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Is that the point of the point of all the time is you.

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"I'm gonna be playing it but I want to wait until I can play at nighttime." I'm actually going above and beyond here because I think that I, now I was guilt tripped into doing it. It's during the day. It's not even, it's not even fucking scary. It's not even scary."

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. So I was thinking like the when it's when it's gonna be nighttime to the best place. Best place to play the game is at nighttime, right? That's the best place. That's the best time of place. So I was thinking maybe that'll be towards the end of the week. That's not gonna it's not it's not enough for some people. So I will do it now. Casava, glad. Take it down. Thank you very much there for the tip. And I hope you're doing well there. And I've been the game has been

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for three days now and I haven't touched it. It's been burning a hole in the console ready to go. And if you're thinking I'm lying and that I was just not playing it so that I could play it on off stream so I could get better at it. That's that's bollocks because look doesn't even say on the PS5 I go to GT7 here. Nine hours playtime down at the bottom right hand side of the screen there. Look at this underneath me.

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for Tom's Hot Dogs : Today is the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs : Get 'em while you can : Yeah : Today is the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs : Thank you very much, Climothy : And, uh,

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for a cream pipe. So this is no lies guys. I haven't played the fucking thing. I'm really about to experience... RE9. Miss Lara Croft. Ladies and gentlemen. Joy the lips. Thank you very very much there. Yeah, I'm gonna play this game. It looks like it's gonna be one of the greatest games ever fucking made. Requiem for a cream pipe. Thank you very much. And Aaron Flood.

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. Well, it's great to have Aaron Flood, the Floodmeister General, ready to dispense, I hope. Although I don't know whether or not I'm going to be looking for dispensation of information as regards to the PlayStation. I tell you why. Also, I wanted to wait until it was evening so that I could become a crazy little guy. You know I like to become my final form or my resident evil form, which is the crazy little guy.

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. I live out the will and the deed of the crazy little guy ethos. You know, to pay homage to the crazy little guys out there who are making this media happen and making the excitement happen for me, I become one. You know, once I get those gloves on, I get the Grupo Despartivo Chavez jersey on. There's no stopping me. I'm reading memos, I'm reading memoranda.

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That's a good time. That's a night time affair. Doesn't happen during the day. Thank you very much there, Aaron. And Hanleyman as well. Gobbles, thank you very much there for your tip. Also, very, very kind of you at this time of day. Again, I'm being corralled into it. Not that I don't want to play. I do want to play it. So I'm worried that I can't become a crazy little guy. Another thing is it's a first time playthrough.

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. That's not conducive to crazy little guy action. Tell you why. I need to have my wits about me. I need to understand, think about what I'm doing. There might be puzzles. We don't want another fox puzzle situation. That's the anti-crack. That's the anti-crazy little guy. There is no CLG in that. That's like the antithesis of anything crazy or little. It's frustrating and big. You know, two hour fox puzzle. Frustrating and big. Not good at all. Not good for my mental health.

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I'll try that. I think the balloon inside me really comes into its own past 6 or 7 p.m.

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For that's when the balloon, that's like, I feel like I'm being inflated like a massive balloon during those hours of that time, of this time of day. So this is me as the woman. I've just started my journey as a resident evil woman. Are about to get underway, but Leon is in the background looking like he's going to get involved as well.

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, "Smiths were selling the physical media for 69.99." I was gonna go and purchase this, but it got fucking sold out. It was the only one left in the country. I thought, "Is it the drive to Clare Morris worth it? Or should I get the digital version?" And I thought, "Yeah, you've got the physical, but you can't back that up." You know, I've got no Blu-ray to back it up, and then what? You're gonna wait until you can fucking play backups. That's gonna be another five years, maybe, until you're allowed to do that."

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You're on about wasting your time. Literally tuned into you there three minutes ago. Where's the game? You're talking shit as you. I wouldn't expect any of you to understand the fucking troubles I'm facing day in, day out. And what? Think I'm gonna sit here all day waxing lyrical about my troubles? Get to fuck. I'm gonna play the game.

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I'm gonna play it in record time. I'm gonna beat the cunts. Left, right, center. Whether it's with an iron bat. A crowbar. A fucking gun. Fuck 'em down. Reload. You're gonna see it all.

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Thank you. Thank you very much there for the tip. S-L-I-D-N-C. It's a long name. I don't know why you've put that long name. Maybe it's not your choice. It's a different world since we've seen you last. Any other diatribes for us before you start? Well, it seems like everybody wants to hear the diatribes now. Fuck the game. Ariglin, thank you very much. It is a different world. It is a fucking different world.

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the end of the mac and the end of your name there. Why? Because you've tipped very, very handsomely and it's beautiful stuff. And thank you very much there. But look, it's a different world.

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for this may be a little bit more.

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: Thank you very much Kiki Stockhammer there. I hope you're doing well. And Red Madge, unbelievable, unbelievable stuff. Wanty, X gon' give it to ya. Oh, but seriously though. Yeah, it's a lot of fucking bad shit going on, isn't there? Oh man, I'm spending every day just worrying about it like, you know,

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"Blocked in the game" - I'm getting caught up in it. Resident Evil 9 I've been waiting such a long time to play this game I'm gonna play it at serious pace Thank you very much Starmas Sleep Demon Anonymous

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Thank you very much. Ethiopian Louis Walsh. Thank you very much. Ayatollah Tomeini. Plymouth Shalamet. And Leon Sex Kennedy. Thank you very much. And Doc. And Kiki Stockhammer. That was fantastic. I wanted to say thanks. But I really enjoyed this little situation. I didn't know we could.

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*sthat this would look so good somebody said this is time midlife crisis Get the fuck down You can't

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*bluh* Slow motion. Slow motion. You can't.

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: Thank you for your glorious taste. Just to rub salt in the wounds. The little up yours before you... you've shot them in the chest or the neck or the head. And then you've... you've... you've flipped the bird on the way down. Revolver Ocelot. You absolute dream demon. Thank you very much.

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"Illlllj chocky peanuts as well." Here's a few euros towards the Fox Puzzle Muzzle. Thank you very much. And Doc and Schnuffles, thank you very, very much for your tip there. And Doc, Ilias, Requiem for a Dream. Why is the banana grey? I don't know. It's just the green screen.

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"Today is the last day for Tom's banana! Eat it while it's grey!" Yeah. "Today is the last day for Tom's hot dog!" It makes my face look strange as well, but this is what I'm willing to put up with just to have the green screen effect. Is that sometimes it'll make bits of my face look red.

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It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. Thank you very much there, Conor McConomy. Thank you very much. But yeah, look, some serious stuff. It's not all fun and games, is it? Old Dead Banana, thank you very much. And Gavin Brown, thank you very much there for the tip. And the other Jeff, what's on the mid-game snack break for this epic pay session?

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I've already had a feed of lunch, some pasta. I just have to wipe spittle off of the screen there, my screen. Unfortunately, when I was doing the banana time crisis moment there, that has led to a bit of a spittle monitor situation. But look, I wouldn't expect any of ye.

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to understand the problems I'm facing. Okay? I'm a speedrunner. You'd know it if you ever had it in front of you, but you haven't. So you don't. Okay?

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me. So let's get underway. Let's get underway. Were the Guinness people informed, David? I don't know. I've reached the stage where I don't even have to tell Guinness. Once Guinness get a sniff of the fucking stream, they're on it hounding me. Hounding me. Literally hounding me.

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They're actually fucking pissing their pants when I'm not even streaming. Going, when's he fucking back? When's he gonna do this? Is it now? Like, I'm waiting for it. I'm not, I can't believe he said he was gonna speedrun the pace out of this fucking game. He's not even here. It's been out, the game's been released three, four days. Where is he gone? I'm like, Guinness. Tone it down a bit, yeah? Tone it down, it's not cool. I'll call you.

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is... Now, I'm compiling a dossier and a portfolio of some of the greatest speedruns ever to grace man's screen. I'm putting them on a timeline in Final Cut. I've exported it. I've done a thumbnail to go with the video which is going to be called "Insane Speedruns".

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. And everyone's going to watch it. And people are going to be commenting underneath going, where's fucking Francis Higgins' Resident Evil Claire scenario be? You didn't, what? Can't believe you fucking forgot to include that run.

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I'm just gonna be sitting back like this. These guys think they know what a speedrun is. They think they know a true gamer when they see one. I'm just sitting on the beach enjoying the sunshine.

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my Guinness World Book of Records Award for the best speedrun known to man which will happen at the end of today's run multiple sons multiple sons but it's just a shame you know I was planning to go to Dubai there last week and now I can't because of this fucking war thank you very much Sean Perl for the tip there I wasn't really gonna go to Dubai

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. I've never been there. But they're still selling that Dubai. I know. Hey, tell you something. Dubai chocolate. Still expensive. Down the shop there earlier on. Still selling. You'd have thought the price would have come down because of the war. I think I'll start to get bothered about the whole war thing when the price of petrol goes up or the electricity goes up yet again.

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, thank you very much there for the tip. But look, if you're, if you've been through the, the gristle mill as many times as I have, you'll have gone through, uh, what? Iraq, 2003. You'll have gone through Afghanistan. You'll have gone through Ukraine, 2022. You'll, you might have been suckered in by the whole, but forgive me.

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me for being jaded when I look back and I think about all the time I wasted worrying about any of that shit. You know, I could have been just enjoying myself or doing something different, I think, for myself. It's not going to happen again. And I was outside earlier on. There's no fucking war going on. There's no war going on. It's a nice day. Sun is out. The daffodils are out. There's fucking... The fields are green.

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. It's a bit chilly, but there's no war. Zero. Absolutely zero war. Pray for the influencers. Thank you very much. And Sean, Peril, and God, Free Jones, thank you very much there. If you've lived through this, you've been through Kasava 98, 99. Season 98, 99. Championship Kasava.

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You've been through that. You've done the 9-11. You've seen Hans Blakes at the UN talking shite saying you can't do this. Then Colin Powell saying we are gonna do this. You've seen fucking dodgy 45 minutes claims. Alastair Campbell sexed up dossier. Fucking scientist kills himself. Fucking then war million dead. And then Afghanistan. You've seen it all.

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and Memorial Trees scandal, thank you very much as well. But look, the main thing is we get this game started and up and running. I'm looking forward to it. I really am looking forward to it. I can't wait. I can't wait. I've heard it's meant to be one of the best looking games.

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"PathThePaper" I just hope that there are no Shaheed drones make it over here you know. That's the only takeaway I have from it. That's the only takeaway I have. Whether it's a Shaheed or FPV first-person view drone or if it's

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It's a fucking you know one of those missiles they do be launching that goes off course. I'd say it would be intercepted before it even reaches here. I don't even think they can fly that far. Look, the main thing is there's no nukes. There's gonna be no nukes. Iran doesn't even have nukes. Like, they have nuclear ambitions? Yeah. So what? That's no nukes, though. And, uh,

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Les, what else? What's the other thing? There's something else that we need to not be worried about too much. I can't remember off the top of my head, but it will come to me. I think they just need to relax, sit down, chill out, maybe stick on a bit of Resident Evil 9, RE9, Religious Education 9, and let's just learn about all the different religions

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. All of them. And we sit down and we go, look, we're all on the same page, aren't we? We're all on the same page. Who here, though? Realistically, who here fears death? Not me. Do you know why? I'm a fucking speedrunner. I was born to die. I was born to die. And if it comes my way,

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That shit up like a fucking banana. And you've seen me go through bananas. And I won't go down without a fight either. I won't go down without a fight. I'll fucking fight death to the end. I won't be. I'm not scared of the cunt. Not scared. Not scared in the slightest. Every day has been a miracle. Remember that.

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"Re-9" for short, people sometimes say it's just "Re-Re-Re-R" Return to sender That girl don't know ya Thank you very much Captain Sack for the tip there I hope we're getting instant cream play camera for this Tommy's commentary would be appreciated I know people are gonna be asking about Tommy and Gary Devil and replays

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All this shit. Here's my take on it. I like all that stuff as much as ye. Okay? But you can't ask for it because you don't get it because that's the way I'm wired. I don't like to just, if somebody's going, where's this? And then it happens. I like to do it on my own. I'm a man of my own volition. My own principle. So you can't ask for it because that makes me not want to do it.

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can't he's asking for stuff. I'm gonna fucking give them stuff if that's what they want. It's a warped logic. Definitely not gonna happen during the day.

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is a crazy little guy time of day. It's later on in the evening, that's when this stuff happens. Any JBP. I'll tell you what I'm fucking worried about is the move, the video games now. There used to be Memoranda or Memorandai in the old Resi games, which was charming. It was quaint. It was a nice, novel way of dispensing the information, furnishing us with the details and building up this world around us.

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. But with the technology moving at an alarming pace, they're doing away with these things, I feel. I can't be too sure, but there's a distinct lack of memoranda in recent times. It's like when we got to Metal Gear 4 and they're getting rid of the codec altogether and you're what? You're on a fucking Zoom call. They've given you a little stupid robot that follows you around called Mark 2.

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, all he does is, he's a zoom, he's just like a zoom call robot for you to talk to Otakon, and even then, hardly any fucking zoom calls, I can't remember many of them at all. It sickened my whole, when we finally get back to Shadow Moses, which was probably the best part of that game, that there was bits and pieces of it, and people were going, oh, you have to use Mark 2, use Mark 2 to get through the door.

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What? What even is Mark 2? Like, the fact that people knew that and were telling me that, but the game, it was such a crap impact he had on me in the game that I didn't even know he was called Mark 2. And this is two-thirds of the way, two-thirds of the way into the game. I still didn't know the little fucker was called Mark 2. As far as I was concerned, it was just a stupid robot that allowed you to make Zoom calls to Otakon.

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. No. No. No. No. Sorry. No. No. No. Fuck off with that. No. No. No. And I hope they haven't done that in Resident Evil 9 here. RE9. Resident Evil 9. Let's get underway. Let's get underway. I'm very, very impressed with the

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The way this title screen looks right here. Let's have a little look and see how it plays. Let's have a little look and see how this bad boy plays. Are we ready for this? Y'all ready for this? When is bro gonna play? Welcome to the stream there Mr. The Chez.

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. Thank you very much. There are. Michal Bobo. Thank you very much. I took two requiems and now I'm spooked out of it. Yeah. Please go easy on the dosage. Let's do this. No more chat, please, says Shea. Your rhetoric will smother you. Higgy Smalls. Thank you very much. Even though it's Holly Winter. Thank you very much. But Higgy Smalls came through at the exact same moment as Holly Winter. And I saw it on my screen.

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and set up. Thank you very much there to none other than the winter of the holly. And also to Higardo Smalls himself. Higgy Smalls, get the fuck down!

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. That turns the Glock into a rapid, fully, full auto death machine. Unbelievable stuff. Videos of it on YouTube. Check it out. Did you put that in the game here? Actually, tell you what I'm looking forward to there. If we have some sort of weapon upgrade system, which they should have, if all the previous games are anything to go by, and we get to put a fucking sensual stock of teaching

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. Onto the back of the hand piece. And then some sort of rapid fire trigger action. A little bump valve. Thank you very much there. You actually did get down as well. Higgy Smalls, thank you very much. And Resident Evil 9. Thank you very much there. So it's Resident Evil 9.

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: There we are. We're finally here. I didn't think we'd make it. I did not think we'd make it. Are we gonna have a little tour of the game library here? Well, it's just everything you can see here. I don't want to waste any more time. That Silent Hill F bonus content was... that was a bit rubbish, you know? Put me off buying any of these special editions anymore,

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, like an extra bit of DLC. It's not even stuff in the game. It's just like stuff. It's like costumes or fucking artwork. And as I found out in the attic the last day, it's better to have actual physical stuff. You're not going to be able to resell that stuff off in the future if it's digital. I don't think. But I mean, the thing that I do like is that if I do end up breaking the console or if I'm getting a PlayStation 6

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or in the future or whatever, then at least these games are going to be in my library there to download again and I don't have to go looking for them. So, I don't know. I'm in two minds as to whether or not physical media or digital media is the way forward for me. Eventually, it's going to all be digital so it's probably best just to keep on getting the physical stuff while it's still here because eventually they'll stop making

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So it's probably best just to keep stocking up on that stuff now while you can. Which is handy enough if you're living nearby a place that vends this stuff, a vendor, a game vendor. But if it's like me where I don't live near there and I have to go, the price of getting to the place and back then, you're as well to just buy the fucking digital thing. You know? Physical is worth it for things

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And what was I saying there? There was someone else there that said something. Physical is worth it for things you really like. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. And I would have liked to have boosted the Resident Evil collection by adding this to it, you know? And I was just a little update on that.

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. I was upset that I didn't see the original PlayStation. That's somewhere in another bag somewhere up there. I wanted to show you the action on the lid opening up. And then I've seen some interesting. Thank you very, very much there, Cian, for the tip. Very, very kind of you. Interesting videos online of people taking their old PlayStation 1 consoles and then modifying them, putting in like

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It's like a ROM chip or a fucking like bit of memory or something and it plays. Then it just, you've got the whole catalog on the console itself. I'm not sure whether or not they're putting in a Raspberry Pi and then playing an emulator off it or they're putting like a ROM chip in it with all the games and then using the actual console's computational power to play those games themselves. I'm not sure.

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It's real simple says Sean you say that's but I mean when it comes down to the brass tacks Could be Could be not that easy It uses the OG hardware chips. It's just a board that emulates the disk drive I Getcha I getcha and thank you very much for sticking with us here still P Thank you very much for sticking with us just goes to

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. I'll show you, you know, that there are some, there's some loyalty there. There's some loyalty, there are people giving out there and within five or seven minutes saying get on with the fucking thing. And then, you know, where are they now? They've left. Couldn't hack it. Couldn't handle the pace. Could not handle the fucking pace. What I did like the other night was this. Someone say, show us your trophies. I'll show you my trophy.

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this bad boy here. It's in great condition. I'm really glad that I didn't bust the top of it there by forcing the game cartridge out. You just don't get... You don't get many of these to the pound anymore. Check that out. Look at that artwork. I mean, it had a lot in it.

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It was a very big I never got into the Pokemon games that was That was not cool by the time Pokemon became a big thing but apparently they're very probably the biggest selling Game Boy games out there Just wasn't for me, you know, just wasn't for me text us when you start playing I will do thanks very much for the tip. I'm gonna start playing right now

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. This is it. Here we go. Where's Gax? Real Moon Pie. He's around. He's around. He's around. Let's see how we get on with this first. Resident Evil 9. Resident Evil 9. Let's go. Let's do this.

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is that I don't even think it's coming on the screen

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Thank you very much. Been buzzing for this stream. Games class. Okay. I'm glad that you've played it. I'm not going to be looking for any help. So far. But maybe I will be in a bit. Let's just get ourselves calibrated. Get the senses calibrated. And then I can think about maybe letting loose. You know. Right now we're just on notice. We're on watch at the moment.

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It's like a 90. You're loving it. Success already. 46 minutes, people waited and now you're loving it. Who is this one? Is this a Redfield? Is she a Redfield? Jawdroppin'. Graphics are jawdroppin'. Grace. Grace. Grace.

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. Psycho. Psycho. Psycho. Thank you very much. Another body found. Jawdropping. The graphics are jawdropping. Eyes on the prize.

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Yeah. I really spent a long time. Thank you very much. The screen is black. Thank you very much. I won't have any of that chat there. It's not about color. It doesn't matter what color. This is not about color or creed. Just leave it as it is, yeah? Too many of these internet-brained people. They want to put color into everything. Thanks very much there, Katie, for the tip. Look at this. Look at the color.

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The -- I know I said, but look at the fucking -- the depth, the richness of the colors and the lighting. I know you can't say this is lighting because this is graphics, graphic design, so there's no actual lighting involved. But I mean, you're painting with colors. Look at the rain texture pack. I think it's 4K. I think it's 4K. I think it's 2K. I think it's 2K.

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Oh my god. Is that Leon? This looks like one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Grace Renwood. Her name is Grace Renwood. Blackseat Gaiman, thank you very much.

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: Yeah, I'm just gonna go forward. I'm just gonna look around. Look at the street, though. It looks like New York. Wow. Check out the map. Let's get ourselves the map. Wow, diatribe of the day. Thank you very much.

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The day the shots ran out and he had no brother but they were saying this had nothing to do with it. Do not cross police line. Here we've got cutscene here.

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: Oh, but sorry. Just a second. Oh, you're FBI? Yeah. Investigating all these strange deaths, huh? Thank you very much, sir. Void stares back. I heard they all have the same weird bruises. So you think it's something infectious or terrorism or...

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Thank you very much. We can't see anything. Thank you very much. A clone named Gibson. Thank you very much. You're having a laugh. You can't see anything. You're taking the pace. Leah Gatton. Thank you very much there for the tip. It's only broadcast on a black screen. It's not April Fool's. Like, fuck off.

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to try and take the piss? Is this because I spent so long talking before playing the game, is it? Now you're gonna coordinate an attack against me? Pull the other one, it's got bells on. Wasting your time, wasting my fucking time. Thanks for the tip, like. I think people, this is it again, I was saying to you the last day, people getting fucking annoyed because I said I was gonna play three days ago. Now I'm fucking playing.

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it and now you're all coming through the tips together and seeing you can't see it. Fucking joke. It looks brilliant though, doesn't it? It looks fucking brilliant. You are a liar, thank you very much.

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For the tips And in the tips And in the chat as well Fuck If that's the way you want it If that's the way you want it Then there is no stream Fuck this I can't do right for doing wrong I came back now on the day when you were telling me to come back Before I even wanted to play the game And now you're telling me this Fuck this

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Hello everybody and welcome to Resident Evil 9 the playthrough and you're very welcome to the stream thank you so much for joining us today the other Jeff Conrad you're a liar Leah Gatton thank you very much let's get involved

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You are after you. Now initial settings. What are we gonna do? Voice language. Display. That's grand.

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It don't change what's this Resident Evil fucking offers you the ability to change camera perspective yeah do change I don't want to be doing is recommended to use first-person when playing as grace to enhance the horror We just want the option yeah, we just want the option Just in case it's rubbish

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" Don't change. Don't change is the default. Keep it on change. You can change the setting via the camera. You can always change it. Grace's camera first. Leon's camera third. Okay. I don't like first but I mean look it could be scary. There'll be more kind of.

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Yeah, there'll be more of those kinda fuckin' replay options, which we all know is parcel of these playthroughs by this stage. Enter your age. What is this fuckin' situation? Is your age correct? Yes. The age you entered will not affect the content of the game, but once your age has been confirmed, it cannot be changed. You can view the privacy policy. Okay.

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What is that about like? What are you on about like? Why are they asking me my details? I just want to play the game. So hang on. I just, it said watch your age and I just selected zero. So I'm not even born. Not even, I haven't even got an age. Is that going to affect any of the content?

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I know they said they're not it's not gonna affect the content not allowed to play restart to be safe not at all might not allow microphone on games who cares this is stupid stuff

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: Main story: Already not a good start. Unfortunately not a great start. I don't like what they're doing. Casual, my god, are you joking? Standard. Modern: A balanced experience of suspense and accomplishment at the standard difficulty found among modern Resi games. This game mode can be changed to casual on the game over screen.

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. I'm a long-term fan. Auto-saves during Grace's gameplay are limited and increments are required. God. Way to convolute the fucking starter process and really deflate the balloon of anticipation and excitement, lads. Way to torpedo my expectations and hope.

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I'm going standard. I mean, I'm going classic. Modern. Okay, can I change it back to modern? Some people are telling me to go modern now. I'm just going to go ahead with this. You'll need ink ribbons to save now. Fuck it. Fuck it.

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Look at this, look at the graphics, look at the... It's like a HBO. HBO drama, look. FBI's office. Kenzo Tsujimoto, thank you very much. And the other Jeff, thank you very much. So this is the Dan Bongino mod.

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We might see Kash Patel very soonly as well Lockdown extended 2040 Bio-organic weapons COVID-19, Nuver Omicron Grace Redfield of Ashcroft Manor

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I doubted you reached that level to be a little bit not confident in a situation like this. Plus the town's on lockdown. No, no, two days tops. How did you reach this level? Not buying it.

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: Now I need a good technical analyst on this. Good stuff. Okay. Not trustworthy. I wouldn't issue, he's looking for a good technical analyst. You'd want to recruit someone that has a little bit more of a fuckin' zip and pep about them. Not very auspicious coming to the office stumbling and mumbling like that. I need your eyes on the crime scene. Eyes on the prize, Lieutenant. Eyes on the prize.

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: The Renwood Hotel. I like hotels. Usually fun places to be. In these horror games. I know that's where your mom was murdered. Look, I know that's where your mom was murdered, but you're gonna have to go there anyway. Shame about your mom, right? The Renwood Hotel? Yeah, that's where your mom was murdered. Well, look, I think you're the right person for this job.

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of probably much more competent stalwarts people who've lived and breathed police life he decides to choose the one person whose mother was murdered in that actual location whole thing stinks

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You died eight years ago Perhaps it's time for you to face the past. Time for you to face the past, Asian. I could be wrong, is this the first time we've seen the Federal Bureau of Investigatheon inside the realm of RE9 religious education world? It was always just stars or police, Raccoon City Police. This leads me to believe now that they've gone and got the permission

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of the actual feds in real life. And I'm sorry, I don't want to be all fucking tinfoil on this and it's ruining the game. I know you want me to play it. I'm going to speed run it. Fucking hold on. Leads me to believe that they are in now, Capcom are in cahoots with the feds. And that is why they're asking you for your age and your fucking details at the beginning of the game.

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I'll get on with it, I'll get on with it! I can fucking hear you, I know you're saying get on with it.

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: Grace... I won't force you to go... Well don't! There's better... There's probably policemen that have worked case after case after case out there. You can do this for me. I thought I could hear my controller making sounds.

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and report back to me with your findings. It's a cold case, right? That's all for now. Feds, man. I don't like the collusion. Collusion with the feds in making this game. Grill 14. Look at this, though. Meatloaf burgers, steak, the empty packet of Lucky Strike on the ground.

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is the rain soaked pavements of a disenfranchised North American town the brown leather jacket on the rookie cop the fucking smart screen phone the classy laptop backpack the rain sodden locks of a woman sorry in pain the mysterious man Ray Tracy is his name pissing down

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They're really, they're laying it on thick with those titles. I think they want to change it up the next time we go to a new beta of the game. I don't want to see those big blocky titles again.

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for the song "So, where are we going today?"

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is a restaurant really it's nice and hot in here you can get a nice table did he say you can get a nice table or did he say they do a good potato thank you very much there Dara Darmody where is John he was last seen in the Belfry the castle last seen the Belfry the castle the other day we don't know where he's gone oh well he'll turn up

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You can't go back.

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"Fail Capcom" Invisible Wall is it? Way to break my immersion You started well, you started auspiciously and then you gave us an invisible wall Mega fail Immersion shattered Review Dwindling in the doldrums of it. It's going it's 7.7 out of 10 at the moment

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I'll give you a running live review score at 6.9! That was 7 a minute ago. What about this? Can't go in. I wonder if they're gonna have repeated NPCs. I wonder if the NPCs gonna repeat.

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for me, we're gonna see the other fella that we, uh, that I was following before. Let's just see. I'm trying to throw a punch, but nothing's happening. The sick guitar lick we just heard has bumped the score up to 8 out of 10, as per Christian.

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on the other than that I have a bigger field of view who's this guy? Maybe it's the looks like she's got the same hair mechanics as The girl from Resident Evil 4 remake the daughter of the president. Yes, I know This is a little old this lady is older than that

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. I'm gonna keep going anyway. I don't think so far they've repeated any of the NPCs, which makes me think, how many NPCs... how many NPCs can they actually give us without repeating them? I don't think it's... it's not an infinite.

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them at some stage this guy's a repeat look at him immersion broken immersion well and truly broken just getting there we're getting a gauge on each of the phases here

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is this meant to be raccoon city or the fact that there's the federal bureau of investigatiyon involved who is she looking at like it's your one out of madmen the secretary out of madmen and the that other one where they're wearing the stupid hats which I haven't watched Richard Ashcroft requiem

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RENWOOD city guide beautiful historic city of RENWOOD come soak in nostalgia of a bygone era with chic art galleries classic restaurant and Plenty of stores where you can shop till you drop if you want to get away from the modern Hustle and bustle RENWOOD is the place to be I don't care who you are

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"and there you've got a standard NYC New York City steam pipe situation which are a bit of an eyesore but I suppose they have to have them you would have thought they would have come up with a better way of dealing with their steam city that they have it's quite an interesting concept

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The city is running on steam pipes. Steam. And then they've got these steam pipes just sprouting out in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the road. And you're thinking, surely that's not good. That's bad engineering. Is there not a way you can reroute the steam out somewhere else instead of having it in the middle of the fucking road? But who am I to tell New York City municipality

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to go about their business they've been doing a lot longer than I have and I like this you know what they've done a great job so far on setting the stall out on the street and really making it a big-time immersive situation you've got adverts for painkillers which is maybe like a commentary on the opioid crisis that they hear about people just living on drugs the whole time prescription drugs

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is this guy is definitely on drugs because he just keeps on running up and down the street. You have the workers, you have the blue collar jobs, men. And we can earwig and listen in on their stuff. They're putting up a poster for the Redwood Hotel which is the location I have to go to. How about you? No data on my map.

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What a gun like? I'm walking around the streets concealed carry with an SNSM 232. What's the inspection on that thing? Examine. Thank you very much there, Granard. Resident Hannan. Thank you very much. Look at this little piece. It's a nice little machine. I'm not too gone on how this looks in my inventory or I spin it around. I thought the resolution or the...

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... What would you call that? The artifact? Or the fuckin ... PNG? Or whatever it is ... would be better resolution than that. But it still looks like a nice little piece. Developed in 1977 as a service pistol and updated in '96. Not an FBI standard issue. Grace adopted it for personal use due to its compact design. I wonder if I can just pull this out on the street.

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is. It's not letting me pull out the game. Play on PC, I can't my base, I can't. I got it on the fucking PlayStation. And now, missing. Halloween Scream, October 31st, $75. Ripoff. $10.60 for fags. Dingo Red Cigs.

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So we've got the parents have gone missing and then we've got the missing lady there as well Do not cross. Do not pass go do not collect 200 euro

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"The Wren of Shadows." Thank you very much. Fumbling. Quivering. She needs to get a little bit more gumption about her.

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is getting all these strange deaths huh go right ahead it's the fifth one now right I heard they all have the same weird bruise even Clarice Starling was more competent you know but that's that's what they're doing they're trying to make it make us feel scared before we've even got in I don't know I don't know they should have actually put her kind of confident in the beginning and then

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, and then we see her crumble and then she... it's like a roller coaster, you know? It's the bait and switch. But they're setting us up from the off that she's not competent and that's gonna make us, the player, scared. More scared, maybe? I don't know. Give it a chance and figure out why. I don't think I will give it a chance and figure out why. I think I'll...

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You with every thought that pops into my fucking stupid head for the rest of the stream. And I'll pause the game while I'm doing it as well. Thank you very much indeed. Tarpaulin.

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It's gone up to 7. It's gone up to 7. It's gone up to 7. Sorry, I was trying to take the information in. The rankin has gone back up to 7.5. It actually reached 6.9 at the missing posters. Do you know what? I'm gonna call it here now. First person is good.

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in the first person mode so far. And I like the forklift as well. Used to drive one back in the day. No license. Imagine that. Giving a child control of one of those. Few near misses as well. Not in terms of people, but fucking nearly cracking into cars and shit.

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I still remember the comfy leather seat. I was good at it. I was good at it. And then another one with shit wrapped around it here.

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and then the cling film wrap around the pallets of stuff. Minerals. They were the heaviest. You were dealing with what? 2 liter? I was even before. I remember when Coca-Cola changed the contour bottle. That was a big, big time. Of course, 2 liter was still the volumicity of it. Didn't change the size, just the shape of the bottle.

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The only thing that was different was the shape of the bottle. Two liters. You had your 1.5 my wadis. One liter of my wadis maybe. You had Kulana. You had fucking Ocean Spree Cranberry. You know? You had TK Red. You had TK White. You had the big, big, big, big, big, big, big bamboozlers. Country Spring. Three liter, yeah?

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"Stand up." "Oof!" That was a minor, just a little oof. It's nothing, not worth a replay at all. I think I need to get scared, like. I'm just not scared, and that's the daytime. Maybe I'll just go in, come back after six."

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I just don't feel scared. Neville Wood City, thank you very much for the tip, and Renwood Shadows. Don't mind me, I'm just taking everything in. That's why it's a different buzz, isn't it, to the crazy little guy. But I might get crazy.

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it, you know? Let's just, let's get into it. Let's not worry about that. Let's just play the fucking thing. And there's the raindrops in the control of the feedback vibration. The haptics, very well designed. Senior vibrologist at Capcom obviously saw what Silent Hill were doing in their remake of 2 and thought,

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We need to get a sensory overload capacitor in on the development, on the dev team, dev squad. We need someone who can imbibe the player, imbue the player with a sense of edginess. Someone who understands sensory stuff.

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is a new. I spend all day looking at that crow and nothing has happened. Thank you very much there, Sidona bottles. Thank you very much. Did you have Sidona in Mayo? Of course. Made from the same apples as Bulmers, you see. Is it a Klonmel situation? And here we go.

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"Time" and "Clon Mel" the "Cidona Factory" "Nothing added but time and early onset alcoholism" you say "well" turn that flashlight we say "torch" so they've lost it's gone down to 6.9 again because they said flashlight but I will allow them that and we'll go back up to 7 because it is set in the states look at this fucking state of this

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"Statly" -- Stadia gaff, man. This is gonna be a scare around the corner. I know that now. I'm just gonna be a little bit upset if a big scare happens and I don't get scared. Do you know, I'm gonna be upset at that. That's what you're paying the money for. That's what the game is, isn't it? I didn't like that bit, do you know?

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for something to happen then you're opening the door you got a boiler there of you this will have appeared in the roster of premises closed down due to health and safety concerns during the week and I do read those with a kind of in two minds and one mind you feel sometimes a little bit sorry for the proprietors of the business but at the same time you can't have mice you can't have mice in your

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You're in the fucking gaff. You're serving food. For fuck's sake. But then you think, what if it's like a small business and they've got, you know, you don't see all the hassle that they've got outside the business world. They might have, like, family troubles. Stuff might be going off outside the business. And then one mouse had a shit. And then nobody could see it because it was in a nuke or a cranny. And then the next thing, you're in the fucking papers. Your name is dirt. It's as,

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I'm just getting the measure of the place. Now, you can look through the little hole in, if you want, before you go in. I can see all sorts of decrepitation. And it's a cutscene situation.

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She needs to go to the chemist or the GP and say, look, I'm an FBI agent, but I'm absolutely shitting myself. Is there anything you can give me? How would you make it to this far? Like, if she's got the job, how come I haven't got the job? How come nobody gave me that sort of level of responsibility?

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She's got a gun. I mean, that's enough. You don't even need to go to the GP. You've got a gun. Or a little nippy sweetie out of the hip class, as someone says there. A little nippy sweetie.

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Just get you over that little hump and then you're in I'm not promoting that I'm not condoning it I like this though I was given out about the first person view mode I think it's a resounding success so far and I think I think I'm gonna tell you more of what I think

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It's like, "If I can't." I'm gonna tell you more stuff whatever I think. When it comes into my head. I'm gonna go behind the bar if I can. I can't. Obviously you should go to the one, two, three on the ground. So one, two, three, four, five situation down there. Bits of evidence. Come on. Hamming it up, man. And that looks like what? Nothing. Footprints?

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That scratches. That scratches. That scratches on a table. So we've got shoes, we've got scratches. And there we have that one. I was saying it wasn't gonna happen, it has fucking happened. We've got scratches. There we have the first shit scare of the season.

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And there we have that one. I was saying it wasn't gonna happen. It has fucking happened. It did happen. And there it was. Flip. Thank you very much there, Tom. And who's that? I thought it was Jesus, but it's not Jesus. Just, you know, when you go up there, it's like the Shroud of Turin. Mary Magdalene, was it? I always thought Mary... I've said this a thousand times, but I always thought Mary Magdalene was the

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The mother of Jesus. But it turns out it wasn't. She just had the same first name. Who is that? Do you know? Is that even me? Is that Grace Ashcroft's mother? What about this? Mary Magdalene's lockup box. And then Feather Snow. Soft arsewipe.

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in the lockout. 1913. Fumbling the greasy lockout box. What about this? Old school hand dryer with the big silver button yoke. You can move that little yoke up. Today is the last day for Tom's hot dogs. Get them while you can.

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"I'm crying at the moon" Thank you very much. But you could blast your face with that by angling it. I don't think you get them anymore. Maybe that's a stream for Tom to go in search of the lost hand dryer. It's all Dyson Airblade nowadays. Look at the stink of that. I love it. Stuff he can smell and you can't even... Obviously he can't smell it.

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I'll show you that in the replay. I have a situation where a tip came through and... Well there was a double... it was a double bucket look. I'll show you that in the replay. Thank you.

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: Thank you very much there, Tom. So thanks very much there, Darren, and a well-timed tip which coincided with the scary bucket and gobbles. Thanks for the tip as well. When do we get to murder someone? Not murder, state-sanctioned takedown. That's what I want. And I'm not- I'm pressing the fucking shoulder buttons and no gun is being pulled out. My goreng. Thank you very much there, me goreng.

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. Thank you very much. Does D-pad equip it? Oh my god. Are you right? Well, I've equipped, but I'm not brandishing unless I've got it wrong entirely here. I'm pressing my shoulders and nothing's been equipped. Cloudy McStrive, thanks very much for telling me about that D-pad situation.

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Situation there. And what about these here? Little tape measures, are they? Little... Taylor's tape. No? No, it's not. So we're going through this game at an electric pace. And that wasn't there before. So we're being followed. We're being followed. People are discussing our whereabouts without our knowledge. Let's talk in room 204.

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It sounds good. As if you wouldn't immediately call for backup. Get out the piece. You have a piece. Nice. Finally. Doesn't look like she knows how to use it.

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...brandish the piece. Nice key action. Great sound, great fold.

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work on that key no expense spared here at Capcom towers and brandy piece thank you very much but that was a ghost out there it's not it's a tarpaulin over a bike look at the look at the atmosphere here look at get a feel for the atmosphere

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Myles McDermott, thank you very much. Solid, solid name that is. I think Myles is up there with Felix. I said to you last day, Felix is a great name. I think Myles is up there with that as well. The Renwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks of life since opening its doors.

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was in 1928 experienced the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history along with the Renwood's time-honored traditions of sausage poking and heat slagging. I added the last bit in myself.

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for this building. Old, crusty, musty hotel that was the seat of many a function. Cosmo McGillicuddy. Thank you very much there. And big shout out to McGillicuddy Reeks. Or McGillicuddy's Reeks. And the battered safe of the Renwood clan of 1867.

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. Sheep farmers by nature. Hoteliers. By night. Any keys? Any passports? Christmas Eve roast dinner at the Renwood Hotel. £35 per head. An amazing slap-up festive meal. Followed by music and crack.

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Whoopens. And what are those? Stimpaks? Or those candles or Stimpaks? I don't know. Beef or salmon or chicken or fish. Make sure to try the carvery at Renwood Hotel. Don't worry about the health and safety scare. That's in the past. We've come through the hardest.

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" to all employees following the recent incident management has been working hard to restore public trust." It's funny to think about an incident at a business as grand as this.

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to the staff. No mention of redundancy or any severance or any sort of pay like that. I'd say there would have been absolute mutiny during that staff meeting. If they even gave them the courtesy of a staff meeting. Seems to just be a memorandum or sheet of paper dished out to the hard-working members of the Renwood Hotel. And we've a lovely map there. And this is classic.

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Right now this is classic Resident Evil. We're in a hotel. We've got a map. We have a gun. A few fucking things have happened there. Lead you to believe that everything is not as it seems. And now let's go. There's a makeshift bed on the couch there. So whoever was running the shop was having a sleep in here as well. Hopefully he's not still around. It is a him.

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You really, really, really. You really, really. You really, really get a sense of the must. Of the foist. Of the stink of the curtains. The mold-lined interior of the suitcase. The menu on the floor. Beef or salmon.

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, we already seen it. Brat Zanigan, thank you very, very much there for the tip. I really want to go hard with the zombie sounds there, but just need to wait until later on, which is why I think that's why I wanted to play this. I think the thinking was get a little bit of a head start on it there.

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You can understand what your limitations are. A music box. An old record player. His master's voice. She'd want to put on a jacket or something. Let me guess, she's wearing skinny jeans and no socks.

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voiceover city where it's fucking pissing down. Complete stupid attire. Let's just get a feel for it, yeah? Get ahead of the game. Then if you need to go, if you want to bust out the CLG, have a little break, come back. Fucking get the table elevated. Stand up, stand proud, look to the horrors.

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and then really let loose, let rip. Guinness are still interested at this pace. CLG obviously that's something that goes hand in hand with a very pacey playthrough. You might be thinking where's the pace here? You're actually just looking at it. I'm taking everything in. I'm getting the fucking bearings man. I'm getting the fucking bearings.

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It's either a raccoon or a badger. If that's the skull of a goat or something, someone once left something like that on my windowsill. And I don't know whether or not they knew it was my windowsill that they left it on. This was years and years and years ago. But I was very concerned about it. But I knew someone who had a fucking head of a pig left in their bed.

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I wonder whether or not they fucking thought that I had something to do with that and then they went and put the head of a fucking a skull of a goat on my windowsill to freak me out. I had nothing to do with that fucking pig's head situation. You know who you are if you're watching you know what's going on. And I know who you are and I think that you had something to do with that goat's head. Didn't scare me.

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. It didn't scare me. We need the bolt cutters or wire cutters here. Wendy. Thank you very much there, Wendy Wood City. Must say, it's quite the bomb to watch the grandstanding about lack of spooks, knowing full well the horrors that await you, says Brapp. Yeah. Well, there might have been an element of grandstandation,

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will, I think will dissipate very soon, very shortly because we've already had a bucket which caused a minor pap. A minor parp. What's this? Yes, I love that. Just exactly what we needed right where we needed it. I'm not going to complain about how easy that was.

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: And that was a minor parp as well. Minor parp. Let's have a look. Maybe a brief blast of air came out. And that was a minor parp as well. Minor parp. Minor parp. Minor parp. Minor parp. Eh. Thanks very much there, Tom.

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We have the wire cutters. Let's get involved. It was smaller than that skull, the goat skull, so I'm worried that it could have actually been the skull of a dead dog. Which has its own series of implications.

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The skull of anything, it's not great, but at least it wasn't the fucking pig's head in the bed. That was some psycho shit, and it wasn't like a skull of a pig either, it was like a full-on fucking pig's head. I thought it was just a joke between mates, but I mean, I think it actually, there might have been some deeper meaning to it.

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The body of the man, Elgin, Elgin.

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There's a little bit concerned. It's just a slight claustrophobic feeling of being inside the hotel room. And there's something a bit seven-ish about this sort of sloth. Kevin Spacey sloth.

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the 19th of October 2018. Look around. And it's someone who has been tracking the location of Grace. Tracking their location in a very creepy way. Unbeknownst to Grace.

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That they're managing-- how are they getting these close-ups? Not even a telephoto lens. And I can't zoom in. I want to zoom in on the individual snaps, but I can't snap a T-C. Through the window, Jab.

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And there we have chapter one She's still in there Stink of the place would have had me ran Oh no So we're going back in time Moms What's that about like Jesus Christ

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Just doing that like... That's my take away from us.

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"Drebin's monkey Jenkins" Thank you very much Do you know what? The more time that goes by the more I realize that Drebin and his monkey were a class act The pair of them were class acts

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is there but still as stupid characters go not that not as bad as I initially thought but it's painful to play through it little leather pants on the on the gym on the monkey they asked for miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me rude gashcroft

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What's the setup? What's the setup here? Why are you staying there? Can they fill us in with a bit more backstory?

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. Let it play out. Escape the hotel. I like it. Objective. Direction. Capuchin later, Holson. Thank you very much. What's the Wi-Fi password?

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is in the hotel. It's called Drebben's Little Helper. 77X. Oh! Look at that creep. He's just Roger Eberting his way into the frame. If he was meant to be a safe and sound situation, he went the wrong way about it. Because I would have let off a few Parabellums. If I had it, I would have let off a few Parabellums.

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. Kissinger. It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it. Ladies and gentlemen, Henry Kissinger. It's really no excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience. Get away from me, Kiss. It's funny how Kissinger's had Kiss in his name.

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: Oh no, it's fine. Don't worry. I should have it fixed soon. I just need to find my... Whoa! There we go. There we go. Is it a replay? We got it on replay. We might have missed it. We might have missed it. There we go. Yep, you missed it. There we go.

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There we go. You missed it. You need to be faster on the button. The next time. Is it a replay? Have we got it on replay? Did you? Thanks very much for that, Tom. So we did just see a suffocation situation, ladies and gentlemen. Not nice. Don't try it at home. Never put a plastic bag over your head. But in this situation, who's the guy doing it? He looks like a ganado from...

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The Spanish Village of Resident Evil 4 Let's have a look. Let's have a look and see how it develops. Whoa. And that's a bit much now. It's 20 to 5. That was the scissors in the throat maneuver after the bag suffocation one. It's a double combo twist. It's a jugular.

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is the volume okay there is the volume okay let me know I'll change it for you it's gone a bit fucking crime line the volumes okay triple points Bagman do close enough to the watershed too many questions good stuff

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Don't stand so close to me. Don't stand so close to me. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to mom. Mom and dad. Dad is gone. I'm with my mom in the hotel. The Westwood Hotel. Henry Kissinger just got in.

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2 Residence Bar 9, thank you very much. As if, you just be out of there. I get out of there. I'm gonna wait on the fucking cops in a situation like this. They'll laugh at you, they'll be there, they'll be an hour getting there. Are they fuck?

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I'd say rule number one in a situation like this Yeah, there's cops, but you just need to fucking deal with the situation yourself get to safety first Don't rely on anyone to help you out number one is the only one that's gonna help you in this situation Get the fuck out of there waiting on the cops is like That's like real basic shit like and and they don't even they won't get to you like

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animal heaven. With none other than Keiko the killer whale who played Willy in the movie Free Willy. About a killer whale who was given the ultimate freedom. He was held in captivity and given the freedom. I don't agree with any of that killer whale business and making them do fucking stupid stuff for humans.

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. Thank you very much there, Darren, for the tip.

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This all to you one of these days. I didn't see Blackfish. I'm not really, I don't want to watch it. I also don't want to see the film that, the documentary that tells you about how the fish industry, because I like to eat, you know, cod and haddock and other seafoods. I don't want to know if it's a fucking bad situation. Okay. I'll look, I'll check and see if there's any

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or peter parasites or worms in it sure I don't want to know how the whole industry of it is thank you very much can't remember the name of it seaspiracy say we know there's some things we do not know thank you very much there Donald Rumsfeld and Orca I've seen you in my dreams I know whale who you are but sad to see I did partake in a whale killer whale extravaganza show and I was like this when this

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. So I did. I was party to that business. But it didn't leave me feeling good. Let's get back to Resident Evil 9. It's so far, it's been a blast. Goose Kuwaits on your six. Thank you very much. And Zombie Will, thank you very much. Look at her. Crying. Get out. Just get out the hotel. Waiting on the fucking cops.

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. That's why you would be crying. Yeah, what are you on about? Rubbish. There is no time for love in this situation.

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Get out the fucking gaff like. You've just seen Henry Kissinger get a bag over his head, yeah, choked out and then jugulared. Move on with it, man. Forget it. It didn't even look like a... It was eight years ago, so it's not even like a high-grade piece of tech. Maybe eight years ago it was, but now we're eight years in the future. It's rubbish.

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I'll stop doing that now. I'll just play it now. Play the game. Who let him? Who let him into the hotel? Pissed. Pissed again, are ya?

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Who let your man into the hotel? That's the problem. I really want to replicate the scream there, but it's just I'll have to wait until later and by which we will have reached the point where it's gone then. She can't do it now. Can't do it.

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* fiance. R.I.T. I want to do that as well. That's rubbish acting. Rubbish acting. Overacting. Rubbish. Rubbish stuff.

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! Hello! Are you having a nice time in the hotel? Who is this? You know fucking well who it is!

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I think it worked. I didn't know that was happening. Thank you very much there at the Heritage for the tip. She's like, she's like, I need to get out of here. Oh god, they're not doing this, are they?

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Oh fuck off Where's where's this is not Resident Evil man, where's Leon fucking stars? What's behind the curtain psycho is this?

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"" "Hitchcock" "Yeah" More "R" swipe It's the big pack of like 18, 24 That's like two months of shits in one pack, feather snow It depends if you're on your own If you're living a miserable life on your own That's months of shits

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"What the shit of the summer?" Where are these cunts now? Come out, you fuckin' blue lads. Where are you? I've got a gun, you cunts. I've a gun. I've a fuckin' gun. Where are you? Do you wanna play games? 28 shits later. Whoa-ho! Fallout 3.

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It's one of those 1940s singers of what's that boogie woogie I can't remember the name of the song Oh, I just seen someone walk past the the door there Scudder Island not the Andrew sisters the other Jeff maybe it was the Andrew sisters, but they sang a song called

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NCOSISTERS who sang that, was it? Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. From Company B. A simpler time. So I'm trying to use the gun to open that door there. That's not gonna work. Somebody needs to close that window.

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The place is a mess. Place is a fucking absolute tip. I think first person is the way forward. I actually am. I'm glad they've... Oh. Slight, slight situation there. Nothing worth replaying. This is where Kissinger got murked by the Ganado-looking buck.

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can't have a Spanish accent on him though we don't know where he's from Uncle Kissinger's house of extreme terror it wasn't this way monkey kiss kiss the Andrew shitters thank you very much kiss kiss bang bang

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at night time. It's gone dark. As bad as it all is, it's no Silent Hill 2 hotel. You know, that place really did... You could smell the carpets in that gaff. This looks fucked, but it looks doable, you know? Whereas Silent Hill, it's psychological.

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"Psychometric terror." You can't quantify that stuff, you know? It's... It's in the ether. It's a feeling. Back painting near Henry's body. Okay. Okay. I'm glad that we're calling him Henry as well. I know exactly who you mean. I didn't see a body though, lads.

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There was no body there. I'm gonna head back anyway, as you told me. Through here. Oh, that's the jacks. Ain't nobody at reception. Ain't nobody does it better now.

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let's move this out the way yeah gonna move this out the way lads to get to that bit when you're on about yeah you're taking the pissinger Shackipliers and Demas that's a nice little leather satchel open it up what's inside pop up your satchel flap and relinquish

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the journal. Open it up. It's a convoluted way of doing stuff. I mean, we just want to read the fucking thing. Don't be making us do all this, making us feel like we're achieving stuff, yeah? Just give us the memo. October 17th, 2018. Work has settled down and we're heading to a new town. The day, the day after tomorrow. I'm thankful my freelance work allows me to work anywhere. But I'm worried about Grey.

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It's difficult for her to make friends when we're constantly on the move. Feel the groove. Maybe we can spend a little more time in the next town. October 18, 2018. Finished some research and stopped in a cafe.

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I noticed a hooded man, I could have sworn he was watching me. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, October 19. I saw the hooded man again, he's definitely following me. We only just got here, but I think we should move on. I can't let anything happen to Grace. Thank you very much there, Jake G, for that tip.

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In a little disc inside the disc drive. 3.5 inch floppy. Oor. Oor. Did they have a literal fuckin' disc inside them?

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side on one of them maybe they did why are they using this though in 2018 thank you very much Jake for the tip it's a mini disc patch it's a mini disc here we go it's John Hamm from madman John Hamm leaves and gentlemen officer Hamm

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up the stairs! Rawr! That's a good crack, isn't it? A good crack, it's funny. Kissinger, go on. Yes. Into the neck. Nice maneuver.

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That's how you deal with it. Don't be waiting on the cops to come and save you. You deal with it yourself. You get the shard of glass. Hopefully she's not being infected now. Unless that's the rest of the game becomes a race against time maybe. Where I have to complete it before becoming infected. Sure he was the cops. That was the cops. Exactly.

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You wait all the fucking day for them to get there, they turn out to be a zombie. Do you know? Don't wait. Do. You know? Those who dare do. Is... Is anyone there? No point.

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. Music is nice. Music is nice. Some jazz in the background there. And dissonant. I wonder if he only kills people who don't wipe their arse properly in the hotel. We've yet to find out, but with that big bumper 24 pack of toilet paper,

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I find it hard to believe that people aren't wiping, you know? Looks like night vision. Looks like a Buffalo Bill situation night vision headset. Someone's owl fella. Fuck this. Yeah, it just ghosts.

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Oh god, you heard this? Have you heard this? The voice. Frank. Got the headset. No wonder is it blue tube.

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You're out, lad. We're hearing it's Mickey Rooney. Welcome, Grace. You are the chosen one, Grace. Classic disturbing voice of a big man with that voice.

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"It's like me and Gax!" I do that to Gax on and off stream. I tell him to "shhhhhh" subdue Gax "Rest now, Grace" I do this- I do that every night with Gax

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We have so much to do. I say that to him as well. But just in a jokey way, I don't follow through on doing stuff. I put him back in the cupboard then. In the press for the next day. Are you impressed? I am. That ends this session. I'll be back after 6 or 7pm for second session. I want to say thank you very much for joining me on this session.

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