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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Why?

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Because I'm a speedrunner.

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I wouldn't expect any of ye to

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understand the problems I'm

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facing.

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Guinness are outside.

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Two leads in a car.

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The record books ready to be

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inked with a quill.

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They're going retro on it. They're

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going antique on it.

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I'm going to provide the ink.

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Speed Ink.

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Speed Incorporated.

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My new company, which I've just

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set up.

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Everything's going to be

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written down and done by the

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book.

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Every turn, every corner, every

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save room, every zombie vanquished.

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Horses under starlight, thank

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you very much.

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Every item, will you pick up

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the fucking crankshaft?

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Yes or no? Select yes.

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No one said it was going to be

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easy.

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It's just good that I'm

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involved in it.

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To make it even easier.

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Don't forget that.

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Many moons ago, I was offered a

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contract.

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Some might say a deal with the

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devil.

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Others might say a deal with a

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shit-hot gaming company.

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Only interested in the toppest,

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elitest of gamesters.

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Speedrunners or go home.

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Do you know what I told them?

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Stick your crank up your shaft.

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Because where I'm from,

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we only turn valve handles.

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And right now, you've got a

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slot.

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And my fucking valve handle

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doesn't fit your slot.

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Arnie Slott of Liverpool rang

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me on Tuesday.

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Distraught.

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Didn't have a fucking clue what

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to do.

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I said, you're out of line with

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the salad shit.

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But tune in to me on Sunday

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night.

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You might see how it's really

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done.

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Just got a text from him there.

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He said he's crying.

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Iggy Smalls.

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Looks like you made it into the

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mainframe, my friend.

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Hamsbury as well.

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Thank you very much.

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And William Birkin.

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Billy Birkin.

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Sherry's dad.

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He got fucked up in the second

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game.

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Eyeball grown out of his

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fucking shoulder.

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You know how that...

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You know how it is to be like

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that?

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I wouldn't expect you to know.

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Just...

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I can't believe

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the cheek of some people.

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I can't believe the cheek of Yi.

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Thinking that I wouldn't be

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able to accomplish this.

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Or even do it.

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I know I've done it.

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Even before I've played the

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game.

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I've never played this fucking

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game.

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Never even played it.

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But I know that I'm going to do

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it.

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In my mind I've done it.

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A thousand times.

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I've seen you in a dream.

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I know well who you are.

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I've seen you in a dream.

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I know well who you are.

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I've seen you in a dream.

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I know well who you are.

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I know well who you are.

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Owen Morgue.

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Thank you very much.

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We're going to be dispensing

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a few fucking carcasses to the

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morgue.

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Very, very rapidly and soonly.

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Notion.

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Thank you very much.

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And FaZe Clan.

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Great to have you in the house.

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But I don't need your backup.

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I told you I turned down FaZe

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Clan.

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Fucking Arc Raiders.

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Arse Raider Clan.

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The Wu-Tang Clan.

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Gamer Clan Deluxe.

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555.

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Elite Pro Gaming Unit.

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No bullshit.

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No bullshit.

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No contracts.

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All money down.

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Speed runs.

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24-7.

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Turned it down too.

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I'm my own island.

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No man is an island.

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Chris McBee.

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Thank you very much.

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Arnie Von Schlotthauser III.

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Thank you very much.

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And Paul Meeskel.

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Thanking you, sir.

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It's just one speed run success

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after another with this stream,

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isn't it?

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Just get me answers and fast.

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This is my ass on the line.

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Dara, thank you very much.

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The other Jeff.

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Jackie.

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Schnuffles.

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Captain Sack.

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Hi, Francis.

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Sitting here in Heathrow

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Airport with the missus.

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Flight's delayed.

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Flight's delayed two hours,

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they're saying.

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Crazy bit of business.

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Looking forward to locking in

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for some Sunday night games.

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You came to the right place.

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I'm just fine and dandy.

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Are you sure?

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I'm okay.

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You came to the right place.

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Many moons have passed.

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I'll just get into the-

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Sorry about this.

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I'll just get into the game.

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Wasting fucking time here.

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Thank you very much there, Schnuffles.

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And Saudi money.

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For the tip there.

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Where is our screen?

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Here we go.

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Yeah!

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Crazy little guys!

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Crazy little guys!

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Last escape.

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Resident Evil 3.

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Original mode.

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Arrange mode.

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Load game.

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Special config.

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All the players are in the

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house today.

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And I like the way the picture

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there of the nemesis.

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He's got his hand on somebody's

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skull.

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A little bit of sex.

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As if to say...

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Yes.

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You are mine.

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I own you and will dominate you.

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But he won't be dominating me.

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And the thing is...

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I'd never played this game when

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it came out.

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Because I thought...

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Well...

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I mean you've done Resident

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Evil 1 and 2.

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What's the difference here?

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And I saw what was going on.

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And you've got this nemesis

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buck who's chasing after you.

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I thought that's a bit of a

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double dip.

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You've gone and done that

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already in Terminator 2.

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In Resi 2 with Mr. X.

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The T90.

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So why are you doing that again?

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I didn't want to play it.

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But I'm going to give it a go

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here.

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Thank you very much there.

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Saudi money.

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Prig.

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Spinktressays spink.

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And...

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Marcelino's bodega.

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This is all part of the plan.

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This is all part of the script.

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It's the prelude to the speedrun.

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Warm-up edition.

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December 15th.

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14th.

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Sunday.

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There's only one way out of

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this nightmare.

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And that's to fucking fight

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like hell.

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There's only one chance left.

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Now.

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Original mode.

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What the hell?

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What is this?

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What's heavy mode or light mode?

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I can't choose light mode in

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front of you now.

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Because that will...

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That will result in...

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Muchos...

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Slaggisimos.

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It has to be a heavy mode

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situation.

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Doesn't it?

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This could be...

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A nightmare.

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You know what it's like when we

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go through these.

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I'm hoping that...

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Our stalwarts...

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Are in the building.

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And already they are.

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Nigel22.

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An MF Mahou 3867.

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Some unbelievable numbers.

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On the end of people's names.

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Light offers more ammo.

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Starting weapons auto dodge

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easier.

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While heavy.

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Hard mode provides better

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weapon drops.

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From Nemesis.

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Pick heavy mode for the

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traditional RE experience.

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Religious education experience.

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Why am I choosing just between

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light and heavy?

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Why not like normal or hard?

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Easy normal hard.

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What's the story there?

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Does it have something to do

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with the...

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The fact that it's a Japanese...

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Yeah.

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It's because it's the Japanese

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game.

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Isn't it?

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You two's.

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How the hell are you two's?

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Is this the Suite Life of Zack

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and Cody?

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Tipton Caper Game Boy Advance

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Edition.

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It is.

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But I had to go run around and

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get some...

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Scramble around the internet to

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get some mods.

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Off of Archive.

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And Nexus.

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00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,870
Had to start up a Resident Evil

300
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,360
Nemesis Nexus account.

301
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,420
In order to download the

302
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,380
relevant...

303
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,900
Zack and Cody modification...

304
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,900
Installation...

305
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,500
Exe files for it.

306
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,620
Thank you very much there, Anonymous.

307
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,020
There can only be one mode and

308
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,480
that's heavy.

309
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,440
We're going heavy on it.

310
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,020
We've got some of this stuff.

311
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,060
I'd...

312
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:38,560
Biker.

313
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,700
Costume select.

314
00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:40,340
Stars.

315
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,520
Please default.

316
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:44,810
I think we'll just go with

317
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,460
default.

318
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,580
Because I want to have...

319
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,060
The traditional experience.

320
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,100
Even though...

321
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,570
Many, many other people out

322
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,580
there will be looking at going...

323
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,660
Well, it's not the traditional

324
00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:56,440
experience...

325
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,390
If you've downloaded

326
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,540
modifications for it.

327
00:14:59,320 --> 00:14:59,800
That's...

328
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,340
That's true.

329
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,780
But we needed some quality of

330
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,300
life improvements...

331
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,120
In order to get through this

332
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:04,660
playthrough.

333
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,860
So we'll go default.

334
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,260
Resident Evil.

335
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:10,980
Nemesis.

336
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,500
It all began as an ordinary day

337
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,980
in September.

338
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:15,900
September.

339
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:16,600
Oof.

340
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,880
We all know about that.

341
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,170
Sorry, I'm going to turn the

342
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,020
volume up there.

343
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,580
Controlled by Umbrella.

344
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,860
We all know about September,

345
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,440
don't we?

346
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,360
No one dared to oppose them.

347
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:28,460
Johnny suck.

348
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,280
Thank you very much.

349
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,000
And that lack of strength would

350
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,580
ultimately lead to their

351
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,040
destruction.

352
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:34,130
I suppose they had to suffer

353
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:37,090
the consequences of their

354
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,500
actions.

355
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:39,120
Ha!

356
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,060
But there would be no

357
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:40,860
forgiveness.

358
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:41,850
Yeah, there's going to be no

359
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:42,520
forgiveness.

360
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,680
If only they had had the

361
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,780
courage to fight.

362
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:45,980
Fight like hell.

363
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,270
It's true that once the wheels

364
00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:50,980
of justice begin to turn...

365
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:51,460
I love it.

366
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,260
Nothing can stop them.

367
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,200
I love the rhetoric.

368
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,430
It was Raccoon City's last

369
00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,240
chance.

370
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:00,960
And my last chance.

371
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,310
Time to get rid of the raccoons,

372
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:02,740
boys.

373
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:05,860
I've always been a badger man

374
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,040
myself.

375
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,120
This is Chopper Delta.

376
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:12,080
Preparing to drop off at area E95070.

377
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,040
Chopper Delta.

378
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:13,440
What?

379
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:13,560
What?

380
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:14,440
What?

381
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:19,800
What are they?

382
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:20,540
No!

383
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,100
Lockheed Martin, Delta...

384
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,380
Delta Charlie squad, engage.

385
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,040
Ready to engage.

386
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,120
Let's move! Go, go, go, go!

387
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,140
Fire!

388
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,620
Come and get it!

389
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,540
Son of a...

390
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,580
Don't give up!

391
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:00,720
Don't give up!

392
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,220
If I could just pause it like

393
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:02,660
that,

394
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,020
will it go back into the cutscene?

395
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,300
As if it's just been paused.

396
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,500
Let's hopefully that happens.

397
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:08,950
Because let's hopefully that

398
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:09,580
happens.

399
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,140
Because I want to do that

400
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:12,960
numerous times

401
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,840
throughout the gameplay, I

402
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,240
imagine.

403
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,240
Oh, I missed it!

404
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,960
So it's not going to work.

405
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,800
We tried it on live on the

406
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,600
night.

407
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,290
And look, it skipped the

408
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,520
fucking thing.

409
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,340
But all we know is...

410
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:29,680
We got to turn down the volume,

411
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,340
lads.

412
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,580
Turn down the volume.

413
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,580
*BOOM*

414
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,580
*BOOM*

415
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,580
*BOOM*

416
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,580
*BOOM*

417
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,580
*BOOM*

418
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,580
*BOOM*

419
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,580
What am I doing?

420
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,000
Don't auto-aim at the fire man.

421
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,580
Fuckin' hell.

422
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,580
*BOOM*

423
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,100
Why is she auto-aiming at fire

424
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:00,580
buck?

425
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,580
*BOOM*

426
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,580
*BOOM*

427
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,580
*BOOM*

428
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,580
*BOOM*

429
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,580
*BOOM*

430
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,580
*BOOM*

431
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,580
*BOOM*

432
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,580
*BOOM*

433
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,580
*BOOM*

434
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,580
*BOOM*

435
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,580
*BOOM*

436
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,580
I can't fuckin' exit the game.

437
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,580
*BOOM*

438
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,580
*BOOM*

439
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,580
I need to rebind the keys.

440
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,580
*BOOM*

441
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:33,270
Just wasted my bullets on fire

442
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:36,010
book. I want to restart. I want

443
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,520
to restart.

444
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:41,080
We're all in for it now. This

445
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,940
is the speedrun. We're locked

446
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,540
in, you see. We're not allowed

447
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:47,920
to exit.

448
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,210
I tweaked the game so the only

449
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,760
speedrunners could play it.

450
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,560
The monsters. How old are you?

451
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,040
How old are you?

452
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,220
I'm still alive.

453
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,420
Talk about fucking monsters.

454
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,160
Clear. Clear. Move.

455
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,220
Who's this?

456
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,980
To be any rescue, we have to

457
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,060
get out of here.

458
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,980
No! I'm not going anywhere.

459
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:32,440
No!

460
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:33,940
I'd rather starve to death in

461
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,310
here than be eaten by one of

462
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,160
the...

463
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,410
I don't think you would rather

464
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,820
starve by the looks of things.

465
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:38,980
No!

466
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:39,100
No!

467
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,780
Into the back of the truck he

468
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:44,220
goes.

469
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:45,430
Hopefully there's a snack in

470
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,180
there for him.

471
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:49,200
And there we can't open that

472
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,690
note as if we need to get

473
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,760
access...

474
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:53,900
I told you!

475
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,740
I'm not leaving!

476
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:56,880
Never!

477
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,120
Alright, bit much.

478
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,960
You're safe enough in that unit.

479
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,500
The container is locked

480
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,540
from inside.

481
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400
And what an absolutely

482
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,840
insane beginning to this game.

483
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:15,720
I, for one,

484
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,400
am shocked.

485
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,220
I'm appalled.

486
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:22,760
And I'm gonna be, I hope to God,

487
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,080
I hope to high hell

488
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,960
that not only have we got Nigel

489
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,880
and the newcomer to the scene.

490
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,040
But we've got Aaron Flood,

491
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,540
Liam Rogers, Rogers and Flood,

492
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,380
that old combination unit.

493
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,380
Because I'm gonna need

494
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,040
a little bit of speed run.

495
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,580
I won't say health

496
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,120
because I can do it all on my

497
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:43,360
own,

498
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,180
even though I've never played

499
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:44,540
the game.

500
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,980
I know that it's gonna be a

501
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:46,540
fast one.

502
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,350
Played the remake before I

503
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:48,660
played

504
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,080
the original here.

505
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,920
But I might need prompt

506
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,340
and if we're to go for world

507
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:56,580
record pace,

508
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,640
I just need someone, you know,

509
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,960
fucking snapping, you know,

510
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:01,920
snapping at me.

511
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,180
And, and Liam Rogers,

512
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,780
how the hell are you?

513
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,090
Thank you very much for joining

514
00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:10,600
us here.

515
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,630
I've just picked up a can of

516
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:17,800
Lynx effect spray,

517
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,440
which I can use to regain

518
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,240
health if necessary.

519
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,130
The speed run is well and truly

520
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:25,760
on.

521
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,600
I'm not even starting the timer.

522
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,920
I've got it on my screen,

523
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,820
second screen here.

524
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880
I don't want to show you

525
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,280
what time I'm running

526
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,500
because I don't think you've

527
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:35,760
earned

528
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,400
the level of respect necessary

529
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,640
to see my time as of yet.

530
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,220
Only true speed runs will

531
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,160
actually understand,

532
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:43,500
you see.

533
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:44,980
I'm hoping that they're

534
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:45,440
watching.

535
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,550
And look at the box there at

536
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,320
the bottom of the screen.

537
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,990
Kurahashi is on the name of the

538
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:51,720
box.

539
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,040
We don't know if that was an

540
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,460
original piece

541
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,600
or is that just part of the HD

542
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,910
modification package on this

543
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:02,660
game.

544
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,540
But doesn't it look absolutely

545
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,340
terrific?

546
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,340
And there we have the beautiful,

547
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,480
beautiful sound

548
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,600
of the save room theme.

549
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:18,600
One of nature's greatest sounds.

550
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,000
Safety.

551
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:22,680
Respite.

552
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,000
Will you take the gunpowder?

553
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,280
A. Yes.

554
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,980
Knife only.

555
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:34,820
I think so.

556
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,130
Yeah, we're going to be doing

557
00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:36,820
knife only.

558
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,180
Knife only playthrough in bits.

559
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,220
Knife only playthrough in bits.

560
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,520
And we can use our...

561
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,160
We've got a massive chest

562
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,760
inside the save room as well.

563
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:51,620
We take that ink ribbon.

564
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,800
We can't fit it into our

565
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,460
pockets.

566
00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:58,780
Game instructions.

567
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:00,000
No thank you.

568
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:01,840
No thank you.

569
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,460
Burn them.

570
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,060
Throw them into the waste paper

571
00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:05,840
basket.

572
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:06,900
Reloading tool.

573
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:07,600
Do I need that?

574
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,530
Why would you need a fucking

575
00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:10,940
reloading tool?

576
00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:13,020
You put the bullets into the

577
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,600
gun.

578
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,740
How do I inspire?

579
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,240
You use it to make ammo.

580
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,560
So if I put the reloading tool

581
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:21,940
here,

582
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,860
I put my gunpowder there.

583
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,930
Is that going to make me some

584
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:25,440
bouleys?

585
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:30,620
Get out of that.

586
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:30,640
Get out of that.

587
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,430
The key bindings are off here

588
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:34,100
on my controller stick.

589
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:42,900
Good stuff.

590
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:45,940
45.

591
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,100
45.

592
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,130
Put you back into the trap

593
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,320
hatch.

594
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:53,020
And we are on.

595
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:53,820
We are good to go.

596
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,580
We're going to save.

597
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,120
We're not...

598
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:55,960
We're going to take the save

599
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:56,320
ribbon.

600
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,620
And fuck it.

601
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,060
Why not?

602
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,700
We'll give it a save.

603
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:06,500
Create.

604
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,620
And that's the date.

605
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:11,480
14th.

606
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:12,300
1214.

607
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,660
American calendrical system.

608
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,460
Activated.

609
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:24,700
Knife.

610
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,020
Do I need the knife there, Deck?

611
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:33,960
We're moving.

612
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:34,380
We're moving.

613
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:34,760
We're moving.

614
00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:35,400
More powder.

615
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:35,700
Where?

616
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:37,240
I already picked it up, no?

617
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,020
A delivery voucher book.

618
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:43,620
Various reports.

619
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:44,520
Sorted.

620
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,640
Oh, it's more powder.

621
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,140
There, look.

622
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:46,860
Stairness.

623
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,520
Fucking boxes are in the way.

624
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,220
Alright.

625
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:59,160
Let's juice up that gunpowder

626
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,460
and really replenish our stocks.

627
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:04,590
And it's a nasty, nasty looking

628
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,800
knife that I have in the

629
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,040
arsenal.

630
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,120
Size.

631
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:10,980
It's like a sword.

632
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:17,180
See how fast I am.

633
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,040
Rapid.

634
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:32,840
What are we using that key for?

635
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,170
Is it for your man locked

636
00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:35,900
inside the fucking fridge?

637
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,060
Or for the door?

638
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,340
It's probably for the door.

639
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,500
Let's just check and see if he's

640
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:40,860
okay.

641
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:52,220
You no longer need the key.

642
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:52,980
Get rid of it.

643
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,860
As if you're going to keep that.

644
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,460
And this is Jill Valentine in

645
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:02,480
casual clothes mode.

646
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,800
I would have rather she had the

647
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,560
Star's uniform on.

648
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,290
I'm not sure if the uniforms

649
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:10,240
offer a tactical advantage.

650
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,280
Like, are you going to

651
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,720
withstand zombie attacks?

652
00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,210
Slashes and all that sort of

653
00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:14,660
stuff.

654
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,060
I don't think so.

655
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,460
Am I going the right way here?

656
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,140
And there we have the first

657
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:26,660
shit scare of the day.

658
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,810
And hopefully we have that

659
00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:28,580
ready to rock.

660
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,180
One in the ass.

661
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,620
Hopefully that...

662
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,050
Hopefully he'll have an airspeed

663
00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:39,400
now.

664
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,360
You fucked her up, friends.

665
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:46,120
You need...

666
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,480
You're seeing this.

667
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,780
How are you, Tom?

668
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,380
How are...

669
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,220
How are things?

670
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,360
Thanks very much there, Tom,

671
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,620
for that.

672
00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:57,630
And look, let's see how we get

673
00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:58,760
on with that.

674
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,560
It's a learning curve, isn't it?

675
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,280
All part of the script.

676
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:03,520
Let me just make sure my voice

677
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,020
is off the fucking thing there.

678
00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,120
It is, thank God.

679
00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:08,760
So here we go.

680
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,420
Let's just see.

681
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,530
Look, we're getting back into

682
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:11,380
the speed running.

683
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,820
And it's a little bit...

684
00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:15,220
Rusty.

685
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:16,320
Let's just say that.

686
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,200
Oh, he's fast.

687
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,180
These fuckers are fast.

688
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,020
Get down.

689
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,040
And now what we do?

690
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,220
We transition to knife attack.

691
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,740
While they're on the ground.

692
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:30,240
Hopefully.

693
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:32,880
Oh, fucking.

694
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:33,720
These buttons, man.

695
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,580
Jab and swipe.

696
00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:39,940
Chib.

697
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:42,260
Chib Valentine.

698
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,720
Oh, for fuck's sake.

699
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,020
Getting chibbed here.

700
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:48,130
Right, we're gonna go back to

701
00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:50,680
the fucking beginning.

702
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,040
Eeeeh.

703
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:56,310
And I don't like the way we're

704
00:27:56,310 --> 00:28:00,400
set up either with the auto-wim.

705
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,230
Earlier on, I got dunzo'd with

706
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:03,280
the auto-wim.

707
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,280
*Bang*

708
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,280
*Bang*

709
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,280
*Bang*

710
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,280
*Bang*

711
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,280
*Bang*

712
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,280
*Bang*

713
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,280
*Bang*

714
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,280
*Bang*

715
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,280
*Bang*

716
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,280
*Bang*

717
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,280
*Bang*

718
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,280
*Bang*

719
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,280
*Bang*

720
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,280
*Bang*

721
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,280
*Bang*

722
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,940
Eddie Stallworth of Resident

723
00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,820
Evil 2 will remember the zombie

724
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:25,280
sound that went like this.

725
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,280
*Bang*

726
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,280
*Bang*

727
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,280
*Bang*

728
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,280
*Bang*

729
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,780
I'm going to equip this just

730
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:33,100
for some follow-up work.

731
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:36,300
And it's not necessary.

732
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,080
They're gonzo.

733
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,750
But we can hear the shuffling

734
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,040
and stirring of another bad,

735
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:42,880
bad apple.

736
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,520
Apache or Domino's.

737
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:46,700
Thank you very much for the tip

738
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:47,460
there.

739
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,650
Well, I mean, you're limited,

740
00:28:49,650 --> 00:28:51,710
aren't you, really, if it is a

741
00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:53,320
choice between the two.

742
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,640
Although I don't want to give a

743
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,140
preference because it's giving

744
00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:57,380
them free advertising.

745
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:58,360
You know?

746
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,200
So I'm not going to...

747
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,780
I'm going to keep that between

748
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:04,620
me and myself and I.

749
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,400
But saying that...

750
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,800
No, I'm just going to go...

751
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,530
I'm just going to come out and

752
00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:14,760
say it.

753
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:16,510
I used to be an Apache kind of

754
00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:17,020
man.

755
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:19,790
But recently, I've had reason

756
00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:22,620
to change my mind about that.

757
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:24,940
And I'd go Domino's just based

758
00:29:24,940 --> 00:29:26,730
on the fact that I've had

759
00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:28,260
better service.

760
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:31,140
From the Dominion boys.

761
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,260
Thank you very much, Scrotal

762
00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:32,720
Recall.

763
00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,420
Into this room we go.

764
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,580
We don't know what's in here.

765
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,940
It's another mystery box of a

766
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:37,380
room.

767
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:38,220
Whoa!

768
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:44,270
Need to get that replay button

769
00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:47,120
fucking fixed, man.

770
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,470
That was a big, big part of the

771
00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:50,360
action.

772
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,700
It's going to be on the fly.

773
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:56,400
It's going to be...

774
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,800
How do you reload as well?

775
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:58,920
There we go.

776
00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,060
It's going to be on the fly.

777
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:01,980
I'm going to have to do it for

778
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:02,740
the next session.

779
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,600
Because I can't do it now.

780
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:05,300
During the game.

781
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:06,320
We started the fucking game.

782
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,180
Look at this lad here.

783
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:10,750
He's softlocked against the

784
00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:11,300
wall.

785
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,270
And now he's going to turn

786
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:12,740
around.

787
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:13,580
He's going to rotate.

788
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:15,980
Yeah.

789
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:16,420
Oof!

790
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,240
Bit of poking him.

791
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:18,920
Bit of speed.

792
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,140
Let's lure him down to the den

793
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,080
of iniquity here.

794
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,400
And give him the old one-two uniflu.

795
00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:29,000
And he's going to need a

796
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,100
prescription for this if he can

797
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,600
get one.

798
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:36,020
But he's not going to...

799
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,280
Fucking this button, man.

800
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,480
Oh, he's gone.

801
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,280
As I said,

802
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,340
you can't go for a prescription

803
00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:45,280
if you're dead.

804
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,930
And that's our lighter oil as

805
00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:54,420
well,

806
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,530
which will refill our classic,

807
00:30:56,530 --> 00:30:57,360
classic.

808
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,960
It's the last day for Tom's

809
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,960
lighter oil.

810
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,520
Get it when you can.

811
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:02,760
Yeah.

812
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:03,960
Thank you very much there.

813
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,360
Flanier West.

814
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,040
A to the B.

815
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,180
Thank you very much.

816
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,850
Little Christmas tipping for a

817
00:31:10,850 --> 00:31:11,140
pint.

818
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:11,780
Thank you very much.

819
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:13,500
And we've taken the lighter oil

820
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,820
in name of Flanier West there.

821
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,540
As we see,

822
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,480
a maggot-riddled corpse on the

823
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,120
ground.

824
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,080
It's just so good, isn't it?

825
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,120
When you get that shotgun,

826
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:22,960
you get the pump,

827
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,000
and you start maximizing the

828
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,480
pump.

829
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,940
He's lucky he fucking died

830
00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:29,440
before his guts were ripped out.

831
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,520
Excellent, excellent stuff

832
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,880
there from Capcom.

833
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,600
Capcom.

834
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,660
Capcom also,

835
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,640
not only the name of this crazy

836
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,880
little game maker,

837
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,380
but the name given to the lads

838
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:51,380
that launch rockets into space

839
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:53,000
over at NASA.

840
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,600
And we've got a couple of green

841
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,180
herbs

842
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,260
just in time for the Christmas.

843
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,420
You don't want to be caught,

844
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:02,420
and you don't want to be caught,

845
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,200
and you're, you're, you're,

846
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,140
on Christmas Day,

847
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:05,920
it's, you know,

848
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:06,730
it gets to that stage of the

849
00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:07,000
day.

850
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:07,980
You do need to

851
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,600
medicate yourself

852
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,720
if you've actually run

853
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,740
foul of a few zombies,

854
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:14,800
the like.

855
00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:16,300
Get the herbs going.

856
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:17,950
And we can hear someone

857
00:32:17,950 --> 00:32:18,940
screaming,

858
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,100
help,

859
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,160
somewhere,

860
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,060
nearby.

861
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,720
We're going to get them.

862
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:25,660
Check the car.

863
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,180
Wrecked car is blocking the way.

864
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:28,880
Nothing in it.

865
00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:33,280
Nothing in it.

866
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,680
What we're going to do is

867
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,640
tactically bring these

868
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,220
absolute wretches

869
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,760
down here,

870
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,620
and then do a quick dodge

871
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:45,820
extraordinaire

872
00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:47,920
as they come down.

873
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,960
We'll lure them down.

874
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,080
This is all part of the speed

875
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:50,660
run tactic,

876
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,060
you see.

877
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,560
It's fight or flight,

878
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,820
and right now,

879
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:56,020
I'm in fucking flight mode.

880
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,880
Get off of me.

881
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,680
Nolan, thank you very much,

882
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,320
buddy.

883
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,160
Thank you very, very much.

884
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:04,440
Christopher Nolan of Batman

885
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,900
and Oppenheimer fame

886
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,100
tuning in.

887
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,340
Another friend of the stream

888
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,740
alongside,

889
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:12,980
as I said,

890
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:13,880
Arnie Schlott,

891
00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:15,530
who gave us a quick call

892
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:16,460
beforehand

893
00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:18,140
to say that he's been crying

894
00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:19,400
since dawn

895
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,560
in anticipation of this.

896
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,360
What about this lad here?

897
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,980
not liking that at all.

898
00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:26,320
He's not,

899
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,240
but he's going to get up.

900
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,280
You know he's going to get up.

901
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,480
It's like Michael Jackson's

902
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:34,680
thriller

903
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,540
all over again.

904
00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:37,560
Okay, so now I'm last.

905
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,200
I don't know what your controls

906
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,500
are,

907
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:40,540
but on the PlayStation Control,

908
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,720
hammering all the buttons

909
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,460
when you get grabbed

910
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:43,320
gets you out of the grabs

911
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:43,740
faster.

912
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:44,220
Hopefully.

913
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,480
Hopefully, Nigel.

914
00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:46,820
And it's great to have Nigel's

915
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:47,940
presence

916
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:51,700
in this situation room.

917
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,640
Drek and I go back through here.

918
00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:56,200
Because we heard someone

919
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,120
screaming.

920
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,280
I just don't want to get called

921
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:58,440
out

922
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,280
by these lads here.

923
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,100
Fuck yeah.

924
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,920
Caught between a rock

925
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,020
and a hard place here.

926
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,660
What's going on, Nigel?

927
00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:17,900
Trying to get a fucking speed

928
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:18,060
run

929
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:18,740
down here, buddy.

930
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,140
The entrance has been boarded

931
00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:22,860
up.

932
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:26,800
Rogers.

933
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,020
What's the crack, man?

934
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:32,540
Liam?

935
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:34,800
Liam?

936
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,240
That's Skodo Octavio.

937
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,080
Thank you very much.

938
00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:42,920
Maybe down here.

939
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,860
Let's have a look at the map.

940
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:49,700
Right.

941
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,300
That's locked.

942
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,160
That's all gone.

943
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:51,840
That's done.

944
00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:53,060
Oh, we haven't been down here.

945
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:53,980
We're going the right way.

946
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:54,640
Good stuff.

947
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,710
I just seen the message there

948
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:56,060
in IG.

949
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,380
Thanks very much.

950
00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,300
Yeah, slots tears.

951
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,520
He said there were so many

952
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:01,860
tears.

953
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:03,720
He needed a bowl

954
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:04,900
to collect them.

955
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,380
And then he poured that bowl

956
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,820
over the top of his head.

957
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,700
Which caused a real

958
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,680
cinematic glistening effect.

959
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:14,780
I'm hammering all the buttons

960
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:14,940
here

961
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:15,870
and that seems to have done the

962
00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:16,200
trick.

963
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,480
A cinematic glistening effect

964
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,840
on top of his skull.

965
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,010
Which he said he took a

966
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:23,840
photograph of.

967
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,860
And he's going to send that to

968
00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:26,020
us

969
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:27,140
later on once he's ran it

970
00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:27,780
through Photoshop

971
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,220
and added the correct filters.

972
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,560
He says he wants to add

973
00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:33,280
a filter to it

974
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,340
in order to accentuate that.

975
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,140
What's going on there?

976
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:37,520
I can hear

977
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,160
there's a bit of hullabaloo

978
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:39,640
going on

979
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,120
somewhere close by.

980
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,840
And it's a zombie fest

981
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,040
down there.

982
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,820
I can see Kendo's van.

983
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,040
Fuck's sake.

984
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:55,860
lovely stuff.

985
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:55,860
Lovely stuff.

986
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,080
Underneath the light.

987
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,220
And look at these streets.

988
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,520
These back alley streets.

989
00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,590
Do you know when I first seen

990
00:36:06,590 --> 00:36:07,000
this

991
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,020
I seen a mate playing it

992
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,410
and I was deciding whether or

993
00:36:09,410 --> 00:36:09,600
not

994
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,120
I should pester

995
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,840
my parents to get this game.

996
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,810
I thought this is exactly the

997
00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:17,840
same as fucking Leon

998
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,630
in the beginning running

999
00:36:18,630 --> 00:36:19,360
through Raccoon City

1000
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,280
which I liked

1001
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,800
but I just did not like

1002
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,840
the fact that they were

1003
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,360
they repeated it.

1004
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,130
You know I wanted something

1005
00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:25,580
different.

1006
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,240
Ultras will probably say

1007
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,920
nah you're wrong.

1008
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,520
Keep it in Raccoon City.

1009
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:37,860
We loved Raccoon City.

1010
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,640
The thing is lads

1011
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,660
you're obviously wrong.

1012
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:43,300
Oh fuck.

1013
00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,440
How did he get in there?

1014
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,080
And there's some bullies in

1015
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:49,660
there as well.

1016
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:50,360
She's limping.

1017
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:51,640
We're gonna have to take some

1018
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,300
herbs here.

1019
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:56,980
Get the fuck out of this.

1020
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:00,880
Let's combine you with that

1021
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,320
and use you like that.

1022
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:05,460
Not good lads.

1023
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:05,840
Not good.

1024
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:06,880
I'm gonna have to start fucking

1025
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,840
picking up the pace here

1026
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,340
because things are going tits

1027
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:09,480
up.

1028
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,400
So fast.

1029
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:11,500
It's so fast.

1030
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:22,510
Don't tell me I'm down a

1031
00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:22,920
fucking

1032
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,860
an alley I've already been down.

1033
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,820
I've been down here.

1034
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,620
Up here and to the right

1035
00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:29,780
and then through that door

1036
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:30,240
there.

1037
00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:31,940
Hang on.

1038
00:37:33,580 --> 00:37:34,660
Wasn't I just down here?

1039
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,240
I go through here.

1040
00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:40,920
That's locked.

1041
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:41,600
That's locked.

1042
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:43,560
And then it's back.

1043
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:45,500
They're back to the Kendo van

1044
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,120
room.

1045
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:47,860
The thing is

1046
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:48,720
I'm fucking

1047
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,720
confused there Nigel.

1048
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,120
I'm confused.

1049
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,310
It's a fucking rat race at the

1050
00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:54,580
moment.

1051
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,510
This is all part of the script

1052
00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:57,280
though.

1053
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,320
Don't you worry about that.

1054
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,700
The speed run is still well and

1055
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:00,160
truly on

1056
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,550
in a massive, massive, massive,

1057
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,100
massive, massive, massive way.

1058
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,080
Thank you.

1059
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,560
Balanar Santa.

1060
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:07,940
Thank you very, very much.

1061
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,690
I'm gonna try that room down

1062
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,020
there, look.

1063
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:17,520
I don't think I-

1064
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:17,740
Ooh!

1065
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,200
Ooh!

1066
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,400
UFOs,

1067
00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:26,840
sci-fi, a little bit of Conrad,

1068
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,640
thanks for the tip.

1069
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,150
You don't tend to think about

1070
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:30,520
the zombie community.

1071
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:31,860
Look at that.

1072
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:34,300
Sidestepped him.

1073
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,240
Pure sidestepped him.

1074
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:43,160
Who the fuck is this now?

1075
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,120
Oh, we-

1076
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,760
And we've got an explosion

1077
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,260
barrel

1078
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,870
very generously left in the

1079
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:50,700
path.

1080
00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:55,160
Just gotta wait for

1081
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,660
Michael Jackson's triller

1082
00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:59,520
to kick off right here.

1083
00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:00,680
Look at this.

1084
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,280
Little do they know

1085
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,520
that they've entered a realm of

1086
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,400
death.

1087
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,700
That's it, lads. Come closer.

1088
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,360
I've got a present for you.

1089
00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:10,380
It's a Christmas barrel.

1090
00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:11,680
Do you like Christmas?

1091
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,720
Christmas is cancelled, lads.

1092
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:16,480
Christmas is cancelled.

1093
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,360
What about ye back there, the

1094
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,360
stragglers?

1095
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,360
Do you want a taste of lead?

1096
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,220
What about you?

1097
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:26,220
What about you?

1098
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,900
Woman cop.

1099
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,080
Gonzo.

1100
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,240
Chaos cop.

1101
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,360
And a couple of reddies as well,

1102
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,780
which we could've used.

1103
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:41,610
Could've really used those on

1104
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:43,260
those herbs earlier on.

1105
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:46,580
I'm gonna just leave that there

1106
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,020
and then leave a slot,

1107
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,600
an Arnie slot,

1108
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,960
free for any potential pickuppables

1109
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,270
that we may encounter along the

1110
00:39:53,270 --> 00:39:53,620
way.

1111
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,230
It's been bound tight with rope

1112
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:56,200
and won't open.

1113
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,760
The rope seems to be soaked

1114
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,460
with oil.

1115
00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:02,800
So we need our lighter.

1116
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:04,280
I mean,

1117
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,280
anybody worth their salt

1118
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,120
would just get a piece of

1119
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,260
fucking paper

1120
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:10,420
or wood or something,

1121
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:11,630
light it off the flaming

1122
00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:12,960
corpses of the deceased

1123
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,240
and then lay siege to the rope.

1124
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:15,720
But I mean,

1125
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,160
that would be too easy, wouldn't

1126
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,660
it?

1127
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,620
That would just be too easy.

1128
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,800
Go to the bar.

1129
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,240
Drew, how are you getting on?

1130
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,910
A new contender enters the

1131
00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:30,320
scene

1132
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,760
of people helping me play the

1133
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,200
game.

1134
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,760
It's always welcome.

1135
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:35,080
Always welcome.

1136
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,500
Even though I know what I'm

1137
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,080
doing.

1138
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,080
Go to the bar.

1139
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,240
Go to the bar.

1140
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,600
Up here, take a right,

1141
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,940
down the alleyway job,

1142
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,220
and then the bar is somewhere

1143
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:47,940
around there,

1144
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:48,280
I'd say.

1145
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,140
Go down the steps here when you

1146
00:40:50,140 --> 00:40:50,460
see them

1147
00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,120
in this room.

1148
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:52,180
Okay.

1149
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:57,680
in this zone.

1150
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,020
I'm gonna,

1151
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,560
I'm gonna let you off with that.

1152
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,580
It's not a room, Nigel,

1153
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:01,760
but,

1154
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,480
but,

1155
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:03,960
what you're saying is good

1156
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,560
stuff.

1157
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,160
But I'm gonna let you off with

1158
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:06,920
that one.

1159
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:10,760
Have I,

1160
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:12,000
have I been here before?

1161
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:12,300
Look,

1162
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:13,760
I can remember the old hopscotch

1163
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,180
here.

1164
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,300
Maybe down in here.

1165
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:22,400
Oh no,

1166
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:23,460
I saw that on the demo

1167
00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,360
at the beginning of the game.

1168
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,880
Thought I'd been there,

1169
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:28,950
but I'd only been there in a

1170
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:29,300
demo.

1171
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,160
Here we are.

1172
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:32,020
Haha.

1173
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,320
Stupid stuff.

1174
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,060
And is it Chris?

1175
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,380
Looks different.

1176
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,460
Just let him deal with it.

1177
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,300
Let him deal with it.

1178
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,380
Look at the camouflage pants.

1179
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,900
DPM camo pants.

1180
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,460
No use to ya.

1181
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:56,720
No use.

1182
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:11,390
There's no escape from this

1183
00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:24,200
hell we're living in.

1184
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,740
It'd be great if they cut it

1185
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:26,060
into

1186
00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:27,960
a musical like that.

1187
00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:29,790
Resident Evil Nemesis the

1188
00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:30,420
Musical

1189
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:31,940
mod for the game.

1190
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,360
And we've got the lighter.

1191
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:36,540
We can burn down

1192
00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:38,680
that wretched rag,

1193
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,760
which is fucking

1194
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,350
preventing us from moving

1195
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:42,100
onwards.

1196
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,180
An old pinball machine.

1197
00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,750
No time for those crazy games

1198
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:47,560
now, Jill.

1199
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:49,530
I was hoping for a bit of

1200
00:42:49,530 --> 00:42:50,960
follow-up text

1201
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,800
that said something like,

1202
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,110
I haven't got time to play this

1203
00:42:54,110 --> 00:42:54,480
now.

1204
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:56,580
Thank you very much,

1205
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,300
Stoutlord,

1206
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,060
and Harvey Norman,

1207
00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:03,020
and Edward Van Hobbes III of Corky.

1208
00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:06,460
Counterpoint.

1209
00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:09,160
Clock tower postcard.

1210
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:10,440
Maybe a reference to the old

1211
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,680
horror game clock tower.

1212
00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:13,760
A picture postcard of a clock

1213
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,500
tower.

1214
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:20,240
The following explanation is

1215
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,620
printed on the backside.

1216
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,440
A landmark spot.

1217
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,040
St. Michael clock tower.

1218
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:29,770
You've taken the clock tower

1219
00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:31,040
postcard.

1220
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:32,520
Is my volume too loud?

1221
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,880
Or, uh...

1222
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,600
What about for the bits when I'm

1223
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,380
really shouting?

1224
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,140
Is it too loud?

1225
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:37,880
Or is it fine?

1226
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,020
Mickey's clock.

1227
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:42,500
St. Michael of Arimathea.

1228
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,480
St. Michael of Dunn's stores.

1229
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,080
Or is it St. Bernard?

1230
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,200
We don't know.

1231
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:48,030
Thank you very much for letting

1232
00:43:48,030 --> 00:43:48,360
me know.

1233
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,360
It's grand, grand, grand, grand.

1234
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:49,780
Good stuff.

1235
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:53,220
Will you take the hand-bone gullets?

1236
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:53,980
Of course.

1237
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,500
When have I never

1238
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,180
wanted those fucking bullets?

1239
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,160
Are you joking me?

1240
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,480
Automatically put it into my satchel

1241
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:00,980
now.

1242
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:04,770
Thank you very much there, Rusty

1243
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:06,060
Bullet.

1244
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,140
And 9 to 4.

1245
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,820
Very, very kind of you there

1246
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:11,580
for your tip.

1247
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,630
Could you make this with a deep

1248
00:44:13,630 --> 00:44:15,720
vein of equestrian tunage?

1249
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,280
It sounds good, man.

1250
00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:17,940
I just...

1251
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,320
I can't be going onto videos

1252
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,600
and looking at YouTube videos

1253
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,220
right now.

1254
00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:22,520
Because...

1255
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:22,760
Why?

1256
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,320
Because the sink is full

1257
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,000
of dirty dishes and glasses.

1258
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,950
And I also think I'm going to

1259
00:44:27,950 --> 00:44:28,980
re-appropriate...

1260
00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:30,730
Because the fucking sink is

1261
00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:31,020
full.

1262
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:34,160
For any other future situation

1263
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,060
where I'm frustrated

1264
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:36,700
and someone's just pushing me

1265
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:37,660
to the...

1266
00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:38,880
I'm getting it in the neck.

1267
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,060
I'm going to say to them,

1268
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:42,160
The fucking sink is full.

1269
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,420
Instead of,

1270
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,520
I've had it up to here.

1271
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:45,660
Or would you just leave me

1272
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:46,140
alone?

1273
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,340
What about in here?

1274
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,640
It's a good analogy.

1275
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:55,100
Blackjack Club.

1276
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,900
Listen to that tune.

1277
00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:08,180
Let's go back in there.

1278
00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,540
We don't want to deal with him.

1279
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,560
Am I right in saying

1280
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,780
I should fucking go back

1281
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:14,860
to the rag on the door?

1282
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:16,640
Raggy Omar.

1283
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,740
Anguish Panda.

1284
00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:19,880
Thank you very much.

1285
00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:21,800
So, so, so, so, so kind of you.

1286
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:24,600
Shall I go back to fucking

1287
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,320
Brian Eno's raggy door

1288
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,020
with the lighter?

1289
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,060
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1290
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:28,980
It's no harm.

1291
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:29,860
You can burn the rope on the

1292
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,300
door now.

1293
00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:31,100
Yes, good stuff.

1294
00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:33,720
It's great to have ultras

1295
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,060
watching,

1296
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:36,800
knowing that they don't play

1297
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,360
the game

1298
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,680
as good as me,

1299
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,060
but still willing

1300
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:42,440
to throw their two cent

1301
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,560
into the fucking mix.

1302
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,500
It's beautiful, lads.

1303
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,760
It really is.

1304
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,960
I'm going to go out on a limb

1305
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,180
and say you're beautiful as

1306
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:52,580
well.

1307
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,360
And this music is fantastic.

1308
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:58,060
There's a square hole,

1309
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,420
and we need to get the right

1310
00:45:59,420 --> 00:45:59,680
tool

1311
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,980
or implement to open that.

1312
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,540
It's all logical.

1313
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,020
Johnny Logic over here, look,

1314
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,050
doing the fucking two-hand

1315
00:46:08,050 --> 00:46:08,540
shuffle.

1316
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:10,040
Get away from me, you attacker.

1317
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,190
You should be fucking brought

1318
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:12,480
out

1319
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,760
in a hung-drawn quarter,

1320
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,260
but I've got no time to deal

1321
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:15,640
with you.

1322
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,140
I think I go down here.

1323
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,840
No, no, I go down there.

1324
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:19,400
I turn left.

1325
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,660
You saw him with the hands out.

1326
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:24,580
He was about to get a bit

1327
00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:25,740
fucking handsy with me.

1328
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,700
Little Zeno.

1329
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:30,060
I'm packing a fucking 12-gauge,

1330
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,220
a 9,

1331
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,860
and a knife.

1332
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,580
Knife after dark.

1333
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,200
Here we go.

1334
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,000
Combine your lighter fluid,

1335
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:42,700
I imagine,

1336
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,360
with the lighter.

1337
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,280
Let's use.

1338
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:52,200
And do we go after that red

1339
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,580
herb now?

1340
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:55,120
We'll leave it.

1341
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,740
Shame the lighter doesn't go

1342
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,160
into that

1343
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,290
little extra slot for special

1344
00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:00,780
items.

1345
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:01,900
We have to carry it around.

1346
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,060
And look at that fast reload.

1347
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,380
And we can hear the hounds of

1348
00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:06,620
hell

1349
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:07,520
are about to kick off,

1350
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:09,440
so we'll just keep sketch.

1351
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,140
Get ready.

1352
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,060
Maybe it's best to take the...

1353
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:14,210
No, wait until we've been

1354
00:47:14,210 --> 00:47:14,700
attacked

1355
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:15,730
before we take the 8th spray

1356
00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:16,120
again.

1357
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,020
All we know is that

1358
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:19,540
we've no save states on this.

1359
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,540
So we don't want a fucking...

1360
00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:22,880
We don't want a situation

1361
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,620
where we're having to go

1362
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:25,480
all the way back to that.

1363
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:26,720
Otherwise, I will cry.

1364
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,680
Because it's not a save state.

1365
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:29,640
I should have played it on...

1366
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,060
I'm realizing now...

1367
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,780
I should have played it on an

1368
00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:33,400
emulator,

1369
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,380
and not...

1370
00:47:34,380 --> 00:47:34,920
Oh!

1371
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,040
And not this.

1372
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:37,680
Get the fuck away from me, you.

1373
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,200
You should be in a home.

1374
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:42,580
Niall!

1375
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,540
Thank you very, very much.

1376
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,840
Oh, thank God for that.

1377
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,820
Oh!

1378
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:53,000
Oh!

1379
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,580
Just hearing that

1380
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,340
safe, reassuring sound

1381
00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:04,020
known as the Resident Evil 3

1382
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,420
save room theme

1383
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:08,260
makes me feel just a little bit

1384
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:08,620
safer

1385
00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:10,160
than I was before.

1386
00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:12,940
And thank you very much there,

1387
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,860
Mr. Gobbles,

1388
00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:16,180
for the tip,

1389
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:18,240
and none other than El Zicho.

1390
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,420
Niall says,

1391
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,480
I never played this one.

1392
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,240
Is it worth playing the

1393
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:22,720
original?

1394
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,400
I don't mind the graphics,

1395
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:25,500
in parentheses,

1396
00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:27,960
or would playing the remake

1397
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,920
be the way to go?

1398
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,500
If you played the fucking

1399
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:33,240
original now,

1400
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:33,520
Niall,

1401
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,420
and I think you're...

1402
00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:36,240
I think you're sound,

1403
00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:37,830
but I don't think you're able

1404
00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:38,500
for it, man.

1405
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,280
I think you need to go remake.

1406
00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,440
Actually, no, don't.

1407
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:43,490
Because I tried playing the

1408
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:43,800
remake

1409
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,420
a few years ago,

1410
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,480
and I'm fucking shit.

1411
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,540
Maybe it's good,

1412
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,160
but I was...

1413
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:47,840
I didn't like it.

1414
00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,200
I didn't even get through it.

1415
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,330
So I would go with the original,

1416
00:48:51,330 --> 00:48:52,000
right?

1417
00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:53,520
But don't be expecting

1418
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,520
any big pizzazz.

1419
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:57,540
Get a good emulator.

1420
00:48:58,140 --> 00:48:59,020
Get it fucking running.

1421
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:00,520
Yeah?

1422
00:49:00,740 --> 00:49:02,020
If you like your save states,

1423
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,460
get your emulator...

1424
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:05,780
Get your duck station going.

1425
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,180
Get your EPSX,

1426
00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:09,060
or whatever the fuck it is.

1427
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,240
Do a little Google beforehand.

1428
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,860
I spent an hour and a half,

1429
00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:15,600
two hours,

1430
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:16,980
pulling out my fucking hair,

1431
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,100
trying to install this.

1432
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,640
With the mods,

1433
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:20,320
earlier on.

1434
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,210
I had to go and locate my

1435
00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:23,400
original Japanese

1436
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,340
copy of the game,

1437
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:24,980
which I bought,

1438
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:25,500
and purchased,

1439
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,120
and owned.

1440
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:28,140
This isn't an illegal operation

1441
00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:28,600
I'm running.

1442
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:29,400
Okay?

1443
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,940
I'm a fucking speed runner.

1444
00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:34,300
I do things by the book.

1445
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,660
And in some cases,

1446
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,140
I tear the book up,

1447
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:39,200
or throw it on the fire,

1448
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,830
and then rewrite the fucking

1449
00:49:40,830 --> 00:49:41,360
book.

1450
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,190
That's exactly what I'm reading

1451
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:44,520
from right now, Niall.

1452
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,240
But for a novice like you,

1453
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,560
get ready for the big surprise.

1454
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:54,380
Thank you.

1455
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:56,480
Oh.

1456
00:49:59,220 --> 00:49:59,660
Ah.

1457
00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:01,600
Darren Mack.

1458
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,820
As I live and breathe.

1459
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,660
Thank you very much.

1460
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,480
And Mossy, as well.

1461
00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:09,500
So, so, so, so,

1462
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,160
bloody fucking kind of y'all.

1463
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,280
It's just unbelievable.

1464
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,750
Stuart Sheffey's in there, as

1465
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:15,220
well.

1466
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,220
Let's get our, um...

1467
00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:18,610
What are we gonna go through

1468
00:50:18,610 --> 00:50:19,080
here?

1469
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:19,840
Are we gonna...

1470
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,650
Are we gonna make shotgun

1471
00:50:21,650 --> 00:50:22,200
shells

1472
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,500
with our reload tool?

1473
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:24,950
Are we gonna stick with the

1474
00:50:24,950 --> 00:50:26,140
handgun bullets?

1475
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,580
I'm gonna throw this one to ye.

1476
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,200
Confer.

1477
00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:31,260
Blackboard jungle.

1478
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:31,920
Confer.

1479
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,400
Conrad says shotgun.

1480
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,320
I'm glad you said it,

1481
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,480
because that's what I want.

1482
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:43,420
Still getting used to the keybines

1483
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:44,420
here.

1484
00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:47,960
Right, so gunpowder B.

1485
00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:49,620
Isn't that it?

1486
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:51,680
Combine that with our yolk.

1487
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,400
That'll give us...

1488
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,740
I'm just fine and dandy.

1489
00:50:57,460 --> 00:50:58,040
Are you sure?

1490
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:58,580
Are you sure?

1491
00:50:58,920 --> 00:50:59,720
I'm okay.

1492
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:02,140
Piss...

1493
00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:03,340
What a great piss head from

1494
00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:03,960
Shenmue.

1495
00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:05,780
They really nailed the essence

1496
00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:07,720
of a piss head

1497
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,720
in such...

1498
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,980
an acute manner in 1998...

1499
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,280
or 99 on the Dreamcast.

1500
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:13,840
Thank you.

1501
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:15,560
Thank you very, very much.

1502
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:16,840
Matty C.

1503
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,500
That's not you, Matty.

1504
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,730
It's just one of those like

1505
00:51:23,730 --> 00:51:24,960
Middle Eastern style

1506
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,000
celebrations like Saddam used

1507
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,510
to do on the balcony of his

1508
00:51:28,510 --> 00:51:29,880
tacky gold house.

1509
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:32,760
You'd often wonder, do those

1510
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,630
bullets eventually come down

1511
00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:38,700
and land with some velocity?

1512
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,920
I doubt they even fucking cared

1513
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,340
out there.

1514
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:44,620
I doubt they even cared.

1515
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,920
General Thomas Franco, thank

1516
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:46,660
you very much.

1517
00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:48,880
It was probably an honor to be

1518
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,630
killed by one of Saddam's

1519
00:51:50,630 --> 00:51:52,880
celebratory bullet sprays from

1520
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,900
a balcony.

1521
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,160
And if you complained, well,

1522
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,910
you know what would have

1523
00:51:57,910 --> 00:51:59,600
fucking happened?

1524
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:01,460
General Thomas Frank, thank you

1525
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,240
very much.

1526
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,920
DJ Chalky Peanuts, look, let's

1527
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,440
get the speed run back in town,

1528
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,260
yeah?

1529
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,240
Oh, what have I done?

1530
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,300
That's good, that's good.

1531
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:11,320
That's good.

1532
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,300
And we'll make some more of

1533
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:12,940
these as well.

1534
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:19,260
And then back to our celebratory

1535
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:21,380
chest unit.

1536
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:23,420
Put the lighter in there, we're

1537
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:25,230
not going to need it, I don't

1538
00:52:25,230 --> 00:52:25,900
think.

1539
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:26,740
Put that in there.

1540
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,900
Then we'll take out our sensual

1541
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:32,840
ink ribbon.

1542
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,640
And sign on the dotted line.

1543
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,620
So far, so good.

1544
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:40,240
So juicy.

1545
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,920
It's 52 minutes into the run.

1546
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,920
Let's see how we get on.

1547
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:45,180
You can knock off a few minutes

1548
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:47,170
because there's been a few

1549
00:52:47,170 --> 00:52:49,800
altercations with the controls,

1550
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,820
you know?

1551
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,200
Let's overwrite.

1552
00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:55,260
Let's overwrite.

1553
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:57,100
I'm feeling bullish about the

1554
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,710
overwritten nature of our

1555
00:52:58,710 --> 00:52:59,660
scripture.

1556
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,780
Do you need three weapons on

1557
00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:05,140
you?

1558
00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:06,950
Well, that's the eternal

1559
00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:09,240
question, isn't it, Libra?

1560
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,540
What would you do?

1561
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,580
Or what would Jesus do?

1562
00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:15,690
I suppose he wouldn't even be

1563
00:53:15,690 --> 00:53:16,120
armed.

1564
00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:18,880
He'd just use godly powers.

1565
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:22,400
But there was nothing in the

1566
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,060
Bible about him actually using

1567
00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:25,700
the powers to fucking vanquish

1568
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:26,440
enemies.

1569
00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:28,420
Which you should have done.

1570
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:29,980
Do you know what?

1571
00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:31,490
It's alright making loaves and

1572
00:53:31,490 --> 00:53:32,870
fishes and turning water into

1573
00:53:32,870 --> 00:53:33,340
wine.

1574
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,980
But at the end of the day,

1575
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,380
should have just like,

1576
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,540
burst

1577
00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:40,020
off of the fucking cross

1578
00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:41,240
and then started machine gunning

1579
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:41,760
everyone.

1580
00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:42,900
Invented a gun.

1581
00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:44,320
I would have done that.

1582
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,440
But you can't,

1583
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,460
we can't all be there.

1584
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,420
So we'll put the knife away

1585
00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:49,980
anyway

1586
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:50,990
because I don't think it's

1587
00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:51,360
gonna,

1588
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,380
yeah, get rid of the knife.

1589
00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:56,620
And shells.

1590
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:57,890
Should we keep the fucking

1591
00:53:57,890 --> 00:53:58,440
shells?

1592
00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:01,980
Yeah, I would have made a

1593
00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:04,500
futuristic weapon

1594
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,160
because the gun wasn't invented

1595
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:06,440
then

1596
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,320
and then fired the 30 pieces of

1597
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:08,760
silver

1598
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,680
which Judas Iscariot,

1599
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,520
Iscariots of fire,

1600
00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:14,440
sold me out for.

1601
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,500
I would have gone looking for,

1602
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,460
for Judas at the end of,

1603
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:19,530
after getting rid of all the

1604
00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:19,940
Romans,

1605
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,100
fucking Pontius Pilate,

1606
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:24,600
all those other crowd.

1607
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,720
And then I would have gone for,

1608
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,040
it would have been Judas.

1609
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,700
Retribution.

1610
00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,300
I would have fired

1611
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:36,080
the 30 pieces of fucking silver

1612
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:36,640
back at him.

1613
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,640
What did Judas,

1614
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,100
what did,

1615
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:40,590
was there anything made of

1616
00:54:40,590 --> 00:54:41,060
Judas

1617
00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:41,700
after that?

1618
00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:41,960
Did he,

1619
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:42,540
did what,

1620
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,820
what did he use the money for?

1621
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,060
30 pieces of silver,

1622
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,080
a lot of money in,

1623
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:48,180
in that case.

1624
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:49,640
He would have,

1625
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,360
bought a house,

1626
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,500
chilled out, man.

1627
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,740
right,

1628
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,620
sorry,

1629
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,890
I'm just getting sidetracked

1630
00:54:57,890 --> 00:54:58,140
here

1631
00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:58,720
from the speedrun.

1632
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,630
What we'll do is we'll put that

1633
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,060
in there,

1634
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:00,680
shotgun shells,

1635
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,780
we've saved the fucking thing.

1636
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:02,760
We've saved it.

1637
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:03,710
I'm gonna keep the shotgun

1638
00:55:03,710 --> 00:55:04,300
shells on me.

1639
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:05,790
Feeling bullish on those

1640
00:55:05,790 --> 00:55:06,960
shotgun shells.

1641
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,000
next thing's next.

1642
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:14,120
Avoid the flaming hounds of

1643
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,100
hell.

1644
00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:18,740
What about that?

1645
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,000
Uh,

1646
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:21,100
Nige,

1647
00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:21,660
or,

1648
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,460
uh,

1649
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:23,260
fucking,

1650
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:24,540
Liam,

1651
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,740
or anybody who knows me there.

1652
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,620
What's the situation there?

1653
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,280
Do I turn left?

1654
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,250
Because I don't want to fight

1655
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:30,780
these dogs.

1656
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,880
I just want to turn left

1657
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,820
and go through that door.

1658
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,100
It says it's open.

1659
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,340
Shall I go through that door

1660
00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:36,080
to the left there?

1661
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:37,220
Go in the little gate.

1662
00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:38,760
The one closest to me there,

1663
00:55:38,820 --> 00:55:39,020
Nige.

1664
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:41,100
Nige,

1665
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:41,300
two,

1666
00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:41,400
two,

1667
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:41,620
two.

1668
00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:44,680
I said you were 22 there before,

1669
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:46,410
but I didn't see the additional

1670
00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:46,840
two.

1671
00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:47,540
Good stuff.

1672
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:48,800
Here we go.

1673
00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:51,040
Let's go Judas Iscariot on this.

1674
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,840
Iscariots of fire,

1675
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:54,660
as I said before,

1676
00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:56,020
and we've got an Iscariot on

1677
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,020
fire right there.

1678
00:55:58,960 --> 00:55:59,480
Books,

1679
00:56:01,060 --> 00:56:02,120
raccoon bus line,

1680
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:03,260
Burger Kong,

1681
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:04,300
it says.

1682
00:56:07,060 --> 00:56:08,900
I'd love a green herb

1683
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:11,900
at this stage.

1684
00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:13,120
Uptown Funk,

1685
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,860
brought to you in association

1686
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:16,880
with Bruno Mars.

1687
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:29,280
Now we've got a burst water

1688
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:29,640
main.

1689
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,990
And the Raccoon City Police

1690
00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:31,620
Department,

1691
00:56:31,940 --> 00:56:33,260
very close by.

1692
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,520
It's a broken hydrant.

1693
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,700
Uptown Funk,

1694
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:41,600
go and give it to you.

1695
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,100
Uptown Funk,

1696
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:43,960
go and give it to you.

1697
00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:45,460
Uptown Funk,

1698
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,300
go and give it to you.

1699
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:47,680
Don't believe me,

1700
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:47,680
don't believe me,

1701
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:48,400
just wash.

1702
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:50,440
Don't believe me,

1703
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,180
just wash.

1704
00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:52,940
Don't believe me,

1705
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,740
just wash.

1706
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:56,380
Straight into the jail.

1707
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:58,570
And we all know about this

1708
00:56:58,570 --> 00:56:59,340
place,

1709
00:56:59,400 --> 00:56:59,780
don't we?

1710
00:57:00,620 --> 00:57:01,480
Crazy scenes.

1711
00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:03,160
How's he still going?

1712
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,000
Brad Vickers.

1713
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:09,780
haha stay to that lad brad vickers

1714
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,220
he

1715
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:20,160
he can talk look bless his

1716
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:28,100
little cotton socks he's got

1717
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,060
enough of a brain to be able to

1718
00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:30,580
say stuff

1719
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:33,390
fight with the monster enter

1720
00:57:33,390 --> 00:57:35,310
the police station no enter the

1721
00:57:35,310 --> 00:57:37,460
police station fuck that as if

1722
00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:37,620
you're

1723
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,690
gonna get the out of that run

1724
00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:41,850
or it was a cutscene i thought

1725
00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:43,830
it was me as if you're gonna

1726
00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:44,660
select fight

1727
00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:47,290
the monster as if he's as if he's

1728
00:57:47,290 --> 00:57:49,740
able to stay outside i'm glad

1729
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:52,180
he i'm glad he is i'm glad he

1730
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:54,680
can't get him and you'd miss

1731
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,590
the old resident evil 2 uh main

1732
00:57:58,590 --> 00:58:00,900
hall theme

1733
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:04,450
wouldn't you or am i on my own

1734
00:58:04,450 --> 00:58:06,500
and saying that

1735
00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:08,450
oh fuck should have just

1736
00:58:08,450 --> 00:58:10,900
combined why didn't i combine

1737
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:13,120
does it even matter if i take

1738
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,020
two herbs

1739
00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:15,780
one after the other is it the

1740
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:17,280
exact same as if you just

1741
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,740
combine the two herbs

1742
00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:22,780
who knows who knows he drops

1743
00:58:22,780 --> 00:58:24,990
stuff for a weapon or something

1744
00:58:24,990 --> 00:58:27,860
if you fight him okay i'll know

1745
00:58:27,860 --> 00:58:28,180
that

1746
00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:30,050
for next time i just yeah didn't

1747
00:58:30,050 --> 00:58:31,620
know that now you know it's

1748
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:33,140
completely blocked off

1749
00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:36,060
take two herbs in the morning i

1750
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:38,340
take two herbs at night

1751
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:40,450
i take two herbs in the

1752
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:42,860
afternoon statue of the flying

1753
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:45,140
goddess is looking all right

1754
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,130
i take two herbs in time of

1755
00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:50,680
peace too in time of war i take

1756
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,900
two herbs before i take two

1757
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,740
herbs and then i take two more

1758
00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:00,840
smoke cigarettes till the day

1759
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,740
she died took a big took a big

1760
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:08,040
of some good sense of yeah and

1761
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:08,740
you see the way

1762
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,070
it's a completely and utterly

1763
00:59:11,070 --> 00:59:12,890
censored stream can't make any

1764
00:59:12,890 --> 00:59:14,720
drug references on this stream

1765
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,460
i'm afraid

1766
00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:17,710
that's burnt into the youtube

1767
00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:19,600
algo right now the police

1768
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,380
station map fuck it why not

1769
00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:23,940
yeah go on yeah yes go on yeah

1770
00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:26,860
and what about this you need a

1771
00:59:26,860 --> 00:59:29,660
card i could operate if i had

1772
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:34,170
the stars card any ribbons for

1773
00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:34,820
us no

1774
00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:39,090
eddie ribbons was looking for

1775
00:59:39,090 --> 00:59:42,410
you what about in here is will

1776
00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:46,010
smith in here he he always

1777
00:59:46,010 --> 00:59:47,300
reminded me of

1778
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,950
will smith this book men in

1779
00:59:48,950 --> 00:59:50,770
black was out at the same time

1780
00:59:50,770 --> 00:59:52,520
so it was like it really made

1781
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,300
sense he had

1782
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,220
the same buzz cut as will smith

1783
00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:56,990
but he didn't sound like him

1784
00:59:56,990 --> 00:59:58,590
let's just give this guy a

1785
00:59:58,590 --> 01:00:00,020
taste of his own

1786
01:00:00,020 --> 01:00:09,950
medicine right here look nearly

1787
01:00:09,950 --> 01:00:11,460
made myself get

1788
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:14,100
i won't be making too much i'll

1789
01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:16,220
be a bit liberal with the

1790
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,870
zombie noises but i won't go as

1791
01:00:18,870 --> 01:00:19,620
hard on

1792
01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:20,960
it because i nearly made myself

1793
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:21,460
sick there

1794
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:28,330
and a great party was had there

1795
01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:31,110
unfortunately it went tits up

1796
01:00:31,110 --> 01:00:33,780
the whole party went tits up

1797
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:34,340
when some

1798
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,120
stupid idiot in a mansion

1799
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,270
decided to fucking blow up and

1800
01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:40,400
release a load of zombies into

1801
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,620
the atmosphere

1802
01:00:44,660 --> 01:00:47,740
lovely zombies lovely stars

1803
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:50,980
staff room lovely atmosphere

1804
01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:56,980
there he is here comes the men

1805
01:00:56,980 --> 01:01:00,740
in black man black

1806
01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:06,320
on offer till december so that's

1807
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,130
the wrong way i came in that

1808
01:01:09,130 --> 01:01:12,820
way go around here his name's

1809
01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:13,300
marvin

1810
01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:16,960
i forgot that he must have been

1811
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,630
getting jiggy with it because

1812
01:01:19,630 --> 01:01:21,540
he's on the floor now

1813
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,780
and this is where i should have

1814
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:27,120
kept the knife for little

1815
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,990
situations like this yeah yeah

1816
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,620
yeah yeah yeah

1817
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,850
resident toy boy thank you very

1818
01:01:36,850 --> 01:01:42,500
much jeremy kyle's comment to

1819
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:45,780
that that lady in costa

1820
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:48,270
sounds so shit when you say it

1821
01:01:48,270 --> 01:01:50,160
as well jeremy kyle's comment

1822
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,880
to the lady in costa you got so

1823
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:53,620
i buy

1824
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,380
a blue gem

1825
01:01:59,780 --> 01:01:59,710
it's just it's all coming

1826
01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:02,500
together now it's lovely when

1827
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:05,180
there's a blue a blue jewel or

1828
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,180
a blue gem

1829
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:10,210
a la code veronica which i

1830
01:02:10,210 --> 01:02:12,000
think maybe with subsequent

1831
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,790
game after this it was called

1832
01:02:13,790 --> 01:02:14,500
veronica

1833
01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:16,940
which i got for the playstation

1834
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:18,980
2 just after 9 11

1835
01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:22,750
just after 9 11 and i even

1836
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:26,370
supplemented that by buying a

1837
01:02:26,370 --> 01:02:29,780
uh the copy of flight simulator

1838
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:32,580
no i don't have the number here

1839
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:35,330
flight simulator because i

1840
01:02:35,330 --> 01:02:37,780
wanted to see whether or not

1841
01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:39,420
it was easy to commandeer a

1842
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:41,390
airplane after that because on

1843
01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:43,160
the news at the time they were

1844
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:43,860
all saying

1845
01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:45,010
it's very easy to do you know

1846
01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:46,310
and these these guys would have

1847
01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:48,100
learned through flight simulators

1848
01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:48,260
and

1849
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:50,410
stuff like that the reality is

1850
01:02:50,410 --> 01:02:52,490
how could you really fucking

1851
01:02:52,490 --> 01:02:54,820
navigate your way to manhattan

1852
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:56,100
you'd need

1853
01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:57,980
some sort of fucking extra

1854
01:02:57,980 --> 01:03:00,220
train in the flight simulator i

1855
01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:02,550
think the graphics the graphics

1856
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:03,940
weren't there yet

1857
01:03:03,940 --> 01:03:07,510
yeah the graphics weren't there

1858
01:03:07,510 --> 01:03:10,960
but surprisingly when i did try

1859
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,860
to play it i was on a windows

1860
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:14,740
98

1861
01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:17,300
packard bell pc and it was the

1862
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:19,970
earliest uh iterate one of the

1863
01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:23,290
earliest iterations of my microsoft

1864
01:03:23,290 --> 01:03:24,020
flight

1865
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:26,540
simulator and the graphics were

1866
01:03:26,540 --> 01:03:28,570
cat yeah it was just like it

1867
01:03:28,570 --> 01:03:30,620
seems to know it was really

1868
01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:32,020
crap looking the

1869
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,960
city itself wasn't rendered at

1870
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,590
all but it did have the twin

1871
01:03:35,590 --> 01:03:37,440
towers right i can't remember

1872
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,180
getting it

1873
01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:39,720
to work for because the pc i

1874
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,190
had was so not that i would

1875
01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:42,870
have crashed into them i just

1876
01:03:42,870 --> 01:03:43,940
wanted to see

1877
01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:45,490
what the fucking lay the land

1878
01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:47,110
was whether or not they had the

1879
01:03:47,110 --> 01:03:48,520
whether or not they had the

1880
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,380
capability it

1881
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:51,320
was a journalistic kind of line

1882
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,040
of inquiry even at that age i

1883
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,520
was i was i was wanting to

1884
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,540
crack the code

1885
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,690
of 911 as we all were but you

1886
01:03:57,690 --> 01:03:59,630
know it was a fucking nasty bit

1887
01:03:59,630 --> 01:04:01,490
of business and still to this

1888
01:04:01,490 --> 01:04:02,100
day you

1889
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:04,480
know we're thinking about it

1890
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,470
let's go in here and i love

1891
01:04:06,470 --> 01:04:08,690
that music it's it's the old

1892
01:04:08,690 --> 01:04:10,500
resi 2 music as well

1893
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:12,430
that said nile if you're still

1894
01:04:12,430 --> 01:04:14,500
watching thanks very much paddy

1895
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,350
the daddy there and kalinsky

1896
01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:17,140
for the tip

1897
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:19,010
uh if you're still watching

1898
01:04:19,010 --> 01:04:20,510
definitely play the first ones

1899
01:04:20,510 --> 01:04:22,000
don't play the remakes because

1900
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:22,580
they did

1901
01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:24,520
away with the music you won't

1902
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,540
get that original definitely

1903
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:28,180
play the originals man

1904
01:04:30,740 --> 01:04:30,730
definitely you need to you need

1905
01:04:30,730 --> 01:04:33,090
to experience the flavor but

1906
01:04:33,090 --> 01:04:35,550
you need to really understand

1907
01:04:35,550 --> 01:04:36,660
that you're

1908
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:38,660
going back in time it's exactly

1909
01:04:38,660 --> 01:04:40,200
the way i just described

1910
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,890
playing microsoft flight

1911
01:04:41,890 --> 01:04:43,460
simulator which at that

1912
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:45,080
stage have been released a long

1913
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,580
time before and i was playing

1914
01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:47,760
on a crap it's not a nice

1915
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,660
experience at

1916
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:50,330
all unless you're doing a speed

1917
01:04:50,330 --> 01:04:52,160
unless you're professional like

1918
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,770
me and you're doing a speed run

1919
01:04:53,770 --> 01:04:54,420
like this

1920
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,310
you're putting jewels in boxes

1921
01:04:56,310 --> 01:04:58,060
you're getting your fucking

1922
01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:59,670
reload tool out and you're

1923
01:04:59,670 --> 01:05:00,820
making shit happen

1924
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:03,570
then you're not going to enjoy

1925
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:05,990
it but i don't know man it's

1926
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:08,520
just a dick give it a lash and

1927
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,620
see how you get

1928
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:11,130
on as i said you want to use

1929
01:05:11,130 --> 01:05:13,010
your playstation emulator you

1930
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:14,980
want your duck station get your

1931
01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:17,230
duck station up and running so

1932
01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:19,390
you can save state it up don't

1933
01:05:19,390 --> 01:05:21,700
be doing like this now because

1934
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,140
this is just

1935
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:25,140
for the pros this is for the

1936
01:05:25,140 --> 01:05:27,120
pros right here nothing

1937
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,780
suspicious we'll we'll develop

1938
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:31,620
some film in due course

1939
01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:33,390
in good time soon enough there

1940
01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:34,940
i'm glad to be in the police

1941
01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:36,210
station i'm just a bit

1942
01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:37,700
concerned that i might

1943
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:39,260
have missed something outside

1944
01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:40,580
in the mean streets but i'm

1945
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:42,070
glad i'm not there anymore you

1946
01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:42,340
know

1947
01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:44,640
and then through the door and

1948
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,980
that's the other great thing

1949
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:49,230
about this is that we skipped

1950
01:05:49,230 --> 01:05:49,620
the

1951
01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:51,120
fucking doors open and close i

1952
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,680
won't just realize that that's

1953
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,300
another little you can probably

1954
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:54,740
get these

1955
01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:57,820
little modifications for the emulated

1956
01:05:57,820 --> 01:06:00,240
version of the game purists and

1957
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,820
ultras will just play the emulated

1958
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:03,300
version

1959
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:05,300
they'll look at this as not the

1960
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:07,300
real deal and they'll say look

1961
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:09,380
at that she gave a little side

1962
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:10,580
swipe you could go under that

1963
01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:11,930
view if you were trying but she's

1964
01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:12,900
not gonna fucking do it

1965
01:06:14,260 --> 01:06:14,540
they're trying to tell me that

1966
01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:16,120
only sherry birkin could fit

1967
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,750
through there i don't think so

1968
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:18,340
it's big

1969
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:20,840
enough for jill big enough for

1970
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,240
jill but she's just not arsed

1971
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,770
it's locked need the stars key

1972
01:06:25,770 --> 01:06:26,340
telling you this

1973
01:06:26,340 --> 01:06:28,160
star's key is gonna really open

1974
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:29,850
up a few doors literally when

1975
01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:32,580
we get a hold of it and that

1976
01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:33,060
star's

1977
01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:35,010
card i know what's gonna happen

1978
01:06:35,010 --> 01:06:36,420
here i bet you a tenner

1979
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:38,650
old bossy boots is gonna come

1980
01:06:38,650 --> 01:06:40,980
through it's far too small for

1981
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:43,460
an adult to fit into give it a

1982
01:06:43,460 --> 01:06:44,100
try though

1983
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:46,500
you know at least give it a try

1984
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:52,020
no no no no your man good stuff

1985
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:54,560
yeah so i gay i made a bet

1986
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:55,540
there with

1987
01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,490
jeep for 10 years i don't know

1988
01:06:57,490 --> 01:06:59,180
what i there's just no way i'm

1989
01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:02,340
able to at this moment in time

1990
01:07:02,340 --> 01:07:02,580
we're just

1991
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:03,650
gonna have to wait until the

1992
01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:04,680
next stream okay remind me

1993
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:05,750
about the tenner on the next

1994
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,860
stream we'll uh

1995
01:07:09,380 --> 01:07:11,120
put that one on the long finger

1996
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,740
uh so that's that we've gone

1997
01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:14,660
through there we're going back

1998
01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:15,060
out into

1999
01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:17,380
the main hall i don't remember

2000
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:19,610
picking up any special stuff

2001
01:07:19,610 --> 01:07:21,940
that's going to aid our quest

2002
01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:23,270
ada wong hang on we came

2003
01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:25,020
through the bottom door there

2004
01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:26,940
we'll go through this good

2005
01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:28,500
stuff speed run back

2006
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,220
intact and we can hear the hounds

2007
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:33,810
of hell we're flagging we don't

2008
01:07:33,810 --> 01:07:35,140
want to get bit

2009
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,430
i'm gonna give him a flagon of

2010
01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:44,100
lead oh yeah yeah yeah can you

2011
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:47,860
do the guns up in this

2012
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:50,650
i can't wait to get a nice bump

2013
01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:52,740
stock for the pistol

2014
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,300
get back to sleep you

2015
01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:01,640
he's up again he's taking it he's

2016
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:05,020
taken it but he's dead now

2017
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:06,260
anyways

2018
01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:09,940
massive puddle of blood

2019
01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:13,640
they were friendly little

2020
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,860
angels you know

2021
01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:18,080
they were they wouldn't ever

2022
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:20,240
attack anyone according to

2023
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,020
their previous owner

2024
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,070
a lady who turned into a

2025
01:08:24,070 --> 01:08:26,760
fucking zombie she's not here

2026
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,230
now empty soda cans and junk

2027
01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,580
nothing else

2028
01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:36,820
you're my excel bully

2029
01:08:40,260 --> 01:08:42,660
and it's stars card for jill

2030
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:47,430
this music is uh absolutely exquisite

2031
01:08:47,430 --> 01:08:48,180
by the way

2032
01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:54,100
give a little lecture here

2033
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:57,860
powerpoint it looks like there

2034
01:08:57,860 --> 01:09:00,100
was a recent accident here

2035
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:03,900
uh we need if i get my lighter

2036
01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:07,550
can i start a little firing

2037
01:09:07,550 --> 01:09:11,780
here or as as leon already been

2038
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:12,580
through it i

2039
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:14,110
always thought that painting

2040
01:09:14,110 --> 01:09:15,430
was like of a woman with her

2041
01:09:15,430 --> 01:09:16,820
back to us and she's showing

2042
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:17,860
she's about to show

2043
01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:19,770
her arse but when you light the

2044
01:09:19,770 --> 01:09:21,620
fire that burns the painting

2045
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:23,380
for some reason i don't know

2046
01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:25,060
and you get a red jewel

2047
01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:28,130
through it uh this takes place

2048
01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:30,220
one day before leon and claire

2049
01:09:30,220 --> 01:09:32,330
come here so what that doesn't

2050
01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:32,980
make sense

2051
01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:35,240
that's a time nigel paradox a

2052
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,500
time nigel paradox if i was to

2053
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,800
light the fire here and that

2054
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,260
would

2055
01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:42,810
arson the arse on the picture

2056
01:09:42,810 --> 01:09:44,940
that would create a time

2057
01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:47,520
paradox so it's not it's not

2058
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,650
something i can do in this i'm

2059
01:09:49,650 --> 01:09:50,180
guessing

2060
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:52,620
i'm just gonna wait for the

2061
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:54,080
answer there from the ultras

2062
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:55,410
yep lovely stuff you can't

2063
01:09:55,410 --> 01:09:55,940
light it

2064
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:00,660
making plans for nigel

2065
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:06,130
how come marv dog is already

2066
01:10:06,130 --> 01:10:07,370
dead didn't see a puddle of

2067
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,130
blood underneath him there raggy

2068
01:10:09,130 --> 01:10:10,980
so he's probably

2069
01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:12,870
still just chilling out in a

2070
01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,770
nice friendly way for a day a

2071
01:10:14,770 --> 01:10:16,500
whole day spent like that

2072
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,940
before leon came in

2073
01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:21,630
he's out of sorts he's not well

2074
01:10:21,630 --> 01:10:24,880
and what about the hands of

2075
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,180
hell here oh touchy-feely is it

2076
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:28,340
gonna happen

2077
01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:29,540
it's not gonna happen we've got

2078
01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:30,770
a red herb though i can

2079
01:10:30,770 --> 01:10:34,020
beautiful absolutely love it

2080
01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:35,700
yeah we'll take that

2081
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:37,680
we'll take the other one as

2082
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,380
well if you don't mind

2083
01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:43,120
good stuff i bet you any money

2084
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:47,180
now the hand meisters are gonna

2085
01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:48,020
start

2086
01:10:49,860 --> 01:10:51,910
grabbing trying to get a

2087
01:10:51,910 --> 01:10:52,660
handful

2088
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:57,960
okay all bets are off all bets

2089
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:00,220
are off just don't make games

2090
01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:01,700
like this anymore

2091
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:04,080
do you know i was thinking oh

2092
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,250
you know the tank control

2093
01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:08,510
people go i don't like tank

2094
01:11:08,510 --> 01:11:09,460
controls

2095
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:11,230
i don't like tank controls but

2096
01:11:11,230 --> 01:11:13,150
go home go home and play with

2097
01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:14,740
something different

2098
01:11:16,260 --> 01:11:18,060
it's good it works it's class

2099
01:11:18,060 --> 01:11:19,950
it looks good still look i mean

2100
01:11:19,950 --> 01:11:21,700
obviously the mods are on it

2101
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,020
but it looks it's it is ace

2102
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:27,030
what about this memorandum it's

2103
01:11:27,030 --> 01:11:29,700
rpd officer marvin branagh

2104
01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:32,260
he's been fatally wounded by

2105
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:34,390
zombies he appears to be

2106
01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:37,140
holding something in his hand

2107
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:41,140
marvin's report

2108
01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:46,980
jimmy kimchi thank you very

2109
01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:47,380
much

2110
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:50,620
and none other than bodega jones

2111
01:11:50,620 --> 01:11:52,580
thank you very much

2112
01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:57,320
report lift up your hearts we

2113
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:01,500
lift them up to the lord it is

2114
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,640
right to give him thanks and

2115
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:04,260
praise

2116
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:08,210
september 24th there are

2117
01:12:08,210 --> 01:12:10,440
reports of a theft in the

2118
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:13,140
municipal building before dawn

2119
01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:16,970
a jewel decorated clock at the

2120
01:12:16,970 --> 01:12:18,660
main gate was damaged

2121
01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:20,840
two of the 12 gems that are

2122
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,940
installed on the face of the

2123
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:24,260
clock are missing

2124
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:29,810
due to the lack of available

2125
01:12:29,810 --> 01:12:33,100
officers at the time i have no

2126
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,740
choice but to suspend this

2127
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:36,020
research in this case

2128
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:38,260
signed marvin branagh

2129
01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:41,540
oh there's another bit

2130
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,060
report

2131
01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:50,910
september 26th based upon an

2132
01:12:50,910 --> 01:12:54,320
autopsy report of a 42 year old

2133
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,560
restaurant owner i've

2134
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,020
discovered that he's one of the

2135
01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:00,020
missing gems

2136
01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:02,980
he apparently took shelter in

2137
01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:04,450
the police department about 10

2138
01:13:04,450 --> 01:13:06,810
a.m when he was shot to death

2139
01:13:06,810 --> 01:13:08,400
within 10 minutes of having

2140
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,540
developed the symptoms

2141
01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:11,750
since the city is currently

2142
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:14,180
under martial law we are forced

2143
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:16,340
to suspend the case this time

2144
01:13:16,340 --> 01:13:17,780
we'll keep the jam as evidence

2145
01:13:20,660 --> 01:13:21,580
I'm Marvin Braden!

2146
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,720
Beautiful stuff.

2147
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:34,530
Another fantastic memorandum

2148
01:13:34,530 --> 01:13:37,990
from the annals of resident

2149
01:13:37,990 --> 01:13:39,520
Stephen.

2150
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:42,770
Brought to you in association

2151
01:13:42,770 --> 01:13:45,040
with web systems.

2152
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,940
Thanks very much, Willie.

2153
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:51,180
You've taken the Marvin's

2154
01:13:51,180 --> 01:13:52,580
report.

2155
01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:54,850
I've taken the Marvin's report

2156
01:13:54,850 --> 01:13:56,860
and he's just going to sleep

2157
01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,680
there for a bit until Leon

2158
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:00,980
turns up tomorrow, I hope.

2159
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,370
No Jordan B on tick, lads,

2160
01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:11,360
because he's not well.

2161
01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:14,900
He's not able to provide

2162
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:16,940
adequate sensual...

2163
01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:20,070
...co-hosting duties with me on

2164
01:14:20,070 --> 01:14:22,350
this stream because he's not

2165
01:14:22,350 --> 01:14:23,100
well.

2166
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:25,860
He's in a bit of a benzo hole.

2167
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,120
I heard stories about black

2168
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:28,660
mold.

2169
01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:30,060
And then there was people

2170
01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:31,720
making jokes about the ironic

2171
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,110
thing is if he'd have just

2172
01:14:33,110 --> 01:14:34,850
cleaned his room, none of this

2173
01:14:34,850 --> 01:14:36,700
mold business would happen.

2174
01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:37,900
But I think that's tasteless

2175
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:39,420
when somebody's sick like that.

2176
01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,260
You know, it doesn't matter who

2177
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:40,640
they are.

2178
01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:41,400
It could be the devil.

2179
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:43,080
You don't punch the devil when

2180
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:43,860
he's down.

2181
01:14:46,260 --> 01:14:48,300
And now we go back out to this.

2182
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:52,060
An old typewriter.

2183
01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:53,600
I don't have the ink ribbon.

2184
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:57,560
Let's sink our teeth into the

2185
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,300
computer here, utilizing the

2186
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,240
Starz card.

2187
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,350
Lovely, lovely Macintosh OS

2188
01:15:04,350 --> 01:15:07,200
interface there.

2189
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:08,970
Interestingly enough, two

2190
01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:10,600
little buttons down at the

2191
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,370
bottom there that say System

2192
01:15:12,370 --> 01:15:14,700
and Test with pictures of...

2193
01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:17,580
Like a zombie's face.

2194
01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:19,040
And I don't know what's on

2195
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:20,710
System there, but it is the way

2196
01:15:20,710 --> 01:15:21,320
it is.

2197
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:24,390
Why does the test button have a

2198
01:15:24,390 --> 01:15:26,300
zombie's face?

2199
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:27,820
It's almost as if, like, they

2200
01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:29,370
were fine with everything that

2201
01:15:29,370 --> 01:15:30,320
was happening.

2202
01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:31,500
And they just decided to have a

2203
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,860
bit of fun with the interface.

2204
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:34,180
And go, haha.

2205
01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:36,000
Look, I changed the test button

2206
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,020
to a zombie's face.

2207
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:37,960
Do you know, because...

2208
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,150
Because of the zombies that we're

2209
01:15:39,150 --> 01:15:39,840
infested with.

2210
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:41,150
You know, the existential

2211
01:15:41,150 --> 01:15:42,560
threat to our lives that we're

2212
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,780
facing at the moment.

2213
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:44,480
Bit of a laugh.

2214
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:46,000
Bit of a laugh.

2215
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:46,960
4312.

2216
01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:48,050
That's the password for the

2217
01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:49,120
safe back in that room.

2218
01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:51,360
It's topical.

2219
01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:51,860
It's fun.

2220
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:52,740
It's a friendly little

2221
01:15:52,740 --> 01:15:53,360
situation.

2222
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,520
We've used the Starz card.

2223
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:57,790
Just remember that number, will

2224
01:15:57,790 --> 01:15:58,060
ya?

2225
01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:00,340
I'm talking to myself.

2226
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:01,360
I'm not...

2227
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:02,440
I wouldn't talk to you like

2228
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,660
that without saying please or

2229
01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:04,260
thank you.

2230
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:05,900
Yurti Ahern.

2231
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,140
Target acquire kill.

2232
01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:12,640
Target acquire kill.

2233
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,960
Target acquire kill.

2234
01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:14,940
Reload.

2235
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:17,540
Vault-Ax.

2236
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:18,840
I don't want to do that.

2237
01:16:19,820 --> 01:16:21,220
It's, uh...

2238
01:16:21,220 --> 01:16:22,400
Not in light of everything that's

2239
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,720
gone on in the last 24 hours.

2240
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,260
That was it.

2241
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:24,640
That was it.

2242
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,560
Thank you very much there, Balladrine.

2243
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:28,040
Bank robber.

2244
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:28,940
Thank you very much.

2245
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,130
Hopefully that hasn't happened

2246
01:16:30,130 --> 01:16:30,920
during the stream.

2247
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:15,790
A fucking bank has been robbed

2248
01:16:15,790 --> 01:16:33,640
in Balladrine because...

2249
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:35,500
Might look like I'm making

2250
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:37,500
light of that situation.

2251
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:38,860
It's just...

2252
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:39,500
Part and parcel.

2253
01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:40,810
The perils of doing a live

2254
01:16:40,810 --> 01:16:42,580
stream speedrun extraordinaire

2255
01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:43,840
like this is...

2256
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,990
I'm not privy to any fucking

2257
01:16:44,990 --> 01:16:46,100
news that's happened.

2258
01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:47,570
So if there has been a bank

2259
01:16:47,570 --> 01:16:48,640
robbed...

2260
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,730
What were you fucking doing

2261
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,140
getting robbed on Sunday night?

2262
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:52,700
And if you have, hopefully no

2263
01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:53,560
one was hurt.

2264
01:16:54,100 --> 01:16:54,400
Okay?

2265
01:16:55,220 --> 01:16:57,220
And that's the class...

2266
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:59,850
That I operate with on a stream

2267
01:16:59,850 --> 01:17:01,080
like this.

2268
01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:02,620
4312.

2269
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:03,480
4312.

2270
01:17:03,980 --> 01:17:04,380
4312.

2271
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:06,460
I can't forget it now.

2272
01:17:08,380 --> 01:17:09,760
I can't forget it now.

2273
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,020
Back over to the safe room.

2274
01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:12,770
Hopefully we've got a tasty

2275
01:17:12,770 --> 01:17:14,560
little stock for the gun.

2276
01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:16,480
I'd be happy...

2277
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,980
I'd be happy with some bullets.

2278
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:20,740
To be honest, if they had that.

2279
01:17:21,740 --> 01:17:23,140
That would be fine by me.

2280
01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:23,900
I'd...

2281
01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:25,400
That'd do me.

2282
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:29,740
Just quick...

2283
01:17:29,740 --> 01:17:30,440
Quickly check.

2284
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,240
Check the room is clear.

2285
01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:33,580
And then move on.

2286
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,360
Round here, isn't it?

2287
01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:38,140
4312.

2288
01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:42,380
It's locked with a number-based

2289
01:17:42,380 --> 01:17:42,780
lock.

2290
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:43,620
Or...

2291
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,000
Second digit three.

2292
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,660
Third digit one.

2293
01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:49,380
Fourth two.

2294
01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:52,520
And that's a sensual stars key.

2295
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:53,440
It's an emblem key.

2296
01:17:53,700 --> 01:17:54,820
Way around the block.

2297
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:56,340
How about you?

2298
01:17:57,260 --> 01:17:58,320
Thank you very much there.

2299
01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:00,260
Flam bag and 9 mil jill.

2300
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:04,800
I do that all the time for a flam

2301
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:08,340
bag and 9 mil jill.

2302
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:08,760
Tip.

2303
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:09,640
Always have done.

2304
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,200
Always have done.

2305
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:12,680
Emblem key.

2306
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:16,220
It looks like the Zelda key.

2307
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:16,960
It does.

2308
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,350
But if you examine it, I bet

2309
01:18:18,350 --> 01:18:19,260
you any money.

2310
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,060
A lot on the line here.

2311
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:22,740
We'll check that.

2312
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,840
It'll say stars on it.

2313
01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:26,740
Stars emblem.

2314
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:27,600
Engraved.

2315
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:28,580
And then look.

2316
01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:30,800
It becomes stars key then.

2317
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,020
Just another lovely little

2318
01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:33,760
touch.

2319
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,260
That they add in this game from

2320
01:18:35,260 --> 01:18:36,160
those...

2321
01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:38,800
Crazy little guys!

2322
01:18:39,740 --> 01:18:40,760
Over at Capcom.

2323
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:40,780
Over at Capcom.

2324
01:18:41,740 --> 01:18:43,020
Doing the gods on us.

2325
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:43,580
Day in.

2326
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,380
Day out.

2327
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:45,440
Making it work.

2328
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,280
And making it rain when they

2329
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,180
made this.

2330
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:49,270
Probably one of the most

2331
01:18:49,270 --> 01:18:50,770
successful franchises in video

2332
01:18:50,770 --> 01:18:51,600
game history.

2333
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,900
Oh god.

2334
01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,140
Not these fucking assholes

2335
01:18:58,140 --> 01:18:58,620
again.

2336
01:18:58,620 --> 01:18:59,540
Go past them.

2337
01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:02,180
Great dodging.

2338
01:19:03,340 --> 01:19:04,100
Superb dodging.

2339
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:05,500
If I do say so myself.

2340
01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,210
Straight to the dodge chamber

2341
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:09,000
room.

2342
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:10,940
Known as the stars office.

2343
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,160
We no longer need the key.

2344
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:12,900
Will you discard it?

2345
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,560
Of course.

2346
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:16,240
Stupid questions.

2347
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:16,420
Stupid questions.

2348
01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:18,460
From the makers of the game

2349
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:19,260
there.

2350
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:23,160
Large communications device.

2351
01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:23,920
Out of commission.

2352
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,580
Can't send a message from here.

2353
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:26,540
What about the locker?

2354
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,800
Anything inside there?

2355
01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:29,140
Yes!

2356
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,260
Fucking magnum men.

2357
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:34,100
I'm not talking about the

2358
01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:35,760
fucking ice cream.

2359
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:46,070
And that's our inventory maxed

2360
01:19:46,070 --> 01:19:47,220
to Capas.

2361
01:19:48,060 --> 01:19:50,100
I should have gone back to the

2362
01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:52,440
fucking thing room.

2363
01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:53,840
Or I'm just going to stick that

2364
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:54,640
herb into me.

2365
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:56,320
No, we'll wait.

2366
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:56,740
We'll wait.

2367
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:58,160
Bit of backtracking.

2368
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:03,420
Bit of backtracking, let's.

2369
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:05,190
The only thing is I have to

2370
01:20:05,190 --> 01:20:07,550
backtrack through these fucking

2371
01:20:07,550 --> 01:20:08,540
assholes.

2372
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,660
That's going to negate the

2373
01:20:12,660 --> 01:20:14,380
whole I'm saving my herb

2374
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:15,420
business.

2375
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,940
If they get a hold of me now.

2376
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:19,940
Herb.

2377
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,580
Will be well and truly negated.

2378
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,880
Good stuff.

2379
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,480
Good stuff, Jill.

2380
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:30,960
What's the safety pin for?

2381
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:32,040
I imagine, Jake.

2382
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,640
Welcome to the stream.

2383
01:20:34,940 --> 01:20:36,640
It's to pick some locker other.

2384
01:20:40,340 --> 01:20:41,280
Open chest.

2385
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:42,200
Open sesame.

2386
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:43,740
Can you tell me how to get to

2387
01:20:43,740 --> 01:20:44,840
Sesame Street?

2388
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,520
Stick that card in there, maybe.

2389
01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:50,940
We don't need that just yet.

2390
01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:53,140
Keep that.

2391
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,340
Will I bother with any of this

2392
01:20:55,340 --> 01:20:56,120
stuff?

2393
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:57,890
I will fucking throw a save

2394
01:20:57,890 --> 01:20:58,980
into the box.

2395
01:21:00,380 --> 01:21:01,230
We'll throw a save and we might

2396
01:21:01,230 --> 01:21:02,100
as well.

2397
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,140
Answer isn't fast.

2398
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,940
No, this is my ass on the line.

2399
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,040
Thank you very much, you cultist.

2400
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:14,100
And we're overwriting the saves.

2401
01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:15,940
Playing it.

2402
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,620
Playing it very, very fast and

2403
01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:18,940
loose with the saves.

2404
01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:23,420
Knife on the table.

2405
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:24,440
File on the table.

2406
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,160
David's memorandum.

2407
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,720
My sanity is at its end.

2408
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,620
I still can't believe this is

2409
01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:35,600
happening.

2410
01:21:36,020 --> 01:21:37,900
We lost another man yesterday.

2411
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:38,780
Meyer.

2412
01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:40,900
One of our better marksmen.

2413
01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:44,080
He saw me panic once.

2414
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,820
We were overran by zombies.

2415
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,420
But he came back to save me.

2416
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,440
That was Meyer.

2417
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:49,760
That was Meyer.

2418
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,960
When the time came to return

2419
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,040
the debt, I ran.

2420
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:56,620
I can still hear him calling

2421
01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:57,940
out my name.

2422
01:21:58,380 --> 01:21:59,890
I can still hear the screams

2423
01:21:59,890 --> 01:22:01,180
coming from behind.

2424
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:03,280
The sound of his flesh being

2425
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,120
fucking stripped from his bones.

2426
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:09,140
I was afraid and terrified.

2427
01:22:10,340 --> 01:22:11,620
It's a 27th.

2428
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:12,670
The fight to stay alive

2429
01:22:12,670 --> 01:22:13,360
continues.

2430
01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:14,800
I took out several zombies who

2431
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,190
managed to break through the

2432
01:22:16,190 --> 01:22:17,040
barricades.

2433
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,190
Now I'm cutting through the

2434
01:22:18,190 --> 01:22:19,180
chill with whiskey.

2435
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,480
Unloading the old Mossberg on

2436
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,100
anything undead.

2437
01:22:23,980 --> 01:22:24,990
That shotgun's become a close

2438
01:22:24,990 --> 01:22:26,180
friend of mine.

2439
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,590
I've blasted many a zombie into

2440
01:22:28,590 --> 01:22:29,880
fertilizer with it.

2441
01:22:31,980 --> 01:22:33,460
We're after fucking losing 13

2442
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:34,240
men.

2443
01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:35,740
As of yesterday.

2444
01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:37,720
In three hours.

2445
01:22:38,340 --> 01:22:39,060
13 men.

2446
01:22:41,740 --> 01:22:41,570
We'll bicker over trivial

2447
01:22:41,570 --> 01:22:44,500
things in the meeting room.

2448
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:46,350
But it's a total fucking waste

2449
01:22:46,350 --> 01:22:47,060
of time.

2450
01:22:47,780 --> 01:22:49,020
When I finish this bottle.

2451
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,460
My old friend Mossberg.

2452
01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:52,740
We'll be turning the last

2453
01:22:52,740 --> 01:22:54,540
fucking body into fertilizer.

2454
01:22:56,540 --> 01:22:58,040
Peace at last ye cunts.

2455
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:01,880
I can hardly wait.

2456
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,180
I'm not going to do the.

2457
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,510
I'm not going to mimic the

2458
01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:06,680
fucking suicide.

2459
01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:07,790
Because I think that wouldn't

2460
01:23:07,790 --> 01:23:08,260
be right.

2461
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:09,560
You've taken.

2462
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,640
You can leave it to the

2463
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:11,540
imagination.

2464
01:23:11,740 --> 01:23:12,300
David's memo.

2465
01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:13,360
Ladies and gentlemen.

2466
01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,580
David's memo.

2467
01:23:15,580 --> 01:23:17,560
What a fucking memo that was.

2468
01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:21,140
Capcom.

2469
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:22,620
Capcom.

2470
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:23,740
Capcom.

2471
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:25,310
You've done it a fucking game

2472
01:23:25,310 --> 01:23:26,240
with the memo.

2473
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,880
You really knocked it off the

2474
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,160
park with that one.

2475
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,120
I want to see more memos like

2476
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:31,760
that.

2477
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:33,500
Unyielding terror.

2478
01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:35,000
Followed up with.

2479
01:23:35,580 --> 01:23:36,960
Pure capitulation.

2480
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,380
The last.

2481
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:39,500
Ever.

2482
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,180
Capitulation you can do.

2483
01:23:42,580 --> 01:23:43,060
Capitulate.

2484
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:44,800
To the next realm.

2485
01:23:45,580 --> 01:23:47,060
And that's the dark room.

2486
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:47,800
We were in there.

2487
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:48,820
Pretty dark huh?

2488
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,050
You don't get many dark stories

2489
01:23:51,050 --> 01:23:52,200
like that anymore.

2490
01:23:52,980 --> 01:23:54,020
We can't go upstairs.

2491
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:54,680
Oh we can.

2492
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:55,700
We go back to the stars room.

2493
01:23:55,820 --> 01:23:57,820
We fill up our fucking slot box.

2494
01:23:57,940 --> 01:23:58,740
With whatever.

2495
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:01,200
Looty booty we can find.

2496
01:24:02,660 --> 01:24:03,920
Straight up to the slot box

2497
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:04,500
with ya.

2498
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,480
Let's do a little bit of dodging.

2499
01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:08,800
A little bit of shimmying.

2500
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:09,890
A little bit of fucking

2501
01:24:09,890 --> 01:24:10,580
twisting.

2502
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,850
Let's twist again like we did

2503
01:24:11,850 --> 01:24:12,920
last summer, Jill.

2504
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:14,800
UUUUGH!

2505
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:17,520
Sorry about this.

2506
01:24:17,940 --> 01:24:18,820
But I'm not sorry.

2507
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,170
I mean, look, you know what to

2508
01:24:20,170 --> 01:24:21,740
expect on a speedrun like this.

2509
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,140
You don't know you're born.

2510
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,380
And we've got a lovely, lovely

2511
01:24:26,380 --> 01:24:27,920
lockpick as well.

2512
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,470
That goes straight into our

2513
01:24:29,470 --> 01:24:30,760
slot box number six.

2514
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:34,120
And then over to the medicine

2515
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,000
bag.

2516
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,500
And a lovely first aid spree.

2517
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,460
It's the desk of Rebecca.

2518
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:42,980
Rebecca Chambers.

2519
01:24:43,420 --> 01:24:45,760
A rookie member of STARS.

2520
01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:47,560
Check out the boots on Jill.

2521
01:24:47,780 --> 01:24:49,870
They're perfect to put a knife

2522
01:24:49,870 --> 01:24:51,600
into down the side.

2523
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:52,760
I wonder...

2524
01:24:53,340 --> 01:24:54,100
But you can't.

2525
01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:55,240
You put a knife into your

2526
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,390
inventory, it takes up an

2527
01:24:56,390 --> 01:24:57,120
inventory slot.

2528
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:58,100
It should go into the boot.

2529
01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:02,500
I don't usually slag...

2530
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,400
Sorry, I've been just...

2531
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,020
I don't usually slag Capcom.

2532
01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:07,930
But that was a big, big, big

2533
01:25:07,930 --> 01:25:10,000
lack of foresight on there.

2534
01:25:10,060 --> 01:25:11,260
That's a replica, by the way.

2535
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:13,260
We'll get the bullets.

2536
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:15,930
The dinner from earlier on is

2537
01:25:15,930 --> 01:25:19,120
just beginning to show itself.

2538
01:25:19,180 --> 01:25:19,860
I don't know why.

2539
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:22,220
But it's not like a heartburn

2540
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:23,040
situation.

2541
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:23,720
It's just...

2542
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,520
Smooth the Tron.

2543
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,500
Thank you very much for the tip.

2544
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:31,560
With the hand bungle, you can't

2545
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:32,480
take that.

2546
01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:33,140
It's just a replica.

2547
01:25:33,220 --> 01:25:34,580
It's the desk of Barry Burton.

2548
01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:36,220
A STARS team member.

2549
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,340
A pair of replica guns.

2550
01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:38,980
What did I tell you?

2551
01:25:39,020 --> 01:25:39,740
Are on the desk.

2552
01:25:42,580 --> 01:25:43,300
Drinking enough?

2553
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:43,980
Maybe not.

2554
01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:46,060
Let's give this little...

2555
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:50,960
And that's the end of the pint

2556
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:53,880
of Cranberry.

2557
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:55,460
Might need to be a tactical

2558
01:25:55,460 --> 01:25:57,110
reload of Cranberry at some

2559
01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:58,930
stage during this monumental

2560
01:25:58,930 --> 01:25:59,460
run.

2561
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:00,900
There are various trophies in

2562
01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:01,700
the cabinet.

2563
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,230
One of them reads Marksman Contest

2564
01:26:03,230 --> 01:26:03,760
Winner.

2565
01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:04,880
Winner.

2566
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:05,760
Not window.

2567
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,760
Chris Redfield.

2568
01:26:08,700 --> 01:26:09,620
And here we have the shot of

2569
01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:10,500
the boys.

2570
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:12,600
There they are.

2571
01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:14,900
Look at the fucking splendid

2572
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:15,800
lineup.

2573
01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:18,320
There you...

2574
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:19,420
From the...

2575
01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:20,400
From left to right.

2576
01:26:21,220 --> 01:26:23,380
Jonathan Rees Myers 7.

2577
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:24,780
Next to him.

2578
01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:28,630
Julius K9 Dog Harness of Little

2579
01:26:28,630 --> 01:26:30,500
Middle Isle.

2580
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:32,320
Next to him.

2581
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:34,220
Jim.

2582
01:26:35,180 --> 01:26:36,160
Next to him.

2583
01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:39,060
Fucking Brad Vickers, I think.

2584
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:39,840
Next to him.

2585
01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:40,900
The guy with the shades on.

2586
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:41,700
The dodgy book.

2587
01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:46,180
Alberto Wescarino .975.

2588
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:47,860
Next to him.

2589
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:48,840
Barry Burton.

2590
01:26:49,380 --> 01:26:49,740
Dead.

2591
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:51,200
Next to him.

2592
01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:52,570
On the far end of the fucking

2593
01:26:52,570 --> 01:26:53,240
far right.

2594
01:26:53,660 --> 01:26:54,750
Not in a political sense, but

2595
01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,020
in the fucking photo.

2596
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:57,050
Although we don't know his

2597
01:26:57,050 --> 01:26:58,060
political leanings.

2598
01:26:58,140 --> 01:26:58,680
Maybe he is.

2599
01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,590
A lot of these lads in the

2600
01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:00,690
fucking STARS unit could be

2601
01:27:00,690 --> 01:27:01,400
right wing.

2602
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:03,800
It's just that you do hear

2603
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:04,880
about it.

2604
01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,490
You know, those elite levels of

2605
01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:07,640
tactical marksmen.

2606
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:08,600
Guys with guns.

2607
01:27:08,740 --> 01:27:09,300
Hard cunts.

2608
01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:09,660
They...

2609
01:27:09,660 --> 01:27:10,620
Anyway.

2610
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,120
They've got this...

2611
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:12,940
I don't know who he is.

2612
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,660
His name's probably fucking...

2613
01:27:14,660 --> 01:27:16,780
Ben.

2614
01:27:16,780 --> 01:27:16,840
Ben.

2615
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:19,480
Then, down here.

2616
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:22,400
None other than my father.

2617
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:24,790
I'm not going to tell you his

2618
01:27:24,790 --> 01:27:25,580
name.

2619
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:26,830
Actually, my father there is

2620
01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:27,980
the one with the tash next to

2621
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:28,340
him.

2622
01:27:28,780 --> 01:27:30,010
The guy on the left couldn't be

2623
01:27:30,010 --> 01:27:31,400
my father, really.

2624
01:27:31,460 --> 01:27:32,340
We don't look alike.

2625
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,740
The guy next to my father.

2626
01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:36,410
Interesting story about that

2627
01:27:36,410 --> 01:27:36,840
book.

2628
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,480
He's a bit of a fucking swine.

2629
01:27:41,580 --> 01:27:42,380
I'm not going to tell you.

2630
01:27:42,380 --> 01:27:43,360
His name's Forrest.

2631
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,760
Forrest Whitaker, the seventh.

2632
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,740
Beside him, me in the game.

2633
01:27:49,660 --> 01:27:50,180
Jillian.

2634
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:52,600
Nine mil Jillian Valentinos.

2635
01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:55,610
And then next to her, some lad

2636
01:27:55,610 --> 01:27:57,340
with a bandana.

2637
01:27:57,580 --> 01:27:58,400
Thought he was cool.

2638
01:27:58,780 --> 01:27:59,660
Not cool enough.

2639
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,160
Submachine gun.

2640
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,310
Uzi is not going to help you

2641
01:28:02,310 --> 01:28:03,120
now, my friend.

2642
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:04,680
Because you're deaded.

2643
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,280
Jimmy Pistol, we call him.

2644
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:08,880
A little bit too liberal with

2645
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,500
his guns.

2646
01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,080
And he got fucking tactically

2647
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:13,820
taken down by a bunch of

2648
01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:15,860
absolute cretins known as

2649
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:16,820
zombies.

2650
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,860
It's the desk of Wesker.

2651
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:21,160
Wesker's desk.

2652
01:28:22,060 --> 01:28:23,340
Albert Desker, we used to say,

2653
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:24,240
as a joke.

2654
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,440
But he never really liked it.

2655
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,740
And on the wall, give it up for

2656
01:28:27,740 --> 01:28:29,660
big mouth Billy Bass.

2657
01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:32,120
That hilarious fish thing that

2658
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:35,680
people were buying back in 1998.

2659
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,440
Made famous by an episode in

2660
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:38,580
The Sopranos.

2661
01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:41,000
But I believe that he was in

2662
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,580
circulation.

2663
01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:44,620
And I wonder, did Talking Heads

2664
01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:46,360
sign off on the Take Me to the

2665
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:48,340
River, Put Me in the Water?

2666
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:49,800
Or was that a cop?

2667
01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:50,700
Was the copyright claim

2668
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:51,240
launched?

2669
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:52,720
I'd say they licensed it out.

2670
01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:55,300
Here we go.

2671
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:56,440
Here we go.

2672
01:28:59,460 --> 01:29:00,580
We got our one.

2673
01:29:00,660 --> 01:29:01,360
Sold in Woody's.

2674
01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:03,110
We got our one in Archway Stores

2675
01:29:03,110 --> 01:29:04,100
in Castle Bar.

2676
01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:06,560
No.

2677
01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:07,340
No.

2678
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:08,120
Come to anyone.

2679
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:10,280
Our platoon is cut off.

2680
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:11,280
Opportunist.

2681
01:29:11,340 --> 01:29:12,360
No survivor, Smell.

2682
01:29:12,940 --> 01:29:13,820
This is Carlos.

2683
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:16,440
And in support immediately.

2684
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:19,900
Sounds positive enough.

2685
01:29:22,140 --> 01:29:22,600
All being said, it sounded like

2686
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:25,220
it was a good, good message.

2687
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:26,320
The vibes were good.

2688
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:28,430
I think everything's going

2689
01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:29,100
swimmingly.

2690
01:29:30,260 --> 01:29:30,710
Let's just go and check this

2691
01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:32,300
fucking door out again.

2692
01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:34,780
No.

2693
01:29:35,060 --> 01:29:35,680
Nothing's happening.

2694
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:37,500
I reckon Bossy Boots is gonna

2695
01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:39,420
come through now, maybe?

2696
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:40,340
Or something?

2697
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:40,820
No.

2698
01:29:41,060 --> 01:29:41,660
Thank God.

2699
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:43,920
Speed run intact.

2700
01:29:44,340 --> 01:29:45,180
Liquid time.

2701
01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:46,360
Liquid pace.

2702
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:48,160
Dodge him.

2703
01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:50,360
Rip and run.

2704
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:52,650
And that's something that's

2705
01:29:52,650 --> 01:29:53,920
gone on downstairs here.

2706
01:29:53,980 --> 01:29:55,290
We need to check it out with my

2707
01:29:55,290 --> 01:29:55,700
gun.

2708
01:29:58,540 --> 01:29:59,420
It's Nemesis.

2709
01:29:59,940 --> 01:30:00,460
Let's...

2710
01:30:00,460 --> 01:30:01,540
Stars.

2711
01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:05,460
I wonder, could you have a full-blown

2712
01:30:05,460 --> 01:30:06,860
conversation with him?

2713
01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:08,980
Or is he just limited to...

2714
01:30:08,980 --> 01:30:09,720
Stars.

2715
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:14,870
I'm gonna give this guy a taste

2716
01:30:14,870 --> 01:30:17,000
of Bucky.

2717
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:18,840
And I'm not talking about the

2718
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:19,500
drink.

2719
01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:21,160
I'm talking about...

2720
01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:22,130
Let's check out the stats on

2721
01:30:22,130 --> 01:30:22,480
this.

2722
01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:23,180
It's a Benili.

2723
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,120
A Benili M3S.

2724
01:30:25,660 --> 01:30:26,560
Easy to carry.

2725
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:27,620
Sawed off shotgun.

2726
01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:29,120
Handy for a bit of close

2727
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:30,020
quarters.

2728
01:30:30,820 --> 01:30:31,300
CQC.

2729
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:32,800
Stuff it down the fucking side

2730
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:33,660
of the jacket.

2731
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:34,520
And then boom.

2732
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:35,440
Chk chk.

2733
01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:36,000
Boom.

2734
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:36,660
Chk chk.

2735
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:37,080
Boom.

2736
01:30:37,220 --> 01:30:38,260
Uses 12 gauge.

2737
01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:40,360
I've got the pump.

2738
01:30:41,660 --> 01:30:42,560
Let's equip it.

2739
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,020
And let's go pump action.

2740
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,940
Pump action hero on the...

2741
01:30:48,940 --> 01:30:49,140
Oh!

2742
01:30:53,140 --> 01:30:53,540
Oh!

2743
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:58,960
Oh, fuck.

2744
01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:00,580
Fuck.

2745
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:02,080
What?

2746
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:02,940
What's going on?

2747
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:07,240
Smooth the Tron.

2748
01:31:07,300 --> 01:31:08,560
Thank you very, very much.

2749
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:09,560
Fucking dead.

2750
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,400
Can you shout out...

2751
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:13,820
Can you tell Nibs that...

2752
01:31:13,820 --> 01:31:15,500
She hammered her coursework.

2753
01:31:15,620 --> 01:31:16,640
Well done, Nibs, for that.

2754
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:18,940
Shout out to Dave.

2755
01:31:19,940 --> 01:31:21,620
The pacemaker, McGrath.

2756
01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:27,640
Absolutely fucking ruined.

2757
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:28,440
Ruined.

2758
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:30,900
Load the game, though.

2759
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:33,080
Resident Evil.

2760
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:33,520
Evil.

2761
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:35,240
Nemesize.

2762
01:31:35,380 --> 01:31:37,320
Whoever told me to fucking face

2763
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:40,080
off against the nemesis there...

2764
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:41,700
What the hell were you thinking?

2765
01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:43,170
You were telling me to fight

2766
01:31:43,170 --> 01:31:44,600
him and he dropped stuff.

2767
01:31:45,140 --> 01:31:46,340
He's got a rocket launcher.

2768
01:31:46,900 --> 01:31:47,820
You're joking me.

2769
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:50,540
Maybe...

2770
01:31:50,540 --> 01:31:51,540
Should I go after him?

2771
01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:53,040
Should I try and get him again

2772
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:54,580
but just go for headshots?

2773
01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:57,100
Or should I just fucking be

2774
01:31:57,100 --> 01:31:59,080
safe and run away?

2775
01:31:59,300 --> 01:31:59,980
What do you reckon?

2776
01:31:59,980 --> 01:32:03,060
You said you never...

2777
01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:03,900
You never said fight.

2778
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:04,900
I just said you could.

2779
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:05,280
Okay.

2780
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:07,320
But I took that as a...

2781
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:08,280
Also, I want...

2782
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:08,460
Yeah.

2783
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:08,800
Yeah.

2784
01:32:08,900 --> 01:32:09,320
He's rock.

2785
01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:10,180
He's huge.

2786
01:32:10,260 --> 01:32:10,780
I think run.

2787
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:11,060
Yeah.

2788
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:11,680
I think run.

2789
01:32:11,780 --> 01:32:12,280
I think run.

2790
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:16,240
Unbelievable stuff.

2791
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:17,540
I won't give up.

2792
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,000
I won't allow them to fucking

2793
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,240
ruin my day.

2794
01:32:21,580 --> 01:32:22,060
So we...

2795
01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:22,420
Look.

2796
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:23,160
A bit of backtracking.

2797
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:23,960
Nothing in this.

2798
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,260
Nothing.

2799
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:25,440
Nothing too hard.

2800
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,030
We just go back up to the stars

2801
01:32:27,030 --> 01:32:27,540
room.

2802
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:29,300
We get ourselves fucking well

2803
01:32:29,300 --> 01:32:31,460
acquainted with the items again.

2804
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:34,340
What about the memorandum?

2805
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:37,220
I'm not going to read it again.

2806
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:37,700
I've read it.

2807
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:40,150
It's a great memo, though, wasn't

2808
01:32:40,150 --> 01:32:40,620
it?

2809
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,560
Particularly love the bit about

2810
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:43,460
the...

2811
01:32:43,460 --> 01:32:46,180
He's on the pace at the end.

2812
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:47,040
And he's...

2813
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:49,040
My old friend, Mozberg.

2814
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:50,460
He's going to be turning one

2815
01:32:50,460 --> 01:32:52,100
last body into fertilizer.

2816
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:55,720
I mean, it's not funny, but...

2817
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:57,320
Unloading my Mozberg on

2818
01:32:57,320 --> 01:32:58,760
anything undead.

2819
01:32:58,960 --> 01:32:59,780
Great words.

2820
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:04,800
Great words from David.

2821
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:05,640
God rest.

2822
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:07,960
Love you, Dave.

2823
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:12,440
And then up.

2824
01:33:12,980 --> 01:33:13,760
Back up again.

2825
01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:14,600
We know what we're doing.

2826
01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:15,420
No messing about.

2827
01:33:15,580 --> 01:33:16,940
It's just straight past these...

2828
01:33:17,620 --> 01:33:19,620
Absolute creatures of the night.

2829
01:33:19,820 --> 01:33:20,620
Known as zombies.

2830
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,020
He's a big lad.

2831
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:26,400
But it's not...

2832
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:27,580
It's not working for him.

2833
01:33:28,940 --> 01:33:30,300
You can have a bit of heft.

2834
01:33:30,700 --> 01:33:31,840
You can have a bit of girth.

2835
01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:33,680
But at the end of the day...

2836
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:34,420
What's it worth?

2837
01:33:37,180 --> 01:33:37,880
What's it worth?

2838
01:33:37,940 --> 01:33:38,880
What about the lockpick?

2839
01:33:42,260 --> 01:33:43,640
Why does that go into a fucking

2840
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:44,260
slot box?

2841
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:45,500
That should go into a...

2842
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:47,840
A special slot box at the top.

2843
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:49,640
First aid pre...

2844
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:50,000
Prey.

2845
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:51,500
That's what they're all going

2846
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,010
to be fucking doing when I come

2847
01:33:53,010 --> 01:33:54,200
around the corner.

2848
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:55,960
With my magnum.

2849
01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:58,420
Let's get that magnum into us.

2850
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:01,470
What takes up the same space as

2851
01:34:01,470 --> 01:34:04,620
the shotgun there, Libra?

2852
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:06,240
Nothing more.

2853
01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:07,080
I already got the magnum.

2854
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:07,760
I put it in the box.

2855
01:34:09,660 --> 01:34:10,820
It takes up the same space.

2856
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:11,640
Yeah, the lockpick.

2857
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:12,640
I know it's stupid.

2858
01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:14,960
Such a fucking stupid thing.

2859
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,690
But I can't go back in time and

2860
01:34:17,690 --> 01:34:18,600
go to Japan.

2861
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:21,040
And head to Tokyo.

2862
01:34:21,700 --> 01:34:23,790
And ring the buzzer on fucking

2863
01:34:23,790 --> 01:34:24,820
Capcom.

2864
01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,080
And go, what are you at?

2865
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:27,500
With that lockpick.

2866
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,000
You need to fucking put that in

2867
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:29,920
a special slot.

2868
01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:34,110
Funnily enough, Arnie Slott was

2869
01:34:34,110 --> 01:34:35,950
chatting to us earlier on, I

2870
01:34:35,950 --> 01:34:36,820
mentioned.

2871
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:37,960
And he had the same...

2872
01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:40,520
Same fucking sentiment.

2873
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:43,540
You know, he said the slots

2874
01:34:43,540 --> 01:34:45,100
just weren't working.

2875
01:34:45,580 --> 01:34:46,580
And I should know.

2876
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:48,400
Because I am Slott.

2877
01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:51,580
We just skipped this.

2878
01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:52,600
Yeah, good stuff.

2879
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:54,880
Straight back down.

2880
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:56,480
Nemesis time.

2881
01:34:56,660 --> 01:34:57,260
Gonna run.

2882
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,460
Rip and run with that lad.

2883
01:34:58,520 --> 01:34:59,420
We're not gonna face off.

2884
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:01,420
Who gave him a rocket launcher?

2885
01:35:01,820 --> 01:35:02,850
Where does he put the extra

2886
01:35:02,850 --> 01:35:03,540
rockets?

2887
01:35:04,140 --> 01:35:04,920
Oh, fuck off.

2888
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:06,840
Where does he put the extra

2889
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:08,980
rockets in his pants like?

2890
01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:10,980
Stars.

2891
01:35:18,980 --> 01:35:18,180
Don't blame it on the good

2892
01:35:18,180 --> 01:35:20,960
times.

2893
01:35:21,380 --> 01:35:22,640
Don't blame it on the Nemesis

2894
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:23,080
man.

2895
01:35:23,620 --> 01:35:24,690
Don't blame it on the rocket

2896
01:35:24,690 --> 01:35:25,340
launch.

2897
01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:26,860
Blame it on the boogie.

2898
01:35:28,380 --> 01:35:30,120
We'll put that one there.

2899
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:32,120
And maybe, just maybe, we'll

2900
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:33,900
keep the lockpick on us.

2901
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:36,820
What's the situation there, Nigel?

2902
01:35:37,020 --> 01:35:38,850
Are we fucking keeping lockpick

2903
01:35:38,850 --> 01:35:39,580
in slot?

2904
01:35:39,700 --> 01:35:41,120
Or are we gonna de-slot it into

2905
01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:41,780
the box?

2906
01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:47,240
I'm just wondering.

2907
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:49,420
What you reckon yourself?

2908
01:35:49,540 --> 01:35:50,040
You need it.

2909
01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:51,200
Yeah, I was thinking that.

2910
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:51,700
All right.

2911
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:53,540
I was thinking that about that.

2912
01:35:53,620 --> 01:35:54,830
I thought about that yesterday,

2913
01:35:54,830 --> 01:35:55,830
but I didn't think about it

2914
01:35:55,830 --> 01:35:56,480
last night.

2915
01:35:57,740 --> 01:35:59,720
And now we can make our way,

2916
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:01,780
maybe make our way over to the

2917
01:36:01,780 --> 01:36:04,080
typewriter and fucking keep it

2918
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:06,120
inside the lines, in between

2919
01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:07,080
the lines.

2920
01:36:07,900 --> 01:36:09,250
You might be thinking, what the

2921
01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:10,440
fuck are you doing, man?

2922
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:11,680
You're meant to be, what, a

2923
01:36:11,680 --> 01:36:12,970
professional speedrunner and

2924
01:36:12,970 --> 01:36:14,190
you're saving it every now and

2925
01:36:14,190 --> 01:36:14,640
again.

2926
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:15,220
Yeah.

2927
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,280
Yeah, I fucking am.

2928
01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:17,800
Got a problem with that.

2929
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:18,960
Get onto Guinness.

2930
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:20,360
Except you won't be able to get

2931
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:21,020
onto them.

2932
01:36:21,260 --> 01:36:23,020
Because they've switched the

2933
01:36:23,020 --> 01:36:25,100
phone off while they sit inside

2934
01:36:25,100 --> 01:36:27,200
their car, outside the gaff,

2935
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,180
waiting for me to appear after

2936
01:36:29,180 --> 01:36:31,280
this speedrun is finished.

2937
01:36:31,460 --> 01:36:32,080
We might not get it done

2938
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:32,460
tonight.

2939
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,340
I don't think we're gonna get

2940
01:36:33,340 --> 01:36:34,020
it done tonight.

2941
01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:35,770
Don't think we're gonna get it

2942
01:36:35,770 --> 01:36:36,820
done tonight.

2943
01:36:36,860 --> 01:36:37,840
I'm just gonna put it out there.

2944
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:40,540
Look, it is a speedrun of sorts.

2945
01:36:40,740 --> 01:36:40,920
Whoa.

2946
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:43,220
Get the fuck away from me, you.

2947
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:45,720
Oof.

2948
01:36:48,380 --> 01:36:49,220
I'd say...

2949
01:36:50,740 --> 01:36:52,100
I'd say now, our best course of

2950
01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:54,330
action is to go down that

2951
01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:55,880
bottom door.

2952
01:36:56,700 --> 01:36:57,360
Down there.

2953
01:36:57,360 --> 01:37:02,900
And I'll tell you something.

2954
01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:04,600
We go through this door then.

2955
01:37:05,780 --> 01:37:06,860
And that's not all.

2956
01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:08,820
We're gonna fucking plow on.

2957
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:09,600
Oh!

2958
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:10,980
What the fuck?

2959
01:37:11,300 --> 01:37:11,480
Ha!

2960
01:37:11,620 --> 01:37:12,900
You missed, you daft cunt.

2961
01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:15,040
What a stupid...

2962
01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:15,920
I didn't even...

2963
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:16,980
I didn't hear him come through

2964
01:37:16,980 --> 01:37:17,460
the door.

2965
01:37:18,580 --> 01:37:20,080
Is that because I have disabled

2966
01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:21,840
door animations?

2967
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,210
It's my understanding that the

2968
01:37:24,210 --> 01:37:25,740
door animation wouldn't happen

2969
01:37:25,740 --> 01:37:27,300
for me, but you should at least

2970
01:37:27,300 --> 01:37:28,200
hear him come through the

2971
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:28,820
fucking door.

2972
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:29,800
Again.

2973
01:37:30,420 --> 01:37:31,680
Another situation where I'd

2974
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,610
have loved to have gone over to

2975
01:37:33,610 --> 01:37:35,460
Japan in 2000.

2976
01:37:36,380 --> 01:37:38,060
And just rapped on the door.

2977
01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:41,420
Japan?

2978
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,460
Yeah, it's Francis.

2979
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,060
Open up.

2980
01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:48,220
Japan!

2981
01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:51,120
I know that they're called Capcom.

2982
01:37:52,220 --> 01:37:53,600
I would have probably said that.

2983
01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:54,360
I would have...

2984
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,500
Changed my tack once I...

2985
01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:57,920
If Japan didn't work, I would

2986
01:37:57,920 --> 01:37:59,640
have just started off on Capcom.

2987
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:03,160
Terminal.

2988
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:03,980
We've already used it.

2989
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:04,660
We don't need it.

2990
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:05,720
We've got the stars card.

2991
01:38:05,820 --> 01:38:06,360
Fuck it off.

2992
01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:08,680
What have we?

2993
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:09,730
We've got a lockpick for the

2994
01:38:09,730 --> 01:38:10,460
door down here.

2995
01:38:10,860 --> 01:38:12,240
But it's barricaded, no?

2996
01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:13,600
Not that one.

2997
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:15,100
Unless we go back out into the

2998
01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:16,040
main streets.

2999
01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:17,560
Completely blocked.

3000
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,640
Completely blocked off.

3001
01:38:22,780 --> 01:38:23,520
Blocked again.

3002
01:38:23,740 --> 01:38:24,220
Barricaded.

3003
01:38:24,340 --> 01:38:25,300
Completely blocked.

3004
01:38:26,860 --> 01:38:28,560
Keep getting fucking stonewalled,

3005
01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:29,220
man.

3006
01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:31,620
Every time I go up to a fucking

3007
01:38:31,620 --> 01:38:34,120
door, I keep getting fucking

3008
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:35,540
stonewalled.

3009
01:38:42,380 --> 01:38:44,110
Can't keep fucking stonewalled

3010
01:38:44,110 --> 01:38:44,480
me.

3011
01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:47,560
Every time I get to a door,

3012
01:38:47,560 --> 01:38:52,080
turns out I'm fucking stonewalled.

3013
01:38:58,080 --> 01:38:58,960
Anything in here.

3014
01:38:58,960 --> 01:38:58,960
Anything in here.

3015
01:38:59,020 --> 01:39:00,100
The water has stopped.

3016
01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:00,920
No time now.

3017
01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:01,600
That's gone.

3018
01:39:01,660 --> 01:39:02,280
It's just a wet.

3019
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:03,900
You can hear it exemplified by

3020
01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:04,740
the...

3021
01:39:04,740 --> 01:39:06,990
Splish splash sounds of Jill's

3022
01:39:06,990 --> 01:39:07,620
boot.

3023
01:39:07,980 --> 01:39:08,940
On ground.

3024
01:39:11,420 --> 01:39:12,220
Great boots.

3025
01:39:13,460 --> 01:39:14,100
Great boots.

3026
01:39:14,940 --> 01:39:16,000
Perfect for the day that's in

3027
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:16,420
it.

3028
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:18,680
As for the other clothes.

3029
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:19,420
Not tactical.

3030
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:21,670
And if I could go back in time,

3031
01:39:21,670 --> 01:39:23,650
I would start with the Jill

3032
01:39:23,650 --> 01:39:26,120
Valentine classic costume.

3033
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:28,110
Just make you feel safe, even

3034
01:39:28,110 --> 01:39:30,070
though there isn't a tactical

3035
01:39:30,070 --> 01:39:31,080
advantage.

3036
01:39:31,220 --> 01:39:32,320
You just feel safe.

3037
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:33,540
You just feel safe.

3038
01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:35,630
And it's like a psychological

3039
01:39:35,630 --> 01:39:37,020
thing whereby...

3040
01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:40,640
You just feel safe.

3041
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:43,030
Down here, another explosion

3042
01:39:43,030 --> 01:39:44,520
barrel extreme.

3043
01:39:45,300 --> 01:39:46,020
And a man...

3044
01:39:47,140 --> 01:39:49,380
Who is absolutely gacked.

3045
01:39:50,340 --> 01:39:52,020
Down the side alleyway.

3046
01:39:52,100 --> 01:39:53,260
He's going to come back to life.

3047
01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:54,300
We know that.

3048
01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,120
Look at that auto-aim.

3049
01:39:57,460 --> 01:39:58,700
How do I turn the...

3050
01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:00,550
She automatically aims at the

3051
01:40:00,550 --> 01:40:01,280
barrel.

3052
01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:05,480
It's got a Mayo registration

3053
01:40:05,480 --> 01:40:07,780
plate on an MO505.

3054
01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:10,620
Let's move.

3055
01:40:10,780 --> 01:40:10,940
Oh!

3056
01:40:11,420 --> 01:40:11,860
A liquor.

3057
01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:14,450
I just seen a liquor crawl out

3058
01:40:14,450 --> 01:40:16,180
of the crawl space.

3059
01:40:19,900 --> 01:40:21,060
That's one for the ultras.

3060
01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:23,100
What about this?

3061
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:26,540
There's a fire hydrant.

3062
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:30,380
A fire hose is fixed with bolts.

3063
01:40:32,580 --> 01:40:33,560
Just rip it off.

3064
01:40:34,380 --> 01:40:35,440
Rip the fucking thing off.

3065
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:40,310
You'd have to check the

3066
01:40:40,310 --> 01:40:42,340
controls.

3067
01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:43,440
There's two buttons to aim.

3068
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:44,820
One aims at enemies.

3069
01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:46,380
One aims at stuff like barrels.

3070
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:49,940
Oh, fuck.

3071
01:40:50,520 --> 01:40:51,600
I'm just going to live with it.

3072
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:53,050
This is part and parcel of the

3073
01:40:53,050 --> 01:40:54,500
speedrunner lifestyle.

3074
01:40:56,620 --> 01:40:56,940
Yeah.

3075
01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:57,560
Look at this.

3076
01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:58,500
I'm going to get that herb into

3077
01:40:58,500 --> 01:40:58,880
us now.

3078
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:00,480
Why not?

3079
01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:01,440
Let's have some fun with the

3080
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:01,820
herbs.

3081
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,460
And then we'll stick.

3082
01:41:03,580 --> 01:41:06,140
There's like a quadru herb

3083
01:41:06,140 --> 01:41:08,420
scenario going on here.

3084
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:09,180
We've got a blue.

3085
01:41:10,580 --> 01:41:11,700
Bluey Lewis in the news.

3086
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:12,920
Let's not take all the blues.

3087
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:14,360
They're for poison.

3088
01:41:18,700 --> 01:41:20,000
I'm going to combine a fucking

3089
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:20,940
couple of greens.

3090
01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:21,560
Am I...

3091
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:22,630
Are they setting us up for a

3092
01:41:22,630 --> 01:41:23,300
bit of poison?

3093
01:41:23,440 --> 01:41:24,760
Or what's the situation?

3094
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:25,840
Will I...

3095
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:28,470
Am I best to amalgamate herbs

3096
01:41:28,470 --> 01:41:29,240
now?

3097
01:41:29,420 --> 01:41:30,400
Look at the poster there.

3098
01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:31,840
Cool pizza for sale.

3099
01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:36,560
Combine those anyway.

3100
01:41:39,380 --> 01:41:40,450
And maybe combine a green and a

3101
01:41:40,450 --> 01:41:41,580
blue.

3102
01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:45,240
No.

3103
01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:48,240
I think I'd rather just keep...

3104
01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:48,820
Blue...

3105
01:41:48,820 --> 01:41:50,160
Blue is just for poison.

3106
01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:51,660
Isn't that it?

3107
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:55,800
What would you do?

3108
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:57,800
Would you combine blue?

3109
01:41:57,880 --> 01:41:59,060
Would you take this green here?

3110
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,340
I've only won Arnold Von Schlott.

3111
01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:04,850
Poison is not a huge issue in

3112
01:42:04,850 --> 01:42:05,540
this game.

3113
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:06,640
Unbelievable, isn't it?

3114
01:42:06,660 --> 01:42:07,300
That they're giving us this

3115
01:42:07,300 --> 01:42:07,560
stuff.

3116
01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:08,620
Can you discard herb?

3117
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:11,080
You can't even discard herb.

3118
01:42:13,340 --> 01:42:13,580
Oh.

3119
01:42:14,500 --> 01:42:15,080
I might be coming back through

3120
01:42:15,080 --> 01:42:16,400
here anyway, would I?

3121
01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:18,360
If I leave the green there and

3122
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:19,360
then come back for it.

3123
01:42:19,860 --> 01:42:20,540
I obviously know.

3124
01:42:20,980 --> 01:42:22,440
I just want to know if you know.

3125
01:42:22,600 --> 01:42:23,740
It's nice to know that there's

3126
01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:24,500
pure...

3127
01:42:26,060 --> 01:42:27,260
Purists.

3128
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:29,660
Watching the game here.

3129
01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:32,220
Speedrun is so fast.

3130
01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:33,540
It's in negative space time at

3131
01:42:33,540 --> 01:42:34,200
the moment.

3132
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,220
You'll be back here later, Nigel.

3133
01:42:36,260 --> 01:42:36,640
I knew it.

3134
01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:37,520
Thanks very much, man.

3135
01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:42,120
It's a Nigel furnished run at

3136
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:44,500
the moment.

3137
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:48,250
I'm not going to say that, you

3138
01:42:48,250 --> 01:42:49,200
know,

3139
01:42:50,220 --> 01:42:53,020
Flood and Rogers are no longer

3140
01:42:53,020 --> 01:42:54,760
necessary,

3141
01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:59,020
but they usually were here.

3142
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:00,280
I mean, it's just such a

3143
01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:01,720
surprising lack of Flood.

3144
01:43:02,820 --> 01:43:03,810
Great to have Rogers in the

3145
01:43:03,810 --> 01:43:04,520
fold.

3146
01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:08,610
But the absence of Flood really

3147
01:43:08,610 --> 01:43:11,840
is breaking my heart.

3148
01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:14,680
Will you take the power of Kabla?

3149
01:43:15,340 --> 01:43:15,780
Yes.

3150
01:43:15,780 --> 01:43:15,820
Yes.

3151
01:43:16,780 --> 01:43:17,620
Of course I will.

3152
01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:21,280
What about this?

3153
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:25,500
Seems that there is no power.

3154
01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:27,120
What about this lad down here?

3155
01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:27,840
Is he going to...

3156
01:43:27,840 --> 01:43:28,680
Am I going to have to take

3157
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:29,560
control of his life?

3158
01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:30,660
Yeah.

3159
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:33,360
Pretty fucking docile.

3160
01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:35,280
Good stuff.

3161
01:43:36,580 --> 01:43:37,020
Yes.

3162
01:43:50,340 --> 01:43:51,280
111 bullets.

3163
01:43:51,540 --> 01:43:53,100
It's never felt so good.

3164
01:43:58,140 --> 01:43:59,380
It's never felt so good.

3165
01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:00,060
Good stuff.

3166
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:00,660
Good stuff.

3167
01:44:00,780 --> 01:44:01,800
Get that chest going.

3168
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:04,680
I'm going to put these away.

3169
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:06,790
Save them for a rainy day, you

3170
01:44:06,790 --> 01:44:07,440
know?

3171
01:44:07,620 --> 01:44:08,500
Rainy day fund.

3172
01:44:10,080 --> 01:44:11,600
Stick the cable there as well.

3173
01:44:17,980 --> 01:44:16,440
Parastroika, how are you

3174
01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:19,180
getting on?

3175
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:20,900
Great to have your advisory

3176
01:44:20,900 --> 01:44:21,740
notes as well.

3177
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:23,990
In trying and testing times

3178
01:44:23,990 --> 01:44:25,220
such as now.

3179
01:44:26,660 --> 01:44:28,040
Oh, Zach and Cody.

3180
01:44:28,580 --> 01:44:29,860
Zach and fucking Cody, the

3181
01:44:29,860 --> 01:44:30,840
sweet life.

3182
01:44:30,940 --> 01:44:31,880
What are we going to do here?

3183
01:44:31,960 --> 01:44:32,880
What are we going to put inside

3184
01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:33,300
this one?

3185
01:44:34,860 --> 01:44:36,420
Maybe an ink ribbon for a save?

3186
01:44:37,240 --> 01:44:37,940
Oh, there's an ink ribbon over

3187
01:44:37,940 --> 01:44:38,460
there.

3188
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:40,770
Will you be shuffling your

3189
01:44:40,770 --> 01:44:44,000
advisory committee, Minister?

3190
01:44:46,580 --> 01:44:48,000
Chat topics on...

3191
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:49,020
You think about what?

3192
01:44:49,820 --> 01:44:51,820
You don't tend to think about

3193
01:44:51,820 --> 01:44:54,150
the Captain Sack Tip, which I've

3194
01:44:54,150 --> 01:44:55,500
just received.

3195
01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:56,420
Thank you very much.

3196
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:57,840
Could you wish my brother

3197
01:44:57,840 --> 01:44:59,540
Michael a happy birthday?

3198
01:45:00,020 --> 01:45:02,260
Turning the big 4-0 out in

3199
01:45:02,260 --> 01:45:03,500
Thailand.

3200
01:45:04,420 --> 01:45:05,440
Yeah, enjoy yourself.

3201
01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:06,360
Watch out.

3202
01:45:07,740 --> 01:45:08,700
Just watch out.

3203
01:45:08,940 --> 01:45:09,500
Be safe.

3204
01:45:10,060 --> 01:45:11,940
Stay safe out yonder.

3205
01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:13,860
Aren't the Thais at war at the

3206
01:45:13,860 --> 01:45:14,660
moment?

3207
01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:16,180
With the cam boats?

3208
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,000
Don't go out into fucking war

3209
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:19,580
zones.

3210
01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:21,160
Stay to the beaches.

3211
01:45:22,100 --> 01:45:23,060
Have a bit of a laugh.

3212
01:45:23,260 --> 01:45:24,420
Don't go fucking looking for

3213
01:45:24,420 --> 01:45:25,100
any spice.

3214
01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:26,040
Yeah?

3215
01:45:26,260 --> 01:45:27,960
That's my advice for your 40th.

3216
01:45:29,620 --> 01:45:30,880
Have a Pad Thai.

3217
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,100
Get yourself a Digi Pad Thai.

3218
01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:39,280
Please be careful.

3219
01:45:40,140 --> 01:45:41,460
I'm going to get a re-up.

3220
01:45:41,940 --> 01:45:43,440
Just going to get a re-up on

3221
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:45,280
the cranberry juice.

3222
01:45:45,860 --> 01:45:46,660
Anybody want one?

3223
01:45:46,660 --> 01:45:48,440
Just a joke.

3224
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:50,160
Obviously you can't fucking get

3225
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:50,960
your drink.

3226
01:45:52,660 --> 01:45:53,700
Insurance companies!

3227
01:45:56,160 --> 01:45:57,110
And the tip alert isn't as loud

3228
01:45:57,110 --> 01:45:58,800
as the game.

3229
01:45:59,780 --> 01:46:01,540
Just while I've got you there,

3230
01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:03,540
is the game volume too fucking

3231
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:04,140
loud?

3232
01:46:05,520 --> 01:46:06,500
I like it.

3233
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:08,120
But ye mightn't.

3234
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:10,660
I think it's fine.

3235
01:46:12,860 --> 01:46:14,180
The game volume is grand good

3236
01:46:14,180 --> 01:46:14,660
stuff.

3237
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:15,300
Free son.

3238
01:46:16,820 --> 01:46:18,180
Thank you very much G-Man.

3239
01:46:18,360 --> 01:46:20,120
Nothing like the gift of bullet.

3240
01:46:20,620 --> 01:46:22,310
For the hordes of flesh-eating

3241
01:46:22,310 --> 01:46:22,880
undead

3242
01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:24,270
to get us into the Christmas

3243
01:46:24,270 --> 01:46:24,860
spirit.

3244
01:46:25,380 --> 01:46:26,400
Thank you for the stream.

3245
01:46:26,660 --> 01:46:27,740
Thank you very much for the tip.

3246
01:46:28,340 --> 01:46:30,660
I just love having 111 spare

3247
01:46:30,660 --> 01:46:32,380
bullets in my back pocket

3248
01:46:32,380 --> 01:46:33,630
for when things go wrong at

3249
01:46:33,630 --> 01:46:34,360
Christmas.

3250
01:46:35,420 --> 01:46:36,220
And you can quote me on that

3251
01:46:36,220 --> 01:46:36,780
one.

3252
01:46:38,140 --> 01:46:39,220
See you in a minute, yeah?

3253
01:46:40,180 --> 01:46:41,080
Just going to get the cranberry

3254
01:46:41,080 --> 01:46:41,480
in.

3255
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:43,580
Look.

3256
01:46:43,580 --> 01:47:13,560
*sad music*

3257
01:47:13,560 --> 01:47:33,560
*sad music*

3258
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:38,560
*sad music*

3259
01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:41,420
It is what it is. And as I said,

3260
01:47:41,420 --> 01:47:43,040
it is what it is. There was a

3261
01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:43,540
little bit

3262
01:47:43,540 --> 01:47:46,000
of an air bubble which modified

3263
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:48,270
my voice to make me sound like

3264
01:47:48,270 --> 01:47:51,780
a bubble man. G-man, thanks for

3265
01:47:51,780 --> 01:47:53,540
the tip. Let's get going here.

3266
01:47:53,540 --> 01:47:55,540
Please be careful!

3267
01:47:55,540 --> 01:47:57,540
*sad music*

3268
01:47:57,540 --> 01:47:59,540
*sad music*

3269
01:47:59,540 --> 01:48:01,540
*sad music*

3270
01:48:01,540 --> 01:48:03,540
*sad music*

3271
01:48:03,540 --> 01:48:15,540
*sad music*

3272
01:48:15,540 --> 01:48:17,540
*sad music*

3273
01:48:17,540 --> 01:48:19,540
*sad music*

3274
01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:21,540
*sad music*

3275
01:48:21,540 --> 01:48:23,540
*sad music*

3276
01:48:23,540 --> 01:48:25,540
*sad music*

3277
01:48:25,540 --> 01:48:27,540
*sad music*

3278
01:48:27,540 --> 01:48:29,880
I don't have a fox sound.

3279
01:48:30,620 --> 01:48:31,420
Just a wolf?

3280
01:48:32,020 --> 01:48:33,520
That will... It's close enough.

3281
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:35,600
Probably the same

3282
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:37,100
phylum.

3283
01:48:39,100 --> 01:48:39,820
Same

3284
01:48:39,820 --> 01:48:41,360
fucking

3285
01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:43,280
whatever you call it. Maybe phylum.

3286
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:45,960
God. Same phylum there

3287
01:48:45,960 --> 01:48:48,120
as well. Three of the finest

3288
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:50,060
phylums known to man, ready

3289
01:48:50,060 --> 01:48:51,370
to lay siege to me with their

3290
01:48:51,370 --> 01:48:51,840
fucking

3291
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:54,160
schnarl. I think it's time

3292
01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:56,040
to go merciless on us.

3293
01:48:57,140 --> 01:48:57,980
Ming the merciless.

3294
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:02,460
Don't worry about the speed run.

3295
01:49:02,460 --> 01:49:02,820
You just

3296
01:49:02,820 --> 01:49:04,080
fucking stay tuned, yeah?

3297
01:49:08,920 --> 01:49:09,720
It's Christmas.

3298
01:49:10,740 --> 01:49:11,780
Put the feet up.

3299
01:49:13,040 --> 01:49:14,840
Chill the fuck out. Leave the

3300
01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:15,040
hard

3301
01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:15,660
work to me.

3302
01:49:17,940 --> 01:49:18,600
Look here.

3303
01:49:18,740 --> 01:49:19,690
I'm gonna have to just run

3304
01:49:19,690 --> 01:49:20,580
straight ahead.

3305
01:49:20,580 --> 01:49:22,200
Run like fuck through to the

3306
01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:22,520
next

3307
01:49:22,520 --> 01:49:23,660
door through there.

3308
01:49:26,740 --> 01:49:29,640
RLF.

3309
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:30,360
RLF.

3310
01:49:31,080 --> 01:49:31,780
Oh yeah.

3311
01:49:34,180 --> 01:49:35,660
Am I going the right way at all?

3312
01:49:38,700 --> 01:49:39,100
Map.

3313
01:49:40,540 --> 01:49:41,320
Mapatichi there.

3314
01:49:42,060 --> 01:49:43,140
A downtown map.

3315
01:49:43,940 --> 01:49:44,380
Restaurant.

3316
01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:49,300
We've got the downtown map.

3317
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:51,140
We're about to lay siege

3318
01:49:51,140 --> 01:49:51,980
to a restaurant.

3319
01:49:52,120 --> 01:49:52,480
Look at that.

3320
01:49:52,540 --> 01:49:53,060
A hanging

3321
01:49:53,060 --> 01:49:55,380
chad of pallets

3322
01:49:55,380 --> 01:49:57,080
up above there.

3323
01:49:58,580 --> 01:50:00,140
Big, big currency up north.

3324
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:01,580
I wonder

3325
01:50:01,580 --> 01:50:04,260
will we get squashed

3326
01:50:04,260 --> 01:50:04,880
underneath it.

3327
01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:06,040
It's gonna have to be a run

3328
01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:07,480
and dodge situation.

3329
01:50:07,620 --> 01:50:08,580
Let's just try it.

3330
01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:11,640
Fuck.

3331
01:50:13,640 --> 01:50:15,340
It's a new beast.

3332
01:50:21,340 --> 01:50:23,120
Time to whip out the 12 gauge

3333
01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:24,560
and lay siege

3334
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:26,080
to this modified looking

3335
01:50:26,080 --> 01:50:26,640
liquor buck.

3336
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:27,100
It's not

3337
01:50:27,100 --> 01:50:28,820
a liquor buck of glory

3338
01:50:28,820 --> 01:50:29,540
from the, like,

3339
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:30,260
the second game.

3340
01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:31,000
It's a new,

3341
01:50:31,100 --> 01:50:32,000
I'm gonna call this guy

3342
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:33,520
the liquor bucker glory.

3343
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:35,420
But it's gonna be

3344
01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:36,440
the last bit of glory

3345
01:50:36,440 --> 01:50:37,720
he's ever going to see.

3346
01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:38,460
In fact,

3347
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:39,960
I'm gonna wager

3348
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:42,900
that he's not going to see

3349
01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:44,040
any glory at all.

3350
01:50:44,160 --> 01:50:44,560
Glory

3351
01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:46,260
being exemplified

3352
01:50:46,260 --> 01:50:47,260
by getting won.

3353
01:50:47,420 --> 01:50:48,060
He's not even gonna

3354
01:50:48,060 --> 01:50:49,260
land a claw on me.

3355
01:50:49,900 --> 01:50:50,480
Watch this.

3356
01:50:51,740 --> 01:50:52,200
Pure

3357
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:53,360
lick out mania.

3358
01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:54,080
Sorry about that.

3359
01:50:55,040 --> 01:50:55,380
I just,

3360
01:50:55,540 --> 01:50:56,720
somebody said it in the chat.

3361
01:50:57,620 --> 01:50:58,460
And I fucking read it.

3362
01:50:58,540 --> 01:50:59,480
That's one of the perils

3363
01:50:59,480 --> 01:51:00,820
of live streaming as well.

3364
01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:01,860
You read stuff out

3365
01:51:01,860 --> 01:51:03,560
and you don't mean to say it.

3366
01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:05,640
Let's just deal with this cunt

3367
01:51:05,640 --> 01:51:07,820
with due process.

3368
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:09,260
The process

3369
01:51:09,260 --> 01:51:10,800
of buckshot.

3370
01:51:11,340 --> 01:51:12,440
Frightening concept.

3371
01:51:12,780 --> 01:51:13,600
Not sure if you're

3372
01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:14,480
familiar with it.

3373
01:51:15,340 --> 01:51:16,280
Are there any gun nuts

3374
01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:16,700
out there?

3375
01:51:17,320 --> 01:51:18,110
You've basically got a

3376
01:51:18,110 --> 01:51:18,640
cartridge

3377
01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:20,240
full of little fucking pellets.

3378
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:21,560
Shot.

3379
01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:22,660
If you will.

3380
01:51:23,320 --> 01:51:24,200
The spray on it

3381
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:25,740
is insane.

3382
01:51:25,860 --> 01:51:26,640
It'll rip you.

3383
01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:28,420
Fucking rip you

3384
01:51:28,420 --> 01:51:29,020
a new one.

3385
01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:30,760
You need to be close up though.

3386
01:51:30,760 --> 01:51:31,640
Up close and personal.

3387
01:51:32,360 --> 01:51:33,420
It's one of those jobs.

3388
01:51:33,420 --> 01:51:34,860
It's not a long ranger.

3389
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:36,600
You need to work your way

3390
01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:37,880
into the manifold first.

3391
01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:38,840
And then

3392
01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:40,080
start fucking going.

3393
01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:41,900
Watch this.

3394
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,680
Or forever hold your peace.

3395
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:47,780
And the music just

3396
01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:50,380
get into the mood here.

3397
01:51:50,460 --> 01:51:51,440
Listen to that music.

3398
01:51:51,440 --> 01:52:04,760
Nasty stuff.

3399
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:08,060
Capcom had their own nasty

3400
01:52:08,060 --> 01:52:09,080
sound division.

3401
01:52:09,780 --> 01:52:12,910
which was a bunch of crazy

3402
01:52:12,910 --> 01:52:15,500
little guys.

3403
01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:18,840
Enconced inside a box.

3404
01:52:19,660 --> 01:52:21,980
In the corner of the main game

3405
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:23,620
development floor.

3406
01:52:23,620 --> 01:52:25,620
Capcom level 6.

3407
01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:26,420
And I think it was.

3408
01:52:26,420 --> 01:52:26,880
In the building.

3409
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:28,860
And these guys

3410
01:52:28,860 --> 01:52:29,880
did not sleep.

3411
01:52:29,960 --> 01:52:30,960
They were sleep depraved.

3412
01:52:31,080 --> 01:52:32,240
In order to harvest

3413
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:33,880
the best known

3414
01:52:33,880 --> 01:52:35,720
ethereal

3415
01:52:35,720 --> 01:52:37,640
scary noises

3416
01:52:37,640 --> 01:52:38,560
they could get.

3417
01:52:39,220 --> 01:52:40,020
A few of them

3418
01:52:40,020 --> 01:52:41,000
didn't even make it

3419
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:41,520
out the end.

3420
01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:47,680
Thank you so much.

3421
01:52:48,740 --> 01:52:49,900
For giving your life.

3422
01:52:50,900 --> 01:52:51,700
In order to create

3423
01:52:51,700 --> 01:52:52,660
this piece of music.

3424
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:53,940
This BGM

3425
01:52:53,940 --> 01:52:55,080
we're hearing right here.

3426
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:58,400
You won't be forgotten about.

3427
01:52:59,360 --> 01:53:00,220
That's for sure.

3428
01:53:01,480 --> 01:53:02,680
Fucking love you dudes.

3429
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:05,040
Super super dudes.

3430
01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:05,840
Let's do this.

3431
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:06,300
For them.

3432
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:08,560
The tortured.

3433
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:08,860
Capcom.

3434
01:53:08,860 --> 01:53:08,860
Capcom.

3435
01:53:08,860 --> 01:53:08,860
Capcom.

3436
01:53:08,860 --> 01:53:09,440
Capcom.

3437
01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:09,780
Capcom.

3438
01:53:09,780 --> 01:53:09,800
Capcom.

3439
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:09,840
Capcom.

3440
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:09,840
Capcom.

3441
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:10,300
Capcom.

3442
01:53:10,300 --> 01:53:10,500
Capcom.

3443
01:53:10,500 --> 01:53:11,480
Sound unit.

3444
01:53:12,980 --> 01:53:14,360
Let's do this for them.

3445
01:53:14,780 --> 01:53:15,040
Yeah.

3446
01:53:15,540 --> 01:53:17,120
Say a little prayer out there.

3447
01:53:17,280 --> 01:53:18,380
Remember them in your sleep

3448
01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:18,940
tonight.

3449
01:53:20,220 --> 01:53:21,480
They died for you.

3450
01:53:22,420 --> 01:53:23,610
But their fucking lives on the

3451
01:53:23,610 --> 01:53:24,240
line.

3452
01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:26,340
Wow.

3453
01:53:26,340 --> 01:53:26,740
Woo!

3454
01:53:26,740 --> 01:53:27,580
Woo!

3455
01:53:27,580 --> 01:53:29,580
Woo!

3456
01:53:29,580 --> 01:53:31,580
*Sigh*

3457
01:53:35,020 --> 01:53:36,020
*Sigh*

3458
01:53:37,720 --> 01:53:38,220
Woo!

3459
01:53:59,220 --> 01:54:01,080
I think we should listen to the

3460
01:54:01,080 --> 01:54:02,980
Japanese national anthem.

3461
01:54:26,860 --> 01:54:28,540
Isn't it by the way? This is

3462
01:54:28,540 --> 01:54:30,810
the sound unit from Capcom. How

3463
01:54:30,810 --> 01:54:32,480
about this? Do we have the

3464
01:54:32,480 --> 01:54:34,860
Japanese national anthem? We do.

3465
01:54:34,860 --> 01:54:36,620
Stand please for the Japanese

3466
01:54:36,620 --> 01:54:37,860
national anthem.

3467
01:54:37,860 --> 01:55:07,840
ORGAN PLAYS

3468
01:55:07,840 --> 01:55:37,820
ORGAN PLAYS

3469
01:55:37,820 --> 01:56:00,380
*Dramatic music*

3470
01:56:00,380 --> 01:56:02,060
AHHHHH JAPAN!

3471
01:56:02,060 --> 01:56:04,060
And there we go.

3472
01:56:04,060 --> 01:56:05,250
I finish it off in the

3473
01:56:05,250 --> 01:56:06,880
traditional way that you do it

3474
01:56:06,880 --> 01:56:07,660
in Japan.

3475
01:56:07,660 --> 01:56:10,410
You might not like it, but that's

3476
01:56:10,410 --> 01:56:12,530
what it is. That's how you do

3477
01:56:12,530 --> 01:56:13,020
it.

3478
01:56:13,020 --> 01:56:14,940
Now, back into these cunts.

3479
01:56:14,940 --> 01:56:17,180
Whoo!

3480
01:56:17,180 --> 01:56:19,940
Get ready for this. The new

3481
01:56:19,940 --> 01:56:23,180
fucking liquor booker glory is

3482
01:56:23,180 --> 01:56:26,310
about to get fucking dispatched

3483
01:56:26,310 --> 01:56:29,420
to level 9.

3484
01:56:29,420 --> 01:56:30,850
He's not even gonna lay a

3485
01:56:30,850 --> 01:56:32,590
finger on me. He's not even

3486
01:56:32,590 --> 01:56:34,300
gonna lay a tongue on me.

3487
01:56:34,300 --> 01:56:37,180
The dirt. I can guarantee you

3488
01:56:37,180 --> 01:56:39,630
an absolute embezzlement of his

3489
01:56:39,630 --> 01:56:42,060
funds right here, right now.

3490
01:56:42,060 --> 01:56:43,260
Watch this.

3491
01:56:49,260 --> 01:56:50,060
Why isn't it working?

3492
01:56:53,340 --> 01:56:53,530
Oh, don't fucking tell me I've

3493
01:56:53,530 --> 01:56:56,620
fucked it up. Just...

3494
01:56:56,620 --> 01:57:04,620
*Dramatic music*

3495
01:57:04,620 --> 01:57:09,500
*Dramatic music*

3496
01:57:09,500 --> 01:57:09,980
Yeah!

3497
01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:11,100
Yeah!

3498
01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:12,540
Yeah!

3499
01:57:12,540 --> 01:57:13,900
Japan!

3500
01:57:13,900 --> 01:57:15,900
Japan!

3501
01:57:15,900 --> 01:57:17,930
That's you fucking dealt with.

3502
01:57:17,930 --> 01:57:18,940
You pair of clowns.

3503
01:57:18,940 --> 01:57:23,980
*Dramatic music*

3504
01:57:23,980 --> 01:57:26,930
Good stuff. Speed run intact.

3505
01:57:26,930 --> 01:57:27,900
Let's fucking move.

3506
01:57:32,620 --> 01:57:32,840
There's a slot into which a

3507
01:57:32,840 --> 01:57:35,980
battery can be set.

3508
01:57:38,460 --> 01:57:38,150
And the elevator doesn't work

3509
01:57:38,150 --> 01:57:40,240
because you need the battery

3510
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,500
for that slot.

3511
01:57:42,220 --> 01:57:42,860
Go figure.

3512
01:57:43,660 --> 01:57:46,070
Just another little curveball

3513
01:57:46,070 --> 01:57:48,510
they've thrown our way in order

3514
01:57:48,510 --> 01:57:51,180
to make the game more exciting.

3515
01:57:52,220 --> 01:57:53,420
How about that excitement?

3516
01:57:54,300 --> 01:57:55,610
Just knowing five minutes ago

3517
01:57:55,610 --> 01:57:57,580
we didn't know we had to get a

3518
01:57:57,580 --> 01:57:58,540
battery.

3519
01:57:58,540 --> 01:57:59,740
But now we know we have to get

3520
01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:00,380
a battery.

3521
01:58:01,580 --> 01:58:02,860
Where did that fucking zombie

3522
01:58:02,860 --> 01:58:03,980
come from?

3523
01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:07,460
Did he get iced in a sort of

3524
01:58:07,460 --> 01:58:09,900
collateral damage way? Did he?

3525
01:58:12,620 --> 01:58:13,820
Fucking collateraled him.

3526
01:58:15,340 --> 01:58:16,620
Search the body, good man.

3527
01:58:19,580 --> 01:58:20,060
Do-loop!

3528
01:58:22,940 --> 01:58:24,470
His expression shows insane

3529
01:58:24,470 --> 01:58:27,420
agony and pain. Good.

3530
01:58:28,300 --> 01:58:29,590
That's what we're here for.

3531
01:58:29,590 --> 01:58:30,620
What about these idiots?

3532
01:58:31,740 --> 01:58:32,140
Nothing.

3533
01:58:34,060 --> 01:58:34,940
See you later lads.

3534
01:58:35,500 --> 01:58:37,340
You haven't even got red blood.

3535
01:58:37,340 --> 01:58:38,380
Stadia.

3536
01:58:39,660 --> 01:58:41,730
Stadia. His expression shows

3537
01:58:41,730 --> 01:58:43,460
insane agony. I've already read

3538
01:58:43,460 --> 01:58:43,660
it.

3539
01:58:44,780 --> 01:58:46,140
What about that palette though?

3540
01:58:46,140 --> 01:58:47,380
That's looking ominous. Above

3541
01:58:47,380 --> 01:58:47,980
the head there.

3542
01:58:49,500 --> 01:58:49,980
Up here.

3543
01:58:51,100 --> 01:58:52,060
Straight through the door.

3544
01:58:54,860 --> 01:58:54,450
Feeling good. Feeling like I'm

3545
01:58:54,450 --> 01:58:56,770
really getting into the fucking

3546
01:58:56,770 --> 01:58:58,860
groove here. It's it's a real,

3547
01:58:59,420 --> 01:59:02,060
as they say, it's a real vibe.

3548
01:59:02,060 --> 01:59:02,940
Scum!

3549
01:59:02,940 --> 01:59:04,060
Oh fuck. Scum!

3550
01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:08,100
You know, there's no other game

3551
01:59:08,100 --> 01:59:09,420
like it.

3552
01:59:11,100 --> 01:59:12,220
Look at his face, look.

3553
01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:18,380
Boom.

3554
01:59:21,340 --> 01:59:23,720
Come on. I'll give you a chance.

3555
01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:25,410
I gave you a chance at the big

3556
01:59:25,410 --> 01:59:27,500
time. You blew it. No, you didn't.

3557
01:59:29,340 --> 01:59:29,830
Get the fuck off me. Kick your

3558
01:59:29,830 --> 01:59:31,980
head like a football, like a

3559
01:59:31,980 --> 01:59:33,180
soccer ball.

3560
01:59:34,380 --> 01:59:36,140
What about you, blood man.

3561
01:59:39,100 --> 01:59:38,630
Don't even know how you're

3562
01:59:38,630 --> 01:59:41,020
living with yourself.

3563
01:59:42,220 --> 01:59:42,980
Stadia. There's a lot of you lads.

3564
01:59:42,980 --> 01:59:44,750
There's a fucking lot of you. I'll

3565
01:59:44,750 --> 01:59:46,380
come back to you. Wait there.

3566
01:59:46,940 --> 01:59:47,900
Do you need to reload?

3567
01:59:51,820 --> 01:59:52,780
There's a pile of them.

3568
01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:55,340
It's a pylon.

3569
02:00:01,260 --> 02:00:02,560
I thought that was a butterfly

3570
02:00:02,560 --> 02:00:03,940
flying around then. It's a bit

3571
02:00:03,940 --> 02:00:04,540
of paper.

3572
02:00:05,340 --> 02:00:06,520
A bit of waste paper. You're

3573
02:00:06,520 --> 02:00:08,380
saying shotgun Francis.

3574
02:00:09,580 --> 02:00:10,680
I'm saving those for a rainy

3575
02:00:10,680 --> 02:00:13,500
day. It's the rainy day fund.

3576
02:00:18,540 --> 02:00:20,100
It's the rainy day fund for the

3577
02:00:20,100 --> 02:00:20,780
country.

3578
02:00:22,780 --> 02:00:23,840
It's the Apple tax rainy day

3579
02:00:23,840 --> 02:00:24,700
fund.

3580
02:00:32,780 --> 02:00:30,590
Lovely, lovely stuff. You love

3581
02:00:30,590 --> 02:00:36,140
to see it. You see to love it.

3582
02:00:37,660 --> 02:00:38,190
You really do. Anything for me

3583
02:00:38,190 --> 02:00:40,390
lads? Nothing? There's a big

3584
02:00:40,390 --> 02:00:41,740
ventilation hole.

3585
02:00:42,620 --> 02:00:45,580
Nothing for me? Nothing for me.

3586
02:00:47,420 --> 02:00:48,550
Nothing ventured, nothing

3587
02:00:48,550 --> 02:00:51,480
gained. Isn't that it? Isn't

3588
02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:53,180
that what they say?

3589
02:00:53,980 --> 02:00:54,820
Up the steps, into the

3590
02:00:54,820 --> 02:00:57,020
restaurant. And what have we

3591
02:00:57,020 --> 02:00:58,940
got in here? A cutscene per

3592
02:00:58,940 --> 02:01:01,660
chance, perhaps? Don't crash.

3593
02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:04,490
And that sounds very intriguing.

3594
02:01:04,490 --> 02:01:06,880
That noise there. It's locked

3595
02:01:06,880 --> 02:01:09,070
with a simple lock. Will he use

3596
02:01:09,070 --> 02:01:10,300
it? Of course, of course.

3597
02:01:12,060 --> 02:01:14,940
Crowbar. Firehook.

3598
02:01:14,940 --> 02:01:19,980
That's a steam pipe. That's

3599
02:01:19,980 --> 02:01:24,690
gonna burn us if we walk into

3600
02:01:24,690 --> 02:01:27,340
it, I think.

3601
02:01:29,340 --> 02:01:29,900
Maybe not.

3602
02:01:32,460 --> 02:01:31,250
They're setting us up for

3603
02:01:31,250 --> 02:01:32,720
something. I feel like

3604
02:01:32,720 --> 02:01:34,520
something's gonna happen here.

3605
02:01:34,520 --> 02:01:36,270
He's gonna birth through, isn't

3606
02:01:36,270 --> 02:01:36,700
he?

3607
02:01:37,980 --> 02:01:39,030
Just be- Let me know. Let me

3608
02:01:39,030 --> 02:01:42,550
know here. Look. Let's open the

3609
02:01:42,550 --> 02:01:44,860
kimono on this. Is he gonna

3610
02:01:44,860 --> 02:01:45,580
fucking come through?

3611
02:01:46,060 --> 02:01:47,210
Am I gonna have to blow up a

3612
02:01:47,210 --> 02:01:48,610
gas tank there in order? Am I

3613
02:01:48,610 --> 02:01:50,050
gonna shoot that gas tank?

3614
02:01:50,050 --> 02:01:52,300
Maybe, yeah.

3615
02:01:55,660 --> 02:01:57,140
Am I gonna have to shoot those,

3616
02:01:57,140 --> 02:01:58,490
uh, if you shoot it? If you

3617
02:01:58,490 --> 02:02:00,380
shoot, will it explode? Well, I'm

3618
02:02:00,380 --> 02:02:01,940
asking- Jake, I'm the man with

3619
02:02:01,940 --> 02:02:03,480
the questions, not ye. You need

3620
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:04,860
to give me the definitive.

3621
02:02:10,780 --> 02:02:12,300
Nige is awful quiet, isn't he?

3622
02:02:12,300 --> 02:02:14,380
What about Parastroika?

3623
02:02:14,380 --> 02:02:16,150
Anything going there? Anything

3624
02:02:16,150 --> 02:02:17,940
floating around? Any info

3625
02:02:17,940 --> 02:02:19,660
floating around, man?

3626
02:02:21,500 --> 02:02:21,890
There's a- There's a fucking

3627
02:02:21,890 --> 02:02:24,290
drought on around the fucking

3628
02:02:24,290 --> 02:02:26,240
town with- with, uh, for

3629
02:02:26,240 --> 02:02:27,780
information. I'm looking for

3630
02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:28,140
some.

3631
02:02:30,620 --> 02:02:32,280
The answers are complex after

3632
02:02:32,280 --> 02:02:33,690
you use the manhole opener.

3633
02:02:33,690 --> 02:02:34,220
Okay.

3634
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:36,930
If you shoot it, you'll be

3635
02:02:36,930 --> 02:02:40,210
lifted up to New Horizons. Okay.

3636
02:02:40,210 --> 02:02:42,380
Good stuff, good stuff.

3637
02:02:45,420 --> 02:02:45,790
And that's our- we use our fire

3638
02:02:45,790 --> 02:02:49,190
hook on that. It seems to be a

3639
02:02:49,190 --> 02:02:51,100
switch for the drain.

3640
02:02:53,500 --> 02:02:53,690
It seems to be a switch for the

3641
02:02:53,690 --> 02:02:57,100
drain. Another memo, perhaps?

3642
02:02:57,100 --> 02:02:59,580
No? Cup of tea?

3643
02:02:59,580 --> 02:03:05,500
Nothing. A- a- a fuckin' satchel

3644
02:03:05,500 --> 02:03:09,250
or a bag? Anything in that?

3645
02:03:09,250 --> 02:03:13,980
Jill satchel? No? City guide.

3646
02:03:15,660 --> 02:03:16,320
The tracks of our city. Dear

3647
02:03:16,320 --> 02:03:18,700
citizens, thanks to kind and

3648
02:03:18,700 --> 02:03:21,460
generous people of- thanks to

3649
02:03:21,460 --> 02:03:23,230
the kind and generous people I

3650
02:03:23,230 --> 02:03:24,860
would have put there, Capcom.

3651
02:03:24,860 --> 02:03:26,620
Thanks to kind and generous

3652
02:03:26,620 --> 02:03:28,790
people of Umbrella Incorporated.

3653
02:03:28,790 --> 02:03:30,700
This is a peaceful and friendly

3654
02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:31,340
city.

3655
02:03:32,780 --> 02:03:34,380
The vast donations from Umbrella

3656
02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:36,990
Incorporated have been used for

3657
02:03:36,990 --> 02:03:39,850
welfare work, the construction

3658
02:03:39,850 --> 02:03:42,180
of public utilities, and to

3659
02:03:42,180 --> 02:03:44,780
help maintain public peace.

3660
02:03:45,820 --> 02:03:48,930
In 1992, it was my fifth year

3661
02:03:48,930 --> 02:03:51,710
as mayor of our beautiful city.

3662
02:03:51,710 --> 02:03:54,130
It was then that through many

3663
02:03:54,130 --> 02:03:56,220
donations and hard work-

3664
02:03:56,220 --> 02:03:58,580
through many donations and hard

3665
02:03:58,580 --> 02:04:00,950
work, yeah, maybe, yeah- our

3666
02:04:00,950 --> 02:04:02,910
city was able to rebuild the

3667
02:04:02,910 --> 02:04:05,330
municipal building, create a

3668
02:04:05,330 --> 02:04:07,400
state-of-the-art hospital in

3669
02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:08,930
honour of these fine

3670
02:04:08,930 --> 02:04:11,210
accomplishments I was awarded

3671
02:04:11,210 --> 02:04:13,280
with a grand statue that same

3672
02:04:13,280 --> 02:04:14,060
year.

3673
02:04:14,060 --> 02:04:20,220
Thank you very much, Cian.

3674
02:04:20,220 --> 02:04:20,220
Thank you very much, Cian.

3675
02:04:24,780 --> 02:04:26,060
The statue rests in the

3676
02:04:26,060 --> 02:04:28,000
municipal building. I came to

3677
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,510
this city as an engineer more

3678
02:04:29,510 --> 02:04:32,930
than 35 years ago. I made

3679
02:04:32,930 --> 02:04:35,090
contributions to the electric

3680
02:04:35,090 --> 02:04:37,370
systems and to the installation

3681
02:04:37,370 --> 02:04:39,710
of the cable car. I pledge to

3682
02:04:39,710 --> 02:04:41,470
follow the tradition of this

3683
02:04:41,470 --> 02:04:43,180
fine city and will devote my

3684
02:04:43,180 --> 02:04:45,750
life to its prosperity. Sincerely,

3685
02:04:45,750 --> 02:04:47,700
the mayor of the city, Michael

3686
02:04:47,700 --> 02:04:51,240
Warren. Yeah, Warren. Nice memo,

3687
02:04:51,240 --> 02:04:52,060
man.

3688
02:04:52,060 --> 02:04:54,320
And there we have it. You've

3689
02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:56,920
taken the city guide. Did he

3690
02:04:56,920 --> 02:04:59,000
take his life at the end? He

3691
02:04:59,000 --> 02:05:01,550
dedicated his life to it. He

3692
02:05:01,550 --> 02:05:03,890
probably got fucking iced by an

3693
02:05:03,890 --> 02:05:06,220
onslaught of the undead.

3694
02:05:06,220 --> 02:05:07,560
The phone line has been

3695
02:05:07,560 --> 02:05:09,490
disconnected, but you know, it's

3696
02:05:09,490 --> 02:05:11,420
just one fucking blow after

3697
02:05:11,420 --> 02:05:14,750
another, isn't it? Round here,

3698
02:05:14,750 --> 02:05:20,610
anything going? Ashtray. An

3699
02:05:20,610 --> 02:05:22,120
issue of Playboy- two issues of

3700
02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:23,610
Playboy on the leather-clad

3701
02:05:23,610 --> 02:05:25,160
seat there. That's a cheeky

3702
02:05:25,160 --> 02:05:26,380
little addition.

3703
02:05:26,380 --> 02:05:27,700
Couple of wankers were having

3704
02:05:27,700 --> 02:05:28,900
lunch in here earlier on and

3705
02:05:28,900 --> 02:05:30,160
now they've had to make like a

3706
02:05:30,160 --> 02:05:31,530
tree and fuck off. And what we

3707
02:05:31,530 --> 02:05:33,000
will do is open our little manhole

3708
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:34,470
cover with the fire hook bestowed

3709
02:05:34,470 --> 02:05:35,940
to us by the Resident Evil Gods.

3710
02:05:35,940 --> 02:05:37,290
There's a hook. Hold to hook

3711
02:05:37,290 --> 02:05:42,120
something onto. Playzom. Combine.

3712
02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:44,380
Use. Check.

3713
02:05:44,380 --> 02:05:54,840
Great work there, Jill. Oh god.

3714
02:05:54,840 --> 02:06:04,380
What about this? Who's this?

3715
02:06:04,380 --> 02:06:06,550
Calm down, lady. I'm no zombie.

3716
02:06:06,550 --> 02:06:10,380
Calm down, lady. Carlos. Carlos.

3717
02:06:10,380 --> 02:06:11,600
Corporal of Umbrella's Biohazard

3718
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:12,800
Countermeasure Force. What's

3719
02:06:12,800 --> 02:06:14,520
your name? Jill. Great to see

3720
02:06:14,520 --> 02:06:16,330
you, Carlos. Did you just say

3721
02:06:16,330 --> 02:06:18,380
you belong to Umbrella's army?

3722
02:06:18,380 --> 02:06:20,030
Yeah. We came all the way out

3723
02:06:20,030 --> 02:06:21,810
here to save you civilians, but

3724
02:06:21,810 --> 02:06:23,540
the mission went bad the minute

3725
02:06:23,540 --> 02:06:24,380
we landed.

3726
02:06:28,380 --> 02:06:29,300
How did he...

3727
02:06:29,300 --> 02:06:30,020
Stars!

3728
02:06:30,360 --> 02:06:31,400
He's fast, isn't he?

3729
02:06:31,440 --> 02:06:32,040
For a big buck.

3730
02:06:32,560 --> 02:06:33,400
He's got pace.

3731
02:06:34,300 --> 02:06:35,340
He's probably on something.

3732
02:06:35,800 --> 02:06:36,920
You run into the basement.

3733
02:06:37,780 --> 02:06:38,140
Uh, yeah.

3734
02:06:38,760 --> 02:06:39,480
This way.

3735
02:06:43,480 --> 02:06:44,600
Good stuff there.

3736
02:06:44,880 --> 02:06:45,960
Myself and Carlos.

3737
02:06:48,420 --> 02:06:49,500
Myself and Carlos.

3738
02:06:49,660 --> 02:06:51,200
Down into the sewers we go.

3739
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:54,700
Run like fuck.

3740
02:06:54,780 --> 02:06:55,260
What about him?

3741
02:06:55,340 --> 02:06:55,940
Does he have something?

3742
02:06:56,140 --> 02:06:56,980
Tofu, is it?

3743
02:06:57,920 --> 02:06:59,730
His chest has been ripped into

3744
02:06:59,730 --> 02:07:01,200
and torn apart.

3745
02:07:02,520 --> 02:07:03,660
Sorry about that.

3746
02:07:04,020 --> 02:07:04,900
It's getting exciting.

3747
02:07:06,040 --> 02:07:07,670
The wind is making its presence

3748
02:07:07,670 --> 02:07:08,440
felt.

3749
02:07:09,220 --> 02:07:10,420
It's a freezer down here.

3750
02:07:11,840 --> 02:07:12,660
There's a vent hole.

3751
02:07:12,940 --> 02:07:14,090
It seems to be large enough for

3752
02:07:14,090 --> 02:07:15,020
a person to enter.

3753
02:07:15,120 --> 02:07:16,010
Will you escape through the

3754
02:07:16,010 --> 02:07:16,820
ventilation hole?

3755
02:07:16,960 --> 02:07:17,380
Yes!

3756
02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:23,060
Good man, Carlos.

3757
02:07:26,500 --> 02:07:27,460
Carlos is after you.

3758
02:07:27,460 --> 02:07:28,460
Goons.

3759
02:07:55,560 --> 02:07:56,240
Goons.

3760
02:07:56,240 --> 02:07:57,230
I think the master would tell

3761
02:07:57,230 --> 02:07:58,030
his dogs why they have to

3762
02:07:58,030 --> 02:07:58,930
retrieve the stick he just

3763
02:07:58,930 --> 02:07:59,420
proved.

3764
02:07:59,420 --> 02:08:00,520
No, they fucking wouldn't.

3765
02:08:00,620 --> 02:08:00,960
Tell her.

3766
02:08:01,080 --> 02:08:01,860
Tell her, Carlos.

3767
02:08:02,140 --> 02:08:03,410
If you want answers, you should

3768
02:08:03,410 --> 02:08:04,660
talk to someone else.

3769
02:08:04,740 --> 02:08:05,100
Yeah.

3770
02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:06,500
I am not with Umbrella.

3771
02:08:06,700 --> 02:08:08,520
Say hello to my little friend!

3772
02:08:09,160 --> 02:08:09,720
You'll have to finish this

3773
02:08:09,720 --> 02:08:10,200
later.

3774
02:08:10,200 --> 02:08:11,860
It's about time to get going on

3775
02:08:11,860 --> 02:08:12,620
these lads.

3776
02:08:13,140 --> 02:08:14,840
Stop talking, you fucking idiot.

3777
02:08:15,020 --> 02:08:16,380
There's lads behind us.

3778
02:08:16,720 --> 02:08:17,910
There's lads behind us, you daft

3779
02:08:17,910 --> 02:08:18,360
cunt.

3780
02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:23,520
Where's he gone?

3781
02:08:26,900 --> 02:08:27,700
Fucking hell.

3782
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:29,880
Ah!

3783
02:08:32,640 --> 02:08:33,720
It's non-stop.

3784
02:08:34,720 --> 02:08:36,160
Just give us a second there.

3785
02:08:36,240 --> 02:08:39,180
The speed run is just...

3786
02:08:39,180 --> 02:08:40,360
This is a...

3787
02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:42,260
You don't usually see this, but

3788
02:08:42,260 --> 02:08:43,540
I do it because I'm allowed.

3789
02:08:43,700 --> 02:08:45,720
It's just a basic fucking rest.

3790
02:08:47,300 --> 02:08:48,280
It's a basic rest period for

3791
02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:50,140
the speedrunner.

3792
02:08:51,060 --> 02:08:52,730
Mozman, thank you very much for

3793
02:08:52,730 --> 02:08:53,640
the tip.

3794
02:08:54,480 --> 02:08:55,360
Very kind of you.

3795
02:08:57,500 --> 02:08:58,090
So, what's the situation we're

3796
02:08:58,090 --> 02:09:00,000
dealing with here?

3797
02:09:00,040 --> 02:09:01,170
We go through the fucking door

3798
02:09:01,170 --> 02:09:01,880
and box there.

3799
02:09:01,940 --> 02:09:03,020
He's ready to claw you. He's

3800
02:09:03,020 --> 02:09:03,600
ready to kill you.

3801
02:09:03,700 --> 02:09:04,750
I don't think I'm going to go

3802
02:09:04,750 --> 02:09:05,520
through there.

3803
02:09:06,080 --> 02:09:06,620
What do we do?

3804
02:09:06,760 --> 02:09:08,070
I've only got one shell in the

3805
02:09:08,070 --> 02:09:09,140
fucking...

3806
02:09:09,140 --> 02:09:10,980
In the gun.

3807
02:09:11,880 --> 02:09:12,840
In the shotgun.

3808
02:09:12,840 --> 02:09:14,860
What's the situation?

3809
02:09:14,940 --> 02:09:16,080
If you don't kill Nemesis, he'll

3810
02:09:16,080 --> 02:09:17,040
follow you from area to area.

3811
02:09:17,860 --> 02:09:18,840
That's great news.

3812
02:09:19,280 --> 02:09:20,750
Now that I don't have my

3813
02:09:20,750 --> 02:09:22,220
shotgun shells.

3814
02:09:23,140 --> 02:09:24,060
What's the situation?

3815
02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:26,860
What's the situation?

3816
02:09:27,000 --> 02:09:27,540
We need Nige.

3817
02:09:27,700 --> 02:09:28,040
We need...

3818
02:09:28,040 --> 02:09:29,100
We need definitives here.

3819
02:09:30,940 --> 02:09:31,500
Sorry, Nige, to be laying all

3820
02:09:31,500 --> 02:09:32,680
this on you.

3821
02:09:33,740 --> 02:09:35,240
I think Nige is gone, you know.

3822
02:09:35,600 --> 02:09:36,800
I haven't seen Nige in a while.

3823
02:09:37,620 --> 02:09:38,320
Fucking hell.

3824
02:09:42,120 --> 02:09:43,500
Go back to the safe room.

3825
02:09:44,160 --> 02:09:46,100
Walk back past the zombies back

3826
02:09:46,100 --> 02:09:46,940
there.

3827
02:09:49,940 --> 02:09:50,580
Safe room.

3828
02:09:53,380 --> 02:09:54,570
Let's kill these fucking idiots

3829
02:09:54,570 --> 02:09:55,540
and then we'll...

3830
02:09:55,540 --> 02:09:59,760
Run!

3831
02:09:59,760 --> 02:09:59,820
Run!

3832
02:10:06,400 --> 02:10:07,000
It's not...

3833
02:10:07,000 --> 02:10:08,790
This isn't part of the fucking

3834
02:10:08,790 --> 02:10:09,480
script.

3835
02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:11,350
Is he going to come through

3836
02:10:11,350 --> 02:10:12,300
there now?

3837
02:10:13,260 --> 02:10:13,820
He is!

3838
02:10:16,900 --> 02:10:17,720
He's an animal.

3839
02:10:18,060 --> 02:10:19,200
He is a fucking animal.

3840
02:10:19,440 --> 02:10:19,970
Hopefully he doesn't come

3841
02:10:19,970 --> 02:10:20,520
through here.

3842
02:10:21,180 --> 02:10:22,020
Computer games.

3843
02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:23,520
Computer games.

3844
02:10:23,660 --> 02:10:24,620
Handheld gaming devices.

3845
02:10:24,620 --> 02:10:25,860
Handheld gaming devices.

3846
02:10:25,860 --> 02:10:26,780
Thank you very much, sir.

3847
02:10:26,940 --> 02:10:28,040
Mommeled clump.

3848
02:10:29,480 --> 02:10:31,100
Straight into the fucking

3849
02:10:31,100 --> 02:10:32,870
danger zone with the first aid

3850
02:10:32,870 --> 02:10:33,440
spree.

3851
02:10:33,740 --> 02:10:34,680
Ada Wong spree.

3852
02:10:35,020 --> 02:10:36,300
She's left us that there.

3853
02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:38,880
Which is nice for her.

3854
02:10:38,900 --> 02:10:39,970
And I love this little shove

3855
02:10:39,970 --> 02:10:40,460
ladder.

3856
02:10:40,980 --> 02:10:41,980
They call these shove ladders

3857
02:10:41,980 --> 02:10:42,700
in the biz.

3858
02:10:43,280 --> 02:10:43,560
Watch.

3859
02:10:44,140 --> 02:10:44,580
Shove.

3860
02:10:44,960 --> 02:10:45,320
Shove.

3861
02:10:45,720 --> 02:10:46,060
Shove.

3862
02:10:46,500 --> 02:10:46,840
Shove.

3863
02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:48,910
Where are we shoving it to,

3864
02:10:48,910 --> 02:10:49,780
though?

3865
02:10:51,960 --> 02:10:52,000
You can shove it up your

3866
02:10:52,000 --> 02:10:53,720
fucking hole.

3867
02:10:55,500 --> 02:10:56,620
Ain't that the truth?

3868
02:10:57,480 --> 02:10:59,440
The fireproof shutter is down.

3869
02:10:59,680 --> 02:11:00,140
So what?

3870
02:11:01,100 --> 02:11:01,400
We need to get up to that

3871
02:11:01,400 --> 02:11:03,020
little switch in, is it?

3872
02:11:04,000 --> 02:11:04,760
Of course.

3873
02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:06,620
Of course.

3874
02:11:08,720 --> 02:11:09,980
Do a little pop shove it.

3875
02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:15,440
Don't even say that to me.

3876
02:11:15,440 --> 02:11:17,510
It reminds me of the fucking

3877
02:11:17,510 --> 02:11:19,620
debacle from yesterday.

3878
02:11:20,440 --> 02:11:21,280
There we go.

3879
02:11:21,600 --> 02:11:22,260
Put that there.

3880
02:11:22,780 --> 02:11:23,760
Just, I mean, compared to

3881
02:11:23,760 --> 02:11:25,880
yesterday, like, fucking hell.

3882
02:11:26,960 --> 02:11:29,220
This is the way games should be.

3883
02:11:29,220 --> 02:11:30,720
This is the way it should

3884
02:11:30,720 --> 02:11:31,580
always be.

3885
02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:32,830
It should never be like it was

3886
02:11:32,830 --> 02:11:34,260
on that fucking skate story.

3887
02:11:35,000 --> 02:11:36,320
Fucking shite story.

3888
02:11:37,780 --> 02:11:39,060
The devil's pants.

3889
02:11:39,220 --> 02:11:40,360
You've won some devil's pants.

3890
02:11:41,360 --> 02:11:42,200
What about this?

3891
02:11:42,260 --> 02:11:43,000
Yeah, so we've done that.

3892
02:11:43,080 --> 02:11:43,940
The shutter is down.

3893
02:11:44,060 --> 02:11:45,460
So then how do we raise the

3894
02:11:45,460 --> 02:11:46,240
shutter?

3895
02:11:46,360 --> 02:11:47,740
Do we not just fucking switch

3896
02:11:47,740 --> 02:11:48,420
it there?

3897
02:11:53,160 --> 02:11:54,060
It's restored.

3898
02:11:58,400 --> 02:11:59,780
What happened yesterday, Jake?

3899
02:12:00,080 --> 02:12:02,580
Don't just... Don't even...

3900
02:12:02,580 --> 02:12:04,460
It's grand. It didn't happen.

3901
02:12:04,540 --> 02:12:05,590
I don't even want to talk about

3902
02:12:05,590 --> 02:12:05,880
it.

3903
02:12:06,540 --> 02:12:07,430
Don't even want to talk about

3904
02:12:07,430 --> 02:12:07,780
it.

3905
02:12:08,200 --> 02:12:09,580
That sort of stuff will fucking

3906
02:12:09,580 --> 02:12:10,300
kill you.

3907
02:12:11,680 --> 02:12:12,940
A real drag.

3908
02:12:13,180 --> 02:12:14,380
I don't know whether or not it's

3909
02:12:14,380 --> 02:12:15,660
Saturday afternoon

3910
02:12:15,660 --> 02:12:18,300
or it was the game.

3911
02:12:18,300 --> 02:12:19,860
I... Look at this.

3912
02:12:20,140 --> 02:12:22,200
Photo B. Look at his eyes.

3913
02:12:22,300 --> 02:12:23,920
A close-up shot of a zombie.

3914
02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:26,480
And look at his fucking eyes.

3915
02:12:26,520 --> 02:12:27,960
Like two eggs.

3916
02:12:28,820 --> 02:12:29,620
Inside the skull.

3917
02:12:30,040 --> 02:12:30,820
No pupils.

3918
02:12:31,700 --> 02:12:32,600
No iris.

3919
02:12:33,020 --> 02:12:33,880
No lens.

3920
02:12:34,720 --> 02:12:35,800
I dare say there's even a cornea

3921
02:12:35,800 --> 02:12:37,340
inside that eyeball.

3922
02:12:38,480 --> 02:12:40,840
It says scoop on the backside.

3923
02:12:42,100 --> 02:12:43,580
You've taken the photo B.

3924
02:12:44,300 --> 02:12:45,180
What's that going to do for us

3925
02:12:45,180 --> 02:12:45,840
though?

3926
02:12:45,840 --> 02:12:48,340
In the grand scheme of things.

3927
02:12:48,460 --> 02:12:50,200
The grand schematic of the game.

3928
02:12:52,040 --> 02:12:52,900
When the device is...

3929
02:12:52,900 --> 02:12:53,580
Great stuff.

3930
02:12:53,740 --> 02:12:55,180
Great to have you there, LX.

3931
02:12:55,260 --> 02:12:56,760
You are the new Nige.

3932
02:12:57,180 --> 02:12:58,420
I hope you don't mind.

3933
02:12:58,600 --> 02:13:01,240
You are now Nige Mark II.

3934
02:13:02,740 --> 02:13:03,100
I will...

3935
02:13:03,720 --> 02:13:05,190
Your name is hard to fucking

3936
02:13:05,190 --> 02:13:05,760
say.

3937
02:13:06,940 --> 02:13:07,180
So I'm just going to have to

3938
02:13:07,180 --> 02:13:09,060
call you Nige II for the moment.

3939
02:13:09,240 --> 02:13:10,100
Otherwise...

3940
02:13:10,100 --> 02:13:11,020
What is your name?

3941
02:13:11,820 --> 02:13:12,360
Lexaglet.

3942
02:13:12,360 --> 02:13:14,550
Sounds like a Benz or a drug or

3943
02:13:14,550 --> 02:13:15,700
something.

3944
02:13:16,740 --> 02:13:18,540
40 milligrams of Lexaglet.

3945
02:13:19,540 --> 02:13:20,140
When the device is being

3946
02:13:20,140 --> 02:13:22,460
activated, it'll glow green.

3947
02:13:22,780 --> 02:13:24,300
Then go to the panel near the

3948
02:13:24,300 --> 02:13:25,480
fire shutter.

3949
02:13:26,020 --> 02:13:26,840
And activate it.

3950
02:13:27,100 --> 02:13:29,340
It opens onto fire.

3951
02:13:29,880 --> 02:13:31,070
Does that mean it opens onto

3952
02:13:31,070 --> 02:13:31,640
fire?

3953
02:13:32,340 --> 02:13:33,380
But Jill won't be hurt.

3954
02:13:33,460 --> 02:13:36,380
Maybe this...

3955
02:13:36,380 --> 02:13:37,540
This little panel, is it?

3956
02:13:38,880 --> 02:13:39,960
Ah, great stuff.

3957
02:13:40,620 --> 02:13:41,880
Francesco Panalici.

3958
02:13:43,080 --> 02:13:44,480
Switch for the shutter turning

3959
02:13:44,480 --> 02:13:45,000
up.

3960
02:13:45,120 --> 02:13:45,320
Yeah.

3961
02:13:46,880 --> 02:13:47,220
Oof.

3962
02:13:48,020 --> 02:13:48,910
I like the way you told me

3963
02:13:48,910 --> 02:13:49,600
there.

3964
02:13:50,020 --> 02:13:51,420
That was a nice additional

3965
02:13:51,420 --> 02:13:53,200
piece of information.

3966
02:13:54,080 --> 02:13:55,280
That you gave me, Lexaglet.

3967
02:13:56,360 --> 02:13:57,060
You told me...

3968
02:13:57,060 --> 02:13:57,930
It was almost as if you were

3969
02:13:57,930 --> 02:13:59,020
saying, don't be scared.

3970
02:13:59,360 --> 02:14:00,440
Don't worry about the fire.

3971
02:14:01,120 --> 02:14:01,560
A little...

3972
02:14:01,560 --> 02:14:02,880
A little poof of fire.

3973
02:14:02,960 --> 02:14:03,920
But don't worry about it.

3974
02:14:04,340 --> 02:14:05,790
Whereas many others would have

3975
02:14:05,790 --> 02:14:07,010
just told me, it opens the

3976
02:14:07,010 --> 02:14:07,940
fucking thing.

3977
02:14:08,340 --> 02:14:09,610
But you gave me the comfort and

3978
02:14:09,610 --> 02:14:10,880
safety knowledge.

3979
02:14:11,620 --> 02:14:12,460
That I was going to be fine

3980
02:14:12,460 --> 02:14:13,800
when it happened.

3981
02:14:13,920 --> 02:14:16,660
And that is premium levels of

3982
02:14:16,660 --> 02:14:17,760
detail.

3983
02:14:18,300 --> 02:14:20,180
What was going on there?

3984
02:14:20,240 --> 02:14:21,210
Oh, you didn't tell me about

3985
02:14:21,210 --> 02:14:22,020
that fucking cunt.

3986
02:14:22,240 --> 02:14:23,380
You told me about the fire.

3987
02:14:29,100 --> 02:14:31,680
And again, Lexaglet.

3988
02:14:32,780 --> 02:14:34,080
Are you on Lexaglet?

3989
02:14:34,080 --> 02:14:36,080
Have you taken too much Lexaglet?

3990
02:14:37,840 --> 02:14:38,520
I think we need Nige back just

3991
02:14:38,520 --> 02:14:40,500
for some stability.

3992
02:14:40,820 --> 02:14:42,050
And as for fucking Rogers and

3993
02:14:42,050 --> 02:14:43,080
Waters...

3994
02:14:43,080 --> 02:14:45,640
Rogers and fucking Flood.

3995
02:14:46,020 --> 02:14:47,940
Which is not far off.

3996
02:14:48,000 --> 02:14:49,140
Flood, water, flood.

3997
02:14:49,260 --> 02:14:49,740
Makes sense.

3998
02:14:50,160 --> 02:14:51,780
As for those lads.

3999
02:14:52,800 --> 02:14:54,520
What the fuck is going on?

4000
02:14:55,100 --> 02:14:56,480
At Christmas as well.

4001
02:14:57,320 --> 02:14:59,300
Ten days out from the big bamboozler.

4002
02:14:59,860 --> 02:15:01,220
And you're letting me flounder.

4003
02:15:01,400 --> 02:15:03,560
Like a fish out of water.

4004
02:15:03,560 --> 02:15:06,900
I'm not mad.

4005
02:15:07,180 --> 02:15:09,040
I'm just disappointed is all.

4006
02:15:11,420 --> 02:15:12,820
I'm not going to sack anyone.

4007
02:15:13,860 --> 02:15:14,990
The fire is too intense for me

4008
02:15:14,990 --> 02:15:15,960
to enter.

4009
02:15:16,300 --> 02:15:17,770
Well, you're standing in fire,

4010
02:15:17,770 --> 02:15:18,200
man.

4011
02:15:18,940 --> 02:15:19,720
It's the way it is.

4012
02:15:21,320 --> 02:15:22,360
A narrow path can be seen from

4013
02:15:22,360 --> 02:15:23,740
the window.

4014
02:15:24,020 --> 02:15:24,640
Good stuff.

4015
02:15:25,900 --> 02:15:26,900
Outless information.

4016
02:15:26,900 --> 02:15:31,200
You can't carry another jewel.

4017
02:15:32,620 --> 02:15:33,580
Let's get out of here.

4018
02:15:33,900 --> 02:15:34,960
Paul Jewel style.

4019
02:15:36,060 --> 02:15:37,860
Let's fucking regroup.

4020
02:15:38,060 --> 02:15:38,580
Reload.

4021
02:15:38,960 --> 02:15:39,960
And then...

4022
02:15:39,960 --> 02:15:40,880
Re-engage.

4023
02:15:40,880 --> 02:15:41,200
Re-engage.

4024
02:15:42,300 --> 02:15:42,880
Re-engage.

4025
02:15:44,500 --> 02:15:44,880
Re-engage.

4026
02:15:46,280 --> 02:15:46,880
Re-engage.

4027
02:15:48,380 --> 02:15:48,880
Re-engage.

4028
02:15:48,880 --> 02:15:49,440
Re-engage.

4029
02:15:50,180 --> 02:15:51,160
Lovely stuff.

4030
02:15:51,300 --> 02:15:52,120
And he has been well and truly

4031
02:15:52,120 --> 02:15:52,880
willinged...

4032
02:15:53,740 --> 02:15:54,880
Into the next...

4033
02:15:55,440 --> 02:15:56,620
Fucking realm.

4034
02:15:59,440 --> 02:16:00,180
Good.

4035
02:16:04,180 --> 02:16:03,680
Look at all this fucking stuff

4036
02:16:03,680 --> 02:16:06,360
and I can't carry it.

4037
02:16:07,260 --> 02:16:08,380
Where's the chest?

4038
02:16:08,640 --> 02:16:09,840
Where's the save room?

4039
02:16:10,000 --> 02:16:11,610
Where's everything I need right

4040
02:16:11,610 --> 02:16:12,020
now?

4041
02:16:14,240 --> 02:16:16,000
Stupid magazines on the desk.

4042
02:16:16,400 --> 02:16:17,140
Green jewel.

4043
02:16:18,200 --> 02:16:19,820
A reporter's memorandum.

4044
02:16:20,060 --> 02:16:20,620
Get ready.

4045
02:16:23,060 --> 02:16:24,490
At last I have found the

4046
02:16:24,490 --> 02:16:26,340
evidence I need to prove that

4047
02:16:26,340 --> 02:16:28,270
the cannibal disease is indeed

4048
02:16:28,270 --> 02:16:30,060
happening in this city.

4049
02:16:30,920 --> 02:16:32,310
One man actually ate people to

4050
02:16:32,310 --> 02:16:33,040
death.

4051
02:16:33,700 --> 02:16:34,840
He was like a savage animal

4052
02:16:34,840 --> 02:16:36,040
tearing away.

4053
02:16:36,480 --> 02:16:37,300
A new flesh.

4054
02:16:37,820 --> 02:16:39,440
It was completely disgusting.

4055
02:16:40,100 --> 02:16:41,070
I've heard rumors that many

4056
02:16:41,070 --> 02:16:42,910
people are also suffering from

4057
02:16:42,910 --> 02:16:44,200
this disease now.

4058
02:16:44,580 --> 02:16:44,900
However...

4059
02:16:46,680 --> 02:16:47,940
Causes of the disease is not

4060
02:16:47,940 --> 02:16:49,460
yet known.

4061
02:16:50,040 --> 02:16:51,130
Is this another mystery of the

4062
02:16:51,130 --> 02:16:52,300
present disease?

4063
02:16:52,300 --> 02:16:57,520
I'll have to check on it.

4064
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:01,300
They've been placed...

4065
02:17:01,300 --> 02:17:02,750
They've placed Raccoon City

4066
02:17:02,750 --> 02:17:04,210
under martial law because of

4067
02:17:04,210 --> 02:17:05,560
the cannibal disease.

4068
02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:07,910
I've lost contact with the

4069
02:17:07,910 --> 02:17:10,520
media outside of the city.

4070
02:17:11,440 --> 02:17:12,240
But I won't give up.

4071
02:17:12,980 --> 02:17:14,300
As a journalist...

4072
02:17:14,300 --> 02:17:15,410
I won't keep my eyes shut and

4073
02:17:15,410 --> 02:17:16,000
walk away.

4074
02:17:17,200 --> 02:17:17,530
I have a duty to the people in

4075
02:17:17,530 --> 02:17:18,500
repression.

4076
02:17:19,340 --> 02:17:20,080
I don't think the disease has

4077
02:17:20,080 --> 02:17:21,580
spread nationwide yet.

4078
02:17:21,580 --> 02:17:23,850
I believe this city holds the

4079
02:17:23,850 --> 02:17:25,920
key to its creation and its

4080
02:17:25,920 --> 02:17:26,660
cure.

4081
02:17:27,200 --> 02:17:28,140
In fact, I'm sure of it.

4082
02:17:28,560 --> 02:17:29,580
The military has set up blockades

4083
02:17:29,580 --> 02:17:30,620
around the city too.

4084
02:17:31,060 --> 02:17:32,250
Keep people from escaping and

4085
02:17:32,250 --> 02:17:33,520
spreading disease.

4086
02:17:34,340 --> 02:17:35,200
Most of the citizens have even

4087
02:17:35,200 --> 02:17:36,890
died or have come into contact

4088
02:17:36,890 --> 02:17:38,120
with the disease.

4089
02:17:38,800 --> 02:17:40,050
I know that it's the right

4090
02:17:40,050 --> 02:17:41,460
decision to quarantine the

4091
02:17:41,460 --> 02:17:42,360
fucking city.

4092
02:17:43,020 --> 02:17:44,230
Regardless of whatever those

4093
02:17:44,230 --> 02:17:45,780
fucking deniers say.

4094
02:17:46,620 --> 02:17:48,000
The disease is real.

4095
02:17:48,780 --> 02:17:48,940
Yeah?

4096
02:17:49,340 --> 02:17:50,520
Get fucking vaxxed.

4097
02:17:50,940 --> 02:17:52,110
Vaxx yourself to the fucking

4098
02:17:52,110 --> 02:17:52,540
max.

4099
02:17:53,560 --> 02:17:54,160
Go home.

4100
02:17:54,960 --> 02:17:56,180
Take a few fucking lex...

4101
02:17:56,180 --> 02:17:57,500
Whatever the fuck your man's

4102
02:17:57,500 --> 02:17:58,040
name is.

4103
02:17:58,960 --> 02:17:59,520
Lexagonal.

4104
02:18:00,040 --> 02:18:01,500
And just bliss out to some

4105
02:18:01,500 --> 02:18:02,280
tunes.

4106
02:18:03,320 --> 02:18:04,710
I know that it's the right

4107
02:18:04,710 --> 02:18:06,780
decision to quarantine the city.

4108
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:08,490
But I can't help but pity

4109
02:18:08,490 --> 02:18:09,300
myself.

4110
02:18:09,900 --> 02:18:11,350
If I'm infected or eaten, it

4111
02:18:11,350 --> 02:18:12,760
doesn't matter.

4112
02:18:13,300 --> 02:18:14,800
My fate is already sealed.

4113
02:18:15,960 --> 02:18:16,650
I thought that was going to

4114
02:18:16,650 --> 02:18:18,200
have a good...

4115
02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:20,220
It doesn't matter.

4116
02:18:20,680 --> 02:18:22,220
My fate is already sealed.

4117
02:18:22,720 --> 02:18:23,590
All I have left is my

4118
02:18:23,590 --> 02:18:24,360
journalism.

4119
02:18:25,200 --> 02:18:26,320
I won't give up until I saw the

4120
02:18:26,320 --> 02:18:28,660
mystery of the deadly disease.

4121
02:18:29,320 --> 02:18:30,600
I've just discovered that the

4122
02:18:30,600 --> 02:18:32,550
disease is not spread through

4123
02:18:32,550 --> 02:18:34,760
air, but by some other maids.

4124
02:18:35,700 --> 02:18:36,300
And that's replicating the

4125
02:18:36,300 --> 02:18:38,240
beating heart of the reporter.

4126
02:18:38,720 --> 02:18:40,800
Which was fucking pounding away.

4127
02:18:41,520 --> 02:18:41,960
Probably.

4128
02:18:42,880 --> 02:18:44,080
Because of the vaxx.

4129
02:18:45,900 --> 02:18:46,600
I know.

4130
02:18:46,900 --> 02:18:47,740
Just a joke.

4131
02:18:50,080 --> 02:18:50,860
Or is it?

4132
02:18:50,860 --> 02:18:54,480
We don't know.

4133
02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:55,320
We don't know.

4134
02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:57,500
But they're dropping like flies.

4135
02:19:00,020 --> 02:19:00,580
Photo C.

4136
02:19:00,700 --> 02:19:01,960
Another fucking beautiful

4137
02:19:01,960 --> 02:19:03,620
photograph for a compendium.

4138
02:19:03,960 --> 02:19:05,240
The police have been destroyed.

4139
02:19:06,140 --> 02:19:07,660
You've taken the photo C.

4140
02:19:09,320 --> 02:19:09,920
Photosynthesis.

4141
02:19:11,440 --> 02:19:12,390
Files on bizarre incidents are

4142
02:19:12,390 --> 02:19:14,160
scattered around.

4143
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:17,140
Ain't got time to read that

4144
02:19:17,140 --> 02:19:18,140
shit.

4145
02:19:19,500 --> 02:19:20,700
Not right now.

4146
02:19:20,700 --> 02:19:23,880
Not where I'm going.

4147
02:19:25,100 --> 02:19:26,480
Not what I'm fucking doing.

4148
02:19:35,600 --> 02:19:35,790
Any other stuff to be doing up

4149
02:19:35,790 --> 02:19:38,420
here?

4150
02:19:38,600 --> 02:19:39,760
Is it just straight out of here?

4151
02:19:39,820 --> 02:19:40,040
Is it?

4152
02:19:41,300 --> 02:19:42,380
Through the door there.

4153
02:19:44,700 --> 02:19:45,440
There we go.

4154
02:19:47,760 --> 02:19:48,480
Oh god.

4155
02:19:48,540 --> 02:19:49,800
It's just one fucking battle

4156
02:19:49,800 --> 02:19:50,660
after another.

4157
02:19:50,940 --> 02:19:51,540
Battle axe.

4158
02:19:54,420 --> 02:19:55,480
Can't go through there, no?

4159
02:19:56,800 --> 02:19:57,540
Obviously not.

4160
02:19:58,620 --> 02:19:59,540
Where's Nige, man?

4161
02:19:59,940 --> 02:20:00,980
It's crazy.

4162
02:20:01,180 --> 02:20:01,580
Lexiglet.

4163
02:20:01,660 --> 02:20:02,000
How are you?

4164
02:20:02,080 --> 02:20:03,340
40 milligrams of Lexiglet.

4165
02:20:03,420 --> 02:20:04,320
You need the green gem.

4166
02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:05,700
Go make inventory space.

4167
02:20:05,740 --> 02:20:06,300
How'd you make?

4168
02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:08,520
How'd you make inventory space?

4169
02:20:10,720 --> 02:20:11,620
How'd you make it?

4170
02:20:11,620 --> 02:20:24,660
Fuck off.

4171
02:20:25,400 --> 02:20:26,520
What's going on, Lex?

4172
02:20:28,400 --> 02:20:29,120
You're there.

4173
02:20:29,520 --> 02:20:30,080
You're telling me.

4174
02:20:30,140 --> 02:20:30,540
Was that it?

4175
02:20:30,600 --> 02:20:32,040
Were you fucking making me do

4176
02:20:32,040 --> 02:20:33,100
that for a laugh?

4177
02:20:33,360 --> 02:20:34,440
Go back and get the gem.

4178
02:20:34,520 --> 02:20:34,880
You knew.

4179
02:20:34,940 --> 02:20:35,850
You know everything that's

4180
02:20:35,850 --> 02:20:36,600
going on in the game.

4181
02:20:36,980 --> 02:20:38,000
So you knew that was going to

4182
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:38,660
happen, Lex.

4183
02:20:39,940 --> 02:20:40,820
Lex Friedman.

4184
02:20:44,700 --> 02:20:45,060
Right.

4185
02:20:45,220 --> 02:20:45,500
No.

4186
02:20:45,660 --> 02:20:45,840
Okay.

4187
02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:47,260
I'm willing to believe you.

4188
02:20:47,380 --> 02:20:48,200
I'm willing to believe you.

4189
02:20:51,120 --> 02:20:52,180
Oh, Christ.

4190
02:20:52,420 --> 02:20:53,140
I don't know what we're going

4191
02:20:53,140 --> 02:20:53,440
to do.

4192
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:54,810
I really don't know what we're

4193
02:20:54,810 --> 02:20:55,540
going to do.

4194
02:20:55,600 --> 02:20:56,840
The inventory's maxed.

4195
02:21:00,380 --> 02:21:02,000
You'll want to fight Nemesis.

4196
02:21:02,640 --> 02:21:04,080
But I mean, Parastroika, I was

4197
02:21:04,080 --> 02:21:06,500
telling you before, you need...

4198
02:21:06,500 --> 02:21:07,960
I don't have a shotgun.

4199
02:21:08,180 --> 02:21:09,240
You need the shotgun for it.

4200
02:21:11,760 --> 02:21:12,120
Oh.

4201
02:21:13,460 --> 02:21:14,540
Bad advice, not unless.

4202
02:21:14,620 --> 02:21:14,960
Don't listen.

4203
02:21:15,100 --> 02:21:15,700
Lex is still.

4204
02:21:15,980 --> 02:21:16,460
Where's...

4205
02:21:16,460 --> 02:21:17,140
What's in the inventory?

4206
02:21:18,080 --> 02:21:19,580
We've fucking ink ribbon.

4207
02:21:19,760 --> 02:21:20,480
We've got...

4208
02:21:20,480 --> 02:21:21,180
I'll use a herb.

4209
02:21:21,220 --> 02:21:21,960
I'll need to use the herb now

4210
02:21:21,960 --> 02:21:22,340
anyway.

4211
02:21:23,460 --> 02:21:23,780
Okay.

4212
02:21:23,780 --> 02:21:23,840
Okay.

4213
02:21:23,840 --> 02:21:32,100
Don't need to use it, look.

4214
02:21:32,440 --> 02:21:33,540
Don't even need to use it.

4215
02:21:34,840 --> 02:21:35,160
Oh.

4216
02:21:35,500 --> 02:21:37,010
I hate using stuff I don't need

4217
02:21:37,010 --> 02:21:37,640
to use.

4218
02:21:39,840 --> 02:21:40,240
Oh.

4219
02:21:45,000 --> 02:21:46,360
I don't know what to do, lads.

4220
02:21:46,420 --> 02:21:47,480
I'm going to need to just have

4221
02:21:47,480 --> 02:21:48,200
a minute here.

4222
02:21:48,780 --> 02:21:49,890
Sorry about this, but this is a

4223
02:21:49,890 --> 02:21:51,060
speedrun tactic.

4224
02:21:51,860 --> 02:21:52,940
You wouldn't know about it.

4225
02:21:52,940 --> 02:21:55,200
I dare say you've ever fucking

4226
02:21:55,200 --> 02:21:56,900
tried it yourself.

4227
02:21:59,680 --> 02:22:00,380
I dare say you've ever tried it

4228
02:22:00,380 --> 02:22:01,940
yourself.

4229
02:22:07,340 --> 02:22:08,260
First Flood.

4230
02:22:09,020 --> 02:22:10,260
Then Rogers.

4231
02:22:11,820 --> 02:22:12,920
Now Nige.

4232
02:22:14,860 --> 02:22:16,340
It's insane, isn't it?

4233
02:22:17,380 --> 02:22:18,460
Love you and leave you.

4234
02:22:20,100 --> 02:22:21,320
There for the good times.

4235
02:22:21,440 --> 02:22:22,560
Oh, the good times.

4236
02:22:22,720 --> 02:22:24,400
When the fucking things are...

4237
02:22:24,400 --> 02:22:25,290
Everything's moving along

4238
02:22:25,290 --> 02:22:25,680
nicely.

4239
02:22:25,800 --> 02:22:26,380
Tickety-boo.

4240
02:22:28,480 --> 02:22:29,130
And then once it starts getting

4241
02:22:29,130 --> 02:22:30,660
into the shit.

4242
02:22:31,180 --> 02:22:31,620
It's all...

4243
02:22:31,620 --> 02:22:32,720
Oh, I had to go.

4244
02:22:32,820 --> 02:22:33,140
I had to go.

4245
02:22:33,140 --> 02:22:33,920
Oh, the fucking house.

4246
02:22:34,120 --> 02:22:34,920
I need to...

4247
02:22:34,920 --> 02:22:35,760
Left the gas on.

4248
02:22:37,360 --> 02:22:38,660
My granny's coming over.

4249
02:22:40,200 --> 02:22:40,960
For Christmas.

4250
02:22:42,080 --> 02:22:42,780
What now?

4251
02:22:43,080 --> 02:22:44,600
Ten days before the day.

4252
02:22:44,920 --> 02:22:45,760
Surely not now.

4253
02:22:46,560 --> 02:22:47,300
That's too long to have your

4254
02:22:47,300 --> 02:22:49,000
granny in the house, Nige.

4255
02:22:49,000 --> 02:22:52,300
Put everything except handgun,

4256
02:22:52,300 --> 02:22:55,340
ammo, and first aid for away in

4257
02:22:55,340 --> 02:22:56,520
the box.

4258
02:22:56,740 --> 02:22:57,360
What box?

4259
02:22:57,620 --> 02:22:58,240
What box?

4260
02:22:58,280 --> 02:22:58,940
There's no box.

4261
02:23:00,680 --> 02:23:01,660
Where's the loyalty?

4262
02:23:03,620 --> 02:23:04,840
Where are the loyalists?

4263
02:23:11,720 --> 02:23:13,030
Okay, let's just fucking see

4264
02:23:13,030 --> 02:23:14,180
what we're doing here.

4265
02:23:19,240 --> 02:23:20,340
Right, so that's that.

4266
02:23:20,420 --> 02:23:21,810
That's not going to help us in

4267
02:23:21,810 --> 02:23:23,340
any way, shape, or form.

4268
02:23:24,660 --> 02:23:25,460
Nearest safe room was in the

4269
02:23:25,460 --> 02:23:26,520
alleyway.

4270
02:23:26,620 --> 02:23:27,200
Okay, Mal.

4271
02:23:27,260 --> 02:23:27,740
Here we go.

4272
02:23:27,840 --> 02:23:29,340
Mal is a new player on the

4273
02:23:29,340 --> 02:23:30,020
scene.

4274
02:23:31,020 --> 02:23:32,460
We go down the stairs.

4275
02:23:33,460 --> 02:23:34,760
Not far from here, you say.

4276
02:23:34,820 --> 02:23:35,520
Good stuff, Mal.

4277
02:23:36,940 --> 02:23:37,940
Good stuff, Mal.

4278
02:23:40,180 --> 02:23:41,820
It's a fucking disgrace, Joe.

4279
02:23:51,820 --> 02:23:53,460
You've seen the S on the map.

4280
02:23:53,700 --> 02:23:54,120
I do.

4281
02:23:54,220 --> 02:23:55,140
What's the situation there?

4282
02:23:55,200 --> 02:23:56,180
That's the save room, is it?

4283
02:23:58,180 --> 02:23:59,240
Where's the S on the map?

4284
02:23:59,320 --> 02:23:59,500
There.

4285
02:23:59,600 --> 02:23:59,820
Okay.

4286
02:24:00,080 --> 02:24:01,240
So, oh, fucking sound.

4287
02:24:02,060 --> 02:24:02,880
Take out the door.

4288
02:24:03,000 --> 02:24:03,580
Take a right.

4289
02:24:04,340 --> 02:24:05,200
Follow the alleyway.

4290
02:24:05,280 --> 02:24:05,860
Take a left.

4291
02:24:07,140 --> 02:24:07,960
Piece of piss.

4292
02:24:08,380 --> 02:24:09,120
Piece of pie.

4293
02:24:10,020 --> 02:24:13,660
A nice big slice of pizza pie.

4294
02:24:14,940 --> 02:24:15,550
Ready and waiting for us in

4295
02:24:15,550 --> 02:24:16,880
that save room.

4296
02:24:18,880 --> 02:24:19,640
Lovely topping.

4297
02:24:19,800 --> 02:24:20,320
Oh, fuck.

4298
02:24:21,060 --> 02:24:22,300
Let's do it.

4299
02:24:22,660 --> 02:24:23,980
Lovely toppings on it.

4300
02:24:25,160 --> 02:24:26,640
That's the wrong fucking room.

4301
02:24:26,760 --> 02:24:27,180
Well done.

4302
02:24:30,300 --> 02:24:31,300
Oh, it's the right room.

4303
02:24:32,040 --> 02:24:33,380
It's the fucking right room.

4304
02:24:35,860 --> 02:24:35,300
I think Nige got annoyed

4305
02:24:35,300 --> 02:24:37,420
because he told me that the

4306
02:24:37,420 --> 02:24:39,440
alleyway was...

4307
02:24:39,440 --> 02:24:40,360
You're in that room now.

4308
02:24:40,400 --> 02:24:41,720
And I said, it's not a room, Nige.

4309
02:24:41,780 --> 02:24:42,400
It's an alleyway.

4310
02:24:42,900 --> 02:24:44,740
I think that might have stung

4311
02:24:44,740 --> 02:24:46,180
that comment.

4312
02:24:47,540 --> 02:24:49,360
And now I'm reaping the harvest

4313
02:24:49,360 --> 02:24:50,000
of that.

4314
02:24:50,200 --> 02:24:50,940
That comment.

4315
02:24:51,080 --> 02:24:52,100
So it just goes to show you.

4316
02:24:52,880 --> 02:24:54,750
Don't make fucking flippant

4317
02:24:54,750 --> 02:24:56,900
fancy Dan spiteful.

4318
02:24:57,020 --> 02:24:57,560
It wasn't...

4319
02:24:57,560 --> 02:24:59,380
There was no spite in it.

4320
02:24:59,720 --> 02:25:01,640
It was just a fancy Dan comment.

4321
02:25:02,640 --> 02:25:03,690
I think Nige has taken it to

4322
02:25:03,690 --> 02:25:04,500
heart.

4323
02:25:05,600 --> 02:25:07,000
But I mean, fucking hell, Nige.

4324
02:25:07,820 --> 02:25:09,040
You need to toughen up.

4325
02:25:10,520 --> 02:25:11,520
It's crazy work.

4326
02:25:12,560 --> 02:25:13,440
Rusted crank.

4327
02:25:15,860 --> 02:25:15,830
Tell you, someone else is a

4328
02:25:15,830 --> 02:25:18,480
little bit fucking cranky.

4329
02:25:19,020 --> 02:25:20,240
And rusty with the tips.

4330
02:25:21,040 --> 02:25:23,680
Our old friend, Nigeywige.

4331
02:25:25,660 --> 02:25:26,100
Gonzil.

4332
02:25:26,560 --> 02:25:28,440
In my hour of need.

4333
02:25:29,300 --> 02:25:31,120
And this is a save situation.

4334
02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:31,920
You won't see this.

4335
02:25:33,980 --> 02:25:35,300
On the casuals.

4336
02:25:36,760 --> 02:25:38,090
And that's a casual save state

4337
02:25:38,090 --> 02:25:39,580
right there.

4338
02:25:40,780 --> 02:25:41,680
Fucking Stadia.

4339
02:25:42,320 --> 02:25:43,120
Google Stadia.

4340
02:25:43,640 --> 02:25:46,660
That concludes tonight's

4341
02:25:46,660 --> 02:25:49,860
chapter of the speedrun.

4342
02:25:51,100 --> 02:25:53,340
The legend of speedrun chronicles

4343
02:25:53,340 --> 02:25:56,100
in association with Narnia

4344
02:25:56,100 --> 02:25:57,960
Incorporated.

4345
02:25:59,100 --> 02:26:00,300
I want to say thank you very

4346
02:26:00,300 --> 02:26:00,740
much.

4347
02:26:01,680 --> 02:26:02,780
You're saying ah now.

4348
02:26:03,840 --> 02:26:04,460
Ah you.

4349
02:26:05,120 --> 02:26:06,740
Ah you fucking serious saying

4350
02:26:06,740 --> 02:26:07,500
ah now.

4351
02:26:09,180 --> 02:26:09,700
Do you know what?

4352
02:26:09,940 --> 02:26:12,820
It takes a lot of fucking gold

4353
02:26:12,820 --> 02:26:14,540
to come at me.

4354
02:26:14,920 --> 02:26:15,850
When I have Guinness sitting

4355
02:26:15,850 --> 02:26:16,480
outside.

4356
02:26:16,720 --> 02:26:17,940
And I'm gonna make them sit.

4357
02:26:18,260 --> 02:26:19,090
I'm gonna make them sit and

4358
02:26:19,090 --> 02:26:20,510
bring them lunch and sandwiches

4359
02:26:20,510 --> 02:26:21,860
tomorrow and everything.

4360
02:26:23,880 --> 02:26:24,280
You'd know about it if you ever

4361
02:26:24,280 --> 02:26:26,300
had it in front of you.

4362
02:26:26,360 --> 02:26:27,080
But you don't.

4363
02:26:27,200 --> 02:26:27,420
Why?

4364
02:26:27,520 --> 02:26:28,670
Because you never fucking went

4365
02:26:28,670 --> 02:26:29,320
for Guinness.

4366
02:26:30,100 --> 02:26:30,940
Too scared.

4367
02:26:33,140 --> 02:26:34,420
Come back to me the next day.

4368
02:26:34,600 --> 02:26:35,500
I'll show you how it's done.

4369
02:26:36,340 --> 02:26:36,540
Yeah?

4370
02:26:37,440 --> 02:26:37,960
Till then.

4371
02:26:40,840 --> 02:26:41,700
Stay safe.

4372
02:26:44,500 --> 02:26:45,360
Stay safe.

4373
02:26:45,360 --> 02:26:50,460
Moon dust.

4374
02:26:50,460 --> 02:26:50,480
Moon dust.

4375
02:26:50,480 --> 02:26:52,180
Moon dust.

4376
02:26:52,180 --> 02:26:56,180
Moon dust.

4377
02:26:58,180 --> 02:26:59,760
Moon dust is still a problem.

4378
02:27:01,220 --> 02:27:01,900
Moon dust.

4379
02:27:02,940 --> 02:27:03,660
Moon dust.

4380
02:27:07,660 --> 02:27:08,520
Moon dust.

4381
02:27:09,800 --> 02:27:10,460
Moon dust.

4382
02:27:10,460 --> 02:27:24,760
Moondust.

4383
02:27:26,920 --> 02:27:27,600
Moondust.

4384
02:27:29,820 --> 02:27:30,460
Moondust.

4385
02:27:32,660 --> 02:27:34,040
Moondust is still a problem.

4386
02:27:35,700 --> 02:27:36,200
Moondust.

4387
02:27:38,480 --> 02:27:39,040
Moondust.

4388
02:27:39,040 --> 02:27:41,900
Moondust.

4389
02:27:41,900 --> 02:27:44,760
Moondust.

4390
02:27:44,760 --> 02:27:44,760
Moondust.

4391
02:27:44,760 --> 02:28:13,760
*music*

4392
02:28:13,760 --> 02:28:30,560
*music*

4393
02:28:30,560 --> 02:28:44,560
*music*

4394
02:28:44,560 --> 02:28:46,560
*music*

4395
02:28:46,560 --> 02:28:50,560
*music*

4396
02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:52,560
*music*

4397
02:28:52,560 --> 02:28:54,560
*music*

4398
02:28:54,560 --> 02:28:56,560
*music*

4399
02:28:56,560 --> 02:28:58,560
*music*

4400
02:28:58,560 --> 02:29:00,560
*music*

4401
02:29:00,560 --> 02:29:02,560
*music*

4402
02:29:02,560 --> 02:29:04,560
*music*

4403
02:29:04,560 --> 02:29:06,560
*music*

4404
02:29:06,560 --> 02:29:08,560
*music*

4405
02:29:08,560 --> 02:29:10,560
*music*

4406
02:29:10,560 --> 02:29:12,560
*music*

4407
02:29:12,560 --> 02:29:42,540
Thank you.

4408
02:29:42,540 --> 02:30:12,520
Play that again.

4409
02:30:12,520 --> 02:30:18,550
Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32.

4410
02:30:18,550 --> 02:30:23,510
Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32.

4411
02:30:23,510 --> 02:30:27,380
Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32.

4412
02:30:27,380 --> 02:30:28,440
Infamous Kiki Stockhammer. Is

4413
02:30:28,440 --> 02:30:30,200
Chip your real name, by the way,

4414
02:30:30,200 --> 02:30:31,140
or is that a persona for

4415
02:30:31,140 --> 02:30:32,380
the website? No, now it's my

4416
02:30:32,380 --> 02:30:32,940
real name. Thanks a lot, Chip.

4417
02:30:32,940 --> 02:30:37,350
Sure thing. Put that on him.

4418
02:30:37,350 --> 02:30:39,160
Put

4419
02:30:39,160 --> 02:30:43,470
that on Gax. So it's like a Guantanamo

4420
02:30:43,470 --> 02:30:47,150
situation. And then, arms

4421
02:30:47,150 --> 02:30:50,340
behind the back. Full Nelson,

4422
02:30:50,340 --> 02:30:53,540
the cunt. Imagine the fear.

4423
02:30:53,540 --> 02:30:56,300
Imagine the fear of being put

4424
02:30:56,300 --> 02:30:59,500
in a fucking full Nelson with a

4425
02:30:59,500 --> 02:30:59,880
hood

4426
02:30:59,880 --> 02:31:04,000
on it in Ground Zero in, whatchamacallit,

4427
02:31:04,000 --> 02:31:08,190
Guantanamo. Like this. Forced,

4428
02:31:08,190 --> 02:31:09,140
forced off.

4429
02:31:09,140 --> 02:31:11,390
Forced down, forced down,

4430
02:31:11,390 --> 02:31:12,280
forced down, forced down,

4431
02:31:12,280 --> 02:31:13,820
forced down, arms up.

4432
02:31:13,820 --> 02:31:15,860
He's gone to sleep, he's gone

4433
02:31:15,860 --> 02:31:18,140
to sleep, he's gone to sleep,

4434
02:31:18,140 --> 02:31:19,540
he's gone to sleep.

4435
02:31:22,580 --> 02:31:23,860
He's gone to sleep.

4436
02:31:25,140 --> 02:31:26,500
He's gone to sleep.

4437
02:31:27,700 --> 02:31:29,100
He's gone to sleep.

4438
02:31:30,500 --> 02:31:31,860
He's gone to sleep.

4439
02:31:33,020 --> 02:31:34,260
He's gone to sleep.

4440
02:31:35,860 --> 02:31:37,460
Rest easy little man.

4441
02:31:37,460 --> 02:31:40,160
Sprinkle a bit of love dust on

4442
02:31:40,160 --> 02:31:40,900
you.

4443
02:31:41,940 --> 02:31:43,060
Fucking state of him.

4444
02:31:43,160 --> 02:31:43,820
I wish I had a camera.

4445
02:31:43,920 --> 02:31:45,360
I wish people would show you

4446
02:31:45,360 --> 02:31:47,300
the position he's landed in.

4447
02:31:48,420 --> 02:31:49,540
But I gotta tell you, we've got

4448
02:31:49,540 --> 02:31:51,500
some lovely stuff here.

4449
02:31:51,680 --> 02:31:52,880
And this comes courtesy of a

4450
02:31:52,880 --> 02:31:54,480
recommendation from G-Man.

4451
02:31:54,720 --> 02:31:57,650
Who had a monumental playlist

4452
02:31:57,650 --> 02:32:00,330
on his link that he sent me

4453
02:32:00,330 --> 02:32:02,100
there last week.

4454
02:32:02,360 --> 02:32:04,370
When I was asking for different

4455
02:32:04,370 --> 02:32:05,560
video ideas.

4456
02:32:06,100 --> 02:32:08,080
And little did I know that he'd

4457
02:32:08,080 --> 02:32:09,540
unearthed a jewel.

4458
02:32:09,540 --> 02:32:10,980
A Shafé jewel.

4459
02:32:11,380 --> 02:32:12,320
Which I didn't even know

4460
02:32:12,320 --> 02:32:13,060
existed.

4461
02:32:14,660 --> 02:32:15,600
Here it is.

4462
02:32:17,040 --> 02:32:19,280
It's a special internet guide.

4463
02:32:20,360 --> 02:32:21,440
It could be good.

4464
02:32:21,640 --> 02:32:22,490
I mean, obviously it's going to

4465
02:32:22,490 --> 02:32:22,880
be good.

4466
02:32:22,920 --> 02:32:24,580
It's got the man himself in it.

4467
02:32:25,120 --> 02:32:27,240
But let's just see how it goes.

4468
02:32:27,340 --> 02:32:28,700
Because sometimes you might get

4469
02:32:28,700 --> 02:32:29,840
something like this.

4470
02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:31,580
And you think, right, it's on.

4471
02:32:32,000 --> 02:32:33,600
It's going to be Shafé Town.

4472
02:32:35,000 --> 02:32:36,240
And then he does a disappearing

4473
02:32:36,240 --> 02:32:36,880
act.

4474
02:32:37,120 --> 02:32:37,940
I'm not sure.

4475
02:32:38,020 --> 02:32:38,720
Let's just see.

4476
02:32:39,120 --> 02:32:39,820
It could be good.

4477
02:32:39,880 --> 02:32:41,680
It's 1991 it says.

4478
02:32:42,100 --> 02:32:43,040
I think that's wrong.

4479
02:32:43,080 --> 02:32:45,210
Because nobody would have been

4480
02:32:45,210 --> 02:32:46,500
doing the internet then.

4481
02:32:46,740 --> 02:32:47,840
I don't think so.

4482
02:32:48,400 --> 02:32:49,240
Let me turn that up.

4483
02:32:49,360 --> 02:32:50,780
Hopefully the volume is good.

4484
02:32:51,980 --> 02:32:52,960
Oh, bit too loud.

4485
02:32:53,260 --> 02:32:53,880
Bit too good.

4486
02:32:55,380 --> 02:32:56,460
Let's crank it down there.

4487
02:32:59,060 --> 02:32:59,920
Lovely stuff.

4488
02:33:00,020 --> 02:33:01,920
And it's got a beautiful intro

4489
02:33:01,920 --> 02:33:02,840
sequence.

4490
02:33:03,920 --> 02:33:05,760
Let's just turn that up a notch.

4491
02:33:05,980 --> 02:33:07,590
And then notch our way into

4492
02:33:07,590 --> 02:33:08,220
this.

4493
02:33:10,460 --> 02:33:11,920
It's got Giles Bateman on the

4494
02:33:11,920 --> 02:33:13,220
ramps.

4495
02:33:13,280 --> 02:33:14,200
The on ramps.

4496
02:33:14,620 --> 02:33:15,700
Where do you want to go?

4497
02:33:17,220 --> 02:33:18,600
Avoiding wrong turns.

4498
02:33:19,640 --> 02:33:20,840
Picking up speed.

4499
02:33:21,660 --> 02:33:23,120
These are the road signs.

4500
02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:25,310
It's the information super

4501
02:33:25,310 --> 02:33:26,300
highway.

4502
02:33:26,760 --> 02:33:28,110
That's what they're presenting

4503
02:33:28,110 --> 02:33:28,600
to us.

4504
02:33:28,740 --> 02:33:30,760
A visual representation.

4505
02:33:31,380 --> 02:33:32,640
Of an absolutely beautiful

4506
02:33:32,640 --> 02:33:34,080
highway of sorts.

4507
02:33:34,820 --> 02:33:37,480
And every sign flips around 180

4508
02:33:37,480 --> 02:33:38,580
degrees.

4509
02:33:39,100 --> 02:33:40,190
To show us something about the

4510
02:33:40,190 --> 02:33:40,940
internet.

4511
02:33:41,140 --> 02:33:42,000
So you think it's just.

4512
02:33:42,060 --> 02:33:42,820
Oh, it's a road sign.

4513
02:33:42,940 --> 02:33:43,160
No.

4514
02:33:43,920 --> 02:33:44,960
It's got that on it.

4515
02:33:44,980 --> 02:33:45,760
It's got a browser.

4516
02:33:45,900 --> 02:33:46,900
It's got Netscape.

4517
02:33:47,760 --> 02:33:48,160
Boom.

4518
02:33:48,220 --> 02:33:48,900
Where do you want to go?

4519
02:33:50,280 --> 02:33:52,060
A fancy man and a globe.

4520
02:33:52,200 --> 02:33:52,320
Look.

4521
02:33:54,640 --> 02:33:55,920
Avoiding wrong turns.

4522
02:33:56,540 --> 02:33:58,160
Instant internet search.

4523
02:33:58,420 --> 02:34:01,200
Picking up speed.

4524
02:34:02,200 --> 02:34:03,540
I don't know what they're.

4525
02:34:04,080 --> 02:34:05,320
Representing speed with there.

4526
02:34:05,440 --> 02:34:06,280
It's just another webpage.

4527
02:34:07,000 --> 02:34:07,720
Easy internet.

4528
02:34:08,200 --> 02:34:08,760
Your guide.

4529
02:34:09,020 --> 02:34:10,020
To the information super

4530
02:34:10,020 --> 02:34:10,640
highway.

4531
02:34:11,200 --> 02:34:12,600
I think it feels good.

4532
02:34:13,140 --> 02:34:14,260
Already it's good.

4533
02:34:14,340 --> 02:34:15,940
Because that man right there.

4534
02:34:18,760 --> 02:34:20,500
Is coming right at us.

4535
02:34:20,500 --> 02:34:21,040
At pace.

4536
02:34:21,040 --> 02:34:21,040
At pace.

4537
02:34:21,040 --> 02:34:22,040
And look at it.

4538
02:34:22,300 --> 02:34:22,920
You can see.

4539
02:34:23,100 --> 02:34:24,640
He's already standing stock.

4540
02:34:24,720 --> 02:34:25,440
Still there.

4541
02:34:26,340 --> 02:34:27,500
He's in the shot.

4542
02:34:27,740 --> 02:34:28,660
They know they're going to do a

4543
02:34:28,660 --> 02:34:29,020
wipe.

4544
02:34:29,480 --> 02:34:30,080
And then boom.

4545
02:34:32,740 --> 02:34:34,020
I'm sorry about the music.

4546
02:34:34,020 --> 02:34:35,380
It's not befitting of the man.

4547
02:34:35,520 --> 02:34:35,640
But I.

4548
02:34:36,040 --> 02:34:36,960
Even though the res.

4549
02:34:37,180 --> 02:34:38,860
Is crushed to bits.

4550
02:34:39,320 --> 02:34:40,240
Big crush res.

4551
02:34:40,760 --> 02:34:42,060
We still see that glare.

4552
02:34:42,360 --> 02:34:42,940
That luck.

4553
02:34:43,360 --> 02:34:43,900
Piercing.

4554
02:34:44,140 --> 02:34:44,980
Piercing gaze.

4555
02:34:45,520 --> 02:34:45,860
Of.

4556
02:34:46,520 --> 02:34:46,840
You baby.

4557
02:34:46,960 --> 02:34:47,400
Shafé.

4558
02:34:48,120 --> 02:34:48,720
Paragon.

4559
02:34:50,080 --> 02:34:50,300
Of.

4560
02:34:50,480 --> 02:34:51,080
Information.

4561
02:34:51,480 --> 02:34:52,140
Communication.

4562
02:34:53,060 --> 02:34:53,240
And.

4563
02:34:53,840 --> 02:34:54,620
Unadulterated.

4564
02:34:54,800 --> 02:34:55,240
Powerful.

4565
02:34:55,320 --> 02:34:55,980
Masculinity.

4566
02:34:57,080 --> 02:34:57,760
The chinos.

4567
02:34:58,220 --> 02:34:58,900
The polo.

4568
02:34:59,520 --> 02:35:00,100
The belt.

4569
02:35:00,560 --> 02:35:01,440
The leather shoe.

4570
02:35:02,280 --> 02:35:03,580
The hand signals.

4571
02:35:04,160 --> 02:35:04,600
And.

4572
02:35:05,420 --> 02:35:06,080
The face.

4573
02:35:06,800 --> 02:35:08,040
And I love those road signs as

4574
02:35:08,040 --> 02:35:08,520
well.

4575
02:35:08,580 --> 02:35:09,460
It reminds me of.

4576
02:35:11,100 --> 02:35:12,560
Sign of the Times.

4577
02:35:12,640 --> 02:35:13,760
By Bob James.

4578
02:35:14,620 --> 02:35:15,680
Which is a great.

4579
02:35:15,780 --> 02:35:16,400
Great tune.

4580
02:35:16,820 --> 02:35:17,180
Was.

4581
02:35:17,340 --> 02:35:18,380
I think was sampled.

4582
02:35:18,520 --> 02:35:19,520
In Regulators.

4583
02:35:19,520 --> 02:35:19,980
By.

4584
02:35:20,520 --> 02:35:21,040
Warren G.

4585
02:35:21,100 --> 02:35:21,860
And Nate Dog.

4586
02:35:22,820 --> 02:35:23,140
Uh.

4587
02:35:27,700 --> 02:35:28,400
Check it out.

4588
02:35:28,480 --> 02:35:28,600
It's.

4589
02:35:28,600 --> 02:35:29,780
It's very shamboozy.

4590
02:35:29,880 --> 02:35:30,460
Is the only word.

4591
02:35:30,520 --> 02:35:31,540
I'd be able to use.

4592
02:35:31,600 --> 02:35:32,780
To describe that tune.

4593
02:35:33,520 --> 02:35:34,840
But it has one of those.

4594
02:35:34,900 --> 02:35:35,780
Road signs in it.

4595
02:35:36,640 --> 02:35:37,680
And it's fantastic.

4596
02:35:37,820 --> 02:35:38,540
I'd like to play it.

4597
02:35:38,560 --> 02:35:39,100
But it would probably.

4598
02:35:39,200 --> 02:35:39,800
Just get us done.

4599
02:35:40,340 --> 02:35:41,040
Hi there.

4600
02:35:41,380 --> 02:35:41,700
Hi there.

4601
02:35:41,820 --> 02:35:42,880
You finally decided to.

4602
02:35:43,020 --> 02:35:43,880
Find out what all this.

4603
02:35:44,020 --> 02:35:45,180
Internet stuff is about.

4604
02:35:45,500 --> 02:35:46,420
You've heard the word.

4605
02:35:46,460 --> 02:35:47,140
What's all this.

4606
02:35:47,280 --> 02:35:48,220
Internet stuff.

4607
02:35:48,380 --> 02:35:48,960
And phrases.

4608
02:35:49,260 --> 02:35:49,700
Internet.

4609
02:35:50,140 --> 02:35:51,000
World Wide Web.

4610
02:35:51,460 --> 02:35:51,900
Cyberspace.

4611
02:35:52,360 --> 02:35:53,560
Information superhighway.

4612
02:35:53,820 --> 02:35:54,700
But what is it?

4613
02:35:54,960 --> 02:35:55,900
Where did it come from?

4614
02:35:56,260 --> 02:35:57,140
How can I get on it?

4615
02:35:57,160 --> 02:35:58,120
What can I get from it?

4616
02:35:58,260 --> 02:35:59,880
What can I do on it?

4617
02:36:00,260 --> 02:36:01,040
How is it?

4618
02:36:01,440 --> 02:36:02,260
Where is it?

4619
02:36:02,780 --> 02:36:03,380
How is it?

4620
02:36:03,380 --> 02:36:03,960
What is it?

4621
02:36:03,960 --> 02:36:05,260
But what is it?

4622
02:36:05,520 --> 02:36:06,320
If is it?

4623
02:36:06,880 --> 02:36:07,960
Where did it come from?

4624
02:36:08,300 --> 02:36:09,200
How can I get on it?

4625
02:36:09,240 --> 02:36:10,160
What can I get from it?

4626
02:36:10,280 --> 02:36:11,360
How much will it cost?

4627
02:36:11,440 --> 02:36:12,500
And is it hard to learn?

4628
02:36:13,060 --> 02:36:14,080
These are the questions we'll

4629
02:36:14,080 --> 02:36:16,020
answer for you on this videotape.

4630
02:36:16,340 --> 02:36:18,960
This is not 1991 Stu.

4631
02:36:20,020 --> 02:36:21,220
That I can say.

4632
02:36:21,400 --> 02:36:25,560
Because this looks like 1995

4633
02:36:25,560 --> 02:36:26,400
Stu.

4634
02:36:26,680 --> 02:36:27,780
Based on his appearance.

4635
02:36:28,000 --> 02:36:29,220
And also the fact that people

4636
02:36:29,220 --> 02:36:30,680
were only doing the internet

4637
02:36:30,680 --> 02:36:31,420
around now.

4638
02:36:31,500 --> 02:36:33,220
Around 95, 96 anyway.

4639
02:36:33,220 --> 02:36:34,370
Now that you've made the plunge

4640
02:36:34,370 --> 02:36:35,300
and bought this tape.

4641
02:36:35,380 --> 02:36:36,510
You've taken the most important

4642
02:36:36,510 --> 02:36:36,880
step.

4643
02:36:37,260 --> 02:36:38,390
You've joined a group of about

4644
02:36:38,390 --> 02:36:39,780
30 million people.

4645
02:36:40,000 --> 02:36:40,500
All around the world.

4646
02:36:40,680 --> 02:36:42,150
And even his name is a road

4647
02:36:42,150 --> 02:36:42,660
sign.

4648
02:36:42,840 --> 02:36:44,100
30 million people only using

4649
02:36:44,100 --> 02:36:45,260
the internet back then.

4650
02:36:45,260 --> 02:36:46,080
Only 30 million.

4651
02:36:46,740 --> 02:36:48,160
Back when it was in its purest

4652
02:36:48,160 --> 02:36:48,800
form.

4653
02:36:49,500 --> 02:36:49,900
Untouched.

4654
02:36:50,540 --> 02:36:53,260
By the hand of corporate greed.

4655
02:36:54,020 --> 02:36:55,620
And they've fine tuned the

4656
02:36:55,620 --> 02:36:57,200
internet now.

4657
02:36:58,060 --> 02:37:00,320
Into a box.

4658
02:37:01,420 --> 02:37:02,260
Of drugs.

4659
02:37:02,420 --> 02:37:03,440
It's like a drug box.

4660
02:37:04,440 --> 02:37:05,760
Where you're just getting hits.

4661
02:37:06,200 --> 02:37:07,000
Of drugs.

4662
02:37:07,140 --> 02:37:07,960
Off of the internet.

4663
02:37:08,140 --> 02:37:09,420
Where it used to just be boring.

4664
02:37:09,540 --> 02:37:10,040
People were like.

4665
02:37:10,100 --> 02:37:10,900
Oh it's boring man.

4666
02:37:11,700 --> 02:37:12,750
You're just a nerd if you're on

4667
02:37:12,750 --> 02:37:13,120
it.

4668
02:37:13,160 --> 02:37:13,340
You know.

4669
02:37:13,780 --> 02:37:14,500
But now.

4670
02:37:14,720 --> 02:37:15,620
Everyone's addicted.

4671
02:37:15,840 --> 02:37:16,260
Addled.

4672
02:37:16,960 --> 02:37:17,280
World.

4673
02:37:17,500 --> 02:37:18,380
And here we are.

4674
02:37:19,100 --> 02:37:20,540
All of us here to watch this.

4675
02:37:21,740 --> 02:37:22,980
This wouldn't be possible.

4676
02:37:23,520 --> 02:37:23,720
This.

4677
02:37:23,980 --> 02:37:24,860
Me doing a live stream.

4678
02:37:24,940 --> 02:37:25,680
Wouldn't be possible.

4679
02:37:25,880 --> 02:37:27,240
Without that corporate greed.

4680
02:37:28,100 --> 02:37:28,280
So.

4681
02:37:28,780 --> 02:37:29,560
I'm conflicted.

4682
02:37:30,220 --> 02:37:31,360
I'm really conflicted.

4683
02:37:31,500 --> 02:37:32,680
Who are getting wired.

4684
02:37:32,840 --> 02:37:33,930
And are interconnecting to each

4685
02:37:33,930 --> 02:37:34,340
other.

4686
02:37:34,660 --> 02:37:35,610
Using this marvelous thing

4687
02:37:35,610 --> 02:37:36,760
called the internet.

4688
02:37:37,080 --> 02:37:37,400
Marvelous.

4689
02:37:37,400 --> 02:37:38,480
Before we show you how to get

4690
02:37:38,480 --> 02:37:39,320
on the internet.

4691
02:37:39,500 --> 02:37:41,260
And how to surf around in cyberspace.

4692
02:37:41,260 --> 02:37:43,620
Let me explain what it all is.

4693
02:37:43,880 --> 02:37:44,380
Go for it.

4694
02:37:44,580 --> 02:37:46,200
First of all cyberspace in

4695
02:37:46,200 --> 02:37:46,840
general.

4696
02:37:47,020 --> 02:37:48,560
Or the information superhighway.

4697
02:37:48,880 --> 02:37:50,290
Describes a network of tens of

4698
02:37:50,290 --> 02:37:51,920
thousands of computers.

4699
02:37:52,400 --> 02:37:53,560
Scattered all over the world.

4700
02:37:53,900 --> 02:37:54,890
A network means they're all

4701
02:37:54,890 --> 02:37:56,600
interconnected to each other.

4702
02:37:56,640 --> 02:37:56,780
Wow.

4703
02:37:56,940 --> 02:37:57,930
So that if you're using your

4704
02:37:57,930 --> 02:37:58,960
computer over here.

4705
02:37:58,960 --> 02:38:00,440
We don't usually see this level

4706
02:38:00,440 --> 02:38:01,420
of graphics for Stu.

4707
02:38:01,540 --> 02:38:02,700
He's taken a bit of a leap out

4708
02:38:02,700 --> 02:38:04,180
of his comfort zone to do it.

4709
02:38:05,180 --> 02:38:05,990
I'd love to see the raw footage

4710
02:38:05,990 --> 02:38:07,590
of him in front of the green

4711
02:38:07,590 --> 02:38:08,340
screen.

4712
02:38:08,340 --> 02:38:09,760
Just to see how that looks.

4713
02:38:09,940 --> 02:38:10,420
In Chicago.

4714
02:38:10,860 --> 02:38:11,630
And someone else has some

4715
02:38:11,630 --> 02:38:12,780
information you want on a

4716
02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:13,460
computer.

4717
02:38:13,800 --> 02:38:14,820
Over there in Paris.

4718
02:38:15,160 --> 02:38:16,680
You can get it just by asking

4719
02:38:16,680 --> 02:38:17,380
for it.

4720
02:38:17,560 --> 02:38:19,010
You can get it if you really

4721
02:38:19,010 --> 02:38:19,560
want.

4722
02:38:19,560 --> 02:38:19,880
That is the power of the

4723
02:38:19,880 --> 02:38:20,440
information superhighway.

4724
02:38:20,440 --> 02:38:21,160
And look at that.

4725
02:38:22,240 --> 02:38:23,740
Beam me up Scotty.

4726
02:38:24,300 --> 02:38:25,800
As he just glitches out of the

4727
02:38:25,800 --> 02:38:27,300
situation there.

4728
02:38:28,600 --> 02:38:29,320
Good job as well.

4729
02:38:29,320 --> 02:38:30,180
Because all those

4730
02:38:30,180 --> 02:38:31,680
interconnected computers look

4731
02:38:31,680 --> 02:38:33,200
like fucking hot laser beams.

4732
02:38:33,400 --> 02:38:34,160
Shooting through him.

4733
02:38:35,140 --> 02:38:36,220
Maybe that was the intention.

4734
02:38:36,400 --> 02:38:38,580
It all started about 40 years

4735
02:38:38,580 --> 02:38:39,120
ago.

4736
02:38:39,120 --> 02:38:40,400
When universities were doing

4737
02:38:40,400 --> 02:38:41,740
lots of military research.

4738
02:38:42,020 --> 02:38:43,200
For the defense department.

4739
02:38:43,200 --> 02:38:43,440
During.

4740
02:38:43,440 --> 02:38:46,820
The defense advanced research

4741
02:38:46,820 --> 02:38:49,060
projects agency.

4742
02:38:49,200 --> 02:38:49,960
Okay.

4743
02:38:50,080 --> 02:38:50,840
Read the manual.

4744
02:38:51,280 --> 02:38:52,100
The DARPA chief.

4745
02:38:52,860 --> 02:38:53,860
Formerly SIGINT.

4746
02:38:54,200 --> 02:38:55,220
Of MGS3.

4747
02:38:56,200 --> 02:38:57,420
Those bad boys.

4748
02:38:57,800 --> 02:38:59,620
Were making the internet back.

4749
02:39:00,080 --> 02:39:01,310
When we were just reading

4750
02:39:01,310 --> 02:39:02,080
papers.

4751
02:39:02,440 --> 02:39:04,240
And listening to news bulletins.

4752
02:39:04,540 --> 02:39:05,400
On the television.

4753
02:39:05,700 --> 02:39:06,360
Or the radio.

4754
02:39:06,640 --> 02:39:07,200
The wireless.

4755
02:39:07,740 --> 02:39:08,480
The cold war.

4756
02:39:09,080 --> 02:39:10,440
The cold war.

4757
02:39:11,260 --> 02:39:12,040
A lot of good stuff came out of

4758
02:39:12,040 --> 02:39:13,000
the cold war.

4759
02:39:13,700 --> 02:39:14,560
And this was one of them.

4760
02:39:14,700 --> 02:39:15,980
Let's say you were working on a

4761
02:39:15,980 --> 02:39:17,550
research project at Caltech in

4762
02:39:17,550 --> 02:39:18,340
California.

4763
02:39:18,920 --> 02:39:19,710
Caltech had just bought this

4764
02:39:19,710 --> 02:39:20,960
million dollar mainframe

4765
02:39:20,960 --> 02:39:21,640
computer.

4766
02:39:22,080 --> 02:39:22,240
But your.

4767
02:39:22,240 --> 02:39:22,860
Mainframe.

4768
02:39:22,860 --> 02:39:24,230
Your university had lots of

4769
02:39:24,230 --> 02:39:25,660
research projects going on.

4770
02:39:25,920 --> 02:39:27,170
And so you had to wait to get

4771
02:39:27,170 --> 02:39:28,440
on the computer to do your.

4772
02:39:28,820 --> 02:39:29,260
Caltech.

4773
02:39:29,540 --> 02:39:30,840
How are you?

4774
02:39:31,540 --> 02:39:32,820
Well let's say meanwhile.

4775
02:39:33,040 --> 02:39:33,660
Way over at MIT in

4776
02:39:33,660 --> 02:39:34,640
Massachusetts.

4777
02:39:34,640 --> 02:39:36,380
They had extra computing power.

4778
02:39:36,440 --> 02:39:36,660
Miss.

4779
02:39:36,660 --> 02:39:37,200
Sitting around.

4780
02:39:37,660 --> 02:39:38,530
Well the government wanted to

4781
02:39:38,530 --> 02:39:39,920
make sure the work got done.

4782
02:39:40,200 --> 02:39:41,690
So they created a network using

4783
02:39:41,690 --> 02:39:42,800
telephone lines.

4784
02:39:42,800 --> 02:39:44,310
That connected the researchers

4785
02:39:44,310 --> 02:39:45,080
in California.

4786
02:39:45,160 --> 02:39:47,040
Now listen to the intonation on

4787
02:39:47,040 --> 02:39:48,340
telephone lines.

4788
02:39:49,200 --> 02:39:49,920
Any new.

4789
02:39:50,260 --> 02:39:51,560
Or uninitiated.

4790
02:39:52,820 --> 02:39:53,220
Well it would have just gone

4791
02:39:53,220 --> 02:39:54,360
over your head.

4792
02:39:54,500 --> 02:39:54,620
But.

4793
02:39:55,020 --> 02:39:56,470
This is a communications master

4794
02:39:56,470 --> 02:39:57,120
at work.

4795
02:39:58,120 --> 02:39:59,230
So they created a network using

4796
02:39:59,230 --> 02:40:00,680
telephone lines.

4797
02:40:01,100 --> 02:40:01,120
That.

4798
02:40:01,780 --> 02:40:02,800
Telephone lines.

4799
02:40:04,000 --> 02:40:04,960
Telephone lines.

4800
02:40:06,640 --> 02:40:07,620
Telephone lines.

4801
02:40:08,160 --> 02:40:10,100
It's that roll on lines.

4802
02:40:10,220 --> 02:40:11,380
It's like a sucker punch to the

4803
02:40:11,380 --> 02:40:12,260
fucking senses.

4804
02:40:13,580 --> 02:40:13,860
And.

4805
02:40:14,620 --> 02:40:15,940
As somebody remarked.

4806
02:40:16,600 --> 02:40:17,660
A while back.

4807
02:40:17,840 --> 02:40:17,940
It's.

4808
02:40:18,080 --> 02:40:19,400
Stu sometimes sounds like he's

4809
02:40:19,400 --> 02:40:20,420
on a fucking swing.

4810
02:40:20,900 --> 02:40:21,860
The way he talks.

4811
02:40:22,020 --> 02:40:23,340
And he swings towards you.

4812
02:40:23,420 --> 02:40:24,500
And it just sounds a little bit

4813
02:40:24,500 --> 02:40:24,980
louder.

4814
02:40:25,140 --> 02:40:25,800
And then it's like.

4815
02:40:27,000 --> 02:40:27,920
Telephone lines.

4816
02:40:28,380 --> 02:40:29,560
And then he swings away for the

4817
02:40:29,560 --> 02:40:30,920
rest of his sentence.

4818
02:40:30,920 --> 02:40:32,070
The government wanted to make

4819
02:40:32,070 --> 02:40:32,960
sure the work got done.

4820
02:40:33,340 --> 02:40:34,730
So they created a network using

4821
02:40:34,730 --> 02:40:35,840
telephone lines.

4822
02:40:36,000 --> 02:40:37,350
That connected the researchers

4823
02:40:37,350 --> 02:40:38,120
in California.

4824
02:40:38,120 --> 02:40:38,900
With the computer in

4825
02:40:38,900 --> 02:40:39,680
Massachusetts.

4826
02:40:40,560 --> 02:40:41,240
The problem was.

4827
02:40:41,340 --> 02:40:42,620
Every university had different

4828
02:40:42,620 --> 02:40:43,360
kinds of computers.

4829
02:40:43,500 --> 02:40:44,680
And they didn't always talk the

4830
02:40:44,680 --> 02:40:45,440
same language.

4831
02:40:45,800 --> 02:40:46,930
So the government helped create

4832
02:40:46,930 --> 02:40:47,700
something called.

4833
02:40:47,760 --> 02:40:49,640
A standard network protocol.

4834
02:40:49,880 --> 02:40:51,400
Which was one common language.

4835
02:40:51,400 --> 02:40:52,490
That all computers could

4836
02:40:52,490 --> 02:40:53,200
understand.

4837
02:40:53,440 --> 02:40:55,120
Already I'm confused and lost.

4838
02:40:55,340 --> 02:40:55,860
And this is.

4839
02:40:56,220 --> 02:40:57,580
30 years after the fucking

4840
02:40:57,580 --> 02:40:58,080
event.

4841
02:40:58,580 --> 02:40:59,480
And that was the beginning.

4842
02:40:59,480 --> 02:41:01,360
Of the information superhighway.

4843
02:41:01,820 --> 02:41:03,080
One universal language.

4844
02:41:03,080 --> 02:41:04,250
That enabled computers around

4845
02:41:04,250 --> 02:41:04,860
the country.

4846
02:41:05,300 --> 02:41:06,200
And around the world.

4847
02:41:06,520 --> 02:41:07,180
To communicate.

4848
02:41:07,540 --> 02:41:08,160
One vision.

4849
02:41:08,160 --> 02:41:08,960
Now what happened was.

4850
02:41:09,040 --> 02:41:09,960
The people who used these

4851
02:41:09,960 --> 02:41:10,560
computers.

4852
02:41:10,720 --> 02:41:11,720
Discovered that they could now

4853
02:41:11,720 --> 02:41:12,020
use.

4854
02:41:12,100 --> 02:41:13,920
This gigantic worldwide network.

4855
02:41:14,180 --> 02:41:15,260
To do things they had never

4856
02:41:15,260 --> 02:41:16,040
thought of.

4857
02:41:16,240 --> 02:41:17,540
Like sending electronic mail

4858
02:41:17,540 --> 02:41:18,140
messages.

4859
02:41:18,140 --> 02:41:18,780
To each other.

4860
02:41:19,200 --> 02:41:19,980
Or gamble.

4861
02:41:20,360 --> 02:41:20,840
Or watch.

4862
02:41:21,500 --> 02:41:22,140
Or an RV.

4863
02:41:24,700 --> 02:41:25,820
Or download.

4864
02:41:26,360 --> 02:41:26,920
Films.

4865
02:41:27,440 --> 02:41:27,760
Music.

4866
02:41:28,300 --> 02:41:29,920
Playing games.

4867
02:41:29,920 --> 02:41:30,720
Although I don't think

4868
02:41:30,720 --> 02:41:31,880
downloading films or music.

4869
02:41:31,880 --> 02:41:33,040
Was even available then.

4870
02:41:33,360 --> 02:41:34,820
That only came maybe around.

4871
02:41:35,380 --> 02:41:35,780
1998.

4872
02:41:36,840 --> 02:41:37,320
I think.

4873
02:41:37,540 --> 02:41:37,960
Napster.

4874
02:41:38,200 --> 02:41:38,700
I don't know.

4875
02:41:38,940 --> 02:41:39,380
Information.

4876
02:41:39,520 --> 02:41:40,740
Not only about the research

4877
02:41:40,740 --> 02:41:41,340
projects.

4878
02:41:41,340 --> 02:41:42,140
But also.

4879
02:41:42,140 --> 02:41:43,980
Every f***ing studio at night.

4880
02:41:44,680 --> 02:41:45,920
Insurance companies.

4881
02:41:47,300 --> 02:41:48,020
Producers.

4882
02:41:50,720 --> 02:41:52,220
Thank you very much there for

4883
02:41:52,220 --> 02:41:52,820
the tip.

4884
02:41:52,820 --> 02:41:53,340
Mr.

4885
02:41:53,340 --> 02:41:54,180
And Mrs.

4886
02:41:54,640 --> 02:41:55,300
Pacework.

4887
02:41:57,100 --> 02:41:57,860
And you.

4888
02:41:58,380 --> 02:41:59,780
In doing that tip.

4889
02:42:01,020 --> 02:42:03,400
You initiated the Tom Cruise.

4890
02:42:03,940 --> 02:42:05,340
Bollocking protocol.

4891
02:42:06,180 --> 02:42:07,480
Which always.

4892
02:42:07,780 --> 02:42:08,460
Always.

4893
02:42:09,620 --> 02:42:10,920
Puts a spring.

4894
02:42:11,000 --> 02:42:12,060
In my step.

4895
02:42:12,560 --> 02:42:13,020
I think.

4896
02:42:13,300 --> 02:42:14,360
It might even be worth.

4897
02:42:14,460 --> 02:42:15,300
Just putting a little bit of

4898
02:42:15,300 --> 02:42:15,700
spring.

4899
02:42:15,700 --> 02:42:16,280
In the step.

4900
02:42:16,380 --> 02:42:16,960
Here again.

4901
02:42:17,780 --> 02:42:19,020
One more time.

4902
02:42:19,100 --> 02:42:19,320
There.

4903
02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:20,580
For the f***ing.

4904
02:42:21,040 --> 02:42:21,480
Uninitiated.

4905
02:42:21,620 --> 02:42:22,020
Even though.

4906
02:42:22,400 --> 02:42:22,800
Nobody.

4907
02:42:23,000 --> 02:42:23,360
Seemingly.

4908
02:42:23,560 --> 02:42:24,680
Is uninitiated to this.

4909
02:42:26,000 --> 02:42:27,000
It could be loud.

4910
02:42:27,160 --> 02:42:27,320
Actually.

4911
02:42:27,500 --> 02:42:28,020
So please.

4912
02:42:28,120 --> 02:42:28,400
Please.

4913
02:42:28,540 --> 02:42:28,880
Please.

4914
02:42:29,020 --> 02:42:29,280
Please.

4915
02:42:29,380 --> 02:42:29,780
Please.

4916
02:42:29,920 --> 02:42:30,140
Please.

4917
02:42:30,260 --> 02:42:30,640
Please.

4918
02:42:30,640 --> 02:42:31,000
Please.

4919
02:42:31,100 --> 02:42:31,480
Please.

4920
02:42:31,480 --> 02:42:31,840
Please.

4921
02:42:31,920 --> 02:42:32,220
Please.

4922
02:42:32,300 --> 02:42:32,820
Take care.

4923
02:42:33,920 --> 02:42:34,720
Oh lovely stuff.

4924
02:42:35,120 --> 02:42:36,280
And what the beauty of this is.

4925
02:42:36,340 --> 02:42:37,200
As I've explained.

4926
02:42:38,020 --> 02:42:39,440
Numerous times before.

4927
02:42:39,940 --> 02:42:40,540
It's like.

4928
02:42:40,600 --> 02:42:41,160
What's going on?

4929
02:42:41,400 --> 02:42:42,120
What the f*** is happening?

4930
02:42:42,700 --> 02:42:43,280
It's like.

4931
02:42:43,940 --> 02:42:45,580
He's wearing a COVID mask.

4932
02:42:45,660 --> 02:42:46,060
You're on it.

4933
02:42:46,140 --> 02:42:47,360
So they managed to put the f***ing

4934
02:42:47,360 --> 02:42:48,000
picture in.

4935
02:42:48,120 --> 02:42:48,620
Great stuff.

4936
02:42:49,180 --> 02:42:50,000
To illustrate.

4937
02:42:50,260 --> 02:42:51,590
Why he sounds so muffled as

4938
02:42:51,590 --> 02:42:52,140
well.

4939
02:42:53,120 --> 02:42:54,000
Anybody wanting to dish out a

4940
02:42:54,000 --> 02:42:55,060
bollocking.

4941
02:42:55,620 --> 02:42:56,980
In the next few weeks.

4942
02:42:57,080 --> 02:42:57,680
Maybe Christmas.

4943
02:42:58,020 --> 02:42:58,720
Great time for it.

4944
02:42:58,720 --> 02:42:59,760
When you've had a few drinks.

4945
02:43:01,140 --> 02:43:02,200
Someone's pissing you off.

4946
02:43:03,080 --> 02:43:04,150
Let it descend into a f***ing

4947
02:43:04,150 --> 02:43:05,360
family fight.

4948
02:43:05,840 --> 02:43:07,840
It's always a great thing to do.

4949
02:43:08,620 --> 02:43:09,100
This.

4950
02:43:09,360 --> 02:43:09,720
Will.

4951
02:43:09,920 --> 02:43:10,440
Arm you.

4952
02:43:10,640 --> 02:43:11,480
With the relevant.

4953
02:43:11,960 --> 02:43:12,940
Unnecessary.

4954
02:43:13,400 --> 02:43:13,920
Gusto.

4955
02:43:14,540 --> 02:43:15,660
That you need to bring into the

4956
02:43:15,660 --> 02:43:16,580
bollocking.

4957
02:43:17,760 --> 02:43:18,600
It's classic.

4958
02:43:18,960 --> 02:43:20,120
We are the gold standard.

4959
02:43:20,520 --> 02:43:21,620
Apparently some staff.

4960
02:43:21,760 --> 02:43:22,620
On his movie.

4961
02:43:22,740 --> 02:43:23,440
That he was making.

4962
02:43:23,840 --> 02:43:25,340
Were going out on the piss.

4963
02:43:26,000 --> 02:43:26,820
And coming back.

4964
02:43:26,880 --> 02:43:27,440
The next day.

4965
02:43:27,540 --> 02:43:28,520
And he was having none of it.

4966
02:43:28,600 --> 02:43:28,720
You know.

4967
02:43:29,020 --> 02:43:30,300
Jeopardising the entire shoot.

4968
02:43:31,440 --> 02:43:32,600
Let's have a listen to this.

4969
02:43:32,600 --> 02:43:34,160
We are the gold standard.

4970
02:43:36,000 --> 02:43:37,420
You're back there in Hollywood.

4971
02:43:37,600 --> 02:43:38,820
Making movies right now.

4972
02:43:38,880 --> 02:43:39,800
Because of us.

4973
02:43:41,800 --> 02:43:42,980
Because they believe in us.

4974
02:43:43,020 --> 02:43:44,020
And what we're doing.

4975
02:43:44,460 --> 02:43:44,960
Lovely.

4976
02:43:44,960 --> 02:43:46,910
I'm on the phone with every f***ing

4977
02:43:46,910 --> 02:43:48,100
studio at night.

4978
02:43:48,760 --> 02:43:50,000
Insurance companies.

4979
02:43:51,460 --> 02:43:52,100
Producers.

4980
02:43:53,760 --> 02:43:54,980
And then he goes.

4981
02:43:54,980 --> 02:43:56,480
And they're.

4982
02:43:56,480 --> 02:43:59,040
And they're looking to us.

4983
02:43:59,680 --> 02:44:01,480
They're looking to us.

4984
02:44:01,600 --> 02:44:02,000
It's like.

4985
02:44:02,260 --> 02:44:03,800
I haven't seen a performance.

4986
02:44:04,360 --> 02:44:05,440
From him this good.

4987
02:44:05,680 --> 02:44:05,940
Do you know.

4988
02:44:06,560 --> 02:44:07,700
I'd love to see.

4989
02:44:08,220 --> 02:44:08,620
This.

4990
02:44:10,200 --> 02:44:11,360
Performed by him again.

4991
02:44:11,360 --> 02:44:12,940
If he would ever do that to us.

4992
02:44:12,980 --> 02:44:13,860
Like a beautiful.

4993
02:44:14,000 --> 02:44:14,740
Beautiful gift.

4994
02:44:14,740 --> 02:44:16,180
From the cruise meister himself.

4995
02:44:16,660 --> 02:44:17,880
To reenact.

4996
02:44:18,240 --> 02:44:18,960
His bollocking.

4997
02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:20,300
And just.

4998
02:44:20,520 --> 02:44:21,620
Let's see him do it.

4999
02:44:21,660 --> 02:44:21,880
You know.

5000
02:44:22,640 --> 02:44:23,800
Thank you very much there.

5001
02:44:23,860 --> 02:44:24,200
For the tips.

5002
02:44:24,320 --> 02:44:25,000
Scrotal recall.

5003
02:44:25,120 --> 02:44:25,940
And Darren Mack.

5004
02:44:26,140 --> 02:44:27,180
Very very kindly lads.

5005
02:44:27,700 --> 02:44:28,380
It's the passion.

5006
02:44:28,760 --> 02:44:30,040
That we all need to have.

5007
02:44:30,140 --> 02:44:30,340
I think.

5008
02:44:30,340 --> 02:44:31,220
You're looking at us.

5009
02:44:31,320 --> 02:44:32,100
And using us.

5010
02:44:32,180 --> 02:44:33,140
To make their movies.

5011
02:44:34,160 --> 02:44:35,000
We are creating.

5012
02:44:35,200 --> 02:44:36,280
Thousands of jobs.

5013
02:44:36,420 --> 02:44:36,860
You f***ing.

5014
02:44:37,640 --> 02:44:39,200
You mother effers.

5015
02:44:40,200 --> 02:44:41,500
I don't ever want to see it

5016
02:44:41,500 --> 02:44:42,080
again.

5017
02:44:42,420 --> 02:44:42,740
Yeah.

5018
02:44:43,220 --> 02:44:43,580
Ever.

5019
02:44:44,340 --> 02:44:46,240
And if you don't do it.

5020
02:44:46,300 --> 02:44:46,840
You're fired.

5021
02:44:47,040 --> 02:44:48,200
And I see you do it again.

5022
02:44:48,260 --> 02:44:49,180
You're f***ing gone.

5023
02:44:50,840 --> 02:44:51,620
Beautiful stuff.

5024
02:44:51,740 --> 02:44:52,580
Pendulum stew.

5025
02:44:53,500 --> 02:44:54,700
Thank you very much.

5026
02:44:54,860 --> 02:44:55,740
Pendulum stew.

5027
02:44:55,740 --> 02:44:56,360
There for the.

5028
02:44:56,460 --> 02:44:57,060
For the tip.

5029
02:44:58,740 --> 02:45:00,780
And anyone on this crew does it.

5030
02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:03,680
And a great shot selection of

5031
02:45:03,680 --> 02:45:04,380
him.

5032
02:45:04,540 --> 02:45:05,340
Looking miffed.

5033
02:45:05,760 --> 02:45:06,380
In a car.

5034
02:45:07,380 --> 02:45:08,140
That's it.

5035
02:45:08,400 --> 02:45:09,120
And you too.

5036
02:45:09,320 --> 02:45:10,120
And you too.

5037
02:45:10,760 --> 02:45:11,300
And you.

5038
02:45:12,000 --> 02:45:13,020
I'd love to have even been on

5039
02:45:13,020 --> 02:45:13,540
the.

5040
02:45:13,680 --> 02:45:14,960
In the crowd.

5041
02:45:15,080 --> 02:45:16,280
On the receiving end of the bollocking.

5042
02:45:16,420 --> 02:45:17,400
Because it's always nice.

5043
02:45:17,920 --> 02:45:18,660
To know.

5044
02:45:19,000 --> 02:45:20,200
When it's a group bollocking.

5045
02:45:20,840 --> 02:45:21,080
If.

5046
02:45:21,400 --> 02:45:22,480
I can't remember when I.

5047
02:45:22,840 --> 02:45:24,120
Probably have to go back.

5048
02:45:24,260 --> 02:45:24,620
Years.

5049
02:45:24,780 --> 02:45:25,040
You know.

5050
02:45:25,180 --> 02:45:26,620
To an angry teacher scenario.

5051
02:45:26,620 --> 02:45:27,520
In school or something.

5052
02:45:27,660 --> 02:45:27,760
But.

5053
02:45:28,160 --> 02:45:29,150
There was always that element

5054
02:45:29,150 --> 02:45:29,800
of safety.

5055
02:45:30,080 --> 02:45:31,700
In a group bollocking.

5056
02:45:32,340 --> 02:45:32,600
You know.

5057
02:45:32,680 --> 02:45:33,180
In an assembly.

5058
02:45:33,480 --> 02:45:33,740
Are you sure?

5059
02:45:34,420 --> 02:45:35,840
That you were safe.

5060
02:45:36,540 --> 02:45:36,880
That the.

5061
02:45:37,440 --> 02:45:38,120
F***ing teacher.

5062
02:45:38,320 --> 02:45:38,560
Or the.

5063
02:45:38,560 --> 02:45:40,140
The headmaster was freaking out.

5064
02:45:40,240 --> 02:45:40,380
But.

5065
02:45:41,020 --> 02:45:42,300
You knew you were safe.

5066
02:45:42,760 --> 02:45:44,000
And you could just witness.

5067
02:45:44,160 --> 02:45:44,640
The raw.

5068
02:45:44,780 --> 02:45:45,660
And bridal power.

5069
02:45:45,780 --> 02:45:46,480
Of nastiness.

5070
02:45:46,640 --> 02:45:47,220
And anger.

5071
02:45:47,680 --> 02:45:48,520
Of an adult.

5072
02:45:48,960 --> 02:45:50,160
But in a safe environment.

5073
02:45:50,940 --> 02:45:52,180
Thank you very much there.

5074
02:45:52,340 --> 02:45:53,380
Angel of the night.

5075
02:45:53,840 --> 02:45:54,740
Angel of the night.

5076
02:45:54,860 --> 02:45:56,160
A sound little monkey man.

5077
02:45:56,400 --> 02:45:57,440
Just like Jesus Christ.

5078
02:45:57,540 --> 02:45:58,260
Thank you very much.

5079
02:45:58,260 --> 02:45:59,740
Never f***ing do it again.

5080
02:46:03,580 --> 02:46:04,220
That's it.

5081
02:46:05,120 --> 02:46:06,100
No apologies.

5082
02:46:08,100 --> 02:46:09,480
You can tell it to the people.

5083
02:46:09,600 --> 02:46:10,670
That are losing their f***ing

5084
02:46:10,670 --> 02:46:11,120
homes.

5085
02:46:11,480 --> 02:46:12,670
Because our industry is shut

5086
02:46:12,670 --> 02:46:13,140
down.

5087
02:46:14,140 --> 02:46:15,180
It's not going to put food on

5088
02:46:15,180 --> 02:46:16,180
their table.

5089
02:46:16,900 --> 02:46:17,720
Or pay for their college

5090
02:46:17,720 --> 02:46:18,680
education.

5091
02:46:19,140 --> 02:46:20,540
Just one job like.

5092
02:46:20,660 --> 02:46:21,670
I'm sure they could have gone

5093
02:46:21,670 --> 02:46:22,400
to another job.

5094
02:46:22,700 --> 02:46:23,820
And that would have continued

5095
02:46:23,820 --> 02:46:24,420
the fund.

5096
02:46:24,520 --> 02:46:26,000
Towards the college education.

5097
02:46:26,480 --> 02:46:27,570
But he's making it into the big

5098
02:46:27,570 --> 02:46:28,420
bamboozler.

5099
02:46:28,560 --> 02:46:28,700
Like.

5100
02:46:29,460 --> 02:46:30,540
The big Tom Cruise-ler.

5101
02:46:34,320 --> 02:46:34,650
That's what I sleep with every

5102
02:46:34,650 --> 02:46:36,000
night.

5103
02:46:36,220 --> 02:46:38,050
That's what I sleep with every

5104
02:46:38,050 --> 02:46:38,640
night.

5105
02:46:40,320 --> 02:46:41,340
That's a classic.

5106
02:46:42,360 --> 02:46:42,880
You know.

5107
02:46:42,940 --> 02:46:44,000
You've heard that in movies.

5108
02:46:44,180 --> 02:46:44,500
A thousand.

5109
02:46:44,600 --> 02:46:46,200
That's what I sleep with every

5110
02:46:46,200 --> 02:46:46,760
night.

5111
02:46:46,820 --> 02:46:47,380
Fentain.

5112
02:46:50,680 --> 02:46:51,320
That's what I sleep with every

5113
02:46:51,320 --> 02:46:52,620
night.

5114
02:46:55,620 --> 02:46:56,060
Imagine.

5115
02:46:56,300 --> 02:46:57,280
To get a bollock enough.

5116
02:46:57,340 --> 02:46:58,200
A f***ing actor.

5117
02:46:58,420 --> 02:46:59,580
A great actor like him.

5118
02:47:01,180 --> 02:47:01,960
The future of the f***ing

5119
02:47:01,960 --> 02:47:03,260
industry.

5120
02:47:03,260 --> 02:47:07,160
So I'm sorry.

5121
02:47:07,280 --> 02:47:08,640
I'm beyond your apologies.

5122
02:47:09,400 --> 02:47:09,820
It's lovely.

5123
02:47:09,960 --> 02:47:11,260
It is like a domestic.

5124
02:47:11,820 --> 02:47:12,680
So I'm sorry.

5125
02:47:12,800 --> 02:47:14,280
I'm beyond your apologies.

5126
02:47:15,200 --> 02:47:16,100
But that's what I f***ing sleep

5127
02:47:16,100 --> 02:47:17,360
with every night.

5128
02:47:17,880 --> 02:47:18,340
And you.

5129
02:47:18,640 --> 02:47:19,160
And you.

5130
02:47:19,440 --> 02:47:20,240
And you too.

5131
02:47:21,760 --> 02:47:22,400
Love it.

5132
02:47:24,000 --> 02:47:24,940
So I'm sorry.

5133
02:47:25,080 --> 02:47:26,440
I'm beyond your apologies.

5134
02:47:27,120 --> 02:47:28,100
I have told you.

5135
02:47:28,480 --> 02:47:29,520
And now I want it.

5136
02:47:29,520 --> 02:47:30,660
And if you don't do it.

5137
02:47:30,720 --> 02:47:31,340
You're out.

5138
02:47:31,340 --> 02:47:35,300
We are not shutting this f***ing

5139
02:47:35,300 --> 02:47:37,140
movie down.

5140
02:47:37,900 --> 02:47:38,380
Beautiful.

5141
02:47:39,500 --> 02:47:40,540
You think he's f***ing.

5142
02:47:41,260 --> 02:47:43,320
He's turned down the heat.

5143
02:47:43,900 --> 02:47:45,180
He's taken it from a boil.

5144
02:47:45,300 --> 02:47:46,450
You think it's just going to be

5145
02:47:46,450 --> 02:47:47,560
simmering from here on in.

5146
02:47:47,940 --> 02:47:48,400
And then he.

5147
02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:50,100
Puts it back to six again.

5148
02:47:50,920 --> 02:47:52,000
Raises the temperature.

5149
02:47:54,860 --> 02:47:56,750
We are not shutting this f***ing

5150
02:47:56,750 --> 02:47:57,640
movie down.

5151
02:48:01,640 --> 02:48:02,700
Is it understood?

5152
02:48:03,580 --> 02:48:04,900
If I see it again.

5153
02:48:05,060 --> 02:48:06,260
You hear some poor creature

5154
02:48:06,260 --> 02:48:07,060
there going.

5155
02:48:07,340 --> 02:48:07,700
Yes sir.

5156
02:48:08,660 --> 02:48:09,420
Is it understood?

5157
02:48:09,960 --> 02:48:10,380
Yes sir.

5158
02:48:11,260 --> 02:48:12,940
And Tom doesn't even stop.

5159
02:48:13,300 --> 02:48:14,660
To acknowledge the yes sir.

5160
02:48:14,700 --> 02:48:15,880
He just goes straight back into

5161
02:48:15,880 --> 02:48:16,180
the.

5162
02:48:16,660 --> 02:48:17,780
He's a master at play.

5163
02:48:19,420 --> 02:48:20,280
Is it understood?

5164
02:48:21,280 --> 02:48:22,480
If I see it again.

5165
02:48:22,560 --> 02:48:23,600
You're f***ing going.

5166
02:48:23,960 --> 02:48:24,900
And so are you.

5167
02:48:25,340 --> 02:48:26,650
So you're going to cross him

5168
02:48:26,650 --> 02:48:27,360
his job.

5169
02:48:27,720 --> 02:48:28,720
And I see it on the set.

5170
02:48:28,800 --> 02:48:29,280
You're going.

5171
02:48:29,560 --> 02:48:30,220
And you're going.

5172
02:48:32,960 --> 02:48:33,660
That's it.

5173
02:48:34,400 --> 02:48:43,600
I will deal with your reason.

5174
02:48:43,740 --> 02:48:44,700
He goes reasonable here.

5175
02:48:44,840 --> 02:48:45,780
On the word reason.

5176
02:48:45,960 --> 02:48:46,600
Nice coincidence.

5177
02:48:47,240 --> 02:48:47,920
Brent Eagle.

5178
02:48:48,060 --> 02:48:48,780
Thank you very much.

5179
02:48:48,860 --> 02:48:49,800
And Adam McCarthy.

5180
02:48:50,420 --> 02:48:51,100
Very very kind.

5181
02:48:51,180 --> 02:48:52,190
Do you reckon the crew were

5182
02:48:52,190 --> 02:48:53,300
having a nervous laugh.

5183
02:48:53,400 --> 02:48:54,080
Behind the mask.

5184
02:48:54,860 --> 02:48:55,930
It's unclear as to whether or

5185
02:48:55,930 --> 02:48:56,840
not they had.

5186
02:48:57,000 --> 02:48:58,260
They were masked up as well.

5187
02:48:58,320 --> 02:48:59,370
But you can only have to assume

5188
02:48:59,370 --> 02:48:59,720
that.

5189
02:48:59,860 --> 02:49:00,620
They would be.

5190
02:49:00,700 --> 02:49:01,730
Because he's wearing a mask at

5191
02:49:01,730 --> 02:49:02,220
the time.

5192
02:49:03,820 --> 02:49:04,600
But uh.

5193
02:49:04,940 --> 02:49:05,760
Oh I don't know.

5194
02:49:05,800 --> 02:49:07,230
Would you break into a wry

5195
02:49:07,230 --> 02:49:07,800
smile.

5196
02:49:08,240 --> 02:49:09,980
Knowing that he might take unkindly

5197
02:49:09,980 --> 02:49:10,640
to you.

5198
02:49:10,720 --> 02:49:11,500
And go get rid of him.

5199
02:49:11,560 --> 02:49:12,540
He was f***ing laughing while I

5200
02:49:12,540 --> 02:49:13,480
was laying down the law.

5201
02:49:13,560 --> 02:49:13,740
You know.

5202
02:49:14,140 --> 02:49:14,940
So maybe not.

5203
02:49:15,140 --> 02:49:15,400
Do you know.

5204
02:49:15,740 --> 02:49:16,360
Because I've never.

5205
02:49:16,360 --> 02:49:18,290
You've never had this level of

5206
02:49:18,290 --> 02:49:18,880
like.

5207
02:49:19,780 --> 02:49:20,220
Theatrics.

5208
02:49:20,660 --> 02:49:21,340
In the bollocking.

5209
02:49:22,000 --> 02:49:22,600
So it's.

5210
02:49:23,580 --> 02:49:24,140
You know.

5211
02:49:24,860 --> 02:49:25,620
It's hard to tell.

5212
02:49:26,300 --> 02:49:26,660
I just.

5213
02:49:27,020 --> 02:49:28,100
Would love to have been a fly

5214
02:49:28,100 --> 02:49:28,920
on the wall.

5215
02:49:29,060 --> 02:49:29,440
Like you know.

5216
02:49:29,740 --> 02:49:30,820
Do you understand.

5217
02:49:31,380 --> 02:49:32,590
The responsibility that you

5218
02:49:32,590 --> 02:49:33,140
have.

5219
02:49:33,240 --> 02:49:34,810
Because I will deal with your

5220
02:49:34,810 --> 02:49:35,440
reason.

5221
02:49:35,760 --> 02:49:37,800
I will deal with your reason.

5222
02:49:38,740 --> 02:49:40,180
And if you can't be reasonable.

5223
02:49:40,920 --> 02:49:41,850
And I can't deal with your

5224
02:49:41,850 --> 02:49:42,500
logic.

5225
02:49:42,800 --> 02:49:43,360
You're fired.

5226
02:49:43,620 --> 02:49:44,280
You're fired.

5227
02:49:44,920 --> 02:49:45,660
Such power.

5228
02:49:45,720 --> 02:49:46,220
What is that?

5229
02:49:46,520 --> 02:49:47,120
The power.

5230
02:49:47,240 --> 02:49:48,800
The power he wields over these

5231
02:49:48,800 --> 02:49:49,440
people.

5232
02:49:50,020 --> 02:49:51,220
He can fire them.

5233
02:49:52,480 --> 02:49:53,480
You're fired.

5234
02:49:53,480 --> 02:49:53,560
You're fired.

5235
02:49:58,920 --> 02:50:01,100
I trust you guys to be here.

5236
02:50:04,680 --> 02:50:05,740
It's going nice now.

5237
02:50:06,040 --> 02:50:06,480
That's it.

5238
02:50:07,000 --> 02:50:07,680
What is it though?

5239
02:50:07,980 --> 02:50:08,620
Is it Tom?

5240
02:50:09,320 --> 02:50:09,820
Are you going to come back for

5241
02:50:09,820 --> 02:50:10,500
another one?

5242
02:50:11,440 --> 02:50:11,980
Give us another.

5243
02:50:13,440 --> 02:50:13,880
Please.

5244
02:50:14,220 --> 02:50:14,620
Please.

5245
02:50:15,300 --> 02:50:15,920
That's it guys.

5246
02:50:16,640 --> 02:50:16,940
Go on.

5247
02:50:17,000 --> 02:50:17,440
Something else.

5248
02:50:18,440 --> 02:50:18,900
Give us another.

5249
02:50:19,600 --> 02:50:22,050
That's what I think about. That's

5250
02:50:22,050 --> 02:50:23,840
what I'm doing today. I'm

5251
02:50:23,840 --> 02:50:26,160
talking to Universal Paramount

5252
02:50:26,160 --> 02:50:27,660
Warner Brothers.

5253
02:50:29,160 --> 02:50:30,350
Warner Brothers. Warner

5254
02:50:30,350 --> 02:50:31,660
Brothers.

5255
02:50:34,040 --> 02:50:35,790
Movies are going because of us.

5256
02:50:35,790 --> 02:50:37,620
Movies are going because of us.

5257
02:50:37,620 --> 02:50:38,870
If we shut down, it's going to

5258
02:50:38,870 --> 02:50:40,420
cost people a f***ing job. They're

5259
02:50:40,420 --> 02:50:41,820
home, they're family. That's

5260
02:50:41,820 --> 02:50:44,000
what's happening. All the way

5261
02:50:44,000 --> 02:50:45,780
down the line.

5262
02:50:46,100 --> 02:50:47,480
I mean, look, probably be

5263
02:50:47,480 --> 02:50:49,190
another job. Like if you're at

5264
02:50:49,190 --> 02:50:50,290
this elite level of the

5265
02:50:50,290 --> 02:50:51,920
industry, probably another job

5266
02:50:51,920 --> 02:50:53,920
around the corner. I'm guessing.

5267
02:50:57,200 --> 02:50:58,720
I care about you guys.

5268
02:50:58,720 --> 02:51:00,430
He cares now. He's the nice guy

5269
02:51:00,430 --> 02:51:02,090
now. It's the good cop. It's

5270
02:51:02,090 --> 02:51:03,580
the bad cop to good cop.

5271
02:51:05,780 --> 02:51:07,870
Transversal. The role reversal.

5272
02:51:07,870 --> 02:51:10,850
Classic, classic behavior. A

5273
02:51:10,850 --> 02:51:13,020
real, a fully fledged and

5274
02:51:13,020 --> 02:51:15,140
accomplished bully.

5275
02:51:15,140 --> 02:51:17,380
Only the best bullies know how

5276
02:51:17,380 --> 02:51:19,640
to turn it around like this.

5277
02:51:20,580 --> 02:51:21,820
Somebody who wasn't skilled in

5278
02:51:21,820 --> 02:51:23,840
the art of the ballokin would

5279
02:51:23,840 --> 02:51:25,990
have left it on a bad note. A

5280
02:51:25,990 --> 02:51:27,040
sour note.

5281
02:51:27,500 --> 02:51:28,560
It would have been sulking.

5282
02:51:29,400 --> 02:51:30,540
But he turns it around and we're

5283
02:51:30,540 --> 02:51:33,000
actually feeling sorry for Tomachine

5284
02:51:33,000 --> 02:51:35,000
because he's started to go.

5285
02:51:35,000 --> 02:51:38,280
I'm coming to you guys.

5286
02:51:40,440 --> 02:51:41,430
We're doing this for us. I care

5287
02:51:41,430 --> 02:51:43,260
about you guys.

5288
02:51:44,060 --> 02:51:44,730
If you're not going to help me,

5289
02:51:44,730 --> 02:51:45,540
you're gone.

5290
02:51:45,800 --> 02:51:47,310
Oh, lovely. Stern. Stern but

5291
02:51:47,310 --> 02:51:47,780
fair.

5292
02:51:48,960 --> 02:51:49,280
Okay?

5293
02:51:49,620 --> 02:51:49,980
Okay.

5294
02:51:51,440 --> 02:51:52,840
Do you see that stick?

5295
02:51:53,260 --> 02:51:54,600
You see that stick?

5296
02:51:54,820 --> 02:51:56,340
Why do these fucking pop-ups

5297
02:51:56,340 --> 02:51:57,560
have to be there?

5298
02:51:57,760 --> 02:51:58,800
There's no way you can turn

5299
02:51:58,800 --> 02:51:59,400
them off.

5300
02:52:00,220 --> 02:52:01,580
You see that stick?

5301
02:52:01,800 --> 02:52:03,160
How many meters is that?

5302
02:52:04,180 --> 02:52:05,340
You don't want to hear it.

5303
02:52:05,440 --> 02:52:06,460
Do you see that stick?

5304
02:52:07,160 --> 02:52:09,460
At the end of a fucking tirade.

5305
02:52:10,340 --> 02:52:11,700
You see that stick there?

5306
02:52:13,780 --> 02:52:14,180
Yeah.

5307
02:52:15,520 --> 02:52:16,640
You don't want to fucking see

5308
02:52:16,640 --> 02:52:16,920
it.

5309
02:52:16,960 --> 02:52:17,500
That's the thing.

5310
02:52:18,260 --> 02:52:19,730
When you do, it'll be the last

5311
02:52:19,730 --> 02:52:20,860
fucking thing you see.

5312
02:52:21,200 --> 02:52:22,180
Or it'd say better than that.

5313
02:52:22,260 --> 02:52:23,700
It'd be more, it'd just be a,

5314
02:52:23,700 --> 02:52:24,880
sew a button on it.

5315
02:52:25,540 --> 02:52:26,440
You see that, but he does say,

5316
02:52:26,440 --> 02:52:27,540
you see that stick?

5317
02:52:27,740 --> 02:52:28,940
How many meters is that?

5318
02:52:30,380 --> 02:52:30,780
Okay.

5319
02:52:33,060 --> 02:52:34,320
Do you see that stick?

5320
02:52:34,840 --> 02:52:36,180
How many meters is that?

5321
02:52:36,820 --> 02:52:38,350
When people are standing around

5322
02:52:38,350 --> 02:52:40,430
a fucking computer and hanging

5323
02:52:40,430 --> 02:52:42,110
out around here, what are you

5324
02:52:42,110 --> 02:52:42,560
doing?

5325
02:52:42,940 --> 02:52:43,300
Yes.

5326
02:52:44,060 --> 02:52:44,580
Oh, great.

5327
02:52:44,820 --> 02:52:45,800
And it ends there.

5328
02:52:46,320 --> 02:52:48,140
That's the bollock in NA.

5329
02:52:48,300 --> 02:52:49,300
We've seen it all.

5330
02:52:49,380 --> 02:52:51,310
We've seen Paddock, a sniper

5331
02:52:51,310 --> 02:52:51,980
rifle.

5332
02:52:52,700 --> 02:52:54,760
Let's just move on there.

5333
02:52:55,540 --> 02:52:57,260
Remove from screen and go back

5334
02:52:57,260 --> 02:52:58,740
to our program.

5335
02:52:59,640 --> 02:53:01,890
Thank you very much, Tom Cruise

5336
02:53:01,890 --> 02:53:04,740
Jr., for the tip there.

5337
02:53:05,440 --> 02:53:07,040
Back to the information age.

5338
02:53:07,280 --> 02:53:08,960
The information superhighway.

5339
02:53:09,200 --> 02:53:10,020
About their hobbies and their

5340
02:53:10,020 --> 02:53:10,740
other interests.

5341
02:53:11,200 --> 02:53:11,680
Hobbies.

5342
02:53:11,680 --> 02:53:13,200
The next step about the

5343
02:53:13,200 --> 02:53:14,720
research projects.

5344
02:53:14,720 --> 02:53:16,010
But also about their hobbies

5345
02:53:16,010 --> 02:53:17,380
and their other interests.

5346
02:53:17,940 --> 02:53:18,470
The next step was for

5347
02:53:18,470 --> 02:53:20,080
individuals like you and me,

5348
02:53:20,080 --> 02:53:21,180
who only have little

5349
02:53:21,180 --> 02:53:23,120
inexpensive personal computers,

5350
02:53:23,120 --> 02:53:24,600
to get plugged into that big

5351
02:53:24,600 --> 02:53:25,340
network.

5352
02:53:25,340 --> 02:53:26,000
That big network.

5353
02:53:26,000 --> 02:53:27,260
For that, we needed a middleman

5354
02:53:27,260 --> 02:53:27,940
of some sort.

5355
02:53:27,940 --> 02:53:27,940
That big network.

5356
02:53:27,940 --> 02:53:29,780
Some intermediate entity that

5357
02:53:29,780 --> 02:53:31,500
could provide a gateway or an

5358
02:53:31,500 --> 02:53:33,290
on-ramp or access into that big

5359
02:53:33,290 --> 02:53:34,100
network.

5360
02:53:34,500 --> 02:53:35,640
That happened first with what

5361
02:53:35,640 --> 02:53:36,940
are called the commercial

5362
02:53:36,940 --> 02:53:38,750
online services like CompuServe,

5363
02:53:38,750 --> 02:53:40,540
America Online, and Prodigy.

5364
02:53:40,900 --> 02:53:42,150
And then with dedicated

5365
02:53:42,150 --> 02:53:44,140
internet access providers who

5366
02:53:44,140 --> 02:53:45,160
realized that people were

5367
02:53:45,160 --> 02:53:46,720
willing to pay to get onto this

5368
02:53:46,720 --> 02:53:48,440
information superhighway.

5369
02:53:49,060 --> 02:53:49,230
The final step was the

5370
02:53:49,230 --> 02:53:50,620
development of easy interfaces.

5371
02:53:50,620 --> 02:53:51,140
That was it.

5372
02:53:51,240 --> 02:53:52,500
Once they realized people were

5373
02:53:52,500 --> 02:53:53,320
willing to pay.

5374
02:53:53,320 --> 02:53:54,320
Interacting with these big

5375
02:53:54,320 --> 02:53:55,400
networks up until...

5376
02:53:55,400 --> 02:53:57,520
It was a steady decline.

5377
02:53:58,320 --> 02:53:58,980
The development...

5378
02:53:58,980 --> 02:53:59,920
Into the abyss once they

5379
02:53:59,920 --> 02:54:01,090
realized people were going to

5380
02:54:01,090 --> 02:54:02,180
shell out for this shit.

5381
02:54:03,320 --> 02:54:03,720
Pfff.

5382
02:54:04,020 --> 02:54:04,380
Pfff.

5383
02:54:05,380 --> 02:54:05,940
Pfff.

5384
02:54:05,940 --> 02:54:07,120
To pay money for this, are they?

5385
02:54:08,280 --> 02:54:08,600
Pfff.

5386
02:54:09,400 --> 02:54:10,270
Sounds like we could be onto

5387
02:54:10,270 --> 02:54:11,060
something.

5388
02:54:11,240 --> 02:54:12,390
...pay to get onto this

5389
02:54:12,390 --> 02:54:13,840
information superhighway.

5390
02:54:14,560 --> 02:54:15,000
The final...

5391
02:54:15,000 --> 02:54:16,560
I mean, if in any...

5392
02:54:18,300 --> 02:54:19,160
Fair world, it'd all be free,

5393
02:54:19,160 --> 02:54:20,520
wouldn't it?

5394
02:54:21,440 --> 02:54:22,200
But is it fair?

5395
02:54:22,540 --> 02:54:23,420
You've got to think about the

5396
02:54:23,420 --> 02:54:24,780
infrastructure necessary and

5397
02:54:24,780 --> 02:54:26,300
the maintenance and all that.

5398
02:54:27,980 --> 02:54:28,820
But minimum €50 a month for

5399
02:54:28,820 --> 02:54:31,440
the fucking connectivity on a 5G

5400
02:54:31,440 --> 02:54:32,240
modem?

5401
02:54:32,840 --> 02:54:33,820
Bit steep, I think.

5402
02:54:33,820 --> 02:54:34,780
The first step was the

5403
02:54:34,780 --> 02:54:35,820
development of...

5404
02:54:35,820 --> 02:54:37,430
Easy interfaces or methods for

5405
02:54:37,430 --> 02:54:38,920
interacting with these big

5406
02:54:38,920 --> 02:54:39,580
networks.

5407
02:54:39,580 --> 02:54:40,990
Up until just a few years ago,

5408
02:54:40,990 --> 02:54:42,310
you had to understand a very

5409
02:54:42,310 --> 02:54:43,410
complicated computer

5410
02:54:43,410 --> 02:54:44,700
programming language...

5411
02:54:44,700 --> 02:54:46,200
Called Unix to do that.

5412
02:54:46,600 --> 02:54:47,600
Then along came graphical

5413
02:54:47,600 --> 02:54:49,440
browsers, which made navigating

5414
02:54:49,440 --> 02:54:51,780
the information superhighway...

5415
02:54:51,780 --> 02:54:53,350
As easy as pulling down a menu

5416
02:54:53,350 --> 02:54:54,880
on your word processor.

5417
02:54:55,240 --> 02:54:55,700
The rest...

5418
02:54:55,700 --> 02:54:55,760
Good stuff.

5419
02:54:56,160 --> 02:54:57,180
Is cyber history.

5420
02:54:57,620 --> 02:54:58,490
So I think it's a good thing

5421
02:54:58,490 --> 02:54:59,860
you decided to learn about all

5422
02:54:59,860 --> 02:55:00,360
this.

5423
02:55:00,440 --> 02:55:01,240
So here we go.

5424
02:55:01,500 --> 02:55:02,830
Ready to teach you everything

5425
02:55:02,830 --> 02:55:04,160
you need to know to get your

5426
02:55:04,160 --> 02:55:05,700
driver's license...

5427
02:55:05,700 --> 02:55:06,580
The information superhighway.

5428
02:55:06,580 --> 02:55:07,750
Didn't realize you needed a

5429
02:55:07,750 --> 02:55:08,960
driver's license, Stu.

5430
02:55:09,460 --> 02:55:11,060
Now, just like learning how to

5431
02:55:11,060 --> 02:55:12,460
drive a car, before you can

5432
02:55:12,460 --> 02:55:13,880
focus on deciding where you

5433
02:55:13,880 --> 02:55:15,200
want to go and how you're going

5434
02:55:15,200 --> 02:55:16,570
to get there, you have to deal

5435
02:55:16,570 --> 02:55:17,910
with the basics of buying a car

5436
02:55:17,910 --> 02:55:19,400
and learning how to drive it.

5437
02:55:19,840 --> 02:55:20,780
Fortunately, this is a lot

5438
02:55:20,780 --> 02:55:22,260
easier than driving a car.

5439
02:55:22,380 --> 02:55:23,530
First of all, you don't need a

5440
02:55:23,530 --> 02:55:24,880
real expensive car or computer

5441
02:55:24,880 --> 02:55:25,540
to do this.

5442
02:55:25,860 --> 02:55:28,100
Almost any low-cost PC will do.

5443
02:55:28,600 --> 02:55:29,320
And driving around the

5444
02:55:29,320 --> 02:55:30,930
information superhighway is

5445
02:55:30,930 --> 02:55:31,700
very easy.

5446
02:55:31,800 --> 02:55:33,040
It's automatic transmission.

5447
02:55:33,340 --> 02:55:34,820
You won't get hurt if you crash.

5448
02:55:35,140 --> 02:55:36,070
You don't even have to buy

5449
02:55:36,070 --> 02:55:36,660
insurance.

5450
02:55:37,020 --> 02:55:37,480
So let's start off with some

5451
02:55:37,480 --> 02:55:38,400
advice on the hard...

5452
02:55:38,400 --> 02:55:39,790
Nowadays, you might see

5453
02:55:39,790 --> 02:55:41,670
something that'll fucking ruin

5454
02:55:41,670 --> 02:55:43,080
your day or shock you or like

5455
02:55:43,080 --> 02:55:44,620
some gore or something.

5456
02:55:45,160 --> 02:55:47,400
The last 24 hours...

5457
02:55:47,400 --> 02:55:49,640
The wrong button.

5458
02:55:49,740 --> 02:55:49,940
Sorry.

5459
02:55:50,440 --> 02:55:52,400
The last 24 hours...

5460
02:55:52,400 --> 02:55:54,720
Do you know what I mean?

5461
02:55:55,320 --> 02:55:56,220
Back in the day, I don't think

5462
02:55:56,220 --> 02:55:57,030
you would have even seen it

5463
02:55:57,030 --> 02:55:57,360
then.

5464
02:55:57,580 --> 02:55:59,230
When it was like this, it was

5465
02:55:59,230 --> 02:56:00,540
just like sound stuff.

5466
02:56:01,400 --> 02:56:01,980
You weren't going to read stuff

5467
02:56:01,980 --> 02:56:03,350
that was going to make you feel

5468
02:56:03,350 --> 02:56:04,670
like you were going insane or

5469
02:56:04,670 --> 02:56:05,080
mad.

5470
02:56:05,580 --> 02:56:07,630
Or see any fucking mergers and

5471
02:56:07,630 --> 02:56:08,900
stuff like that.

5472
02:56:09,280 --> 02:56:10,960
But it's all the rage now.

5473
02:56:11,080 --> 02:56:12,260
Where you'll need to start on

5474
02:56:12,260 --> 02:56:12,900
your trip.

5475
02:56:17,340 --> 02:56:18,580
Now as you prepare for your

5476
02:56:18,580 --> 02:56:19,990
journey into the online world

5477
02:56:19,990 --> 02:56:21,490
of cyberspace, there's a small

5478
02:56:21,490 --> 02:56:22,690
basic packing list of things

5479
02:56:22,690 --> 02:56:24,040
you'll want to take with you.

5480
02:56:24,080 --> 02:56:25,140
Now first of all, you'll need a

5481
02:56:25,140 --> 02:56:25,660
computer.

5482
02:56:26,100 --> 02:56:27,900
You'll also need a modem or ISDN

5483
02:56:27,900 --> 02:56:28,540
line.

5484
02:56:28,600 --> 02:56:30,030
It's great to see Giles getting

5485
02:56:30,030 --> 02:56:31,370
a fucking fair shake of the

5486
02:56:31,370 --> 02:56:31,820
whip.

5487
02:56:32,020 --> 02:56:34,100
He was usually a stalwart, kind

5488
02:56:34,100 --> 02:56:37,180
of segmented reporter for the

5489
02:56:37,180 --> 02:56:38,800
Computer Chronicles.

5490
02:56:39,180 --> 02:56:40,460
But it feels as though Giles is

5491
02:56:40,460 --> 02:56:41,760
being given the keys to the car

5492
02:56:41,760 --> 02:56:42,200
here.

5493
02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:44,310
And he is in a sort of a driver's

5494
02:56:44,310 --> 02:56:46,600
seat position for some of it.

5495
02:56:47,420 --> 02:56:48,200
Even though we have been

5496
02:56:48,200 --> 02:56:50,200
treated to a great intro by the

5497
02:56:50,200 --> 02:56:52,440
stewmeister Shafé himself.

5498
02:56:53,620 --> 02:56:54,500
Bateman's in town.

5499
02:56:55,420 --> 02:56:56,040
And he wants to show you

5500
02:56:56,040 --> 02:56:57,820
himself doing donuts.

5501
02:56:58,760 --> 02:57:00,990
And you might want an extra 100

5502
02:57:00,990 --> 02:57:02,420
Giles per hour.

5503
02:57:03,400 --> 02:57:04,040
Says Glyn.

5504
02:57:05,780 --> 02:57:06,500
Phone line.

5505
02:57:07,000 --> 02:57:07,940
Now to start out with, to be

5506
02:57:07,940 --> 02:57:08,980
more specific, you'll need a

5507
02:57:08,980 --> 02:57:09,520
computer.

5508
02:57:09,640 --> 02:57:10,660
You've got to have a computer

5509
02:57:10,660 --> 02:57:11,860
if you want to get online.

5510
02:57:12,060 --> 02:57:12,220
Computer.

5511
02:57:12,360 --> 02:57:13,220
There's several schools of

5512
02:57:13,220 --> 02:57:14,090
thought as to what is the

5513
02:57:14,090 --> 02:57:15,160
minimum computer you might be

5514
02:57:15,160 --> 02:57:15,800
able to use.

5515
02:57:16,020 --> 02:57:17,060
In truth, some of the oldest

5516
02:57:17,060 --> 02:57:18,410
computers still around today

5517
02:57:18,410 --> 02:57:19,800
can still get on the internet

5518
02:57:19,800 --> 02:57:20,740
and take advantage of some of

5519
02:57:20,740 --> 02:57:21,720
the text-based services.

5520
02:57:21,720 --> 02:57:22,000
Internet.

5521
02:57:22,460 --> 02:57:23,180
Such as email.

5522
02:57:23,180 --> 02:57:25,410
And look at that floppy disk

5523
02:57:25,410 --> 02:57:27,020
drive external.

5524
02:57:28,280 --> 02:57:28,920
Right there.

5525
02:57:30,360 --> 02:57:32,090
I wonder, would it have even

5526
02:57:32,090 --> 02:57:33,460
been USB?

5527
02:57:33,640 --> 02:57:34,360
Probably was.

5528
02:57:34,660 --> 02:57:35,320
Probably was.

5529
02:57:35,420 --> 02:57:36,080
Maybe it's even.

5530
02:57:36,080 --> 02:57:39,080
Maybe it's even a CD-RAM drive.

5531
02:57:39,200 --> 02:57:41,120
That looks like a floppy slot.

5532
02:57:42,120 --> 02:57:44,700
I can't see a disk slot there.

5533
02:57:47,080 --> 02:57:48,380
I think you'll probably want

5534
02:57:48,380 --> 02:57:49,470
something a little more

5535
02:57:49,470 --> 02:57:50,900
substantial to take advantage

5536
02:57:50,900 --> 02:57:52,270
of some of the latest services

5537
02:57:52,270 --> 02:57:53,580
of the internet, such as the

5538
02:57:53,580 --> 02:57:54,020
web.

5539
02:57:54,140 --> 02:57:55,760
You'll want a minimum of a 13-inch

5540
02:57:55,760 --> 02:57:56,660
color monitor.

5541
02:57:57,000 --> 02:57:58,250
And you'll probably want a

5542
02:57:58,250 --> 02:57:59,950
spare 1 to 3 megs of RAM for

5543
02:57:59,950 --> 02:58:01,860
your internet applications.

5544
02:58:02,020 --> 02:58:02,200
All that RAM.

5545
02:58:02,200 --> 02:58:03,470
On top of whatever your system

5546
02:58:03,470 --> 02:58:04,400
is already using.

5547
02:58:04,400 --> 02:58:05,080
One to 3 megs.

5548
02:58:05,080 --> 02:58:06,350
Now, then you'll also need, of

5549
02:58:06,350 --> 02:58:07,080
course, a modem.

5550
02:58:07,080 --> 02:58:08,240
Modems come in a couple of

5551
02:58:08,240 --> 02:58:09,140
different flavors.

5552
02:58:09,140 --> 02:58:10,360
Here I have an internal modem.

5553
02:58:10,360 --> 02:58:10,820
That's a nice flip.

5554
02:58:10,820 --> 02:58:11,740
This is an external modem.

5555
02:58:11,740 --> 02:58:13,120
But the main job of a modem is

5556
02:58:13,120 --> 02:58:14,620
to connect your computer to a

5557
02:58:14,620 --> 02:58:15,320
phone line.

5558
02:58:15,320 --> 02:58:16,940
Modems allow computers to talk

5559
02:58:16,940 --> 02:58:18,620
to other computers over phone

5560
02:58:18,620 --> 02:58:19,060
lines.

5561
02:58:19,060 --> 02:58:20,380
They come in several speeds.

5562
02:58:20,380 --> 02:58:22,460
You'll hear the numbers like 14.4,

5563
02:58:22,460 --> 02:58:24,080
28.8, those sorts of things.

5564
02:58:24,380 --> 02:58:25,860
The faster you get, the more

5565
02:58:25,860 --> 02:58:27,380
time-saving you'll get.

5566
02:58:27,600 --> 02:58:28,500
So it may look like it costs

5567
02:58:28,500 --> 02:58:29,430
more now, but I really

5568
02:58:29,430 --> 02:58:30,730
recommend getting the fastest

5569
02:58:30,730 --> 02:58:31,560
you can afford.

5570
02:58:31,820 --> 02:58:34,520
Get your hands on a cheeky ISD

5571
02:58:34,520 --> 02:58:35,680
or a DSL.

5572
02:58:36,820 --> 02:58:38,960
Don't go with the fucking 28.8K

5573
02:58:38,960 --> 02:58:40,780
or whatever it was.

5574
02:58:41,480 --> 02:58:43,120
Because that will crucify you.

5575
02:58:43,160 --> 02:58:44,970
But then maybe, did the modem

5576
02:58:44,970 --> 02:58:45,700
matter?

5577
02:58:46,300 --> 02:58:47,050
Like back in the day, I think

5578
02:58:47,050 --> 02:58:48,020
mine was...

5579
02:58:48,020 --> 02:58:48,840
COVID-19!

5580
02:58:48,840 --> 02:58:52,820
Variant of Concern.

5581
02:58:53,020 --> 02:58:54,110
Yeah, I love the way I put that

5582
02:58:54,110 --> 02:58:55,380
little extra bit in there.

5583
02:58:56,080 --> 02:58:56,860
Not to be, you know, I don't

5584
02:58:56,860 --> 02:58:58,350
want to blow my own trumpet or

5585
02:58:58,350 --> 02:58:59,650
anything, but it was just an

5586
02:58:59,650 --> 02:59:00,460
extra bit of spice.

5587
02:59:00,580 --> 02:59:02,570
Thank you very much there, Spanky

5588
02:59:02,570 --> 02:59:03,060
Ham.

5589
02:59:03,720 --> 02:59:04,280
Great name.

5590
02:59:04,520 --> 02:59:05,040
How are you, Francis?

5591
02:59:05,120 --> 02:59:06,870
Any chance of a quick shout-out

5592
02:59:06,870 --> 02:59:08,680
to the Best Friends Banana Bong

5593
02:59:08,680 --> 02:59:09,900
Banana Boat Club?

5594
02:59:09,980 --> 02:59:10,520
High five.

5595
02:59:12,160 --> 02:59:13,040
Thanks, Francis.

5596
02:59:13,140 --> 02:59:13,640
Happy Christmas.

5597
02:59:14,260 --> 02:59:15,140
But where was I?

5598
02:59:15,140 --> 02:59:17,460
Yeah, I had a 28.8K on the

5599
02:59:17,460 --> 02:59:19,460
fucking Packard Bell Celeron

5600
02:59:19,460 --> 02:59:21,560
processor, Intel Celeron.

5601
02:59:22,560 --> 02:59:24,030
But I mean, would it have

5602
02:59:24,030 --> 02:59:25,790
mattered if I'd have got a

5603
02:59:25,790 --> 02:59:26,720
different modem?

5604
02:59:27,620 --> 02:59:29,310
Like if I had a DSL in that bad

5605
02:59:29,310 --> 02:59:31,120
boy, would that have increased

5606
02:59:31,120 --> 02:59:31,940
the speed?

5607
02:59:32,160 --> 02:59:33,730
Or was it not dependent on the

5608
02:59:33,730 --> 02:59:35,140
phone line you had?

5609
02:59:35,840 --> 02:59:36,600
So we were running it through

5610
02:59:36,600 --> 02:59:38,360
the fucking Aircom phone line.

5611
02:59:39,100 --> 02:59:40,700
I was using Ocean Free.

5612
02:59:41,720 --> 02:59:44,060
Ocean Free.net or .ie.

5613
02:59:44,880 --> 02:59:46,180
Which you got on a CD.

5614
02:59:48,000 --> 02:59:49,000
Cable modem did.

5615
02:59:49,820 --> 02:59:50,680
Interesting stuff.

5616
02:59:51,640 --> 02:59:52,340
Interesting stuff.

5617
02:59:52,400 --> 02:59:53,580
Thank you very much there, Willem

5618
02:59:53,580 --> 02:59:54,120
de Friend.

5619
02:59:54,380 --> 02:59:55,840
Very, very, very kind of y'all.

5620
02:59:58,620 --> 03:00:00,540
Yeah, it's a funny one.

5621
03:00:00,580 --> 03:00:01,260
It's a funny one.

5622
03:00:01,340 --> 03:00:01,620
All right.

5623
03:00:01,680 --> 03:00:02,770
But even though it didn't

5624
03:00:02,770 --> 03:00:04,560
matter back then, whatever you

5625
03:00:04,560 --> 03:00:05,740
had, you had.

5626
03:00:06,120 --> 03:00:07,820
And you were happy to have it.

5627
03:00:07,940 --> 03:00:09,090
It'll translate into time

5628
03:00:09,090 --> 03:00:10,800
savings and then dollar savings,

5629
03:00:10,800 --> 03:00:12,160
especially by the hour.

5630
03:00:12,540 --> 03:00:13,170
Now, another option for

5631
03:00:13,170 --> 03:00:14,490
connecting your computer to the

5632
03:00:14,490 --> 03:00:15,080
internet.

5633
03:00:15,080 --> 03:00:16,040
It was a blast from the past,

5634
03:00:16,040 --> 03:00:16,500
Garakul.

5635
03:00:16,560 --> 03:00:17,240
I don't know if you had it.

5636
03:00:17,240 --> 03:00:19,280
But Ocean Free.ie had its

5637
03:00:19,280 --> 03:00:21,340
homepage when you loaded it up.

5638
03:00:22,080 --> 03:00:23,640
And it had all the usual news,

5639
03:00:23,640 --> 03:00:24,700
stuff like that.

5640
03:00:25,140 --> 03:00:26,620
And then a chat room.

5641
03:00:29,760 --> 03:00:29,980
Encouraging you just to chat

5642
03:00:29,980 --> 03:00:31,960
with randoms.

5643
03:00:34,320 --> 03:00:35,260
I was just a kid.

5644
03:00:35,340 --> 03:00:36,920
Who knows who the fuck I was

5645
03:00:36,920 --> 03:00:37,780
talking to.

5646
03:00:41,380 --> 03:00:42,280
SD in line.

5647
03:00:43,320 --> 03:00:44,360
ASL would be on to me.

5648
03:00:44,440 --> 03:00:45,560
They'd be saying ASL.

5649
03:00:48,200 --> 03:00:49,520
The fuck away from me.

5650
03:00:50,560 --> 03:00:51,240
You creep.

5651
03:00:51,240 --> 03:00:54,040
Special lines.

5652
03:00:54,480 --> 03:00:55,420
ISDN stands for Integrated

5653
03:00:55,420 --> 03:00:56,960
Services Digital Network.

5654
03:00:57,340 --> 03:00:58,150
But a special line that the

5655
03:00:58,150 --> 03:00:59,570
phone company provides to your

5656
03:00:59,570 --> 03:01:00,080
house.

5657
03:01:00,300 --> 03:01:01,100
And it gives you a direct

5658
03:01:01,100 --> 03:01:02,510
digital connection to whatever

5659
03:01:02,510 --> 03:01:03,680
you're connecting to.

5660
03:01:04,080 --> 03:01:05,460
I was talking to someone.

5661
03:01:05,660 --> 03:01:06,840
And I was like, oh, look, Dad.

5662
03:01:06,880 --> 03:01:07,880
I'm talking to someone online.

5663
03:01:08,720 --> 03:01:09,950
And I was in a conversation

5664
03:01:09,950 --> 03:01:12,110
with someone called Awfully

5665
03:01:12,110 --> 03:01:12,680
Girl.

5666
03:01:13,400 --> 03:01:14,480
And my dad just said, it's

5667
03:01:14,480 --> 03:01:16,560
probably a fucking fat man in

5668
03:01:16,560 --> 03:01:17,920
his underpants.

5669
03:01:19,920 --> 03:01:21,000
Literally said that.

5670
03:01:21,000 --> 03:01:21,800
Those words.

5671
03:01:23,800 --> 03:01:23,870
So he was warning me that not

5672
03:01:23,870 --> 03:01:26,210
to fucking be taken in by what's

5673
03:01:26,210 --> 03:01:28,000
going on, you know.

5674
03:01:28,000 --> 03:01:29,340
Are a little bit more expensive.

5675
03:01:29,340 --> 03:01:30,810
Right now there's $300 to

5676
03:01:30,810 --> 03:01:31,400
install.

5677
03:01:31,800 --> 03:01:33,610
And about $60, $70, $80 a month

5678
03:01:33,610 --> 03:01:34,420
to maintain.

5679
03:01:34,800 --> 03:01:35,820
So you really got to be serious.

5680
03:01:35,920 --> 03:01:36,600
Maybe a home off.

5681
03:01:37,120 --> 03:01:38,060
Awfully Girl.

5682
03:01:40,720 --> 03:01:42,180
This might be able to justify

5683
03:01:42,180 --> 03:01:43,460
those kinds of costs.

5684
03:01:43,520 --> 03:01:43,920
But you really got to be

5685
03:01:43,920 --> 03:01:44,220
serious.

5686
03:01:44,220 --> 03:01:45,970
And when he said that, like, it

5687
03:01:45,970 --> 03:01:46,740
was funny.

5688
03:01:46,820 --> 03:01:48,860
But I felt stupid.

5689
03:01:49,220 --> 03:01:50,840
Like, maybe, you know, because

5690
03:01:50,840 --> 03:01:52,240
I was trying to show him how

5691
03:01:52,240 --> 03:01:54,700
cool I was with the new OceanFree.ie.

5692
03:01:55,740 --> 03:01:57,080
But thinking back, that was

5693
03:01:57,080 --> 03:01:57,840
good advice.

5694
03:01:58,540 --> 03:01:59,670
And I think that's the time you're

5695
03:01:59,670 --> 03:02:00,570
going to be spending on the

5696
03:02:00,570 --> 03:02:01,630
internet to actually get one of

5697
03:02:01,630 --> 03:02:02,280
those lines.

5698
03:02:02,600 --> 03:02:03,800
Now, last but not least, you're

5699
03:02:03,800 --> 03:02:05,090
probably going to want an extra

5700
03:02:05,090 --> 03:02:05,800
phone line.

5701
03:02:06,000 --> 03:02:07,150
If you are like me and spend

5702
03:02:07,150 --> 03:02:08,730
any amount of time online, you'll

5703
03:02:08,730 --> 03:02:09,880
wind up tying up your family

5704
03:02:09,880 --> 03:02:10,640
phone line.

5705
03:02:10,960 --> 03:02:12,160
And people can't call out or

5706
03:02:12,160 --> 03:02:13,940
call in while you're online.

5707
03:02:14,080 --> 03:02:15,220
So it might be a small extra

5708
03:02:15,220 --> 03:02:15,680
cost.

5709
03:02:15,800 --> 03:02:17,030
But it's definitely something

5710
03:02:17,030 --> 03:02:18,230
worth considering getting an

5711
03:02:18,230 --> 03:02:19,330
extra phone line so you can

5712
03:02:19,330 --> 03:02:20,480
stay online all you want and

5713
03:02:20,480 --> 03:02:21,620
still make phone calls.

5714
03:02:22,020 --> 03:02:22,660
Back to you, Stuart.

5715
03:02:22,940 --> 03:02:23,420
Oh, lovely.

5716
03:02:23,520 --> 03:02:24,960
He even said it.

5717
03:02:25,220 --> 03:02:26,150
All you want and still make

5718
03:02:26,150 --> 03:02:26,900
phone calls.

5719
03:02:26,900 --> 03:02:28,340
He knew what we wanted to hear.

5720
03:02:28,940 --> 03:02:29,820
Back to you, Stuart.

5721
03:02:30,380 --> 03:02:31,550
Now that you know how to drive

5722
03:02:31,550 --> 03:02:33,260
your car or your computer.

5723
03:02:33,400 --> 03:02:34,260
There are no unknowns.

5724
03:02:34,500 --> 03:02:35,600
It is to say we know.

5725
03:02:35,680 --> 03:02:36,860
There are some things we do not

5726
03:02:36,860 --> 03:02:37,260
know.

5727
03:02:37,600 --> 03:02:39,010
Thank you very much, Kenny, for

5728
03:02:39,010 --> 03:02:39,780
the tip there.

5729
03:02:39,840 --> 03:02:40,880
Very, very kind of you.

5730
03:02:40,920 --> 03:02:42,120
Look at the hands there.

5731
03:02:42,340 --> 03:02:44,020
The sort of ecclesiastical

5732
03:02:44,020 --> 03:02:44,880
praying.

5733
03:02:45,280 --> 03:02:47,340
He's a holy figure, especially

5734
03:02:47,340 --> 03:02:48,960
this time of year.

5735
03:02:49,220 --> 03:02:51,410
Like, you know, lovely, holy,

5736
03:02:51,410 --> 03:02:51,980
Stu.

5737
03:02:53,080 --> 03:02:53,640
Back to you, Stuart.

5738
03:02:53,880 --> 03:02:54,640
Parochial, Stuart.

5739
03:02:55,280 --> 03:02:56,220
Now that you know how to drive

5740
03:02:56,220 --> 03:02:57,850
your car or your computer, I

5741
03:02:57,850 --> 03:02:58,900
want to give you some

5742
03:02:58,900 --> 03:03:00,560
directions on how to get where

5743
03:03:00,560 --> 03:03:01,620
you're going.

5744
03:03:01,840 --> 03:03:02,020
Nice.

5745
03:03:02,080 --> 03:03:03,140
There are lots of different

5746
03:03:03,140 --> 03:03:04,020
ways you can get to your

5747
03:03:04,020 --> 03:03:04,720
destination.

5748
03:03:05,040 --> 03:03:05,240
Nice.

5749
03:03:05,320 --> 03:03:06,320
They still keep him with the

5750
03:03:06,320 --> 03:03:07,590
whole destination driving your

5751
03:03:07,590 --> 03:03:08,200
car shtick.

5752
03:03:08,260 --> 03:03:08,640
I love it.

5753
03:03:08,800 --> 03:03:09,900
Hopefully, they really fucking

5754
03:03:09,900 --> 03:03:11,160
stay with it to the bitter end.

5755
03:03:11,220 --> 03:03:12,880
Going to cover the three main...

5756
03:03:12,880 --> 03:03:14,820
Now, at the end, and he's like,

5757
03:03:14,820 --> 03:03:16,460
now you're in your garage, you

5758
03:03:16,460 --> 03:03:18,160
shut down your computer.

5759
03:03:18,440 --> 03:03:20,180
Like you turn off...

5760
03:03:20,180 --> 03:03:21,880
Like you turn off your car.

5761
03:03:24,000 --> 03:03:24,820
Awfully Girl.

5762
03:03:25,120 --> 03:03:26,060
Thank you very much.

5763
03:03:26,120 --> 03:03:27,310
And it's great to see you after

5764
03:03:27,310 --> 03:03:28,160
all these years.

5765
03:03:30,360 --> 03:03:30,580
Awfully Girl is tipped just

5766
03:03:30,580 --> 03:03:33,060
simply saying, it's me.

5767
03:03:33,700 --> 03:03:34,380
Great stuff.

5768
03:03:34,800 --> 03:03:36,200
...on ramps to the information...

5769
03:03:36,200 --> 03:03:37,300
I can't remember what my

5770
03:03:37,300 --> 03:03:38,120
username was.

5771
03:03:39,780 --> 03:03:40,250
I can't remember what my

5772
03:03:40,250 --> 03:03:41,780
username was.

5773
03:03:41,980 --> 03:03:42,580
I wish I could.

5774
03:03:42,580 --> 03:03:44,060
...and get to your destination.

5775
03:03:44,420 --> 03:03:45,600
And we're going to cover the

5776
03:03:45,600 --> 03:03:47,170
three main on ramps to the

5777
03:03:47,170 --> 03:03:48,820
information superhighway.

5778
03:03:49,500 --> 03:03:50,930
Number one, if you already own

5779
03:03:50,930 --> 03:03:52,390
a computer, it probably came

5780
03:03:52,390 --> 03:03:53,960
with some preloaded software.

5781
03:03:54,500 --> 03:03:56,000
It probably came.

5782
03:03:56,880 --> 03:03:58,340
Stew on the swing, pendulum,

5783
03:03:58,340 --> 03:03:58,980
stew.

5784
03:03:59,680 --> 03:04:01,180
And just look at that glance.

5785
03:04:04,000 --> 03:04:04,840
Pendulum man.

5786
03:04:06,460 --> 03:04:08,160
It already came.

5787
03:04:11,160 --> 03:04:10,590
Number one, if you already own

5788
03:04:10,590 --> 03:04:12,750
a computer, it probably came

5789
03:04:12,750 --> 03:04:15,860
with some preloaded software...

5790
03:04:15,860 --> 03:04:15,960
It came.

5791
03:04:16,060 --> 03:04:17,200
...to get you onto some of the

5792
03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:18,400
commercial online services.

5793
03:04:18,520 --> 03:04:20,100
Prodigy, CompuServe, America

5794
03:04:20,100 --> 03:04:21,360
Online, or the Microsoft

5795
03:04:21,360 --> 03:04:22,040
Network.

5796
03:04:22,440 --> 03:04:23,630
Any one of those services will

5797
03:04:23,630 --> 03:04:25,530
provide you with a very easy on-ramp

5798
03:04:25,530 --> 03:04:27,620
to the information superhighway.

5799
03:04:28,280 --> 03:04:29,340
Number two, you can get plugged

5800
03:04:29,340 --> 03:04:30,900
into cyberspace simply by going

5801
03:04:30,900 --> 03:04:32,460
down to your local bookstore

5802
03:04:32,460 --> 03:04:33,600
and buying a book on the

5803
03:04:33,600 --> 03:04:34,280
internet.

5804
03:04:34,280 --> 03:04:35,830
Most of them come with software

5805
03:04:35,830 --> 03:04:37,140
that lets you immediately

5806
03:04:37,140 --> 03:04:39,320
select a direct access provider...

5807
03:04:39,320 --> 03:04:40,080
As if you're going to read a

5808
03:04:40,080 --> 03:04:40,380
book.

5809
03:04:40,380 --> 03:04:41,070
...and get online within a

5810
03:04:41,070 --> 03:04:41,580
matter of minutes.

5811
03:04:42,040 --> 03:04:43,040
Third, if your company or

5812
03:04:43,040 --> 03:04:44,900
college has a computer network,

5813
03:04:44,900 --> 03:04:46,940
odds are you can get into cyberspace

5814
03:04:46,940 --> 03:04:48,340
using their network.

5815
03:04:48,340 --> 03:04:49,790
It was great to use the

5816
03:04:49,790 --> 03:04:51,660
computer internet class or

5817
03:04:51,660 --> 03:04:53,740
computer class in school when

5818
03:04:53,740 --> 03:04:55,000
they gave them.

5819
03:04:55,040 --> 03:04:56,200
Maybe it was transition year.

5820
03:04:57,020 --> 03:04:57,560
I can't remember.

5821
03:04:57,680 --> 03:04:58,750
We wouldn't have had time to

5822
03:04:58,750 --> 03:04:59,850
have been able to have the

5823
03:04:59,850 --> 03:05:00,600
luxury of it.

5824
03:05:01,320 --> 03:05:04,050
But it was in the computer room

5825
03:05:04,050 --> 03:05:06,290
at school where some lad knew

5826
03:05:06,290 --> 03:05:09,240
of a site called Rotten.com.

5827
03:05:11,720 --> 03:05:13,450
And we've seen some crazy,

5828
03:05:13,450 --> 03:05:14,940
crazy stuff on that.

5829
03:05:17,540 --> 03:05:17,920
The computer network? Odds are

5830
03:05:17,920 --> 03:05:20,300
you can get into...

5831
03:05:20,300 --> 03:05:21,390
They were trying to teach... I

5832
03:05:21,390 --> 03:05:22,870
think it was a music class, but

5833
03:05:22,870 --> 03:05:24,540
the computers were hooked up.

5834
03:05:25,060 --> 03:05:26,450
We were learning a program

5835
03:05:26,450 --> 03:05:27,840
called Total EJ.

5836
03:05:30,360 --> 03:05:32,360
And, uh, but they, uh...

5837
03:05:32,360 --> 03:05:34,720
They left the fucking internet

5838
03:05:34,720 --> 03:05:35,960
switched on.

5839
03:05:37,020 --> 03:05:38,200
And away we went.

5840
03:05:39,200 --> 03:05:39,780
I was seeing a picture of a

5841
03:05:39,780 --> 03:05:41,360
fish and, uh...

5842
03:05:42,820 --> 03:05:44,630
I'm going to tell you the rest

5843
03:05:44,630 --> 03:05:45,640
of it.

5844
03:05:49,140 --> 03:05:50,600
Something... something wasn't

5845
03:05:50,600 --> 03:05:52,120
right going on in it anyway.

5846
03:05:52,620 --> 03:05:54,250
And picture of dead Hitler,

5847
03:05:54,250 --> 03:05:55,940
which couldn't have even been

5848
03:05:55,940 --> 03:05:57,670
real because he died in a ditch

5849
03:05:57,670 --> 03:05:58,420
on fire.

5850
03:06:00,000 --> 03:06:02,160
He just looked like Charlie Chaplin.

5851
03:06:03,260 --> 03:06:04,620
Um, what else?

5852
03:06:04,960 --> 03:06:06,430
I think maybe the monk, uh,

5853
03:06:06,430 --> 03:06:08,250
that was on the front of the

5854
03:06:08,250 --> 03:06:09,680
fucking Rage Against the

5855
03:06:09,680 --> 03:06:10,920
Machine cover.

5856
03:06:12,080 --> 03:06:14,060
And, uh, some other stuff.

5857
03:06:14,120 --> 03:06:14,860
It was just, yeah.

5858
03:06:15,860 --> 03:06:16,720
Crazy times.

5859
03:06:16,720 --> 03:06:18,240
If your company or college has

5860
03:06:18,240 --> 03:06:19,790
a computer network, odds are

5861
03:06:19,790 --> 03:06:21,200
you can get into cyberspace

5862
03:06:21,200 --> 03:06:22,560
using their network.

5863
03:06:22,860 --> 03:06:23,890
So let's take a look now at

5864
03:06:23,890 --> 03:06:25,190
some of your options for

5865
03:06:25,190 --> 03:06:27,180
getting out there in cyberspace.

5866
03:06:32,520 --> 03:06:31,250
Now, if you're new to computers

5867
03:06:31,250 --> 03:06:34,570
or to the idea of the online

5868
03:06:34,570 --> 03:06:36,690
world, you might want to check

5869
03:06:36,690 --> 03:06:37,640
out an online service

5870
03:06:37,640 --> 03:06:38,950
before you actually sign up for

5871
03:06:38,950 --> 03:06:40,060
a direct connection to the

5872
03:06:40,060 --> 03:06:40,680
internet.

5873
03:06:41,140 --> 03:06:41,560
Now, some of the online

5874
03:06:41,560 --> 03:06:42,280
services...

5875
03:06:42,280 --> 03:06:42,540
Internet.

5876
03:06:42,540 --> 03:06:43,260
I'm sure you've heard some of

5877
03:06:43,260 --> 03:06:43,660
these names.

5878
03:06:43,660 --> 03:06:46,270
...are America Online, Prodigy,

5879
03:06:46,270 --> 03:06:48,340
CompuServe, MSN, the Microsoft

5880
03:06:48,340 --> 03:06:49,880
Network, and eWorld.

5881
03:06:50,220 --> 03:06:51,430
All of these different services

5882
03:06:51,430 --> 03:06:52,810
are aimed towards different

5883
03:06:52,810 --> 03:06:53,740
types of users.

5884
03:06:53,940 --> 03:06:55,020
So they have different styles,

5885
03:06:55,020 --> 03:06:56,530
different, uh, looks, graphical

5886
03:06:56,530 --> 03:06:56,960
looks.

5887
03:06:57,080 --> 03:06:57,970
And they offer different

5888
03:06:57,970 --> 03:06:58,860
content and different

5889
03:06:58,860 --> 03:06:59,580
information.

5890
03:06:59,680 --> 03:07:00,830
He's a safe... he's a safe

5891
03:07:00,830 --> 03:07:01,440
prospect.

5892
03:07:01,680 --> 03:07:02,180
He's giles.

5893
03:07:02,320 --> 03:07:02,920
He feels safe.

5894
03:07:03,000 --> 03:07:03,560
He's comfortable.

5895
03:07:03,880 --> 03:07:05,140
He really just... he can

5896
03:07:05,140 --> 03:07:06,120
communicate well.

5897
03:07:06,420 --> 03:07:07,490
And he's like a protege,

5898
03:07:07,490 --> 03:07:08,320
obviously.

5899
03:07:08,760 --> 03:07:09,820
Uh, nobody can reach those

5900
03:07:09,820 --> 03:07:11,180
heights, obviously.

5901
03:07:11,320 --> 03:07:13,100
But he's comfortable, you know?

5902
03:07:13,460 --> 03:07:14,460
He's a solid bet.

5903
03:07:14,740 --> 03:07:15,740
...different, uh, looks,

5904
03:07:15,740 --> 03:07:16,500
graphical looks.

5905
03:07:16,820 --> 03:07:17,520
And they offer different

5906
03:07:17,520 --> 03:07:18,410
content and different

5907
03:07:18,410 --> 03:07:19,120
information.

5908
03:07:19,580 --> 03:07:20,800
For instance, uh, America

5909
03:07:20,800 --> 03:07:22,480
Online and Prodigy are aimed

5910
03:07:22,480 --> 03:07:24,000
towards family users.

5911
03:07:24,000 --> 03:07:24,000
The state of that.

5912
03:07:24,180 --> 03:07:25,670
Whereas CompuServe is more

5913
03:07:25,670 --> 03:07:26,870
geared towards high-end

5914
03:07:26,870 --> 03:07:28,460
computer users and business

5915
03:07:28,460 --> 03:07:29,100
users.

5916
03:07:29,460 --> 03:07:30,600
They all have similar cost

5917
03:07:30,600 --> 03:07:31,460
structures.

5918
03:07:31,800 --> 03:07:32,880
They'll generally charge you a

5919
03:07:32,880 --> 03:07:34,320
basic monthly fee, which will

5920
03:07:34,320 --> 03:07:35,640
allow you a certain amount of

5921
03:07:35,640 --> 03:07:36,140
time.

5922
03:07:36,260 --> 03:07:37,240
Then above and beyond that

5923
03:07:37,240 --> 03:07:38,590
amount of time, they'll charge

5924
03:07:38,590 --> 03:07:39,560
you an hourly rate.

5925
03:07:39,960 --> 03:07:41,270
You'll want to be very careful

5926
03:07:41,270 --> 03:07:42,690
to pay close attention to this,

5927
03:07:42,690 --> 03:07:43,960
uh, price structure for the

5928
03:07:43,960 --> 03:07:45,340
actual online service you sign

5929
03:07:45,340 --> 03:07:45,920
up for.

5930
03:07:46,000 --> 03:07:47,040
Because you may think you're

5931
03:07:47,040 --> 03:07:48,480
going to only pay $10 a month.

5932
03:07:48,620 --> 03:07:49,970
Then you wind up using a lot of

5933
03:07:49,970 --> 03:07:50,460
time.

5934
03:07:50,720 --> 03:07:52,300
You wind up paying close to $90

5935
03:07:52,300 --> 03:07:53,500
or $100 a month.

5936
03:07:53,840 --> 03:07:55,240
Now, joining signing up is easy.

5937
03:07:55,320 --> 03:07:56,570
All you do is find one of their

5938
03:07:56,570 --> 03:07:57,870
ads in a magazine, dial their

5939
03:07:57,870 --> 03:07:59,350
800 number, and they will

5940
03:07:59,350 --> 03:08:00,710
actually send software to your

5941
03:08:00,710 --> 03:08:01,280
house.

5942
03:08:01,640 --> 03:08:02,850
You can install that software

5943
03:08:02,850 --> 03:08:03,880
on your Mac or PC.

5944
03:08:04,400 --> 03:08:05,020
Make sure your modem is

5945
03:08:05,020 --> 03:08:05,800
connected.

5946
03:08:06,220 --> 03:08:07,860
And then you can click sign on.

5947
03:08:08,040 --> 03:08:08,850
They will walk you through a

5948
03:08:08,850 --> 03:08:09,970
sign-up process where you give

5949
03:08:09,970 --> 03:08:11,240
them your credit card number.

5950
03:08:11,480 --> 03:08:12,180
Because that's how they're

5951
03:08:12,180 --> 03:08:13,040
going to bill you each month.

5952
03:08:13,440 --> 03:08:14,290
Now, just to give you an idea

5953
03:08:14,290 --> 03:08:15,780
of what an online service has.

5954
03:08:15,780 --> 03:08:17,200
A great communicator.

5955
03:08:17,380 --> 03:08:18,560
Great hand gestures.

5956
03:08:18,880 --> 03:08:20,160
Following in the stew mode.

5957
03:08:20,280 --> 03:08:20,460
Game boy.

5958
03:08:20,880 --> 03:08:22,080
And a healthy head of hair as

5959
03:08:22,080 --> 03:08:22,620
well.

5960
03:08:22,880 --> 03:08:25,080
Thank you very, very much, Revolver

5961
03:08:25,080 --> 03:08:25,820
Ocelot.

5962
03:08:25,900 --> 03:08:27,120
Very, very kind of you.

5963
03:08:28,800 --> 03:08:30,260
I hope you're getting on well.

5964
03:08:30,320 --> 03:08:32,220
Tom Cruise, you love the drama,

5965
03:08:32,220 --> 03:08:32,880
you see.

5966
03:08:33,300 --> 03:08:34,680
Thank you very much there for

5967
03:08:34,680 --> 03:08:35,800
that tip there.

5968
03:08:36,140 --> 03:08:37,220
America Online here.

5969
03:08:37,700 --> 03:08:38,410
Now, we've got a number of

5970
03:08:38,410 --> 03:08:39,420
categories here.

5971
03:08:39,540 --> 03:08:40,800
Each grouped nicely.

5972
03:08:40,920 --> 03:08:42,060
They've all got some fancy

5973
03:08:42,060 --> 03:08:43,510
graphics to actually show you

5974
03:08:43,510 --> 03:08:44,560
what each one is.

5975
03:08:44,640 --> 03:08:45,800
For instance, today's news.

5976
03:08:45,980 --> 03:08:47,420
And you opted for justice.

5977
03:08:47,760 --> 03:08:49,260
And you opted for vengeance.

5978
03:08:50,300 --> 03:08:50,940
Do you remember that?

5979
03:08:51,000 --> 03:08:52,760
That little turn of phrase and

5980
03:08:52,760 --> 03:08:54,640
intonation when he's going off

5981
03:08:54,640 --> 03:08:55,900
on his diatribe.

5982
03:08:57,140 --> 03:08:59,120
And you opted for vengeance.

5983
03:09:00,120 --> 03:09:01,140
Very niche stuff.

5984
03:09:01,940 --> 03:09:03,020
Personal finance.

5985
03:09:03,320 --> 03:09:04,520
Here's a reference desk.

5986
03:09:05,140 --> 03:09:06,260
And one of my favorite uses of

5987
03:09:06,260 --> 03:09:07,340
an online service, you'll

5988
03:09:07,340 --> 03:09:08,330
notice up here in the right-hand

5989
03:09:08,330 --> 03:09:08,680
corner,

5990
03:09:08,800 --> 03:09:09,900
there's a little mailbox.

5991
03:09:09,980 --> 03:09:11,250
So he's just have to tell his lads

5992
03:09:11,250 --> 03:09:12,540
are going to come round to your

5993
03:09:12,540 --> 03:09:13,760
house with some software.

5994
03:09:15,920 --> 03:09:16,620
All you have to do is ring them,

5995
03:09:16,620 --> 03:09:18,840
call them on the phone,

5996
03:09:19,380 --> 03:09:21,300
and within a few days, some men

5997
03:09:21,300 --> 03:09:23,380
will come round in a van,

5998
03:09:23,920 --> 03:09:24,880
and they will give you the

5999
03:09:24,880 --> 03:09:25,720
internet.

6000
03:09:26,420 --> 03:09:27,260
I've got email.

6001
03:09:27,740 --> 03:09:28,490
Now, I can go to the post

6002
03:09:28,490 --> 03:09:30,010
office here to retrieve that

6003
03:09:30,010 --> 03:09:31,450
email, read it, find out who it's

6004
03:09:31,450 --> 03:09:31,760
from.

6005
03:09:31,760 --> 03:09:33,240
It was all part of the monthly

6006
03:09:33,240 --> 03:09:33,700
plan.

6007
03:09:33,700 --> 03:09:34,880
It could be coming from

6008
03:09:34,880 --> 03:09:36,440
somebody on America Online or

6009
03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:37,760
somebody from out on the

6010
03:09:37,760 --> 03:09:38,460
internet.

6011
03:09:38,460 --> 03:09:40,090
Another useful thing that some

6012
03:09:40,090 --> 03:09:41,400
online services do, for

6013
03:09:41,400 --> 03:09:42,830
instance, here on America

6014
03:09:42,830 --> 03:09:43,420
Online,

6015
03:09:43,500 --> 03:09:44,320
we've got the internet

6016
03:09:44,320 --> 03:09:45,000
connection.

6017
03:09:45,420 --> 03:09:46,300
You can kind of think of this

6018
03:09:46,300 --> 03:09:47,590
as training wheels for the

6019
03:09:47,590 --> 03:09:48,240
internet.

6020
03:09:48,480 --> 03:09:49,710
Not to be insulted, but just to

6021
03:09:49,710 --> 03:09:50,720
give you a...

6022
03:09:50,720 --> 03:09:52,410
training wheels is departure

6023
03:09:52,410 --> 03:09:54,290
from the car metaphor which we've

6024
03:09:54,290 --> 03:09:55,100
been with.

6025
03:09:55,180 --> 03:09:56,190
Now we've gone to what, a

6026
03:09:56,190 --> 03:09:57,550
little tricycle or a bicycle,

6027
03:09:57,550 --> 03:09:58,000
is it?

6028
03:09:59,800 --> 03:10:00,050
Bit of a shame that he had to

6029
03:10:00,050 --> 03:10:02,280
put the training wheels...

6030
03:10:02,280 --> 03:10:03,460
I mean, but there is no

6031
03:10:03,460 --> 03:10:05,440
comparative for a car, is there?

6032
03:10:06,240 --> 03:10:07,240
Unless you have somebody drive...

6033
03:10:07,240 --> 03:10:08,990
like a learner driver car that

6034
03:10:08,990 --> 03:10:10,600
has pedals in the other side

6035
03:10:10,600 --> 03:10:12,000
for the instructor.

6036
03:10:12,000 --> 03:10:13,000
The instructor.

6037
03:10:13,000 --> 03:10:14,090
Kind of think of this as

6038
03:10:14,090 --> 03:10:15,130
training wheels for the

6039
03:10:15,130 --> 03:10:15,760
internet.

6040
03:10:15,760 --> 03:10:17,440
Not to be insulted, but just to

6041
03:10:17,440 --> 03:10:18,980
give you an idea how to use the

6042
03:10:18,980 --> 03:10:19,760
internet.

6043
03:10:19,760 --> 03:10:21,410
Not insulted, I just... I'm

6044
03:10:21,410 --> 03:10:23,280
disappointed with the mixing of

6045
03:10:23,280 --> 03:10:24,520
the metaphors.

6046
03:10:24,520 --> 03:10:25,910
We've got groups here. For

6047
03:10:25,910 --> 03:10:27,120
instance, here's a button for

6048
03:10:27,120 --> 03:10:28,040
the World Wide Web.

6049
03:10:28,040 --> 03:10:29,410
You can go use the web through

6050
03:10:29,410 --> 03:10:30,760
America Online this way.

6051
03:10:30,760 --> 03:10:32,220
We've got an icon here for FTP,

6052
03:10:32,220 --> 03:10:33,660
for downloading files off the

6053
03:10:33,660 --> 03:10:34,400
internet.

6054
03:10:34,400 --> 03:10:35,520
File transfer protocol.

6055
03:10:35,520 --> 03:10:36,930
We've also got news groups. We

6056
03:10:36,930 --> 03:10:38,630
can read and participate in any

6057
03:10:38,630 --> 03:10:40,760
one of the 7,000 news groups

6058
03:10:40,760 --> 03:10:41,620
that exist.

6059
03:10:42,140 --> 03:10:43,060
And then we've got a couple of

6060
03:10:43,060 --> 03:10:44,740
search engines here, Gopher and

6061
03:10:44,740 --> 03:10:45,280
Waste.

6062
03:10:45,700 --> 03:10:46,390
Now these will give you sort of

6063
03:10:46,390 --> 03:10:47,320
a filtered version of the

6064
03:10:47,320 --> 03:10:47,840
internet,

6065
03:10:47,980 --> 03:10:48,690
but you'll actually be

6066
03:10:48,690 --> 03:10:49,690
traveling through America

6067
03:10:49,690 --> 03:10:50,760
Online onto the internet,

6068
03:10:51,080 --> 03:10:51,980
and you can use some of these

6069
03:10:51,980 --> 03:10:52,600
services.

6070
03:10:53,000 --> 03:10:54,280
One of the great things about

6071
03:10:54,280 --> 03:10:56,280
initially starting here is that

6072
03:10:56,280 --> 03:10:58,000
you've got help online

6073
03:10:58,000 --> 03:10:58,940
that can teach you how to use

6074
03:10:58,940 --> 03:10:59,660
these services.

6075
03:11:00,140 --> 03:11:01,820
For instance, here is a help

6076
03:11:01,820 --> 03:11:03,570
guide for beginners for using

6077
03:11:03,570 --> 03:11:04,220
the web.

6078
03:11:04,560 --> 03:11:05,650
You can click here and actually

6079
03:11:05,650 --> 03:11:06,910
be walked through how to use

6080
03:11:06,910 --> 03:11:07,500
the web.

6081
03:11:07,840 --> 03:11:08,580
There's help for each one of

6082
03:11:08,580 --> 03:11:09,380
these sections,

6083
03:11:09,560 --> 03:11:10,690
and they'll give you an idea of

6084
03:11:10,690 --> 03:11:11,830
what to expect and how to use

6085
03:11:11,830 --> 03:11:12,600
these services

6086
03:11:12,600 --> 03:11:13,930
when you actually get a direct

6087
03:11:13,930 --> 03:11:14,680
connection.

6088
03:11:14,960 --> 03:11:15,520
Wrap it up, Bateman. Wrap it up.

6089
03:11:15,800 --> 03:11:17,400
Just get me answers and fast.

6090
03:11:17,700 --> 03:11:19,540
Now this is my ass on the line.

6091
03:11:19,540 --> 03:11:20,780
My ass on the line.

6092
03:11:20,780 --> 03:11:21,820
My ass on the line.

6093
03:11:23,080 --> 03:11:24,320
Thank you very much.

6094
03:11:24,740 --> 03:11:26,280
Shaka Khan. Shaka Khan. Shaka

6095
03:11:26,280 --> 03:11:27,680
Khan. Shaka Khan.

6096
03:11:28,520 --> 03:11:30,160
Thank you very much, Viper.

6097
03:11:30,220 --> 03:11:31,100
Could I get a shout out to my

6098
03:11:31,100 --> 03:11:32,020
girlfriend, Sienna,

6099
03:11:32,440 --> 03:11:34,650
who passed her theory test this

6100
03:11:34,650 --> 03:11:35,380
week.

6101
03:11:35,480 --> 03:11:36,060
Well done, Sienna.

6102
03:11:37,940 --> 03:11:39,520
Hey, pass the theory test.

6103
03:11:39,640 --> 03:11:41,050
They'll be calling you Ayrton Sienna,

6104
03:11:41,050 --> 03:11:41,500
right?

6105
03:11:41,580 --> 03:11:41,840
Oh no.

6106
03:11:43,840 --> 03:11:45,180
When he was alive, he was good.

6107
03:11:46,440 --> 03:11:47,640
Drive safe, Sienna.

6108
03:11:47,940 --> 03:11:48,580
And well done.

6109
03:11:53,380 --> 03:11:54,570
Let's talk a little bit now

6110
03:11:54,570 --> 03:11:56,090
about direct connections to the

6111
03:11:56,090 --> 03:11:56,740
internet.

6112
03:11:56,980 --> 03:11:58,280
Now direct connections differ

6113
03:11:58,280 --> 03:11:59,410
from online services in a

6114
03:11:59,410 --> 03:12:00,320
couple of ways.

6115
03:12:00,840 --> 03:12:01,550
With an online service, if you

6116
03:12:01,550 --> 03:12:02,980
want to connect to the internet,

6117
03:12:03,160 --> 03:12:03,990
you're going through that

6118
03:12:03,990 --> 03:12:04,760
online service.

6119
03:12:04,900 --> 03:12:06,160
You're not directly connected.

6120
03:12:06,340 --> 03:12:08,450
Love these graphs, these charts,

6121
03:12:08,450 --> 03:12:10,370
really spelling it out for the

6122
03:12:10,370 --> 03:12:11,840
clueless among us.

6123
03:12:11,840 --> 03:12:12,820
You're getting a connection

6124
03:12:12,820 --> 03:12:13,820
directly to the internet.

6125
03:12:13,920 --> 03:12:14,720
That goes up there.

6126
03:12:14,720 --> 03:12:21,420
A nerd. No, a node.

6127
03:12:21,540 --> 03:12:22,670
In terms of benefits, is that

6128
03:12:22,670 --> 03:12:23,900
you get faster throughput,

6129
03:12:24,240 --> 03:12:25,270
and you can choose the software

6130
03:12:25,270 --> 03:12:26,420
you want to use to drive and

6131
03:12:26,420 --> 03:12:27,580
navigate the internet,

6132
03:12:28,040 --> 03:12:28,950
as opposed to having to use the

6133
03:12:28,950 --> 03:12:29,600
software.

6134
03:12:29,720 --> 03:12:30,800
What was that about there, that

6135
03:12:30,800 --> 03:12:31,520
little strand?

6136
03:12:32,420 --> 03:12:34,420
Faster. Choice of software.

6137
03:12:34,420 --> 03:12:35,280
On the internet.

6138
03:12:35,400 --> 03:12:36,310
Now what this means for you in

6139
03:12:36,310 --> 03:12:37,100
terms of benefits,

6140
03:12:37,420 --> 03:12:38,120
is that you get faster

6141
03:12:38,120 --> 03:12:38,780
throughput,

6142
03:12:39,120 --> 03:12:40,170
and you can choose the software

6143
03:12:40,170 --> 03:12:41,330
you want to use to drive and

6144
03:12:41,330 --> 03:12:42,520
navigate the internet,

6145
03:12:42,940 --> 03:12:43,790
as opposed to having to use the

6146
03:12:43,790 --> 03:12:44,870
software that the online

6147
03:12:44,870 --> 03:12:45,880
service dictates.

6148
03:12:46,280 --> 03:12:47,130
Now if you want a direct

6149
03:12:47,130 --> 03:12:48,700
connection, you're going to

6150
03:12:48,700 --> 03:12:49,780
have to find an ISP.

6151
03:12:49,980 --> 03:12:51,090
That's an internet service

6152
03:12:51,090 --> 03:12:51,740
provider.

6153
03:12:52,280 --> 03:12:53,030
Now this is going to require a

6154
03:12:53,030 --> 03:12:54,370
little bit of research on your

6155
03:12:54,370 --> 03:12:54,760
part,

6156
03:12:54,820 --> 03:12:55,420
but there are a lot of...

6157
03:12:59,420 --> 03:13:01,860
Thank you very much there, Naution.

6158
03:13:01,980 --> 03:13:03,080
Very, very kind here there.

6159
03:13:03,080 --> 03:13:05,380
Very kind of you indeed.

6160
03:13:05,380 --> 03:13:05,700
Indeed.

6161
03:13:06,140 --> 03:13:07,390
First of all, check magazines,

6162
03:13:07,390 --> 03:13:09,150
local newspapers, and listen to

6163
03:13:09,150 --> 03:13:09,860
local radio,

6164
03:13:10,100 --> 03:13:10,770
because you'll find

6165
03:13:10,770 --> 03:13:12,700
advertisements all over those...

6166
03:13:12,700 --> 03:13:14,000
Size of that boom box.

6167
03:13:16,460 --> 03:13:17,860
CD player on the top.

6168
03:13:18,520 --> 03:13:18,820
Sony.

6169
03:13:19,660 --> 03:13:20,000
Sony.

6170
03:13:21,260 --> 03:13:22,360
Mac user, PC magazine, I never

6171
03:13:22,360 --> 03:13:24,060
bought any of these.

6172
03:13:24,140 --> 03:13:25,550
Obviously New York Times, not

6173
03:13:25,550 --> 03:13:26,520
available to me.

6174
03:13:26,960 --> 03:13:28,020
...for local internet service

6175
03:13:28,020 --> 03:13:28,620
providers.

6176
03:13:29,160 --> 03:13:29,990
Next off, check with friends

6177
03:13:29,990 --> 03:13:31,360
who may be on the internet.

6178
03:13:31,360 --> 03:13:32,520
There's a good chance they have

6179
03:13:32,520 --> 03:13:33,650
an internet service provider

6180
03:13:33,650 --> 03:13:34,760
that they might have put you in

6181
03:13:34,760 --> 03:13:35,400
touch with.

6182
03:13:36,040 --> 03:13:36,540
Also there are boxes of

6183
03:13:36,540 --> 03:13:38,220
software, shareware, that you

6184
03:13:38,220 --> 03:13:39,440
can buy off the shelf,

6185
03:13:39,640 --> 03:13:40,700
which have direct connections

6186
03:13:40,700 --> 03:13:42,120
to internet service providers.

6187
03:13:42,480 --> 03:13:43,270
Make sure you get the one for

6188
03:13:43,270 --> 03:13:44,770
your particular platform if you're

6189
03:13:44,770 --> 03:13:45,860
going to go that route.

6190
03:13:46,280 --> 03:13:47,110
But also, look in the back of

6191
03:13:47,110 --> 03:13:48,460
internet books that you might

6192
03:13:48,460 --> 03:13:49,910
find on the bookshelf at the

6193
03:13:49,910 --> 03:13:50,460
bookstore.

6194
03:13:50,620 --> 03:13:51,780
There are listings of internet

6195
03:13:51,780 --> 03:13:53,110
service providers from all over

6196
03:13:53,110 --> 03:13:53,800
the country.

6197
03:13:54,360 --> 03:13:55,600
You may even find a couple in

6198
03:13:55,600 --> 03:13:56,160
your area.

6199
03:13:56,160 --> 03:13:57,530
Now once you find an internet

6200
03:13:57,530 --> 03:13:59,050
service provider, you're going

6201
03:13:59,050 --> 03:14:00,120
to want to call and ask them a

6202
03:14:00,120 --> 03:14:01,320
number of questions before you

6203
03:14:01,320 --> 03:14:02,220
sign up with them.

6204
03:14:02,600 --> 03:14:03,760
First of all, are they familiar

6205
03:14:03,760 --> 03:14:05,200
with your type of machine?

6206
03:14:05,600 --> 03:14:06,810
Make sure those men that are

6207
03:14:06,810 --> 03:14:08,490
coming around to give you the

6208
03:14:08,490 --> 03:14:10,430
fucking internet are familiar

6209
03:14:10,430 --> 03:14:11,620
with your machine.

6210
03:14:11,780 --> 03:14:12,610
And how you make it talk to the

6211
03:14:12,610 --> 03:14:13,060
internet.

6212
03:14:13,400 --> 03:14:14,700
And it's nice to know that your

6213
03:14:14,700 --> 03:14:16,100
particular internet service

6214
03:14:16,100 --> 03:14:17,420
provider is familiar with the

6215
03:14:17,420 --> 03:14:18,500
issues surrounding your

6216
03:14:18,500 --> 03:14:19,720
particular machine.

6217
03:14:19,840 --> 03:14:20,710
So ask them those types of

6218
03:14:20,710 --> 03:14:21,340
questions.

6219
03:14:21,860 --> 03:14:23,160
Also ask them about pricing.

6220
03:14:23,320 --> 03:14:24,440
Pricing happens in one of two

6221
03:14:24,440 --> 03:14:24,840
ways.

6222
03:14:25,300 --> 03:14:26,070
Either a time-based fee,

6223
03:14:26,070 --> 03:14:27,400
similar to online services

6224
03:14:27,400 --> 03:14:28,850
where you have a certain amount

6225
03:14:28,850 --> 03:14:30,260
of time for a certain amount of

6226
03:14:30,260 --> 03:14:30,980
dollars.

6227
03:14:31,480 --> 03:14:32,700
It was cheaper on a Saturday

6228
03:14:32,700 --> 03:14:33,340
night.

6229
03:14:33,440 --> 03:14:34,540
Time for a few more dollars.

6230
03:14:34,940 --> 03:14:36,020
Now you may feel like you're

6231
03:14:36,020 --> 03:14:37,210
getting a better deal with the

6232
03:14:37,210 --> 03:14:38,100
time-based rate.

6233
03:14:38,400 --> 03:14:39,540
But really, I recommend getting

6234
03:14:39,540 --> 03:14:40,720
the flat monthly rate if you

6235
03:14:40,720 --> 03:14:41,100
can.

6236
03:14:41,420 --> 03:14:41,820
Good man, Giles.

6237
03:14:41,820 --> 03:14:43,280
Last but not least, you'll need

6238
03:14:43,280 --> 03:14:44,220
some shareware.

6239
03:14:44,500 --> 03:14:45,970
And I see Giles, it's a lot for

6240
03:14:45,970 --> 03:14:47,930
him because he's needing, quite

6241
03:14:47,930 --> 03:14:49,680
like myself, maybe needing a

6242
03:14:49,680 --> 03:14:51,060
little sip of water.

6243
03:14:52,740 --> 03:14:55,120
Getting a little bit clacky.

6244
03:14:55,800 --> 03:14:57,340
But I don't think he's been

6245
03:14:57,340 --> 03:14:59,030
given this level of prestige

6246
03:14:59,030 --> 03:15:01,650
before to host a half-hour, 25-minute

6247
03:15:01,650 --> 03:15:02,340
piece.

6248
03:15:04,060 --> 03:15:05,420
Punctuated by Stu, of course.

6249
03:15:05,540 --> 03:15:06,320
Hopefully we're going to see

6250
03:15:06,320 --> 03:15:07,140
him in the next few moments

6251
03:15:07,140 --> 03:15:08,080
because it's wearing Thing,

6252
03:15:08,080 --> 03:15:09,060
this little piece here.

6253
03:15:09,620 --> 03:15:10,920
But he's doing a great job.

6254
03:15:10,980 --> 03:15:11,920
He's holding it down.

6255
03:15:12,220 --> 03:15:13,240
Some software to actually help

6256
03:15:13,240 --> 03:15:14,580
you navigate the internet.

6257
03:15:14,780 --> 03:15:15,900
You can find that in any number

6258
03:15:15,900 --> 03:15:16,520
of places.

6259
03:15:16,680 --> 03:15:17,360
You can find it in the back of

6260
03:15:17,360 --> 03:15:17,720
books.

6261
03:15:17,720 --> 03:15:19,760
Yes, you did miss Resi 3 Funky

6262
03:15:19,760 --> 03:15:20,420
Sloth.

6263
03:15:20,620 --> 03:15:22,250
But it'll be available

6264
03:15:22,250 --> 03:15:23,460
afterwards.

6265
03:15:23,520 --> 03:15:24,380
I suppose you can watch it then.

6266
03:15:24,820 --> 03:15:26,160
I should change the title.

6267
03:15:26,900 --> 03:15:27,600
Users groups, also your

6268
03:15:27,600 --> 03:15:29,380
internet service provider may

6269
03:15:29,380 --> 03:15:31,310
actually have a bundle of shareware

6270
03:15:31,310 --> 03:15:32,940
that they can sell to you.

6271
03:15:33,300 --> 03:15:34,060
Also check with your internet

6272
03:15:34,060 --> 03:15:35,230
service provider to see if they

6273
03:15:35,230 --> 03:15:36,560
can send someone to your house.

6274
03:15:36,560 --> 03:15:37,020
Thank you very much, Gerry

6275
03:15:37,020 --> 03:15:37,220
Adams.

6276
03:15:37,840 --> 03:15:38,370
But they may be able to come

6277
03:15:38,370 --> 03:15:39,330
and get your computer

6278
03:15:39,330 --> 03:15:40,730
configured exactly the way you

6279
03:15:40,730 --> 03:15:41,300
need it.

6280
03:15:46,300 --> 03:15:44,020
Now, there's a good chance that

6281
03:15:44,020 --> 03:15:46,820
your workplace may be connected

6282
03:15:46,820 --> 03:15:48,460
to the internet.

6283
03:15:48,460 --> 03:15:49,250
I thought we were going to go

6284
03:15:49,250 --> 03:15:49,560
to Stu.

6285
03:15:49,680 --> 03:15:50,720
And if so, you may be able to

6286
03:15:50,720 --> 03:15:52,110
connect to the internet through

6287
03:15:52,110 --> 03:15:54,030
them, either from your computer

6288
03:15:54,030 --> 03:15:54,460
at work,

6289
03:15:54,560 --> 03:15:55,060
or from home.

6290
03:15:55,060 --> 03:15:55,560
Bit of a slip, you see.

6291
03:15:55,560 --> 03:15:56,330
Contact your network

6292
03:15:56,330 --> 03:15:57,370
administrator and find out if

6293
03:15:57,370 --> 03:15:58,580
you are, in fact, eligible.

6294
03:15:59,020 --> 03:15:59,920
Also, if you're a student or

6295
03:15:59,920 --> 03:16:01,310
have some affiliation with an

6296
03:16:01,310 --> 03:16:03,040
institution of higher learning,

6297
03:16:03,120 --> 03:16:04,100
there's a good chance you can

6298
03:16:04,100 --> 03:16:05,020
connect through them.

6299
03:16:05,380 --> 03:16:06,070
Talk to the computing

6300
03:16:06,070 --> 03:16:07,380
department in that case.

6301
03:16:07,480 --> 03:16:08,460
Now, there are some cases.

6302
03:16:08,560 --> 03:16:09,430
They're rare right now, but

6303
03:16:09,430 --> 03:16:10,430
they're going to become more

6304
03:16:10,430 --> 03:16:11,380
common as time goes by.

6305
03:16:11,660 --> 03:16:13,120
Check with the public library.

6306
03:16:13,420 --> 03:16:14,080
There's a good chance you can

6307
03:16:14,080 --> 03:16:15,150
go into the library and connect

6308
03:16:15,150 --> 03:16:16,080
to the internet there.

6309
03:16:16,080 --> 03:16:17,510
And also, there are some sort

6310
03:16:17,510 --> 03:16:19,000
of cyber coffee shops that will

6311
03:16:19,000 --> 03:16:20,220
allow you to pay as you go

6312
03:16:20,220 --> 03:16:21,480
and get on the internet there.

6313
03:16:21,680 --> 03:16:22,120
Cybersmith.

6314
03:16:22,640 --> 03:16:24,050
Okay, so now you know what

6315
03:16:24,050 --> 03:16:25,870
computer hardware and software

6316
03:16:25,870 --> 03:16:26,480
you need.

6317
03:16:26,940 --> 03:16:27,460
And you know how to...

6318
03:16:27,460 --> 03:16:27,860
Reassuring.

6319
03:16:27,960 --> 03:16:28,160
Okay.

6320
03:16:28,240 --> 03:16:29,220
Pat on the head.

6321
03:16:30,000 --> 03:16:30,420
Good boy.

6322
03:16:30,420 --> 03:16:31,040
Good boy.

6323
03:16:31,240 --> 03:16:32,080
He's giving the same to the...

6324
03:16:32,080 --> 03:16:33,320
Add a boy to the computer.

6325
03:16:34,060 --> 03:16:35,470
It's reassuring to come out of

6326
03:16:35,470 --> 03:16:36,820
a fucking Bateman stretch.

6327
03:16:38,340 --> 03:16:39,080
There he is.

6328
03:16:39,140 --> 03:16:39,280
Look.

6329
03:16:40,800 --> 03:16:43,160
It's nice to come out of a Bateman

6330
03:16:43,160 --> 03:16:46,420
stretch into the reassuring

6331
03:16:46,420 --> 03:16:49,600
hand pat on top of a monitor

6332
03:16:49,600 --> 03:16:52,430
stew piece that we're

6333
03:16:52,430 --> 03:16:54,320
transitioning to here.

6334
03:16:55,240 --> 03:16:56,040
Very nice.

6335
03:16:56,140 --> 03:16:57,340
And a nice monitor as well.

6336
03:16:57,460 --> 03:16:57,920
Samsung.

6337
03:16:59,540 --> 03:16:59,940
Okay, so now you know what

6338
03:16:59,940 --> 03:17:03,240
computer hardware and software...

6339
03:17:03,240 --> 03:17:04,400
Hardware.

6340
03:17:04,560 --> 03:17:05,200
Internet there.

6341
03:17:05,740 --> 03:17:10,180
Another patented stew word.

6342
03:17:10,480 --> 03:17:12,180
Any word that begins with...

6343
03:17:12,180 --> 03:17:14,250
A H is always stretched and

6344
03:17:14,250 --> 03:17:16,180
accentuated...

6345
03:17:18,760 --> 03:17:19,940
For our pleasure.

6346
03:17:20,020 --> 03:17:21,260
Okay, so now you know what

6347
03:17:21,260 --> 03:17:23,030
computer hardware and software

6348
03:17:23,030 --> 03:17:23,600
you need.

6349
03:17:23,860 --> 03:17:25,110
And you know how to gain access

6350
03:17:25,110 --> 03:17:26,320
to the online world.

6351
03:17:26,800 --> 03:17:27,670
But like with any highway

6352
03:17:27,670 --> 03:17:29,520
system, it's easy to get lost.

6353
03:17:29,600 --> 03:17:30,830
And it's often hard to find the

6354
03:17:30,830 --> 03:17:32,180
place you're looking for.

6355
03:17:32,420 --> 03:17:33,890
Next, we want to focus on how

6356
03:17:33,890 --> 03:17:35,310
to avoid making a wrong turn

6357
03:17:35,310 --> 03:17:36,870
and wasting time and wasting

6358
03:17:36,870 --> 03:17:37,220
money

6359
03:17:37,220 --> 03:17:38,360
while you explore this new

6360
03:17:38,360 --> 03:17:39,760
information superhighway.

6361
03:17:39,760 --> 03:17:41,680
See, this is how fucking tight

6362
03:17:41,680 --> 03:17:42,260
it was.

6363
03:17:42,380 --> 03:17:43,220
Time was tight.

6364
03:17:43,320 --> 03:17:44,480
Time was of the essence.

6365
03:17:45,740 --> 03:17:46,270
They were letting us know you

6366
03:17:46,270 --> 03:17:48,060
don't want to fucking go down

6367
03:17:48,060 --> 03:17:50,080
any wrong turns on the internet

6368
03:17:50,080 --> 03:17:51,700
and get lost.

6369
03:17:52,740 --> 03:17:54,200
Don't get lost on the internet.

6370
03:17:54,760 --> 03:17:55,660
The worst thing.

6371
03:17:56,000 --> 03:17:57,380
Whereas now it's like, that's

6372
03:17:57,380 --> 03:17:58,160
the main thing.

6373
03:17:58,200 --> 03:17:59,980
That's the best thing that they

6374
03:17:59,980 --> 03:18:00,880
have for us.

6375
03:18:01,140 --> 03:18:02,380
They want you to get lost and

6376
03:18:02,380 --> 03:18:04,290
never be able to find your way

6377
03:18:04,290 --> 03:18:04,780
out.

6378
03:18:04,780 --> 03:18:07,090
And then we wind up here on

6379
03:18:07,090 --> 03:18:09,020
this live stream.

6380
03:18:10,300 --> 03:18:11,910
And hopefully it's not a dead

6381
03:18:11,910 --> 03:18:14,120
end for any...

6382
03:18:14,120 --> 03:18:21,680
This is really the fun part and

6383
03:18:21,680 --> 03:18:25,960
the easy part.

6384
03:18:25,960 --> 03:18:27,330
So let's show you how to get

6385
03:18:27,330 --> 03:18:29,660
into the different parts of cyberspace.

6386
03:18:32,840 --> 03:18:34,020
Where do you want to go?

6387
03:18:34,040 --> 03:18:34,970
If you're going to navigate the

6388
03:18:34,970 --> 03:18:35,640
internet...

6389
03:18:35,640 --> 03:18:36,180
Back to Giles.

6390
03:18:36,580 --> 03:18:37,960
...it's important to understand

6391
03:18:37,960 --> 03:18:39,040
what the internet is.

6392
03:18:39,440 --> 03:18:40,740
The internet is a collection of

6393
03:18:40,740 --> 03:18:41,500
services.

6394
03:18:41,680 --> 03:18:43,250
A lot of people will tell you

6395
03:18:43,250 --> 03:18:44,850
that the World Wide Web is the

6396
03:18:44,850 --> 03:18:45,720
internet.

6397
03:18:45,880 --> 03:18:46,720
But in fact, it's not.

6398
03:18:46,800 --> 03:18:48,060
It's just one of the services...

6399
03:18:48,060 --> 03:18:48,420
That's lies.

6400
03:18:48,620 --> 03:18:49,850
...it's carried on the internet,

6401
03:18:49,850 --> 03:18:50,380
as is email.

6402
03:18:51,080 --> 03:18:52,810
Other services include newsgroups,

6403
03:18:52,810 --> 03:18:54,240
FTP, Gopher and Waste, like the

6404
03:18:54,240 --> 03:18:55,800
things we saw earlier...

6405
03:18:55,800 --> 03:18:57,040
Or Rotten.com.

6406
03:18:57,700 --> 03:18:58,610
In all cases, you will need a

6407
03:18:58,610 --> 03:19:00,240
particular piece of software

6408
03:19:00,240 --> 03:19:02,280
called a client to access...

6409
03:19:02,280 --> 03:19:03,880
TurboGolfer.

6410
03:19:05,240 --> 03:19:07,070
The super version of the search

6411
03:19:07,070 --> 03:19:08,940
engine Gopher.

6412
03:19:09,980 --> 03:19:11,140
Waze for Mac.

6413
03:19:11,800 --> 03:19:12,600
Don't know that.

6414
03:19:12,740 --> 03:19:13,520
Didn't have a Mac.

6415
03:19:13,780 --> 03:19:15,840
Fetch, Anarchy, Netscape.

6416
03:19:17,460 --> 03:19:18,540
...those services.

6417
03:19:18,940 --> 03:19:20,200
So, for example, if you want to

6418
03:19:20,200 --> 03:19:21,580
access the email service, you'll

6419
03:19:21,580 --> 03:19:22,680
need an email client.

6420
03:19:23,000 --> 03:19:24,370
Here, I've got an email client

6421
03:19:24,370 --> 03:19:25,840
called Claris Emailer.

6422
03:19:26,380 --> 03:19:26,780
Claris.

6423
03:19:26,780 --> 03:19:27,720
And right here, this is my

6424
03:19:27,720 --> 03:19:28,100
inbox.

6425
03:19:28,220 --> 03:19:29,140
This is listing a number of

6426
03:19:29,140 --> 03:19:30,330
messages that have come in to

6427
03:19:30,330 --> 03:19:30,600
me.

6428
03:19:30,940 --> 03:19:31,890
I can double-click on any one

6429
03:19:31,890 --> 03:19:32,880
of them to read it.

6430
03:19:33,260 --> 03:19:34,060
And if I want to, I can

6431
03:19:34,060 --> 03:19:35,670
actually respond or reply to

6432
03:19:35,670 --> 03:19:37,120
that particular one.

6433
03:19:37,480 --> 03:19:38,340
Now, if you're going to send

6434
03:19:38,340 --> 03:19:39,670
anybody a message, you need to

6435
03:19:39,670 --> 03:19:40,760
know their address.

6436
03:19:40,760 --> 03:19:42,800
So, I'm going to click New and

6437
03:19:42,800 --> 03:19:44,480
type in somebody's name.

6438
03:19:44,560 --> 03:19:46,140
And my address book is going to

6439
03:19:46,140 --> 03:19:48,060
fill in that person's address.

6440
03:19:48,200 --> 03:19:49,260
Now, let's talk about how an

6441
03:19:49,260 --> 03:19:50,320
address actually works.

6442
03:19:50,320 --> 03:19:51,370
Let's talk about that, how an

6443
03:19:51,370 --> 03:19:52,020
address works.

6444
03:19:52,020 --> 03:19:53,820
An address is in several pieces.

6445
03:19:53,980 --> 03:19:55,550
The first part is the person's

6446
03:19:55,550 --> 03:19:56,340
username.

6447
03:19:56,940 --> 03:19:57,950
That's the J. Smith here at the

6448
03:19:57,950 --> 03:19:58,480
front.

6449
03:19:58,660 --> 03:19:59,840
Then you've got an at symbol,

6450
03:19:59,840 --> 03:20:01,240
which divides the address.

6451
03:20:01,620 --> 03:20:02,920
And then after the at symbol is

6452
03:20:02,920 --> 03:20:04,540
the domain where that user's

6453
03:20:04,540 --> 03:20:05,920
account is located.

6454
03:20:06,180 --> 03:20:08,460
Now, after the final dot, you

6455
03:20:08,460 --> 03:20:10,450
will see a little three-letter

6456
03:20:10,450 --> 03:20:13,180
suffix usually, dot com, dot edu.

6457
03:20:13,300 --> 03:20:15,610
Those indicate what root domain

6458
03:20:15,610 --> 03:20:17,910
the company or institution is

6459
03:20:17,910 --> 03:20:18,360
in.

6460
03:20:18,540 --> 03:20:19,610
So, if it's dot com, that means

6461
03:20:19,610 --> 03:20:21,060
it's a commercial enterprise.

6462
03:20:21,260 --> 03:20:22,700
If it's dot edu, that means it's

6463
03:20:22,700 --> 03:20:24,460
an educational institution.

6464
03:20:24,880 --> 03:20:26,160
Sometimes you see dot org, a

6465
03:20:26,160 --> 03:20:27,940
nonprofit organization.

6466
03:20:28,480 --> 03:20:29,980
Now, that is an address.

6467
03:20:30,140 --> 03:20:31,380
There are addresses that are

6468
03:20:31,380 --> 03:20:32,410
about all the different

6469
03:20:32,410 --> 03:20:33,740
services on the Internet.

6470
03:20:34,160 --> 03:20:35,200
They are called URLs.

6471
03:20:35,520 --> 03:20:36,590
Those will identify what type

6472
03:20:36,590 --> 03:20:37,810
of address it is at the very

6473
03:20:37,810 --> 03:20:38,560
beginning.

6474
03:20:38,980 --> 03:20:40,970
You may have seen HTTP colon

6475
03:20:40,970 --> 03:20:42,380
slash slash.

6476
03:20:42,540 --> 03:20:44,440
That means it's a web address.

6477
03:20:44,640 --> 03:20:45,140
Cold and power.

6478
03:20:45,260 --> 03:20:46,520
The beginning after that

6479
03:20:46,520 --> 03:20:47,960
indicates what website that

6480
03:20:47,960 --> 03:20:49,540
particular address goes to.

6481
03:20:50,060 --> 03:20:52,120
So, let me call up a web client.

6482
03:20:52,220 --> 03:20:53,200
Here we've got Netscape.

6483
03:20:53,420 --> 03:20:54,400
A lot of people refer to these

6484
03:20:54,400 --> 03:20:55,080
as browsers.

6485
03:20:55,660 --> 03:20:56,900
One of the things you'll notice

6486
03:20:56,900 --> 03:20:58,510
right away is that the World

6487
03:20:58,510 --> 03:21:00,000
Wide Web has graphics.

6488
03:21:00,440 --> 03:21:01,720
Not only graphics, but buttons

6489
03:21:01,720 --> 03:21:03,280
as well all over the place.

6490
03:21:03,740 --> 03:21:04,700
And those buttons can link you

6491
03:21:04,700 --> 03:21:05,540
to other pages.

6492
03:21:05,740 --> 03:21:07,060
So, we can go forward.

6493
03:21:07,580 --> 03:21:08,500
And actually, for instance,

6494
03:21:08,500 --> 03:21:09,570
here I am at the Internet

6495
03:21:09,570 --> 03:21:11,100
Underground Music Archive.

6496
03:21:11,320 --> 03:21:12,100
Lovely simplicity.

6497
03:21:12,100 --> 03:21:13,070
Find out about all sorts of

6498
03:21:13,070 --> 03:21:14,270
underground music, folk music

6499
03:21:14,270 --> 03:21:14,920
in this case.

6500
03:21:15,300 --> 03:21:16,140
Find out about bands.

6501
03:21:16,200 --> 03:21:17,380
And anytime you've got colored

6502
03:21:17,380 --> 03:21:18,590
text, this means it's a link to

6503
03:21:18,590 --> 03:21:19,280
somewhere.

6504
03:21:19,400 --> 03:21:20,100
I'll click on that.

6505
03:21:20,380 --> 03:21:21,160
And now it's going to link me

6506
03:21:21,160 --> 03:21:22,540
to somewhere else on that site.

6507
03:21:22,900 --> 03:21:24,070
And that site may be, that link

6508
03:21:24,070 --> 03:21:25,700
may go somewhere on that site.

6509
03:21:25,760 --> 03:21:27,020
Or it may go somewhere on the

6510
03:21:27,020 --> 03:21:28,120
other side of the world.

6511
03:21:28,700 --> 03:21:29,320
Now, also, as you join the

6512
03:21:29,320 --> 03:21:30,640
Internet, it's important to

6513
03:21:30,640 --> 03:21:32,030
realize that there will be some

6514
03:21:32,030 --> 03:21:33,040
slang involved.

6515
03:21:33,860 --> 03:21:35,070
Most communities have their own

6516
03:21:35,070 --> 03:21:35,700
lingo.

6517
03:21:35,820 --> 03:21:37,790
And the Internet is a big non-exception

6518
03:21:37,790 --> 03:21:38,420
to that.

6519
03:21:38,420 --> 03:21:39,480
It's got plenty of its own

6520
03:21:39,480 --> 03:21:39,940
slang.

6521
03:21:40,440 --> 03:21:41,680
Words such as LOL.

6522
03:21:41,680 --> 03:21:43,920
One of the ones you might hear

6523
03:21:43,920 --> 03:21:46,040
immediately is newbie.

6524
03:21:46,300 --> 03:21:48,080
That's the Internet equivalent

6525
03:21:48,080 --> 03:21:49,040
of a freshman.

6526
03:21:49,300 --> 03:21:50,210
So, you can kind of think of

6527
03:21:50,210 --> 03:21:51,500
joining the Internet as going

6528
03:21:51,500 --> 03:21:52,740
to high school for the first

6529
03:21:52,740 --> 03:21:53,140
time.

6530
03:21:53,420 --> 03:21:54,440
But, as with high school, the

6531
03:21:54,440 --> 03:21:55,900
solution is just to be yourself.

6532
03:21:56,220 --> 03:21:57,020
You'll learn how things work

6533
03:21:57,020 --> 03:21:57,720
around there.

6534
03:21:58,000 --> 03:21:59,140
You won't be a newbie for long.

6535
03:21:59,320 --> 03:22:00,240
Just be yourself and everything

6536
03:22:00,240 --> 03:22:00,960
will be all right.

6537
03:22:01,200 --> 03:22:01,660
Hey, guys.

6538
03:22:01,740 --> 03:22:03,880
I'm an Internet freshman.

6539
03:22:04,600 --> 03:22:06,220
And I want to chat and connect.

6540
03:22:08,220 --> 03:22:08,920
How about this?

6541
03:22:10,780 --> 03:22:12,530
Once you're on the Internet,

6542
03:22:12,530 --> 03:22:13,600
where do you go?

6543
03:22:13,820 --> 03:22:15,140
Serious lack of stew, though.

6544
03:22:15,140 --> 03:22:16,340
The thing is, you've probably

6545
03:22:16,340 --> 03:22:17,300
heard of all the good news

6546
03:22:17,300 --> 03:22:18,800
groups, games, online shopping,

6547
03:22:18,800 --> 03:22:19,570
all that kind of good stuff

6548
03:22:19,570 --> 03:22:20,230
that's out there on the

6549
03:22:20,230 --> 03:22:20,680
Internet.

6550
03:22:21,040 --> 03:22:21,860
But how do you get there?

6551
03:22:21,940 --> 03:22:23,100
How do you find these things?

6552
03:22:23,520 --> 03:22:24,430
Well, unlike an online service,

6553
03:22:24,430 --> 03:22:25,700
there's not a lot of hand-holding

6554
03:22:25,700 --> 03:22:26,540
on the Internet.

6555
03:22:26,720 --> 03:22:28,060
You're pretty much on your own.

6556
03:22:28,520 --> 03:22:29,800
Unfortunately, there are some

6557
03:22:29,800 --> 03:22:31,030
good sources for addresses and

6558
03:22:31,030 --> 03:22:31,980
locations of these.

6559
03:22:32,020 --> 03:22:32,580
Look at that.

6560
03:22:32,620 --> 03:22:33,660
As he says, there's not a lot

6561
03:22:33,660 --> 03:22:34,520
of hand-holding.

6562
03:22:34,880 --> 03:22:36,220
Hand-holding on the Internet.

6563
03:22:36,900 --> 03:22:39,260
We see a hand holding.

6564
03:22:39,760 --> 03:22:41,360
An eye, possibly, for the

6565
03:22:41,360 --> 03:22:42,260
Internet.

6566
03:22:43,260 --> 03:22:45,460
Is that deliberate?

6567
03:22:45,620 --> 03:22:46,120
We don't know.

6568
03:22:46,240 --> 03:22:47,550
I like that CD just there as

6569
03:22:47,550 --> 03:22:48,940
well under the plant.

6570
03:22:49,940 --> 03:22:51,310
And a rack full of fucking

6571
03:22:51,310 --> 03:22:53,520
cables and whatnot.

6572
03:22:55,860 --> 03:22:56,680
Speed limit.

6573
03:22:57,480 --> 03:22:59,040
66 megahertz.

6574
03:22:59,160 --> 03:22:59,860
Slow down.

6575
03:23:01,020 --> 03:23:01,790
You're going too fast on the

6576
03:23:01,790 --> 03:23:03,980
Internet, you crazy cunt.

6577
03:23:03,980 --> 03:23:05,050
...school services on the

6578
03:23:05,050 --> 03:23:05,520
Internet.

6579
03:23:05,940 --> 03:23:07,140
First of all, check books.

6580
03:23:07,240 --> 03:23:08,500
There are lots of books that

6581
03:23:08,500 --> 03:23:09,980
categorize and break down...

6582
03:23:09,980 --> 03:23:10,800
As if you're going to read

6583
03:23:10,800 --> 03:23:11,140
books.

6584
03:23:11,160 --> 03:23:12,030
...for all these different

6585
03:23:12,030 --> 03:23:12,560
types of services.

6586
03:23:13,120 --> 03:23:13,920
Next, watch the articles you

6587
03:23:13,920 --> 03:23:14,960
read in newspapers and

6588
03:23:14,960 --> 03:23:15,680
magazines.

6589
03:23:15,860 --> 03:23:16,940
Frequently, they will list

6590
03:23:16,940 --> 03:23:18,370
Internet addresses as well that

6591
03:23:18,370 --> 03:23:19,420
will be relevant to that

6592
03:23:19,420 --> 03:23:20,600
particular article.

6593
03:23:21,020 --> 03:23:22,000
Last but not least, check with

6594
03:23:22,000 --> 03:23:22,520
friends.

6595
03:23:22,760 --> 03:23:23,570
Your email acquaintances or

6596
03:23:23,570 --> 03:23:24,720
friends you have in...

6597
03:23:24,720 --> 03:23:25,900
Check with friends or family.

6598
03:23:26,440 --> 03:23:27,850
...a lot of them may know some

6599
03:23:27,850 --> 03:23:28,750
cool places to go on the

6600
03:23:28,750 --> 03:23:29,380
Internet.

6601
03:23:29,820 --> 03:23:31,080
Now, the rest of what you...

6602
03:23:31,080 --> 03:23:32,290
Do you know any cool places to

6603
03:23:32,290 --> 03:23:33,280
go on the Internet?

6604
03:23:34,780 --> 03:23:36,570
Is a question you'd hear asked

6605
03:23:36,570 --> 03:23:38,120
around 1995.

6606
03:23:38,120 --> 03:23:39,290
Find it on the Internet is

6607
03:23:39,290 --> 03:23:40,510
going to be a result of your

6608
03:23:40,510 --> 03:23:41,540
own exploration.

6609
03:23:41,540 --> 03:23:42,270
And I think a great place to

6610
03:23:42,270 --> 03:23:43,280
start that exploration...

6611
03:23:43,280 --> 03:23:44,120
Awfully good.

6612
03:23:44,120 --> 03:23:45,620
...is at a website called Yahoo.

6613
03:23:45,620 --> 03:23:46,710
So you've got to go into your

6614
03:23:46,710 --> 03:23:47,540
web client...

6615
03:23:47,540 --> 03:23:48,880
Nice little advert for Yahoo.

6616
03:23:48,880 --> 03:23:49,400
...in this case, Netscape.

6617
03:23:49,400 --> 03:23:51,010
And type in this particular

6618
03:23:51,010 --> 03:23:51,740
address.

6619
03:23:51,740 --> 03:23:54,140
Go to www.yahoo.com.

6620
03:23:54,140 --> 03:23:55,540
When you get there, this is

6621
03:23:55,540 --> 03:23:56,760
sort of like a catalog of all

6622
03:23:56,760 --> 03:23:58,080
the cool things there are on

6623
03:23:58,080 --> 03:23:59,060
the Internet.

6624
03:23:59,280 --> 03:24:00,560
You'll see that the different

6625
03:24:00,560 --> 03:24:01,940
things are broken down into

6626
03:24:01,940 --> 03:24:03,620
categories, arts, business,

6627
03:24:03,620 --> 03:24:04,380
computers.

6628
03:24:04,780 --> 03:24:05,610
Any one of these things is a

6629
03:24:05,610 --> 03:24:06,060
link.

6630
03:24:06,160 --> 03:24:07,160
I could go to entertainment.

6631
03:24:07,640 --> 03:24:09,010
I click on entertainment and

6632
03:24:09,010 --> 03:24:10,220
that goes to a link of even

6633
03:24:10,220 --> 03:24:11,580
further subcategories.

6634
03:24:12,100 --> 03:24:13,400
And at any one of these places,

6635
03:24:13,400 --> 03:24:15,080
eventually I will find a link

6636
03:24:15,080 --> 03:24:16,760
to a website that is about the

6637
03:24:16,760 --> 03:24:18,400
topic I'm interested in.

6638
03:24:18,880 --> 03:24:19,780
Last but not least, if you have

6639
03:24:19,780 --> 03:24:21,150
Netscape, you will notice that

6640
03:24:21,150 --> 03:24:22,360
there's a little button here

6641
03:24:22,360 --> 03:24:23,420
called NetSearch.

6642
03:24:23,700 --> 03:24:24,740
So if Yahoo doesn't turn up

6643
03:24:24,740 --> 03:24:26,250
what you're looking for, you

6644
03:24:26,250 --> 03:24:27,740
can click on NetSearch and you

6645
03:24:27,740 --> 03:24:29,380
can actually go to their site.

6646
03:24:29,480 --> 03:24:30,660
This is Netscape's home site.

6647
03:24:30,920 --> 03:24:32,090
And you can type in a word to

6648
03:24:32,090 --> 03:24:32,740
search for.

6649
03:24:33,160 --> 03:24:34,270
I'll go over here to this

6650
03:24:34,270 --> 03:24:36,210
particular little forum area

6651
03:24:36,210 --> 03:24:37,820
and I can type in dogs.

6652
03:24:37,820 --> 03:24:38,180
Websites.

6653
03:24:38,260 --> 03:24:39,410
If I'm interested in finding

6654
03:24:39,410 --> 03:24:40,640
information about pets.

6655
03:24:41,000 --> 03:24:41,520
And hit search.

6656
03:24:41,640 --> 03:24:42,940
And what that will do is turn

6657
03:24:42,940 --> 03:24:44,600
up all sorts of examples, links

6658
03:24:44,600 --> 03:24:46,020
to news groups and websites

6659
03:24:46,020 --> 03:24:47,500
that have to do with the word I

6660
03:24:47,500 --> 03:24:49,560
searched on, in this case, dogs.

6661
03:24:50,400 --> 03:24:50,660
Now that's one way to find

6662
03:24:50,660 --> 03:24:51,960
information, whether it's a

6663
03:24:51,960 --> 03:24:53,160
website or a news group that

6664
03:24:53,160 --> 03:24:54,500
you may be interested in.

6665
03:24:54,560 --> 03:24:56,120
I'm going searching for dogs on

6666
03:24:56,120 --> 03:24:57,440
Yahoo later on, man.

6667
03:24:58,220 --> 03:24:59,020
Do you want to call around?

6668
03:24:59,020 --> 03:25:00,350
But soon you'll be finding your

6669
03:25:00,350 --> 03:25:01,570
way around and you'll start to

6670
03:25:01,570 --> 03:25:02,870
actually find files, whether

6671
03:25:02,870 --> 03:25:04,070
they're graphics, video,

6672
03:25:04,070 --> 03:25:05,370
something like that, that you

6673
03:25:05,370 --> 03:25:06,420
want to download to your

6674
03:25:06,420 --> 03:25:07,060
computer.

6675
03:25:07,520 --> 03:25:08,230
In order to do that, you'll

6676
03:25:08,230 --> 03:25:09,250
need an FTP client, the

6677
03:25:09,250 --> 03:25:10,550
software that resides on your

6678
03:25:10,550 --> 03:25:11,690
computer that will let you

6679
03:25:11,690 --> 03:25:12,920
download these files.

6680
03:25:13,460 --> 03:25:14,900
Now in this case, we're using Netscape

6681
03:25:14,900 --> 03:25:16,340
because it has a built-in FTP

6682
03:25:16,340 --> 03:25:16,960
client.

6683
03:25:17,300 --> 03:25:18,580
If we're scrolling around, in

6684
03:25:18,580 --> 03:25:20,290
these particular cases, these

6685
03:25:20,290 --> 03:25:21,490
little blue links here

6686
03:25:21,490 --> 03:25:22,880
represent programs we can

6687
03:25:22,880 --> 03:25:23,680
download.

6688
03:25:23,780 --> 03:25:25,060
And I want to download this

6689
03:25:25,060 --> 03:25:26,840
particular weather program, so

6690
03:25:26,840 --> 03:25:28,060
I click right on it.

6691
03:25:28,060 --> 03:25:30,960
A little flicker, a flame, if

6692
03:25:30,960 --> 03:25:33,840
you will, of the Stuart Shafay

6693
03:25:33,840 --> 03:25:35,200
delivery.

6694
03:25:36,020 --> 03:25:36,700
Don't know if you caught that

6695
03:25:36,700 --> 03:25:37,240
there.

6696
03:25:38,340 --> 03:25:41,350
Giles, probably learning from

6697
03:25:41,350 --> 03:25:43,220
the master.

6698
03:25:43,780 --> 03:25:44,980
Listen to the little pun she

6699
03:25:44,980 --> 03:25:46,730
gives on one of the, he goes

6700
03:25:46,730 --> 03:25:48,800
pendulum mode on one particular

6701
03:25:48,800 --> 03:25:49,420
word.

6702
03:25:49,480 --> 03:25:50,200
I can't remember what he said.

6703
03:25:50,200 --> 03:25:51,900
Download and I want to download

6704
03:25:51,900 --> 03:25:53,980
this particular weather program.

6705
03:25:54,460 --> 03:25:56,380
I want to download this

6706
03:25:56,380 --> 03:25:59,220
particular weather program.

6707
03:26:00,220 --> 03:26:01,200
It's a nice little touch and a

6708
03:26:01,200 --> 03:26:03,210
nice, kind of a nice homage to

6709
03:26:03,210 --> 03:26:04,280
the master.

6710
03:26:04,740 --> 03:26:05,600
Present programs.

6711
03:26:05,700 --> 03:26:07,020
We can imagine Stu just

6712
03:26:07,020 --> 03:26:09,160
standing offset while Giles is

6713
03:26:09,160 --> 03:26:10,620
delivering his piece.

6714
03:26:11,440 --> 03:26:12,280
Just watching.

6715
03:26:14,600 --> 03:26:15,600
Maybe orbing.

6716
03:26:15,600 --> 03:26:15,600
Maybe orbing.

6717
03:26:19,200 --> 03:26:20,000
Off camera.

6718
03:26:20,560 --> 03:26:21,150
For Giles to see in the

6719
03:26:21,150 --> 03:26:22,060
background.

6720
03:26:22,060 --> 03:26:23,160
Just to spur him on.

6721
03:26:23,860 --> 03:26:24,540
Like, you know, your dad going

6722
03:26:24,540 --> 03:26:25,650
to watch you at the football

6723
03:26:25,650 --> 03:26:26,560
game or something.

6724
03:26:27,000 --> 03:26:27,740
We can download.

6725
03:26:27,900 --> 03:26:29,740
In particular cases, these are...

6726
03:26:29,740 --> 03:26:30,240
Hovering.

6727
03:26:30,540 --> 03:26:32,020
Stu nodding in approval.

6728
03:26:32,400 --> 03:26:33,260
Little blue links here

6729
03:26:33,260 --> 03:26:34,740
represent programs we can

6730
03:26:34,740 --> 03:26:35,460
download.

6731
03:26:35,560 --> 03:26:36,920
And I want to download this

6732
03:26:36,920 --> 03:26:38,640
particular weather program.

6733
03:26:39,020 --> 03:26:39,880
So I click right on it.

6734
03:26:40,240 --> 03:26:41,420
And then it begins downloading

6735
03:26:41,420 --> 03:26:43,000
that file in the background.

6736
03:26:43,240 --> 03:26:44,470
The only indication we have of

6737
03:26:44,470 --> 03:26:45,840
that is down here in the status

6738
03:26:45,840 --> 03:26:47,220
bar that says that there's a

6739
03:26:47,220 --> 03:26:48,310
certain percentage of it is

6740
03:26:48,310 --> 03:26:48,700
done.

6741
03:26:48,840 --> 03:26:50,050
But when it finally reaches 100%

6742
03:26:50,050 --> 03:26:50,970
and says it's done, then we

6743
03:26:50,970 --> 03:26:51,770
will find that that file

6744
03:26:51,770 --> 03:26:52,560
actually...

6745
03:26:52,560 --> 03:26:52,860
Very much sir.

6746
03:26:53,040 --> 03:26:54,280
Timmy Broderick's.

6747
03:26:54,320 --> 03:26:56,110
...actually now resides on our

6748
03:26:56,110 --> 03:26:56,780
computer.

6749
03:26:57,540 --> 03:26:58,420
Now, we can go...

6750
03:26:58,420 --> 03:26:59,990
There are other FTP clients

6751
03:26:59,990 --> 03:27:01,590
that all they do is download

6752
03:27:01,590 --> 03:27:02,200
files.

6753
03:27:02,340 --> 03:27:03,250
In this particular case, I'm

6754
03:27:03,250 --> 03:27:04,700
going to go ahead and show you...

6755
03:27:04,700 --> 03:27:05,520
So wait a sec.

6756
03:27:05,560 --> 03:27:06,940
You couldn't just go onto a

6757
03:27:06,940 --> 03:27:08,540
site and download...

6758
03:27:09,220 --> 03:27:10,700
Did the browser not have that

6759
03:27:10,700 --> 03:27:11,880
capability?

6760
03:27:12,100 --> 03:27:12,980
Do you know where you can just

6761
03:27:12,980 --> 03:27:14,110
download a file, a zip file in

6762
03:27:14,110 --> 03:27:14,840
your browser?

6763
03:27:15,440 --> 03:27:17,510
Did you have to have a fucking

6764
03:27:17,510 --> 03:27:20,440
program installed to download

6765
03:27:20,440 --> 03:27:21,740
any old shite?

6766
03:27:22,860 --> 03:27:25,350
I'm not on about like WinMX or

6767
03:27:25,350 --> 03:27:28,260
Napster or LimeWire or Kazaa.

6768
03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:30,560
I'm just on about any old shite

6769
03:27:30,560 --> 03:27:32,680
you'd find on a website.

6770
03:27:33,780 --> 03:27:35,860
You'd need a fucking...

6771
03:27:36,780 --> 03:27:38,410
Most browsers had a built-in FTP

6772
03:27:38,410 --> 03:27:40,000
client already.

6773
03:27:41,880 --> 03:27:43,300
So we're not using FTP clients

6774
03:27:43,300 --> 03:27:46,580
on our browsers nowadays.

6775
03:27:47,060 --> 03:27:49,840
Say if you download a zip file

6776
03:27:49,840 --> 03:27:52,910
containing the mods for fucking

6777
03:27:52,910 --> 03:27:55,080
Resident Evil 3.

6778
03:27:56,740 --> 03:27:58,700
Is that an FTP client?

6779
03:28:00,580 --> 03:28:02,660
Or what's going on there?

6780
03:28:04,720 --> 03:28:05,660
I'm not sure.

6781
03:28:10,020 --> 03:28:10,570
...fTP clients that all they do

6782
03:28:10,570 --> 03:28:13,400
is download files.

6783
03:28:13,600 --> 03:28:14,860
In this particular case...

6784
03:28:14,860 --> 03:28:15,880
No more Java.

6785
03:28:16,480 --> 03:28:18,160
Do you mean as in no comma?

6786
03:28:19,320 --> 03:28:21,080
No, it's more Java based.

6787
03:28:21,340 --> 03:28:23,250
Or are you just not into Java

6788
03:28:23,250 --> 03:28:24,620
coffee beans?

6789
03:28:24,820 --> 03:28:25,900
It's a bit fucking late for

6790
03:28:25,900 --> 03:28:26,300
that.

6791
03:28:27,340 --> 03:28:28,320
Don't you think?

6792
03:28:29,920 --> 03:28:32,020
But it's more Java based.

6793
03:28:32,100 --> 03:28:33,560
It's a Java based applet.

6794
03:28:35,020 --> 03:28:36,380
Java's gone as well.

6795
03:28:36,500 --> 03:28:36,980
Thank fuck.

6796
03:28:37,860 --> 03:28:39,000
I don't even know.

6797
03:28:39,560 --> 03:28:41,280
I don't even know anymore.

6798
03:28:41,500 --> 03:28:42,830
I'm going to go ahead and show

6799
03:28:42,830 --> 03:28:43,580
you Anarchy.

6800
03:28:43,580 --> 03:28:45,020
This is a program which has

6801
03:28:45,020 --> 03:28:46,600
links already listed to a lot

6802
03:28:46,600 --> 03:28:48,000
of different places.

6803
03:28:48,380 --> 03:28:49,410
And you can double click on any

6804
03:28:49,410 --> 03:28:50,690
one of those to go straight

6805
03:28:50,690 --> 03:28:51,220
into it.

6806
03:28:51,260 --> 03:28:52,910
In this particular case, why

6807
03:28:52,910 --> 03:28:54,530
don't I go to this particular

6808
03:28:54,530 --> 03:28:55,120
site?

6809
03:28:55,640 --> 03:28:56,520
I double click on that and what

6810
03:28:56,520 --> 03:28:57,250
this is going to do is it's

6811
03:28:57,250 --> 03:28:57,880
going to...

6812
03:28:57,880 --> 03:28:58,960
Computer James.

6813
03:28:58,960 --> 03:29:00,220
...and take me to their

6814
03:29:00,220 --> 03:29:01,530
computer there and show me some

6815
03:29:01,530 --> 03:29:02,630
of the files that they have

6816
03:29:02,630 --> 03:29:03,740
publicly available.

6817
03:29:03,740 --> 03:29:05,220
And if I'm interested in any of

6818
03:29:05,220 --> 03:29:06,760
them, then I can download them

6819
03:29:06,760 --> 03:29:07,700
to my computer.

6820
03:29:07,700 --> 03:29:08,520
Show me your files.

6821
03:29:09,100 --> 03:29:10,020
Let's see your files.

6822
03:29:10,120 --> 03:29:11,100
And if I'm interested, I'll

6823
03:29:11,100 --> 03:29:11,760
download them.

6824
03:29:11,880 --> 03:29:12,680
Kind of think of this as

6825
03:29:12,680 --> 03:29:13,970
scrolling around through other

6826
03:29:13,970 --> 03:29:15,000
people's hard drives.

6827
03:29:15,120 --> 03:29:16,300
Things that they've made

6828
03:29:16,300 --> 03:29:17,560
publicly available.

6829
03:29:17,680 --> 03:29:18,140
You're not snooping or anything.

6830
03:29:18,140 --> 03:29:19,790
Scrolling around through other

6831
03:29:19,790 --> 03:29:21,080
people's hard drives.

6832
03:29:22,660 --> 03:29:23,000
But anything that you find

6833
03:29:23,000 --> 03:29:24,930
useful, you can actually

6834
03:29:24,930 --> 03:29:25,900
download.

6835
03:29:26,400 --> 03:29:27,620
So again, we're seeing little

6836
03:29:27,620 --> 03:29:28,860
folders over here.

6837
03:29:28,960 --> 03:29:30,380
But these represent directories

6838
03:29:30,380 --> 03:29:31,860
on other people's computers.

6839
03:29:31,980 --> 03:29:33,470
Now I could download this file

6840
03:29:33,470 --> 03:29:34,560
right now if I wanted to.

6841
03:29:34,580 --> 03:29:35,160
I'm not going to.

6842
03:29:35,220 --> 03:29:36,600
But the files could be anything.

6843
03:29:36,800 --> 03:29:38,220
Literally any type of file that

6844
03:29:38,220 --> 03:29:39,440
you can have on a computer.

6845
03:29:39,440 --> 03:29:40,360
It could be audio.

6846
03:29:41,660 --> 03:29:43,140
It could be video.

6847
03:29:43,700 --> 03:29:45,360
And it could be an actual game.

6848
03:29:45,440 --> 03:29:46,670
It could be any type of program

6849
03:29:46,670 --> 03:29:47,920
that you might want to run.

6850
03:29:48,180 --> 03:29:49,150
But if it is, in fact, one

6851
03:29:49,150 --> 03:29:50,590
particular type of media like

6852
03:29:50,590 --> 03:29:51,500
audio or video,

6853
03:29:51,600 --> 03:29:53,030
make sure you have a program on

6854
03:29:53,030 --> 03:29:54,560
your computer that knows how to

6855
03:29:54,560 --> 03:29:56,060
play that particular type of

6856
03:29:56,060 --> 03:29:56,500
data.

6857
03:29:59,400 --> 03:30:01,140
We're picking up speed now!

6858
03:30:01,820 --> 03:30:02,390
Sooner or later, one of the

6859
03:30:02,390 --> 03:30:03,810
things you're going to run into

6860
03:30:03,810 --> 03:30:05,340
on the Internet is a homepage.

6861
03:30:05,560 --> 03:30:06,920
You've probably heard of homepages.

6862
03:30:07,240 --> 03:30:07,560
We have.

6863
03:30:07,560 --> 03:30:08,060
What are homepages?

6864
03:30:08,220 --> 03:30:09,460
Well, they are personal pages.

6865
03:30:09,560 --> 03:30:11,920
And there we have Mary Smith's

6866
03:30:11,920 --> 03:30:13,920
beautiful homepage.

6867
03:30:13,920 --> 03:30:18,050
Last updated November 20th,

6868
03:30:18,050 --> 03:30:20,240
1995.

6869
03:30:21,140 --> 03:30:21,740
Mary Smith.

6870
03:30:23,440 --> 03:30:23,890
...by individuals that use the

6871
03:30:23,890 --> 03:30:25,320
Internet that tell about

6872
03:30:25,320 --> 03:30:26,240
themselves.

6873
03:30:26,760 --> 03:30:27,060
Because...

6874
03:30:27,060 --> 03:30:29,140
You can find that on mary.com.

6875
03:30:30,140 --> 03:30:32,160
...they're on the web.

6876
03:30:32,160 --> 03:30:33,240
They can include pictures.

6877
03:30:33,240 --> 03:30:34,440
They can include information.

6878
03:30:34,440 --> 03:30:35,820
And they can include links.

6879
03:30:35,840 --> 03:30:37,020
It's awfully girl.

6880
03:30:38,020 --> 03:30:39,320
Back there, that's...

6881
03:30:39,320 --> 03:30:39,940
Well, I don't know.

6882
03:30:40,020 --> 03:30:41,180
I mean, I don't even think

6883
03:30:41,180 --> 03:30:42,500
awfully girl was a girl.

6884
03:30:42,860 --> 03:30:43,520
Or a woman.

6885
03:30:44,520 --> 03:30:45,160
...pages...

6886
03:30:45,160 --> 03:30:46,120
Thinking back to it.

6887
03:30:46,220 --> 03:30:47,520
...put up by individuals that

6888
03:30:47,520 --> 03:30:48,500
use the Internet that tell

6889
03:30:48,500 --> 03:30:49,380
about themselves.

6890
03:30:49,900 --> 03:30:51,020
I'm not on about Mary there.

6891
03:30:51,020 --> 03:30:52,320
I'm on about the actual awfully

6892
03:30:52,320 --> 03:30:52,680
girl.

6893
03:30:53,600 --> 03:30:54,360
Because they're on the web,

6894
03:30:54,360 --> 03:30:56,120
they can include pictures.

6895
03:30:56,340 --> 03:30:57,320
They can include information.

6896
03:30:57,700 --> 03:30:58,820
And they can include links.

6897
03:30:59,180 --> 03:31:00,190
You'll probably find them as

6898
03:31:00,190 --> 03:31:01,400
you navigate around.

6899
03:31:01,480 --> 03:31:02,650
But if you actually want to

6900
03:31:02,650 --> 03:31:04,290
find one purposefully, you can

6901
03:31:04,290 --> 03:31:05,560
do a search on homepages.

6902
03:31:05,680 --> 03:31:06,720
But at some point, you're

6903
03:31:06,720 --> 03:31:07,910
probably going to want to make

6904
03:31:07,910 --> 03:31:08,460
your own.

6905
03:31:08,720 --> 03:31:09,580
At that point, you could put a

6906
03:31:09,580 --> 03:31:10,850
picture of yourself, your dog,

6907
03:31:10,850 --> 03:31:12,020
your car, anything you want to

6908
03:31:12,020 --> 03:31:12,860
put a picture of.

6909
03:31:13,100 --> 03:31:14,100
And also information about

6910
03:31:14,100 --> 03:31:14,600
yourself.

6911
03:31:14,920 --> 03:31:15,910
But in order to do that, you're

6912
03:31:15,910 --> 03:31:17,190
going to need to learn a little

6913
03:31:17,190 --> 03:31:18,040
bit about HTML.

6914
03:31:18,680 --> 03:31:21,180
Hypertext Markup Language.

6915
03:31:21,180 --> 03:31:23,010
And it tells web browsers how

6916
03:31:23,010 --> 03:31:24,780
to display information.

6917
03:31:25,240 --> 03:31:26,160
There are lots of books about

6918
03:31:26,160 --> 03:31:27,280
HTML that are good.

6919
03:31:27,480 --> 03:31:28,420
But there are also shareware

6920
03:31:28,420 --> 03:31:29,400
programs that exist.

6921
03:31:29,720 --> 03:31:30,800
It'll help you create your own

6922
03:31:30,800 --> 03:31:32,270
homepages without actually

6923
03:31:32,270 --> 03:31:33,040
coding in HTML.

6924
03:31:33,200 --> 03:31:34,120
They do that part for you.

6925
03:31:34,120 --> 03:31:34,580
Where's Stu?

6926
03:31:34,700 --> 03:31:35,650
And if you're really serious

6927
03:31:35,650 --> 03:31:36,560
about learning HTML and

6928
03:31:36,560 --> 03:31:38,090
creating your own webpages, you

6929
03:31:38,090 --> 03:31:39,220
might want to take a class.

6930
03:31:39,360 --> 03:31:41,070
Community colleges often offer

6931
03:31:41,070 --> 03:31:42,200
classes in HTML.

6932
03:31:42,740 --> 03:31:43,800
One way or another, you'll

6933
03:31:43,800 --> 03:31:44,870
probably eventually want to put

6934
03:31:44,870 --> 03:31:45,920
up your homepage because it's

6935
03:31:45,920 --> 03:31:46,280
fun.

6936
03:31:46,380 --> 03:31:47,280
You can tell the world about

6937
03:31:47,280 --> 03:31:48,320
yourself and share with them

6938
03:31:48,320 --> 03:31:49,260
your favorite links.

6939
03:31:49,400 --> 03:31:50,720
You can, but the pages you

6940
03:31:50,720 --> 03:31:52,380
create were fucking dire.

6941
03:31:53,680 --> 03:31:55,180
I know because I had to do an

6942
03:31:55,180 --> 03:31:58,120
internet module as part of a

6943
03:31:58,120 --> 03:32:00,660
course in a PLC I did.

6944
03:32:01,140 --> 03:32:02,560
And it was called Internet.

6945
03:32:02,560 --> 03:32:04,100
That was the name of the module.

6946
03:32:04,500 --> 03:32:06,000
And you had to do HTML.

6947
03:32:06,820 --> 03:32:08,580
Make a website about something

6948
03:32:08,580 --> 03:32:09,700
you want to do.

6949
03:32:10,200 --> 03:32:12,380
And it was dire.

6950
03:32:12,380 --> 03:32:16,920
Back to Mary again.

6951
03:32:17,020 --> 03:32:17,640
And then Stu.

6952
03:32:17,780 --> 03:32:18,600
What a kickflip.

6953
03:32:19,040 --> 03:32:20,130
...about yourself and share

6954
03:32:20,130 --> 03:32:21,600
with them your favorite links.

6955
03:32:23,020 --> 03:32:24,560
Offaly girl into Stu.

6956
03:32:24,560 --> 03:32:27,080
You got that spinning, Mary.

6957
03:32:27,080 --> 03:32:28,080
Slow down, Mary.

6958
03:32:28,080 --> 03:32:31,280
The speed limit is 66 megahertz.

6959
03:32:31,400 --> 03:32:32,980
You're breaking the fucking law.

6960
03:32:34,240 --> 03:32:36,040
The law is my saw.

6961
03:32:37,040 --> 03:32:37,520
Boom.

6962
03:32:37,780 --> 03:32:41,020
And you've got that lovely

6963
03:32:41,020 --> 03:32:45,550
pixelated trans into Stu

6964
03:32:45,550 --> 03:32:46,040
transition.

6965
03:32:46,040 --> 03:32:48,260
That's the name of the, what do

6966
03:32:48,260 --> 03:32:49,000
you call it?

6967
03:32:49,000 --> 03:32:50,520
The effect we're seeing.

6968
03:32:51,000 --> 03:32:52,700
I'm not saying, you know what I'm

6969
03:32:52,700 --> 03:32:53,380
saying.

6970
03:32:53,720 --> 03:32:55,300
And then into Stu.

6971
03:32:56,120 --> 03:32:57,020
It's smooth.

6972
03:32:57,020 --> 03:32:57,020
It's Stu.

6973
03:32:57,020 --> 03:32:57,120
It's Stu.

6974
03:32:57,120 --> 03:32:59,220
It's Stu.

6975
03:32:59,220 --> 03:32:59,280
It's Stu.

6976
03:32:59,280 --> 03:32:59,500
It's Stu.

6977
03:32:59,500 --> 03:33:00,460
Your favorite links.

6978
03:33:02,560 --> 03:33:04,520
Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

6979
03:33:04,740 --> 03:33:05,860
If you're still a bit confused

6980
03:33:05,860 --> 03:33:06,520
on any of this.

6981
03:33:06,520 --> 03:33:07,300
So reassuring.

6982
03:33:07,960 --> 03:33:08,980
Hey, just rewind the tape and

6983
03:33:08,980 --> 03:33:10,660
watch that section again.

6984
03:33:10,980 --> 03:33:12,560
But don't just stop here.

6985
03:33:12,780 --> 03:33:14,170
Now that you have some of the

6986
03:33:14,170 --> 03:33:15,480
skills, use them.

6987
03:33:15,780 --> 03:33:17,120
You'll find yourself wondering

6988
03:33:17,120 --> 03:33:18,740
how you ever got along without

6989
03:33:18,740 --> 03:33:21,020
access to the information superhighway.

6990
03:33:21,020 --> 03:33:22,020
Thank you.

6991
03:33:22,020 --> 03:33:26,550
Thank you very much, Mary

6992
03:33:26,550 --> 03:33:28,380
Leonard.

6993
03:33:28,860 --> 03:33:30,170
It's the only way is up from

6994
03:33:30,170 --> 03:33:30,820
here.

6995
03:33:31,160 --> 03:33:32,660
Do you know from 1995, 96?

6996
03:33:33,540 --> 03:33:34,580
The internet's just going to

6997
03:33:34,580 --> 03:33:36,600
get more and more exciting.

6998
03:33:36,980 --> 03:33:37,750
It's up a whole new world for

6999
03:33:37,750 --> 03:33:39,160
you and it's going to get more.

7000
03:33:39,240 --> 03:33:41,260
A whole new world.

7001
03:33:42,560 --> 03:33:43,400
What was it?

7002
03:33:43,480 --> 03:33:44,440
Like web pages.

7003
03:33:46,080 --> 03:33:47,220
That was exciting.

7004
03:33:48,160 --> 03:33:49,830
Then file sharing was, that was

7005
03:33:49,830 --> 03:33:52,000
like the next exciting.

7006
03:33:52,000 --> 03:33:53,240
exciting thing that happened.

7007
03:33:53,680 --> 03:33:54,880
Getting free fucking music.

7008
03:33:55,480 --> 03:33:57,200
Obviously, never did that.

7009
03:33:58,780 --> 03:33:59,780
That was amazing.

7010
03:34:01,120 --> 03:34:03,170
And then it went boring for a

7011
03:34:03,170 --> 03:34:04,100
bit.

7012
03:34:04,540 --> 03:34:05,330
The internet was just a bit

7013
03:34:05,330 --> 03:34:06,280
boring for a bit.

7014
03:34:06,580 --> 03:34:08,370
And then it got more exciting

7015
03:34:08,370 --> 03:34:10,260
again with broadband.

7016
03:34:11,700 --> 03:34:12,390
So there was a few lulls and

7017
03:34:12,390 --> 03:34:14,530
now it's just not stopping

7018
03:34:14,530 --> 03:34:15,920
excitement.

7019
03:34:16,080 --> 03:34:18,000
We're just living in an, every

7020
03:34:18,000 --> 03:34:20,080
day is such an exciting day.

7021
03:34:21,240 --> 03:34:23,100
We're just stuck, trapped on it.

7022
03:34:23,100 --> 03:34:24,880
It's like, it's like, can't,

7023
03:34:24,880 --> 03:34:26,150
can't get away from the

7024
03:34:26,150 --> 03:34:27,100
excitement.

7025
03:34:27,800 --> 03:34:29,480
The moment you wake up and

7026
03:34:29,480 --> 03:34:31,670
before you go to sleep, getting

7027
03:34:31,670 --> 03:34:32,360
that hit.

7028
03:34:33,160 --> 03:34:34,720
It's just a never ending bullet

7029
03:34:34,720 --> 03:34:35,480
train.

7030
03:34:36,200 --> 03:34:37,790
And I, for one, I'm proud to be

7031
03:34:37,790 --> 03:34:39,140
on that bullet train.

7032
03:34:39,140 --> 03:34:40,870
exciting in the months and

7033
03:34:40,870 --> 03:34:41,940
years ahead.

7034
03:34:42,000 --> 03:34:43,140
New three-dimensional

7035
03:34:43,140 --> 03:34:44,480
interfaces are coming.

7036
03:34:44,660 --> 03:34:46,110
More multimedia is coming with

7037
03:34:46,110 --> 03:34:47,160
video and music.

7038
03:34:47,300 --> 03:34:48,720
And internet sites will soon

7039
03:34:48,720 --> 03:34:50,160
become alive with virtual

7040
03:34:50,160 --> 03:34:52,120
characters, interactivity, and

7041
03:34:52,120 --> 03:34:53,260
intelligent agents.

7042
03:34:53,320 --> 03:34:55,190
And soon, you'll be suffering

7043
03:34:55,190 --> 03:34:56,420
from psychosis.

7044
03:34:56,680 --> 03:34:58,930
Because if too much exposure to

7045
03:34:58,930 --> 03:35:01,030
the internet will all suffer

7046
03:35:01,030 --> 03:35:03,420
from a mild form of psychosis.

7047
03:35:04,380 --> 03:35:06,030
Thank you very much there, Reedy's

7048
03:35:06,030 --> 03:35:07,600
Chipper Voucher.

7049
03:35:07,660 --> 03:35:09,000
Thank you very much for the tip

7050
03:35:09,000 --> 03:35:09,480
there.

7051
03:35:09,540 --> 03:35:11,080
We'll soon become alive with

7052
03:35:11,080 --> 03:35:13,490
virtual characters, interactivity,

7053
03:35:13,490 --> 03:35:14,880
and intelligent agents,

7054
03:35:15,300 --> 03:35:16,320
enabling you to do things you

7055
03:35:16,320 --> 03:35:17,980
could never have done before.

7056
03:35:18,120 --> 03:35:18,480
Oh, wow.

7057
03:35:18,520 --> 03:35:19,560
And once we get past...

7058
03:35:19,560 --> 03:35:20,820
Never done before.

7059
03:35:20,940 --> 03:35:21,710
And the little, the little

7060
03:35:21,710 --> 03:35:22,570
eyebrow raise at the end of

7061
03:35:22,570 --> 03:35:22,900
that.

7062
03:35:23,280 --> 03:35:25,200
I mean, we hadn't, the concept

7063
03:35:25,200 --> 03:35:27,080
of having the little fruit

7064
03:35:27,080 --> 03:35:28,960
machine in your pocket,

7065
03:35:29,580 --> 03:35:30,060
the little one-armed bandit,

7066
03:35:30,060 --> 03:35:31,440
there was a jing, jing, jing, jing,

7067
03:35:31,440 --> 03:35:32,340
next one, next one,

7068
03:35:32,580 --> 03:35:34,260
hadn't come to light yet.

7069
03:35:35,600 --> 03:35:36,420
You know, that's, it was the

7070
03:35:36,420 --> 03:35:38,720
stuff of dreams, you know.

7071
03:35:39,180 --> 03:35:40,690
I think even at this point, the

7072
03:35:40,690 --> 03:35:42,590
idea of being able to see

7073
03:35:42,590 --> 03:35:44,860
someone else on your fucking

7074
03:35:44,860 --> 03:35:45,480
screen

7075
03:35:45,480 --> 03:35:46,580
and have a live chat with them,

7076
03:35:46,580 --> 03:35:47,580
that was like the stuff.

7077
03:35:47,760 --> 03:35:50,290
still in the realms of sci-fi,

7078
03:35:50,290 --> 03:35:52,460
even though we, we got it on

7079
03:35:52,460 --> 03:35:54,770
the monitor in like two frames

7080
03:35:54,770 --> 03:35:55,360
per second.

7081
03:35:57,140 --> 03:35:59,220
Now it's just pure, it's liquid.

7082
03:35:59,400 --> 03:35:59,960
It's liquid.

7083
03:36:00,040 --> 03:36:01,500
Every day is a, it's a liquid

7084
03:36:01,500 --> 03:36:01,940
day.

7085
03:36:02,080 --> 03:36:03,420
...to do things you could never

7086
03:36:03,420 --> 03:36:04,260
have done before.

7087
03:36:04,680 --> 03:36:05,760
And look at that cheeky...

7088
03:36:06,400 --> 03:36:06,520
Oh!

7089
03:36:09,580 --> 03:36:09,900
Ah!

7090
03:36:11,680 --> 03:36:12,040
Uh.

7091
03:36:13,980 --> 03:36:14,040
...interactivity and

7092
03:36:14,040 --> 03:36:15,880
intelligent agents, enabling

7093
03:36:15,880 --> 03:36:16,580
you to do things you could

7094
03:36:16,580 --> 03:36:17,400
never have done before.

7095
03:36:17,400 --> 03:36:19,230
...and once we get past the

7096
03:36:19,230 --> 03:36:20,540
limits of today's telephone

7097
03:36:20,540 --> 03:36:22,350
lines with faster connections

7098
03:36:22,350 --> 03:36:23,000
like...

7099
03:36:23,000 --> 03:36:23,500
Telephone lines?

7100
03:36:23,500 --> 03:36:25,480
...like the TV wire, ISDN, or

7101
03:36:25,480 --> 03:36:27,550
fiber optics, the power of cyberspace

7102
03:36:27,550 --> 03:36:29,060
will grow faster than you can

7103
03:36:29,060 --> 03:36:29,860
imagine.

7104
03:36:29,860 --> 03:36:32,610
Oh my God, it's so fast that it

7105
03:36:32,610 --> 03:36:35,160
starts to make us insane.

7106
03:36:35,160 --> 03:36:38,130
...optics, the power of cyberspace

7107
03:36:38,130 --> 03:36:40,680
will grow faster than you can

7108
03:36:40,680 --> 03:36:41,460
imagine.

7109
03:36:42,320 --> 03:36:43,750
So congratulations, you've

7110
03:36:43,750 --> 03:36:45,240
completed your basic driver's

7111
03:36:45,240 --> 03:36:46,670
ed course for the information

7112
03:36:46,670 --> 03:36:47,620
superhighway.

7113
03:36:47,620 --> 03:36:47,920
Beautiful.

7114
03:36:47,920 --> 03:36:49,220
...you're now ready to get

7115
03:36:49,220 --> 03:36:49,920
behind the wheel.

7116
03:36:49,920 --> 03:36:50,420
Drive.

7117
03:36:50,420 --> 03:36:50,520
Drive.

7118
03:36:50,520 --> 03:36:51,200
Have a great time.

7119
03:36:51,240 --> 03:36:51,840
Drive like fuck.

7120
03:36:51,840 --> 03:36:52,640
I'm Giles Bateman.

7121
03:36:52,800 --> 03:36:53,780
I'm Stuart Chiffey.

7122
03:36:53,920 --> 03:36:55,060
Thanks a lot for joining us.

7123
03:36:55,060 --> 03:36:57,120
And Giles, who was not Fragiles

7124
03:36:57,120 --> 03:36:58,180
in any sense.

7125
03:36:58,220 --> 03:36:59,650
He was a solid framework of a

7126
03:36:59,650 --> 03:37:00,480
presenter.

7127
03:37:01,340 --> 03:37:01,980
Stu's exit.

7128
03:37:02,140 --> 03:37:04,160
We don't even get another look

7129
03:37:04,160 --> 03:37:05,620
at, uh, Giles.

7130
03:37:05,880 --> 03:37:07,350
It's all, it begins and ends

7131
03:37:07,350 --> 03:37:08,860
with the man himself.

7132
03:37:09,440 --> 03:37:10,180
And look at that.

7133
03:37:11,060 --> 03:37:13,240
The walk off of a powerhouse.

7134
03:37:14,540 --> 03:37:15,800
He's the mitochondria.

7135
03:37:16,620 --> 03:37:17,960
Oh, we're the classic agnostic

7136
03:37:17,960 --> 03:37:18,520
guys.

7137
03:37:19,260 --> 03:37:20,460
This clump of cells.

7138
03:37:20,460 --> 03:37:21,720
Thank you very much, Kenny.

7139
03:37:22,760 --> 03:37:24,520
Very, very Kenny Christmas.

7140
03:37:25,140 --> 03:37:25,840
Very kind of you.

7141
03:37:25,920 --> 03:37:26,500
For joining us.

7142
03:37:29,840 --> 03:37:32,780
Now you're ready for this.

7143
03:37:33,340 --> 03:37:33,560
Yeah!

7144
03:37:36,520 --> 03:37:37,760
Shop.com.

7145
03:37:38,480 --> 03:37:39,000
Shopping.

7146
03:37:39,000 --> 03:37:41,440
Catalog.

7147
03:37:42,960 --> 03:37:43,800
News.

7148
03:37:45,860 --> 03:37:47,600
Yeah, baby.

7149
03:37:48,960 --> 03:37:50,900
You're online services.

7150
03:37:52,840 --> 03:37:53,940
You're really on the fucking

7151
03:37:53,940 --> 03:37:55,360
internet.

7152
03:37:56,580 --> 03:37:59,660
Going into cyberspace.

7153
03:38:00,760 --> 03:38:02,940
Financial routers.

7154
03:38:04,340 --> 03:38:06,180
I'm feeling good.

7155
03:38:07,760 --> 03:38:09,900
We're playing Minesweeper all

7156
03:38:09,900 --> 03:38:11,400
day and all night.

7157
03:38:11,620 --> 03:38:12,140
Doom.

7158
03:38:13,140 --> 03:38:14,620
We're playing Doom.

7159
03:38:16,400 --> 03:38:18,040
We got the Doom.

7160
03:38:18,040 --> 03:38:18,760
Doom.

7161
03:38:18,760 --> 03:38:46,240
Beautiful. Love it, love it.

7162
03:38:46,240 --> 03:38:48,100
What an absolutely sensational

7163
03:38:48,100 --> 03:38:50,350
end to a fantastic episode. See

7164
03:38:50,350 --> 03:38:53,380
you later guys. See you later

7165
03:38:53,380 --> 03:38:55,630
guys. Thanks for watching. See

7166
03:38:55,630 --> 03:38:57,380
you later. See you next time.

7167
03:39:01,720 --> 03:39:03,420
Thank you. Thank you very much.

7168
03:39:03,420 --> 03:39:04,950
Take him to the zoo. And

7169
03:39:04,950 --> 03:39:07,060
everyone, thank you very much.

7170
03:39:07,060 --> 03:39:08,100
What's this?

7171
03:39:13,720 --> 03:39:15,520
We'll save it for the next time.

7172
03:39:15,520 --> 03:39:17,440
We'll just see his face. Let's

7173
03:39:17,440 --> 03:39:22,360
just see his face. Here it

7174
03:39:22,360 --> 03:39:31,400
comes. Here it comes. Look at

7175
03:39:31,400 --> 03:39:39,030
that. Scroll in the internet

7176
03:39:39,030 --> 03:39:40,720
cafe.

7177
03:39:40,720 --> 03:39:46,940
Like a crazy cyber monk. Some

7178
03:39:46,940 --> 03:39:53,420
kind of crazy cyber monk. Whoop!

7179
03:39:53,420 --> 03:39:55,940
There it is. Jackpot!

7180
03:39:56,940 --> 03:39:58,370
Online users are a bunch of

7181
03:39:58,370 --> 03:40:00,170
anti-social geeks. I'll leave

7182
03:40:00,170 --> 03:40:01,850
you with this message. We'll

7183
03:40:01,850 --> 03:40:03,860
leave you with this little, uh,

7184
03:40:03,860 --> 03:40:04,440
perler.

7185
03:40:05,740 --> 03:40:06,120
Who says online users are a

7186
03:40:06,120 --> 03:40:08,100
bunch of anti-social geeks?

7187
03:40:08,100 --> 03:40:10,020
Look, here we are in this nice

7188
03:40:10,020 --> 03:40:11,660
cafe, drink in hand.

7189
03:40:11,960 --> 03:40:13,440
That's not what we are, Stu.

7190
03:40:14,300 --> 03:40:15,280
Friendly people and we're

7191
03:40:15,280 --> 03:40:16,560
surfing the net.

7192
03:40:17,000 --> 03:40:19,170
Friendly people and surfing the

7193
03:40:19,170 --> 03:40:19,800
net.

7194
03:40:22,940 --> 03:40:22,970
Who says online users are a

7195
03:40:22,970 --> 03:40:25,880
bunch of anti-social geeks?

7196
03:40:25,880 --> 03:40:26,720
Look,