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! Marto, how are ya? Thanks for that compliment. Evergreen Mills, that's where I'm looking for right now. Should be live! But nobody- Marto is there, but nobody else is.

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... So maybe we're not live. Says it's live. Says it's live. It is live. Good stuff, Kieran. Thank you very much. Getting no visual. Maybe you have to refresh, Marto. Refresh... your setup. We'll do it live. Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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: Hey there. I think she's in love with the character or something, 'cause she's always kinda like being sweet-talky, you know? But then again, look, going around like this, dressed with this. It's gonna turn heads. Good to see you.

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I like it's just like it's just like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like

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: Need to do some killing, eh? Yeah. We do. We do indeed. I just recommend stocking up on all ammo for everything that you need. If you've got the caps, go for it, do you know what I mean?

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It's not too loud. There's some terrible consternation. Yesterday evening regarding the music.

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: "I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus." Evan, thank you very much for the tip. "Straight from Renault, John."

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of choice of course the shotgun. But when I look at the list of weapons I have, you know, Jingwei Shock Sword, Old Painless, Xuenlang Assault Rifle, Reservist Rifle. I like these guns that are like special editions. So I want one that's for the combat shotgun.

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, you know? Because that's my daily driver. That really is the Toyota Yaris of the Fallout world. For me, anyways. So I'm just having to look for that particular location. Evergreen Mills. If anyone can... If anyone knows exactly where that is, I'll look around the map here, but you know I could be like 10 years looking around this fucking map. Chiron, thank you very, very much.

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"ToddHoward" sounds like a soccer player or a goalie or something. But I presume or assume, and you shouldn't do that because it'd make an ass out of you and me, that you're on about the actual creator of Fallout is called Todd Howard. Tim Howard was the goalkeeper. Keeper of the goals.

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: "You're telling me to take Junction 5 off the M50, Father Woodlouse." Thanks for joining us. Conrad, thank you very much for the tip there as well. And thank you to everybody else who has tipped or has joined us there on this evening's edition of Phoenix Knights. Starring Felix the Cat and Todd Howard of the United States soccer men's team. Was he an American keeper? Howard. Remember Casey Keller?

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That's going back something. And now of course you have Quevin Kelleher, and he's not American. Thank God. I think Kelleher will be key, may well be the most key player in the upcoming referendum against, who is it, Cheshia or Czech Republic.

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. Everyone's lying about the parrot man. But Kelleher's doing his own little bit of parrot work. Still no full on confirmation on where this evergreen mills is. Evergreen Terrace. Ireland versus Israel.

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with you

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You! Scott, thank you very much. I'm not doing any Brita filtering yet. Haven't acquired that. I'll have to go to the big shop for that. I'm not going to be going for a while anyway because I secured yesterday before I regaled you or racontored you into next week with my 5 liter water of bottletail.

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5 of the finest 5 litres from Lidl Salt. I have to go through those first. But don't worry, the excitement, I'll keep you abreast of all that excitement as and when it happens. Maybe I can send the uncle out to get the filter. Because, you know, that'll mean going outside on a stream. But it's, you know, the weather, it's cat. Noel, thank you very much there. Shout out to Keola. The herald of the stream says Noel. And Scott, thank you very much there for the tip as well.

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Let's get this show on the road here. It's a fast-blast late-night situation chilled out grooves laid-back moods Clifftop shacks Southwest Kev. Thank you very much Kev for letting me know there and look at that evergreen mills We just head to Charnel or maybe east of Smith Casey

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! Someone's getting busy with the mole rats! Project manager! Fucking hell! You can't let these little robo lads just go around willy-nilly. They're too dangerous. They need to be just exploded. Did I bring... I didn't pack a missile. I did. Let's test out the missile launcher anyway.

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. In VAT's mode as well. 51 of the best. Damage 170. He should be gone in one lock. Let's just see. Hide behind this tree. Lovely. Good evening, gay. Gary Larson, thank you very much.

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He's handy. Crippled. And then one of the best. I was gonna see, he didn't land a glove on me, but he fucking

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This is the hunt and he has something inside, so strong. Few missiles, few 5 mils. Look at him there, look. Not so smart now, are you? Fucking shtadya, man. Is he part of the Enclave? Like, you'd wonder who rules or who's running these guys, who's doing the maintenance and the upkeep. Where's the...

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the garage Did you have your government mandated pancakes? I didn't Just couldn't, just wasn't feeling pancakes today, you know Shrove, Shrove Tuesday It's just not, it's not the same Shrove Tuesday used to be banging man And then you were going Hardcore into Ash Wednesday

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the go to the good friday not good friday because that comes a month later you have to remember it was all part of the script back in the day biblical shit when jesus said lads on tuesday good tuesday throw tuesday pancake tuesday i'm going away for a few weeks we're having pancakes tonight and all the lads around the fucking pancake crew

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, even Judas Iscariot. Iscariot's of fire was loving it. He was like, what are we having on him, lads? Of course, this was before we had discovered that he had betrayed the big man himself. It's gonna be a sweet, sweet piece of beef on a Tuesday night. Thank you very much there, Darren Mack there. Pump out the pancakes, you see.

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I don't really like being told what to do so we've got a day there where people are like oh is it pancakes today? you having pancakes today? pancakes is it? pancakes tomorrow? I don't like that I'll choose and I'll decide when I'm gonna have them pancakes thanks very much you know we'll go east

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and he is to encounter marauders. Shrove. You can have pancakes any day you want, man. I'll have pancakes when I decide. Thanks very much. I just don't like to follow the herd, you know? I'm not a sheep. And no offense to any sheep out there with their pants.

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on the king. Did you really fucking make that decision yourself or were you? Were you kowtowing to the big, big mass? The bewildered herd. The reality is I'm too lazy and I want, I said that yesterday, I want someone to make, I want them made for me.

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It's just knocking and it wasn't that wasn't on the cards You have to make my dinner and then make pancakes as well, you know Is this evergreen mills let's get stuck in here Someone someone's already kicking off down there

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There's a little canyon. Thank you very much Hanleyman and Hash Wednesday for the tip there. Just love it when it starts to kick off because you know that they don't know what I know, which is I've got all this stuff and maybe just a few pot shots, like with a missile launcher from a side the canyon. Whatever you call this here.

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Let's give them a few Dan Bonginos Bongino Janelli Any insider information Mr. Higgins? No insider information now, but the going is good today Going is good Look at this Oh

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The Behemoth.

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The Behemoth cage and it'll kill a load of them. There's a behemoth. What the fuck is a behemoth? Was that the thing that I killed a few weeks back earlier on in the game when I needed like a fat man? Fat man do. Is the behemoth in there or? See I don't actually know where the behemoth is.

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Is he inside that cage or is he inside that cage out the back? It's all gone a bit Shrove Tuesday He's in the first cage this one here is like electric electric bolts going off are they are they torturing him? You can snipe it good stuff Asher Wednesday

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Asher D, who I think was a member of the Soul Solid crew. So I can snipe this, that's what I'm being told. Is that a waste? There he is, look. Don't want to damage the behemoth.

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is he's an actor these days we've got some updated Asher D news he's agitated I think there's definitely a bit of torture going on does vats work I don't think vats I don't even know what I'm aiming at like do you just need to you're saying to shoot that gate there never seen such a thing

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"the freddy freeloader" I wonder can I freeload the head at 42% chance here Consider your head unfreeloaded. Let's freeboot a bit of freeware

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#software. Lovely stuff. And here he is, the new book, the mysterious book. Who unfortunately doesn't appear enough and then he's gone. Look, he's glitched.

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that's him Gonzo That's her Gonzo I don't want to kill all these raiders because it takes the fun away from unleashing the beast So was a generator and a generator is that a generator there oh Yeah, oh there he goes

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for the randrye he ran riot then he did a great job they were trying to restrain him Pat you should have been there you had to have been there and he just slapped them and slashed them yeah

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is he gonna make it to me he's gonna try and come and bring it the heat over here powerful scenes anyway at dusk lovely stuff absolutely baloobas

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"World"

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by aliens in granard thank you very much for the tip granard he's he's reached an impasse patch little bit stuck he's free loaded at the end of the day we're gonna have to free boot his head off ourselves once all this gigacton is done

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One... Powerful... Powerful piece of... Why is my leg not... I'm not running. Why is my leg not running? Am I crippled?

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to see the real-time it is the room the religiosity of it all thank you very much for that tip there and I hope you're having a wonderful shrove

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on Tuesday and you're not too down about the prospect of launching into Maundy Thursday after what could be and what has been speculated to be a very tepid Ash Wednesday tomorrow I just seen a few bullets launched in there the only problem with this is it's getting a little bit dark

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is so dark and then you don't really get to see much of the slaughter turned all the jazz there i can hear him going like wow

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"Stop Pancake Hate" End "Pancake Hate" now Will he come for me? Answer the question here

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...shocking out. Fuck you.

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and he's just see how to him on. Can we climb this? We can't. They have their hands full at the moment. They're spinning plates. She decides to focus on this plate right here.

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. Come on! From here, shotgun possibility. Clean off. Clean off. It's a clean out. I could even have a little nap here until dawn.

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No beds no beds plenty of meds Bobby's stimpak you say hello to Bobby stimpak as well big shout out to you hope you're getting on well thanks for tuning in oh they killed him they killed your man

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and there was some fight in him from the video I saw like even when he was on the ground he was still rolling round and I was just thinking

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Oh, that's gonna be tough there in the morning. Oh No need that for the sniper rifle at that range, but it is what it is, you know We need to keep an eye out for the shotgun here

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It's showtime! Backsack and crack. Stimpak LaBeef.

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: Chicken or beef? Chicken, fish, or beef? Chicken, fish, or beef? Little toast. Just gonna come down to your evergreen mill and release a behemoth on ya. Wipe out the remaining raiders.

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And then sit down by the fire. It needs some strength to be able to wear that armor the whole time as well. Or maybe just pop a jet. Bit of psycho. Bit of drug strength.

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*Un unnatural* Yeah, farting would be tough. It'd be like you'd hotbox yourself with your own farts. Probably one of the worst ways to go, ever. Maybe you wouldn't die, but I mean, depending on what your diet and lifestyle choices are, could end up being a real bad buzz. You might faint. Thank you very much, Captain Sack. A Dutch oven.

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is just check here the intelligence that came through regarding this oh yeah narubu san thank you very much evergreen mills wipe out the raiders you won't be disappointed you get it from smiling jack it's called the terrible shotgun smiling jack

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. I wonder is smiling Jack the behemoth? There are buildings to explore good stuff. Load of caps.

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. No use to him. I'm guessing we get inside Evergreen Mills here and it's gonna be a real Maundy Thursday buzz. Freak out Friday. Sensual Saturday.

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It's a bit. Sumptuous Sunday. And then 40 days and 40 nights. Of laid-back, funky desert beats. Courtesy of DJ Jazzy Jesus. Of pure Lent. Pure Lenten waste. Look at this. Disarm it. Or the devil.

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... I'll have a nap ... Lenten promise ... Slave pen key ... I'll take it all ... As usual I'll just come back and

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. I haven't done any looting with the last gaff I was in last night. So there's a couple of places with loads of stuff that needs to be looted. Where's the door? This gaff.

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: Here we are.

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It's not. Missed. Three times she missed. You don't wanna fuckin' miss. You come at the king, you best not miss. Crouching's not gonna help. In fact, it's only gonna help me more.

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All left for 15 cap.

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Just remember to finish the tea here before it gets cold. The gun cabinet. That's where the shotgun is. I was told in good faith that it was...

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: Alright. You're saying just to check the gun cabinet, okay. Yeah. But as I said, I'd like to maybe kick on and save this for a looting expedition off stream, you know? So I'm not wasting any time. I'm just getting into the meat. The meat and potatoes, you know?

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*Yeah, but Labeef got a pasting. And he was fully supercharged from the TMZ video that I saw. He was supercharged going round, squaring up to lads that were much bigger than him. I don't know what he thought was gonna happen there in that situation. But that's... that's the booze.

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... ... Ludwig ... ... Ludwig ...

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with their meat and dairy I'd say they'd be up there maybe they could actually be top five meat and dairy but still nowhere near here no one can touch here there's a price to be paid all those a lot of cribbing going on

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. I'd be cribbing about the weather. But at the same time, you gotta look at the positive. What do you get for that? In return for that, you get absolute unbridled lush green pastures. And then on top of that, the cattle are absolutely fed to the goose on lovely, lovely, lovely grass-fed beef. It actually adds...

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to the carol.

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The Denmark, lovely atmosphere there. Lovely Denmark. Lovely atmosphere. Never been there. Interested to see what the lay of the land is. I mean, it's just above Germany, isn't it? It'll just be like that. You sure you want to wield that thing, big man?

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is going to lock off a shot with it. You do know that I'm crazy, yeah? Killed a lot of people. Got a powerful combat shotgun. Powerful combination. You ready for this? Danish bacon. There you go. You can't use a missile launcher if you have no head.

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"Back, smack, smack, and crack." It's got a cozy atmosphere. It's got a coziness to it. And you can imagine there was some...

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at this particular part of it here. Lovely lights, lovely lights inside. A pole on a stage, maybe for some maypole activity, maybe around midsummer. And then comedy mannequins with comedy alarm breasts.

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:Dead meaty been levelled at me yet, she doesn't really have what it takes when it comes to the crutch.

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In the man is this man.

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It's a story here. I'm gonna unlock this door so that she'll come at me with a knife. Look, we pool cure from here.

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"The hell with this!" Can you not just, uh, just... chib away through the... the bars?

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the room with her. A mines lancer. Oh yeah. Superb. Broken that lock.

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It's a bit of a laid-back gangster twist. Not in the market for doing any lockpicking. You might have a key to that one.

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You had the key, didn't I? But it's not letting me... It's not... Usually if you have the key, it would just open. But I picked one up off one of the goons I... Anyway... Soldier on!

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: That's Smiling Jack! And that's the shotgun we want.

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I can't he's not in. I could have talked to him. It's unfortunate that isn't it? Now I have the terrible shotgun.

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That's not even fully conditionedized yet. I'd say with a few tweaks and repairs, you're looking at an 80 damage piece right there. And I have 748 shells inside.

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its little magazine yoke not smiling now the auntie smile have you watched the show I haven't I've only seen episode one that Higgins isn't simple

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for the Sega Sonic unreleased console I've got a fucking Kodi banks modification on it and to bond Gino's per kill it's a bond Gino XP boost weekend as well if you log into steam pack if you're playing it on steam pack you get extra XP for every boondock that you end up bond Gino and but don't ever think you're gonna fucking come across

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. It's Cory in the house too. It's Shia LaBancs. It's Shia LaBouffe's Mardi Gras Brawl Bedlam.

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. Shy a little boo-boo. Never shy away from the beef, especially if it's being offered to you for free. You might not think you've got room for it. Give it a chance. Give it time. Pack away the protein. Thank me later.

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. Bobblehead in the room. In the room with Smiling Jack Cobb, is it? Behind the bar. I'm actually thinking where is the fucking bar there? Not down there, anyways.

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Okay, that was the room with the tits, and this is the room down here. The bar is down this way. Loot Jack's corpse as well. I will do more looting as I said when as and when I can. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's good.

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/GrowYOULLLITTLEBOBBLEHEADS SOMEWHERE Look at his upper body here. Torso work. Oh, it's his legs that are there as well. Let's put him in there, just out of the way.

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It's not in one of these, is it?

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... Maybe over here ... Lots of good stuff ... for later ... but right now it's about going to the alien abduction site, wherever that is ... Oh yeah.

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I didn't see any bobblehead unless it's behind here

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Oh yeah. Barter account. Yeah, loads of clash there. I'll get that the next day. Now it's onwards and upwards. We'll kick on to alien abduction.

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is still wearing the button wig I don't have it on me I think it's still oh it's still got it I'll put it on it's great to see it with this music as well

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: "Even barter than the real thing" "I'm the real thing" "Even barter than the real thing" "And there's still more shit upstairs I'd say"

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"I'm thinking, do I go and kill some more raiders for the crack, or just go to alien abduction now?" Oh, it's a radio. I can hear a radio.

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The Dust Bowl!

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I'm just gonna walk all the way to wherever this location is. So we should get there maybe around 2:00 a.m. then the stream will be over then.

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Let's find this new gaff now. Data, stats, alien abduction location, question mark, and can I bring, am I safe to bring my weapons with me? And my stuff doesn't sound promising, you know, going into an alien abduction situation scenario. You get them back?

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* You get them back at the end. Are you serious? Yeah, I don't want to lose all this juicy stuff. I'll make a save. Yeah, make a separate save, but then what use is that to me if I get out of the gig and then everything's gone and I have to do it all. I don't want to have to do it all again.

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It might be fun though. It will, yeah. Megaton. Stash your shit and then put my Activit bobblehead. There we have. Look, nice little collection I've got going on there.

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... Still a few left, like ... Only nine. Only nine left. Okay, so if I stash my good stuff but I assume

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You're not gonna get to use any of it so mean even if I was to bring it with me They'd take all my items. Yeah Might as well just stash it all and keep a pistol and a few mines and a few grenades maybe and that shitty hunting hunting rifle

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You know what though? It's that whole having to come back and redo all this again and you know it takes me a long time, you know You can keep your health stuff, okay

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: Should I throw the caps in there? Let's keep a few hundred caps.

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I'm just getting that 10 mil. I'm just worried. I know you're reassuring me I'm gonna get it back. I'm just worried I don't get it back, you know? Oh, I've took it all. I've just done the fucking thing that I said. Oh.

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It's awesome. *Chuckles* Time to quit the game. So I mean, this is a sign to take it with you. Just the guns and the clothes. Why do they do that?

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Is this north, south, east, west? It's a radio signal, okay. I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the field.

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: Please, Marcus, don't go in early. Sorry, that's my wife. And then the wife had the same voice as the old lady, like a few, about half an hour later. You already have a quest. Should we hear it again? Just to see the similarity in the voice.

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It's there. Oh yeah. Resident Evil call in radio. Here it is. Please, Marcus. Don't go in. We'll hear the first one anyway, and you decide whether or not it's the same person.

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... Homes and businesses... And Marcus... This is the hard part, it's... at least a dozen separate callers... reporting cannibalism. I'm, uh... Officer Dwyer, uh, did you...

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The door, the door, thank you very much.

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You know what? Honestly, I'm thinking about listening to her. Like, you have to assume the wife was there for the whole call and then just throws that into the mix-up. Sorry, that's my wife. That's my wife. You develop after 15 years when something's fundamentally wrong. I've... I've got that feeling right now. Mark, please don't go in early.

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: Sorry, that's my wife. She's begging me not to report in.

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"I don't worry" Well, I'm gonna... Yeah, I should've just dumped everything. I don't wanna dump it, but people are telling me it's okay! And you know what? I wasn't gonna relay the message there, but somebody who tipped there a minute ago saying, "Keep your stuff." They added to the end of the message a little dig. He or she, whoever, says, "The loudest people in the chat always seem to have very little clue of the game."

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... Let's listen to just the whole ... all of the trees I call there. Stay calm, I'm here. Have you ... Have you ... Die earlier too ... Kept pounding on my door ... And then ... Then ... Mrs. ... Mrs. It's a poor effort. Like you can even hear ... Like his wheeze. Like it's a man's ...

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you can hear the Adam's apple. Did you ever think? I never thought I'd agree with such a sentiment. You can actually hear an Adam's apple.

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. So she's gonna take directions from the radio man. Thank you very much Senator De Clips and Angel of the Halls. Thank you very much for your tips and Rosenstock. Thank you very much for your tip as well Rosenstock. Stop don't move back. Move now Teresa. Okay I'm

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I'm quite old, but I'll try. Just had to impart that little information. Sorry before I go on. Sorry for keep on stopping it, but that looks tasty. Just is Buzz Aldrin being? You know, what's the rest of that sentence? Being a prick? Oh, he's being a prick again about the moon. And there's another one. Look, it looks as though I've watched half of this Dino Crisis Radio. I haven't. I just clicked on it to see what was going on.

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You know, I'm going to the bedroom. Got my phone, got my keys. There's a jacket here. Okay. I'm at the window now. Oh my god. Oh my god, there are people on the street, Marcus, wandering around. Okay, well, just don't worry about them now.

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"Clean your room!" "Crying. Maybe it is JB Pizzle."

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for you know how to call for help now you know the zombie like a metaphor you knew metaphor about life Jordan you need is there a fire escape Jordan this J.B.P. in address open the window

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for you don't get me my money tonight i'm gonna put that young girl of yours out on horse row listen that's my wife you talk about now somebody's going to work tonight freddie you really shouldn't have with my money freddie get your money man and then look at his face there look

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... ... Is Buzz Aldrin being a prick? Is Buzz Aldrin being forced to claim the moon landing? Is he being forced into silence after witnessing a UFO? I'm not going to watch this, but it's funny, isn't it? I mean, we are going to do an alien abduction quest here.

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. I'm your host, Ross Coulthard, and today we've got part two of what has been an extremely well-received audience response to Max Manali-Dirakshani's presentation on so-called lunar anomalies. We don't know what they are, but it does appear that there is something very unusual that's been recorded by NASA's own photography, own video imagery,

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"Chopin and the boys." There's a couple of lunar mysteries going on there anyway. ...something very unusual that's been recorded by NASA, NASA's own photography and own video imagery on the surface and above the surface of the moon. Max, welcome back to Reality Check. Where are we going today? Max Moonman. Today is the last day for Tom's Moonman. Get him what you can!

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"Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog." I've said it before, thanks very much for the tip there, Anonymous, that that really did stir my emotions, you know, that last scene when groovy Tom says goodbye to thing because he says "Even though we part ways, you'll still be one of my best friends!"

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about the reel goes something like yeah but I thought that was nice and once this guy's got a little bit of fucking birdcage behind him or is that like some sort of swing or maybe it's one like a hanging chair or something a hanging chad from Ikea I think when we concluded part one we were talking about the sightings during various Apollo missions

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- That's correct. Thank you again for having me. To give any credence to the show, they have to put "reality" in the title of it. Reality check. Yes, we were talking about sightings during Apollo missions and we will come back to that because there are a number of different types of... What's that behind him? Is that a chair? ...anomalous observations during the... It doesn't look like it would sustain the weight of a human. That looks very thin and kind of lightweight and flimsy.

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on the moon to also uap seen from the lunar surface and nasa photography before we roll max i just want to tell me more about the alien max i know you're a bit of a birdcage man yourself tell me about the apollo mission i mean what do we know about the ufo i get your feeling i mean obviously what you presented in the first part and i recommend everybody

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, take a really good look at that before they come to work. He's got his own little bit of groovy business behind him as well. You have to have a good setup behind you so that people are impressed by what they see and that they stay with you. You know, I need to maybe get onto that buzz as well and start putting like purple lighting and stuff like that. Maybe even get my own, my own little bit of cheeky signage at the back.

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. Watch today's show. What you presented in the first part really does, I think, rebut the dismissive... Yeah, because people would be laughing at Funko Pop collectors and stuff like that, like, you know. And he probably thinks, no, I'm not going to... I wouldn't be seen dead with a Funko Pop, not even a Roswell alien Funko.

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The Debrake was a little bit more refined, a little bit more tasteful. That's a mainframe. We have our own toys in the background. That looks like maybe some kind of award, maybe. ...assertions of the debunkers who say there's absolutely nothing here to raise a suspicion that NASA is perhaps hiding things that it knows about objects or objects.

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are we are you are we talking here about imagery that just happens to look artificial or do you strongly suspect that there is artificial structure on the moon

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I strongly suspect that there are artificial structures on the moon, either active or inactive, or maybe both, maybe from multiple visitations from different civilizations over billions of years. I think that is a highly probable scenario, and I think that we have enough evidence of anomalies of various kinds on the moon and NASA imaging to support that sort of an inference.

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M: Why would NASA conceal it? This is what I don't understand. I mean, as a journalist, obviously we're always taught to assume a screw up before a conspiracy. Yeah, right, man. An hour and 41 of this. Does it get better? Bigger shot of birdcage man.

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Screenshots of stuff. Unclickable links. Grainy satellite imagery, low resolution. Not very smoking gun. And here's the buzz man himself. The reason is, so we didn't do that, but we did decide, we just cautiously ask

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on how far away was the S4B? Unaware of the drama unfolding in space, Mission Control radioed the position back to Apollo 11.

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I don't do no violence, I don't mess with no violence. I'm just an actor, nigga! Don't argue with me, man! I'm trying to give you a chance! No, you don't give me my money tonight! I'm a good day, John. Okay. Okay! Right, so, uh, I've been told that I can keep all my stuff, and also, I'll just save the game.

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What's the distress signal that I'm looking for here? Is it Recon Craft Theta Beacon? Okay. And I've put that on, but I mean, I don't know if that tells me where to go, you know? Show location?

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: Stop for a moment guys. There's been some great news. Tupo, thank you very much there for the tip. Vault 92: "What do you like for an audio recording during a session?" I was told to get a zoom handy for the portability. They look pretty nifty, don't they? A little zoom. They're only like a little square block.

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I don't have one of those. I've the same mic for the last 10 years. The Zoom H6. But it all depends what you're after because podcasts, all the podcasters use like the same sort of mic that has, it makes everyone sound like God, like real heavy, deep, kind of bassy tone, but I mean, it's a bit much now.

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I heard the radio sounded like it was the old lady from the clip there who were playing after the Resident Evil News. Resident Evil. I feel good that I've got all my gear anyway. Marcus, don't go in! Don't go in early, Marcus. Please! That's my wife.

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. They need to get ironed out. Protectron and sun. Maybe they're okay. They're actually okay. They're a bit busy with the deathclaw. Might want to start running now.

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. Danger. Danger. Danger. Oh, please, being softened up by the Talon combat, boys. Nice. They're outcast. Bertie, you're hurting. Thank you very much. Ah, fuck. Double bluff. Marcus, please. Don't go in, Marcus.

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is the shooting too loud there is the shooting okay shall I turn the shooting down a little bit I'll turn it down a little bit there yeah yeah Marcus turn down the game volume please

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Sorry, that's my wife. Oh lovely, Xuắn Lăng, Year of the Horse. Fuck! And I'll tell you something, I only realized there that these... Y'au guai, is that a jokey play on Yogi? 'Cause these are bears. Yogi bears. Y'au guai bear. Y'au guai? Whatever, whatever it is.

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He died. And now you're telling me no, it's just a mythological bear and it isn't. It'd be a shit pun anyway. I think it is though. It's too close for it not to be. So. I'm gonna believe it is. This guy just needs to be really tenderly taken down with

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The weapon was like... A terrible shotgun. Let's take this out for a spin. Terrible.

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with a deathclaw hand. In Mandarin, Yaogoi translates as monster or demon. Yeah, and Xuen Lang is like a dragon as well. Kind of dragon. Mythological dragon.

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I may not be mythological but I think I know what I'm talking about. What's this you can select the quest in your pit boy to lead you the right way thanks for letting me know there I will do that so and we go quest select quest is it not of this world it is

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-- COVID-19! Dara Darmody of concern! Thank you very much for the tip there, Dara.

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. So we're looking right at it. Up the mountain here. See any good movies lately? I wanted to go and see some of the movies in the cinema, but I haven't gone yet. I just ended up watching, coincidentally, Duval died there yesterday. I watched Apocalypse Now about a week ago. That was a real trip.

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is I've. Is this it?

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: "Robert, don't fail in early!" I seen it just before he died, so you're a liar. But that scene, I like the smell of napalm in the morning, the colors of the smoke grenades, the...

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"GETting probed here, is it? Final Cut, or theatrical, I think it was just the normal, it wasn't the redux or the whatever that was.

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I wanted you to get a probe. This has to be a bad dream.

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What was that thing? What? You've never seen a giant metal claw scoop somebody up and carry them off to who knows where? I don't know where they're taking him, and I'm not interested in staying here long enough to find out. We gotta get out of here, kid, now. Now you're talking. I can tell you,

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way out of here. I've looked around, I can't find any panels, wires, circuits, nothing. I'm thinking they did us a favor putting us together in here like this. And I say we use it to our advantage. And for the record, the name's Soma. Nice to meet you. Soma. Kind of advantage. Do you have a plan? Yeah, a little of both. It always worked for me in the past. No reason to second-guess it now.

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What's your plan? They want us alive for something. Who knows what? Point is, if it looks like one of us is gonna kill the other, they'll step in to stop it. So that's what we do. We throw a few punches, make it look real, and then jump them when they come in to break it up. Okay. And then what? Hell if I know. But at least it's a start. It's better than sitting here waiting for them to experiment on us even more.

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As you don't get too roughed up okay and you be ready soon as they come in to get us you take them down is that the best you come up with what's going on yeah I have to fight now okay pretend fight

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! Careful not to kill her. The generators. Here's the boys now. Take me to your dealer poster. Do I batter these lads now, do I?

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is really. Thankfully I've never been in a state where I've got like that pretending the shit isn't real. Hopefully I never find myself in a situation where I'm having a meltdown and I just have to tell myself that nothing is real.

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I gotta hand it to you. Thanks for the tip, Darren. Let these people out. Okay. So, you're an alien.

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...next to the cryogenic. There are three small switches around the big thing. Good man. You see so much that you don't even know what's a switch and what isn't sometimes.

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: "Thanks! Are you escaping? Do you want-" "lead the way kid." "Okay kid, lead the way." "Hopefully the kid doesn't get iced." "The family we got, we can deal 30 keys!"

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: Thinking about getting out of the game, Freddy. Before I have to-- before I have to kill someone. Before somebody ices me. Where did the kid go? Alright. See? I told you I could help. Uh... Thanks, kid. We're getting out of here. Sure. I love exploring, and it's been a while since I've been out in the background.

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"We take that 300 thou and buy 30 keys. Man, where the hell you gonna get 30 keys from? Scatter. We sell that. We walk away with the cool one mil. You're out of your goddamn mind.

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to explore. I've seen a bunch of the ship. It's pretty neat. But they always catch me and put me back here. Family where? I don't have any family anymore. My mom and dad died a while ago before I ended up here. You know, back when all the bombs dropped on everything. Yeah, it was right after that. And then me and my sister, we got pulled up here. Except, I haven't seen her in a long time.

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I'm going to take a little bit. You need someone to keep an eye out behind you anyway. Don't worry, I'll catch up with you soon enough. Just have a quick look here for a second. Thank you, Kalinsky, thank you very much.

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It's a day! We can deal ferrequis! I guess you put one of those the alien bio-gel on... what's that? What's that? Is that like an... cage? That's aid. Power helmet. Container.

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So this is all my stuff. But if I take this out, will I still... It's not gonna, like, take it away from me or anything. It's gonna take all.

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back in bays. You want to get to the control room, right? Well, then you need to see the engine room first. I know how to get there. Just open these little things here.

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for a second. There's more of them coming. I'm looking forward to it. I guess they're already looking for us. I can sneak past them in the vents, but you're too big to fit. We'll have to figure out how to get around.

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You might need to use the thing that they give you instead of just... Let's try the shotgun on. Oh, look at this. There's gonna be no contest. Beautiful. Squid food. Reedy little guys!

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for the game.

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*brake * Yeah, yeah. They're tough enough in fairness.

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I think when they don't have the helmet on it lights out. Oh, they can still take a good battering.

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for their escape is a very good place. Right, I've put the jet, we're going jet on it. And Xuen Lang. 86 damage.

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: *gay the camera*

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is the ghoul mask working here? These are not ghouls. I don't think I have it on me. I left it back in the gap.

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I'm going to the spaceship.

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herself gone now. Bristol maze.

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I'm going to do all this stuff, I'm going to end up running out of space and it all looks like juicy very limited edition stuff like crystals, bio gels.

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: Awww. Hey, weightless. Some of this stuff is weightless. Epoxy putty.

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in the door is open though you should try and go that way sorry i have too many weapons here look i get rid of these buttons don't want them

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It's a lot of us.

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*I'm getting fucking laced! Leathered!

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I played Oblivion Jeffrey, but maybe at some stage, but not immediately after this anyway because it's Resi, it'll be Resi time. Time to resurrect the chaos chamber. Resurrect the dead.

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You're not gonna fight, you know?

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ing...

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Why is he so hard? Fuck. Yeah, I might start getting into goblins, like, you know? Who's to say the goblins are contradicting? You haven't even tried them yet.

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. Now this disintegrator luck has gone down to 59. That's because I was hepped up on Psycho and Jet I suppose. That's why it was like overpowered. Whereas the Jet and Psycho have worn off. I'm as well to just go with this.

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is in bits though... Xuanlang. And it doesn't stop at the goblins. It's more like the whole kind of... just the wizards and Merlin and spells and stuff like that. Lord of the Rings sort of stuff.

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: Don't worry about those aliens, they won't hurt you. This bend goes a different way, so you'll be by yourself for a while. That was a fucking ammo.

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It's got it. These little steam outlets here, they don't do any damage, thank fuck. And now the health has been restored.

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The archway is recharging and not ready for use. Stop goblin hate. End goblin hate in 2026. Now if they're evil goblins and you have to go into a little fucking goblin chamber and do them all in, then...

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I could probably get down with that like, ah, but it's having to hang out with them And take them seriously, huh? Although you'd have to imagine You'd probably have to take them seriously as enemies as well, you know it might make the slaying even more exciting and Rewarding if there are evil goblins in it

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are you. Is it as funny as this? Like I can't imagine Oblivion being as like having the same level of comedy as this. Like something funny about all these little alien fellas just going around like look at them. They're hilarious like you're just going around killing them.

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It's a lot of it's just like it's not going up in the sky *Lighting* They're fantastic! They're beautiful! Oblivion is funnier! It just looks, it feels as though it has a more of a serious vibe about it. Fallout is cooler.

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: I love a good melee weapon. I think I threw them away though.

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is something rewarding about just fucking clattering these lads heads give them a bit of shock sword see how that works

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: Oh! Fuck!

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: Marjorry: Marjorry: Marjorry:

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is the energy.

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is a big deal with all the custom weapons become failures without the schematics not really that bothered seems like a good one though

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: Hmmm...

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It's like maybe LifeGiver. It's more health. When you're in sneak mode you gain the option to eat a corpse to regain health.

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So I've just done that and now I'm in sneak mode. How is it... It's not letting me eat the aliens. Maybe you can't eat aliens. Okay, it has to be... Yeah.

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to be a human. Shit. They're made of lettuce. Oh. Fuck.

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! Mark! Archway stores is just restores me there.

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Don't go in, Mark. Don't go in early.

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: Some of them drop really easily, and others are tough.

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! I've been abducted three times! I'm infatuated with aliens! I'll stay here until it's safe, okay? Fuck.

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I flew from a galaxy far away to probe three farmers and I'm going to probe them.

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. Like a little hob.

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: That's why you always gotta keep your eyes open. Watch your ass. Nice suit. You. Are. An alien. You're a self-confessed alien.

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. Little alien on the late show. Coming up tonight! That would have been Tupperty. I don't think... I don't really watch much of Killsy, so I can't... I don't really know what to say. He wouldn't really do that bombast that Tupperty did. Coming up tonight!

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Who landed last Tuesday, he's in the studio. We believe he has relatives in Carlo.

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: Oh, I know! Come on, I know another way up! *laughs* Pat Cox UAP here! What is UAP?

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...

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This is a young aged pensioner floating in the sky Please Marcus So this is it pretty neat, huh? I've never had the courage to wake them up Coming up tonight an alien the Bishop of Galway and garden whistleblower Maurice McCabe

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-- Buh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-

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Who are these people?

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-- Neat. Like armor or something. And that other guy? He looks just like a cowboy. I saw pictures of cowboys in books. I never saw a real one, though. This is going to be so neat! So what the hell have I done? I've completed the quest anyways. One particular quest, but not the whole quest.

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"The ship is huge." "How did they build something this big?" It is yourself! Oh look! Toshiro Kago.

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and me and my sister

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: I don't know what happened to my-- What's--what's going on? Who are all these people? Look at his face. It's okay, we're not gonna hurt you, we're friends. What? I've never seen any of you before in my life. Last people I saw were-- Oh my god! Aliens! I was taken by aliens! You! You must be the aliens trying to get into my mind.

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: What the fuck is this glad about? Thank you very much there. Years ago, I was Japanese. I can promise you I'm not an alien. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe you assumed human form. I heard they can do that. Or you are human, but they took over your mind.

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"If I was the aliens, last thing I would have done was release you." "I... I suppose so. Look, all I want to do is get back home and back to the rest of my squad. Wait a minute! My men! My unit! Have you seen them?" "I've read that." "Oh my god. I'm responsible for them and now they're lost.

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Let's just wrap this up man, I have no interest in what your story is.

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: What do you know about the Japanese lead? He looks like a Japanese samurai. Guess the aliens must have plucked him from Earth a long time ago. I can't understand a word he's saying. Luke Skyballer. Must have been on a few skyballs, man. Can you tell me where you're from? Me? Well, I was a medic with the 108th Infantry Battalion stationed at Anchorage, Alaska.

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: Thank you very much. Takahashi-san. How were you captured? Luke Shytalker.

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: I like this. Richard Dawkins. They did.

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I like how having done the operation Anchorage I can Kind of understand what he's on about like, you know And he's wearing winterized power armor like myself Maybe they're gonna take up like maybe they've been coming here for hundreds. No thousands of years waiting to hear

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: Julian Assange has been quiet enough since he got let out.

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: Yeah, well I have some of this, don't I? I already have some of this. Please be careful! Please be careful, Ryuichi Sakamoto! Sure, here you go. They should work pretty-

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I'll get a little too long.

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: I want your ass.

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: Don't go alone. Those generators are in scary places. Take one of the grown-ups with you. She's about to shoot her head up there. Thank you very much, Harumi Hasano. Hasano House. Colonel Hartigan's spacesuit.

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: This shit looks cool. Where am I? Where are we? Where are they? Where are the little buggers? You'll see them soon. They're called aliens, Hayseed. Aliens, green men, hell, you can call them piles of horseshit for all I care. So you woke me, huh? Who the hell are ya?

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: That's amazing! Where are we? I'm a cop, you idiot!

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Who is your daddy and what does he do? That's amazing. Where are we? You son of a bitch. Come on, don't bullshit me. Put that cookie down.

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I'm not a shit-kicking cowboy that's for sure you got a smart mouth kid I like that what I don't like is I don't know you from a hole in the wall how do I know you ain't working with those little green bastards another one was Molina please I think maybe total recall and

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One of my favorite all time favorites was "Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise" and whoever on the receiving end of that would be like "Yeah well I'm not gonna be surprised asshole"

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I'm out of course! ...Get ready for the big surprise! That's amazing! Where are we? One of us is in deep trouble!

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One of us is in deep trouble. Nice night for a walk. So I have the space suit anyways, and now I have to go into space. Ready for your trip into space, Mr. Man?

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: Don't worry. Just all went to shit. So they don't know who started it or who won? You have now been erased.

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...

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My CPU is a Neuronet processor, a learning computer. Fuck you asshole. Fuck you.

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Forth antax, if you like, uh, fuck you. Oh, yeah? When you gonna come, when you gonna come down and beat my ass? August 4th.

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: I think August - August 4th was when the machines became sentient. Oh fuck, nice, that was a little bit.

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Yeah, the Venture-low ones were funny as well.

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's come in years. Peel up. Entry little harassment.

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I have no 5.5.5 is right, but I have the disintegrator.

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I didn't mean to select my rifle. No. Does this launch me into space? Space boy. Space boy. I will get charged up.

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for the Al Pacino one just the all the Glen Gary Glen Ross lines from Pacino were fucking

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is like what am I gonna do this month

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My name is Richard Roma.

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I'm going to Limpkin! Stupid fucking cock!

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The leads are weak. You're weak.

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This was easy. He came from nowhere. And he gave as good as he got, which was zero.

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is that's happening on the tube of you. I'm just ensconced in the gameplay here. But you're having a hard time, is it? You're having a hard time. Has YouTube shat the bed? Look at this.

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It's just a bit of a completionist. I'm a bit of a completionist myself, don't you know?

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You should not drink and bake.

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for the systems! Subsection is fine! Where is he going?

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I'm looking for a big fat adventure I'm looking for a piece of the pie I'm gonna sing that until YouTube comes back because I don't even know if people are watching now but messages they're coming through still so that means

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: Ow! Oh fuck! Okay you are here, what's up? I just had visions of like, there's a spinning loading thing going on but people still chatting but they can't see anything. Maybe it's just affecting desktop people and not mobile. Mobile games.

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. What's going on here? Do I get into this? Are these going to come out and let me in? Or? Button on the console. Oh yeah, right there. Come on, man. Get with the program. Little alien fellas now, look. Getting steamboated.

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I must have cryo genically frozen them or maybe they're still alive or Thank you very much there filthy and Paul and Paul says YouTube's working fine on the telly app people are having problems there find yourself a telly

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You! Put me on it now. Thank you. A papal dispension. Thank you very much. A papal bowl in a china shop. Kiss the ring of the... Does the Pope still get people to kiss his ring? Or has that gone away now? Is that in the past?

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There were times when you wouldn't. Fuck. See, the Dalai Lama had to put out a statement. Distancing himself from the Epstein or saying that he wasn't in that scandal.

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: Thank you!

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They can come up with it. Nintendo Weegert! Weegert!

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. And held Uygru device. Atomizer. Shock baton. Baton Rouge.

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. So, yeah, you need to put some aid into your bloodstream. A bit of medics. A touch of buff out. A slice of psycho. And why not some bio-gel? And squid food.

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"Squid Game" Okay, we saved that now. Ah, it's nice. It's just like a nice romp through the alien spaceship or wherever there is a romp. Just going around just absolutely clowning them. Some nice jazz.

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is dissidents in Elf Centauri. Around here, we do things by the book. Uh, cool guns sorry. Yuppie and the alien.

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It's like I say "Hadouken" Is it a bit loud, the Zapotron 5000? Or is it okay? Might just be my headphones. I'm listening to a louder beat than yee maybe. Okay, cool. Good stuff, good stuff. Great news guys. Great news.

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I'll tell ya, if you like the irony stuff, listen to the DVD commentary of Total Recall with none other than Paul Verhoeven and Arnold Schwarzenegger as well. And from the off, it's fucking brilliant. Because it's TriStar, that old distributor. And you know, like the TriStar unicorn horse on the screen

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and as soon as that horse is on the screen, Irony goes, "Hello, this is me Arnold Schwarzenegger and that is me on the screen running towards the camera. And this is me, Paul Verhoeven." And here we have Sharon Stone, who I would later work with in Showgirls.

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And this is a very sexy scene we filmed I think you'll like us, I think you'll laugh

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You could fall asleep to that sort of DVD commentary, you know, maybe it's on YouTube But it wouldn't because that would be the full film But I wonder could you get away with playing the audio from them? I've often thought like could I even watch total recall or any film at all and if the audio It's picked up by YouTube. Oh, I don't think sing you on. I think maybe they would Like home old movie audio. I doubt you get away with that

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I doubt you'd get away with that. I doubt you'd get away with that. If you would, yeah. What about still frames from the film, so like scene by scene? Hang on. Fuck you, man. They're automators. Bloom is off the charts, I know it's... It's gone a bit Orlando, alright.

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I really need all these fucking baton fucking hell who's zapping me there Yeah, DVD extra parts, maybe but even just Yeah stills and then chat and show you about the film itself That you'd seen I really need all these fucking batons like Louie baton

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... I'm willing to give the audio from a movie a chance, you know? See if I get away with that. Who the fuck is that? Better be for Twitch.

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The h2nd... ...just remind... refresh the brain here. Optional... Destroy the generator in the robot assembly. Destroy the generator in the hangar. Destroy the generator in the cryolabs. Think I might have... ...gone past the generators. Although this looks like a cryolab. I don't know what a generator is though.

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"Local map"

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I'm just gonna go back to the cryo lab and see if I can destroy the generators. This is it isn't it? Great scene we've filled with Sharon's tongue.

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I think. No? What are you getting strikes for? I haven't been struck. I haven't got a strike.

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I don't know where these generators are, they're telling me to destroy them, I don't know where they are. YouTube is down. What am I gonna do this month?

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I need to remember this, because it's very important you might get lost in space It is late, thank you for letting me know, I've lost track of time Maybe we can finish this DLC before the night is over, I'm not sure

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I thought I was hoping for. Should be right here.

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"Just lead 'em to it. Thank you very much, Total Recall commentary. The full commentary is on YouTube. Good stuff.

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"You're on about, look. Zero."

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: Can you still use the search function? Bobby Watson, thanks very much.

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But it won't have the picture, like the commentary is there, but you don't need the picture, I suppose, but it's good though. This is me Arnold Schwarzenegger, and this is me riding towards the camera.

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The very sexy scene here with Sharon Stone who we later worked with in Showgirls and one of my great movies I made with Carlico Carlico great movie people

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. I did a film, of course, as well. Not to be outdone. I did the film as well.

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I do films too. I definitely wanted to do another movie there. So this was the perfect movie. A big budget, big movie, total recall. Such a laugh. And then later you did Terminator 2 there. I did Terminator 2, that's right. And of course, we will be doing many more projects together hopefully.

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for us. There were about 30 versions of the script before we got it. And they were all done by Dan O'Bannon and Ron Suessette. Then the version that we are seeing here that was an additional writer I asked to come in, which was Gary Goldman, and that most of the work that was done on the script was in the third act. Two writers were with us on the set all the time, Ron Suessette and Gary Goldman.

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. I think we were a very writer-friendly group because they were part of everything and they could see as much of the dailies and have as much input as they wanted. I remember that exactly how long the script was around because I followed it and I remember when Dino De Laurentiis was in pre-production for his movie over in Australia and he then finally got into financial trouble and I called him and I asked him if he would sell the movie and he said yes.

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and then I immediately called Coralco and said to Andy Vanya and Mario Kassar call Dino de la Laurentiis right now and buy this movie and bang within a few hours they owned the movie and that's when I got in touch with you then and I recall remember when I said you asked me to do the movie I did this and then you did that and then we did this our conversation we had at the restaurant right because right after Robocop came out I went to you in the

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and it was the first time I think I was in the restaurant and put it in right there during the conversation he had with someone else and I said Paul you're the greatest there's a Robocop you're fantastic we have to work together and all that stuff and then you know that was the movie we worked on together right right this is all all special effects what you see here and only the people that are discovered later on here are there in the background you see and so we have people right now we have support drones

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We see here. And they were provided by the movie manufacturer Kuroko. Great. Showed a lot of great faith in the ideas we had. Easy to defeat. They had very little damage resistance at that time. And also a conveyor belt like much like you would see at an airport. Crazy Geikers.

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And Verhoeven are talking about this. So we can just pretend they're talking about the visuals that you're seeing here. We don't need Total Recall. This part was because there was no money at all anymore for these teams.

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"I am a bit."

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Yeah, and we were at the restaurant, remember? We had dinner and then the next day I called her and then she called you and then that was after RoboCup. Remember? So we had to shoot it on a stage that was not much bigger than a basketball field at the maximum. On the credit list that just passed by, you saw a lot of people that worked with me on other movies, notably on the RoboCup and Hollow Man and Starship Super. Yeah, so much of the commentary is...

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and this is blue screen. Everything here is blue screen. Vakano for the photography, Frank Yurasti for the editing, Bill Sandel with the Robocop, Erica Phillips for costume did also Robocop and this movie. And this is a Rob Bottin effect. It's Arnold as a puppet. It's not a digital effect that didn't exist at that time. You would now do it digitally, I suppose. But at that time it was just something

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The eyes were blown out. I can't skip. I want to be able to skip back if he says a funny word. Pepe. I see. This is a Roboteen effect.

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from the puppet puppet. It's not a digital effect. It didn't exist at that time. You would now do it digitally, I suppose, but at that time it was just something, a puppet where the eyes were blown out, kind of. This was one of my favorite scenes, obviously, because how many times do people get a chance to wake up with Sharon Stone? Remember how we rehearsed this scene? We rehearsed it in the Bellagio Hotel. In the Bellagio Hotel, exactly. We went up...

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: Irony, thank you very much. And Steve McLaren: is, remember, crazy. This must have been very crazy, right? Two guys checking in with one woman, you know, coming and going up to the hotel room. And we came down. That's right. We had to rehearse quite some time. We actually went over budget on the rehearsal for this scene. We did. That is true. Sorry, I'm getting the accents mixed up. The reality is better.

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in the Hailywood guys. Thank you very much. Two weeks and irony is out loud. Thank you very much. Remember how we rehearsed this scene? We rehearsed it in the Bellagio Hotel. In the Bellagio Hotel, exactly. We went up there. They must have thought that we had some strange Hollywood characters checking in like, you know, two guys with one woman in this bedroom.

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You're just being an I don't know, you know. I mean, we're just addressing exactly this scene here, the fight scene and playing around in the bed and all those kind of things. But it was really good because it was several months before and we were very well prepared. So when we did actually the scene there, we knew exactly what we were doing. Realize here also that she could be, of course, she could be really a nice woman who is really worried about his nightmares about Mars, isn't it? I mean, there are two realities to the movie all over the place and I'll emphasize that

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is that she is already the co-hagan agent that she might turn out to be later so she can just be somebody that is pissed off because he seems to be dreaming. Hang on, so this is total recall is it? I thought this was running man. So this is total recall. It is yeah. I said running man. Okay. Sure I typed it into the fucking bear there a minute ago.

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- She could be very funny and very nice and she's also an agent of Kohagen at the time. - Dreaming about her. - Exactly. - Exactly. - You know I do. - You know I do. Oh yeah, another quality soundboard line was, "Come on, baby. You know you're the girl of my dreams. Don't you understand? I felt like we were meant for something more than this."

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. I asked Sharon Stone to take part of her clothes off, but she was very timid here, remember? She makes a little thing there. I think I took revenge in Basic Instinct, you know? No, I think that the whole thing worked really well.

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for a new notification. I think it worked really well. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Now there is a political agenda is introduced here in it. Where we find out that there are problems on the colony Mars that is under the

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of Governor Kohagin, clearly is referring to colonial situations of England or Spain or Holland, but it could also be a metaphor for any kind of imperialism.

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. Now everyone has a big screen, exactly a flat screen on the wall. Even this thing that we did here, she puts it out and we get suddenly to this landscape that was done by a trick. Before this happens, in the same shot, the walls are already fake. The two side walls are blue screen. So when we get the whole landscape, of course the landscape is printed in over these three areas, but the side areas next to the television in the beginning are already

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The walls are also fake.

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is just like I amiris is. It is.

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on, tries to influence them in a way to say, "No, don't worry about that. That's not true. There is nothing about Mars. It's all an invention of you." And, um... Which could be her part as a loving wife that tries to protect her husband. - Right. - Or she is already basically here trying to prevent his memory to break through. - Right, exactly. - And so she's a co-hagan agent then. - Right. - I mean, here, when we hold on her face, of course we pretend a little bit that there is something else

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and you know, it was going in. Exactly. And, you know, it was very important for us to show that my mind is set on something totally different, that I'm not really living in the moment, that I'm thinking of something else. This is all what you just saw is the military academy. They're explaining something that's just very trivial, like, you know, like they're going on about it like it's a big metaphor, a heavy thing that they've done. It's just basically,

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, but he's like, so you can see this is a big thing we are doing right here. Go back through the teleporter. The one that I came into, FurQ, is it? Getting awful confused here. I think it's the 2am blues, you know? Are you telling me this one?

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He's a teleporter. Okay. In Mexico City, here is one of the first digital effects ever done that we tried to do with this capture motion that failed completely. But fortunately, Eric Brafic had also put a camera on the other side of the screen. So we had Arnold's movements also in a natural way. And they copied that. Like, I was following blips. And look, the blips there that I

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is into that yoke so I might have to knock it on the head and we resume at a later date because this is going to go on too long thank you Steven Spielberg thank you very much Mexico shitty

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The Implant of dreams. Thank you. There you see the guy watch him that will put Philip K. Flute thank you very much was total recall of a Philip K. Dick joint and then it was made by the boys.

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- Nice. Okay guys, great news, bad news, great news, great work today. It was all blue screen. We did a lot of great work down here in Mexico City. We filmed the scene with Sharon Stone in the hotel for two weeks, two week rehearsal. It was very confusing, very funny, short and sweet situation.

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and thank you very much for your kind-hearted tips and kind-hearted comments and support especially in this trying time testing time okay when youtube is down like this very hard for the stream to continue especially people are not able to watch so all i will say is thank you very much and good night and all the

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the story of the best. Thank you. We finished this on the next stream. I went a little bit irony at the end of that one. Good night, guys. Thank you very much.

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for all of course the memory implants that are sold but that ultimately could be make you completely schizophrenic are sold in the same nice way as the tobacco industry sells the cigarettes in it exactly exactly here this is my job i'm a construction worker in the original screenplay verhoeven's like he's talking about the kind of uh the

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. So what we were trying to do, it's kind of a commentary on, you know, the colonization of Dutch or British or the Spanish Empire.

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So it's kind of making, drawing a line between those. Exactly. Now this is me and Sharon Stone in the bed. She's trying to kiss me. It was hard to do this scene, right? We're an accountant. That's right. And we felt that it didn't fit your persona in any way. Well, that was because Jeff Bridges was supposed to actually play the character when Dina De Laurentiis was doing it. And Richard Dreyfuss before that. Exactly. And then many other actors before that.

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ASLLABORI: Again, his pal here could or be just a nice guy that tries to warn him not to go to these idiotic memory implants because they could basically make you schizophrenic. Or he is already a co-hagen agent that has to make sure that his memory doesn't pop up. WELL DUNCAN: Well, that's the great thing about the movie that from the beginning on, it always works on two levels. And the audience always has to guess, you know, what it is.

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is what is reality and what is not. If I'm not me, then who the hell am I? Get your ass to Mars. All right, I'll talk to you later on. Good luck. See you. Bye-bye-bye-bye. Co-Hagan.