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What was that?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Scooby-Doo-boo.

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Thank you.

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*music*

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*music*

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Jesse Jackson ladies and

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gentlemen Jesse Jackson.

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Right Honourable Reverend Jesse

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Jackson.

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The caber, the caber explain.

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Explain the paid.

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Ham Spree.

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Thank you very much Ham Spree.

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Bit too loud. It is. What can

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you do?

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What can you do? What can you

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do?

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*music*

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*music*

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This goes out to all my stews

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that was down from day one.

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And then flick it. And then

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flick it.

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*music*

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And then flick it.

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Did someone just drop a bomb?

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Turn that off.

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And what a horrible segue from

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lovely lovely jazz into just a

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man panting in a shitty room

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dimly lit with a lead pipe, a

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steel pipe, corpses on the wall.

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And dissonance.

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Absolute dissonance.

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Piano chords, of course.

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Pure cognitive pain.

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Confusion.

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We said it before and I said I'm

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going in and out of focus. I

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don't know how.

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I said it before and I said it

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again.

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Those Japanese lads.

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Knew what they were doing.

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That's the scary thing.

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Barney Teabag.

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Thank you very much.

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I went back. I went and got the

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shotgun there cause I had a

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little luck and I didn't pick

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up the shotgun.

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Do I have it now?

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I do.

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But I'm on my arse.

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I need to health up and I've

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only got one health package.

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No more health drinks.

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Uh, interestingly enough, 200

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bullets.

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I'm just gonna get to work on

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these, uh, these fuckers that

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have been snacking on me.

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the game will go nice and

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smoothly, you know.

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I've been conserving the

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ammunition.

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We have a key that we got

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yesterday after the rubber ball

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incident with the key in the

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drainpipe.

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That's a 2NW.

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Don't know what that means.

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But it's a classroom key.

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we did go in yesterday evening.

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Thank you very much for joining

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us, by the way, on another

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edition of this absolute

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depressing fucking game.

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But I mean, it is a- it's a

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game nonetheless that I've

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never once completed-

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I can't remember completing it

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and if I did, it'd be memory

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hold.

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So I'd like to just get it done

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and then actually say to myself,

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yes, I did play that game.

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remake of it which will be out

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next year or the year after so

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it's- it'd be nice to have that,

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you know, in the back catalogue.

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To be able to compare and

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contrast.

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Thank you very much there, Dara,

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Darmody and Conrad.

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*makes a little bit of a joke*

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Dara, did- did you see the

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Ireland game, Francis?

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I didn't. I didn't even know

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they were playing.

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I actually- I haven't- I didn't

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even- I'm not aware of any of

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this.

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If you see the uncle, says Conrad,

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tell him I watched the film

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recommendation War of the

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Worlds with the Ice Cube.

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Absolutely fantastic. Never

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seen anything like it.

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Masterpiece.

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Joyce will be weeping. Weeping

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tears of joy.

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I'm not sure- I think maybe

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they- they meant to make it

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rubbish.

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That's what I was- I- there's

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no way that they, uh, released

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that without thinking, this is

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rubbish, or- did they make it

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and it was rubbish, and then

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they thought, maybe we can

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still release this as a rubbish

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film, and it'll gain some sort

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of room-like- let me just work

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out how to aim here- um, cult

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following, or it'll get, you

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know, people saying this is the

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worst film ever you've gotta

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see it.

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Watch this though.

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I've got a nice little alcove

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here, a nice little corridor of-

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of mesh metal.

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And I'm gonna go ham on this

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little- *BANG* GASER here.

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Lovely.

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Lovely.

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Lovely.

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And another one bites the dust.

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Another Winston Churchill.

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Absolutely Churchill-ed.

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Churchill Insurance.

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And then we can go to pipe.

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If we can switch to pipe,

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please.

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*BANG*

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Haven't used the knife.

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A severely underused piece of

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weapon technology.

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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We need to get a bit closer.

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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We're just getting out of bed.

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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it. See, I was just enjoying

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the steel pipe work yesterday

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that I've completely forgot

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about the

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bullets. And then lo and behold,

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200 bullets in the inventory.

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Not bad to have. Notion, thank

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you

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very much for the tip. I think

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we're going to fly this.

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Yesterday was just getting to

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the, getting to

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grips with it, you know,

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getting into the swing of

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things with the swing in that

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steel pipe around.

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And now it's all on. It is all

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on. Hold on to your seats. Hold

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on to your, your hats.

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We got a turn. We got a turn

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right round. No, we don't. Yeah,

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we do. No, we don't. Yeah,

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we didn't. No, we don't. We go

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straight ahead and then down.

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Thank you very much there. Good

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evening,

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Francis. Do you plan on playing

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or will you be playing Silent

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Hill F? Of course, of course,

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of course.

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night. So you can't go in there.

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You need to go through a

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classroom in order to get to

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the end

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of this. No, you don't. No, you

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don't. Back, back out into that.

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Yeah, I got it wrong. Fucking

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hell.

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Yeah. That's standard stuff.

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And so they're remaking this in

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the same style with the Bloober

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team and all he's doing in all

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out. I'd say it's going to be

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an action sludge fest. And then

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that Silent Hill F looks like

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it's going to be an all out

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action sludge fest. Will they've

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managed to

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retain the psychological

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torment? And thinking about it,

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they actually did. There was

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quite a nice bit of

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psychological torment in that

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remake that I played last year.

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I was quite surprised with it.

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I'd say if you played it, you

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know, alone in the dark, it

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definitely would have maximized

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effects.

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Wrong door, Pat. Had this place

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no cleaners. It's cleaners is

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the fucking last thing they're

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worrying about at the moment.

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It's overran with just terrible,

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terrible species of miniature

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Churchillian fucking grot boxers.

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Real, real scumbags. We can't

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go downstairs.

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Oh. Today's the last day for

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Tom's Hot Dogs. Get them while

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you can. Yeah. Thank you very

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much there, Tom's Hot Dogs. Matty

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C. Mic up or game down. You do

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the maths. I'll turn the

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microphone up. Smigin. Maybe

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there. Maybe there. Yeah. Maybe

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there.

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And close that door. I'll close

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that door because the fucking

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washing machine is going 95

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miles per hour.

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All I know is once we get

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downstairs into the Midwich

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Elementary School. Where are we

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now?

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I will not allow anyone to

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steal my work on the G-Virus.

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Thank you very much, Evan. You

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absolute dream stealer.

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Thank you very much there. I'm

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Matty C. as well.

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So all I know is we're in the

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Midwich Elementary. We need to

293
00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:52,710
get the fuck out of here. It's

294
00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:53,600
been too long.

295
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,920
Five hours yesterday. And I

296
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,240
believe you can complete the

297
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,840
game in that amount of time.

298
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,060
So I'm absolutely dragging the

299
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,920
arse around here.

300
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,150
Like a dog with a sore, itchy

301
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:04,860
arse.

302
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,450
And that wasn't a horrible

303
00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,440
image. Wait until you see what

304
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,530
we get to when we get to the

305
00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:11,800
classroom here on the second

306
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,320
floor.

307
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,800
So we do go upstairs. That's

308
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,560
brilliant. That's brilliant.

309
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,860
Let's fucking deck these cunts.

310
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,110
We've got a pipe. We've got 200

311
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:21,660
bullets.

312
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,920
Anti-trockners fastened in.

313
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,900
Cream weaving. Thank you very

314
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:27,240
much.

315
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,080
You undeniable cream stealer.

316
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,160
And yeah, so that's that.

317
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,820
Up the stairs. Through the door.

318
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,760
Down the corridor.

319
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:36,870
Straight into the locked

320
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:37,520
classroom.

321
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,510
Yeah, bell. We can hear the

322
00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:42,040
bell.

323
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,040
For whom the bell tolls.

324
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,900
These sad, sad individuals.

325
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,410
Just you wait until that

326
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:50,520
fucking shotgun starts getting

327
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,160
its runaround as well.

328
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,360
We need to give it a runaround.

329
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,420
Let it stretch its legs.

330
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,480
At some time soon.

331
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:02,980
That's one gone.

332
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,340
That's another.

333
00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:07,820
That's lovely stuff.

334
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,780
And now, time for pipe.

335
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,120
Pipe is here.

336
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,700
Pipe is here.

337
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:19,360
Yeah, the game volume maybe is

338
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,100
a bit too loud there.

339
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,600
Those crunches and those squidges.

340
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,300
It's not good.

341
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,060
This guy is still alive.

342
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:27,940
Churchill.

343
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:28,840
Boom.

344
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:30,680
Boom.

345
00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:32,340
Boom.

346
00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:33,980
Maybe another one here.

347
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,340
Maybe he needs standing on.

348
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,100
No.

349
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,720
This guy's neck is still moving.

350
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,160
There you go.

351
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:43,690
A real, real groin crusher

352
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,800
right there as well.

353
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,560
Beautiful to see.

354
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,760
And it's lovely to be in the

355
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,100
arena of pain as well, you know.

356
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,630
A lot of people would shy away

357
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,020
from this sort of stuff.

358
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,750
But when you're backed up by

359
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,510
the parabellum, you have the

360
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,220
steel at your fingertips.

361
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:01,920
You know where you're going.

362
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,260
You've got a classroom key.

363
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:05,980
It really is a sweet, sweet

364
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,170
piece of beef of a Tuesday

365
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:09,240
evening.

366
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,540
We're weaving the cream.

367
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:13,880
We're creaming the weave.

368
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:16,940
Now.

369
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,020
Straight into the classroom

370
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,220
here.

371
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:22,740
It's locked.

372
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:23,850
And we could have a cut scene

373
00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:24,500
on our hands.

374
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,580
Let's save that fucking piece

375
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:28,200
of meat.

376
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,740
Before we move on.

377
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,260
Five.

378
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,500
Saved state.

379
00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:36,660
Beautiful stuff.

380
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,100
And that's not great.

381
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,500
All we will do is switch

382
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,460
straight back.

383
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,080
To this.

384
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,120
And we'll reload the fucking

385
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:50,780
piece as well.

386
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:52,820
More dissonance.

387
00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:57,520
Fuck you.

388
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,880
Just going to reload that.

389
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:01,860
Three of these guys.

390
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:02,760
I don't think so.

391
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,000
I don't think so.

392
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,420
They're not going to have their

393
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,460
day in court with me.

394
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,660
Let's just do that.

395
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,890
And then we go to our settings

396
00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:11,360
there.

397
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,680
And yeah.

398
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,880
Where is our fucking save state?

399
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,380
Save status.

400
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,120
Status of saved.

401
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,120
Fucking.

402
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,220
Fucking.

403
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,180
Right.

404
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,080
Load that.

405
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:26,780
And then that's.

406
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,380
That's that.

407
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,540
21, 14.

408
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,820
9, 9, 9.

409
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,380
There we go.

410
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,420
Don't use melee.

411
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,240
Or melee.

412
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,580
When there's more than one

413
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,000
enemy.

414
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,730
You can only hit one enemy at a

415
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:44,180
time.

416
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,200
Good stuff.

417
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,100
I wonder do the hits carry over.

418
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,260
If I fucking take a few pot

419
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,460
shots from the door here.

420
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:50,760
Head out.

421
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:51,700
Come back in.

422
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,140
Will they still.

423
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,880
Will they revitalize.

424
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,260
Or will they have kept those

425
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,060
bullets lodged in their sternum.

426
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,480
Stroke neck.

427
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,180
Stroke head.

428
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:01,740
Would be nice to know.

429
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,140
Three blind knob goblins.

430
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,620
See how they gobble.

431
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:05,680
Goblins.

432
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:05,680
Goblins.

433
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:05,680
Goblins.

434
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,680
Goblins.

435
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,240
There we go.

436
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:14,640
One.

437
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:15,380
Equip.

438
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:16,400
Dumb.

439
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,300
Dumb.

440
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:19,890
I wouldn't go with the knife

441
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:20,840
there.

442
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,060
Someone said sliced ham with

443
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:22,660
the knife.

444
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,500
I don't think so.

445
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:30,700
Ah.

446
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,340
Tried to get out the fucking

447
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,260
door there.

448
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:33,540
It's.

449
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:33,820
It's.

450
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,320
You'd need a machine gun.

451
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,360
As I said last night.

452
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,780
A machine gun would be optimum.

453
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:40,240
Or optimal.

454
00:15:40,240 --> 00:16:07,200
You're about to witness it now.

455
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,740
This is how it all goes on.

456
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,760
It's how it all ends for these

457
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,120
guys.

458
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:17,860
Twisted.

459
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,180
I hope they've carried that

460
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:19,620
over.

461
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,180
That hit better have carried

462
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:21,660
over.

463
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,200
I'll be very upset.

464
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,420
I have no recourse.

465
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:26,620
I'm not going to be able to get

466
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:27,570
in touch with Konami to

467
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,200
complain.

468
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,560
Well I am but I mean.

469
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,950
I think they've got other stuff

470
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,440
on their plate at the moment.

471
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,740
They probably wouldn't even

472
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,100
dignify it with a response.

473
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,600
Although the Japanese you never

474
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,020
know.

475
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,140
A lot of dignity.

476
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:41,700
Into this.

477
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:42,380
Again.

478
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,780
Probably not to be honest.

479
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:46,500
Parastrike.

480
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,140
Are you serious?

481
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,010
Thank you very much there

482
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,960
Chicago boys.

483
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:54,820
The boo box always refills

484
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,680
their health.

485
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,700
I can hear sludge.

486
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,200
I heard a bit of sludge there.

487
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:07,800
Fuck you.

488
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:14,500
Little.

489
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,360
Little cunts.

490
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:16,960
Can you just.

491
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:17,560
Can you just.

492
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,700
Where's the other one?

493
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:25,820
They're getting up.

494
00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:39,820
The pace is back in town.

495
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:46,800
Did I kill him?

496
00:17:46,800 --> 00:18:00,080
I don't want to use that.

497
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,040
Okay.

498
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:07,680
Wrong one.

499
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,740
We have another one here.

500
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:10,940
Another one bites the dust.

501
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,280
Lovely.

502
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,480
Lovely range.

503
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,680
Lovely stuff.

504
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,380
That's it.

505
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,220
Golf club.

506
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,440
Get to sleep.

507
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,280
It's time for bed.

508
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,200
You've been up too long.

509
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,670
And you've turned into an

510
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,880
absolute goblin.

511
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:31,780
Yes.

512
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,820
Now we best save that.

513
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,000
Another ten minutes.

514
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:49,700
five

515
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:56,540
this was a quicker way of doing

516
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,190
this but i've got fuck all

517
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,130
screen real estate and i'm

518
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:00,920
having to

519
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,220
get out the game and then save

520
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,680
it and then go back onto the

521
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,360
game so i can then see whether

522
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:06,800
or not

523
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,800
i'm still streaming as well juggling

524
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,420
juggling windows here so that's

525
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,200
an empty classroom i

526
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,340
didn't really need to do

527
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,780
anything with those guys that

528
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,890
was a waste of my time should

529
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,840
have just dodged

530
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,080
them and gone through to the

531
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,440
next selection zone but it's

532
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,520
too late now health juice

533
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,380
any more juice what was the

534
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,520
story here getting a fucking

535
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,910
key for this classroom and then

536
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:39,680
you go

537
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:46,680
in there's nothing there

538
00:19:46,680 --> 00:20:04,180
oh it's a cockroach gonzo roached

539
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:08,890
he's still on the move still

540
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:13,380
got a bit of sustenance not

541
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,920
anymore

542
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:23,310
pop a roach cut my life into

543
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:27,770
pieces this is a great resort

544
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:31,090
it's unlocked now that's good i

545
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:31,380
don't

546
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,130
know if that's gonna help us or

547
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,740
hinder us but i think we need

548
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,140
to go down here first and

549
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:36,920
foremostly

550
00:20:36,920 --> 00:21:02,040
another nightmarish

551
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,620
scenario two doors and dead

552
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:08,520
corpses left and right

553
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:22,020
an ampoule

554
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:26,040
and some lovely schlux i feel

555
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,090
as though they're preparing us

556
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:31,780
for something i i actually i

557
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:33,530
don't think we've had any

558
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,330
bosses yet it's still just been

559
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,800
creatures and cretins

560
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,110
maybe there's a boss in this

561
00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:43,020
situation here

562
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:49,500
saved it saved it anyway

563
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:53,740
two valve handles

564
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,880
turn the valve left turn the

565
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,090
valve right stop turning the

566
00:21:58,090 --> 00:21:58,620
valve

567
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:08,940
uh let's just go left and right

568
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,940
maybe

569
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:12,940
can only be one minute

570
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,320
oh god puzzles

571
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,460
turnstiles

572
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:26,780
just crawl under it

573
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,920
squeeze through that gap easy

574
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,010
enough there's no need for any

575
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:31,580
of this

576
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,420
10 minutes of this shit and and

577
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,430
the 10 minutes is a very nice

578
00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:36,970
conservative estimation of what

579
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:38,350
we're going to be faced with

580
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,600
here i'm just guessing

581
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,610
you can't beat the guesswork on

582
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,400
a tuesday evening

583
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:54,960
should be easy enough

584
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,650
just turn until there are no

585
00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:00,080
fucking sticks coming out

586
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,850
like this one okay so the other

587
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:12,000
valve must control the uh this

588
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,550
both fucking turnstile maneuver

589
00:23:14,550 --> 00:23:14,880
yokes

590
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,160
with this

591
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,880
yeah

592
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:28,180
yeah i think i just turned it

593
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:30,620
backwards there let's turn it

594
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,830
left again that looks good that

595
00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:34,560
looks nice maybe i'll have to

596
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,230
run some more and then go and

597
00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:37,680
turn the other one left

598
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:58,480
oh christ

599
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:07,280
oh christ

600
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:15,980
oh that's that that's backwards

601
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,280
now

602
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:22,540
what's the third there's

603
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:24,150
another option over the left

604
00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:24,720
and right

605
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,160
stop turning the valve

606
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,470
you've had enough valve now

607
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,960
what's this

608
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,280
valvoline

609
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,160
valvanomics

610
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,020
and there you go

611
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,300
do not underestimate

612
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,660
the power of the valve

613
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:48,020
you need to become one with the

614
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:51,140
valve in order to express your

615
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:55,140
interior valvanometry and then

616
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,980
an only cutscene now

617
00:24:56,980 --> 00:25:13,060
now this looks like a nice

618
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,420
situation

619
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:15,620
friendly

620
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:15,940
friendly

621
00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:19,060
fun for all the family

622
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,030
and i'm going straight for the

623
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:21,620
shotgun

624
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,670
we might even just reload this

625
00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:24,100
first

626
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:24,900
uh

627
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,300
before we switch rooney to this

628
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,020
equip

629
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,300
and our

630
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,290
six is enough is it six is the

631
00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:31,620
max

632
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,060
six is the max

633
00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:35,660
don't get too close

634
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,060
okay any any last

635
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:39,620
pieces of uh

636
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:41,580
trivia here or a you know

637
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,540
what would you say tips or

638
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:44,740
hints or tips

639
00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:47,940
don't get too close

640
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:50,470
i mean even i would have

641
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:52,340
guessed that one

642
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,420
i'm not having a go at you

643
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,850
thanks very much for letting me

644
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,100
know that power strike you're

645
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:56,420
always

646
00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,860
always uh dishing out good

647
00:25:58,860 --> 00:25:59,380
advice

648
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:02,020
i've saved it i've saved it

649
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,130
aim and shoot go out there and

650
00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:07,220
express yourself

651
00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,420
don't die

652
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:08,420
don't die

653
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,010
don't die okay so we're we're

654
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:11,690
down to that level we're down

655
00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:13,380
to that level of information

656
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,920
that's that's my level the

657
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,530
level i was already playing

658
00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:16,820
with

659
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:21,850
and look at the size of it is

660
00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:24,500
it a dog i'd say it's it looks

661
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,740
like it's got a big tail

662
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,270
it's a lovely rescue it's a

663
00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:32,270
lovely rescue it's like a

664
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:35,170
massive gash faced dog i think

665
00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:38,550
it could have a serious tail on

666
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:38,900
it

667
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,480
what about this look oh fuck

668
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,740
that wasn't what i wanted to do

669
00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:47,000
that wasn't what i was showing

670
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,380
you

671
00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:51,780
when i said look at this

672
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,880
little little angel wouldn't

673
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,980
wouldn't harm a fly

674
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:04,340
fuck

675
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:10,200
and the sound of his little

676
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:15,060
footsteps on the uh metal is

677
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:18,140
very very not annoying we could

678
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:18,820
do a health

679
00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:21,650
drink i suppose ampoule release

680
00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:23,600
pain sometimes high effect

681
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,740
lasts for a while

682
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:26,870
the ampoules sound like a good

683
00:27:26,870 --> 00:27:28,820
buzz like a good dose of that

684
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,900
will really have you flying

685
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,080
so we want to save that until

686
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,250
we're on our arse reload the

687
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:35,780
piece

688
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:52,740
little angel

689
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:56,380
See, I'm waiting a bit, I'm

690
00:27:56,380 --> 00:28:00,740
waiting for it to get too close.

691
00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:01,980
That's not, that's not good.

692
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:04,370
But I just don't want the, uh,

693
00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:06,680
the shotgun to have less power

694
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,840
from the distance, which

695
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,140
is what you would imagine would

696
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,860
happen. And again. That's, that's

697
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,500
what you want. That

698
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:21,620
was perfect. And now another

699
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:28,190
phase, you can hear this.

700
00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:34,770
Silent Bill, thank you very

701
00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,800
much.

702
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,200
Fuck. Not bad, not bad. I

703
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,590
wondered you have to wait. I

704
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:50,260
wondered you have to wait until

705
00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:52,670
he opens his yap trap and then

706
00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:55,580
you feed him slug. Silent Bill,

707
00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:58,340
thank you very much. Dolores

708
00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,980
Cattle's presidential castle,

709
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:00,560
you say.

710
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:13,250
Oh fuck. What about this?

711
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:19,810
Follow him around the fire and

712
00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:26,180
just shoot him in the arse.

713
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:37,120
Fuck. Some tail on him. No! Don't

714
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,180
kill me!

715
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:41,690
He's dripping. He's dripping

716
00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:42,180
white.

717
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,140
He's dripping white. He's

718
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:47,180
dripping white.

719
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,730
What does he remind me of? He

720
00:29:49,730 --> 00:29:52,500
reminds me of something. He's

721
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,180
leaking white. What does he

722
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:54,180
remind me of? He reminds me of

723
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:54,180
something. He's leaking white.

724
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,180
*Sigh*

725
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:04,910
He's dripping. He's dripping

726
00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:06,560
white.

727
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:10,570
What does he remind me of? He

728
00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:14,910
reminds me of something. He's

729
00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:17,440
leaking white goo.

730
00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:20,360
Reminds me of another kind of

731
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,140
animal.

732
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,500
Fuck!

733
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:46,820
Fuck!

734
00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:54,820
*Sigh*

735
00:30:58,340 --> 00:30:58,820
Oh no! *Sigh*

736
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,820
I think that was a real Jaws.

737
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:08,820
Chief Brodie moment.

738
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,820
*Sigh*

739
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,820
*Sigh*

740
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:13,820
Looking nice.

741
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,220
Mark Komodo.

742
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:35,580
Serious Komode.

743
00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:40,380
Huh? What was that?

744
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,380
Key. Down at the, uh...

745
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:45,260
Engine room.

746
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,500
Or we're here.

747
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,780
Boiler room. In the school.

748
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:03,740
F5 that.

749
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:14,700
Kim Gordon Key.

750
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,100
Peggy Goo.

751
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,190
Oh yeah, it reminded me of Jaws

752
00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,390
actually. That was an

753
00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:27,700
interesting fucking coincidence

754
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,550
the way your man opened his rat

755
00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:31,380
trap and then smile you son of

756
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,980
the bitch. Boom. But it rem-

757
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,930
the white goo that I was

758
00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:38,290
referring to before we'd even

759
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,670
made the Jaws connection. Get

760
00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:42,880
this? Was- it reminded me of

761
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,340
when-

762
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,570
What's his face? Not Robert

763
00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:48,090
Shaw. The, uh... The other

764
00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:50,890
fella, the, uh... Richard Dreyfuss.

765
00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,810
They cut the fucking great

766
00:32:52,810 --> 00:32:55,890
white open. And, uh... They got

767
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,340
all the shit out of its stomach.

768
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,000
And there was just loads of

769
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,190
white. I'll always remember the

770
00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:04,620
white, just loads of white... Gak.

771
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,780
Do you remember that?

772
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,260
I'd like to watch that again.

773
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:11,220
It's been years. But, uh... It-

774
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,730
I just remember it having lots

775
00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,160
of white Gak coming out of it

776
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,770
when I was expecting blood,

777
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:16,780
like red blood.

778
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:18,960
I- I'm not sure do- do sharks

779
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,800
even have red blood. Might- I

780
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,430
was a- it was a tiger shark,

781
00:33:22,430 --> 00:33:24,550
that's correct. Yeah, the great

782
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,460
white had not yet been got.

783
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,740
And the, uh, the stats are

784
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:37,370
coming in there from John

785
00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:39,920
Murphy, obviously a sharkologist.

786
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,740
Sharks are 60% Gak.

787
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:44,680
Put the shotgun away. Uh,

788
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,060
boiler room upstairs. Now.

789
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,080
Let's get the, uh... Let's get

790
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,780
the health going.

791
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:54,910
Could've left us a fuckin', uh,

792
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:56,980
health pod, the little yolk.

793
00:33:56,980 --> 00:33:58,140
The big fella.

794
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:01,560
It's use and look. Now it's the

795
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,980
Kim Gordon Key. The old Silent

796
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:07,980
Hill, southwest block.

797
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,600
And let's lash this fuckin'

798
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,700
health pad into us.

799
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:20,180
Save state. Thank you. Thank

800
00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:20,860
you.

801
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,770
Captain Sack. Thank you very

802
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,560
much for joining me on this

803
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,340
edition of Captain Sack's

804
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,540
mystery box.

805
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,160
And the fuckin' save- save scum

806
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,980
button isn't working. We've got

807
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,410
a- we've got a problem on our

808
00:34:33,410 --> 00:34:34,300
hands here.

809
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:36,860
Save scum.

810
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:39,500
And now it works.

811
00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:53,350
There must be a funeral on. The

812
00:34:53,350 --> 00:35:00,540
bell is just going 90.

813
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:02,930
We get out of the Midwit

814
00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:05,950
Elementary and we head to the

815
00:35:05,950 --> 00:35:07,900
Balkan Church.

816
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:15,560
Uh, fuckin' uh, all I know is I'll

817
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:21,120
never put on a life jacket

818
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,620
again. We'll t- we'll take that

819
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:25,670
left and we go through the

820
00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:26,060
lobby.

821
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:27,820
Oh, this is unlocked.

822
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:29,500
Thank the fuck.

823
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,900
There might be something I'm

824
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,100
missing here. People were

825
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,450
saying always, "Remember this

826
00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:39,500
stuff before you go."

827
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,590
Or you need to get this, that,

828
00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:41,260
and the other.

829
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,390
So this is your last call if

830
00:35:43,390 --> 00:35:46,440
there's any, uh, silent hillheads

831
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,050
out there that think that I

832
00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:49,660
need to do something right now

833
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:50,720
for fuckin' off to the Balkan

834
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,180
Church.

835
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:52,680
It's gonna be game over for you

836
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,420
in a minute.

837
00:35:58,060 --> 00:35:58,940
That fuckin' gun.

838
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:03,460
We're grand. Okay. Thank you

839
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:06,300
very much, Wolf.

840
00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:20,620
Silent Tears.

841
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:26,730
There's parts later on when

842
00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:28,460
exploration... fuck.

843
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,310
Will be necessary to get the

844
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:31,740
good plus ending.

845
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:36,500
Uh, up the alley, but it's a

846
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,540
dead end.

847
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,630
We should've turned left. Left

848
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:41,820
outside the school.

849
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:43,020
I'm not sure if that's a dead

850
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,270
end up there, but it doesn't

851
00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,660
look promising on the map.

852
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:47,640
So we'll take a right here on

853
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,180
Bradbury Avenue.

854
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:53,190
And now we're probably, uh,

855
00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:56,890
expecting to see some other

856
00:36:56,890 --> 00:37:00,430
life forms emerging on the

857
00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:01,660
streets,

858
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:03,960
other than the pterodactyl cunts

859
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,100
and the, uh, the other little

860
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,100
creepers.

861
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,400
No mole men. Oh, it was dogs

862
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,960
and pterodactyls, but no mole

863
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,100
men. They were just in the

864
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:14,460
school.

865
00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:19,500
Rogers Pastry Shop.

866
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,300
And this isn't great either.

867
00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:43,010
All the way to the end, isn't

868
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:46,540
it?

869
00:37:46,540 --> 00:38:03,960
Pace. Power. Pace. Snow. Silent.

870
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:10,610
Pace. Hill. Hill. Hill. Dill.

871
00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:14,320
Pickle. Pace. What the fuck,

872
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:14,540
man?

873
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,830
Where's the fucking road? Where's

874
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,040
the town? Where is the town?

875
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,120
You're joking me.

876
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:24,650
Maybe you have to go through

877
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,220
the doghouse.

878
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,220
You have to go through the doghouse,

879
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:27,620
don't you?

880
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:28,990
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know,

881
00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:30,000
I know, I know, I know.

882
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,040
Half the town got missing.

883
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:48,640
I should be right here.

884
00:38:48,640 --> 00:39:01,220
I'd have a nice lie down in

885
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:07,740
here. I wouldn't be in any rush

886
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:10,420
whatsoever to head back out

887
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,360
again at all, actually.

888
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,580
I'd lock the doors, go upstairs,

889
00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:21,320
and just fucking sleep it out.

890
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,880
Silent sleep.

891
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,600
Right, left, right.

892
00:39:42,480 --> 00:40:11,420
Oh, no right.

893
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,500
You're fucking joking me.

894
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:19,920
Talk to me, Pat.

895
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,560
Unless you go through one of

896
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,680
these doorways or fucking...

897
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,690
you go through a building or

898
00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,160
something. Say, down here or

899
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,860
over here. Maybe you go through

900
00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:39,880
there or there.

901
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:47,320
Talk to me, Pat. What's the

902
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:54,400
story? Atmospheric. It's worth

903
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,340
a look.

904
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,770
It's worth a look. One of the gaffes

905
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:06,400
will take you from Matheson to

906
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,900
Block. Okay. I think... just

907
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,510
take a... we'll just... yeah,

908
00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:15,870
go back around there. We'll

909
00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,600
turn right round.

910
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,400
and then twisted thank you very

911
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,130
much pancart palace pancart

912
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:23,620
palace pancart pancart palace

913
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:25,720
pancart palace pancart palace

914
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,820
pancart palace pancart palace

915
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:30,060
pancart palace pancart palace

916
00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:31,880
pancart palace pancart palace

917
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,630
pancart palace go inside this

918
00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:35,240
fucking thing here roasted

919
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:35,680
coffee

920
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,890
not gonna work there's a few

921
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:40,400
bad apples around here we know

922
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,320
that for sure oh great stuff oh

923
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:43,840
this

924
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,890
is nice this is nice yeah this

925
00:41:46,890 --> 00:41:49,820
is nice this is what I wanted

926
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:56,030
fuck you yeah shit hopefully

927
00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,540
they stay here

928
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:00,040
and don't run after me

929
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:07,870
pancart palace from indiana jones

930
00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:15,290
from indiana jones surprised to

931
00:42:15,290 --> 00:42:21,370
remember that one that was a

932
00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:22,500
real

933
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,960
one-time affair I don't think I

934
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,450
ever played that again because

935
00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:27,960
I thought it was rubbish but it's

936
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,180
great

937
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:30,840
to know that someone appreciates

938
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,090
it pancart palace thanks very

939
00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:35,490
much for the tip there oh that's

940
00:42:35,490 --> 00:42:35,940
this

941
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:39,730
is a real doozy it's a real doozy

942
00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:43,400
oh fuck this come on lads there

943
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:47,050
has to be someone who knows the

944
00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:47,860
way here

945
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:50,530
this way is blocked that way is

946
00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:52,900
blocked do I go down here it

947
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:54,980
has to be down here look

948
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:56,820
has to be through here but we've

949
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:58,460
got a demon maybe we kill the

950
00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:01,140
ghoul and then have a look

951
00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:02,560
around it'll give

952
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,910
me a bit of time to work on my

953
00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:07,190
pistol skills as well come on

954
00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:13,380
you know where you are

955
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:29,920
going back for more does he

956
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,490
enjoy the taste he's gone but

957
00:43:34,490 --> 00:43:38,330
he's still alive pipe time pipe

958
00:43:38,330 --> 00:43:39,300
dreams

959
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:41,970
that's what you get for having

960
00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:44,110
pipe dreams wasting your

961
00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:47,590
fucking life dreaming a pipe ah

962
00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:52,680
yes nice absolutely

963
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,040
shat himself and that's what

964
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,250
you like to see now where are

965
00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:02,760
we you climb the wall no bother

966
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,420
it's

967
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:06,010
it's as easy as vaulting onto

968
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,690
the bin and then vaulting over

969
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:13,750
the wall vault tech oh it's a

970
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:20,160
fucking joke of a

971
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,450
town isn't it you're looking

972
00:44:22,450 --> 00:44:25,300
for k king gordon's gaff on 11th

973
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:27,790
street i forgot about that that

974
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,340
key see half

975
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:33,710
of my brain is in the fucking

976
00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:38,080
stone age use this or lose it

977
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:42,070
look at it old silent hill

978
00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:46,020
southwest block so

979
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:48,590
we need to head off to old

980
00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:51,540
silent hill where's that is

981
00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:53,820
that is that that way

982
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:57,370
of nowhere in we're in we're in

983
00:44:57,370 --> 00:45:00,860
old silent hill we're looking

984
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:03,660
for kim gordon's house

985
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:08,550
that's uh old silent hill

986
00:45:08,550 --> 00:45:14,170
southwest block we should be

987
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:19,540
down here oh are you fucking

988
00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:23,820
joking it's it's we

989
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,410
came all the way here for

990
00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:27,520
nothing and we should have just

991
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,370
been here somewhere here is

992
00:45:29,370 --> 00:45:30,600
where we would have

993
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,500
done the the uh gone through

994
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,470
the house yeah it makes sense

995
00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:36,260
it makes sense to go up this

996
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:37,720
little street here

997
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,260
and into this little see this

998
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:43,040
little laneway next to my right

999
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,960
here right there little laneway

1000
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,660
into there through the house

1001
00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:51,680
onto fucking bradbury straight

1002
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,560
down to the balkans

1003
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,770
oh well it's just another it's

1004
00:45:58,770 --> 00:46:00,600
a it's a light it's a light jog

1005
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:04,880
this is gonna really hit the

1006
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:09,400
speed run all right but i mean

1007
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:10,940
i think in a in a much more

1008
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:12,700
well-rounded and much more

1009
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:14,490
appreciated way people are

1010
00:46:14,490 --> 00:46:16,040
gonna appreciate the

1011
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:16,360
effort

1012
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,960
because people are all about

1013
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,480
doing these runs that are all

1014
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,000
like any percent completion

1015
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,320
rate

1016
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,720
i'm doing it the hard way with

1017
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,960
added sprints little jogs

1018
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,640
scenic

1019
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,710
it's a scenic run not a speed

1020
00:46:34,710 --> 00:46:35,160
run

1021
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,080
but uh yeah

1022
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,200
cardio run is anybody doing

1023
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,750
cardio runs out there on silent

1024
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:49,860
hill on the playstation from

1025
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:52,120
1999 haven't seen

1026
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,700
it done haven't seen it you'd

1027
00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:55,320
hear about it if it was done

1028
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:10,280
get away from me

1029
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,360
for old time's sake

1030
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,050
someone did complete it with a

1031
00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:27,640
dance mat as the controller

1032
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,090
well that really fucking puts

1033
00:47:30,090 --> 00:47:31,860
paid to my i was trying to feel

1034
00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:33,520
good about what i was doing

1035
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,520
there but it seems as

1036
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,180
though someone has outdone me

1037
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,040
already in the past

1038
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:44,460
the ps1 is 30 years old today

1039
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:45,400
says ally

1040
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:53,910
so there and a right down mid

1041
00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:55,800
which

1042
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:04,910
ken cataragi ken cataragi and

1043
00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:06,520
the boys

1044
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:22,360
kenkara taggy

1045
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,360
okay now this town is massive

1046
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:42,460
Hanley man thanks very much for

1047
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,610
the tip hope you're getting out

1048
00:48:43,610 --> 00:48:44,620
well and having a lovely

1049
00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:46,940
Tuesday evening if you're

1050
00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:50,620
wondering where the pace is don't

1051
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:53,420
go to bed just yet it's about

1052
00:48:53,420 --> 00:48:53,620
to

1053
00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:58,970
kick off we're getting this

1054
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:05,690
done tonight no qualms no quibbles

1055
00:49:05,690 --> 00:49:11,050
no shit get the peace out and

1056
00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:12,620
make peace with

1057
00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:15,180
the demon who doesn't

1058
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:19,030
understand the meaning of peace

1059
00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:22,150
fuck it can't maybe in here

1060
00:49:22,150 --> 00:49:22,840
yeah

1061
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:34,630
Sonic youths gaff a lovely owl

1062
00:49:34,630 --> 00:49:37,770
picture they're painting inside

1063
00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:40,080
the house anything in the

1064
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,920
kitchen

1065
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,820
and more bullets in the kitchen

1066
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:46,480
anything in the fridge nothing

1067
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,810
a broken plate maybe there was

1068
00:49:49,810 --> 00:49:52,220
a greek wedding here

1069
00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:54,820
some time ago we don't know

1070
00:49:54,820 --> 00:50:00,540
bullet soup

1071
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:09,080
nothing special 2.99

1072
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:16,260
sonic hoot

1073
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:24,750
what about in here anything no

1074
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:27,920
obviously not they wouldn't

1075
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,480
they wouldn't give you the joy

1076
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,900
balkan time

1077
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:38,460
uh right and then on to bradbury

1078
00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:43,160
some crack eh

1079
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,420
this is it

1080
00:50:46,420 --> 00:51:11,380
Somewhere around here

1081
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:13,180
Willie Bradbury Street

1082
00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:14,580
Maybe into here

1083
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:16,580
Sundries, sell, sell

1084
00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:23,560
Down here

1085
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,600
Watch out for the goose

1086
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,340
The gooseberry

1087
00:51:28,340 --> 00:51:29,220
On to block

1088
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:30,100
Can you get on to block?

1089
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:31,260
Yeah, we're going to block

1090
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:33,970
There's probably some stuff I'm

1091
00:51:33,970 --> 00:51:34,800
missing around here

1092
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,260
But we won't bother staying put

1093
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,600
It's going to affect the run

1094
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,840
Maybe this

1095
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,580
I can hear the pterodactyl

1096
00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:43,260
He's coming

1097
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:48,520
Pterodactoid

1098
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,940
Another one just hiding

1099
00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:53,500
Beside the bins

1100
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,260
At the garage

1101
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:56,700
Probably eating scraps

1102
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:57,620
Out the bins

1103
00:51:57,620 --> 00:52:00,260
He had his fucking beak

1104
00:52:00,260 --> 00:52:01,760
And some old tins of beans

1105
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,440
And bones and gristle

1106
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,700
Rotten shite

1107
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,700
Rotten shite

1108
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:14,680
The Balkan church

1109
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,620
We've finally arrived

1110
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,620
The Balkan church

1111
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:20,460
It's all going to go down

1112
00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:21,180
inside here

1113
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,600
Of that there is no doubt

1114
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,780
Good pace

1115
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:28,780
Good pace

1116
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:29,420
Good pace

1117
00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:35,660
Christ

1118
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:39,380
I wonder did they get the

1119
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,520
rights

1120
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,580
How did they get the rights

1121
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:42,480
To Christ?

1122
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,300
What was it?

1123
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:46,040
There must have been

1124
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,660
They must have had deep pockets

1125
00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:48,880
In fucking Konami

1126
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,560
To fucking license Christ

1127
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,200
Conrad thank you very much

1128
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:54,700
For the tip

1129
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:59,820
Don't tell me it's crashed

1130
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:06,240
It's crashing

1131
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,740
It could be a crash scenario

1132
00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:08,820
Crash bandicoot

1133
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:11,240
Oh god

1134
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,270
That looks like a crash

1135
00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:12,740
scenario

1136
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:13,200
Doesn't it?

1137
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,160
No doubt

1138
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,720
Some of you

1139
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:17,980
Will be happy about that

1140
00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:19,920
Get it off the fucking

1141
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,900
Get something different on

1142
00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:25,360
Tab in and out

1143
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:37,780
Were you ringing that bell?

1144
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,920
The fuck is that?

1145
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:42,600
Oh it's gone

1146
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,160
It's gone

1147
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:43,980
Goosed

1148
00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:46,540
If I change the

1149
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:47,580
The settings

1150
00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:49,000
Halfway through the FMV

1151
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:54,160
That's

1152
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,060
That's Christ

1153
00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:55,680
Coming back

1154
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,520
To get me

1155
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,680
What we'll do there

1156
00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,340
Is we'll go to

1157
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:00,440
Fucking settings here

1158
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,280
It's a test

1159
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,500
What are we doing?

1160
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:10,640
Game properties

1161
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,180
Fucking

1162
00:54:11,180 --> 00:54:13,740
Go back in and out again

1163
00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:14,900
And reload the fucking thing

1164
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:25,340
Now hang on

1165
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:26,560
Hang on

1166
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,560
Hang on

1167
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:36,720
Pause it

1168
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,100
And then change the settings

1169
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,760
To like default settings

1170
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,660
In case it's

1171
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,160
It's the settings

1172
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:44,580
That I've

1173
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:45,120
I've made

1174
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,180
That have fucked the game up

1175
00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:50,320
Disable downsampling

1176
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,800
PGXP

1177
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,100
Get rid of

1178
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:53,540
Fucking

1179
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,080
Take that rendering off

1180
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,220
Take the PGXP

1181
00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:57,660
Geometry correction off

1182
00:54:57,660 --> 00:55:00,540
Force 4.3

1183
00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,660
For FMVs

1184
00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:03,440
Keep that on

1185
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,200
Chroma smoothing

1186
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,600
Turn it off

1187
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,680
Shall I turn the upscaling off?

1188
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:09,900
For

1189
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:11,040
We'll leave that

1190
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:11,860
And see if this works

1191
00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:13,560
We'll leave that

1192
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,860
And then we'll go with this

1193
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:15,960
And then we'll press

1194
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,720
Unpause

1195
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:27,660
Well that's

1196
00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,280
That's fucked

1197
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,920
Sounds good though

1198
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,140
Sounds like a good beat

1199
00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:57,220
It's going too much

1200
00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,080
It's going out of sync

1201
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:03,840
No.

1202
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:33,820
No.

1203
00:56:33,820 --> 00:57:03,800
No.

1204
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,800
No.

1205
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,800
No.

1206
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,800
No.

1207
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,800
No.

1208
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,800
No.

1209
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,800
No.

1210
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,800
No.

1211
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,800
No.

1212
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,800
No.

1213
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,800
No.

1214
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,800
No.

1215
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,800
No.

1216
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,800
No.

1217
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,800
No.

1218
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,800
No.

1219
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,800
No.

1220
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,800
No.

1221
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,800
No.

1222
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,800
No.

1223
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,800
No.

1224
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,800
No.

1225
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,800
No.

1226
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,800
No.

1227
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,800
No.

1228
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,800
No.

1229
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,800
No.

1230
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,800
No.

1231
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,800
No.

1232
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800
No.

1233
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,800
No.

1234
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,800
No.

1235
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,800
No.

1236
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,800
No.

1237
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:15,800
No.

1238
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,800
No.

1239
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:24,520
think they are. Computer games.

1240
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:33,090
Is this a bad thing for kids to

1241
00:58:33,090 --> 00:58:39,440
be playing this or is there a

1242
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,740
good side to it? Computer games.

1243
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:47,020
That's the end of that one. It

1244
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,780
seems to

1245
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:50,650
be playing this. So it's fucked.

1246
00:58:50,650 --> 00:58:52,560
Maybe one last. Reset all the

1247
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,680
settings to the fucking. Reset

1248
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,190
it all. Graphics. Downscale.

1249
00:58:57,190 --> 00:58:59,480
Maybe just downscale it. Paddy

1250
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,430
thank you very much there for

1251
00:59:01,430 --> 00:59:03,850
the tip. You've disabled the PGXP

1252
00:59:03,850 --> 00:59:06,290
culling correction. Core option

1253
00:59:06,290 --> 00:59:08,570
for this cutscene to work. Okay

1254
00:59:08,570 --> 00:59:10,780
thank you very much. I thought

1255
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,630
I did that. And big big big

1256
00:59:12,630 --> 00:59:14,900
thank you there Paddy. Not only

1257
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,430
for the tip but for that

1258
00:59:16,430 --> 00:59:17,760
absolute

1259
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,990
street knowledge. And Maxi Jazz

1260
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,010
Churchman. Thank you very much

1261
00:59:22,010 --> 00:59:23,720
as well. Sorry I ticked my

1262
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,980
voice off this.

1263
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,100
Okay so we're gonna go with

1264
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:33,920
with Pat here. Pat has produced

1265
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,880
the information we need

1266
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,090
in order to keep this nightmare

1267
00:59:38,090 --> 00:59:38,800
going.

1268
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,020
and it looks like we could be

1269
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:45,220
coming out with something here.

1270
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:46,800
So we disabled PGXP culling

1271
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,990
corrector. Culling corrector.

1272
00:59:48,990 --> 00:59:50,300
Do I even have that in my

1273
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:52,190
arsenal of stuff? Can't see it

1274
00:59:52,190 --> 00:59:54,080
here. Can't see it here. You

1275
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,020
can't go into it there. So

1276
00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:57,440
maybe you can't go into it when

1277
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,260
the game is playing. You need

1278
00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,870
to turn the fucking game off

1279
01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:03,040
and then. Yeah let's have a

1280
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,400
look there. Let's have a look.

1281
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,560
Turn that fucking thing off.

1282
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,610
Get out of that fucking thing.

1283
01:00:11,610 --> 01:00:12,780
Hey. Power off.

1284
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,580
System. Settings.

1285
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,400
fresh boot. What about a sound.

1286
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,290
What about that for a sound.

1287
01:00:32,290 --> 01:00:35,060
That's not a bad sound to hear

1288
01:00:35,060 --> 01:00:35,880
huh.

1289
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:38,060
It's a lovely little slice of

1290
01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:38,820
sound.

1291
01:00:41,660 --> 01:00:43,220
So you can't fucking do it.

1292
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:44,730
Maybe it's because it said you

1293
01:00:44,730 --> 01:00:46,100
had there when I started the

1294
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,780
game up. You have this set to

1295
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,180
200% or something.

1296
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:50,180
It's going to crash the cut

1297
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,950
scenes. So then what I'll do is

1298
01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:53,680
I got to turn that off. Turn

1299
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,620
that 200% thing off.

1300
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:57,860
So.

1301
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,920
You system it up.

1302
01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:01,160
You go into your load.

1303
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:02,580
You load that fucking state.

1304
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:03,260
Look.

1305
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,500
Tainted options.

1306
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,360
Unstable.

1307
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,660
Reset the system to clear any

1308
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:07,260
effects.

1309
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:09,640
Cheats.

1310
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:11,660
Didn't even know I had cheats

1311
01:01:11,660 --> 01:01:12,140
on.

1312
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,540
Could have done with some cheats.

1313
01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:15,580
Cheats.

1314
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:28,760
A piece of cheat.

1315
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,760
Okay. Let's have a look.

1316
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:32,760
What even cheats could you have

1317
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:33,640
actually?

1318
01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:35,500
That sounds interesting enough.

1319
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,720
Maybe we can finish the game

1320
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,580
with cheats on.

1321
01:01:42,580 --> 01:01:42,820
Fucking...

1322
01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:52,000
Fresh booze.

1323
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,180
Multi sampling CPU clock.

1324
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,100
Multi sampling CPU clock.

1325
01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:00,700
CPU clock.

1326
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:01,880
Emulation.

1327
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:01,880
I'm not going to be able to do

1328
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:01,880
it.

1329
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:01,880
I'm not going to be able to do

1330
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:01,880
it.

1331
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:02,240
I'm not going to be able to do

1332
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:02,380
it.

1333
01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:02,740
I'm not going to be able to do

1334
01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:02,880
it.

1335
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,240
I'm not going to be able to do

1336
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:03,380
it.

1337
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:03,740
I'm not going to be able to do

1338
01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:03,880
it.

1339
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,350
I'm not going to be able to do

1340
01:02:04,350 --> 01:02:04,500
it.

1341
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,290
I'm not going to be able to do

1342
01:02:05,290 --> 01:02:05,500
it.

1343
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:06,190
I'm not going to be able to do

1344
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:06,380
it.

1345
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:06,600
I'm not going to be able to do

1346
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:06,660
it.

1347
01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:07,220
I'm not going to be able to do

1348
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:07,380
it.

1349
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,270
I'm not going to be able to do

1350
01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:08,500
it.

1351
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:08,500
I'm not going to be able to do

1352
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:08,500
it.

1353
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:09,280
I'm not going to be able to do

1354
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:09,500
it.

1355
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:20,790
I'm not going to be able to do

1356
01:02:20,790 --> 01:02:23,300
it.

1357
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:26,390
I'm not going to be able to do

1358
01:02:26,390 --> 01:02:27,100
it.

1359
01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:29,520
I'm not going to be able to do

1360
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,100
it.

1361
01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:31,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1362
01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:32,100
it.

1363
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,520
I'm not going to be able to do

1364
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:35,100
it.

1365
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1366
01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:37,100
it.

1367
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1368
01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:39,100
it.

1369
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1370
01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:41,100
it.

1371
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:42,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1372
01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:43,100
it.

1373
01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:44,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1374
01:02:44,710 --> 01:02:45,100
it.

1375
01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:46,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1376
01:02:46,710 --> 01:02:47,100
it.

1377
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:48,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1378
01:02:48,710 --> 01:02:49,100
it.

1379
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1380
01:02:50,710 --> 01:02:51,100
it.

1381
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,710
I'm not going to be able to do

1382
01:02:52,710 --> 01:02:53,100
it.

1383
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,520
I'm not going to be able to do

1384
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:54,900
it.

1385
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:56,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1386
01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:56,900
it.

1387
01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1388
01:02:58,510 --> 01:02:58,900
it.

1389
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:00,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1390
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:00,900
it.

1391
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:02,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1392
01:03:02,510 --> 01:03:02,900
it.

1393
01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:04,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1394
01:03:04,510 --> 01:03:04,900
it.

1395
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:06,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1396
01:03:06,510 --> 01:03:06,900
it.

1397
01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:08,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1398
01:03:08,510 --> 01:03:08,900
it.

1399
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:10,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1400
01:03:10,510 --> 01:03:10,900
it.

1401
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1402
01:03:12,510 --> 01:03:12,900
it.

1403
01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:14,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1404
01:03:14,510 --> 01:03:14,900
it.

1405
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,550
I'm not going to be able to do

1406
01:03:16,550 --> 01:03:16,900
it.

1407
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:18,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1408
01:03:18,510 --> 01:03:18,900
it.

1409
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:20,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1410
01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:20,900
it.

1411
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:22,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1412
01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:22,900
it.

1413
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,230
Hopefully when we load the

1414
01:03:24,230 --> 01:03:24,700
state,

1415
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,670
it's not going to have the

1416
01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:26,700
settings that we have.

1417
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:30,500
Disable widescreen.

1418
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,500
I haven't done that.

1419
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:36,300
for fuck's sake.

1420
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:37,550
What do you fucking disable

1421
01:03:37,550 --> 01:03:38,300
widescreen?

1422
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:39,300
That's the sentence.

1423
01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:40,300
Graphics.

1424
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:44,100
Graphics.

1425
01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:47,190
I'm not going to be able to do

1426
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:47,900
it.

1427
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1428
01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:49,900
it.

1429
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:51,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1430
01:03:51,510 --> 01:03:51,900
it.

1431
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1432
01:03:53,510 --> 01:03:53,900
it.

1433
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1434
01:03:55,510 --> 01:03:55,900
it.

1435
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1436
01:03:57,510 --> 01:03:57,900
it.

1437
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1438
01:03:59,510 --> 01:03:59,900
it.

1439
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:01,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1440
01:04:01,510 --> 01:04:01,900
it.

1441
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:03,510
I'm not going to be able to do

1442
01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:03,900
it.

1443
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,650
I'm not going to be able to do

1444
01:04:05,650 --> 01:04:05,900
it.

1445
01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,320
I'm not going to be able to do

1446
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:07,700
it.

1447
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:09,310
I'm not going to be able to do

1448
01:04:09,310 --> 01:04:09,700
it.

1449
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:11,310
I'm not going to be able to do

1450
01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:11,700
it.

1451
01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,300
I'm not going to be able to do

1452
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:13,700
it.

1453
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:15,300
I'm not going to be able to do

1454
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:15,700
it.

1455
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,310
I'm not going to be able to do

1456
01:04:17,310 --> 01:04:17,700
it.

1457
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,790
I'm not going to be able to do

1458
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:21,500
it.

1459
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1460
01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:23,500
it.

1461
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:25,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1462
01:04:25,110 --> 01:04:25,500
it.

1463
01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:27,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1464
01:04:27,110 --> 01:04:27,500
it.

1465
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1466
01:04:29,110 --> 01:04:29,500
it.

1467
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1468
01:04:31,110 --> 01:04:31,500
it.

1469
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1470
01:04:33,110 --> 01:04:33,500
it.

1471
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:35,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1472
01:04:35,110 --> 01:04:35,500
it.

1473
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1474
01:04:37,110 --> 01:04:37,500
it.

1475
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1476
01:04:39,110 --> 01:04:39,500
it.

1477
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1478
01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:41,500
it.

1479
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1480
01:04:43,110 --> 01:04:43,500
it.

1481
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1482
01:04:45,110 --> 01:04:45,500
it.

1483
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,110
I'm not going to be able to do

1484
01:04:47,110 --> 01:04:47,500
it.

1485
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,500
I knew you'd come.

1486
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:52,300
You want the girl, right?

1487
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:54,300
It's fucked though, look.

1488
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:56,300
The girl?

1489
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,300
You're talking about Cheryl.

1490
01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:02,300
I see everything.

1491
01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:04,300
You know something.

1492
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:06,300
Tell me.

1493
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:08,300
Stay back.

1494
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,300
Nothing is to be gained

1495
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:13,100
from floundering about at

1496
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,300
random.

1497
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:17,300
You must follow the path.

1498
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:19,480
The path of the Hermit

1499
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,100
concealed by Flouros.

1500
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:23,100
What?

1501
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:26,100
What are you talking about?

1502
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:29,100
Here, the Flouros.

1503
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:31,100
A cage of peace.

1504
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,930
It can break through the walls

1505
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,100
of darkness.

1506
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,240
And counteract the wrath of the

1507
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:39,900
underworld.

1508
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:42,900
These will help you.

1509
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:46,020
Make haste to the hospital

1510
01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:48,900
before it's too late.

1511
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:49,900
Wait.

1512
01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:52,900
Don't go yet.

1513
01:05:52,900 --> 01:06:02,700
Just play it like this.

1514
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:08,030
It looks smoother even though

1515
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:11,700
it's not defined.

1516
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,700
*sad music*

1517
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,700
*sad music*

1518
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:44,700
*music*

1519
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:46,310
I'm gonna do that clock speed

1520
01:06:46,310 --> 01:06:50,700
again. Oh yeah. Overclock it.

1521
01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:56,860
It's 200%. Done. Why haven't

1522
01:06:56,860 --> 01:06:59,700
the settings taken shape?

1523
01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:17,700
*music*

1524
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,450
Probably have to fucking save

1525
01:07:19,450 --> 01:07:21,130
it and then reload it and save

1526
01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:22,700
three. Close.

1527
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:42,700
*music*

1528
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:44,700
Now it's not even going back.

1529
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,700
To the original fucking thing.

1530
01:07:47,700 --> 01:08:10,700
*music*

1531
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:12,530
Thank you very much there Paddy.

1532
01:08:12,530 --> 01:08:13,910
Save stated and revert the

1533
01:08:13,910 --> 01:08:17,820
settings. Then restart. You

1534
01:08:17,820 --> 01:08:18,940
just need it for that cutscene.

1535
01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:20,190
Are you sure Paddy? I mean, I

1536
01:08:20,190 --> 01:08:21,560
don't want to be doing this

1537
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,210
every fucking next cutscene we

1538
01:08:23,210 --> 01:08:26,000
get. You seem to be sure about

1539
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,840
that. So I will... I will take

1540
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,630
what you're saying on good

1541
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:33,700
faith.

1542
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:42,700
*music*

1543
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:43,700
*music*

1544
01:08:43,700 --> 01:09:05,700
*music*

1545
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:23,700
*music*

1546
01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:24,700
*music*

1547
01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:24,700
*music*

1548
01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:25,700
*music*

1549
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,700
Looks a bit ropey

1550
01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:33,330
Worms Armageddon is gonna be up

1551
01:09:33,330 --> 01:09:38,590
next if this is not gonna work

1552
01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:42,350
or Cooler World thinking of

1553
01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:44,420
doing a fucking Cooler World

1554
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,160
speedrun

1555
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,640
It's not looking good

1556
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,640
*Slow-Bang*

1557
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,640
*Slow-Bang*

1558
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,640
*Slow-Bang*

1559
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,640
*Slow-Bang*

1560
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:31,620
The End

1561
01:10:31,620 --> 01:11:01,600
The End

1562
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,600
The End

1563
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,950
Maybe it just wasn't meant to

1564
01:11:04,950 --> 01:11:05,100
be.

1565
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:07,100
The End

1566
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:09,100
The End

1567
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,100
The End

1568
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,100
The End

1569
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:13,100
The End

1570
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:13,100
The End

1571
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:15,100
The End

1572
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:17,100
The End

1573
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:19,100
The End

1574
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:19,100
The End

1575
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,100
The End

1576
01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:23,100
The End

1577
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:25,100
The End

1578
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:27,100
The End

1579
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:29,100
The End

1580
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,100
The End

1581
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:33,100
The End

1582
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:33,100
The End

1583
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:35,100
The End

1584
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:37,100
The End

1585
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:39,100
The End

1586
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,100
The End

1587
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,100
The End

1588
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,100
The End

1589
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,350
For the computer, for the

1590
01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:47,920
computer, for the computer.

1591
01:11:47,920 --> 01:12:05,920
*music*

1592
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:19,920
*music*

1593
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:33,920
*music*

1594
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:51,920
*music*

1595
01:12:51,920 --> 01:13:07,920
*music*

1596
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,920
*music*

1597
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:15,920
*music*

1598
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:19,920
*music*

1599
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:35,920
*music*

1600
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:39,920
*music*

1601
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:41,920
*music*

1602
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,920
*music*

1603
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,920
*music*

1604
01:13:47,920 --> 01:14:03,920
*music*

1605
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,920
*music*

1606
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:07,920
I need higher.

1607
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,340
Stop!

1608
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,800
Welcome back to another edition

1609
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,000
of Fat 32.

1610
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
A fantastic situation.

1611
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,330
When did the- we've got the

1612
01:14:38,330 --> 01:14:39,880
beats on. I didn't know there

1613
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,000
was beats on as well.

1614
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,530
Were the beats on during the

1615
01:14:43,530 --> 01:14:45,000
intro theme?

1616
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,990
Didn't know there was beats on.

1617
01:14:46,990 --> 01:14:48,000
Fuck that.

1618
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,690
But it did look good actually

1619
01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:51,400
seeing Stu in the denim shirt

1620
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,420
there, the slacks, the leather

1621
01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:54,000
belt.

1622
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:59,000
*Fuck is going on*

1623
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:20,580
I've got a lot of tabs open

1624
01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:21,540
here and it's going fucking

1625
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:22,760
crazy on me.

1626
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,940
I didn't realise that the deep

1627
01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:26,760
lo-fi house was playing.

1628
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,520
I've got a lot of tabs on my

1629
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:30,760
screen.

1630
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,120
I've got a lot of tabs on my

1631
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:32,760
screen.

1632
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:34,300
Say the word windows to a guy

1633
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:35,840
with one geek gene in him and

1634
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,760
he thinks you're talking about

1635
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:38,760
Microsoft windows.

1636
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:42,760
We need to crank that one up.

1637
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:49,720
I'm going to be my own best

1638
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,760
friend.

1639
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,920
Today we'll show you a sneak

1640
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,760
preview of Windows.

1641
01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:00,080
We're talking about Microsoft

1642
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,140
Windows to a guy with one geek

1643
01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:04,760
gene in him.

1644
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:22,760
One geek gene in him.

1645
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:24,760
Think about Microsoft Windows.

1646
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,640
Today we'll show you a sneak

1647
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,760
preview of Windows 95.

1648
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,940
Plus we'll look at the

1649
01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:30,760
competition.

1650
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,390
The new Warp OS 2 from IBM and

1651
01:16:32,390 --> 01:16:34,760
System 7.5 for the Apple Macintosh.

1652
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,380
Windows 95 and more on this

1653
01:16:37,380 --> 01:16:40,760
edition of the Computer Chronicles.

1654
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,840
on this edition of the Computer

1655
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,960
Chronicles.

1656
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,360
Five and more.

1657
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,420
On this edition of the Computer

1658
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:49,100
Chronicles.

1659
01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:50,640
Five and more.

1660
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,840
Five and more.

1661
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,240
Five and more.

1662
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,400
Five and more.

1663
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,800
Five and more.

1664
01:16:58,280 --> 01:16:59,740
Five and more.

1665
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,520
Five and more.

1666
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:05,860
Five and more.

1667
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:08,680
Five and more.

1668
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:13,220
Five and more. Five and more on

1669
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:16,510
this edition of the Computer

1670
01:17:16,510 --> 01:17:18,360
Chronicles.

1671
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:48,340
Mission of the Computer Chronicle.

1672
01:17:48,340 --> 01:18:18,320
Mission of the Computer Chronicles.

1673
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,240
And you can hear him having to

1674
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,240
temper his usually exuberant

1675
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,500
booming voice.

1676
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,340
He's in the corner of an office.

1677
01:18:25,820 --> 01:18:26,740
Women are at work.

1678
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:28,420
Where is Stu located?

1679
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:29,180
We don't know.

1680
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,580
But maybe that's a tight zoom.

1681
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:31,660
They're going to come back out.

1682
01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:33,240
And Stu is just perched on the

1683
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,810
side of a chair or something

1684
01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:35,680
like that.

1685
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,920
He has a suppressor on.

1686
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:41,440
He's operating under a stealth-based

1687
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,020
environment.

1688
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:46,000
All weapons and items for Stu

1689
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,280
were OSP.

1690
01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:48,720
And he certainly managed to

1691
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,160
acquire himself a lovely,

1692
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,920
lovely silencer inside here.

1693
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,040
Let's have a look.

1694
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:58,150
This is the way most work

1695
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:03,560
usually gets done in a group.

1696
01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:04,950
Several individuals get

1697
01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:06,530
together, discuss a common

1698
01:19:06,530 --> 01:19:08,300
project, and then the work gets

1699
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:08,840
divided

1700
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:09,780
among the individuals.

1701
01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:16,210
But when each person here

1702
01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:22,650
discuss a common project,

1703
01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:29,730
discuss a common project, and

1704
01:19:29,730 --> 01:19:31,420
then the work gets

1705
01:19:31,420 --> 01:19:32,860
divided among the individuals.

1706
01:19:32,860 --> 01:19:34,370
But when each person here goes

1707
01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:35,870
back to their own desk or their

1708
01:19:35,870 --> 01:19:37,440
own personal computer, the

1709
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,760
group dynamic is lost.

1710
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:39,890
And even if they're all

1711
01:19:39,890 --> 01:19:41,340
connected via a network, the

1712
01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:42,670
work process is still not quite

1713
01:19:42,670 --> 01:19:43,320
the same.

1714
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,600
I've only just realized where

1715
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,280
he is and what he's doing.

1716
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,620
I thought he was going to be

1717
01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:49,220
stood here in front, and they

1718
01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:50,340
were going to be in the

1719
01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:51,280
background.

1720
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:52,630
I didn't realize he was going

1721
01:19:52,630 --> 01:19:54,040
to be there just hovering over

1722
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:54,500
them.

1723
01:19:54,740 --> 01:19:56,250
Look at the size of the man, do

1724
01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:56,980
you know?

1725
01:19:58,020 --> 01:20:00,320
And it's a lovely start to the

1726
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:01,380
equation.

1727
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:02,650
And this was recommended by Glyn

1728
01:20:02,650 --> 01:20:03,140
as well.

1729
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:04,060
Thanks very much, Glyn.

1730
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:05,040
Said it's a belter of an

1731
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,540
episode, so I mean, I'm looking

1732
01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:07,340
forward to it.

1733
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,050
If this is how it starts, where

1734
01:20:09,050 --> 01:20:09,880
does it end?

1735
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,220
The solution to this problem...

1736
01:20:12,220 --> 01:20:13,480
Seven foot stew.

1737
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:14,840
And now we've come all the way

1738
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,140
out the back, and then he's

1739
01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:17,380
going to go to the end of his

1740
01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:17,780
lens

1741
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:18,780
again on stew.

1742
01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:21,800
Maybe not the end, but he'll

1743
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:25,190
finish on a nice medium C U,

1744
01:20:25,190 --> 01:20:26,520
medium C stew.

1745
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,940
The problem is called Groupware,

1746
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:30,930
a special kind of software

1747
01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:32,820
designed to simulate this

1748
01:20:32,820 --> 01:20:39,250
traditional process of working

1749
01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:45,680
together as a team.

1750
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,030
Today we'll take a look at

1751
01:20:47,030 --> 01:20:48,580
Groupware on this edition of

1752
01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:50,180
the Computer Chronicles.

1753
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:55,860
Computer Chronicles is made

1754
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possible in part by Cardinal

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Technologies, designer and

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manufacturer of advanced

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personal computer systems and

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communications peripherals,

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including multimedia and

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graphics products.

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Cardinal Technologies, where

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computer products are designed

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and manufactured in the USA.

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And by PC Connection and Mac

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Connection, mail order software

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and hardware peripherals for

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the PC and the Macintosh.

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And the Software Publishers

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Association, providers of

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educational materials to help

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manage software.

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Don't copy that floppy.

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Welcome to the Computer Chronicles,

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I'm Stuart...

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Welcome to the Computer Chronicles,

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I'm Stuart Shiffey.

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Lands are great and network

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email is great, but a computer

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still doesn't have the smarts

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of a good secretary when it

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comes to handling

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communications from co-workers.

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That is until this program came

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along called Beyond Mail.

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Let me show you how it works.

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This is the Beyond Mail screen

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over here, and this is the

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inbox, and normally, of course,

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all my...

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Comtex, Dow Jones, averages,

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Lebanon's interior minister,

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freed US hostage, Alan Steen,

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Terry Anderson, last American

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hostage, Hezbollah leader hints

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at further unrest.

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After two, 455 days in

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captivity.

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Those are the headlines.

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And not much has changed.

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Hezbollah still in the fucking

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news.

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Email would be piled into this

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one place.

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But with Beyond Mail, I can

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create separate folders, and it

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can sort the mail for me.

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Here are stories having to do

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with Dow Jones numbers.

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Here are news stories having to

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do with the release of the hostages.

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Here is a personal...

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Just referred to as the hostages.

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It was a big deal at that time,

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I would imagine.

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Mail folder.

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A letter from my brother.

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Here is an urgent...

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Hostage this, hostage that.

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Mail folder.

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A piece of mail from the boss.

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Which, of course, I can open up

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any one of these messages, as

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you would.

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A normal email system.

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And scroll through and read and

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so on and so forth.

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Eugene from Comtex.

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Lebanon's subject forward.

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Lebanon's interior minister

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says, German hostage.

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The kidnappers of two German

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aid workers and such and such

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held captive in Lebanon are

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preparing to flee or to free

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them.

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Interior minister Sami El-Khati

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said on Thursday.

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Let me show you what's

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interesting about this is the

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way you set up these rules.

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I go to the rule menu and

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manage.

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And you see the different rule

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sets I have.

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These are the rules I created.

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Break the rules, Stu.

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Break the stew.

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Created for those news feeds.

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These are the rules I created

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for the hostage stories.

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And as I open up, you'll see...

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Hostage stories.

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With the rules.

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Handheld hostage news update

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device.

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Or if the piece of email is

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coming from Comtex.

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If it includes keywords hostage,

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Anderson, and Sicipio.

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Keywords hostage, Anderson, Sicipio.

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I'm going to get an update on

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those hostages.

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This is hostage.

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It's from Dream Tech.

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And it's available now for $49.99.

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It's my pick of the week.

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The rule is move the message to

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the news hostages folder.

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Well, this is one approach to

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group wear.

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And today we'll look at several

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other approaches, including

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Lotus Notes, Higgins, Instant

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Up...

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Ha ha!

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...date meeting...

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And today we'll look at several

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other approaches...

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...I'm going to be my own best

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friend.

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He must have a...

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...in a...

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...including Lotus Notes, Higgins,

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Instant...

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Lotus Notes, Higgins, Lotus

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Notes, Higgins...

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...date meeting...

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...inst...

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including Lotus Notes, Higgins

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Instant Update Meeting Maker

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and Aspects. Now, groupware is

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still a new concept. Developers

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are still trying to figure out

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exactly what it should be. So,

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to start out today, we're going

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to visit the Institute for the

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Future in Menlo Park,

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California, where they've

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formed the Groupware Users

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Project.

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The Institute for the Future,

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known as IFTF, is a non-profit

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research firm that specializes

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in new information systems.

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They put together the Groupware

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Users Project to find out more

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about the consequences of using

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groupware. And the results so

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far are...

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Fucking hammering his space bar

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in his little office in his

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groupware room. Bit of groupthink

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going on.

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...in new information systems.

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They put together the Groupware

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Users Project to find out more

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about the consequences of using

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groupware. And the results so

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far are somewhat surprising,

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showing that groupware can be a

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two-edged sword.

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Mic is low. I see. I see. Well,

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maybe Stu is too high. Unusually,

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the episode audio quality is

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second to none. I don't need to

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have it cranked.

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...sword.

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You have the opportunity to

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make an...

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...opportunity.

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...A-P-P-E-R-T-U-N-I-T-Y.

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...organization more particip...

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...wedge sword.

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...you have the opportunity to

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make an organization more

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participatory and more open and

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more flexible than it's ever

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been before.

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But on the other hand, you also

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have the potential to make it

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more structured and more rigid

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and more inflexible than it's

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ever been before. And what the

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software does is create the

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opportunity to move in either

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direction. And it's up to us.

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It's up to the humans in the

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middle to make the decisions

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about which way that goes.

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Johansson says groupware can

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have a very beneficial effect

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on business, helping employees

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to concentrate on the task at

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hand rather than who came up

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with a particular idea. In that

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way, the computer terminal

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becomes a workplace equalizer.

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Johansson also says that groupware

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should not be thought of as a

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quick cure for organizational

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communication problems, but as

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a long-term strategy for team

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building.

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...as a posture goes, it's a

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real scenario. If you spend too

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long in the chair, you might

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end up curved like that.

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Hopefully you manage to rectify

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that.

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...is a long-term strategy for

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team building.

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It's one of those, isn't it? I've

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been there, you know.

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So the benefit of...

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You don't know until someone's

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taking a picture of you.

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...of groupware when it works

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is that it helps a team get

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done what they have to get done.

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It's defined very, very pragmatically.

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And the most effective forms of

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groupware that I've seen are

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those that relieve pain. But it's

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more than just a Rolaids effect

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where it relieves pain in the

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short term.

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Pain relief.

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...it actually reaches out to

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the future and changes the way

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the team has worked together

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over a longer period of time.

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The preliminary conclusions of

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the groupware users project at

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IFTF is that the fast pace of

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today's business requires a

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groupware mentality. Johansson

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says that groupware has to

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succeed. It's just a question

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of how long it takes for the

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software to mature. For the

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Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria

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Gabriel.

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Higgins 2.4 Lotus Notes. We're

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going to take a look now at the...

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Look at that whip. The whip is

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insane. Whiplash.

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We're going to take a look now

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at the latest versions of two

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groupware products, Lotus Notes

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and Higgins. Gameboy. And here

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to help us out are Eric Saul of

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Lotus. Sweaty fists. Before we

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even get to this book, I hope

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he's called Higgins. Oh man.

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Eric Lotus of Lotus Notes. And

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Jeremiah Higgins the third.

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Digital Hands. Señor Netanyahu.

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And Howard Case of Enable

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Software. Howard Case.

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Not as good. Eric, the term

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groupware is one of these...

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There was a little bit of a

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twitch there from Case. And

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Howard Case of Enable Software.

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I don't know if you've seen it.

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Here we go. Watch. Eric, the

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term... Bit of a pucker up.

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Groupware is one of these... I

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think he's blowing kisses at

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stew. We might have a stew

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lover on our hands. Let's see

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how this develops.

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I mean, a lot of products say

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they have their groupware. How

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do you define it? What do you

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call groupware at Lotus?

2037
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,150
Groupware is really any

2038
01:29:18,150 --> 01:29:19,000
software that's...

2039
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:22,140
That's a real interesting tash

2040
01:29:22,140 --> 01:29:25,250
as well from Eric Sol. I don't

2041
01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:28,000
know how I feel about it.

2042
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,660
...designed to help people work

2043
01:29:29,660 --> 01:29:31,270
together more effectively. And

2044
01:29:31,270 --> 01:29:32,460
it's really not a product

2045
01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:34,950
category as much as a type of

2046
01:29:34,950 --> 01:29:36,000
software

2047
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,640
and ideas that filter in a lot

2048
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,000
of kinds of software.

2049
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,170
We'll have to define it by

2050
01:29:40,170 --> 01:29:41,790
examples then. Howard, let's

2051
01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:43,190
turn to you and Higgins. What

2052
01:29:43,190 --> 01:29:44,000
is Higgins?

2053
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,000
What is Higgins?

2054
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,290
Higgins, what approach does

2055
01:29:46,290 --> 01:29:47,000
that take to...

2056
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,650
...by examples then? Howard,

2057
01:29:48,650 --> 01:29:50,000
let's turn to you and...

2058
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:53,270
Should I wait until the end to

2059
01:29:53,270 --> 01:29:56,390
do the beats or should I just

2060
01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:58,000
keep at it?

2061
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,000
I...

2062
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:16,460
Let's turn to you, and Higgins.

2063
01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:28,360
and Higgins and Higgins and Higgins

2064
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:39,300
and Higgins and Higgins and Higgins

2065
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:43,900
and Higgins.

2066
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:45,820
Rome about a virtual

2067
01:30:45,820 --> 01:30:47,400
environment with your and Higgins

2068
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:51,020
Game Boy Game Boy and Higgins

2069
01:30:51,020 --> 01:30:53,000
one of the coolest new computer

2070
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:57,060
games and Higgins game boy game

2071
01:30:57,060 --> 01:30:58,860
boy and Higgins

2072
01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:08,360
back off in Montecito and Higgins

2073
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:11,380
and Higgins and Higgins and Higgins

2074
01:31:11,380 --> 01:31:13,200
and Higgins and Higgins

2075
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,600
and Higgins and Higgins

2076
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:18,840
computer games and Higgins game

2077
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,960
boy and Higgins and Higgins and

2078
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:25,200
Higgins and Higgins and Higgins

2079
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:28,940
and Higgins and Higgins and Higgins

2080
01:31:28,940 --> 01:31:31,680
is this a bad thing for kids to

2081
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:34,440
be playing this or is there a

2082
01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:37,800
good sign and Higgins and Higgins

2083
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:41,040
and Higgins Game Boy and Higgins

2084
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:42,500
and Higgins

2085
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:44,060
and Higgins and Higgins what is

2086
01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:45,690
Higgins what approach does that

2087
01:31:45,690 --> 01:31:46,710
take to be playing it

2088
01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:47,900
approaches it from the

2089
01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:49,430
standpoint of an office system

2090
01:31:49,430 --> 01:31:50,880
a suite of functions that are

2091
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,560
built around electronic mail

2092
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,330
all of which are designed to

2093
01:31:54,330 --> 01:31:55,620
allow the information

2094
01:31:55,620 --> 01:32:00,280
Howard Case. He's on the case.

2095
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:03,510
It's Howard Case. From Enable

2096
01:32:03,510 --> 01:32:05,910
Software. He's always on the

2097
01:32:05,910 --> 01:32:08,540
case. It's Howard Case. Coming

2098
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:10,590
in thick and fast with that

2099
01:32:10,590 --> 01:32:12,840
software. Thank you very much

2100
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:14,860
there. Leonard's Bar and Higgins

2101
01:32:14,860 --> 01:32:16,750
keeps it simple. Thank you very

2102
01:32:16,750 --> 01:32:18,380
much there for the tip.

2103
01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:20,080
...to allow the information

2104
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:21,490
that's carried in electronic

2105
01:32:21,490 --> 01:32:22,830
mail to be integrated with an

2106
01:32:22,830 --> 01:32:24,350
individual and with the group's

2107
01:32:24,350 --> 01:32:25,160
daily work.

2108
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:26,160
You've got the Higgins screen

2109
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:28,360
up here. You got the Higgins.

2110
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,960
You got the Higgins. You got

2111
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:33,390
the Higgins. Maybe we need some

2112
01:32:33,390 --> 01:32:36,210
boom bap for that. We need to

2113
01:32:36,210 --> 01:32:38,720
go fucking into the stew

2114
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,970
archives. Dig in the crates

2115
01:32:41,970 --> 01:32:45,080
with DJ fucking stew or I don't

2116
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:47,060
know who else.

2117
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:49,800
Who's that DJ? The... The

2118
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:52,140
fucking... I can't remember.

2119
01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:54,260
Let me have a look. DJ Shadow.

2120
01:33:04,580 --> 01:32:58,740
Let's have a look there and see

2121
01:32:58,740 --> 01:33:04,830
what we can get. Go to... What's

2122
01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:09,490
a good fucking beat for this?

2123
01:33:09,490 --> 01:33:13,900
Stash Jones Beats. And the

2124
01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:16,100
never-ending emails from Stash

2125
01:33:16,100 --> 01:33:17,460
Jones Beats.

2126
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:21,590
...uh... What we got here

2127
01:33:21,590 --> 01:33:24,600
fucking... Bap.

2128
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,580
I'm on the phone with every

2129
01:33:26,580 --> 01:33:28,740
fucking studio at night.

2130
01:33:28,740 --> 01:33:31,740
Insurance companies. Producers.

2131
01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:35,550
Thank you very much there for

2132
01:33:35,550 --> 01:33:37,830
the tip there. Anti-Trockner.

2133
01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:40,050
Digging up the samples is right.

2134
01:33:40,050 --> 01:33:42,200
We want some good samples for

2135
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:42,580
this.

2136
01:33:43,700 --> 01:33:45,410
...uh... If you have any

2137
01:33:45,410 --> 01:33:48,340
recommendations there... Norway

2138
01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:50,300
are winning 11-1.

2139
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:52,970
...uh... Let me see there.

2140
01:33:52,970 --> 01:33:55,340
Fucking... What would be good

2141
01:33:55,340 --> 01:33:57,430
there for a good fucking...

2142
01:33:57,430 --> 01:33:59,850
Maybe since I left stew... What

2143
01:33:59,850 --> 01:34:02,680
do we want? We want maybe... Um...

2144
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:05,790
Maybe just instrumentals from...

2145
01:34:05,790 --> 01:34:09,560
From a 90s... Hip-hop scenario.

2146
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:13,000
Maybe... Uh... Maybe some... Dr.

2147
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,920
Dre... Dr. Stu.

2148
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:44,900
Thank you.

2149
01:34:44,900 --> 01:35:14,880
Thank you.

2150
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:16,880
Thank you.

2151
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,880
What do you call group words?

2152
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:20,880
Group words.

2153
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:22,880
Here.

2154
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:27,840
Oh, we lost him. We fucking

2155
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:28,880
lost him.

2156
01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:34,880
Oh, there it is. You got the Higgins.

2157
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:36,820
What you see in the upper left-hand

2158
01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:37,960
corner is a bar graph

2159
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:39,880
representation of somebody's

2160
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:41,570
day. So they're sure integrated

2161
01:35:41,570 --> 01:35:42,260
with an individual with the

2162
01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:42,880
group's daily work.

2163
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:44,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2164
01:35:44,390 --> 01:35:44,880
here.

2165
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:47,060
It's around electronic mail. It's

2166
01:35:47,060 --> 01:35:48,240
carried in electronic mail to

2167
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:49,090
be integrated with an

2168
01:35:49,090 --> 01:35:50,230
individual with the group's

2169
01:35:50,230 --> 01:35:50,880
daily work.

2170
01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:52,880
You got the Higgins.

2171
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:52,880
We sure do.

2172
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,930
You got the Higgins screen up

2173
01:35:55,930 --> 01:35:56,880
here.

2174
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:58,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2175
01:35:58,390 --> 01:35:58,880
here.

2176
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,880
We sure do.

2177
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,880
We sure do.

2178
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:04,070
With an individual with the

2179
01:36:04,070 --> 01:36:04,880
screen up here.

2180
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:06,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2181
01:36:06,390 --> 01:36:06,880
here.

2182
01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:08,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2183
01:36:08,390 --> 01:36:08,880
here.

2184
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:10,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2185
01:36:10,390 --> 01:36:10,880
here.

2186
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:12,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2187
01:36:12,390 --> 01:36:12,880
here.

2188
01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:14,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2189
01:36:14,390 --> 01:36:14,880
here.

2190
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:16,380
You got the Higgins screen up

2191
01:36:16,380 --> 01:36:16,880
here.

2192
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:18,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2193
01:36:18,390 --> 01:36:18,880
here.

2194
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:20,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2195
01:36:20,390 --> 01:36:20,880
here.

2196
01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:22,380
You got the Higgins screen up

2197
01:36:22,380 --> 01:36:22,880
here.

2198
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:24,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2199
01:36:24,390 --> 01:36:24,880
here.

2200
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2201
01:36:26,390 --> 01:36:26,880
here.

2202
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:28,880
Show us how this works.

2203
01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:30,880
We sure do.

2204
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:32,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2205
01:36:32,390 --> 01:36:32,880
here.

2206
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:34,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2207
01:36:34,390 --> 01:36:34,880
here.

2208
01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:36,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2209
01:36:36,390 --> 01:36:36,880
here.

2210
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,390
You got the Higgins screen up

2211
01:36:38,390 --> 01:36:38,880
here.

2212
01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:40,880
We sure do.

2213
01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:41,830
What you see in the upper left

2214
01:36:41,830 --> 01:36:42,880
hand corner is a bar graph.

2215
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:43,880
I tell you.

2216
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:44,880
It would be better.

2217
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:46,360
Sorry if we go to this

2218
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:47,770
situation that Dara

2219
01:36:47,770 --> 01:36:49,880
specifically made for us.

2220
01:36:49,880 --> 01:36:53,700
Which would be our keyboard

2221
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:55,880
sample rack.

2222
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,880
Beside the episode here.

2223
01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:59,880
Keyboard sample rack.

2224
01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:02,880
So we go back.

2225
01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:04,880
We get our Higgins out.

2226
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,880
And we go over here.

2227
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:08,880
Here it is.

2228
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:11,050
Computer still doesn't have the

2229
01:37:11,050 --> 01:37:13,070
smarts of a good secretary when

2230
01:37:13,070 --> 01:37:13,920
it comes to handling

2231
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:16,040
communications from coworkers.

2232
01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:17,680
That is until this program came

2233
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:19,260
along called Beyond Mail.

2234
01:37:19,260 --> 01:37:20,260
Let me show you how it worked.

2235
01:37:20,260 --> 01:37:21,260
It would be performing.

2236
01:37:21,260 --> 01:37:22,340
The hard as you would use the

2237
01:37:22,340 --> 01:37:23,820
sets and the keywords key order.

2238
01:37:23,820 --> 01:37:25,160
Well this is one Higgins

2239
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:26,160
Instant Upware.

2240
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:28,600
And today we'll look at several

2241
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,480
Higgins Instant Beef.

2242
01:37:30,480 --> 01:37:31,480
Somebody said.

2243
01:37:31,480 --> 01:37:34,840
...other approaches including...

2244
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:38,560
...including Lotus Notes, Higgins

2245
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,840
Instant Update...

2246
01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:41,840
...meeting maker.

2247
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,040
Today we'll look at several

2248
01:37:43,040 --> 01:37:44,840
other approaches including...

2249
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:47,840
...Lotus Notes, Higgins...

2250
01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,840
Wow.

2251
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:51,420
It even accounts for the

2252
01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:52,840
milliseconds look.

2253
01:37:52,840 --> 01:37:55,840
This little tech god.

2254
01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:56,840
Thank you very much.

2255
01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:58,590
And Dara is the tech god here

2256
01:37:58,590 --> 01:37:59,840
because...

2257
01:37:59,840 --> 01:38:01,990
...this even goes down to the

2258
01:38:01,990 --> 01:38:04,030
very fucking millisecond before

2259
01:38:04,030 --> 01:38:05,840
the sample so we don't have to...

2260
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,840
...hear Lotus Notes.

2261
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,840
We got the Higgins.

2262
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:12,210
Higgins Instant Update meeting

2263
01:38:12,210 --> 01:38:13,840
maker and aspects.

2264
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:15,220
Now groupware is still a new

2265
01:38:15,220 --> 01:38:15,840
concept.

2266
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:16,840
Aspects.

2267
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:18,360
Developers are still trying to

2268
01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:19,240
figure out exactly what it

2269
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:19,840
should be.

2270
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:20,780
So to start out today we're

2271
01:38:20,780 --> 01:38:21,830
going to visit the Institute

2272
01:38:21,830 --> 01:38:22,840
for the Future...

2273
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:24,840
...in Menlo Park, California...

2274
01:38:24,840 --> 01:38:26,470
...where they've formed the

2275
01:38:26,470 --> 01:38:27,840
Groupware Users Project.

2276
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:29,840
Okay we'll go there.

2277
01:38:29,840 --> 01:38:30,840
Get out of that.

2278
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:31,840
Get out of that.

2279
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:34,150
Be great just to have this lad

2280
01:38:34,150 --> 01:38:34,840
in it.

2281
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:36,840
As well as like a bit of...

2282
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:37,840
...a bit of mood.

2283
01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:39,840
Bit of a mood board.

2284
01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:41,210
But there was no like sound

2285
01:38:41,210 --> 01:38:42,840
clip that we needed from it.

2286
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:45,970
We're going to take a look now

2287
01:38:45,970 --> 01:38:49,110
at the latest versions of two

2288
01:38:49,110 --> 01:38:51,840
groupware products.

2289
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:52,840
Lotus Notes and...

2290
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:54,840
...Higgins.

2291
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:56,080
And here to help us out are

2292
01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:56,840
Eric...

2293
01:38:56,840 --> 01:38:57,840
That's so good.

2294
01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:59,670
...Sol of Lotus and Howard Case

2295
01:38:59,670 --> 01:39:00,840
of Enable Software.

2296
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:02,840
Just have a look at this little...

2297
01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:04,840
...blowing kisses to Stu.

2298
01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:10,840
Shit.

2299
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:22,840
...Stung by a bee.

2300
01:39:22,840 --> 01:39:24,730
Groupware is one of these

2301
01:39:24,730 --> 01:39:26,840
mystery words right now.

2302
01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:27,840
Somewhat like AI.

2303
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:28,750
I mean a lot of products say

2304
01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:29,840
they have their groupware.

2305
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:32,840
Skip. Skip. Skip. Higgins.

2306
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:33,840
Ann Higgins. What?

2307
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:36,840
Ann Higgins. My auntie.

2308
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:38,000
...that filter in a lot of

2309
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:38,840
kinds of software.

2310
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:39,990
We'll have to define it by

2311
01:39:39,990 --> 01:39:40,840
examples then.

2312
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:40,840
Right.

2313
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:41,840
Howard, let's turn to you.

2314
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:42,840
And Higgins.

2315
01:39:47,840 --> 01:39:48,840
And there we go there.

2316
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:50,840
And then we hit that there.

2317
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:51,840
Should be good.

2318
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:53,250
And Higgins. What is Higgins?

2319
01:39:53,250 --> 01:39:53,840
What approach...

2320
01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:54,840
What is Higgins?

2321
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:55,990
We'll have to define it by

2322
01:39:55,990 --> 01:39:56,840
examples then.

2323
01:39:56,840 --> 01:39:58,070
Howard, let's turn to you. And

2324
01:39:58,070 --> 01:39:58,840
Higgins. What...

2325
01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:03,620
What is Higgins? What approach

2326
01:40:03,620 --> 01:40:07,840
does that take to groupware?

2327
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:08,720
It approaches it from the

2328
01:40:08,720 --> 01:40:09,840
standpoint of an office system.

2329
01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:11,230
A suite of functions that are

2330
01:40:11,230 --> 01:40:12,840
built around electronic mail.

2331
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:14,320
Would be good if the sample

2332
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:15,840
buttons could be labelled.

2333
01:40:16,840 --> 01:40:17,840
With the...

2334
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:19,380
Yeah, that I could write in the

2335
01:40:19,380 --> 01:40:21,840
name of the fucking thing. Yeah.

2336
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:23,840
That'll be next I imagine. He's

2337
01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:23,840
very...

2338
01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:25,840
Industrious.

2339
01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:26,840
Although that's...

2340
01:40:26,840 --> 01:40:28,350
That's not me saying to you

2341
01:40:28,350 --> 01:40:28,840
there, Derek.

2342
01:40:28,840 --> 01:40:29,840
Get that sorted.

2343
01:40:29,840 --> 01:40:30,840
But just me...

2344
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:31,970
It seems to be the case every

2345
01:40:31,970 --> 01:40:32,960
time we come back onto this

2346
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:33,840
fucking...

2347
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:34,840
Website.

2348
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:35,840
You've got something new.

2349
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:36,840
And look at this.

2350
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,840
What episode it is as well.

2351
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:39,840
Strange, huh?

2352
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:55,840
Nobody move, please.

2353
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:00,840
Just stay quiet.

2354
01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:02,840
Just stay Higgins.

2355
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:05,840
You got the Higgins.

2356
01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:06,840
You got the Higgins.

2357
01:41:06,840 --> 01:41:07,840
Yeah.

2358
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:08,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2359
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:09,840
You got the Higgins.

2360
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:10,840
You got the Higgins.

2361
01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:11,840
Yeah.

2362
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:12,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2363
01:41:12,840 --> 01:41:13,840
You got the Higgins.

2364
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:14,840
You got the Higgins.

2365
01:41:14,840 --> 01:41:15,840
Yeah.

2366
01:41:15,840 --> 01:41:16,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2367
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:17,840
You got the Higgins.

2368
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:18,840
Yeah.

2369
01:41:18,840 --> 01:41:19,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2370
01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:20,840
You got the Higgins.

2371
01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:21,840
Yeah.

2372
01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:22,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2373
01:41:22,840 --> 01:41:23,840
You got the Higgins.

2374
01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:24,840
Yeah.

2375
01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:25,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2376
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:26,840
You got the Higgins.

2377
01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:27,840
Yeah.

2378
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:28,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2379
01:41:28,840 --> 01:41:29,840
You got the Higgins.

2380
01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:30,840
Yeah.

2381
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:31,840
It's gonna be a great track.

2382
01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:32,840
You got the Higgins.

2383
01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:33,840
You got the Higgins.

2384
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:34,840
Alright.

2385
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:35,840
You got the Higgins.

2386
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:38,840
You got the Higgins.

2387
01:41:38,840 --> 01:41:39,570
You got the Higgins screen up

2388
01:41:39,570 --> 01:41:39,840
here.

2389
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:40,840
And show us how this works.

2390
01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:41,840
Yeah.

2391
01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:42,840
We sure do.

2392
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:43,760
And what you see in the upper

2393
01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:44,760
left hand corner is a bar graph

2394
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:45,840
representation of somebody's

2395
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:46,840
day.

2396
01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:48,090
So they can see what they've

2397
01:41:48,090 --> 01:41:49,400
got to deal with right off the

2398
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:49,840
bat.

2399
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:51,840
There's a detail behind that.

2400
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:52,840
There's also.

2401
01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:53,840
Mother's birthday.

2402
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:54,840
Send flowers.

2403
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:55,840
Immediately.

2404
01:41:55,840 --> 01:41:57,420
Got to deal with right off the

2405
01:41:57,420 --> 01:41:57,840
bat.

2406
01:41:57,840 --> 01:41:58,840
There's a.

2407
01:41:58,840 --> 01:41:59,840
Send mother flowers now quick.

2408
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:00,840
Uh.

2409
01:42:00,840 --> 01:42:01,840
The birthday is gonna be over.

2410
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:02,840
Detail behind.

2411
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:03,840
Detail behind.

2412
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:04,840
Meeting Tom.

2413
01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:05,840
Office automation.

2414
01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:07,840
Committee room B.

2415
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:08,840
ABBA dinner.

2416
01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:09,840
At the Hilton.

2417
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:11,320
Having dinner with the members

2418
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:11,840
of ABBA.

2419
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:13,300
the members of ABBA. Behind

2420
01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:14,630
that there's also a Rolodex

2421
01:42:14,630 --> 01:42:16,050
that we've got here where you

2422
01:42:16,050 --> 01:42:16,640
can store.

2423
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:19,230
You got the Higgins, we sure do.

2424
01:42:19,230 --> 01:42:21,420
We've got Tom Armstrong, Bill

2425
01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:23,920
Chin, Betty Edwards, Higgins

2426
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:24,240
Group.

2427
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,930
We got James Spivak, Rick Sanford,

2428
01:42:28,930 --> 01:42:33,370
George Sanders, David Oppenberg

2429
01:42:33,370 --> 01:42:35,440
and Pam Hill.

2430
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:40,710
My wife's name is Harriet,

2431
01:42:40,710 --> 01:42:44,810
children Sally, Tom Jr. 21,

2432
01:42:44,810 --> 01:42:48,160
golf handicap four, likes

2433
01:42:48,160 --> 01:42:49,840
Italian food.

2434
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:51,450
What kind of fucking program

2435
01:42:51,450 --> 01:42:53,110
was this Higgins? It had too

2436
01:42:53,110 --> 01:42:55,040
much, too much information.

2437
01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:57,200
And there's a to-do list for

2438
01:42:57,200 --> 01:42:59,290
keeping your commitments

2439
01:42:59,290 --> 01:43:01,830
available. But all of this is

2440
01:43:01,830 --> 01:43:02,800
sitting on a relational

2441
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:03,860
database that ties this

2442
01:43:03,860 --> 01:43:04,640
information.

2443
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:06,830
What's my son's name again? Oh

2444
01:43:06,830 --> 01:43:09,120
yeah, Tom Jr. He's 21.

2445
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:10,950
Together, and more importantly,

2446
01:43:10,950 --> 01:43:12,480
the electronic messages that

2447
01:43:12,480 --> 01:43:13,870
are carried with email for

2448
01:43:13,870 --> 01:43:15,350
communications are tied into

2449
01:43:15,350 --> 01:43:16,480
the same system.

2450
01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:18,300
Here's the in-basket that when

2451
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:19,910
you receive new mail and new

2452
01:43:19,910 --> 01:43:21,850
information that comes in, and

2453
01:43:21,850 --> 01:43:23,380
it all comes into this one spot,

2454
01:43:23,380 --> 01:43:24,960
including, as you can see here,

2455
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:26,440
phone messages and requests to

2456
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:28,080
attend meetings and so forth.

2457
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:28,990
Lots of different kinds of

2458
01:43:28,990 --> 01:43:30,240
messages are sitting in the box.

2459
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:31,290
Lots of different kinds of

2460
01:43:31,290 --> 01:43:32,470
messages, and the first thing

2461
01:43:32,470 --> 01:43:33,660
that the user wants to do is be

2462
01:43:33,660 --> 01:43:34,750
able to filter that out to find

2463
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,160
out what's important to them.

2464
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:37,520
If I've been out of the office,

2465
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:38,710
I might want to just see my

2466
01:43:38,710 --> 01:43:40,310
phone messages when I come back.

2467
01:43:40,310 --> 01:43:41,720
Okay? I also might want to know

2468
01:43:41,720 --> 01:43:43,010
what the boss has sent me so

2469
01:43:43,010 --> 01:43:44,360
that I can get to those right

2470
01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:44,880
away.

2471
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:49,370
other main area that Higgins

2472
01:43:49,370 --> 01:43:50,520
works with is...

2473
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:52,540
I don't know if I want him

2474
01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:54,320
saying it. Does it matter?

2475
01:43:54,760 --> 01:43:56,420
Yeah, I mean, we can get rid of

2476
01:43:56,420 --> 01:43:58,440
it if it's not good enough.

2477
01:43:59,740 --> 01:44:00,420
We just want to hear Stu say it

2478
01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:02,540
some more, really, I think.

2479
01:44:03,940 --> 01:44:04,940
I also might want to know what

2480
01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:06,620
the boss has sent me

2481
01:44:06,620 --> 01:44:07,820
so that I can get to those

2482
01:44:07,820 --> 01:44:08,560
right away.

2483
01:44:09,740 --> 01:44:12,180
The other main area that Higgins

2484
01:44:12,180 --> 01:44:14,360
works with is

2485
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:16,820
helping people put together...

2486
01:44:16,820 --> 01:44:18,340
The other main area that

2487
01:44:18,340 --> 01:44:20,860
that Higgins works with is

2488
01:44:20,860 --> 01:44:23,280
helping people put together...

2489
01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:24,750
Higgins isn't simple. Thank you

2490
01:44:24,750 --> 01:44:26,040
very, very much there for the

2491
01:44:26,040 --> 01:44:26,460
tip.

2492
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:28,330
Skip to 16.45 in this podcast

2493
01:44:28,330 --> 01:44:29,760
here. Pat Kenny saying

2494
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,810
Hot Town, Summer in the City.

2495
01:44:31,810 --> 01:44:32,980
Fucking hell.

2496
01:44:37,660 --> 01:44:38,140
Christ.

2497
01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:45,400
Copy that fucking link.

2498
01:44:47,060 --> 01:44:47,900
Open that link.

2499
01:44:50,060 --> 01:44:50,880
It's not opening.

2500
01:44:53,020 --> 01:44:53,560
Or is?

2501
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,090
Maybe another time. I have to

2502
01:45:00,090 --> 01:45:01,250
skimp through an episode there

2503
01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:01,860
and everything.

2504
01:45:02,060 --> 01:45:03,170
I need to stick on this buzz,

2505
01:45:03,170 --> 01:45:04,160
but thank you very much.

2506
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:05,480
I'll keep that in mind. It

2507
01:45:05,480 --> 01:45:06,940
sounds like a great situation.

2508
01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:07,040
A group schedule.

2509
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:11,020
Using this function right here,

2510
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:12,800
it brings up the list of people

2511
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:15,020
that's available on the network.

2512
01:45:15,460 --> 01:45:16,370
Now, these people don't

2513
01:45:16,370 --> 01:45:17,920
necessarily work in the same

2514
01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:18,360
office

2515
01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:19,420
or in the same location.

2516
01:45:19,580 --> 01:45:20,100
But they're on the network.

2517
01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:21,020
But they're on the network

2518
01:45:21,020 --> 01:45:21,360
somewhere,

2519
01:45:21,700 --> 01:45:23,000
and Higgins keeps the table in

2520
01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:23,980
the same location.

2521
01:45:23,980 --> 01:45:24,980
But they're on the network.

2522
01:45:24,980 --> 01:45:26,480
Mm-hmm.

2523
01:45:27,900 --> 01:45:29,060
But they're on the network

2524
01:45:29,060 --> 01:45:30,400
somewhere,

2525
01:45:30,780 --> 01:45:30,860
and...

2526
01:45:30,860 --> 01:45:34,650
Higgins keeps the tables of

2527
01:45:34,650 --> 01:45:38,460
where their data is located,

2528
01:45:39,020 --> 01:45:40,860
and I'm able to even pull out

2529
01:45:40,860 --> 01:45:42,600
resources here.

2530
01:45:43,020 --> 01:45:43,440
I might want to get a

2531
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:44,630
conference room for these

2532
01:45:44,630 --> 01:45:45,560
people to meet in,

2533
01:45:45,640 --> 01:45:46,500
see if it's available.

2534
01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:47,850
So all their calendars and the

2535
01:45:47,850 --> 01:45:48,900
schedule of that room

2536
01:45:48,900 --> 01:45:49,980
is really in this database.

2537
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:51,300
Yeah, they're in separate

2538
01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:51,980
databases,

2539
01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:53,540
and right then what Higgins did

2540
01:45:53,540 --> 01:45:55,060
was went to those databases,

2541
01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:56,400
retrieved those, and brought

2542
01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:57,020
them back here

2543
01:45:57,020 --> 01:45:58,240
so that right away we can see

2544
01:45:58,240 --> 01:45:59,160
we've got a hole in the

2545
01:45:59,160 --> 01:45:59,660
calendar

2546
01:45:59,660 --> 01:46:00,560
at lunch.

2547
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:02,740
We can have a meeting, and we

2548
01:46:02,740 --> 01:46:03,540
can say,

2549
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:04,850
okay, go ahead, let's schedule

2550
01:46:04,850 --> 01:46:05,440
this thing.

2551
01:46:05,540 --> 01:46:06,230
So Higgins, in fact, will

2552
01:46:06,230 --> 01:46:07,260
suggest the best time...

2553
01:46:07,260 --> 01:46:08,600
Yes, it did, right there.

2554
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:09,470
It'd be great to get some

2555
01:46:09,470 --> 01:46:10,260
isolated...

2556
01:46:11,140 --> 01:46:11,840
Mm-hmm.

2557
01:46:12,420 --> 01:46:13,040
Uh-huh.

2558
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:13,720
All right.

2559
01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:14,400
Okay.

2560
01:46:14,480 --> 01:46:14,920
What else?

2561
01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:16,480
The one-hour meeting from 12...

2562
01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:17,300
I might need to get another

2563
01:46:17,300 --> 01:46:18,280
episode for that, though.

2564
01:46:18,280 --> 01:46:18,580
The one.

2565
01:46:18,660 --> 01:46:19,800
If I say that's fine,

2566
01:46:20,220 --> 01:46:21,350
let's go ahead and send a

2567
01:46:21,350 --> 01:46:22,580
message to everybody,

2568
01:46:23,100 --> 01:46:24,200
and this will request their

2569
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:25,160
attendance.

2570
01:46:25,280 --> 01:46:26,060
If they accept that,

2571
01:46:26,100 --> 01:46:27,230
it'll put it on their calendar

2572
01:46:27,230 --> 01:46:28,040
right at that point

2573
01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:29,400
with the notes that I send them.

2574
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:30,600
In fact, I could send a

2575
01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:31,800
spreadsheet along with this

2576
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:32,800
which might have a budget that

2577
01:46:32,800 --> 01:46:33,680
they should review for the

2578
01:46:33,680 --> 01:46:34,140
meeting.

2579
01:46:34,140 --> 01:46:34,200
Yeah.

2580
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:36,560
So that's really a very useful

2581
01:46:36,560 --> 01:46:38,480
function in Higgins.

2582
01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:40,040
But as I mentioned,

2583
01:46:40,120 --> 01:46:41,490
this relational database that

2584
01:46:41,490 --> 01:46:43,160
ties this information together,

2585
01:46:43,580 --> 01:46:45,270
I can use this retrieval screen

2586
01:46:45,270 --> 01:46:45,800
here,

2587
01:46:45,980 --> 01:46:46,800
and I could type in, for

2588
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:47,300
instance,

2589
01:46:47,380 --> 01:46:48,240
the OA committee.

2590
01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:51,200
I'll type that wrong.

2591
01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:53,300
Lovely little error noise there.

2592
01:46:54,300 --> 01:46:55,350
And I could type in, for

2593
01:46:55,350 --> 01:46:55,840
instance,

2594
01:46:55,920 --> 01:46:56,780
the OA committee.

2595
01:46:58,600 --> 01:46:59,860
Oh, I'll type that wrong,

2596
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:00,540
but that's okay.

2597
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:01,740
It keeps track of these words

2598
01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:02,180
for me.

2599
01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:03,920
I can just pull that one up

2600
01:47:03,920 --> 01:47:04,760
and say,

2601
01:47:04,840 --> 01:47:05,750
go find all of the things

2602
01:47:05,750 --> 01:47:07,060
related to the OA committee.

2603
01:47:07,200 --> 01:47:08,100
Well, there's three people.

2604
01:47:08,220 --> 01:47:10,260
That's a directory listing,

2605
01:47:10,420 --> 01:47:11,380
somebody in the Rolodex.

2606
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:12,200
Please be careful.

2607
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:13,660
Please be careful.

2608
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:15,740
DJ Chucky Peanuts,

2609
01:47:15,820 --> 01:47:16,640
thank you very much.

2610
01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:17,960
Action item that we're working

2611
01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:18,680
on together.

2612
01:47:19,180 --> 01:47:20,280
Here's electronic mail,

2613
01:47:20,340 --> 01:47:21,280
which would have a threaded

2614
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:21,840
conversation

2615
01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:22,600
of the different people that

2616
01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:23,300
are involved in this.

2617
01:47:23,300 --> 01:47:24,040
Threaded combos.

2618
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:25,970
So that you kind of get these

2619
01:47:25,970 --> 01:47:27,100
ad hoc databases

2620
01:47:27,100 --> 01:47:28,360
that individuals create.

2621
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:28,860
Ad hoc.

2622
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:30,190
And that can be shared with

2623
01:47:30,190 --> 01:47:31,700
everybody on the network.

2624
01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:31,960
Right.

2625
01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:32,950
Of course, there's a lot of

2626
01:47:32,950 --> 01:47:33,940
confidentiality as well.

2627
01:47:34,020 --> 01:47:35,320
Each individual can define what's

2628
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:35,840
private.

2629
01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:37,290
It's just your man there who

2630
01:47:37,290 --> 01:47:38,300
sent me the link.

2631
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:39,990
I can't play that content that

2632
01:47:39,990 --> 01:47:40,840
you sent me.

2633
01:47:40,900 --> 01:47:41,340
It's locked.

2634
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:43,310
It's like a Patreon locked

2635
01:47:43,310 --> 01:47:45,320
second captain's post.

2636
01:47:45,480 --> 01:47:46,320
You need to subscribe.

2637
01:47:47,020 --> 01:47:49,840
And maybe if you could...

2638
01:47:49,840 --> 01:47:50,720
Please be careful.

2639
01:47:51,060 --> 01:47:52,400
Please be careful the next time

2640
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:53,860
when you're sending those links.

2641
01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:54,440
That'd be great.

2642
01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:55,270
But thank you very much for the

2643
01:47:55,270 --> 01:47:55,700
tip though.

2644
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:56,420
And Paul Meskel.

2645
01:47:56,540 --> 01:47:57,560
Thank you very much there, Paul

2646
01:47:57,560 --> 01:47:57,980
Meskel.

2647
01:47:58,940 --> 01:47:59,340
Gladiator.

2648
01:48:00,060 --> 01:48:00,880
Normal people.

2649
01:48:01,300 --> 01:48:02,260
All that stuff.

2650
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:03,520
Thank you very much.

2651
01:48:04,960 --> 01:48:06,140
Howard Case, everybody.

2652
01:48:07,280 --> 01:48:08,720
He's on the case.

2653
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,080
It's Howard Case.

2654
01:48:12,500 --> 01:48:13,880
He's on the case.

2655
01:48:15,440 --> 01:48:16,760
It's Howard Case.

2656
01:48:16,760 --> 01:48:17,620
It's Howard Case.

2657
01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:18,680
All right.

2658
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:19,740
Well, it sounds like one def...

2659
01:48:19,740 --> 01:48:20,860
Fucking head case.

2660
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:21,920
And look at that.

2661
01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:26,840
Another everlasting sourball gobstopper

2662
01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:30,440
has entered the fray of Case.

2663
01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:32,710
He has gone completely super

2664
01:48:32,710 --> 01:48:33,920
sour on that one.

2665
01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:36,080
That top lip doing a little bit

2666
01:48:36,080 --> 01:48:37,340
of extra work.

2667
01:48:37,420 --> 01:48:38,200
It's doing all the work.

2668
01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:39,230
It's carrying the episode at

2669
01:48:39,230 --> 01:48:39,800
the moment.

2670
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:41,740
And then the eyes have it.

2671
01:48:41,860 --> 01:48:42,820
The eyes have it.

2672
01:48:43,520 --> 01:48:44,900
The eyes have it.

2673
01:48:44,980 --> 01:48:45,460
There we go.

2674
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:46,540
That little glint.

2675
01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:49,780
He's on the case.

2676
01:48:50,740 --> 01:48:53,160
None other than Howard Case.

2677
01:48:53,620 --> 01:48:54,940
He's got the face.

2678
01:48:56,540 --> 01:48:58,320
Motherf***ing Howard Case.

2679
01:48:58,320 --> 01:49:00,380
One definition of group wear to

2680
01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:01,220
me, Eric.

2681
01:49:01,300 --> 01:49:02,450
Now, what approach does Lotus

2682
01:49:02,450 --> 01:49:03,640
Notes take to group wear?

2683
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:05,210
Well, Lotus Notes is a group

2684
01:49:05,210 --> 01:49:06,690
collaboration product that

2685
01:49:06,690 --> 01:49:07,590
helps people work together more

2686
01:49:07,590 --> 01:49:08,100
effectively.

2687
01:49:08,100 --> 01:49:09,220
That's the end of Higgins.

2688
01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:11,000
Should we just give a little

2689
01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:12,780
blast and see a little taste

2690
01:49:12,780 --> 01:49:14,680
test and see how we get on?

2691
01:49:15,060 --> 01:49:15,760
What are we thinking?

2692
01:49:15,860 --> 01:49:17,000
Are we thinking deep lo-fi

2693
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:17,800
house beats?

2694
01:49:18,420 --> 01:49:21,710
Are we going to go with boom bap

2695
01:49:21,710 --> 01:49:23,280
90s rap?

2696
01:49:23,620 --> 01:49:25,160
I mean, it's...

2697
01:49:25,160 --> 01:49:26,980
The world is our oyster here.

2698
01:49:27,380 --> 01:49:28,760
I just think with the You Got

2699
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:30,440
the Higgins, there was a little

2700
01:49:30,440 --> 01:49:31,930
bit more of a hip-hop tonality

2701
01:49:31,930 --> 01:49:32,500
to that.

2702
01:49:33,760 --> 01:49:34,660
Deep and low.

2703
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:36,080
Horrorcore.

2704
01:49:37,660 --> 01:49:38,520
Boom bap.

2705
01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:42,320
What about Spotifyflex testimonials?

2706
01:49:42,500 --> 01:49:44,910
Over 10,000 people following my

2707
01:49:44,910 --> 01:49:45,500
brand.

2708
01:49:46,400 --> 01:49:49,030
Over 10,000 people following my

2709
01:49:49,030 --> 01:49:49,840
brand.

2710
01:49:53,100 --> 01:49:53,620
Craftwork.

2711
01:49:55,620 --> 01:49:56,100
Horrorcore.

2712
01:49:56,100 --> 01:49:57,940
Hmm

2713
01:49:57,940 --> 01:49:59,300
Horrorcore would be

2714
01:49:59,300 --> 01:50:00,020
Gravediggers

2715
01:50:00,020 --> 01:50:02,180
Or Gravedig-as

2716
01:50:02,180 --> 01:50:04,180
Uh

2717
01:50:04,180 --> 01:50:06,880
What about some nice

2718
01:50:06,880 --> 01:50:07,920
Sort of fucking

2719
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:08,700
What do these

2720
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:09,260
Can't be

2721
01:50:09,260 --> 01:50:09,840
Oops

2722
01:50:09,840 --> 01:50:11,040
What do I

2723
01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:12,700
Um

2724
01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:13,940
What do I say there

2725
01:50:13,940 --> 01:50:16,120
Uh

2726
01:50:16,120 --> 01:50:35,180
This might not work

2727
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:36,700
I might need to go back in time

2728
01:50:36,700 --> 01:50:37,340
I don't know

2729
01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:44,200
It's used to disseminate

2730
01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:47,860
information

2731
01:50:47,860 --> 01:50:48,460
Oh fuck

2732
01:50:48,460 --> 01:50:52,510
Things such as news or

2733
01:50:52,510 --> 01:50:56,360
reference material

2734
01:50:56,360 --> 01:50:56,860
Higgins

2735
01:50:56,860 --> 01:50:57,780
Higgins

2736
01:50:57,780 --> 01:50:58,260
Higgins

2737
01:50:58,260 --> 01:50:59,340
Higgins

2738
01:50:59,340 --> 01:51:00,820
And here to help us out are

2739
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:01,660
Eric Higgins

2740
01:51:01,660 --> 01:51:03,220
And here to help us out are

2741
01:51:03,220 --> 01:51:03,840
Eric Saul

2742
01:51:03,840 --> 01:51:04,360
Higgins

2743
01:51:04,360 --> 01:51:05,830
And here to help us out are

2744
01:51:05,830 --> 01:51:06,820
Eric and Higgins

2745
01:51:06,820 --> 01:51:07,520
What is Higgins

2746
01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:08,500
What approach does that

2747
01:51:08,500 --> 01:51:09,120
Higgins

2748
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:09,950
And here to help us out are

2749
01:51:09,950 --> 01:51:10,240
Eric and Higgins

2750
01:51:10,240 --> 01:51:10,960
What is Higgins

2751
01:51:10,960 --> 01:51:11,660
What a Higgins

2752
01:51:11,660 --> 01:51:12,560
No it's not

2753
01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:13,040
It's not

2754
01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:14,240
It's too loose

2755
01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:14,540
It's

2756
01:51:14,540 --> 01:51:14,860
It's

2757
01:51:14,860 --> 01:51:17,280
What about that

2758
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:17,680
Uh

2759
01:51:17,680 --> 01:51:20,540
Get that Dr. Dre one

2760
01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:22,320
Had the Dre one

2761
01:51:22,320 --> 01:51:23,320
Lower pitch beat

2762
01:51:23,320 --> 01:51:26,260
Like that

2763
01:51:26,260 --> 01:51:27,180
Maybe um

2764
01:51:27,180 --> 01:51:29,180
Let's see

2765
01:51:29,180 --> 01:51:30,280
Here to help us out are Eric

2766
01:51:30,280 --> 01:51:31,550
Saul of Lotus at that point

2767
01:51:31,550 --> 01:51:32,650
with the notes that I send them

2768
01:51:32,650 --> 01:51:33,480
in fact I could send a

2769
01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:37,220
spreadsheet along with it. I'm

2770
01:51:37,220 --> 01:51:42,940
fucking it up.

2771
01:51:42,940 --> 01:51:45,310
Here to help us out are Eric

2772
01:51:45,310 --> 01:51:47,690
Saul of Lotus at that point

2773
01:51:47,690 --> 01:51:50,380
with the notes that I send them

2774
01:51:50,380 --> 01:51:52,220
in fact I could send a

2775
01:51:52,220 --> 01:51:55,250
spreadsheet along with it. I'm

2776
01:51:55,250 --> 01:51:57,000
fucking it up.

2777
01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:59,060
...

2778
01:51:59,060 --> 01:52:01,260
...

2779
01:52:01,260 --> 01:52:03,180
...

2780
01:52:03,180 --> 01:52:05,220
...

2781
01:52:05,220 --> 01:52:09,220
...

2782
01:52:09,220 --> 01:52:13,220
...

2783
01:52:13,220 --> 01:52:14,220
...

2784
01:52:14,220 --> 01:52:16,220
...

2785
01:52:16,220 --> 01:52:18,260
...

2786
01:52:18,260 --> 01:52:18,760
...

2787
01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:19,240
...

2788
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:20,200
...

2789
01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:21,220
...

2790
01:52:21,220 --> 01:52:22,520
...

2791
01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:22,720
...

2792
01:52:22,720 --> 01:52:22,960
...

2793
01:52:22,960 --> 01:52:23,060
...

2794
01:52:23,060 --> 01:52:23,100
...

2795
01:52:23,100 --> 01:52:23,140
...

2796
01:52:23,140 --> 01:52:23,140
...

2797
01:52:23,140 --> 01:52:23,140
...

2798
01:52:23,140 --> 01:52:23,220
...

2799
01:52:23,220 --> 01:52:23,280
...

2800
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:23,340
...

2801
01:52:23,340 --> 01:52:23,680
...

2802
01:52:23,680 --> 01:52:23,840
...

2803
01:52:23,840 --> 01:52:25,140
...

2804
01:52:25,140 --> 01:52:26,700
And Higgins keeps... You've got

2805
01:52:26,700 --> 01:52:28,430
the Higgins screen up here. And

2806
01:52:28,430 --> 01:52:30,040
Higgins keeps...

2807
01:52:30,040 --> 01:52:31,360
Not working. Not working.

2808
01:52:31,360 --> 01:52:32,460
People don't like it.

2809
01:52:33,180 --> 01:52:34,270
It needs a higher pitch to

2810
01:52:34,270 --> 01:52:35,340
match stew.

2811
01:52:37,060 --> 01:52:38,560
What are we talking there?

2812
01:52:46,300 --> 01:52:47,360
Go G-Funk.

2813
01:52:51,500 --> 01:52:53,920
Thank you. Thank you.

2814
01:52:54,940 --> 01:52:56,470
Larry Schluck. Thank you very

2815
01:52:56,470 --> 01:52:59,260
much. It might need to be...

2816
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:01,960
Not hip-hop. Maybe hip-hop is

2817
01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:04,080
not good enough for it.

2818
01:53:24,740 --> 01:53:26,890
out are Eric Saul Higgins and

2819
01:53:26,890 --> 01:53:28,250
here to help us out are Eric

2820
01:53:28,250 --> 01:53:29,940
Saul Higgins and here to help

2821
01:53:29,940 --> 01:53:33,860
that Higgins works with is Higgins

2822
01:53:33,860 --> 01:53:35,860
and here to help Higgins and

2823
01:53:35,860 --> 01:53:36,920
here to help us Higgins

2824
01:53:36,920 --> 01:53:39,420
and Higgins keeps that the Higgins

2825
01:53:39,420 --> 01:53:42,020
and Higgins keeps that the Higgins

2826
01:53:42,020 --> 01:53:43,400
and Higgins keeps that

2827
01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:45,520
the Higgins and here to help Higgins

2828
01:53:45,520 --> 01:53:47,290
and here to help us Higgins and

2829
01:53:47,290 --> 01:53:49,200
here to help us out are Eric

2830
01:53:49,200 --> 01:53:49,440
Saul

2831
01:53:49,440 --> 01:53:51,940
Higgins keeps the tables of

2832
01:53:51,940 --> 01:53:54,930
where their data is located,

2833
01:53:54,930 --> 01:53:57,360
and I'm able to even...

2834
01:53:57,360 --> 01:54:03,850
What is Higgins? What approach

2835
01:54:03,850 --> 01:54:12,580
does that take to go?

2836
01:54:12,580 --> 01:54:14,760
Higgins, I'm here to help Higgins.

2837
01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:15,760
I'm here to help Higgins.

2838
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:16,760
Higgins.

2839
01:54:16,760 --> 01:54:17,760
Higgins.

2840
01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:18,760
Higgins.

2841
01:54:18,760 --> 01:54:19,760
I'm here to help us out.

2842
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:20,760
What is Higgins?

2843
01:54:20,760 --> 01:54:21,760
Higgins.

2844
01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:22,760
I'm here to help us out.

2845
01:54:22,760 --> 01:54:23,760
Eric Saul of Lotus.

2846
01:54:23,760 --> 01:54:24,760
Higgins.

2847
01:54:24,760 --> 01:54:25,760
I'm here to help us out.

2848
01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:26,760
Eric Saul of Lotus.

2849
01:54:26,760 --> 01:54:30,310
And Higgins keeps the tables

2850
01:54:30,310 --> 01:54:33,760
that Higgins works with.

2851
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:34,760
Higgins.

2852
01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:35,760
Higgins.

2853
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:36,760
Higgins.

2854
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:37,760
Higgins.

2855
01:54:37,760 --> 01:54:38,760
Higgins.

2856
01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:39,760
Higgins.

2857
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:40,760
Higgins.

2858
01:54:40,760 --> 01:54:41,760
Higgins.

2859
01:54:41,760 --> 01:54:42,760
Higgins.

2860
01:54:42,760 --> 01:54:43,760
Higgins.

2861
01:54:43,760 --> 01:54:44,760
Higgins.

2862
01:54:44,760 --> 01:54:45,760
Higgins.

2863
01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:46,760
I'm here to help us out.

2864
01:54:46,760 --> 01:54:47,760
Higgins.

2865
01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:47,760
I'm here to help us out.

2866
01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:48,760
Higgins.

2867
01:54:48,760 --> 01:54:49,760
Higgins.

2868
01:54:49,760 --> 01:54:50,760
I'm here to help us out.

2869
01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:51,760
Higgins.

2870
01:54:51,760 --> 01:54:52,760
I'm here to help us out.

2871
01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:53,760
Higgins.

2872
01:54:53,760 --> 01:54:53,760
I'm here to help us out.

2873
01:54:53,760 --> 01:54:54,760
I'm here to help us out.

2874
01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:54,760
I'm here to help us out.

2875
01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:55,760
I'm here to help us out.

2876
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:56,760
I'm here to help us out.

2877
01:54:56,760 --> 01:54:57,760
I'm here to help us out.

2878
01:54:57,760 --> 01:54:58,760
I'm here to help us out.

2879
01:54:58,760 --> 01:54:59,760
I'm here to help Higgins.

2880
01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:00,760
I'm here to help us out.

2881
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:01,760
I'm here to help us out.

2882
01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:02,760
I'm here to help us out.

2883
01:55:02,760 --> 01:55:03,760
I'm here to help us out.

2884
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:04,760
I'm here to help us out.

2885
01:55:04,760 --> 01:55:05,760
I'm here to help us out.

2886
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:06,760
I'm here to help us out.

2887
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:07,760
I'm here to help us out.

2888
01:55:07,760 --> 01:55:08,760
I'm here to help us out.

2889
01:55:08,760 --> 01:55:09,760
I'm here to help us out.

2890
01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:10,760
I'm here to help us out.

2891
01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:11,760
I'm here to help us out.

2892
01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:12,760
I'm here to help us out.

2893
01:55:12,760 --> 01:55:13,760
I'm here to help us out.

2894
01:55:13,760 --> 01:55:14,760
I'm here to help us out.

2895
01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:15,760
I'm here to help us out.

2896
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:16,760
I'm here to help us out.

2897
01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:17,760
I'm here to help us out.

2898
01:55:17,760 --> 01:55:18,760
I'm here to help us out.

2899
01:55:18,760 --> 01:55:19,760
I'm here to help us out.

2900
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:20,760
I'm here to help us out.

2901
01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:21,760
I'm here to help us out.

2902
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:22,760
I'm here to help us out.

2903
01:55:22,760 --> 01:55:23,760
I'm here to help us out.

2904
01:55:23,760 --> 01:55:24,760
I'm here to help us out.

2905
01:55:24,760 --> 01:55:25,760
I'm here to help us out.

2906
01:55:25,760 --> 01:55:26,760
I'm here to help us out.

2907
01:55:26,760 --> 01:55:27,760
I'm here to help us out.

2908
01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:28,760
I'm here to help us out.

2909
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:29,760
I'm here to help us out.

2910
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:30,760
I'm here to help us out.

2911
01:55:30,760 --> 01:55:31,760
I'm here to help us out.

2912
01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:32,760
I'm here to help us out.

2913
01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:33,760
I'm here to help us out.

2914
01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:34,760
I'm here to help us out.

2915
01:55:34,760 --> 01:55:35,760
I'm here to help us out.

2916
01:55:35,760 --> 01:55:36,760
I'm here to help us out.

2917
01:55:36,760 --> 01:55:37,760
I'm here to help us out.

2918
01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:38,760
I'm here to help us out.

2919
01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:39,760
I'm here to help us out.

2920
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:40,760
I'm here to help us out.

2921
01:55:40,760 --> 01:55:41,760
I'm here to help us out.

2922
01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:42,760
I'm here to help us out.

2923
01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:43,760
I'm here to help us out.

2924
01:55:43,760 --> 01:55:44,760
I'm here to help us out.

2925
01:55:44,760 --> 01:55:45,760
I'm here to help us out.

2926
01:55:45,760 --> 01:55:46,760
I'm here to help us out.

2927
01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:47,760
I'm here to help us out.

2928
01:55:47,760 --> 01:55:48,760
I'm here to help us out.

2929
01:55:48,760 --> 01:55:49,760
I'm here to help us out.

2930
01:55:49,760 --> 01:55:50,760
I'm here to help us out.

2931
01:55:50,760 --> 01:55:51,760
I'm here to help us out.

2932
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:52,760
I'm here to help us out.

2933
01:55:52,760 --> 01:55:53,760
I'm here to help us out.

2934
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:54,760
I'm here to help us out.

2935
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:55,760
I'm here to help us out.

2936
01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:56,760
I'm here to help us out.

2937
01:55:56,760 --> 01:56:03,760
Which is a shame, you know.

2938
01:56:03,760 --> 01:56:05,760
Where and ideas that filter in

2939
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:06,760
a lot of ways.

2940
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:07,360
You have to define it by

2941
01:56:07,360 --> 01:56:07,760
examples.

2942
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:08,760
Thank you very much there.

2943
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:10,760
9 Viper.

2944
01:56:10,760 --> 01:56:12,760
And like the stream.

2945
01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:13,760
Thank you very much for the tip.

2946
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:16,050
And Gridrain741 who says DJ Vadim

2947
01:56:16,050 --> 01:56:16,760
Terrorist.

2948
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:17,760
And Larry Schlug.

2949
01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:19,760
Thank you very much there.

2950
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:21,760
I'll check that link out there.

2951
01:56:21,760 --> 01:56:24,440
Gridrain the next time I'm in

2952
01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:25,760
the booth.

2953
01:56:25,760 --> 01:56:27,170
Alright, let's turn to you Ann

2954
01:56:27,170 --> 01:56:27,760
Higgins.

2955
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:28,760
What is Higgins?

2956
01:56:28,760 --> 01:56:29,760
What approach?

2957
01:56:29,760 --> 01:56:30,760
So wait a sec.

2958
01:56:30,760 --> 01:56:31,760
What is Higgins?

2959
01:56:31,760 --> 01:56:32,760
So what's Ann Higgins?

2960
01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:33,760
Let's talk about Higgins.

2961
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:34,730
To disseminate information such

2962
01:56:34,730 --> 01:56:35,760
as news or reference materials.

2963
01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:36,440
So that was the one that we

2964
01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:36,760
wanted.

2965
01:56:36,760 --> 01:56:37,760
The first one.

2966
01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:38,760
I think.

2967
01:56:38,760 --> 01:56:39,760
Maybe.

2968
01:56:39,760 --> 01:56:40,760
Higgins.

2969
01:56:40,760 --> 01:56:42,760
And here to help us out.

2970
01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:43,760
Ann Higgins.

2971
01:56:43,760 --> 01:56:44,760
What is Higgins?

2972
01:56:44,760 --> 01:56:45,480
What approach does that take to

2973
01:56:45,480 --> 01:56:45,760
group?

2974
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:46,760
That'll do.

2975
01:56:46,760 --> 01:56:47,760
What is Higgins?

2976
01:56:47,760 --> 01:56:48,570
What approach does that take to

2977
01:56:48,570 --> 01:56:48,760
group?

2978
01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:49,760
Ann Higgins.

2979
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:50,760
What is Higgins?

2980
01:56:50,760 --> 01:56:52,260
What approach does that take to

2981
01:56:52,260 --> 01:56:52,760
group?

2982
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:53,760
Where?

2983
01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:54,420
You've got the Higgins screen

2984
01:56:54,420 --> 01:56:54,760
up here.

2985
01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:55,760
And show us how this works.

2986
01:56:55,760 --> 01:56:56,760
That was funnily.

2987
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:57,760
You've got the Higgins.

2988
01:56:57,760 --> 01:56:58,720
You see in the upper left hand

2989
01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,400
corner is a bar graph

2990
01:56:59,400 --> 01:57:00,500
representation of some of these

2991
01:57:00,500 --> 01:57:00,760
days.

2992
01:57:00,760 --> 01:57:02,010
So they can see what they've

2993
01:57:02,010 --> 01:57:03,320
got to deal with right off the

2994
01:57:03,320 --> 01:57:03,760
bat.

2995
01:57:03,760 --> 01:57:05,760
There's a detail behind that.

2996
01:57:05,760 --> 01:57:06,430
You've got the Higgins screen

2997
01:57:06,430 --> 01:57:06,760
up here.

2998
01:57:06,760 --> 01:57:07,760
And show us how this works.

2999
01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:08,760
Yeah.

3000
01:57:08,760 --> 01:57:09,760
We sure do.

3001
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:10,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3002
01:57:10,430 --> 01:57:10,760
up here.

3003
01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:11,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3004
01:57:11,430 --> 01:57:11,760
up here.

3005
01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:12,760
You've got the Higgins.

3006
01:57:12,760 --> 01:57:13,760
You've got the Higgins.

3007
01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:14,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3008
01:57:14,430 --> 01:57:14,760
up here.

3009
01:57:14,760 --> 01:57:15,760
And show us how this works.

3010
01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:16,760
Yeah.

3011
01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:17,760
We sure do.

3012
01:57:17,760 --> 01:57:18,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3013
01:57:18,430 --> 01:57:18,760
up here.

3014
01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:19,760
And show us how this works.

3015
01:57:19,760 --> 01:57:20,760
Yeah.

3016
01:57:20,760 --> 01:57:21,760
We sure do.

3017
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:22,420
You've got the Higgins screen

3018
01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:22,760
up here.

3019
01:57:22,760 --> 01:57:23,760
And show us how this works.

3020
01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:24,760
Yeah.

3021
01:57:24,760 --> 01:57:25,760
We sure do.

3022
01:57:25,760 --> 01:57:26,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3023
01:57:26,430 --> 01:57:26,760
up here.

3024
01:57:26,760 --> 01:57:27,760
And show us how this works.

3025
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:28,760
Yeah.

3026
01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:28,760
We sure do.

3027
01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:29,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3028
01:57:29,430 --> 01:57:29,760
up here.

3029
01:57:29,760 --> 01:57:30,760
And show us how this works.

3030
01:57:30,760 --> 01:57:31,760
Yeah.

3031
01:57:31,760 --> 01:57:32,760
We sure do.

3032
01:57:32,760 --> 01:57:33,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3033
01:57:33,430 --> 01:57:33,760
up here.

3034
01:57:33,760 --> 01:57:34,760
And show us how this works.

3035
01:57:34,760 --> 01:57:35,760
Yeah.

3036
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:36,760
We sure do.

3037
01:57:36,760 --> 01:57:37,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3038
01:57:37,430 --> 01:57:37,760
up here.

3039
01:57:37,760 --> 01:57:38,760
And show us how this works.

3040
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:39,760
Yeah.

3041
01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:40,760
We sure do.

3042
01:57:40,760 --> 01:57:41,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3043
01:57:41,430 --> 01:57:41,760
up here.

3044
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:42,760
And show us how this works.

3045
01:57:42,760 --> 01:57:43,760
Yeah.

3046
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:44,760
We sure do.

3047
01:57:44,760 --> 01:57:45,760
You've got the Higgins.

3048
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:46,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3049
01:57:46,430 --> 01:57:46,760
up here.

3050
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:47,760
And show us how this works.

3051
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:48,760
Yeah.

3052
01:57:48,760 --> 01:57:49,760
We sure do.

3053
01:57:49,760 --> 01:57:50,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3054
01:57:50,430 --> 01:57:50,760
up here.

3055
01:57:50,760 --> 01:57:51,760
And show us how this works.

3056
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:52,760
Yeah.

3057
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:53,760
Yeah.

3058
01:57:53,760 --> 01:57:54,760
We sure do.

3059
01:57:54,760 --> 01:57:55,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3060
01:57:55,430 --> 01:57:55,760
up here.

3061
01:57:55,760 --> 01:57:56,760
It shows how it works.

3062
01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:57,760
Yeah.

3063
01:57:57,760 --> 01:57:58,760
We sure do.

3064
01:57:58,760 --> 01:57:59,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3065
01:57:59,430 --> 01:57:59,760
up here.

3066
01:57:59,760 --> 01:58:00,760
It shows how it works.

3067
01:58:00,760 --> 01:58:01,760
Yeah.

3068
01:58:01,760 --> 01:58:02,760
We sure do.

3069
01:58:02,760 --> 01:58:03,480
You've got the Higgins screen

3070
01:58:03,480 --> 01:58:03,760
up here.

3071
01:58:03,760 --> 01:58:04,760
It shows how it works.

3072
01:58:04,760 --> 01:58:05,760
Yeah.

3073
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:06,760
We sure do.

3074
01:58:06,760 --> 01:58:07,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3075
01:58:07,430 --> 01:58:07,760
up here.

3076
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:08,760
It shows how it works.

3077
01:58:08,760 --> 01:58:09,760
Yeah.

3078
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:10,760
We sure do.

3079
01:58:10,760 --> 01:58:11,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3080
01:58:11,430 --> 01:58:11,760
up here.

3081
01:58:11,760 --> 01:58:12,760
It shows how it works.

3082
01:58:12,760 --> 01:58:13,760
Yeah.

3083
01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:14,760
We sure do.

3084
01:58:14,760 --> 01:58:15,480
You've got the Higgins screen

3085
01:58:15,480 --> 01:58:15,760
up here.

3086
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:16,760
Yeah.

3087
01:58:16,760 --> 01:58:17,760
We sure do.

3088
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:18,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3089
01:58:18,430 --> 01:58:18,760
up here.

3090
01:58:18,760 --> 01:58:19,760
Yeah.

3091
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:20,760
We sure do.

3092
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:21,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3093
01:58:21,430 --> 01:58:21,760
up here.

3094
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:22,760
Yeah.

3095
01:58:22,760 --> 01:58:23,760
Yeah.

3096
01:58:23,760 --> 01:58:24,760
We sure do.

3097
01:58:24,760 --> 01:58:25,430
You've got the Higgins screen

3098
01:58:25,430 --> 01:58:25,760
up there.

3099
01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:26,760
It shows how it works.

3100
01:58:26,760 --> 01:58:27,760
Yeah.

3101
01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:28,760
We sure do.

3102
01:58:28,760 --> 01:58:29,760
It's a ridiculous price.

3103
01:58:29,760 --> 01:58:30,760
And so...

3104
01:58:30,760 --> 01:58:31,760
Meaning too high.

3105
01:58:31,760 --> 01:58:32,460
Too high, I think is what he

3106
01:58:32,460 --> 01:58:32,760
meant.

3107
01:58:32,760 --> 01:58:33,700
And then another customer

3108
01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:34,680
jumped in and said he agreed

3109
01:58:34,680 --> 01:58:35,760
and actually said...

3110
01:58:35,760 --> 01:58:37,360
isolated mm-hmms and wait for

3111
01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,030
the isolated all right because

3112
01:58:39,030 --> 01:58:40,510
it'd be nice to get it you got

3113
01:58:40,510 --> 01:58:40,680
a

3114
01:58:40,680 --> 01:58:42,470
Higgins yeah we should do all

3115
01:58:42,470 --> 01:58:44,340
right you got a Higgins yeah we

3116
01:58:44,340 --> 01:58:46,280
should do all right we got the

3117
01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:47,730
Higgins several of them said

3118
01:58:47,730 --> 01:58:49,000
that there was an ongoing

3119
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,620
discussion about the pricing

3120
01:58:50,620 --> 01:58:51,020
and then

3121
01:58:51,020 --> 01:58:52,960
um later on about about four

3122
01:58:52,960 --> 01:58:54,900
weeks later uh we you have to

3123
01:58:54,900 --> 01:58:56,760
sample too high you have to

3124
01:58:56,760 --> 01:58:57,620
sample too

3125
01:58:57,620 --> 01:58:59,390
high you mean to say you have

3126
01:58:59,390 --> 01:59:01,160
the sample too high now it's

3127
01:59:01,160 --> 01:59:03,250
new pricing it was too loud for

3128
01:59:03,250 --> 01:59:03,540
the beat

3129
01:59:03,540 --> 01:59:04,950
was it see I'm not getting I

3130
01:59:04,950 --> 01:59:06,620
don't know I you're getting the

3131
01:59:06,620 --> 01:59:08,240
end product I'm not getting it

3132
01:59:08,240 --> 01:59:08,580
the

3133
01:59:08,580 --> 01:59:10,640
real end product this here is a

3134
01:59:10,640 --> 01:59:12,440
hypertext link or do clock

3135
01:59:12,440 --> 01:59:14,620
coming thank you very much link

3136
01:59:14,620 --> 01:59:15,360
which links

3137
01:59:15,360 --> 01:59:17,230
to another document in this day

3138
01:59:17,230 --> 01:59:18,710
whose claws about to get

3139
01:59:18,710 --> 01:59:20,440
lowered the prices to get busy

3140
01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:21,220
and the one

3141
01:59:21,220 --> 01:59:22,710
the when the customers saw that

3142
01:59:22,710 --> 01:59:23,960
they said much better thanks

3143
01:59:23,960 --> 01:59:25,280
for listening to us that kind

3144
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:25,500
of

3145
01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:26,800
so notes really created a

3146
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:28,190
platform on which many people

3147
01:59:28,190 --> 01:59:29,670
could communicate on an issue

3148
01:59:29,670 --> 01:59:30,420
in which somebody

3149
01:59:30,420 --> 01:59:31,520
wanted something to happen that's

3150
01:59:31,520 --> 01:59:32,340
right and it created a work

3151
01:59:32,340 --> 01:59:33,300
group across these different

3152
01:59:33,300 --> 01:59:33,780
companies

3153
01:59:33,780 --> 01:59:35,280
okay the next application I'll

3154
01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:36,620
show you is a different kind of

3155
01:59:36,620 --> 01:59:38,100
application this is a service

3156
01:59:38,100 --> 01:59:40,030
tracking application that is

3157
01:59:40,030 --> 01:59:41,560
used by by a group that is

3158
01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:43,410
handling questions that are

3159
01:59:43,410 --> 01:59:44,580
that come in from

3160
01:59:44,580 --> 01:59:46,730
from customers who have bought

3161
01:59:46,730 --> 01:59:48,180
the product so if I be there

3162
01:59:48,180 --> 01:59:49,590
that come in from from

3163
01:59:49,590 --> 01:59:51,130
customers who have bought the

3164
01:59:51,130 --> 01:59:51,460
product

3165
01:59:51,460 --> 01:59:53,200
see he's talking over him you

3166
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:54,790
see a lot of these homes and

3167
01:59:54,790 --> 01:59:56,600
has they they come right in the

3168
01:59:56,600 --> 01:59:57,920
middle of someone else's

3169
01:59:57,920 --> 01:59:58,860
sentence so it's hard to

3170
01:59:58,860 --> 01:59:59,460
isolate that

3171
01:59:59,460 --> 02:00:02,860
that. Very rare actually. To

3172
02:00:02,860 --> 02:00:05,610
get a stew on its own in the

3173
02:00:05,610 --> 02:00:09,020
jungle alone, that's a real rarity.

3174
02:00:10,120 --> 02:00:11,180
If I just open this up, you see

3175
02:00:11,180 --> 02:00:13,420
a view by company name. If I go

3176
02:00:13,420 --> 02:00:15,490
in here, I've got a form that

3177
02:00:15,490 --> 02:00:16,080
looks

3178
02:00:16,080 --> 02:00:17,760
more like a database form here.

3179
02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:19,140
Company name, is it a major

3180
02:00:19,140 --> 02:00:21,190
account, address, etc. Capturing

3181
02:00:21,190 --> 02:00:21,540
the key

3182
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:24,090
information. And then the

3183
02:00:24,090 --> 02:00:25,990
responses are used to log each

3184
02:00:25,990 --> 02:00:28,290
call, problems that have been

3185
02:00:28,290 --> 02:00:29,060
reported,

3186
02:00:29,060 --> 02:00:30,400
has it been followed up on what

3187
02:00:30,400 --> 02:00:31,700
kind of problem is it. Now

3188
02:00:31,700 --> 02:00:32,840
having this information in a

3189
02:00:32,840 --> 02:00:34,360
database, we can view it in

3190
02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:35,790
different ways as well. To do

3191
02:00:35,790 --> 02:00:37,460
that, I'll just bring up the

3192
02:00:37,460 --> 02:00:39,500
view menu. I can look at the

3193
02:00:39,500 --> 02:00:41,280
closed problems. I can look at

3194
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:43,310
turnaround time. What I'll do

3195
02:00:43,310 --> 02:00:45,110
is I'll pull up this contract

3196
02:00:45,110 --> 02:00:47,050
renewal date view. And this

3197
02:00:47,050 --> 02:00:48,960
shows which ones are active and

3198
02:00:48,960 --> 02:00:50,880
which ones are overdue. If I

3199
02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:52,570
just select that one, I can

3200
02:00:52,570 --> 02:00:54,390
actually compose a reminder

3201
02:00:54,390 --> 02:00:56,120
notice right here. And it

3202
02:00:56,120 --> 02:00:58,660
brings in the name and address.

3203
02:00:58,660 --> 02:00:59,830
It brings in a form letter. I

3204
02:00:59,830 --> 02:01:01,010
can customize it. And at the

3205
02:01:01,010 --> 02:01:02,300
bottom, I can actually deliver

3206
02:01:02,300 --> 02:01:03,620
it right through an outgoing FACS

3207
02:01:03,620 --> 02:01:05,890
gateway. And then finally, the

3208
02:01:05,890 --> 02:01:08,000
third application I'll show is

3209
02:01:08,000 --> 02:01:10,320
this presentation file. This is

3210
02:01:10,320 --> 02:01:11,840
an application that we're using

3211
02:01:11,840 --> 02:01:13,100
among a sales team to share

3212
02:01:13,100 --> 02:01:14,740
standard presentations and also

3213
02:01:14,740 --> 02:01:15,720
to share customized

3214
02:01:15,720 --> 02:01:17,220
presentations so people don't

3215
02:01:17,220 --> 02:01:18,600
have to keep reinventing the

3216
02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:19,300
wheel.

3217
02:01:19,660 --> 02:01:21,200
If I pull this up, if I pull

3218
02:01:21,200 --> 02:01:23,320
this up, you'll see what I have

3219
02:01:23,320 --> 02:01:24,840
embedded in this document is an

3220
02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:26,590
actual presentation that was

3221
02:01:26,590 --> 02:01:27,980
created. We're not getting

3222
02:01:27,980 --> 02:01:28,660
anything here.

3223
02:01:30,660 --> 02:01:32,220
That presentation in the notes

3224
02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:33,730
document when I'm done. So

3225
02:01:33,730 --> 02:01:35,360
there's one version of that

3226
02:01:35,360 --> 02:01:36,860
presentation. And you're saying

3227
02:01:36,860 --> 02:01:38,550
all these different salespeople

3228
02:01:38,550 --> 02:01:39,750
can actually have their

3229
02:01:39,750 --> 02:01:41,540
versions inside Lotus Notes

3230
02:01:41,540 --> 02:01:42,660
accessible to others.

3231
02:01:42,660 --> 02:01:44,080
That's right. And we can update

3232
02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:45,420
those presentations and those

3233
02:01:45,420 --> 02:01:46,840
updates will automatically get

3234
02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:48,080
distributed so that everyone

3235
02:01:48,080 --> 02:01:49,660
always has the latest version.

3236
02:01:49,660 --> 02:01:51,060
Last question quickly. How do

3237
02:01:51,060 --> 02:01:52,410
you price a product like this,

3238
02:01:52,410 --> 02:01:53,660
which by definition is meant

3239
02:01:53,660 --> 02:01:54,660
for lots of users?

3240
02:01:54,660 --> 02:01:55,660
Be a guest. Thank you very much.

3241
02:01:55,660 --> 02:01:58,650
We price it on a per user basis.

3242
02:01:58,650 --> 02:02:00,980
We sell notes directly from

3243
02:02:00,980 --> 02:02:03,670
Lotus in a bundled offering.

3244
02:02:03,670 --> 02:02:04,300
And then we also sell it

3245
02:02:04,300 --> 02:02:05,020
through value added resellers

3246
02:02:05,020 --> 02:02:05,660
on a per user basis.

3247
02:02:05,660 --> 02:02:06,660
on a per-user basis.

3248
02:02:06,660 --> 02:02:07,660
And with Higgins, Howard?

3249
02:02:07,660 --> 02:02:08,660
Can we take a similar approach?

3250
02:02:08,660 --> 02:02:10,660
Look at the look.

3251
02:02:10,660 --> 02:02:11,660
You got the look.

3252
02:02:11,660 --> 02:02:12,660
You got the look.

3253
02:02:12,660 --> 02:02:13,150
And we also sell it through

3254
02:02:13,150 --> 02:02:14,230
value-added resellers on a per-user

3255
02:02:14,230 --> 02:02:14,660
basis.

3256
02:02:14,660 --> 02:02:15,660
And with Higgins, Howard?

3257
02:02:15,660 --> 02:02:20,660
Can we take a similar approach?

3258
02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:25,660
Look at the look.

3259
02:02:25,660 --> 02:02:26,660
You got the look.

3260
02:02:26,660 --> 02:02:27,660
You got the look.

3261
02:02:27,660 --> 02:02:29,430
And we also sell it through

3262
02:02:29,430 --> 02:02:32,310
value-added resellers on a per-user

3263
02:02:32,310 --> 02:02:32,660
basis.

3264
02:02:32,660 --> 02:02:33,660
And with Higgins, Howard?

3265
02:02:33,660 --> 02:02:34,660
Can we take a similar approach?

3266
02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:35,660
And with Higgins, Howard?

3267
02:02:35,660 --> 02:02:36,660
Can we take a similar approach?

3268
02:02:36,660 --> 02:02:37,660
We charge by the user.

3269
02:02:37,660 --> 02:02:42,020
And there's also lots of

3270
02:02:42,020 --> 02:02:47,630
components that are part of the

3271
02:02:47,630 --> 02:02:52,900
plumbing for the gateways and

3272
02:02:52,900 --> 02:02:53,660
the

3273
02:02:53,660 --> 02:02:54,660
mail servers and so things.

3274
02:02:54,660 --> 02:02:55,660
And those are sold separately.

3275
02:02:55,660 --> 02:02:56,660
Okay, gentlemen.

3276
02:02:56,660 --> 02:02:57,660
Thank you very much.

3277
02:02:57,660 --> 02:02:58,870
Well, sometimes it takes a

3278
02:02:58,870 --> 02:03:00,090
while to figure out exactly

3279
02:03:00,090 --> 02:03:01,460
what kind of groupware product

3280
02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:01,660
is

3281
02:03:01,660 --> 02:03:02,660
working very much.

3282
02:03:02,660 --> 02:03:03,660
Maybe an okay.

3283
02:03:03,660 --> 02:03:04,660
Yeah.

3284
02:03:04,660 --> 02:03:05,080
We've got a full set, but we'll

3285
02:03:05,080 --> 02:03:05,480
be coming back to get rid of a

3286
02:03:05,480 --> 02:03:05,660
few.

3287
02:03:05,660 --> 02:03:06,660
Okay, gentlemen.

3288
02:03:06,660 --> 02:03:07,660
Thank you very much.

3289
02:03:07,660 --> 02:03:07,940
Well, sometimes it takes a

3290
02:03:07,940 --> 02:03:08,230
while to figure out exactly

3291
02:03:08,230 --> 02:03:08,550
what kind of groupware product

3292
02:03:08,550 --> 02:03:08,660
is

3293
02:03:08,660 --> 02:03:10,660
right for your work environment.

3294
02:03:10,660 --> 02:03:11,610
We've visited Chevron

3295
02:03:11,610 --> 02:03:13,080
Information Technology in San

3296
02:03:13,080 --> 02:03:14,240
Ramon, California to find out

3297
02:03:14,240 --> 02:03:15,660
how they evaluate

3298
02:03:15,660 --> 02:03:17,660
different groupware products.

3299
02:03:17,660 --> 02:03:18,660
Yep.

3300
02:03:18,660 --> 02:03:20,440
technology in San Ramon,

3301
02:03:20,440 --> 02:03:22,540
California to find out how they

3302
02:03:22,540 --> 02:03:24,660
evaluate different groupware

3303
02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:25,660
products.

3304
02:03:25,660 --> 02:03:26,660
Yep.

3305
02:03:26,660 --> 02:03:28,700
technology in San Ramon,

3306
02:03:28,700 --> 02:03:31,120
California to find out how they

3307
02:03:31,120 --> 02:03:33,660
evaluate different groupware

3308
02:03:33,660 --> 02:03:33,660
products.

3309
02:03:33,660 --> 02:03:34,660
Yep.

3310
02:03:34,660 --> 02:03:37,300
Chevron has over 45,000

3311
02:03:37,300 --> 02:03:38,900
employees scattered around the

3312
02:03:38,900 --> 02:03:39,660
country.

3313
02:03:39,660 --> 02:03:42,250
More than 1,000 of them are

3314
02:03:42,250 --> 02:03:44,660
connected via computer networks.

3315
02:03:44,660 --> 02:03:47,130
So a decision on what groupware

3316
02:03:47,130 --> 02:03:49,660
product to buy is important.

3317
02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:50,840
But Chevron's information

3318
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:52,020
manager says the problem is

3319
02:03:52,020 --> 02:03:53,660
even more complicated than that.

3320
02:03:53,660 --> 02:03:55,420
Right now on the market, there's

3321
02:03:55,420 --> 02:03:56,800
not one product that we've

3322
02:03:56,800 --> 02:03:58,660
found that meets all the needs.

3323
02:03:58,660 --> 02:04:00,500
So we find the best products of

3324
02:04:00,500 --> 02:04:01,650
each of the areas and

3325
02:04:01,650 --> 02:04:03,460
incorporate that and put that

3326
02:04:03,460 --> 02:04:04,660
to the best use.

3327
02:04:04,660 --> 02:04:06,410
The other problem in selecting

3328
02:04:06,410 --> 02:04:08,040
groupware is that different

3329
02:04:08,040 --> 02:04:09,510
groups require different

3330
02:04:09,510 --> 02:04:10,660
functionality.

3331
02:04:10,660 --> 02:04:12,840
One work group may use one part

3332
02:04:12,840 --> 02:04:15,630
of a groupware product, whereas

3333
02:04:15,630 --> 02:04:17,660
another group may use more.

3334
02:04:17,660 --> 02:04:19,250
For instance, some groups only

3335
02:04:19,250 --> 02:04:20,660
require electronic mail.

3336
02:04:20,660 --> 02:04:22,660
That's all they really need.

3337
02:04:22,660 --> 02:04:23,820
Others may be document

3338
02:04:23,820 --> 02:04:24,660
management.

3339
02:04:24,660 --> 02:04:26,140
Others, they might combine both

3340
02:04:26,140 --> 02:04:26,660
of them.

3341
02:04:26,660 --> 02:04:28,350
Others still want scheduling

3342
02:04:28,350 --> 02:04:29,660
and other products.

3343
02:04:29,660 --> 02:04:30,660
So it's a combination.

3344
02:04:30,660 --> 02:04:31,680
So we're not looking at one

3345
02:04:31,680 --> 02:04:32,660
product to solve all.

3346
02:04:32,660 --> 02:04:34,900
Bill Skilton has tested over 20

3347
02:04:34,900 --> 02:04:37,000
calendar and meeting programs,

3348
02:04:37,000 --> 02:04:38,800
but he still hasn't found one

3349
02:04:38,800 --> 02:04:39,660
he likes.

3350
02:04:39,660 --> 02:04:41,480
He did pick Microsoft Mail as

3351
02:04:41,480 --> 02:04:43,660
Chevron's main email product.

3352
02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:45,230
And he bought a soft solution

3353
02:04:45,230 --> 02:04:46,750
for the company's document

3354
02:04:46,750 --> 02:04:47,660
management.

3355
02:04:47,660 --> 02:04:48,890
But Chevron's information

3356
02:04:48,890 --> 02:04:50,350
technology department decided

3357
02:04:50,350 --> 02:04:51,820
to develop its own software for

3358
02:04:51,820 --> 02:04:52,970
maintaining a corporate

3359
02:04:52,970 --> 02:04:53,660
directory.

3360
02:04:53,660 --> 02:04:58,660
Like that there. Higgins?

3361
02:04:58,660 --> 02:05:28,640
What happened?

3362
02:05:28,640 --> 02:05:31,570
Despite not being able to find

3363
02:05:31,570 --> 02:05:34,490
any one product to solve all of

3364
02:05:34,490 --> 02:05:37,540
Chevron's group wear needs,

3365
02:05:37,540 --> 02:05:38,980
Bill Skelton says the whole

3366
02:05:38,980 --> 02:05:40,520
package of group wear products

3367
02:05:40,520 --> 02:05:42,170
does allow Chevron employees to

3368
02:05:42,170 --> 02:05:43,730
better communicate with each

3369
02:05:43,730 --> 02:05:44,340
other.

3370
02:05:44,340 --> 02:05:45,980
Work groups can be physically

3371
02:05:45,980 --> 02:05:47,630
separated and still get their

3372
02:05:47,630 --> 02:05:49,410
business done by communicating

3373
02:05:49,410 --> 02:05:51,470
through group wear. Other

3374
02:05:51,470 --> 02:05:53,210
advantages have been more exact

3375
02:05:53,210 --> 02:05:55,440
in communication. There's less

3376
02:05:55,440 --> 02:05:57,270
ambiguity where a voicemail

3377
02:05:57,270 --> 02:05:59,580
message may not be interpreted

3378
02:05:59,580 --> 02:06:00,960
correctly where a written

3379
02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:02,660
document usually is.

3380
02:06:03,340 --> 02:06:04,830
Bill Skelton says computer

3381
02:06:04,830 --> 02:06:06,410
networks and group wear are a

3382
02:06:06,410 --> 02:06:07,660
more efficient way for

3383
02:06:07,660 --> 02:06:09,480
employees to communicate across

3384
02:06:09,480 --> 02:06:11,320
distances than telephones or fax

3385
02:06:11,320 --> 02:06:12,200
machines.

3386
02:06:12,620 --> 02:06:14,460
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

3387
02:06:14,460 --> 02:06:15,500
Maria Gabriel.

3388
02:06:25,340 --> 02:06:27,840
Next up, two group wear

3389
02:06:27,840 --> 02:06:31,140
products for the Macintosh.

3390
02:06:31,140 --> 02:06:33,050
It looks like a lovely Lego

3391
02:06:33,050 --> 02:06:34,400
hair scenario.

3392
02:06:35,960 --> 02:06:36,820
Pure Lego.

3393
02:06:39,120 --> 02:06:39,970
It'd be great to have a fucking

3394
02:06:39,970 --> 02:06:42,940
helmet of hair like that.

3395
02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:44,800
Bill Sash, thank you very much.

3396
02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:45,890
Next up, two group wear

3397
02:06:45,890 --> 02:06:47,340
products for the Macintosh.

3398
02:06:47,340 --> 02:06:48,340
Macintosh.

3399
02:06:48,340 --> 02:06:50,020
Joining us now are Connell Ryan,

3400
02:06:50,020 --> 02:06:51,160
President and CEO of On

3401
02:06:51,160 --> 02:06:51,980
Technology.

3402
02:06:52,480 --> 02:06:53,280
Also with us, Reed Lewis,

3403
02:06:53,280 --> 02:06:55,100
President of Group Technologies.

3404
02:06:55,720 --> 02:06:56,340
Reed, we're talking about...

3405
02:06:56,340 --> 02:06:57,800
We've got a couple of

3406
02:06:57,800 --> 02:06:59,700
situations in the house.

3407
02:06:59,940 --> 02:07:00,100
...On Technology.

3408
02:07:00,440 --> 02:07:01,540
Also with us, Reed Lewis.

3409
02:07:02,100 --> 02:07:03,000
Reed Lewis.

3410
02:07:03,180 --> 02:07:04,330
...Lewis, President of Group

3411
02:07:04,330 --> 02:07:04,940
Technologies.

3412
02:07:04,940 --> 02:07:06,340
Reed, we're talking about...

3413
02:07:06,340 --> 02:07:08,340
...we're talking about...

3414
02:07:08,340 --> 02:07:09,740
...what's called group wear, I

3415
02:07:09,740 --> 02:07:10,140
guess.

3416
02:07:10,140 --> 02:07:10,930
I know you call aspects

3417
02:07:10,930 --> 02:07:11,640
collaborative.

3418
02:07:11,640 --> 02:07:12,140
Miss Chiefman.

3419
02:07:12,140 --> 02:07:12,890
What we've seen so far seems to

3420
02:07:12,890 --> 02:07:13,580
be kind of high-class email

3421
02:07:13,580 --> 02:07:14,360
systems. Is that what we mean

3422
02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:14,990
by group wear or is it more

3423
02:07:14,990 --> 02:07:15,440
than that?

3424
02:07:15,440 --> 02:07:15,730
Reed, we're talking about what's

3425
02:07:15,730 --> 02:07:16,000
called group wear, I guess. I

3426
02:07:16,000 --> 02:07:16,180
know you call aspects

3427
02:07:16,180 --> 02:07:16,440
collaborative.

3428
02:07:16,440 --> 02:07:17,440
Miss Chiefman.

3429
02:07:17,440 --> 02:07:17,680
We're talking about what's

3430
02:07:17,680 --> 02:07:17,960
called group wear, I guess. I

3431
02:07:17,960 --> 02:07:18,150
know you call aspects

3432
02:07:18,150 --> 02:07:18,440
collaborative.

3433
02:07:18,440 --> 02:07:18,440
Miss Chiefman.

3434
02:07:18,440 --> 02:07:21,700
What we've seen so far seems to

3435
02:07:21,700 --> 02:07:24,700
be kind of high-class email

3436
02:07:24,700 --> 02:07:28,090
systems. Is that what we mean

3437
02:07:28,090 --> 02:07:30,830
by group wear or is it more

3438
02:07:30,830 --> 02:07:32,440
than that?

3439
02:07:32,440 --> 02:07:34,300
I think it's more than that.

3440
02:07:34,300 --> 02:07:36,080
There are really two kinds of

3441
02:07:36,080 --> 02:07:38,670
group wear. There's the email-enabled

3442
02:07:38,670 --> 02:07:40,690
type software that you've seen

3443
02:07:40,690 --> 02:07:42,670
earlier. And then there's the

3444
02:07:42,670 --> 02:07:44,490
real-time angle, which is what

3445
02:07:44,490 --> 02:07:46,300
aspects is. And it's unique in

3446
02:07:46,300 --> 02:07:47,540
that capacity.

3447
02:07:47,540 --> 02:07:48,790
All right, Connell, you're

3448
02:07:48,790 --> 02:07:50,110
going to show us Instant Update

3449
02:07:50,110 --> 02:07:51,470
from On Technology. And where

3450
02:07:51,470 --> 02:07:52,670
does that fit on the spectrum

3451
02:07:52,670 --> 02:07:53,540
of group wear?

3452
02:07:53,540 --> 02:07:54,910
Well, Instant Update is a new

3453
02:07:54,910 --> 02:07:56,430
work group tool for the Macintosh

3454
02:07:56,430 --> 02:07:57,590
that works in a networked

3455
02:07:57,590 --> 02:07:59,080
environment, obviously, and

3456
02:07:59,080 --> 02:08:00,670
allows groups to collaborate on

3457
02:08:00,670 --> 02:08:02,340
any projects we're sharing in.

3458
02:08:02,340 --> 02:08:03,300
I'm going to show you how this

3459
02:08:03,300 --> 02:08:04,440
information makes sense through

3460
02:08:04,440 --> 02:08:05,540
what we call live documents.

3461
02:08:05,540 --> 02:08:06,400
And I was going to show you a

3462
02:08:06,400 --> 02:08:07,300
couple of examples of those

3463
02:08:07,300 --> 02:08:08,340
live documents today.

3464
02:08:08,340 --> 02:08:09,090
All right, so we're going to

3465
02:08:09,090 --> 02:08:09,990
pretend you're two people here,

3466
02:08:09,990 --> 02:08:11,350
right? And this is a network.

3467
02:08:11,350 --> 02:08:12,290
One terminal over here on the

3468
02:08:12,290 --> 02:08:13,390
left machine and you're going

3469
02:08:13,390 --> 02:08:14,450
to be another one on the right

3470
02:08:14,450 --> 02:08:15,040
machine.

3471
02:08:15,040 --> 02:08:15,730
Right, I'm going to be me on

3472
02:08:15,730 --> 02:08:16,040
the left.

3473
02:08:16,040 --> 02:08:17,840
And look at the mouse work.

3474
02:08:17,840 --> 02:08:19,700
Very awkward mouse work here.

3475
02:08:19,700 --> 02:08:21,430
Never ever find yourself in a

3476
02:08:21,430 --> 02:08:22,790
position where you're

3477
02:08:22,790 --> 02:08:24,750
controlling a mouse in front of

3478
02:08:24,750 --> 02:08:26,940
people like this. Won't work.

3479
02:08:26,940 --> 02:08:28,530
You need to have your hand over

3480
02:08:28,530 --> 02:08:30,100
the right-hand side of the

3481
02:08:30,100 --> 02:08:31,040
father.

3482
02:08:31,040 --> 02:08:32,410
Okay. And I'm going to be Bob

3483
02:08:32,410 --> 02:08:33,550
Simmons over here on the right

3484
02:08:33,550 --> 02:08:34,860
machine. I'm going to start off

3485
02:08:34,860 --> 02:08:35,770
on the left over here by

3486
02:08:35,770 --> 02:08:37,000
showing you how you actually

3487
02:08:37,000 --> 02:08:38,020
create a live document from

3488
02:08:38,020 --> 02:08:39,350
scratch. In order to do that, I'm

3489
02:08:39,350 --> 02:08:40,510
taking over your show and I'm

3490
02:08:40,510 --> 02:08:41,380
going to plan a new show

3491
02:08:41,380 --> 02:08:43,040
covering the spreadsheet wars.

3492
02:08:43,040 --> 02:08:43,740
Okay.

3493
02:08:43,740 --> 02:08:44,870
And what I'm going to do is I'm

3494
02:08:44,870 --> 02:08:45,970
going to set up a little table

3495
02:08:45,970 --> 02:08:46,440
here.

3496
02:08:46,440 --> 02:08:48,840
I wonder, does Stu approve of

3497
02:08:48,840 --> 02:08:50,950
this pre-prepared little

3498
02:08:50,950 --> 02:08:53,850
document your man has made? Let's

3499
02:08:53,850 --> 02:08:55,380
put together a new show on the

3500
02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:57,320
spreadsheet wars. Please fill

3501
02:08:57,320 --> 02:08:58,760
in the table below as we get

3502
02:08:58,760 --> 02:09:00,530
commitments. Thank you very

3503
02:09:00,530 --> 02:09:02,400
much there, Dama. One plus two

3504
02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:04,740
plus guys. Thank you very much.

3505
02:09:04,740 --> 02:09:18,150
Manzi. Manzi. Manzi's going

3506
02:09:18,150 --> 02:09:33,740
after Borland and the crew.

3507
02:09:33,740 --> 02:09:36,740
Manzi's after you.

3508
02:09:36,740 --> 02:09:38,090
So what I do to create a live

3509
02:09:38,090 --> 02:09:39,660
document, everything in the

3510
02:09:39,660 --> 02:09:41,090
product revolves around one

3511
02:09:41,090 --> 02:09:42,590
button. We decided that, you

3512
02:09:42,590 --> 02:09:44,150
know, like consumer electronics,

3513
02:09:44,150 --> 02:09:45,300
the best thing to have is just

3514
02:09:45,300 --> 02:09:46,740
one button that did everything.

3515
02:09:46,740 --> 02:09:47,780
So we consolidated all the

3516
02:09:47,780 --> 02:09:48,890
functions in this one update

3517
02:09:48,890 --> 02:09:50,230
button. There's a little arrow

3518
02:09:50,230 --> 02:09:51,360
pointing out which says that I

3519
02:09:51,360 --> 02:09:52,620
haven't actually made the thing

3520
02:09:52,620 --> 02:09:53,890
live yet. Once I press it, I

3521
02:09:53,890 --> 02:09:54,780
name the file and I choose a

3522
02:09:54,780 --> 02:09:55,740
bunch of...

3523
02:09:55,740 --> 02:09:58,740
Some great names. Candice Clampett.

3524
02:09:58,740 --> 02:10:05,270
Clampett, Zig Furmanuk, Kelly

3525
02:10:05,270 --> 02:10:10,470
Martin, Marianne Regal, John Shagovri,

3526
02:10:10,470 --> 02:10:12,820
and Bob Simmons.

3527
02:10:12,820 --> 02:10:16,560
"People to use it. In this case

3528
02:10:16,560 --> 02:10:18,520
I'm going to choose Bob and

3529
02:10:18,520 --> 02:10:20,460
Marianne and maybe Zig to

3530
02:10:20,460 --> 02:10:21,610
collaborate with me on this

3531
02:10:21,610 --> 02:10:23,820
file." Zig. "As soon as I press

3532
02:10:23,820 --> 02:10:25,180
OK, why don't we come over

3533
02:10:25,180 --> 02:10:26,620
to the right machine and I'll

3534
02:10:26,620 --> 02:10:27,940
show what happens when Bob

3535
02:10:27,940 --> 02:10:29,440
actually sees the file coming

3536
02:10:29,440 --> 02:10:30,220
in. First

3537
02:10:30,220 --> 02:10:34,530
of all, I'm now Bob and you'll

3538
02:10:34,530 --> 02:10:38,370
see that I've got a new file

3539
02:10:38,370 --> 02:10:43,010
called Computer Chronicles New

3540
02:10:43,010 --> 02:10:46,030
Show from Conal Ryan. I can

3541
02:10:46,030 --> 02:10:48,680
open that up. Taking its time.

3542
02:10:48,680 --> 02:10:50,740
And it's going to create a

3543
02:10:50,740 --> 02:10:51,620
local copy of the file on my

3544
02:10:51,620 --> 02:10:51,620
machine. And I can come in as

3545
02:10:51,620 --> 02:10:51,620
Bob.

3546
02:10:51,620 --> 02:10:52,850
And start writing. So if Bob is

3547
02:10:52,850 --> 02:10:53,910
going to cover Quattro and get

3548
02:10:53,910 --> 02:10:54,970
Philippe Conn to be involved

3549
02:10:54,970 --> 02:10:55,860
and he's also going to do

3550
02:10:55,860 --> 02:10:57,190
Microsoft and Excel. But we don't

3551
02:10:57,190 --> 02:10:58,250
know who's going to be coming

3552
02:10:58,250 --> 02:10:59,420
from Microsoft yet. He can add

3553
02:10:59,420 --> 02:11:00,590
the things that he's got. And

3554
02:11:00,590 --> 02:11:01,730
you'll see there's a gray arrow

3555
02:11:01,730 --> 02:11:02,780
pointing out there from his

3556
02:11:02,780 --> 02:11:03,950
machine now. If we move back to

3557
02:11:03,950 --> 02:11:05,000
Conal, now I've got an arrow

3558
02:11:05,000 --> 02:11:06,200
pointing into the document. I

3559
02:11:06,200 --> 02:11:07,660
could have been somewhere.

3560
02:11:07,660 --> 02:11:09,190
Microsoft yet. He can add the

3561
02:11:09,190 --> 02:11:11,970
things that he's got. And you'll

3562
02:11:11,970 --> 02:11:12,760
see there's a gray arrow

3563
02:11:12,760 --> 02:11:13,750
pointing out there from his

3564
02:11:13,750 --> 02:11:15,580
machine now. If we move back to

3565
02:11:15,580 --> 02:11:16,930
Connell, now I've got an arrow

3566
02:11:16,930 --> 02:11:18,620
pointing into the document.

3567
02:11:18,820 --> 02:11:20,440
So there's updated information.

3568
02:11:20,440 --> 02:11:21,440
Right. I could have been out of

3569
02:11:21,440 --> 02:11:22,390
the office for the last two

3570
02:11:22,390 --> 02:11:23,590
hours in a meeting. When I walk

3571
02:11:23,590 --> 02:11:24,850
in, I see that there's an arrow

3572
02:11:24,850 --> 02:11:26,610
pointing into Commuter Chronicles.

3573
02:11:26,610 --> 02:11:27,720
I press the button.

3574
02:11:28,960 --> 02:11:29,880
And all that information comes

3575
02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:30,280
in.

3576
02:11:30,280 --> 02:11:30,580
And there's a new information

3577
02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:30,860
that Bob had put in.

3578
02:11:30,880 --> 02:11:31,770
And the new information is

3579
02:11:31,770 --> 02:11:32,870
there from Bob. Now you'll see

3580
02:11:32,870 --> 02:11:33,920
that I actually, if I click in

3581
02:11:33,920 --> 02:11:34,840
any of these cells.

3582
02:11:34,840 --> 02:11:34,980
Bob!

3583
02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:37,460
Dual wielding mice.

3584
02:11:38,540 --> 02:11:40,970
Akimbo mice perk has been got.

3585
02:11:40,970 --> 02:11:44,200
He's ranked up enough to unlock

3586
02:11:44,200 --> 02:11:47,480
the akimbo mice perk. But he's

3587
02:11:47,480 --> 02:11:48,990
not using akimbo mice in the

3588
02:11:48,990 --> 02:11:50,830
correct way. He's gone with two

3589
02:11:50,830 --> 02:11:52,660
mice on his left hand side. He's

3590
02:11:52,660 --> 02:11:54,370
using his right fucking claw to

3591
02:11:54,370 --> 02:11:56,220
use it. Anonymous, thanks for

3592
02:11:56,220 --> 02:11:56,980
the tip.

3593
02:11:56,980 --> 02:11:58,320
It actually shows when that Bob

3594
02:11:58,320 --> 02:11:59,480
wrote it and when he wrote it.

3595
02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:00,500
So it gives me additional

3596
02:12:00,500 --> 02:12:01,900
information. There's actually a

3597
02:12:01,900 --> 02:12:03,010
database underpinning the

3598
02:12:03,010 --> 02:12:04,030
product that makes it very

3599
02:12:04,030 --> 02:12:04,860
powerful.

3600
02:12:05,020 --> 02:12:06,760
So we can go on and on back and

3601
02:12:06,760 --> 02:12:08,410
forth trading. I could add

3602
02:12:08,410 --> 02:12:09,510
cells to the table, add

3603
02:12:09,510 --> 02:12:11,360
pictures, whatever else. But

3604
02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:12,360
what I thought I would do in

3605
02:12:12,360 --> 02:12:13,520
the interest of brevity is

3606
02:12:13,520 --> 02:12:14,690
actually zoom forward to a

3607
02:12:14,690 --> 02:12:16,440
little bit more complex example.

3608
02:12:16,820 --> 02:12:17,180
Yeah.

3609
02:12:17,740 --> 02:12:18,780
Which will show you how.

3610
02:12:18,880 --> 02:12:19,820
Maybe that was a clean one.

3611
02:12:19,900 --> 02:12:22,150
to a little bit more complex

3612
02:12:22,150 --> 02:12:23,600
example, which will show you

3613
02:12:23,600 --> 02:12:25,140
how to use instant update to

3614
02:12:25,140 --> 02:12:26,200
actually manage projects,

3615
02:12:26,320 --> 02:12:27,400
which is the key use we see out

3616
02:12:27,400 --> 02:12:27,840
there.

3617
02:12:28,500 --> 02:12:29,240
Let me come up to this file

3618
02:12:29,240 --> 02:12:30,780
called managing tasks.

3619
02:12:31,940 --> 02:12:32,800
And in this scenario, I'm

3620
02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:35,120
putting together a packaging

3621
02:12:35,120 --> 02:12:36,410
project in which a number of

3622
02:12:36,410 --> 02:12:37,540
things have to be accomplished.

3623
02:12:37,880 --> 02:12:39,210
And basically all I've done so

3624
02:12:39,210 --> 02:12:40,980
far is construct the table.

3625
02:12:41,120 --> 02:12:42,410
Now, we think that one of the

3626
02:12:42,410 --> 02:12:44,000
crucial aspects of any piece of

3627
02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:45,670
workgroup software is that it

3628
02:12:45,670 --> 02:12:46,940
has to be great at collecting

3629
02:12:46,940 --> 02:12:47,480
input.

3630
02:12:47,600 --> 02:12:49,290
Most of the tools you have now

3631
02:12:49,290 --> 02:12:50,300
generate output.

3632
02:12:50,480 --> 02:12:51,520
They print out something.

3633
02:12:52,260 --> 02:12:52,930
A workgroup tool that works

3634
02:12:52,930 --> 02:12:54,660
well actually generates input.

3635
02:12:54,820 --> 02:12:55,780
So maybe I've been on the road

3636
02:12:55,780 --> 02:12:56,860
for two weeks and I come back

3637
02:12:56,860 --> 02:12:57,740
and I want to see what's

3638
02:12:57,740 --> 02:12:59,160
happening with this project.

3639
02:12:59,400 --> 02:13:00,480
All I do is press the update

3640
02:13:00,480 --> 02:13:01,690
button and you'll see that

3641
02:13:01,690 --> 02:13:03,180
whether it's happened in an

3642
02:13:03,180 --> 02:13:04,990
hour, two hours, three days, or

3643
02:13:04,990 --> 02:13:05,780
seven weeks,

3644
02:13:06,000 --> 02:13:07,330
all of the different people who

3645
02:13:07,330 --> 02:13:08,610
are contributing to the

3646
02:13:08,610 --> 02:13:09,970
packaging project have now

3647
02:13:09,970 --> 02:13:11,360
entered input and I can catch

3648
02:13:11,360 --> 02:13:12,240
up instantly.

3649
02:13:12,380 --> 02:13:13,350
So I'm never reviewing stale

3650
02:13:13,350 --> 02:13:14,020
information.

3651
02:13:14,200 --> 02:13:15,660
I'm always on top of current

3652
02:13:15,660 --> 02:13:16,160
events.

3653
02:13:16,820 --> 02:13:18,050
One of the other things you can

3654
02:13:18,050 --> 02:13:19,030
do in addition to adding

3655
02:13:19,030 --> 02:13:20,320
information is add people.

3656
02:13:20,600 --> 02:13:21,870
So if at this point the drives

3657
02:13:21,870 --> 02:13:23,620
have opened at Reddit, there's

3658
02:13:23,620 --> 02:13:24,660
a file, a text.

3659
02:13:25,440 --> 02:13:26,080
Read and we're going to...

3660
02:13:26,080 --> 02:13:27,200
Those are just a few of the

3661
02:13:27,200 --> 02:13:28,040
ways you can use it.

3662
02:13:28,160 --> 02:13:28,240
All right.

3663
02:13:28,240 --> 02:13:29,230
I'm going to ask you to slide

3664
02:13:29,230 --> 02:13:30,130
both keyboards and mice over

3665
02:13:30,130 --> 02:13:31,220
here to read and we're going to

3666
02:13:31,220 --> 02:13:31,860
turn to...

3667
02:13:31,860 --> 02:13:33,460
That's a nice little one.

3668
02:13:35,820 --> 02:13:36,980
Slide your keyboard.

3669
02:13:38,860 --> 02:13:39,840
A few of the ways you can use

3670
02:13:39,840 --> 02:13:40,540
it.

3671
02:13:40,540 --> 02:13:40,720
All right.

3672
02:13:40,780 --> 02:13:42,200
I'm going to ask you to slide

3673
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:43,700
both keyboards and mice over

3674
02:13:43,700 --> 02:13:45,400
here to read and we're going to

3675
02:13:45,400 --> 02:13:46,540
turn to aspects now.

3676
02:13:46,620 --> 02:13:47,800
Before we start on the demo

3677
02:13:47,800 --> 02:13:49,070
read, what approach does

3678
02:13:49,070 --> 02:13:49,960
aspects take?

3679
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:50,710
How is this going to be

3680
02:13:50,710 --> 02:13:51,820
different from what we've seen

3681
02:13:51,820 --> 02:13:52,360
now so far?

3682
02:13:52,500 --> 02:13:54,190
Well, everything we've seen

3683
02:13:54,190 --> 02:13:55,750
today is asynchronous or it

3684
02:13:55,750 --> 02:13:58,320
happens later, kind of like voicemail.

3685
02:13:58,320 --> 02:13:59,530
If you take that paradigm

3686
02:13:59,530 --> 02:14:00,980
further, aspects is like the

3687
02:14:00,980 --> 02:14:02,530
telephone where you're working

3688
02:14:02,530 --> 02:14:03,820
with someone while you're

3689
02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:05,440
talking to them on the phone.

3690
02:14:05,540 --> 02:14:06,580
You're making changes on the

3691
02:14:06,580 --> 02:14:07,970
computer and everyone sees what's

3692
02:14:07,970 --> 02:14:08,620
happened.

3693
02:14:08,800 --> 02:14:08,920
Okay.

3694
02:14:08,980 --> 02:14:09,950
So our little network here,

3695
02:14:09,950 --> 02:14:11,160
simultaneously, they're on the

3696
02:14:11,160 --> 02:14:12,110
phone and they're on their

3697
02:14:12,110 --> 02:14:12,760
terminals.

3698
02:14:12,980 --> 02:14:13,380
Exactly.

3699
02:14:13,580 --> 02:14:14,180
Show us what to do.

3700
02:14:14,420 --> 02:14:14,620
Okay.

3701
02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:15,750
The first thing we've already

3702
02:14:15,750 --> 02:14:16,980
done is opened up some files.

3703
02:14:17,060 --> 02:14:19,730
I noticed the facial tone

3704
02:14:19,730 --> 02:14:21,860
change from Stu.

3705
02:14:21,980 --> 02:14:23,620
I just didn't want to...

3706
02:14:23,620 --> 02:14:25,420
I feel like I'm always retreading

3707
02:14:25,420 --> 02:14:26,960
old ground, but I'm glad you

3708
02:14:26,960 --> 02:14:27,940
noticed that.

3709
02:14:28,360 --> 02:14:29,400
I noticed it as well.

3710
02:14:29,460 --> 02:14:30,160
And likewise...

3711
02:14:30,160 --> 02:14:30,920
It was great.

3712
02:14:30,920 --> 02:14:32,730
He lulls you into a sense of

3713
02:14:32,730 --> 02:14:35,220
security and then gets serious.

3714
02:14:35,340 --> 02:14:36,440
It's time to get serious now.

3715
02:14:36,680 --> 02:14:37,360
No fucking around.

3716
02:14:37,820 --> 02:14:38,940
As he changes the screen, your

3717
02:14:38,940 --> 02:14:40,200
screen changes also.

3718
02:14:40,500 --> 02:14:40,860
That's right.

3719
02:14:40,900 --> 02:14:42,220
So you never lose your place in

3720
02:14:42,220 --> 02:14:43,320
your conversation.

3721
02:14:43,340 --> 02:14:44,210
So everybody's looking at the

3722
02:14:44,210 --> 02:14:45,120
same thing at the same time.

3723
02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:45,700
That's right.

3724
02:14:45,760 --> 02:14:47,350
In fact, if I even move from

3725
02:14:47,350 --> 02:14:48,960
the machine on the right to

3726
02:14:48,960 --> 02:14:50,940
another document, the machine

3727
02:14:50,940 --> 02:14:52,560
on the left follows right along.

3728
02:14:52,600 --> 02:14:52,820
Right.

3729
02:14:53,520 --> 02:14:53,880
Right.

3730
02:14:53,980 --> 02:14:55,030
So you're always seeing the

3731
02:14:55,030 --> 02:14:56,330
same thing as the people you're

3732
02:14:56,330 --> 02:14:57,100
working with.

3733
02:14:57,220 --> 02:14:57,480
Okay.

3734
02:14:57,800 --> 02:14:57,980
Okay.

3735
02:14:58,320 --> 02:15:00,060
Next, Aspects has pointer tools

3736
02:15:00,060 --> 02:15:01,620
that you grab on the bottom

3737
02:15:01,620 --> 02:15:02,240
right.

3738
02:15:02,240 --> 02:15:03,000
Thank you very much.

3739
02:15:03,800 --> 02:15:04,900
Stevie McPhail.

3740
02:15:05,740 --> 02:15:06,900
Very, very, very, very, very,

3741
02:15:06,900 --> 02:15:08,320
very, very kindly.

3742
02:15:08,420 --> 02:15:09,170
When was the last time

3743
02:15:09,170 --> 02:15:10,370
something new on the computer

3744
02:15:10,370 --> 02:15:11,620
actually got you excited?

3745
02:15:11,840 --> 02:15:13,780
Never is an acceptable answer.

3746
02:15:13,900 --> 02:15:15,260
Appreciate these aren't as

3747
02:15:15,260 --> 02:15:16,660
revolutionary times.

3748
02:15:17,260 --> 02:15:18,100
It's pointer around.

3749
02:15:18,220 --> 02:15:19,140
On the computer.

3750
02:15:19,140 --> 02:15:21,360
It points to the same part of

3751
02:15:21,360 --> 02:15:22,760
the document.

3752
02:15:22,760 --> 02:15:24,830
I installed a virtual machine

3753
02:15:24,830 --> 02:15:26,690
the other day to try and then

3754
02:15:26,690 --> 02:15:28,620
put Ubuntu on the fucking PC

3755
02:15:28,620 --> 02:15:30,960
because I've never used that.

3756
02:15:31,120 --> 02:15:31,840
Never used Linux.

3757
02:15:32,120 --> 02:15:34,540
So that's old tech really, isn't

3758
02:15:34,540 --> 02:15:35,080
it?

3759
02:15:35,080 --> 02:15:35,900
Virtual machine.

3760
02:15:36,620 --> 02:15:38,310
But I mean, I was thinking, oh,

3761
02:15:38,310 --> 02:15:39,760
this is class, you know?

3762
02:15:40,660 --> 02:15:42,620
But anything new, I don't know.

3763
02:15:42,620 --> 02:15:44,600
I might have a look at the

3764
02:15:44,600 --> 02:15:46,950
Apple thing from earlier on,

3765
02:15:46,950 --> 02:15:49,470
even though they didn't unveil

3766
02:15:49,470 --> 02:15:52,020
any new computer hardware.

3767
02:15:52,580 --> 02:15:53,790
I think it was just iPhones,

3768
02:15:53,790 --> 02:15:54,640
the usual shite.

3769
02:15:56,020 --> 02:15:57,430
Maybe they had some new stuff,

3770
02:15:57,430 --> 02:15:59,460
but what do they do?

3771
02:16:01,320 --> 02:16:02,300
I'm trying to think.

3772
02:16:02,300 --> 02:16:03,140
Start at the top.

3773
02:16:03,520 --> 02:16:05,300
If the machine on the right.

3774
02:16:05,560 --> 02:16:06,340
Even though the AI stuff is

3775
02:16:06,340 --> 02:16:07,640
fucking annoying because we're

3776
02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:08,880
always hearing about it.

3777
02:16:09,000 --> 02:16:11,210
It was impressive to see the

3778
02:16:11,210 --> 02:16:13,470
videos just created out of

3779
02:16:13,470 --> 02:16:14,340
nothing.

3780
02:16:15,000 --> 02:16:15,640
18 point.

3781
02:16:16,200 --> 02:16:17,650
Immediately, the other people

3782
02:16:17,650 --> 02:16:19,290
in the conference see that

3783
02:16:19,290 --> 02:16:20,000
change.

3784
02:16:20,880 --> 02:16:21,540
All right, read briefly.

3785
02:16:21,760 --> 02:16:22,950
When you have 8 or 10 or 12

3786
02:16:22,950 --> 02:16:24,020
people in this meeting at the

3787
02:16:24,020 --> 02:16:25,210
same time, one of the problems

3788
02:16:25,210 --> 02:16:26,140
is who's in charge?

3789
02:16:26,220 --> 02:16:27,260
How do you manage this meeting?

3790
02:16:27,520 --> 02:16:28,100
How do you mediate the

3791
02:16:28,100 --> 02:16:29,360
differences between who wants

3792
02:16:29,360 --> 02:16:30,160
to do what when?

3793
02:16:30,480 --> 02:16:31,490
Well, Aspects allows three

3794
02:16:31,490 --> 02:16:32,850
levels of control for different

3795
02:16:32,850 --> 02:16:33,900
kinds of meetings.

3796
02:16:34,380 --> 02:16:35,570
There is free-for-all, which we've

3797
02:16:35,570 --> 02:16:36,460
been operating in.

3798
02:16:36,520 --> 02:16:37,720
It lets everyone work at once.

3799
02:16:37,720 --> 02:16:38,180
Free-for-all.

3800
02:16:38,180 --> 02:16:40,500
If that becomes a problem, the

3801
02:16:40,500 --> 02:16:41,600
moderator can set a higher

3802
02:16:41,600 --> 02:16:43,240
level of control to enforce

3803
02:16:43,240 --> 02:16:44,140
taking turns

3804
02:16:44,140 --> 02:16:45,510
or to even put one person in

3805
02:16:45,510 --> 02:16:47,220
charge, and let's try that.

3806
02:16:47,680 --> 02:16:48,980
The first thing you notice on

3807
02:16:48,980 --> 02:16:50,590
the machine on the right is

3808
02:16:50,590 --> 02:16:52,340
that my name is up here, and I

3809
02:16:52,340 --> 02:16:53,300
have the pen in hand.

3810
02:16:53,360 --> 02:16:54,050
You're the guy in charge of the

3811
02:16:54,050 --> 02:16:54,380
meeting.

3812
02:16:54,500 --> 02:16:55,570
I'm in charge, and I've got the

3813
02:16:55,570 --> 02:16:55,880
pen.

3814
02:16:56,000 --> 02:16:57,490
On the left, the user gets a

3815
02:16:57,490 --> 02:16:59,230
message that says the rules

3816
02:16:59,230 --> 02:17:00,820
have changed, and he instead

3817
02:17:00,820 --> 02:17:02,210
sees the pen laying on the

3818
02:17:02,210 --> 02:17:02,780
table.

3819
02:17:03,540 --> 02:17:04,380
So if he wants to edit, he

3820
02:17:04,380 --> 02:17:06,250
clicks on the pen and requests

3821
02:17:06,250 --> 02:17:07,040
editing.

3822
02:17:07,040 --> 02:17:08,100
Just getting back to you there,

3823
02:17:08,100 --> 02:17:08,520
McPhail.

3824
02:17:08,580 --> 02:17:11,670
I was impressed by the magnetic

3825
02:17:11,670 --> 02:17:14,860
mask feature in video editing

3826
02:17:14,860 --> 02:17:15,960
software,

3827
02:17:15,960 --> 02:17:17,830
where you didn't have to use

3828
02:17:17,830 --> 02:17:19,860
any green screen or any of that

3829
02:17:19,860 --> 02:17:20,840
business.

3830
02:17:21,000 --> 02:17:22,140
I was impressed by that.

3831
02:17:23,680 --> 02:17:25,420
That was the last thing I was

3832
02:17:25,420 --> 02:17:26,980
really impressed by.

3833
02:17:27,740 --> 02:17:28,570
And then, obviously, I give out

3834
02:17:28,570 --> 02:17:30,030
a lot about AI, because it's so

3835
02:17:30,030 --> 02:17:31,580
fucking annoying hearing about

3836
02:17:31,580 --> 02:17:33,340
it, but genuinely is impressive.

3837
02:17:34,100 --> 02:17:35,250
The stuff when you're asking it

3838
02:17:35,250 --> 02:17:37,240
questions and then going deeper

3839
02:17:37,240 --> 02:17:38,880
into stuff, you know?

3840
02:17:39,600 --> 02:17:40,720
And without having to type it

3841
02:17:40,720 --> 02:17:43,020
in and look for certain answers.

3842
02:17:44,020 --> 02:17:45,530
And then the video creation as

3843
02:17:45,530 --> 02:17:45,980
well.

3844
02:17:47,420 --> 02:17:48,340
And look at Stu.

3845
02:17:49,040 --> 02:17:49,500
I mean, that's...

3846
02:17:50,240 --> 02:17:51,580
Does he count as impressive?

3847
02:17:51,720 --> 02:17:52,440
I think he does.

3848
02:17:52,940 --> 02:17:55,240
Stay tuned for this week's

3849
02:17:55,240 --> 02:17:57,820
computer news on Random Access.

3850
02:18:10,480 --> 02:18:11,980
In the Random Access file this

3851
02:18:11,980 --> 02:18:13,550
week, this is a special summer

3852
02:18:13,550 --> 02:18:14,820
edition with the focus on

3853
02:18:14,820 --> 02:18:15,600
software.

3854
02:18:15,900 --> 02:18:17,260
Here are last week's best-selling

3855
02:18:17,260 --> 02:18:18,640
software titles for the PC,

3856
02:18:18,640 --> 02:18:20,280
according to PC Connection.

3857
02:18:20,780 --> 02:18:21,960
Microsoft came in number one

3858
02:18:21,960 --> 02:18:23,500
and number two with DOS and

3859
02:18:23,500 --> 02:18:24,820
Windows upgrades.

3860
02:18:25,320 --> 02:18:25,980
And Microsoft rounded out the

3861
02:18:25,980 --> 02:18:27,020
top ten with the...

3862
02:18:27,020 --> 02:18:28,260
What about After Dark?

3863
02:18:28,580 --> 02:18:28,740
No.

3864
02:18:28,920 --> 02:18:30,080
Yeah, it's still there.

3865
02:18:31,320 --> 02:18:32,120
Fuck me.

3866
02:18:32,120 --> 02:18:36,170
Never bleeding not there on

3867
02:18:36,170 --> 02:18:40,080
these top ten PC charts.

3868
02:18:40,720 --> 02:18:41,860
And Microsoft rounded out the

3869
02:18:41,860 --> 02:18:43,640
top ten with the Excel upgrade

3870
02:18:43,640 --> 02:18:45,300
and Windows 3.1.

3871
02:18:45,640 --> 02:18:46,990
Next up, Paul Schindler and our

3872
02:18:46,990 --> 02:18:48,480
summer software review.

3873
02:18:48,740 --> 02:18:49,120
Sweet.

3874
02:18:49,220 --> 02:18:49,820
The Schindle.

3875
02:18:49,920 --> 02:18:50,920
The Schindle spinner.

3876
02:18:51,120 --> 02:18:52,060
Schindler's list.

3877
02:18:52,400 --> 02:18:53,740
Schindler's lifts, of course,

3878
02:18:53,740 --> 02:18:54,720
and escalators.

3879
02:18:55,760 --> 02:18:56,360
Here he is.

3880
02:18:56,440 --> 02:18:57,620
The man with the plan.

3881
02:18:58,100 --> 02:18:59,020
He's got a counterfeit dollar

3882
02:18:59,020 --> 02:18:59,740
in his hand.

3883
02:18:59,740 --> 02:19:01,320
It's the Schindle swinger.

3884
02:19:01,320 --> 02:19:03,300
There it is.

3885
02:19:03,440 --> 02:19:05,040
One of the simplest visual cues

3886
02:19:05,040 --> 02:19:05,940
known to man.

3887
02:19:06,100 --> 02:19:06,860
The traffic light.

3888
02:19:07,260 --> 02:19:08,250
Now, the fact that information

3889
02:19:08,250 --> 02:19:09,650
can be communicated visually is

3890
02:19:09,650 --> 02:19:10,120
scary.

3891
02:19:10,740 --> 02:19:12,460
I think there it is has to be

3892
02:19:12,460 --> 02:19:15,660
in our lexicon of 2540.

3893
02:19:17,000 --> 02:19:17,400
2540.

3894
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:19,100
And our summer software review.

3895
02:19:20,520 --> 02:19:21,370
To disseminate information such

3896
02:19:21,370 --> 02:19:23,040
as news or reference.

3897
02:19:23,120 --> 02:19:25,880
Yeah, so 2540 is our...

3898
02:19:25,880 --> 02:19:26,440
There it is.

3899
02:19:26,440 --> 02:19:28,000
Paul Schindler saying there it

3900
02:19:28,000 --> 02:19:28,320
is.

3901
02:19:29,020 --> 02:19:30,420
Will be a real nice little

3902
02:19:30,420 --> 02:19:31,260
treat.

3903
02:19:31,260 --> 02:19:32,480
But we're probably going to get

3904
02:19:32,480 --> 02:19:33,280
a Schindlerism.

3905
02:19:33,880 --> 02:19:35,400
Summer software review.

3906
02:19:38,400 --> 02:19:39,520
Number one.

3907
02:19:41,380 --> 02:19:42,360
There it is.

3908
02:19:42,520 --> 02:19:44,100
One of the simplest visual cues

3909
02:19:44,100 --> 02:19:45,000
known to man.

3910
02:19:45,140 --> 02:19:45,920
The traffic light.

3911
02:19:46,320 --> 02:19:47,390
Now, the fact that information

3912
02:19:47,390 --> 02:19:48,760
can be communicated visually

3913
02:19:48,760 --> 02:19:50,000
escapes a lot of people.

3914
02:19:50,100 --> 02:19:52,020
But not the people who made ManagePro.

3915
02:19:52,600 --> 02:19:53,840
This Windows software manages

3916
02:19:53,840 --> 02:19:54,480
people.

3917
02:19:54,480 --> 02:19:55,630
And what do managers want to

3918
02:19:55,630 --> 02:19:56,000
know?

3919
02:19:56,260 --> 02:19:57,020
What's wrong?

3920
02:19:57,200 --> 02:19:58,570
So ManagePro offers status

3921
02:19:58,570 --> 02:19:59,200
boards.

3922
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:00,540
Green means fine.

3923
02:20:00,700 --> 02:20:01,520
Yellow means caution.

3924
02:20:01,720 --> 02:20:03,160
Red means something's wrong.

3925
02:20:03,520 --> 02:20:04,660
Double click on a box to find

3926
02:20:04,660 --> 02:20:06,220
out exactly what's wrong.

3927
02:20:06,220 --> 02:20:06,400
Box?

3928
02:20:06,620 --> 02:20:07,620
You can look at goals on a

3929
02:20:07,620 --> 02:20:08,640
status board, too.

3930
02:20:08,760 --> 02:20:09,960
Just click down to get the gory

3931
02:20:09,960 --> 02:20:10,540
details.

3932
02:20:10,880 --> 02:20:12,150
You can also view your goals

3933
02:20:12,150 --> 02:20:13,940
along a timeline or as text.

3934
02:20:14,440 --> 02:20:15,260
Now, most people don't use

3935
02:20:15,260 --> 02:20:16,610
project management tools

3936
02:20:16,610 --> 02:20:17,660
because they're too darn

3937
02:20:17,660 --> 02:20:18,300
complex.

3938
02:20:18,800 --> 02:20:19,570
ManagePro isn't really a

3939
02:20:19,570 --> 02:20:20,700
project manager.

3940
02:20:20,700 --> 02:20:22,410
It's a people manager so simple

3941
02:20:22,410 --> 02:20:23,920
an executive can use it.

3942
02:20:24,180 --> 02:20:25,640
It costs $400 from Avantos

3943
02:20:25,640 --> 02:20:27,300
Performance Systems in Emeryville,

3944
02:20:27,300 --> 02:20:28,060
California.

3945
02:20:28,480 --> 02:20:29,630
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

3946
02:20:29,630 --> 02:20:30,520
Paul Schindler.

3947
02:20:31,320 --> 02:20:31,780
That's it for this week's

3948
02:20:31,780 --> 02:20:33,080
Computer Chronicles.

3949
02:20:33,240 --> 02:20:34,440
I'm Janelle Stelzen.

3950
02:20:36,100 --> 02:20:36,500
Computer Chronicles has been

3951
02:20:36,500 --> 02:20:38,800
made possible in part by Cardinal

3952
02:20:38,800 --> 02:20:41,050
Technologies, makers of the

3953
02:20:41,050 --> 02:20:42,180
Snap Plus video adapter.

3954
02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:42,580
Any pick of the week?

3955
02:20:42,720 --> 02:20:44,130
Snap Plus hardware and software

3956
02:20:44,130 --> 02:20:45,090
turn a PC into a video

3957
02:20:45,090 --> 02:20:46,560
production workstation.

3958
02:20:47,020 --> 02:20:47,610
Snap Plus from Cardinal

3959
02:20:47,610 --> 02:20:48,420
Technologies.

3960
02:20:48,420 --> 02:20:48,960
Snap Plus.

3961
02:20:48,960 --> 02:20:49,780
Made in the USA.

3962
02:20:50,400 --> 02:20:51,550
And by PC Connection and Mac

3963
02:20:51,550 --> 02:20:52,640
Connection.

3964
02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:54,020
Mail order software and

3965
02:20:54,020 --> 02:20:55,390
hardware peripherals for the PC

3966
02:20:55,390 --> 02:20:56,380
and the Macintosh.

3967
02:20:56,900 --> 02:20:57,850
And the Software Publishers

3968
02:20:57,850 --> 02:20:58,780
Association.

3969
02:20:59,200 --> 02:21:00,030
Providers of educational

3970
02:21:00,030 --> 02:21:01,210
materials to help manage

3971
02:21:01,210 --> 02:21:01,880
software.

3972
02:21:02,420 --> 02:21:03,640
Don't copy that floppy.

3973
02:21:05,180 --> 02:21:05,900
Video cassette copies of this

3974
02:21:05,900 --> 02:21:07,940
program are available.

3975
02:21:08,340 --> 02:21:09,190
Computer Chronicles also

3976
02:21:09,190 --> 02:21:10,300
publishes a...

3977
02:21:10,300 --> 02:21:11,460
How would that be nowadays?

3978
02:21:11,580 --> 02:21:14,220
$29.50 for one episode.

3979
02:21:15,220 --> 02:21:16,300
You know, one episode of just a

3980
02:21:16,300 --> 02:21:17,400
review show.

3981
02:21:18,320 --> 02:21:20,880
Probably like $100 in inflation.

3982
02:21:21,300 --> 02:21:22,830
But you also got the Shafé

3983
02:21:22,830 --> 02:21:23,380
letter.

3984
02:21:23,740 --> 02:21:25,060
Which, you know, I'm still

3985
02:21:25,060 --> 02:21:26,740
looking for anyone who might

3986
02:21:26,740 --> 02:21:28,790
have any notion of the whereabouts

3987
02:21:28,790 --> 02:21:30,540
of these Shafé letters.

3988
02:21:31,680 --> 02:21:33,260
Google's giving me nothing, lads.

3989
02:21:34,200 --> 02:21:35,020
It's insane.

3990
02:21:35,180 --> 02:21:36,300
Someone's got them out there.

3991
02:21:36,400 --> 02:21:38,070
Someone's got maybe a box full

3992
02:21:38,070 --> 02:21:38,760
of them.

3993
02:21:39,760 --> 02:21:41,250
Containing details on products

3994
02:21:41,250 --> 02:21:42,780
demonstrated, plus background

3995
02:21:42,780 --> 02:21:44,420
information on program topics.

3996
02:21:44,860 --> 02:21:45,640
To order a video...

3997
02:21:45,640 --> 02:21:46,460
The Shafé files.

3998
02:21:46,680 --> 02:21:48,230
...or a subscription to the

3999
02:21:48,230 --> 02:21:51,440
newsletter, call 1-800-366-9484

4000
02:21:51,440 --> 02:21:53,220
or write computer chronicles.

4001
02:21:53,720 --> 02:21:54,990
Please specify program subject

4002
02:21:54,990 --> 02:21:55,720
for tapes.

4003
02:21:56,180 --> 02:21:57,190
All orders include a free

4004
02:21:57,190 --> 02:21:59,010
software program for auditing

4005
02:21:59,010 --> 02:22:00,060
software use.

4006
02:22:00,060 --> 02:22:30,040
We'll be right back.

4007
02:22:30,040 --> 02:22:35,040
Thank you.

4008
02:22:35,040 --> 02:22:39,150
Rusty, rusty pipe. Thank you

4009
02:22:39,150 --> 02:22:41,360
very much there for the type.

4010
02:22:42,240 --> 02:22:43,760
Just a quick little go with

4011
02:22:43,760 --> 02:22:44,880
this here.

4012
02:22:45,100 --> 02:22:46,120
I think there's some

4013
02:22:46,120 --> 02:22:48,090
instrumental that we didn't get

4014
02:22:48,090 --> 02:22:49,560
on board with there.

4015
02:22:49,660 --> 02:22:52,900
Maybe... Let me see about this.

4016
02:22:52,900 --> 02:23:12,900
Let me see.

4017
02:23:12,900 --> 02:23:19,900
Let me see.

4018
02:23:20,100 --> 02:23:27,100
Let me see.

4019
02:23:27,300 --> 02:23:32,100
Let me see.

4020
02:23:32,100 --> 02:23:34,240
There it is. There it is. One

4021
02:23:34,240 --> 02:23:35,610
of the sim... There it is.

4022
02:23:35,610 --> 02:23:37,100
There it is. One of the...

4023
02:23:37,100 --> 02:23:39,460
Simple.

4024
02:23:39,460 --> 02:24:09,440
Uh, how do you define...

4025
02:24:09,440 --> 02:24:12,440
Higgins keeps the tables of...

4026
02:24:12,440 --> 02:24:13,980
Oof.

4027
02:24:15,040 --> 02:24:15,840
It's Stalin.

4028
02:24:19,400 --> 02:24:18,820
Higgins, I'm going to take a

4029
02:24:18,820 --> 02:24:21,160
similar approach.

4030
02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:22,400
We charge by the user.

4031
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:24,040
An access file this week.

4032
02:24:24,120 --> 02:24:25,400
This is a special summary.

4033
02:24:25,540 --> 02:24:26,740
An access file this week.

4034
02:24:26,840 --> 02:24:28,120
This is a special summary.

4035
02:24:28,200 --> 02:24:29,380
An access file this week.

4036
02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:30,780
This is a special summary.

4037
02:24:31,460 --> 02:24:33,360
Uh, how do you define it?

4038
02:24:33,420 --> 02:24:34,360
What do you call me?

4039
02:24:34,700 --> 02:24:36,240
An access file this week.

4040
02:24:36,360 --> 02:24:37,600
At that point, with the notes.

4041
02:24:37,660 --> 02:24:38,900
An access file this week.

4042
02:24:38,900 --> 02:24:40,370
Rulers move the message to the

4043
02:24:40,370 --> 02:24:40,820
news.

4044
02:24:41,140 --> 02:24:41,540
Hostages.

4045
02:24:41,640 --> 02:24:42,920
An access file this week.

4046
02:24:43,080 --> 02:24:43,720
This is a certain kind of

4047
02:24:43,720 --> 02:24:44,320
application.

4048
02:24:44,500 --> 02:24:45,280
This is a certain...

4049
02:24:45,280 --> 02:24:46,440
More than a thousand of them

4050
02:24:46,440 --> 02:24:47,610
are connected via computer

4051
02:24:47,610 --> 02:24:48,240
networks.

4052
02:24:48,780 --> 02:24:50,120
With Higgins, how do we take a...

4053
02:24:50,120 --> 02:24:51,100
And Higgins, what...

4054
02:24:51,100 --> 02:24:52,440
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4055
02:24:52,440 --> 02:24:53,660
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4056
02:24:53,700 --> 02:24:54,900
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4057
02:24:55,000 --> 02:24:56,280
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4058
02:24:56,380 --> 02:24:56,900
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4059
02:24:56,900 --> 02:24:57,800
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4060
02:24:57,840 --> 02:24:59,000
What approach does that take?

4061
02:24:59,200 --> 02:25:00,180
Okay, gentlemen, thank you very

4062
02:25:00,180 --> 02:25:00,520
much.

4063
02:25:00,580 --> 02:25:01,800
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4064
02:25:01,840 --> 02:25:02,680
With Higgins, how do we take a

4065
02:25:02,680 --> 02:25:03,320
similar...

4066
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:04,560
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4067
02:25:04,780 --> 02:25:05,840
And Higgins keeps that.

4068
02:25:06,240 --> 02:25:07,540
And Higgins, what is Higgins?

4069
02:25:07,600 --> 02:25:08,390
What approach does that take

4070
02:25:08,390 --> 02:25:08,940
with Higgins?

4071
02:25:09,080 --> 02:25:10,280
And we take a similar approach.

4072
02:25:10,360 --> 02:25:11,360
We charge by the...

4073
02:25:11,360 --> 02:25:12,980
And Higgins, and here to help

4074
02:25:12,980 --> 02:25:14,530
us out are Eric Saul of Lotus

4075
02:25:14,530 --> 02:25:15,920
and Howard Case of Enable

4076
02:25:15,920 --> 02:25:16,660
Software.

4077
02:25:19,160 --> 02:25:19,780
What a fucking...

4078
02:25:20,380 --> 02:25:22,720
That was very unannounced.

4079
02:25:23,280 --> 02:25:24,520
Eric, the term group wear is

4080
02:25:24,520 --> 02:25:25,650
one of these mystery words

4081
02:25:25,650 --> 02:25:26,280
right now.

4082
02:25:26,380 --> 02:25:27,350
It's somewhat like the AI, and

4083
02:25:27,350 --> 02:25:28,390
a lot of products say they have

4084
02:25:28,390 --> 02:25:29,280
to their group wear.

4085
02:25:29,840 --> 02:25:30,400
Uh...

4086
02:25:30,400 --> 02:25:32,120
Blah.

4087
02:25:32,860 --> 02:25:33,190
Higgins, and here to help us

4088
02:25:33,190 --> 02:25:34,310
out are Eric Saul of Higgins,

4089
02:25:34,310 --> 02:25:35,270
and here to help us out are

4090
02:25:35,270 --> 02:25:36,430
Eric Saul of Higgins, and here

4091
02:25:36,430 --> 02:25:37,520
to help us out are Eric Saul of

4092
02:25:37,520 --> 02:25:38,590
Higgins, and here to help us

4093
02:25:38,590 --> 02:25:39,710
out are Eric Saul of Higgins,

4094
02:25:39,710 --> 02:25:40,670
and here to help us out are

4095
02:25:40,670 --> 02:25:41,830
Eric Saul of Higgins, and here

4096
02:25:41,830 --> 02:25:43,130
to help us out are Eric with Higgins

4097
02:25:43,130 --> 02:25:44,120
and Howard.

4098
02:25:44,120 --> 02:26:12,920
Oh, come on, Schindler.

4099
02:26:13,500 --> 02:26:14,020
Schindler.

4100
02:26:42,880 --> 02:26:55,880
One of the...

4101
02:26:55,880 --> 02:26:59,500
Well, this is one approach to

4102
02:26:59,500 --> 02:27:01,280
group wear.

4103
02:27:01,660 --> 02:27:02,570
Today we'll look at several

4104
02:27:02,570 --> 02:27:04,040
other approaches, including

4105
02:27:04,040 --> 02:27:05,610
Lotus Notes, Higgins, Instant

4106
02:27:05,610 --> 02:27:06,200
Update.

4107
02:27:06,340 --> 02:27:07,100
There it is.

4108
02:27:07,340 --> 02:27:08,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4109
02:27:08,880 --> 02:27:09,660
There it is.

4110
02:27:09,920 --> 02:27:10,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4111
02:27:10,880 --> 02:27:11,880
There it is.

4112
02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:11,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4113
02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:11,880
There it is.

4114
02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:12,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4115
02:27:12,880 --> 02:27:13,880
There it is.

4116
02:27:13,880 --> 02:27:13,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4117
02:27:13,880 --> 02:27:14,880
There it is.

4118
02:27:14,880 --> 02:27:15,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4119
02:27:15,880 --> 02:27:16,880
There it is.

4120
02:27:16,880 --> 02:27:17,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4121
02:27:17,880 --> 02:27:18,880
There it is.

4122
02:27:18,880 --> 02:27:19,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4123
02:27:19,880 --> 02:27:20,880
There it is.

4124
02:27:20,880 --> 02:27:21,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4125
02:27:21,880 --> 02:27:22,880
Higgins.

4126
02:27:22,880 --> 02:27:22,880
Higgins.

4127
02:27:22,880 --> 02:27:23,880
And here.

4128
02:27:23,880 --> 02:27:24,880
Higgins.

4129
02:27:24,880 --> 02:27:24,880
And here to help.

4130
02:27:24,880 --> 02:27:25,880
There it is.

4131
02:27:25,880 --> 02:27:26,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4132
02:27:26,880 --> 02:27:27,880
Higgins.

4133
02:27:27,880 --> 02:27:28,880
Higgins.

4134
02:27:28,880 --> 02:27:29,880
Higgins.

4135
02:27:29,880 --> 02:27:30,880
Higgins.

4136
02:27:30,880 --> 02:27:31,880
What is Higgins?

4137
02:27:31,880 --> 02:27:32,540
What approach does that take to

4138
02:27:32,540 --> 02:27:32,880
group wear?

4139
02:27:32,880 --> 02:27:33,880
What is Higgins?

4140
02:27:33,880 --> 02:27:34,540
What approach does that take to

4141
02:27:34,540 --> 02:27:34,880
group wear?

4142
02:27:34,880 --> 02:27:35,880
What is Higgins?

4143
02:27:35,880 --> 02:27:36,540
What approach does that take to

4144
02:27:36,540 --> 02:27:36,880
group wear?

4145
02:27:36,880 --> 02:27:37,880
What is Higgins?

4146
02:27:37,880 --> 02:27:38,540
What approach does that take to

4147
02:27:38,540 --> 02:27:38,880
group wear?

4148
02:27:38,880 --> 02:27:39,880
What is Higgins?

4149
02:27:39,880 --> 02:27:40,540
What approach does that take to

4150
02:27:40,540 --> 02:27:40,880
group wear?

4151
02:27:40,880 --> 02:27:41,880
What is Higgins?

4152
02:27:41,880 --> 02:27:42,550
What approach does that take to

4153
02:27:42,550 --> 02:27:42,880
group wear?

4154
02:27:42,880 --> 02:27:43,880
What is Higgins?

4155
02:27:43,880 --> 02:27:44,880
What is Higgins?

4156
02:27:44,880 --> 02:27:45,880
What is Higgins?

4157
02:27:45,880 --> 02:27:46,880
What is Higgins?

4158
02:27:46,880 --> 02:27:47,880
What is Higgins?

4159
02:27:47,880 --> 02:27:48,880
What is Higgins?

4160
02:27:48,880 --> 02:27:49,880
There it is.

4161
02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:50,880
One of the simplest visual cues.

4162
02:27:50,880 --> 02:27:51,880
Higgins.

4163
02:27:51,880 --> 02:27:52,880
There it is.

4164
02:27:52,880 --> 02:27:54,690
One of the simplest that Higgins

4165
02:27:54,690 --> 02:27:56,330
works with is helping people

4166
02:27:56,330 --> 02:27:57,880
put together meaning.

4167
02:27:57,880 --> 02:27:58,880
Higgins.

4168
02:27:58,880 --> 02:27:59,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4169
02:27:59,610 --> 02:27:59,880
here.

4170
02:27:59,880 --> 02:28:00,880
Higgins.

4171
02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:02,390
You got the Higgins screen up

4172
02:28:02,390 --> 02:28:02,880
here.

4173
02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:03,880
Higgins.

4174
02:28:03,880 --> 02:28:04,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4175
02:28:04,610 --> 02:28:04,880
here.

4176
02:28:04,880 --> 02:28:05,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4177
02:28:05,610 --> 02:28:05,880
here.

4178
02:28:05,880 --> 02:28:06,880
You got the Higgins.

4179
02:28:06,880 --> 02:28:07,880
You got the Higgins.

4180
02:28:07,880 --> 02:28:08,880
You got the Higgins.

4181
02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:09,880
Higgins.

4182
02:28:09,880 --> 02:28:10,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4183
02:28:10,610 --> 02:28:10,880
here.

4184
02:28:10,880 --> 02:28:11,880
Higgins.

4185
02:28:11,880 --> 02:28:12,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4186
02:28:12,610 --> 02:28:12,880
here.

4187
02:28:12,880 --> 02:28:13,880
Higgins.

4188
02:28:13,880 --> 02:28:14,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4189
02:28:14,610 --> 02:28:14,880
here.

4190
02:28:14,880 --> 02:28:15,880
Higgins.

4191
02:28:15,880 --> 02:28:16,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4192
02:28:16,610 --> 02:28:16,880
here.

4193
02:28:16,880 --> 02:28:17,880
Show us how.

4194
02:28:17,880 --> 02:28:18,880
There it is.

4195
02:28:18,880 --> 02:28:19,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4196
02:28:19,610 --> 02:28:19,880
here.

4197
02:28:19,880 --> 02:28:20,880
Higgins.

4198
02:28:20,880 --> 02:28:21,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4199
02:28:21,610 --> 02:28:21,880
here.

4200
02:28:21,880 --> 02:28:22,600
You got the Higgins screen up

4201
02:28:22,600 --> 02:28:22,880
here.

4202
02:28:22,880 --> 02:28:23,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4203
02:28:23,610 --> 02:28:23,880
here.

4204
02:28:23,880 --> 02:28:24,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4205
02:28:24,610 --> 02:28:24,880
here.

4206
02:28:24,880 --> 02:28:25,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4207
02:28:25,610 --> 02:28:25,880
here.

4208
02:28:25,880 --> 02:28:26,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4209
02:28:26,610 --> 02:28:26,880
here.

4210
02:28:26,880 --> 02:28:27,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4211
02:28:27,610 --> 02:28:27,880
here.

4212
02:28:27,880 --> 02:28:28,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4213
02:28:28,610 --> 02:28:28,880
here.

4214
02:28:28,880 --> 02:28:29,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4215
02:28:29,610 --> 02:28:29,880
here.

4216
02:28:29,880 --> 02:28:30,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4217
02:28:30,610 --> 02:28:30,880
here.

4218
02:28:30,880 --> 02:28:31,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4219
02:28:31,610 --> 02:28:31,880
here.

4220
02:28:31,880 --> 02:28:32,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4221
02:28:32,610 --> 02:28:32,880
here.

4222
02:28:32,880 --> 02:28:33,660
You got the Higgins screen up

4223
02:28:33,660 --> 02:28:33,880
here.

4224
02:28:33,880 --> 02:28:34,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4225
02:28:34,610 --> 02:28:34,880
here.

4226
02:28:34,880 --> 02:28:35,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4227
02:28:35,610 --> 02:28:35,880
here.

4228
02:28:35,880 --> 02:28:36,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4229
02:28:36,610 --> 02:28:36,880
here.

4230
02:28:36,880 --> 02:28:37,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4231
02:28:37,610 --> 02:28:37,880
here.

4232
02:28:37,880 --> 02:28:38,610
You got the Higgins screen up

4233
02:28:38,610 --> 02:28:38,880
here.

4234
02:28:38,880 --> 02:28:40,280
It brings up the list of people

4235
02:28:40,280 --> 02:28:41,880
that's available on the network.

4236
02:28:41,880 --> 02:28:42,990
Now, these people don't

4237
02:28:42,990 --> 02:28:44,270
necessarily work in the same

4238
02:28:44,270 --> 02:28:45,880
office or in the same location.

4239
02:28:45,880 --> 02:28:46,880
But they're on the network.

4240
02:28:46,880 --> 02:28:47,480
But they're on the network

4241
02:28:47,480 --> 02:28:47,880
somewhere.

4242
02:28:47,880 --> 02:28:50,870
And Higgins keeps the tables of

4243
02:28:50,870 --> 02:28:53,880
where their data is located.

4244
02:28:53,880 --> 02:28:56,210
And I'm able to even pull out

4245
02:28:56,210 --> 02:28:57,880
resources here.

4246
02:28:57,880 --> 02:28:58,740
I might want to get a

4247
02:28:58,740 --> 02:28:59,940
conference room for these

4248
02:28:59,940 --> 02:29:01,290
people to meet in, see if it's

4249
02:29:01,290 --> 02:29:01,880
available.

4250
02:29:01,880 --> 02:29:02,960
So all their calendars and the

4251
02:29:02,960 --> 02:29:04,070
schedule of that room is really

4252
02:29:04,070 --> 02:29:04,880
in the database.

4253
02:29:04,880 --> 02:29:05,880
What?

4254
02:29:05,880 --> 02:29:06,880
What?

4255
02:29:06,880 --> 02:29:07,880
Yeah.

4256
02:29:07,880 --> 02:29:37,860
I'm sorry.

4257
02:29:37,860 --> 02:29:38,860
What is Higgins?

4258
02:29:38,860 --> 02:29:39,860
What a perch this thing.

4259
02:29:39,860 --> 02:29:40,860
What is Higgins?

4260
02:29:40,860 --> 02:29:41,860
What a...

4261
02:29:41,860 --> 02:29:42,860
What is Higgins?

4262
02:29:42,860 --> 02:29:43,860
What a...

4263
02:29:43,860 --> 02:29:44,860
What is Higgins?

4264
02:29:44,860 --> 02:29:45,860
What a...

4265
02:29:45,860 --> 02:29:46,860
What is Higgins?

4266
02:29:46,860 --> 02:29:47,860
What a...

4267
02:29:47,860 --> 02:29:48,860
What is Higgins?

4268
02:29:48,860 --> 02:29:49,860
What a...

4269
02:29:49,860 --> 02:29:50,860
What is Higgins?

4270
02:29:50,860 --> 02:29:51,860
What a...

4271
02:29:51,860 --> 02:29:52,860
What a...

4272
02:29:52,860 --> 02:29:53,860
What a...

4273
02:29:53,860 --> 02:29:54,860
What a...

4274
02:29:54,860 --> 02:29:55,860
What a...

4275
02:29:55,860 --> 02:29:56,860
What a...

4276
02:29:56,860 --> 02:29:57,860
What a...

4277
02:29:57,860 --> 02:29:58,860
What a...

4278
02:29:58,860 --> 02:29:59,860
What a...

4279
02:29:59,860 --> 02:30:00,860
What a...

4280
02:30:00,860 --> 02:30:01,860
What a...

4281
02:30:01,860 --> 02:30:02,860
What a...

4282
02:30:02,860 --> 02:30:03,860
What a...

4283
02:30:03,860 --> 02:30:04,860
What a...

4284
02:30:04,860 --> 02:30:05,860
What a...

4285
02:30:05,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4286
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4287
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4288
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4289
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4290
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4291
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4292
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4293
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4294
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4295
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:06,860
What a...

4296
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:08,810
the Higgins screen. There it is,

4297
02:30:08,810 --> 02:30:11,080
one of the simplest visual cues

4298
02:30:11,080 --> 02:30:13,420
known to man, the traffic one.

4299
02:30:13,420 --> 02:30:15,570
Now, the fact that information

4300
02:30:15,570 --> 02:30:17,220
can be communicated visually

4301
02:30:17,220 --> 02:30:18,820
escapes a lot of people, but

4302
02:30:18,820 --> 02:30:20,860
not the people named ManagePro.

4303
02:30:20,860 --> 02:30:22,470
This Windows software manages

4304
02:30:22,470 --> 02:30:24,010
people, and what do managers

4305
02:30:24,010 --> 02:30:25,790
want to know? What's wrong? So

4306
02:30:25,790 --> 02:30:27,620
ManagePro offers status boards.

4307
02:30:27,620 --> 02:30:29,290
Green means fine, yellow means

4308
02:30:29,290 --> 02:30:31,010
caution, red means something's

4309
02:30:31,010 --> 02:30:32,660
wrong. Double click on a box to

4310
02:30:32,660 --> 02:30:34,660
find out exactly what's wrong.

4311
02:30:34,660 --> 02:30:35,920
You can look at goals on a

4312
02:30:35,920 --> 02:30:36,840
status board, too.

4313
02:30:36,840 --> 02:30:38,400
Just click down to get the gory

4314
02:30:38,400 --> 02:30:40,160
details. You can also view your

4315
02:30:40,160 --> 02:30:41,520
goals along a timeline or a

4316
02:30:41,520 --> 02:30:43,250
test. Now, most people don't

4317
02:30:43,250 --> 02:30:44,780
use project management tools

4318
02:30:44,780 --> 02:30:46,100
because they're too darn

4319
02:30:46,100 --> 02:30:47,860
complex. ManagePro is really a

4320
02:30:47,860 --> 02:30:49,610
project manager. It's a people

4321
02:30:49,610 --> 02:30:51,360
manager so simple, an executive

4322
02:30:51,360 --> 02:30:53,300
can use it. It costs $400 for

4323
02:30:53,300 --> 02:30:55,620
Avantos Performance System. Higgins.

4324
02:30:55,620 --> 02:30:56,930
And here to help us out are

4325
02:30:56,930 --> 02:30:58,660
Eric's. There it is, one of the

4326
02:30:58,660 --> 02:31:00,660
simple. There it is. What Higgins

4327
02:31:00,660 --> 02:31:02,160
works with is helping people

4328
02:31:02,160 --> 02:31:03,540
put together meetings and

4329
02:31:03,540 --> 02:31:05,860
improve schedule. There it is.

4330
02:31:05,860 --> 02:31:06,820
And Higgins keeps going.

4331
02:31:06,820 --> 02:31:09,630
the tables of where, and Higgins

4332
02:31:09,630 --> 02:31:11,960
keeps, there it is, and Higgins

4333
02:31:11,960 --> 02:31:14,770
keeps, there it is, and Higgins

4334
02:31:14,770 --> 02:31:14,980
keeps,

4335
02:31:14,980 --> 02:31:16,950
the tables of where, and Higgins

4336
02:31:16,950 --> 02:31:18,690
keeps, the tables of where,

4337
02:31:18,690 --> 02:31:20,580
okay gentlemen, thank you very

4338
02:31:20,580 --> 02:31:21,020
much,

4339
02:31:21,360 --> 02:31:22,510
well sometimes it takes a lot,

4340
02:31:22,510 --> 02:31:23,860
Higgins, and here to help us

4341
02:31:23,860 --> 02:31:25,210
out, are Eric, and Higgins

4342
02:31:25,210 --> 02:31:25,680
keeps,

4343
02:31:25,980 --> 02:31:27,940
the tables of where, and Higgins

4344
02:31:27,940 --> 02:31:29,970
keeps, the tables of where,

4345
02:31:29,970 --> 02:31:31,500
there it is, one of the

4346
02:31:31,500 --> 02:31:32,760
simplest visual

4347
02:31:32,760 --> 02:31:34,440
of where, and Higgins, and here

4348
02:31:34,440 --> 02:31:36,540
to help, and Higgins, what is Higgins,

4349
02:31:36,540 --> 02:31:38,020
and here to help us out, are

4350
02:31:38,020 --> 02:31:39,760
Eric, and Higgins, what is Higgins,

4351
02:31:39,760 --> 02:31:40,840
what approach does that take

4352
02:31:40,840 --> 02:31:41,540
the group away?

4353
02:31:41,860 --> 02:31:42,810
It approaches it from the

4354
02:31:42,810 --> 02:31:44,680
standpoint of an office that Higgins

4355
02:31:44,680 --> 02:31:46,260
works with, is helping people

4356
02:31:46,260 --> 02:31:47,820
put together meetings, group

4357
02:31:47,820 --> 02:31:48,660
scheduling,

4358
02:31:49,460 --> 02:31:51,340
using this function right here,

4359
02:31:51,340 --> 02:31:53,740
it brings up the list of people

4360
02:31:53,740 --> 02:31:56,620
that's available on the network,

4361
02:31:56,620 --> 02:31:57,770
now these people don't

4362
02:31:57,770 --> 02:31:59,220
necessarily work in the same

4363
02:31:59,220 --> 02:32:00,940
office or in the same location,

4364
02:32:00,940 --> 02:32:02,410
but they're on the network, but

4365
02:32:02,410 --> 02:32:03,450
they're on the network

4366
02:32:03,450 --> 02:32:04,870
somewhere, and Higgins keeps

4367
02:32:04,870 --> 02:32:06,750
the tables of where, where this,

4368
02:32:06,750 --> 02:32:07,900
there, Higgins,

4369
02:32:08,180 --> 02:32:09,410
and here to help us out, are

4370
02:32:09,410 --> 02:32:11,110
Eric Saul of Lotus, and Howard

4371
02:32:11,110 --> 02:32:12,700
Case of Enable Software.

4372
02:32:13,200 --> 02:32:13,800
The head case.

4373
02:32:13,820 --> 02:32:15,030
Eric, the term groupware is one

4374
02:32:15,030 --> 02:32:16,130
of these mystery words right

4375
02:32:16,130 --> 02:32:17,350
now, somewhat like AI, I mean a

4376
02:32:17,350 --> 02:32:18,450
lot of products say they have

4377
02:32:18,450 --> 02:32:19,320
their groupware,

4378
02:32:19,800 --> 02:32:21,160
how do you define it, what do

4379
02:32:21,160 --> 02:32:23,260
you call groupware at Lotus?

4380
02:32:24,020 --> 02:32:24,390
Groupware is really any

4381
02:32:24,390 --> 02:32:25,760
software that's designed to

4382
02:32:25,760 --> 02:32:27,250
help people work together more

4383
02:32:27,250 --> 02:32:28,060
effectively,

4384
02:32:29,020 --> 02:32:31,200
and it's really not a product

4385
02:32:31,200 --> 02:32:33,320
category as much as a type of

4386
02:32:33,320 --> 02:32:35,180
software and an idea.

4387
02:32:35,180 --> 02:32:35,980
Right, that's that.

4388
02:32:36,760 --> 02:32:38,220
Watch a little skim through

4389
02:32:38,220 --> 02:32:38,940
this.

4390
02:32:38,940 --> 02:32:40,320
Howard, let's turn to you and Higgins.

4391
02:32:40,320 --> 02:32:41,460
What is Higgins, what approach

4392
02:32:41,460 --> 02:32:42,040
does that take?

4393
02:32:42,040 --> 02:32:43,260
What is Higgins, what approach

4394
02:32:43,260 --> 02:32:43,980
does that take?

4395
02:32:44,360 --> 02:32:46,480
The absolute hubris of Apple

4396
02:32:46,480 --> 02:32:49,390
and their event from earlier on,

4397
02:32:49,390 --> 02:32:51,240
which I didn't see,

4398
02:32:52,180 --> 02:32:54,020
just a quick perusal of it.

4399
02:32:56,500 --> 02:32:56,540
You know, just as somebody

4400
02:32:56,540 --> 02:32:59,140
asked there earlier on, what

4401
02:32:59,140 --> 02:33:01,820
technology has impressed you

4402
02:33:01,820 --> 02:33:03,080
recently.

4403
02:33:03,220 --> 02:33:04,510
Maybe they can impress us on

4404
02:33:04,510 --> 02:33:04,980
this.

4405
02:33:05,320 --> 02:33:06,680
It's, the world is watching.

4406
02:33:16,840 --> 02:33:19,660
Can't sleep without Silent Hill.

4407
02:33:19,660 --> 02:33:20,970
Silent Hill unfortunately

4408
02:33:20,970 --> 02:33:21,560
crashed.

4409
02:33:22,180 --> 02:33:23,080
And until I can get that

4410
02:33:23,080 --> 02:33:25,360
working again, it won't be on.

4411
02:33:25,580 --> 02:33:27,530
And apologies there because I've

4412
02:33:27,530 --> 02:33:28,980
left that title up.

4413
02:33:29,240 --> 02:33:29,970
I should have changed that

4414
02:33:29,970 --> 02:33:30,380
title.

4415
02:33:31,480 --> 02:33:32,940
But they're, what are they

4416
02:33:32,940 --> 02:33:34,340
doing here?

4417
02:33:34,420 --> 02:33:36,100
They're fucking drawing hearts

4418
02:33:36,100 --> 02:33:36,920
on rabbits.

4419
02:33:39,500 --> 02:33:40,640
They're sending messages.

4420
02:33:40,640 --> 02:33:41,460
We've got AirPods.

4421
02:33:41,460 --> 02:33:41,760
We've got AirPods.

4422
02:33:41,760 --> 02:33:42,880
Brand new AirPods.

4423
02:33:52,340 --> 02:33:49,640
Thank you very much StuTang

4424
02:33:49,640 --> 02:33:55,580
Clan and Ice Higgins.

4425
02:33:57,340 --> 02:33:58,420
Cool buildings though.

4426
02:33:59,060 --> 02:34:00,280
In fairness, cool buildings.

4427
02:34:01,340 --> 02:34:02,940
But it's all built on, on last

4428
02:34:02,940 --> 02:34:05,740
year's old news, you know.

4429
02:34:06,940 --> 02:34:07,910
Will it, will it last into the

4430
02:34:07,910 --> 02:34:08,740
future?

4431
02:34:08,740 --> 02:34:09,700
Apple.

4432
02:34:10,360 --> 02:34:11,220
They're behind.

4433
02:34:11,380 --> 02:34:12,760
They're laggards in the AI

4434
02:34:12,760 --> 02:34:13,700
department.

4435
02:34:14,140 --> 02:34:15,390
Which is where all the big moolah

4436
02:34:15,390 --> 02:34:15,960
is now.

4437
02:34:25,540 --> 02:34:25,710
It's going to be, he's a, a bow-legged

4438
02:34:25,710 --> 02:34:28,760
brother.

4439
02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:30,520
Good morning.

4440
02:34:31,080 --> 02:34:32,600
Welcome to Apple Park.

4441
02:34:33,480 --> 02:34:34,760
At Apple, design has always

4442
02:34:34,760 --> 02:34:37,010
been fundamental to who we are

4443
02:34:37,010 --> 02:34:38,300
and what we do.

4444
02:34:38,300 --> 02:34:40,620
For us, design goes beyond just

4445
02:34:40,620 --> 02:34:43,000
how something looks or feels.

4446
02:34:43,320 --> 02:34:45,260
Design is also how it works.

4447
02:34:46,260 --> 02:34:46,860
This philosophy guides

4448
02:34:46,860 --> 02:34:49,170
everything we do, including the

4449
02:34:49,170 --> 02:34:50,700
products we're going to

4450
02:34:50,700 --> 02:34:52,320
introduce today and the

4451
02:34:52,320 --> 02:34:53,840
experiences they provide.

4452
02:34:54,260 --> 02:34:55,980
From the magical listening

4453
02:34:55,980 --> 02:34:58,090
experience with AirPods, to the

4454
02:34:58,090 --> 02:34:59,890
ways your Apple Watch keeps you

4455
02:34:59,890 --> 02:35:02,170
healthy, active, and connected,

4456
02:35:02,170 --> 02:35:03,910
to how iPhone helps you with so

4457
02:35:03,910 --> 02:35:06,320
many things throughout your day.

4458
02:35:07,320 --> 02:35:08,920
It's also true of our new

4459
02:35:08,920 --> 02:35:11,030
software design featuring our

4460
02:35:11,030 --> 02:35:13,040
innovative liquid glass.

4461
02:35:13,040 --> 02:35:15,420
It brings fluidity, vitality,

4462
02:35:15,420 --> 02:35:17,540
and flexibility to the things

4463
02:35:17,540 --> 02:35:18,980
you do every day.

4464
02:35:19,180 --> 02:35:20,760
Zane Lowe is after you.

4465
02:35:21,380 --> 02:35:22,060
It's absolutely...

4466
02:35:22,060 --> 02:35:23,020
Shaboozy.

4467
02:35:23,180 --> 02:35:24,710
...absolutely and flexibility

4468
02:35:24,710 --> 02:35:26,040
to the things you do...

4469
02:35:26,600 --> 02:35:35,740
Mr. Garrison.

4470
02:35:35,740 --> 02:35:37,660
...delivers a more intuitive

4471
02:35:37,660 --> 02:35:39,580
and delightful user experience.

4472
02:35:40,380 --> 02:35:41,520
We bring so much care and

4473
02:35:41,520 --> 02:35:44,460
consideration to every detail.

4474
02:35:44,740 --> 02:35:47,200
From every product, service,

4475
02:35:47,200 --> 02:35:49,330
and technology we create, to

4476
02:35:49,330 --> 02:35:51,380
the welcoming nature of our

4477
02:35:51,380 --> 02:35:53,770
retail stores, design is at the

4478
02:35:53,770 --> 02:35:55,980
core of everything we do.

4479
02:35:57,120 --> 02:35:58,000
Today, we have a huge day of

4480
02:35:58,000 --> 02:36:00,440
announcements about AirPods and

4481
02:36:00,440 --> 02:36:02,710
Apple Watch, and we're taking

4482
02:36:02,710 --> 02:36:04,550
the biggest leap ever for

4483
02:36:04,550 --> 02:36:05,480
iPhone.

4484
02:36:05,800 --> 02:36:09,070
Since last year, the same talk

4485
02:36:09,070 --> 02:36:10,380
every year.

4486
02:36:10,920 --> 02:36:12,550
It's always the biggest leap

4487
02:36:12,550 --> 02:36:14,340
ever for the current thing.

4488
02:36:14,760 --> 02:36:16,160
Let's start with AirPods.

4489
02:36:17,040 --> 02:36:18,270
AirPods are the best and most

4490
02:36:18,270 --> 02:36:20,660
popular headphones in the world.

4491
02:36:21,560 --> 02:36:22,290
With an iconic design and

4492
02:36:22,290 --> 02:36:24,480
groundbreaking sound quality,

4493
02:36:24,480 --> 02:36:26,420
they have revolutionized the

4494
02:36:26,420 --> 02:36:28,430
industry and raised the bar for

4495
02:36:28,430 --> 02:36:30,500
what headphones should be.

4496
02:36:31,600 --> 02:36:33,390
AirPods deliver a truly magical

4497
02:36:33,390 --> 02:36:35,260
user experience.

4498
02:36:35,260 --> 02:36:37,150
From an effortless setup, to

4499
02:36:37,150 --> 02:36:39,270
their amazing sound quality, to

4500
02:36:39,270 --> 02:36:41,320
working seamlessly across your

4501
02:36:41,320 --> 02:36:42,640
Apple products.

4502
02:36:42,640 --> 02:36:44,660
Last fall, AirPods Pro took

4503
02:36:44,660 --> 02:36:46,460
this even further with the

4504
02:36:46,460 --> 02:36:48,280
world's first end-to-end

4505
02:36:48,280 --> 02:36:50,600
hearing health experience.

4506
02:36:50,600 --> 02:36:52,290
It's extraordinary that the

4507
02:36:52,290 --> 02:36:53,830
world's first end-to-end

4508
02:36:53,830 --> 02:36:55,660
headphones can also make such a

4509
02:36:55,660 --> 02:36:57,630
meaningful difference to those

4510
02:36:57,630 --> 02:36:59,520
facing hearing challenges.

4511
02:37:00,520 --> 02:37:01,680
Today, we're building on these

4512
02:37:01,680 --> 02:37:03,760
innovations and extending our

4513
02:37:03,760 --> 02:37:06,020
leadership in world-class audio

4514
02:37:06,020 --> 02:37:08,080
quality with the introduction

4515
02:37:08,080 --> 02:37:09,760
of the next generation of

4516
02:37:09,760 --> 02:37:10,900
AirPods Pro.

4517
02:37:14,440 --> 02:37:16,060
Like, what could be...

4518
02:37:16,060 --> 02:37:16,820
All the...

4519
02:37:16,820 --> 02:37:18,260
They're leading in with this.

4520
02:37:18,340 --> 02:37:19,200
It better be good.

4521
02:37:19,340 --> 02:37:20,770
Whatever the fuck these things

4522
02:37:20,770 --> 02:37:21,240
do now.

4523
02:37:21,600 --> 02:37:22,480
It better be...

4524
02:37:22,480 --> 02:37:23,940
It better be impressive because...

4525
02:37:24,940 --> 02:37:25,830
You can't lead in with fucking

4526
02:37:25,830 --> 02:37:26,620
earbuds.

4527
02:37:27,400 --> 02:37:28,780
You gotta go with the iPhone.

4528
02:37:29,540 --> 02:37:30,620
That's the big thing, isn't it?

4529
02:37:30,620 --> 02:37:31,500
That's the big kahuna.

4530
02:37:32,180 --> 02:37:32,960
Not some earbuds.

4531
02:37:33,820 --> 02:37:34,940
Unless these make your...

4532
02:37:34,940 --> 02:37:36,240
Your sandwiches on a morning.

4533
02:37:36,760 --> 02:37:37,440
What...

4534
02:37:37,440 --> 02:37:38,800
How are they leading with this?

4535
02:37:39,220 --> 02:37:39,720
I...

4536
02:37:39,720 --> 02:37:40,940
I gotta hear this one.

4537
02:37:40,940 --> 02:38:10,920
I'm out.

4538
02:38:10,920 --> 02:38:15,140
That wasn't annoying.

4539
02:38:16,020 --> 02:38:17,300
What a load of shit.

4540
02:38:17,460 --> 02:38:18,420
Why did they do that?

4541
02:38:19,120 --> 02:38:20,290
How can they do that and then

4542
02:38:20,290 --> 02:38:21,560
cut back to him?

4543
02:38:22,360 --> 02:38:23,240
You should have gone into the

4544
02:38:23,240 --> 02:38:25,260
product and told us what it did.

4545
02:38:25,260 --> 02:38:27,110
In entirely new capabilities, I

4546
02:38:27,110 --> 02:38:29,610
think AirPods Pro 3 are truly

4547
02:38:29,610 --> 02:38:30,900
incredible.

4548
02:38:31,800 --> 02:38:34,740
To tell you more, here's Kate.

4549
02:38:38,180 --> 02:38:38,780
Superdrawer.

4550
02:38:38,780 --> 02:38:43,080
Superdrawer.

4551
02:38:44,780 --> 02:38:46,980
Superdrawer.

4552
02:38:47,100 --> 02:38:47,780
Superdrawer.

4553
02:38:51,980 --> 02:38:53,180
Superdrawer.

4554
02:38:55,160 --> 02:38:56,540
Did someone just drop a bomb on

4555
02:38:56,540 --> 02:38:58,060
this shit?

4556
02:38:58,500 --> 02:38:59,280
Superdrawer.

4557
02:38:59,340 --> 02:39:00,480
That stuff was a blast.

4558
02:39:01,160 --> 02:39:04,620
Great world.

4559
02:39:04,620 --> 02:39:04,700
Great world.

4560
02:39:04,700 --> 02:39:05,700
The power of AirPods is

4561
02:39:05,700 --> 02:39:06,740
outstanding audio.

4562
02:39:06,940 --> 02:39:07,560
Expensive.

4563
02:39:07,700 --> 02:39:08,730
This year, we pushed ourselves

4564
02:39:08,730 --> 02:39:09,400
even further.

4565
02:39:09,840 --> 02:39:10,380
Too expensive.

4566
02:39:10,380 --> 02:39:11,520
And created something truly

4567
02:39:11,520 --> 02:39:12,020
special.

4568
02:39:12,420 --> 02:39:13,220
Very expensive.

4569
02:39:13,460 --> 02:39:14,830
Pro 3 deliver a breathtaking

4570
02:39:14,830 --> 02:39:16,620
spatial listening experience.

4571
02:39:16,780 --> 02:39:17,340
Ridiculous.

4572
02:39:17,420 --> 02:39:18,970
We designed a custom multi-port

4573
02:39:18,970 --> 02:39:20,360
acoustic architecture.

4574
02:39:20,680 --> 02:39:21,180
Did you fuck?

4575
02:39:21,180 --> 02:39:22,680
Which precisely controls the

4576
02:39:22,680 --> 02:39:24,300
airflow that carries sound into

4577
02:39:24,300 --> 02:39:24,900
the ear.

4578
02:39:25,340 --> 02:39:26,180
What about wax?

4579
02:39:27,340 --> 02:39:28,210
What about the eargack and wax

4580
02:39:28,210 --> 02:39:30,170
in my ear that gets inside the

4581
02:39:30,170 --> 02:39:30,980
earpod?

4582
02:39:31,060 --> 02:39:32,390
Is there a self-cleaning,

4583
02:39:32,390 --> 02:39:34,330
facilitating, self-cleaning

4584
02:39:34,330 --> 02:39:35,120
thing inside it?

4585
02:39:35,120 --> 02:39:37,200
Music, shows, and calls.

4586
02:39:38,200 --> 02:39:39,890
And it gets even better with

4587
02:39:39,890 --> 02:39:40,960
phenomenal active noise

4588
02:39:40,960 --> 02:39:41,960
cancellation.

4589
02:39:42,920 --> 02:39:44,340
Ultra low noise microphones and

4590
02:39:44,340 --> 02:39:46,650
advanced computational audio

4591
02:39:46,650 --> 02:39:49,020
combine with new foam-infused

4592
02:39:49,020 --> 02:39:50,780
ear tips for even greater noise

4593
02:39:50,780 --> 02:39:51,660
isolation.

4594
02:39:52,080 --> 02:39:53,420
This significantly improves

4595
02:39:53,420 --> 02:39:55,400
performance, delivering twice

4596
02:39:55,400 --> 02:39:56,730
the ANC compared to the

4597
02:39:56,730 --> 02:39:58,770
previous generation, which were

4598
02:39:58,770 --> 02:40:00,060
already amazing.

4599
02:40:00,200 --> 02:40:02,340
These are by far my favorite

4600
02:40:02,340 --> 02:40:03,660
AirPods ever.

4601
02:40:04,580 --> 02:40:05,680
For those with the original

4602
02:40:05,680 --> 02:40:08,050
AirPods Pro, the difference is

4603
02:40:08,050 --> 02:40:10,230
night and day because this ANC

4604
02:40:10,230 --> 02:40:12,780
is four times more effective.

4605
02:40:14,020 --> 02:40:15,520
AirPods Pro 3 are a must-have

4606
02:40:15,520 --> 02:40:16,740
of...

4607
02:40:16,740 --> 02:40:17,580
Where's the...

4608
02:40:17,580 --> 02:40:18,940
They're just throwing these...

4609
02:40:18,940 --> 02:40:19,860
Oh, this is two times as

4610
02:40:19,860 --> 02:40:21,080
impressive as last time.

4611
02:40:21,160 --> 02:40:21,770
And do you know this next

4612
02:40:21,770 --> 02:40:22,300
little thing?

4613
02:40:22,720 --> 02:40:23,920
It's four times as impressive.

4614
02:40:24,420 --> 02:40:25,090
And then wait until you see

4615
02:40:25,090 --> 02:40:26,680
this other thing that we've got.

4616
02:40:27,060 --> 02:40:27,900
Telling you, you're not going

4617
02:40:27,900 --> 02:40:28,880
to believe it, man.

4618
02:40:29,220 --> 02:40:30,600
It's fucking eight times as

4619
02:40:30,600 --> 02:40:32,280
impressive as the last thing.

4620
02:40:35,460 --> 02:40:35,980
Upgrade.

4621
02:40:36,240 --> 02:40:37,650
With over-the-ear headphone

4622
02:40:37,650 --> 02:40:39,400
performance in a pocket-sized

4623
02:40:39,400 --> 02:40:41,090
design that removes even more

4624
02:40:41,090 --> 02:40:42,650
background noise from your

4625
02:40:42,650 --> 02:40:43,780
daily commute.

4626
02:40:44,080 --> 02:40:45,580
Not trusting this fella now.

4627
02:40:45,740 --> 02:40:46,580
Nothing against him.

4628
02:40:46,920 --> 02:40:47,540
He's fine.

4629
02:40:47,860 --> 02:40:48,980
Let him do what he wants.

4630
02:40:49,800 --> 02:40:51,060
But it's...

4631
02:40:51,060 --> 02:40:52,340
It's too...

4632
02:40:52,340 --> 02:40:53,140
It's bizarre.

4633
02:40:54,140 --> 02:40:55,730
It's like a man or is it a

4634
02:40:55,730 --> 02:40:56,560
child?

4635
02:40:56,640 --> 02:40:57,220
We don't know.

4636
02:40:58,240 --> 02:40:59,610
So no matter what headphones

4637
02:40:59,610 --> 02:41:00,860
you've used before, with

4638
02:41:00,860 --> 02:41:02,200
AirPods Pro 3...

4639
02:41:02,200 --> 02:41:03,780
Probably, probably AI.

4640
02:41:03,920 --> 02:41:06,160
...active noise cancellation of

4641
02:41:06,160 --> 02:41:08,300
any in-ear wireless headphones.

4642
02:41:09,900 --> 02:41:10,460
Transparency enables you to

4643
02:41:10,460 --> 02:41:12,580
hear your surroundings.

4644
02:41:13,140 --> 02:41:14,280
And now your own voice and

4645
02:41:14,280 --> 02:41:16,160
people speaking to you will

4646
02:41:16,160 --> 02:41:18,480
sound more natural than ever.

4647
02:41:18,480 --> 02:41:20,390
And to help connect with those

4648
02:41:20,390 --> 02:41:22,230
near you, we're bringing the

4649
02:41:22,230 --> 02:41:24,180
magic of AirPods to the way you

4650
02:41:24,180 --> 02:41:26,440
communicate across languages.

4651
02:41:26,440 --> 02:41:28,510
With live translation powered

4652
02:41:28,510 --> 02:41:30,140
by Apple Intelligence.

4653
02:41:30,140 --> 02:41:32,100
We'll never need it.

4654
02:41:32,100 --> 02:41:32,140
Never need it.

4655
02:41:32,280 --> 02:41:33,020
Never need it.

4656
02:41:33,060 --> 02:41:33,920
Even on holiday.

4657
02:41:34,180 --> 02:41:35,440
Wouldn't need it.

4658
02:41:35,680 --> 02:41:37,100
Now, when you are together with

4659
02:41:37,100 --> 02:41:38,700
someone who speaks a different

4660
02:41:38,700 --> 02:41:39,460
language.

4661
02:41:39,980 --> 02:41:41,880
Like exploring a market abroad.

4662
02:41:42,020 --> 02:41:42,680
Very rare.

4663
02:41:42,920 --> 02:41:44,480
Very rare that would happen.

4664
02:41:44,580 --> 02:41:45,640
Would it justify the money?

4665
02:41:45,740 --> 02:41:46,600
Preferred language.

4666
02:41:47,440 --> 02:41:49,120
Using a new simple gesture,

4667
02:41:49,120 --> 02:41:50,840
live translation begins.

4668
02:41:52,540 --> 02:41:53,580
Translating Spanish.

4669
02:41:53,980 --> 02:41:55,410
While A and C lowers the volume

4670
02:41:55,410 --> 02:41:57,060
of the person speaking.

4671
02:41:57,460 --> 02:41:58,400
So it's easier to focus...

4672
02:41:58,400 --> 02:41:59,830
We want a live, onstage

4673
02:41:59,830 --> 02:42:02,020
demonstration to see it fuck up.

4674
02:42:02,080 --> 02:42:03,350
We don't want a pre-packaged

4675
02:42:03,350 --> 02:42:03,860
video.

4676
02:42:04,120 --> 02:42:04,560
Welcome.

4677
02:42:05,040 --> 02:42:06,670
Today, all the red carnations

4678
02:42:06,670 --> 02:42:08,040
are 50% off.

4679
02:42:08,580 --> 02:42:09,720
And it doesn't just translate

4680
02:42:09,720 --> 02:42:11,040
individual...

4681
02:42:11,040 --> 02:42:12,840
There's no magic in these

4682
02:42:12,840 --> 02:42:14,940
fucking pre-edited videos that

4683
02:42:14,940 --> 02:42:16,320
they do anymore.

4684
02:42:16,320 --> 02:42:18,180
Where is the man?

4685
02:42:18,920 --> 02:42:20,120
Jobs on stage.

4686
02:42:20,440 --> 02:42:21,440
Getting the job done.

4687
02:42:22,060 --> 02:42:22,980
Getting hands on.

4688
02:42:23,360 --> 02:42:24,080
Testing the product.

4689
02:42:24,200 --> 02:42:25,000
Showing the products.

4690
02:42:25,760 --> 02:42:26,820
None of this lies.

4691
02:42:27,060 --> 02:42:27,980
You can read them out loud.

4692
02:42:28,020 --> 02:42:28,260
Please.

4693
02:42:28,400 --> 02:42:29,260
No lies, please.

4694
02:42:29,440 --> 02:42:29,700
Ballet?

4695
02:42:30,540 --> 02:42:31,180
Ballet?

4696
02:42:31,180 --> 02:42:35,180
* clips *

4697
02:42:35,180 --> 02:42:39,180
* clips *

4698
02:42:39,180 --> 02:42:42,180
* clips *

4699
02:42:42,180 --> 02:42:45,180
* clips *

4700
02:42:45,180 --> 02:42:48,180
* clips *

4701
02:42:48,180 --> 02:42:51,180
* clips *

4702
02:42:51,180 --> 02:42:52,180
* clips *

4703
02:42:52,180 --> 02:42:57,180
* clips *

4704
02:42:57,180 --> 02:42:59,330
This incredible capability is

4705
02:42:59,330 --> 02:43:00,610
enabled by advanced

4706
02:43:00,610 --> 02:43:02,480
computational audio on AirPods,

4707
02:43:02,480 --> 02:43:03,540
combined with Apple

4708
02:43:03,540 --> 02:43:05,240
intelligence models running on

4709
02:43:05,240 --> 02:43:05,860
iPhone.

4710
02:43:06,860 --> 02:43:08,070
Along with incredible personal

4711
02:43:08,070 --> 02:43:10,260
audio, we're also improving how

4712
02:43:10,260 --> 02:43:12,380
AirPods Pro fit in your ears.

4713
02:43:12,900 --> 02:43:13,850
Because people's ears are

4714
02:43:13,850 --> 02:43:15,760
completely different shapes and

4715
02:43:15,760 --> 02:43:16,300
sizes.

4716
02:43:16,760 --> 02:43:19,010
We analyze more than 10,000 3D

4717
02:43:19,010 --> 02:43:21,970
ear scans, along with over 100,000

4718
02:43:21,970 --> 02:43:23,540
hours of user research.

4719
02:43:23,540 --> 02:43:25,280
A lot of money wasted there.

4720
02:43:25,660 --> 02:43:27,270
Just do a packet with three

4721
02:43:27,270 --> 02:43:29,140
different earbud sizes and you

4722
02:43:29,140 --> 02:43:30,360
can plug them in.

4723
02:43:30,760 --> 02:43:32,420
Don't need to spend 100,000

4724
02:43:32,420 --> 02:43:33,520
hours of research.

4725
02:43:33,720 --> 02:43:34,950
How much money are you wasting,

4726
02:43:34,950 --> 02:43:35,360
lads?

4727
02:43:35,960 --> 02:43:37,140
Get the fucking grip and get

4728
02:43:37,140 --> 02:43:39,500
onto the AI stuff you're behind.

4729
02:43:40,040 --> 02:43:42,000
To optimize the new AirPods Pro.

4730
02:43:42,800 --> 02:43:43,540
You're behind.

4731
02:43:43,780 --> 02:43:45,200
To more people, we made each

4732
02:43:45,200 --> 02:43:46,340
AirPod smaller.

4733
02:43:47,320 --> 02:43:47,940
Slap bass.

4734
02:43:47,940 --> 02:43:49,430
To fit more securely in your

4735
02:43:49,430 --> 02:43:50,980
ear, we shaped the design to

4736
02:43:50,980 --> 02:43:52,590
match the natural geometry of

4737
02:43:52,590 --> 02:43:53,580
the ear canal.

4738
02:43:54,140 --> 02:43:56,340
With entirely new ear tips, now

4739
02:43:56,340 --> 02:43:58,600
in five sizes, all together.

4740
02:43:58,700 --> 02:43:59,460
Sure, I could have told you

4741
02:43:59,460 --> 02:43:59,780
that.

4742
02:43:59,840 --> 02:44:01,610
Stable and best-fitting AirPods

4743
02:44:01,610 --> 02:44:02,120
ever.

4744
02:44:02,840 --> 02:44:04,130
Engineered to stay in your ears,

4745
02:44:04,130 --> 02:44:05,870
even during the most intense

4746
02:44:05,870 --> 02:44:06,740
workouts.

4747
02:44:07,640 --> 02:44:09,250
And they're also more durable

4748
02:44:09,250 --> 02:44:11,780
with IP57 sweat and water

4749
02:44:11,780 --> 02:44:13,180
resistance.

4750
02:44:13,180 --> 02:44:15,480
A first for any AirPods.

4751
02:44:15,480 --> 02:44:16,890
So you can feel confident

4752
02:44:16,890 --> 02:44:18,650
during the sweatiest sessions

4753
02:44:18,650 --> 02:44:19,460
in the gym.

4754
02:44:19,960 --> 02:44:21,300
Or even if you find yourself

4755
02:44:21,300 --> 02:44:23,020
running in a downpour.

4756
02:44:23,960 --> 02:44:25,100
These updates are so important

4757
02:44:25,100 --> 02:44:26,340
for our...

4758
02:44:26,340 --> 02:44:27,340
You need to be in the gym.

4759
02:44:27,420 --> 02:44:29,350
If you're not in the gym, you're

4760
02:44:29,350 --> 02:44:30,820
worthless to these people.

4761
02:44:31,280 --> 02:44:32,290
To tell you about how we're

4762
02:44:32,290 --> 02:44:34,040
taking the fitness experience

4763
02:44:34,040 --> 02:44:35,040
even further.

4764
02:44:35,040 --> 02:44:35,700
It's all fitness.

4765
02:44:36,000 --> 02:44:36,890
And make sure when you're

4766
02:44:36,890 --> 02:44:38,390
getting fit that you've got the

4767
02:44:38,390 --> 02:44:39,300
latest stuff.

4768
02:44:39,400 --> 02:44:40,450
You've spent the fucking money,

4769
02:44:40,450 --> 02:44:40,900
alright?

4770
02:44:41,060 --> 02:44:42,370
No point trying to get fucking

4771
02:44:42,370 --> 02:44:43,890
fit doing press-ups and running

4772
02:44:43,890 --> 02:44:44,580
for free.

4773
02:44:45,080 --> 02:44:45,720
That's old.

4774
02:44:45,820 --> 02:44:46,820
That's stupid stuff.

4775
02:44:48,280 --> 02:44:49,870
Buy this shite that we've made

4776
02:44:49,870 --> 02:44:52,580
now and get fit in style.

4777
02:44:52,920 --> 02:44:53,930
Otherwise, don't even fucking

4778
02:44:53,930 --> 02:44:55,300
think you're going to get fit.

4779
02:44:55,300 --> 02:44:58,860
You need to know your heart

4780
02:44:58,860 --> 02:45:00,020
rate.

4781
02:45:00,400 --> 02:45:02,690
You need to know when your

4782
02:45:02,690 --> 02:45:04,970
heart has gone over a certain

4783
02:45:04,970 --> 02:45:06,300
threshold.

4784
02:45:06,440 --> 02:45:07,550
Otherwise, it's a wasted

4785
02:45:07,550 --> 02:45:09,240
opportunity for your workout.

4786
02:45:09,240 --> 02:45:10,280
Precise measurements.

4787
02:45:11,040 --> 02:45:12,600
This is combined with a new on-device

4788
02:45:12,600 --> 02:45:14,200
AI model for activity and

4789
02:45:14,200 --> 02:45:15,640
calorie tracking.

4790
02:45:16,000 --> 02:45:17,190
Trained for more than 50

4791
02:45:17,190 --> 02:45:18,670
million hours of data from the

4792
02:45:18,670 --> 02:45:20,560
Apple Heart and Movement Study.

4793
02:45:20,940 --> 02:45:21,860
Which is one of the largest

4794
02:45:21,860 --> 02:45:23,020
studies of its kind.

4795
02:45:23,240 --> 02:45:24,990
With more than 250,000

4796
02:45:24,990 --> 02:45:25,840
participants.

4797
02:45:27,020 --> 02:45:27,660
This incredible integration

4798
02:45:27,660 --> 02:45:29,800
between hardware and software.

4799
02:45:30,200 --> 02:45:31,840
Takes your fitness experience

4800
02:45:31,840 --> 02:45:33,550
to the next level with AirPods

4801
02:45:33,550 --> 02:45:34,280
Pro 3.

4802
02:45:35,080 --> 02:45:36,220
Now, when you go to the fitness

4803
02:45:36,220 --> 02:45:37,340
app on iPhone.

4804
02:45:37,340 --> 02:45:38,810
You'll see a new workout

4805
02:45:38,810 --> 02:45:39,800
experience.

4806
02:45:40,420 --> 02:45:42,040
Where with just AirPods Pro.

4807
02:45:42,300 --> 02:45:43,390
You can track up to 50

4808
02:45:43,390 --> 02:45:44,720
different workout types.

4809
02:45:45,200 --> 02:45:46,660
And it's so easy to get started.

4810
02:45:48,180 --> 02:45:48,760
This means you can get even

4811
02:45:48,760 --> 02:45:50,930
more from the activities you

4812
02:45:50,930 --> 02:45:51,640
love.

4813
02:45:52,100 --> 02:45:53,520
So, when you're listening to

4814
02:45:53,520 --> 02:45:54,880
music on your daily walk.

4815
02:45:55,080 --> 02:45:56,260
You can track heart rate and

4816
02:45:56,260 --> 02:45:57,760
calories burned using the new

4817
02:45:57,760 --> 02:45:58,580
AirPods Pro.

4818
02:45:59,220 --> 02:46:00,430
And you'll have access to audio

4819
02:46:00,430 --> 02:46:01,500
experiences.

4820
02:46:01,820 --> 02:46:02,960
Like Workout Buddy.

4821
02:46:03,140 --> 02:46:04,610
Powered by Apple Intelligence

4822
02:46:04,610 --> 02:46:06,400
to motivate you along the way.

4823
02:46:06,820 --> 02:46:07,920
That's a new record.

4824
02:46:08,080 --> 02:46:09,460
You just walked the longest

4825
02:46:09,460 --> 02:46:11,120
distance in a walking workout

4826
02:46:11,120 --> 02:46:11,980
this month.

4827
02:46:12,240 --> 02:46:12,880
I hate it.

4828
02:46:12,880 --> 02:46:13,460
I hate it.

4829
02:46:14,080 --> 02:46:15,950
It's more reasons to look at

4830
02:46:15,950 --> 02:46:17,300
your phone.

4831
02:46:17,540 --> 02:46:18,800
And it goes back to your mind.

4832
02:46:18,900 --> 02:46:20,280
It'd be great if he's like, we

4833
02:46:20,280 --> 02:46:22,100
know you're addicted to your

4834
02:46:22,100 --> 02:46:22,820
phone.

4835
02:46:23,320 --> 02:46:25,300
We've done the research, okay?

4836
02:46:25,900 --> 02:46:27,330
That's why we've created some

4837
02:46:27,330 --> 02:46:29,190
brand new reasons for you to

4838
02:46:29,190 --> 02:46:30,760
look at your phone.

4839
02:46:31,260 --> 02:46:33,520
It'll only cost you $600.

4840
02:46:35,320 --> 02:46:36,960
Or even more, probably.

4841
02:46:37,100 --> 02:46:38,200
Who knows how much this fucking

4842
02:46:38,200 --> 02:46:38,660
shit is.

4843
02:46:38,660 --> 02:46:46,040
Well, back to fucking Apple.

4844
02:47:06,440 --> 02:47:09,760
You need to be going on transatlantic

4845
02:47:09,760 --> 02:47:10,800
flights.

4846
02:47:11,780 --> 02:47:12,660
After the gym.

4847
02:47:13,780 --> 02:47:15,520
That's AirPods Pro 3.

4848
02:47:16,000 --> 02:47:17,520
Delivering sensational audio

4849
02:47:17,520 --> 02:47:18,620
performance.

4850
02:47:19,260 --> 02:47:21,140
Including the world's best ANC.

4851
02:47:21,140 --> 02:47:22,520
A lot of information there.

4852
02:47:22,560 --> 02:47:23,360
An exceptional fit.

4853
02:47:23,900 --> 02:47:24,860
An innovative fit.

4854
02:47:25,420 --> 02:47:26,570
World's best active noise

4855
02:47:26,570 --> 02:47:27,800
cancellation.

4856
02:47:28,860 --> 02:47:30,230
I just don't like pictures of

4857
02:47:30,230 --> 02:47:31,700
people doing that sort of stuff,

4858
02:47:31,700 --> 02:47:32,280
you know?

4859
02:47:32,740 --> 02:47:33,700
Doing those poses.

4860
02:47:35,700 --> 02:47:36,840
I don't like that.

4861
02:47:36,920 --> 02:47:38,110
And I think they need to stop

4862
02:47:38,110 --> 02:47:38,780
with that.

4863
02:47:39,500 --> 02:47:40,440
Whether you've experienced

4864
02:47:40,440 --> 02:47:41,580
AirPods before.

4865
02:47:42,080 --> 02:47:43,960
Or this is the first time.

4866
02:47:44,500 --> 02:47:45,800
These AirPods Pro.

4867
02:47:46,280 --> 02:47:47,710
Define a new benchmark for the

4868
02:47:47,710 --> 02:47:50,120
world's most popular headphones.

4869
02:47:51,120 --> 02:47:52,320
Japan to LA.

4870
02:47:52,780 --> 02:47:54,100
To London for breakfast.

4871
02:47:54,380 --> 02:47:55,460
Lunch and supper.

4872
02:47:55,800 --> 02:47:57,120
Wake up after sleep.

4873
02:47:57,420 --> 02:47:58,580
Straight down the gym.

4874
02:47:58,900 --> 02:47:59,900
Fly to Paris.

4875
02:48:00,960 --> 02:48:02,590
Come back again three hours

4876
02:48:02,590 --> 02:48:03,440
later.

4877
02:48:04,020 --> 02:48:04,980
Go for a walk.

4878
02:48:05,200 --> 02:48:06,020
Go for a talk.

4879
02:48:06,340 --> 02:48:07,180
Go for a cycle.

4880
02:48:08,340 --> 02:48:09,860
Measure all the output.

4881
02:48:10,940 --> 02:48:11,360
Journal.

4882
02:48:11,980 --> 02:48:12,540
Retire.

4883
02:48:13,360 --> 02:48:14,840
Come out of retirement again.

4884
02:48:14,980 --> 02:48:16,180
Fly to Paris tomorrow.

4885
02:48:16,840 --> 02:48:17,780
Back to Zurich.

4886
02:48:18,260 --> 02:48:18,920
Skydive.

4887
02:48:18,920 --> 02:48:21,660
And even with all of these

4888
02:48:21,660 --> 02:48:23,020
updates.

4889
02:48:23,020 --> 02:48:25,030
They will still be available

4890
02:48:25,030 --> 02:48:26,020
for $249.

4891
02:48:26,640 --> 02:48:27,500
Eat a quiche.

4892
02:48:27,840 --> 02:48:28,020
Today.

4893
02:48:28,640 --> 02:48:29,570
And they will be available

4894
02:48:29,570 --> 02:48:31,020
September 19th.

4895
02:48:31,260 --> 02:48:33,000
Meet up with a foreign person.

4896
02:48:33,180 --> 02:48:34,740
Translate their conversation.

4897
02:48:34,960 --> 02:48:35,580
Go for a run.

4898
02:48:35,660 --> 02:48:36,320
Pro 3.

4899
02:48:36,320 --> 02:48:36,320
Pro 3.

4900
02:48:36,320 --> 02:48:36,320
Pro 3.

4901
02:48:36,320 --> 02:48:36,500
Pro 3.

4902
02:48:36,500 --> 02:48:37,420
Are absolutely.

4903
02:48:37,420 --> 02:48:38,020
Amazing.

4904
02:48:38,020 --> 02:48:38,360
It's him.

4905
02:48:39,960 --> 02:48:41,400
AirPods Pro 3.

4906
02:48:41,620 --> 02:48:42,500
Are absolutely.

4907
02:48:42,840 --> 02:48:43,300
Amazing.

4908
02:48:44,120 --> 02:48:45,070
They take the audio quality of

4909
02:48:45,070 --> 02:48:46,920
the most popular headphones in

4910
02:48:46,920 --> 02:48:47,780
the world.

4911
02:48:47,780 --> 02:48:49,780
To an entirely new level.

4912
02:48:50,780 --> 02:48:51,160
Next.

4913
02:48:51,500 --> 02:48:53,000
Let's turn to Apple Watch.

4914
02:48:53,580 --> 02:48:54,340
For millions.

4915
02:48:54,540 --> 02:48:55,800
It's an indispensable daily

4916
02:48:55,800 --> 02:48:56,560
companion.

4917
02:48:57,140 --> 02:48:58,340
A fitness coach.

4918
02:48:58,740 --> 02:48:59,540
Message center.

4919
02:49:00,000 --> 02:49:00,760
Mobile wallet.

4920
02:49:01,100 --> 02:49:02,760
And a beautiful timepiece.

4921
02:49:03,840 --> 02:49:05,380
Maybe it's good for wallet.

4922
02:49:05,540 --> 02:49:06,550
Like when you don't have to get

4923
02:49:06,550 --> 02:49:07,720
your phone out of pocket to pay

4924
02:49:07,720 --> 02:49:08,520
for your stuff.

4925
02:49:09,320 --> 02:49:09,960
That's it.

4926
02:49:10,520 --> 02:49:11,180
That's it.

4927
02:49:11,360 --> 02:49:12,870
What I really love about Apple

4928
02:49:12,870 --> 02:49:14,630
Watch is how it alerts millions

4929
02:49:14,630 --> 02:49:16,050
of people to potentially

4930
02:49:16,050 --> 02:49:17,660
serious health issues.

4931
02:49:17,900 --> 02:49:19,860
And helps save so many lives.

4932
02:49:20,220 --> 02:49:21,740
Simply by wearing it on your

4933
02:49:21,740 --> 02:49:22,440
wrist.

4934
02:49:22,980 --> 02:49:24,360
It provides fall detection and

4935
02:49:24,360 --> 02:49:25,660
crash detection.

4936
02:49:26,280 --> 02:49:27,580
Monitors your heart rate.

4937
02:49:27,820 --> 02:49:28,820
Tracks your sleep.

4938
02:49:29,340 --> 02:49:30,940
Is your lifeline in emergencies.

4939
02:49:31,500 --> 02:49:32,700
And so much more.

4940
02:49:33,340 --> 02:49:34,070
Let's take a look at the

4941
02:49:34,070 --> 02:49:36,030
remarkable ways Apple Watch has

4942
02:49:36,030 --> 02:49:37,760
touched people's lives.

4943
02:49:43,100 --> 02:49:43,580
Don't.

4944
02:49:43,580 --> 02:49:44,880
Don't tell me they're going to

4945
02:49:44,880 --> 02:49:45,900
do some heartfelt.

4946
02:49:46,700 --> 02:49:47,940
Fucking mawkish.

4947
02:49:48,760 --> 02:49:49,980
People who've nearly.

4948
02:49:50,300 --> 02:49:51,280
Bit the bullet.

4949
02:49:51,640 --> 02:49:52,840
But thanks to Apple Watch.

4950
02:49:52,940 --> 02:49:53,620
I'm alive now.

4951
02:49:53,680 --> 02:49:54,600
And I'm doing fine.

4952
02:49:54,780 --> 02:49:55,340
Sort of stuff.

4953
02:49:55,440 --> 02:49:55,900
I don't want.

4954
02:49:56,000 --> 02:49:56,940
I don't like that.

4955
02:49:57,480 --> 02:49:58,220
So it's.

4956
02:49:58,220 --> 02:49:59,480
Watch.

4957
02:50:00,960 --> 02:50:01,340
I just.

4958
02:50:01,540 --> 02:50:02,260
Yeah it is.

4959
02:50:02,420 --> 02:50:03,120
It wasn't.

4960
02:50:03,400 --> 02:50:04,020
It is yeah.

4961
02:50:04,520 --> 02:50:04,940
The music.

4962
02:50:05,080 --> 02:50:06,040
The fucking music.

4963
02:50:06,680 --> 02:50:07,140
Boom.

4964
02:50:07,340 --> 02:50:07,660
Boom.

4965
02:50:08,580 --> 02:50:09,360
Mental health.

4966
02:50:09,720 --> 02:50:10,160
Boom.

4967
02:50:12,380 --> 02:50:13,340
Oh man.

4968
02:50:13,460 --> 02:50:14,950
Apple Watch saved my mental

4969
02:50:14,950 --> 02:50:15,620
health.

4970
02:50:16,300 --> 02:50:17,620
I'm so glad I fucking spent all

4971
02:50:17,620 --> 02:50:19,540
that money that I didn't have

4972
02:50:19,540 --> 02:50:21,340
done that stupid thing.

4973
02:50:21,880 --> 02:50:22,980
Now I'm alive.

4974
02:50:23,660 --> 02:50:25,420
Thank you so much, Apple.

4975
02:50:25,960 --> 02:50:27,200
I fucking love you.

4976
02:50:27,760 --> 02:50:30,320
Boom, boom, boom.

4977
02:50:33,320 --> 02:50:34,920
Boom, boom, boom.

4978
02:50:37,420 --> 02:50:43,690
Using Apple Watch, I saw inside

4979
02:50:43,690 --> 02:50:45,320
my fucking rib cage.

4980
02:50:45,840 --> 02:50:47,440
Boom, boom, boom.

4981
02:50:49,080 --> 02:50:50,620
Boom, boom, boom.

4982
02:50:51,160 --> 02:50:53,550
Once you get that base, you

4983
02:50:53,550 --> 02:50:55,000
might not think it,

4984
02:50:55,040 --> 02:50:56,940
but you need to spend, once you

4985
02:50:56,940 --> 02:50:58,200
spend that money,

4986
02:50:58,420 --> 02:50:59,840
you find a way to spend that

4987
02:50:59,840 --> 02:51:00,260
money,

4988
02:51:00,360 --> 02:51:02,440
and you give that money to us.

4989
02:51:02,700 --> 02:51:04,800
And then once you got that base,

4990
02:51:05,200 --> 02:51:06,680
you're gonna live a long, long

4991
02:51:06,680 --> 02:51:07,260
time.

4992
02:51:08,980 --> 02:51:11,880
My goose count went up 10,000.

4993
02:51:12,280 --> 02:51:14,120
I wonder if you got that there,

4994
02:51:14,120 --> 02:51:16,840
and then have a look there.

4995
02:51:20,440 --> 02:51:21,660
Keep that playing anyway.

4996
02:51:23,280 --> 02:51:24,440
When they did the x-ray, we

4997
02:51:24,440 --> 02:51:25,850
found out I had a completely

4998
02:51:25,850 --> 02:51:26,880
collapsed lung.

4999
02:51:27,100 --> 02:51:27,680
Oh, Christ.

5000
02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:29,200
I need an emergency surgery.

5001
02:51:30,540 --> 02:51:31,800
It gives me goosebumps almost,

5002
02:51:31,800 --> 02:51:32,820
but the doctor said he's like,

5003
02:51:32,880 --> 02:51:33,960
that Apple Watch just saved my

5004
02:51:33,960 --> 02:51:34,320
life.

5005
02:51:35,580 --> 02:51:36,020
Goosebumps.

5006
02:51:36,400 --> 02:51:38,170
I got home, and I started to do

5007
02:51:38,170 --> 02:51:39,920
a jump rope routine.

5008
02:51:40,160 --> 02:51:41,550
My legs just started to clear,

5009
02:51:41,550 --> 02:51:42,820
and I hit the ground.

5010
02:51:43,220 --> 02:51:44,340
You recorded it?

5011
02:51:44,800 --> 02:51:45,360
No way.

5012
02:51:45,360 --> 02:51:50,380
Is that real?

5013
02:51:51,180 --> 02:51:52,280
It has to be real.

5014
02:51:52,340 --> 02:51:53,360
They wouldn't lie about that.

5015
02:51:53,460 --> 02:51:54,860
They wouldn't have made him do

5016
02:51:54,860 --> 02:51:55,920
a reconstruction,

5017
02:51:56,220 --> 02:51:57,200
and it would have said,

5018
02:51:57,580 --> 02:52:00,020
a reconstruction here.

5019
02:52:00,020 --> 02:52:00,760
Hit the ground.

5020
02:52:01,160 --> 02:52:02,820
Meanwhile, my watch is buzzing.

5021
02:52:03,020 --> 02:52:09,840
So I look at it, and it says,

5022
02:52:10,140 --> 02:52:11,180
it looks like you're in trouble.

5023
02:52:11,180 --> 02:52:11,460
Ha ha ha.

5024
02:52:12,180 --> 02:52:12,700
Dramatization.

5025
02:52:12,980 --> 02:52:13,600
May not have happened.

5026
02:52:15,060 --> 02:52:15,960
Checks will not be honored.

5027
02:52:16,240 --> 02:52:17,640
Oh, do you need help?

5028
02:52:18,840 --> 02:52:19,520
It didn't.

5029
02:52:19,560 --> 02:52:20,600
Oh, it did happen.

5030
02:52:21,680 --> 02:52:24,870
Don't know me that I was having

5031
02:52:24,870 --> 02:52:26,220
a stroke.

5032
02:52:28,400 --> 02:52:29,760
Thank you, Apple Watch.

5033
02:52:29,760 --> 02:52:30,700
Hiking in Japan.

5034
02:52:31,520 --> 02:52:32,680
Which, back in the day, started

5035
02:52:32,680 --> 02:52:33,740
small stormy.

5036
02:52:33,980 --> 02:52:35,040
And it's just white.

5037
02:52:35,580 --> 02:52:36,580
I was driving home.

5038
02:52:36,800 --> 02:52:38,820
I started feeling really off.

5039
02:52:39,100 --> 02:52:40,300
I started feeling busy, and a

5040
02:52:40,300 --> 02:52:41,340
death of us to hear.

5041
02:52:41,420 --> 02:52:42,500
The fucking music.

5042
02:52:42,500 --> 02:52:50,520
Really appealing to the people

5043
02:52:50,520 --> 02:52:51,850
who are scared about the

5044
02:52:51,850 --> 02:52:53,260
condition that they have

5045
02:52:53,260 --> 02:52:54,910
into just fucking parting with

5046
02:52:54,910 --> 02:52:55,660
that cash.

5047
02:52:56,000 --> 02:52:58,100
And look, maybe it will save

5048
02:52:58,100 --> 02:52:58,860
your life.

5049
02:52:59,080 --> 02:52:59,720
Maybe it will.

5050
02:53:00,500 --> 02:53:02,780
But probably, it might not.

5051
02:53:02,780 --> 02:53:04,740
I remember.

5052
02:53:07,500 --> 02:53:09,400
We lost our phones in the snow.

5053
02:53:09,660 --> 02:53:10,620
We had nothing left.

5054
02:53:10,840 --> 02:53:11,340
No food.

5055
02:53:11,580 --> 02:53:12,040
No water.

5056
02:53:12,420 --> 02:53:13,500
We can't feel fingers.

5057
02:53:13,620 --> 02:53:14,540
We can't do anything.

5058
02:53:16,880 --> 02:53:17,260
What were you doing up the

5059
02:53:17,260 --> 02:53:18,880
fucking mountain?

5060
02:53:19,840 --> 02:53:20,160
Do you know?

5061
02:53:21,200 --> 02:53:22,040
I don't think I was ready to

5062
02:53:22,040 --> 02:53:23,840
finish my life there.

5063
02:53:24,700 --> 02:53:26,000
Unhacked into emergency rescue.

5064
02:53:26,140 --> 02:53:28,550
They got fucking, an AC-130 was

5065
02:53:28,550 --> 02:53:30,780
drafted in by the US military.

5066
02:53:31,880 --> 02:53:33,590
Had a few fucking dodgy, boogey

5067
02:53:33,590 --> 02:53:34,940
boys in the area, Pat.

5068
02:53:35,880 --> 02:53:37,280
We got launch cannons.

5069
02:53:38,320 --> 02:53:38,840
Got him.

5070
02:53:39,780 --> 02:53:40,940
Oh no, it was an Apple Watch

5071
02:53:40,940 --> 02:53:41,660
user.

5072
02:53:46,820 --> 02:53:47,520
That's a hit.

5073
02:53:49,420 --> 02:53:50,020
Got him.

5074
02:53:50,020 --> 02:53:51,420
Apple Watch.

5075
02:53:52,160 --> 02:53:53,080
We unhacked into emergency

5076
02:53:53,080 --> 02:53:53,780
rescue.

5077
02:53:54,040 --> 02:53:55,440
Using the SOS feature.

5078
02:53:56,080 --> 02:53:56,570
I had a car just crashed

5079
02:53:56,570 --> 02:53:57,720
through the garage.

5080
02:53:58,580 --> 02:53:59,600
Sasquatch down.

5081
02:53:59,800 --> 02:54:01,100
They're upside down in our pool.

5082
02:54:01,100 --> 02:54:02,380
The next thing.

5083
02:54:02,920 --> 02:54:03,700
Delete footage.

5084
02:54:03,860 --> 02:54:04,400
I remember.

5085
02:54:04,480 --> 02:54:04,740
Delete.

5086
02:54:05,000 --> 02:54:05,860
Delete footage.

5087
02:54:06,100 --> 02:54:07,560
Was just hearing this very

5088
02:54:07,560 --> 02:54:09,680
faint voice through my watch.

5089
02:54:10,240 --> 02:54:11,740
Say, help us on the way.

5090
02:54:12,100 --> 02:54:13,140
Everyone on the way.

5091
02:54:15,360 --> 02:54:16,400
Collateral murder.

5092
02:54:16,480 --> 02:54:18,000
The copter ride was the best

5093
02:54:18,000 --> 02:54:19,880
feeling I've felt in my life.

5094
02:54:20,040 --> 02:54:21,290
I've always read those stories

5095
02:54:21,290 --> 02:54:22,530
about how Apple Watch saves

5096
02:54:22,530 --> 02:54:23,480
someone's life.

5097
02:54:23,640 --> 02:54:25,150
That's why I started to help my

5098
02:54:25,150 --> 02:54:26,100
mental health.

5099
02:54:26,100 --> 02:54:26,100
That's why I started to help my

5100
02:54:26,100 --> 02:54:26,140
mental health.

5101
02:54:27,200 --> 02:54:28,000
We just completed the first

5102
02:54:28,000 --> 02:54:28,600
mile.

5103
02:54:28,800 --> 02:54:29,540
Six miles.

5104
02:54:29,720 --> 02:54:30,780
I don't know how I can do this.

5105
02:54:30,860 --> 02:54:31,980
You don't need no medals.

5106
02:54:32,120 --> 02:54:33,180
One mile to go.

5107
02:54:33,300 --> 02:54:34,320
Whatever life does it.

5108
02:54:34,560 --> 02:54:35,720
It's like the uncle.

5109
02:54:36,280 --> 02:54:38,000
It's like my uncle.

5110
02:54:38,500 --> 02:54:41,920
Minutes say wise.

5111
02:54:42,240 --> 02:54:43,460
You know, seconds say wise.

5112
02:54:43,600 --> 02:54:45,280
That was my second chance.

5113
02:54:45,600 --> 02:54:46,690
Without this watch, I probably

5114
02:54:46,690 --> 02:54:47,700
would not have had.

5115
02:54:47,960 --> 02:54:49,380
It felt like Apple Watch had my

5116
02:54:49,380 --> 02:54:49,920
back.

5117
02:54:50,020 --> 02:54:50,420
Oh my God.

5118
02:54:50,500 --> 02:54:51,100
It had my back.

5119
02:54:51,260 --> 02:54:51,880
It had my front.

5120
02:54:52,000 --> 02:54:52,920
It had my size.

5121
02:54:52,920 --> 02:54:54,700
It had my head.

5122
02:54:55,220 --> 02:54:56,040
It had my past.

5123
02:54:56,120 --> 02:54:56,660
My future.

5124
02:54:56,940 --> 02:54:57,260
Yes.

5125
02:54:57,400 --> 02:54:58,080
It had everything.

5126
02:55:00,000 --> 02:55:00,860
It's friendly.

5127
02:55:01,100 --> 02:55:01,500
It's fun.

5128
02:55:01,620 --> 02:55:02,620
It's friendly as well.

5129
02:55:02,660 --> 02:55:03,180
It's nice.

5130
02:55:04,200 --> 02:55:05,620
Truly incredible to see.

5131
02:55:08,540 --> 02:55:10,160
Were they paid though, Pat?

5132
02:55:10,540 --> 02:55:11,280
Were they paid?

5133
02:55:12,160 --> 02:55:13,270
I'd say there was a sweetener

5134
02:55:13,270 --> 02:55:13,920
in it.

5135
02:55:14,560 --> 02:55:15,420
Has to have been a sweetener in

5136
02:55:15,420 --> 02:55:17,050
that for the testimonials, the

5137
02:55:17,050 --> 02:55:18,400
people that appeared.

5138
02:55:19,800 --> 02:55:20,340
You won't hear anything about

5139
02:55:20,340 --> 02:55:22,140
that though, will you?

5140
02:55:22,500 --> 02:55:28,850
Full disclosure, those crazy

5141
02:55:28,850 --> 02:55:34,850
little guys in that video that

5142
02:55:34,850 --> 02:55:40,480
you just saw were each given

5143
02:55:40,480 --> 02:55:43,350
$100 in Apple Store credit, but

5144
02:55:43,350 --> 02:55:45,680
it in no way affects the veracity

5145
02:55:45,680 --> 02:55:47,960
and veritability, whatever

5146
02:55:47,960 --> 02:55:50,300
that word is, of their testimonial.

5147
02:55:51,060 --> 02:55:53,810
Next up, a brand new iOS update

5148
02:55:53,810 --> 02:55:55,760
for iPhone 17.

5149
02:55:56,260 --> 02:55:57,810
And each year, we make Apple

5150
02:55:57,810 --> 02:56:00,040
Watch even more essential.

5151
02:56:00,720 --> 02:56:02,240
To tell you what's new, here's

5152
02:56:02,240 --> 02:56:02,780
Stan.

5153
02:56:17,180 --> 02:56:18,040
Ah, class.

5154
02:56:18,040 --> 02:56:19,540
We're making the best watch in

5155
02:56:19,540 --> 02:56:20,840
the world even better.

5156
02:56:21,820 --> 02:56:23,070
Introducing Apple Watch Series

5157
02:56:23,070 --> 02:56:23,840
11.

5158
02:56:24,340 --> 02:56:25,250
It's our thinnest and most

5159
02:56:25,250 --> 02:56:26,710
comfortable watch, and it's

5160
02:56:26,710 --> 02:56:27,900
even more durable.

5161
02:56:28,600 --> 02:56:29,670
It starts with our proprietary

5162
02:56:29,670 --> 02:56:31,050
IonX glass, which is the

5163
02:56:31,050 --> 02:56:32,800
toughest in the industry.

5164
02:56:33,480 --> 02:56:35,170
We then apply a custom Apple-designed

5165
02:56:35,170 --> 02:56:36,980
ceramic coating that bombs to

5166
02:56:36,980 --> 02:56:38,380
the glass at an atomic

5167
02:56:38,380 --> 02:56:40,010
level, making it significantly

5168
02:56:40,010 --> 02:56:40,580
harder.

5169
02:56:40,980 --> 02:56:42,360
So now, it's two times more

5170
02:56:42,360 --> 02:56:43,540
scratch resistant.

5171
02:56:43,540 --> 02:56:44,200
Oh, God.

5172
02:56:44,480 --> 02:56:45,870
Here we are with the two times,

5173
02:56:45,870 --> 02:56:47,880
the three times, the four times.

5174
02:56:48,240 --> 02:56:49,330
With a cellular connection,

5175
02:56:49,330 --> 02:56:50,650
Apple Watch makes it easy to

5176
02:56:50,650 --> 02:56:52,160
stay connected when your phone

5177
02:56:52,160 --> 02:56:52,580
isn't

5178
02:56:52,580 --> 02:56:52,700
with you.

5179
02:56:52,700 --> 02:56:53,500
Truly cellular.

5180
02:56:54,040 --> 02:56:56,350
We want a truly cellular,

5181
02:56:56,350 --> 02:56:58,600
cellular experience.

5182
02:56:59,220 --> 02:57:00,360
Do they even sell that?

5183
02:57:00,480 --> 02:57:01,480
I doubt they do.

5184
02:57:01,700 --> 02:57:02,940
I very much doubt they do.

5185
02:57:03,020 --> 02:57:03,540
Thank you very much.

5186
02:57:03,600 --> 02:57:05,360
Harrowing true story there for

5187
02:57:05,360 --> 02:57:06,040
the tip.

5188
02:57:06,140 --> 02:57:06,820
And Larry Schlug.

5189
02:57:07,200 --> 02:57:08,900
Series 11 now includes the

5190
02:57:08,900 --> 02:57:11,580
latest cellular technology, 5G.

5191
02:57:12,260 --> 02:57:14,010
The new 5G modem and antenna

5192
02:57:14,010 --> 02:57:15,380
architecture improve

5193
02:57:15,380 --> 02:57:17,090
performance and provide even

5194
02:57:17,090 --> 02:57:18,160
more coverage.

5195
02:57:18,780 --> 02:57:20,180
Plus, it's more power efficient,

5196
02:57:20,180 --> 02:57:22,320
using less battery for cellular.

5197
02:57:22,980 --> 02:57:24,190
At launch, many of our biggest

5198
02:57:24,190 --> 02:57:26,370
carrier partners will support 5G

5199
02:57:26,370 --> 02:57:27,520
on Apple Watch.

5200
02:57:28,380 --> 02:57:30,210
Series 11 comes with WatchOS 26,

5201
02:57:30,210 --> 02:57:31,850
bringing new features and

5202
02:57:31,850 --> 02:57:33,650
intelligence, as well as an

5203
02:57:33,650 --> 02:57:34,240
elegant

5204
02:57:34,240 --> 02:57:35,020
new design.

5205
02:57:35,400 --> 02:57:35,980
So no...

5206
02:57:35,980 --> 02:57:37,260
The new watch face flow...

5207
02:57:37,260 --> 02:57:38,480
So you don't need your phone.

5208
02:57:40,440 --> 02:57:41,570
Are they telling us you don't

5209
02:57:41,570 --> 02:57:42,700
need your phone or do you need

5210
02:57:42,700 --> 02:57:43,400
your phone?

5211
02:57:43,960 --> 02:57:45,040
It's been too long now.

5212
02:57:45,720 --> 02:57:46,480
This was what they should have

5213
02:57:46,480 --> 02:57:47,810
had when they first brought

5214
02:57:47,810 --> 02:57:49,220
this watch out years ago.

5215
02:57:49,500 --> 02:57:50,460
Where you just don't need a

5216
02:57:50,460 --> 02:57:51,000
phone.

5217
02:57:51,260 --> 02:57:52,140
You just have a watch.

5218
02:57:52,400 --> 02:57:53,600
Comprehensive set of health

5219
02:57:53,600 --> 02:57:55,200
features, including heart,

5220
02:57:55,200 --> 02:57:55,880
hearing.

5221
02:57:56,000 --> 02:57:56,940
You need a subscription.

5222
02:57:57,300 --> 02:57:58,560
Mental health and more.

5223
02:57:59,000 --> 02:57:59,810
More of this mental health

5224
02:57:59,810 --> 02:58:00,300
stuff.

5225
02:58:00,360 --> 02:58:01,320
They're really pushing that.

5226
02:58:01,580 --> 02:58:02,970
Even further, adding new

5227
02:58:02,970 --> 02:58:04,840
features in heart health and

5228
02:58:04,840 --> 02:58:05,420
sleep.

5229
02:58:06,140 --> 02:58:07,680
Here's Sumble to tell you more.

5230
02:58:07,680 --> 02:58:11,140
Sumble.

5231
02:58:11,140 --> 02:58:11,220
Sumble.

5232
02:58:11,220 --> 02:58:14,230
Heart health has always been

5233
02:58:14,230 --> 02:58:17,160
integral to Apple Watch.

5234
02:58:17,740 --> 02:58:18,910
This year, we're thrilled to

5235
02:58:18,910 --> 02:58:20,520
share our next advancement

5236
02:58:20,520 --> 02:58:22,380
focused on a problem of massive

5237
02:58:22,380 --> 02:58:22,980
proportions.

5238
02:58:23,540 --> 02:58:24,380
High blood pressure.

5239
02:58:24,940 --> 02:58:26,120
Also known as hypertension.

5240
02:58:27,040 --> 02:58:28,530
It impacts approximately 1.3

5241
02:58:28,530 --> 02:58:30,520
billion adults worldwide.

5242
02:58:30,740 --> 02:58:32,550
The American Heart Association

5243
02:58:32,550 --> 02:58:34,140
has referred to it as a silent

5244
02:58:34,140 --> 02:58:35,870
killer because it often occurs

5245
02:58:35,870 --> 02:58:37,580
with no obvious symptoms.

5246
02:58:38,420 --> 02:58:39,190
To help, we've developed a

5247
02:58:39,190 --> 02:58:41,160
groundbreaking feature that can

5248
02:58:41,160 --> 02:58:42,420
alert you to possible

5249
02:58:42,420 --> 02:58:44,210
hypertension just by wearing

5250
02:58:44,210 --> 02:58:45,440
your Apple Watch.

5251
02:58:46,200 --> 02:58:47,520
Using data from the optical

5252
02:58:47,520 --> 02:58:48,960
heart sensor, the algorithm

5253
02:58:48,960 --> 02:58:50,340
looks for chronic high blood

5254
02:58:50,340 --> 02:58:51,830
pressure by analyzing how your

5255
02:58:51,830 --> 02:58:53,320
blood vessels respond to beats

5256
02:58:53,320 --> 02:58:54,200
of the heart.

5257
02:58:54,800 --> 02:58:55,550
The algorithm works in the

5258
02:58:55,550 --> 02:58:57,360
background, reviewing data over

5259
02:58:57,360 --> 02:58:59,330
30-day periods, and will notify

5260
02:58:59,330 --> 02:59:00,880
you if it identifies patterns

5261
02:59:00,880 --> 02:59:02,100
of hypertension.

5262
02:59:02,660 --> 02:59:03,730
We've developed this novel

5263
02:59:03,730 --> 02:59:05,340
approach using...

5264
02:59:05,340 --> 02:59:05,720
...and the way that we've

5265
02:59:05,720 --> 02:59:06,090
developed this novel, the way

5266
02:59:06,090 --> 02:59:06,510
that we've developed this novel,

5267
02:59:06,510 --> 02:59:06,830
and will be developed this

5268
02:59:06,830 --> 02:59:07,060
novel.

5269
02:59:07,060 --> 02:59:07,880
...and we've developed this

5270
02:59:07,880 --> 02:59:08,140
novel.

5271
02:59:08,140 --> 02:59:08,890
...and we've developed this

5272
02:59:08,890 --> 02:59:09,140
novel.

5273
02:59:09,140 --> 02:59:09,890
...and we've developed this

5274
02:59:09,890 --> 02:59:10,140
novel.

5275
02:59:10,140 --> 02:59:10,890
...and we've developed this

5276
02:59:10,890 --> 02:59:11,140
novel.

5277
02:59:11,140 --> 02:59:11,890
...and we've developed this

5278
02:59:11,890 --> 02:59:12,140
novel.

5279
02:59:12,140 --> 02:59:12,890
...and we've developed this

5280
02:59:12,890 --> 02:59:13,140
novel.

5281
02:59:13,140 --> 02:59:13,890
...and we've developed this

5282
02:59:13,890 --> 02:59:14,140
novel.

5283
02:59:14,140 --> 02:59:14,890
...and we've developed this

5284
02:59:14,890 --> 02:59:15,140
novel.

5285
02:59:15,140 --> 02:59:15,890
...and we've developed this

5286
02:59:15,890 --> 02:59:16,140
novel.

5287
02:59:16,140 --> 02:59:16,890
...and we've developed this

5288
02:59:16,890 --> 02:59:17,140
novel.

5289
02:59:17,140 --> 02:59:17,890
...and we've developed this

5290
02:59:17,890 --> 02:59:18,140
novel.

5291
02:59:18,140 --> 02:59:18,890
...and we've developed this

5292
02:59:18,890 --> 02:59:19,140
novel.

5293
02:59:19,140 --> 02:59:19,890
...and we've developed this

5294
02:59:19,890 --> 02:59:20,140
novel.

5295
02:59:20,140 --> 02:59:20,890
...and we've developed this

5296
02:59:20,890 --> 02:59:21,140
novel.

5297
02:59:21,140 --> 02:59:21,890
...and we've developed this

5298
02:59:21,890 --> 02:59:22,140
novel.

5299
02:59:22,140 --> 02:59:22,890
...and we've developed this

5300
02:59:22,890 --> 02:59:23,140
novel.

5301
02:59:23,140 --> 02:59:23,890
...and we've developed this

5302
02:59:23,890 --> 02:59:24,140
novel.

5303
02:59:24,140 --> 02:59:24,890
...and we've developed this

5304
02:59:24,890 --> 02:59:25,140
novel.

5305
02:59:25,140 --> 02:59:25,890
...and we've developed this

5306
02:59:25,890 --> 02:59:26,140
novel.

5307
02:59:26,140 --> 02:59:27,530
...and we've developed this

5308
02:59:27,530 --> 02:59:27,940
novel.

5309
02:59:27,940 --> 02:59:28,690
...and we've developed this

5310
02:59:28,690 --> 02:59:28,940
novel.

5311
02:59:28,940 --> 02:59:29,690
...and we've developed this

5312
02:59:29,690 --> 02:59:29,940
novel.

5313
02:59:29,940 --> 02:59:30,690
...and we've developed this

5314
02:59:30,690 --> 02:59:30,940
novel.

5315
02:59:30,940 --> 02:59:31,690
...and we've developed this

5316
02:59:31,690 --> 02:59:31,940
novel.

5317
02:59:31,940 --> 02:59:32,690
...and we've developed this

5318
02:59:32,690 --> 02:59:32,940
novel.

5319
02:59:32,940 --> 02:59:33,690
...and we've developed this

5320
02:59:33,690 --> 02:59:33,940
novel.

5321
02:59:33,940 --> 02:59:34,690
...and we've developed this

5322
02:59:34,690 --> 02:59:34,940
novel.

5323
02:59:34,940 --> 02:59:35,690
...and we've developed this

5324
02:59:35,690 --> 02:59:35,940
novel.

5325
02:59:35,940 --> 02:59:36,690
...and we've developed this

5326
02:59:36,690 --> 02:59:36,940
novel.

5327
02:59:36,940 --> 02:59:37,690
...and we've developed this

5328
02:59:37,690 --> 02:59:37,940
novel.

5329
02:59:37,940 --> 02:59:38,690
...and we've developed this

5330
02:59:38,690 --> 02:59:38,940
novel.

5331
02:59:38,940 --> 02:59:39,690
...and we've developed this

5332
02:59:39,690 --> 02:59:39,940
novel.

5333
02:59:39,940 --> 02:59:40,690
...and we've developed this

5334
02:59:40,690 --> 02:59:40,940
novel.

5335
02:59:40,940 --> 02:59:41,690
...and we've developed this

5336
02:59:41,690 --> 02:59:41,940
novel.

5337
02:59:41,940 --> 02:59:42,690
...and we've developed this

5338
02:59:42,690 --> 02:59:42,940
novel.

5339
02:59:42,940 --> 02:59:43,690
...and we've developed this

5340
02:59:43,690 --> 02:59:43,940
novel.

5341
02:59:43,940 --> 02:59:45,490
...and we've developed this

5342
02:59:45,490 --> 02:59:45,940
novel.

5343
02:59:45,940 --> 02:59:47,490
...and we've developed this

5344
02:59:47,490 --> 02:59:47,940
novel.

5345
02:59:47,940 --> 02:59:49,490
...and we've developed this

5346
02:59:49,490 --> 02:59:49,940
novel.

5347
02:59:49,940 --> 02:59:51,490
...and we've developed this

5348
02:59:51,490 --> 02:59:51,940
novel.

5349
02:59:51,940 --> 02:59:53,490
...and we've developed this

5350
02:59:53,490 --> 02:59:53,940
novel.

5351
02:59:53,940 --> 02:59:55,330
...and we've developed this

5352
02:59:55,330 --> 02:59:55,740
novel.

5353
02:59:55,740 --> 02:59:57,290
...and we've developed this

5354
02:59:57,290 --> 02:59:57,740
novel.

5355
02:59:57,740 --> 02:59:59,290
...and we've developed this

5356
02:59:59,290 --> 02:59:59,740
novel.

5357
02:59:59,740 --> 03:00:01,290
...and we've developed this

5358
03:00:01,290 --> 03:00:01,740
novel.

5359
03:00:01,740 --> 03:00:03,290
...and we've developed this

5360
03:00:03,290 --> 03:00:03,740
novel.

5361
03:00:03,740 --> 03:00:05,290
...and we've developed this

5362
03:00:05,290 --> 03:00:05,740
novel.

5363
03:00:05,740 --> 03:00:07,290
...and we've developed this

5364
03:00:07,290 --> 03:00:07,740
novel.

5365
03:00:07,740 --> 03:00:09,290
...and we've developed this

5366
03:00:09,290 --> 03:00:09,740
novel.

5367
03:00:09,740 --> 03:00:11,290
...and we've developed this

5368
03:00:11,290 --> 03:00:11,740
novel.

5369
03:00:11,740 --> 03:00:13,290
...and we've developed this

5370
03:00:13,290 --> 03:00:13,740
novel.

5371
03:00:13,740 --> 03:00:15,290
...and we've developed this

5372
03:00:15,290 --> 03:00:15,740
novel.

5373
03:00:15,740 --> 03:00:17,290
...and we've developed this

5374
03:00:17,290 --> 03:00:17,740
novel.

5375
03:00:17,740 --> 03:00:19,290
...and we've developed this

5376
03:00:19,290 --> 03:00:19,740
novel.

5377
03:00:19,740 --> 03:00:21,290
...and we've developed this

5378
03:00:21,290 --> 03:00:21,740
novel.

5379
03:00:21,740 --> 03:00:23,290
...and we've developed this

5380
03:00:23,290 --> 03:00:23,740
novel.

5381
03:00:23,740 --> 03:00:25,130
...and we've developed this

5382
03:00:25,130 --> 03:00:25,540
novel.

5383
03:00:25,540 --> 03:00:27,090
...and we've developed this

5384
03:00:27,090 --> 03:00:27,540
novel.

5385
03:00:27,540 --> 03:00:29,090
...and we've developed this

5386
03:00:29,090 --> 03:00:29,540
novel.

5387
03:00:29,540 --> 03:00:31,090
...and we've developed this

5388
03:00:31,090 --> 03:00:31,540
novel.

5389
03:00:31,540 --> 03:00:33,090
...and we've developed this

5390
03:00:33,090 --> 03:00:33,540
novel.

5391
03:00:33,540 --> 03:00:35,090
...and we've developed this

5392
03:00:35,090 --> 03:00:35,540
novel.

5393
03:00:35,540 --> 03:00:37,090
...and we've developed this

5394
03:00:37,090 --> 03:00:37,540
novel.

5395
03:00:37,540 --> 03:00:39,090
...and we've developed this

5396
03:00:39,090 --> 03:00:39,540
novel.

5397
03:00:39,540 --> 03:00:41,090
...and we've developed this

5398
03:00:41,090 --> 03:00:41,540
novel.

5399
03:00:41,540 --> 03:00:43,090
...and we've developed this

5400
03:00:43,090 --> 03:00:43,540
novel.

5401
03:00:43,540 --> 03:00:45,090
...and we've developed this

5402
03:00:45,090 --> 03:00:45,540
novel.

5403
03:00:45,540 --> 03:00:47,090
...and we've developed this

5404
03:00:47,090 --> 03:00:47,540
novel.

5405
03:00:47,540 --> 03:00:49,090
...and we've developed this

5406
03:00:49,090 --> 03:00:49,540
novel.

5407
03:00:49,540 --> 03:00:51,090
...and we've developed this

5408
03:00:51,090 --> 03:00:51,540
novel.

5409
03:00:51,540 --> 03:00:53,090
...and we've developed this

5410
03:00:53,090 --> 03:00:53,540
novel.

5411
03:00:53,540 --> 03:01:11,340
...

5412
03:01:11,340 --> 03:01:15,140
...

5413
03:01:15,140 --> 03:01:15,140
...

5414
03:01:15,140 --> 03:01:18,940
...

5415
03:01:18,940 --> 03:01:20,940
...

5416
03:01:20,940 --> 03:01:22,940
...

5417
03:01:22,940 --> 03:01:22,940
...

5418
03:01:22,940 --> 03:01:28,740
...

5419
03:01:28,740 --> 03:01:30,740
...

5420
03:01:30,740 --> 03:01:38,540
...

5421
03:01:38,540 --> 03:01:38,540
...

5422
03:01:38,540 --> 03:01:38,540
...

5423
03:01:38,540 --> 03:01:46,340
...

5424
03:01:46,340 --> 03:01:46,340
...

5425
03:01:46,340 --> 03:01:46,340
...

5426
03:01:46,340 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5427
03:01:54,140 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5428
03:01:54,140 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5429
03:01:54,140 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5430
03:01:54,140 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5431
03:01:54,140 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5432
03:01:54,140 --> 03:01:54,140
...

5433
03:01:54,140 --> 03:02:01,940
...

5434
03:02:01,940 --> 03:02:01,940
...

5435
03:02:01,940 --> 03:02:03,940
...

5436
03:02:03,940 --> 03:02:03,940
...

5437
03:02:03,940 --> 03:02:03,940
...

5438
03:02:03,940 --> 03:02:03,940
...

5439
03:02:03,940 --> 03:02:03,940
...

5440
03:02:03,940 --> 03:02:13,740
...

5441
03:02:13,740 --> 03:02:13,740
...

5442
03:02:13,740 --> 03:02:13,740
...

5443
03:02:13,740 --> 03:02:13,740
...

5444
03:02:13,740 --> 03:02:13,740
...

5445
03:02:13,740 --> 03:02:42,460
Once he gets that bass.

5446
03:02:42,460 --> 03:02:44,210
There it is. One of the

5447
03:02:44,210 --> 03:02:46,550
simplest visual cues known to

5448
03:02:46,550 --> 03:02:49,170
man. The traffic one. Now the

5449
03:02:49,170 --> 03:02:52,380
fact that information can be...

5450
03:02:52,380 --> 03:02:53,660
There it is. What is Higgins?

5451
03:02:53,660 --> 03:02:54,840
What approach does that take to

5452
03:02:54,840 --> 03:02:56,400
you? There it is. What is Higgins?

5453
03:02:56,400 --> 03:02:57,580
What approach does that take to

5454
03:02:57,580 --> 03:02:58,960
you? There it is. There it is.

5455
03:02:58,960 --> 03:03:00,290
There it is. There it is. There

5456
03:03:00,290 --> 03:03:01,710
it is. There it is. There it is.

5457
03:03:01,710 --> 03:03:03,140
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5458
03:03:03,140 --> 03:03:04,660
screen up here and show us how...

5459
03:03:04,660 --> 03:03:06,090
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5460
03:03:06,090 --> 03:03:07,610
screen up here and show us how...

5461
03:03:07,610 --> 03:03:09,040
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5462
03:03:09,040 --> 03:03:11,180
screen up here and show us how...

5463
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5464
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
screen up here and show us how...

5465
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5466
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
screen up here and show us how...

5467
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5468
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
screen up here and show us how...

5469
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:11,180
There it is.

5470
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:13,230
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5471
03:03:13,230 --> 03:03:15,430
screen up here and show us how...

5472
03:03:15,430 --> 03:03:17,480
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5473
03:03:17,480 --> 03:03:19,680
screen up here and show us how...

5474
03:03:19,680 --> 03:03:21,400
And Higgins keeps the tables of

5475
03:03:21,400 --> 03:03:23,360
where their data is located.

5476
03:03:24,000 --> 03:03:26,100
We take a similar approach. We

5477
03:03:26,100 --> 03:03:28,000
charge by the user. What is Higgins?

5478
03:03:28,000 --> 03:03:29,120
What approach does that take?

5479
03:03:29,120 --> 03:03:31,740
There it is. What is Higgins?

5480
03:03:31,740 --> 03:03:33,030
What approach does that take?

5481
03:03:33,030 --> 03:03:34,330
There it is. What is Higgins?

5482
03:03:34,330 --> 03:03:35,620
What approach does that take?

5483
03:03:35,620 --> 03:03:36,920
There it is. What is Higgins?

5484
03:03:36,920 --> 03:03:38,210
What approach does that take?

5485
03:03:38,210 --> 03:03:39,860
And Higgins, and Higgins, and Higgins,

5486
03:03:39,860 --> 03:03:41,200
and Higgins. What is Higgins?

5487
03:03:41,200 --> 03:03:42,490
What approach does that take?

5488
03:03:42,490 --> 03:03:43,790
There it is. What is Higgins?

5489
03:03:43,790 --> 03:03:45,080
What approach does that take?

5490
03:03:45,080 --> 03:03:46,420
And Higgins? What is Higgins?

5491
03:03:46,420 --> 03:03:47,700
What approach does that take?

5492
03:03:47,700 --> 03:03:49,010
There it is. Higgins, and here

5493
03:03:49,010 --> 03:03:50,130
to help us out are Eric Saul of

5494
03:03:50,130 --> 03:03:52,660
Higgins keeps the tape. Higgins,

5495
03:03:52,660 --> 03:03:53,980
and Higgins keeps the tape.

5496
03:03:53,980 --> 03:03:56,910
There it is, Higgins. And Higgins

5497
03:03:56,910 --> 03:03:59,390
keeps the tables of where their

5498
03:03:59,390 --> 03:04:03,180
data is located. And Higgins

5499
03:04:03,180 --> 03:04:07,240
keeps the tables. And Higgins

5500
03:04:07,240 --> 03:04:07,970
keeps the tables. And Higgins

5501
03:04:07,970 --> 03:04:08,670
keeps the table. And Higgins

5502
03:04:08,670 --> 03:04:10,820
keeps the table. There it is, Higgins.

5503
03:04:10,820 --> 03:04:12,170
And here to help us out are

5504
03:04:12,170 --> 03:04:12,680
Eric.

5505
03:04:12,680 --> 03:04:13,560
that Higgins works with is

5506
03:04:13,560 --> 03:04:14,920
helping people put together...

5507
03:04:14,920 --> 03:04:16,070
And Higgins keeps... that Higgins

5508
03:04:16,070 --> 03:04:16,930
works with is helping people

5509
03:04:16,930 --> 03:04:17,700
put together...

5510
03:04:17,700 --> 03:04:18,980
And Higgins keeps... that Higgins

5511
03:04:18,980 --> 03:04:19,860
works with is helping people

5512
03:04:19,860 --> 03:04:20,700
put together...

5513
03:04:20,700 --> 03:04:22,350
And Higgins keeps... that Higgins

5514
03:04:22,350 --> 03:04:24,240
work... that Higgins work...

5515
03:04:24,240 --> 03:04:24,300
that Higgins work... that Higgins

5516
03:04:24,300 --> 03:04:24,300
work...

5517
03:04:24,300 --> 03:04:25,130
You've got the Higgins screen

5518
03:04:25,130 --> 03:04:26,380
up here and show us... that Higgins

5519
03:04:26,380 --> 03:04:27,200
works with is...

5520
03:04:27,200 --> 03:04:28,040
You've got the Higgins screen

5521
03:04:28,040 --> 03:04:28,980
up here and show us...

5522
03:04:28,980 --> 03:04:30,740
There it is... You've got the Higgins

5523
03:04:30,740 --> 03:04:32,100
screen up here and show us how...

5524
03:04:32,100 --> 03:04:33,080
that Higgins works with...

5525
03:04:33,080 --> 03:04:34,560
You've got the Higgins... You've

5526
03:04:34,560 --> 03:04:35,580
got the Higgins... You've got

5527
03:04:35,580 --> 03:04:35,580
the Higgins...

5528
03:04:35,580 --> 03:04:36,500
You've got the Higgins screen

5529
03:04:36,500 --> 03:04:37,830
up here and show us how... that

5530
03:04:37,830 --> 03:04:38,860
Higgins...

5531
03:04:38,860 --> 03:04:40,950
You've got the Higgins screen

5532
03:04:40,950 --> 03:04:43,360
up here and show us how...

5533
03:04:43,360 --> 03:04:43,860
there it is...

5534
03:04:43,860 --> 03:04:45,850
Higgins... and here to help us

5535
03:04:45,850 --> 03:04:47,640
out are... Eric Saul of Lotus

5536
03:04:47,640 --> 03:04:48,860
and Howard Casey...

5537
03:04:48,860 --> 03:04:50,300
Higgins... and here to help us

5538
03:04:50,300 --> 03:04:51,700
out are... Eric Saul of Lotus

5539
03:04:51,700 --> 03:04:52,860
and Howard Casey...

5540
03:04:52,860 --> 03:04:54,180
Higgins... and here to help us

5541
03:04:54,180 --> 03:04:55,860
out are... You've got the Higgins...

5542
03:04:55,860 --> 03:04:56,860
you've got the Higgins...

5543
03:04:56,860 --> 03:04:57,780
You've got the Higgins screen

5544
03:04:57,780 --> 03:04:58,860
up here and show us how... that

5545
03:04:58,860 --> 03:04:58,860
Higgins works with...

5546
03:04:58,860 --> 03:05:00,190
Yeah, we sure do... You've got

5547
03:05:00,190 --> 03:05:01,110
the Higgins screen up here and

5548
03:05:01,110 --> 03:05:01,860
show us how... that Higgins

5549
03:05:01,860 --> 03:05:01,860
works with...

5550
03:05:01,860 --> 03:05:03,150
Yeah, we sure do... Absolutely...

5551
03:05:03,150 --> 03:05:03,910
You've got the Higgins screen

5552
03:05:03,910 --> 03:05:04,860
up here and show us how... that

5553
03:05:04,860 --> 03:05:04,860
Higgins works with...

5554
03:05:04,860 --> 03:05:06,860
Yeah, we sure do... Absolutely...

5555
03:05:06,860 --> 03:05:07,860
There it is... There it is...

5556
03:05:07,860 --> 03:05:07,860
There it is... There it is...

5557
03:05:07,860 --> 03:05:09,160
There it is... There it is...

5558
03:05:09,160 --> 03:05:10,440
There it is... What is Higgins?

5559
03:05:10,440 --> 03:05:11,860
What approach does that take to...

5560
03:05:11,860 --> 03:05:12,860
There it is...

5561
03:05:12,860 --> 03:05:13,540
What is Higgins? What approach

5562
03:05:13,540 --> 03:05:14,320
does that take to... You've got

5563
03:05:14,320 --> 03:05:15,760
the Higgins... What is Higgins?

5564
03:05:15,760 --> 03:05:17,850
What approach does that take to...

5565
03:05:17,850 --> 03:05:18,440
You've got the Higgins screen

5566
03:05:18,440 --> 03:05:18,860
up here...

5567
03:05:18,860 --> 03:05:20,410
That Higgins works with is...

5568
03:05:20,410 --> 03:05:21,710
is helping people put together

5569
03:05:21,710 --> 03:05:23,860
meetings... group scheduling...

5570
03:05:23,860 --> 03:05:26,400
And using the... this function

5571
03:05:26,400 --> 03:05:28,470
right here... it brings up the

5572
03:05:28,470 --> 03:05:29,760
list of people that's available

5573
03:05:29,760 --> 03:05:30,860
on the network...

5574
03:05:30,860 --> 03:05:32,060
Now these people don't

5575
03:05:32,060 --> 03:05:33,590
necessarily work in the same

5576
03:05:33,590 --> 03:05:35,860
office or in the same location...

5577
03:05:35,860 --> 03:05:36,860
But they're on the network...

5578
03:05:36,860 --> 03:05:37,390
But they're on the network

5579
03:05:37,390 --> 03:05:38,400
somewhere... And Higgins keeps

5580
03:05:38,400 --> 03:05:40,860
the... the tables of where the...

5581
03:05:40,860 --> 03:05:42,250
where this... their data is

5582
03:05:42,250 --> 03:05:42,860
located...

5583
03:05:42,860 --> 03:05:44,850
And I'm able to even pull out

5584
03:05:44,850 --> 03:05:47,330
resources here... I might want

5585
03:05:47,330 --> 03:05:48,420
to get a conference room for

5586
03:05:48,420 --> 03:05:49,860
these people to meet in...

5587
03:05:49,860 --> 03:05:51,380
See if it's available... So all

5588
03:05:51,380 --> 03:05:52,330
their calendars and the

5589
03:05:52,330 --> 03:05:53,570
schedule of that room is really

5590
03:05:53,570 --> 03:05:54,860
in this database...

5591
03:05:54,860 --> 03:05:56,810
Yeah... And experiences that

5592
03:05:56,810 --> 03:05:58,070
have changed all of our daily

5593
03:05:58,070 --> 03:05:58,860
lives...

5594
03:05:58,860 --> 03:05:59,860
No lives...

5595
03:05:59,860 --> 03:06:01,580
Today... we're raising the bar

5596
03:06:01,580 --> 03:06:02,860
once again with a...

5597
03:06:02,860 --> 03:06:05,910
What if I put my face over Cook...

5598
03:06:05,910 --> 03:06:08,860
And uh... will that...

5599
03:06:08,860 --> 03:06:11,170
Obscifate... or whatever the

5600
03:06:11,170 --> 03:06:12,860
fucking video is...

5601
03:06:12,860 --> 03:06:14,750
Today... we're gonna... Today

5602
03:06:14,750 --> 03:06:15,970
is the first day of the rest of

5603
03:06:15,970 --> 03:06:16,860
your lives...

5604
03:06:16,860 --> 03:06:18,610
We're gonna be showing you some

5605
03:06:18,610 --> 03:06:20,860
amazing new Apple products...

5606
03:06:20,860 --> 03:06:22,630
And we're gonna be taking you

5607
03:06:22,630 --> 03:06:24,430
down and copyright striking you

5608
03:06:24,430 --> 03:06:26,600
if you attempt to try and rebroadcast

5609
03:06:26,600 --> 03:06:27,860
our stuff...

5610
03:06:27,860 --> 03:06:31,050
Right... Now... let's start

5611
03:06:31,050 --> 03:06:31,860
with Joe...

5612
03:06:31,860 --> 03:06:33,860
Over in Schmoville...

5613
03:06:33,860 --> 03:06:35,860
He's got brand new watch...

5614
03:06:35,860 --> 03:06:37,050
It tells you when it's time to

5615
03:06:37,050 --> 03:06:37,860
take a shit...

5616
03:06:37,860 --> 03:06:40,860
It costs $359...

5617
03:06:40,860 --> 03:06:42,330
And it will also... give you

5618
03:06:42,330 --> 03:06:43,890
the best experience of your

5619
03:06:43,890 --> 03:06:44,860
life...

5620
03:06:44,860 --> 03:06:46,300
Once you've got this slapped...

5621
03:06:46,300 --> 03:06:47,190
little baby slapped on your

5622
03:06:47,190 --> 03:06:47,860
wrist...

5623
03:06:48,860 --> 03:06:50,480
There's no telling where you're

5624
03:06:50,480 --> 03:06:51,860
gonna go...

5625
03:06:51,860 --> 03:06:53,330
Every day is gonna be a brand

5626
03:06:53,330 --> 03:06:54,860
new day with your...

5627
03:06:55,860 --> 03:06:57,860
I don't have any more...

5628
03:06:57,860 --> 03:06:58,890
We'll see how this goes anyway...

5629
03:06:58,890 --> 03:06:59,860
I think it's the iPhone now...

5630
03:06:59,860 --> 03:07:02,260
We're introducing four new

5631
03:07:02,260 --> 03:07:03,860
models...

5632
03:07:03,860 --> 03:07:05,240
Each designed to serve the

5633
03:07:05,240 --> 03:07:06,860
unique needs of our users...

5634
03:07:07,860 --> 03:07:08,860
And it starts now...

5635
03:07:10,860 --> 03:07:12,860
And thank you very much there...

5636
03:07:12,860 --> 03:07:13,860
Chris McBee...

5637
03:07:13,860 --> 03:07:14,860
And Slurms McKenzie...

5638
03:07:14,860 --> 03:07:16,860
And G-Man...

5639
03:07:16,860 --> 03:07:16,860
For the tip...

5640
03:07:16,860 --> 03:07:17,860
And harrowing...

5641
03:07:18,860 --> 03:07:18,860
True story...

5642
03:07:18,860 --> 03:07:19,860
And Apple shut down...

5643
03:07:19,860 --> 03:07:20,860
Thank you very much...

5644
03:07:22,860 --> 03:07:24,860
Fucking music stinks...

5645
03:07:26,860 --> 03:07:28,060
It's actually alright.

5646
03:07:49,400 --> 03:07:52,140
iPhone 17 is incredible.

5647
03:07:52,500 --> 03:07:53,960
Brand new phone.

5648
03:07:54,100 --> 03:07:55,380
Here's Cayenne to tell you more.

5649
03:07:56,420 --> 03:07:57,460
Cayenne Pepper.

5650
03:07:58,060 --> 03:07:59,140
I'm gonna leave you with

5651
03:07:59,140 --> 03:08:01,220
someone else to talk about the

5652
03:08:01,220 --> 03:08:03,200
brand new phone we released.

5653
03:08:03,560 --> 03:08:04,740
While I retire it into my

5654
03:08:04,740 --> 03:08:06,420
mountainside bunker.

5655
03:08:07,040 --> 03:08:09,280
My mountainside space bunker.

5656
03:08:10,160 --> 03:08:11,610
Not accessible to the riffraff

5657
03:08:11,610 --> 03:08:13,690
that are watching the video

5658
03:08:13,690 --> 03:08:14,700
right now.

5659
03:08:14,980 --> 03:08:16,440
Don't even attempt to come here.

5660
03:08:16,820 --> 03:08:18,740
Otherwise, I'll have a fleet of...

5661
03:08:18,740 --> 03:08:48,720
Thank you.

5662
03:08:48,720 --> 03:09:18,700
Thank you.

5663
03:09:18,700 --> 03:09:48,680
Thank you.

5664
03:09:48,680 --> 03:10:18,660
Thank you.

5665
03:10:18,660 --> 03:10:48,640
Thank you.

5666
03:10:48,640 --> 03:10:50,640
Thank you.

5667
03:10:50,640 --> 03:10:52,640
Thank you.

5668
03:10:52,640 --> 03:10:54,640
Thank you.

5669
03:10:54,640 --> 03:10:56,640
Thank you.

5670
03:10:56,640 --> 03:10:58,640
Thank you.

5671
03:10:58,640 --> 03:11:03,400
You've got the Higgins screen

5672
03:11:03,400 --> 03:11:08,640
up here and show us how this is.

5673
03:11:08,640 --> 03:11:09,970
Yeah, we sure do. What you see

5674
03:11:09,970 --> 03:11:10,640
in the upper...

5675
03:11:10,640 --> 03:11:13,840
What is Higgins? What approach

5676
03:11:13,840 --> 03:11:15,640
does that take?

5677
03:11:15,640 --> 03:11:17,640
There it is. One of the...

5678
03:11:17,640 --> 03:11:18,640
There it is.

5679
03:11:18,640 --> 03:11:21,840
What is Higgins? What approach

5680
03:11:21,840 --> 03:11:23,640
does that take?

5681
03:11:23,640 --> 03:11:25,170
And Higgins. What is Higgins?

5682
03:11:25,170 --> 03:11:26,640
What approach does that take?

5683
03:11:26,640 --> 03:11:28,160
Higgins here to help us out are

5684
03:11:28,160 --> 03:11:28,640
Eric.

5685
03:11:28,640 --> 03:11:29,690
There it is. One of the

5686
03:11:29,690 --> 03:11:31,800
simplest... There it is. One of

5687
03:11:31,800 --> 03:11:33,050
the simplest visual cues. There

5688
03:11:33,050 --> 03:11:34,720
it is. One of the simplest

5689
03:11:34,720 --> 03:11:36,910
visual cues. There it is. There

5690
03:11:36,910 --> 03:11:38,640
it is. There it is. There it is.

5691
03:11:38,640 --> 03:11:38,640
There it is.

5692
03:11:38,640 --> 03:11:40,090
And Higgins. What is Higgins?

5693
03:11:40,090 --> 03:11:41,240
What approach that Higgins

5694
03:11:41,240 --> 03:11:42,440
works with is helping people

5695
03:11:42,440 --> 03:11:43,640
put together meetings.

5696
03:11:43,640 --> 03:11:44,730
You've got the Higgins screen

5697
03:11:44,730 --> 03:11:45,930
up here. Show us. You've got

5698
03:11:45,930 --> 03:11:46,840
the Higgins screen up. You've

5699
03:11:46,840 --> 03:11:47,690
got the Higgins screen up here

5700
03:11:47,690 --> 03:11:48,640
and show us how this works.

5701
03:11:48,640 --> 03:11:49,970
There it is. You've got the Higgins

5702
03:11:49,970 --> 03:11:50,990
screen up here and show us how

5703
03:11:50,990 --> 03:11:51,640
this works.

5704
03:11:51,640 --> 03:11:53,050
Yeah, we sure do. And Higgins

5705
03:11:53,050 --> 03:11:54,640
keeps the tables of Higgins on.

5706
03:11:54,640 --> 03:11:56,750
So, the Higgins... Take a

5707
03:11:56,750 --> 03:11:57,400
similar approach. We charge by

5708
03:11:57,400 --> 03:11:58,240
these. Okay, gentlemen. Thank

5709
03:11:58,240 --> 03:11:58,640
you very much.

5710
03:11:58,640 --> 03:11:59,750
Well, sometimes it takes a bit

5711
03:11:59,750 --> 03:12:00,640
that Higgins works.

5712
03:12:00,640 --> 03:12:04,640
What a fucking prick.

5713
03:12:04,640 --> 03:12:07,070
I'm not leveling accusations of

5714
03:12:07,070 --> 03:12:08,640
prickery at kook.

5715
03:12:08,640 --> 03:12:09,640
But, uh...

5716
03:12:09,640 --> 03:12:10,830
Apple in general, you know? And

5717
03:12:10,830 --> 03:12:12,330
I don't know whether or not it

5718
03:12:12,330 --> 03:12:13,850
was because I was going off on

5719
03:12:13,850 --> 03:12:15,710
my... on the chat about the

5720
03:12:15,710 --> 03:12:16,640
space bunker.

5721
03:12:16,640 --> 03:12:17,980
But it was go... I was really

5722
03:12:17,980 --> 03:12:19,570
enjoying it. And then I looked

5723
03:12:19,570 --> 03:12:21,110
over and the stream had gone

5724
03:12:21,110 --> 03:12:21,640
down.

5725
03:12:21,640 --> 03:12:23,700
But, um... Just even we go for

5726
03:12:23,700 --> 03:12:25,370
this frame. Will they get us

5727
03:12:25,370 --> 03:12:27,140
for even the frame? That's the

5728
03:12:27,140 --> 03:12:27,640
thing.

5729
03:12:27,640 --> 03:12:29,280
People saying it's the music.

5730
03:12:29,280 --> 03:12:30,640
What? The music in the video?

5731
03:12:30,640 --> 03:12:33,340
And John... We'll just play a

5732
03:12:33,340 --> 03:12:35,590
little clip here just to get me

5733
03:12:35,590 --> 03:12:38,640
back on the roll again so I can...

5734
03:12:38,640 --> 03:12:40,200
Oh, yeah. It's the music, isn't

5735
03:12:40,200 --> 03:12:41,640
it? That's just this bit.

5736
03:12:41,640 --> 03:12:43,580
It's incredible. Here's Cayenne

5737
03:12:43,580 --> 03:12:44,640
to tell you more.

5738
03:12:44,640 --> 03:12:46,640
Here's a new... Sorry.

5739
03:12:50,640 --> 03:12:53,640
Now, let's talk about iPhone.

5740
03:12:53,640 --> 03:12:55,470
From the moment iPhone was

5741
03:12:55,470 --> 03:12:57,710
introduced, it reinvented the

5742
03:12:57,710 --> 03:12:59,630
phone and set a new standard

5743
03:12:59,630 --> 03:13:02,230
for the entire industry. Since

5744
03:13:02,230 --> 03:13:03,730
then, we've continued to push

5745
03:13:03,730 --> 03:13:05,230
boundaries with design,

5746
03:13:05,230 --> 03:13:07,190
innovation, and experiences

5747
03:13:07,190 --> 03:13:08,560
that have changed all of our

5748
03:13:08,560 --> 03:13:09,640
daily lives.

5749
03:13:09,640 --> 03:13:10,640
Lives.

5750
03:13:11,640 --> 03:13:13,390
Today, we're raising the bar

5751
03:13:13,390 --> 03:13:14,930
once again with an all-new

5752
03:13:14,930 --> 03:13:16,610
iPhone lineup that's unlike

5753
03:13:16,610 --> 03:13:18,640
anything we've ever created.

5754
03:13:18,640 --> 03:13:21,640
A brand new iPhone experience.

5755
03:13:21,640 --> 03:13:23,410
We're introducing four new

5756
03:13:23,410 --> 03:13:25,550
models, each designed to serve

5757
03:13:25,550 --> 03:13:27,640
the unique needs of our users.

5758
03:13:27,640 --> 03:13:28,640
Four new price points.

5759
03:13:28,640 --> 03:13:29,640
And it starts now.

5760
03:13:29,640 --> 03:13:33,680
Pro, Maxi Pro, and Pro Max Pro

5761
03:13:33,680 --> 03:13:34,640
Pro.

5762
03:13:36,640 --> 03:13:39,180
I just take... take you on a

5763
03:13:39,180 --> 03:13:40,640
journey through this phone.

5764
03:13:40,640 --> 03:13:42,130
I'm gonna switch over to

5765
03:13:42,130 --> 03:13:43,760
someone else in a different

5766
03:13:43,760 --> 03:13:44,640
location.

5767
03:13:44,640 --> 03:13:45,640
iPhone 7...

5768
03:13:48,640 --> 03:13:50,200
I'll see you later. I'm gonna

5769
03:13:50,200 --> 03:13:51,810
stay here inside my private

5770
03:13:51,810 --> 03:13:53,640
space bunker side mountain.

5771
03:13:54,640 --> 03:13:56,010
Don't even think about trying

5772
03:13:56,010 --> 03:13:57,640
to come and get me.

5773
03:13:57,640 --> 03:13:59,640
You won't survive.

5774
03:13:59,640 --> 03:14:01,690
This place is patrolled daily

5775
03:14:01,690 --> 03:14:02,640
by robots.

5776
03:14:02,640 --> 03:14:04,490
And if you do try and gain

5777
03:14:04,490 --> 03:14:06,200
access to my bunker,