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The Christmas lights are on.

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But one thing's more certain

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with the turkey and the ham.

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I am a Christmas man.

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He truly is a Christmas man.

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I am...

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I truly am a Christmas man.

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How are you getting on?

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Thank you very much there for

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the tip.

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Merry Christmas to yourself and

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the lads.

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Thank you very much there.

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It's a Christmas man.

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A brand new song.

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The Christmas man.

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And Ban Celebino.

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Thank you very much there.

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And we have the Chronicles

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Holiday Buyer's Guide lineup

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ready to go.

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I think I've seen or at least

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we've streamed maybe five of

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these episodes.

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I can't remember which ones.

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maybe that will come in a

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moment because I have to honour

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a tip from somebody there.

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I think it was Tapley about a

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I had a tip from Tapley who

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said to watch an absolute

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cracking documentary that I

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missed.

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It was on years ago on RTE and

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they're actually on YouTube

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called Harbour Nights.

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I haven't seen it, but I've

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been told by a few people to

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watch it.

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episode.

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It might be a new Cook Report.

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adventure.

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like first and foremost.

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taken down by RTE or other gremlins.

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This is the year 2000.

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beginning there and see this

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from the start.

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We've got a community activist.

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coming through it.

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A publican.

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A hotelier.

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And it's Harbour Nights.

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For almost half a century, the

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tiny Wexford village of Corktown

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Harbour has played host to

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thousands of summer visitors.

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Who are drawn back year after

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Lovely cat.

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Waves of progress came crashing

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to the shore.

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up almost overnight.

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Holiday homes.

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This is just around the time...

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To the moon.

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another summer season, will the

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old core town of candy floss

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and caravans be lost forever?

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Candy floss.

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And this is a real documentary,

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but the...

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project that you do in your

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media module.

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communications or media, this

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and the quality of the camera,

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fucking consumer camera you buy

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in Argos at the time.

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television.

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Bomp, bump, bump, bump, bump,

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bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,

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bump.

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putting flowers on a windowsill.

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Don't worry.

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Postmaster and grocer Declan

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Dunbar is one of those people

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who makes a small holiday

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village tick.

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Most houses around here do this.

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time this year, unfortunately,

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with the weather.

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see us all straightened out

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again.

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patrols are an important part

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of his role as a community

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activist.

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I wonder are they making out it

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to be not that exciting by

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putting the music on and

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hitting us with this electric

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update to the town.

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The window boxes are going up.

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I was just checking to see if

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there were any names written on

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the wall because it has been

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our policy from the day that we

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took them over that if anybody

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wrote their names on the wall,

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we would paint them out

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immediately.

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to stay there ten minutes.

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Good stuff.

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That's the ladies done.

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I thank you very much there,

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Notion, for the tip.

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who does the cleaning around

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the toilets, gets rid of the

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graffiti.

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That's the ladies done.

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They're nice and clean and tidy.

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Check the men's now.

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Tyler's so nice and clean.

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Tyler holds her in place.

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I like the colour of the

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interior of the jacks.

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It's like post office jacks.

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weekend.

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shot there on those urinals.

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I don't know if they needed to

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take that long of a shot on it

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as well.

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some cleaning needed there as

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well.

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piano motif.

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Mosaic, maybe.

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Piano key mosaic where you're

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meant to put your feet.

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Or maybe you tap your shoes.

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And they play notes while you're

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having a piss.

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Like that scene in Big with Tom

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Hanks.

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They didn't take a piss in that

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scene.

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That was just like, you know,

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he was in a toy shop and then

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he was playing that.

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But it would be an interesting

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concept nonetheless.

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I have often seen the little

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fly, a picture of a fly on the

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urinal that you're meant to aim

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at.

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To prevent splashback.

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But that's the first time I've

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ever seen a piano key.

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And that's a full, looks like a

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full 88 key as well.

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gang of lads pissing there at

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the same time.

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fantastic cacophony of sound.

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If, that is the big if, any of

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those keys are then hooked up

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to a note or a sort of sound

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device.

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I don't think they are.

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And you get piss all over them

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as well.

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A clone in Gibsoe, thank you

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very much there for the tip.

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Let it roll for the weekend.

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Yeah, you could do chopsticks.

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And the lovely flush sound

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there as well.

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This is my pad here, Stockford

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House Hotel.

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I've been here for four years.

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Somerville Large.

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And I'm in the process of

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buying the property.

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This is a very old building.

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It's a dower house of the Cortown

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estate.

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1947 through a very chequered

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history.

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It's in a very bad state of

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repair.

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Very strange choice of music

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and bizarre sort of handheld

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action.

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The camera's very low down.

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We don't really know what the

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deal is with this lady here.

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She's just saying it's a hotel.

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But, I mean, the music kind of

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makes it, makes us want to

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think there's something else

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going on.

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I don't know if you can hear

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the music there.

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It's a very bad thing.

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We had hoped at this stage if

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we had gone ahead as well as

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anticipated.

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Maybe that's it.

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Maybe they just want to get in

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some of this back there, you

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know.

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By framing it, looking up,

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maybe that's what they wanted

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to get in.

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Thank you very much there,

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Darren Mack, for your kind-hearted

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and generous tip.

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We would have knocked and

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rebuilt a certain amount of it.

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As it is now, we're going to

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have to do it next year.

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I live here in the hotel alone.

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I live here in the hotel alone.

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I live here in the hotel alone.

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Jean-Michel Jarre sort of

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electronic bits there.

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I wonder, was that like an

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executive editor choice in RTE

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when they're saying,

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okay, so we've got the program

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back.

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We're looking at it.

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It's your third or fourth pass.

295
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Yeah, you're going to need to

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break up the interview with the

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woman there.

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Maybe put in a shot.

299
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Put in some of that B-roll you

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got of the hotel.

301
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The damage.

302
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The dam.

303
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And then add a bit of

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underwater love music.

305
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Just to keep us interested in

306
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the next bit of the interview.

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Thank you very much there, Anne

308
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and Anonymous.

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Very, very kind you there.

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And to have it.

311
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As it is now, we're going to

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have to do it next year.

313
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Tubular bells.

314
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I live here in the hotel alone.

315
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There are 14 bedrooms.

316
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,840
So if one gets untidy, one can

317
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move to another.

318
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,580
The kitchen is very large.

319
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The rooms are very large.

320
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I don't mind.

321
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,360
In the winter, it's very quiet.

322
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Very cold.

323
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,560
And still, you can make it homely.

324
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And it can be very comfortable.

325
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I have a dog that lives with me.

326
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And the house also is haunted.

327
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,180
So there are a couple of ghosts

328
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around, which also share the

329
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hotel.

330
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Share it.

331
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Maybe at a later date, you'll

332
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be able to meet some of them.

333
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,420
Oh, great.

334
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,680
That's the intrigue.

335
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,680
They're building intrigue.

336
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We're only not even four

337
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,940
minutes into the piece.

338
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,480
It's a brand new series.

339
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,120
Twisted.

340
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,720
Taxpayers' money, remember.

341
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,120
So it needs to be polished.

342
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,810
And there needs to be intrigue

343
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,420
to keep us wanting to come back

344
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,720
to this situation.

345
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,680
Thank you very much, Niall, for

346
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,700
the tip there.

347
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,940
Very, very kind of you.

348
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,060
So we throw in these little

349
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bits.

350
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:23,510
And maybe it's because of the

351
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:24,860
ghost.

352
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,400
That's why they're putting that

353
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:26,700
in.

354
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,490
They're building this most

355
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,600
haunted setup situation up.

356
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,280
Down on the Bucket and Spade

357
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,620
front line,

358
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,520
beach guards Joyce Murphy and

359
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,140
John Whelan are settling in for

360
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,300
another busy summer.

361
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,240
There's our beach dog, Rox.

362
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:43,980
I've been working here for the

363
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,080
last five years,

364
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,210
and I swear I haven't seen a

365
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,350
day yet where that dog has been

366
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,040
on the beach.

367
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:49,500
He just watches everything,

368
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,060
stones, rocks, anything.

369
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,400
You get the odd shout from, you

370
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,020
know, super guards.

371
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,440
We have a dog on the beach.

372
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,840
Mitch, Mitch, but, you know,

373
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,040
detention's a bit of fun.

374
00:13:59,820 --> 00:13:59,510
Myself and Joyce kind of have

375
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,570
competitions and I'm

376
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:02,460
embarrassing each other as well.

377
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,580
It's kind of like, Joyce, is

378
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,900
that the lad you said you fancy?

379
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:05,940
And she kind of goes, John, is

380
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,940
that the girl you were talking

381
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,320
about?

382
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,260
Well, I'm beach guard in charge,

383
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,000
but whatever you'd like to call

384
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,780
that lad.

385
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,100
You know, friendly beach guard

386
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:13,680
in charge.

387
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,640
John is well-known for his

388
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,460
different costumes.

389
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,910
Yesterday he had, how to say, a

390
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,480
speedo aqua blade for ladies.

391
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:23,400
I don't know why, but he

392
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,530
brought his sister swimming

393
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,340
dogs yesterday.

394
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,060
I don't know whether he was

395
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:26,920
planning on wearing them, but

396
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,420
he had them.

397
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,650
I wonder if he's going to wear

398
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:30,740
them today.

399
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,700
Oh, whoa.

400
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:36,540
What kept you so long?

401
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:37,960
My goggles.

402
00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,000
I don't know what's going on.

403
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,120
I don't know what's going on.

404
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:41,880
You're on the fake tan, are you?

405
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:45,240
Don't need to be jealous of my

406
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,800
great tan.

407
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,540
Oh, yeah.

408
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,780
He's proud of his farmer's tan.

409
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,120
Well, well.

410
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,760
Pretty about the rest of us.

411
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,910
We're already meeting the

412
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:04,480
characters.

413
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,300
We're building up a lot of

414
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:05,760
intrigue.

415
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,020
Publican and community activist

416
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,560
Alan Switzer is worried that...

417
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:08,980
Great stuff.

418
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,000
And now we have the activists.

419
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,070
I thought the fella at the

420
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,560
beginning who was cleaning the

421
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,740
toilets was the activist.

422
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:17,180
Publican and community activist

423
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,260
Alan Switzer is worried that

424
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,270
this year's Blue Flag Beach

425
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,880
Award is still in doubt.

426
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,250
We're going to phone Anne Wilkerson

427
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,440
from the Blue Flag Organisation

428
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,370
or the Department of Marine to

429
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:35,340
see if we have the Blue Flag.

430
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,630
I mean, it's important to Core

431
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:37,840
Town to have the Blue Flag.

432
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,220
Get Switzer on the phone.

433
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,110
It's all part and parcel of the

434
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,440
Core Town set-up.

435
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,990
If we haven't got a Blue Flag,

436
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,370
it means that we're just

437
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,840
another beach anywhere.

438
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,120
I mean, a Blue Flag gives us a

439
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:48,980
water quality.

440
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,740
It means that baiters, people

441
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,260
that are coming for a swim,

442
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,740
know that they're safe and

443
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,420
clean.

444
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,350
So we're going in here now to

445
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:56,200
meet Brian McGarry.

446
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,060
At least there's no sharks like

447
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,910
in Jaws where the community man

448
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,860
was going saying it's safe, you

449
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,440
know.

450
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,220
Thank you.

451
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,500
Wexford Dune.

452
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,200
Thank you very much.

453
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,520
I'm called to see how we've

454
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,080
been awarded the Blue Flag.

455
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,470
You said this was an

456
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,640
experimental avant-garde

457
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,080
version of Dune made by RTE.

458
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,840
I think we've already seen

459
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,860
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

460
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,960
Man in the Speedo, maybe.

461
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,060
I don't know.

462
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,000
I don't know the references

463
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,220
because I've not watched Dune.

464
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:26,830
Brian McGarry, I'm calling you

465
00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:27,400
from Core Town Harbour.

466
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,560
But thank you very much, silent

467
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,480
majority.

468
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:31,220
How are you?

469
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,320
Do you have some...

470
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,580
I am looking for some good news,

471
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,200
hopefully.

472
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,380
That's great to hear, Anne.

473
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:39,460
Anne, it's great.

474
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,720
It's very good.

475
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,980
I mean, they've obviously been

476
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,110
down and done a very thorough

477
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:43,540
study.

478
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,230
Basically, they're complimenting

479
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,680
us on the speech management.

480
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,200
Just get me answers and fast.

481
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,320
Now this is my ass on the line.

482
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:51,520
My ass on the line.

483
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,420
Thank you very much, Sean.

484
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,140
Kieran in there.

485
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,770
On the toilet facilities and

486
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,330
the overall quality of Core

487
00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:58,900
Town.

488
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,360
What the fuck?

489
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,180
Quality of Core Town.

490
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:05,900
They've obviously been down.

491
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,060
Sorry, I don't know what the upshot

492
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,300
of that call was.

493
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,220
That's great to hear, Anne.

494
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,300
Anne, it's great.

495
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,560
It's very good.

496
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,820
I mean, they've obviously been

497
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:14,950
down and done a very thorough

498
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:15,380
study.

499
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,570
Basically, they're complimenting

500
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,520
us on the beach management, on

501
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,120
the toilet facilities,

502
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,120
and the overall quality of Core

503
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:23,680
Town.

504
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:24,660
Good stuff.

505
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,680
I like the way that we've...

506
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,090
They showed us the toilet

507
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:28,960
facilities.

508
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,750
The first thing we've seen in

509
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,540
the documentary to really, you

510
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,130
know, get us hyped up was to

511
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,760
show us the toilet facilities.

512
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,260
And they were top notch.

513
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,100
So it looks as though the blue

514
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,540
flag is all good to go.

515
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,860
They're not going to lose it.

516
00:17:43,860 --> 00:18:05,240
I've heard this music look.

517
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:09,150
Is it like kind of circus clown

518
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,420
music?

519
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,640
Very strange choice of music

520
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,420
there.

521
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,070
Again, it just feels like a

522
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,930
student-y project, but it was

523
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,900
an actual national broadcaster

524
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,440
commissioned piece.

525
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,000
How about you?

526
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,720
Thank you very much to handheld

527
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,160
camera device and Kevin McKevenface.

528
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,100
Thank you very much for the tip.

529
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,410
And none other than Tapley, who

530
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,220
recommended this documentary to

531
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:33,660
us.

532
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,460
That's you!

533
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,120
In the toilet downstairs.

534
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:38,340
In the toilet downstairs.

535
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,880
It reeks.

536
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,160
All that cheese you were eating

537
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,580
whilst watching Goldfinger.

538
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,240
However, a problem for some is

539
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,090
a business opportunity for Daphne

540
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:48,940
O'Donohue.

541
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,400
Daphne is manager of the new

542
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,000
Woodside Holiday Estate.

543
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:52,840
Hi, come in.

544
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,790
I'm just going to get my

545
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,100
checklist and run through a few

546
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,050
bits and pieces with my

547
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:56,800
colleagues.

548
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,280
Hi.

549
00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:59,160
Hi, Daphne.

550
00:18:59,200 --> 00:18:59,440
Hi, Daphne.

551
00:18:59,440 --> 00:18:59,560
Hi, Daphne.

552
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,120
How are you doing?

553
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:00,880
How are you doing?

554
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,240
Okay.

555
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,940
What a liquid smooth...

556
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,910
Start there because they would

557
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,840
have had to have timed that.

558
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,410
She might have had to have been

559
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,340
watching from behind the glass.

560
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,220
But it was very...

561
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:15,900
There was no cut.

562
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:16,820
It was a one shot.

563
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,830
It was like the Scorsese scene

564
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:20,100
in Goodfellas.

565
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,000
Like a kind of stripped down

566
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,400
version of that.

567
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,100
And also additional clown based

568
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,520
music as well.

569
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,470
However, a problem for some is

570
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,630
a business opportunity for Daphne

571
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:32,600
O'Donohue.

572
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,060
Daphne is manager of the new

573
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,660
Woodside Holiday Estate.

574
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:36,500
Hi, come in.

575
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,450
I'm just going to get my

576
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,760
checklist and run through a few

577
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,710
bits and pieces with my

578
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:40,460
colleagues.

579
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:41,960
Hi.

580
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:42,820
Hi, Daphne.

581
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,260
Hi, Daphne.

582
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:43,780
How are you doing?

583
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,540
How are you doing?

584
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:45,260
Good.

585
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:45,420
Good.

586
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:45,600
Good.

587
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:45,860
Good.

588
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,560
Okay.

589
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,060
This is Cathy.

590
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,820
Cathy is my assistant.

591
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,280
She assists me with my day-to-day

592
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:51,800
duties.

593
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,770
Mary here is responsible for

594
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,800
all the cleaning to do with the

595
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,620
houses.

596
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:57,820
This is Aiden.

597
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:58,700
Excuse me for one moment.

598
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,220
Is this part of the plan that

599
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,420
she gets a call during it?

600
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,500
Because it's a good...

601
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,060
It flows really well.

602
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,000
And a lovely old Nokia phone

603
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,060
there as well.

604
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,840
Probably ESAT DigiPhone or AirCell.

605
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,560
They're the same thing, I think.

606
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,760
Quartan holidays.

607
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:15,300
Good afternoon.

608
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:15,880
May I help you?

609
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,860
One picture.

610
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:17,980
One vase.

611
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,740
Fire on vlog basket.

612
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,060
TV video.

613
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,400
Two remote controls.

614
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920
Fireside mat.

615
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,740
And in a funny boing sound as

616
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:28,500
well.

617
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:29,500
Why?

618
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,820
Who is doing the fucking sound

619
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:33,040
bits on this?

620
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,520
The post-production editing.

621
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,840
Who decided this?

622
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,360
Or who's it for even?

623
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:38,420
Like...

624
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:41,040
That's the sort of...

625
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,850
That's the preserve of children's

626
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:43,740
television.

627
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,080
Maybe they just...

628
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,400
They ran out of sounds.

629
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,870
And they just had to use the

630
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,140
stuff from the den.

631
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,350
Thank you very much there, the

632
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:51,980
lads.

633
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,800
For your kind-hearted and

634
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,980
generous tip.

635
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,100
When you think about chat

636
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,230
topics on the net, you're

637
00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:57,800
thinking what?

638
00:20:58,700 --> 00:20:59,840
And this isn't blue flag, thank

639
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,960
you very much.

640
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:01,800
But you don't tend to think

641
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,760
about the hip-hop culture.

642
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,540
One picture.

643
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:04,660
One vase.

644
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:05,500
Fire irons.

645
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,440
Log basket.

646
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:07,740
TV video.

647
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,200
Two remote controls.

648
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:10,540
Fireside mat.

649
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,480
Why on Fireside?

650
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,880
Is it Fireside mat?

651
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,410
Does that mean that there was

652
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,780
no Fireside mat?

653
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,940
Or Fireside mat?

654
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,830
two remote controls, fireside

655
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:27,480
mat.

656
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:30,590
Sergeant Mick O'Connor knows

657
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,920
the place better than anyone,

658
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,330
but he has his own concerns

659
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,280
about how Core Town is changing.

660
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,920
You have to...

661
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,920
Doobadoobadoo...

662
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,920
Doobadaobada...

663
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,080
Scotty again, the clown.

664
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,670
Thank you very much there for

665
00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:51,000
the tip there.

666
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,840
Sensual piece of pudding!

667
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,560
The best thing I ever ate!

668
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,490
It was a sensual piece of

669
00:21:59,490 --> 00:22:00,520
pudding!

670
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,550
I agree, ma'am. After buying

671
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:02,280
some new clobber!

672
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,540
I want all the boys to come

673
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:05,220
fighting! I want the whole town

674
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:05,880
to see me!

675
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:14,400
Thanking you, this grish-moosh!

676
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:20,960
Your tips are very kind!

677
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,320
Just do what you can!

678
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,330
Make sure you've got the turkey

679
00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:33,760
in the hand and become a...

680
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,480
Christmas...

681
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:35,480
Christmas...

682
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,480
Christmas...

683
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,480
Christmas...

684
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,590
Thank you very much. I'm not

685
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:46,010
going to keep on doing that. I've

686
00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:47,360
done it five times already, but

687
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,560
thank you very much there for

688
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,490
the tips. Try it sometime. Very,

689
00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:51,930
very kind of you. Thank you

690
00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:52,720
very much.

691
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,440
A piece of meat! A piece of

692
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:56,920
meat!

693
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,920
A piece of meat!

694
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,920
A piece of meat!

695
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,480
But he has his own concerns

696
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,640
about how poor town is changing.

697
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,360
Even more...

698
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:03,360
Even more...

699
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360
Kind of...

700
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,360
Honky-tonky...

701
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,360
Circus...

702
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,360
This isn't a serious...

703
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,360
Program music.

704
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,080
Very strange decision.

705
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,360
It's better than anyone. But he

706
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,800
has his own concerns about how

707
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,080
poor town is changing.

708
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,080
I think it's a...

709
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,080
Toyota.

710
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,080
You have to...

711
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,060
Keep an eye on things. And over

712
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:25,750
the years you build up a

713
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:26,800
certain knowledge of...

714
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,800
Your rhetoric will smother you!

715
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,800
...of families and who's coming...

716
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,750
Thank you Larry Schlug. And

717
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,810
half my wood away. And the good

718
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,890
people of Gort. Thank you very

719
00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:37,000
much. We're missing some prime

720
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,800
time cop action here.

721
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,220
Keep an eye on things. And over

722
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,230
the years you build up a

723
00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:42,800
certain knowledge of...

724
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,010
...families and who's coming,

725
00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:46,770
you know? That's why I'd be a

726
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,300
little concerned about the

727
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,900
strange people coming to the

728
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,900
rented houses. Different people

729
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,800
every week. The same people I've

730
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:52,800
been coming.

731
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,750
Many people have been coming

732
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:54,760
down to these caravans I'd say

733
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,760
for three generations in some

734
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,540
cases. Nice turn. The lady...

735
00:23:59,540 --> 00:23:59,780
Caravans I'd say for three...

736
00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:02,360
Watch this turn here. Generations

737
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,320
in some cases. Lovely stuff. Wrapping

738
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,540
the hands. Wrapping the hands

739
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,650
around the wheel. The lady who

740
00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:10,970
lives in this caravan has been

741
00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:12,730
coming here for almost 30 years.

742
00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:14,150
Kathleen Murray is from Rahini

743
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:15,590
in Dublin. God, Annie, it's

744
00:24:15,590 --> 00:24:16,740
great to see you again on the

745
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,060
night. Good to see you too,

746
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,470
Kathleen. Me well. This is

747
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:20,910
Annie. She's a great friend of

748
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,520
mine. She has a mobile.

749
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,790
just across there and of course

750
00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:26,360
that's Amanda she's the

751
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,310
youngest one I have down with

752
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:28,760
me at the

753
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,940
moment where will we go we'll

754
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,030
walk down the town and see well

755
00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,880
now I have to change bush

756
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,400
because

757
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,860
these are me arriving close

758
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,500
they're me doubling close yeah

759
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,150
coming and going close they're

760
00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:40,340
me

761
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:41,950
doubling close I'll change and

762
00:24:41,950 --> 00:24:43,430
we'll go down and see if there

763
00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:44,960
are any changes down there I

764
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,260
think

765
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,100
it's it's gonna pick up pace it's

766
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,140
gonna pick up pace

767
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:53,230
look at abracababra you wouldn't

768
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:57,250
think you'd see one of them

769
00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:01,560
down here would you Annie you

770
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,340
think you'd

771
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,140
only see one of them up and

772
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:06,120
down yeah big cities now and

773
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,460
look at that for an abracababra

774
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:09,860
we managed

775
00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,870
to get a lingering shot on that

776
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:13,940
as well I think the lady might

777
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,710
have said you wouldn't see an

778
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:16,720
abracababra

779
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,150
as as good back home or in

780
00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:19,960
Dublin

781
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,260
you'd only see one of them up

782
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:21,780
in Dublin

783
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,340
yeah big cities now

784
00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,120
isn't it great

785
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,280
no that's the big the beacon

786
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,790
that's a nightclub yeah disco

787
00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:32,440
nightclub they come from Dublin

788
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,040
even

789
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,830
and buses switched on this is

790
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:37,010
down to this it's packed I

791
00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:39,100
believe it's very good that was

792
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,000
the ballroom

793
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,860
Dickie Rock and Joe Dolan and

794
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:42,860
Joe Dolan

795
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,860
It can be to go to those days.

796
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:46,280
Yeah, it was great. Every night

797
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,660
of the week, there was a

798
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,350
different artisan and it was

799
00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:51,500
absolutely brilliant. There's

800
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,230
us, they're after doing this up,

801
00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:54,620
lovely. And I believe there's a

802
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,660
new Italian restaurant around

803
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:56,900
there. Can we have a look? Yeah,

804
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,110
come on, we have a look. Now,

805
00:25:58,110 --> 00:25:59,360
there's a quarter term coming

806
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,110
up in the world. There's an abracababra

807
00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:02,580
and a new Italian restaurant.

808
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:03,980
Oh, brilliant.

809
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,710
Do you have the menu? No. See

810
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,510
what's on the menu? Oh, God.

811
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:08,970
See how lovely you can have a

812
00:26:08,970 --> 00:26:10,360
Mediterranean dish or an

813
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,300
Italian dish. Now, which would

814
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,130
you like? We'll treat ourselves

815
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:15,880
some light and bitter. It'd be

816
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:16,820
lovely.

817
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:18,230
Yeah, I don't know if I'm going

818
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:19,500
to be able to make it through

819
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,860
the rest of this, but there's

820
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:22,500
still, we're 10 minutes in.

821
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,920
Hopefully it picks up. I want

822
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,180
to see more of the community

823
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:26,060
activists.

824
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:28,260
Now, that's a great bit of

825
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:31,200
music. I like that one. It's a

826
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,680
classic piece.

827
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:37,820
Lovely bit of stock going into

828
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:43,770
that there. Chris McBee, thank

829
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:49,120
you very much for the tip. Okay.

830
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:49,240
Okay.

831
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,160
Inside the new Italian

832
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,000
restaurant, Chef Dara Hughes is

833
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,640
getting ready to launch a pasta

834
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,480
assault on Cortan's traditional

835
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,440
bunburger habits.

836
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:04,340
Bunburger.

837
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,990
Well, today's a big day for us.

838
00:27:12,990 --> 00:27:14,550
So, it's the first night that

839
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:15,750
we've got all the menus

840
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:17,640
together. We're open tonight.

841
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,160
We're treating all the staff

842
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,680
and all the people that were

843
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,190
working involved in the whole

844
00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:24,450
project. So, there tonight, it's

845
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:25,910
a bit of a tester for us, but

846
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,370
we have to have everything

847
00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:28,400
right tonight.

848
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,050
All right. There's three areas

849
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,360
all under one roof. So, you're

850
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,450
going for three areas of the

851
00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:36,790
market. There's a takeaway.

852
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:37,900
There's a sit-down grill bar

853
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,160
and diner. And then we have the

854
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,540
Italian restaurant, which we're

855
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,710
opening tonight, Il Molino. And,

856
00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:45,330
uh, so it's, it's a multitude

857
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,560
of, a multitude of eating

858
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,530
experiences all under one roof.

859
00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:53,270
Hopefully so. But, uh, they're

860
00:27:53,270 --> 00:27:55,320
going inside. But they just use

861
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,320
this as a come-through area.

862
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,340
It's a staff motivator, you

863
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,980
know. We have a reasonably

864
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,680
blunt edge on it, so it's more

865
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,510
so, um, crushing the bone than

866
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,670
cutting clean through it. There

867
00:28:06,670 --> 00:28:08,520
you go. Dave, hurry up now. And

868
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,020
it was very, uh, shiny as well.

869
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,560
It had a great, great

870
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,980
reflection on it. Dave, hurry

871
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:17,710
up now. And I liked the shot of

872
00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:19,960
the chips just soaking.

873
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,140
Is that in the fat? This is a

874
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,960
come-through area.

875
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,390
This is a come-through area, he

876
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:28,120
says. But I don't know. Are

877
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,400
they in water? Are they defrosting?

878
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,150
Or is that in oil? Is that just

879
00:28:32,150 --> 00:28:33,920
the chip cooker itself? It's a

880
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,460
massive situation.

881
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,800
Come-through area.

882
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:38,420
De-starching.

883
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,800
So, um...

884
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,980
Back at Woodside...

885
00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:41,560
Cutting clean...

886
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,600
Back to the, uh...

887
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,890
The circus music of the, the

888
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:46,680
houses.

889
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:47,520
In through it.

890
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:48,500
The lady in the house.

891
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,860
You know. Dave, hurry up.

892
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:51,200
I think maybe she's sorting out

893
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,040
holiday homes.

894
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:52,220
No.

895
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,520
Back at Woodside, Daphne is her

896
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,200
own best staff motivator.

897
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,130
...clubs, log basket, picture,

898
00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:01,470
microwave, first aid kit, fire

899
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:04,630
extinguisher, fire blanket, toaster,

900
00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:06,620
kettle, bread mill.

901
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,460
Six...

902
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:10,460
Beer...

903
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,820
Water glasses, six white

904
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:15,920
glasses, six water glasses, six

905
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,720
dinner plates, five plates,

906
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,830
saucers, cereal soup bowls, egg

907
00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:24,560
cups, six cups, teapot.

908
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,780
Kathy, what am I?

909
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,360
Oh, she's very tough.

910
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:29,860
What do you call me?

911
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:30,920
The slave driver.

912
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,120
The slave driver.

913
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,580
I thought we just...

914
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:35,620
I didn't know you knew that.

915
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,580
That used to be our secret.

916
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:39,480
Okay.

917
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,760
And again!

918
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:43,200
Why...

919
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:43,640
They have...

920
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,500
Have they no out?

921
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:45,460
They've got no out.

922
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,640
They could have just...

923
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,320
Gone out after slave driver.

924
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,800
Because that was a nice bit.

925
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,480
You don't have to put the

926
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,280
comedy fucking...

927
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,400
Boy-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

928
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,820
What even is going boing in

929
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:55,360
there?

930
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,640
There's no fucking need for it.

931
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:57,480
Driver.

932
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,420
Slave driver.

933
00:29:59,100 --> 00:29:59,540
Just there.

934
00:29:59,660 --> 00:29:59,920
Cut.

935
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:00,780
That's great.

936
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,280
We're all happy with that.

937
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,400
I thought we just...

938
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,400
I didn't know you knew that.

939
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:07,460
That used to be our secret.

940
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,380
Okay.

941
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:10,640
Dillard!

942
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:12,040
At the Stockford House Hotel...

943
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,580
Used to be our secret blue flag

944
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:14,380
bolognese.

945
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,360
Thank you very much.

946
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,000
All business is good business.

947
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:18,890
As far as Catherine is

948
00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:19,440
concerned.

949
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:21,880
Tonight, there's a traveller's

950
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,400
21st birthday party here.

951
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,560
And we're in a state of

952
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,120
absolute panic and chaos.

953
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:27,880
As always.

954
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,180
Yeah, Peter, I want you.

955
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:30,580
Peter.

956
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,460
This is Peter Cloth here.

957
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,140
Well, I haven't watched this

958
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,060
episode, so I'm a bit concerned

959
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,560
now as to how this is going

960
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,180
to play out.

961
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,420
And, you know, we need to

962
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,080
really be on our fucking best.

963
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,460
Our right-hand man who does

964
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,670
everything, and I mean

965
00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:45,460
literally everything, dear.

966
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:46,100
Keep it sound there, okay.

967
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,240
Could you just...

968
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,400
There's a sink under the stairs,

969
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,250
which needs to be put into the

970
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,220
room across and locked in.

971
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,580
COVID-19!

972
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,740
Period of concern.

973
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,860
And watch out.

974
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:58,860
I've heard there's a new

975
00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:00,080
variant doing the rounds.

976
00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:01,720
Thank you very much, Kielty,

977
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,680
for the tip there.

978
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:04,580
I hope you're getting on well.

979
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:05,180
Met you outside.

980
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:06,420
Met you last Christmas

981
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:08,080
listening to News Talk outside

982
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,580
meta.

983
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:09,740
Thank you very much.

984
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,900
It sounds like something myself

985
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,780
or our good friend Connor would

986
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:14,220
do.

987
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,530
Under the stairs, which needs

988
00:31:15,530 --> 00:31:16,960
to be put into the room across.

989
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,780
Oh, yeah.

990
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,340
I did.

991
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,040
Yeah, he did.

992
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,840
Yeah, fucking legend, man.

993
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,440
Thank you very much.

994
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,590
From Connor, actually, I want

995
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,810
to say thanks very much, Banner,

996
00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:25,640
for the tip there.

997
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,070
Kielty, I love the way in which

998
00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:30,320
you said,

999
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,880
Bezos is in there, man.

1000
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,180
And he's listening to News Talk.

1001
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,630
You kind of out-Conored Connor

1002
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,220
in his own video.

1003
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,550
Thank you very much there, Kielbaras

1004
00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:43,560
United.

1005
00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:45,300
Or Kielbaras United.

1006
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,980
And all the best, lads.

1007
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,100
There's the television behind

1008
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,650
the desk, which he's been taken

1009
00:31:51,650 --> 00:31:52,730
out and put into the front room

1010
00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:53,620
and locked in there.

1011
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,460
And he's listening to News Talk.

1012
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:58,580
And the stairs.

1013
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,320
And the ones upstairs.

1014
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,360
What's going on here?

1015
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,820
Are they locking the doors

1016
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:05,480
upstairs in the fucking hotel

1017
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,130
for the wedding that's coming

1018
00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:07,540
up?

1019
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:08,510
He's been taken out and put

1020
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:09,620
into the front room and locked

1021
00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:10,160
in there.

1022
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,080
That's the key from that.

1023
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:12,980
And the stairs.

1024
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,720
And the ones upstairs.

1025
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,760
But Brian will do that.

1026
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,040
We're just putting things out

1027
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,100
of the way.

1028
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,010
Television's around the front

1029
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:22,560
room.

1030
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,280
We just brought him in out of

1031
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,000
the way.

1032
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,640
And we locked the front way.

1033
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,350
Lock the front room and bring

1034
00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:29,020
him in here.

1035
00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,010
And they sent him to be locked

1036
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:30,440
as well.

1037
00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:31,670
I think it's limited to where

1038
00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:32,320
they can go.

1039
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,600
A lot of people don't make them

1040
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,280
so welcome.

1041
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,680
So this is the problem for them.

1042
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,360
This is Brian here.

1043
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:38,780
Brian?

1044
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,240
This is Brian.

1045
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:41,660
Hi.

1046
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,520
Who is also a barman.

1047
00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:46,130
That was a nice entrance there

1048
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,080
as well.

1049
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,500
I'd like to be able to go into.

1050
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,960
Make an entrance like this.

1051
00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:53,280
Do you know if there's any

1052
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,860
situation over Christmas.

1053
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:56,940
Where you're visiting family or

1054
00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:57,620
friends.

1055
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,720
Or you're moving into a room.

1056
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,400
This is the entrance I want to

1057
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:01,920
make.

1058
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,640
Like this.

1059
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,280
Like that.

1060
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,340
Oh yeah.

1061
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,680
Oh yeah.

1062
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:10,700
Oh yeah.

1063
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,260
This is Bryce.

1064
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:14,740
Mary Nestor.

1065
00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:15,580
Thank you very much.

1066
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,480
Every f***ing studio at night.

1067
00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:19,320
Insurance companies.

1068
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:21,420
Producers.

1069
00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:23,640
Thank you very much Darren.

1070
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,850
Word on the street is there's a

1071
00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,020
picture of Konzo in the rock

1072
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,100
room at the drop.

1073
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,020
I'll let him know about that.

1074
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,320
And thank you very much.

1075
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,880
Obama but he's having to do

1076
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,280
sandwiches as well.

1077
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,350
As a matter of fact we're all

1078
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,160
doing sandwiches.

1079
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,780
We should all be doing them now.

1080
00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:40,600
I must go and do sandwiches.

1081
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,520
See you later.

1082
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,380
I must go and do sandwiches.

1083
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,500
See you later.

1084
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,510
Alan Switzer isn't too pleased

1085
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:51,290
with Catherine's choice of

1086
00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,300
clientele.

1087
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:52,960
Switzerland.

1088
00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:54,680
That's why you always gotta

1089
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,540
keep your eyes Switzer'd.

1090
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,740
And watch your Switzer.

1091
00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:00,720
Thank you very much there.

1092
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:05,100
Francis.

1093
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:05,420
Francis.

1094
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:05,420
Francis.

1095
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,140
Francis.

1096
00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:07,770
I've adopted a kitten without a

1097
00:34:07,770 --> 00:34:08,160
tail.

1098
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:08,740
Can you.

1099
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,180
You are the chat.

1100
00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:11,320
Help me come up with the name.

1101
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:13,580
Probably f***ing.

1102
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,140
I don't know.

1103
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:14,580
Manx.

1104
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:16,000
Isn't that a Manx cat?

1105
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,040
Thank you for.

1106
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,300
Your glorious tip.

1107
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:22,520
Mr.

1108
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:22,940
Keelty.

1109
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,820
Thank you very very much there.

1110
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,160
I hope you're getting on well.

1111
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:26,800
And.

1112
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,900
Keep it locked to news talk.

1113
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:30,160
All day.

1114
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:30,840
Every day.

1115
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,880
Charge your soul.

1116
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,760
We should all be doing them now.

1117
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,580
So this is.

1118
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:38,320
This hotel here is having a

1119
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,140
wedding.

1120
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,480
With.

1121
00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:41,880
You know.

1122
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,440
And Switzer is not happy with.

1123
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,280
The wedding.

1124
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,020
See you later.

1125
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:47,620
Clientel.

1126
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:48,340
Alan Switzer.

1127
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,270
Isn't too pleased with

1128
00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:50,840
Catherine's choice of clientele.

1129
00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:53,620
Well in my opinion.

1130
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,290
She's encouraging the wrong

1131
00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:56,500
type of business.

1132
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:57,800
For the area.

1133
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,250
Any of the other premises in

1134
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,360
the town.

1135
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,460
Will not entertain.

1136
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:03,540
The people that.

1137
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:05,400
She will bring into the town.

1138
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,030
We're dealing with heavy

1139
00:35:09,030 --> 00:35:10,900
concepts.

1140
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:12,180
You know.

1141
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:12,760
Are we.

1142
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,880
Are we dealing with.

1143
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:15,660
Discrimination.

1144
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,900
Are we dealing with.

1145
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:18,320
Social issues.

1146
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,300
Heavy social issues.

1147
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,140
Because there's a debate.

1148
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,240
Obviously out there.

1149
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,980
And this is not the right place.

1150
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,620
Or time for it.

1151
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:24,700
Neither am I.

1152
00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:25,770
Someone who should even be in

1153
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:26,340
the center.

1154
00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:27,220
Of such a debate.

1155
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,180
But what I am saying is that.

1156
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,860
When you're dealing with issues.

1157
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:31,920
Such as this.

1158
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,740
Do you then.

1159
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,760
Cut out.

1160
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,680
Of the.

1161
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,560
Debate.

1162
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:37,280
To.

1163
00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:38,100
Some.

1164
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,420
Honky tonk.

1165
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:40,500
Circus.

1166
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,860
Foolery music.

1167
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,580
I don't know.

1168
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:43,140
She would.

1169
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:43,980
She would bring it.

1170
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:45,620
Thank you.

1171
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:46,140
Thank you very much.

1172
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:46,860
There are clone named.

1173
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:47,400
Gipsaw.

1174
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:48,980
And Luigi Mancione.

1175
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,470
Any of the other premises in

1176
00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:51,160
the town.

1177
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,260
Will not entertain.

1178
00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:53,340
The people that.

1179
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:53,940
She would.

1180
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:55,180
She would bring into the town.

1181
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,000
Today is the.

1182
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:00,760
Opening of Woodside.

1183
00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:01,280
And.

1184
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,960
The lads are outside.

1185
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:03,980
Putting up the sign.

1186
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:04,880
And.

1187
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:05,720
We're just going to have a

1188
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,780
little bit of a celebration.

1189
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:07,700
It's a.

1190
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:09,400
Glorious day for it.

1191
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:09,940
And.

1192
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,150
We're all really looking

1193
00:36:11,150 --> 00:36:12,020
forward to it.

1194
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,520
What's going on here?

1195
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:14,720
I don't even know.

1196
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,100
It was my understanding.

1197
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:17,640
When we first saw this.

1198
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:18,460
Piece.

1199
00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:19,920
That they were like.

1200
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,480
A letting agency.

1201
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,830
And they were counting the

1202
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:23,920
fucking cutlery.

1203
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,600
And the plates.

1204
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,820
And making sure everything was.

1205
00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:26,570
It seems to know his way around

1206
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:26,960
the block.

1207
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,200
You know.

1208
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,500
Counted for before people came

1209
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:28,760
in.

1210
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,100
How about you?

1211
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,660
And now they're just.

1212
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,200
They're in their shorts.

1213
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:32,840
It seems to know his way.

1214
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,560
They're.

1215
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,560
They're making food.

1216
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,320
And having a laugh.

1217
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,040
I don't know what.

1218
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,680
What's going on.

1219
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,680
Thank you very much.

1220
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,640
Umbro Socks.

1221
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,440
And sensual piece.

1222
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,420
Of.

1223
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,320
Pudding.

1224
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,760
I'm just fine and dandy.

1225
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,640
Are you sure?

1226
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,120
I'm okay.

1227
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,080
Thank you very much anonymous.

1228
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:56,100
I still don't know what's going

1229
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,420
on here.

1230
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,780
So I met the make right now.

1231
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:01,080
I have to speak on the junk.

1232
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:10,000
I have my red ribbon.

1233
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:11,660
And the champagne.

1234
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,660
Two bottles.

1235
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:14,380
One to drink.

1236
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,220
And one to.

1237
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:19,600
Open it.

1238
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,440
Officially.

1239
00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:22,320
Woodside owner.

1240
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,020
Hedley Fleming.

1241
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,240
Isn't afraid to get his hands

1242
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:24,720
dirty.

1243
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,480
Top's off.

1244
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,450
It's nice to see you with a

1245
00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:27,440
shovel in your hand.

1246
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,580
I was born on one definitely.

1247
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,700
Hey Hedley we should have put

1248
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,440
24 hours.

1249
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
After that and four weeks

1250
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:32,920
within.

1251
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:34,460
He looks.

1252
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,040
Your man looks Dutch.

1253
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:37,960
Doesn't he look like.

1254
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:39,630
He'd be living in Amsterdam in

1255
00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,580
the 70s.

1256
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:41,910
Thank you very much there

1257
00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:43,080
wedding lockdown.

1258
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:44,570
24 hours after that and four

1259
00:37:44,570 --> 00:37:45,380
weeks within.

1260
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,180
Trevor might object to that.

1261
00:37:49,180 --> 00:37:51,320
To the delight of my husband.

1262
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,740
I was going to say.

1263
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,940
Thank God it's the husband.

1264
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:55,880
Because that was a.

1265
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:57,480
Lingering touch.

1266
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,380
Puff that way a bit Shay.

1267
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,160
A bit more vertical there.

1268
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:01,340
Great thanks.

1269
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,120
I'm going to give my raise.

1270
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,680
My husband.

1271
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:03,760
He's a bitch.

1272
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,120
I was Chinese.

1273
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,240
If I tickle you here.

1274
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:06,880
What happens?

1275
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,960
What about if I tickle you?

1276
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,880
That the tip music there with

1277
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,880
the sensual sleazy saxophone

1278
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,650
just came in right at that

1279
00:38:15,650 --> 00:38:16,200
moment.

1280
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,200
While she was tickling her

1281
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,610
husband who doesn't have a top

1282
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:20,040
on.

1283
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,560
fancy glass job.

1284
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,220
Thank you very much there for

1285
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:27,680
the tip.

1286
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:29,840
OK.

1287
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:29,840
OK.

1288
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,140
OK.

1289
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:30,880
Get out of the way.

1290
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,700
Stop calling havoc.

1291
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:34,990
So finally the troops line out

1292
00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:37,420
for Daphne's official launch.

1293
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,720
So I'll just say that I...

1294
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,180
Wait, it's going to fall.

1295
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,540
Okay, I christened this

1296
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:47,460
prestigious development.

1297
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,360
Yay!

1298
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:53,640
Woo, woo, woo!

1299
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,760
If this hit comes back and hits

1300
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,180
me...

1301
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,880
Don't you do that to...

1302
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,520
Champagne had 50 pesos.

1303
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,240
You do that to bolts, and that

1304
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,150
looks dangerous if it's going

1305
00:39:05,150 --> 00:39:06,540
to smash right here.

1306
00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,940
You know, at least when it's

1307
00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:10,350
against the steel hull of a

1308
00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,280
massive ship,

1309
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,720
it flies down and you're in a

1310
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,440
safe distance, but...

1311
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,320
This looks dangerous.

1312
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,800
I wouldn't fucking smash...

1313
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,790
A champagne bottle off of a

1314
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:22,040
wooden signpost in front of my

1315
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:22,740
face.

1316
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:31,940
Oh, fucking...

1317
00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:33,540
Dodgy enough, like.

1318
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:41,120
I wonder...

1319
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,850
And it was a real deal bottle

1320
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:43,420
as well.

1321
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,080
Yay!

1322
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:48,420
Yay!

1323
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,620
The good ship lollipop.

1324
00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,120
And chocolate starfish, thank

1325
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,940
you very much.

1326
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,000
And selected ambient Wexford.

1327
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,180
Don't give it odors.

1328
00:39:59,180 --> 00:39:59,560
So no.

1329
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,380
Thank you very much there.

1330
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,170
You've actually got a

1331
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,220
girlfriend ever had me.

1332
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:03,720
Yeah.

1333
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,220
Lost right there.

1334
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:07,690
First summer I worked here,

1335
00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:09,100
like...

1336
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,100
It's a B-watch...

1337
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,310
There was a few fellas, like,

1338
00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:12,410
you get to know the Dubliners

1339
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,630
coming down and stuff, and you

1340
00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:14,650
know, there was a few nice

1341
00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:16,100
fellas around, but eh...

1342
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,240
You kind of get to know the

1343
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:17,720
crowd.

1344
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,690
This is like my fifth year

1345
00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:19,570
working here now, so you kind

1346
00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:20,100
of...

1347
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,100
You know people too well, so...

1348
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,100
It's time...

1349
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,100
It's time to change...

1350
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:25,100
You've gone through them all.

1351
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,100
I have not.

1352
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:29,100
Light-hearted...

1353
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,100
Jeeps...

1354
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:31,100
By the sea.

1355
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:32,100
This is their Riviera.

1356
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,100
This is their Riviera.

1357
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,100
Court Town Riviera, isn't it?

1358
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,100
Court Town Riviera, and...

1359
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,730
That's the way we look at the

1360
00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:39,100
sunny south-east.

1361
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,100
It's lovely, isn't it?

1362
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:43,100
Why would you go anywhere else?

1363
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,100
Yeah.

1364
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,380
Because we have our own food,

1365
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,100
our own money.

1366
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:47,500
It's not for the money, it's

1367
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,100
not for the food, so...

1368
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:50,100
We have...

1369
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:53,100
Yeah, so...

1370
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,570
We're happy in any way down

1371
00:40:54,570 --> 00:40:55,100
here.

1372
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,100
Nice times.

1373
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,100
It really is, look, a project.

1374
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:03,100
It's like something you've done

1375
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,100
as a project.

1376
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:08,440
Great transition, yeah, great

1377
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,100
fade out there.

1378
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,100
Wow, and this is it.

1379
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,100
The Stockford House.

1380
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,560
The catering, white-sliced,

1381
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,100
batch-loafs catering level.

1382
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:22,140
So that's not, you know, your O'Hara's

1383
00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:23,100
white-sliced.

1384
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:24,100
It's kind of...

1385
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,100
It's by the...

1386
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,100
By the dozen and by the pound.

1387
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,630
And there's nothing like it as

1388
00:41:28,630 --> 00:41:29,100
well.

1389
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,100
Just the exoticism...

1390
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,100
Of a massive pot...

1391
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,100
Of cocktail sausages.

1392
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,100
With a...

1393
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,100
With a...

1394
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,230
A pumping powerhouse of a

1395
00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:39,100
backing track.

1396
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,030
When you think about chat

1397
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,100
topics on the net...

1398
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,100
It was going...

1399
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,100
It's party time!

1400
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,100
It's party time!

1401
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,100
It's party time!

1402
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,100
Thank you very much there, Shteelee.

1403
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,100
For the tip.

1404
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,100
But see if you can hear it here.

1405
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:52,350
The shot of the sausages and

1406
00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:53,100
then...

1407
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,100
It's party time!

1408
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,100
Party time!

1409
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,100
At the Stockford House Hotel,

1410
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,440
things are well in hand for the

1411
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,160
arrival of the traveller's 21st

1412
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,100
birthday party.

1413
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:06,100
And look at all the mayonnaise...

1414
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:08,100
And butter...

1415
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,520
It's just rounds after rounds

1416
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,100
after rounds of sandwiches.

1417
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,100
What are we putting on these?

1418
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,100
Ham?

1419
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,100
Eh...

1420
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,100
What?

1421
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,100
That was a long...

1422
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,090
Fucking wait after that

1423
00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:27,100
question.

1424
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:27,810
Like what are we putting on

1425
00:42:27,810 --> 00:42:28,100
these?

1426
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,100
Ham?

1427
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,820
And they've already made 500 of

1428
00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:31,100
them.

1429
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,100
Have they just...

1430
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,100
They've made so many sandwiches.

1431
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,100
They're in a sandwich funk.

1432
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:37,180
And then they've forgotten what

1433
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,100
they're fucking doing.

1434
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,100
What are we putting on these?

1435
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,100
Ham?

1436
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,100
Eh...

1437
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,100
One.

1438
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,100
What?

1439
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,100
Potato!

1440
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:46,100
Potato's done with us, yeah?

1441
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,100
We like...

1442
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,100
High standard of cuisine.

1443
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:48,760
You need baskets, put out

1444
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,100
baskets.

1445
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,100
Then we've no baskets, honey.

1446
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,100
They're eating them.

1447
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,100
Your man's eating them, like.

1448
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,100
Then we've no baskets, honey.

1449
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,100
There's gonna be none left.

1450
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,100
Put them bread.

1451
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,100
No.

1452
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,100
They're eating them.

1453
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,100
You're man's eating them, like.

1454
00:42:58,100 --> 00:42:59,100
Then we've no baskets, honey.

1455
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:00,100
There's gonna be none left.

1456
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:01,100
Put them bread.

1457
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,100
No.

1458
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,100
They're eating them.

1459
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:04,100
They're eating them.

1460
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,100
They're eating them, like.

1461
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,100
They're eating them, like.

1462
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,100
They're eating them, like.

1463
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,100
They're eating them, like.

1464
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,100
They're eating them, like.

1465
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,100
There's gonna be none left.

1466
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,100
Put them bread.

1467
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,100
No.

1468
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:14,100
I'm telling you it's okay.

1469
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,100
That's not true.

1470
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,260
Catter is disastrous when it

1471
00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:19,100
comes to organizing.

1472
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,100
Absolutely.

1473
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,100
But it's not.

1474
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,100
It's not.

1475
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,100
It's not.

1476
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,100
It's not.

1477
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,080
Not even any butter on that

1478
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,220
little slicing there that the

1479
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:30,600
ham was going on and more

1480
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:34,760
Comedy sound effects. The boing

1481
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,900
is back. This is boing number

1482
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,580
three. We've already heard two

1483
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,580
Different variations of boing

1484
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:42,260
and this is the third boing

1485
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,150
Real program by the way real

1486
00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:50,160
taxpayers money was used to

1487
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,340
make this this isn't a college

1488
00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:53,040
project

1489
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,180
Thank you very much Wanti for

1490
00:43:57,180 --> 00:44:02,340
the tip there and steely. Thank

1491
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:03,980
you very much

1492
00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:11,620
I

1493
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:17,290
Another boing another boing scott

1494
00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:19,870
overton. Thank you very much. I

1495
00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:21,100
would have just gone well

1496
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,730
We've already used fucking

1497
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:23,820
three boings in quick

1498
00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:24,980
succession. I

1499
00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,370
Don't use another boing at the

1500
00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,080
end like

1501
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:29,730
Full confidence always in

1502
00:44:29,730 --> 00:44:31,600
everything being perfect and

1503
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,540
everything running smoothly

1504
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:36,880
No sign of sliced ham or crisp

1505
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,260
sandwiches back at immolino

1506
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,240
I use lots of cream lots of

1507
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,420
butter, you know

1508
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,720
eggs

1509
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,830
everything you shouldn't have

1510
00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:50,950
really you know because you

1511
00:44:50,950 --> 00:44:52,410
know who wants to live a

1512
00:44:52,410 --> 00:44:54,040
miserable life and stay

1513
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:57,240
Living for 75, you know you can

1514
00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,080
burn die crumple up with 40

1515
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:02,460
Actually sounds better go again

1516
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:04,800
to say I'd like to get to 75 to

1517
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800
be honest. I don't want to

1518
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,320
fucking crumple up at 40, you

1519
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:09,920
know

1520
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,800
because you know who wants to

1521
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,440
live a miserable life and stay

1522
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,600
living for 75, you know?

1523
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,520
Well, I mean if it's if you've

1524
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,890
if you know it need and be

1525
00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:21,520
miserable if you can get to

1526
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:21,920
that

1527
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,480
We've already seen the you know

1528
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,810
the elderly ladies who are

1529
00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,020
enjoying their time out

1530
00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:27,930
Look, I know he's just being flitted.

1531
00:45:27,930 --> 00:45:29,440
He's just having a laugh like I'm

1532
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,400
not being serious. I'm burning

1533
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,420
die crumple up at 40

1534
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,340
You have to use the cream

1535
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:38,340
You have to use the cream

1536
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:41,970
He's our electrician and he

1537
00:45:41,970 --> 00:45:43,570
spends three hours here an hour

1538
00:45:43,570 --> 00:45:44,920
and a half of which he looks

1539
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,450
for his mobile phone that he's

1540
00:45:46,450 --> 00:45:47,660
left down somewhere

1541
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:50,810
Did you find your mobile yet

1542
00:45:50,810 --> 00:45:51,660
Pat?

1543
00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:59,100
pure crack unadulterated crack

1544
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:00,940
where where was past during

1545
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,920
this little piece was was pat

1546
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,890
behind the camera keep losing

1547
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:05,860
mobile phone?

1548
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:07,890
That keeps losing his mobile

1549
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,270
phone. So this created a lovely

1550
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:12,820
bit of this 45 seconds worth of

1551
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,570
great quality content for the

1552
00:46:15,570 --> 00:46:16,100
piece

1553
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,170
The situation where a man we

1554
00:46:18,170 --> 00:46:20,510
haven't even met before called

1555
00:46:20,510 --> 00:46:22,400
Pat seems to have lost his

1556
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:22,940
phone

1557
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,250
But we don't get to see him. We

1558
00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,480
only see him escaping

1559
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,060
That's our electrician and he

1560
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:32,150
spends three hours here an hour

1561
00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:33,600
and a half of which he looks

1562
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,260
for his mobile phone that he's

1563
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,500
left down somewhere

1564
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,490
Did you find your mobile yet

1565
00:46:39,490 --> 00:46:40,300
Pat?

1566
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,680
That's having none of it

1567
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,230
Did you find your mobile yet

1568
00:46:45,230 --> 00:46:45,680
Pat?

1569
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:52,940
Thank you

1570
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,840
Thank you very much there Bodega

1571
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,440
Jones for the tip

1572
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:01,000
The weather is very important

1573
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,520
any seaside resort. Hello guys

1574
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,150
If you don't get the weather

1575
00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:08,010
you have unhappy people. You

1576
00:47:08,010 --> 00:47:09,280
can't build sandcastles

1577
00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:12,250
How are you lads? How's it

1578
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,500
going? How you well? Not a

1579
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,940
bother. Are you going for pints?

1580
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:18,160
I know. I'll give you cards. We're

1581
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:23,210
going for a few women. Is there

1582
00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:24,710
many round? I've seen a few

1583
00:47:24,710 --> 00:47:26,380
going up there. There's a nice

1584
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:28,070
one there now. How do you think

1585
00:47:28,070 --> 00:47:29,740
you are? See if we get a couple

1586
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:31,840
of young ones. Huh? No, it's

1587
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,360
not an outrunner at all. Outrunner's

1588
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,430
not young. Why? I'd kick you

1589
00:47:36,430 --> 00:47:38,490
big on out of them. Would it?

1590
00:47:38,490 --> 00:47:40,760
Would you? Ah, you're off to me.

1591
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,930
You're hardy lads though. Let's

1592
00:47:41,930 --> 00:47:43,090
keep an eye on you. You want

1593
00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:44,560
something to start us off, you

1594
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,990
know. Ah, I'll keep an eye on

1595
00:47:45,990 --> 00:47:47,740
you, definitely. You're a very

1596
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,420
simsic card. Yeah? You want a

1597
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:50,300
good battery.

1598
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:52,700
But for all the good humour,

1599
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:55,400
real anxiety. For all the good

1600
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,900
humour, real anxiety is just

1601
00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:00,320
around the corner. But I like

1602
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,120
the way the guards say it. Go

1603
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,460
and build in sandcastles. Go

1604
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,640
and build in sandcastles.

1605
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,990
If you don't get the weather,

1606
00:48:07,990 --> 00:48:09,400
you have unhappy people. You

1607
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,780
can't build sandcastles.

1608
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,990
It sounds so nice and friendly.

1609
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,170
You can't build sandcastles. If

1610
00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:17,460
you don't have the good weather,

1611
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:18,640
then...

1612
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,320
You can't build sandcastles.

1613
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,720
How are you lads? How are you

1614
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:23,790
going? How are you? And then

1615
00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:24,640
the comedy music...

1616
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,490
Into these lads. Does the

1617
00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:28,640
comedy music stay on the fellas?

1618
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,590
Thank you very much there, Il

1619
00:48:30,590 --> 00:48:31,360
Molino.

1620
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,360
Oh, no. I gave me cards.

1621
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,840
We're going further there. See,

1622
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,860
we get a few women.

1623
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,310
Peacock? Yeah. Hmm? Is that

1624
00:48:41,310 --> 00:48:43,000
many around? I've seen a few

1625
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,360
going up there. This is nice

1626
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:44,660
one.

1627
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:46,350
But for all the good humour,

1628
00:48:46,350 --> 00:48:48,260
real anxieties are surfacing in

1629
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:49,280
the village.

1630
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:50,760
What they're doing now wouldn't

1631
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,240
come back? Hmm.

1632
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,120
Does it continue with that

1633
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,040
development there? They

1634
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,270
certainly wouldn't. No, that,

1635
00:48:55,270 --> 00:48:56,020
that, that...

1636
00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:57,940
Too much, you think, too quick,

1637
00:48:57,940 --> 00:49:00,490
is it? I like the point of sale,

1638
00:49:00,490 --> 00:49:05,100
the John Player Blue signage,

1639
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:06,770
and just the way things are

1640
00:49:06,770 --> 00:49:08,780
laid out in this shop. The kind

1641
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:09,860
of brown...

1642
00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:13,860
The MDMF... MDMF. Fucking hell.

1643
00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:16,260
MDF sort of finishing on the

1644
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:17,860
cigarette box.

1645
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:20,320
And that maybe contains scratch

1646
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,640
cards as well. And then you

1647
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,150
have the classic HB lineup. All

1648
00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:27,520
the big players. Your twister.

1649
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,780
Your freaky foot. Your fucking

1650
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:32,430
screwball. Your, uh... whatever

1651
00:49:32,430 --> 00:49:33,860
else. Your brunch.

1652
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:35,860
What? Too much, too quick.

1653
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:37,460
Much too quick. Well, basically,

1654
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:38,400
when you get that, there's only

1655
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,310
two kinds of people coming here

1656
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:40,280
in the future. That's the quick

1657
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:40,860
and the dead.

1658
00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:44,860
That's what I'm doing. MDMF, lads.

1659
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:47,850
Boof, boof, boof. Johnny Blue.

1660
00:49:47,850 --> 00:49:48,860
Boof, boof.

1661
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,300
Give us a brunch. Boof, boof,

1662
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:50,860
boof, boof.

1663
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860
Boof, boof, boof, boof, boof.

1664
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860
Corktown, Corktown.

1665
00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:54,300
Local people who love to hear

1666
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,860
all their lies won't count.

1667
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:56,860
I like that.

1668
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860
I have questions there.

1669
00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:58,860
I think...

1670
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:01,020
That's a classic move you see

1671
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:03,380
done by lads all around towns

1672
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:05,280
everywhere you go. It's the

1673
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,860
scratch in the ear. But I like

1674
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:08,860
to see it. It's a classic...

1675
00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,790
That's a classic piece. But

1676
00:50:11,790 --> 00:50:13,460
have you ever seen the deluxe

1677
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,730
move? Which is when fellas use

1678
00:50:15,730 --> 00:50:17,880
the car keys. They're chatting

1679
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,480
to you with the car keys in the

1680
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,220
ear as well. That's a classic

1681
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:21,860
move.

1682
00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:23,320
People who love to hear all

1683
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,860
their lies won't count.

1684
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:26,950
A lot of hard questions there.

1685
00:50:26,950 --> 00:50:28,860
I think I go a bit further.

1686
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,860
See ya, Dickon. See ya. See ya,

1687
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:30,860
Lily.

1688
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:32,860
He was talking about...

1689
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,060
I don't know what the chat...

1690
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:35,060
Sorry, I need to hear what the

1691
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:35,860
conversation was.

1692
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:37,470
People who call me here in the

1693
00:50:37,470 --> 00:50:39,280
future. That's a quick and the

1694
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:39,860
dead.

1695
00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,340
The local people who live here

1696
00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:42,860
all their lies won't count.

1697
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:44,980
A lot of hard questions there.

1698
00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:46,860
I think I go a bit further.

1699
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:49,350
See ya, Dickon. See ya. See ya,

1700
00:50:49,350 --> 00:50:49,860
Lily.

1701
00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:51,240
He was talking about all the

1702
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,740
holiday houses that have been

1703
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:54,180
built on the outskirts of the

1704
00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:54,860
village.

1705
00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:57,560
The 1800 to 2000 that are being

1706
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,210
built under the tax incentive

1707
00:50:59,210 --> 00:50:59,860
scheme.

1708
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:01,920
And to him, he says they spoil

1709
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,860
the place.

1710
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,720
And he's worrying about what

1711
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,860
they'll attract.

1712
00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:07,620
But they're short term lettings

1713
00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:09,400
from newspapers and television

1714
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:09,860
ads.

1715
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,540
I like the tone of the piece.

1716
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,860
The way it's gone to dusk.

1717
00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:18,390
And there's a full moon. There's

1718
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:19,860
a full moon as well.

1719
00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,530
You know, it's just setting

1720
00:51:21,530 --> 00:51:22,860
something up here.

1721
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:25,180
And he's worrying about what

1722
00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:26,860
they'll attract.

1723
00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:29,860
An anxiety. Anxiety is building.

1724
00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:31,660
Television ads. It's so worried

1725
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:32,860
it's in the village.

1726
00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:34,530
Everybody is a little concerned

1727
00:51:34,530 --> 00:51:35,860
at the moment about it.

1728
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,860
And waiting to see what happens.

1729
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:39,470
Just a company car now while

1730
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:41,290
having about two or three years

1731
00:51:41,290 --> 00:51:41,860
time.

1732
00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:43,860
And waiting to see what happens.

1733
00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:45,860
They want to swap.

1734
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:46,980
Back at the Staufford,

1735
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,560
Catherine's staff are welcoming

1736
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,070
the traveller party that nobody

1737
00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:50,860
else wanted.

1738
00:51:50,860 --> 00:52:04,110
it. This is James mother here.

1739
00:52:04,110 --> 00:52:10,370
I'm his mother. She's got this

1740
00:52:10,370 --> 00:52:16,760
beautiful cake. I'm lighting

1741
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,460
the candles now and hopefully

1742
00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:20,220
they'll say happy birthday and

1743
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,940
then he's going to blow it out

1744
00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:23,320
and all his wishes will come

1745
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:23,760
true.

1746
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:35,360
Happy birthday to you.

1747
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:39,560
Happy birthday to you.

1748
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,360
Happy birthday to you.

1749
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,380
Happy birthday to you.

1750
00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:49,080
The birthday boy seems happy.

1751
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,560
But over at the bar, one of his

1752
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,460
guests is not.

1753
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:54,460
Excuse me, missus. You're

1754
00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:55,040
Dublin.

1755
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,650
I was in every flight club in

1756
00:52:56,650 --> 00:52:57,960
Dublin all my life.

1757
00:52:58,660 --> 00:53:00,760
All over. Copperfish, a lot.

1758
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:02,300
There's no way I'm off to work

1759
00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:03,580
on £2.80.

1760
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:06,000
This is a high list for both tills.

1761
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:07,460
£2.80 for both of myself.

1762
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,020
Oh, that's what it is.

1763
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,100
That's what it is on animals.

1764
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,980
There's nobody here complaining

1765
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,640
except you're good at all.

1766
00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:14,870
There's also a bit of a tiff

1767
00:53:14,870 --> 00:53:15,940
back at Il Molino.

1768
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,120
Not that one.

1769
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:17,760
No.

1770
00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:19,720
Dim. F***ing dim.

1771
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,020
I told you that. That's the

1772
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:22,040
cassada ice cream.

1773
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:26,140
Sorry, you can go with it now.

1774
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:26,840
You can go with it now.

1775
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,080
I'm asking you a question.

1776
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:28,760
I have no idea.

1777
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,160
In any park, any disco,

1778
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,560
anywhere in Ireland.

1779
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:31,880
I have no idea.

1780
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,380
I have no idea.

1781
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,780
I have no idea.

1782
00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:33,780
I'm absolutely no idea.

1783
00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:34,650
£2.80 for what the world was

1784
00:53:34,650 --> 00:53:34,880
it.

1785
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,920
The most of the London good

1786
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,000
over in the night over in the

1787
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,840
region, right?

1788
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,240
Yeah.

1789
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:38,940
At £3.20.

1790
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,260
So it's kicking off.

1791
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:41,460
How much? £3.20.

1792
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:43,570
It is kicking off over the

1793
00:53:43,570 --> 00:53:46,130
bottle, the price of the bottle

1794
00:53:46,130 --> 00:53:47,100
of beer.

1795
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,750
But I don't think it's probably

1796
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,650
manufactured because they didn't

1797
00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:53,190
have any grief and they were

1798
00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:54,890
probably wanting to have some

1799
00:53:54,890 --> 00:53:56,380
sort of grief to fit.

1800
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,840
To make something happen

1801
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,520
exciting in the story.

1802
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:01,600
But I'm not sure.

1803
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:02,480
Maybe it is real.

1804
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,440
It would seem like a silly bit

1805
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,360
of grief to manufacture.

1806
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,160
It could be real.

1807
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,540
Thank you very much, Jomo, for

1808
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,380
the tip.

1809
00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,090
I've got a big night on the

1810
00:54:13,090 --> 00:54:13,900
store and passed away.

1811
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:14,760
In court, yeah.

1812
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:15,720
That's £3.20.

1813
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:16,900
I don't like that.

1814
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,140
But I could never save £2.80

1815
00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:20,680
for what the world was.

1816
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,020
Well, you are seeing it here

1817
00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:23,200
tonight, I'm right.

1818
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,000
Well, actually, I'll pay you.

1819
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:24,380
It doesn't matter.

1820
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:26,200
If you don't want it, it's okay.

1821
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,840
It's okay.

1822
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,120
Excuse me.

1823
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:28,940
I've been sick.

1824
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:31,580
Enjoy the lips.

1825
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,690
Thank you very much for the

1826
00:54:33,690 --> 00:54:34,400
tips.

1827
00:54:34,740 --> 00:54:35,580
Well, it doesn't matter.

1828
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,800
I would pay the money.

1829
00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:38,120
Very tiny.

1830
00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:39,480
Delighted with my life.

1831
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,020
£2.80.

1832
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,020
But that is our price.

1833
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,320
And that is what we charge.

1834
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,380
And they're there for anyone,

1835
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:43,840
isn't it?

1836
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:46,320
It's the end of the first

1837
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,480
evening at Il Molino.

1838
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:50,360
And harmony reigns once more.

1839
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,340
As John Sheridan and Mick O'Neill,

1840
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,720
chip shop owners turned Italian

1841
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,580
restauranteurs,

1842
00:54:54,580 --> 00:54:55,990
I would have liked to have seen

1843
00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:56,940
more of Il Molino,

1844
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,140
like the restaurant itself.

1845
00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:00,710
It's the only thing we've seen

1846
00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:01,100
of it.

1847
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,680
It looks nice.

1848
00:55:01,940 --> 00:55:02,830
We might not be toast to

1849
00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:03,620
kitchen staff

1850
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:04,940
and the lovely matrices and the

1851
00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:05,240
chefs

1852
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,290
for a lovely tour we had to

1853
00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:06,660
make.

1854
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,290
Chef Dara Hughes is happy as

1855
00:55:10,290 --> 00:55:11,220
well.

1856
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,720
I am glad it's all over.

1857
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,100
See, once you know it's all

1858
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:17,060
over,

1859
00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:17,790
you know it can't be done

1860
00:55:17,790 --> 00:55:18,160
anyway.

1861
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,000
It's ready, yeah?

1862
00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:20,500
Uh, yeah.

1863
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,460
At the Stockford House Hotel,

1864
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,620
the evening is over too.

1865
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:24,860
With this trouble brewing,

1866
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,290
some of the guests can't get

1867
00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:26,760
home.

1868
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:29,100
Well, this is, this is a

1869
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:30,080
difficult part.

1870
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:31,640
That yellow pages.

1871
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,150
Normally they've booked taxis

1872
00:55:33,150 --> 00:55:34,980
themselves and come in.

1873
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:36,700
It's serious, like, the

1874
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,260
situation in there.

1875
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,760
I wonder is it closed for most

1876
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,580
of the year?

1877
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,200
And then they just opened,

1878
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,640
they've only just opened up.

1879
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:45,980
But I mean,

1880
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,790
that's respiratory problems

1881
00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:49,780
written all over it.

1882
00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:51,070
Thank you very much there,

1883
00:55:51,070 --> 00:55:51,560
Caleb.

1884
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,120
Maybe we didn't know back in

1885
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:53,940
2000

1886
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:55,300
that that was bad for

1887
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:56,340
respiratory,

1888
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,540
your respiration system.

1889
00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,220
Buy taxi and they've then

1890
00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:02,180
organised their way back.

1891
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:03,520
But when they don't,

1892
00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:04,900
it's sometimes quite hard

1893
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,420
because the taxi drivers think

1894
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,380
that they're going to be a lot

1895
00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:08,800
of trouble

1896
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,180
and think that they're going to

1897
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:11,540
fight

1898
00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:12,700
and what have you, you know?

1899
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:22,700
Uber freed.

1900
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,180
Thank you very much.

1901
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:29,720
This is Catherine.

1902
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:30,800
Weird stuff.

1903
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,900
It's a large here from Stopford

1904
00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:32,500
House Hotel.

1905
00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:34,240
And we have,

1906
00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:35,530
we've had a function here

1907
00:56:35,530 --> 00:56:35,920
tonight.

1908
00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:39,780
And we're trying to get the,

1909
00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:41,170
the people are all ready to go

1910
00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:41,600
home.

1911
00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:45,250
And we can't get any mini buses

1912
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:46,020
to come for them

1913
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:47,000
because they're travellers.

1914
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,200
I had two travellers approach

1915
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:49,420
me

1916
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:50,760
on the dance floor there about

1917
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,540
five minutes ago.

1918
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,460
And offered me £20 a piece.

1919
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,680
That was £40 to bring in from

1920
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,820
Gauri to Agla.

1921
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,160
This is really, really hard now.

1922
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,440
It looks like we're going to

1923
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,200
have to get our,

1924
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,710
our own staff and ourselves to

1925
00:57:03,710 --> 00:57:04,720
drive them home.

1926
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,040
Um, I don't know how we're

1927
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,140
going to manage this

1928
00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:08,380
because there seems to be about

1929
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:09,160
50 of them.

1930
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,340
We've only got about two cars

1931
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,380
and an open high-aced van.

1932
00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:14,320
What happened to the, um...

1933
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,560
So we have to see what we can

1934
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:15,880
do.

1935
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,660
People, wasn't there people in

1936
00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:18,360
the house?

1937
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,680
Remember with the comedy music,

1938
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:20,740
the ladies that were making the

1939
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:21,600
house at the beginning?

1940
00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:23,300
We've just forgot about them

1941
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:24,200
now, is it?

1942
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,120
Core Towns.

1943
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,510
It looks like Catherine and her

1944
00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:26,780
staff

1945
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:28,260
will be chauffeuring until dawn.

1946
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,280
How depressing.

1947
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,260
Next week on Harbour Nights,

1948
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,180
will Dara's...

1949
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:34,860
So depressing.

1950
00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:36,590
That last ten minutes really

1951
00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:37,720
made me feel depressed,

1952
00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:39,610
especially when we got into

1953
00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:41,080
this office here.

1954
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,510
It's like something out of

1955
00:57:42,510 --> 00:57:43,840
fucking Silent Hill.

1956
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,500
And, uh, we have, we've had a

1957
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:46,720
function here tonight.

1958
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,060
And, um, we can't get any...

1959
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,190
Watched me on the dance floor

1960
00:57:51,190 --> 00:57:52,540
there about five minutes ago.

1961
00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:53,740
And, um...

1962
00:57:53,740 --> 00:57:58,240
Yeah, this is where the

1963
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,680
depression for me kicked in.

1964
00:58:00,740 --> 00:58:01,910
I'm sorry if any depression

1965
00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:02,820
kicked in for you,

1966
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,080
but when this happened here...

1967
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,200
Can you imagine watching this

1968
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,060
back in 2000

1969
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,400
and having depression?

1970
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:09,600
That really would have

1971
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,520
increased it.

1972
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:11,870
At least we're trying to look

1973
00:58:11,870 --> 00:58:12,020
at,

1974
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,680
look at it through an ironic,

1975
00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:14,940
sort of, uh,

1976
00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:16,660
let's see how things were made

1977
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,740
back in the day.

1978
00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:20,840
But I'm still getting depressed.

1979
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,720
From Battle of the Wood.

1980
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,320
From Battle of the Wood.

1981
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:23,720
It wasn't...

1982
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,740
And that's the beacon.

1983
00:58:24,860 --> 00:58:25,710
You know the big nightclub that

1984
00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:26,480
saw it passed away.

1985
00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:27,200
In contact.

1986
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:28,360
That's three to my people.

1987
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,530
This, this shot here made me

1988
00:58:30,530 --> 00:58:32,460
feel very, very depressed.

1989
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,350
And then I hit a peak around

1990
00:58:34,350 --> 00:58:35,580
here when I saw this.

1991
00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:37,440
The combination of the yellow

1992
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,020
pages...

1993
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:38,580
Tightened what?

1994
00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:41,010
And the, uh, the thing at the

1995
00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:41,700
back there.

1996
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:42,880
Have you...

1997
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,660
And then this...

1998
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:45,710
Approached me on the dance

1999
00:58:45,710 --> 00:58:46,950
floor there about five minutes

2000
00:58:46,950 --> 00:58:47,300
ago.

2001
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:48,580
And, um...

2002
00:58:48,580 --> 00:58:49,430
Thank you very much for the tip

2003
00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:49,740
there.

2004
00:58:49,740 --> 00:58:50,220
...and offered me £20 a piece.

2005
00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:51,200
That was £40.

2006
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,660
To bring in from gory to agglo.

2007
00:58:53,940 --> 00:58:54,880
This is really...

2008
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,220
This made me really depressed

2009
00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:56,580
now.

2010
00:58:58,180 --> 00:58:59,740
This, I hit a fucking...

2011
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,160
A real low point here.

2012
00:59:02,220 --> 00:59:03,480
I think I got to rock bottom

2013
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:03,940
here.

2014
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,550
I'm still not back clinically

2015
00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:06,100
fed up.

2016
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:06,880
Thank you very much.

2017
00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:07,810
It looks like we're gonna have

2018
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:08,480
to get our...

2019
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,740
Because there seems to be about

2020
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:10,420
50 of them.

2021
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,600
Who was this for?

2022
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:12,630
Who did they make this

2023
00:59:12,630 --> 00:59:13,560
programme for?

2024
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,640
Staff will be chauffeuring...

2025
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,790
And did they think people were

2026
00:59:15,790 --> 00:59:16,970
gonna feel good after watching

2027
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:17,260
it?

2028
00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:21,340
Slow down...

2029
00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:21,940
Next week on...

2030
00:59:21,940 --> 00:59:22,540
50%...

2031
00:59:22,540 --> 00:59:23,100
Arbor Nights.

2032
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:23,640
And that's...

2033
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:24,950
Will Dara's pasta please the

2034
00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:26,190
nation's number one Italian

2035
00:59:26,190 --> 00:59:26,960
food critic?

2036
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,240
That was a lovely looking squid

2037
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:29,900
ring.

2038
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:31,760
Will Mick O'Connor survive the

2039
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,550
madness of the season's first

2040
00:59:33,550 --> 00:59:35,160
bank holiday weekend?

2041
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,060
Just go next door for sale.

2042
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:36,620
Just next door.

2043
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,440
Can Catherine's hotel be healed

2044
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,600
by the power of...

2045
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:40,860
Thank you very much.

2046
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,740
What's up, duck?

2047
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,420
I don't know you.

2048
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,000
And Beachguard Joyce is in for

2049
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,400
a beautiful surprise.

2050
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,440
It just cuts.

2051
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:50,860
In for a beautiful...

2052
00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:53,260
A beautiful surprise.

2053
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,420
Straight into the next one.

2054
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:56,640
Look.

2055
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,380
I don't know.

2056
00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,480
Will it pick up?

2057
00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:00,910
Let's just see if it can lift

2058
01:00:00,910 --> 01:00:01,700
my spirits.

2059
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,560
And then I'm gonna dip out.

2060
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,560
We've got Shafé on tick ready

2061
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,180
to go.

2062
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,920
We still haven't seen some of

2063
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,840
these amazing characters that

2064
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,000
have been built up in the intro.

2065
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,690
Such as Father Norton, the

2066
01:00:13,690 --> 01:00:14,920
healing priest.

2067
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,860
Last week on Harbour Nights,

2068
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:25,700
Summer 99 kicked off...

2069
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,240
Last week.

2070
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,660
Just in case you missed it.

2071
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:29,780
You need to catch up.

2072
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:30,880
Otherwise you're gonna be

2073
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,220
completely lost otherwise.

2074
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,680
Successful opening of Court

2075
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,620
Town's first Italian restaurant.

2076
01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:37,400
The untied fucking ball string

2077
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,090
on the storyline that they were

2078
01:00:39,090 --> 01:00:40,820
planting with the ladies in the

2079
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:41,900
fucking house.

2080
01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:43,440
I suppose that ended with the

2081
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,170
smash of the champagne, didn't

2082
01:00:45,170 --> 01:00:45,560
it?

2083
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:47,760
There we go, yeah.

2084
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,670
Daphne's Woodside Holiday

2085
01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:49,900
Estate had a champagne opening.

2086
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:51,380
Dangerous.

2087
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,790
Catherine's run of bad luck at

2088
01:00:52,790 --> 01:00:53,980
the Stopford House Hotel

2089
01:00:53,980 --> 01:00:55,230
continued when some of her

2090
01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:56,740
party guests got stranded.

2091
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:57,980
Depressing.

2092
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,770
And Mrs. Murray settled cosily

2093
01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:01,660
into her tiny summertime home.

2094
01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:05,550
As summer begins, Court Town

2095
01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:07,260
starts welcoming the thousands

2096
01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:08,020
of...

2097
01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:09,110
1,200 new holiday homes are

2098
01:01:09,110 --> 01:01:10,080
going to be a big token point.

2099
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,800
Straight into the fucking

2100
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,320
comedy music again.

2101
01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:14,970
But for Daphne O'Donoghue, who

2102
01:01:14,970 --> 01:01:16,680
manages the Woodside Estate,

2103
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,020
it's a great new business and

2104
01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:19,190
time to welcome her first

2105
01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:20,420
visitors from Dublin.

2106
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:21,740
Hello.

2107
01:01:22,380 --> 01:01:23,100
Hiya, Joe.

2108
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,000
Nice to meet you.

2109
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:24,520
How are you?

2110
01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:25,460
Hiya, Tina.

2111
01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:26,460
Nice to meet you.

2112
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,400
And Carl.

2113
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,000
Hi, Carl.

2114
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:28,760
Hi, Carl.

2115
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,580
Nice to meet you.

2116
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,100
I can't.

2117
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:32,160
I'm getting depressed.

2118
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:32,960
I can't.

2119
01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:34,520
I don't even know how...

2120
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,520
Look, I know some people were

2121
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,300
laughing and saying,

2122
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:36,980
yeah, but I'm...

2123
01:01:36,980 --> 01:01:38,700
That just sent me on a deep

2124
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:39,840
down spiral.

2125
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,890
It started so strong in episode

2126
01:01:41,890 --> 01:01:42,300
one.

2127
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:43,310
I thought it was going to get

2128
01:01:43,310 --> 01:01:44,020
really...

2129
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:44,940
You know, we were going to see

2130
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:45,620
some good stuff.

2131
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:46,800
What was that all about?

2132
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:48,420
The blue flag being in jeopardy.

2133
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:49,980
And it never...

2134
01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:51,060
It just didn't...

2135
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:52,310
We didn't see any end to that

2136
01:01:52,310 --> 01:01:53,000
storyline.

2137
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,800
I just need to soothe here with

2138
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,300
a bit of this.

2139
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,100
There you go.

2140
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:01,700
Thank you.

2141
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:04,200
And it's a quality piece.

2142
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,080
I think seeing this one before,

2143
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,870
there's maybe like one or two

2144
01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:09,780
of them that I haven't seen.

2145
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,420
Thank you very much there for

2146
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,420
the tip.

2147
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:14,760
Who was that?

2148
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,440
The priest is insane.

2149
01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:17,400
Thank you very much.

2150
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,960
And he gives good mass.

2151
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:22,030
Thank you very, very much for

2152
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:24,560
the tip there, lads.

2153
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,560
Here we go, here we go.

2154
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,160
Feature or computer?

2155
01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:32,060
33 seconds and counting, ladies

2156
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,940
and gentlemen.

2157
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:35,340
33 seconds and counting.

2158
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,820
All associates, stand by.

2159
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,520
98 is about to launch.

2160
01:02:38,520 --> 01:03:08,500
We'll be right back.

2161
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:10,240
Fuck!

2162
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:16,880
And this is Stu, on location.

2163
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:17,980
Thanks a lot.

2164
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,720
It's a California Christmas.

2165
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,210
First thing you do is buy the

2166
01:03:25,210 --> 01:03:26,020
Christmas tree.

2167
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:27,520
But that's the easy part.

2168
01:03:27,620 --> 01:03:28,700
Even at a place like this where

2169
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:29,560
you have to saw it down

2170
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,180
yourself.

2171
01:03:30,580 --> 01:03:31,330
The next step is buying the

2172
01:03:31,330 --> 01:03:32,480
Christmas presents.

2173
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,720
Positive vibes.

2174
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:34,860
Thank you very much.

2175
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,980
Yeah, there may be more of that

2176
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,800
harbour night, but just not now.

2177
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,100
Sometimes that's not so easy.

2178
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,670
I need this man to bring me to

2179
01:03:42,670 --> 01:03:44,960
a level that I've never been to

2180
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,880
before.

2181
01:03:45,940 --> 01:03:47,130
To find a gift for a computer

2182
01:03:47,130 --> 01:03:47,480
nut.

2183
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:48,980
Well, today we'll take a look

2184
01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,420
at some great Christmas gift

2185
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:51,990
ideas for the computer user on

2186
01:03:51,990 --> 01:03:53,390
your shopping list on this

2187
01:03:53,390 --> 01:03:55,060
special holiday edition of the

2188
01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:56,380
Computer Chronicles.

2189
01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:10,260
Thank you very much.

2190
01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:11,580
Stu is Santa.

2191
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:14,950
The Computer Chronicles is made

2192
01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:18,550
possible in part by McGraw-Hill,

2193
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:21,800
publishers of Byte Magazine,

2194
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,060
and Bix, the Byte Information

2195
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:26,580
Exchange.

2196
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,300
Additional funding is provided

2197
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:29,750
by the Software Publishers

2198
01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:31,080
Association and by Intel

2199
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,920
Corporation, personal computer

2200
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:33,940
enhancement.

2201
01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:34,460
Thank you very much.

2202
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,460
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2203
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:41,380
I'm Stuart Chiffin.

2204
01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:42,630
With me this week by the magic

2205
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:43,990
of television from Monterey,

2206
01:04:43,990 --> 01:04:45,460
California, Gary Kildall.

2207
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,640
Merry Christmas, Stuart.

2208
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,360
And Gary...

2209
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,240
That's brilliant.

2210
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:49,790
And even though we have seen

2211
01:04:49,790 --> 01:04:51,260
this one, I've forgotten

2212
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:52,720
everything about it.

2213
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:54,510
It's just maybe it gets filed

2214
01:04:54,510 --> 01:04:56,360
away in the Christmas box.

2215
01:04:56,900 --> 01:04:58,040
It must have been two or three

2216
01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:58,840
years ago.

2217
01:04:58,940 --> 01:04:59,700
Maybe it was watched.

2218
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,580
Maybe even five.

2219
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,020
But it's great to have Gary Kildall

2220
01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,380
inside a television just ready

2221
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:08,750
to launch from the off there in

2222
01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:10,580
a darkened studio.

2223
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,020
The hotel is being knocked down.

2224
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,180
Thank you very much there for

2225
01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:14,580
the tip.

2226
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,080
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2227
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,080
I'm Stuart Chiffin.

2228
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:20,320
With me this week by the magic

2229
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,670
of television from Monterey,

2230
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,120
California, Gary Kildall.

2231
01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:24,220
Merry Christmas, Stuart.

2232
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,170
And Gary, I'm going to show you

2233
01:05:25,170 --> 01:05:25,700
something.

2234
01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:26,020
Lovely.

2235
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:26,870
I know you're going to want to

2236
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:27,740
buy this for Christmas.

2237
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:28,200
Kildall.

2238
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,340
Merry Christmas, Stuart.

2239
01:05:29,340 --> 01:05:30,340
And Gary, I'm going to...

2240
01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:32,400
Such a nice man is Gary.

2241
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,260
He's just...

2242
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,370
As I said before, he's not a

2243
01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:36,820
shark like Stu.

2244
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,820
He's just down to earth.

2245
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,150
And a real player in the

2246
01:05:40,150 --> 01:05:41,970
computer scene at this stage as

2247
01:05:41,970 --> 01:05:42,500
well.

2248
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:43,420
A big, big player.

2249
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:44,530
The magic of television from

2250
01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:45,640
Monterey, California.

2251
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,480
Gary Kildall.

2252
01:05:46,820 --> 01:05:47,580
Merry Christmas, Stuart.

2253
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:48,620
And Gary, I'm going to show you

2254
01:05:48,620 --> 01:05:49,280
something neat.

2255
01:05:49,340 --> 01:05:50,250
I know you're going to want to

2256
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,220
buy this for Christmas.

2257
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,420
This is called U-Force from Broderbund.

2258
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,740
And I've got Don Panik here

2259
01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:56,150
from Broderbund to show us how

2260
01:05:56,150 --> 01:05:56,880
it works.

2261
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,840
His name is Panik.

2262
01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:01,190
And he looks like Christopher

2263
01:06:01,190 --> 01:06:03,760
Reeve a la Superman before the

2264
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,850
horse riding show jumping

2265
01:06:05,850 --> 01:06:07,800
incident happened.

2266
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:11,040
And he's got a sensual laptop

2267
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,100
as well.

2268
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:13,220
That's ready to go.

2269
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:15,460
I hope his name comes up in a

2270
01:06:15,460 --> 01:06:18,020
strand so we can see his name

2271
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,240
Mr. Panik.

2272
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:21,780
I'm not sure what the game is

2273
01:06:21,780 --> 01:06:23,480
here or even if it is hooked up

2274
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,500
to his piece.

2275
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:25,480
But let's see.

2276
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,090
Broderbund to show us how it

2277
01:06:27,090 --> 01:06:27,700
works.

2278
01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:29,680
What exactly is U-Force, Don?

2279
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,780
U-Force is a...

2280
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:32,720
It's actually small.

2281
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:33,080
Look.

2282
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,700
He looked like fucking Superman

2283
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:35,800
there a second ago.

2284
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,150
And now he's turned into a

2285
01:06:37,150 --> 01:06:38,320
miniature dweeb.

2286
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:40,700
It's a different man.

2287
01:06:42,980 --> 01:06:43,920
How it works.

2288
01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:45,900
What exactly...

2289
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:47,220
Look at how big he is there.

2290
01:06:47,540 --> 01:06:48,440
What exactly is U-Force, Don?

2291
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:48,860
And then look.

2292
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,320
U-Force is...

2293
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,530
They've replaced it with a

2294
01:06:51,530 --> 01:06:52,420
different man.

2295
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,030
A controller for your Nintendo

2296
01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:55,440
Entertainment System.

2297
01:06:57,060 --> 01:06:57,440
Broderbund.

2298
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,760
And I've got Don Panik here

2299
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,260
from Broderbund to show us how

2300
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:00,900
it works.

2301
01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:03,120
Don Panik.

2302
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,080
It's only one letter off.

2303
01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:06,700
If his middle name is Tony,

2304
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:08,460
then he's fucking...

2305
01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:10,060
His name is Don't Panik.

2306
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,100
But I don't think...

2307
01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:13,890
I don't think that that's even

2308
01:07:13,890 --> 01:07:14,860
the same man.

2309
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,000
What exactly is U-Force, Don?

2310
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:18,960
U-Force is a controller for

2311
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,420
your Nintendo Entertainment

2312
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:20,980
System.

2313
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:22,420
And it is the first video game

2314
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:23,620
controller...

2315
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:25,240
And Stu killed the radio star.

2316
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,000
Thank you very much.

2317
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,840
...that will actually translate

2318
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,250
the actions that you make onto

2319
01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,340
the screen while you touch

2320
01:07:30,340 --> 01:07:31,000
nothing.

2321
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,320
For example, I have a boxing

2322
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,500
game here that I'm going to

2323
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:34,660
demonstrate on this.

2324
01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:34,900
Oh my God.

2325
01:07:34,900 --> 01:07:36,170
There's a series of infrared

2326
01:07:36,170 --> 01:07:38,100
sensors here which are going to...

2327
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:39,740
You can do a fucking box.

2328
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,160
You can...

2329
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:41,660
In front...

2330
01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:43,240
This is before Nintendo Wii.

2331
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:45,160
Wii Sports.

2332
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,620
This is before the...

2333
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:47,580
What was that thing?

2334
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,180
The Kinect?

2335
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,520
The Xbox Kinect?

2336
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,120
Boxing game here that I'm going

2337
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:52,100
to demonstrate on this.

2338
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:53,700
There's a series of infrared

2339
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,490
sensors here which are going to

2340
01:07:55,490 --> 01:07:57,280
reflect off of me and translate

2341
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,540
my actions onto the screen.

2342
01:07:58,540 --> 01:07:58,840
Okay.

2343
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,320
So for example, I come up here.

2344
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:01,580
I throw an uppercut.

2345
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:01,980
Oh!

2346
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,300
Knocked him down immediately.

2347
01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:04,080
That was good.

2348
01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,100
That was fabulous.

2349
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:05,740
Okay.

2350
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,710
Unfortunately, he's going to

2351
01:08:06,710 --> 01:08:07,720
get up here in just a second.

2352
01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:08,850
And I'm going to have to go at

2353
01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:09,420
him again here.

2354
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:09,880
I like it.

2355
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:12,140
I like how Don't Panic is...

2356
01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:14,780
Is enjoying it as well and then

2357
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,540
says it was fabulous.

2358
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,260
Which is the thing that you

2359
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:20,260
would hear very hardened men,

2360
01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:22,190
boxers, say after they make a

2361
01:08:22,190 --> 01:08:23,720
punch in the ring.

2362
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,340
That was fabulous.

2363
01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:29,280
So I'm going to throw a lower

2364
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,380
punch this time.

2365
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,840
Translates that down there.

2366
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:32,830
I can duck to the side by

2367
01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:34,340
moving my hand here to the side.

2368
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,030
Throw a few more uppercuts up

2369
01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:36,580
here.

2370
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:37,000
Oh!

2371
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,940
He's getting a couple in there.

2372
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,780
Now I'm going to go up again

2373
01:08:40,780 --> 01:08:41,740
like this.

2374
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,790
And what's Stu doing right now,

2375
01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:44,620
I wonder?

2376
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:48,500
Stu is just waiting to strike.

2377
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,380
And some great graphics there.

2378
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:52,750
And it's reflecting off of me

2379
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,320
and translating this right onto

2380
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,140
the screen.

2381
01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:55,400
That's fantastic.

2382
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:56,460
How much does that sell for?

2383
01:08:56,660 --> 01:08:57,970
It'll be about $70 retail in

2384
01:08:57,970 --> 01:08:58,720
most stores.

2385
01:08:58,980 --> 01:08:59,750
All right, Gary, do you have

2386
01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:00,880
anything that good you're going

2387
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,670
to show us later in this

2388
01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:02,220
program?

2389
01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:03,570
Well, Stuart, I do have a cute

2390
01:09:03,570 --> 01:09:04,980
little digital toy here for the

2391
01:09:04,980 --> 01:09:05,380
kids.

2392
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:06,620
This is Preston Parrott.

2393
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,560
Preston Parrott is after you.

2394
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,640
Mr. Preston Parrott.

2395
01:09:12,980 --> 01:09:14,480
And we didn't get a strand on

2396
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:16,660
your man's name, don't panic,

2397
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:17,940
which is a shame.

2398
01:09:19,220 --> 01:09:20,900
And also, I'm just a bit

2399
01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,930
concerned about what that's

2400
01:09:22,930 --> 01:09:24,020
doing to you.

2401
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,320
That thing there, does it, you

2402
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:26,280
know, it could cause cancer or

2403
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:26,920
something.

2404
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,940
Apparently it's shooting lasers

2405
01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:30,440
at you or it's shooting an

2406
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,120
infrared sensor at you.

2407
01:09:32,860 --> 01:09:34,640
So, I've never heard of this

2408
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,740
thing before.

2409
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,970
Well, Stuart, I do have a cute

2410
01:09:36,970 --> 01:09:38,200
little digital toy here for the

2411
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:38,680
kids.

2412
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,940
This is Preston Parrott.

2413
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,990
He's got a little computer chip

2414
01:09:40,990 --> 01:09:41,600
inside of him.

2415
01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:42,860
A little bit of random access

2416
01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:43,360
memory.

2417
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,420
And he does a little voice

2418
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,120
processing.

2419
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,520
So I'll turn Preston on here.

2420
01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:48,190
And he starts out with a little

2421
01:09:48,190 --> 01:09:49,640
bit of animated action.

2422
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:54,160
Thank you for your glory and me.

2423
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,900
Thank you for Polybiusid.

2424
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,970
Thank you very much for your

2425
01:10:00,970 --> 01:10:03,380
very, very, very kind tip there.

2426
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,890
Any chance we'll see Fontaine

2427
01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:06,530
do more trash collection during

2428
01:10:06,530 --> 01:10:07,580
festive season.

2429
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,600
We can only hope.

2430
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,800
We can only wait and hope and

2431
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:13,420
see.

2432
01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:14,400
Let's just wait.

2433
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:15,460
Let's just get through this.

2434
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,540
We've got a lot to go through

2435
01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:16,940
here.

2436
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,620
Thank you very much for your

2437
01:10:18,620 --> 01:10:19,080
tip.

2438
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:19,680
Very kind of you.

2439
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,320
Preston, are you through?

2440
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:22,160
I'll ask him.

2441
01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:22,680
I'll ask him.

2442
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,100
Preston, want a computer chip?

2443
01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:26,440
Come on.

2444
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:28,100
Okay.

2445
01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:29,180
Oh, good stuff.

2446
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,390
That's a cute little toy for

2447
01:10:30,390 --> 01:10:30,960
the kids.

2448
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:31,710
And I'm going to come back with

2449
01:10:31,710 --> 01:10:32,360
one for the grown-ups.

2450
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,100
Ooh.

2451
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:35,520
One for the grown-ups

2452
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,580
afterwards.

2453
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:37,860
So it does work.

2454
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,940
Preston, the parrot does work.

2455
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,320
It just records what you see

2456
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,960
and then it says it back to you.

2457
01:10:43,580 --> 01:10:45,300
Parrot AI, thank you very much.

2458
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,860
And Cloca, thank you very much.

2459
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:49,540
Okay, Preston, are you through?

2460
01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:53,300
Preston, want a computer chip?

2461
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:55,680
Come on.

2462
01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:56,720
Preston, want a computer chip?

2463
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:57,400
Okay.

2464
01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,300
That's a cute little toy for

2465
01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:00,180
the kids.

2466
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:00,930
And I'm going to come back with

2467
01:11:00,930 --> 01:11:01,580
one for the grown-ups.

2468
01:11:01,980 --> 01:11:02,340
All right.

2469
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,440
Gary and I will be joined in

2470
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,590
just a minute by Jan Lewis,

2471
01:11:04,590 --> 01:11:05,360
Paul Schindler,

2472
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,650
two special guests as we take a

2473
01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,060
look at some terrific Christmas

2474
01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:08,380
gifts.

2475
01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,180
For the PC and the Macintosh.

2476
01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:11,490
We'll be back with part one in

2477
01:11:11,490 --> 01:11:12,300
just a second.

2478
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,800
Christmas gifts for the PC.

2479
01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:14,980
So stay with us.

2480
01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:16,960
Good stuff.

2481
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:19,170
So if you're lucky to buy for

2482
01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:21,800
anyone or just buy for your own

2483
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,900
desktop computer at home,

2484
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,400
these gifts are for you.

2485
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,320
They're coming right up.

2486
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:28,740
I've seen this episode before,

2487
01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:30,100
but it's just, I've forgotten

2488
01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:30,920
about it even.

2489
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,080
It's insane.

2490
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,200
Like, I can't remember that,

2491
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,400
but that's an iconic screenshot

2492
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,300
of Paul Schindler wearing

2493
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:41,920
these glasses.

2494
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,360
And with us in the studio now

2495
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,490
is Jan Lewis, sitting in Gary Kildall's

2496
01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:52,580
usual hot seat.

2497
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:53,680
We have John Dickinson,

2498
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,220
executive editor of PC Magazine,

2499
01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:56,840
and our friend Paul Schindler.

2500
01:11:57,340 --> 01:11:58,090
And you're the guest here, so

2501
01:11:58,090 --> 01:11:59,580
you're going to go first, John.

2502
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:00,400
What kind of good Christmas

2503
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,240
gifts do you have for us?

2504
01:12:01,340 --> 01:12:02,590
Well, one of the new low-cost

2505
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:04,120
items around is a hand scanner,

2506
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,400
which lets you scan images

2507
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,480
into a desktop publishing

2508
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:07,700
program or anything else like

2509
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:08,100
that.

2510
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,720
This is the Logitech Scan Man,

2511
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:11,090
and lets me, just with the

2512
01:12:11,090 --> 01:12:12,040
mouse...

2513
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,240
It's Scan Man by Logitech.

2514
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,000
My web camera here is a Logitech.

2515
01:12:16,660 --> 01:12:17,940
So they've come a long way.

2516
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:19,610
They've done a hand scanner in

2517
01:12:19,610 --> 01:12:20,660
1989.

2518
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,140
We've done a scan and take a

2519
01:12:22,140 --> 01:12:23,680
nice little Christmas image

2520
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,320
that you might want to scan and

2521
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:25,820
send to

2522
01:12:25,820 --> 01:12:26,240
your friends.

2523
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,050
You're scanning a Christmas

2524
01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:27,320
card.

2525
01:12:27,420 --> 01:12:28,520
Scanning in a Christmas card.

2526
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,200
Into what program, John?

2527
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:31,330
This is into Logitech Finesse,

2528
01:12:31,330 --> 01:12:32,420
which is a desktop publishing

2529
01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:32,980
program.

2530
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,100
Wow, that is fast.

2531
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,780
It goes right in there.

2532
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:38,090
There's the image, and we're

2533
01:12:38,090 --> 01:12:39,300
going to save it, which of

2534
01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,780
course we have to do somehow.

2535
01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:42,050
We'll just call this Xmas,

2536
01:12:42,050 --> 01:12:43,580
which seems like a nice name.

2537
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:46,620
Okay, and click on that.

2538
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,610
And then we'll go back to the

2539
01:12:49,610 --> 01:12:52,730
original Finesse program and

2540
01:12:52,730 --> 01:12:55,540
bring that image in just as

2541
01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:56,560
quickly

2542
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:57,180
as we can.

2543
01:12:58,180 --> 01:12:59,120
Schindler vibe.

2544
01:12:59,260 --> 01:13:00,020
Thank you very much.

2545
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:00,680
Xmas.

2546
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:04,380
Merry explicitness.

2547
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:04,900
And there it is.

2548
01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:05,220
Wow.

2549
01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:06,260
Right into your document, and

2550
01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:07,220
you can make that the basis of

2551
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:08,180
a letter that you're going

2552
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:08,980
to send all your friends.

2553
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:09,400
That's nice.

2554
01:13:09,540 --> 01:13:10,410
You can customize this to

2555
01:13:10,410 --> 01:13:11,510
reflect something that you

2556
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:12,820
personally want to...

2557
01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:13,620
To be the annual Christmas

2558
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:14,500
letter from your family.

2559
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:15,750
It's great to have Jan Lewis on

2560
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:16,260
shotgun.

2561
01:13:16,260 --> 01:13:17,040
Please be careful.

2562
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:17,880
Shotgun.

2563
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:19,910
With patrol, with Stu

2564
01:13:19,910 --> 01:13:21,340
presenting.

2565
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,870
And she's very capable and very

2566
01:13:23,870 --> 01:13:24,820
strong.

2567
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:26,340
Thank you very much, Anguished

2568
01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:26,840
Panda.

2569
01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:28,800
I'm a scan man.

2570
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,820
He's a scan man.

2571
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:34,400
John Dickinson.

2572
01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:37,700
John Dickinson has some very

2573
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:40,540
serious eyes as well.

2574
01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:42,380
Thank you very much, Richie Titch,

2575
01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:44,020
for the tip there.

2576
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,340
Very, very kind of you.

2577
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:46,490
If you're looking for a low-cost

2578
01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:47,280
stocking...

2579
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:48,100
What's the scan man sell for

2580
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:48,900
before you get...

2581
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:51,660
And a beautiful Yuletide Hustle

2582
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:53,600
and Harry from Stu.

2583
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,150
These are the days before he

2584
01:13:56,150 --> 01:13:58,020
even became the Hustler.

2585
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:00,830
But as you can hear, Stu not

2586
01:14:00,830 --> 01:14:03,220
going to allow the scan man

2587
01:14:03,220 --> 01:14:05,810
John Dickinson any more time to

2588
01:14:05,810 --> 01:14:06,500
waffle.

2589
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:07,860
He's going to cut straight in

2590
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,520
there, straight to the point.

2591
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:11,240
This is what we're here for.

2592
01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:12,260
This letter from your family.

2593
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,940
If you're looking for a low-cost...

2594
01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:15,750
You can already hear from that,

2595
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:17,160
yeah, from Stu that his

2596
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,770
patience is wearing thin with

2597
01:14:18,770 --> 01:14:19,880
this scan unit.

2598
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:20,890
To reflect something that you

2599
01:14:20,890 --> 01:14:21,940
personally want to...

2600
01:14:21,940 --> 01:14:22,740
To be the annual Christmas

2601
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:23,640
letter from your family.

2602
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:24,880
Wait till you hear the year.

2603
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,220
Wait till you hear the year.

2604
01:14:26,980 --> 01:14:28,250
Thank you very much, 14 frames

2605
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:29,740
per second scan lines.

2606
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:30,460
If you're looking for a low-cost

2607
01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:31,020
stocking...

2608
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:31,870
What's the scan man sell for

2609
01:14:31,870 --> 01:14:32,720
before you get...

2610
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,020
It sells for between $200 and $300.

2611
01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:36,140
And you need a low-cost stocking...

2612
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:36,990
What's the scan man sell for

2613
01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:37,820
before you get...

2614
01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:40,300
And even Dickinson is shocked.

2615
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,380
So shocked that he goes...

2616
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,900
And puts his hands together

2617
01:14:43,900 --> 01:14:44,660
like that.

2618
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:45,200
Frightened.

2619
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,300
The body language is...

2620
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:49,070
Stu's just launched a fucking

2621
01:14:49,070 --> 01:14:50,660
attack on you.

2622
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,340
And your reaction is to go like

2623
01:14:52,340 --> 01:14:53,300
this...

2624
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:55,260
That's what I'd be like.

2625
01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:56,420
You'd be afraid...

2626
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:57,240
You're on the back foot.

2627
01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:58,180
To be the annual Christmas

2628
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,220
letter from your family.

2629
01:14:59,520 --> 01:14:59,780
Yeah.

2630
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:00,490
If you're looking for a low-cost

2631
01:15:00,490 --> 01:15:01,020
stocking...

2632
01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:01,870
What's the scan man sell for

2633
01:15:01,870 --> 01:15:02,700
before you get...

2634
01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:04,000
It sells for between $200 and $300.

2635
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,900
What I like about that...

2636
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:07,720
Sorry for lingering on this.

2637
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:09,260
But what I like about that is

2638
01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:10,540
that we are...

2639
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:11,800
He should have known when he

2640
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,940
heard Stu say...

2641
01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:13,280
Yeah.

2642
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,040
That his time was up.

2643
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:16,960
Instead, he keeps going and Stu

2644
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,220
has to attack him.

2645
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:18,980
Yeah.

2646
01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:19,700
If you're looking for a low-cost

2647
01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:20,240
stocking...

2648
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,080
What's the scan man sell for

2649
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:21,920
before you get...

2650
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,820
It sells for between $200 and $300.

2651
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:24,620
...this letter from your family.

2652
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:25,180
Yeah.

2653
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:25,900
If you're looking for a low-cost

2654
01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:26,440
stocking...

2655
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:27,290
What's the scan man sell for

2656
01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:28,120
before you get...

2657
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:29,400
It sells for between $200 and $300.

2658
01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:30,140
Not bad.

2659
01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:30,940
And you need a little

2660
01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,340
publishing package like this.

2661
01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:33,340
It comes with a paint package,

2662
01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:34,110
but a desktop publishing

2663
01:15:34,110 --> 01:15:35,040
package like this is less than

2664
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:35,560
$200.

2665
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:36,560
And you need a mouse that costs

2666
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,440
less than $100.

2667
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,550
So they're all good Christmas

2668
01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:38,940
items.

2669
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,920
Less than $100 for a mouse.

2670
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:42,160
Gobbles, thank you very, very

2671
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:42,500
much.

2672
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:44,180
And Schindler's List, thank you

2673
01:15:44,180 --> 01:15:45,660
very, very much as well.

2674
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,010
The ultimate stocking stuffer,

2675
01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:47,800
box of floppy disks.

2676
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,150
Please say congratulations to

2677
01:15:49,150 --> 01:15:50,330
my wife, myself and my wife

2678
01:15:50,330 --> 01:15:51,570
Sarah, on a birth of our

2679
01:15:51,570 --> 01:15:53,200
beautiful daughter...

2680
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,320
Keola.

2681
01:15:57,700 --> 01:15:58,780
And congratulations on that at

2682
01:15:58,780 --> 01:16:00,420
Christmas.

2683
01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:02,220
A Yuletide situation.

2684
01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:03,370
So they're all good Christmas

2685
01:16:03,370 --> 01:16:03,780
items.

2686
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:04,540
What else do you have?

2687
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:05,270
The ultimate stocking stuffer,

2688
01:16:05,270 --> 01:16:05,680
box of...

2689
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:06,020
What else?

2690
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,590
She's not going to wait around

2691
01:16:07,590 --> 01:16:08,400
any longer.

2692
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:10,140
A mouse that costs less than $100.

2693
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:11,250
So they're all good Christmas

2694
01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:11,640
items.

2695
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:12,420
What else do you have?

2696
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,060
Lovely stuff.

2697
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:15,080
He's...

2698
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,370
The ultimate stocking is $200

2699
01:16:16,370 --> 01:16:17,410
and you need a mouse that costs

2700
01:16:17,410 --> 01:16:18,380
less than $100.

2701
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:19,400
So they're all good Christmas

2702
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:19,780
items.

2703
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:20,660
What else do you have?

2704
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,020
The ultimate stocking stuffer,

2705
01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:22,840
box of floppy disks.

2706
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:23,020
Right?

2707
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:24,020
This is the...

2708
01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:24,200
Right?

2709
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:25,480
In the computer age, what's the

2710
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,620
equivalent of giving socks to

2711
01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:27,940
your friends for Christmas?

2712
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:29,240
Maxwell has a promotion that

2713
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,590
gives you a portion of the John

2714
01:16:30,590 --> 01:16:31,790
Madden football game from

2715
01:16:31,790 --> 01:16:33,310
Electronic Arts with the 11th

2716
01:16:33,310 --> 01:16:34,220
floppy disk in a box.

2717
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,420
And that's a classic.

2718
01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:36,780
And the portion of the John Madden

2719
01:16:36,780 --> 01:16:38,020
football game from...

2720
01:16:38,020 --> 01:16:38,700
Before EA...

2721
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:41,310
Before EA took the Madden into

2722
01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:44,020
their manifold, their Madden

2723
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:46,780
fold, it seems as though John

2724
01:16:46,780 --> 01:16:49,980
Madden had his own game for...

2725
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:50,720
Was it IBM?

2726
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:52,740
I don't know.

2727
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:54,420
Maybe it was...

2728
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,400
Maybe it was Electronic Arts.

2729
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:59,020
Maybe that says EA down there.

2730
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:01,310
Thank you very much there, Dara

2731
01:17:01,310 --> 01:17:03,670
Darmody, for your kind-hearted

2732
01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:05,220
and generous tip.

2733
01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:08,020
I hope you're doing well, sir.

2734
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:09,500
...the 11th floppy disk in a

2735
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:09,840
box.

2736
01:17:10,340 --> 01:17:11,440
And the ultimate secret weapon...

2737
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:12,260
Yeah.

2738
01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:13,530
...Occasio Boss for your

2739
01:17:13,530 --> 01:17:13,960
friends.

2740
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:14,870
Oh, you're one of the guys who

2741
01:17:14,870 --> 01:17:15,920
actually uses those things.

2742
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:16,680
I actually use this.

2743
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:17,460
This saves my life.

2744
01:17:17,580 --> 01:17:18,740
I remember this.

2745
01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:21,380
Because it's the way in which

2746
01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:23,620
he produces it from his jacket

2747
01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:24,380
there.

2748
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:25,880
It's sleek.

2749
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:26,560
It's smooth.

2750
01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:28,900
You think he's gonna...

2751
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:30,500
He picks up the floppy disk.

2752
01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:31,860
This is sleight of hand.

2753
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:33,180
This is close-up magic, you

2754
01:17:33,180 --> 01:17:33,600
know?

2755
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:35,000
He wants you to be looking at

2756
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:35,920
the floppies.

2757
01:17:36,780 --> 01:17:37,000
Yeah.

2758
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,960
And then little do you know...

2759
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,830
He's about to pull out a

2760
01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:40,780
fucking piece here.

2761
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,020
And I think...

2762
01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:43,540
Look at the way Stu's hands

2763
01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:44,440
left a frame.

2764
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:45,880
I think Stu thinks that your

2765
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,260
man's gonna pull a gun out of

2766
01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:48,740
his fucking top pocket.

2767
01:17:48,820 --> 01:17:50,060
Because look at Stu's hands.

2768
01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:51,660
He gets a little bit concerned.

2769
01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:53,600
And goes towards the table.

2770
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:55,180
And then...

2771
01:17:55,180 --> 01:17:56,860
Realizes it's a fucking...

2772
01:17:57,580 --> 01:17:58,380
PDA.

2773
01:17:58,940 --> 01:17:59,950
He's your personal defense

2774
01:17:59,950 --> 01:18:00,800
assistant.

2775
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:01,680
Boss for your friends.

2776
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,580
Oh, you're one of the guys who

2777
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:03,640
actually uses those things.

2778
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:04,400
I actually use this.

2779
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:05,160
This saves my life.

2780
01:18:05,220 --> 01:18:06,680
It keeps my diary together.

2781
01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:07,220
My schedule.

2782
01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:08,540
It has all my telephone numbers

2783
01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:08,940
in it.

2784
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,380
If you don't like the small one.

2785
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,850
You can get the slightly larger

2786
01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:12,200
one.

2787
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,510
That KZO makes for about $100

2788
01:18:13,510 --> 01:18:14,640
more than the $200.

2789
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:16,530
Stu was ready to disarm him

2790
01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:17,240
there.

2791
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:18,760
As Schmohen says.

2792
01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:21,620
That's Stu's hands left a frame

2793
01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:22,540
there.

2794
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:23,600
Just getting ready.

2795
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,180
Because he's been...

2796
01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:26,000
He knows.

2797
01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:27,350
He's seen this happen a million

2798
01:18:27,350 --> 01:18:28,120
times before.

2799
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:29,260
He's had to...

2800
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:31,180
He's had to counter attack...

2801
01:18:31,980 --> 01:18:32,680
An assassin.

2802
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,100
On one.

2803
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:35,810
You can get the slightly larger

2804
01:18:35,810 --> 01:18:37,510
one that KZO makes for about $100

2805
01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:38,900
more than the $200 this

2806
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:39,400
one costs.

2807
01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:41,160
And best of all...

2808
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:42,110
With this cable and some

2809
01:18:42,110 --> 01:18:43,110
software from Traveling

2810
01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:44,320
Software, you can link it up to

2811
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:44,860
your PC and

2812
01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:46,040
maintain the same data in both

2813
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,210
places very, very simply and

2814
01:18:47,210 --> 01:18:47,740
quickly.

2815
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,300
I may have to get one.

2816
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:50,780
All right.

2817
01:18:50,820 --> 01:18:51,160
That's great.

2818
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:52,050
Janet's going to be your turn

2819
01:18:52,050 --> 01:18:52,380
next.

2820
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:52,760
Great.

2821
01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:53,540
We have a...

2822
01:18:53,540 --> 01:18:54,320
Can you get me out of here?

2823
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,060
I sure can.

2824
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,710
And what I'm going to show is

2825
01:18:56,710 --> 01:18:58,670
something that I'm delighted is

2826
01:18:58,670 --> 01:19:00,120
a software package that

2827
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:00,860
basically

2828
01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:03,880
claims to reduce productivity.

2829
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:04,880
Okay.

2830
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:05,840
And I think for Christmas, that's

2831
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:06,280
wonderful.

2832
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:06,980
It's on a software.

2833
01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:07,880
It's on a software.

2834
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,080
And it's fun software.

2835
01:19:09,180 --> 01:19:10,280
What it does is it allows you

2836
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,440
to play with fractals.

2837
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:13,840
Fractals.

2838
01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:16,320
Got a shelf of fractals.

2839
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:16,660
Yeah.

2840
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:17,840
And there's...

2841
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:18,940
It looks like magic eye.

2842
01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:19,780
Right now, fractals are things

2843
01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:20,560
that people are hearing about

2844
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:21,040
an awful lot.

2845
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:21,940
This is fractals.

2846
01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:23,340
Fractals is the...

2847
01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:24,190
The package is also the

2848
01:19:24,190 --> 01:19:24,780
directory.

2849
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:25,440
There we go.

2850
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:25,960
Okay.

2851
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:26,500
Okay.

2852
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:26,860
Go ahead.

2853
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:27,800
Show us what this does.

2854
01:19:27,860 --> 01:19:28,240
Okay.

2855
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:31,020
Some liquid keyboard work there.

2856
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,420
Look at the teamsmanship.

2857
01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:34,040
Look at the teamwork going on

2858
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:34,580
here.

2859
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,870
Your man with the finger press

2860
01:19:36,870 --> 01:19:38,160
of the button.

2861
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:39,580
Boom.

2862
01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:41,880
He loves it.

2863
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:42,560
It's like...

2864
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,250
It's like seeing a fucking

2865
01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:46,300
Glenn Gould performance on the

2866
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:46,880
keys.

2867
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:47,120
Look.

2868
01:19:47,420 --> 01:19:48,800
Or Bernstein.

2869
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,580
Or a virtuoso.

2870
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,080
Like, the way he does that.

2871
01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:52,420
Boom.

2872
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:54,880
And then the hand raised up

2873
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,910
there to rapturous applause

2874
01:19:56,910 --> 01:19:57,880
inside.

2875
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,340
The opera house or whatever.

2876
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,420
And then look at this.

2877
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:04,640
180 degree side spin.

2878
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,740
Master of the keyboard.

2879
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:11,560
Liberace.

2880
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,230
We'll see that Liberace one

2881
01:20:14,230 --> 01:20:16,120
more time there.

2882
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:17,440
Now the package is...

2883
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:17,940
And look.

2884
01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:19,230
Before he even goes in with the

2885
01:20:19,230 --> 01:20:20,280
left for the attack.

2886
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,560
Look at the right.

2887
01:20:21,740 --> 01:20:22,910
Look at the work he's doing

2888
01:20:22,910 --> 01:20:24,200
with that right hand.

2889
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:26,340
Really going hard on that clicker

2890
01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:27,260
on the mouse.

2891
01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:28,820
$100 mouse, by the way.

2892
01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:30,760
And then left hand.

2893
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,120
Liberace swipe up.

2894
01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:34,540
And then.

2895
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,460
Bogenhagen.

2896
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:38,340
Bogenhagen.

2897
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:39,820
Bogenhagen.

2898
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,640
180 degrees.

2899
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,660
Into Jan's hands.

2900
01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:46,720
What a fucking transition.

2901
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:48,720
And look.

2902
01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:50,190
That moves the little curly

2903
01:20:50,190 --> 01:20:51,800
cable out from underneath.

2904
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,600
And it's a textbook.

2905
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,860
9.9 out of 10 landing.

2906
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:58,760
Onto the desk as well.

2907
01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:00,080
The double axle.

2908
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:01,580
The triple pike.

2909
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:03,900
Let's just see it in full flow

2910
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:04,760
there.

2911
01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:05,640
It's amazing stuff.

2912
01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,100
The package is also the

2913
01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:08,060
directory.

2914
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:08,460
Boom.

2915
01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:09,340
Liberace.

2916
01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:10,060
Turn.

2917
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:11,360
Cable underneath.

2918
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,340
And land.

2919
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:13,800
Oh.

2920
01:21:14,260 --> 01:21:15,720
Look at Jan going 90.

2921
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:17,980
Listen to Jan going 90.

2922
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:18,900
Okay.

2923
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:23,860
I've never seen.

2924
01:21:23,940 --> 01:21:25,160
I've never seen an exchange

2925
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:25,820
like that.

2926
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,040
As good as that in my life.

2927
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,180
And I think Stu even says

2928
01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,140
something like.

2929
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,740
When the keyboard hits the desk.

2930
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,140
So as you can see.

2931
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:36,740
Right now fractals are things

2932
01:21:36,740 --> 01:21:37,350
that people are hearing about

2933
01:21:37,350 --> 01:21:37,720
an awful lot.

2934
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:38,900
Fractals.

2935
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:39,960
There's the right click.

2936
01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:40,740
Left.

2937
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:42,240
Liberace hand.

2938
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:42,620
Okay.

2939
01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:43,860
Turn spin.

2940
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:44,820
Okay.

2941
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:45,560
Cable underneath.

2942
01:21:46,380 --> 01:21:47,100
Jan hammer.

2943
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:48,460
Jan hammer.

2944
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:49,390
And what you're going to see

2945
01:21:49,390 --> 01:21:49,660
here.

2946
01:21:50,060 --> 01:21:50,820
Is um.

2947
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:55,680
Some pre-generated slides.

2948
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:56,700
Jackie Chan.

2949
01:21:56,820 --> 01:21:57,560
Thank you very much.

2950
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:58,450
Shows and effects and things of

2951
01:21:58,450 --> 01:21:58,940
that nature.

2952
01:21:59,040 --> 01:21:59,710
So let me show you what you

2953
01:21:59,710 --> 01:22:00,400
have a choice of.

2954
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:01,540
You bring this up.

2955
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:02,210
You can either look at

2956
01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:02,960
individual images.

2957
01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:04,240
And I feel bad for Jan.

2958
01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:04,640
Look at this.

2959
01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:06,070
She's speaking at 100 miles an

2960
01:22:06,070 --> 01:22:06,420
hour.

2961
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:07,980
But she keeps on having to

2962
01:22:07,980 --> 01:22:09,690
fucking move her head to the

2963
01:22:09,690 --> 01:22:10,280
left.

2964
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:10,600
To the right.

2965
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:11,440
To see the monitor.

2966
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:13,150
Because it's just such a hard

2967
01:22:13,150 --> 01:22:13,740
set up.

2968
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,320
For the studio.

2969
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:15,680
You know.

2970
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:17,670
And look at the movement on her

2971
01:22:17,670 --> 01:22:18,560
head here.

2972
01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:20,850
I hope her neck was okay after

2973
01:22:20,850 --> 01:22:21,500
this.

2974
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,190
Some pre-generated slideshows

2975
01:22:23,190 --> 01:22:24,770
and effects and things of that

2976
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:25,400
nature.

2977
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,220
So let me show you what you

2978
01:22:26,220 --> 01:22:26,880
have a choice of.

2979
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:29,200
You pre-generated slideshows.

2980
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,520
Like it's looking at us.

2981
01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:32,980
Shows and effects and things of

2982
01:22:32,980 --> 01:22:33,740
that nature.

2983
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:33,940
And then there and the keyboard.

2984
01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:35,180
Then there and the keyboard.

2985
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:36,500
You bring this up.

2986
01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:37,280
You can either look at

2987
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:38,160
individual images.

2988
01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:39,580
Individual slides.

2989
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,900
Or individual slideshows.

2990
01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:42,010
So let's say I'm going to pick

2991
01:22:42,010 --> 01:22:42,700
a slideshow.

2992
01:22:42,980 --> 01:22:44,000
It'll give me my choice of what

2993
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,320
kind of slideshows I want.

2994
01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:46,390
And I'm going to start with

2995
01:22:46,390 --> 01:22:47,120
this one here.

2996
01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:47,580
The intro.

2997
01:22:47,580 --> 01:22:49,380
It takes a little while to load

2998
01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:50,160
as I want.

2999
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:52,940
It looks like a bike seat there.

3000
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:53,920
I'm going to start with this

3001
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:54,400
one here.

3002
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:54,860
The intro.

3003
01:22:54,980 --> 01:22:56,100
I don't know what the point of

3004
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:57,180
that thing was there.

3005
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,260
It's just like a psychedelic

3006
01:22:59,260 --> 01:23:00,280
bike seat.

3007
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,070
Do you know for one of those

3008
01:23:03,070 --> 01:23:06,360
kind of leisurely cyclists?

3009
01:23:06,580 --> 01:23:08,420
Wide load sort of seats.

3010
01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:10,730
It takes a little while to load

3011
01:23:10,730 --> 01:23:11,320
it up.

3012
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,050
But what you're going to see is

3013
01:23:13,050 --> 01:23:14,840
something that would normally

3014
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:16,780
take days and days to produce.

3015
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:18,530
What's going to happen here is

3016
01:23:18,530 --> 01:23:20,360
these are all starting from the

3017
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,780
same what's called a Mandelbrasset.

3018
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:23,120
Yeah.

3019
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:24,360
And it's going through various

3020
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,060
iterations.

3021
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:26,680
She was really into it.

3022
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:27,910
We're all starting from the

3023
01:23:27,910 --> 01:23:29,720
same what's called a Mandelbrasset.

3024
01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:30,040
Yeah.

3025
01:23:30,340 --> 01:23:31,280
And it's going through various

3026
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:31,960
iterations.

3027
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,160
It's changing the palettes.

3028
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:34,300
It's doing various things.

3029
01:23:34,540 --> 01:23:35,190
We can also affect it by

3030
01:23:35,190 --> 01:23:36,280
changing the direction and

3031
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,360
things of that nature.

3032
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,320
Tool or after you.

3033
01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:41,160
And it goes through.

3034
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:43,000
And you can sit here and watch

3035
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,200
this for hours.

3036
01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:45,260
And that's really all you're

3037
01:23:45,260 --> 01:23:46,280
supposed to do, right?

3038
01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:47,290
Well, there's a couple of

3039
01:23:47,290 --> 01:23:48,140
things you can do.

3040
01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:49,620
Just fucking space out to that,

3041
01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:49,980
man.

3042
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,200
Watch this for hours.

3043
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:53,230
And that's really all you're

3044
01:23:53,230 --> 01:23:54,260
supposed to do, right?

3045
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:55,300
Well, there's a couple of

3046
01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:56,140
things you can do.

3047
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,710
You can, first of all, use the

3048
01:23:57,710 --> 01:23:58,900
slideshows that come with the

3049
01:23:58,900 --> 01:23:59,500
system.

3050
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:00,570
Or you can use these special

3051
01:24:00,570 --> 01:24:01,790
effects and the various things

3052
01:24:01,790 --> 01:24:03,000
that come with the system.

3053
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:04,410
But you actually can generate

3054
01:24:04,410 --> 01:24:05,810
your own fractals and your own

3055
01:24:05,810 --> 01:24:06,620
slideshows.

3056
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:08,000
Fractals.

3057
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,410
Nobody's ever seen a fractal

3058
01:24:09,410 --> 01:24:10,280
show this fast.

3059
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,240
And the reason is that each of

3060
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:12,100
these frames can take.

3061
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:13,360
But did we want to?

3062
01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:15,160
Did we want to see a fractal

3063
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:15,780
show?

3064
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,250
Even in nobody even asked us,

3065
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:17,880
you know?

3066
01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:19,780
So they're selling it based on

3067
01:24:19,780 --> 01:24:20,340
that.

3068
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,740
That no one's ever seen this

3069
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:22,360
this fast.

3070
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:24,090
But did we even want to see

3071
01:24:24,090 --> 01:24:24,700
this?

3072
01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:25,220
These are all starting from the

3073
01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:25,400
same.

3074
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:26,500
And did we want to pay for it

3075
01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:27,220
then as well?

3076
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:28,640
It was called a Mandelbrasset.

3077
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:28,960
Yeah.

3078
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:30,200
And it's going through various

3079
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:30,880
iterations.

3080
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:32,080
It's changing the palettes.

3081
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:33,260
It's doing various things.

3082
01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:33,740
We can.

3083
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,150
SK, thank you very much for the

3084
01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:35,780
tip there.

3085
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:36,460
Can I get a big.

3086
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:38,890
Happy Christmas to my brother,

3087
01:24:38,890 --> 01:24:40,360
Cahill, in Argentina.

3088
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:46,400
Happy Christmas, Duke Cahill.

3089
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:58,340
Here we go.

3090
01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:58,900
Here we go.

3091
01:24:59,080 --> 01:24:59,540
T-shirt.

3092
01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:00,100
Yeah.

3093
01:25:00,380 --> 01:25:00,760
Uh-huh.

3094
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:01,810
Where you can use these special

3095
01:25:01,810 --> 01:25:02,880
effects and the various things

3096
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:03,940
that come with the system.

3097
01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:05,300
But you actually can generate

3098
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:06,660
your own fractals and your own

3099
01:25:06,660 --> 01:25:07,480
slideshows.

3100
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:08,680
Generate your own fractals.

3101
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:09,240
Fractals.

3102
01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:10,400
Each of the.

3103
01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:12,080
Nobody has ever seen a fractal

3104
01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:13,140
show this fast.

3105
01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:14,240
And the reason is that each of

3106
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:15,580
these frames can take maybe 12

3107
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:16,480
hours to generate.

3108
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:17,980
They're very simple to set it

3109
01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:18,360
up.

3110
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:19,390
And to allow it to start the

3111
01:25:19,390 --> 01:25:20,540
process of generating.

3112
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:21,920
But each of those can take, let's

3113
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:22,740
say, overnight.

3114
01:25:23,180 --> 01:25:23,860
We've got.

3115
01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:24,820
See, we've got.

3116
01:25:25,540 --> 01:25:26,640
Schindler's dying to get

3117
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:27,680
involved.

3118
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:29,420
And he's got the makeup on and

3119
01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:30,920
the Santa hat as well.

3120
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,570
And then a piece of software

3121
01:25:32,570 --> 01:25:33,900
called Black Hole.

3122
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,130
And that looks like it's going

3123
01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:36,800
to be good.

3124
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:39,920
Jan is really fucking fast.

3125
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:41,120
She doesn't stop.

3126
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:42,640
And even Stu is on the back

3127
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:43,200
foot.

3128
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:44,450
Like, you can see with the

3129
01:25:44,450 --> 01:25:45,700
interlocking spurs.

3130
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,240
That's a self-soothing move he

3131
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,420
usually does in a situation

3132
01:25:50,420 --> 01:25:52,920
where he's on the back foot.

3133
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:53,600
Set it up.

3134
01:25:53,740 --> 01:25:54,630
And to allow it to start the

3135
01:25:54,630 --> 01:25:55,780
process of generating.

3136
01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:57,140
But each of those can take, let's

3137
01:25:57,140 --> 01:25:57,920
say, overnight.

3138
01:25:58,140 --> 01:25:59,600
So you can make your own slideshows.

3139
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:00,680
Just allow a few days and set

3140
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:01,780
it in motion overnight.

3141
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,160
And pace them together.

3142
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:03,980
You can actually print these

3143
01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:04,400
out, Jan.

3144
01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:04,900
Is that what these are?

3145
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:05,500
You can print these out, yeah.

3146
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,530
And these are just some of the

3147
01:26:06,530 --> 01:26:07,520
images you're seeing on the

3148
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,320
screen right now.

3149
01:26:08,460 --> 01:26:08,620
You can.

3150
01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:09,740
Some of these.

3151
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:10,380
Oh, nice.

3152
01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:11,160
This stuff.

3153
01:26:11,340 --> 01:26:11,560
Wow.

3154
01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:13,060
And.

3155
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:16,080
Fractools.

3156
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:17,260
Fractools is the name of it.

3157
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:18,820
He had nothing else to say.

3158
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:20,660
Even Stu didn't know what to

3159
01:26:20,660 --> 01:26:21,920
say about that.

3160
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,530
So there was just dead air for

3161
01:26:23,530 --> 01:26:24,240
a moment.

3162
01:26:24,740 --> 01:26:26,120
And then he just repeated the

3163
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:27,500
name of the program.

3164
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,000
These are some printouts that

3165
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,270
Jan did earlier on while spaced

3166
01:26:32,270 --> 01:26:34,380
out tripping on this software.

3167
01:26:34,380 --> 01:26:35,320
You're seeing on the screen.

3168
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:35,840
Thank you.

3169
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,090
And Joni, thank you very much

3170
01:26:37,090 --> 01:26:38,020
for the tip there.

3171
01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:38,440
Right now.

3172
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:38,720
You can.

3173
01:26:38,980 --> 01:26:39,900
Some of these.

3174
01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:40,340
That's gorgeous.

3175
01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:41,200
This stuff.

3176
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:41,800
That's gorgeous.

3177
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:43,160
And.

3178
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:44,600
Is it gorgeous though?

3179
01:26:44,660 --> 01:26:46,040
I mean, what it is, it's not

3180
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,320
like 1960s counterculture tie-dye

3181
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,340
t-shirts piece.

3182
01:26:50,180 --> 01:26:51,420
And love and all that.

3183
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:53,560
This is like 1989 now.

3184
01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:54,920
This is in the past.

3185
01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:57,080
Fractools.

3186
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:58,420
Fractools is the name of it.

3187
01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,040
And.

3188
01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:00,340
How much is it?

3189
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,560
The price of the package is $59.

3190
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:03,860
And until the end of this year,

3191
01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:05,220
meaning the Christmas season,

3192
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,000
it's $45.

3193
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:06,920
Not bad.

3194
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:08,430
And it comes from a company

3195
01:27:08,430 --> 01:27:09,270
that actually makes

3196
01:27:09,270 --> 01:27:10,140
productivity tools.

3197
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:11,320
But this is a tool guaranteed

3198
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:12,480
to reduce productivity.

3199
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:13,460
What else do you have, Jan?

3200
01:27:13,460 --> 01:27:14,920
I'm going to show you Sim City,

3201
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,300
which is one of the cleverest

3202
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:17,580
games I think that has ever

3203
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:17,960
come out.

3204
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:19,420
Are you two with it, Jan?

3205
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:20,000
I am.

3206
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:20,240
Yeah.

3207
01:27:20,380 --> 01:27:21,570
And the keyboard is being

3208
01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:23,120
passed around at pace, like

3209
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:24,180
past the parcel.

3210
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,020
It's a Christmas keyboard.

3211
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:28,340
I think Schindler even takes a

3212
01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:30,690
moment to admire the keyboard

3213
01:27:30,690 --> 01:27:33,160
after the transition there.

3214
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:33,940
Watch this.

3215
01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:35,100
Look, he's looking at it for a

3216
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:35,400
bit.

3217
01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:37,050
Sim City basically lets you

3218
01:27:37,050 --> 01:27:38,830
create your own cities and run

3219
01:27:38,830 --> 01:27:40,060
your own cities.

3220
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,570
And you have all the dynamics

3221
01:27:41,570 --> 01:27:43,190
that you would normally have in

3222
01:27:43,190 --> 01:27:44,200
running a city.

3223
01:27:44,540 --> 01:27:45,350
You have to decide on things

3224
01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:46,340
like building roads.

3225
01:27:46,340 --> 01:27:46,560
A shitty city.

3226
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:48,360
You have to decide on taxes.

3227
01:27:49,020 --> 01:27:49,590
If you, let's say, don't

3228
01:27:49,590 --> 01:27:51,020
maintain your police force or

3229
01:27:51,020 --> 01:27:52,670
your fire department, you make

3230
01:27:52,670 --> 01:27:53,900
it voted out of office.

3231
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,000
It's a mayor simulation.

3232
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,000
It's a mayor simulation to a

3233
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,020
certain extent, yeah.

3234
01:27:57,260 --> 01:27:57,940
And then there's various

3235
01:27:57,940 --> 01:27:59,040
scenarios that are built in,

3236
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,220
such as natural disasters.

3237
01:28:00,900 --> 01:28:01,820
The Black.

3238
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:03,540
Have they got the right game on?

3239
01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:05,450
Or is that the name of the

3240
01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:07,420
creators of Sim City?

3241
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:09,660
I can't remember seeing that.

3242
01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:12,360
The Black Hole.

3243
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,780
Oh no, that's Schindler loading

3244
01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:16,220
up his software.

3245
01:28:16,780 --> 01:28:18,300
You can also...

3246
01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:19,760
And it's making a noise and

3247
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,180
putting Jan off her Sim City

3248
01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:21,760
pitch.

3249
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:23,240
Create your own cities, create

3250
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:24,390
your own scenarios, and

3251
01:28:24,390 --> 01:28:25,880
therefore other people who have

3252
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:27,360
the package can create cities

3253
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:28,510
with each other or create

3254
01:28:28,510 --> 01:28:29,940
scenarios with each other.

3255
01:28:30,340 --> 01:28:31,440
And Sim City, thank you very

3256
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,280
much for this.

3257
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:32,720
Sim City.

3258
01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:33,320
Sim City.

3259
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:33,960
Sounds great.

3260
01:28:34,060 --> 01:28:34,920
Paul, I hear you making noise.

3261
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:36,480
Jan, I'm sorry that I...

3262
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,280
That was, we basically didn't

3263
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:40,170
even have any screenshots or

3264
01:28:40,170 --> 01:28:41,600
anything of a piece of digital

3265
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:42,280
media.

3266
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,170
It was just two people telling

3267
01:28:44,170 --> 01:28:45,460
us about what went on.

3268
01:28:46,460 --> 01:28:47,440
Who cares?

3269
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:49,130
Because Schindler's got his

3270
01:28:49,130 --> 01:28:50,740
program up and running.

3271
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:52,100
The Black Hole.

3272
01:28:52,420 --> 01:28:53,840
And he is happy.

3273
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,030
And you can tell Stu's face

3274
01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:56,400
look is happy because he knows

3275
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:57,480
Schindler's good.

3276
01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,640
Not to say Jan wasn't good.

3277
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:00,160
But those...

3278
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:00,760
Those...

3279
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:01,740
That trippy software.

3280
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:03,870
And then not even having a

3281
01:29:03,870 --> 01:29:05,800
screenshot for Sim City.

3282
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:06,980
Let that piece down.

3283
01:29:07,540 --> 01:29:09,500
But Stu knows that Schindler's

3284
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,860
gonna produce the goods.

3285
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:13,020
He's gonna bring the goods.

3286
01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:14,490
I will not allow anyone to

3287
01:29:14,490 --> 01:29:16,360
steal my work on the G-Virus.

3288
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:18,080
Tom.

3289
01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:20,110
Thank you very, very, very much

3290
01:29:20,110 --> 01:29:20,760
there.

3291
01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:22,010
Can you shout out to my mate

3292
01:29:22,010 --> 01:29:22,760
Bernard Fox?

3293
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:31,520
Thank you Bernard Fox.

3294
01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:37,780
Sorry that I stepped on your

3295
01:29:37,780 --> 01:29:42,720
discussion there.

3296
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:43,980
This is called Black Hole.

3297
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:45,770
And it's actually called Beyond

3298
01:29:45,770 --> 01:29:46,800
the Black Hole.

3299
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,020
And this one is a...

3300
01:29:49,020 --> 01:29:50,810
It's a $50 package from

3301
01:29:50,810 --> 01:29:53,210
Software Toolworks in Chatsworth,

3302
01:29:53,210 --> 01:29:54,340
California.

3303
01:29:54,740 --> 01:29:54,980
And...

3304
01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:55,660
Chatsworth.

3305
01:29:56,480 --> 01:29:57,210
I like the way he just forgot

3306
01:29:57,210 --> 01:29:58,880
what he was on about there.

3307
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:00,160
And it's actually called Beyond

3308
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:00,920
the Black Hole.

3309
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,940
And this one is a...

3310
01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:04,800
It's a $50 package from

3311
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,290
Software Toolworks in Chatsworth,

3312
01:30:07,290 --> 01:30:08,420
California.

3313
01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:09,830
And, you know, on the surface

3314
01:30:09,830 --> 01:30:10,860
you can say...

3315
01:30:10,860 --> 01:30:12,870
On the surface you can say it's

3316
01:30:12,870 --> 01:30:14,040
not that good.

3317
01:30:14,140 --> 01:30:15,500
But you play it and it's a good

3318
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,000
game.

3319
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:17,760
Toolworks in Chatsworth,

3320
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:18,640
California.

3321
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,540
And, you know, on the surface,

3322
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:20,900
you could say,

3323
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,130
well, it's just another arcade

3324
01:30:22,130 --> 01:30:22,500
game.

3325
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:25,050
However, this game is actually

3326
01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:25,760
3D.

3327
01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:28,100
It uses the same process they

3328
01:30:28,100 --> 01:30:29,560
used for that 3D Super Bowl

3329
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:30,240
commercial.

3330
01:30:30,820 --> 01:30:32,320
And what you do, Stuart, is you

3331
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,750
put on these clear on one side

3332
01:30:34,750 --> 01:30:35,840
glasses.

3333
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:38,440
Paper, they cut into your skin

3334
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:40,500
at the ear, you know.

3335
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:42,770
The other Jeff, thank you very,

3336
01:30:42,770 --> 01:30:43,580
very much.

3337
01:30:43,660 --> 01:30:44,980
He's still working on the Ghost

3338
01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:45,700
Pepper film.

3339
01:30:46,140 --> 01:30:47,340
It's in development.

3340
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:48,750
You'll be glad to hear about

3341
01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:49,600
that as well.

3342
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:51,500
And Eliamo, thank you very,

3343
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:53,160
very much for your tip.

3344
01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:54,280
Very, very kind.

3345
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:55,540
Higgins isn't simple.

3346
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:57,390
And they're a Schindler fucking

3347
01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:57,920
alert.

3348
01:30:58,100 --> 01:31:00,190
While we have the man himself,

3349
01:31:00,190 --> 01:31:01,980
it's a collector's item.

3350
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:03,100
Thank you very much.

3351
01:31:03,180 --> 01:31:04,320
And Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, thank

3352
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,320
you very much for the tip.

3353
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:06,860
Don't try this at home, kids.

3354
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:07,060
Yeah.

3355
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:09,060
But as I look at this now, that

3356
01:31:09,060 --> 01:31:11,060
ball appears to be going in and

3357
01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:11,880
back out.

3358
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:14,220
And the goal is you're supposed

3359
01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:16,120
to ring all the bells.

3360
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:17,530
And I'll just show you that

3361
01:31:17,530 --> 01:31:19,320
there's a little fuel indicator

3362
01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:20,600
there on the bottom.

3363
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:22,430
If you run out of fuel, you go

3364
01:31:22,430 --> 01:31:24,080
to Verne's Orborama.

3365
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:25,840
Verne's Orborama.

3366
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:26,600
And you're supposed to go

3367
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:27,460
through those orbs to pick up

3368
01:31:27,460 --> 01:31:27,740
gas.

3369
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:29,910
The problem with this is that I

3370
01:31:29,910 --> 01:31:31,180
can't work it.

3371
01:31:31,260 --> 01:31:33,880
My nine-year-old daughter, Marlo,

3372
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:35,640
is fine on this thing.

3373
01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:38,110
I am just absolutely impossible

3374
01:31:38,110 --> 01:31:38,700
on it.

3375
01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:39,320
And that's called black hole.

3376
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:40,500
That's called black hole.

3377
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:40,820
Okay.

3378
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:41,880
Black hole.

3379
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:42,700
And I'll just get out of that.

3380
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:43,530
Show us quickly what else you

3381
01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:43,800
have.

3382
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,340
Yes, I have Tree Saver.

3383
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:47,140
Now, you could say to yourself...

3384
01:31:47,140 --> 01:31:47,790
He seems to know his way around

3385
01:31:47,790 --> 01:31:48,120
the block.

3386
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:48,120
He seems to know his way around

3387
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:48,160
the block.

3388
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:49,860
How about you?

3389
01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:50,420
How about you?

3390
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:54,020
He seems to know his way around...

3391
01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:55,520
Thank you very much, Jingle

3392
01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:57,350
Bell and Sperling, for your

3393
01:31:57,350 --> 01:31:59,980
kind, hard and generous tip.

3394
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:02,110
What I like about this is it

3395
01:32:02,110 --> 01:32:04,030
sounds like it's going to be a

3396
01:32:04,030 --> 01:32:05,500
green, awareness,

3397
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,810
environmentally friendly piece

3398
01:32:07,810 --> 01:32:10,260
of software called Tree Saver.

3399
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:11,900
So it's going to save you

3400
01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:14,020
having to fucking print stuff

3401
01:32:14,020 --> 01:32:16,480
out, maybe, and then it's

3402
01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:18,540
revolutionizing your work life.

3403
01:32:19,220 --> 01:32:20,780
Digitally, let's see how.

3404
01:32:20,980 --> 01:32:21,980
Get out of that and...

3405
01:32:21,980 --> 01:32:22,700
Show us quickly what else you

3406
01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:22,920
have.

3407
01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:24,440
Yes, I have Tree Saver.

3408
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,390
Now, you could say to yourself,

3409
01:32:26,390 --> 01:32:27,960
well, what on earth would you

3410
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:29,320
want to have...

3411
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:30,420
How could you save trees with

3412
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:30,960
software?

3413
01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:33,240
Well, the answer is this...

3414
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:34,500
Boy, I can't see what those are.

3415
01:32:34,620 --> 01:32:35,400
They're great for playing the

3416
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:36,080
game, but...

3417
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:37,250
Yeah, they're fucking useless

3418
01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:37,820
otherwise.

3419
01:32:38,140 --> 01:32:40,490
And it didn't even have both

3420
01:32:40,490 --> 01:32:41,500
lenses in it.

3421
01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:42,940
Do you know, one of them is

3422
01:32:42,940 --> 01:32:44,510
meant to have a green lens and

3423
01:32:44,510 --> 01:32:45,880
the other one is red.

3424
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:48,500
So that creates the 3D effect.

3425
01:32:49,300 --> 01:32:50,950
But you can see he's getting flustered

3426
01:32:50,950 --> 01:32:51,720
as well.

3427
01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:53,100
He needs to remember his lines.

3428
01:32:53,260 --> 01:32:54,420
And these glasses are taking

3429
01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:55,800
the fucking pace because he's

3430
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:56,950
trying to read his little

3431
01:32:56,950 --> 01:32:57,540
script.

3432
01:32:57,860 --> 01:32:59,320
But it's not working out for

3433
01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:00,780
him in the 3D glasses.

3434
01:33:00,780 --> 01:33:01,240
This...

3435
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:03,540
Boy, I can't see what those are.

3436
01:33:03,660 --> 01:33:04,440
They're great for playing the

3437
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,120
game, but...

3438
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:07,620
What you have, Stuart, is it's...

3439
01:33:07,620 --> 01:33:09,300
Photo reduction software for

3440
01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:10,400
laser printers.

3441
01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:12,100
So you can print two to a page

3442
01:33:12,100 --> 01:33:13,320
or four to a page.

3443
01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:14,010
And you may say, well, that's

3444
01:33:14,010 --> 01:33:14,420
impo...

3445
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:15,320
How are you fucking reading

3446
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:15,620
that?

3447
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:16,280
...possible to read.

3448
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:17,390
And the fact is that it's

3449
01:33:17,390 --> 01:33:18,520
possible to read it.

3450
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:19,800
Yeah, don't tell me they

3451
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:20,960
provide you...

3452
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:21,950
Obviously, we've seen this

3453
01:33:21,950 --> 01:33:22,900
years ago, but I forgot.

3454
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:23,920
I'm not...

3455
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:24,960
I agree with you.

3456
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,280
After buying some new clobber.

3457
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:27,040
Thank you very much.

3458
01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:30,200
I want the whole town to see me.

3459
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:33,540
I want the whole town to see me.

3460
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,120
Thank you very much, Tom.

3461
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,860
Very, very kind of you, Tom.

3462
01:33:42,020 --> 01:33:43,260
Where was I there?

3463
01:33:43,380 --> 01:33:45,730
Don't tell me they've bundled

3464
01:33:45,730 --> 01:33:47,980
in a fucking magnifying glass

3465
01:33:47,980 --> 01:33:50,340
with the software itself.

3466
01:33:51,260 --> 01:33:52,860
If he pulls out a magnifying

3467
01:33:52,860 --> 01:33:54,610
glass and you can even see this

3468
01:33:54,610 --> 01:33:57,700
fella here, look at how excited

3469
01:33:57,700 --> 01:33:59,770
he is to see what Schindler is

3470
01:33:59,770 --> 01:34:01,850
going to pull out of his magic

3471
01:34:01,850 --> 01:34:03,280
Christmas box.

3472
01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:05,410
And thank you very, very much

3473
01:34:05,410 --> 01:34:07,610
there, Tom, for your kind,

3474
01:34:07,610 --> 01:34:08,780
generous tip.

3475
01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:09,560
Very kind.

3476
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:10,840
It's a great piece of software.

3477
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,410
That's $90 from DiscoverSoft in

3478
01:34:12,410 --> 01:34:13,580
Alameda, California.

3479
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:14,680
And finally...

3480
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:15,060
There isn't.

3481
01:34:15,180 --> 01:34:15,880
There isn't.

3482
01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:17,240
He just leaves it at that.

3483
01:34:17,300 --> 01:34:18,160
You can't read it.

3484
01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:19,730
Four to a page, and you may say,

3485
01:34:19,730 --> 01:34:21,240
well, that's impossible to read.

3486
01:34:21,300 --> 01:34:22,350
And the fact is that it's

3487
01:34:22,350 --> 01:34:23,480
possible to read it.

3488
01:34:23,540 --> 01:34:24,350
That's a great piece of

3489
01:34:24,350 --> 01:34:24,880
software.

3490
01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,460
That's $90 from DiscoverSoft in

3491
01:34:26,460 --> 01:34:27,600
Alameda, California.

3492
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:29,270
And finally, for the portable

3493
01:34:29,270 --> 01:34:30,760
computer owner, this is an

3494
01:34:30,760 --> 01:34:32,120
indispensable tool.

3495
01:34:32,420 --> 01:34:33,440
This thing is called the Road

3496
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:34,000
Warrior.

3497
01:34:34,580 --> 01:34:35,320
It's from a company called CP

3498
01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:36,590
Plus in Huntington Beach,

3499
01:34:36,590 --> 01:34:37,400
California.

3500
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:38,200
Two versions.

3501
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:40,510
The $50 version and the $139

3502
01:34:40,510 --> 01:34:41,220
version.

3503
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:42,260
And the difference is this

3504
01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:43,180
little thing here.

3505
01:34:43,340 --> 01:34:46,040
That's got an RJ45 in.

3506
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,080
Even in a hotel where you...

3507
01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:49,080
That changes...

3508
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:50,710
I bet you that changes your

3509
01:34:50,710 --> 01:34:52,330
phone connection, your

3510
01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:54,290
telephone connection, into a

3511
01:34:54,290 --> 01:34:55,520
fucking internet

3512
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:56,400
connection, maybe.

3513
01:34:56,580 --> 01:34:57,830
But it doesn't look like it

3514
01:34:57,830 --> 01:34:58,880
could be a modem.

3515
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:00,100
It can't get to the plug at the

3516
01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:00,520
wall.

3517
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:01,950
This will allow you to use your

3518
01:35:01,950 --> 01:35:03,550
portable computer on the handset

3519
01:35:03,550 --> 01:35:04,020
cord.

3520
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:05,600
Terrific, terrific.

3521
01:35:05,860 --> 01:35:06,900
If you know somebody owns a

3522
01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:08,360
portable and travels...

3523
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:09,740
Or it's not even an internet

3524
01:35:09,740 --> 01:35:10,240
thing.

3525
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:11,380
It's not a networking thing.

3526
01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:12,960
This is just a fantastic gift.

3527
01:35:13,340 --> 01:35:14,560
And reasonably priced, I think.

3528
01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,180
Alright, it is finally my turn.

3529
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:16,680
I have...

3530
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:17,740
Would you need that little case

3531
01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:18,460
for it, though?

3532
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:19,160
This is just a fantastic gift.

3533
01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:21,100
This little case here.

3534
01:35:21,300 --> 01:35:22,420
And reasonably priced, I think.

3535
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:24,110
It's like something you'd keep

3536
01:35:24,110 --> 01:35:26,080
your handheld gaming device in.

3537
01:35:26,740 --> 01:35:27,720
But they're just like little

3538
01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:29,860
bits you'd throw into a box.

3539
01:35:29,940 --> 01:35:31,720
A miscellaneous box of tat.

3540
01:35:32,660 --> 01:35:33,980
And again, this fella on the

3541
01:35:33,980 --> 01:35:35,040
left here.

3542
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,040
Look the way he's swinging.

3543
01:35:36,580 --> 01:35:37,570
It looks as though he's going

3544
01:35:37,570 --> 01:35:38,700
to reach for a gun.

3545
01:35:39,100 --> 01:35:40,550
On the right-hand side of his

3546
01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:41,160
jacket.

3547
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:42,480
The way he swings over here.

3548
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:42,700
Look.

3549
01:35:42,980 --> 01:35:43,700
He's reaching.

3550
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:46,340
But he doesn't.

3551
01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:47,160
It's finally my turn.

3552
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:48,380
I have up here on the PC a

3553
01:35:48,380 --> 01:35:49,750
great program if you know

3554
01:35:49,750 --> 01:35:51,340
somebody who's a CompuServe

3555
01:35:51,340 --> 01:35:51,880
user.

3556
01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:53,790
This just came out literally

3557
01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:54,600
this day.

3558
01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:56,410
It is a very lovely, friendly

3559
01:35:56,410 --> 01:35:58,310
Windows interface for working

3560
01:35:58,310 --> 01:35:59,500
on CompuServe.

3561
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:01,160
It saves you tremendous amounts

3562
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:01,760
of time.

3563
01:36:02,140 --> 01:36:03,330
It makes using CompuServe fun,

3564
01:36:03,330 --> 01:36:04,440
not the drudgery of that usual

3565
01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:05,060
interface.

3566
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:07,110
It's $25 and you get $15 worth

3567
01:36:07,110 --> 01:36:08,260
of online credit.

3568
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:09,870
So it basically costs you $10

3569
01:36:09,870 --> 01:36:10,620
to get this.

3570
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,140
Anyhow, it's called CompuServe

3571
01:36:12,140 --> 01:36:13,360
Information Manager.

3572
01:36:13,860 --> 01:36:15,040
And it really makes using CompuServe

3573
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:16,200
a heck of a lot easier.

3574
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:17,620
I want to show you one other

3575
01:36:17,620 --> 01:36:19,190
thing here, which is kind of

3576
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:20,180
fun right now.

3577
01:36:20,740 --> 01:36:21,080
If I can do anything.

3578
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:22,610
And fair play to them for doing

3579
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:23,780
all this on the fly.

3580
01:36:23,780 --> 01:36:26,210
There's no click your box

3581
01:36:26,210 --> 01:36:29,020
graphical user interface.

3582
01:36:29,140 --> 01:36:30,920
It's like they're having to

3583
01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:33,040
fucking type in commands to get

3584
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:34,950
stuff to happen on a TV show as

3585
01:36:34,950 --> 01:36:36,700
well at the same time.

3586
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:38,340
So it's a lot going on.

3587
01:36:38,780 --> 01:36:40,180
This is a translation program

3588
01:36:40,180 --> 01:36:41,700
that actually works.

3589
01:36:41,820 --> 01:36:42,750
It's a Spanish to English

3590
01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:43,860
translation program.

3591
01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:45,100
It's not very expensive.

3592
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:45,980
A few hundred dollars.

3593
01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:46,950
And let me just show you how

3594
01:36:46,950 --> 01:36:47,560
this works.

3595
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:48,360
This is really terrific.

3596
01:36:48,460 --> 01:36:49,240
We'll put it into keyboard

3597
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:49,820
translation.

3598
01:36:49,820 --> 01:36:51,650
And all you do is type in

3599
01:36:51,650 --> 01:36:53,440
actual sentences.

3600
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:54,980
Round up the bodies to come

3601
01:36:54,980 --> 01:36:55,720
fight in.

3602
01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:57,320
I want the whole town to see me.

3603
01:36:57,540 --> 01:36:57,780
Okay.

3604
01:36:58,340 --> 01:36:59,080
Anyhow, what you do is you type

3605
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,220
in an English sentence.

3606
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:01,180
You type translate.

3607
01:37:01,480 --> 01:37:02,100
And out comes a Spanish

3608
01:37:02,100 --> 01:37:02,580
sentence.

3609
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:03,390
It's great if you're trying to

3610
01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:04,190
do simple communications in

3611
01:37:04,190 --> 01:37:04,960
English and Spanish.

3612
01:37:05,260 --> 01:37:06,760
Real briefly, Banner Mania.

3613
01:37:06,940 --> 01:37:07,860
A wonderful program.

3614
01:37:07,980 --> 01:37:09,360
About $30, $40 or so.

3615
01:37:09,660 --> 01:37:10,480
Look at the kinds of things

3616
01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:11,080
this does.

3617
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:11,960
Jan, if you'll help me.

3618
01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:14,680
Any idiot like me can make

3619
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:18,900
these gorgeous, gorgeous banners.

3620
01:37:19,460 --> 01:37:20,720
That's Banner Mania.

3621
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,070
Let's get rid of that real

3622
01:37:22,070 --> 01:37:22,620
quick.

3623
01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:23,780
T-Magic.

3624
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:25,740
How are you?

3625
01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:27,460
Thank you very much.

3626
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,260
T-T-Magic.

3627
01:37:30,380 --> 01:37:31,610
For your kite-hard and generous

3628
01:37:31,610 --> 01:37:32,160
tip.

3629
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:32,860
Two things real quick.

3630
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:34,380
I wanted to be on the screen

3631
01:37:34,380 --> 01:37:36,180
during this fucking banner.

3632
01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:37,740
I wanted to be on the screen

3633
01:37:37,740 --> 01:37:39,180
during that banner.

3634
01:37:39,420 --> 01:37:40,110
I don't know what that was

3635
01:37:40,110 --> 01:37:40,980
about, by the way.

3636
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:41,500
English and Spanish.

3637
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,300
Real briefly, Banner Mania.

3638
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,400
A wonderful...

3639
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,360
Banner Mania.

3640
01:37:46,260 --> 01:37:47,980
For a program, about $30, $40

3641
01:37:47,980 --> 01:37:48,600
or so.

3642
01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:49,800
Look at the kinds of things

3643
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:50,930
this does, Jan, if you'll help

3644
01:37:50,930 --> 01:37:51,220
me.

3645
01:37:51,660 --> 01:37:53,000
Any idiot.

3646
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:55,940
Any idiot can use this.

3647
01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:57,380
Like me.

3648
01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:58,930
Can make these gorgeous,

3649
01:37:58,930 --> 01:38:00,040
gorgeous...

3650
01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:01,280
And a tour.

3651
01:38:01,740 --> 01:38:01,920
Ah.

3652
01:38:03,140 --> 01:38:03,600
Ah.

3653
01:38:03,840 --> 01:38:04,340
Banners.

3654
01:38:04,340 --> 01:38:04,340
Banners.

3655
01:38:04,340 --> 01:38:06,200
Computer Chronicles.

3656
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:07,240
Intra Duke.

3657
01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:08,660
You can't even see it.

3658
01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:11,860
Broderbun's Banner Mania, which

3659
01:38:11,860 --> 01:38:12,940
ripped.

3660
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:15,140
And we even got a noise out of

3661
01:38:15,140 --> 01:38:17,340
stew, which has never been

3662
01:38:17,340 --> 01:38:18,760
heard before.

3663
01:38:19,420 --> 01:38:21,940
It's a stew surprise noise that

3664
01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:23,780
goes like this.

3665
01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:24,880
Oh.

3666
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:26,980
That's Banner Mania.

3667
01:38:27,460 --> 01:38:27,860
Gorgeous.

3668
01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:28,620
Gorgeous.

3669
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:29,420
Ah.

3670
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:31,440
Ah.

3671
01:38:32,060 --> 01:38:32,960
That's me.

3672
01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:34,120
And you can make...

3673
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:36,370
He makes a great face during

3674
01:38:36,370 --> 01:38:37,060
that.

3675
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:38,120
He's gorgeous.

3676
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:38,600
Gorgeous.

3677
01:38:39,460 --> 01:38:41,190
We need to put these into the Dara

3678
01:38:41,190 --> 01:38:42,660
box, the Dara chamber.

3679
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:44,500
Stew the mule.

3680
01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:45,400
Thank you very much.

3681
01:38:46,020 --> 01:38:47,060
I beg your pardon.

3682
01:38:47,280 --> 01:38:49,850
I've been neglecting my duties

3683
01:38:49,850 --> 01:38:52,510
here, which is to always log

3684
01:38:52,510 --> 01:38:55,320
and note any particular sizzle

3685
01:38:55,320 --> 01:38:55,940
points.

3686
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:57,760
And that's one of them right

3687
01:38:57,760 --> 01:38:58,420
there.

3688
01:38:58,620 --> 01:38:58,760
Ah.

3689
01:39:00,060 --> 01:39:00,540
Here we go.

3690
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,040
Gorgeous.

3691
01:39:02,380 --> 01:39:02,680
Ah.

3692
01:39:03,300 --> 01:39:05,020
So that's 1217.

3693
01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:07,280
Let's load this into our chaos

3694
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:08,120
chamber.

3695
01:39:08,580 --> 01:39:08,720
Ah.

3696
01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:11,080
Ah.

3697
01:39:13,100 --> 01:39:13,500
Ah.

3698
01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:13,540
Ah.

3699
01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:17,220
Maybe there.

3700
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:18,900
Maybe there.

3701
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:19,840
So that's that.

3702
01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:21,840
Then we come out of here onto

3703
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:22,480
here.

3704
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:23,760
You can save the video timestamps

3705
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:25,140
for your number of keys quicker.

3706
01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,460
Choose the time in the video.

3707
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:27,920
Because of the way YouTube

3708
01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:29,330
captures mouse, you have to

3709
01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,080
click outside the video for the

3710
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:31,300
keys

3711
01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:31,540
to work.

3712
01:39:31,620 --> 01:39:32,060
Good stuff.

3713
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:33,380
And I love the way this goes to

3714
01:39:33,380 --> 01:39:34,000
the frame.

3715
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:36,410
The way he set this up, it goes

3716
01:39:36,410 --> 01:39:37,660
to the frame.

3717
01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:38,800
Not just 1217.

3718
01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:43,000
We've even got 1217.113, which

3719
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,980
is so perfect for us.

3720
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:46,990
Because look, we just hit the

3721
01:39:46,990 --> 01:39:48,180
fucking play.

3722
01:39:48,220 --> 01:39:49,360
Motion overnight and then.

3723
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:50,100
And paste them together.

3724
01:39:50,300 --> 01:39:50,920
You can actually print these

3725
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:51,340
out, Jan.

3726
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:51,560
Is that what these are?

3727
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,260
You can print these out.

3728
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:52,460
Yeah.

3729
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:53,530
And these are just some of the

3730
01:39:53,530 --> 01:39:53,980
images.

3731
01:39:54,100 --> 01:39:54,400
Ah.

3732
01:39:54,660 --> 01:39:55,020
Ah.

3733
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:55,600
Ah.

3734
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:56,160
Ah.

3735
01:39:56,380 --> 01:39:56,700
Ah.

3736
01:39:56,940 --> 01:39:57,260
Ah.

3737
01:39:57,420 --> 01:39:58,180
Good stuff.

3738
01:39:58,860 --> 01:39:59,380
I mean, when you use them in

3739
01:39:59,380 --> 01:40:00,890
quick succession like that, it

3740
01:40:00,890 --> 01:40:01,880
sounds a bit dodgy.

3741
01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:02,800
But we'll leave it.

3742
01:40:02,980 --> 01:40:04,080
At least it's there anyway.

3743
01:40:04,260 --> 01:40:04,460
Banners.

3744
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:06,580
Thank you very much, Stu the Mule.

3745
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:07,960
That's Banner Mania.

3746
01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:09,270
Let's get rid of that real

3747
01:40:09,270 --> 01:40:09,820
quick.

3748
01:40:10,220 --> 01:40:11,120
Two things real quick.

3749
01:40:11,340 --> 01:40:12,700
This is a lot of fun.

3750
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:13,720
The Voice Master Key.

3751
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:14,540
Voice recognition.

3752
01:40:14,720 --> 01:40:15,380
People laugh at it.

3753
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:16,620
$149.

3754
01:40:17,020 --> 01:40:18,540
People laugh at it.

3755
01:40:18,540 --> 01:40:20,640
The Voice Master Key.

3756
01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:23,830
And look at the text on box

3757
01:40:23,830 --> 01:40:25,000
action.

3758
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:26,990
No need for any sort of fancy

3759
01:40:26,990 --> 01:40:29,560
pictures or anything like that.

3760
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:31,440
Just some text on a box.

3761
01:40:31,900 --> 01:40:33,850
And then more text in smaller

3762
01:40:33,850 --> 01:40:34,900
writing.

3763
01:40:35,940 --> 01:40:36,200
Do you know?

3764
01:40:36,340 --> 01:40:37,870
And just that's all you need is

3765
01:40:37,870 --> 01:40:39,160
that picture of the voice

3766
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:40,540
recognition system.

3767
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:41,850
Even when it doesn't, it's

3768
01:40:41,850 --> 01:40:42,780
great fun to play with.

3769
01:40:43,060 --> 01:40:44,290
Software, board, headset,

3770
01:40:44,290 --> 01:40:45,540
microphone and so on.

3771
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:46,620
You can do wonderful things.

3772
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:47,700
It really is a productivity

3773
01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:48,800
tool if you're doing certain

3774
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:49,900
kinds of applications.

3775
01:40:50,440 --> 01:40:51,320
Stocking stuffers.

3776
01:40:51,680 --> 01:40:52,880
Hint books I find are very much

3777
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:53,800
appreciated.

3778
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:54,360
A couple of...

3779
01:40:54,360 --> 01:40:56,420
They call them stocking stuffers.

3780
01:40:56,860 --> 01:40:57,780
In the States.

3781
01:40:58,420 --> 01:40:59,100
...kinds of applications.

3782
01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:00,840
We call them stocking fillers.

3783
01:41:00,980 --> 01:41:01,860
Stocking stuffers.

3784
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:03,400
Hint books I find are very much

3785
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:04,320
appreciated.

3786
01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:05,140
A couple of bucks.

3787
01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:06,270
If somebody's trying to solve

3788
01:41:06,270 --> 01:41:07,020
this adventure...

3789
01:41:07,020 --> 01:41:07,540
I agree, man.

3790
01:41:07,580 --> 01:41:08,800
I have to buy some new clobber.

3791
01:41:09,020 --> 01:41:10,190
Round up the boys to come point

3792
01:41:10,190 --> 01:41:10,520
in.

3793
01:41:10,740 --> 01:41:12,220
I want the whole town to see me.

3794
01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:16,960
But they will love it.

3795
01:41:17,300 --> 01:41:17,960
That's my stuff.

3796
01:41:17,960 --> 01:41:18,400
Ah.

3797
01:41:18,820 --> 01:41:19,420
Ah.

3798
01:41:20,220 --> 01:41:20,780
Banners.

3799
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:22,020
That's...

3800
01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:22,360
Ah.

3801
01:41:22,540 --> 01:41:23,180
Ah.

3802
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:24,180
Ah.

3803
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:25,560
Banners.

3804
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:26,700
Ah.

3805
01:41:27,980 --> 01:41:28,540
Banners.

3806
01:41:29,280 --> 01:41:29,660
Ah.

3807
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:31,040
Banners.

3808
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:32,340
That's...

3809
01:41:32,340 --> 01:41:32,820
Ah.

3810
01:41:33,780 --> 01:41:34,260
Banners.

3811
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:36,600
That's Banner Mania.

3812
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:37,770
Let's get rid of that real

3813
01:41:37,770 --> 01:41:38,320
quick.

3814
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,520
Two things real quick.

3815
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:40,860
This is a lot of fun.

3816
01:41:40,860 --> 01:41:41,900
The Voice Master Key.

3817
01:41:41,900 --> 01:41:43,550
Voice recognition, people laugh

3818
01:41:43,550 --> 01:41:43,860
at it.

3819
01:41:43,860 --> 01:41:44,700
Hundred--

3820
01:41:45,900 --> 01:41:46,960
- People laugh at it.

3821
01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:50,160
Hundred and forty nine dollars.

3822
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:52,040
Chaos, absolute chaos here.

3823
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:53,700
Thank you very much there,

3824
01:41:53,700 --> 01:41:55,020
Napoleon Captain.

3825
01:41:55,020 --> 01:42:02,020
Thank you for your deep.

3826
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:09,020
Make sure you're treasley.

3827
01:42:09,020 --> 01:42:13,680
They shall do what I did with

3828
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:18,020
the turkey and the ham.

3829
01:42:18,020 --> 01:42:47,020
I am truly a Christmas man.

3830
01:42:47,020 --> 01:42:49,780
Thank you very much there,

3831
01:42:49,780 --> 01:42:52,020
Napoleon Capitan.

3832
01:42:52,020 --> 01:42:54,020
And Darren Mack as well.

3833
01:42:54,020 --> 01:42:56,020
Darren Mack as well.

3834
01:42:56,020 --> 01:42:59,020
- $149.

3835
01:42:59,020 --> 01:43:00,020
- Come on.

3836
01:43:00,020 --> 01:43:01,020
- I like a picture.

3837
01:43:01,020 --> 01:43:02,020
- Okay.

3838
01:43:02,020 --> 01:43:03,520
That's a cute little toy for

3839
01:43:03,520 --> 01:43:04,020
the kids,

3840
01:43:04,020 --> 01:43:05,050
and I'm gonna come back with

3841
01:43:05,050 --> 01:43:06,020
one for the grownups.

3842
01:43:06,020 --> 01:43:08,020
- Ah, ah, ah.

3843
01:43:08,020 --> 01:43:09,020
Banners.

3844
01:43:09,020 --> 01:43:11,020
That's Banner Mania.

3845
01:43:11,020 --> 01:43:12,020
Let's get rid of--

3846
01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:15,020
Ah, banners.

3847
01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:18,020
That's Banner Mania.

3848
01:43:18,020 --> 01:43:20,010
I like the way Jan is

3849
01:43:20,010 --> 01:43:22,020
positioned here.

3850
01:43:22,020 --> 01:43:24,020
Like she's about to do--

3851
01:43:24,020 --> 01:43:27,020
Dance like an Egyptian.

3852
01:43:27,020 --> 01:43:29,020
- Real quick.

3853
01:43:29,020 --> 01:43:30,020
Two things real quick.

3854
01:43:30,020 --> 01:43:31,020
This is a lot of fun.

3855
01:43:31,020 --> 01:43:32,020
The voice--

3856
01:43:32,020 --> 01:43:34,020
- A lot of fun.

3857
01:43:34,020 --> 01:43:35,020
And here he is.

3858
01:43:35,020 --> 01:43:37,890
Killdoll is back with some toys

3859
01:43:37,890 --> 01:43:39,020
for the adults.

3860
01:43:39,020 --> 01:43:40,300
Adventure game and they haven't

3861
01:43:40,300 --> 01:43:41,020
had much luck.

3862
01:43:41,020 --> 01:43:42,020
They will love it.

3863
01:43:42,020 --> 01:43:43,020
That's my stuff.

3864
01:43:43,020 --> 01:43:44,020
Now, Gary--

3865
01:43:44,020 --> 01:43:45,020
They will love it.

3866
01:43:45,020 --> 01:43:46,020
That's my stuff.

3867
01:43:46,020 --> 01:43:46,580
If somebody's trying to solve

3868
01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:47,270
this adventure game and they

3869
01:43:47,270 --> 01:43:48,520
haven't had much luck, they

3870
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:50,020
will love it.

3871
01:43:50,020 --> 01:43:51,110
I like the way he looks at

3872
01:43:51,110 --> 01:43:52,430
people when he says they will

3873
01:43:52,430 --> 01:43:53,020
love it.

3874
01:43:53,020 --> 01:43:55,020
But no one's saying yes.

3875
01:43:55,020 --> 01:43:57,020
We will log that one.

3876
01:43:57,020 --> 01:43:58,020
That's another one.

3877
01:43:58,020 --> 01:43:59,020
That's my full of bucks.

3878
01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:00,160
If somebody's trying to solve

3879
01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:01,240
this adventure game and they

3880
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:02,320
haven't had much luck, they

3881
01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:03,020
will love it.

3882
01:44:03,020 --> 01:44:05,210
Okay, we need to log they will

3883
01:44:05,210 --> 01:44:06,020
love it.

3884
01:44:06,020 --> 01:44:10,020
Thank you for your glorious tip.

3885
01:44:10,020 --> 01:44:12,380
Chiefsy, thank you very, very

3886
01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:13,020
much.

3887
01:44:13,020 --> 01:44:16,020
Chiefsy, very, very kind of you.

3888
01:44:16,020 --> 01:44:20,550
We need to launch this into our

3889
01:44:20,550 --> 01:44:23,020
second bank.

3890
01:44:24,020 --> 01:44:26,020
Maybe there.

3891
01:44:26,020 --> 01:44:29,020
Will that work?

3892
01:44:29,020 --> 01:44:30,020
Let's see.

3893
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:33,020
They will love it.

3894
01:44:33,020 --> 01:44:34,020
They will love it.

3895
01:44:34,020 --> 01:44:35,020
They will love it.

3896
01:44:35,020 --> 01:44:36,020
They will love it.

3897
01:44:36,020 --> 01:44:38,020
They will love it.

3898
01:44:38,020 --> 01:44:39,020
That's my stuff.

3899
01:44:39,020 --> 01:44:40,020
Now, Gary--

3900
01:44:40,020 --> 01:44:41,020
That's my stuff.

3901
01:44:41,020 --> 01:44:42,020
It's your turn.

3902
01:44:42,020 --> 01:44:43,020
What do you have to show us?

3903
01:44:43,020 --> 01:44:44,260
We'll do it with all the

3904
01:44:44,260 --> 01:44:45,020
interest.

3905
01:44:45,020 --> 01:44:46,020
The wipe.

3906
01:44:46,020 --> 01:44:47,020
That's my stuff.

3907
01:44:47,020 --> 01:44:48,020
Now, Gary, it is your turn.

3908
01:44:48,020 --> 01:44:49,020
What do you have to show us?

3909
01:44:49,020 --> 01:44:50,830
We've got a kind of advent

3910
01:44:50,830 --> 01:44:53,270
calendar door opening, closing

3911
01:44:53,270 --> 01:44:54,020
on Stu.

3912
01:44:54,020 --> 01:44:56,020
We still have half of Stu there.

3913
01:44:56,020 --> 01:44:58,050
Imagine Stu closing the advent

3914
01:44:58,050 --> 01:44:59,020
door on him.

3915
01:44:59,020 --> 01:45:01,020
Would you ever want to do that?

3916
01:45:01,020 --> 01:45:02,880
And it gets stuck halfway and

3917
01:45:02,880 --> 01:45:04,850
you can't close it fully and

3918
01:45:04,850 --> 01:45:07,020
you're just left looking at Stu,

3919
01:45:07,020 --> 01:45:08,600
Stu there like that looking at

3920
01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:09,020
you.

3921
01:45:09,020 --> 01:45:11,480
You finally manage to kick it

3922
01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:14,020
in and it closes like that.

3923
01:45:14,020 --> 01:45:14,820
I threw it with all the

3924
01:45:14,820 --> 01:45:16,020
interest in desktop video.

3925
01:45:16,020 --> 01:45:17,220
I picked a desktop video

3926
01:45:17,220 --> 01:45:18,020
peripheral.

3927
01:45:18,020 --> 01:45:19,460
In this case, it's the Sharp

3928
01:45:19,460 --> 01:45:21,020
Liquid Crystal Projector.

3929
01:45:21,020 --> 01:45:22,020
Lovely.

3930
01:45:22,020 --> 01:45:23,320
And this thing works very much

3931
01:45:23,320 --> 01:45:24,530
like a slide projector except

3932
01:45:24,530 --> 01:45:26,020
it projects video, of course.

3933
01:45:26,020 --> 01:45:27,630
The single light source in here

3934
01:45:27,630 --> 01:45:28,810
and three layers of LCD

3935
01:45:28,810 --> 01:45:30,580
displays, one for red, one for

3936
01:45:30,580 --> 01:45:32,020
green, one for blue.

3937
01:45:32,020 --> 01:45:33,300
And since it's a single light

3938
01:45:33,300 --> 01:45:34,670
source and a single lens, then

3939
01:45:34,670 --> 01:45:35,750
you have no convergence

3940
01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:37,020
problems whatsoever.

3941
01:45:37,020 --> 01:45:38,230
You can set it up as close as

3942
01:45:38,230 --> 01:45:39,640
you'd like within reason to the

3943
01:45:39,640 --> 01:45:41,020
screen or to whiteboard.

3944
01:45:41,020 --> 01:45:42,020
I don't understand.

3945
01:45:42,020 --> 01:45:42,620
You can use in the boardroom or

3946
01:45:42,620 --> 01:45:43,020
you can watch.

3947
01:45:43,020 --> 01:45:45,020
Size of the fucking thing.

3948
01:45:45,020 --> 01:45:46,020
Huge.

3949
01:45:46,020 --> 01:45:47,690
Maybe you've got like a little

3950
01:45:47,690 --> 01:45:49,130
monitor to see what you're

3951
01:45:49,130 --> 01:45:50,720
going to be projecting on the

3952
01:45:50,720 --> 01:45:52,020
big screen itself.

3953
01:45:52,020 --> 01:45:53,580
Football at home, whatever you

3954
01:45:53,580 --> 01:45:54,020
like.

3955
01:45:54,020 --> 01:45:55,560
Now, what I'm going to do here

3956
01:45:55,560 --> 01:45:56,930
is I'm going to take a tape

3957
01:45:56,930 --> 01:45:58,140
that I've created using a

3958
01:45:58,140 --> 01:45:59,890
desktop video and play it with

3959
01:45:59,890 --> 01:46:01,620
this player TV combination as a

3960
01:46:01,620 --> 01:46:03,020
source for the video.

3961
01:46:03,020 --> 01:46:05,270
And as you see, I'll be zooming

3962
01:46:05,270 --> 01:46:07,280
in here now and focusing the

3963
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:08,020
lens.

3964
01:46:08,020 --> 01:46:09,020
Okay.

3965
01:46:09,020 --> 01:46:12,020
And now I can zoom back out.

3966
01:46:12,020 --> 01:46:13,640
And I can go up to a seven foot

3967
01:46:13,640 --> 01:46:15,020
diagonal if I like.

3968
01:46:15,020 --> 01:46:15,960
So you can see this is a very

3969
01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:17,020
handy lightweight device.

3970
01:46:17,020 --> 01:46:18,020
It's about $3,000.

3971
01:46:18,020 --> 01:46:20,020
It's my pick for this Christmas.

3972
01:46:20,020 --> 01:46:21,020
Unreal.

3973
01:46:21,020 --> 01:46:24,020
And Jan.

3974
01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:26,290
Jan Lewis has got a fucking Casio

3975
01:46:26,290 --> 01:46:27,020
watch.

3976
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:29,020
It plugs into your computer.

3977
01:46:29,020 --> 01:46:31,430
To maybe update the time or you've

3978
01:46:31,430 --> 01:46:33,580
got, you've got stuff on your

3979
01:46:33,580 --> 01:46:35,470
watch and then you can just

3980
01:46:35,470 --> 01:46:37,610
save it to your computer using

3981
01:46:37,610 --> 01:46:39,020
the USB as well.

3982
01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:41,240
Maybe USB wasn't even invented

3983
01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:43,020
in 1989 yet.

3984
01:46:43,020 --> 01:46:50,190
And we do remember this guy

3985
01:46:50,190 --> 01:46:57,360
because he looked like the

3986
01:46:57,360 --> 01:47:00,020
uncle.

3987
01:47:00,020 --> 01:47:03,520
This is like the Uncle Schlug

3988
01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:06,020
fella he's coming right up.

3989
01:47:06,020 --> 01:47:06,720
And we're going to have a lot

3990
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:07,020
of fun.

3991
01:47:07,020 --> 01:47:07,720
And we're going to have a lot

3992
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:08,020
of fun.

3993
01:47:08,020 --> 01:47:08,720
And we're going to have a lot

3994
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:09,020
of fun.

3995
01:47:09,020 --> 01:47:09,720
And we're going to have a lot

3996
01:47:09,720 --> 01:47:10,020
of fun.

3997
01:47:10,020 --> 01:47:10,720
And we're going to have a lot

3998
01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:11,020
of fun.

3999
01:47:11,020 --> 01:47:11,720
And we're going to have a lot

4000
01:47:11,720 --> 01:47:12,020
of fun.

4001
01:47:12,020 --> 01:47:12,720
And we're going to have a lot

4002
01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:13,020
of fun.

4003
01:47:13,020 --> 01:47:13,720
And we're going to have a lot

4004
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:14,020
of fun.

4005
01:47:14,020 --> 01:47:14,720
And we're going to have a lot

4006
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:15,020
of fun.

4007
01:47:15,020 --> 01:47:15,720
And we're going to have a lot

4008
01:47:15,720 --> 01:47:16,020
of fun.

4009
01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:16,720
And we're going to have a lot

4010
01:47:16,720 --> 01:47:17,020
of fun.

4011
01:47:17,020 --> 01:47:17,720
And we're going to have a lot

4012
01:47:17,720 --> 01:47:18,020
of fun.

4013
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:18,720
And we're going to have a lot

4014
01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:19,020
of fun.

4015
01:47:19,020 --> 01:47:19,720
And we're going to have a lot

4016
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:20,020
of fun.

4017
01:47:20,020 --> 01:47:20,720
And we're going to have a lot

4018
01:47:20,720 --> 01:47:21,020
of fun.

4019
01:47:21,020 --> 01:47:21,720
And we're going to have a lot

4020
01:47:21,720 --> 01:47:22,020
of fun.

4021
01:47:22,020 --> 01:47:22,720
And we're going to have a lot

4022
01:47:22,720 --> 01:47:23,020
of fun.

4023
01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:23,720
And we're going to have a lot

4024
01:47:23,720 --> 01:47:24,020
of fun.

4025
01:47:24,020 --> 01:47:24,720
And we're going to have a lot

4026
01:47:24,720 --> 01:47:25,020
of fun.

4027
01:47:25,020 --> 01:47:25,720
And we're going to have a lot

4028
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:26,020
of fun.

4029
01:47:26,020 --> 01:47:26,720
And we're going to have a lot

4030
01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:27,020
of fun.

4031
01:47:27,020 --> 01:47:27,720
And we're going to have a lot

4032
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:28,020
of fun.

4033
01:47:28,020 --> 01:47:28,720
And we're going to have a lot

4034
01:47:28,720 --> 01:47:29,020
of fun.

4035
01:47:29,020 --> 01:47:29,740
And we're going to have a lot

4036
01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:30,020
of fun.

4037
01:47:30,020 --> 01:47:30,780
And we're going to have a lot

4038
01:47:30,780 --> 01:47:31,020
of fun.

4039
01:47:31,020 --> 01:47:31,720
And we're going to have a lot

4040
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:32,020
of fun.

4041
01:47:32,020 --> 01:47:32,780
And we're going to have a lot

4042
01:47:32,780 --> 01:47:33,020
of fun.

4043
01:47:33,020 --> 01:47:33,720
And we're going to have a lot

4044
01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:34,020
of fun.

4045
01:47:34,020 --> 01:47:34,720
And we're going to have a lot

4046
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:35,020
of fun.

4047
01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:35,720
And we're going to have a lot

4048
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:36,020
of fun.

4049
01:47:36,020 --> 01:47:37,200
I think they probably would as

4050
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:38,020
a matter of fact.

4051
01:47:38,020 --> 01:47:39,020
Okay.

4052
01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:40,020
This is a great little toy.

4053
01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:41,600
Then we have the Farallon Portable

4054
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:42,020
Pack.

4055
01:47:42,020 --> 01:47:43,360
And this is everything you need

4056
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:44,020
on the road.

4057
01:47:44,020 --> 01:47:45,060
Either to run with your Mac

4058
01:47:45,060 --> 01:47:46,020
Portable or your Mac SE.

4059
01:47:46,020 --> 01:47:46,720
Or whatever you're carrying on

4060
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:47,020
the road.

4061
01:47:47,020 --> 01:47:48,370
It's got everything in here

4062
01:47:48,370 --> 01:47:49,020
that you need.

4063
01:47:49,020 --> 01:47:50,970
It's got all the various types

4064
01:47:50,970 --> 01:47:52,020
of connectors.

4065
01:47:52,020 --> 01:47:53,930
Can you put the Cole Chan hat

4066
01:47:53,930 --> 01:47:55,020
on him again?

4067
01:47:55,020 --> 01:47:56,020
I'm looking for it man.

4068
01:47:56,020 --> 01:47:57,020
I'm looking for it.

4069
01:47:57,020 --> 01:47:58,290
I think I might have fucking

4070
01:47:58,290 --> 01:47:59,020
deleted it.

4071
01:47:59,020 --> 01:48:00,710
That's the big joke on this

4072
01:48:00,710 --> 01:48:02,020
situation here.

4073
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:03,400
But I mean look if we don't

4074
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,020
have it.

4075
01:48:04,020 --> 01:48:04,690
It's in the other episode

4076
01:48:04,690 --> 01:48:05,020
anyway.

4077
01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:05,790
I can't even believe I'm

4078
01:48:05,790 --> 01:48:07,020
watching the same episode again.

4079
01:48:07,020 --> 01:48:10,150
But I can because they pack so

4080
01:48:10,150 --> 01:48:12,020
much into them.

4081
01:48:12,020 --> 01:48:13,170
Kind of like what Paul showed

4082
01:48:13,170 --> 01:48:14,020
us on the PC side.

4083
01:48:14,020 --> 01:48:15,020
Exactly.

4084
01:48:15,020 --> 01:48:16,020
Exactly the same type of thing.

4085
01:48:16,020 --> 01:48:18,020
In here it's got various types

4086
01:48:18,020 --> 01:48:20,020
of RJ11, splitters, dual edge,

4087
01:48:20,020 --> 01:48:22,020
software slots.

4088
01:48:22,020 --> 01:48:23,020
Right.

4089
01:48:23,020 --> 01:48:24,070
And then it's got more than

4090
01:48:24,070 --> 01:48:25,020
just software slots.

4091
01:48:25,020 --> 01:48:26,200
It has two copies each of Timbuktu

4092
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,020
and remote Timbuktu.

4093
01:48:27,020 --> 01:48:28,020
Timbuktu.

4094
01:48:28,020 --> 01:48:29,200
Which allows you to control

4095
01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:30,020
your Mac from afar.

4096
01:48:30,020 --> 01:48:31,330
Over the phone line or in your

4097
01:48:31,330 --> 01:48:32,020
own office.

4098
01:48:32,020 --> 01:48:33,410
So this is about $800 worth of

4099
01:48:33,410 --> 01:48:34,020
stuff in here.

4100
01:48:34,020 --> 01:48:35,790
And lest you think this is a

4101
01:48:35,790 --> 01:48:38,020
Swiss Army knife of portables,

4102
01:48:38,020 --> 01:48:40,020
it even has a Swiss Army knife.

4103
01:48:40,020 --> 01:48:41,020
That is great.

4104
01:48:41,020 --> 01:48:42,060
And then of course with all

4105
01:48:42,060 --> 01:48:43,260
those cables it also includes

4106
01:48:43,260 --> 01:48:44,400
instructions for how to hook

4107
01:48:44,400 --> 01:48:45,530
things up and how to make them

4108
01:48:45,530 --> 01:48:46,020
work.

4109
01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:46,700
And what's the Farallon Portable

4110
01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:47,020
Pack cost?

4111
01:48:47,020 --> 01:48:48,470
It cost about $400 and if you

4112
01:48:48,470 --> 01:48:49,720
bought these things retail it

4113
01:48:49,720 --> 01:48:51,020
would be about $800.

4114
01:48:51,020 --> 01:48:52,020
Fantastic.

4115
01:48:52,020 --> 01:48:53,020
So it's a real good deal.

4116
01:48:53,020 --> 01:48:53,810
Then I have a bunch of books

4117
01:48:53,810 --> 01:48:54,430
that I think are very

4118
01:48:54,430 --> 01:48:55,020
interesting.

4119
01:48:55,020 --> 01:48:56,020
One is the HyperTalk Bible.

4120
01:48:56,020 --> 01:48:57,020
Yeah.

4121
01:48:57,020 --> 01:48:57,620
And I think this is a real good

4122
01:48:57,620 --> 01:48:58,020
one to be using.

4123
01:48:58,020 --> 01:48:59,020
HyperTalk.

4124
01:48:59,020 --> 01:49:01,020
So many ahas from Stu.

4125
01:49:01,020 --> 01:49:02,330
I've never heard him do this

4126
01:49:02,330 --> 01:49:03,020
many ahas.

4127
01:49:03,020 --> 01:49:04,330
New book on the market is Dr.

4128
01:49:04,330 --> 01:49:05,020
Macintosh.

4129
01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:07,020
Another really good book.

4130
01:49:07,020 --> 01:49:08,020
MIDI programming for the Macintosh.

4131
01:49:08,020 --> 01:49:09,020
Yes.

4132
01:49:09,020 --> 01:49:10,340
And this is anyone who wants to

4133
01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:11,460
use MIDI and music and all

4134
01:49:11,460 --> 01:49:13,020
sorts of neat stuff like that.

4135
01:49:13,020 --> 01:49:15,300
Brand new is Macintosh Hypermedia

4136
01:49:15,300 --> 01:49:17,020
and this also is great.

4137
01:49:17,020 --> 01:49:18,790
And last but not least is the

4138
01:49:18,790 --> 01:49:21,140
Mac user 200 best Macintosh

4139
01:49:21,140 --> 01:49:22,020
products.

4140
01:49:22,020 --> 01:49:23,020
Very good segue Jan.

4141
01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:24,330
We're going to come back to you

4142
01:49:24,330 --> 01:49:25,020
in a minute.

4143
01:49:25,020 --> 01:49:26,290
Andrew what do you have for us

4144
01:49:26,290 --> 01:49:27,020
for Mac user?

4145
01:49:27,020 --> 01:49:27,980
Well Stuart I've got the

4146
01:49:27,980 --> 01:49:29,020
ultimate holiday gift here.

4147
01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:31,020
I've got the Macintosh portable.

4148
01:49:31,020 --> 01:49:32,020
That's for sure.

4149
01:49:32,020 --> 01:49:34,760
There's a lovely sound there as

4150
01:49:34,760 --> 01:49:37,020
Schlug opens up the ah.

4151
01:49:37,020 --> 01:49:38,020
Stuart I've.

4152
01:49:38,020 --> 01:49:39,020
Laptop I believe.

4153
01:49:39,020 --> 01:49:40,020
Listen to the ah.

4154
01:49:40,020 --> 01:49:42,080
I've got the ultimate holiday

4155
01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:43,020
gift here.

4156
01:49:43,020 --> 01:49:45,020
I've got the Macintosh portable.

4157
01:49:45,020 --> 01:49:46,020
That's for sure.

4158
01:49:46,020 --> 01:49:47,820
But this unit has a 40 megabyte

4159
01:49:47,820 --> 01:49:49,260
internal hard disk, one mega

4160
01:49:49,260 --> 01:49:51,020
RAM and we'll call it the Macintosh

4161
01:49:51,020 --> 01:49:53,020
and will cost you about $6500.

4162
01:49:53,020 --> 01:49:53,800
Can you spin that around a

4163
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:54,570
little bit so we can see it

4164
01:49:54,570 --> 01:49:55,020
Andrew?

4165
01:49:55,020 --> 01:49:56,020
Spin it.

4166
01:49:56,020 --> 01:49:57,390
Alright and what I'm going to

4167
01:49:57,390 --> 01:49:58,790
do is I'm going to show you how

4168
01:49:58,790 --> 01:50:00,440
easy it is to make a label for

4169
01:50:00,440 --> 01:50:01,020
your ah.

4170
01:50:01,020 --> 01:50:02,790
For your Christmas gifts on

4171
01:50:02,790 --> 01:50:05,020
this label writer from CoStar.

4172
01:50:05,020 --> 01:50:06,190
Okay that's the full guy in the

4173
01:50:06,190 --> 01:50:07,020
middle over here.

4174
01:50:07,020 --> 01:50:08,020
That's right.

4175
01:50:08,020 --> 01:50:09,020
Okay.

4176
01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:10,020
Doxxed himself there.

4177
01:50:10,020 --> 01:50:12,250
Full address and zip code, air

4178
01:50:12,250 --> 01:50:14,020
code and everything.

4179
01:50:14,020 --> 01:50:15,020
Label writer.

4180
01:50:15,020 --> 01:50:17,020
But it was a simpler time.

4181
01:50:17,020 --> 01:50:18,800
Unless he was wanting to put

4182
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:20,020
that out there.

4183
01:50:20,020 --> 01:50:21,150
That's the little guy in the

4184
01:50:21,150 --> 01:50:22,020
middle over here.

4185
01:50:22,020 --> 01:50:23,020
That's right.

4186
01:50:23,020 --> 01:50:24,020
Okay.

4187
01:50:24,020 --> 01:50:25,600
So what I'm going to do is now

4188
01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:26,020
print out.

4189
01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:27,480
Right now it's printing out a

4190
01:50:27,480 --> 01:50:28,020
label.

4191
01:50:28,020 --> 01:50:29,020
It's very fast.

4192
01:50:29,020 --> 01:50:31,020
Look at that action.

4193
01:50:31,020 --> 01:50:32,020
There it is.

4194
01:50:32,020 --> 01:50:33,020
Coming out right now.

4195
01:50:33,020 --> 01:50:35,020
That's like one letter a second.

4196
01:50:35,020 --> 01:50:37,410
So you can just when that comes

4197
01:50:37,410 --> 01:50:38,020
out.

4198
01:50:38,020 --> 01:50:40,270
I think Stu goes in with the

4199
01:50:40,270 --> 01:50:42,720
finger there just to bring it

4200
01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:44,020
to the fore.

4201
01:50:44,020 --> 01:50:46,580
And we're going to see the Stu

4202
01:50:46,580 --> 01:50:49,020
finger into scene here.

4203
01:50:49,020 --> 01:50:50,020
There it is.

4204
01:50:50,020 --> 01:50:51,020
There it is.

4205
01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:53,020
Coming out right now.

4206
01:50:53,020 --> 01:50:54,910
So you can just when that comes

4207
01:50:54,910 --> 01:50:57,020
out you can just tear that off.

4208
01:50:57,020 --> 01:50:58,480
So that's just a little

4209
01:50:58,480 --> 01:51:00,420
peripheral that you plug into

4210
01:51:00,420 --> 01:51:01,020
what?

4211
01:51:01,020 --> 01:51:02,020
That's right.

4212
01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:03,200
It goes right into the serial

4213
01:51:03,200 --> 01:51:04,020
port of your Mac.

4214
01:51:04,020 --> 01:51:06,540
And it will print barcode

4215
01:51:06,540 --> 01:51:08,020
labels too.

4216
01:51:08,020 --> 01:51:09,020
Uh-huh.

4217
01:51:09,020 --> 01:51:11,210
I also have a new product from

4218
01:51:11,210 --> 01:51:12,020
Calcomp.

4219
01:51:12,020 --> 01:51:12,820
You can put the lid of the

4220
01:51:12,820 --> 01:51:13,700
portable down so we can see

4221
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:14,020
that.

4222
01:51:14,020 --> 01:51:15,020
Let's put this out of the way.

4223
01:51:15,020 --> 01:51:16,020
All right.

4224
01:51:16,020 --> 01:51:18,090
I've got the Wiz tablet from

4225
01:51:18,090 --> 01:51:19,020
Calcomp.

4226
01:51:19,020 --> 01:51:20,020
Uh-huh.

4227
01:51:20,020 --> 01:51:21,020
And what it has is a six button.

4228
01:51:21,020 --> 01:51:22,020
A Ouija board.

4229
01:51:22,020 --> 01:51:24,020
Like a digital Ouija board.

4230
01:51:24,020 --> 01:51:25,020
A button mouse.

4231
01:51:25,020 --> 01:51:26,020
A DJ board.

4232
01:51:26,020 --> 01:51:27,890
The buttons on here actually go

4233
01:51:27,890 --> 01:51:29,020
rock both ways.

4234
01:51:29,020 --> 01:51:30,020
Uh-huh.

4235
01:51:30,020 --> 01:51:31,020
So you actually get six buttons.

4236
01:51:31,020 --> 01:51:32,590
What you do is you get these

4237
01:51:32,590 --> 01:51:34,280
templates and they come from

4238
01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:36,020
most of the popular Macintosh

4239
01:51:36,020 --> 01:51:37,020
programs.

4240
01:51:37,020 --> 01:51:38,020
Uh-huh.

4241
01:51:38,020 --> 01:51:39,870
You can click on the templates

4242
01:51:39,870 --> 01:51:42,020
and perform a lot of functions.

4243
01:51:42,020 --> 01:51:43,020
Uh-huh.

4244
01:51:43,020 --> 01:51:45,100
For the lower budget I have, uh,

4245
01:51:45,100 --> 01:51:46,870
you can get this product for

4246
01:51:46,870 --> 01:51:48,020
about $30.

4247
01:51:48,020 --> 01:51:50,260
What it is is it's a hyper dialer

4248
01:51:50,260 --> 01:51:52,260
from data desk and it goes in

4249
01:51:52,260 --> 01:51:54,270
between your phone and your

4250
01:51:54,270 --> 01:51:55,020
handset.

4251
01:51:55,020 --> 01:51:56,960
And you call up your electronic

4252
01:51:56,960 --> 01:51:58,770
Rolodex and dials the number

4253
01:51:58,770 --> 01:52:00,020
automatically.

4254
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:01,020
Directly from your Mac.

4255
01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:02,020
Directly from your Mac.

4256
01:52:02,020 --> 01:52:02,710
You can send other sounds

4257
01:52:02,710 --> 01:52:03,570
though through your telephone

4258
01:52:03,570 --> 01:52:04,020
using that.

4259
01:52:04,020 --> 01:52:05,020
That's right.

4260
01:52:05,020 --> 01:52:06,020
That's right.

4261
01:52:06,020 --> 01:52:07,020
You've got your sounds.

4262
01:52:07,020 --> 01:52:07,980
Yes, I know.

4263
01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:09,260
Jan has sent music through the

4264
01:52:09,260 --> 01:52:09,980
phone to who?

4265
01:52:09,980 --> 01:52:11,540
Some rather amusing sounds, I'm

4266
01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:11,980
sure.

4267
01:52:11,980 --> 01:52:12,980
Uh-huh.

4268
01:52:12,980 --> 01:52:13,980
Rather amusing sounds.

4269
01:52:13,980 --> 01:52:15,980
Your sounds, guys, yes, I know.

4270
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:17,300
You can, uh, send, uh, some

4271
01:52:17,300 --> 01:52:18,980
rather amusing sounds, I'm sure.

4272
01:52:18,980 --> 01:52:19,980
Um.

4273
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:20,980
What's that, Bob?

4274
01:52:20,980 --> 01:52:22,980
Thank you very much there, Shev.

4275
01:52:22,980 --> 01:52:26,270
I think I just saw a moment of

4276
01:52:26,270 --> 01:52:29,130
concern in Stu's face where

4277
01:52:29,130 --> 01:52:31,980
they're all laughing.

4278
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:33,430
But it's one of those moments

4279
01:52:33,430 --> 01:52:35,070
maybe where he's realized that

4280
01:52:35,070 --> 01:52:36,570
they're, what are we laughing

4281
01:52:36,570 --> 01:52:36,980
at?

4282
01:52:36,980 --> 01:52:37,840
There's no actual, there's

4283
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:38,980
nothing to really laugh at here.

4284
01:52:38,980 --> 01:52:40,980
And you can see it in his face.

4285
01:52:40,980 --> 01:52:42,980
Uh, keep watching his face here.

4286
01:52:42,980 --> 01:52:44,980
It goes from smile.

4287
01:52:44,980 --> 01:52:45,980
I'll play it in full motion.

4288
01:52:45,980 --> 01:52:47,570
And, uh, send, uh, some rather

4289
01:52:47,570 --> 01:52:48,980
amusing sounds, I'm sure.

4290
01:52:48,980 --> 01:52:50,980
There, concern, just there.

4291
01:52:50,980 --> 01:52:51,980
Your sounds, George.

4292
01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:52,980
Happy, happy, happy.

4293
01:52:52,980 --> 01:52:53,980
Happy.

4294
01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:54,980
Happy.

4295
01:52:54,980 --> 01:52:55,980
Happy.

4296
01:52:55,980 --> 01:52:56,980
And then watch.

4297
01:52:56,980 --> 01:52:57,980
We've all been there.

4298
01:52:57,980 --> 01:52:59,980
This, right there, right now.

4299
01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:01,980
Pinpoint that moment there.

4300
01:53:01,980 --> 01:53:02,980
Concern.

4301
01:53:02,980 --> 01:53:05,200
Uh, it's kind of like comedy

4302
01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:06,980
and drama, you know.

4303
01:53:06,980 --> 01:53:08,910
He's just thinking this needs

4304
01:53:08,910 --> 01:53:09,980
to flow here.

4305
01:53:09,980 --> 01:53:10,980
And it's not flowing.

4306
01:53:10,980 --> 01:53:11,980
Um.

4307
01:53:11,980 --> 01:53:13,180
This box is, uh, actually a

4308
01:53:13,180 --> 01:53:14,430
very nice telecommunication

4309
01:53:14,430 --> 01:53:14,980
package.

4310
01:53:14,980 --> 01:53:17,230
It's always nice to get, uh, uh,

4311
01:53:17,230 --> 01:53:18,980
online for the holidays.

4312
01:53:18,980 --> 01:53:20,910
And this comes with a, uh, Mac

4313
01:53:20,910 --> 01:53:22,980
telecommunication package.

4314
01:53:22,980 --> 01:53:25,340
Um, uh, the cable is all ready

4315
01:53:25,340 --> 01:53:26,980
to work on the Mac.

4316
01:53:26,980 --> 01:53:28,800
And there's a 2400 baud modem

4317
01:53:28,800 --> 01:53:30,980
and a built-in fax modem for $299.

4318
01:53:30,980 --> 01:53:31,980
Not bad.

4319
01:53:31,980 --> 01:53:32,450
So it's, uh, quite an

4320
01:53:32,450 --> 01:53:32,980
attractive package.

4321
01:53:32,980 --> 01:53:33,980
What a deal.

4322
01:53:33,980 --> 01:53:35,430
Andrew, you've got one more

4323
01:53:35,430 --> 01:53:36,590
little thing, I think, to show

4324
01:53:36,590 --> 01:53:36,980
you.

4325
01:53:36,980 --> 01:53:37,980
Oh, yes, that's right.

4326
01:53:37,980 --> 01:53:38,980
How could I forget?

4327
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:40,770
This is, uh, the, uh, ultimate

4328
01:53:40,770 --> 01:53:41,980
stocking stuffer.

4329
01:53:41,980 --> 01:53:44,640
And this is, uh, a one megabyte

4330
01:53:44,640 --> 01:53:44,980
SIM.

4331
01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:46,430
And, uh, with, uh, System 7

4332
01:53:46,430 --> 01:53:48,220
about to come out in 1990, uh,

4333
01:53:48,220 --> 01:53:49,980
which will require two megabytes,

4334
01:53:49,980 --> 01:53:51,980
uh, this would be a wise idea.

4335
01:53:51,980 --> 01:53:53,170
You can get this for about, uh,

4336
01:53:53,170 --> 01:53:54,980
these sell for about $80 to $100.

4337
01:53:54,980 --> 01:53:55,980
Stocking stuffer.

4338
01:53:55,980 --> 01:53:56,980
Right.

4339
01:53:56,980 --> 01:53:57,980
And, uh, wise idea.

4340
01:53:57,980 --> 01:53:58,980
Stocking stuffer.

4341
01:53:58,980 --> 01:53:59,980
Right.

4342
01:53:59,980 --> 01:54:01,550
But you wouldn't put that into

4343
01:54:01,550 --> 01:54:02,910
the stocking like that because

4344
01:54:02,910 --> 01:54:04,500
it looks like it would tear it.

4345
01:54:05,260 --> 01:54:06,320
I don't even know what that is.

4346
01:54:06,320 --> 01:54:07,610
Is it RAM? You're giving

4347
01:54:07,610 --> 01:54:09,500
someone RAM for Christmas.

4348
01:54:09,900 --> 01:54:11,320
Random access memory.

4349
01:54:11,920 --> 01:54:13,700
Which will require 2 megabytes.

4350
01:54:13,700 --> 01:54:15,880
This would be a wise idea.

4351
01:54:15,980 --> 01:54:16,890
You can get this for about,

4352
01:54:16,890 --> 01:54:18,460
these sell for about $80 to $100.

4353
01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:19,680
Stocking stuff.

4354
01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:20,920
Wise idea.

4355
01:54:21,060 --> 01:54:21,800
All right, I have a couple

4356
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:22,830
things to show you guys before

4357
01:54:22,830 --> 01:54:23,760
I get back to you, Jan.

4358
01:54:23,760 --> 01:54:24,860
First of all, if you can't

4359
01:54:24,860 --> 01:54:26,420
afford the Mac portable and you

4360
01:54:26,420 --> 01:54:28,300
want to run your Mac in your

4361
01:54:28,300 --> 01:54:28,760
car,

4362
01:54:28,840 --> 01:54:29,990
you can do it with this thing

4363
01:54:29,990 --> 01:54:31,360
called Power Trip from Zirko.

4364
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:33,550
Power Trip. It feels like we

4365
01:54:33,550 --> 01:54:35,160
were on that earlier on with

4366
01:54:35,160 --> 01:54:36,840
the FRAC Tools software.

4367
01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:38,580
I think about $150 or so. Plug

4368
01:54:38,580 --> 01:54:39,380
this into your cigarette

4369
01:54:39,380 --> 01:54:39,840
lighter.

4370
01:54:40,320 --> 01:54:41,290
Plug your Macintosh right into

4371
01:54:41,290 --> 01:54:42,630
here and you can operate a fax

4372
01:54:42,630 --> 01:54:44,240
machine, a computer, right

4373
01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:45,920
inside your car at any time.

4374
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:47,580
For people who don't like mice,

4375
01:54:47,580 --> 01:54:48,980
this is really a neat product

4376
01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:50,200
called the Unmouse.

4377
01:54:50,380 --> 01:54:51,720
Okay, it's from Microtouch.

4378
01:54:51,720 --> 01:54:53,950
This is it. This is an actual

4379
01:54:53,950 --> 01:54:55,140
portrayal of your screen.

4380
01:54:55,260 --> 01:54:56,180
Whatever you touch is exactly

4381
01:54:56,180 --> 01:54:57,100
where the cursor goes.

4382
01:54:57,380 --> 01:54:58,540
It's also a graphics tablet.

4383
01:54:58,540 --> 01:55:00,700
1000 points by 1000 points. A

4384
01:55:00,700 --> 01:55:01,840
very nice alternative to the

4385
01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:03,380
mouse if you don't like a mouse.

4386
01:55:03,380 --> 01:55:04,900
This is a neat little product.

4387
01:55:04,900 --> 01:55:06,580
A cordless keyboard. Okay, very

4388
01:55:06,580 --> 01:55:07,450
good if you're making

4389
01:55:07,450 --> 01:55:08,760
presentations on your Mac in

4390
01:55:08,760 --> 01:55:09,380
your car.

4391
01:55:09,380 --> 01:55:10,350
You walk around the room but

4392
01:55:10,350 --> 01:55:11,380
you want to run the computer.

4393
01:55:11,380 --> 01:55:12,520
Yeah, I only just realized that

4394
01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:13,450
was for a fax machine. A

4395
01:55:13,450 --> 01:55:15,380
peripheral that allows you to

4396
01:55:15,380 --> 01:55:17,410
have a fucking fax machine in

4397
01:55:17,410 --> 01:55:18,080
your car.

4398
01:55:18,380 --> 01:55:20,090
And you know we're not allowed.

4399
01:55:20,090 --> 01:55:21,510
You get arrested or fucking

4400
01:55:21,510 --> 01:55:23,110
done if you're using your phone

4401
01:55:23,110 --> 01:55:24,690
in the car. How were you going

4402
01:55:24,690 --> 01:55:26,380
to send and receive faxes?

4403
01:55:26,380 --> 01:55:27,900
I think about legally. Maybe in

4404
01:55:27,900 --> 01:55:30,010
1989 you probably didn't even

4405
01:55:30,010 --> 01:55:31,600
have to have seat belts. So

4406
01:55:31,600 --> 01:55:33,240
maybe. But a very dangerous

4407
01:55:33,240 --> 01:55:34,690
stuff to have a fax machine

4408
01:55:34,690 --> 01:55:35,380
going.

4409
01:55:35,380 --> 01:55:36,790
$50 or so. Plug this into your

4410
01:55:36,790 --> 01:55:38,080
cigarette lighter. Plug your

4411
01:55:38,080 --> 01:55:39,560
Macintosh right into here. Easy

4412
01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:40,940
to 100. And you can operate a

4413
01:55:40,940 --> 01:55:42,160
fax machine, a computer, right

4414
01:55:42,160 --> 01:55:43,380
inside your car at any time.

4415
01:55:43,380 --> 01:55:44,610
Okay, it's from micro weather

4416
01:55:44,610 --> 01:55:45,700
to infrared over here. It

4417
01:55:45,700 --> 01:55:46,890
actually works. You can run

4418
01:55:46,890 --> 01:55:47,990
more than one computer from

4419
01:55:47,990 --> 01:55:48,930
here. You can have two

4420
01:55:48,930 --> 01:55:50,090
different people with these

4421
01:55:50,090 --> 01:55:51,200
keyboards running the same

4422
01:55:51,200 --> 01:55:52,290
computer, kind of dueling

4423
01:55:52,290 --> 01:55:53,380
spreadsheets. And it has a

4424
01:55:53,380 --> 01:55:53,380
memory function.

4425
01:55:53,380 --> 01:55:54,930
Dueling spreadsheets. If you

4426
01:55:54,930 --> 01:55:56,350
have to do things like alt F2

4427
01:55:56,350 --> 01:55:57,870
or shift F3, if you hit the alt

4428
01:55:57,870 --> 01:55:59,310
or function, any command key

4429
01:55:59,310 --> 01:56:00,520
remembers it for a couple

4430
01:56:00,520 --> 01:56:02,170
seconds. It knows you're doing

4431
01:56:02,170 --> 01:56:03,510
one finger operations here. And

4432
01:56:03,510 --> 01:56:04,570
you can run the computer that

4433
01:56:04,570 --> 01:56:06,330
way. Very neat. It's called the

4434
01:56:06,330 --> 01:56:08,420
tote board from Enview. And it's

4435
01:56:08,420 --> 01:56:10,640
$299. Last but not least for

4436
01:56:10,640 --> 01:56:12,600
this Christmas season, the word

4437
01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:14,580
processor, an electronic Bible

4438
01:56:14,580 --> 01:56:16,380
for this Christmas season.

4439
01:56:16,380 --> 01:56:18,430
The word processor, an

4440
01:56:18,430 --> 01:56:20,160
electronic Bible for this

4441
01:56:20,160 --> 01:56:22,770
Christmas season. It's going in

4442
01:56:22,770 --> 01:56:25,560
the bank. The word processor.

4443
01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:27,540
It's an electronic Bible for

4444
01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:30,320
this Christmas season. The word

4445
01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:34,310
processor. And that's going in

4446
01:56:34,310 --> 01:56:38,240
our number three slot. And we

4447
01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:42,650
can fucking name them as well.

4448
01:56:42,650 --> 01:56:45,380
We can name them.

4449
01:56:45,380 --> 01:56:48,030
As Dara has allowed us to do

4450
01:56:48,030 --> 01:56:51,730
that. He's built that into the

4451
01:56:51,730 --> 01:56:54,280
situation. And we call that

4452
01:56:54,280 --> 01:56:57,290
name optional. The word.

4453
01:56:57,290 --> 01:57:00,900
Classic stuff. And that first

4454
01:57:00,900 --> 01:57:03,780
one is an ah. Ah. And I don't

4455
01:57:03,780 --> 01:57:06,670
know what the second one is the

4456
01:57:06,670 --> 01:57:10,290
banner. Oh, no. The second one

4457
01:57:10,290 --> 01:57:13,050
is the ah. Maybe I got that

4458
01:57:13,050 --> 01:57:14,380
wrong.

4459
01:57:14,380 --> 01:57:17,940
Let me just see that. The word

4460
01:57:17,940 --> 01:57:22,450
processor. Ah. Ah. Ah. It's

4461
01:57:22,450 --> 01:57:25,470
like they will love it. The

4462
01:57:25,470 --> 01:57:29,300
word. Ah. It's like they will

4463
01:57:29,300 --> 01:57:32,070
love it. The word. Ah. It's

4464
01:57:32,070 --> 01:57:33,500
like they will love it.

4465
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:35,200
So I need to just move on a

4466
01:57:35,200 --> 01:57:36,930
little bit on they will love it.

4467
01:57:36,930 --> 01:57:38,480
It's a little bit too fast. It

4468
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:40,080
comes in too fast. Too hot.

4469
01:57:41,340 --> 01:57:41,980
That's my stuff. Now, Gary, it

4470
01:57:41,980 --> 01:57:43,660
is your turn. What do you have

4471
01:57:43,660 --> 01:57:44,480
to show us?

4472
01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:46,960
It's like they will love it. It's

4473
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:47,180
like.

4474
01:57:48,340 --> 01:57:49,420
Out there, isn't it? That's

4475
01:57:49,420 --> 01:57:50,720
what you want.

4476
01:57:53,780 --> 01:57:54,180
They'll.

4477
01:57:56,380 --> 01:57:56,960
Love it.

4478
01:57:58,560 --> 01:57:59,600
Just try and fit it into this

4479
01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:01,060
space there.

4480
01:58:01,060 --> 01:58:01,200
Yeah.

4481
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:04,380
And I think that's us for those

4482
01:58:04,380 --> 01:58:07,200
particular bits. They will love

4483
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:08,750
it. That's my stuff. Now, Gary,

4484
01:58:08,750 --> 01:58:09,860
it is your turn. What do you

4485
01:58:09,860 --> 01:58:10,620
have to show us?

4486
01:58:11,780 --> 01:58:11,980
Well, Stuart, with all the

4487
01:58:11,980 --> 01:58:13,400
interest in desktop video, I

4488
01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:14,480
picked a desktop video

4489
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:15,320
peripheral.

4490
01:58:15,880 --> 01:58:17,320
And this. They will love it. Ah.

4491
01:58:17,680 --> 01:58:19,380
The word. They will love it.

4492
01:58:19,620 --> 01:58:21,360
The word processor.

4493
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:23,390
An electronic Bible. The entire

4494
01:58:23,390 --> 01:58:24,420
Old and New Testament.

4495
01:58:25,060 --> 01:58:26,380
On floppy disks. You put it on

4496
01:58:26,380 --> 01:58:27,610
your computer. You can do a

4497
01:58:27,610 --> 01:58:28,900
word search if you want to know

4498
01:58:28,900 --> 01:58:30,180
what the Bible has to say about

4499
01:58:30,180 --> 01:58:31,480
love or whatever it happens to

4500
01:58:31,480 --> 01:58:32,740
be. You just punch in the word,

4501
01:58:32,740 --> 01:58:33,800
searches out the Bible for you.

4502
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:35,480
Also has a thesaurus mode.

4503
01:58:35,480 --> 01:58:36,500
So if you don't pick the right

4504
01:58:36,500 --> 01:58:37,640
word, if you say, what does the

4505
01:58:37,640 --> 01:58:38,840
Bible have to say about obeying,

4506
01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:39,680
it will also come up with

4507
01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:41,080
commandments. And the same

4508
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:42,380
thing. If you say, what does

4509
01:58:42,380 --> 01:58:43,930
the Bible have to say about obeying,

4510
01:58:43,930 --> 01:58:44,930
it will also come up with

4511
01:58:44,930 --> 01:58:46,130
commandments and words that

4512
01:58:46,130 --> 01:58:47,900
mean the same thing. Under $50.

4513
01:58:47,900 --> 01:58:49,380
Very neat program. Also runs on

4514
01:58:49,380 --> 01:58:50,900
the PC, by the way. Jan, you

4515
01:58:50,900 --> 01:58:52,660
have one more thing to show us.

4516
01:58:52,660 --> 01:58:54,120
Great. And this to me is the

4517
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:56,740
ultimate one. The ultimate. It's

4518
01:58:56,740 --> 01:58:58,910
the apps micro TV to me is the

4519
01:58:58,910 --> 01:59:01,900
ultimate one. The ultimate one.

4520
01:59:01,900 --> 01:59:03,400
This is doing. It's the apps

4521
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:04,780
micro TV. And what this is

4522
01:59:04,780 --> 01:59:05,980
doing is you're going to

4523
01:59:05,980 --> 01:59:07,420
actually see live TV signals

4524
01:59:07,420 --> 01:59:09,040
coming in. I'm going to turn it

4525
01:59:09,040 --> 01:59:10,660
on. And here we've got a little

4526
01:59:10,660 --> 01:59:12,360
Steve Martin thing running. We

4527
01:59:12,360 --> 01:59:14,340
can adjust. Wait a minute. We're

4528
01:59:14,340 --> 01:59:16,040
watching TV on the Mac screen.

4529
01:59:16,040 --> 01:59:17,570
On the Mac screen. Adjust the

4530
01:59:17,570 --> 01:59:19,420
brightness, contrast, things of

4531
01:59:19,420 --> 01:59:20,400
that nature.

4532
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:22,380
Like that. So I can be in my

4533
01:59:22,380 --> 01:59:24,980
office working on a spreadsheet.

4534
01:59:24,980 --> 01:59:27,240
Is that like a little Christmas

4535
01:59:27,240 --> 01:59:27,880
pud?

4536
01:59:30,460 --> 01:59:30,490
And if so, what one of the

4537
01:59:30,490 --> 01:59:33,930
things beside it looks like it's

4538
01:59:33,930 --> 01:59:36,190
got a face on it and a couple

4539
01:59:36,190 --> 01:59:38,080
of arms as well.

4540
01:59:39,420 --> 01:59:39,680
And also watching the football

4541
01:59:39,680 --> 01:59:41,070
game at the same time. Exactly.

4542
01:59:41,070 --> 01:59:42,220
And you can put this in the

4543
01:59:42,220 --> 01:59:44,060
background. Okay. And you know,

4544
01:59:44,060 --> 01:59:45,020
do something else. And you

4545
01:59:45,020 --> 01:59:45,940
might want to do that. You

4546
01:59:45,940 --> 01:59:47,100
might want to keep something up.

4547
01:59:47,100 --> 01:59:48,180
The news network or whatever.

4548
01:59:48,180 --> 01:59:49,140
You see something that looks

4549
01:59:49,140 --> 01:59:49,820
interesting.

4550
01:59:49,920 --> 01:59:51,420
You turn it up. We can also do

4551
01:59:51,420 --> 01:59:52,980
this with a camera. And let me

4552
01:59:52,980 --> 01:59:54,300
just show you that from the

4553
01:59:54,300 --> 01:59:55,790
camera feed. If we can find the

4554
01:59:55,790 --> 01:59:56,540
camera down here.

4555
01:59:58,540 --> 01:59:58,130
So you've got a regular camcorder

4556
01:59:58,130 --> 01:59:59,570
thing plugged in there. The

4557
01:59:59,570 --> 02:00:01,250
same thing basically. Right.

4558
02:00:01,250 --> 02:00:02,680
Let me load that back up.

4559
02:00:06,380 --> 02:00:04,700
Okay. So that's a live shot of

4560
02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:06,730
actually what you're pointing

4561
02:00:06,730 --> 02:00:08,840
at right now. This is actually

4562
02:00:08,840 --> 02:00:09,940
a live shot.

4563
02:00:09,940 --> 02:00:11,360
I hope. Yes.

4564
02:00:12,940 --> 02:00:13,840
Lovely stuff.

4565
02:00:19,440 --> 02:00:26,350
It's my uncle. It's my uncle

4566
02:00:26,350 --> 02:00:27,160
Tom.

4567
02:00:28,920 --> 02:00:30,260
And there he is.

4568
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:34,980
You're doing a bit of videoing.

4569
02:00:36,660 --> 02:00:37,900
Is that a camera?

4570
02:00:41,380 --> 02:00:40,520
Am I going to be on the

4571
02:00:40,520 --> 02:00:43,020
television now?

4572
02:00:43,020 --> 02:00:43,280
Am I?

4573
02:00:43,280 --> 02:00:46,650
Magic stuff, isn't it?

4574
02:00:46,650 --> 02:00:51,160
Christmas. Christmas stuff.

4575
02:00:53,680 --> 02:00:55,530
You don't... Ian. What are you

4576
02:00:55,530 --> 02:00:56,220
doing?

4577
02:00:57,960 --> 02:00:58,760
Are you filming me?

4578
02:01:06,760 --> 02:01:08,180
And you were able to freeze

4579
02:01:08,180 --> 02:01:09,560
that and capture that.

4580
02:01:09,560 --> 02:01:10,250
You were able to freeze that

4581
02:01:10,250 --> 02:01:10,440
one.

4582
02:01:10,440 --> 02:01:11,440
Oh goodness. Hello there.

4583
02:01:11,440 --> 02:01:12,130
Let's see. I think you need to

4584
02:01:12,130 --> 02:01:12,440
get a little...

4585
02:01:12,440 --> 02:01:13,230
Right, right. That's real. I

4586
02:01:13,230 --> 02:01:13,640
can see that.

4587
02:01:14,160 --> 02:01:14,560
Wow.

4588
02:01:15,280 --> 02:01:16,440
Okay. Oops. Okay.

4589
02:01:16,560 --> 02:01:18,050
And then she's clipboarded a

4590
02:01:18,050 --> 02:01:19,810
lovely little picture of Stu as

4591
02:01:19,810 --> 02:01:20,400
well.

4592
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:21,180
I can see that.

4593
02:01:22,800 --> 02:01:24,040
Okay. Oops. Okay.

4594
02:01:24,120 --> 02:01:25,160
Okay. We got that frozen.

4595
02:01:25,160 --> 02:01:25,660
You captured that.

4596
02:01:25,900 --> 02:01:26,980
Um, you captured the cameraman.

4597
02:01:26,980 --> 02:01:28,380
Um, and once we've done the

4598
02:01:28,380 --> 02:01:30,120
capture, let's just...

4599
02:01:30,120 --> 02:01:31,160
There was another look.

4600
02:01:31,320 --> 02:01:32,140
Frozen. You captured that.

4601
02:01:32,140 --> 02:01:32,680
It's another kind of...

4602
02:01:32,680 --> 02:01:33,340
Captured the camera.

4603
02:01:33,340 --> 02:01:35,840
It's like found footage.

4604
02:01:35,840 --> 02:01:38,240
Bit of him there as well.

4605
02:01:46,640 --> 02:01:47,840
Do we get another bit of him?

4606
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:48,720
Yeah, we do.

4607
02:01:49,240 --> 02:01:50,120
Look. There.

4608
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:51,500
There it is.

4609
02:01:52,100 --> 02:01:52,680
The last...

4610
02:01:52,680 --> 02:01:53,840
The last we saw of him.

4611
02:02:04,920 --> 02:02:06,050
Let's just take a little bit of

4612
02:02:06,050 --> 02:02:06,880
what we have here.

4613
02:02:06,880 --> 02:02:07,880
I'll hold that for you.

4614
02:02:07,880 --> 02:02:08,910
Great. Once we've done the

4615
02:02:08,910 --> 02:02:09,960
capture, we have it in the clipboard,

4616
02:02:09,960 --> 02:02:11,000
and we can now do anything we

4617
02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:11,520
want with it.

4618
02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:13,450
For instance, we can put it-- I

4619
02:02:13,450 --> 02:02:15,600
have a MacWrite document open,

4620
02:02:15,600 --> 02:02:17,560
and I can just take this and

4621
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:21,640
paste that right into the clipboard,

4622
02:02:21,640 --> 02:02:22,800
right into the document.

4623
02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:24,260
Now we've got two Stuarts right

4624
02:02:24,260 --> 02:02:24,800
in a row.

4625
02:02:24,800 --> 02:02:26,800
Two Stuarts. Isn't that great?

4626
02:02:26,800 --> 02:02:28,330
We got two Stuarts right in a

4627
02:02:28,330 --> 02:02:28,800
row.

4628
02:02:28,800 --> 02:02:30,240
Right into the document, and

4629
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:31,760
now we've got two Stuarts right

4630
02:02:31,760 --> 02:02:32,380
in a row.

4631
02:02:32,380 --> 02:02:34,190
That is fantastic. Isn't that

4632
02:02:34,190 --> 02:02:35,420
great? Yeah. What is it called

4633
02:02:35,420 --> 02:02:36,340
again? How much does it cost?

4634
02:02:36,340 --> 02:02:38,570
It's called the Apps Micro TV.

4635
02:02:38,570 --> 02:02:41,240
It costs just under $400. Let

4636
02:02:41,240 --> 02:02:43,620
me just show you the box again.

4637
02:02:43,620 --> 02:02:45,210
The ambient noise of whatever

4638
02:02:45,210 --> 02:02:46,660
they've got going there is a

4639
02:02:46,660 --> 02:02:49,380
lot of... That would be awful

4640
02:02:49,380 --> 02:02:51,820
annoying in your house.

4641
02:02:51,820 --> 02:02:53,820
You get it? Under $400? Under $400.

4642
02:02:53,820 --> 02:02:54,770
That's why there'd be a

4643
02:02:54,770 --> 02:02:56,020
computer room back in the day.

4644
02:02:56,020 --> 02:02:57,570
Probably just fucking annoying

4645
02:02:57,570 --> 02:02:58,460
noise out of it.

4646
02:02:58,460 --> 02:03:00,510
It's called the Apps Micro TV.

4647
02:03:00,510 --> 02:03:02,840
It costs just under $400. Let

4648
02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:04,620
me just show you the box so you

4649
02:03:04,620 --> 02:03:05,540
can get it.

4650
02:03:05,540 --> 02:03:06,790
Oh, there it is. Under $400?

4651
02:03:06,790 --> 02:03:08,130
Under $400. This is fantastic.

4652
02:03:08,130 --> 02:03:08,920
I mean, to me, this is the

4653
02:03:08,920 --> 02:03:09,770
favorite toy that I have for

4654
02:03:09,770 --> 02:03:11,250
this Christianism. Okay, okay.

4655
02:03:11,250 --> 02:03:12,320
Yes. That may be even better

4656
02:03:12,320 --> 02:03:13,420
than the-- Apps Micro TV.

4657
02:03:13,420 --> 02:03:14,580
It's a lot cheaper, I'll tell

4658
02:03:14,580 --> 02:03:15,750
you that. That's our look at

4659
02:03:15,750 --> 02:03:17,050
Christmas gifts with a computer

4660
02:03:17,050 --> 02:03:18,570
person on your shopping list.

4661
02:03:18,570 --> 02:03:19,970
Have a happy holiday, and we'll

4662
02:03:19,970 --> 02:03:21,220
see you again next week.

4663
02:03:21,220 --> 02:03:23,620
Good match to you. Any more

4664
02:03:23,620 --> 02:03:26,620
random access? Christmas Random

4665
02:03:26,620 --> 02:03:28,340
Access Edition with...

4666
02:03:28,340 --> 02:03:30,450
We're asking for too much with

4667
02:03:30,450 --> 02:03:32,630
a special Schindler report as

4668
02:03:32,630 --> 02:03:35,020
well. We might be asking too

4669
02:03:35,020 --> 02:03:35,420
much.

4670
02:03:35,420 --> 02:03:36,340
In the random access file this

4671
02:03:36,340 --> 02:03:37,340
week, IBM has started shipping

4672
02:03:37,340 --> 02:03:38,270
video display terminals with

4673
02:03:38,270 --> 02:03:39,090
reduced electromagnetic

4674
02:03:39,090 --> 02:03:40,170
radiation levels. According to

4675
02:03:40,170 --> 02:03:40,980
IBM, the new low emission

4676
02:03:40,980 --> 02:03:41,880
terminals are an effort to

4677
02:03:41,880 --> 02:03:42,750
please customers rather than a

4678
02:03:42,750 --> 02:03:43,560
reaction to proven health

4679
02:03:43,560 --> 02:03:44,630
hazards. Studies on the dangers

4680
02:03:44,630 --> 02:03:45,530
of VD-- That's good. Just to

4681
02:03:45,530 --> 02:03:46,520
please customers. It's great

4682
02:03:46,520 --> 02:03:47,660
that they're cutting down on

4683
02:03:47,660 --> 02:03:48,450
radiation levels. But they're

4684
02:03:48,450 --> 02:03:49,330
not doing it. They're only

4685
02:03:49,330 --> 02:03:50,500
doing it to please us.

4686
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:52,170
to please customers rather than

4687
02:03:52,170 --> 02:03:53,590
a reaction to proven health

4688
02:03:53,590 --> 02:03:55,640
hazards. Studies on the dangers

4689
02:03:55,640 --> 02:03:55,700
of...

4690
02:03:55,700 --> 02:03:56,970
That's good. Just to please

4691
02:03:56,970 --> 02:03:58,570
customers. It's great that they're

4692
02:03:58,570 --> 02:03:59,690
cutting down on radiation

4693
02:03:59,690 --> 02:04:00,100
levels,

4694
02:04:00,820 --> 02:04:02,110
but they're not doing it. They're

4695
02:04:02,110 --> 02:04:03,780
only doing it to please us.

4696
02:04:04,980 --> 02:04:06,090
Customers levels. According to

4697
02:04:06,090 --> 02:04:07,860
IBM, the new low emission

4698
02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:09,690
terminals are an effort to

4699
02:04:09,690 --> 02:04:10,100
please

4700
02:04:10,100 --> 02:04:11,290
customers rather than a

4701
02:04:11,290 --> 02:04:12,680
reaction to proven health

4702
02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:14,180
hazards. Studies...

4703
02:04:14,180 --> 02:04:15,420
Not to help them, not to save

4704
02:04:15,420 --> 02:04:16,580
their health, just to please

4705
02:04:16,580 --> 02:04:16,980
them.

4706
02:04:16,980 --> 02:04:19,060
I'm just fighting dandy!

4707
02:04:20,180 --> 02:04:21,220
Are you sure? Are you sure?

4708
02:04:21,220 --> 02:04:23,860
That is a game! Thank you very

4709
02:04:23,860 --> 02:04:25,710
much, sir. Quick shots and

4710
02:04:25,710 --> 02:04:27,370
clips. Thank you very much

4711
02:04:27,370 --> 02:04:28,500
there for the tip.

4712
02:04:28,500 --> 02:04:30,040
The dangers of VDT exposure

4713
02:04:30,040 --> 02:04:31,740
have been inconclusive. IBM

4714
02:04:31,740 --> 02:04:33,460
expects to incorporate the new

4715
02:04:33,460 --> 02:04:34,340
lower emission

4716
02:04:34,340 --> 02:04:35,880
technology in all its cathode

4717
02:04:35,880 --> 02:04:37,530
ray computer screens, although

4718
02:04:37,530 --> 02:04:38,730
it will not be replacing

4719
02:04:38,730 --> 02:04:39,780
existing units.

4720
02:04:39,780 --> 02:04:41,210
Other computer manufacturers

4721
02:04:41,210 --> 02:04:42,300
say they have no plans to

4722
02:04:42,300 --> 02:04:44,280
follow suit. A new program may

4723
02:04:44,280 --> 02:04:45,540
help make design

4724
02:04:45,540 --> 02:04:46,940
work on different computer

4725
02:04:46,940 --> 02:04:48,720
systems a little easier to deal

4726
02:04:48,720 --> 02:04:49,860
with. Picture this from

4727
02:04:49,860 --> 02:04:51,350
"FGM Incorporated" enables

4728
02:04:51,350 --> 02:04:52,860
graphics files from various

4729
02:04:52,860 --> 02:04:54,480
computers to be converted into

4730
02:04:54,480 --> 02:04:55,800
picked files and consolidated

4731
02:04:55,800 --> 02:04:56,970
on the Macintosh, where they

4732
02:04:56,970 --> 02:04:59,000
can be displayed or edited.

4733
02:04:59,000 --> 02:05:00,790
Picture this as shipping now

4734
02:05:00,790 --> 02:05:02,960
and costs $99. Kodak is

4735
02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:04,320
offering a tiny printer for use

4736
02:05:04,320 --> 02:05:04,790
with a Macintosh portable. The

4737
02:05:04,790 --> 02:05:05,310
Diconix M1500 is an inkjet

4738
02:05:05,310 --> 02:05:05,730
printer that has the new Adobe

4739
02:05:05,730 --> 02:05:06,170
Type Manager software. The

4740
02:05:06,170 --> 02:05:06,700
three-pound unit runs on C

4741
02:05:06,700 --> 02:05:07,020
batteries. It'll be available

4742
02:05:07,020 --> 02:05:07,860
in January for about $700.

4743
02:05:07,860 --> 02:05:10,040
1500 is an inkjet printer that

4744
02:05:10,040 --> 02:05:11,690
has the new adobe type manager

4745
02:05:11,690 --> 02:05:13,140
software. The three pound

4746
02:05:13,140 --> 02:05:15,570
unit runs on C batteries. It'll

4747
02:05:15,570 --> 02:05:17,570
be available in January for

4748
02:05:17,570 --> 02:05:19,720
about $700. Laptop pioneer

4749
02:05:19,720 --> 02:05:21,530
Sir Clive Sinclair's Cambridge

4750
02:05:21,530 --> 02:05:23,220
computers will launch a new IBM

4751
02:05:23,220 --> 02:05:25,140
compatible portable in April.

4752
02:05:25,140 --> 02:05:26,440
It's intended to undercut a

4753
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:28,000
similar system by Scion. The

4754
02:05:28,000 --> 02:05:29,440
new Sinclair portable weighs

4755
02:05:29,440 --> 02:05:31,160
just three pounds and includes

4756
02:05:31,160 --> 02:05:32,750
a single three and a half inch

4757
02:05:32,750 --> 02:05:34,760
floppy drive and a 20 or 40

4758
02:05:34,760 --> 02:05:37,530
meg hard drive. The days of

4759
02:05:37,530 --> 02:05:40,640
nickel cadmium batteries may be

4760
02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:44,220
numbered. Gates energy products

4761
02:05:44,220 --> 02:05:44,340
has

4762
02:05:44,340 --> 02:05:45,730
announced it'll soon offer

4763
02:05:45,730 --> 02:05:47,360
nickel metal hydride batteries

4764
02:05:47,360 --> 02:05:48,680
that will replace NICAD's

4765
02:05:48,680 --> 02:05:49,360
importable

4766
02:05:49,360 --> 02:05:51,190
computers. The metal hydride

4767
02:05:51,190 --> 02:05:52,900
batteries promise a 50% I

4768
02:05:52,900 --> 02:05:54,660
wonder were they a precursor to

4769
02:05:54,660 --> 02:05:57,670
this the lithium ion whatever

4770
02:05:57,670 --> 02:05:59,900
because NICAD was obsolete

4771
02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:02,600
after lithium ion. What the

4772
02:06:02,600 --> 02:06:04,740
hell is this? Gates energy

4773
02:06:04,740 --> 02:06:06,370
products has announced it'll

4774
02:06:06,370 --> 02:06:08,180
soon offer nickel metal hydride

4775
02:06:08,180 --> 02:06:10,200
batteries that will replace NICAD's

4776
02:06:10,200 --> 02:06:12,100
importable computers. The metal

4777
02:06:12,100 --> 02:06:14,360
hydride batteries promise a 50%

4778
02:06:14,360 --> 02:06:16,320
higher capacity than NICAD's.

4779
02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:17,250
They'll also allow

4780
02:06:17,250 --> 02:06:19,130
manufacturers to design systems

4781
02:06:19,130 --> 02:06:20,870
that consume more power than is

4782
02:06:20,870 --> 02:06:22,980
possible with existing NICAD's.

4783
02:06:22,980 --> 02:06:24,600
Gates says sample nickel metal

4784
02:06:24,600 --> 02:06:26,210
hydride batteries should be

4785
02:06:26,210 --> 02:06:27,880
available next year with full

4786
02:06:27,880 --> 02:06:30,360
production scheduled for 1991.

4787
02:06:30,360 --> 02:06:31,880
Lotus has a new one two three

4788
02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:33,210
add in to help factory

4789
02:06:33,210 --> 02:06:34,720
engineers and managers and

4790
02:06:34,720 --> 02:06:36,690
analyze production data. Lotus

4791
02:06:36,690 --> 02:06:38,660
factory enables users connected

4792
02:06:38,660 --> 02:06:40,100
to manage and monitor shop

4793
02:06:40,100 --> 02:06:42,230
floor activity. Data can be

4794
02:06:42,230 --> 02:06:43,400
captured automatically and

4795
02:06:43,400 --> 02:06:45,260
analyzed with all the functions

4796
02:06:45,260 --> 02:06:46,290
of the one two three

4797
02:06:46,290 --> 02:06:47,980
spreadsheet. Factory has a

4798
02:06:47,980 --> 02:06:49,830
suggested retail price of about

4799
02:06:49,830 --> 02:06:52,450
$800. And now here's Paul Schindler

4800
02:06:52,450 --> 02:06:54,580
with a software review. Yes in

4801
02:06:54,580 --> 02:06:57,260
a Santa hat please. No but it's

4802
02:06:57,260 --> 02:07:00,620
a lovely lovely setup. I wonder

4803
02:07:00,620 --> 02:07:03,880
is it a real house. It just

4804
02:07:03,880 --> 02:07:04,700
looks like a

4805
02:07:04,700 --> 02:07:05,780
set. You know it's like a fresh

4806
02:07:05,780 --> 02:07:06,590
Prince of Bel Air sort of

4807
02:07:06,590 --> 02:07:07,660
situation but he does start it

4808
02:07:07,660 --> 02:07:08,280
in his own unique and

4809
02:07:08,280 --> 02:07:09,380
inevitable way. The stance of a

4810
02:07:09,380 --> 02:07:10,430
man who is about to deliver an

4811
02:07:10,430 --> 02:07:11,260
information technology VT

4812
02:07:11,260 --> 02:07:14,550
package. Each year more PCs

4813
02:07:14,550 --> 02:07:19,480
work alongside Macs. That's

4814
02:07:19,480 --> 02:07:25,320
great because companies get the

4815
02:07:25,320 --> 02:07:29,490
best of both computing worlds

4816
02:07:29,490 --> 02:07:34,680
that way. And as you'll notice

4817
02:07:34,680 --> 02:07:36,020
the two systems are even

4818
02:07:36,020 --> 02:07:37,570
beginning to look alike.

4819
02:07:37,570 --> 02:07:39,460
Unfortunately the similarity is

4820
02:07:39,460 --> 02:07:41,600
only skin deep. PCs and Macintoshes

4821
02:07:41,600 --> 02:07:43,500
have completely different file

4822
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:45,180
structures. Thus a PC cannot

4823
02:07:45,180 --> 02:07:46,860
read Mac disks and a Mac cannot

4824
02:07:46,860 --> 02:07:48,800
read PC disks. Now a number of

4825
02:07:48,800 --> 02:07:50,210
methods have been devised to

4826
02:07:50,210 --> 02:07:52,230
overcome this incompatibility.

4827
02:07:52,230 --> 02:07:53,690
One that I like is iOmega's

4828
02:07:53,690 --> 02:07:55,420
Bernoulli file exchange which

4829
02:07:55,420 --> 02:07:57,170
uses these cartridges able to

4830
02:07:57,170 --> 02:08:00,230
hold 44 megabytes of data. Bernoulli.

4831
02:08:00,230 --> 02:08:01,530
Now all I do is transfer the

4832
02:08:01,530 --> 02:08:03,070
cartridge from a PC Bernoulli

4833
02:08:03,070 --> 02:08:04,660
drive to a similar drive on my

4834
02:08:04,660 --> 02:08:06,140
Macintosh. File exchange

4835
02:08:06,140 --> 02:08:07,520
software allows my Mac to

4836
02:08:07,520 --> 02:08:09,140
directly read PC files

4837
02:08:09,140 --> 02:08:10,500
converted to standard Mac

4838
02:08:10,500 --> 02:08:12,350
file and folder icons. Here's

4839
02:08:12,350 --> 02:08:13,730
some text created on the PC

4840
02:08:13,730 --> 02:08:15,240
showing up in the Macintosh

4841
02:08:15,240 --> 02:08:16,040
word processor

4842
02:08:16,040 --> 02:08:17,790
right now. You can transfer

4843
02:08:17,790 --> 02:08:19,330
graphics files too if your

4844
02:08:19,330 --> 02:08:21,010
application runs on both the

4845
02:08:21,010 --> 02:08:22,100
Mac and the PC.

4846
02:08:22,100 --> 02:08:24,090
In this case, a Lotus 1-2-3

4847
02:08:24,090 --> 02:08:25,980
file is automatically directed

4848
02:08:25,980 --> 02:08:28,050
by file exchange to Macintosh

4849
02:08:28,050 --> 02:08:28,540
Excel,

4850
02:08:28,680 --> 02:08:30,910
where you can see it now. Bernoulli

4851
02:08:30,910 --> 02:08:33,220
file transfer along with Bernoulli

4852
02:08:33,220 --> 02:08:33,760
drives,

4853
02:08:34,060 --> 02:08:35,690
come from iOmega in Roy, Utah.

4854
02:08:35,690 --> 02:08:37,550
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

4855
02:08:37,550 --> 02:08:38,440
Paul Schindler.

4856
02:08:39,080 --> 02:08:40,300
Finally, Atari is introducing a

4857
02:08:40,300 --> 02:08:41,710
handheld game machine to

4858
02:08:41,710 --> 02:08:43,480
compete with Nintendo's Game

4859
02:08:43,480 --> 02:08:44,260
Boy system.

4860
02:08:44,740 --> 02:08:45,930
The one-pound Lynx features

4861
02:08:45,930 --> 02:08:47,410
detailed color graphics and

4862
02:08:47,410 --> 02:08:49,200
sound effects. Both the Lynx

4863
02:08:49,200 --> 02:08:50,260
and the Game Boy

4864
02:08:50,260 --> 02:08:51,400
will come with one game

4865
02:08:51,400 --> 02:08:53,360
cartridge and accessories. The

4866
02:08:53,360 --> 02:08:54,810
biggest difference may be price,

4867
02:08:54,810 --> 02:08:55,660
with the Lynx

4868
02:08:55,660 --> 02:08:57,730
at $180, twice as expensive as

4869
02:08:57,730 --> 02:09:00,040
the Game Boy. Only 70,000 Lynx

4870
02:09:00,040 --> 02:09:01,580
units will be available.

4871
02:09:03,460 --> 02:09:05,340
I can remember it didn't go

4872
02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:07,730
well because nobody had one.

4873
02:09:07,730 --> 02:09:09,890
And, uh, it, but it had a color

4874
02:09:09,890 --> 02:09:11,750
screen. But I mean, it didn't

4875
02:09:11,750 --> 02:09:13,030
have the game selection that

4876
02:09:13,030 --> 02:09:14,670
you could get on the Game Gear.

4877
02:09:14,670 --> 02:09:16,130
Or, of course, the Game Boy.

4878
02:09:16,130 --> 02:09:17,410
Even though the Game Boy was

4879
02:09:17,410 --> 02:09:18,840
black and white and very small

4880
02:09:18,840 --> 02:09:20,230
and hard to look at the screen

4881
02:09:20,230 --> 02:09:21,840
and everything, no color.

4882
02:09:21,840 --> 02:09:24,180
It still won because it was

4883
02:09:24,180 --> 02:09:26,440
just simple and it did the

4884
02:09:26,440 --> 02:09:29,270
trick. The games were good as

4885
02:09:29,270 --> 02:09:30,100
well.

4886
02:09:30,220 --> 02:09:32,020
in the US before Christmas, so

4887
02:09:32,020 --> 02:09:33,400
the links may well become this

4888
02:09:33,400 --> 02:09:35,400
year's Cabbage Patch Kid.

4889
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:36,350
That's it for this week's

4890
02:09:36,350 --> 02:09:38,900
Random Access. I'm Kate McGarkey.

4891
02:09:38,900 --> 02:09:40,610
The Computer Chronicles is made

4892
02:09:40,610 --> 02:09:42,420
possible in part by McGraw-Hill,

4893
02:09:42,420 --> 02:09:44,660
publishers of Byte Magazine,

4894
02:09:44,660 --> 02:09:46,740
and Bix, the Byte Information

4895
02:09:46,740 --> 02:09:48,340
Exchange, and by Intel

4896
02:09:48,340 --> 02:09:50,660
Corporation, Personal Computer

4897
02:09:50,660 --> 02:09:51,840
Enhancement.

4898
02:09:51,840 --> 02:09:53,330
Additional funding is provided

4899
02:09:53,330 --> 02:09:54,580
by the Software Publishers

4900
02:09:54,580 --> 02:09:55,420
Association.

4901
02:09:55,420 --> 02:09:57,730
Come on. That's a cute little

4902
02:09:57,730 --> 02:09:59,900
toy for the kids and I'm gonna

4903
02:09:59,900 --> 02:10:01,820
come back with one for the

4904
02:10:01,820 --> 02:10:02,800
grownups.

4905
02:10:02,800 --> 02:10:04,790
Ah, ah, ah. They will love it.

4906
02:10:04,790 --> 02:10:07,160
That's my stuff. Now, Gary.

4907
02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:09,300
That's my stuff. Okay, so that

4908
02:10:09,300 --> 02:10:11,730
was that episode there. Let's

4909
02:10:11,730 --> 02:10:13,900
just get into another situation.

4910
02:10:13,900 --> 02:10:16,690
I was gonna, was it Christmas?

4911
02:10:16,690 --> 02:10:18,650
Are we gonna search for

4912
02:10:18,650 --> 02:10:21,740
Christmas or are we just gonna

4913
02:10:21,740 --> 02:10:24,680
holiday? Holiday buyer's guide.

4914
02:10:24,680 --> 02:10:27,140
The problem is, I want to see

4915
02:10:27,140 --> 02:10:29,390
one that hasn't been on the

4916
02:10:29,390 --> 02:10:31,060
roster before.

4917
02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:34,440
And, ah, I remember Jan Lewis

4918
02:10:34,440 --> 02:10:37,890
in a few of them there. The Badge

4919
02:10:37,890 --> 02:10:40,490
Meister. I think I remember

4920
02:10:40,490 --> 02:10:43,060
herself there. 95.

4921
02:10:43,060 --> 02:10:45,770
I think what we'll do is that

4922
02:10:45,770 --> 02:10:46,700
looks great.

4923
02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:49,090
That's a thumbnail for the ages

4924
02:10:49,090 --> 02:10:49,760
right there.

4925
02:10:50,380 --> 02:10:51,700
So that's watched.

4926
02:10:51,960 --> 02:10:53,720
I think we'll just fast forward

4927
02:10:53,720 --> 02:10:55,040
to 1994.

4928
02:10:56,040 --> 02:10:57,940
You know, and we're going to

4929
02:10:57,940 --> 02:11:00,150
see a big jump in technological

4930
02:11:00,150 --> 02:11:03,380
capability here from 1989.

4931
02:11:03,880 --> 02:11:05,260
So it's only five years, but

4932
02:11:05,260 --> 02:11:07,470
just look at and see how much

4933
02:11:07,470 --> 02:11:10,040
not only the show has evolved,

4934
02:11:10,040 --> 02:11:12,490
but what kind of products are

4935
02:11:12,490 --> 02:11:13,980
on offer here.

4936
02:11:14,560 --> 02:11:16,010
And it says I've clicked it as

4937
02:11:16,010 --> 02:11:16,920
watched.

4938
02:11:17,420 --> 02:11:18,360
I wonder if there are any more

4939
02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:19,740
that I haven't watched.

4940
02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:21,820
I wonder about the stupenders,

4941
02:11:21,820 --> 02:11:23,900
the ones that he's wearing, the

4942
02:11:23,900 --> 02:11:25,580
fucking stupenders.

4943
02:11:25,980 --> 02:11:28,480
Holiday buyer's guide or

4944
02:11:28,480 --> 02:11:30,740
consumer buyer's guide.

4945
02:11:31,380 --> 02:11:32,260
Just see that look.

4946
02:11:32,320 --> 02:11:34,670
Consumer 92 doesn't say watch,

4947
02:11:34,670 --> 02:11:36,480
but I think I've seen it.

4948
02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:38,820
They look they look class.

4949
02:11:38,820 --> 02:11:41,730
I just like the idea of the

4950
02:11:41,730 --> 02:11:45,970
1994 episode just as a little

4951
02:11:45,970 --> 02:11:47,820
jump in time.

4952
02:11:49,520 --> 02:11:52,880
Holiday then straight into that.

4953
02:11:53,960 --> 02:11:55,360
Can't see more in 1991.

4954
02:11:56,040 --> 02:11:57,400
See, I remember Jan.

4955
02:11:57,620 --> 02:11:58,760
I don't know if I remember

4956
02:11:58,760 --> 02:12:00,260
there in 1990.

4957
02:12:02,200 --> 02:12:03,490
I just opened these up in a

4958
02:12:03,490 --> 02:12:04,460
different tab.

4959
02:12:04,780 --> 02:12:05,560
Yeah, it says watched.

4960
02:12:08,100 --> 02:12:08,700
They're classics though, you

4961
02:12:08,700 --> 02:12:09,580
know.

4962
02:12:10,380 --> 02:12:12,160
They're seasonal classics that

4963
02:12:12,160 --> 02:12:15,220
reward repeat viewing, you know,

4964
02:12:15,220 --> 02:12:17,220
something that you missed.

4965
02:12:18,340 --> 02:12:19,320
The first time you might not

4966
02:12:19,320 --> 02:12:21,580
see until you see it again.

4967
02:12:25,580 --> 02:12:26,680
Just crank the volume down

4968
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:27,780
there in case it blasts the

4969
02:12:27,780 --> 02:12:28,500
ears off you.

4970
02:12:29,740 --> 02:12:30,580
Suppose you're out there.

4971
02:12:30,900 --> 02:12:32,260
I mean, look at the.

4972
02:12:32,640 --> 02:12:34,060
Well, even if it has been seen,

4973
02:12:34,060 --> 02:12:35,730
just look at the level of Gonta

4974
02:12:35,730 --> 02:12:37,220
to get this shot here.

4975
02:12:38,180 --> 02:12:40,520
Real Sierra Nevada stew.

4976
02:12:42,420 --> 02:12:43,180
That's perfect.

4977
02:12:43,860 --> 02:12:44,660
It's got the head.

4978
02:12:44,720 --> 02:12:45,760
Look at the head movement.

4979
02:12:46,380 --> 02:12:46,760
You're right.

4980
02:12:47,040 --> 02:12:48,000
He's like a robot.

4981
02:12:50,040 --> 02:12:51,160
Thank you very much.

4982
02:12:51,300 --> 02:12:52,200
He's a machine.

4983
02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:53,380
The guy's a machine.

4984
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:54,240
Nick.

4985
02:12:54,340 --> 02:12:55,580
Thank you very much there.

4986
02:12:55,800 --> 02:12:56,840
And Al Gasket.

4987
02:12:57,600 --> 02:12:58,960
Thank you very, very, very much

4988
02:12:58,960 --> 02:12:59,620
there.

4989
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:01,460
Al Gasket and Nick.

4990
02:13:01,920 --> 02:13:02,750
For your kind, hard and

4991
02:13:02,750 --> 02:13:03,760
generous tips.

4992
02:13:04,420 --> 02:13:09,180
That is a fantabulous opening

4993
02:13:09,180 --> 02:13:11,320
sequence.

4994
02:13:13,020 --> 02:13:14,420
And it's the fade in.

4995
02:13:18,200 --> 02:13:18,960
Suppose you're out.

4996
02:13:21,560 --> 02:13:21,000
Suppose you're out in the

4997
02:13:21,000 --> 02:13:23,720
middle of nowhere and you're.

4998
02:13:24,980 --> 02:13:25,740
Bit loud.

4999
02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:26,840
I'll turn it down a notch.

5000
02:13:26,900 --> 02:13:28,260
Trying to find your way home.

5001
02:13:28,540 --> 02:13:29,900
Well, it's easy to do if you

5002
02:13:29,900 --> 02:13:31,280
have this Magellan GPS

5003
02:13:31,280 --> 02:13:32,960
satellite navigator.

5004
02:13:33,280 --> 02:13:33,480
It's like.

5005
02:13:33,680 --> 02:13:34,560
Magellan's after you.

5006
02:13:34,700 --> 02:13:35,800
I just need to go to Jack and

5007
02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:36,600
get a refill.

5008
02:13:36,780 --> 02:13:37,850
Just point the antenna up into

5009
02:13:37,850 --> 02:13:38,340
the sky.

5010
02:13:38,340 --> 02:13:39,260
I'm going to have to watch this

5011
02:13:39,260 --> 02:13:39,620
again.

5012
02:13:39,680 --> 02:13:40,950
Press the right buttons and it

5013
02:13:40,950 --> 02:13:42,280
tells you exactly where on the

5014
02:13:42,280 --> 02:13:43,080
earth you are.

5015
02:13:43,300 --> 02:13:44,280
And how to get to where you're

5016
02:13:44,280 --> 02:13:44,980
trying to go.

5017
02:13:45,380 --> 02:13:46,330
But suppose it's getting dark

5018
02:13:46,330 --> 02:13:47,640
and you just want to call home

5019
02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:48,940
and have them pick you up.

5020
02:13:49,180 --> 02:13:49,960
Then you need your own

5021
02:13:49,960 --> 02:13:51,060
satellite uplink.

5022
02:13:51,060 --> 02:13:53,680
Like this NEC satellite phone.

5023
02:13:54,060 --> 02:13:55,400
Just open up the dish.

5024
02:13:55,880 --> 02:13:57,000
Point it toward the satellite

5025
02:13:57,000 --> 02:13:57,740
in the sky.

5026
02:13:58,220 --> 02:13:58,800
Turn it on.

5027
02:13:58,940 --> 02:13:59,600
Open the door.

5028
02:13:59,980 --> 02:14:00,820
Take out the phone.

5029
02:14:01,020 --> 02:14:01,760
And phone home.

5030
02:14:02,200 --> 02:14:03,630
These are just two of the neat

5031
02:14:03,630 --> 02:14:05,010
computer gadgets you're going

5032
02:14:05,010 --> 02:14:06,510
to see on our annual computer

5033
02:14:06,510 --> 02:14:07,980
consumers buying guide show.

5034
02:14:07,980 --> 02:14:09,770
Lots of neat gadgets in store

5035
02:14:09,770 --> 02:14:11,710
on this edition of the Computer

5036
02:14:11,710 --> 02:14:12,740
Chronicles.

5037
02:14:27,360 --> 02:14:28,850
Computer Chronicles is made

5038
02:14:28,850 --> 02:14:31,000
possible in part by Hewlett-Packard.

5039
02:14:31,140 --> 02:14:32,640
Working with industry leaders

5040
02:14:32,640 --> 02:14:34,350
to ensure compatibility across

5041
02:14:34,350 --> 02:14:35,620
the board and across the

5042
02:14:35,620 --> 02:14:36,320
network.

5043
02:14:37,520 --> 02:14:38,020
HPPCs.

5044
02:14:38,180 --> 02:14:39,600
You're looking at partnership

5045
02:14:39,600 --> 02:14:40,800
in a whole new light.

5046
02:14:42,680 --> 02:14:43,980
Additional funding is provided

5047
02:14:43,980 --> 02:14:45,960
by laser jet printers from Hewlett-Packard.

5048
02:14:46,340 --> 02:14:47,210
Everything from a new color

5049
02:14:47,210 --> 02:14:48,470
solution to models designed

5050
02:14:48,470 --> 02:14:49,580
specifically for small

5051
02:14:49,580 --> 02:14:50,340
businesses.

5052
02:14:50,860 --> 02:14:51,960
HP LaserJet printers.

5053
02:14:52,460 --> 02:14:53,300
You do your job.

5054
02:14:53,540 --> 02:14:54,280
We'll do ours.

5055
02:14:54,680 --> 02:14:55,820
And the Software Publishers

5056
02:14:55,820 --> 02:14:56,780
Association.

5057
02:15:01,460 --> 02:15:03,640
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

5058
02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:04,640
I'm Stuart Schiffey.

5059
02:15:04,700 --> 02:15:06,040
And with me today is Tim Baharin,

5060
02:15:06,040 --> 02:15:07,680
president of Creative Strategies.

5061
02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:08,830
Tim, we're looking at all kinds

5062
02:15:08,830 --> 02:15:09,760
of neat toys and gadgets,

5063
02:15:09,760 --> 02:15:11,020
computer hardware, and software

5064
02:15:11,020 --> 02:15:11,800
for the season.

5065
02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:12,850
You're going to start by

5066
02:15:12,850 --> 02:15:14,180
showing us something called the

5067
02:15:14,180 --> 02:15:15,660
Interactive Technical Manual

5068
02:15:15,660 --> 02:15:16,720
for the USS Enterprise.

5069
02:15:16,980 --> 02:15:17,600
What is this?

5070
02:15:17,740 --> 02:15:19,610
This is the first technology

5071
02:15:19,610 --> 02:15:21,310
that Apple has used with the

5072
02:15:21,310 --> 02:15:22,860
virtual reality engine.

5073
02:15:23,300 --> 02:15:24,060
And it's on the Star Trek

5074
02:15:24,060 --> 02:15:24,880
Enterprise.

5075
02:15:25,080 --> 02:15:26,300
We're going to go to the guided

5076
02:15:26,300 --> 02:15:27,750
tour here and just take a quick

5077
02:15:27,750 --> 02:15:29,050
look of what it looks like to

5078
02:15:29,050 --> 02:15:30,600
put QuickTime VR in this.

5079
02:15:30,660 --> 02:15:31,660
We're going to go to the bridge.

5080
02:15:32,100 --> 02:15:33,620
And we're going to actually

5081
02:15:33,620 --> 02:15:35,240
have a chance to take a look at

5082
02:15:35,240 --> 02:15:36,610
what it would be like if we

5083
02:15:36,610 --> 02:15:38,150
were standing on the bridge

5084
02:15:38,150 --> 02:15:39,740
itself and were able to look

5085
02:15:39,740 --> 02:15:40,420
around.

5086
02:15:40,780 --> 02:15:41,810
This is one of the aspects of

5087
02:15:41,810 --> 02:15:43,390
the QuickTime engine that's so

5088
02:15:43,390 --> 02:15:44,020
unique.

5089
02:15:44,400 --> 02:15:45,910
Instead of a linear movie, I

5090
02:15:45,910 --> 02:15:47,470
now have a virtual reality

5091
02:15:47,470 --> 02:15:48,140
movie.

5092
02:15:48,240 --> 02:15:48,740
And I can be...

5093
02:15:48,740 --> 02:15:49,360
Thank you very much.

5094
02:15:49,440 --> 02:15:51,220
Schiffey Talens in the wild.

5095
02:15:51,860 --> 02:15:53,640
Is he going to orb with Magellan?

5096
02:15:54,100 --> 02:15:55,460
Did I miss anything there?

5097
02:15:55,840 --> 02:15:56,660
I mean, I don't want to torch

5098
02:15:56,660 --> 02:15:57,810
you with the same shit again

5099
02:15:57,810 --> 02:15:58,260
there.

5100
02:15:58,260 --> 02:16:00,200
But I just wanted to see if he

5101
02:16:00,200 --> 02:16:02,480
did any orb work in that Magellan

5102
02:16:02,480 --> 02:16:03,220
intro.

5103
02:16:03,420 --> 02:16:04,550
You just want to call home and

5104
02:16:04,550 --> 02:16:05,660
have him pick you up.

5105
02:16:05,780 --> 02:16:07,020
Then you need your own

5106
02:16:07,020 --> 02:16:08,980
satellite uplink like this NEC

5107
02:16:08,980 --> 02:16:10,380
satellite phone.

5108
02:16:10,580 --> 02:16:12,630
Just open up the dish, point it

5109
02:16:12,630 --> 02:16:14,410
toward the satellite in the sky,

5110
02:16:14,410 --> 02:16:16,650
turn it on, open the door, take

5111
02:16:16,650 --> 02:16:18,480
out the phone and phone home.

5112
02:16:18,800 --> 02:16:19,940
These are just two of the neat

5113
02:16:19,940 --> 02:16:21,500
computer gadgets you're going

5114
02:16:21,500 --> 02:16:22,950
to see on our annual Computer

5115
02:16:22,950 --> 02:16:24,700
Consumers Buying Guide show.

5116
02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:26,570
Lots of neat gadgets in store

5117
02:16:26,570 --> 02:16:28,440
on this edition of the Computer

5118
02:16:28,440 --> 02:16:29,440
Chronicles.

5119
02:16:29,940 --> 02:16:30,320
Lovely.

5120
02:16:30,500 --> 02:16:32,090
It really is the Starlink of

5121
02:16:32,090 --> 02:16:34,500
1994, but the action on the

5122
02:16:34,500 --> 02:16:35,260
phone.

5123
02:16:35,620 --> 02:16:36,300
Turn it on.

5124
02:16:36,520 --> 02:16:37,160
Did it for me.

5125
02:16:37,620 --> 02:16:38,770
That sounds like he's taking

5126
02:16:38,770 --> 02:16:40,200
the plate off the front of a

5127
02:16:40,200 --> 02:16:40,760
fire.

5128
02:16:41,480 --> 02:16:42,670
Don't let the air in, give it a

5129
02:16:42,670 --> 02:16:43,860
bit of a draft.

5130
02:16:44,340 --> 02:16:45,620
Turn it on, open the...

5131
02:16:45,620 --> 02:16:46,520
Like it sounds like it's

5132
02:16:46,520 --> 02:16:47,020
metallic.

5133
02:16:47,180 --> 02:16:48,560
Suppose something like that

5134
02:16:48,560 --> 02:16:49,600
would be encased in a

5135
02:16:49,600 --> 02:16:51,080
protective steel case.

5136
02:16:51,080 --> 02:16:52,760
The door, take out the phone

5137
02:16:52,760 --> 02:16:53,840
and phone home.

5138
02:16:54,240 --> 02:16:55,740
These are just two of the neat

5139
02:16:55,740 --> 02:16:57,370
computer gadgets you're going

5140
02:16:57,370 --> 02:16:58,870
to see on our annual Computer

5141
02:16:58,870 --> 02:17:00,660
Consumers Buying Guide show.

5142
02:17:02,340 --> 02:17:05,380
Neat toys, gadgets.

5143
02:17:06,240 --> 02:17:07,700
I can turn to the right, turn

5144
02:17:07,700 --> 02:17:10,260
to the left, a full 360 to see

5145
02:17:10,260 --> 02:17:11,840
what's going on.

5146
02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:13,380
And again, this is the Apple

5147
02:17:13,380 --> 02:17:14,430
QuickTime virtual reality

5148
02:17:14,430 --> 02:17:15,940
engine that's being applied now

5149
02:17:15,940 --> 02:17:17,260
to this Star Trek Enterprise

5150
02:17:17,260 --> 02:17:18,460
interactive manual.

5151
02:17:18,460 --> 02:17:19,290
And it's really an exciting

5152
02:17:19,290 --> 02:17:20,060
piece of technology.

5153
02:17:20,060 --> 02:17:20,980
So this is a Star Trek game.

5154
02:17:20,980 --> 02:17:24,120
You can get on board the Starship

5155
02:17:24,120 --> 02:17:25,320
reality.

5156
02:17:25,320 --> 02:17:26,520
He added to many other products.

5157
02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:27,140
That's really neat.

5158
02:17:27,200 --> 02:17:28,390
So you're really in control and

5159
02:17:28,390 --> 02:17:29,530
you can walk anywhere you want

5160
02:17:29,530 --> 02:17:30,620
around the Enterprise.

5161
02:17:30,760 --> 02:17:31,960
Data to data.

5162
02:17:32,240 --> 02:17:33,240
Thank you very much there.

5163
02:17:33,360 --> 02:17:34,040
Data to data.

5164
02:17:34,040 --> 02:17:34,240
Right.

5165
02:17:34,540 --> 02:17:34,760
Okay.

5166
02:17:34,800 --> 02:17:35,780
That's for people who want to

5167
02:17:35,780 --> 02:17:36,880
play Captain Kirk or Captain

5168
02:17:36,880 --> 02:17:37,680
Picard, whatever.

5169
02:17:38,340 --> 02:17:38,940
Whatever.

5170
02:17:39,800 --> 02:17:41,320
Short shrift given to those

5171
02:17:41,320 --> 02:17:42,900
Star Trek guys.

5172
02:17:43,460 --> 02:17:44,280
But look at this.

5173
02:17:44,340 --> 02:17:45,940
It's a new flight stick or

5174
02:17:45,940 --> 02:17:47,560
joystick situation.

5175
02:17:48,520 --> 02:17:49,920
And he's pulling out all the

5176
02:17:49,920 --> 02:17:51,800
fucking toys here.

5177
02:17:51,800 --> 02:17:52,780
People want to play Captain

5178
02:17:52,780 --> 02:17:53,630
Kirk or Captain Picard,

5179
02:17:53,630 --> 02:17:54,100
whatever.

5180
02:17:54,380 --> 02:17:55,700
Some people want to be evil-kennievel

5181
02:17:55,700 --> 02:17:56,850
and risk their lives but not

5182
02:17:56,850 --> 02:17:57,810
really take a chance of

5183
02:17:57,810 --> 02:17:59,050
breaking all their bones like

5184
02:17:59,050 --> 02:17:59,560
he does.

5185
02:18:00,000 --> 02:18:02,070
I can hear some drumming going

5186
02:18:02,070 --> 02:18:03,240
on sort of.

5187
02:18:07,420 --> 02:18:05,810
Some people want to be evil-kennievel

5188
02:18:05,810 --> 02:18:07,720
and risk their lives but not

5189
02:18:07,720 --> 02:18:09,210
really take a chance of

5190
02:18:09,210 --> 02:18:11,240
breaking all their bones like

5191
02:18:11,240 --> 02:18:12,120
he does.

5192
02:18:12,280 --> 02:18:13,340
If you play lots of action

5193
02:18:13,340 --> 02:18:14,620
video games, you use a normal

5194
02:18:14,620 --> 02:18:15,680
joystick like this.

5195
02:18:15,740 --> 02:18:16,720
Well, that's pretty boring if

5196
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:17,680
you're trying to ride a car or

5197
02:18:17,680 --> 02:18:18,340
a motorcycle.

5198
02:18:18,780 --> 02:18:19,370
Over there we have our

5199
02:18:19,370 --> 02:18:21,170
production assistant, Bev Black,

5200
02:18:21,170 --> 02:18:22,860
in the simulator action chair.

5201
02:18:23,340 --> 02:18:23,680
Wow.

5202
02:18:24,320 --> 02:18:25,400
I forgot about this.

5203
02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:26,720
She's actually sitting on the

5204
02:18:26,720 --> 02:18:27,340
joystick.

5205
02:18:28,040 --> 02:18:29,290
I mean, that was the strangest

5206
02:18:29,290 --> 02:18:30,820
thing as well because I've

5207
02:18:30,820 --> 02:18:32,480
never seen that maneuver on

5208
02:18:32,480 --> 02:18:34,100
Computer Chronicles.

5209
02:18:34,100 --> 02:18:35,720
That one moment.

5210
02:18:35,920 --> 02:18:37,340
Again, it's sleight of hand.

5211
02:18:37,480 --> 02:18:39,300
And that's the magician of Stu.

5212
02:18:40,200 --> 02:18:41,840
We're focused on this joystick.

5213
02:18:42,040 --> 02:18:42,840
What's he doing with it?

5214
02:18:42,900 --> 02:18:43,960
Where is he going to go with it?

5215
02:18:44,100 --> 02:18:44,640
Is he going to click the

5216
02:18:44,640 --> 02:18:45,060
buttons?

5217
02:18:45,440 --> 02:18:46,540
Will he be playing a game?

5218
02:18:46,680 --> 02:18:48,800
We can hear some bongo music.

5219
02:18:49,100 --> 02:18:49,220
Listen.

5220
02:18:49,420 --> 02:18:50,120
Or a motorcycle.

5221
02:18:50,620 --> 02:18:50,920
Over there we have our

5222
02:18:50,920 --> 02:18:51,520
production.

5223
02:18:51,520 --> 02:18:53,900
And then the subversion.

5224
02:18:54,360 --> 02:18:56,560
The subversion of expectation.

5225
02:18:58,320 --> 02:18:58,860
Don't know what the fuck is

5226
02:18:58,860 --> 02:18:59,940
going on.

5227
02:18:59,940 --> 02:19:01,640
Simulator Action Chair. She's

5228
02:19:01,640 --> 02:19:02,880
actually sitting on the

5229
02:19:02,880 --> 02:19:04,760
joystick because that's how she's

5230
02:19:04,760 --> 02:19:06,200
running that motorcycle there.

5231
02:19:06,300 --> 02:19:07,610
She leans to the left, the bike

5232
02:19:07,610 --> 02:19:09,030
goes to the left. She leans to

5233
02:19:09,030 --> 02:19:10,440
the right, the bike goes to the

5234
02:19:10,440 --> 02:19:11,040
right.

5235
02:19:11,220 --> 02:19:12,300
She's got the button controls

5236
02:19:12,300 --> 02:19:13,510
in her hands there, but her

5237
02:19:13,510 --> 02:19:14,760
body is actually doing the most

5238
02:19:14,760 --> 02:19:16,120
natural thing as if she were on

5239
02:19:16,120 --> 02:19:17,200
that real motorbike.

5240
02:19:17,560 --> 02:19:19,020
It's the, oh, but she doesn't

5241
02:19:19,020 --> 02:19:20,460
break her bones when she

5242
02:19:20,460 --> 02:19:22,130
crashes. See, that's the beauty

5243
02:19:22,130 --> 02:19:22,480
of it.

5244
02:19:22,740 --> 02:19:23,680
That's the Simulator Action

5245
02:19:23,680 --> 02:19:24,730
Chair, the world's most

5246
02:19:24,730 --> 02:19:26,100
expensive joystick, but it's

5247
02:19:26,100 --> 02:19:26,760
really great.

5248
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:29,690
Is it called the Senior Action

5249
02:19:29,690 --> 02:19:32,220
Chair? Because it looked like

5250
02:19:32,220 --> 02:19:34,620
sort of a senior citizen sort

5251
02:19:34,620 --> 02:19:35,660
of thing.

5252
02:19:36,240 --> 02:19:37,650
But I don't know how you play

5253
02:19:37,650 --> 02:19:39,390
road rash unless you had

5254
02:19:39,390 --> 02:19:41,650
buttons built into the side bit

5255
02:19:41,650 --> 02:19:43,640
so you could use your whip or

5256
02:19:43,640 --> 02:19:45,630
your chain to rash the other

5257
02:19:45,630 --> 02:19:46,820
road users.

5258
02:19:47,720 --> 02:19:48,620
Hanley man, thank you very much.

5259
02:19:48,620 --> 02:19:50,060
Then I don't think it would be

5260
02:19:50,060 --> 02:19:50,720
much use.

5261
02:19:51,040 --> 02:19:52,750
But again, just this movement.

5262
02:19:52,750 --> 02:19:54,570
We've never seen anything like

5263
02:19:54,570 --> 02:19:54,980
it.

5264
02:19:55,640 --> 02:19:57,600
Starting with the stew

5265
02:19:57,600 --> 02:20:00,390
extension. I'd say he's on the

5266
02:20:00,390 --> 02:20:02,980
balls of his feet for that.

5267
02:20:03,520 --> 02:20:05,250
So we know something's going on.

5268
02:20:05,250 --> 02:20:07,430
Also, I like the geometry of

5269
02:20:07,430 --> 02:20:09,710
the heads because we're going

5270
02:20:09,710 --> 02:20:11,780
down and Badge is a good foot

5271
02:20:11,780 --> 02:20:14,030
and a half, two foot shorter

5272
02:20:14,030 --> 02:20:14,840
maybe.

5273
02:20:15,400 --> 02:20:16,840
So that kind of lines up lovely

5274
02:20:16,840 --> 02:20:17,600
as well.

5275
02:20:17,600 --> 02:20:20,940
And then the finish is exquisite.

5276
02:20:24,940 --> 02:20:25,610
She's actually sitting on the

5277
02:20:25,610 --> 02:20:26,760
joystick. Because that's how

5278
02:20:26,760 --> 02:20:28,100
she's running that motorcycle

5279
02:20:28,100 --> 02:20:30,610
there. She's actually sitting

5280
02:20:30,610 --> 02:20:32,280
on the joystick.

5281
02:20:32,280 --> 02:20:33,730
The bike goes to the right. She's

5282
02:20:33,730 --> 02:20:34,980
got the button controls in her

5283
02:20:34,980 --> 02:20:36,230
hands there. But her body is

5284
02:20:36,230 --> 02:20:37,580
actually doing the most natural

5285
02:20:37,580 --> 02:20:38,680
thing as if she were on that

5286
02:20:38,680 --> 02:20:39,620
real motorbike.

5287
02:20:39,620 --> 02:20:41,270
It's the most... Oh! But she

5288
02:20:41,270 --> 02:20:42,600
doesn't break her bones when

5289
02:20:42,600 --> 02:20:43,990
she crashes. See, that's the

5290
02:20:43,990 --> 02:20:44,840
beauty of it.

5291
02:20:44,840 --> 02:20:46,110
That's the Simulator Action

5292
02:20:46,110 --> 02:20:47,200
Chair, the world's most

5293
02:20:47,200 --> 02:20:48,560
expensive joystick, but it's

5294
02:20:48,560 --> 02:20:50,180
really great. $279.00.

5295
02:20:50,180 --> 02:20:52,010
World's most expensive joystick,

5296
02:20:52,010 --> 02:20:54,750
but it's really great. $270.00.

5297
02:20:54,750 --> 02:20:56,180
Stu's blue flag gone. Thank you

5298
02:20:56,180 --> 02:20:56,800
very much.

5299
02:20:56,800 --> 02:20:57,960
That's the Simulator Action

5300
02:20:57,960 --> 02:20:58,960
Chair, the world's most

5301
02:20:58,960 --> 02:21:00,220
expensive joystick, but it's

5302
02:21:00,220 --> 02:21:02,140
really great. $279.00.

5303
02:21:02,140 --> 02:21:03,760
From Simulator Technology. All

5304
02:21:03,760 --> 02:21:04,840
right, Tim, you're going to be

5305
02:21:04,840 --> 02:21:05,840
back with us a little bit later

5306
02:21:05,840 --> 02:21:07,130
on. We'll also be joined by

5307
02:21:07,130 --> 02:21:08,530
Heidi Roizen of Teemaker and

5308
02:21:08,530 --> 02:21:09,770
Paul Schindler of Windows

5309
02:21:09,770 --> 02:21:11,340
Magazine for their picks of the

5310
02:21:11,340 --> 02:21:12,660
best new computer gadgets of

5311
02:21:12,660 --> 02:21:13,640
the season.

5312
02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,080
Now, we're going to have you

5313
02:21:15,080 --> 02:21:16,700
decide maybe what to buy today,

5314
02:21:16,700 --> 02:21:18,200
but how do you decide where to

5315
02:21:18,200 --> 02:21:18,680
buy it?

5316
02:21:18,680 --> 02:21:22,240
Oh, the what and the where were

5317
02:21:22,240 --> 02:21:24,160
intoned to a T.

5318
02:21:24,640 --> 02:21:25,850
Paul Schindler of Windows

5319
02:21:25,850 --> 02:21:27,380
Magazine for their picks of the

5320
02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:28,650
best new computer gadgets of

5321
02:21:28,650 --> 02:21:30,420
the season. Now, we're going to

5322
02:21:30,420 --> 02:21:31,860
help you decide maybe what to

5323
02:21:31,860 --> 02:21:33,120
buy today, but how do you

5324
02:21:33,120 --> 02:21:34,810
decide where to buy it? A mail

5325
02:21:34,810 --> 02:21:36,540
order house? A superstore?

5326
02:21:36,540 --> 02:21:39,370
They were both in the same key.

5327
02:21:39,370 --> 02:21:42,080
The key of T. A T key which he

5328
02:21:42,080 --> 02:21:44,130
has created didn't exist in

5329
02:21:44,130 --> 02:21:46,800
music until Stu's-zik started

5330
02:21:46,800 --> 02:21:49,270
fucking playing his stuff on

5331
02:21:49,270 --> 02:21:52,160
Computer Chronicles. I need to

5332
02:21:52,160 --> 02:21:54,180
see if they're in the same key.

5333
02:21:54,180 --> 02:21:57,990
season now we're gonna help you

5334
02:21:57,990 --> 02:22:01,860
decide maybe what to maybe what

5335
02:22:01,860 --> 02:22:05,280
that's one and

5336
02:22:05,280 --> 02:22:09,600
then what to buy today but how

5337
02:22:09,600 --> 02:22:14,090
do you decide where that would

5338
02:22:14,090 --> 02:22:15,060
be two

5339
02:22:16,260 --> 02:22:16,910
are they in the same key the

5340
02:22:16,910 --> 02:22:18,760
key of T where to buy Kirk or

5341
02:22:18,760 --> 02:22:19,940
Captain Picard

5342
02:22:19,940 --> 02:22:21,260
whatever some people want to be

5343
02:22:21,260 --> 02:22:22,410
evil Knievel and risk their

5344
02:22:22,410 --> 02:22:23,060
lives but not

5345
02:22:23,060 --> 02:22:23,930
really take a chance on

5346
02:22:23,930 --> 02:22:25,080
breaking all their bones like

5347
02:22:25,080 --> 02:22:25,940
he's does if you play

5348
02:22:25,940 --> 02:22:27,340
lots of action what to buy

5349
02:22:27,340 --> 02:22:29,000
today where to what to where to

5350
02:22:29,000 --> 02:22:30,320
where to buy it what to

5351
02:22:30,320 --> 02:22:31,580
buy where what what what what

5352
02:22:31,580 --> 02:22:32,930
what what what what what what

5353
02:22:32,930 --> 02:22:33,740
what what what what

5354
02:22:33,740 --> 02:22:35,780
what to buy today but how do

5355
02:22:35,780 --> 02:22:38,090
you decide they're on the same

5356
02:22:38,090 --> 02:22:39,560
level if you could

5357
02:22:39,560 --> 02:22:41,670
yeah maybe it would work with a

5358
02:22:41,670 --> 02:22:43,730
few more sound bank entries

5359
02:22:43,730 --> 02:22:45,020
then to maybe boost

5360
02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:46,520
that onto a drum and bass beat

5361
02:22:46,520 --> 02:22:48,150
or something for store or a

5362
02:22:48,150 --> 02:22:48,740
neighborhood

5363
02:22:48,740 --> 02:22:50,780
computer shop. Here's some good...

5364
02:22:50,780 --> 02:22:51,510
What, what, what, what, what,

5365
02:22:51,510 --> 02:22:52,360
what, what, what, what, where,

5366
02:22:52,360 --> 02:22:52,580
where,

5367
02:22:52,580 --> 02:22:54,020
where, where, where, where,

5368
02:22:54,020 --> 02:22:55,280
where, where, where to buy,

5369
02:22:55,280 --> 02:22:56,730
where to buy it. Price, price,

5370
02:22:56,730 --> 02:22:58,100
price. Faced with stacks of

5371
02:22:58,100 --> 02:23:00,020
software, all claiming to be

5372
02:23:00,020 --> 02:23:01,890
easy to use, and row upon row

5373
02:23:01,890 --> 02:23:03,800
of look-alike computers, almost

5374
02:23:03,800 --> 02:23:05,280
any shopper could become dizzy

5375
02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:07,250
with confusion. That's when

5376
02:23:07,250 --> 02:23:08,890
computer retailers are meant to

5377
02:23:08,890 --> 02:23:10,700
step in and help. And even when

5378
02:23:10,700 --> 02:23:12,750
they do, it's not enough. A lot

5379
02:23:12,750 --> 02:23:15,000
of our customers come in. GameSphere.

5380
02:23:15,000 --> 02:23:16,160
Thank you very much, GameSphere.

5381
02:23:16,160 --> 02:23:17,850
And we are well and truly in

5382
02:23:17,850 --> 02:23:18,720
the realm of the

5383
02:23:18,720 --> 02:23:21,320
GameSphere, it would seem here

5384
02:23:21,320 --> 02:23:23,740
in this shop, which again looks

5385
02:23:23,740 --> 02:23:25,780
brilliantly laid out.

5386
02:23:25,860 --> 02:23:28,610
...become dizzy with confusion.

5387
02:23:28,610 --> 02:23:30,700
That's when computer retailers

5388
02:23:30,700 --> 02:23:32,700
are meant to step in and help.

5389
02:23:32,700 --> 02:23:35,250
Please be careful. Soundblaster.

5390
02:23:35,250 --> 02:23:38,040
Terrorizing. Thanks for the tip.

5391
02:23:38,860 --> 02:23:39,600
...when they do, it's not

5392
02:23:39,600 --> 02:23:41,200
enough. A lot of our customers

5393
02:23:41,200 --> 02:23:42,640
come in. I hope you're getting

5394
02:23:42,640 --> 02:23:43,900
on well, terrorizing. I

5395
02:23:43,900 --> 02:23:45,240
remember you from the Call of

5396
02:23:45,240 --> 02:23:46,020
Duty days.

5397
02:23:48,700 --> 02:23:52,010
Back in 20, 18, or 19, the Call

5398
02:23:52,010 --> 02:23:53,180
of Duty days.

5399
02:23:53,180 --> 02:23:55,020
They are, in addition to being

5400
02:23:55,020 --> 02:23:56,660
confused about first-time

5401
02:23:56,660 --> 02:23:58,570
buying decisions that they have

5402
02:23:58,570 --> 02:24:00,930
to make about equipment, they

5403
02:24:00,930 --> 02:24:01,970
actually don't know what

5404
02:24:01,970 --> 02:24:03,590
software is appropriate for

5405
02:24:03,590 --> 02:24:05,320
them to use, and once they have

5406
02:24:05,320 --> 02:24:06,970
it, don't know how to use it as

5407
02:24:06,970 --> 02:24:07,660
well.

5408
02:24:07,840 --> 02:24:09,740
A lot of individuals might not

5409
02:24:09,740 --> 02:24:11,880
even be purchasers of software,

5410
02:24:11,880 --> 02:24:13,590
but for their job, they are

5411
02:24:13,590 --> 02:24:15,340
thrown into an environment

5412
02:24:15,340 --> 02:24:17,220
where they need to learn how to

5413
02:24:17,220 --> 02:24:19,040
use a program very quickly in

5414
02:24:19,040 --> 02:24:21,320
order to function in their job.

5415
02:24:21,320 --> 02:24:23,000
The massive CompUSA store...

5416
02:24:23,000 --> 02:24:24,470
This is not the holiday buyers,

5417
02:24:24,470 --> 02:24:25,950
it's consumer buyers' guides,

5418
02:24:25,950 --> 02:24:27,420
so there's no fucking Christmas

5419
02:24:27,420 --> 02:24:28,160
about this.

5420
02:24:28,160 --> 02:24:30,180
...in Emeryville, California,

5421
02:24:30,180 --> 02:24:31,470
has gone so far as to offer

5422
02:24:31,470 --> 02:24:32,880
classes in software use.

5423
02:24:32,880 --> 02:24:35,680
I remember this... Even at $150...

5424
02:24:35,680 --> 02:24:36,800
Some of the faces...

5425
02:24:36,800 --> 02:24:38,600
...so far as to offer classes

5426
02:24:38,600 --> 02:24:39,580
in software use.

5427
02:24:39,800 --> 02:24:41,620
It's the Christopher Reeve look.

5428
02:24:41,620 --> 02:24:44,110
It was dominant. Around then,

5429
02:24:44,110 --> 02:24:45,780
maybe there.

5430
02:24:45,780 --> 02:24:49,840
Even at $150 per course... I

5431
02:24:49,840 --> 02:24:52,320
was... Kindly all just... Classes

5432
02:24:52,320 --> 02:24:53,280
in software use.

5433
02:24:53,280 --> 02:24:54,670
...the same way we would look

5434
02:24:54,670 --> 02:24:55,540
now, just staring at our

5435
02:24:55,540 --> 02:24:57,260
screens as well, you know, just...

5436
02:24:57,260 --> 02:24:59,330
...are we really checked out? I

5437
02:24:59,330 --> 02:25:00,710
mean, it looks like you're

5438
02:25:00,710 --> 02:25:03,200
zombies in a way when you're scaring...

5439
02:25:03,200 --> 02:25:04,940
...scaring at a screen, but you're

5440
02:25:04,940 --> 02:25:06,020
staring at one, and you look

5441
02:25:06,020 --> 02:25:07,260
like you're just...

5442
02:25:08,620 --> 02:25:09,080
...and when you see loads of

5443
02:25:09,080 --> 02:25:10,480
people doing it at the same

5444
02:25:10,480 --> 02:25:10,960
time.

5445
02:25:11,160 --> 02:25:12,360
But there's stuff going on

5446
02:25:12,360 --> 02:25:13,780
inside the mind as well.

5447
02:25:15,360 --> 02:25:16,030
So you're not a zombie, but you

5448
02:25:16,030 --> 02:25:17,700
look like a zombie.

5449
02:25:17,700 --> 02:25:19,760
Even at $150 per...

5450
02:25:19,760 --> 02:25:21,540
Jez Riff, thank you very much

5451
02:25:21,540 --> 02:25:23,180
now, and Howie Pinned.

5452
02:25:23,180 --> 02:25:24,680
Thank you very much, and all

5453
02:25:24,680 --> 02:25:26,240
the best there with your balak

5454
02:25:26,240 --> 02:25:27,760
surgery, you see there.

5455
02:25:27,760 --> 02:25:28,900
All the best with that at

5456
02:25:28,900 --> 02:25:29,600
Christmas.

5457
02:25:29,600 --> 02:25:31,330
Of course, the day and evening

5458
02:25:31,330 --> 02:25:32,940
classes fill up quickly.

5459
02:25:32,940 --> 02:25:34,940
And CompuSA...

5460
02:25:36,940 --> 02:25:37,810
...sees other advantages to its

5461
02:25:37,810 --> 02:25:40,190
super center stores, like size

5462
02:25:40,190 --> 02:25:41,580
and selection.

5463
02:25:42,580 --> 02:25:43,570
Taking a different approach are

5464
02:25:43,570 --> 02:25:45,660
the small individual merchants,

5465
02:25:45,660 --> 02:25:46,500
like Winner's Circle in

5466
02:25:46,500 --> 02:25:47,780
neighboring Berkeley...

5467
02:25:47,780 --> 02:25:49,810
...who's owner thinks personal

5468
02:25:49,810 --> 02:25:51,400
service is more important than

5469
02:25:51,400 --> 02:25:52,580
a large warehouse.

5470
02:25:52,580 --> 02:25:53,830
The difference in our store,

5471
02:25:53,830 --> 02:25:54,830
from most of the stores, is

5472
02:25:54,830 --> 02:25:56,100
that we don't have commissioned

5473
02:25:56,100 --> 02:25:56,880
salespeople.

5474
02:25:56,880 --> 02:25:58,070
So we have a large tech staff

5475
02:25:58,070 --> 02:25:59,470
that's able to answer questions

5476
02:25:59,470 --> 02:26:00,660
from people that are having

5477
02:26:00,660 --> 02:26:01,340
problems.

5478
02:26:01,340 --> 02:26:02,390
We'll educate a person that

5479
02:26:02,390 --> 02:26:03,340
they know nothing about a

5480
02:26:03,340 --> 02:26:03,920
computer.

5481
02:26:03,920 --> 02:26:05,110
I think we're able to talk in

5482
02:26:05,110 --> 02:26:06,080
simple language.

5483
02:26:07,000 --> 02:26:08,000
Yeah, look, that's...

5484
02:26:11,340 --> 02:26:11,920
...Rackleff...

5485
02:26:11,920 --> 02:26:13,690
...for the sale, or after the

5486
02:26:13,690 --> 02:26:15,160
sale, we'll be willing to take

5487
02:26:15,160 --> 02:26:16,240
you through a solution

5488
02:26:16,240 --> 02:26:17,700
discussion on the phone.

5489
02:26:17,700 --> 02:26:19,190
As I said earlier, bring in a

5490
02:26:19,190 --> 02:26:20,820
number of experts, technical

5491
02:26:20,820 --> 02:26:21,540
experts.

5492
02:26:21,540 --> 02:26:22,920
We're gonna take a look.

5493
02:26:22,920 --> 02:26:23,840
Twist it!

5494
02:26:23,840 --> 02:26:24,840
We're gonna take a look.

5495
02:26:24,840 --> 02:26:26,470
Thank you very much, Jez, or

5496
02:26:26,470 --> 02:26:29,250
Nick, for the tip. Thank you

5497
02:26:29,250 --> 02:26:31,300
very much for the tip there.

5498
02:26:31,300 --> 02:26:33,680
Okay, we're back with Tim Baharan,

5499
02:26:33,680 --> 02:26:35,520
and we're gonna take a look at

5500
02:26:35,520 --> 02:26:36,960
some neat things.

5501
02:26:36,960 --> 02:26:39,930
We've seen it before, and we've

5502
02:26:39,930 --> 02:26:42,670
many of them in the compendium,

5503
02:26:42,670 --> 02:26:45,210
but it's the next swift swoop

5504
02:26:45,210 --> 02:26:46,620
and switch.

5505
02:26:49,260 --> 02:26:50,570
It works every time, and just a

5506
02:26:50,570 --> 02:26:53,360
collector's item.

5507
02:26:54,260 --> 02:26:56,030
Kind of a little jerry curl at

5508
02:26:56,030 --> 02:26:57,260
the back...

5509
02:26:58,260 --> 02:27:00,880
...forming a wave. I don't want

5510
02:27:00,880 --> 02:27:01,960
to loop the video. What am I

5511
02:27:01,960 --> 02:27:02,260
doing?

5512
02:27:04,020 --> 02:27:05,020
Save video.

5513
02:27:05,020 --> 02:27:07,640
Okay, we're back with Tim...

5514
02:27:07,640 --> 02:27:10,550
Like a rip curl... a sort of a

5515
02:27:10,550 --> 02:27:11,640
rip curl wave...

5516
02:27:11,640 --> 02:27:12,140
Okay...

5517
02:27:12,140 --> 02:27:13,460
...on the back.

5518
02:27:13,460 --> 02:27:15,140
A fet... a fetlock!

5519
02:27:15,140 --> 02:27:17,240
I'm gonna have to go back and

5520
02:27:17,240 --> 02:27:19,570
watch the last time watched us

5521
02:27:19,570 --> 02:27:21,900
on stream, and did I notice the

5522
02:27:21,900 --> 02:27:24,980
fetlock... rip curl.

5523
02:27:24,980 --> 02:27:26,600
Okay, we're back with Tim Baharan,

5524
02:27:26,600 --> 02:27:27,850
and we're gonna take a look at

5525
02:27:27,850 --> 02:27:29,120
some neat things for Windows

5526
02:27:29,120 --> 02:27:30,400
machines and PCs, etc.

5527
02:27:30,400 --> 02:27:32,160
Euretric will smother you!

5528
02:27:32,160 --> 02:27:34,250
Thank you very much, Kurt Angles,

5529
02:27:34,250 --> 02:27:35,280
broken neck.

5530
02:27:35,280 --> 02:27:36,240
Tim, first thing I want to show

5531
02:27:36,240 --> 02:27:37,280
you is this. It's...

5532
02:27:37,280 --> 02:27:38,740
Very kind of you.

5533
02:27:38,940 --> 02:27:39,400
Hand...

5534
02:27:39,400 --> 02:27:41,820
Handwriting pad.

5535
02:27:42,100 --> 02:27:43,200
Neat things for Windows

5536
02:27:43,200 --> 02:27:44,720
machines and PCs, etc. Tim,

5537
02:27:44,720 --> 02:27:45,980
first thing I want to show you

5538
02:27:45,980 --> 02:27:47,570
is this. It's Handwriter for

5539
02:27:47,570 --> 02:27:48,480
Windows from CIC,

5540
02:27:48,480 --> 02:27:50,060
Communications Intelligence

5541
02:27:50,060 --> 02:27:51,640
Corporation. It's pen input,

5542
02:27:51,640 --> 02:27:53,110
handwriting recognition, mouse

5543
02:27:53,110 --> 02:27:54,430
control, anything you want it

5544
02:27:54,430 --> 02:27:55,880
to be. The main thing I like

5545
02:27:55,880 --> 02:27:56,880
about this, it comes bundled

5546
02:27:56,880 --> 02:27:58,060
with a clutch...

5547
02:27:58,060 --> 02:27:59,880
It do all look depressed. I

5548
02:27:59,880 --> 02:28:01,620
wanted to highlight that when

5549
02:28:01,620 --> 02:28:03,570
it was on Tim there, and it zooms

5550
02:28:03,570 --> 02:28:05,450
into Tim. I mean, if you took

5551
02:28:05,450 --> 02:28:07,060
the music out and slowed it

5552
02:28:07,060 --> 02:28:08,820
down, because the Computer

5553
02:28:08,820 --> 02:28:10,810
Chronicles music makes it sound

5554
02:28:10,810 --> 02:28:11,920
exciting.

5555
02:28:11,920 --> 02:28:13,770
I don't think I don't think I

5556
02:28:13,770 --> 02:28:15,600
had it on him then. But you

5557
02:28:15,600 --> 02:28:17,720
could just get something a

5558
02:28:17,720 --> 02:28:19,660
little bit different, maybe.

5559
02:28:22,660 --> 02:28:24,390
That's not the right music, but

5560
02:28:24,390 --> 02:28:26,400
just there. Just this bit here.

5561
02:28:37,400 --> 02:28:39,690
See, that's evil. The music is

5562
02:28:39,690 --> 02:28:42,020
unfortunately too evil sounding

5563
02:28:42,020 --> 02:28:44,240
or not evil, just unnerving.

5564
02:28:44,240 --> 02:28:45,890
And that doesn't really

5565
02:28:45,890 --> 02:28:47,860
highlight the boredom.

5566
02:28:49,860 --> 02:28:51,600
Put that look there.

5567
02:29:00,600 --> 02:29:01,920
Put that back on.

5568
02:29:04,600 --> 02:29:06,540
Communications Intelligence

5569
02:29:06,540 --> 02:29:08,720
Corporation. It's pen input,

5570
02:29:08,720 --> 02:29:10,840
handwriting recognition, mouse

5571
02:29:10,840 --> 02:29:11,980
control, anything you want it

5572
02:29:11,980 --> 02:29:13,030
to be. The main thing I like

5573
02:29:13,030 --> 02:29:14,100
about this, it comes bundled

5574
02:29:14,100 --> 02:29:15,220
with a collection of crossword

5575
02:29:15,220 --> 02:29:16,800
puzzles. And not only crossword

5576
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:18,220
puzzles, let me get in here and

5577
02:29:18,220 --> 02:29:20,190
pick a puzzle. You can do these

5578
02:29:20,190 --> 02:29:21,500
puzzles and actually write on

5579
02:29:21,500 --> 02:29:23,320
your board here. And let's see,

5580
02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:24,960
the question was elevate. So

5581
02:29:24,960 --> 02:29:26,720
let's guess the answer is lift.

5582
02:29:26,720 --> 02:29:28,210
And I can just handwrite in my

5583
02:29:28,210 --> 02:29:29,930
answer. And the recognition

5584
02:29:29,930 --> 02:29:31,420
takes care of it. I wanted to

5585
02:29:31,420 --> 02:29:33,340
go five across happy. Should we

5586
02:29:33,340 --> 02:29:34,240
guess glad?

5587
02:29:34,240 --> 02:29:35,740
And see if that works. Pretty

5588
02:29:35,740 --> 02:29:37,580
neat. It's really a lot of fun

5589
02:29:37,580 --> 02:29:39,390
and you have nothing else to do.

5590
02:29:39,390 --> 02:29:40,860
You spend a lot of time doing

5591
02:29:40,860 --> 02:29:43,160
these crossword puzzles. Okay,

5592
02:29:43,160 --> 02:29:45,330
if you don't want to do really

5593
02:29:45,330 --> 02:29:48,570
heavy, elevate, a cleanest, etc.

5594
02:29:48,570 --> 02:29:51,370
Tim. Maybe there. I don't know

5595
02:29:51,370 --> 02:29:53,300
if you do it though.

5596
02:29:53,300 --> 02:30:23,280
Thank you.

5597
02:30:23,280 --> 02:30:53,260
Thank you.

5598
02:30:53,260 --> 02:31:23,240
Thank you.

5599
02:31:23,240 --> 02:31:25,240
Thank you.

5600
02:31:25,240 --> 02:31:27,240
Thank you.

5601
02:31:27,240 --> 02:31:29,240
Thank you.

5602
02:31:29,240 --> 02:31:31,240
Thank you.

5603
02:31:31,240 --> 02:31:33,240
Thank you.

5604
02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:35,240
Thank you.

5605
02:31:35,240 --> 02:31:37,240
Thank you.

5606
02:31:37,240 --> 02:31:39,240
Thank you.

5607
02:31:39,240 --> 02:31:41,240
Thank you.

5608
02:31:41,240 --> 02:31:43,500
It's pen input, handwriting

5609
02:31:43,500 --> 02:31:45,520
recognition, mouse control,

5610
02:31:45,520 --> 02:31:46,760
anything you want it to be.

5611
02:31:46,760 --> 02:31:47,720
The main thing I like about

5612
02:31:47,720 --> 02:31:48,840
this, it comes bundled with a

5613
02:31:48,840 --> 02:31:50,320
collection of crossword puzzles.

5614
02:31:50,320 --> 02:31:52,210
And not only crossword puzzles,

5615
02:31:52,210 --> 02:31:53,680
let me get in here and pick a

5616
02:31:53,680 --> 02:31:54,420
puzzle.

5617
02:31:54,420 --> 02:31:55,500
You can do these puzzles and

5618
02:31:55,500 --> 02:31:56,600
actually write on your board

5619
02:31:56,600 --> 02:31:57,630
here, and let's see, the

5620
02:31:57,630 --> 02:31:58,100
question

5621
02:31:58,100 --> 02:31:59,790
was elevate, so let's guess the

5622
02:31:59,790 --> 02:32:00,800
answer is lift.

5623
02:32:00,800 --> 02:32:02,290
And I can just handwrite in my

5624
02:32:02,290 --> 02:32:03,860
answer, and the recognition

5625
02:32:03,860 --> 02:32:04,920
takes care of it.

5626
02:32:04,920 --> 02:32:06,870
If I wanted to go five across

5627
02:32:06,870 --> 02:32:08,970
that beat, should we guess glad

5628
02:32:08,970 --> 02:32:10,560
and see if that works?

5629
02:32:10,560 --> 02:32:12,560
Pretty neat.

5630
02:32:12,560 --> 02:32:13,660
It's really a lot of fun, and

5631
02:32:13,660 --> 02:32:14,840
if you have nothing else to do,

5632
02:32:14,840 --> 02:32:15,960
you spend a lot of time doing

5633
02:32:15,960 --> 02:32:16,960
these crossword puzzles.

5634
02:32:16,960 --> 02:32:18,180
Okay, if you don't want to do

5635
02:32:18,180 --> 02:32:19,450
pen input, and if you're into

5636
02:32:19,450 --> 02:32:20,840
the board, I'll show you one

5637
02:32:20,840 --> 02:32:20,960
other thing.

5638
02:32:20,960 --> 02:32:22,740
That Jerry Curl is getting us

5639
02:32:22,740 --> 02:32:22,960
there.

5640
02:32:22,960 --> 02:32:24,330
Okay, if you don't want to do

5641
02:32:24,330 --> 02:32:24,960
pen...

5642
02:32:24,960 --> 02:32:27,350
It contrasts sharply with the

5643
02:32:27,350 --> 02:32:29,830
blue background, that kind of

5644
02:32:29,830 --> 02:32:32,520
sky blue, clear blue crystal at

5645
02:32:32,520 --> 02:32:33,520
the back.

5646
02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:36,520
Billy Crystal.

5647
02:32:36,520 --> 02:32:39,880
Oh, that's lovely.

5648
02:32:39,880 --> 02:32:41,770
Right there is a real fine

5649
02:32:41,770 --> 02:32:43,880
definition on that curl.

5650
02:32:43,880 --> 02:32:45,120
Okay, if you don't want to do

5651
02:32:45,120 --> 02:32:46,440
pen input, and if you're into

5652
02:32:46,440 --> 02:32:47,880
keyboards, I want to show you

5653
02:32:47,880 --> 02:32:48,880
one other thing.

5654
02:32:48,880 --> 02:32:50,470
This is the ultimate ergonomic

5655
02:32:50,470 --> 02:32:51,880
keyboard from Lexmark.

5656
02:32:51,880 --> 02:32:52,740
You know the problem of your

5657
02:32:52,740 --> 02:32:53,600
wrists and all those carpal

5658
02:32:53,600 --> 02:32:54,880
tunnel problems when you...

5659
02:32:54,880 --> 02:32:55,880
Sure.

5660
02:32:55,880 --> 02:32:57,880
...in the sun...

5661
02:32:57,880 --> 02:32:59,880
Sure.

5662
02:32:59,880 --> 02:33:01,880
...in this unnatural position.

5663
02:33:01,880 --> 02:33:02,830
First thing you can do with the

5664
02:33:02,830 --> 02:33:03,740
Lexmark keyboard, as you can

5665
02:33:03,740 --> 02:33:04,880
see, you just split it down the

5666
02:33:04,880 --> 02:33:05,880
middle.

5667
02:33:05,880 --> 02:33:06,880
Wow.

5668
02:33:06,880 --> 02:33:07,370
...and you can see the other

5669
02:33:07,370 --> 02:33:07,880
hand solves one of the...

5670
02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:08,880
Split job.

5671
02:33:08,880 --> 02:33:09,880
...problems.

5672
02:33:09,880 --> 02:33:10,580
You're still at an awkward

5673
02:33:10,580 --> 02:33:10,880
angle.

5674
02:33:10,880 --> 02:33:11,940
The next thing you can do with

5675
02:33:11,940 --> 02:33:13,020
this keyboard is bend it up,

5676
02:33:13,020 --> 02:33:13,880
crack it up...

5677
02:33:13,880 --> 02:33:14,880
Oh, raise!

5678
02:33:14,880 --> 02:33:16,880
Raise the game, crank it up.

5679
02:33:16,880 --> 02:33:18,920
It's got a little twist dial on

5680
02:33:18,920 --> 02:33:19,880
the front.

5681
02:33:19,880 --> 02:33:21,440
...you're still at an awkward

5682
02:33:21,440 --> 02:33:21,880
angle.

5683
02:33:21,880 --> 02:33:23,220
The next thing you can do with

5684
02:33:23,220 --> 02:33:24,520
this keyboard is bend it up,

5685
02:33:24,520 --> 02:33:25,880
crack it right in the middle

5686
02:33:25,880 --> 02:33:25,880
like

5687
02:33:25,880 --> 02:33:26,880
that.

5688
02:33:26,880 --> 02:33:27,970
It looks ridiculous, I know,

5689
02:33:27,970 --> 02:33:28,880
but try it for a while.

5690
02:33:28,880 --> 02:33:30,290
It's the most comfortable,

5691
02:33:30,290 --> 02:33:31,880
natural position to type in.

5692
02:33:31,880 --> 02:33:32,770
When you do this for a while,

5693
02:33:32,770 --> 02:33:33,520
and you go back, try it for a

5694
02:33:33,520 --> 02:33:33,880
while.

5695
02:33:33,880 --> 02:33:35,450
It's the most comfortable,

5696
02:33:35,450 --> 02:33:36,880
natural position to type in.

5697
02:33:36,880 --> 02:33:37,300
When you do this for a while,

5698
02:33:37,300 --> 02:33:37,620
you can go back and try it for

5699
02:33:37,620 --> 02:33:37,840
a while.

5700
02:33:37,840 --> 02:33:40,840
...and you can see the next one.

5701
02:33:40,840 --> 02:33:42,840
...and you can see the next one.

5702
02:33:42,840 --> 02:33:43,840
...and you can see the next one.

5703
02:33:43,840 --> 02:33:44,840
...and you can see the next one.

5704
02:33:44,840 --> 02:33:46,840
...and you can see the next one.

5705
02:33:46,840 --> 02:33:47,840
...and you can see the next one.

5706
02:33:47,840 --> 02:33:49,840
...and you can see the next one.

5707
02:33:49,840 --> 02:33:51,840
...and you can see the next one.

5708
02:33:51,840 --> 02:33:52,840
...and you can see the next one.

5709
02:33:52,840 --> 02:33:54,840
...and you can see the next one.

5710
02:33:54,840 --> 02:33:56,840
...and you can see the next one.

5711
02:33:56,840 --> 02:33:58,840
...and you can see the next one.

5712
02:33:58,840 --> 02:34:00,840
...and you can see the next one.

5713
02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,840
...and you can see the next one.

5714
02:34:02,840 --> 02:34:04,840
...and you can see the next one.

5715
02:34:04,840 --> 02:34:06,840
...and you can see the next one.

5716
02:34:06,840 --> 02:34:08,840
...and you can see the next one.

5717
02:34:08,840 --> 02:34:09,840
...and you can see the next one.

5718
02:34:09,840 --> 02:34:10,840
...and you can see the next one.

5719
02:34:10,840 --> 02:34:11,840
...and you can see the next one.

5720
02:34:11,840 --> 02:34:12,840
...and you can see the next one.

5721
02:34:12,840 --> 02:34:13,840
...and you can see the next one.

5722
02:34:13,840 --> 02:34:14,840
...and you can see the next one.

5723
02:34:14,840 --> 02:34:15,840
...and you can see the next one.

5724
02:34:15,840 --> 02:34:16,840
...and you can see the next one.

5725
02:34:16,840 --> 02:34:17,840
...and you can see the next one.

5726
02:34:17,840 --> 02:34:18,840
...and you can see the next one.

5727
02:34:18,840 --> 02:34:19,840
...and you can see the next one.

5728
02:34:19,840 --> 02:34:20,840
...and you can see the next one.

5729
02:34:20,840 --> 02:34:21,840
...and you can see the next one.

5730
02:34:21,840 --> 02:34:22,840
...and you can see the next one.

5731
02:34:22,840 --> 02:34:23,840
...and you can see the next one.

5732
02:34:23,840 --> 02:34:24,840
...and you can see the next one.

5733
02:34:24,840 --> 02:34:25,840
...and you can see the next one.

5734
02:34:25,840 --> 02:34:26,840
...and you can see the next one.

5735
02:34:26,840 --> 02:34:27,840
...and you can see the next one.

5736
02:34:27,840 --> 02:34:28,840
...and you can see the next one.

5737
02:34:28,840 --> 02:34:29,840
...and you can see the next one.

5738
02:34:29,840 --> 02:34:30,840
...and you can see the next one.

5739
02:34:30,840 --> 02:34:31,840
...and you can see the next one.

5740
02:34:31,840 --> 02:34:32,840
...and you can see the next one.

5741
02:34:32,840 --> 02:34:33,840
...and you can see the next one.

5742
02:34:33,840 --> 02:34:34,840
...and you can see the next one.

5743
02:34:34,840 --> 02:34:35,840
...and you can see the next one.

5744
02:34:35,840 --> 02:34:36,840
...and you can see the next one.

5745
02:34:36,840 --> 02:34:37,840
...and you can see the next one.

5746
02:34:37,840 --> 02:34:38,840
...and you can see the next one.

5747
02:34:38,840 --> 02:34:39,840
...and you can see the next one.

5748
02:34:39,840 --> 02:34:40,840
...and you can see the next one.

5749
02:34:40,840 --> 02:34:41,840
...and you can see the next one.

5750
02:34:41,840 --> 02:34:42,840
...and you can see the next one.

5751
02:34:42,840 --> 02:34:43,840
...and you can see the next one.

5752
02:34:43,840 --> 02:34:44,840
...and you can see the next one.

5753
02:34:44,840 --> 02:34:45,840
...and you can see the next one.

5754
02:34:45,840 --> 02:34:46,840
...and you can see the next one.

5755
02:34:46,840 --> 02:34:47,840
...and you can see the next one.

5756
02:34:47,840 --> 02:34:48,840
...and you can see the next one.

5757
02:34:48,840 --> 02:34:49,840
...and you can see the next one.

5758
02:34:49,840 --> 02:34:50,840
...and you can see the next one.

5759
02:34:50,840 --> 02:34:51,840
...and you can see the next one.

5760
02:34:51,840 --> 02:34:52,840
...and you can see the next one.

5761
02:34:52,840 --> 02:34:53,840
...and you can see the next one.

5762
02:34:53,840 --> 02:34:54,840
...and you can see the next one.

5763
02:34:54,840 --> 02:34:55,840
...and you can see the next one.

5764
02:34:55,840 --> 02:34:56,840
...and you can see the next one.

5765
02:34:56,840 --> 02:34:57,840
...and you can see the next one.

5766
02:34:57,840 --> 02:34:58,840
...and you can see the next one.

5767
02:34:58,840 --> 02:34:59,840
...and you can see the next one.

5768
02:34:59,840 --> 02:35:00,840
...and you can see the next one.

5769
02:35:00,840 --> 02:35:01,840
...and you can see the next one.

5770
02:35:01,840 --> 02:35:02,840
...and you can see the next one.

5771
02:35:02,840 --> 02:35:03,840
...and you can see the next one.

5772
02:35:03,840 --> 02:35:04,840
...and you can see the next one.

5773
02:35:04,840 --> 02:35:05,840
...and you can see the next one.

5774
02:35:05,840 --> 02:35:06,840
...and you can see the next one.

5775
02:35:06,840 --> 02:35:07,840
...and you can see the next one.

5776
02:35:07,840 --> 02:35:08,840
...and you can see the next one.

5777
02:35:08,840 --> 02:35:09,840
...and you can see the next one.

5778
02:35:09,840 --> 02:35:10,840
...and you can see the next one.

5779
02:35:10,840 --> 02:35:11,840
...and you can see the next one.

5780
02:35:11,840 --> 02:35:12,840
...and you can see the next one.

5781
02:35:12,840 --> 02:35:13,840
...and you can see the next one.

5782
02:35:13,840 --> 02:35:14,840
...and you can see the next one.

5783
02:35:14,840 --> 02:35:17,840
...not sure about that.

5784
02:35:17,840 --> 02:35:18,840
...

5785
02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:20,840
...he has a kind of a...

5786
02:35:20,840 --> 02:35:21,840
...one of those...

5787
02:35:21,840 --> 02:35:24,840
...1920s kind of...

5788
02:35:24,840 --> 02:35:25,840
...power lift men...

5789
02:35:25,840 --> 02:35:26,840
...moustaches.

5790
02:35:26,840 --> 02:35:27,840
You know the way they'd...

5791
02:35:27,840 --> 02:35:28,610
...they'd be lifting those

5792
02:35:28,610 --> 02:35:28,840
weights

5793
02:35:28,840 --> 02:35:29,840
that were like two giant...

5794
02:35:29,840 --> 02:35:32,020
...spherical balls on the end

5795
02:35:32,020 --> 02:35:32,840
of a stick.

5796
02:35:32,840 --> 02:35:34,840
...and they'd have one of those...

5797
02:35:34,840 --> 02:35:35,840
...moustaches in it.

5798
02:35:35,840 --> 02:35:37,810
...and thank you very much

5799
02:35:37,810 --> 02:35:38,840
there...

5800
02:35:38,840 --> 02:35:39,840
...boondag.

5801
02:35:39,840 --> 02:35:41,990
...I will not allow anyone to

5802
02:35:41,990 --> 02:35:42,840
steal my work...

5803
02:35:42,840 --> 02:35:43,840
...on the G-Virus.

5804
02:35:43,840 --> 02:35:46,020
...thank you very much for the

5805
02:35:46,020 --> 02:35:46,840
tip there.

5806
02:35:46,840 --> 02:35:48,840
...it really is interesting.

5807
02:35:48,840 --> 02:35:50,220
...you've got a couple of neat

5808
02:35:50,220 --> 02:35:50,840
toys there.

5809
02:35:50,840 --> 02:35:51,840
What do you got, Shane?

5810
02:35:51,840 --> 02:35:52,840
Sure.

5811
02:35:52,840 --> 02:35:53,450
First thing I'm going to show

5812
02:35:53,450 --> 02:35:53,840
you is...

5813
02:35:53,840 --> 02:35:55,170
...the digital recorder from

5814
02:35:55,170 --> 02:35:55,840
Norris...

5815
02:35:55,840 --> 02:35:56,840
...called Flashback.

5816
02:35:56,840 --> 02:35:59,840
This is your digital recorder.

5817
02:35:59,840 --> 02:36:02,840
The presentation has to be good.

5818
02:36:02,840 --> 02:36:04,350
The audio quality should be

5819
02:36:04,350 --> 02:36:04,840
good.

5820
02:36:04,840 --> 02:36:06,840
...in shops right now.

5821
02:36:06,840 --> 02:36:08,840
Sharper Image has it for $2.49.

5822
02:36:08,840 --> 02:36:10,350
And it's basically got one meg

5823
02:36:10,350 --> 02:36:11,840
of RAM on this thing...

5824
02:36:11,840 --> 02:36:13,350
...and it gives you with this

5825
02:36:13,350 --> 02:36:14,840
one for $2.49...

5826
02:36:14,840 --> 02:36:16,470
...30 minutes of actual taper

5827
02:36:16,470 --> 02:36:16,840
time.

5828
02:36:16,840 --> 02:36:17,840
Wow.

5829
02:36:17,840 --> 02:36:18,860
So what we do is we push the

5830
02:36:18,860 --> 02:36:19,840
record button...

5831
02:36:19,840 --> 02:36:21,480
...and we can actually stop it

5832
02:36:21,480 --> 02:36:21,840
now.

5833
02:36:21,840 --> 02:36:22,840
And then play it back.

5834
02:36:22,840 --> 02:36:23,840
We push the record button...

5835
02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:25,840
...and we can actually stop it.

5836
02:36:25,840 --> 02:36:26,840
Good stuff. Not too bad.

5837
02:36:26,840 --> 02:36:27,840
Good stuff. Not too bad.

5838
02:36:27,840 --> 02:36:28,370
...but what makes this unique

5839
02:36:28,370 --> 02:36:28,840
is what they have is...

5840
02:36:28,840 --> 02:36:29,840
...the record button...

5841
02:36:29,840 --> 02:36:32,840
...and we can actually stop it.

5842
02:36:32,840 --> 02:36:33,840
And then play it back.

5843
02:36:33,840 --> 02:36:34,840
We push the record button...

5844
02:36:34,840 --> 02:36:36,840
...and we can actually stop it.

5845
02:36:36,840 --> 02:36:38,340
But what makes this unique is

5846
02:36:38,340 --> 02:36:39,840
what they have is...

5847
02:36:39,840 --> 02:36:41,840
...a PCMCIA IC card clip.

5848
02:36:41,840 --> 02:36:43,640
It's compatible with the PCMCIA

5849
02:36:43,640 --> 02:36:44,840
PC card standard.

5850
02:36:44,840 --> 02:36:45,790
So you could actually, with the

5851
02:36:45,790 --> 02:36:46,840
adapter, download it...

5852
02:36:46,840 --> 02:36:48,800
...as an actual voice file to

5853
02:36:48,800 --> 02:36:49,840
your computer.

5854
02:36:49,840 --> 02:36:51,150
It's really a neat little

5855
02:36:51,150 --> 02:36:51,840
product.

5856
02:36:51,840 --> 02:36:53,200
And because it's not tape, it

5857
02:36:53,200 --> 02:36:54,230
can go to any place very

5858
02:36:54,230 --> 02:36:54,840
quickly.

5859
02:36:54,840 --> 02:36:55,840
That's great.

5860
02:36:55,840 --> 02:36:56,410
Another product I'm going to

5861
02:36:56,410 --> 02:36:56,840
show you...

5862
02:36:56,840 --> 02:36:58,840
Look at the curl.

5863
02:36:58,840 --> 02:37:00,840
Oh, curly stew.

5864
02:37:00,840 --> 02:37:01,840
Curly stew.

5865
02:37:01,840 --> 02:37:02,840
Curly stew.

5866
02:37:02,840 --> 02:37:04,840
How are you?

5867
02:37:04,840 --> 02:37:06,720
I'm going to show you is the Glide

5868
02:37:06,720 --> 02:37:08,840
Point from Cirque Corporation.

5869
02:37:08,840 --> 02:37:09,810
This is now on the shelves for

5870
02:37:09,810 --> 02:37:10,840
Windows-based machines.

5871
02:37:10,840 --> 02:37:12,530
And this is the similar touchpad

5872
02:37:12,530 --> 02:37:13,970
that's in the new Macintosh

5873
02:37:13,970 --> 02:37:14,840
Powerbooks.

5874
02:37:14,840 --> 02:37:16,460
And as you can see on the

5875
02:37:16,460 --> 02:37:18,300
screen, I can take this and

5876
02:37:18,300 --> 02:37:19,840
literally...

5877
02:37:19,840 --> 02:37:21,340
...very, very fast, take the

5878
02:37:21,340 --> 02:37:22,840
cursor and move it all over...

5879
02:37:22,840 --> 02:37:23,840
...and reposition it.

5880
02:37:23,840 --> 02:37:24,920
It's one of the most natural

5881
02:37:24,920 --> 02:37:25,840
inputs for...

5882
02:37:25,840 --> 02:37:26,840
...and speedy inputs.

5883
02:37:26,840 --> 02:37:27,840
That's an insane...

5884
02:37:27,840 --> 02:37:28,840
I agree with you, Max.

5885
02:37:28,840 --> 02:37:29,840
You clobber.

5886
02:37:29,840 --> 02:37:30,440
Round up the bodies to come

5887
02:37:30,440 --> 02:37:30,840
point at it.

5888
02:37:30,840 --> 02:37:31,840
I want the whole town to see me.

5889
02:37:31,840 --> 02:37:32,900
This is the FinTechs

5890
02:37:32,900 --> 02:37:33,840
Corporation.

5891
02:37:33,840 --> 02:37:35,840
And this is actually a printer.

5892
02:37:35,840 --> 02:37:36,840
That little thing is a printer.

5893
02:37:36,840 --> 02:37:37,840
That's right.

5894
02:37:37,840 --> 02:37:38,840
It's a thermal printer.

5895
02:37:38,840 --> 02:37:41,620
It's 300 dpi and three pages

5896
02:37:41,620 --> 02:37:42,840
per minute.

5897
02:37:42,840 --> 02:37:44,570
It's portable, so it's

5898
02:37:44,570 --> 02:37:46,840
basically with batteries.

5899
02:37:46,840 --> 02:37:48,700
And the actual output is

5900
02:37:48,700 --> 02:37:49,840
phenomenal.

5901
02:37:49,840 --> 02:37:51,700
I can actually, with this

5902
02:37:51,700 --> 02:37:54,840
thermal paper, have full 300 dpi,

5903
02:37:54,840 --> 02:37:56,340
as if I would have on a laser

5904
02:37:56,340 --> 02:37:56,840
printer.

5905
02:37:56,840 --> 02:37:59,590
So now, instead of having to fax

5906
02:37:59,590 --> 02:38:01,840
my stuff down at a hotel,

5907
02:38:01,840 --> 02:38:03,290
I can take this little 17-ounce

5908
02:38:03,290 --> 02:38:04,380
printer with me everywhere on

5909
02:38:04,380 --> 02:38:04,840
the road.

5910
02:38:04,840 --> 02:38:05,840
This is $499.

5911
02:38:05,840 --> 02:38:06,560
It just hits the streets this

5912
02:38:06,560 --> 02:38:06,840
month.

5913
02:38:06,840 --> 02:38:07,840
Pentax Pocket Jet.

5914
02:38:07,840 --> 02:38:08,840
That's really cool.

5915
02:38:08,840 --> 02:38:09,840
Yes.

5916
02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:10,840
Thanks a lot.

5917
02:38:10,840 --> 02:38:11,470
Let's go over here and join

5918
02:38:11,470 --> 02:38:11,840
Heidi Roizen.

5919
02:38:11,840 --> 02:38:12,840
Lovely exit sweep there.

5920
02:38:12,840 --> 02:38:14,840
Thank you very much, Chief C.

5921
02:38:14,840 --> 02:38:19,840
Your fantastic, unbeatable tip.

5922
02:38:19,840 --> 02:38:20,840
...this month.

5923
02:38:20,840 --> 02:38:21,840
Pentax Pocket Jet.

5924
02:38:21,840 --> 02:38:22,840
That's really cool.

5925
02:38:22,840 --> 02:38:23,840
Yes.

5926
02:38:23,840 --> 02:38:24,840
Thanks a lot.

5927
02:38:24,840 --> 02:38:25,430
Let's go over here and join

5928
02:38:25,430 --> 02:38:26,390
Heidi Roizen, CEO of Teemaker

5929
02:38:26,390 --> 02:38:26,840
Company.

5930
02:38:26,840 --> 02:38:27,840
Oh, it's Roizen.

5931
02:38:27,840 --> 02:38:28,460
And you have some neat stuff to

5932
02:38:28,460 --> 02:38:28,840
show us here.

5933
02:38:28,840 --> 02:38:31,280
Hopefully it is Turnip Seed

5934
02:38:31,280 --> 02:38:34,000
from the Computer Chronicles

5935
02:38:34,000 --> 02:38:35,840
episode before.

5936
02:38:35,840 --> 02:38:38,160
I think that was her name,

5937
02:38:38,160 --> 02:38:40,740
Heidi Turnip Seed, or maybe Josie

5938
02:38:40,740 --> 02:38:41,840
Turnip Seed.

5939
02:38:41,840 --> 02:38:43,310
Join Heidi Roizen, CEO of Teemaker

5940
02:38:43,310 --> 02:38:43,840
Company.

5941
02:38:43,840 --> 02:38:44,840
Oh, it's Roizen.

5942
02:38:44,840 --> 02:38:46,130
And you have some neat stuff to

5943
02:38:46,130 --> 02:38:46,840
show us here.

5944
02:38:46,840 --> 02:38:47,840
What are we going to start with?

5945
02:38:47,840 --> 02:38:48,980
Well, I'm going to start with Broom

5946
02:38:48,980 --> 02:38:49,840
Book Strato-Wackius.

5947
02:38:49,840 --> 02:38:50,840
Okay, so this is it.

5948
02:38:50,840 --> 02:38:52,360
This is Strato-Wackius over

5949
02:38:52,360 --> 02:38:52,840
here.

5950
02:38:52,840 --> 02:38:53,840
Right.

5951
02:38:53,840 --> 02:38:54,390
And what is, it sounds like

5952
02:38:54,390 --> 02:38:54,840
violins, music.

5953
02:38:54,840 --> 02:38:56,060
Strato-Wackius is fun with

5954
02:38:56,060 --> 02:38:57,240
music for the early learning

5955
02:38:57,240 --> 02:38:57,840
audience.

5956
02:38:57,840 --> 02:38:59,520
What I've started here with is

5957
02:38:59,520 --> 02:39:01,130
one of the many pages that you

5958
02:39:01,130 --> 02:39:02,840
can use with the product.

5959
02:39:02,840 --> 02:39:04,920
And what this one is, is an

5960
02:39:04,920 --> 02:39:06,840
instrument builder.

5961
02:39:06,840 --> 02:39:08,330
And obviously we're using some

5962
02:39:08,330 --> 02:39:09,770
instruments here that you may

5963
02:39:09,770 --> 02:39:10,840
not normally see.

5964
02:39:10,840 --> 02:39:12,010
There are over a thousand

5965
02:39:12,010 --> 02:39:13,360
combinations you can come up

5966
02:39:13,360 --> 02:39:14,890
with, and it's a lot of fun for

5967
02:39:14,890 --> 02:39:15,840
kids to go through.

5968
02:39:15,840 --> 02:39:16,640
You want to hear what a silly

5969
02:39:16,640 --> 02:39:17,420
straw might sound like as an

5970
02:39:17,420 --> 02:39:17,840
instrument?

5971
02:39:17,840 --> 02:39:19,840
Maybe a muffler, a fishbowl.

5972
02:39:19,840 --> 02:39:20,960
So let's pull something

5973
02:39:20,960 --> 02:39:21,840
together here.

5974
02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:23,290
There's actually some pretty

5975
02:39:23,290 --> 02:39:23,840
complex--

5976
02:39:23,840 --> 02:39:25,260
It would have been the sound

5977
02:39:25,260 --> 02:39:26,520
effects package for the

5978
02:39:26,520 --> 02:39:28,020
documentary we were watching

5979
02:39:28,020 --> 02:39:28,840
earlier on.

5980
02:39:28,840 --> 02:39:29,840
Fishbowl.

5981
02:39:29,840 --> 02:39:30,960
So let's pull something

5982
02:39:30,960 --> 02:39:31,840
together here.

5983
02:39:31,840 --> 02:39:33,380
There's actually some pretty

5984
02:39:33,380 --> 02:39:34,800
complex software here that

5985
02:39:34,800 --> 02:39:36,510
morphs these together to create

5986
02:39:36,510 --> 02:39:37,840
an instrument for you.

5987
02:39:37,840 --> 02:39:38,750
So we're building our

5988
02:39:38,750 --> 02:39:39,840
instrument right now.

5989
02:39:39,840 --> 02:39:41,820
And we even considered shipping

5990
02:39:41,820 --> 02:39:43,840
this product with headphones,

5991
02:39:43,840 --> 02:39:44,290
because we think kids are going

5992
02:39:44,290 --> 02:39:44,660
to play with this in all the

5993
02:39:44,660 --> 02:39:44,840
way.

5994
02:39:44,840 --> 02:39:46,100
We're going to play with this

5995
02:39:46,100 --> 02:39:46,840
an awful lot.

5996
02:39:46,840 --> 02:39:47,840
But you can build an instrument.

5997
02:39:47,840 --> 02:39:49,470
And now you're able to hear

5998
02:39:49,470 --> 02:39:51,270
what that instrument sounds

5999
02:39:51,270 --> 02:39:51,840
like.

6000
02:39:51,840 --> 02:39:52,870
And if you really want to drive

6001
02:39:52,870 --> 02:39:53,930
mom and dad crazy, let's play a

6002
02:39:53,930 --> 02:39:54,840
little song with it.

6003
02:39:54,840 --> 02:39:55,840
That is really cool.

6004
02:39:55,840 --> 02:39:56,840
It's a lot of fun though.

6005
02:39:56,840 --> 02:39:57,840
That is really cool.

6006
02:39:57,840 --> 02:39:59,840
40 pages of activities.

6007
02:39:59,840 --> 02:40:02,420
And it comes for either Windows

6008
02:40:02,420 --> 02:40:03,840
or Macintosh.

6009
02:40:03,840 --> 02:40:04,800
So it's a hybrid CD you can

6010
02:40:04,800 --> 02:40:05,840
play on either system.

6011
02:40:05,840 --> 02:40:06,840
Well, it's cool about this.

6012
02:40:06,840 --> 02:40:07,300
It also comes in different

6013
02:40:07,300 --> 02:40:07,840
languages, doesn't it?

6014
02:40:07,840 --> 02:40:08,840
It does.

6015
02:40:08,840 --> 02:40:09,960
One of the fascinating things

6016
02:40:09,960 --> 02:40:10,840
about this is it is up.

6017
02:40:10,840 --> 02:40:12,840
I actually have some there.

6018
02:40:12,840 --> 02:40:15,590
I mean, I've been mocking the

6019
02:40:15,590 --> 02:40:17,900
whole comedy soundboard

6020
02:40:17,900 --> 02:40:19,840
situation there.

6021
02:40:19,840 --> 02:40:21,880
But I mean, I'm no stranger to

6022
02:40:21,880 --> 02:40:22,840
it myself.

6023
02:40:22,840 --> 02:40:25,360
But I haven't gone as far as

6024
02:40:25,360 --> 02:40:27,280
doing the comedy traditional

6025
02:40:27,280 --> 02:40:28,840
cartoon comedy.

6026
02:40:28,840 --> 02:40:29,840
What would you call it?

6027
02:40:29,840 --> 02:40:31,840
Uh, what would you call it?

6028
02:40:31,840 --> 02:40:34,840
Circus noises and whatnot.

6029
02:40:34,840 --> 02:40:36,840
Cartoon noises maybe.

6030
02:40:36,840 --> 02:40:39,190
I've got a, I've got a Boeing

6031
02:40:39,190 --> 02:40:41,960
here as well, which, you know,

6032
02:40:41,960 --> 02:40:43,840
let's just hear it.

6033
02:40:43,840 --> 02:40:44,840
It could be good.

6034
02:40:44,840 --> 02:40:45,840
For future stuff.

6035
02:40:45,840 --> 02:40:46,890
If I just hockey that for a

6036
02:40:46,890 --> 02:40:47,840
future situation.

6037
02:40:47,840 --> 02:40:50,840
Or would that be too cheap?

6038
02:40:50,840 --> 02:40:53,920
Would it really just be an

6039
02:40:53,920 --> 02:40:56,470
insult to all of our

6040
02:40:56,470 --> 02:40:58,840
intelligence?

6041
02:40:58,840 --> 02:41:01,840
I don't know.

6042
02:41:01,840 --> 02:41:07,840
Maybe this.

6043
02:41:07,840 --> 02:41:12,770
Fully localized into French,

6044
02:41:12,770 --> 02:41:14,840
Spanish and German.

6045
02:41:14,840 --> 02:41:16,840
I think I much prefer.

6046
02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:19,120
One of the coolest new computer

6047
02:41:19,120 --> 02:41:19,840
games.

6048
02:41:19,840 --> 02:41:20,840
Or this.

6049
02:41:20,840 --> 02:41:21,840
Digital hands.

6050
02:41:21,840 --> 02:41:22,840
Or this.

6051
02:41:22,840 --> 02:41:23,840
Their motivators.

6052
02:41:23,840 --> 02:41:27,080
Oh, actually, this is the best

6053
02:41:27,080 --> 02:41:27,840
one.

6054
02:41:27,840 --> 02:41:29,000
The only thing that's different

6055
02:41:29,000 --> 02:41:29,840
is the price of the food.

6056
02:41:29,840 --> 02:41:31,100
You know, because of the

6057
02:41:31,100 --> 02:41:32,840
fucking cadence, you could make

6058
02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:33,840
a song on that one.

6059
02:41:33,840 --> 02:41:34,840
As well as English.

6060
02:41:34,840 --> 02:41:36,340
And that's all available on the

6061
02:41:36,340 --> 02:41:36,840
same CD.

6062
02:41:36,840 --> 02:41:37,840
In Spanish?

6063
02:41:37,840 --> 02:41:38,840
Uh-huh.

6064
02:41:38,840 --> 02:41:39,840
Absolutely.

6065
02:41:39,840 --> 02:41:40,840
Okay, that's great.

6066
02:41:40,840 --> 02:41:41,920
Well, you're going to load up

6067
02:41:41,920 --> 02:41:42,840
Professor Iris for us.

6068
02:41:42,840 --> 02:41:43,530
And I want to show a couple

6069
02:41:43,530 --> 02:41:44,200
other things while we're

6070
02:41:44,200 --> 02:41:44,840
waiting for that.

6071
02:41:44,840 --> 02:41:45,840
Professor Iris.

6072
02:41:45,840 --> 02:41:46,790
I've just shown a keyboard

6073
02:41:46,790 --> 02:41:47,870
before for grown-ups who have

6074
02:41:47,870 --> 02:41:48,840
carpal tunnel problems and all

6075
02:41:48,840 --> 02:41:48,840
the rest of that.

6076
02:41:48,840 --> 02:41:50,840
Oh, yeah, we have seen that one.

6077
02:41:50,840 --> 02:41:53,620
That's the most insane keyboard

6078
02:41:53,620 --> 02:41:56,240
you've ever seen in your life

6079
02:41:56,240 --> 02:41:58,840
for people with carpal tunnel.

6080
02:41:58,840 --> 02:42:00,520
I think that's an insult to

6081
02:42:00,520 --> 02:42:02,470
carpal tunnel because I would

6082
02:42:02,470 --> 02:42:04,230
just probably get a copper

6083
02:42:04,230 --> 02:42:06,100
bracelet or take some pills or

6084
02:42:06,100 --> 02:42:07,640
whatever the doctor has

6085
02:42:07,640 --> 02:42:08,840
prescribed.

6086
02:42:08,840 --> 02:42:10,480
Because I wouldn't have that in

6087
02:42:10,480 --> 02:42:12,140
the house because people would

6088
02:42:12,140 --> 02:42:13,840
see that and ask questions.

6089
02:42:13,840 --> 02:42:14,840
Stuff at work.

6090
02:42:14,840 --> 02:42:15,840
This is a keyboard for kids.

6091
02:42:15,840 --> 02:42:16,930
If you're getting into kids

6092
02:42:16,930 --> 02:42:17,920
software and you've got a

6093
02:42:17,920 --> 02:42:19,260
really little kid, tiny fingers

6094
02:42:19,260 --> 02:42:20,840
can't deal with a regular...

6095
02:42:20,840 --> 02:42:22,660
So it's not for carpal tunnel,

6096
02:42:22,660 --> 02:42:23,840
it's for...

6097
02:42:23,840 --> 02:42:24,840
I think it's for...

6098
02:42:24,840 --> 02:42:27,840
Yeah, it's called Kid Keys.

6099
02:42:27,840 --> 02:42:30,210
Probably by the same makers of

6100
02:42:30,210 --> 02:42:31,840
Kid Pix software.

6101
02:42:31,840 --> 02:42:32,840
This is just wonderful.

6102
02:42:32,840 --> 02:42:33,840
The kids keys keyboard.

6103
02:42:33,840 --> 02:42:34,840
Which was always top of the...

6104
02:42:34,840 --> 02:42:35,760
You see it's all color coded,

6105
02:42:35,760 --> 02:42:36,840
big letters for those...

6106
02:42:36,840 --> 02:42:38,580
The charts every week on that

6107
02:42:38,580 --> 02:42:40,450
along with After Dark and

6108
02:42:40,450 --> 02:42:42,050
Microsoft Spreadsheets, some

6109
02:42:42,050 --> 02:42:44,030
sort of Microsoft Spreadsheets

6110
02:42:44,030 --> 02:42:44,840
program.

6111
02:42:44,840 --> 02:42:46,550
Tiny fingers, gigantic enter

6112
02:42:46,550 --> 02:42:48,310
key, nice easy cursor keys over

6113
02:42:48,310 --> 02:42:48,840
here.

6114
02:42:48,840 --> 02:42:50,180
Plus it has all our adult keys

6115
02:42:50,180 --> 02:42:50,840
over here.

6116
02:42:50,840 --> 02:42:51,840
Alt, control, delete, etc.

6117
02:42:51,840 --> 02:42:52,840
If we have younger...

6118
02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:55,840
Jeopardy, holiday gift ideas.

6119
02:42:55,840 --> 02:42:57,320
Sports Jeopardy, really a lot

6120
02:42:57,320 --> 02:42:57,840
of fun.

6121
02:42:57,840 --> 02:42:59,520
If you ever watch Jeopardy on

6122
02:42:59,520 --> 02:43:01,840
TV, this is interactive Jeopardy.

6123
02:43:01,840 --> 02:43:03,060
I wasn't really a big TV fan of

6124
02:43:03,060 --> 02:43:04,380
it, but when you play it, it's

6125
02:43:04,380 --> 02:43:05,840
a lot of fun around the house.

6126
02:43:05,840 --> 02:43:06,970
Finally, one of the neatest

6127
02:43:06,970 --> 02:43:08,310
games I've discovered, which is

6128
02:43:08,310 --> 02:43:08,840
Glider.

6129
02:43:08,840 --> 02:43:09,860
I don't know if you've ever

6130
02:43:09,860 --> 02:43:10,840
played this before.

6131
02:43:10,840 --> 02:43:11,840
Primarily on the Macintosh.

6132
02:43:11,840 --> 02:43:12,840
Paper airplane.

6133
02:43:12,840 --> 02:43:13,600
This is the new version Glider

6134
02:43:13,600 --> 02:43:13,840
Pro.

6135
02:43:13,840 --> 02:43:14,840
Simulator.

6136
02:43:14,840 --> 02:43:16,280
Take a paper airplane and have

6137
02:43:16,280 --> 02:43:17,520
to fly through a house using

6138
02:43:17,520 --> 02:43:18,700
the air coming up from the

6139
02:43:18,700 --> 02:43:19,840
vents in the house.

6140
02:43:19,840 --> 02:43:21,450
Any kid is absolutely going to

6141
02:43:21,450 --> 02:43:22,840
be enwrapped by this game.

6142
02:43:22,840 --> 02:43:23,480
I promise you, I've been

6143
02:43:23,480 --> 02:43:23,840
through it.

6144
02:43:23,840 --> 02:43:25,310
Alright, what do you have,

6145
02:43:25,310 --> 02:43:25,840
Heidi?

6146
02:43:25,840 --> 02:43:27,300
I think I was amazed by that

6147
02:43:27,300 --> 02:43:28,840
the first time I seen it.

6148
02:43:28,840 --> 02:43:31,840
And looked for it Glider Pro.

6149
02:43:31,840 --> 02:43:34,290
On YouTube to see if there are

6150
02:43:34,290 --> 02:43:35,840
any videos of it.

6151
02:43:35,840 --> 02:43:39,920
With this being 1994, there

6152
02:43:39,920 --> 02:43:42,360
could be some footage of like a

6153
02:43:42,360 --> 02:43:43,840
Glider Pro.

6154
02:43:43,840 --> 02:43:44,840
Glider.

6155
02:43:47,840 --> 02:43:48,840
Pro.

6156
02:43:50,840 --> 02:43:51,840
Game.

6157
02:43:54,840 --> 02:43:57,180
Yeah, I think I would have seen

6158
02:43:57,180 --> 02:43:59,150
it before or at least even put

6159
02:43:59,150 --> 02:43:59,840
it on.

6160
02:44:04,840 --> 02:44:05,840
And the music is good.

6161
02:44:05,840 --> 02:44:06,200
is good.

6162
02:44:06,200 --> 02:44:36,180
*Sexy laugh*

6163
02:44:36,180 --> 02:45:06,160
*Sexy laugh*

6164
02:45:06,160 --> 02:45:31,160
*Sexy laugh*

6165
02:45:31,160 --> 02:45:32,750
I don't know what's going on in

6166
02:45:32,750 --> 02:45:34,590
this playthrough. They're just-

6167
02:45:34,590 --> 02:45:36,470
he's not even moving now. You

6168
02:45:36,470 --> 02:45:37,770
have to- it seems as though you

6169
02:45:37,770 --> 02:45:39,440
have to find an air vent to

6170
02:45:39,440 --> 02:45:43,160
boost up the plane. And it's-

6171
02:45:43,160 --> 02:45:44,180
he's waiting for the correct

6172
02:45:44,180 --> 02:45:45,270
time because he doesn't want to

6173
02:45:45,270 --> 02:45:46,160
get hit by the toast.

6174
02:45:46,160 --> 02:45:48,160
*Sexy laugh*

6175
02:45:48,160 --> 02:45:49,160
*Sexy laugh*

6176
02:45:49,160 --> 02:45:50,160
I was working it out in my mind

6177
02:45:50,160 --> 02:45:52,170
because I kind of got... I zoned

6178
02:45:52,170 --> 02:45:54,030
out with the music, the bass,

6179
02:45:54,030 --> 02:45:54,800
the midi bass of...

6180
02:45:54,800 --> 02:45:59,300
*BOOM*

6181
02:45:59,300 --> 02:46:00,770
I was wondering what's going on

6182
02:46:00,770 --> 02:46:01,220
here?

6183
02:46:01,220 --> 02:46:02,520
And he was flying around the

6184
02:46:02,520 --> 02:46:04,020
room before with the paint and

6185
02:46:04,020 --> 02:46:05,520
I don't know what the puzzle in

6186
02:46:05,520 --> 02:46:06,380
that room was.

6187
02:46:11,060 --> 02:46:11,160
You're not allowed to go over

6188
02:46:11,160 --> 02:46:13,060
the flame maybe.

6189
02:46:16,940 --> 02:46:18,000
You are now.

6190
02:46:18,000 --> 02:46:20,000
And then he goes to the next.

6191
02:46:23,340 --> 02:46:22,160
Okay, he makes it. Let's just

6192
02:46:22,160 --> 02:46:24,720
see him make that toast... that

6193
02:46:24,720 --> 02:46:27,520
toast maneuver because that's...

6194
02:46:27,520 --> 02:46:29,080
this is a tricky bit.

6195
02:46:29,080 --> 02:46:38,680
*Itsin his face*

6196
02:46:38,680 --> 02:46:39,180
Oh!

6197
02:46:39,180 --> 02:46:39,680
*Itsin his face*

6198
02:46:39,680 --> 02:46:43,580
*Itsin his face*

6199
02:46:43,580 --> 02:46:45,580
*Itsin his face*

6200
02:46:45,580 --> 02:46:47,580
*Itsin his face*

6201
02:46:47,580 --> 02:46:49,580
*Itsin his face*

6202
02:46:49,580 --> 02:46:51,580
*Itsin his face*

6203
02:46:51,580 --> 02:46:53,580
*Itsin his face*

6204
02:46:53,580 --> 02:46:54,580
*Itsin his face*

6205
02:46:54,580 --> 02:46:55,580
*Itsin his face*

6206
02:46:55,580 --> 02:46:56,580
*Itsin his face*

6207
02:46:56,580 --> 02:46:57,580
*Itsin his face*

6208
02:46:57,580 --> 02:47:02,080
*Itsin his face*

6209
02:47:02,080 --> 02:47:03,560
I'm just gonna skip there to

6210
02:47:03,560 --> 02:47:05,080
see what the hardest room is.

6211
02:47:05,080 --> 02:47:07,310
Just to see how many stuffs

6212
02:47:07,310 --> 02:47:09,080
they had going on.

6213
02:47:09,080 --> 02:47:10,760
What was the final boss after

6214
02:47:10,760 --> 02:47:13,080
42 minutes of playing that game?

6215
02:47:13,080 --> 02:47:14,080
What was the...

6216
02:47:14,080 --> 02:47:16,080
What was the big...

6217
02:47:16,080 --> 02:47:17,080
Look at this.

6218
02:47:17,080 --> 02:47:18,080
There's been...

6219
02:47:18,080 --> 02:47:20,080
A step change...

6220
02:47:20,080 --> 02:47:22,080
In difficulty.

6221
02:47:22,080 --> 02:47:26,080
*Itsin his face*

6222
02:47:26,080 --> 02:47:27,970
You're going through pipes and

6223
02:47:27,970 --> 02:47:28,580
vents.

6224
02:47:28,580 --> 02:47:30,580
That's 10 minutes into it.

6225
02:47:30,580 --> 02:47:32,580
Let's go right to the end.

6226
02:47:32,580 --> 02:47:36,580
*Itsin his face*

6227
02:47:36,580 --> 02:47:40,080
*Itsin his face*

6228
02:47:40,080 --> 02:47:41,080
I don't know who he is.

6229
02:47:41,080 --> 02:47:43,080
*Itsin his face*

6230
02:47:43,080 --> 02:47:47,080
*Itsin his face*

6231
02:47:47,080 --> 02:47:48,080
*Itsin his face*

6232
02:47:48,080 --> 02:47:50,080
*Itsin his face*

6233
02:47:50,080 --> 02:47:52,080
*Itsin his face*

6234
02:47:52,080 --> 02:47:53,470
Yeah, same tune the whole way

6235
02:47:53,470 --> 02:47:54,080
through.

6236
02:47:54,080 --> 02:47:56,080
Every level the same music.

6237
02:47:56,080 --> 02:48:10,580
*Itsin his face*

6238
02:48:10,580 --> 02:48:11,600
don't think it's even in the

6239
02:48:11,600 --> 02:48:12,840
house anymore you must i think

6240
02:48:12,840 --> 02:48:14,190
you've gone to space or you're

6241
02:48:14,190 --> 02:48:14,520
on a

6242
02:48:14,520 --> 02:48:16,890
shuttle we missed a significant

6243
02:48:16,890 --> 02:48:19,060
chunk of the story look you're

6244
02:48:19,060 --> 02:48:21,300
in the house it seems just from

6245
02:48:21,300 --> 02:48:21,520
the

6246
02:48:21,520 --> 02:48:23,340
skipping through the thumbnails

6247
02:48:23,340 --> 02:48:24,700
there you're there for a good

6248
02:48:24,700 --> 02:48:26,250
half an hour and then the last

6249
02:48:26,250 --> 02:48:26,540
bit of

6250
02:48:26,540 --> 02:48:28,110
the game let's just see how you

6251
02:48:28,110 --> 02:48:29,430
get into that world from the

6252
02:48:29,430 --> 02:48:31,020
house what's the story there

6253
02:48:31,020 --> 02:48:34,140
or you leave the house via the

6254
02:48:34,140 --> 02:48:37,130
door and then are blown away

6255
02:48:37,130 --> 02:48:37,860
maybe

6256
02:48:37,860 --> 02:48:42,370
yeah out the door into the post

6257
02:48:42,370 --> 02:48:45,820
box maybe or down a pipe

6258
02:48:45,820 --> 02:48:50,310
and then the sewers and then

6259
02:48:50,310 --> 02:48:54,820
back out the sewers into the

6260
02:48:54,820 --> 02:48:56,260
post box

6261
02:48:56,260 --> 02:49:11,770
sorry that we need to get out

6262
02:49:11,770 --> 02:49:17,900
the sewers

6263
02:49:17,900 --> 02:49:25,040
oh you get on a balloon maybe

6264
02:49:25,040 --> 02:49:30,430
i don't know it just the next

6265
02:49:30,430 --> 02:49:37,000
level is you're in space you're

6266
02:49:37,000 --> 02:49:41,580
in like some sort of space

6267
02:49:41,580 --> 02:49:46,220
and the finale

6268
02:49:46,220 --> 02:49:50,330
thank you very much mev and ev

6269
02:49:50,330 --> 02:49:53,730
for the tip the finale of this

6270
02:49:53,730 --> 02:49:56,540
is you're back in the house

6271
02:49:56,540 --> 02:49:57,140
again

6272
02:49:57,140 --> 02:50:02,600
and it's game over

6273
02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:16,500
not a great game there and the

6274
02:50:16,500 --> 02:50:19,710
box art promised more a glider

6275
02:50:19,710 --> 02:50:22,230
pro it looks like a piece of

6276
02:50:22,230 --> 02:50:23,100
software

6277
02:50:23,100 --> 02:50:25,030
doesn't look like a game like

6278
02:50:25,030 --> 02:50:27,120
looks like something that

6279
02:50:27,120 --> 02:50:31,170
serves a computer-based desktop

6280
02:50:31,170 --> 02:50:32,160
utility

6281
02:50:32,160 --> 02:50:33,630
playing and have to fly through

6282
02:50:33,630 --> 02:50:34,750
a house using the the air

6283
02:50:34,750 --> 02:50:36,150
coming up from the vents in the

6284
02:50:36,150 --> 02:50:36,520
house

6285
02:50:36,520 --> 02:50:38,380
any you know like keep keep the

6286
02:50:38,380 --> 02:50:40,100
family safe on the pc like it

6287
02:50:40,100 --> 02:50:41,740
looks like some antivirus

6288
02:50:41,740 --> 02:50:42,440
software

6289
02:50:42,440 --> 02:50:45,060
rather than the game.

6290
02:50:45,280 --> 02:50:47,370
And the disparity between what

6291
02:50:47,370 --> 02:50:49,100
the box says suggests,

6292
02:50:49,280 --> 02:50:50,960
they were really doing a lot of

6293
02:50:50,960 --> 02:50:51,300
work

6294
02:50:51,300 --> 02:50:52,690
in the box art department in

6295
02:50:52,690 --> 02:50:53,140
the past

6296
02:50:53,140 --> 02:50:55,130
because they'd create these

6297
02:50:55,130 --> 02:50:56,420
fantastic scenes,

6298
02:50:56,780 --> 02:50:58,290
but they were nothing like the

6299
02:50:58,290 --> 02:50:59,420
game that you play then.

6300
02:50:59,600 --> 02:51:00,600
The kid is absolutely going to

6301
02:51:00,600 --> 02:51:01,800
be enwrapped by this game.

6302
02:51:01,860 --> 02:51:02,640
I promise you, I've been

6303
02:51:02,640 --> 02:51:03,140
through it.

6304
02:51:03,440 --> 02:51:04,050
All right, what do you have,

6305
02:51:04,050 --> 02:51:04,380
Heidi?

6306
02:51:04,380 --> 02:51:04,740
Great.

6307
02:51:04,840 --> 02:51:06,070
What I'm going to show you now

6308
02:51:06,070 --> 02:51:07,180
is the first in a series

6309
02:51:07,180 --> 02:51:09,100
from the Professor Iris series,

6310
02:51:09,220 --> 02:51:10,130
which is a very popular

6311
02:51:10,130 --> 02:51:11,410
television show on the Learning

6312
02:51:11,410 --> 02:51:11,820
Channel.

6313
02:51:12,680 --> 02:51:13,560
And Professor Iris is, again,

6314
02:51:13,560 --> 02:51:15,040
also for the early learning

6315
02:51:15,040 --> 02:51:15,540
crowd,

6316
02:51:15,620 --> 02:51:16,800
the kids who may not be able to

6317
02:51:16,800 --> 02:51:17,320
read yet,

6318
02:51:17,380 --> 02:51:18,520
may not be comfortable with a

6319
02:51:18,520 --> 02:51:18,860
keyboard,

6320
02:51:19,380 --> 02:51:19,970
and they certainly aren't

6321
02:51:19,970 --> 02:51:20,960
allowed to use the phone

6322
02:51:20,960 --> 02:51:21,840
to call for tech support.

6323
02:51:21,980 --> 02:51:23,190
So it's really got to be

6324
02:51:23,190 --> 02:51:25,340
something that can run easily.

6325
02:51:26,000 --> 02:51:26,910
And what Professor Iris has is

6326
02:51:26,910 --> 02:51:28,060
a number of different

6327
02:51:28,060 --> 02:51:28,740
activities

6328
02:51:28,740 --> 02:51:29,680
that teaches children about

6329
02:51:29,680 --> 02:51:30,060
Africa.

6330
02:51:30,060 --> 02:51:30,960
Thank you very much.

6331
02:51:31,100 --> 02:51:32,030
We're going to go into the

6332
02:51:32,030 --> 02:51:32,920
series right now.

6333
02:51:32,920 --> 02:51:34,300
We're starting up on television.

6334
02:51:34,460 --> 02:51:35,250
You can tell it's from a

6335
02:51:35,250 --> 02:51:36,140
television show.

6336
02:51:36,240 --> 02:51:37,210
So what's cool is the kids can

6337
02:51:37,210 --> 02:51:38,420
actually watch the series.

6338
02:51:40,020 --> 02:51:41,740
It's not a holiday episode.

6339
02:51:43,060 --> 02:51:45,300
I remember his face.

6340
02:51:46,000 --> 02:51:47,640
I think we just need to finish

6341
02:51:47,640 --> 02:51:48,680
on those.

6342
02:51:48,940 --> 02:51:49,570
Oh, yeah, it's great to see a

6343
02:51:49,570 --> 02:51:50,220
bit of Schindler.

6344
02:51:50,360 --> 02:51:50,560
Sorry.

6345
02:51:51,300 --> 02:51:52,900
See what he's selling us.

6346
02:51:54,180 --> 02:51:55,140
All right, we're back with Paul

6347
02:51:55,140 --> 02:51:56,840
Schindler of Windows Magazine,

6348
02:51:56,940 --> 02:51:57,760
and lots of neat things you're

6349
02:51:57,760 --> 02:51:58,380
going to show us.

6350
02:51:58,400 --> 02:51:58,910
And what are you going to start

6351
02:51:58,910 --> 02:51:59,260
with, Paul?

6352
02:51:59,260 --> 02:52:00,680
Well, I'm going to start with

6353
02:52:00,680 --> 02:52:01,940
Expresso that comes from

6354
02:52:01,940 --> 02:52:02,980
Berkeley Systems.

6355
02:52:03,120 --> 02:52:04,150
They're the same people who do

6356
02:52:04,150 --> 02:52:05,480
the After Dark screensavers.

6357
02:52:05,920 --> 02:52:07,500
Now, this is a clever calendar

6358
02:52:07,500 --> 02:52:08,100
idea.

6359
02:52:08,320 --> 02:52:09,980
It makes a calendar out of your

6360
02:52:09,980 --> 02:52:11,400
wallpaper, so you can get a

6361
02:52:11,400 --> 02:52:12,980
weekly view and a monthly view.

6362
02:52:12,980 --> 02:52:14,470
Look at that train, the bullet

6363
02:52:14,470 --> 02:52:14,980
train.

6364
02:52:15,700 --> 02:52:17,680
Real art deco train.

6365
02:52:19,240 --> 02:52:20,520
Like out of that fucking game

6366
02:52:20,520 --> 02:52:21,560
gadget.

6367
02:52:23,040 --> 02:52:23,740
Monthly view.

6368
02:52:24,000 --> 02:52:24,780
There's all kinds.

6369
02:52:24,880 --> 02:52:25,970
It's one of the cleverest

6370
02:52:25,970 --> 02:52:26,960
calendar ideas.

6371
02:52:27,040 --> 02:52:27,940
There's so many calendars.

6372
02:52:28,140 --> 02:52:29,160
This is a clever idea.

6373
02:52:29,620 --> 02:52:29,860
Okay.

6374
02:52:30,060 --> 02:52:31,500
I'm interested in my family

6375
02:52:31,500 --> 02:52:33,520
tree genealogy, so I use Family

6376
02:52:33,520 --> 02:52:35,400
Tree Maker from Banner Blue.

6377
02:52:35,540 --> 02:52:36,880
I've got my whole family in it.

6378
02:52:37,200 --> 02:52:38,240
It's very easy to enter

6379
02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:39,580
information and trivial.

6380
02:52:39,580 --> 02:52:40,120
Mislaracra.

6381
02:52:40,120 --> 02:52:40,120
Mislaracra.

6382
02:52:40,120 --> 02:52:40,620
Mislaracra.

6383
02:52:41,860 --> 02:52:42,340
If I wanted to know Cobb's

6384
02:52:42,340 --> 02:52:44,570
relation to my daughter's, all

6385
02:52:44,570 --> 02:52:45,890
I have to do is punch

6386
02:52:45,890 --> 02:52:47,760
relationship, and it tells me

6387
02:52:47,760 --> 02:52:48,200
what it is.

6388
02:52:48,360 --> 02:52:49,380
It also can exchange

6389
02:52:49,380 --> 02:52:50,860
information with GEDCON.

6390
02:52:50,860 --> 02:52:52,210
Thank you very much, Chief C.

6391
02:52:52,210 --> 02:52:53,020
Very kind of you.

6392
02:52:53,020 --> 02:52:54,560
Which is the format established

6393
02:52:54,560 --> 02:52:55,820
by the Mormon Church and used

6394
02:52:55,820 --> 02:52:56,810
by most genealogical

6395
02:52:56,810 --> 02:52:57,780
organizations.

6396
02:52:58,180 --> 02:52:59,060
Terrific package.

6397
02:52:59,620 --> 02:53:01,180
Finally, there's Gift Maker.

6398
02:53:01,380 --> 02:53:02,140
I guess I wouldn't be showing

6399
02:53:02,140 --> 02:53:03,340
if it wasn't terrific, would I?

6400
02:53:03,600 --> 02:53:04,910
Gift Maker comes from Maxis in

6401
02:53:04,910 --> 02:53:06,620
Orinda, California, and it's

6402
02:53:06,620 --> 02:53:07,880
another neat idea.

6403
02:53:08,000 --> 02:53:09,660
Now, what they've done is they've

6404
02:53:09,660 --> 02:53:11,250
given you a drawing program

6405
02:53:11,250 --> 02:53:12,420
with all sorts of special

6406
02:53:12,420 --> 02:53:13,040
effects,

6407
02:53:13,220 --> 02:53:15,230
and you can customize a mug, a

6408
02:53:15,230 --> 02:53:16,720
clock, a chair.

6409
02:53:17,040 --> 02:53:18,290
Then you take the floppy disk

6410
02:53:18,290 --> 02:53:19,930
results, you mail them to the

6411
02:53:19,930 --> 02:53:21,370
vendor with some money or a

6412
02:53:21,370 --> 02:53:22,280
credit card,

6413
02:53:22,360 --> 02:53:24,600
and you get back a personalized

6414
02:53:24,600 --> 02:53:26,900
floppy disk, a canvas chair, a

6415
02:53:26,900 --> 02:53:28,200
baseball hat.

6416
02:53:28,220 --> 02:53:29,630
So it's a gift personalizer

6417
02:53:29,630 --> 02:53:31,080
where you can do what you're

6418
02:53:31,080 --> 02:53:31,740
saying.

6419
02:53:31,740 --> 02:53:32,440
What's on the PC?

6420
02:53:32,760 --> 02:53:34,320
Now, this is Monty Python's

6421
02:53:34,320 --> 02:53:36,120
complete waste of time.

6422
02:53:36,440 --> 02:53:38,800
What's on the TV?

6423
02:53:39,020 --> 02:53:39,700
A baseball hat.

6424
02:53:39,720 --> 02:53:41,130
So it's a gift personalizer

6425
02:53:41,130 --> 02:53:42,580
where you can do what you're

6426
02:53:42,580 --> 02:53:43,260
saying.

6427
02:53:43,260 --> 02:53:43,980
What's on the PC?

6428
02:53:44,260 --> 02:53:47,240
Now, this is Monty Python.

6429
02:53:47,500 --> 02:53:48,460
It's a gift personalizer where

6430
02:53:48,460 --> 02:53:49,800
you can do what you're saying.

6431
02:53:49,800 --> 02:53:50,480
What's on the PC?

6432
02:53:50,800 --> 02:53:52,500
Now, this is Monty Python's

6433
02:53:52,500 --> 02:53:54,160
complete waste of time.

6434
02:53:54,280 --> 02:53:54,640
You can do what you're saying.

6435
02:53:54,640 --> 02:53:55,560
What's on the PC?

6436
02:53:55,880 --> 02:53:57,400
Now, this is Monty Python's

6437
02:53:57,400 --> 02:53:59,220
complete waste of time.

6438
02:53:59,360 --> 02:54:00,590
And Terry Gilliam's animation

6439
02:54:00,590 --> 02:54:01,880
was always one of my favorite

6440
02:54:01,880 --> 02:54:03,040
parts of Monty Python.

6441
02:54:03,680 --> 02:54:05,140
Notice now that the cursor is

6442
02:54:05,140 --> 02:54:07,240
being followed by the eyes of

6443
02:54:07,240 --> 02:54:08,600
the policeman,

6444
02:54:08,720 --> 02:54:09,980
and when I click on the

6445
02:54:09,980 --> 02:54:12,100
policeman's eye, it falls out.

6446
02:54:12,100 --> 02:54:14,980
I mean, this is Python at its

6447
02:54:14,980 --> 02:54:15,860
best.

6448
02:54:16,720 --> 02:54:18,140
It's a tremendous program.

6449
02:54:18,400 --> 02:54:20,210
And finally, I want to show, at

6450
02:54:20,210 --> 02:54:22,290
After Dark Screensaver, The Simpsons

6451
02:54:22,290 --> 02:54:23,500
is my favorite television

6452
02:54:23,500 --> 02:54:24,080
program.

6453
02:54:24,460 --> 02:54:25,450
We're going to look at an itchy

6454
02:54:25,450 --> 02:54:27,200
and scratchy screensaver first.

6455
02:54:27,360 --> 02:54:28,400
There's lots of different

6456
02:54:28,400 --> 02:54:29,120
screensaver.

6457
02:54:29,120 --> 02:54:30,860
So you see the cat and the

6458
02:54:30,860 --> 02:54:33,180
mouse appear from behind actual

6459
02:54:33,180 --> 02:54:34,980
program groups from your

6460
02:54:34,980 --> 02:54:35,920
program.

6461
02:54:36,280 --> 02:54:37,560
What's Cole-Chan cap for the

6462
02:54:37,560 --> 02:54:38,300
Christmases?

6463
02:54:41,180 --> 02:54:42,960
Does he say Cole-Chan in it?

6464
02:54:43,540 --> 02:54:44,540
I have an idea.

6465
02:54:44,660 --> 02:54:46,560
So it's a gift personal.

6466
02:54:46,940 --> 02:54:48,030
When I click on a show, at

6467
02:54:48,030 --> 02:54:50,340
After Dark Screensaver, The Simpsons

6468
02:54:50,340 --> 02:54:51,920
is my favorite television

6469
02:54:51,920 --> 02:54:52,720
program.

6470
02:54:53,060 --> 02:54:54,100
We're going to look at an itchy

6471
02:54:54,100 --> 02:54:55,840
and scratchy screensaver first.

6472
02:54:56,000 --> 02:54:57,000
There's lots of different

6473
02:54:57,000 --> 02:54:57,780
screensavers.

6474
02:54:58,120 --> 02:54:59,110
So you see the cat and the

6475
02:54:59,110 --> 02:55:00,950
mouse appear from behind actual

6476
02:55:00,950 --> 02:55:01,540
time.

6477
02:55:01,780 --> 02:55:02,180
Marge...

6478
02:55:02,180 --> 02:55:04,820
I can't be fucked with this one.

6479
02:55:05,520 --> 02:55:07,240
It's the holiday buyers.

6480
02:55:10,820 --> 02:55:11,600
Season-like.

6481
02:55:26,600 --> 02:55:27,600
Yeah, watched.

6482
02:55:27,600 --> 02:55:34,420
709 watched.

6483
02:55:34,580 --> 02:55:35,100
Watched.

6484
02:55:35,400 --> 02:55:36,160
87.

6485
02:55:37,680 --> 02:55:39,340
No longer available.

6486
02:55:40,120 --> 02:55:41,680
And it hasn't been watched.

6487
02:55:41,840 --> 02:55:44,260
And it had something called Higgins

6488
02:55:44,260 --> 02:55:45,280
in it as well.

6489
02:55:49,440 --> 02:55:50,140
Oh, well.

6490
02:55:55,140 --> 02:55:56,140
Holiday...

6491
02:55:56,140 --> 02:55:58,140
Consumer...

6492
02:55:59,140 --> 02:56:00,040
Buyer's Guide.

6493
02:56:01,120 --> 02:56:02,040
Consumer...

6494
02:56:02,040 --> 02:56:04,500
We've seen six episodes, seven.

6495
02:56:05,320 --> 02:56:05,660
No.

6496
02:56:06,620 --> 02:56:07,140
Let's...

6497
02:56:07,140 --> 02:56:08,480
It's not checked.

6498
02:56:08,860 --> 02:56:09,900
This could be fresh.

6499
02:56:10,820 --> 02:56:11,380
Holiday.

6500
02:56:11,700 --> 02:56:12,180
Seasonal.

6501
02:56:12,280 --> 02:56:13,240
Oh, this is unprecedented.

6502
02:56:13,920 --> 02:56:14,940
This could be fresh.

6503
02:56:16,160 --> 02:56:16,720
Seasonable.

6504
02:56:17,260 --> 02:56:17,820
Stuff.

6505
02:56:19,100 --> 02:56:20,100
Not seen.

6506
02:56:20,100 --> 02:56:30,060
Fucking hope we haven't seen it.

6507
02:56:31,760 --> 02:56:33,360
This is like finding gold.

6508
02:56:34,160 --> 02:56:35,020
Gold dust.

6509
02:56:37,300 --> 02:56:38,140
Could be loud.

6510
02:56:38,820 --> 02:56:39,880
Turn it down there.

6511
02:56:42,380 --> 02:56:42,850
For some people, Christmas is a

6512
02:56:42,850 --> 02:56:45,200
year-round business.

6513
02:56:45,360 --> 02:56:46,270
But for most of us, it means

6514
02:56:46,270 --> 02:56:46,800
thinking,

6515
02:56:46,800 --> 02:56:48,100
Oh my goodness, what am I going

6516
02:56:48,100 --> 02:56:48,900
to get him or her as a

6517
02:56:48,900 --> 02:56:49,860
Christmas present?

6518
02:56:50,520 --> 02:56:52,520
It seems like we've seen it.

6519
02:56:52,800 --> 02:56:55,930
Well, if the him or her on your

6520
02:56:55,930 --> 02:56:59,110
shopping list is a computer

6521
02:56:59,110 --> 02:57:00,060
user,

6522
02:57:00,260 --> 02:57:00,860
it's easy.

6523
02:57:00,960 --> 02:57:02,120
You know exactly what they want.

6524
02:57:02,180 --> 02:57:03,490
Some neat new software, a nice

6525
02:57:03,490 --> 02:57:04,870
peripheral, or maybe a little

6526
02:57:04,870 --> 02:57:05,460
laptop.

6527
02:57:05,920 --> 02:57:06,890
Today, we have a list of great

6528
02:57:06,890 --> 02:57:08,110
gift suggestions for the

6529
02:57:08,110 --> 02:57:09,680
computer user on your Christmas

6530
02:57:09,680 --> 02:57:10,540
shopping list

6531
02:57:10,540 --> 02:57:12,190
on this special holiday edition

6532
02:57:12,190 --> 02:57:13,820
of the Computer Chronicles.

6533
02:57:13,980 --> 02:57:14,300
Lovely.

6534
02:57:15,400 --> 02:57:16,660
I don't think I've seen it.

6535
02:57:19,480 --> 02:57:28,890
The Computer Chronicles is made

6536
02:57:28,890 --> 02:57:39,060
possible in part by McGraw-Hill,

6537
02:57:39,640 --> 02:57:41,340
publishers of Byte magazine,

6538
02:57:42,040 --> 02:57:43,930
and Bix, the Byte Information

6539
02:57:43,930 --> 02:57:44,700
Exchange.

6540
02:57:44,700 --> 02:57:47,290
In print and online, Byte and Bix

6541
02:57:47,290 --> 02:57:49,050
serve computer professionals

6542
02:57:49,050 --> 02:57:49,700
worldwide

6543
02:57:49,700 --> 02:57:51,210
with detailed information on

6544
02:57:51,210 --> 02:57:52,770
new hardware, software, and

6545
02:57:52,770 --> 02:57:53,740
technologies.

6546
02:57:56,900 --> 02:57:59,300
And a lovely, dimly lit suit.

6547
02:57:59,300 --> 02:58:00,560
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

6548
02:58:00,560 --> 02:58:02,310
I'm Stuart Shiffey, and this is

6549
02:58:02,310 --> 02:58:03,460
Santa Claus.

6550
02:58:03,540 --> 02:58:04,060
I know you.

6551
02:58:04,400 --> 02:58:05,260
Gary Kildall.

6552
02:58:06,880 --> 02:58:08,010
Lovely, light-hearted jips

6553
02:58:08,010 --> 02:58:10,200
between the two boys.

6554
02:58:11,560 --> 02:58:13,210
I'm Stuart Shiffey, and this is

6555
02:58:13,210 --> 02:58:14,740
Santa Claus.

6556
02:58:14,820 --> 02:58:15,320
I know you.

6557
02:58:15,620 --> 02:58:16,520
Gary Kildall.

6558
02:58:16,900 --> 02:58:17,930
Gary, I know you're a high-tech

6559
02:58:17,930 --> 02:58:18,420
junkie.

6560
02:58:18,440 --> 02:58:19,260
You've got all the toys you can

6561
02:58:19,260 --> 02:58:19,660
think of,

6562
02:58:19,700 --> 02:58:20,620
from a Lamborghini to a

6563
02:58:20,620 --> 02:58:21,840
computerized video editing

6564
02:58:21,840 --> 02:58:22,360
system.

6565
02:58:22,500 --> 02:58:23,250
I've got something you would

6566
02:58:23,250 --> 02:58:24,000
like for Christmas.

6567
02:58:24,160 --> 02:58:26,790
This is the new Compact 286SLT

6568
02:58:26,790 --> 02:58:27,660
laptop.

6569
02:58:28,020 --> 02:58:29,280
Runs on batteries, three hours

6570
02:58:29,280 --> 02:58:29,800
worth.

6571
02:58:29,900 --> 02:58:31,320
Beautiful VGA screen.

6572
02:58:31,820 --> 02:58:33,080
Very small, 14 pounds.

6573
02:58:33,180 --> 02:58:33,920
Can fit in your lap on an

6574
02:58:33,920 --> 02:58:35,080
airplane, even in coach.

6575
02:58:35,600 --> 02:58:36,560
Removable keyboard.

6576
02:58:36,780 --> 02:58:36,960
Wow.

6577
02:58:36,960 --> 02:58:37,960
Removable battery pack, so you

6578
02:58:37,960 --> 02:58:38,730
can even get more than the

6579
02:58:38,730 --> 02:58:39,360
three hours.

6580
02:58:39,640 --> 02:58:40,740
It's just a nice little machine.

6581
02:58:40,740 --> 02:58:41,810
The only catch is, you really

6582
02:58:41,810 --> 02:58:42,660
have to be Santa Claus to

6583
02:58:42,660 --> 02:58:43,460
afford this one.

6584
02:58:43,520 --> 02:58:44,480
It's about $6,000.

6585
02:58:45,220 --> 02:58:45,730
Gary, ideally, if you could

6586
02:58:45,730 --> 02:58:46,980
have anything you wanted from

6587
02:58:46,980 --> 02:58:47,740
the computer.

6588
02:58:47,760 --> 02:58:49,260
A great product placement right

6589
02:58:49,260 --> 02:58:50,440
at the top of the tree.

6590
02:58:51,380 --> 02:58:51,930
But I suppose, is it good if

6591
02:58:51,930 --> 02:58:53,440
you say it's that price?

6592
02:58:53,460 --> 02:58:54,480
You have to say the price.

6593
02:58:55,140 --> 02:58:56,580
This is for the high-tech.

6594
02:58:57,040 --> 02:58:57,800
It would have been the high-tech

6595
02:58:57,800 --> 02:58:58,900
watching the show back in the

6596
02:58:58,900 --> 02:58:59,160
day,

6597
02:58:59,180 --> 02:59:00,500
saying, I want the latest gear.

6598
02:59:01,560 --> 02:59:02,700
And I'm going to buy it anyway.

6599
02:59:02,760 --> 02:59:03,560
You can even get more than the

6600
02:59:03,560 --> 02:59:04,060
three hours.

6601
02:59:04,160 --> 02:59:05,270
So a spot on the top of the

6602
02:59:05,270 --> 02:59:06,520
show would have been big

6603
02:59:06,520 --> 02:59:07,810
business for whoever's selling

6604
02:59:07,810 --> 02:59:08,120
that.

6605
02:59:08,120 --> 02:59:08,480
That's a little machine.

6606
02:59:08,480 --> 02:59:09,220
The only catch is,

6607
02:59:09,340 --> 02:59:10,510
And you've got Stu selling it

6608
02:59:10,510 --> 02:59:11,040
as well.

6609
02:59:12,040 --> 02:59:13,140
You know, that's a lot.

6610
02:59:13,220 --> 02:59:14,540
That's a sweet little deal.

6611
02:59:14,540 --> 02:59:15,520
You really have to be Santa

6612
02:59:15,520 --> 02:59:16,600
Claus to afford this one.

6613
02:59:16,680 --> 02:59:17,600
It's about $6,000.

6614
02:59:18,240 --> 02:59:18,850
Gary, ideally, if you could

6615
02:59:18,850 --> 02:59:20,100
have anything you wanted from

6616
02:59:20,100 --> 02:59:21,200
the computer industry for

6617
02:59:21,200 --> 02:59:21,760
Christmas,

6618
02:59:21,860 --> 02:59:22,320
what would it be?

6619
02:59:22,620 --> 02:59:23,390
Well, Stuart, I've been waiting

6620
02:59:23,390 --> 02:59:24,320
around for the DynaBook.

6621
02:59:24,540 --> 02:59:25,720
This is a concept that was

6622
02:59:25,720 --> 02:59:27,450
introduced at Xerox PARC early

6623
02:59:27,450 --> 02:59:28,220
70s.

6624
02:59:28,580 --> 02:59:29,460
Eight and a half by 11.

6625
02:59:29,600 --> 02:59:30,450
Maybe a three-hole punch

6626
02:59:30,450 --> 02:59:31,040
computer.

6627
02:59:31,420 --> 02:59:32,090
Fits in your briefcase,

6628
02:59:32,090 --> 02:59:32,940
whatever notebook.

6629
02:59:33,500 --> 02:59:34,420
And the idea, as the name

6630
02:59:34,420 --> 02:59:36,000
implies, it's a book.

6631
02:59:36,060 --> 02:59:36,960
It's an electronic book.

6632
02:59:37,020 --> 02:59:38,280
You can learn everything from

6633
02:59:38,280 --> 02:59:39,600
calculus to whatever your high

6634
02:59:39,600 --> 02:59:41,020
school courses happen to be.

6635
02:59:41,400 --> 02:59:41,960
Pass interference.

6636
02:59:41,960 --> 02:59:42,800
Along with recipes and cookbooks.

6637
02:59:42,800 --> 02:59:43,600
Thank you very much.

6638
02:59:43,600 --> 02:59:44,460
Real compact form.

6639
02:59:45,180 --> 02:59:45,690
The nice thing about it is all

6640
02:59:45,690 --> 02:59:46,930
the technologies are coming

6641
02:59:46,930 --> 02:59:47,990
together now, so we can

6642
02:59:47,990 --> 02:59:48,720
actually have one of these

6643
02:59:48,720 --> 02:59:49,000
things.

6644
02:59:49,000 --> 02:59:49,820
Maybe by next Christmas.

6645
02:59:50,400 --> 02:59:51,670
Small disk drives, hard disk

6646
02:59:51,670 --> 02:59:52,840
drives, small floppy disk

6647
02:59:52,840 --> 02:59:54,510
drives, little itty-bitty CD-ROMs,

6648
02:59:54,510 --> 02:59:55,500
things like that.

6649
02:59:55,600 --> 02:59:57,320
Itty-bitty CD-ROM.

6650
02:59:57,500 --> 02:59:58,200
So we could have one.

6651
02:59:58,440 --> 02:59:59,970
So, Karen, if you're watching,

6652
02:59:59,970 --> 03:00:01,580
next Christmas, Santa wants a

6653
03:00:01,580 --> 03:00:02,360
DynaBook.

6654
03:00:02,640 --> 03:00:03,940
Okay, they're super portable.

6655
03:00:04,380 --> 03:00:05,320
Today, we're going to be joined

6656
03:00:05,320 --> 03:00:06,690
by Jan Lewis, Paul Schindler,

6657
03:00:06,690 --> 03:00:08,060
Wendy Woods, and a sack full of

6658
03:00:08,060 --> 03:00:09,760
great presents for the computer.

6659
03:00:09,900 --> 03:00:11,580
Fucking dream team there.

6660
03:00:11,780 --> 03:00:13,730
Wendy Woods, Jan Lewis, and

6661
03:00:13,730 --> 03:00:15,760
fucking Paul Schindler.

6662
03:00:16,300 --> 03:00:17,200
And then he's talking about a

6663
03:00:17,200 --> 03:00:18,300
sack full of stuff.

6664
03:00:18,300 --> 03:00:19,550
We're going to be joined by Jan

6665
03:00:19,550 --> 03:00:20,900
Lewis, Paul Schindler, Wendy

6666
03:00:20,900 --> 03:00:22,200
Woods, and a sack full of great

6667
03:00:22,200 --> 03:00:23,520
presents for the computer user

6668
03:00:23,520 --> 03:00:25,120
on your holiday shopping list.

6669
03:00:25,380 --> 03:00:26,300
We start out by visiting a

6670
03:00:26,300 --> 03:00:27,730
computer retailer to find out

6671
03:00:27,730 --> 03:00:28,990
what products are hot this

6672
03:00:28,990 --> 03:00:30,540
Christmas shopping season.

6673
03:00:32,620 --> 03:00:33,050
Once a year, computer hardware

6674
03:00:33,050 --> 03:00:35,300
and software vendors become

6675
03:00:35,300 --> 03:00:37,840
just like other retailers, who

6676
03:00:37,840 --> 03:00:39,670
count on Christmas shoppers to

6677
03:00:39,670 --> 03:00:41,460
round out the year's sales.

6678
03:00:41,740 --> 03:00:43,540
New technology displaces the

6679
03:00:43,540 --> 03:00:45,540
old, while old favorites, like

6680
03:00:45,540 --> 03:00:47,550
flight simulators and adventure

6681
03:00:47,550 --> 03:00:49,640
games, are solidly popular.

6682
03:00:50,020 --> 03:00:51,650
While it's been over 10 years

6683
03:00:51,650 --> 03:00:53,360
since the first Apple IIs hit

6684
03:00:53,360 --> 03:00:55,290
the market, retailers haven't

6685
03:00:55,290 --> 03:00:56,950
seen a slowdown in consumer

6686
03:00:56,950 --> 03:00:57,720
buying.

6687
03:00:58,020 --> 03:00:59,560
A great resale experience.

6688
03:01:00,560 --> 03:01:01,640
IIs hit the market.

6689
03:01:02,120 --> 03:01:03,710
Retailers haven't seen a slowdown

6690
03:01:03,710 --> 03:01:05,140
in consumer buying.

6691
03:01:05,460 --> 03:01:06,610
Well, I'm always scared to

6692
03:01:06,610 --> 03:01:07,660
death of the market being

6693
03:01:07,660 --> 03:01:08,620
saturated, but no.

6694
03:01:08,680 --> 03:01:09,930
Hunter Henry, thank you very

6695
03:01:09,930 --> 03:01:10,340
much.

6696
03:01:10,580 --> 03:01:11,560
Al Thaman.

6697
03:01:11,940 --> 03:01:13,500
Slowdown in consumer buying.

6698
03:01:13,820 --> 03:01:14,650
Well, I'm always scared to

6699
03:01:14,650 --> 03:01:15,700
death of the market being

6700
03:01:15,700 --> 03:01:17,040
saturated, but no, it doesn't

6701
03:01:17,040 --> 03:01:18,140
look like it is at all.

6702
03:01:18,560 --> 03:01:20,640
People are still buying the

6703
03:01:20,640 --> 03:01:21,620
basic PCs.

6704
03:01:21,820 --> 03:01:23,280
Classic agnostic guy.

6705
03:01:23,360 --> 03:01:24,010
Which a lot of the

6706
03:01:24,010 --> 03:01:25,480
manufacturers have abandoned,

6707
03:01:25,480 --> 03:01:26,830
yet people really do still want

6708
03:01:26,830 --> 03:01:27,280
them.

6709
03:01:27,700 --> 03:01:28,490
And then there are the other

6710
03:01:28,490 --> 03:01:29,700
group of people who have the

6711
03:01:29,700 --> 03:01:30,760
PCs and are upgrading,

6712
03:01:30,760 --> 03:01:32,180
particularly to something like

6713
03:01:32,180 --> 03:01:33,340
a 386 computer,

6714
03:01:33,480 --> 03:01:34,680
which is much faster and is

6715
03:01:34,680 --> 03:01:36,390
capable of doing things PCs can't

6716
03:01:36,390 --> 03:01:36,760
do.

6717
03:01:37,500 --> 03:01:38,850
Among new items this year is a

6718
03:01:38,850 --> 03:01:40,960
database of city street maps

6719
03:01:40,960 --> 03:01:42,400
called Streets.

6720
03:01:42,600 --> 03:01:44,290
For those who travel by car,

6721
03:01:44,290 --> 03:01:46,210
the program will plot the most

6722
03:01:46,210 --> 03:01:47,920
efficient route from point A to

6723
03:01:47,920 --> 03:01:49,360
point B in major American

6724
03:01:49,360 --> 03:01:50,160
cities.

6725
03:01:50,540 --> 03:01:51,790
Although it won't predict

6726
03:01:51,790 --> 03:01:53,800
accidents, traffic jams, or

6727
03:01:53,800 --> 03:01:54,740
breakdowns.

6728
03:01:55,300 --> 03:01:56,720
Also new this year is a game

6729
03:01:56,720 --> 03:01:58,940
for almost grown-ups called

6730
03:01:58,940 --> 03:02:00,360
Looking for Love,

6731
03:02:00,720 --> 03:02:02,220
about a clumsy but determined

6732
03:02:02,220 --> 03:02:03,940
young rogue named Larry.

6733
03:02:04,400 --> 03:02:05,960
Players can choose different

6734
03:02:05,960 --> 03:02:07,720
levels of play, from pure

6735
03:02:07,720 --> 03:02:09,820
innocence to lurid excess.

6736
03:02:10,280 --> 03:02:10,580
Right.

6737
03:02:10,580 --> 03:02:12,370
For the information hungry,

6738
03:02:12,370 --> 03:02:14,380
there's Microsoft Bookshelf, a

6739
03:02:14,380 --> 03:02:16,020
CD-ROM based collection of

6740
03:02:16,020 --> 03:02:17,360
reference works.

6741
03:02:18,060 --> 03:02:19,110
Starting from a single word,

6742
03:02:19,110 --> 03:02:20,930
Bookshelf will search through

6743
03:02:20,930 --> 03:02:23,200
its encyclopedia, almanac, and

6744
03:02:23,200 --> 03:02:23,820
dictionary,

6745
03:02:24,400 --> 03:02:25,840
until it hits upon the exact

6746
03:02:25,840 --> 03:02:26,480
link.

6747
03:02:27,140 --> 03:02:28,530
Of course, you need a CD-ROM

6748
03:02:28,530 --> 03:02:29,980
player to use it.

6749
03:02:30,700 --> 03:02:31,850
This year, more than ever, it

6750
03:02:31,850 --> 03:02:33,750
seems like everyone is selling

6751
03:02:33,750 --> 03:02:35,620
software, from toy stores to

6752
03:02:35,620 --> 03:02:37,020
department stores.

6753
03:02:37,660 --> 03:02:39,280
Thank you very much, Theme Park.

6754
03:02:39,280 --> 03:02:39,320
Theme Park.

6755
03:02:40,200 --> 03:02:41,420
Theme to worry the corner.

6756
03:02:41,560 --> 03:02:42,240
Or hospital.

6757
03:02:42,960 --> 03:02:44,750
I've neither played Theme Park

6758
03:02:44,750 --> 03:02:46,060
or hospital.

6759
03:02:46,060 --> 03:02:47,500
I don't even know if, even if

6760
03:02:47,500 --> 03:02:48,740
there is there again.

6761
03:02:48,760 --> 03:02:49,820
Oh, it's Theme Hospital, yeah.

6762
03:02:51,400 --> 03:02:52,780
I haven't played either of them.

6763
03:02:53,160 --> 03:02:54,040
I've played SimCity.

6764
03:02:56,080 --> 03:02:56,680
That's it.

6765
03:02:56,800 --> 03:02:57,790
Command and Conquer is a

6766
03:02:57,790 --> 03:02:59,120
different sort of beast.

6767
03:03:01,640 --> 03:03:03,360
That's all I've played in terms

6768
03:03:03,360 --> 03:03:04,400
of those games.

6769
03:03:04,400 --> 03:03:06,010
And Civilization are again,

6770
03:03:06,010 --> 03:03:07,470
those two last, that last two

6771
03:03:07,470 --> 03:03:09,190
examples don't match what you're

6772
03:03:09,190 --> 03:03:09,860
asking.

6773
03:03:09,860 --> 03:03:11,140
Your computer store.

6774
03:03:11,200 --> 03:03:11,900
Thank you, sir.

6775
03:03:14,900 --> 03:03:15,100
Schindler's coming up and he's

6776
03:03:15,100 --> 03:03:17,020
looking great.

6777
03:03:17,740 --> 03:03:19,460
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6778
03:03:20,880 --> 03:03:23,380
He's almost looking squeezed.

6779
03:03:23,380 --> 03:03:23,520
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6780
03:03:23,520 --> 03:03:23,540
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6781
03:03:23,540 --> 03:03:23,600
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6782
03:03:23,600 --> 03:03:23,660
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6783
03:03:23,660 --> 03:03:24,500
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6784
03:03:24,500 --> 03:03:25,320
He's in the Christmas spirit.

6785
03:03:25,320 --> 03:03:26,680
Into that frame there.

6786
03:03:27,660 --> 03:03:28,990
This might have been his first

6787
03:03:28,990 --> 03:03:31,000
year on the Santa Buzz.

6788
03:03:31,800 --> 03:03:33,060
I don't think he did any of

6789
03:03:33,060 --> 03:03:34,460
that Santa stuff before.

6790
03:03:34,680 --> 03:03:35,890
Indeed, I don't even think he

6791
03:03:35,890 --> 03:03:37,270
would have been that much of a

6792
03:03:37,270 --> 03:03:38,760
fixture on the show to have

6793
03:03:38,760 --> 03:03:40,010
even got away or done that, you

6794
03:03:40,010 --> 03:03:40,680
know?

6795
03:03:47,060 --> 03:03:46,090
Gary's back and he's got some

6796
03:03:46,090 --> 03:03:48,860
good stuff.

6797
03:03:48,960 --> 03:03:50,110
They've got big, massive

6798
03:03:50,110 --> 03:03:51,020
spreadsheets.

6799
03:03:52,300 --> 03:03:53,500
Huge spreadsheets.

6800
03:03:56,700 --> 03:03:56,830
Joining us in the studio now is

6801
03:03:56,830 --> 03:04:00,240
a new version of Santa Claus.

6802
03:04:00,240 --> 03:04:01,490
This is Paul Schindler this

6803
03:04:01,490 --> 03:04:02,810
time, our regular software

6804
03:04:02,810 --> 03:04:03,900
reviewer and the senior

6805
03:04:03,900 --> 03:04:05,340
technical analyst with PC Week

6806
03:04:05,340 --> 03:04:06,040
magazine.

6807
03:04:06,160 --> 03:04:07,410
Next to Paul, another familiar

6808
03:04:07,410 --> 03:04:08,750
face, Jan Lewis, who is the

6809
03:04:08,750 --> 03:04:09,850
founding editor of Hyper Age

6810
03:04:09,850 --> 03:04:11,120
magazine and the president of

6811
03:04:11,120 --> 03:04:12,100
Lewis Research.

6812
03:04:12,360 --> 03:04:12,580
Gary.

6813
03:04:12,760 --> 03:04:13,500
We've got all sorts of good

6814
03:04:13,500 --> 03:04:14,140
Christmases.

6815
03:04:14,260 --> 03:04:14,700
We sure do.

6816
03:04:14,700 --> 03:04:15,480
suggestions are on the table

6817
03:04:15,480 --> 03:04:16,440
and Santa's going to start out.

6818
03:04:16,600 --> 03:04:16,720
Go ahead.

6819
03:04:17,020 --> 03:04:17,950
I think they're all looking a

6820
03:04:17,950 --> 03:04:19,340
bit big, like, you know, even

6821
03:04:19,340 --> 03:04:20,740
Gary looks like he's filled out

6822
03:04:20,740 --> 03:04:21,700
there, you know?

6823
03:04:21,780 --> 03:04:22,000
Gary.

6824
03:04:22,180 --> 03:04:22,920
We've got all sorts of...

6825
03:04:22,920 --> 03:04:23,380
Look at him.

6826
03:04:24,000 --> 03:04:24,960
It's like a...

6827
03:04:24,960 --> 03:04:25,420
Good Christmas.

6828
03:04:26,160 --> 03:04:26,920
Johnny Bravo.

6829
03:04:27,920 --> 03:04:29,600
He's making Stu look small and

6830
03:04:29,600 --> 03:04:31,010
that's rarity on the show

6831
03:04:31,010 --> 03:04:32,960
because Stu's usually a bigger

6832
03:04:32,960 --> 03:04:33,280
guy.

6833
03:04:33,840 --> 03:04:34,640
We sure do.

6834
03:04:34,640 --> 03:04:35,430
suggestions are on the table

6835
03:04:35,430 --> 03:04:36,400
and Santa's going to start out.

6836
03:04:36,560 --> 03:04:36,680
Go ahead.

6837
03:04:37,160 --> 03:04:38,440
Well, ho, ho, ho.

6838
03:04:39,800 --> 03:04:40,210
Richard Dalton of Keep Trek

6839
03:04:40,210 --> 03:04:41,880
Corporation as usual.

6840
03:04:42,120 --> 03:04:43,520
Well, ho, ho, ho.

6841
03:04:44,880 --> 03:04:44,860
Richard Dalton of Keep Trek

6842
03:04:44,860 --> 03:04:46,310
Corporation as usual helped me

6843
03:04:46,310 --> 03:04:47,760
pick the stuff that I wanted to

6844
03:04:47,760 --> 03:04:49,500
mention for the Christmas show.

6845
03:04:49,840 --> 03:04:51,640
For a mere $40, you can get Ken

6846
03:04:51,640 --> 03:04:53,060
Skiers' No Squint.

6847
03:04:53,160 --> 03:04:54,460
One of the hot laptop utilities

6848
03:04:54,460 --> 03:04:55,860
turns your little line and you're

6849
03:04:55,860 --> 03:04:56,380
squint.

6850
03:04:56,380 --> 03:04:59,560
No Squint by Ken Skiers.

6851
03:04:59,960 --> 03:05:04,280
No Squint by Ken Skiers.

6852
03:05:04,620 --> 03:05:05,300
Skiers.

6853
03:05:06,000 --> 03:05:06,840
Why squint?

6854
03:05:07,300 --> 03:05:08,580
To see your cursor.

6855
03:05:09,440 --> 03:05:11,270
The new movie from Ken's acclaimed

6856
03:05:11,270 --> 03:05:14,100
software director, Ken Skiers.

6857
03:05:14,880 --> 03:05:16,000
No Squint.

6858
03:05:16,640 --> 03:05:17,860
Laptop cursor.

6859
03:05:19,060 --> 03:05:19,960
Come to the cinemas now.

6860
03:05:20,480 --> 03:05:21,500
Come to the cinemas Q1.

6861
03:05:21,900 --> 03:05:22,760
Q1 26.

6862
03:05:23,940 --> 03:05:25,140
Tickets, book tickets now.

6863
03:05:27,360 --> 03:05:29,100
And then another tagline at the

6864
03:05:29,100 --> 03:05:30,820
bottom of the movie poster.

6865
03:05:32,040 --> 03:05:34,760
You thought your cursor was big.

6866
03:05:35,640 --> 03:05:36,460
Just wait.

6867
03:05:37,980 --> 03:05:39,260
Until you see.

6868
03:05:42,060 --> 03:05:43,220
It blink.

6869
03:05:45,580 --> 03:05:45,060
And then you'd be sold you'll

6870
03:05:45,060 --> 03:05:46,990
go see that movie then because

6871
03:05:46,990 --> 03:05:48,850
that little fucking line was

6872
03:05:48,850 --> 03:05:50,930
like, whoa, that was good that

6873
03:05:50,930 --> 03:05:51,620
line.

6874
03:05:51,620 --> 03:05:53,130
So you can see your cursor and

6875
03:05:53,130 --> 03:05:54,570
it only takes up a thousand

6876
03:05:54,570 --> 03:05:55,920
bytes of memory, which in a

6877
03:05:55,920 --> 03:05:56,990
laptop is a critical

6878
03:05:56,990 --> 03:05:58,080
circumstance.

6879
03:05:58,500 --> 03:05:59,730
Now, you've got a desk full of

6880
03:05:59,730 --> 03:06:00,580
floppies.

6881
03:06:00,680 --> 03:06:01,760
I've got a desk full of floppies.

6882
03:06:01,840 --> 03:06:02,860
We've all got a desk.

6883
03:06:02,940 --> 03:06:04,340
It's like celebrity squares.

6884
03:06:05,240 --> 03:06:06,840
But for your floppy desk.

6885
03:06:07,100 --> 03:06:07,980
A floppy disk.

6886
03:06:11,480 --> 03:06:11,920
They are three and a half inch

6887
03:06:11,920 --> 03:06:13,760
floppies.

6888
03:06:13,920 --> 03:06:14,960
Macintosh and the new IBM

6889
03:06:14,960 --> 03:06:16,340
format for a mere $40.

6890
03:06:16,340 --> 03:06:18,200
And next, the floppy desk.

6891
03:06:18,200 --> 03:06:19,630
From Vertical Solutions in

6892
03:06:19,630 --> 03:06:21,280
Olympia, Washington, you can

6893
03:06:21,280 --> 03:06:22,910
get this dandy little vertical

6894
03:06:22,910 --> 03:06:24,060
disk storage box.

6895
03:06:24,140 --> 03:06:25,720
Holds 240 disks.

6896
03:06:25,980 --> 03:06:27,160
You can find what you need for

6897
03:06:27,160 --> 03:06:27,820
a change.

6898
03:06:27,820 --> 03:06:29,220
A floppy desk.

6899
03:06:29,600 --> 03:06:29,820
Okay.

6900
03:06:30,500 --> 03:06:32,080
For the wacky, you might have a

6901
03:06:32,080 --> 03:06:34,620
wacky computer user, you know.

6902
03:06:35,600 --> 03:06:36,300
Tony Pompili.

6903
03:06:37,380 --> 03:06:38,200
He's just...

6904
03:06:39,260 --> 03:06:39,880
40 disks.

6905
03:06:39,880 --> 03:06:41,300
He started strong with the

6906
03:06:41,300 --> 03:06:42,950
whole hole, but it's like, you

6907
03:06:42,950 --> 03:06:44,510
know, you're juggling two

6908
03:06:44,510 --> 03:06:45,180
plates.

6909
03:06:45,280 --> 03:06:46,380
You're being the entertainer,

6910
03:06:46,380 --> 03:06:47,390
but then you still have to be

6911
03:06:47,390 --> 03:06:48,060
the journalist.

6912
03:06:48,400 --> 03:06:50,000
And it's like, it's making that

6913
03:06:50,000 --> 03:06:50,560
jump.

6914
03:06:50,640 --> 03:06:52,330
That transition from the happy,

6915
03:06:52,330 --> 03:06:54,180
jolly Santa to the journalism.

6916
03:06:55,080 --> 03:06:56,300
Where there's a little...

6917
03:06:56,300 --> 03:06:58,620
There's an air of intrepidation

6918
03:06:58,620 --> 03:07:00,060
in between them.

6919
03:07:00,940 --> 03:07:02,580
Ken Skeer's big cursor.

6920
03:07:02,920 --> 03:07:04,280
Thank you very, very much there.

6921
03:07:04,760 --> 03:07:06,080
You don't tend to think about

6922
03:07:06,080 --> 03:07:07,720
the cursor community.

6923
03:07:08,540 --> 03:07:10,300
But watch Richard Dalton.

6924
03:07:10,440 --> 03:07:11,660
And he does ho, ho, ho.

6925
03:07:11,740 --> 03:07:12,510
And then goes into the

6926
03:07:12,510 --> 03:07:13,140
journalism.

6927
03:07:13,320 --> 03:07:14,520
There's a breakwater.

6928
03:07:15,160 --> 03:07:16,060
And look at the face.

6929
03:07:16,240 --> 03:07:18,160
It's like a Van Gogh.

6930
03:07:19,120 --> 03:07:21,090
He's looking really different

6931
03:07:21,090 --> 03:07:23,620
in this episode anyway.

6932
03:07:24,580 --> 03:07:25,580
And Santa's going to start out.

6933
03:07:25,660 --> 03:07:25,840
Go ahead.

6934
03:07:26,240 --> 03:07:27,020
Santa's going to start out.

6935
03:07:27,660 --> 03:07:28,100
Right.

6936
03:07:28,200 --> 03:07:29,700
Well, ho, ho, ho.

6937
03:07:30,980 --> 03:07:32,220
Richard Dalton of Keep Trek.

6938
03:07:32,320 --> 03:07:33,280
There's that one there.

6939
03:07:33,420 --> 03:07:35,440
And then there's a great little

6940
03:07:35,440 --> 03:07:37,820
exasperated sigh when he puts

6941
03:07:37,820 --> 03:07:39,720
down this floppy disk tree.

6942
03:07:39,980 --> 03:07:41,910
This dandy little vertical disk

6943
03:07:41,910 --> 03:07:44,160
storage box holds 240 disks.

6944
03:07:44,660 --> 03:07:45,670
And you can find what you need

6945
03:07:45,670 --> 03:07:46,560
for a change.

6946
03:07:46,620 --> 03:07:46,820
Okay.

6947
03:07:47,000 --> 03:07:47,120
Now.

6948
03:07:47,660 --> 03:07:49,330
Tony Pompili works with me at

6949
03:07:49,330 --> 03:07:50,200
PC Week.

6950
03:07:50,320 --> 03:07:50,880
He and...

6951
03:07:50,880 --> 03:07:51,640
Need for a change.

6952
03:07:51,720 --> 03:07:51,920
Okay.

6953
03:07:52,840 --> 03:07:53,640
Tony Pompili...

6954
03:07:53,640 --> 03:07:57,580
And then Tony Pompili.

6955
03:07:57,800 --> 03:08:01,420
Tony Pompili works with me at

6956
03:08:01,420 --> 03:08:02,920
PC Week.

6957
03:08:02,920 --> 03:08:04,480
Tony Pompili works with me at

6958
03:08:04,480 --> 03:08:04,960
PC Week.

6959
03:08:05,120 --> 03:08:06,340
He and several others have

6960
03:08:06,340 --> 03:08:08,080
written Ventura Publishing.

6961
03:08:08,320 --> 03:08:09,720
It's a mere $40 in bookstores

6962
03:08:09,720 --> 03:08:10,440
everywhere.

6963
03:08:10,620 --> 03:08:12,090
And the reason you're paying $40

6964
03:08:12,090 --> 03:08:13,340
is you've got a floppy inside

6965
03:08:13,340 --> 03:08:14,710
of it with a bunch of formats

6966
03:08:14,710 --> 03:08:15,740
that you can use to...

6967
03:08:15,740 --> 03:08:16,920
Nice action on that one.

6968
03:08:20,420 --> 03:08:22,020
Like a pop-up book.

6969
03:08:24,880 --> 03:08:25,710
That's the mind blow move right

6970
03:08:25,710 --> 03:08:26,880
there.

6971
03:08:28,360 --> 03:08:29,940
What's behind the trap door?

6972
03:08:30,100 --> 03:08:31,300
Where's the cue ball going?

6973
03:08:31,460 --> 03:08:33,000
He does look a little bit like

6974
03:08:33,000 --> 03:08:34,340
John Virgo as well.

6975
03:08:35,840 --> 03:08:36,880
There's your floppy.

6976
03:08:37,360 --> 03:08:38,280
Now are you impressed?

6977
03:08:38,280 --> 03:08:39,720
With a bunch of formats that

6978
03:08:39,720 --> 03:08:40,930
you can use to become an

6979
03:08:40,930 --> 03:08:42,200
instant publisher.

6980
03:08:42,320 --> 03:08:43,500
I know you did a show earlier

6981
03:08:43,500 --> 03:08:45,160
this season on disc utilities.

6982
03:08:45,400 --> 03:08:47,000
Optune is going to give Peter Norton

6983
03:08:47,000 --> 03:08:48,390
a run for his money in making

6984
03:08:48,390 --> 03:08:49,800
your disc work faster.

6985
03:08:50,460 --> 03:08:50,980
Groupware.

6986
03:08:51,320 --> 03:08:52,920
The hot buzzword of 1988.

6987
03:08:53,500 --> 03:08:54,420
And before it, Peter's out in

6988
03:08:54,420 --> 03:08:54,980
89.

6989
03:08:55,120 --> 03:08:55,980
Robert Johansson.

6990
03:08:55,980 --> 03:08:56,780
Get the book now.

6991
03:08:59,200 --> 03:09:01,610
That's a real classic sort of

6992
03:09:01,610 --> 03:09:04,520
crap book looking front cover.

6993
03:09:04,580 --> 03:09:05,580
Institute for the future.

6994
03:09:05,580 --> 03:09:06,360
Institute for the future.

6995
03:09:06,360 --> 03:09:08,020
For a mere $30 has written the

6996
03:09:08,020 --> 03:09:09,550
authoritative description of

6997
03:09:09,550 --> 03:09:10,960
groupware, which really is

6998
03:09:10,960 --> 03:09:12,330
going to be important in the

6999
03:09:12,330 --> 03:09:12,960
future.

7000
03:09:12,960 --> 03:09:14,570
And of course, Peter Norton's

7001
03:09:14,570 --> 03:09:16,330
very latest version 4-5 with

7002
03:09:16,330 --> 03:09:17,420
his disc doctor.

7003
03:09:17,540 --> 03:09:19,620
31 ways to tell how sick your

7004
03:09:19,620 --> 03:09:20,340
disc is.

7005
03:09:20,340 --> 03:09:22,390
But more importantly, this is

7006
03:09:22,390 --> 03:09:24,040
artificial intelligence

7007
03:09:24,040 --> 03:09:25,720
assisted disc repair.

7008
03:09:26,180 --> 03:09:26,820
And for those of us who lack

7009
03:09:26,820 --> 03:09:28,020
the real thing, artificial

7010
03:09:28,020 --> 03:09:29,170
intelligence can be really

7011
03:09:29,170 --> 03:09:29,820
important.

7012
03:09:30,260 --> 03:09:31,460
And that is $110.

7013
03:09:32,460 --> 03:09:34,760
Finally, $500, but a truly

7014
03:09:34,760 --> 03:09:36,220
remarkable break.

7015
03:09:36,240 --> 03:09:37,700
Spiker, thank you very much.

7016
03:09:37,800 --> 03:09:39,920
From Quadram, this is the first

7017
03:09:39,920 --> 03:09:40,520
port.

7018
03:09:40,860 --> 03:09:42,130
Essentially, it's a portable fax

7019
03:09:42,130 --> 03:09:42,580
card.

7020
03:09:42,800 --> 03:09:44,230
Instead of having to open up

7021
03:09:44,230 --> 03:09:45,950
the case and slip a card in and

7022
03:09:45,950 --> 03:09:47,550
disrupt your buses and the

7023
03:09:47,550 --> 03:09:49,160
whole line of problems,

7024
03:09:49,620 --> 03:09:51,260
this attaches to the com port

7025
03:09:51,260 --> 03:09:52,300
on your PC.

7026
03:09:52,740 --> 03:09:53,870
And if you're in an office, you

7027
03:09:53,870 --> 03:09:55,360
just move it from PC to PC.

7028
03:09:55,500 --> 03:09:56,680
Whoever needs the fax card,

7029
03:09:56,680 --> 03:09:57,820
they get the fax card.

7030
03:09:58,180 --> 03:09:59,730
I think it's a fantastic

7031
03:09:59,730 --> 03:10:01,650
innovation, a clever idea, and

7032
03:10:01,650 --> 03:10:03,180
it works just as well.

7033
03:10:03,260 --> 03:10:04,680
It receives faxes just as well

7034
03:10:04,680 --> 03:10:06,240
as the regular fax card, which

7035
03:10:06,240 --> 03:10:07,560
may or may not be something

7036
03:10:07,560 --> 03:10:08,860
proper to say about it.

7037
03:10:09,200 --> 03:10:09,720
Okay, Gary.

7038
03:10:09,720 --> 03:10:11,280
As the regular fax card, which

7039
03:10:11,280 --> 03:10:12,590
may or may not be something

7040
03:10:12,590 --> 03:10:13,920
proper to say about it.

7041
03:10:14,180 --> 03:10:14,960
Okay, Gary, what do you have

7042
03:10:14,960 --> 03:10:15,340
for us?

7043
03:10:15,340 --> 03:10:15,620
Come on.

7044
03:10:15,740 --> 03:10:15,940
Okay.

7045
03:10:16,380 --> 03:10:17,150
Well, if you're tired of

7046
03:10:17,150 --> 03:10:18,820
playing flight simulator games,

7047
03:10:18,820 --> 03:10:20,200
you can try Formula One.

7048
03:10:20,300 --> 03:10:21,440
Or 12-year-old Forrest will

7049
03:10:21,440 --> 03:10:22,510
tell you that this is a really

7050
03:10:22,510 --> 03:10:23,120
good game.

7051
03:10:23,260 --> 03:10:24,120
It's real hard to get them away

7052
03:10:24,120 --> 03:10:24,540
from it.

7053
03:10:25,040 --> 03:10:25,980
Race car drivers.

7054
03:10:25,980 --> 03:10:26,680
Race car drivers.

7055
03:10:26,680 --> 03:10:26,960
Okay.

7056
03:10:27,120 --> 03:10:28,630
And you can go into the Monaco

7057
03:10:28,630 --> 03:10:30,680
courses, Germany, Brazil, Japan,

7058
03:10:30,680 --> 03:10:32,050
so forth, and race all the

7059
03:10:32,050 --> 03:10:33,100
great drivers.

7060
03:10:33,240 --> 03:10:33,500
Weird cover.

7061
03:10:33,740 --> 03:10:35,750
Weird the way they put the text

7062
03:10:35,750 --> 03:10:38,180
over a forehead and then like

7063
03:10:38,180 --> 03:10:38,740
there.

7064
03:10:39,540 --> 03:10:40,470
This is probably around $30, if

7065
03:10:40,470 --> 03:10:41,720
I remember correctly.

7066
03:10:42,380 --> 03:10:43,090
Another one that's kind of neat

7067
03:10:43,090 --> 03:10:44,560
here is Home Video Producer.

7068
03:10:45,120 --> 03:10:46,350
And this is about $30, $35,

7069
03:10:46,350 --> 03:10:47,040
whatever.

7070
03:10:47,480 --> 03:10:48,290
And it lets you make up the

7071
03:10:48,290 --> 03:10:49,500
titles for your own home

7072
03:10:49,500 --> 03:10:50,280
recording.

7073
03:10:50,480 --> 03:10:50,940
Desktop video.

7074
03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:52,120
Desktop video, exactly.

7075
03:10:53,060 --> 03:10:54,100
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm

7076
03:10:54,100 --> 03:10:55,280
going to show this, basically.

7077
03:10:55,280 --> 03:10:55,280
Okay.

7078
03:10:55,280 --> 03:10:56,780
Pricey enough, I'd say.

7079
03:10:56,780 --> 03:10:57,260
And I've got the whole system

7080
03:10:57,260 --> 03:10:57,660
up here and running.

7081
03:10:57,760 --> 03:10:58,930
I've kind of preloaded it with

7082
03:10:58,930 --> 03:10:59,580
some things.

7083
03:10:59,920 --> 03:11:01,770
The first panel down here shows

7084
03:11:01,770 --> 03:11:02,560
an effect.

7085
03:11:02,700 --> 03:11:03,730
Well, each one of these in the

7086
03:11:03,730 --> 03:11:04,910
slideshow is an effect of some

7087
03:11:04,910 --> 03:11:05,380
sort.

7088
03:11:05,700 --> 03:11:06,700
This is a border effect.

7089
03:11:07,040 --> 03:11:07,710
This will be a fill of a

7090
03:11:07,710 --> 03:11:08,320
picture.

7091
03:11:08,640 --> 03:11:09,780
And this is some text effects.

7092
03:11:09,900 --> 03:11:11,440
Now, below those, you'll see

7093
03:11:11,440 --> 03:11:12,860
things like a wipe from the

7094
03:11:12,860 --> 03:11:14,340
right, the time it takes to

7095
03:11:14,340 --> 03:11:15,520
make the wipe and so forth.

7096
03:11:15,700 --> 03:11:16,480
And I'll go ahead and just run

7097
03:11:16,480 --> 03:11:17,400
this so you can take a look at

7098
03:11:17,400 --> 03:11:17,660
it.

7099
03:11:17,660 --> 03:11:18,950
Now, this is going to be a

7100
03:11:18,950 --> 03:11:20,450
title for a little movie that

7101
03:11:20,450 --> 03:11:22,030
Christy did yesterday for the

7102
03:11:22,030 --> 03:11:22,560
show.

7103
03:11:22,980 --> 03:11:23,040
Okay.

7104
03:11:23,380 --> 03:11:24,300
You created the title in the

7105
03:11:24,300 --> 03:11:24,960
software.

7106
03:11:25,160 --> 03:11:25,560
That's correct.

7107
03:11:25,720 --> 03:11:27,380
Now, we'll skip that, Gary.

7108
03:11:27,500 --> 03:11:28,360
Sorry, it looks rubbish.

7109
03:11:28,920 --> 03:11:29,440
Well, that's...

7110
03:11:29,440 --> 03:11:30,140
Okay, now.

7111
03:11:31,080 --> 03:11:32,020
Pokey Meets Godzilla.

7112
03:11:32,260 --> 03:11:32,500
Here's a picture.

7113
03:11:32,660 --> 03:11:32,760
Nice.

7114
03:11:32,920 --> 03:11:33,520
White from the movie.

7115
03:11:33,820 --> 03:11:34,580
Oh, that's nice.

7116
03:11:34,920 --> 03:11:36,180
So, here's the wipe from the

7117
03:11:36,180 --> 03:11:37,860
right for the first panel.

7118
03:11:38,060 --> 03:11:38,600
Here's the picture.

7119
03:11:38,760 --> 03:11:38,860
Oh, that's nice.

7120
03:11:39,020 --> 03:11:39,680
White from the left.

7121
03:11:39,860 --> 03:11:40,820
And the text coming out.

7122
03:11:40,880 --> 03:11:41,720
Pokey Meets Godzilla.

7123
03:11:41,720 --> 03:11:42,060
Okay.

7124
03:11:42,060 --> 03:11:42,640
Okay, now.

7125
03:11:43,260 --> 03:11:45,140
Here's a great peripheral for

7126
03:11:45,140 --> 03:11:47,890
your home video or your desktop

7127
03:11:47,890 --> 03:11:48,580
video.

7128
03:11:49,200 --> 03:11:51,480
Eight millimeter integrated

7129
03:11:51,480 --> 03:11:54,300
recorder playback TV set.

7130
03:11:54,300 --> 03:11:55,140
VCR and TV set.

7131
03:11:55,140 --> 03:11:56,120
VCR and TV set, right.

7132
03:11:56,340 --> 03:11:57,740
About $1,300, I believe.

7133
03:11:58,840 --> 03:11:59,820
Now, here's our little movie.

7134
03:11:59,840 --> 03:12:00,520
We'll put this in here.

7135
03:12:00,940 --> 03:12:02,000
Now, normally, what you'd do is

7136
03:12:02,000 --> 03:12:03,170
you'd cable these two up, and

7137
03:12:03,170 --> 03:12:04,380
then you'd just go ahead and

7138
03:12:04,380 --> 03:12:05,460
hit the record button when you

7139
03:12:05,460 --> 03:12:06,420
had the title up there.

7140
03:12:06,420 --> 03:12:07,320
And record the effects on the

7141
03:12:07,320 --> 03:12:07,640
tape.

7142
03:12:08,660 --> 03:12:09,070
Okay, so we'll go ahead and

7143
03:12:09,070 --> 03:12:09,840
play this.

7144
03:12:09,840 --> 03:12:11,380
This is the movie you did the

7145
03:12:11,380 --> 03:12:12,180
title for.

7146
03:12:12,340 --> 03:12:12,820
This is the, this is our

7147
03:12:12,820 --> 03:12:13,300
daughter's.

7148
03:12:13,300 --> 03:12:13,920
Oh, there it is.

7149
03:12:13,920 --> 03:12:14,480
That's Christie's, yeah.

7150
03:12:15,200 --> 03:12:16,290
High level of work you're into,

7151
03:12:16,290 --> 03:12:16,800
Gary.

7152
03:12:18,140 --> 03:12:19,000
Pokey Meets Godzilla.

7153
03:12:19,180 --> 03:12:19,360
Oops.

7154
03:12:20,720 --> 03:12:21,900
Gary made this.

7155
03:12:26,120 --> 03:12:27,060
It's mad, isn't it?

7156
03:12:27,060 --> 03:12:28,680
The mind behind the man.

7157
03:12:28,760 --> 03:12:29,760
High level of work you're into,

7158
03:12:29,760 --> 03:12:30,080
Gary.

7159
03:12:30,840 --> 03:12:32,580
That's an insight into Gary's

7160
03:12:32,580 --> 03:12:33,300
mind.

7161
03:12:33,760 --> 03:12:34,440
Pokey Meets Godzilla.

7162
03:12:34,440 --> 03:12:34,840
Oops.

7163
03:12:34,940 --> 03:12:35,220
There it is.

7164
03:12:35,940 --> 03:12:36,810
Don't try this at home, kids,

7165
03:12:36,810 --> 03:12:37,360
right?

7166
03:12:37,400 --> 03:12:38,250
This was not done on a home

7167
03:12:38,250 --> 03:12:39,020
unit, wasn't it?

7168
03:12:39,260 --> 03:12:39,700
That's right.

7169
03:12:39,700 --> 03:12:42,320
It's actually very smooth.

7170
03:12:43,200 --> 03:12:43,980
It's still beautiful.

7171
03:12:44,300 --> 03:12:45,060
Gary, you actually got the

7172
03:12:45,060 --> 03:12:46,210
titles with the video coming

7173
03:12:46,210 --> 03:12:47,180
out of the computer.

7174
03:12:47,600 --> 03:12:48,790
Without Genlock or any of the

7175
03:12:48,790 --> 03:12:49,720
fancy stuff.

7176
03:12:49,780 --> 03:12:50,880
So it's right off a CGA card.

7177
03:12:50,980 --> 03:12:51,880
That is a restriction, by the

7178
03:12:51,880 --> 03:12:52,890
way, as far as I can tell, is a

7179
03:12:52,890 --> 03:12:53,140
CGA.

7180
03:12:53,720 --> 03:12:54,540
Jen, what do you have for us?

7181
03:12:54,680 --> 03:12:55,740
We have a few real good things,

7182
03:12:55,740 --> 03:12:56,620
real useful things.

7183
03:12:57,080 --> 03:12:57,610
One of the focuses here is

7184
03:12:57,610 --> 03:12:58,730
going to be the laptops, and

7185
03:12:58,730 --> 03:12:59,980
they've really picked up, as

7186
03:12:59,980 --> 03:13:01,050
you know, for the past couple

7187
03:13:01,050 --> 03:13:01,480
of years.

7188
03:13:01,880 --> 03:13:02,840
There are some problems, and

7189
03:13:02,840 --> 03:13:04,200
these products here are going

7190
03:13:04,200 --> 03:13:05,020
to solve them.

7191
03:13:05,660 --> 03:13:06,640
Traveling software, who's come

7192
03:13:06,640 --> 03:13:07,440
up with a lot of...

7193
03:13:07,440 --> 03:13:09,960
Jan is a real speedball, like,

7194
03:13:09,960 --> 03:13:10,960
of power.

7195
03:13:11,200 --> 03:13:13,740
Like, it's just a blitz of info.

7196
03:13:13,780 --> 03:13:15,100
A lot of good, innovative ideas.

7197
03:13:15,220 --> 03:13:16,000
Came up with something called

7198
03:13:16,000 --> 03:13:16,580
Battery Watch.

7199
03:13:16,580 --> 03:13:18,020
It's a simple disc, and what

7200
03:13:18,020 --> 03:13:18,880
happens is...

7201
03:13:18,880 --> 03:13:20,620
But I don't know if it's, like,

7202
03:13:20,620 --> 03:13:22,380
natural performance, or if she

7203
03:13:22,380 --> 03:13:24,130
had a few coffees beforehand,

7204
03:13:24,130 --> 03:13:25,000
like...

7205
03:13:25,000 --> 03:13:26,320
Actually watch your batteries

7206
03:13:26,320 --> 03:13:27,680
as they run down, just like you

7207
03:13:27,680 --> 03:13:28,920
watch a fuel gauge in a car.

7208
03:13:29,080 --> 03:13:30,210
So you're not stuck at the end

7209
03:13:30,210 --> 03:13:31,730
saying you're out of batteries,

7210
03:13:31,730 --> 03:13:33,240
and you're 300 miles from a

7211
03:13:33,240 --> 03:13:34,080
wall outlet.

7212
03:13:34,340 --> 03:13:35,970
The other thing that it does is,

7213
03:13:35,970 --> 03:13:37,860
when you have to recharge them,

7214
03:13:37,860 --> 03:13:40,100
you have to basically, ideally,

7215
03:13:40,100 --> 03:13:41,990
discharge everything in it, and

7216
03:13:41,990 --> 03:13:43,080
then go ahead and recharge.

7217
03:13:43,360 --> 03:13:44,100
This does that.

7218
03:13:44,160 --> 03:13:45,020
It's called a deep discharge.

7219
03:13:45,020 --> 03:13:45,820
Yeah, and that does it

7220
03:13:45,820 --> 03:13:46,800
automatically for you.

7221
03:13:46,940 --> 03:13:47,960
Very, very handy and useful.

7222
03:13:48,200 --> 03:13:49,280
This is a $39 product.

7223
03:13:49,380 --> 03:13:49,980
Oh, that's great.

7224
03:13:49,980 --> 03:13:51,950
From the same company, $79

7225
03:13:51,950 --> 03:13:54,010
product, the ultimate portable

7226
03:13:54,010 --> 03:13:54,820
attache.

7227
03:13:55,060 --> 03:13:55,840
And what happens here is that

7228
03:13:55,840 --> 03:13:56,660
typically...

7229
03:13:56,660 --> 03:13:57,040
Attache?

7230
03:13:57,280 --> 03:13:57,760
...even though it's portable,

7231
03:13:57,760 --> 03:13:58,440
you're still carrying...

7232
03:13:58,440 --> 03:14:00,490
Is that a fucking, like, when

7233
03:14:00,490 --> 03:14:02,550
you're in Resident Evil and you

7234
03:14:02,550 --> 03:14:04,040
get extra packets?

7235
03:14:04,200 --> 03:14:06,020
Like, will you take the...

7236
03:14:06,020 --> 03:14:07,660
I always thought it was attache

7237
03:14:07,660 --> 03:14:08,060
case.

7238
03:14:08,980 --> 03:14:10,680
But it's attache.

7239
03:14:11,680 --> 03:14:12,160
Attache.

7240
03:14:12,560 --> 03:14:13,500
Like, attaboy.

7241
03:14:13,740 --> 03:14:15,440
The ultimate portable attache.

7242
03:14:15,700 --> 03:14:16,020
And what happens...

7243
03:14:16,540 --> 03:14:17,240
Attache!

7244
03:14:17,440 --> 03:14:19,780
...and company, $79 product,

7245
03:14:19,780 --> 03:14:21,860
the ultimate portable attache.

7246
03:14:22,120 --> 03:14:22,830
And what happens here is that

7247
03:14:22,830 --> 03:14:23,850
typically, even though it's

7248
03:14:23,850 --> 03:14:25,030
portable, you're still carrying

7249
03:14:25,030 --> 03:14:25,890
around a lot of different

7250
03:14:25,890 --> 03:14:27,240
components, different pieces.

7251
03:14:27,420 --> 03:14:28,380
What happens here is you fit

7252
03:14:28,380 --> 03:14:29,320
your portable in here.

7253
03:14:29,320 --> 03:14:30,520
They have a little pack for

7254
03:14:30,520 --> 03:14:31,140
software.

7255
03:14:31,500 --> 03:14:32,400
There's room for cables.

7256
03:14:32,800 --> 03:14:33,670
There's a spot here for your

7257
03:14:33,670 --> 03:14:34,260
printer.

7258
03:14:35,040 --> 03:14:35,780
And then there's a whole lot of

7259
03:14:35,780 --> 03:14:37,440
extra little pouches and things

7260
03:14:37,440 --> 03:14:38,060
in here.

7261
03:14:38,280 --> 03:14:39,440
So it makes it real, real handy.

7262
03:14:40,020 --> 03:14:41,140
Right here for a laptop user.

7263
03:14:41,380 --> 03:14:42,250
Yeah, it's wonderful for a

7264
03:14:42,250 --> 03:14:42,900
laptop user.

7265
03:14:43,680 --> 03:14:44,270
And then the last one I have is

7266
03:14:44,270 --> 03:14:45,710
something that's very, very

7267
03:14:45,710 --> 03:14:46,920
useful to a huge number of

7268
03:14:46,920 --> 03:14:48,310
people who are sitting there

7269
03:14:48,310 --> 03:14:49,380
with PCs or XTs or XTs or

7270
03:14:49,380 --> 03:14:50,900
compact equivalents.

7271
03:14:51,120 --> 03:14:52,610
And what this is, this is the

7272
03:14:52,610 --> 03:14:54,380
Intel in-board 386 PC.

7273
03:14:54,700 --> 03:14:55,480
And what happens is it's a

7274
03:14:55,480 --> 03:14:57,540
simple board for about $1,100.

7275
03:14:58,080 --> 03:14:59,060
You put it into your PC or XTs

7276
03:14:59,060 --> 03:15:00,600
or equivalent compact.

7277
03:15:00,880 --> 03:15:01,980
And it basically turns your

7278
03:15:01,980 --> 03:15:03,900
machine into a 386 machine.

7279
03:15:05,120 --> 03:15:06,340
$1,000 for the bargain.

7280
03:15:06,500 --> 03:15:07,860
$1,000 and you got a 386.

7281
03:15:07,900 --> 03:15:08,240
Exactly.

7282
03:15:08,340 --> 03:15:08,980
That's fantastic.

7283
03:15:09,300 --> 03:15:10,000
Okay, my turn.

7284
03:15:10,060 --> 03:15:10,790
I have a couple goodies here I

7285
03:15:10,790 --> 03:15:11,380
want to show you.

7286
03:15:11,440 --> 03:15:12,280
First of all, this is a nice

7287
03:15:12,280 --> 03:15:13,100
and expensive thing.

7288
03:15:13,380 --> 03:15:14,360
A little software program.

7289
03:15:14,440 --> 03:15:15,000
It's mail order.

7290
03:15:15,200 --> 03:15:15,960
Nobody's ever heard of it.

7291
03:15:15,980 --> 03:15:16,740
It's called Due Color.

7292
03:15:17,080 --> 03:15:18,070
Problem is right now, all the

7293
03:15:18,070 --> 03:15:19,800
hot software comes requiring CGA.

7294
03:15:19,900 --> 03:15:21,140
A lot of people still have monochrome

7295
03:15:21,140 --> 03:15:22,140
monitors, a Hercules card or

7296
03:15:22,140 --> 03:15:22,700
something.

7297
03:15:22,780 --> 03:15:23,460
They can't use it.

7298
03:15:23,860 --> 03:15:24,880
This little software fakes the

7299
03:15:24,880 --> 03:15:26,130
game or the program you have

7300
03:15:26,130 --> 03:15:27,490
into thinking you have CGA and

7301
03:15:27,490 --> 03:15:29,060
lets you run the programming.

7302
03:15:29,300 --> 03:15:29,800
He's smooth.

7303
03:15:29,860 --> 03:15:31,430
He's the smoothest salesman out

7304
03:15:31,430 --> 03:15:32,000
of them.

7305
03:15:32,740 --> 03:15:35,280
Thank you very much, Deep Discharge.

7306
03:15:35,300 --> 03:15:36,520
It's from a company called Wilkinson

7307
03:15:36,520 --> 03:15:37,450
Software, Westminster,

7308
03:15:37,450 --> 03:15:38,040
California.

7309
03:15:38,200 --> 03:15:39,420
$30 called Due Color.

7310
03:15:40,140 --> 03:15:41,380
This is a lovely little item.

7311
03:15:41,480 --> 03:15:42,720
If you have a crowded desk and

7312
03:15:42,720 --> 03:15:44,250
a big AT keyboard, this solves

7313
03:15:44,250 --> 03:15:45,000
the problem.

7314
03:15:45,080 --> 03:15:46,740
This is 60% smaller than the AT

7315
03:15:46,740 --> 03:15:47,420
keyboard.

7316
03:15:47,420 --> 03:15:49,320
It's XT or AT compatible.

7317
03:15:49,620 --> 03:15:50,620
A wonderful little keyboard.

7318
03:15:50,760 --> 03:15:51,660
As you can see, it just takes a...

7319
03:15:51,660 --> 03:15:53,660
Lovely half pipe, quarter pipe.

7320
03:15:54,960 --> 03:15:55,620
AT keyboard.

7321
03:15:55,940 --> 03:15:57,340
It's a big AT keyboard.

7322
03:15:57,600 --> 03:15:58,100
This solves the...

7323
03:15:58,100 --> 03:15:59,020
Wonderful little keyboard.

7324
03:15:59,120 --> 03:16:00,140
As you can see, it just takes a...

7325
03:16:00,140 --> 03:16:01,260
When you're going up it, it's

7326
03:16:01,260 --> 03:16:02,340
like you're getting air.

7327
03:16:02,940 --> 03:16:04,760
You can be doing tricks as you

7328
03:16:04,760 --> 03:16:06,540
use the keyboard.

7329
03:16:06,960 --> 03:16:08,430
If you get to the top, then

7330
03:16:08,430 --> 03:16:10,490
just do a little Christ air up

7331
03:16:10,490 --> 03:16:12,630
above and then back into that

7332
03:16:12,630 --> 03:16:14,060
and transition.

7333
03:16:15,300 --> 03:16:15,700
180.

7334
03:16:17,540 --> 03:16:18,820
Very little space on your desk.

7335
03:16:19,000 --> 03:16:20,080
$150 for that one.

7336
03:16:20,080 --> 03:16:21,120
It's got a nice feel to it also.

7337
03:16:21,160 --> 03:16:22,020
It's not bad at all.

7338
03:16:22,300 --> 03:16:23,770
Now, the hot one I want to show

7339
03:16:23,770 --> 03:16:25,380
you over here is what's up on

7340
03:16:25,380 --> 03:16:26,640
the PC over here.

7341
03:16:26,940 --> 03:16:27,660
Most people think if you don't

7342
03:16:27,660 --> 03:16:28,620
have a Mac, you don't have an

7343
03:16:28,620 --> 03:16:29,670
Amiga, an Atari, you can't do

7344
03:16:29,670 --> 03:16:30,140
music.

7345
03:16:30,520 --> 03:16:31,920
Well, this is called AdLib.

7346
03:16:31,980 --> 03:16:33,240
It's a card and software.

7347
03:16:33,360 --> 03:16:35,260
$245, which lets you do very

7348
03:16:35,260 --> 03:16:37,040
powerful music composition on

7349
03:16:37,040 --> 03:16:37,840
an IBM PC.

7350
03:16:38,100 --> 03:16:39,560
This isn't a jukebox mode right

7351
03:16:39,560 --> 03:16:39,940
now.

7352
03:16:39,940 --> 03:16:41,050
And just to show you what the

7353
03:16:41,050 --> 03:16:42,150
thing sounds like, we have a

7354
03:16:42,150 --> 03:16:43,250
jingle bells loaded in here

7355
03:16:43,250 --> 03:16:43,940
right now.

7356
03:16:44,980 --> 03:16:45,620
Good stuff.

7357
03:16:46,420 --> 03:16:47,460
A little record turning at the

7358
03:16:47,460 --> 03:16:47,940
top.

7359
03:16:48,120 --> 03:16:49,060
And you can just call up any of

7360
03:16:49,060 --> 03:16:49,720
those songs.

7361
03:16:49,960 --> 03:16:50,960
Not to me, but it's not just a

7362
03:16:50,960 --> 03:16:51,940
jukebox program.

7363
03:16:52,340 --> 03:16:56,300
Maybe it's to get into it.

7364
03:16:57,300 --> 03:16:58,280
We have a jingle bells loaded

7365
03:16:58,280 --> 03:16:59,740
in here right now.

7366
03:17:01,740 --> 03:17:02,710
A little record turning at the

7367
03:17:02,710 --> 03:17:03,460
top.

7368
03:17:03,620 --> 03:17:04,580
And you can just call up any of

7369
03:17:04,580 --> 03:17:05,220
those songs.

7370
03:17:05,480 --> 03:17:06,460
Not to me, but it's not just a

7371
03:17:06,460 --> 03:17:07,440
jukebox program.

7372
03:17:07,720 --> 03:17:08,520
Let me show you what else we

7373
03:17:08,520 --> 03:17:09,740
can do to get out of this thing

7374
03:17:09,740 --> 03:17:10,870
and actually get into the

7375
03:17:10,870 --> 03:17:11,980
composition program.

7376
03:17:12,700 --> 03:17:14,150
I guess I have to hit F2 to

7377
03:17:14,150 --> 03:17:14,640
stop.

7378
03:17:14,920 --> 03:17:16,070
And get out of this particular

7379
03:17:16,070 --> 03:17:17,680
program and go into Composer.

7380
03:17:19,500 --> 03:17:19,240
And it's a pretty powerful

7381
03:17:19,240 --> 03:17:21,020
little program which lets you

7382
03:17:21,020 --> 03:17:22,370
do full music, visual

7383
03:17:22,370 --> 03:17:24,380
composition, lots of different

7384
03:17:24,380 --> 03:17:25,120
voices.

7385
03:17:25,280 --> 03:17:26,130
You can see everything that's

7386
03:17:26,130 --> 03:17:26,560
going on.

7387
03:17:26,600 --> 03:17:27,690
I'll show you in a minute a

7388
03:17:27,690 --> 03:17:29,050
particular song which I tried

7389
03:17:29,050 --> 03:17:30,420
to create, which is loaded in

7390
03:17:30,420 --> 03:17:31,980
here and which isn't too good.

7391
03:17:32,520 --> 03:17:33,360
But it's all right.

7392
03:17:33,860 --> 03:17:35,200
It shows you it is human and it

7393
03:17:35,200 --> 03:17:37,500
makes the same mistakes you do.

7394
03:17:37,980 --> 03:17:39,860
And there's a little piece of

7395
03:17:39,860 --> 03:17:42,280
music which we put in there.

7396
03:17:42,280 --> 03:17:44,310
And you can see the visual

7397
03:17:44,310 --> 03:17:46,500
composer on the screen.

7398
03:17:46,920 --> 03:17:48,240
Don't laugh at my music here.

7399
03:17:49,660 --> 03:17:51,040
This is Christmas music.

7400
03:17:51,300 --> 03:17:51,820
Keyboard on the left.

7401
03:17:52,060 --> 03:17:54,480
That was Stu's music attempt.

7402
03:17:54,720 --> 03:17:55,160
You put in there.

7403
03:17:57,220 --> 03:17:57,130
And you can see the visual

7404
03:17:57,130 --> 03:17:59,300
composer on the screen.

7405
03:17:59,820 --> 03:18:01,100
Don't laugh at my music here.

7406
03:18:02,560 --> 03:18:03,920
This is Christmas music.

7407
03:18:04,120 --> 03:18:05,080
Keyboard on the left.

7408
03:18:05,220 --> 03:18:07,140
All the notes you play.

7409
03:18:07,140 --> 03:18:07,880
You put them in there.

7410
03:18:07,960 --> 03:18:08,840
All the different voices and so

7411
03:18:08,840 --> 03:18:09,060
on.

7412
03:18:09,140 --> 03:18:09,560
Very nice.

7413
03:18:09,780 --> 03:18:10,630
Let's you do music on a PC for

7414
03:18:10,630 --> 03:18:11,500
$2.45.

7415
03:18:11,580 --> 03:18:12,440
One little last thing.

7416
03:18:12,660 --> 03:18:13,180
Very cheap.

7417
03:18:13,420 --> 03:18:13,980
$3.95.

7418
03:18:14,300 --> 03:18:15,280
If you're a CompuServe user and

7419
03:18:15,280 --> 03:18:16,530
you get lost on CompuServe and

7420
03:18:16,530 --> 03:18:17,530
you'd like to know where

7421
03:18:17,530 --> 03:18:18,400
everything is.

7422
03:18:18,600 --> 03:18:20,940
The final map of CompuServe.

7423
03:18:20,960 --> 03:18:22,890
Exactly where all the things

7424
03:18:22,890 --> 03:18:23,420
are.

7425
03:18:23,840 --> 03:18:24,340
And that's the end of that.

7426
03:18:24,340 --> 03:18:25,460
That's $3.95.

7427
03:18:25,740 --> 03:18:27,560
$3.95.

7428
03:18:28,760 --> 03:18:30,200
Now, yes, Virginia, there is a

7429
03:18:30,200 --> 03:18:31,780
Macintosh also.

7430
03:18:31,980 --> 03:18:33,030
And in just a minute, we'll be

7431
03:18:33,030 --> 03:18:34,360
back with lots of hot Christmas

7432
03:18:34,360 --> 03:18:35,570
gifts for the Mac user on your

7433
03:18:35,570 --> 03:18:36,080
list.

7434
03:18:36,080 --> 03:18:37,180
So stay with us.

7435
03:18:37,740 --> 03:18:39,000
It's a great energy in the

7436
03:18:39,000 --> 03:18:39,840
studio.

7437
03:18:40,220 --> 03:18:42,540
It feels good.

7438
03:18:42,620 --> 03:18:44,150
You know, and the music and

7439
03:18:44,150 --> 03:18:45,820
Wendy Woods looks class.

7440
03:18:45,880 --> 03:18:47,120
She's got these shades on.

7441
03:18:48,000 --> 03:18:49,740
And I think it's sort of a mullet.

7442
03:18:50,040 --> 03:18:50,900
What things are.

7443
03:18:51,300 --> 03:18:51,780
And that's the end of that.

7444
03:18:51,780 --> 03:18:52,940
That's $3.95.

7445
03:18:53,220 --> 03:18:55,060
$3.95.

7446
03:18:56,320 --> 03:18:58,150
Great, great laughter and mirth

7447
03:18:58,150 --> 03:18:59,860
and joviality.

7448
03:19:00,340 --> 03:19:01,520
Seasonal stuff, you know.

7449
03:19:01,860 --> 03:19:03,650
Yes, Virginia, there is a Macintosh

7450
03:19:03,650 --> 03:19:04,200
also.

7451
03:19:04,460 --> 03:19:05,350
And in just a minute, we'll be

7452
03:19:05,350 --> 03:19:06,570
back with lots of hot Christmas

7453
03:19:06,570 --> 03:19:07,340
gifts for them.

7454
03:19:07,420 --> 03:19:09,470
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa

7455
03:19:09,470 --> 03:19:10,100
Claus.

7456
03:19:10,780 --> 03:19:13,010
A rubbish film, I once had to

7457
03:19:13,010 --> 03:19:13,800
endure.

7458
03:19:14,160 --> 03:19:15,400
That was a reference to that

7459
03:19:15,400 --> 03:19:15,900
film.

7460
03:19:16,040 --> 03:19:17,260
Mac user is a Macintosh.

7461
03:19:17,260 --> 03:19:18,660
$3.95.

7462
03:19:20,000 --> 03:19:21,360
Now, yes, Virginia, there is a

7463
03:19:21,360 --> 03:19:23,000
Macintosh also.

7464
03:19:23,240 --> 03:19:24,260
And in just a minute, we'll be

7465
03:19:24,260 --> 03:19:25,620
back with lots of hot Christmas

7466
03:19:25,620 --> 03:19:26,850
gifts for the Mac user on your

7467
03:19:26,850 --> 03:19:27,340
list.

7468
03:19:27,440 --> 03:19:28,380
So stay with us.

7469
03:19:28,380 --> 03:19:40,360
Great.

7470
03:19:40,860 --> 03:19:41,980
And Schindler is back.

7471
03:19:42,000 --> 03:19:43,230
Joining us in the studio now is

7472
03:19:43,230 --> 03:19:44,600
our reporter, Wendy Woods.

7473
03:19:44,680 --> 03:19:45,540
And Wendy, also, of course,

7474
03:19:45,540 --> 03:19:46,680
editor-in-chief of Newsbytes.

7475
03:19:46,740 --> 03:19:49,530
Back again, Jan Lewis, Paul Schindler,

7476
03:19:49,530 --> 03:19:49,820
Gary.

7477
03:19:50,280 --> 03:19:50,980
Let's go to Jan.

7478
03:19:51,020 --> 03:19:51,820
Let's go to Jan directly.

7479
03:19:52,040 --> 03:19:52,200
Great.

7480
03:19:52,240 --> 03:19:53,160
We've got some real exciting

7481
03:19:53,160 --> 03:19:53,980
Macintosh products.

7482
03:19:54,440 --> 03:19:56,070
What's this little yoke that

7483
03:19:56,070 --> 03:19:56,920
Stu has?

7484
03:19:57,760 --> 03:20:00,100
It looks like a miniature

7485
03:20:00,100 --> 03:20:01,600
baseball game or something.

7486
03:20:02,580 --> 03:20:03,480
That looks like a baseball

7487
03:20:03,480 --> 03:20:04,200
field.

7488
03:20:06,620 --> 03:20:07,250
I wonder how that's going to

7489
03:20:07,250 --> 03:20:08,640
play out.

7490
03:20:08,980 --> 03:20:09,280
Christmas.

7491
03:20:09,560 --> 03:20:10,480
First one I want to show you is

7492
03:20:10,480 --> 03:20:11,560
called Mac Recorder.

7493
03:20:11,820 --> 03:20:13,540
It's a real simple device.

7494
03:20:14,180 --> 03:20:15,780
It plugs right into the Macintosh.

7495
03:20:16,020 --> 03:20:17,040
And what it does is it allows

7496
03:20:17,040 --> 03:20:17,820
you to record.

7497
03:20:17,920 --> 03:20:18,800
It's got a built-in mic.

7498
03:20:18,880 --> 03:20:20,410
It's got a space for a mic or a

7499
03:20:20,410 --> 03:20:21,560
space for a line.

7500
03:20:21,620 --> 03:20:22,570
You can go directly from your

7501
03:20:22,570 --> 03:20:23,340
stereo, let's say.

7502
03:20:24,160 --> 03:20:25,000
You record...

7503
03:20:25,000 --> 03:20:25,620
19!

7504
03:20:27,140 --> 03:20:29,540
Variant of Concern.

7505
03:20:30,440 --> 03:20:33,180
Thank you very much, Ryan McDyer.

7506
03:20:33,880 --> 03:20:34,340
The only thing that's different

7507
03:20:34,340 --> 03:20:35,340
is the price of the food.

7508
03:20:36,260 --> 03:20:36,860
Very kind of idea.

7509
03:20:36,860 --> 03:20:37,440
Whatever you want.

7510
03:20:37,720 --> 03:20:38,400
You then bring it into the

7511
03:20:38,400 --> 03:20:38,940
computer.

7512
03:20:39,260 --> 03:20:40,120
You can play it back.

7513
03:20:40,160 --> 03:20:41,360
Or you can apply a variety of

7514
03:20:41,360 --> 03:20:42,830
different special effects to it

7515
03:20:42,830 --> 03:20:43,760
and play it back.

7516
03:20:44,300 --> 03:20:46,280
So it's tremendously fun.

7517
03:20:46,340 --> 03:20:47,310
I've done a lot of things just

7518
03:20:47,310 --> 03:20:48,660
recording off of TV, let's say.

7519
03:20:48,660 --> 03:20:49,640
An audio recorder.

7520
03:20:49,760 --> 03:20:50,660
It's audio recording.

7521
03:20:50,900 --> 03:20:51,860
It digitizes it.

7522
03:20:51,860 --> 03:20:52,100
Okay.

7523
03:20:52,300 --> 03:20:53,220
And gets it into the Macintosh.

7524
03:20:53,260 --> 03:20:54,000
It's a lot of fun.

7525
03:20:54,280 --> 03:20:55,100
But it's Mac Recorder.

7526
03:20:55,280 --> 03:20:56,800
It's from Farallon Software.

7527
03:20:56,960 --> 03:20:57,220
How much?

7528
03:20:57,220 --> 03:20:58,860
Look at the style on Woods.

7529
03:20:59,620 --> 03:21:01,400
And I wonder if she's going to

7530
03:21:01,400 --> 03:21:02,500
bring it.

7531
03:21:02,800 --> 03:21:04,660
Like, Jan is the Powerball.

7532
03:21:06,420 --> 03:21:08,160
I'd say you would be a little

7533
03:21:08,160 --> 03:21:09,840
bit worried if you had to be

7534
03:21:09,840 --> 03:21:11,760
the sec to follow that act.

7535
03:21:11,760 --> 03:21:12,700
And gets it into the Macintosh.

7536
03:21:12,740 --> 03:21:13,480
It's a lot of fun.

7537
03:21:13,820 --> 03:21:14,580
But it's Mac Recorder.

7538
03:21:14,760 --> 03:21:16,040
We've seen Schindler on the

7539
03:21:16,040 --> 03:21:17,760
rocks a little bit earlier on.

7540
03:21:17,840 --> 03:21:19,220
It's from Farallon Software.

7541
03:21:19,340 --> 03:21:19,680
How much?

7542
03:21:19,820 --> 03:21:21,140
And it's $199.

7543
03:21:21,900 --> 03:21:22,820
Real fun product.

7544
03:21:23,640 --> 03:21:24,320
Another one we want to talk

7545
03:21:24,320 --> 03:21:26,380
about is called Hyper Animator.

7546
03:21:26,600 --> 03:21:27,590
And this thing will blow you

7547
03:21:27,590 --> 03:21:27,980
away.

7548
03:21:28,620 --> 03:21:30,020
What this does, basically, is,

7549
03:21:30,020 --> 03:21:31,920
let's say, it'll take pictures

7550
03:21:31,920 --> 03:21:33,560
of your face, let's say,

7551
03:21:33,640 --> 03:21:35,630
9, 30 different frames of your

7552
03:21:35,630 --> 03:21:37,370
face, put it in there, and then

7553
03:21:37,370 --> 03:21:38,600
apply speech to it.

7554
03:21:38,860 --> 03:21:40,000
And using the frames from your

7555
03:21:40,000 --> 03:21:41,440
face will actually make it look

7556
03:21:41,440 --> 03:21:43,120
like you're doing the talking.

7557
03:21:43,140 --> 03:21:43,480
It's great.

7558
03:21:43,740 --> 03:21:44,820
Sounds haunting.

7559
03:21:45,060 --> 03:21:46,120
We did this at Macworld, by the

7560
03:21:46,120 --> 03:21:46,440
way.

7561
03:21:46,460 --> 03:21:46,680
Did we?

7562
03:21:46,680 --> 03:21:46,860
Yeah.

7563
03:21:46,860 --> 03:21:47,360
So it was wonderful.

7564
03:21:47,480 --> 03:21:48,580
This is a wonderful product.

7565
03:21:48,580 --> 03:21:49,790
Your own Mac's headroom, as it

7566
03:21:49,790 --> 03:21:50,160
were.

7567
03:21:50,200 --> 03:21:50,840
That's right.

7568
03:21:52,960 --> 03:21:53,680
Wonderful product.

7569
03:21:53,740 --> 03:21:54,890
Your own Mac's headroom, as it

7570
03:21:54,890 --> 03:21:55,260
were.

7571
03:21:55,280 --> 03:21:56,000
That's right.

7572
03:21:58,060 --> 03:21:58,000
Then we've got a HyperCard

7573
03:21:58,000 --> 03:22:00,380
program here, a series called

7574
03:22:00,380 --> 03:22:01,940
Amanda Stories.

7575
03:22:02,480 --> 03:22:04,140
This series features a couple

7576
03:22:04,140 --> 03:22:06,490
of main characters, one of them

7577
03:22:06,490 --> 03:22:08,500
being a camel, called Your

7578
03:22:08,500 --> 03:22:09,320
Faithful

7579
03:22:09,320 --> 03:22:09,740
Camel.

7580
03:22:09,960 --> 03:22:11,160
And this one, I thought, was

7581
03:22:11,160 --> 03:22:12,690
particularly appropriate for

7582
03:22:12,690 --> 03:22:13,900
the Christmas show.

7583
03:22:13,900 --> 03:22:15,160
What you have here is your

7584
03:22:15,160 --> 03:22:16,780
camel on a flying carpet, which

7585
03:22:16,780 --> 03:22:18,260
comes from another one of the

7586
03:22:18,260 --> 03:22:19,970
series, doing various things at

7587
03:22:19,970 --> 03:22:20,920
the North Pole.

7588
03:22:20,920 --> 03:22:22,280
And we're going to see, let's

7589
03:22:22,280 --> 03:22:23,320
say he's going to open a

7590
03:22:23,320 --> 03:22:24,020
suitcase.

7591
03:22:24,020 --> 03:22:24,940
What's in here?

7592
03:22:24,940 --> 03:22:26,070
Well, there seems to be some

7593
03:22:26,070 --> 03:22:27,180
sort of garment in here.

7594
03:22:27,180 --> 03:22:28,360
And sure enough, it's a parka.

7595
03:22:28,360 --> 03:22:29,190
Is this sort of a kid's

7596
03:22:29,190 --> 03:22:30,680
adventure game under HyperCard?

7597
03:22:30,680 --> 03:22:31,680
This is, yes.

7598
03:22:31,680 --> 03:22:32,900
It's designed for anybody from

7599
03:22:32,900 --> 03:22:33,560
three and up.

7600
03:22:33,560 --> 03:22:34,420
And theoretically, it's for

7601
03:22:34,420 --> 03:22:34,640
kids.

7602
03:22:34,640 --> 03:22:35,550
But I know an awful lot of

7603
03:22:35,550 --> 03:22:36,850
adults who enjoy playing games,

7604
03:22:36,850 --> 03:22:38,140
including myself, as a matter

7605
03:22:38,140 --> 03:22:38,420
of

7606
03:22:38,420 --> 03:22:39,020
fact.

7607
03:22:39,020 --> 03:22:39,900
And you actually go through a

7608
03:22:39,900 --> 03:22:40,680
series of adventures.

7609
03:22:40,680 --> 03:22:41,680
There are multiple paths here.

7610
03:22:41,680 --> 03:22:42,680
Let's take a look.

7611
03:22:42,680 --> 03:22:43,680
This one is beckoning us.

7612
03:22:43,680 --> 03:22:45,360
Aha, we've got polar bear here.

7613
03:22:45,360 --> 03:22:46,780
And look at the little baby

7614
03:22:46,780 --> 03:22:47,940
polar bear waves.

7615
03:22:47,940 --> 03:22:49,830
And let's see what we've got

7616
03:22:49,830 --> 03:22:50,780
down here.

7617
03:22:50,780 --> 03:22:51,680
It's eating you, I guess.

7618
03:22:51,680 --> 03:22:54,160
Given the alternatives, yes, I'd

7619
03:22:54,160 --> 03:22:55,680
like to be waved at.

7620
03:22:55,680 --> 03:22:56,390
Let's see what we've got in

7621
03:22:56,390 --> 03:22:56,680
here.

7622
03:22:56,680 --> 03:22:58,060
Ah, they have a little game

7623
03:22:58,060 --> 03:22:58,520
here.

7624
03:22:58,520 --> 03:22:59,470
So the camels and the polar

7625
03:22:59,470 --> 03:23:00,270
bear are playing a game

7626
03:23:00,270 --> 03:23:00,780
together.

7627
03:23:00,780 --> 03:23:02,460
And what happens here is you

7628
03:23:02,460 --> 03:23:04,380
actually go through different

7629
03:23:04,380 --> 03:23:05,400
adventures.

7630
03:23:05,400 --> 03:23:07,400
Here they're on an iceberg.

7631
03:23:07,400 --> 03:23:08,480
Let's see what else they can

7632
03:23:08,480 --> 03:23:09,160
get to do here.

7633
03:23:09,160 --> 03:23:10,160
Aha, they see something.

7634
03:23:10,160 --> 03:23:11,160
Let's see what it is.

7635
03:23:11,160 --> 03:23:13,160
She overshot it on this one.

7636
03:23:13,160 --> 03:23:14,680
Jan, she should have wrapped

7637
03:23:14,680 --> 03:23:16,420
that one up earlier because it's

7638
03:23:16,420 --> 03:23:17,460
going on too long.

7639
03:23:17,460 --> 03:23:19,940
And it's ruining her run, which

7640
03:23:19,940 --> 03:23:22,030
up until this point had been

7641
03:23:22,030 --> 03:23:22,720
solid.

7642
03:23:22,720 --> 03:23:24,830
The pace, it was just a flow of

7643
03:23:24,830 --> 03:23:27,030
pace, like turning on a tap and

7644
03:23:27,030 --> 03:23:28,500
pace coming out.

7645
03:23:28,500 --> 03:23:29,500
You click right on it.

7646
03:23:29,500 --> 03:23:31,800
Uh-oh, it looks like a shark.

7647
03:23:31,800 --> 03:23:34,470
And it's the water waves, et

7648
03:23:34,470 --> 03:23:35,540
cetera.

7649
03:23:35,540 --> 03:23:36,060
Let's see what else.

7650
03:23:36,060 --> 03:23:38,870
Let's see what else these guys

7651
03:23:38,870 --> 03:23:39,820
can do.

7652
03:23:39,820 --> 03:23:40,820
Great, great maneuver.

7653
03:23:40,820 --> 03:23:43,280
And this is called a man under

7654
03:23:43,280 --> 03:23:45,600
fire, under pressure.

7655
03:23:45,600 --> 03:23:46,940
Is it there?

7656
03:23:46,940 --> 03:23:47,460
No.

7657
03:23:47,460 --> 03:23:48,660
Where is it?

7658
03:23:48,660 --> 03:23:49,320
Is it over?

7659
03:23:49,320 --> 03:23:49,820
No.

7660
03:23:49,820 --> 03:23:51,240
There it is there.

7661
03:23:51,240 --> 03:23:52,180
And it's hard.

7662
03:23:52,180 --> 03:23:53,840
And even Woods has to look over.

7663
03:23:53,840 --> 03:23:55,850
Woods has just looked over as

7664
03:23:55,850 --> 03:23:57,340
if to say, are you OK?

7665
03:23:57,340 --> 03:23:58,880
Is everything OK?

7666
03:23:58,880 --> 03:24:01,070
Because there's that dead air

7667
03:24:01,070 --> 03:24:03,180
and a bit of floundering.

7668
03:24:03,180 --> 03:24:05,710
And then Woods looks over to

7669
03:24:05,710 --> 03:24:08,620
see what the hell is going on.

7670
03:24:08,620 --> 03:24:10,460
But Jan finds the key and is

7671
03:24:10,460 --> 03:24:11,960
back in business.

7672
03:24:12,700 --> 03:24:13,440
OK.

7673
03:24:13,440 --> 03:24:15,000
This is called Amanda Stories.

7674
03:24:15,000 --> 03:24:16,000
Yeah.

7675
03:24:16,000 --> 03:24:17,310
Amanda Stories is the name of

7676
03:24:17,310 --> 03:24:18,000
the series.

7677
03:24:18,000 --> 03:24:19,260
It runs under HyperCard.

7678
03:24:19,260 --> 03:24:20,260
It runs under HyperCard.

7679
03:24:20,260 --> 03:24:21,860
It has a variety of different

7680
03:24:21,860 --> 03:24:22,440
paths.

7681
03:24:22,440 --> 03:24:24,010
Anybody can use it, as you can

7682
03:24:24,010 --> 03:24:24,440
see.

7683
03:24:24,440 --> 03:24:25,410
It has a variety of different

7684
03:24:25,410 --> 03:24:25,780
paths.

7685
03:24:25,780 --> 03:24:26,470
You can actually-- we went

7686
03:24:26,470 --> 03:24:27,000
along one path.

7687
03:24:27,000 --> 03:24:28,000
We saw one line of stories.

7688
03:24:28,000 --> 03:24:29,240
But by clicking on different

7689
03:24:29,240 --> 03:24:30,770
spots, you actually see the camels

7690
03:24:30,770 --> 03:24:32,260
go in different directions.

7691
03:24:32,260 --> 03:24:33,140
It's a kind of creative

7692
03:24:33,140 --> 03:24:34,260
adventure game for kids.

7693
03:24:34,260 --> 03:24:34,760
Yeah.

7694
03:24:34,760 --> 03:24:35,260
Exactly.

7695
03:24:35,260 --> 03:24:35,830
You see the camels go in

7696
03:24:35,830 --> 03:24:36,560
different directions.

7697
03:24:36,560 --> 03:24:37,560
Exactly.

7698
03:24:37,560 --> 03:24:38,280
Wendy, what are your favorite

7699
03:24:38,280 --> 03:24:38,560
picks?

7700
03:24:38,560 --> 03:24:40,110
Well, actually, these are-- I

7701
03:24:40,110 --> 03:24:41,610
have three gifts in three price

7702
03:24:41,610 --> 03:24:42,260
ranges.

7703
03:24:42,260 --> 03:24:42,760
OK.

7704
03:24:42,760 --> 03:24:43,870
The first is for Macintosh

7705
03:24:43,870 --> 03:24:44,790
users or IBM users, I

7706
03:24:44,790 --> 03:24:45,560
understand.

7707
03:24:45,560 --> 03:24:46,560
It's stylish.

7708
03:24:46,560 --> 03:24:47,880
This is a great desk accessory

7709
03:24:47,880 --> 03:24:49,040
and the kind of thing that I

7710
03:24:49,040 --> 03:24:50,400
was hoping I could find when I

7711
03:24:50,400 --> 03:24:50,720
first

7712
03:24:50,720 --> 03:24:52,200
got my computer in 1983,

7713
03:24:52,200 --> 03:24:53,310
because I have a lot of text

7714
03:24:53,310 --> 03:24:54,430
files that I have to search

7715
03:24:54,430 --> 03:24:55,060
through.

7716
03:24:55,060 --> 03:24:56,660
Gofer is a desk accessory for

7717
03:24:56,660 --> 03:24:58,200
the Macintosh, which will

7718
03:24:58,200 --> 03:24:59,940
search through any kind of word

7719
03:24:59,940 --> 03:25:01,990
processing file, whether it's

7720
03:25:01,990 --> 03:25:03,560
formatted or just ASCII.

7721
03:25:03,560 --> 03:25:05,050
And it will associate words you

7722
03:25:05,050 --> 03:25:06,380
can say within two or three

7723
03:25:06,380 --> 03:25:07,800
lines, these two words, find

7724
03:25:07,800 --> 03:25:08,860
these two words.

7725
03:25:08,860 --> 03:25:10,710
It'll allow you to cut and

7726
03:25:10,710 --> 03:25:12,860
paste from what it finds to any

7727
03:25:12,860 --> 03:25:14,360
other document.

7728
03:25:14,360 --> 03:25:15,760
You can do it online, et cetera.

7729
03:25:15,760 --> 03:25:16,780
So the bit is when you can't

7730
03:25:16,780 --> 03:25:17,560
find something--

7731
03:25:17,560 --> 03:25:19,070
When you can't find something,

7732
03:25:19,070 --> 03:25:20,530
this will go through either the

7733
03:25:20,530 --> 03:25:21,920
whole disk or a series of files

7734
03:25:21,920 --> 03:25:23,160
or folders or whatever you

7735
03:25:23,160 --> 03:25:23,860
specify.

7736
03:25:23,860 --> 03:25:24,910
I use this, by the way, and it

7737
03:25:24,910 --> 03:25:25,970
has really saved me on a number

7738
03:25:25,970 --> 03:25:26,660
of occasions.

7739
03:25:26,660 --> 03:25:27,160
Me too.

7740
03:25:27,160 --> 03:25:28,160
It's a wonderful Macintosh.

7741
03:25:28,160 --> 03:25:28,660
I hear.

7742
03:25:28,660 --> 03:25:29,160
It's great.

7743
03:25:29,160 --> 03:25:30,230
It's the best on the market for

7744
03:25:30,230 --> 03:25:31,360
text retrieval, I think.

7745
03:25:31,360 --> 03:25:32,360
Yeah.

7746
03:25:32,360 --> 03:25:33,840
And then there's the medium

7747
03:25:33,840 --> 03:25:35,360
price-- this is $80.00.

7748
03:25:35,360 --> 03:25:36,360
OK.

7749
03:25:36,360 --> 03:25:37,380
This is the medium price gift

7750
03:25:37,380 --> 03:25:38,460
for the Macintosh user called

7751
03:25:38,460 --> 03:25:38,860
the Mac--

7752
03:25:38,860 --> 03:25:39,860
Another Bible.

7753
03:25:39,860 --> 03:25:40,860
Or it's a Macintosh Bible.

7754
03:25:40,860 --> 03:25:42,610
Macintosh Bible, which is

7755
03:25:42,610 --> 03:25:44,360
definitely-- I keep it by my

7756
03:25:44,360 --> 03:25:46,430
computer, because it's got all

7757
03:25:46,430 --> 03:25:48,360
the tips, tricks, and shortcuts

7758
03:25:48,360 --> 03:25:50,860
that you need to navigate a Macintosh,

7759
03:25:50,860 --> 03:25:52,280
which you'd have to search

7760
03:25:52,280 --> 03:25:53,360
through manuals,

7761
03:25:53,360 --> 03:25:56,160
which is ad infinitum to find.

7762
03:25:56,160 --> 03:25:58,310
This is $28.00 published by

7763
03:25:58,310 --> 03:25:59,660
Goldstein and Blair.

7764
03:25:59,660 --> 03:26:01,340
It's now in its second edition

7765
03:26:01,340 --> 03:26:02,160
printing.

7766
03:26:02,160 --> 03:26:03,160
The ultimate Mac manual.

7767
03:26:03,160 --> 03:26:04,160
The ultimate.

7768
03:26:04,160 --> 03:26:05,950
You can either get it from them--

7769
03:26:05,950 --> 03:26:07,560
they're in Berkeley-- or you

7770
03:26:07,560 --> 03:26:09,160
can get it in many of the local

7771
03:26:09,160 --> 03:26:10,160
bookstores.

7772
03:26:10,160 --> 03:26:12,010
And finally, if you're on a

7773
03:26:12,010 --> 03:26:13,860
budget-- but you're not on a

7774
03:26:13,860 --> 03:26:15,790
diet-- this is the Chocolate

7775
03:26:15,790 --> 03:26:16,460
Bite.

7776
03:26:16,460 --> 03:26:17,460
Lovely topiology.

7777
03:26:17,460 --> 03:26:19,840
It's two 3 1/2 inch diskettes,

7778
03:26:19,840 --> 03:26:21,940
which are made of 100% milk

7779
03:26:21,940 --> 03:26:22,960
chocolate.

7780
03:26:22,960 --> 03:26:24,650
And it's easy to install, just

7781
03:26:24,650 --> 03:26:25,460
open mouth.

7782
03:26:25,460 --> 03:26:27,470
I wish everything was that easy

7783
03:26:27,470 --> 03:26:28,460
to install.

7784
03:26:28,460 --> 03:26:34,120
And you know, it shows the way

7785
03:26:34,120 --> 03:26:38,260
the world is going.

7786
03:26:38,260 --> 03:26:39,420
Last year was a 5 1/4 inch

7787
03:26:39,420 --> 03:26:40,260
chocolate, right?

7788
03:26:40,260 --> 03:26:41,570
And now it's a 3 1/2 inch

7789
03:26:41,570 --> 03:26:42,260
chocolate.

7790
03:26:42,260 --> 03:26:44,150
I wish everything was that easy

7791
03:26:44,150 --> 03:26:45,060
to install.

7792
03:26:45,060 --> 03:26:46,410
I wish everything was that easy

7793
03:26:46,410 --> 03:26:47,060
to install.

7794
03:26:47,060 --> 03:26:48,410
I wish everything was that easy

7795
03:26:48,410 --> 03:26:49,060
to install.

7796
03:26:49,060 --> 03:26:50,250
I wish everything was that easy

7797
03:26:50,250 --> 03:26:50,860
to install.

7798
03:26:50,860 --> 03:26:51,500
Chocolate ball, what do you

7799
03:26:51,500 --> 03:26:51,860
have for us?

7800
03:26:51,860 --> 03:26:52,860
Denser.

7801
03:26:52,860 --> 03:26:55,030
Well, I've got Crystal Quest,

7802
03:26:55,030 --> 03:26:56,980
which I am telling you is-- now

7803
03:26:56,980 --> 03:26:57,860
I know you might just be--

7804
03:26:57,860 --> 03:26:59,860
Crystal Quest is after you.

7805
03:26:59,860 --> 03:27:02,030
Well, I've got Crystal Quest,

7806
03:27:02,030 --> 03:27:04,220
which I am telling you is-- now

7807
03:27:04,220 --> 03:27:06,860
I know-- Crystal Quest.

7808
03:27:06,860 --> 03:27:08,330
I like the way he says Crystal

7809
03:27:08,330 --> 03:27:08,860
Quest.

7810
03:27:08,860 --> 03:27:10,860
Now you might just be-- well, I--

7811
03:27:10,860 --> 03:27:13,860
Just put that one in.

7812
03:27:13,860 --> 03:27:14,500
I've got--

7813
03:27:14,500 --> 03:27:21,200
Crystal Quest, which I am

7814
03:27:21,200 --> 03:27:24,440
telling you-- small disk drives,

7815
03:27:24,440 --> 03:27:26,310
hard disk drives, small floppy

7816
03:27:26,310 --> 03:27:27,980
disk drives, little itty-bitty

7817
03:27:27,980 --> 03:27:29,300
CD-ROMs, things like-- Crystal

7818
03:27:29,300 --> 03:27:29,300
Quest.

7819
03:27:29,300 --> 03:27:30,300
Crystal Quest.

7820
03:27:30,300 --> 03:27:31,300
Crystal Quest.

7821
03:27:31,300 --> 03:27:32,300
Crystal Quest.

7822
03:27:32,300 --> 03:27:33,300
Crystal Quest.

7823
03:27:33,300 --> 03:27:34,300
Crystal Quest.

7824
03:27:34,300 --> 03:27:35,300
Crystal Quest.

7825
03:27:35,300 --> 03:27:36,620
Crystal Quest, which I am

7826
03:27:36,620 --> 03:27:38,420
telling you is-- now I know you

7827
03:27:38,420 --> 03:27:39,620
might dispute me on this-- one

7828
03:27:39,620 --> 03:27:40,880
of the most addictive and

7829
03:27:40,880 --> 03:27:42,560
interesting games now available

7830
03:27:42,560 --> 03:27:43,300
on the Mac.

7831
03:27:43,300 --> 03:27:45,610
My seven-year-old daughter, Marlo,

7832
03:27:45,610 --> 03:27:47,550
is absolutely mad about Crystal

7833
03:27:47,550 --> 03:27:48,100
Quest.

7834
03:27:48,100 --> 03:27:49,100
Show us again.

7835
03:27:49,100 --> 03:27:50,100
And she really likes it.

7836
03:27:50,100 --> 03:27:51,670
So very humorous instructions,

7837
03:27:51,670 --> 03:27:53,010
which we haven't got the time

7838
03:27:53,010 --> 03:27:54,100
to go through here.

7839
03:27:54,100 --> 03:27:55,540
I've been playing it all week,

7840
03:27:55,540 --> 03:27:56,940
trying to get good enough at it

7841
03:27:56,940 --> 03:27:58,400
to actually show you how things

7842
03:27:58,400 --> 03:27:59,100
work on it.

7843
03:27:59,100 --> 03:28:00,100
Crystal Quest.

7844
03:28:00,100 --> 03:28:01,300
It's-- the mouse control is

7845
03:28:01,300 --> 03:28:02,100
very curious.

7846
03:28:02,100 --> 03:28:04,330
It-- I just blew myself up

7847
03:28:04,330 --> 03:28:05,100
there.

7848
03:28:05,100 --> 03:28:06,100
What are you doing?

7849
03:28:06,100 --> 03:28:07,100
What's the game about?

7850
03:28:07,100 --> 03:28:08,950
The game is you're-- you're

7851
03:28:08,950 --> 03:28:10,940
consuming all of these power

7852
03:28:10,940 --> 03:28:11,900
crystals.

7853
03:28:11,900 --> 03:28:13,020
And in fact, if you can catch

7854
03:28:13,020 --> 03:28:14,330
up with that diamond there, it's

7855
03:28:14,330 --> 03:28:15,370
worth tens of thousands of

7856
03:28:15,370 --> 03:28:15,900
points.

7857
03:28:15,900 --> 03:28:17,260
It's your basic, you know,

7858
03:28:17,260 --> 03:28:18,860
shooting-- shooting things,

7859
03:28:18,860 --> 03:28:20,420
eating things, and then going

7860
03:28:20,420 --> 03:28:21,900
out the hole at the bottom.

7861
03:28:21,900 --> 03:28:23,690
Except that, of course, I just

7862
03:28:23,690 --> 03:28:24,900
wiped myself out.

7863
03:28:24,900 --> 03:28:25,900
You've got to be a kid, Paul.

7864
03:28:25,900 --> 03:28:27,330
You've got to be a kid to play

7865
03:28:27,330 --> 03:28:27,700
it.

7866
03:28:27,700 --> 03:28:28,700
Tremendous game.

7867
03:28:28,700 --> 03:28:30,700
Crystal Quest, $80 for the Macintosh.

7868
03:28:30,700 --> 03:28:31,200
Okay.

7869
03:28:31,200 --> 03:28:31,700
Gary, your turn.

7870
03:28:31,700 --> 03:28:32,700
This is similar to Amanda's--

7871
03:28:32,700 --> 03:28:33,700
$80.

7872
03:28:33,700 --> 03:28:35,700
--game that Jan showed us.

7873
03:28:35,700 --> 03:28:37,690
It's called The Manhole from--

7874
03:28:37,690 --> 03:28:38,700
well, this is Mediagenics.

7875
03:28:38,700 --> 03:28:40,240
Also, Activision is a vision of

7876
03:28:40,240 --> 03:28:40,700
that.

7877
03:28:40,700 --> 03:28:41,930
And it says here on the back,

7878
03:28:41,930 --> 03:28:43,110
it's where Alice would go if

7879
03:28:43,110 --> 03:28:44,700
the white rabbit had Hypercard.

7880
03:28:44,700 --> 03:28:46,500
So it's a Hypercard game.

7881
03:28:46,500 --> 03:28:47,750
And the same sort of idea is

7882
03:28:47,750 --> 03:28:49,060
you click on objects and you

7883
03:28:49,060 --> 03:28:49,900
can explore.

7884
03:28:49,900 --> 03:28:50,780
And it looks like a very, very

7885
03:28:50,780 --> 03:28:51,500
interesting game.

7886
03:28:51,500 --> 03:28:53,500
Getting off the Macintosh--

7887
03:28:53,500 --> 03:28:54,700
So once again, using Hypercard

7888
03:28:54,700 --> 03:28:55,770
for really an interesting,

7889
03:28:55,770 --> 03:28:56,500
creative game.

7890
03:28:56,500 --> 03:28:57,500
Exactly.

7891
03:28:57,500 --> 03:28:58,500
Okay, what is this?

7892
03:28:58,500 --> 03:28:59,900
This is for all the people that

7893
03:28:59,900 --> 03:29:00,500
like kids--

7894
03:29:00,500 --> 03:29:01,500
Like you?

7895
03:29:01,500 --> 03:29:03,320
The kids and the grown-up kids

7896
03:29:03,320 --> 03:29:04,500
that like to play--

7897
03:29:04,500 --> 03:29:05,500
Tell the truth.

7898
03:29:05,500 --> 03:29:06,500
This is yours, Gary, okay?

7899
03:29:06,500 --> 03:29:07,500
Not your son's.

7900
03:29:07,500 --> 03:29:08,500
Flight simulation games.

7901
03:29:08,500 --> 03:29:09,430
And it's substitutes to the

7902
03:29:09,430 --> 03:29:10,500
joystick of the keyboard.

7903
03:29:10,500 --> 03:29:12,500
It gives you throttle control.

7904
03:29:12,500 --> 03:29:13,500
Oh, yeah.

7905
03:29:13,500 --> 03:29:14,900
Back and forth and so forth.

7906
03:29:14,900 --> 03:29:16,070
And you can shoot them up with

7907
03:29:16,070 --> 03:29:16,900
buttons and so forth.

7908
03:29:16,900 --> 03:29:18,300
And this is called the Macs.

7909
03:29:18,300 --> 03:29:19,480
So a nice little accessory for

7910
03:29:19,480 --> 03:29:20,720
the flight simulator people in

7911
03:29:20,720 --> 03:29:21,300
the world.

7912
03:29:21,300 --> 03:29:23,300
Okay, my turn.

7913
03:29:23,300 --> 03:29:24,020
Well, I've got three little

7914
03:29:24,020 --> 03:29:24,900
goodies here I want to show you.

7915
03:29:24,900 --> 03:29:26,070
First of all, this is brand new

7916
03:29:26,070 --> 03:29:27,300
and a lovely little machine.

7917
03:29:27,300 --> 03:29:28,670
If you really like little

7918
03:29:28,670 --> 03:29:29,300
laptops--

7919
03:29:29,300 --> 03:29:30,300
Oh, great.

7920
03:29:30,300 --> 03:29:32,300
So he's going to do the reveal.

7921
03:29:32,300 --> 03:29:35,300
Four pounds, the NEC Ultralight.

7922
03:29:35,300 --> 03:29:36,300
Wow.

7923
03:29:36,300 --> 03:29:37,300
A gorgeous little machine.

7924
03:29:37,300 --> 03:29:38,350
About one-- it's about-- we

7925
03:29:38,350 --> 03:29:39,000
talked about DynaBook at one

7926
03:29:39,000 --> 03:29:39,300
point.

7927
03:29:39,300 --> 03:29:40,300
Another show.

7928
03:29:40,300 --> 03:29:41,300
This is something like that.

7929
03:29:41,300 --> 03:29:42,300
About 8 1/2 by 11.

7930
03:29:42,300 --> 03:29:43,300
Very small computer.

7931
03:29:43,300 --> 03:29:44,490
No disk drive, but it comes

7932
03:29:44,490 --> 03:29:45,830
with two megabytes you can get

7933
03:29:45,830 --> 03:29:46,700
in here of a static RAM.

7934
03:29:46,700 --> 03:29:47,700
Hmm.

7935
03:29:47,700 --> 03:29:48,360
So you can load everything in

7936
03:29:48,360 --> 03:29:49,000
here and never really worry

7937
03:29:49,000 --> 03:29:49,700
about the disk drive.

7938
03:29:49,700 --> 03:29:50,780
And, of course, it reduces your

7939
03:29:50,780 --> 03:29:51,700
battery drain and so on.

7940
03:29:51,700 --> 03:29:52,700
Rechargeable batteries.

7941
03:29:52,700 --> 03:29:53,700
Very nice little machine.

7942
03:29:53,700 --> 03:29:54,700
Four pound laptop.

7943
03:29:54,700 --> 03:29:55,700
It does everything.

7944
03:29:55,700 --> 03:29:56,700
Hmm.

7945
03:29:56,700 --> 03:29:57,920
Now, if you're more into games

7946
03:29:57,920 --> 03:29:59,100
and toys, this is kind of--

7947
03:29:59,100 --> 03:30:00,100
Here we are.

7948
03:30:00,100 --> 03:30:00,970
This is what we've been waiting

7949
03:30:00,970 --> 03:30:01,100
for.

7950
03:30:01,100 --> 03:30:03,020
I don't know how this is a

7951
03:30:03,020 --> 03:30:05,100
computer-based game.

7952
03:30:05,100 --> 03:30:06,500
This is called talking baseball.

7953
03:30:06,500 --> 03:30:07,500
This is called talking baseball.

7954
03:30:07,500 --> 03:30:09,520
Very clever little computer and

7955
03:30:09,520 --> 03:30:11,500
speech synthesizer in here.

7956
03:30:11,500 --> 03:30:13,320
And announcer does play-by-play

7957
03:30:13,320 --> 03:30:14,500
of the whole game.

7958
03:30:14,500 --> 03:30:15,380
And, of course, it varies

7959
03:30:15,380 --> 03:30:16,500
depending on the two players.

7960
03:30:16,500 --> 03:30:17,160
So we just turn this little

7961
03:30:17,160 --> 03:30:17,500
thing on.

7962
03:30:17,500 --> 03:30:18,900
The cheering crowd.

7963
03:30:18,900 --> 03:30:19,900
Our brothers baseball.

7964
03:30:19,900 --> 03:30:20,900
It's the national team standing--

7965
03:30:20,900 --> 03:30:22,900
The Mel Allen of this.

7966
03:30:22,900 --> 03:30:26,300
Anyhow, you go on and you--

7967
03:30:26,300 --> 03:30:27,300
The cheering crowd.

7968
03:30:27,300 --> 03:30:28,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7969
03:30:28,300 --> 03:30:30,300
It's the national team standing--

7970
03:30:30,300 --> 03:30:31,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7971
03:30:31,300 --> 03:30:32,300
It's the national team standing--

7972
03:30:32,300 --> 03:30:33,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7973
03:30:33,300 --> 03:30:35,300
It's the national team standing--

7974
03:30:35,300 --> 03:30:36,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7975
03:30:36,300 --> 03:30:38,300
It's the national team standing--

7976
03:30:38,300 --> 03:30:40,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7977
03:30:40,300 --> 03:30:42,300
It's the national team standing--

7978
03:30:42,300 --> 03:30:44,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7979
03:30:44,300 --> 03:30:45,300
It's the national team standing--

7980
03:30:45,300 --> 03:30:46,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7981
03:30:46,300 --> 03:30:47,300
It's the national team standing--

7982
03:30:47,300 --> 03:30:49,300
The Mel Allen of this.

7983
03:30:49,300 --> 03:30:52,700
The Mel Allen of this.

7984
03:30:52,700 --> 03:30:53,900
Anyhow, you go on and you--

7985
03:30:53,900 --> 03:30:54,950
This guy's the pitcher and this

7986
03:30:54,950 --> 03:30:55,700
guy's the batter.

7987
03:30:55,700 --> 03:30:56,860
You can bunt, you can steal,

7988
03:30:56,860 --> 03:30:57,700
you can squeeze.

7989
03:30:57,700 --> 03:31:00,300
Where are the guys, though?

7990
03:31:00,300 --> 03:31:01,700
That you're controlling, right?

7991
03:31:01,700 --> 03:31:03,630
It's hardly gonna be like some

7992
03:31:03,630 --> 03:31:05,150
hologram is gonna appear on the

7993
03:31:05,150 --> 03:31:06,300
fucking thing, is it?

7994
03:31:06,300 --> 03:31:08,270
You can bat, you can struggle,

7995
03:31:08,270 --> 03:31:09,500
you can squeeze.

7996
03:31:09,500 --> 03:31:10,660
This guy's the pitcher and this

7997
03:31:10,660 --> 03:31:11,500
guy's the batter.

7998
03:31:11,500 --> 03:31:12,660
You can bunt, you can steal,

7999
03:31:12,660 --> 03:31:13,500
you can squeeze.

8000
03:31:13,500 --> 03:31:15,500
You can bunt.

8001
03:31:15,500 --> 03:31:16,500
You can--

8002
03:31:16,500 --> 03:31:18,100
Anyhow, you go on and you--

8003
03:31:18,100 --> 03:31:19,060
This guy's the pitcher, and

8004
03:31:19,060 --> 03:31:19,960
this guy's the batter.

8005
03:31:20,040 --> 03:31:21,020
You can bunt, you can steal,

8006
03:31:21,020 --> 03:31:21,760
you can squeeze.

8007
03:31:22,000 --> 03:31:23,180
You can steal, you can squeeze.

8008
03:31:23,180 --> 03:31:24,180
Yes or no.

8009
03:31:25,160 --> 03:31:26,980
Yes, there will be two players.

8010
03:31:27,620 --> 03:31:28,740
The Hall of Fame team is the

8011
03:31:28,740 --> 03:31:31,000
away team, and will bat first.

8012
03:31:31,020 --> 03:31:31,800
So you can see this guy's

8013
03:31:31,800 --> 03:31:32,560
pretty smart here.

8014
03:31:34,460 --> 03:31:35,260
Anyhow, it's amazing.

8015
03:31:35,400 --> 03:31:36,660
I mean, it gives you play-by-play.

8016
03:31:36,780 --> 03:31:37,760
It never sounds the same.

8017
03:31:37,820 --> 03:31:39,050
The guy describes the game,

8018
03:31:39,050 --> 03:31:40,110
which is different and unique

8019
03:31:40,110 --> 03:31:40,920
every single time.

8020
03:31:41,180 --> 03:31:41,880
Stuart, what is this so far?

8021
03:31:41,960 --> 03:31:42,440
$79.

8022
03:31:42,820 --> 03:31:43,660
It's called Talking Baseball,

8023
03:31:43,660 --> 03:31:44,790
and it comes with these little

8024
03:31:44,790 --> 03:31:45,460
cartridges.

8025
03:31:45,840 --> 03:31:46,840
This happens to be an all-star

8026
03:31:46,840 --> 03:31:47,880
American League team versus an

8027
03:31:47,880 --> 03:31:49,140
all-star National League team.

8028
03:31:49,140 --> 03:31:50,980
Last but not least, if I can

8029
03:31:50,980 --> 03:31:52,660
grab the mouse, this is a

8030
03:31:52,660 --> 03:31:53,960
marvelous game.

8031
03:31:54,060 --> 03:31:55,460
This is called Shufflepuck from

8032
03:31:55,460 --> 03:31:56,240
Groturbund.

8033
03:31:56,300 --> 03:31:56,820
Shufflepuck.

8034
03:31:58,460 --> 03:31:58,980
Shufflepuck.

8035
03:31:59,080 --> 03:32:00,400
It's the actual game.

8036
03:32:00,520 --> 03:32:02,020
This is called Shufflepuck from

8037
03:32:02,020 --> 03:32:02,840
Groturbund.

8038
03:32:03,300 --> 03:32:04,220
This game simulates...

8039
03:32:04,220 --> 03:32:06,880
And it's those crazy guys, Groturbund,

8040
03:32:06,880 --> 03:32:08,350
who brought us the banner

8041
03:32:08,350 --> 03:32:10,050
software in the earlier episode

8042
03:32:10,050 --> 03:32:11,240
we were watching.

8043
03:32:11,900 --> 03:32:13,140
This is a marvelous game.

8044
03:32:13,220 --> 03:32:14,760
This is called Shufflepuck from

8045
03:32:14,760 --> 03:32:15,560
Groturbund.

8046
03:32:15,580 --> 03:32:17,200
This game simulates the actual

8047
03:32:17,200 --> 03:32:18,850
physical experience of playing

8048
03:32:18,850 --> 03:32:19,660
Air Hockey.

8049
03:32:20,100 --> 03:32:20,880
I mean, it's the same thing.

8050
03:32:20,960 --> 03:32:21,800
The movements of the mouse are

8051
03:32:21,800 --> 03:32:22,400
the same thing.

8052
03:32:22,640 --> 03:32:23,770
We're in Shufflepuck Cafe, and

8053
03:32:23,770 --> 03:32:25,150
I pick a partner to play, or I'll

8054
03:32:25,150 --> 03:32:26,420
pick that robot to play.

8055
03:32:26,480 --> 03:32:27,790
So I just sort of punch on him,

8056
03:32:27,790 --> 03:32:29,680
and here we are playing Shufflepuck.

8057
03:32:30,140 --> 03:32:30,640
Now, this is great.

8058
03:32:30,660 --> 03:32:31,780
We are playing Shufflepuck.

8059
03:32:33,700 --> 03:32:35,080
How good is the robot, Stuart?

8060
03:32:35,080 --> 03:32:36,120
The robot, fortunately, is not

8061
03:32:36,120 --> 03:32:36,560
too good.

8062
03:32:36,600 --> 03:32:37,460
That's why I picked him.

8063
03:32:38,460 --> 03:32:38,740
Okay.

8064
03:32:38,840 --> 03:32:39,720
But he's good enough to score.

8065
03:32:39,720 --> 03:32:40,480
He does beat me.

8066
03:32:40,480 --> 03:32:41,460
He's really the dummy.

8067
03:32:41,560 --> 03:32:42,790
Actually, you can program the

8068
03:32:42,790 --> 03:32:44,140
robot to play any kind of game.

8069
03:32:44,140 --> 03:32:46,140
You can play.

8070
03:32:46,140 --> 03:32:46,480
That's good.

8071
03:32:46,480 --> 03:32:47,890
A little hand comes in, and it's

8072
03:32:47,890 --> 03:32:48,500
my serve.

8073
03:32:50,240 --> 03:32:50,570
But it's just a marvelous game,

8074
03:32:50,570 --> 03:32:52,420
and you can program the robot

8075
03:32:52,420 --> 03:32:54,240
to play any way you want.

8076
03:32:54,300 --> 03:32:55,220
So if you want a particular

8077
03:32:55,220 --> 03:32:56,600
practice partner, you say, here's

8078
03:32:56,600 --> 03:32:57,700
the way I want you to play.

8079
03:32:59,700 --> 03:33:01,620
Just like me on Crystal Play.

8080
03:33:01,840 --> 03:33:03,280
Anyhow, it's...

8081
03:33:03,280 --> 03:33:04,900
No, it's not color, but you can

8082
03:33:04,900 --> 03:33:06,170
pick any of those various

8083
03:33:06,170 --> 03:33:07,960
characters inside the cafe, and

8084
03:33:07,960 --> 03:33:08,480
each have different

8085
03:33:08,480 --> 03:33:09,080
characteristics.

8086
03:33:09,240 --> 03:33:09,980
It's just an absolutely

8087
03:33:09,980 --> 03:33:10,720
marvelous game.

8088
03:33:10,940 --> 03:33:11,800
You talk about addictive.

8089
03:33:11,960 --> 03:33:12,900
It's been addictive to me.

8090
03:33:13,220 --> 03:33:13,700
Anyhow...

8091
03:33:13,700 --> 03:33:15,800
Those are some aggressive mouse

8092
03:33:15,800 --> 03:33:17,890
maneuvers that we don't usually

8093
03:33:17,890 --> 03:33:18,980
see from Stu.

8094
03:33:20,740 --> 03:33:22,700
Short, sharp stabs.

8095
03:33:23,460 --> 03:33:24,470
It's not color, but you can

8096
03:33:24,470 --> 03:33:25,400
pick any of those various

8097
03:33:25,400 --> 03:33:26,650
characters inside the cafe, and

8098
03:33:26,650 --> 03:33:27,420
each have different

8099
03:33:27,420 --> 03:33:28,340
characteristics.

8100
03:33:28,500 --> 03:33:29,240
It's just an absolutely

8101
03:33:29,240 --> 03:33:29,980
marvelous game.

8102
03:33:30,180 --> 03:33:31,060
You talk about addictive.

8103
03:33:31,220 --> 03:33:32,120
It's been addictive to me.

8104
03:33:32,480 --> 03:33:33,660
Anyhow, that's all the time we

8105
03:33:33,660 --> 03:33:34,100
have.

8106
03:33:34,140 --> 03:33:34,860
A lot of great toys.

8107
03:33:34,940 --> 03:33:35,760
We only had the money to buy

8108
03:33:35,760 --> 03:33:36,820
all these wonderful toys.

8109
03:33:37,200 --> 03:33:37,900
We wish you a very happy

8110
03:33:37,900 --> 03:33:38,540
holiday.

8111
03:33:38,640 --> 03:33:39,660
Hope we'll see you here again

8112
03:33:39,660 --> 03:33:41,320
next week on the Computer Chronicles.

8113
03:33:41,320 --> 03:33:47,340
In the Random Access file this

8114
03:33:47,340 --> 03:33:54,080
week, despite the pressure from

8115
03:33:54,080 --> 03:33:57,840
competitors, Lotus has

8116
03:33:57,840 --> 03:33:59,260
announced that it is raising

8117
03:33:59,260 --> 03:34:00,320
wholesale prices on its

8118
03:34:00,320 --> 03:34:01,780
software products, including

8119
03:34:01,780 --> 03:34:02,460
123.

8120
03:34:02,960 --> 03:34:04,360
The price hikes go into effect

8121
03:34:04,360 --> 03:34:05,260
in January.

8122
03:34:05,620 --> 03:34:06,820
It's expected that the price of

8123
03:34:06,820 --> 03:34:08,780
123 will go up about $20.

8124
03:34:09,320 --> 03:34:10,660
Lotus says the price increase

8125
03:34:10,660 --> 03:34:12,050
will help pay for new marketing

8126
03:34:12,050 --> 03:34:13,560
incentives to encourage dealers

8127
03:34:13,560 --> 03:34:15,020
to provide better support.

8128
03:34:15,660 --> 03:34:16,860
IBM has introduced LinkWay, a

8129
03:34:16,860 --> 03:34:18,780
product described as HyperCard

8130
03:34:18,780 --> 03:34:19,640
for the PC.

8131
03:34:20,160 --> 03:34:21,270
It features point-and-click

8132
03:34:21,270 --> 03:34:23,060
operations to create customized

8133
03:34:23,060 --> 03:34:24,430
information management

8134
03:34:24,430 --> 03:34:26,180
applications LinkWay will sell

8135
03:34:26,180 --> 03:34:27,320
for $110.

8136
03:34:27,960 --> 03:34:29,220
And IBM is apparently thinking

8137
03:34:29,220 --> 03:34:31,080
about selling low-end PS2s

8138
03:34:31,080 --> 03:34:33,020
through department stores.

8139
03:34:33,160 --> 03:34:34,890
Big Blue is now experimenting

8140
03:34:34,890 --> 03:34:36,740
with sales of Model 25 and

8141
03:34:36,740 --> 03:34:38,710
Model 30 PS2s in several South

8142
03:34:38,710 --> 03:34:40,640
Florida department stores.

8143
03:34:41,340 --> 03:34:42,160
Infocorp has just released

8144
03:34:42,160 --> 03:34:43,810
sales figures for the month of

8145
03:34:43,810 --> 03:34:45,120
July 1988.

8146
03:34:45,500 --> 03:34:47,230
And they show that the Macintosh

8147
03:34:47,230 --> 03:34:49,300
SE was the top-selling microcomputer

8148
03:34:49,300 --> 03:34:51,200
that month with 7% of sales.

8149
03:34:51,200 --> 03:34:53,440
Second was AST's Premium 286

8150
03:34:53,440 --> 03:34:55,280
and third was the Epson Equity

8151
03:34:55,280 --> 03:34:55,820
One.

8152
03:34:55,820 --> 03:34:57,670
In dollar volume, the Compact

8153
03:34:57,670 --> 03:34:59,820
Desk Pro 386 led the list.

8154
03:34:59,820 --> 03:35:01,250
In total company sales, App

8155
03:35:01,250 --> 03:35:02,790
Distribution deals with seven

8156
03:35:02,790 --> 03:35:04,020
major retail chains.

8157
03:35:04,020 --> 03:35:05,760
Amigas will now be found in

8158
03:35:05,760 --> 03:35:08,660
Software Etc., Electronic Boutique,

8159
03:35:08,660 --> 03:35:11,080
Walden Software, and PC Warehouse,

8160
03:35:11,080 --> 03:35:12,340
among others.

8161
03:35:12,340 --> 03:35:13,830
And Commodore announced an

8162
03:35:13,830 --> 03:35:15,520
upgraded operating system for

8163
03:35:15,520 --> 03:35:17,720
the Amiga called Version 1.3.

8164
03:35:18,180 --> 03:35:19,670
It features an expanded library

8165
03:35:19,670 --> 03:35:21,780
of printer drivers plus 15 new

8166
03:35:21,780 --> 03:35:22,720
utilities.

8167
03:35:24,220 --> 03:35:26,010
AOX Incorporated has announced

8168
03:35:26,010 --> 03:35:27,550
a new add-on board that will

8169
03:35:27,550 --> 03:35:29,610
let you turn your existing 286

8170
03:35:29,610 --> 03:35:31,460
PC into a 386 machine.

8171
03:35:31,940 --> 03:35:33,480
The card will feature the Intel

8172
03:35:33,480 --> 03:35:35,710
386SX processor and a small

8173
03:35:35,710 --> 03:35:37,600
cache to increase speed.

8174
03:35:37,940 --> 03:35:39,620
It's priced at under $500 and

8175
03:35:39,620 --> 03:35:41,090
is set to ship in the second

8176
03:35:41,090 --> 03:35:42,580
quarter of next year.

8177
03:35:43,220 --> 03:35:44,570
Briar Technology has announced

8178
03:35:44,570 --> 03:35:46,600
a new 3.5-inch floppy disk

8179
03:35:46,600 --> 03:35:48,730
system that can store over 40

8180
03:35:48,730 --> 03:35:50,220
megabytes on a disk.

8181
03:35:50,220 --> 03:35:51,480
The drive is intended for

8182
03:35:51,480 --> 03:35:53,110
backup applications replacing

8183
03:35:53,110 --> 03:35:53,940
tape drives.

8184
03:35:53,940 --> 03:35:55,550
Earlier this month, Zydex

8185
03:35:55,550 --> 03:35:57,670
announced a 20 megabyte floppy

8186
03:35:57,670 --> 03:35:58,560
disk drive.

8187
03:35:59,040 --> 03:36:00,180
Finally, if you're thinking of

8188
03:36:00,180 --> 03:36:01,920
investing in a computer company,

8189
03:36:01,920 --> 03:36:03,600
try a software company first.

8190
03:36:03,960 --> 03:36:05,470
A recent survey of top computer

8191
03:36:05,470 --> 03:36:07,140
companies found that the top

8192
03:36:07,140 --> 03:36:08,980
three for return on investment

8193
03:36:08,980 --> 03:36:10,780
were all software houses.

8194
03:36:11,160 --> 03:36:12,590
The leaders were Lotus, Oracle,

8195
03:36:12,590 --> 03:36:13,580
and Microsoft.

8196
03:36:14,180 --> 03:36:15,370
Hardware companies, Apple and

8197
03:36:15,370 --> 03:36:17,080
Compaq, were next, finishing

8198
03:36:17,080 --> 03:36:18,300
fourth and fifth.

8199
03:36:18,700 --> 03:36:20,080
That's it for this week's Chronicles.

8200
03:36:20,160 --> 03:36:21,060
We'll see you next time.

8201
03:36:21,820 --> 03:36:23,070
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8202
03:36:23,070 --> 03:36:25,300
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8203
03:36:25,300 --> 03:36:27,480
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8204
03:36:27,480 --> 03:36:29,690
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8205
03:36:29,690 --> 03:36:30,680
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8206
03:36:31,540 --> 03:36:32,650
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8207
03:36:32,650 --> 03:36:34,500
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8208
03:36:34,500 --> 03:36:35,990
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8209
03:36:35,990 --> 03:36:37,830
information on new hardware,

8210
03:36:37,830 --> 03:36:39,940
software, and technologies.

8211
03:36:40,940 --> 03:36:43,200
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8212
03:36:43,200 --> 03:36:45,810
computer chronicles, send $4 to

8213
03:36:45,810 --> 03:36:48,160
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8214
03:36:48,160 --> 03:36:49,600
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8215
03:36:52,320 --> 03:36:53,900
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8216
03:36:53,900 --> 03:37:07,420
Thank you for watching.

8217
03:37:07,420 --> 03:37:12,520
Thank you for watching. That

8218
03:37:12,520 --> 03:37:15,920
was the Chronicles for tonight.

8219
03:37:15,920 --> 03:37:19,010
That's it now. Talk to you

8220
03:37:19,010 --> 03:37:22,100
later on. Thank you very much

8221
03:37:22,100 --> 03:37:24,190
for watching stream and

8222
03:37:24,190 --> 03:37:26,260
supporting stream.

8223
03:37:26,260 --> 03:37:56,240
Today is the last day.

8224
03:37:56,240 --> 03:37:58,240
Today is the last day for Tom's

8225
03:37:58,240 --> 03:38:00,240
hot dogs. Get them while you

8226
03:38:00,240 --> 03:38:02,400
can. Yeah. Today is the last

8227
03:38:02,400 --> 03:38:04,240
day for Tom's hot dogs.

8228
03:38:04,240 --> 03:38:08,240
Thank you too.

8229
03:38:12,240 --> 03:38:20,900
It's there that you stay. It is

8230
03:38:20,900 --> 03:38:22,240
there.

8231
03:38:22,240 --> 03:38:44,240
Thank you.

8232
03:38:44,240 --> 03:38:46,240
Thank you.

8233
03:38:46,240 --> 03:38:48,240
Thank you.

8234
03:38:48,240 --> 03:38:48,240
Thank you.

8235
03:38:48,240 --> 03:38:50,240
Thank you.

8236
03:38:50,240 --> 03:38:52,240
Thank you.

8237
03:38:52,240 --> 03:38:54,240
Thank you.

8238
03:38:54,240 --> 03:39:24,220
Piano music

8239
03:39:24,220 --> 03:39:54,200
Piano music

8240
03:39:54,200 --> 03:40:24,180
Piano music

8241
03:40:24,180 --> 03:40:54,160
Piano music

8242
03:40:54,160 --> 03:40:55,860
Thanks for the tip, Glyn. And

8243
03:40:55,860 --> 03:40:56,360
everyone else.