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Moondust. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 : 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 for this playing in the play of the play is the real game. 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 - Woo! 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 : Back into it. 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I can't hear what he's saying there. 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 There for the tip. No. No, it's not. But I have something for you. The team has settled on a person of interest. Someone with ties to Umbrella. Look at the state of him. What a fucking... I saw there someone... I had a quick look back. 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 and I can't even see how it works. 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I won't have fun. I won't have my fun. No, no, no, I won't. I'll do what you want. Thank you very much for the tip there, Harold. Did you end up getting any further in the FMV game? I did not. I'm not going back to that. That's a nightmare, that game. Who is he? A former T-Virus researcher. Hey, I just got a report of a missing police officer. Look at that hand cannon. 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 is that I'm not really not really they fucked up to be honest nice car of the dodge dodge challenger is it puts it into reverse look send me the address dark Leon dark 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I won't pause it anymore Diablo GC Porsche Diablo Lamborghini Diablo Fucking speed of it. It's an electric. I won't pause it anymore Do you not understand? Thank you very much for the tip Chris 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 "You almost there?" 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 : Just about. Stuck in traffic. As if. You've got to be shitting me. No. It's just like normal. Another normal day in the city. Look at the E17 get up on Leon. What's the song? Stay another day. Don't take my baby away. Draped across your shoulder. 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 * singing * It's not even a par- It's like a cross between a parker and your man's got a snake skin kagool. Who's letting him out on the streets? Exactly. Is she okay? Exactamundo. She's fine. Stay the fuck away. 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Oh, he's gonna do the unthinkable. Dara Darmody, thank you very much, sir. Can you recap the first eight Resi games in one sentence for me? Thank you very much. 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 laptop, etc. 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 It's time to shine, baby. I've had enough of that now. Thank you very much there for your tip there. 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 "Chats ma" Thank you very much. One to the heart, another one to the shoulder, another real quick one to the fucking solar plexus. Leon is astounded. Boom. Oh, it's so casual for him. I haven't seen shots get popped off so casually since Javier Bardem has that fucking gas powered shotgun in No Country for Old Men. 20 00:09:30,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Yeah, actually, a line from a fucking Yeats poem. Sailing to Byzantium. You might have read it. You might have done it. Situation rep. It's time to fuck up Victor. Victor Kraus. 21 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:30,000 on it's just a little bit of a smoochy smoochy smoochy smoochy smoochy smoochy 22 00:10:30,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Oh, fuck that man. Get away. Can I just finish her off? Yeah. Finish her off with a knife then. Oh man. Still, still, she's still standing. Wow. 23 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:30,000 : "Fellow thought he was getting the shift." *ahem* "Fucking hard times." That was the guy that was gacked. He was running up and down the street earlier on, I was saying. He's on something, that guy. He must be. It's a sad day to be alive. Sad day to be alive. Fuck this, man. We dodged him. 24 00:11:30,000 --> 00:12:00,000 *Lad *Dark Leon, huh? What is all this Dark Leon business? Look at this! Well, I tell you, it's gone up to 8.7, maybe it's even... That's jumped right up. That's gone right up to like fucking 9. I won't pause it anymore. All the girls, all the ladies look like Rachel Macadam. 25 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:30,000 to perform a quick turn that's to do the UE fucking run so I best go towards the the source of the pain jaw-dropping absolutely tap X to sprint absolutely jaw-dropping graphics and jaw-dropping gameplay 26 00:12:30,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I can't believe my intro was ruined by a big blob of fucking spit coming out my mouth thank you very much there musk by elan apologies if anyone saw that hopefully you didn't it is what it is these cunts 27 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:30,000 for this stuff. 28 00:13:30,000 --> 00:14:00,000 : Steve was a FUN GUY! That was Steve! And watch your ass. Darren, thank you very much. Thank you very much, Darren. And I hope you were getting on well. And Steve was a quirky guy in Musk by Elon. Thank you very much. And he looks like Chats Ma. And Leon's got his gloves on. So look at this. I mean, at the moment, I think I'm hitting an invisible wall, an invisi-wall. 29 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:30,000 I think that's what's happened here so I need to just turn around and run back up the street there you clown thank you very much flame bag and I'm ill Joe reload reload regroup recalibrate re-engage 30 00:14:30,000 --> 00:15:00,000 "Reinsure." 31 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:30,000 : Reengage. Now another invisi wall. Invisi shield. Any information there guys? Recharge your soul. I've come to a dead end here. Continues over at the Tim Reedy section. 32 00:15:30,000 --> 00:16:00,000 : "Ready, reload, re-engage." Thank you very much there. Stop playing in traffic. Left, any ideas? That's why you always gotta keep your eyes open in Visipol. Watch your ass. I'm just gonna go back to down here. 33 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:30,000 "recovery item" Restart in the checkpoint Previous save? I didn't save it. Hopefully it'll save at the beginning of the chapter we just did there. Mmm fuck. Imagine it goes right back to the hotel. You know what? 34 00:16:30,000 --> 00:17:00,000 and sending me a little fucked up so look I go down here end of getting stuck we invigorate recharge and that's the first fucking herb of the session of the flavor of the year green herb ready to lock ready to load 35 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:30,000 The Requiem. 36 00:17:30,000 --> 00:18:00,000 . Leon is getting old now. Victor purchased a building after Umbrella went under. The Roadkill Chronic Care Center. Chronic. Chronic care. 37 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:30,000 "I'm out of time I'm deja vu" And in the fork, thank you very much 38 00:18:30,000 --> 00:19:00,000 . Nice little drip job. Not a great job. Tethered is never a good sign. I thought she was in an ambulance. Turns out she's not. She's in a dodgy fella's van. Which is not good. Two rounds, Sean. Thank you very much. Reload. Reengage. 39 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:30,000 for the value continues over the Mazman section thank you very much there Mazman for the tip by the grace of God we won't be pausing it Gavin Brown thank you very very much up the town for your Donald Rumsfeldian tip I hope you're having a great Rumsfeld 40 00:19:30,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Rumsfeldes out about this because it looks like it's about to get a little bit patchy and you're getting blotchy. What is that? That was a broken blood bottle that was pumping blood into her or taking blood out of her. She's got special blood. 41 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:30,000 . And the man wants her blood. Rockety, rockety, rockety, bye-bye. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Sorry, I was trying. 42 00:20:30,000 --> 00:21:00,000 - What is he doing? He's giving her some drugs maybe and made her dazed. That's what we're doing, we're mixing up the games here. We're mixing up the games, we're going Leon third person, we're going back into first person. We're going from four to seven, we're jumping back to seven, going a little bit eight on it. 43 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:30,000 . 44 00:21:30,000 --> 00:22:00,000 at 2211. And then at 2211. Condition stable. Ready for further examination. Thank you very much there, RE5 is great. Thank you very much. It looked rubbish though. What are you on about? The co-op stuff as well, like. No need for it. Maybe it's worth the reappraisal. I don't think I'll be doing it anytime soon. Not when you've tasted the delights. 45 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:30,000 with the first person playthrough of this looks like this looks fantastic I was rubbishing a first person playthrough there earlier on and already I'm enthralled with how this looks looks like measures vital signs Dexafil equals Ritalin I thought it was a hair loss thing 46 00:22:30,000 --> 00:23:00,000 And then what about this? The dying embers of a smoky flame. And the clock. Your rhetoric will smother you, Evan Cashman. Thank you very much for the cash, man. 47 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:30,000 What a great man streaming. Oh, you'll go to heaven. All right. You'll make sure of it. It's only eight minutes past 11. And we don't know whether that's morning 11 or night 11. Thank God it's not 9.11. 48 00:23:30,000 --> 00:24:00,000 : That would just be too much. If they've done that and the resident evil think: "Oh, I don't like this." Oh, fuck up. Who are you? Who are you? It's going a little bit fucking dodgy here. It's a nice building, though. It's a nice building. Well, look, it's an old building, but they've still probably got all modern facilities in it. 49 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I can hear someone fucking milling around. Oh, that's me. That's me. It's not me. So that's not great. Yeah, someone milling around, it's not me. Do I have the gun? I have no gun. Save room at the end of the hall, no worries. Do I have to save it with ink ribbons? 50 00:24:30,000 --> 00:25:00,000 is I haven't used one yet and then it restarted me back to the beginning of the checkpoint before I hadn't saved it you saw what I selected I selected classic mode in the fucking beginning you know great hand mechanics actually poor hand mechanics look the way the fingers are going through the glass so that's back down to an 8.3 on vibe right on Fran ranks 51 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:30,000 It's .day. Registered in Germany. And look at that. That's a horse. I thought it was a human ensconced inside a wall. Thank God it's just a horse. Well, there's no chance of that horse coming out of us, that's for sure. And that's not a ghost, that's a shirt on a hook. 52 00:25:30,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Gorge Hook right there. I thought it was a ghost. So I put the switch on there and nothing happened. It's broken. Let's get out of here. I don't want to be in here anymore. Fucking sick of this place now. So I'm getting the same vibes as I was the last time. 53 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:30,000 part of the PT. In Resi 5, Chris Redfield uppercuts a boulder into a volcano, and that's exactly it. Shinjirki, I think that what they made of Chris Redfield in that game, they made him into like a big, chunky monster buck. It's like, give it a rest. Do you know? Yeah, he was a muscly buck, but he doesn't have to be a fucking wrestler. 54 00:26:30,000 --> 00:27:00,000 *Bleeping* 55 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:30,000 at Leopardstown, look, on the back of the horse, winning a race dressed like that, and all the jockeys are tiny, and they wear like all the gear, but he wins. Because of the devil. Barney's lad. You stay there now. You stay there. 56 00:27:30,000 --> 00:28:00,000 . Open. Let the fuse. Jason McPhee, thank you very much there. Francis Ranks. Shabba! 57 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:30,000 "Chairabhuri" - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chabhuri - Chab 58 00:28:30,000 --> 00:29:00,000 #We've got that sweet sweet sweet little cherub key don't know where the keyhole is can you tell me? #JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 59 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I wonder they're gonna be as many scares as Silent Hill 2 because we haven't had many of them yet. We're shortchanged on it. Although this is an interesting piece. This was not swinging there before. Anyway, we can take this cunt out the game before he starts. Just don't want him to start on me when I'm halfway down the hallway here. 60 00:29:30,000 --> 00:30:00,000 one check the cherub key let's have a little look and check out that cherub key see what's written on it examine yeah it's just a cherub just a cherub uh stevie mcphail thank you very much the timpsons in raccoon city must be elite having to cut all these bespoke keys you can only imagine the artisanal 61 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:30,000 that the Timpsons is actually the Timpsons is that's just a chain Raccoon City would have its own artisanal keymen keymen keymen locksmiths lock cutters key cutters they'd have their own artisanal boys 62 00:30:30,000 --> 00:31:00,000 : I like this setup where I'm hiding behind the controller. It gives me a little bit of extra... I don't know what you call it. I know that I'm just... I'm safe here, you know? Behind this, no one can fucking get me. Protection! Take the force of the blow! 63 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:30,000 *s to the Georges * Protection * No fucking lights working in the gaff. Where are you gonna get a fuse at this hour, this time of day, in this place? Maybe the cherub key will open up a door down here. Maybe the cherub key would open up the Babatunde back where I was. That little... There's like a little... 64 00:31:30,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Jail door, whatever you call it. Fucking bars. There was no keyhole in it. The door with the cherub on it. I didn't see one. Thank you very much there, Babatunde. In your humble opinion, do you think Chelsea still needs some beasts? I don't even know what I was on about. They've got fucking beasts galore. Have they not? Fucking Rekha beasts. 65 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:30,000 I think he just got stuck for stuff to say that week, you know, and Chelsea needs some bees had a great ring to it I'm just gonna move into here without even looking I can't look because I don't know if no light and then light switch doesn't work. I'll just keep going in and get back and I'm real Jill. Thank you very much 66 00:32:30,000 --> 00:33:00,000 . Six of the best. Six of the May West. Imagine doing that with a real gun. And there we go. This is the fucking door with the cherubs on it. And accidentally mistiming the case with the blast and then shooting your face off. It would be a real William S. Burroughs, William Tell tragedy situation but with your own face and not the poor head of 67 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:30,000 ...fuckin' ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 68 00:33:30,000 --> 00:34:00,000 That is the ink ribbons that we've seen today in this situation. Come on! When playing on a standard classic difficulty or above, auto saves during Grace's story will be limited. Ink ribbons are scarce. Make sure to use them wisely. I like this. 69 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:30,000 and the controller as well as giving me a little bit of feedback. Empty bottle. Power and radius. Specs. Why would I need specs for a fucking bottle? Empty glass bottle with a faint medicinal smell. It'll smash and draw the attention of those nearby when thrown. Okay. 70 00:34:30,000 --> 00:35:00,000 It's worth the save I've got a feeling that it's not worth saving because they're just gonna give you checkpoints anyway, you know Correct me if I'm wrong, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think it's worth and we get a fuse from this we put that fuse inside the outside fuse box exterior fuse box 71 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:30,000 I need a tool. So would you, do you reckon I'll save it lads or? You're saying not now, Madge. Red Madge. Fuck off, you're joking. Where's that coming from? Someone's got chains on them. Can we hide in here? Glass bottle? 72 00:35:30,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I should have saved it. Should I save it? I'm gonna save it. Getting a bit scared. I've only got one. Fuck it. We don't want to get Henry Kissinger'd this soon into it. All I do know is that I've got this glass bottle and I'm ready to distract people with it. Should have played on Modern. 73 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:30,000 It. Stick with classic. 74 00:36:30,000 --> 00:37:00,000 : I don't have a tool to get this open with. Wardrobe you miss one. This one is it? I thought I was in the fucking wardrobe there a minute ago. This one here. This one here. I got the glass bottle. Nothing there. Use the lighter. Use the lighter. 75 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:30,000 is not in here. Okay. It's a screwdriver you're after, but the screwdriver is not in here. Just that I've been given information there. We need to, we need to all be on the same page here. There's no point waking up from your little snooze and then saying you need to go back here and I've already got the fucking thing. We need to keep it. The show on the road, guys. The show needs to stay on the road here. 76 00:37:30,000 --> 00:38:00,000 ... ...infosec... ...intel... ...osint... ...open-source intelligence community. We need a screwdriver. It's a screwdriver we're after. We used the cherub key inside the cherub room and there was no screwdriver. That's the fucking problem we're facing. Tell you what, we've got a lighter though. Let's go back to those dark, dimly lit areas. 77 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:30,000 to town. Stick up the map and go to the nurses' quarters. Okay, room 203, room 203. Let's have a look in here. Let's have a look inside this one here. This is the one that was giving us a bit of bother. I bet you we'll get a screwdriver in here, no problem. No problemo. 78 00:38:30,000 --> 00:39:00,000 "Shadow ghost, Harriet Jones, yeah? Art by Matilda Harris. Paul Meskel, thank you very much. What's going on? I'm turning the page, nothing's happening. Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the dark? Okay. 79 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:30,000 "have you seen the shadow ghost staying from the light?" Narrated by Gary. 80 00:39:30,000 --> 00:40:00,000 "we have one here. Please. Should get by a lampshade." 81 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:30,000 : It's just a fucking lampshade. Fuck you. I'll get that one. Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em. Thanks very much there, Tom. Note to the cardboard, note on the cardboard box to the staff. I've moved some items out of the closet. The screwdriver is now in the toolbox in the nurse's statian. The sewing kit is text blurred and illegible. 82 00:40:30,000 --> 00:41:00,000 to get the toolbox in the nurses station somewhere around nearby and I'm enjoying this lighter here what was that there just look at the lighting there the way they've done that you think it's a human you think it's a body it's not just a hanging cloak on a cloak hanger and then we have a child's drawing which we don't know what the meaning of that is 83 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:30,000 They're setting us up for some very scary situation there. That's Ted. Put it on. You're telling me the nurse is quarters. That's what you're telling me. How about this thing here? Fuse box locked. Okay, great. Great, great, great, great, great, great. We turn left. 84 00:41:30,000 --> 00:42:00,000 To the other end of the map where you haven't been. I think I'm okay up here. Just need to get into these rooms here. Maybe go right with the lighter and see. I don't think that was over. I don't think that was falling over there. 85 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:30,000 "Registered nurse knowledge." 86 00:42:30,000 --> 00:43:00,000 That was an easy one right there. Didn't scare me. And that's Mr. Cohagen. Head doctor. 87 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:30,000 He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Oh. Who's this? Not great. It's not nothing great, to be honest with you now. It's purring like a cat. It's got an old... It's got an old hair. 88 00:43:30,000 --> 00:44:00,000 ~ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ 89 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:30,000 It does like it doesn't mind that it doesn't mind it That's the head gun Wow That's not great is this the girl detests light don't like these little fucking hints and tips they're for casuals if You hear her come and get to a bright room. I knew what I was doing Let's read another tip use L and all to perform a quick turn 90 00:44:30,000 --> 00:45:00,000 "give me a break" - if we wouldn't know that - green denotes fine, red denotes danger - if you haven't been spotted by the girl you can distract by throwing an empty bottle - I tried that, didn't work - exploration and information will be the key to your survival - check the map reg - did you call circle not? I did not 91 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:30,000 : I did not. Uh, camera wobble intensity can be adjusted via options. Who is into this sort of stuff? Not me. Tutorials can be viewed again via the fucking pause button. Pfft. Back to the girl detest light. It won't be long before they're telling me to drop down to casual mode. 92 00:45:30,000 --> 00:46:00,000 I'm just thinking how would you deal with her? How would you deal with it? We read that. Do you have to read that book to trigger something? Probably not. I'm just gonna not bother. Already read it. We have a look here. We don't have to look at that to trigger anything. No, no, no. What about here? Didn't look in this last time I did. 93 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:30,000 The Pace being in classic mode as opposed to modern mode because I'm more of a pacey kind of guy 94 00:46:30,000 --> 00:47:00,000 You've seen it, you've seen the ferociousness of the piece since it started earlier on. It's relentless. Okay, I'm just thinking what the fuck do I do now? If she comes anywhere near me I just lob a bottle and then... Is there something else to be gone inside here though? 95 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:30,000 : Skip to hold. Fuckin run. Maybe down here to the light down here. Close the door. Just turn the lights on. Fuck off. Fuckin state of earth. Ah, good stuff. 96 00:47:30,000 --> 00:48:00,000 You got stuck. Through the roof. She's upstairs anyways. At least we know where she is. She's contained. She's cha- she's Alice in Chains up there. Up in the attic going through her old PlayStation 1 games. Reminiscing about the olden days. 97 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:30,000 *SPLAY* Med Injector, love it. Yeah. That's just a fucking blood-soathed corpse, not the new standard stuff at this stage of the game. Like, you know, we're not gonna get shitted up about it. We're not gonna piss our fucking pants about it, like. Nice printer. Nice arm. 98 00:48:30,000 --> 00:49:00,000 The cart is blocking it. Can we move the cart? Then antique coin. I love it. Like the head of Medusa or something on it. It's an old blindfolded fucking princess or something. An old coin can be exchanged at the shop for value. Great value to be had. 99 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:30,000 ... Look at this lad. He's gonna... He's gonna wake up. Oh, now we can hear herself. Another ink ribbon. Lovely stuff. Ink gibbon. We're gonna be doing the funky gibbon in a minute when she catches up with us. I just... I just need to know... Where the fuck do I go? Like, if she gets around here, there's no light and she's gonna get me. So, do I run back to the original room there that I managed to... 100 00:49:30,000 --> 00:50:00,000 The map. Well look. There's the door that's locked. We're not gonna be able to get past that unless we've got some strength. The coin that we have? That's no use to me. Move the cart. But with what? With... I don't have the strength. I don't have the strength. What do you do? Don't make the fucking noise. 101 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Oh god look at that used to be a shit series of films I never seen them they looked rubbish in the video shop Called the wish master and the tagline was don't make a move don't make a sound but above all else Don't make a wish it looked rubbish. Did anybody ever see it? 102 00:50:30,000 --> 00:51:00,000 "I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus" Thank you very much there, What's in the Attic Part 3 Great films you're saying? I fucking... they looked terrible man. They look like a little troll or something. Look at this big lummox. How do we get away from her? Fast. 103 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:30,000 of this is to get away from her fast let's just put that into us and then we'll get past we go pastor good stuff pastor Phillips that's a joke that I know it's a dead end 104 00:51:30,000 --> 00:52:00,000 She's a nutter. And just yet again, a look into the mines. 105 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:30,000 of some of the absolute tortured souls that were involved in the creation of this game if you can call it a game it's just a playable nightmare so far you've got this fuckin nutter chasing you around the gaff bad bad mirror mirror mechanics there unless that's I'm not even real 106 00:52:30,000 --> 00:53:00,000 and that's the lion bit was just very short and sweet wasn't it? It wasn't... It wasn't enough. It gave you a taste of it, but it didn't give you enough of it to satiate the desire. 107 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:30,000 . Now, I'm thinking. Do we go... Have a look at the map. That little glass bottle here. Do we go back into that room there where I was talking about Wishmaster and try and go through that door? There. I mean, what would that do? Considering I'm right here, that's only going to open the door back out to this hallway. It's not a big deal, like... 108 00:53:30,000 --> 00:54:00,000 . Okay. We just need to find... Didn't they say there was a screwdriver in the nurse's station? In the toolbox. Did we pick that up? Map. Items. No screwdriver as of yet. Let's have a little look for another screwdriver. I say another like I have one. I don't. In here, look. Towels. 109 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:30,000 ... 110 00:54:30,000 --> 00:55:00,000 . We need something to step on just it's so easy just to climb on there and reach across. That's what we can do is move this. You have to approach it from one side. They wouldn't let you move from the other side. Hopefully dickhead isn't gonna come back to us. So you make noise and then that wakes her up. Now can we climb up? Good stuff. 111 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:30,000 I can't fucking see. Alright, we'll just go back down here and be fine. Tip off, thank you very much. 112 00:55:30,000 --> 00:56:00,000 I wonder she gonna come back down for a goosey gander like the action on the lighter though I Would save it if I found a typewriter, but the only one is down the hallway, and then if we go down there she's gonna fucking come out and 113 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:30,000 to start playing silly buggers again I just want a massive shotgun they won't give you that this stage of the game they want to fucking tease you and starve you they want to make you feel unsafe I understand their reasoning I just can't wait to get my hands on a bit of firepower you know screwdriver down into that room 114 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:36,300 - 115 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:36,300 NOOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! 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A massive fucking nightmare woman falls through the door or the ceiling. You can't get past that. I don't care how nimble or quick-footed or light-footed you are. You can't get there. I'm not going to speak into the controller random. New Resi Good. It's okay, Pat. We're looking 120 00:58:36,300 --> 00:59:06,300 I'm looking at a decent game here so far. It's got elements of that PT there the other night. It's got those elements in it alright, but it doesn't, it's still, it's, it's got wheels on it like, it's got a bit of life in it. It's a 7.6 on the Richter scale so far. I'm thinking it could actually end up getting up to an 8.5 by the end of the playthrough session. Throw the bottle. Okay, we'll try the bottle. We'll try this bottle. 121 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:36,300 BABYBEY. BABY wants its bottle. Now, you throw the bottle down here and then this fucking idiot will go running for the bottle. Is that what happens? I think that's what happens. Drew. Thank you very much. Drew Harris. Drew Hill. 122 00:59:36,300 --> 01:00:06,300 "Big Will. Big Will. Big Willy style. Back in the days. Back in the days. So wait a sec, what if I turn the light off? See her there? She doesn't understand what I'm doing. We can just maybe sneak and creep, is it? What would you do with the bottle? Would you throw it at her? 123 01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:36,300 The sum of all fears. The bum of all tears. Ulterior motives? Possibly. We don't know what she wants yet. She's got a massive claw. The grip of a gorilla. The claw of a fucking death claw from Fallout. And a real fucked up head. With a balloon eye. Maybe a touch of Miximit. 124 01:00:36,300 --> 01:01:06,300 What I'm gonna use is this bottle here and it's gonna distract Oh Lummox like this And then when she goes to investigate I do I do the dash Watch this Day Damon - Damon - hip-hop mogul from back in the day 125 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:36,300 I saw on his fucking cribs he had every and water coming out of the tap out of his shower def cut no Damon - into here what was he at anyway Damon - I don't remember him doing anything remarkable fuck how long is the entire playthrough don't know Duffy have never played the game before the first playthrough but I mean you're 126 01:01:36,300 --> 01:02:06,300 on the face 127 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:36,300 . Why didn't I save it? We got the fuse anyway. This is classic Resident Evil, guys. We're getting... We're just going through the mainframe there that Damon Dash... There's Damon Dash there, look. Damon Dash is in jail, somebody says. And also, he is being reincarnated as Dale Winton. 128 01:02:36,300 --> 01:03:06,300 . Says Quib. And he's now come back in this game here. Metal Gear Solid 9. For the PlayStation 5. Let's have a look at it. Let's see how it rocks. Wow. Look at the graphics. She chose poorly when choosing those cups in Indiana Jones. 129 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:36,300 for this. Bad day. Oof. Against one of those radiators. That'll be sore against the spine. I won't pause it anymore. I think Kevin Spacey was the lead coordinator on the script for this one. So that's why it seems a little bit... a little bit fucking scarier than usual. Uncle Spacey's after you. 130 01:03:36,300 --> 01:04:06,300 What's in the situation. 131 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:36,300 on Rhodes Hill where's raccoon city bring us back to fucking raccoon you balloon Spaceman I always wanted you to go into Spaceman intergalactic Christ We go back to this now very much 132 01:04:36,300 --> 01:05:06,300 "" 133 01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:36,300 I'm looking for a piece of the pie. I'm looking for a big fat adventure. 134 01:05:36,300 --> 01:06:06,300 for a piece of the pie. Thank you very much there the whales of Yoko Ono and none other than chocolate starfish as well. The old complainers can go in shite Pat. This is top tier. Glad to see you work in the room Francis. Thank you very much there for describing what I'm doing as working the room. I feel like I am working the room. Every move I make. 135 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:36,300 the care center. Imagine letting this fellow in to investigate the carousel. Look at him. It's dark Leon, isn't it? He used to be an heir of safety and not an angelic heir by any stretch of the imagination, but he had a little bit of color about him. You know, his jacket used to be nice and brown. And now he's dark Leon. He's got to grind to axe. He's going to smash someone's head. 136 01:06:36,300 --> 01:07:06,300 and look, don't know about G, but I'm here for it. This is off the record. This is Leon after dark. Have you your Ishka provided by my forklift? I have no Ishka with me. And getting back to the forklift there that I was 137 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:36,300 I spend my time reminiscing about the time I used to drive a forklift and I actually said that the pallets of minerals were the heaviest that I tell a lie it was actually the Bordnemona briquets you wouldn't get Garrels of Bass on pallets they came via a gas man they were heavy enough but they weren't on a fucking pallet I tell you the ones 138 01:07:36,300 --> 01:08:06,300 40kg ones, they are the worst. They're the backbreakers, I call them. They're the backbreakers. Spooky. Oh god, Airbnb. 139 01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:36,300 . Leon looked dark Leon. Nasty Leon. Bit of fucking retribution Leon. Oh look at the fucking cut of this chap. Chappaquiddick. Chappachoochoo. He's gonna be uh... He's gonna be laying down the foundations of a solid, solid scary beating later on. And that's a nice watch. 140 01:08:36,300 --> 01:09:06,300 : Fucking hair is insane. Why can't my hair look that way? Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately. What's going on? I don't know what's happening. Some kind of mass hysteria. The hospital is on lockdown. Don't worry, I'll start it. God. Oh, God. Who gave the cunt the chainsaw in the first place? 141 01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:36,300 . There was a serious fucking lack of protocol going on there to allow that. Yeah. Questions are going to have to be asked. We'll talk to you later. We'll see you later, Leon. Thank you very much there, trickettes of birth. Or birth, thank you very much. Probably birth is great, but I mean, you couldn't sell those. It was just Borne Mona briquettes. I like them as well. There's less fucking mess with them. 142 01:09:36,300 --> 01:10:06,300 . 143 01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:36,300 Thank you very much there to Tim. Unbelievable tip Reedy. I hope you're doing well. And I'm not being greedy. 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Noah, thank you very much. He's pissed. He's pissed. Must have been on the bottle. And the blood spewing 146 01:11:36,300 --> 01:12:06,300 out of his fuckin' jugular again there. Maybe it's from his, uh, his stomach. I'm not sure. They want some more, huh? They want some more of this chainsaw. How are you gettin' on? Nineteen! Variant of Concern! Omicron! Yes! Love it. Spend. That's spent. What about this? We get our fuckin' hand piece out. 147 01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:36,300 That was the same- 148 01:12:36,300 --> 01:13:06,300 It's the opposite. 149 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:36,300 of midfield. 150 01:13:36,300 --> 01:14:06,300 on the chainsaw university hospital I hope I'm not decreasing the power of the chainsaw by using it in such a fashion but it's letting me do that like you know smash the boxes open with the chainsaw think these guys the patients that were on the beds wake up no 151 01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:36,300 Don't forget to oil the blade. University chainsaw hospital Galway. Lovely stuff. Look at that. Friction causes heat. 152 01:14:36,300 --> 01:15:06,300 Yeah, finish it off with the boot. And that's the chainsaw spent. Get out the room done. Dark Leon. Herb's behind you. Okay. I don't have a little torch. I do. 153 01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:36,300 The Parquet Floors, I'm glad that somebody noticed that as well. Big, big man for the Parquet Floors myself. I said it the last day. It's great to know that we have a few Parquet Heads out there as well. 154 01:15:36,300 --> 01:16:06,300 . Where is this herb? You tell me there's a herb back there and I look there's nothing here. Was that door locked or just barred? It was barred and I chainsawed it open. So it's not parquet. Someone's saying it's herringbone. No. Elevated place? How about through this? 155 01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:36,300 : Thank you, Francis, for allowing chat replay whilst live. I'm just finishing the stream from yesterday and wherever it was and would love to move straying onto this one. I don't know what you mean, live chat replay whilst live. It can't replay a fucking chat whilst live, because it's live. Elevated. Straight ahead. 156 01:16:36,300 --> 01:17:06,300 It's a lot of us are not too bad. So we got that mixed. Is that what you're on about? I thought you meant the actual plant itself. But that will do, like. Is this pre-recorded? It is. I recorded it last Saturday week. Well, no, because the game didn't come out until... Yeah, I recorded it on Saturday. This is for... tonight now, and then the one that's going to be 157 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:36,300 I recorded yesterday Bodega Jones is just my alts and then I watch this as it goes out live and comment on the video as my alter account known as Bodega Jones so that we have legitimate looking banter back and forth how's your pouched rounds thank you very much pouched 158 01:17:36,300 --> 01:18:06,300 To the guilds. Hunt us, seek us, find us, break us. Give me a knife. We have a knife to smash these guys. Is there a way you can just bust him with your elbow? Or do you have to waste valuable bullets on him? L1 plus R2. L1. Oh, yeah. He does a fucking little pirouette. That's Winter Olympics. 159 01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:36,300 shit right there. Ska! Strictly come dancin'. Just another sweet little addition to the game from none other than those crazy little guys at Capcom. 160 01:18:36,300 --> 01:19:06,300 This is coming out the speaker! Coming out the speaker! I'm okay! Thank you very much, Simon. Unbelievable stuff, Simon. Thank you very much for that. We jacked the line. 161 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:36,300 I'm just like I'm just talking about the magic, but this is the magic. What was that from? SSD, I remember hearing that. We've managed to jack into the line. I'm jacking in now. Such chat. Real hacker chats. We could do with a typewriter, to be honest. I mean, this is not good for me. How about you, man? It's not great for me. We're getting up to the level where the fucking nightmare woman is. 162 01:19:36,300 --> 01:20:06,300 for this. 163 01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:36,300 ing to the first person, then you're using ink ribbons and then it's all normal safely and now it's this It feels like they really couldn't decide what they wanted to do here, but it's still tickling long tickling long tickling long And a great face again 164 01:20:36,300 --> 01:21:06,300 I have to get back in the back of the hill. 165 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:36,300 The State of Social Officers. Drug Squad official. Drug Squad awfully. DSO, what's that? Thank you very much there, Conrad. Are the chaos gloves on the R.E.S.R. If you haven't been experiencing max chaos. 166 01:21:36,300 --> 01:22:06,300 I want to see Japanese names flying across the screen to terrible music before the days out. Maybe a bit premature with the Chaos Gloves, to be honest. Maybe these should just wait until the end of the playthrough. Department of Spooky Operatives. Division of Security Operations. Dark Soul Operator. 167 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:36,300 He doesn't believe him. He doesn't believe him. Darkdeepdrone.wav. Buffalo Bill now, Silence of the Hams. 168 01:22:36,300 --> 01:23:06,300 in the R-N-Soul operator, right? 169 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:36,300 is a lot of us. 170 01:23:36,300 --> 01:24:06,300 You know. Here he is. Old Mickey shits himself. Dr. Gideon. Oh, he needs his fucking... His mouth, his lips are creeping me out. They need to be smashed. He needs to be smashed in the gob there with a bat or something. What's Leon doing giving him the time of day even? Just go at him. Go at him right now. Do you know? 171 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:36,300 It just always boggles my mind the way they let these cunts have the run of the place. 172 01:24:36,300 --> 01:25:06,300 It's going down to 7.5 with this guy. I'm sorry. They're laying it on thick. They're laying it on thick with this guy. 173 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:36,300 : Now, October 8th, the day after October 7th. That's another day we all know about. Some fucking rail rack on it, look. You can modify that to the maximum. I wonder will they let us do it. Is there going to be a merchant, a merchant in this game? 174 01:25:36,300 --> 01:26:06,300 It's called "Welcome!" "I gotta hand it to you. You did great out there. Thank you very much for the tip." To defeat him, you have to hold him down and apply some Carmex. I think it would need a lot more. You'd need a lot of different creams and ailments from the chemist. And even then, have you really got what it takes to hold him down and apply it? 175 01:26:06,300 --> 01:26:36,300 The safest medicine is the parabellum. A seven lock of parabellum to the choo-choo chug. That should soften his cough. Or how about we play him a little tune on the glockenspiel. 176 01:26:36,300 --> 01:27:06,300 . Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. The size of this hand cannon. Did you ever dare to dream it? A list of patients. Like the list of guests at the Red Cow Moran Roundabout. It's got cheats for GTA 3 on the back. And we can't see it. It's just a list. 177 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:36,300 "Look at the door, you're saying. What, this door? Or this one? Or this one down here? Too many doors. We've got a little West Wing. Little Map of Teachy look. A courtyard. Hopefully there's no key there. Rhodes Hill Chronic Care Centre Floor Guide West Wing Admin East Wing Hospital Wards. 178 01:27:36,300 --> 01:28:06,300 There's no save room theme, which is a real bummer. We've only got one of these. Fuck it. We'll just, we'll wait until we really need to do it because it's no big deal having to start back. Victor Gideon. The Care Centre pamphlet. Director, Victor Gideon. Transforming lives through 179 01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:36,300 . So they're not going to give us the music. They don't want to give us the music. Too moody, too dark. They're probably like, 180 01:28:36,300 --> 01:29:06,300 "I'm not gonna talk about my back" I'm gonna have serious words 181 01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:36,300 those lads over in Tokyo after the playthrough, Pat. Serious words. I'm thinking of heading over to Tokyo and hammering on the fucking doors of Capcom. The same way I did when I went to Hideo Kojima's tower block in Shinagawa. I got as far as the lobby. They wouldn't let me any further and they'd be fucking right not to because I was going to kick up a stink. 182 01:29:36,300 --> 01:30:06,300 Its a fucking whiteboard scrawl there. That looks like a real comfy setup. Doesn't look like it stinks. It's just like kind of mold. 183 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:36,300 is it's like moleskin. Nice couches. I'd like a pair of slippers. Like that couch. Velvet maybe, yeah. Now we've got the green herb going. Maybe it's suede. Maybe it's suede. It's definitely owned by someone who smokes fags in their gaff. 184 01:30:36,300 --> 01:31:06,300 But it actually, I'm okay with it. And it gives it a little bit of character. An empty ink ribbon tin. So you can craft the ink ribbons. What would you use? Folders marked with recent dates. 185 01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:36,300 and no chest box music. Let's put the craftage into there. I'm gonna stick the antique coin into here. Two ink ribbons. Put them there. I don't have any ammo for this. 186 01:31:36,300 --> 01:32:06,300 . Triangle and L1 to see crafting. I get you. I get you. There's going to be a parlor. A ray parlor sitting 187 01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:36,300 is a situation where we can put anti-coins into a slot box and then relinquish different bits and pieces I imagine. I wonder should I save it? Fuck it, we'll go for it, we'll go for it. 188 01:32:36,300 --> 01:33:06,300 Oh God! Danger zone. Is it her? Is she looking at herself from the past? 189 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:36,300 She can't see, she's blind. I'm sorry if I surprised you. Get them around. 190 01:33:36,300 --> 01:34:06,300 "Milk eyes." "Favor beans." "I want to save him." 191 01:34:06,300 --> 01:34:36,300 He's not well. 192 01:34:36,300 --> 01:35:06,300 . 193 01:35:06,300 --> 01:35:36,300 center and the ID of 0893057. Look at the bloom, the bloom effect. That's going to lead to some savage clutch kills and crit hits. Crit hit right there. We need to lead the blind 194 01:35:36,300 --> 01:36:06,300 I'm saying. 195 01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:36,300 We'll pop off a fucking save in the typewriter here. Before we make a move. Make the birth for it. Take you out there. Good lad, that's it. Put your fucking save into the lockbox there. That's it. Chronic center. Ticket down, ticket down. Warner N, ticket down. 196 01:36:36,300 --> 01:37:06,300 for now, yeah? I don't trust ya, even though I do trust ya. I mean, why would I want to do that? Like, I could fucking end up in a situation. It's got one in the chamber anyway. I know you're good with the information there, Ian. But I just feel safe knowing I've that in 197 01:37:06,300 --> 01:37:36,300 You know You could end up in the high court giving out information like that That's not gonna happen It's these two doors up here that we need to use the key on swipe card 198 01:37:36,300 --> 01:38:06,300 from the other side. So you're telling me to leave the gun and then if I came down here without a gun something jumps out at me. 199 01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:36,300 I do then. Put the torch on. You can't get in there without some sort of puzzle piece. If that girl appears again, I just shine the torch in her eyes. Even though she's dead, I just get the feeling she's not dead, she's gonna come back. Or some other form of fucking nightmarish action is gonna come my way. 200 01:38:36,300 --> 01:39:06,300 I have no keycard now. Food looks good. Food looks nice. Bread and soup. It's fresh stuff. I'm not. 201 01:39:06,300 --> 01:39:36,300 He's a big or is he gonna come back and get me here 202 01:39:36,300 --> 01:40:06,300 You're saying sneak You're saying sneak You're saying sneak Like, uh Crouch as well, is it? He walks around the kitchen in a pattern 203 01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:36,300 . Can he see me? 204 01:40:36,300 --> 01:41:06,300 We don't have a key there. What's his business? Is he on the clock? Is he on the clock? Can he see me? 205 01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:36,300 : I don't understand why they would want me to fucking push or pull this. Why would I do this? Why would I go down like this? Would I pull it back? 206 01:41:36,300 --> 01:42:06,300 He won't leave the kitchen, that's fine. Thank you very much, Floodmeister General. 207 01:42:06,300 --> 01:42:36,300 on the arm is the size of the arm on the arm. Does he have a knife or an arm on the right or is he just holding that? 208 01:42:36,300 --> 01:43:06,300 It's not that it matters. No, he's just holding it. He's like that fuckin' hard man. What's his name? Lenny. He looks... that Lenny fellow looks like a bulldog. Now we're trapping him. Fuckin' run! 209 01:43:06,300 --> 01:43:36,300 or McLean, or McLean, or however you want to say that. Thank you very much, Duff. Please be careful. We are reaching a very critical few moments here. Situation is very fluid. Very gender fluid. A lot of fluids. 210 01:43:36,300 --> 01:44:06,300 So now, look at this. That's given us ample time and space and room to maneuver. Room maneuver. And there we go. Roomer. Go through the door. Good man. Who's this? Have we got a new friend? How do we do this? I don't want to spaff my magnum bullets. Oh, God. It's just one thing after another. 211 01:44:06,300 --> 01:44:36,300 It's a little shiv there. Chiv, chiv, chiv, chiv, chiv, chiv, chiv. And then... What about this? Can we use that to pick a lock? No? We can. We can use it to fight enemies. Turn your light off, you're saying. Okay. And then... But our fucking shiv... How do we arm ourselves with shiv? 212 01:44:36,300 --> 01:45:06,300 It's just an L1. Okay. You're saying turn the torch off though, but I mean I can't see where I'm going. I'm just gonna stay here. If I had full agency, I'd just sit on the couch and have a nap. Put the covers over, take those curtains down and drape them over myself. Just stand behind the curtains and tie them and just stand there until help came. None of this sort of fucking shibbing. 213 01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:36,300 I wonder can you sneak up and do a stealth kill 214 01:45:36,300 --> 01:46:06,300 It's like this. I tried to do a stealth kill and nothing happened. Aw, we're a waste. That was a mistake. Good shot though, but it was a mistake. Tried to shiv and shiv. 215 01:46:06,300 --> 01:46:36,300 . A great toilet. Do we flush each one? Or... Maybe you have to find one that has a dump in it. And then flush it. And then something... You get a key. 216 01:46:36,300 --> 01:47:06,300 That's a stall down the end here. No, you can't. That was a big stall. Jack's Simulator 2026. Beta testing. On Steam. 217 01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:36,300 It's 99. 99. 99.7% on Metacritic. IGN said, gaming doesn't get much better than this. Anonymous has tipped. Thank you very much for saying, I love toilets. Thank you very much there for that tip. IGN said, 218 01:47:36,300 --> 01:48:06,300 There's a heaven and when you get there and there's a console Jaxx Simulator 2026 is gonna be the game on it. When you die and go to gaming heaven I imagine Jaxx Simulator 2026 is going to be the first thing you play. Now what about this? Do you like the shiv and shiv? It's all about the shiv. 219 01:48:06,300 --> 01:48:36,300 It's all about sneaking and distracting at this point says red. So how would you go about fucking distracting someone red? Because I don't have a glass bottle. I don't have any of these tools of the trade so to speak. Keep your torch on. Use the torch. That'll attract these cunts and then maybe 220 01:48:36,300 --> 01:49:06,300 T- "That zombie hates lights, go and turn on another one." Okay, what this? That's gonna bring him... If he hates lights, why is he gonna walk towards the light? It's confusing me. 221 01:49:06,300 --> 01:49:36,300 I do have a glass bottle. Okay, we won't use a jet. Sneak past him now. I don't feel like I can. Oh, maybe I can. He's just gonna... 222 01:49:36,300 --> 01:50:06,300 Wow, look at that. He's fucked. You told me! You told me you could! You fucking lovely, lovely, helpful person who told me I could. You're a good apple. You're one of the good guys. What the fuck? 223 01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:36,300 : Ah, come on. I just need to get a quick cheese sandwich. That is too much. Too much. What was going on there with that information like? Huh? 224 01:50:36,300 --> 01:50:43,120 And like this is a lot of the 225 01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:45,360 I don't know. 226 01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:46,560 I don't know. 227 01:50:46,560 --> 01:50:48,900 I don't know. 228 01:50:48,900 --> 01:50:50,500 I don't know. 229 01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:52,800 I don't know. 230 01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:54,600 I don't know. 231 01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:57,020 I don't know. 232 01:50:57,020 --> 01:50:59,020 I don't know. 233 01:50:59,020 --> 01:51:00,940 I don't know. 234 01:51:00,940 --> 01:51:02,860 I don't know. 235 01:51:02,860 --> 01:51:04,900 I don't know. 236 01:51:04,900 --> 01:51:34,900 Thank you. 237 01:51:34,900 --> 01:52:04,900 Thank you. 238 01:52:04,900 --> 01:52:34,900 The G-Virus. One minute there. I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 239 01:52:34,900 --> 01:53:04,900 That was a great, great surprise. Didn't even need to go down the sandwich route at all. There was still half a pot of pasta left over. And that's fantastic. That's great stuff. 240 01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:34,900 Thank you very much there Potato Boss Wow Unbelievable Thank you very much for the tips there Just Cheese Sandwich Thank you very much Pause Menu Simulator Thank you very very much The other Jeff If you had to pick a cheese Any cheese And that cheese was a damn cheese What would be your choice of a cheese To put on a cheese sandwich? I do love a damn cheese 241 01:53:34,900 --> 01:54:04,900 But I mean, it's just... It doesn't have the punch. It doesn't pack the punch of cheddar. I know, like, real cheese heads would be going, cheddar is fucking... That's basic stuff. You know, you'll have, like, casual blue oddballs. Casual blue balls out there. 242 01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:34,900 and I just haven't got to that level of blue cheese yet. I can't do it. I think the dip for the chicken wings... That's enough. That is enough for actual full on blue moldy fucking smelly blue cheese on a cracker. 243 01:54:34,900 --> 01:55:04,900 Get out of town with that. Drebans Monkey Jenkins, thank you very much. Potato Boss, thank you very much. Can you not just wander off without telling us when you'll be back? Cheers. I don't know. The plan was just to throw the cheddar into the sandwich and come back. But when I saw the big pot of pasta, I was like, this is meant to be. 244 01:55:04,900 --> 01:55:34,900 I just shoved that in. Mopped up the sauce then with a slice of bread. Fox's classic. Should have made a cup of tea. Didn't want to waste the time any longer. People have shit to do. People don't want to be hanging around. But I would love a cup of tea right now. 245 01:55:34,900 --> 01:56:04,900 I would love that cup of tea. I would love that. I'll put the kettle on anyway. 246 01:56:04,900 --> 01:56:34,900 It's interesting 247 01:56:34,900 --> 01:57:04,900 , which I thought was a step down from Resident Evil 7. In the interim, we've had Resident Evil 4 Remake, which was fantastic. I think maybe it's the switching up from Leon to the girl and back to Leon again. I kind of like the linearity of just a single, focused, 248 01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:34,900 . 249 01:57:34,900 --> 01:58:02,420 for the 250 01:58:03,420 --> 01:58:21,420 and the same thing. 251 01:58:21,420 --> 01:58:51,420 You can't take your way to go. 252 01:58:51,420 --> 01:59:21,420 Gax is just lying face down on the floor prone on the floor and I've gone for the second Fox's classic it's a real heavy on the gear situation because he can't really have the tea then and not have the biscuit as well 253 01:59:21,420 --> 01:59:51,420 . 254 01:59:51,420 --> 02:00:21,420 the bag. Don't just discard it. It's not like Resident Evil when the item is used up. Discard bag, yes or no. Keep it. Nurture it. Hold it in the cup. Let the tea slosh through the bag. Let the osmosis occur. We're not playing games. This is not a rehearsal. 255 02:00:21,420 --> 02:00:51,420 "Bag Life" 256 02:00:51,420 --> 02:01:21,420 You know, it must be hard for some people to hear that and realize that they've wasted their lives. Chaos gloves on. That looks a bit milky, but I want to tell you something. 257 02:01:21,420 --> 02:01:51,420 The chroma key on the fucking green screen removes a lot of color from certain things. It's making the tea look milky and not good. Thank you very much. Brapsanigan. Pipe to pipe Bushman. Thank you very much. Sean, thank you very much. 258 02:01:51,420 --> 02:02:21,420 It's a great biscuit. 259 02:02:21,420 --> 02:02:51,420 Oh, only ever went to the horse racing in Pontifract. Been to... Race courses I've been to in my lifetime. Balanrobe. 260 02:02:51,420 --> 02:03:21,420 . I think that's it. Thank you very much there, Braps, Anakin. Don't chase the pace, I won't. 261 02:03:21,420 --> 02:03:51,420 *Fpp**tting the heat on here *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr* *shrrr 262 02:03:51,420 --> 02:04:21,420 I've been to Galway. The Galway races. So I've actually been to quite a few. 263 02:04:21,420 --> 02:04:51,420 I think I just need a little bit more of that 264 02:04:51,420 --> 02:05:21,420 The movement, the movement is great. The movement is fantastic. Now... 265 02:05:21,420 --> 02:05:51,420 It's... It's... It's... It's fucked up in here. Not gonna lie. It's Epsteinian. To say the least. We just need to get away from this cunt. 'Cause he's chasing us. He's trying to put the willies of us. 266 02:05:51,420 --> 02:06:21,420 : This is my ass on the line! Fuck. Nick, thank you very much. Fucking hell. There was some gun bullets down near the... the fucking table. There. 267 02:06:21,420 --> 02:06:51,420 And I missed them, I got a bit scared. Had to just move. There was a gun in that room. Okay, so it was more than just gun bullets. It was a gun. Fuck. This fucker here. He just needs a chib. Chib to the face. And then run. Chib and run. Chib and run. I'm going back there, Aaron. I'm going back there. 268 02:06:51,420 --> 02:07:21,420 is... 269 02:07:21,420 --> 02:07:51,420 are gonna follow me as well. So we are in deep shit here. Anchor of them behind us. Where's the boules? Tupo, are they in the dining room? 270 02:07:51,420 --> 02:08:21,420 Just get this fucking ink ribbon. Do you know when you don't know your you don't know You got your bearings for a start and you don't know whether or not a torch is gonna attract them like moths to a fucking flame It's creepy. I know that you've all played it and you know exactly what you're doing 271 02:08:21,420 --> 02:08:51,420 You gotta give me something here. Bad lads in my... There's a room beyond the dining room. Yeah, sure, I was going down there, you know? There was like a room with a little... A little, um... Valve handle on it. 272 02:08:51,420 --> 02:09:21,420 . Any stuff down here? Look. You mean to tell me... Oh, yeah. I was gonna say, you can't fucking give the player an option to go all the way down there and then not give them something. Oh, God. This can't... What do we do here? Do we let him? Do we lure him out, or...? It's lurid. It's all very lurid. Look at that light. It's on all fours. Absolutely dogging into... 273 02:09:21,420 --> 02:09:51,420 A pile of entrails Can you heal? I mean do I need to heal? Where's my status? How do I get my status up on the screen? Oh yeah it's red I'm flashing red so that means I need to heal. So if I press R1 Does that not heal? No I don't have any healage 274 02:09:51,420 --> 02:10:21,420 I actually have no healage. I'm in a danger mode. And it's worse as well because I don't have autosaves when I'm this girl. No. I tell you, there is a fucking thing back here. 275 02:10:21,420 --> 02:10:51,420 Go back to the guard office and save it there where I think we're okay. If you save the game does that boost your health? If you lock off a save will that then give you full health again? It doesn't. 276 02:10:51,420 --> 02:11:21,420 I think I've fucking ink-riven back in here. I have another one in there, so I'll just save it anyway. I'll probably craft one in a bit. He should be reset now. Alright, the zombie, I get you. I thought you meant, like, my health would be reset. So let's have a look. 277 02:11:21,420 --> 02:11:51,420 . We go back down here. That one's blocked. We need to go down into the dining room and down to the very end there. So we do it again. Find a heal first. Uh... We might find a heal down here. Oh, God. Just gotta stab him in the head. Yeah. 278 02:11:51,420 --> 02:12:21,420 ! Backstabbing bastard! What about this? Heels! Maybe a few heels inside here. Bullets! Turn that fucking torch off. I want to check these cupboards, these lockers. 279 02:12:21,420 --> 02:12:51,420 is there. 280 02:12:51,420 --> 02:13:21,420 "I don't do nothing." Just keep him at bay. Keep that cunt away from us. We've nothing we can go through there. We don't have a keycard. Fuck you. Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run 281 02:13:21,420 --> 02:13:51,420 It's a bit. Great stuff. Run, run, run, run, run, run. Ah, yeah. There's another one. There's a fucking other one. Good moving, good moving. Bad moving. Fuck. 282 02:13:51,420 --> 02:14:21,420 on the gap! Your map tells you if you missed something. Watch this. Speedrun right here right now watch this. No fucking stopping me now I know exactly what I'm doing. Not even gonna bother. Plicating these goons. 283 02:14:21,420 --> 02:14:51,420 to just finish this guy off with the shiv. That's good. Surely that's good. Surely that's enough. Now I've got all day to spend inside this room at my own leisure and pleasure. Doing what I want. 284 02:14:51,420 --> 02:15:21,420 on my back. Keycard one. Gotta remember to come back here once we get that keycard up and running. Two in the clip, one in the hole. That's why you have to have a good look around. 285 02:15:21,420 --> 02:15:51,420 and I didn't interact with it won't show up on the map. Thanks very much there, Red Madge. Madgey-goo-goo. Your Majesty. Do I really want to waste my bouleys on this fucking toolbox? 286 02:15:51,420 --> 02:16:21,420 Let's give him the old runaround, bring him back in here, get him to come and play the fucking dance of death around the filing cabinet, and then we run and leave him again. Oh, Johnny Castle. The stairways, the Stairmaster himself. Is he gonna come through here? 287 02:16:21,420 --> 02:16:51,420 . Come on. Come on, Johnny. This is the way. That's it. You do your stuff. You work your magic. Good stuff. Talk to you. Talk to you later, man. See ya. Bye-bye. 288 02:16:51,420 --> 02:17:21,420 Big Willy's giant. Big Willy style. Getting jiggy with it. Demon dash. Now does this save inside my thing? It does. Bar and lounge. Can't wait to get into the bar and lounge. 289 02:17:21,420 --> 02:17:51,420 And what, there's a wolf. What's this, a bucket of blood and slap. Large amount of blood. Herbs would be nice now if we could have a few herbs. Let's get inside the bar and lounge. Oh, nice. 290 02:17:51,420 --> 02:18:21,420 Or not. The lady sounds like a wolf. She's mental. Might give this one a miss. She's paced. She's paced and singing. 291 02:18:21,420 --> 02:18:51,420 - Andy the fork, thank you very much. A sweet, sweet piece of herb linen. On a Tuesday night. Yeah, not too, uh, not too sure on what to do here. 292 02:18:51,420 --> 02:19:21,420 I think I can't even if I can. I don't know. 293 02:19:21,420 --> 02:19:51,420 You... Try crouching, thank you very much. And we can herb it up. That's nice. Doesn't really do much for me though. 294 02:19:51,420 --> 02:20:21,420 . Let's crouch this out. Yeah, we'll get this. Get this going. 295 02:20:21,420 --> 02:20:51,420 He's paced. Oh, great. 296 02:20:51,420 --> 02:21:21,420 It's good. 297 02:21:21,420 --> 02:21:51,420 I'd say just leaving them be will do. Let them do their own thing, you know? I focus on my own stuff. "Moaning Myrtle," thank you very much. And Myrtle is a great name as well, you know? 298 02:21:51,420 --> 02:22:21,420 . I thought like if you named your offspring Felix, Miles and Myrtle then people might start to think that they're a weird family. You'd have to have a few normal enough solid names in there. No offense to any Myrtles, Felixes or Mileses. Which I, look I'm telling you they're great names but I mean you might need to have a fucking Paul or a Tom or a Sarah. 299 02:22:21,420 --> 02:22:51,420 I'd be in there as well just to make things normal. A scale model of the care center. I don't think I care for it, to be honest. It's not a great place for me so far. I've had only bad experiences inside here. Chairman's gaff. Oh, we got that torch. Hopefully there's no shitheads inside here. 300 02:22:51,420 --> 02:23:21,420 Trinket box. What's going on? Is this a puzzle? Eye dents from writing. 301 02:23:21,420 --> 02:23:51,420 "How do you inspect the trinket box?" I know where that's going. 302 02:23:51,420 --> 02:24:21,420 . 303 02:24:21,420 --> 02:24:51,420 I don't know the puzzle, but I want to just go in the order of some... 304 02:24:51,420 --> 02:25:21,420 - What is that? I'm gonna wait until I have the clue there. I know people will be telling me the solution in the chat. Copy of an email to a menager. 305 02:25:21,420 --> 02:25:51,420 "subject personnel change" Hooper drives the boat, thank you very much From Michel Benet The new hire showed promise at the dinner meeting last month Have his clearance bumped up a level and get him set up to work on the project Send the current researcher for processing while you're at it Bumped up 306 02:25:51,420 --> 02:26:21,420 I'm gonna turn this on, does this fuckin' help us out? That turns that off. That's gonna attract the zombie who's gonna wanna turn it off, I think. Maybe. Size of that cigar. God. 307 02:26:21,420 --> 02:26:51,420 I wonder can I fucking just take this without getting seen a well-used pencil I wonder do I just shiv this guy into next Tuesday 308 02:26:51,420 --> 02:27:21,420 At least the other ones aren't gonna come through and get me. You know, the singing witch. Now I thought this lad would be distracted by the lights. 309 02:27:21,420 --> 02:27:51,420 , thank you very much Equip ornate teapot as primary weapon Tell you what though you can just play Play the table here Play the table Let him come to us We'll go around the merry-go-round 310 02:27:51,420 --> 02:28:21,420 Yeah, that's it. Swing and miss. Swing and miss. I'll take him. We might have to let rip on this guy. He's not giving me any options. One guy shoot the bottle out of his hand so he has no weapon. Wait for the bloom effect and then we go for the crit hit. Bloom. Oh, missed it. 311 02:28:21,420 --> 02:28:51,420 of the Titanic there on the side piece. Wait for the bloom, wait for the bloom. Orlando. Orlando. Orlando. Critical hit. Fuck yeah. Fuck now. 312 02:28:51,420 --> 02:29:21,420 *Badage* That's gotta be it. *Wheezes* Orlando bloomed. And then we've something in the fucking waste paper bin. It's a beautiful, beautiful message courtesy of the chairman. I suspect we'll receive a visit from the DSO shortly. I want you to enact Code Six 313 02:29:21,420 --> 02:29:51,420 I'vecrey. At 23:30, I've achieved my goal and no longer have any need for this place. V. That's the first of our memorandai. Right there. The late, great Orlando Bloom, who is still actually with us. He's not dead. I just wanted to do that for effect. 314 02:29:51,420 --> 02:30:21,420 And what about her? Nothing on her. Nothing on her. A pencil? Can I just discard this? Yeah, I will. And I'll take the pencil. And I will utilize the pencil. Maybe over on that parchment paper over here. 315 02:30:21,920 --> 02:30:51,420 . Just don't tell me the solution to the puzzle there lads please but do tell me is it something I can work out here or should I you know I should be able to work out here or is there a legitimate clue elsewhere in the building that will tell me the answer to this. I know obviously anybody with the right amount of time in brute force can work out the puzzle here but I just 316 02:30:51,420 --> 02:31:21,420 She was a lot of the 317 02:31:21,420 --> 02:31:51,420 I'm saying it's senior infant stuff. Fuck. You're joking. Maybe not. Maybe you are. Maybe put the torch on, look. And we go looking for clues. The clue man group. 318 02:31:51,420 --> 02:32:21,420 listening to her fucking floundering. We use this lock. Ah, look at this. Shade in. Oh yeah, cool. Moon. Bit of cross hatching. 319 02:32:21,420 --> 02:32:51,420 Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, 320 02:32:51,420 --> 02:33:21,420 The Sunnies and the moonies. Benson Boonie. 321 02:33:21,420 --> 02:33:51,420 *AWrish accent * Moon, Sun, Star, Moon * 322 02:33:51,420 --> 02:34:21,420 . We've got it. Oh, now we have to avoid confrontation and conflict. Moonsunstar, moon... Pissed again. Can we not close the door? It's a bit of a fucking oversight that they don't allow you to close the door. 323 02:34:21,420 --> 02:34:51,420 on the list of this conflict resolver I have in the shape of a pistol I'm gonna go down the way she came though 324 02:34:51,420 --> 02:35:21,420 "I'm sorry" "Gloom! Bloomingdale's!" 325 02:35:21,420 --> 02:35:51,420 What about SHIV? Boom! Ah! Ra! Sa! Ka! Kla! Chairman Mao's office. We were in there, no? Don't need to go there. Don't need to go there. Unless I put the piece of the red ruby. 326 02:35:51,420 --> 02:36:21,420 about this one. Press X. Okay. I can't believe that. I had to fucking do that to that lady. For nothing. Combine with what? Can't combine anything? Can you not just take it? Can you not just take the fucking thing instead of having to stash it? 327 02:36:21,420 --> 02:36:51,420 I used the pencil on the pad, Jeff. I used the pencil on the pad. I just need to put some stuff into the slot box, the irony slot box, and then we're rockin' and rollin'. 328 02:36:51,420 --> 02:37:21,420 I wonder can you put the red jewel inside the cube Hanggun ammo, that's good for me. Put those away, we don't need them. And that, you were right about that hand cannon, don't need it. I haven't used any coins yet, no. Examine this. That's a moon cube. 329 02:37:21,420 --> 02:37:51,420 -cube. Moon quartz. Adorned with moon. Doesn't combine. We know where that's going. Moon sun star moon. And there's a place for it around here. Maybe I should have locked off a save there. 330 02:37:51,420 --> 02:38:21,420 in the more 331 02:38:21,420 --> 02:38:51,420 on a nice look. Price on a bike. Let's go where is the camera wobble. Vertical sensitivity, gameplay, aiming. Camera wobble. Okay. Moon, sun, star, moon. Maybe there. 332 02:38:51,420 --> 02:39:21,420 "Deportivo "Skellington, thank you very much. Still slow, look. Sluggishly, sluggishly so. "Crapjack. They must have been playing Crapjack. Down the casino. I'm gonna sit down. I've... Unfortunately, I'm chaos gloved and... 333 02:39:21,420 --> 02:39:51,420 I need to sit down. If I want to pace this, I'll turn it up more, Mark. I'll turn it up more. You won't even fucking be able to watch it. The sensitivity's gonna be so high. And don't think that I'm gonna approach the game with less speed and finesse now that I'm sat down. 334 02:39:51,420 --> 02:40:21,420 It's not old man fucking pace work. Give me a fucking break Moon Sun star moon See you wouldn't have got that level of me given that song that level if I was standing up I was flagging Not that I'm Look, it's fucking half nine give a man a break 335 02:40:21,420 --> 02:40:51,420 for fuck's sake. Don't worry, this could go on for weeks. This game, me playing this. This is how long I'm taking it. But you better believe I'm gonna really power through the next few nights. I'm really gonna be good at this. East Wing. Does the hand come with the keycard? It doesn't. And Matty Rogers. Any relation? 336 02:40:51,420 --> 02:41:21,420 to Liam Rogers. Or is it fucking Liam Flood? Or Pat Flood? Aaron Flood. So it's Flood and Liam Rogers. Where is Liam? I hope he's okay. I hope he's okay. The Flood Bicer General is here. Sorry for calling you Pat there, Aaron. Spin the wheel. Gamble away, boys! 337 02:41:21,420 --> 02:41:51,420 and it says "2017, 17, 18." A homemade roulette wheel with weird, weird, intricate pictures on it. Like, hand-painted. They'd drawn like a fucking... I'm sure they might have been like the crests of like, Connacht and of all the provinces, right? And then there might have even been one that just had a picture of a shamrock on it. It's like, how did they manage that? 338 02:41:51,420 --> 02:42:21,420 It really was something out of fucking Resident Evil. And do you know the way like a guy on the fucking waltzers would be hanging, swinging off the side, spinning the fucking things around going, scream if you want to go faster. Well, he was like, he was hanging off the side of a fucking tent shaft going, gamble away, boys. It was like something out of Disney's Pinocchio. I don't know if you remember that there's some, 339 02:42:21,420 --> 02:42:51,420 for the hard scenes in that where the lads are fucking playing like pool and gambling and stuff that stuck with me for a long time that lad turning into a fucking donkey that is disgusting I suppose that's like that Kafka turning into a beetle long before I would have been exposed to any of that you got it through the 340 02:42:51,420 --> 02:43:21,420 the Disney filter of watching a fucking young fella turn into a donkey. I mean, turning into a puppet is scary enough itself. But the guy, the lad was laughing and when he started laughing, he started like going, and then you could see he got really scared. He was like, oh my God. And then he started crying. And he was like, I want my, I want my mommy. I want my mommy or my mama. Like, fuck, how fucked up, man. 341 02:43:21,420 --> 02:43:51,420 is that. It definitely made me think I'm not going to talk to strangers. You know, I'm not going to fucking go and hang out. Even if the Stromboli lad says there's some good stuff happening, come and have a look. I'm not going to do any of that. So I'm not sure whether or not the movies these days come with that element of fear in them. From what I can glean and gather, it's a load of soft old CGI Pixar shite 342 02:43:51,420 --> 02:44:21,420 and I had some scaries in it. Who fucking knows, man? And I tell you, I actually, I, that reminds me of a video that I took the other day when I just walking up. Where is it? Where is it? Maybe I have it here. Give me a moment here. This reminded me of the fucking thing as well. This was a bit strange. 343 02:44:21,420 --> 02:44:51,420 I don't know if you've got a if you get a bad vibe off of this one as well no maybe I don't have it maybe I do maybe I do we go view where we go view 344 02:44:51,420 --> 02:45:21,420 ...list ...details ... When was this date? Yes, this was ... I'd just woken up, this was like at fucking half ... five or something in the morning, so that's why I might sound a little bit like ... When I wake up on a morning, I always sound like I'm bunged up, but I mean, I was just ... Why'd you make of this here? I don't know if this is gonna work. Oh yeah. 345 02:45:21,420 --> 02:45:51,420 . 346 02:45:51,420 --> 02:46:21,420 There is how I saw it. The reveal on the side of the bottle. Do you know what I mean? And then watch this. Even worse, if you go back through the bottle, he gets distorted. You might see him now. Look at him there, look. 347 02:46:21,420 --> 02:46:51,420 You can't. He's like the League of Gentlemen. Hello there. Well, look at that. Isn't there like a fucking cartoon? Look at his eyes through the bottle there. Distorted look. I don't know. Let me just zoom in, see if you can see that one. It got even worse looking through the bottle. You can see him there, look. Felix, the cat or something. Or there's a clock. 348 02:46:51,420 --> 02:47:21,420 I actually think it's clocking in Disney's Pinocchio I know because it's etched into my mind that film had some scary shit as well as Dumbo as well 349 02:47:21,420 --> 02:47:51,420 and here we are 350 02:47:51,420 --> 02:48:21,420 I don't fucking trust him. I don't trust him. Do you know what I mean? How do we get onto that? Yeah, the roulette wheel anyway, your man who had the roulette wheel outside, how was he allowed to operate outside the Galway races? There was like, there was plenty of guards around. No one was saying anything to him. This is in a car park. A homemade bespoke roulette wheel. 351 02:48:21,420 --> 02:48:51,420 that you would get in Resident Evil with ornate pictures hand-painted pictures where there are usually red and black numbers on a normal roulette wheel and another lad taking the money and lots of other lads in suits pissed making placing bets I wish I'd have got a 352 02:48:51,420 --> 02:49:21,420 I wish I'd have got footage because I don't think people really believe me but I know for a fact there are people who've seen it that were there, do you know? Just by law of averages people would have seen that sort of stuff. It was a real Roger Cook situation. 353 02:49:21,420 --> 02:49:51,420 There was no Roger Cook there. Red 7. I wonder do I just have to keep gambling away until I get it? 354 02:49:51,420 --> 02:50:21,420 Black 29! Maybe I have to play so bad first. 355 02:50:21,420 --> 02:50:51,420 What's the fucking story with this? Can we not just put a herb in us and stop this breathing crack? I'm getting sick of hearing it. Matsuoka. User manual. Blood Collector M1500. So you use your coins here. This is us. This is where we get our stuff, look. Steroids. It has to be the satchel pack. Hip pouch. You need three of these. 356 02:50:51,420 --> 02:51:21,420 *s "* 357 02:51:21,420 --> 02:51:51,420 On the rides again! Right, Black 29! That's one of them, Black 29, okay? Black 29. That's spoofery, don't listen. 358 02:51:51,420 --> 02:52:21,420 is a very, very reliable puzzle man. 29. I can't believe that Red Madge would fill this full of shit like that. I'm a puzzle man myself, so it's Black 29 the entire time. 359 02:52:21,420 --> 02:52:51,420 What does it mean though? You're telling me to shoot the number. Why'd I actually shoot the fucking number on the table? Maybe he's fed up with saying his name like that. How'd you say your name? So Red Madge or Red Maggy? 360 02:52:51,420 --> 02:53:21,420 -are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are-are 361 02:53:21,420 --> 02:53:51,420 I say it, but still no follow up on the bullshit information you gave me. Unbelievable stuff. I'm calling you Madge until you rectify why- until you tell me why you fucking told me to do this. Wasted a bullet on that. Anyway, we got a fucking keycard. What's the big deal? Let's just take this now. Boom. 362 02:53:51,420 --> 02:54:21,420 ... It lands on 715 or 29. Okay, so then what? You're telling me I have to shoot the table? That's wasting bullets. I'm just gonna do my own thing. I'm gonna go back and get a third coin, and then I'm gonna get the hip pouch. Why? Because it's just instinct. I'm not gonna rely on anyone here because, to be quite honest with you now, Red Mage, unfortunately, 363 02:54:21,420 --> 02:54:51,420 - As absolutely pissed away all my trust that I had in anybody now. If Red Mage could be telling fibs, then anyone could be telling fibs. Fibonacci sequence. Let's put the fucking coins into our yoke. 364 02:54:51,420 --> 02:55:21,420 Take out four of them. You're not in trouble, red mage. I'll call you red mage now. You're not in trouble, and look, I'm not fucking annoyed or angry with you. I'm just disappointed, okay? You told me to shoot the table. I shot the table. And then... 365 02:55:21,420 --> 02:55:51,420 And that's a red seven. What's the story there? And that's a real one. That's a real one right there. Collector's edition. I end up with a red seven. That's your fault, mage. I'm on the line. Fire away, Tom. And that's a real one. 366 02:55:51,420 --> 02:56:21,420 : That's a real one right there. That was a real one. Be it, yep. Thanks very much there, Tom. What's the story with this guy? Is he gonna fuckin' go back into his hole, or...? 'Cause he's ruining my day. Yep, he's ruining my day. 367 02:56:21,420 --> 02:56:51,420 ...fuckin' Lenny. Mage of Dishonor. Thank you very much there for the tip. You know my stance on munchkins and magicians. Knock on on them. Fuckin' hell. 368 02:56:51,420 --> 02:57:21,420 And as far as I can glean, I think mages are a combination. They're like little magicians, aren't they? Like little fucking hobbit magic fellas. You've made your point. 369 02:57:21,420 --> 02:57:51,420 for a digital of which I've only a few numbers so it's yep so it's if I mean look for all intents and purposes red mage was delivering decent solid information it's just I've chose the way I've chose to interpret that information has not been optimum 370 02:57:51,920 --> 02:58:21,420 But I feel as though there should have been a disclaimer at the end of the information that was given to me. The disclaimer should have read, "Remember, you might get it wrong." You have a one in three chance of getting it wrong, remember that. That wasn't dispatched. Where was the dispatchment, you know? Now, I'm gonna head back in there when Lenny's gone. I'm gonna get myself a nice, big, thick, juicy pouch 371 02:58:21,420 --> 02:58:51,420 I thought it would be an extra couple of slot boxes inside my inventory. When's he gonna go? I'm doing the gods honest, they're trying to creep around. Fuckin' hell, I thought it had crashed. 372 02:58:51,420 --> 02:59:21,420 works. A full system restart had to occur there. Maybe refresh. Tell me if we're back. All I know is... Oh, we are back. Thank God for that. All I know is that the fucking screen and everything stopped and then I felt the vibration of the control pad. So the... I was getting hammered by that Lenny fucker. 373 02:59:21,420 --> 02:59:51,420 So hopefully I'm still alive. You're in for it now, Madge. Yeah, I'm getting fucking vilified. Did I save it not so long ago? I did. 374 02:59:51,420 --> 03:00:21,420 I think I fucking I think it was ages ago I think I fucking I think it was ages ago I saved it sorry midge says food wallet so I I'm getting absolutely hacked to bits here by Lenny I can't remember health up the stairs okay 375 03:00:21,420 --> 03:00:51,420 .. 376 03:00:51,420 --> 03:01:21,420 : Joey the lips, thank you very very much for the tips. Very very kindly, always, always nice. You know the... Look at him there, look. Is it the Munchkins Guild? 377 03:01:21,420 --> 03:01:51,420 : Heal and save. I'll go and save it. The lollipop, the lollipop guild. Lollipop. Even though it's bizarre that I thought that I'd saved it. 378 03:01:51,420 --> 03:02:21,420 It was very, very, very soon enough ago before... But I didn't. I obviously didn't. Unless the time on my PlayStation is wrong by an hour. Lookit. I'm not going to save it. I'm just going to go through the thing. I know you're telling me to save. I'm just going to do what I think is right anymore. 379 03:02:21,420 --> 03:02:51,420 Thank you very much there, Shadow Wizard Money Gang. Thank you very much. Gucci mage, somebody said. Don't worry. Lenny can't come into this room, can he not? 380 03:02:51,420 --> 03:03:21,420 That's the action on. 381 03:03:21,420 --> 03:03:51,420 . Harold and Madge Bishop, thank you very much. And Madge, you look. Thank you very much. Now look at this. Thank you. Look at all the slots I have at my disposal. And an East Wing keycard as well. 382 03:03:51,420 --> 03:04:21,420 The Quartz is eager to be slotted. 383 03:04:21,420 --> 03:04:34,080 *Gasp* 384 03:04:34,580 --> 03:04:52,740 * 385 03:04:53,240 --> 03:05:11,400 * 386 03:05:11,400 --> 03:05:41,400 , I fuckin', it's not even ten where I'm yawnin', like. I think I'm just gonna have to play it during the day, you know. Even though I like to be a crazy little guy, I feel as though I'm getting very absorbed in it. I'll play it during the day tomorrow, instead of going late. I think that's the only way. But we had a situation there. The PC is grand. It's still Windows 10. I refuse to upgrade, and I can't even upgrade. This is the fuckin' dichotomy. 387 03:05:42,040 --> 03:06:11,400 . They won't even let me upgrade to Windows 11. They're telling me my PC isn't able for it. And then after they were trying to shit us up by saying you'll no longer receive updates. Then like a week or two later it was like okay we'll give you a year's worth of updates. So I'm still gonna hold on to it like. But I don't know why it is. I'm just yawning. I keep on having to suppress yawns. 388 03:06:11,400 --> 03:06:41,400 I started by standing up and I was like really punching the sky, getting the gloves on. I wanted to show you a good time. And it's just, unfortunately, I've started to become a little bit drowsy. It's like someone has put something in my fucking tea. There's question marks around this mage character. There's question marks. Thank you very much there, Dove Kitty. Who I think maybe has cast some sort of spell on me. 389 03:06:41,400 --> 03:07:11,400 I don't know what to do. I'm a good time Charlie, you see. I'm a good time Charlie and right now something's going on. Not nice at all. But I'm enjoying the game. It just needs to, it needs to pick up the pace. I think I need to pick up the pace. It needs to be, I'm going to get involved in it tomorrow. I'm going to lock the fuck in. It's going to be pure and 390 03:07:11,400 --> 03:07:41,400 "It's a lot." 391 03:07:41,400 --> 03:08:11,400 . 392 03:08:11,400 --> 03:08:41,400 to your sound. I honestly think you're great with the advice. You cannot beat the Flood or the Rogers who wasn't here tonight. Strange that you weren't. But I think tomorrow I just go at it with my own head, yeah? My own head. Because there's a brain inside there. I just need to put it to use. And I'm too nice. I think I'm too nice. I'm letting everybody have a slice. 393 03:08:41,400 --> 03:09:11,400 . 394 03:09:11,400 --> 03:09:41,400 . 395 03:09:41,960 --> 03:10:11,400 it. It doesn't happen to the best of us, monkey. It doesn't. It happens to you and you're happy to see me being a little bit tired. And why? Because you saw how early my voice, you heard my fucking voice on that video. That was at fucking half five this morning. Half five? Come on. Are you going to be up at this time after being up at half five? Flying it. I don't think so. Many would have quit. 396 03:10:11,400 --> 03:10:41,400 would have quit an hour ago half an hour two hours ago what did I do two hours ago I fucking got the chair out I got the chair out and I wound the desk down okay look well done we've it's been a fucking great shift you've done a great shift we've had a great night tomorrow's where it starts though yeah this was this was fucking rubbish today this was nothing this was elementary stuff tomorrow's the real shit turn up our fucking 397 03:10:41,400 --> 03:11:11,400 and turn out. Which is the same thing. You're going to turn out. Turn up or turn off. Look. Either turn up tomorrow or don't turn up at all. Yeah. And thank you very much. I'm sorry for getting aggressive. And look. You always got to keep your eyes open. And watch your ass. We'll talk to you later. We'll talk to you later. All the best. 398 03:11:11,400 --> 03:11:41,400 I'm bringing up a lovely little portfolio here. Yeah, I've got a fucking dossier. I've got a dossier. Time for a Horlicks. 399 03:11:41,400 --> 03:12:11,400 , we'll talk to you later on. Best of luck, yeah? Watch your mouth, Zanagan. We don't fucking play games. We'll talk to you later on, and good night, everyone. It's been a lovely night, lovely evening. I don't want to end it on a bum note. I don't want to end it on a bad one like that, on a threat. I don't like to end it on threats, okay? I want to end it on nice stuff. We're all nice here. 400 03:12:11,400 --> 03:12:41,400 We're all good. We'll talk to you later. Good night. Talk to you later. Yeah.