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Is still a problem. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust.

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What are you doing there, Turfbug, Joel, Tom, Aisling, Three Piece, David, Notion, Larry, Owen, everybody else who's steam plowing their way into the machine world there. I meant to say mainframe, not machine world. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.

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But we're picking it up here just as we left off yesterday with Buzzcut McGraw, otherwise known as General Chase. Chase to the face. And we can tell he's a general because he's got four stars.

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... Greg Bovino. Who is he again? What's the other fella that's got a funny name? I got stuck in a fucking ... not Bovino. I was going around just saying his name over and over again. Oh yeah, the head of ice dresses like that, like a Nazi. But what's the other fella from the administration? Name like ...

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"Dan Bongino" - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bongino - Dan Bong

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Yeah, I should have saved that for the next time... Fontaine comes out of the trap, but I mean... I do find that very therapeutic to go around just saying that name in that voice. If you ever feel a little bit stressed out or if life is getting you down, I definitely recommend it. I heartily recommend it.

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.

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or am I Fontaine or am I Fontaine? Yeah, I don't even know man. I mean I'm just that's the only link I have is that the uh he kept on saying it so I just refer to him as that but I don't even know. I suppose we won't really know will we until we actually know. Joey the lips thank you very much. Speak to sergeant Montgomery to command your strike team. Secure the Chinese listening post. Hang on. Did we not already do that yesterday?

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or did I fail in my mission to do such a thing? Who's this? The boys are posing for a photograph.

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. Dan Bongino. Okay, so Mont...oh, it's the quartermaster. Sergeant Montgomery is who we're looking for. It's a grease monkey.

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All that I've got!

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"The rest of the operation should make the artillery guns feel like a walk in the park." Blip. I'll do the blip in a minute. Let's see what we've got here. I think I might actually have to go over and requisition first. Oh, that's not going to drop all this shit. You're telling me to just do this. This is what you're telling me to do.

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...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...catch ...

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... ...dan Bongino...dan Bongino...dan Bongino...dan Bongino...as I live and breathe...you got a song. Sorry, I'm just doing an impression there. I'm not trying to let him take over the stream. This is my stream. This is my fucking stream. So I came over here, then Quatermaster, he's gonna give me

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the package is he I need some sniper gear I'll just take care of all your old gear for you and here are the new ones yeah lovely stuff so then I go back to this place here always he's after taking the sick in my ammunition and now this lovely stuff catch frazz thanks for letting me know about that there you you just

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"You gave me the relevant information that was quality information and then you dipped out. I asked a follow-up question but I already understand. I was asking too much of you. You delivered the goods there, Ketch. And I was being a bit too greedy for more stuff. Oh, there you are again actually, I missed you. You actually did. You did right back. I take back that apology, Ketch. I want to reinstate the thank you again.

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the blip the blip will sort us out the blip will reveal all Looking for stuff here looking for a good good time here See the problem with these blips

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They're not lining up. They're telling me to go over there now. Would I not need a team with me? Alright, here we go. You're dismissed as you were. No. Ice camp.

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"The Listening Post" "The Listening Post" still needs to be secured. "And then the Pulse Field" needs to be deactivated." "Yes sir."

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...

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I'm at a loss here. I'm aghast at how lost I am. I've only just started. Come on, we really need to pick up the pace here. I'm gonna head out into the wilderness here. I'm gonna follow this blip here. Rattiness level nil. There's still time.

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It took 30 minutes yesterday for the rat to appear. You might still make an appearance yet. Check map, did they follow you? Yeah, look at that map there now. Alright. Maybe they do. Whoever, whether they do or they don't,

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on the right track now fucking hell just got his fucking cabbage rocked by a 50 cal scenario

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...beauty. And that's how you get a critical strike on a Chinese sniper. So I'm wondering, this is a bit of a fortuitous set of events.

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is the perfect timing just as I say that as well I'm gonna throw this one out she lads where's that where's the menu hop up hop up hop up hop up hop up it won't it won't come up till danger goes okay fucking hell there's plenty of

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I'm gonna have to take some psycho how am I gonna snipe now with a crippled arm all over the place here all I know crippled egg as well

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I might as well let him, let him just do it. Just let him do it. Crippled egg. Just waiting for him to cripple me.

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! Nobody move please! What's going on here like? I mean this is a golden opportunity for him. I don't know why I keep doing that as if that's gonna... He can't see me. This is a game that was made. The best part of two decades ago. But, uh, what's going on?

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This will get him moving. What's he doing behind that? Sandbag. The base is electric. Just hopefully it doesn't autosave or anything. Unless somebody took him down. No.

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It's a shame because I'm wearing such a nice armored suit as well. Just go show you don't play mind games. Avec le chinese. I have all my shit. I'm ready to rock. And I have to say thank you very much to Dara and Sam Lee.

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is that I have two webmasters who went and did the bidding even though I never asked anyone to do the bidding just want to put that on the record there just in case you think he's so ungrateful we've made these websites for him but now I actually I was saying that I'm gonna try and make my own you know fucking what would you call it Viper YouTube what would you call it even

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! The video jockey. VTube. You missed nothing. I've only just started. I just keep on getting sniped out of it by fucking Chinese snipers. That's one gun.

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Just Qui-gon-jin that Feels good man Vibe tube. Feeling the vibes. Oh no. He's good. But I've got an F9 button.

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- Which remarkably just starts to see, when I reload you get that little noise which is brilliant. Not again though. There you go. Now we get over here, this will give us the adequate shieldage necessary.

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is getting out the way of this fucking lads missiles he can't even see me he's got a dog yes this is gonna be a lovely I'll get she'll get a critical seems though he can't he doesn't see it coming you know wait for it big time crit hit coming up big time creature feature about to hit the screens and it missed didn't even hit him maybe I'm too far away

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Yeah, I saw the head come off. For more damage, you need to sneak. Thanks very much for letting me know there. So you need to be crouched, is it?

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is this dog gonna come down for a look

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oh fuck

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Yeah, I saved it. Now I can hear a couple Chinese lads as well. As a dog. And there's health in there. It's all going on inside there anyway.

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of parable, a peppering of bullets, a smattering of Parabellum, a garnish of high velocity projectiles. Just casually goes back to work, just goes to show how strong the work ethic is with these lads, that they receive that to the face, their entire face goes back to the face.

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is red. He must have like a cavity in the middle of his head now. And then, first thought from him, load up the next round. Back to work. I love it. And we'll go again. Yeah. And there's no reloading after that anyways. You know, that's... That's a tough one. That's a tough one.

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That's a tough one. No matter how strong your work ethic. To be able to patch up that wound. It's just not gonna happen. Take all this stuff. Don't mind me. Just taking all this stuff.

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No HR can help him out. He is truly or was utterly and truly. Ben Bongino. Ben Bongino.

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: Rengan-bino! So... Here we are. Back-ash again.

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speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech.

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: Better criticals? Oh yeah. I think so. Savage clutch kills. Insane critical strikes.

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Go up!

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, do you know, bongino. Fuck. Yes, truly and utterly besmudged. And they disappear. Couple of bonginos in here about to get danned. And there we have it.

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one bites the dust. Plenty of dust biters around here. Wow. Fucking noise, Aris. He's a good guy. No problemo, dude.

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: - Dan Bongino!

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I do. You don't want to get in the way of one of those. And that's the crit. We're seeing a big, big uptake on the crit hits.

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! John Bongino! Fuckin hell! Shoooo! John Bongino! Oho! Through the railyns!

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is the way they get vaporized and then they just like disappear the blood still remains is this even real now this we don't even know it's a simulation we're living in a simulation Jesse Van Bino

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: Captain Sack, thank you very, very much there for the tip. Cuddly beasts.

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It's one there look is he wouldn't mine we'll just take the risk Great Fox Cash Patel Gino Mixing it up with my boys cash Patel and then by Gino

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And then I get taken out of the game.

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: Aha! Look, we're back here. We're back to fucking square one anyways. God. And thankfully, Dan Bongino turns up and finishes the job. God.

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: Yeah, we were part of a clean up crew. Down, way down south in Alaska. Oh no. Gonna have to fucking F9 now. I didn't realize there's a strong man outside there.

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is about to get fucking absolutely bon ginoed bon ginas how are you gambino

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It took him back a bit took him back a few years He's back on his feet anyways who in the fucking work for chairman Chang You just see a lad sneaking into the back there Oh, dirt Ronaldi

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What the fuck? Down south of the border. Down Alaska way.

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I did not see that he landed in I'll save it there thanks for reminding me he landed in Shannon did he? just to refuel didn't get out no? Al Pacino

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. Oh, lovely. That knocked him off his perch. Oh! Oh my god. Fucking hell. Creature featured.

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Just stay quiet.

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: Gino Ogino Ginelli Gino DeCapo Dan Marino... Everybody stay quiet! Nobody bun Gino!

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Oh, he's doing that as he's got the he's got the stealth camo on Can we take him down? He got spooked This bit has been going on a while we're only just getting started man come back in three hours

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is he's just begun! Bongino! For you and me now! Is it even a bit? It's just me saying the fucking same name over and over again. Bits and pieces anyway. It's something, it's a piece!

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I bring you peace my peace I bring you fucking hell man like hell man province over here where's the where's the noise gun there it is

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"BOOM" "BOOM" "It's a good idea of a good kill" "BOOM" "Oh yeah, we'll take a chance" "Well at least he comes out of the fucking" "Woodwork to provide absolute critical hits on our behalf" "I wonder if we see more of that fella now" "Ah!" "That we've got a boosted crit hit situation"

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We got word that the Bongino cartel sends its regards. Maduro. That son of a bitch Maduro. Locked up. He's doing a nine stretch in Brooklyn.

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: "Breaker Breaker 615"

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We've just deployed in Bongino to De Campo, on 5th Street. On 21st and Bongino. You ready to take control? Coming soon to Dunn's. Bongino's Pleated Chinos. 20 years, Bongino unit. Reporting for duty.

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One of the division. We came across a platoon of Crimson Dragoons. Crimson Dragoons. All we had was a sniper rifle and a handful of missiles.

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"Bangino and myself."

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unit look oh man thank God I got that fucking perk that restores all your AP after a successful critical strike I am gonna love this they're gonna let me yeah the closest I've ever been in bats to someone

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It's meat. It's meat. You're saying frag. I wonder will I be able to successfully frag from here in vats. Because I don't know how to throw a grenade.

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The more it's going to launch into the air. Nice. And another. Are you playing regular or Tale of Two Wastelands? I think it's regular, James.

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I think it's regular. It's game of the year edition. Nomads installed. Vanilla Ice. It's just the Bongi Nomad. That's the only one I've installed. The Bongi-nator.

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The Bangella. The Bangella Abuser. Goes through a whole pipe in a day. Just reapplying it every ten minutes. Bangella Abuse. It's no laughing matter.

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is the hell. Bangella by the way, wasting your time, money just gets salt out the press and really feel the pain but then you feel truly alive after it. Which is what he said. Right on the Bangello.

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"That's why you always gotta keep your eyes open watch your ass who's this is he a good good guy Chinese technician pointing a big gun at you sure you're gonna remain friendly with me and there's no words out of him

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The Bondinator. He's doing a podcast. He's not well. We won't kill him anyways,

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The mode is being sound like. Oh my god. What's the point of having that stealth camo if you're not gonna fucking jump out and kill me?

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Oh fuck.

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This is a pretty much. I'm not going to get up.

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if you're even trying to pronounce the mandarin the way they're doing it. Do you know? Bit of that in it. I'll stop doing that. It just sounds weird. But what I'm trying to get across is that I think you have to... Oh fuck. They say that you...

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... your tongue has to be kinda pointing towards the roof of your mouth to get that "R" sound. Completely and utterly Chinese Bongino'd.

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It's the invisible box that I have the problem with. Sanctuary.

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in the city. Yes. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! For fuck's sake. I can't believe this. I can't believe this.

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. Yes. I have to reload. No, I'm out of ammo! Ben Scambino!

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Just show your face man!

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The Chinese year of the Bongino.

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. That'll f***ing soften his cough. How about this? Another cough softener right here. Cough. Softened. Baobund.

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The other day is a recent attack.

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It's all right, we... yeah, save it. And then... pure and utter destruction in the shape of missiles and grenades, possibly, maybe, yeah. Maybe a few mines, yeah, yeah, that'll do, yeah, we'll do that, we'll do that. Oh, they're gonna get absolutely bad.

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If they decide to come through here. For the best. Maybe just a few through here as well. Oh yeah, I can see it.

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: Oh!

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*s that are dumb* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to play* *want to

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I left some lovely pies out for you lads. Did you not snack a Tee-Cee on them? Do you reckon they can fucking walk over them when they're wearing their sensual sleepwear? Spread them out more. But I wanted to, like, put four of the best pies on the ground and then you get four times your pie. Pie R squared.

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"They're stealth buffs." Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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* You just know it's not gonna work like... They're just gonna kill me again.

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I'll get panicked and it'll go wrong as usual. Now ring the doorbell.

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is there. I think your man is hunkered down around in there. I know he's there anyway. Let's just do him there. I tell you what, maybe they don't become activated until you've blown their cover. So let's just spray a few 10 mil bullets around the place.

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to deactivate their stealth buff and then it's all system buff what the fuck is going on with my sub it's not automatically firing it's like semi-auto oh my god after all that what a big big stupid waste of time that was

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"Run in, heal then run out. Oh yeah, good idea. I'm gonna triple-pie it again.

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And then triple pie there. And another sweet pie there. I'm gonna save so we don't have to go through this rigmarole again.

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, and then run to that, get the health boost, and then run away. Just, fella just sitting there, look, waiting. What's his game? Could've killed me by now, like. In the toilet downstairs! It reeks! Conrad, thank you very much. Yes, it's working. My plan is working.

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And it wasn't even my plan. It was thanks to Redmatch and other people who suggested doing what I did. But you see how quickly I forget and just take all the glory for myself and announce it to you like I'm... I did this... Has to be done, you know? It's for my own... I just need to give myself a boost, you know? Just to make myself feel better.

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. Uh, Conrad, thank you very much for your tip. Oh! Fucking Bongino, Bongino, Bongino. Oh, yeah! If I get creedles now, I will be very, very angry. It was all part of the script.

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It's like the dance moves to do.

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...save ... What's all this hamnet business about? Is it about Shakespeare? Because every time I see a little picture of it, they're like in a theater. And then I saw a clip and I think Paul Meeskel was doing a sort of Shakespearean delivery, is it?

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and kid okay all right and is it the greatest film ever is it and it's sir is Paul mescal Shakespeare in us he looks too heroic to be fucking Shakespeare Shakespeare looks a little like a little fella he is he is he's too good to be he's too good to be

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the she is like. Wasn't he a little fellow with like. Like a little shmig. Looked like a magician. Ham Shakespeare. Hamshankspear revengeance. All you can shake a stick at.

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is about to get absolutely bond gene-o'd it's about the mother book and their son Hamlet so what came first his son Hamlet or the play that he wrote called Hamlet chicken or the egg

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I knew nothing about it and I thought hamnet because the word net they are the syllable net Just sounded like a tech film I thought it was gonna be about AI or something But maybe Chinese technicians might be involved

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! Internet ham! Delivered to your door within 24 hours or your money back guarantee!

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for the attack. Oh no, he was sound. I wasn't meant to kill him. He wasn't an aggressor. Hey, fuck. Which is what he said. I'm just repeating what he said.

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with their fucking voice

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You know, you can't count for the uninitiated. It's all about the tones and the drones. Now, I don't know where these shots came from, whether it was from a turret or an absolute real-time, real-life human. We don't know. Paul Meskel, thank you very much.

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: Just gonna go on. Walls to the wall. Here he is. Oh, fuck it. Now it's September, yeah? It's Skyrim 2. Cruise control.

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with the Dan Bongino. Oh look at his head! Shakespeare 3. Shake harder. What the fuck? Shake hard with a vengeance. Okay. Dan Bongino.

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Is the simulation over? I think it's still... we're still in the simulation I'm afraid. I'm okay with the loadout that I have. Hopefully I still have it. I like the loadout that I have. Fuckin' hell. So then we just go back over to our loadout tent. Re-up.

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for the pulps. He's gotta re-up. Sir. Sir. Disable the pulse field and then we're done. We're out of Alaska. Back to the wasteland. Kalinsky, thank you very much. Liquid Pace.

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in the same t-missile. Pace injection. Turbo-diesel. Now I'm going the wrong way I think. I think the problem here is you need to go into the the missiles that are being fired at you. I think that's where I need to go.

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I'm wrong I'm wrong I think

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is ok we're through we're through we're through

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: John Sombriro. Okay, what else?

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. Thank you very much for the tip. Okay, what else? Just check the score in the Roman versus Stuttgart game. It's Rom 1, Stew 0. Everything reminds me of him. Yeah, it's sad. It really is. But he's up there now watching down.

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. Hopefully he hasn't gotten to hell.

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. Yes. I think I've gone completely and utterly the wrong way. Even though the blippenstein is telling me this is the right way.

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. He sounds like...

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Check the local map. Yeah, it's not here anyway. I'll just get out of here first and then I'll check it because there's no point looking here. I like this though. Just swishing my way through. Ah, we got that anyway.

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. Two weeks in purgatory.

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Two weeks in purgatory.

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Local map. Maybe he does have to come back this way.

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. I think my initial appraisal is correct and we have to go back this way.

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go through the rocket field where they keep on striking you with their rocket strikes there's a way up what through here in your fast travel you can't

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I think I might have a stealth boy. No, I don't.

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There. It's a long way home. You'd think, wouldn't you, you'd just be able to go through this fence into the next little zone there.

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. Tonight at nine. Stealth boy.

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What did he know? And where did he go? And more importantly, where did he go? Once they find a way to fucking develop a stealth boy, it's game over. Imagine that.

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is going round. You don't even know they're there. Okay, F5. I'm just gonna pump a bit of Psycho into the guilds and run like fuck towards the

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. That's gonna be my first strat. Here we go. Hopefully we don't get Bongino'd here. Oh I tell ya, you end up getting downed here and there's like a wall that you can't get past.

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is the gunshot!

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We're back on the Bongino track. I'm so happy to be back on the Bongino track. Crit hits, creature features, the whole nine yards up close and personal. Sensual. Don't mind if I do. They're decapitators.

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. Decapitici is in town. At your pleasure. Francesco Decapitici. Raising suggestions of high caliber towards head. Cranial infractions. Cranial insanity.

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Oh man, that's the Chinese Bongino. Chinese Bongino.

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I like this little angle just over the shoulder like this I got chives on it Thank you very much there for the chives

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I got chave on it and a spread of creamy cheese. I got chave on it.

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I got chomp on it. Can we take this guy from here? I don't think so. Nice hits. Has Pat arrived the RV at Alaska or at Alaska from Ireland?

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is that will be weeks away still on the way Oh God poor guy and even then I don't know how he's gonna traverse think he's gonna drive over from he's getting the ferry over to France and then he's gonna drive all the way from France through Europe then through Russia and then in Siberia in the mid in winter like it's all frozen over

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. And he's gonna utilize the fact that it's frozen over to cross from Siberia over to Alaska. To get me. To get me. Or Pat. Sorry, not Tom. Pat. What am I saying? Pat.

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is that Joel, Tom. Oh no.

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on. Jesus. What's going on? The crits. Where are the crits? He's like casually looking off to his right

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rifle at me critical mistake a DLC info thank you very much there for the tip lies were penalty you can do the DLC in any order there's no intended order I don't think it was thanks for the tip by the way I think that was more a suggestion of what the best order is not like you have to do

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for your thoughts in this order you know causes I recall someone saying that some of them are harder than others and some of them are better to do earlier Pat the Baker makes an appearance Scott Olsen thank you very much

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... 54? But the order that you are recommending there, man, in your tip is... Point Lockout takes you to a swamp with a bunch of deliverance-style hicks. That sounds good.

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and it won't end up in quicksand.

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Is he getting it removed there as well.

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A little present from Hash Patel! I got a message from Hash Patel and Jon Bon Jovi... Wanna hear it? Here we go... Boom... No gate... A little message from Dan Houser...

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of Rockstar Games. Howdy, stranger. This is Hauser. Oh, you fucking cheek dog. Cheeky box. That lad just opened the cheeky box there before.

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for helping to get the misses he doesn't know what kind of fucking Pandora's boxes after all he's doing well man he's doing really well I have to come back in a moment square up to him after we've replenished our health

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I had a chance, sir. Did- was I not meant to be backed up by a few American soldiers? They just fucking deserted me in my hour of need. This has to be it. Utterly. Utterly. Bongino'd. Bongino'd Janelli.

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The ice cream man. What's going on here? Lobbed from Australia, I'm in. That was my Australian. Was it okay?

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speak Australian as well, you know. Scutterly butthly. Chinese terminal about to be activated. It's a load of daft old text.

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to our quest. Have to follow the blippenstein. Absolutely damn bungeeing out, mate. It's my attempt at Australia and it's a bit like trying to do Liam Neeson. It can really go tits up. But I think I'd fit in. I don't think anyone would guess that I wasn't from Australia

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They heard me say that in Australia. I was there and I was going. How's it going everybody? I'm Australian. How about that damn Bongino, huh? In Arabia.

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I didn't save, that's why I'm-- Oh! Backing up here. Back up, back up, 'cause it's on. Might do a few of these, look. That poor bastard! That man was just standing there, he's on my team. Collateral.

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! Oh, yep, they're fucking duds! Collateral Higgins. Then, why don't we just use ours? What's going on here? I've never even thought about that. That's been in our pocket the whole time. Sent that lad down under. Sent him back down under there.

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the normal hemisphere yeah I need to practice it I haven't really practiced it and I've got the headphones on as well it's hard to really hear you know I need a monitor to be able to hear that I haven't got it absolutely faint has steak Ramsey Street thank God he's still alive man we get him to move look move him over here

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* That's it man. *laughs* It's a close-quarters RPG. With the Dan Bongino mod. Fallout 3. I don't want to be on the screen when I fuck it up.

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for that three really brings the game alive and if you want there's another mod as well put the Ramsey Street mod which brings you back to the street we all know and love from them a famous soap opera Ramsey Street it's called neighbors it's called neighbors it's an inspirational tale about a jewel a journey I was gonna say John

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on a, I got confused whether or not to say jaunt in Australian or say journey in Australian. So I'll retake that one again.

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You're not here, this is known as Alaska. F5? I just want to get through this other bit and then we can go back to Dambo and Geno mod in a second there. I think I have it. After my... I was feeling a little bit kind of confused, a little bit like I'd fucked it up, you know? They're okay, they're okay.

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- Eh, eh, eh. Heh. Welcome to Australia. Oh! USA! Is that another Dragoon over there? Look. He he. Use the piss-all, letcha.

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Oh god. With music from the Dan Bongino clan tag. The Wu-Tang clan tag. I think that's a turret that needs exploding. And I've got it wrong. No, I haven't. I have. Spaffing away the bullets.

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! Nearly got my head blown off by a Chinese sniper! A Chinese sniper, a dragoon unit. Fifteen dragoon units. And one Chinese dragoon sniper inside that pillbox. Which is all part of the modification. You can download these mods tonight. You can do it tomorrow in your own spare time if you like. What I wanted to say is that

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This game is truly one for the ages. It's a Bongino. I like to give it five out of five Bonginos. We've got another fucking Chinese turret inside that pillbox. No tipling, thank you very much. There is no tipling, is there? Well, how did you find it then?

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That's... I have to say... That goes above and beyond the Call of Duty. That someone has leveled an accusation of tip at the stream, only to let us know, only to inform us that there is no tip link in the description available as it stands. So give it a minute. We've spaffed away all of our sniper bullets.

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...I've lost it there. I said snipe ... Right. Let's get gauzy. Let's get busy with the gauzy here. A coming-of-age drama about a gun turret inside a pillbox vanquished by a ghouls-wielding maniac dispatched by the Americans to lay siege upon the Chinese.

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... The Chinese in Alaska. It's very cold. It's too cold for me anyway. Thank you very much there. The Chinese. I'm just gonna Bongino down here. Just gonna hunker down here in the Bongino unit. I'm gonna amend the description. Courtesy of

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You have to ask yourself a question there. How would you do that last? Sorry, sorry. Just give me a break there. Give me a break. I'll come back as Australian as ever.

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. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the J-Virus. I think I'm getting better, because it was shocking there when I first started. But it's getting even better now, and I think anyone who's to stumble into this

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I genuinely believe that I'm streaming from Queensland or Victoria or Melbourne or Sydney or Adelaide or any of those places that we all know Brisbane what about the the fucking Clive James voice

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. How about that? Was that okay? The fuck? Well, that's how Clive- sounds like a posh Australian news anchor. That's how Clive James sounded, I think. I don't- yeah.

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Oh, fuck! Oh, yeah. No, we'll go with the left leg. Absolutely critical. Fantastic, absolutely fantastic critical strike on the left leg, the right leg, the left leg of the Chinese.

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is. It was a Chinese man. He came to Alaska to make a bit of money. But that is that how the Australians would say Alaska. Alaska. Alaska. Alaska. That sounds American then. Alaska. I was down Alaska. Going a bit Michael Caine.

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! Okay, then we get this, uh, fine and dandy! Are you sure? I'm okay! Thank you very much for the tip there, I'm okay. I think this is just a gun turret in here. Oh no, it's not. We want to make sure we get him here.

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! Years ago... Childish Bongino, thank you very much. Years ago, I was Chinese. Years ago. I used to love the voice of Henry Kelly on fuckin'

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at all they had a great voice I was this about Rob Cole this is just a disarm the turrets we don't need to do that

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It's not too sure whether or not there's a zone we haven't been in.

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for the most. We have to be it before we leave shaky bills. Ham shank. Thank you very much, sir. Why send the hand of gratitude to shaky bills. Ham shank. I like to extend the hand of gratitude to shaky bills. Ham shank for an absolutely

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the speed of light, faster than the Chinese Dragoon Brigade, who have been tasked with blasting away many of the American snipe units themselves here. We've got a couple of Chinese soldiers, they're hurrying outside the pillbox at pace, they're armed to the teeth, with Chinese assault rifles,

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in a lot of anti-communistic rhetoric

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is coming out of the American soldiers here as we storm the pillbox. Every once in a while, it's great to just storm a little pillbox with your friends or your family. But make sure you're well armed to the teeth. Those Chinese soldiers could be hiding inside there. It's happened one too many times before. We end up getting blasted away by a blast.

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. Would they say blasted or blasted? It's an Australian pack, Kenny. Pop up the pillbox. One thing about this pillbox, you won't find any drugs inside here. Not unless the Chinese have been huffing amphetamines in order to make themselves stronger for battle. Stronger for battle.

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I have to say I'm having my fun and that's all that matters. This is great fun with the fucking grenades. Then we get the 10 mil out.

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! Chinese mid-seed! Someone just said Chinese midseed! It wouldn't be allowed over there because just I don't think they do. I don't think they take ecstasy in China! These pills came all the way from China!

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it's all EVs! It's all EVs! It's all EVs over there! Get the fuck outta me! A succulent... A succulent Chinese mid-season!

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Thank you very much Scott Overton and the over Jeff Scott Overton says there's an Australian journalist called Peter Overton who's no relation checks will not be honored

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So that's the policy unit over there I think. How are you feeling about Operation Anchorage DLC so far into it? I have to say Dublin. It's been by far and away.

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on it's the most succulent DLCs I've ever engaged with. The fact that you just get to storm pillbox after pillbox with your friends makes it all the worthwhile. Everything has been beautiful leading up to this. I like the frozen ice fields and then we can take pod shots at the Chinese as they run across the tundra. The Arctic tundra.

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the portal over an industrial wasteland out there. I'm losing it, I'm losing it. I need to get back on it, you know. It's con- you need the confidence. Big- thank you very much there, big tripod for your tippus. Look at that scene. Let me pint a picture. It really pint's a picture, doesn't it? The industrial nature of

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That plume, that huge plume of smoke just floating away into the sky. You'd be forgiven for thinking it's a cloud or it's not. It's actually smoke. Thank you. Thank you. Putin on the Ritz.

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would be jealous this plot yes look at that the boys are fucking do it the boys are doing the blitzkrieg and and we are winning here of that there is no doubt Steve Oh in China Honda thanks so much for the tip bud and the little machine came through as you tipped there

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1: "Heart of WTT" as we say in the biz. You don't get too many of those to the dollar. Fuck. This is a great... This is exactly the one thing I didn't want to happen. "Speech 100: You've already lost, General. Don't throw away your dignity. Don't throw away your dignity."

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: Don't throw away your dignity! What am I doing? You'll never take me prisoner. No? I can't, I can't shoot. This is all part of the script. Yeah. Sir, yes sir.

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... Good stuff. Cheers, Bloodhound. Thanks, Bloodmoney. And thank you very much there to Shack in the water.

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: "If your friend has agreed, you get your share. Feel free to take whatever you want. If our records are right, there's plenty for all of us." Years ago, mate, I was Clive James. Years ago, I was Clive James. Years ago, I was Clive James. We won't bother with this. I don't want to fucking break my...

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for the bobbbombing.

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What are you waiting for? Let's get this door open. Good work for a local. Good work. Good work for a local. Thanks. Chive, James. So, uh, what's the fucking situation, lads? I mean, you have to use the terminal, is it?

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"I got clive on it." "Thanks, I guess." "I've got a fucking power armor. Do I not need training to wear this?" "And we've leveled up." "Big guns, energy weapons, explosions, medicine bullets."

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: "Repair 100", "Speech 100", "Snake 75", "Big Gun 60", "Bard... Barder 55". "Barder 55". Medicine, is it? Okay.

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: Not great. Puppies. Dogme dies. That's never happened. You'll be able to get a new canine from his litter. Rubbish.

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"Deep Sleep" "Deep Sleep" You'll sleep deeply no matter where you are You get the well-rested benefit of 10% XP for 8 hours No matter what bed you're sleeping in Rubbish Some of these perks are rubbish Yeah, okay, I'll do the explorer, yeah

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is if you take their gear yeah take your gear all your gear are belong to us I wear the suit even now the little suit even they've given me or do you need training for that you can they stuck at me now that's who I am that's who

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who's these who's these comes in and the nose doing this

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I think so. Yeah, you're getting fucked, man. You're getting absolutely ducked. Duck and cover is the advice you should have taken ten years ago. Oh, they're gonna do me.

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! Which ones are fucking sound and which ones are bad? That's the problemo I'm faced with here. I have no big ordens, no explosives, which is what's needed here. Need something to pegs a punch. Punch device.

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## So I've made enemies of these lads now, have I? No, it's no lass. These guys were...

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It's hard to go up.

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In fairness! Oh, good god. Take it all. Over encumbered. Cucumber nation. We can repair. Yeah. I like the way it's winterized. Whatever that means. Might just be a cosmetic thing.

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"�을ic d'em! "Everything was not okay and then I came in and made it okay again." That was the statement given to the cops after I killed everyone. Lionel Hutz, thank you very much. Still overencumbered. Get rid of some of this crap.

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. No. Need. Barrel. Drop you. That'll do us. It's just that I want to probably do some more loot and I can come back here. There's no-

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All your gear is good, but you just have tons of it. I dump loads of it in Megaton. Yeah, I will. That's what I will. That's what I will, man. That's what I will. Don't have the replay hooked up. I don't have the replay buffer on, man. Give you a replay of that. Man, I'm too embarrassed at this stage. I think I'm better off saving those for Resident Evil and Silent Hill.

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"Where do you need to be the Soviet Seoiu? "Do not forget the Chinese Stealth Farmer." Says Terry. Where would I get that? What about that Chinese Stealth Farmer? Would that be somewhere inside this cache? This weapons cache that we've come across here? Cache Patel? Maybe. Possibly left it here. Chinese Stealth Farmer right there. Well that's great news. The other, it's in the suitcase. Now I'm over encumbered.

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I don't want to go to Prague but I just don't know I don't know I'd have to ask the uncle and he wasn't too good he wasn't too gone on it and it'd be too tempted to go on the pace as well

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Thank you for a stag. Now, if I drop the Chinese stealth here, right, what's the bets it'll be gone when I come back? Or will it still be there? We'll have to check. Hold on to it, okay. And then...

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I just want to drop some rubbish that I don't need seven okay boom and then I like all this stuff fuck it we've got one back at the gaff

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The LLIVE DOES, do you love it? Yes. Gwendoosie. Gwendoosie. Oh my god, what's the fucking situation right here?

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It's not gonna do I don't know what's gonna. How is it bad karma to shoot a turret exactly? I don't understand. Mark turret the seventh. What's going on with this fucking karma situation?

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I've got it wrong. I forgot I've got stims now. I can stim a wee. Read that as well. Tango and Cash. Featuring Sylvester Stallone. Years ago, I was Chinese. Thank you very much, DJ ChuckyP.

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and Lionel Huts, thank you very much. Come on, the pace needs to be fucking electric. I'm slowing it down here. This is it.

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#8# These are fine with me now. *haha* Great. Another local. You fucking watch who you're talking to man. Look at me, look at what I'm wearing. Winterized power armor. I said I wouldn't become one of these power armor guys, but now I am. 'Cause I like going around wearing

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. Sorta raidery sort of costumes. Like a badass. Now I'm OP. Can you fix this leak? You cannot. The real Crocodile Dundee. If you're here to help, then help. If not, back off. Back off, soldier.

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the bloody last dollar in my bank can give those Chinese hell. Fair thing come right back off. Oh it's a few super mutants so it's nice just to really just relax and wind down with a bit of fucking super mutant destruction. Super mutiny we've got a super mutiny on our hands.

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: Gatling Dundee: Crabapple, thank you very much indeed. And that's a super mutant head just exploding like a melon. A watermelon. And he's actually managed to level accusations and bulletin. Dara, thank you very much. And good evening to you, Dara. Thanks very much for joining and thanks for the tip.

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for going above and beyond the Call of Duty creating a fantastic website beautiful so so beautiful it's so nice when they go blast like that it's so good because they're not nice they're not nice

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! This is very bad, very bad people, yes. This is so good. This is so good. Larry Schlug, thank you very much. This is good, yeah. Oh, it's good, but it's not nice.

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I'm just take the rounds or we can fast travel I forgot and we've the Explorer perk letting us know everywhere in in the realm okay let's take this fun time Charlie out first and we can move

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. Where are you based? Two of the finest to the face and he's still knocking around. Still doing business.

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The mutant you just shot, thank you very much Pop calls the weasel Thank you Chinese ghost pepper Had to re-release the movie ghost pepper in Chinese

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re-branded it. That's a sexy sleepwear. It's like a women's... women's nightwear in a locker. We'll leave it there. We don't want to go around with that in our position. I don't know who belongs to. Centaur, for the way he died today.

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is a lot of course. And then over to Megaton. Centaur de France. Cuisine de France. Big fan of-- do they still do-- I think Cuisine de France is no more, lad, 'cause I've never-- I haven't seen it in years. You know, it used to be an old mace and centra with the rolls, cakes, you name it.

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! Baguets! Demi baguets! They did a fucking mean demi baguets! Stutifieds! Thank you very much. They've rebranded, have they? Who's doing it now? Is it all- is it Musgraves? Behind it all? They used to con me and I used to think it was a French operation.

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be legal maybe they fell foul of sales standards and stuff maybe you're not allowed to say this is the quid the food of France when it's actually made in a fucking warehouse in Longford or something like that I'm not sure I'm not sure ladies and gentlemen miss Demi Baged

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I need nothing. So I'll just lob all this gear into our... sound box. I won't go doing any trading and wheeling and dealing just yet. You can just keep the pace flowing. We'll put our... goss in there. Even though I like that. No, we'll keep the goss. It's too slow. The fire rate is too slow.

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is a bit too heavy for me I like to travel light and I'm already probably carrying a lot more weight now with this stupid suit I'm wearing

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for us. So yeah, I mean, look, wait, 40, wait. 40 and our initial armor was 25. So the damage resistance 24 on that and then damage resistance 45 brimful of Asha. Might as well keep it on. Keep it on. Play God around the town now, like, you know.

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You there, but you in there as well, and that. Stealth Armor too. Sneaky Chinese. Dublin, thank you very much for the tip. Few notable sidequests wrecks before you go into the next Agatha's Song. Head of State, Riley's Ranger, Stealing Independence. These are just normal sidequests. Yeah, correct, okay. Thank you very much.

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We got rid of everything we need to get rid of there. Still one, two, three.

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: That's because we're carrying heavy weight now. Do I really need the roving trader gear? It only weighs a couple of stuff. Yeah, all right, yeah. Collect that. Collect that. Ging-gang, ghoulie-goolie-goolie-ghing-gang. Ging-gang-gool. Ging-gang-gool.

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"Irish" And they're still knocking around. They're still doing biz. Ah no, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Thanks so much. Have you any more? If it means that much to you, I'll take it.

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: I know. I know. Thank you. And that's what I mean, look. Rep has been boosted. I'm walking around like that, no one wants to fucking mess with me. They just want to give me snacks, treats, bullets, the whole nine yards. Greatly enhance your reputation.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Did you ever wake up in a cold sweat at night after what you did to old Fisto? I don't think I did anything to him. And if anything did happen, it was just a moment.

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I didn't do that I didn't know that I'd done that to him and I hadn't personally me hasn't done anything this is all part of the fucking game you know oh people saying that I did I didn't mean it it was an accident

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I just need a quick snack of tea cheese I don't know one maybe like a quick just ball of fucking grated cheese onto a bread and then into the Monte Cristo I'll be back in two shakes of a Monte Fisto

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*ping* Thank you for your glorious tip. Thank you for your beautiful tip. Filthy cheesecake. Very very kind of you, man. *AHEM* Congratulations on completing Anchorage. How does it feel to be a hardened veteran?

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part of this and I think he was he was on a mission he needs to be taken down I can't even remember what the what the situation was with that guy all I do know is it something happened and then everyone was telling me I'd done something bad to him I didn't know what I was doing now the the ghoul museum that's not the museum of technology is it there at there aren't they at the history music

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...physical characters ... that can hug you and hold you, love you, and make you feel safe. Feel like they're safe. Massive physical presences and ... feel like they're safe. Beasts ...

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The beasts. Oh shit. A clone named Gibso. Thank you very much. These guys are getting absolutely beasted.

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for your beastage. Sorry about that there. Hopefully that didn't register. It was a guthral belch that I suppressed. Try to put a silencer on it. Beasts. Beasts be with you. And always with you. We lift up our beasts. We lift them up to the lord. It is right to give him thanksgiving.

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And the tanks and beasts. New resi soon. Presumably new gary hopefully.

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I don't know where this guy is here. Is this guy nearby where there is? Let's go Chinese. Coronation beasts. Coronation beast.

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It's a good idea. The explorer perk was a good idea. I was slagging it off saying shite, but it's good.

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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh no! Jesus! I really am toast to the towel now.

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Bees! Beautiful beast! Beautiful beast! Ah, we'll come back with these bags of shy later. I mean, no. Bottle caps.

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: "Chelsea needs some beasts." "Thank you very much, there clone name Fisto." "Physical characters that can hug you and cuddle you and..." "You imagine how safe you feel?" "It censored me to anonymous when you wrote..." "Chelsea needs some beasts." "It seems like Fist is filtered." That's weird, isn't it? "Feel like they're safe." "Feel like they're safe." Maybe because Fist is like... it can be a violent thing, so they just... it automatically censors Fist.

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: Beasts.

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For the beast. Feel like the safe. Feel like the safe. You censored me before Pat. You won't censor me again. Feel like the safe. Cuddle beasts. Oswald Cuddle beast. Feel so safe.

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Look at all the best physical characters that could hook you and cuddle you in your much it how safe you feel Chelsea needs a beast you feel like the safe feel like the safe

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, I'll work on it and I'll put it up. I already have a soundcloud that I haven't used in years so I'll work on it and put it up there.

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it's a beast right there look woolly mammoth

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Jeus of beasts of beasts. Jesus Christ. Ha ha. I'm a ghoul. Beast 17,

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Thank you very much. Let me tell you. We're not the walking dead. Despite the rotten flesh and the smell. We're mutants. Sort of. Gabagool. Smooth skin. Smooth skin? You know, because your skin is so smooth and tasty.

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"Brotherhood of Steel, huh?

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"City full of goons."

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Yeah, this fella behind my head here looks funny. His face is green. Like everything else in this game. Right, yeah, so let's trade with this guy, but I mean, I want...

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from someone. See what this adds up.

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I have to go. Fuck. Cashel Blue is after you. Cashel Blue.

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I just want to get to the ghoul that gives me maybe Quinn. How are you Quinn? Nice to meet you Quinn.

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- -Yeah, just east of here. Bunch of guys with guns are holed up there. Mmm. Bye. Bye. I remember that one the most. The Lincoln Memorial mission. Where you have to free the enslaved people from the super mutants, I think.

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: Don't let the snell get to you. What's happening? Hey, you Hoolie, shlug, thank you very much. Hello. Hello. Hey there. Hey there.

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, stimpies. Any running stimpies on ya? I'm injured. No, no, no, we'll leave it. I think the doctor gives you the quest here. Fresh.

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I want to know what makes us tick. Something doomed us to this rotting form and I aim to discover what it is. So I need samples of human skin, organs and other parts to make the experiments valid.

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I do for you. Keep going. Don't even think I'm breaking. Woman in the bed. Is there a woman in the bed? Oh, yeah. Morning. No response from Riley. She's in a coma.

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... Thank you very much, Jamie Riddle.

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: Yes!

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The only thing that's different is the price of the food. What? Where am I? What happened? How long have I been out? Not long. Right. Can't remember what I was doing. Wait! Oh shit! My men! My team! What happened to them?

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...vaporites. That's not the way I do things. Do you have any idea what it would do to my reputation if word got around that Riley of Riley's Rangers was laid up in a hospital bed? I heard of you guys. You packed some serious firepower. You're pretty sharp, kid. We packed plenty of firepower, but that didn't help us from getting our asses into serious trouble. I didn't expect to make it out of there alive.

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What's this about needing help? Tell me the whole story. We were mapping the Vernon Square part of the downtown ruins and got jumped by a super mutant ambush party. Usually it isn't a problem, but this group was bigger than usual. We fought our way into our Lady of Hope Hospital, hoping to find cover. Hope against hope. Let's skip the story and get to the point. So you're that eager to jump in head first, huh? You remind me a lot of some crazy mercs I knew back in the day.

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. Mm-hmm. Let's do it. What's in it for me, though? I want to see two. Better than the fucking stuff.

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I'll set you up with a mini gun from our armory. Either way, you'll walk away with something. Better than nothing, I suppose. Whew. I was holding my breath on that one, I think. I wasn't sure what you were going to say. All I ask is that you hurry. I don't know how much longer they will be able to survive up there. I also recommend you try and find the body of Theo, one of my men. He was carrying our main ammo supply. Here. Assessing threat. It could happen to you. It happened to you.

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It could happen to me, it could happen to you. Oh, hello there. Don't disrespect GROC, it could happen to you 'cause it happened to me. Sorry about the stream there, guys. It got Bungino'd.

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We got bonginoed. For two minutes. Technical ghouls. Crazy little ghouls.

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I have to go now.

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I mean that's what I'm on about looking I go looking for it then I end up walking into a fucking dead end Metro yeah Georgetown

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... Maybe there.

312
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I wish you could change your name in the game now cuz I changed it to Dan Bongino I don't think you can I think you can only change your name at the beginning of the game

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It could be wrong. But it hasn't really even mattered much because you don't really see the name on the screen that much. Oh yeah, with the console I suppose yeah you could. The crap thing is that you don't really see his name that much on the screen, you know? But I'd love to be able to just see the name Dan Bongino.

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You're talking like, when you're chatting to people. Our local map suggests that we are on... pointed in the right direction. It's down this way, but as with everything, it's not gonna be that easy. There's going to be tunnels, twists, turns, alleyways, mutants.

315
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. Just out for a walk like the two lads chatting to each other. Then 95%. John Bon Jovi. Living on a prayer. Will make it, I swear.

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A: Jimmy Gandolfino! Sugarbomb Jovi. Thanks for the tip. I got a son. Bongino Kazooie.

317
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. Oh, fuck. Great blast mechanics in this game. Let the dog take care of them there.

318
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It's the gunshot! Oof! Gabagool! Tony Sirico! Julian Casablancus!

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2. Zanadu 2.0. Computer games. Lovely stuff. AP. Fill to the max. Critical strike. Great little perk. Lovely little perk.

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is our Stimpak and be put in number six all of our hotkeys have been banished So it's the only time I've heard more Dan Bonginos I'll check that video out After I've done this Thank you very much for the tip

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. John Bon Jovi. So our daily driver, of course, is none other than the Chinese assault rifle. I will just do this one. No. Submachine gun. First, out of the trap. Boom. Then, we're going Chinese on it. With this.

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in 6th. Then... Reservists in 3rd. Combat in 4th. Bunting rifle in 5th. That's us.

324
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Where is he? We've got one on the radar. We've got a bogey on the wire. I can't see him though. Oh yeah.

325
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I can hear you. Is he in there? He's up there.

326
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to get stealth crits I will do our lady of hope is that where they told they didn't tell us to go there

327
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Thank you! Thank you! I haven't watched the Fallout earwax. I've watched episode one. But I'll watch the rest in due course. Maybe in a couple of months time I'll watch the rest. Every time I discuss it though, it becomes like a point of contention. People start getting like, "Oh shite!"

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It's good. But I think maybe video game lovers can be precious about their games and how they're transposed onto the screen. So you hear a lot of... It's like, you know, anything like Star Wars or any of that sort of shite where people... Fuck. Get really into it, like, the debate around whether or not it's good or not.

329
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on the Sniper rifle fast this isn't gonna be doing anything

330
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. Lovely. So you're actually wasting a load more bullets than you need to because the gun condition is minimal. This looks like the Falls Church. Stop, but it's not. Go back through the hospital. Thanks very much.

331
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for letting me know that. I've been floundering. That's very much there letting me know that and it's very kind to you. You're no longer well. You're out of sorts. He's out of sorts. He's not well. What?

332
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and invisible one of the screen, did you see that? Ben Sambino!

333
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It's too loud. What the fuck? Got a bomb. An exploding doll bomb. Centaur for the way he dies today.

334
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is a lot of the police force sounds like a tape recording doesn't sound real oh it's a radio play

335
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for the answer is he fucking going

336
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I have a job to finish man Stealth it up for a nice crits, okay, and I don't have the suit on me I left it back in the gaff So I don't have the suit on me left in there if I have a stealth boy But will they now that I've blown the cover I?

337
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I don't think the stealth-boy is gonna work. Beautiful stuff. Beautiful scenes here inside the hospital. Aspigel of death. He went a bit Miss Piggy then in his voice.

338
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The fine line between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Miss Piggy Return to Sentra

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..Fuck.. Grenade.. Boom.. Hit in the jacks..

340
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The dog just ran into a mine.

341
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And it happened again there, you see it? I don't know what that is.

342
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What the fuck? Did he just stand on a mine? He can brief! What's going on?

343
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: Centaur, for the way we killed his life

344
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! So this gas, that's the gas. Okay, if you fire your weapon in this area, thanks for letting me know they're keV.

345
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I don't see any gas here. F*** the hell! Creature Feature!

346
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. Where's Bulzol gone? Bulzol and Hedlac would be a good name for a duel... a henchman duel. Oh fuck. Bulbo and Tulip.

347
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Bebop and rocksteady Cribbin for you It's easy cribbin Cribbin is cool

348
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and I'm not in school and I'm not in school Thank you very much for the tip there Jazzy Brosnan and Lunarsky Or you want to see my new chainsaw hockey mask? I don't want to say goodbye to him

349
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That keeps on happening, hopefully it's not gonna crash the game. Let's keep saving it, so. Let's have a little kip, no?

350
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Yes.

351
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"How does he open the door like? Stadia man. Google Stadia.

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It really don't make sense indoors. Niall, I read that as they really don't make them like this anymore. I was just gonna go, yeah, you're right, man. Whether you were referring to the centaur or the game itself. But it was neither. I read it wrong.

353
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...someone's just thrown an insane amount your way, John. The public accounts committee, you're gonna be in touch. I'm gonna make it. Make sure you've got your arms tight.

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and nelll

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Thank you very much there to Chief C. Thank you very much.

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and

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*Rain*

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is just taking all of the abuse that wasn't sort everything that was a tourist shooting the fucking lamp like an idiot

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: Whoa, he is tough. Fucking poor dog is getting a real beasting here. Thank you very, very much, Chief. He's very, very kind of you, man.

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It's just a brute. It's not an overlord. It's just a brute.

361
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I'll, uh, I'll loot this. Off the stream. Just in case people are thinking I'm missing all the good juicies.

362
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! I have to see stuff! Juice Willis! Thank you very very much, Brapp Zanagan. Unconfirmed reports coming in of a chandelier shooter in the wasteland.

363
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The dog was getting absolutely centred for the way he lived today. His tongue makes the sound of a lasso or a whip. I'm just gonna leisurely take this guy out with the hunting rifle. There we go.

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"I'm a smart little girl with no heart, I have found me a wonderful guy. I'm as tried and as gay as the daisy in May, a cliché coming true. I'm romantic and bright as the moon, happy night, pouring light on the zoo. I'm as corny as the wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild wild

365
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These guys down here look. We can get a sneak critical. I wonder would a frag grenade sneak critical be good.

366
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. That's not gonna be...that's not gonna be too sneaky now. Poor fucking dog. Hmph.

367
02:59:29,240 --> 02:59:59,240
I went vats there to get the critical.

368
02:59:59,240 --> 03:00:29,240
! Chaos. Heal and save.

369
03:00:29,240 --> 03:00:59,240
*Its the other Jeff, thank you very much. The weird screen glitch may be caused by lots of quick saving. Okay. Do a hard save, just in case. Okay. I forget what- I instantaneously forget what you've just said. Okay, yeah.

370
03:00:59,240 --> 03:01:29,240
It's just that I'm not being rude I have the brain What would you say the brain power of a newt the mind of a fly at the moment Goldfish brain Mr. Goldfish Gonna pop off a hard save there

371
03:01:29,240 --> 03:01:59,240
is it'll crash and then you just fucking reload into this though I don't wear these lads It's all good man

372
03:01:59,240 --> 03:02:29,240
"Tripwire"

373
03:02:29,240 --> 03:02:59,240
In a fire here. Thank you very much. What's your take on Bioshock? It looks good, but I've never played it. Or I have, but I never complete it or anything. Maybe I just played like about an hour or half an hour of it. Maybe I'll give that one a go at some stage.

374
03:02:59,240 --> 03:03:29,240
I like the style of it and the way it looks and the setting and all that like Steampunk

375
03:03:29,240 --> 03:03:59,240
and the commander command and conquer red alert to the remaster that came out on PC a few years ago I take I take any on on it like if you've got that like I'd be the Soviets

376
03:03:59,240 --> 03:04:29,240
: I just don't know how to matchmake against an opponent like... I suppose if I was to take any on that would mean you'd have to be friends on Steam or something. Or is there like a separate online way of doing it? Fucking hell.

377
03:04:29,240 --> 03:04:59,240
: Because I basically have my own...my steam. I don't have any contacts on it or anything. I just have...it's...it's a fresh...oh fuck.

378
03:04:59,240 --> 03:05:29,240
to it anyway. But I might be biting off more than I can chew there, saying I'll take anyone on because then I don't know your unknown quantities and I only just started getting back into it there. Over Christmas I had a couple of goes of it and it was great crack. But I'm playing computer AI like in skirmish mode.

379
03:05:29,240 --> 03:05:59,240
The dog just took him down. Saves me the trouble. Okay, right. I want Chip. Thank you very, very much, man. I haven't watched any Resident Evil Requiem stuff because I don't want to spoil it for myself. I want it to just be like a fresh situation when it happens, you know?

380
03:05:59,240 --> 03:06:29,240
"Grenada Wong!" I'm looking forward to that as well. It's always great to have a survival horror game coming out. I'm spoiled as well because of the Silent Hill one that came out there just before Christmas. It wasn't really survival horror like,

381
03:06:29,240 --> 03:06:59,240
you get a new game plus or a new game plus or a new game plus.

382
03:06:59,240 --> 03:07:29,240
. That would be handy. Even though wood get into that fuckin'... I don't know how you would change that puzzle around with the wolves or the foxes. The one that I took two hours to solve. I don't know how you would change that around because it's just like a tapestry, like a Bayo tapestry type thing. That's burnt into the game. Thank you very much Mr. Milk and Chib.

383
03:07:29,240 --> 03:07:59,240
It's a lot of course, but it's still not too long. But also my perception is skewed because when you're playing it and I'm on stream, I'm getting anxious because I know people are watching and then

384
03:07:59,240 --> 03:08:29,240
I'm floundering, but you have to reach a level or a state of mind where you just don't care about floundering anymore. Which is why you get a situation where I take two hours to solve one puzzle. And um... Oh, look at the dog soaking up the lasers there. That's an Overlord. He needs to be taken down.

385
03:08:29,240 --> 03:08:59,240
What's this, I don't have any rockets, do I? I don't have any ordnance or big heavy weapons. No, I have a tri-beam laser rifle, is that any use? Reservists, not good. Damage, 49, combat shotgun, assault rifle. No, I'm just gonna have to get up in their face.

386
03:08:59,240 --> 03:09:29,240
with this 63 damage assault rifle but bullet wise 517 need to be hurt

387
03:09:29,240 --> 03:09:59,240
I've got some more than I'm sure I'm sure you've got some more damage, but if you're going to do this, I'm going to go for the critical bonus. Recharge your soul. Recharge your car. Dog done good. Good dog. As long as I get enough ammo for the assault. The assault on Pepper should be grand.

388
03:09:59,240 --> 03:10:23,560
For the

389
03:10:24,560 --> 03:10:37,880
- What's this now?

390
03:10:38,880 --> 03:11:06,200
- Where is he? Is he up there?

391
03:11:06,200 --> 03:11:36,200
We're dead. They're all dead.

392
03:11:36,200 --> 03:12:06,200
What a voice. I'm afraid this is it. No time for chatter. I'm here to get you guys out. Well, looks like you got yourselves into a mess. Nice work. I'm here to get you out. Hang on there. First, I need to know if Riley is okay. I assume she made it somewhere if you're here. I am enjoying it, Dublin.

393
03:12:06,200 --> 03:12:36,200
I knew what to expect because I played it in 2008 but I never finished it but the shit's about to hit the fan you know look Riley once told me all we got in the shitty world is each other I buy into that theory quite a bit we watch each other's backs and that's what keeps us alive if she's dead and you just followed our transmission I want to know about it I will chat later man just get out of here

394
03:12:36,200 --> 03:13:06,200
is that a threat man

395
03:13:06,200 --> 03:13:36,200
You're right, what we need is something to power the elevator motor up here and get the thing going. On the way up here, I'm pretty certain we passed a maintenance room. Inside was a wrecked Protectron. If you can get me its fission battery, I can have Donovan Jury rig the elevator. Donovan Jury rig. Maybe I can fix it. I've got Repair 100, like. Maybe you can, but we'd still need the fission battery.

396
03:13:36,200 --> 03:14:06,200
It's... ...sound. Riley's Rangers.

397
03:14:06,200 --> 03:14:36,200
I'm gonna come back and fucking loot the fuck out of this when I can but as for now just let's get these guys out of Saigon Fishing battery what about this here so you're the reinforcements huh crazy

398
03:14:36,200 --> 03:15:06,200
I wonder will I get a fish on battery in this vicinity or do I have to head somewhere else? I can't even remember where you get a fish on batteries. Are they inside robots even? Or a Mr. Gutsy or a Protectron. Follow the blip.

399
03:15:06,200 --> 03:15:36,200
There's a robot in the hotel with one. Maybe in here. Fuck.

400
03:15:36,200 --> 03:16:06,200
I might have one I probably have one back in the locker in Megaton like what I mean there's one here behind here small and blue

401
03:16:06,200 --> 03:16:36,200
They'd be in storerooms or on shelves. Okay, Ash, thank you very much. Continued support and help.

402
03:16:36,200 --> 03:17:06,200
I'm looking, I'm trying to follow the compass marker there, but there was... I'm in the wrong place. It seems. He said it was on a robot. Okay, maybe over here. Maybe downstairs here. Oh yeah. Stuff.

403
03:17:06,200 --> 03:17:36,200
Yes. There are more motivators. The only thing that's different is the price of the food.

404
03:17:36,200 --> 03:18:06,200
I have to go!

405
03:18:06,200 --> 03:18:36,200
it's good today, is it? I have the battery for you. Don't stare until you keep stopping.

406
03:18:36,200 --> 03:19:06,200
... ...oh yeah.

407
03:19:06,200 --> 03:19:36,200
You all have the same haircut man and woman they all love that buzz cut now I lead them to safety off it has kicked

408
03:19:36,200 --> 03:20:06,200
The dog just gets right stuck in, he's the strongest fucking man in the house.

409
03:20:06,200 --> 03:20:36,200
What's the big idea. Okay. It's a crack. Are they still in there? Are they gonna come out?

410
03:20:36,200 --> 03:21:06,200
This is to kill. So that's that mission. I return back to the ghouls now. Good stuff. Just see there.

411
03:21:06,200 --> 03:21:36,200
, Vielen!

412
03:21:36,200 --> 03:22:06,200
"Chelsea needs some beasts. A physical character that can hug you and cuddle." Is Rangers HQ obviously not Ibrox, but in this game where is it here? I thought they were inside the history museum. I can't... I don't even know on the map where the... Look at all... Oh yeah, it's right there.

413
03:22:06,200 --> 03:22:36,200
Oh, we have a bit of trekking. We have a little bit of trekking.

414
03:22:36,200 --> 03:23:06,200
And go across land here. Bit of a schlep-like. Capitol Hill. I don't want to get embroiled in a fucking super mutant kickoff situation down at the building there. Don't tell me I have to get involved. You need to go into the metro at the Museum of History. Good man. Good man. Good man.

415
03:23:06,200 --> 03:23:36,200
! What's going on here? This is easy, easy street now. It's like going to work. Just another day at work.

416
03:23:36,200 --> 03:24:06,200
The only thing is, I get lost awfully easily in these tunnels.

417
03:24:06,200 --> 03:24:36,200
I think I'm going the right way here. Southbound Anacosta. Anacostia. Northbound museum. Local map. Okay.

418
03:24:36,200 --> 03:25:06,200
What did somebody see in the comments there when I was asking what that glitch is? And someone said is it a style sheet or a something sheet?

419
03:25:06,200 --> 03:25:36,200
"Sprite" sheet. So what would that... like a sprite sheet and it's got all those pictures of the Pip-Boy, those icons. So when time comes in the game to represent those pictures it will take it from that

420
03:25:36,200 --> 03:26:06,200
"Instruggle."

421
03:26:06,200 --> 03:26:36,200
I don't know if I'm yeah if you draw on the sprite sheet you could change the image in game would be interesting could put Tommy's face on it every every new idea always just is me going is there a way of putting Tommy's hat or face on it new idea

422
03:26:36,200 --> 03:27:06,200
I get a fucking idea every every chance I get. It would be great though, a little like green icon, Tommy boy or a Fontaine or a fucking the other one. I don't even know if I'm coming out the right place here.

423
03:27:06,200 --> 03:27:36,200
is not good 'cause we need to go to a new place like this is somewhere I've been for so it's not gonna be a new place not bad though not bad I think it could be okay I think it could be okay and we've got some free combat armor coming right up not will need

424
03:27:36,200 --> 03:28:06,200
I didn't need it anymore. Good for trading with though. He brought a knife to a power armor and assault rifle fight. And he didn't even wear a hat. Not even a hat. Amateur hour with these lads.

425
03:28:06,200 --> 03:28:36,200
I did cover some distance, you're right. Didn't feel like I covered that amount of distance. You know, we were up there. It didn't feel like that. So, I'm thinking it's not an accurate representation of the way we lived our lives in Limerick. I think I'm right in guessing that. I will take their stuff because I'll forget to come back to these guys. Might as well just take their gear.

426
03:28:36,200 --> 03:29:06,200
... Not like, uh... That hotel which I know to go back to, you know? It is saying to go back, you're correct, but I just wanna get all this gear off these lads before we fuck off. Bomb Jovi, Tom Bomb Jovi! Talon Combat Armor.

427
03:29:06,200 --> 03:29:36,200
: Dan Bongino! I wonder is this gonna be possible around here?

428
03:29:36,200 --> 03:30:06,200
You can't get there overground. So I'm back into the subway again, is it? Kev. Kevlar vest. I hope you're wearing your Kevlar vest, Kev. Okay, good stuff. Thank you very much.

429
03:30:06,200 --> 03:30:36,200
The following: "John Bon Bing Bong" "Livin' on a prayer" "Jovin' on a prayer"

430
03:30:36,200 --> 03:31:06,200
Okay now. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think. We are underground. We're going deeper underground, JK style-y. Maybe down this way. Maybe down this way. No, that's the way we came up. Then down this way. I think down this way.

431
03:31:06,200 --> 03:31:36,200
This is looking at... Local map... Hero... And then I go over here, look. And then nothing. Nothing. Zilch. Squat.

432
03:31:36,200 --> 03:32:06,200
: Nada. Fuck all. Upstairs in that way, okay? Head up to the maids, Pat. Okay. Yeah, maybe through here now, that's... seemingly a new route.

433
03:32:06,200 --> 03:32:36,200
And you're in trouble! Heh, good boy! I'll show you the local map now. I'll show you that right now.

434
03:32:36,200 --> 03:33:06,200
Very close, look. Bongino close. I'm one Dan Bongino away from getting this mission done. Beast.

435
03:33:06,200 --> 03:33:36,200
. Did you mean to say beast? Or east? With all due respect, John Bon Bing Bong was a close and personal friend of Roger Cooke. With all due respect, Dan Bongino was a personal friend of Frank's. He was, Frank. He was. Lift off.

436
03:33:36,200 --> 03:34:06,200
That's a lot of that cut. SpaceX is it? Ben Gangino. I met him just before he used VATS. It really is the gift that keeps on giving because I would have thought that even now, like years later,

437
03:34:06,200 --> 03:34:36,200
... I would have just been like, "There's no way I'm gonna find any of that shit funny." But it just keeps getting better. It just keeps getting better. I met him just before he used VATS. I met him just before he used VATS. That's crap. That's crap. The Fallout crossover is gonna breathe new life into a dying meme. Never dying.

438
03:34:36,200 --> 03:35:06,200
is it's like a fine wine but I mean it's like somebody's got like a cellar with new variants of the fucking fine wine do you want to taste the fallout label yeah this has been cooking for a few years longer than the last the Resident Evil label it you did yeah mutant wine

439
03:35:06,200 --> 03:35:36,200
It's the one that's been sat next to someone playing Fallout for ten years. It's mad to think that the original text happened in 1999 and then ten years later Fallout came out and then

440
03:35:36,200 --> 03:36:06,200
11 or 12 years later the footage was plundered what's going on here disembodied voice you're being compared

441
03:36:06,200 --> 03:36:36,200
: What's he yelling about? : No. No way. He'll set the bombs off if I go anywhere near him. : : Charisma. : Oh. Um, well, you look like someone who's pretty smart. So if you say so, I'll give it a try. Okay. Here I go.

442
03:36:36,200 --> 03:37:06,200
is-Dude? Did you just do some jet? Did you just do some drugs? Don't do drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Here goes nothing.

443
03:37:06,200 --> 03:37:36,200
"Thank you!"

444
03:37:36,200 --> 03:38:06,200
Thank you very much Pat as well four minutes ago you tipped there Pat Pat you tipped four minutes ago Pat old man yells at cloud poor bastard look nothing left of him

445
03:38:06,200 --> 03:38:36,200
I'm going off track. Whatever has stopped whatever has happened there it stopped the the noise coming through so. Decent return on the investment there with the jet that I gave him. Just to think though that was a man who'd lived you know he was in his

446
03:38:36,200 --> 03:39:06,200
...

447
03:39:06,200 --> 03:39:36,200
A proper quickblast. Jet is class. You think he took a deep breath? Okay. That kind of ruins it a little then, because I thought

448
03:39:36,200 --> 03:40:06,200
He wasn't in his right state of mind. Also, where did he get the confidence to do it? A deep breath wouldn't really give you enough. Maybe it would. A deep breath of jet.

449
03:40:06,200 --> 03:40:36,200
It's upstairs, is it? Yeah.

450
03:40:36,200 --> 03:41:06,200
One bobby pen like we'll give it a rest we can always come back I think there's another level Dane Bowers style

451
03:41:06,200 --> 03:41:36,200
"I wonder what P. Flynn thinks about JET. "I wanna tell you something." "I wanna tell you something." "Try it sometime."

452
03:41:36,200 --> 03:42:06,200
*¡Eye! *Matchee! He was on jet in Brussels in the EU jetting it up in the offices. In House 3. Oh god.

453
03:42:06,200 --> 03:42:36,200
I don't know where I'm going. A little door. A little door. A little door. A little door. Let's get out of there. Let's use this. It was as easy as that. Style sheet. Sprite sheet. Oh, don't tell me there's a bit of blash into me. Is there? That's great. How are you?

454
03:42:37,200 --> 03:43:06,200
I was great.

455
03:43:06,200 --> 03:43:36,200
: "I like that. Well, as much as I want to hear all about it, can you tell me a full debrief on what happened out there with my man?" "Ugh, fucking this, that and the other, you know?" "Where's my reward?" "Where's my... have you any jet?" "You sound like one of the guys from Talon Company." "You're a jet man." "Who is this bastard, aren't you?" "You can act badass all day. Doesn't faze me." "Try it sometime." "You're a chicken shit compared to some of the guys I've dealt with." "To answer your question, yeah, I got your damn reward." "Now how about that debrief?"

456
03:43:36,200 --> 03:44:06,200
I lost brick yeah that's stupid here hey don't knock the gear at least the others made it I'm sure you're more interested in your reward than listening to me talk don't know until you tried it to it metal gear please continue your men are more important than my reward no you're yes please I have much to you're damn right I do now you sound like a merc well let's cut the bullshit and get right to it then

457
03:44:06,200 --> 03:44:36,200
I mean that armor is gonna be fucking rubbish compared to the stuff I've got. Have you any jet? Gonna double jet. We're gonna go back up to the top of the fucking bombed out building and do some more jet. Jet Hart, thank you very much and Pat Cox, jet.

458
03:44:36,200 --> 03:45:06,200
JET here. It's... Time for a cheeky jet. A cheeky little hit of jet, yeah? Don't worry about it.

459
03:45:06,200 --> 03:45:36,200
: "Come back anytime!" Any jazz around here man? No? Take the beer. Come back to visit or to patch yourself up?

460
03:45:36,200 --> 03:46:06,200
and I'll say goodnight to ye and thank you very much for joining me on this. We'll just do a bit of jet and be off wearing this suit. Get hepped up on some jet and go fucking crazy in here. I'm gonna do 11 jet, Pat.

461
03:46:06,200 --> 03:46:36,200
! Pat! How are you getting on, Pat? Yeah. The mission is done. I'm actually just finished work now. I'm on wind down time, Pat. Dog is barking. Tell you something. I've got a few jets on me. The Jetsons! Remember that?

462
03:46:36,200 --> 03:47:06,200
I've just drank 10 Nuka Colas, Pat. And I've put 3 psychos into me. And 11 jets. And a whiskey. And a beer. I'm fucked, Pat.

463
03:47:06,200 --> 03:47:36,200
- Chelsea needs some

464
03:47:36,200 --> 03:48:06,200
"Beasts"

465
03:48:06,200 --> 03:48:36,200
, I've done so much chess! Fuck you! I can't help my way, you! Why are you gonna call me? Myself in the dark path, we've gone fucking balloons! Chels!

466
03:48:36,200 --> 03:48:38,280
"GETS"

467
03:48:38,280 --> 03:48:40,240
JEEZ!

468
03:48:40,240 --> 03:48:41,200
"Beasts"

469
03:48:41,200 --> 03:48:42,200
"Beasts"

470
03:48:43,240 --> 03:48:44,240
"Beasts"

471
03:48:45,240 --> 03:48:46,240
"Beasts"

472
03:48:47,320 --> 03:48:49,200
"Chelsea needs some beasts"

473
03:48:49,200 --> 03:48:50,200
"Beasts"

474
03:48:51,200 --> 03:48:52,200
"Beasts"

475
03:48:52,200 --> 03:48:53,200
"Beasts"

476
03:48:53,200 --> 03:48:54,200
"Beasts"

477
03:48:54,200 --> 03:48:55,200
"Feel like they're safe"

478
03:48:55,200 --> 03:48:57,200
"Chelsea needs some beasts"

479
03:48:57,200 --> 03:48:58,200
"Beasts"

480
03:48:58,200 --> 03:48:59,200
"Beasts"

481
03:48:59,200 --> 03:49:00,200
"Beasts"

482
03:49:00,200 --> 03:49:01,200
"Beasts"

483
03:49:01,200 --> 03:49:02,200
"Beasts"

484
03:49:02,200 --> 03:49:03,200
"Give me the JET"

485
03:49:04,200 --> 03:49:04,200
"Beasts"

486
03:49:04,200 --> 03:49:05,200
"Beasts"

487
03:49:05,200 --> 03:49:06,200
"Beasts"

488
03:49:06,200 --> 03:49:07,200
"Beasts"

489
03:49:07,200 --> 03:49:08,200
"Beasts"

490
03:49:08,200 --> 03:49:09,200
"Beasts"

491
03:49:09,200 --> 03:49:10,200
"Beasts"

492
03:49:10,200 --> 03:49:12,200
"Chelsea needs some beasts"

493
03:49:12,200 --> 03:49:13,200
"Beasts"

494
03:49:13,200 --> 03:49:14,200
"Beasts"

495
03:49:14,200 --> 03:49:15,200
"Beasts"

496
03:49:15,200 --> 03:49:16,200
"Beasts"

497
03:49:16,200 --> 03:49:17,200
"Beasts"

498
03:49:17,200 --> 03:49:18,200
"Beasts"

499
03:49:18,200 --> 03:49:19,200
"I've kept everyone in hands"

500
03:49:19,200 --> 03:49:20,200
"Chelsea needs some beasts"

501
03:49:20,200 --> 03:49:21,200
"Beasts"

502
03:49:21,200 --> 03:49:22,200
"Beasts"

503
03:49:22,200 --> 03:49:23,200
"Beasts"

504
03:49:23,200 --> 03:49:24,200
"Beasts"

505
03:49:24,200 --> 03:49:25,200
"Beasts"

506
03:49:25,200 --> 03:49:26,200
"Beasts"

507
03:49:26,200 --> 03:49:27,200
"Beasts"

508
03:49:27,200 --> 03:49:29,200
"I don't know why I took too much hands"

509
03:49:29,200 --> 03:49:30,200
"Beasts"

510
03:49:30,200 --> 03:49:31,200
"And I took too much hands"

511
03:49:31,200 --> 03:50:01,200
Three months ago, a couple of T-O-Z. No too much.

512
03:50:01,200 --> 03:50:31,200
You can't be a lot.