I like their Zenote 386 LC.

8299
04:28:36,840 --> 04:28:37,560
Which is a relatively

8300
04:28:37,560 --> 04:28:39,740
lightweight, well powered

8301
04:28:39,740 --> 04:28:41,920
machine that has a nice crisp

8302
04:28:41,920 --> 04:28:43,360
color display.

8303
04:28:44,020 --> 04:28:45,520
For only $5,000.

8304
04:28:46,940 --> 04:28:48,290
And so I think they've scored

8305
04:28:48,290 --> 04:28:48,900
the best.

8306
04:28:49,160 --> 04:28:50,470
The big headline out of Comdex

8307
04:28:50,470 --> 04:28:52,180
was the introduction of Windows

8308
04:28:52,180 --> 04:28:53,040
3.1.

8309
04:28:53,280 --> 04:28:54,710
But Alsop says that the PR spin

8310
04:28:54,710 --> 04:28:56,330
was more than the facts could

8311
04:28:56,330 --> 04:28:57,080
justify.

8312
04:28:57,740 --> 04:28:59,080
Windows 3.1 amounts to

8313
04:28:59,080 --> 04:29:00,990
something more than a bug fix

8314
04:29:00,990 --> 04:29:02,760
of Windows 3.0.

8315
04:29:03,500 --> 04:29:04,030
I mean I don't want to be

8316
04:29:04,030 --> 04:29:05,820
negative about it because it is

8317
04:29:05,820 --> 04:29:06,940
a fine product.

8318
04:29:07,320 --> 04:29:08,800
But it fixes holes in Windows

8319
04:29:08,800 --> 04:29:10,910
rather than advancing things in

8320
04:29:10,910 --> 04:29:11,920
a major way.

8321
04:29:12,360 --> 04:29:13,690
So I don't think it's going to

8322
04:29:13,690 --> 04:29:14,880
change the acceptance of

8323
04:29:14,880 --> 04:29:15,520
Windows.

8324
04:29:15,660 --> 04:29:16,680
Why have they got this guy?

8325
04:29:16,680 --> 04:29:17,220
It'll make it a little more

8326
04:29:17,220 --> 04:29:17,940
acceptable in corporations.

8327
04:29:18,380 --> 04:29:18,540
Where the fuck?

8328
04:29:18,540 --> 04:29:21,760
Where is Tim Baharan or Schindler

8329
04:29:21,760 --> 04:29:23,560
for this stuff?

8330
04:29:23,680 --> 04:29:24,400
This is someone.

8331
04:29:24,680 --> 04:29:26,680
This is an untested persona.

8332
04:29:27,440 --> 04:29:28,420
He's not bringing it.

8333
04:29:28,480 --> 04:29:29,060
Peter Chronicles.

8334
04:29:29,260 --> 04:29:30,220
I'm Janelle Stelson.

8335
04:29:30,220 --> 04:29:37,130
To get a visitor's attention at

8336
04:29:37,130 --> 04:29:43,760
a trade show the size of Comdex

8337
04:29:43,760 --> 04:29:48,920
is a difficult task.

8338
04:29:49,280 --> 04:29:50,900
Usually requiring some special

8339
04:29:50,900 --> 04:29:51,640
gimmicks.

8340
04:29:52,160 --> 04:29:53,480
At Comdex, exhibitors try

8341
04:29:53,480 --> 04:29:54,420
anything.

8342
04:29:55,000 --> 04:29:55,820
From fashion shows.

8343
04:29:55,820 --> 04:29:56,920
The computer girls.

8344
04:29:56,920 --> 04:29:57,420
From fashion shows.

8345
04:29:57,420 --> 04:29:59,420
To stand up comics.

8346
04:30:00,300 --> 04:30:01,500
There were magicians.

8347
04:30:03,660 --> 04:30:05,100
Special gimmicks.

8348
04:30:05,600 --> 04:30:06,940
At Comdex, exhibitors try

8349
04:30:06,940 --> 04:30:07,860
anything.

8350
04:30:08,380 --> 04:30:09,460
From fashion shows.

8351
04:30:10,140 --> 04:30:11,440
To stand up comics.

8352
04:30:12,560 --> 04:30:13,500
There were magicians.

8353
04:30:14,120 --> 04:30:15,500
Giant computers.

8354
04:30:16,060 --> 04:30:17,560
Giant dinosaurs.

8355
04:30:18,080 --> 04:30:20,360
And raffles for free software.

8356
04:30:20,360 --> 04:30:22,220
And some vendors hinted that

8357
04:30:22,220 --> 04:30:24,140
their product could survive a

8358
04:30:24,140 --> 04:30:25,750
disaster by barbecuing a

8359
04:30:25,750 --> 04:30:26,720
computer.

8360
04:30:27,240 --> 04:30:28,660
Certainly a new definition of

8361
04:30:28,660 --> 04:30:29,720
multimedia.

8362
04:30:30,520 --> 04:30:31,640
Of computer products.

8363
04:30:32,760 --> 04:30:33,690
Multimedia is the buzzword in

8364
04:30:33,690 --> 04:30:36,280
the computer industry this year.

8365
04:30:36,420 --> 04:30:38,080
And indeed at this spring Comdex.

8366
04:30:38,340 --> 04:30:40,150
From Intel's DDI to full motion

8367
04:30:40,150 --> 04:30:41,340
video boards.

8368
04:30:41,740 --> 04:30:42,840
From television production

8369
04:30:42,840 --> 04:30:43,380
packages.

8370
04:30:43,380 --> 04:30:45,030
To multimedia presentation

8371
04:30:45,030 --> 04:30:45,820
programs.

8372
04:30:46,140 --> 04:30:47,680
It's hard now to tell a PC from

8373
04:30:47,680 --> 04:30:49,420
a Macintosh or an Amiga.

8374
04:30:50,120 --> 04:30:51,620
The multimedia showcase at Comdex

8375
04:30:51,620 --> 04:30:53,520
was an impressive display.

8376
04:30:53,940 --> 04:30:55,350
Of the technology that allows

8377
04:30:55,350 --> 04:30:57,380
users to combine audio, video,

8378
04:30:57,380 --> 04:30:59,470
photos, computer graphics and

8379
04:30:59,470 --> 04:30:59,960
text.

8380
04:31:00,120 --> 04:31:01,380
Into one application.

8381
04:31:02,160 --> 04:31:03,090
Multimedia applications have

8382
04:31:03,090 --> 04:31:04,520
been around for years.

8383
04:31:04,520 --> 04:31:05,480
So as you can see.

8384
04:31:05,500 --> 04:31:05,980
But there hasn't been much of a

8385
04:31:05,980 --> 04:31:06,320
market for them.

8386
04:31:06,320 --> 04:31:07,580
Love when you just hear the

8387
04:31:07,580 --> 04:31:08,260
snatches.

8388
04:31:08,780 --> 04:31:10,370
Snatches of audio from these

8389
04:31:10,370 --> 04:31:11,740
presentations.

8390
04:31:11,740 --> 04:31:14,860
Of fellas really trying to gear

8391
04:31:14,860 --> 04:31:16,480
up the crowd.

8392
04:31:17,140 --> 04:31:18,240
Or gee up the crowd.

8393
04:31:18,960 --> 04:31:20,840
With their chat.

8394
04:31:21,300 --> 04:31:22,450
And you could hear a fella

8395
04:31:22,450 --> 04:31:23,360
there just.

8396
04:31:25,240 --> 04:31:26,860
Computer graphics and text.

8397
04:31:27,140 --> 04:31:28,260
Into one application.

8398
04:31:29,080 --> 04:31:30,250
Multimedia applications have

8399
04:31:30,250 --> 04:31:31,220
been around for years.

8400
04:31:31,220 --> 04:31:32,240
So as you can see.

8401
04:31:32,640 --> 04:31:33,790
But there hasn't been much of a

8402
04:31:33,790 --> 04:31:34,840
market for them.

8403
04:31:35,180 --> 04:31:36,020
At least not yet.

8404
04:31:36,540 --> 04:31:38,300
But Microsoft's Rich Tong says

8405
04:31:38,300 --> 04:31:40,090
this is the year of real

8406
04:31:40,090 --> 04:31:41,940
multimedia products.

8407
04:31:42,120 --> 04:31:42,780
Gary Orle.

8408
04:31:42,800 --> 04:31:43,950
You have to understand that

8409
04:31:43,950 --> 04:31:44,660
technology.

8410
04:31:44,720 --> 04:31:46,080
Rich Tong is after you.

8411
04:31:46,420 --> 04:31:47,660
And three or four years ago the

8412
04:31:47,660 --> 04:31:49,440
first hardware was coming out.

8413
04:31:49,540 --> 04:31:50,510
The first applications were

8414
04:31:50,510 --> 04:31:51,500
just being developed.

8415
04:31:51,840 --> 04:31:52,790
Now I think we're really at the

8416
04:31:52,790 --> 04:31:53,780
start of a big wave.

8417
04:31:54,180 --> 04:31:55,070
Multimedia is going to make it

8418
04:31:55,070 --> 04:31:56,480
much easier to learn things.

8419
04:31:56,700 --> 04:31:58,100
It's going to make it much

8420
04:31:58,100 --> 04:31:59,940
easier to educate children.

8421
04:31:59,940 --> 04:32:01,920
I like the Microsoft Windows.

8422
04:32:02,160 --> 04:32:03,320
It's going to actually make it.

8423
04:32:03,960 --> 04:32:05,100
Microsoft Windows rugby shirt

8424
04:32:05,100 --> 04:32:06,100
he's wearing.

8425
04:32:06,380 --> 04:32:07,680
A lot more fun to use computers

8426
04:32:07,680 --> 04:32:08,360
overall.

8427
04:32:08,860 --> 04:32:09,520
And now we're seeing the first

8428
04:32:09,520 --> 04:32:10,450
set of applications and

8429
04:32:10,450 --> 04:32:11,690
hardware that can actually take

8430
04:32:11,690 --> 04:32:12,900
advantage of multimedia.

8431
04:32:13,640 --> 04:32:14,360
Probably the key thing there is

8432
04:32:14,360 --> 04:32:15,700
the standardization of the

8433
04:32:15,700 --> 04:32:16,300
hardware.

8434
04:32:16,840 --> 04:32:18,350
Cardinal Technologies' neural

8435
04:32:18,350 --> 04:32:19,820
crawl disagrees with Tong.

8436
04:32:20,220 --> 04:32:21,600
And says multimedia developers

8437
04:32:21,600 --> 04:32:22,980
do not have to wait for the

8438
04:32:22,980 --> 04:32:24,900
standardization of hardware.

8439
04:32:24,900 --> 04:32:26,590
I think the developers have a

8440
04:32:26,590 --> 04:32:28,270
clear enough path to begin to

8441
04:32:28,270 --> 04:32:30,100
develop serious software.

8442
04:32:30,100 --> 04:32:53,980
hardware and so do the users.

8443
04:32:54,120 --> 04:32:55,620
I think the users can get such

8444
04:32:55,620 --> 04:32:57,310
tremendous benefits out of this

8445
04:32:57,310 --> 04:32:58,200
technology.

8446
04:32:58,680 --> 04:33:00,080
Paybacks as short as a few

8447
04:33:00,080 --> 04:33:01,800
months in some cases.

8448
04:33:02,240 --> 04:33:04,580
That they would be ill-advised

8449
04:33:04,580 --> 04:33:05,960
to wait for.

8450
04:33:06,500 --> 04:33:07,910
In some respects the standards

8451
04:33:07,910 --> 04:33:09,460
will evolve forever.

8452
04:33:09,680 --> 04:33:10,830
With marketable multimedia

8453
04:33:10,830 --> 04:33:11,720
applications.

8454
04:33:11,720 --> 04:33:19,890
I think he's got a do-rag

8455
04:33:19,890 --> 04:33:30,640
underneath the fucking cap.

8456
04:33:31,560 --> 04:33:32,820
The snapback.

8457
04:33:33,400 --> 04:33:34,620
And a leather belt.

8458
04:33:36,620 --> 04:33:37,820
Unbelievable stuff.

8459
04:33:39,180 --> 04:33:40,900
And this is a real...

8460
04:33:40,900 --> 04:33:42,970
I mean it's 92 but the 80s are

8461
04:33:42,970 --> 04:33:44,630
still well and truly in full

8462
04:33:44,630 --> 04:33:45,260
effect.

8463
04:33:45,760 --> 04:33:46,680
With these kind of...

8464
04:33:46,680 --> 04:33:47,340
The jackets.

8465
04:33:47,920 --> 04:33:49,180
With the sleeves rolled up to

8466
04:33:49,180 --> 04:33:51,300
about halfway up the forearm.

8467
04:33:53,080 --> 04:33:55,480
That was a real sweet touch.

8468
04:33:55,760 --> 04:33:56,480
Back in the day.

8469
04:33:56,480 --> 04:33:58,640
Still slow to develop.

8470
04:33:59,100 --> 04:34:00,230
Crawl is looking for that one

8471
04:34:00,230 --> 04:34:02,180
big application that will jumpstart

8472
04:34:02,180 --> 04:34:03,160
the industry.

8473
04:34:03,440 --> 04:34:04,440
The killer app.

8474
04:34:04,560 --> 04:34:06,320
We're looking for the killer

8475
04:34:06,320 --> 04:34:06,720
app.

8476
04:34:07,300 --> 04:34:08,990
And we might hear some of that

8477
04:34:08,990 --> 04:34:09,680
shit.

8478
04:34:09,800 --> 04:34:12,390
Because I think the Apple

8479
04:34:12,390 --> 04:34:15,100
yearly keynote event is going

8480
04:34:15,100 --> 04:34:17,660
to be on tomorrow or the day

8481
04:34:17,660 --> 04:34:18,700
after.

8482
04:34:19,180 --> 04:34:20,780
Maybe it was tonight.

8483
04:34:21,440 --> 04:34:22,520
Hopefully not tonight.

8484
04:34:22,880 --> 04:34:23,860
But they're shit anyway.

8485
04:34:24,820 --> 04:34:26,110
But we might still watch it

8486
04:34:26,110 --> 04:34:27,760
just to laugh at how shit it is.

8487
04:34:27,900 --> 04:34:28,040
Screw.

8488
04:34:28,420 --> 04:34:29,610
I might say years ago when RCA

8489
04:34:29,610 --> 04:34:31,700
pioneered broadcasting...

8490
04:34:31,700 --> 04:34:32,260
It's today.

8491
04:34:32,400 --> 04:34:33,780
So it's already happened.

8492
04:34:33,860 --> 04:34:34,520
Is it Chris?

8493
04:34:34,680 --> 04:34:36,640
Or is it going to be on...

8494
04:34:36,640 --> 04:34:38,460
You know after we've woken up

8495
04:34:38,460 --> 04:34:38,800
tomorrow?

8496
04:34:39,480 --> 04:34:40,160
The thing that turned out that

8497
04:34:40,160 --> 04:34:41,340
got radio going was a prize

8498
04:34:41,340 --> 04:34:43,160
fight in Hackensack, New Jersey.

8499
04:34:43,160 --> 04:34:43,600
I get you.

8500
04:34:43,600 --> 04:34:44,100
I get you.

8501
04:34:44,100 --> 04:34:45,750
Which was not what the company

8502
04:34:45,750 --> 04:34:46,580
had in mind.

8503
04:34:46,720 --> 04:34:47,970
I mean they were trying to sell

8504
04:34:47,970 --> 04:34:49,340
cultural enrichment and so

8505
04:34:49,340 --> 04:34:49,700
forth.

8506
04:34:49,840 --> 04:34:51,140
And she's back again.

8507
04:34:51,260 --> 04:34:52,160
Deirdre is back.

8508
04:34:52,800 --> 04:34:55,280
The sequel is still only two-thirds

8509
04:34:55,280 --> 04:34:56,920
of her face this time.

8510
04:34:56,920 --> 04:34:58,120
But she's still in there.

8511
04:34:58,120 --> 04:34:59,460
It was the prize fight that

8512
04:34:59,460 --> 04:35:01,160
made radio the success it was.

8513
04:35:01,740 --> 04:35:02,980
And we keep looking for a prize

8514
04:35:02,980 --> 04:35:04,540
fight in this business.

8515
04:35:05,060 --> 04:35:05,980
While multimedia was a major

8516
04:35:05,980 --> 04:35:06,980
theme of...

8517
04:35:06,980 --> 04:35:08,260
We keep looking for a prize

8518
04:35:08,260 --> 04:35:09,600
fight in this business.

8519
04:35:09,600 --> 04:35:11,370
While multimedia was a major

8520
04:35:11,370 --> 04:35:13,290
theme of this Comdex show, two

8521
04:35:13,290 --> 04:35:15,060
of the major players who have

8522
04:35:15,060 --> 04:35:15,600
touted

8523
04:35:15,600 --> 04:35:17,420
their computers as multimedia

8524
04:35:17,420 --> 04:35:19,310
platforms were absent from this

8525
04:35:19,310 --> 04:35:21,340
Comdex, Apple and Commodore.

8526
04:35:21,340 --> 04:35:22,990
But IBM, not well known in the

8527
04:35:22,990 --> 04:35:24,320
past for its multimedia

8528
04:35:24,320 --> 04:35:26,180
commitment, changed the name to

8529
04:35:26,180 --> 04:35:27,460
Ultimedia...

8530
04:35:27,460 --> 04:35:36,670
...and used the technology to

8531
04:35:36,670 --> 04:35:41,460
demonstrate OS2 version 2.

8532
04:35:41,460 --> 04:35:43,520
IBM also demonstrated new

8533
04:35:43,520 --> 04:35:45,540
multimedia touchscreen

8534
04:35:45,540 --> 04:35:47,350
terminals to help video

8535
04:35:47,350 --> 04:35:49,580
customers choose films.

8536
04:35:49,580 --> 04:35:50,770
The terminal offers a

8537
04:35:50,770 --> 04:35:52,290
description of the movie, a

8538
04:35:52,290 --> 04:35:54,080
composite of critics' reviews,

8539
04:35:54,080 --> 04:35:54,580
and you can

8540
04:35:54,580 --> 04:35:56,500
watch a 30-second preview, much

8541
04:35:56,500 --> 04:35:57,700
like the ones shown before

8542
04:35:57,700 --> 04:35:59,580
feature films in movie theaters.

8543
04:35:59,580 --> 04:36:01,500
Currently, the IBM technology

8544
04:36:01,500 --> 04:36:03,770
is being used in several Blockbuster

8545
04:36:03,770 --> 04:36:05,420
video stores in Boca Raton,

8546
04:36:05,420 --> 04:36:06,200
Florida.

8547
04:36:06,200 --> 04:36:07,820
Plans are underway for more

8548
04:36:07,820 --> 04:36:09,950
than 3,000 Blockbuster stores

8549
04:36:09,950 --> 04:36:11,310
nationwide to use the new

8550
04:36:11,310 --> 04:36:12,900
multimedia technology.

8551
04:36:12,900 --> 04:36:14,610
Gold Disk demonstrated a

8552
04:36:14,610 --> 04:36:15,970
software package called

8553
04:36:15,970 --> 04:36:18,070
AnimationWorks Interactive that

8554
04:36:18,070 --> 04:36:19,440
is a new, easy-to-use

8555
04:36:19,440 --> 04:36:21,460
multimedia authoring tool.

8556
04:36:21,460 --> 04:36:23,290
With AnimationWorks, any

8557
04:36:23,290 --> 04:36:24,680
Windows user can create

8558
04:36:24,680 --> 04:36:26,700
multimedia presentations.

8559
04:36:26,700 --> 04:36:28,380
AnimationWorks Interactive lets

8560
04:36:28,380 --> 04:36:30,220
you combine and sequence...

8561
04:36:30,220 --> 04:36:31,220
Gold Disk!

8562
04:36:31,220 --> 04:36:33,470
... graphics and video with

8563
04:36:33,470 --> 04:36:35,960
sound and push-button interactivity

8564
04:36:35,960 --> 04:36:36,900
on your PC.

8565
04:36:36,900 --> 04:36:38,620
A free runtime player module

8566
04:36:38,620 --> 04:36:40,740
allows other users to play your

8567
04:36:40,740 --> 04:36:42,500
presentations without having to

8568
04:36:42,500 --> 04:36:44,100
own the whole program.

8569
04:36:44,100 --> 04:36:46,210
AnimationWorks Interactive is

8570
04:36:46,210 --> 04:36:48,500
selling for less than $500.

8571
04:36:48,500 --> 04:36:50,530
If you want to do professional-looking

8572
04:36:50,530 --> 04:36:52,380
video editing on your PC...

8573
04:36:52,380 --> 04:36:54,260
Matrox graphics card...

8574
04:36:54,260 --> 04:36:56,300
Matrox Electronic Systems from

8575
04:36:56,300 --> 04:36:58,680
Canada demonstrated their Matrox

8576
04:36:58,680 --> 04:36:59,260
Studio.

8577
04:36:59,260 --> 04:37:01,400
It's a video post-production

8578
04:37:01,400 --> 04:37:03,640
system on five boards which fit

8579
04:37:03,640 --> 04:37:04,940
into an ESA PC.

8580
04:37:04,940 --> 04:37:06,690
The Matrox Studio includes the

8581
04:37:06,690 --> 04:37:08,240
Matrox Personal Producer

8582
04:37:08,240 --> 04:37:09,820
application software.

8583
04:37:09,820 --> 04:37:11,710
It's an ABC roll system that

8584
04:37:11,710 --> 04:37:13,500
allows video effects and

8585
04:37:13,500 --> 04:37:15,310
transitions on up to five

8586
04:37:15,310 --> 04:37:17,350
layers of video and graphics at

8587
04:37:17,350 --> 04:37:18,060
once.

8588
04:37:18,060 --> 04:37:19,950
The price for the Matrox Studio

8589
04:37:19,950 --> 04:37:22,940
is not cheap. It costs $15,000.

8590
04:37:22,940 --> 04:37:24,300
This is still a fraction of

8591
04:37:24,300 --> 04:37:25,670
what it would cost to put

8592
04:37:25,670 --> 04:37:26,980
together a similar editing

8593
04:37:26,980 --> 04:37:28,540
system at a traditional video

8594
04:37:28,540 --> 04:37:29,820
production house.

8595
04:37:29,820 --> 04:37:31,230
One of the biggest booths at

8596
04:37:31,230 --> 04:37:32,970
the multimedia showcase portion

8597
04:37:32,970 --> 04:37:34,570
of Comdex belonged to Cardinal

8598
04:37:34,570 --> 04:37:36,610
Technologies, which was exhibiting

8599
04:37:36,610 --> 04:37:38,230
along with its Japanese partner

8600
04:37:38,230 --> 04:37:38,820
Fuji.

8601
04:37:38,820 --> 04:37:40,420
Cardinal is best known for its

8602
04:37:40,420 --> 04:37:42,130
modems, but here at Comdex they

8603
04:37:42,130 --> 04:37:43,700
were emphasized...

8604
04:37:43,700 --> 04:37:45,650
Matrox is a fucking Hindenburg

8605
04:37:45,650 --> 04:37:48,020
or Bismarck. That's a fucking

8606
04:37:48,020 --> 04:37:49,990
Bismarck. A lot of business, a

8607
04:37:49,990 --> 04:37:52,410
lot of cultivation. A very,

8608
04:37:52,410 --> 04:37:54,830
very long vegetation period

8609
04:37:54,830 --> 04:37:57,780
before flowering on that one. I

8610
04:37:57,780 --> 04:38:00,000
mean, that's a commitment and a

8611
04:38:00,000 --> 04:38:01,890
half because when you're in

8612
04:38:01,890 --> 04:38:03,850
this sort of work, you're in

8613
04:38:03,850 --> 04:38:06,540
this business here, it's a full-time

8614
04:38:06,540 --> 04:38:07,700
fucking job.

8615
04:38:07,700 --> 04:38:09,920
Matrox is a full-time job. And

8616
04:38:09,920 --> 04:38:12,230
then this fella, he knows what's

8617
04:38:12,230 --> 04:38:15,300
going on as well. Even though

8618
04:38:15,300 --> 04:38:19,090
it's a slight one compared to

8619
04:38:19,090 --> 04:38:23,050
this. That's like double,

8620
04:38:23,050 --> 04:38:25,700
triple mercury.

8621
04:38:25,700 --> 04:38:26,770
They were emphasizing their new

8622
04:38:26,770 --> 04:38:28,380
multimedia technology. And this

8623
04:38:28,380 --> 04:38:31,870
guy knows that he's got an inconsequential

8624
04:38:31,870 --> 04:38:34,680
stash because he's self-soothing

8625
04:38:34,680 --> 04:38:37,030
by using his finger to rub the

8626
04:38:37,030 --> 04:38:37,980
stash.

8627
04:38:39,260 --> 04:38:41,630
Because he knows that it's not

8628
04:38:41,630 --> 04:38:43,640
dense enough compared to this

8629
04:38:43,640 --> 04:38:46,820
one here. Which is a real

8630
04:38:46,820 --> 04:38:51,500
jungle. It's its own... He's

8631
04:38:51,500 --> 04:38:52,920
got his own little jungle on

8632
04:38:52,920 --> 04:38:53,700
his top lip.

8633
04:38:53,700 --> 04:38:55,180
They were emphasizing their new

8634
04:38:55,180 --> 04:38:56,260
multimedia...

8635
04:38:56,260 --> 04:39:04,670
How hard... How hard is he

8636
04:39:04,670 --> 04:39:12,160
contemplating this fucking

8637
04:39:12,160 --> 04:39:16,990
product? He's going hard on

8638
04:39:16,990 --> 04:39:18,100
this one.

8639
04:39:18,100 --> 04:39:19,600
It's just a monitor. He's

8640
04:39:19,600 --> 04:39:21,310
really looking at that fucking

8641
04:39:21,310 --> 04:39:23,670
monitor. Like it's going to

8642
04:39:23,670 --> 04:39:25,460
change the world.

8643
04:39:25,460 --> 04:39:29,900
...modems, but here at Comdex,

8644
04:39:29,900 --> 04:39:34,450
they were emphasizing their new

8645
04:39:34,450 --> 04:39:36,180
multimedia technology.

8646
04:39:37,000 --> 04:39:38,520
The Cardinal Snap Plus board is

8647
04:39:38,520 --> 04:39:40,560
a simple add-on for your PC

8648
04:39:40,560 --> 04:39:42,010
that turns it into a video

8649
04:39:42,010 --> 04:39:44,360
machine with Super VGA graphics.

8650
04:39:44,980 --> 04:39:46,520
Demonstrated here with Mathematica's

8651
04:39:46,520 --> 04:39:48,540
Tempra software, the Snap Plus

8652
04:39:48,540 --> 04:39:50,380
card lets Windows users view,

8653
04:39:50,380 --> 04:39:52,750
capture, edit, and record video

8654
04:39:52,750 --> 04:39:54,320
stills in your PC from any

8655
04:39:54,320 --> 04:39:55,440
source format.

8656
04:39:55,440 --> 04:39:56,870
The Cardinal board also

8657
04:39:56,870 --> 04:39:58,670
includes a Genlock that syncs

8658
04:39:58,670 --> 04:40:00,600
external video to your system.

8659
04:40:01,320 --> 04:40:02,880
We're Genlocked, and we're also

8660
04:40:02,880 --> 04:40:05,340
able to synthesize audio...

8661
04:40:05,340 --> 04:40:06,780
We're Genlocked.

8662
04:40:07,880 --> 04:40:08,360
...system.

8663
04:40:08,360 --> 04:40:10,500
We're Genlocked, and we're also

8664
04:40:10,500 --> 04:40:12,580
able to synthesize audio inside

8665
04:40:12,580 --> 04:40:14,660
the computer, which can then be

8666
04:40:14,660 --> 04:40:16,040
recorded outside in a

8667
04:40:16,040 --> 04:40:18,130
conventional analog recording

8668
04:40:18,130 --> 04:40:19,000
system.

8669
04:40:19,500 --> 04:40:21,640
So we have a full bidirectional

8670
04:40:21,640 --> 04:40:23,890
bridge of anything in audio and

8671
04:40:23,890 --> 04:40:25,270
video in and out of the

8672
04:40:25,270 --> 04:40:28,080
computer, and this is able...we

8673
04:40:28,080 --> 04:40:30,580
can do this at affordable cost.

8674
04:40:31,220 --> 04:40:32,120
The Snap Plus board sells for

8675
04:40:32,120 --> 04:40:33,840
less than $1,300.

8676
04:40:34,860 --> 04:40:36,090
Cardinal and Fuji also

8677
04:40:36,090 --> 04:40:37,590
demonstrated two other new

8678
04:40:37,590 --> 04:40:39,230
multimedia products that let

8679
04:40:39,230 --> 04:40:40,860
you use a digital still camera

8680
04:40:40,860 --> 04:40:42,480
to input color photos into a PC

8681
04:40:42,480 --> 04:40:43,580
application.

8682
04:40:44,000 --> 04:40:45,260
Up until now, the giant file

8683
04:40:45,260 --> 04:40:47,010
size of color photos made this

8684
04:40:47,010 --> 04:40:48,830
difficult, but Cardinal has

8685
04:40:48,830 --> 04:40:50,510
solved the problem using a new

8686
04:40:50,510 --> 04:40:52,600
file compression technology.

8687
04:40:52,980 --> 04:40:54,520
One of the special tricks is...

8688
04:40:54,520 --> 04:40:56,470
We're Genlocked, and we've got

8689
04:40:56,470 --> 04:40:58,220
a bidirectional bridge.

8690
04:40:58,220 --> 04:40:59,050
It's called the image

8691
04:40:59,050 --> 04:40:59,740
compression.

8692
04:40:59,920 --> 04:41:01,280
We have technology that

8693
04:41:01,280 --> 04:41:03,530
compresses the images up to 24

8694
04:41:03,530 --> 04:41:05,630
to 1 today, and in the future,

8695
04:41:05,630 --> 04:41:06,580
much more.

8696
04:41:07,100 --> 04:41:07,960
But all of this has been done

8697
04:41:07,960 --> 04:41:09,540
in hardware and software, and

8698
04:41:09,540 --> 04:41:11,040
the user doesn't need to worry

8699
04:41:11,040 --> 04:41:12,020
about...

8700
04:41:12,020 --> 04:41:13,860
Cardinal Fuji, how are you?

8701
04:41:14,660 --> 04:41:17,500
His Holiness, the Cardinal Fuji.

8702
04:41:17,500 --> 04:41:18,800
How this is done.

8703
04:41:19,160 --> 04:41:19,500
The compix...

8704
04:41:20,020 --> 04:41:21,710
It was an interesting beard

8705
04:41:21,710 --> 04:41:22,500
setup.

8706
04:41:22,500 --> 04:41:23,500
The user doesn't need to worry

8707
04:41:23,500 --> 04:41:24,360
about how this...

8708
04:41:24,360 --> 04:41:25,440
Companion there.

8709
04:41:25,680 --> 04:41:27,240
It was the lowball.

8710
04:41:28,360 --> 04:41:31,310
Sort of kind of Amish, lowball

8711
04:41:31,310 --> 04:41:32,640
beard.

8712
04:41:33,800 --> 04:41:35,940
It doesn't have any foliage on

8713
04:41:35,940 --> 04:41:38,060
the cheek, but it just sits

8714
04:41:38,060 --> 04:41:39,000
like a nest.

8715
04:41:40,360 --> 04:41:43,480
Betwixt neck and jowl.

8716
04:41:44,360 --> 04:41:45,040
And there's a bit of a tash

8717
04:41:45,040 --> 04:41:46,080
there as well.

8718
04:41:47,440 --> 04:41:49,290
Genlock, a Jerry Adams Genlock,

8719
04:41:49,290 --> 04:41:52,240
and a bidirectional bridge.

8720
04:41:52,240 --> 04:41:52,440
He's done.

8721
04:41:52,860 --> 04:41:54,470
The compix compression decompression

8722
04:41:54,470 --> 04:41:55,400
adapter...

8723
04:41:55,400 --> 04:41:55,880
Compex!

8724
04:41:56,140 --> 04:41:57,660
Compresses the video image 20

8725
04:41:57,660 --> 04:41:58,180
to 1.

8726
04:41:58,700 --> 04:42:00,680
She's Genlocked.

8727
04:42:00,760 --> 04:42:02,340
...ifit color images on a

8728
04:42:02,340 --> 04:42:03,500
single hard drive.

8729
04:42:03,500 --> 04:42:05,250
This specialized image memory

8730
04:42:05,250 --> 04:42:06,500
card drive...

8731
04:42:06,500 --> 04:42:07,510
...also lets you store the

8732
04:42:07,510 --> 04:42:08,500
color image as a file...

8733
04:42:08,500 --> 04:42:10,340
...which can then be instantly

8734
04:42:10,340 --> 04:42:11,500
sent online...

8735
04:42:11,500 --> 04:42:12,930
...to another PC anywhere in

8736
04:42:12,930 --> 04:42:13,500
the world.

8737
04:42:14,500 --> 04:42:15,210
Next up, new color notebook

8738
04:42:15,210 --> 04:42:16,500
computers...

8739
04:42:16,500 --> 04:42:18,500
...on this Comdex special.

8740
04:42:28,500 --> 04:42:29,500
We eat on the road.

8741
04:42:29,500 --> 04:42:31,110
We make phone calls from our

8742
04:42:31,110 --> 04:42:31,500
car.

8743
04:42:31,500 --> 04:42:33,500
We send faxes from airports.

8744
04:42:33,500 --> 04:42:34,140
It's no wonder we all want one

8745
04:42:34,140 --> 04:42:34,500
of these.

8746
04:42:34,500 --> 04:42:36,350
We want to be able to compute

8747
04:42:36,350 --> 04:42:38,500
while we're on the road also.

8748
04:42:38,500 --> 04:42:39,830
It's hard to find anyone these

8749
04:42:39,830 --> 04:42:41,020
days who isn't in the market

8750
04:42:41,020 --> 04:42:42,500
for a new notebook computer.

8751
04:42:42,500 --> 04:42:43,500
What's new in portable

8752
04:42:43,500 --> 04:42:45,040
computing here at this springtime

8753
04:42:45,040 --> 04:42:45,500
desk?

8754
04:42:45,500 --> 04:42:46,500
Zenith.

8755
04:42:46,500 --> 04:42:48,160
Well, there is pen-based input,

8756
04:42:48,160 --> 04:42:49,540
mini notebooks, and color,

8757
04:42:49,540 --> 04:42:50,500
color, color.

8758
04:42:50,500 --> 04:42:52,500
Color, color, color, color.

8759
04:42:52,500 --> 04:42:53,500
The crowd pleaser in color...

8760
04:42:53,500 --> 04:42:55,890
The fucking power that he

8761
04:42:55,890 --> 04:42:58,850
brings to the situation is like

8762
04:42:58,850 --> 04:43:00,500
nothing else.

8763
04:43:00,500 --> 04:43:01,500
You know?

8764
04:43:01,500 --> 04:43:03,500
Raw fucking enthusiasm.

8765
04:43:03,500 --> 04:43:05,430
I like the India flags there,

8766
04:43:05,430 --> 04:43:07,520
the background as well, and Zenith

8767
04:43:07,520 --> 04:43:09,500
Technologies data systems.

8768
04:43:09,500 --> 04:43:13,620
Mini notebooks and color, color,

8769
04:43:13,620 --> 04:43:14,500
color.

8770
04:43:14,500 --> 04:43:16,260
The crowd pleaser in color

8771
04:43:16,260 --> 04:43:18,500
laptop computers was this Zenote

8772
04:43:18,500 --> 04:43:20,500
325 LC from Zenith.

8773
04:43:20,500 --> 04:43:21,500
It's a 380...

8774
04:43:21,500 --> 04:43:22,520
He was allowed to bring his

8775
04:43:22,520 --> 04:43:23,500
pipe into the...

8776
04:43:23,500 --> 04:43:24,070
Laptop computers was this Zenote

8777
04:43:24,070 --> 04:43:24,500
325...

8778
04:43:24,500 --> 04:43:26,500
Auditorium.

8779
04:43:26,500 --> 04:43:28,500
The End.

8780
04:43:28,500 --> 04:43:30,500
The End.

8781
04:43:30,500 --> 04:43:58,500
The End.

8782
04:43:58,500 --> 04:43:59,500
American Gothic.

8783
04:43:59,500 --> 04:44:03,500
The way they look over here.

8784
04:44:07,500 --> 04:44:09,500
Pounds.

8785
04:44:09,500 --> 04:44:12,090
5LC from Zenith. It's a 386 PC

8786
04:44:12,090 --> 04:44:14,390
that runs at 25 megahertz.

8787
04:44:14,390 --> 04:44:16,430
Despite all its features, the

8788
04:44:16,430 --> 04:44:16,900
Zenote

8789
04:44:16,900 --> 04:44:18,660
laptop weighs only six and a

8790
04:44:18,660 --> 04:44:21,220
half pounds. It includes a 120

8791
04:44:21,220 --> 04:44:23,160
megabyte hard drive and four

8792
04:44:23,160 --> 04:44:23,480
megs

8793
04:44:23,480 --> 04:44:25,660
of RAM. The Active Matrix VGA

8794
04:44:25,660 --> 04:44:27,710
display is bright and easy to

8795
04:44:27,710 --> 04:44:29,640
see. The Zenote series of

8796
04:44:29,640 --> 04:44:30,480
notebook

8797
04:44:30,480 --> 04:44:32,140
PCs from Zenith features two

8798
04:44:32,140 --> 04:44:34,080
other innovations. To simplify

8799
04:44:34,080 --> 04:44:35,540
connecting your laptop to

8800
04:44:35,540 --> 04:44:36,060
desktop

8801
04:44:36,060 --> 04:44:38,260
peripherals, Zenith introduced

8802
04:44:38,260 --> 04:44:40,400
the ReadyDesk port replicator.

8803
04:44:40,400 --> 04:44:42,560
At only $150, it's a cost

8804
04:44:42,560 --> 04:44:44,940
Rosemary's Baby action. It

8805
04:44:44,940 --> 04:44:47,000
reminded me of what's the other

8806
04:44:47,000 --> 04:44:49,480
film that I think, was it him?

8807
04:44:50,260 --> 04:44:51,590
Either Kubrick or Polanski,

8808
04:44:51,590 --> 04:44:53,540
where there's a scene where

8809
04:44:53,540 --> 04:44:55,540
they open a door and there's a

8810
04:44:55,540 --> 04:44:56,420
fella on a

8811
04:44:56,420 --> 04:44:58,580
fucking bed, sat upright,

8812
04:44:58,580 --> 04:45:00,860
wearing a suit, and a man with

8813
04:45:00,860 --> 04:45:03,440
a fucking rabbit costume on.

8814
04:45:03,440 --> 04:45:04,380
And they're both

8815
04:45:04,380 --> 04:45:05,910
just like looking at you as the

8816
04:45:05,910 --> 04:45:07,810
door opens. Is that the Shining?

8817
04:45:07,810 --> 04:45:11,210
Alright, yeah. That was the

8818
04:45:11,210 --> 04:45:13,710
kind of feeling I had from that

8819
04:45:13,710 --> 04:45:17,260
there. From these two. And the

8820
04:45:17,260 --> 04:45:20,080
stance as well was pretty

8821
04:45:20,080 --> 04:45:24,100
powerful. It has to be said.

8822
04:45:24,880 --> 04:45:26,570
You'll see from ZOZO Display,

8823
04:45:26,570 --> 04:45:27,760
Zenith features Zenith

8824
04:45:27,760 --> 04:45:29,390
introduced the ReadyDesk port

8825
04:45:29,390 --> 04:45:30,280
replicator.

8826
04:45:30,840 --> 04:45:32,950
At only $150, it's a cost-effective

8827
04:45:32,950 --> 04:45:35,220
alternative to traditional docking

8828
04:45:35,220 --> 04:45:36,060
systems.

8829
04:45:36,900 --> 04:45:37,690
The Zenote portables also

8830
04:45:37,690 --> 04:45:39,670
incorporate an Intel chip that

8831
04:45:39,670 --> 04:45:41,920
offers built-in LAN capability.

8832
04:45:42,600 --> 04:45:43,560
Pre-configured client shells

8833
04:45:43,560 --> 04:45:45,190
are installed on the hard drive

8834
04:45:45,190 --> 04:45:46,630
to provide plug-and-play

8835
04:45:46,630 --> 04:45:47,460
networking.

8836
04:45:48,460 --> 04:45:49,550
Toshiba opted for speed over

8837
04:45:49,550 --> 04:45:51,280
design innovation.

8838
04:45:51,280 --> 04:45:53,610
It unveiled its new 486 color

8839
04:45:53,610 --> 04:45:54,360
laptop.

8840
04:45:54,360 --> 04:45:57,570
The T4400SXC notebook runs at

8841
04:45:57,570 --> 04:45:58,740
25 MHz.

8842
04:45:59,280 --> 04:46:00,820
The display is an active matrix

8843
04:46:00,820 --> 04:46:03,830
Super VGA screen with 640x480

8844
04:46:03,830 --> 04:46:04,920
resolution.

8845
04:46:05,560 --> 04:46:06,750
Toshiba says its color notebook

8846
04:46:06,750 --> 04:46:08,100
will get three hours on a

8847
04:46:08,100 --> 04:46:09,850
battery, and that in itself is

8848
04:46:09,850 --> 04:46:11,460
quite an achievement.

8849
04:46:12,180 --> 04:46:13,220
The key obstacles in delivering

8850
04:46:13,220 --> 04:46:14,460
this technology to the

8851
04:46:14,460 --> 04:46:15,770
marketplace were power

8852
04:46:15,770 --> 04:46:16,760
consumption.

8853
04:46:16,940 --> 04:46:18,500
The 486 architecture is a

8854
04:46:18,500 --> 04:46:19,850
fairly power-intensive

8855
04:46:19,850 --> 04:46:22,050
architecture compared to the 386

8856
04:46:22,050 --> 04:46:23,100
architecture.

8857
04:46:23,620 --> 04:46:24,460
current state-of-the-art

8858
04:46:24,460 --> 04:46:25,000
notebooks.

8859
04:46:25,000 --> 04:46:27,100
The other key performance issue

8860
04:46:27,100 --> 04:46:28,870
was the backlighting of the

8861
04:46:28,870 --> 04:46:29,660
screen.

8862
04:46:29,660 --> 04:46:31,890
Color screens use almost three

8863
04:46:31,890 --> 04:46:34,460
times as much power as the non-color

8864
04:46:34,460 --> 04:46:35,380
screens.

8865
04:46:36,100 --> 04:46:36,780
So the size of the battery

8866
04:46:36,780 --> 04:46:38,320
turns out to be about a third

8867
04:46:38,320 --> 04:46:40,180
of the weight of the machine.

8868
04:46:40,740 --> 04:46:41,620
So we've reduced the size of

8869
04:46:41,620 --> 04:46:43,330
everything else to maintain the

8870
04:46:43,330 --> 04:46:44,850
notebook size of the machine

8871
04:46:44,850 --> 04:46:46,900
while maintaining battery life.

8872
04:46:46,900 --> 04:46:48,660
But new technology comes at a

8873
04:46:48,660 --> 04:46:49,280
price.

8874
04:46:49,280 --> 04:46:52,780
The great display there.

8875
04:46:53,580 --> 04:46:54,780
Backdrop, the white, and the

8876
04:46:54,780 --> 04:46:56,580
lighting is nice there.

8877
04:46:56,700 --> 04:46:57,260
And Toshiba.

8878
04:46:58,160 --> 04:46:58,610
And they look like an

8879
04:46:58,610 --> 04:47:00,690
impressive selection of laptops

8880
04:47:00,690 --> 04:47:01,400
as well.

8881
04:47:02,420 --> 04:47:02,900
1992.

8882
04:47:04,040 --> 04:47:05,470
I mean, that's just the

8883
04:47:05,470 --> 04:47:07,120
lighting underneath the laptop.

8884
04:47:07,260 --> 04:47:08,160
They don't look...

8885
04:47:08,160 --> 04:47:09,180
They don't look shit.

8886
04:47:10,240 --> 04:47:11,540
They almost, from that angle,

8887
04:47:11,540 --> 04:47:14,020
look like a kind of Macintosh.

8888
04:47:14,500 --> 04:47:15,590
What they would have done with

8889
04:47:15,590 --> 04:47:17,230
their fucking crazy designs in

8890
04:47:17,230 --> 04:47:18,380
the late 90s.

8891
04:47:18,420 --> 04:47:19,280
But it's not that way.

8892
04:47:19,340 --> 04:47:20,420
That's just lighting underneath.

8893
04:47:21,420 --> 04:47:26,380
And check that out.

8894
04:47:26,440 --> 04:47:27,780
That's for cataracts, I think.

8895
04:47:28,920 --> 04:47:30,840
It's a real situation.

8896
04:47:32,380 --> 04:47:33,450
But I don't know whether or not

8897
04:47:33,450 --> 04:47:35,420
that's an indoor thing.

8898
04:47:35,480 --> 04:47:36,440
I never see anyone wearing them

8899
04:47:36,440 --> 04:47:36,820
indoor.

8900
04:47:36,940 --> 04:47:38,060
It's just an outdoor thing.

8901
04:47:38,140 --> 04:47:38,840
Usually I'd see...

8902
04:47:38,840 --> 04:47:40,250
Question is, why do you need a

8903
04:47:40,250 --> 04:47:41,100
color laptop?

8904
04:47:41,700 --> 04:47:43,040
The driving factor that you'll

8905
04:47:43,040 --> 04:47:44,910
see for color on portables is

8906
04:47:44,910 --> 04:47:47,480
technology like Windows 3.1

8907
04:47:47,480 --> 04:47:48,460
that's introduced here at the

8908
04:47:48,460 --> 04:47:49,160
show as shipping.

8909
04:47:49,800 --> 04:47:51,790
A graphical user interface like

8910
04:47:51,790 --> 04:47:53,980
Windows 3.1 is much easier to

8911
04:47:53,980 --> 04:47:55,020
use in color.

8912
04:47:55,620 --> 04:47:56,870
The other thing that we see it

8913
04:47:56,870 --> 04:47:58,800
used for a lot is presentation

8914
04:47:58,800 --> 04:47:59,420
work.

8915
04:48:00,260 --> 04:48:01,900
Making color presentations is a

8916
04:48:01,900 --> 04:48:04,910
major use for the 4400 based on

8917
04:48:04,910 --> 04:48:06,860
our early customers.

8918
04:48:07,560 --> 04:48:08,450
If you're still not convinced

8919
04:48:08,450 --> 04:48:10,080
you need a color portable, how

8920
04:48:10,080 --> 04:48:11,820
about a pen-based computer?

8921
04:48:12,600 --> 04:48:13,720
Pen-based computer?

8922
04:48:13,820 --> 04:48:15,230
Companies are betting you won't

8923
04:48:15,230 --> 04:48:16,580
want to fumble with a keyboard

8924
04:48:16,580 --> 04:48:17,720
when you can point and draw

8925
04:48:17,720 --> 04:48:18,990
directly onto the computer

8926
04:48:18,990 --> 04:48:19,600
screen.

8927
04:48:19,600 --> 04:48:21,140
The availability of the new

8928
04:48:21,140 --> 04:48:23,230
Windows 3.1 for pen computing

8929
04:48:23,230 --> 04:48:24,610
has brought new software

8930
04:48:24,610 --> 04:48:26,350
applications to the pen-based

8931
04:48:26,350 --> 04:48:27,260
portables.

8932
04:48:28,080 --> 04:48:28,890
Calcomp showed off its new

8933
04:48:28,890 --> 04:48:30,900
display pad technology, which

8934
04:48:30,900 --> 04:48:33,000
uses electromagnetic sensors to

8935
04:48:33,000 --> 04:48:35,200
detect pen pressure and angle.

8936
04:48:35,820 --> 04:48:37,030
This pad's sensitivity makes it

8937
04:48:37,030 --> 04:48:38,730
a good computer for artists as

8938
04:48:38,730 --> 04:48:40,500
well as a reliable platform for

8939
04:48:40,500 --> 04:48:42,300
signature verification.

8940
04:48:42,820 --> 04:48:44,260
Information written on the

8941
04:48:44,260 --> 04:48:45,200
display pad can be

8942
04:48:45,200 --> 04:48:46,830
simultaneously displayed on a

8943
04:48:46,830 --> 04:48:48,160
standard PC monitor.

8944
04:48:48,640 --> 04:48:50,070
The Travelite pen portable from

8945
04:48:50,070 --> 04:48:50,840
D...

8946
04:48:50,840 --> 04:48:52,440
This fella had a classic look,

8947
04:48:52,440 --> 04:48:53,140
didn't he?

8948
04:48:54,560 --> 04:48:55,700
The Silver Fox.

8949
04:48:56,980 --> 04:48:58,860
Salt and Pepper Sweepback.

8950
04:49:00,040 --> 04:49:01,100
Sweepback Mountain.

8951
04:49:01,560 --> 04:49:03,640
It's a real dense piece of

8952
04:49:03,640 --> 04:49:06,160
foliage on the back shaft.

8953
04:49:08,060 --> 04:49:10,640
It's a power play at the back.

8954
04:49:11,320 --> 04:49:13,500
And it's still dark there as

8955
04:49:13,500 --> 04:49:14,400
well.

8956
04:49:16,440 --> 04:49:17,560
Nikolai Tesla.

8957
04:49:17,560 --> 04:49:18,560
Vinny.

8958
04:49:18,560 --> 04:49:19,160
Vinny.

8959
04:49:24,600 --> 04:49:25,920
Yeah, it's bigger than its head.

8960
04:49:26,020 --> 04:49:26,560
It's almost...

8961
04:49:28,620 --> 04:49:30,720
the same size of his face mass.

8962
04:49:33,060 --> 04:49:33,700
Sensitivity.

8963
04:49:33,880 --> 04:49:34,860
Young Mozart.

8964
04:49:34,860 --> 04:49:36,430
Makes it a good computer for

8965
04:49:36,430 --> 04:49:37,990
artists as well as a reliable

8966
04:49:37,990 --> 04:49:39,330
platform for signature

8967
04:49:39,330 --> 04:49:40,420
verification.

8968
04:49:40,800 --> 04:49:41,360
The monitor.

8969
04:49:42,140 --> 04:49:43,460
The Travelite pen portable from

8970
04:49:43,460 --> 04:49:45,310
DFM goes one step further and

8971
04:49:45,310 --> 04:49:47,350
provides digital audio record

8972
04:49:47,350 --> 04:49:49,320
and playback capability.

8973
04:49:49,820 --> 04:49:51,060
Here it's demonstrated for use

8974
04:49:51,060 --> 04:49:52,610
by hospital personnel to

8975
04:49:52,610 --> 04:49:53,880
verbally record patient

8976
04:49:53,880 --> 04:49:55,500
information in addition to

8977
04:49:55,500 --> 04:49:56,900
inputting data with a pen

8978
04:49:56,900 --> 04:49:58,560
directly onto the screen.

8979
04:49:59,280 --> 04:50:00,990
Wacom's LCD integrated tablet

8980
04:50:00,990 --> 04:50:02,360
has a unique feature.

8981
04:50:02,680 --> 04:50:03,990
Still going today with their

8982
04:50:03,990 --> 04:50:05,220
fucking tablets.

8983
04:50:05,360 --> 04:50:06,380
And on cost with a starting

8984
04:50:06,380 --> 04:50:07,760
price of $1,800.

8985
04:50:08,720 --> 04:50:10,620
If ruggedness and durability...

8986
04:50:10,620 --> 04:50:11,380
What the fuck was that?

8987
04:50:24,460 --> 04:50:27,900
He had teal short shorts on.

8988
04:50:27,900 --> 04:50:30,390
And he's there to demonstrate

8989
04:50:30,390 --> 04:50:32,610
the robust nature of these

8990
04:50:32,610 --> 04:50:35,350
laptops or these Wacom graphics

8991
04:50:35,350 --> 04:50:36,360
tablets.

8992
04:50:37,860 --> 04:50:38,230
If ruggedness and durability

8993
04:50:38,230 --> 04:50:40,160
are what you want, Microslate

8994
04:50:40,160 --> 04:50:42,110
demonstrated how its notebook

8995
04:50:42,110 --> 04:50:44,030
computer can take a licking and

8996
04:50:44,030 --> 04:50:45,680
still keep on ticking.

8997
04:50:46,260 --> 04:50:47,340
Two bodybuilders took turns

8998
04:50:47,340 --> 04:50:49,600
standing on the Microslate Datalight

8999
04:50:49,600 --> 04:50:51,710
400 and throwing it across the

9000
04:50:51,710 --> 04:50:52,340
floor.

9001
04:50:52,340 --> 04:50:54,530
And yes, this first ever 486

9002
04:50:54,530 --> 04:50:56,370
pen-based computer was still

9003
04:50:56,370 --> 04:50:57,200
working.

9004
04:50:57,900 --> 04:51:01,240
ABC computer from Hong Kong

9005
04:51:01,240 --> 04:51:05,140
carved out a new category of

9006
04:51:05,140 --> 04:51:08,480
notebook computer.

9007
04:51:08,680 --> 04:51:10,180
Smaller than a laptop, but

9008
04:51:10,180 --> 04:51:11,640
bigger than a palm top.

9009
04:51:12,160 --> 04:51:13,300
The biggest feature may be...

9010
04:51:13,300 --> 04:51:14,650
I've never heard of ABC

9011
04:51:14,650 --> 04:51:15,560
computing.

9012
04:51:16,260 --> 04:51:17,110
Oh my god, it is like fucking

9013
04:51:17,110 --> 04:51:18,890
taking a sleeping pill watching

9014
04:51:18,890 --> 04:51:19,420
this.

9015
04:51:19,860 --> 04:51:20,860
I've never heard of them.

9016
04:51:21,080 --> 04:51:22,180
I'd say they went under.

9017
04:51:22,860 --> 04:51:23,760
It doesn't sound like it worked...

9018
04:51:23,760 --> 04:51:25,640
It didn't work out for them.

9019
04:51:26,100 --> 04:51:27,080
Didn't work out for them.

9020
04:51:27,960 --> 04:51:28,840
Bigger than a...

9021
04:51:28,840 --> 04:51:29,940
Smaller than a laptop.

9022
04:51:30,360 --> 04:51:31,920
Bigger than a palm top.

9023
04:51:32,920 --> 04:51:34,710
smaller than a laptop but

9024
04:51:34,710 --> 04:51:36,620
bigger than a palm top. The

9025
04:51:36,620 --> 04:51:38,680
biggest feature may be a near-normal-sized

9026
04:51:38,680 --> 04:51:41,400
keyboard in this tiny unit. And

9027
04:51:41,400 --> 04:51:42,990
Librex introduced the first

9028
04:51:42,990 --> 04:51:44,660
user-configurable notebook

9029
04:51:44,660 --> 04:51:45,480
computer.

9030
04:51:45,480 --> 04:51:47,620
The Librex T386SX features

9031
04:51:47,620 --> 04:51:49,350
removable hard drives and a

9032
04:51:49,350 --> 04:51:51,220
card slot for both memory and

9033
04:51:51,220 --> 04:51:53,000
I/O peripherals. A power-on

9034
04:51:53,000 --> 04:51:54,480
battery feature also lets you

9035
04:51:54,480 --> 04:51:55,900
change batteries without

9036
04:51:55,900 --> 04:51:56,500
shutting

9037
04:51:56,500 --> 04:51:57,920
down the computer in the middle

9038
04:51:57,920 --> 04:51:59,340
of your work. The notebook's

9039
04:51:59,340 --> 04:52:00,600
outer surface is made of a

9040
04:52:00,600 --> 04:52:02,120
special non-slip material to

9041
04:52:02,120 --> 04:52:03,340
help you keep a grip on it

9042
04:52:03,340 --> 04:52:05,800
while removing its components.

9043
04:52:05,800 --> 04:52:06,720
IBM also showed

9044
04:52:06,720 --> 04:52:10,100
off a new pen notebook but Big

9045
04:52:10,100 --> 04:52:13,290
Blue's attention was not on

9046
04:52:13,290 --> 04:52:17,300
portable computers. It was on

9047
04:52:17,300 --> 04:52:20,200
operating systems. The OS2 vs.

9048
04:52:20,200 --> 04:52:21,960
Windows story is next.

9049
04:52:21,960 --> 04:52:32,080
*music*

9050
04:52:32,080 --> 04:52:36,600
Just two years ago at Comdex

9051
04:52:36,600 --> 04:52:41,080
you would hardly find anyone

9052
04:52:41,080 --> 04:52:44,380
running Windows.

9053
04:52:44,380 --> 04:52:46,460
But at Spring Comdex 92, nearly

9054
04:52:46,460 --> 04:52:47,930
half the show is devoted to

9055
04:52:47,930 --> 04:52:49,960
nothing but Windows and Windows

9056
04:52:49,960 --> 04:52:51,200
applications.

9057
04:52:51,200 --> 04:52:52,530
And where you don't find

9058
04:52:52,530 --> 04:52:54,190
Windows, you see IBM's new OS 2

9059
04:52:54,190 --> 04:52:55,510
bragging that it will run

9060
04:52:55,510 --> 04:52:56,180
Windows,

9061
04:52:56,180 --> 04:52:57,930
or HP's new new wave saying it

9062
04:52:57,930 --> 04:52:59,820
will run Windows, and a stream

9063
04:52:59,820 --> 04:53:02,040
of new Windows add-ons, add-ins,

9064
04:53:02,040 --> 04:53:03,040
and enhancements.

9065
04:53:03,040 --> 04:53:04,040
Wow.

9066
04:53:04,040 --> 04:53:05,640
Comdex had never seen so much

9067
04:53:05,640 --> 04:53:07,280
attention paid to operating

9068
04:53:07,280 --> 04:53:08,040
systems.

9069
04:53:08,040 --> 04:53:09,680
Those invisible Comdex had

9070
04:53:09,680 --> 04:53:11,040
never seen...

9071
04:53:11,040 --> 04:53:13,040
It's a great setup.

9072
04:53:13,040 --> 04:53:14,980
There wasn't even any fucking

9073
04:53:14,980 --> 04:53:16,040
chairs left.

9074
04:53:16,040 --> 04:53:17,970
Some people had to just sit

9075
04:53:17,970 --> 04:53:20,230
down cross-legged, like they

9076
04:53:20,230 --> 04:53:22,050
were children at a school

9077
04:53:22,050 --> 04:53:23,040
assembly,

9078
04:53:23,040 --> 04:53:25,360
whereas others managed to get

9079
04:53:25,360 --> 04:53:28,040
themselves a seat in the crowd.

9080
04:53:28,040 --> 04:53:31,310
And one fella is asleep here

9081
04:53:31,310 --> 04:53:32,000
though.

9082
04:53:32,000 --> 04:53:35,240
It's a great baseball cap goodie

9083
04:53:35,240 --> 04:53:36,000
bag.

9084
04:53:36,000 --> 04:53:37,600
...seemed so much attention

9085
04:53:37,600 --> 04:53:39,000
paid to operating systems.

9086
04:53:39,000 --> 04:53:40,610
Those invisible engines that

9087
04:53:40,610 --> 04:53:42,000
run inside a computer.

9088
04:53:42,000 --> 04:53:43,990
But at this Comdex it was an

9089
04:53:43,990 --> 04:53:46,000
operating system war.

9090
04:53:46,000 --> 04:53:49,000
IBM pitted against Microsoft.

9091
04:53:49,000 --> 04:53:50,200
Some people are seeing it as a

9092
04:53:50,200 --> 04:53:51,000
war and...

9093
04:53:51,000 --> 04:53:53,000
Robert Shuck the third.

9094
04:53:53,000 --> 04:53:55,000
Fucking hell.

9095
04:53:55,000 --> 04:53:56,000
Robert Shuck the third.

9096
04:53:56,000 --> 04:53:58,000
IBM pitted against Microsoft.

9097
04:53:58,000 --> 04:54:00,880
Some people are seeing it as a

9098
04:54:00,880 --> 04:54:03,720
war and some people in the

9099
04:54:03,720 --> 04:54:06,210
press are positioning it as a

9100
04:54:06,210 --> 04:54:07,000
war.

9101
04:54:07,000 --> 04:54:10,000
Robert Shuck three.

9102
04:54:10,000 --> 04:54:16,140
Bob Shook

9103
04:54:16,140 --> 04:54:17,380
Bobby Shook

9104
04:54:17,380 --> 04:54:18,980
Robert Shook

9105
04:54:18,980 --> 04:54:23,260
Trilogy

9106
04:54:23,260 --> 04:54:25,180
of Shook

9107
04:54:25,180 --> 04:54:26,100
the Shooks

9108
04:54:26,100 --> 04:54:30,180
Some people are seeing it as a

9109
04:54:30,180 --> 04:54:30,400
war

9110
04:54:30,400 --> 04:54:31,500
and some people in the press

9111
04:54:31,500 --> 04:54:32,840
are positioning it as a war

9112
04:54:32,840 --> 04:54:35,220
I think that there's a decision

9113
04:54:35,220 --> 04:54:36,280
that people are going to make

9114
04:54:36,280 --> 04:54:36,980
in terms of the

9115
04:54:36,980 --> 04:54:38,220
operating environment that they're

9116
04:54:38,220 --> 04:54:38,740
going to run in

9117
04:54:38,740 --> 04:54:40,300
In terms of applications there's

9118
04:54:40,300 --> 04:54:41,680
no reason you can't run your

9119
04:54:41,680 --> 04:54:42,100
Microsoft

9120
04:54:42,100 --> 04:54:43,330
Did your man behind him just

9121
04:54:43,330 --> 04:54:44,300
realize he was on camera

9122
04:54:44,300 --> 04:54:45,260
and then back off

9123
04:54:45,260 --> 04:54:46,880
This fella here

9124
04:54:46,880 --> 04:54:50,300
Yeah he does

9125
04:54:50,300 --> 04:54:54,880
And now watch the slow

9126
04:54:54,880 --> 04:54:58,380
He hides behind Robert Shook

9127
04:54:58,380 --> 04:54:58,920
the third

9128
04:54:58,920 --> 04:55:00,720
Watch this

9129
04:55:00,720 --> 04:55:02,000
Look

9130
04:55:02,000 --> 04:55:04,090
He realizes he's on and then

9131
04:55:04,090 --> 04:55:04,500
boom

9132
04:55:04,500 --> 04:55:07,440
And then starts his

9133
04:55:07,440 --> 04:55:08,700
fucking retreat

9134
04:55:08,700 --> 04:55:15,960
There you go

9135
04:55:15,960 --> 04:55:17,960
Shamed

9136
04:55:17,960 --> 04:55:19,580
There was a moment of

9137
04:55:19,580 --> 04:55:21,720
Will I stay or will I go

9138
04:55:21,720 --> 04:55:27,520
I think something was going on

9139
04:55:27,520 --> 04:55:29,130
Like these two were saying

9140
04:55:29,130 --> 04:55:30,880
something dangerous maybe

9141
04:55:30,880 --> 04:55:31,950
People in the press are

9142
04:55:31,950 --> 04:55:33,080
positioning it as a war

9143
04:55:33,080 --> 04:55:34,520
And you can see there from the

9144
04:55:34,520 --> 04:55:35,140
way he swept

9145
04:55:35,140 --> 04:55:37,040
Swept his cheek

9146
04:55:37,040 --> 04:55:39,200
Like that

9147
04:55:39,200 --> 04:55:41,580
Watch that

9148
04:55:41,580 --> 04:55:42,500
See this

9149
04:55:42,500 --> 04:55:48,940
Swept his neck

9150
04:55:48,940 --> 04:55:52,820
And it's a real sweep back

9151
04:55:52,820 --> 04:55:54,400
And then boom

9152
04:55:54,400 --> 04:55:56,300
We've seen you

9153
04:55:56,300 --> 04:55:58,460
We've seen you

9154
04:55:58,460 --> 04:55:59,460
Boom

9155
04:55:59,460 --> 04:56:01,460
Boom

9156
04:56:01,460 --> 04:56:05,460
Shook the third

9157
04:56:05,460 --> 04:56:06,880
You can't run your Microsoft

9158
04:56:06,880 --> 04:56:08,420
Windows applications on top of

9159
04:56:08,420 --> 04:56:09,300
OS 2 2.0

9160
04:56:09,300 --> 04:56:10,220
We'll run them better

9161
04:56:10,220 --> 04:56:12,380
And that's what we're here to

9162
04:56:12,380 --> 04:56:12,780
show

9163
04:56:12,780 --> 04:56:14,350
So in terms of the deep pockets

9164
04:56:14,350 --> 04:56:14,780
battle

9165
04:56:14,780 --> 04:56:16,560
We have a premier operating

9166
04:56:16,560 --> 04:56:17,380
system here

9167
04:56:17,380 --> 04:56:18,660
A top notch product

9168
04:56:18,660 --> 04:56:20,560
And we're marketing it as such

9169
04:56:20,560 --> 04:56:22,200
And we think that just based on

9170
04:56:22,200 --> 04:56:23,920
the interest we've been having

9171
04:56:23,920 --> 04:56:24,240
here

9172
04:56:24,240 --> 04:56:26,100
That the market is going to

9173
04:56:26,100 --> 04:56:28,600
really respond to OS 2 2.0

9174
04:56:28,600 --> 04:56:30,170
But Microsoft sees it in

9175
04:56:30,170 --> 04:56:30,960
another way

9176
04:56:30,960 --> 04:56:30,980
There he is

9177
04:56:30,980 --> 04:56:33,140
They say OS 2 requires more

9178
04:56:33,140 --> 04:56:35,480
computer power than most users

9179
04:56:35,480 --> 04:56:35,880
have

9180
04:56:35,880 --> 04:56:37,270
And that Windows is the

9181
04:56:37,270 --> 04:56:38,870
platform of choice for the

9182
04:56:38,870 --> 04:56:40,440
typical 386 user

9183
04:56:40,440 --> 04:56:41,930
We think Windows is very well

9184
04:56:41,930 --> 04:56:42,880
designed for that

9185
04:56:42,880 --> 04:56:44,180
That's exactly our design point

9186
04:56:44,180 --> 04:56:45,530
Now there are other companies

9187
04:56:45,530 --> 04:56:46,180
on the market

9188
04:56:46,180 --> 04:56:49,240
From companies that make workstations

9189
04:56:49,240 --> 04:56:50,120
using Unix

9190
04:56:50,120 --> 04:56:51,800
All kinds of different things

9191
04:56:51,800 --> 04:56:53,340
IBM has a number of product

9192
04:56:53,340 --> 04:56:53,980
offerings

9193
04:56:53,980 --> 04:56:56,480
That are also trying to work in

9194
04:56:56,480 --> 04:56:58,880
the market and find a base of

9195
04:56:58,880 --> 04:56:59,840
customers

9196
04:56:59,840 --> 04:57:01,620
And we just think that for

9197
04:57:01,620 --> 04:57:03,170
other companies to be

9198
04:57:03,170 --> 04:57:04,080
successful

9199
04:57:04,080 --> 04:57:05,000
They're going to have to fit

9200
04:57:05,000 --> 04:57:05,760
the same kind of market

9201
04:57:05,760 --> 04:57:06,280
requirements

9202
04:57:06,280 --> 04:57:07,070
If they want to become a

9203
04:57:07,070 --> 04:57:08,080
standard operating system

9204
04:57:08,080 --> 04:57:10,100
There's a fella there that his

9205
04:57:10,100 --> 04:57:11,760
belt isn't on tight enough

9206
04:57:11,760 --> 04:57:12,880
The background

9207
04:57:12,880 --> 04:57:14,160
Yeah this guy

9208
04:57:14,160 --> 04:57:16,460
I'm just noticing this guy

9209
04:57:16,460 --> 04:57:17,740
I don't know why he stands out

9210
04:57:17,740 --> 04:57:19,740
He's got a big head

9211
04:57:19,740 --> 04:57:22,570
But then he pulls the trousers

9212
04:57:22,570 --> 04:57:22,820
up

9213
04:57:22,820 --> 04:57:24,220
And makes this face

9214
04:57:24,220 --> 04:57:26,180
I don't know why

9215
04:57:26,180 --> 04:57:33,820
I don't know why

9216
04:57:33,820 --> 04:57:37,160
But I'll just slow-mo that

9217
04:57:37,160 --> 04:57:38,580
So you can see what I'm talking

9218
04:57:38,580 --> 04:57:39,200
about there

9219
04:57:39,200 --> 04:57:40,840
He looks

9220
04:57:40,840 --> 04:57:41,900
He gives us a look

9221
04:57:41,900 --> 04:57:43,420
That's the disconcerting thing

9222
04:57:43,420 --> 04:57:43,940
Is that he's

9223
04:57:43,940 --> 04:57:45,520
He's eyeballing us

9224
04:57:45,520 --> 04:57:48,010
He knows that we're watching

9225
04:57:48,010 --> 04:57:48,360
him

9226
04:57:48,360 --> 04:57:50,560
And then he makes that face

9227
04:57:50,560 --> 04:57:51,700
And does that with his pants

9228
04:57:51,700 --> 04:57:52,660
Look what he's doing with his

9229
04:57:52,660 --> 04:57:52,980
pants here

9230
04:57:52,980 --> 04:57:53,640
Pulling him up

9231
04:57:53,640 --> 04:57:55,420
It's a fucking sign man

9232
04:57:55,420 --> 04:57:57,740
It's a real sign

9233
04:57:57,740 --> 04:58:01,340
And I'm going to play that

9234
04:58:01,340 --> 04:58:02,880
again for you

9235
04:58:02,880 --> 04:58:04,000
In full speed

9236
04:58:04,000 --> 04:58:05,340
Just so you understand

9237
04:58:05,340 --> 04:58:12,410
That are also trying to work in

9238
04:58:12,410 --> 04:58:13,040
the market

9239
04:58:13,040 --> 04:58:15,460
And find a base of customers

9240
04:58:15,460 --> 04:58:16,760
And we just think that

9241
04:58:16,760 --> 04:58:18,620
He's asserting dominance

9242
04:58:18,620 --> 04:58:20,200
Here he comes

9243
04:58:20,200 --> 04:58:21,300
Boom

9244
04:58:21,300 --> 04:58:25,980
Last day for Tom's Hot Dogs

9245
04:58:25,980 --> 04:58:27,720
Get them while you can

9246
04:58:27,720 --> 04:58:28,900
Yeah

9247
04:58:28,900 --> 04:58:29,780
Yeah

9248
04:58:29,780 --> 04:58:31,840
Today's the last day for Tom's

9249
04:58:31,840 --> 04:58:32,460
Hot Dogs

9250
04:58:32,460 --> 04:58:33,920
Thank you very much Seamus

9251
04:58:33,920 --> 04:58:36,160
Very very kind of you

9252
04:58:36,160 --> 04:58:37,720
I appreciate that

9253
04:58:37,720 --> 04:58:38,880
Seamus

9254
04:58:38,880 --> 04:58:40,000
And this guy is

9255
04:58:40,000 --> 04:58:41,720
Really going to town

9256
04:58:41,720 --> 04:58:43,020
With the bodily motions and

9257
04:58:43,020 --> 04:58:43,460
functions

9258
04:58:43,460 --> 04:58:44,620
In the background Seamus

9259
04:58:44,620 --> 04:58:45,940
What's he

9260
04:58:45,940 --> 04:58:47,240
He's not going to wipe spit

9261
04:58:47,240 --> 04:58:47,840
from his mouth

9262
04:58:47,840 --> 04:58:49,400
With his fucking hand is he

9263
04:58:49,400 --> 04:58:52,020
He is a real beast

9264
04:58:52,020 --> 04:58:53,220
He's using

9265
04:58:53,220 --> 04:58:54,620
Oh the nose got a rub

9266
04:58:54,620 --> 04:58:55,720
Even the schnoz

9267
04:58:55,720 --> 04:58:56,960
Look at his nose is moving

9268
04:58:56,960 --> 04:59:00,160
Crazy

9269
04:59:00,160 --> 04:59:02,270
Maybe there was something at

9270
04:59:02,270 --> 04:59:02,660
play

9271
04:59:02,660 --> 04:59:03,760
Maybe there was some

9272
04:59:03,760 --> 04:59:05,720
Stimulants or something

9273
04:59:05,720 --> 04:59:06,200
Because

9274
04:59:06,200 --> 04:59:07,960
There's a real

9275
04:59:07,960 --> 04:59:10,320
There's some funny stuff

9276
04:59:10,320 --> 04:59:11,400
Happening

9277
04:59:11,400 --> 04:59:12,760
And then

9278
04:59:12,760 --> 04:59:13,810
Have to fit the same kind of

9279
04:59:13,810 --> 04:59:14,640
market requirements

9280
04:59:14,640 --> 04:59:15,080
I don't know

9281
04:59:15,080 --> 04:59:16,280
Maybe it's just sweets and

9282
04:59:16,280 --> 04:59:16,640
coffee

9283
04:59:16,640 --> 04:59:18,420
And coffee kind of makes you

9284
04:59:18,420 --> 04:59:19,140
Sometimes

9285
04:59:19,140 --> 04:59:21,650
Might make you have a runny

9286
04:59:21,650 --> 04:59:22,600
nose afterwards

9287
04:59:22,600 --> 04:59:23,300
Like you know

9288
04:59:23,300 --> 04:59:25,000
You might need to go for a shit

9289
04:59:25,000 --> 04:59:27,620
Maybe he's just had a strong

9290
04:59:27,620 --> 04:59:28,720
Americano

9291
04:59:28,720 --> 04:59:29,880
Two shots

9292
04:59:29,880 --> 04:59:31,060
On a standard operating system

9293
04:59:31,060 --> 04:59:32,720
And he's got swamp ass

9294
04:59:32,720 --> 04:59:33,260
Or he's

9295
04:59:33,260 --> 04:59:34,700
He's got fucking snot

9296
04:59:34,700 --> 04:59:34,900
And

9297
04:59:34,900 --> 04:59:36,700
I don't

9298
04:59:36,700 --> 04:59:38,140
Just go on about it

9299
04:59:38,140 --> 04:59:40,980
I'm just saying it's not drugs

9300
04:59:40,980 --> 04:59:41,940
Some people are saying

9301
04:59:41,940 --> 04:59:42,860
It could be drugs

9302
04:59:42,860 --> 04:59:44,080
Two to four megabyte

9303
04:59:44,080 --> 04:59:44,860
386s

9304
04:59:44,860 --> 04:59:46,400
IBM had the advantage

9305
04:59:46,400 --> 04:59:46,860
Of being

9306
04:59:46,860 --> 04:59:47,960
Cyber mullet

9307
04:59:47,960 --> 04:59:48,620
And the unusual

9308
04:59:48,620 --> 04:59:51,140
A young fella

9309
04:59:51,140 --> 04:59:52,660
But he's got a very old

9310
04:59:52,660 --> 04:59:53,160
Kind of

9311
04:59:53,160 --> 04:59:53,940
Mullet

9312
04:59:53,940 --> 04:59:54,940
Mullet

9313
04:59:54,940 --> 04:59:55,220
King

9314
04:59:55,220 --> 04:59:55,880
Two to four megabyte

9315
04:59:55,880 --> 04:59:56,660
386s

9316
04:59:56,660 --> 04:59:58,160
IBM had the advantage

9317
04:59:58,160 --> 05:00:00,540
Of being in the unusual role

9318
05:00:00,540 --> 05:00:01,360
Of underdog

9319
05:00:01,360 --> 05:00:02,220
At this Comdex

9320
05:00:02,220 --> 05:00:04,320
And editor Stuart Alsop says

9321
05:00:04,320 --> 05:00:05,300
That has helped

9322
05:00:05,300 --> 05:00:06,340
Big Blue win

9323
05:00:06,340 --> 05:00:07,520
Helpware

9324
05:00:07,520 --> 05:00:09,130
Collection of services and

9325
05:00:09,130 --> 05:00:09,640
support

9326
05:00:09,640 --> 05:00:10,580
And some support

9327
05:00:10,580 --> 05:00:11,980
The battle has really been

9328
05:00:11,980 --> 05:00:12,900
I mean since I stopped being

9329
05:00:12,900 --> 05:00:13,220
friends

9330
05:00:13,220 --> 05:00:13,980
A couple years ago

9331
05:00:13,980 --> 05:00:14,940
The battle's really been

9332
05:00:14,940 --> 05:00:15,480
For

9333
05:00:15,480 --> 05:00:18,280
IBM to find a way to compete

9334
05:00:18,280 --> 05:00:19,120
In a marketplace

9335
05:00:19,120 --> 05:00:20,070
That it's never really

9336
05:00:20,070 --> 05:00:20,600
understood

9337
05:00:20,600 --> 05:00:21,840
That it's never taken to heart

9338
05:00:21,840 --> 05:00:22,740
And

9339
05:00:22,740 --> 05:00:24,730
So the struggle over the past

9340
05:00:24,730 --> 05:00:24,880
year

9341
05:00:24,880 --> 05:00:25,260
With OS2

9342
05:00:25,260 --> 05:00:26,940
I'm not gone on Alsop

9343
05:00:26,940 --> 05:00:28,660
He's just not

9344
05:00:28,660 --> 05:00:29,960
He's not fucking doing it

9345
05:00:29,960 --> 05:00:30,260
You know

9346
05:00:30,260 --> 05:00:31,920
How you test it

9347
05:00:31,920 --> 05:00:32,630
How you deal with your

9348
05:00:32,630 --> 05:00:33,020
customers

9349
05:00:33,020 --> 05:00:34,860
And so the remarkable thing

9350
05:00:34,860 --> 05:00:35,910
And probably the surprising

9351
05:00:35,910 --> 05:00:36,160
thing

9352
05:00:36,160 --> 05:00:37,320
At this particular show

9353
05:00:37,320 --> 05:00:39,100
Has been the customer reaction

9354
05:00:39,100 --> 05:00:40,060
To OS2

9355
05:00:40,060 --> 05:00:42,000
You run around

9356
05:00:42,000 --> 05:00:43,140
And you kind of overhear people

9357
05:00:43,140 --> 05:00:44,060
Watching the demos

9358
05:00:44,060 --> 05:00:45,460
And you can kind of get

9359
05:00:45,460 --> 05:00:46,340
An undercurrent of

9360
05:00:46,340 --> 05:00:47,680
Gee it looks like IBM

9361
05:00:47,680 --> 05:00:48,740
Is beginning to understand

9362
05:00:48,740 --> 05:00:49,240
What it's doing

9363
05:00:49,240 --> 05:00:50,940
IBM tried to get users

9364
05:00:50,940 --> 05:00:52,580
To fall in love with OS2

9365
05:00:52,580 --> 05:00:53,660
By setting up a free

9366
05:00:53,660 --> 05:00:54,940
Test drive center

9367
05:00:54,940 --> 05:00:55,580
At Comdex

9368
05:00:55,580 --> 05:00:56,720
Where you could sit down

9369
05:00:56,720 --> 05:00:58,580
And play with OS2 version 2

9370
05:00:58,580 --> 05:01:00,000
Generally the comments

9371
05:01:00,000 --> 05:01:00,640
Were favorable

9372
05:01:00,640 --> 05:01:02,340
If you had enough computing

9373
05:01:02,340 --> 05:01:02,560
power

9374
05:01:02,560 --> 05:01:04,080
To support OS2

9375
05:01:04,080 --> 05:01:06,720
Microsoft almost upstaged

9376
05:01:06,720 --> 05:01:08,100
Its own product introduction

9377
05:01:08,100 --> 05:01:09,820
By offering sneak previews

9378
05:01:09,820 --> 05:01:11,140
Of the next generation of

9379
05:01:11,140 --> 05:01:11,620
Windows

9380
05:01:11,620 --> 05:01:13,240
Windows 3.2

9381
05:01:13,240 --> 05:01:15,060
Also known as Windows NT

9382
05:01:15,060 --> 05:01:16,460
For new technology

9383
05:01:16,460 --> 05:01:17,900
The soon to be released

9384
05:01:17,900 --> 05:01:19,120
Windows upgrade support

9385
05:01:19,120 --> 05:01:20,460
Lovely little train set there

9386
05:01:20,460 --> 05:01:21,320
Next to the computer

9387
05:01:21,320 --> 05:01:22,700
Full 32-bit computing

9388
05:01:22,700 --> 05:01:24,800
As does IBM's current version

9389
05:01:24,800 --> 05:01:25,760
Of OS2

9390
05:01:25,760 --> 05:01:27,440
In fact several developers

9391
05:01:27,440 --> 05:01:28,200
Were demonstrating

9392
05:01:28,200 --> 05:01:29,940
Their Windows NT applications

9393
05:01:29,940 --> 05:01:31,100
At the same time

9394
05:01:31,100 --> 05:01:33,240
Microsoft was pushing 3.1

9395
05:01:33,240 --> 05:01:35,280
There were several innovative

9396
05:01:35,280 --> 05:01:36,120
New products here

9397
05:01:36,120 --> 05:01:37,350
Designed specifically for

9398
05:01:37,350 --> 05:01:37,960
Windows

9399
05:01:37,960 --> 05:01:39,220
Among them two new

9400
05:01:39,220 --> 05:01:40,020
Software packages

9401
05:01:40,020 --> 05:01:41,560
That let you run your PC

9402
05:01:41,560 --> 05:01:42,340
Under Windows

9403
05:01:42,340 --> 05:01:43,180
By using a

9404
05:01:43,180 --> 05:01:44,220
Among them two new

9405
05:01:44,220 --> 05:01:44,960
There were two

9406
05:01:44,960 --> 05:01:47,080
Microsoft women

9407
05:01:47,080 --> 05:01:48,620
Walking in unison

9408
05:01:48,620 --> 05:01:50,480
It looked good

9409
05:01:50,480 --> 05:01:52,300
Just in the background here

9410
05:01:52,300 --> 05:01:53,640
They came around the corner

9411
05:01:53,640 --> 05:01:56,220
You'd have to really

9412
05:01:56,220 --> 05:01:57,480
Have a bigger screen

9413
05:01:57,480 --> 05:01:58,180
To see this

9414
05:01:58,180 --> 05:01:59,340
I'm looking at this

9415
05:01:59,340 --> 05:02:00,880
On my computer monitor here

9416
05:02:00,880 --> 05:02:03,040
There were several innovative

9417
05:02:03,040 --> 05:02:03,880
New products here

9418
05:02:03,880 --> 05:02:05,300
Designed specifically for

9419
05:02:05,300 --> 05:02:05,760
Windows

9420
05:02:05,760 --> 05:02:07,340
Among them two new software

9421
05:02:07,340 --> 05:02:08,360
It's almost like they're

9422
05:02:08,360 --> 05:02:08,660
walking

9423
05:02:08,660 --> 05:02:09,300
In the same

9424
05:02:09,300 --> 05:02:11,200
Both legs at the same time

9425
05:02:11,200 --> 05:02:12,660
Going right and left

9426
05:02:12,660 --> 05:02:13,480
And right and left

9427
05:02:13,480 --> 05:02:15,040
Designed specifically for

9428
05:02:15,040 --> 05:02:15,540
Windows

9429
05:02:15,540 --> 05:02:17,210
Among them two new software

9430
05:02:17,210 --> 05:02:17,580
packages

9431
05:02:17,580 --> 05:02:19,100
That let you run your PC

9432
05:02:19,100 --> 05:02:19,860
Under Windows

9433
05:02:19,860 --> 05:02:21,480
By using a fax machine

9434
05:02:21,480 --> 05:02:22,980
Another fucking mullet as well

9435
05:02:22,980 --> 05:02:23,660
1992

9436
05:02:23,660 --> 05:02:25,700
Still the year the mullet

9437
05:02:25,700 --> 05:02:27,160
Refused to die

9438
05:02:27,160 --> 05:02:28,980
We've got another one

9439
05:02:28,980 --> 05:02:30,220
Just over there

9440
05:02:30,220 --> 05:02:33,520
Packages that let you run your

9441
05:02:33,520 --> 05:02:33,780
PC

9442
05:02:33,780 --> 05:02:34,560
Under Windows

9443
05:02:34,560 --> 05:02:36,180
By using a fax machine

9444
05:02:36,180 --> 05:02:37,340
As an input device

9445
05:02:37,340 --> 05:02:39,660
Xerox demonstrated paperworks

9446
05:02:39,660 --> 05:02:40,980
A program that lets you

9447
05:02:40,980 --> 05:02:41,980
Another one

9448
05:02:41,980 --> 05:02:44,000
Another one

9449
05:02:44,000 --> 05:02:45,340
And the beard as well

9450
05:02:45,340 --> 05:02:47,820
Refusing to die off

9451
05:02:47,820 --> 05:02:49,120
Designed sheets of paper

9452
05:02:49,120 --> 05:02:50,580
With special hash marks

9453
05:02:50,580 --> 05:02:51,830
That can be read by a fax

9454
05:02:51,830 --> 05:02:52,380
machine

9455
05:02:52,380 --> 05:02:52,600
Hash marks

9456
05:02:52,600 --> 05:02:54,220
And understood by your computer

9457
05:02:54,220 --> 05:02:56,340
Paperworks forms can be slipped

9458
05:02:56,340 --> 05:02:57,520
Into any fax machine

9459
05:02:57,520 --> 05:02:58,100
Anywhere

9460
05:02:58,100 --> 05:02:59,860
And they can instruct your PC

9461
05:02:59,860 --> 05:03:01,800
To store, send or retrieve

9462
05:03:01,800 --> 05:03:03,440
Any data that's on your hard

9463
05:03:03,440 --> 05:03:03,780
drive

9464
05:03:03,780 --> 05:03:06,380
Cardiff software introduced

9465
05:03:06,380 --> 05:03:08,080
A slightly different fax input

9466
05:03:08,080 --> 05:03:08,480
system

9467
05:03:08,480 --> 05:03:08,940
Cardiff

9468
05:03:08,940 --> 05:03:09,740
Called Teleform

9469
05:03:09,740 --> 05:03:11,440
What the Cardiff system lets

9470
05:03:11,440 --> 05:03:11,800
you do

9471
05:03:11,800 --> 05:03:13,340
Is enter data through a fax

9472
05:03:13,340 --> 05:03:13,840
machine

9473
05:03:13,840 --> 05:03:15,400
Into a computer database

9474
05:03:15,400 --> 05:03:17,100
And the software automatically

9475
05:03:17,100 --> 05:03:17,440
turns

9476
05:03:17,440 --> 05:03:19,010
The graphic images of the fax

9477
05:03:19,010 --> 05:03:19,440
machine

9478
05:03:19,440 --> 05:03:21,140
Into real data files

9479
05:03:21,140 --> 05:03:22,660
Which can then be manipulated

9480
05:03:22,660 --> 05:03:24,660
In a database software program

9481
05:03:24,660 --> 05:03:26,530
In addition to new Windows

9482
05:03:26,530 --> 05:03:27,580
applications

9483
05:03:27,580 --> 05:03:28,930
There were also new software

9484
05:03:28,930 --> 05:03:29,420
products

9485
05:03:29,420 --> 05:03:31,340
Aimed at helping Windows users

9486
05:03:31,340 --> 05:03:32,260
Nice carpet

9487
05:03:32,260 --> 05:03:34,920
At that event there

9488
05:03:34,920 --> 05:03:36,260
I'm surprised that they had

9489
05:03:36,260 --> 05:03:37,080
Such a plush

9490
05:03:37,080 --> 05:03:38,980
Carpet like that

9491
05:03:38,980 --> 05:03:40,620
With people coming in off the

9492
05:03:40,620 --> 05:03:40,900
street

9493
05:03:40,900 --> 05:03:42,240
Just walking muck

9494
05:03:42,240 --> 05:03:43,560
And fucking dust

9495
05:03:43,560 --> 05:03:44,860
Over it, you know

9496
05:03:44,860 --> 05:03:47,000
Ziff's on-site support database

9497
05:03:47,000 --> 05:03:48,460
Is a CD-ROM

9498
05:03:48,460 --> 05:03:49,430
With technical support

9499
05:03:49,430 --> 05:03:49,980
information

9500
05:03:49,980 --> 05:03:51,720
On Windows, DOS

9501
05:03:51,720 --> 05:03:52,920
And a long list of PC

9502
05:03:52,920 --> 05:03:53,680
applications

9503
05:03:53,680 --> 05:03:55,360
It's updated monthly for

9504
05:03:55,360 --> 05:03:56,100
subscribers

9505
05:03:56,100 --> 05:03:57,700
It includes technical notes

9506
05:03:57,700 --> 05:03:58,900
By software publishers

9507
05:03:58,900 --> 05:04:00,380
An annual subscription

9508
05:04:00,380 --> 05:04:01,900
Is about $1,300

9509
05:04:01,900 --> 05:04:04,640
Kia Cera got lots of attention

9510
05:04:04,640 --> 05:04:06,400
With its new Ecosys printer

9511
05:04:06,400 --> 05:04:07,520
For the environmentally

9512
05:04:07,520 --> 05:04:08,020
conscious

9513
05:04:08,020 --> 05:04:09,260
The toner powder

9514
05:04:09,260 --> 05:04:10,830
Is dropped in by a non-polluting

9515
05:04:10,830 --> 05:04:11,360
cartridge

9516
05:04:11,360 --> 05:04:13,240
That fits over the toner bin

9517
05:04:13,240 --> 05:04:14,700
And the cartridge itself

9518
05:04:14,700 --> 05:04:15,440
Toner bin

9519
05:04:15,440 --> 05:04:16,520
Buried or incinerated

9520
05:04:16,520 --> 05:04:18,260
Without causing any pollution

9521
05:04:18,260 --> 05:04:20,480
Buried or incinerated

9522
05:04:20,480 --> 05:04:21,380
In addition to its

9523
05:04:21,380 --> 05:04:22,540
environmental appeal

9524
05:04:22,540 --> 05:04:24,440
The new Kia Cera laser printer

9525
05:04:24,440 --> 05:04:25,780
Also saves you money

9526
05:04:25,780 --> 05:04:27,040
Kia Cera says

9527
05:04:27,040 --> 05:04:29,180
Buried at a fucking landfill

9528
05:04:29,180 --> 05:04:32,040
Land of the giants

9529
05:04:32,040 --> 05:04:40,220
The Shining

9530
05:04:40,220 --> 05:04:44,520
It's like he's about to

9531
05:04:44,520 --> 05:04:45,140
Fuck her up

9532
05:04:45,140 --> 05:04:46,100
To blow us a case

9533
05:04:46,100 --> 05:04:49,760
Fuck her up, buttercup

9534
05:04:49,760 --> 05:05:06,180
Today is the last day

9535
05:05:06,180 --> 05:05:07,580
Ergonomics was the big

9536
05:05:07,580 --> 05:05:08,700
For ergonomics

9537
05:05:08,700 --> 05:05:10,160
Get them while you can

9538
05:05:10,160 --> 05:05:12,460
Yeah

9539
05:05:12,460 --> 05:05:15,000
Sidebar story at Comdex

9540
05:05:15,000 --> 05:05:16,120
American Optical

9541
05:05:16,120 --> 05:05:17,500
Showed off its true vision

9542
05:05:17,500 --> 05:05:18,960
Technica eyeglasses

9543
05:05:18,960 --> 05:05:19,540
Otherwise

9544
05:05:19,540 --> 05:05:20,060
Keyboard

9545
05:05:20,060 --> 05:05:21,400
Technical eyeglasses

9546
05:05:21,400 --> 05:05:22,820
Keyboard too high

9547
05:05:22,820 --> 05:05:24,660
Much too high

9548
05:05:24,660 --> 05:05:28,320
He's gonna put on a pair

9549
05:05:28,320 --> 05:05:29,600
Of fucking techno specs

9550
05:05:29,600 --> 05:05:30,340
Now in a moment

9551
05:05:30,340 --> 05:05:31,500
But this keyboard

9552
05:05:31,500 --> 05:05:33,800
Is comically

9553
05:05:33,800 --> 05:05:34,980
Too high

9554
05:05:34,980 --> 05:05:36,300
For this gentleman here

9555
05:05:36,300 --> 05:05:37,620
It's not a fucking desk

9556
05:05:37,620 --> 05:05:38,880
That you'd use a computer on

9557
05:05:38,880 --> 05:05:40,040
It's true vision

9558
05:05:40,040 --> 05:05:41,500
Technica eyeglasses

9559
05:05:41,500 --> 05:05:42,600
Otherwise known

9560
05:05:42,600 --> 05:05:43,860
As the computer glasses

9561
05:05:43,860 --> 05:05:44,720
Computer glasses

9562
05:05:44,720 --> 05:05:45,600
Are designed to allow

9563
05:05:45,600 --> 05:05:46,680
Exact same

9564
05:05:46,680 --> 05:05:47,840
What's this

9565
05:05:47,840 --> 05:05:48,520
The whole fucking

9566
05:05:48,520 --> 05:05:49,800
They don't let blue light in

9567
05:05:49,800 --> 05:05:50,140
Is it

9568
05:05:50,140 --> 05:05:51,760
Users who wear bifocals

9569
05:05:51,760 --> 05:05:53,660
To easily focus on the computer

9570
05:05:53,660 --> 05:05:54,140
screen

9571
05:05:54,140 --> 05:05:54,640
And

9572
05:05:54,640 --> 05:05:56,760
Dr. Schultz

9573
05:05:56,760 --> 05:05:59,240
And Dr. Schultz

9574
05:05:59,240 --> 05:06:06,740
On your papers

9575
05:06:06,740 --> 05:06:07,980
Without having to peer

9576
05:06:07,980 --> 05:06:08,720
Over frames

9577
05:06:08,720 --> 05:06:09,900
Or bifocal lines

9578
05:06:09,900 --> 05:06:11,000
Finally

9579
05:06:11,000 --> 05:06:11,720
If you're worried

9580
05:06:11,720 --> 05:06:12,740
About a bad back

9581
05:06:12,740 --> 05:06:13,760
Or carpal tunnel

9582
05:06:13,760 --> 05:06:14,600
Oh yeah I can't wait

9583
05:06:14,600 --> 05:06:15,140
To see this

9584
05:06:15,140 --> 05:06:18,400
I hope it's a monstrosity piece

9585
05:06:18,400 --> 05:06:20,020
Of lumbar

9586
05:06:20,020 --> 05:06:23,820
What would there be

9587
05:06:23,820 --> 05:06:25,040
Ridiculousness

9588
05:06:25,040 --> 05:06:26,760
No

9589
05:06:26,760 --> 05:06:30,880
It's just a fucking chair

9590
05:06:30,880 --> 05:06:31,640
That leans back

9591
05:06:31,640 --> 05:06:33,320
More impressive

9592
05:06:33,320 --> 05:06:35,300
Is this fella's hairdo

9593
05:06:35,300 --> 05:06:36,700
And he's got one of those

9594
05:06:36,700 --> 05:06:37,340
Rheum

9595
05:06:37,340 --> 05:06:37,700
Was it

9596
05:06:37,700 --> 05:06:39,300
Rheumatoid

9597
05:06:39,300 --> 05:06:39,900
Or fucking

9598
05:06:39,900 --> 05:06:40,940
Rheumatitis

9599
05:06:40,940 --> 05:06:41,760
Or whatever those

9600
05:06:41,760 --> 05:06:42,520
Copper bracelets

9601
05:06:42,520 --> 05:06:43,380
Do

9602
05:06:43,380 --> 05:06:45,360
He looks a little bit

9603
05:06:45,360 --> 05:06:47,940
What does he look like there

9604
05:06:47,940 --> 05:06:53,280
He's doing pretend type

9605
05:06:53,280 --> 05:06:54,120
When he looks at us

9606
05:06:54,120 --> 05:06:56,660
What's this guy showing

9607
05:06:56,660 --> 05:06:57,480
On the fucking thing

9608
05:06:57,480 --> 05:06:57,760
Is there

9609
05:06:57,760 --> 05:06:59,000
There's too much going on

9610
05:06:59,000 --> 05:07:00,240
From too much time

9611
05:07:00,240 --> 05:07:00,860
As a computer

9612
05:07:00,860 --> 05:07:02,380
Forminko showed off

9613
05:07:02,380 --> 05:07:03,780
This ergonomically designed

9614
05:07:03,780 --> 05:07:05,000
Leather computer chair

9615
05:07:05,000 --> 05:07:06,620
The chair and desk

9616
05:07:06,620 --> 05:07:07,820
Are designed to help you

9617
05:07:07,820 --> 05:07:08,740
Avoid repetitive

9618
05:07:08,740 --> 05:07:10,000
Strain injuries

9619
05:07:10,000 --> 05:07:10,920
Keep you productive

9620
05:07:10,920 --> 05:07:12,620
And keep you coming back

9621
05:07:12,620 --> 05:07:14,360
For more hardware and software

9622
05:07:14,360 --> 05:07:16,960
Roaming the aisles at Comdex

9623
05:07:16,960 --> 05:07:17,840
Is in some ways

9624
05:07:17,840 --> 05:07:19,400
Like venturing into a high-tech

9625
05:07:19,400 --> 05:07:20,580
Alice in Wonderland

9626
05:07:20,580 --> 05:07:22,170
Where this wonderful computer

9627
05:07:22,170 --> 05:07:22,620
industry

9628
05:07:22,620 --> 05:07:24,430
Has somehow managed to convince

9629
05:07:24,430 --> 05:07:24,580
us

9630
05:07:24,580 --> 05:07:26,240
That obsolescence is a feature

9631
05:07:26,240 --> 05:07:27,820
For it seems the theme

9632
05:07:27,820 --> 05:07:29,040
At every new Comdex

9633
05:07:29,040 --> 05:07:29,880
It's a

9634
05:07:29,880 --> 05:07:30,880
Yeah

9635
05:07:30,880 --> 05:07:31,880
It's exactly

9636
05:07:31,880 --> 05:07:33,770
He's just hit the nail on the

9637
05:07:33,770 --> 05:07:33,980
head

9638
05:07:33,980 --> 05:07:34,580
There's still

9639
05:07:34,580 --> 05:07:39,540
Roaming the aisles at Comdex

9640
05:07:39,540 --> 05:07:40,860
Yeah, exactly, Steve.

9641
05:07:40,860 --> 05:07:42,240
In the auto industry

9642
05:07:42,240 --> 05:07:42,740
In the auto industry

9643
05:07:42,740 --> 05:07:43,610
It's called an upgrade, and we

9644
05:07:43,610 --> 05:07:44,620
pay to fix it.

9645
05:07:44,620 --> 05:07:44,900
Exactly, Steve.

9646
05:07:44,900 --> 05:07:46,210
At Spring Comdex in Chicago, I'm

9647
05:07:46,210 --> 05:07:47,600
Stuart Chiffey for the Computer

9648
05:07:47,600 --> 05:07:48,280
Chronicles.

9649
05:07:48,280 --> 05:07:49,680
We fucking crystallized it all,

9650
05:07:49,680 --> 05:07:50,930
and it's still going on to this

9651
05:07:50,930 --> 05:07:52,290
day. Nothing's changed. We

9652
05:07:52,290 --> 05:07:53,600
haven't learned anything.

9653
05:07:53,600 --> 05:07:56,830
The writing was on the wall,

9654
05:07:56,830 --> 05:07:59,310
and Stu knew it. And we know it

9655
05:07:59,310 --> 05:07:59,920
because of Stu.

9656
05:07:59,920 --> 05:08:01,530
Total recall. In the random

9657
05:08:01,530 --> 05:08:03,220
access file this week, this is

9658
05:08:03,220 --> 05:08:04,830
a special summer edition with

9659
05:08:04,830 --> 05:08:06,240
the focus on software.

9660
05:08:06,240 --> 05:08:07,460
Here are last week's best-selling

9661
05:08:07,460 --> 05:08:08,400
software titles for the Mac,

9662
05:08:08,400 --> 05:08:09,560
according to Mac Connection.

9663
05:08:09,560 --> 05:08:14,880
After Darkman. Did it say that?

9664
05:08:14,880 --> 05:08:22,780
After Darkman. Did it ever

9665
05:08:22,780 --> 05:08:32,340
fucking leave the charts? Every

9666
05:08:32,340 --> 05:08:40,910
time we watch this, After Dark

9667
05:08:40,910 --> 05:08:44,280
is there.

9668
05:08:44,280 --> 05:08:45,500
There must have been more

9669
05:08:45,500 --> 05:08:46,660
software that people were

9670
05:08:46,660 --> 05:08:47,830
buying for their fucking

9671
05:08:47,830 --> 05:08:49,040
computers than that.

9672
05:08:49,040 --> 05:08:49,880
Number one spot.

9673
05:08:50,060 --> 05:08:51,540
And then in fifth place, more

9674
05:08:51,540 --> 05:08:53,040
After Dark bundle. It's like

9675
05:08:53,040 --> 05:08:55,220
something you'd see in The Simpsons.

9676
05:08:55,700 --> 05:08:56,600
And rounding out the top ten

9677
05:08:56,600 --> 05:08:58,040
are Intuit's Quicken for the

9678
05:08:58,040 --> 05:08:59,840
Mac and Microsoft's Word 5.0

9679
05:08:59,840 --> 05:09:00,920
version upgrade.

9680
05:09:01,400 --> 05:09:02,450
Next up, Paul Schindler and our

9681
05:09:02,450 --> 05:09:03,840
summer software review.

9682
05:09:03,860 --> 05:09:05,880
Schindler is locked in the

9683
05:09:05,880 --> 05:09:07,870
chamber and ready to go. It's

9684
05:09:07,870 --> 05:09:09,280
primed. It's cocked.

9685
05:09:10,880 --> 05:09:13,470
But it looks like a fucking

9686
05:09:13,470 --> 05:09:16,240
disc that is a jellyfish.

9687
05:09:17,240 --> 05:09:17,630
I wonder, is that what they

9688
05:09:17,630 --> 05:09:19,100
were going for with that?

9689
05:09:20,320 --> 05:09:21,880
But After Dark...

9690
05:09:21,880 --> 05:09:24,650
And tonight, After Dark. More

9691
05:09:24,650 --> 05:09:26,300
After Dark.

9692
05:09:26,440 --> 05:09:30,360
Beautiful stuff.

9693
05:09:30,840 --> 05:09:32,680
Even before you get into the

9694
05:09:32,680 --> 05:09:34,930
fucking meat and potatoes of it,

9695
05:09:34,930 --> 05:09:36,620
Schindler is giving.

9696
05:09:37,760 --> 05:09:39,110
Like, he knows the audience. He

9697
05:09:39,110 --> 05:09:41,600
knows what the audience wants.

9698
05:09:42,240 --> 05:09:43,370
So he gives you something to

9699
05:09:43,370 --> 05:09:45,050
fucking hang your hat on and

9700
05:09:45,050 --> 05:09:46,100
your coat on.

9701
05:09:46,520 --> 05:09:47,920
He's effectively telling you to

9702
05:09:47,920 --> 05:09:49,580
sit down. He's bringing out his

9703
05:09:49,580 --> 05:09:50,200
best wine.

9704
05:09:50,320 --> 05:09:50,960
He's making you feel

9705
05:09:50,960 --> 05:09:51,620
comfortable.

9706
05:09:52,200 --> 05:09:54,740
Unlike many other VT links to VTs

9707
05:09:54,740 --> 05:09:56,960
and fucking presenters, he

9708
05:09:56,960 --> 05:09:59,700
knows what the audience wants.

9709
05:09:59,780 --> 05:10:00,320
It's Schindler!

9710
05:10:00,560 --> 05:10:02,670
Even with a map, I get lost.

9711
05:10:02,670 --> 05:10:04,350
Windows makes it easier to get

9712
05:10:04,350 --> 05:10:05,890
lost on a PC, and Rooms for

9713
05:10:05,890 --> 05:10:07,980
Windows helps you find your way.

9714
05:10:08,500 --> 05:10:09,700
Your desktop becomes a series

9715
05:10:09,700 --> 05:10:11,590
of rooms, each organized around

9716
05:10:11,590 --> 05:10:12,220
a task.

9717
05:10:12,620 --> 05:10:13,930
All rooms share the contents of

9718
05:10:13,930 --> 05:10:15,120
the overlay room.

9719
05:10:15,500 --> 05:10:16,300
If we enter a room, we can

9720
05:10:16,300 --> 05:10:17,790
quickly see what applications

9721
05:10:17,790 --> 05:10:18,960
are available here.

9722
05:10:19,380 --> 05:10:20,390
Rooms opens programs at the

9723
05:10:20,390 --> 05:10:21,890
same size and location every

9724
05:10:21,890 --> 05:10:23,740
time, unlike Windows itself.

9725
05:10:24,100 --> 05:10:25,310
You can always get back to the

9726
05:10:25,310 --> 05:10:26,570
room you came from by using the

9727
05:10:26,570 --> 05:10:27,240
back door.

9728
05:10:27,540 --> 05:10:28,740
Notice the little man waving.

9729
05:10:29,440 --> 05:10:30,010
You always know where your

9730
05:10:30,010 --> 05:10:31,570
applications are with Rooms for

9731
05:10:31,570 --> 05:10:32,240
Windows.

9732
05:10:32,460 --> 05:10:33,760
A mere $50 from Xerox in

9733
05:10:33,760 --> 05:10:35,260
Rochester, New York.

9734
05:10:35,580 --> 05:10:36,840
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

9735
05:10:36,840 --> 05:10:37,660
Paul Schindler.

9736
05:10:37,680 --> 05:10:38,860
It just looks like something

9737
05:10:38,860 --> 05:10:40,090
that we take for granted and

9738
05:10:40,090 --> 05:10:40,820
have nowadays.

9739
05:10:40,940 --> 05:10:41,870
That's an interesting freeze

9740
05:10:41,870 --> 05:10:42,240
frame.

9741
05:10:42,400 --> 05:10:45,040
Rooms. I wonder, did then just

9742
05:10:45,040 --> 05:10:47,770
OSs and, like, Windows and a

9743
05:10:47,770 --> 05:10:50,620
Mac just have that built in?

9744
05:10:50,620 --> 05:10:52,120
That capability was built into

9745
05:10:52,120 --> 05:10:53,040
their package.

9746
05:10:53,920 --> 05:10:56,540
Rooms. Just rooms.

9747
05:10:58,600 --> 05:10:59,200
Playroom.

9748
05:10:59,260 --> 05:11:00,570
For Windows helps you find your

9749
05:11:00,570 --> 05:11:00,920
way.

9750
05:11:01,500 --> 05:11:02,620
Your desktop becomes a series

9751
05:11:02,620 --> 05:11:04,520
of rooms, each organized around

9752
05:11:04,520 --> 05:11:05,140
a task.

9753
05:11:05,540 --> 05:11:06,860
All rooms share the contents of

9754
05:11:06,860 --> 05:11:08,060
the overlay room.

9755
05:11:08,520 --> 05:11:09,230
If we enter a room, we can

9756
05:11:09,230 --> 05:11:10,710
quickly see what applications

9757
05:11:10,710 --> 05:11:11,880
are available here.

9758
05:11:12,320 --> 05:11:13,310
Rooms opens programs at the

9759
05:11:13,310 --> 05:11:14,810
same size and location every

9760
05:11:14,810 --> 05:11:16,660
time, unlike Windows itself.

9761
05:11:16,840 --> 05:11:18,020
You can always get back to the

9762
05:11:18,020 --> 05:11:19,450
room you came from by using the

9763
05:11:19,450 --> 05:11:20,160
back door.

9764
05:11:20,460 --> 05:11:21,680
Notice the little man waving.

9765
05:11:22,300 --> 05:11:22,950
You always know where your

9766
05:11:22,950 --> 05:11:24,500
applications are with Rooms for

9767
05:11:24,500 --> 05:11:25,160
Windows.

9768
05:11:25,380 --> 05:11:26,680
A mere $50 from Xerox in

9769
05:11:26,680 --> 05:11:28,200
Rochester, New York.

9770
05:11:28,440 --> 05:11:29,760
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

9771
05:11:29,760 --> 05:11:30,660
Paul Schindler.

9772
05:11:31,760 --> 05:11:35,520
And Xerox were doing crazy

9773
05:11:35,520 --> 05:11:36,360
stuff.

9774
05:11:36,760 --> 05:11:38,590
When Jobs was making Mac and

9775
05:11:38,590 --> 05:11:41,670
doing all that Mac business, he

9776
05:11:41,670 --> 05:11:44,630
was shocked by what Xerox were

9777
05:11:44,630 --> 05:11:45,520
doing.

9778
05:11:45,520 --> 05:11:46,860
How far ahead they were.

9779
05:11:46,940 --> 05:11:48,610
And he took some of their ideas

9780
05:11:48,610 --> 05:11:50,590
and implemented a graphical

9781
05:11:50,590 --> 05:11:51,860
user interface to his own

9782
05:11:51,860 --> 05:11:52,640
computer.

9783
05:11:52,640 --> 05:11:52,960
Computer Chronicles.

9784
05:11:52,960 --> 05:11:54,200
I'm Janelle Stelzen.

9785
05:11:55,980 --> 05:11:56,290
Computer Chronicles has been

9786
05:11:56,290 --> 05:11:58,090
made possible in part by PC

9787
05:11:58,090 --> 05:12:00,620
Connection and Mac Connection.

9788
05:12:01,000 --> 05:12:01,930
Mail order software and

9789
05:12:01,930 --> 05:12:03,690
hardware peripherals for the PC

9790
05:12:03,690 --> 05:12:04,940
and the Macintosh.

9791
05:12:05,480 --> 05:12:06,700
And the Software Publishers

9792
05:12:06,700 --> 05:12:07,780
Association.

9793
05:12:08,280 --> 05:12:09,220
Providers of educational

9794
05:12:09,220 --> 05:12:10,540
materials to help manage

9795
05:12:10,540 --> 05:12:11,280
software.

9796
05:12:11,340 --> 05:12:12,200
That was Comedex.

9797
05:12:12,220 --> 05:12:13,140
Don't copy that floppy.

9798
05:12:13,760 --> 05:12:14,560
1992.

9799
05:12:15,220 --> 05:12:16,180
Video cassette copies of this

9800
05:12:16,180 --> 05:12:17,660
program are available.

9801
05:12:18,080 --> 05:12:18,930
Computer Chronicles also

9802
05:12:18,930 --> 05:12:20,000
publishes a companion

9803
05:12:20,000 --> 05:12:21,570
newsletter containing details

9804
05:12:21,570 --> 05:12:22,940
on products demonstrated,

9805
05:12:23,320 --> 05:12:24,510
plus background information on

9806
05:12:24,510 --> 05:12:25,480
program topics.

9807
05:12:25,480 --> 05:12:26,920
To order a video cassette or a

9808
05:12:26,920 --> 05:12:28,700
subscription to the newsletter,

9809
05:12:28,700 --> 05:12:32,640
call 1-800-366-9484 or write

9810
05:12:32,640 --> 05:12:34,400
Computer Chronicles.

9811
05:12:34,860 --> 05:12:36,170
Please specify program subject

9812
05:12:36,170 --> 05:12:36,900
for tapes.

9813
05:12:37,400 --> 05:12:38,380
All orders include a free

9814
05:12:38,380 --> 05:12:40,220
software program for auditing

9815
05:12:40,220 --> 05:12:41,260
software use.

9816
05:12:43,520 --> 05:12:44,320
Yes!

9817
05:12:44,320 --> 05:12:44,400
Yes!

9818
05:12:45,060 --> 05:12:45,720
Come on!

9819
05:12:46,800 --> 05:12:47,980
Computer Chronicles!

9820
05:12:52,180 --> 05:12:53,480
Lovely stuff!

9821
05:12:55,000 --> 05:12:55,940
That's the stuff!

9822
05:12:58,360 --> 05:12:59,660
There we go!

9823
05:13:02,540 --> 05:13:03,140
Woo!

9824
05:13:04,600 --> 05:13:05,760
Good night.

9825
05:13:05,760 --> 05:13:07,820
you

9826
05:13:07,820 --> 05:13:08,880
Thank you.