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A bigktayyayyay,

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: Your radio voice is bothering you.

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is the box, minister.

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I'm just fine again! Are you sure? I'm okay! Thank you!

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and talk about you and thank you very much to Flembeg and Nainmiljil and Notion, a sensual piece of pudding and Tupac and Bertie Boo Boo! Chelsea needs some beasts. Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle you and... Can you imagine how safe you feel?

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, Chelsea needs some beasts. Feel like they're safe. Feel like they're safe. As in physical presence, isn't it? Feel like they're safe. Beasts. Chelsea needs some beasts.

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They eat some beasts. Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle you and you imagine how safe you feel. Chelsea eat some beasts. Feel like they're safe. Feel like they're safe.

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the same physical presence feel like the same beast Jelsi needs of beasts physical characters the hook you and cuddle you

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how safe you feel like they're safe feel like they're safe feel like they're safe feel like they're safe feel like they're safe

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You can't even when you're the fucking six. Chelsea needs some beasts. Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle you and you imagine how safe you feel. Chelsea needs some beasts. Feel like they're safe. Feel like they're safe.

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I see physical presences and feel like they're safe beasts Chelsea needs some beasts

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How safe you feel like they're safe feel like they're safe feel like they're safe

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: Chelsea needs some beasts. Chelsea needs some beasts. Chelsea needs some beasts. Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle you and... you imagine.

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. Thank you very much for that. Wanty. Chelsea needs some super mutants. Thank you very much. And Cactus. And Flamebag Nymiljil. Sensual piece of pudding. Tupo. I think that's it now. Bertie Boo Boo. Thank you very much. Andy the Fork. Who I tried to thank.

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, uh, through the medium of Gregorian chant stroke slash song at the beginning, but I'm not particularly too sure whether or not that registered, but thank you very much for the tip anyway. And that's the, that's the second, that was only just like a, a taste of an ambient nevelistic situation.

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in the jive thank you very much for the tip there just throw a few things into the the locker and we'll blow our whistles DJ alligator style here just throw some rubbish right in here there I'm not gonna use right off the bat right off the rip frags frag mines lasers minigun

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, Moanratmeat, Nuka-Cola, Quantums, Quantum of Solace. Somebody was telling me the last day to save all the Quantums for something in particular. I'm not sure what. If there is someone that... It'll probably encounter them as I go along in the game. But there must be something where you can really recoup a lot of caps for those Quantums. Keep that US Army,

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I'm gonna leave it. MISC. Yeah, lots of shite in here. That can just all go in there. And a pilot light. And a pre-war money. And a scrap. And a terps. A terps. Detergent camera cherry bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should've done all this. Sorry about this. Should've done all this before we even got off.

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"Do you love it?"

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to fucking head off back to always at the vault do I want him no suppose I do would he be at ball 101 yes how you doing he's actually stuck inside a rock one one

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. Maybe just a fast travel situation and then he'll be with me. Yeah, yeah, good stuff. So the... the correct order of DLCs was dished out to me via a lovely message there yesterday. I've completely fucking forgot what it was that you told me to go and do. Or where, you know, where it was. Is it Operation Anchorage is meant to be the one that you're meant to do first? Bobberto pins that for you.

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It's floating around town looking for you. Yeah. Someone said it was shit. Operation Anchorage first. So where is... It was yourself Dublin, was it? Who told me there yesterday. Aiding the outcasts is the quest. The first one. That's Anchorage.

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Thank you! Thank you! Monsieur Nolan! It'll all be in the logs, says Chris McBee. It was all part of the logs. So that's that. Show the location. Let's get ready to rumble.

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We're just down to Bailey's Crossroads Metro, maybe even the Red Racer Factory Right, yeah He wants to play games? You want to play games?

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He just sick him on him. Go and find something. Very bad. Hold this. Stay here. It's too dangerous. I need you to find something. Find ammo. Find food. Never mind. Aru. Lovely stuff. She came to us. Deliveroo.

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You're the rest of the death, but she's actually made her way over here as well. Brilliant news for us. And that's not brilliant news. That's it, lad. That's it. Good stuff. He's a mean little fucker, that dog. And there's a bit of a twitch going there as well.

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We won't really do much loot in here. She can stay there. All we want to do is just set our eyes on this ultimate quest. Which is just down this way. Or down there. Blippington Highway.

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I wonder can I get Gary Neville just to beast it up even when we're not beason You imagine how safe you feel yeah lovely Chelsea needs some beasts Lovely stuff. We have that on lock

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, you know, yes, they've their hands full now with the dog. That's it. Big doggy. Attack dog.

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is it is in the inventory as possible as well as for anchorage is it in here when you're saying fucking Alaska Alaska vator

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So what else? So you're a ghoul. Mm-hmm. Chelsea needs some beasts. No lootin'. What am I doing? No lootin'.

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needs to go straight into the action here it's DLC situation isn't it? not an arse around picking up fucking bits of twigs and fucking bullets and caps and that is this? where we go? I've been here before there's a super mutie up here or an outcast

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What quest have you selected?

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outcasts find and enter the outcast base I look on my map I'm above ground now justice for fiber 26 thank you very much just like thanks for the tip whatever happens to high fiber he deserves a decent burial I'm not really too I don't like the way you're just assuming that he's dead let's hope let's hope for the best here with this guy Chelsea needs some beasts please I'm appealing for any information as well anyone may have

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: I don't have any information at all regarding the whereabouts of High Fiber Pat. He went missing last year. He's a good guy! Has anyone seen Pat? He's a nice fellow with the fucking bread face on him. Last seen up the town there last year, maybe around March or April. Pat! High Fiber. Good man. Breadcrumbs. Left a trail. Maybe go look for him. Last seen out the Bogs. He was drinking pints, uploading TikToks. Has a big following on socials.

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: *sadness* Has anyone seen High Fibre on the CCTV? Miss Lara Croft. Thank you very much. Okay. Thank you very much there and someone says he was in Centre Parks. Scott.

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What can I say, Scott, other than... What can I say, other than... You'll go to heaven. You'll make sure of it.

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& What was I asked him before I got sidetracked there with the high fiber path? Very kind you Scott, by the way, very very kind you thank you very much. And the night master as well Thank you very much for the rhetoric. So the quest location check local map I

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That's the people's, that's the information should have been dished out to those who are searching for high fiber. I just hope he makes a reappearance. Because there's people asking questions, you know. He has a family. Boom. Boom. You're in the right spot. Help the lads fight the super mutants. Okay. I mean, are you sure about that there loves to schlug? Because am I in the right spot? Considering this.

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is over there and I am over right here I followed the marker Paul I followed the marker I ended up going into a fucking subway system you're 90% let's do it let's just get involved there's nothing wrong with a bit of action is there and the reservist rifle makes an appearance right here defender Marill will let them do their job help the boys fight the super mutants

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Joke me that wasn't I didn't just spaff away 350 cal bullets on nothing there's I stop man do what fuck's that spa for Nietzsche's sequence spa fritters

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. There we have it. I thought that fire hydrant was a backpack he was wearing, like some sort of new weapon. Turns out I was wrong. And that's nice for us. And there's another goon over here. He needs to be looted. Always loot your goons. Five five sixers. Pineapples.

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and very much welcome there to the stream the live stream Walter Kerr 1194 who said simply says this place stinks of shite welcome to the stream I don't know how you can smell it this I've done a bit of a job for these lads here they're gonna furnish me

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-- Thank you.

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It's like... Radio... Radiohead. Quibb, thank you very much there, Quibb. Shafi... Shafi Inspiration for Tune sounds good. I will check it out.

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One of Titus is a little bit of Chinese assaulting first yeah Centaur just got fucking centered by my dog for the way he lived today Centaur, Centaur, live every day apart from today Look at the, look the vein, the varicose on his fucking chest Francisco Varicici and he's got little spine nodules that grow, there must be like

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like fucking horns and the same material Duraneil's grown apparently his horns and then his hands growing out of his legs as well nasty nasty stuff nasty nasty stuff on a Wednesday evening

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I'll bein' that. See, he went like the-- The dog is soft lucked.

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And I like the freeze the frozen moment in time and then you look at this lad and the little face on him look Yeah, I'm warming to the dog now actually I wanted a human companion but I like this fella Just wish you could rename him But then that would be confusing for him I suppose having spent his life as dog meat That's him taking care of anyways

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It's a little bit more than you. That'll soften his cough for a few days at least. Eternal cough softener. So I'm gonna throw it out to you. What's your take on it? What say you, sir? Cosh softener. Dublin.

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That's not a suppository, that's something you shove up your arse. But the github link on the fuckin' Shafae site that you made, will that give me the relevant details? How to copy what you've done. I wanna make a clone, a Dara clone. Not a clone of you, but of your site. Thank you very much, Darren, for the tip there. Duel wielding the stream in the Liverpool match. And, uh, thank you very much.

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I get you I get you I get you okay so you didn't lose it in the chat intended DLC order is operation Anchorage and then the pace and then main quest is broken steel okay yeah yeah yeah so I Anchorage we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it and then back on to my original thing which was throwing out T folks the part of the stream where I like to throw it hot see what you want me to

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Here, what? Big guns, okay. Just fucking max that right out. I know people are gonna be like, no energy weapons as well. But as I said, I don't really have time to quibble about this anymore. Grim Reaper's sprint. If your target in vats, if you kill a target in vats, all your action points are restored. That sounds nice. I'm gonna take that without even thinking.

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: That's the last of them! So we are clear. Take a bit of Radex. And, uh, so, uh, I mean, you said there that I got the order right, Dublin. But I mean...

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...then I'm going off, loves to schlug ... who told me to go and help the lads here and they'll sort me out ... but I'm not sure about that ... it just seems a little bit too easy ... and this is a place that needs ... to be looted ... I'm not gonna do that now as I said ... Frandara is in chat ... repeat Frandara ...

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"Brandango." So that's good news and hopefully Dara got the message there and if not then don't worry the message can be replayed at a later date. Don't be making the website basically is the web message I'm just trying to dispatch. But I said it in a much nicer and kinder way ten minutes ago, five minutes ago. But now I'm confused and I'm trying to find Operation Anchorage it came out as "don't be making the website."

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I can see how maybe if you just joined that might sound a little bit fuckin not nice. But what are you doing just joining now? And I know that might have sounded a little bit fuckin up my own arse there as well but it's not. But realistically though where am I going? Where the fuck am I going? It's been 10 minutes. It's been 33 minutes and we're not even in the DLC. I started happy and nice and now I've descended into a fuckin shit slump.

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. Oh, the blips. The blips. Follow the blips. Can we go for the window? Good stuff. You've discovered outcast outposts. Keep your distance, mutt. No knowing what you've got breeding on you. Oh, I would love to give you one of these. One of the finest. But I'm gonna sleethe sheath it until later, yeah? But don't worry. Any more peeps out of you, and you're gonna get fucking blippensteined. Oh, great.

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Just what we need. Yeah. Another hero, is it? In fact, how about I fucking just try one out on you right now? Do you like Chinese assault rifles, man? Yeah, get fucked. Get fucked. That's you done. Alright, we'll F9 that. And that's us back again. Just...

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It's cathartic and it just gets the tension out. It's an expulsion of tension into the myriad sphere Nice and calm now and then we can move on. If you're here to help, then help. If not, back off. Yeah? You don't have to say it like that.

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! Fucking die! Fuck you! Huh? Running around now with your suit on! You're fucking nasty! You're a nasty! We just go back there. He's not worth talking to. He just get even real. He's doing my fucking head and keep him away from me, man. Keep that conge away from me.

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is doing my head head on into the base and talk to McGraw I'll let him know you're coming so don't worry they won't shoot you okay okay McGraw McGraw McGraw Anchorage here we come you're an outcast and then down here too oh beautiful stuff

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His voice doesn't match his face

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: Come on! I show you to the command room! Fuck off! Chelsea needs some yeast. I was never in here, you know. Shouldn't you be huddling in a cave somewhere? Should you fucking keep your mouth shut, man? Give me a fucking break, like...

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I'm gonna do some good stuff for you like the way you're talking to me is an absolute disgrace any wonder I've gone absolutely and I'm not gonna say that word you know I've been thinking you got something to say say it yeah well I'm gonna say it all right listen when this is all over I think I might go back not to the Citadel I mean all the way back you know back west no no no no no no you

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. Good man. Yeah, I'm looking forward to absolutely Jacob's town and these lads. I just need to stay on their good side for this stream, you know? Or maybe just

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It's until the end of this stream. It'll all go tits up. Here we go. You're not the right one. Activate the simulation pod. You can't. Uh, no. Here we go. It's all happening. Protector McGraw.

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: Chelsea needs some beasts.

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is not going to go along with this, I don't want to give him my pip boy, like, you know. So what do you want me to do?

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"fresh trim," says Jerry. "Tight haircut," says Des. Thanks, lads. Really nice of you to say that, but I mean, look, I have to be honest. I have to be modest. Haven't had my hair cut since July, so thanks very much.

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in the stratosphere. Simulation like a computer simulation is it? Sounds promising.

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-slah! Sounds promising. Follow Sibley to the simulation room. Looking forward to seeing what happens once we get inside this pot. Hopefully all our weapons... Great. You're here to help? Fine. Then put this on. Get in the chair and we'll run the simulation. A little bit... How would I say there? A little bit... Demand... I don't like the tone of these people.

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. "Megraw Hill."

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the simulator.

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I'll follow that little link, thank you very much for letting me know. Okay, let's get the suit on anyways. Give me an excuse to get the suit on anyways. Neural interface suit. About to go on me here. There we go.

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: Let's have a little goose at that. It's a good suit. Lovely stuff.

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I don't know about that man I'd say it'll be just me not stay saying anything for four hours looking at a stream a stream looking at a screen and just lines of text it might be fun for just a few of us another or few of the people who are interested in that sort of thing and then but then it's just gonna be me going and what do I do next and then what do I do next which is a very big difference isn't it

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it to this, because I never actually do ask for help when I'm playing the game. I just dazzle you with my insane prowess. So do I get in this chair? Lads. Do I get in the chair, or what do I do? Game knowledge. And look at this. This is what I would like to be more

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One of those, what's it, depth perception or what's that? Perception depth. Sense deprivation. I said depth perception. What a fucking eejit.

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I'd like to be one of those, but I'd be scared that it would be a forever job, you know, where you'd fucking end up getting locked in and then you die in that pod. Where is this? I know you were saying Alaska, but I didn't think I was gonna go to Alaska. I thought it was gonna be like a simulation.

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: The reds up here don't take prisoners. Good luck. Mamdani. Chelsea needs some beasts. Ah, look at him, go look. Physical characters that you can hook you. No way, can I do that? Can you, can you do that? You can't.

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does that and then you can't do it still gonna try even though you said you can't just in case you've missed it yourselves even though you're a good bloke yourself I'm getting a kind of like a feedback audio is the audio okay there it sounds like it's coming out of a fucking tube or something it's probably just me

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The audio is fine. The audio is fine. The edge is fine. Adam Clayton is fine. What? Who's he? I've only a 10mm pistol.

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are these Chinese lads? Oh, it's silence. It's silence. Oh. I tell you where it's great for food. China.

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This is nice, the little silence joke. You know, it's nice, just to get back to basics. Like, you can complicate things too much with your arsenal of weapons. But when it comes to the crunch, a little silence joke like this just goes, "Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu." And I know he's probably fuckin' got a bit of armor there in the torso. So maybe we'll just go with the left arm. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom.

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is the Chinese doing in Alaska he's just come this is a good thing forgets to be playing this or is there a bad side to it activate health dispenser health restore that's good trench knife silence 10 top

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That's a little more and more.

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You were asking about the uh how did China get here? Apparently part of the story is that after the bombs are dropped maybe before the Chinese invaded Alaska. I think the bombs are dropped and then the Chinese just came in. You know when when America was weak and the Chinese got involved.

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... Oh, it was before. I see. I see. Fucking hell. Need to watch out here. Again, steam plowed. Again, steam plowed. And I'd love to watch the Liam Neeson Snow Plow Killer movie. That he did the ill-fated press junk at Tor 4.

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to watch it. Obviously it's not gonna work on stream. Interestingly enough yesterday's stream still is up and didn't get taken down despite a mammoth amount of associated press, Sky News content, all sorts of other people's content getting used. I think maybe news channels, they're a bit lenient with their copyright strikeage, you know?

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That's the only thing I can think of. That's the only thing I can think of. Then we'll get our Chinese out. Stealth boy, that'd be nice. Let's F5 it as well.

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back there it's not gonna work reload reload

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You get involved, you get sucked in. And then you get blown off. Sucked in and blown away. You'd want one of those barrels to be an explosion job, wouldn't you? But it's just not gonna happen for me today. It's just not gonna happen.

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: "I'll watch your ass."

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and not what I said. I never even said what he said, you know. But I didn't chicken out. I just had too much on my plate, what with the Gregorian chant and then trying to mix in the Nevelistics with the keyboardist. The keyboard stuff as well, you know. Thanks for the tickle. But he's great.

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is he's just great and it was a great great situation you know we have to maintain health care we're not doing that so it's gonna have to be a job all the way back to this health part down here and look at this another red gun my miss maybe a sniper rifle yes

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, where are they based? It's time to snipe them out. That's the main, it's the only thing we can do here. It's going toe to toe with them is just not giving us any decent returns. The sniper rifle situation, that's a fully, these are my weapons by the way, fully customized. Or the condition, and they're ranked up, condition to the max, ranked up to the max. One in the leg.

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Is this the man's falling down. It was a Chinese soldier. A Chinese soldier. He's fallen down.

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He's falling down He was a Chinese soldier Where the fuck is he gone? Maybe he fell down I'm getting absolutely arsed, getting arsed Fucking arsed What about you, crouching tiger, huh? We'll go with the Lee-bye there, the right leg

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is a day of the voice of being. That would have restored all the attack points as well. Right leg, yeah. Absolutely jangle'd. I wonder will I be able to jangle this lad now while standing up.

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It's not a gun.

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. Or just Pat Spillane. Bruce Spillane. Kosh Man. Mysterious Kosh. Kosh Patel. But he doesn't Kosh anyone, you know, so it wouldn't be good. It needs to be a gunage or a gun name or something. Revolver Patalot. China needs some beasts.

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is, you are gonna be a little bit more.

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"Did anyone think that was the funniest, the Cape Fear one was the funniest episode ever. I thought that was the funniest, it was a toss up between that and Krusty gets cancelled. I actually remember crying laughing with the Krusty Gabbo is coming.

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it's not up there with the cross he gets canceled or Cape Fear you know it's good don't get me wrong it's good they when crusty seen that he's gonna pay viewers to

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I'm fucking tune in and the voice comes on and it goes checks will not be honored You had to be there. Oh, I'm running around with a sniper rifle like this and I'm only ten yards away from the country Checks will not be honored

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"right, right, right, right, right, right, right." "Right, right, right, right." "Right, right, right, right." "I'm gonna go right near here." "Into the height ball." "Someone was saying there was no, uh, my, the Ulster accent I was doing just was rubbish the last day." "But you have to remember, I'm not doing that." "I'm trying to do the Nissen accent, which is a blend, it's a mid-Atlantic blend." "And it's very unusual and it has you veering off into the east." "As I said, I, it's, it's a tough thing."

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. Maybe this. Uh, F5. Anise. Anise needs some beasts. Uh, you mentioned liking the new Vegas Explorer perk. You're high enough in level 3 now to get it. Okay. Maybe next time, but then when I get to it, I'll probably not get it then and go for something juicier.

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I'm just going for the legs on all these lads. Go for the arm on it. Just in case he's... I'll tell you, these soldiers are weak. Weak as piss. The condition doesn't seem to be deteriorating on any of the weapons here. Goss right. Nice. Don't know what that does.

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one of these, but let's see. Oh, I know this is a good one. I have used this. I think I might have used this. Was this in New Vegas that I have this one? A goss. I might have just picked one up. Off of a few of the lads. Last day. That's the Zhuang Lan. Oh, it's a Chinese. What's that noise like?

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"Davos Bat-Bet Builder" Oh yeah. What is firing? What- what's the stock? What are we firing into these lads? I don't even want to know. Like some sort of a- ah!

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for something. I'd be great if he could just lie down. Lie down, man. He's just got Pat the Popper'd right in the chest. Shooting a full season of Computer Chronicles at someone. What we'll do is we'll holster that.

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on your back or something back hook no gameplay red see these guys move the vaporize so you can't even loot them it's a real gun

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in the real world I mean outside this area not in real life like not out downtown Castlebar downtown Castlebar like it's fucking Manhattan Christ on a bike on a Tuesday

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. There's another lad in here. He's okay. Yeah. Thank you. Oh no. Bette Midler. Time to take out the... All the lines in those two episodes are burnt into my skull. I could probably recite them. Not in a full

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"I'll get you for this, Bette Midler!" What took you so damn long?

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You're on point, which means I'm gonna take the lead. You lead the way is what I would have said.

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. This is the link. This is housing. We got this... where's our snipe? There it is. Snipe shot deluxe. Right leg. I'm fucking wrong leg, man.

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for this fight.

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It's a bit low, isn't it? His audio, I'll tell you what's loud. The fuckin... And then I can't even hear him. Maybe just... Maybe that. Maybe that.

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"New Lunar Sky, thank you." That'll do. Fuck all of the difference, really, you know? Beautiful. I wonder where they're going.

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. Are they even real? I suppose all will be revealed in due course. It's a simulation, I get you, I get you. Of course it is, I'm inside a fucking pod shirt. But um, it's a simulation, yet I can still, I'm still gonna retrieve something and bring it back to the real world.

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in the world is it? How would you get it back? How would you be able to bring it back into the pod? Or is that just... Don't worry about that. Just play the game and then you'll see. Yeah, that's what that is.

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right in the headshot we've gone for Chinese New Year What did the Chinese make of this? You know you have to ask, what the hell were the Chinese thinking about this? And what did the Russians make of no Russian? In Call of Duty Or what did the Middle Eastern lads make of that?

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of a nuclear bomb in Modern Warfare being dropped on I think a nondescript part of the Middle East but looks kind of Iranian slash Iraqish What did they think about Tony Blair I'd say they're over the moon now that he's making a return on the Gaza panel

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. Great panel. Fantastic panel. Got the man who killed who was a million a million Iraqi deaths maybe and then you've got some other lads like Kushner Kushner and the boys. Cushy little number. Huh?

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I have been spaffed by a Chinese soldier Jared Kushner should be my new name in this but I'm not going to change it because you can't will we be able to pop off a fucking left arm here it's time to go sechuan on this

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: Is that all you got? Oof. And we need to really heal. And we've got no healage. Where's Healey? Has anyone seen Healey?

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No Heelys around Last I heard healing was in the belfry at the castle Has anyone seen Pat the fucking baker? Or the Pat the Fiber?

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*SPEARED* thank you very much Lundersky let the bears pay the bear tax I paid the home tax what the fuck is going on here man where are these lads they're there down inside the little pill box there's one crouching tiger in the back Chinese inferno unit then you have a Chinese soldier peeping out the window letter box out the back there in the second pill box is a soldier

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! Lovely! Lovely! Lovely! Lovely! Lovely! Lovely! Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! And the work keeps on getting done! It's a twofer! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chinese blast unit there!

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! Heal up! No Healy's man! No Healy's! I have to wait until I get down to the pillbox here, there should be a Healy box. Heal Zone 5 designated healing unit inside the Chinese pillbox. In and around that vicinity. You want to be off and care for where you're on there and there's a few Chinese soldiers. They're back from China, they've just invaded Anchorage.

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10x2 What about this? Turret one mark this. Lovely. Watch this. Free ball. Free ball. Operation free ball. I keep on forgetting these guys. They disappear. There's nothing for me to loot. Loot. Bloody loot.

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and we don't need to work on that anytime soon but we're flying it go down there in a moment we'll just see if there's a jiffy bag inside here for a jiff any chance of an old wonton or a bow bun or anything at all that's going to incrementally increase my health that would be nice these guys they've had their fucking soup that's the problem they're souped to the gills

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I am nothing. I've had nothing. I've had like a banana. I'm dithering, I'm dithering, I'm floundering. What would be the best course of action to deal with these two absolute utter scutter buckets? That's the question. I think we're just gonna go gauss on it.

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I wonder will he be able to pop off a vats enabled gauss to the head here. Let's go for it. Let's try it. Oh! Beautiful stuff. Chelsea needs some beasts. Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle

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: Does he not have any help? Chelsea needs some beasts. Feel like they're safe. Feel like they're safe. Just leave him on. Fuck. Massive physical presence in a... Feel like they're safe. Oh yeah. Beasts.

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- Chelsea needs some beasts. Just after leveling a sort of China-based insult at your man, he was like... Chelsea needs some beasts. That's what I could hear anyways.

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So they don't like the commies. This is mad because you kind of think like, oh, communist, then it's not going to be that good, is it? And then it's all better. All their stuff and infrastructure is better than anywhere else. It's like, right, I thought communism was meant to be fucking shit crack, man. Like, just shit everywhere on the roads and no good stuff. But maybe they

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They're paying for it in other ways, I suppose Apparently no freedom and all that kind of crack, but I mean wonder what's going on like who's We being sold a fucking big juicy pup over the over here like you know Because last I saw those Chinese lads a luxury new-build apartments two-bedroom jobs In fucking big cities paid 200 euro a month for rent

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The worst love boat, oh fuck These guys, these guys are too dope, look these are fucking stronger bucks

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! He's nippy, this lad. The last leg. We'll go for the first leg. Boom. Didn't even need to play the second leg.

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forfeet. Match abandoned. Match forfeited. There we go, that's us. We're through to the next round. Pick up a few of these. Just getting loads of these. They're laying in on thick. The grenades, I'm not using them.

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: Locked very easy, locked very easy. Boom. Chelsea needs some beasts. And then lies. Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle you and... You imagine how safe you feel. Kids. Replay the hits. Oh.

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I think he's talking about like holding midfielders. You know like Regista's players that'll just fucking control the game like and then he's on about all the young the young the young players can feel safe with the beasts around

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it just sounded even weirder than he was like the young lads They've got all these beasts then around them, you know, and they feel safe the beasts you feel like they're being he's not like young lads getting hugged by beasts and cuddle by them, you know Strange stuff really bizarre stuff Why is that not unlock this? Okay, then it's cuz you know I didn't fucking select unlock door

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It's just reading NORAD. North American Air Defense. In the event of NORAD deployment or training exercises, we all know about training exercises by NORAD, don't we? We all know what day they were doing those exercises.

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The Parnell Street Dragons may be involved.

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It's been so long that I haven't really had to think about that, you know? It's a memory that I was advised not to think about. Flares may be used to simulate hostile exchanges. Yeah, it's just lore stuff. I've got an Intel laptop.

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The sound of this is a nasty proposition. Prop Joel. Price of the brick going up.

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And my attack points are going up after every kill. Oh my god. So I can just relentlessly do cinematic kills with this. I need to get... This is the fucking daily driver once we get out of here. And getting this gun. No doubted.

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How did that not land? How did that not land? Maybe I'm spaffing all the ammo for this. I've got to fix it. I should stop saying that. I don't want it to become a word I keep using, you know? I don't like it even. Don't know why I even said it.

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: And why would you say that, Lorco? Is it... I don't find it that bad, like... Maybe he said that thing about... It's not been that bad, like... Or has it? Maybe it wouldn't, because of just, you know, the changing power structure. Maybe it would, I don't know. They wouldn't make it because... They wouldn't make it because maybe they can see the ascendancy.

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The as in the ascended the ascended the ascended the then when was this like 20 years ago even 20 years ago people were going China man China's come up and coming and that was China comma man someone I was recounting what I heard from someone fucking hell it's a minefield isn't it language and speech and

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. It is a fucking minefield. Chinese minefield. And I've got a load of mines. Chinese mines here. Look. Frag mines. Eater the best. 63 on the KPD. Thank you very much. Do a bit of this. Fu Manchu. Look.

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is the monkey game the what's it called it's not called monkey was the Chinese action RPG from a couple years ago they journey to the west story wukong yeah the myth wukong the myth what see what see ye regarding would I be would I like it or

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. Would I just complain? Endlessly complain? No clue. Wukong, taste the pain. Harder than any Dark Souls. Okay, well, I mean, I might be fucking not good at that. I think...

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It's not for you man, you're shy at it, don't do it.

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This looks like the ninja from Metal Gear. He's got a little, he's got a yoke as well. He's got a katana. Chinese officer sword. Which he got from Claire's Obs... Obsessories. Thank you. Bodega Jones. Thank you very much for the tip there. I'll check out that clip in due course. And we're just gonna take the arm off.

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of this crimson dragoon right here. He's got a lovely sword. Oh, that's a... Looks like a great suit. You can't even search them. Oh! Oh, fuck. He's got stealth. It really is. They've ripped this off from Metal Gear, haven't they? Fucking stealth camouflage ninjas. I think the concept of a...

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The stealth ninja was kind of took from Metal Gear anyway. Just the stealth camouflage, I mean, not stealth ninja. But you have those stealth boys. Yeah, Resident Evil, that's penciled in for the end of Feb. I've got that penciled in to the non-existent journal that I have in my mind.

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For F. I didn't do Fallout 4 even though I'm halfway through it. Got it in 2015. Played it for like two months solid and then gave it up. The usual crack with these games. I liked it. But I just thought it's going on too long and I don't, I can't do this.

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I wonder if he's still shooting here, even though Vats is not gonna pick him up. Dirt. Our creators... I just wanna put that one to bed now. A lot of people keep on asking about it, but... I think my diatribe for the day on that one is... Aw man, I've missed that. I've gone straight into the girder.

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My opinion on that now is that's just gonna be it's gonna turn me into a fucking zombie addict and it's going to lead to you know not nice times not nice times spiritually mentally and streamily as well it's just gonna be the same fucking shit over

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. Is that what you call it? No, I don't even warzone anymore, man. I fucking had to throw that in the bin. I uninstalled the entire base game as well, just in case I got the urge to fucking play it. Hang on. Hang on. Let's not get lost here. Let's just fucking see what we're doing here. We're going to come here like this. Poddy Bob. Thanks very much for the tip there. I think Connor is going to give us a debrief on Dabo soon.

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It's all right, it's awful boring like Davos. I've been looking for at the footage last year the year before and this when it goes live It's fucking boring There's no good stuff happening. It looks it's everyone's freezing their bollocks off Only the cream of the crop can get access to the interiors and all that Because I was even or at least Connor I think was thinking is there a chance of even getting over there during Davos and fucking

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You'd have to research it. There's no point in trying to get all the way over there and then you realize you can't move. It's Switzerland as well, you know. Everything costs a fucking arm and a leg and then another bag of arms and then if you've got it, you'll take the other leg as well. Not as bad as Ireland actually. It's probably on par. It's probably on par.

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and everything else's as well. What the fuck is going on there? The agnostic guys. Thank you very much, Scott. Very, very kind of you. I hope you're doing well. It's Fallout 4. The next game after this is it. Fuck. I'm not gonna go back to back to back, because this is already off the back of New Vegas I'm going into this. I can't go into Fallout 4 again.

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is it very much more than the other than you see it again unless are they doing something with it is it a remaster or something oh Tolstie Chairman Chang

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The lines are not happening. But if you want to represent a sort of attitude, then it's warts and all, you know? So... But then you're kind of like, do you trust the audience to really understand that? Because there might be a lot of people who just take it as it is and be like, ha ha, yeah. Let's fucking send the Chinese back to a fucking Chinaman. Ha ha.

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of people who think like that, you know? Whereas... But if they're gonna stop taking risks like that just because of that, that's idiotic. And I've gone too close again. Too close for comfort. And the worst thing he could have done is take that step back.

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Yeah, 50s red scare talk, accurate, more indictment on America. Exactly, it's a period piece. But you can't account for the consumption.

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for this. Let's see what are we doing here plant that something and let's go he just said there. Haven't even looked at my quests you know. Ballistic Bertie thank you very much. For the tip there. Quests, guns, destroy all three artillery guns. Good stuff so we're nearly at one big situation there. Activate plant explosive charge. That's one. There's another.

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and향y is a high-level threat of the attack.

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to tear them apart. I just wanna, I wanna go into vats on these clowns. So I'm just gonna let my AP fill up here. Fuck. Are you serious? Point blank. Why is he sticking on me? What are you doing Sergeant Benjamin Montgomery?

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with your gun pointed to the ground and getting fucking flame hopped by Chairman Chang. Oh, he's dead. He did it. I'm on fire. The EastEnders game still has to be finitoed as well. There's a whole fucking, like, half of the game

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was that game still to play you know I think you play is the bent cop now you finished there's a day if you if you want a game that's not gonna get fucking made today it's the getaway because there's some some crazy non-pc chat in that what about the mafia games red I have them in my posesh just never really I just saw what they were like and I just thought I think I'd

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I played L.A. Noire and then I thought, you know what? I know it's not a fucking balls to the wall pumping powerhouse of a shoot 'em up. But that's good enough for me. I don't want to suffer the driving around an old fucking city and then just laying in for that. Although it does sound good, that concept. Maybe some of the cutscenes are funny as well, you know, some of the accents.

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You skipped the drive in in Mafia. I'm gonna be over encumbered soon maybe. Not really, you can't.

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"I'm just throwing shit at the wall says Matthew any of it's take math math instead of math what happened there man I think that's your fault Matthew sorry about that sorry to throw that one on your shoulders don't tell me I fucking start back ten years ago that's the fucking ten years ago these guns are pounding

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the charge. Done. They need to make like a getaway style game in Dublin like kind of love-hate as well. Or love-hate the video game. That would be fucking mental. That would be class.

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That would be really do well cuz it'd be so like unique Like people around the world would be like playing fucking someone's gained access to your Irish gangster game absolutes your exogen fuck off John husband I'm sorry for telling you to get it Thank you very much for that or it gets out of control It's getting out of control class And I don't know what to do anymore

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You I'm wearing slippers and I've got the white socks on and for a brief flash there as I was kicking the fuck out of my chair to say thank you to John Holland I I thought my leg looked a little with the black combined with the black tracksuit bottoms the white socks and then the slipper it was very

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for the-coward-style!

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Now, I'd love to do a bit of moonwalking there, but I have nothing to do that on. I'm trying to come to terms with John Holland there. Thank you very much, Larry Schlug and Anti-Trockner. I don't know what to do, man. I have no idea of what to do to really

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: I'll tell you what I'll do the same thing I said to Tom. Not the uncle, but Tom Bomb, Jovi. I'll fucking sort you out, man. Something's gonna happen. But this time... Not that, anyway. Something else is gonna happen to you. Fucking hell. Bring back snake mode.

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: That's a health box there. Ooh! Benji's got something for you. Yeah, I'd love to try and do some moonwalking, because I can do it. I can do it, you know.

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But then again, is it really good to be doing moonwalking now after everything that's been revealed about him? Probably not, you know. It's a shame that, isn't it? Has your blow-up mattress friend Tom recovered from his illness? I don't have a blow-up mattress, but I do have the Gax. And was I- I was telling you about the

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The fact that the tenancy board say you need to have an inspection or this is the landlord anyway so the landlord said the inspector is going to be around a few weeks and then you know you make sure that your fucking house is safe or your flat where you live in is safe and that you've got a fire blanket and a fucking fire extinguisher and there's correct ventilation and they're checking to make sure it's not mold like you know it's not a shit gaff which is a good thing they need to do that

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because he came around and I had to fucking tidy the place and then Gax is in the room with me as well so I thought I can't have him just lying around the room because if this fella who's coming to fucking see the gaff sees that it just looks weird like you know because when I ordered it as well I didn't know what it was gonna look like and it might he might have thought it's like a fucking what's he doing with that

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and I was in for the fucking hot press. And then when I was putting it, I was like having to fucking shove it in to the hot press. It felt like I was shoving a body, like a dead body in. And for a moment, I got a brief kind of feeling of what it must be like to have to hide a body before someone comes around. So I was pushing it in,

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It really looks like someone's fucking dead in your thing So then I had to start I had to like go and get a like a sheet and I put a sheet over it and started cramming it down to the back and get an old shoebox

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and cover that body part up as well and I was just thinking to myself I hope he doesn't look in the hot press when he comes round but thank God he didn't and weirdly enough I actually knew the fella like I'd met him like 10 years ago and it was strange because we were just in the kitchen I was like do I fuck is your name I'm not gonna say his name I'll say is your name John yes remember and he was like yes out he was like how are you getting on anyway

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And, uh, fucking sound. And, uh, Joey the Lips, thank you very much for the tip. And Sky Pipes, thank you very much as well. Uh, he has to come back. His conclusion was, everything is fine, but you don't have a fire blanket. And you need, you need to have your windows need to have fucking restrictors on them. I was like, what the fuck do you mean? He goes, you need restrictors on windows now. Not the kitchen one. Just the, you know, and it, just in case

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I go what's that for? He said it's for safety, especially families as well. You know, if kids are going, I said, you know, no family here, man. He says you still need them. So then another that led to a fucking another handyman then had to come around and fix these fucking things. The last day, which led to another situation where I had to clean up again and stick gacks back in the cupboard. So that's twice in the space of. A month and a half, two months.

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That I've had to fucking put the body of a dummy into a cupboard and then cover it up. But look, we're still here. He's still here anyway. And we're having a great time. We have a good time. We have a good life and a great relationship together. Now.

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"Gax is on fire"

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The explosive charge. So we need to run. There's no time. We can't be arsing around here. This isn't fucking playtime. A tapishangos. This is real business. Get the fucking explosives planted and then move and fire. And move and fire. Pass and move with the Liverpool group. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Oh yeah he's back again revolver pat a lot revolvers plan so we what are we doing here we up against time we up against the clock boom boom now we what we do to move away

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is there. So we just move away from the mics to breathe in and we're grand. And then we can go back again. That's done. Is this a good thing for getting to be playing this or is there a bad side to it? Dark Shafé wanting a dark side to the, a bad side to the game. What's going on now?

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is this is he part of the simulation as well? Allow the generals to continue. Chelsea deets of beasts.

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. DR. My orders, sir.

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"situation map" That was trippy. What was going on with the tent there? Why did they turn that off? It was good.

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Okay. That sounds like the Chinese. Alright.

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: With arms wide open... What are we looking at for losses if we pull this off? So what's the situ here? I've no weapons.

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I'm okay. Ammo, data, notes, I'm okay.

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Yes. Good job. You patch me up pretty good too. Still bleeding. But that'll stop. Still bleeding. I can hear Cap and the others out in the yard fighting. So much gunfire. Fighting. They'll kill those Chinese bastards. Then we can all come home.

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- Thank you very much there, what about the Uyghurs? A massive shout out to Wendy, it's her birthday, happy birthday there to Wendy and also to, thanks very much gobbles, enjoy the lips and sky pipes, please moonwalk. For us, I don't have any moonwalk set up, I'll have to work on that, you know.

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... Why'd you call it that? ... Do I really have to answer that? ... You aren't going after civilian targets, you know. This is the big leagues. Anyway, I'm here to give you a hand with intelligence and logistics. Whatever you need, I'm your guide. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

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I think I'd rather have a friend. I don't want to work alone on this one. Why are you always gonna keep your eyes open, you know? Watch your ass. Did we ever see the video of the alien? Did we? Fuck.

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that press conference there yesterday no way the bigger your strike team the bigger your footprint on all the chinese sensing devices you need to think small the recruitment markers i gave you will recommend what size you keep your team in order to maintain the smallest footprint possible so to put it simply you pick a big clunky robot and you won't have much room left in the team for many other units you decide you decide let me change the subject what if i lose a strike

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Is this a strike team member? Yeah, let's just how do I put together my strike team? Uncle Sam's made it really easy for you. Yeah Use the recruitment markers I gave you and choose your team members anyway you see Then head outside to the barracks and your units will be ready to go. So Okay I need some gear can do just use the requisition pick whatever loadout the government Why do this remember?

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"Give me the guns, I don't have to requisite them. The other Jeff. Thank you very, very much. So I already did a requisition on the big heavy weapons package. But I want a close assault as well, you know? Can I have this? Will this just go to my...

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Okay, so you can only have one package, is that it? Talk to the quartermaster. Where's the quartermaster? They've not made this. They've not made this bit good.

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the sentence should be structured from now on. Thank you very much there. Scrotal recall and the other Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Did Connor tell you about the time he danced for the stream in a Japanese bar when the stream went down? He was embarrassed. I heard about it, yeah. I heard about it. In none other than Dubwita of all

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I have to go now. Use the terminals requisition strike team. Oh man, what am I doing? This has been done. Then this one needs to be done. Infantry man.

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A missile unit or a sniper or a mister gutsy. Got an infantry a sniper a grenadier and that's that. Deploy team.

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: Damn Chinese communists are stomping all over us. Time for a- So, what can he- I have to pay them back. You have discovered the field and do I have the- I don't have the weapons, do you know?

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: These are my boys. Montgomery, sniper boys, infantry boys, grenadier boys, water master. Here we go. Ammo already full apparently.

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: What did you need, soldier? Everything you got, man. Everything. Speech. Hell, you earned a lot of respect with the soldiers for what you did. Tell you what. Take the extra gear. Heavy weapons. Everything appears to be in order. Yep. Shanghai. Okay, that'll do.

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for the more than this but anyway let's fucking go for it. I'd like an assault rifle and a sniper. Now next thing's next. Boom. Location. Pave way. Speak Montgomery. Command strike team. We fucking did that, no?

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for those artillery guns were pounding the crap out of our soldiers.

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: Chelsea: Chelsea: Chelsea: Chelsea: Beasts. Chelsea: Chelsea: Beasts. Chelsea: Chelsea: Beasts. Chelsea: Chelsea: Beasts. Chelsea: Thank you very much, Paul Meske. Chelsea: In the toilet downstairs, it reeks! Chelsea: It reeks. Chelsea: I enjoyed your "I've got chavs"

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You can't do this smooth and by the numbers. Follow my lead. Come on. Yes, sir. What are your orders? Just fucking follow me, man. Do some killing. Wait for me outside the mining town on the way to the listening post. Yes, sir. I got chives on it. You know I got that cheddar cheese. I got chives on it. Sir. With bagel. Cheese, cheese, bagel.

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, I'm like this, but I don't want to go back to the place, but I don't want to go back to the place.

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I'm on land now in a few days Missile gauze American soldier

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"Torn to pieces." Thank you very much, Darren. And Haunted Jacuzzi, thank you very much. I got chaffes on it. That's gonna leave a mark. So, uh, the thing is, those men followed you to their death,

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the coptus I have to go through this fucking bollocks again should have saved it well looks yeah yeah all in days work Benji science you're right yeah live wait for me sir yeah speech yeah heavy weapons

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I'm just here at Anchorage now Pat. Yeah, the Chinese have arrived. No, they're not. They're not looking to talk. Yeah, missiles. It looks like we're gonna die, yeah. How are things new anyway? Good stuff. You're all well after Christmas and all that.

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Yeah. No, well, look, I'm minutes away from death. I'd say minutes at this stage. Minutes. They're on a precipice. They're on a fucking arete launching nukes at me. Nukes. Literal nukes. Yeah. No, I'm not gonna cry. There's no point. There's no point. I've accepted my fate. If you can't accept fate, you can't laugh anyways, Pat, can you?

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I don't want to die! Bye! Love you! Odds of death: 9 to 4. You know what they say anyways, Pat, if you don't laugh, you'll die. I'm still gonna fucking die anyways. Bye, Pat!

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It's a lot. At least we saved it. And we know what to expect. We know what to expect. I'm not long- Oh, it's crashed. It's fucking crashed. I can't believe this shit, man.

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is a random song to the tune.

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It's worth, including my 14 children. But we do want to thank him. We've had, I think, over 3 or 4 million hits on this seed sale our IT team launched yesterday, which is the big idiot seed sale. There's 100,000 seeds built for sale at just $16.99, which just goes to show that Europe leads the world in low airfares. There's no airfares like this in North America. And we're later on this morning going round to the ex-offices in Copperland.

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it's worth counting on YouTube to present or to give Elon Musk a free ticket. He doesn't even have to pay the $16.99 a free rider ticket to thank him for the wonderful boost in publicity which has seen our bookings rise significantly. They're up about 2 or 3% in the last five days which given our volumes is a very significant boost. So thank you to Mr. Musk. I take no insult at all of being called an idiot or a twat as anybody with teenage children would.

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are the tropelling is no insults are the last one.

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to be answered in this physical presence feel like the same beast

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you and huddle you and huddle you and imagine how safe you feel. Chelsea needs some beasts. Feel like they're safe. Feel like they're safe. Massive physical presences and feel like they're safe. Beasts.

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I have people in the time they have to be with you. Thank you very much, Sam Lee for the tip.

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I don't see physical presences and feel like they're safe. Beasts. Chelsea needs some beasts. Chelsea needs some beasts.

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with the physical characters that could hug you and cuddle you imagine how safe you feel Chelsea needs some beasts feel like they're safe feel like they're safe physical presences feel like they're safe

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I see physical presence is a feel like a safe beasts Chelsea needs a beasts Chelsea needs a beasts

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The end of all the dead.

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I think I've picked a shit loadout.

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What does the quest say? It says some stuff. It says some stuff, alright.

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So that's not, you don't want to be there. You're rewetting the bog minister. Michael Reyn, thank you very much there. Stay away from the explosions. That's grand and everything, but I mean...

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What the hell is going on? I just wish I had the fucking... Sniperini. Try not to die. What's this wall? Dear. Oh my god. It's... It's a fucking nightmare.

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is there in the middle of that. Fuck that man. You're not meant to go that way. Okay. Destroy two fuel tanks at the Chimera.

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Okay, there's my boys. It's my crew. Oh no, it's not my crew. It's an execution. Good job. Chinese execution. Check the local map to see what's available in your area. Ta Xion. And then you've got this.

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is over here. Okay. Look it up. Check it out. The red book. See what's available in your area.

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Oh my god! Oh my god! The Chinese asses again!

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! It's like a fucking Ant-Man. Antoinette.

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I like his hat! Lovely hat you have! Stand proud! Fuckin hell man!

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*BOOM* Wukong or Vust? Taste the pain. Wu Tang Clan is it? I was thinking I was gonna be able to loot all their juicy stuff and now they're gone. Yeah heal. Can't heal there Niall if I've got enough. I've got no Heelys. I've only a fucking batch of Psycho. I'm going mainline in the Psycho. I have a spike. I'm going jacking it up now.

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And then we're going heading into town. Might as well save it. Do the psych, it's freezing. Could you not candy flip the psycho with some jet? And then cream it off with a fucking death cloth.

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for a deathclaw hand for a smooth successful landon afterwards just liquefy a deathclaws hand for a smooth successful comedown experience off the back of that psychone jet psychone jet fucking troublesome combination the weekend man feeling it now getting too old for this shit

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I'll see you know it's been it's been five days and my head's still not normal it's not like the old days tango and cash taste the pain oh you still love that a bit in tango and cash when he slides down the zip wire using his belt you think about it fucking ridiculous like it would have just disintegrated they're disintegrators

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is that a reference to me bring back the Brazilian but what's that what's the reference to bring back the Brazilian Oh Oh no getting fucking gooned here

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by a pack of Chinese goons!

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You know the tunes on there. Snowmen. And they're even dressed like the Chinese lads. Oh no, these are American snowmen. These are friendly snowmen.

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I think I'm going to these things I'm not going to be this one. Snow beasts! G.I. snow. God it's a fucking desolate windswept hellscape.

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... those lads are ice. Okay, so that was two of my buddies there that were being Metal Gear China'd by a couple of Chiners.

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which is a lot of which I'm not even with my pants down. I'm loving anything in China in your hand. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ba-ba-ba-ba. I might as well save it even though it's gonna be a fucking bad job. Where's the heal box? Am I missing heal boxes? There's plenty of weapons boxes.

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Weapons grade stuff, but no fucking heal boxes. Let's set these lads on fire. On fire. We're falling through the air. Thank you very much. Maybe over here there's a little heal box.

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I should have brought a flamethrower so I could sing. Let's set these lights on fire on fire tonight tonight we've got guns

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The bell! Save! Tonight! Wukong gong! Let's set these lads on fire!

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! And then we're done! We are Chung! Fuck. Doesn't matter what they are. Chinese, Russian, Indonesian, Australasian, Oceanic,

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, Yankee Doodle Dandy Mexicani, they're all going down. I don't care where you're from. Spider drone. This will be the next thing. These will be the next things on the menus now that they're cooking up.

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them in real life and they already have its fuckin Boston Scientific Boston Dynamics Boston Scientific in Galway they've made a brand new robot that can drink pints and waste time and not do it and just hang around talking shite

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The spider drone You've just crippled the hull of the spider drone Of the spider drone Spiddlebat *laughing* A little legs on him

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is a little bit of a misnomer the spider drone because they only have four legs here So you couldn't call it a spider

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I think I'm done. Gonna set myself on fire And keep warm Didn't realize that if you set yourself on fire, it's gonna keep you too warm too much that you're gonna die Stupid man sat him. He set himself on fire in order to keep warm didn't realize

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. Man who had no experience with flames or fire. Come on, you fucker. We're not gonna get him from here. Oh, it'll keep you warm, alright? For the rest of your life. Frag grenade, frag mine, gauss rifle, used missiles. Sheltered man.

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Oh, fucking hell, he got sheltered. He got sheltered. Oh, immersive. Oh, fuck. Pat, we're after discovering a Chinese armor dump.

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Where are you now? Could you come and pick me up? Where are you? Balladrine. How long is it to Alaska from there? That's gonna be too long, Pat. Too long. I need you now. There's Chinese lads around. They've got guns. Pops up.

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's down again. Pop goes the weasel. Once you pop, you just can't stop. Chinese democracy. That lad just got a little taste of Chinese democracy right there.

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I love them! Tell everyone I love them! Hey, he's turned around, Pat. Things are turning around. Things are turning around! Back to square one again, Pat. He lived... He withstood that. He withstood that. I shot him in the back. Yeah, it's just a testament to the resilience of the Chinese. They're strong.

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*gizzi. Let's cut to the chase. I... I'm dying. I think I might turn the gun on myself, Pat. There's one in the chamber. But not to... but it's not for me!

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"Call the flight, Pat." "Cancel the flight, Pat." "We're going back to China." "Cold open." "Call an ambulance." "But not for me."

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Oh, it was the best of times It was that the best of times I was the worst of times Is that the best of times you could come up with? Shakespeare Jerry hadn't going back in time in a fucking time machine saying oh, now it's Shakespeare Is that the best of lines you could come up with?

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That was Dickens! Alright. Are a few fuckin' hundred years. Either way. Same shit. Is that the best of times you can come up with? To be or not to be? Fuckin' noise out of this.

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. Stream gone, is it? My fucking internet is fine. What?

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Are we back? What happened there? You know when you've been tangled and cashed. So the stream cut out when I made the fucking error about Shakespeare or Dickens, so nobody heard me say the dick, but somebody did.

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on the "in" question.

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So let's go for a moment and turn that down. Where's Gary? I wonder who's... what's going on? I should just keep going, shouldn't I? Because people will watch it back and they'll be like, oh, it's just... I'm gonna skip this bit anyway, you know?

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: My internet's fucked. Done it for me. Done for me. YouTube glitch, now we're back. You're back a bit now. Just a bit. We gotta go. Oh my god, what's going on?

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What's happening? The TV app is fucked. Ah, so it's people who are using the TV app. Oh my god, look at this. This is a beast. This is the beast tank that we've seen there about ten or about fucking forty-five minutes ago, an hour ago.

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I wonder what we do with this. It's a missile situation, is it? Oh, we're back. People are saying community beast. Let's F5 and then go for it here. Panonistic.

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the shago hod having already ripped off frank jager bomb they've gone and done their own fucking shago hod as well oh my god it's just the shago hod look how would they get away with that oh hannandor from zelda jerry hannandor

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: Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Yes, they're falling, dropping like flies. They must have been vaxxed. They must have got the fucking Sputnik.

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I caught you smilin! Again! I caught you smilin! Again! I caught you smilin! Yeah! What? I'm fine. I crippled your torso again. Do you ever know the power of Hanan?

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there, Uyghurhod. The Uyghurhod. Now you know how that ended. Hopefully there's a health box around here we can load up our health bar. Utilizing the health box. No, no.

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for those health boxes. Probably got crippled limbs. No. Here we go. I need to start utilizing these mines. Fucking loads of them.

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The Feedbox. That's someone said the feeling chipper box there little John. I think they should bring out a new thing called the Feedbox. Or even just a Feedbag. Because they're already doing spice bags. Just do a Feedbag. Which is like a double the size or a trough for a family of

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For a family of four. That's 200 pound trough for a family of four. Nothing beats a shit food holiday. And we gotta fucking missile it up here. Can I have... I'll go for one slop bucket. I want a feed trough. A feed bag. A meat sack. A chipper box. And...

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Yeah, I think that's it. We might go for some dessert after that. What kind of slap do you do? Do you have any... No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. And extra grease, how much? Okay. Yeah. No, we'll be there.

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: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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with the fend, resener, ohhhh yeah he's on the fend he's on the fend god bless him we've ran out of missiles we're gonna go gauss on it so my order again is five slap wickets a turkey box

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3 chip launchers, side of grease, 2 battered gouges, liquidated eyeball, and a nasty little prick as well as a side. A slider of pricks. Yeah.

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. Supers. Supers. Supersize it. Supersize it. And a Diet Coke. And get me a full fat Coke as well. For afters. And a milkshake. And a milkshake, yeah. Made with raw milk. Raw milk. One geebag. Five supersized geebags, actually. Change that.

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What is that? What's that? That's probably about four weeks. The food will be fucking gone by then, will it? No, we'll go to Spar anyway on the way there and buy five... Yeah, no, five Aramats. Yeah, that'll go well with the gi-bags.

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: And then, how are we gonna get the slab trough through customs? You're working out. Okay. Well, look at... I'm, uh... Yeah, I've got a few Chinese lads here, and I'm full of... I'm full of piss and vinegar, and I've got a load of ammo and missiles as well. We should be grand. We'll talk to you. Bye-bye. Pfft. Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.

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My bomb, I don't know where it's gone. So that was good. We managed to get these guys done. That's relieved us a little bit. And we can save that quickly. Quick save.

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I'm not going through the influence of these are a lot of these are so much.

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to move out here. Weapons, apparel, aid, world. Food world. Owen Murphy, thank you very much.

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. Nice rifle there. I think he can handle it. How about you? Seems to know his way around the block. How about you? That's why you always gotta keep your eyes open. Watch your ass. Go back. That looks like a fuel tank. Okay, so that's the destruction. That's what we gotta do. That's what we gotta do. Right there, lads. Right there.

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*Bomb*

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""

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. I like the way I move past through Anchorage in Alaska. Watch me go. Watch me go. Watch me go. I haven't done any training. I haven't had any need for any training, Pat. I like to dance. I like to dance in Alaska. Save the last dance for me.

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I like those tunes. Good tunes, weren't they? They were the best of tunes. Tune a sandwich. Another one here anyways. Gonna put a bomb on this. Oh, the Chinese don't know what's in store. Huh? Run away. The case is electric.

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It's cheeky enough

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I'm an unknown quantity to these lads. I'm an unknown quantity. I'll tell you something, if they try anything, boom boom time. I learned a lot from the ISIS lads. The one thing you can say about that whole ISIS period that we lived through, that we got through, is we learned how to boom boom. Didn't we? We learned how to boom boom, Pat.

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I have to take everything you can get from it. Otherwise what are you left with at the end of the day? You're up against it in a predicament like this. I have had no formal training.

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I've watched and I've learned and I've watched many videos on YouTube how to do it and now they've given me a missile. They've given me a missile. So there's nothing much I can complain about. I'm fucking acting the maggot inside their tent every day. I'm jumping on their computers, their desks, their terminals. Terminal velocity. I'm on their situation map every day of the week.

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and creeping around doing whatever I like I'm a man of the tent for all intents and purposes but I tell you the blasts I was doing out the back there were huge oh they were intense they were intense Pat you have to believe me they were more intense than a hundred

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*

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It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We'll see you later anyway. We'll talk to you later on. Things are getting slippery inside here. They have a few nice mats on the floor. Most of the place is not covered. We'll see ya. Bye bye. Bye bye. The US Army needs more soldiers like you. Carry on.

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"I Pats"

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He's hard as nails Pat! *laughs* He's not phased at all no, and he's still friends with me. That's the beguiling thing. What about this?

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and the enemy are stomping all over us. Time for us to pay them back. Those targets can't secure themselves. You got a job to do, soldier. Now snap to it!

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This is man's boi!

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: There won't be nothin! NOTHINN! : I think it's time to show those red bastards what the US Army is all about. : There's no need for that now. We're all fuckin' from the same place. We're all from planet Earth.

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It was a lovely little three hours, it was a quick blast for the ages. Thank you very much there for joining me on the quick blast. Must reload that, we don't want to... Although we didn't fall foul of any of these guys here, it seems to be a good vibe. It's a great vibe. We'll save it there anyways.

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for goodnight, see you later, sayonara, sayonara, so long, what's the Chinese for goodbye? I forgot what the Chinese for goodbye is. It's the last day for Dara Dermody. Get him while he's hot. Yeah. Or get him while you can. Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog. Thank you very much there. And Dara, very, very, very,

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the site to support saving YouTube links with timestamps. Oh my God. Thank you very much, Dara. And to everybody else out there as well, who was so kindly joined and tipped as well.

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I don't know how loud this one is.

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Beasts. Beasts. Beasts in there. Physical characters. Beasts in there. Feel like they're safe. Chelsea needs some beasts. Beasts. Beasts. Beasts. Beasts in there. Physical characters. Beasts in there. Feel like they're safe. Chelsea needs some beasts. Beasts. Beasts. Chelsea needs some beasts. Beasts. Beasts in there. Physical characters. Beasts in there.

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The fuck's going on down there? Physical characters. Feel like they're safe. Chelsea needs some beasts. What's going on down there? Physical characters. Feel like they're safe. Chelsea needs some beasts. Beasts in there.

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in there.