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Moondust 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,060 "Moon-Dust" 5 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:35,600 Well... 6 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:42,920 This is now the first time playing this particular game called "P.T." 7 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:51,160 And I think the spiritual successor of it is going to be released next year... 8 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,880 Hideo Kojima 9 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,840 I've never played it... 10 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,960 Hopefully it's good. 11 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:00,960 ... 12 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:11,360 I'm gonna turn the volume up to the maximum of my headphones there so I can hear everything. 13 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,680 I'm not sure what the sound setup is like... 14 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,000 for streamage, whether it should be loud for Yi, but anyway... 15 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,440 I'm sure you'll let us know... 16 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,200 if it's too low or too loud. 17 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:34,600 ... and hopefully it doesn't crash. 18 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,200 ...at his local gun store... 19 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:36,920 ...two days earlier... 20 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:40,600 ...the little killing took place while the family was gathered at home... 21 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,560 ...on a Sunday afternoon. 22 00:02:42,560 --> 00:03:12,560 The only thing is my PS4 is going 90 like it's a base model so it's just the fans are going it's too loud like 23 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:42,560 to say something about 9/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/11/ 24 00:03:42,560 --> 00:04:12,560 "They believe that extreme domestic homicides appears unrelated, so it could be part of a larger trend such as employment." Maybe that's him, maybe that's the dad. "They often have social issues facing the average family." I wonder did they make-- oh yeah, this was meant to be Silent Hill. I think this was, if I'm not mistaken, Kojima's take on where Silent Hill should go next. And then a few years later, 25 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:42,560 on the Dojo with you and that was the alert that scared me there especially combined with that creature from Shenmue known as Chai not as nice as a Chai Latte 26 00:04:42,560 --> 00:05:12,560 , that's for sure. And I can hear like a cat going, "Meow, meow." Don't be cheeky. I was walking along the floorboards there, nice parquet floors there. And it was a little bit creepy. This is weird, man. It's kind of giving me a little bit of vertigo, just like there's a little bit of sway there and I got a little bit of vertigo. 27 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:42,560 , thank you very, very much for that kind-hearted tip there. You see the little sway here? Wait a sec, when I go forward. There. So I heard the creak and I thought, don't be creaky. Look up. You're saying look up. All right, it's that. It's making the noise. 28 00:05:42,560 --> 00:06:12,560 That's not too dissimilar from my desktop there apart from the fags and the Ashtray but like the banana skin half-eaten chocolate bar And of course a picture of mom and pop 29 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:42,560 Thank you. Hanley, man. Thank you very, very much. And Notion, thank you very much for the don't be creaky. And Darren Mac, how's the forum tonight? It's going good, yeah? I just... I'm taking this all in. I know you're probably thinking, just get on with it, man. Just get down the fucking corridor there and get involved. Get stuck in. I like to see everything and appraise it all, you know? 30 00:06:42,560 --> 00:07:12,560 There's no run, you can't run. I'm just looking at this stuff now. A lot of drugs being taken. On the desk there, it seems. 31 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:42,560 this is all blue screen we did this out in Tokyo tower- ooh it's just a door- it's just a door- we did this out in Tokyo towers in Konami towers out in Tokyo in Shinagawa as courtesy of uh- of Hideo Kojima he had us over there on a junket a press junket and I turned up with five puppets that I brought over in carriage and luggage they let me check- sorry I won't bother with that let's just- let's just enjoy this 32 00:07:42,560 --> 00:08:12,560 "Please be careful, Mr. Loops. Thank you very much. And "Acidic Beetles, thank you very, very much. And "Conrad01." And this is getting shaky now. 33 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:19,140 The 34 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:52,500 on the floor there look or is it a mouse it's a mouse and There's someone in that house there someone in that room It's a double roach it's two roaches arcing each other Thank you very much anguish panda and loves to slug And that's not opening and 35 00:08:52,500 --> 00:09:22,500 I said hello how are you Ethan? Oh, I'll take a moment there for a sec. A moment for a sec or let's take a second for a moment. Watched all the Shenmue streams. Even though you didn't seem to think it was a good game at the time. It's a great, it's great entertainment. He said thanks very much. Well, I'm going to play the second one at some stage. Because I replayed the first one there last year or the year before and I had a great time. 36 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:52,500 to play it all in one sitting. Do you believe that? And I'm very surprised I managed that. I doubt I'd be able to do everything from the second game in one day. People were saying to me when I was giving out about Metal Gear Solid 4 that you're not meant to play it all in one go like I did, you know? Or maybe two goes. 37 00:09:52,500 --> 00:10:22,500 "Bad" in the time. 38 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:52,500 I'm looking up. So there's a... Shadow on the wall, is that... Is that what we're... Maybe I have to go back. The radio was off. 39 00:10:52,500 --> 00:11:22,500 It's not like an anomaly thing like exit 8. I don't think. You can't go back. I won't look at the chat just in case you're telling me exactly what to do just yet. I do like to discover these things. Have you seen toilet 8? I haven't. 40 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:52,500 Oh! 41 00:11:52,500 --> 00:12:22,500 There's home. 42 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:52,500 The answer is for the answer. Nintendo's Game Dogs. Game Dog. 43 00:12:52,500 --> 00:13:22,500 I think I actually went live at 23.59 as well. 44 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:52,500 3: 8 minutes ago. Try eating the sweets, I don't think you can. 45 00:13:52,500 --> 00:14:22,500 Oh God. 46 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:52,500 Bacaddy Downy with you! How are you Paddy? What's the story? Just tuned in. Is this on an emulator? Hmm... I'll let you guess, Pat. I know you've got it in ya. Thanks very much for the tip. I've never played this. I know you have. You told me long ago, 47 00:14:52,500 --> 00:15:22,500 "COVID-19!" "COVID-19!" "Tips!" "Thanks very much, 2PUD." "The notifications are adding an extra layer of nightmare 48 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:52,500 . 49 00:15:52,500 --> 00:16:22,500 "stop me again, the clown." How'd you fuckin' go in? Milk for the baby, thank you very much. Something I'm not lookin' at or seein'. 50 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:52,500 That Higgins isn't simple. Little Francis, thank you very much. We just go home. Yeah, we'll just go back. 51 00:16:52,500 --> 00:17:22,500 You can't go back though, you trapped them. Steal these cuts. Thank you very much for the tip. And Kieran, thank you very much. You're fucking joking me. 52 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:52,500 What am I meant to fucking do like? This door. There's no button for it. 53 00:17:52,500 --> 00:18:22,500 : "I gotta hand it to you. You think great out there." "I gotta hand it to you. Thank you for the tip." Should I just stare at these for the night? Another hour of this. "Thank you." "Spookzilla, thank you very much." 54 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:52,500 : Thank you. 55 00:18:52,500 --> 00:19:22,500 Thank you. Thanks very much there, Jackie. And how are you, Wendy and Owen? 56 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:52,500 "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thank you" 57 00:19:52,500 --> 00:20:22,500 It's still, it's... You can still see me though. There's still a light on like... Tommy Burns, thank you very much. And Conrad. 58 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:52,500 one door closes another one opens what about this thing here this doing your fucking head in 59 00:20:52,500 --> 00:21:22,500 It's grand. PT, Darren, Mac, and PT, thank you very much. Pure Terror. Thank you. Do you love it? It's only a demo. It'll be done in no time. 60 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:52,260 For the 61 00:21:52,260 --> 00:22:22,260 : I'm looking for a piece of the pie! Thank you very much, the man behind the door. Just keep going back and looking at these. 62 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:52,260 ... ... Red Roach the movie ... Thank you, Game Boy! Thank you very much. 63 00:22:52,260 --> 00:23:22,260 We can go in. We'll go in for a look. 64 00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:52,260 Thank you. Flashlight. Thank you. Eddie Durkin, thank you very much. Oh, fuck. 65 00:23:52,260 --> 00:24:22,260 Oh man, come on. Come on. You're joking. You're joking. Knock it on the head now. Knock it on the head. I'm just fine and dandy. Are you sure? I'm okay. It's a bit much, isn't it? Thank you very much there for the tip. The ghost of Joe Dolan, Kazoo Killer, and Baby Flynn and Francis 66 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:52,260 "Thank you very much. Guess who's been on Match of the Day? Your man on the radio having a wank. I don't get the reference. Unless Match of the Day was on, someone was on that. I don't know. This is as far from Match of the Day as you could really get. 67 00:24:52,260 --> 00:25:22,260 : Thank you. How are you keeping Simlac? Thank you very much. 68 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:52,260 - Hey! Eh oui! Thank you very much! 69 00:25:52,260 --> 00:26:22,260 on Kylie thank you very much keep looking at these something comfort and about just looking at these here Diaz thanks for the tip there man 70 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:52,260 I think it's a 71 00:26:52,260 --> 00:27:22,260 to hide in the bathroom, but reports that you took her out by telling her it was just a game. Thank you very much. Here we go, it's... My old favorite photograph is now being besmudged. Neighbors called 9-11. Gouge it out, man. Fucking gouge it out. If in doubt, gouge it out. 72 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:52,260 It's about some strange spell. There was another family shot to death in the same state. How'd you gouge? Just keep going. Thank you. There's a monster inside of me. Marry me, Lisa. Forgive me, Lisa. There's a monster inside of me. 73 00:27:52,260 --> 00:28:22,260 : Marry me! This was some fucked up wedding proposal. I don't think Lisa would have got this far. Like, Lisa would have just turned... or just locked herself in one of the fucking rooms, like... Listen to the radio just tipped, thank you very much. 74 00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:52,260 , ah, Hulah, Thetis Ohulahan, someone said. Flanbag, thanks very much. Aaron Flood, and listen to the radio, thank you very much. Just have another bit of banana there. Just get a bit of banana. Back to the banana with you. 75 00:28:52,260 --> 00:29:22,260 : Come first, banana! Don't be spooky! Don't be spooky! Go back to your own bleeding kajima! 76 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:52,260 Oh, fuck. Come on, man. Be spooky. Don't be spooky around here, will you? Oh, fuck. Come on, man. Give us a break. Give us a break. Thank you. In one door and out the next, John. Thanks for the tip. 77 00:29:52,260 --> 00:30:22,260 I can hear them all calling to me from... Forgive me Lisa, there's a monster inside me. 78 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:52,260 is picking up on maybe. I can hear like sludge, squelching sludge around here. Thank you. Ten cent tariffs. Thank you very much. Oh, 10% tariffs. Thanks very much. 79 00:30:52,260 --> 00:31:22,260 . Oh, we're the classic agnostic guys. Agnostic guys. Um, piss. Someone's pissing down. It's actually a fucking fridge. A fucked fridge. A load of blood coming out the back of it. Zanussi or Whirlpooler or something. 80 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:52,260 is the landlord maybe you might get your deposit back it's not right thank you 81 00:31:52,260 --> 00:32:22,260 "Basin Baby, thank you very much." I think it's just a swinging baby now. Bit of backswing on it, bit of momentum. "Fridge out of warranty." 82 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:52,260 I'm just fine and dandy! 83 00:32:52,260 --> 00:33:22,260 : I'm okay! Connor, thank you very much. Epstein's Dream, thank you very much. Oh, it's worse. It's getting. 84 00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:52,260 for moving on. I just want it to end now. I want it to end now. It's not nice. Thank you very much, Roger Cooks Gaff and Umbilical Olympics. Thank you very much. 85 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:55,540 You can't even with the 86 00:33:55,540 --> 00:34:03,940 Please end, please end now. Can we end this now? 87 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:27,700 can you go back? 88 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:57,700 "Script" Thank you very much. Roger Cook, Ozzy, and it was all prior to the script and Gobbles, thank you very much. 89 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:27,700 I think the fridge is getting faster. It's rocking a lot faster on this one, you know. 90 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:57,700 Thank you very much. He looks like your man from Silent Hill James. Can't see his face like the rig out, the gear he's wearing. 91 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:27,700 : Alright, there's something I'm not seeing, there's something I'm not doing here, we've been through this five times now. Just gonna turn down that for a moment for ya. Gouge it out, do we have to gouge something here? We pick, is there a button to pick something up and start gouging? Do you have to gouge your own eyeball out? Gouge your eyeball out, maybe go back over to the other picture of her over here and then try and gouge her eyeball out. 92 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:57,700 is not out over here. No? Hari kari fridge sale. Thank you very much. Yeah, I thought I zoomed into the keys before. He didn't pick them up. Norman Fetus, thank you very much. 93 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:27,700 "What do we do with this?" What do we...? Someone at the door, Pat! Trick-or-treaters again! In February. 94 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:57,700 ... 95 00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:27,700 Vendijk, thank you very much. I mean, how could a baby make that much movement to get that sort of swing? 96 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:57,700 That's a man inside there, maybe. It's got me again, the clown. Thank you very much there, Colcatu. For the, uh, tip. I'm going for... 97 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:27,700 ! Mr Hideo Kojima, thank you very much. Hello. Hello. And 442 beasts. So, 98 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:57,700 I betcha we go through the next corridor again, same shit, and then she's gonna be at this window then. And then the next corridor we go through after that, she's gonna be at the door. That's my guess. Just look at the gouge it out. 99 00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:27,700 ! Nope! 100 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:57,700 and speedrun to fuck, thank you very much. Quick look at this. Quick look at that. All standard stuff, yeah. Everything looks great here. Yeah, totally normal. Thank you very much, Raptor. And speedrun. 101 00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:27,700 It's a litter. Hello is filled in now. What's back on the wall there, is it? Are you fucking serious? And there's a light on down there. Is it hello or was it he is? 102 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:57,700 ! Maybe that was always on this fucking light here. LG Tellies. They were on the pace anyways. Look! 103 00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:27,700 Heismanthi, Maasup, Montessori. Thank you very much. Something was on the screen then. I don't know what it said. Oh, look. I can't read that. Whatever language that's in, I don't know. My voice, can you hear it? 104 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:57,700 can you read it for every if you just come to me Gary Neville's gap and you're my voice yeah so now I know that I should have been doing this the whole time it's changes things really was the crying baby I was just trying to ignore and move on power through to stop that fucking screaming but I mean it's not gonna happen 105 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:27,700 is it's just like it's just like it's just like i know i don't know if i can't believe it 106 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:57,700 for what the impasses im going from in here 107 00:43:57,700 --> 00:44:27,700 *whistorical sounds* Somebody needs to cut that fucking thing down. Wrecking the head. Message at the front door. Is there a- just- can you let me know whether or not I've- can I pick up those keys and 108 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:57,700 and start gouging stuff. Don't tell me the actual solution of what the gouge means, but I'm definitely not able to pick up those keys, no? You can't. Good thing. Thanks very much, Sean. Kill, thank you very much for the tip. 109 00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:27,700 *Noises* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* *Spring* * 110 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:57,700 does this ever end? Can I actually finish this? It's only meant to be a demo. Does it go on forever? Because if it's going on forever, I'm gonna fucking turn it off. It does end, okay. I thought I'd been tricked. I thought I'd been tricked. Was that little yellow and green little tub of cream there? Was that there before? I can't remember seeing that. 111 00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:27,700 A. What's this? Maybe we look through the other side. Big bang the stars. Thank you very much. 112 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:57,700 A little hole in the wall, pat in the bathroom there. And now H. What does it all mean? What does it all mean? Prince Andrew Simulator, thank you very much. Can you see something? But when I go to the corresponding 113 00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:27,700 There, sun. 114 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:56,580 It's a lot of the 115 00:47:56,580 --> 00:48:26,580 ... I think it was always ... they're calling to me from hell, but at one stage it was just ... I can hear them calling to me. Gouge their eyes out. Fucking gouge your eye out. *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *CALL* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* *SCREAMS* * 116 00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:56,580 Was it going on here? Look in the mirror. I tried. 117 00:48:56,580 --> 00:49:26,580 by the heck! You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've some gall. You've some gall. And that's me dead, is it? 118 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:56,580 : Was that it? Is this just starting from the beginning now? 119 00:49:56,580 --> 00:50:26,580 I was hoping that was it. I have to do more of this. It's not a game, it's more of an experience, isn't it? And not a nice one. Hopefully Zanussi's gone to sleep. No, I can still hear them. 120 00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:56,580 What's that about? That one. 121 00:50:56,580 --> 00:51:26,580 is Zanussi too loud for ye there? Will I turn down Zanussi for ye or? Will I keep Zanussi on that same level? I can hear them all calling to me from hell and then hello over here. Remember so it says hell over here. It's okay just a bit annoying. Hello wee bit. I'll turn down Zanussi for ye. 122 00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:56,580 the gums scare that I would because I'm getting a louder situation in my headphones anguish panda and captain sack thank you very much for the tips lads tips lads 123 00:51:56,580 --> 00:52:26,580 Is it gonna end? Is this gonna end? Nearly an hour at this. 124 00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:56,580 from the door. Am I going fucking crazy here. It said it did not say hello a second ago, and now it's just oh, I haven't left this corridor. I've only gone around the corner and then back. It did. 125 00:52:56,580 --> 00:53:26,580 paper, zoom into rubbish. There's not much swinging now anyway. Swinging again now. 126 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:56,580 Oh, look at that. 127 00:53:56,580 --> 00:54:26,580 You can't do we go forward and into certain death or do we just walk away from it or what's the story there like Is it a run situation is it? Is it a one two three four five situation You can't run that's the thing does it say anything on the wall there no 128 00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:56,580 She's still there though. Now gone. Bizarre rage bait game. Thank you very much. 129 00:54:56,580 --> 00:55:26,580 I must be careful with the light. 130 00:55:26,580 --> 00:55:56,580 Just nice when you get down to this side here you can't really hear Zanussi. It's only when you get around the corner Zanussi starts fucking going... mental. 131 00:55:56,580 --> 00:56:26,580 It's called a "nebilschwindenden Brattenstein" 132 00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:56,580 Just seen there, that was a new bit. 133 00:56:56,580 --> 00:57:26,580 Asociety, which is now a dog. 134 00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:56,580 There's a fella up there like whose job it was just to you know like When you're at the the fun fair and there's a fella on the Walsters and his job is just go around spinning shit It was like a carny up there Louise. Thank you very much Look on the stairs Pat 135 00:57:56,580 --> 00:58:26,580 : Scream if you wanna go faster! Let's seat the hands in the air! Let's make that Zanussi spin! No, no limit, no reach for the sky! No valley too deep, fridge freezer too high! No, no limit! 136 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:56,580 I think the hello text is a puzzle. You're telling me. And I do not have a Scooby-Doo. Mark Carney, thank you very much. It's a L-O. 137 00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:26,580 And then... Hell, look! And now more laughter! The laughter! The laughter! The laughter! The laughter! The laughter! The laughter! The little laughter! Oh! 138 00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:56,580 to me from hell. Yeah. Gouge it out, man. Gouge it out. If in doubt, gouge it out. Okay, look behind you at the stairs as you go down. Well, that would make sense, because there's writing on the wall down there. Fritzl Palace. Thank you very much. Fritzl Palace. 139 00:59:56,580 --> 01:00:26,580 So you have luck. Forgive me, Lisa. There's a monster inside of me. And then, boom. I'm looking past. There's nothing there. 140 01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:56,580 It is a lot. Lovely bulb. Lovely atmosphere. Maybe the writing has changed. 141 01:00:56,580 --> 01:01:26,580 He's grand. 142 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:56,580 The time has changed. 143 01:01:56,580 --> 01:02:26,580 is out of the police has stopped screaming it's now midnight and here devil sort of devil voices now demonic shit 144 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:56,580 ...my ass on the line. Thank you very much there, a fiver. This ... is News Talk. 145 01:02:56,580 --> 01:03:26,580 We have a look inside the bathroom. 146 01:03:26,580 --> 01:03:56,580 Oh, don't let us in. Maybe look up to the light. 147 01:03:56,580 --> 01:04:26,580 I'm just making sure there's nothing else here. How about that hole in the wall? It was there. It's not there now. Okay, just go through. Just keep going. Keep going. I thought I checked all the pictures on the wall, but there's something I've... 148 01:04:26,580 --> 01:04:56,580 come through here and I've not done anything or seen anything there's been nothing that has changed like so I mean there's something I need to see there must be something start from the top what about that look so the same lady that has the gouge it out 149 01:04:56,580 --> 01:05:26,580 for the f*king photo down the hall. Maybe an eye or... 150 01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:55,980 and here are the 151 01:05:55,980 --> 01:06:25,980 It's in the menu, press the option button to get into the brightness, zoom in on the skull x-ray pic and you'll collect a piece of pie. Liam, thank you very much. Zanussi Knights. 152 01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:55,980 That you had to go into the menu and turn the brightness up. To zoom into that. Did they really factor that into the game? It would be something he would do if he's making it with his fucking the code is on the back of the CD case shenanigans. 153 01:06:55,980 --> 01:07:25,980 into a section of it is a sensual piece of pudding 154 01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:55,980 Oh God. Would you ever post GAC's background music somewhere? I don't have it. I think it's part of the voiceover. It's like software for voiceover and had like kickin' bangin' beat background track. So it is out there. You probably just have to record it, then run it through a track ID online identifier thing, if such a thing exists. And then 155 01:07:55,980 --> 01:08:25,980 I see no skull. You get it. I see no skull. Throw it to the menu and zoom in. You zoom in the menu. Oh, for fuck's sake. 156 01:08:25,980 --> 01:08:55,980 : That's her eye from picture Maybe we go back to that and have a little look funny little man. Thank you very much Yeah, she's back. We're finding all the bits of the pieces now 157 01:08:55,980 --> 01:09:25,980 . The aim of the game really is to complete this photograph. We just need to find her hair now. I think I might have been finding bits and pieces of her on the floor. That's what we've been. I've only just realized that now. 158 01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:55,980 Thank you very much there, Sean, for the tip and sensual piece of pudding. So this, I've been zooming in over a lot of stuff. It's all about perception, perception. Maybe there's something on the ceiling. Can't believe there was nothing on the fridge. 159 01:09:55,980 --> 01:10:25,980 is zooming in on the fucking fridge and there was nothing there doors of perception are well and truly open what about that ball 160 01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:55,980 You know what you're doing? 161 01:10:55,980 --> 01:11:25,980 "Trony" "Trony" "Trony" "Look at this, it's moving!" "I'm zooming but there's nothing happening on it." 162 01:11:25,980 --> 01:11:55,980 - Everything's moving now. I'm running now. 163 01:11:55,980 --> 01:12:25,980 I came out the bathroom and it's gone back into the same corridor. Short stretch in the evening, thank you very much. 164 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:55,980 What about the hole? That still hasn't resolved itself, that hole in the wall. Something's...and Hoolahan is gone. 165 01:12:55,980 --> 01:13:25,980 It's like an arse. Now it's all reversed. It's mirrored. I feel like I'm meant to be looking at something here. 166 01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:55,980 Aweirds! Awful confused. 167 01:13:55,980 --> 01:14:25,980 is the leading up-dreams, I have no idea what I'm doing. 168 01:14:25,980 --> 01:14:55,980 It's. Just gonna fucking run it, man. 169 01:14:55,980 --> 01:15:25,980 Thank you. Marrakesh. Thank you very much. Oh god I need... 170 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:55,980 I don't even know if I'm going the right way anymore. 171 01:15:55,980 --> 01:16:12,720 on the 172 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:37,520 and the ladder in Metal Gear 3, Snakey the ladder or the staircase in Silent Hill 2 which goes on forever. 173 01:16:38,520 --> 01:17:04,320 I'm obviously something I need to do because it's an endless loop like I'm stuck in the loop. I'm out of the loop in terms of what I meant to do. Right don't want to look there at the chat there I think I might get it. 174 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:33,120 What about the face back here? My voice. 175 01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:47,920 The voice. The voice would be on the phone though. The voice can you hear it? The sign can you read it? I'll wait forever if you just come. My voice can you hear it? 176 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:10,720 . I'll gouge it out. 177 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:22,720 Disturbing scenes. 178 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:28,720 How'd that one look? 179 01:18:31,220 --> 01:18:39,520 . 180 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:45,520 He seems to know his way around the block. 181 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,520 How about you? 182 01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:47,520 How about you? 183 01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:49,520 Banner, thank you very much. 184 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:49,520 He seems to know his way around the block. 185 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:49,520 How about you? 186 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,520 Banner, thank you very much. 187 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:58,320 . 188 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:00,320 I'll try playing the path. I will if I can never get out of this fucking... 189 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:07,120 . 190 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:07,120 Back to the dojo with you. 191 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:07,120 This mind maze. 192 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,120 Enjoy the lips. Thank you very much. 193 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,120 Very kind of you. 194 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:19,920 . 195 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:28,720 . 196 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:28,720 I think we're getting somewhere. 197 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:37,520 . 198 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:37,520 This is where the gouge it out picture was right there. 199 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:38,320 . 200 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:42,320 Gouge it out. So there's an eyeball. Can we gouge that out? Like... 201 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,320 I've no gouging device. 202 01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,320 I've nothing to gouge it with. 203 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:55,120 . 204 01:19:55,120 --> 01:20:03,920 . 205 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:03,920 Different soundscape now. 206 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,920 That has to be it, right? Yeah? 207 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,920 Different sounds are going on. 208 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,920 That means I must be doing something right. 209 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:41,920 I can hear now someone going *s* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch 210 01:20:41,920 --> 01:21:11,920 at the stage of death without stopping for five for a few moments for a few minutes see how that See how that goes anonymous. Thank you very much. Just gonna fucking blaze it for a bit See what happens when we blaze it It's pretty cool like just like a little roller coaster of hell and death 211 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:41,920 Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm... And there's something I need to do. The endless running is not gonna work. You're saying go back. You passed it. Maybe this corridor here, this seems to be something here. 212 01:21:41,920 --> 01:22:11,920 seems unusual there's something anomalous about this I don't know whether it's the lack of red lighting or what it is but this is the corridor I think here and plenty of eyeballs that's nothing new we've seen it all can we gouge them out see there you're sending me a little message tell me what to do there in the chat that's nice of you I think I should do this 213 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:41,920 The Bogs Minister. Thank you very much there, Banner. You mean the path 2008. I'll check it out. I'll have a look for it. I remember trying to play Amnesia and that was just too much. I had to jack that one in. 214 01:22:41,920 --> 01:23:11,920 I had to walk away from it. Maybe just walk for a bit here. Something here. 215 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:41,920 ... It's like a real bad trip. What about this? 216 01:23:41,920 --> 01:24:11,920 The third order is to create a human-machine. 217 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:41,920 : 218 01:24:41,920 --> 01:25:11,920 I give up. The eyes have it. He said I keep going past it. 219 01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:41,920 It seems to be an endless unless it's on the ceiling. And there are no stairs. 220 01:25:41,920 --> 01:26:11,920 , any hints or tips without telling me exactly what it is? Look at the pictures on the table underneath, okay. Pictures on the table underneath. 221 01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:41,920 What? Underneath what? Underneath where? Underneath the eyes. Underneath the eyes. I've looked at each and every one of these fucking things and nothing has happened. Look behind you in real life. 222 01:26:41,920 --> 01:27:11,920 : Imagine that it is. 223 01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:41,920 I was looking through that peephole there. Zero. Zero. Where we go around the other side and then look through that. We'll be roughly here. 224 01:27:41,920 --> 01:28:11,920 on some loops there will be a frame on the floor where the peephole is Okay, so we just have to find that it'll trigger some sort of frame 225 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:41,920 ... Feels like it's getting a little bit fucking weirder. I don't know if that's me going mental. 226 01:28:41,920 --> 01:29:11,920 I let go I let go of the fucking 227 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:41,920 And that is going to go to the dog and it's got a lot of times. 228 01:29:41,920 --> 01:30:11,920 It's not turning back now Ross, how are you? What are we playing? It's Nintendogs Halloween mod 229 01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:41,920 You got fired so you drowned your sorrows in booze. She had to get a part-time job working a grocery store cash register. Only reason she could earn a wage at all is the manager liked how she looked in a skirt. You remember, right? Exactly ten months back. 230 01:30:41,920 --> 01:31:11,920 I can't see you in this one. 231 01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:41,920 Thank you. Lovely phasers. 232 01:31:41,920 --> 01:32:11,920 It's a lovely atmosphere Thank God light Please tell me this is the end now sick of this now 233 01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:41,920 It feels nice just getting back into the light. You're saying talking to Mike there like is it too low here? Or? But but but it seems to be okay on my fucking thing like 234 01:32:41,920 --> 01:33:11,920 It's hitting the in-game mic. In-game mic. Where? Where, where, where? I don't know if it's even... Is this the in-game mic on the DualShock? Like... There. Or... 235 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:41,920 It's nice and bright. There she is. 236 01:33:41,920 --> 01:34:11,920 I'm going to be moving on, so I'm going to be working on this. 237 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:41,920 Ok, look in the hole, I did, oh the eye hole. 204863. 204863. Do I have to say that? 20, is there even a mic on this? Are you taking the piss? 204863, we call that on the phone. We give that a fucking ring. 238 01:34:41,920 --> 01:35:11,920 ... ... And that was it. I hope. Watch out the gap in the door. It's a separate reality. The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is me? 239 01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:41,920 is you. Don't tell me there's more. Is this it? Please tell me that. Was that not the end of it? 240 01:35:41,920 --> 01:36:11,920 The last bit of picture he needs to find. Where would that be like? In the fucking bathroom? On the floor? 241 01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:41,920 Oh god, not him again. Hoolahan. I thought he'd been solved, that fucker. I thought he was okay now. I thought he'd gone. It was nice there for a moment. Now he's gone back to this again. 242 01:36:41,920 --> 01:37:11,920 Thank you very much there. Are you the baddie? Am I the-- I don't even know, man. It's getting a little bit fucking dodged, though. 243 01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:15,500 *Hone 244 01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:15,640 *Hone 245 01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,680 *Hone 246 01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:17,680 *Hone 247 01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:18,560 *Hone 248 01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:18,560 *Hone 249 01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:19,560 *Hone 250 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:19,560 *Hone 251 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:20,560 *Hone 252 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:21,560 *Hone 253 01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:22,560 *Hone 254 01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:23,560 *Hone 255 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:24,680 *Hone 256 01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:25,560 *Hone 257 01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:26,560 *Hone 258 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:27,560 *Hone 259 01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:28,680 *Hone 260 01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:29,680 *Hone 261 01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:30,680 *Hone 262 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:31,680 *Hone 263 01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:31,980 Goose 264 01:37:31,980 --> 01:37:32,780 Cloud 265 01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:32,980 *Hone 266 01:37:32,980 --> 01:37:33,860 *Hone 267 01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:34,680 *Hone 268 01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:35,180 *Hone 269 01:37:35,180 --> 01:37:36,180 *Hone 270 01:37:36,180 --> 01:37:37,180 *Hone 271 01:37:37,180 --> 01:37:37,760 *Hone 272 01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:38,180 *Hone 273 01:37:38,180 --> 01:37:38,760 *Hone 274 01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:39,180 *Hone 275 01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:40,180 *Hone 276 01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:42,120 *Hone 277 01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:42,640 *Hone 278 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:43,080 *Hone 279 01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:43,080 *Hone 280 01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:44,080 *Hone 281 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:45,020 *Hone 282 01:37:45,020 --> 01:37:45,940 *Hone 283 01:37:45,940 --> 01:37:46,440 *Hone 284 01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:46,440 *Hone 285 01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 286 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 287 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 288 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 289 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 290 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 291 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 292 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 293 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,020 *Hone 294 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:48,020 *Hone 295 01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:49,020 *Hone 296 01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:49,020 *Hone 297 01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:49,020 *Hone 298 01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:49,020 *Hone 299 01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:50,020 *Hone 300 01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:51,020 *Hone 301 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:51,020 *Hone 302 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:51,020 *Hone 303 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:51,020 *Hone 304 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:52,020 *Hone 305 01:37:52,020 --> 01:37:53,020 *Hone 306 01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:53,020 *Hone 307 01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:53,020 *Hone 308 01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:54,020 *Hone 309 01:37:54,020 --> 01:37:55,020 *Hone 310 01:37:55,020 --> 01:38:09,020 Multiple people there telling me to check the fucking ceiling outside the bathroom there was nothing. There was nothing. Right outside the door. Corner ceiling. I suppose I need to press the little zoom. 311 01:38:10,020 --> 01:38:13,860 to the door. How would you even guess this like? 312 01:38:13,860 --> 01:38:13,860 *Hone 313 01:38:13,860 --> 01:38:14,860 *Hone 314 01:38:14,860 --> 01:38:15,060 *Hone 315 01:38:15,060 --> 01:38:15,860 *Hone 316 01:38:15,860 --> 01:38:45,860 is that little patch there. 317 01:38:45,860 --> 01:39:15,860 : Zoom in all the corners and do it right. But what is it? What do you mean do it right? Zoom in right. I've pressed the zoom. Do it right. Get it. Get it right. 318 01:39:15,860 --> 01:39:45,860 : How would you even know that like? I did it wrong. I don't even know what it is. Do it right this time, but I don't know what you mean. 319 01:39:45,860 --> 01:40:15,860 I don't know what it is. I don't think I've been down here for a while. Thank you, Fetus. Thank you very much. 320 01:40:15,860 --> 01:40:45,860 It's getting better, I think. It's getting better, it's getting brighter. Things are looking up anyway. Insanity Simulator 2020. 321 01:40:45,860 --> 01:41:15,860 : "It's a voodoo way of life." "Sing fetus." Thank you very much. 322 01:41:15,860 --> 01:41:45,860 In a corner there should be a little mark you can zoom in on. Alright, we've got it. Has to be here, right? 323 01:41:45,860 --> 01:42:15,860 It's there, like, asked me there. Huh? I'm zooming and holding and there's fucking zero going on. I think you're pulling my leg here. 324 01:42:15,860 --> 01:42:45,860 "Babysitting tabs" Thank you very much 325 01:42:45,860 --> 01:43:15,860 The beam between the big hall section and the bathroom apparently. Okay. We get down to that bathroom now. And you're telling me there's a beam between the bathroom. That little beam there. Do you know, how the fuck would you know to look up? Is it because you're looking to where the audio is coming from? Like, the audio comes from that particular part of the ceiling. You just stare at it. 326 01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:45,860 I was staring at nothing happened doesn't seem to do it doesn't trigger anything and now we've got no noise this fuck again 327 01:43:45,860 --> 01:44:15,860 You're telling me now. This beam? Or this beam? This one, yeah? 328 01:44:15,860 --> 01:44:18,200 This job. 329 01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:38,700 I- you're not telling me yes or no, you're not telling me yes or no. Zoom in for the love of God on the corners. 330 01:44:38,700 --> 01:45:08,700 ... Oh! ... You know, yeah, just a little bit of specifics wouldn't have gone astray, you know? I'm not being funny with ... I'm not trying to be cribbing with you or anything like that, but, you know, that was three goals of that, you know? It was fucking ten minutes. But, look, we got there at the end anyway. 331 01:45:08,700 --> 01:45:38,700 We've got the final piece of the puzzle. And there she is, she's complete. Mammy's back. My voice. Can you hear it? The sign? Can you read it? I'll wait forever if you just come to me. Tonight! 332 01:45:38,700 --> 01:46:08,700 Thank you very much for the tip there. Put the pieces of the puzzle together in the frame. Gouge it out. 333 01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:38,700 I'm more than a quarter of the way through. Please don't tell me that's the truth or I'm only 25% through because that is demoralizing if that's the case. Vague tips, thank you very much. It's not, okay, thank God. 334 01:46:38,700 --> 01:47:08,700 Is anyone gonna fucking sort this fella out here? Hell, okay, maybe it's again with the the writing on the wall look no 335 01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:38,700 The bells are a clue. 336 01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:46,860 * 337 01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:53,740 Did you try staring at the ceiling again Pat? 338 01:47:53,740 --> 01:47:56,660 *laughs* Do it right this time. 339 01:47:56,660 --> 01:47:59,700 *Wheeler* 340 01:47:59,700 --> 01:48:01,700 Oh god. 341 01:48:01,700 --> 01:48:03,700 *Felixing* 342 01:48:03,700 --> 01:48:05,700 *Felixing* 343 01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:15,700 * 344 01:48:15,700 --> 01:48:18,700 Cobwebs. 345 01:48:18,700 --> 01:48:20,700 Okay now look. 346 01:48:32,700 --> 01:49:02,700 : Okay, the bells are a clue. Swell bell held, thank you very much. The bells are a clue. Maybe I go out the front door. When you hear the bell, out the door. Game over. Completion. Speed run over. Gamer credentials intact. 347 01:49:02,700 --> 01:49:27,680 Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional All 348 01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:57,680 That? Then the bells start. Then we run out of here. It's not letting us go, Pat. Gouge it out. Gouge it out. Go back to the picture of her. The mother. And gouge out the fucking eye, maybe. That's what I'm thinking. That's my, uh... what I think. No. 349 01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:27,680 is there anything to be said for another corner stalking a gas the game by Hideo Kojima stuck in a gas on PlayStation sponsored by Mooler corner of you check the corner brought to you 350 01:50:27,680 --> 01:50:57,680 by Muller. I can hear them calling to me from hell. From Belle. It's all gone a bit fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Pat. 351 01:50:57,680 --> 01:51:27,680 *I'm not sure. I'm gonna go to him to his game. 352 01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:57,680 Oh! Hello! Hello! Hello! See there's there's a speed there's like little dots on it but I don't think that means I don't think that means that's a microphone phone is it? 10k steps in my gaff that's 353 01:51:57,680 --> 01:52:27,680 : The late late lunchbox. This is news talk. Recharge your soul. Recharge your controller. 354 01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:57,680 Check the windows. I know that's a coat, but I'm just gonna do it anyway. Sensual piece of pudding. Thank you very much. 355 01:52:57,680 --> 01:53:27,680 In there, huh? 356 01:53:27,680 --> 01:53:57,680 I'm trying to trigger the bells. How do you trigger a bell? 357 01:53:57,680 --> 01:54:27,680 ... ... God ... Ceiling Corner Simulator 2026 ... This game is not finished. This is in alpha. Oh, here we go. Now we've gone green. 358 01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:57,680 A different colour, that's great. Now it's gone. Silence of the lands. Buffalo Bill. Jim Gum. Imagine Clarice Starlin just comes out there in the corner with a fucking gun. 359 01:54:57,680 --> 01:55:27,680 That little fucker. Someone needs to sort him out, man. He's goosed. He is goosed. What was the fucking fridge about, like? Zanusi and the boys. Zanusius. Baby will laugh once, then you need to walk backwards ten steps. 360 01:55:27,680 --> 01:55:57,680 You're having a laugh. Hang on. So you're the bells, there's there ten bells there. Am I meant to count the bells and then go ten steps? It's ludicrous. 361 01:55:57,680 --> 01:56:27,680 ... It's like a cryptic crossword of a game. God. Hi, Pat! 362 01:56:27,680 --> 01:56:57,680 He's still there anyway, good stuff. At least that's that. Nothing has changed there. Give me a sec now. 363 01:56:57,680 --> 01:57:27,680 Thank you. How the fuck, Marco? How would you even find that out? How would you guess that even? What's the clue that I haven't seen in the game that would 364 01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:57,680 me know how to do that. That's an insane set of instructions considering I haven't seen anything that would give you that indication, you know? Thank you very much, Simon, and talk to Joe. Okay, so I'm gonna have a look. 365 01:57:57,680 --> 01:58:27,680 You need to walk backwards ten steps. Baby will laugh again. Okay. Wait for ba- walk ten steps. One, two, three. 366 01:58:27,680 --> 01:58:57,680 : One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 367 01:58:57,680 --> 01:59:27,680 ... 368 01:59:27,680 --> 01:59:57,680 I didn't count to ten, didn't I? Just stand by the phone. Okay, we'll just wait for the bells and then we'll walk towards the phone. That should bring us to the phone then. Just need to look at gouging it out. That'll trigger the bell. 369 01:59:57,680 --> 02:00:27,680 "Bell Trigger" Check this lad out. That's good stuff. 370 02:00:27,680 --> 02:00:57,680 Wait, wait for the baby. Will you not wait for the baby? 371 02:00:57,680 --> 02:01:27,680 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay. And then you do ten more steps here. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 372 02:01:27,680 --> 02:01:57,680 So you don't move when you hear the baby. Holded the phone now, is it? The thing is, do you have to end up beside the fucking phone at the end of your ten steps? So you have to factor in the distance of where you're going. 373 02:01:57,680 --> 02:02:27,680 at those 10 steps, because then you're telling me, don't move, don't even move the camera. So I mean. You stay still after the second baby laugh. There's nothing to fucking trigger the second baby laugh there, Sean, because I do 10 steps and then nothing happens. 374 02:02:27,680 --> 02:02:57,680 Okay, so you don't need to be beside the phone, alright. How do we trigger the bell? Ten steps, stay still. Not gonna go on a new loop, I'm just trying to trigger the bell, I don't know how to trigger the bell. If there was a way of 375 02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:27,680 What was the 20468 number? Claro, thank you very much. With the tip. Here we go. So now we wait. One, two, three. 376 02:03:27,680 --> 02:03:57,680 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Your direction there, Marco, and that one is better than the ones that you did previous where you had numbers. I could follow those instructions very clearly. 377 02:03:57,680 --> 02:04:27,680 ing. 'Cause when you had the numbers, I thought there was a new set of steps that I had to do after the first set of steps. You know? Phone's gotta ring now. No? 378 02:04:27,680 --> 02:04:57,680 *Gasp* Basically, it's everyone else's fault. I'm not moving. So I'm just doing what you've told me to do. I'm not the fool here, even though the last time loads of people started going "Oh, you fucked it up, man. You fucking did it. You fucked it. You're fool. You're dozy. You're this. You're that." I'm just trying my best. Just trying my fucking best. 379 02:04:57,680 --> 02:05:27,680 . I've done what you've said correctly there. Do you know what I mean? What about this? Second baby. Second baby. I'm waiting for Marco to chime in now. Marco Polo, where is he? 380 02:05:27,680 --> 02:05:57,680 "Second baby equals check radio mirror phone" "should I do that?" "the phone rang yet?" "Marko, I don't even know what that means man" "your instructions are getting worse" "the phone rang yet?" "go" "go where?" "now just go" "what leave?" 381 02:05:57,680 --> 02:06:27,680 is the stream. This... Is the phone ringing, Kelzuya? Can you hear it? I can't. Gridrin, thank you very much. This is insane. Stuck in a fucking shitgaff simulator with a fetus in a sink. 382 02:06:27,680 --> 02:06:57,680 This... 383 02:06:57,680 --> 02:07:27,680 ...to be fair, Marco is given the right guide, I think. That sounds great there. Eva or Eva by Des, that sounds ... 384 02:07:27,680 --> 02:07:57,680 is he in your- in what you're seeing there. In fairness, he's fucking right. I think. 385 02:07:57,680 --> 02:08:27,680 I wanna go to bed Pat. Genuinely you'll you'll still need a mic connected to the ps4 regardless of getting the second laugh. The second laugh? Right so I don't have a microphone. Are you telling me I can't play this game unless I have a microphone? 386 02:08:27,680 --> 02:08:57,680 I don't think they would have factored that in that you don't have the fucking thing. Yeah. I'm not gonna put the ended on YouTube there. I wanna... Now Marco says you need it. You don't need a mic, says Evan. Crazy, isn't it? The amount of conflicting information there coming through. Okay, Joel, a new contender enters the scene. Yeah, it spells ten steps forward. 387 02:08:57,680 --> 02:09:27,680 . Laughs. Ten steps backwards. Laughs. Stand still. Gonna do it, man. We're gonna go with Joel. A new contender. Never moving a step. See that then? Look. One. Two. Three. Four. 388 02:09:27,680 --> 02:09:57,680 It's 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Okay, here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 389 02:09:57,680 --> 02:10:27,680 Golf. 390 02:10:27,680 --> 02:10:57,680 TRIKALANYAR: Try one more! Take another step back! 391 02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:27,680 : 392 02:11:27,680 --> 02:11:57,680 *laughs* 393 02:11:57,680 --> 02:12:27,680 3 ways of doing it, 2 needs a mic, 3 needs something... Do you know what I mean? What's that? That's a new sound. 3 ways of doing it, right? 2 need a mic, 3 needs something haunted for you to zoom in on, like the bathroom mirror. 394 02:12:27,680 --> 02:12:34,820 I have a new sound. 395 02:12:34,820 --> 02:12:39,580 "Train new" 396 02:12:39,580 --> 02:12:42,080 Cha-cha slide, thank you very much. 397 02:12:53,980 --> 02:13:20,980 , fucking insane information coming through there. No, no, Marco! Marco, who was the fucking font of all knowledge and people are going, "Marco has it, Marco has it." Marco simply says, "Any ideas?" What the fuck, Marco? Two hours, man. Any ideas, lads? 398 02:13:21,980 --> 02:13:50,880 , "Look at this!" I can see a bad con's in the mirror, bad. 399 02:13:51,880 --> 02:13:58,880 , "So now what? What happens then?" "Surely." 400 02:14:11,880 --> 02:14:12,880 "Any ideas?" 401 02:14:17,880 --> 02:14:47,880 for me. I just, the image I have there of Marco is just like going, "Any ideas, lads?" 402 02:14:47,880 --> 02:15:17,880 The fans on the PS4, I'm not sure if you can hear it when I talk and you hear the fan in the background of the PS4. 403 02:15:17,880 --> 02:15:47,880 it, okay. When you figure out where the sound is coming from, head to that object. Being cautious to not get attacked by the ghost, examine the object until the haunting ends. 404 02:15:47,880 --> 02:16:17,880 Thank you very much there, Joey. The lips for the tips. I think I might have missed a couple people there. Simon. Simon says, is it? Katrina. Thank you very much. Claro. Gridrain. Should we just order for you? Thank you very much. Okay. One more. We give it another go. 405 02:16:17,880 --> 02:16:47,880 *mmetting* I'm just wondering how, if I don't have a microphone, how I'm gonna do this. Hey. Felt like we're getting near something the last one, you know? 406 02:16:47,880 --> 02:17:17,880 It's not gonna be a little more Now one two three four five six seven eight nine ten Aya and then ten backwards you're telling me ten backwards, yeah? 407 02:17:17,880 --> 02:17:47,880 : Freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze! Don't move! Okay, I'm holding it. 408 02:17:47,880 --> 02:18:17,880 is going. 409 02:18:17,880 --> 02:18:47,880 Thank you Omar! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! 410 02:18:47,880 --> 02:19:17,880 I don't know where the sound is coming from. Okay, so there, right? Now, like, I mean, have I not completed the game? Brand new ghosts right there. 411 02:19:17,880 --> 02:19:47,880 This can be dropped. Keep looking. Stay focused. I'm zoomed in, Marco. I'm zoomed in to the max. 412 02:19:47,880 --> 02:20:17,880 for the sling. This is Newstalk. Fully zoomed. Fully zoomed. 413 02:20:17,880 --> 02:20:47,800 is the 414 02:20:48,800 --> 02:21:03,800 earbuds paired to the ps4 for the nike. 415 02:21:04,800 --> 02:21:19,800 . 416 02:21:19,800 --> 02:21:23,800 Oh man, my fucking thumb is getting... 417 02:21:23,800 --> 02:21:27,800 It's annoying, like, having to hold this in. 418 02:21:27,800 --> 02:21:31,800 I'm too scared to release the pressure on the analog stick. I'm pressing it really hard, 419 02:21:32,800 --> 02:21:43,800 . If I go soft, it's gonna zoom out. 420 02:21:43,800 --> 02:21:49,800 Is that Clair Byrne interviewing someone with Covid and their chest is cloudy? 421 02:21:49,800 --> 02:21:57,800 It's the new variant of concern. It's the 2026 Omicron variant part 2. 422 02:21:58,800 --> 02:22:15,800 . 423 02:22:15,800 --> 02:22:15,800 This is the strat. I'm double... double holding. My thumb's fucking going white on the analog stick. Look at the one. 424 02:22:16,800 --> 02:22:27,800 I'm losing blood on the thumb. 425 02:22:27,800 --> 02:22:33,800 And this is bullshit, man. It's not working. This is not working at all. 426 02:22:34,800 --> 02:22:45,800 . It's not that I don't have the power to hold in the analog stick. It's just that I've forgot about how much pressure I've exerted. Too scared to let it go because it zooms out. And I have to go through another loop again. 427 02:22:46,800 --> 02:22:57,800 . You're meant to be looking at the phone, not the radio lol. 428 02:22:57,800 --> 02:23:03,800 But look. The sound... is surely coming from over here. 429 02:23:03,800 --> 02:23:05,800 It's coming from over here, look. 430 02:23:06,800 --> 02:23:15,800 . 431 02:23:15,800 --> 02:23:19,800 Right there, like... 432 02:23:19,800 --> 02:23:25,800 Unless there's no spatial audio. 360 spatial audio. 433 02:23:25,800 --> 02:23:29,800 And it's actually coming from behind me. 434 02:23:30,800 --> 02:23:41,800 . 435 02:23:41,800 --> 02:23:43,800 Thank you. 436 02:23:43,800 --> 02:23:45,800 Larry Schlug, thank you very much. 437 02:23:45,800 --> 02:23:47,800 New instruction from Jordan. Where's this? 438 02:23:48,800 --> 02:24:03,800 . 439 02:24:03,800 --> 02:24:05,800 New instruction from Jordan. Say it again. 440 02:24:05,800 --> 02:24:07,800 Bell rings. Walk forwards. 441 02:24:07,800 --> 02:24:09,800 Baby cries. Walk backwards. 442 02:24:09,800 --> 02:24:11,800 Forget ten steps. Just walk backwards until it cries again. 443 02:24:11,800 --> 02:24:13,800 And then you stand still. I've done it. 444 02:24:14,800 --> 02:24:17,800 . We're getting too focused on step counts. 445 02:24:17,800 --> 02:24:19,800 This sounds like a man who's talking sense here. 446 02:24:19,800 --> 02:24:21,800 You're... you're... 447 02:24:21,800 --> 02:24:23,800 Fucking grabbing this by the scruff of the neck. 448 02:24:23,800 --> 02:24:26,800 You're shaking it and you've slapped it across the face, Jordan. 449 02:24:26,800 --> 02:24:32,800 And now... everything... rests on... you've... you've... stepped up to the mantle, Jordan. 450 02:24:32,800 --> 02:24:34,800 We're gonna do it. 451 02:24:34,800 --> 02:24:36,800 We're gonna do exactly what you say. 452 02:24:36,800 --> 02:24:39,800 Bell rings. Walk forwards. 453 02:24:40,800 --> 02:24:40,800 . 454 02:24:40,800 --> 02:24:42,800 Baby cries. Walk backwards. 455 02:24:42,800 --> 02:24:43,800 Forget ten steps. 456 02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:45,800 Just walk backwards until it cries. 457 02:24:45,800 --> 02:24:48,800 And then... you stand still. 458 02:24:48,800 --> 02:24:49,800 I've done it. 459 02:24:49,800 --> 02:24:51,800 We're getting too focused on step counts. 460 02:24:51,800 --> 02:24:58,800 We pin it there because the fucking chat's going... and I... I lose. 461 02:24:58,800 --> 02:25:02,800 Let me just pin that for a second. 462 02:25:02,800 --> 02:25:06,800 Good stuff. So I can see that. 463 02:25:07,800 --> 02:25:09,800 . 464 02:25:09,800 --> 02:25:10,800 It's all on Jordan. 465 02:25:10,800 --> 02:25:25,800 The Jordanian dreamer has entered the building. 466 02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:30,800 How do we trigger... here we go. 467 02:25:31,800 --> 02:25:31,800 . 468 02:25:31,800 --> 02:25:31,800 Bell rings. 469 02:25:31,800 --> 02:25:33,800 For a sec. 470 02:25:33,800 --> 02:25:33,800 Bell rings. Walk forwards. One, two, three, four, five. Don't mind the steps. Just walk until it cries. 471 02:25:33,800 --> 02:26:03,800 . Here we go. Bell rings. For a sec. Bell rings. Walk forwards. One, two, three, four, five. Don't mind the steps. Just walk until he cries. 472 02:26:03,800 --> 02:26:33,800 I... Jordan, what's the story man? You told me not to worry about the count of the steps. The last time I counted the steps the baby cried. The ten worked, Jordan. Fucking hell, unpin that. That's getting unpinned. You blew it, Jords. 473 02:26:33,800 --> 02:27:03,800 ? We're getting too hung up on the step count here. That's the words. That's a quote. Oh, Jesus. Is that all? Is that the best you could come up with? 474 02:27:03,800 --> 02:27:33,800 Don't trigger the bells, stare at the clock. Gonna throw the fucking controller. 475 02:27:33,800 --> 02:28:03,800 There we go *Head. I'm gonna do it. * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There we go * * There * * There we go * * There * * 476 02:28:03,800 --> 02:28:33,800 Go back until baby cries again. Just walking out the fucking house. Go get it on this one. 477 02:28:33,800 --> 02:29:03,800 I should have stopped after 10. I think the 10 is correct. I think George...what's this a new...this is a new light. I haven't seen it this bright before. Or have I? 478 02:29:03,800 --> 02:29:33,800 -back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back 479 02:29:33,800 --> 02:30:03,800 Use mic, I'll have to take my headphones out. I don't know how this is gonna work. I don't have a mic. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 480 02:30:03,800 --> 02:30:33,800 *look, look, look, look, look, look. Is that my wife? 481 02:30:33,800 --> 02:31:03,800 - Fuck this shit. 482 02:31:03,800 --> 02:31:33,800 I don't have a microphone 483 02:31:33,800 --> 02:32:03,800 Yeah, PlayStation 4. You need to go for... You just need to go forward, backwards, and stand still. After the second lap, freeze. Can I... No, the DualSense for PlayStation 4. 484 02:32:03,800 --> 02:32:33,800 3. 485 02:32:33,800 --> 02:33:03,800 to my PC, that's how I'm hearing the game. I put it into this. I don't even know if this... No, it actually doesn't. It doesn't have a mic. What am I on about? Used to, but it doesn't now. Just the jacks, and then when I get back, decide whether or not to just turn it off. 486 02:33:03,800 --> 02:33:33,800 and what are you talking about? 487 02:33:33,800 --> 02:34:03,800 It's a voodoo way of life! 488 02:34:03,800 --> 02:34:33,800 10 steps, freeze, wait for Lisa, zoom. Okay, zoom in where though, JJ Rocket? Any ideas? Zoom in on Lisa, yeah? 489 02:34:33,800 --> 02:35:03,800 I did that though. I did that. What's this now? Look. It's a new game. Have I beat it? Is this it? Is it bet? 490 02:35:03,800 --> 02:35:33,800 you are progressing. I thought as much because why would you need it? I mean, I know that it's probably optional to have that, but they would have factored in that maybe not everyone has a microphone connected. They would have even said at the beginning this game is best played, but I suppose they liked the element of surprise. They would have liked that, you know? You'll need a stick to turn the lights off tonight. 491 02:35:33,800 --> 02:36:03,800 Okay, here we go, back on. We're back in action. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay. 492 02:36:03,800 --> 02:36:33,800 back, hold still, yeah? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Father fluffy bottom, thank you very much. 493 02:36:33,800 --> 02:37:03,800 I'm not writing the blame as well. 494 02:37:03,800 --> 02:37:33,800 I'm reading your messages, I'm reading your instructions. Maybe just like a "we have fucked it"? So zoom in on Lisa, look, I'm zooming in on Lisa. 495 02:37:33,800 --> 02:38:03,800 Thank you, Father Gluten. Thank you very much. 496 02:38:03,800 --> 02:38:33,800 Thank you very much. And Larry Schlug and Kayleigh, thank you very much. And Thomas Burns, in case I missed you. I think I got you though. Omar, thank you very much. Any ideas? Maybe the phone now, yeah. No? 497 02:38:33,800 --> 02:39:03,800 It's a little bit, but it's not the right answer. Mr. Chips. 498 02:39:03,800 --> 02:39:33,800 I think this is where you need to have a microphone for this bit where you go hello and you talk to the phone like 499 02:39:33,800 --> 02:40:03,800 ... 500 02:40:03,800 --> 02:40:33,800 It's someone on the phone, Pat! 501 02:40:33,800 --> 02:41:03,800 "Trigger Second Laugh, if no mic is detected, stay still and wait." Do you even have to zoom in? Like, can I take my thumb? Apparently walk... I've just Googled it, Jordan's back in town. Just Googled it, and apparently walk backwards doesn't mean walk backward necessarily. You can turn and walk back the way you came. No clue if that helps. 502 02:41:03,800 --> 02:41:33,800 It feels like the sound is coming from down here now. And now it's stopped. There's been so many permutations and combinations that people have sent me there. You can't blame me for fucking her up like. 503 02:41:33,800 --> 02:42:03,800 -amount of like nobody there's been no general consensus on what it is and a distinct lack of Direction or clues in the game itself as well. So it's a combination 504 02:42:03,800 --> 02:42:33,800 The first is the second laugh. This is the hardest part and usually requires a microphone or a headset plugged in. Okay? If you don't have a mic, stand near the phone. You'll have to wait for Lisa, the ghost, to appear or for the controller to start vibrating. Do not move while the haunting is happening. So the thing, though, Evan, is that I... In order to get that ending, I need to judge the distance. 505 02:42:33,800 --> 02:43:03,800 But I suppose in the bells only become triggered when you're ten steps away So I do my ten steps I stay still I hear a baby and then what do I do I do I do ten more steps or do I wait? Now the bells are happening I don't even need to be down that other place Okay 506 02:43:03,800 --> 02:43:33,800 One, two, three, four, five, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay. Then what? Wait, is it? Consensus, lads. Consensus. 507 02:43:33,800 --> 02:44:03,800 on page people saying move others saying no now nobody's saying anything wait okay did I hear another laugh then or I don't know if I did I'm getting confused now 508 02:44:03,800 --> 02:44:33,800 : Marcus! Please don't go in early! 509 02:44:33,800 --> 02:45:03,800 ? That's my wife! So I'm doing my waiting. Not much happening. 510 02:45:03,800 --> 02:45:08,020 and 511 02:45:08,020 --> 02:45:10,100 The 512 02:45:10,100 --> 02:45:14,020 The 513 02:45:14,020 --> 02:45:17,800 The 514 02:45:17,800 --> 02:45:23,800 The 515 02:45:23,800 --> 02:45:26,800 The 516 02:45:26,800 --> 02:45:30,800 The 517 02:45:31,800 --> 02:45:38,800 . 518 02:45:38,800 --> 02:45:40,800 Have you heard laugh yet? 519 02:45:52,800 --> 02:45:54,800 Okay. Okay. 520 02:45:55,800 --> 02:46:04,800 . 521 02:46:05,800 --> 02:46:14,800 . 522 02:46:15,800 --> 02:46:24,800 . 523 02:46:25,800 --> 02:46:34,800 . 524 02:46:35,800 --> 02:46:44,800 . 525 02:46:45,800 --> 02:46:54,800 . 526 02:46:55,800 --> 02:47:04,800 . 527 02:47:05,800 --> 02:47:14,800 . 528 02:47:15,800 --> 02:47:24,800 . 529 02:47:25,800 --> 02:47:34,800 . 530 02:47:35,800 --> 02:47:44,800 . 531 02:47:45,800 --> 02:47:54,800 . 532 02:47:55,800 --> 02:48:04,800 . 533 02:48:05,800 --> 02:48:14,800 . 534 02:48:15,800 --> 02:48:24,800 . 535 02:48:25,800 --> 02:48:34,800 . 536 02:48:34,800 --> 02:49:04,800 : *Bringing* 537 02:49:04,800 --> 02:49:17,120 This is the 538 02:49:17,120 --> 02:49:47,120 I can't believe that it's been an hour on YouTube here. Someone's done it in 19 minutes. And it's been three hours. It's been nearly three hours. 539 02:49:47,120 --> 02:50:17,120 . I've... not been holding the controller, there's been no... I'm not waiting for ten minutes. That's ludicrous. 540 02:50:17,120 --> 02:50:47,120 I thought you streamed this a few years ago. For some reason it feels like I have streamed it a few years ago, but I don't think I have. 541 02:50:47,120 --> 02:51:17,120 : Come on, Bells. Come on, Bells. 542 02:51:17,120 --> 02:51:47,120 And then... 543 02:51:47,120 --> 02:52:17,120 So that's the baby there. And then go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 544 02:52:17,120 --> 02:52:47,120 "Thank you." "Thank you." "Evon, thank you very much." 545 02:52:47,120 --> 02:53:17,120 What are you doing? I don't recall seeing her... The lady, the haunted lady the first time after the first set of elves. 546 02:53:17,120 --> 02:53:47,120 The baby did sound different in this one. The last one. It was a different baby sound. It sounded like the baby was going, Hiya! 547 02:53:47,120 --> 02:54:17,120 : Don't know how you get the bells to start ringing. 548 02:54:17,120 --> 02:54:47,120 : Hey, I'm looking super, Ted. 549 02:54:47,120 --> 02:55:17,120 for the reaction to me. Now go to the mirror, is it? I'm just- Super Ted told me to stay still. Alright. 550 02:55:17,120 --> 02:55:47,120 The crying has stopped I mean you probably meant to go to while the crying is happening but I mean you told me to stay still so then I just stayed still ya stay still but go to the mirror 551 02:55:47,120 --> 02:56:17,120 The crying continues in the baby aisle. Conflicting information. Conflicting emotions. 399. Losing the will to live. 399. Watch the clock. 552 02:56:17,120 --> 02:56:47,120 : 553 02:56:47,120 --> 02:57:17,120 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. So now what? Head to the mirror, is it? Oh, just wait? 554 02:57:17,120 --> 02:57:47,120 Thank you very much there for your troubles 555 02:57:47,120 --> 02:58:17,120 I'm gonna kill someone Pat! 556 02:58:17,120 --> 02:58:47,120 Oh my god, too many combinations there said thanks very much for giving me the info about 557 02:58:47,120 --> 02:59:17,120 is a little bit of a 558 02:59:17,120 --> 02:59:47,120 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Hiya. So static phone, moan radio, crying mirror. Crying is mirror, right? Crying is mirror. 559 02:59:47,120 --> 03:00:17,120 "That was a new thing. Then what?" Wait for laugh and stand still. Baby needs to laugh. I'm zoomed in, so I mean, should I remain zoomed in or...? 560 03:00:17,120 --> 03:00:47,120 *bximity* What happens when the baby laughs? Do I go somewhere then? 561 03:00:47,120 --> 03:01:17,120 Do I not go to the radio there? Oh, for fuck's sake. 562 03:01:17,120 --> 03:01:47,120 It sounded juicy though, like that sounded like it was getting we're getting closer to it like So just to refresh me there, what was it you said super tight? He said Laugh one Listen 563 03:01:47,120 --> 03:02:17,120 : "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught" "laught 564 03:02:17,120 --> 03:02:47,120 is not a second left at all. 565 03:02:47,120 --> 03:03:17,120 for you know. 566 03:03:17,120 --> 03:03:47,120 is being able to keep zoom in or not. I didn't move though. 567 03:03:47,120 --> 03:04:17,120 ...Fuck this. Okay. 568 03:04:17,120 --> 03:04:47,120 Are you? Start at the clock. Vincent Brown, thank you very much. 569 03:04:47,120 --> 03:05:10,140 The 570 03:05:11,140 --> 03:05:34,160 is the same. Static equals phone, right? 571 03:05:34,160 --> 03:06:04,160 sound and sound. 572 03:06:04,160 --> 03:06:34,160 I don't know how the bells sound. 573 03:06:34,160 --> 03:07:04,160 and start ringing what it is you have to do to get them ringing maybe you just have to like walk around and then it'll start takes a minute okay time just passes you probably don't even have to go walking around 574 03:07:04,160 --> 03:07:34,160 I'll see you all the same thing. 575 03:07:34,160 --> 03:08:04,160 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay, now you're on. This is your time to shine. 576 03:08:04,160 --> 03:08:34,160 and I think the latency and then maybe you didn't really know yourself so you never said so I just made a decision on it and went to radio so that's not your fault or mine do that again and just wait there and not move maybe not move not even go to anything 577 03:08:34,720 --> 03:09:04,160 . Maybe. When you went through the mirror before she ran through to you. Yeah. Sometimes you turn around and she's just there like Lara Croft. Okay. Thank you very much there. Jeff Tamata and Sisyphus Higgins. Thank you very much. It is a Sisyphus situation. All right. I've gone through major emotions. There was at the beginning there was excitement. There was terror. 578 03:09:04,160 --> 03:09:34,160 there was shock value, then there was laughter, confusion, and I went through a period of spite, there was a little bit of spite there, and anger, and anguish, and now I've got past that. Feels like that was a different version of me, and now I'm just okay with it all, and now I'm fine with this. 579 03:09:34,160 --> 03:10:04,160 is to be fine right here. I hear you Joel. I fucked it up. 580 03:10:04,160 --> 03:10:34,160 is telling me to go and look at the text above the door here that means that I need to be basically ten steps away from this fucking door you know which roughly speaking is about maybe you're just before the hallway you know just before the hallway let me just judge this I'll just go to the door walk ten steps back and then I can do this 581 03:10:34,160 --> 03:11:04,160 ... So look... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... Oh... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 582 03:11:04,160 --> 03:11:34,160 is the fool out of me. It's worse than the fox puzzle in Silent Hill F. 583 03:11:34,160 --> 03:12:04,160 8 9, 8, 9, 10. And then look at this, you're saying look at this. Now nothing's happening. That's Joel. Remember the name. Remember the name. Ungrateful streamer. Remember that name. 584 03:12:04,160 --> 03:12:34,160 there who said that to me there. Fucked us up. I think we were onto a better situation when we were hanging around here. We were hanging around here after the 10 steps. 585 03:12:34,160 --> 03:13:04,160 Yeah PS4 controller spasmoid That is your name by the way. I'm not that's not me Having a go at you that PS4 controller. So where's the mic man? Do you know what I mean? 586 03:13:04,160 --> 03:13:34,160 "Okay, here we go. I've got a good feeling about this one. I've got a great feeling about this one. There's a mic input on the bottom. Yeah, you need to plug a mic in. Do you remember at one point we got some text on the screen? It said, "Stay still." One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Yes. 587 03:13:34,160 --> 03:14:04,160 It's in here! It has to be in here though. 588 03:14:04,160 --> 03:14:34,160 What a weird fucking game Stupid stupid stupid stupid game It's not a game It's not a fucking game at all The game is called silly bastards PT my arse 589 03:14:34,160 --> 03:15:04,160 "Silly Bastards" by Konami. Release date? TBC. 590 03:15:04,160 --> 03:15:34,160 What about a pie chart? Did we ever manage to get a second baby laugh? 591 03:15:34,160 --> 03:16:04,160 That I remember at one stage saying second baby. I wonder if you just stay stock still after the first. 592 03:16:04,160 --> 03:16:34,160 Like, are you meant to stay standing at this? I'm zoomed in on her now. Surely you have to be looking at her zoomed in. Surely that's it, like. Why would they have put her there, you know? And then nothing. And then nothing at all. 593 03:16:34,160 --> 03:17:04,160 I think that's it, fuck. Like, you need to go through again another loop. 594 03:17:04,160 --> 03:17:34,160 Go on Psychey, what is it man? Trying to post solution, my chat doesn't go through. You're putting yourself in a big, big firing line though, do you know what I mean? Because there's been a hundred people telling me something and it's not gone well. 595 03:17:34,160 --> 03:18:04,160 It seems like a long time ago since we first seen that Yeah, I'm gonna look at the walkthrough 596 03:18:04,160 --> 03:18:34,160 "Walk through." No mic. Stare at the art by hell text after first laugh. Art by hell text, where's that? 597 03:18:34,160 --> 03:19:04,160 I'm zoomed, I'm zoomed, I'm zoomed. Heya. 598 03:19:04,160 --> 03:19:34,160 ... We'll do it again. I didn't do what you told me to do correctly, so I'll do it again. 599 03:19:34,160 --> 03:20:04,160 "Silent Hills PT Demo Final Puzzle Solution" All of them require a headset mic to complete. I'm reading here. All of them. 600 03:20:04,160 --> 03:20:34,160 - See if I've got a mic. Any ideas? I'm just looking to see if I have a mic. 601 03:20:34,160 --> 03:21:04,160 The only thing I have is like... I'm just gonna plug this mic into the headset thing here and then see if... 602 03:21:04,160 --> 03:21:34,160 "The guards are to be ranked, thank you very much. Just one sec there, let's see if I can just get this rocking. 603 03:21:34,160 --> 03:22:04,160 is still a problem. Moondust. Moondust is still a problem. Moondust. Moondust. 604 03:22:04,160 --> 03:22:34,160 ... I don't have a mic. 605 03:22:34,160 --> 03:23:04,160 ! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust! Moondust 606 03:23:04,160 --> 03:23:34,160 *whistling* Moondust Moondust is still a problem. Moondust Moondust Nah Moondust 607 03:23:34,160 --> 03:24:04,160 is still a problem. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. 608 03:24:04,160 --> 03:24:34,160 : Moondust! Alright. I'm just reading this up. I'm reading this one now. 609 03:24:34,160 --> 03:25:04,160 is being so long as long as long as you can. 610 03:25:04,160 --> 03:25:34,160 : ANTHEMARY CLINTONES 611 03:25:34,160 --> 03:26:04,160 Aweak. Okay. That sounds okay. We'll do that. Thank you. Thanks very much there. 612 03:26:04,160 --> 03:26:34,160 Wait for Lisa to stop crying or for the ambience to die off and then go to that painting over here and then it says zoom in and also like sway around says zoom in on the picture from different angles About five or ten seconds whilst panning around the picture and then you'll hear the second baby laugh then so the first bit we've got we've got that 613 03:26:34,160 --> 03:27:04,160 It all comes down to this Thank you very much there new Jack the guards and I have a girl. Thank you very much 614 03:27:04,160 --> 03:27:34,160 So we're waiting for the ambience to die off after the first baby lap or for the girl to come and get us and then we go over here when we think it's all over. We just want those bells. We're waiting on those bells. 615 03:27:34,160 --> 03:28:04,160 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 616 03:28:04,160 --> 03:28:34,160 : Wait for it all to- we wait for all this bullshit to blow over. I don't know if I should be looking around or what now. Then wait for Lisa to stop crying or the ambience to die off. Then walk to the painting above the text on the wall. 617 03:28:34,160 --> 03:29:04,160 ... I think the input ... the microphone input on the controller is fucked because ... I tried a couple of different things in there, it just didn't even register when I went into settings on the PlayStation menu like ... 618 03:29:04,160 --> 03:29:27,240 The 619 03:29:27,240 --> 03:29:54,320 That's a lot of the 620 03:29:55,320 --> 03:30:21,400 and the other side. 621 03:30:22,400 --> 03:30:48,480 and the other side. 622 03:30:48,480 --> 03:31:14,060 It's a lot of the 623 03:31:15,060 --> 03:31:39,640 It's not happening is it? 624 03:31:40,640 --> 03:31:56,640 Thank you very much. 625 03:31:57,640 --> 03:32:09,640 . 626 03:32:09,640 --> 03:32:13,640 There's loads of people saying that you need a mic though. And then there's people 627 03:32:14,640 --> 03:32:26,640 , and people say I've never been able to beat it with a mic. 628 03:32:27,640 --> 03:32:43,640 . 629 03:32:44,640 --> 03:33:00,640 . 630 03:33:01,640 --> 03:33:15,640 . 631 03:33:15,640 --> 03:33:21,640 Stand by the phone until the bells start. Once the bells start, walk into the phone for ten 632 03:33:21,640 --> 03:33:25,640 steps, and you'll hear the baby twice. 633 03:33:27,640 --> 03:33:39,640 Jonathan, a new contender. Sorry for calling you out there. That's just the information that's come through the mainframe now. And we're looking into it. 634 03:33:39,640 --> 03:33:47,640 It's a very, very fluid and constantly evolving situation. We're waiting for the bells, and now we're gonna walk into the phone ten steps. 635 03:33:48,640 --> 03:34:12,640 . One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 636 03:34:12,640 --> 03:34:42,640 ! 637 03:34:42,640 --> 03:35:12,640 *Heading intensifies* 638 03:35:12,640 --> 03:35:42,640 -like and that they're not making up to the inside. 639 03:35:42,640 --> 03:36:12,640 I have lessen. Full lessen. 640 03:36:12,640 --> 03:36:42,640 For Lelson, do you submit? Do you submit? Do you submit? Gax, wake up man. Gax, are you okay? Fuck! Gax, don't die, you're dead! Why are you dead? 641 03:36:42,640 --> 03:37:12,640 : Why did you die?! Why did you die?! Moondust. Moondust. Moondust is still a problem. Moondust.