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: One small step For shlug One giant leap for fuck all

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float and i'll! One giant leap for fuck all man! Why are they going up there again? Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? Or is it a good sidewood?

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is still a problem Release the Schlegd.

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does this is gonna think it could be shit like

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the démocrate!

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Yeah okay here I have an äidot.

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Eh!

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NATO Human Resources.

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. Wrong stream Pat. Wrong stream. Kill the Moondust. Sounds good. Ah. Artemis.

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You're going to hear two voices on the loops. If everything goes nominally, NASA test director Jeff Spaulding who's directly managing the watch- We've got Jeff Spaulding in here with nine minutes T minus nine minutes to watch!

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. He has the ability to stop and restart.

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You're telling me Pat? You're twenty-three years- sixty-eight years- we- we- we- we're waiting to go back to the moon. You're telling me we're home back tonight?

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Certainly is not.

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In nightmares I have to get from Castle Barrow to- to where? To fucking Cape Canaveral? Are you serious? Are you kidding?

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How am I meant to get to Cape Canaveral? Can you fly over and pick me up?

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. T-0-6.25.6.25.5.12.2 PM Eastern Time.

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Again.

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Our T-0-8.

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Thank you very much there to Other Jeff and Wayne in Gibbous and Arglen and NATO Human Resources.

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There's no watch button. This is-

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Rumours are circulating the delays caused by a stowway smelling of crisps.

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And Wayne who says, "Wouldn't it be class if it blew up?"

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on board the moon pays craft.

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"You're getting to retract the crew access arm."

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"You're getting to retract the crew access arm."

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"I'm not on the moon.

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Although I am in space at the moment."

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"You're getting to retract the crew access arm."

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"You're getting to retract the crew access arm."

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"I'm not on the moon.

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"You're getting to retract the crew access arm."

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"

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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"I'm not on the moon."

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our output there.

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"And then I go to filters."

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"And then I can get rid of the dojo."

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"No, that's not gonna work."

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"What one is this now that I've got?"

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"Thank you very much there for the tip back to the dojo with you."

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"Oh here we go."

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"Wow."

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"Wow."

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"Top of the rocket right now, Pat."

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"Super flight."

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"We got some precious hardware, Pat."

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"Of the astronauts."

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"Astro turf."

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"Tommy excites."

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"Look at him. I can't wait for it."

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"I'm Buzz Cauldron, thank you very much."

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"Been a long time since we went to the moon."

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"And I've been waiting."

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"I can remember I was a small boy when it happened at the time."

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"He was like, come on, have a look at this."

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"And I said, look at what?"

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. "He was pointing at the radio."

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"Because we had no telly."

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"So we all stared."

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"We were staring at the radio for the rest of the night."

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"And listening to them said,"

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"Their boys are going to the moon."

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"It was a fantastic night."

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"And I can't wait to see how this transpires tonight as well."

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"Hopefully no disasters."

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"We don't want any challenger situations here."

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. "Well hopefully not."

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"Let's go back to our full screen situation scenario set up."

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"We can unequivocally say yes."

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"We are about to go to the moon again."

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"Thank fuck."

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"Because it's been an absolute waste of people's time."

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"If you think about it."

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"They went there and then they haven't been arse going again."

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"They could have done all sorts out there."

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"There's a lot of potential for business out there."

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"Maybe holidays and what not."

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"We'll get the liquid oxygen tank a little later in the count."

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"And they're getting the liquid oxygen tank sorted Tom."

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"Now the team is waiting for verification."

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"That's the most important thing, you need oxygen."

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"Especially Major Tommy, thank you very much for the tip there Christian Orwin as well."

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"I'm watching the moon and the Kindle here."

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"And then other screens are available."

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"Just need to really redo the video for it."

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"There is no video, this is live."

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"We don't redo videos here, we just broadcast live."

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"And uh..."

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"That's great news."

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"T minus five minutes."

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"I think I'm gonna have to get involved with my own little bit of beverage business here."

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"Other stouts are available."

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"I'm not gonna..."

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"It is a stout situation and I'm not gonna say which one."

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"But there's the phase."

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"There's the phase."

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"Oh, it's lovely."

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"And I just want to show people really, there is no mystification."

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I'm gonna explode the myth.

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"I'm going to dispel any sort of thinking regarding how you should pour the pint."

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"This is how it goes very, very easily like this."

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"And so the cryo team..."

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"Like that."

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"Other stouts are available, we won't get the cannon."

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"Don't get the cannon."

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"Range for launch."

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"People say yeah you shouldn't do it like this."

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"I think it's grand."

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"Because it always ends up perfect."

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"Done it many times before."

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"And that's it."

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"We let that settle."

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"Absolutely beautiful stuff."

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"Tom, your tea total in a way tonight I see."

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for the tea bags yourself."

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"Yep."

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"You want to be fully sober for a situation like this."

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"And I do know that NASA are watching."

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"NASA are interested."

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"As well as Guinness."

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"And other stouts are available."

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"But Guinness saw your record attempt earlier on."

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"And they got in touch with me."

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"And they said, listen, if you're back later on, we might have work with NASA."

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"They're gonna have a look."

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"But don't you go supping."

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"Because we want you sober as an ox."

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, look at this.

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"Let's do it."

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"Let's do it."

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"Let's go full screen on this, yeah?"

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"Let's go full screen on this."

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"Purge sequence four."

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"The four core stage engines downstream of the propellant valve."

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"The propellant valve."

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"Let's try and make that even bigger."

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"We won't go full screen, but we can maybe go cinema mode."

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"Get rid of these fucking chats at the side."

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, yeah.

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"Wow."

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"Moving through the milestones."

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"It really is..."

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"a great moment to be alive."

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"No matter what they tell us and what they say."

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, you have to admit, we are here.

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"We are here for it."

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"Artemis 2. Artemis Fowl."

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"I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't even know this was happening until the end of the stream there about an hour ago."

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people were telling me it was happening.

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"But I'm very excited and I can't wait to see this rocket go up and not explode."

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"Never say die."

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"An enduring image."

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"The pinnacle of humanity's far-reaching expanse into the nether regions of the the solar system."

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"This is why we're here."

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"You know people will say, 'Why are you going there? What are you doing? What's the point of this?"

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"Well why?"

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"Taking ground power away and are now going to battle."

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"Why not?"

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"Why not?"

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"That's what I'd say to them."

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"And that's what makes humans humans."

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"You know we hear a lot of rubbish about uh Beamish for Moon thank you very much,"

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"and Gibbous for Strength and Wanty thank you very much."

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"We hear a lot of bad news going around about wars and uh you know the patriots and conspiracies and

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you know violence uh fuel the price of diesel going up."

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"Bad stuff."

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"Just lads generally doing bad stuff."

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"But this, this is different."

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"This is what makes humanity great."

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"And this is what makes me proud to be a human."

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"And be alive."

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"Right here right now."

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"Right here right now Tom."

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"Like uh fat boy Slim said."

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"Right here right now."

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"It's good stuff. It really is good stuff."

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"And the launch is going to be great as well."

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"Right now the rocket does not-"

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"The launch is going to be fantastic."

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"I can't wait."

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"We're coming up to minus 33 seconds."

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"Get ready for full blast."

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"Autonomous launch sequencer or ALS."

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"Have a look here. ALS."

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"But honor any holds that could come from the ground."

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"Come on."

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"Now shortly after liftoff."

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"39 seconds. 38."

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"We want to see this thing go to mars baby."

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"Heluson we have a problem."

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"The rocket is on its own."

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"First man on the moon."

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"Jonathan baboon."

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"Leonard's bar."

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"Thank you very much."

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"The green gobshide."

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"Larry schlug."

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"Thank you very much."

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"Come on the moon!"

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"Come on the moon!"

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"Come on!"

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"Come on!"

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"That's it Tom. Don't get carried out."

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"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, I'M ON THE MOON!"

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"4. Blast off ya fucker, blast it. Send it!"

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"Come on!"

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"

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"The crew of artemis 2 now bound for the moon. Humanity's next great voyage begins."

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"Fuckin' loving us."

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"And it's a good roll pitch."

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"I want you to believe me pass."

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"I was there, I was there when the last artemis 2 pass."

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"And you never called round to see me."

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"

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"And after this, we're gonna have a knife fight together."

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"Me and you with the telescope locking up at the stars tonight."

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"The moon has been launched."

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"The integrity is high."

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"Passing 30 seconds into the flight."

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"Integrity passes the alternate vehicle, Pat."

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"I am the ultimate vehicle for you."

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"I'm your ultimate vehicle, man, Pat."

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"Come on!"

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"Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?"

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"What the hell teller?"

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"That stuff was a blast."

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"Watch out, there's a fuckin' fighter jet coming down, we'll get out!"

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"Is that a helicopter?"

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"Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ!"

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"Tom!"

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, "It looks like it's a beauty!"

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"It's a beauty!"

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"We have blast-off!"

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"Come on!"

259
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,880
"Send that gun rocket to space!"

260
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:33,680
!"

261
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,440
"That's the stuff. Look at it!"

262
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,400
"Looks like the Challenger, but it's not gonna be a disaster."

263
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,360
"That's just the way it looks. Don't worry about it."

264
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:46,960
"It's going, it's pitching, it's yawn, it's going to the side."

265
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,600
"It's fine. 14 miles."

266
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:54,800
"Downrange, traveling more than 2,600 miles per hour."

267
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,520
"None other than Artemis Fowl."

268
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:02,320
"A big, fat rocket, impregnating the sky."

269
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,680
with its juice boosters.

270
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:07,760
"And did you know Buzz Aldrin used to make boosters?"

271
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,760
"After he went to the moon, he started doing boosters after that."

272
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,280
"Big red, thank you very much."

273
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,960
"Thunderbirds are a goal."

274
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,680
"Dragon box, thank you very much there for the tip."

275
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,720
"And there they have all the people there."

276
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,000
"Don't worry about that sound."

277
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,280
"And they've brought their own little camping chairs as well."

278
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,880
"Lovely leg cross there."

279
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,520
"Sandals."

280
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,600
"Three-quarter legs."

281
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,760
"Thermos full of coffee fee."

282
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,840
or tea or whatever the fuck they're drinking over there out in Florida.

283
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,200
"I don't know where this is from."

284
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,000
"Look at that for an absolutely class image as well."

285
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,520
"No way."

286
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,160
"Wow, it looks so still and peaceful."

287
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,000
"That's not the rocket."

288
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:46,880
.

289
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,080
"That's another satellite or something."

290
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,280
"I'd imagine."

291
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,600
"I don't know what that was, Tom."

292
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:57,840
"Yep, don't know what that was. Peter Schilling, thanks very much for the shilling."

293
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,600
"Very very kind of you. Big red as well."

294
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,080
"The old buzzy boy. Thunderbirds are a goal."

295
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,600
"It looks beautiful."

296
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,080
. "Come on, let's have ya."

297
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:12,960
"Gotta hand it to the moon."

298
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,800
"That's where they're going."

299
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:20,400
"A beautiful moon launch on a Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday, Thursday afternoon."

300
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,080
"Beautiful stuff."

301
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,800
. "Come on, come on."

302
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,840
"Don't try and do my voice again."

303
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,560
"It was just a joke, Tom."

304
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,600
"It was just a lighthearted bit of bounce."

305
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,120
"Where I try to rip you off."

306
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,120
"Arglin, thank you very much for the tip."

307
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,680
"This looks fantastic."

308
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:44,480
"I have to really say I'm very much buzzed for this."

309
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,840
.

310
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,280
"Imagine he just came, he appeared out of nowhere."

311
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:03,120
"Wow, now we can't even see anything. It's gone into night vision mode."

312
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,080
"I wonder what'll happen next."

313
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:12,400
"50 seconds into the flight of Artemis II, Wiseman, Glover, Cook and Hansen cross the boundary to space with good comm checks."

314
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400
"Wow, great comm checks."

315
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,240
"Insanity run."

316
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,000
"Thank you very much."

317
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,600
, "Insanity run ready."

318
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,120
"With the unlimited RPG." "Unlimited ammo."

319
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,720
"It's gonna be absolutely beautiful."

320
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,000
"Thank you very much there."

321
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,440
"Kitty as well, good luck."

322
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,240
"Donation for the Moon boys, you see."

323
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,480
"And Arglin, thank you very much as well."

324
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,400
"Eight minutes, two seconds time of Miko."

325
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,640
"Whatever that means, we don't know."

326
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,400
"But it's fantastic to see."

327
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,560
"And we're very, very happy to be here for this particular brand of moon launch."

328
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,480
"Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?"

329
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,720
"Cause that stuff was a blast."

330
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,480
"Integuity GPS."

331
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,480
"And they're on the way into space at the moment. I think they've left the atmosphere."

332
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:10,400
"Yeah, from what we can see there on our little screening, if I put that there, then we can see it ourselves. Looks beautiful. In the backdrop, the background."

333
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,520
"Approaching five minutes into the flight, Commander Reed Wiseman confirms..."

334
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,040
"Wow."

335
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:20,400
"And what is that there that we're seeing? Are we seeing the rocket penetrate space?"

336
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:28,080
"It's actually gone beyond the atmosphere, it's left the Earth's atmosphere and is now well and truly in space."

337
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,080
"Which is fantastic to see."

338
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:37,440
"Really is one in a million opportunity here. We might never actually be alive to see something like this again."

339
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:47,280
"And I just hope that NASA are tuned in and watching because I for one would really, really like to be on one of those rockets in the near future."

340
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:54,640
"I have no experience in space or any astronautical stuff. But I've been on the bus for quite some time."

341
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,640
"I've driven many cars."

342
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,800
"So, keep me in mind if you're there, if you're watching NASA."

343
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,680
"Thank you very much there, Punk, for the tip and Omer as well."

344
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,680
"Wow."

345
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,080
"An altitude of 330 miles downrange approaching what?"

346
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,040
"Looking good at six minutes."

347
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,040
"Six minutes."

348
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,200
"Looks fantastic."

349
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,680
"It's just so exciting as well."

350
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,680
"It's so exciting. When does the excitement stop?"

351
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,440
"Is that a real image that we're seeing there? Look."

352
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,880
"Is that even a real image? Look."

353
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:36,560
"That looks like a computerized image. It's a visual representation."

354
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:41,440
"Oh my god, I can't even, I can't even breathe."

355
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:47,200
"I'm so excited about this and I can't wait to see how it develops."

356
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:51,590
"And look at that cloud, a beautiful cumulus sits in the sky."

357
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,760
"Perhaps a metaphor for what we've just seen, Tom."

358
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,590
"Yeah."

359
00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:02,800
"You can't beat a big fluffy white cloud on a night like tonight or a day like today where they're lodging it."

360
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,440
"It's daytime over there. It's nighttime over here."

361
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:05,920
"Spooky."

362
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,240
"But that's just the way the world works."

363
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,200
"We've no sunshine in us at the moment."

364
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,240
"But those guys have all the luck in the world at the moment."

365
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,830
"Kildare Space Program, thank you very much for the tip there."

366
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:20,800
"I hope you're getting on well and enjoying the moon."

367
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:22,240
"I'm enjoying the launch."

368
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,520
"As we approach the abort one."

369
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,560
"Get ready for the launch."

370
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,830
"Milestone on the 737 March."

371
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:33,680
"Now 84 miles an altitude at 650 miles downrange."

372
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:40,720
"We might even get that on there DJ Jean. The launch, I don't think that'll work out well for the stream."

373
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,160
"Usually these things don't."

374
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,000
"But we can maybe put it on and see how that flies."

375
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,240
"And there we have."

376
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,400
"The voice of Reginald D Eisenhower."

377
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,960
"America."

378
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:01,280
"US President Oppenheimer, as he stated at the time."

379
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,480
"Or maybe JFK."

380
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,960
"John fucking Kennedy."

381
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,800
"A new generation."

382
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:14,320
"And what about this before we even put that on? A real fireball."

383
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:20,640
"This is one small step for lads."

384
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:26,400
"This is another giant leap for lad kind."

385
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,560
"And then the launch after that please."

386
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,110
"Four."

387
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,110
"Get ready for the launch."

388
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,040
"Yeah, let's bring us, let's lift us. Come on, big time."

389
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,160
"Come on."

390
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,320
. "I don't know if you can hear us, hopefully you can."

391
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,830
"What about Tom?"

392
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:53,920
"Yep, come back."

393
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:56,640
, "We've launched, we've rashed it up."

394
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,000
"We're going to space, cover!"

395
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,920
"On the speed."

396
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,280
"On the space lens."

397
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,040
"Right and left."

398
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:08,240
"Get ready for the launch."

399
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,080
"I'm trying to space, cover."

400
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:16,880
"Nine minutes of mission, I lost time."

401
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,640
"I didn't feel a new life, my bitches love this is so fucking expensive."

402
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,680
"I'm trying to space, cover."

403
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,110
"Get ready for the launch."

404
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:28,880
"You're telling me to drop a bar on me, too."

405
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
"I'm still going to get the blast."

406
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,830
"I'm still going to get the blast."

407
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:32,880
"Well, I'm still going to get the blast."

408
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,920
"Level up."

409
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,480
"Now back."

410
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,920
"I see what's happening, man!"

411
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,350
"We're going to get the blast."

412
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:37,350
"We're going to get the blast."

413
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:37,590
"I'm still going to get the blast."

414
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:38,000
"Farming the blast."

415
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,280
"Farming the blast."

416
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,800
"Farming the blast."

417
00:21:40,800 --> 00:22:00,000
"Friday night. The shoes are off."

418
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,240
"The work chat is muted."

419
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,000
"And the hunger is big."

420
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,240
"BIG."

421
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,680
"And don't come back."

422
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:17,120
"We don't want to see you back."

423
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,120
"We do want to see you back."

424
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,080
"Please come back."

425
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:20,080
"Please come back."

426
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,120
"Farming the blast."

427
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:25,120
"Friday night. The shoes are off."

428
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,240
"The work chat is muted."

429
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,120
"And the hunger is big."

430
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:34,560
.

431
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,560
"The hunger is big."

432
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:42,560
"Get ready for the lodge."

433
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,560
"Get ready."

434
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:52,000
"Thank you very much for joining us for the lodge. And I hope you've had a lovely evening."

435
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,000
"And we'll talk to you later on. It's been a beautiful lodge."

436
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
"We'll see you again."

437
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
"We'll see you next year."

438
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
"We'll see you whenever we see you."

439
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,320
"Hold the beach."

440
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:04,880
"Come on."

441
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,920
"Send that fucking thing to the moon, boys."

442
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,480
"To the moon."

443
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,440
"Come on."

444
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:22,320
"New York's land."

445
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,880
"New York's land."

446
00:23:30,560 --> 00:24:00,560
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